The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-18

among the ifty-seven varieties ot Democrats and reformers who had great dlficulty in remembering whep registration, day came around.
 This diseussion was cut short hy some references to the tarlff which it was stated was being talked pro and con.
 Indeed" remarked the Vice Pres- fdent.. with evident surprise.
 Yes" replied the end man. epre means for--for the trusts. Con Is what the consumer gets
 The White House Cow. now already famous. was made the subject of one of the best stunts of the evening. Att tended by q dairy maid. a splendid iini- tation of the bovine was led into the room. which instantly caused the ''President' to inquire whats this7'' He was promptly informed that while there had been lot of loose talk about the opossum being being the an- final emblem of the present adminis- tration and that the Teddy bear was one of "my policies" that had been in- herited. it wRa all nonsense.
 The emblem of this administration g said the animal keeper. s"is the COW. and this fs it."
 It was discovered that the milk pail was minus the iacteal fluid and In it's sAta0 WCfE hklhSTUuS afttCtt<s among which was a bottle tagged with testimonial from Senator Aldrich. as follows:
 we used this medicine on the tariff bill and removed all Payne from it in- stantiy.""
 Castro Tmpersonated.
 The pail was being emptied of its contents when in rushed member who inipersonated Castro, and who de- manded place of refuge There is nothing we can do for you, Mir. Castro; you must go." was the answer to his appeal; but the exiled President persisted. and following q lengthy conference. 1t was decided to let him take care of the COW. A burlesque on Uncle Toms Cabin made 1t close rival of some of the other funny stunts. Eliza was depict ed as fleeing across the Ice holding In her arms two children, Maximum and Minimum." wrapped fin. the tariff bill. and pursued by the howl of the gray wolves of the Senate. s&
 A miniature wire basket which sefv- ed as the "CongresBionalswa basket was the souvenir of the dinner-land into 1t were dropped at intervals va rious things which were supposed to represent papers that are Iikeiyfto find their way Into such receptacle. A COlu HIOTAAd TECGiOy or "a tQSHl CQIn- pany had this written on it:
 Received, from Frank H. Hitchcock. eighteen crates and five barrels con taining CT. R's policies. Storage pre- paid for eight years from date. Value asked. but Indignantly refused.
 Marks: Slightly damaged.
 stored in room: Basement of cell lar.
 tsienea) "s. w. Hurriedin."
 VTyt l-Nx .xA tive session of the senate. the nomi- nations of Thomas 0. Moves of The Washington Star, and Oscar K. Davis of The New York Times for member ship in the club were received and con ffrmed. but not until the two sacred candidates had been subjected to q right s-examination as to their opinions on those present, and matters in, general q President Taft enjoyed to- the limit the darts iirected at htmaelf and hts cabinet ministers. Indeed. there were few. ig any. who did not gctr placed on the gFtdirqu- sfs ss
 The apeaksrs were Prssideht Taft Secretary Jickinson. speaker Cannon gshators Tavicr 6f Tsnnsasee. aue lksaambeelaIA 0k Ofegoh and G9@ern0s FAEArshali of fnalAna The bahque& hafl apple blossoms and American beauty roses predominated. while the dinner itself was a marvel of culinary art Among the guests were the follow ing:
 The President Of the United States the Brazilian Ambaasador the Swiss Minister. c, II. Ackert, southern Rail- way; Felix Agner; Bsitinlore Ameri- can: Senators Aidrich, Beveridge, Borah. Cater. Chamberlain. Elkius. Guggen- helm, Ksan, Oliver, Scott. snoot, suth- eriand. Taylor. Warren; Secretaries Bailiuger. Dickinson. Nagei Wilson: .Postmaater- General Hitchcock. Attor- ney- -Generat wickersham. Baron T.. Ambrosy, Austria Hungary: Represen- tatives Champ Clark tMo.l, Fitzgerald stN. Y.). Ransdeli ,tLa.), John c capers, Comnissioner of Internal Revenue: Governor Marshall (Indiana), Jose Car los Rodriguez Journal of Commerce.. Rio de Janeiro. John Barrett. Director Bureau American Republics. Pisrpont Morgan. IT.: !. M. Cup. Southern Rail- way; Rodolphe Lemieux. Postmaster general. Canada: Guy R. Johnson, Vice. President Alabama Consolidated Coal and Iron Company.