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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
PAINT EVERY YEAR.
No One Wants to Do It, But Some Paint Will Wear No Longer.

When you have job of painting done you don't expect to have it done over again very soon. But to make lasting job, several things must be taken into consideration-the proper time to paint-the condition of the sur face-the kind of materials to use, etc. All these matters are fully covered in the specifications which can be had free by writing National Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Building, New York, and asking for Houseowner's Paint ing Outfit No. 49. The outfit also in- cludes a book of color schemes for both interior and exterior painting, and a simple instrument for detecting adulteration in the paint materials. The outfit will solve many painting problems for e-ery houseowner.
 Meantime while buying paint see that every white lead keg bears the famous Dutch Boy Painter trademark, which is an absolute guarantee of purity and quality. If your paint dealer cannot supply you National Lead Company will see that some one else will
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
WARNING TO ALL CONCERNED
Simple and Comprehensive Sign Put Up by Small Boy with
 Grievance.

The Langworths lived in corner house so easily accessible from the street that they were constantly an- noyed by persons ringing to ask where other possible inhabitants of that block were to be found. Finally, goad- ed to desperation by these interrup- tions, the family boy attempted to put a stop to the nuisance.
 T guess," said he, complacently, there won't be any more folks ask ing if the Browns, the Riddles or the Hansons live in this house. I've fixed 'em.''
 What have you done?" queried Mrs. Langworth.
 Hung out a sign.'
 And what did you print on it, lad die?'
 Just five words" replied Harold, proudly: Nobody lives here but us.' !" Lippincott's
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
THE TWO SIDES OF HISTORY.
Some Pertinent Observations Made by Writer Evidently Not Fond of
 Subject.

History is running account of how King Somebody-or-other either did or did not get to a certain place, which nobody ever heard of, before King Somebody-else got there, from which we are usually supposed to conclude that it would have made quite a differ 'ence whether he did not not.
 Like nearly everything else, history has two sides. The history of the Garden of Eden depends upon wheth- CT it is related by man or a wom- an. The history of the American rev olution reads quite different in Eng fish books from the way it reads in our own books. The history of the civil war depends upon which side of the Mason and Dixon line you happen to be sitting when you write it.
 History is bore, not only because you are unacquainted with the people who figure in it, but because it repeats itself.-Life
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
A Frank Opinion.

Once a youth thought it his solemn duty to learn something about Henry James. So, to the great admiration of his frivolous friends, he picked up "The Wings of the Dove" and disap- peared into it's pages
 Two weeks later he was thinner, but still at it, when one of the afore-men- tioned frivolous friends came into the room, and, for the first time showed interest.
 Say" he observed, 'ts The Wings of the Dove a collection of short stories or one long story"
 The delver into James glanced up from the pages.
 "one darned long story" he replied, throwing his whole soul into the words.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Ju,lne Will Wa . and See

An earnest plea was made by Attot- ney Charles Pettijohn to Judge Pritcb- ard of the criminal court for leniency to client who had entered a plea of guilty to larceny. The burden of the attorneys argument was that his eli ent was the father of twins and was tempted to. theft in order to feed the mouths of the infants.
 Your honor, I will say frankly" said MT. Pettijohn in closing, that if I were the father of twins and needed food for my family, l would not hesi- tate to go out and steal it."
 MT. Pettijohn, when you are the father of twins I will consider your proposition" said Judge Pritchard.- Indianapolis News.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Widom Sues For S5o,o0O.

Texarkana-Mrs. Ella Pate has filed suit in the district court Of Bowie county, Texas, against the Tex as and Pacific Railway Company for the sum of S5O,O00, which she claims to have sustained in damages by req son of the death of her husband, who was a bridge carpenter in the employ of the company and who was killed by a switch engine while at work in the local yards. The deceased left four minor children and they are made parties plaintiff with the moth CT in the suit. Pate was a native of this section.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
RASH ALL OVER BOYS BODY.
Awful, Crusted, Weeping Eczema on Little Sufferer-A Score of Treat ments Prove Dismal Failures.
Cure Achieved by Cuticura.

My little boy had an awful rash all over his body and the doctor said it was eczema It was terrible, and used to water awfully. Any place the water went it would form another sore and it would become crusted. A score or more physicians failed utterly and dis mally in their efforts to remove the trouble. Then I was told to use the Cuticura Remedies. I got cake of Cuticura Soap, box of Cuticura Oint- ment and bottle of Cuticura Re solvent, and before we had used half the Resolvent 1 could see a change in him. In about two months he was en- tircly we'll George F. Lambert, 139 West Centre St, Mahanoy City. Pa., Sept. 26 and Nov. f. 1907."
 Potter Drug 6 Chem. Corp. Sole Props, Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

what for?' 'I'm going to give you a kiss.''- Houston Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Eyes Are Relieved By Murine

when Irritated by Chalk Dust and Eye Strain, incident to the average School room. A recent Census of New York City reveals the fact that in that City alone 17,92S School Children needed Eye Care. Why not try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes, Granulation, Pink Eye and Eye Strain? Is Compounded by Experienced Physi- clans; Contains no Injurious or Prohibit ed Drugs. Try Murine for Your Eye Troubles; You Will Like Murine. Try It in Baby's Eyes for Scaly Eyelids Drug gsts Sell Murine at 50c. The Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago, Will Send You h. jeresting Eye Books Free.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Matches Cause Destruction of Gin.

England-The Morris gin in the southern part of town was destroyed by fire Saturday, and but for the fact that the wind was blowing in the opposite direction, much other damage would have resulted. The fire was due to matches that had negligently been thrown into the cot ton that was being ginned, and these were ignfted as the raw cotton was passed through the saws.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Rice Acreaae Has Been Doubled.

Lonoke.-The rice farmers of the prairies have been busy in sowing the cereal, and the season for plant ing will soon be over, when the work of the repairing, building levees, over hauling and installing machinery and procuring of fuel for the pumping season will begin. When the rice has attained the required age and height the pumping and flooding will begin. The acreage of rice this year will be almost double that of former years, one of the reasons therefor being the erection of the five or six rice mills on the prairies of this and Ar kansas county.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
in neliriunn. Commits Suicide.

Hot Springs.-While at the height of delirium from pneumonia Chester Cole of Hamilton, O.. wound his bed sheet about his body and jumped from his room at local hospital to the ground, GO feet below His body struck a shed. which broke the fall, but as it struck the ground the head hit the point of stone, which pro- duced a fracture from which he died shortly afterward.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Another Woman Cured.

AnOUner VI Olk1dH NONCssS
 Christiana, Tenn.-'' suffered from the worst form of female trouble so that at times I thought 1 could not live, and my nerves were in a dreadful condition. Lydia B. Pinl1ham's Vege- table Compound cured me, and made me feel like different woman. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is worth it's weight in gold to suffering women. ."-MRs. MARY WOOD, R.F.D.3.
 Ifyou belong to that countless army of women who suffer from some form of female ills, don't hesitate to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound, made from roots and herbs.
 For, thirty years this famous remedy has been the standard for all forms of female ills, and has cured thousands of women who have been troubled with such ailments as displacements, fibroid tumors, alteration, inflammation, ir- regularities, baekaehe, and nervous prostration.
 Ifyou want special advice write fOrittO Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. It is free and always helpful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, they cannot reach the dis eased portion of the car. There is only way tO cure deafness and that is by constitutional remedies Deafness is caused by an infamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When this tube is i1llamed you have a rumbling sound irn- perfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deaf ness is the result and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal cond ten, hearing will be destroyed forever nine cases out Of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an iaflaned condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case oi Deafness (caused by eatarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
 +. J. CHENEY & CO.,. Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Ice Plant Mill Be Ruilt.

Lonoke.-Lonoke is to have anoth- CT industry in the shape of an ice factory, which is to be built by sev- eral experienced men in the busi- ness. They are also owners and op- orators of growing creamery at this place and are now installing a condenser. which will make this es- tablishment one of the largest in the state.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Future Ideal Town

In. the ideal town of the future, as pictured by Sir Oliver Lodge, the houses will have gas for heating by open fires and for cooking, and cleo tricity for lighting The gas, pro- duced from the coal at the mine. will be sent long distances through pipes. as water is now distributed. It is hoped that the experiment. will be tried soon,+the burning of crude coal in town being absolutely forbidden, and at least two English towns are already consid- ering the plan. The purifcation of the air is one of the greatest needs in the improvement of the conditions of city life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Ike Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Wealth of MeIndv-

After a hard day in Wall street he had been dragged by his spouse to the opera, where he promptly proceeded to take nap. In the midst of it he was awakened by this in the most soulful accents:
 "Ah! What rich chord, Isn't it. dear?"
 "Er-ah-yes-how much would you say it's worth?" he murmured.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Box Car Entered and Robbed.

Dermott.-A box car on a siding here was broken into and robbed. Fifteen sides of meat and three buck cts of lard were taken. The lard and eight sides of the meat were found under nearby cotton seed mill The officers are working on the case, but have 10 clue to the robbers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Beyond Expression

G. w. Farlowe, East Florence, Ala, writes: For nearly seven years was afflicted with a form of skin dis ease which caused an almost unbear- able itching I could neither work, rest nor sleep in peace. Nothing gave me permanent relief until l tried Hunts Cure. One application relieved me; one box cured me, and though a year has passed, I have stayed cured. I am grateful beyond expression"
 Hunts Cure is a guaranteed remedy for all itching diseases of the skin. Price 50c
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Foreign Mission Society Meeting.

Pine Bluff.-The Woman's Foreign Mission Society of the Little Rock Conference will hold it's annual meet ing in this city at the First Metho- dist church, May 6 to 10 About 100 delegates from Little Rock, Camden, Philadelphia, Warren, Tillar and oth- CT cities and towns in the Little Rock district will attend. All members of the different churches have been in- vited to attend the sessions.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Omissions of History.

Romulus having built Rome, was constructing wall around it.
 Whats the use of putting a wall OF the north side?" jeered Remus. Evanston will never try to break in"
 Then ensued the first boxing contest in the new city, with the result as all the world knows, that Remus was per mar ently knocked out.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Let Contract For Church Building.

Fordyce.-This city will have by October 1 new Baptist church, erected at a cost of $9,600. The con tract has been let Work is also progressing rapidly on the water works system and 1t is expected this improvement will be completed by early fall.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Stock and Fruit on Move.

Little Rock-An average Of six stock and fruit specials are passing through the city daily on the Iron Mountain railroad. The specials are run from Texarkana to Hoxie, a dis tance of 265 miles, and occupy about Il hours in covering the distance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Meyer E5iIS

There is one remedy, and only one have ever found, to cure without fail such troubles in my family as Eczema, RinGworm, and all others of itching character. That remedy is Hunts Cure. We always use it and it never fails.
 ". NJ. CHRISTIAN,
 50c per box Rutherford Tenn.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

ical condition when I began with Deans Kidney Pills, and they certain ly did wonders for mo. Though I am 81 years old, am as well as the aver age woman of 30. l work well, eat well and sleep we'll"
 Sold by all dealers 50 cents box. Foster-Milburn O.. Buffalo. N. '.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
important Lodge Meeting Held.

Texarkana.-The Catholic Knights of America lodge of Texarkana met Sunday night for the purpose of mi tiating 50 candidates. The lodge en- tertained visiting delegates from Dal- las, Fort Worth, Little Rock and Fort Smith.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
No Others

It is in class by itself It has nc rivals. It cures where others merely relieve. For aches, pains, stiff joints, cuts, burns, bites, etc, it is the quick, est and surest remedy ever devised We mean Hunts Lightning Oil
 soc and 25c bottles.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

Pain and swelling seldom indicate in- ternal organic trouble They are usually the result of local cold or inflammation which can be quickly removed by little Hamlins Wizard Oil. Try and see.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

three years I suf- I e r e q everythin g with rheumatism in
 my limbs and a dull, ceascless aching in my back. 1 was " e a k, l a n g nj d , broken with head aches and dizzy
 spells, and the kid ney secretions were thick with solids. I was really in q crit
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Hoo Hoo Lodge Holds Session.

Little Rock.-Nine new members were initiated into the Hoo Hoo lodge here Saturday night. Many prominent members of the lodge from different parts of the state were pres ent.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Boycott Put on Islands.

British cocoa firms have decided not to use any more cocoa from the Portuguese islands of Sac Thome and Principe because of the ill treatment of the natives laboring on the planta- tions.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
What hid He Mean?

Miss Bore-Do you ever think of me when you are driving your car?
 Auto Enthusiast-Why, certaintly- especially when I run over somebody Harvard Lampoon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
EniumaticaI.

T suppose Cashit has cut most of his old acquaintances since he was able to buy speeding machine"
 Well, he generally does cut 'em if he runs across 'em.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Fifteen Hundred Acres of Cotton.

Little Rock.-Reports from the state farm are to the effect that 1,50O acres has been planted in cotton this year. This amount exceeds last years acreage by nearly roo acres.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
A Rare Good Thing.

''Am using ALIENS FOOT-EASE. and can truly say l would not have been with out 1t so long, had I known the relief it would give my aching feet. I think it a rate good thing for anyone having sore or tired feet.-Mrs. Matilda HoltWert, Providence R. I'' Sold by all Druggists, 25o. Ask to-day.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Fifteen New Penitentiary Residents.

Little Rock.-Fifteen negroes, sen- fenced to terms aggregatirg 49 years, have been brought to the peniten- tiary from Jefferson and Crittenden counties during the past week.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

Respect for the past is not bigotry, and we are to beware of the danger of changing too much, as well as that of not changing at all.-Sydney Smith.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Little Rock Postal R

Little Rock Postal Receipts Increase.
 Little Roek.-The postoffice re- ceipts for April were $18,5o6.72, against S14, 4,937.49 in April year ago. The increase in money was $3,569.23, or a gain of 23.9 per cent.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Cotton Factor Has Hip Broken.

Little Rock-W. H. McNIurray, a prominent cotton factor of Little Rock, sustained a broken hip in a runaway accident in the City Park Saturday afternoon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Mean Question.

The Lover-I love the true, the good, the beautiful. The Cynic-Three girls ?-Harper's Bazaar.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

The King of blood purifiers is Dr. Simmons Sarsaparilla. It rids the sys- tem of the winters accumulation of impurities. It makes the young feel woll-the old feel young. Now is the time to renovate yourself Simmons Sersaparilla cannot be excelled.
 Price soc and $1.00.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
The Sorrow of If.

cribbles-Jingleton's latest poem is certainly rhythmic and beautiful. Criticus-Yes; it's too bad it doesn't mean anything.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

Take Garfield Tea! Made of Herbs, it is pure, potent, health-gising-th most ra- tional remedy for constipation, liver and kidney diseases. At all drug stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
For Headache Try Hicks, Capudln,

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach CT Nervous troubles the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas- ant to take-Effects immediately. 19 % and soc at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Spiders Bite is Fatal to Victim.

Sardis.-Mrs. Jesse Goodman, who lived near Sardis, is dead from blood poisoning caused by the bite of spi- der.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
For Colds ard Gripp-capudine.

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feverishness. Cures the co1d-Headaches also. IPs LiGuid-Effects immediately-1C 9 and 5Oc at Drug Stores
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
And Caves Time.
.tartling about that

He lets his wife do just as she pleases."
 Nothing startling about that" NO; but he does it without an aIgl- m2nt"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
NEW STRENGTH FOR OLD BACKS.
No Need to Suffer Every Day from
 Backache.

Mrs. Joannah Straw, 526 North Broadway, Canton, S. D., says: "For
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

The average life of dog is from ten to twelve years.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

He that hires one garden will eat birds; he that hires many gardens, the birds will eat him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
Wanted to Confirm 1t,

Iaolde-I don't believe that scandal atout Mrs. Giddyun.
 Winifred-They why did you tell me ato cut it?
 IBolde-I was in hopes that you could confirm it.-London Opinion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

A woman nearly always shows up best in an argument when she doesn't know anything about the subject on tap
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
EASE.

Drather Sitdown-Dat's a mighty short stub yer smokin', Dusty.
 Dusty Dodgework-Yep! knows it; dat's de way l allers like 'em; you don't hey ter pull de smoke so furl
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, sofens the gums, reduces n dammaton, allays pain, cures wind coltc 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07

As soon as man marr1es, his sins decrease.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
lnnnortanf so Mothars.

CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
 infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-05-07
MADE WELL AND
 STRONG
By Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Bardstown, Ky.-"I suffered from and otherfemalet troublesfor

S6 AOAlS OlhtSs A(NN- tors had failed to help me. Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegeta- ble Compound was recommended, and I decided to try it. It cured my trouble and made me well and strong, so that l can do all myoWn work. D Mrs. Jos EPH HALL, Bards- IL .. -r-r-.,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-21
Why She Posed,

As New York photographer bowed
a sallow, tottering woman Of middle
age out of his studio he closed the
door gently and turned to a waiting
customer.
THAT beats the Dutch" said he.
There's a woman who has been in
bed two weeks and whose doctor sup
poses she is there at this moment
She is convinced that she is near
death, and as she hasn't had any pic.
ture Of herself taken since she was n
child she got out of bed despite a
friends protest. dressed and came here
to sit to me in order that she may
leave a photograph to her husband,
who is a travelling man and now in
the far west.
when q woman will she will. But
that's queer gamble with the big
shadow. all right."-New York Globe
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-21
Puxziins Orchid limitations.

Orchid lmitaiious are a puzzle TO
bower Schoiars. The whole appear
ance of fhr flower Is suggestive Of
some insect. sometimes to quite q re-
markable degree. 1t does not seem
easy 70 ind any real purpose that
could be served by this resemblance.
yet no one imagines that 1t can be
accidental. Any one who knew of the
bee orchid. native Of Europe. and
came upon It for the 6rst time would
at once recognize 1t. 1t seems to be
q large. velvety brown backed bee
variegated with yellow. The two pet
ais might serve well for the wings Of
the insect In the center Of the lip Of
the fly orchid there is a small blush
spot like the body of f1y. The two
lateral petals are slender and curiously
Like the antennae of an insect. The
whole Illusion In complete and sug-
gests to the casual glance that q few
files are hanging on the stem OF some
plant which has cast its flowers Chi
cago Tribune.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-21
Her L-oQic,

A United States senator In one of his
campaigns told this story to illustrate
the logic of an opponent: Did you ever
hear about the young woman in Fort
Dodge? One spring morning she sat
on the piazza of her pretty little home
sewing button on her husbands cont
The husband himself appeared. and
she said fretfully: Its a perfect
shame the careless way the tailor sew
ed this button on. This is the fifth
time I've had TO sew 1t on again for
you"