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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Free to all Subrc ribers OF this
PAPER.

Every reader of this paper suffering
from stomach or liver complaint can
get free sample of both Rydae's Stom-
ach Tablets and Rydale's Liver Tablets,
by writing to the Rydale Remedy Co.,
Newport News, Va. These two RENE
dies are not claimed to be "Cure ais.
One is for stomach trouble only, such as
indigestion, dyspepsia and malassimila.
tiol. The other for liver and bowel
troubles. Both of these remedies are
kept in stock and sold on a guarantee
by John w. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Train and Track.

Electric power is used on 2,2S6 miles
of street railways in Great Britain to
l4S miles operated by other means.
A signalman at Kirshwarad, IN Hun
gary. has been arrested for setting up
q dummy. dressed In his own uniform.
with lantern In its hand. to signal to
the midnight mail train while he slept
peacefully in his box.
OF the 100000 miles of railway in
the world only about 10 per cent are
found In strictly tropical territory and
no more than 10 per cent within what
would be termed tropical and subtrop-
ical areas. Tracks abound in the tem-
perate zone.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
HOME FOR HARVARD lAMPOON
Will Be the Only College Publication
That Can Make Such q Boast.

Will Be the Only College Publication
That Can Make Such a Boast.
Already distinguished as the Oldest
comic paper In the United States, the
Harvard Lampoon is to have hand
some building, giving 1t the honor Of
possessing the only one owned and &C,
cupied by college publication and Of
being one Of the few comic papers to
have homes Of their own.
Work has already begun on the
structure In Cambridge. Mass, SO that
the handsome quarters will be ready
for "Lampy" by next fall. An entire
block bounded by Bow, Mount Auburn
and Plympton streets will be utilized
Edmund March Wheelwright, ia,
who was one Of the founders Of the
paper, now distinguished architect
has drawn the plans in the style Of
Dutch renaissance. Nodded brick. null
lioned windows and tiled roof with
two towers give the building quaint
distinction from other college struc-
euASSs hAo NiuphouSS, WulCu
is to be tianked with Lombardy pop
lars, will, however. harmonize arts
tically with Its surroundings.
One Of the features will be the tow
er containing the Ibis nest. an eXclu
sive apartment for the president of
the board Of editors. The ibis is a
wise bird which interjects remarks in
the dialogue of the by the Way" col
umn, which Is perennial feature of
the Lampoon humor. Professor Bar
ret Wendell, II. when an editor Of the
Lampoon. originated the ibis as fea
ture Of the paper. the sagacious bird
being used as was the dog in the Eng
fish Punch.
The nest Is In the western tower and
from a balcony overlooks the big ban
quoting hall. Lampoon dinners will
undoubtedly In the future be as IA
nous as those of the past. because the
new building will have special kitch
ems and halls for the purpose. There
Is also to be large hall for Lampoon
celebrations.
That Mr.. Wheelwright should be the
architect Is especially fitting. since he
was not only on the first board Of edi
tors, but also designed the cover piece
for the original issue, which has be-
come trademark.
"Lampy" was born in the minds of
Ralph Wormeley Curtis 70 and his
classmate. John T. Wheelwright. who
while attending n course Of lectures on
the fine arts given by the late Charles
Eliot Norton conceived the idea OF
producing college Punch" The first
number was issued Feb. 10, 1876.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Time on Board Ships.

Time on shipboard is kept by means
Of bells. One bell indicates 1890, 4:3O
and $3.50. either morning or evening
as the case may be; two bells. l. s and
9; three bells, 80, $50 and $50; four
bells, 2 6 and 10; five bells, 2:3O, $50
and 1890; six bells. 8, Z and H. seven
bells, $3.50. 7:30 and 11:30; eight bells.
4, 8 and r.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Swiss military Iraini,-

OF sovereign states Switzerland give.
the best military training 90 o.. I....
Although the maintenauoe II .-a..r.
Ing army is not sanctioned by lll.. ,.....
stltution, every ahlebodi,d maI. ,.,.
zen from twenty 10 fifty is lIau. f.-
military service, and boys az ,r...I De-.
gin at the age Of eight 10 b. trained g.
soldiers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Practical Poesy.

The rose Is We'll enough to sing.
The dafrodil adorns the spring.
But l would laud that helpful thing.
The young radish
The jonQuil quite deserves its bays.
The lily shines In roundelays.
But / have something else to praise
The new onion.
The forai beauties and their kith
Are things OF moment and OF pith,
But what Is there the matter with
Tho shad shortcake?
Washington Herald.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Could Not Be Better.

No one has ever made a >aIyr, omit
ment, lotion or balm to compare with
Bncklen's Arnica Salve. It's the one
perfect healer of Cuts, Corus, Buns,
Bruises, Sores, ScaldS, BollS. Ulcers
Eczema, Salt Rheum. For Sore Eyes
Cold Sores, Chapped Hands it's supreme
lniallihle for Piles. Only poe at j. ".
Thurston's.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Science Siftings.

It takes 1882 cubic feet Of air to
weigh pound.
Submarine fog signals can be heard
as far as fifteen miles.
Lightning cracks the air, and the Wis.
tble form Of the flash follows the
cracks.
The new chemical element recently
discovered by japanese scientist in
three rare minerals has been named
Emporium.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Fair and Warmer.
Now all you ladies.

Now all you ladies.
IL you choose.
May wear clocked hose
And peekaboos.
For summer now Is
On the job.
And soon Wen MUNICH
Corn on the cob.
Strawberry shortcake
Follows up
Each meal each time
We bite and sup.
Summer Is here.
And. IL you dare.
Remove your winter
Underwear.
We don't give this
Advice to girls
Lord bless their dimples
Aud their curls!-
The peekaboo
Girls anyway.
For as far as We
Can see they
Do not, the teasy
Flos and Gerts.
Wear heavy winter
Understands.
Houston Post.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
POEM TO MEREDITH.
Thomas Hardy. Novelist. Lays Tribute
on Urn Of the Dead.

ON the day Of the funeral OF George
Meredith. the eminent English novel
Ist. the following lines by Thomas
Hardy. the novelist. under the head
ing "G. NJ. ls2s-l9c9." were published
Forty years back. when much had place
That since has persisted out OF mind.
1 heard that voice and saw that face
He spoke as one afoot will wind
A morning horn ere men awake.
His note Was trenehant. smart. but
kind
He Was OF those whose words can shake
And riddle TO the very core
The falsities that time viii break.
OF late when We two met once more
The luminous countenance and dear
shone Just as forty years before.
So that when now all tongues declare
He 10 unseen by his green hill
I scarce believe he sits not there.
No matter; further and further still
Through the worlds vapoTous. yitiate air
His words wing ON, as strong words viii
London Times.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
New Works. Battery Park.

The Battery was the first arlsto.
cratic park Of New York. There La
fayette was received with military
honors, and nearly ten years later the
city turned out to render honors to
Andrew Jackson. When Washington
square was opened and the society Of
the city moved up into that vicinity
Battery park lost its prestige.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Rondel.

A little verse for you. you eava
Impossible, my dear,
You don't quite understand the Nav
We write our lines. fear.
No subject for a volume may
In one small song appear.
A little verse for YOU. you saw
Impossible. my dear!
Then, too, you want il done TODAY
Why, it would take a year
To do the subject justiCe-uay.
A lifetime, very neGr.
A little" verse to you. you sayo
Impossible, my dclT,
Cleveland Leader
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

To avoid serious results take Foley's
Kidney Remedy at the frs sign of
kidney or bladder disorder such as
backache, urinary Irregularities, exhaus
tion, and you will soon be we'll. Com
mence taking Foley's Kidney Remedy
today. John w. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Tn. Jsru..I.r A..,.....

The Jerusalem artichoke ha. ua ...-.
nection whatever with the lr.g .-r.r
Palestine. IL is a species 81 suul... To-
and gets its name from lirnl- Id. OLD.
Of the scientific nsmes Of ,l.lt -,...
Of plants.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

"Will peach basket hats go out OF
style soon?"
expert The bushel basket hat is al
ready on the way."-Washington Star
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
The French Way,

popped the question TO Marie
Like kly other beau
She blushed and smiled and answered
out"
For she Is French. you know.
my dear" l asked her, bending low.
Il feared my cake had turned to dough-,
Whom do you mean by we?"
20. u and L. said she.
Gucrasa
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Russian Golden Weddings.

The Russian government gives
golden medal to every couple that r...-
brate their golden or diamond Vr.E..,
AS many as GA couples have Received
medals thus in one year Ia the ears
realm
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Uncle Eben SAYS.

"Pride," said Uncle Eben, sis sumpin
Ike IA hyin' machine. It'll take you
way up over de heads of other folks.
but II has 10 be managed VIII great
care to avoid a bump."-Washington
Star
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Ebony.

Ebony was esteemed as an article Of
luxury by the aucients In India il
was employed by kings for S.cD,,rs
and images and, as it was supposed 10
annul the power Of poiSons, was often
made into drinking cups.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

A part of the Kentucky farm on
which Jefferson Davis was born has
been purchased by an association com
posed Of southerners. 1t will be made
into park and preserved as a memo
rial of the president of the Southern
Confederacy
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
He Would.

MOlly-1f you were a successful bust
ness man would you make your firm
insure your life?
Coddle What reason have you to be
lieve | would not be as conceited as
any Of them? st. Louis Post Dispatch
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

Howell-What have you there?
POWELL don't know whether IL Is a
Black Hand letter or case where the
writer's fountain pen stopped over
Town Topics.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
The DutjfuI Mother.

Johns mother does a mothers part
There are others like her in the land
She has warmly beating heart
That guides warmly beating hand
-Lippincott's Magazine.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

With rhubarb pie and rhubarb sauce
And strawberry shortcake fine.
All, why should life be incomplete
And why should We repine?
With lettuce green and spinach fresh
And mint in glory growing,
Oh, let the lights Of life burn bright.
Each heart with radiance glowing!
Baltimore Sun.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

"Be careful what you say to papa
I'm afraid he's sore"
well, I've got plenty Of salye for
Atlanta Constitution.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
(1;EIIl!lli[!lIllEkS3H!sHi7zssl
TIME TABLE

In effect May /, 1909.
Passenger service at Island Pond.
EAST BOUND LFANt:
Mail and passenger Go a. IN.
Mixed 6.45 a. m. Express l.2o +. u
Night express l.5j a. N.
ARRIVE FROM EAST;
Night express l2.35 a. III.
Mixed 2.45 p. m. Express ll0P NJ
Mail and passenger 40 7, IN
WEST BOUND LEAVE;
Mail and passenger 7.45 a. m.
Express l,20 p. IN. Night eX. T. - ii. m.
ARRIVE FROM WEST:
Night Elk. l.35 a. IN. Express ll9p,m'
Mail and passenger go =. n
"a Express trains run daily other
trains daily except Sunday
For all information and Tickets Apply
to Station Ticket Office or
w A. GLEESON, AGENr'
ISLAND POND. VT.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

"He got a check to his career"
"Indeed. Too bad!'
mot at all"
"Why not"
ut was for $4,000"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Thu Mama nMoses.n

In an address before the American
Oriental society Professor P. Haupt
of Johns Hopkins university stated
that Moses was not proper name.
but a common noun meaning "deliv
erer."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
What's the Use.

Come into the garden Maud"
Said facetiOus minded Fred.
"W hats the USE" said Naudie
II have it on my head"
New York Life
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Always In the Way.

When you tell your best story at lunch
And feel sure they will ask you for more
There is certain to be In the bunch
The fellow who's heard 1t before.
-Lippincotts Magazine
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Some Day.

In every cline
There'll be a time
When wars shall be no more
And when, instead
OF lists Of dead
On battlefields galore,
Mankind shall read
OF nobler need
Than shedding human gore
When men will cry, r
With kindling eye:
Game over? What's the score?'
Chicago Tribune
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Willinc To,

Have you forgotten you owe me
So"
NO. not yet. Give me time and I
will"-Judee
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Robert Burn. on Good Wifs.hip.

Robert Burns on Good Wifeship.
Robert Burns, the poet, divided the
scale of good wifeship into ten parts
good nature, 4; good sense, 2; wit. /;
personal charms. l. The remaining
two degrees covered fortune, educa-
ton, family, blood.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Character Part.

"Hamfat always used to play hobo
parts
'Ah! That accounts for his being
such bum actor."-Baltimore Amer
lean.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
The LEADING Business,

The young man leads his bride to
the altar, but that's as far as he goes
In the leading business.-Meddler.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

The rose was an emblem Of immor.
tality among the SyriauS. and the Chi.
nese planted 1t over graves
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Rather Mixed.

"Don't you like his breezy Manner
"Yes, and I'd like him If he didn't
blow o."-Baltimore American.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

About Ss per cent If the West Indian
cyclones occur in August, September
and October.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

Three things can always beat drum
In its loud purpose to annoy.
This trio strenuous and troublesome
Consists of two sticks and a boy
Chicago News.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

The day Of skies Of blue serene,
His last years panama is seen,
But smells, you note, Of gasoline.
New Orleans Times Democrat.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

DIVISION OF Mu0IcaI LABOR.
Knicker-ls yours a musical family :!
Bocker-The cook sings about hel
work, and my daughter works about
her sing-New York Sun.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Foleys
Honey
and Tar

Will cure a cough or cold no
matter how severe and prevent
pneumonia and consumption.
A Guarantee.
This is to certify that all
druggists are authorized to re-
fund your money if Foley's
Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold. Contains
no opiates. The genuine is ina
yellow package. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
ThurstOn's Pharmacy.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04
Can't Suit EVERYBODY.

There's some who like to have 1t rain,
While others want ii dry.
The weather sharp can't suit US all,
No matter how he try
Lon Angeles Express.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

Pompey's pillar, AT Alexandria WAS
neither erected by POmpey uur o. l..
memory.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

You can expect shower at Panama
about 3 o'clock every afternoon dur.
ing the rainy season.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1909-06-04

"Started In business, eh?"
Yes; | have opened up In modest
way"
well. don't be too modest Adver.
tise what you've got" - Washington
Herald.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-07
WRINKLES, YOUTH, BEAUTY.

Nothing looks more hideous and
ugly as wrinkles, coarse pores, tagg,
eyes and freckles. This neglected
condition finally forms into "FIabby-
double wrinkle folds and cripples
the facial contour. Rather a slcFIy
sight for women in society and men
in business. Such looks create a
bad impression, and naturally people
avoid making their acCuaintances. The
Persians are noted for their plam!.
youth beauty complexion to extrem,.
old age. They used for many >eals
Rostell's Persian Plumpia, which es-
pecially pumps out every line, wrin-
kle, crowsfeet, with use of linen mask,
and produces the glow of youth to a
smooth pearly white plump skin. Ros-
tells Persian Plumpia banishes for
life all facial blemishes, and keeps
your face young looking up to 81
years, just like the Persian peo0le
1t is harmless, hygienic process AMI
used in the privacy of your own
home, youth blooming, soothing, re
wives younger looks, pumps and
strengthens the loose tender sunken
skin; promulgates an exquisite youth
complexion. We challenge the world
to produce its equal for quick results
on face. An enormous demand world
wide. Million jars sold each week
Get Rostens Persian Plumbia and
start looking young today, with a
pumped youth beauty facial appear
ance for society sake. Please renlom
ber there are no substitutes an"
where for Rostell's Persian Plumpia
and can only be got at 2125 Michigan
avenue, Chicago. Per jar, $1,0O, in
cluding linen mask. A priceless
value. Correspondence solicited. All
excellent selling proposition for loca
agents, exclusive rights taking orders
among friends. Agents wanted every
where.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-07
ADJUSTMENTS
TONIGHT AT THE GRAND.

Another steam-roller program will
be given at the Grand tonight when
the following new pictures will be
shown:
The Flower Girls Gratitude" is a
very pretty drama life of Paris.
Walking on His Toes" is a comedy
picture bound to keep you laughing.
In Soar Straits" is a very clever
comedy drama with some excellent
acting
The Alphaltar's Dilemma" is a
comedy picture that will make even a
crouch laugh.
For Loves Sake" is a drama of
real heart interest. the acting in this
picture being perfect and the many
scenes throughout are very pretty.
The above program will give the
patrons of the popular Grand a real
evenings entertainment.
Speaking CT music, have you heard
the new orchestra at the Grand?
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-07
At THE PAsTIME.

The pictures tonight will consist of
all subjects embracing comedy, pathos
and NEUROLOGICAL characters, and as
some of the finest reels ever shown
il Brunswick will be put on you can
not afford to miss them.
Bicycle Polo is a very exciting
picture and you will enjoy the game
from start to finish.
"A Hero in Disguise" is one of Pa
the's prettiest hand-painted life-mo-
tion pictures.
"A Sbipowner's Daughter" is a very
realistic water scene, showing the
terrible trials Of a shipwrecked crew.
"A New Years Gift" will furnish
al Of the amusement you are look
ms for in one evening.
The Kind Father is a beautiful
"ghject and you Will be glad you saw
it.
BY snecial request the funniest OF
a funny films The Runaway Horse, :
viii he shown again tonight II yol
>9~9 not seen this don't fail to do 81
ibis is the last appearance
Dent forget 60 let the little one,
eo~e 10 tie matinee this afternoon
We have secured the qearilul hand
airted film "Puss Ia Boots" on
that viii light them al Matine
sae!ns At and ends at s.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-07

If you are all run down Foley's
Kidney Remedy win help you. 1t
strengthens the kidneys SO they viii
eliminate the Impurities from the
blood that depress the nerves, and
cause exhaustion, backache, rheuma-
tism end urn9ry irregularities, which
sap tae vitality DO not delay TAKE
Foley's Kidney Remedy at once Foi
sale by Atlanta Pharmacy,
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-07
seared With 2 4ot Iron.

Or scaldad by overturned ketue--cut
with a llnife--bruised by slammed
door-injured by gun or in any other
way-the thing needed at once is
BuclIens Arnica Salve to subdue in
lammation anG kill the pain Its
earth's supreme healer infallibo for
bols, ulcers, fev~r sores, eczema and
piles. 25c at Roses Drug Store.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-07

TIE HOTEL CUMBERLAND HAS
cRfNTE- a RATE OF $500 DEF
WEEK FOR BRUNSWICK PEOPLE
NO CHARGE FOR CAR FARE
CHEEP BOAT RATES. ADDRESS
/. y. MILLER. MANAGER, CUM
BERLAND ISLAND. GA.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-28
Sailors in Parade,
a Fine Showing

Fort Monroe, Va, Feb. 27.-Thirty-
two companies of bluejackets. forming
fleet brigade of 200, men, were
brought to Norfolk, where the sailors
made their first appearance in par
ade at home after their notable voy-
age around the world
Eight companies of coast artillery
from Fort Monroe, accompanied the
sailors to Norfolk, where they were
joined by additional companies of the
bluejackets from the Norfolk navy
yard by a regiment Of national guard
and by various other organizations that
helped form the greatest martial event
Norfolk has known in recent years.
Veterans of / 9th the nion and CON
federate armies were b ought together
in the parade and on reviewing stand
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-28
NEWS RECEIVED
FROM LIBERIA
BLACK RE. uBLiC DOING BETTER,
ACCORDING TO ADVlcEs RE-
CElVED IN WASHINGTON.

Washington, D. c., Feb. 27.-The
state department has received let
ter touching upon the affairs in Mon
rovia, Liberia, in which the writer says
that he has found general conditions
much better than they had BEEN rep
resented to him all along the course
of an African trip of six months The
letter says:
everything here is reminiscent of
home-tne flag, the houses. the names
Of the streets. Every college in the
country is founded on American be-
nevolence All its institutions are
unique in Africa Yesterday | wander
ed through the old cemeteries and on
nearly every tombstone | read Vir-
ginia, South Carolina, and so on.
After painstaldng effort to set TO
the bottom of things, | am convinced
that the government is to be com
mended for having kept its head above
water, in spite of its poverty, and
that the future Of the country is Sc
cure if the Liberians could only have
the assurance that the integrity and
independence of Liberia is secure"