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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-01-12

The future president was then
a small boy. With a Christmas
Ratchet he hacked, he hacked
his fathers favoriate cherry tree.
Passing that way the old Semitic
nina observed the hack; and also
put together some self-evident
facts. For instance the size and
the character Of the hack and
chips pointed to his son and the
newly acquired Ratchet. But in
the soft earth he saw tracks that
filled the size of his sons feet,
and the old gentleman had not
read Sherlock Holmes in vain.
Theodore" said he, who
chopped my favorite cherry
tree?"
The son leaped into the air like
an enraged Cape Bufaloe. His
teeth protruded and his eyes
flashed with indignation. Said he
YOU ARE A LIAR. No in-
vestigation is needed. The tree
lies, the hack prevaricates, the
chips deceive, the tracks mislead.
/ know for ] was there. " Fear
ing that presidential timber
would be spoiled by further pres
sure the old man ordered a new
cherry tree. Charleston Gazette.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-01-12

Sheriff Claud Jarvis and Thur
mand Duffield came down from
Minnora last Thursday and and
spenta cay or so in our city look
ing after business.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-01-12

Quite good deal of interest is
being manifested by local sports
men in fox chasing these days.
The two Crow Stumps are the
latest converts to the sport and
have purchased two fine dogs.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-01-12
Reduced prices on Clothing at
Chenoweths.

Toad Bennett left last week
for Lincoln county, where he
will work in the oil fields.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-01-12

You will please call at The Chronicle Of
fee and settle your municipal taxes, as they
are now due.
r. l.. HAYS, Sgt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
OH, SAY CAN YOU SEEe

The bill to prohibit red white and blue tights has been
iavorahy reported to the house
An honor the members OF the crimes and punish
mens committee oi the Minnesota house OF representatives
an honor now TO this little baud PATRIOTS dauutcss daring.
brave and free
nauness they stood Horato at the bridge guarding with
unwavcring courage the starry banner o, liberty
Daring they sally FORTH striking blow on blow, defending
the gontalon Of liberty
Bravely they battle beating back the hcdscued brascu
brolers OF hlushless foe
Theirs honor the homage. for nesting a their midst
shrinking blushiag elmgug condng IS the palladium ct oar
herties-thes for the nonce the nonoc sayo love
shield honor for least day And what though the
hosts 81 gaety olc and irvo and Haunt their legs IN wild
abandon-auu them say ul in the face OF the floating
folds OF the far-uug flag OF freedom these patriots dauncss
daring and free stand firm cen though another
see struck down trampled under the advancing armies
OF the Amasons
Sweeping swirlug swayiug gddy and gay. about them
dazzling hosts Of degenerate day Tripping twink
ling neither exemes , and uter and fro dcccd in tri
color tights and appngs. legs and legs 10 Get
thee lar gonaon haste thee safer shelter emblem OF
the great republic cloak your bushug purity the starry
field Of blue And therefore
Be II enacted That chorus girl broier, ballet
suchke brazen husy shall her shap neither
cxtremcties in red, white and blue
Hail banner OF freedom blue and white and red Hail,
flag OF deeds and destiny spanged with shnmerng stars
Hail glorious emblem Hail committee crimes and punish
Minnesota house Representatives Hail theatre
goer him he red white and blue tights But
hal-thrce hathe modest shamestruck patriots at with
a stage windmill
Our lag be kept unsuied emblem Of liberty
be shielded safe In almost the words Of the immortal
Dix I any chosu girl attempts haul the flag
bid her leave it oil"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
LEARNING TO sE KINGS.
How Other Royal Children
Are Growing Up 10 Rule.


Prince Edward o. Wales. second
I line from king Edward ia't5 yeBra
old lie is student a. EnRlnpd's
uaVHl college nc Osborne Bsing a
prince ~ the blood be- hcoames ~
age a. ~. but bis education viii not
boz completed until be- De- in tho
| twcniisB King Edward. pot hia
parents, d. the only authority ever
him. even 90 picking g. wife for htm.
1 In Germany. crown Prince VIII
llam'H son De- only three. hut inside
IT year "a governess viii begin hle
education.
The czbrs only son o. not ak yet
but his education has begun. and he
81 already the colonel ~ regiment
Even Tho toys with which the prince
plays are selected FOR educational
purposes They like 10 knock mill
itary glory and royal pomp into the
heads ~ Russian prncolings 80 that
the very first idea thoy get is abb
aoiute right TO rule The czarowltg
has q large idea of bis own lmpor-
TANGO.
King Aifonso'a heir ~ only q baby
yet But hts mother. queen Vic.
TORN, ~ givlnE him an English en-
vironmcnt Ia the nursery The most
/ painful sort Of etiuuet has always
been the practice "a Spanish royal
nurseries but Victoria put an end
10 a. 20 the horror Of the dona. Tho
boys education will be Of the up to-
daie klnI
Prince Olaf, who VIII be king of
Norway some day IA Just Of the age
/ when his studies must begin IN
earnest. lilo has started 10 wear
uniform and Will probably be given
a military education In his mothers
land. England.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
NUMBER 47s7

u vas . when I turned the key
Ia the office door The manager
and al the travelling men wsrc
gone. and vas klorloualy alone.
aud a. leisure. for tho first time
since this branch office had been
established
The teiephoee rams interrupted
the first thing. and probably BY
some one wanting the pool funm
whose number we had taken
said Hello rather cnrsiy
Hello. Jim
You have the wrunK Number
/ manased 20 49, more dccentiy II
was a vuman. a lady. with . aeaced
nice manner
Oh ISN'T this t9s5t
YES. bus
~noui joke. Iim know Yua arr
IN taNu. and knew goa must b.
there in fact. I just came hack
from Cousin Marys And the FIAT
iN 81 desointr this morning. ! can &
bear 81 Come On down. Jim. I've
forEottcn IL. and I'm waiting rhege
ia q IRE 10 the CRATE and-aDd
dear hatsn I've soi q stesg aC.
capsea. and paid of that yua
neesiat b. afraid 70 stay eveFy
thiaK's pretty near an riEht Noutl
~ right down. wont you
a b@E Yoaf -
nont beE mg forgiveness You
have it. you kuuS that. and don 3
let's talk any more over the phone
her vuirs vas breaking nttifulty
samsthlng often takes hosd ~ me
40 that { am not reapguaibis Dor
my actions cant aecuaut for "a
any other way
said. wv come Hp here. can Z
YOU I'm dnviiikh huay - I frit
pretty sure that Jim wuuid say
that Then I happened q think
waa asking her 70 a pooi room. az
"a AZ she knew Iou see we've
cleared the ola hasincea ont '--
fOh ~--- The Riadnrss wAa DO
ilxhtful And shall ! Just walk In
but yotw b. hooking. sout ynu
foa htf @
a hundred thoughts Npan Ia MP
crMnium The greatest ~ them that
abe would be disappointed terribly
I was an ass We'll "a lind Jim. and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
FAT MEM EASIEST TO PLEASE,
SAYS TE9E CLOTHING SALESMAN


garments ale mons economical man
the three higher priced
You don't mean 10 say that oil
mon are so very hard 10 please
as the incidents you have Just re-
lated would lead one 10 believe,
DO your asked him
Pat Men tho Easiest.
"No Of course not. only you ask
I'd me Whist claaa of people wofo
tho hardest 10 sell Go, and HueHn
I've answered you
Well. what class of men do YOU
consider the easiest 20 sell toY
I asked
THE married fat man. always.
or course young mrn are com
parafiyey eanY a. arll 90, because
their notions are not go SEA az one
OF muFe mature years but Of al
men over 30. ~ lako the fai ones.
They arr sood Haiurrd and easily
satisfied. oseept Ia mru cassa. and
are less nervous
ialer has been ln The business
f1g 20 years. and he aayn that he
likes u The work IL llght and V
furnishes q good chance for the
study ~ human nature
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
nv rRrn aonArrfn.


what wouid fou do n you fsaa
the plush asked shs f'rsseririien
cisrk. drsamiiY as 30 saisfed ths
saia Dispenser FshinK ffasuenta -
~alsas .n~li eat a enc mat saudas
bnnt
ira b. q real swell ssausFcd
Hair Oh Harry. riant 81 tie bat
oh enc - these iaYenaef vsaie -.
say nfs irailsrs en- snFsred ~
TO- e.
Nsf muhf~ rutprtcd HARD
You've got hold q a nYbiopa nsfn
chart Your laea ~ the ca Soy isas
been euliss ffefH Topn Tapies. vim
taEe q last csnsmFY Nna think a
swell guy dresses TIE sine agent
ard cuts up Hka sunday school
supertntrndrnt some tn tian BAD.
feu'xs bulit up = tailor made ulb-
son boy 10 Ypur mind and labeled Il
Reggie Come sut ~ g. ! Say
come out - az
Then what's your awtll Say
challenged the Prescription glrrk
Make him Tor me-
The bona fids swell EuY haid
HAIR Oii Harry. doesn't Look a.
We has ths luNs but he dnasu'g
drape his frame with them Hes
the ordinary looking chap. slipping
bic Apoliiuaris ~ thr md - the
bar erinpinE whlie bunch nf nDisf.
cheap sports lap up mixed drinks
and fgnrfiuah about thrir install.
mens plan runs bouts iiia imported
ttoe99 ear Il uutside az ire cufh
with ig layers ~ mud 90 &C. iudi-
catlns use. He sifps tho bog a five
Z SPOT on the uuiss and Toe vsiur 20.
rwitaa. while the BID whee8sa with
nothlnE but D pap envriaps between
them ana the Salvation Army hotel
thfpw down a half dollar on the
marble 80 everybody can hear it
ring xYiophaus solo entitled.
Amt { ire fInt spenderr The real
swell eases himself along through
life silently except for ioa hum
ming aound Indicating speed u IA
only tho Wouid-ba who does the
drunken sailnr act. Ynn. mY guile
less friend. u you had the saic.
would ~ Npendthrisi seaman m
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
THOSE WITH WIVES ALONG
WILL NOT QUARREL OVER
GOODS AND STYLES.

y NNNN& kAh9Ws
Ne sir Give mo u man and HIS
wife every time. IA preference to
the nuicky bachelor when Il
comes 10 selling a suit of clothes.
SAYS William I, loice. an expert
clnlhins salesman "A crauhy. old
bach viii take up more time aud
cause more bother than any mum
hor Of wives
These old single fosulla even
though they purchase a SIS suit 0i
clothes. wiu have more crazy no.
tionu about style. RI workmanship.
etc, than the must hardened wnm
an aufffaglst
Why. thty even ask na ta change
the buttons over nn the other side
nf tho coat. So as 10 be- ffeahiah
And one Cat hooso antuer wanted
the trousers With buttnna up the
sides 10 allow ~ more ease in
dressing ia The morning
Want Queer styles.
Hat che worst one of all. he
went on. was an aged ahainthe
aboiuliouiat who works ia the pnHt.
office Fe wanted an extra tight
fittiug coat and vest. with light
trousers, and seemed much pro.
vnked whom Informed that No
dldnt have them Ia alock
Now. when a woman comes with
hubby % bay b sull she quietly
takes a seat aud sees that ~ Eeta
one made becamlngly t0 his figure
Women are also generally euod
iudseu ~ cloth. aud can apuro
ciate a good weave whom thsy aee
one Not ao wltb the average
ataE Hell usually buy a suit with
an attractive appearance rather
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

the very highest order Every ip.
stfnment included ia this Club plan
~ brand new and fully and upcon.
ailonally warranted. both as 10
quality and as 10 price. Money
hack " not as represented AZ.
plies TO every instrument cgthcr
highprioed or low-priced. that ever
leaves the Johnston houee
Club members can choose be-.
tween the very choicest regular
catalogue styles OF such famous
makes az the kimball, the lester
the Hobart NJ Cable. the Hallot a
Davis. the Schubert. the STORY Il
CLARK, the Marshall a Wsnd,ii
the Schumann and many other hiph.
est grade pianos sold regularly ana
exclusively by tho Pioneer Plano
House.
PRICES TO CLUB MEMBERS
The regular $3.50. $500 and sqso
STYLES go 20 club members for si6B
f2i2 aud sg5s.
Tho regular sg75. sloo and si2s
STYLES go 70 club members for s27f
s2sS and $500
Tho regular $3.50. SAYS and $500
STYLES 10 20 club members for sa2O
1887 and $500.
The regular $500. 5000 and $3.50
styles 80 to club members for S20g
sf2s and Sf62.
JOIN AT ONCE.
Remember. every instrument IA
brand new and the very latest style.
Every one ~ Internationally war.
rauted. The enormous stock gives
unparalleled chance for selection.
Is u any wonder then, from early
morning until closing time through.
out the past week the entire forces
OF the Pioneer Piano House have
been kept busy taking club sub.
scrlptions, delivering pianos, etcg
II you cannot call aud are In
tereated. write for booklet "An In.
yitatlon to Join IN Wholesale Buv.
Ing Mailed free. by all means
attend 10 this At. once. Just az
soon as tho -four clubs are filled
this otior VIII be withdrawn. a.. \.
Johnston Co, oldest and Largest
Dealers Third and University.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

hith Ntm piece or my WhtfiiuH
mind. but by Jeve. maybe she would
not Ike r. think was 20 At that
time.
A cowardly Impulse told me 10
be aatouiEhed Ia the whole proceed.
Ing. when Eaw how sensible. how
unsentimentsi and womaniy she
was.
told her the truth about Il like
q eulprit She moved toward the
door. ~ course.
I'm admit that seem a practical
joker. ur worse. bat I'm not You
wouldn't Let me tell you who I
waR"-
Il know was so worried and
30 sure, sho aald. half Ia anger
and half De- belief
Come back and sit down and tell
me. won't youf know that sounds
like benevolent old gentleman's
remark. doesn't it3'
/ laughed as kindly aa an over.
grown aapling can, and she sat
down
BY Jovo. you know when you
Faid you had a story accepted. T..
well. Ter YOU see. ! am working
like q Trojan 10 get q feeble attempt
Of mine used as a cover page I'm
going 10 pay off something. too. n
! get this blo0min' thlug 20 eo. You
See. my mother has little place
where the hollybocks ana cabbagea.
ana potatoes she digs herself, ali
grow together half garden and half
Tower beds. aud there's a little two.
by.fonr porch Ia front where morn
Ing gioriea have grown since was
o kid in dresses. and
And you understood didn't
your"
Her face seemed the lovellest |
had ever seen as she leaned over.
Interested
! handed her my card, aud ahe
told me hcr name was virginia
Weston. You see, Jim ~ my twin"
Your twin7" The blood went roll.
licking In my veins.
She repeated H. and for the first
time there were tears IN her warm
eyes, and her mouth qulvered
Jim Is AS straight M string
now. and he and ] share Virginia
together and I am her illustrator,
besides. -Four thousand seven hun.
dred and ninety Ii my lucky
number abe says.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

"You say sou arc unllorrf sniff.
"a the doubtful housewife.
yves MUM hBatnneA Hornpipo
Harry 90 De took reef in lis
trousers
"isui sou don't mako use Of that
nautical expression. SILVER mv
fimberHr
"Ohi no. mum i say 'ahlver me-
RaebaNN on NhiFer inc wiumHV
nm an uirahip 8ail0r mum" ~
llHfratfl HitH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

A Chicago Respondent stabbed
himself " times. cut his throat.
swallowed poison and jumped out
Of a third story window Those
who have given the incident any
thought DO not expect a rapid re-.
roypfv
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

What asa Tire for sly uaa the
matter Mlth Fnu
e. said ~ HfdnR know
We'll whai doctor are Fam NninR
% mrsf
None When a doctor aar~a 20
lnaks such an admission as that. he
must - ahupf a. high in bis profea
aluH as hN can get ---tfraF sfnftna
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Mrs. rpiawn so lady raiiaF - 90
think we've got thr neanaat meet
pun8Fiums ard NFawnfmw OLD AhNtoek
~ = landlord that ever AVsa
Caller nf 80 sea rNmafm here
fh~Hf Why not tff some other
place " yuu dunf lfte she land
lord
NJ Uptown That's iuHt iff Ne
wnHt joe ma Net Tar enough hns
hind Nith the rent 90 Is e. really
&nF ebiHrt 90 "a 40 move Judge
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

"lphnnY said al niiFnins. 4
want Fuu 90 atufF hard and learn
al Fnu possibly can"
pid F0u DO i4atT
We. nY son But ! want fnn a.
aHNHpe The troubles uv lnnftrufion
has caused me. When ou grew up
and have "a son ] don't want sou 81
be hufuiilHtcd hF being nnHhIa e. an.
ever DIE Hueatiuus -e Washington
Star
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

pes top trousers
I think yaur prescription calls
ggr equal parts ~ ,incturs af jun
Shes and extract uf DARK Lantern.
muFmurrd the Prescription clerk
Cert. said Harry. The ulonry
~ gets into ths hands ~ that kind
tn the rnd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

~ does seem awesr unused she
faaH. wnp seemed 60 be thtnkinK
aiauH
what. seems queer asked the
innunenf bgstandrr. who had ever
heard fhH ffntafh
That people whu dun'f knom gtHhf
from mFwME uauHtiN e. wf8nE
answered fka lohd thinker -fs8tfrags
taaffg Ness
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

suppose feu are giaa shat
spring 81 aupfnaehfnE
Net I'm sac landlord - an
ape ftfnFNt house ama every hiaanrsl
tenant fn So will want thr nafior
ard the ffomt bedrooms reHaenFan.
"a ~a Detroit Frea Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Pc AH thnf #nHf locking Nffl
with fhe heavy under iaH
Ffat ia ftH only daughter % old
he MiiFuHs
And who BE- ths daintv bit Of
~ ratnesH with fhs blue sHas and
golden hntFF
rNHFs the rhanWruu
MhatH tire explanation
Why. it-s oid lac MlIFuu's clever
ldea De fhinkH that his faus siii
hs perfectly safs as long - Mias
tinHauns 3s around ~ Cleveland
FiasH Dealer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Between the ladies with roses
and the Camora wlth high explo-
siyes. Col Roosevelt Is golng 20
have the bnilless time o. his ilfc
In Italy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

ChauffeuFa who mistake Broadway
for Ormonde Beach are going 20 b.
humillnted BY being seen In the
company Of a policeman. for the
next fe~ days At least
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Secretary hallluger shows signs
Of being one Of those fossiliseruua
old fogies who believes that a ter.
ritoFial governor should be 90
the Job occasionally
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

than one that Will glye na5a wl4l
'anmo men would miner NJ
three $50 suits than two 30 ones
hut a woman is ahrewd enough "a
see that two well made sets 0l
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

A New York woman has died AZ
the age u ne. she couid remom.
Der distinctly vheu the first Cal.
houn luror vas drawn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Once In a white fate acts with
pleasing prompsness. ~ in the case
OF the Spokane imbecile who aid
not knoa that Il was loaded.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Alexander Hamllions portrait ~
Fuing to D. placed on the new 81 900
bills. which will doubtless increase
the demand for them greatly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Pitlrlch. belng a poor uneallsat.
ensd foreigner must Do puzzled 20
determine WIZ. since h. didn't do
e. be mus, 80 - jail Tor life
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

The woman who lived oysf 100
years without a doctor couldn't BE-
consistent enough 20 die without
one.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

hiEHs Attorney coke BE- nns -
the FefF beet men sf the bar Ice
Thoroughly hnmnHt and conscientious
Take your damage suit 90 him.
wigs $50 and ~ natd be
~pui8nt touch II Cleveland rtalu
Dealer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Colorado Votes on the liquor
question tomorro~ and the Demon
Rum has everything packed ready
% move.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05
Will You Be One of
the Five Hundred?
D. s. JOHNSTON CO.'S PIANO CLUBS A GRAND
SUCCESS

BY Joining One Of the -Four Clubs Now Forming You
Get BENEFIT OF Wholesale Prices-Co-operative Buy
ing Makes Possible Immense Saving, in Which You
Share-club Terms Within Reach of Everybody
Full Particulars.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

The war IN oklahoma has reach.
ed that diacoursgiag stage where
they are beginning 10 have clues.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

isa VIII FuM please toll me what
e financial Henuta is
"A fiue nciai Eeuius. ms child. is
man nhn cen spend mnnev tNng hs
has never bad. and which tha people
p be- thirh fHsF are getting tf viii
nsFsf srf Chicago Record Herald
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

You may not know that ali dentists use ths
same kind OF gold in doing crown work-the df
ference ~ cost is in the weight Of the cap heypa
on and the method Of fitting the crown under il.
gum.
The fit is OF vital importance. al food particles
are bound to collect under badly fitted crown
causing decay, which means dsagreeabe isss
in your mouth, an offensive breath, and eventually
death TO the tooth
The great trouble is that poorly fitted crowns
hidden by the gums and the defect concealed
The patient cannot see these things
You have 10 depend upon the consciousness
OF your dentst--why not have your work done BY
men who have a reputation to sustain materials,
skill and experience, and in whom you may place
implicit conhdence'
We do our work on Quality Basis. Ihspi-
tents best interests are always considered frs
s. r. WAGNER. d D.
J. W. Bosol. d D s
C. n. WHARTON. D. MD
aoaaOa2os d 8 Johnston Hldg Third A'"aA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

The Piano Clubs lnaugurated by
y g Johnston Co. are a grand sue.
cess. lta the greatest and falrest
offer ever made piano buyers any
where It's not Something for
Nothing offer
To The contrary. les a straight.
forward sound. money saving bust
ness proposition.
WHY IT'S POSSIBLE.
The underlying principle Of tho
Piano Club OF Cooperative System
Of Selling IL simply the application
Of wholesale methods TO the re-.
tail department You know that
We can sell dealer q hundred ~.
amos for less money than We can
sell n single instrument BY Join.
ing one of our four clubs (which
are limited as 90 mcmbersl YOU
are placed IN exactly the same pc.
altion and enjoy the same adyan.
iages possessed by the largest re.
tail dealers. Join whichever club
best suits Your convenience. That
Is all there is to a. No red tape.
No extras. No dues.
PAYMENTS UNUSUALLY EASY.
Members Joining Club "A obtain
"a fine new piano upon payment Of
81 down and weekly payments Of
si.25 20 si.50 tpay more II you like,
but this Is all that Nv required).
Members of Club ~" pay $40 10
SIS upon Joining and then at the
rate OF si.75 TO 5000 per week.
Club 20" members pay SO to $40
down and the balance Ia weekly
payments OF s2.75 20 s250.
Members OF Club ID" get their
pianos upon payment OF $50 To S25
down aud payments OF s2.7b 10 $3.50
a week. Monthly payments can be
arranged.
PIANOS OF KNOWN WORTH.
DO not imagine because the nay
mentH are so very small and be.
cause the prices are 80 astonishing
" ]ow that the pianos are not OF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Some msn afa willing - g. 20
church 90 uH got ~ have 30 atny
hpms NsN Nufk trees
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Bouillou proposes bat Sawyer
dlsposes,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

John. sou said we'd have 10 give
np iuKWrieH end only aiiqw our
selves mNNeraitiaH
Naa ny deaf
fIuf you NHmu homo LAST night
from tne lodge tn takfeah
heard b
ThHfs ga that was necessity.
HsE dear w. liuafnu Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Correspondent DO you know
senator that the crack in the liberty
bell has extended several inches
tatelHF
NegaimiHite Statesman no. ! had
ma heard That Mgi . know there's
Il hole 80 the constitution big enough
ta drive an elephant through chit.
faan Tribune
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-05

Judge did ypa ever Try an
ahainthn ffappsF
Na hut I've tried lot % fsl.
lows ahn have Cleveland Leader.