The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-06-03
Deedmeyer's Appolntment.
DRIFTWooD


Through June Ways.
Through June. ways wen wander my
love to impart
Where the rose to the humble bee Of
fers her heart.
Where the blue sky bends down till
1t kisses the hills,
And the daisies lean over caressins
the rills.
Through June ways and June days
where sweetnearts are roaming
Wen stroll meath the new moon that
hangs in the cleaning;
spoon time
I'm happy at morning, at night, or at
noon time.
Through June ways together. oh
would we could dwell
spell.
Where song birds and flowers and love
words abide,
Through June ways and spoon DAYS
with you at my side.
Lids in coney Island won't stay put.
r r
A can of red worms underneath the
bough,
A fishing rod, a. hook, line-I VOW
I'd be content there in the wilderness
To let the world go hang then I'll
allow.
Oh. YOU Watermelon
Mr.. Keith will not allow any more
mother-in-law jokes to be sprung in
his theatre. Perhaps Mr.. Keith has
one and If SO he knows she is no Joke.
Price of mutton is soaring, same as
wheat and likewise meat. The air.
ships are simply not in 1t any more
with food-stuff when 1t comes to sail
Ing skyward.
indianapolis has dog that is stage
struck. Dogs are almost human any
how, hut tile Nbeauty about IT. IN they
never quarrel over the box office re-
ceipts.
Woman can maintain her dignity on
most any occasion but she has strug-
gle to do 1t when she steps on NOV
ing car backwards.
Sweet is the thought to the Senate
that there is $S0,000,U00 of revenue In
the sugar tartn.
Baltimore undertakers are again adj
vertising bargain days for funerals.
1t must be the crowning glory or a
Wornan's life to be able 10 get a bar
gain even when she comes to de
We read of a balloon honeymoon.
Chief charm about such an AFFAIR Is
the fact that they cannot disgust car
full of people as they have heretofore
done on railway trains.
Girls in the west have formed sew
eral baseball teams. Say now honest
wouldn't you pay four-bits most any
d-time to see a couple OF sunburned
Western gal-teams mop up the earth
with each other? When the lady UNI
pire renders an adverse decision. how
ever. wen just bet one OF the lazy
players will holler Cat
Gather the roses of June while you
may
For the sweet month of June can't
with us always stay.
summer must wane and at last just
The long dreary days and the chill of
December
June-bride-a your tongue, young
man, unless you mean business.
Austria now proposes to tax widows.
Wonder If Texas viii ever have such =
toned by The Post3
Boston physician declares that pie
diet is a capital thing for comIortanls
living. Mebbe so-some pies. The po-
litical pie. for instance
Queen wilhelmina is buying Amer
lean shoes for her baby. Thought they
wore wooden shoes over there
Rhode Island man has invented a
machine for counting money. We
haven't much use for such a machine:
One for making money would suif
newspaper photographers better.
Nashville American calls a bathing
beach a gallery. Sure-and think of
the Holsters who are playing to the
gallery.
College professor has been arrested
in Atlantic City for MASKING. AS an
excuse we presume he said ne was
merely looking over the figures to see
II they were correct
It wouldn't be so hard to save
money II you didn't owe 1t before you
draw it.
when a girl begins to call a man
by his first name." says LippincStt,
dn s gene oS 5is i Iast '"A' ~ ~
And when they are married and she
calls him pet names it's generally a
sign that she has designs on his last
cent.
I'd be a vegetarian
hate each pig that squeals-
ia be a vegetarian
Between meals
These sirship fellows are funny
guys! One dav they break record
and the next day they break an air
ship.
Ohio scientist who claims to be able
to photograph sound should turn his
camera toward woman's club meat
ing,
st. Louis police Judge resigned Of
fee to become a street sweeper for tho
sake of outdoor air and sunshine.
should have gone to the country and
taken to blowing, where he could
breathe the sweet. fresh country air
There isn't much fresh air breathed
in cleaning city streets
When most women wish to make a
touch"
Their husbands they kiss and pet
And to Judge from the looks of some
| husbands.
Lord knows they earn all that they