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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargains in
Muslin Underwear Department

A lot of Women's Silk Petit
coats. of good quality taffeta, in
black and colors, made with
hounce of tucks and circular ruff
aes.
$2.75 each. Value, $500.
A lot Of Women's Outing Flan-
mel Gowns, in pink, light blue
and gray striped effects; made full
and long, with high neck and long
sleeves.
soc each. Value, 75c.
A lot of Womens Outing
Flannel Dressing Sacques, Ca
mile" style, in neat striped eff
fects, trimmed with embroidered
scalloped edge.
soc each. Value, 75c.
A lot of Women's Blanket
Cloth and Eiderdown Bath
Robes, in plain colors and mixed
effects; high neck; long sleeves !;
finished with satin bands.
$3.50 each. Value, $500.
And these remnants:
Women's Black Taneta silk Pctticoats. made
with accordion plated Aounce finished with ruch-
ing. Reduced from $3.50 to $500 each.
wemen's Haud-made French silk Petticcat,
made with deep Aoupce trimmed with eyelet en-
hroidery and lace insertion and finished With
duffy lace rufnca. Reduced from $3.50 to 1880.
Third floor, Eleventh st.
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And these remnants
Hosiery Department.

20 pairs Womens Fancy Isle Hose black
ground. with neat colored figures: sizes ST.. .
and 10. Reduced from Joe to 25c pair
q pnifs Women's Lisle Thread Hose in broxn
and- white. bfue- and white and gray and white
striped effects: sizes S1s and 81. Reduced
Main door, + st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

The blizzard prophet Is already opening
up his annual display. He is one of the
few characters whose best claims to pop
ularity rest on their unreliability.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
An interpretive Economist.

why should you pay rent when you
can own your homer asked the real
estate expert.
II don't know" answered the UNI
thrifty person, except that I've had so
many differences with landlords that I'm
afraid it would hurt my self-respect to be
responsible to myself for repairs and
other running expenses
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
CSC each. Were soc.
And these remnants:

And these remnants:
10 Boys Fine Laundered Madras Blouses also
a few Of Poneee. with soft collars; sizes g. o.
II. 10, IA and 15 Reduced from 500 to Zoe
each.
10 Leather Belts, for wear with Russian
Blouse suits. Reduced from 25c and SOC to lOc
each.
) White Cloth Caps. slightly soiled. Reduced
from 5Oc to 1Oc each.
pairs Boys Suspenders. soiled. Reduced
from 25c, 35c and Soc TO 1Oc pair.
Third noor Tenth st.
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TEMPTING.

From the Rochester Post Express.
Lady Cook says that she will spend one
million dollars In the cause of womAn's
suffrage. There are a good many poll
ticians who would be glad to get slice
Of this pie.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

The American Sugar Refining Company
has been under suspicion SO constantly
that 1t takes the indignant epithets
hurled at it without even threatening q
libel suit.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PH1LANDER JOHNSON.
fortunes Eavors.

your remarks don't read as well az
those of your political rival"
NO." answered Senator Sorghum, The
has more luck than I have in getting
smart fellows to interview him."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

Preliminary utterances indicate that the
soft-answer policy will find a hard jour
ney before 1t when congressional debate
gets under way.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

Tammany has evidently come to rec
ognize the fact that It must not expect
any kind words even from those it may
seek to befriend.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

or course importers who lodged the
customs in New York are prepared to in
sist that they did so in the interest of the
ultimate consumer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

Uncle Joe Cannon naturally has the
highest respect for a majority that has
agreed so frequently with his views.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

After the efforts to show Mr.. Taft some
culinary creations it will surely
be relief to get back to Washington's
plain fare Of oysters, duck and terrapin
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

1t is hard to say whether the Johnson
Jeffries controversy will end in fight or
a libel suit.
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Friday Is Remnant Day.

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na edSveyatn rendcn insists Of hIongp bargains
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

Mr.. Haskell OF Oklahoma must feel
that the objects Of Mr. Hearsts political
ire in New York are getting of easy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargain in
Mems Dressing Gowns.

We have just received and
shall place on sale tomorrow
(Friday) morning. at a very spc-
cial price,. a lot of Mems Hand
some Japanese Quilted Silk
Dressing Gowns. These repre-
sent the seconds of prominent
importer-the imperfections con-
sisting of slight oil spots, dropped
stitches and thin places in the
weave-and in the majority of
cases these defects are only no.
ticeable upon close inspection.
In all such sales of this character
there is a choice, of course, and
early selection is advised.
Special price, $3.50 each.
Regular price, $1,000.
Also Is dozen pairs Mems
Black Cotton Half Hose, with re-
inforced heels and toes. Nc
dunn and light weights, and guar
anteed fast color.
Special price, 21c;;
5 pairs for $1.oo.
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ooc pair. Value, $I.5o.
And these Remnants:

10 pairs p. D. Corsets. imported batste. me
dum bust and hip. frvnt elastics attached: sizes
49, % and "a Reduced from $3.50 To 81. Is pair.
pairs p. y. Corsets. coutil. low bust. medium
hip, heavily boned extra wide front steel. elas-
ties attached sizes 49, Il and @ Reduced from
81. 90 to 81 so pair.
pairs Thompson's Glove-htting Net Corsets,
short and medium: size IS. Reduced from $I.OO
to SOC pair.
Bust Supports, plain back, laced front;
sizes 80 "a and SO. Reduced from $l.75 to soc
each.
Third dooR Eleventh st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargain in
Domestic COrsets.

A small lot of "P. NJ" and
American Lady" Corsets, with
medium bust. long hips and sup
porters attached. Sizes 20 to ~,
inclusive. :
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargain in
Children's Muslin Drawers.

A lot of Children's Muslin
Drawers, trimmed with rufae of
embroidery and tucks. Excel
lent quality.
Special price, CSC pair.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargains in
Bows Clothing.

A lot Of Little Boys Sailor
Blouse Suits, of all-wool neat,
fancy mixtures sizes 5 to 10.
These are excellent suits and are
made up to suit the little fellows
taste
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28

IAN argument said Uncle Eben. lis
generally stahted wifi de object Of savin'
time an money, an mos always winds
up by wastin' EN-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargain in
W0men'S Shirt Waists.

A large lot of Women's Shirt
Waists, of India lawn and striped
muslin. in two attractive STYLES:
some are trimmed with lace and
have Dutch collar finished with
Jabot: others have tucked front
and plain back. with Dutch COL
lar; all have long sleeves and fas-
ten in front All sizes in the lot.
75c each. Value. SI.oo.
And these remnants:
,, French Lingerie Waists. with front of Pm
match: collar and sleeves Of hand embroidcry.
bant sI1es "a 'n &c and t1cks tssten IN
to $500 each.
Fine French Lingerie Waists. with yoke
n ssnn. and front Of Irish crochet medalion.:
tlnn: collar Of baby Irish lace: back OF baby
irisn insertion and tucks: long sleeves trim
NEW mec Win hard embroidery and baby Irish IN
5000 TO 1880 each.
2 Fine French Lingerie Waists, with yokn
front front and hack. and collar Of Maltese and
Uetmas vaienciennes insertion; front made with
e eaat panel. fine tucks. Maltese and Ger
man valencifnHes insertion tucked long sleeves
Trimmed with lace; faster in back: size -.
Irish Linen Waists, with front hand en-
oroidered In military style: high hand -embr~id-
ered military collar fastened at top with Irish
crochet buttons: plain back; long sleeves: hand
EN- sroidered cuffs; size 80. Reduced from %. 80
TO $500 each.
Irish LINEN Waists hand embroidered front
nnished with hemstitching and tucks; tucked
back: long sleeves: Northumberland collar and
ems en- fasten In front; size 80 Reduced from
$500 to $3.50 each
3 Irish Linen Waists. with front Of hand en-.
Droidery and tucks: tucked hack; long sleeves:
Numbered collar and cu6s: fastened down front
undef hemstitched plait; size IS. Reduced from
1895 to 500 each.
Also small lot OF Lingerie Waists. soiled ana
mussed from handling, offered at greatly reduced
Third floor, G st.
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Special price. 1915 each.
Were $500 and $500.

Also a lot of Boys Two-plece
Suits. with knickerbocker ,trou-
sers. of all-wool fancy mixtures;
mostly all heavy weight; sizes S
to I6.
Special price, $3.75 each.
Were $500, $3.50, $3.50 and $3.50
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
And these remnants !:

AND these IelIlIldulS.
"a Boys' Heavy weight Overcosts. lined with
Aannel. sizes :. Q, IL. ID. IA and Id. Reduced
from S. 50. SO and $1,000 to 1910 each.
BOYS Suits. with knickerbocker ueusers;
sizes II and l5 Reduced from 500 to $a.So
each.
Boys Corduroy Suits. with knickerboeker
trousers, in tan and brown: sizes y: 10, Is, H.
4 Rovs. Winter Overcoats. in blue only. with
fur collar ana cuffs: sizes :, and g. Reduce i
from Sl4.0O to $3.50 each.
Third door, Tenth ST.
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And these remnants:

And these remnants:
/ Infants Cashmere Long Coat, lined through
out with silk; cape and collar trimmed with
hand-embroidered scallop. Reduced from $1,000
to $3.50.
/ Infants Corded SILK Bonnet. trimmed with
silk mousseline, white plume. ribbon and ribbon
ties. Reduced from g. IS to 81. IS.
Children's Shirred SILK Mousselne Bonnet
trimmed with pink rose buds and lace and nm
Ished with ribbon ties Reduced from $1b.Oo
to $500.
Children's Shirred SILK Mousseltne Bonnet
trimmed with pink rose buds ana wide white
ribbon. Reduced from $1,000 to f4.75.
8 Children's Gowns. with Joke OF embroidery
and tucks: neck and sleeves finished with EN-.
broidery. Reduced from 81. Is to 76c each.
Third door. Eleventh st.
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Friday Bargain in
WOmen's Umbrellas.

A lot of Women's 26-inch Silk
Umbrellas, in black, green and
navy blue, with directoire mis-
sion wood handles. An excellent
value.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Special price. S2.25 each
And these remnants

Women's 24-ineh Red silk Umbrellas, with
tucked and tape edge borders. Reduced from
$3.50 to II .45 each.
Women's 25-inch silk Umbrellas. n brown
and reseda green with steel rod. paragon frame
and natural wood handles. Reduced from s.. 70
to 81. Is each.
Main floor, Tenth ct.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargain in
Girls PerCaIe Dresses.

A lot of Girls Percale Dresses,
in light and dark plain colors,
polka dots and plaids. Made with
high neck, long and three-quarter
sleeves and full plated skirt.
Fasten in back. Sizes 6, 8, 10
and ID.
$I.oo each. Were $2.o5.
And these remnants:
Girls. Clover Pink Serge Coat. fulllength
striped silk to match, and trimmed with fancy
buttons: size II. Reduced from $500 to $3.50.
I Girls Black and White Striped Coat. ~
single breasted style, finished with old rose silk
collar and cuffs; size 8. Reduced frsm $15.0O to
$500.
Girls Blue Cheviot Ceat. ~ double breast.
ed style. trimmed with red silk and black but
tons; size 10. Reduced from $f20O To $3.50.
IL Girls White Lawn Guimpes, trimmed with
me valenciennes lace and tucks; long sleeves;
high neck; fasten in back: sizes and 6. Re-
dnced from 81 80 to 81 90 each.
1 Girls French Bingham Dress, blue -and-white
. checked effect: Russian style; trimmed with
white pearl buttons; size ii. Reduced from $6.50
10 Girls French Perrale Dresses. In figured ana
checked effects; long. wasted style. with full
plated skirt: fasten In back: sf5es and .. Re
duced from S2.0S to 81. 95 each.
Third door. G st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-28
Friday Bargain in
Rows BlOuSeS.

A large lot of Boys Blouses,
some with attached collar, some
with neckband; sizes 6, 7, 8, 9,
10, II, ID and IS; also a lot OF
Neplige Shirts, with attached col
lar; sizes IL to 14H inch neck
bands.
arr e,ch Were coe
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01

Tom stood spellbound second.
Then he turned and ran straight for
the house Of his chum, Johnny Dris-
coll. He stopped only a moment, and
that was to gaze over into the Evans
meadow. Preparations for the after
Moons event were already in progress.
A group of girls we're pacing of dis
tances for the obstacle race, and his
own sister was twining hurdle with
red. white and blue garlands.
"And they're going to do 1t up fancy
like girls do" groaned Tom to Johnny
q few moments later. In reference to
the paper garlands, while we've got
nothing but two flags to decorate
with"
They'll get all the crowd" said
Johnny dolefully.
Sure thing" acQuiesced Tom.
Judge Evans man had a dozen ban
ners to put up, and everybody'll see
them"
There's only one thing in our fa-
vor," he declared, land that is the
openness Of the meadow. Anybody can
see the races there without paying ad-
mission, and. of course, some people
win be mean enough to do II. SO IL
they want to make money they'll have
hard time, while, OF course, there's a
=
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
SCOUTS IDEA OF MARRIAGE.
Crusty Massachusetts Bachelor Of
Eighty Years Has Most Decided
Views on the Matter.

y Z T. 4 =.
Eighty years Of single blessedness Is
the record of Moses P. Stowe, one OF
the oldest residents Of Grafton, Mass.
Not a woman crosses the threshold
OF his cozy home.
1T makes no difference who or what
the woman Is; she wouldn't get inside
Of this house," he says. Even wom-
en- peddlers create different atmos-
phere when they only knock at the
door.
Marry? Well, I should say not. You
don't know what that word means.
Why, look at all of the men in this
country who have fastened them
selves to women whom they professed
to love, and now want to get as far
away from femininity as they, can. ]
wouldn't marry the best woman that
ever lived. tell you, they are trou-
BILE brewers; they always have been
and always will be.
T had lots Of girl friends when !
was young fellow, but when there
was any chasing to be done they were
the ones who did 1t. l never allowed
myself to become infatuated with a
girl, as l knew 1t would be my end"
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
The Retort Crushing.

The late Peleg w. Chandler, who
was hard Of hearing, was one OF the
most effective of wartime speakers.
Every occasion illustrated his elo-
quence and demonstrated the quick
ness Of his repartee. At one meet
ing he was frequently interrupted by
a blackguard at the rear of the hall,
who kept shouting: "Why don't you
60 yourself" For time Mr.. Chand-
ler's deafness prevented him from
catching the exact nature Of the in
terruption Of which he had been for
some time conscious. At last, Mr..
Chandler caught the words of the dis
turber. Then, in the mildest accents,
which emphasized the force Of the
words, he said: young man, II my
ears were as good as yours, and as
long as yours, ! shouldn't be here to.
night"
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
INToLERABLE ITCHING.
Fearful Eczema All Over 6aby's Face
professional Treatment Failed.
A Perfect Cure by cutlcura.

"When my little girl was six months
old I noticed small red spots on her
right cheek. They grew 80 large that
l sent for the doctor but, instead Of
helping the eruption, his ointment
seemed to make 1t worse. Then l
went to a second doctor who said 1t
was eczema. He also gave me an oint-
ment which did not help either. The
disease spread all over the face and
the eyes began to swell. The itching
grew intolerable and 1t was terrible
sight to see. l consulted doctors for
months, but they were unable to cure
the baby. l paid out from $40 to $50
without relief. One evening ! began
to use the Cuticura Remedies. The
next morning the baby's face was all
white instead Of red. / continued until
the eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs.
P. E. Gumbin, Sheldon, Ia, July 13, '08."
Potter Drug b Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
FOURTH OF JULY IN MANILA.
Birthday Of the American Nation Is
Celebrated with the Greatest
Enthusiasm.

The little brown men in the Philip
pines, who fought against the Stars
and Stripes few years ago, now cele-
brate its birthday with as much en-
tusiasm as the most patriotic Ameri-
can could wish. Long before sun
up In Manila the hustle Of prepara-
tion is heard in answer to the ruffle
of drums and the shrill notes OF pipes
from army headquarters. Despite the
great number Of Chinese in the city,
Manila does not encourage the fire.
cracker, owing to the highly-infam-
mable nature Of many of the build
ings,
In the afternoon there is sure to be
q speech from an open-air platform
draped with flags, and later con-
cert OF patriotic airs from the ornate
bamboo band stand on the Luneta.
The well-to-do citizen OF Manila puts
on an Immaculate duck suit, pins
tiny American flag to his breast in
honor Of the day and goes out to see
the fun and take part In the grand pa
rade Of vehicles and pedestrians on
the Luneta, which takes place as soon
as the climbing Of the CREASED pole
and the potato and sack races are
over. "A brilliant display Of fireworks
winds up the day. The harmless tor.
pedo and less harmless toy pistol are
in high favor with grown-ups as well
as children, and II Is very amusing to
see q fat elderly mestizo gentleman
gravely loading and firing a toy pistol,
or gleefully popping torpedoes on the
pavement.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
Beuinninu RIGHT.

your folks must be mighty excep-
tionally fond of eggplant" remarked
the grocer's clerk to the deacon's son
when the two met after the church
services one Sunday. "Your father
ordered two dozen of 'em yesterday"
"Oh, that's easily explained. You
see dads been reading about the
latest methods of chicken-raising, and
he decided to try the business. AL
though the books advised beginners
to purchase adult fowls, dad decided it
was better to start with the eggplant"
-Harper's Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
WANTED TO MEET HIM AGAIN
Patriarch Had Something to Say to
Man Driving Big Red
Automobile.

The Stranger-That's a singular
looking old fellow sitting out there
on the fence. He seems quite patri-
arch.
The Native-Yep. He's been sittin'
thar fer three years.
"Three years! Good gracious!
There must be an interesting story in.
volved in this. Is he waiting for
something?"
"Yep. He's waiting fer tall feller
drivip' big red autymobile. He came
by bout three years ago an runned
over tn old mans calf. The feller
stopped an said: What's the dam
age? an the old man said, Bout
1even dollars and the feller gave him
a twenty an drove on. An tn old
mans sittin' over there waitin' for
him to come back"
"Eh! Poor old chap. Forgot to
thank the man, suppose. But what's
he got that shotgun for?"
"The twenty tn feller gave him was
bad"
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
A Tall Bear story.

"Why, once, do you know, found a
bear inside a hollow log. Well, OF
course, l couldn't get at him to shoot
him, and the log was too heavy to
move. didn't know what to do. So at
last | thought of cutting four holes
in the log, about where the bears
feet must be, and l got his paws
through slick. Then tied rope
about the log and made him walk with
it into camp. And-would you be-
lieve tive had all our food and all
our fuel for the winter out Of that one
deal. Outing.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
A Broad Discrimination.

There is an elder of a certain
church upstate who thinks that things
are only half done or not well started
in which he has no voice. At a
prayer meeting he offered thanks for
the safe return from their vacation
of the minister and his wife With
proper dignity and in loud voice he
said: 20 Lord, we thank thee for
bringing our pastor safe home, and
his dear wife, too, o Lord, for thou
preservest man and beast. Success.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01

Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
Joke Anaers the judge.

Judge Balcom was talking to a
crowd on the street few days ago,
telling them the proper way to put
shingles on house. He said:
"The old rule was to allow six inches
of the shingles to show to the wealth
err but that is too much. You should
allow not more than four inches to
show"
Some wag remarked in matter of
fact tone to the Judge: How would it
do not to let any show?" The judge
replied: I've seen roofs made that
way; but it takes great many
shingles"
Then the Judge wanted to get mad
when the crowd hed.-Twiggs
County (Ga.) Citizen.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01

woman, and / shall recommend II ~
long as I live." MRS. MAY FRY
Lindley, Ind.
One Of the greatest triumphs of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound is the conquering Of won1an'e
dread enemy - tumor. Ii you have
mysterious pains, Inflammation, ulcera-
ton or displacement, don't wait tor
time to confirm your fears and 80
through the horrorsofa hospital opera
tion, but try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound at once.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham'e
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
andherbs, hasbeen thestandard remedy
for female ills, and such unquestion-
able testimony as the above proves th9
value of this famous remedy, and
should give confidence and hope TO
every sick woman.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a cOnfiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, ~
Lynn, Mass. Her advice Is FREQ
and always helpful.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01

The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice Of Starch matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all Injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. 1t great strength as stiffen-
er makes half the usual quantity Of
Starch necessary, with the result Of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and flneness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou-
BILE can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
er strength than other makes.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-01
His Stomach RehelIed.

A dyspetic Atchison man went into
restaurant the other day and or
dered fried catfish. Fried cat!"
bawled the waiter to the cook. in
stantly the weak stomach rebelleG
Cancel that order" the customer
said, and give me an order Of country
sausage" "Sidetrack the cat an6
make it dog!' yelled the waiter, and
he is wondering yet why the man
grabbed his hat and left.-Exchange