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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
THE SPECULATIVE MARKET.

The developments in the speculative
market yesterday, as reported from
New York last night, were as follows:
The cotton market showed continued
nervousness and irregularity today but
seemed to be attracting more general
support toward the close which was
steady at a net advance of to points.
The market opened steady at a de-
cline of points to an advance OF
points and sold about to points net
higher right after the call In spite OF
disappointing cables, and bearish pri-
vate crop reports. Further rains IN
eastern and central sections of the belt
were undoubtedly q sustaining factor.
but there was no aggressive support
during the early trading, and prices
gradually eased off under scattering
liquidation and selling for a turn by
room bears following the sharp recoV-
cry of yesterday afternoon. Active
months at one time showed a net loss
of about to points as result OF
this pressure, but the volume of selling
seemed to diminish on a scale down
suggesting that weaker longs had been
pretty well eliminated and, later, some
of the more prominent bull traders
entered the market as buyers Of July
and the earlier new crop months. This
started quite wave of covering on the
cry that a government report tomor-
row of 80 per cent or over had been
discounted and July contracts sold up
to 1103 or 8 points net higher while
the new crop showed a net gain OF
about points. The close was a little
off from the best under renewed reali-
Zation.
Two private crop reports were issued
before the opening, one reporting an
average condition of S2.1 per cent COM
pairing with the government condition
of 1877 per cent last year and a ten
year government average of about S1.4
per cent, and also reporting decrease
of 3.5 per cent in the acreage, while the
other reported an increase Of LOS per
cent in acreage and characterized the
condition as rather better than at this
time last year.
Receipts at the ports today 9,32S
bales against 14,499 last week and 6,445
last year. For the week 10000 bales
against 109,414 last week and 66,645
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

AT the close Of the commencement
exercises of Erskine college this week
the trustees conferred the degree OF
LID. on two distinguished alumni, Maj
]. c. Hemphill, editor Of the News ano
Courier and Hon. Ira B. Jones, CHIEF
Justice of the supreme court. Both OF
these gentlemen are more than deserv-
ing of this honor, and Erskine is to be
congratulated on the fact that she has
quite a number of other alumni who
will do hardly less credit to confer the
same degree when the trustees get
ready to bestow 1t.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

SO far as helping the Summerville
tea farm Is concerned, it would be
cheaper to give it a bounty; but as
matter of fact the same rule will apply
to any other struggling industry that
is really deserving of help. And still
this is really no argument against a
tea duty of ten cents a pound. AS we
have said before, we know of no other
articles that are better calculated to
stand a good revenue raising tax, un-
less it be alcohol or tobacco.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

cast-iron molds to be used to begin
extensive building will cost $4,000, and
the concrete plant will cost $4,000
more, so that 1t will be necessary to In
terest capitalists in the work. The
wizard" has done much for the bet
terment of the world by his many in
ventions, but If his cheap homes plan
is successful it will be the crowning
work of his life, for 1t will benefit the
hundreds of thousands Of families In
modest circumstances, and go far to-
ward relieving the congestion in the
cities.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

1T is matter of indisputable record
that President Taft was elected on a
proposition of revising the tarin
downward" 1t is perfectly clear that
under the absolute control Of Senator
Aldrich, the tariff is going to be re-
vised upward" Now the question Is
will Mr.. Taft veto the bill that is going
to be passed?
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

what the State says is true; but our
most lasting impressions Of the politics
of the Post carries us back to the days
when the State was lambasting 1t for
supporting Palmer and Buckner, also
Democrats. But dear, dear contem-
porary, don't make us bring up all these
old things, because they can only add
to the existing confusion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

YES, the Democratic platform calls
for free lumber" but why? Is there
any principle in it? Is there any more
reason why 1t should call for free lum-
ber than free armor plate, or fertili-
zers? We don't see it. OF course, since
the demand is in the platform, 1t Is in
cumbent on those who claim to be
Democrats to uphold it. But where
the principle comes in, we fail to see
not unless it be the same old principle
that upholds the protection tariff
selfish interest.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

w. w. BALL, for the past four years
a member of the editorial staff OF the
News and Courier, and at all times one
of the best all round newspaper men In
America, has gone back to the Column
bia, State, on which paper he was for
merly a worker.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
Ths aJorhrills enqs'irsr.
Entered at the Postoffice In Yorkville
as Mail Matter Of the Second Class.
YoRKvILLE. 8. O.,
FRIDAY, JUNE A, 1909.

PROTECTION in the United States has
long since resolved itself into a con-
test for the enslaving Of one interest
nv another
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

LEADING citizens of Fairfield have
called for big rally on the question Of
voting out the dispensaries in August.
1t looks as If the movement is to be a
strong one.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
ASSOCIATE REFORMED PRESBY.
TERRAIN

Sunday Services-Sunday school at
10 a. m. Morning service at IL o'clock.
and evening service at $50, conducted
by Rev. ]. Walter Simpson.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

last year. Today's receipts at New Or
leans 1922 bales against LOLA last year,
and at Houston 579 bales against 573
last year. E --l s &sr4
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
TRINITY METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
pay n NJ Ahpav paafor

Sunday Services-Morning service
at IL o'clock and evening at $50, con-
Quoted by Rev. d. II. Comann. Sunday
schol at p. m.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04

Col. ]. Fl. Averill, we'll known as a
railroad man in this state, died at his
home in Summerville last Tuesday.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
AT THE CHURCHES.
BAPTIST.

Rev. /. G.. Murray. Pastor
Sunday Services-Sunday school at
10 a. m. Annual Roll Call service at
IL o'clock Evening service at $50.
CHURCH OF THE GOOD SHEP-
HERD.
Rev. T. Tracy Walsh, Rector.
Sunday Services.-Morning service
at II o'clock. Subject: Doctrine Of the
Trinity Sunday school at p. m.
Evening service at $50 o'clock. Sub
ject: Religion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
CHURCH OF THE GOOD sHEP-
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
Rev. E. e. Gillespie. Pastor.

Sunday Services.-Sunday school at
10 a. m. Morning service at II o'clock.
At $50 p. m, service will be held at
the York Cotton Mill.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
LOCAL LAcoNIcs.

Until January I, 1910.
We will send The Yorkville Enquirer
from this date till January 1, 1910 for
$1.18.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
Annual Outing.

The employees of the Carolina and
North Western railroad will take their
annual outing tomorrow, holding the
same at Glover. A feature Of the day
will be a game Of baseball between
the railroad and Glover teams.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
| Killed q Cow.

There was quite lively storm over
Kings Mountain battle-ground last
Sunday night, accompanied by wind,
rain, thunder and lightning. There
was a grand battle of the elements
while It lasted and the electrical dis
play was something sublime. The only
harm that resulted, was the killing OF
cow belonging to Mr.. e. w. Pursley.
Lightning struck a large tree and ran
to where the cow was and killed It. A
large pine tree in about one hundred
yards of the monument was also
struck.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-06-04
<ino's Mountain Monument.

A correspondent from the vicinity OF
Kings Mountain battle-ground writes
that the stone settlers have finished
their part of the work on the battle
monument and removed the scaffolding.
They are packing up to leave. Anoth-
er stone carver has come to help COM
plete the allegorical designs, and with
in two months more the whole job will
be finished Zone Of the foremen," con-
cludes the correspondent, asked me a
few days ago to tell him what was the
matter with the people Of Yorkville.
There have been numerous visitors from
Kings Mountain, Shelby, Grover,
Blacksburg and Glover, but practically
none from Yorkville." -
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
CAMP MEETING

The annual camp meeting of the
Church of God in Florida will be held
on the camp grounds at Fort Meade,
Fla. October % to 81.
Arrangements will be made, as IN
former years, to care for those who
come; however, anyone desiring 9th
er accommodations will have no tTou-
BILE in securing private board.
An effort is being made to make
this the best meeting of its kind ever
held in the state.
Several able evangelists from a dis
lance are expected, among whom are
B. E. Warren of Springfield. Ohio, J.
R. Allen of Ontario. Canada. and G. a.
COplin of Indiana. These with other
evangelists and ministers of this
state will have charge of the services.
This meeting will be non-sectarian.
The preaching will be definite and
radical. Many important subjects OF
present truth will be ably presented
Special attention will be given &C
the song services, which will be con-
Quoted by Evangelist Warren, who is
author of a number of well known
song books.
A special invitation is extended to
all who enjoy hearing the full gospel
Anyone desiring further informs
ton, address W. o. Williams, For;
Meade, Fla.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
Ocala
~

Our attention has been attracted ~
a paragraph in the Commoner which
is so concise in language and precise
in its purpose that it deserves repro
duction. 1t bears the caption, Com
mercialism," and says: "a New York
firm was notified that one of its trav-
cling men had died suddenly in Il
western town. They telegraphe1
back: Return samples by freight an1
search body for orders The unfeei
ing reply just about represents the
interest the Aldrich republicans feel
in the people of the south and west.
Isn't that about the fact?-Pensacola
Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS

Have you neglected your Kidneys
Have you overworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
kidneys ant bladder? Have you pains
in loins, side, back, groins and blad-
der? Have you a fiabby appearance of
the face, especially under the eyes?
Too frequen+ a desire to pass urine?
If so, Williams Kidney Pills will
cure you-st druggists, price SOC.
Sold by Tydings & Co. K
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
IT'S A TOP NOTCH DOER

Great deeds compel regard. The
world crowns its doors. That's why
the American people have crowned
Dr. Kings New Discovery, the king of
Throat and Lung Remedies. Every
atom is a health force. 1t kills germs
and colds and la grippe vanish. 1t
heals cough-racked membranes and
coughing stops. Sore, infamed bron-
chial tubes and lungs are cured and
hemorrhages cease. DR.. Geo. Moore,
Black Jack, n. c., writes: ct cured
me of lung trouble, pronounced hope
less by all doctors" SOC and 81. Tri-
al bottle free Guaranteed by Tydings
e Co m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

Chamberlain Cough Remedy has
become famous for its cures Of
coughs, colds, Group and influenza.
Try it when in need. 1t contains no
harmful substance and always gives
prompt relief Sold by all drug
gistS. N
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

Prof. John n Stockwell, the noted
astronomer, says that Cooks dates
show that he was ZIG miles from the
pole. He bases his argument upon
the statement made by Cook that
April 18th was marked by the swing
ing of the midnight sun over the
northern ice"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

The East Coast Homeseeker. whose
editor is an epicurean, says that the
Florida gopher is entitled to a place
in the very center of the table
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
MAKE OLE THINGS NEW WITH
HOME FINISHES

Have you any WORKOUT chairs? If
so. get a small can of L. & NJ. Home
Finish Varnish Stain, and in 80 min
utes make the chair as good as new.
Full directions on each can.
Sold by McIver & MacKay, Ocala,-
Fla ID
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

General Prosperity, fully epauletted,
is again visiting us. Everybody is Civ
ing him a cordial welcome.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

FOR SALE OR RENT-1S0-acre
farm, with buildings, good well, pond,
ETC., in Old Town neighborhood. Mrs.
J. Donald Ferguson, Ocala, Fla. 10-1-4t
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
FRIGHTFUL FATE AVERTED

81 would have been a cripple for life
from a terrible cut on my knee cap,
writes Frank Disberry, KelliheT,
Mimi, without Bucklen's ArniCa
Salve, which soon cured me-" Infaili-
BILE for wounds, cuts and bruises. II
soon cures burns, scalds, old sores,
boils, skin eruptions. Worlds best
for piles. 25c. at Tydings & Co. N
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
Fifty persisted in the tidal wave
that struck the Louisiana shore.

The lame, the halt and the blind
are already making their way south
ward.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

Arcadia is claiming to be the ban
ner orange point this season, esti-
mates at present indicating tha~
about 100000 boxes will be handled
there.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

The only thing that we have against
the Gilchrist administration is that
he spoiled a good editor when he made
A. P. Jordan inspector of pure foods.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
The BEDROCK OF SUCCESS

lies in clean. clear Orain, backed by
indomitable will and resistless ener-
gy. Such power comes from the
splendid health that DR.. Kings New
Life Pills impart. They vitaliZe g.
cry organ and build up brain and
body. J. A. Harmon, LizemOre. W.
Va. writes: "They are the best pills
l ever used" Csc. at Tydings e Co. n
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

Thirty-seven colored gamblers
were arrested in one night by the
vigilant policemen Of Jacksonville. All
gamblers do not look alike to police
men of Jacksonville or any other city.
They seem to take special pains to re-
form and make good citizens of our
colored brother.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
MONEY COMES IN PUNCHES

to A ~ Chisholm of Treadwell, ~
Y, now. His reason is we'll worth
reading: For a long time l suffered
from indigestion torpid liver, cons1i-
patton, nervousness, and general de-
bility," he writes. Il couldn't sleep,
had no appetite, nor ambition; grew
weaker every day in spite of all med
ical treatment Then used Electric
Bitters. Twelve bottles restored all
my old-time health and vigOr. Nov
can attend to business every day
It's a wonderful medicine" Infallible
for Stomach, Liver, Kidneys, Blool
and Nerves. soc. at Tydings & Co. M
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
Gods knowledge.

knowledge of God may be fully
yours and mine if with all our hearts
we seek it. if we will only give his
spirit fair play with cur spirit with
open heart and conscience TO receive
his guidance and teaching. - Rev.
George A. Smith. Presbyterian, Glas-
gov.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

Life is a sham and a failure unless
&c is a success in moral goodness.-Rev
L. j. Mcdonald. Roman Catholic, Uti-
ca n
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01

Shield OF the BELIEVER
The believer is TO feel that Gcd iS
not only a creator. but a shield. AT
every step and in every trial over Us
is omnipotence and around us is omni-
presence. God does not only create
ne but in q providential way there is
n holy. wise. powerful, preserving ana
governing power that inspires conf
dence and conduces to peace. y sense
If Gods nearneSS and defending pow
or will elevate the mind and strength
on the soul against life'S trials and
temptations Doubts dishonor Cod
and unnecessary worry over the pres
emf and anxiety for the future rob life
of its happiness. There is nothing IN
the future to discourage or depreSS.
for God is our shield and exceeding
rreat reward. The future may have
marvel or surprise, but his mercy Is
under life and death. and the believer
IS still able TO say. "Th)C arr WIN
me- God cannot change. He must
he faithful TO his word. de Is the
Cod of hope and life and gives the as
surance of a sublime immortality. His
name is our plea. his righteousness our
robe. his grace our support, his pres
ance our comfort and his promise the
Off of everlasting life. To doubt Gods
keeping and shielding power is TO DO
dishonor to infinite being and perfec-
tion.-Rev. DR.. John Lee Alllson' Pres-
byterian, Washington.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-10-01
THE MISSING NOTE,
~ LESTER DILLON.

Copyright, 1903. by American Pres, A..
ciation-l assn
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-12-30
NEGLECT of Criminal a Crime.

BY F. @. of
man be convicted of crime and prison and
no steps be taken effect his reform GREATER
l. CRIME AGAINST SOCIETY HAS BEEN COMMITTED
THAN THE CRIME OF THE INDIvIDU At. Any prison
that forg the moral ethics justice and eant
not Justify existence. The prison that manEoa sid
DOMINATED BY THE SPIRIT OF REVENGE; Sturdy y,aa
Gle that society in order to facilitate rt&
,
INMATES CHARACTER IS UTLiFT~- TIFF: DUTY.
or PRISON MANAGEMENT THAT MEasuE- c-EFs DIS
CHARGED, THE stAckLEs CRIME FROM
THE MIND THE INMATE, THERE HAS EEEh ADDnS TO
USEFUL MEMBER IF THE MAN DlscHhRGEDS aoEs
FORTH HATRED AND VENGEANCE IN HIS HaART
AGAINST SOCIETY, THEN BOTH ARE BE PiTlED FoH THE
STORM WILL SURELY BREAK SOME INNOCENT PFHsoN
will BE THE VICTIM. $#g s##
The solving Of the criminal problem subject that and
the spirit of charity solve prefer take my stand
reason and charity backed up by the home the schools and the
churches YOUR SCHOOLS, YOUR CHURCHES AND YOUR
PRISONS ARE A PRETTY TRUE INDEX TO YOUR CIVIL
ZATIoN BY fruit shall know them Give schools
churches charity and less baycorn and revenge and
there viii need ia reformatos and pcntentares
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-12-30
Story of Success
CONTINUED from page L.

night. One hundred and thirty-siX
acres was the largest days work for
the one engaged in seeding, and
shows how puny the efforts OF horses
and men would be in comparison.
When the seeding was finished on
the 23d day of June, two thousand
acres had been broken and sown to
flax. In the interim, between seed
ing and harvest, another thousand
acres was broken, but neither the
cost of this nor the price of machin-
erv equipment figure in the expense
account given below, for obvious reas'
ons. At most, fifteen per cent is all
that should be deducted from the
cost of the equipment to make up for
the wear.
When the fax was ready for har-
vest each engine had a complement
of five binders and the sight was we'll
worth a trip out to the farm. The
binders are equipped with flax at
tachments, but do not bind the
grain, dropping the bundles loose on
the ground instead. Because of the
dew the binders were unable to get
to work early in the morning, but at
that, each outfit harvested 100 acres
per day.
Threshing was begun as soon as
the harvesting was we'll under way,
the machine running out an average
Of 500 bushels per day. The wagon
train made one trip per day to town
with 1000 bushels, often getting here
in the middle of the night, so that
the engine could be used in the field
during the daylight-thus continuing
the three operations of harvesting,
threshing and marketing simultan-
eously, as it we're.
Mr. Smith sold his fax, as has been
stated, at an average of $3.50 per
bushel, considered at the time to be
a very high price. At present the
price frolics around $1.70, so that his
loss by selling at $3.50 is very easily
computed.
His flax yielded sixteen bushels per
acre, his return, therefore, being
$4,000 per acre, gross. This, in it,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-12-30
Gambling MenacinG
American Homes.
~ REV. JAMES d. BILLS. Methodist.

~ Rev.JA
~ HE gambling spirit back remote antiquity and is
CHARACTERISTIC OF SAVAGERY as of modern
cety Many Of the prevailing evils Of today new; other
evils may future, but selhness goes back to
the beginning gambling the first oing Of seshness
GAMBLING WHEN LEAST EVIL WEALTH PRODUCES
NOTHING, PROMOTES TENDS TO THE lMPov+
eRsHmENT OF NATIONS AND INDIVIDUALS. WORST "
,s HANDMADE TO EVERY FORM OF coPARTNER WITH
The WORST ENEMIES RACE. -@~... IA
The gambling spirit and the "get something for nothing
HELM to give the shark swinder his chance GAMBLING IS
CURsING AMERICAN HOMES IN THE SHAPE OF BRIDGE
WHIST AND KINDRED CARD GAMES It may be in tho
of the noxcaton of the game the
neglect children home Duties the evil influence upon the
whole family. .r-..<~u. .=E=%
GAMBLING A GREAT MENACE TO CHARACTER. II . u
SYNONYM DISHONESTY TWO THINGS ARE GREATLY 70 BE
pEsIRED-FiRsT, INDIVIDUAL INTEGRITY FINE SENSE or
RIGHT IN PRIVATE PUBLIC THE PART OF THE
INDIVIDUAL; SECOND THE ENFORCEMENT OF LAWS AGAINST
cAMslNo AND THE ENACTMENT FARREAc4iNa LAWS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-12-30
MUSKRAT AS A "DELlcACY."
Scheme to Protect the "varmint" For
Table Use. .'

Scheme to Protect the "varmint" For
Table Use.
If the petition that is being circu-
lated along Chester pike near Sharon
Hill, Pa, is acted upon favorably by
the legislature, to which body it will
be presented by Frank 8. Morris when
q sufficient number Of names are at
fixed, there will be "closed" season
for shooting and trapping muskrats,
which at present are not protected by
law. 81 :.
In the petition it is requested that
the open season be from Nov. l to
March Is, inclusive. - At present the
lesh of the muskrat is considered a
"delicacy," comparable to possum,
which. together with the craze for coat
Innings Of muskrat skin. it Is said, will
mean that the rodent will be externi-
mated unless some means are taken to
plotect 1t. 81 1.3r.F E.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-12-30
The Deans Retort.

One Sunday morning at Caunton
church Dean Hole noticed tipsy man
in the congregation He bore his pres
ence until it was no longer possible
and then came to a halt with the
question, "Are you At to remain In
Gods houseT'
The man got up unsteadily and was
helped to the door.
James," said Hole after the service
was over, what did you do with
him?'
The useful parishioner replied. Il
put him on a tombstone, SIR"
The indignant wears retort was,
'sCouldn't you have put him under itf
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