The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-03
GREENWOOD

Making New Year resolutions seems to have gone out of style; you don't hear 60 much of 1t any more nowa- The wife who will put us 2 poor mouth shouidn't expect as much eon- jelly.
 There is about as much real mean & .Ssrs H ia 9hs in w0ms msns kss prss. I sS sri to quit smoking tobacco.
 The meat trust is beginning to ad- vance the price of live stock. To the consumer this wiIi seem as tough as ing house. .
 With little practice you will in . few days acquire the habit of writing Hsnery watterson stili maintatns that the Panama strip purchased by this country was actually worth some s2s'ooo.ooo less than was paid for it, A St. .L.ouis woman attempted sui- eide by drinking a solution of matches, turpentire. and corn liquor. If such . concoction wouldn't produce suicide, If you haven't anything else to be thanktuI for just pause to rseellect thst on March 1 Theodore Roosevelt will retire from ofiee:
 Marriages for. the past year are re- ported to be abent ten per cent less than the. usual number. This leap year nusiness doesn,t prndues 50 many
 An Englishrnap has invented a bicy- cle Tor the bltnd-the recklessnees aan Ta Efse ses of n tas s ss wsS ssSid create the impression that the rnajori- ty of them are already ridden by the According to statistics more women wear glasses than men; however, if we need no statistics to prove that mofe men get blind drunk through tte other kind of sissses.
 BiEminghsI1, ie said to have one comes to Alabama to do lis hunting instead of the junsies of Africa. I'd rather be wright than President, To high things alone he aspires. When mad declare he goes up in the But he doesn't brand people ss liars.
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 show me a woman who wants to vote and I'll show You q woman who doesn't know anything about cooking Say. doesn't, the little Christmas tree ioGk foriorn S. sh9Tn l,'IIa of it's SriEht tin, nearly burnt or your batting wfis- kers?
 Because Texas presented the presi- she expects to butt in on hfs privacy by an invitation to visit her.
 Cheer up-don't knock the merry times they do you a personal favor in Is too Bum to play at the punkest water tank burg that ever, hagged a Speaking of conservation of the forests. wonder if this also includes family trees. t,.. fem and With prohibition in fuli sway. we are substituting our annual eEg Rog by e glass of near buttsrmilk.
 We started to write a poem on 1909 but the first rhyme we found for 1t was wine" and as that IS anything but an appropriate thought for Alabama turned @ the 3ob over to the galley Soy Soy what runs the proof press.
 We often hear of a mans heart be- ing in the right place. but certain morning that after a strenuous even. ing of love making on her parlor set tee she doubted If her heart was in the right place, from the effects of sit- Greenvilie with an, embrace like . DO.
 To The Newly lRieh. Never forget your good manners. or let Sudden fortune make cen half a Never proeiaim to the world your big And don't let great fame make sioh Life Is no pike. but should you chance A%pan fuii of dirt with some sol. Your training don't waste but display
 your good taste,
 Don't wailow in wealth. you should Its all in one's ways, the gent he essays
 With the utmost sansfroid to bS When hes acquired wealth. by honor
 He drinks a cocktail with a cherry. While, to tell you the truth there are
 some so uncouth
 That their joy never has any soul They, go on a tear and they profane Oh don't wai!oX in wealth. you
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