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The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

With a disordered condition of the kid neys. some backache and irregular pass ages of secretions. At times I was obliged to get up out of bed at night. and the urine was unnatural in appearance. On the advice of a friend I
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

Hsnlins Wizard Oil is over fifty years ,ld and ike an old friend. it can be de nended upon just as surely as the family doctor who may be miles away.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
liteI.

T see that royal blood has been dts covered in an old American family"
 Don't believe it. Some gossip h always making slam at our old fam lilies. s."-Philadelphia Public Ledger
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
SWIFTLY PUT.

Myrtlc-And yon never tire of push ing my board walk chair?
 Jerome-No. indeed. On the con trary, l feel like l am carrying every thing before me.
 Myrtle-Why. l am not everything. Jerome-But you are everything to me
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

Country husbands are better trained than town husbands. Ever see town husband carry baby on the street?
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
sold ny all DrugRlsts, f5c-
 Tale Hells Family Pills for constipation.

Old Poets Knew of Automobile. "The old poets knew about the auto. mobile"
 How. now?"
 'Maeaulay speaks of Lars Porsena and his ivory car"
 "Well?"
 And Poe cites an instance of the air growing denser. Evidently an auto had just passed"
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
For Colds and oripp-capudlne

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds |, Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches also. It's Liquid-Enects immediately-i0 z5 and 60c at Drug Stores.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
If Your Ewes Bother You

yet box of PETTIT's EYE SALVE, old reliable, most successful eye remed ' made. All druggSts or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N Y.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
wUy sUrFER FROM A CO

Palm tree prosperity does not de. nsnd upon weather or climate.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
The Aid of Fashion.

Era-What would you do if you ac' tuaIly found man under your bed?
 Stella-Td drop my hat on him.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
STATE or ono CITY OF TOLEDO,
 rrfAa GouNTy ss.

' FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he M senioi partner Of the 1rn Of F. J. CHENEY X Co. doing business in the City oi Toledo. County and state aforesaid and that sad aTm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRER DOLLARS for each and every case Of CtTARRH that cannot be cured by the of HALLS CATARBH CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before and subscribed in my presence. this 9th day of December. A. b. 1886.
 A. ". GLEASON. ~ NOTARY PUBLIC Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. Send for testimonials free.
 F j. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. O Bold hv n Drugpists
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

Dr. P1sfse's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invis- crate stomach. liver and bowels Sugar-ooatsd tiny granules Easy to take as candy.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

The devilish thing about worry fl ,ha, if never counts on Gods help.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

No man can pray right while he lives wrong
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

wheH A few drops or ferry LAWS fainkiiief 6LeA
 n,siy Tn same hot water milk will prevent iti Ea 5~pp psc nd bec eotslea Al all dealorA
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01
A GREAT ANNOYANCE.
Kidney Disease Shows Many Painful
 and Unpleasant Symptoms.

George S Crnwell, 11os Broadway, Helena, Mont, says: T was troubled
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

The spiritualistic medium finds no hidden treasure except In the pockets of the credulous living.
The Forrest City times., 1909-10-01

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup. For children teethtnR, softens the gurus reduces in fanmaton, ailays pain, wind coic. aso bottle
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
4 TRIBUTE.

At q meeting q Richmond Typo
graphical Union. No. sol. held August
I. the following resolutions were
adopted:
Whereas. the guiding hand a our
Heavily Father, who rules the uni
verse with . definite plan. has taken
from our ranks our esteemed fellow
craftsman. Joshua Hunt. after . long
and active life, and
Whereas 1t IL our hope and belief
that He who doeth all things well. took
our brother from Us to reward him for
his many virtues. therefore be It
Resolved that In the death Of Joshua
Hunt. Richmond typographical Union.
No. Sol, has lost the services of an
honored and emcient member who was
q wise counsellor in the direction Of
its affairs, and one who stood for just
ice to all. His family suffers the loss
OF a devoted father. the printing craft
a superior workman. the state an ex-
emplary citizen. Be 1t further
Resolved that copy of these resolu-
tions be sent to the members of his
family. a copy sent to the Typograpa-
ical Journal and the local newspapers
and that our charter be draped IN
mourning for q period Of thirty days.
]. A. HALL
FRANK SPEKENHIER,
JOHN GRANT,
Committee.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
HURT IN ACCIDENT
Cambridge City Man Falls
Down Mountain Side
In Automobile.
WAS NOT BADLY INJURED

Cambridge City, Ind. Aug. BIOS
ton papers of last Thursday contained
an account of a strange automobile
accident in which five persons mar
rowly escaped death or serious injury.
Charles Ault, formerly of this place,
travelling salesman for the Lunn,
Sweet Shoe company. was member
of the party In company with his
employer, A. ]. Sweet, and other trav-
cling statesmen, he was making trip
through the Green and White noun
tains. enroute from Boston to the fac
tory in Auburn, Me-. when without
warning, the center of the road caved
in and the automobile in which they
were travelling and its occupants were
percipitated over a 80 foot embank-
ment. The machine turned turtle. roll
ing over and over. finally landing un-
der a culvert. The occupants chung to
the car. and although the automobile
was smashed. the men received moth
ing but sprains and minor bruises.
Their plight was discovered by a pass
ing farmer, who took them to a nearby
city, in big wagon. At last reports
all were resting comfortably.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
THE THEATER
earnum q Bailey clreus.

Clowns are one of the reasons of
the unusual success this season Of the
Barnum and Bailey Greatest Show on
Earth. There are sixty Of them. pick
ed from the talent of the world, each
with original methods Of creating
laughter. From the grand entry to
the hippodrome races the performance
abounds in merry capers, the most
amusing of stunts and grotesque pam
tomimes.
All great clown acts have originated
with this circus. This seasons per
Torrance has more than its usual num-
Der Of novelties Of the laugh-provoking
kind. The great performance IL pune
tuated with hilariously amusing antics
and one laugh follows another through
out the entire afternoon. individual
hits are made by clowns from Eng
land, France, Germany. Spain and
America Groups of testers and fools
fill the arena, buriesquing public
events, taking off national characters
and enacting little pantomimes and
travesties that keep the audience In
constant merriment.
Those who live to laugh will find
the performance rich in amusement.
Ancient tricks and time-worn devices
still in vogue with inferior shows have
been discarded by these up-to-date
clowns and the result Is refreshing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
FUNERAL Was HELD.
Mrs. Emma knauf Of Milton,
Laid to Rest With Beau
tifuI Ceremony.
MANY FLORAL OFFERINGS

Milton, Ind. Aug. 2.-The funeral
services of the late Mrs. Emma Knauf
were conducted at the family resi-
dence, Saturday afternoon, in the
presence of many friends and rela-
tives The Rev. Mr.. Pinnick, of the
NJ. e. church officiated. His sermon
subject was Where is the Place Of
My Rest" He spoke personally of
the deceased and of the many good
deeds she had done.
The music for the occasion was
furnished by Mesdames L. NJ Gentle,
Will Daniels. J. A. Brown. Messrs. j.
A. Brown and Albert Newman. of the
NJ. E. church choir. There were three
numbers, Nearer MY God to Thee, "
Asleep in Jesus" and Abide With
Me-" At the close of the Rev. Mr..
Pinnick's remarks. the Cambridge
City Relief Corps took charge and per-
formed their beautiful ritualistic cere-
monies, in memory Of their deceased
president. The services were closed
by the Rev. Mr.. Hawley, of the Pres
byterian church, at Cambridge City,
and member Of the G. A. r. at Cam
bridge City. The burial was at the
Westside cemetery.
Among the many beautiful flowers
were wreath by the young ladies Of
the Overall factory, at Cambridge City
in honor OF the daughter. Amelia. q
bouquet by the Home club. at Milton,
Anchor of Hope, by the d. of R.. at
Milton, spray, gladiolia, Woman's Re-
lief Corps, spray Of cream roses, fam
lily, spray of cream roses and smilax.
Mrs. L. NJ. Gentle and Sunday school
class, NJ. E. school of which the
daughter. Amelia is member. 9th
ers who contributed flowers were,
Mrs. w. A. Bragg, Miss Marie Hof-
man. Mrs. Peat. of Cambridge City,
Mrs. Martha Lee. Mrs. Amanda Need
ham, Mrs. st. Clair and daughters,
Mrs. w. H. Miller. Miss Lenna Richie.
Cambridge City, Mrs. L. E. Ward and
daughters, Misses Stella and Effie
Hubbell. Mrs. Thos. Doddy, Mrs. Geo.
Murley, Mrs. Andrew Fink, of Con-
nersville, Miss Hannah Martin. Cam
bridge City and many others. The pail
bearers were David Nugent, Willard
TenEycke, M. v. Brown, William
Passmore, Joseph Clevenger and VIII
lard Williams.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
THE NoBLEsT DEED.

How Wise Father Awarded the Jewel
ef csmmsndatisn.
A man, feeling that the end Of his
life was near, called his three sons to
him and showed them q precious jew
el. He told them II would be given to
the one who should perform the no
blest act.
Shortly after the oldest boy came to
his father and said:
Father, q person intrusted me with
a large sum Of money. gave him NO
receipt for 1t, and I might have kept
1t all, but when he claimed It I re-
turned It, refusing . reward"
yours was but an act Of Justice"
remarked the father
The second son said:
IT was walking beside q lake when
heard the screams Of . child. At the
risk Of drowning, jumped into the
cold water and brought the child safe
~ back to its mother"
"Yours was but an act OF human
kindness" said the father. what did
you do, sonT' he said, turning to the
youngest.
zone dark night I found my mortal
enemy asleep on the edge of q preci-
pice. The slightest move on waking
would have plunged him dswn to his
death. took care to raise him with
proper caution and led him to q place
of safety"
my dearest sen." satl the father,
embracing him. ''the jewel n yours -
-PhilaAelphia Ledger.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
WILLIE AND DIVER.

How . Dog Repaid HE Little Master
For . Tin,siy Service.
Willie was 4 very little child and
lived near . mill. One day he saw q
big cruel boy come along and throw q
little psppy into the mill pond and
then run away. Willie csied out: "Oh,
papa. papa. do cone here"
what = the mattee1' aid his papa.
"Oh. papa! I wasn't the little deGEie!
Please get ham for me. He win Be
drowned!"
His papa took long pole and put II
under the puppy's neck and pulled II
out Of the watsr- and gave 1t to Willie.
He was very happy with his dog.
which by next year grew to be big.
strong. shaggy fellow and was named
Diver. He used to 90 with Willie
everywhere the boy went. and he
loved Willie very much. Everybody
said. what q beautiful dogw and
Willie was proud of him.
One day when the nuts were ripe
Willie took his basket and went to pick
hazelnuts. One big bush full OF nuts
hung ever q deep place In the mill pond.
and ~ Willie reached for the top
branch he shipped and fell in the water
out Of sight. But when he came up
Diver jumped In. took him BY his col
lar and brought him safe to land. So
II 1t was good for Willie to save the
dogs life when he was little puppy.
1t was good for the dog to save Willie's
life when he was q little boy.
And that was Divers way Of thank
ing Willie for saving his life. It was
q very good way too: And Willie and
Diver were always the best Of friends.
St Nicholas.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
Walter Elliot, Vaudeville Art
jst From This City, Don't
Care for It's Kind.
TALKS ABOUT HIS WORK
HAS NEW TWENTY-FIVE WEEKS
ENGAGEMENT TOURING PRiNci-
PAL CITIES or COUNTRIES or
EUROPE.

Walter Elliot Of this city who is
home on q vacation after an eighteen
months engagement In Europe on
vaudeville circuit will return to Eu-
rope again October 6. He and his
teammate, Mr.. Morton. have booked
for q twenty-five weeks engagement
which will take them to England. Ger
many. France, Russia, Austria Hun
gary and other countries, where bust
ness is good. Because Of the revolu-
ton in Spain and the fact that the
Spanish money is not regarded as
good as gold" Mr.. Elliot and Mr..
Morton will steer clear OF that coun-
try. Mr.. Elliot will be accompanied
on his journey by his wife. He tells
many interesting incidents of the trip
from which he has but recently re-
turned, chief OF which is the trials q
stranger has to 60 through in order
to get what he wants to eat.
One incident which he related was
Of friends experience In Spanish
restaurant. He had successfully made
signs for what he wanted until he
got to milk and the waiter was unable
TO comprehend what was desired. The
man finally in desperation drew a
picture of COW. The waiter nodding
his head rushed out OF the restaurant
and In about half hour came back
with two tickets to bull fight.
To Mr.. Elliot. Germany is parti-
cularly interesting and delightful
country. France is too fast. Russia
Is like France and Spain as It is hard
to make oneself understood.
AS each country has a different kind
Of money and an exchange rate is
charged. the traveller In the old coun-
try spends a considerable amount in
exchanging money. Four cents on the
dollar Is usually the rate charged.
Mr. Elliot brought home several speci-
mems Of money, particularly bills from
different countries In Europe and Eng
land. The English paper money is
very interesting The five pound note
worth $25 In our money has to be en-
dorsed like check before 1t can be
used. II Is like check in many other
respects, only larger and looks az
though 1t might be easily counterfeit
ed but In all the years of it's usage
no one has ever succeeded in doing 50
successfully.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
USED AGAINST HER.

coN0ratulaetoWs the Actress Received
IN Her Engagement.
4 London music bah belle who had
just successfully Handed" an old and
wealthy nobleman sued an unpopular
manager. alleging that he had not paid
her sufficiently well for her engage
ment at his hall. She won the case
and was inanediately inundated with
howery congratulations from her
frieade, m Of whom were glad to see
the manager 90 down.
Not content with her victory, how
ever, the bo11o must needs crow over
Asr beaten na1Agaf By packing mp tAe
slaeaAsA = fAana taleU1una ana ~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
a atlcklsr Eee Rules.

Billy Grimes was sailor, and he
knew sailors duty and how to obey
orders. on foreign port one night
Billy Grimes leaned over the side In
answer to q hail.
"Ahoyw he said.
"Ahoyr was ne reply. Lower
down your ships ladder, shipnate."
"You can't come aboard here to-
night" said Billy.
Lower away, you lubber," said the
voice below impatiently Il must come
aboard. TIM the river pilot"
81 don't care" said Billy, "if you're
Punchus Pilot. I'll stick to the ships
rules"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
Law Of Attraction.

The attractions Of men to women
and women to men are full Of the
most perplexins Inconsistencies and
contradictions imaginable. It Il. for
instance. physical law that mag
netism II not simple attraction Of one
thing for another. but the difference Of
two opposing forces Of attraction and
repulsion. q which the former b the
greater. The same law holds n rela-
ton 70 the attraction Of men and wo-
men fee each Other. IN which, - I
rule. to masculine = tie superiee
1nsco.-T. R.'s Loodon weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
SECOND LECTURE.
Or. Thurston Will Continue Series ut
Parish House.

DR.. ]. NJ. Thurston will deliver the
second OF his series of lectures on
Wednesday evening at the Parish
house Of the st. Pauls church. Eighth
and North A streets. at $50 o'clock.
His subject will be Practical Religion
Of the Body" The lecture will be fol-
lowed by . discussion. A cordial in
vitation Is extended to all to attend,
women and children especially.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02

Spilled mercury may be collected b.
rolling piece ~ tn ion tightly to the
siss Of tie Led = pencil ana touch
ing the end to tie scattered gssbules
When - much mercury = gatherea q
the TIN Ton WIN hold squeexe he
amount esalsctsd info . suieanse h
ceptAele.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02

'.HoW MANY YEARS DID YoU SAT- IT WOULD
BR?"
Of ours will be dead and, like the
moon. unable to support any form Of
life"
At this juncture . member Of his au-
dience rose In an excited manner and
said:
Pardon me, professor, but how
many years did you say 1t would be
before this calamity overtakes us?"
The Professor-Seventy millions, sir.
Thank Godr' was the reply. 81
thought you said 1000. O."-Success
Magaxine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
BURDENS LIFTED
from Richmond eaeks-Relief Proved
BY Lapse Of Time.

Backache is heavy burden:
Nervousness wears one out;
Rheumatic pain; urinary Ills;
All are kidney burdens
Daily effects Of kidney weakness.
No use to cure the symptoms.
Relief Is but temporary II the cause
remains.
Cure the kidneys and you cure the
cause.
Relief comes quickly-comes to
stay.
Deans Kidney Pills cure kidney ills;
Prove It by your neighbours case.
Here's Richmond testimony.
The story OF permanent cure.
David Hershey, ZIG s. Thirteenth
street. Richmond, Ind, says: 81 was
troubled for some time by kidney
I used did not help me. Often was
hardly able to straighten on account
OF the sharp, cutting pains across the
small OF my back and the least exer-
ton or any cold contracted caused
the kidney secretions to pass too fire.
Quently. Doan's Kidney Pills. pro-
cured at A. G. Luken & Cos drug
store. cured me and at that time pub
licly endorsed them. | now gladly
confirm what then said al l still
firmly believe that Doan's Kidney
Pills are splendid remedy for kidney
disorders"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. FosterM ilburn Co. Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
THE SCRAP BOOK


patching them to his house. With the
intimation that he might make what
use Of them he thought proper.
She regretted this last concession the
next morning Taking her at her word.
the manager pasted the kilograms on
q board outside the music hall, headed
them What Miss Flightie's friends
think Of her engagement and left the
public to assume which engagement.
the professional or the matrimonial.
was meant.
Then followed such messages A.
Good for you. old giri-' PINNED the
old horror At lastr' Don't let him
wriggie OF the hook "Stick to him
till you get the dibsv' "Congratula-
lions on your splendid haulv'
Another. action for damages against
the manager is now pending.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
Not In Hi. Lifetime.

A well known scientist was lectur-
ing on the suns heat and in the course
Of his remarks said: 1T is an estab-
lished fact that the sun is gradually
but surely losing it's heat and in the
course Of some 100000 years 1t will
be exhausted. Consequently this world
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
PALLADIUM WANT ADS. PAY.
Pain Sailing

Il II for you after consulting u about
anything IN the line Il plumbing q
heating. Just ten NJ Whist you want
and II vim b done 70 yoar e1tiTe sat
isfaetioa. Like Davy Crockett, ~ arc
fIrst sure that we are right ana kD0w
yow wishes and then We % aAsa1 -
sive yuu ths best Wusk q this ~ -
en- ut when Il b Anae b.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
Too EAGER For Work.

DR.. John 8. Buist. the southern sur
geon, said in one OF his surgical lee
lures at state college:
1T IS always in rather bad taste for
q physician to boast Of being busy.
Physicians. undertakes and gravedig-
gers only cause discomfort when they
allude to good times and prosperity.
There was an old man applied to the
minister Of the little village Of Paint
Rock for the post Of gravedigger. His
references were good, and the minister
agreed to assign him to the church
yard. He was to be paid % much 4
grave. The gravedigger haggled over
the price, finally accepting 1t.
But VIII I get steady work? he
demanded
Steady work. said the minister.
Lands sake. man. with steady work
you'd bury Ill Paint Rock In week!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
Life,

Life is good deal Of puzzle, but
IL we were more resolute in our deter
mination to enrich 1t by worthy serv-
ice than we are in our desire to solve
its mysteries we should be happier.
II we put moro into 1t we should get
more out of it-Epworth Herald.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02

MlDDLEToWN FAIR EXCURSIONS
August 3, 4. 5 and 6. $3.50 Round Trip
from Richmond over Pennsylvania
Lines. See agent about trains
aug 2-34
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
Knew Who Used Il,

Charles 81. Hoyt, New England's
great playwright. once visited small
town in Pennsylvania where there Is
q hotel they say George Washington,
the Father Of His Country, used to
stop at when he passed through. In It
they have room he Is said to have &C.
cupied at times.
Hoyt came through there once with
one Of his attractions. He arrived at
the hotel after all the members OF the
company had been assigned rooms.
One Of the company was given the
Washington room. and Hoyt received
. poor room on the top floor, the pro
prietor not knowing who he was.
When he came downstairs later the
gentleman who had got the good room
said. "Mr. Hoyt. they have given me
the room that they used to give George
Washington when he came here"
'Well," said Hoyt, ''the one they
have given me must be the one they
gave Benedict Arnold when he came"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02

The only clothing worn BY tribe
Of Brazilian Indians who inhabtt IN
island at the mouth Of the Amazon
river Is . sort Of earthenware apron.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-08-02
He Could 90.


At the death Of the Duke OF yelling
ton the whole diplomatic corps was
invited to the funeral at st. Paul's.
The French ambassador on receiving
his invitation was very much upset.
He hurried on to his colleague of Rus
STA, Baron Brunnow. and conf1ded to
him the difficulty In which he was
placed.
''The queen" he said, expects us to
go TO st. Paul's to the funeral Of the
Duke Of Wellington. How can go.
considering the injuries which the duke
inflicted on my country? What shall
do?"
Baron Brunnow listened gravely to
his colleagues exposition and then re-
piled. las the duke Is Dead" he said.
II think you can safely go to the
funeral. II you were asked to attend
his resurrection should say refuse the
invitation"