New-York tribune., 1909-01-03
Turk Gets Himself Shanghaied


quent and righteous h9nlly upon the helIlsh1eSS
thereof
Only black hearted tierds in human form. this
speaker SET forth would shanghai a helpless Vlcll1n
not seaman aboard snip and compel hllll al me
end Of rope OF the point Of Tnar1SIlke. 10 Work
Ike dog OF laser II environment wholly uIl-
known 70 him He invited 70 consider the tTlSht-
ful state of mind de-. Door wretch who. TulhleHSlE
grabbed from The waterfront 10y the caIlous s'uied
craDs aWoke the next morning the tpul smelling
focse Che called Il iorccastle) OF a ship that al
ready had left behind The last vcstlge OF sight Of
land avoke To -i-5 the hobnailed boots q The
b5'sn he called j, Haa-sZys4lrl. his face. Just
imagine the agony u spirit the-cT the
He broke o-T suddenly when he heard. what the
rest Of Us had heard several moments previously.
The chucklcs # Turk OFalpI- who. seated on q
threelegged stool by window. was sWayi1lg from
SIDE 70 side tr,l-g keep the chuCkes non-audl}le
Oh 60 ahead and gtIrgle for Yourself Ike by
enal" broke out the eloquent one, glarlng sheep
Bhy al Turk. 1 pose YOU think that shanghai
gs as decent and respectable chipping IN tor al!
ice cream socatle fr the benefit OF the Old Ladies
Home Blame = all, | shouldn't be surprised but
what yOuv tigu-,i n some shangharng proceed
Ings Yourself and
That's what / have son" softly observed Turk,
twisting about on l- tool and making an Intellectual
Effort to look gu5l-v and hangdog. Il sure have
There's no evadi-1 tagging II. We been mixed
up n some shar.ga.a'r-g, and no mistake
Well" decIaira-i he eloquent one. Il should
think you'd be al med to sit there and own up to
L. You are ashamed. aren't vou.
Turk, who knows he pureus of Tobolsk as well
as he knows the a4y indentatlons OF aInpa' ana
Enose body his present Sorrows strangely
Uttered with -a,..,i-lg devices needed into his
cuticle In his needle v0uth-Turk grinned with IN
grained affabere=- and suddenly turned the tables
q the accusat0rv one Yes" he said rettcct1vely,
was mixed n, Il. "A shanghang game once, sure
enough. | was the shanghaied one
Ono. Now Eli YOU be good, We all beloved
" course al the eloquent one
Not only thas mildly observed Turk, l got
myself shanghai
Tommyrotl~ -.nrted the one who 50 hated the
hyaght OF the sharghaiing business 49,,
g., Not only that agaIn," calmly cut IN Turk. L
Rkeq t-hked being shanghaied
Listen TO HIM rave" grouched the one VINO
Mated shanghailr.g
We SUPPRESSED Eifn 10y means OF things throWabie'
6Sr 662Eeyer and after some pestering induced Turk
VFalon 20 tell us why he got himself shanghaled;
aug WY. he had really meant that remark ne iltd
e1loEed being shar.ghaied
THEY call Haaaii'' said Turk the Land OF the
. Always Afternoon III not battle for the
- neTioon part IF Il but Hawall once looked 70 me
,Ae -, as II It enough was the Land of the Always
4anl1g by thai that II seemed TO me at that Time
= = was always going to stay there -.
IN d Way OF sTseakng, | WAS marooned IN ifawaL'
~ you can call = being marooned when you re lool-
- @IOund with aDusebOat parties IN Pearl ildIpo
IAIAg IN lawn teas under Tapping marques III
-o!oiuIu gardens trigOling away the darker houiS
III I'm midnight bathing parties on Waikiki beach'
T TTig On the edge Of the Kiauea crater with Peler
~ ~ On his Volcano House porch playing leetle
2keT at the Merchants Club listening TO the Royal
t-a"eian Band concerts near the statue OF name,
-alena. ard more and other kinds of all that leli
g gadSoneT place TO be marooned IN, from
Pt%[OeTgen 70 The Straits of Sunda. than honolulu
IN IN cne Island Of Oahu in the Hawaiian group, ana
-h ~ 90 there Tuesday week and see whether you Re
-. NeFertheless there were some things calling
s. away from Honolulu and the fact that had to
so1 1AoeT the tronis at night and dig and dope at
r.. way Of getting away from Honolulu, shows
H. vas 1narDOncd all right. | might have been
Sy'a dragon knonos at stag entertainments given
ST.. @ japanese Club 4 II hadn't been for this little
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