davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The new era., 1909-10-28
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications. they cannot reach the dr.
esssd portion OF the car. These i only ono way 70
cure deafness and that b by constitutional remedes
deafness n caused by % nfAmed condition Of The
mucous lining Of the EusaachlAn Tube. When this
tube b innAmed you have . rmbing sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when Il entirely closed. Deaf
ness n the result and unless the Inflammation bc
taken out and this tube restored 70 IT, normal condi
ton. bearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases
but an infamed condition Of he neeom surfaces
We will give Ono Hundred D6lhn foe any case q
Deafness (cAused BY catASfhy that cannot be cured
~ Halls CatArrh Cure. Send for circulars, ffee.
,. J. CHENEY CO.. ToIsde. O
ooiA by DrugHsta. 7sc. T
NJ Hsns Family Piiis tor soeattpatina.
The new era., 1909-10-28
NOT Aaklno Much.

"The president" explained one of
the secretaries, cant stop at PUNK
vile on his swing around the circle.
In fact, my good man, we are sched-
uled to go through Plunkville at 50
miles an hour
Couldn't you throw out one Of his
old hats?" asked the leader of the com.
mittee. Observation-Disclosures Her
aid. i34
The new era., 1909-10-28

time was annoyed with sharp twinges
across the small Of my back and ir-
regular passages OF the kidney secre-
tons. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills,
I am free from these troubles"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The new era., 1909-10-28
Many Were in the Same Boat.

According to the Saturday Evening
Post, this Is story heard with much
glee by congress during the last days
of the Roosevelt administration:
During the recent cold spell in
Washington. man, shivering and
ragged, knocked at the door of a X
street house and said to the lady:
Please, madam. give me something
to eat. am suffering severely from
exposure"
"Yeu must be more specific" the
lady replied. Are you = member Of
the senate or of the house?" H.
The new era., 1909-10-28
Expensive silence.

Little four-year-old Alice was lying
on the floor whining and crying stead
lily one afternoon, until. her fathers
patience exhausted. he called out to
her: "Oh. stop, Alice, and I'll give
you a penny"
Alice stopped only long enough to
answer: Il can't stop for less than a
nickel, Boohoo. Boohoo!"
The new era., 1909-10-28

1t is not what he has. nor even what
be does, that directly expresses the
worth Of a man. but what he is.-
Henry F. Amiel.
The new era., 1909-10-28
a phlIosopher,, Residenee.

A student in philosophy. named
Brinkitch. refused to indicate his
place OF abode when summoned al
witness in case before the Belgrade
courts the other day, writes CORE.
spondent. mot possessing a tub, like
Diogenes." he explained, Il can only
refer you to my waterproof. which IS
at present my ordinary place Of dwell
ing"
The new era., 1909-10-28
Ambiguous,

Harold-what did she say when
you turned out the gas and kissed her (!
Rupert-Said she felt as II she never
wanted to see my face again.-Phila
delphia Record
The new era., 1909-10-28
Why Not7

Aunt Spinsterly-I hope that your
opinions uphold the dignity of your
sex, Mamie, and that you believe that
every woman should have a vote.
Mamie-I don't go quite SO far as
that, aunty; but I believe that every
woman should have voter.-Sketch.
The new era., 1909-10-28
whereIr rhev ni1er

Wherein They Differ.
Her-When a man starts to talk he
never stops to think.
Him-And when a woman starts she
never thinks to stop.
The new era., 1909-10-28

links boasts that he has parrot
that can talk several languages"
That's nothing wonderful It 10
only natural for parrot to be Polly
glot."
The new era., 1909-10-28

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
osts only 25c Sc Soc bottle. but contain many
ollArs worth Of virtue In curing colds, rheumAtis,
The new era., 1909-10-28

A girl never feels more important
than when she is getting married. and
a man never looks more inconspicu-
Gus.
The new era., 1909-10-28
sAckAcHs,s 70 xloMEvAcns.
Usually There Are Other Troubles 70
Prove II.

Pain in the back is pain in the hid.
neys, in most cases, and It points to
The new era., 1909-10-28

Live up to the Bible you know. and
your Bible will grow.
The new era., 1909-10-28

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gurus, reduces Il
nsInmation alays pain, cures wind coo. 25c bottle
The new era., 1909-10-28

Don't get rusty and you won
squeak.
The new era., 1909-10-28

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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
City in Brief

A farewell dinner party was given
In honor Of Rev. and Mrs. Fonkalsrud
by MIR, and Mrs. Syverson at their
northside home.
A dance will be given in Prizes hall
Thursday evening, Oct. Z, by the M.
B. A. The hall has been redecorated
and an enjoyable time 10 promised all
who attend.
Monday evening at their home on
the northside, Mr.. and Mrs. Paulson
entertained at dinner in honor OF
Rev. and Mrs. A o. Fonkalsrud. Gov
ers were laid for ten.
The woman's auxiliary Of Gethsem-
ane cathedral will meet Wednesday
afternoon at o'clock, with Mrs. L p,
'Clapp, 2o2 Eighth street south. This
10 the first OF the programme meet
are most cordially invited
Ca1as. Il. Wilson is making a de-
cided change to his property, facing
on Ninth street south and along ia
the west line OF his Fourth avenue
residence property. On the site d
what was his barn Is to re erected ar
attractively designed and spacious
modern house.
Mrs M. s. Rosen4rranz and daugh-
Ter, Miss Minnie, of Los Angeles left
Tuesday morning for Boston, after q
two months visit with friends and
relatives In this vicinity. Miss Min.
nae win talxe an advanced course ir
Boston with the greatest vocal teach
ers in that city, having developed q
remarkable voice under teachers In
California.
The first programme meeting o.
the Woman's auxiliary Of GethsemanS
cathedral, for this fall, will be held al
the home OF Mrs. /. p. Clapp. 20.
Eighth street south. on wednesday
afternoon at. 2 O'Clock. Mrs. George
Hancock viii read q paper telling Of
her personal observations of Canter-
bury cathedral. England, made during
a visit and through study of that an
Client pile a few months ago. All ladies
Of the cathedral parish are very cor.
ddally invited to attend
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

Cook paints signs. Phone s26.
Have knight Printing ca. print IL.
Good goods that are good Dwight's
Golden Link flour.
A want ad. can lend hand in your
hunt for q servant.
Girls and Boys Wanted CLANCY
Everhart Candy CO.
DR.. J. L. Savage. surgeon and ply
stefan, SOC Front street.
A. H. McPhaiI, FIRST class horse
sheer, lot Fifth street north.
DIR. r. w. handler. Tentist Port
Huron building, No. 8 Broadway.
shampooing and Manicuring. Miss
Buschers. els Front street.
Mary @. Elliott. teacher Of plano
forte and harmony. Tel. 7c6-J.
Hannaher & schannacn, 1op print
ere, 629 N. p. avenue. Phone 1881.
Furnished rooms by day, week or
month. Tweeden block, n. F. avenue
| vlAvI temporary once room, q
Huntington block. Permanent Offices
win be In the deLendrecie building.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

The bill at the Grand this week is
exceptionally good. From the rise of
the curtain 1t is interesting to both
young and old. The Mcdonald trio
has the greatest bicycle act in vaude-
vile. This trio execute a number OF
feats which require self-assurance
and skill, and the marvellous and
graceful way in which they perform,
hold the attention OF the audience.
Little Helen Shipman. the juvenile ar
list in representations, Is scoring big
hit. The little lady is but 10 years
old and receives much applause in her
clever act. Dale and Carreg present
a comedy sketch and the male member
OF the team has a voice like a from
bone, The act Is pleasing. Arnoldos
performing leopards, panthers and
jaguars go through series OF mar
velous feats which are wonderful.
Professor Arnoldo has q world wide
reputation as an animal trainer, and
demonstrates the seemingly impossi-
bility of what mere man can do with
strong concentration of the mind. Miss
Abbie Walton has prettily illustrated
song and the cameragraph displays a
comical set of Aims.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
People of Note

& = a
ALBERT Anderson is here today from
Lakota.
u. s. District Atty. p. H. Rourke is
In today from Lisbon.
Atty. Lee Combs of Valley City is
"a guest at Metropole.
W. E. Chisnan of Lisbon is a BUSH
ness visitor in the city.
DR.. and Mrs. L. w. Myers Of Marion
are guests at the Waldorf
w. d. Hughes is in today from
jamestown on business trip.
Mrs. Maurice Kaufman has returned
from = pleasant visit in the east.
w. J. Mollins and F. w. shaw of
Erie are spending the day In Fargo.
Ray Winchman OF Lynchburg is
talking business with Fargo people to-
day.
Mrs. r.. r. Ryan of Medora is spend
ing the day in the city, and is a guest
at the Prescott.
q. J. Weiser OF the First National
bank spent yesterday at Detroit, MINI,
on business.
Ralph Moore, F. c. Moore and Earl
Moore OF Enderlin are spending the
day In Fargo on business.
DIR. z. l.. Reynolds and wife and
Mrs. A. Willis of Grand Forks are
visiting friends In the city.
Knut ToIlefson. Knut Anderson and
HI. G. Christianson of Lisbon are trans
acting business In Fargo today.
Congressman L. B. Hanna returned
last evening from a trip to Page
where he spent three or four days
w. H. Stutsman and Thomas Hall
chairman and secretary, respectively
OF the state railroad commission, were
! In the city over night They were en-
route to Grand Forks to attend a
meeting OF the commission.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
DEPOT SAFE BLOWN !
WITH POLICE near
WATcHMAN I'm BASEMENT WHEN
YEGGMEN GET 5000 FROM G.
w. OFFICE IN MINNIE
APoLlS.

Minneapolis. Oct. 5.-Two daring
yeggmen successfully blew the safe in
the Great western passenger depot
washington and Tenth avenues south,
yesterday and escaped with about $500
in cash. A police sergeant and q pa
trolman were not 200 feet away while
the cracksmen worked, and an armed
Waterman was In the basement d.
rectly below.
The robbers got into the BUILDING
through waiting room window. They
used niEroglyceTine and with 1t easily
blew the safe door across the room
The concussion broke all OF the win.
dows and dislodged much plaster. This
explosion was heard for blocks anS
brought large crowd-not. however
until the robbers had escaped.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

where no permits have been granted
for several years before? Is the main
object of the application to furnish
the applicant a means by which he
can make great profits in the selling
of liquor, or is he wanting to sell sim
ply to accommodate the people in his
community, VINO really and in good
faith want to purchase the liquor for
any Of the accepted purposes? l be-
lieve also 1t is proper in cases where
persons hc.ve formerly had a permit to
inquire how they conducted their bus
mess when they had sucn permit Did
they obey the law? Did they exercise
reasonable discretion in their sales ?
Did they sell vast quantities OF liquor
for diseases mythical In their nature
and excessive in their demands? Did
they or did they not in good faith
carry out the spirit and purpose of
the law in granting them a permit?
tt may perhaps be not improper to
know whether the financial condition
of the applicant Ia such that he would
be an "easy mark" for those who
want to prey upon his favor and are
conditions such that he will be induced
by reason Of the money consideration
to take chances on the violation of
the law.
No one can read this statute with
out coming to the conclusion that the
legislature considered the time has
now arrived in this state when the I'M
lawful sale Of liquor for the accepted
purposes must cease; that the most
absolute good faith shall be required
Of those who have permits to the end
that the possibility Of running drug
stores as common nuisances will be
prevented. At the same time 1t was
deemed prudent that plan be adopt
ed to permit honest sales to be made"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
Coming Events
Wednesday, Oct. 6.

Wednesday, Oct. 6.
Monthly meeting Gethsemane Mems
club at Y. M. @. A. NJ
Thursday, Oct. ~
Rummage Sale, Fargo Mercantile's
old stand.
Friday. Oct. 8.
Rummage sale, Fargo Mercantile's
old stand.
Saturday Oct. Q.
Rummage sale, Fargo Mercantile's
Did stand.
A. c. VS.. ". G. normal.
Monday, OCT. ii.
J.. M. G. A. Night scnool begins.
Saturday, Oct. 10.
"A. C. vs. Wahpeton school OF science
Saturday, Oct. &c.
A. c. VS.. Fargo coIIege.
Saturday Nov. ..
A. C. VS.. St Thomas.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
VIII HALL ROBERTSON HOW.

Aaker's Business college was called
up by phone and asked to supply an
experienced stenographer for the Office
OF Hall Robertson Hdw. Co. Miss
Beaton was recommended and secur-
ed the position. Night school at the
A. d. C. begins tomorrow evening at
"a. Here is chance for ambitious peo-
pie.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
FAMINE THREATENS
TIE FLOOD DISTRICTS.

4 Monterey, Mex. Oct. 6.--The suffer
ing growing out OF the recent flood Ii
very acute, and unless something Id
done, thousands OF people must starve.
There Is a great need for corn, rice
and beans. Blankets and clothing are
also needed TO prevent death from ex-
posture Second hand clothing from
the United States would be most ac-
ceptable.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
Neurological
GUNDERSON FUNERAL
Man Who Died on Train Coming From
cassslton, Laid to Rest This
Afternoon.

The funeral OF the late Gunder
Gunderson, the man who died on a
train en- route from Casselton to Far
go to enter local hospital was held
this afternoon. The services were
held at the home OF Louis Engh, los
Fourth street north, Moorhead. Mrs.
Engh was cousin OF Gunderson and
was the only near relative living in
this country.
Internent was made in Riverside
cemetery, Moorhead. Undertaken John
Daugherty had charge Of the funeral.
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Fargo Rubber Stamp wks. Phone 1ss4J.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
What's Said

Fl. p. Tough. secretary: The board
OF directors OF the Fargo Building as
ISOLATION will hold their regular
monthly meeting on Thursday Oct. z,
1903, at 1880 o'clock .. m. at my
office
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
ADJOURNED FOR A DAY
Sickness In Family of Chairman PIath
Stops Business Of the County
Board.

On account of the seriousness Illness
OF the little son OF Chairman w. l..
Plath or the board OF county commits
sioners, that body adjourned yesterday
afternoon to meet again tomorrow
morning. Only routine business was
taken up by the board up to the time
OF adjournment.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
deLendreCe's Alteration Sale Is Now On
PoPE pIus, ooUT RETURNs.
Doctors Insist on Rest and Audiences
Are Suspended.

UoceoF@ LUStSI OF 10@e @Uu SN'~''S~~
Are Suspended.
Rome, Oct 5.--F'or several days past
the pope has been sick, but he con-
tinued to see visitors, hoping TO over
come what he considered slight In
disposition. Yesterday he received In
audience one OF the archbishops, who
noticed that the pontiff appeared to be
tired and languid. After the audience
was ended the symptoms became ag-
gravated, there being considerable
pain and swelling in the leg which
indicated a recurrence OF the govt
Although the attack Is slight, the
pope's doctors have insisted upon COM
plete rest and the audiences have
been suspended.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

The pleasant purgative effect exper-
fenced by all who use Chamberlain
stomach and Liver tablets, ana the
healthy condition Of the body and mind
which they create. makes one feel joy
lful. sold by all dealera
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
become famous for it's cures OF coughs,
colds, Group and influenza. Try 1t
when in need. 1t contains no harmful
substance and always gives prompt
relief Sold by all dealers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

Are you going to the M. B. A. dance
at Prizes hall Thursday evening, Oct.
4? The hall has been recently re-
decorated and ID said to be very at
tractive.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

III you are within q year or within
q month OF buying a home every is
sue Of this newspaper Ia important
to you.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
SEC. DICKINSON WITH SON.
Patient ls Recovering From His At
tack of Heart Trouble.

tack of Hears Trouble.
Nashville, Tenn, Oct. 5.-Secretary
of War j. M. Dickinson arrived from
Washington last night at the bedside
of his Oldest son, Overton Dickinson,
trouble at Belle Meade. Young Dick
was reported to be improving
today.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05
j. ROEN & CO. 11s Broadway
Good Millinery News

~ t h 81 week tn nd Semi TP en in The
solo hnppbwas promptly Furnished our - whne aurua
1.-THE Il and ~ Hat tn ecomng ksarr rand ecompeeh rhe
Enre mahs II distinctive y character havea new Ostrich
h asor aand
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-05

Fargo Rubber Stamp wks. Phone iss4J.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-10-08
DUNCAN MERCANTILE GO.
Jackson St.
in THE NE ROPOLlS
OF WEBSTER COUNTY
Current News Happenings
Over in Preston.
(From Our Regular Correspondent

Preston, Ca, Oct e.-With Judge q.
A. Littlejohn on. the bench, the fall
term of Webster Superior court con-
vened here Monday morning. Quite a
number of cases have alrady been dis
posed of, but the criminal docket will
probably not be reached before Thurs
day morning, as the civil cases are
expected to occupy all of Wednesday.
The docket Is a very heavy one and
very likely many cases will be con-
tinued for the term,
The Masons held their regular meet
ing at their hall here Saturday after
noon.
Mrs. M. E. Lunsford left Saturday
on visit Of some length to her son,
Dr. Guy Lunsford and his lovely wife,
at Sylvester.
Miss Sallie Thornton is spending
this week pleasantly in Buena Vista.
Mr.. and Mrs. John King were visit
sors here Saturday.
Miss Anabel Kidd has returned to
her home in Americas, after pleas
ant visit of few days at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs G. e. Thornton
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w. Bell, of Richland,
are spending a few days this week
very pleasantly with relatives here.
Mr.. Jno. A. Reeves, OF Williams
burg. is spending few days this
week in town on business. and as us
ual, his many friends here are giving
him the glad hand
Mr.. VIII Spann, of Plains, was a
prominent business visitor in town one
day this week.
Mr., W. M. Sears, of Richland, is
spending few days In town, mingling
with friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-10-08
CUTOFF
(From Our Regular Correspondent.

lFfOm Our Regular correspondent
Cut Off, Oct. 6.-Now that October
is here and the harvest moon Is shin
ing overhead, and the fruits of the
field, orchard and vineyard have been
gathered in, the farmer can rest from
his labors, and with the profits of his
toll iiagling In his pockets, face the
winter months without fear or misgivg
ing.
Rev. w. c. Frances filled his regular
appointment here Saturday and Sun
day.
Mrs Emma Darby and Mrs. Pink
Smith, of Andersonville, were here
Tuesday.
Mrs. Sarah Wicker is very i'll, much
to the regret of her many relatives
and friends.
We had quite runaway accident
here Sunday as we came from church.
There were ten buggies in a cut about
twelve feet and about one-quarter mile
long. Two horses become frightened.
One of them ran into a buggy aud that
caused the other horse to run away. It
ran about three miles before it stop
ped but didn't tear up the buggy till it
got to it's masters barn gate, where
it ran against the gate and broke the
shafts and front wheels. No one was
seriously hurt. Several of the other
buggies were somewhat wrecked.
Mr., Wicker Pennington and his
mother, Mrs. P. N. Pennington, were
here Monday afternoon, the guest OF
relatives.
Mr.. T. J. Wicker went to Anderson
vile Tuesday afternoon on business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-10-08
LESLIE.
From Our Regular Correspondent,


Leslie, Ga, Oct. 6:-The Pryor re-
union was held as usual on the fourth
of October at the home of Mr.. S. G.
Pryor. 1t was q source Of great pleas
ure to the large family and many
friends.
week from Triton.
Mr.. Guy Morgan, of Vienna, spent
Sunday with relatives here.
Miss Ruth Wilson, from Andrew Col
lege, and Miss Matte Wilson, from
Wesleyan, came hame to the pryor
reunion, returning to school yester-
day.
DR.. A. J. Kemp made a trip to Am
CIRCUS yesterday.
Misses Stella Wade and Annie Glare
Ranew spent Sunday very pleasantly
with Miss Annie Lee Johnson in Hun
tingtoa.
Mr.. Cook, the hardware drummer,
was in Leslie Tuesday.
Mr.. Will Wilson, from G. M. c.,
came to be at the Pryor reunion, re-
turning to Milledgeville Tuesday.
Mrs, Leon Griffin and Miss Lonnie
Laramore made a trip to Americas
Monday.
Mr.. ]. L. Bradley left Sunday for
Hot Springs, Ark, where he will re-
main some time for his health.
Mrs. T. ]. Wade made a business
trip to Americas today.
Prof. Chas. Lane lectured at the
school building Wednesday night last
Everyone enjoyed his lecture here.
We are very sorry to know little
| Matte Estelle Laramore has SLOW
fever, and hope she will be well agair
soon.
Misses Marilu jenkins and Mona
Deriso were here Sunday.
Miss Mabel Dell will leave soon tt
teach school at Tomsborough
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-10-08

Although the resemblance between
the house shown in the above photo
graph and the ordinary summer bunga-
low is striking, the design presented is
for an all the year round home. Size,
% by 80 feet; height of first story, 8
feet: attic, 8 feet. The exterior may
be shingled from the ground to the ga
bles, which will appear well covered
with plaster. Five good rooms are pro-
vided for the first floor, with two rooms
in the attic suitable for bedrooms. By
cutting out the back chamber the din
ing room can be turned into a large
living room, with the parlor for
"den." The house is economical to
build and on a wide plot With open
views all around makes an attractive
home. Estimate of $1,000 as the out
side cost of construction includes base
ment in concrete, porcelain plumbing,
gas and electric lighting and furnace
heat. THOMAS T.. WEST.
Architect.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-10-08

Make note now to get Ely's Cream
Balm il you are troubled with nasal
catarrh, hay fever or cold in the head.
1t is purifying and soothing to the
sensitive membrane that lines the air.
passages. 1t is made to overcome
the disease, not to fool the patient by
a short, deceptive relief. There is no
cocaine nor mercury in 1t. Do not
be talked into taking a substitute for
Ely Cream Balm. All druggists sell
it. Price SOC. Mailed by Ely Bros,
Sc Warren Street, New York.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-10-08
Not Brought Up.
Boston Record.)

A prominent Boston pastor recently
returned from vacation in Maine re-
lates an experience with a youngster
of the Pine Tree state:
While walking one pleasant morn
ing was startled by sudden outburst
of profanity from hidden part of the
country road. Thinking that mild re-
proof would not come amiss rounded
the curve and came upon very small
boy driving big COW.
"'See here, boy, who brought you
up?' / asked
They didn't nobody bring me up.
walked up-all the way from Scar
boro-driving this - cow"