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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-02-05

Dan Williamson the five dol
,. lar Curriers' .
ta
= North Kellogg cash grocery.
the time your
is place
young daughter of B. H. Darling fine assortment. of valentine.
A. o. is seriously Ill at her home this on hand
the the St s. place the them
Mrs Ioie scoten Battle Diamond w. 50 cent tea for as
wash the the Kellogg
. RENT-IIouse rooms. 2,s
Dr. with offices over lots fruit 5sS
Z. even ven, the First National Bank building o'"es0 street
among physicians A good secondhand upright
the 1authers feed store reports the woodlavn m
Ohns YOU get full weight and frs,
~ ties desiring coal should make note quality
E. F. Day left Monday for Los Rooms to rent all modern Onven
~ Angeles and during two months telephone 51s South
S @ soun will visit many points of In Jersey ST. St Johns
ns day slightly
returning home
Katie An enjoyable cobweb Social was ~ ~ -o- o. ~
@ '' s the HsS s s;sS ;s .4
, The class that there still best L. Dobe agent
n non few seats that they would -
a be glad to have occupied you want to rent sell
D. & g. susDs former resident @ o. Side
;. :, his old stamping ground Wednesday .
Rich thing tha, LEA Leave Telegram TSS Alaska %
were ST. left he ns n, @ p. % oso % p % r
pery Ss,on, ] future ~ " ~ ~ or with your carrier.
o. has o. FOR SALE by owner corner 10, GO
nh tween Portland AM and south BE- Bend buildings Inquire no aoe
this week No Wonder the boat street St Johns
Id will that decidedly eworsto o IT N ,,sr,o A., y, -
pa n ho III ysr @ ,ast % week. % rd sell Ed
be placed on the dock for repairs in St. 100 feet north FeSScndc
w 0.V 20 "a few days osweso oregon % " " '''
estate the Bring in TIM, witch wn,c, rts
idenee scarbroush TO- keep tim" and have made use
durapes vile to tho murder Of Rogers Cement Block Building
Jersey street,"
Ing Of @ % ,S, vu a cs not - - the
+hSsv lof going to press furnish all kinds OF school books at
In at n r., 20, -. mann , II
low which he recently built on south d need give him
Depot and r. Richmond streets to a" call
suraay Eastern East party who will take posses cheap my
Hun s @ Fact, % n % & @ Two % SS ~
iteed N cav and p o "r bara,n
~sa @ % viii % o " ~ " w Phone for particulars Rich
' % A S an % as ses ss @ moment
s s%s saIea " buy har T are co%e s AMID
% S sS SS @ M % s 'I" S your delivery
bet passed to the g great at beyond s, He has He'
s,u. ty in his hour of promptly Rough dry washing
o n bsSe @ % % IN % % ,Oa @ laundry at any place Ring us up
years launched into the real estate Churchill
aSss easmS, Of 4., as cs PPy PR as @ ' How Te9
NM to Hood Riverwh he espectsto
mss his profession his Have abstracts made
=" '1',a ,s Title Realty Co.. H.
Henderson, Accurate
Bakevo work Reasonable {
II -
j. Giles Newberg aguest
at the nome OF H. Wright
south Hayes this week
| .
Ibu did not know where AFTER ne
arrived here he began
search Tor them and 10 MS great JOY
located them right here In Portland i"s '
They near future
lin Mulnomah .
meeting
and L. owen
the happy charge very eloquent
are I'oyed last Thursday the speaker
Portland cousins Mrs L. Townsend . Ii
South fouahd out Columbia Electric
he beIt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

-Eiuah.- said the judge 20 tAs -
feud.int. you have bad q fair trial
The prosecuting sttpruey has showa
by eirrumstanfiai evh;en<e that can
nyt be silasasd that yoa we're ia Mr..
Browns ehicken coop 90 the uighs
that bis hens dlsappeareSi and yoaf at
torney In his sp<ech has practically
admitted that the shecsy of the psoss-
cufica 10 true. Have yoa anything to
ssy befose the court peoooanrss NJ
dacistcu.-
-Jedse.- SAID Elijah. rising poliseiy.
AL rs soe to say b diA ! dOa't know
mnrh about De law, bat ] does know
heahsay evvmience knit god. an al
dese hwyehs says b heahsay. ]
oQghtef know. fob ~ de only man
in that ehirken coop dat night. an r.
daaasi is ralsht eriou<---Chcaso Pest
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01
THE nUaRYIHe BARBER.
o0ssd aosaisssesd A1ses In tks hlstisas
1hsa In the Assuiss.

oesst a1seissses1 h1ses In shs Aassisns
nhss In the AsssIss.
.Bafhs1.. remarked the man with
ths sboet hair. are born unable to
hurry. Juse ycs 20 Into Q shop. %
ID the othss day. wanting Q hair cut.
and ash ths barber how ions it VIII
ake. He told ne. Oh, about tveufy
minutes: and saH to 90 ahead
That barter honestly believed be
vss hurSytnx. haf be couldn't leave
sut thoss iiftis snip-snips about the
baek oe ths asck they are sIl % fond
se doing. and - had % cut the hair as
4 - were ehisslias priceless marble.
when u soe to b about half Al hour
! sa,d to him. You're Q pretty bad
1udss Of time. aren't youY He cane
hock With so0sthing about not want.
hg to turn out . poor job
I've known ie to happen often In
the case Of shaving. when you tell 4
barber to hurry be dashss around on
the ti'ed door at imminent risk Of fail
Ing. and be spiashes the lather into
yogr eyes and Jour mouth. bu, the fac,
remains that be takes as much tine
- usual to rub tho ather into your
face and a. much time to shave you.
Il begin 10 believe there Il some
sort Of rule regarding time that all
BARRIERS observe. becauss I have timed
them. Once asked . barber TO hurry
shaving me. and be had all the mosions,
but took up Just - much time a.
when b went sioos st his usual gait
= Imagine they believe the customer
WI b sstisasd with the appearance
ae speed and that's the reason they
nm around % and breathe heavily a.
q vfnded when changing from one
lids Of the ehais . The othee.--Nsv
Yogk Sun.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01
A. His Best.

Biobhs-The doctor told Gurales
irinking was the very worst thing be
.ouid do. siobhs-i guess tha, doe,os
ilsin't know Cuxxicf or b. would have
realized that drinking II the best thing
he doss.-PhIiadeiphla Record.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

4 Loodoe journal says that lively
6iscusssoa once took place In . town
eouncu In the noeth Of England OuS
thing led 90 another t1i oae Of the
Aispsfasts nvs anoshRs the Hs direct
1As insulted party rushed forward.
and the palr eiinchea AZ that NO.
osnt the frss nan exclaimed. y ~
lesssfe hat 700 are Q liar 10 ths
aseDubhuene of every one. the asyriev.
q party les % bis bosd -Oh, vel" !"
- ssid. in that eass ] accept he
apology. n man says - fsitsfafe1.
hat = an any gentleman can ask-" he
~ not sndefstand Why the bystaad-
- laagAsd. bat the aShs vss q.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

Il s'pose you wouldn't marry me II
{ were the only man on earthy'
Il wouldn't even be engaged 10 you
responded the girl. IF you were the
only tnan at sumner r.sors.--Kan.
NJ civ Journal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

sued for brraeh Of promise. .hy'
Yep"
ANY defensef'
Temporary insanity. an,i expect
to prove Il by the love letters wrot@"
Washington Herald.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01
o. ootk

The Court-You VIII swear that the
prisoces stole yoos smessIiai fhs
Piainti6-Yo1S honor. ] Win swear
thas b stole The umhssils ~ eas.
VfnG-ClSvola1d LsoAR.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01


IL = customary foe he hack 6ope
key TO b p1s halfway under the doos
% that ] can reach ie when eomins
o6 duty hfs st night.- remarked an
artist to Q London Tif-BIts writer.
The other morning as breakfast ny
hndlady said to NE. 'Do yoa know, I
bad an awful fright last night. put
the key halfway under tie door. as
usual. when. TO my hoeros, Law n
drawn slowly cot Of sight. Of course
thought some one had got the key ard
wool unlock the door and come In
% ] quickly bottled ie and shouted
through the keyhole. NY word. n you
doa't bring that ksy back" Not daring
70 rstirs to rest. ! at Suiesiy listening
Toe . ume. Thea eos . table knife
and pgshed if under The door to zee II
IL key had really been taken right
away and 70 NJ surprise drew the key
hoek again. %. very caUtto0sly. ] IN
iarksd and unboirsd TIE doos, looked
cot and found not . burglar. but our
eWD wieksd eat. VIA Whils sisting on
ths 6ooestep and seeing the key pushed
under ths doos. muss have drawn the
ksJ cot Of sishf With hes pawn think.
Izs was 1isyins with Aes.'"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

DE man dat answers q gold brick
circular" said uucle Eben. makes de
old mistake. Instead o. telIln' Satan
% git behind I'm. be thinks be kin cit
ahead o. Washington Star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

u = ths littis plsagusss vhieh mako
iSe sweet. - the ltefis disp,sasures
nay % more than smictioos en- %
make e bittss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-01

CoaAds . ssefst b . dumb mas ssd
3 Vfl 0aks hin speak.-Livoaiss
The Newark journal., 1909-05-21

Don't worry. If you can help a thing, go help it; if you can't, your worrying does no good.
 Ebert Reevs and family of Oil Trough spent Saturday night and Sunday with relatives in Newark.
 Miss Una Churchill of Charlotte was in town Monday the, guest of her sister, Mrs. w. ". Jerni- gan.
 The Newark Grocer Company has received carload of ice and can supply the trade in any quan- tity.
 Mrs. H. E. Hawthorne returned home Monday from a pleasant vis- it with relatives and friends at Heber.
 DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the famous little liver pills, small, gentle and sure. Sold by the New ark Drug Co
 The Leader. Mrs. Alexander is the leader in millenry best trimmed hats for the least money. Shop at residence.
 If you want fire insurance when 1 am away, telephone No. 55 and Mrs, Inez Raney can arrange your insurance. T. J. Raney
 Two thousand bushels good corn for sale at so cents per bushel cash or $1 per bushel on credit with approved security. Adams Bros.
 Prof. Jud Burlington of Sul- phur Rock, the champion speller of the date, was in town Monday en route to Oil Trough on business.
 New bakery in town. Fresh bread every day; first house north of Methodist church, on east side of street. Cakes and pies made to order.
 Mrs. A. Epley of Texarkana spent Tuesday and Wednesday here preparing herhousehold goods for shipment to her home at Tex arkana.
 If you want to buy or sell prop erty of any kind, talk or write to the Henderson Real Estate Go, Newark, Ark. Office in Merchants & Planters Bank.
 G. NJ. Fields presented the preachers family with a nice lot of strawberries one day this week and the preacher says Let his tribe increase. '
 Magness Bros. carry full line of furniture, mating, etc., and are also making very low prices on all lines of dry goods, milliney and ladies and mems slippers.
 A lodge of Royal Neighbors was organized here Thursday night by Mrs. c. A. McKaig of Batesville. Mrs. E H. Williamson as presiding officer and Mrs. A. l.. McClard seceraty. The lodge has mem- bership of 22.
The Newark journal., 1909-05-21

Take your notary work to A. A. Henderson.
 Star Naphta washing powder at R. l.. Goad's.
 Neckwear at R. L. Goad's Cash Bargain Store.
 Candies' Candies at Goad's Cash Bargain Store.
 Jesse. l.. Mcdaniel of Cord was in town Friday.
 The man who quits studying commences to decline.
 Beliye in yourself. It's the first requisite to success.
 If you have anything to sell ad- vertise it in the Journal.
 Lemon Cling Peaches 15 cents per can at k. l.. Goad's.
 Federal court will convene at Batesyille next Tuesday. ". J. Herrigton transacted busi. ness at Batesville Friday.
 Eyerthing you want good to eat at Galloway's Restaurant. 
 List your property with the Hen- derson Real Estate Company.
 T. H. Dearing transacted busi- ness at the county capital Monday.
 Nature intended that we should all be poor and dig for what we get.
 Don't forget R. L. Goad when you get ready for that summer suit.
 Miss Hattie Foote of Newport spent Sunday here visiting rel. atives.
 When you want a nice roast or steak telephone Newark Grocer Company.
 Go to Gibson's Gallery at Sul- phur Rock and have your face made over.
 Remember Galloway's Restaur- ant when you want something good to eat.
 Don't be too hard on the critics and faultfnders. Each man must act his nature.
 We pay cash for chickens, eggs, and country produce. Newark Grocer Company.
 Don't let your enemies frighten you. It's a good sign when you are hated by the worst.
 Mrs. w. P. Lawton returned home Sunday from a pleasant wis 1t with relatives at Judsonia.
 W. Y. Gibbs of Sulphur Rock passed through town Monday evening en route to Newport.
 J. k. Harrelson and little daugh- ter, Vida, of the Charlotte neigh borhood, were in town Monday.
 Constable W. l.. Hall spent a day or two the first of the week in Jackson county visiting his sister, Mrs. Hattie Stoner.
The Newark journal., 1909-05-21

MT. ana Mrs. Claude ttogue ot Newport spent Sunday in town visiting relatives.
 Mrs. C. A. McKaig returned to her home at Batesville Friday, after spending few days here in the interest of the Royal Neighbors.
 They say (and you know how reliable that isl that new train will soon be put on from Kansas City to Little Rock over the White River route.
 A. Epley of Texarkana, Tex, and Mrs. Pink Brooks of this place were married Wednesday of last week at Texarkana, and will make their home in that city.
 For Sale = Fairbanks Morse two horse power gasoline engine; now running every day. Going to install electric motor. A bargian. Democrat, Newport, Ark.
 Will F. Due, formely with The Journal, is now in Merrill, Neb :, where he has recently purchased the Morrill, Mail. His many friends here wish him success.
 Casheir E. B. Chesser of the First National Bank returned Sunday from Little Rock where he attended the annual meeting of the State Bankers Association.
 Having received a supply of ice we are prepared to furnish you the very best meat of all kinds. Don't forget us when you want fresh meat of any kind. Newark Grocer Company.
 C. II. Hogan, former citizen of Newark, who represented this county in the legislature of 1903 and was later cashier of the Inde- pendence County Bank at Bates vile, was placed in the State In sane Asylum at Little Rock Satur- day.
 Prof. s. J. T. Wynn, formerly of Newark, has been re. elected principal of the Harrison public school for next year at salary of S1, loo. Prof. Wynn is one of the best school men in the state and his many friends here are glad to learn of his success.
 If you expect to get the original Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve, you must be sure 1t is DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salye. It is good for cuts, burns, and bruises, and is especially good for piles. Refuse substitutes. Sold by the Newark Drug %.
 The Newark Telephone Com pany is putting up some new wire and more phones over in Oil Trough. A great improvement has been made in the service since Mir Eller took charge of the sys tenn, and The Journal is glad to see them expanding.
 On Sunday, June 6, at 2:30 D. m. the w. 0. w. of this place will unyeil the monument erected to the memory of the late Soy. G. w. Paddock at Blue Springs cemetery. The annual memorial services will also be observed on that date and an effort will be made to get some good speaker to deliver an address appropriate to the occasion.
 In a general order by Clement A Evans commander in chef of the United Confederate Veterans, issu- ed Saturday night from headquar- ters at New Orleans, Miss Varina Cook, daughter of Col. V. Y. Cook, of Batesville was appointed sponsor for the South for the Con- federate reunion Memphis, June s, 9 and 10.
 Everybody is likely to have kid ney and bladder trouble. In fact nearly verybody has some trouble of this kind. That is the reason why you so often have pains in the back and groin, scalding sen-
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13

Don't fail to attend the meeting of the Commercial Club tonight.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13
FACTS ARE STRONGER THAN
 FICTION.

We have few tailor made suits on hand which we will sell at $25.OO. We will give an extra pair of pants or fancy vest with each suit.
 If we are unable to fit you with one of these suits. We will make you a suit to order, including an extra pair of pants or a fancy vest at this price. These are Tailor Made suits, and are not made in sweat shop,
 We also have a line of Tailor Made overcoats which we have priced from s2O,OO up, that can't be eQualled at anything near the price.
 This offer stands until the 18th of October, 1909.
 Every two months We are in re- ceipt from London, Paris and New York the latest report of fashions, and you will find these garments up to the minute in style.
 On account of the low prices we are asking for these suits and over coats, all orders are for cash only.
 By leaving your orders with the American Tailors you get the benefit oi over 50 years of experience in Tailoring.
 Te American Tailors.
 Mowl & Ehrllch.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13
OPEN CONFESSION.

like to gather rocks and pitch them at the people who are rich, l find that when I'm feeling gay, and wish to make a grandstand play. there i' no scheme that better draws, there's nothing brings me more ap- plause, than heaving cabbages or cats and knocking down some plutocrats. ] don't amount to much myself; I've no offensive pile of pelf; I've failed in fifty-seven ways: disasters tagged me all my days. was the Jonah of my town. in youth, and have not lived 1t down; now near the bottom of Life's hill. I'm something of Jonah still; but now and then throw a fit and roast the rich. and make hit. say that I'm reduced to need by corporation and greed: the money barons of the East have robbed my children ot their feast; and they, with hearts as hard as stones, have mocke my poor old granny's groans; they put a mortgage on my cot, and stole the cistern from my lot. And all the failures gather near. and wave their hats and cry; Hear, hear!" And all the Jonahs wiring my hand, and say I'm sent to save the land!-Walt Mason.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13
POSSIBILITIES ARE WONDERFUL

In another column is published an article which gives in cold facts and figures the yield which Charles An way obtained from a oneeighth of an acre tract of strawberries. Wonder ful strawberries can be raised at Haines and the local market is good for the steamships alone will purchase hundreds of quarts. There is little likelihood of the market ever be, coming oyerstocked.
 There are great possibilities in raising small garden truck and fruits, around Haines. The time may come when the Haines berries will be eag' erly sought on the Seattle, Tacoma Portland markets, and when scores of fruit growers are wrestling living out of the soil in this manner.
 The Pioneer Press has always con. tended that Haines is surrounded by some very fine farming land. espec' ially adapted for the small rancher.- Haines Pioneer Press.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13
ALAS, FOR HUMAN FRAILTYl

We are grievously disappointed. Last Saturday We dlscerned in the editorial columns of our esteemed contemporary, The Juneau Record, an unacknowledged poem. Naturally enough We inferred that Editor O. Brien was the author, and, acting up on this assumption, We published a portion of the repentant poetry-then accepted Gustayus at his word promptly buried the hatchet and ex- tended to him the cordial right hand Of fraternal fellowship.
 All in vain! All in vain!
 Sunday. while perusing certain pag' es of poetry, We discovered the self same verses; but, gentle reader-we shudder to reveal such perfidy-the author was; not A. R. O'Brien, but Sam Walter FoSs.
 We are disappointed, we are hurt chagrined. Not only because we thought Editor o'Brien's ethical stand ards were far too lofty to permit him to plagarize, to put the matter plainly but because We now know the repent. ant phrases did not express his yearn ing for the better way.
 No longer can We refer to him as Optimistic o'Brien-he still must be Gloomy Gus.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13

Governor Dineen of nlinoise to the Vancouver World this morning. Gov, ernor Dineen arrived here yesterday On his way to the Seattle exposition.
 Roosevelt has a grip on the people whis has never been eOualled," he said. "The American people know that they can rely upon him all through to look after their best inter- ests. Another thing which caught the public admiration was his defiance of precedent, The Americans like none so much as the man who succeeds, and Roosevelt was always success full"
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13
A NOBLE RULE OF LIFE.

To live content with small means; to seek elegance rather than luxury; and refinement rather than fashion; to be worthy. not respectable; and wealthy. not rich; to listen to stars and birds. babes and sages, with open heart; to study hard, to think quietly, act frankly, talk gently; await occa- sions. hurry never; in word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and uncon' scious grow up through the common that is my symphony.-W. H. Chan ming.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13
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WINDY-G0LD

The result Of the ooser,a ion taken at Moore wharf at midnight, Sept. 1, 1909, Is as follows Temperature time Observat'n Y above MAx.temp. preceding 24 hours 5S above Min. 1" l9 above Mean !" 53s above
 Barometer 3O,1o Cloudy strong south wind
The daily Alaskan., 1909-09-13

VANCOUVER, B. C., Sept. A. Roosevelt will succeed Taft," said
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-03-11

Gustave Eberlein, the famous Ger
man sculptor, said the other day
in New York that in beauty of face
and figure the American women ex-
celled all others-that the American
type of beauty approached almost
absolute perfection.
"In intelligence, as we'll" the
sculptor resumed, "the American
woman excels. But now and then
she has the defect of the intelli-
gent-she is overpositive, she is
overconfident. In that case L like
to see her taken down.
81 once met a beautiful and brill
liant American woman on shipboard.
She talked splendidly but she was
very positive-p positive indeed
L am a good reader of faces,
she said one day at luncheon. On
first sight of person l form my
opinion of that persons character.
And am never wrong. am pos
itively never wrong
Mother her little boy called
shrilly from the other end of the
long table, where he sat with his
nurse.
"'Well, what is it. my son. said
the mother indulgently.
"And we all turned to hear what
the little fellow had to say.
Mother he piped, 1 want to
know what was your opinion, moth
err, when you first saw mel"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-03-11

there was one drawback to his
complete happiness. He was a
cripple, one leg being shorter
than the other.
The one that was broken to-
day was the short one and the
accident suggested a way of get
ting rid of his great trouble,
that of limping through life on
one long and one short leg. He
acted promptly on the sugges-
ton and had the crippled leg
amputated just below the knee
and will in due time have an i'm
proved artificial limb that will
be just as good as far as ap-
pearances go as a leg of normal
length.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-03-11
Look! L-ook!!

For a limited time only Aug.
Limburger will give free gallon
of sweet or sour wine, summers
old, with each gallon of Old Mary
land Rye: Edgewood, xxx Pearl
Rye, Old Ripy, Sour Mash and
jackson Club Bourbon, 10 years old,
at 81. Don't miss it. New phone
TAI. Old phone 5S4. San Antonio.
Buy your WHISTLES, brandies,
wines and cigars from Aug. Linn
burger and save 25 to so per cent.
carry the stock All leading
brands. San Antonio.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-03-11
States Must Helm.

Washington Herald-"It has be-
come plain too, that while the gov
eminent has done something in the
right direction by setting aside for
est reservations and timber lands,
the steps taken are not adequate
to meet the eXigency we face. 1t is
such a big problem and so vitality
important to our health as nation
the federal government 1t is pat
ent that not only the national gov
eminent must do what it can, but
that the various state governments
must help"