The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-25
DRF7W WOOD

| e | Some seem to think it would De sS vote and prcbshiy Set ersshed in the confusion: put Just think. they There are no elevators leading to ssavsn asa snu except sslsvatins deeds; & rnsrs s, 5ecsuse they think they'll have ts ought to be an elevator. snsso%s .uISins iSst HS Paa Sla aasar n as'aii sii . Carpenter: We'll yes. sir--I ana i, . .1ifts of great men oft remind us spsnS I iSsss 'psT psSins % .ns So Saianss SGw
 wnen the instailment man comes
 Time wili heal all things but . shoe.
 Flowing and poetry sometimes go together. for. there was Bobbie 1urhs, | you know who was Scotch plowbeR | Here is what Farmer Corcob the Ala. bama Optinist has to say on rural edn. cation.
 T never had no larnin' cept | What Neither Nature teached. | If her school lot Is reached.
 My. jography's her. hills an vales
 My pictures sunset tones
 My only books.
 Her runnin' brooks--
 My sermons air her stones.
 The funny thing Is this you see.-- You never graduate But learn away
 whats wfit on her broad slate never sighed for colleges To learn of foreign zones My only books her runnin' brooks My sermons-jes her stones!
 Little Ethel Van Goulerbilt had been told that when people died and went equality provided they are good.
 Mama" she said anxiously. do you, you n mean to tell, tel me that at, the sarbags Hear what happened to softieighr
 "crawisd under his auto yesterday Igns Mlth ,snk a klishsSsd sanS match near the saso-
 And the match went out"
 Belle: Do you really think have
 Nsifis: fsesS Yes. so%Rnsf.on assrasnoush to dis courage any man from tryingito make match there.
 It's a good thing Peary and Cook Haiiey's comet It might not have been Halley's any longer.
 Oh. no, Asnes-a cotton tie.' is no, worn around the neck of man as an Srss' @siss of SF s''s sotton 6sis S'n around " Now the fellow who starts for the drops Gum drops and glass-be have helped change the Earth's Geograph ,5,,,a h little oyer eighty day, that pro. been 300 arrests for drunkenness in
 Does prohibition prohiDis'
 we1I bet the sight of a barber's to Cook or Peary Judging from their
 rich farmer over in Arkansas lives in a cave. t has hot and cold water the modern imps so what difference does 1t make? A. rich man can afford to do most anything in the eccentric trying to dodge his cfsditors .weman in the, world. Mrs. Hatty Green . will no doubt turn green with envy because another woman has a claim on the long green champion of the femtn-
 The ladies hat-rims are revised downward this season. but the price The no-hip woman is still in style
 The fat sisters weep. but the slim Never mind fat girls--don't you cry,
 We bet your turn will come by and ,, "AR |, Epnglishman 9 wrote, "God Save the Hosssa Eol. Am'r
 The valley of Yesterday. In the Valley of Yesterday we playsa
 As children fancy free. th bsr river of nos hss AgS we sssrayes Ae We vt chased in childish imiFtR And we never knew life was but a unsoivsd till we quit this earth. Long ago where Laughter and Lovt
 In the s'f sesSsiful s%ski valley of Yss.sr- In the Valley of yesterday t we dreamed Of future so bright and gay Till the golden glow In the west but seemed. The portals that led her way. When tears did come, as they some times would When we scratched our baby hand The mother kiss made 1t feel so good Earth held no joy more grandi What pleasure to look OCT the back A ward way At the beautiful Valley of Yestsr- day! IIr
 The Valley of Yesterday we hold As memory's brightest gem When folks are bent and gray and old There's naught so dear to them O here's to the gllded days of youth
 When the heart leaped high with x joy. When every fairy tale seemed truth How we were girl and boy The dearest path our fancies stray
 Is the one through the Valley of Yesterday! - PHIL H. ARMSTRONG
 
 JACKSON COUNTY NEWS. Scottsboro. Sept. 24.-(Speciai.)-AE THat