Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-11-26

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Tramp-Say. mister, / haven't had
bite all day. Detected Angler
Same here Where did you fish?-
Boston Transcript
Where is Hong Kong. John?' asked
teacher. Il don't know. sir" answer
ed John. Il think he was in China
last time | heard"
When John had a small piece of pie
put on his plate he grumbled; Il
wish cook wouldn't put so much short
ening In this pastry"
My doll is very sick, said Dottie,
mournfully, Yes" said her chum
Polly, she does look waxy. You
ought to have her waxinated."
What did you say last night when
Jack asked you to marry him." ~
shook my head" Sideways or up
and DOWN." Boston Transcript
Women have gained fame despite
the mcn!" shouted the sharp-featured
suifragette, Yes, for untold ages,
replied the mere meek man--Judge
oh, mamma" exclaimed Dottie,
running in from the garden, where
she saw robin redbreast for the first
time, come and look at this sparrow
with a red flannel shirt on"
She after a long silence--Did
hear anything fall? He (timidly)--
Why, no, She with yawn) oh,
excuse me, | thought you dropped a
remark. Baltimore American.
Her-Yes, he used to take me to the
theater and send me flowers and can
dy. Him-What did you d, to him to
make him quit il. Her--Ch, { went
and married him! Cleveland Leader
But, Willie" said the bad boys
mother, didn't your conscience tell
you that you were doing wrong"
"Yes'm," replied Willie, but you know
you told me not TO believe everything
/ hear"
Medina latter the seunce) Can any
one tell how spirits could have got In
to the room and moved the furniture
when all the doors were locked2 Bright
Boy (ralsing his HANDY With skele-
ton keys.
An old gentleman was playing with
his little granddaughter one day,
when she noticed that most OF his
hair was missing, Grandpa" she
queried earnestly, why don't you
wear a switch?"
But / don't see that you need be
SO heart-broken because Mabel Fly
away has Tilted you" 1t isn't the
fitting | mind, but she returned the
ring in a parcel marked Glass. With
carei'-~E Exchange
First Guest Won't you join me I'm
requesting young Squalls to recite?
Second Guest-But don't like reclta-
tons First Guest-Neither do / But
II the young beggar doesn't reclte he'll
sing.--New York Globe.
Pa, said John. the other day, 1
planted some potatoes last summer,
and what do you think came up?"
Potatoes, of course" answered Pa.
"Nup," said John. There came up a
drove of pigs and ate them ALL"
Ma" CRIED Dot, my button-shoes
are hurting me- why, child, no
wonder" exclaimed Ma; you put
them on the wrong feet!" Dot looked
puzzled: then said: What will / do,
ma? They are all the feet 1 got"
Il can't do this example" pouted
John. you can do anything you want
to do" replied his pa. Even water
may be carried in sieve, IL you only
wait" How long must waltz" ask
ed John TIN it freezes" coolly an
swered Pa.
John" she said, don't you think
this talk about trial marriages is just
horrid?" oh, | dunno" why, you
don't believe In them yourself. do
your Have to. II there's any mar
riage that amt trial, you just show
me. Philadelphia Ledger.
Young Lady--Give me one yard OF
why, haven't ! seen you before2
Diapers Assistant-Oh, Maud, have
you forgotten me? | saved your life
at the seaside last summer! Young
Lady warmly OF course you
did. Then you may give me two yards
of the ribbon, please.
One day Eisie's mother sent her to
find a switch with which to chastise
her little brother, who had been teas
Ing her. After a time she returned
with a dozen or more pebbles in her
apron Il couldn't find any switch,
mamma" she explained, but you can
throw these rocks at him"
Have you ever noticed" began the
bald gentleman, who liked to enter
tain the people gathered in his corner
of the hotel piazza, that little men
invariably marry large women?" 1T
may be So" murmured a mild-eyed
fellow guest, but l had always sup
posed that it was the other way about
that the large women married the
small men"