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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-10-02
Business Locals.

New line of Misses Skirts. Just re-
ceived ut Engler Co.'S.
Furnished room to rent in IL good To-
cation and suitable for a gentleman. I'm
quire at this Office.
New line Of Ladies' Fall Waists. Just
received ut Engler Co.'S.
For Sale-A latest improved Smith
Premier Typewriter almost new. In
quire at the Henderson Bank.
Save those natnral teeth, thereby -
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tain your facial expression. DR.. Gill
land 1.-THE dentist" Office over the Drug
Store. Elko
House for rent or for sale. Good
location: city water; opposite Com
mercial Hotel. The J. d. Able property.
Inquire on the premises.
DR.. J. W. Chcnoucth, Veterinarian,
of Albany, Mo, will he here about Oct.
St Spaying and Ridgcling Castrat
ing speciality. Anyone Wishing work
done write him at Albany, Missouri, or
leave word with ]. j. Hylton or G. w.
GriswOld
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Christian Science Notice.

October 3rd.
Sunday II o. IN. Subject "Un-
reality" ''
Sunday School 10 a. m.
Testimonial Meeting Wednesday,7:3O
p m. Room 8 Mayors Block. =
A free Reading Room is also open to
the public daily, except Sunday, from 2
to p. m. &C.,.
All are cordially invited to attend
these services ...
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Warning

All persons are hereby warned not to
fish or hunt on my premises on Smith
Creek under penalty of prosecution to
the full extent of the law.
r. G.. BELLINGER.
Elko Nevada, August 10. 1909.
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WARNING

All persons are hereby warned not to
fish, hunt or trespass upon either of
my ranches, above and below Carlin,
under penalty of prosecution to the
limit
THOS: GRIFFIN,
Carlin, Nevada May 4. 1909
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SA.L!!..MAGUN.DI


Constable Happier brought Sheriff
Clark apother boarder this morning.
Miss -4srling is now ready to take a
limited number of piano pupils.
Mrs. William Stinson left.for Oakland
this afternoon to visit her mother, Mrs.
Lang.
Miss Grace Bacon and Miss Beulah
Bradley returned from Salt Lake last
hight.
The receipts of the state land Office
Or the month of September were &S7,-
S7.12: ... ..- .
Note the change Of evening service at
he Presbyterian church, 700 instead of
go, October to April 1.
Miss Beulah Greathouse will be op.
rated upon tomorrow at the Redwood
pspital for appendicitis.
DR.. E. R. Buckley of Flat River,
issouri. was elected president Of the
merican Mining congress yesterday.
!. q.
George M. Clayton, one of Elko
unty's heaviest and best citizens. is
town today. He says there is
thing out of the usual run in his
;tiCn.
The Nevada Press Company of Car
has consolidated its job plant with
Gazette's at Reno. Carson loses
of its principal industries by the
oscillation.
here are now 226 patients in the
Vada State insane asylum, the larg-
number in the history of the in
ution, and, an, increase of ID since
Gibson took charge.
n airship flight for Phoebe, which is
ected to attract to the camp as
by as did the Gans-Nelson fight to
lfeld, is suggested by New York
ferage house, which is interested in
ging the resources of Phoebe to the
htion of the public.
r. and Mrs. John Henderson and
Margery returned from their
Ern trip on No. 5 this morning.
says they had splendid time. and
a great many people and among
was President Taft. On their
home, they stopped at Denver,
Lake and other places and took in
lights.
k.ihuGlsd and sixty Novadan.
= ~ Goldfield Thursday night and
pized state branch of the Ameri-
timing Congress with the following
IS: Hugh Brown, of Tonopah,
Pent; Captain George Thatcher,
Fice president; Bert Smith, second
president Richard Riepe, Ely,
vice-president: J. H. Givens,
Feld, secretary and treasurer:
J. Smith of Reno, Mayor Britt of
- Attorney George Kepner of Reno,
|mbers of the board of directors.
. master Doughty and his assist
... altered up Uncle Sans property
1885, renoon and had it carried across
rect to the new Mayer building.
Pw Office is one of the best equip
the state and aside from it's
m the most convenient. Our
however, will soon become &C
led to the new location and be
the change. The mail from No.
distributed from the new Office
ernoon. There will doubtless be
., Confusion at. first but in q few
~. Terything will be running like
80. york. 2%''
Percival s. smithe and family
) & 20. this afternoon for their
me in Reno, where Mr.. Smithe
Fe charge of the Sunday school
the Episcopal church. We re-
ose Mr.. Smith and his family,
loss is Reno's gain. The change
decided advance for Mr..
9TH in salary and in his rank in
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Electric FlatIrons Universal.

The first application Of electric heat.
ing FOR, household use was the electric
fatiron. Now there are hundreds of
thousands Of electric fIatirons in use
in private homes and la'-H"'cs.
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|nse Wealth Hidden Away.

accumulated boards of
Pcked up in strong iron boxes
ted, amounts to $1,50O,00O. 900
vast sum is being augmented
to the amount or s55,00O,.
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S, PauI's Church.

October 3rd.
Sunday School, 1890.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
Woman,

Woman, the gentlest of all creatures,
Is apt to become masterful and even
tyrannical, this because she is crea-
ture in whose composition emotion
dominates, aud emotion when highly
stimulated becomes passion, and pas
sion spurns all reasonable Limitation
and becomes tyrannical. Besides, there
are women with more than ordinary
firm will and persistent purpose. These
when winged by the passion which Is
natural to the sex become intolerant,
masterful and more tyrannical than
men. Qualification to the intense ac-
ton Of the impassioned soul Is treach-
cry, and contradiction is treason. Like
stormy wind, they will have their
sweep and ignore all contraries. And
from this predominance OF the emo
tional element 1t seems plain that,
though woman may try many things
and succeed In most, she Is, with her
normal outfit. materially incapacitated
from being a statesman or a Judge
Daybook Of John Stuart Blackie.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
The starboard liaht.

"Twlce day for week have been
harussed by doubt as to how far
man should go in correcting the glar-
ing mistakes of strangers" said the
man who enjoys looking In shop win
dows. "There is an art store down
town where the present window col
lection includes the picture of ship.
1t Is elaborately framed and has Il
lighthouse carved on the wooden strip
at one side, but the artist should never
have tried marine work. for he has got
the red side light of that vessel on the
starboard side. Two or three times
I've been on the point Of going into
the store and asking the proprietor
either to remove that picture or put a
patch of green paint over that red, and
each time my nerve has failed me.
'T am half hoping that the false side
light will cause collision in that win
dow which will smash the picture, and
then my anxiety will be relieved
New York Post.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
He Was Under Oath.

The late Professor Rowland OF Johns
Hopkins university was the most eini.
nent physicist since the days of Joseph
Henry. Among his notable achieve
ments in the realm of pure science was
the calculation of the mechanical
equivalent OF heat and the use of graf
ings In spectrum analysis, for which
purpose he devised machine that
could cut 10000 lines to the inch on a
plate of polished metal. In the prac-
tical application of his knowledge he
was noted as the inventor Of the multi
plex telegraph apparatus.
Some years ago, testifying In case
Involving the Cataract Power COM
pany. in answer TO a question on cross
examination as to who, In his opinion,
was the greatest American scientist
he replied, 81 am"
After leaving the courtroom one OF
the lawyers ventured to criticise this
answer for its effect upon the jury
whereupon Rowland exclaimed:
"Well, what else conld say? Wasn''
I under oathT-New York Globe.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
The Sacred Goose.

In Egypt the goose was the emblem
of Seb, father to Osiris. A precious
figure of 1t IL extant inscribed "The
Good Goose Greatly Beloved" 1t was
the national flag Of Burma and or
Kandy, Ceylon. Wherever Buddhism
rules the goose is venerated. There
fore 1t is leading motif In the art OF
Japan and symbol of peace and hap
piness In China. Figures Of geese are
as indispensable ut Chinese wedding
as Is bride cake with us. In both
countries, as also I'm Burma and Siam,
weights are made In the shape OF a
goose as a token of good faith, though
the connection is not obvious. But In
ancient Egypt the same custom ruled,
and Layard found goose weights
among his first discoveries at Nineveh.
A row OF gigantic geese surrounds the
great Buddhist temple at Anajapoora.
The devout cherish fond fancy that
all geese perform an aerial pilgrimage
TO the holiest OF lakes In the Hima'
layas every year, transporting the sins
of the neighborhood, returning with a
new stock of inspiration for the en-
couragement Of local piety.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15


A we'll known actor was leaving q
small Illinois town, near which he had
spent the summer, for Chicago to at
tend rehearsals. The actor was driven
up to the rural railroad station and de-
posted on the platform, together with
his two trunks. AS the train was about
to start he approached "A stranger near
by and said:
"Are you going to Chicago on this
train?"
81 am"
"Have you any baggage" y :
mo"
"Well. friend, you can do me favor
and 1t won't cost you cent. I've got
two good sized trunks here, and they
always make me pay excess for one.
You can get one checked on your ticket
and save me some money"
"Yes. but haven't any ticket"
"But you just said you were going
ON this train"
$50 am. I'm the conductor"
The actor paid the excess. as usual.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
At the Min,.reIs.

"What," asked Mistah Bones Of Mis-
tab Tambo at the conclusion of the
Justly celebrated silver sand clog dance
by Professor Slinghele-"what am de
diffunce atween red headed brake
man dat gifts often freight train an
lets It run In on de sidin' at small
town at midnight an man dat has a
whole lot o. work TO do an keeps git
tin somebody else ter do 1t because he
loafs all de timer
"IIow datT asked Mistah Tambo,
nervously strummlng his tambourine.
Mistah Bones repeated his conun-
drum, and Mr.. Tambo Immediately
said:
"What am de diffunce, anywayT
"One am a-workin' de switch an de
uddah am a-switchin' de work." ex-
plained Mistah Bones.
Before the applause had subsidized
Mr.. Squeekin de Throte, the celebrated
contra tenor, stepped to the footlights
and began the rendition of the pa
thetic ballad, at Would Have Been
All the Same Today IL You Hadn't
Done What You Did."-St. Paul Pio
neer-Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
SS33S>GEGGE

The Family theatre stock company
demonstrated its versatility ana
adaptiyeness In the presentation OF
a roaringly funny little comedy
sketch entitled "The Best Man"
Monday. The lines are from the
pen of Walter N. Dbel, stage man
ager and general utility man in the
company, and each individual mem
ber worked with View 10 justify
the lines. Mr.. Ebel loomed forth
on this occasion in q light comedy
lead, and the dash and go of the
playlet was directly due to the spirit
he infused into the part. Others OF
the cast simply were compelled to
keep the pace or be left everlasting
ly In the lurch. That they were
entirely equal TO the demand was
evinced In the character or Med
IL. S. Vail the best man, who was
always willing to fix things up
but seldom succeeded In the right
direction, an English maid (Bessie
Fairfax) and a tolored man OF all
work (John HibbetD who are the
complicatlng forces with q vim and
vigor. A clever little actress (Hilda
IIlldreth) adde's to the general con-
fusion which Is finally brought TO O
happy climax by n complete confes-
sion on the part of the culprit and
the usual forgiving note on the part
of the uncle, (Mr. Bender) when
the lines and situations become
trlfle more familiar. the at will be-
one OF the best In the comedy line
seem In the theatre for many moons
G. IL. Hasty, the rube comedian
doesn't have to say a word, his per
sonallty Is his passport 10 the title
He gave some very applicable gar
concerning street cars and bhei'
schedules which struck n responsive
chord in many folks accustomed u
the mad dash OF our street raiiwa!
system. That 1t was appreciated
was evident by tie big hand ac
corded the funmaker.
Mile. Blanchard and company
presented Juggling act.
The illustrated song was partic
ularly happy in sentiment and giVe'
creditasJly by Miss Babcoek, whii
the motion photos with Their accom-,
nanyine lecture by Walter N. Ebe
yiyidily portrayed the indomitapl'
spirit and nature nobility OF IN
true American aristocracy, the IN
dian. 90 t.4Y fph
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15

high ms a fence. Inar setueu zaDeu.
He wanted Prudence, but he didn't
want dancing dervish. More cold
ness, more strained relations. 1t was Il
full year before old Mrs. Snyder was
proved liar, and 1t took three months
longer to make up and set another
date. Things had run smoothly TO
within a fortnight Of the date when a
tin peddler came along and bought a
sheepskln of Zabed and then told him
that Prudence Smith was deaf In the
right ear, nearsighted in both eyes and
would Ire tongue tied before she was
two years older. Iabed hadn't noticed
the deafness or blindness, but he be-
lIeved in tin peddlers and at once grew
frigid. Result, another year lost.
Fate was still In the game, however
and when everybody, including the
two principals, had made up theh
minds that there would be no marriage
she came loafing around to do hei
duty. Farmer Smith and his daughter
were In the village one day buying
calico and brown sugar when Zabec
| w DtdlNbs it' h"' co. ~ ~
for hickory shirting. The lovers wer,
brought face to face, but they didn'
speak. They thought Of frogs and 81
Vitus' dapce and six toed feet arc
were turning away when Fable
Smith reached out one hand for =,
daughter and the other for Zabed All
| said:
"say, are you two gol burned idiotsT
"Umw replied Prudence.
"Umw replied Zabed.
"If you wasn't you'd come alon
with me to the preacher and git mar
ried and hev this tarnashun thing sci
tied to once and fur good and all"
Prudence looked at Tabed.
Zabed looked at Prudence.
Then they smiled and edged up neal
er each otter. and an hour later the
were man and wife.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
Unclaimed Letters

Following Is the list OF unclaimed
letters remaining in the postoffice
In Marion, June 10, 1909:
James T. Black, Granville Burton,
Henry Behner, Clint Brunner, G. s !.
Collins, Harry G.. Coe, j. p. Camp
bell & Son, Walter b. Fawlkes, Sol
omon Fling, Geo. Troft, C.. r..
Johnston, II. Jackson, Oliver Justh, @,
VIM. l.. Jackson, Harry Rensey, 3
10. Kupler, Charles Keepler, Charles
Kendall, b. II. Laynard, Jno. f.
Mccarthy j. w. McIeland,' j. r.
Parker, C.. Il. Payton, Dan Rerrden
John RoriclS, Clell Drewaker G.. A.
Woodruff, Geo. Warner, Phil Wal
lack, Miss Effie Bartlow, Miss Goldie
Carpenter. Mrs. j. A. Ellery, Miss
Jucie lcastis. Mrs. Eta Hineman
Mrs. Kathrine Huber, Mrs. King
Miss Elinor Middleton, Mrs. J. C.
Mullen, Mrs. Peter Alawin, Mrs
A. Rojnoski care of /. Burris,- Mrs
Sarah Stose, Mrs. "A. Sidney Stella
Miss Rule Gennant, Miss Thelmi
Werner. Mrs. M. winston.
Firms; Times. The Conhling Au
| tomato Cultivation Co., Il. o. g.
lIasy Washing Machine Co.
Foreign: Vincenzo ISanpilippo by
Guisippe, Ludovico Sciortino, Bend
| Salvatore.
NJ. b. DICKERSON, p. M
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
A Deliberate Native.

In a certain section of the country,
where the natives take life easy, a
young man and his sister were one day
sitting on the porch when a funeral
passed. The boy, who was whiting
In chair tilted comfortably back
against the side of the house on Its
hind legs, remarked:
81 reckon OF man Johnson's got
about the biggest funeral that's ever
been held around hyear."
"a purity good sized one, Is itr
questioned the sister.
"You betcherv' the boy answered.
II would like to see It," replied thu
girl. "What a pity l amt facin' tina
wayv
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
An Awful Liar.

Sir Archibald Geikie, the dlstin.
gulshed geologist, tells a good story Ia
his capital book of Scottish Remlnls-
cences." 81 was quite sure you had
been In our neighborhood," friend
said to Sir Archibald. IL met the old
farmer of g., who had a strange tale
to tell me- bod, Mr.. Caithcart,' he be-
gan, Il ran across the queerest body
the ither day. AS was coming by the
head of the cleugh thocht l heard a
wheen tinkeU quarrelin', but whan |
lookit doom there was ae wee stoot
man. Whiles he was chappin' the
rocks wi a hammer, whiles he was
writin' In a book. whiles fechtin' WI
the thorns and misca'ln them for a.
that was bad. When he cam up frae
the burn, him and me had large con-
fab. bod, he tellt me a aboot the
stanes and hoo they showed that Scot
land was ance like Greenland, smoored
In ice. A very enterteenin' body, Mr..
Caithcart, but-an awfu', awfu leear."
London Tit-Bits.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
A Change Of Tune.

Mamma, I'm tired of going to
school"
"What's the matter, Wlllle"
"rhe teacher
"Now, don't you say word against
your teacher, Willie. I've no doubt
you annoy her dreadfully, and she
seems like very nice sort Of person"
"Well, she said this mornin' that she
didn't think | had much of bringin'
up ut home, an -
wait! Did she say. thatH Well, OF
all the coarse impudence! You shant
go back there another day."
Exit Willie, grinning. - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15

Mrs Jonn Rutherford.
DR.. .Iackcon made a business trip to
Martel Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs Lloyd Deistch OF
Shanck visited at the home of Jas.
lAnnick Thursday and Friday.
Bob Hershnere was calling on
friends here last Sunday.
Glene Burton WAS at Marion Mon.
Mrs. Himas Fate visited with Mrs
day.
] Il Bending on Friday.
Mr.. Geo. Armick visited on Friday
with his brother, Mr.. James Armick
Clifford Crock was in town Satur
day.
Ed. Maloney was in town Mon
day
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
l.MARTEL.

Martel, June H-Mrs DaVio spA
was capihg{pn friends here 'a'''
day.
Mrs. Marshall MoKinstry OF Ma
rion visited her mother, Mrs. Ellen
Crissinger on Monday.
Miss Minnie Rosin visited over
Sunday with her parents.
orpha Brownlee, OF Marion, VS.
tied at her brothers, Emerson Browh-
lee south OF town this week.
MFRS. James ShaTock entertained
the Ladies' Aid soaiety OF the NJ. H.
church last Wednesday.
M. p. Gallelier was at Gallon sat
urday.
Miss Ada Rutherford visited at
Climax over Sunday.
Clara Heilmam returned from a
pleasant visit with her sister Mrs
stone at Delaware.
Kenesel Wef and Jane Kerr Wis
tied at John Sulsers OF Powell over
Sunday.
MIR and Mrs. Lewis WinbIgler re
turned to their home at Gallon SAT
urday evening.
Gaines Kitelinger and family visited
at the home OF j. E. BENDING Mon
day.
Gem McCinne returned from
visit with his sister, Mrs. Phiiil
Bristley OF Marion.
Miss Sueella Early went TO Irwil
Auldo. south OF Caledonia to visit 10
few days on Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clem Apt OF Caana'
spent Thursday at the home 0
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
Tn. Feminine Paradox.

Tho nneducated woman has often
the quickest perception, the finest tact,
the most vivid sensibility. She VIII
feel without speaking; she understands
your inmost thoughts; she knows with
out being told. : London Black and
White,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
A Nice Weddine Present.

A reproduction of a picture called
"rhe Coming Storm" was advertised
for sale In Berlin shop window, and
under the title there were the words
In large type, Suitable for wedding
present"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
Partly So.

Confess" he Numbered, "you are
another'sw
She shlvered.
Partially" she faltered. "This hair"
she pressed her hand to her brow
"and the upper teeth l wear are Dor,
rowed; the rest-yours."
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
The State and the individual.

The state may make 1t easy for
man to acquire a small holding but II
cannot give the man the energy, the
industry, which are necessary II the
boon is to be an abiding blessing TO
him. The state may help men over
bad times, but 1t cannot give men the
moral character which enables those
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
A Good Reason.

"Pa's a great admirer of the secret
ballot system"
"Why?"
Because 1t affords him great
chance TO say afterward that he voted
for nil the wlnners."-Judge.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
1T TAKES TOO LONG TO MAKE PANCAKES.

says when he gets back to the blk
cry with unsold bread instead of
money
Everybody blames the bread man,
and he has to stand for it all. Put
yourself in his place and ask your
self, is il fair1
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15

bakery shortly after midnight with
200 or more loaves in his one
horse wagon He has many stops to
make, each necessitating getting out
OF the wagon and carrying the loaves
to bread box. which IN wintry
weather is often difficult to open.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15

who possess it by their energy, de-
termination, industry. to place them
selves beyond the reach of temporary
disaster.-London Strand Magazine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
Out OF Port.

Old Timer-Thc worst experience
ever had was when we ran out OF port
IN a gale OF wind The Amateur--Gra-
cious! ] thought sailors always drank
rum.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15

and egg. And, besides, it is getting
late. The boys are afraid of getting
docked, the girls are afraid of losing
their jobs. the good wife's brow is
beginning to pucker, and as you are
rot in best of condition to argue you
bolt the scraps and hurry away. ven
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
a Coincidence.

"Pm afraid. George" said his fancee.
"that you are going from bad to
worse"
"Qulte coincidence" muticred
George. "Thuts what Clara sail when
/ threw her over for YOU"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15

One pound of learning requires ten
pounds OF common sense to apply IT,
Persian Proverb.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
THE POOR BREAD MAN;
is HE REALLY TO BLAME?

the life Of them see why the grocery
man takes bread from such bread
man. Neither you, they, nor the gro
cery man know anything of the
misfortunate runaway which has
caused the condemnable delay. The
grocery man. however, suspects ac-
cident of some kind. But, excuses
CT surmises are not what early lady
customers want. Their remarks are
sufficient proof.
What are you going to eat for
breakfast
1t takes too long to make hot
biscuits. Crackers only aggravate
that dry taste in the mouth. Pan
cakes are too much trouble to make
The boys don't like French toast
even though it be dipped in batter
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-06-15
v r HAT early bird of labo
M catches the most blame !
w Why, the bread man,
OF coursel

d When his horse runs
away and the load of bread is split,
when the good wife or mother comes
back from the grocery with the i'm
formation that there is no fresh
bread to be had; when YOU have to
eat stale scraps, crackers, French
Z toast" or do without-then you be-
gin to appreciate the enormity of the
bread mans crime in failing to de-
liver his loaves.
The grocery man has already had
numerous pieces of mind delivered
70 him by his early contingent OF
Y female customers. who cannot for