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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

"WHl We ever have a central bank
Ia this country
Ma"
Would the bank be a bad idea
4 will not give my own opinion
about a. ! only know that che peo
pie don't want Il have been test
iug public opinion. and I can aay
right now that the people viii not
accept a central hank
Hos win they atop NJ
In congress There another
thing. too. Congress must SO slow.
Isl. Il must obey the peoples viii or
there - danger In THIS country Of a
terrific panic
Got or Easy IN Panic.
"we got ont Of the last panic very
lightly. Il lasted only two years.
aud We lodged a great many u 10
penalties
Hat We can't DO IL tho next time
Every scar. every mark that was
left by the last panic VIII have 90
ne wiped out. we will have 10 be-
scoureed until new skin makes ua
clean and fresh aud shows the
publication Of our business enter
prisea"
Do YOU mean that everything We
missed the last time will be- piled
mp on ua In the next panic
Yes. exactly that. Al The Huf.
ferlnF and poverty that Ne missed
then Is piled ~ aud ready for ua
nov The next panic viii let u
loose upon us
Is there no way 10 avoid this
nAuief~ / asked
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24
THE CHILD SKEPTIC

- don't believe Dr. Cook was at tho North Pole"
Why, Andrew"
Because he didn't bring back photographs Of CauaR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

"Popw
Yes my SON"
What ~ an ultimate consumers"
oh. the ultimate consumer, my
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24
up 20 Congress.

II lies all with congress II h
does the risht shinK. smaNhea the
wrong businesses and protects the
right unes. ! think panic can be-
avoided VI II doesn't distinguish.
however. the nation must suffer a.
IL has never suffered before
Things are beaded wrong, now
We are ttnkertng with money. tin.
keFing with bonds. tinksring with
business
These fellows here IN the East
be waved hiS arm out toward The
Wall street district square die.
tant.-" cant see The bla problems
They cant even hee the tops ~
their own buildings It'A case %
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

Mr. True. ] have red halr what
shall ! do when the exchange girl
gives me the wrong number three
successive umea7 NJ A. ID.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

The vote IN Massachusetts has
made our stand pat tariff tinkcrers
sit up In bed Tho issue was the
tariff The iuHs ~ votes was about
10000 The indications are obyi
uua
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24
ANSWER

Dear Mr. True My wife viii
keep the match box sitting IN the
same place on the kitchen shelf til
! get so ! can put my hand on 81
at 4 O'Clock In the morning in the
dark Of the moon. Then she viii
suddenly remove Il and set
saucer OF cold grease IN It's place
! Write for help GEORGE j.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

~ NATL, nut % uitF--t yeert 81
ntoatha, gf. HOt . saonfh, use IatFFed
81 seattle, Wssh. posteffiee' ss
srUoud-eiasa matter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24
THE LAST RESORT

Honchmau want a Job
New Mayor DO you think would be a a c
employer
Hcnchmod suppose ryo failure everything eli
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

Ny Dear Everett True: When
my husband comes home from
work be has bis supper and then
lies down on the floor and falls
aslecp and ! have the worst time
getting bin 10 so TO bed wish
you could tell me OF some relief
MRS X
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24

Dear True. What Is your rem.
edy for the fellow who kicks over
ash barrels7 Suggest something
appropriate.
A. HOUSEHOLDER.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-24
STAR DUST

"lf frn % uiri
0ffrrs Ter be ~
sister titf young
man hin reply
that there's too
prnnF - them
In bis fnmily
n'rcndf
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
A Convert.

An old Cambridge friend OF mine
who had good deal OF the wisdom Of
the serpent In him had farmer In his
parish In Norfolk whom he could not
get 10 church. Whenever, he pressed
upon him his neglect or his bad exam
pie be was always met with the same
excuse. You be too young and do not
know enough TO teach such rs l." At
last be gave up the farmer In despair.
But one day be happened to pass by
the farm while bis parishioncr was
engaged IN killing finc pig. My.
friend said: what a pigl Why. he
weighs thirty-four stoncr' ''what dost
thou know Of pigsy' replied the
farmer. Il only wish he weighed AZ
much" when they next met the farm
e.. to bis surprise. told my friend that
the pig had been found to weigh Jus,
thirty. four stone. He added. much 20
my friends qualification. And thou
wilt see me at church next Sunday
parson. "-Londop Globe.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

The town Of Sturgis. In Mississippi
h the only round square town in ex'
istcnce. BY legal enactment the circle
has been squared. and the uathcmati'
clan may now proceed to calculate the
area Of square circle. In the laws Of
Mississippi for the year 1880. on page
662. Is found the following:
An act to incorporate the town Of
sturgis. I'm 0ktibbeha county. Missis-
slppi.
Section I. Be II enacted by the
legislature VI the state Of Mississippi
that the town OF sturgIs. In the county
OF 0ktlbbelia. Is hereby Incorporated
and that the corporate limits OF said
town shall be as follows: Beginning
at the quarter stake In front Of Caleb
Hannah's residence and running COZ
yards In every direction. making said
corporate limits LOO yards square,"
Thus the circle II squared BY the SOL
emu declaration Of the law.--Youth's
Companion.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Early ersjudioe Against peesteee.
TI,.- way iof the potato was aaid -
have lHrn barred By he prejudice that
Il wsss meyer mentioned In the Bible.
IN the Loshians II came In about
I7f0. the year Of the famine. from Ire
land. but WAS confined to gardens TIL
about 1854. when II was planted In
fields about Aberlady. By the close Of
the century Il was n general article Of
diet Ramsay says that George Hen
derson went about 1850 for bag OF
potatoes TO Kilsyth. where the Irish
method OF field culture had lately been
tried. and introduced the potato into
Mentieth. where q few had been
known. but only In knle yards. The
old folks. however. did not take kindly
10 the new food Old George Bachop.
one Of the Ochtertyrc tenants. when
tod by his wife that she had potatoes
for supper said: "Tatties, Tattiesi
never supped on them n my days and
Wilma the nicht. Gle them TO the herd
and get me sowens." IL Il significant
that Burns. who sings the praises Of
kaie and porridge and hagIis. should
have nothing 10 say OF the potato.--
Magazine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

In Spcncer's First Principles" he
cndeavors TO define the fields Of the
unknowable and the movable and
the postulaies with which the studies
Of the movable must be pursued.
When Spencer writes that "the man
Of science truly knows that In It's ulti-
mate essence nothing can be known"
he Is not referring 10 mans brain yes
terday or today. lie means that the
fundamental principles OF the universe.
like space. time. matter. force aud mo-
ton. are by their very nature I'M
movable. Since all mans knowledge
OF the cosmos can be traced back ulti.
mateIy 10 sense experience, and since
sense experience Is not always rclIa-
bic and much OF what he calls the
ultimate essence Is entirely inacccssi-
bic 70 sense experience. II may be phil.
csophically said that man cannot be
sure be really knows anything. Both
the strength and the weakness OF his
theory are due TO the equIvocal import
OF the term knowledge. New York
American.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

when We were poor" remarked the
prosperous man rencctivcIy. 1--WE look
ed forward 20 the time when we could
have a summer home"
"welIy'
We'll, when we got rich enough TO
have one we didn't like going 10 the
same place every summer because IL
was monofonous. and we looked for
ward 70 the time when we could have
another for variety"
''Wcllg'
We'll. We got another. aud then we
began to long for a winter place. so
that We wouldn't have to be so much
In the big house In the city"
"wellr'
We'll. we've got them all now"
And are you happy;"
IL suppose SCAT least. suppose
my wife is. She keeps them all shut
up and spends most Of her time In En-.
rope. but she knows she has them
Chicago Post.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Even the kitchen can boast it,
martyrs. Chief among these was Va
tel the chief cook OF Condo. who ran
himself through the heart with n
sword because the ash had not ar.
rived In time for banquet which his
master was giving Louis XIV. vaters
pancgyric Is TO he found In the con-
Guiding volume Of the ''Almanach dies
Commands so noble death IN
surcs you. venerable shade. the most
glorious Immortality. You have proved
that the fanaticism Of honor can exist
In the kitchen ms well ms In the camp
and that the spit and the saucepan
have also their catos and their
Dcciuses."
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

~ 70 ~ Little cosssqusnes end 10 Q
Barrier 70 Progress.
1t n not m easy thing fer a man 70
separate himself from the thought and
activity and purpose Of the community
In which he lives aud TO pursue an
isolated. disconnected and selfish part.
He can't do II. indeed. aud n he tries
Il be will only reduce himself TO a
cipher or stumbling block. The cou-
munity will get on somehow. for Il
must. but II Il has many members
OF this kind II win be dull. heavy aud
unprogressive.
Man In isolation Is of little consc-
Qucnce. next TO nothing. His associa-
tion with others, the inspiration be re-
ceives from others. draw out his own
powers. ''rhe state" TO this day. as
Plato conceived Il. remains n product
Of mind" Out OF the action and inter-
action Of currents Of mind. affected
and even directed by variant views OF
opinions. comes the whole progress Of
man. OF society. OF the human race.
We want what Burke described as
that action and counteraction which
In the natural and political world. from
the reciprocal struggle Of discordant
powers. draw out the harmony Of ting
universe"
The most isolated man cannot sepa-
rate himself from the situation he lives
In. II such isolation were general OF
could be general II would be the mega.
tion Of civilization. Portland 0rego
MAN.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
Turks and Animals.

In the matter OF Kindness to animals
II Is said that the Turk cannot be sur
passed. Thus at siamboul the wan.
dering dogs are treated with great
gentIcness. and when puppies come into
the world they are lodged with ;seir
mother at the side OF the street IN I'm
provised kennels made out Of old
boxes lined with straw and bits OF
carpet. And frequently when n young
Turk happens TO be flush OF money he
goes to the nearest bakers shop and
buys quantity Of bread. which he
distributes among the dogs OF the
quarter. who testify their gratitude by
jumping up AZ him with muddy paws
and shifting muzzl,s.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Twice overy year wnNo q uvl1g
birds. almost Theoretically grand n
the number Of birds involved. surEoo
over North Au,ericn. The autumn
wave rolls from the arctic tundras
OF Canada and Alaska to the torrid
valley Of the Amazon aud the great
pampas OF the In Plata. only 10 roll
back again TO the icebound northern
ocean with the northward progression
OF the sun. And almost as ccaseless
a. the ever rising. ever failing swell
OF the ocean tides Is this miraculous
tide Of beating wings and pulsating
little hearts. The last stragrIers Of
the northward migration do not reach
their northern home before the early
part Of June. but In July the south
ward setting tide has begun again.
The number Of birds that make up
this mighty wave almosts passes CON-
prchension. Probably more than %
per cent OF all birds making their
summer home between the northern
boundary OF Mexico and the Arctic
occan--thnt Is. In the United States
and Canada-help 10 swell the great
bird tide that moves southwark In
autumn and northward In the spring
with the regularity Of a pendulum.
Allowing a little less than one migra-
tory bird TO an acre. we get the enor-
nous number Of 4.320000.000 birds
whose wing beats follow with rhyth-
mic precision the southwark and north
ward movement Of the sun. This
number Is too vast to be easily CON-
prchended.-D. Langc In Atlantic.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

In these days OF rapid transit para.
graph from Yorkshire paper Of 170O
Is interesting. II Is an account Of
London merchants journey from Lon
don to Dublin and back. Leaving Lon
don ON Monday evening. the traveller
reached Liverpool on "Wednesday
morning. In time TO catch the packet
for Dublin. which city he reached ON
Thursday. During that day he trans
acted his business In the capital. and
next morning sailed for Liverpool. mr.
irving there ON Saturday. Monday saw
him back In London. and his journey
was complete. having taken only eight
days. and" concludes the writer.
there Is every reason TO believe that
II win he possible TO beat even this
performance In the near future."-I.on-
don Family Journal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
His openino.

oatcake-what be your son Jake
a-goin' ter dew now that he hcz left
collcgci
Heyrix-l dunno yit. He's talkin
some OF bein' doctor. bit I've heern
tell ez heow thar be heap NV money
In bankruptcy. so mcbby he'll try that
fer n spcll.--Chicago News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
Fathers Revenge.

Here Is a telegram from papa"
says the clipping bride. He says Cor
ms to come right home and live with
him and mamma"
II didn't think he would be SO viD-
dlctivc as all that" signs the clipping
hridegroom.-New York Life.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
His Bald SPOT.

Little Margie's father had a bald
spot. While kissing him NJ bedtime
one evening she said:
"stcop down. papa want TO kiss
you on the head where the lining
shows"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
FOR SALE

256 acres In the Burleson County
Lcvee District all fenced; 235 acres In
cultivation: s houses. At half price
and on reasonable terms.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

The greatest OF all faults. should
say. IL to be conscious OF none.-car.
lyle.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Change yourself and fortune wal
change with you.-rortuGucse Prcsert
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
J. W. BATS
REAL ESTATE AGENT

ONCE in Taliaferro Building. Opposite
Court House. Phone 81
dave In Office the only set OF Abstract
Books Of Brazos County Land titles
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
The Reason.

"why do 80 many women rest their
chins ON their hands when they are
trying to. thinkT' AZ
ITO hold their mouths shut so thai
they won't disturb themselves" -
Cleveland Lender.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
A Strenuous Hint.

He had been a regular Sunday caller
for six months. when one evening he
dropped In arrayed In a new suit
THAT'S lovely wedding suit you
have on" remarked the dear girl.
"whyr' gasped the astenished young
man. "t-this Is b-business suitr'
WELL" rejoined the d. e. calmly.
II mean business"
And the very next day he put up
Sass OF his hard earned wealth for
a solitaire. Chicago News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
Wrongly Placed.

II is astonishing sometimes how I'M
consciously careless we are OF the feel
ings OF the person TO whom we are
talking. A young guardsman told me
the other day that friend OF his went
with him TO consult his lawyer. The
solicitor. a shrewd looking aud kindly
old gentleman. was listening to an
iraic explanation Of how his clerk had
failed to do something that had been
expected Of him. Yes. you are quite
right. Il was his fault" said the SO
licltor
But why are these COMPOUNDED law
ycrs' clerks 50 stupidy' asked the
angry soldier.
II do not know. my dear sir" re-
piled The solicitor kindly. hut would
you mind abiding 20 them as lawyers
COMPOUNDED clcrksf' "-I-nndon N. A. r.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-11
MILITARY CLUB TO
Be IN THE PALACE
Rooms Will Be Sumptuously
Furnished at Market and
Annie Street Corner

The Army and Navy club will have
its future home in the Palace hotel.
That was the decision arrived at Tues
day night, when the club held its
meeting at its present home, 2111 Cali
fornia street 1t will occupy its new
location January !, 1910.
The rooms chosen at the Palace are
situated on the ground floor, at the
northwest corner of the building, at
the crossing of Annie and Market
streets.
The club will have three large floors
on the street floor, and equal num-
Der in the basement. The main floor
ception room, a library and general
lounging room. The basement rooms
viii be devoted to a cafe and dining
hall.
The fittings of the club will be
sumptuous. Colonel Kirkpatrick has
promised to make the apartment as
luxurious as any club in the world.
When Colonel Kirkpatrick went
abroad last year he investigated thor
oughly the needs and wants of the
club. While in England he thoroughly
inspected the In and Out club in Pic
adilly, London, which is recognized at
the present time as being the foremost
club in its class in the world.
On his return to America he visited
the Army and Navy clubs in Washing
ton. D. c., and New York With the
ideas ne gained Colonel Kirkpatrick
is setting about to have the new club
equipped in such a manner that the
members viii be proud to introduce
anv members of the foreign army and
navy contingent within it's walls.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-11
McCREERY WILL FIGHT,
DECLARES HIS LAWYER
Attorney SpeIIman Says There
Will Be No Compromise
Special Dispatch 10 The Call

LONDON. Nov. 10.-There is evident
ly to be no compromise in the contem-
plated McCreery suit. Attorney Spell
man admitted tonight that Mrs. Nc
Creery intends to fight.
Mrs McCreery and the brother.
Richard McCreery. want us to make
a proposition to settle this case" said
Spellman after all negotiations had
failed tonight, but he added, 'ft is
their place to make proposition, not
ours.
They claim that McCreery is still
insane" continued the lawyer We'll.
imagine a man committed as insane
upon the statements of two physicians
who after brief observation declared
that they found their patient highly
nervous that he spent money freely
and threatened to assault a bailif.
There never was a hearing when
McCreery had a chance to defend his
sanity" continued Spellman.
He was committed on a formal or
der and there is no judge in the world
who would not grant his discharge
after hearing his side of the case. So
there will be no settlement. 1t will be
a fight to the finish upon every issue
The hearing before the master in
lunacy is to be private.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-11
DIRECT PRIMARY A
SUCCESS IN SOUTH
Alexander and Smith Nominated
for Mayor by Voters of
Los Angeles

Los ANGELES, Nov. 10.-George AL
exander, present mayor, and George
Smith, who was nominated by a repub-
lican convention, were made the two
nominees for mayor to be voted for at
the regular election December z at the
primary election held in this city to-
day. This is indicated by incomplete
returns from nearly all of the zoe pre-
cincts in the city at midnight.
The members of the present board of
education have also all been nominated
at this primary election, and the candi-
dates for councilmen and other city
offices who were favored by the good
government and municipal leagues have
all secured a place on the ballots to be
presented for the consideration of the
voters at the December election.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-11
ACTOR SUES SAVAGE
FOR $4,000 DAMAGES
Henry E. Dixey Brings Action
in Federal Court
TSpecioI Dispoich 10 The Call

Special Dspdtch to ne Call
MINNEAPOLIS. Nov. 10.-Charging
Henry W. Savage. producer of Mary
James Pa" and Claxton wilstach,
business manager Of the company, with
circulating false reports to the effect
that the failure Of the company in
Minneapolis was entirely due to poor
acting on the part of Henry Z. Dixey,
the latter filed suit at noon today in
the district court for $4,000 for al
legged slander
Dixey charges that Savage and
Wilstach caused an article to be
printed in a New York paper TO the
effect that he was responsible for the
company's failure. Dixey further al
leges that Savage and Wilstach are
endeavoring TO promote this idea
among the theatrical people of the
country.
This suit is in addition to Dixey's
former suit for alleged violation OF
his contract.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-11
CALIFORNIA PIONEER
is CALLED BY DEATH
Lambert Dornberger Passe:
Away al Family Home
Speoiol Dispatch 10 The Call

Special Dsp0tch 10 ne Call
MAYFIELD. Nov. 1O.-Lambert Dorm
berger. a pioneer resident of Santa Clara
county. died yesterday at his home,
Dornberger grove.
Dornberger came TO Mayfeld in 1853
and located on land west of the town.
This proved to be land belonging TO
a Spanish grant. and he and two COM
DsniOns then took up claims on gov
ernment land on the east side of the
santa Cruz range along Stevens creek.
The place is still known as the Dorm
berger ranch
Later -Bornberger purchased SO acres
IN the southern part Of Mayheld and
built a large home, where he lived
for many years. He was born in Al
SAGE, 50 years ago. His wife died a
few years ago. but he is survived by
seven children. They are Eugene,
Gustaf. Victor. E. l., and George Dorm
berger and Mrs. T. d. Ross. Victor
Dornberger is principal Of the May
field schools and president of the board
Of trustees Of that town. DR.. f. l.
Dornberger formerly practiced his pro-
fession in Palo Alto. but is now located
in San Diego.
The funeral will be held at II O'Clock
tomorrow morning from st. Aloysius
church in Mayfleld, and the interment
viii be at Holy Cross cemetery, Menlo
Park
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-11
SIMPLE REMEDY FOR KIDNEYS
A simple Mixture of WelI-known In
gradients for Weak or Inactive Kid
neys or Bladder. Said to Be the
Best That Can BE Had.

Mix one-half ounce fluid extract
and six ounces good pure gin" Take
one or two teaspoonfuls three times a
day. after eating. This simple treat
ment. taken in time and according to
directions, is said to be the best remedy
obtainable for symptoms of kidney and
bladder trouble such as pains in the
back, frequent, scanty or highly colored
urination, soreness in the groin or hip
rheumatic pains in the joints, dizziness,
etc. All the above ingredients can be
bought separately and mixed at home
or any good druggist can put up the
prescription.
The kidneys are spongelike organs
whose function is to filter and sift poi
sonous waste matter and uric acid from
the blood. When they become clogged
or inactive these impurities are allowed
to remain in the system and are almost
sure to cause trouble of serious nature
Chronic rheumatism,i Bright's4 disease
and diabetes develop quickly from neg
lect or inactive or weak urinary organs