Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-25
Fatty Gets osy.

Ahky As ltttAhB "Ath [ win Knot tell what saw Friday
 nite,
 1t was enuf though : make me put
 down
 Fat as the Fiekelest friend in thee
 town,
 why doesn't he git a Girl of his own. ieving thee Won that Worship alonei last Friday night gist happened B up by HER house seeing what cood
 see.
 while wuz foolins around on thee seen a Teller go by with a Lass. next thing they walked through thee
 Light in plain site
 He wuz Fat Brown and thee Curl wus
 Ruth white'
 Saturday Fat bought a Valentine. too it wuz a Hart with . Dart sticking
 through.
 "who are yew sending it 2. Fat?'' 1 sed. never yew mind" sed he. shaking his when wen, over play with Stub
 White
 there wua Fats Valentine. Saturday
 mite,
 what do yew think of thee Nerve of loving mi Curl gist 2 kick up a muss7 there wuz sum Valentines down at thee
 Stoar-
 | heer that Fatty is feeling quite Sore Say did yew send me Confer he never yew mind" sed I. shaking In.
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 Close to Shore.
 Seldom believe a widow when she says she never has been kissed
 D D .
 It is always surprising how much tougher than Willie is the boy next door.
 No matter how crowded the stree. car. there is always room for the disease germ.
 Some people who would scorn to tell a lie, can look whopper without ever raising blush.
 Schemes are numbered as the stars, but there is born among all of these only an occasional moon of succezs r R q Doesn't it make man feel like a colt to find five dollars in a suit of clothes he didn't know be had. Yes. kaow-I mean the suit n H r If life is weary grind. the same thing day after day. try buttoaing the other end of your cellar frat for a few mornings and change the monotoay. r q q A Ch.caso writer says the time Is coming when fair women no longer will care for fashionable Easter hats What a shame to speak thus disre- spectfully of the dead Every newly married man should remember that it is just as cheap to send ten-word telegram to "dearie" as a seven-word. To send seven in- stead of ten is to invite needless trouble. Go the limit, young man 1 especially during the first few years After that. don't telegraph-write, q q q I am growing weary of being de pendent upon my pen-er. mean my typewriter. and think shall invent refer particularly to gowns that but. ton up the back and ladies who have no maids or hubbies to button 'em up.
 q q q /, Isn't 1t tough these cold nights. just ', after you have warmed the bed. to re- member you have left the electric | light turned on ia the cellar. or the draught wide open in the furnace! | Then you get up and go downstairs {. in your mighty to fix 1t But isn't 1t a I blamed sight tougher to so down and Imagination is a great disturber of comfort.
 L. Items frem soinks' Corners. l The dicker for ire sail uv the weakly Clarion from Editcr Eben sprinrsted 10 Arenas CleSx. the well-known littereryist | of this midst. afn't cum to no he'd yet the hitch bein' on the offis cat Eben wants to put her in at dime an ye correspondent !. hoifin' ont fer nickel | If comperrniz~ afn't affected afore the fsth inst. board of arbertrashun may b. called in.-.-I4ast Sunday nornin' at the NJ | F. meetin' house Miss Lutie Tooss sung , "Jayrnsalern" by request. Ouire feeder Purkett requestin' Ter to quit after the lst verse q on Mon:ay sent her ball Of l pvfty by mail to whitch was tide a tag reedin' TO putty ID the crack in your voice with" It give her hystericks an she sin't bin able 10 fill her job sortin' l at the apple dryer since. She sez she 1 sung opratick but them as heerd her say she sung rneumet.ck.- Grandma Butts took a overdose of slippery eilum fer her l blood a few days snfs an now they has | to ty her in bed nisrts to keep her from siippin' out In her sleep an freezin' to deth- -Dal Pepper run over rabbit with his hobsied tother Gay G says it wuk the quickest hare cut he ever seen--A Ci-gE Cor. per Harlan Eaboock.