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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Pain anywhere stopped In 20 minutes
sure with one OF DR.. Shops Pink Pain
Tablets. The formula is on the 25.cent
box. Ask your Druggist or Doctor
about this formula! Stops womaniy
pains, headache, pains anywhere.
Write DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis. for
free trial, to prove value OF his head
ache, or Pink Pain Tablets. Sold by
Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Merchant--I hear you've been kick
ing because you've got so much to do.
Clerk - Well, yes. sir: do think
that
Merchant-WeIl have to give you 90
much more to do hereafter that yon
wont have time to kick. - Catholic
Standard and Times.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
Washington's plague Spots

lie In the low, marshy bottoms of the
Potomac, the breeding ground of ma
laria germs. These germs cause chills,
fever and ague, biliousness, jaundice
lassitude, weakness and general debili
ty and bring suffering or death to thou
sands yearly. But Electric Bitters
never fail to distroy them and cure ma
larial troubles. "They are the best
all.arOund tonic and cure for mala-
ria ever used," writes Il. M. James,
OF Louellen, s. L. They cure Stomach,
Liver, Kidney and Blood Troubles aud
will pr event Typhoid. Try them. SOC.
Guaranteed by the Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Has Poetry Enough: Wants Wssd.
We have on hand more poetry than
We can hnd room for. What We need
II more wood. 1t IL true the poetry ID
pretty wooden, but II decent Sing out
the warmth Of oak and pine. We
therefore prefer a ordinary load OF
wood to Z, cord Of poetry. -Aaams
(Ga.) EntsrpTise-
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

or scalded BY ~ overturned kettle-cut
with knlfe-bruised BY . slammed
door-injured BY . gun or any other
way-the thing needed at once 10 Buck
lens Arnica Sslve TO subdue inllam ma
ton and kill pain. It's earth's SUI
preme healer, tnfallible for Boils, Ul-
GERS, Fever Soree. Eczema and Piles.
25,. at Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Torturing eczema spreads it's burn.
ing area every day. Doan's Ointment
quickly stops its spreading, instantly
relieves the itching, cures it perma-
nently. At any drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

You claim to b . sailorr shifted
the doubtful housewife.
Yes, num-" hastened Hornpipe Har-
~ - he promptly took q reef In his
trousers. t1
"But you don't make use OF that f.
NOUS nautical expression, 'Shiver my
timbers.'"
oh no. mum. aAy '6Aiver M
Sas bagr or SILVER mo wiA4sr I'm m
eirship sailor. um."-Chieago News.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

When the protector Of the railroad
up Mount Washington sought 4 char.
ter from the New Hampshire legisla.
ture one Of the lawmakers in his
speech on the subject said, "Givs the
fool permission. but he might a. wen
ask for railroad to the moooy' Hut
the railroad II still running.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
imaginary notIoays.

I know man who cannot afford to
travel and yet has delightful way Of
deceiving himself. He learns about the
cost Of travelling. the proper clothing
to be worn, gets time table and ar
ranges excursions for himself to vari-
GUS places and then reads about them
In books Of travel. To the man with
imagination 1t Is captivating occupa-
tion.-Hearth and Home.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Shelf q man loves his wife as
much as she loves him. he will stop
wasting his money on cigars IL she
asks him. He-Yes. but II his wife
loves him as much as she ought to
love a man who loves her enough to
stop It II she asks him. she won't ask
him.-London Opinion.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
Notice To Creditors
First Publication August 12.)
.TEOF SOUTH DAKOTA, GO

First Publication August 12.)
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA, 40
COUNTY OF UNION 80
In County Court within and for said County.
In the matter Of the estate of Andrew Erick.
son, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the unders igned.
administratrix of the estate of Andrew Erick-
son, deceased, to the creditors of, and all per-
sons having claims against the said deceased,
TO exhibit them with the necessary vouchers,
within six months after the first publication of
this notice, to the said Administrative at her
residence in Brule township. in the county Of
unlon, State Of South Dakota.
noted at Elk Point. this 7th day Of August.
1sco
JOHANNA ERICKSON,
Administrative Of the estate oil
~ Andrew Erickson, deceased.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

II saw a big dog on my way to
school this morning." said little Lola.
and 1t made me awfully nervous"
What do you mean by nervousP
asked her mother.
Why" explained Lola, ITS lust b.
Ing In a hurry all over."-Chicaso
News.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

identity. Uns held that he was m
amateur champion cyciist. another
maintained that he Was the boss over
the biscuit nrm," but they finally
agreed to the argument OF the third
that he was the "bloke what played In
the cup Anal at the Crystal palace"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Woman loves clear, rosy complex
lon. Burdock Blood Bltters purides
the blood, clears the skin, restores
ruddy, sound health.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Weak women should read my Book
No for Women. II tells OF De.
Shops Night cure. Tells how these
soothing, healing, antisep,ic suppose-
tories bring quick and CERTAIN help,
The book is free. Addr ess DR.. Shocs,
Racine, Wis. Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Doan's Regulets cure constipation,
tone the stomach, stimulate the liver,
promote digestion and appetite, and
easy passage of the bowels. Ask your
druggist f,r them. Is cents q box.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

They were examining the abodes or
the cliff dwellers.
Each Of these caves has the same
inscription" remarked student
What do you make Of 1t, professor?"
Il judge" said the professor, that
Il must be the lease" - Washington
Herald.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
The Crime or Idieness.

likeness means trouble for any one.
It's the same with lazy liver. Ii
causes constipation, headache, jaun-
dice, Sallow complication, pimples and
bl0tches, loss OF appetite, nausea, but
DR.. Kings New Life pills soon Danish
liver troubles and build up your health.
25c. at Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
LEGAL NOTICES
Notice To Creditors
First Publication August 81


s74 cp6 ri So 81 HN RdkofA 5ss
In County Court within and for said county.
In the matter of the estate Of Jonas Sayles.
deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
Inner M. Sayles. administrator Of the essase
Or Jonas Sayles, deceased, to the creditors
81, and all persons having claims against the
said deceased, to exhibit them with the neces.
saeE vouchers. within four months after the first
pu1Ncation of this notice, to the said Elmer M
Us at the office Of the Clerk Of Courts, In the
M kty OF Union, State of South Dakota
1ted at Elk Point, 8. D., this third day OF
An0hst, 1909
ELMER M. SAYLEs,
Administrator Of the Estate Of Jonas
1ey4es. deceased. Nv
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
Histology.

A girl can make young man be-
lieve she doesn't want him to kiss her
when she Is almost daffy for fear he
won't.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
Fathers Apsrovai.

what do you think of my gradua.
ton essay" asked Miss CIarissa
Corntossel
"Well," answered her father, u
must say you're ahead Of your brother
Josh. It's easier to understand than .
college yell"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

MeredIth's Marrow Fame.
When the death of George Meredith
was announced . group Of London
.Avananae hoYs ouarreled - to his
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

Shoes Of Ancient Jews.

Shoes among the ancient Jews were
made Of leather, linen. rush, or wood;
and soldiers shoes were sometimes
made OF brass or iron.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

~wnat constitutes a first class sre1r~
II drama?'
Three acts. six gowns and nine e.
CRANE" -Pittsburg Post.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26

There's nothing so good for q sore
throat as DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil.
Cures It In few hours. Relieves any
pain In any part.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-26
Robbis's Thovaht.

Robbis's Thought.
"You know We are taught to love
our enemies, Robbie"
well, l just wish we could teach
the flies and mosquitoes to love 'sm,
mamma."-Yonkers Statesman.
Evening star., 1909-05-01

granted the application of Player knolls.
formerly of the Brooklyn club, for rein
statement contingent upon his paying a
fine of $50. Knobs was released by the
Brooklyn club to the Albany club in 1906.
but failed to report and has since been on
the ineligible list. although frequently
asking for reinstatement
The National League plan of having
one umpire stay behind the bat and
one on the bases for an entire series
will be changed shortly by Acting
President Heydler. 1t was Harry Pull
lams idea to employ the aforesaid
plan until the new umpires could learn
from observation of the old how she
latter handled a game. and now that
they have made those observations the
umpres will be alternated from day to
day behind the bat and on the bases.
This will give all the jumps practice in
both departments
There is absolutely no chance for the
Cincinnati club. or any other club. to
secure the services of Catcher John
King. At one time. not long ago. there
was some possibility that deal might
be arranged which would bring the
great catcher to Redland, but it is all
off now. Manager Chance made this
statement yesterday: Killing will play
ball for the Cubs or he will not play
ball at all. At one time we had al
idea of trading him. but we have de-
cided not to do so. and will not part
with him under any circumstances.
This is the final and absolute word on
the subject. If King sees AT to join
our club we can use him. If he contin
ues to hold out he will remain in Kan
sas City for the future" Meanwhile
Pat" Moran is doing excellent work
behind the bat for the Cubs. who do
not seem to be very badly off without
Killing.
Evening star., 1909-05-01
Hugo on the Future Life
From the Homiletic Review

i"Hi thr humleI1c Review.
victor Hugo's great soul found ,tte,.
ance In his later years for these Thoughts
which will find an echo in many hearts.
i feel In myself The future lie. am
IKE Forest once cut down: the new
SHOOTS are stronger and livel!er than ever.
am rising. | know. toward the sky
ne sunshine IS on my head The earth
gives me its generous sap but heaven
lights me with the reflection o. ,,nknocn
worlds.
You say the soul is nothing ba, tha
resultant OF the bodily powers Wbv.
then, is my soul more luminou. when nv
oooily powers begin 10 falo Winter ia
On my head, but eternal spring < in nv.
neart. breath Al this hour tha fragrance
OF the lilacs. the violeis and the roses
as Al twenty years. The nsare. an
pfoach the end. the palmer I hear aro,nd
me the immortal symphonies of The
"orios which invite me. Ii + marvellous
YET simple. 1t is a fary tale and i Ia
history.
For half century | have been writ
ing my thoughts in prose and in verse.
history. philosophy. drama romance ira
G!uon. satire, ode and song: have
tried all. but feel nave no,
said the thousandth part OF what = I'M j.,
me. When | go down To the grave | can
say Ike many others. 4 have finished M
days work. But | cannot say i b.,,.
nnished my life. Ny DAYS work viii
DeSln again the next morning. Tho toms
~ not mind alley: il is thorouCafa /.
- closes on the twill GIT, ii opsns on tha
dawn ''o
Evening star., 1909-05-01
MANY PASS EXAMINATION
candidates for Naval Academy Face
the Civil Service Test

AT the civil service examination in I'M.
CITY OF candidates for admission n The
annapolis Naval Academy the following
named young men were successful:
frincipals-L. B. Agrefl. Wisconsin. y.
y. Bates, Georgia: H. W Bauch. Ohio.
;. r. Bryant. Minnesota: W. /. Causav
mississippi: S. W. Clarke, New York II
: Clarkson. Texas: ". Cochrane Texas.
r. g. Crisp. Maryland: C. S Dale No
braska II. c. Davis. Maine; r y
Daughtry, Georgia: A. H. Domaine ye--
mont; G. c. Drew. New Hamnshire. :
n Geer. South Carolina: c. l.. Greene.
Jr., Rhode Island: c. B. HazeItine Maire.
NJ r. Heck. Missouri: 4. G. HeImicL
Kansas; G. Hutchins. Pennsy!vania. p
r. ingram. Tennessee: c. 4. + Kinr,
New York: r. n. Knight washington.
N LayEachan. South Dakota: ". Masek
Iilinois: S. F. Maury. New Jersey. w
". Meek. Tennessee: y. 8. Olson m,s.
Gonsln' H. Oneal. Alabama: H. r. Pare
ioano; e. L. Pearse. Iowa: B. u. peek
Wisconsin: A. G. Robinson. New York.
3. A. kuSeles. Pennsylvania: r. Shine
hentucky: ]. II. Strong. Massacbusetrs.
l.. RI. Thebaud. New York: T 3 Thomn'
son. Michigan.
.AiternateS-J +. Brown Massachusetts.
y. = Gillette. Illinois: r. n. Hannu.n
PennsylNania; j. S. Long Peunsylyania.
I. X. MacPherson New Jersey. NJ
Gus. New York: X. r. r. Wallace IIu.
nois. AAA
Evening star., 1909-05-01
Sitterding, the varsity third bagger, will
again be in the box for the first-year
crowd. while Dilkes will probably serve

Sitterding, the varsity third bagger. will
again be in the box for the first-year
crowd. while Dilkes will probably serve
them up for the juniors.
Besides settling which nine is the
for seeking the sophomores' scalp. this
being none other than one of revenge. 1t
will be readily recalled how the lower
classmen trimmed the cap-and-gown men
on the gridiron last fall, thereby putting
crmp in their aspirations to carry
away all the honors in sight. The seniors
have never quite gotten over that defeat.
and unless matters are evened up tomor-
row they will be sore crowd.
Larry Smith Is captaining 1909. and Ike
Healy is the leader OF 1910. Both Of these
have had candidates out working almost
every day during the past week. and 1t is
said that both teams will line up strong
for the fray. With Eckenrcde the var
sity backstop. in the new role of pitcher.
and Montgomery, the varsity twirler, do
ing the stunts of catcher, the seniors
will present an inverted battery that will
be hard to beat. Against them the sophs
Will pit Martin and lAshe. the two little
ones who did some great work in the
game with the freshmen.
With these two battles out Of the way
1t will be pretty plain which class stands
the best chance of coping onto the cham
piOnsh1p. and as tomorrow's cOnte SITS will
go a great ways toward deciding the
series, they will both be fought to a finish
by the young men that have ambitions to
perform on future varsities.
Evening star., 1909-05-01
A. A. q. BOXING SCANDAL.
Alleged That Professionals Competed
as Amateurs at Boston.

BOSTON. Mass, May 1.--That profess
slonals were entered and took part in the
recent national amateur boxing cham
pionships of the Amateur Athletic Union
held in Mechanics Hall, and that several
OF these bona fide professionals finally got
championship awards, is the substance
or sensational, charges made here yester-
day. II is also stated incidentally. that
the officers of the New England division.
who were present at the ring side on the
night of the tourney. were cogniZant of
two cases of alleged amate ursm. but
through the laXity of the registration
committee in looking into records of the
applicants those professionals were not
then discovered.
The charges set forth that Philip
SchlOssberg, who won the amateur heavy
weight championship of America by de-
feating Emery Payne was a professional.
having boxed within the jurisdiction of
the New England Amateur Athletic
Union several times. more recently on
April .: at Los Angeles. Cal.
Billy Shevlin, whose real name is
Prendegast. and who also won title In
the national amateur tourney. was charg-
ed with being a professional, ii being
commonly known that Sieviin fought in
A preliminary to Tommy Burns and Bill
Squres in Australia. The list o. pro-
fessionals entered in the amateur cham
pionshps is long and includes Joe Nor
ris,"' whose real name is Johnnie Frazier
Of Portland. Me. and Andrew Morris.
who fought Schlossberg; Jack Freeman
and Tim Harrington.
Evening star., 1909-05-01
TRAVIS PUTS OUT
CHEVY CHASE MAN
Garden City Player Escapes
Defeat in Morning Round
of Golf.

ATLANTIC CITY, n. j.. May 1.-After
barely escaping defeat in the first round
yesterday morning, Walter J. Travis OF
Garden City won handily from F. Oden
Horstman Of Chevy Chase in the after
noon in the open golf tournament on the
links of the Country Club of Atlantic
City. The other winners were II. B. Hey
burn of Philadelphia, c. B. Buxton. Della
Allegheny.
Travis hard match was with ID. S.
Johnston of ST. Paul. considered by many
as the longest driver in the amateur
ranks. While the Westerners superior
long game gave him distinct advantage
at times, the Garden City veteran more
than offset this by his deadly putting
An early advantage of . up by Travis
was lessened a mole when the pair reached
the turn. the card showing 30 for Travis
and 40 for Johnston. The latter threw
away a chance for a half at the fourth
went wrong on the seventeenth green, but
despite this Travis only finished / up. He
made the round in SO to his opponents 81
Later on Travis disposed of F. Oder
Horstman of Chevy Chase.
The upset of the day resulted from the
playing of w. e. Fownes. jr.. of Oak
mont and Hepburn. A grand. long game
backed up by steady work with the irons
and sound putting, gave Hepburn the ad
vantage at all times. especially as FoWnes
developed an unexpected weakness on the
green's. missing three puts of not more
than eighteen inches each.
The Summaries.
The summary Of the first sixteens fol.
lows:
beat J: o; H: Denny. Oakmont. up and TO
play: II. r. Heyhurn Wilmington. beat II. NJ.
Perrest. ,I, lakewood up and . to play: {. B.
delphia heat G B. b.. Fownes. oaKmoni up and
$. Johnson. 81 Paul. up: +. Oden Horstman.
and ! to play; Ehen NJ; Byers. Allesheny. beat
second round-Heyburn beat Fownes. up
and TO play: Travis beat Horstman. 3 up and
Buxton bea, Tllinghast. up and TO play:
Second sixteen: first 'round-Richard Mott.
Riser!on hear Fred Snare n;,na, Englswood GL.s up
beat ". &. Fownes Oakmont. mp: J. f.. Smith.
Wilmington. beat r, +. McveIgh; Wilmington.
McSweeney; Oil City. up and 70 play: Percy
Thomas. Riserton beat J. +. Mather. Hunting
City heat j. X. SLACK Atlantic City. up: $. D.
Wright. University Of Pennsylvania beat ". T..
McShea. Atlantic city. mp and to play: H. +.
Walter Wilson. Englewood. up and to play.
Second round-kerchcner beat Mitt. up. 81
mons beat MacKey. mp and TO play: Wright
heat !. f. Smith. up: Buck heat Thomas.
up and to play.
Third section; ars; round J B. King. phils,
and 10 play: f.. 5. Davis Frankfoti. beat ".
L. Allen Bellfeld 10y default +. NJ. Hari ison.
Montcair. beat \. W. Nelson Altoona. up: f..
N. NJ. Phillips. Atlantic City beat W: Sargent
Philadelpha. up: A. NJ Snedeker. Eng!ewood.
beat B. +. Rourne Cleveland. up aud 10
play: Robert Macdonald Arminike. beat l.. W.
Neiman. Milwaukee. up: A. :. Kay. Princeton.
beat II. r. Miller Dunwoodic. mp and 10
play: f. Huston Wilmington. beat +. Smith.
Wilmington. up and t. play.
Second round-king beat Weir. ; mp and , 10
play; Harrison beat Phillips. l up: Snedeker
bea. Macdonald. up and to play: Kay beat
Huston. ; up and 10 play.
Evening star., 1909-05-01
Departmental LEAGUE
STARTS UP MONDAY

The Departmental League will open its
season Monday on the famous White Lot
ellipse south Of the Executive Mansion.
| and President Merritt o. Chance and his
| enthusiastic coworkers have everything
| in readiness for the important event.
| The arrangements have been so perfect
ed that at the opening games of the
| various teams the heads of the different
| departments will be present to add inter-
est to their respective sides.
Monday the opening card is Interior
against Commerce and Labor, and Sec
retary Ballinger and Secretary Nagel
will be there to toss out the new balls
that will put in motion the schedule of
| the year.
| Tuesday Navy will meet the twice win
| ners of the pennant. Treasury, while
War will be battling on the other dia-
| mond against Agriculture. and ii will
be cabinet day" for Secretary Mac
| son and Assistant Secretary of War Oil
! yer will be on hand to see the games.
| 1t is very likely that President Taft may
casually ride down and join his au-
visers. for last Wednesday he came along
on horseback while Post Office was
playing a practice game. and he became
very much interested in the contest.
Wednesday the Post Office will play the
new baby of the league, though rath-
er old outsider for years. the strong Com
HllsslOHeTS. ana IL Is expected lndl vast
crowd will assemble to see them play.
Postmaster General Hitchcock and his
four assistants together with Commits
sioners Macfarand and West Of the local
government, will be there TO root for
their boys.
The grounds. by direction of Col. Cosby
lisa. superintendent of public buildings
and grounds nave been put in fine shape.
tor. like his worthy predecessor, Col
Charles S. Bromwell. U.S.A.. he is very
m, nj gr,fa tod 10 ..11,l
The umpires for the season will be
Messrs. Belts and Handiboe, thus insur-
ing strict impartiality and fairness in
running the games. The hour of starting
the contests will be the same as in the
past two seasons-j:15 o'clock-and the
team not on the grounds and ready TO
play at that time renders itself liable to
forfeiture.