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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

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mod1t lie bieic mnappetitlid,. Sect, oo
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

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StntiItiIdlen Bureaus erportirtell
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lars Srubltoifc, SlciidL S@lod)t.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16
Yermiidjtc InscfacH.

@rricu sic bic itumpfcu 0ltugcn bes
pSuitD" .jHIirmeiier3 Mot neg. gSir f6drfen
Nbre NUinNen iiir 2K Seui3 bGS Stiid. seen.
toge Gumra:N, $40 Galucrt Suilotng.
(UilrSi, ltt)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

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haut : 8ebdnblung. 2O4, Noro.2ibertNs strnge,
Hepen @assgilreuu. ct. saul 3422-Ws.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

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net rporoen. 90 10 ctlUua olld) 'onlt'
no in scr Melt nod portommt?
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

Nm sem bcut den Ich II l.
id)tl ModIid)ulcu ill Oicicn @lntcr
1890 Gumcn ais Stu0CntiNnc1 cin.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-16

Gie Is + ic. Gr. &r." tbcilt
nit. oo6 Oo9 SNomoa.N rhcitcr 5lpei
Ntrporr0gcnoc Nilliif &ritifcr Don lei
lrel Eroben olla0cidlloiicn babe. Soil
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The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
Tbe Exceptional
 Equipne,7f

of the California Fig Syrup O. and the scientific attainments of it's chemists have rendered possible the production of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of it's excellence, by obtaining the pure medic inal principles of plants known to act most beneficially and combining them most skillfully, in the right proportions, with it's wholesome and refreshing Syrup of California Figs.
 As there is only one genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen. uine is manufactured by an original method known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the genuine to get it's beneficial effects.
 A knowledge of the above facts enables one to decline limitations or to return them if, upon viewing the package, the full name of the California Fig Syrup Co., is not found printed on the front thereof
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
HEADING OFF THE CALLER.
Plan for Getting Rid of Life insur ance Agents Not Patented.

The bell rang three times. and tho man at the desk hastily reached for a flannel bandage This he put round his neck. Then he arranged sling In which he put one arm. disarranged his hair. drew down the corners of his mouth. got out of his chair. and pain fully limped toward the door.
 MT Jones'" inquired the we'll dressed caller. who opened it at that moment.
 The man with the bandage half suppressed a groan
 Yes. that's my name. What can do for you?"
 You appear to be suffering" said the intelligent caller.
 Suffering" returned the other. Do you think I'm doing this for fun? But what is your business. sir?"
 "Er~pardon me" stammered the caller, T think I'll drop in some other time-eh?'
 Its some trouble" soliloquized the man with the bandage. as he removed the paraphernalia and returned to his desk. But 1t is really the quickest way to get rid of these life insurance agents. That man will never trouble me again. .'-London Tit-Bits.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
GOOD CHANGE Coffee to Postum.

The large army of persons who have found relief from many chronic ail- ments by changing from coffee to Postum as a daily beverage, is grow ing each day.
 It is only simple question of trying 1t for oneself in order to know the joy Of returning health as realized by an Ills. young lady. She writes:
 l had been a coffee drinker nearly all my life and it affected my stomach -eaused insomnia and l was seldom without headache had heard about Postum and how beneficial it was, so concluded to quit coffee and try it.
 T was delighted with the change. can now sleep well and seldom ever have headache. My stomach has gotten strong and I can eat without suffering afterwards. I think my whole system greatly benefited by Postum.
 My brother also suffered from stom- ach trouble while he drank coffee, but how. since using Postum he feels so much better he would not go back to coffee for anything"
 Name given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich. Read The Road to Well. Vile in pkgs. There's a Reason.
 Ever read the above fetterf new are genuine, true, and full "t human interest.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body Mass of Raw, Bleeding, Torturing Humor - Hoped Death Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cuticura.

Words cannot describe the terrible eczema I suffered with. It broke out on my head and kept spreading until 1t covered my whole body. was almost solid mass of sores from head to foot. I looked more like piece of raw beef than a human be- ing. The pain and agony endured and pus oozed from the great sore on my scalp, from under my finger nails, and nearly all over my body My ears were so crusted and swollen I was afraid they would break off. Every hair in my head fell out l could not sit down, for my clothes would stick to the raw and bleeding nesh. making me cry out from the pain. My family doctor did all he could, but I got worse and worse. My condition was awful. I did not think 1 could live, and wanted death to come and end my frightful sufferings.
 In this condition my mother-in-law begged me to try the Cuticura Rem edies. l said I would, but had no hope of recovery. But oh, what blessed re- lief l experienced after applying Cuti- cura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding and itching flesh and brought me the first real sleep l had had in weeks It was as grateful as ice to burning tongue. I would bathe with warm water and Cuticura Soap. then apply the Ointment freely. I also took Cuti- cura Resolvent for the blood. In a short time the sores stopped running, the flesh began to heal, and I knew I was to get well again. Then the hair on my head began to grow. and in short time I was completely cured I wish I could tell everybody who has eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. Wm. Hunt, 135 Thomas St, Newark, N. J., Sept 2S, 1908"
 Potter Drug Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
WARRANTS OUT
 FOR EDITORS
CHARGE LIBEL TO JOSEPH PU- LITER, CALEB M. VAN HAmm. ROBT. H. LYMAN, OEIEVAN SMITH AND c. R. WIL.
 liAMS.
ON THE PANAMA CRITICISM
Case May Not Come to Trial for a Year, William Nelson Cromwell
 Makes Statement.

Washington.-Bench warrants have been issued for the arrest of Joseph Pulitzer, Caleb NJ. Van Hamm and Robert H. Lyman of New York. pro prietor and editors of the New York World, and for Delevan Smith and Charles K. Williams. owners or the Indianapolis News, for criminal libel in connection with the publication in those newspapers of charges of irreg- uiarfties in the purchase by the Uni ted States government of the Panama canal property from the French own CTS
 The indictments on which the war rants were based were returned by the United States grand jury sitting In this city and the warrants were issued later by the clerk of Criminal Court No l.
 The warrants are directed against all five of the natural representatives Of the two defendant newspapers. The summons required the corporate de fendant newspapers. The summons required the corporate defendants tthe Press Publishing Company of New York) to appear in court forth with
 Theodore Roosevelt, William H. Taft, Elihu Root. J. Pierpont Nor gan, Charles P. Taft, Douglas Rob- inson and William Nelson Cromwell are named in the indictments as the persons alleged to have been villifed by the stories appearing in the two newspapers.
 Copies of the summons and of the indictment were served upon the Press Publishing Company by ser vice on Otto Carmichael. it's agent in this jurisdiction
 If the defendants should fight the case, at least year probably will elapse before they can be brought be- fore the bar of the District Supreme Court for trial
 William Nelson Cromwell said:
 The indictment of the New York World and the Indianapolis News is not an indictment of the press of the United States, as they would like to have it appear l am in favor of a free and unmuzzled press"
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
MONEY MADE IN LIVE STOCK
 IN CENTRAL CANADA.

W. J. Henderson, visiting Seattle, writes the Canadian Government Agent at Spokane, Wash, and says:
 T have neighbors in Central Canada raising wheat, barley and oats for the past 20 years, and are now getting from the same land 20 to 30 bushels of wheat per acre, 40 to 50 bushels of oats
 It was the first week of May when got my tent pitched. but the farmers all around had finished putting in their crops, so I only got fifteen acres broke and seeded. They advised me as 1t was late not to put in much wheat, so l put in five acres of wheat and ten acres oats, one-half acre pota- toes and vegetables. All kinds of veg. etables grow well up there, sweet corn. tomatoes, onions, carrots, peas, beans, cabbage. My wheat yielded about 20 bushels per acre. for which I got 76 cents, others got so cents; oats threshed 35 bushels per acre, for which l got 35 cents per bushel. You see I was three weeks late in getting them Tn. still l was satisfied.
 From my observation, there is more money made in stock, such as cattle. horses and sheep, as prices are high for such, and it costs nothing to raise them, as horses live the year around out on the grass. In fact, farmers turn their work horses out for the winter. and they come in fresh and fat in the spring. Cattle live out seven or eight months. They mow the prairie grass and stack it for winter and give oat straw My neighbors sold steers at $40 each, and any kind of a horse that can blow, from s15000 up. raised so chickens and pigs, as pork, chick. ems, butter and eggs pay well and al ways a good market for anything & man raises, so I have every reason to be thankful, besides, at the end of three years I get my patent for home stead. l heard of no homestead sell Ing for less than s2,0O0, so where un- der the sun could an old man or young man do better?"
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
GERONIMO IS DEAD.
End Comes at Fort Sill, Where He
 Has Been Prisoner of War.

Has Been Prisoner of War
 Lawton. Okla. the noted Indian chief, is dead at Fort Sill. where he had been confined as a pris- oner of war for a number of years.
 It is curious coincidence that news of Geronimo's death was sent out from Lawton, which was named after the late Henry w. Lawton, the famous general. who as member of Miles command led the 3.000-mile chase that resulted in the chiefs surrender The chase after Geroni- mo was begun in Omaha in January, 1885. General Miles, in command of the Department of the Missouri, re- ceived instructions 10 rout the band of Indians headed by Geronimo and kill or capture it's chief, and began operations by organizing an expedi- tion consisting of the Second, Eighth and Ninth Infantry and the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Eighth Cavalry. the horsemen being in charge of Henry w. Lawton. then lieutenant.
 At the time of his death Geronimo was S6 years old
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
National Bison Raqe.

Washington.-Under the terms of an amendment proposed to the agri- cultural appropriation. bill the presi- dent is directed to reserve hot to exceed 10000 acres of unallotted lands within the Flathead Indian Res ervation, Montana, at the junction of he Rend d'Oreille and Jack Rivers as a permanent national bison range.
 Tine sum of S40.000 is appropriated to be paid to Indian tribes and to f.nee in the range.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
HOBBY" WAS so NERVOUS.
He Was Not to Be Aeitated, Even by
 "Percy, Dear"

It was moving day for the summer colony along the North shore of Mas sachusetts. On the morning train from Rockport, bearing many we'll known Bostonians to their town houses for the winter, rode a stormy old gentleman from the west At Pride's crossing family of three father. mother and daughter-boarded the train. bearing respectively the family treasures: One pet poodle, one gray cat in blue blanket. and one travelling clock in a much worn leath- CT case. The party had no sooner found seats across from the western CT, than it became apparent that the excitement of boarding the train had caused a commotion among the pets The cat was chided for talking aloud. Calm yourself. Bobby" said his mis- tress. Be yourself once more-we are now on our way home" Where upon Bobby grew calm.
 The poodle became restless in the company of his master on a seat in front and signified his yearning for Bobby's company by climbing up the back of the seat and casting goo-goo eyes at the Tabby. The sympathetic mistress understood at once and said ::
 You may come over here and sit with us. Percy. dear, on one condition you must not agitate Bobby"
 This was too much for the stormy westerner. With a loud snort he reared up, paved his handbag from the rack above his head, and pranced Into . coach ahead.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
Easy Come, EasY Go.

passerby at Broad and Lombard streets in Philadelphia once heard the following dialogue between a la- borer who was digging in sewer and stout, beaming lady with capacious market basket on her arm:
 "Ah, good marnin' to you, Pat" said she leaning over and looking into the pit. And what are you doin'?''
 Good marnin Bridget" he replied, looking up. I'm a-earnin' alimony for yees. And what are you doin'?"
 Sure, I'm a-spendin' it." replied Bridget airily. as she trotted off, Lippincott's.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
STATE or OHIO CITY OF TOLEDO. !

STATE or OHIO CITY TOLEDO
 LUCAS COUNTY. ss' FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senioa partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY d Co.,, doing business in the City of Toledo. County and state aforesaid. and that said firm will pay the of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the q HALLS CATARRH CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. sworn to before me and subscribed fin my presencA this 9th day of December. A. D.. lss6 A. W. GLEASON. NOTARY PUBLIC Halls Catarrh Cure s taken internally and ae.l directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials. free.
 F. J. CHENEY d CO. Toledo, O Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
Tonnage to Remain 2e,ooo.

Washington. D C.-The Senate voted down the amendment reducing the size of the battleships below 26,- 900 tons, as provided by the House While the provision was under dis cuSsion. Senator Perkins referred to the recent criticism of himself by the president saying he did not believe the latter has wilfully violated the ninth commandment.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
MARINE CORPS oGEs TO NAVY.
Senator Cummins Holds That Senate's
 Action Is Rebuke for President.

Washington.-Disc the action corps to the battleships in connection with the naval appropriation bill, Sen ator Cummins of Iowa, in vigorous defense of President Roosevelt. de clared that the provision would be accepted as a rebuke to the president This statement Senator Hale resent ed, and in doing so declared that Con gress was acting within it's well es tablished authority.
 By a vote of Il to 12 the Senate adopted the amendment restoring the marine corps to the ships of the navy
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
The Secret of Poverty,
New

Dr. Woods Hutchinson of New York unlocked the secret of general poverty in an address at the Ameri- can Museum of Natural History in New York early this month, when he said What is killing the people of this city may be stated as overwork. underfeeding and overcrowding; and two of these may be included under the one word 'underpaid' The mes sage Of the church and of medicine to-day to the community is not Give to the poor, but Don't take so much away from them The Public.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
The Prince of GrumbIers.

When MT. Beeton asked if he did not find many unreasonable people among his summer boarders, Farmer Joy quickly assented
 Lots an lots are never satisfied anyway" he said. No matter what's done for 'em, there'H always be some thing wrong somewheres.
 Now last summer" he went on. with a gleaming eye, we had man here that was so fond of grumblin' that one day he actually called for a toothpick after he'd had a glass of milk Youths Companion.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
One Spiders Doines.

The entire fire alarm system of Bayonne, N j., was recently thrown out of order by a single spider. The insect had got caught where all the wires of the transmitter room con verge together and its body hung in such a way as to short circuit the whole system.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
George and His Wad in Deman

George and His Wad in Demand.
 The young wife answered the phone.
 That's another call for George" she said to her mother Somebody wants him to come somewhere and play bridge. It's the third invitation he's had this evening"
 That would seem to indicate" said the mother, that George Is very popu- lar"
 The young wife sniffed.
 "It unquestionably indicates" she said, that George is an easy loser"
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
Middle Course the Best.

Lobster and champagne for supper that's high jinks. Sawdust and near coffee for breakfast-that's hygiene, Between these two eminences, how ever, there's room for some genuine living
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
UNPROFiTABuE CUSTOMER.

Caterpillar-How much shave, barber?
 Rarber-Ten cents, but it will cost you dollar, the price of ten slaves, If you want to be shaved all over.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19

Riches without charity are nothing worth. They are blessing only to others.-Fielding
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19
KNEW WHAT HE NEEDED.

H. R. Sute-Sonny, kin you tell me where I kin get a..
 Kid-Nothin' doin', pop, De barber shops is all closed on Sundays,
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19

Feet Ache-Use Aliens Foot-Ease Oyer3O O0O testimonials Refuse limitations Send for Tree trial package. A. s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N Y.
The Forrest City times., 1909-02-19

Characters strength is not in doing what a self-will would have us do, but what the conscience dictates Is our duty .-Royston.