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The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02

For good meats and promp delivery
call up phone No. 231. II If
Typewriter ribbons at Feisler's
Drug Store. 13 If.
GIRL WANTED-In small family,
to do housework. Position perman-
ent. Inquire at this office.
T. w. Kinsella has about forty
acres of timothy hay to be put up on
shares. 7tf
LosT:-White pansy stick pin, valu-
ed as keepsake. Return to Mrs. r.
S. Matthews, Ada, Minn., for reward.
l2-3t.
If something isn't done to get rid
of the weeds in Sauk Lake, MIR.
Davidson will have to get weedless
wheels to furnish power for the elec-
trio light plant.
Wheel Taken-Columbia chainless
bicycle taken from my porch Saturday
night. Front rim white. Suitable
reward will be given for information
leading to it's recovery.
14-tf. DIR E. G. RICH.
Preaching services will be resumed
in the Congregational church on next
Sunday, Sept. 5. Rev. Mr.. Stark of
Minneapolis will preach in the morn
ing. The pastor will preach in the
evening at 7:3O.
Phil Haser of St. Paul, the big
open hearted fisherman, who visits
Sauk Centre as often as he can dur
ing the fishing season landed an 8
pound black bass Sunday morning.
1t was beauty.
VIM. Lewis, who subscribed for the
first paper published in Sauk Centre,
the Sauk Valley News, forty years
ago, renewed his subscription to the
Herald on Wednesday. Mr.. Lewis
owns 32O acres of good farming land
three and one half miles south west
of this city.
E. H. Osborn hauled in the biggest
load of oats for the season one day
last week. Two hundred and thirty
three bushels, 5000 pounds all told.
The wagon which carried this big
load of oats, without breaking down
or even groaning was made by the
Keller Manufacturing Company of
Sauk Centre and like all of the wagons
made by this company delivered the
goods.
A pleasing, good, high grade, truly
favored, amber colored Guy of coffee
can be had-and without the real Cof-
fee danger, or damage to health-by
simply using DR.. Shooop's new sub
stitute, called "Health Coffee. Pure
wholesome, toasted cereals, malt, nuts
etc. make DR.. Shoop's Health Coffee
both healthful and satisfying. No
20 to 80 minutes tedious boiling.
"Made in minute, says DR.. Shoop.
If served as coffee, it's taste will even
trick an expert. Test it and see.
Sold by all grocers. l4-5t.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Puttinu Nobody Wise.

'T'm sure" said the interviewer,
"the public would be interested to
know the secret of your success"
"Well, young man." replied the cap
tain of industry, 'the secret of my sue
cess has been my ability to keep it q
secret"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
The Master Builder.

There are Builders who have
hridssd the widest streams, the
deepest chasms in the world. But
there is one Master Builder, who
has built an invisible Bridge, thai
leads to eternity.
ALBERT DAHLEM.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
The Simple Truth.

The Powder Manufacturer-Fancy,
old Bill of all people, going into the
gunpowder shed with lighted can
die. should. nave though that that
would he the last thing he'd do.
The Workman Which, properly
speakin', it were, sir.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
, A Strenuous Hint "

"You seem to be busy man," re-
marked the chronic bore.
t"Yes," replied the man behind the
desk, Pm so busy can't find time to
meddle with things that don't con-
Germ me-"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
fine Residence Property FOR Sale

Large, convenient house, with six
acres of good land in Hoboken, known
as the McKusick Place for sale, rent
or will trade for good farm land. 'Ad-
dress, MRS. w. G. MCNIsH,
14-5t. Appleton, Minn,
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Sad Occurrence.

Stella-So your father handled him
without gloves?
Bella-Yes, and it would have been
better for poor dear George if he had
Eore it without shoes.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Begging Of.

Dumley - Say, you'd better take
something for that cold, old man.
Wise - Don't offer me any more.
please. I've taken too much already.
Dumley-Too much what?
Wise-Advice.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Retort Courteous.

Mrs. Knaggs-What yer wearin' that
black band round yer hat for?
X Mr. Knaggs-That's for your first
'usbana. I'm sorry e died.
Wanted-An Opportunity.
Young Wife-Don't you admire a
man who always says the right thing
ut the right time?
The Spinster-I'm sure / could if l
ever have the pleasure of meeting
such a man.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Wanted-An Opportunity.
Incomplste.

InCompIcte.
"These big hotels are not so COM
plete.' %"-
Whats lacking?"
The express elevator gets you to
the fifty-second story all right, but
there a half-mile corridor confronts
you and no cabs"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Tommy's First Voyage.

PA" said little Tommy,
Just to raise rumpus;
Does the captain put on boxing
gloves
When he goes to box the compassr
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-09-02
Too MANY Dates.

a Too Many Dates.
What possessed her to marry her
second husband on the anniversary of
her first's death?"
$50 as not to have too many dates
to celebrate."T;-.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
OF Interest to Women.

RAIsIN PIE-It is worth trying
when there is shortage Of dessert
material in the house. Soak two
cups OF raisins in cold water then
plump them in same water made hot,
seed and chop them, add the juice OF
one lemon, one cup of cold water,
one-half cup Of sugar. Fill under
crust, dredge with -four, dot with a
very little butter and sprinkle with
grated rind Of lemon. Cover with
a lattice crust and bake fifteen min
utes.
PRUNE and DATE PIES o a K
prunes until soft, then remove stones.
To two cups of prunes add one-half
cup of dates cut in tiny pieces, the
grated rind and juice of a lemon,
three tablespoons of sugar and
enough of the prune juice to make
the filling of the right consistency.
Dredge with flour, dot with bits of
butter, put on upper crust and bake
fifteen minutes.
HAZEL Nut CUsTARD PIE-This
is a favorite one of the New York
hotels. To a custard add one.half
cup OF finely ground hazel nuts. The
nuts will rise to the top and form a
tender crust to the custard. Wal
nuts. pecans or almonds may be used
in the place of the hazel nuts.
Substitute for CHERRY PIE-Equal
quantities of cranberries and seeded
raisin cooked together make a deli
cious filling for a pie which is hard
to tell from the real cherry.
LEMON PIE-Take one egg, one
cup of sugar, one tablespoonful of
flour, a little salt. Mix we'll to-
gether. Then add one cup of boil
ing water and the grated rind and
juice of one lemon. Better deep
plates or pie tins and line with a
plain paste. Fill with the mixture
and bake slowly for half an hour.
ROMAN CREAM-Into one quart OF
milk put one-half box OF galatine,
heat slowly. When the galatine is
thoroughly dissolved add the yolks
of four eggs beaten with one cupful
of sugar. Let it scald, then set
it aside to cool four minutes. Re-
turn il to the fire and add the well
beaten whites of four eggs and lit
tie salt. Flavor TO taste. Pour,
while hot, into mold that has been
plunged in cold water. Put in a
cool place and serve the following
day.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
Speaking Of Good Liquor.

In looking over some old papers
OF the late James A. Mckenzie. OF
Bowling Green, a friend found
copy of a letter from Col. Robt. G.
Ingersoll to Mr.. Mckenzie, accom-
panied by a jug Of rare old liquor.
The letter reads
"Dear jim l send you some Of
the most wonderful whisky that ever
chased a skeleton from a feast or
painted landscapes on the brain OF
man. 1t is mingled souls Of wheat
and corn. In il you will see the sun
beams chasing each other over the
billow fields, the dews Of night, the
wealth of summer and autumn's rich
content, all gilded with imprisoned
light.
"Drink it, and you will hear the
songs of men and maidens fair, min
gled with the laughter Of children
as they sing the Harvest Home.
Drink it, and through your vein you
feel the star-lit dawn, the dreamy,
tawny dusks Of many perfect days.
"For forty years this liquid JOY
has been imprisoned within its happy
slaves Of oak. awaiting an oppor-
tunity 10 touch the lips Of man.
Yours truly,
Robert G. Ingersoll."
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
President Gets Rai,,

The salary Of the pren5.,, -, d.
United States was fixed Tg.,, = ~
100000 per annum, SO far =. .
sena'eeOuld fix it,ani salan., q, S'
Vice Presidsn, aud ,h, so.,, - ''
the house Of represen.triy., D, e.,
600 each. '''r
The salary Of the chief b,,i,. i,
the supreme court of m. ~,
States was Increase from sl1m,
to $4,000 per annum and ,bo,. !
the associate justices from 81, ~
to si4,SOO. These change, ~.
made as amendment 90 ,h, l,,,,,
tive executive ami lud.aalappro,,,.
ton bills and after an erie55.5 /.
bate, amendment allowing I,
600 TO the vice-pres.dsn, and 4.
speaker for horses and caran
we're stricken from ib. bin.
The salary Of the president ON
United States was already as M,
as large as 1t ouggt TO be-, b,c,u,,.
is allowed SIS, 900 per annsr \
travelling expense and about A.
same amount or even nor, iof.,.
tenance and Improvements Of N
White House.
No man-human or divine.
worth such a salary, aulitvilh,
a tendency TO corrupt rather d,
improve the moral ioue Of lhs v,,
deney. Men will combine a,t
lots Of dirty work for a rins.p
men, Of $500 a day ior four van
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
Rush Creek.

Tom Arlington, of Harmony, Wis
tied Walter Crostic and family, Sat-
urday.
Mrs. Louis Atwill and daughter,
Miss Annie, Of Mud Creek, visited
friends here Tuesday.
We extend congratulations to our
editor, Mr.. Speer. May Heaven
choisest blessings attend them as
they journey over life's pathway
May they enjoy long and prosper
Gus life is the wish of correspond
ent.
Miss Jimmye White, Of near Cay
ce, surprised her friends by marry
ing, last Sunday, Jan. 18th. She
visited her old home in Lebanon,
Tenn. where she met her old school
mate and lover, Nj. Beard, and
the marriage was hastily consumat-
ed.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
Sad Death al Fulton.

One of the saddest deaths that has
occurred in Fulton in many years
occurred Tuesday at the Illinois
Central depot, when William H.
Irvine died, a victim Of tuberculosis.
Irvine came here at an early hour
Sunday from Martin, Tenn. He
was then in dying condition. Pa.
pers found on his person showed
that Irvine had four times served as
an ordinary seaman in the United
States navy, being honorably dis
charged each time. The body is
being held mere while an effort is be-
ing made to communicate with sup.
posed relatives Of Irvine near Dres-
den, Tenn.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

Hls face. scanned with burrows. pro-
claimed him a sage.
young man" cried the wrinkled old fell
low, 80 eager.
Hast seen "A young girl with a blush
on her cheek.
With eyes like the violet lips. like the
cherry
Hast seen such a girl' o l pray thee to
speak!
''They call her Miss Fame and for ionK
have sought her.
Have trudged and have prayed through
the prime Of my nfe.
o tell me, young man. for 1 fain would
pursue her
And win this sweet maid OF the world
for my wife"
pushed him aside ana rusned on In my
vigil.
Scanned faces I met to the left and
the ught:
/ searched every place In the great. TEEN
INK city.
And prayed for the dawn that would
dissipate night
An. bravely 1 trudge in thu street with
Us thousands.
An, madly 1 search In the care fettered
mart
Tho greatly fear not again shall meet
her
This maiden elusive. this dream Of my
heart
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

The Statewide prohibition bill
passed by the Tennessee Legislature
was vetoed by Gov. Patterson, Tues
day, but was passed over his veto
yesterday, and il will be unlawful to
sell liquor anywhere in that State
after July /. The breweries will
also be out Of business after Jan. l.,
1910, as no intoxicants may be man
ufactured after that date. The Com
mercial Appeal is weeping over the
slump in revenue which will follow
but fails to say that proverty
stricken women and children really
pay such revenue.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

I once met a maiden, a neat little maiden
With lips that we're flushed with the
ripe cherry's hue.
Her cheeks they were red al the way
was peering
Straight into her eyes OF violet blue
IT was rude. tn confess. but her cheeks
they were rosy
And dimples bewitching aud teasing
were there.
Most any young man who was heart
whole and happy
Would stare at a vision 50 daintily fart
The wind lucky fellow, was kissing her
dimples
And wrapping her form In clnging
embrace.
I passed by the maiden the neat little
maiden.
but lost VAS my heart to her sweet
flushing face
For weeks 1 have walked In the street
where the maiden
Was tripping that day on her way
through the thrOng.
And ever I'm searching the faces that
greet me
For one tina, will turn all ny NE into
song
To-day a. | pushed through the crowd
and the lostle.
! met an old man who was wrinkled
With age.
His form. 100. was bent With the years
hv bad travelled.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

Representative Edwards. OF Ken
lucky, introduced a bill in the House
to appropriate 81 500 to erect a
monument to Daniel Boone at Cum
berland Gap, where the State lines
Of Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia
join
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

WANTED; Reliable, energetic
man 10 sell lubricating oils, greases
and paints in Fulton and adjoining
counties. Salary or commission.
tn. FAIRFAX REFlEIAc co.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

If you want to buy or sell-any-
thing from paper Of pins to a city
block-try a Courier want ad. Ten
cents will put the matter before S.
600 people.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
LlGHrN,so's QUEER rst,a
Deg Killed In Tap % psriu N
Escapes unnIyrse

MANY strange f.ra.. W Iarl
are reported frnm o. uts-. d
says a CLAYTON y q Dispatch .
Philadelphia Record NtIs 4
was painting H sisn e., labaul
frightened dog jumped ua Bio E
streak ~ lightning .r..v.rt 'as ~
neck. passed down u .l- tt
killed 10 Instantly IH, ,st -
Was blinded for about .hrr d
but felt no other effect. OF OBJ,
ming after his sight bad -sars
him
The bolt that struck Nafr 4
made a hole through no, a,H ~
under his fuut bai 3.t HF ltis
slightest mark uur fi. us a
dow pane. 30 b, st inches H ihs 4
houn. was taken Ul' H, 'he lihl
and stood up against saint
without rrackinl me glass hr
HlhA hahlht N'a
Elazlers points
A tree IN North CLAYTON s1rd
BY a ball which appeared a. tfh
barrel and stripped entirely q
leaves without uthereI.r .u.ra
tree 4 tin can az 'ue NcNa
house was shaped Ht DE hcH
like an accordion plated .s.t 4
81 lightning nlrd Harr tstet
lar with dense smUss Boo ~
marks whence 30 came w sl'ls
went. Lightniug jumped nun1
fence surroundiug "a HUt.'N liH
gave Mrs. Francis $500 boa
which she has nuf .,. u. 800
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

For a change the Y S S'Ef
Court this week held The I;rh
trust Law TO be constitutions |
affirmed the decision Of The q
courts fning the Waterloo
Co. Sl,623,9OO for violauona
Law.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

Square Deal''.i is the best woven
wire fence on the market. We have
plenty Of it.-Farmers Hdw. Co. Inc.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
ouIps

Some folks have more money than
brains. and are not rich. either.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

The older a man grows the more
funerals he has 10 attend aud the few.
er wedding Invitations reach him.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

Why does the girl who. at i6. insist.
ed ON being called Miss Jones. like
AT 30 90 be called babe" or
"Toodlesg"
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

II takes SOS worth OF flowers to
make a teaspoonful OF altar Of roses.
but a copper's worth o. onions will
scent whole theater.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21
Robert G. Ingersoll.

The best coffee in the world for
zoe a pound. We can prove it,
Bettersworth & Partner.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

That hackneyed newspaper phrase
The blushing bride. Is too true ever
10 die out Considering the kind Of
man she marries. Il Is no wonder the
average bride bushes
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-01-21

A newspaper interyiev-yOu'n no
tice It as election time approaches
is a modern invention that enables
statesmen TO put their views before
the public without assuming respon
sibility for them. II the views don't
take they are repudiated as the mac.
curacies OF careless reporting.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-11-27

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With the Pacific Monthly maya
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Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-11-27
JOHN O. BENDER
Lawyer
French's Principles.

Former Congressman Burton l..
French in letter TO II. Y. Williams of
Standpoint, makes known his attitude
upon the important political questions
Of the day, as follows:
Dear Mr.. Williams am in receipt
of your letter Of the 18th ultimo, asking
with regard to my position on Cannon
ism, the tariff, railroad legislation and
waterways, and absence from Moscow
for a short trip has delayed me IN
answering.
] shall give you my position without
regard TO whether or not ] shall be
candidate for congress next year. 1t is
early yet for much political discussion
touching upon the campaign, but if J
decide TO become a candidate before the
primaries you may regard my letter as
giving my position on these questions.
The probability is that ] shall be a can
didate. ii am not, you may regard
my letter as expressing my personal
views.
am unaiterably opposed 70 the
longer continuation of Mr. Cannon as
speaker Of the house Of representatives.
lie should have been defeated the last
time, and would have been beaten had
those who pledged 10 vote against him
represented their promises 10 the
people. Mr. Cannon, in nay opinion,
docs NOT represent the sentiment Of tae
masses VI the people Of the west, noi
VI any other part Of che country, Tor
tnat matter, and Cannonlsm stands f0r
p type VI politics tbai b not al all in
harmony With American idealf. A.
stands for se|ffhness and fayoniism n
t4e 'ndiyldua' al against ll people gen
orally, ane CO.. pollfs tlai nleanf 10
ule beat interest NJ az special inier
esif.' Aoi aith any feelllf NJ il 1ill
Toward Af tappoD lpf aitef q fep
tosfs NJ snFle |n uI. hopse AZ leple.
sentative make lDla flatemenl aifh
i1o ieellpf N|a' fn0 county a 40 a..
sewing a. az sleNn hands tlai
nl'eNl n NJ onNile NJ 1p1ei say
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cause NJ f'f NlNIf Hlfl vi Nf poAlI
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e 'sNNs0 tAu ii|Nn A pols|llNlg
Al NNiNti|nf HW Ia... beyond ml
comprehension II iNN In4sN ~
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Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-11-27

suppose. I am in favor of this policy,
and of the larger policy of developing
the waterways of the whole country.
1t would be a good business proposition
to issue bonds to complete compre-
hensive system of internal waterways.
This would be the most businesslike
way of handling the question, the most
economical, and the way that would
bring the quickest returns. Railroads
do not hesitate to bond, when, by doing
so, they can build railroad that will
be money maker, nor should the gov
eminent delay on the deep waterway
question, question that means so
much for the people generally of the
United States. By doing work by
! piecemeal, much of the work is wasted
by the time the next appropriation is
made, just as much of the value of a
house would be lost if it were built part
this year and part next. Speaker Can
non, in q recent speech, is quoted as
saying that it viii be time enough to
complete the Panama canal when this
country has population of 500, 900, 600
people / have no patience with this
policy, applied either to the canal or to
our internal waterways.
] am in favor of The early completion
OF the canal, in connection with the
systematic development of the internal
waterways, as a business proposition
for the northwest. Let me illustrate.
Last year we shipped to Europe from
Portland, Seattle and other northwest
coast points more than 80, 600, 600 bush
els of wheat This grain was shipped
a distance of 10000 miles further than
it would have been shipped had we had
the Panama canal. More than this, the
ships in returning Travelled another
10000 miles further in making the
round trip more than they would need
to have gone had the canal been COM
pleted. Do you see why attach so
much Importance to a speedy compile
ton Of the Panama canal? Imagine
the effect on rates for the northwest.
We could take other illustrations, and
1t would be the same. j stand for q
policy that means the earliest compile
ton Of the Panama canal, and the i'm
mediate development Of c0mprehens-
i've system Of waterways within our
country, and j assure you that these
two things will mean much for the re-
duetion Of freight rates, especially IN
the northwest.
Under separate cover ! am sending
you a copy each Of speeches ] have
made IN congress on the railroad rate
question, government ownership Of rail
roads, the tariff, waterways, and num-
erous other subjects IN which you may
be interested.
There are other questions Ia which
Idaho Is deeply interested, such as an
income tax and the proposition. ad-
yanced by Senator Borah Of issuing
bonds for the completion Of reclamation
projects, and ! am ID hearty accord
with them
With regard b Mr. Cannon, ] should
probably add that when ] was lrsi
elected ~ congress there were several
candidate for speaker There were
Cannon Payne Sherman NOV vice
preslaenD, Llttleield, and possibly
Others. ! was q stranger personally ~
al VI them. and neither of them bad
eyer been speaker and there Mas no