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The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
orphans Are Entertnined.

Mrs. Katharine LOfier entertained fifty
four boys and girls from the German
Orphan Asylum yesterday afternoon at
her home, $3.50 Georgia avenue northwest
The occasion was her birthday ami
versary. A vaudeville performance and
games were provided Mrs. LOfler. who
IS the widow Of Andreas Lofier, former
director Of the asylum. is the president
Of the German Sewing Circle, and last
evening she gave a lawn fete for the
benefit Of that society. The trees and
shrubbery were hung with lanterns and
an orchestra played. There were several
booths. and the vaudeville programme
Of the afternoon was repeated
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largareta Andrews Williamson. Of Cen

Nargareta andrews williamson. of Cen
tral high.
The University of Pennsylvania schol-
arship. one for which keen compeuLon
prevails. was won by Marshall Frederick
GutherZ. Os tile Western High school
The scholarship offered by the local
Harvard Club % the local high schools
after the recent visit OF former President
Eliot OF that Institution. was awarded 20
James Wightman Foilin. q Central High
school
The four Scholarships lr lafayette Col
lsgs were won by jerome FlsheI and
Isaac Carpenter Clark. Of Central High
and Albert Barnum Eavenner and
Charles C. Marshall. Of Eastern High
school
The Wesleyan College scholarship was
awarded 20 l. Duuol- Beerb0Wer. OF the
Central Eigh School. and the scholarship
offered by The medical school of George
town University Uas won by ivy Albert
Pelman. 0f Central High.
The medal offered hy the Martha
Washington Chapter. Daughters OF the
American Revolution. f0r the best essay
on the American revolution. was won by
Dorothy Eads Wysor. o1 Central High
School. and Ethel Fields Bats0n. of The
Eastern High school. and Edith Nay
Goodwin. OF Central High. were given
honorable mention
Teachers Paid Today.
The schools closed yesterday. AT noon
all desks were locked. and The pupils glee-
fully rushed our into the open For three
months they VIII forget the call q the
school bell and the -'srind-' OF study
The teachers OF the public schools VII
be paid their June salaries to-day The
payments amount 60 S3053 and VIII
commence az 20 o'clock- AS soon as the
schools closed yesterday the rolls were
sent 70 the aE5itoTs once, we're checked
and approved. and then sent 10 the Of
fee OF the disburs.ng oFcer. Louis c.
Wilson Here 2.00 checks were made ont
and the clerical force ~ both The audi
tors and the dis5ursing officers Offices
were kept az their desks u1tu q late hour
last night
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
FOSTER WANTED HERE.
Bogus Check Operator Ar
rested in Newport News.

Frederick Foster, alleged bogus check
flasher. who is IN custody In Newport
News. Va, and who cut a wide swath
around Old Point recently as col" E.
N. Wright, is wanted by the police OF
Washington and Norfolk.
IN Washington Foster was awaiting
trial on a charge Of passing a worthless
check, when he jumped a 500 bail bond
The Norfolk police want 10 prosecute him
for obtaining Sl2 from the Monticello
Hotel and $50 from a merchant on a
check. II IS probable the prisoner win be
turned over TO the Norfolk or Washington
authorities.
It is claimed Foster has served SEN
fences IN the Monroe County, y. Y. peni-
tenuary and the Elmira. n. Y, re-
formatory for obtaining money on bad
paper.
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DIED.

BRUNIolEL-On sunday, June =. 1909. a.
1-ot p. IN. - the Emergency Hospi-
tai. Washington. D. c.. after a hrieS
Illness, MAJ ACGI SILS . BEC "
MEL. IN his seventy ninth year
services VIII De held IN the chapel o1
John r Wright Company. l8Sl Tenth
street northwest, FriGay. June - az
o'clock 2 m Relatives End friends
invited % attend this service
CHESTER-Entered into rest az her resi-
dence, ltl6 Eleventh street northwest,
on Iuesoay- June - 1873. JOSE
PINE A. BRQDIE. daughter OF TIE
late Mrs. 1Iarietr n Chester
Friends are invited 20 the services at
the residence on Thursday. une a az
q. m. Intermeat later az the conve-
nience OF the family az Joliet. III.
CULVER-Suddenly. on Wednesday even
ing June = ls9. Capt A l. CCL-
Notice OF funeral later.
DENPSET-On Wednesday. June .. lo19,
az a. m, SOPHIA, beloved wife Ot
James A. Dempsey and mother OF
James and Newton Dempsey. az ca
si1o House North Columbia Heights.
after an illness OF fourteen days
InJermeut al Rock Creek Cemetery
Friday. June =. at 1 O'Clock
LENMAN-On Tuesday. June .. 1900, at
le-l5 =. m, az her residence. 12lf
Twelfth street northeast. MARY
ELIZABETH. eldest daughter Of the
late Charles and Martha ~ Lenman-
Funeral from her laJa residence FriLay.
June .. ar O'Clock r m
THOMAS-On Tuesday. June %. 1875. 20 4
g. "a. az his residence. 1013 p street
northwest. VAN buren,. beloved
husband OF Rachael Jane Thomas.
Funeral Thursday. June q az p. n.
from the residence OF his son. Or W
J. G. Thomas. 1916 Thirteenth street
northwest. Intermeut in Glenwood
Cemetery Relatives and friends n
Vited
" r.AF ER-On Tuesday. June D 1909 az
1880 p m, az her residence. 252t Wis
consir avenue northwest MARIAN
HELEN. youngest daughter Of Michael
G. and Jessie Faulkner Weaver, u her
twenry-lrsr year.
Funeral services a. 4 ?. m Thursday.
June a. az Z24 Wisconsin avenue.
Friends and relatives invited Inter
ment private
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
VIII Give nm Excursinn-

A benefit excursion 10 Marshall Hall
win be given on June 80 by the Capital
Traction Employees Relief Association.
The fund raised VIII be applied 10 the
relief fund Of the association. which pays
a sick and death benefit and looks after
the widows and orphans Of the deceased
members. An interesting programme Of
sports has been arranged
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
Those Present.

Those present at the dinner were:
AIyron T. Herrick. Of Cleveland, vice
president OF the league; Col. J. J. Sulu-
van, Cleveland. treasurer: Ambrose
Swasey. Of Cleveland Edward Hines. OF
Chicago; Abraham Stearn, Of Cleveland;
Max Pam, of New York; D. T Hopkins.
OF South Carolina; W c. DuckHng, OF
Indiana: ". K. Harbon. OF Indiana; D.
T. Crocton, of Cleveland; Senator Cal
linger, Gen. Clarence Edwards. Repre-
sentative NcCleary. and former Repre-
sentative Watson were present. as were
Dr. Burton. OF Delaware; Eugene Cham
berlin, Commissioner Of Navigation: John
Barrett. and Huntington Wilson Assist
ant Secretary OF state.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
Grncers Hnve nn Ontinr.

1ion of this city held its annual excur-
sion. More than 100 members enjoyed a
sail 20 Marshall Hall In the afternoon
field sports were held IN the evening
dancing andA other amUsements were en-
5oyed
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
COL. RANDLE HoNORED.
Has Been Placed on Committee u
Inquire Into shipping.

Inquire Into shipping.
Col Arthur 2 Randle. Of this city.
has been appointed by the New York
Chamber OF Commerce upon a committee
charged with an inquiry into the causes
Of the decline OF American shipping. win
Instructions 70 report KS findings 10 the
chamber az a future time
The committee was authorized az the
June meeting or the New York Chamber
OF Commerce, last week The other mem
bers OF the committee are @. waldo Smith.
James TalcotL Welden Ring. and Edgar
r. I.uckenback. al OC New York
Col Randle. c. q. Glover. Thomas F
Walsh s ". woodward. and Frederick
C. Stevens are The Washington members
of the New York chamber. which is COM
posed OF some OF The most prominent men
in New York City and the nation
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When you have lost or found anything.
telephone an advertisements 70 The Wash
ingrOn Herald. and bin VIII De sent ycu
az I cent a word
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
BUSINESS NOTICES

PLAYS
Read aud fully criticised. Productions
guaranteed II manuscripts warrant
PRESTON GIBSON.
Colorado Building
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24

Mary L Radford; secretary. Margaret
Alvords treasurer. J. 8forren Goodpasture;
Marshall F. Gutherz. NJ Helen Hendrick.
katherine Silliman. and ". Taylor Thorn,
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

GEORGE P. ZURH0RST,
3OI East Capitol Street
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24

CULVER Suddenly. on Wednesday even
ing, june q 1s09. Capt A. l. CCL-
NER, l. : y.
Notice OF funeral later.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24

rHOMAS-On Tuesday. June % 1876. ~ (
g. "a. ar his residence. 1l1S = street
northwest. VAN buren,. beloved
husband OF Rachael Jane Thomas.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-24

+ Uneral thursday. June p az p n.
from the residence OF his son. Or. ".
J. o. Thomas. 1916 Thirteenth street
northwest Interment in Glenwood
Cemetery Relatives and friends n
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DENIPSEY-0n Melreslar- -

Tuesday. June 2. 1900. at
1913 =. m. az her residence. 12If
Twelfth street northeast MARY
ELIZABETH. eldest daughter OF the
late Charles and Martha y. Lehman
= : -
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
AstrenonY

m there were any money to be made
IN astronomy everybody would be
studying Il. About all we can see Is
figures. and these are 80 big that they
stagCer the understanding. Every child
I'm the United States knows bow 10 ind
the north star (Old Polarlsl from the
pointers Of the dlpper. but no child
can appreciate the statement that this
star l. distant from the earth 2lOOOO'-
OOO.OOO.OOO miles-two hundred and ten
trillions! The Twentieth Century Linn
lted. travelling at one mile n minute
would have to run without stopping
for 470OOONgu wears IN order 10 tray'
erse this distance II Hight really
travels 1s7,TC0 miles n second. a ray
from the north star would be thirty
six years IN reaching the earth--New
York Press.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
A STEADY DRAIN.
SICK Kidneys Weaken the Whole
BOdy--haKs YOu IIl. Languid and
Depressed.

Sick kidneys weaken the body
through the continual drainage OF life
giving albumen from the blood into the
urine, and the substitution Of poisonous
uric acid that goes broadcast through
the system, sowing the seeds OF disease.
Loss Of albumen causes weakness, Ian
guOr, depression. Uric poisoning causes
rheumatic pain, nervousness, nausea,
cricks in the back, gravel and kidney
stones. The proper treatment Is kid
ney treatment, and the best remedy 70
DOan's Kidney Pills. Great Tellahas-
see cures prove It.
John James Grant, retired, 100 Caro-
/ line street, Tallahassee, Fla, says
For number OF years kidney disease
afflicted me, and Il would be hard 20 de-
scribe all the misery that | endured.
was never free from a dull ache in my
/ back. and on some occasions / was so
bad that cOUld not get around. The
/ kidney secreti0ns we're irregular IN pgss
sage and otherwise unnatural. ! also
/ had frequent headaches and dizzy spells.
/ | had seen Doan's Kidney Pills so highly
advertised that / at last made up my
mind to try them and procured q box az
/ Hardee Smith Co 3 drug store. They
soon cured me and ! have not had q
SIGN of kidney trouble since TO say
that endorse Doan's Kidney Pills, Is
putting my appreciation Of them
4. mildly"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-- and
take no other. l5-lm
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

The brain usually stops growing at
about nfty. and from sixty 10 seventy
Il Is more likely to decrease. IL has
bceh reInted by Canon MacColl that
Mr. Gladstones head was constantly
outgrowing his hats. AS late az the
Midlothian campaign. when be was
nearly seventy. he was obliged TO have
bis head remeasured for this reason.
Canon MacCOlI's conclusion that this
continual growth Of brain contributed
60 Mr.. GladstOne's perennial youthful.
ness appears not unwarranted.-Lon-
don Spectator.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

He was an impecunious nobleman
with air castles in sunny France. Aft
er much deilberation he sent the fol
lowing note to the pretty heiress:
Dear Mlas-I love you, but 90 not know
how 20 express myself How would you
edviaef COUNT De buSA-
And the heiress penned the follow
ing:
Dear COunt-EEpress yourself any way
you wish except c, o. D., az you are NOS
worth the charges.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

A herb called by the natives CA
che. but bOtanically Eupatorium ~
baudlanum. grows wild IN Paraguay.
Il Is remarkable for lts sweetness. In
deed, the native name means tho
sugar plant" Il grows along The Dor
ders Of the river Amambahl and At
talns q height o. ouly about 1fs inches.
The smallest bic o. this plant wien
placed upon the tongue produces q
Surprisingly sweet favor. which. e =
said lasts foe hours Tho aaccharino
power b much greater than that 81
suear.-Youth's Companipn-
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
BIG BARN BURES
And Handsome Little Pony BELONG
ind 70 Hon. John W. Henderson.

Hon. John w. Henderson lost by FIRE
last Saturday afternoon his stable IN
which were three horses and one or two
vehicles. One of the horses, q pony
belonging to his little son, was burned
before il could be removed from the
building.
Upon investigation 1t has been found
that a negro working in the stable,
dropped y lighted cigarette into pile
Of hay.
Energetic work on the part Of the
FIRE companies SAVED adjOining,bui
from destruction.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

the back are also symptoms that tell you
the kidneys and bladder are out OF order
and need attention.
what TO DO.
There Is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulflis almost every wish in correcting
rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys,
liver, bladder and every part OF theurinary
passage. Corrccts inability 10 hold water
and scaiding pain in passing Il, OF bad
effects following use Of liquor, wine or
beer. and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity % being compelled 10 go often
through the day, and 20 get mp many
times during the night. The mild and
immediate eject Of Swamp-ROot Is
soon realized. II stands the highest be
cause &c remarkable
health restoring prop
critics. II yOu need -,
medicine you sssald $50.
have the best. Sold BY
druggists Ia ffty-cent
and one-doilar sizes. 49, u -
You may have a sample bottle cent free
bymaii. Address Or. Kiimcr s. Co, Bing.
harutoa, N. ". Mention tIis paper and
rumnmh erthena1ne, Dr.. kilmer Swamp-
Root. and tha addreo1, hinRhamtca.
n, ", oa eVety battle,
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

q brick dust sedi-
ment, or settling,
stringy or milky
appearanceo often
indicates an un-
healthy contli-
tiOn OF the kid
neys; too fire.
quent desire 20
pass It or pain In
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect Il.
How TO Flnd Out.

Fill a bottle or common glass with your
water and let IL stand twenty-four hours;
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

the back are also symptoms thar tell you
the kidneys and bladder are out Of order
and need attention.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15
WEST DUBLIN,

James Mclntlre and sons, Oi
SIX Mile Run, were fishing IN
Wooden Bridge Greek on Tues
day. Mr.. Mcintyre Is superln
tendent Of the Com mmerclal Coal
Company's mine at F'inIeyvllle.
A few of our people are attend
ing Sunday School Convention in
McConnellsburg. We wish that
more could represent, to hear the
excellent addressed which are eX
pected.
Our farmers have been some
what delayed IN the sowing of
buckwheat by the dry weather.
We hope that the weather will
soon be favorable for the sewing
of this crop.
Charles Barton and family, of
Homestead, visited at Hiram
Clevenger's the latter part of last
week.
Our farmers have been quite
busy with work at grain ana hay
since the Fourth of July, and the
weather has been fine for such
work.
Foxes have been quite trouble
some to some of our people this
summer. Nathan Deshong and
j. f. Johnson each killed one re
Gently.
Mrs. Margaret Kesselring, Of
Hustontown, is staying with the
family of her brother G. M.
Brant during harvest.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15
Thaw's Chances are Briellt.

White Plains, n. Y, July 12.-
If counsel can agree, a com mis-
sion of three alienists, mutually
selected, will pass upon the ques-
tion of Harry X. Thaw's sanity.
This was practically decided be-
fore adjournment to day at a con
tinuation Of the hearing before
justice Mills in which counsel for
Stanford Whites slayer is trying
to establish his right to release
from the asylum for the criminal
insane, at Matteawan.
With all OF TO days testimony
~ favor of Thaw and with the
Indication that his wife, Evelyn
Nesbit Thaw, will take the stand
IN his behalf; with District At
torney w. T. Jerome eliminated.
Thaw's chances for release ap-
pear brighter than at any time
since his com mltment.
Evelyn Nesbit Thaw, who has
been living IN retirement of late,
may take the stand tomorrow.
She has abandoned vacation
plans, 1T is announced, to appear
for her husband. The testimony
heard to day, from jailers, inn.
keepers, real estate dealers, cler
gy men, dentist and repOr ter
all called by Thaw was uniform
ly in his favor.
Witnesses related conversa-
tions with him on music, dogs,
cigars, literature, electricity, ge
ology, prison life, sport, religion
and the personality of the late
Pope Leo Mi. An lnn-keeper
thought Thaw perfectly sane, ex
cept that on one occasion he re
fused the witnesses invitation to
take a drink with him. He ad-
mltted under cross examination
that he had known rational per-
sons to decline drink.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15
Paid Undertaken II Years AGO.

York, July 12.-By the sudden
death CT Mrs Flora Wellman, at
the almshouse yesterday morn
ing, burial contract, which she
entered into twelve years ago
with undertaken Strack; becomes
operative.
On June %, 1897, Mrs. Well
man went to Strack's place of
business, deposited a sum of
money sufficient to secure for
her a respectable burial, received
a written agreement signed by
Mr.. Strack to provide for her
burial after he death Mrs. We'll
man, at that time, also paid the
sum fS25 for the keeping of her.
g ave and that of her husband,
in Prospect Hill cemetery, IN
good o der.
Mrs. Wellman, as old age ap
preached seemed TO have on her
mind the subject of providing for
herself. About five years ago
she paid a snm of money, ap-
proXimately $500, to the Luther
an Home, at Washington, to pro.
vide home for her until death.
She went to the home, but about
a year ago grew tired of 1t and
returned to York where for a
time she made her home with an
adopted sou and step sister.
Dissatisfied, however, with de-
pending upon others, she went
to the almshouse; where she had
been for a time previous to 60
ing to Washington.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15

The gifts of John D. Rockefel-
Ter, which are known to total
Sl2, 900, 900 makes interesting the
query how long 1t would take to
count that number.
Counting fast as one is able,
enunciLting each figure, one can
count about 2l2 per minute. This
is faster than the average person
can go, but taking it as a basis,
one would count -, 720 per hour.
Working the full day, "a hours,
the total of 205, $50 would be
reached. At the end of the year,
the total would be III ,427, 200. -
But in these days, s hours are
considered a working day. So,
IN three years, at that rate, one
would not reach the mum Der of
dollars which Mr.. Rockefeller is
known to have given.
Think what you have done dur.
ing eight hours each dav for the
past three years! Think again,
and you will reach some idea of
the number of dollars-doIlars
remember, not cents-that the
oil king has handed out.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15
CHURCHES,

PRESBYTERIAN.- Rev. John Diehl.
Sabbath school at 9:15. Preachiup
iO:3O an alternate Sundays, and $50
every Sunday. Christian Endeavor at
$50. Prayer meeting Wednesday eve.
1ing at 700. All are cordially invited.
METHODIST EPIsCoPAL-Rev. C w.
Bryner, Pastor. Sunday School
at $3.50 a. NJ. Preaching every other
sunday morning at 1870 and every
sunday evening at 700. Epworth
league at 500 p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 100.
UNITED t'REsBYTERIAN-E,ev ]. L.
Grove, Pastor. Sunday school at $3.50
b. IN. Preaching every Sunday morn.
ng at l0;3O, and every other Sunday
'vening at7:O0. The alternate Sabbath
evenings are used by the Young Peo.
)le's Christian Union at 700 D. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 100.
EVANGELICAL LUTBERAN-Rev. Cal
vlnFassoldPastor. Sunday school 9:15
\. m. Preaching every other Sunday
morning at 1850 and every other Sun
lay evening at 100. hristian En-.
ieavor at 500 p. m. Prayer meeting
On Wednesday evening at TOO.
REFORMED Rev. Rice, Pas
or. Sunday school at 9:3O a. m.
reaching on alternate Sabbaths at
l0:0O a. m. and 700 p. m. Christian
Endeavor at 500 p. m. Prayer meet.
ing on Wednesday evening at 700.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15
A Unique DRY" Argument.

The following offer, printed on
blotter, and signed by dozen
grocery firms OF Delaware, Ohio,
has bee1 scattered by the thous-
and "Any one who drinks three
glasses of whlskey a day for one
year and pays 10 cents a drink
for 1T, can have IN exchange at
any of the firms whose names
appear on this card, three bar.
rels of flour, twenty bushels of
potatoes, 200 pounds OF granulat
ed sugar, one barrel of crackers,
one pound of pepper, 2 pounds OF
tea, so pounds of salt, 20 pounds
of rice, so pounds of butter, lO
pounds of cheese, 25 pounds OF
coffee, 10 pounds of candy, and
three dozen cans of tomatoes, 1C
dozen pickles, 10 dozen oranges,
10 dozen bananas, two dozen cans
o. corn, l8 boxes of matches, hall
a bushel of beans, 100 cakes OF
soap, and one package of rolled
oats, for the same money, and
get Sl5 30 premium for making
the exchaoge IN the expendi-
tures.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-07-15
LYNCHlNG IN AMERICA.
Why Son OF Uncle Sam Failed TO be Pres
ent at One,

ent al Une,
At a recent dinner IN London
the con\ ersation turned to the
subject OF lynchlng in the United
States. 1t was the general opin-
ion that large percentage of
Americans met death at the end
of rope. Finally, the hostess
turned to an American who had
taken no part IN the conversation,
and said:
"You, sir, must have often 81 en-
these affalrs?"
"Yes," he replied, "we take a
kind of municipal pride in seeing
which city can show the greatest
number of lynchings yearly"
ooh, do tell us about a lynch
ing you have seen yourself, "
broke in half a dozen voices at
once.
THE night before | sailed for
England, SAID the American, 81
was giving a dinner at an hotel to
a party of intimate friends when
colored waiter spilled a plate of
soup over the gown of a lady at
an adjoining table. The gown
was utterly ruined, and the gen.
tleman of her party at once seized
the waiter, tied rope around his
neck, and at a signal from the
injured lady swung him INTO the
air.
"llorrible." said the hostess,
with shudder. "And did you
actually see this yourself?"
"Well, no." admitted the
American, apologetically. "Just
at that moment | happened to be
downstairs killing the chief foI
putting mustard IN the custard.
Detroit News.