The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-02-18
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Well. said Nf. ssAyisis ipy itt
fosr4h ums. musi be- goiug What >
queer delusiop' replied Miss Paiirnc'
Gonns You're iesliy quite aSiioa.
AIRY.
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hnythisg About basisessi Well, an.
sRersd Mr. Camros beautifully, ~ hA.
had ioi oferperience 9Th promissorl
noics. ADD b. kpoSt ho1 b gel ehcci
esshed
Why % y01 insisi 90 - such red
tape IN your Department. BecAuse.
Answsrcd the Official, welc only hp-
man and liable 10 make mistakes, and
VT want 70 pat en- Of ~ long As pos
sble.
r. IL has always been . mystery ~ me,
remarked lbe observer Of events aud
thiDgs. why i never tires man 70
play fiddle, but wears him out 20
quickly 70 saw little wood.
Mrs. Nowliwed.-li's just brutal Of
YOU 10 call Il "ihis stnff." You said
you'd b. glad IL baked my own bread
and Mr NewliSed - Yes. but ! didn't
sAy wanted you 10 bake mine.
Wsien'i you worried about the
members Of your family daring their
lo.g absence from boue' Not at all.
don't own an automobile, and none
d them think they can swim or sail
boat.
Mrs. Griggs-Thc way that friend
Brown Of yours hints for drink Of
whiskey every time be calls here would
provoke saint. Mr. Griggs-Neyer
mind him, dear. He's only trying TO
provoke smile.
.--Yon say she hates their family
physieiaDf Yes; she though, she was
pinlng away from broken heart, and
ibe doctor diagnosed her case ms indi-
gestion and cured hor.
Applicant tin metropolitan HewF-
pAper Office Yes, sir; ! sm ready TO
accept amy position from office boy TO
chief editorial writer. Proprietor-The
editorial jobs are all full at present
Sorry. How about that Of Office boyi
You don't know enough.
There is no telling how fame is go
ing 10 be acquired, said the ambitious
citizen. No, answered the IT donic
person. Sometimes II comes from do
ing something great aud sometimes
fom saying something foolish.
So you sold thai miserable old mule
Of yours. iassir, replied Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley, fob real money. Doesn't i
weigh on your conscienecf Well, boss.
IL done had dat mule ON my mind SO
long lis kind OF relief 10 change of
an git Ina on my conscience
Il expect 10 take y few books with
me, said the aeronaut, as the trip Is
likely 10 be long one. They'll be
useful for ballast. too, presume, said
the reporter. Not 10 the least, reioin.
ed the aeronaut. shall take nothing
hut light fiction.
- was banded another instalment
~ the eternal woman question this
morning, remarked the benedict. What
was the answer queried the young
bachelor Ny wife asked me il her bat
was on straight, replied the freight
paying party Of the matrimonial part.
Why do you persistently avoid
meeting peoplef Are you mlsan.
thropei Not at ALL answered Mr..
Crankton. ! love 10 think well Of peo
pie. But have found so often thai ]
could have done il better 10y not get
ing so well acquainted.
There's nothing like presence Of
mind. Illustrateil, Non Whizzer. the
s3eed mAniac, offered me seat in his
racing machine and had the presence
Of mind 10 refuse He won't ask you
again. You bet be- wonit-not until he |
gets cut u The hospital aud buys a new |
machine.
"A we'll known Scotch author and !
young friend had spent the whole day
on the links and had had some close
and exciting matches A. they left fol
home the elder man remarked, do ye /
iniak yc could play again tomorrow,
iaddief" Well. answered the youth. |
II was 10 be married tomorrow, but /
suppose can put il OF"
Those lovemakiDg couples always
hire you 10 draw their cutter sleighss
remarked the truck horse. Yes, laugh
.d the old white nag. bal II seems 10
me Instead Of being attached 10 a sleigh
belong 10 an automobile. Au'amo
bslef How sof Well. when | draw
those lovemaking couples sint La
sparkling piug'n Aud horse laughs
thu, echoed through the stable awak-
rued The drowsy bos,lcr.
II ever marry, said the bachelor
who vas beginning 10 be old. J shall
be careful 10 pick out lady whom
can ileai As my equal. Oh. say. old
chap, answered the married man,
wouIda't Do thai II were you. ! can
tell yon from experience that woman
who would submit 10 such treatment
wouldn't be worth having around The
house.
The captain 81 a certain yacht bad