Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-05-26

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Jokes should be punctuated win
laughter from the listener.
Finding fault is one OF the last dis
coveries a man should want to make.
Nor does personal liberty mean the
right to start free fight on short notice.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the Ia.
nous little liver pills. small. gentle and
sure. Sold by all druggists.
Let yonr light shine. The lightning
bug isn't ashamed Of his even it it is
on behind.
If you are not able to paddle your
own canoe you should at least sit still
and not rock the boat
Usher: Are you one OF the mcIrn-
ers, sir?" Late Conner: Nope! Bro
ther-in.law Of the corpse.
MAY heaven have mercy on the
man who is so cold and clammy that
he never has an impulse.
Cures baby's Group, WiIlie's daily
cutsand bruises. mammals sore throat;
orandma's lameness Thomas
Electric Bitters-the great household
remedy.
A good many people have wasted a
lot of time seeking promotions that
carried nothing but the empty name'
The fact Of the matter is that mil
linery opening is net properly named
1t is in reality pocketbook opening
Now. b e honest with YOURSELF
Doesn't It sometimes seem a mystery
to YOU why your wife married you.
A law liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and consultation week.-mrs. me me
whole system. Doan's Requlets lIo
cents per box) correct the liver tonic
the stomach, cure constipation.
A good many people tell the I'M
pleasant truth to friend apparently
for the sole purpose Of satisfying their
curiosity.
Some people are never generous in
anything but the distribution Of lam
guage that they sooner or later want
to take back.
The more the country witnesses the
scramble over the tariff bill the more
evidence there is that the tariff is a
local issue.
II you expect to get the original
Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve you
must be sure it is DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is good for cuts,
burns and bruises. ard is especially
good for piles. Refuse substitute. Sold
by all druggists.
The arguing habit is time-killer,
space-consumer, destroyer OF do
nestle felicity and an all-round distur-
Der Of the public tranquility.
An observant paragrapher says
beauty that is only skin deep is a
skin game. People who will bite at
can swallow the point, no doubt.
She: IAN ancestor of mine slew
500 peopIe in battle. all with his big
right arm" He: Pooh, that's moth
ing. NV grandfather was famous
surgeon.
Everybody is likely to have kidney
and bladder trouble. In fact nearlv
everybody has some trouble OF this
kind. That is the reason why you SO
often have pains in the back and groin,
scaldinq sensation, urinary disorders,
etc.-That's your kidneys. The best
thing to do is to get some OF DeWHts
Kidney and Bladder Pills right away
Take them for few days or week |
or so and you will feel all right. In
this way, too, you will guard off dan
rerous and possibly serious ailments.
They are perfectly harmless, and are
not only anticeptic. but aliay pain
quickly by their healing properties,
Send your name to E. c. Dewitt &
Co., Chicago, for a free trial box.
They are sold here by all druggists.
Senator Borah says that without
Roosevelt the Republican party would
have gone out Of business" With
another term Of Roosevelt the country
would have gone out Of business.
One kind Of fool girl is tine one
who can make comfortable living,
support herself, wear good clothes and
help her mother besides, and then
goes of and marries some chump who
can't keep his own bills paid up, let
alone support a family.