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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19

In Receiving Department of this
Palace we set patiently till gentle
man looking like Hon. VIM. Loeb dis
guised as a drum major, approach to
rs Il say taekfully,
''Would you japanese Schoolboys
wish audience with His Excellent
Supremacy!'
"No, Sir, thanks plenty" L report.
"Me and Nogi are shy about talking
to a audience. A confidential chatter
with Hon. Diaz will be sufficiently la
bori0us. thank YOU
So six Police, , Bull Fighters & a
Pinkerton remove all umbrellas
watches. cigars & other deadly weapons
from our clothing. Our photos, meas
urements and previous bad characters
are handed over to Chief of Police. and
after being examined by a Chemist to
see that we are not poisonous in any
way, Major General in a suit of gold
embroidery, march up & say,
''You are permitted to address Pres
Diaz as suspicious persons.
So me & Nogi are lock-stepped for
wards and ushed into a room which APP
pear very high & expensive, like the
Gar of Russia had just moved out. On
some fancy furniture in center of this
COMPARTMENT set a familiar States
man of colorado madurO complexion.
Cousin Nogi give me sly nuj and adj
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19

M r4--.~ where FnrIfsb : sriEl
7L''A'l'
Respectable Sir
NJ and Cousin Nogi was also pres
an. o.. -n4- sv.oicfous moment when
~ D., 7
non. ''-'' 80
Hon. f"rrfoli' DIaz' TFes. OF Mex,
shook each other so lovingly on Inter
national Bridge. saving in sweet Span
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19

audience asking for smart replies about
Tariff. In Mexico [ never have to
answer such hard replies, because I
am the Tariff
"But do not Mexican newspapers
make sass-talk to you sometimes?" is
next from me.
"Seldom, if ever,'' he explode calm
ly. ''You see, l am also an Editor
myself
And the Grand Old Man of Mexico
drag from his pocket a slight rag of
print with following information:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19

Pretty soonly Hon. Taft & Hon.
Diaz, disappear in direction of Dining
Car holding each other 5 elbows like
twin attinities. Hon. Taft was talking
in Spanish. Nothing he has said since
his Tariff Speech has beep so hard for
Americans to understand.
When they was completely gone
away, / look TO my Cousin Nogi & say
distinctly,
~ must make interview to that Diaz
man. He is not only the Champeen
Ruler of the Western Hemisphere. but
he is also so rich that he would be no.
ticed even in U. S. Senate
So I buy car-fare to City of Mex and
another similar one for Nogi (who is
married 4 can't therefore afford moth
ing) and together we take a trip
through that large, blank Kingdom of
Mexico, where folks is yellow like jap
anese, but much less refined. Of final
" we arrive to City of Mex, where we
must await weeks for arrive back of
Hon. Diaz, who had not yet done SO.
While awaiting them ? weeks We
spend our time at Bull-Kill game,
which are a very brutal sport, and
therefore enjoyed by all.
OF finally we learn by news-print
how Hon. Diaz have arrived back, so
we buckled on our frockaway coats
and silk derbies and, with immediate
quiekness, eloped to Presidential
Palace
This place look like a White House,
but more large & satisfied, like the
Present Incumbrance were expecting to
be elected, as usual. Cousin Nogi carry
a pocket Dictionary of Spanish, so he
will be able to answer any hard words
we chance to meet.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19
"Daily Reporto Mexicano (P. Diaz,
RuSinaSc ManararN

IL.
Business Manager).
GREAT FUSION MEETING!!
All Indications Point to Popular Land
slide for OUR POPULAR HERO.
cat Odd Felloys Hall last night a
rousing fusion meeting was held, the
capacious temple being packed by all
classes of citizens, including two In
surgents who eluded the police. Hon.
p. Diaz, Republican Candidate for
President, was the first speaker Gap
plause). Many able arguments were
enjoyed, after which the second speak
er, Gen. Portfolio Diaz, Democratic
nominee for President, arose (applause)
and said in part, Seldom in Politicks
does two Candidates agree so per-
fectly.'
"Gen. Reyes. Anarchist nominee for
the same Exalted Office. was not pres
ent, being detained in Yucatan by his
Revolution. The date of his execution
is not yet set. but it is rumored it will
be some time in the Spring.
care elections very popular in Mex
ico?" require Nogi impudently.
"Intensely 500 say Portfolio.
"Would not elections be popular in U.
S. if nobody had to vote? Hon. Frank
Hitchcock knows with bitter sorrow
that elections in America cost our be-
loved Sister Republic sum Of 100000
each time it is shot off. Mexico is not
wealthy enough for such designations.
When Election Day arrive here it come
so quietly no one knows it is there,
The Secretary of War, the Chief of
Police and the President of the Cigar
Makers Union meet at the Poles, shake
hands and vote, as usual, for the Reg
ular ticket No noise, no riot-only an
occasional shooting is enjoyed"
"But there are many delicious abuses
to be reformed in Mexico, ain t it?''
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vance forwards opening his Spanish
Dictionary in hopes Of finding some
polite words.
"Beano Diaz, Senor!' he pronounce
bookishIy.
Pres Diaz look to Nogi with iced
glance.
Excuse, please, I do not understand
German" pronounce this Mexican
boss, speaking American with a Gin
cinnati aXent.
1 step outwards bending my respect
full stomach.
"High-up, SIR l say with bends,
"pIease not to listen to Nogi-he is
only my Cousin, but / am Hashimura
Togo, a yellow reporter, coming here to
interview you for a few important re-
plies"
Il am prepared for anything" say
Hon. Portfolio, folding his lips like a
hero.
''Many folks believes" 1 deploy,
''that you are a very wrong King; that
you press the peasantry, batter the In
dams, and refuse to 90 to Africa on
L
$50, hal" express Hon. Portfolio,
with smiling teeth. Senior Togo, you
have been reading the magazines"
els it not true that Mexico is a rude
country full of savages and other bar
bers?'' | reproach.
Hon. Portfolio Diaz lean back in his
coy chair and offer me a chew of to-
bacco from a silver plug.
"When we met at FL Paso,' he re-
port, "Senor Don Billio Tafta of Wash
ington and the United States asked me
the same similar question.
d" 'Porty,' ne says, Ain t Mexico a
pretty tough Monarchy, in spite of the
way we love it ofhcially} Amt it
ashamed the way you go on year by
year forgetting to resign and nominal
ing yourself by exclamation every time
there s a Republican convention any
where?"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19

I change the subject with voice full
of tacks.
Hon. Extreme Highness,' 7 snug
gest smoothly, "What affectionate SEN
timent did you take away from Hon.
Pres. Taft when you separated away
from him?'
Hon. Diaz look uply with deep Span
ish eyes. Immediately l noticed he was
a Poet in addition to his other jobs.
'Ah! that Bridge at Ell Paso" he
narrate elbow should [ forget it
the Bridge? Wash t there once a great
American bookmaker, name Of Long
fellow" he requesh.
"Hon. Chas Fairbanks was a long
fellow I derange.
"Not him-this Longfellow was a
Poeter what wrote rhymical song-sing
called 'The Bridge 1t was pretty
good poem, but I have fixed it slight
ly"
He produce an excited manuscript
from desk and show it to me and
Nogi. Following was it:
The OnternationaD Bridge.
T stood on the Bridge of Texas
When the gong was striking for
lunch
And William stood in the middle
(You could hear the timbers
scrunch)
And as he stood so near me,
His fair hand laid in mine,
A budget of Thoughts came Ger me
That filed my eyes with brine.
How seldom. o how seldom.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19
I ask intelligently.

"I acknowledge few otter him.
81 am also told that some sections of
America needs reforming
/ make note of this phenomenal.
"Mexico have Indian slaves, | dib.
"America have Child Labor he
snipp.
Mexico have a cruel prison sys-
tenn | reject.
"America have a cruel Railway
SYSTEM he rebuke.
''Cheese up this conversation! F"
whisper Cousin Nogi. "If lonesome
japanese should fight all Mexico, they
would be bruised
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-19

BILL l says, You re jalus. You
are disabled to obtain a third term be-
cause Public Sentiment is against it.
In Mexico, I am Public Sentiment.
Same ways with everything else. When
ever you take slight trip seeing Amer
lea, persons is always arising up in
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
MANY CLERKS NECESSARY
About 100000 Money Orders Re-
ceived at Department Each Day
in the Year.

Money order transactions in the
postoffices OF the un ~ have grown
so in the last year or two that it now
is necessary to maintain "a force cd
about $50 accountants, bookkeepers,
asscrters and examiners in the office
0f the auditor OF the department.
There are $4,000 money order of
fees, from which $4,000 money or
der accounts annually are received
by Auditor Chance. They are accom-
parted by 6S,OOo,OOO paid money or
ders, aggregating $575,O0O,00O.
PaStmasteHs are required to de-
post surplus money order funds, and
about 100000 certificates OF deposit,
aggregating $3.50 100000, also are re-
ceived by the auditor for official rec
ord and inspection. The auditing OF
these vouchers and statements rep
resent 14O,O0O,0OO Seperate transac
tons.
Approximately 100000 paid money
orders. weighing 500 pounds, are re-
ceived at the auditors office each
day. In the process on reassembling
these vouchers numerically into
states and offices of issue each mon
ey order lis handled seven times, or
the equivalent of 100000 each Gay
This work alone requires. 165 expert
assorters, all OF whom are young wo-
men.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
WAGE BASIS FOR TARIFF.
Governor Johnson Urges Support OF
Men Who Will Enforce the
Laws.

Governor \. Johnson CT Minnesota
following his chautauqua address at
GAZE sburg ILL.,, i'll an interview gave
some novel views on the tariff
In my opinion he said, the time
is not far eff when the people, re-
gardless OF party ties will be in uni
son on the tariff question.
There will be a an agreement on
the principle that the manufacturing
and laboring men are entitled TO the
protection OF duties equal to the dif-
ference in wages here and abroad.
They should have this much AMI
nothing more
A commission of experts will be
appointed skilled in computing the
wage difference and fixing the cor
responding duties. This viii put the
system on a basis OF equity and re
move it from politics
i am strongly for an income tax
and believe the Minnesota Legislature
wifi be for the constitutional amend
ment. | a mopposSd to a corpoTa:;oT
tax, both because ii the source from
which it emanates and because il Is
in my judgment, unjust
In his Chautauqua addreN Over
nor Johnson urged listeners to ignore
party lines and support for office
men they believed would enforce tht
laws. He was pleased at the number
OF Scandinavians present and won
applause when he was. referred olev-
erly to the White House and advo-
Gated woman suffrage.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
Twin Lake Wrinkles.

Rev. Smith will preach at the
cilurch next Sunday at IL o'clock
4 m.
Mr. John V. KEEPER lost one OF
his most valuable horses one day
last week.
Miss Lizzie Holderman and er
friend, Miss Schamep visited rela-
tives at Inwood Tuesday
Mrs. M. c Cook and son were the
guests OF her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
C. M. Slayter, over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs David Grossman and
family of Rutland visited Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd McFarlin.
Master Lawrence Cook is spending
a few days at Pretty lake with Rev
II oward as one Of the Episcopal choir
boys.
Mrs Forest Holem OF South Bend
was the guest OF her parents Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Kyser and other rela-
tives Sunday
Miss Mable Schannep OF Haagla ID
Ird., rs visiting for a few days 18th
Mss Lizzie HJlderman, on her way
hcme from Valparaiso, Ind where
she has 4een attending school.
The German Evangelical Church
Of the Trinity charge held baptist
NAL services at the Shoemaker bridge
fast Sunday afternoon and a very
large crowd was reported 20 have at
tended.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Clemens and
daughter Miss Pearl OF Hubbard and
Mrs. Grace Slietlhmer 0f Kankakee
Ill. also a daughter of Mr. and Mrs
Clemens, visited Sunday with their
son Mickey Clemens and wife
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd McFarlin and
Warren McFarlin. expect to start fol
the golden west next Saturday. They
will VISIT their par MS at San Jose
and also stop at other points OF in
terest. They viii be gone about si>
weeks
A very serious accident happened
to George Hendricks OF Plymouth
caused Iby the carelessness Ut Twir
Lake farmer. If he, Gas well as al
drivers) would have kept the righ
side of the public Highway Mr.. Hen
bricks would not be confined to hi:
room with broken leg. This should
be lesson to every one.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
CROWDS FLOCK
TO LAND DRAWING
100000 ACRES OF INDIAN LAND
IN WESTERN STATES TO
BE GIVEN.
Estimated that One Out of Every
Hundred Will Secure Piece
of Land.

Spokane, Wash, July 24.-When
little Harriet Post OF Spokane, Hslen
Hamilton OF Occur d, Alene, Idaho,
and Christina NJ Donhn, OF Missoula,
Mont formally appointed by James w
Written, superintendent in charge,
are led upon the platform at Occur
d,Alene the morning or August 9 TO
make drawings for 100000 acres of
Indian lands in eastern Washington.
northern idaho and western Montana
1t is expected that fully 100000 APP
plicaItions will have been registered
in person 'or by proxy, the latter be
ing for war veterans.
Registration stared off lively at
Coeu d'Alen Missoula, Kallispell
and Spokane few moments after
midnight on July Il and SO great.
has been the rush since then that
more than 600 public notaries, assist
ed by from 1000 to 10000 clerks, have
been kept literally on the jump, with
the result that they are reaping a
harvest OF silver in the shape OF 25-
cent fees. The majority OF the rotaries
are exempting former soldiers and
sailors, but as it Is they stand to re-
ceive between $4,000 and $4,000 for
their work during the nineteen days.
Judge Witten estimates that 100,-
600 persons will register in Spokane
between now and August 5, with $780,
600 at Occur fAlene and 10000 al
Missoula and Kallspell, adding shat
practically every state and territory
in the union and most OF the provinces
in the Dominion of Canada will be
represented The applicants coming
from Canada OF course are citizens
OF rhe United States
The governments is exercising its
power to eliminate spectators and
so-called soldiers OF fortune, and
every applicant is compelled TO de-
clare under oath that he intend. 10
make his future home on the land
Vidlaters viii be prosecuted for per
jury in all cases where the depart
ment receives sufficient facts 20 war
rant making arrests, Judge Written
announced, adding also that il the
experience at former openings may
be taken as criterion, not more than
40 per cent OF the fortunate ones viii
take advantage of Uncle Sans bounty
howNer, iocators and others &hO have
goe Cvc- ii e three reservations say
that not ger cen; OF those drawing
lands HiIl let their cnarce. =. own
100 acres slip by this time, as prac-
tically all of the land is ADAPTED TO
grain, fruit and hay crops.
Three thousand homesteadS are
contained in the areas TO be disposed
OF at the drawing Because Of the
heavy filing the chance of becoming
.he possessor of quarter section of
agricultural, timber or grazing land
reduced to about one in a hundred.
It will be worth while for the lucky
ines, as best quarter sections in the
white pine belt OF northern idaho will
cut 5000, 900 feet OF saw tmber, worth
from 1915 to 81 thousand feet on
the stump.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29

Kodol supplies the same digestive
juices that are found in a healthy
stomach. Being liquid, it starts
digestion at once.
Kodol not only digests your food,
but helps you enjoy every mouthful
you eat.
You need a sufficient amount Of
good, wholesome food to maintain
strength and health.
But, this food must be digested
thoroughly, otherwise the pains of
indigestion and dyspepsia are the
result.
When your stomach cannot do its
work properly, take something to
help your stomach. Kodol is the
only thing that will give the stom-
ach complete rest.
Why2 Because Kodol does the
same work as strong stomach, and
does it in natural way.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
Will Install Lamp.

Upon petition on property owners
about the corner of Louisa and Miner
streets for an incandescem lamp
council agreed to pay Tor MAINTAIN
ance OF thrty-two camille power in
candescent lamp upon the porch of
c. y. Yarrick. \ complaint was made
to have the arc lamp on west Adams
street moved from the side TO the
middle OF the road. Both OF .nese
cases were referred to Councilman
Mccoy as special committee 10 inves
;igate, and make proper arrange
ments. Councilman Buck reported
that he had sold the city wind mill
FOR the sum OF SIS. He reported that
ali was in readiness for the erection
OF the fence about TIE new cemetery
land. and the fence will be built this
week. The new lots viii be parted of
ard an auction sale iof lots will be
held this fall, to dispose of the GEM
etery lots.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
NOTICE TO NONRESIDENT.

Probate Cause No 1881.
In the Marshall Circuit Court, Ply
mouth, Indiana. September Term,
1909.
Wander S. Rice administrator of Es-
tate Of Frederick O. Rice deceased,
VS.
Wander s. Rice ct al
To William Jordan, Ellen Jordan,
Jessie Elva Middleton Formerly
Marsh and Robert Middleton Jr.
You are severally hereby notified
that the above named petitioner as
Administrator OF the estate aforesaid,
has fled in the Circuit Court of Mar
shall County, Indiana, petition
making you defendants thereto, and
praying therein for an order and de-
cree OF said Court autho;zing the sale
OF certain Real Estate belonging "a
the estate of said decedent, and in
said petition described, to make as
sets for the payment Of the debts
and liabilities of said estate and that
said petition. so filed and pending, i;
set for hearing in said Circuit Court
at the Court House in Plymouth. In
diana, on the Goth day OF Sept 1909
Witness. the Clerk and Seal of said
(seaD Court this 2sth day of June
1909
]. c. Whitesell, Clerk
Charles K el1iSo-, ATTY for Petitions,
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29

NOTICE TO NONRESIDENT.

State OF Indiana, Marshall county
SIS:
In the Marshall Circuit Court,
September Term 1909
Clizbe Bros Manufac turing Company
William, League ct al
Complaint to Foreclose Mortgage
on real estate and for equitable relief
The plaintiff in the above entitled
cause, by Charles Kellison its attor-
ney, has fled in my office a complaint
against the defendants and, it appear
ing by the affidavit or a competent per-
son that the defendants, William
League, Mary E. League his wife, and
William League Company CA Corpo-
ration) are non-residents of the State
OF Indiana: they are therefore hereaoy
notified OF the Iiling and pendency OF
said complaint against them, and un-
less they appear and answer thereto
on or before the calling of said cause
ON Monday the 30 day of September
1909 being the first Judicial day of the
September term OF said Court, to be
begun and held at the Court House
in Plymouth. Marshall County, 1ndi-
ana on the 3rd Monday OF September
A. d. 1909 said complaint and the
matters and things therin alleged will
be heard and determined in their abb
sence
Witness the Clerk and (seaD of
snid Court at Plymouth, Indiana, this
Il day of Julv 1909
J. c WhitseH. Clerk Mar
shall Circuit Court.
Charles Kellisom. Plaintiffs Attor-
ney 3w
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29

Anv lady ca nget a s.lvered No
Drip" Coffee Straner by writing DR..
Shoop, Racine, Wis. Send no money
Simply ask for the "No-Drip" Coffee
Coupon privilege, giving your name
and address DR.. Shoop will also send
free his new and very interesting lit
tie book describing DR.. Shops
Health Coffee. Health Coffee is such
close imitation of read Coffee, that
it requires an expert TO tell the dIl-
ference. And neither is there a grain
OF real coffee iu it. Made from pure
toasted grains, malt and nuts. its fla
vor and taste is exceedingly crafty
ing. No tedious. boiling either.
Made in a minute says Dr. Shoop
Write TODAY for the book and mo
Drip" Co on. |. 7 Solder.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
LaFollette Praises Taft.

Senator LaFollette is unstinted in
his praise of President Taft for the
decided stand taken in insisting on
downward revision Ten days ago the
Wisconsin senatos declared that there
was absolutely no lrope for downward
revision; now he takes a very cheer
ful view of the situation expressing
the belief that a satisfactory ball wall
emerge from the conference commit
tee
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case OF Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Cata1rh
Cure F. J. CHENEY, & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio
We, tile undersigned, have known
-&yisitott at ID ST
F. J. Cheney for the last is years
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions, and fnan-
cially able to carry our any obliga-
tions made by his firm
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Q
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces oil the
system. Testimonials sent free
Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stjpation.
All Druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
Auto Race Deficit $50. 900.

1t is said that the loss on the CODE
cup races at Crown Point on June IS,
and 10, will exceed $4,000 Mr.. CODE
of the Chicago Automobile
club, John Farson the Chicago bank
er, and other prominent members OF
the club, together with the CLUB 1T
SELF. Will bear this expense.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
Frank VdngiIder,
KENDALL BLOCK.
All Kinds of Groceries.

A failing nerve-no larger than the
finest siaken rhread-taaces from the
Heart its impulse, its power, its reg
ularity The Stomach also mas its
hidden, or inside nerve. 1t was DR..
Shoop vino first told us 1t was wrong
30 drug a weak or failing stomach.
heart or kidneys His prescription
Dr. Shops Restorative-is directed
straight for >the cause of these AL
ments-these weak and Gathering in
side nerves. This no doubt clearly
explains why the Restorative has of
late grown so rapidly in popularity.
Druggists say that those who test
the Restorative even for few days
soon become fully convinced of its
wonderful merit Anyway, don't
drug the organ. Treating She cause
of sickness is the only sensible and
successful way Sold BIZ L. Tanner
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-07-29
Weak Women

To weak and ailing women. there is at least one
way TO help. But with that way. two treatments
must be combined. One is local. one Is constitu
tional. but both important. both essential
Or. Shops Night Cure is the Local
DR.. Shops Restorative. che Constitutional.
The former-Dr. Shops Night Cure-iSa topical
mucous membrane suppository remedy. while DR..
Shops Restorative is wholly an Internal treat
ment. The Restorative reaches throughout the
entire system. seeking the repair of all nerve.
all tissue. and all blood ailments
The Night Cure. as its name implies. does its
work while you sleep. IL soothes sore and infiam-
ed mucous surfaces heals local weaknesses and
discharges. while the Restorative eases nervous
excitement. gives renewed vigor and ambition,
builds up wasted tissues. bringing about renewed
strength. vigor. am energy. Take DR.. Shops
Restorative-Tabletso or Liquid-asa general tonic
20 the system. For positive local help. use well