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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
Attraction.

Fruits fall to the earth because the earth attracts them. Bubbles in cup of tea stand around the sides of the cup because the cup attracts them The little bubbles gather about the large ones because the large bubbles attract the smaller ones Why ,.o the bubbles follow a teaspoon? Because the spoon attracts them. Why are the sides of pond covered with leaves while the middle is clear? Because tue shore attracts the leaves to itself.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
Secret Society Among Sess islanders .

Secret Society Among Sess islanders. The Sese islanders have attained 8 peculiar notoriety in Uganda because of a secret society called the Bachichi, which is not burial society. although It's members takv deep and intelli~ gent interest in all deaths and burials in their midst. In the more retired vil- lages. although greatly discouraged by the British authorities. it is said to bo still the custom for the sorrowing rel atives to bear the body of the deceased wrapped in bark on rough bier to some forest thicket, desolate ravine or other unfrequented spot. where it is left unburied by the bearers. who nev- CT revisit the place again. The Bachi- chi, who are denizens of neighboring village. and distant relatives of the deceased avoid the necessity of burial or cremation and show their respect for the deceased by simply eating him. National Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
A Stranger to His Wave,

A distinguished bishop of the Epis- copal church. arriving late at small town one night. found tue hotel closed, and. hammering at the door for admis- sion. a neighbor stuck his head out of an adjoining window with, "say, stranger. knock like the devilv' to which the bishop replied. q don't know how"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
They Chanaed.

A Vienna paper relates an anecdote of the painter Makart, who was some times as taciturn as Von Moltke One evening at dinner he sat for an hour next to the soubrette Josephine Gall meyer without volunteering word Finally she lost patience and exclaim- ed, Well. dear master. suppose we change the subject"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
brr,E WE KNOW.
p,,e Bluff People. and |rhey Say is of Locai
 Interest.

Interest.
 incident like the follow,
 here at home, it is bound
 ,,cbt with our readers. Sc
 .aa occurrences go the she nress; are published as n1e become skeptical. On s,kepticism is rapidly dis,
 This is due to the actual
 of our citizens, and thelr terances regarding them
 |. must doubt no more n
 such evidence as this. The
 nent of a reputable clt1- lX, right at home, one whAm |sse every day, leaves no hr the skeptlc to stanu oh' |p. Smith, 1912 Pine street. kf. Ark, says: q have used Fidnev Pills for kidney com Ind can higly recommend shis remedy brought prompt casf and I advise its use ,,e having any trouble from sys,''
 lie by all dealers. Price 70 7oster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, k. sole agents for the United her the name - Doan sand other.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
Not Too Oftan.

"They tell me New England Is fun of old maids," said the Philadelphia girl. Now suppose you Boston girls don't often marryY'' "No: only once. as d rule." replied the Boston girl- Philadelphia Record.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
Hit Home,

Tommy-Paw, what Is three card monte? Mir. Tucker-Its the most dia- boical. infernai swind,e that ever any. bOdy-er-er-Oh. it's some sort of e gambling game with cards, I believe. Tommy.-Chicago Tribune
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
Spot. Removed While You Sleep.

Dill-Has your wife recipe for re- moving spots from clothing? Pickle l should say she had! She removed two five-spots from my trousers pocket with quistpess and dispatch last nigh( Judge. 5-t5 <
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
A,ways After Us.

"No matter what we do, there is one Class of people who will always be after us," declared funny man,.
 "Who are they?' "Posterity."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30

Doan's Regulets cure constipation, tone the stomach stimulate the liye., promote digestion and appetite and easy passages of the bowels. Ask your druggist for them. 9 cents a box.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
His Mistake.

'I am very sorry to hear, captain, that your wife left yon so uncere- moniously."
 My mistake, sir. I took her for a mate, and she proved to be . skipper"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30

Says the woman, "Oh, that mine enemy would let me trim a hat for her." er."-Cleveland Leader.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
Witty Dolly.

ue-l say. Dolly. may I take your i tlotograph? You look so pretty that reel could eat you. She-Oh, see, .nsts why you want me on a plate.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
WMT'S HORSESHOEING SHOP.

Dr. F. c. Hoskins, V. S., mgr. and director of shoeing. Special atten' Een given crippled and diseased feet
 We make speciality of shoeing fancy driving and saddle horses and are prepared to give you the best shoeing In the city. Horses called for and delivered 414 W. Second Old phone 1856,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30

We, the undersigned, are solicit Ing orders for the American Excelsior Laundry and any favors shown us will be greatly appreciated. Phone sos and the wagon will call for and deliver same Any other laundry so- liciting under ou- name are not au- thorized to do SO Mrs. Rosa Lesin- ski and Mrs. Jesse G. Smith. 4-6 tr
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30

r rtecsotlon is better than repentance. ~Greek Proverb.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-30
The Boyce Construction
 Company

Are in the feli for business and have the most complete moving out fit in the city and do general build- ing business. Also general repairing business. Fix all clasz of roofs. shin gle, tin and composition. Make high class screens. When you are ready to build, move or repair you do your self an injustice to proceed without getting our estimate. Call old phone II or 897. D. w. lOYCE, Mgl.
 THE BOYCE CONSTRUCTION co.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

For RENT Furnished or UNFINISHED
rooms. Apply Mrs. T. N Crandall. 43ft
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26
We have inquiries every da
for vacant houses.
Paul S. Haddock Land Co.

Two women of Jerome were tried
last Saturday before Judged. L. Fuller,
of the probate court, on the charge of
keeping a sporting house. Prosecuting
attorney Disney swore out the complaint
while the defendants were represented
by Ross B. Haddock and Jas. r. Both
well AT the close of the trial the
jury returned verdict of not guilty.
+. G. tsenberg has nearly finished his
canal contract near Dietrich and may
put in a bid on the drainage canal work
80 be insuxurated on the Minidoka pro-
ject.
All untrimmed hatsat cost at tine
Morse Store. %
A local option eseetion was held in
Lomhi county, Wednesday. and returns
Indicate u majority of 50 for the dry
side. The Salmon City vote was tie.
Several pEecencts are yet to report bu.
the result viii not likely be changed.
w A. Brock District Agent for
the Merchants I.ife Association of Bur
hngton. Iowa; is here and will furnish
you the best life insurance for the west
crn man. az pd
Families wanting houses are
arriving in Shoshone every day.
List your vacant houses with US.
Paul S. Haddock Land Co.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

All hats will be sold at half price at
Miss Waters millinery store.
The ladies of the Episcopal church
viii hold bazaar Dec. IA. 10. formal
announcement Of which will appear
later.
Some new cards are on display at the
Merriheld Studio, something for the
baby.
The K. Of p, dance at the opera house
last evening drew large crowd and the
concensus of opinion is that it was one
Of the most successful and brilliant af-
fairs Of the season. Only one musician
was imported to assist the Shoshone or
chestra.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

Geo. d. SAVERS of the Journal force
was in Pocatello last Saturday and Sun
day on short visit with friends.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

Geo. d. SAVERS of the Journal fore
was in Pocatelo last Saturday and Sun
day on short visit with friends.
Mrs. Henry Schodde of Hepburn wa
in the county seat the first of the weel
being called here for the preliminar'
hearing Of Henry Berger who is accused
of killing one Of the Schodde cattle
Give US your next order for the genu.
inc Rock Springs lump coal.
C F. BORDEN.
About the most dissatisfied man in
town was certain young man last
evening. He had an engagement with
young lady but missed il on the ac-
count of his watch stopping Now if
he had had that watch repaired by the
expert matchmaker at the Vreden-
burgh's jewelry st ore all would have
been happy and he would not have
missed pleasant evening.
We can rent your house for
you, no matter what part of
town it is in.
Paul S. Haddock Land Co.
Steve Nichols, the bar tender who
was shot last week, and later taken to
the hospital at Pocatello is recovering
rapidly and will soon be out again
The bullet was removed from the right
side of the neck soon after he arrived
in Poeatelo.
Thos. j. Redmond, Bert Rhine and
Harold Pitts drove out to the lakes,
Wednesday eve, with their wagon
loaded with guns, boat and other hunt
ing paraphinalia with the intention of |
shooting ducks, and any other game
that might be sighted
The o. S. l.. coal chutes are short of
,oal this morning. 1t requires an
average of $50 tons day to supply the
Engines. Seven men are now at work
here.
Rev. |. M. Compton of East Walling-
ord, Vermont, is expected to arrive
lext Thursday to assume the passionate
# the First Baptist church of Shoshone
which was made vacant by the resi-
nation of Rev. Thos. NJ Patterson
asst summer.
DR.. Zeller found himself stranded in
he sage brush one night recently as he
,as driving out on fifteen mile ride to
isit patient on enough to see light
I lonely ranch house where he found
heller till the breaking light enabled
D find the road and drive on.
A preliminary trial was held before
Judge Fuller of the probate court last
londay afternoon wherein Geo. School
e of Hepburn was the prosecuting
illness and Henry Berger was the de-
sndant on charge of killing COW be-
nging to the complaining witness.
rosecuting Attorney Frank T. Disney
as assisted by Jas, r. Boutwell, while
arlan D. Heist represented the defend
,tJudge Fuller held the case under adj
sement till the next day when ne
'unc the prisoner over to the district
urt in the sum of $1,000, which the |
'fendant expects to furnish. 4
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

Under the Auspices eff the
Shoshone Commercial Club.
Prof. Sigmond Director.
First Night.
Opening Chorus.
Jokes.
Solo. 1--WE Lost Ny Gal"
Duet.
Monologue.
Quarsestes Honey DatI love So welP'
Jokes.
Chorus, ''Dixie Land
Pert Two.
Darkey Sermon,
Solo. wild Irish Rose. .
Mandolin and Guitar Solo.
Reading.
Cornet Solo.
Clog.
Querteste.
Closing Chorus, Jungle Town.
Subject to Change.
Complete change of program for second
night. Price of tickets rs cents. Child
rem % cents. Tickets reserved at wer-
nicke's
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26
STOCKHOLDERS NERO COMPANY

Miss Dot Morrison is down with APP
pendieitis.
Ross Hsddock was up from Jerome
last Saturday on legal business.
Hiss Waters announces reduction
Of so per cent on her millinery goods.
Mr., and Mrs, Ross d. Haddock were
up from jerome to spend the holiday.
Special attention will be given.
Family groups until after the holidays.
Chas Z. and II. G. Diehl expect TO
spend the winter in California while
Mrs. Diehl visits her parents in U tab.
Pie pumpkins at MeMahon's. The
good old fashioned kind. 40
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26
If you have a house for rent
list il with Us. HaddockLand Co.

NOTICE The BARRIERS OF Shoshons
have agreed TO close their shops at Z p.
m. every day except Saturday when
they win keep open until II o'clock.
Thanksgiving services at the Episco-
pal church in the morning and at the
Baptist church in the evening were
appropriate and Impressive.
We are agents for Rock Springs
Coal. WEErER LUMBER Co.
Miss Helen Dorsey was down from
HALEY the first CT the week and visited
= short time with her brother. Miss
Dorsey is connected with the Wood
River Times.
Bald your own building. Get com
plete outfit Of cement machinery brand
now. Can be bought for one fifth cost
Apply TO r. @. McGill Of Gooding. Al
All untrimmed hats at cost at the
Morse store. as
Mrs. Belle Cooley is having hard
tima with sickness in the family.
Archie having a case Of tonsilitis and
Anna being down with yellow jaandice.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

VOICE AND PIANO. VIII take Inn
tied number Of pupils for private in
struction in voice or piano. soft
PROF. L. NJ SIGMoND, Shoshone.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26
Complete line lunch cloths,
doilies, sideboerd and bureau
scarfs, ETC., just received at
Stockgrowers' Mere. Co.

Will have car of genuine Rock
Spring lump coal Monday. Get your
order in now. c. f. BORDEN.
Messrs. l.. f. Sigmond and Ray E.
Austin of American Falls are visiting in
Shoshone this week the guests of Mr..
and Mrs. L. N. Sigmond. The two Sig
monds are brothers and look very much
alike. Mr.. Austin is connected with the
American Falls Sheep Company.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26
Instructors

SHORT HAND: instructions given in
Short Hand. Pupils wanted. 1914
MRS. JAMES WEsTHoFF. Shoshone.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

FARM FOR SALE Forty acres on the
MiDidoIsa tract three miles east of Ru-
pert. For price, terms and etc, address
G. A. HANHAFoRD,
IA Pocatello. Ida.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

FoK SALE Second hand building
material for sale cheap. Call at New
School Building. j W. BARRETT. 37tf
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26
CLASSIFIED Mi S.


For shLE-A sewing machine. In
qrire of Mrs. F. M. Crandall- Aft
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1909-11-26

Old papers at the Journal Office in
bundles Of 20 for nickel
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
JOKE WAS ON THE ORATOR
Ringing Periods Awakened somno.
lent Citizen, But He Would Not
Stay to Listen.

John Kendrick Bangs. the author,
who spends SO much of his time at his
home on the Maine coast that he has
become a citizen of that state. took
part in last years political campaign,
and had many interesting experiences
on the stump. He admits that In one
instance the joke was ON him.
At this particular meeting he was
the third speaker, following two local
spellbinders to whom the crowd lis.
tened patiently In anticipation of the
big gun" of the occasion.
The evening was warm. and while
the second speaker was holding forth
q fat member of the band, occupying
q seat directly In front of the stage,
yielded to the somniferous influences
and snored loudly
That's n on you." chuckled Mr..
Bangs to his fellow orator. as the lat
ter closed his peroration and retired
to his seat at the rear OF the stage.
Now watch me wake him up!"
Sure enough. scarcely was Mr..
Bangs well under way before the fat
man opened his eyes. stared wildly
for an instant-and bolted for the
door!-Lippincott's.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03

TO her and who. has prosecuted his suit
abroad with great vigor for the last
several months.
Sad to relate, there came q quarrel
recently. 20 the cables say. Mrs.
Leeds had engaged passage for New
York. and Mr.. Cutting was coming
home by the same boat. When, how
ever. the widow found Mr.. Cutting was
to be q fellow-passenger. she cancelled
her engagement-at least that Is what
he European gossips have been say.
ing.
After returning to France, II Is said,
Mrs. Leeds made up her mind to re-
main In Europe q year or 20 more. and
Immediately began plans for q social
campaign in London under the tutelage
Of her friend. Lady Paget. 1t would
couse no surprise II Mrs. Leeds bios
somed out In a London house Of her
own for the coming season.
Meanwhile the reported quarrel with
Mr.. Cutting let's the French fortune
hunters get busy again. Among the
most assiduous suitors Is Prince Deiu-
ctnge. whose title dates to the thir-
teenth century. and who is a chum of
the Grand Duke Boris Of Russia.
This second prince to try his luck
10 quite a lavish gentleman, and by no
means penniless. SO that. II the buxom
American should change her mind on
the subject Of furnished titles he might
stand q fair SHOWN. Y. Press,
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
4 ACCORD.

Chamberiain. 3 Done hundred
consecutive operations Of appendicitis.
seven operations on the stomach. thir-
ty-0ne tum0r removals three Kidneys
removed. besides numerous other op-
eratiors have been performed by the
surgeons Of the Sanitarium at Cham
berlain without . single fatality.
Over taree hundred other operations
including the In the abdom-
inal cavity with only two fatalities.
The Sanitarium surgeons have per-
formed one thousand ave hundred op-
erations with but two fatalities follow.
ing the operation.
The ri for this splendid rec
ord Is the careful preparation and
painstaking care bestowed on the pa
tient before the operation. during the
operation and following the operation.
Every q . that wishes q private
Lurse has One. and those who do not
want the extra expense OF . special
nurse are cared for In a ward with
one nurse to every Tour or six patients.
instead Of n nurse to ten to twenty
Ave patients as Is the custom in the or
binary hospital.
The nurse in charge of the operat-
Ing room and the surgical nurse has
mad nine years experience in some OF
the foremost hospitals In the country.
and has spared no pains or work to
make herself proficient in her line.
The treatments given the patients
after operation relieves them Of the
strain and distress which causes 30
many to dread operations. The, pa
tients are constantly under supervi-
sion from the time they enter the sur
gical department till they leave IT. and
when a patient is told that he is
ready TO leave he need not fear that
he Is going to have bad results after
reaching home. This constant care
and the splendid results obtained have
filed the Sanitarium to overlooking,
and another physician has been added
to the stan. and ffty-ive new room
are nearing completion.
Patients from sixteen states and
Canada to the number of over 200
have been treated in the two years
and four months of the institutions ex-
istence, With the added facilities and
the moderate charges and u~nexcelled
work being done the people of South
Dakota are justly proud of this insti-
tuition and will patronize 1t in prefer
ence to foreign hospitals because of
the better results.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
Purchasing Power.

A young gentleman of our &C.
qiaintance, who had just reached the
age Of six. was recently waiting with
his mother for a train at a railway
station. when he noticed q penny-in.
the-slot weighing machine. He asked
his mother a great many questions
about it. and at last received permits.
sion to drop in his penny and be
weighed. Having obtained that I'm,
portant Information, ne said: "How
much would l have weighed, mamma,
IL l had dropped in a dollar? }"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03

"Having taken your wonderful Casca.
rets' for three months and being entirely
cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia.
I think a word Of praise Il due to
'Cascarets' for their wonderful compost.
ton. l have taken lei other 90
called remedies but without avail, and I
find that Cascarets relieve more in a day
than all the otheSsI have taken wouldin
Q year" 49, James Mcclure,
100 nescer st., Jersey City, N. ].
Pleasant, rAlatable. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or grippe.
loc. Sc, 500. Nevsr sold n bulk. The gem
uine tablet stamped CCC. Guaraneeed to
cure o. ysur nooey baek. go
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
"Juiius Caesar" Sent to Bed.

At the British Authors club ban
Quet In his honor, Lieut.. Shackleton
told an amusing story of a man who
went home n night after dinner and
took with him four OF five others.
Come In, boys" he said, land have
a last drink"
But your wife might not like It,"
one of the party replied.
MY wife," was the answer; II am
Julius Caesar in my house."
On entering they were received by
the lady OF the house with the words:
"Oh. walk In. gentlemen: there is
plenty of drink In the dining room.
~ for Julius Caesar, he is going to
bod. 44i ss ..~ Aa !
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
Restrictions On An Heiress.

The most recent addition to the
ranks of the wealthy heiresses OF
New York Is Miss Katherine Bradley
Bigelow. a little girl OF ten years.
Under the will OF her grandmother.
Mrs. Ellen NJ. Hennessy. Miss Bige-
law inherits q fortune estimated at
$500. 900. which Is. however. forfeit II
she eve travels unaccompanied by a
maid or chaperon OF education and
refinement or II she marries a divorc.
ed man or an actor.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
sEcRM WORKERS 4 6
The Plan Upon Which Coffee Operates

Coffee is sueh . secret worker that
1t Is not suspected as the cause Of sick.
ness or disease, but there is a very
sure way to find out the truth.
A lady In Memphis gives an inter.
esting experience her husband had
with coffee. It seems that he had been
using 1t for som. time and was an
invalid. /.
The physician in charge shrewdly
suspected that's coffee was the "Werm
at the root of the tree" and ordered
1t discontinued With Instructions to
use Postum regularly in its place.
The wife says: I'VE found that was
the true remedy for his stomach and
heart trouble and We would have glad
~ paid q hundred times the amount
Of the doctors charge when we found
how wise his judgment was.
1.-The use Of Postum instead OF COT.
fee was begun about q year ago. and
1t has made my husband a strong. well
u He has gained thirty-five pounds
In that time and his stomach and heart
troubles have all disappeared.
THE first time l prepared 1t l did
not boil 1t long enough and he said
there was something wrong with it.
Sure enough 1t did taste very fiat. but
the next morning I followed directions
carefully, boiling 1t for fifteen minutes,
and he remarked this Is better than
any OF the old coffee
I'VE use Postum regularly and never
tire Of telling our friends Of the bene-
at we have received from leaving Oh
coffee" ~ 49, g..
Look for the little book,-The Road to
Wcllville," In pkgs. There's 4 Reason. -
Evercrsal the dneve lettetY " ~
Sc 0DDeoro ~fFo0< t1Re - Tkey
IRE ee4uanes tRues an1 full - Aomnn
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
He Knew the Reason.

II can say one thing in favor of Mr..
Featherly, remarked Mrs. Hendricks,
the landlady: "he never takes the last
piece of bread on the plate" mo. in.
deed, Mrs. Hendricks" assented Dunn
ley, cordially. "Featherly amt quick
enOugh."-Bazar.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-12-03
Literary Favorites.

The Paris Gaulois has been asking
it, readers to name the IS creates,
writer's In the world up to the presen,
day. The list which resulted from the
voices given by 1l.247 readers runs:
Victor Hugo. Shakespeare. Racine
Corneille. vergil, Moliere. Homer
Dante. Goethe. Bossuet, La FOntaine
Lamartine. Chateaubriand. voltaire
Cicero. Pascal. Musset, Raizac. Soph
ocles. Horace. Schiller. Plato. Ger
vantes. ]. J.. Rousseau and Milton
Votes were given for 432 other auth
ors.
1t will be noticed that the list con
tains the name OF 40 living writer
and that II OF the 25 are French
three Latin. two Greek. two English
two German. one Italian and one
Spanish.