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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
A Ratified Bridegroom.

Some few years ago man OF ma
ture age found himself playing first
fiddle 10 marriage bells. Then they
hied themselves away. as others have
done. 10 Niagara Falls. lie chuckled to
himself as he took pen 10 enter on a
hotel register for the first time John
Doe and wife"
lie thought he wrote with the easy
air OF one who had so written II there
many years and turned carelessiy
away,
ON leaving the proprietor inquired,
II hope you have enjoyed your honey
moon with u.s."
"sirr;" Hut he merely turned the
register hack and pointed 10 this en-
try. John Doe and bride"
lie had been as ratified" as any boy,
Philadelphia Ledger.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

II IL probable that with the excep-
tion OF Byron no great literary genius
ever was greeted with such a storm
Of viliiicatlon and abuse as Victor
Hugo when he published Les Miser-
ables." While the book took the pub
lie literally on their feet. almost all
Hugo's rivals united In condemning Il
and Its author
Prosper Merimee wrote In reference
10 dinner given 10 Hugo at Brussels;
Have you read Victor Hugo's
speech Mt the dinner given TO him by
Belgian Librarians and other scoun-
drels OF Brusselsi His statements
were without depth. solidity or COM
mon sense, He Is man who intoxi-
Gates himself with words and does not
take the trouble 10 think
Victor Hugo retorted by writing 10 a
friend, M, Merlmee Is man natu-
rally vile"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

Stow. referring TO the "boncacrs"
which the citizens Of London were
wont TO make In the streets ON tho
vlgilcs of fcsilunll dayes and ON the
same fcstlunll daycs IN the euenlngs
after the sunne setting every mnn be-
slowing wood or labour towards
them" and which were mn occasion of
fcastlng and merrlmcnt, says that
'thcsc were called bonehers ns well
of good amltIo amongst neighbours,
that. being before at controuersie. were
there by the labours of others, recon.
cllcd. aud made OF bitter enemies.
loulng frlendes. as also for the vertue
that great lire hath 10 purge the in'
fection of the nyro"-Iondon Globe.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Luck In Golf.

Luck, as will readily be understood,
is factor that enters very largely
into golf. Perhaps the most notable
case on record Is that of jamie An
derson when competing for the cham
pionship at Prestwlck I'm 1878. lie had
just teed his ball for the seventeenth
drive when little girl standing
among the spectators remarked that
he had unconsciously placed II Just in
front Of the proper line. Although
nobody else had noticed the fact, this
proved on examination by the referee
to be correct. Thcreupon Anderson
teed his ball again In fresh position
well behind the line and made drive
which landed him In the hole and
eventually enabled him TO win the
match. II, however, he had played II
from the original spot he would have
been pcnallzcd n stroke and have lost
the championship Clearly, then. luck
on the links Is something to be taken
into consideration whatever nonbelicv-
crs may say to the contrary .-Bailcy's
Magazine.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
COLLEGE NlCKNAMES.
Some Popular With the students--ob.
isctjon Made to Others.

lection Made to Others.
Some Of the colleges have a great
dislike to the way In which they are
referred to commonly In connection
with athletics. For instance. Wes
leyan men don't like to be called "the
Methodists," as they appear sometimes.
At the Naval academy there Ia n
strong prejudice against being called
Annapolis" The navy men aren't
particularly fond of ''midshipmen.
They believe the proper name for their
institution Is "the navy"
Columbia has great distaste for the
name Of "Columblans" for their repre-.
sentatives In athletics or other public
appearances. At the University of Chi
cago there is a dislike Of the nam
"Chicago university" sometimes ap.
piled.
Although not so strongly opposed &c
II, students at Pennsylvania do not like
the full title University Of Pcnnsyl.
vnnia" az well as plain "Pennsylva-
MIA" Penn" Is preferred to either.
"Maroons" for Chicago men. "Gophers'
for Minnesota. Badgers" for Wis.
consin students, "Cornhuskers" for Ne.
braska, "wolverenes" for Michigan,
"Illlni' for the men of Illinois-all are
names that are popular at those col
leges and are used by the men there
In speaking Of their own teams. In
deed, to man unacquaintcd with
nicknames the average statement re-
gardlng conference college Is puz-
cling because Of the almost entire lack
of straightout names.-New York Sun
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the County Court of the 5 ate
OF Oregon, for the County OF Mutt
nomah.
In the matter of the Estate of w
w, Raser. Deceased.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed by the County Court of the
state OF Oregon, for Multnoman
County, Administrative of the esta.e
of w. w. Raser, deceased, notice is
hereby given 10 the crea,.ors of, ana
al persons having claims against
said deceased. to present them verl-
fled as by law required, within six
months from the date OF the first
publication OF this notice to the un-
dersigned at the office of Collier &
Collier. hoibrook BUILDING, SAINT
johns, Oregon.
Il. T.. RAISER,
Administratrix of TIE Estate of w.
w. Raser. deceased.
'irst publication, Dec. ls.-ot.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Pointers for our Patrons.
Bring in your printing now.

We do not allow any printer OF
put out nicer work than we do and
we put the best stock into our jobs
The difference between poor
stock aud first class stock on a job
is a small item when you consider
the value OF the job. 1t is the
price OF a satisfied customer. II is
better to make so cents less on a
job and have a customer who will
come back, than to use the flimsy
stock, make the extra so cents and
lose your customer. That is the
way we figure it.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

We wish to secure good cores
pondent and solicitor In every sec.
tlon Of the Peninsula. Viii not the
different push clubs take this matter
UP and see that their own particular
locality 10 covered each week with
one or more correspondents. II two
correspondents from the same local
ity sends the same item we will cut
out the duplicated notes. This means
much to the Peninsula and we hope
our friends will take hold Of the
matter and give US all the news OF
the entire Peninsula.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Witty Sayings.

W. \. Gilbert said OF Beerbohm
Trees Hamlet that II was "funny
without being coarse"
During an Englishman's lecture I'm
New Haven the usher said 10 late
conner; please. sir, take your seat as
quietly as possible. The audience IL
asleep"
A Philadelphia woman said; "of
course there win be no marriage In
heaven, There viii be plenty OF wo-
men there and a few men. but none
any one would care 20 marry"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

Il hope you were a good little boy
while AT You aunt's and didn't tell any
stories" said his mother.
"only the one you put me up to. ma" /"
replied her Young hopeful.
why, what do you mean, chiidr'
when she asked me II I'd like to
have n second piece of cake said. No
thank you; I've had enough '"-Har-
per's Weekly.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Our Charges.

AS is customary, we will charge
for card of thanks, soc; for resolu-
tions OF respect, SI.oo; for notices
OF church or lodge entertainments,
suppers, sociables, etc., where there
are charges for admission, sc per
line, but where there are no charges
for these events, we will break the
rule and insert them free. We
make this announcement so that
our good friends may understand
our rule in this respect.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

Cardinal Manning. the famous Eng
lish ehurchman, was gaunt OF face,
The great ecclesiastlc's appearance
was 50 ascetic that he seemed TO have
been almost starved, Once In Liver
pool he visited convent and the cook
knelt TO him for blessing, which she
got,
MAY the Lord preserve your emf
nence," said she, and then, looking at
his thin face. she added. "and. oh. may
God forgive your cookw
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

Calling names doesn't make any
real difference" said the conservative
campaigner.
"No," answered the scientist. III II
did those Latin titles we have bestow-
ed ON germs would have discouraged
them long age" go."-Washington Star.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
The Safest Employment.

The person who Is least affected by
trade depression and "slumps" In pro
duction Is the peasant proprietor. So
long as his acres produce corn, pota-
toes. peas. beans. fruit, milk and yege-
tables he Is safe enough from hunger.
His sheep viii give wool. and home
spun Is excellent wear Hts Is the
safe, primitive and elemental profes-
sion where man lives, close TO the
earth, the great mother,-Dublln Irish
Homestead.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
To Philip Sober.

When woman who asked Philip of
Macedon to do her justice was snub'
bed by the petulant monarch she ex-
claimed, "Phillp, shall appeal against
this Judgment"
Appeal" thundered the enraged
king. And TO whom VIII you ap-
pealf"
ITO Philip sober" was her reply.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
The Wsning Honeymoon.

II forgot something" said the hus-
band.
YES" pouted the wife. you forgot
to kiss me-"
THAT may be, but what came back
for was my overshoes. Kansas City
Journal
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
St. Johns Ferry Time Card.

Leave East Side "a. M.(-6:4o, 7:Io,
7:so, $50, 9:Io,9;5o 1880, ,tIao, II:5o. p.
M-I2;5o, i:io, 1850, ago, $40, $50, ago
$40 600.
Leave West Side "a. M.)-6:so, 7;,o,
$40, $50, $3.50, 1910, 1850. p. NJ
ia;io. I2;So, 1850, a;Io, a:So, $50. 4:Io,
4;So, $50, Gao.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Insisted on q Change.

London Coster (meeting village
idiotl-oo are yer a-lartin' att Idiot
OF bean't a,larfin', Coster-Well. put
your face straight ldiot-lt is straight,
Coster (exasperateO = Well, then.
bloomin' well bend it.-London Tatler.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

II like to see man take an interest
IN his work"
$50 do l. once knew policeman
who was so enthusiastic that II posi-
lively panied him TO see anybody out
Of jail."-Louisville Courter-J Journal.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Same Old Jas.

"Ebenezer," called out Mrs. Jagway
from the floor above. "have you been
drinking againr
mo, m dear" answered Mr.. Jag
way in the hallway below, mot aEs,n.
Still,"-Chicago Tribune.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.

In order to insure a change Of ad-
vertissment the copy for such change
should reach this office not later than
Wednesday. at 3 o'clock p. m. Plsass
remember this and save the prlnesr
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
An Enicura.

The Artist-I want you to pose for
my picture. The Prodigal Son." The
Tramp-Can't do It. The Artist-why
notf The Tramp-veal doesn't agree
With me.-London Illustrated Bits.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
An Early Riser.

Mrs. Hicks-You mean to tell me-
that you have servant girl who gets
up In the morning without being call
ed? Mrs. wickes-Yes. She's In love
with the milkman. = Boston Tran
script
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Not What She Meant.

Tardy Arrival at a Dinner Party
I'm afraid | am too late. dear Mrs.
Smith. Mrs. Smith (effusively)-oh.
my dear. you could never come too
late.-London Illustrated Bits.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
The Wise Way.

I'VE should all strive TO forgive our
enemies" remarked the wise guy.
"Yes; then they won't be so apt to
get back at u.s." added the simple mug.
Philadelphia Record.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Mail Schedule

Mail arrives at St. Johns at 7;Io a. m.
and I:IS p. N.
Leaves at Io:2o a. m, and 4:4S p. m.
Office open week days from 6:45 a. m.
to o:Io p. IN. Sundays from 9 to 10 a. m
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
Reminded Him.

Waiter-Hayen't you forgotten some
thing, sirY Restaurant Patron-rm
glad YOU spoke Of II, My wife told
me not TO spend any money foolishly.
and was just going to give YOU tip.
Chicago News.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

No other publisher Is permitted to
print them in any form, either with or
without credit. His 1909 Almanac ex-
cells all former editions In beauty and
value, and sells for S5cents, postpaid.
His monthly magazine, WORD AND
WORKS, contains his weather fore.
casts for each month, together with q
vast amount Of the best family eading
and costs 81. year, one almanac with
each subscription. Every earthquake
and serious storm for 20 years has
been predicted by Prof. Hicks. You
cannot afford to be without these pub
hcations. Address all orders to
THE ST. JOHNS REVIEW.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

Adversely borrows Its sharpest sting
from our impatience
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22

Subscribe for the Telegram
best evening paper on the coast,
See Ed Stockton.
Note the label on your paper.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-01-22
THE REV. lRl R. HICKS
Almanac and Magazine

Should DO In
every homo In
the land. His
weather predic-
tions can behad
only In his own
publica ons.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
THIS IS MY 57TH BIRTHDAY"
HERBERT H. AsQUITH

The Right Hon. Herbert Henry As quith, England s premier, was born at Morley, September F, 1852, and was educated at the City of London school and Ballol college, Oxford. He was called to the bar at Lincoln s inn, June, 1876, appointed a queens counsel in February, 1890, and elected a member of parliament for East Fife in July 1886, and again in 1899. Together with the Lord Chief Justice, then Sir. C.. Russell, he was engaged on behalf of the late Charles Parbell, NJ. F.. during the Parnell commission In August, 1892, he was mover of the amendment to the queen s speech which led to the division fatal to Lord Salisbury's gov ernment and when Mir. Gladstone form ed his ministry, he was apointed home secretary and was sworn to the privy council and placed on the Ecclesiastical commission. When Sir Henry Camp bell Zimmerman took office, Mir. Asquith was appointed chancellor of the ex- chequer. He became premier in 1908, succeeding Mr. Balfour.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
THE DAlE SILVER BELT
New Location of Gila Valley
 Bonk Brings Bigger Business

{" You d scarcely believe it, but To- cation means as much to bank as to a mercantile enterprise, said Manager F. Nj. Hurd of the Villa Valley Bank X Trust company, as he turned the key in the door last evening at the conclusion of the first week 's business in the bank 's new and beautiful home at the corner of Broad and Mesquite.
 "Durng the past few days we have placed on our book. more than one hundred new accounts and we expect to duplicate this record next week. and continue to show m increase for months, yes, years, to come.
 "'We are now located right in the heart of the business district in one of the finest banking houses in the country, handy and convenient for all. Our old location was a little out of the way and many really favorable to this bank found it nconvenient to reach us, but with the new building we are rapidly coming into our own. We are proud of our new home but still proud CT of the fact that we are able to more comfortably and conveniently serve the public"
 During the past week the Gila Valley Bank X Trust company has been pre-, senting to it's friends beautiful souvenir poeketbook. The book IS of the compartment style-for currency silver. cards, etc It is made of beau
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
The New Suits| and Gowns

We sell Wooltex garments and are the exclusive agents for this city. In the making of Wooltex tailored suits the finest and most exclusive ma terials are used. FauItless tail airing and satisfactory materials are almost priceless, and style must be correct. Wooltex garments are noted for style, material and workmanship. Tire new tailored effects for this season give evidence of rare achievement on the part of the Wooltex designers, producing distinctive new models that appeal to women of the more extreme or the simpler tendencies and avoiding in both instances many of the trying ef- fects usually incident 10 the average new styles. We especially call your attention to our showing Of party and reception gowns.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
OF Personal Interest

Mir. and Mrs Fred Green of lnspira ton spent yesterday in the city visiting friends.
 Mrs. Edens, who has spent several months visiting at the home of her son, Mir E. c. Gilmer, <on Pascoe hill, will leave this morning for her home at Kerrville, Texas.
 NJ. Palmatier, who has been visiting friends here during the past week, has returned to the Cactus camp, where he is employed.
 Miss Shirley Mehl will leave this morning for Rochester, x. Y., where she will enter young ladies seminary for the coming year. Miss Mehl has been spending the summer vacation with her parents, Mir. and Mrs. C. w.. Mehl of 49O North Devereaux street.
 Mrs. Dolph Baatz, who has been for the past few months visiting her brother at San Rafael, Cal. is now wis ting friends in san Francisco. She expects to spend several weeks in that city.
 Miss Lucille Turner of Houston. Tex as. who has been visiting her aunt. Mrs. l. r. Price for the past few weeks, will leave this morning for her home.
 Teddy Medlar and Mrs Medlar, ac- companied by Joe Medlar, brother of the genial Teddy, returned last night from the east, where they have been visiting for the past two months While abroad Mir and Mts. Medlar visited Washington, New York, Philadelphia and the home of Mir. Medlar's boyhood days in Massachusetts. Mir. Joe Medlar will make Globe his future home.
 Mrs. Charles Nesbitt and Mrs Leroy Middleton will leave this morning for the Pacific coast, They will go to Se attle and then on 10 Victoria, B. C., that place being Mrs Nesbitt s former home. Mrs. Nesbitt has not visited her old home for twenty years and will spend few weeks visiting relatives and friends there.
 Mrs. c. l.. Bolton returned last night from Los Angeles, where she has been spending the summer. Mir. Bolton went down to Bowie yesterday to meet her.
 Dr. and Mrs. R. D. Kennedy return ed last night from Seattle and other coast points where they have been spending month.
 Miss Clara E. Fullerton, one of the teachers in the city schools, returned last night from La Crosse, Wis, where she has been spending the summer at her home. Miss Fullerton taught in this city last year and is very popu- lar young lady.
 William E. Brooks and Charles H.. Fsrrow left yesterday for a camping trip to the White mountains. They expect to spend about a month there.
 Miss Florence M. Reid returned Fri day evening from Boston, where she has been spending the summer visiting relatives and friends. Miss Reid is one of the teachers in the city schools and her many friends are pleased to have her among them for another year.
 Judge R. IT, Henry will leave this morning for Wcewoka, Okla, having been called there by the serious illness of his daughter,
 Mrs. Charles D. Reppy expects to leave this morning for her home in Florence, after spending few months here with Mr. Reppy. Mrs. Reppy is expecting visit from her brotherin law and sister, MT. and Mrs. T. Bloomer of Mazatlan, Mexico, ill about Il week
 James Sckelsteel will leave this morning for Otsego, Mich.
 Wm. II. Maher will leave this morn ing for Chicago, where he expects to spend flow weeks.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12

tiful imported leather and lined with moire silk. A handsome engraving of the new banking house occupies one of the interior receivers, and in gold lettering the compliments of the bank appears While there were hundreds of these books given away the demand was far in advance of the supply. It was an appropriate souvenir refiecting the good taste of Manager Hurd and the generosity of the company he is so faithfully and acceptably serving
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
Something Diferent-

Particular dressers who seek some thing in suit, Overcoat or shirts not shown in every clothing window in town, are being well satisfied with the original styles and beautiful fabrics now being displayed at the Dominion hotel by Bob Irvine of R. c. Irvine & Co., fashionable tailors and shirt mak- CTS of Chicago. Quite number have ordered from him suits and overcoats that will make the people of Globe sit up and take notice.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
worden Resumes Run

William Worden, who has been act ing as passenger conductor during Mir. Reed s absence, will go back to his regular local run Monday. He took few days vacation after Mr. Reed s return so that he could pay visit to Cutter.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
Meeting w. c. T. U.-

The regular meeting of the W. c. T. Y, will be held at the Baptis church Tuesday at 2:3O. All members are re quested to be present, as the delegates to the territorial convention will be elected at this meeting. Visitors are always welcome.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
Buys 1ot and win Build Home

Through the Union Realty X Trust company yesterday, Dr. Spates pur- chased of J. w. Barnett l3s feet at the corner of Second and Sycamore streets. The consideration was S2l00. This is one of the finest locations in the city and the doctor eontemplates the cree tion of handsome home in the near future.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
NOTICE TO MINERAL CLAIMANTS

l am making speciality of securing patents to mining claims. If you have a mining claim, why not have it pat ented Was for eight years an official of the land' office and passed upon all mineral applications during that time. If you are interested, write for par ticulars.
 FEN $. HILDRETH.
 Land, Mining and Irrigation Law.
 PHOENIX, ARiZ.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
Why?

From small beginning the sale and use Chamberlain s Cough Remedy has extended to all parts of tthe United States and to many foreign countries Whyl Because it has proved especially valuable for coughs and colds For sale by all druggists.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
To Visit old Home

C. H. Bissell will leave this morning for Grand Island, Neb., to settle up the estate left by his parents. Mir. Bissell has not visited his old home for thirtg seven years and will remain there for some time. On his return he will go by way of. Scsttle and attend the exposition, and also visit other coast cities.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
Of for Vacation

E. l.. Taylor, clerk at the Gila Val. ley Bank & Trust company, will leave this morning for month $ vacation in the east. Mir. Taylor will attend the Bankers convention in Chicago, and will then go on to his home near Bowling Green, Ky. He will also visit q number of other cities before return ing.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12
Men $ Fall Clothes are
 Ready

And they're Hart, Schaffner & Marx clothes too, the best ready to-wear clothes made. The ns-y fall styles are exclusive and include great variety of handsome suits. The fabrics include new Valares, fine wors.eds, Serges and the extremely popular homespuns and Scotches. Every detail of finish, the fabrics themselves bespeak much high CT price and they really should sell for more than we have marked them.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12

A most important meeting of the Mining congress will be held Monday evening, Sept. 18th, at 8 p. m., at tho Saguaro club. All members are espec- iaily urged to attend.
 J. K. SATCHELL, Soc.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-12

For clothes made to order at home and cledning 6ad pressing call at Wal ter & Griffith, two doors below Brown s store.