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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
Monday. June -, - g.
Arrived.


Steamer Merrido. lBr). Clark, New
York-to Berwind- White Coal Mining
Company for cargo.
Steamer Bay View, Cumming. Lynn
to White Oak Coal Company for
cargo.
Steamer Bay Port. Keene, Provi-
dence-to White Oak Coal Company
for cargo.
Schooner Edward Stewart, Dobbin,
Norfolk-to New River Consolidated
Coal and Coke Company for cargo.
Barge West Point. Providence-to
George f. Warren Company for cargo.
Barge Badger. New Haven-to
White Oak Coal Company for cargo.
Barge Enos Soule, Providence-to
Chesapeake & Ohio Coal and Coke
Company for cargo.
Barge f. B. Sutton, PTovidence-to
Chesapeake & Ohio Coal and Coke
Company for cargo.
Barge Baroness, Aiy-s POint-tc
White Oak Coal Company for cargo
Barge Baravia. Providence - &c
White Oak Coal Company for cargo.
Sailed.
United States collier Ajax, Hutchin
son Hampton Roads.
Steamer Merrido. (Br), Clark, Ha
vana
Steamer Harlow. (Br). Bruce, Mar
settles.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
FLAG DAY CELEBRATED
AT THE Elk5' HOME
Beautiful Ritual a Feature of Interest.
ing Reception-Oance and
Reception.

The first annual flag day exercises Of
Newport News Lodge No. 315, =. p. O.
Elks was held in the social hall of the
Elks Home last night with one of the
largest crowds present that have ever
attended an affair at the home.
The program arranged for the affair
was an excellent one, the Introductory
exercises performed by Exalted Ruler
il. d. G.. Brown and the officers Of the
lodge being a beautiful piece of ritual
work
Another feature of the exercises
was the patriotic address delivered by
Mr.. Harry Houston, of Hampton Lodge
No. 1886, of Elks.
The order of exercises follows:
Star Splangled Banner-Smidts Or
chestra.
Introductory Exercises - Exalted
Ruler, assisted by officers Of the Lodge.
Prayer-Rev. W. B. Allen.
Columbia the Gem of the Ocean
Hampton Roads Glee Club.
Flag Record-Brother r. VI. Lett
Altar Service-Esquire and Officers.
Aud Lang Syne"-Officers and
Members. assisted by Hampton Roads
Glee Club.
E1ks Tribute to the Flag-8roiher
John r. Morton.
Southern Airs-Smidts Orchestra
Observation-Disclosures John r. Nor
ton.
Patriots AddreSs-Brother Harry r
Houston. Hampton Lodge No. 5o6-
America-Hamp.on Roads Glee
Club.
Immediately after the program was
rendered. an informal dance and re-
cepticn was rendered by the members
OF the local lodge to the members and
friends who were present which vas
thoroughly enjoyed by a large number
who took part
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
The Steamer ~nobizck-

larger and safer. instead OF the
Hampton Roads has been charter
cd BY the two Presbyterian and Thir-
tieth Street Christian Sunday
Schools. 70 make the Excursion 20
Hockey. in Gloucester County. Va.
Friday next. 18th instant Fares re-
main same round trip. 75c and Foc.
Fsnc daylight ride M the breezy
Chesapeake nay and broad North
River. Go with rs. Drives IN the
country. motor boat ridfs. swings
and dinner under the great clms BY
the waters Of the famous Mohjack
BAY. Fresh oysters may BE- found
fhick along the shores Al Nho went
last year wrr- delighted. Get your
tickets now, See posters. -
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
Great Crowd Gathers al Academy
to Attend The Commence
ment Exercises.
SPLENDID PROGRAM RENDERED
Annual Address Delivered by Mr. w.
S. copeland-Rev. Mr.. Wexford
Presents Medals-Addresse and Es-
Gays by Honor Members Of Class
OF 1909.

With a crowd present that filed eV-
ely seat in the Academy of Music
and occupied most Of the standing
room. the annual commencement eX-
ercses of the Newport News High
School were held last night. and the
members of the largest class that has
ever graduated from that instruction
received their diplomas.
The graduating calss, composed OF
twenty five members. was seated on
the stage, together with the members
of the city school board and the speak
ers of the evening. The front of the
stage was heavily banked with flow
ers. gifts OF the relatives and friends
to the various members of the grad
uating class.
The building proper was tastefully
decorated with long streamers of rib
bon and paper with the colors of the
class and school entwined
Mr.. W. S. Copeland delivered the
annual address and his speech was an
excellent one. being devoted princi-
pally to the value OF an education and
the increased opportunities in life ~
a person equipped with a good educa-
ton.
The medals were livered by Rev. f.
T. Wexford. who made a very happy
and humorous speech, upon present
ing each trophy. The medal for the
poem published during the year in the
High school student went TO Mr..
Burleigh Clark. of the Glass of Feb
ruary 10; the one for the best story
in the magazine went to Miss Ruth
Gildersleeve, of the graduating class
and the medal for the best essay went
TO Mr.. Harry Coplan, another men,
Der of the graduating class.
The program and list of graduates
follows:
Invocation-Rev. W. b. Allen
Address of Welceme-President OF
School Board, Mr.. w. E. Pickett.
Nusic-Smidt's Orchestra.
Salutatory-Miss Ruth Gildersleeve.
Essay-Niss Jamie Mesic.
Music-Smidt's Orchestra.
VaIedictory-Miss May LangslOw.
Annual Address-Mr. W. S. Cope
land
Music-Smidt's Orchestra.
Delivery of MedaIs-Rev. z. T.
Wexford.
Music-Smidt's Orchestra.
Delivery of Diplomas - Mayor
Marquis Jones.
Music-Smidt's Orchestra.
Benediction-Rev ". B. Allen.
Full graduates-Frark Asst. Marga-
ret Buxton. Ruth Eulalie Christie,
Martha Louise Clements, Harvey ORA
per Cooke. Harry Coplan. Ruth Glider
sleeve. Nellie Southall Hill. John VIII
liam Hill. Victoria May Langslow. FL
sic Mae Iowder. Jamie Mae Mesic,
Thomas David Morewitz. Leah Rebec-
ca Peltz. Helen Goldie Riesfeld. Rose
Virginia Ronemous. Ada Bunkley
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
500 Reward, 500

The readers Of this rsper VII ~ rleasri %
learn Inst her q 81 least one dreaded disess-'
fhaf srieace tas ben eo'c - cure N ~
sf.~.es s~d fhatfs csfarrh. Haifs Cafarrn GIVE
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atm lffrrrflv rrnn fhr blood srd frrruue elfr
49, ~ the srsiern. fhcrrbv Destroying The
fo.fudsflrr cffhe di~esec. and Girfrr she f'afrrt
efrrrrfh ~ hufffrr up IN r0nsfifufIo1 80
sssfsffrr nature IN dofrr o. srfk. The rrorrie-
fo-s hsvc - -nurh faifh In g. eu-sfive uoue-s
ffaf ffcr Oft One Hurired pollsrr 80 arr
rnsc fhsf u safis to rure rc1d for i!si ~ iesti-
~. cHENFY a CO. Toicio. o
Sold ~ 81 1ruzrisf.. 49,
TaEe Hairs Family f.lis for constipation
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
PENALTIES MUST STAND
OtpaaIment Refuses to Remit Fines
Against Steamer Florida.
SKIPPER FORGOT HIS LIGHTS
cominq in to Old Point Wharf After
Sunset, the Vessel Had None OF Her
Lamps Rurning-Steamer Endeavor
Fares Better.

The Baltimore steamer Florida, be
longing to the Old Bay Line, was re-
ported on May 10Th, tor coming up 10
the wharf at Old Point Comfort at
.7:4O D. III. without headlight, aft-light.
or either side light. The sun set o..
that date t.7:l4 D. m. The sky was
bright and clear. and the master Is
said to have been SO busy III making
the landing that he forget to turn on
his lights at sunset.
The department of commerce ana
labor has reviewed the case, and with
the information now before il. has
declined to remit either the penalty or
5000 against the vessel. or the penalty
Of $50 against the master, imposed by
the local officers.
On April 9th the steamer EndeavoI
was reported for approaching the
wharf at Old Point. at 7:l5 D. M
without having the headlight burning
This occurred nineteen minutes after
sunset. The light was burning when
the vessel left Willoughby Spit, at ga
d. m. but for some unknown cause
went out before the steamer reached
the Old Point wharf.
The department OF commerce and
labor has ruled. from the evidence nj
ed in the case. that the owners had
furnished an efficient light within The
meaning Of the law. The penalty 0i
5000 against the vessel has been en-
tirely RENTED.
The same evidence seems to indi'
cate si1t sufficient care was not ex
ercised to keep the light burning. and
the department has declined to reduce
the fine Of $50 against the master Of
the vessel
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15

the world. and Young Gonch, a llS
FOUNDER from New York. had been
matched for a bout g. take -!aoe az
armory han on the night Of June Il.
This will be an even match. ccich-
.ss-caich- can. for the bast two in three
falls. The strange hold and double
Nelson viii be barred The winner
IS 90 take all the gate receipts
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
SHIPPING REPORT
Sunday, June 10. 1903.

Shocner Governor Ames, king-to
New River Consolidated Coal ana
Coke Company for cargo.
Barge Winthrop. Boston-to Chesa-
peake & Ohio Coal and Coke Com
pany for cargo.
Barge Undaunted, Providence-to
SmokeIess Fuel Company for cargo.
Barge Berkeley. Plymouth-;o Ches-
apeake & Ohio Coal and Coke Com
pany for cargo.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15

The Sunday schoo. 81 the First
Methodist church has ssiected James
town Island as the place for the an
nual picnic and Friday. July 2. As the
date. A big steamer WI b. engaged
70 carry the Sunday school and IT'S
friends on the trip.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15

Smith. Agnes May Walker, Elsie En-
ma Wilson.
Elective raduates-Margaret Ella
Davis. Frank Baker Davis, Clara
Louise Fenner. Myrtle Martin, Harry
Benjamin Holmes. Jr.
Raccaiaureate Sermon.
The baccalaureate sermon to the
members of the graduating class was
delivered on Sunday morning at the
Newport News Baptist Church by the
pastor. Rev Lloyd T. Wilson, ID. d..
and il wsAe pronounced by those who
heard IL a very able sermon.
A large congregation. in addition to
the members Of the class were pres
ent. and enjoyed DIR. Wilson's sermon.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
Calender for Today.
Marine Notes.

The United States Collier Ajax
which has been in port for several
days leading a cargo Of coal for use
Of naval vessels. finished loading yes
terday morning and dropped down to
Hampton Roads during the afternoon
10 await the arrival Of the fleet OF
naval vessels which will assemble IN
the Roads within about a week
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15

The comparatively clear weather OF
Saturday and yesterday enabled the
Chesapeake & Ohio coal piers TO finish
loading several o. the ships who have
been IN port for several DAYS waiting
dry coal TO load Cor government use
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
JONES AND COUCH TO MEET.

Festher~eishts Matched for cstch-ss-
cstch-Csn Bout on June q.
u vas announced list riEhf that
Hcnnic Jones. the clever local wrestler
and retired fcathereignt champion Of
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15

The three masted schooner Edward
Stewart. which arrived in port yes
terday from Norfolk - lead cargo
of coal. furnished by the New River
Consolidated Coal and Coke Company
lost her foretcpmast while on a trip
from RCstou 10 The latter port u
Is probable that she viii make repairs
here
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15

Free Tickets 10 the Booker 7. Wash
ington Lecture may be had, on
application at
Powell Trust Company, Washington
avenue.
helms & Company. Washington
avenue.
First National Bank, Washington
avenue.
Schmelz Bros. Bank. Washington
avenue
Citizens & Marine Bank. Washing
ton avenue
Jefferson Bank. Jefferson avenue
Petzold's East End Drug Store.
Chestnut avenue.
HartwelFs Drug store, Jefferson
avenue.
Towards Drug Store. Jefferson ave
me.
For further information. see
J. THOMAS NEWSOME.
SIS 25th street, City.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-15
MARINE NOTES.

Two foreign ships cleared through
the local custom house yesterday with
careces Of coal for expori-the Brit
ish steamer Icrrido. Captain Clark
for Havana. Cuba with 1900 tons o.
coal valued az $1,000 and the Brit
ish steamer Nanica. Captain Potts
with $500 tens OF coal valued al SlS.-
$50. for Cuba. both cargoes consigned
from the Chesapeake & Ohio Coal
Agency Company.
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06
A Good Qualification.

The mystery Of the negro mind is IL
Illustrated by story which the Philadel-
.phia Record prints. John, the colored
applicant for the position of butler in
a family living in one Of the fashion-
able suburbs of Philadelphia, strove to
impress his would-be employer with his
entire fitness for the place.
"Oh. yes, suh,n = he said, '.I's sholy
well educated, sub. rs passed civil
service examination"
Indeed" responded the gentleman.
l..that Is very fine, I'm sure, but can't
say that that will be Of any particular
value to me In butler"
MOP" said the surprised applicant.
ut shore is strange how gemmen's
.tastes do differ. Now Mr.. Williams,'-
naming his former employer .hs say.
John, one thing deman' is civil sery-
Ice to nah guests. an he done gave me
zaminatlon ri there, sub, an that's the
truf."
Then the gentleman saw great
light. He replied:
Yes, you are quite right, John. Civil
service is very important and rather
unusual virtue. SO If you have passed
that examination, think we'1l consider
you engaged
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06

In 1853. "in height SIX feet four inches
nearly lean In flesh; weigh, on aver
age, 100 pounds; dark complexion.
with coarse, black hair and gray eyes !:
no other marks or brands recollected,p =
II may be added that he was the first
President to wear beard, ms Grant
was the first to wear mustache. All,
the Presidents who preceded Lincoln
were clean-shayen, as to lip and chin.
OF those who followed him no more
need be said than has been already
said In the compar rlsons with Mr. Taft
They are 80 recent that few Of us hive
any mistaken notions In regard to their
personal appearance.
Thirteen Of the twenty-five chief ex.
ecutfves Of the nation have been above
the average in height and most Of these
.hays been In the neighborhood Of or
above six feet. II one cannot be great
perpendi dicuiarly the matter Of eirth
must be sedulously cultivated. Though
not above the middle height, the two
sAdamses johnson. Grant and Rooses
Welt, and even the still shorter ones,
Taylor, Cleveland and Mckinley, could
be properly classed as big men by rea.
son OF their weight. The little man,
the man who is both short and thin,
has a mighty slim chance Of getting
into the White House,
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06
WASHINGTON ADAMS, JEFFnRsoN, MADISON.

Jefferson, Jackson, Polk. Pierce, Tyler
William Henry Harrison and Lincoln.
The featherwelghts OF the line were
Madison, Van Buren, and Benjamin
Harrison, -all three being below the av-
'erage height and slender Harrison,
however, broadened out after he be-
came President and Van Byren after
he retired Hayes was of middle
height and thin. 4.
g Washington was tremendously boned
and muscled. but there was not an
ounce of snperfiuous iiesh on his body.
His weight was 200 pounds He wore
No. 10 boots, and his hands were so
large he was obliged to have his gloves
made to order, while his finger Joints
were so prominent that they were cor
sidered genuine curiosities." He had
q large, thick nose that always turned
scarlet Upon exposure to the wind. His
hair. in middle life, was a chestnut
brown and his eyes a light blue. some
times approaching gray.
John Adams figure was .large and
round'' JEFFERSON was half an Inch
taller than Washington, but Of long
frame. thin and spare. His head was
set rather forward: on his shoulders
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06
n.plodins . Ma.tx Myth.

The old-tlme idea was that the farm
er toiled from dawn till dark sixteen
and eighteen hours day and had
very much more difficult life of 1t than
the artisan with union-labor hours or
professional man twiddling his pen.
over writing paper six hours day,
says Agnes Q. Laut in Outing. The
new farmer knows that though the
days work may be sixteen hours in tho
rush season, 1t is often less than four
hours In the rainy and dull seasons,
and that the farmers days work to-
tails up fewer hours for the whole year
than the artisans; to be exact, I think
the figures are between six and seven
hours for an average. The new farmer
knows to cent what his labor costs
him in wages and board, and what re-
turns In cash that labor gives him, and
whether the margin Of profit is big
enough to guarantee keeping certain
hired men.
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06

the mental, of Thomas Jefferson. He
stood six feet one in his stocking feet,
and very slender. Jackson's sue
cessor. Martin Van Buren,, was tile
second of the little men to occupy the
presidential chair. Little VAN was
the nickname his political enemies ap.
Piled to him. He was below the mid
die height and slender, but erect. He
was fond OF the elegancies Of life, and
was always Immediately attired, a
trait which magnified to the point OF
dandylsm in his son, Prince John"
William Henry Harrison was large
man and his frame! was well knit and
Injured to physical hardships by many
campaigns against the Indians. +
Tyler is described as @tall, thin,
nat, clean-shayen man, with a beak-
like Roman nose and a prominent Ad-
ans apple that was in constant play.
Polk was hardly SO tall as Tyler, but
ne also was slender, with an erect
figure and a handsome, scholarly face,
He was never strong man physically.
His successor, for a brief time, Zach
ary Taylor, was short and stout,
"dumpy," Jas the popular expression
puts 1t. Fillmore, who became Presi-
dent upon Taylor's death, was one Of
the big men ofs the presidential line.
Although under six feet in height, he!
was broad. erect. He was what Would
now be called "fine-looking. Franklin
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06

s-
to the past. Indeed, he mas ahsalys
done so in San Francisco; but ! am
not so sure about ichuff. WhenI saw
him the httle dog wore somewhat
bored andslistless air, as OF one whose
occupation is gone. l fancy that he
would much prefer catching sables
in sakhalin. But. alas! there are no
Ssables in America, although I have
little doubt that the high torests Of
the Sierra Nevadss and. the whole
Rocky Mountain range; from Wyom-l
ihg northward to Alaska. would prove,
a favorable habitat for them.
And why not? Who will be public
spirited enough to import half dozen
pairs Of sables from Siberia. and set
them free IN these regions Of Amer
lea? It might prove the beginning
of q great fur industry for the future
Youths Companion.
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06
suNIr RULE roR TRsE oRowrH.
one inch In Four Years is the Swift.

one inch In Four Years ls the Swift
6 est Known. )
An inch in four years is the swift
est growth known In the race OF the
trees. Farmers and fruit growers
are said to have no reltable unit rule
to govern, them In knowing how long
It takes for q tree to grow an inch.
but some carriage makers have found.
out.
They asked about forty OF the
country's prominent vehicle and
wheel manufacturers drawing their
stock from territory where hickory,
white oak, ash and tulip trees grow
10 select and express to them short
cross sections OF these woods from
the odds and ends about their shops
These were to Sbe selected Tor the
average width Of growth, and the
,size Of each block was to be about
one Inch iengthwise. one inch Lcross.
and . fourth Of an inch thick.
They examined these blocks care.
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06
9 BAD MENa OF SOUTHWEST.
ON. We. Easily startled ana BLOC,

One Was Easily Startled and Blood
Made Frank james Faint.
The world is not very small after all.
The other day. ! glanced casually over
the register Of hotel and read the
name "Kinch West Johnson 1t may
be that was the only man In New
York outside the person who signed the
register that would have taken an In
terest in the signature, aud yet Kinch
West was on the point of putting my
light out once, says writer in the
New York Telegraph. He was IN In
dian Territory character in the early
'70s and stopped night with me when
twas boy and living under the paren-
tai roof, and he interested me greatly
BY telling me OF his adventures in the
Southwest.
Five years later I was riding on a
railway train approaching Dennison,
Tex, and i saw him. Being young and
foolish, hit him on the back and said:
Hello, Mr.. West! I'm glad to see
you" Say, Kinch's smoke wagons were
all over me in minute. Until he rec
ognized me he scowled, and after that
he laughed heartily. At Dennison he
wrung my hand and said: "Good-by,
boy, and don't say anything about my
being here"
Naturally, l hunted up Kinch West
johnson, and what do you suppose he
was? A drummer. A mlld-mannered
boy, who was glad to acknowledge that
the redoubtable Kinch West was his
grandfather. And he confessed to me
that he had never owned gun In his
life.
One story Of this kind leads to anoth-
er. recalled Frank James almost as
soon as I had listened to young John
sons story Of how little use he had,for
gun. About fourteen years ago l
happened to be present at the fair
grounds in st. Louis when Frank
James, along with number OF others,
was vaccinateds in obedience to the law.
Frank tainted as soon as the knife went
into his flesh.
II ought not to have looked" he ex-
plained to me. II never could bear the
sight of blood
Manchester Democrat., 1909-01-06

+ b
soandso Barker knows his own
business. Humpher-Yes: but he
doesn't mind a little thing like that
Puck.
.'Why on earth did you ever marry
me?'' "Oh, don't be 30 bromidic!
That's what everybody asks."-Cleve-
land Leader.
cat the club Oh, I say, who d'you
think met this morning?' "Do you
mind guessing for me, old man? I'm
rather tired. Punch.
Mrs. Hicks-My husband has been
just lovely to me all day. Mrs. Wicks
--H'ml What was 1t you caught him
doing g7-B Boston Transcript.
Many a man who boasts that he ID
the architect of his own house must
have stood In. with the building In
spectors.- Philadelphia Record.
Mr.. Rich-I suppose you find that a
baby brightens up the house? Mr..
Benedict Yes; we burn nightly twice
the gas we used to.-Answers.
"Speakin' of de law of compensa-
tion," said Uncle Eben, "an automobile
goes faster dan mule, but at de same
time 1t hits harder and balks longer"
Washington Star.
Pa-You know, Willie, this thrash
ing is going to hurt me more than you.
Willie (sympathetically) well, don't
be too rough on yourself, dad. 'Taint
worth it, Chicago Daily News.
wife Did you get the seats for that
play I'm SO anxious to see? Husband
Yes, was very fortunate. got
two orchestra chairs for three years
from tonight. Life.
The Sultor-J Johnny, your parlor
clock is an hour fast. The Kid Broth
er-I know it But don't tell sister
so.s The Suitor-why not? The Kid
Brother Because she thinks you don't
know it.-Ueveland Leader.
Mrs. Shellpod- Hiram, some O them
there hoboes hev stole ther wash often
the line agin! Farmer Shellpod- Haow
dew yod know they wuz hoboesi Mrs.
shellpod -Becuz they TUX everything
but TIL towels. Chicago News.
Lola-Last night young Boren de-
clared he would willingly go to the end
Of the earth for me- Grace And what
did you say7 Lola-I finally got him
to make start for home, and let 1t
60 at that Boston Transcript.
Cobble You certainly have good
cook. By the way, where do you get
your servants? Stone From our neigh
bors. When we hear of good one
among them, we offer her more money
to come with us. Cobble- But, my
dear fellow, is that honorable? Stone
Why not? Can you develop sense
Of honor with poor digestion? ?-Life.