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The Washington times., 1909-09-02
WIFE is TOO THIN;
SUED FOR DIVORCE

\ woman in Silesia has been hailed
into court by her husband because she
persisted i'm growing thin in opDostiCn
to his wishes. In his petition Ter a
divorce, the Silesian gentleman declar-
ed that the lady obtained her husband
under false pretenses, for when he mar
Tied her she was fun sized and Of ample
and generous proportions and he had
every reason to believe that she would
remain so. When slimness became the
fashion, however, she suddenly rssan
The Washington times., 1909-09-02
IN THE WAY.

Little Lola was sitting on her grand
fathers knee one day. and, after look
ing at him for some time, she said.
'Gvandpa. was 90 in re ark2
Certainly not. my dear" replied the
astonished old gentleman.
zen" continued the small inQuisitor,
"wny WASH 90 dwondedg '-Lippin-
The Washington times., 1909-09-02

ants plea that half wife is better than
none.
The wife is left free TO continue her
disappea ring process as long as sire
likes. IL is hoped that her frugal hab-
its of living viii prove useful % her
now that she is deprived Of a husband
suppOrt.-FrOm Success Magazine.
The Washington times., 1909-09-02

Guaranteed strictly all
wool Panama Skirts,
stylish pleated or CIR
cular gOTcd skirts,
with rich trimmiT IS
Of taffeta silk band
iugs or cloth straps.
w o O q erful
UndersellinE 50 OF
priCe.......... Il -
The Washington times., 1909-09-02
HARSH REFERENCE

people shouldn't worry about fool
ish things
"They shouldn't
"Oh-er-I wasn't thinking about
your wife when I spoke. Houston
Post.
The Washington times., 1909-09-02

PEELED to wear mine they will have to
be made of sheet iron-thats all
And then they started all over again
-Tit-BitS.
The Washington times., 1909-09-02
FUDGE!

80 Drink to me only with your eyes!'
He sang. She answered. SILLY,
I'd rather drink to you with a straw
I think I'll take vaniIly.'
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
v. CAMERON FORBES
THE NEW GOVERNOR
Takes Oath of Office and Tells
the Assembled FilipinoS
What They May Expect.

Manila, Nov 24.-At the Marble hall
of the Ayuntamiente, once used for
conference by Spanish authorities and
now the chamber of the popular as
sembly, W. Cameron Forbes of Massa-
chusetts this morning took the oath
of office as governor general Of the
Philippines and delivered his inaugural
address.
The governor outlined an extensive
line of public Improvement, including
roads, irrigation, river and harbOrs.
He read the original Mckinley instruc-
tons and declared that they had been
fully carried out, the United States only
retaining a necessary strong central
control.
Capital demands q stable govern
ment," he declared. Capital is not
particularly interested in the color and
design of the flag; it wants just and
equitable laws, sound and uniform pol
icy on the part of the government, just
and fair treatment in the courts. The
faith of the United States is pledged
that all of these benefits shall be per-
manently assured to the Filipinos.
mo capitalist need TO feel nervous
as to the security of his investment,
providing it has been made in such a
way as to fulfill conditions imposed
by law. The United States stands
pledged to the establishment and MAIN
tenance of stable government in the
Philippine Islands, not for the sake Of
capital which may be invested here
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
MAY MAKE APPLICATION
But Charles W. Morse Has No Assur
ance That New Trial Will
Be Granted Him.

New York, Nov. 23.-Charles W. Morse.
federal prisoner in the Tombs, awaiting
the outcome OF legal fight to avoid the
fifteen years sentence imposed upon him
as the result of his conviction on charges
of violating the national banking laws,
today won preliminary move for q new
trial.
The petition of Martin W. Littleton,
counsel for Morse, seeking an amend
ment to the mandate of the circuit court
of appeals which affirmed his conviction,
was granted in a decision handed down
late this afternoon granting the right to
apply to the circuit court for a new trial
The court of appeals, however, states
that the circuit court is not bound to en-
terrain a motion for a new trial,
The simple right to apply there
for is granted. Mr.. Littleton's eff
forts TO gain a new trial has been
based on charges of irregularity in the
conduct of the jury which found Morse
guilty. 1t is alleged that certain jury
men were under the influence of liquor
and that the entire jury was in charge Of
improper guardians, six of whom were
former secret service men from Washing
ton.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
Free Child's
Remedy

What mother is not looking for
something that viii help her children
in the little ills of life, something for
the stomach trouble and the bowel
trOublel Long ago she probably has
become convinced that a child can
not readily swallow a pill or a tab
let, and that to "break them in half
and crush them" is an annoyance;
that usually they work too drastically,
and are nauseating and too powerful for
the little ones stomach.
Any mother who viii take the trouble
Of sending her name and address can
obtain a free sample bottle of a remedy
that thousands of other mothers are using
and now paying for. This remedy is DR..
CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin, and the offer
of free trial bottle is open to any moth
er who has not yet used it. Having used
it and convinced yourself that 1t is what
you want, you can obtain it in the fu-
ture of your druggist at fifty cents and
one dollar bottle, just as so many
others are doing, the free sample being
simply to convince you Of its merits. 1t
is the best way to begin on it. Mrs. L.
Davis of 1S7 W. Harrison street, Chicago,
and Mrs. Mary Bedford, 1710 Coke street,
Louisville, KY, both started with free
sample and now they write that they
have never been without bottle in the
house since.
II is undoubtedly great family rem
edy, as 1t is adapted to all ages, being
mild and pleasant to take and yet thor
oughly effective. It is especially the ideal
remedy for children and women and old
folks, who need something pure, mild and
natural. 1t has the advantage of being
thorough laxative and yet conta sns
tonic properties. Use 1t for the most
stubborn constipation, Indigestion, liver
trouble, sick headache, sour stomach and
such complaints with a guarantee that
it will cure.
DR.. Caldwell personally will be pleased
to give you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining
to the stomach, liver or bowels absolutely
free of charge. Explain your case in q
letter and ne will reply to you in detail.
For the free sample simply send your
name and address on a postal card OF
otherwise. For either request the doctors
address is DR.. W. B. Caldwell, r. 51S
Caldwell building, Monticello, III.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
ABDUL HANDS, HOARD
Former Sultan of Turkey Has Mil
lions in Berlin Bank Which His
Successor Wants.

Berlin, Nov. 23.-The Imperial Bank ct
Germany holds s3,OOO,OO0 deposited by Alb
dull Hamid before he was deposed from
the sultanship of Turkey and which, &C
cording to the Frankfurter Zeitung, the
present Ottoman ruler proposes to recover
through a legal action.
1t is learned here that the Imperial
bank is willing to surrender the money
if the order for the same bears the sig
nature of the former sultan, authenticated
by the special seal adopted by him when
the deposit was made. At that time Alb
dull HamiG entered into a strict compact
with officers of the bank under which no
withdrawal from this account was to be
permitted except upon the authority Of
the special seal
Apparently the Turkish government
was not aware of this deposit until re-
Gently, when letter sent by the bank to
Abdul, and referring to the account, fell
into the hands of Mahmoud Schelket
Pasha, inspector general Of the first, sec
ond and third army corps.
The inspector general forwarded the
letter to Abdul with the information that
its contents had been noted.
Subsequently the royal prisoner signed
an order on the bank for the money, but
his signature was not accompanied by the
seal, which, he averred, had been lost.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24

out for the sake of the welfare of the
Philippine people and the faith of the
United States before the world The
security of foreign capital is merely an
incident in the general security of
property rights to the Filipino, but both
are now permanently assured.
There is not on the horizon discern
ible any cloud which indicates the pos
sibility of any kind of disturbance in
the present status of these islands,
either from within or without, by war
or Instruction.
THE United States is strong, deter
mined, fixed in her policy, and is not
to be dissuaded or coerced. The devel-
Opment of the Philippine Islands will
proceed along lines originally set forth,
strictly adhered to by each successive
administration and by the gradual pro-
cesses in line of declared policy-not by
spasms or jerks
Following the address Governor
Forbes held a reception. The inaugural
ball viii take place tonight.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
BACKACHE GOES AND KIDNEYS ACT
FINE AFTER TAKING 4 FEW DOSES.

rected, with the knowledge that there
is no other medicine, at any price
made anywhere else in the world
which is so harmless or viii effect sc
thorough and prompt a cure.
This unusual preparation goes direct
to the cause of trouble, distributing its
cleansing, healing and vitalizing infiu-
ence directly upon the organs and
glands affected and completes the cure
before you realize it.
A few days treatment of Pape's Diu-
retic means clean, healthy, active kid
neys, bladder and urinary organs--and
you feel fine.
Your physician. pharmacist, banker
or any mercantile agency will tell you
that Pape, Thompson & Pape of Gin
cinnah is a large and responsible med
icine concern, thoroughly worthy OF
your confidence.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-50-
cent treatment-from any drug store
anywhere in the world.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24

IN THE NATTER OF THE APPLICA-
fion of the Mahan Liquor company to
dissolve and disincorporate.
Notice is hereby given that the Mahan
5iouor company, a corporation formed
Under the laws of the state of Utah has
PRESENTED to the district court Of the coun-
~ of Salt Lake petition praying to be
ard that Saturday. thu eighteenth day of
December. f. d. 1909, at 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon, or as soon thereafter as coun-
sci can be heard, has been appointed as
the time; and the court room OF the dis
trict court IN and for Salt Lake county,
a. the place. at which said application lis
10 be heard.
witness the clerk Of said court, with
she seal thereof affixed, this 18th day of
November. A. u. 1903
MARGARET ZANE WITCHER,
fSeaD Clerk.
BY Fred G. Bassett, Deputy Clerk.
Der & Hoppaugh. Attorneys for Peti-
honer.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
WHOLESALER SHUT OUT.
Indiana Citizens Must Buy Beer and
Liquor From Saloons.

Indianapolis, Nov. 2S.-That a private
consumer must buy his beer or liquor
directly from a regularly licensed saloon.
and not from a wholesaler, was decided
by the supreme court of Indiana today.
The decision was given in an appeal
from lower court to test the constitu-
tionality of the Beardsley law, passed by
the legislature of 1907. The court decides
the law constitutional
The Anti-Saloon league is deeply inter
ested in the decision and is expected to
use it in its campaign against the $50
cial clubs that flourish in dry coun-
ties. The law will also operate against
the extensive family trade" of breweries
and wholesalers in all cities and coun-
ties, whether ''wet' or dry
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
Out-of-order Kidneys Are Regulated
and the Most Severe Bladder
Misery Vanishes.

NO man or woman here whose kid
neys are out-of-order, or who suffers
from backache or bladder misery, can
AFFORD to leave Pape's Diuretic untried.
After taking several doses, all pains
in the back, sides or loins, rheumatic
twinges, nervousness, headache, sleep
lessness, infiamed or swollen eyelids
dizziness, tired or WORKOUT feeling and
other symptoms of clogged, sluggish
kidneys simply vanish.
Uncomfortable urination ESPECIALLY
at night, smarting, discolored water
and all bladder misery ends.
The moment you suspect the slight
est kidney or bladder disorder, or feel
rheumatism pains, don't continue to be
miserable or worried. but get a 30
cent treatment of Pape's Diuretic from
your druggist and start taking as di-
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
BANQUET TO PEARY.
Walter WeIlman Halls the Comman-
der as Only Discoverer.

Washington, Nov. 23.-Commander
Robert E. Peary and Walter Wellman.
the Arctic explorers, met here tonight
for the first time since both of them
began their last attempts to reach the
north pole.
The occasion was a banquet rendered
to Commander PeaTy by the National
Press club of Washington
Mr.. Wellman, after expressing his
pleasure in meeting Peary, declared:
Il am glad to greet you as the only
man who reached the north pole"
Commander Peary expressed his graf
ification at this evidence of confidence.
Commander Peary made a brief ad-
dress, but made no reference to DR..
Cook.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
ELECTION ASSURED.
Roosevelt Can Be Governor of New
York If He Chooses.

New York, Nov. 23.--Timothy Wood
ruff chairman of the Republican state
committee, speaking of the movement
among certain leading Republicans, ex-
Guiding himself, to have ex-President
Roosevelt nominated for governor, on
his return from Africa, said:
while have no knowledge and have
not received any intimation as to
whether Theodore Roosevelt would run
for governor. 1 will say this:
IF Roosevelt would consent to run,
it is my opinion that he would be NOM
mated and elected, and that would be
a matter of great advantage to the Re
publican party in the state Of New
York"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
MRS. MARGARET TEAL
GRANTED A NEW TRIAL

Albany, n. Y, Nov. 23.-The court of
appeals today reversed the judgment
of conviction and ordered a new trial
in the case of Mrs. Margaret Teal, who
was sentenced to a years Imprisonment
for subOrnatiOn of perjury. growing out
of the Frank Gould divorce case.
Mrs. Teal rented apartments to Bessie
Devoe, an actress, named as correspond
ent in the case.
The specific charge alleged was that
Mrs. Teal tried to induce Mabel Nc
Causlan, an employee of a millinery es-
adjustment, to testify that she had
called on Miss Devoe and saw Mr..
Gould there
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
AMENDMENT DEFEATED.
CORNERS" Will Still Be Run on Chi
cage Board of Trade.

Chicago, Nov. 23.3The "anti-corner''
amendment to the rules of the board of
trade was defeated at a special meet
ing today by a vote Of 400 to 359. The
proposed rule provided that in case Of
a squeeze" or corner" in any COM
modify a committee should determine
the value of that commodity on final
delivery day and the interested parties
would be compelled to settle according
ly. Another clause provided that if a
member conducted an unjust deal or
corner" he could be expelled.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
FUNERAL OF DUCHESS.
Royalty Represented at Burial of
Consuelo of Manchester.

London, Nov. 23.-The body of Con-
suelo, Duchess of Manchester, was
buried today at Kimbleton, Huntington
shire, the family seat of the Manchest-
ers, in the presence Of the family and
many intimate friends. At the hour of
interment service in memoriam was
held in st. James palace, where the
Prince and Princess of Wales and the
Duke and Duchess Of Connaught were
represented by officials Of their house
holds.
The congregation also included many
distinguished friends of the duchess, in
Guiding Premier and Mrs. Asquith,
Prince Francis of Teck, Lord Knollys,
the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire,
American Ambassador Reid and other
ambassadors and ministers.
King Edward and Queen Alexandra
were represented at the burial.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
MONSTER MlNCE PIE
FOR THE PRESIDENT

New York, Nov. 2S.-President Taft's so
pound Thanksgiving mince pie was baked
today in a Newark baker shop Tomor-
row this pie. the largest ever baked in
America. will be taken to Washington by
committee of the bakers union
The pie was six hours baking and half
dozen experts kept careful watch on
the pastry. IT is Is inches in diameter
and inches deep.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
BLACK HAND OUTRAGE.
Five Buildings Demolished With by
Mantle at DanviIIe, III.

DanvilIe, ILL.,, Nov. PA charge of dy-
Mantle was exploded under the fruit and
wine house CT Joseph Mascara early to-
day, demolishing five buildings and caus-
ing about $4,000 damage.
Mascara charged members of the "Black
Hand" society with the crime, but he de-
clined to say whether he had received
threatening letters.
Two men were seen to run from the vi
entity of the building two minutes before
the explosion.
The blast shock every building and resi-
dence in the downtown section. Hun
dreds Of people were aroused, believing
there had been an earthquake.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
TRIPLE TRAGEDY.

Richmond, KY, Nov. 23.-Oscar Os-
born and his wife are in a hospital, ia
tally wounded, as a result Of shots fired
by Osborn tonight, when he fatally
wounded his wife and attempted suicide.
Robert Hendick. boon companion of
Osborn, learning of the probable double
tragedy, committed suicide by stab
bling. The Osborns, who are wealthy,
had been separated for about two
months.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
ADMITTED DUTY FREE.
Tariff Law Provides for Entry of
Miners Rescue Appliances.

Washington, Nov. 23-TimeIy be-
cause of the fearful mine disaster at
Cherry, Ill, liberal Interpretation has
been given by the treasury department
to paragraph 62S of the new tariff law.
which provides for the free entry of
miners rescue appliances" These ap-
planes, in the language of the act,
are designed for emergency use in
mines where artificial breathing is
necessary in the presence of poisonous
gases to aid human life"
The department today gave instruc-
tons to admit free all miners rescue
appliances and parts thereof
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
ASTOR PARTY SAFE.
Mall Reaches New York From San
Juan, Porto Rico.

New York, Nov. 2S-The Astor yacht
puzzle is solved. Mail from Col. John
Jacob Astor and his party reached New
York today on the insular line steamer
Harry Luckenbach, which sailed from
San Juan, P. R., November II.
On that date an officer from the yacht
NOurmahal came aboard the Luckenbach
with mail just before the latter sailed
for New York. This officer told Capt
James Dalton of the Luckenbach that
the Nourmahal was to sail next for some
Cuban port. At the time, according to
Capt Dalton. the Nourmahal was safely
at anchor and showed no signs of dam
age.
The positive assurance that the Nour-
mahal was safe at San Juan on Novem-
Der IL, just a week ago, practically ends
a 10 days search.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
sMoTHERED 10 DEATH.

Lynchburg, Va, Nov. 23.-James P
Scott and his 12-year-old son were smoth-
cred to death today under a wagonload
of leaf tobacco. Scott and the boy were
driving to the city to deliver the tobacco
when the wagon overturned.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
SUICIDE in ARIZONA.

Douglass, Ariz., Nov. 2S.-Harry Van
Allen, prominent business man Of Daug-
lass, committed suicide today by shooting.
He came to Douglass from Prescott three
years ago
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24
Turkish Bath Cures
Rheumatism at Home
Costs But &c a Bath, and the Body
Is Rid of Uric Acid Poison, With
Astonishing Rapidly.
Quickly Cures Kidney Trouble, Ner-
vOus Prostitution and All Skin
Diseases.

The Robinson Thermal or Turkish bath,
taken at home, is becoming a rage Those
who have used the bath have been COM
pleteiy carried away with enthusiasm be-
cause of the astonishing results obtained.
Well-knOwn physicians say that the
Robinson Thermal Bath at home is about
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-24

to become an almost universal con0ueror
Of disease. This is not an exaggeration
ANY man or woman can prove its results
inside Of q hours, in some cases 30 min
utes.
In cases Of rheumatism, especially, the
uric acid poison is extracted from the
system through the pores, almost as
liquids are sucked up through a straw
Drugs merely smother the poison or ease
the pain. They do not extract the poison
from the body.
Any one can now take Robinson Their
NAL baths at home and at q cost of only
about &c a bath. The only way to take
these baths is by the use Of the Robinson
Thermal Bath Cabinet, which is a UNIQUE
and marvelops invention
The Robinson Thermal Bath Cabinets
can now be seen and examined in Salt
Lake City at Smith Drug Co.. e. c. NJ.
Drug Co, Schramm-Johnson Drug co.
Ask the dealer also for copy of that
great book. THE Philosophy of Health
and Beauty" The regular price is 500
but you can get one free now for only a
limited time.
If you cannot go yourself, just send
your name and address to the Robinson
Manufacturing Company, Suite 81. Snow
flake Bldg, Toledo. Ohio, for full illus
trated information. free.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1909-08-08
BEREAVEMENT.

A telegram received Tuesday con-
veyed the distressing news of the death
of Mrs. Matte Gregg Hamilton, beloved
wife of Mr. ! c. Hamilton of Baton
Rouge, which occurred in Denver, Colo,
at the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Nathan Gregg The eldest of a
trio OF lovely daughters, with remark
able grace and beauty of person, richly
endowed with accomplishments, appre-
ciative, kind and considerate, Mrs.
Hamilton was a woman greatly beloved
and admired. Shreveport was her BIRTH
place. Here she grew to beauteous won-
anhood and here she was married. All
the traditions of her childhood and the
sweet happy years of her young mar
ried life were passed in Shreveport, and
the sad intelligence of her death came
with the force of a personal bereave-
ment to friends in her old home.
Though she has gone from earth, her
memory with fond recollection will re-
call the beautiful Matte Gray. follow
ing her through that brilliant period of
life to her marriage. Then we see the
happy bridge, and deepening happiness
as the years go by. Oh, the sorrow, the
loss, the desolation of the husband
And the parents who are now suffering
the anguish caused by the first death in
their beloved home circle.
To friend in New Orleans and Baton
Rouge also where Mr. and Mrs. Ham
ilton have lived since leaving Shreve-
port, the grievous message of her death
will cause unfeigned sorrow. And here
in her old home, where the warmes1
ties of long acquaintance bind friends
to her family, the deepest sympathy is
felt at her untimely death.