New-York tribune., 1909-04-29
THE TALK or THE DAY.

-rha rcr,ar house Of the Wisconsin Legislature has
ra.sed bill designed to prevent forcing from e
confidential stenogTapher any information ne or she
may have obtained from an employer Inc Dill
provides that all conversations between an en-
rloyer and his stenographer shall have the same
Io,,r over,ntjon as the communications between
rsrishioDer and the priest whom ne confesses'
LAWYER and g client or a physician and patient
Mrs Sharp-So you told Mr.; Jones you wished
YOU were single more. did you? ~ 49,,
Sharp with quick witl-Only that l i msnt hare ar
the happiness Of marrying you over again oar
ling.-Bost0n Transcript
F,x-President Castro is receiving much attention
AT the hands OF the Paris press IN the form Of
ecdotes all Of which aim TO make him ridiculous
Many Of the stories are palpably imaginary. Among
those published in Figaro" the following under
rho bend ..Ex-IAbris Castro" has been widely cir
,,,Joted. THE Venezuelan wanted library for his
villa and bought one. To house It he had great
room on the ground floor fitted with shelves and
gave orders that the big books be placed In rows
on the lower shelves the medium sized books over
these and the small ones nigh up The cabinet
work was finished and the books were unpacked,
rrbep If was discovered that the big books were
too tall for the shelves. Did Castro call In his
carpenters to rearrange the woodwork? No-not
he He simply the books OF to Mt. and there
they are
He was making his arrangements 10 spend the
summer at a farmhouse. What have you IN the
Wav OF scenery he asked. There's nothn' in
the way hut couple o mountains replied me me
scenerg. clear to the county seat -Phiiadeiphia
Record
Professor of Archaeology and Director OF the
Scheswig- folsten Museum Of Antiquities at kiel
is the full title of Johanna Mest0rf who celebraed
her cightieth birthday April Il. In referring to
the anniversary. in which literary and scientific
circles Of Germany interested biogra pher
SAWS: ..F'riiulein Mestorf born at Bramstedt,
Holstein and never married. Mythology and
archaeology were her favorite studies from early
vouth and her first great work the transla-
tion Of the Sw edish archaeological literature into
German In 1891 she succeeded Professor Dankel-
mann in the place which she occupies"
so your boy Josh is workin' up TO town"
YEP answered Farmer Corntossel
Ever go up To him.
attend on days the home team played it wouldn't
do fur any Of his relatives to show mp alive
Washington star
Professor Trevor Kincaid. OF Boston. is
his way to Russia to collect parasites for the
gvpsy and brown-tail moths. Speaking of his
plans after visiting the infested sections
Boston he said: In the past the shipments OF
parasites which have come here from Russia have
been in poor condition. having been delayed
the trip owing to the red tape OF the government.
one of the purposes of my trip Russia will be
to see if cannot have put into operation the
same system of shipments used in
sending parasites from Japan. We know there
are three principal parasites in Russia that
want and Il great many more that we may find
useful in our work here. expect to remain In
Russia until the middle of July, and then to go to
Japan for further work there for a time"
People praise my work" 7ad the artist boast
aAnd they laugh at mine, ..reioined the sad
faced party. but don't mind
I'm professional hunorist." replied the other
Chicago News