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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

One man alone eornered the wheat
crop when it was a shadowy thing
but it required 100000 stalwarts to
harvest the substance.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

Is licking Spaaiards always the easy
Job the Moors find it or did we knock
the fighting STUFF out OF them in 1895!
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE Forms for making
cement posts. Inquire at ranch
81 miles southeast of Emmett.
J R. Field. 5l-3t.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

Taft won't debate long on the Wright
man for secretary Of the airy navy"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

President Diaz proposes 10 take a
European "trip to see how Mexico can
get on without him sitting on the lid
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

These skyscraping times OF price
should also provoke deal of serious
thinking.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE-A Humming Bird
cream separator. Also garden
cultivator and lawn mower. Fern
confectionery. 40.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

LOST-From my wagon on We'd
nesday, grip, with the name OF
Toe Middleton on it. Was lost
between Reilly's store and the
Fruit association building. Re-
turn to Index and receive reward.
Sollie Calender. %
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

Every sunday is bloody sunday" in
the joy riding belt.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE-A 3 horse power
Slower gasoline engine. Good
condition. Star Laundry. 81
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE-A3H Moline wagon,
never hauled a load, better than
new. Inquire at The Index Office.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE-One good work
horse, weight 1900 pounds. Ii :
quire of Wilton Cooke Martin real
estate office. 4Stf.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE Buggy, spring wagon
and harness. S. P. Bane.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28
FOX SALE.

FOR SALE-Pigs. Call on G. w.
Gordon 40.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28
LOST, FOUND.

LOST-Day OF fair, Il jewel watch
silvererene cas-, Hampton move
ment. Reward for return to Index
Office. l.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

FOR SALE-Good range, cost
il $50, cheap. Phone L. F. Perry,
S2k. 81
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28
REAL ESTATE

For FARM LoANs-See w. M. Way
man.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28
FOR RENT

FOR SALE lacksmith's drill
and other small tools. Fern Con-
fectionery on
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-10-28

PASTURE FOR RENT-Apply
TO c. P. Hartley. Ind. Phone.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
A LACK OF CONFIDENCE

A minister, frequently away from
home, was in the habit OF getting
some one to stay with his wife and
small daughter in his absence. Once,
however, he went SO unexpectedly
and hurriedly that he had no time to
make such provision for them. The
wife was very brave until night came,
when her courage began to fail.
After exhausting every reasonable
excuse for staying up, she put the
child to bed with the Injunction to
pray especially for Gods protection
during fathers absence. eyes.
mother, we will do that tonight, +"
said the little girl, ''but the next
time we will make better arrange
ments. The Delineator for Sept.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
THE SILENCE CURE,
Beauty Specialist Says Women
Talk Entirely Too Much.
JOKE ON BOOTH HARRINGTON.

Some Hints on the Successful Can
ming Of esetabIes-Straisht Sided
Jars Are Best to Use For Asparagus
and Beans.
My Dear Elsie - Dick has always
made lot of fun about my talking so
much; calls me the babbling brook
and all kinds of uncomfortable things,
and now some horrid beauty specialist
has come along and issued an edict
against talking, or at least against
talking overmuch.
It's bad enough to go without mash
ed potatoes and hot biscuits in the
service of the exacting goddess, but
when it comes to shutting down ON
.talkingLwell, the course of true beau
ty never did run smooth. and that's
all there is to be said about it. It's
hard world for the devotee of good
looks.
''Too much use Of the facial muscles
produces untimely wrinkles" says this
odious beauty specialist. But there it
is again-whats the use of being beau
tiful if you're going to be considered
stupid?
And in reply to this question the
beauty specialist merely shrugs hel
shoulders. Its all right to talk" she
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
That's Good.

sMy husband has always been one to
encourage those who work for him."
remarked Mrs. Pike to her sister.
"YOu mean he is always ready to
give praise where praise is dueT"
eyes, indeed. When one Of his men
does good work he is quick to say so.
Night after night, after he has been
late at the Office, hear him murmur-
ing in his sleep: That's good! That's
good! And he always reluctantly con-
fesses that he was dreaming about the
good work the men are doing at the
office. Oh, I'm so gladw-Puck.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Humor of the Stump,

During warm political campaign
an "old timer" took the stump. Wheth-
err he gathered many lost sheep into
the fold Of his party or not, he GER
tainly did not detract from the humor
of the situation. On one occasion a
crowd Of people gathered to hear him
speak.
"Fellow citizens" he roared, "our op-
ponents are resorting to every form Of
vileness. to dishonest and underhand
tricks, to uncomfortable meanness, to
the corruption of voters, but we warn
them"-his thunder shook the roof
1--WE warn them, fellow citizens, that
that is game that two can play at"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
- The
Scrap Book
A Better Place,

There was pie for dessert, and the
small son Of the hostess, taking advan-
tage of the presence Of company. plead
ed for second helping and got it.
After he had eaten it all he showed
signs of distress and was soon howl
ing Justify and doubled up with pain.
A rather prim lady who was present
said to the boys mother: Hes got
no business to yell like that. If he
were my child he'd get a good sound
spanking"
"He deserves It," the mother admit
ted II don't believe, though, in spank
ing him on a full stomach"
Neither do l." said the visitor, "but
you can turn him over"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27

will tell you. "but one needn't talk
with her whole face, and, besides, it
isn't a sign Of stupidity to know how
to listen, at least part Of the time, is
it," she will add, little ironically.
Most of us talk too much" the
specialist finished. 1--WE say the same
thing over and over. We say things
that might better be left unsaid. If
we all took pains to preserve intervals
of silence we'd add to the peace Of
the world, we'd talk to better purpose
when we did talk, and last, but not
least, we'd avoid wrinkles"
1t really does look as If some beauty
doctors know more than powders and
lotions when they suggest that some
people say things too many times.
The woman with the wrinkles in her
face and a tired look never stops to
realize how much energy she wastes
by saying things over twice or even
thrice which were adequately express
edswith a single utterance.
According to this beauty specialist.
there is still another insidious enemy
to good looks.
Grievances" she says. "fancied or
otherwise, are very bad for beauty.
and the too loquacious woman fire.
quently is the one who is apt to
have q grievance. She never meets
one that she hasn't something to I'M
burden: somebody has been doing
something on purpose to annoy her,
and with each fresh grievance the cor
ners of her mouth go down little
farther, her nose gets sharper, the
downward tendency lines in her face
get deeper, and she loses little more
beauty" Now. my dear, my friends
surely will acquit me Of being talker
with continual grievance. A rather
amusing thing happened recently
when l was going over to Philadel-
phia. "All the latest popular novels"'
sang out the train boy. Then. holding
out copy of 1.-THE Guest of Quesnay'
to a prosperous looking passenger. he
urged. Buy Booth Tarkington's latest
work. STRIP
The man looked annoyed. "No.
am Booth Harrington himself"
'"Then buy copy Of Marriage a Ia
Mode" persisted the boy. "You ain'i
Mrs. Humphry Ward. too, are your"
Apropos of Mrs. Ward. have you
read Marriage a la Mode?" In this
her latest novel the author has turned
her trained intellect upon the state OF
the divorce law, which many good
critics have denounced as disgrace tt
civilization. In her treatment Of THU
vital human problem Mrs. Ward Ii
truthful and direct. With delicate, un
erring touch she describes American
society as it exists, with its pres
ent laXity OF regard for the marriage
bond. Daphne; or. Marriage a Ii
Mode" is the story of an information
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Liked the Treatment,

e A slater who was engaged upon the
roof of a house in Glasgow fell from
the ladder and lay in an unconscious
pedestrians in the street who rushed
to the aid of the poor man CHANGED to
have a flask of spirits in his pocket,
and, to revive him, began to pour a
little down his throat.
"Canny, mon, canny" said man
looking on, ''or you'll choke him."
The unconscious" slater opened his
eyes and said quietly. "Pour ava,
mon, pour AVA; ye're dom fine"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Why He Got Married.

A 5000 per annum clerk in one Of
Uncle Sans departments at Washing
ton was recently approached by CO.
worker who asked if it were true, as
rumor had it, that the $500 person was
about to marry.
'It u.s." was the laconic response.
Surely, old man." said the other,
with that freedom permitted an init
mate friend. "you don't think that
your present income would justify you
in taking wife,"
ITO be perfectly frank" said the
other. 81 do not
'"Then what on earth can be your
reason for taking this serious step?"
Il have no reason" was the calm
response. Il am in e."-Lippin-
colts.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27

Once a boy thought he would braid
a mules tail. Later, when his father
was trying to straighten up his fea-
lures so that his mother wouldn't have
to get acquainted with him all over
again, he asked, Father, will l ever
be beautiful any more?"
"No. my child" said the father, as
he delicately pried the bridge Of the
rs nose into something like its old
form, mo, my child, you will new
beautiful, but you'll know a
sight more"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Storninu the Winnjnu Post,

William ". of England, who was
bred to the sea, had no particular pre-
dilection for horse racing, but he so
far interested himself in the sport as
to take up his brothers stud to run
out the engagement of George ".
Just previous to the first appearance
Of the royal stud in his name the train
er sought an interview to know what
was the royal pleasure-how many
horses the king would send down.
How the trainer must have stared
when he heard the sailor king, as If
giving a command for three decker
to fire a broadside, order the whole
stud, upward Of 100 horses, to be let
off at one shot for single race!
"Send down the whole squadv' said
the king. "Some Of them, I suppose,
will win"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Fooled Him,

Katie, who had been taught that the
devil tempts little girls to disobey, was
left alone in a room for time one day
with the admonition not to touch a
particularly delicious plate of fruit
that stood on the table.
For awhile she bravely withstood
the temptation. Finally, however. her
resolution wavered. and she took big
red apple from the plate. She walked
away with it, but before putting it TO
her lips her courage returned. and she
quickly replaced the apple on the
plate, saying as she did so: AHA! Mr..
Devil, ! fooled you, didn't II"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Willing to Please.

A large and elegant hotel furnished
on the most luxurious lines was erected
orchestra performed every evening in
the hotel dining room, but on one oc-
casion, out of season, the house was
so empty that the manager dispatched
the following telegraph message to the
head offices of the company: "Only
one guest, but orchestra of thirty.
What shall do?"
And the prompt reply came, eff guest
dissatisfied, engage six more must
ciansv
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
PEACH SUNDAE.

ries, sliced bananas, shredded pineap-
pie or cut peaches make a delicious
sundae, either together or singly. If
preferred you may lift the lid of the
freezer before the cream becomes stiff
and add the fruit, giving few extra
turns. Serve with whipped cream,
with few pieces of fruit or some
finely chopped nuts sprinkled over the
top,
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Laughter.

Worry stalked along the road,
Trouble sneaking after,
Then Black Care and Grief and Goad.
Enemies to Laughter.
But old Laughter, with a shout,
Rose up and attacked 'em,
Put the sorry pack to rout,
Walloped 'em and whacked 'em.
Laughter frivols day and night.
Sometimes he's a bubble.
But he hath a deal of might
In bout with Trouble.
John Kendrick Bangs in Ainslees Mag
aZine.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
The Proper Question,

The man with the CLASSY eye and
preternaturally solemn demeanor put
down sovereign at the booking Office
at Charing Cross and demanded "a
ticket" what station?" snapped the
booking clerk. The would be traveller
steadied himself. "What stations have
you?" he asked, with quiet dignity
London Globe.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
THE POPULAR SUNDAE.

It May Be Made at Home With Little
Trouble.
Sundaes, the popular summer re-
freshment, may be made at home with
just little extra trouble. Freeze va
nilla ice cream in the usual way and
when ready to serve put liberal
sprinkling of fruit on each portion and
top it of with whipped cream. Ber-
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
lmprovement.

"Have you noticed that your daugh-
ter has learned much since she has
been going to boarding school"
eyes. She has become quite expert
In her handling Of the chatting dish."-
Smart Set.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
COURAGE.

Courage is virtue that the young
cannot spare; to lose it is to grow old
before the time. 1t is better to make
a thousand mistakes and suffer q thou
sand reverses than run away from bat
fle.-Henry Van Dyke.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Not bv Ike Walton.

Now, here is true bliss,
One you shouldn't miss,
The greatest of joys a mortal could wish
IT'S to sit on the edge
OF a cool, messy ledge
And dande fly Ger the nose of a fish.
st. Louis Republic.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Human Nature.

No man respects free advice.
We'd rather go
To those we know
Will charge handsome price.
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
One Mans Way.

The Lowly One-And were you born
great?
The Great One-No; 1 thrust myself
upon it.-Town Topics.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27

A hare ard a rabbit appear much the
same
They are. both Of them, timid, yet both
of them game
But hare may be English and full of
alright,
While a rabbit is Welsh and is eaten at
night.
-Woman's Home Companion.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
harvard Willie.

Willie banged his sisters head
'Gainst the side wall fast and faster.
Mamma only sighed and said,
Gently, dear-you'n break the plaster
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
The Wings of Love,

Time flies" they say, my dear, and
Am satisfied it's true.
But, goodness me. what makes it fly
So fast when I'm with you?
Catholic Standard and Times
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Will It Come to This2

Alicia-I understand the man who
married Celeste is wealthy.
Felicia-Wealthy! Why, he's so rich
he can afford not to own an automo-
bile.-Chicago News.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Couldn't Stop Him,

Blox-Newpop is a great boaster.
Knox-That's what. Why, only yes
terday he was Boosting about how
loud his baby can cry.-Rocky Noun
tain News.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Isn't IL ALWAYS So7

This conversation with the stars
My bosom with resentment fills.
In case we get to talk with Mars
The pas have got to pay the bills.
Boston Globe.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
A Soma.

Now sing song of summer time
And raise a joyful shout
The season of the speckled boy
And Of the freckled trout.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
In the Barber Shop.

at takes an artist to cut hair"
Yes, and it takes an artist to go
without hair cut. "-Baltimore Amed-
ran.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
The MeIodrama.

II sing to drive dull care away"
Said the heroine, and for fun
The villain Kissed. "It's a lucky thing
Dull care knows how to rum"
Chicago News.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
The Ruler of the Roast,

Cook-Your wife. sor, came into the
kitchen this mornin' and insoolted me,
and it's wan Of two things-either she
laves the house or dov-Lippincott'
Magazine
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Contentmont.

Who lives for love must sorrow know.
Who lives for gain must rest forego.
Who lives for power must trample JOY.
Who lives for fame stakes all for toy.
More blest are they who toll all day
And sleep the sleep of
Just
Plain
Clay.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27

1t matters not how hot the day
Nor how a bard perspires,
He keeps on striving every way
To stir up genius fires.
Kansas City Times.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
His creditabls Purpo.e.

"Why are you moving so far away,
Jingle-to save your credit"
Nothing Of the sort. It's to get new
credit. "-Brownings Magazine.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Fakinq.

Love is not blind: he's only very wise.
To what he would not see he shuts his
eyes.
Puck.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
The Time of Timiditv.

A hero is a man who dared
Some peril not to be despised
And never once felt truly scared
Till he came to be lionized.
Washington Star.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
The Voice of the Consumer.

TU0 VVISS VI STo VoIISUUIoTs
"What difference can a new deal make, -
They heard him tearfully exclaim,
''If still the same old people take
The same old rakeoff in the gamer"
washington Star.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-08-27
Unnatural History.

-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1909-09-09
NORWICH UNIVERSITY OPENS
Class of 70 Freshmen Enter College This
Fall-Three Changes in Faculty

Mortified, Sept. S-Norwich University
opened for the regular school year on
on Tuesday evening at 6 o'clock, when the
routine began in real earnest. The in
coming class numbers 20 men, making a
total number of registrations in the school
1873. There were very few men who
entered by means of entrance examinations
most of the new comers presenting
certif from other institutions of
learning
There are three changes to be made in
the faculty this fall, the first being the
filling of the vacancy caused by the years
leave of absence given Prof. Il. A. Shaw.
His place will be taken by J. j. Long, of
the Sheffield Scientific School of Yale,
who comes highly recommended. Prof.
&C.. n. Barber, of Barre, who has had
charge of the department of descriptive
geometry and civics, has been transferred
to the military department and will act
as Assistant Commandant of the University
The third vacancy is something new and
the man to be selected is yet unknown,
but several desirable instructors are
have been communicated with.
The football prospects are good this fall
as many of the old team of last year are
back in college again and the new material
coming in is desirable for the formation
of strong aggregation for the gridiron.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1909-09-09
THREE TARGETS SUNK

Good Shooting by the Battleships in Practice
Off Norfolk-Vermont Leads All Others
and Will Retain Pennant Won Last
Year
Washington, d. c. Sept. S-Three
targets were sunk during the fleets battle
practice today. Two were dismantled
torpedo boats, the O'Brien and Nicholson
and one anespecially constructed target
barge towed in sinking condition to the
Norfolk Navy Yard. The fleet cannot
conclude its practice till the targets are
repaired. The practice thus far indicates
that the battleship Vermont sill leads
and will undoubtedly retain the gunnery
pennant won last year in Manila Bay.
The Louisiana and New Hampshire are
tied for the trophy for excellence in record
practice. One of the Louisiana's turrets
madet 100 percent.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1909-09-09
BELIEVES DIR. COOK
Randolph Man Accompanied Him on a
Previous Expedition and Has Confidence
in His Statements.
Especial to the Journal)

Especial to the JournaD
Randolph, Sept. S-Dr. c. ]. kumrill,
of Randolph has personal knowledge
of the now famous discoverer of the North
Pole through having been one of his party
in an expedition Is years ago to the Arctic
circle in the steamship Miranda. This
excursion to the far north was undertaken
by DR.. Cook principally to procure funds
for explorations in the Antarctic regions,
but shpwreck ruined his plans, robbed
the venture of profit and left him more
financially embarrassed than ever.
Dr. Rumrll was a student at Yale col
lege when he joined the expedition 1t was
a sightseeing trip and voyage for informa-
ton combined, made up of college pro-
fessors and students, 40 in ALL "One and
all of whom" says DR.. Rumrill, will
vouch for DR.. Cook as an upright, honest
man, plucky to the extreme and filled
with enthusiasm for his various exploring
expeditions. We shall believe him,
knowing him, if he says he has found the
! Pole
"Our party was bound for Disco Bay
and then Inglefield gulf-Peary's head
quarters. Hardly had we gotten under
headway when we struck a rock, which
damaged our boat, the steamship Miranda,
by making three large holes in its bottom
We now had to return to Sukkertoppen,
send life boat north to Holstenborg
for fishing schooner to bring us back
and at the urgent request of two or three
of the older professors, give up our project
of seeing Peary in his winter quarters
We later lost our steamer in mid ocean
and came home on the fishing schooner. :"