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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-10-01

,panoten" Bat, iid feinsr Godjter an.
ncbupen ST. lpoIen. oerm Ybotoera.
pbie CT beileste. Cine Rorreipunben
ioLute. in oercn Ncrlauf aud sic
Tod)t,r ei,pHn riibrnoen Brief ianbte.
Stlieblih ihrieb Elm gcapiiier G..
Barrel Gopc3, @uis fi g~eitorber,
babe ibn jcOcd porber sebsten 6as
GinS nad Nnerifa 81 6ring,n. Mor.
qan SoneS ididte $1,000 mad Spa.
MEN, tcr Brief rpuroe ieood, BON Der
Noit ridt abgeIiefert. neil Sope3 elm
t~etannter ShtpinSI.r lit, Der ieit
Sabren Mmerifaner betriigt. Sores
miro iein -@elo auriidch)altem.
Gin 8egner STbIeps. ohm
lit IN Waibineton aud Der friibere
@eneraIauoitor Der Ilottc, Gupitda
g. 9. 2cmln seitorben. Der atS Mn.
flGser in benz Gbrenserid)tSperfab.
rem sescn aomiral @infielo Scoit
Sdlep Dor od)t Sabren burh feline
porteiIihfeit 81 trauriger 9criibmt.
belt sefommell lit. Muf 2cmleps De.
treiben lpllrbe biel tpihtiees 9eiueis'
material, bas gu 0unItcn ShleDs
iprad. ausaeidlciien. wit 2emJp
lit nun Der leste Uegner Shlcps aus
Dem Gbrengeridt aus Dem 2cbcn &C.
idieoen. ADMIRAL Compton itarb
balb nod Ser ~gntiheioung beg Gb.
reneeridts on einem @ebirrleiben.
Nud 9cnteraomiral GrofuninibielS.
Der bamaIige Gbci oes Naoigotions.
bureils uno ein perionlider Gegner
sd)Ieps. Itarb einige Sabre ipaicr.
admiral Sd,lep ieoodl erfrcllt iidl
nod elmer robilIten @~efunobeit, unO
tros Der i6n0oen 8ebanblrne. Die
linn Dor ad)t Sobren uor benz Gb:en.
Iaeridi gu Theil se,uorben it, 81,
&odad)tlins oes Bellies.
@abufinnstbot cine
Nutter. 9ie 90 Sabre oIte Urau
SreS Youns. Die @attln zines Gar
amerS aus Der Nahe BON 8arnum.
Minn.. ergriii. lpGbreno br @otte
iid nit elmer 9abnns Wi(h .uro
&abm auf bent @ese CUR StaSt BE-
inno. lire brei ,Ginoer I'M Ilter po,
einem Sabre, orei unh fiini Sabreu
unto mari lie in. eincIl tieien 9rln,,
uer, morauf tie Die Sdeune mo Dos
@obnbeus in @rateS 1este. Grlter.
,pnroe po06tdnbis sBedtort. Dann
nabm Die GraR iue Dolls Barrier
Grin umo idliste i'd nit mehrerel
Gdnitten Die 3eble aui. obne iebod
Die @urael gu treiien. Grau Dplng
,puroc mad, Der @ohnnn9S bes, Sbe
riffs in Carlton 0ebrndts mo tlnt
Spe3iaIiisung Der S~t..mEpmfuiiiior
itattianS. ipeld,e iie % Srfenbanfl
fir Sen Gda ibrer @rneil.Rg uber
tpies. ~s
SdredIide Qag5e. Mc,
Con, II Sabre alt. 3eituaasaaent ani
Dem .9ia Tour.3ug go. 40. wurbl
fiir3lid. dis er in 5belbg. g., al
ben it'd mieOer in @atg ieten6en 3ue
iprineen poIte uttS Ipioer einen De
pd6pogen .itieB. atpiiden bic Cor
I 80 ~ NJ VI HM --AtN. Ete< -ffr ~ \ / -
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-10-01

mer," iagte Gle ifd)IieBltb perorieB.
lid. #
~SSa, eapiB, aber iie fiirdten iit,."
rMooor?"
r8or Der 9ofipeiie. Sic miiien.
buB iie einem Soften btrst. Arane, FLEET
ne, Summe 1biere, ih taoele iie nidt.
Sd meiB, ipie bas tbut." j..
Isle baben iid bod tpobl ME an
einem Soften %aeapunben," iterSte
Gle.
% ia, tu~erisitens biIoIib seipro-
den."
~@enn Sic serus seanseIt baben,
lino Sic pieIci1t 10 freunoIid, mid
an oas anbere liter 81, ruoern," ia9te
Gle bodnriitbia.
Sarauf foI9te Sobesitine.
$50 wobnen Sie?" iraste Son.
rab nit einem entidIoiienen 8eriud,,
Gonperiation }u MAIDEN, nGbreno
or eineil 5appelnoen fIetnen Slid punl
Safen nabm.
"@ci 8rau Bang. limb SieY"
"9ei meinem OnfeI, Serrn Bang"
ontnportete Gonrao.
Sinh sic aIio Der 9rltSer siobn? 2"
fraste GIie.
Sinh Sic Die @ciiterin? rief
Gonrao.
Gin Iugen6lid itummen Gtal.
mems foI9te, pora1tf 3onrao Iaut
lndlt,, fpGbreno Gle ibre 9adIuit 81
iiber,pinben iuhte.
"gs lit 5tpcitos. gcgen ,Sas Sdad.
ial 81 fGrnpicn Gle. @pnn es ms
bcioe aus Der ent,sen groben @eii.
ocla ausiudt mpb ms bier suiam.
mclfiibrt, 10 bebeiitet oas ,pcDl Ct
mas" meinte Ronrap.
$50, bas claude i'd tpirtIih," ant
iportete Gle.
limo 8onroo Gteffen fam on oos
onoere Gn6e oes 9ootes uno iettt
iid neben Gle gruben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-10-01

mctncm yiann Ut gcftern an9etom'
men. ober oas lit fem Wietber."
~Sas lit idon. Sd niod)te allein
iein. @ie fommt man an Den See3"
.8ebcn sic elm Stiidden bieien
@cs entlang. oafn ieben Sic einen
lid, ob6rpei9enbcn 6ubpiao, Der oireft
gum See fiihrt."
Sbne SUIT, iif nit einem groBcn
Sonncnidirm beihatteno, madt iif
Gle aui. 8ie it'll uno irieolih
oles ringsum mar. Gin miIoer
Wiro trus ben MeeOuit Su ibr
beriiber, Dor ibr idritt cine alte
Senne nit ihren oiinn beiieoertcn
gelbcn uub brsunen aiitlein, Die Der.
gnii9t picpiten. Bon Der nnSeren
Seitc bes Soies ~itarrte cine itattlihe
Stub init ibren 9roBen. milOen
IuDcn 81 ibr bcriiber. Nm @eee
lel,d)trtc eS ROTH 6urd) baS 8ebiiih.
Die acnaucre llntcriudlna croab.
ooB eS Sudcriibr Simberrcn marcn.
Sic piIiidte cine Sonopcu uno aB
Die fleincn Ginger nit nroBcrcm sc.
bugsr nts ie Die ricicneroben. flint.
lid a~cjoscnen Sriidie bon foitbarcn
Sdnlen aui acoedtcn Siihen. Ter
Subpiah fiibrte lie inter ihuttiac
0Gume unb burf MISUNDERSTANDING ;
als lie crblid) hnS llicr bts Sees CT.
rcidlt bate. parcn ibre &GnSe nit
Nlumcn aeiiiut.
llntcn an @niicr lab iic Gin Boot
liegen. Sie id)ritt burd oas bobc
8ras binnb. legtc bic 9Iumcn in mas
Boot mo leste lid, bincin. Gic mci.
zen Mrlne in hns ourd,iidytige @oilcr
itredenb. id,outclte lie in ocr, lcid)tcn
SabrScul per9uii9t niif uno nie0er.
Sn srobsr Gle fam Gin Grcbs unicr
chem Stcin berpor unb madItc lid,
bopon. Writ ciem SenfScr bcs @obI.
bebagens oifnete Gle bas mitacbrodp
ie Bud. las aber nid)t. Statt briicn
lebute iie iih 5uriit nno pcriolgte
nit Den 9liden Elm G%idlbornd)en. bas
bon 3,pei9 Su 3lpeig biipitc.
: .@ie id,on es bier iiberaq it,"
oadte lie. lin bieie 3eit mad)t ppIl
Grcte ToiIctte uno Man,n itfbt oils
beipmbernoe 3alid,nuerin baneben.
limb aonrao? Mun. Der 1T mnbr.
idFinaid Sabei. irsenb cincm moeNn
Mood,en ben Sol 5u mad,en."
Nlos!id, murbcn bieStrGudrr aus
einnno,r geidlasen. uruo ciu bod, ee-
padNener lnnger Wsann nit einem
Naar &uSeritangen iibcr Den Sd,ul.
tern ltanO Dor ibr. Gle itarrte ibn
entiest an:
.8cnrao!" rief lie aus.
.Glie!"
.0arf man fraeen, ipober Sic
fcmmen. Serr Steiien2- iraate Gle
faIt. obs iie iid pen ibrer llebcrra.
idnng Gin lpeni9 erbolt pate.
sd mar gerabe i'm 9eariif. Die.
ielbe JfaNe an Sic 81 ridten." err
fpi0rrte er abgemciien. SD baGs mid,
bier eng. mitthet."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-10-01
Abenhlteh.
Wen abeline GIiiabett Mpbn. -

9ne auf Sen beiBeu Sag Die Iiib!e Wabt
Sm Suntel leudtet ipeiber 2ilim Rradt.
gom Sederl5aun perlprlie 9iifte ipeben:
&omn,. eu biit miibe. bu iouit idlafen
scbenl
aonul. bu bit miibl 60 iiB tpiro ieii,
Der Sdlaf, '
&ic Der bes 8inbes. bas teiu Irs nod
trdf.
unb pie auf Sdapiueen. Die iih idiisenb
Asi+. breiter,
&irb beine GceIe in bas Sraumlanb
gleiten.
Ser 9drm 5eriicb. Tas Seuer loib i'm
Serb.
&irf ab bic 2ait, Die beinen Gag be-
idlperth.
Dir ipar 10 reide Sdaifens3eit beidies
ben:
Grub aus, rub aus i'm SeierabenSiries
bcul
Rub' ausi Die ELLEN ippgen Icis i'm
@inb,
Go peib, fpie oeiner SeeIe SrGume it1o.
Hui acknowledgement gebn ie iudeno
aus,
urS @ottes gnaeI Iestet iie mad Sausl
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n.
SataIer Nniaas.

II - -Eas fNlH EFet = efanaff1 -
@raf (si. eiyent Hetannten):: .9u
bsnm!. Stit unierer Berheirdtbnng
fIoate r-meiae gIsnphlin irnmer,
oos Bel uns etcine Gdmiliendronjt Cyl.
there. tpies BET ibr au &auie. Sd
idenfte i6r 0Iio 5u ibrem a~eitrigen0Ie.
burtstaee ein fanltleriih ausgetnt.
tetes MIbum, in bas pot jest an die
H~orfommntne IN ur1frtr Gnnrslie
,eiutrosen tperben io!len Nno nun
brennt lie teute slti4 INIT meineri
WeitfneHt alr&!. M.
&sNe ssrs atiie ia's aasiaus be
isrst g. ssaist, ar. 41s, rR.ssIti
u.oreitrass, Hstt 6HasH sonic Sic
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-10-01

~ So ~A~S&
o. v "A Love to Marry a Man Like You. 2PP-2dp.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09

BeOth Harrington has written so7sS
exceptionally clever fiction. More sc-
Gently he has been in the llmelight n
the role OF a politician. Not long $50
he WAS the guest OF Eo:zs Of his
friends at a theatrical supper. IN
speaking TO his nSigh5or st the table
on the subject of marriage, Mr.. Tsrk-
ington said a number o. epigrammi-
cal truths about this important sab
ject. One was:
Before girl marries a man, her
opinion Of him is much the same az
that held by her mother. After the
honeymoon is over, the young lndy
generally comes over to the viewpoint
her father had"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
SPEAKING or RAImNo nArns.
story FOId By A Man who Made A
Ware Grow From A Tail,

story FoId By A Man Who Made A
Mere Grow From A Tail.
They we're discussing the proper
way to bring up rabbits, when the
young man in the white canvas hat
with a light-blue band threw away
his cigarette and remarked dreamily.
Speaking Of raising hairs. when
Was up n Canada last year l heard
Of q hair tsnic that was so marvel
ouB II made me somewhat skeDtisal.
Finally borrowed rome of II to try
on a tame Jack-rabbit that had been
rather out OF sorts ever since bis
tail got chopped OF by accident.
gave him some OF II. and It sure
toned him sp grest-in fact. l rec
koa he's runHinE yet. But he left
the loose piece OF his tail behind
him. and ! says to myself, It's =
poor hsir' tonic that won't grow hair
SO tried some Of It on that chunk
OF tail. We'll. boys. you can believe
me or not. but as sure as my name
lie Bates that stun Ves 80 powerful
that It grew another hare on the tail
In nine and three -afths seconds By
my watch
There was silence for forty-eisht
seconds, and then tho stout mAn in
the pink shirt and the pale-sFeen tie
with purple dots spoke.
That's what you call = hare-rais-
ing tail" he murmured In q sudden
burst Of Inspiration.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
Cause fer RsasstIsn.

''fhe editor OF my paper" declared
the newspaper business manager to a
little coterie OF friends. "is a peculiar
genius. Why, would you believe it..
when he draws his weekly salary he
keeps out only one dollar for sFesa-
Ing money and sends the rest to his
wiie in Indianapolis"
His hsteners-with one exceptions,
who Eat silent and reflective -gayo
vent to loud murmurs OF wonder and
Arbitration.
Nov, It may sound thin" added the
sFeaker, "but it IS true, novo.thelsss !"
"Oh, l don't doubt it az ALI" quick
" reioined the Qulet one. 81 was oHly
wondering what ne does with the COZ
,agi'-l.adlea' Hone Journal
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09

VII. colun,hns w..

In the afternoon in all the schools
Fart Of the time was devoted to the
i;udy Of the life and deeds OF Colum-
buE.
An amusing reply WAS given By one
Of the pupils. A teacher had told lhe
clcss OF tho wonderful voyage OF Co
iurahus and how he insisted on con
tinuing the voyage after tho OF. .er
men were clamoring to return. Then
she asked: "Yho was Columbus %
With the view OF hearing how WsA
they had followed her talk.
cle little hand went up.
We'll, Johnny, who was he?" sSked
the teacher.
Columbus was the gem OF the
ocean"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09

The town OF Vsnccas, in Spain, Is
lmost eatircly built OF meerschaum.
VallecAS has on it's outskirts great
Iuarries OF meerschaum too coarse
or pipe making, and a meerschaum-
quilt town Is the rcsult-an ivory
White town that shines in the Spanish
Iun. In Morocco meerschaum is so
plentiful that they use it, when soft
nd fresh. for soap. It gives a plenti-
:ui and cleansing lGther. Ekdischehr,
n Asia Minor, supplies the worlds
neerschaum. Tsere are 1000 mines,
large and small. and 5000 Kurd
md Persian HlserEchRum miners work
lay and night in them. The meers-
ehaum comes from the earth yellow,
and turns white after ten days bleach
ing In the sun.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
THE PERFUMED BATH
REFRESHING TOJICs EASILT
MADE AT HOME.
The BENEFITS 10 he Derived frsn
Camphor. oaiHesi. MIX and sodA
Baths-Part:cuIar1S Commended
for DeprensingIy Hot wsalhsr.

4 dellcately perfumad bath OF
poftencd water II a tonic that iu
proves the texture OF the skin aud
Improves tha commexion. The ex-
pense Of sach tub need no. neses-
sar;ly be large. and tho refreahment
IRON it Il great ewing to the re ana
tcH OF the nerves.
Camphor bath is the enc - be
commended fer the depresglag J
nrm days of uL.ner. II IL made
from mixture OF an ounce OF enc-
ture OF camphor. half as much tine
ture OF benzoin. and TIVE ounces Of
toilet VnssaT. Such a bath a. this
may be taken in the Rornins. at
night. or. II preferred, in the after
neon. Better effects will be gainsd
II the Immersion Is tahen AZ suck
time az to permit OF ylns down fer
talf an hour OF so afterw1Pd.
A roman who Is fortunate enough
tc sPeud her summer On farm
where milk. is plentiful should nst
sc tte chance to ndulged in milk
baths, for nothing will move au.ck-
y soften an1 whiten the skin than
thih simple wash. A tub not being
always at hand in the country. 1t may
be necessary to use = basis. In
e-ther case the solut Sh Eeed Est be
more than heif milk. AAad the water
should be hot enough to warn
the milk sufficiently to .Aake Il a
com .Jrtablo teGnsratute. No soap
IS used n soap cloth. rather than
oiush should be used In applying il.
A strong tonic 3ath Is made by
mixing a pouhd OF muriate Of sods
with half pot' of sulphatc Of go
Ga and quarter o nound each af
ehlcrides Of iwe Rad magnesis
These ingredients may be put INTO
the tub and water poured on to d.s
stive them. Their the tub most he
hlled iE the LfUsi way. This par.
ierlar TOME should not lie Used OF.
tcner an once HeoI, or its q!
iect upon the skin will be crying.
Net expensive and very denynt
tul Is an oatmeal hatl made by IN :.
ng fie pounds OF any Of the s;ern
'o'ked variety o. Oa meal to n
tound powdered nrris root to
found OF almond meal. and haIf u
round OF CASTLE soap scraped. A
small quantity is then seWed into
eheesecloth bag ard one OF these
may be nFol sevcra tines by tossing
It INTO the bath Tor fifteen minutes
before using.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09

An Ateh!soa girl had proposal Of
marriage Sunday night and asked a
wSsA ~ t6int II ever. Shs Woat "
III Of her married sisters. Oae. who
-sea to ks bsns. had three children.
cid al keT own work and hadn't been
10 the theatre or out riding since she
vas married. Another, whose ,hus-
Wand was = promising young man at
he uns she was married. Was sup
:.ortizE him. A third didn't dare say
-er life Vss her own when her hus-
'Azd was around, and fourth was
liveresd- After visiting them aAd
earring their woes. the heroine of this
little tale went hozle. got pen, ink ald
paDer and wrote an answer to the
FeNng Haa. You may think 1t was
'sfusing hina, bat It wasn't. She said
shs sedid be ready in aoath.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
oettIra Fir. 10 = Wh,I..

A. dead whale, seventy-nVo feet
long, came ashore at Phillips Cove. on
the Maine coast, And large numbers Of
tourists went OF in motor boats to
have 4 good loek At the msnster. Then
The town authorites towed the ear
eass two miles out, and inserting into
Il sticks Of dynamite. set the e3
plosive on What was their sstenish.
nent when the whole animal burst
into flames. fed by the whale oil for
which whales were once so much
hunted before the discovery OF petro-
leum. The DANES shot ten feet high,
and the carcass was several hours in
burning, the beach being lined with
astoniEhed spectators.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09

A strange fact is told by travellers
9ho declare that the Arabs in the de.
eerfs Of Africa have contracted q vio-
lent dialtke to running water, and will
lnly drink from staEnant pools when
on Journeys. This has become SO
much = matter OF habit, that while
the most poisonous-looking water
agrees with them perfectly, pure run
ninT water will in few hours make
them Violently sick. This prejudice
against fresh water is common
amongst the animals of the desert
also, and is frequently acquired by
EursreAa travellers. At first, how-
ever. whea the latter drink Of stag
aant water II produces nausea and
even fever. but when once the system
becomes Injured to it. running water
Affects them in precisely the aamS
vay as It Affects the Arabs.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
Hew 4. FOUND rhsm out.

A shopkseper. the head OF a large
arm. one evening, after business
hears. caused HIS saleswomon to be
assembled before Aim.
There are among you" he said to
them, several individuals whom I
know to be guilty of theft frsEa our
establishment. / have the names OF
every one Of the culprits, but I nsith.
er wish to mention them here nor to
hand them over to the police. Mean
while my firm cannot continue to er.
ploy thieves. and I ask those among
you whom It may concern not to en-.
ter my premises any more after to-
night II yea dare. after this. to put
In an appearance. shall hand you at
once over to a detective. who will be
In the house"
Upon this the girls were allowed 70
50 home, Next morning eighteen Of
bsm did net sems,
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09

In sewing on no1ks. whether used
IN connection with eyes or peets. al
ways spread the hooks. all sizes. be.
fore sewing on; It not only makes
the strain come on different parts OF
the material, but It prevents them
from pushing forward and showing
at the edges OF collars. plackets and
Euch things.
When sewing them ON a bsned lin
Ins the bone can be slipped between
the front curves and the back OF the
hook, after they have all been sewn
on, making It very taut. thus saving
tho labor Of fastening the bone in
the usual way. 1t must. OF course,
be fastened at either end after it is
inserted, otherwise It will come en-
tirely of during the process Of hook
ing the dress.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
row MOUNTAIN SHEEP LEAF.
Ease With Which One of Ths~ RI6s
HimseIf Of DoGs in Pursu1t.

hAhASSh OA 0oSA N II urhDA@-
Soon after we started = black bear
he ran along the foot of q cliff and
past = bunch Of mouatain sheep up
on the cliKs, following one Of them
TO the edge. writes D. C. BeAman in
thS boAVSr foSt. Il vas . blG FGR
AID when he got near the edge Of
the elih he came to bay, aAd for
several minutes stood of one OF the
tox terriers which had kept close
to him. Pretty soon a foxhOuRd got
up on top and Joined tho terrier, and
they both made a charge on the
sheep and It looked pretty bad for
him, ~ we thought, but he did not
seam TO think 30. for he made a side
wise spring straight out from the
edge OF the precipice. apparently six
or eight feet, and then spread his
feet in q sort OF brseins way, and
with his body in a perfectly horizon
tai position and parallel to the face
OF the cliff dropped straight down to
the fost OF the elf.
There Is an old theory that Mount
ain sheep in jumping from q 'clin
light on their horns, but that has
long been exploded. However, many
have supposed that they Jumped
dewA in the ordinary way, anghting
nrst on their froRt feet. This / be-
liSNe is also an error. except Whea
the distance is slight Where the
distance is at all great, now enter
tsin no doubt that they light ON all
their feet at once. and Go squarsly a.
II standing ntiH, Just as this one dad.
The position OF this sheep when Drop
ping was stin legged, bat the in
slant his feet touched the ground
his joints gave way. with increas-
Ing resistance, however, acting a.
springs, until his belly almost toy
ched the Ground. before the force Of
the impast was overcome BY the mus
eular resistance. The philosophy Of
this ia obvious.
The hoofs of the mountain sheep
arc alSo heavily cuGhioned ana are
abOat as elastic as a rubber hall.
There seemed to be no more Jar when
this sheep lit than IL he had descand-
cd but two or three feet. He wns
up and away instantly. and was soon
out Of reach Of the dogs, which
wouldn't think Of making the jump.
short distance to the left OF
where the sheep stood the cliff slop-
ed on so that he could have descend
Cd to the foot OF It easily and without
leap OF more than four or ave feet.
but the dogs could have followed and
thus kept hot after him. This way
down was in plain sight Of the sheep
and be was no doubt perfectly fam
iliar with It and with all the features
OF the clih, as IL was his hone. II
seemed as II the sheep decided that
the only or best way 70 bafne the
dogs was to de something that they
could not do. would not dare TO
assert that such was the case lest
should run up assinst some Of the
naturaiists who claim that wild AMI
mails do not reason.
The dogs were afraid to approach
even a. near the edge Of the eIiff "a
where the sheep stood when he jump-
ed, and wben he had passed ont of
their sight over the edge they seemed
70 think he had taken wing as they
Immediately quit ths chase and eaas
back to us.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
Don't Complain.

Don't kick because you have to but
ton your wife's waist. Be glad your
wife has a waist and doubly glad you
have wife to button a waist for.
Come mems Wives have no waists to
button. Some mems wives waists
have ne buttons on to button. Some
mems wives who have waists with
buttons on to button don't care con-
tinental whether they are buttoned or
not Some men don't have any wives
with buttons on to button any more
.han a rabbit.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
s.d e sad.

A mother, who Was rather foRd oi
ths cheaper ten. tToEtys thirty cent
melodrana, enc afternoon tool; her
young daughter. who Mad grown 10
consider herself above that sort Of
thing.
The daughtor was bored. but q q
mother was greatly interested. AZ
finally, when tbs kcreirs t.d r. mo
q seemingly iEextilesb.s ro.iasa,
broke down snd rc.'ici !c-...'y.
-GotAer, wouldn't cry hore." wiis-
psred the daughter significantly, a.
centing the last word.
Let me alone" replied the ether
hystericslly. "If thing is sad, IT'S
sad; can't cry scco.G'vr to price. =
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
srare tie har,.s.

A cavalry sergeant at a Western
pest haa endured the stupidity os a
recruit for IEany days. One day The
"rcoxis" was thus greeted when ss
hAA violated the EcrEoaAt's orders:
Say, dea't ever como at the hsrR~s
from behind without sPeskin' to
ueEi" exclaimed the sergeant
They'll be kicking in that thick h. ad
OF yoursl Then the FIRST thing ou
know there1l be 4 lot O. lame horses
In Tie squadron"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
oIa.Time Recommcsd,llnr.

"All OF our ancestors" said a phy
iician. were pock marked. and
smallpox was recommendation If
you we're lo0king for work.
What mean is that you coulsn .
get n JOB II you had not had small
pox. No one wanted a servant WIN
was liable at ang II Imeut to De
stricken down with the ioathssnr
disease. "-Henre.
He opened newspaper vo,ums el
l774
"HGnce. help wanted ads read
Ike this:
Wanted 4 man between tvent,
and thirty years of age. to BIZ foot
rlan and under buffer III great
family. He must have had he small
box in the natural way. Also a WON
an. middle aged. to wait upou 3
Young lady Of great fortune ana
fashion. The woman must have had
the smallpox In the natural way
New Orleans T.mes-Dem ocrat.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-07-09
IN A cad WAY
Pstltnt Saw a eight that msds Hin
Doaet 90 Dss.ef. =

FStient- Saw cisht that Made Him
Dogtt to Dse.eh
A doctor came rp to rsuent In an
iEsaas asylum, slapped him ON the
back and said: Well. old man, you're
all right. You can run along and
write your folks that you'll be back
home In two weeks ns good as Hew."
The patie..s. vent OF gsyly to write
his letter, Ho had 1t finished and
sealed, but vixen he was licking the
stamp 1t slipped through his fingers
to tho foor. lighted on the back OF a
coclToach that was passing and STUCK.
The patient hadn't seen the cockroach.
Wat he Gid see wax his escaped post
age stamp Eis-zassins simlsssly
across the floor to the Dashboard, wsf.
sring up over the Dashboard ana fol.
lowing n crooked track up the wall
AID across the ceiling. Is depresss1
silence he tore up the letter that hs
had Just written and dropped sae
pieces on the floor
Two weetsl Not en- your lifsl" he
said Il went be out of Eers u tSEes
years"