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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

permission of the Mexican congress.
which meets on that date, to leave his
country.
With President Taft neither prece-
dent nor law is involved Up to 1906
no president of the United States had
occasion to visit foreign countries, but
President Roosevelt found it necessary
to inspect the Panama canal and dur
ing that trip not only steamed out
beyond the three mile limit of CONT
mental jurisdiction and set foot on the
soil of the canal zone, which is really
American territory, but crossed with
out blinking IN eye into the republic
Of Panama, which is distinctly foreign
The first idea in connection with the
meeting of the two presidents at Ell
Paso was that they should greet each
other at the middle of the bridge at
FL PaSo, but Mr.. Taft's common sense.
as well as desire to make the affair
an unusual demonstration of friend
ship, would not accept this.
1t is now planned that President
Diaz shall first call upon President
Taft in FL Paso and that Mr. Taft
shall then cross into Mexico to return
the courtesy. 1t will be the first time
a United States and Mexican president
have met. The Mexican town opposite
Ell Paso is Ciudad JuareZ.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

Publication Notice.


State of Illinois. Rock Island Couu3
In the Circuit Court of said county,
To the September term, A. d. 19oo<
General No. GAO. In Chancery.
John " Johnson VS.. Olive johnson.
Affidavit of unknown residences OK
olive johnson, the above named defend@
ant having been filed in the clerks Of
flee of the circuit court of said county,
notice Is, therefore, hereby given 70
the said unknown resident defendane
that the complainant filed his bill OF
complaint in said decree. on the chan-
Gerry side thereof. on the 18th day OF
March, A. ID. 1909, and that thereupon
a summons issued out of said court.
wherein said suit is now pending. res
turnable on the first Monday in the
month of May, A. d. 1909 las was by law
required, which said summons was re-
turned by the sheriff of said county ON
the 3rd day of May, 1909, that he could
not in his county find the said Olive
Johnson; that on the Goth day of June,
1909, alias summons was issued out
of said court, wherein said suit is now
pending, returnable on the Bird Monday
in the month of september next. as II
by law required.
Now, unless you, the said unknown
resident defendant above named. shall
personally be and appear before SAID
circuit court on the first day Of the
next term thereof, to be holden at Rock
Island. in and for said county, on the
Bird Monday in September next. and
plead, answer or demur to the said
compliments bill of complaint, the
same and the matters and things there
in charged and stated will be taken as
confessed and a decree entered against
you according to the prayer of said
bill
Rock Island, ILL.,, June 30. 1909.
GEORGE w. GAMBLE, Clerk.
J. b. & ]. l.. Oakleaf. complainants
solicitors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
wANTED-MALE HELP.

/ WANTED-Man for soliciting and COL
Letting. Address L." care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
Sees Mother Grow Younu.

at would be hard to overstate the
she began to use Electric Bitters, .
writes Mrs. w. l.. Fitzpatrick of Dan
forth. Me. Although past 20 she
seems really to be growing young
again. She suffered untold misery
from dyspepsia for 90 years. At last
she could neither eat, drink nor
sleep. Doctors gave her up and all
remedies failed till Electric Bitters
worked such wonders for her
health They invigorate all vital
organs, cure liver and kidney
troubles, induce sleep, impart
strength and appetite. Only so cents
at all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
wJN s sluask T o. s;:F' 81
HS!S|;S||SSfs

For all points between ST. Louis, No..
and St. Paul, Mimi, steamers st. Paul
timetable:
For st. Paul and way points steamers
Will leave Rock Island, Ill, at 1880 q. m.
on June 4, 13, %, July /, 5, 10, IA, 10,
70, 20, Aug. l, 6, 10, Is, 10, "a, %, Sept.
2, 6, IL.
On above dates a special rate of 81
will be made to Clinton. Iowa, and re-
turn, going on the steamer and returns
ing on the j. e. /. railway.
For St Louis and way points steamers
will leave Rock Island, Ill, at 9:15 a. m.
| on June 8, II. 26, July 5. 3, IA, 49,. %
l27, Aug. 1. s. 10. IA. 10. %, rs. Sept. l,
Is. 10. Is.
| For St Louis and Rock Island. packet
| steamer Dubuque will leave Rock Island
every Thursday at 3:15 p. M, for ST.
Louis and way points.
l For further information apply to
GEORGE LAMONT, Agent.
| Rock island, Ill.
once. 1l6 Seventeenth street. Both
] phones.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
Guardians Sale.

State of Illinois, Rock Island coun-
ty-SS.
By virtue of a decretal order of the
county court of said county, entered at
the July term of said court, A. ID. 1903,
on the application of Ellanora Mohr,
guardian of Joseph Mohr, Theodore
Mohr, Columbia y. Mohr Henrietta
Mohr and Alvina w. Mohr, minors, to
sell the following described real estate,
belonging to said minors. situate in the
county of Rock Island, state of Illinois.
towit:
The undivided fve-eights (M) part of
the undivided one-lifth 1-5) part of
the west half az of the southeast quar-
ter "a } of section nine go in township
eighteen (1S) north of range one Cd.
east of the fourth t4th) principal mer-
dian. subject to the dover interest of
William Mohr, the father of said min.
orS.
I shall. on Friday. the 30th day of
July, A. ID. 1909, at the hour of l o'clock
p. m. sell all the interest of said minors
in and to the said real estate, at the
east door of the court house In the
city of Rock Island. in said county OF
Rock Island. Terms of sale as fol-
lows: Cash in hand uponlthe completion
and approval of said sale.
Dated at Rock Island, Ill, this 9Th
day of July, A. ID. 1909.
ELLANORA MOHR,
Guardian for Said Minors.
Lucian Adams, attorney for petit
toner.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

LOANS ON FURNITURE, pianos horses,
wagons. etc; quickly, privately. at
the lowest rates. Mutual Loan Com
pany (uninc.), room All, Peoples Ma
tional bank building; new phone 5109.
Phone old west 122.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
STEAMBOAT TIME TABLE.

WHITE COLLAR LINE - SUMMER
CHEDULE-Steamer Helen Blair for
Muscatine and Burlington every Mon
day, Wednesday and Friday, p. m.
.jundays 4:15 p. IN. for Muscatine only.
Steamer Columbia for Muscatine and
Burlington every Tuesday and Thurs
day, p. m. Regular Saturday excur-
sion to Muscatine and return A p. m.
Fare soc.
For Burlington, Keokuk and way
points Saturday IL p. m. Returning to
Rock Island on Tuesday 1880 a. m.
Special rates. Inquire of
C. j. MANGAN, Agent.
Telephones-Old 1888; new 5152.
These boats connect at burlington
with steamers for all points south.
w. A. BLAIR,
Manager, Davenport, Iowa.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT = Five nice large rooms
with water and sewer. at 61S Third
avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for light
housekeeping. Apply at 1905 Second
avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MEETING OF PRESIDENTS.
How Taft and Diaz Will Exchange
Visits In tho FALL

Instead of shaking bands across 8
painted boundary on the bridge ut e.
and President DiaZ will exchange Wis.
its, the former crossing into Mexico
and the latter setting foot on the soil
of the United States. The state de.
partment is making arrangements for
the meeting.
1t will take place during President
Taft's western trip Some time after
Sept. 10. for it will be necessary for
the Mexican president to obtain the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
Observation-Disclosures.

JACKSON, HURST & STAFFORD-At-
torneys-at-law. Office in Rock Island
National bank building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-PoliSherS and buffers to r
main away from Freeport, Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
COTTAGE DESIGNER.

CHARLES l.. PRUETT - / design
houses" the eXtcriors of artistic
beauty and simplicity. the in
teriors comfortable and pretty;
minuteSt care given the lit
tie details. making ease. convent
ence and happiness in the home.
don't sell plans: but do the work by
the hour, making the expense no eX-
cuse for not having a plan that will
save time money and law suits. 40J
Peoples National bank building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
Teething children have more {

Teething children have more or
less diarrnoea, which can be control
led by giving Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. All
that is necessary is to give the pre-
scribed dose after each operation OF
the bowels more than natural and
then castor oil to cleanse the system
1t is safe and sure. Sold by ali
druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MULTIPLE ELECTRoLYs1s.

MULTIPLE ELECTROLYSIS-Su
Gus hairs on face and arms perma-
nently removed with one to six
needles; four to six hours work In
one with six; treatments given at
home unless otherwise desired. Adj
dress Miss A. NJ. KittreGge, 1919 Per-
ry street. Davenport. Old phone 3136.
All the news all the time-THE
ARGUS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE = Cheap, the finest four
Dared skim in the tri-citieS. Apply to
DR.. A. E. Wrixon, 171S Second ave-
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Masonic.

TRIO LODGE, NO. 81, a. f. & A M
a Meets in stated communication
" on the first Thursday of each
wv month. ]. w. IIouder. w. NJ. !;
William Il. Petit, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MISCELLANEOUS.
FLORISTS.
CoNCEssIONs FOR EXPOSITION.

for concessions on the
Rock Island Exposition grounds will
be received by NJ. III. Sexton, assist
ant manager, until further notice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

II. ]. TOIER & CO.-Brokers. Daven-
port Socks, grains, provisions. cot
ton Private wire to New York and
Chicago. Offices, 100 Main street. Tel
epnone 407..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
EXPRESS, STORAGE. BUS AND CAN.

RELIABLE STORAGE-On first floor;
also manufacturer of awnings, tents,
Roessler & Co.. 209 Fifteenth street,
opposite the court house, Rock Island.
good service call on the Independent
Express Company, sos Twenty-frst
street. Old phone 9S1. Packing and
storage and all kinds of eNnress haul
hand goods.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR Observation-Disclosures.
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE.

ABSTRACTS of Title prepared or con-
tinued to date covering any real es-
tate in the county. Prompt and ac-
curate service at reasonable rates.
Rock Island Title & Abstract Com
pany; j. j. Ingram, president: w. j.
Sweeney, secretary: 200-203. second
floor, Peoples National bank build
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
EDUCATIONAL.

VILLA DE CHANTkI-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters of
the Visitation. documentary and high
err branches and all polite accomplish
ments taught. Twentieth street and
Fifteenth avenue, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE Acre and town lots just
outside OF city limits on bluff near
street car line, cheap on monthly pay
ments. Inquire of John T. Campbell
1929 Seventeenth street Phone 1922
west.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Six acres on Thirty-fifth
street, one block from Elm street car;
three acres. with eight-room two
story house. cellar. basement, No. 1
well. city water. $4,000: three acres.
with SiX-room house cellar city wa
ter, with large barn: $4,000. Inquire
at 1900 Thirty-fifth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

evening on Fourth av-
enue between Twelfth and Thirteenth
streets. a pair of eyeglasses attached
to gold pin holder; initial L." Re-
turn to 1918 Fourth avenue and re-
ceiVe reward.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR SALE-LANDS.

FOR SALE-Non-reside owner finely
improved half section Dakota land,
wired to sell before July Is. Write
or wire for bedrock price. r. J. Nc
Mahon, Endicott building, ST. Paul,
Mimi.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-One acre of land. four
room house, large chicken house. acre
fenced in with chicken wire; barn.
well, cistern, fruit trees of all kinds:
1919 Twenty-seventh street. Tele-
phone S53. three rings.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Furnished room; inquire
at 929 Seventeenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

others, without security; easy pay
ments; no publicity. Call and get our
terms and methods of doing business.
Office hours. a. m. to p. m. Tel
ephone north 2411. Victor Finance
Company. room IS. McManus build
ing. Second and Main streets, Daven-
port.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT Modern furnished from
rooms at 1882 Fifth avenue city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR sALE-CITY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE A nice six-room cottage
near Ninth avenue and Twenty-ninth
street; has city water and good cell
lar lot is 50x123; splendid view and
fine air; must be sold by Aug. /. and
price has been cut to make it move,
$1,80O. Hubbard & Tom.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
WANTED-MAL OR FEMALE.
wANTED-REAL ESTATE.

WANTED-To exchange for Rock Is
land or Davenport modern residence.
a Seven-room brick modern residence
in Chicago. north side. See Lininger
& Meyers, 225 Eighteenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR RENT-ROOMs.

FOR RENT - Modern furnished rooms
at 1900 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-Desirable lots on Twenty
fifth and Twenty-sixth streets be-
tween Fifteenth and Seventeenth ave-
nues, i'm Beecher & Walsh'S addition,
with city water and gas; terms to
suit purchaser; will assist those de-
string to build homes. See BeechGr
Bros, 1879 Second avenue. Old
phone 3O7; new 5516.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for lfgh
housekeeping at 307 Third street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-A modern double dwelling.
seven rooms each side; a bargain if
taken soon Reidy Bros.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

dandy for delivery purposes. George
Glockoff. Brashar street, South Rock
Island
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-Large team load broken
boards for kindling, $3.50 per load.
Leave orders at Robb's Express Com
pany, west 900, or 515S new phone.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

money on household goods, horses,
wagons. etc, without removal and
in quiet way. Call on us for quick
loans. Fidelity Loan Company, room
403 Best building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE = For cash or on small
monthly payments, a large lot, 60x
100 feet, with small new cottage. In
quire on premises. 1925 Twenty-fifth
street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

FOR SALE-A road cart; inquire 2314
Twentieth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Cheap, a beautiful side
board at 1906 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE = A steel range laundry
stove, washing machine, and some
other articles of household furniture.
Apply at 1902 Sixth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-SaddIe horse, suitable for
lady; single footer; five years old In
quire of Union Ice * Coal Company,
Twentieth street and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for ligl
housekeeping at 1912 Fifth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MONEY TO LOAN.

LOANS ON REAL ESTATE security at
lowest rates Ludolph g. Reynolds.
lawyers, Best block, corner Seven
teenth street and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE Or trade. new house on
Forty-fourth street and Sixteenth av-
ence; will trade my interest for va
cant lots or horses. Address g. care
Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-One light spring trap in
good condition. Having no horse, will
sell trap cheap 734 Twenty-third
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Two genuine DachS
hounds at 1917 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
LOST AND FOUND.

evening, a lady's gold
watch and fob, between Watch Tower
and Woodmen office. Finder please
return to Argus or Modern Woodmen
office and receive liberal reward.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms, suit
able for two persons; south exposure.
modern convenienceS, with privilege
of preparing breakfast; working girls
not objectionable. Inquire $50 Twen-
ty-Second street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

Fob SALE+A 22-foot launch in good
condition. Inquire at Argus Office.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-South side of double house,
six rooms. strictly modern; IL Tween :
ty-fifth street. Inquire at 242S Sew
enth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RF,NT-A new siX-room house, all
modern. Apply at 49, Twenty fifth
street
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-17
THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE E III
THE GLORY or AUTUMN

To the children the blessed and iast-waning summer
has seemed long To them every day in the great
has been lifetime The years they live the shorter VIII
seem the days. and after awhile they will be eNeamng as all
men do GLOW time fesl'
Soon the viii be the ground Yes, and how fast
has the summer slipped away
Autumn has its glory Some Of as love i better than
spring or summer Certainly carries splendid appeal to the
eve
II such thing were possible, wouldn't it be fine to 60
10000 miles up into air and look back upon the autumn
scene OF North American We would such riot OF color
rs to dazzle us-it would look like giant diamond
ON the Pacific there would be the brown tones OF
the burned grass aud rich dark green the rank leaves
of that sentropca country In the northwest the snow
capped mountains would sparkle like crystal points, Fields
plistcn brightly for facet diamond
The grays blacks Of the Rocky mountains and flat
veows and browns OF the countries would make deep
tones for wonderful stone but in its heart We would see
the most glorious Of arch deep transparent softly
cleaning gold and dull pitch black The gold would be the
sheen OF the stuhbc fields after the harves the black the
mark OF the impatient hopeful pillow, doing next years work
Red purple green would pass IN stately parade north
wards through tops OF the forests leaving scared yellow
trail behind them.
Eastward there would be the purple and green Of the vine
blackness OF the newly turned earth the fields There
would be many beautiful facets Of green in the middle west
and east The dull gays cities the eastern coast
would merge into the intense blues Of tho Atlantic
Such would be the in the season Of glory
Nature setting example bids be happy and bright and
hopeful in autumn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-17

Stage settings are correct. these
days. 20 the most minute details.
No longer. In o London drawing
room scene. does the actor display
New York evening paper and
proclaim that II Is the Daily Mail.
II the London Daily Mall ia called
for by the lines. Il IL there. There
are az least three plays now run.
ming In this city In which the
scene are laid In England. and IN
which the telephone ls ueed. In
each one there IL the English In.
atrumont. a peculiar-iooking con
traption, IN which the mouthpiece
and carplece are on the two ends
OF an insulated stick about seven
inches long Tho person using the
telephone holds this stick In the
middle. thereby placing the ear
piece 20 the ear and the mouth
piece 20 the mouth.
In THE Flag Lieutenant" the
British naval officers wear a queer
sort OF half boot. patent leather
over the foot and soft kid above
with their dress uniforms. This
IL the real thing In the British
navy. though probably not one per
son In 1000 would ever have
known tho difference In this coun
try had the strange shoe been
omitted.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-17

youraeluf. Dit you efcr ait any
literary work.
sure yones hat blaze
nit literary bureau
"Vot wAAn your dntiemf
busting off der bureau on.
dose was der goot oft days;
Il d0n'd forget. ! dond forget
Der house we're voncs boardrt.
Der Kidney stcw d~y used 70 serfe.
Der prunrs der hlare afforded,
vunders dot dey hat der nrrfs
To make 20 me dose feedlngs.
hut nov I'm glat I haf snrflfed
Doses boarding house proceed
lnxm.~
SAY. some Of dot las oll.~
s'iss i'd
Yeas. Der vovts wKna AL used
before in vcbateT'n MachobllKed
Dictionary bit you efrF write
auydlnEs yieh xoalt holt der read
er'a interesdf =
sYeaz. yonce wrote aosna ad'
hcaifu for a ny palscr. Hssre laa
a Hompiug
VI luff ~aas sot der all las
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-17
&c INsIsrEo WE sKIp rHE AoTsL IN QUE HE Toos'

Nabb's place M second base. and no
throws the bali too hard. Also.
every time the Isle Sox cop a
game the crowd credits this guy
with the win Our tosacr. Cupid La
Loup. has Charlotte horse. and ner
delivery IL usually slammed all over
the lot My fingers are getting
crooked and ugly. aud the other day
was put out OF the game for sas.
sing a hick umpire and had to look
on from the bench. doing fancy
work and me not yet with homo
run 90 my name.
And the limit f. that We bad 10
beat IL out Of Sorghum Corners
without our street dressess The
manager led us out OF the hotel
about cock crow He insisted mat
we skip in our field toys so we
could play Sugar Beet Siding and
send back money 20 get our trunks
out.
Yes. I'm getting NAL De mer.
which IL drawing room for home
sick. amt M
(continuedD 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-17

lind ! waHa like der pickle.
D~y'd aalt ua down toFedder
In brine 10 make ua deadcr.
Ia groceries day'd bin us
Ad aofen for a nickel
~ iuffwaaa yot dor am ias
und ! wasa liks der pickle"
"ow' Dot las der limid. Won.
der vot der ent vill he7~
Here las my masterpiece
elders we're only apprentice
piecsn.
= am dying. Egypt. dying
Easter "gKH NIT calico,
A. ! do u. ! afn liafening
To der chipping soft and low:
lind fear ms | must hurry
~ ] want fo dive disa batch
Ere der hcngFuit gets more near.
ness
To der dime ven ia muta hatch.
''IHa dot ailf"
"Cnuis "a be- morey"
Tank you
"D"n you yili aKEcept idf"
"Ofer my dead body
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-17

Have you place for humor.
istYs asked the somber-Iooking
young man with thin hair and dark
rings around his CRIBS.
The editor looked up from his
mncilage pot
We have place for a hnmor-
ist,~ he said in even tones. hut
will omit directing you 70 it-un.
less. percaance. ys1 get me riied =
The young man looked around for
q chair There was none. SO be
squared himself. and continued:
Il am an extensive humorist.-
You mean ostensibieg~ said the
editor. Idly impaling a roach With
bis scissors
No. murmured the young man.
Il could hardly call il that. can
best explain with an example"
That's going sum. Ia. ha,'
chortled the editor. But hIs harsh
laughter bad no echo.
Pardon me. ! have not started
yet. replied the youth. wanly. Il
VIII demonstrate. For instance,
take a bookworm i0ke--say the one
about the b0okworm In good humor
found buried In the works or Bib
Nye- This Joke extend. thus.