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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06


NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. w. V1CKERY.
First Councilman-J. FRANK DYER
Second Councilman - JOHN ID.
NEWMAN.
Warden-WILLIAM II. HOLMES.
Ward Clerk-WALLACE P. BERRY.
Constable-W. L. THOMPSON.
WARD TWO.
Alderman-MELvIN S. HOLWAY.
First Councilman-GUY P. GAN
NETT.
Second OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES P.
HANSON.
Warden-CHARLES J. HOUSE.
Ward Clerk-LESTER A. PART
RIDGE.
Constable-JOHN Fl. O'MELIA.
WARD THREE.
AIderman-ALFRED d. WEEKS.
First CounciIman-ALBIO Z.
BARBOUR.
Second ounciman-ROYAL II.
BODWELL.
Warden-CHARLES II. DILL.
Ward Clerk-GEORGE II. BANGS.
Constable-IRA II. FOSTER.
WAND fOOH.
Alderman-AIME CASAVANT.
First OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES A.
BRENNAN.
Second Councilman-E d M 0 N d
DOYON.
Warden-CYRENUS BOLDUC.
Ward CIerk-EUGENE DION.
Constable-EDOUARD GRONDIN.
WARD FIVE.
Alderman-CHARLE r. BUTTON.
First Councilman-ARCHIE r.
SCRIBNER.
Second CounciIman-L r s T e r
TEAGUE.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. f. LEIGHTON.
Ward Clerk-FRANK w. DAMREN.
Constable-EDWIN l.. WHITE.
WARD SIX.
Alderman-CHARLE NJ. TABER.
First Councilman-ROY l.. WARD
WELL.
Second Councilman-BRADB c.
SHAW.
A. CLARK.
Ward Clerk-ALBERT NJ. PIN
GREE.
COnStable-JAMES Il. STANLEY.
WARD SEVEN.
Alderman-E. L. GEDNEY.
First Counclman-J. A. FOLSOM.
Second Councilman-C. w. Kicker.
Warden-CHARLES r. SMITH.
Ward Clerk-A. L. MERRILL.
Constable-HENRY r. MORSE.
WARD EIGHT.
Alderman-GEORGE F. DUDLEY.
First Councilman-W1LL1A a.
WARD.
Second Councilman-HERB B.
WARE.
Warden-CHESTER II. STEVENS.
Ward Clerk-ALBERT L. HARD
ING.
Constable-LORENZO r. SAVAGE
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06

Will President Taft retaliate by ap-
pointing a new weather man?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06

When John Kendrick Bangs phan-
tasy Of "TOmorrowland" was in re-
hearsal the author was very much dis
turbed by the arbitrary alterations in
his book by an omnipotent manager.
who succeeded in the end in trans
forming a musical satire into tuneful
show having neither. head nor tail. Mr..
Bangs expressed to some friends rather
forcibly one night on the subject of the
managerial omniscience. IF you feel
that way" said one of his friends,
why do you attend rehearsals?" 81
am trying to save my punctuation,
said the librettist sadly. II hope to
get q comma and couple of semi
colons through, even if the rest goes
by the board
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06

Portland's taxicab got in trouble the
fisrt thing for overspeeding.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06

The Rev. DR.. William Wilberforce
Rand, well-known as an author and
educator, died at his home in Yonkers,
n. Y, Wednesday, He was born at
Gorham, December s, 1916 and was edu-
Gated at Bowdoin College where he
graduated in 1887. For many years he
was connected with the American
Tract Society and edited all its tracts,
books ard periodicals..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06

An item going the rounds regarding
"Bilr' Sparks, the well known ball
player of a few seasons ago whose
pitching helped Bowdoin win the
championship several times, states
that he is now teaching school at New
port. Me. He is teaching at Newport
but it is at Newport, r. l.. not New
port, Me. and he is on the staff of the
Rogers High school of that city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-06
Saturday, March 6, 1909.
REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS.
Election, Monday, March 3.
FOR MAYOR,
TREBY JOHNSON.
WARD ONE.

WARD ONE.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. w. VICKERY.
First Councilman-J. FRANK DYER
Second Councilman JOHN ID.
NEWMAN.
Warden-WILLIAM II. HOLMES.
Ward Clerk-WALLACE P. BERRY.
Constable-W. L. THOMPSON.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23

Thanksgiving week. Don't be a
crouch.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
OLD MUSICAL LEADER
AND HIS FAMILY


Prof. 2. M. Parvin, who has a
class at Salem, conducts a norman
school of music at Portland He is
one of the pioneers in musical cul-
ture on the Pacific coast, and has
many scholars to his credit who are
splendid performers.
After building several good homes
at Salem, the Parvins have a beauti-
full home at 1910 Thurman street.
where his son-in-law, Hon. ]. N.
Brown, also has fine home. Mr..
Brown has a fine law practice in the
Arlington building.
In his normal school of music
Prof. Parvin is assisted by Miss Cora
Blosser. of Sellwood, formerly of Sa-
lem, and Mrs. Ella Jones, a daugh-
ter-inslaw of the late Sampson Jones.
of Salem. Mrs. Brown, who was
Miss Parvin, has large art classes,
and Is giving up her whole life, to
that work, and is doing very well at
it. She was awarded two gold med
ais at the Seattle exposition, where
Mrs. Brown was honored by being
hostess two days. Mr.. Parvin's son,
Chester is farming at Reedville,
where he has a crop of so acres of
potatoes, which will yield about half
crop, but that is quite a big yield
in that section. Mr. Parvin is an
atni-machine Illinois Republican of
the old Abe Lincoln school. He is
Grand Army man, and an admirer
of Governor Benson, who, he thinks,
as making good as governor under
very trying circumstances.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23

Tickling, tight coughs can be
surely and quickly loOsened with n
prescription druggists are dispensing
everywhere as DIR. ShOOp's Cough
Remedy. And it is so very differ-
ent than common cough medicines.
No opium, no chlOrOfOrm, absolute
ly nothing harsh or unsafe. The
tender leaves of a harmless, lung
healing mountainous shrub gives
the the curative properties to DR..
Snoop's Cough Remedy. Those leaves
ave the power to calm the most dis
essing cough and to sOOthe and
cal the most sensitive bronchial
embrane. Mothers should, for safe
tvs sake alone, always demand DR..
Shoop's. II can with perfect free
dom be given to even the youngest
babes. Test 1t for yourself and see.
Sold by Capital Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
STUDENTS AT COR
WALLIS COLLEGE

Following is list of the students
who are attending the Oregon Agri-
cultural college from Marion county.
Every county in Oregon is repre-
sented also 81 states and foreign
Excluding Benton county,
leads with 152 represen-
tatives. Washington second with AZ,
while Linn has 40.
Students from Marion County.
Frank Peter Amort, Macleay.
Isabelle Vivien Ackerman, Salem.
Roy Arthur Baynard, Silverton.
Harvey Beauchamp, Stayton.
oliver Kenneth Cole, TurHer.
Russell Mott Brooks, Salem.
Otto Arnold Dahl, Silverton.
William G. Byer, Salem.
Harvey Louis Fischer, Silverton.
Kenneth B. Grim, Hubbard.
Peter Hansen, Salem.
Hortense Eppley, Salem.
Lawrence Carter Keene, Salem.
Albert f. j. Lafky, Salem.
Mark Gustave Lafky, Salem.
Emma Sophia Loey, Silverton.
Glenn McAllister, Shaw.
Fred Samuel Mccall, Salem
FUed Orville, Mcmillan, Salem
Maud Isabelel Nebo, Aurora.
Oscar John Olson, Marion
James Q. Smith, Salem.
Francis Gerald PeIland. st. Paul.
Helen Loretta Poland, st. Paul.
Helen Gertrude Perkins, Salem.
Lige Edward Phillips, Salem.
s. Whitley Richardson, Salem.
Enid G. Robertson, Turner.
Leroy Comstock Rulifson, Salem.
Homer Harrison Shake, Salem.
Wilda Solomon, Salem.
Ralph X. st. Pierre, Salem.
Laurence Edgar Silvan, Hubbard.
James j. Thompson, Macleay.
Joseph B. Voder Hubbard.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23


II isn't difficult to strengthen a
weak stomach II one goes at it cor
rectiy. And this is true OF the heart
and kidneys. The old-fashioned way
of dosing the stomach or stimulating
the heart or kidneys is surely wrong
Or. Shoop first pointed out this err
ror. go 20 the weak or ailins
nerves of these organs said he.
Each inside organ has its controlling
or inside nerve, When these
nerves fail then those organs nust
surely falter. The vital truth is lead
ing druggists everywhere to dispense
and recommend Or, Shops Restor-
ative. A few days test viii surely
tell Sold by Capital Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23

VIM. Parr, England's oldest man.
married the third time at l2O. work
ed in the fields till 1s2 and lived 30
years longer. People should be youth
ful &C so. James Wright OF Spui
lock. Ky, shows how 90 remain young
Il feel just like a 16-year-old boy" /"
he writes, after taking six bottles
~ Electric Bitters. For thirty years
kidney trouble made life a burden
but the first bottle OF this wonderful
medicine convinced me had found
the greatest cure on earth" They're
godsend to weak, slckly run-dOWA
OF old people. Try them. soc at ].
O. Perry's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
A Ham, Rreadth Eseape.

DO you know that every time you
have a cough or cold and let Il run
on thinking 1t will Just cure Itself
you are inviting pneumonia, con-
sumption or some other pulmonary
troubleg Don't risk it. Put your
lungs back in perfect health and stop
that cough with Ballard's Hore-
hound Syrup. Price 25e. soc and
S1.O0 per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
A Card.

This Is TO certify that all druggists
are authorized 60 refund your money
II Foley's Honey and Tar fails TO
cure your cough or cold. II stops
the cough. heals the lungs and pre-,
vents serious results from cold.
prevents pneumonia and eonsump.
zion. Contains no opiates. The
genuine Is In yellow package. Re
fuse substitutes. ]. G. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
WASTE OF COAL is SOMETHING AWFUL.

Ninety million tons of COAL one fifth of the total produc-
ton OF the country were consumed by the 1000 oComo
tVeS in the United States in 906 hauling freight and
passenger trains,
This fuel cost the railroad companies $17O,500,000.
Professor GOSS dean OF the University of Illinois, makes
te statement that OF the total 90000000 tons of coal US
ed lO0800O0 tons are lost through the heat in the gases
that are discharged from the stacks of the locomotives
8640000 tons are lost through CindeS and sparks 5040
JgW IONS are lost through radiation leakage of steam and
water; 100000 tons are lost through unConSumed fuel
in the aSheSi and 100000 tons are lost through the in
complete combustion of gases.
. In addition 100000 tons are consumed in starting
fires moving the locomotive to its tran in backing trains
into or out of SdngS and keeping the locomotive hot while
standing,
'Unde idea conditions of operaon says Professor GoSS'
'muCh of the fuel thus used could be saved and is reason
able to expect that the normal process OF evolution in rail-
road practice will tend gradually to bring about some reduc-
ton in the consumption thus accounted Tor
The loss represented by the heat OF discharged gases OF
feS an attractive field to those who would improve the et-
cheney of the boiler
The fuel which lost by dropping through the CRATES and
mngng with the ashes factor that depends on the CRATE
design on the characteristics OF the fuel but chiefly on the
decree OF care exercised in managing the tlre
Locomotive boilers are handicapped by the requirement
that the boiler and all It's apDurtanenceS must come within
odv defined limits OF space and by the tact that they are
forced TO work at very high rates of power.
1t is apparent that the utilization OF fuel in locomotive
practice problem of large proportions, and that even a
small saving could be made by all or large proportion OF
the locomotives OF the country il would constitute an inn
pohan factor IN the conservation OF the nations fuel SUP
DIV
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
FREE LOCKS AND CANAL FOUGHT BY THE CORPORATION
At Congressman HawIeys meeting at Oregon City Satur
day night following reported in the OregOnan

opposition the Legislative mea
City locks the state
100000 the federal would contribute
like sum-
In two Oregon legislatures the bill for free locks and canal
had to be fought through against opposition and umphed
No bameS the opposition to the free locks and canal
BILL or doubts their honesty and sincerity,
But It is Short-Sghted view for anyone in Oregon to
take.
In the first place the federal government will not take
and make the locks and canal free at Oregon CyneSS the
state takes the initiative.
The present locks and canal too small TO handle the
traffic the river and should be bought cleaned out and
enlarged so that large river steamers can get through,
AS operated now the locks and canal are fence across
the river and cost producers and shippers of western Oregon
over $4,000 per year in tolls and allied freight
Is this to 90 forever simply because some persons cam
not be satisfied as to the price or the plans of procedure
FirSt-CaSS modern locks and canal at Oregon City made
free to the people for all time to would mean re-
mendouS increase in western Oregon commerce and the
development of the Willamette valley and the upbudng of
Portland.
Portland is destined to be the greatest commercial city
north OF San ranCiSCo but never will be until the VIII
annette and Columbia are cleared Of the distractions to ma
vlgation
The biggest and best railroad men in the United States
advocate increased water transportation the SureS and
best means to add to their own tonnage and profits
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
Consumption Statistics.

Prove that neglected cold or
cough puts the lungs in so bad a
condition that consumption germs
find a fertile field for standing on
one. Stop the cough just. as soon
as 1t appears with Ballard's Hore-
hound Syrup. Soothes the torn and
infiamed tissues and makes you well
again. Sold by all druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23

Thousands of gobbles have already
ceased
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT
TURKEY WITH MOTHER

The Southern Pacific Company
has made rates of one and one-third
fare from all stations between Port
land and Ashland and branch lines.
Sale dates November "a and %; final
return limit November 20.
VIM. McMURRAY,
11-22-25 Gen. Pas. Agt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23
A Methodist Minister Recommends
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and DiarrhOea Remedy.

81 have used Chamberlain's Collie.
Cholera and Darrhoea Remedy for
several years for diarrhoea. l con-
slider 1t the best remedy l have ever
tried for that trouble. l bought a
bottle of it a few days ago from our
druggist, Mr.. r. r, Brooks. l shall
ever be glad to speak word in It's
praise when have the opportuni-
ty."--Rev. j. ID. Knapp, pastor
NJ. e, church, Mills Grove, Pa. Sold
by all good druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23

The customary after-show taffy in
the shape OF medals that signify
nothing, is being given out by the
A. Y. p. f. people, something for
everybody who had anything at the
show.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-11-23

OF course, the Standard OH trust
Is Illegal; but what of H. Isn't the
Ia caho0ts with itg
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20

'Then-then he must have been the
Ernest cried.
Andre was plunged In grief at the
thought of what Jacqueline had suffer
ed, thinking he had gone home with
Lucy and remained there. He was
promising to make her happy. mako
suddenly broke In with the startling
query:
But will you forgive her?'
Forgive her? For what?"
Ernie handed Jacqueline's letter to
the marquise to hfm, and as Andre
read IL he went on:
Your wife has left you She has
kept her threat TO be even with you
II you deceived her. She went TO one
who deserved her love. He was a
very fascinating young man who
adores her, and with whom she spent
the best part OF the evening alone.
For an instant Andre was on tho
point OF choking the breath out OF
Ernest. He controlled himself and
said simply:
1T cannot be true. Jacqueline is In
capable OF deceit She is honor itself
She is as true as steel. as pure as
crystal as radiant as the sun. Jacquc-
line is Jacqueline."
And therefore she kept her word"
Ernest said In a most convincing tone.
At that moment. JacQueline, who
had been listening IN an anteroom.
dashed through the door and threw
herself into Andres arms.
Ito he Continued.)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20
CHAPTER overwhelmingly

N( HEN you're quite right; | have
behaved badly" be said.
Poor little thing; how upset
she must be. And yet she
herself Is somewhat To blame.
She is to blame for exacting such \
promise: the sort Of promise that
III man doesn't make he's brute.
and IL he does make and keep 1t he's
a cad.
Il put 1t to you as man. Could
turn Lucy out Of the house when she
called? Could | refuse TO speak To
her?''
"You needn't have gone home with
her"
1T was the only way could get her
10 leave" Andre protested.
$50 you think you've behaved splen
didly: you're pleased with yourself?"
Not at all. behaved as most men
would under the circumstance
clumsily. Why should | wound wo-
man | love in order 10 be halfway
civil to a woman | don't lover"
"Oh. this Is little too much" Ern-
est said, growing angry. You call IT
halfway civil TOTO be the secretary
for the Protection OF Little Tartars {.
When your wife telephoned. you were
still with Lucy in her house
Nothing OF the kind. l didn't go In.
Lord Huxdale was there waiting for
her"
Andre had grown angry now and his
tone was menacing. He was growing
a bit tired Of Ernest.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20

manity. and 10 take Its rightful pia.e
among the nations or the earth WIN
a power not till then suspected. Win
true national purpose that peiore
had been doubtful. hesitating ana 81
vided, with a real national character
that had before been uniformed hcon
sistent and weak.
The nation they saved Is In hish
sense another nation from that wnicn
they went To save. which they died
hoping TO save. II Is a nation greater
fairer. freer. nobler far. II has III
last a definite purpose. That purpose
is resolute. considerable. peaceiu''
beneficent. II has at last an estap'
lished character. That character 10
strong. loyal. acquisitive. enterprisihs.
The nation which amid general gloom
and grief entered into that giant strug
gle. was at the best but In the SECOND
rank among the powers or tue earth
The stain OF human slavery denied us
flag aud disfigured Its escutcheoh- i's
industrial system was para'yzed along
one entire side by laws wnich maue
labor dishonorable and defaced the
image OF God in man. The shamelui
sweat OF unrequited toll and the pois
onous blood that dripred from the iash
were slowly sterilizing one-haif vi It's
soil. Between the two sections, Win
their antagonistic civilizations. pon,'
zeal passions had long been MAKING
ever deeper and deeper divisions
The nation which emerged from that
struggle free, victorious and Forever
united. has already assumed the PR
macy among the nations. and its
power for good. alike TO It's own citl
Yenship and to all human kind. mas
scarcely yet been iutimated TO our
feeble. faltering faith. The glorious
mission to which II is called Is TO II.
Iustrate to the world the blessings OF
peace and liberty and educated labor.
II was TO achieve this mighty denver
ance. Il was 10 work this marvellous
transformation, that our brave sol
diers died. Honor. then. Immortal
honor. to their memories Forever
green be the graves in which they
shall lie among grateful people re-
toicing In the benefits won by their
heroic sacrifices and untimely death!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20
DISTRICT FOUR.
The Rough Rider.

BY Hiss CARMAN.
Where lift the peaks OF purple.
Where dip the dusty traila.
Where cleaning. teeming citieS
Lie linked By shining rails,
BY shadow haunted camp-tir
Beneath the great white dome.
In saddle and In council
Intrepid and at home
Who 10 the hardy figure.
OF virile lighting strain,
With valor and conviction
In heart, and hand. and brainT
Sprung from our old ideals
To serve our later needs.
He is the modern Roundhead
The man who rides and reads
No pomp or braid and feathers,
No fash OF Furnished gear,
lie wears the plainsman's outnt
Sufficient and sevsre----A--
With no imperial chevron
Upon his khaki sleeve.
He thinks by no made doctrine,
He speaks by no mans leave.
The breed. and creed. and schooling
OF Harvard and the plains.
Six hundred years OF fighting
For freedom in his veins.
Let no one think to wheedle.
To buy. coerce. nor cheat.
The man who loves the open.
The man who knows the street.
lie rfdes not for vain glory.
He fights not for low gain.
But that tho range of freedom
Unravaged shall remain.
As plain as bible language
And open as the day,
He challenges Injustice =
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20

We come. not TO mourn our dead
soldiers. but TO praise them. For one.
have never liked. even from the first.
10 see. as SO often Is the case. the nag
at half mast upon Memorial day. But
II ever II was appropriate II long since
ceased TO be SO. After SO many years.
tears no longer beflt the place whero
the soldier lies In his last sleep. The
bitter grief which their untimely
deaths brought to so many hearts.
Time. the all-healer. has mercifnlly
soothed and softened into pathetic
memories and pious veneration. Many
who then mourned IL all pain and pas
sion OF sorrow and bereavement. have
themselves followed after and are now
at peace where there Is no more sor-
row nor crying, no more war and
fghting. no more absence nor parting.
But while the reason for personal
grief has been steadily diminishing
with the lapse OF time and with the
passing away OF those who once
mourned, the reason for praising these
men and honoring them In the eyes of
the nation has been steadily increas-
ing as we have come to see more and
more clearly the vast and ever-grow-
ing significance OF that which they
did When our dead soldiers were
brought home from battlefield or hos
p.tal 70 be laid In quiet graves. no
man In an the land. not even he whose
great prophetic soul conducted the ma
ton to its final deliverance. could pos
sibly rise far enough above the clamor
and the strife. the anguish and the
agony Of the time. or peer far enough
into the cloudy and threatening future
to see the half OF what the dullest OF
us now sees of the greatness OF the
blessings which were to be purchased
by those most pathetic sacrifices.
What they 'sted intent on witnessing,
we have lived TO see-the nation re-
deemed by the blood OF Its loyal sons.
disenthralled from an ignoble bondage
purified of a loathsome leprosy. healed
OF what seemed fatal breach among
its members-rise. glad. proud, free
triumphant, jubilant. to address itself
to the remaining problems Of its
existence, to do It's appointed work
for its own citizens and for all hu.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20

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final
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offered
vote the campaign TO the prizes is gphi a the energy the O
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10 ubsrpton the
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by al the
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each fgreh lp We many of he
the cause
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Al
len tina thai possibly be m " be needle To " b n the
of
b. OF III h dys la vim he
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Wn hrcedM iHan Lyme Il % o r the opposition OF honor
the neSan eereda siderable lumber o votes
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20
Hls pauuhter played.

wife--I can't understand, John. why
you always SIT on the piano stool
when We have company. Everybody
knows you can't play a note. "
Hnsband--I'm very we'll aware OF H.,
dear. Neither can any one else when
I'm sitting therey-Judga
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-20
Ihs Reason

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-See how nicely
that team Of horses go along. Why
can't man and wife trot along pleas
antly together like that7
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Well, you see
there 10 only one tongue between
those two horses.--Christian Advo-
cate