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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

has TO collect two and three-quar;er
pounds Of locusts' eggs every year fer
the government.
Mrs.-Wasn't the professors lee.
ture on flowers beautiful, pa?
Mr-Oh. 1t was pretty fair, but who
were them Orr kids he talked SO
much about?
Here's what a bright sport fan on
the coast put over:
Jefferies has saloon In the John.
son block. Now. II Jim and the black
champion should fight, and Jefries
should knock Johnson's block of.
what would become of JeffriesI ga
loon?
Teacher-Johnny. give us a SEN
tence with the word ransom" In IT,
Johnny-The dog would-a caught
the cat IL the cat hadn't q ran some.
Arkansas has the largest peach or
chard In the world. It contains $500
acres, and requires 1000 men and 800
horses to harvest the crop.
She-It's funny you remember my
chum's name. but couldn't recall her
face.
He-But she had such pretty
name,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

ST. Johns Society Of ST Elizabeth 3
church will give it's annual outing to
Tashmoo Park. Monday. July IL.
The Rev James Stapleton. OF the
Church OF the Annunciation Is In Bad
Axe. Mich, hts former parish. having
gone there TO be present at the cele-
bration- OF -tAe-AFst mass Of the Rev.
George Wltteman. who was ordained
IN Detroit last Sunday.
Tlc following were selected 10 rep
resent the Wayne County Federation
OF Catholic Societies at the national
convention to be held in Pittsburg in
August The Rev. VI ]. Stritch. 5. j.;
George l. Weber, Caspar II Schultz,
Mrs Mary Timmony. Mrs. Latham. and
William n Gallagher.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

III tell you. IL 100 -UaTu-l0-ulAk
a selection.
went into hat store only the
other day. II called itself Gents
Headgear Place. II want TO look at
hat" | said to the man.
.,0h, he said thought you want
ed TO buy one"
While | was thinking over this he
asked. What size do you wear?'
"A s." | answered, just as pleasant.
ly as | knew how.
Say he said, hats don't come in
thirty-eights.'
Il wasn't speaking OF hat" said
II was speaking OF an undershirt. II
you wanted the size OF hat why
didn't you say 500"
He kept pretty meek after that
until I remarked, i've had my mind
set on a hat for some time"
Then he handed me a Leghorn
straw and clucked. Here's one. my
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
From Another Point Of View

An owosso man may die from drinking
tariff bill is poba
sats
Mdrch understood that Aid
Il Republican party
Tigers
WI able find their batting
will bill? Now
Il f., will the Tigers begin hit
he Is a been
nounced by scientists the deadlest insect
railway dispense
and suggest that Manager Jennings sign
OF is factth
they don't time they blame the clock.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
Nothing Left for Taft
10 Do Now But Veto
The New Tariff Bill
Either That. Or He Must Step
Aside at the End Of HE First
Term, Admitting Himself Not
Zig Enough for tho Job.

bill the schedules few places
Dgley higher and unchanged in
bill will satisfactory the interests Senator Gore
which, like follow him wherever he
The bill now goes into conference expected increased
placed life by the house and taken of in
a public sentiment will be placed back
presidents only having his promise the people shown
anything respect by congress with conference committee
if h his political doom is sounded
The chances accomplishing with the conference
appear of the announcement that Senator Adrich
will represent president deliberations conveying the presidents
views and the committees sentiment to the president
We have already much the company of
Adrich while the before which Dom
pany quite the who chosen to 60 on with tho
Roosevelt policies
Adoh would travel in double nicely
makeup which well the OF the
special interests pledged bring time the criminals Of
country nd off high tariffs doesn't look the part when
Mtuhd up representative those interests the lawmakng
bnnch Of the government
Failing bring committee time President Taft
power which he must either make use
prepare that he not sincere the
promises he soliciting the of the people
And either this Just verdict or admit that the
country bigger than its president and that
president intentions compelled stand by helpless while
wealthy interests dictated the action OF body Of men
chosen who proved faithes
Pleading defense failure his part to keep
faith people, admission the part Of President
big enough for the office he holds and must
turning people the bondage of corporate oppres
% a who IS big enough
And somehow or other right here thoughts
Africa
Democracy and torn it is there seems little nope
relief from that quarter
Theodore Roosevelt for him run
right the successor OF TAFT
who unless he golf and takes the big stick without
DELAY history one-term president
Ten Republicans interests represented by FL
% and vote them more power which Cypress the people
Of this country.
All but according to their party principles
Ten Republicans interests represented by h
and vote them power which the people OF
this country.
Among jumped the crack Of his whip were the two
Michigan senator's faithful voting for duty on lumber
of 81 30 in the of states depleted forests
Cannon join with Adch-
and may Lord have our souls!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
MISCELLANEOUS.

A gospel tent has just been erected
at Grand River and Harrison ayes. ana
the opening services will be held at
$50 and 1880 O'Clock Sunday. These
services will be in charge OF John and
George Pinches. two young men from
England The meetings Will be con-
tinued nightly through the week.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
PREACHERS BIGGEST
FANS IN THIS TOWN

MORO, ILL.,, July a.-This town is
the most baseball mad village In the
world. Now the preachers have be-
come fans. as the result OF truce
with Manager Fritz Boettger. of the
Moro Maroons.
The towns two preachers wanted
Sunday baseball stopped. Manager
Boettger changed his big games TO
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

be impossible: and. even if not inpos-
sible. would be unwise.
Time will bring better economic
conditions, simpler habits. wider no.
bier ideals. And in that day the sac
red act of maternity will again be-
come the ambition of women. not
their task"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
EPISCOPAL.

Miss Jessie jerks. OF Birmingham,
soprano soloist. Will sing the offertory
in St Thomas's Episcopal church. w est
Grand Boulevard and Shady Lane, sun
day morning In the evening. Mr.. Nc
Evan. basso. will sing Abide With
Me" for the offertory
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
ADVENT CHRISTIAN.

Pastor William a. Burch Of the Adj
vent Christian church. Will conduct
open air services at Euclid and Cam
eron-a ayes. Sunday evening at . o'clock,
and also on the church grounds. Beth
une-ave. and Beaubien-st., at o'clock.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
RACE SUICIDE
DR. Lason Discusses 1t and Says Maternity Will Again
Ambition of Women Rather Than Task" When They
Live Rational Lives

fore birth. and often feels the curse
OF parental aversion all through his
life
To persuade the deliberately child.
less woman 10 become a mother would
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

the evening he will speak on a Rock
In Weary Land
The Rev. c. s @. Boone. pastor Of
the ClintOn-aYe. Baptist church, has
accepted "a call TO the Ridgetown. Ont.
Baptist church and will take up his
new duties about the first OF August.
Mr., Boone held several pastorates In
Ontario before coming 10 Detroit A
farewell reception was given Mr.. Boone
-exsR4ag- bS-the-tnenfbers- of
his parish and friends
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

I'D BY FRED SCHAEt ERA
friend. that you can set on your
mind"
"Ah, that's one OF those hats that
come nested?" | said. But | do2t
like II. | want a larger one. one l
can revolve my thoughts In. One
about the size OF squirrels cage.
He obIIgingly handed me one he
said had room enough for my NUT
TO rattle round In. But there wasn't.
| filled II 10 the brlm and some OF
me poured over the edge. Then
asked him to get me another hat, but
instead he got impatient.
Il see you need nat out or the
ordinary" he peeved.
NO" | said, Il want hat out OF
the show window"
He brought one with the remark,
Here's felt hat
Let me feel it, too said. What
Is the price OF IT."
-Four dollars" he replied.
but want a cheap hat" said.
Don't worry" he said. 1T will
look cheap on you"
Have you nothing under 81 hat"
| asked.
NO. ne salu, III is you VINO Hafe
nothing under a 81 hat
| took It OF and looked, and sure
enough there was nothing under II.
"Is this cool hate" | then asked.
Sure; all the ice men wear that
kind" he said
Wrap 1t up" | said
He did SO. and then asked me 10
pay for IT.
Tut, tut" l said. II don't want
IT,"
Then why did you have me bundle
it up23he inquired.
Because IL has loud band" I
said, and | wanted the noise muf.
fed"
Then went out with my old hat
cooked on one side and my finger on
the trigger.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

Saturday afternoons, and the preach.
ers are always on the side lines. shout
ing encouragement to the Maroons
when they play the Stanton Braves
or any other near-bLsh- teams that
thrive hereabOuts.
Boettger wants the two ministers 10
be his battery some afternoon. and
they say they'll accept the oner.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
The Truth. No Matter
Whom II Helps or Hurta
And now, WHAT WILL TAFT

DOT
The senate has passed the new
tariff bill, not with any ioea Of keep
ing the promise made by the Repub-
lican party to the people, through
its candidate for the presidency, to
revise the schedules downward; not
with any consideration for the con-
sumer, that one can notice, but AS
ALDRICH WANTED 1T.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
JEW 1911.

Memorial services In honor OF DR.
Theodore Heizle Will be held in the
Talmud Torah building, No. ~ Divis-
ion-sto Sunday afternoon At 40
o'clock These services are held under
the auspices OF the Kadimah Zionist
society Herman kaplan Will preside
and those who VIII participate in the
services are Rabbi Levin Rabbi ASH
ishkln and DR. " +. Aronstam.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
IN THE DETROIT CHURCHES

Barley. ID. D., who was recently elect
ed moderator or the General Assembly
which met in Denver About so were
present. The Rev. K. II Pence. d. D.
offciated as POSTMASTER, and speeches
were made by the Rev. Marcus Scott
Of the Central church. the Rev. j. NJ
Gelston. OF Ann Arbor; the Rev. A. H.
Cameron. OF Emmanuel church; the Rev
w. T JaQuess ID. d, OF the Trumbull-
ave church: Mrs John II. Boyd Mrs
Barkley and DR.. Barkley.
The Rev. Joseph Wilson Cochran, d.
D, OF Philadelphia, VIII occupy the pull
pit of the Forrest. Presbyterian church
both morning and evening, Sunday.
DR. Cochran Will preach- four Sundays
and the Rev Robert Johnson, ID. d. of
Montreal. viii be in charge two sun
DAYS during the absence OF the Rev.
Edward II Pence, %. D.. on his vaca-
ton During the summer months the
evening services will be held In the
church house.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
JOSH WISE SAYS:

9TH older a married couple sits, tn
more queer things they notice erbout
each other-an' fer that matter. tn
more queer things they don't notice"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
BAPTIST.

b. r. Grenell, son OF the Rev. DR.. II.
GrenelI, OF Detroit, Is secretary or the
Baptist Executive Council OF Chicago.
The Rev. l., w Sweet. OF Adrian,
Mich. will preach both morning and
evening Sunday. In the woodward ave.
Baptist church. His morning topic
will be THE Heart Of God" and In
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

"Guest-Mercy what's that awful
profanity downstairs?
Hostess-It's my husband. I'm
afraid he's fallen over the new Ter
sian prayer rug.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
METHODIST

The congregation OF the Grand
RiVer-ave. Methodist church has voted
that It's pastor. the Rev w. q. Nixon.
be given three weeks vacation. Ten
days OF this time Will be spent In rest
and ten days in camp meeting work.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10

In order to stop a plague OF locusts
in northern Syria. every inhabitant
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-10
MOST ANYTHING

has to collect two and three-quar;er
pounds OF locusts' eggs every year fer
the government.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06
SENSITIVE MR.. SA.GLOW.
A Citizen Of stOrkvtile Centre Who Coul,
Not Rear to See Pain INFLICTED.

~ sItlxcO Of SeutTe VINO OOuIO
Not Bear to See Pain INFLICTED.
Il think tho most sensitive man I ever
knew said Col. Callipsr. was an old
friend Of mine named Jonathan Saglow,
who lived at one time in Stork vile Centre,
Vt. He couldn't bear to zee pain inflicted
on man or beast. and any sort Of cruelty
filled him with great indignation.
.On Mr.. Saglow's place there was a
little bit Of swamp land which he had never
drained and which furnished a breeding
place for what I suppose were the greatest
but Saglow had no screens IN his porch
or windows. He did have some onoe on his
porch but he took them down the next
day after he put them up.
People hesitated to call on the Saglows
in summer on account OF those mosquitoes.
elsewhere in S~torkville Centre than
around where they lived, but noneq quite 30
big and ferocious "a those that grew in
Saglow's swamp.
aThen one day. to Storkville Centres
great establishment. Mr.. Saglow was seen
putting up screens around his front porch;
the next day. to its still greater astonish-
MIR. Saglow wasn't a man that everybody
could run up to to ask the why's and where
fores of anything he'd done, but one day
in a friendly zoe ne told me why he had
taken down the screens the very day after
he had put them up.
sHe admitted freely that that one night
they had had o n the porch with the screens
up had been most comfortable for them
all; that to sit there and not be bored
into by those giant mosquitoes had been
an experience that they had all greatly
enjoyed; but what he saw in the morning
when no came to look the screens over by
daylight prompted him to take them down
Immediately.
sticking through these screens, all
over. all around, everywhere, he Jaw mos
quitoes' broken of beaks-you can judge
what sized beaks they were when l tell
you hat those screens were not very
fine meshed-big beaks which mosquitoes
had thrust through the netting in their
efforts to get at the people inside. and
which had become, wedged there and
been broken of when the mosquitoes
had tried to pull them out. How many
millions of mosquitoes had beaten up
against those screens and how many had
stuck their beaks through and still been
able to get them out again nobody could
know. but here were ninety-four broken
off beaks still sticking through the meshes
Of the netting!
-Now most people, you know, would
temptation Of thoee broken Oh spears
and in the thought that 30 many giant
pests had thus been made innocuous;
but not 30 with Jonathan Saglow.
when he saw those ninety. -four broken
of beaks the first thought that came to
him wal Of the poor wounded aud manned
mosquitoes wandering beakless around
the world deprived Of their only means
OF sustenanoe; and straightway he tore
down the Screens so that others might
not BY them be made likewise to suffer;
for not wen upon the sufferings Of mos
quitoes could he dwell with serenity, this
most sensitive man ! ever knew
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remarkable extent without losing theh
modish appearance. Women az well al
The newer hat trunks are delights
The best models F from thirty tc
thirty-slx inches square and have pegs
for five hats. also q top tray roomy enough
20 bold at least one costume. Wher
the lid is up 1t 10 kept open by outside,
not inside, hasps, and each OF the five
fat upholstered hat pegs may be un-
screwed and the roomy cavity under
meath used. to store valuables in. This
feature. 1t 10 said, will give the customs
officials moro work then ever, suppos-
ing they have reason to suspect the deolar-
alton Of a passenger travelling with one
OF these new hat boxes.
The latest designs In wardrobe trunks
are equally commodious, and o good part
OF every Retailers trunk stock now CON-
sists Of the long upright model fortified
at one end with q round bulge or with
wooden no. pieces which prevent 1t
years ago The wardrobe trunk was q poor
seller. To-day It sslls rapidly, mainly
because Of tho quantity Of clothing one
can stow away in 1t and in spite Of the
fact that an average wardrobe trunk
costs about double what m average
'F. III AZ HaGennsy d %iaS ' 20 TO Europe
30 often these trunks probably would
not have found nearly SO much favor
a dealer said.
It's safe to say q dozen dresses may be
stored in the hanging side Of one par
ticular model Of wardrobe trunk which
is fitted on the other side with a huge
hat box saudwiohed between four draw
ers, two above. Two below II,
In another design In addition to the
hanging space one-half Of the other side
Is given over TO hanging space for waists.
Below this are three drawers. In most
Of the models there is one drawer above
the hanging space and a hat box at the
bottom Of the drawer compartment.
both foT mon aud women resei vo d eafe,
middle compartment for a dress hat and
include various other pockets and inches
which were not dreamed of in the designs
Of even half a dozen years ago. The
most up to date have rounded
and are considerably longer than for
merlv. was the practice.
To have your steamer chair made to
order with the right arm OF both arms
wide enough to hold a book or cup and
saucer or plate or to have the back a GER
tain preferred height or width is quite
the thing to do these days. In many of
the stores which sell steamer chairs i'm
than the common make the clerk
will say: Take your order. sir. and give
you the chair In two days" Steamer
cushions covered with thin leather of
any and every color and made in several
are now shown in large assort-
ments, also air cushions big and little
covered Gov with sorgeTppsiy Solored brooaded
ocean voyager with an eye for
effect purchased four pillows
with shaded old rose silk FOR use
N her steamer chair.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06

cards in the German cities and a com
petition lately held in Leipsic was a
result OF the interest which those collec-
tons created.
The committee OF the Academy OF
Applied Arts in Leipsic offered prizes
amounting to 81. 200 for the best designs
OF visiting cards submitted. and the
cachet Of royal approval was supplied 10
the composition by the participation OF
the Crown Princess Cecilie and the
Princess Johann GeorE Of sa1ony. who
allowed their names to be used on the
cards and promised to make personal
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06

lions OF these older cards had to do with
the history Of the family whose name
was to appear on the card. with the
profession Of the owner. as In the famous
card OF Canovs. In designing some
thing to suit the needs Of the two
princesses who lent their patronage to
the competition there was no oppor-
tunity to be anything more than merely
decorative.
OF the designs submitted &2 were
Of rea lily good specimens was finally
narrowed down by the judges to fifty
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06
He Knew Greek.
From the Boston Hsruld.'

From the Boston Hsraid.
Editor George II. Moses Of the Concord
Monitor. the new Minister TO Greece. called
around at Senator Lodges Office the other
day, The Senator 10 . leading member Of
Foreign Relations and 10 q good man for q
Minister Pienipotentiary to know.
Reynolds has been telling me about"
lnterposed the Senator A. Editor Moses wae
well already
Yes" responded the new Minister to
Greece, Jimmy 10 showing real S~ppFectR-
ton for past fAvors. ! used 10 trtnilsEs
hls Greek feF bin u DNtnouth.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06

% ,sSos I'm N st te de eTn G fol Wcn.sa ac os fsSHion
here In America must DO up on than
all and be able to add the little touches
that render them becoming to her own
clients. 1t means work, but Mt b same
time 1t means much moro money than
I could eaIn by painting pictures
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four, OF which sixteen received prizes
while thirty-eight had honorable men,
ton. The first prize was $500.
The conditions Of the competition
declared that the usual purposes Of a
visiting card must be served in that the
name and the other letters must be dis
tinctly and clearly visible. Then there
must be sufficient artistic em~bellishment
to entitle the GARD to be regarded as a
work Of art and pot more utility. These
conditions offered q difficult problem for
the designers. Their predecessors could
be az artistic a. they wanted to. with no
thought OF the necessity OF providing a
place for a distinct name. lot alone the
indication Of the address.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06
ART IN VISITING CARDS,
Revival In Germany or N
Eighteenth Century Fashion.

Once more there Is an effort to revive
the old fashioned visiting cards which
were at their best during the later years
OF the eighteenth century. Possibly the
present cult Of evory form Of eighteenth
century art has had its influence in
awakening interest in the subject. There
have recently been exhibitions OF old
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06
From the Augusta Journal

f.. II Greedy, the veteran Ellsworth horse
man, doubled up on his annual spring
sleiRhride wag this year. The terms OF
the standing wager are that he will have
a sleighrtde after April /, the condition
being that there must be snow enough for
him to drive down Main street At q three
minute clip" or better.
Mr.. Greedy. had his April sleiGhride this
year on April I and then he wagered that
be. would have ANOTHER on the same terms
hefore summer. He had II Saturday morn
ing, May !.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-06

use OF the design that won the first prize.
This step practically assures the adoption
OF the new style by German society.
That the delicacy and beauty OF the