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Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
To Cure Wrinlslss.

look at a paralytic II you think
wrinkles incurable," said a beauty doc
tor. ION the side he is paralyzed all
his wrinkles disappear. Though he DO
sixty or seventy, his profile on that
side is the profile Of youth. So the
paralytic shows us how to cure our
wrinkles-namely, by keeping our ia
cial muscles still. II we keep our faces
in perfect repose. never laughing when
the comedian sings his best song, new
er weeping when wife or sweetheart
dies. we will have no wrinkles what
ever. The skin wouldn't wrinkle IL It
were not exposed. The skin Of the
body is much disturbed by action Of
the muscles underneath-as at the
knee, for instance-yet this unexposed
skin never wrinkles. Not being ex-
posed to the bad influence Of sun and
wind, It has not lost the oil and the
elasticity Of childhood. And that's
where I come in with my creams and
unguents and messages" New Or
leans Times Democrat.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
Tamlna Patti.

Patti was to sing on certain date
at Bucharest, but at the last moment
she declined to leave Vienna. Il was
too cold; snow everywhere; she would
not risk catching her death Of cold.
NJ. Schurmann, the impresario, was in
despair until a brilliant Inspiration
came to him. Quickly he telegraphed
to the advance agent in the Rouma-
MAN capital: cat whatever cost Patti
must receive an ovation at Bucharest
station from the Italian aristocracy
Send me by return the following wire:
The members Of the italian and Rou.
manian nobility are preparing to give
Nine. Patti a magnificent reception.
The ministry will be represented. Pro-
cessions, torches and bands. Tele-
graph the hour Of arrival" The adj
vance agent carried out this instruc-
ton, and when the telegram dictated
to him over the wires arrived In vi.
emma it was handed to Patti. with the
desired effect. "How charming!' she
murmured. what time do we start7''
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

he put her In the tonneau Of his big
touring car, and the chauffeur drove
slowly toward home In the crisp moon
tight.
miss Brewster = Bonnie" Warren
began in low tone, II didn't seem
to 60 very well as chance PROPOSE
ton at the fair tonight, but wonder
II you would accept me as gift7"
"You mean
"That I love you" he interrupted.
s'I've loved you ever since that morn
Ing that you came to Gee mo and I
lied to you and said I had no money
about me Just to make you come
again. And now want you with me
always. Could you give yourself to
met Would you be willing to take
that chance on happinessT
Eyes, I'll take that chance on happi-
ness" she almost Whispered, ''be-
cause
because why?'
because love you, too" she an
swered quite close to the sleeve Of his
fur coat.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

Editors, like human beings,
need, want, and enjoy vacation
occasionally. So it is with the
Chronicle editor. Taking for his
q weeks trip into Montana, leav-
ing type, presses, etc., including
the EDITORS chair in charge Of
the printer. Being young in years,
young in experience and spending
but short time under the rod Of
the primary teacher, mistakes will
probably be numerous, and good
reading scarce. AS has been said:
Heaven sends us good meat, but
the. devil. sends US cooks. = 80 it is,
plenty Of news, but the (printer's)
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

The Golden Valley Chronicle pub
lished at Beach, issued q splendid
holiday edition, made possible only
by energetic management and Fa
class of active business men. 5Not
very many years ago Beach was a
only a. sign board on the prairie,
and there was nothing in the vi
entity but coyotes and a few stray
bands; Of cattle and horses. Recent
ly the postoffice at Hettinger was
made. "a presidential office kand
the salary Of the postmaster fixed
at: Isl, 600. Less than. two years
ago there was no Hettinger, NO
Adams county, no Milwaukee road,
and the country was vacant prairie,
save for an occasional home
steader's cabin or stock ranch.
When development Of a.cuntry that
has lintrinsic worth and merit be-
gins, it moves rapidly. And the
railroad is great factor in de-
velopment..' Had it not been for
the construction of the Milwaukee
road through Adams and Bowman
counties, their development would
have been slow and the country
would have been years in reaching
the state Of developement it has
attained in a comparatively short
time. Another year there will
probably be railroads constructed
through Oliver and Mercer coun-
ties, and we may look for remark
able development of those counties
following the building Of road.
Dunn county is antoher fertile
territory that will not remain for
many years without railroad facil-
tiles. It is safe to say that the
population of the country 'west> of
the Missouri river will double
within the next decade, as it has
done in the last ten years. The
whole state is growing by leaps
and bounds-faster than is real
ized.-Bismarck Tribune.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

check on the library table. So long"
And, picking up his morning paper, he
was of.
AS soon as the front door closed
Bonnie slipped into the library to see
II the promised check was in sight.
She picked up the little blue slip Of
paper and found that Tom had done
nobly by giving her $50 toward the
cause Of her crippled children.
II wonder II this mean Charlie War
rem will do as WELL" unused Bonnie as
che was dressing her hair preparatory
to making round Of appeals for her
charity.
An hour later she stood face to face
with a small but very of1cious Office
boy.
"Mr. Warren don't see no ladies' in
Office hours 'cept by appointment" he
Informed her.
''Well. suppose you announce me"
suggested Bonnie, with dignity.
"Ain't you got no card7" persisted
the boy.
Bonnie gave him the small white
card bearing her name, and reluctant
" the boy disappeared into the inner
Office. He returned In a moment, his
face wreathed in a broad grin.
HE says he'll see you, miss. Come
right in."
Bonnie meekly followed her escort
and Immediately found herself in the
presence Of a very tall, gaunt man.
His frame was powerful and his fea-
lures strong in the extreme, yet his
graciousness Of manner at once made
her feel at ease.
'You know my brother, Tom Brew
ster," she began.
"well. I should say l did know him!
Sit down, won't you, and tell me what
[ can do for you? Tom isn't in trou.
BILE, is hep he added, with some con-
CERT.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

The Beach Chronicle, last week,
came forth in a 28-page illustrated
edition with color cover. It is
filled with write-ups and matter
descriptive of Beach and the Golden
Valley and the business firms in
addition to its regular amount Of
local news It is very creditable
edition, one which will have large
advertising value to the town and
country in which it is published. =
Jackson County wis., Journal.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
HE Wonderful Invention.

Australia, as Is well known, IL In
tested with rabbits. a most destructive
and multitudinous pest. Not long ago
man invented the following plan:
You 60 out into the field from which
the rabbits are to be removed. You
saw down tree, and on the slant Of
the stump you paint a black spot.
Then you keep very quiet, 20 that the
rabbits viii come back from their bur.
rows and feed as usual. When q
large enough number has collected you
clap your hands sharply. The effect
will be electric. The rabbits will jump
in haste for their burrows. At least
one is sure to mistake the black spot
for his hole and make for It. Invaria.
bly, he viii dash his brains out. This
process, repeated often enough, Is
warranted to exterminate the rabbit
forever.
The reports do not say whether
there are any rabbits left in Australia.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

One of the best Christmas editions
received by us this year was that
Of the Beach Chronicle. 1t was %
pages, with covered holiday cover.
j. w. Brinton is editor. Mr..
Brinton was born on farm near
Sykeston and grew up here. That
he is prospecting is good 1news to
his Sykeston friends. -Sykeston
Tribune.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

The Christmas edition of the
Golden Valley Chronicle reflects
great credit on the publisher Of
that newspaper. 1t is artistic in
makeup and contains breezy write
ups of the lusty business enter
prises and natural resources of the
section in whose development it is
proving such a strong factor.
Dickinson Post.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
WHAT OUR EXCHANGES SAY
The Chronicle Highly Comp|imented by
the Leading Newspapers Of
North Dakota.
EVERYBODY HAS WELCOME GREETING FOR
the CHRONICLES CHRISTMAS EDITION

lin this immediate vicinity the
Beach Chronicle appeared last week
and for real home work the edition
easily has claim to first place.
The paper contained a large amount
of careful selected and, we'll ar
ranged practical reading matter
pertaining to local interests, such
a. development of the country,
based on actual facts. This num-
Der of the Chronicle contained
twenty eight pages, was handsomely
illustrated and carried a generous
amount of advertising, showing
that Beach business men are both
prosperous and enterprising.
Editor cBrinton is to be congratu-
lated for the thorough wa yin which
he prepared his special number of
his paper.-Dickinson Press.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
was He Dsilriou.9

"Almost every man." says a Balti.
more specialist, learns sooner or lat
er to think Of his doctor a. one Of his
best friends, but this fact does not
hinder the world from laughing at the
profession.
How IL our patient this mornin9r
asked physician. fellow graduate
OF mine, Of a patients brother.
oh, he's much worse came from
the other In tone Of detection. Hes
been delirtous for several hours. At 8
o'clock he said. What an old woman
that doctor Of mine isy' and he hasn't
made q rational remark since Lip
pincott's.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
devil to prepare it. So If this issue
does not come up to the standard
you know-there's reason.

The Beach Chronicle has just
closed subscription contest where
a piano was given to the winner
and now the publisher threatens
to pull off another-and give the
winner trip to Seattle. Bis
marck Tribune.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

The special number of the Cold
en- Valley Chronicle, issued last
week, was credit to both the
Valley and its pupublishers. -
Beach Advance.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

The Christmas editions of the
state weeklies are coming in such
punches that it is impossible to re-
view them all. The number sent
out by the Beach Chronicle was
among he best.-Fargo Forum.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
Stealing Tim,

Stealing Time.
''Time steals by like a thief In the
night"
Eyes. like one that steals our
watches"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
Careless Woman.

Careless Woman.
"Got any cut glass at your housef'
1--WE may have a few pieces my
wife scratched with her diamond"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01
lust Theory.

Just Theory.
HE is an enthusiastic advocate Of
home rule"
''Is he married manT'
''No.''
'sThat accounts for It."
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

We welcome this week to our
exchange table the Golden Valley
Chronicle, published at Beach,
Billings county, N. D., in the Bad
Lands. Judging from the un-
usually excellant Enthusiastically
eight pages-Beach is a good
newspaper field. This special
number is finely illustrated with
the many good things around
Beach, printed on book paper; is
literally patronjzed by it's enter
prising merchants; the ads are
artistically set. the letterpress
very good. Altogether, it is the
finest copy Of newspaper get-up to
reach our sanctum, and Editor j.
w. Brinton is to be congratulated
on his journalistic ahilitys~-Kea-
mare News. . -
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-01-01

The Golden Valley Chronicle
got out a very creditable holiday
edition last week. The number
contained writeups of the county
in general and the Golden Valley
in particular as we'll as the business
firms in Beach. It was illustrated
with numerous half tones and
carried a large amount of holiday
advertising. Taken all in all it
was a souvenir edition of which the
publishers may be justly proud
Billings County Republican.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
ENGINEERING TRIUMPH.
Wonderful Riied Pipe Line in Cali
fornia.

The laost remarkable pipe line in the
world, line of S-inch pipe 2S2 miles
long, has Just been completed in the
| California oil fields. 1t runs from Oil
City, in the famous Coalinga country, to
the seaboard near Port Costa, and its
length is the least wonderful thing about
it.
In this immense tube, with pumping
stations twenty miles apart. com
plete inner tube of flying, whirling wa
ter, keeps the heavy crude oil from the
steel pipe. The well known antipathy of
oil and water keeps the carried fluid and
the carrier apart, but until the autumn
OF 1907, this comparatively simple prin-
ciple had not been brought into Use and
the problem of the transportation of oil
was the greatest the producers of the
west coast had to face,
Now this great obstacle has been re
moved, and Harriman's engines on the
Southern Pacific and the furnaces of his
steamers which are soon to ply the Pa
cific, will be fed from this line. by which
HOO to 10000 barrels of thick IA de-
gree fuel oil can be moved over one of
the twenty-four mile sections every TWEEN
ty-four hours.
The pipe line, which by the way, is
the invention of John d. 1saacs, con
sulting engineer of the Southern Pacific
company, and Buckner Speed, is first
rifed. These rifles or corrugations are
about one-eighth of an inch in depth and
make one complete revolution of the pipe
line in every ten lineal feet.
Instead of heating the oil to thin it
and make it travel the more easily
through the pipe, as is the custom on
all the Pennsylvania, Indiana and Viz
ginia lines, the heavy black fluid in this
case is shot into the pipe cold, with a
10 per cent. addition of water.
The centrifugal force given to the
whole mass by the rihing of the pipe,
throws the water to the outside, forming
a perfect sheath or coating in which the
Gil travels completely separated from the
guardian water. This film between the
oil and the pipe naturally reduces the
friction to a great degree, as well as
carrying along the oil at a much greater
speed than thinner oil of higher gravity.
which is much easier to move has ever
been carried before,-Technical World
Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Foolscap Paper.

This is strange phrase, whose origin
has puzzled many. From an old rec
ord it appears that Charles 1. of Eng
land granted numerous monopolies for
obtainment of money for his purposes,
independently Of the parliamentary
grants, among others, the manufacture
Of paper. The watermarz of the best
paper of the time was the royal arms of
England. The consumption of this ar
ticle was great and large fortunes were
made by those who had purchased the
exclusive right to vend it.
This, among other monopolies, was set
aside by the Parliament that brought
Charles to the scaffold and by way of
showing contempt for the King they Or
dered the royal arms to be removed from
the paper and a fool with his cap and
bells substituted. 1t is now more than
two hundred and fifty years since the
FOOLS cap was taken from the paper,
but still the paper of the size which the
revolutionary Parliament ordered for
their Journalist bears the name of the
watermark placed there as an indignity
to King Charles.-Portland Oregonian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
1NroLERABLE ITCHING.

Fearful Eczema All Over Baby's
Face Professional Treatment
FafIed-Perfect Cure by Cuticura.
"When my little girl was six months
cid / noticed small red spots on her
right cheek. They grew so large that
7 sent for the doctor, but instead Of
helping the eruption, his ointment
seemed to make it worse. Then l went
10 a second doctor who said it was &c
yema. He also gave me an ointment
which did not help either. The dis
ease spread all over the face and the
ewes began to swell. The itching grew
intolerable and it was a terrible sight
10 see. / consulted doctors for months,
but they were unable to cure the baby.
paid out from $50 to $50 without re-
lief. One evening / began to use the
Cuticura Remedies. The next morning
the baby's face was all white instead
OF red. l continued until the eczema
entirely disappeared. Mrs. P E. Gum
bin. Sheldon. Ia, July Is, 1905"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Electric Headlights for Engines.

The Maine Central is to try the ex-
pertinent Of electric headlights for its
locomotives. This is not new expert
ment in Maine, the Bangor & Aroos-
took having tried chem in 902. The
lights tried by the =, & A. differ from
those which the Maine Central will use
in that they were supplied with cleo
tricity by a small dynamo while the new
ones receive their current from a stor-
age battery. The Canadian Pacific has
been using this new type of light for
some time, and it is said is going to
equip all locomotives with it. Pullman
II was wearing one Of the new electric
headlights when it went through Water
vile recently. The headlight went back
on Train Ga Saturday and was broken,
the heat generated being too strong for
the glass. In other ways, however, the
light proved its efficiency on the trip.
When some improvements are made in
the model now in use the light will be
much superior to the ones that have
been in use.-Lewiston Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Her Mistake

Owing to the fact that the car lurched
suddenly as he was passing along the
aisle. Bronson was deprived of his bal
ance. with the result that in attempting
to save himself from falling he clutched
one of the shoulders Of handsome wom-
an who had succeeded in getting a seat.
Moreover. he knocked her beautiful hat
awry and with great difficulty avoided
stepping on her toes. AS he succeeded
in recovering his equilibrium the lady
turned toward him and said:
you contemplate pup! l wish you
to understand that l am not a lamp
post or a piece of furniture to be clung
to for support. You ought to ride on a
cattle train. You have no right to crowd
in where you can tear other people to
pieces with your big awkward hands,
You pitiful clown, you ought to be
thrown out into the street You are not
fit to be allowed to go where you are
likely to interfere with the comfort of
refined people. You unmannerly bump
kin you deserve to be-
Excuse me. madame" Bronson man
aged to say, you have made a mistake"
"A mistaken" the lady demanded, her
eyes flashing with wrath. what do
you meanY
Il am not your husband. "-Chicago
Record-Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they can
not reach the seat Of the disease Catarrh
is blood or constitutional disease and In
order TO cure * you must take internal rem.
edies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
Bally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not
a quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by one
Of the best physicians in this country for
years and is regular prescription. 1t Is
composed Of the best tJncs known. combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect com
blnation OF the two ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results In curing Ca
tarrh. Send for testimonials free
+. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
how CIGAR CAUSES CANCER.
Physician Says Smoker Should Keep II
from Side of Mouth.

There are many smokers who delight
in holding a cigar in the side of the
mouth and putting away on it continual
ly. According to physicians, this is
dangerous, and smokers who have been
troubled with cancer of the mouth or
tongue bring it about not so much
through the incessant smoking as by
holding a cigar constantly at one side of
the mouth.
Il have Just come from the hospital
after performing an operation on a friend
of mine, said an uptown physician re-
growth began to form on the left side
Of his mouth. l cut it away for him in
time. What caused it? Why, he always
held his cigar in the left side of his
mouth. If you know any one who has
that habit tell him to stop it at once
New York Herald
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG

Old Age, in the irellght's rudy CLEAN
At dying day,
You smile, amused at loves young dream
And foolish way.
And yet, grayheads, you'd fain repeat
The song that's sung
For an, this foolish love was sweet,
When you We're young.
You scoff at his imprisoned eyes,
And burning speecE
Or hopes ana dreams beyond the skies,
Far out of reach.
And yet, graybeards, you'd fain recall
Fond words that rung,
For ah, this foolish love was all,
When you were young
john Randolph Stidman, in Appleton 5.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
What's the Matter with Dufin.

Denying that the American Salvation
Army, of which he is commander-in-
chief, ever had any intention Of using
as models the uniforms of the Salvation
Army of which Gen. William Booth is
head james William Duain testified in
New York in the suit TO restrain his
organization from using the name "Sal-
vation Army" On cross-examination
Gen. Du1jn said lie had been in prison
several times. He was arrested num-
Der of times when he was with the Sal
walton Army and also when he was with
the American Salvation Army, he said.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Post Cards for Sale.

We have a series of sixteen post cards
which we offer for sale for Is cents in
stamps-S cards illustrating views in
the Washington Park zoo and the bal
ance taken of animals in the Ringing
Brothers menagerie. This is a very in.
teresting lot of cards. If you do not
wish the entire series, send 5 cents in
stamps for samples. THE EVENING
WISCONSIN CO., Milwaukee, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Irish Hnmnr

'How's your sweetheart looking now
adays, Pat?''
Faith, an the only time l catch sight
of her is whin it's too dark to see any
thing"
Sure. an while l stood waitin' fur
the trolley L walked all the way here"
said O'Malley.-New York Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Surprise Enough

Mr.. Gr2en-No, my dear, l will not
tell you what I'm going to give you for
Christmas. Why can't you women be
content to wait and be surprised?
Mrs. Green-Oh, tell me now. If you
keep your word I'll be surprised enough!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
Fatal Fortunes.

There are people to whom wealth is
as hopeless a curse as any other iuGic-
ton Of heredity The time win. perhaps
come. when the inept legatee will DO
looked after as parernally as the Dip
somaniac or the ordinary imbecie.-PeH
Mall Gazette
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-01-01
The Inevitable Bias

/ doubt if there is a man in whatever
position whose mind is cast in so even
and judicial frame that he can give a
really impartial and unbiased account Of
golf match in which he has himself
figured. London Taller.