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The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

problem of supplying our people with
lood will become pressing. The pos
Sible additions to our arabic area are
not great, and IL will become neces-
sary TO obtain much larger crops
from the land, as is now done in
more densely settled countries. To
do this, we need better farm prac-
tice and better strains of wheat, corn,
and other crop plants, with reduc-
ton in losses from soil erosion and
from insects. animals. mad other enc
mics of agriculture. The United
States Department of Agriculture is
doing excellent work in these direc-
tions and ii should be literally sup
ported.
THE remaining public lands
should be classified and the arabic
lands disposed of to home makers In
their interest the timber and stone
act and the Communication clause of
the homestead act should be repealed,
and the desert-land law should be
modified in accordance with the rec
concentrations of the Public Lands
Commission.
The use of the public grazing
lands should be regulated in such
ways as to improve and conserve their
value.
Rights to the surface of the pub
lie land should be separated from
rights to forests upon il and to min
erals beneath 1t. and these should be
subject to separate disposal.
The coal, oil, gas, and phosphate
rights still remaining with the gov
ernment should be withdrawn from
entry and leased under conditions
favorable for economic development"
He takes up the question of min
erals. and waters and urges the prac-
tice of rigid conservation and de-
velopment.
After concluding his message the
president submits in full the report
of the Commission. Ft
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22
The Buick Auto Works

have been advised by the factory that
their first car load of automobiles
would go forward about February l.
We will then show you something in
autos that you will all admire. Cars
ranging from $1,000 to s1,750.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

The next excursion TO the Pecos
valley, will be on February |. Re
member if You purchase 40 acres
or more, your railroad fare will be
refunded. This land is now selling
at $40 per acre with full water right
and the price will soon be raised so
now is the time to buy. For partic-
ulars, see Gray. 337 Main street.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

$1.00 bills are worth $1.5O in work
at our repair department up to March
&c. w. Primrose, matchmaker and
Jewelry manufacturer Reed block.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

Anybody can afford to have their
clothes cleaned and pressed at the
prices now on at the Suitorium.-
125 South Fifth street; phone Black
662.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

Have buyer for good pair residence
lots. well located. Ollie E. Bannis-
ter, 424 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

Nine pair of lots on Teller at S475
a pair. One pair on Teller between
Fifth and Sixth at $3.50. One pair
on Hill at S55O.-Ollie f. Bannister,
424 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

The little prices still continue at
the Suitorium.-Phone Black 662;
125 South Fifth street.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

We make a speciality of range con-
nection.-J. f. Mckenzie, Phone Red
ISL.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

Mems sewed half soles, S5c. La
dies. 60c. Laffer's, opposite post
office.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

A fine bearing orchard at a bar
gain. south of Clifton. 1000 down
will handle this. See Gray, 1897 Main
street.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

For Sale-Brand-new, modern
house, well located. Price $4,000.
Good terms. Ollie f. Bannister. 424
Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

We want your sewer connections.
]. e. Mckenzie. the plumber.
The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

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The daily sentinel., 1909-01-22

Van Horns for Gen. Arthur cigars.
551 Main.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01

~ oTcr one hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case Of Catarrh that
an not be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
T. ! CHENEY n co. Toledo. O
W ,he undersigned, have Kuown
J cheney for ;he last Is years
'"v" him perfectly honorable
IN all business transactions and n
nanCially able 10 carr' ou, any obll
cations made by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan 4 Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken inter
nally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
Testimonials sent free. Price IL cents
Der botil" Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
Stipatl)n dSw
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
FARMERS
SEEING OUR EXHIBIT
MRS o'eRIEN AND MIR. ADAMS
WE'VE GOOD NEWS FROM TIE
BIC g." IHGFlELD FAIR.

Word was received this morning
the Commercial club from Aunt
ka,r OUuuu who is now a, Spring.
field awaiting the opening OF 'ho
Iunu. state fair to he offc,, that
,lr Was having good time and
,ntt ,'crywhnra the Ohahomans
and ,n.lr exhibit was seen the farm
crs V,rr very much interested and
gave hearty welcome. Arthur NJ.
uus manage Of the Oklah rua Loan
and lu,catW,n, company oi THU
city, has also gone TO Springfield
to- hr iu attendance az thn fair
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
CARRIER OPPOSES BIRD MCGUIRE
AND THE LATTER FEARS HIM
INQUIRE WARTS CARRIER FOR
GOVERNOR II Ae CAN.

Gu,hrir. okla. Sept. 30.-That con
o-.ss,, pird uccr,r. ;s ,-,-,,., - nc,
-, g. ,-..,.. -.
'o'leyS"'P 10 P'a'''e ''' "'S o'u e'''
mics and intends e'cntullly 10 make
II a grave for ;hc man he fears most
--is ne can--is beginning 10 become
., .,..,..,,t,. ,,iio,..d ho-o I. O.. ,.,rro,,.
u" ''''' ''
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McGure.' place In co.. sro""; 10 JAKE
Rclbers. former territorial attorney
general, and ,o " O Cromwell. also
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wv '"o 'S u"''' '''"' 'N''pt 'lH''''-
'"uS' y H. huston WHO ''SU '7''u''
n"E "lfed Mc"u're "hd' u o'''e''"
10 nave peeh r''uS"''
II 'He i''s' u'S''''' p''' 10 usual
sam d P'o".''ie"' ''P'o'''"" VINO "'''
't'''''S '"'''" "ul wa" u, ,'i,''''''
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'"1 W ''''"'! "''''' 'o' "'"o''
''"79'"S h''' LOT '"'S'eS' '"'' .''"v'
anu u ''''''I l"H "o'o''' - 10 pay ''''H
'Iu u'o.9. ~ "ou'u'' nav o''e''u
!. 20 Hopo''.H' "'"''''' - "o "''N
'"~"Sn. ''' ''''e' "''' ",''p' ~
not " o''' hu' n'," ""n'r' '"us'
huston l." '""' VIC o"''' wy Dc
'S"S' Iius'o" - we ma" "no ''''
''"' N'"u'It v'."e' 'o' N'''' '''' "
congress ana h''u N"""S It. i'' wants
." 'nIl liusl'" 'I''' w. " '''u,'"' jo''
'l"' 3 "Ay ne ohe''u Il u W." an"
possibly 10 "a'oer 100
Ina' Juuse "'Tper ana h'N'"''' wan
''aSh II Mcclure !" Ss'ih 3" cahu'u"'e
LOT congress Is S'h'r'-iS DeHe'eu'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
Another Gold Rush in Alaska.

Fairbanks, Alaska. sept 29-Tho
stampede TO the Iditarod country
promises 70 rival the rush 20 Daws on
IN the days of the Klondike boom
The steamer Reliance. which arrived
today from Innoko, fully confirms the
reports of rich p,acors on otter Creek
a tributary Of the lditarod, to which
one thousand miners have gone from
Fairbanks during the summer. Fifteen
hundred men are camped on the
creek.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
moncd hIs faithfui Old seryitor, say.

moncd bis faithful Old seryitor, say.
ing:
Julian, want you TO go to my
assistant, Mr. Blank, and tell him that.
AS am unwell, he will ofiiciate for
me in this mornings service"
AZ this Julian dcmurred, and, after
some argument, persuaded his master
that ne would feel better II he officilt.
ID as usual. This the latter did. and,
As predicted by the darky. ne returned
hcmo feeling much better.
You better sah?' asked the ser.
want, meeting his master at the door
Very much better. thank YOU,
Julian"
The dark grinncd
What did tell you sab? knowcd
you'd be all right just as soon as you
got that sermon out Of Your system
Exchange.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01

Fo'oy's Honey and Tar clears the
air passages, stops the irritation In
tho throat. sOoths the inflamcd mem.
branrs. and the most obstinate cough
disappears. Sore and inflamcd lungs
are healed and strengthened. and the
cold is expelled from tho system
Refuse any hut the genuine in The
yellow package sold by ali druG.
CiS's
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
ITCHING SKIN DISEASES

Nrc readily cured by ZEMO, q D'aar
Quil for external use. ZEMO draw.
ne g,rmsaud their toxins To the 81. .ur,
nd destroys them, leaving a ,'uu
-oMthyskin NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. li,
and permanently cures every form O,
,hin or scalp disease
For sale everywhere Write fo- sam
pie. T.. W. Rose Medicine Co. St louis
For sale by w ID. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01

The fo'luviag is ur premium i.s'
for the Farmers Institute and sock
Show. Ardmorc. October 49, 10 ano
lG:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
Strong Healthy Women
Dr.. Pierce's FayOrite Presentation

hanishes the ndi,rosifion' ~ the
. makes hsbl', solvent easy and
kcns and ,ltsliycs the feminine
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01

Fan colds are quickly cured by
Foley's Honey and Tar. the great
throat and lung remedy. The genuine
contains no harmful drugs. Sold by
al druggists
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
Danderine

just rs surely as rain and sunshin.
raises crops II produces rhicL
growth Of mNuriant hair when all
other remedies fail. We guaran'e,
Darderine. All druPgists sell il 25c.
soc and 81 per bottle. 70 prove its
worth send this al with lOc In stamps
or silver and we will mail you large
free sample KNOWLTON DAN
DERINE CO., Chicago. III.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-10-01
Success Heights
CLOSE IN AND ON the GRAND BOULEVARD

All prices will be raised when the
Fair closes. Thousands of people have
made fortunes by investing few dollars
in Oklahoma City lots and this is your
chance to do likewise
The continued rapid growth Of the
city and the continued rapid increase of
property values is more certain now than
ever before and this is an opportunity
such as will never be offered to YOU again
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13

by having their timber mani
featured into lumber a kind of
lumber that is much better for
stock yard gates and corn cribs
than the tariff protected kind.
Minnie Pratt was given an
oyster supper a few nights ago.
in honor of her 18th birthday
at which time quite a number of
the young people enjoyed them
selves supremely, if noise counts
for pleasure. There were sew
eral others present that had
long since past their "teens"
that enjoyed the oyster part of
the party.
Elder Joseph Lane of Pisgah
preached to a good sized audi
ence at the L. d. S. church last
Sunday night. There will be
preaching next Sunday at II
a. m. and s p. m. by Elder Asa
Hight.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
Carvino Scissors.

II thought knew all about scis.
sors,' said the man. II had seen tail.
ors' scissors for cutting heavy cloth.
ifessinakerS' scissors for cutting fiinisy
fabrics and lace and still other scissors
for cutting paper. finger nails. grape
vines. all kinds Of metals and even for
shealing sheep. but in spite of that
wide knowledge of scissors WA, p,lz-
@lea when saw the Largo, peculiarly
SNAPPED pair of scissors living in the
showcase.
What are these S, issors for" L
asked the clerk.
Carving meat he said. With
scissors of this Kind carving becomes
more child's play
~ never saw anybody use thein,'
said /.
Nobody does use them SAID the
tlerk-tlat is, only very few. In
Europe carving scissors arc popular
because they cut right through meat
isrStlc bone and I'LL. but it takes a
little practice to learn TO manipulate
The things. and nobody in this country
has patience enough for that "--Ex-
,.hange.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
What He Was Allowed to Do.

A Presbyterian delegate who was
accustomed to being sent to denomipa.
tional conventions to extend fraternal
greetings was delegated to the general
conference of the Methodist Episcopal,
church.
Rising to speak, he said it was al
ways an interesting study to him to
note the different receptions accorded
him at the conventions of the various
denominations.
Whenever l attend convention OF
the Episcopal church. for example,
said he, Il find l can do anything i
like except preach in the pulpit. When
I go before the BAPTIST ch,lrch l am
accorded every privilege except that
Of taking communion. And" he said.
with a smile, 'when l appear among
the Methodists notice am allowed
every privilege except taking the coll
iection"-Ladies' Home Journal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
Luck In Golf.

Luck, as will readily he understood,
Is a factor that enters very largely
into golf. Perhaps the most notable
case on record is that of Jamie An
derson when competing for the cham
pionship at Prestwick in 1878. He had
just teed his ball for the scventeentli
drive when a little girl standing,
among the spectators remarked thai.
he had unconsciously placed it just in
front of the proper line. Although
nobody else had noticed the fact, this
proved on examination by the referee
to be correct. Thereupon Anderson.
teed his ball again in fresh position
well behind the line and made drive
which landed him in the hole and
eventually enabled him to win the
match. If, however, he had played it
from the original spot he would have
been penalized stroke and have lost
the championship. Clearly, then. luck
ON the links is something to he taken
into consideration whatever nonbeliev.
ers may say to the contrary ailey's
Magazine
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
Housekeeping In Papua.

European housekeeping in Papua is
charmingly simple. Everything arriv.
ed in tin. for the most part ready for
US. Meat. milk. butter. vegetables all
stood i'm tins in neat rows in the store
room. A diet of timed stullis grew
rather monotonous ut times. but we
were able occasionally to vary it,
Sometimes man would arrive with a
live turtle, which lie would sell for two
sticks of tobacco, costing threepence
The wrGtclled turtle would be killed
and cut up. but would still insist on
quivering in q most realistic manner
even when placed OH the fire to cook
Then. too. If tho season was a good
one the Kitchen would be found lined
with Joints of walabies. and ii would
lie hard to know what to do with so
much fresh meat.-Wide World Maya
zine
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
The TALKING Pots.

"Yes, these pots of mine arc all
eight" said the potter. "They don't
talk though"
80 pots do"
Don't they? Look here
He took from the shelf n strange
crude pot danbed yellow and blue that
had the shape of a duck He filled II
with water; then he poured the water
out again. "Quack. quack, quack!"
said the pot distinctly. Every gurglc
was distinct quack. "Thcre's art fer
YOU said the potter. EVERY gurgle
of that duck pot is Il quack Wonder
full Aztec art. And have an Aztec
pig pot That grunts like pig and a
dog pot that barks like a dog Won.
dcrfu] chaps, those Aztec potter fell
lows | wish | knew their secret Inn.
agine an. Aztec banquet" he said aft,
or . pause. POTS filled. you know,
with vino. And every time YOU pour
yourself IL drink 'Quacllv go the ducks
'Eowwow" go the dogs. Regular pam
demonium!" New York Press.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
LODGE DIRECTORY

Valley lodge No a;,a. A. F. u A. M. Masonic
Hall, second Tuesday Of each month. W. II.
sudduth, w. NJ IL s. Hashins, Sec.
Valley Chapter, No 26, Order OF Eastern
Star, Masonic Hall, first aud third Friday even
lug Of each month Mrs. CA. Walker, w, NJ
Mrs Il. W. Madsen, Geo.
Valley Lodge No. 10, 1. o. o. e. every
Wednesday, right, l. o o. Hall. q. Nj.
Everett. N. g., G. W. Burbank, sec
Red CLOUD Encampment, meetings every End
and 4th Fridays, in o. o. f. Hall. {. 81.
Thompson, =. T. II. II. Fisher, Scribe.
Lillian Lodge No 20, meet. lst and srd
Mrs. II. B. Coe.Sec.., Mrs q. T. Faith, NC
Elm Camp No. 1921, NJ W. A. meets lat and
5rd Fridays of each month. Walkers hall. Il.
W. Beagle, Consul, Il. O. Reel, Clerk.
Violet Camp No. 1873. Il. N. Of A. meets
lat and Bird Mondays of each month"; Walkers
Rall Naomi Smith, Oracle, Florence H.
Walker, Res.
Laurel Camp No LA, R. N. of A. meets End
nd 4th Wednesdays, at Walkers Hall. Mrs
Flora hardy, Oracle, Mrs. Emlin Warner, Rec
Elkhorn Lodge No. Ill, 1. A. of NJ. meets lat
and Bird Mondays of each mouth, ct knights of
Columbus Hall. Arthur Hunt, Pres, w, A,
Wyant, Rec. &c.,
Esther Court No. 81, 7 B. d. meets End and
18th Tuesdays of each msntb, walkers Hall
Mrs. u. A. Lewis, Chief, George Harry, Scribe
Knights of Pythias, meets every Monday
evening. Oddfellows Hall. A.. N. Brown, O. o.
Ed Bradley, r. of h. q.
Yeoman Lodge No. 1928, meets End and 4th
Saturday of each month, Walkers Hall. g. B.
Harlan, Foreman, v. 1. Tsmisiea, Cor.
Busy Bee No. "a, Homesteaders, meets every
End and 18th Thursdays of each MONTH Walkers
hall. Bert Jones, Pres, Mrs H. q. Reel, Bec.
Fraternal Union, meets 18th of each month
Walkers Hall. Mrs. NJ. e. Bruudige. +. NJ.
Mrs T.. }. Gaver, Justice.
Danish Brt therhood, meets lat and 3rd
Thursdays of each month"; Walkers hall. Z. n.
Thompson, Pres, Jeppe Thompson, Sec.
A o. U..W. Mo. Valley Lodge No. 2s6 meets
LIST and Bird Tuesdays each month, Walken
Hall. Harry Witt, N. W. Ed Walton, Rec.
X l. of 8 No. 500 meets lat and Bid Saturday
each month, Walkers Hall. l. Haskins, Pres.
e Conroy, BIC.
Degree Of Honor, Fernwood No. So meets lot
and 3rd Wednesday of every month. Mp. Carl
Wehrli q Il Mrs Brundige Z
Beden Corps $50 " O meets End and 4th
Friday each month, Walkers Hall Xrs Carrie
Colenso, prss Mrs Harriet Pike, sec
Triune Chapter. No 81. B. A. NJ. second Thur
day of each month. Masonic HALL J. q.
McGavren, 81. p.
Belden Post No SO G A meets 2nd and 4th
Monday evening each month from Oct lst to
April LIST at 80 m and the 4th Monday sven-
ing the balance of the year ct 500 m in g A
Hall Walker Building F n Mysrs, Dom.
mander. D Brown. Adjutant
High Mobiles, first aud third Tuesday. of saah
month
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
The Light of the FREELY.

When man will attain the perfect
vacuum. then the rude ether blush OF
tho electric light bulb will give forth
many times more light purified and
hcntless, soft and healing, as the light
of the stars, penetrating as the sun
An examination of the FREELY when
emitting flames or light shows bodily
movements that cannot be understood
to mean anything else than vacuum
producing. The lights arc always seen
i'm the vacuum sack on the back I'M
mcdiatcly before emitting light the
insect will flattcn the body, draw the
legs in, droop the head, seemingly con-
tracing i'm all directions; then with
the relaxation come the flame and
light. Tho bodies of the glowworm
md tirefiy always are Transparent
when filled with flame. The blades Of
grass or other debris are seen plainly
through the bodies. Here are eases of
nature dealing with \ rays Chicago
Tribune.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
-. $500 "- " - -
fhn 4teA and
In the Malay peninsula, after gen

In the Malay peninsula, after a gen.
eral propitiatory service has been held
as an apology" to the rice for cutting
it. the rice soul" is diligently sought.
First the spot where the best rice
grows is selected; then seven stcma
are chosen, each having seven joints.
Within this sacred bundle resides tie
soul of the whole precious field. and.
dressed in swaddling clothes like Il live
infant. it is borne home i'll Il basket
aud tenderly, reverently, placed OH u
new sleeping mat.
After the rice harvest in Ceylon the
priests take a little Old gcd called
March, down to the river. \ hole is
dug where the water is shallow, and
into this is crammed bag of dry rice.
with the god placed on top The satu-
rated rice expands, forcing the image
upward, so that in about fifteen days
1T comes TO the surface and is wc.-
coined as Il new god with acclama-
tons of great joy.
Both in China and Japan are held
special festivals of thanksgiving and
offering UP of first fruits-Los An
gelcs Times.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
Beebeetown.

Ferdinand Peterson of Harris
Grove, was a Beebeeton caller,
Sunday.
Mr.. Herman Jones, and Miss
Fannie Howard spent Saturday
and Sunday at Leslie Beebees.
Rev. Carey and son were Lo-
gan callers Thurday evening.
Mr.. Bernard Finken and Miss
May Lesiline attended the
dance at Henry Graverts Fri
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. F. Beebee
were business visitors in Logan
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Burbr idge
were in Omaha Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Long
meyer visited at Emil Wehrli's,
Sunday evening.
Clyde Jones was a caller at l.
Duncan's SUNDAY.
Rev. Harlon visi' d at F. r.
Beebee's Sunday al.l held ser.
vices, at the M. q. church Sun
day eve.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Gravert
were in Mo. Valley Monday.
Ed Bates was a visitor at Joe
Rebehn's Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Coleman
were Logan callers Saturday.
r. H. Beebee was in Woodbine
Friday
Earl and Bessie McElroy
were visitors in Logan Satur.
day.
Miss Jefferson visited at Chas
Harders Wednesday evening.
Rev. Harlem will give a lect.
ure and moving picture enter
tainment at the M. E. church
Saturday eve. May %. AID.
mission Is and Is cents, child
rem under 10 free.
Miss Mable Beebee spent
Thursday eve. at H. r. Cole.
mans.
Claud Cotton and family, of
Harris Grove. attended church
Sunday evening.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
Witty Sayings.

~. S. Gilbert said of Beerbohn
Trees Hamlet that it was funny
without being coarse
During an Englisllman's lecture In
New Haven the usher said to a late
conner: Please, sir, take your seat as
quietly as possible. The audience Is
asleep"
a Philadelphia woman said: "O[
course there will be no marriage in
heaven. There will be plenty of wo.
men there and few men, but none
any one would care to marry"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
Snoiled hx the Cook.

Cardinal Manning, the famous Eng
The great ecclesiastic's appearance
was so ascetic that he seemed to have
been almost starved. Once in Liver
pool he visited a convent, and the cook
Iinclt to him for a blessing, which She
got.
May the Lord preserve your emf
ncnce," said she, and then, looking at
his thin face. she added, land, oh, may
God forgive your cookw
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-05-13
The Editor,a Sally.

City Editor What do You mean by
saying in this robbery story that
Brown was knocked down and re
lievcd uf hundred dollars!" Were
you ever robbed yourself? New Re
.portcr-Nn sir. City Editor That ac-
counts Cor it, If you'd been robbed
you wouldn't describe the loss of 2
hundred dollars as relief. st. LORI (:
Republic.