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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
TIE CALUMET NEWS.

ing the smoke; also we don't make 1t
only the fourth class.
N. R-The circus is the very much
better; therefore he come 20 see that"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Safe.

Eloper Qn loud whisper)-Are you
sure the rope ladder is firmly at
tached? Eloperess-oh. yes. won't
fall. Papa and mamma are at the top
holding it.-Cleveland Leader
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
ClOthCraft
All-WOOl Clothes

That's what any part-cotton su;,
will do. But no Ci0thrah suit
will do that.
And these all-wool Chhe,a6
C0fhes sell at the same prices as
par-cotton clothes-$l0 to SOS.
Every man who has seen these
wonderful clothes is delighted. Yon
will be too. Come in and see them
today.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Crushing a Bore.

Young Borem Cback from travelling
in Europe)-And so, you see, / didn't
take the advice of that fellow who
said. See Naples and die"
Miss Sharpe with yawn)-What a
utyl
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Whom Does Raason pawn7

As there must be a point back along
the line Of our descent where con-
seriousness begaa-consc1ousnes in the
animal and self consciousness in man
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Hard Work

"You must be awfully tired"
"Me? Whyr
"You have been turning the crans
all evening"
what do you meanT
Haven't you been Waiting WIN
DonaldT
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Worse.

AT least the audience didn't hiss"
remarked the playwright after the I'M
successful first night.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
A Common Reason.
Fitted the Part.

How are your private theatrical
coming, dear?" asked the doting hus
band.
1--WE are short one lady villainess."
Couldn't we get dear mother.in-av
TO accept that part"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

Each CloMraf suit or overcoat
carries a Signed Guarantee Guar
antee that means business and pro-
tfets you against disappointment.
Each suit is guaranteed TO last
long and tolook well as long as il lasts.
How much good is SUIT to you
if, after it's couple of months old,
it loses its style and looks "seedy"
and "baggy"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Cost the Same.
No Great Load.

The butcher boys carry their brains In
basket
As round on their errands they go,
But few mortals need an arrangement IKE
that
To care for the overflow.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

NO" replied the manager sadly;
"they were too sleepy."-Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

seen In Il train wreck himself som,
time"
mo; l was talking to him the otbs
day, and he swears he never was"
"But he describes the emotions with
such vividness."
"Well, he was walking down III.
street one day with his affinity, and h
met his mother-in-laNv face to facep
A Common Ecason.
"She didn't accept him on account Of
his loobs."
mo"
1T couldn't have beent flor bis moe
ey"
"He hasn't any,"
II wonder why she married hIm.s
Because he asked her"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Could Take Hint.

zone good point about jerks when
he is calling on Miss Prim-he knows
enough to go home in good season."
"He doesn't look It."
Fact, though. Her father ALWAYS
calls 'Goodby' to him mt 10 o'clock"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
The Wronu Card.

1T Is the only dear thing on earth"
"What is?"
"Deceiying YOURSELF"
"You bet 1t is dear. It cost me n hun.
dred dollars one night"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
How About a Guarantee
With This Suit?'

Just try that question on the salesman the next
time you are looking at new suit.
Ask him if it is strictly Atwood, if the coat
front will keep from breaking, if the suit will
qcear and will absolutely hold and keep its shape
and style.
Then ask him for Guarantee-aG Guarantee on
PAPER and signed If you don't get it, come to
us and look at
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

A woman always hates to interre,e
out somehow there never seems 10 :"
any other way out of 1t.
Every man has his own definition y
sin, and II is one that doesn't Id NV
way affect his business.
Holdup men are the most popul.
where they are most scarce and iu''
tentive.
There is no such word as lose ID w.
golden lexicon of the trust magna'@
III you think tomorrow never co~'7
have a note due then and see.
smooth man can most always IN
out OF tight place that is waria" -.
tc give an ordinary individual
squeeze Of his life.
A little help sometimes goes ~
way, even so far that II Is no'
turned.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

Needed Talking To.
"She is going to marry an artist
'To reform him?"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Sleep and LONGEVITY.

Sleep is as necessary as afr or food
Those who shirk the sleep of life are
only Fastening unconsciously to the
sleep Of death.-Brussels Independents
Beige.
Cost the Same.
I'll bet you So" said the man who
hadn't cent.
"Take you up" said the other.
"But / haven't the money with me-
"Oh, you haven't! Then why didn't
you make Ii fifty?"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

One secret y
Just as good s.
another as long
as 1t is a closed
incident.
Love doubtless
has many sins
to answer fol-
but IL mas iea
son to thank
its lucky stan
when 1t doesn'
figure in an ID
ternational mar
riage.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25

Peter Frieden and John Linden are
getting their goods ready and will soon
commence loading cars with utensils,
ETC., suitable for farm life in Dakota.
We understand they go next week.
Jot Hanscom and Ed. Phillips have
pooled" their bank accounts and bought
out the skating rink party, and are now
the sole managers of the popular rink
in Graber's corner block.
A new supply of western corn has just
been received by d. Jacko. which he is
selling for AZ cents.
Died in this city Tuesday night, Feb
10Th, Miss Eliza Bowden, of consump-
ton.
John Dunn met with serious acct
dent and narrow escape of losing his
life Wednesday while engaged in min
ing. 1t is reported to us that his part
ner was lowering him into the shaft,
and when about twenty feet from the
bottom the rope attached to the wind
lass broke and Mr.. Dunn fell that dis
lance upon pile of stone at the bottom
of the shaft. At present writing the ex-
tent of his injuries are not known but
he suffers from severe pain in the back
and sprain in one of his ankles.
Or, Monday evening while Mrs. Benz.
Blewett of this city was closing a shut
ter on the outside, she by some means
fell into an open cellar way close by,
sustaining most distressing and painful
injuries. The thigh bone of one leg was
so badly broken that the bone protruded
through the flesh, the ankle Of the 9th
er limb was terribly wrenched, nearly
dislocated, rib or two badly crushed
and her head severely battered and
bruised. At this writing she is doing as
well as could be expected for one in her
advanced stage of life.
Married Tuesday morning at st.
Mary's church, by Rev. Father Huber.
Miss Kate Kemmerling and Mr.. John
Norman, both of Mineral Point.
Mr.. Stephen A. Douglass Parkinson
and Miss Nancy Noble, both of Willow
Springs, were married in this city, Feb
ID, 1884 by Rev E. e. Clough.
Saturday about II p. m. the wild cry
of fire resounded throughout the city
which was echoed back by clamoring
bells and footing engines. Many of our
people hastily prepared for the scene of
action which was the zinc works where
the rough frame boarding placed around
the tower as protection against snow
and rain, had caught fire from the in
tense heat. Sc or SO will cover the dam
age.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
F. E. Davisson, Auct.
E. Y. Hutchinson, Clerk.
THE IOWA COUNTY COURT
Reported by w. ii. Thomas, Register il
Probate.

Reported by w. ii. Thomas, Register in
Probate.
Estate of Ann Manning, final de-
count and petition for allowance OF
same.
Estate of Friedrich Koppo, petition
for administration.
Estate of Ann Hughes, will and petit
ton for probate of same.
Estate of Margaret Day, final hear
ing.
Estate of Richard Bowden, will and
petition for probate of same.
Estate of Margaret Bunker, hear
ing petition for administration.
Estate of David Thompson, hearing
petition for probate of will.
Estate OF William Thomas, final ac.
count and petition for allowance OF
same.
Estate of Francis Bottoms, petition
for administration.
Estate OF Robert Wilson, will and
petition for probate of same.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
Ten Years Ago.

N. Treweek, II. II. Wright and d. T..
Jacobs are attending the meeting of the
Grand Chapter, X. A. NJ, in Milwau-
kee this week
The Darlington Republican considers
"Slim" Whitford, the double jointed
tonsorial artist of Mineral Point, as the
only man who can dance a clog and at
the same time shave fellow without
the 'patient" exhibiting any signs Of
emotion
Miss Mary, daughter of Peter Htters-
dorf, died at her fathers home in the
town of Waldwick Monday evening,
aged about 20 years. Her sudden death
is sad surprise to friends here and a
great affection to the parents.
Mr.. j. f. Hendra has bought f. Y.
Hutchison's residence and it is thought
the latter will erect new home for
himself the coming summer
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
MUSIC LOVING NAPLES.
It Has the Poorest and Happiest People
In the World.


In the World.
It is estimated What quarter Of a
million people in Naples live from
hand to mouth. and there are hundreds
of children who subsist out of the gar
bage boxes and who sleep in churches
and on doorsteps
The taxes i'm Italy TO provide war
ships and to keep the nation on war
footing with the other powers are real
ly stunendous There is tax on eV-
erything. says the Delineator- grain III
the field fruit on the vine, old bottles
Fuel and foodstuffs are very dear
Only labor is cheap For the very poor
meat is Il luxury unhearl of, and even
macaroni is too dear TO be INDUCED IN
often TheN~ are any number of per-
amEuating street kitchens, where va
rious kinds of soup cakes and fruits
are sold in portions costing ! cent
And yet these people seem very happy
Bands of musicians are always play
ing in the streets the guitar and the
mandolin are to be heard everywhere
on the boats, in the hotels, and the
stranger is luled 10 sleep by soi'
serenade under his balcony.
The story teller thriveS in Naples as
there are so many oilers there. He col
lects a little crowd around him ana
proceeds in the most dramatic way
gesticulating wildly and working DIS
face into the most eycruclating eA
pressions, ~ relate stories OF adVen
ture or other events. much to the edi
fication Of his hearers who TO snow
their appreciation are often l>tfateu
into giving Il sou which might nave
been better spent for brenl or poieh'"
The public letter writer g alollei
street dignitary ~ imrortanrc area ~
great demand especially win WEI,
and buXom maids OF all work '
have themselves neglected TO I'.
tie art Of writing. or such the p'hI.
letter writer holds all the secrets "'
their loves and is often their adviser
as well as amanucnsis
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25

Mr. Philip Allen, the widely known
and popular cashier of the First Nation
al Bank of this city, was married at
high noon Wednesday. Feb. %. 1899, to
Miss Edith L., second daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph l.. jackson, at the
home of the bride, in this city, by Rev.
T. Kent.
Nlnety-two cords of wood were sold
at Calamine on Monday by one party
for 1916 or 50 per cord.
$40 per ton was paid for black lack
by local buyers lately and S45 was paid
for the ore in Missouri at the same
time.
1t is not oftener than about once in
generation that Lake Michigan is froz-
en- from shore to shore 1t was this win
ter however.
N. T. Martin is setting up cigars on
the strength of his appointment as post
master of Mineral Point, of which he
has received official notice. He viii
probably take charge Of the office in
few days, and lick stamps at the old
stand.
Adler Appel is landlord who deserves
good tenants, He keeps his buildings ia
good repair and tries to make them con-
venient for occupants. He has recently
fitted up the rooms over Prdeaux's
drug store, occupied by DR. Mcdonald
and with the new furniture and surgical
apparatus put in by the doctor, it is
one Of the neatest and best equipped
Offices in the state.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25

-Thos. Collins was on business
trip to Madison this week. From the
capitol city he went to Chicago to visit
his daughter Bessie, who holds a posi-
ton as stenographer in that city.
William Richards of Monroe Cen.
ter, H., visited with his cousin. Fred
Julian the past week. He left Monday
afternoon for Madison, where he will
spend few days with his daughter
Mrs. Will Hiestand, before returning
home.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
pinearple Juice

Garlic eaten raw win cure a t''l 'I
the head, grip or influenza IN Jhe .''
stages. but in cases where prcludiced
people refuse to test its virtues lI'Sn
moss lemonade made after ihe "el
known faxseed lemonade recipe alu
taken for both meat and drink st'nl'
next on the list
Pineapple juice viii relieve lhla'lii'--
ton Of the throat in the most advance
and chronic cases and VIII cure an ~
binary attacks IN both memDr'l'' y.
Group and diphtheria pure piheaII.'
juice either raw or from the caA'.''
fruit viii cure when the entire al,o'n'
cary shop has been tried ana i''"'
wanting National Magazine.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
FROM THE TRIBUNE FILES
Fifty Years Ago.

We understand that arrangements
are in progress to put up steam flour
ing mill here in the spring. This is an
operation which we think bound to pay
its originators and proprietors-a work
which will prove to the neighboring
farmers and to the city second in value
only to the railroad.
A gentleman of this city recently re-
ceived letter from Pittsburgh inquir-
ing if there is any zine ore hereabouts.
Such lamentable ignorance is only to be
accounted for on the supposition that
the inquirer has never been in this
country, never seen anybody from this
country never read any Wisconsin
newspapers, never seen the Report of
the State Geologist, never read the
Documentary History of the Settlement
of the Territory, or of the celebrated
events of the Black Hawk War. We
take pleasure in informing the gentle
men tn, there is some zinc hereabouts
and that we have zinc furnace almost
ready to go into operation. Owing to
the cold weather, work was delayed
but has been recommended a few days
since and a new oven or furnace con-
structed with fire. brick from Pittsburgh.
The bill admitting Oregon into the
Union passed the Lower House of Con-
gress on Saturday, the 18th. 1t passed
the Senate at the previous session.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
Died in Chicago.

Sunday the telegraph wires conveyed
to this city from Chicago announcement
of the death of JOHN GRADER, former
resident of this place where his near
relatives still reside.
Deceased was 62 years of age and a
man of sterling worth. His brothers
Louis, Nicholas, Joseph, Thomas and
Fred GRADER, and Mrs. John Mari and
Mrs. George Mari attended the funeral
at Chicago Tuesday.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
Fifteen Years Ago.

A carload of horses shipped from this
station few days ago were bought for
an average Of less than $50 each. Two
years ago such horses would have
brought fully so per cent. more.
Martin & Toay lately put Quincy
hot water heater in the fine new resi-
dence of City Treasurer VIM. The
day following its completion a sweet
little daughter blossomed in the genial
warmth and Ben is Eliminating upon
cause and effect.
S. H. Schellinger has opened night
school IN the preparatory room of the
second ward school building for the in
struction Of such as cannot attend day
schools.
Fred Penhallegon this week moved
his family from this city to Montfort
where he has charge of the general
store Of w. j. & A. Penhallegon.
Smallpox has made its appearance
at Beloit and several other Wisconsin
towns during the past week.
Dan Weisen was the only one Of this
city, so far as learned, who heard Boil
Ingersolls lecture on Lincoln, delivered
at GAINESVILLE last Tuesday. He reports
it grand beyond description.
1t is reported that VIM. II. Terrell OF
the town Of Mineral Point, who begar
married life with Kate Gundry as q
bride only two weeks ago, had his hon.
eymoon elouded by serious cut on one
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25

of his legs while operating a circular
saw Tuesday.
Music under the direction of S. Il.
Osborne of Chicago, late of Mineral
Point, was prominently advertised
and attractive feature Of Royal Arch
Masons doings in Milwaukee Tuesday
evening
Mrs. John Hadfeld and family de
parted for Chicago on Tuesday to reside
in that city.
MIR. VIM. Jacka, who has been wrest-
ling with the la grippe, is again behind
the counter cutting off sirloin steak.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
Fitzsimons' Sale of Live Stock.

| will sell at public sale on my farm s
miles northeast of Mineral Point on
THURSDAY, March d, 1909
the following live stock
80 HEAD OF CATTLE 40 cows, 80 head
of Holsteins among them, and 40 head
of steers coming two-yrs-old.
Two work horses each weighing 300,
fancy driver weight 1900, also another
good driver and a number of other
horses not herein described.
Terms: Cash or one years time at Z
per cent. Sale to commence at p. m.
WILL FlTzsIMoNs
F. E. Davisson, Auct.
E. Y. Hutchinson, Clerk.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
Special Attention, Farmers !

The coming season ! viii be fully
equipped to do all kinds Of whitewash-
ing by machine. Just the thing for the
n3ide Of all your buildings, because its
costs are small and the work goes fast
and is durable.
5tf j. G. STENDEBACH = Phone 374.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
IS Dairy Cows for Sale.

Having decided to go out of the dairy
business, ! have for sale. twenty-five
choice dairy cows and two young bulls
THOMAS ToNKIN.
Phone-Line II, No. II. 6tf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
1857 Acres for Sale or Rent.

This land adjoins the city Of Mineral
Point and is good pasture land; also a
dwelling house. For full particulars
inquire Of
6tf Fielder & FIEDLER.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
City Tay Roll.

will close the tax rolf FOR the city of
Mineral Point on March 10, 1909.
w. H. JAckA, Treasurer.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25
Advertised L effers.

Messrs. Logan & II.
Feb. %, 1903. B. T. PRIDEAUx. p. NJ.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1909-02-25

Mics 0Jdnulsh heubcn JackSOn,
Scene 5. John Alden John Hanscom,
Priscilla Dolores Richards.
Scene 6. John Alden Orville Anderson,
Priscilla Dolores Richards,
Messenger $500 0smond Fox,
Miles Standish Harry Kramer,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-23
Program at Grand.

In presenting Madam La France and
Ii Vadias for one week. ccmmenc-
ing tonight, Manager Jensen of the
Grand believes that he is offering the
patrons Of that house the two greatest
acts of their kind that have ever been
seen in this city. It is claimed for
Madam La France that she IS the great
est mind reader that has ever been seen
in this city. A few days ago this wo-
man gave a private demonstration of
her power before several local news
paper men. Without having met any
OF them before, she readily announced
their names and then answered a num-
Der of questions which they had writ
ten on slips OF paper and placed in their
pockets without the madam having any
opportunity of knowing what they had
written. During the coming week she
viii permit those in the audience to
write questions on slips Of paper which
they VII retain in their possession. She
viii then undertake TO answer the ques-
tons
As a hypnotist II is said that Ii Va
dias has no equal in the world today.
AS one Of the tests of his remarkable
power during the engagement IN this
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-23
MontaviIIe Flowers.

Montaville Flowers will appear with
his own company at the salt Lake the
atre on June I, and 5, in a repertoire
of masterpieces of literature and drama
the opening attraction being General
Lew Wallace's Ben Hur," complete in
four acts. On Wednesday evening he
will present THE Merchant of Venice"
and matinee the same day. also Barrie's
charming story. The Little Minister"
on Thursday night, with a matinee the
same day, at which he win give a pre-
sentation Of one Of the modern come
dies.
His recitals have each A distinctive
individuality. and are pronounced to be
models for the student and orator. His
coming to Salt Lake is the climax of
the literary and entertainment events
of the season. Mr.. Flowers is enka ged
in portraying the great drama of hu-
man life, as embodied by the finest
geniUses of the race in novels and plays.
It may be said nothing trivial enters
into his work. and yet every line of il
is of popular interest. Each program
is as distinct and individual as the
original master made it. and each pre-
sentation a master piece. He is consfd-
cred the worlds greatest living imper-
senator, and General Lew Wallace says
of hinfs 'Montaville Flowers produc-
ton of Ben Hur' is by far the best I
have ever heard. II is the revival of the
ancient eastern custom of story telling
It is the recreation of a lost art"
In the company are the Misses Kel-
Ter Of Cincinnati, and the music-lovers
of our city Will be given a rare treat.
as these young ladies are to give a
presentation of the great music of Bee
thoven, Schumann, Rubinstein, Saint
Saens, MOszkOwski and others. Their
piano and vocal numbers will win at
once a place in the hearts of the most
critical.
This is the last appearance in Salt
Lake of this distinguished artist for
three years. and it is predicted that
standing room only viii be the rule
during this engagement. It will be of
interest TO students OF the colleges and
High schools to learn of the special
prices which viii be made to them for
the five performances. Seat sale COM
mences May p, and no advance viii be
made in prices for these attractions.