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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Woman Doctor of Philadelphia Sees Them
Chasing In Gleeful Abandon From Lip
to Lip-Gl'ave Danger Observed In Low
ers' Soulful SmacN.-Press Clipping.
Take back the germs that thou gavest.
What are their antics to me?
Take back the creatures thou cravest,
Each that belongeth to thee.
Perish pernicious profusion
OF microbes that mingle with glee!
Loves dear, delicious delusion
Quite hygienic must be.
-Lippincotts Magazine.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Undoubtedly we would with much
aleartier fervor welcome Christmas
presence if we were better prepared
and fortified with Christmas presents
Polish up your patience and your ur-
DAINTY You will doubtless need them
both to ease your fall from the high
plane to which your New Years reso-
buttons have elevated you.
Probably there is no more inefficient
and ineffective thing in the world than
a genuine busybody
1t is hard to find more difficult
proposition to change than Il cheerful.
scontented person who doesn't care who
knows it.
AS a general thing the man who has
TO pay the bills makes the least com
plant about what he gets in return.
Some people may be saddest when
they sing and yet not be able to hold
any edge over their hearers on that
score.
Sympathetic.
Sometimes do feel so charitably
anclined'
<sDo you, indeed?"
eyes"
81 suppose it keeps you perpetually
broke"
~N-no; not exactly"
GLOW is it?"
II am always broke when feel that
way"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Tragedy.

Mamma-Oh, George, George! Our
daughter has eloped with the chauf-
feur.
Papa-Great heavens! Now, who's
going to drive me to the Office this
morning Leader.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

why did he quit his job? l heard
that he was fired with enthusiasm for
his work"
"He was for Il time. but he grew
sanguid, and the first thing he knew
he was fired with enthusiasm by the
boss"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Not Ever.

When saucy eyes look into yours,
And rose red lips look teasy,
And a wee hand is near your own,
A little hand and squeezy:
And pink tinted little ear
Peeps out through golden tresses,
Then what's a man supposed to do?
No true man needs two guesses.
Houston Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
A Wise Momsn.

';NIrs. Frost always chooses cross
eyed nulsenaid."
why is that?'
$50 Wien the girl has one eye on the
policeman she can have the other on
the children" New York Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Dressed For the concert.

Heinrich Conried was telling how
bad the old fashioned concerts were
sometimes. ''4An old Chicago million-
aire," he said, called upstairs to his
daughters:
"'What time you girls take getting
ready for the concert! Look at me-a
bit of wadding in each ear, and I'm all
ready Success Magazine.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

1t is simply impossible to he true to
ones ideals when some big, coarse
rough person comes along and knocks
chem all galley west.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
The Gladstone Morn.

We toot the horn
because can, another year is born.
s stte,', rockets re ,la s, high
And wake the wellin in, With our cry.
Wa b hlp, huf aan
This is the moment to be cav
ana IN Its stead
- ~ '''''' = pam '''+'sS 'eo'
another year
AT last is here
anu ior no aw wnite nv ~ M AZ seer" queer
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Humor ana Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is hard to please woman who
doesn't know her own mind, and the
quickest and most certain way to do
at is not to please her.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

There are people so nifty that they
would rather be an up to date Grim
dnal than a back number millionaire.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Br'er Sparrow Exonerated

Br'er Sparrow Exonerated.
Who killed Cock Robin?
mot IT, said the Sparrow,
'For my bow and arrow
Is far out Of date. ~
But wireless, they say,
Hit poor Robin today.
And that's how he met his fate"
Detroit Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
The Real Season For II.

ne heal season For 1t.
I'm the spring young mans fancy"
the poet declares. But he ought to see
him in the summer down by the sea-
side on the hotel piazza! That's the
time young mans fancy!-Brown-
ing's Magazine.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Poor Henry!

"Henry, sometimes Pm sorry you are
not sailor"
"But sailors are away from home so
much of the time'
"Yes"-Smart Set.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Its Advantages.

EYES," remarked the beauty doctor
contentedly, there are some good
features about my business. For in
stance, always take people at their
face ue."-Baltimore American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

There Are Exceptions.
Some necessary things, you'll note,
Can never be done by rule
You can't learn how to milk a goat
At correspondence school.
Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

ARkAN s As
F arm Lands
l have few choice Bar
gains in Arkansas farm lands.
This is one of the coming
farming districts and land va
lues are sure to rize,
Some sample bargains are
given below which it will pay
you to investigate.
No. 80 acres four miles west
of Mena. Good durable log house
hall, fine spring, fine we'll of water,
large garden, 35 acres in cultiva-
ton, close to school and church and
on the public road. Price $4,000
No. 2 16O acres. This land is
nearly level table land. About %
acres cleared balance in good
hardwood timber, plenty of pine
for all building purposes. Fine for
orchard as can be found, plenty of
water. fine outlet for stock. Pride
$1,000
No. 3 6 miles from Mena. 16O
acres good valley land % acres in
cultivation, plenty of timber on
place to fence and for frewood.
Some pine and oak saw timber, 40
ar SO peach and about like num-
Der of Grapes. Small house and
other improvements, good we'll and
plenty of good water for stock
Price $3.50
No. Hall place, 240 acres,
miles from Mena, about 20 acres
bottom land in cultivation, good
house and other improvements, fine
timber, 60 bearing peach trees, 200
grapes, 60 acres of bottom land,
balance fruit and grazing land
plenty of good living water Several
good springs. There is also on
this place several thosand oak ties
in trees, Price $500
No. S 100 acres miles from de-
pot, SEINE improvements. Price $500
For further particulars as
to these or other Arkansas
lands Inquire of r. Shawvan,
Denison, or write direct to
w. ]. Wagner
MENA ASKANSAS.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Ding!

Ee-Anna, dear, you're the belle Of
my heart.
she-Well, wouldn't you like to give
your belle ring, Gawgie, dear?-New
York Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Not Inside, but Outside

There was an old lady from Tyre
Whose auto got stuck in the mire.
Said the villages fool,
III twas only mule
You might start it by building a fire."
Philadelphia Ledger,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Generally Led.

''You act as your wife's leading man,
1 believe" began the interviewer.
EYES," replied the husband of the
star. But" he added, "only on the
STAGE Philadelphia Ledger.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Power In Small Things.
Little pens of metal,
Little drops of ink,
Make the CRATER tremble,
Make the people think.
Chicago News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Winter Tale.
her PIea.

Her Plea.
II see," said the country girl at the
department store, "that here on this
sign it says this elevator is for hats,
feathers and flowers but may 1 go up
in it, too, If you please? "-New York
Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Immune.

Immune.
Tommy-You better look out if your
mothers got the humps; they're CATCH
ing.
Bobby-Oh, she's only my step
mother; she wouldn't give me any,
thing.-New York Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Can't Borrow Exerxthina.

OdH bUTFUW Everything.
Biggs-Shortleigh is cheerful chap;
never borrows trouble.
Diggs-Oh, we'll. suppose he has to
draw the line somewhere-De
Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Ger mini;is kissinitis.

KISS
DELIGHT OF GERMS,
PHYSICIAN ASSERTS.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Truth In a Nutshell.

Truth In a Nutshell.
No man you'll know by outward show
Even IL he does attract
You cannot tell what's in the shell
Until the nut is cracked
st. Louis Republic.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
The Lenten East.

The Lenten Fast.
Madge but very seldom misses
Chapel services in Lent,
While in seasons such as this is
l must bide at home content.
Yet for one or two things, maybe,
Madge will credit meat last
have learned to hold the baby
And likewise the Lenten fast.
-Woman's Home Companion.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
No Exaaqeration.

1.-THE dearest girl is the sleighing GIRL
Writes poet, and by all power
We vow he's true
She's dear to you
When a sleigh for two
Costs five cold plunks per hour.
Chicago News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

A Tip.
Dusty Rhodes-I wouldn't have to
ask for help. but I've lot of real es-
tate On me hands that can't get rid
of.
Mrs. Rurall-Try soft soap and boil
ing water.-New York Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
suffragette.
Each suffragette
This thought should get
Into her heads interior:
Mans equal she
Can never be
Till no more his superior.
Detroit Free Press.

Bargains.
Scott suppose you are saving up
something for a rainy day?
Mott try to, but my wife mistakes
every bargain sale for shower.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Sold by Lamborn Drug Co Denison, Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
Rubbing It In.

Rubbing It In.
Our shallowness is SEEN
Is there anything on earth can rack
Your nervous system more
Than to lie awake for hours and hear
Some other fellow snore?
Kansas City Times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17
One Shortage.

Eyes, he is my ideal of perfect
man"
Perfect? But he isn't. He has no
appendix. ~ Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Price on Him.
"Know Jackson over there?'
eyes; he is a marked man."
"What has he done?'
"Failed to remove the price tag from
Bis hand-me-down suit"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Hair Shirt Dramas.
Don't shun the theaters for your sins,
But go quite often during Lent
Sit through the whole and watch the
stage
And you'll be more than penitent.
New York Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Probably there is no more inefficient
and ineffective thing in the world than
a genuine busybody.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-17

Some people may be saddest when
they sing and yet not be able to hold
any edge over their hearers on that
score,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
GET IN THE GAME.
WauSau RecOrd-Herald.

Whether YOU are in business or
sport, you have to get III the
game, or you will be crowded
out. Both in sports and in bust
ness, the rules of the game have
changed materially during the
past twenty years. Only those
who have kept up to date are
making good 1t is not so much
the survival of the tittest, nova
days, as it is the survival of those
who keep up to the times.
Some merchants think because
they have been in business for
many years, that it is not neces-
sary to get in the advertising
game. Let one of them spend an
hour walking down Third street
some Saturday afternoon and eve
ming, and he will be surprised to
find how few people he knows,
even by sight, and he will be
more surprised, if he stopped and
questioned them, to find out how
few there were who knew him
either by sight or by reputation,
or had even heard of him.
The population of Wausau is
constantely changing. In addi-
ton to the thousand new people
each year, the natural increase,
at least five per cent of the people
move away each year, and their
places are filled by others. These
newcomers nearly all take the pa
per; they want to get in touch
with the city and its people, it's
churches, its places of amusement
its public buildings; they naturally
commence trading with the mer-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
NOTICE OF SALE

Notice is hereby given that o} Wiz
ture of a judgment Of foreclosure aoo
sale rendered in favor of Hans Cbr''
Jefferson and against John Gudegast Oh
the Sth day of December, 1905 IN luz
Circuit Court of Villas county, "l'cOE
sin, for the sum of 8578, "A dollars dam
ages and costs and whereas 10 IS Pr0'"'
ed in said Judgment Of Foreclosure anu
sale that after period Of enc yeai H''
elapsed from the time said jadS1'S''
was entered. that the premises IeTV'DI
after described, to-wiC; Lots D. "D'
10. Block l, G. L. Perry's Addition 4"
the Village of Eagle River, Was 'OaDl
| ty. Wisconsin, be sold at public a.c''V'I
! to the highest bidder in case 'aLo Jo
| gment has not been paid WITHIN ' '5
time. and, whereas no part OF sa'a ju'
+, gment has ever been paid, pur'aaD,
i the terms of said judgment OF iofS'l.,l
ure and sale. [ shall offer for sac
sell at public vendue to the asn .si
bidder for cash all the interest sn''
defendant, John Gudegast, hao !" "a
real estate heretofore described On
! 9Th day of December. l9O7' OF n"'
acquired, or so much Thereon 40 LD rf
necessary to satisfy said juoglH'D'
costs of sale. =, ,ro1
Said sale will take place az 'no .l,.e
door of the Court house in the ' Vt. n
of Eagle River, county Of y Ll@ a. ooocl
10th day of February, 1910 al iO'S
in the forenoon of said day -, ,.,os
Dated this 10th day OF DS'
1909. ,,so1
Sheriff of Villas County Wis.,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
More DanviiIe Proof

Jacob Schrall, 432 South ST
Danville, ILL.,, writes: For over
eighteen months | was a sufferer
from kidney and bladder trouble.
During the whole time was treat
ed by several doctors and tried
several different kidney pills.
Seven weeks ago [ commenced
taking Foley's Kidney Pills, and
am feeling better every day and
will be glad to tell anyone inter-
ested just what Foley's Kidney
Pills did for me. Sold by G. L.
Carter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
Rexamethy Ienetetramine

The above is the name OF Ger
man chemical, which is one of the
many valuable ingredients of Fo
ley's Kidney Remedy. Hexa-
methylenetetramine is recognized
by medical text books and author
tiles as a uric solvent and antisep p
tic for the urine. Take Foley's
Kidney Remedy as soon as you
notice any Irregularities and avoid
a serious malady. For sale by G,
L. Carter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31

These same conditions prevail in
Eagle River, the merchant who
reaches the wants of the people
does so by advertising and the
man who advertises is the one
who does the business. Eagle
River is the same as any other
place, new settlers arrive and old
ones leave, you cannot keep in
touch with the public on the
strength of your reputation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
Legal Notices..
Order for Adjustment of CT.
State of Wisconsin, County Court IL,
Villas County, in Rrobate,
In the matter of the estate of
JOHN BRESNAN, Deceased

JOHN BREsNAN, Deceased {
Letters of administrator h..
been issued to F. J. Toplak If "8ayi1S
River, Wis. on the estate Of N az
Bresnan late of the Village If f. H. 5oln
River in said County, deceased, Iage
1t is ordered. That the time nn,;,.
including the first Tuesday of S ,,,',. ana
err A. d. 1910, be and is hereby o 1IolO,
for the creditors of said John Rroo"e gu
deceased TO present their claims fo ooL ID
animation and allowance. ''i eA'
lt"is further ordered. ThataJD o,o:.
and demands against the said 'T TaI
Bresnan deceased be received a,o rouu
ed and adjusted by this Conrr ' q, "a
Office in the Village of Eagle Rive, ~ ~
said county, at regular term rE... At,
appointed to be held on the first N.Y.. ~,
day OF September. 1910 and NH ,nas:
ors are hereby notified thereof '''.'
1t is further ordered that no,,., ~
the time and place at which ,..
claims and demands viii be ranof,'H
examined and adjusted as argre,,ff'.., y
OF the time hereby limited for on'5
itOrs to present their claims. ba gfrS.
by publishing copy of this order an%
notice for four consecutive weeks or,-
in each week in the Eagle River G..
view, a weekly newspaper published I.
the village of Eagle River in ,,3
County, the first publication 10 h,.
within fifteen days from the date gar~
of,
Dated, December Dist, 1903
BY the Court.
N, A. COLMAN
County Judge
By Chas. A. Adams.
REQ i'm proho,.,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
INDIAN RELICS OF COPPER AND
STONE

will pay good prices for all good
relics. Farmers often pick these up in
the fields. SOME ARE VALUABLE.
Drop me a postal card or letter and
tell me what you have found. Write
in any language. l will tell you what
your relics are worth. [ want large
flint spears, axes, stone pipes. any
stone carved IN the shape of an animal
or bird, and any article made out OF
copper.
Address, H. P. HAMILTON,
Two Rivers, Wis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

With this issue of the REVIEW
we close the year 1909 and to our
many patrons and readers we wish
a pleasant and prosperous New
Year. We wish to thank all for
the courteous treatment and pat
ronage we have enjoyed the past
year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31

chant who invites them to do so
thru the advertising columns of
the newspaper and it is then up to
the merchant to hold their trade.
II you want their business, get
in the game and advertise The
men who are doing the largest
business in Wausau, as in every
other city. are the ones who adj
vertise. Get in the game or you
will be forced to get out by your
more enterprising competitor,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31

[, Finn Lawler, Deputy Clerk of the
said court, do hereby certify that on
this 17tn day of December, A. D., 1909,
in the presence of G. H. BIohm, w. II.
Adams and G. Fl. Jackson, Special
Jury Commissioners for Villas county,
[ drew from the names furnished by
the Jury Commissioners for said county
the foregoing named persons, to serve
as Petit Jurors at the january, A. d.
1910 term of said court.
FRED RJLETrE, Clerk OF Court.
By FINN LAwLER, Deputy.
We the undersigned, Special Jury
missioners for Villas County, do
hereby certify that the drawing OF the
foresaid Jury took place in our presence
at the Office of the Clerk of said court,
on this 18th day of December, A. D..
1902.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
NOTICE OF SALE

Notice is hereby given, that by viz.
tue of an execution issued ont Of tbo
Circuit Court of Villas county. Wiscop.
sin, wherein w. J. Walsh was plaintiff
and George MAYO was defendant aron
judgment rendered in favor of Nh.
plaintiff and against The defendant on
the Both day Of June, 1906, fort the sum
of F0rty-six and S7-100 lS46N7l loIar,
damages and costs. and WhCrra, byy,r
tue of said execution I have now levied
upon all right, title and interest that
said defendant, George Nay0 had Oh
the Both day of June, Ia0d, in the land
described as follows: 5 of S Z quar-
ter and lots four CA and five 5 Section
Twenty (20) Township Forty .4m
North of Range Ten (10J East. which
| will on the 31st day Of December
1909, at the hour Of 10 o'clock in the
forenoon of said day, at the from, door
of the Court House in the village Of
Eagle River in said county and the
state aforesaid, expose for sale and sell
at public vendue to the highest bidder
for cash all the interest that said de-
PENDANT had in said real estate on the
said Both day of June, 1906, or has since
acquired or so much thereof as may be
necessary to satisfy said execution and
cost of sale.
Dated this 10th day of November
1909.
JOHN Z. HANSON,
Sheriff, Villas COUNTY. N scOn,Ll
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
JURY LIST
STATE OF WISCONSIN !
In Circuit Court,
Villas County. }

Following is list of the names OF the
Turors drawn on December 18th, 1909,
to serve on the Petit Jury for the Dec
ember 1910, term of Circuit Court OF
Villas County. Wisconsin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
Necessary Optimism.

"The chronic optimist who says he
loves the cold weather." says the
Philosopher of Folly, lis usually the
man who has not money enough to go
south for the winter"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior s@

DepartmenT OF JU6 4HV0
u > Land once az y AID Dec. 7tb, ~ y
Notice is hereby given thai I January Z
of Hackley, Wisconsin; VINO, N N 1i9T5 y
No. NO. o @ssG for aG SEE SE ana RI 81
20, TIP. A. n, Range Il East 4t ~ = make 5aa
Five yea year proof, to establish clam t5a Beg
land above described, before ioo oH at Nsa7
and Receiver of Y. S. Land Ohlc0 19lO i
Wis, on the 14th day Of January' I'd Eess1
Claimant names as witnesses charles O'1
born, George Balm, Burt Bake 0
all of Hackley, Wis. pagst5I
JOHN W. MILLER, ne
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
LOS

yearling calves, finder please
notify Louis Denton, Rummeles,
Wisconsin. 70 1t
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-12-31
Almavs Keeps Ahead.

Many a man has a great future
ahead of hir but is unable to catch
up with it.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-22

the mercy Of any low-born yassaI or
vassaline who cared 70 pry visor up
with q butcher knife and probe him
on the subject of ransom.
At the period when armor was
heaviest, it was also most expensive.
A really sportsmanlike tourney
meant golden thousands TO the
smiths, Of whom there were almost
as many ip existence then as there
are now. The best armorers began
70 buy country homes. eat goose
liver pie, marry their daughters TO
impecunious aristocrats. and get
their names in What Swat" A few
suits OF really fashionable armor
were worth q jocks ransom, for
each garment had to be tailor made,
so TO speak, TO fit the personal pc
culiarities OF the wearer; only the
lower classes wore handme- down
armor. Often a single suit was
worth a whole farm. peasants. phea-
SAINTS. and other livestock on the
hoof, included.
Are not our military and naval ex-
perts Of the present day getting
ready TO help history repeat itself?
Some one invents a gun powerful
enough to pierce the heaviest arm
or plate. Then some one conceives
the wonderfully brilliant and ORR
ginal idea OF putting on a thicker
armor-plate. Whereupon some one
else invents a more powerful gun.
And so on.
The people for whom we feel the
most sympathy. in connection with
ali this expensive machinery OF war
fare that is building and to be built,
are not the ones who will operate it
and face it, for they have a certain
amount Of option. The people who
will have to stay alive and do twice
as much work as they should, and
pinch their stomachs and freeze
their backs, paying for It's construc-
ton and maintenance; the people
who are compelled to foot the bills
day in and day out in this endless
competition between manufacturers
and inventors Of man-killing machi-
merry, without any OF the excitement
or uplift of joined battle to quick
en- their blood. are the ones to be
pitied DON Marquis, IN UNCLE Re-
MUS 's-THE HONE MAGAZINE for
April.