The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-02
DRIFTWooD

inc ahsse Ssrsis. IS alwsys room at the top for affsr Srea6 n,sa cast upon the waters will return a. many oays; reflections cast upoa your Wl1es bread will return to yol, ID many and unexpected ways. rd Tne ae days of the hairs Of our heads ATe certainly numbered; one has orllv tS, siance at bald headed man to ver,fv that statement " NsiiiS Shakespeare chased the alligator as |. finnss pue that was before Rooseveit,s Be # ,,,, ever so humble there's no place NO matter where through this earth you may roam. Nobody but home folks would ever es- To Pnt put, up with your growis and your KICKS every day. - some men kiss their wives so seldom tnat when they come home and endeav@ Saa, so indulge in psculation, the poor her husband is drunk. Physicians who have taken eighty sTed ns iTGm 15 vaae. ths body of Florence smith. swallowed 100 pins. say that she will will | thing? eA up lGrifth Van Fleet, PennsvIvaria Iarner, shot his wife the other day be- cause she persisted in reading the isihIe ivs ix All right to engage in such a high when einatang if cn,gos ana holy pastlme, but ot tne thlng as to neglect a mans meals, why that's the way some of them feel about it. that's all At tho dinner oF fbn 0v.t.. /S,. Cnicago on Saturday there were nine courses, all onion preparations, inclI,d- inR 2 tricassee, an omlet. an old fash ne1 cnvarad sIew w and something recently dis last named. ti'e Cheer up--what if you were Harrf- man and owned so many railroads that you would. have to keep a cari-index system to keep track of 'em2
 If you don't pay your poll tax you uncle Snowban
 The Senate having passed the opto- know if you can tell right quick what that is without chasing to dictionary.
 
 The President and Vice President of CuDa have started off by quarreling Cuba seems determined to have all the modern improvements in this line
 Winter Is trying to crowd Miss Spring clean off the boardN.
 It's little cool down this way but the sun Is shining every day and the sky IS as blue as the eyes of a Mont gomery blond.
 An Auroro editor thinks that flIrt- ing is all right because 1t gets young people in the habit of going to church. Out of 11s counties in Kentucky all when Kentucky's State flower, the Mint, Is to be supplanted by something Parson snOwbaII Speaks His Mind. Some folks des a-kickin' at de weather No mattah ef hits wintah or when
 summah's roses clim'. pey neber seems confented wij de kind
 de good JIawd sens. An dem dey often wondah why de worr
 an dem afn't frien's But lawsey let me tell yo'. don't never
 kick a tall
 Flo wintah dee as sweet toe me as sum-
 nah time or fall.
 Or spring-kase I is happy des to live
 dat's what iS. Aldough Ise ole an feeble an all bent
 wid rheumhti1
 De wintah brings de log fire warm an
 possum meat an taters, I cooks 'em in my cabin-don't want
 no hotel nor walters. De spring time brings de blossoms fair
 an birds singin' sweet. I alters finds enough to eat, an eben
 some to treat. De summah-lawsey Ngoodness-I goes
 fishin' in de stream, Or in some watermelon patch des i'll
 up an dream. sr De fall brings nuts to gather an de
 de grape an muscadine. An de squirrel an de rabbit, oh de ole
 worl des treats me fine, So des says let de seasons come aroun'
 deir reglnr way.
 Dey gwinter suit me always, Ise con
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