Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-09-15

All 1ife's troubles
Seem to fade away
When we cease to care for {
What the 2eighbors say,
Wien we keep our minds On !
What we have to do,
Working hard SC there's na
Time for feeiing blue.
Walter Wellman seems to have been
left up in the air.
The New York Post publishes an
Appraisal of Poets'' Thirty cents a
dozen would be about right.
A citizen of Boston preferred to
mind his wife rather than the court I
which summoned him as a witness.
Shows fine training.
Flipping coins has been adjudged a
breach of the peace in Rhode Island
town. Before long it will be against
the law for people to wiggle their
ears.
Uncle Sam is preparing to give.
moving picture shows of farming OPP
erations to exploit the work of the
Agricultural Department, which will
no doubt be made interesting by rare
views of the hired man in action.
A "dook'' comes over from abroad
and says that the Elkins royal blood
is not the up-to-date kind. Instead
of being blue, it seems to be a pale
pink.
@Purple and fine linen add nothing
to a tenor voice. says Joe Cone in the
Boston Herald Quite true, but often
a tenor voice adds to the purple and
l fine linen.
r People who have fallen into the
t habit of predicting a hard winter are
again making themselves heard ovel
i the land.
: The less said about the new lids tt
S be worn by women this winter th'
: better.
S .sWoman suffrage is perfectly sense
less,' says the Duke of Newcastle
# Keerful, duke!
r. A Chicago girl is feeling sore be
e cause she wrote her name on a do1la
Is bill and got an answer from bald
Is headed bachelor.
rel A famous wing shot is reported t
e have winged himself with fatal re
1t suits. Whether he is wearing wing
rs now or not is another matter.
st The belle of an Indiana town he
eloped with the wild man" of a eli
at Gus. Probably sick of dudes.
n Representative Fowler says Speak,
be Cannon has a bad record. Almost ;
ed bad, it would appear, as the cigars
10 smokes.
We A New Jersey woman clapped t
pail down on a rattlesnake, 1asso'
Al him with slip moose made with h
apron strings and took the snal
on home. And yet that very wom;
KS would probably lose all sense of d
lot corum in the presence of a mouse.
is His friends call him Little Ere
lat de- but he found the north pole.
ay
Maggie Cline, who sings, 'Thre
ci- Him Down, McClusky," is dangeror
of ly ILL., It seems that combination
an lobster and ice cream threw her dow
dit
al Diss De Barr says she will go
his the stage and seek yindication. WI
she will probably get will be m
cellaneous assortment of vegetables
Fill
cry A Philadelphia man declares tt
the bees are his best tenants. They
cupy a home on the upper floor OF
four-story business block belonging
ed, him, and not the seat of his trouse
ean
six An Eastern man was SO afraid
face his creditors that he commit
I
suicide and took the chances of fac
oss his Creator.
les
ustl A Connecticut woman had troll
car stopped so she could take T
If the conductor didn't swear wi
he regained his power of speech,
. must have been an angel
IN.
The less you know about cert
Ids people the better opinion you have
en- them.
the There are times when a console
he'd, is an inconvenient thing to h
arge around.
Lnts
gas The average woman seems to th