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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
Use ALIENS ~Foot.Ease.

1t is the only relief for Swollen Smart
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to be shaken into the
shoes. Cures while you walk. At all Drug
gists and Shoe Stores, Csc. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Trust your fortune to hard work,
perseverance, and the determination.
You hold your future in your own
hands. Never waver in this belief
Treves.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Chamberlain's 1 OcP Pure Extracts, and Mann
mas Pure Phosphate Baking Powder
are Pure and Unadulterated containing only
those substances recognized and endorsed by
the u. s. Government. At all Grocers, II. B.
CHAMBERLAIN CO., st, Louis, Makers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
Talkative.

Il wouldn't objeck to de man dat
keeps talkin' all de time" said Uncle
Eben, III he didn't insis' on th'owin' in
a question every ten minutes or SO dat
you's got to answer to show you's
keepin' awake W Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

"There are so many fast young men
nowadays" remarked the first young
woman.
HIN, yes; you do sec to have
difficulty in catching one" replied the
other young woman.
Now they meet without speaking.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Stern Parent-Bobby, l thought !
told you to order that trunk sent
around right away, all ready to use.
The trunk has come, but there is no
strap.
well, pa, / told the mar he needn't
mind sending the strap"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
Rather Mixed.

Miss Adele has such a mobile
face"
YES, l have noticed at times its
automatic expression"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
NEVER SAY DIE.

She-But if you have completely
cured Mrs. Tooter, you have done
away with one Of your most lucrative
sources of income.
The Doctor--Ah, but I'll present her
with my bill, and then I'll have to
treat her for nervous prostration.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

The way Hamlins Wizard Oil soothes
and allays all aches, pains, soreness, swell
ing and inflammation is o surprise and
delight to the afflicted. 1t is simply great
to relieve all kinds of pain.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Mrs. WinsI0w's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gurus, reduces In
~asmmation, allays pain, cures wind colo. 25cs bottle
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.
Cow Never Said a Word.

When one of the tenders of the City
railway cars picked up a young heifer
at the corner of Third and Jersey
streets the conductor filed out the re-
quired report blank to Superintendent
Edward Howell. In answer to the
question: What did the victim say?"
the employee wrote: "She was car
ried along on the fender for a short
distance, then rolled off and ran away
without saying a word."-Dayton Co
lumbus Dispatch.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Send postcard request to-day for sam
pie package of Garfield Tea, Natures herb
remedy Tor constipation, liver and kidney
diseases. Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Goal is going up this year"
Are you sure?"
Perfectly SO. Doesn't It always go
up in smoke?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
STATE OF ONO CRY OF TOLEDO .

LUCAS COUNTY. o"
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner of the firm OF f. J. CHENEY & Co., doing
business in the City OF Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum oil
ONE HUNDRED for each and every
case OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence,
this 9Th day of December. A. D., 1886.
t A. W, GLEASON,
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & co, Toledo. o
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
A Eittinu Penalty,

What penalty do you think a man
ought to have for losing his head when
he falls in love?"
81 would suggest marriage as a cap
ital punishment"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Lewis Single Binder costs more than
other Sc cigars. Smokers know why.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, ILL.,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red, watery
and swollen eyes, use PETTITS EYE
SALVE, Csc. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. X.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

To make the most OF the figure .
turn it bottom upward.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Some men are content not to do
mean actions, l want to become in
capable of a mean thought or feeling.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

The Tahiti girl, to acquire d fiat,
broad nose, sleeps with a compress
on II
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Men fight with their fists; women
fight with their tears.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13

Women Brick Workers.
Prussia's brick yards employ nearly
10000 women.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-05-13
Western Canada the Pennant Winner
1.-THE Last Best WeSt''

The government Of
Canada now gives
10 every actual set.
tier I6O acres of
w h at growing
land free and an
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
TERRIERS LIFE
WORTH $l66 DAY
If Proto, Ailing, Survives
Four Months Longer,
Mcclellan Will Get
$4,000 Request.

CHICAGO, Dec. 14.--For Proto,
an ailing skye terrier, to live four
months longer will mean $4,000 to
Miss Caroline Mcclellan of Glen
dive, Mont.
Miss Mcclellan and her mother,
Mrs. Margaret Hughes. arrived
from the west today with the dog.
They were met by DR.. Johnson
Henning, a dog specialist. prepared
to minister to Proto pending his
transfer to the Pennsylvania Lin
tied for New York. where he is
to be operated on by famous vet
Urinary specialist.
In four months the dog will be
Is years old, and If he dies be-
fore that time Miss Mcclellan, who
is Mrs. Hughes daughter by her
first husband, will lose $4,000
bequest, of which she has been
drawing the interest since her step
fathers death in 1900, The will of
Mr. Hughes contained the singu-
lar clause that If Proto lived to be
10 years old his stepdaughter was
to have full possession of the $20-
900, but that II he died before
reaching that age the sum desig
mated should revert to the estate
@pd interest payments should
cease. Hughes was miner and
unfriendly to his stepdaughter.
"My stepfather thought he was
playing Joke on me. perhaps"
said Miss Mcclellan, as she sat In
the Pullman with Porto in her lap,
but it was the most serious joke
he ever played on anybody. and he
played many. Proto has been an
obsession with me ever since Mr..
Hughes died | fed him on chicken
livers and he grew too fat. ! fed
him on fibrinc dog biscuits and he
became emaciated He has been
at the point OF death four times.
and have nearly died so times. I
feel 80 years old"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
KNOX POLITE,
EVEN IN ANGER

= WASHINGTON, Dec. IA =
. Secretary Knox, in kicking out .
. Ielaya's representative to the .
. United States. wound up with .
. politely kind words. They =
. couldn't take the sting away, .
= however, from his arraign- .
. ment of Zelaya, .
. my consideration for you .
. personally compels re to alb =
q stain from AZ discussion .
y" o. regime ." blot .
. on history of Nicaragua" .
Q " execution pre q
. ceded by barbarous cruelties." .
no longer feels .
. for Zelaya .
= that respect and confidence .
= +" to reach those .
. actually responsible =
= punishment might fall where =
= really due" =
q a" inclose your .
= passport" .
= After such phrases as these, .
. Knox closed: accept. sir, .
. the renewed assurances of my =
. high consideration" =
= There was gayetv last night .
. at the Nicaraguan legation. =
q 90 . q D q q q . q q . D Q
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14

ence, escaping death three dis
tinct forms within a space of one
minute.
Celia had been to park with her
father, Paul Snider. At a station
on the elevated road she pitched
out of a car window onto the
trestlework The fall alone might
have killed her, but her escape
was doubly remarkable when 1t
was seen that she landed within a
few inches from the merciless third
rail which carries the electric
power.
Passengers saw the senseless,
huddled form on the tracks, and
gazed with horror on an oncoming
train. Celia had missed death in
two forms, but the train was COM
ing so rapidly that it seemed as If
death in the third form must surely
overtake her. Bertha Rosenthal,
II years old. was the first to re-
cover from the thrall of horror.
She jumped down on the tracks,
passed over the deadly third rail,
and picked up the unconscious
Celia. Half dozen people who
were thrilled by the girls deed tele-
phoned for doctors, two or three
called policemen and two called for
ambulances. When Celia came to.
within Is minutes, she found her.
self receiving more attention than
she had ever received before or
will probably receive again.
The crowd on the platform
cheered for her and for Bertha, and
then her father carried her home.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
How These Prices Can
Be Made
FIRST DISCOUNT

Is the big savings make by buying in larger guam
titles than any other dealer west of Chicago.
SECOND DISCOUNT
We have settled the suit brought against for $4,000
agreeing to vacate store in Tacoma within
few days. Our agreement reads that must vacate
by o'clock the night OF December 3ts 1909 Now to
do this must make prices above stated.
THIRD DISCOUNT
Is for the allowance get from the manufacturers
and to obtain the above prices you give factory
check issued by of the manufacturers of whom we
purchase pianos. The discount get from this
ables to make the above prices in order that
may have full benefit, must present of these
factory checks properly endorsed and obtain the
above low prices. II
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
Cash Your Piano Credit

If you call at help you Since contest
closed there has been few people call pianos
and for various could advantage
checks sent to them by piano manufacturers. In
number of have advised them how they could
sell their credits.
Wee have proposition to offer you which believe
will be inerestinf Be to call your earliest OPP
portunity, for but a limited number and we
want to give you much time possible ad-
vantage Of this wonderful offer
We must and will move this entire, stock homes III
and about this city, and it will take days
to do We will make every possible effort to assist
you in purchasing piano at this time help
friend of yours.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
We Want Your Cash

1t will cost several thousand dollars to make this
If you have the cash to for piano. don't fail
to Immediately; don't let anything stand in
We have placed large contracts with the manufacturers
for certain number of pianos these pianos have been
shipped to us; is to make good not only
with the piano manufacturers, but with customers
The thousands Of satisfied customers have the
Pacific will tell you that always sell pianos
quality and not the cheapermade Instruments Your
will buy reliable piano for less than would buy
cheap piano for at any other time.
AS above stated will be put to extra expense.
and prices be exceptionally low to dispose
great stock in short time. When make up
minds to do thing we do it, and you will realize what
say is true.
If you will call at you will have large selection
to choose from.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
BABY GIRL NEAR
DEATH THRICE
IN A MINUTE

NEW YORK, Dec. 1.-two hours
before this photograph was taken
81 this small east side girl. she
passed through terrible expert
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14
$500 in Cash

QO.UO III Cash
Will piano be delivered Christmas Day. then
$3.50 to 81 so per week
These low terms made because realize that
must make this exceptional sale get rid
stock have hand Terms never were as
low and prices never equaled
BY making very small payment down the saving that
make will be more than you could possibly pay
to two years This giving you year to two
years payments absolutely free.
Look carefully the well known makes-at the low
prices Think what 1t to you.
Call early and tell you can pay for piano
If you need two years time will give it YOU
object is to dispose of the entire earliest
possible moment.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14

% % % @ a~ S%s '' Bach H. "'"" Stag" So
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-12-14

New Player Pianos
$470. The kind you see priced at other
places at $500 to $3.50.
$525. Always sold for $3.50 to $3.50, and in
all colors Of cases.
$575. The regular $3.50 and $500 player
pano-the kind that you will like.
$625. Pianos that have the very latest inn
provements; $3.50 to $3.50; only few
of them.
ss75. The greatest and most expensive
makes; regular $3.50 to $1,000.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-11
WHITMAN IS WORKING
HARD IN BASKETBALL

Although Whitman will be compell
ed to play inter collegiate rules in it's
conference games the coach and cap
tain have decided that in the inter-
class games the A. A. L. rules will be
followed Both Blanchard and Belt
are advocates of the latter system of
playing, and worked for their reten-
ton by the conference colleges wnen
the basketball conference was neld in
Walla Walla at the time of the Whit
man-O. A. C. football game.
Ever since basketball has been play
ed as an r-collegiate game in the
Inland Empire, the game has been
conducted under A. A. U. rules, but
this year both coaches Angel of Ore
gon Agricultural college and Boiler
of Washington State. college have ad-
seated the changing TO inter-colle-
late rules. Blanchard of Whitman
was not in favor of the change and
for a time Grogan of Idaho was not
in favor of the change, but Grogan has
since lined up with Angel, and Bog
Ter, so that Whitman will have TO &C
arieSce
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-11

Harry G. Devenny 10 manager elect
of the Whitman College baseball team
eft last night for Portland where he
will be Whitman's delegate at the
conference of the heads of the baseball
departments of the different institu-
ions of the northwest inclr ded in Big
Six" conference. At this meeting
which is the first one of it's kind ever
held in the northwest, all six institu-
ions will be represented, presumably
by the baseball managers. 1t is the
intention of these delegates to arrange
he seasons baseball schedule for each
institution and to raise the standard OF
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-11

The different class basketball teams
at Whitman are practicing hard every
day in preparation for the series OF
inter-class games which have been
arranged for by Howard Baker the
varsity basketball manager. These
games are scheduled to be commence
on Tuesday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock
in the college gymnasium. The series
will be ushered in by a game between
the freshmen and the team from Pear
sons academy Both the freshmen and
the "preps" will have strong teams
and the student body is looking for
ward to some classy basketball when
these two teams clash.
Coach ]. Merrel Blanchard and
Captain Alfred Belt of the varsity
are watching the different class teams
in practice, and are keeping tF IT eyes
ont for new material which shows
class enough to go on the vars,t!
SQUAD. There are more men at tbs
present time trying for places on the
varsity squad than ever before in the
history of basketball at Whitman, and
both the coach and captain are OPP
timistic over the outlook for the
college team.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-11

"Old Billy Jordan was the referee
yes, 1 remember Bill hopping around
Seems funny having Jordan as referee,
but remember we had an awful fuss
over the referee and finally all hands
decided that Billy was the one man
who suited us all.
1.-The sun that day was low, and if
l ever got that side of the ring where
it hit me in the face I always backed
around until 1 had Johnson over
there and had my back to it.
my mouth was swollen from jabs,
remember, and it felt as though a
bee had stung me. Neither one of US
was bleeding at all. 1 know that my
lips bothered me- and the knuckles
on my right hand were bad from
where I had belted Johnson upon the
head. When I went to my corner in
the third Mccoy told me to slam when
Johnson did and that the chances Of
a clean punch were better if 1 would
connect.
1--WE got close just after the bell 'and
exchanged punches to the body.
know mine seemed to sting him, as he
fell on my shoulder just for second
after we landed. 1 could tsar a terrific
shout Someone or rather all in my
corner were waving their hands to
rush him. waded in and forced him
towards his corner He shot out his
left at my nose again and I hooked
the left over on his chin.
"There he goes!' they yelled. He
fell upon the ropes and just sank like
a brick chimney hit in the middle by
cannon ball. His knees sagged and
refused the weight of his body. His
head hit the loWer rope, and as Jor-
dan counted ten seconds off I stood
AGAINST a post in my corner. Jeff wins!
Jeff wins!' yelled the crowd.
81 guess I was so excited, that l
awoke up, and then l heard, Jeff
wins l rubbed my eyes and sat up
to listen. 1t was Berger on the phone
in the hall telling Gotch that I won
bet from him that we left to Berger
to decide. Yes, Jeff wins, Berger
kept saying, and then | jumped out OF
bed to tell him about the dream.
I'm pretty good on dreams and
think that this one will come true
s-rely"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-11

Let me go back over my battles with
Stanley Ketchel and tell the public ex-
actly the truth about the weights that
we made.
At Milwaukee, a year ago last June
when l first met him, we weighed in
at 15S pounds at 3 o'clock, or seven
hours before starting the bout.
The following September, when ]
Knocked him out in Los Angeles, we
made the same weight, but because it
vas an afternoon fight we weighed in
our hours before ringsde.
The same conditions prevailed in
both of our contests, there being in
each case a lapse of four hours be-
tween the scales and the ring.
And Ketchel never has made the real
light, 15s pounds at the ringside,
since the public conceded him the
championship. A champion, in fact,
who cannot or will not, make the limit
# his class!
Mind you, this is not disparaging
ketchePs fighting ability. / am speak
ing now solely of his refusal to make
weight.
When Hugo Kelly, to whom was
conceded the middleweight honors
when / boxed him in Milwaukee,
matched with me he, as champion, in
sisted upon a ringside weight That's
what we made in Milwaukee, too--15S
pounds just a few minutes before
starting the scrap. The scales were
brought right into the ring and every
body could see us weigh.
AS for the possession of the title
today, l insist that the right way to
do is to toss it into the arena ire
spective of Ketchers old claims to II,
and let real middleweights battle for
it. Ketchel if he is willing to do the
weight, or anybody else recognized a.
having a chance for the honors.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-11

CHICAGO, Dec. Histories that
Stanley Ketchel has deserted the mid
dleweght division and hereafter will
fight only light heavyWeights,
has started the regular 15S-pounders
with the buzzing Of the championship.
bee in their bonnets. Chief among
these is William Papke, of Wewauee,
III. who already has fought Ketchell
four times, winning once and losing
three times. PapEe passed through
Chicago a few DAYS ago and was asked
to make a statement of the situation
for the public as he sees it. This is
what he dictated:
When asked for an expression of
opinion on the middleweight situation
and what thought the weight should
be and at what figure it has been and
now | figured that Stanley Ketchel
won it and lost it and VINO has it now,
am at loss to answer the questions
IN a few words 7 lerefore if I may
De permitted a little space 1 will out
line my opinions as briefly as possible.
First Of AL let me say that, while
regard Stanley Ketchel as a great
1shter-orc of the very greatest, IN
lc'-. ms"r saw that his claim to the
nlc@eweignl title never was particu-
larry web placed. since, in the last
''" months and in fact since I came
back into the field, he has failed ut
5'-y to make the weight limit.
ms weight limit. I place at 15S
pounds at the ringside If you are to
Asht for the championship.
ana why not? l have been advised
To make it lower. that the real limit
should be l54 pounds and all that, cit
~s Jack Dempseys figures, etc. But
-AT most of the other weights, the
-i''' mas been raised in recent years
u""l 1t looks as if 15S pounds would
Vt made the standard figures.
DU' think if man claims to be a
,'1ule"elsht he should fight at that
figure.
0S Hshting at that figure / mean he
s"O'1u enter the ring weighing no
~''e than that and not base his claims
weight made several hours before
"''"s tine, during which hours he
0' nave had a chance to take on
~gen Or eight pounds.