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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
SOUTH s1ockaRInnE

Miss Cynthia Brown is working for
Mrs. J. s. Davis.
Clarence Locke moved his family tc
BriegeWster recently.
Mrs. J. 8. Williamson is gaining after
severe attack of bronchitis.
George Edmunds and Mrs. Benor OF
Bethel were at Peter Garron's Sunday.
Gilbert Blancbsrd's youngest boy is
sick again and under the DOCTORS care.
Mrs. Hester Wyman is spending the
week with her son, Sidney, in GaysviIle.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Fred Williamson, Jr., Of
Bethel were ct Charles Flint's last Thurs
day.
Mrs. Emma Stone went to Bethel Mon
day to visit her daughter, Mrs. Lewis Ed
munds.
Miss Pearle A. Davis went to Pitts6eld
Friday, and Saturday took the stage for
Rutland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howe Of Windsor were
guests Of Mrs. Howe's aunt, Mrs. Charles
Flint, recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Clifford, his son,
Dan Clifford, and wife Of sherburne were
at Charles Flint's Friday.
ar. Manning OF South Hill, at the
Rogers camp. is soon to move his family
to the Fuller farm in Sherburne.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. W. Newell, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. s. Davis were in GaysvilIe Friday
to attend Mrs. Melvin Davis funeral.
Peter Garron moved his family last
week Wednesday from Stockbridge Com
mon to one Of the Goodale Bros.' houses
in Notown.
David Powell finished his logging lob
for the Green Mountain Lumber Co. Sat
urday night. He cleaned up the so-caIled
Woodbury. lot.
Myron Brown of South Hill had one OF
his horses drop dead in the team Saturday
night while on bis way home from Joe
Goddsrd's with load OF cornfodder.
Mrs. 7. A. Winter of Germantown. Pa.
accompanied by her grandson, Winter
Pratt, arrived at her sons, Warren Pratt.
last week Tuesday for a ten days stay,
enjoying the sugar season.
Mrs. William l. Jones opened her home
last Thursday to the ladies of this yicini-
ty and GaysyilIe for sewing bee for the
benefit OF the Ernest Boutwell, children.
Thirteen ladies attended and were served
to fine baked bean dinner. They did
lot of work, making over, repairing and
making new some thirty wearing articles.
All enjoyed very pleasant day.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
BARNARD

Miss Wood Of Bethel is visiting at Mrs.
Smiths.
Mrs. George Emery is visiting friends
st Pittsheld.
Mrs. Chamberlin is visiting her mother
at Randolph.
Len Clogston of Pomfret was here a
day last week.
Fletcher Wheat has moved to the Fred
Hackett place.
Frank Rice OF Woodstock is paperinR
for number here.
Miss Anna Coughlin returned here
from Randolph last week.
Joseph Rabtoy has moved his family to
the Andy Clark place at Pomfret.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan Hsthorn enter
tanned few friends last Sunday.
Mrs. May returned from Bethel last
week, where she spent the winter.
Mrs. Jennie Rhodes returned to her
home at stockbridgo last Saturday.
Miss Margaret Regain returned to her
school at White River Junction last Sat-
urday.
Dan Henry Of Claremont, N. H., son OF
John Henry, formerly Of this place, is
visiting at Albert Aikens'.
The listers as usual started Thursday,
April l, with one new man for three
years. He will be remembered, though,
as having climbed the hills before.
Next Sunday will be Easter Sunday.
The day will be appropriately observed at
the NJ. f.. church by special music by the
choir OF young people and a sermon by
the pastor on the Resurrection OF
Jesus" Everybody is invited to attend
this service.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
STANFORD

Charies Titus is reported quite i'll.
Bert Haywood was in Sharon Thurs
Pompa. '' - ="
Sidney Ward of West Fairlee was in
town Friday.
Perley Rogers and son were in Chelsea
last Thursday.
Reuben Kendall visited friends in
town last week.
ID. f. Fox was in South RoyaIton Mon
day OF last week.
Miss Edith Grant Of TunbridRe was in
town last Thursday.
Homer Kendall returned home from
visit last week Tuesday.
Miss Marion Titus was at home from
Post Mills over Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. George Chamberlain were
In Iunbridge last week.
The stages have been going on wheels
since last week Monday.
Irving Prescott is working for his
brother, Rollin Prescott.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs. John
Judd Monday, March %.
A. B. Carpenter drove the Ponpa stage
for II. 9. Silloway Friday.
J. r. Hayes had the misfortune to lose
60O-pound hog last week.
John McCollom of Chelsea was at Per-
ley Rogers several days last week.
Ernest Harding returned Wednesday
from visit to his sister at Ludlow.
meeting Of the town listers was held
at the town clerks office Thursday.
J. z. Hayes made business trip to the
northern Part Of the state last week.
Henry Green Of Athol, Mass, was in
town with goods last week Tuesday.
Miss Winnie silloway returned Mon
day to her school in South Royalton.
Clayton Swift was at George Fox's
wednesday and Thursday of last week.
Chaunccy Bryant has been driving the
Sharon stage for Baxter Roberts, who is
i'll.
Mr. and Mrs. John FIemmiug Of
Sharon we're in town Monday of last
week.
Raymond II. Morrill,, who had been at
home for visit, returned Saturday to
Boston.
A nephew and wife from Brownsville
have been guests at Herbert Hsthorn's
recently.
Mrs. Fred Newton returned Wednesday
OF last week from visit to her sister in
Thetford.
Mrs. H. G. Silloway returned Monday
Of last week from a visit to her mother in
South Barre.
Mrs. Jethro Root and brother, Clyde
EHnFtn ThnwgGav- TO TafN -,
West Hartland.
Mrs. Eliza Rich sayers. native OF this
town, died Monday of last week st her
home in Thetford.
W. r. Scribner and Harvey Hawthorne
have been working on Fl. F. Fox's tene-
ment the past week.
Mrs. HAL Beckwith returned last week
Wednesday from Union Village, where
she had been nursing.
Frank Colby is i'll with scarlet fever at
the home of II. B. Cummings. He is at
tended by DR.. Mitchell.
Sugar makers are experiencing some
difficulty in getting INFO their sugar
places on account OF the deep snow.
Mrs. L. A. Clark, who has been spend
ing the winter with friends elsew here,
was at her home here last Thursday.
Roland Seribner is working for Will
mot Root through the sugar season
and F. B. Hazelton for Frank Kendall.
George Bushnell, who has been absent
for some months visiting friends in Hem
inway, Neb., and elsewhere, returned
home last Thursday.
Three from this place, George Fox,
Earl Grain and Bert Jordan, joined par
ty of men who left this vicinity Friday
for Duektown, Southeastern Tennessee,
where they will work in a copper mine.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08

During the spring every one would be
benefited BY taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy. It furnishes a needed tonic to
the kidneys after the extra strain Of win
ter, and it purifies the blood by stimulat-
ing the kidneys, and causing them to
eliminate the impurities from it. Foley's
Kidney Remedy imparts new life and
vigor. Pleasant to take.
HI. A. Leonard, Randolph. c. e. Black,
South Royalton, d. o. Goodno, Roches-
ter, F. H. Totman. North Tunbridge,
r. H. Lyon, Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
EAST RoxeuRY

Susie Sargent OF Randolph was at Jo-
seph Duffany's last week.
Carroll Fuller of South Royalton was at
George Wardner's last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Scott of Waterbury
were guests at George Wardner's re-
Gently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Andrews and family
OF Greenfield, Mass, are visiting Mrs.
Andrews parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. j.
Laid.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
vFvS IN TOWNS ABOUT


GAN6NlLAE
rsuapsoial train leaves at 7;1o
la' rtrrsfly next for Randolph. See
,i,stigmant'
prRc Fletcher spent Saturday in
rr fuse a stopping at home for
srl5e' u..,
recently,
brfus While.
r,.r bwros and SON Of Bethel we're
snfn resa.lF.
a Il gar ae.1n was in Mendon the
bt q ,bs w1cs.
pu Nye ras Of Cornelius Cutters in
uIg.lI1 l1aay
Ms Eva White aAs q visitor in Bethel
III, srt OF tbs week.
NJ. A7Ba Reed has returned from
sruft in P.us3eii.
Nj. Edith Eateh OF Barnard was at
b seH5rds Friday,
v,ya Harrington Of Philadelphia
ru n t0un ast Thursday.
L. harrington was In Bethel last
vrsfos.e Mrs. Mary Harrington.
Ma. J.. A. CheIel visited relatives 10
ps5I hst a.es, returning Saturday.
Vs Hattie Styles OF Royalton was
rsiars. W. A s"inyer's over Sunday.
tRururlad ffat Elmer Boutwell, has
sgsst Jesse Wr.gats place in the viii
hgs
Miss SUSIE -Blrd has recently been
,sruetef Miss Alice Alien In Pitts
h3
uts Mary Leonard has been spending
,fr days s.. John Leouard's ia stock
-,s,s
Ts~ewfH beam Faster service at the
p7sl church Sunday evening at Z
sd-.s.
w.n..ur.-.a 10 p,st,,, a. a,,...us
rlgatbe home of his father, NJ. L.
Wrnan.
Ma c---yr Wvmap of Walno,s
Mass. has been recent visitor at M. I
n3.u,ss qfarrs p,rt,gcu ,,sfsad !,
r..,i., qIs Ia sr.rripg M n usy.
.ogt-r,s
~ 3D.. r....- ..,
A-s '.'"N .'t.' ven, % barnard
a."1-' 70 . "sf PARENTS MI ana
',. 'a--'
Ai'. .i' 10 " man, Jfg ana MISS
allA y, " 1ll.on4 ietufne" ffiday from
'l'I Wilmington t'lP'
Miss Maud Mason Of Boston came last
week 90 spend doe Easter vacation with
'l no'lsf' A's' MARY Mason
I1e village school begins next Monday
,la Mss Alice On7del OF this place and
A's Frances -p9ouer OF Randolph,
'a'ae'a
Miss Charlotte Bayce, who was the
usi last week OF Misses Dora Phelps
end Helen Boutwell, has returned to her
bone 10 bethe.
Over 90 attended the sugar social at
ElgsH3 Chluturla's last week. Mr..
lmnbulia very kindly gave % 81 the
village people a straw ride down and
back.
RE Wils7, wont 20 p.uao,.l rA.-
ssv Ia -s-e.ys t.s,t-,o,t - ~ I N N ~
bsnorbss, NJ tB. ,5ss 49,, aL, - ~ ~
bts brr8 MAJ. - .io.n , wnleu ~
spsH. SUNNY Eif5 NJ ana ~ II
E. Richardson i'm R9gbpry 7' - =
Thu ,or.g.-. ..o,l.-,-.s., -,- -...,, !,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08

II you have backache and urinary
troubles you should take FoIey's Kidney
Remedy to strengthen and build up the
kidneys so they will act properly, as a
serious kidney trouble may develop.
II. A. Leonard, Randolph, e. f. Black,
South Royalton, ID. o. Goodno, Roehes-
ter, F.. II. Totman, North Tunbridge,
r. II. Lyon, Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
EAST BRooKFIELD

Miss Marjorie Wheatley has a new or
gan.
Mr.. Webster was at home over Sunday
from Barre.
G. A. Bigelow of Barre was in town
over Sunday.
Joe Corbeil has commenced to work for
]. M. Angel.
The ladies' social was a great success
and about f1s was realized.
There was no service here Sunday ow-
ing to the sickness of Rev. Mr.. Strong.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08
BROAD BROOK

Levi Stevens went Monday to Chester.
Mrs. Lee Holt is quite i'll and attended
by DIR. Fish.
Miss Parker Of Northfeld recently vis-
tied at A. L. Davis.
Emma Laurie of East Barnard is work
ing for Mrs. Fred E. Allen.
Adelbert HuntIey had the misfortune
last week to lose valuable horse.
Nina Cox of East Barnard spent last
week here with her brother, Glenn.
DIR. E. J. Fish was called Saturday to
see the little baby at Glenn Cox's.
Emma Rowland returned Sunday to
her home at East Barnard after visiting
relatives here.
EIwin Pitkin, after making his father.
G. f. Pitkin, visit, returned Monday to
his work at Hanover, n. II.
Mrs. Ross Coon, who has been visit
ing her mother, Mrs. Freeman, returned
Friday to her home at Boston.
Miss Lucy A. Preston of Sharon spent
Friday and Saturday with her grand
mother, Mrs. W. Lyman Allen.
Mrs. Mark Lovejoy has returned from
Bellows Falls, where she was called by
the death of her father, Ira White.
Leroy Fl. Davis of st. Louis, NO., visit
ed his mother, Mrs. Carrie Davis, aud
brother, A. 7. Davis, here the last Of last
week.
Miss Elizabeth freeman, who has been
spending two weeks vacation with her
mother has returned to Quechee, where
she is to teach.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adelbert Huntley were at
STAFFORD recently to visit his mother,
Mrs. Noble Huntley, who goes soon to
California to reside.
Miss Edith Balch was in this place last
week canvassing in the interest of the
home department Of the Sunday school,
Of which she is state superintendent.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08

a '',ypa Martin Taggart, the youngest
gl,.s A children Of Isaac and Lydia
N WE. s,i IaegaFt. born at stookbridge,
49, w. la, 1889. died at his home in
--.ll.'lon, H., March 80, 1909. Mr..
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. Bur-
dock Blood Bitters conquers dyspepsia
every time. It drives out impurities,
tones the stomach, restores perfect diges-
ton, normal weight, and good health.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08

Foley's Honey and Tar is a safeguard
against serious results from spring colds,
which infiame the lungs and develop into
pneumonia. Avoid counterfeits by insist
ing upon having the genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar, which contains no harm
full drugs.
H. A. Leonard, Randolph, c. E. Black,
South Royalton, ID. o. Goodno. Roches-
ter, F. H. Totman, North Tunbridge,
r. Fl. Lyon, Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-04-08

For any pain, from top to toe, from
any cause, apply DIR. Thomas Electric
oil. Pain can't stay where it is used.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06


|hss army wort 1ttending y. Teu
y ,allss 10 no late mp tiled Y q
deducss the logic 10 events and Sfe::
form his people. bqt a ant: foreign
court and a reactionary dowager de,
throned him, e1iled bis counselors,
md sundld his work. Then they set
bout to defy the world. They melted
he Boxers. murdered the foreigners;
and :beselged the legations in Peking.
but they only succeeded in encon-
passing their own i,lla. IA wiser court
came back to tPeting In 1902. Per.
haps they had not learned to love the
foreigner any better for his instr1lc;
ton. but they had discovered that the
only China that could resist his en-.
croachments was n unified China, a
China OF railroads ard telegraphs. n
China OF welldried soldiers and mod
ern rifles, a China that exploited It's
mines and pushed its manufacturers,
and above all, China with a nation
al spirit and tloroughgoing e,luca-
tion.-From 1.-THE China That ls,"by
David l.ambuth. in The American Re.
view OF Reviews for February. :
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06
n Ih 1; ii III Children d
ORDINARY; XII Y, cATHhRTIcs AND
PILLS tANp HARSH PHYsic
ssss CAUSE DISTRESSING
8 COMPLAINTS.

p q
Il You cannot lie over'careful In the
selection; Of medicine for children. On
s;ly3 the very gentlest bowel medicine
should ever be gip;n. Ordinary pills.
sscatiartlcs and p.irsatives are too apt
Ito DO more narm thnn good. They
Scanse gripping, nansen and other dis
lafter.cf!ects that are fire.
S$quently health destroying and a life
Elasting annoyance.
We personally recommend and guar
8antee Rexall Ord"Tlics as the safest
D and most dependable remedy for con
I sipauon and assoeintc bowel llsor-
!!ders. II We have such absolute faith In
I the supreme virtues Of this remedy
1 that we sell 1T on orr guarantee Of
4 money back in every instance where
y I'll fails 10 give entire astisfactlon. and
I I'VE urge all in need o. such medicine
Ito Try it at ourarisk.
Y Rexall Orderlies contain nm entirely
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06

new ingredient which Is odorless,
tastelcss and co!orless. /, embraces all
the best qualities Of The soothing, lax.
alive. strengthening and healing rem
edial active prflr'plcs Of the best
known Intestinal regulator TONES.
Rcxall OrIerlies are extremely
pleasant to take. are particularly
prompt and agroea5lr In action, may
be taken at any time, day or night;
do not cause liar:ii0ca, nausea, grip
ing excessive looTencss, or other I'M.
desirable effects. Thcy have n very
natural action ulon the glands and
organs with which they come in con-
tact, act as n positive and reglllatire
tonic upon the relay. dry muscular
coat OF the bowel. remove irritation,
,fryness and soreness, overcome weak.
nesc, and tone and strengthen the
nerves and muscles. and restore the
bowels and associste organs TO more
vigorous and healthy activity.
Rcxall Orlerllas net only cure con.
stipalion. but they remove the cause
of this ailment '"hey also overcome
the necessity of constantly taking laS.
ntives to Keep the bowels in normal
condition. .19
There is really no similar medicine
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06

~ Is
Seen sta,tsa, 10 yor see ! an uork;
ing for NJ lite sopes, and e e ne I sam$
time Win them. N ~
SIT % ;you. dear t,!end. that has real i j.
" done that for me. and also, maybe
for many others. Your Influence IL
indeed videspreatint and 81 q powe,
for good" .;i3si 4 Il +. q
e This letter opens vista Of 'posslbil:
tiles to the philanttrcric: mind. b hei
women Of all classes come into 70
knowledge Of wha. motherhood means
as the highest privilege q lie. ther
will be little need o. institutions and
child.rescue campaigns. but until tho.
better understanding comes there i,
much to be done, Let all who cal
help in bringing together the homt
and the child.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06

Passengers baggage carried OF
cars leaving Fairmont At 500, S:et
1900, 300. 500 and $500 o'clock.
Passengers baggage carried on esl
leaving Clarksburg at 1880, 1850. 1:se
4:3O, 1880 and 1920 o'clock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06
What Spartan stain is Good For.

It's good for doors anil wooden
floors. to finish stars or battered
chairs; your pantrg shelves you paint
yourselves; old cGpboarls too you
make like new. Turks and satchels
worn and old are much improved with
1t, I'M told. Linoleam It saves from
weir: It looks we'll on willow chair.
All furniture It's seas will cure. what's
more, the finish wifi endure. On fur
mace pipes they uTe aat black, or on
an old umbrella rack. Registers 1t
saves from rust and will no tlet your
gas pipes bust. When used on win
dow screen and door 1t makes the, files
in summer sore. Spartan Stain Is
manufactured by The Marietta Paint
& Color Co., Marietta, Ohio. Sold
by N. D. Christie. Druggist, Falrmont,
W. Va, Xxx
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06
The people weigh a merchants IN
portance by the scale on which he al
vertlses. NV =
china's Modern lndustriafisn,.

China'S Moder1 lndustrtattsrt1.
Fifteen hundred tons Of pig Iron
from the iron and sttel works OF Hany.
ang. China, Travelled GOO miles dowr
the Yangtse River alll 1900 miles b,
sea, and were laitl down In BrooklyE
N. Y, In 1907, at sl7.50 n ton, Thu
did commercial competition come
knocking at our doors to serve notice
that the new China was no longer 4
surmise. but o. fa::, Under semi-oifl.
cial management $500 workmen al
Hanyang turn out daily 500 tons OF pIf
iron and $50 tons Of steel. They made
the rails and much other constructive
material for the 80 miles Of Picking
Hankow railroad and for most OF the
other Chinese liues since then, be-
sides exporting in 1907 800 tons OF
pig and manufactured iron. To-day
they are putting up another plant for
the manufacture Of cars, steel bridges.
and other structural material. That
is D partial expression Of the new
China, and In such language there Is
no e1niyocation. a
Thirty years ago inc Chinese govern.
ment purchased the frst railroad con.
structed on Chinese soil. tore 1t up
andd umped 1t in tie sea-. 1t had. I'M
fortunately. ofenlel the Earth ORA.
gon. Thirteen years ago the nam.
moth empire was pitifnlly beaten by
little japan. She had not considered
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06
IlIi lIg1-'T- lg1-T. q n , 90 ), ~
DON'T YOU NEED A. cHlLpf.
There Is One Waiting for a Place IN
Your Home. Z. y.

Ii it possible to work. successfully
for the child that needs home and
the home that renls a child? In
other words, can great number OF
unfortunate boys anil girls be saved
from public institutions by the system
Of finding Ravens for them In places
that are homes on thetbest accept.
ance Of the word? A year Of practical
experimentation has proved that re-.
mn, kable results can be accomplished
by Chlld.Rescue campaign conduct.
ed in the principle that universal
n,other-love can be awakened to a
sense Of responsibility for the neglect
ed children OF the world. W 81 lssF
Not only have many childless wo.
mer adopted boys and girls, but many
careless and temporarily helpless
mothers have been aroused 10 sense
of their highest duty. The secondary
influence OF this worl;-this stirring.
up Of latent maternal solicitude-nay
be productive Of tie most widespread
reforms, which will reduce Institution.
al work to the minimum. A letter
from California, published In the Feb.
ruary Delineator. tells Its own story.
The writer says: 7r5-
ITS through yo"r Chlll.Rescue ar.
ticles TINT ! hay. my three children
out OF the Home In which ] had been
forced 10 place them for year. Your
first, article touche re to the depths,
anl each succeeding one. They told
me what | knew to &c the tiuth-it's
far, far better for the little ones to
be in 4 private home. conl'l not
see my way to hs,c them AMI also
work for them. hut your precious ar.
ticles strengthened me and finally last
March I took my two children out and
home and worked Ter them, sowing.
etc. and last JUL my youngest one
also came back TO mo. | am now In
charge Of a day nursery that has just
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06

Your. help-wanted i'd. will enable
you 10 interview all Of the people In
the city who would DO eligible" for
the position.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06
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APOPuLkRSHoTElsV

OK. -, N
The number Or 4 people from attes
mont registering &ats the Hothl yalsPl
exceeds that of all other ~ ~
Clarksburg combined. And aata
It is the leading hostelryS sf,s u
Of the United States. Ii rooms ANA NJ
elegantly fitted ont Its table fsfsitai
unsurpassed, \ and tbeslds I'd tsts Sfps,l
meals meals iis only fifty: cents. Amrfie VII
plan. The a Ia carte dining room a.
fords the opportunity for suests 4
dertng tpstEwhat!isg degirsds at Sreasa,ss
able prices. N n I "A
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06
IN THE BEST OF HuMoR.

Knicker-Whal Is a railroad?
Bocker--A linked owned by Harrl-
mai between two paints. : New York
Sun. a
Jlggs-Hc looks very scedy. Is he
owing his wild oats.
Jlggs-No: rye.-Syracuse Herald.
Have you heard the latest story
told by Lincoln?'
"Nom who wrote II" - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
"What we want is nation of marks
men"
"Some would prefer a nation ..
marks louisville Courler..Iournal.
snlie-say, honest, now, do you like
Maggie?
Phuline-Wcll - she's got n COOL
heart an she means real well, but"
Sadie-Neither do I.-Puck.
Thought you were going 10 quiz
keeping house md lire In n hotel?'
ave did intend to-"
"What made yon change your
minds?'
"rhc cook wouldn't leaye."-Clcyc,
land Leader.
What would the Venus Of Milo say
If she could spcak?'
"Just what most women would say
that she was n Perfect wreck. Anl
there would be some truth in 1t in her
case."-pittsburg Post.
$50 You think you would like t.
make journey 10 he North Pole'
"Yes. answered tho city official. 1T
must be restf,ll to sct to some place
where nobody cares whether the snow
Is cleaned or or not."-Washington
Star. @ *
She (severely)--I hear sir. that. yhl
gamble at the club.
He-Er-I play occasionally Tor
small stakes. 7@l
She-Oh. Is tina. ail9 | don't ,minl
II It's only for something to cat. =
Boston Transcript.
DO you approve Of the plan OF
teaching pupils TO box?"
mot Internationally" replied the
country petlagogue. remembering his
husky 19.yearolds. wight be all right,
though, II you'd authorize the teachers
to carry guns. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06

knicker-Whal Is n railroad?
Bocker-A linked owned by Harrl-
mat between two paints. : New York
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-02-06

For fine, old Pennsylvania wis
keys. drop into the Oak Liquor Store
on Pike street, In Clarksburg. Caolcs
brands at 81 per quart. E1presBage
prepaid on gallon orders at list priees
Orders for brandies, VINE or beer TO,
family or medicinal use given prompt
attention. All goods guaranteed strict
ly pure. 10,