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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-04-15

Notre Dame won first place and Earl
ham second at the intercollegiate State
oratorical Contest this year-Ed)
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

short. On one side rode one and on
the other his rival, Now both realized
that they were to test the love of the
woman they both admired.
Dorine chung to the wagon, which
pitched and wavered, alone on the
vehicle.
Here" shouted Harry, Jump to me
and l will hold you!"
Here" put in Led, in that strong
tone of his, ''let me catch you! I'll
come alongside"
She looked from one to the other.
Even in the terror of the position she
saw something of the situation and
wished for an instant that she could
escape making a choice before the
crowd. But look ahead told her that
that was impossible-now was her
time.
The hill was nearer and nearer. The
people were wondering why she did
not leap, for they saw it was impossi.
BILE for the riders to stop the team.
Suddenly she satisfied them. With an
abandon that showed how strong was
her faith, she threw herself far from
the wagon-toward Led Norton.
The young cattleman was ready for
the duty of the minute. He reached
out his strong right arm and as she
came to him threw 1t around her
waist. With quick motion he
brought her to the saddle and then
turned his horse back toward the cen
ter of the crowd.
"She jumped into the arms Of a
north ender!" exclaimed a dozen OF
her friends, "for shame!" But Dorine
seemed not to care. She smiled al
them when she rode back with Led's
arm around her, and Harry was glad
that he went on to catch the team and
was not there to see.
THAT was a smart trick of yours,
said Mr. Norton to his son, day OF
two after.
mot so smart as that of yours and
the rest in trying to brighten and
break up the south enders' parade,
was the reply. at did good in two
ways; 1t won me wife and put thC
two towns on friendly basis"
What do you mean, sir? A wife
and friendsl"
Miss Vandele promed me to marry
me as we rode back from the runawa!
and the people were so thoroughly
mixed by the fright that they will
quarrel no more. A marriage between
the two leading families will hell
straighten things, too, don't yoI
think?"
Mr.. Norton did not say what HI
thought-perhaps he did not thinl
anything fit for expression. AS fol
his son he was more than satisfied. HI
had won a goddess, as he put 1t, an(
had healed a neighborhood quarrel
and that was glory enough for ont
Fourth Of July.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

Western towns does not permit of
much confidence or exchange of cour-
tesies.
There was another conference that
night, but the cattlemen did not know
of 1t. Only two were in it-Harry and
Led When they parted 1t was with a
laugh and a merry call from the for
mer: ut will be fun for all of EN-"
Independence Day dawned with the
beauty of the prairie skies shining
over the town. 1t was day for the
young to rejoice in and for the old to
be thankful for. Mayville was astir
early and there was not a resident
who did not feel that he was interest
ed In the celebration, both for the pur-
pose of making for his side the best
showing possible and to Guido the OPP
position. The rival parades started at
10 o'clock.
The two young men were the re-.
spective marshals of the day and each
guided his troops as best he could
through the crowds that filled the
streets. The south enders were gor-
geous in their finery from the stores.
The Goddess of Liberty rode on float
all by herself and the horses were gay.
ly fitted out for the occasion with rib
bons and bunting. The north end had
more sedate, but more expensive ag-
gregation. 1t had in line all the cow
boys of the ranch owners and there
were some fancy riders among them
who could and did make the onlookers
wonder at their skill.
AS the bands played and drowned
out the noise Of each opposition com
pany the two marshals of the day led
the lines toward a tree-lined avenue
and then with quick turn brought
them out plump against each other in
the broad street, 1t was the most ex-
citing time Of the towns history The
men were mad and the women indig-
nant-the children alone were happy.
They saw two parades instead of one.
But suddenly something else hap
pened. Out of the grove that hid a
stable sprang number of men with
guns. They leaped into the road and
fred them with deafening reports. 1t
was intended to brighten the south
enders and it did. 1t also frightened
the others, for the parades were there
together.
my stars, what panic" exclaimed
Colonel Norton. 81 wish we had not
done it."
Well he might The teams went here
and there, out of the control of the
drivers. Then one was seen running
down the street-it was the one with
the Goddess of Liberty. Behind II
went two riders-Harry and Led, II
was a race for life. The two young
men were we'll mounted, but they had
swift horses to catch. At the end OF
the road was hill and down at the
bottom a bridge. Their time was
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
Winning aGoddess


celebrate? OF course we can't cele-
brate in this town. We can't do moth
ing until we get together" Postmas-
ter Haston threw away his cigar i'm
patiently and turned to the group of
villagers.
Maybe that's so, but 1t ought not
to be. Just because the cattlemen live
in the north end and the land owners
In the south they ought not to quar-
REL" replied Harry Morse, son Of
Banker Morse, and just home from col
lege.
We'll get up our own then" sug-
gested somebody, land let's meet to-
morrow night. Fourth of July will be
here in week."
Harry on his wheel met Led Norton,
the son of the owner Of Hat Six ranch,
on horseback a day later and the two
young men rode side by side across
the level plain for time. Harry told
his companion of the arrangement.
That's all right" was the reply.
"The north end is goin' to perform,
too. These old fogies may fight If they
want to, but we won't be so foolish.
We can't help it, of course, but let's go
in for some fun out of it anyhow"
I'm with you. We are to have a
goddess of liberty in flag dress and a
golden crown. You can't guess who 1t
Is to be-"
THAT homely Miss Lyons, of course.
She always forces herself to the front"
"Wrong-Miss Dorine Vandele."
why, her father is worth half a
million"
well, she will do anything for me-
with a satisfied air.
"Oh, no, that's it, is it?" and the cat.
tie kng-to-be rode away. In his heart
was a little bitterness, for Dorine was
to him something better than the rest
OF the girls Of the town, north OF
south, and he did not like at all the
tone of his companions expression.
So North Mayville prepared for its
parade and speeches, and South May
vile did the same. Harry and Led met
often and exchanged notes as to the
progress Of the work. 1t was to be 6
very bitter rivalry.
For days the two sections Of the
town were excited. The tales of the
doings of 'the other side" were related
with great exaggeration. Dorine heart
them and wondered if her party was
10 be so very much outshone.
They tell me that they are gettint
up caricature of me-" she said tt
Harry.
They would not dare" was tn,
eager response. 'If they did I woulC
punish the author myself"
Who is in charge of the othe
Side?"
Led Norton, of course"
Dorine's color heightened, but Harr.
uiu not notice 1t. He was at last re
""rued by securing her promise tina
sue would act the principal part II
the parade. He went away wondering
uUW ne could arrange it so that h
might be near her on the gloriou
occasion.
IN the eve of the important da,
snere was a gathering in the bacl
room of the Cattlemen's Club. Aroun,
.ae table sat six of the largest owner
~ STOCK on the range. They talke
OF the morrow.
am in favor of knocking ther
Out once for ALL" Colonel NortUn wa
saying. That side of the town ha
eOt TO be wiped out eventually or GU
pIoperty will be worthless. Let's scar
t old parade out of sight and lie
town."
:, oOme objection was raised, but 1
'ue end the worthless were all Statistic
WIN a plan that promised dire troubl
tUr the neighboring burg. But onl
~. .Ss SIX cattle barons knew of it whe
>us morning dawned. The rivalry :
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

A well known New York judge in
vited a friend of his, lawyer from
Boston, to go for short trip on his
yacht. A storm came up and the boat
began to roll and toss in a manner
which the Boston lawyer did not relish.
The judge laid hand on his friend Is
shoulder and said: "My dear fellow,
is there anything I can do to make you
comfortable9'
eyes" was the grim reply, cover.
rule this notion
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02


tions, conditions and phases are as fol
lows:
Chicago.
Flour-Prices reduced.
Barley-Feed or mixing, 70@71c;
fair to choice mailing, 721a@73c.
Flaxseed-No. 1 southwestern, $1.55;
No. northwestern, $1.65.
Timothy seed-$3.S0@3.90.
Clover-$1O.25.
Mess pork-Per Dbl, $19,85@
1871.
Lard-Per 100 lbs, $11.721k.
Short ribs, sides-Loose, $11021A@
11.O7b.
Short clear sides-Boxed, $11.5O@
11.75.
Butter-Market steady. Creameries,
22@25c; diaries, 2O@23Rc.
Eggs-Market steady. At mark
cases included, 18c; first, 1870; prime
firsts, 2O1ac.
Beeves, $3.1O@735; Texas steers, SAYS
y 6.25; western steers, $4.75@6.25;
stockers and feeders, $3.6O@5.5O; cows
and heifers, $2.50@6.50; calves, $4,000
7.50.
Hogs-Market steady. Light, $7@
7.65; mixed, $7.2O@7.SO; heavy, 1880
1885; rough, $7.25@745; good to choice
heavy, $7.4O@7s5; pigs, $6@6.s5; bulk
of sales, $7.4O@7.7O.
Sheep-Market steady. Native,
So. 5O@5s5; western, $3.7505.5O;
yearlings, $6@7; lambs, native, $5@s;
western, $5.5O@s.
New York.
Flour-Market quiet and lower to
sell.
Wheat-Spot firm. No. 2 red, old,
$1.47 nominal; new, $1.19 and August
afoat; No. northern Duluth,
$1.35 7-s nominal b afoat; No. 2
hard winter, $1.31 7-s nominal b
afoat.
Coffee-Quiet. No. z Rio, 7 3-4c;
No. 4 Santos, 900 1-Sc. Mild quiet.
Cordova, 1-2@12 1-2c.
Butter and cheese-Market steady
and unchanged.
Eggs-Market frmer. Western ex-
ira frsts, 22@221ac; frsts, 2O1ac; off
cial price, 201ac; seconds, 19R@20c;
southern, 17@2Oc.
Bar silver, 521ac. Mexican dollars,
44c.
The tin market was DULY at $4,000
29.25.
Copper was firm and unchanged to q
shade higher, lake being quoted al
$13.25@13. 62h; electrolytic, $3.50
1922, and casting at $12.75@13.
Lead was quiet and unchanged al
$435@4.45.
Spelter remained quiet at $5.4O@5.45
The iron market was unchanged.
San Francisco.
Wheat-Shipping, $2.1O@2.15; mill
ing, $2.1O@2.2O.
Barley-Feed, $1.4O@1.42 1-2; brew
ing, nominal.
oats-Red, $17O@1.9O; white, 500
@2.1O; black, nominal.
Millstuffs-Bran, $2s.5O@3O; mid
dlings, $33@35.
Hay-Wheat, $14@1s.5O; wheat ant
oats, $14@17; barley, $11@14; alfalfa
$1O@14; stock, $7@1O; straw, per bale
5O@sOc.
Wool-Nevada, 10000; mountain
6@12c; South Plains and s. j., 12@17c
Available Grain Supplies.
Special cable and telegraphic com
Ilmunications received by Bradstreet
=. following changes in avail
lies as compared wit
ties east of tn
48,0OO bushels
$4,000. Tota
NADIA, decrease
3,64f ,5c.e - 10 in Europe
decrease, .siA sls. Tota
American and 6ppee. NSpply, dc
crease, 5,541, 900 bushels. Nh, Unite
States and Canada, increase, 492,00C
Oats, United States and Canada, il
crease, $4,000.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
SPOKANE MARKEr-
PRICE, to Producara

The following list may be taken as
fair standard of prices paid to pro-
ducers at Spokane:
Poultry-Live hens, 14c; dressed, TIC
ID; live spring, 14c; dressed, lie; old
ROSTERS, 1oc; dressed, 11c;, live geese,
lac Id; dressed, lie; live ducks, lac;
dressed, zoe; fancy live turkeys, 22c;
dressed, 25c.
Eggs-Fresh ranch eggs, $3.50.
Mutton-Dressed wethers, 1215c;
ewes, 11hc; lambs, lac.
Veal-Fancy small, lie ID; large,
7h@sc ID; steers, live, $4.5O@5 cwt
up; dressed, 5000.
Fruits and Observation-Disclosures, So
cwt; apples, 75c to $1.25 box; carrots,
S5@$1 cwt; beets, 1 lac Id; dry on
ions 1s@2c lb; horseradish, 1916 ID.
Butter-Hazelwood creamery, s3c
ton, pressed jeweled telegrapher's key
lb; Jersey Belle, 3Oc.
Hay-Baled: Dat hay, $1s ton;
wheat hay, $1s ton up; alfalfa, SIS;
timothy, $1s.
Grain-Oats, $1.55 per cwt; barley,
$1.3O per cwt; wheat, $1.4O per cwt.
Retail Feed, Grain and Hay Prices.
Straight bran, $1.4O per 100 lbs; al
falfa, 81 cwt; timothy hay, cwt, $1.05;
loose timothy, $40 ton; oat hay, SIS
ton; bundled wheat hay, $1s per tom
bundled oat hay, $1s per ton.
Flour and Sugar.
Flour-Eastern, $1.95 to $2.15 PEI
sack; local, $1.7O.
Sugar-Cane, $6.75 cwt; IA lbs. can'
sugar for 81.
Retail Fuel Prices.
Tamarack and fr-Four-foot, single
cord, Sc cord; in lots of cords, $5.7I
cord; in ricks, $3.50 per rick.
Pine wood-Four-foot, single cord
$3.50; in lots Of cords, $5.25 per cord
in ricks, $2.25 per rick.
Pacific Northwest Wheat.
Ritzville.-Bluestem, $1.10; red, Csc
Davenport.-Bluestem, $1.15; club, 81
Tacoma.-Milling bluestem, $1.30@
1875; club, $1.14; export bluestem
$1.24; club, $1.14; red, $1.O9.
Portland.-Track prices; Club, $1.1
@1.2O; choice milling bluestem, $1.271
@1.3O; turkey red, $1.1s; red Russian
$1,15; valley, $1.17.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
To Break in New Shoes.

Always shake in Allen's Foot Ease, a
powder. 1t cures hot, sweating, aching,
swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing
nails and bunions. At all druggists and
shoe stores, csc. Don't accept any sub
stitute. Sample mailed FREE. Ad-
dress Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

Dinah, crying bitterly, was coming
down the street with her feet ban
daged.
"Why, what on earth g the matterf"
she was asked. Chow did you hurt
your feet, Dinahf"
"Dat good TO- nothin' niger (snif-
fey done hit me ON de haid Wilt club
while 1 was standin' on de hard stone
pavement"
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

''My father has been sufferer from sick
headache for the last twenty five years and
never found any relief until he began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache. They have entirely cured
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. will give You the privilege
Of using his name. "-E. M. Dickson,
II2o Resiner St., w. indianapolis, Ind.
Pleasant. Palatabie, Potent, Taste GOOD.
Do Good. Never Sicken, WEAKEN or Gripe.
IQc, Csc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gem
uine tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. o2S
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

There is no need to suffer with sore.
ness and stiffness of joints and muscles.
A little Hamlins Wizard Oil rubbed in
viii timber them up Immediately.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

A household once supplied with Ham
Inns Wizard Oil is seldom allowed to
be without it. In case of sudden mis-
hap or accident Wizard Oil takes the
place of the family doctor. Are you
supplied
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

"Ma, didn't know the Browns
kept horses"
"They don't, my dear, What made
you think sof''
81 heard pa telling a man on the
street yesterday that Mrs. Brown has
the finest carriage of any woman he
knows"
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
Taft and piaz 20 Maat

Minister of Foreign Affairs Mariscal
of Mexico says that President Diaz
had been in an informal way informed
by Ambassador Della Barra that Presi-
dent Taft had expressed wish to meet
him at the border the latter part of
this year, and President Diaz had re-
piled that it would give him much
pleasure to see Mr.. Taft.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

From the classroom occupied by the
toughest boys in the Sunday school
came a great uproad. A secretary in
the next room went to investigate.
Complete silence followed the opening
of the classroom door.
"Have you a teacherf"
emo"
"Do you want oneH''
"No.O
"Then be quiet or you II get one. .
Result, comparative peace.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
NNN~~N~NNN

], little arecracEers' looking fit and
n fine; -.
i. dropped off the bunch-then there
~ we're nine.
u+tla 6recrackers, awaiting their
fate;
j., became a squizzer' then there were
eight.
c,st little frecrackers (three shy Of
,ost its fuse, and there remained
seven.
s,v.n little frecrackers lying on the
bricks,
,o.t swallowed one and overlooked
six.
81, ,4tle frecrackers glad to be alive,
Water g, wetted one but never touched five:
u,. uttle firecrackers In readiness to
roar;
A., rroyed noiseless, reducing them to
four.
Tan, little frecrackers waiting lit to be;
nOs. still waiting, SO there only were
three.
r,-os little firecrackers not knS%lng
what to do,
ons did nothing and left more work for
two.
rvo little frecrackers their task almost
begun;
Hal of them got stepped upon, leaving
just one.
One little frecracker, bound to make
good,
Blew off baby's fingers as well as ii could
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

Mothers viii find Mrs. winslow's sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for thsiI
children during the teething period.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

TITOSt. Vitus Dance and Nervous Dis
eases permanently cured by Dr.
IUKline'B Great Nerve Restorer. Send
for FREE 50 trial bottle and treatise. DR..
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

A mission worker in New Orleans
was visiting a reformatory near that
city not long ago when she observed
among the inmates an old acquaintance,
negro lad long thought to be a
model of integrity.
"Jim! exclaimed the mission worker.
els it possible 1 find you hereH"
=" Yessum," blithely responded the
backslider. "I's charged with stealth
barrel o. sweet pertaters.
The visitor sighed. "You, Jiml'i
she repeated. 81 am surprised"
"Yessum," said Jim. $50 YVES I OF
wouldn't be herel''
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

The most illiterate country in Europe
is Roumania Two-thirds Of the pop
ulation can neither read nor write.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

The latest Japanese bank notes are
printed in English as well as Japanes.
charac ters.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

The reclamation service of the
United States has already committed
itself TO irrigation projects which win
involve total cost Of 500 1000, 900.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

"Im be deviledl" said the ham.
"Ill be switched" said the train.
"IW be darnedl" said the sock.
"I'l be stumpedio said the tree.
"Im be blowedi" said the horn.
"I1l be hangedl" said the picture.
"I1l be damnedi" said the stream.
Judge.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

Depositor-Is the cashier inf
President-N-o; he's gone away.
Depositor-Ahi Gone for q rest,
presumed
President (sadly)-N-o; to avg.
arrest.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

"They say Miss Screacher is a beau
tiful singer"
cit g a good thing she is, for no one
would listen to the noise she makes If
she weren IT,
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
Pacific Northwest Wheat.
OTHER MARKETS.

Dispatches concerning market quota
tions, conditions and phases are as fol
lows:
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

eyes, my friend,
marry the countess
learned that she spent Ste
fifty thousand marks year on her
dressmaker."
''Then what did you dot"
"Why, I married the dressmaker.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

"What are you,
ing Lent"
"Well, I've I'd
I've decided t
George"
"And what al
ooh, he does
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02
Retail Fuel Prices.

Tamarack and fr-Four-foot, single
cord, Sc cord; in lots of cords, $5.75
cord; in ricks, $3.50 per rick.
Pine wood-Four-foot, single cord,
$3.50; in lots of cords, $5.25 per cord ;
in ricka 90 Ok 1,nr rick
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-07-02

An editor of
Gently printed 8
announcement:
"On account
number of deaths IA
poned.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24

Bring your job work to TIKI REcoKF
efice. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24
Gle KlNp "a A HuaaANp.

Lady Arthur Paget, at dinner 81
New York, said of the appalling
American divorce habit'--for that IS
the, shape which our divorce question
takes in her eyes:
And dcceit-petty deceit, grave de.
ceit--that is another frequent cause OF
divorce.
TOO many husbands are like tho
one who said, as his servant helped
him on with his oyercoat:
{, James * my wife asks you where
/ am, tell her I've gone TO the opera
THE man bowed.
Yes sir; very good, sir And he
added imperturbably. 'Aad where are
you really going. sir, in case any OF
your friends Should call or ring you
up?''
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24
Notice for Publication.

Department of the interior, U. s Land Office
at salt Lake City. Utah. Nov. 2nth, 1907
Notice Is hereby given that Heber T. Har.
rison, of Pinto, Utah, who. on February 18th,
lgO5 made Desert Land Entry 504s, Serial No.
0l4s6. Tor Uusnrvey ed ~ NEll and 81 NWA,
Section u, Township 90 south, Range rs west.
y. l. Meridian, has filed notice OF Intention 10
make Final Proof, 10 establish claim TO the
land above described, before the Clerk of the
District Court, az 81. George, Utah. ON the 18TH
day of January, 1910
Claimant names as witnesses:
II. Moroni Giiiles, X. Edward Tails Frank
snow and John II. Tails, all OF Pinto, Utah.
=. ID. X. THOMPSON.
Register.
First Dec. i9)a-Last Jan. 1910
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24
Her LITTLE SCHEME.

There was hen
Too old to lay,
The farmer men
OFT looked her way.
She saw them at her slyly winlslng,
Ana 80 began to do some thinking.
She knew that she
Gould earn no corn
And fricassee
Might soon adoru.
But boldly gho the problem tackled
When others layed, she loudly cacl,lod.
Her little scheme
Worked WELL indeed
Her owners doom
Her worth her feed.
About tho yard size wakes fatter
And stu escapes The dreaded platter
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24
Tho Authors Care Evident.

what do you think OF the Bacon
Ian theory"
There Is absolutely nothing IN it,"
answered Mr., Stormington Barnes.
Then you think Shakespeare was
the author Of the plays produced over
his name2"
Beyond a doubt. Only manager
who wrote his own plays would have
permitted all those long poetic
speeches to get over the footlights.r
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24

"You certainly have a wonderful
voice said the great impresario.
and your dramatic fro is all that
could be desired. l will engage you
for next season II you can do one
thing
what is that?" asked the eager
young American.
you must manage IN some way to
change your name OF William Bowers
so that it will sound Italian"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24
Lives Up % tho title.

Now, Mr. Bumpomali" said tho
city directory canvassers, what is
your business or occupation?
Il am one OF the busy bees in the
hive Of industry" was the reply.
Then you arc workingman?'
queried the directory nah.
NO. I'm engaged in working men,
and call myself busy bee because
most people who come in contact with
me get stung," explained Bumpemal!.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-12-24

Emusic Is the food W i7ve"-
We know "a from ilo Hats above;
where newly weG1e3 couples stay
The phonographs ron night and day