The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15
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~ except boowng them cuts ma deep
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one cubit to mental mors or physical stature? they
pucritu and TINS bring about
esteem? No. they would do of these things They would
merely be something comb To bug successfully has
need of whskers At times retreat for In
they catch and windows
ence Their handle of with
legitimate business will be obvious up the
where he has acquirei any knowledge Speaking
from Christian Science standpoint whskers
mortal mind and speaking point Of view it
should bs possible with sufficient faith fn crop between
Saturday Saturday 1t is true that this would
cutlery of where the whiske of yeseryear?
have them stuffed.
GF SPRING Some day Nature strike and submit the
matter arbitration For exactly sob years. according to one
reckoning for millions according another she has per-
formed the oonjurg trick which Spring. regardless Of
mpotent attempts explain describe dcule some day
Mother Nature conceive of her comfortable lady with no
for the suragewl be disturbed by these efforts
usually startling prosody woundng libel faint praise
most unkindst cut of ALL will awaken her dsre
gard Of the artistic poprietes and she will appeal the higher
court meanwhile applying for be that she ia
holding herself back for the final settling and when
the and prominent industry pat
the before the last tribunal setting adherence to
the best business Standards her some such
statement this n the 1879 you twentyone
poem SPRING and had It nnb
hed in the Cofeevie Crcuao At least may hoped
she takes that much interest in ampoons
orting between hot blasts know damned in
good and that notice had Many man
would suffer eternal torment cheeruy present fame the
reluctance the other se the man willing to
suffer torment for eternal ame ve while
be along time dead sums up the spirit of the age.
PARAGRAPHERY. The sign of good paragrapher
~ is his abrupness He should object stopping
where and time beginning the end of his
ing backward What he has being infinitely important
than how he should not be led deep
feeling sincerity Many ayle ruined because
the could forget after
wards impossible penetrate any matter in two
hundred words; the most that deep
knowledge of and of everything The essayst may the
modest deprecating know all
tude? But the paragapher must be
the impression that although might be
does exhaust it, but prefers
heavier minds and kindred
Had Milton lived this he would probably taken the
trouble write Paradise Lost but in hum
dd words of his ability write absolutely
Dante would have sandwched his
and the beauty hints Cervntes would
funny column in two jokes and theory Nap
might closed his with the Touon
obvious to all theorists of sublety that Bonapae
Iouon carried within him the of the Napoleon
Wagram Waterloo and St Helena
InF THE BEAUTY OF DIGRESSIONS. To open a para
graph with criticism of the campaigns to
close with discussion of the latest time
retaining coherent and consistent argument the
iumphs of the photographers What's that? pragraphe
has a Are not dear sir that the
now universally conceded to be higher form of
poem This being admitted surely the paragpher the qune
the de la would include
paragraphs which basey of subject alone