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HAD A BETTER SUGGESTION
And, Coupled with the Enchanting OF
the Dog, II Was Carried
Unanimously.

WELL" demanded the stern-faced
woman as she leaned over the red
handled broom, what do you want?'
Lady" said the wayfarer, with the
long beard and matted hair, I'm an
actor by profession and in hard luck"
well, what have I to do with that?'
"Why-er-I was thinking If you
could spare me quarter to get q
shave and hair cut could get job
in the role of Virginius."
ooh, that's a poor excuse" she said,
with curl of her thin lip go up to
the town without shave and a hair
cut and get job in the role OF Rip
Van Wrinkle.
And before he could say another
word she started to unchain the dog.
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Try This In November.

Thousands upon thousands OF fam.
lilies who have not been regular eat
ers OF Quaker Oats win begin on the
first Of November and eat Quaker
Oats once or twice every day for thirty
days OF this month; the result In
good health and more strength and
vigor will mean that every other
month in the year will find them doing
the same thing.
Try it! Serve Quaker Oats plenti-
fully and frequently for the thirty
days OF November and leave Off cor
responding amount Of meat and greasy
foods. You'll get more health, more
vigor and strength than you ever got
in thirty days Of any other kind OF
eating.
While you are trying this see that
the children get full share. They
will show the benefits even more
quickly and surely than the adults.
Quaker Oats is packed in regular
size, large size family packages and
Theoretically sealed tins. 7
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Where Inspiration Sits.

Mrs Quilluser came tiptoeing softly
into her husbands study, rested a
hand lightly on his shoulder and
peered over at the sheaf Of half-writ-
ten sheets on his desk.
What are you working on now,
dearest?" she asked gently.
ION Mary's /mittens,' he answered
pleasantly, but without looking up.
Mrs Quilluser studied moment, as
II planning. Dearest, Willie needs a
pair of shoes more than Mary does
the mittens. have already promised
them to the poor boy Hadn't you bet
ter work ON Willie's shoes first, dear"
"All right, Nellie, all right" he re-
piled kindly, turning his eyes up into
Nellie's great patient ones.
Then he pushed back IAN Ode to
the Dancing Leaves" and cheerfully
began to write Sunday special on
"A New Substitute for Coal."-Puck.
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The Steady Man.

We'd like to write a little rhyme
about the steady man, who keeps on
pegging all the time and does the
best he can; the man who early goes
to work and doesn't get home till late;
nor ever try to shirk in order to be
great. There are some fellows who
will try to do their business tricks
and have a finger in the pie of city
politics; they try to put on lots OF
style and play a heavy role, and in
a little bit O. while you find them in
a hole! | like the man of steady pace,
his system / admire; he has no wild
desire to place more irons in the fire!
Los Angeles Express.
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Their ADVANTAGES.

80 you have made up your mind to
be specialist. What line are you 60
ing to take up?"
Il don't know. have been consid-
ering various advantages in different
branches. A chiropodist can general
ly get foothold, no matter how bad
business is; a manicurist has usually
something on hand; a beauty doctor
can usually play skin game and an
eye and ear doctor can often get a
hearing when there is anything in
sight. l haven't dwelt on the posi-
bilities of throat specialists and den
lists or hair experts. because the two
former always look down in the mouth
and the latter may get but bald liv-
ing or be expected to dye for his pa
tients." Baltimore American.
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viii Compete with Standard oil.

A corporation known as the Mutual
OIL company has been organized by a
number of Lawrence business men.
The head Offices of the company will
be located there and number Of sell.
ing agencies will be established in the
larger towns In the northwestern part
of the United States. To these sta
lions the oil will be shipped for dis
tribution. The company will draw its
supply Of oil from 20 independent re-
fineries and will work in competition
with the Standard Oil company. How
ever, the local company does not ex,
pect the competition to be very active
since 1t is entering field where there
Is a greater demand than a supply.
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A Resemblance.

Canon Hensley Henson, at a dinner
in New Haven during his Yale lee
lures, condemned the ugliness of the
English archbishop's attire.
"One of our archbishops," he said,
preached in Kansas church in his
panoply of knee breeches, CATERS and
apron. and the leading paper of the
town Concluded an admirable report of
his sermon with the words:
1.-The archbishop wore Highland
Dress"
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Are Growing Catalpas.

The growing of the speciosa catalpa
promises to become one of the great.
,est industries in southwestern and
northwestern Kansas. TINS is one OF
the new industries In this section OF
the Southwest, but inasmucn as it is
advanced far beyond the experimental
stage and its success from financial
standpoint is assured. land owners are
this year more than ever before, turn,
ing their attention to the cultivation
of this specie of forest tree.
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Tempora Mutantur.

A certain young man, wishing to be
very thrifty, quit eating meat. Frank
lin abstained from meat" quoth he,
"and so will l."
But he didn't stop to consider how
prices have gone up since Franklin's
day, and especially within the last
few years. The result was that when
he hadn't eaten meat for about six
months he was so much money to the
good that he lost his head and became
one of the gilded youth.
The outworn ideals Of yesterday
should be taken up very guardedly, If
at all.-Puck
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28
Never opened His Mouth.

mot infrequent rays of unconscious
humor illumine the otherwise impos-
sible stories that come to my desk
from amateurs" says reader for one
of the magazines. Recently l CHANGED
upon this choice bit:
John, the husband, and Grace, the
wife, ate on together in silence. There
was Individually an Ill feeling between
them. The husband devoured plate
of soup, half fish, an entree or two,
a piece of roast beef, together with
a sweet, without ever once opening
his mouth"
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GRADING Literary Power.

Dean Smaller Mathews says that the
newspaper shapes the popular mind
more by its headlines than by Its ed
itorials." BY the same token, au-
thors impress by the. title Of their
books, not by their CO tents, artists by
their themes, rather than by their ex-
scution-and lecturers by their plati-
tudes more than by their sense.
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Peruna Secrets
You Should Know

Golden Seal, the root Of the above
plant, Is very useful medicine. Many
people gather IT In our rich woodlands
during the summer. Few people know
how valuableitis in dyspepsia, catarrh.
and Us general tonic.
Many thousand pounds Of this root are
used each year in the famous catarrh
remedy, Peruna. This fact explains why
everybody uses Peruna for catarrh.
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X. U. TO Manufacture Pottery.

The University of Kansas is to enter
the market as manufacturer, accord
ing to an announcement made by
Prof. Griffith Of the department OF
painting and design. Fine pottery is
to be the product, and as soon as pos
sible Kansas clays will be used in the
making. Miss Maria Benson, the in
structor for the new department, ar
rived from the famous Newcomb pot
teries Of Tulane University at New
Orleans, and will begin work inn
mediately. Thirty-four students are
already enrolled for the work.
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Cost of Running Agricultural College

A compilation of figures from the
records of the college year Of '0S-'0s
at X. s. A. c. shows that the average
cost to the state per student during
that year was about Sill. This is
practically the same as it was the yeaI
before. A comparison with the records
of % other state institutions of the
middle west shows that the cost to
Kansas of running her agricultural col
lege is 40 per cent less than the aver.
age cost of the % institutions of which
records were received.
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Alfalfa crop Yields SEE an Acre.

John Tacha, successful farmer liv
ing near Oberlin, threshed his alfalfa
seed recently which measured at the
machine 1876 bushels. This was the
crop from Is acres making a yield Of
nine bushels per acre. He was offered
IS per bushel for 1t at the machine,
which made him $72 per acre for the
crop besides several tons Of hay cut
earlier In the season.
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The Main Question,

This story is current in the Arkan-
sas hills. A woman was telling some
friends what delicate childhood was
hers.
when ! was born l weighed only
four pounds. They put me in cigar
box for cradle"
Goodness gracious!" exclaimed one
of the listening women, leaning for
ward with great interest, "and did
you live?'-Kansas City Times.
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In Confidence.

do your cows give much MILK"
queried the fair summer boarder
DO they?" echoed the old farmer.
Say, jist atween yew an me, they
give SO ALFRED much that we diloot
tn well water we sell tew tn campers
with it."-Chicago Daily News.
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There Is more Catarrh in this section Of the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed TO be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease and
prescribed local remedies. and by constantly failing
10 cure with local treatment, pronounced it ncurabe
Science has proven Catarrh TO be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by +. J. Cheney
a Co.. Toledo. Ohio. Is the only Constitutional cure on
the market. II Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops 10 teaspoonful. II acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case It falls 70 cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: f. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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Like the Rest of Us.

please, mumsey, just five cents"
begged Johnnie.
But, Johnnie, 1t was only this
morning that gave you five cents"
Il know, mumsey, but"-putting his
arms around her neck-'I'm so hard
on money."-Everybody's Magazine.
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Case of Loneliness.

Knicker-Why does he keep so
many servants, do you know?
Bocker-He got one girl because 1t
was so lonely for his wife, and an
other because 1t was so lonely for the
cook, and the third because it was
lonely for cook and the waitress
Puck.
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Hodge-Hefty had strenuous time
On his vacation. When he started he
tipped the scales at 200 pounds and
when he returned he only weighed
LAO.
Dodge-That was a drop. suppose
his best girl gave him up on the spot.
Hodge-Not at all. She accepted
him right off,
Dodge-That's queer
Hodge-No; you see she is a great
bargain hunter and couldn't pass any
thing that was reduced.
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New Candy FACTORY For clay Center.

Clay Center now has wholesale
candy mandatory and candy jobbing
house, the Clay Center Candy com.
pany having just been chartered by
the sta,e. A general confectionery
and the allied business will be carried
on and travelling men will be sent out
to cover this part Of the state.
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They Were Shady.

Bung-So you have succeeded in
tracing back my ancestors? What is
your fee?
Genealogist-Twenty guineas for
keeping quiet about them.-Cassell's
Saturday Journal.
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Nature helps every man to become
that which he desires to become. If
he put forth no effort Nature assumes
he wishes to be nobody, and grants
his prayer.-Elbert Hubbard.
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ohiect of Increased sollcitude

There never was a time when the
farmer was so highly considered as he
is today" said the gentle jollier.
That's right" answered Mr.. Corn
tossel; they're making heap O fuss
over us agricultural folks. You seen,
crops has been kind O. good lately. In
addition to votes we've got a little
spare change that's worth lookin aft
er."-Washington Star
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Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough or Bedbugs, Powder or Liq'd, Csc.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 24c.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd 15c., Liq'd Csc.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, Csc.
Rough on Shelters, agreeable touse, Csc.
q. s. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City, N. ].
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AFTER
SUFFERING
one YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

me a well WOuaus
and I would like to
tellthewhole world
of it. ] suffered
fromfenlaletrouble
and fearful painsin
my back. Ihad the
best doctors and
they all decided
that / had a tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. Lydia E.,
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Polsoned .bY class u elder

Mystery surrounds the death OF
Enoch Dye, wealthy farmer living at
Niotaze, who succumbed half AN hour
after taking a drink Of cider. 1t Is be.
lieved the cider contained poison. An
analysis will be made. y II.
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The U. S. Government has bought rs
Gross 5000 boxes of Rough on Rats to
send to the Panama Canal Zone, because it
does the work. The old reliable that never
fails. The unbeatable exterminator. l5c,
25c, 75c.
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y One Of Kansas finest dairy cows
was recently purchased and brought to-
Linn county This COW Is OF the Jer.
sey breed and has a'record Of 10
pounds Of butter IN z DAYS, oil milk
being hand skinned and churned.
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When a man says he is willing to
change his opinion If you can con-
vince him that he is wrong it's sign
you'll never be able to convince him,
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ReducinQ.

Miss Elder-Dick says that this
rose in my hair makes me look ten
years younger.
Miss Younger-Gee! Why don't you
get couple more?
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adies Can Wear shoes

Ease, the antiseptic powder. 1t makes
tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen,
hot, sweating, aching feet, ingrowng
nails. Always use it to Break in new
Shoes. At all Druggists. 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Trial package FREE by
mail. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy.N.
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Much Time on the Road.

She--I reached my thirtieth birth
day yesterday.
He-It must have taken you at least
10 years to get there.-Fliegende Blat.
ter.
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Mrs. Smiths housekeeping.

Growells-Smith's wife must be a
poor housekeeper.
Mrs. Growells-Why do you think
so?
Growells-He declares he's perfect
ly comfortable at home every day in
the year.-Boston Herald.
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The Kansas odd Fellows.

The grand lodge of Odd Fellows
recently heldfa well attended session
It Wichita. The next meeting will be
held in Junction City,
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Only disinterested third party is
able to realize that there are two sides
to question.
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Do You Know HIM

what sort of chap is he?"
well, he's one of those fellows
who think that anything mean is a
Joke If 1t isn't on him."
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Stop guessing! Try the best and most
certain remedy for all painful ailments
Hamlins Wizard OIL The way it re-
lieves all soreness from sprains, cuts,
wounds, burns, scalds, ETC., is wonderful.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

1t seems strange to the masculine
intelligence that many a woman who
is afraid of mouse isn't bit afraid
of her husband.
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Experienced,

Non-Com Ito recruiD-I don't sup.
pose you ever smelt powder, have
you?
Recruit-Oh, yes. was in a drug
store before enlisted
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Ever hear OF man getting rich by
following the advice given in books on
the subject?
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28
Pettit's Eye saIve Restores.

No matter how badly the eyes may be
diseased or injured. All druggists or How
ard Bros. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Great, men do not drop out Of the
sky in evening dress.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

The bravery of some men is like
that of bulldogs; they haven't sense
enough to be afraid of anything.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Constipation causes many serious diseases II
is thoroughly cured By Doctor Perce's Pleasant
Pellets. One laxative, three for cathartic.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

ALL UP-To-DATE HOUsEKEEPERs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

lewis Single Binder cigar. Original in Tin
Foil Smoker Package. Take no substitute.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28
RED CROSS BALL BLUE

Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 OF. package only 5 cents.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Home Is the place a married man
stays while they are cleaning house at
his club. F@~
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

The man who has been down can
appreciate being up in the world
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sPRAINs AND BRuIsFs

disappear like magic under the healing touch of
Perry Davis Painkiller During thisicy weather no
household should be without H. In Csc S5c, Soc sizes
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Lewis Single Binder straight &c cigar is
made to satisfy the smoker.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

LOSE NO SLEEP
through naggng cough or lrritated throat. Aliens
lung Balsam will heal the affection quickly and
harmessy All druggists Csc, Doc and 81 40 bottles
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

A homely truth is better than
handsome lie.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Boarding house coffee is one OF the
things that are we'll roasted.
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
Examination, aays pain, cures wind collie 25caIottle
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

When duty calls on a man he is apt
to be out
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28

If we all had our own way other
people would quickly get out of 1t.
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Here's the Proof.

Mr.. JAMES @. LEE, of 100 9th ST., r
Sc, Washington, DC, writes; ''Thirty
years ago l fell from scatfold and seri-
ously injured my back. Suffered terri
bly, at times; from the small of my back
all around my stomach was Just as If |
had been beaten with a club. ! used
every plaster could get with no relief.
Sloan's Liniment took the pain right
ont, and can now do as much ladder
work as any man In the shop, thanks.to
The Globe-republican., 1909-10-28
An aching back is instantly

An aching back is instantly
relieved by an application of
Sloan's Liniment.
This liniment takes the place
of massage and is better than
sticky plasters. 1t penetrates
without rubbing = through
the skin and muscular tissue
right to the bone, quickens the
blood, relieves congestion, and
gives permanent as well as
temporary relief.
The Washington times., 1909-10-13

good heavy elastic quality. In ecru
and blue. Shirts and drawers 10
match. shirts made with French
neck and faced front. Draw
ers with faced band and DOR
reinforced seat. Regular
price sec each. Special at
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-08
MEANING OF THE
DECISION IN FAVOR
Of PEARL HARBOR
Continued From Page one.)

power of this nation was unable to get
into Pearl Harbor because some dredg-
ing fremained to be done in the chan
mel. AnG what harbor it was. irres-
pective of the strategic vantage that
the islands aoord a power like the
United States, whose western coast
would be at the mercy OF an enemy in
possession of Hawaii. ***
The finest battleship fleet that ever
entered the Pacific under the American
or any other flag was unable to pass
through the channel into Pearl Har-
bar-and for twenty-four years the
United States had had the opportunity
to cut away the obstructing coral reef
at slight expense. The neglect did
not escape the notice of Great Britain,
which has long been the best authority
in the would on naval bases and secure
harbors. The early treaty right to the
use of Pearl Harbor ran originally
from year to year until 1897, when a
con- ention for the cession of perpe-
tual rights was ratified in spite of the
protest of Great Britain, which invok-
ed an old treaty with Hawaii granting
to British vessels of war liberty TO
er ter all harbors to which such ships
of other nations are or may be
permitted to come" 1t was not the
first attempt of Great Britain to invali-
date the understanding with Hawaii.
The rise of the United States the fol-
lowing year to the status Of a great
Pacific Power and the annexation the
same year of Hawaii forever silenced
diplomatic representation in that quar-
ter.
1t is worth while to reproduce these
facts of our possession and neglect of
coveted Pear Harbor-the key to the
Pacific, the crossways of the Pacific
as it has been called-because the re-
cital shows the Government to have
been addicted to that policy of ma
mana which has been so much ridi-
culed and reprobated in the case of
Spain. The manifest duty of Congress
is to spare no expense in making Pearl
Harbor the impregnable naval base
that the destiny of the United States
requires it to be.
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Castle & Cooke.
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Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
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Fulton Iron Works Of ST. Louis.
Blake Steam Pumps.
Westons Centrifugals.
Babcock C Wilcox Boilers.
Green's Fuel Economizer.
Marsh Steam Pumps,
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Planters Line Shipping Co.
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Philadelphia Lodges:

The choice of Pearl HaTbor as the
naval base in the Pacific has come as
a surprise in army and navy circles,
but, as one prominent officer remarked
when he heard the news at is a sur
prise that we ought to have expected
1t is the first decided stand in the
execution of President Taft's policy as
to the Philippines. He intends as far
as in him lies the power, to see that
the Philippine people shall have their
independence in good time. At the
same time, he believes that we are
to be at peace with Japan, but if we
are to have war from that direction we
will be better able to maintain a de-
Tense with naval. base in Hawaii than
in Luzon. The reasons for this have
been discussed so long in the joint
army and navy Board of Fortifcations
that they are known to almost every
schoolboy throughout the land.
In the first place, at Pearl Harbor
we are nearer home than at Dion
gapo or Cavite They enemy, too, is
further from home and with the dis
advantage of having no base from
which to operate. Further, 1t has
been so well demonstrated that Pearl
Harbor is a tenable and defensible
place and that Olongapo is. the con-
trary that controversy has practically
no chance in the matter
To understand what the President
has done 1t must first be understood