The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-01

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portant information and knowledge
The name of Kazaz. really is Kazaz
| evich II. Who's Kazazevich I? We'll
he's no less than a portly reporter whaf
used to be around here plenty, but AIM
no more. Kazazevich l having beer
away, we have to get another Kazaz-
| evich to make the memory linger Ion
| ger, and the spot light that you see
| herewith Is it.
How does Kazaz. come into the pEav7
Pretty much we done forget just how.
but one morning about o'clock we find
ourselves attached to something on four
legs that slightly resembles dog. He's
all in, and don't feel like doing nothing
cept to be dead dog and lie down all
the while
What's dogs name?" says Burke.
"kazazevich the twoOd," promptly
says FitzGibbou
Leave us reduce the syIlabuses, -
says Burke
Alright" says Fitz, leave US call
him jes' Kazaz."
Trailing along plenty content Kazaz
and FitzGibbon and Burke goes in by
Old Joe McCartys
What's name of what's behind YOU
but you amt tagged with, APPARENT
Name Of thing is dog"
WHAT'S name of dog?" says Bill.
'kazazevich.' says FitzGibbon.
K-who- x which, says McCarty.
Kazaz.-jes' plain Kazaz.," says
Fitz.
Say. say exclaims Joe. guess
they's some class to that Come we're.
Kazaz."
So Old Joe McCarty. bein' as he
knows all abou, bulldogs and stuff,
opens Kazazs face. and goes into &C.
stseies about fine bunch of teeth. Holds
kazaz. up by tail, and Kazaz don't
squeal none. Told you they's class to
that dog says Old joe Holds Kazaz
up by scruff of neck. what's left of IL.
and everything is satisfactory up to
that point.
kaZaz. stands for al this. O. K. But
when rubber butts in and tries a gen.
tie Mar3's Little Lamb on Kazaz. Ka-
zaz says that. seeing theys nothing
doing on the food cart, "G-r-r-r-l." The
rubber quits.
Then we takes Kazaz over to the
astronomical emporium and feeds him.
Say. how much do you think q twenty
pound dog can eat? Well he eats ten
pounds, and that's putting if mild.
kazaz. elects to 20 home with Fitz
mighty strict about her flat. So Kazsz.
don't get in none. On the contrary.
he gets kicked down the front stairs.
but, having keen nose for news. he
goes TO the side door. and when it's
opened he has a flying machine beat
up that fire-escape business that they .
put in places now.
Presently there's an awful paving /
and racket al the back door.
Mercy mel" says the housekeeper.
is anything the matter?''
She peeks out. Here's a white bulldog
hat looks like he's been through the
machine that Lutgert put his wife
through.
My heavensr' SAYS the bousekeener
n tones that's plenty stentorian. Mr..
'itzGibbon, Mr.. FitzGibbon. wake up.
wake up. They's a mad dog at the
looT,"
Iazaz. ,"
rs it which,"
Leave us bring in mad dog: he
makes noise like Kazaz."
Never! Neveri" says the housekeep-
r That dirty beast-why. you must
e cTaZy,'
So Fitz. he goes to sleepings again.
nd the hOusekeepeT arms herself with !
ne handle end Of a broom. Then she
auuously opens the door and attacks
.azaz- kazaz- gets hit over the head
lenty times, and he don't know what :
IS for. But being used to that kind Of
usiness, he stands for it until patienre
int a virtue no longer. He grovls a
D. out II don't do no good. Because
ny Because the crack in the door
IN big enough for him to get through
ven IN spite OF the fact that he's an
Wful thin dog Beat hasty retreat.
order that Kazaz. gives to himself
And then I faded away" he confided / :
} US afterward.
Meantime the housekeeper pufs ont +
le laundry for the week. and also for
le iaunGTyman. kazaz. lamps the
indie 1t looks easy and it looks soft.
a me Pullman. Pretty soon the
uhdryman comes along and picks Up 4
e ouhdle-only he don't. kazaz. be
z sort OF white, anyway. and being
INK down in these white sheets ard
How things and stuff. amt noticed bv
e laundryman until he starts tn rfct. b
} the bundle.
Inc bundle amt got till next day.
Inc housekeeDeT sends for WI. the q
hitor, Tor TO put Kazaz. out. Kazsz
Mt put out, but VIII is. and there's 9
order OF his going. &
t1tzGibbOn does the senate In sbe &
nate there's a very ACCOMMODATING 81
ntleman of color, who'll do anything B
ats necessary for to be done. q
Tain no dogs lowed m heah. r saws 81
eoiored man when Fitz and Kazaz Il
ows up. 81
Did you see Violet last Sunday. 3
ks F'itz
No san; no. sab; I don't pesticate 81
sunday I stays at home. I'm r. 81
actiful. sah.'i 81
1 mean. says Fitz. did you see the
my pictures about the bulldog that Y
tangled up with the colored man y
II was trying to carry a lamp and" 81
'Shush. shuah, sab. done see that. h
[ faint 60 Amt no dog soin. / rel
liFgsh. never. e
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