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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
IN A
 TERRIBLE FIX
A Georgia Woman Tells How She Felt Like SheWas Being Killed
 -Cardui Helped Her.

Pelham, Gar was in a terrible fix" writes Mrs. E. L. Bigham, of Pel- ham, Ga. T was so weak I could hardly walk across the room. I had such pains in my sides and would swell up so I could hardly stand it. I was irregular and could not do my work. My head ached all the time. so bad at times I felt like it would kill me. I also suffered with drawing pains in my legs and my back hurt and I was getting poorer every day, but Cardui got me up able to do my work and feel better than I have for some time.
 T cannot praise Cardui strongly enough. I will recommend it to all my trends"
 As tonic, for weak women, we know of nothing equal to Cardui. It gives strength and ambition, bright ems the eyes, clears the complexion, regulates the system and helps you back to new youthfulness of looks and feeling.
 Made from pure vegetable ingred- ients, it contains no powerful, mineral drugs, or deleterious compounds. Con- taining no glycerin, or similar ma terial, it has no mawkish, disagree able taste, and has no possible bad after-effect.
 Absolutely harmless, it is good for young and old and should be in every family Try it.
 Your druggist sells it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26


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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
THANKSGIVING DAY
Canada's Day of Thanks Month Ear | Her Than in the United States.

For some reason better known to the Canadians themselves than to the people on this side of the line, our Canadian cousins celebrated their Thanksgiving month or more earlier than we do. It may be that the Cana dian turkey had become inpatient and sounded a note of warning or it may be that the frost on the pumpkin" de- olared itself. But whatever the reason, their Thanksgiving day is past. It may have been that the reasons for giving thanks so much earlier than we do were pushing themselves so hard and so fast that the Canadians were ashamed to postpone the event. They have had reasons, and good ones, too, for giving thanks. Their great broad areas of prairie land have yielded in abundance, and here, by the way, it is not uninteresting to the friends of the millions of Americans who have made their home in Canada during the past few years to know that they have participated most generously in the cutting of the melon." Probably the western portion of Canada, comprising the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatche- wan and Alberta. have the greatest reason of any of the provinces to eX- press in the most enthusiastic manner their gratitude, The results in the inc of production give ample reason for devout thanksgiving to Providence. This year has surpassed all others in ef, fa tba OtoI in h,o try's wealth is concerned. There is no question that Providence was espe- cially generous. The weather condi- tions were perfect, and during the ripening and harvesting period, there was nothing to interfere. And now it was well it was so, for with a demand for labor that could not be supplied, there was the greatest danger, but with suitable weather the garnering of the grain has been successfully accom- pIished. There have been low gen eral averages, but these are account ed for by the fact that farmers were indifferent relying altogether upon what a good soil would do. There will be no more low averages though, for this year has shown what good, careful farming will do. It will pro- duce 130 million bushels of wheat from seven million acres, and it will pro- duce a splendid lot of oats, yielding anywhere from 50 to 100 bushels per acre. This on land that has cost but from S10 to $15 per acre-many farm CTS have realized sufficien from this years crop to pay the entire cost of their farms. The Toronto Globe says:
 The whole population of the West rejoices in the bounty of Providence, and sends out message of gratitude and appreciation of the favors which have been bestowed on the country. The cheerfulness which has abounded with industry during the past six months has not obliterated the concep- tion of the source from which the blessings have flown, and the good feeling is combined with a spirit of thankfulness for the privilege of living in so fruitful land. The misfortunes of the past are practically forgotten, because there is great cause to con template with satisfaction the con- forts of the present Thanksgiving should be a season of unusual en- thusiasm"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
CHOPS ACT AS lNT0xicAMT
inhalation of Benzine, Excessive Emo tion and Joy Riding May Make
 Ore Drunk, Says Authority.

London.-The vapor given oT by turpentine, which intoxicated mum Der of men who were unloading cargo of it at Bristol, is not the only curious inebriant. Even the homely chop, taken after long abstention from meat food, may stimulate to the point of drunkenness.
 Ordinary petrol, or benzine, if in- haled in sufficient quantities for long enough period" a correspondent was informed by medical analyst, will produce the same result
 "Intoxication is by no means an eff feet of alcohol alone. The intoxica- tion caused by alcohol is cumplete and, generally speaking, lasts longer; but it is quite possible to develop all the symptoms of drunkenness through excessive emotion, whether joy, grief or the exhilaration excited by music.
 What really happens is that the nerve centerS are in such cases thrown out of unison with each other and with the brain, so that mentally directed actions-walking talking and so on-beeome difficult and thought itself tends to incoherency.
 "A motor ride in fresh air, espe- cially to person unused to it, will often produce similar effects, owing to excessive oxygenation of the blood, in plain words, overstimulationA
 Again, a man who has beer III for any length of time and, having been on a milk-diet, takes too hearty a meal of meat when he is first allowed that food may expect to experience symptoms of intoxication. A chop, can, under such circumstances, make him distinctly drunk
 Strong coffee will also produce re- suits not unlike spirit, especially If taken on an empty stomach after some hours of brain work Tea is also distinctly stimulating, as is shown at an at home, where it is usually noticed that the women's s tongues wag most freely after the second or third cup"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Government Makes lew Rules
 Wiping Out Big sraft.
Fragrant Abuses in Importation, En- taIine Thousands of Dollars of Loss to Nation Hit byOrder of
 Treasury Department.

ngton.-Flagrant abuses in fruit importation, entaillg thousands of dollars of loss to the government, occurring especially on the docks at New York, are aimed at n regulations proclaimed by Acting Secretary of the Treasury Reynolds ano directed to collectors of customs md all others concerned"
 The regulations prohbit importers from delaying for a wek or ten days the filing of claims for Allowances for decay, destruction or ljury of fruit imported but not takenoff the docks, making it impossible fir the author ities to determine wha to allow for the deterioration of thelmports. Cali fornia fruit raiscrs tool up this ques- tion with congress at te last session,
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Misery.

The neighbours dog sits out on the front lawn and howls dismally. The man in the window looks out and yells: "Sh-h-h, you beast!" The dog continues to howl. The man again comes to the window and this time hurls shoe at the dog. Still the animal howls. Another shoe follows. The next day the mans wife goes around in her stocking feet because she cant find her shoes. The man hasn't the price of another pair of shoes for her, and the next night the dog howls louder than ever.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Scientific Writer Says There Are
 No Good or Bad Thoughts.
They Are We'll or III Dieested Parti- cles of Oxygen or Sustenance-Pu- ritans kiII7Joy Attitude BiIi-
 ous Rather Than Pious.

London.-Startling is the theory pro- pounded by learned scientist that food, the manner of it's digestion and assimilation, accounts for all the ac- tions of mankind In the London Mir TOT it is explained by Charles H. Hey deman, Ph D. as follows:
 The brain is the stomach of the soul. There are no such things as good or bad thoughts. They are well or only badly digested particles of oxygen, water or food.
 The mind, to put it simply, is noth- ing else but chemical laboratory, in which, similarly to the electric cell process, various chemical products, from the air we breathe the liquids we absorb and the food we eat are split up and transformed into heat and motion or stored for future use.
 Atoms as they circulate through the brain in continual kaleidoscopic changes combine with others, setting free certain amount of energy, some of which is manifested in thoughts.
 The real stomach as such, is only the ante-ehamber to the brain; it serves as the general distributor of the nutri- ment which comes down to it. So much into the blood, so much to form bone and muscle, fat and fiber, and the tit-bits into the upper story.
 Our food, thus, not only governs our digestive organs, but our thoughts, our morals, our actions, our looks, our whole lives. It makes us the men we are
 The kill-joy Puritan attitude which objected to "bear-baiting, not be- cause it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the null titude. arose through the defective working of the biliary duct of these gentlemen.
 They thought they were plous, when they were only bilious.
 Carlyle's fierce inyectives against the world-"mostly fools"-and his pc riodical eruptions into difform chunks of undigested English were the result of his chronic dyspepsia.
 The man whose countenance Shakespeare talks about as being "sicklied OCT by the pale cast of thought" had probably been eating pork for supper. The conscience which makes towards of us all comes from a disordered liver
 The tree is known by it's fruit Kean the actor, always suited his diet to his part When he had to play the lover he ate mutton; for murder CTS he took beef, very underdone and pork for tyrants.
 Fusell, the painter, would eat meat raY when he wanted to raise his i'm at ation to the horrible, and Mrs R3Icliffe did the same when she thrilled the world with her "Myster ies of Udolpho.
 Siddons, the husband of the immor tai Sarah, always declared that hi: wife never wept so heart rendingly as when she had partaKen copiously of small beer
 sydney Smith points ont the impor
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

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  will  longer the formidable weapon ii long he lived  his acquisition its 5000 miles of
  holdings gives Hawley the control miles  City Those will be brought awy and the Gouds with whom he closely associated control
 
  committee Pacific  reaches Pacific Norfolk  the Rock Island system which forms important portion of this chain  domination the which  Central lines Hartman Union Pacific Central will realized.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Had an Object Lesson.

The happy mother of seven months-old baby, whose chief business seems to be making a noise in the world, was paying her sister a visit, and the other evening young Master Harry, aged seven years, was dele gated to care for the baby while his elders were at dinner So he wheeled it back and forth, the length of the library. giving vent to his sentiments by singing, much to the amusement of the family:
 Gee whiz I'm glad I'm free,
 No wedding bells for mel
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
HooKWoRM BUG FROM HAWAII
s-.areds of Victims of the "Lazy
 \ Bug" Are Reported on the Pa ,k cific Coast.

San Francisco.-The hookworm- dis ease has been brought to San Francis .co from Hawaii and the orient, and hundreds of cases of hitherto unex- Iplained dejection and laziness are at Itributed to the inroads of the little Il,arasite. Dr. Herbert Gum, who is lairecting a campaign of physicians
 vrst the disease, says he has treat
 Her 100 cases, at least one of
 bch resulted fatally. Hundreds are
 Erred from Hawaii and soldiers from fife philippines, victims of the para site. are supposed to be living on this coast.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
First Lincoln Gents Sone.

Philadelphia.-All of the original aroused such wide interest because of the prominence of Designer Brenner's initials on them and the subsequent change in dies to make the initials less conspicuous, have passed entirely into the public's hands. There were sS, S,323, 900 of them issued, and not a cent of that famous issue is left in the treasury at Washington or sub treasury here.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
END OF FRUIT FRAUDS

contending that the delays operated to the undue advantage of Italian in- terests, particularly as to oranges and lemons.
 The government is entitled to the duty on the arrival of the fruit. Forty eight hours is fixed by the department under the new circular as the time within which, after the arrival of the vessel, importers may file claims for allowance for shortage or nonimpor. tation.
 immediately on notice of these claims the appraisers, under direction Of the collectors, will detail one or more examiners to determine prompt ly the percentage of decay These ex aminers will be called on to set aside representative packages, consisting of at least five per cent. of each lot or mark, and to open and examine them
 immediately on notice of these claims the appraisers, under direction of the collectors, will detail one or more examiners to determine prompt ly the percentage of decay These ex aminers will be called on to set aside representative packages, consisting; of at least five per cent of each lot or mark, and to open and examine them
 Within ten days after the landing of the fruit the report of the appraiser must be made to the collector, fixing the percentage of rotten and worth less fruit found On this percentage the allowance will be made in the liquidation of the entry.
 Where imported or other perishable goods have been condemned at the port of original entry within ten days after landing, by the health officer or other authorities, no allowance will be made until the importers or their agents within "A hours after the condemnation file detailed notice with the collector.
 No allowance will be made for dam age to any imported merchandise oth- CT than the allowance on unperishable goods, on the ground of nonimporta- tion Importers, however, are per mitted under the new regulations to abandon to the United States within ten days after entry all or any portion of any goods included in any invoice and be relieved from payment of duty on the abandoned portion, provided that the abandoned part amounts to at least ten per cent. of the total value or quantity of the invoice. This right of abandonment may be exer- cised regardless of damage or con- mercial value.
 The importers will have to deliver the abandonded goods at some desig- mated place within the limits of the port, when the allowance will be made in liquidating the the entry and the merchandise sold or destroyed. On failure to deliver as required the gov ernment will take possession of the goods at the expense of the importers.
 Plays Safe.
 Those airships fly on the wings of the wind, don't they?"
 No, I think not"
 "Why not?"
 Because when the wind is high the airship flies low.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
To Raise Egyptian Lotus.

Pontiac, Mich.-Attorney Joseph E Sawyer will endeavor to raise the Egyptian sacred lotus lily at Keego harbor, the entrance to Cass lake. He has secured shipment of pods con- taining the lotus seed and will SOW them in the muck about the shore of the harbor. The lotus has been raised with success at Monroe and in the Calumet river in Chicago. Mir. Saw yer will make an investigation and study the lotus in his efforts to cover the beautiful little harbor with the yellow bloom.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
DrATr or OHIO C1rY OF TOLEDO. ! ss

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY & Co.,, doing business in the City of Toledo County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use ot HALLS CATARRH CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence. this 9th day Of December. A. D.. 1886. SEAL A W; No1anr 9anAsun. sus.sc. t~-' -'S'>- S>'-~~' Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO.,. Toledo. O Sold by all Druggists. 75c
 Take Hells Family Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Nimrod Bonds His Home.

Chester, Pa.-In order t, pay a fine imposed on him for illega gunning a foreigner, who appeared before Alder. man Stockman, was compelled to mortgage his home. Gi,vano Della sando was charged with killing one rabbit and nine robins and was fined S170.47; Dominica Desaraido, charged with killing six robins ant one flicker, paid fines amounting to Sl07.37.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
FEAR JEROME'S SUCCESSOR

Charles Seymour Whitman, who has been elected district attorney of New York to succeed William T. Jerome, promises to be great ter to eyldoers-to real eydoers, whether they be friends or foes-as district attorney, police commissioner, magistrate other officer of the law in New York.
 As city magistrate and member of the court or general sessions, Whitman has had splendid career In that office he sat for eight years to the eminent satisfaction of everybody who cared to look into his conduct and to speculate on his future, for Judge Whitman is essentially a man of the future, and few who know him hesitate in saying that he will take full advantage of the developments that have made him virtually the head of the nOlitical life of this city.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
F,ont,no the Slave Trade.

Although slave-trading is generally supposed to be thing of the past, the United States contributes annually $100 as it's share of the expense of keeping up at Brussels an institution known as the international bureau for the repression of the African slave trade.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Bloomington (Ind. Farmer Tells of Discontinue ol Bird When
 CIawed b Feline.

Bloomington, In-A remarkable mldair battle betwen house cat and a large chicken hak on the farm of Paris Hazel, leang citizen south of this city, is repded by MT. Hazel himself, who was al eyewitness.
 According to MrHazeps story, he was awakened earlW ednesday morn ing by a commotios in his poultry yard. The hawk ws lowering over a flock of chickens pparing to sink its talons into one of hem and carry 1t away, when MT. Hasl appeared.
 Through misItak the invader caught up the cat alas 1t arose 25 feet from the gro, knde feline began to scratch and fig hit, the same time letting out "yowls b" plainly indi- cated it's distress ? biting and scratching of the icaased the hawk to release it's holt h ,tabby came to the ground with Ial. The hawk
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Mo Vacations for Children,

Lawrence, Kan.-E. A. Ross, profes- sor of sociology in the University of Wisconsin, in an address here de clared that school vacations are a relic of pianeer days and that children should attend school IF months in the year
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
SHE BECOMES COED AT 78

Mrs. A. D. Winship of Racine Wis, who is 1S years old, is studying hard every day at the Ohio State university, in Columbus and by her diligence puts many youths and young women to shame. She recently entered the college as a freshman.
 Mrs. Winship had been coming to Columbus two summers, taking a brief course in the summer school, largely review of the common branches
 This year, however, she decided to take a college course.
 T am not going to leave the college till am so years od,'' she said. T feel young as girl and why should I not complete my education? ? In my girlhood we did not have the advantage that girls have now, though had some education
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
HAWLEY IS NEW HARTMAN

Edwin Hawley has succeeded to the throne of E. H. Hartman the ruler of the railroads ol the United States. Within the last few days there has been a change of alignment of the greatest financial powers in Wall street and they have proffered to Hawley the backing of their millions which were the essence of the Hartman power and which likewise, makes Hawley the dominant figure in the American railroad world. This shift of the balance of money power to the support of Hawley marks the most important of several changes in the railroad situation that have been brought about by the passing of Hartman.
 Another change of scarcely less interest dur ing the last few days has been the appearance of a welEdefined plan to eliminate Hartman infiu-
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

Constipation causes and aggravates many serioras diseases. IL is thoroughly cured by lr Pierce 5 Pleasant Pellets. The tavorite family laxativc
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

Mrs. " nslows Soothing Syrup. For children teetAing, sofens the frufas reduces in aammation alIays pain wind colic. 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

If Sanford of the H. c. and U. SO ciety has received $25o0O0. why can't he be contented with his job?
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
Cot BdGes HalDk i1 Midair

made another attempt to attack the, cat, when MT. Hazel quickly drove it away.
 MT. Hazel states that he and his family vouch for the truth of the un. usual story.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26
ADMIRAL PRAISES AIRSHIPS

Rear Admiral Colby M. Chester, U S. N, who was one of the commissioners that recently passed on the claims of Commander Peary in the north pole controversy, believes that the airship is destined to become one of the most powerful war machines the world has ever known
 Admiral Chester declares this country should have large fleet of aeroplanes which should be used largely aerial scouts. He says the aeroplane should be the eye of the navy, that it should be in the air what the submarine is in the water.
 Carrying explosives of great power, Admiral Chester believes these swiftly soaring machines could dash over hostile fleet of battleships and cruisers and blow them to pieces.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

The best preparation for the future Is the present well seen to. and the last duty well done
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

The greatest necessity In a woman's lie Is love
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26


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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-26

Plays Safe. Those airships fly on the wings of the wind, don't they?" No, I think not" "Why not?" Because when the wind is high the airship flies low"
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