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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

" is foolish person Shat travels
so fast that they cant stop when they
see rock N the road
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

slfapge ihSt the scod fellow f. the
cns who has lho greatest aumssr Of
bad habits
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09
nzOlyArioNs % 4 ssiNsfla.

4 bluf 10 whata sirl puts w When
she pretends 70 be surprised ss being
kissed.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09
Help wANrEo--FemALE

WANTED 9oung woman 10 S3avel
Must se preposepsing good eppeaFlue
not over 26 years nta, clesseF. uo
eanTassing Simpl directing the ~
Niallliloa Of vilusble oli paintings ID
big stores. hls cities salfry ana ex
fenses ari permanent position ioi
right party, Call Ia person on y Fon
lalne. lone Hotel.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

Model Roller Milla
phona k1

Mixed bran, per 100 lbs .. .2fzg
white shorts. per 100 lba a......s1as as
Willie corn, per bushel ...,..... 0sf
Kaffif corn. per hushel ...s..s Ms
Cats per buahel. ......... ahf
corn chop per 100 lbs ......+ stes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

fandlady--l don't know what al
to 90 with Poorpay. tle spems 70 b.
an elephant on my hands.
ldiot-That being the cese. yol
might hold his trunk
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09
AoeNTs WANTED.

TO sell "rhoy Play Nhlle They Learn
IT," $3.50 per day is an easy mark
for en- Industrious Ndy TO earn each
day. can on or addrebs
c. #, BERRY.
cottare Hotel Gnthrie. Okla
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09
Losr ANp fo0ND..

Lost or spaAYED IAN hirdaic
dog, 10 months old large dog LOOKS
Ike maslih With long shaggy hair;
color gray.hrown; 81 reward offered
tor return 10 iohn AOefnnthy UHlcd
slnins marahnr nIIlen n nnlhrln.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

e. Smith & sseaseer.
Waef pnunH
S.. Louis. q Reno 6 Weatorn.
WnNl nnnnh

= W. T1V"EHTI
10. is. Lv ..........s. q.os y. n.
no. is I4y tex aundgyl 500 &. II
nsst Bound
No. t6. Ar. ........... g:4a d. m
No. 20 Ar tex Sunday.l 500 p. u
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

Denver EnId . aule
.lo Bldg Toledo Ohlc
Eantarn oklahoma.
East Bound.

f5. 900 AZ .......,...fO.16a "a.
No. fi8 Ly, teg, Sunday $3.50 q. ID.
West Bound.
~. AAv Nv a.ttsss.stst..A 500 y. ~.
no. slI kFg tex. sunday e.10p. "a.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09
SENATE BILL NUMBER IoI

by WyNNE ALLEN
RELATING TO THE TAX PAID BY FIRE INSURANCE
COMPANIES UPON PREMIUMS RECEIVED BY
THEM IN THIS STATE; AND PROVIDING FOR
THE APPROPRIATION AND EXPENDITURE
THEREOF.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

FOR SALE School dis'rlc. weren't
books ct Leader olllca
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-09

Uf !. " WILLIAMS
HORlzE BOARDS OF EDUCATION IN CITIES OF THE
4 CLASS OR THE PROPER OFFICERS or ANY SCHOOL
RlcT TO BORROW MONEY FOR cUARENT ExpENsES,'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28

form o. attAck. is 20 demand that a.
land not nos bearing trees shal,
Do thrown out Of IN. national FOR.
es.s
S.ll anotAcr attack nearly sue
cessfui two years ago. vas an a..
temp, 20 prevent the forest service
from telling The people. through the
press. what i f. accomplishing for
them. and now much this nation
needs the forest
Sine" the forest service called
public attention 20 the rapid absorp.
tion e the water power sites and
the threatening growth OF great
water power monopoly, he attacks
upon s.. have Increased with marked
rap dity. ! anticipate that they will
continue 70 do SO still greater op-
position is promised in the near fu-
tu-e There is but one protection
au awakened public opinion. That IS
Rhy ! give you the facts"
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pi,'"'tl'n. IA.1saHos oi iami.ies' a.
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.'ao lives - 'fIiaI'z.nf oFer.'o'. .H
return ''' ,'' '@' ''' '''''
The people q % ro1ni1 have
OFT 'a.'.y moro man iney can ever
''Eaia .' si''s 81 pubic properly
forever ana attn ~ eaArs"' 10 ne"
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
Sample ne!ps
Frail Women

SO many women are dragging on,
weary lives just because their diges.
tive organs are weak. The result ,s
poor circulation, nervousness and the
verge OF invalidism. 1t is often very
unnecessary and the womans own
fault.
The first thing 20 do is 70 look 10 -.
welfare Of your bowels. There the trog.
pc usually lies. All physicians kno.,
habitually constipated, and from This
sults indigestion. piles. weariness etc
,hat women constantly complain or
Bnt mere Is no use taking female ron.
have started your bowels 10 movipr
You will find that when the bowels MOI.
regularly once or twice a day ali yovy
mid mid ,aEa,iya m Mn' ,nsai ,n,saappsat; n Take good
s!tup Pepsin for awhile and you vii
s,r9nseS 9 yoprse yir rssPIdy sdwy getting better ard
then your headaches and dizzincs: s S3d S.'i
disappear. Don't take strong ca,har,ir
pills or salts. but just such a mild and
bieasant tasting remedy as Dr. Caldwel.
You can obtain bottle OF your d-,s.
eist for fifty cents OF one dollar ana
either size may be enough TO. perrna-
keep It regularly In the house and vU
no longer be without II. as It cured tba-n
and can be used with safety by ev.-rv
member OF the family. down TO The
youngest child, but II you have reyer
used II take the advice OF Mrs Earl 9
Coz. f0a Twenty-fifth street Moline M
and Mrs. Ellen DUNCAN. Muncie md. and
send TO DR. Caldwell for n free trial bot.
We. as they did. and learn for Yourself
what ~ VIII do In your own case That
II VIII cure YOU. as IL dil them there Is
no doubt
DR.. Caldwell personally will be ploas.i
10 give YOU any medical adyira van tv..,
desire for yourself or family pertaining o.
the stomach liver or bowels absolutely
free OF charge Explain your case in A
letter and he VIII reply TO you In detail
For the free sample simply send vo,,r
name ana address on postal card or
otherwise. For either request the doctor,
address Is DR.. w. B Caldwell X Sill CaId-
well building. Monticello. Ill
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
HEAlDTOS.

iiealdtOn. Okla. Dec. - While
bad weather underfoo'. Christmas
day vas fine and pleasant and was
very quietly spen, in our town. All
enjoyed themselves, although We
missed our mail
Miss Chile Orme is in Arimorc.
g. " Bake and family spent the
day in Leon with relatives.
Mr. Heald and family enjoyed
Christmas a. The home Of W Il. n.
gram
Our teachers will spend the time
in Groesbeck. Texas. with relatives.
The snow and rain was OF great
benefit. the spil is wet and in fine
shape. which will insure a gosd plant.
ing season Some plows will turn
mis- week.
\ good many OF the \. + and 4 VI.
We're in town Christmas day, attend
ing meeting
Health keeps good, with the excep.
tiOn of some bad Gods.
W. X Ingram and family We're Wis.
iting here yesterday.
yin Rachels is back from West
Texas. 40 place like Oklahoma-so
he thinks.
\ Happy ana Prosperous New
Years 20 the Ardmoreite and force,
and its many readers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28

Ed Choate. unlawful possession OF
liquor
J. n. Walker. j J. Manguer and
+ -. Luke. setting woods on fire.
Geo. Evans and Lester Cloudus,
selling liquor
Geo. Taylor, appealed from justice
peace court.
Cecil Frensley, conveying liquor.
ID. = Svindall and Victoria Cald.
wei, unlawful possession Of liquor.
Charley Kelley, selling liquor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
SETTING Of DOCKET
FOR COUNTY COURT
lSOEMEANoR DOCKET FOR
CARTER COUNTY COURT.
WHICH BEGINS JAN 30
/. r. N sson, Judge.

Attorneys and litigants will please
take due and timely notice, that all
d"murrers, motions and pleadngs,
upon both ci. and criminal bust.
ness must be- settled during the week
at January 3rd TO sth. 1910, inclusive.
All pleadings MT thus settled will
De- considered overruled, as the court
Will rot take the time TO settle
pleadings after a jury has beon en-.
panelled.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
4 GUARANTEED CURE FOR p,MpLes

Zemo, clean liquid for external use,
draws the germs and their toxins TO the
surface OF the skin and destroys them.
leaving the. skin clear and healthy
Two to six bottles will cure any case
Of -pimples and blackheads.
For sale everywhere. Write for SAM
pie, T.. W. Rose Medicine Co. st Louis.
For sale by w. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28

Charie Brown, escaping jail
Buck Williams. unlawful posses.
sion of liquor.
Henry Dyer, conveying liquor.
r. J. Jackson and p. W. Skaggs,
unlawful possession.
Charlie Peters. conveying liquor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Qulnine
Tablets. Druggists refund money II
T. fails to cure. +. W. GROVES sig.
nature is on eacn box. CSC.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
January 18th, 1910.

B.b Rogers, unlawful possess 'on.
SEQ. Daufitt conveying liquor
Homer Tong. appealed.
Mex Ratcliff, appealed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
January 1ith. 1910.

J. r. Cayins, conveying liquor.
Bob Braziel unlawfu, possession.
Hubert Johnson. conveying liquor.
l.. II. Keith, conveying liquor
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
Removal Notice.

Halls Texas Wonder will remo,,
Kidney, Bladder and Rheuma,ism
trouble. sl.00 bottle contains Gu
days treatment and seldom one bottl.
fails 20 cure. Sold by all druggists
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28

In spite of the fact that money
Supposed - be filthy lucre many
man has cleaned up forum.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28

When you have to bear Il perhaps
the hardest part Is TO grin
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
January 18th, 1910,

+. X. Spigner ct al. conveying
liquor.
Geo. Vinson selling liquor.
Allen Adams. failure to provide
for children.
Bob Braziel and Bill Morgan. sell.
ing liquor.
jesse James CHicksD, furnishing
liquor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
January 11th. 1910.

January nth, 1910.
Kelly Baker, Keeping place where
liquor is sold.
Tom Ford. unlawful possession Of
liqu.r.
John Nelson and John Bonner,
unlawful possession OF liquor
John Nelson. selling liquor
John Nelson, unlawful possession
OF liquCr
Buck Williams. unlawful posses.
sion OF liquor.
Lee Simmons, unlawful possession
or liquor.
Steve Talkington. unlawful posses
sion of liquor.
Earnest Key and steve Talkington,
unlawful possession OF liquor.
Steve Talkington, unlawful pos.
session II liquor.
January 18th, 1910
James Lunsford, escaping jail.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
January 17th. 1910.

January nth, 1910.
l.. \ Byram, unlawful possession
John Merritt. unlawful possession
&. W. Busy, conveying liquor.
Henry Norton, conveying liquor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
January 10, 1910,

Eastman WOr.ey, carrying weapon.
W. A. buchanan, selling liquor.
". y buchanan, selling liquor.
Thomas Turguson, appealed from
Justice peace court
Sam Foreman, appealed from jus
tice peace court
Thomas Turguson. appealed from
jus ticc peace court
John p.cIao et a., malicious mis-.
chief.
Joe Robson, appealed from Justice
peace court.
Paul Jones. appealed from justice
peace court.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-28
Disease Germs

OlSS6SS SSI"S
Canno, harm healthy human
booles. We cannot have healthy
bodies unless Wo have pure blood,
the hind OF blood that Nooo'e
osrsapari'la nskes.
ThDs great medicine ha- an IN.
equsIie1. .uuappfoached record fDr pun
fving and euricLIug the blood.
IL cures -otDiula, eczema, cruptious,
catarrh, fhcBmati-m, arcfnis, nrfyOus-
ness, hat tired feeling, dyspepsia, lo-s
~ sppeute, general debility, and builds
up ne Vtoie -ysi"in.
Zee. IL rIay 10 its usual li4g.f fofn of "a
ts.so.sts. tsl. - tara - 81 -Arsatals
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16

IN one or his sweetest poems, James
Russell Lowell describes his pitiable
loneliness when a darling child was
taken from him. One of the verses in
which he voices his dissatisfaction with
the ordinary explanation Of trouble is
this:
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
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PAPER FROM BAMBOO,

Japan. as well as America, is stirred
up over the scarcity of raw material
for the production Of paper, and is
moving to reinforce herself by the use
of bamboo.
The work Of the United States gov
eminent toward determining the
amount of paper materials used and
the source of future supply is being
followed by the japanese, according
to an advice from United States Con-
sui John II. Snodgrass at Kobe. The
imminence of the danger is apparent
from the fact that the japanese au-
thorities have requested the paper
mills department Of the Mitsu Bishi
Kaisha to take over some $500 acres
of the bamboo forests Of Formosa.
1t is known that the bamboo tree
has been the raw material from which
the. japanese have (recently made the
larger portion of their paper prod
ucts; so it is thought that, by intro
ducing the improved methods Of for
est cultivation and harvesting, this
tract of woods will furnish yearly TO-
100000 bamboos, adapted for CONVEX
sion into paper pulp.
No matter whether the paper com
pany will establish it's mills In For
mosa or ship the bamboo to Japan
in a partly finished state, the devel-
opment of this new source of raw
material will be Of high Importance
and may overcome the necessity Of
the Island empire looking TO foreign
countries for the future supply of
paper pulp.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
Nobody Knows Why.

Mr.. Banks, having publicly declared
that his committee appointments
would be Influenced in no wise by the
votes of members in the senatorial
caucus, it is plain that his refusal to
reappoint Mr.. Hayes to the judiciary
committee was founded on some rea-
son other than Mr.. Hayes public sup
port of Congressman Hill. Neither can
it be attributed to Mr.. Hayes lack of
experience, since he served on the
committee during the last session; nor
to incapacity since he proved himself
a very valuable member. Any idea that
Mr.. Banks desired to retain Mr.. Hay~.,
services but that Mr.. Hayes refused is
dissipated because of Mr.. Hayes semi
public announcement of his desires.
Nobody knows why Mr.. Hayes wasn't
appointed except Mr.. Banks, and Mr..
Banks won't tell. The one certain
thing is that Mr.. Hayes vote for Mr.,
Hill had nothing to do with it. In
spite Of the disappointment Mr.. Hayes
activity and ambition are so persistent
that he may be expected to figure
prominently in the forthcoming delib-
Standardization American.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
CIRCULATION
LONGEVITY.

With the many Bible examples of
patriarchs over 100 years Of age it
IS singular that the Christian world
upon the declaration of one man
should have accepted the dictum that
threescore years and ten is the length
of days for man and stick to It when
it has for ages been proven to the
contrary.
Metchlnkorf after a life Of study,
declares that there is no such thing
among men as a natural death, that
men die from disease and accidents,
and ne believes man capable by obedi-
ence to the laws of his being of maxi
ing the average lie Of man 100 years.
A correspondent calls attention to
the fact that one Of the most re-
msrkable gatherings Of modern times
was held in New York's East Side
district the past week, the event be-
ing the celebration Of a sixtieth we'd
ding anniversary on the part aof a
wife aged eighty-fre and a husband
aged ninety Abound the table were
gathered one hundred and eighty-sev-
en- guests, whose total ages amounted
to 1880 years, or more than seven
times the length Of the Christian era.
Compared to the ages of a large num-
Der Of the guests those of the hus-
band and wife seemed insignificant.
The average number Of years to the
credit of each person present was
eighty or just the four score allotted
by the Bible as the extreme age Of
man. Five of those present, however
had passed the fivescore mark, while
thirty-one were over ninety years Of
age. The oldest guest had just pass
ed his one hundred and fourteenth
birthday, two had seen one hundred
and seven years, and two others one
hundred and six. No less than seven
persons in this notable gathering were
IL their ninety ninth year. A feature
Of the celebration was the rendering
of a spirited Russian dance called the
Kozotsky by a nimble youth aged one
hundred and six.
Here were five guests over a CEN
fury and seven more within a year of
it-twelve persons whose average age
was 104 years.
1t was, indeed, what it was alleged
to be, the most remarkable gathering
of modern times"
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
NEGLECTED DEPOSITS.

1t has been at last determined by
the supreme court of Massachusetts
that the law turning over the IN
claimed deposits in the savings banks
OF that state after twenty years to
the state treasury is constitutional.
A Boston paper commenting upon
the decision by the supreme court
says:
NO injustice is done to the banks
by this disposition Of neglected ac-
cumulations, because they have not
been established to profit by the in
advertence Of those with whom they
do business, while If no claimants I'LL
timately appear it is fitting that the
people through state action should be
the benefciaries. The state, however,
is responsible to the owners of such
deposits should they appear. There
has been no violation Of contract, since
all contracts expressed or implied do
not contemplate such contingencies.
THE returns Of the savings banks
for 1907 showed seventy-four banks
that had no accounts unclaimed for
twenty years, while the remaining rs
had over 1000 such accounts with de-
posits Of over half a million. The
statute in controversy applies to I'M
claimed deposits Of twenty years
standing and these viii show even a
smaller aggI egate.
In the solidity and safety of these
institutions Massachusetts leads the
country There is nothing surer for
the person Of small accumlations than
the savings banks. They could hardly
be made more attractive to the class
Of people whom they serve unless It
might be bSNremoving the tax which
they now pay the state"
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
CONSIDERING THE ESSENTIALS.

The first international aero
congress was in session this
week in London and discussed
the art, science, law and business of
fying,' for three days. This is not
sufficient to make even a beginning
upon the problem of the navigation of
the air which to degree must prove
10 be an invasion Of the rights of the
property owners who are supposed to
own down to the center of the earth;
and il the earth line is 1000 miles
deep, who shall say why the air line
should not be 1000 miles high.
There is a probability that there
viii be a more careful regulation of
the boundary lines and that sky own
ership will have to be more definitely
defined before there can be the free
dom in air navigation that there is up
on the ocean.
1t is limited that the right of way
may be acquired by the use of the law
Of eminent domain, but even then
there are likely to be damages to
property and trespassing upon estates
which will be more or less annoying.
If the burglars should take to the
aeroplane as a convenience for their
business as they have to the automo-
bile. cities will have to keep a fly
ing battalion OF policemen to overtake
them.
The era Of air navigation promises
to make quite a change in the daily
affairs of this little world of ours.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk Of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of SIENNA is the only remedy of
known value, but one of many reasons
why it is the best of personal and family
Iaxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any facilitating
after effects and without having to increase
she quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
The BULLETINS DAILY STORY
WHAT WE TOOK.

make that 20 excuse. There's lots O.
times I get up in the mornin' feelin'
out o. sorts, but I know whiskey amt
what I need. I've got seq enough to
know that it would do me harm If l
took ii, an what's more, I'd mebbe get
in the habit O. takin it. No, sir, l amt
took drink o. whiskey in fifteen years.
Yau couldn't hire me to-"
What do. you take. Mr.. Wicker?''
asked the corner grocer.
II take a little tonic If I amt feelin'
right up to the mark" replied the old
est resident. Jest a little tonic. That's
all any man needs to take. Skunk
Root an Huckleberry Bitters. that's
what it is. If you want a good fam
lily medicine that's the kind you want
to get. There amt nothin' but veg
ertubble in it-guaranteed. 1t wouldn't
hurt you If you was to take a whole
bottle of it at one clip. I most central
ly take a wineglass of 1t when 1 get
up in the mornin' an another at noon
an one afore I go to bed. 1t keeps the
germs killed off. Then il I'm feelin' a
little out O. sorts, as I say, take a
dose every fifteen minutes or half-hour
until I'm relieved. 1 want to tell you
there's a tonic that takes right hold.
1t puts new life into a man, sets the
blood to circulatin' the way it ought
an makes you feel cheerful an happy
an contented with things an folks"
"A good deal similar to whiskey,"
suggested the corner grocer.
''You give me a wine glass o. whis-
key when I get up in the mornin' an
one at noon an another at night an
a dose every fifteen minutes tween
times an 1 bet I wouldn't want any
more than that" said the man who
had been buying herrIngs. What do
you want to mix skunk root and buck
leberries in with it for, though? That's
what gets me-"
You feIlers think you're ALFRED
smart" said the Oldest resident.-Chi-
cago News.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-01-16
ConsoIitay.
Making Birds Useful.

Pigeons take photographs in Ger
many. They take snapshots from the
sky-bird's-eye views, literally. DR.
Neubronner, who Invented the trick
attaches little automatic cameras to
the pigeons wings. His success is com
plete. Out go the birds, and home they
come with the negatives. A pigeon
will take eight or ten pictures during
a flight. The inventor has laid his re-
ports before the Prussian minister Of
war, and feathered photographers are
now in service at the military pigeon
coop at Spandau. AS pigeons fly high
and cannot be brought down by the
rife, tina value Of the invention as a
means Of accommodating will be readily
appreciated. Besides, the homing pig
con is bound to come back. Naturally
the negatives have to be developed be-
fore they tell their story, but DR.. Neu-
bronner has looked out for that. He
has contrived developing rooms on
wheels