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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-11-03
AN ESKIMO CHURCH.
The Sealskin Sweatbox Finally Went
to the Qoaa.

The Sealskin Sweatbox Finally Went
to the Dogs.
The missionary sent to the States for
a magic lantern and the necessary
slides. Thirteen months later they
reached him.
Everything in Baffin Land dates
from that ever memorable magic Ian
tern exhibition. From 800 miles around
the expectant Eskimos came In behind
their dog teams to participate In the
wonderful event. The sealskin church
was filled to overlooking. The specta-
tors were packed as closely as sardines
in tin. The scent Of sperm oil and
blubber and sweat soaked furs min
gled In the air. Although the Their
mometer outside registered 40 degrees
below zero. the perspiration poured in
streams down the faces Of the enthusi-
astic audience. And when the strag-
Cling list Of arctic explorers who have
touched at Cumberland sound have
long since been forgotten the recol-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-11-03
HIS MONEY TROUBLE.
He Gained a Dime and Then He Fig
ured Up the Loss.

ured Up the Loss.
The next time Lionel, whose other
name doesn't matter, gets his optics on
IN unattached dime he'll look the 9TH
ar way. For Lionel is all peeved up
over an adventure he had the other
alght-an adventure that had dime
for its foundation and for which he
,an blame no one but Lionel. He re-
hearsed his money trouble thuswise:
''In Broadway car | saw 1.-THE
dime that was hoodooed. 1t lay upon
the floor of the car unclaimed and
lonesome. No one else seemed to care
10 take 1t In and give It a welcome. so
did. But even as | reached for the
bit of silver the trouble drama opened.
My suspenders snapped with the strain
for as you can see, I'm not built on
the sunken garden plan as regards
,volrdupois. Thereupon reached back
10 gather the frayed ends Of the busted
surcingle. still feeling for the chunk OF
white metal with the other hand. My
watch, not to be showed out OF the
drama without chance TO do its little
part dropped out Of my pocket. max
Ing decided hit. The crystal broke
into 1860 pieces, not counting the one
hat got in my finger later. The
works mingled with the dirt and shat
tered glass. and the case tripped gayly
Into corner. Just to show 1t was
also interested. perfectly good silver
dollar bounced out of my waistcoat
pocket and did the vanishing act
where, l know not. fountain pen.
all framed up with gold bands follow
ed suit BY this time | was giving the
rest of the passengers the show OF
their lives-and nobody coming across
with anything but the giggle gag. And
couldn't vocalize my feelings because
there were ladies present. Holding
on to my wrecked raiment and carry
ing my assorted ruins as well as l
might, hurled myself Off that car
at the next corner. Then beat 1t for
friendly retreat and totaled up the
event. The wreck had set me back
SAL, but had the dime!'-Cincinnad
Times-Star.
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HIS LEGAL AUTHORITY.
II Seemed to Fit the Case, and joey
Was Discharged.

Was Discharged.
There was CONSERVATION among the
young folk The Emusic" for the dane
ing at the picnic In the glen had got
into trouble. No one ever considered
any other music" but Joey the fiddler.
He was Indispensable, but he was also
erratic. In the old country Joey had
been a schoolteacher and man Of
considerable learning. but here he had
fallen into evil ways. He was over
fond Of two things-a hottie and an
argument. Having become engaged In
the latter on this day of the picnic, he
broke the former over the head Of his
opponent and was hailed away to the
lookup. The young people called a
hasty meeting and appointed COM
mlttee to wait upon Squire Nugent to
secure the release of the music" II
possible. The squire was hearing
Joey's case when the committee ar
rived. The spokesman respectfully ex-
planned the absolute necessity Of Joey's
presence at the picnic that day.
That's good soul. squire. Fave me
CO." put in Joey.
The squire took down ponderous
lawbook and began thoughtfully to
turn the pages.
"If you're lookin' for the legal au-
thority GOVERN my case. squire. yell
and 1t In Byron" the prisoner sug-
gested.
"Can you quote it?" asked the mag
istrate, with n twinkle In his eve.
"Aye. so I can" Joey promptly re-
torted. ut reads, 'On with the dance;
let Joey be unconfned.'
The squire adjudged Byron COM
petent authority. and Joey was uncon-
fined. Catholic Standard and Times.
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He is often the wisest man who is
not wise at Wordsworth
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REApING BENEFIT.
From the Experience Of LambertvilIe PEG.
pie.

We are fortunate indeed to be able
to profit by the experience of our
neighbors. The public utterances of
Lambertville residents on the follow
ing subject will interest and benefit
thousands of our readers. Read this
statement. No better proof can be
had.
Mrs r. K Silverthorn, 80 Delevan St, Lam
bertville, N. j., says: II used Doan's Kidney
Pills and found them to be an exceptionally
good remedy For some time suffered from
pains across my lons, caused by inactive
kidneys and my back was very weak. There
was soreness across my kidneys and after
sitting for some time, it would only be with
the greatest difficulty that could straighten.
tried number OF remedies without finding
relief until procured Doan's Kidney Pills at
Geo. NJ. Shamalia's drug store. l used them
according to directions and they benefited
me in every way. take pleasure in recon-
mending this excellent remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster ilburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
take no other
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Selling by Candle rims.

at did me good observed a young
girl who had just returned from Eng
land. ITO see In real life one Of the
old customs my grandfather used to
tell me about-the burning Of the time
candle at an auction. In BERKSHIRE the
old custom still prevails. and when an
auction is in progress and an article is
put up for bidding short length of
candle is lighted as the bidding begins.
The shouting continues until the can
die burns out. and the last bid before
1t tiickers Its last is the one that takes
the cake. | don't know but what It
has an advantage over the Going. 20.
ing. gone" variety, but It Is fearfully
slow and rican."-Exchanee.
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LEFTY.
Every bottle of DR.. Pierces world-famed
medicines leaving the great laboratory at
Buffalo, N Y. has printed upon its wrapper
all the ingredients entering into its compost
ton. This fact alone places DIR. Pierce's FAM
lily Medicines in class all by themselves.
They cannot be classed with patent or secret
medicines because they are neither This is
why so many unprecedented physicians pre-
scribe them and recommend them to their
patients They know what they are compos-
ed Of, and that the ingredients are those en-
dorsed by the most eminent medical authori-
ties. The further fact that neither DIR.
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery, the great
stomach tonic, liver invigorator, heart regu-
lator and blood-purifier nor his "Favorite
Prescription" for weak, overworked broken
down, nervous women, contains any alcoho
also entities them to n place all by themselves.
Many years ago, DR.. Pierce discovered that
chemically pure glycerine, of proper strength.
Is n better solvent and preventative of the
medicinal principles residing in our
indlg enous, or native, medicinal plants than
is alcohol: and, furtherm ore, that it possesses
valuable medicinal properties of its own. be-
ing demulcent, nutritive, antiseptic and n
most efficient antiferment.
Neither of the above medicines contains al.
cohol, or any harmful, habit-forming drug, as
will be seen from a glance at the formula
printed on each bottle wrapper They are
safe to use and potent to cure.
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a Resia bic
Remedy
EIy's Cream Balm

is quickly absorbed.
Gives Reiie' a. Once.
II cleanses sool iles,
heals aHd protects
he Diseased menu
brane result ing from
Ca ta:rh and drives
away a Cold i'll the
Head quietly. Re-
stores the Senses OF
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as7e and Sme!I. foTI alze % els, At Drug
gists or by mail. la liluil form, - cents.
Ely Brothers, 30 Warren Street, New ork,
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Weighing Diamonds and Gold.

The weight OF diamonds and other
precious stones is expressed In carats.
grains and quarter grains. They are
pearl grains, one of which Is equal to
fourtifths of troy grain. -Four quar-
ter grains make one grain and four
grains one carat. The tineness of gold
is also expressed In carats. Pure gold
is twenty-four carats fine, The car
ats. therefore. indicate the proportions
OF alloy. Most of the gold used by
jewelrs is about fourteen carats fine,
having ten parts of alloy.
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The pessimist stands beneath the tree
of prosperity and growls when the
fruit falls on his head Success Maya
zine.
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
BREAKS SPEED LIMIT TO SAVE LIFE.
Automobile, Stopped for Speeding, Allowed to
C4o On When Injured Man Is Seen.

Al automobile driven at breakncck speed P-sseo
through 18th street yesterday afternoon the driver
keepsrr 2 siren screaming 2 warning 20 all IN the
nefgrt,r-Loo6 Prom Sixth avenue to First avenue
TIE machine vert like streak, leaving tFa! Oh
bicycle and mounted policemen streaming behlno-
Tie automobile was driven by E NJ HeiEner-
dlnge- Z contractor Of No 81 West l24th street
Ee was passing through 3sth street "Iiel u q
z crowd gs.hered around the form Of an uncon-
scious man who had been hurt in unloading coa4
fccn big double truck Heimerdinger littea lhe
man in his automobile and rushed 10 Bel!eVue
Hospital where the patient was found 10 nave
fractured skull The doctors said he had chance
20 recover Ffeirreroinger was arrested when he
SLOWED up TO turn south. was allowed 70 go on
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
MUNROE BEINGS HIN TO.
Former Pugiiist Treats Frustrated
Nan in Court.

jack NIunroe. former heavyweight pugilist
and championship asprant. now 4 prosperous
mine owner. ably demonstrated yesterday in
Part III Special Term of the Supreme Court,
the value of a prizering training in rendering
aid 10 the overheated Nunroe was in court as
2 witness for the defence in the suit Of William
s Mitchell against Eric Hamilton Rose and
another defendant over some Cobalt mining
deals.
Rose was testifying about twenty minutes
before the tine for adjournp1ent. when, sud
denly. overcome by the heat, he toppled from
the witness chair 4 court officer caught Rose
before he fell 70 the floor.
Justice Greenbaura ordered 4 physician sum
raoned but Nunroe. who has witnessed many
"prostratons." though not all the result of the
temperature knew just what TO do and d!dn
wait for the medicine man" He dispatched a
court attendant hurriedly for z bucket ot water
and a large sponge. The pugilist miner then
removed his coat and rolled Up his sleeves
When the water and sponge were brought he
got busy in real prizering fashion and doused
Rose with the water until he came to
When an ambulance from the Hudson Street
House of Relief arrived the surgeon said: Why.
he is an right. now Sure, he is said Nun
roe.
Justice Greenhaum adjourned court for the
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
DTNAlITTES SUFFRAGIST.
Boy 5oith ErplosiUe Cracker Wrecks
Automobile an DeS Homes.

Des Moines, Iowa. June 25.-An automobile,
in which Miss Gertrude Won PetzoId. an Eng
lish suffragist, acting pastor Of the First
Unitarian Church here, and three other persons
were riding was wrecked tonight BY a dyna-
mite firecracker that was hurled into the ma
chine by a boy. With Miss Won Petzold were
Mrs. James BerryhiH Dr. Adel Fuchs, both
prominent here. and a chauffeur None was
seriously hurt.
The entire side and floor Of the touring car
were blown TO pieces and a hole three feet
square torn directly under the chauffeur
The youth who threw the cracker was not capt
ured-
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
FLOOD IN THE SUBWAY
Broad5oay Torrent S1ceeps Into
18th Street Station

More than four hundred passengers were
thrown into panic last night when a north
bound subway express train, on the Broadway
branch. ran head-on into a stream of water
as it drew into the 157th street station The
heavy rain of the afternoon had overrun the
curbs on Washington Heights. and the muddy
water trckled through the iron grill work above
the tracks and descended like miniature Nj
agaTa-
By the time the food had raced down the in
cline to the 157th street station it had attained
a high rate of speed. and rushed and gurgled
in the narrow cut Ike a mountain torrent
in a rocky canyon. When the first car Of the
slowly moving train dashed into the flood there
followed a binding deuge Of spray. which
washed up against the windows and caused the
passengers TO feel that they were in the saloon
of an Atlantic liner
simultaneously with the meeting of train and
food all the fuses were blown out and dark
ness followed There was room for the passen-
gers to alight at the northern end OF the plat
form, and in few minutes everybody had left
the train Traffic was delayed for fully half
an hour. when the water subsidized.
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
RESCUED FROM MOB.
DetectiUe SaUes MOtorman by Qujch
Thinking and Fast Running.

Cries of NY baby: ny baby" from woman
whose -year-old son had been run over and
instantly killed by Sixth avenue car brought
together a large crowd Of excited Italians last
night When those in front caught glimpse Of
the baby under the truck they cried for ven
geance IL q tyyinkling the car was surrounded
and big brawry italian shouted az the top Of
his voice: They don't care who they kill!
Kill the r1otorman'" shouted another man
\ detective and the reserves. who soon ap-
peared. were unable 10 check the crowd, which
went with the motornan to the NIacdougai street
station. The reserves tried to clear path, and
Detective Cavone. seeing an opening, caught
the nnotorman by the wrist and made a dash
for il BY dint OF fast running and good dodg-
ing they evaded the crowd and reached the police
station, where a technical charge of homicide
was made against the rotorman Michael Gre
han, Of No 927 Sixth avenue.
The boy who was killed Frank Dietsche Of
No 412 West Broadway. was crossing the street
IN front Of his home with his mother. Mrs. Freda
Dietsche when he became frightened at a
wagon and breaking away from her, ran in
front of the car.
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
POLICE GUARD CONDUTTS.
Re5card for Chicago Bomb ThroUers
Chief Shippy, III, ReieCed.
IRy Telegraph 70 The Tribune


Chicago. June 2S-The City Council, on the
recommendation of Mayor Busse. offered re-
ward Of S. 600 tonight for the apprehension Of
the persons or persons responsible for the bomb
explosion in the downtown district last night
The Mayor believes that the bomb was ex-
uloded by members of the electrical workers
,,nion or was directed by them For the last
six weeks there has been a strike at the Chi
cago Telephone Company, and it IS thought that
the bomb was directed at the downtown plant
of that company Tonight one hundred police
men are guarding a like number OF condults
containing wires of the telephone company.
Chief Of Police Shippy has been sick most OF
the time since ne was attacked by Averbach, the
anarchist, last year, and Mayor Busse to-day
formally appointed Assistant Chief Of Police
Scheuttler to act chief while the illness of
Chief Shippy keeps him from his Office IN turn
Scbeutrler appo!nJed Inspector LAWN to act as
assistant chief At the instance of the Mayor,
- is understood Lawn will take direct charge Of
the hunt for the bomb throwers
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
BULL TERRIER BIT THEM
Too Youths Badly MutiIated, and
Their Condition Serious.

Paterson y. ]. June - (SpeciaD Because
they held a fighting bull terrier from attacking
another dog Cornelius Alert. twenty years old.
and his cousin. Raymond ALERT. twelve years
old, may lose their lives They took the dog,
fastened to a leash, out for airing this after
noon but when it encountered another dog and
the combined efforts of the two Aherts pulling
on the leash prevented a clash the bull terrier
attacked the two boys, and both We're badly
mutiated-
The animal def1ed all efforts to drive him off
and had his teeth sunk into the arm of the
elder Alert when he was killed with an
It was then necessary to pry open his jaws from
the Of his victim. who had become uncon-
scious
The two Aherts were removed TO the General
Hospital in a serious condition, having been
bitten about the legs. face and arms
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
M'vIcKER JUDGMENT REVERSED.
Chicago Appellate Court Holds Award of
100000 to Physician To Be Void.

Chicago June 2S-The Appellate Court reversed
Judgment of the Circuit Court to-day awarding
500 900 to Dr.. L. c Zigler against the estate Of
Mrs Harriet G McVicker. widow of J. H Nc
wicker once a prominent theatrical manager Of
Chicago.
for the paynent OF the money ar the death of Mrs.
NcVicker for medical treatment during her life
was contrary to public policy and therefore void.
as il virtually offered a premium to the physician
TO accelerate the death of the patient The court
said however. that there was nothing TO indicate
that DR. Zigler had not done everything possible
for the patient.
Mrs Mcvicker died at Pasadena. Cal. in 1894.
aged eiehty-four years. after she had been under
DR. Zigler's care for about five years
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
AUTO TURNS TURTLE.
FiUe Hurt When Car Crashes Into
Tree an the BrOnr.

Shortly before l O'Clock this morning a large
touring car, turning a sharp corner out of East
ern Boulevard into Pelham Parkway. The
Bronx. crashed into a tree and turned turtle
Three men and two women, besides the chaUf-
feur. We're in the auto
Three Of the party were injured slightly be
sides two men, described as John Moore, of No
32S Ridgewood avenue. Glen Ridge. N ]. ard
z. E Setbridge, of No. 161 Cleveland avenue.
Orange, n. ]. The latter has a fractured hip.
the former fractured thigh. The injured were
taken TO Fordham Hospital, where it was said
that none was in danger Of dying
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
CINCINNATI MAY GAIN DAYLIGHT.
Ordinance introduced to Set Clocks Ahead an
Hour, Effective Next Year
IBy Telegraph to The Tribune. !

Cincinnati, June 2S-The more daylight move
rnent received formal boost to-day in this city
where il originated An ordinance to advance the
hands Of the clock an hour introduced in the
City Council, to be effective January I, 1910. The
ordinance IS favored by many business houses. 1t
follows
Whereas, The health and physical welfare of the
people of this community can be greatly enhanced
if the activities of life begin early In the day as
nature intends, and
Whereas. In consequence of this change no rail
road will be compelled change single schedule
nor any factory its hours OF work;
Be it ordained that from and after 2 D clock
in the morning May of each year, until 2
o o'clock in the morning Of October l In each year.
the standard time shah be one hour in advance or
the standard time now in use.
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
NR. T4FT"S NOVEL DINNER
Guests Entertained on White House
Roof.

Washington June 28-President Taft gave a
novel dinner tonight Instead of in the state
dining room Of the White House. 1t was served
on the root Of the west v.rg. that part OF the
ma nsion between the White House proper and
the executive Offices With thoughtful consid-
Grafton for the comfort Of his guests the Presi-
dent hit on the plan of entertaining them in the
cooling shelter Of the tall green trees which sur
round the White House. Soft-tinted red lights
replaced the dazzling yellow bulbs which usu-
ally glow from the wings Of the White House
on state dinner evenings. A cool breeze from
the Potomac. especially welcome after the heat
of the last few days, blew across the table,
where merrinent and good fellowship prevailed.
politics being laid aside for the time The
President received his guests on the south por
tico of the White House, and after dinner they
retired to the roof Of the opposite wing at the
east end of the mansion
The guests were Secretary MacVeagh, Attor-
ney General Wickersham, Secretary NageL Sec
retary Wilson and number of Senators and
Representatives.
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
TO UNITE EMPLOYERS AND employees.
Movement in Lynn to Do Away with Labor
Troubles Through One Organization.
- Teleeraph 70 The Tribune

Lynn Mass June 2S.-An elaborate plan has been
worked out for a brotherhood OF employers and
epluloyes in this city The plan calls for a fra
ternal society of which a grand lodge will be the
supreme tribunal in settling disputes between work
men and manufacturers. A. E. Little is president
of the committee.
Negotiations have progressed far that thirty
thousand Lynn operatives in the shoe industry
have said that they will come into the organiza-
ton There will be insurance fund. 10 oe dis
bursed for disability and accidents
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
CORNELIUS VANDERBILT ARRESTED.
Battery Dan" Paroles Him To Furnish Bond
Today for Speeding.

Cornelius Vanderbilt was prisoner IN the York
vile court Yesterday o. the charge of speeding
his automobile in Madison avenue at rate Of
tv,entv-four miles an hour. After an examination
Magistrate Finn paroled him TO furnish bond this
morning
In court TO the magistrate Mr.. Vanderbilt said:
.sI don't question the officer. but had no idea I
Was going so fast I followed a car for some dis
80 r,,+ as the car was going slowly I tried
70 get ahead Of IL
I'VE must rake the evidence Of the police, and III
hold YOU in 800 bail for trial"
- have no bondsman in court remarked Mr..
Vanderbilt
Magistrate Finn looked at the papers again, and
then said:
.-oh. YOU are Cornelius Vanderbilt guess that
,,o,, are good enough. and If 1 parole you will you
produce bonds here tomorrow morning
Most assuredy I WILL" replied Mr. vanderbilt
.erbank you, judge; you are indeed kind"
we try 10 be as kind we possibly can. VIII
,, ba here Tomorrow again asked the magis-
trate , +,
court. said Mr. Vanderbilt
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
HEAT KILLS TEN IN CHICAGO.

Chicago June 2s-Ten deaths superindueed BY
heat were reported in Chicago to-day Numerous
cases of heat prostratton cared for various
hospitals. Among those fatally stricken was Ber-
nard Rockholz. police sergeant. who died at his
home Carl Sommers jumped into Lake Michigan
while temporarily insane from heat He
cued but died a hospital The Thermometer how
cred around the 50 marx all day
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
OPPOSE CORPORATION TAX.

Fal River. Mass, June 28-A protest against the
proposed tax on the earnings of corporations will
be. forwarded to Washington by the Fall River
Manufacturers Association, as result of the vote
of the executive committee of that body, taken 10
day 4 committee was appointed to draw up the
protest and instructed 20 forward it to Representa-
i've 6 Greene.
New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
NINE MORE DIE IN PHILADELPHIA.

Philadelphia. June 2S-Nfne more deaths were
added TO the list OF heat victims this city to-day
This the total for the present hot spell more
than twoscore The humidity to-day was 81. while
the temperature increased hour after hour reaching
its maximum of So at O'Clock in the afternoon.