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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-05-18
NORWAY 5; HEBRON l.

ster to Merrill; McDaniels to Frost, Young to
Shepard to Russell. First base on errors, 8. T.
G. 4; N. &C.. Umpire, Howe. Scorer, Z. Easson.
NORWAY 8; HEBRON /.
The Norway town team, otherwise
known as the Radcliffes, opened their
base ball season at the fair grounds Sat-
urday afternoon with game with
Hebron town team. The game, although
evenly contested, was rather uninterest-
ing because of the lack of any batting to
speak of by either team and the absence
Of feature plays. The attendance was
rather small. Manager Leith has again
taken charge of the Norway team and
Harrison, the lively little short stop, has
returned to Norway. The remainder Of
the team was local boys with the ex-
ception of King, the catcher, who made
only a fair showing. Although one team
is charged with only two errors, and the
other three, all the runs we're the results
of these mis.plays. An error by Harri-
son, hit and pass ball gave Hebron
their run in the third. An error by
Sullivan with three men on bases and
two men out was responsible for Nor
ways two runs in the fourth, and Con-
tello's error, followed by stolen base
and hit, gave Norway their last run in
the seventh. Nevers spoiled what look
ed like q good opening for Hebron in the
ninth by calling Bearce out on strikes
after Sturtevant, the first man up In this
inning, had reached second. Bearce
looked dangerous so Nevers kindly as
sisted in putting him out. Both teams
showed a great lack of batting practice
and the pitchers held them easily.
GOULD ACADEMY 5; NORWAY h. 8. l.
At Bethel, Saturday, the Gould Acad-
envy team evened things up with Nor.
way High School for their defeat in the
first game of the season when Norway
won by a score of IL to /. The game
was a we'll played contest with the f1na'
score to in Gould's favor.
HEBRON Ac. "a; BRIDGToN Ac. 8.
The above was the result of the game
played at Hebron, Saturday afternoon,
and there is little doubt as to which OF
the two teams is the stronger this sea
sOn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-05-18
NORWAY GRAMMAR.
SOUTH PARIS GRAMMAR.
Score by Innings.

n. G. S...1 o Q 0 0 0 o.
8. P. G. S...0 0 0 0 0 0 0 OIL
Earned run, l.. Two.bsse-hit, Newton: Three.
base. hit, L. DAVIS. Home run, McDaniels. First
base on balls, of Moore 4; OF Penfold !. Struck
out, by Moore 10; by Penfold 4. Double plays,
Newton to L. Davis to Penfold, Newton to Boil.
ster to Merrill McDaniels to Frost, Young to
Shepard to Russell First base on errors, 8. p.
G. 4; N. G. 8. Umpire, Howe. Scorer, c. Easson.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-05-18

Al the meeting Oi ais uhooSo, my
18th, the grange voted unanimously TO
tender the use of the hall to the young
members of the grange for an evenings
social. The following committee OF ar
rangements were appointed by the
worthy master: Sisters Lila Slattery,
Beryl Churchill, Barbara Chapman,
Josephine Cole; Brothers Earl Kimball,
Urban Cairns, William King, Francis
Shaw, and Will Sturtevant. The COM
mittee are requested to meet with Mrs.
Lila Slattery Tuesday evening, May
18th. 1t is hoped that all that class
themselves with the youthful members
of the Grange will confer with some
member of the committee that they may
understand fully the arrangements re-
garding the extending of invitations, etc.
The annual meeting of the South Paris
Woman's Christian Temperance Union
was held Thursday at the Methodist
vestry. The Union has had large in
crease in membership Of late, contest
under Mrs. Lucy Edwards and Mrs. An
ME SWEET resulting in the addition OF
new members, in both the active and
honorary lists, to the number OF 81.
Mrs. Edwards side won, having 80. The
total membership is now about 40 Inc
officers elected for the coming year are:
President-Nrs. Susie Z. Chapman:
Vice Presidenes-Mrs. Annie 3. SWEET, mrs'
Emily West, Mrs. Lucy Edwards, Mrs. Eizs'
beth Morton.
Recording secretary-Mrs Nellie Farnum.
Corresponding Secretsry-Mrs. Nina hooert
son.
Treasurer-Mrs Apphis Clifford.
Superintendent Of Department.:
Public Meetings-Mrs. McWborfer.
ST. Mrs. Florence Haskell
sabbath Observance-Mrs. Luce1a Z. MOT
Morton.
Anti.narcotics-Nrs. Mary II. Crockett.
Temperance Literature-Miss sars 4
SWEET
Flower Missionaries. Rizpah whitman
Mrs. Jennie Walker.
Press-Mrs. Ivy Morton.
Purisy-Ars. Hemingway.
Mothers Deparsment-Ars. Eva OrdWsy
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
EARNED ms BOARD.


Oh rNsmss l,essWs gsp,,,,ws, q .
Nees, NvWWsr.
ssDurins The early mart of my bu,,.
rees carrer," sa,d air Thomas I.iptou
IN the London etr,nd Magazine. 81 be.
came imbucd with the itIea that n vas
poesib,s 70 prcsprr Quickly In America.
and At the aRs OF sixteen I left home
and started for the United States. I
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

In sacred writ Il Vas deemed worthy
Of recori that Solomon imported borses
from Egypt, while The description Of
ths war steed 10 Job y accounted one
Of the auest parts Of that piecs Of iit.
ssaturs. 10 Greek myth and English
satirs the qualities ascribed TO Centaur
and the Houy hnhnms testify suflicient.
u to the high regard 10 which the
horse has ever been held. The maine
Of Bucephaius 10 inssparably coupled
with that Of Alexander. Al least one
Roman emperor bad divine honors paid
to bis charger. Who eau picture don
ouisots sieepins 90 bis armoe with.
out seeing the princely Ilosinapts teth.
ssed under the dewy nishti And the
stirring Incidents Of John 0ilpln's ride
conciusisely proved that the racing
blood Of far removed equine ancestors
was not entirely wanting In the Dc.
gensfats descendant.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

The poet Walt whitman was. % h
well known. dependent during most OF
his life upon the kindness Of his friends
and admlrefs for support. A few years
before bis death one OF these friends
called upon him In bis little house 10
Camden.
"well. Wait" hs said. how goes Il
this wintess Any subscriptoo Dssded
Tor Christmasy'
mo" said whitman: no. I'm at
wort now. I'm u the employ OF
0eoegs ChildA He pays ne $50 .
month"
"Yos at wort! Nay ] ask what b
your oecupatioor
why. ] ride In The street cara !
fall Into talk with the drivers and coa.
duetoes and and out which Of them
have no ovescoats and guess at thslr
siss and modify ChIlds. and then BE-
seoAs TIE overcoatsL It's not hard
woek." said the poet thoushtfuiiy.
-Asd thss. yoa know. II bsip Chlids
along"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
MlsCHLLANEOuS,
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE

In the County Court OF the State OF
Oregon. for the County OF Klamath
In the matter Of the estate and guar.
dianship Of Charles Hughes and
Mary =. Hughes. minors.
Notice Is hereby given that the un-
dersigned. guardian Of the persons
and estates Of Charles Hughes and
Mary y. Hughes. will sell at private
sale an undivided one.sixth interest
each Of said minors In and to:
Lots 6. 6. Z and s Of section twenty
t2O: sh Of swk and lots 9, s, md
8 Of section twenty-one (2D; nv of
Nwh and lot 4 Of section twenty.
eight (2s); EN- Of Eh and Nwn
Of NEh OF section twenty.nine (2s)
all In township thirty-nine (3s) south
Of range eleven and a half ulh)
r. w. NJ all IN klamath county, Ore
gon. containing CTS acres. more or
less:
On or after the sth day Of December.
1903. for cash. pursuant to order Of
said court made and entered In tho
above proceeding ON the 9Th dsv n,
November. 1909.
Dated at klamath Falls. Oregon.
November tth. 1903.
vRANcrs HUGHES,
Guardians Of the persons and Or.
tatss OF Charles Hughes and Mary =.
Hughes. minors.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
FIRST SHAPE OF eeLs.

Strait ss MsssiNs Revealed Mystery ss
the oWaks,iks Fish.
In the strait Of Alcxsina are channels
Of immense depth. through which q
wild tide surges. and owing probably
to Irregularities at the bottom there
are whirilng eddlcs which have the
eject Of bringing up from the depths
below many marine creatures which
are rarely seeu except In tho deep sea
tfa wlA.
y Il was here that the larvai form Of
Q fresh water eel was nrst discovered.
an incident which threw . blaze Of
light on the life history OF very mys.
terious 6sh.
All kinds Of theories bad been given
forth with regard to the propagation
Of the eel. Some uaturalists declared
they bred In fresh water. Others that
they visited the estuarits for sps wnius
purposes. but thanks to the discovery
o6 Messina and later captures Of the
eel 10 its iarvai form II u practically
certain that after mature eels drop
down our rivers IN autumn they bio
them to exceedingly deep water 10 the
go and there deposit their eggs.
From the egg comes . little ribbon
shaped creature. the larvai form. in
due course this changes Into IN eel Of
stili smaller size. strange to say. and
these small eels OF eiverx afterward
ascend our rivers and there remain
until they reach maturity. when they
10 their turn descend to the sea aud
history b repeated. London Telegraph.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior. U. a
Land Once at Iakeview. Oregon
October Q. 1909.
NOTICE 10 hereby xivon TIM,
James d. Humphrey. whose pos,of,ce
address Is klamath Falls, Oregon.
did' on the asa day Of April. 1908.
ME In this ONCE sworn statemeu. ana
application. No. 0is27. to purchase
the sh OF NEh. W. Of sEn sec.
''on 20. Township 81 South. Range Q
EAST Willamette meridian. and the
timber thereon. under the provision.
OF the act Of June 8. 1878. and acts
a"enda'ory. known as tho Timber
ana Stone Law" at such yaluo ~.
might be nzed BY appraiaemen.. and
nat pursuant to such application. IN.
'and and timber thereon have boen
appraised June ~. 1909. tho timts,
estimated at $4,000 board foe, =,
so'7s per N. and the land s,so. an.
nat SAID applicant must otter ana,
PROOF 10 support Of his application
ana sworn statement on the Oh A,
Of December. 1903. bssor. \. Y, R,.h.
.'a.on' United States commis.lousr,
u klamath Falls. Oregon.
"a Any person Is At liberty to pro,..,
'''' purchase before satry. Or iuitist.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
PURE, CLEAN MILK

After tho 18th Of tho present
month I will be prepared to furnish
pure milk to tho people Of klamath
Falls, My cows arc young. healthy
and we'll fed. and tho milk Is handled
In a clcanly and sanitary manner, Our
aim shall be to give satisfaction
Telephone sss,
JAS. W. STRAW.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
LONG LIVED OLIVE TREES.
esvss Inst Nave ossN Productive ese
Many csNtveies.

oesvss That havs Been Prsdv vesivs Fse
Many Centuries.
The ioogsvity Of olive tress b extraor.
dinary. In Syria have been found some
remarkab,y ancient olive trees whose
aoes are established beyond question.
A trust doed exists which relates to an
orchard covering 400 trees near TripolL
Syria. the trust deed having been b.
sued In the year l&lO.
Though the trees look aged. they still
bear fruit Of nne quality In abundance
and are likely to maintain their pro-
ductiveness for many hundreds Of
yea1. An olive grove near Beirut
= admitted to b the third largest
olive farm In the world. Syrian fruit
fafmsrs arc extending olive culture
with much zeal and effect.
Under European systems Of culture
he 0yrians make the olive Tree bear
each season. while in the Old days one
crop n three jean was thought to b
an that the trees could produce. The
low cropping capacity Of the trees was
due 10 The native method Of thrashlns
ths ffuits from the branches with
sticks. which seriousiy injured them.
Ths methods Of grinding the olive
for ou and picking the fruit are pscul.
iAf. Neither the grinders nor pIckers
rscsivs wsses. bot are paid on per.
csntasa The pickers receive 8 per
cent Of The actual fruit picked. and the
sfindefs get 10 per cent Of the fruit
ground.-Dundes Advertiser.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

Another "meaDest man" has been
fouod. He lives In the city and con.
ducts . thriving business. TIE othss
Day seedy individual approached hIm
and said; "Say. mister. I'm hungry and
would like to get nickel to 90 cup
of co6es aud roll. ] have four pen.
niles and only need one more. Please
give me . penny"
The mas after searching himself
said: u taveo't got . penny. All !
have 10 Q nickel Give mo your four
cents 10 chanss. and viii give you
the Nickel"
The begear requests that bis name
b not mentioned in connection with
the item.-Cincinuau Enquirer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

TeoepheNe oeseieUlaeleW.
"lt was the constant gssturing Of
that fellow at The other end of the
wire that made it % hard to catch
what - said." growled Q man who
haa beea wrestling with th< teDephcoe
b Q downtown encs.
"How in the world could you tsil b
was mailing eesturesr' asked the In
cssduDoos llseeoee.
ny The jeeky way ths wosds cana
over The wirs., Many people sse -
excited when tslsphoning that they
gssticulats - ffantically - u they
were talking with Q nan face to facs.
Thar bouncing around and saving the
alr break The vo,ce. and the ssntsncss
cone over the wire In ftagments. !
have TALKED With % many people 'Vho.
] learned later. were dancing a.Jig q
IL othss end of the wire that I a.
ways caa tell when that eesticulating
= going oa"-Nsw Yost 0lobs.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
KLAMATH FALLS FRIDAY. NOVEMBER r. 1904


lev 1easy.
How ~ street urchin spots an ''easy
0ark~ an1 10 tAs coin was shown
rscsntly as Third and Chestnut streets.
Al excsllsQtly dtsssed youns man
with Z setter dog which he held by .
strap was senn1lne On Tie coensr.
O0e cf the newsboys stood oeotde
~ aog and when N master was not
1oeking rsachsd down ard gave its tail
. sharp pull. with . yelp of pain The
DC turned quickly and jumped for ID
tseueatse. bat 11sssd him by several
tnchea
IT, fact hat The dog did not bite
hin was - obstacle 10 the boy. Who
gTahoe1 ~ lelt arm with his right
hanA ana began 10 scream furiously.
N BIT ~; Il bit ~. Take me to Q
hosp1tal"
II ew1se q ~ dog became alarm.
- ana ran b The bog. ~Heee. soo."
- sald. ''saks this nve dollar bul and
kssp qulsG lt1l b all risht." and be
hurried away.
~EAsy moaey." aid the newsboy -
- jeissd his companions. -Philadel.
pAia Thea
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
PIONEER SOCIETY MEETING

At the courthouse Monday evening"
November Sth. at 1880 o'clock, the
Pioneer Society Of klamath Basin
will have a business meeting and pro
gram. followed by a banquet In Red
Mems hall. All members OF this 40
ciety and all eligible to become men,
bers are invited.
Don't forget the date.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
osMeseevs lasoets.

The trolley car stopped In The MD.
de Of streIeh Of country road. Both
motoeman and conductor tried In vain
to 6Dd out what The troubie waa ~
last they gxve Il up. and The cooductos
started down the track 70 The psarsst
telephone.
what DO you suppose = the trou.
b'eT" Inquired Q passeasss Of his eat
mate.
"why. ! don't know much about
s,sctricity." sah the othss. "bst !
should ~ II was the ohmsL Yoa ~.
hey GET Into the wires every little
whils and make aa awful fuas thsrs.
Technically. beiisve. it b called ~
sistaoce. but al u amounts 70 y stop
pags-liks eels 10 water pipe. you
know. ] never saW 90 ohm myself.
Thsy'rs miscroscopie. you kpow."-
Youths Companion.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
RAAlsBY's EXPRESS

II you want your stun moved ana
moved quick. get Ramsbys Express
to do Il. once at Sixth and klamath
Phone i:3.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

etipplsr-Did. .Miss Kittis adwirs your
your paindnssf Dobbss-l doo't know.
6upplsr-whst dh shs say about
thewf Dobbes-That che could sssi
that put great deal Of myself Into
~ WORT. otppler- Well. that's praise.
Dobbes-ls NJ The picture ] showed
hse vas 'Calvss 10 ths Asadew."-
New yosk Journal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12
The Joy Inst KILLED.

4 senator was peaisins The hamoe
os Q certain co0Gsssman.
"His humo1. however" hs cooclud.
"a. ~ sathse grim. ! told him -ths
othse day about Q mutual aeQuaiot-
anes Who ha1 AZ. . man b bad nv.
- hked.
>"'Ap6 his wife b dad. too ! saA.
He himself died On Aonday: his Wtfs
disd two days lstse. Ths papsss dids't
~ whAt killed hss.'
"1he was tickied - oeath. ] guess,'
saN ~ cousressman gsimly."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

Littls Charles Vas ssat 70 Nio R.'s
- Feeuru Q basket Hs was reeslved
say cordially and Invited 10 eoos
'>some dir and slay TO einsse." Thank
yoa." nd. chasjes veg selemaly. n
vtl. III stay teday.s-Delinsatee.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

uh0 AWAKENING.
Two weeks aftse he had faced the
pafSoo with the only giri In the world
- chancsd upon Jones. one Of his old
bachelor ftieuds.
"well. old man." rsmarksd the lat.
tsf. gFinnins. Il can't ~ you hook the
part Of happy benedict. what's the
roables Have you suffered . disap-
polutmsatr
Il hare" answered ths other gfimly.
NY wife can't slnSr'
Cant sinsY echoed Jones chserily.
But b that case ! should have said
you Wsss b b coauat1latsd"
That's not The trouble." rsspoodsd
~ Youug husband. 'sThe troubee =
she thlnks - canF
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

"How % 700 know thoss psopls ass
s1acesV Dovess a. musjer
s6y the fact rsplieo Min Cayenne.
that they compelled their yoangssa
boy 70 stop trying 70 leasu 10 play ~
poanAs-Washlngtoa otar.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

SOODss00 SSvOvs
Opis Reed. The novelist. once told Of
~ expefiesces - Q journalist In Ken.
tucky many years ag0
'Thees was q eood deal of news." b
eaid. ''sach - sh0otinss and knt0ues,
but thls ueWs wus not regarded - I'm
peesnnt and llttle atteation was paid
b h. SU0embsr once. when Q local
Ssua beoks cot afrssA. when member
q IL opposing stdes net at the coun.
~ eat. Theee were hos wosvla Q
Nov was stsuck, and weapons wses
drawu. VIA The sheriff intesfersd.
He 1eo1ly anasuncsd that be woshi
~ te.eeate any vtosence. ordered The
pastiss - separate. and when his Or
aess wess not obeyed - besan shoot-
ing. I Ieepst whether he killed eight
~ uine. but ! kn0w that In 0escrio1ng
IL Incident n ny paper commend
- tAs shesi9 for his prompt action
and bgavssy and added the paragraph.
Thsee = - douht bst fog The prompt
actioa q ths shesi6 there would hsve
besa bloodshsd.'"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

Most Of The meu who think ths
voeid b against them are % iusigni0-
east that ths world has never noe3csd
them.-Chlcaeo Record. .Hesah.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-12

Happiness b not perfected until it 4
sharUd--Jane Porter.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-13
Details and Conditions of Awards


o ,otesa 9
winners
eli OF
will
subscription
may he
nifty
ordinary sheet OF
of mn
win
sh
which
Arst prize
disc % n each
who rr
eachw OF prize a a
equally dyfded letween thoseti
No dollar
prohibited 49,,
"iS'
halctng Will
ofN
No
fam may
An ods Ihs $
eryo a
published The Detroit
March2a
The Detroit times., 1909-03-13
SAWYER ARGUES
FOR MAXEY BILL

Secretary sawyer. Of the Detroit
Board of Commerce. and Municipal
Secretary Flowers were in Lansing.
Thursday. 10 urge the passage OF the
MaXey bill providing for The temper
AIRY withdrawal from sale or the state
tax lands Carl +. Schmidt a member
OF the board and who also was a mem
beer of the committee on inquiry which
investigated the subject OF state lands
spoke on behalf OF the bill before the
Joint senate committee on forestry and
state lands and special committee
on forestry The bill has already pass
en- the house and Secretary Sawyer
saws the senate committee seemed
tavorahly impressed.
The purpose OF the bill. IL was eX.
planned is To withdraw che lands from
sale until such time as legislation can
be passed providing for their utiliza-
ton and protection against fire. Fis.
lres were quoted showing that about
. .000 600 acres We're burned over III
me last big forest fires The David
Ward estate alone, IL was brought out,
lost 81 900 600
The Detroit times., 1909-03-13

Next Monday evening at o'clock the
third period In The Detroit Times Great
Prize Voting Contest Viii ci,.e. ard
with a the speclal vote ofrcr which
has been ran as 4 feature ot the third
period After the clos, OF the third
perioi sn infinitely smaller number OF
votes VIII he given with subscriptions
ttan are given In the time OF the sp,
cial orer For the third period an M
crease Ot 80 p-r cent in the Votlng
schedule has been In effect. aud at the
close of the period, this increase VIII
go out of effect, and the schedule VIII
br silll farther subjected To the natural
reduction Of about 20 per cent made
from onr IerIod 10 the next The re
ducton In the voting schedule viii
amount 10 nearly 20 per cent.
Now Is tie time Tor the contestants
io reap their subscription harvest. one
hours work accomplished while TIM
special schedule - ia effect VIII be
worth TWO accomplished after the Spt-
oiai oner has been brought To close.
Wlth strenuous work ia tile time II
thv special orer. IL is almost possible
for - contestant 10 insure victory al
the finish. 10 faI 10 profit to the ut
NEST by the nigh voting sc..eduie ia
effect during tie time OF the special
offer would Do TO invite an unSGccess-
fui elimination or u contestants cam
pdigu at the nnish The question OF
tie NIttor3 rests ia the hands Of the
contestants, ami upon the work dor
hH them during the two DAYS remain
iug OF the special vote OFFER - We'll as
during tire final period OF the contest
Will depend their success at the finisi.
While p considerable vote was east
Yesterday. no changes OF especial noe
were Effected ln the standings Mrs
Iicnrt +. Watt. iu district >. continue :
the leader IN the race for the firs;
grand prize. the touring autnmObtl..
with which is also awarded one OF the
European tours. Next i'm the race fGi
the grand prizes are Miss Alarcslla Mi
ler. Ga district .. and Mrs. Albert Tow
-. I'm district 10. With the second aua
third grand prizes the St51 Merrill pi-
auo. and the s525 Kimball European
tours VIII also be- awarded
Contestants not ~ the higher post
tious need not feel discouraged. Enough
time Vet remains to bridge the gap be
tween them and the leaders. and win
even the most valuable OF the prizes.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-13
TEMPLE THEATER.
some Of the Matters the Temple Man
seer IL Called uDon to Adjust.

Il There Is no business In the woflo
more wearing and exhausting thah
that 0f manager OF frst-class Naudt-
willie theater like the popular Temple
) OF this city. His troubles start Mon
day morning at rehearsal and laat
until the last act has finished It's en-
gagement Monday morning his hfst
concern Is the calling Of the roll 10
Nee n all acts are on hand for re-
hearsal. often he learns that me
train from Chicago or elsewhere GA
which he expects an act is three hours
,ate. When the act finally reaches
The fheater II Is too late for rehearsal
and Ak il Is also minus IFS baggage.
the manager finds 90 necessary 90 go
before the curtain and tell the auii.
ence OF the disappointment. At'r
the rehearsal Is over the star OF the
show will approach the manager and
say: Il don't like chat position you
have given me on the bill, old man,
there Is singing act just ahead "i
me aud you know | do some Singing
in my act Now can't you ARRANGE
The bill this way And then ne Viii
attempt TO show the manager JUST
how 20 lay out IN" show, forgetting
entirely that the manager is spe-
cialist in that particular lire and had
spent several hours in arranging the
program This matter Is no sooner
disposed OF than the manager of
singing act will approach With the it,
formation that the soprano OF the act
cannot sing at the Monday matinee
performance. having caught cold on
the train. The vaudeville manager az
once telephones throat specialist 70
call at the hotel, see the singer anc
by all means have her at the matinee
performance. The singer appears al.
right in the afternoon. Then there
are acts on the bill that have the same
song. and both insist on singing il.
Sometimes they are satisfied TO choose
lots. for the privilege. but the loser
always objects and claims that his
act is ruined without that particular
song.