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The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
DEAFNESS CANNOT Be CURED.

by local applications, rs thoy cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that Ia by constitutional
remedies. Deafness Is caused by an
inaamed condition OF the mucous lin
ing of the Eustaohian Tube. When
this tube Is inflnmed you have "a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when It ~ entirely closed. Denf-
ness is the result, aud unless the in-
flammation can be tnkea out and this
tube restored to Its normal condition,
hearing will bo destroyed forever /;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by
Catarrh which II nothing but mn in.
famed condition OF the mucous sur.
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case OF Deafness, caused by
catai th. that cannot be cured by Hall q
CatArrh Cure. Send for circulars
free. Y. J. CHENEY and Co. Tole.
do. o. Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
J stipAtion.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
SHARK AS TORPEDO DIRECTOR.
Odd Use to Which Inventor WOULD
Have Put Sea Terror.

Fishes have been put to many queer
uses while still alive; but probably
the strangest was that suggested to
the war department by an inventor.
The propulsion of submarine torpe-
does was the subject under discussion,
and he proposed that a shark be i'm
prisoned In a tube at the rear end of
the projectile, its movements to be
controlled by the actiye application OF
electricity. In case the shark attempt
ed to swim away it was to be given an
electric shock and in this way kept
on its course until the tropedo had
reached its target.
Another remarkable use to which
a fish has been put Is as a barometer.
The loach is very susceptible to atmos.
pher!o changes, and when retained in
an aquarium is likely to throw itself
out at the approach of or during any
remarkable change of wind or wealth
er, or, If in pond or stream, will
sometimes jump on the bank. 1t has
been kept alive in aquaria as living
barometer from the suppositlon that
certain movements indicate particular
changes that are about to occur in the
weather. In Russia the dead body Of
Cottus gobio, the miller's thumb, is
used as weathercock. Hung by u
single thread, 1t will point to the dlrec.
tion whence the wind blows.-Sunday
Magazine.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
MANY WOULD MARRY DENTIST
Proposals Made While Under Influence
Of Gas, He Declares.

Ugly as | am" said a dentist, Il
have been proposed to by ~ women!'
'Tmpossible!" they cried, gazing
with ill-concealed repulsion on his
ugliness.
"The ladies' did It unconsciously. "
he hastened to add. They were un-
conscious In the grip Of gas at the
time. And It was-excuse me-gas-tly.
Fresh.drawn teeth were scattered
about, and tho declarations gurgled
forth amid a stream of blood.
They were ell old maids. They all
meant business. In vino veritas-and
:here Is truth in gas, too. The things
said in my red plush chair are the
real and secret beliefs of the heart
MY wlfe-I don't mind telling you
under the seal OF professional secrecy
my wife proposed to mo In the chair
while ! was pulling II teeth for her.
The wedding came on the day her full
gold set was done. My wife may not
be beautiful. but she Is very good
and rich woman"
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
Bad Eaos In Commerce.

Bad egg dealing Ia a business in It.
self In England. All bad eggs go to
tanners. These eggs are carefully
opened by hand and tho whites arc
separated from the yolks-unpleasant
work, but work that no machine can
do. The yolks are mixed with flour
and salt, and this dough is sold to the
leather men, who size and dress hidos
with 1t. The whites are used in tho
sizing of fine paper. Care must be
taken that they are properly sopa.
rated. as the least bit of yolk In the
whites would cause a yellow streak on
the papers surface.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
Pretty Women.

Every time walt on an unusually
good.looking, well-dressed woman"
said the girl behind the counter, some
one steps up the minute she leaves the
counter and asks who she is. sup.
pose In most cases tho curiosity is en-.
tirely harmless. Maybe the induirers
simply have passion for spotting rich
or famous people. Judging by the ap.
pearance OF my customer they suppose
her TO be rich or famous or both, and
they appeal to me for information
Naturally can't give them any. Very
often really do not know who my
stylish customers are. and even II dc
know It isn't my place to set curiouu
busybodies on their track"
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
Lukins Dog and PonyShow

Seven Ponies and Fourteen Dogs. Trained to the high
est stage of Perfection possible Positively the best animal
aggregation appearing in vaudeville.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
Darwin "hIso RAM

1t leaked out the other day in the
corner Of newspaper that February
-, besides being the hundredth ami
versary Of the birth OF Lincoln. was
also the centenary Of the birth OF
Charles Darwin. Considering the size
and services of Darwin, one is i'm
pressed anew with the extraordinary
dimensions of the American, who. In
so far as February 10 IS concerned
has put the great naturalist in tho
class Of those who also ran. Life
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
The EXCLAMATION,

Mr. Digits missed his car last
Thursday morning. His three.year-old
son, seeing him rush excltedly about
the house after his hat and gloves and
lunch money. took 1t for some kind
of game and joyously tackled his
father around the ankles. To straight.
en- things out required quarter of an
hour. and the parlor lamp will never
again be the thing Of beauty that II
was.--Newark N. j.. News
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
Bypones.

you must admit" said the friend,
that some years ago You said things
that would embarrass you II they
were to be brought mp now"
why speak OF them?" rejoined
Senator Sorghum. Republics are pro.
verbally ungrateful. If the people
forget services let US be thankful that
they also forget other things"
The daily tribune., 1909-04-24
There You Are.

4 believe this higher education neg.
lects spelling"
We'll II an eddicated man canr
spell word, he knows plenty more
words that Iuan the same thing"
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

rbn the matter will decide whether the
building will go up, and, unless the
cost is too great, it will no doubt be
constructed this spring and summer.
Store buildings on the first floor and
Office and apartment rooms on the
second and third floors all modern in
every particular as to heating, light
ing, wiring, elevator. ETC., is the gener-
al plan OF the proposed structure. Mr.
Godair has Also bought of DR.. ]. w.
Kinsinger a hundred feet facing west
on Richardson, which will be at the
rear of the new building, if it goes up
and he will later improve this prop
erty
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
Meet the Herd at Catemens Convention Roswell AprI6 IS

er."
The main portion OF the soldiers
are pushing northward in search OF
the chief and his band, while farmer
scouts are doing police duty. Seemin G.
Iy authentic reports from the vicinity
OF Hickory Greek today, played the
number of dead negroes found at "a.
This Is believed to be the total since
Thursday when the battle with the
sheriff's posse occurred. The soldiers
and farmers are burying the bodies
In secluded spot. Many wild rumors
are af1oat that farmers boys are
shooting lone negroes, while the lat
ter are carrying on an individual war
fare
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
ARCHITECT COMING FOR
PROPOSED OFFICE ,BUlLDIN

1. H. Rapp, of the firm of Rapp
Brothers, of Trinidad, and Las Vegas
will arrive tonight OF learn the wants
of w. H. Godair, J. E. and J. w. Rhea
and C. D. Dilley, who have been max
ing plans for the construction of a
mammoth. three story business and
office building on their lots, which
make up the quarter block just across
the street from the Carnegie Library
and Gilkeson Hotel. Mr.. Rapp's views
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
AN INDIAN
OUTBREAK

Oklahoma City, March 29.-Clad in
his savage war dress Chief Crazy
Snake has placed himself at the head
of a hundred Creek indians, half
breeds and negroes and is endeavor-
ing to retreat with the warlike horde
into Tiger mountains, where it is his
intention to give battle to five CON-
panies of militia sent by Governor
Haskell against the insurgents.
The Indians have kept closely IN
camp between the North Canadian
river and Deep Fork creek, where
late yesterday, Chief Crazy Snakes
appeal for volunteers to redress the
wrongs by the whites, resulted in a
wild war dance. 1t is the belief of the
state scouts that Crazy Snake is fail
ing to spread the terror which like
events in the earlier days caused.
The militiamen were ordered ou,
following an uprising which came af-
ter clash at the home of Crazy
Snake in which Marshal Baum ana
Deputy Sheriff Odem were killed. The
militia camped for the night at Hick-
ory Hill, which camp had been evac-
uated by the Indians on the approach
of the soldiers. At daybreak the sold
iers moved forward for the fight but
the Chiefs s1eepless scouts had seen
every move and the insurgents were
far away. The night passed without
incident, except for the desultory
shooting of the negroes and half
breeds, the Indians keeping silent. =
The indications are that the negroes
are giving the chief trouble. They
come from the lower class and many
of them have fed to Oklahoma to es-
cape punishment elsewhere. They are
reluctant to fight against law and or
der, and the negroes and the half
breeds evidently became scared yes
terday at the active preparations Of
the whites for fight, but the full blood
Creeks have expressed a determinaz
ton to fight. This brought on the war
dance, which, when the scouts saw H.
they hastened back and reported a
fight to be imminent
A Fight Reported.
Chicago, March 29.-It is reported
that the state troops and Indians are
in battle in the hills near Henrietta,
Okla. The report is being investigat-
ed.
No Fight Up to Noon.
Muskogee, Okla, March 29.-Up to
noon there had been no encounter be-
tween the Indians and the state
troops. 1t is believed Crazy Snake has
fed and is on his way to Washington
to tell his troubles to the Great Faith
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
CORRECT CLOTHES |
FOR NJ EN-
APPEARANCE

count for much and an aristocratic appear
ance is invaluable. Clothes are the medium that
make mans appearance Our Clothes
lend an aristocratic air to the wearer that is in
stantly appreciated. They are made for classes
of men who appreciate fine materials, we'll tailor
ed and style without stint at moderate prices.
The clothes we sell have all the essential style
features of merchant tailor garments and are
priced at one-third less.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
Young Fellows

Who have their own ideas of smart, catchy style
will find store full of fine clothes; treasury
of style and new IDEAS We want every dressy
young fellow to look in on the special pro-
vision we have made for the proper clothes for
them. Our prices are reasonable.
We ask you to call on us, you are not obliged
to purchase.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

CHANGE OF LOCATION.


DR.. unsberger, specialist in fit
ting glasses, who has been lo-
Gated in links Jewelry Store
for the past two years, will be
located in the new store of
Boellner and Ingersoll after
April 1st.
Remember the new location,
Just north of Price & Co. 316
North Main Street
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

j. C. Maxwell came up from Carls-
bad this morning to look after busi-
ness interests.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
VO KY after April first.
20tf

G. D. Dilley went to Hagerman this
morning on a business trip.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

81. All kinds of fruit and shade trees
ready for immediate delivery at Fair
childs' Nursery. 12tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
NOTICE

NOTICE.
500 Jonathan 1 year old and $50
Mammoth Black Twig trees for sale.
r.. F. CRUISE. lift.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

Neighbor Gayle, who has been sick
for about three weeks, is improving
and expects to be out in two or three
days.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

'Schuberts, Christian Church, March
31st. 22t4
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
homes 65 and A.. 2l5 North Mai
Parsons, Son & Co.

@ SELL YOU ANYTHING 6,
g We are not specializing on g
9 town lots. Have some desira- G,
s. BILE acreage on either hill. A g
Azshalf dozen of the most desira- g
e bile homes in the city. Or G
g chards, improved and unim- G
g. proved farm-not only in Ros- g
8 well ibttt almost anywhere in 6,
q the valley you want one. g
q LABOR AGENCY NOTARY. g
Ask ParsOnS.-He Knows
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

L. w. Hafman came In from White
Oaks yesterday for business visit
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
U. S. WEATHER BUREAU
(Local Report Observation Taken a

600 a. n.y.
Roswell. n. NJ, Mar. 29-Tempera-
ture, max 70; min A.: mean So PrecI-
pitation in inchS and hundredths. OO.
Wind Dir. w; veloc I6. Weather.
clear.
Forecast for Roswell and Vicinity:
Partly cloudy and cooler tonight.
and Tuesday.
Comparative temperature data, Ros-
well. Extremes this date last year
max. So min. "A Extremes this date
Is years record, max. 50. 1895. 1901.
min. 81 1905.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
Money to Loan,

H. H. Henninger came up from A
tesla Sunday for a visit with friends
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
20f.

III Mrs. G. e. Hall came down from Eli
II da Sunday for a visit with friends
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

Money to Loan.
$4,000 to loan on improved real
estate security. Optional payments.
See us for articulars.-Roswel1 I'll
tie & Trust Co.
Mrs. w. K. Breeding came up from
Lakewood this morning for a visit ac-
companied by her daughter, Miss Allie
who has been visiting. They had as
their guest here today Mrs. ]. L. How
ell of Lake Arthur.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

6herin c. l. Ballard returned Sun
day from trip to Santa Fe, having
taken Oscar Harbert to the peniten-
tiary.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

q Henry Rankin. post master at Eli-
da. is here looking after business.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

T. T. Weber and d. R. Brift Were
passengers out on the auto to Tor
rance Saturday.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

OF COURSE YOU ARE PLANNING
A GOOD TIME DURING THE CON-
VENTION. WHY SHOULDN'T YoU7
WE ARE GOING TO DO ALL YOUR
COOKING WHILE YOU RUN A
ROUND AND TAKE IN THE
SIGHTS 7. c. MARKET.
J. G. Baughman left on the auto
Sunday for Torrance.
Result ringers-Record ads.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

Schuberfs. Christian Church, March
31st. 2zt4.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29

The city council will meet tonight
in adjourned session to take up sew
eral matters of interest
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-29
A Fight Reported.

Chicago, March 29-It is reported
that the state troops and Indians are
in battle in the hills near Henrietta
Okla. The report is being investigat
ed
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what is Y OK Y?
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Result bringers-Record ads.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-03-05
The State Legislature

! The tenth session of the Idaho leg
lature commenced Jan. 4th and the
session is supposed to last go days
which would bring the session to q
close yesterday, or at least yester
day would be the last day for which
,, any pay would be coming and no
body has any idea that their public
spirit will keep the members in Boise
long after a calamity of that kind.
A resume Of the public business
transacted by this session OF the leg.
islature will not take much of ones
time II the tenth legislature passed
any bills that will be of permanent
benefit to the people of Idaho, out.
side OF the regular appropriations
for the maintenance of public insti-
tutions and adopting a code of the
laws, we have failed to notice the
same. But yes, on second thoughts.
there was one; one of the first bills
introduced and passed appropriate
the necessary funds for the salary
and mileage of the members and this
viii put several thousand d ollars in.
to circulation (at Boise). 1t is true
that a local option" bill was passed
and possibly by the time this paper
reaches it's readers there may be some
kind OF direct primary bin enacted,
but few more fool laws of this kind
would come near to bankrnpting the
state and most Of the people IN it.
We will admit that the members
Investigated every thing and every
body, including the investigators
and then use whitewash liberally.
But then the people, at the last
election, gave vote of confidence in
the republican party and requested
laws OF this kind, 50 we suppose it
Ia up to the peple to pay the bills.
The people of Idaho should feel in
their pockets and thank God that
the tenth session is a thing of the
past and then thank Him once more
that this performance comes but
once in two years.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-03-05
Illuminating Qualities of
Acetylene

A reprint aud revision of Bulletin
No. 81 OF tie State Department OF
Agriculture OF Pennsylvania has been
issued by the Department. OF Chemist
ry OF the Pennsylvania State College
under the authorship of George Gil.
bert Pond, Phi D. The whole sub.
ject OF Calcium Cal bide and Acety.
line is covered most thoroughly with.
out the use of technical language
and the book contains complete and
authoritative information, so simply
told that the public generally will
find the book not only instructive
but extremely interesting.
The use OF Acetylene numerically
is an evolution covering ten or twelve
years. The rapid strides which the
illuminate has made, especially in
country homes, is making it for.
midable competitor for favor wher-
ever Illumination is required.
The Bulletin on Calcium Carbide
and Acetylene can be had free by ap.
plicatiOn, accompanied by six cents
postage, to the Department OF Chen
istry, The Pennsylvania State Col
lege, State College, Pa.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-03-05
Princess Flour is the best
for bread, cake and pastry.
Idaho Wheat Makes
Good ShOWinG u

While samples Of wheat from idaho
exhibited at the National Corn EXPO
, sition in Omaha last December, did
not get into the prize winning class,
they did make a showing which gives
assurance that they will win at the
1909 Exposition when the classified.
tlons are readjusted as promised by
the management of the big shows
Idaho oats scored high in competition
with oats of the world and the scores
given wheat after milling test are
near the top.
Samples Of wheat grown by l.. NJ.
Birch, Fitzpatrick & Hurt and Edgar
Dllley Of Roswell. w. Hartman and
A. w. Andrew of Parma, scored from
60 to IS points out of a possible 100,
against ,wheats adapted to making
light bread -four from Minnesota. Ne
braska, Kansas. Wisconsin, Illinois,
North and South Dakota.
In scoring this wheat the judges had
it tested in Minneapolis laboratories,
and then milled and baked unuer the
direction of one of the largest milling
companies Of United States. Points
were awarded as follows: yield of -four,
90 points; texture and color of loaf, 1 5
points. size of LOAF, 80 points; absorp-
tion, ~ points; soundness and flavor,
Is points; the per cent and quality of
gluten, 10 points.
With onlv Ave samples entered from
Idaho. it can scarcely be said that the
wheafs of this state we're well repre-
sented and yet those sent in made a
cleditable showing when it is consid
cred that the highest score was so and
was awarded to a sample from Nebras
ka. 1t was the first year for small
grains TO receive recognition at big
agricultural show but their importance
is to be emphasized at the next Omaha
exposition in 1909.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-03-05
Good Medicine For Children

The season for coughs and colds
Is now at hand and too much care
cannot be used to protect the child
rcn. A child is much more likely
to contract diptheria or scarlet fever
when he has a cold The quickeryou
cure his cold the less the risk. Cham.
berlaln's Cough Remedy Is the sole
reliance OF many mothers, and few
OF those who have tried it are willing
to use any other. Mrs. +. f. .Starcher
of Ripely, w. Va. says: 81 have never
used any ything other than Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy for my children
and it has always given satisfaction. ;
This remedy contains no opium or
other narcotic and may be given AS
confidt ntly to a child as to an adult.
For sale by Albert Moskop. Druggist.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-03-05
Government Exhibit at
A.-Y.-P Exposition

Uncle Sam is taking larger inter
est 10 the Alaska Yukon. Pacific Expo
sition which opens in Seattle June 1st
than IN any other fair ever held.
AT the Worlds FAIR in St. Louis.
the government exhibit cover ed an
area of 1861 ,496 square feet. AT the
Lewis and Clarke exposition, Portland
1t covered rs. .964 square feet.
AT the A.Y.P. exposition in Seattle
the government buildings cover an
area of 137.390 square feet and there
are FIVE of these magnificent buildings.
The governments showing at the big
fair is entirely voluntary. 1t was not
asked to contribute a dollar to the
assistance of the exposition and did
not do so. 1t is making its exhibit
for purely educational and commercial
reasons and is paving for its buildil. gs
and meeting the expense of assembliug
Its exhibits.
Features Of the governments exhibit
will be:
Life saving station. fully equipped,
and daily demonstrations
Native bands from Hawaii and from
Alaska. The celebrated Philippine
Constabulary band, which won the
championship at St. Louis.
One or more dirigible balloons.
Complete mint and assay Office in
constant operation.
Revenue cutter service and Marine
Hospital service exhibit.
Plate printer experts from Bureau
of Engraving and Printing will make
genuine bank hotes daily.
Data affecting commerce and labor
from the Department of Commerce
and Labor.
Entire museum of the United States
Postoffice Department.
State and Judicial documents reIa
tive to the early organ ization of the
government from th5 Departments OF
State aud Justice.
Models of all the battleships and
cruisers, the dry dock Dewey. guns
and ordinance equipment; models of
every type of gun made for the navy
since Its organization; relics of the
Inflated Ma ne and Dewey's entrance
into Manila harbor.
Biggest battleships in the navy will
be stationed IN Seattle harbor during
exposition.
Bicgraph shows, free daily, showing
army and navy in action and govern
ment operations of every kind.
Not less than 100 freight cars will
be required to carry the government S
exhibit from the capitol to Seattle.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-03-05
Near Death In Big Pond

1t was thrilling experience to
Mrs. Ida Soper to face death, "Fol
years a severe lung trouble gave me
intense suffering" she writes, land
several times nearly caused my death
Alfremedies failed and doctors said
1 was incurable. Then DIR. King +
New Discovery brought quick relief
and a cure SO permanent that have
not been troubled in twelve years. .
Mrs. Soper lives In Big Pond. Pa.
1t works wonders In Coughs and
Colds, Sore Lungs, Hemorrhages,
LaGrippe, Asthma, Whooping Coug h
and all Bronchial effects. SOC and
$1.O0. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed
by Albert Moskop. druggist.