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The Washington herald., 1909-06-30

"Quee- things happen AZ fires" said
Lewis X Jordan. Of Cleveland AZ the
Cochran last night in telling this story
The other day the lace curtains caught
or FIRE IN an East side home. and there
was some panic while the fire lasted. you
bet Everybody called for the imported
cook out in the kitchen % hustle in with
a dishpan or two Of water But she
didn't arrive on the scene until somebody
had pulled down the curtains and tramp
led out the flames
Why didn't YOU hurry they asked
her reproachfully
Hurry she repeated Wasn't / huT-
ryin' as fast as 7 could? 7 had hot water
IN the dishpan when YOU holiered n me
and I had 20 throw out that and get
some cold water. You didn't want me 10
come n and throw hot water on the IRE
and make Il worse. did your
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30
A summer Dream

I'd like TO seek a grotto cool.
Rest in its shade
Beside a deep and icy pool
OF lemonade.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30
PEOPLE AND THINGS
A TheOIogIcaI Legal Decision.

n H~E8aA DENAoAo1H
The Supreme Court Of Pennsylvania has
rendered a decision OF interest not alone
20 the sect OF Swedenhorgians. but 20 All
students. One Frederick John Example.
dying IN 1855. left $4,000 to seven trustees
for The founding OF an academy where
SwedenbOrgian doctrines should be taught.
An action 10 break the viii was based
on the contention that those doctrines
we're In derogatiOn Of the laws OF Penn
sylvania and repugnant 20 public policy
The effort was based upon the citation OF
isolated passages from SWedenbOrg s
treatise on "Marriage-Love This work
was first published IN Latin in Amster-
dam in l7sS Like others Of SwedenbOrg,s 5
books Il was published at his own ex-
pense. The judicial decision reverses one
by q lower court. which would have been
regarded as p serious Misrepresentation
by members OF religious society. II
was the presentation Of a set Of his works
10 Harvard College early In the last
century that led 70 the Organization OF
that society In this country
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30
Law and the Free Lunch.


II Is somewhat unusual for saloon keep
ers 10 seek legislation. perhaps because
they are accustomed 10 regard most of
tie lawmaking propositions as against
their specific interests. But the Omaha
saloon owners are asking the city coun-
ell 20 help them get rid OF the free-lunch
fend by passing an ordnance penalizing
any one who gives away food Of any
kind 10 the bibulous buyers of booze Il
is not clear why the barToOms in Omaha
or iu any other city should need the aid
OF legislation In this matter. II they wish
TO abolish the lunch counter they have
only 20 cease putting on II anything 20
eat legislative interference might as
well be asked by dry goods stores 70 pre-
vent bargain sales or premiums on pUr-
chases above a certain amount Nor does
/ the reason appear for doing away with
I the free lunch. Any physician viii be
likely 90 say that the highly seasoned
scraps there available invite thirst. Just
as they are intended 20 do. thereby pre-
! ceptibly increasing receipts az the bar
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30
PITHY woRDsFoR CONGRESS

The Taft Temperament an Asset.
From the Mexican Herald
The serenely judicial Taft temperament Is IA
tional asset
Dire Sensational Peril.
From the New YORK Evening Post.
The Black Hand has begun q interfere IN
tariff legislation.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30

Lieut.. Bangs Just arrived from dutsA
in the Philippines, came eastward 70 New
York with his wife. picking up en- route
their twelTe-year-Old daughter. who had
been left with a friend during their ab-
senoe." said Charles ". Myers. Of Phiis-
delphia. al the Riggs. telling the follow
ing story
The little one had fallen asleep. and
as the train was nearing the Grand Cen
tral station her parents fell 20 discussing
the hotel question.
Vel, ss We shall only remain one
night said Mrs. Bangs. I vote for the
Manhattan
The couple were suddenly electrified
by their little girl sitting up and in
drowsy tones inQuiring:
Oh. mamma. may 7 have the
cherry2'
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30
New American saiIiur ships.

The organization OF a new line Of steel
sailing craft OF large tonnage TO carry
mixed cargoes from New York around the
Horn to the west coast is OF interest
pertinent to all the plans for encouraging
the American merchant marine. The
appropriate name Of the first Of this new
feet Is the William p. Frye. II Is planned
that sailings shall be every four months
The prospect OF full return cargoes IS
what makes this project seem feasible.
These expected cargoes will result from
the canned goods industry on the Pacific
Coast The product Of modern canning
methods has removed such goods from
the class OF the perishable. Cheap rates
are another inducement 20 shippers.
Traffic managers OF the transcontinental
railways are said 20 be taking serious
note OF this venture Apparently the
windiammer is not 10 disappear from
/ Iong-distance navigation. Nevertheless, II
/ is announced that the feet OF large COM
pany IN Boston is to be transformed
I from sail 10 steam Its feet we're FIVE
masters and siX-masters with mechanical
/ devices for handling sails that made 8
/ large crew unnecessary But its owners
\ have apparently reached the conclusion
/ that steam Is a cheaper motive power
I than wind
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30

WEDNESDAY. JUNE 80, 1909.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-30
Necessity and an Invention.

Shakespeare, IN AS You Like It." ad-
monishes US
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-28

Bakeries are closing in New York
owing to the high price of wheat.
Yale defeated Harvard in the annual
dual games on the Yale field on May Is.
Judge Graham of San Francisco has
ruled that poverty is not ground for
divorce
An American Indian in a Wild West
show is named as correspondent in di-
vorce suit in London.
The game commissioners of Colorado
have expressed their intention of plac-
ing one district of the State in charge
of woman game warden.
A coterie Of Pittsburg miilionaires
lost an immense sum of money when
they locked horns with James A. Pat
ten in the May wheat deal
Over a score of persons were injured
in railroad disaster near Kansas City.
The train was derailed, but no explain
alton of the wreck has been given.
ID. V. A. Williams, president of the
Sydney Group Mining Company, died
at hospital in Los Angeles as the re-
suit of exposure on the desert for eight
days.
Horace Crow Hasford of Denver, who
for years has supposed that he was dis
inherited by his wealthy father, has
become wealthy by the discovery of a
forgotten will
The principal of a Portland, Oregon,
school was accused by an irate father
of blackening the eye Of his son, a
child of six years, and in consequence
has been arrested for battery
A chorus girl startled New York by
appearing on Fifth avenue in the new
pantaloon gown, which is said to he the
latest importation from Paris IT very
much resembles the dress of a Chinese
| woman
The most drastic prohibition meas
| ures in the world have gene into effect
! in Kansas. 4 man who owns his own
bottle may not drink out of it, even
I if he goes to his club and takes it from
| his own locker.
+. II. Hartman has established
school in railroading with a view to
| fitting young men to minor positions on
| the lines Of the Hartman system and
as an avenue to promotion on the
Southern Pacific road
| For the first time in years at the an
nual dog show in San Francisco the
| honors were carried off by collie,
which heretofore has not been consid-
| cred the ''classiest' breed of dog.
Southport Student, a magnificent collie
owned by William Ellery, captured the
| highest honor of the show.
| The trustees of the town of Will
mington, California, have telegraphed
protest to the War Department at
Washington against the action of the
Banning Company in destroying the
| initial work of the municipality in
building a harbor, and asks to be al
| lowed to continue its improvement
within the government harbor lines
without molestation from private cor
porations.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-28

The modern morality play, every
Girl was successfully presented by
the undergraduates of the State Normal
School at San Jose.
The United States government has
dropped its case against DR.. Perrin be-
cause the evidence has been considered
insufficient to warrant prosecution.
A Tacoma woman led her husband
into an ambush that he might be killed
by her lover. They have both been ar
rested and have confessed the crime.
Miss Macarthur, graduate of Vas
sar has been appointed teacher of Eng
lish in the Peeress School of Toxic,
where the daughters of the nobility are
educated.
Paul Elmer Moore of New York has
been appointed editor of the Nation to
succeed the late Hammond Lamont. He
has been associate editor of the Nation
since 1906.
A daily automobile service to operate
in conjunction with the Southern Pacific
will be inaugurated in the San Joaquin
Valley from Paso Robes TO Coailnga
during the summer.
Count Boni de Castellane has again
lost a suit in court, as the French au-
thorities have decided that his three
sons shall remain in the custody of the
Princess de Sagan.
Almost continuous drunkenness has
been charged against Colonel W. +.
Tucker, Z. s. A. (retired), IN deposI-
lions fled by his wife in Chicago for
a decree of separation.
Three Mexican revolutionists were
sentenced to eighteen months in Jail
by a Federal Judge at Tombstone, Arr
IONA Territory. They violated the neu-
tralitv laws by directing an armed ex-
petition into Mexico.
Carlisle Norwood, the son of mil
lionaire lawyer of New York, created
a scene in Paris by precipitating a
family row with his brotherin-law out
side the Cafe de la Paix when the
street was filled with fashionable prom
enaders.
F. Harrer, of Nuremberg, member
of the German forestry service, ex-
pressed amazement, on his arrival on
the Pacific Coast, at the wholesale cut
ting Of timber and al the haste of the
Americans to grow rich regardless OF
the future.
Edmund Heller. one Of the biologists
of the Roosevelt expedition, has re-
turned to Nairobi with fifty specimens
of animals and birds that are 10 be
cured and preserved there, They in
clude one rhinoceros, six lions, two
CRATES, twenty smaller kinds OF game
and variety Of birds.
Mrs. Emma lie D0ux, the Stockton
woman who was convicted of murder
in 1906 and sentenced to be hanged,
has been granted a new trial because
of technical mistakes during her pre-
vious trial. She was charged with hav-
ing murdered man and placing his
body in a trunk, which was afterward
found at a railway station.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-28
John D. Rockefeller has expressed

John D. Rockefeller has expressed
great grief at the death of his friend,
H. H. Rogers.
Over $4,000 was realized on the first
carload of California cherries sold in
the East this year.
Stephen Barrow, New York man
whose back was broken by fall, has
completely recovered.
An Oregon woman passed bogus
checks, thereby endangering her liberty,
just to spite her husband.
The Wisconsin legislature aims blow
at profanity by considering bill te
put an end to public swearing.
The Canadian-Australian steamship
service will be continued via Honolulu
Suva, and Brisbane for another year.
A Russian Prince and his entire fam
lily were murdered by band of armed
men at Dori, Transcaucasia, Russia.
Dr. William Wightman of the Ameri
can Marine Hospital died at Guayaquil
of yellow fever after a few days i'll
ness.
The limit sentence of fourteen years
was imposed on Ledo Dawson, Judge
in Redding, California, for assaultlng q
country school teacher.
Leo. c. Mccullough, former president
of the Boston Common Council, and his
attorney, James T. Cassidy, have been
convicted ON charges of conspiracy and
larceny.
The Great Northern railroad has of
fered a reward of 100000 for the arrest
and conviction of the six bandits who
held I'D the fast mail in Washington
State ON May 16.
Lord Roberts celebrated the golden
anniversary of his wedding on May Il,
and congratulations from all over the
Empire reached the Field Marshal at
ais nome in London.
Louise Ab0rgast, a twenty year
old girl of St. Paul, murdered her
father while insane. Her mental con-
dition is supposed to nave resulted from
her having become a victim OF fortune
tellers.
Heavy rains have caused much dam
age in Porto Rico. The Yabucoa sugar
district has suffered 100000 damage,
two lives have been lost, and washouts
on the railroads has caused suspen-
sion of traffic.
The wife OF Frank J. Gould of New
York has been granted decree OF alb
solute divorce and will resume her
maiden name of Helen Margaret Kelly.
Her grandfather was Eugene Kelly OF
the Donohoe Kelly Banking Company
The British steamer Volturno, on a
recent trip to New York, was held pris-
oner for twenty-four hours by being
completely surrounded by icebergs, and
at times was in serious danger OF being
crushed by the floating ice.
Mrs. Morris K Jessup has given
100000 for professorship in silvi-
culture in the Yale Forestry School
The gift is memorial to Mrs. Jessup s
husband, who was deeply interested II
the problem of forestry conservation.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-08-03

Srrtum. Ser friid mls Der
Stunbe Quilt
llno fed Ser Sllaeno Dom @sunoc
quilt.
sdmeft better als obgeitmoereu
@abrbeit.
@it ibrer iiberidbriaen aIar6ei.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-08-03

Yublicitat nit iid, Ourd mel6e ser
8unoesre9ierung ermoglidt miro,
cine @ufii6t iiber Die &orporotio<
men 5t iiben. Mon ertpartet, ooB
our6 oiele nelte 8unoeSI tel1er idbr-
lid 100000 00 bis $30,000,000
einfommen mer0en.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-08-03
Seit 30 Sahren.

oG%inlieaeno finoen Sic 8oItan.
meiiung fin $t.00, mofiir id Sic
bite, mir Simmpn's Siper Eurifier
IN gledidadteln al ifiden. SD Je-
broude Die Meoisin ieit 80 Sabren.
&bos. 8. &etlIp,
Sonespiae, "a.
aonmtentor iiberfliiiiig.
8reis % Gents per Sdadtel.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-08-03
IS mar elm alorreider Sieo.

SIS mar 8reuoe IN 6eoora, 9alln,
Gin 2eben muroe eerettet uno Ct.
Sings Stem Discovery lit oas Sc
iprd6 ser Stoot, in getreff Der SET
lung BON 6. 9. Pepper aus totli1ea
2angenbluten. SD fonnte meoer
berulngeben, nod arbeiten", f6rie5
er, limo Die 9oftoren totem mir tein
Gut, ober naeboem i6 Or. Sings
geem DISCOVERY 3 @o6en lang ge-
brondte, fiibte i6 mie ein neuCr
Mfenl6 unO fam quite glrbeit perrid)-
ten" Sir idmabe, franfe uno ber-
lebte 2unger, Suiten unb @rfaltun,
gen, glutungen Seufieber, 60 Grip
p., Iitbma llno irgeno Elm 8ron6ea-
Seioen lit es uniibertroffen. BreI5
so Gts. uno $500. Brobeflaide frei.
81 nerfaufen bel ollen 9ruggiitcn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-08-03

Senoet uns guer gieb ulo
er9oltet oen bo6iten Morftpreis
rni6e Grleoigltng uno uniere gner.
tennllig. 8cu. @. Samnbcrs SOM.
miIiion 81, Gan antonio lrnb Sort
@nrtb.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
Cured Hay Fever and Summer Cold.

A. S. Nusbaum. Batesville. Indiana,
writes: Last year suffered for
three months with a summer cold so
distressing that it interfered with my
business. | had many of the symp-
toms OF lay fever and a doctors pre-
scription did not reach my case, and
took several medicines which seemed
only to aggravate it. Fortunately
insisted upon having F'oley's Honey
and Tar. 1t quickly cured me. My
wife has since used Foley's Honey
and Tar with the same success" For
chronic coughs and lung trouble 1t
has no equal. Refuse substitutes. j.
II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
Kentucky Fair Dates.

t'niontown, August 10 days.
Harrodsburg, August 12-3 days.
lawrenceburg. August Ii days.
L.eitchfield, August IA days.
Barboursville, August 1s-3 days.
Rroadhead, August lS--2 days.
Ewing. August 1913 days.
Shelbyville. August ga days.
F'lizabethtown, August 24-3 days.
Springfield. August % days.
london. August 81 days
Florence. August 25-4 days.
Frankfort. August 31--3 days.
Hardinsburg, August 81 days.
Nicholasvil!e. August S1--4 days.
Tompkirsville. September Is days.
Fern Greek. September ID days.
Rardstown. September A days.
Franklin. Sept ,mber 2 3 days.
Hodgenville, September - days.
Monticello. September "A days.
Glasgow, September 81 days.
Sanders, September 81 days.
HARTFORD, SEPTEMBER Sd
DAYS.
Kentucky State Fair, / on.sville, Sep
ember 13-6 days.
Scottsvile. September l6-3 days.
Bedford, October 1-2 days.
Elkton, October 7-3 da.s.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11

upon 80 rarely to offer apologies and
excuses.
In its advertising feature The
standard newspaper is likewise won
derfully accurate. Containing thOus-
ards Of paid announcements involv-
ing The comfort. convenience ard for
tunes Of the masses. the smallest
want" almost invariably finds its
proper place, exactly as the most
important sale" by a great mer-
chant is set forth without q variation
from copy Time is the essence Of
the newspapers obligation to the
public, and all these things are ac-
complished with a punctuality that in
first-class offices rarely fails
Give q newspaper such as this in
which liberty, justice ard public SER
vice are honestly and ably champion
ed. it richly merits the praise and COZ =
fidence Of every American.-IN New
York World.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
August 3lst--- Big Days!

which is what is known us a ''P.PI."
policy, meaning the policy is proof of
interest, was ~ guineas per cent
equivalent to per cert. in American
rating. 1t covers every contingency
and runs for one year.
This is said to be the first Loyd's
policy On the lite of Mr.. Hartman
taken out in this country, but one of
tie Lloyds representatives in this
city said that the writing of such
policies on Mr.. liarriman's life was
an almost daily occurrence in London
since the reports of his illness began
to crop up. Two months ago, this man
said. the rate was 10 guineas per cent,
The lower rate obtained by the broker
in the policy referred to being due 10
the recent favorable accounts OF Mr..
Harriman's health.-[New York Tele-
gram.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
Take Notice

If you are all run down, Foiey's
Kidney Remedy will help you, as 1t
strengthens the kidneys so they elm
mate the impurities from the blood
that depress the nerves, and cause ex-
haustion, backache, rheumatism. and
urinary irregularities, which sap the
vitality. Do not delay, and risk hav-
ing y Brights disease or diabetes.
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy, as it Is
healing and antisepdc, and will restore
health and strength. Refuse substi-
tutes. James II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
Intense CoIIicky Pains Relieved.

For some years | suffered from
intense colicky pains which would
come on at times and from which |
could find no relief" says !. S. Ma
son, of Beaver Dam, KY. Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy was recommended to me by
a friend. After taking a few doses OF
the remedy was entirely relieved.
That was four years ago and there has
been no return of the symptoms since
that time" This remedy is for sale
by all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
The Arrival.

A modern lady died and went to
Hades. His Majesty met her deferen-
TALLY at the gate.
"Will it be possible fer me to Sc
cure an establishment here?" she
said
Certainly, madam"
In a desirable location?"
Il think So"
81 don't care 10 be near the riff
raft. And | should like to be sure
and get suitable servants"
You should experience no difficulty
There arc several good agencies"
Il could give dinner parties when
liked?"
Dear me. yes"
"And make a splurge at it?'
"Oh, certainly
81 should expect to spend my sum-
mers abroad"
Quite right. Return tickets free"
Have you operas?"
Several, devoted to the haut ton"
The lady lifted her lorgnette. She
smiled slightly.
do you know" she said, 81 am
agreeably surprised. ! was afraid
this place was not. kept up TO con-
form to the best standards. IL
troubled me TO think | might possibly
have to associate with my interiors.
am glad to see that you have such
sense of the fitness OF things. ! am
very glad to have renewed our brief
acquaintance made on earth. and |
will trouble you To see that my ar
rival is chronicled in the society col
umns of the papers"
His Majesty bowed respectfully.
Sorry, madam, but that will be
impossible"
She gazed at him hautily.
How is that?" she asked sternly.
There are no papers here. There
are no society columns. No matter
what you are doing, the public is in
absolute ignorance of it"
And, sinking back, she muttered
softly to herself:
This is indeed hell."-[Life.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11
THE NEWSPAPER
AND|TS MISSION
Richly Merits Confidence
OF the People.
A GREAT PUBLIC INSTITUTION
Worthy Performances and
Maryels of the Modern
American Journal.

Just ard appreciative as wore the
recent remarks Of President Judson
al the University of Chicago, Oh The
subject Of newspapers, he might, IN
truth, have said much more. While
lEe press is not Indifferent to criti-
Cism. it is probable that, like some
other powerful institutions. it is 100
little inclined TO self-defense. 1t could
go to great lengths in that direction
if it would.
Wii.fuli naccuracy and untruthtul-
ness are the most common iLtict-
ments against newspapers. and yet In
The case of the reputable press the
the charge cainct be sustained. News
papeis deal hurriCdly with history
in the making. Every library con-
tains carefully prepared volumes
which have more disputed passages
than can be found in the average
newspaper. Newspapers often receive
statements of alleged fact from per-
sons who are miSinfOrned or ignorant
or who may be presumptuous or ma
licious. Few people see things alike.
Fewer, still can describe things alike.
Those whose memories agree are even
more rare. Yet in spite OF these con-
ditions and the limitations Of their
own representatives, newspapers usu-
ally Approximate the truth. Their err
rOrs are in black and white and can
not be Cancelled; if their circulation
be large there are hundreds of thous-
ands Of witnesses against them.
Regarded merely as business en-
tcrpIise, the well-conducted newspa-
per Is no less a marvel of precision.
No railroad, mandatory or mcrchan-
diser is so unvaryingly punctual, so
completely the master of all its pro-
cesscs CT so resourceful in harmonic
ing performances with promise. For
the nGllest Of coins the greatest Of
newspapers may be at ones doorstep
IN q. { carly morning after midnight
ora.r. no other business embraces SO
many leiail. causes so few disappoint-
ments 10 ITS Customers and is called
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11

whom he numbered by his acquaintance
will maintain pleasant memories and
love for him. To his wife he was
devoted ard loving companion, to his
children an ideal father. and to his
grandchildren the pleasure of their
lives. He sleeps to wake no more on
this earth, for God has relieved him
of the cares of it and given him
blessed rest in heaven, where he will
be awakened to receive his reward.
A GRANDCHILD.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-11

if he is in politics, he is a CRATER and
a crook; if he is out of politics, you
can't place him. as he is an undesira-
BILE citizen; if he goes to church, he
is hypocrite; If he stays away from
church. he is sinner and damned; if
he donates to foreign missions. he
does it for show; If he does not. he is
stingy and a tight-wad. When he
first comes inc the world. everybody
wants to kiss him; before he goes
out they all want to kick him. If
he dies young, there was a great fu-
ture before him; if he lives to a ripe
old age, he is simply in the way and
living to save funeral expenses.