Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1909-04-23
GLOBE SIGHTS.

A new policeman behaves like a
new boy In Sunday school.
A man can keep a secret all right IL
IL is a mean story on himself.
Patience becomes a habit quicker
with woman than with a man.
Even those who said they liked
winter, are beginning to be bored.
AS rule, apprehension forms two
thirds OF the telegraph in a news
paper.
You can't scare a boy away from
the table with the thirteen PROPOSE
tion.
Living at the White House is not
all joy: the Taft kin are beginning to
arrive.
An Atchlson fat man who is par
ticularly good natured, is known as
GLOOMY"
A good many people believe that
to know lot of contemplate gossip,
is to be wise
The amount that people have to
learn is entirely too great for their
length of life,
'"ro escape critioism," says an adj
vertising card, edo nothing, say
nothing, be nothing"
The more pigeonholes in mans
desk, the harder it is for him to find
what he is looking for.
hot,ooooa ,,oIiI,a otb6,- uopoap do
not quit having their pictures taken
when they get married.
An old man forgets how many
children he had five years younger
than his wife forgets it.
it is high time whisky was in trou-
BILE. for many years it has been max
ing trouble for other people.
When an elderly man enjoys per-
feet health he is as proud of it as
handsome young woman of her
beauty.
Among the men, there is always a
lot of smoke when women are con-
oerned, but, as a rule, very little fire.
Be careful of the man who COM
pliments you; he is probably putting |
you up with view of cutting you
open.
A woman will keep out her best
knives and forks longer for her own
visiting kin than for her husbands
visiting kin.
1t is a good plan. when the matri
monial field is bare at home, to send |
a girl to some other town to study art
or music.
In the fullest inter probation of the
term, society woman" is woman
with nothing to do, and who wouldn't
do it if she had.
About all the future some people
have left is longing for summer WREN
1t is spring.
The great trouble with this world
seems to be that no frugal, sensible
woman has ever been regarded as
leader of fashion.
1t sometimes happens that the
people never find out a man is an elo-
quent talker, because he didn't get
started on his wrongs.
young man is apt to believe that
things just happen. HIS father knows
that everything that happens is some
sort of natural result
woman always gets cross when
she has to get up to let her husband
in, but she doesn't mind it at all to
get up and let the cat out.
Young people are always claiming a
broken heart, but old people never
claim it, They have found out that
they can get over so much.
Since the young men have been
teaching the girls to skate, they are
Mortified and astonished to find so
many of them pigeontoed.
1t IS said that the reason the diree-
toire gown was a failure is because
the men did not display the curiosity
that was expected of them.
When we save up money to buy
new cigar, we do hate to have some
croaker say that the money should
have beeu given to the poor.
A woman, who has buried one hus-
band, separated from second, and
lives unhappily with a third, doesn't
usually think very we'll of the man.
When a man has nothing else of
value to brag about. he tells how con-
soientious he is in voting, and that
he wouldn't sell his vote at any price.
How numerous annoyances are
Are you usually responsible for yonr