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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-02
Hnrrimnn Won't Speak.

San Antonio. Texas, March Not withstanding the published reports that he will address the Texas legis- lature this week. F. H. Hartman stated today that he will go to Austin. He expects to go to Mexico after com pleting his vacation here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-02

Let us clean your winter furs or suit, we will make them look like new.
 French Dry Cleaning Co. Phone 113. 2O3 Dexter.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-02
Knight Goes Insmne.

Nashville, Tenn. March 1-Thomas Knight, a Christian county, Ky, plan ter became violently insane last night and attempted to kill hls child. Knight lost his mind because he could not sell his tobacco. which was tied up in the pool of the tobacco association
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-02
STEVENS APPOINTED.
A Huntsville Man is Made National
 Bank Examiner.

Washington, March 1-Comptroller of the Currency Murray has appointed James R. Stevens. of Huntsville. Ala. a national bank examiner. to succeed Silas H. L. Cooper, resigned.
 MT. Stevens has had nine years ex- perience in banking and at present Is cashier of the Henderson National Bank of Huntsville. Ala.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-02

Death of Princess. Cannes, France. March 1.-Princess Maria Theresa, wife of Prince Ludwig of Bavaria, died here today She was born July 2, 1S49.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-02
THE LosnY LECTURES.

Dr. Frederick ID. Losey Has Concluded
 His Readings. The three lectures of Professor K'xea.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07

fen. ser ms @oltimorerl feline
ieinlte Worfe Sommerlpetter auige.
tiidt botte. Sic crfriidenbe &iiblc
uoh Der lmb1noigcn Site Der lesten
@od)el perieblte ibre @irfun9 nitt
nl,o tricb sic Wcnihen id)oorenme;ia
aus biumpien @eboulIngcn ms
Srcic. Gs nor 10 munoeruoll fiibl,
boB lid ielbit beleibte Serren IN Der
Come bic Mode nift ols5u5icben
%brord)tcr, nm comfortnbel 81 fin
len; eS mar Elm ionnigcs ScrbItmet'
ter, wie es iboner iclbit pon Den BE-
geilterten Sdpuuben iiir bos Bolts
felt niht geniinld)t meroeu fonntc.
@eit iiber 10000 Wcnihen brGnN.
ten lid inter Den SGnmen bcS
n@eiteno.Yarfs" mo am gbeno fa'
men nod StmGrnic iibcr StmGrs
ne, Die iid) ben berrlidcn @enuB
scr ireien Natur nidt entgebcn lni
len mclltcr. Sn Scr Mitte ocs Yor.
trs oriiEte Ben @eiud,er micoer Die
erobe SrnhtlGiile. sic IN bieierl
Sabre iuiercr 5rpci Sub grober enl-
| porrogt, OILS in Den %uerfloiicner. Gae
breitG9i9c Wolfsfelt I'M lcstcn Sabre
erluies lid oils cin 10 tolol'ulcr Or
iole. boB Der Gcrcin beitloh bnS
Seit in oieiem Sabre nitt nlli brel.
%iouocrn nmi bier Gage m,s5il0ebncn.
Eas Gunnitatter &nlfsicit lit int
ipirtliten Sinnc Elm Grntchanfieii,
unb ein iold)es cbnc SrlhtiGltle
, ober Scitiiule. Dos @obrSeid)en NeS
Gonnitottcr %oltaieites. lit cbcllio
un0entbor mie Nom obne ben Yap't.
Gle SrlldtiGiile hot in bieiem Sobr,
cine Sobc bon picr5ig Sub uno III
Die Spite NIT cinem amerifaniider
Noler gcfront. Gie SGulc ielbit lit
in Der filnltpcllitcn @eiie nit Sriit,-
ten aIier Trt. Die SieicS reid)e 2ai,o
b%crporbringt, bon Serrn Charles
| Sitermepcr Oeforirt uub bcrgeitelt
moroen. unb bat Serr Sitermeper IN
Der biesidbrieen observation-disclosures
es boh IN 1plgc Der oiesi1briacn
Giirre piel Miibe. eritfloiii9e Sriidltt
berbeiSuiiibren-cin wobrca Milnoer.
mcrf acidofien, aif mcld,es er mo
iiberbaupt ser .Gannitatter Sclfs.
felt. gerein" nit 8cd)t itol, iein fon,
men. Hur I'M Nie SrldiiGule 81 f..
trod,ten. lobnt iid Gin 9eiut oeS
Sefies.
Eie Sdnpaben baben aIlc llriat,.
! nit Stol3 Mnb 2iebe al ibr altcS
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
Gpuneuauf. nub ltutcroana.
TaS Wetter.

Iiir Warplan0 mnb Den 2iItrift
Columbia bellie uno morgen tbell'
meiie beip0lft, mGrmeres Wetter, leid).
te ~perGnoerIid)e Winoc.
geitern betrllg ole bohitc 5empcro.
tur "a @rao I'M A llbr Hadmitto9S
uto Der nieorigite Recommendations
mar % @rao I'M 3 llbr Norgens.
Sn Den iibrigen Yunoes B.. Wetter.
9eobahtrngs g tationen ipllrbe Der
f%olaenoe bofite Recommendations
per5ei6net:
Gaitport &c, Yortlanb 6S, Bolton
y, albanp "a, Hew-g)orf 10, Ebilo-
oelpbia "a, Ntlantic.9itp SO, Cape
Nop 66, 8aibinaton "a, Noriolf 20,
Satteras "A, Charlotte rs, @ilmin9-
ton "a, Gbarleiton rs, Soponnob so,
Sadionpile sc, Supitcr Sc, aep.Weit
Sc, Atlanta 80. W%ontgonlerD %, Ne,p
Orleans 90, Eoleitine 81, 8nlpciton
sc, Corpus Gbriiti Sc, Wcmpbis 81,
Cincinnati &C, Eittsburg "A, Ssnego
70 Buffalo 66. 9lepelano ~, Detroit
20, alpena "a, Wararette 6S, 0reen
Ban ~, Chicago 20, Iulutb 6S, ct.
Eoul 20, ct. 2ouis "a, aoniossGitp
GA, Smaba GO, Siiron ~. @ismarf
"A, @iliiton IS, SABRE 81, Seleno
IS, Salt 2afe rs, Ienper 60, Tortb
Elatte 70, Iooae Gitp 80, NmariQo
SO, Cos Nnseles 6S. 81.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07

Sie Sabre fieb1l, Ole Come iinit,
llno nandber irobe @dff,
Ser beute nod feiu @lisbel iriHit,
8ebt llprGen lcbot 3ur Ran.
God tort nit Der MelunduIie!
cBrt, mas Der Ailge riib:
Wian pflild' Die Rofn: btelpctI tie bliib'H,
Eenu ipdter ieis III 'pdf.
2aun irinrt uno ib,pdrmt nod LANCE
Iah alter Shiuabentueis'.
Fem Wnnne miro nibi bnr9c,
@ebts auf bic lebie Rcii.
Serr gSirtb, nod cine Slni6c
Bon eIiteri Sdluubcnmein!
Ger Yebie in Der Snfhe
@iIt benz ySubI bonn GanniidttcrSolisieit @erein.
Snl olten @lon5c bcoing ocltern
Der ,Gannitottcr Tolfsielt e 0ereil"
Den Soupttng ieincs bi~esiGbriGen
piertGgigen Gonnitotter goltsieiteS,
oos pom benz 0on5cn Voltimorcr
9eutittbum olljGbrlib nit Sebr'
indt criuortet miro. &cr %jenlolS bel
ben SbDnben 81 @oltc mar, meiB
mie urgemiltblih ulb uroelltld) c5
bel ibnen 5llgebt, un0 fomnlt luieOef.
81 Dem gcitrigcn ied)Stcn Tolfofclt
bate lid oohcr cine l%,ngebelrc Wen-
id,cnmenae eingeiunoen, Die IN BE-
sitg olf 3obl uno allten Sumor on
Die alten cdtcn id)mdbiihcn Setter
crinnertc. Sic Sdmoben fonncn
Iid fir ocl lporboft groBortigcn Gr.
iolg onl geitrigcn criten 6elttage g.
iGGigit oilh beint @ettergott bebans
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07

Ger &iilfs.0 criiderungs-Gummii.
jar San1es 6. Green CAB geItern cine
babingebcnoe GrflGrung ob,, Dab nod
hcn fiir5lihen Greigniiien Die Ger
man Linton Sire Sniuronce Comp"
ogumddit lire @eihGite e~inItelen
miiiie. bo bieielbe lire 9icenS oifge.
aebeu babe. Die aeaenudrti9e 0e.
lhaitsiiibrun9 bcfloat iib boriiber,
Dab boS Stnots. Teportenlent Der De
ielldoft nift Suaetbon lei uno Die
bon bemIclben on9eltelten Nodior-
ltunaen ltets bon Der WinoritGt Der
N%ftieninbober benlbt mur0cn, nm Der
Notwithstanding Sdwieri1feiten 81,
bereiten. Wie bereits I'M ,9eutiheu
Gorreiponoenten" berihtet milroe, lit
IN Ncm.Yorf Die 2icenS Der @eicl-
idait 5uriideeJoeen morben, meil Die.
ielbe lid iueigerte, Grominaioren ocS
Nem.0orfer 8eriiherun9S $ Ieporte.
ments cine Triiiuis ibrcr @cid0itS.
iiibrung 81 geitotten.
Tie Gompaguie. melde IN Gelo-
iuare incorporirt lit mo in Baltimore
ibren SahptiiB bat, riidOcriid)erte ieit
Sturgeon ibre YoIicen in Der .@lobe
anb Mutsers' Sire Sniurance Co..
beitritt aber elmer grfldrung oes Ser.
iifernngs.T epartements 5ufofse ibrc
9lbiiht, ben 8eihaftsbetrieb I'M
Staote ~anfgeben AL iuolen.
lie GrflGrnna pom lebten Cams.
tag beioste: I'D cS perlautete, oob
oieie Gompngnie pon Der Sirmo Gid-
Jon unb Sipeebale controlirt lperoc,
melde auberoem an 5luei ooer brei
onoeren Gompaanien intereiiirt lit,
Die fiir5lid) Sen @ciddftsbetrieb aii-
saben. iiro ba baS Meip.D orter De-
portemeht informirt furoe. buB Die
bciuste Gompagnie fir3lid Dem Ma-
rpldnoer Iepnrtement periueiaerte
ibre @eihaitsfiibrung 81 unteriuden,
10 milrOen geitern Graminatoren err
nonnt mno initruirt. nod Baltimore
su geben Inn cine Yriiiung por5uneb.
men. % cine iold)e belte Moraen
Difd) ole 8eamten Der @eielid)ait
~peripeigcrt wuroe, mioerriei oas Nem-
2)orfer Tcpnrtement ioiort bns Gerti.
fifnt, ipelfeS Die @eielidaft o%iitori,
iirt, III bieiem Staate @eiddite abSu'
ihlieben."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
eeben in jeSem gropfem!

Gas Slaldenfiiq.I epartement Der
Geo. @iintber, jun, 8rau-go. lit init
Sen neileiten ginridtungen berieben.
permittelIt oerer oas Bier brett aus
ben 2~ageridiiern Der 8rauerei ben
SIaiden 5ngefii9rt mirb. Die 5oIee
ii. Elm perlenoes, iddumenbes, reines
Bier; Defenders fir 5amiIiensebraud
5I empfeblen. gelteut brett bon, sec
@rai,erei. 2 Guseno GIaiden $1.O0.
6. & g. Hbone, Wolfe 90.
Grail 81, DC. SOY :,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
Cine lucitere ltcbcrraidnns.

@eiiere Sdipierigteiten fir Die Ger.
man Union 1euer.8 erIiheruneS.
--sr
@cieQihait. Siilfs .geriide.
rungs.Gommiiiar Green aiebt Elm
bebeluun9spolleS 0utaftpn nb.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
Roti3.
GetbeI's eiA3iacs GtM6le.

Seoermann fenut bic pos hrs ae.
(ieferte Mrbcit; mir bemttn midjt ba'
raM, mns ieIbit 81 lsb.H !ontern iiber'
taiIrn Sies nnieren 2eiftuasea. Seine
Sreppen bri ans ~ eriteisea. 0aNsn
Sic Edj bsn Nuberen aidt taaideu,
e. siebt nar rin ein5iges 9ebbel.S Elm.
bio nHo Sies befinoet ii4 i'm $artsrre.
Mdtra Sie anf has 9aus, no nnier
Namen anf xbirea nab 1eniern
itebt.
Seine Nsenten. Gin Yrsis.
' A@tem Gie anf
-@ebbels-
32l RsrS.Oaa.Str.. nate &i9k.
1ssi3.1&e.i2)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
N. Nei6srt.
@altimore's SeutiAer Vbstssra$b,
409-Afi
Nprb.W

NorS.Vap. etrake.
Gin eritflalfscs OtiMSft fir erit.
fiaiEse Mrbcitea, nab teiae b5btreu
9Sreiie, aIs eie aabesssuu besabIea.
Spe3ialitSt, 8ereimssrnYpea nab
GamiIiensrxppen. 1erssjHerxaees
aadj aItrn SilSerH nnter Oarastie.
a&tew Sic aaf obies EbrtFe; q
~ S5rem wurt6eiIe.
0eiae SerbiaSnns nit irsssb Il.
ae,R an6srea Gt1bis.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
0a5 S6md6enleQ I'm alien 9|an5e.
,,5ie gut 0Sirttembera aae,uese" bic parole
Der jetigem 9age.

5anienoc lauiten nit gegctncrnna ben edit ocnhhen Wurten bes |alf'
murer sdnuabcnfOniss Sran5 santer Hber ben @abrlprnd
y1urdtlus nnb trcu." = 10000 Menihen bcumnScrn bic pradut
puac Trndbanlc. - Sdnuabiidr lntrbaltnnacm. - Die Idnua'
biide Slide. Ter critic Sag oes piertaagen 6eaes Gin &ie'en'
criola. y1ambstown frimiaisc Ienerwcbr" beimht bas 6Nt
- Seute 8umurmcurs. Iag. - WaDor Naboul. cbcniaas cruartct.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
95es. 8. Oieuer e &c..
2f7. Dn.0eIHmore.E trafe,

Daitf&es unb on6ereS ausldnbi.
S&eD 0eI6 sefauft unb perfauf
0eIbien6unsen beiorst nod Gertidr
Lamb, DeitreiG. &itbIamb II. |. M
MedbieI aiisoeiteIIt aaf ausIdnhifde
DaaFen. Grebitbrieie uao IrapeIerf
GtequeS. O.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
$taot Baltimore.
1tnterbaltnnas-@ eglpeiier.

,5prS's" - .Nlee in SrIauo"
,WapetD" - r3be College @lrls"..
,Nputban" - .9snrieo By The Ypliee".
uaearplanb" - aeitb's "Au Siar 'Snnoe'
bile.
,Nttp N,uuumcntaI"on Gelp Genilrp @irIs".
,Tranmpre Gaiuo." Ode 5rar,.ln. u. Gael'
Sirabe - Seben I0enh eon5erts.g'niif uno
teine s,aubepile.
Tentidts ,Sarmenie.Gate anS 0teitamrant,
gr. Ala, 9seiti5 apettesStrnbe. = Seben Mbeno
um s ilbr erobeS CONCERT hes Baltimore
SiinitIersG lartett".
waitimore.Gnnnt unS Warbiaub staatc.
Sair am T.. s., o., 10. uno II. September ji
SImonium.
,Tannnater 9p%ltstet.Serein ppu Baltimore"
= PIN g., T., s. uro 8. September erotcs
Ganniiatter &plisfeit I'M ngS~eiteunaRarf".
,Treteintateits- Wemeiubc," Raitor Sierger :
Sonntae. ben 20. Sepiember, groBeS oertfbes
NripteIeli In 3~seilsUiar.
Cats SHORE 2tne Harf" - TdaIi6 gaiiocs
billie nno. nuoere. Mttraitipnel,
,8ab Sbore Narf" = Ideli6 gor3erie Der
Gis. Ga Monaeaaapeue nno anoere Iitrat'
tluieIl.
.gissan Cat Nart" 1daIib g'nbmiitaes
ur6 gbenbs 9on5erie unb gaiioeoiue.
'&eu-Waf-9rfurfion tdgli6 Inn 9.05 8orIH.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07

$dHe aar &eiie in's Anslanb te-
isrgt 6. Naine, Nr. 413, Cf.SsaIti.
msreRsafe, aate Gsltsm Sssie ase.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07
Qofalberidte ans @aibington,

-
@aibington. SGngerbuno.
Ger yWaibington-S draerbuno" in=
b%oiiirte in ieiner Sabresberiammlung
am Spnntag ben EIan fir gerbelies
runaen i'm bod Greef.Earf unb oas
Nuffiibren BON Gonaerten i'm Eorf.
Is pilroe Elm geibluB angenommen,
in meldem sic perihieoenen Muiif-
aapellen auigeioroert luerben, Gpn-
5erte I'M Torf 81 gebeh, nno Der Ser.
elm iit perpiliftet, ieine1 Sbeil jill
tbun. Sn Der @eriammlung lpiiroen
Die foIgenoen geamten erpdblt:
Er1iibent gilbert "copper", Iice-Erdiit
bent Hobert YIupm, 6inat5- uno
correiponoirenoer Sefretur u. 9rol,=
ner, protofpllirenber SetretGr ..
9rauner, Sfobn1eiiter Sreoerid GarI,
9ibliotbefar @nl. Sonnemann, Girl
gent Senrp 3anoer; 8eriuoltungs-
@eboroe: &arI 3anber, CHARLES 9ails
mann, Sobn @olOmonn y. $.
Sdulse, Sobn y. Heoefcr unb 8enj,
| 9. Smell.
Ger Erdiibcnt purbe outoriiirt, ein
Siinfer.Gpmite gu ernennem, pelfeS
bis 5ur ndhiten I'M DECEMBER itatt.
fi%noenoen @%eriammlurs NenOerlln-
gen sur Contribution porihlogen ioa,
neil Die Contribution nift mebr &C.
niigt, ga Der Club iest 700 Witelie-
Ser bat. Nad Der 8eriammlung
fonb cine %llnterbaltu1lg itatt ulo ein
Gommers. llnseidbr 100 Witglieher
oes rArion" bon Seriep,Gitp maren
@Gite oes Yereins.
9eamtenmabl bes 81 IRON.
Ser nIrion" belt an Sonntag
slheno ieine geamtenwabl ab. Sic
ielbe bate folgenoeS &eiultat: Hrdii-
bent j. u. &ofer gum pierten Wal),
@ice-Y rGiioent @m. Wie9nann, corr
reiponoirenDer SefretGr Sofob Brig.
ger, 6inon5iefrctGr ID. q. Siebert,
Shasmeiiter sSobn Wiidbuien, 1ab-
nentrGger 2ouis Sdmiot, gibliotbe.
far Sobn Staffel, Girigent Yrof. e.
SOBER; Iirettoren: Senrp @abmann,
Sorrp HotbitilO, Charles 6. 8erner.
Carl 9root, $. q. 2ens, W. SoIs-
beierlein unp 3. Mede.
Ger Serein, Der Jest gcgen 700 WQit-
glieoer bot, miro in nad)iter 3eit lei.
nen nellen Hotbsfeuer eroffnen. Zen
rIeutid)en Gag" Mil Ser 8erein ont
6. Oftober Ourf cine Eileerfabrt nadD
@aibineton's @rab 3i Mount8ernon
feiern.
3wufGllig geihoiien.
Inbrem Stuart, Elm jun9er Monn
bon Nr. 3342, Observation-Disclosures,
mltrOe, ais er Sonntog cine 2abn-
fabrt ouf Dem Eotonac unternabm,
in Der Nabe Der 4etten.9 Bride bon ei-
ner angeI in Ben 9opf aetrofien unS
leidt p%eripunoet. Glide innge W1n-
ner pergnii9ten lid aui Ser 9ireiuier
Settle bes 5luiies NIT SheibeniGie-
BEN, unO cine augel perieblte oas 3iel
uno traf ben einiamen Guoerer. go
li5eid)ef Splpeiter bat Die Saienbebor-
De aufgeforoert, nod Dem unporlid-
tieen Sdiisen llmifau sn bolten.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-07

Ser Is. 3. WieBner 9an-
@erein" belt seitern Mbeno in JET.
llcm S~eriammlmgslofal. Nr. 1911,
Sit-6eoeralItrabe, ieine Sabres-9er.
iarnmluns mo 9eamten- uno 9irefs
torenmabl. 3unGdit iuliroe Der jabr-
life 5inan5beritt perleien. nad) mel-
dent ser Verein elm 0ermGecn BON
$S4,4S3.43 belist. worauf 8erbino-
liffeiten in oerielben Sobe ruben,
einidlieblid) zines Meierpeionos bon
$3O97.5t. BUR Ius3abluna ges
langte cine Gipioenbc bon 6 Vro3ent
I'M getraee pom $392S. SO. Ter 9e-
ridt mlroe ais ridtig acceptirt, mo-
ronf 5itr 9eamten- nnb 9ireftoren-
nabl geifritten piiroe. 7ieielbe er-
COB iolgenbes HeiuItat: Yr6iiocnt
9oiiis Sofimann, @iee.RrGiioent Sp.
j. @ieBncr, Sefretdr George 6. Su-
Der, Shatmeiiter lbeooor g. Bort
ruto Gireftoren Die Benannten nno
Die SS. Iobert Z. 1iirner, +. ".
Sdmoins, Geo. ". Senoerion. @n.
Gromer, @liaS 8. @eeoon. Abrabow
9teifelot nnb s. 6. lltermobIe. Gum
Sereinsanwolt mllrbc Sr. Sobn 9.
Geplinaer erwablt.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
Scared Out of the Duel.

One day M. Edmond About called upon Grisier, the most celebrated fenc- ing master of his day. "I am in a quandary," said About. ''I allowed myself yesterday the pleasure of a joke in bad taste, and duel is to be the result. I know nothing whatever about fencing, and, as you can see, I am fat. Will you give me lesson. so that may not make myself too ridicu lous?" The lesson was given, but About proved very poor pupil. On his way out he saw a photograph of Grisier. "I suppose" he said, 'I must not ask you for one of these?' "With the greatest pleasure" said the fencing master. And. with a chuckle, Grisier wrote across the photograph, gro M Edmond About, the best pupil I have ever had" A few hours afterward the seconds of About's adversary called on the writer, saw the photograph o, the mantelpiece and. fearing for their friend at the hands of so redoubta ble swordsrnan, arranged the affair with out any duel.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
Food and Emotion.

The following really happelled on board pleasure steamer in the Kyles of Butte. A young honeymoon couple were sitting side by side gazing on the lovely scenery around them,
 "Isn't 1t heavenly, George?" she mur- mured. "I feel thrills all over me-"
 Then without pause, as If still car ried away by the inspiration of the moment, Dearest, if there are any left l think I would like a chocolate"
 No good reason exists why spiritual emotions should not make one hungry. The bride who demanded sweets was wiser than a girl who once remained starving and inconsolable in her room after the departure of her lover for India. At last an amateur Hebe ven- tured upstairs with a cup of coffee and plate of toast. Yielding to per- suasion, the afflicted maiden was in- duced to eat and drink and began to look somewhat less dejected.
 T believe I was dying for something all the t1me," she finally confessed, ''but I was afraid to ask lest people would believe me to be less unhappy than I really am."-London Black and White.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
A Tribute to Sauerkraut.

Those Americans who have visited Munich know we'll the noble statue al the head of the Kartoffelsaladstrasse raised by grateful Bavaria to the mem ory of St. Hermann of Pilsen, in ventor and protagonist of sauerkraut The genial old saint, smile upon his face is seen stirring large kettle o1 kraut with an oar of gilt bronze, and so lifelike is the carving that the trav. eler, standing by, can we'll nigh scent the perfumed steam and hear the flut ter of angelic wings. In these unro. mantle United States we have no pub. lie monuments to Hermann, and his very name indeed is unknown to all save few cognoscenti. But neverthe. less and notwithstanding this neglect the delicious victual he gave to the world is firmly enshrined in the hearts of the American people. Stewed gen tly in Rhine wine, it tickles the esoph agi of the opulent; boiled in plain hydrant water, it nourishes the son of toll. It is at once viand, a passion and a public institution.-Baltim Sun.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
JUDGE WHEELER ANGRY.
Severely Censures Lawyer H. R. Sec
 vile in Superior Court.

Severely Censures Lawyer H. R. Sco-
 vile in Superior Court.
 Winsted. Jan. 3.-Judge George w. Wheeler. who is presiding at the spec ial session of the superior court heEe and who a few days ago issued warn ing sto the attorneys, saying that he had #never experienced such fragrant vfolations of court rules, yesterday afternoon severely cepsured Lawyer H. R. aScoville of Torrington. Judge W1Ieeler had assigned the foreclosure caseasof the Falls Village Savings Bank vs.f George N. Brewster for trial last Tuesday. but MT. Scoville, for the de- fense. failed to appear, as he ,ap- peafed before the supreme court in Haftford on that day Attorney H. F.. rLandon was on hand with his wit nesses. This led to Judge Wheeler's remarks and he then reassigned the
 Yesterday afternoon. however Law yar Ecoville said that he was not ready to 20 on, saying that he did not know that the case was to be tried until a few&minutes before leaving Torrington and that his witnesses were not pres ent. Judge Wheeler replied that he had notified MT. Scoville over the tele- phone and added that in a long term of years on the bench he had never so nnusual.s he said. that the court hardly knows what to do. Attorney LandOn for the plaintiff informed the court that all his witnesses would be in Winsted again on the, train arriving at sS.25 and Judge Wheeler ordered thatsthe trial be be begun at that time without the defendants witnesses.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
AUTO GEESE WHOSE MONK! HONK! IS
 THE REAL CHEESE
And A Flock Of Quackless Ducks That go by the
 Yard.
Freak Discoveries to be Seen at Coming Show of Poultry Association.

Poultrymen are looking over their stock for freaks since they read of c. A. Wintzer's boneless duck in the Farmer, and the resulting entries in the show of the Bridgeport Poultry PigeoR and Pet Stock Association, to be he1d at Lincoln hall Jan. F, 13 and IA Indicate that the homeless duck is Lnot 1the only unusual fowl in the city limits or just outside. The show will be successful both as regards entries andRattendance.
 LsH. Lord of the White Wings Poul- trysSF Farm, Monroe, enters pair or auto" geese, especially imported from China They have a brown bulb on thes end of the bill giving the mandi- bles the appearance of an automobile horn Those who have heard them ..suuawh" say the sound is, distinctly .l1orak- -honk" Of course, there will be doiibters, but they are invited to see andghear the geese at the show. They weish about 20 to 25 pounds each and stand three and cne-haf feet high.
 George Hair says c. A. Wintzer has nothing on him. just because he has a homeless duck. MT. Hair has flock of 60 quack1ess ducks. They roost and fly but do not quack. Peo- ple who purchase them buy them by tho yard as they cannot be measured in feet or in inches. Three of them measure Il 1-2 feet in length. How the ss.Quack'' was removed MT. Hair refuses to state. but it would seem thatSa combination of a homeless 'Pe- king with the quackless duck would about solve the duck problem, for the new breed could do without water, would have no breast bone and would not be noisy.
 Among the late entries yesterday wassA calico rumpless bullet and a pair of emblem geese.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
How Henry Irving Wanted to Die.

What have I got out of it?" said Henry, stroking his chin and smiling slightly. "Let me see. We'll, a good cigar, good glass of wine. good friends''- Here he kissed my hand with courtesy. Always he was' so courteous-always his actions, like this little one of kissing my hand. were so beautifully timed. They came just before the spoken words and gave them peculiar value.
 That's not bad summing up of ii all." I said. And the end-how would you like that to come?"
 "How would like that to come T' He repeated my question lightly, yet meditatively too. Then he was silent for some thirty seconds before he snap ped his fingers-the action again be- fore the words.
 "Like thatv' - Ellen Terry in Me- Clure's Magazine.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
Microbes,

Speaking of the ark," he said, ''l saw little boy at play with his Noah's ark the other day. watched him put aboard all the people, all the painted animals, and then I saw him place carefully in sheltered spot two tiny splinters of wood.
 "'What are they, my sony asked
 Them's microbes said he.
 ''It had never occurred to me before, but there must of course have been 8 pair of microbes in the ark."-Har. per's Weekly.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08

poinsettias on the dining room table was the gift of J. F.. Beach and his florists, while those on the mantle were given by J. Horan & Son, florists. Mrs. William Morrison of Black Rock presented the fine group, which was on the table in the drawing room. The appearance of the ladies. elderly, mid dle aged, young matrons, as were the young ladies. were very attractive. Many men of prominence and distinc- tion were present. The society appre- ciated the large attendance and gen. eral good will of the city.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-01-08
The Honest Way,

Money? Poohv' exclaimed a suc- cessful hnancier contemptuously. "There are hundred ways of making money"
 "Ah, but only one honest wayr pro- tested his companion.
 "What's thatY'
 "Um! thought you wouldn't know" London Telegraph.