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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1909-07-21
ROOFING

We have the largest stock of roofing material in town
and think you will find prices little the lowest 1t
will not cost you much to find anyway
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1909-07-21
HunOr and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
By DUNCAN ~. SMITH

The man who takes his punishment
gracefully and profits by it is slated
for the hero class or something equal
ly good.
We may as we'll all stand from un-
der when the woman who is going to
have her own way and doesn't care
who knows it appears on the scene.
There really isn't any use in a mans
knowing how to work if he knows how
to annex successfully the results Of
other mems labor.
Don't make the mistake of thinking
that your enemy is inert because ST
fenced
One of the most puzzling problems
is, Why do some people act that way {
In the changing tides of time the
fellow that was against you may be
for you, so look out for him.
Most modern languages are interest
ing. but baseball language is especial
~ so.
A we'll trained memory is one that
never presents us with a disagreeab!e
thing.
Wives should be uniformly kind to
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1909-07-21

A we'll trained memory is one that
never presents us with disagreeab!e
thing.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1909-07-21
Water Pipe

You will make money if You buy Iron Pipe now it is
very cheap and looking for advance soon. We
have big stock and shall try fill all large or small
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
PAUL G. scHuH g. SONS SUCCESS

Paul G. Schulz & Sons, the popular
druggists rather than. await the or
binary methods of introduction, urgcf
the Dr. Howard Co. to secure a quick
sale for their celebrated specific for
the cure of constipation and dys-
pepsia by offering the regular soc
bottle at half-price.
In addition to selling soc bottle Of
DR., Howard's Specific for 25c Paul G
Schuh & Sons have so much faith
in the remedy that they will refund
the money TO anyone whom il does
not cure.
When your head aches, your stom-
ach does not digest food easily and
naturally when there is constipation
specks before the eyes tired feeling,
giddiness bad taste in the mouth,
coated tongue heartburn, sour SON
ach. roaring or ringing in the ears.
melancholy and liver troubles Or.
Howard's specific will cure you II
II does not, it will not cost yeu Il
cent.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06

Is years ago, when he held post
ton with the now extinct Mound
City Furniture company
Messrs. Joe Barnard, Harry Boyd
and Kyle Emf. of Cairo, were in the
city Sunday.
Ernest Coulter returned to Tur-
ners Landing, KY, Sunday.
Miss Jodie Parker of Cairo, spent
Sunday with her uncle, w. T. Parker
ana family on Main street.
Misses Ruth Wilson and Ida John
son We're entertained at a dainty 5
o'clock dinner al the home of Mr..
and Mrs. C. f. Richey on Poplar
street Sunday.
The Betts-Perks Picture show
company is adding new machinery
and are now using Associated films
which are quite an Improvement. At
present the photos and ads of two
progressive city candidate. Lyle A.
Murphy and Byron l.. Connell, are
being shown, an up-to-date way of
putting their cause before the public
and soliciting the support of Their
friends. A much larger attendance
is anticipated by the management al
though the show pushes has been a
splendid success.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
RACE TRACK FOR AlRsHlPs.
Course on Long Island TO Be Open TO
All Inventors by May I.

New York.--New York is to have .
race course for flying machines. 1t Is
TO be on grounds controlled by the
Long Island Motor Parkway, some
whore between Hampstead and Farm
ingdale, and will provide ample room
and facilities for all types of dirigible
balloons and heavier-than.air ma
chimes
Negotiations between the Aero Club
of America and the Parkway assOcia'
lion have been going on for some time
and at the meeting of the clubs board
of directors recently announcement
was made that the lease had been
signed Committees were named, and
it is expected that the grounds viii be
in readiness May /.
Several buildings will be erected to
be used as machine shops and shelter
for the machines, and the grounds
will be marked off so that accurate rec
Ords of all flights may be made The
courne and buildings will be under the
control of the Aero club and viii be
available for any inventor who has q
machine that gives promise of flying
N Ia something that aeronauts and
avistors of New York have long beer
striving to get, and ii is expected that
the course will become national in its
character and that many important
records will be made there within the
next two or three wears
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06

efficient business man does his own.
II looked like there would be a judi
cial reapportionment until last week
and therefore | delayed my announce
ment. I viii not have time TO see
you personally The Circuit Court
is the peoples great court and the
good Judge will save your money, oil
force the law, protect your property
and liberty He will lend his iniiu'
ence to bring the murderer, the
vicious and lawless to justice and
protect the innocent. If | am elected
nv motto will he hold court, attend
to business and give every man a
square deal | ask you to do unto
me as you would that would do unto
you if you Were in like circumstances
will be delighted to receive your
support and as my name appears at
the fourth place AMI the last on the
ballot. let the Scriptural passage be
again verified, Let the last be the
first" and | promise you that your
interest will receive attention. Con-
slider my case, give each of MS a
square deal, / feel that you are a
fair jerry and believe in fair and a
square deal and that my cause will
receive d fair consideration and
shall be content with your verdict.
Yours truly
DAVID J. COWAN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
ECZEMA DURABLE? PROVEN!
Attorney at Moline, Ill.,, Convinced
Ry Oil of Wintergreen Com
pound.

There is nothing that will con
vince lawyer except evidence.
Now, here is some rather starting
evidence of simple home cure for
eczema which convinced one lawyer
r. C. Enstriken. attorney at Moline
m Uc tells how oil of wintergreen
compound mixed with thymol and
glyrerine. as In d. ID. ID. Prescription
cured him in thirty days after thirty
two years of suffering.
For % years" writes Attorney
Eptriken Il was troubled with &C
zcma. scabs all over my face, body
and head. / could run q hair brush
over my body and the floor would be
covered with scales enough to fill a
basket. / tried everything-salyes,
internal medicine, X-Ray--all with
out result
Gus month ago ! was Induced
10 trv d. d. D. Prescription The itch
was relieved Instantly; so I con-
tinued. II is Just a month now and
am completely cured. have not a
PARTICLE of itch and the scales have
dropped on"
Il can only say again CURE DIS
COVERED. am now starting al &c
g,ma sufferers on the right track
Cure after cure has been brought
TO our attention and always that in
slant relief from the awful itch.
Herman c. Schuh, Druggist.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
MOUND CITY.

~ 7I a April 5. P
A beautiful and very quiet wedding
occurred at the pleasant home of Mr..
and Mrs. John l.. Dougherty Sunday
noon when Mis- Sarah Rimar and Mr..
Ralph Bise were joined in the holy
bonds of matrimony by Rev. w. u.
Margrave. Both young people are
highly respected in the communities
New Hope, and. the later Cache.
Mr.. and Mrs VIM. Potter and little
son, Albert of Fourth ana Poplar
streets, Mrs. John Heard and daugh-
ter, Georgia, of Omsted, and Mrs.
w. ID. Margrave were guests at The
wedding dainty wedding dianer
was served by Mrs. Dougherty. The
young people have the best wishes
Of their many friends for a bright AMI
prosperous future.
Mrs John Calhoun who has been
in our city the guest of Mrs. Geo,
Wilson on Poplar street, returned
Sunday to her home in Grand Chain.
w. w Hough visited his wife at
St Mary's Hospital Sunday.
Miss Fannie Cummings was a
Cairo visitor Sunday.
Mrs. Ella Watkins of Mounds,
spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs.
Chas. Liyesay on Main street
Matt Dayidge who is employed at
pulaski was the guest of his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs Chas. Dayidge on Main
street Sunday.
One of the Sunday school classes of
St. Peters Episcopal church will
have a candy sale Saturday after
noon. Some of the members may
call on YOU before Friday soliciting or
dcrs for good home made candy
arl you would be aiding good ca, Sc
by vour assistance. The candy which
will consist of taffy, fudge and sea
foam will be made at the home of
Mrs VIM. Montgomery. TIE proceeds
will go toward the Missionary Fund.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. G. Blankenship Ct
Wickliffe and Mrs James G. Blaine
of Cairo were the guests OF Mr. ami
Mrs. c. I. Grady on Fourth street
the past few days.
Sidney Johnson was a Cairo visitor
Sunday.
Messrs Lon Shelton and James Ca
pcot returned 10 Cairo Sunday where
they have employment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Stewart of Cairo
were the guests OF Mr.. and Mrs Joe
Lutz on First street Sunday.
Mrs Pink Dunsworth returned
home Sunday from America.
Mrs. J.. C. Ent. daughter, Mildred
and son Lewis, of 27O7 Poplar street
Cairo. spent Sunday with Mrs. +. c
Eurns and Mr. and Mrs. r. II. Haw
ley.
The nuptials of Miss Elva Dalton
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Hollands WAY.

In Holland there are few ablehod.
led paupers There is tract Of pub
lie land containing 5000 acres, which
is divided into six model farms, and
to one of these is sent the poor per
son applying for public relief. II he
voluntarily serves until he learns ag-
ricuIture he is allowed to rent small
farm for himself and be what Is called
p free farmer. Every pauper who is
thus reclaimed TO honest regular In.
dustry is so much gain to the state.
There is also forced labor colony,
where beggars and Migrants arc sent
and made TO do farm and other work,
whether they like 1t or not.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06

NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBORS
Observation-Disclosures.

rand Mr.. Claude Edwards were per
formed il Cairo Sunday at the home
| of the brides parents Mr.. and Mrs
| Lee Dalton. Tho bride resided in
| this city until recently and has a
host Of friends here Mr.. Edwards
has been resident here sence his
early childhood and he and his wife
| have the best wishes of their many
| friends. They came to this city Sun
day afternoon and will reside in the
Armstrong cottage on Flurth street
Miss Alice Tucker who attended the
wedding returned home with them.
w. D. Kelly returned home from
Creal Springs Sunday
James O'Sulliyan was a Cairo Wis
itor Sunday.
Mrs Newt. Dalton, on First street
left Sunday for Sikeston, Mo, where
she will visit her daughter, Mrs
Gertie Landlord. Miss Goldie DIAL
ton who left recently to spend a few
lays in Sikeston, is suffering with a
very sore finger. supposed to have
been poisoned by pricking it with a
pin.
Mrs. j. S. Miller and daughter
Merle, spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Maude Maddox in Cairo
Mrs Kate Richards and daughters.
Marie and Grace, were among the
Cairo visitors Sunday.
Dame Rumor has it that one of
Noun Is NEST highly esteemed young
ladies will soon wed. She was for
merly a resident of this city and has
many friends here.
George Armstrong returned t.
Cairo Sunday.
Mrs Robert Castor returned home
Sunday from Olmsted whore she has
been the guest of relatives.
The following persons were i'm
mersed at Bartletts log boom Sun
Jay afternoon: Mrs. w. II. Harley,
Mrs VIM. Talley, Mr. and Mis-
Richard Aldredge, Mrs. Norman Har-
ris, Mr.. and Mrs lGph Dayidge, Mrs
Matt Davidge, Misses Bertha and
Anna Schiller, Miss Margie Weisker:
Messrs. Emanuel Cotton, Jesse
Smith, VIM. Kisner, Ed Ellis. Ray
Moore, Walter Schiller and Isom
Wallace.
S. A. Steers of America was in the
city Sunday.
A. J. Dougherty is suffering with a
severe attack of rheumatism.
| The Ladies Aid of the NJ. L.
/ church will meet Wednesday after
moon with Mrs. VIM. Wilson at her
home on Fourth street.
! Messrs. Frank Campbell and Frank
Bergman left Sunday for Gasconade
Mr., where they have secured en-
rloyment on the government works
VIM. s. Montgomery of Evansville
Ind, was circulating amCng old
friends here Sunday Mr.. Montgom.
cry and his wife resided here about
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Words TO Freeze the Soul.

"Your son has consumption. His
case is hopeless" These appalling
words were spoken to Geo. e. Blcv-
ems. a leading erchant of Sprin gfeld.
n. c. by two expert doctors-cne q
lung specialist. Then was shown the
wonderful power of DIR. Kings New
Discovery. After three weeks use, -
writes Mr. Blevens. "he was as well
as ever. would not take all the
money in the world for what it did
for y boy" lnfallible for Coughs and
Colds. its the safest, surest cure of
desperate lung diseases on earth. SOC
and s1OO All druggists guarantee
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Lou in Which lincoln Cut His Name.

Decatur, nl.-While cleaning drift
wood out of the Sangamon river at
the site Of the old Lincoln home west
If the city recently Dick Cochran
dragged from the water an elm los
in which was cut with knife "A. Lin
coin. Mar. Z, 1892"
Cochran came to the city and cas-
uslly mentioned his find Steps were
at once taken to rescue the log and
Cochran hurried home to see that no
harm came to II.
Abraham Lincoln and his father
made their first home in Illinois at
the spot where the Jog was found.
Description removes any doubt about
the log being genuine. Cochran said
Il appeared 10 have been under water
for many years.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
NOTICE OF COLOR OF PRIMARY
BALLOT.


State of Illinois.
County of Alexander, SIS.
!. Jesse e. Miller, County Clerk IN
and for the County or Alexander III
the state aforesaid, do hereby cerli-
fly that have pursuant to law Sc
lected colurs for the primary bollots
of the respective parties at the pri-
mary election April 18th, 1909, in
said county. as follows.
Republican party, Yellow
Democratic party, Pink.
Prohibition party, Light Blue.
Socialist party, Red.
In testimony whereof | have here
unto set my hand aud affixed my of
fetal seal at Cairo, Illinois, this 9th
day of March, 1909.
JESSE Il. MILLER,
County Clerk.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Not Worth Touching.

The souse-Yessir. fell down in
the gutter. and nobody paid any at
.cntion TO me.
His Pa-You must have felt like 30
cents.
The Souse-NOpe-sOmcbody woulds
picked me up II | looked worth that
much.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
ODD FELLOWS ATTENTION.

Hon. O. T. Alshive of Chicago Will
give n lecture on Woodcraft and Fra,
ternal!sm at Armory hall on We'd
ncsday night Mt s o'clock, April z
MIR. Alshiyc is one of the ablast
speakers in Illinois. 1t will be a
treat to hear him. Every Odd Eel
low and every citizen are cordially
invited. Free to all
NJ. w. A. COMMITTEE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
ExcusabIe.

Mrs. Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
speaking in New York recently. said:
what Is woman? Nothing but the
female relative Of a man. She is the
daughter, the wife OF the mother of
somebody. The man Is the noun: the
woman the proposition. She is always
of. from. to or by--never the thing
itself never an independent entity"
II Mr.. Charlotte Perkins Gilman
isn't a proud man he ought to be-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
un Before the Bar.

n. II. Brown, an attorney, of PITTS
field, VT, writes: we have USED
DIR. Kings New Life Pills for years
and find them such good family
we wouldn't be without
them.n For Chills. Constipation, Bill
iousness or Sick Headache they work
wonders. 25c at all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
District of Columbia.

The District of Columbia comprises
an area of 69,245 square miles. The
government consists of two civilian
commissioners appointed by the presi-
dent and confirmed by the senate, and
one army engineer officer. detailed by
the secretary of war, the three consti-
uting the board of commissioners for
three years.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Rest for Our Intelligence.

Ignorance. considered alone and
aside from truth with which 1t IS so
sweetly harmonious. is rest for our
intelligence; it maks rs forget our.
past evils. dissimulates the present
ones; in fins. il is a boon. since it
comes to US from nature.-Barnardin
De Saint Pierre.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Very Pleasant.

ut must he nice" said the caller
TO the authors wife, ito have your
husband at home so much of the
time"
yes" replied Mrs. Richard Darling.
ton Spngglos. 1T gives me a chance
10 60 out. "-ITarper's Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Inst What He Wanted.

Reporter-How many were in at.
tendance at that ward caucus you held
the other night?
Politician-W Why. can give you only
a rough estimate. but
Repsrter-That's exactly what I'm
after How many roughs were there?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
You Better Not
Get Dyspepsia
If you help it. Kodol prevents Dyspepsia by effect
ually helping Nature to Relieve Indigestion

A great many people who have
trifled with Indigestion. have been
sorry for it--when nervous or
chronic dyspepsia resulted, and
they have not been able to cure 1t.
Everyone is subject to indiges-
tion. Stomach arrangement follows
stomach abuse, just as naturally
and just as surely as a sound and
healthy stomach results upon the
taking of Kodol.
When you experience sourness
OF stomach, belching of gas and
nauseating fluid, bloated sensation,
gnawing pain in the pit of the
stomach. heart burn (so-called),
diayrhpea, jheadaches, dullness or
chronic tired feeling--you need Ko-
dol. And then the quicker you take
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
ATTENTION MASoNS!

One OF the ablest lecturers on Fra
tcrnalism. Hon. o. +. Alshive of Chi
cago, will give a free address on
Woodcraft at Armory hall. Wednes-
DAY evening April I. at o'clock All
Masons and all citizens invited. Free
to all.
N. ". \. COMMITTEE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06

Kodol-the better. Eat what you
want, let Kodol digest it.
Ordinary pepsin dyspepsia tab
let's physics, ETC., are not likely
to be of much benefit to you, in
digestive ailments. Pepsin is only
a partial digester-and physics are
not digesters at all. Kodol is a
perfect digester. Every tablespoon
full will digest "a pounds of food.
Our Guarantee. G iar bottle e0 Of
Kodol If you are not, benefited-the
druggist will at once return your mon-
ey. Don't hesitate; any druggist will
sell You Kodol on these terms. The
dollar bottle contains 2i5 times as
much as the SOC bottle. Kodol Is pre-
pared in the laboratories Of Z. c. De
Witt & Co, Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
A WITTY ReviNalist.

A reyiyalist in Carterville enlivens
his addresses with such anecdotes as
this: IAN old woman shouted in the
revival Her husband said: I felt like
going through the floor She replied:
And | felt like going through the
roof Each was attracted home
Kansas City Star.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Wesried OF the Piano

Quite human and tinged bit with
suggestion Is one remark Mendels.
sohn made to a friend in the days ~
compulsory piano study: Il am glad
when Sunday comes, for that is the
day ! don't have to get up at five in
the morning to practice!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06
Busy Vince. of Watch.

In one year the escapement wheel
of watch makes 731,S60 revolutions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-06

Had ccmething of Slneeure.
AZ far DaaA as~the raign nf Queen
Elizabeth there was a crown official,
known as tho "uncorker OF ocean bot.
ties" whose duty it was TO open all
sealed bottles cast up by the sea and
examine the contents, The official
"uncorker" continued to fiouish down
to the reign of George ILL.,. when the
position was abolished.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1909-12-30
WORTHY A PLACE IN HISTORY
Horemheb, During His Reign, Did
More for Egypt, Perhaps, Than
Any Other Ruler.

Horemheb was at this time (of his
accession) As years of age, full of en-
ergy and vigor and passionately an
xious to have a free hand in the car
rying out of his schemes for the reor-
ganization of the government. 1t was
therefore with joy that, in about the
year 1850 B. G. he sailed up to Thebes
in order to claim the crown.
Had he lived longer he might have
been famous as conqueror as well as
an administrator, though old age
might retard and tired bones refuse
their Office. AS it is, however, his
name is written sufficiently large in
the book of the worlds great men;
and when he died, about 1915 B. c.,
after reign of some thirty-five years.
he had done more for Egypt than had
almost any other Pharaoh. He found
the country in the widest disorder
and he left it the master Of itself and
ready to become once more the mas
ter Of the empire which AghnatOn's
doctrine of peace and goodwill had
lost
Under his direction the purged wor-
ship of the old gods, which for him
meant only the maintenance of some
time-proved customs, had gained the
mastery over the chimerical worship
of Atom. Without force or violence he
substituted the practical for the vi
sionary; and to Amun and order his
grateful subjects were able to cry,
THE sun of him who knew thee not
las set, but he who knows thee
shines, the sanctuary of him who as
sailed thee is overwhelmed in dark
ness, but the whole earth is now in
light THE Century MAGAZINE
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1909-12-30
a Girl and Her MoneN-

The fact that yopng woman, five
feet and one inch in height, was able
to illustrate and almost knock out a
six-foot robber by hitting him over
the head with purse containing her
weeks salary, is an interesting Illus
tration of the large Improvement that
has taken place in recent years. both
in the force of woman's muscle and in
the size of woman's salary
1t may also, to the wary, seem a
warning that some good things may
be carried too far A woman with
money has been one of the legitimate
pursuits OF aspiring but impecunious
youth since the beginning of time, and
it will be sad evidence of the passing
OF some of the customs of good old
days, should the combination, once SO
attractive, become in the new civil
cation a thing to be avoided like the
hind leg of mile.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1909-12-30
Stony Meteorites.

Stony meteorites, according to Prof
William M. Pickering, who favors a
theory promulgated by Prof. Chamber
lin, may have had their origin in the
earth as by-products Of the catas
trophe which split the moon off from
our globe. The fact that they could
not get cosmically very far away from
us accounts for them dropping in on
us occasionally when so inclined I'm
support OF this view of their terres-
trial origin, we have the fact that 20
terrestrial elements, including helium,
have SO far been recognized in meteo-
rites, ten of them being non-metallic
No new elements have been found
The six which occur most frequently
IN the .earth's crust, named In the or
der Of their abundance, are oxygen,
silican, aluminium, iron, calcium and
magnesium. The eight most common
ly found in the stony meteorites are
these six, besides nickel and sulphur"