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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
TO LOAN
MONEY TO LOAN.

Short time loans on good collateral
or personal security. 110h So. Ind
street; phone b12. l.. M. Drown.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
LET US PUT YOU IN TOUCH
STORAGE

WANTED-Pianos, household goods,
etc, stored safely at reasonable
rates. Advances made. Phone $40
The Security Warehouse and Improve
ment Co. Offices, rooms 3 aud 4,
Grant Block, Third street and Cen
trail venue.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
For Rent-Rooms With Board.

ROOM AND BOARD in private fam
lily for one or two young men;
everything first class and modern. Adj
dress j. II. M, Journal office.
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms and
board, modern. no s. Broadway.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
POULTRY AND PET STOCK.

For SALE-ThorouEhbrcd Scotch
collie pups. Apply at Mann sad
dlrry co. 2tb w. copper Ave.
FOR SALE-tXtra fine Plymouth
Rock cockerels. SOS S. broadway.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
FOR RENT--0fflceS.

FOR RENT-Nice office room, south
western Realty Co, POI II. Central.
FOR RENT-Oniccs and storerooms
In the Commercial Club building.
Apply 10 secretary.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
OUR BREAD IS THE LARGEST

loaf in town for the money. Big IN
quality ass WCli AS quantity, too. We
couldn't use better Hour il We charged
twice as much for our bread We buy
aud use the very best now. Try % loaf
and see how everybody VIII go into it..
Anybody would think 1t was cake To
hear th, youngsters begging for just
another slice,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
FOR RENT--MiscelIaneOuS.

GUNS TO RENT-W. A. Con d Co..
phone b6S.
UPRIGHT piano for e Phone AZ
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-22
EMPLOY EMIT.
HELP WANTED--MaIe.

MEN LEARN barber trade-Short
time required; graduates earn $12
to $50 week. Moler Barber College,
Los Angeles.
$500 IN PRIZES free. see window,
la w. Gold.
Manitoba man. must be good
mixer. Apply bezemek dairy.
WANTED-Young man or lady to do
leather burning only those with
experience need apply. John Lee
Clarke, Inc.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
His Head For Trifles.

They were sitting in the cleaning,
planning the home to beat least she
was planning. George merely listen
ed, pondered, listened and sighed.
And We'll have one of those lovely
velvety Turkey carpets for the dining
room, George" she cooed.
"Oh, my pet" he lifted, what a
trouble the crumbs and cigarette ashes
would be on a Turkey carpet. l
can't bear the thought Of my sweet
heart brushing and brushing. and
making those dear, sweet little hands
rough like the hands of any common
housemaidw
What head you have for trifes,
dear" she lowed softly.
"Tell you what we'll do. dearr'
cackled George. We'll toss for It!
Tails for the Turkey carpet. heads for
linoleumv'
Cl1nk. And the linoleum had It
How lucky" murmured George al
ne picked up the double headed pen
ny. How lucky it is to have a head
for trifies-two heads, In factw-Ion-
don Tit-Bits.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE
Carinu For SUPPLIES,

Keep roasted coffee in tin or glass
and tightly covered When exposed
to the air or kept too long it loses
both aroma and strength. For these
reasons it should be bought in limited
quantities. On the other hand. green
coffee improves with age.
Store salt in a stone jar in a dry
place, When desirable to keep butter
any length of time wrap each roll in
clean muslin. then pack in brine that
will float an egg and weight down
with a heavy plate.
Cover the top Of the jar closely.
Lard should be kept in bright tin
pals or cans. Soda and baking pow
der should be left in the original
packages and kept in a cool. dry
place.
Soap should be purchased in guam
titles, unwrapped and stacked Oh a
shelf to harden. When we'll dried out
it's lasting qualities are about doubled.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
BOBBY BYRNE.

average gait for the Cardinals. In
1O5 games he turned thirty-seven mis-
cues and was Swatting 2O9.
Since Clarke has acquired Robert
the Wee he made but two errors in
fifteen games. while bis assists total
seventy-eight and put-uuts forty-fve.
Throughout the Pirates Invasion of
the east Byrne's playing was the fea-
ture. While he hasn't been betting
the sphere any too harshly. be is
sticking in his hits at the right time.
Murphy Wants Schools For Umpres.
President Charles W. Murphy of the
Chicago Nationals recently declared
that be would make a fight before the
magnates Of the National league at
their winter meeting for school for
umpires.'
President Murphy would compel the
umpires to undergo an examination
similar to civil service examination
before they are permitted to handle
the 1QQ1catOr III National league
game. Here are some Of the tests
they would be subjected to-:
Test by an oculist as to their ability
to see.
Examinations that would prove their
ability to restrain their tempers under
provocation.
Proof that they were free of ObSti-
macy and self conceit. with views
broad enough to eliminate their per-
sonal feelings when two teams fight
ing for a pennant clash in series that
may determine a winner.
President Murphy in an interview
in which he sets forth his views de-
clared that the new umpires should be
paid larger salaries than the arbiters
of today get and that they should be
men of a type that deserved it.
The greatest menace to the game
today is the incompetent umpire" de-
clared the president.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Knew All Their Tricks.

"Gentlemen," said Frederick the
Great, II am entirely dissa tisfied with
the cavalry. The regiments are COM
pletely out of hand; there is no &C
curacy, no order; the men ride like
tailors. l beg that this may not occur
again and that each Of you will pay
more attention to his duty, but know
how things go on. You think am not
up to your lodges, but know them all
and will recapitulate them.
when the season for riding drill
comes on the captain sends for the
sergeant major and says: I have an
appointment this morning at -. Tell
the first lieutenant to take the rides
So the sergeant major goes to the
senior subaltern and gives him the
message, and the latter says: What!
The captain will be away? Then l am
off hunting. Tell the second lieutenant
to take the men, And the second lieu
tenant, who is probably still in bed,
says: What. both of them away? Then
l will stay where l am. l was up till
8 this morning at dance. Tell the
cornet 1 am i'll and he must take the
rides Finally the cornet remarks:
Look here, sergeant major. what is
the good of my standing out there in
the cold? You know all about it much
better than l do. You 60 and take
them And so it goes, and what must
be the end of it all? What can hope
to do with such cavalry before the
enemy History of Frederick the
Great"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Indoor Athletic CHAMPIONSHIPS.

With the national outdoor champion
ship out of the way all eyes will be
trained on the national indoor meet to
be held in New York Oct. and ). The
coming indoor contests should show
class all along the line. There will be
a great many new aspirants for the
honors. The result of kiviat's first
appearance in fast company is being
awaited with much interest. Kiviat
is the sensational New York youngster.
If he can show the same class indoors
as he did out. his reputation as the
schoolboy wonder will stand double.
Following is a list of events scheduled
to be held:
Seventy-fve yard run. 800 yard run,
1000 yard run. two mile run. 220 yard
hurdle (ten flights. three feet six inch
es). standing broad jump. running hop,
step and jump. throwing fifty-six
pound weight for height, putting eight
pound shot. pole vault for distance,
running high jump and one mile walk.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21

fhe stables and showing Wnat tneh
bringing up has been. I'm hoping that
you may decide to consider 10 setle
down among us after finding de-
voted husband-one perfectly Wiling
to die for you any time OF Gay OF
night"
And Miss Glazier would smile ana
blush and reply that she liked the
country and the people and the cattle
and the wolves and jack rabbits, ana
the man would back away bowling TO
the ground to assert to bis comraaes
In waiting that he had made an I'M
nression and to be called liar Tor the
statement
COWBOYS came from other ranches,
hut were run off as fast as they ap-
reared. Travellers rode out OF their
way, but were discouraged. At the
end of three months the Two-Bar
ranch had the reputation of being at
loose ends, and the managers quarter
" report ELECTED the following reply
from eastern stockholders:
"Not at all satisfactory. what Is
the matter out tnere!
Il have a stenographer and typist,"
was telegraphed back.
'"Then discharge or marry her." were
the instructions.
The manager was a man of action.
He had never discharged stenogra-
pher from his employ, and he was not
going to begin then-not If Miss Gla-
zier would accept him and the other
alternative. She blushed and said she
would, but wanted to go back to Chi
cago for a couple of weeks to see her
mother.
The men got hold Of the news an
hour later-that is, Old Tom told them
separately and collectively that any OF
them who wanted to bid the angel
goodby would find her in the Office
awaiting them. 1t was white shirts
and red neckties again; it was more
hair oil and perfumery. They said
nothing to each other, but they read
each others thoughts. If a husband
could keep that poor girl at Two-Bar
she should have one. 1t was Old Tom
who lined them up and sent in the
first man. The first man had his
speech all ready. So did the second,
the third and down to the last, and
those speeches were all alike. They
began with a bow and a kick and a
lump in the throat and proceeded:
II hears, marm-I hears that you are
going away for to dwell in our midst
no more"
Eyes, am going back to Chicago"
During your stay here, marin, you
may have observed-you may have tax
en- notice that have cast my eyes on
you as often as possible, and that with
the greatest possible respect. 1t has
been a case Of love on my part, and l
am now here to offer you my hand and
heart and promise to do everything in
my power to make you happy. I'm
rough. but I'm tender. I amt educat-
ed, but I'll never ask for divorce"
And the reply each one received was
the same:
II feel honored, but must tell you
that l am to marry the manager on
my return"
And when the last had fled in and
filed out Old Tom suddenly broke
forth:
Now, you crosseyed. lop shouldered,
knockkneed gang Of galoots, the turtle
doves have got through cooling. Cupid's
got hustle on him. and If you don't
hustle around and bring Two-Bar back
to her pristine glory I'll turn loose and
bury the whole Of you in one gravel
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Retrocession of Gums.

Tincture of myrrh may be used to
harden the gums or it may be rubbed
on them with a soft flannel cloth or
brushed On them with camePs hair
brush. In using powder or paste on
the teeth be careful to remove every
particle from them, just as if it were
food.
If the supply of paste or powder
gives out make use of CASTLE or some
other bland white soap until dental re-
enforcement can be provided. : Soap
does not make an agreeable substi-
tute as far as taste goes. but it is clean
ly, and some of the prettiest, whitest
teeth seem never to have been cleaned
or brushed with anything except soap,
with perhaps an occasional Interrupt
ton of powdered charcoal.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
WASHING Pink Garments.

The following is a good plan for
keeping pink in garments-that ex-
tremely perishable color: Pour boiling
water over piece of red cheesecloth,
let it stand for new minutes till the
color is all out of the cheesecloth, then
pour the dye into pail Of cold water
and, after washing and thoroughly
rinsing the garment. put it into the dye
water and allow it to remain for an
hour. Then wiring it out and hang it
to dry. No matter how old and faded
the material this method gives it a
perfectly even coloring.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Bananas and Bacon.

Chill and broil slices of bacon, then
transfer it to a hot platter. Have
ready two or three large ripe bananas
peeled and cut into rather thick rounds
Drain off nearly all the bacon grease,
return the frying pan to the fire and
turn the bananas into it. Sprinkle
lightly with sugar and brown the
in the center of the platter and ar
range the border of the bananas around
it. Serve very hot.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Baby's Bathtub.

A fine substitute for the expensive
rubber bathtubs for infants may be
made from a yard of rubber sheering
and clothes basket. Saw off the
handles from the basket; take heavy
rubber sheeting and cover the top of
the basket, leaving a depression in the
sheeting. Use a rope and staple to
fasten it to the outside rim Of the
basket. In this improvised bathtub
the smallest infant may be laid for a
bath with no danger of slipping.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Navy's Football Plans.

Plans for the coming football season
are being perfected by the navy grid
iron authorities Passed Midshipman
Frank Slinglof. Jr. q. s. N, who
played at center on the team for three
years. has reported for temporary duty
and will take charge Of the men. Mid
shipmen Douglas. Dague. Land and
Northcroft will assist in the coaching.
Lieutenant Berrien, q. S. N, will
again have full charge Of the squad.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department OF the Interior,
Land Office ut SpOkaue, WaShlngt

Department OF the Interior,
Land Office at Spokane, Washington
Notice is hereby given that William EmlnrI
of Tweedie, Wash, WHO'D July H. 1917 InH,,'
Homestead Entry No. 1887 [0336l for sWi4 NJ" i
VIZ sw4, sEl4sw14, Sec. %, Twp. 30 n, T. ="
NJ, has filed notice of intention 10 !l"t
final Communication proof, to establish CiaIi" u
the land above described, before Sldntl a,
Rogers, United States Commissioner Tor VT
Eastern District of Washington, 1T NeNIUnaa
Washington, on the 9th day OF DecemptI' n
Claimant names rs witnesses; GeolST Nv,
Johnson. Dennis Eden, Fred Johnson ana jun
Pierce, all of Tweedie, Wash. .-+or
1921 11-25 HAL j. COLE, ReSIs'0@
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior,
r. s. Land Office. Spokane, Wash

October |. 1909.
Notice is hereby given that Ora L. Hood,
of Scotia. Wash, who. on Ang 80, 1901 made
homestead entry No. 164S3 [O2453l for Lots /
and of Sec 6, Township so n, r. A E. W: NJ,
has filed notice OF intention to make final
five.v wear proof, to establish claim
to the land above described,
before Sidney w. Rogers. U. Commissioner
for the Eastern District of Washington at New
port, Wash, on the 9Th day of December, 1909.
John Guissagaits, Will Imam and Walter
Long. all % Scotia. Wash.
1921 1925 Hall. COLE, Register,
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Remedy For Sites,

Sites are annoying small tumors
which come upon the edges of the eye
lid, and when they recur frequently
are caused by some constitutional diff
ficulty that requires internal treat
ment. Like fever blisters. they give
warning of their coming, and if touch
ed in time with nitrate Of silver or a
cold gold ring may sometimes be
driven away.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Cheese StraWs.

Crate strong cheese till you have
One-quarter of pound, then add one
quarter pound butter, good one-quar-
ter pound -four. a pinch of salt and a
dash of cayenne pepper. Mix and
roll out and cut in finger strips and
bake slowly to a delicate brown.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
Combination Chair.

The combination dining chair for in
fants and adults herewith shown is a
high chair possessing all the practical
features of the ordinary dining chair
1t looks like and is an ordinary din
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
THE SPORTING WORLD
Bvrne PIayinq Great Ball.

Bobby Byrne, whose major league
experience was limited to his engage
ment with the ST. Louis Nationals
previous to the swap that sent him
to the Pirates, has been putting up a
since Commander Clarke annexed
him. Byrne had performed at only an
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
To ScuIl Across EnaIish Channel.

Crossing the English channel with
out paying fare has been the ambition
and the sport of all nations for many
years taking the form of swimming,
of airships. of specially designed WA
terproof and buoyant suits. and now
man is to try and get across on a
plank. The plank is buoyed up by a
couple of barrels. and be uses a pair
of SOULS The yoyagers name is Will
liam Westlake. and he is an old sailor.
His first attempt was failure, as he
was driven back by the tide and the
wind
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21

high chair Of the standard height, tray
and all. When in the latter position
the infants seat is supported by steel
bars of the Jack-in-the- box type, and
that is what the chair really is.-Pop-
ular Mechanics.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-24

Salt Lake to Ogden, or anywhere else
in the United States, would cost sixty
four cents in postage, while it could
be sent from Salt Lake to Japan, or 20
Germany. or to France. or to England
for forty-eight cents. And the eleven
pound parcel could be sent to Toxic
for a dollar thirty-two.
The matter grows more embarrass-
ing to an American when we consider
that the parcel Weighing eleven pounds
and directed to some one in Japan will
be carried across our own continent by
the postal department, but no citizen of
the republic could send eleven pounds
of anything to another citizen by mail
within the United States.
What is the remedy? Parcels post TO
believed by many to be necessary for
our people. And others think the mail
order houses in the big cities would
drive the local merchants out of bust
ness if the lower rates were allowed.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-24
ARE THEY NEVER roo OLD?

The Pittsburg papers tell of Mrs.
Evalina Hall, a widow, aged eighty-one
years, who came to the marriage
license clerks window. and asked for
the papers which would permit her to
marry Robert Wright, aged fifty-one.
When the clerk expressed surprise at
her wanting to be married at such ad-
vanced age, the old lady offered to bet
him she would live to be a hundred.
And he didn't dare.
Having a little leisure on her hands,
pending the filling Of the blanks, Mrs.
Hall asked the clerk if she might
smoke. and he told her to go ahead.
SO she filled and lighted a pipe, and
between the comforting puffs gave
some excellent though rather intimately
practical advice to a number of chill
dren not more than thirty, who had
come to the office on a like errand.
Similar cases-at least in point of the
age of the contracting parties-are re-
ported almost daily. The woman in
this case is wealthy. and her bride
groom is a farmer in good oircum-
stances.
It seems they are never too old to
take chances.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-24
ANOTHER NEW CONTINENT.

Most of US are interested to some de-
gree in the hunting trip of Mr.. Roose-
Welt i'm Africa. OF course the fmpor-
tsnt thing is not the fact that Mr..
Roosevelt is hunting there. nor that he
is getting game. What impresses the
thoughtful reader is the great reach of
new country.
There are spaces like the spaces of
wyoming. ike the distances across
Nebraska and Iowa. There are rivers
that suggest the Mississippi There are
mountain ranges that duplicate the
Rockies. and mines that make returns
resembling the best in Utah. There is
6 forest growth rivalling that of the
Cascade range, and level fields like
Kansas and Oklahoma. There is, in
brief, a new continent.
And it is new. The nations have not
yet parcelled all Of it out among each
other. When they shall have done
that. there viii be a rush of settlers to
the various regions. We younger men
are going to live to see a movement of
population 10 Africa equalling thar
from Europe to the United States and
10 Canada.
It is the new land, the unmade land.
. It is peopled with its own peculiar
savage tribes. Much Of the experience
of the American frontiersman will be
repeated in the conquest of Africa.
and states will be formed. Roads will
be built. Cities Will rise, and the world
viii receive-whether or not they vel
come-another factor into the family Of
nations.
Mr.. Roosevelt simply calls the atten-
/ ton of the world to the new continent;
} to the virgin forest; to the rivers that
hold power and possibility in every de
( gree of their fall toward the sea. The
vegetation Of the continent that once
was dark is rank and strong, proving
the excellence Of the African soil.
II is a little unfortunate that men
now living can not remain on earth for
another hundred years. If they could,
they would see new problems added to
the worlds equation Maybe they
would read of battles fought there on
he African plains and in the African
woods-battles that would mean the
changing of the map of Europe, and
shift the balance Of power from its
present location TO a point south Of the
equator.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-24
WHY PITTseuRo is SAD.

According to the veracious chronicler,
Pittsburg people are sad because An
drew Carnegie is Tightening up" The
old gentleman has respectfully declined
TO extend the plant leg for pulling on
two or three recent occasions, when
formerly successful offenders have ap-
preached him. And they fear he is go
ing to die-rich.
There be people i'm and about Pitts
burg who have looked on Mr.. Carnegie
as much ian the nature of an easy mark.
When they have wanted anything, they
have said among themselves: Let's get
Carnegie to pay for it," Most people,
especially people out here in the worth
fun west would go out and get the
thing they want. They would find some
way of making the money they re-
garded as necessary. Our Pittsburg
friends take the lazler view, and refer
everything they want to Carnegie, just
as children have been taught to pray
for what they want. and forego effort.
AM it has a bad effect on the pension
'ers.
Whether the Laird of Skibo has taken
q sudden love for his money. or whether
hs has walked up to the fact that he
IS being overworked by people who
ought 10 take care Of themselves, the
.veracious chronicler does not tell us.
But the effect Is the same They of
Pittsburg have depended on Carnegie
fer so long that when they want any
thing, and he refuses to give it, they
naturally lie down and try to resign
themselves TO their fate They don't
know there is any other way.
All of which is bound to have good
effect on the people he has been help
ing. There is Just enough self-reIance
in humanity that weak surrender
doesn't last long. When they can't get
any one to help them, they remember
Hercules, and the story. And they help
themselves-aHd find that the gods help
them at most unexpected places.
It would not be a bad day for Pitts
burg-and for some other cities in vari-
Gus parts of this great and glorious
country-if Mr.. Carnegie should stop
his giving, and keep stopped for the
rest Of his natural life