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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
FEDERAL INTERFERENCE WITH
OUR BEAUTY SLEEP.


Senator Lodge. OF Massachusetts,,
has proposed to enact into a law the
biggest April fool joke OF the cen
turtles for next year. He would take
a tuck in the vernal night gown and
rob the country OF its beauty sleep.
Literally he proposes to cut the
hour between two and three o'clock
in the AprA Sunday mornings down
to forty minutes. in order TO trick
the population into getting up earlier.
To make up for It. he has another
scheme. In January the month
everybody swears CT. he proposes TO
make the same hour for each Sunday
eighty minutes long. Think OF II,
you FOUNDERS. who saw the sand drop
cut OF the glass as though the bottom
had broken. for whom the hours sped
by like minutes, just at that time
when the glamour OF Il all was being
dispelled and you knew you had to
go to bed and you didn't want to-
DYhat would YOU not give for eighty
,ute housS after midnight in De-
III?
daylight extension PROPOSE
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
MONEY IN MILK.


OF course you know exactly
now much milk each milch-cow
gives you every day. Do you
know how much she charges
you for IL?
Get Her to Cut the Price.
Give her "ALFALFA-LASS,
the pure. wholesome feed with
"a sweet taste" The COW Will
do the rest.
An ordinary milch-cow In good
condition. when fed ALFALFA
LASS will give you at least
TWENTY PER CENT more
milk.
II. Il. HAWKINS a. son,
Wholesalers.
Both Phones No. 10.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
Natural History.

Little Mary went into the country
on a visit to her grandmother. Walk
ing in the garden. she CHANGED to spy
a peacock, bird she had never seen.
She ran quickly into the house and
cried: ooh, grandma, come out and
see. There's an old chicken in full
bloom. "-Argonaut,
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

Horse racing has been put under
the ban by strict gambling laws, to-
bacco troubles have cost, Kentucky
millions. and the fight on whisky
seriously threatens one OF the states
great industries, but SO far there
seems to be no curtailment of or
serious competition with Kentucky
development of beautiful women.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

DO not forget we are stnl doinr
business in Paducah. Estimates viii
be cheerfully furnished on coucrets
and brick work by calling phone No
49O or coming In person To room No
4O1 Fraternity Bldg. p
CONTRACTOR wEIKEL
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

II have orders to arrest all blind
beggars." said the policeman not UNI
kindly to the man with an II am
blind" placard.
ION your way" responded the
mendIcant. blithely. Il can see as
well as you can. That placard Is a
part OF the fake"
Naturally the embarrassed police
man had to let him go-Philadelphia
Ledger. 81 M ~
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
NEWS OF SUNDAY.


Cyclone kills 2S in Oklahoma.
skinny Madden, Pouchet and
Boyle, labor leaders. fined $500 for
extorting money to settle strikes.
Farmers clear up $50, 900 900 by
Patten corner.
b. & o. acquires c., II. & d.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
Political Announcement

The Sun is authorized TO announce
the candidacy of Mr.. Thomas n,
HazeIip for police judge, city OF
Paducah, subject to the action OF the
Republican party.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

Guthrie. Ktt May 81. oSpsclail-
Reports in hogsheads OF the sales
OF the 1908 crop by the Planters
Protective association for the week
ending May 20. and for the crop 20
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

The total production OF turpentlne
IN the southern woods during the last
year was 3G,50O.O00 gallons. and OF
rosin. $4,000 600 barrels. The value
OF the two products was $4,000, eOos
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

Report In hogsheads OF the sales
OF the 1907 crop by the Planters
Protective association for the week
endiDg May 20 and for the crop 90
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

The sun Editorial rooms, Phones
old, 337; new. 35s. Anyone hav-
ing news items please call above num-
beers.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
DaiksnThouvInt.

The imitatof is a nself-confessed
failure. He discounts his own per-
sonality in every effort he makes to
pattern himself after someone else.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

The Egan will get away tomorrow
for Caseyvllle after a tow OF coal for
the West Kentucky Coal company.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

The pigmy mouse OF Siberia is
said to be the smallest quadruped
in the world.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

III IRIS ONLY A HEADACHE
Why Cornelison's Headache Liver Pills
Will cure that 10 cents Guaranteed
by all druggists.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
you DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.

Every dose makes you feel better. Lar
FOs Keeps your whole insides right
sold on the Money-Back plan every
where. Price soc.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

Personally appeared DeIore NE tuIs
April 2, 1909, r. d. MacMillen, BUSH
ness manager Of The Sun, who af-
Arms that the above statement OF
the circulation OF The Sun for the
month Of March, 1909, is true to the
best OF his knowledge ana belief.
PETER PURYEAR,
Notary Public McCracken Co.
Ny commission expires January
10. 1919.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
WHAT MAY BE BOTH

STONE blind, yet overlooking the Capitol
The Washington Monument.
Containing all the twenty-six letters, yet
with less than half of them in 1.-THE alphabet.
Much hard ware and showing it-Battered
Honest in its appearance yet showing its
git-A gold brick
Caesar and his commentaries-His
AL over an apartment house, yet its chief
support-ItS man-tenantS.
The regular issue of a paper and an extra
dition-A requisition for criminal.
Manuscript of Holy Writ and a goat brows-
ing on it-Scrip-chewer.
A Norway landscape and view in SwitZer-
land-All-pine scenery.
A boy wanted and the call for nina
small adj
The tranquility and the madness of a He
brew prest-Rabbi-ease
In custody, yet free to skip out-Guard
dead.
Over an indoor fire, yet out in the cold-A
mantle.
Undressed fowl, yet with shoulders covered
The cape-on.
flagship in battle yet no flag to be seem
Its tars all below deck.
A city not worse than others, yet whose
sins are always to the front-Cincinnati
Different and indiferent-A couple ten
years married.
Smart yet henpecked-A shrewd husband.
A wife beater and his excuse for flicker.
type-righter and user Of pen and ink A
proof reader.
Tom Fn!iery
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
By Guy A. Ourand

darling Rae, and Darling Sue
Betsy Barker is not the only pretty girl.
because mention is made of Pretty Coral
Donnelly," Pretty Ann" Pretty May, !"
Peggy" and Pretty Polly
The exact hour of her death we are not told
but we do know She Is Sleeping in the Val
Hudson by the Deep Blue Sea" and
Where the Suwanee River Flows
Young women should carefully examine this
list to see if their names are found in the cata-
su R Of Tsst S hs p IheFe are Ann
Bell" Sweet Birdie Bell Sweet Mary
lane" Sweet Daisy McCue, Sweet Dona
O'Dell," Sweet Jennie Hail. Sweet Jessie
Brown Sweet Katie O'Riley," Sweet
Kitty Clare, Sweet Katie Cronin, y Sweet
Laura May" Sweet Maggie Msshane, -, y,
and Sweet Sadie Oberlee.''
If your heart is in this condition, you had
better make your will. Think of the bad state
Beats Only for You Hath a Song rs
overfo s. rs Sad. lis by the Seaside,
is Ever Longing rs Full Of Kisses" Us
MelCl11S away, Is WSSt"dlQ, 10
Weary Waiting"
Among Those Present
THE following might be taken for an extract
i from the society column of newspaper.
1t looks as if it might read: Among those
Miss Columbia" Miss Courtesy" Miss
Cupid of Chicago" Miss Dixie" Miss Dolly
Dollars" Miss Ginger" Miss Hook Miss
Kate" Miss Killarney" Miss Laughs and
Brown, Miss Mandy, Miss Mexico" " Miss
Mousnie, Miss Nancy, Miss Napoleon, ;"
Miss Popularity and Miss Rosy Posy
and M Ms San so MasFSI1ana
ductor," Mr. Gollywog, Mr.. Heinrich Hud-
SON" MIR. Hicks of New York Mr.. John
son" Mr. LIE Roy Hampton Turner Jones" ",
Mr.. Noah" Mr.. Nobody from Nowhere, y
"Mr. Postman," Mr. Railroad" Mr.. Sam
son" Mr.. Roosevelt" Mr.. Star" and Mr..
Watermelon"
For titles of poetic thought and sentiment
consider these: All Sure Am Tryin' to Be
Another Poor Soul Added to the List of
Broken Hearts" Are They Going to Hang
My Papas" Aunt Helen's a-Steppin' High"
" Danish Your Friends with Frown,' p" Bill
He Scratched His Head" 4" Bills a Liar,"
Cause Wifey Took the Kids" "Dearie, Won't
You Let Me Fascnate Your" DO Not Fill
Heaven and EARTH" Don't Get Mad and
Act Like Fool" Don't Get Mushy When I'm
Around" Don't Interfere with Jesus, y
" Great Aches from Little Toe Corns Crow
Il Amt as Foolish as l Look to Be- Il Ain t
Got No Further Use for YOU" =" l Don't Want
No Imitation Man" "In Let You Chew My
Chewing Gum" Ma Ragtime Skinny Gal"
Now Who'd Have Thought He'd Fall So Low
as That, oh You Bantle Shank Niger,
She Always Wears the Pants, and Some
body's Evidently Lied.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07

nine thousand musical compositions copy
righted by the Library of Congress during
the last year. This is not such a task as one
may imagine; for these names, when arranged
in alphabetic order, fill only two hundred
pages of closely printed matter, and one may
complete the task in four or five hours.
Geographic Composers
THOSE familiar with the geography of this
country will discover that considerable
portion of the United States IS remembered by
the composers.
We read of THE Atlantic City Girl AT
Narragansett Pier" AT Freeport,' AS the
Sun Was Setting Along the Hudson" Anna
Among My Pennsylvania Hills, Along the
Hills of Idaho" "Alaska-Yukon March" AT
Sunset on the Wabash Dear Old Rockies -
" Destruction of San Francisco" District of
Columbia, Down Along the Shores of Flor
ida, y Down in Dear Old Maine" Down on 7,
" Down on the Old Lehigh,' Down Where the
Mississippi las well as the Ohio and the Penob-
scott Flows. Down Where the Sacramento
Wends Its Way" Drifting on the Susque-
hanna ~. Echoes from y the St. IL LaM W
Back in Mississippi" Back in the Good Old
full Falls of Niagara" Belle of Richmond"
"Bellefontaine, 81 Long to Be in Dear Old
!! I'm Song Back to Cleveland"
Auaiio 4naiSi' II 'el DAN W iiiiiiIiS
ton" In Portland Hospital In Dear Old
Colorado [also California, Georgia, Iowa, Ten
nessee, Wyomingl," " In Detroit. " In My Old
Kentucky Home" I'm Old Missouri In
Old New Hampshire" In Syracuse, In the
Valley of the Mohawk" In the Valley Where
the Lackawanna Flows, " In the Valley Where
the Sleepy Schuylkill Flows" Iowa, Fairest
on Earth - Take Me Back to Broadway [also
to North Carolina and Vermontl," Boating on
the Ohio" Brownsville Raid by the
Allegheny River BY the Old Potomac
River. Cape Henry Shoals" Cheer Chi
cago," Cloud City Newport, Come Back to
Old Manhattan" Day at West Point, Day
at Coney Island" On the Shores of Lake De-
troit, Our Illinois,, Queen of the Saginaw
Valley" MY Little Jersey Girl" My Louisi-
ana Home, -" My Maryland MY Old Texas
Home" My Ga Virginia Home" MY Own
Ocean Grove" "Off to Philadelphia" okla
homa State March, On the Beautiful Shen-
andoah," On the Boat to Albany" st On the
Banks of the Laxahatchie land Blackwater,
Manzanares, Ohio, Genesee, and Pomperangi"
moonlight on Lake Champlain, Moonlight
on the Mississippi" My Adirondack Home, 4"
My Alabama Home, My Arizona Belle"
NV Arkansas Home, ""My Catskill Mountain
Home My Colorado Homestead My
Dear Old Nebraska Home" My Dear Old
Ohio Home" Mid the Hills of Sunny Kan
sas," Minnesota Waltz" Queen of New
Orleans" and then some writer, to prevent
any portion being sighted, copyrighted
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07

MANY interesting facts can
NA be learned by careful re-
view of the titles of the TWENTY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
WORDS AND MUSIC

u Daisy Dell" Daisy Doyle, :"
Daisy Grey Daisy Lee. ="
- Darling DO1lv.'' Darling Eve
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
Don't Forget and Goodby

A a gentle reminder, we are told Don't
Forget He Cares for You," "Me," the
Dear Old Home 1.-The Maple at the Garden
Gate the Old Man." Ito Love Your
Mother to Write, Tonight" Your
Dear Old Mother" Your Mother and
Your Old Home
Amt" may not be sanctioned by the die
tionaries, yet it appears as the beginning to the
titles of ten compositions.
"Goodby' is said to Alice, Allie, Annie
Laurie, Evelyn, Jack, Jennie Jones, Jessie
Darling, Little Fay, Lou, Louisa, Mamie, May
Darling May Dear, Mary Jane, Nellie, Resale,
Sallie, and Tommy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
Meet Your Affinity

SHOULD you desire to make an appointment
with your affinity, you may select any of
these locations and sing, I'm Be Waiting in
the Shadow" on the Little Bridge, " ON the
Shady Avenue Where the Columbines
Grow" Where the Honeysuckles Bloom"
and Where the Sweet Red Clovers Grow"
In case this should not be explicit enough
you might mention that you will be found
'Beneath an Old Shade Tree" Shady Trees, :"
the Green Elm Tree the Hawthorne
Shade" the Maple Tree, :" the Moon" the
Old Magnolia Tree the Old Oak Tree, -
the Pine Trees Shade, the Pines, the
Shade of the Maple Tree the Star Spangled
Banner" the Stars, Sunny Skies" Sun
set Skies the Sycamore the Willow
Tree" and the Window"
If it is hot summer day, you might have
your meeting I'm the Shade OF the Green Bam-
boo Tree, the Magnolia Tree" the Ma
pies, the old Apple Tree the Old Tryst-
Weeping Willow Tree"
Or you might say, Meet Ne at Asbury
Park. y" Heavens Gate, -" " Jamestown, Lin
coin Square" 1.-The Barber Shop" 1.-The
Chutes,'' 1.-The Crossroads the Electric
Park, 1.-THE Garden Gate" 1.-The Station"
the Virginia Fair" the Corner" in
Heaven Tonight" ION the Banks of the
James," ION the Warpath,'' Under the
Weeping Willow" Where the Golden Corn
Is Waving, Where the Waters Gently Flow 4"
Allow me to introduce you to Daisy Dean, }"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-04-29

letea Rsoahascoa, Apeil al
Mn Laura 0rin1e Is ~ ome.
lsting = regular orRanist q Tie Pre-
oytefsaa church.
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night last feon Ntnnea.olla. vheaa -
has ben stadyine rha,.aov tsls
winter.
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nan, hes reoently inveate0 a : -
auto, ana VIII ~ the ses.e = ~
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Monday. ana Il nerforned .aae.lv
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town Wednesday u search Of thsoo
colts which we're stolep from hi fas0
somo tire Monday night 4 descsip.
ton Of tl1s colt0 appears elseWhere 10
this l1sue. NJ. 6hsSer had taken up
elsveo heed Of stray hossss, advestieea
then an6 he'd then 10 his postufo.
oooe Hus after 9 O'Clock Noaday
night 5000 unknown party OF parks
Gsovo %, cut the fence wires, pulled
- IL Posts sud went away With the
0loven hoad ond three 1t Mr. Skaters
ooats With tho tunch.
~ tl,o school meeting Monday a.
tsEnooo J. I. Roup was chosen chair
IN I'D A. L. Cell secretary. There
Woee quite . number on hand via
Weeo intssested 10 school matters, and
". =. Yeater was chosen TO represent
thb district . arbitrator to settle The
Natter of dividing the indebtedne11
betuoon this end and the south end.
which Was recently made into = now
oistfict. Mr.. Yeater hes been treas
uref Of ths district for . number Of
yooea and - veil able to present the
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-04-29

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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-04-29

Neliee 1ee publieatiou.
A!s o;.sos :. S g e: 5s5 4
April q. 1909.
ussaes = Asssby given that
". B. GROVER,
~ Vl9o1a. North Dalkota, Who on Sspeemhoe
49, nomeesead Entry No. i0S5l
= = q section !, To.nshlp . n.
eo WW. OF e1ttA Peincipal Meridian. hos
~ oeeeco oe intention 70 mako lnel
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49, go ox-o0e1O cleek Of tho couniv
go g H,ses. NoetA Dakota. on the afth
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oo0oo Joaa 1seseeley, of Wiaoaa, n. D.
4. H.jEWELi. Reeister.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-04-29

.wantsd-To purchase : quarter
section rsllnQuishmsns h Emmons Of
. aslghbosins eounty. Apply at Rec
ord oMoe.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-04-29

A00 ~ O080.Ooeteth
AZ length the lion reached it, lair,
Backed into It Ia deep despair,
Aud vowed, 20 long - life was hi.
10 fight, though sorsly wounded, VIC !:
One leg shattered,
Two knife-slashes on back.
Four ribs kicked In,
One dunn dunn bullet 10 head,
Two steel.nosed bullets il body,
One ear blown OF.
Add bitten through the wlndplpe.
The shouting and the tumult erew:
The angry bullets spat and dew;
And, when the king Of beasts vas ut,
The following fireworks were sl,ot:
Six skyrockets.
Two fiowerpots,
One spinwheel.
Four Roman candles,
Three Booker Washlngteu chasoes,
Two medium-slIsd bomhs.
And one son-of.aegnp.
: : =
May gets III nasle fso0 Aaie, Who
was The mothes q 1escnsy, ths 70.
nan god q prosperity. lfb1sises y
eolng to Improve at III. u viii Do -
under this favorable siGp. fox Nay
~ uaoed Tor and dedicated % gain.
and during ~ thiety-one doys bust.
- has usaally ben eood and moaey
.cO0patativoly abundant.
-
In a1dition to Mercury's teup1e n
Rose, a altar ms raised 20 hin over
4 aall near the Porta Canena ~
festival Of the god MAY 25) to spfinkle
thoie goods With the waters or tn
vell. that they might be purified and
yield . biz profit. Tsis vas the orlsfn
Of watering stocks, ana even 70 thu
tine the 25th Of MAY Il Z holiday n
Wall street and the New jersey ~.
laturs.
go
Wake me early, mother, darling, C
guseo =. .ne nay motner; I'm 20 b
gu..u u tne nay. nave the bonneA
notner. us tine strangest ever soen;
ano you net your bottom dollar IT,
t.ss Donnet makes the queen. Il haB
tne seeming, mother, Of . cosl-h0d up-
we Gown, with the sprout prOjecting
backward from the aower-coversd
crown, while the clrcling bail upon u
passes underneath my. chin. Wato
ne early l Am crazyfor the voting to
neein.'
The meadow-lark will MARBLE and
will WOO his true love With his nnalan.
choly boom. The barefoot hov vlIl
issue his spring challenge to thu task
The lamb will frisk and rambnl ms.
the louise upon his back The n,..ec,
winds will frolic in the fields of ~.
Ing green. and the terrible mosoulto
pres his face upon the scre.r
.*.
Coma ont into tho ....s
i T.,a vines heyin n nm. ..ss s. -. s"suus.
our coneressmen SON, an, -. S"s sosos
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-04-29

Notice Is hereby glysn that Q peHtsoa ~
oeen filed with the clerk q teie vi!le2. ~
The Washington bee., 1909-12-11
A MOCK CONFERENCE

The great Mock Annual Confer
ence which was rendered at the Met
ropolitan A. NJ. E. Zion Church D
St, bet. end and 3rd Sts., S. W, Mon
day night, December 9th under the
auspices of the Stewardess board OF
the church was a Success in every par
ticular. They played to a house taxed
to its utmost capacity, there being
hardly standing room available eth
er in the auditorium or, in either of
the two galleries.
The Conference was under the di-
rect supervision of Mrs. Matte R.
Nelson, of Philadelphia, Pa, who has
a wide experience and reputation in
such work. The conference consist
ed solely of women attired in the
costume of men except that of pants
and made excellent imitators of BIZ
shops, presiding elders, and preachers
of the Methodist Conferences making
their reports from good and poor
districts after a year of hard work.
Mrs. Lena Spence, the president of
the Stewardess board and Mrs. Mel
son both received many congratula-
tons for the success of the confer
ence which netted profit of more
than $I25.oo after expenses were
paid.
The Washington bee., 1909-12-11

to make Spanish inquisition ap-
pear trivial in comparison. For
this horrible murder no one is
prosecuted, and the soul of that
poor Negro minister must go
crying through eternity. Justice
Justice! But where is Justice?
Because two white Americans
who were implicated in assisting
revolutionists who were trying
to overthrow the government in
a Central American Republic,
were executed, American war
ships and marines were rushed,
last week, over turbulent seas to
demand reparation and indemni-
ty for the two lives taken.
In the first case the victim was
a poor, law-abiding Negro in his
own, and confessed1y free coun-
try. In the second case the vic
tins were white men who were
adventures, in and plotters
against a government under
which they wVe not citizens.
We have no idea of question
ing the right of this country to
protect Americas citizens
abroad. This, to be just, is
right at any cost. But may we
not ask if protection can be eN-
tended to those sojourning in
foreign lands why it cannot be
extended to a peaceful, inoffen-
sive people who reside almost
beneath the dome of the capitol?
And if states cannot, or will not
protect their citizens, why not
centralize power to enable the
federal government to protect
its own at home? State rights
has never spelled full protection
for the American Negro.