The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-08
ONE: ON UNCLE:
HENRY
his Generosity Cost Him a Neat Penny

r y
, See what | mean, son? You can
, beat il. Woman. woman, lovely won
, an Only the forethought Of wise an
beneticent Providence, which prevent
ed her from ever learning to throw
straight makes life worth living. It.,
so, by gracious!
Get the idea? They've got youi
number from the start. They look dlf
ferent think different, act different
and are different from men. Wen
then, how you going TO beat it? Eh?
Certainly you can't
They've got you going and coming
because they know what you hold and
what you are going to draw. They
know the man who makes the cards.
/ They kid You along until you get 10
feeling good and then--and then
Son, I've been up against this game
for years BUT this is the ultimate. eter,
nal limit. See thise tobacco coupons
Bunch Of en-, huh? Well, sir there is
what gets my goat.
There's exhibit A. Here, take ON
put EN- in your pocket ANY more Il
get are going over the same route I'm
done. know when | get mine coed
ana plenty ana rye cot If
Say, I'm 30 mad ! can't talk ard
I'm tired Of making gestures Tfaavar
is my home, but If they ever hear ua
in heaven some Of the things I'm sav- /.
ing inside now IN never get home.
Here's tie ides Listen 10 this
Don't 20 way. Ina going ~ tom w..
something thatu make vopr ayas
cross.
I'm a smoker. I'm no sno,zasfarf-
see? | smoke few cigars-fagr er
five a day-good smokes. All the r..
baaco stores. pretty nearly givs c-,,.
pons. save am. Some Of ,em brgs.
some of EN- green Yon know Ra~
alar coupons
Other 5ay I e-t prize list seo2
Read it over. say. son. it,s fun Of good
things Seems like every aaggcaaa
thing ever wanted il there Rat sea-,
.de guy thar picked ont thar bnasE
inau lis business. Regular wise ala
lwl
Now listen | read It all over ana
vas just about deciding on a raeabara
iajrhmsh when aI OF n sudden nv
'ttag nature came to the front son
make wish. Never rive wsv ia yo.~
ettgr nature. It's sure fo get vol ~
roubIe.
NO says, says !. 4 had the fun /
m0k.ng the ciears. Now nm h. "a /
port 1t was my money. and IN net
ley stunz me more than the price ia !,
re prize in reducing the wafobt NJ tf..
4ar. but I'm game. Home to rra visa +
. my bosom, I saws. Besides i tbjpI. ],
hon she sees the wameu's things She
N get with those couaons il VIII rut
e in soft Soft? Did itq Saw Fra IS
ling this story.
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