Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-02-22
Loves VibrOneter.

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1 Il fear, professor" she said, toying
with her fan. ''that II l should marry
you you would BE- constantly referring
everything 70 scientific cause. II. for
instance, you were 80 devoid Of feel
ing 80 to forget to give me even
fewer ON the anniversary OF our wed
ding you would excuse yourself on the
ground that the Photographic Impres-
sion on your brain had not been sui.
ncientiy strong, whereas your action
would be-well, II would be just hor-
rid"
mo; should say that mental &C.
tivity in another direction blurred the
picture"
which wonld still be horrid. You
are % STEPPED IN materlallsm that all
sentiment has gone ont - you"
Sentiment You mean sentimental.
ism. And what IL sentimentaIIsm7
Manufactured emotion. say manu-
featured emotion, for It surely IL not
natural, like anger, fear. pity. And
how many couples does It tie up In
matrimonial chains who are not fitted
for each otheFf With what result?
Misery and divorce"
Then you don't believe IN marriage
for love. You would scorn those hap
~ moments OF lovers IN the moon
light among flowers, listening together
to strains Of sweet music"
why not say with Shakespeare, 10
the laseiyious pleasing Of a luteF /
grant Jon that all these things induce
passion. but h mere passion q SUI.
Gcient reason for marrlager
''Of course notP' Indignantly.
'srae scientist, where be reaches a
foundation for his faith. stands ON
bedrock. There 10 where ! stand In
the matter Of love. We have attained
to a knowledge Of what love IA. We
may not always be able to determine
II Il exists between two people In a
sufficient degree TO warrant marriage,
but believe the day win come when
II win be measured to a scale, just as
we measure our weight. temperature.
pnlso."
I'm other words, trained nurse puts
q love thermometer on our hearts and
reads zero, temperate, grand passion,
90 the case may be. People who sub
NIT to such absurdity are indeed &c to
DO under the care Of a nurse. A luna.
TIC aaylum IN the proper place for
them.
Suppose in 200 marriages 100 Of the
couples are brought together by your
moonlight. flowers, music and such
like; the other hundred by a--well, cali
II 4 vibrometer. In the first hundred
cases we cannot expect ali 10 turn out
happily. Let us assume that sixty are
happy. thirty unhappy and ten are d.
voFced, Now, II every case pronounced
by tho vibrometer TO be genuine love-
say. 90 per cent. to allow for errors
turns out happily Il the amatory oscil-
lations continue through a long life,
would you admit the scientific method
20 b tbs betterT'
"Oh. certainlyl And u you should
pump a gas into me from one OF your
abominable machines that would make
mo soar IN the sky / would admit that
you ere a conjurer."
sNow, have said that we know
what love q. Il has been defined by
DR.. scheihler o. the Berlin Institute
81 Electro Therapeutics thus: THE oa-
ctllations IN the interior OF a persons
body. a. may be- seen In the case Of
VihFatoky attraction. are In harmony
that n 10 say, they are at the Elrst
movement In complete accordance with
kha oscillations In tina interior Of some
other persons body"
''Oscillationsl That's a mans love.
And the more women between which
be may oacillate the better, suppose"
s'Plaase dent interrupt. 1T IN, Of
course. necessary that the reactiOnary
sentiment ~
"santimsnti You mean clOckwork."
elm the case Of the two sub
1ecta'"-
Authorizations"
:" should be Of an agreeable M.
tnro' "--
"A grin painted on their faces"
- since the two vibrations facilitate
the movement Of all the atoms which
In this way accumulate and emit their
rays without disturbing the diffa-
sion -
n suppose each heart Is a lighted tai
low GAMBLER
-" this II 10 which causes the senti-
imsnt known as sympathy
Machine sympathy. ia stick q pin
IN q man who would ogIsr me such
sympathy."
land which subsequently causes
lova."
"Oh. heavenal And thia is lOvel Then
I suppose cotton mills where shuttles
are continually vibrating are brimful
Of romaneea. And think Of the cases
n watchmakers' shops where the
watches an hang together 10 be regu-
lated How they must vihrats for one
IanotheFl And y this the kind Of love
yeu are ofgeEing msYs
my lore Tor you b not a thing 10
ioGeE II can emily exist with yours."
DO bring the vibrometer and let ~
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