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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
Couldn't Stand the Test.

Porter"
Thus the passenger FOR London hail.
cd "A railway servant at a small Scot
tish station.
"Yessir?' The man instinctlvcly
held out his hand
do you think this parcel well
enough tied 10 trust going In the
yan?'
"Wcel III see, answered the porter.
dropping the parcel with bang
She'll get that here, and she'll get
that al the junction giving IL an
other drop-"and she'll get that az
Perth" banging n 80 Justify that all
the contents scattered over the pave
ments "Weel, sir, II she be gon'
farther than Perth, she'll nae do what
eyer,"-Illustratc London Mail
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

There is more Catarrh IN this section n
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether. and until the last few years was sup
posed 20 be incurable For a great many
years doctors pronounced ~ local disease
and prescrihed local remedies and by con.
stantly falling 10 cure with local treatment,
pronoup Il incurabe Science has p.oven
Cstarrh 10 be constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Cstarrh Cure, manufactured by j d.
Cheney q Co, Toledo. Ohio Is the only con.
s,itutional cure on the market. II is taken in
ternally in doses from 10 drops 10 a teaspoon.
ful. II acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. They offer one hun.
dred dollars for any case fails 20 cure. send
for circulars and testimonials Address FL.
CHENEY 4 Co. Toledo ..
Sold by Druggist 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

Every time a girl wants 10 find any.
thing IN her top bureau drawer. she
gets stick and stirs everything IN
the drawer round and round. N what
she IL looking for doesn't come 10 the
surface, then she is satisfied IL isn't
Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
In MedicIne.

Doctor 90 PATIENT Your case Is a
very gerious one, sir, and I think d
consultation had better be held
Patient Ooo ill 10 care for anythingJ
Very well doctor have as many ac.
completes as you like.-Tif- Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
A Human Training School.

Slimson-What do you mean by Civ
ing that little boy in the next block
such a terrible whipping?
Willie-He didn't even know II. pa
pa. You see, he's a Christian Scient-
list. All the boys practice on him,
and he doesn't even dare TO tell his
father and mother.-Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
Ba dly Fractured.

Wife, saw Mr.. Chacer this after
noon. and ne looks very bad. What's
the matter with him-do you know?
Hubby-Compound fracture.
Wife-What sort of compound frac-
ture?
Hubby-He's broke, and Miss
Doughbag, discovering that fact, broke
her Philadelphia Inquir-
or
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

The ginger grown in Jamaica COM
nands more than double the price OF
any other. Under favorable conditions
an acre will produce as much as 1000
pounds. During the last fiscal year
about 100000 pounds was exported
from that island.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

Said a witness who once appeared
before Justice Maule In London: You
may believe me or not, but ! have
stated not a word that is false. have
been welded to truth from my infan-
cy." Yes replied the Judge. but
how long have you been a widower p"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
No Novelty.

"A novel always ends with the mar.
riage."
(which is proper. There's nothing
novel about the subsequent hunt for
q fiat and cook and Job LOT OF furnL
ture. Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
Correct Answer.

Teacher-What do you understand
by the word "Self-denial?"
Pupil-lt is when some one comes TO
borrow money from father and he
says he is not at home-Flegende
Blaetter.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
Could lmaaine He Did.

Ever see congress in session."
NO" replied Farmer Coboss. but
i know how il looks. hev a hired
man who kin sit as busy doin' nothin'
rs anything on earth. h."-Washingtol
E-Tald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Foot Ease.
powder IL rests the feet Cures COrus.
BuDIons. Swollen, sore hot. Callous. Aching
sweating Feet and lngrOwing Nails Aliens
Foot kase makes new or tight shoes easy A.
Ill Druggists and Shoe stores. - cents Ac
cept no substitute Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen s Olnsted. Leroy. y. Y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
ComfortinQ.

E1la-I'm TO be married tomorrow
and I'm terribly nervous.
Stella-I suppose there always is a
chance of a man getting away up 10
the last minute.-Brooklyn Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
A Domestic Eve Remedy

Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms TO Pure Food and Drugs Laws.
Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug.
gists for Murine Eve Remedy. Try Murine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

walk upst airs
without stopping
on the way. l
tried three differ
ent doctors and
each told me some
thing different. I
received no benefit
from any of them,
but seemed to suf-
fer more. The last
doctor said moth
ing would restore
nv health. / began
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
rheumatism Cured in a Day.

DR.. Detchons Relief for Rheumatism radi.
call cures IN 10 8 days It's action is remark
able. IL removes al once the cause and the
greatly benefits. 75c. and 81. At druggistA
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

In the recent French army maneuv-
ers a wireless telegraph station In a
balloon successfully intercepted mes
sages sent from Berlin 10 vessels at
sea
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

WISE people use Hamlins Wizard Oh 70
stop pain because they know u always
makes good Foolish people try expcr.
ments Ask your druggists about u.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
iaE.Pinkham's Vegeta.
bic Compound Cured Her.

Willimantic, Conn.-"For five years
l suffered untold agony from female
troubles, causing backache, irregular-
ties, dizziness and nervous prostra-
ton. 1t was impossible for me to
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02
Only one "Bromo Ouinine''

That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature Of r.. w. Grove. Used the
World over 10 Cure a Cold IN one Day. 25c
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

Dyspepsia and constipation are avoidable
miseries-take Garfield Tea, Natures Herb
laxative.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

DR.. Daniels Horse Renovator - for
your horse - Makes Biood-gives vim,
strength and heath.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-04-02

II we want TO be builders OF the
spiritual kingdom our spirits must be
purified and refined by the fellowship
OF the Holy Chost.-Rev. J. II.
Jovett. VI. A.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
RIVES HANDS OUT PLUMS
Appointments Are Announced by the
Next City RecOrder-Few
Changes Made.

Appointments were announced yes
terday by Ben S. Rives, city recorder
elect, for positions under his SUPER
vision for the next two years. The
only two changes made are those Of
George Clutch, who has been clerk at
police court. and w. J. Mclaughlin. a
deputy in the recorders office, both of
whom leave at the first of the year.
though the successor to Clutch has not
yet been named.
The new appointees are Fl. Warren
smith, deputy recorder: +. E. Schoppe
clerk, to succeed Mclaughlin: Ethel
Macdonald, clerk and stenographer;
Neva Hoy, stenOgrapher to the board
of park commissioners; f. L. Palm
quist, Lester z. Moreton, j. r. Can
ming, clerks in the civil and criminal
divisions of the city court; Edna Pugs-
ley and DeveTeaUx Wilson, steuogTa-
piers in the civil and criminal divi-
SiOns of the city court
F. /. Palmquist will handle the work
al police court until some new arrange
ment Is made and a clerk is appointed.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
PLANT AT LOGAN
Trustees Of Agricultural College De-
eide to Use Appropriation for
Improvement.

Work Will be started at once near
Logan for the erection of power
plant to furnish light and power for
the buildings of the Utah Agricultu-
raj college. This was decided yester-
day afternoon at a meeting of the
board Of trustees of the Agricultural
college held in the office of Governor
William Spry. The last legislature
made an appropriation of 100000 for
the purpose, and this, will be used in
completing a model plant.
of the water in Logan river to gener-
ate 300 horsepower, which win. it is
believed furnish power and light for
the needs of the. state school for many
years to come. The work will be
started as soon as possible, and an
effort viii be made to have it ready
for the school by the opening of school
next, September, though this is doubted
by the trustees. It is felt certain.
however, that the school viii get light
and power from its own plant before
the beginning of the winter Of 1910.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Stockholders, Meeting.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
a special meeting of the stockholders of
the Utah Black Marble Co.. a CORPORA
ton Of Utah, mas been called to be held.
and the same viii be held at the office
or the ] y I Furniture Stores Co, on
Third South, between Main and State
streets, Salt Lake City, Utah on the Goth
day of December. 1903. at o'clock %. m
OF that day, for the purpose of permitting
the stockholders to vote on the questions
Of amending the articles Of said corDora-
ton, IN substance as follows:
Par. Of Art. S be amended as fol-
lows; THE voting for officers. and on
any other question that may arise. may be
by ballot. or viva vOce, as the holders OF
the majority Of the stock represented at
the meeting may determine" Each
snare Of stock shall constitute one vote"
THAT portion Of Art l. wherein il
states that the general office, etc. of the
company shall be at Salt Lake City
Utah, be changed TO that of Midvale
Utah All other articles mentioning this
subject &c be made to conform to said
change.
S-The contradiction in Art. s Par. 3.
should be amended to read the third
Monday in January, in place Of the
first Monday"
And to transact such other business as
may legally come before the meeting.
by order Of the majority of the board
Of directors.
NELS J. SORFNSEN.
President.
CLIFFORD L GOFF,
Dated December S. 1909
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Makes KIDNEYS ACT FINE ENDING
LAME BACK AND BLADDER MISERY.

which viii effect so thorough and
prompt d cure as a 50-cent treatment
of Pape's Diuretic, which any druggist
can supply.
It is needless to feel miserable and
worried, because this unusual prepara-
ton gOes at once to the out-Of-Order
kidneys and urinary system, distribut-
ing its cleansing, healing and strength
ening influence, directly upon the or
gdns and glands affected, AID COM
pletes the cure before you realize it.
Your physician. pharmacist, banker
or any mercantile agency VIII tell you
that Pape, Thompson & Pape Of Gin
cInnati is a large and responsible
medicine concern. thoroughly worthy
Of your confidence.
Only curative results can come from
taking Pape's Diuretic. and q few days
treatment viii make any one feel fine.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-5O-
cent treatment-any drug store-any-
where i'm the world
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
MURRAY CITIZEN DIES.
NJ, j.. Gallagher succumbs to Heart
Failure and Pneumonia.

NJ J. Gallagher Of Murray died yesteT-
day morning of heart failure and pneu-
mOnia. blr. Gallagher was taken III
short time ago and at first his condition
was not looked upon as serious but dur
ing the last two days ne had a relapse
and sank rapidly until death this morn
ing. Mr. Gallagher had been a resident
of Murray for ten years. He was 81
years of age and not married. Besides
q brother I'm Ireland. he leaves a mother
and another brother, Con Gallagher, i'm
Murray. Arrangements for the funeral
have not been made
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Several Doses Viii Regulate Your
0ut-Of-Order Kidneys and Make
You Feel Fine.

A real surprise awaits every sufferer
from kidney or bladder trouble who
takes several doses OF Pape's Diuretic
Misery in the back sides or loins. sick
headache, nervousness, rheumatism
pains, heart palpitation, dizziness.
sleeplessness, infamed or swollen eve
lids, lack of energy and all symD-
toms Of Out-Of-Order kidneys simply
vanish
uncomfortable UTinatiOn Especially
at night, smarting. offensive and dis
cOlored water and other bladder mis-
cry ends.
Inc moment you suspect kidney
or urinary disorder, or feel any rheu-
matsm, begin taking this harmless
medicine, with the knowledge that
thefe is no other remedy, at any price
Hlade anywhere else I'm the world
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
OF BROTHER OF
THE PRESIDENT DEAD

Baltimore, Dec. 16-Mrs. Horace r
Taft, wife of a brother of President Taft.
died this afternoon at the Johns Hon
l5ins hospital. At the hospital all infor-
nation with reference to the case was re-
fused. The body will be sent TO the Taft
home at WatertOwn. Conn, tomorrow.
Mrs. Taft was operated on at the Johns
Hopkins hospital a month ago, and two
weeks later left for the south to re-
Cuperate.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

il will receive the usual consideration.
Respectfully submitted"
The letter was signed by the MEM
bers of che membership committee, and
applications for membership viii now
be received up to Friday, December "a.
hoard al povArnors viii he beld For
the purpose Of passing upon the appli-
cations and also determining whether
the membership viii be limited or the
membership fee increased.
In recognition of the work done by
the membership committee during the
past week in securing over 200 new
members, a complimentary luncheon
will be rendered the members next Sat
urday noon by the club.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

profit of $29,54O.13, or an average profit
Of about S1O.42 per acre.
1T is not to be presumed that the
revenue from the entire Swiss forest
area can be approximated by taking as
a basis the earnings of the St. Gall or
Winterthur forests, which have been
for many years under most intelligent
and excellent management, but the uni
versaI opinion among forestry officials
is that the Jealous care with which the
Swiss timber lands have been guarded
has vastly benefited both national and
cantonal treasures from the financial
point of view"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Are the Bones of Ed. Murtte
at the Station Or in the Grave?

Was the body Of Edward Murtie
buried in Calvary cemetery or was it
taken to the medical department of the
University of Utah and there dissected
by medical students?
Or. John Sundwall, professor Of
anatomy at the university. is positive
that the body was taken to tie uni
Eersity, and he says that it was identi-
fled by chief of Police s. NJ. BARLOW
and Detective Harry Curran when they
visited the university a short time ago.
On the other hand, Rev. w. X RYAN
OF St Mary's cathedral claims that the
body was buried i'm an extension to
Calvary cemetery, bearing out the
statement made by George Deusch of
the +. q. ODOnnell Undertaking com
pany. Father Ryan SAYS that Deusch
notified him by telephone of the burial
Of Murtie, shortly after his death
The controversy of which is which"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
WHISKEY FOR RHEUMATISM

The increased use of whiskev for rheu-
matlsm is causing considerable discus
sion among the medical fraternity. IT is
a wonderful cure when mixed with GER
tam other ingredients and taken properly.
The following is the formula
To one half pint of good whiskey add
one ounce of Toris compound and one
ounce Of syrup Sarsapariha compound.
Take in tablespoonful doses before each
meal and before retiring"
Any druggist has these ingredients or
viii quickly get them. any one can mix
them. This formula was published here
last winter and hundreds of people were
promptly benefited.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

between the chief of police and DR..
SundWall and an attache of the under
taxing company and Father Ryan
promises to bring forth interesting de-
Velopments. Feeling that Murtic
should have a decent burial. the chief
OF police made arrangements To have
his bones Inferred. But Father Ryan
ana the Undertaking company say that
the bones i'm possession Of the CHIEF
are not those of Murtie. and that Muir
tie is already resting peacefully under
the soil.
Chief Of Police Barlow said vester-
day afternoon that according TO the
best Information he could get. the
bones brought to him were those of
Edward Murtie. and he had received
them from a medical student at the
university. He said this student had
told him the bones were those of Muir
tie and that he believed they were.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
HUSBAND GIVES VERSION
Miles L. Williams Says His Wife Re-
fused to Get Breakfast
for Him.

Because his wife refused to get up
and prepare breakfast for him. Miles
l. Williams is asking for divorce
in the district court as a counter claim
TO ms wite's suit for divorce, filed sew
era weeks ago. Mrs. Ellen Peterson
Williams charged her husband with
GtesefJloh ana non-suppOrt and asked
for a division of his property and a1i-
mony. They were married here on June
y, 1907 Yesterday Williams filed an
answer and counter claim, I'm which he
charges MS wife with calling him vile
names and with telling him she would
never live with him. Besides this. he
says she refused to get brea kfast for
MIN and he was forced to go to work
hungry All of this eliminated VIII
liams says. in his wife's deserfion on
July 10 last while he was away from
nome. He asks that he receive the
decree instead of his wife and that she
get none Of his property.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
DIED

JONES-At st. Marks hospital, Deem
Der 16, 1909, of pneumonia, Margaret l.
Jones, wife of John H. Jones of 56l
Wall street, this city. Deceased was
born in Lancaster, o., September a.
1874 and at time of death was a mem
Der Of HermiOn temple No. s, Sisters Of
the Knights of Pythias.
Funeral services will be held Sunday at
p. m. The place will be announced
later. HeTmiOn temple No. will have
charge of the funeral and Rev P. A.
Simpkin win conduct the services. All
members of the Calanthe Myrtle
and of the Knights of Pythias and Her
miOn temple please take notice and be
present at the funeral services. The re-
mains are in charge of Undertaken Jo-
seph William Taylor, 20 South West Tenn
pie street. InteTment will take place IN
Mt Olivet cemetery.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
WANT CANNING FACTORY.

Citizens Of Sandy who are interested
in the establishment of a canning fac
tory in that town met yesterday and dis
cusSed tentative plans with members of
the Sandy council and business men Of
Murray. Other meetings viii be held and
it is expected that arrangements for-she
new project viii be made in the near fu-
ture.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

this city, December 16, 1909,
DIT. Walter F. Suffer, aged 81 years 2
months and days; at $50 North West
Temple street The deceased was a
member OF Mexican post No /, G. A
r. Remains are at the private recep-
ton rooms of Eber w. Hall, 164 South
West Temple.
Nntica of funeral later
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

Eat your noon and evening meals at
the new Cafeteria. It's growing popu-
larity has necessitated the enlargement
OF the dining room. It's new, its con-
venient Service excellent Food the
best and properly cooked. It's line!
The Annex, II West South Temple.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
COMMERCIAL CLUB
BECOMES POPULAR
Officers Are Up Against Mem
berShip of an Unexpected
Magnitude.

The membership committee of the
Commercial club finds itself in a guam
dry Ten DAYS ago 1t was given in
structions from the board of governors
10 bring the membership of the club
up 10 1000 before January l. The
committee dividing itself into six sub
committees went TO work, and within
Il week not only reached the 900 mark,
but went over it, and last night the
applications received bring the mem
bership up 10 I043.
Although only 1000 members were
asked, and the intimation given THAI
When that number was reached by the
LlrSt OF the year, either the member
ship would be limited or the admission
Zee doubled, the committee finds itself
sui facing an influx of applicants
Until the board of governors take some
uerin1te action these applicants can
not be refused, and in addition to this
tnere is the cry made by the late ap-
plicants that they thought they had
until January J.
Although the number of applications
now on hand places the total at forty
thr6e beyond the 1000 mark the COM
mittce has decided that i'm fairness TO
many the limit should be extended be
fore the board of governors takes aC-
ton, and the following letter, self
explanatory was sent out Yesterday to
the members of the club.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Letter Explains Situation.

"The membership committee of the
Commercial club has just completed a
campaign 10 bring the membership up
To 1000, which number was reached
this morning. Applications for mem
bership are still coming in. and there
is a feeling among the club members
that the number should not be limited,
nor the Initiation fee raised until every
citizen, eligible TO membership. has
had a fair chance to join With this
in mind. we have decided TO withhold
tie recommendations we intended max
ing TO the board of governors until
Friday, December "a In the meantime.
81 you have a friend you desire to have
admitted, send i'm his name at once and
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Good Financial Returns.

Statistics of the receipts and expend-
itures Of all forestry work in the coun-
try are not available, but a couple Of
cases may be cited which show crafty
ing returns. The total receipts from the
sale Of wood in 1908 from 2,421 acres Of
state forests in the canton of St. Gall
are given as $24,457.37 and the expendi-
lures as $7,10431, leaving a clear profit
Of $1z35256. In the forests of the town
of Winterthur, amounting to 2.844
acres, the receipts were S51,174.63 and
the expenses S21, 63450. leaving a net
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17
Removal Sale.

Big reductions i'm wall paper and
framed pictures before moving TO our
elegant new store.
GEO. w. EBERT & co, 81 Main St.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

BY studying the ads you may
be able to complete a larger gift
program than ever before.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-12-17

this city. December Is,
1903, Jacob Faulkner, aged Y years,
father of John r. Faulkner, As Post
street The remains were prepared and
shipped to GlenwOOd Springs, Colo, by
Eber W Hail. 164 South West Temple,
last evening.