The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-04-01

. phia kesa'rd.
n What alis me doef" asked the ra,.
I, iai eiubman. -You need lob. Yo..s.
~ suffering from everest New yo,s
Sun.
Mrs Benham-Ii0w much ala Va,
4. pay the minister when We were -
a. rieif henham-Ee fined me i've III,
Al ars-Iiaper's Weekly.
y Teaeher-Now. CHILDREN. what /. N.
= greatest enemy Of poultryf silenes
? Ieaeher--who eats the most poultrv,
Z ieh).
The Lady-Little boy. don't you kpo,,
smoking viii shorten your llfef r.s
hid-shueks' wot do enref ~
seen everything dere Boston ray.
eler
! Pat-i hear yer wolfe Is sick. Mon.
Mike-she Is thot. Pat-Is Il DANCE.
Gus she lsi Mike-Dlvii q bin gee'.
too weak to b. dangerous any mofel-
Brooklyn Life.
! Faeetious Friend (teaslngiy,-wen
which ruies-you or your wifef NJ
foungwed with hautenrl You for,r,
ne nn AFFORD 10 keep a eook.-Balsi'
morr American.
stelia-sO your father handled aim
without giovesf Rella-Yes. and /,
would have been better for poor. d~sr
George u BE- bad done il without shoe~
New York sun.
Tbs telephone Is certainly q great In.
vention Think % a. You can salk 10
your wife 1fty miles away -Thst
may b. your experienee. All I've been
able 10 Do Is to llsten.-
Have you- asked the Judge Of ar
eeniiy oonvieted man. anything 10 q.
Ter the court before sentence
paseedG- NO. your HONOR repiied
the psisoasr. my lawyer TOOK ny last
DOLLAR
4 saw the majors wifs AZ her win.
low early this moruine She Looked
70 years old ~fou must b. nii.takra.
Four hlghners: no woman Il a. Old -
he locks IN the morning F.-i1lexsnis
8laetfrr.
why are you - vexsd. frmaY 4
IN 10 exasperatedi attended ne
ueetinE Of the Social Egnaflty feaxn-.
nd my parior maid prrsidfd and had
he audaeity 70 call me- 70 ORDER three
Ines - 'ilexrnde fiiaeffer
iiuiilsnu-Ths byes nuy - ilrked
Dor Casey. shurr. b. nifer burt Ing
.an's fcrlis'a flarrixan
make 10 the grass The biack<nard
'ferrcd 70 ne AZ bis continp<rry.
ID IN b. the coufimperary 10 % mas
ria .-Purk
BEFORE Nc werv married said Mrs
anttcrtou. -you used 10 tell ne how
ueh you loved me. but yuu never %
W. -of course not. my dear.- ~
led the masculine partner. ~sinrr or
irriaEr you haven't given me = chance
tell you anything
said a poet to an unfortunate spccu.
or. -Don't you fhluk that the oprn.
; lines % Teunyson'a little porn.
'cak. break. break are piaIntivr and
" Yes vas the meianchoiy -
I. But : think that 'nsuks. broke.
'ks.' Is a good deal saddsr.-
William" she said. -meana Epsd
nes means beloved. wonaer~-
lush mantlcd her chcrk. = wonder
softly murmurrd. what Crorxe
ins9~ George means business. I
e. said mother. locking ep from the
ding announcements IN the paper
nxlous Mother-N Nellie. dear. do you
II that young Hurxina. who has
q calling on you twice q week fos
. time. Il fundamentally Iuciincdf
~ Daughter-lisaIly. don't know
Z to think. mamma. dear. lie has
q knack Of keeping one 10 the
80
a Acquaintance Why. old chap.
years ago you were the hest
sed man In town. but now jour
I Il pretty shabby. Had q reserssi
panion--w Well. you may call u that
truth II. ! got married since. and
It's my wife that's the best dressed
an IN town.
ung wife-To.morrow will b. my
day. dear. Young Husband
! be twcnty-onef Young Wife
twenty-five. Young Husband
a year ago. just before our wed.
you told me you we're only TWEEN
Young wife-Yes. but have aged
y sinee cur marriage.
, friends said an ifincrant
her. "the serepiuraI rule for eiv-
as one-tenth of what man pos
l. II you feel you can't AFFORD 20
Just give sixth. or a fourth. &C
lg to your means. We will dis
with the next hymn and take up
'llecti In.v--Llppincott'a
Iie--And SO you quarrcicdi Char
Is she sent back all my pres
And what do you suppose I
WillIc--can't guess. Charlie
Ter a half dozen boxes Of face
:. with a note explaining that
ken about that much home on