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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
POSTAL SAVINGS.
Senate Cons dcrs Bill: Neyburr
Spesks in Opposition.

WASHINGTON. u. e. Feb 10
Tho postal savings hank bill was
before tho senate during srosi 81
tho session today and Senator Hey
hurr " idaho spoke in opposition
to i, B1t it'll" progress vas mad.
Tho ,cnate took 2 rcr"sS IN order
io Join IN" hous' 81 representative,
IN tic counting of tho electoral vote.
rcSrm8ur its legislative work imm"
diatciy thereafter
TIL y~natc ~ :,-ni '."lcck y m al
iouruCd
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Richmond Authorities Allow Barred
Comedy to be Repeated.
WARMING GIVEN BY MAYOR JONES
When The Blue Mouse" is Presented
Here Chief Of Police Reynolds Will
be on Hand to Call Halt II Neees-
sary.

"Thr Blue Mouse was n" all alb
sorbing topic fov CONVERSE ion 90
>estrrdas. and though it pr baby
r:.s: something like 81. 500 IN lost box
ofiic" receipts. no theatrical produc-
lion WAS ever more thorOuGhly aGrer.
Used in Virginia than this sam"
comedy which was barred from the
Richmond Academy of Music stage
Thursday night and yesterday after
~. on.
There: was much talk about what
", uld y" done in the way Of applying
for injnnctiolGS etc. i'll ID" capital
city. hut The management Of TN"
Blue. Mouse" c0nt"ut"d itself with
closing the rngag"ment there last
night bv presenting tn" play in ""x
purga,-d' form. with the approval of
, III" police. Tonight the comedy will
br pres. med AT tn" local Academy
aud acting under instructions from
Nav0r Jones. <niCt of Ponce
REYNOLDS will be ON band to put a
stop To tn" performance" if anything
immoral or indecent APPEARS.
Mavur Jones addressed a letter 70
Manager q. b. \. hooker of the
Academy. yesterday. notifying him
uf the inst -1Icfions which hal been
given the polio" chief Mr.. Hn }k"I
states thai .hc has no dcsir" TO al
, low anything ,hjcctionahl" to be Lu'
on AZ he .tca'temy, and thar h" !:
is confident That no fault will be
,ound with the show tonight. He re
,."ivrd letter yesterday from Mana
ger Leo Wise. Oi III" Richmond
| Academy. in which the Richmond
manager said that none of his pa
rons complained about III" show
that he regarded the comedy as less
objectionable than many others seer
in past seasons. and was unable t
see why such fuss should have beer
made about it.
/ Yesterday represent atlv" OF me
Shuherts pr oduCerS Of THE Blue
Mouse. arrived in Richmond from
New York. and at his request MaNbl
Richardson and Chief OF Police Wer
ner Witnessed special rehearsal
during which some ''prun!ng was
done After tn" reherSal tnt
authorities expressed themselves al
being satisfied with the eNpurgateC
edi,i~ n. and the play was presented
last night 10 big audience.
Chief Werner relegraph"d Chic
Reynolds as follows: Al rehearsal
here today objectionable features il
| The Blue VI use eliminated.
| As a result OF Chief Werner's com
plaint u the mayor after the per
Torrance Monday night. only two
performances of The Blue Mouse
! were given in Richmond instead O.
! he four scheduled TIL" house wa
dark TUESDAY night and yestcrda!
afternoon AS there was a big ad
vance sale for both III" night ant
matine" performances. $1,000 pr"ha
. blv is a conservative estimate of wha
the hex office didn't get on account Of
the disturbance.
II is supposed that the performance
: here tonight will b" in accordance
with tho Richmond pruning.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
SHIPPING REPORT.
Wednesday. February 10, 1909.
Arrived.

Steamer BroCkby OBJ, Baty. Por'
Arthur-tu White Oak Coal Company
tor bunker coal.
steamer llmCnau tGerb, krauS''
Pert Arthur--to Ch"Saprak'' and ono
Goa! and Cox" Company for bunker
coal
Schooner Jan" PALMER. Bowen. h"N'
tonic White Oak Coal Company Tor
cargo
Schooner Elizabeth Palmer. Smi n
i,os,on-;o White Oak Coal Company
for cargo.
5 hoon". MaeruS Manson. Boston
to- SmokcleSs Fuel Company for car
go
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Steamer Agenor.a Ahre.

4 r"por, received her" y"st"rda:
stated tha, the British steamer Az"
noria. which sailed from this por
for Liverpool on January 20. arrived
At her destination on February :
with fire in her fcrepcak TIL
AyonOria was a. the SEipyard nor
for extensive minor repairs 20 m"
chinerv during the carly part cf las
month and sailed from her" with :
cargo OF coal,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Notice TO ShipmaSters.

Commander George Madison. l. :
~ inspector Of equipment at the
shipyard. yesterday issued the follow
ing notice:
Time ball is not raised today DUE
to an accident in the shelter house
"Shipmastcrs may Obtain 4 com
harrison nv the crOnOmeter at any
time between = a. NJ and 1 y. M. Sun
days and ma ;ional holidays excepted.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Giee Club to Sing.

The Hampton Roads Gle" Club Wit
sing At III. "vancelisiic meeting =
lie he'll AT he Academy Of Mu3'"
during IN" Young Mems Christia1
Associate Bible Institute next Sun
day afternoon.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Steamer Rheinfeis in Port.

The German steamer RhEIn!"lS.
which was to tax" on her crew of
ahClt forty coolies VINO have been
uuartercG in this city for the past
mont. from q tug at The capcs. was
comDell.d by tne rough weather I"
com" IL pto this port yesterday TO
get the men, as they could not /"
landed aboard tn" ship from tug.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Sailed.

Steamers Cayo M2nzan'lio iBrD,
cUwdy. London: Brookhy GSrl. Baty
Rotterdam: llmcnan (G"r.). krauSc.
Rotterdam and Hamburg.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11

headaches, nervous
prostration. and
hemorrhages.
Lydia T.. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compoundmademe
we'll and strong, SO
that | can do all my
housework. and at
tend to the store
and post-oilice. and
feel muchyoungrr
than l really am.
.I.ydia r.. Pink
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
Calendar for TodG/.
Marine Notes.
llIllGllati

Thr German steamer IImCnaU
STONED. her" Yesterday for bunker
coal while enroutc TO Rotterdam and
Hamburg from Port Arthur with q
cargo of exports
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11

The barge Mary B. Mitchell was
INSPECTED yesterday at the shipyard
hv the United States local inspectors
from Norfolk. and found satisfactory,
a certificate of inspection for one
wear being granted
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11

Have your prescriptions filled by
Graduates Of Pharmacy at Allen Drug
Store. Patents at cnt rate. 1-19-1m
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-02-11
THE
BEST
REMEDY
For Women-Lydia Z. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound

Noah, Ky. was passing through
the Change Of Life and suffered from
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

flc has been writing the story
" bis life
No literary man ever worked
more faithfully an book than
has Nelson on bis. From 10
s'elock until S every day. very
often without lunch. he has folled
lar nearly month. following his
carefully kept diary ~ the way
&c IS a great diary keeper
~Have YOU met MANY Girls IN
New YORK 2" ] asked him. after he
had stopped q revolving door. %
l0kingiy annoy young lady
Two. ] think. he said tie
look little book frpm bis packet
and consulted Il. Yes. be said.
-Two ! always like 20 take The
names OF nice girls | meet"
In Bats literary work be haa
shown a remarkable vocabulary
lie never foods wish a word unless
be knows All about a. Whenever
he comes across a strange one. hs
masters Il before using ~
Spell unzophisticated he
said 10 me.
u-n.ao.fts.tl-ca.t.e-d~
Wrong. said Hat. smiling
Elndiy There's no r In Is
There's one thlng that 1
learned writing my book said
Bat THERE'S a difference between
lhe words notorious and 'esie
hrated used 20 think st waR
all right 20 be called notorious.
but I've found out that Il means
you haven't got a very good reusl-
fAtinn "a rather be celebrated.
] used shat weird notorious about
Jack London Ia ms book That
fellow said Vas an 'ahyamal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19
SPORTING NEWS

-. you know you're no card
II YOU aud ! nght itll be- me tharl
da the drawtne You can't draw a
crowd and y0u know u You're y
llekod man, What does tho pub
lie care for q llckrd mauT'
fhia Was a pretty Severe taunt
especially from Cans
Noul find ont whether I'm a.
card. Joe, be replied. = can
draw az many people as Won. and
I'm entitled 60 ua much money a.
you are. 10 beat you"
Thon Cans would sheer ga a
nasty fanhian. as II the possibility
uf M'luon defeating him didn't
exist
Nelson's selfcontrol was mar
veloua. J thought az the time that
Nelson didn't sasu" back because
he Was afraid Cans would want to
fight right then and there, aud
that Nelson didn't want 10 mix
with him was wrong. as their
subsequent fighta discloaed,
Nelaona aelfedncatiou. his
polish and hts seifcontrol serve 90
pat him above the level of the
average fighter
II wouldn't hurt a iot Of young
fellows 90 b. IN the ring. u their
experience would benefit them In
as many ways as have Hat Mel
soma.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

brute THAT isn't q ulcc thing 10
can anybody III get back AZ him
with notorious. though tie can't
beat thar very well. can hef"
As = matter 81 fact. the RATS
Vocabulary Is ar good as the aver.
age business mans This lH a re-
markable thing. too Nelson
started pretty we'll down the scale
as far as education went Il was
gYmnaslnms and boxing clubs ia.
stead OF schools for him After
he russ IN hts profession be began
90 noe the necessity 81 EalalnE
world polish
After that hc didn't let chance
set by 20 learn something. lie
began 70 do hls own letter writing
Hc learned 90 use = typewriter
The result has been that he has
gained a fluent and epfrect use %
Ergush.
Nelson has also taken on a 20.
cial polish that il astonishing
seifcontrol Is one Of the secrets
81 this
saw Nelson. perhaps AZ the
mnef trying moment "a his life
HIS iirst meeting wtth Jos Cans
after Cans defeated him There
were five ~ al. including Cans
and Nelson. IN q CLOSED room. la
the office Of the Minneapolis
Daily News The 1ghfefa were
trying q come 20 terms Tor the
flght which later resulted in Nel
SON reEaiging his iauFels
Cans Nas tauuiiusig oterbeAr
INK lie wanted an The moarg
and fe wanted 70 dictate. into tho
bargain
Nos, Bat he would say. ~"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

ur benjamin p Roller viii make
his rims aehut fonlght
EveF since the hls Seattle phyal
clan returned. brown az a berry
frulp bis aoioufu IN ghe Hawaiian
tales and the announcement vas
made ~ his aspirations for heavy
weight honura. the Interrogation has
been
IL b. sny rood a. a hoarrg aud
"a he a better fighter than hn WAS
wFeatierT
Seattle sport lowers Will get
their Hfai impression tonight
The his eniored fellow haa the
advantage 81 Roller he IL taller
be- hiss a lonEnr reach. and hH alil
WsiEh shout seven ponnda mpfs
thar The physician
Add IA this Mattiaa cievegHssa
and rims experience aud h viii be
easily seen that kellnf has much
% contend wifh MARTA eAyN BE
IL EuiaH "a waae IN from Tho suns
Anyway that's shat Roller wanis
Good preliuainarlss.
ire pfeliminafiea arr sirens.
Charley Ffantiiu. the mat man.
who is regarded a. q conner. MFnp
plns wlfh BliiY MAYNARD. who az
rived hafe from Sc Paul ypstagaay.
hooking fit as d fiddle Let MAJ
nard defeat Ffanklsn and Ne viii
have = nice little wFesiiing pre1iias
at ore bound
The many friends 81 Chic Hud
aon viii br on hand 20 see his So
with KID Hubbard tn the iight.
weight division Roth are good.
iouRh. hard hitting iltsie fellows
ifsily speck. thn crack $50.
round product of the Seattle Ath.
letic club. ls billed for a mill aiih
KID Chapman. and. a. both boys
are mixers. ihe 80 II sure 20 BE-
reilshed
The scat safe at TIE Seattle the
aire has been heavy. and lLdlca.
lions point towards cf6wded
house. One thing Ia certain aad
that II that ihe rsflc fans vii get
heir moneys worth
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19
ARENA NOTES

Migkoy damon. the ritsbefg
thmnHHrhWlf with whum thte
iiaAann. fhe Seattle hug. nnnm "a I'll
the seattle tonight met a Tartar 10
Young Afue iHat week ErnH held
pie gW 2 et iuflNhtinH ADD uufpsinf-
uaulias Nelson takes Ralph Ross
seriously hut says fnc hiE giant does
upt know how fa uHt hiH hands
ever learns 10 hlt theyli have am
awfgl tlmc atopping him. says the
Frisco dispatches state that
Noaroe Taylor. the Seattle boy who
has been b0xinH about tho anna teuf
clubs there. contemplate turning
pro tp meet younRater named
uranfiei4
Freddie welsh ana George Mcmsle
have signed a. 80 10 rounds. NO
decision. a. Los Angeles, fehruaft
end Both Will weigh o. al 1870
pounds "a o'clock. Welsh viii Re
relve % per cent af the gross
rpccipta with "a guarantee ~ $1,000.
Charles iecarie. 81 frisco. has
signed Johnnie Murphy aad Lew
Powell t. fEht % rounds ON tanu-
AIRY 2ath Tue. woight ia Go pc iad
pounds. rinRsidc
Young otto haa scraps scheduled
with Leach Cross at New YORK on
January 2iat and q 80 round ~ with
Faekey Mcfarland early iu
February.
Sailor Burke and joe Thomas will
40 Z rounds before tHe Young Mems
club, al New Haven. tomorrow sight.
LeNiala ton VIII be proposed "a the
Australian parliament 90 prohibit Ar
lighting and the Use OF gloves
under SIX ounces
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

YACHT CLUB WILL
NOW BIZ. BUILT

building plans o. The kiiios las
Yacht club and the club viii start
construction shortly on ~ proposed
rxceliertiY appointed club bnaae
The rity conecll last nlghl tabled
iaaenuifeiy the ordinance to re-
PEAL The ordinance dnnaiinK n site
a. the foot ~ Georgia a. West g.
atgis Before construction ean start
aawmlll on the site must oc fcs
moved
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

It's the junk pis Tor Iron Man"
joe MrCiuuiN McGraw has asked
waivers on hlm and no one objects
10 his reloKagion % the mlnofas And
this the man who ahrunk the bat.
ting averages OF all opponents for
years and years,
Pat Flanagan. the asa hitter ~
The CauuckH. will not be- lonely with
the SoX The hltleas wonders
have recruited three other 500 bic
tiers. naasr and Dyer Of Den
Molnca and Mastleka Of Pueblo.
Nike nouliH states u IL a safe
bet that he will b. aeen IN the
Giants ougfiald next year, all sAlk
t. the contrary Notwithstanding
Johnny ]. Evers. tho Chicago
Cubs second Eaekef. was married
laas week 20 Msss Holea f1tnglb
bona of Troy. n v.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

AT the annual meeting u the se'
attic Athletic club last night 4 was
voted to increase the monthly Tees
from o. to 81 and the Initiation Tees
from SIS to $50 This action ~ili
be- laid before the board ot d'rec
tors an n recommendation Tor Tor
NAL action
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19
PRIZE RING WILL NOT
HURT BOYS, IF THEY
ARE LIKE BAT NELSON
nv W. s. SHEPHERD.

NEW YORK. Jan. 49, People
<ay I'm slaughter In the ring
hat sou ought "a see me slaugh
ter words
Battling Nelson wrote these
words as his picture was snapped
In his den Ia New York
Nelson doesn't slaughter words
This young fellow deserves as
much credit for the education he
has picked up as for the fame he
has gained IN the priEc rims.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

HAMILTON. q. Jan - Tad
Jones announced today that be has
signed q contract % coach the sYra
ease University football team nmHi
fail Hos &gd Joaea. hla brother.
coached Syracuse last fail Couar
auenily. nsst rear they simply
change places
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19
Y. M. c. A. ATHLETICS

The Spokane Y. NJ. G. A. will
send a team OF about 20 athletes TO
tho Alaska Yukon.paclfc athletic
games. provided the athletic com
mittee provides "a special class for
Y. NJ G. A. athletes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

The Tacoma Y NJ. G. A. basket
ball team viii tonight ondeavor 10
reverse ita defeat received on the
local association floor recently The
Seattle quintet meets the Tacoma
team on the TncOma'a floor tonight
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Assistant Physical Director Neil
Ellis has IN hand the organization
Of a basketball team composed 81
the secretaries Of the local assoela-
ton. Only local association anna
tour TEAMS VIII be played.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Tho Young Mons Bible Glass
basketball team viii meet the ave
81 the Wilson's Modern business
College on the Y N G. 4. floor
fuuiahf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Marie II Carlisle was thls morn :
ing granted decree of difefrf IA
he superior court The usual COM
uinint ~ mfldelity was named aa
.gauHN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

The events for the next monthly
local meet. which viii be held on
next Saturday evening. are as fol.
lows. 220yard dash. bar vault, 20.
yard potato race. running high Blck
and standing high jump
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

MED for the night Of January 90.
Fourteen features will be embodied
in thn waits ffcst
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

a be aquatic carnival o a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Young otto haa scraps scheduled
with Leach Cross At New YORK on
January 3fat ana q 99 round RN WITH
7'nakNv Mcfarland early iu
February.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Charles fecarlp. 81 frisco. has
signed Johnnie Murphy aad Lew
Powell to- fight 90 rounds ON IHnu
nry goth the woisht o. Go De iaa
pounds. rlnREldc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Electric Hanging Dining Room Domes.
Marble Statuary.
Pickard's Hand Painted China.
Brass Jardinieres and Ferneries.
French Bronze Electric Statuary.
Art Pottery Jardinieres.
Bric-a-Brae and Fancy China.
Brass and Copper Novelties
Mahogany Mantel Clocks
Imported German Stems.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-19

Sailor Burke and joe Thomas viii
80 = rounds before the Young Mems
club. at New Haven. tomorrow sight.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
PRESSED HARD
Coffee's Weight on Old Age.

When prominent men realize the in.
furious effects of coffee and the change
in health that Postum can bring, they
are glad to lend their testimony for
the benefit of others.
A superintendent of public schools
in one of the southern states says:
MY mother, since her early child
hood, was on inveterate coffee drinker,
had been troubled with her heart for
number of years and complained of
that weak all over feeling and sick
stomach.
Some time ago was making an Off
cial visit to distant part of the coun-
try and took dinner with one of the
merchants of the place. 1 noticed a
somewhat peculiar favour of the cof-
fee, and asked him concerning it. He
replied that it was Postum.
Il was so pleased with it, that after
the meal was over, bought package
to carry home with me, and had wife
prepare some for the next meal. The
whole family were SO well pleased
with it, that we discontinued coffee
and used Postum entirely.
Il had really been at times very
anxious concerning my mothers con-
dition, but we noticed that after using
Postum for a short time, she felt so
much better than she did prior to its
use, and had little trouble with her
heart and no sick stomach; that the
headaches were not so frequent and
her general condition much improved.
This continued until she was as well
and hearty as the rest of us.
Il know Postum has benefited N.Y.
self and the other members of the
family, but not. in so marked a de-
gree as in the case of my mother, as
she was victim of long standing"
Read, "The Road to Wellville," in
pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
oSe appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
taterest.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
TIE
Exceptional
Equipment

of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all Of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
bene6cially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup Of
California Figs.
As there is only one genuine Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA and as the gen.
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get it's beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
if, upon viewing the package, the full name
of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19

There are said to be 10000 reformed
spoilers in the United States and ten
times that many who have no style
about their spelling.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
The 1903 National Encampment Of tn,

The 1909 National Encampment Of the
Grand Army of the Republic Will be
18th. An unusually attractive folder in
red-white-and-blue. replete with infor-
and the Rocky Mountain region, is be-
ing distributed by the Passenger De-
partment of The Denver & Rio Grande
Railroad. One feature that will be of
particular interest to Grand Army men
Is the reproduction Of speaking like.
nesses of all the. Commanders-in-C Chief
from B. F. Stephenson. the organizer
in 1866. to Henry Nevius, the present
Commander. This is the first time that
this set of portraits has been assembled.
The familiar faces of John A. Logan.
Ambrose E. Burnside. John F. Hart
ranft. Russell A. Alger. John c. Black.
James Tanner and many others appear
in this interesting series.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
WOMAN'S WORTH.

Wifey-I see by this paper that a
man in America sold his wife for
shilling.
Hubby-Well, if she was a good
one she was worth it.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
Special Round Trip Homeseekers'
Rates to New Mexico and Texas.

On the first and third Tuesdays of
each month, during the entire year,
the Colorado & Southern Railway will
sell round trip Homeseekers tickets
to a great many points in New Mexico
and Texas at one fare plus $500 for
the round trip. Final limit twenty-five
days, allowing liberal stop-over privil-
eyes. For detailed information, rates,
ETC., call on the Colorado & Southern
agent, or address T. E. Fisher, General
Passenger Agent, Denver. Colorado.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
No Butler for PneurItch.

We'll have to get a butler, you
know" said Mrs. Pneuritch
What for?" asked Mr.. Pneuritch.
We'll. to look after the wine cellar,
and"
mot much, Priscilla! I'm capable of
looking after the booze myself"
"a butler lends dignity to an estab-
lishment, too"
well, when l get SO hard up for
dignity that have to borrow it from
butler, I'll quit and go back to the
retail grocery business. You manage
the hired girls, Priscilla, and I'll at
tend to running the man part of this
shebang."
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
Who He BELONGED To,

A matron of the most determined
character was encountered by young
woman reporter on country paper,
who was sent out to interview lead
ing citizens as to their politics. May
see Mr.. -" she asked of a stern.
looking woman who opened the door
at one house. mo. you can't" an
swered the matron, decisively. But
want to know what party he belongs
TO-" pleaded the girl. The woman
drew up her tall figure. We'll, take
good look at me-" she said. I'm the
party he belongs to!"
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
Overcome Adverslty.

The waves which sorrow lashes up
around us stand high between us and
the world and make our ship solitary
In the midst of haven full of vessels.
Cannot one do like the fair sun, and
go under the waves and yet come
back again. And yet, after all, II you
look upon his going down rightly
there is no such thing in reality
Richter.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-06-19
DENVER DIRECTORY

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