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The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
"The Wedding Can Proceed Without
His PrSence."

idiocy in obstinately refusing the Of
fered services OF his best man
Where was that new suit-his we'd
ding toys, He had carefully spread
each article separately in a different
place the night before to have all
straight and no confusion and now
he rushed about picking up and fling
ing down, wasting precious minutes,
his eyes running to the clock every
second.
While his shaking fingers fumblel
with his tie the man announced tho
automobile waiting, and was told
savagely to let it wait and be banked
Am to run her for you, sire he
asked respectfully.
NO. confound YOU, you're to go 10
cumberland have her up to all she
can DO! Dye hear?' he shouted.
It was a relief 10 boil over on some
one, and the mans wide. knowing grin
was evaspeTating,
I'm barely get there in yime to head
the procession. even If she does her
best" he stormed, lco.ang himself
over, in the mirror and out, to be
sure he was dressed. hal his hand
kerchiet gloves, new hat. Con
found the wedding -ccnfound every
thing he had On the wrong shoes,
AMI had picked Up his old hat!
But at last be was ready. seated,
and of, con cious that behind every
/ blind OF every window OF the great
/ apartment budding eyes were peering
out at him. in gluat.ng amusement at
[ his undignified and hasty departure
II was a journey of miles across the
great city. but she was up to her
best and the swift. smooth motion
, soothed and quoted him somewhat He
would not be very late; the accident
/ to his valet was excuse enough. at
any rate. He hadn't done so badly.
after all. to get himself up i'm this
STYLE with no help-and here he was.
/ on the home stretch. as he might
say: only d few more blocks, that
/ foated behind him like a flowing river
of cloud, and he had arrived
he meant 10 stop with a sweeping
curve. but instead shot by with undi-
I minished speed and a string of e.
I CARNATIONS. conscious of more eyes
/ friendly and eXpectant spectators
/ agape with surprise. lie was para
/ lived. stupefied with shame at this ex.
( hibition OF himself The sweat OF
modification dampeaed his brow. and
/ be was tempted 20 ride on aud on,
/ anywhere out Of this ridiculous posi-
ton But b. an effort ne braced him
self. turned ami again bore down upon
I the house. where he was awaited witt
| impatience. if not with anxiety. With
all his might he strove to pull up
| Useless, She had taken the bits in
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Appetizino odorless Onions.

Take six large onions over which
has been poured boiling water to re-
move skins. In the center OF each
make hole about the size of quar-
ter. Boil six eggs ten minutes take
out yolks and mash fine, then cream
into them one heaping teaspoon OF
butter add celery salt, pepper and a
little table salt to taste. roll out one or
two crackers and mix lightly with the
egg. Stuff the onions with this till
you have used all the egg mixture.
then place in shallow pan with six
tablespoonfuls water and bake TIL
done: do not burn or scorch Cut and
spread thinly with butter six slices Of
white OF brown bread and lay on a
platter. Make nice thick milk gravy,
using about one tablespoonful of hour
to pint Of milk; when onions are
done remove carefully from pan on
which they were baked and place
them. one on each slice Of buttered
bread, and put over them the hot
milk gravy. Serve while hot. Cold
mashed potatoes. either white or
sweet, can be used for filing.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
THE AIR WAS COLD.

Chattanooga. Tenn June John
Perry aud P. J. Mccullough pilot
and aid, respectively, of the balloon
University City. which landed siX
miles southeast Of Fort Payne, Ala,
passed through this city tonigh.:
Speaking of their flight, Berry
said: we Travelled about 30 miles
without particular incident and
passed over Chattanooga late yes 'er'
day afternoon at an altitude Of TO-
coo feet. The temperature mp there
was about % degrees and | want TO
say thai for June il was the soldest
| ever experienced, AMI II certainly
is ont OF place in the sunny south
We suffered terribly while al this al
d.ude aal We're alaI 10 come 20
terra hrma'
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TO COOK MACARONl
SIX WAYS IN WHICH 1T MAY BE
SERVED.
To Those Not Properly Familiar with
This healthfui Dish the Following
Instructions viii be Of Ma.
terial interest.

Plain-Break into halfinch pieces
enough macaroni 10 fill cup; put into
kettle of boiling sailed water and
cook for 20 minutes, or until tender,
turn into strainer and let cold water
run through to rinse It; put into
shallow baking dish and cover with
white sauce; cook ole tablespoonful
butter In a small sauce an, and stir in
gradually one cup Of hot milk; season
with salt and pepper. pour over the
macaroni and cover with fine cracker
crumbs. moistened in melted butter.
Bake until brown.
With Cheese-Prepare as for plain
maearoni, then mix half cup OF
crumbled cheese with The macaron. be-
fore adding the white sauce.
With Eggs-Add two hard boiled
eggs chopped fine
With Ham-Add one cup of fine
minced ham, seasoned with mustard.
and beat one raw egg in the sauce.
With Oysters-Add one cup Of q s.
ters highly seasoned with salt and pep-
per, moisten with one cup OF cream Ia
place of the sauce ii you like.
With Tomatoes-Fry one teaspoon
full of chopped onion in one tablespoon
full of butter until slightly colored: add
one tablespoonful of flour, and when
we'll mixed, y cups OF strained toma-
toes, and season with salt; this may BE-
mixed with the macaroni alone, or
with the addition OF the cheese or the
oysters. In these variations, always
cover the mixture with the buttered
crumbs, as it prevents the macaroni
from becoming dry; but If the maca-
roni is not baked. It may be served
with any seasoned sauce without
crumbs
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Vegetable Salad.

One-half package Of gelatin, one
half cup of cold water, juice of two
lemons, one-fourth cup of vinegar, one
half cup of sugar, one teaspoon of salt.
one cup of celery cut in small pieces,
one cup of shredded cabbage, one cup
of blanched almonds cut twice, three
sweet red peppers cut fine. Soak gel
attn In cold water two minutes and
add vinegar, lemon juice, boiling water
sugar and salt. Steam, and when be-
ginning to set, add remaining ingre
dents. Turn into a mold and chill.
Serve on lettuce leaf with mayon-
aise dressing, or cut in dice and serve
n cases made OF red and green pep
pers. Fine served with cold sliced
veal or chicken
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
A PREMATURE
WEDDING "TRIP
By s. LORlNG JACKSON.

lie had long dreaded the ord aal,
ana sroaned because oae could nj be
married without going through the
ceremony. lie had begged f5r 0ait,
home weldiaS.- -heaN ga knew that
would be trying eIonsh = bur ms
prospective father, n-laar was all hris'
ties at the mention of such talAg
What one 81 M G8Usttera atant
up in the par!og AZ home - b. has'
risd. like coatermonaer's. ne
cried Indignantly
There vas money enough on both
sides to warrant display, ard dis
play was to be made,-such DIS
play as sent the cehd cAills down his
spine to think of, remembering thAt
he was 10 be one Of the chief objects
OF it,
He would have given thousands to
have been able to steal Loretta be
married at squ,re's Office and taEe
her away on his yacht TIL the Wor'd
had forgotten them.
Bat LorelIa was painfully indiHer'
ent to his timidity. and enjoyed IN
prospect the parade and publicity IN
cident to fashionable church wed
ding. With a fashionable breakfast FOL
lowing it. and fashionable departure
on an outbound crowded liner follow
ing that
TO be stared at by thousands'-to
be criticised the way one walked,
and stood. and answered-eyery wink,
even, noted" lie pulled the bed
clothes over his head. as If to hide
from the curious. nawk-eyed throng
he would have to face on the NOR
row. He knew his kind.
His nervous anticipation kept him
awake until near morning; then he
dropped into a heavy sleep. nom
which he suddenly reused with a
shock that landed him on the floor
it was late hlrribly late'-and there
was no one to help him. His valet
had taken this, of all times, to set
himself banged up and bundled of to
a hospital
He dashed through his bath, into
his clothes. and away to the barber
to be groomed tuning at his own
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Wealthy and a Policeman.

Miss Fanny BiNby. one of the rich
cat girls in California, has become a
fnLhedged policeman. She received
the appointment at Long Beach and
went to Los Angeles at once to take
the oath of Office and receive star.
1t will be the only jewel she wears
Miss Bixby desires the authority for
use in her life work of helping way
ward and unfortunate girls. She is the
daughter of lothian BiXby Of Long
Beach, who is worth several millions
After graduation from Wellesley col
lege Miss Bixby first undertook the
career Of an artist, but later became
interested in helping unfortunate girls
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
FUNSTON SHOOTS
At AN INTRUDER
HAD HARDLY RETIRED WHEN
MAN STEPPED OUT OF CLOSET
IN RooM-EsCAPED AFTER
EXCHANGING SHOTS.

Leayenworth, Kans.. June Brig
adler General Frederick Funston. the
commander Of the army service
schools al Fort LeavelwJrth, engaged
in revolver fight with suppose
burglars in his quarters at the post
carly today The man escaped and
Funston was unframed. Funston
had retired late and remained awake
He had been in bed p1rNans au
hour when the closet door opened
AMI a man stepped forth The gen
eral saw him and suatched under his
pillow for his revolver
The intruder saw the motion and
fired he bullet piercing the mattres
near the general who leaped to hi
feet. He turned OF the lights and
fred three shots as the man fed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
COUNTY COURT OPENED
Sheriff Davis Presented List of Oelin
neutrality-suspicious. May be Filed
Friday.

With Judge William s Dewey on
the bench ard County Clerk Jesse
Z. Miller. States Attorney Alexander
Wilson and Sheriff Frank + Davis
present. the June term OF County
Court was opened yesterday by proc
amatiOn.
Sheriff Davis presented tine petit
i.on for Judgment aud the order -
sell real estate for taxes. special a.
ssssments ard the list of deliuqueni-
and pieces Of lands On which the tax
es were levied. with the proof of pu5
hcation were filed. By order of tn
ouIt tAe cases were continued tii
Friday June II, 1893. at $50 a. III
when all persons interested may al
pear and obiec; to the tax and shoE
reasons why judgment should moi
be granted against them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

WIN MAJORITY
OF THE JUDICIAL OFFICES I'M
CHICAGO SIX DEMOCRATIC
SUCCESSFUL RESULTS IN
OTHER DISTRICTS.

Chicago, June 1.-THE renublieaa
party won majority Of the races In
the judicial election here today. Tie
republicans elected were o.e judge
# the superior court and eight in the
circuit court The democrats won SIS
places in the circuit court FoIowsna
are the successful candidates:
Superior Theodore Bretaao
republican.
Circuit Court-John Gibbons, Rica
ard S. Tuthin Kickham Seaman
George A Carpenter, Merritt W
Pisckney, Frederick A. Smith, Jesse
a. Baldwin. Adeior j Petit repubti
cans. George Kersten. Lockwood He
more. Julian W Mack, Charles NJ.
Walker, Thomas G. Windes, Frank
Bake democrats.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
White Strawberries.

A German grower, Of Berkeley, has,
after 90 years Of experimental work.
produced two new strawberries, one
of which is quite white The fruit
"a studded with fine seeds upon the
outside. as are ordinary strawberries.
Otherwise it is totally different from
them. The plant bears throughout the
winter in congenial climate. similar
10 that which exists in the south OF
England. and. when set in frames
during the winter. will bear freely till
Christmas. The berries are large and
Of excellent flavor equaling in these
respects the Paxton and Royal Soy
ereign
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Fruit and Nut Cheese.

Quarter pound brazil nuts, quarter
pound pecans. half pound almonds,
half pound walnuts. half pound each
of figs. dates and raisins. Prepare
nuts as usual, mix well with the fruit
and run through food chopper, using
smallest knife, Pack In cocoa or bak'
ing powder cans. Cover well and 1t
win keep for months. When wanted
dip in hot water and 1t will slip out
easily A slice of this between thin
pieces OF bread makes dainty sand
wich for luncheon or picnic and is
more nutritious than meat 1t also
makes delicious CONNECTION when cut
in cubes and dipped in melted and
sweetened chocolate. The above are
some of the many ways In which this
cheese may be used.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Oranue Pie,

Three eggs, three-quarters cup
sugar Juice of ore grange and half
grated rind juice of h--f "a lemon aad
grated peel, a little nutmeg, one t. -.
spooEfGl butter, cream and sugar:
beat in the orange and lemon, add the
beaten eggs, saving the whites of
two Line a pie plate with rich crust,
pour In this the mixture and bake.
Beat the whites with two tablespoon.
fuls powdered sugar and little
grated rind of an orange Spread over
the pie when done and brown lightly.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
COMMITTEES ACT.
ON MEASURES OFFERED BY MAY
OR PARSONS AT TUESDAYS
COUNCIL MEETING.
Hlnh License and Limit Ordinances
Approved as Offered-Both
Need Further Action
Meeting Tonight.

AT the city council meeting tonight
the Mayors Ordinances probably vi
he the most interesting bushes :.
What will be done with them can no;
be stated. although one of he com
mittees 10 which they had been re-
ferrei last night acted upon theh,
The high license ordinance and the
saloon limiting ordinance were rete@-
red to the finance and ordinance conf
mittees The latter. composed OF Al
dermen Ferguson, Magner and Koch
Ter. mad no quorum present and could
take no action. The finance commit
mittee. composed OF Alderman Cream
ey, Williams and Meehan, unanimous
.ly approved the license ordinance
fixing the license fee at $1,000. and
also recommended the saloon limit
itng ordinance, although Alderman
Greaney explained. il was believed
that The high licerse would operate
TO reduce the number sufficiently
Unless. however, the ordinances
committed acts on this ordinance -
night before The council meeting, the
measures probably will not ccme u
at this meeting
The Building committee composed
OF Aldermen Kelly, Ferguson, Scull1,
Burke. Nellis, GTeaney and Davis.
had no quorum and did NOT approve
the Mayors Building Ordinance.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

The case Of FlOrin G. Lee, student
of electrical engineering at Riverside
who is now lodged in the Los Angeles
city Jail charged with nothing more
serious than an absolute lapse of mem
DRY, presents many remarkable feat
ures. Lee, who was employed as a
bookkeeper at Riverside, suddenly dis
appeared from the home Of his parents
there several weeks ago, and since
then continuous quest has been kept
up for him. Deserts have been
searched rivers patrolled and the police
of all western cities notified of his de-
scriptlon. The other day a young
woman who knew Lee in Riverside
recognized him on the streets of Los
Angeles. Lee did not know her and
denied that his name was Lee. lie
denied any knowledge of such per
son or such a place as Riverside. The
woman called the p1'Ace and Lee was
taken to the station and later to the
hospital. Relatives Of the young man
have arrived and fully identified him,
but he does not know them. He says
he recollects nothing further back than
a few weeks ago. when he recalls see
ing a bright flash of light, then train
ride and his arrival in Los Angeles.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Keen Men Long in office.

I'VE do these things better. We
provide steady jobs for men IKE King
Edward. Sir John Macdonald and Sir
Wnfrid Laurier." So Canadian pa
per remarks in reference to the end
ing of President Roosevelts career at
the White House. The Canadians are
certainly fond of giving their chosen
chiefs a long inning Sir John Mac
donald ruled the dominion for nearly
twenty years without break and the
present prime minister. Sir Nilfrid
Laurier, is in his thirteenth year OF
continuous Office.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Trout for British Colonies

Britishers are the first colonizing
race and the most resolute sportsmen
IN the world, so that II was natural
that British colonial waters should
have been the first scenes of expert
ment in artificial propagation of fish.
Trout have been established In the
streams of Kashmir. the Nilgheries
and Ceylon. and of New Zealand.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
SUNDAY EXCURSION RATES

NORTH OF CAIRO tickets viii be
sold at rate of one fore for the round
trip to points in Illinois where the
fare is less than $500. Minimum sell
ing rate s100.
SOUTH OF CAIRO, one fare for
the round trip to all points where the
fare is less than $500.
Train No. "a leaving Cairo at 500
a. m. and train No % arriving at
1895 p. m. now run on Sunday.
For further information apply to j.
H. JONES, Ticket Agent, Central
Union Station.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08


The Ohio. at Evansville will con-
tinue falling during the next Sc to AZ
hours. then rise slightly. At Mt. Yer
non. will continue falling during the
next 4S hours or more. At Paducah
and Cairo, will rise during the next
8 or days.
The Wabash at Mt, Carmel. VIE
continue rising during the next 4S
hours.
The Tennessee. at Florence ard
Riverton will continue rising during
the next is hours, reaching flood
statges Tuesday morning. Al job O.
sonville, will continue rising for pl
4 days, reaching % or "a feet.
The Mississippi. from Chester e
Cairo. no material change during tive
next SO hours.
w. z. BARRON. !
- Observer. '
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
One Was Lacking.

we thought YOU would be married
by now" they told the girl. The last
time we saw you you were with a fell
low YOU seemed so fond of
you did" she sighed. Il was. l
still am awiully fond OF him, but, you
see, It takes two TO get married"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
To Clean Coat Collars.

The collars of dark cloth coats.
which often show white inside after n
little wear, may be cleaned with a
spoonful of ammonia into which
enough salt has been put to make "A
soft mixture This is really an excel
lent cleanser.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Cure for Pneumooia.

This remedy has been known to
cure pneumonia after the patient had
been given up to die. Apply sweet oil
to the chest, then cover thickly with
powdered lobelia. after which cover
with several thicknesses Of warmed
flannel
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
IN SEVENTH DISTRICT.

Springfield H., June flames A.
Creighton. Of Springfield, Owen F.
Thompson. of Jacksonville aCd Rob
ert b. Shirley. of Carlnville. dem
Gratis. were elected judges today ID
the Seventh Judicial District
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Progress.

II generally happens that along
about the time one becomes able to
recognize true art one loses the knack
Of being able to take advantage Of
cuisines opportunities when they pre-
sent themselves.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Rsvaues Of Field Mice and Rats.

The department of agriculture estl
mates that the ravages of field mice
and rats, cause a loss of SEE e00.0o0 an
nually.
There is nothing more divine in this
world than simple humanity.
The man who advertises his doubts
often breads truth most OF all
Luck may knock at the door but II
takes hard work TO force II omen.
The best way to fee from the tempt
er is to fly to your brothers aid
A mans faith is TO be known by
his alley as well as by his front yard.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
1 sun and Moon.

Sun will rise today ......... 4;29a. II )
Sun will set today ....... ~ =. M.
Moon will rise tonight. ll:47 p. :.
Mote. The above sun and mooT
record is for Illinois and approXl-
mates the time at Cairo within few
mnutesl.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Yesterdays Cairo Temperature.
General Conditions.

The dag was fair with a good bree2 e
from the northwest. The goyernmel
bulletin reported clear weather al a.
points in this section
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

Cairo and vicinity: Showers and
cooler.
Illinois. Washington June T.
Fair in south, showers in north az q
central Tuesday aud Wednesday +
moderate to brisk northeast to casa
winds. /
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

LEMP'S PALE BEER SOLD ANY
WHERE FOR TEN CENTS. WIN
TER BROS. AGENTS.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
De.ermined 10 Have Good MIX.

Clean food is more costly than dirty,
Chicago has discovered. Stringent reg
ulations as to the quality Of milk have
caused an increase in the price. The
Milk Producers association in state
ment to the public says: we will
show that while milk is sold at seven
cents a quart. the producers get less
than half that price from the dealer.
Combined with this the price of feed
has increased and the strict laws re
ouiring pure milk add to the cost. We
will convince the people of Chicago
that to get good milk they must pay
for 4"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
HIS RECENT WRITINGS
Concluded from First Page.
Respected as Teacher.

Respected as Teacher.
Mathews. resuming. expressed The
highest respect for Foster as a
teacher and a gentleman. But IN
religion / regard Foster as an unde-
sirable Baptist" he added Foster
states in his book hat God did not
make man in his own image, but
thar man made God i'll his own
image. He says that we are not
fallen angels but developed animals.
He saws miracles have always been
the refuge Of ignorance and that mod
ern tecAnir must take the place 81
magic. wonder wnat ne means by
modern technic?'
The Trinity Undermined.
"He declared that science has un-
dermined the trinity. OF course,
that is in his own mind. He says
Jesus was the child OF his time and
that to copy Jeesus is to kill the soul.
He makes a TRADE against e
clergy. He saws the book Of hui
manity is greater than the Bib'e He
is guilty of supreme deceit OF rank
ing himself greater than Christ He
STYLES our grand old book as the
'petrned remains of Christian re-
ligion'"
Fosters Son Indignant.
Through Matthews speech Foster
17.yearold son sat with flushed
cheeks and shining eyes. The lad
bounced AMI shifted in his seat dur
Ing the early part or the denunc.a-
ton Of his fathers views ana at last,
unable to restrain himself longer he
arose aud cried Why don't you
review the book and not The man?
\ buzz of excitement spread over
the room but the speaker paid no at
tention to the interruption. At tht
conclusion OF his address. motion
was made 10 eXpel Foster, the post
ponement of the action for one weeF
following.
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TIGERS ARE DEFEATEg
Concluded on Sixth Page,)
THREE I LEAGUE.
Two Home Runs.

Bloomington. June 7.-Bunchi 1g
hits with Clark's witness won for
Cedar Rapids Novacek made two
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

No life lightens the world without
consuming itself
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Close Game.

Springfield. June 7.-Springfield
won a close game with Dubuque to-
day In the tenth inning. Streeter's
batting vas the feature.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

The fellow who wants the earth
may have the satisfaction of knowing
that he'll be right in 1t when he dies
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

The knockor always has his ham
mer out, looking for some other fell
low to be his anvil
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Decatur Made One Hit.

Decatur. June 7.-Deca ur made
only one hit off Harden. while Hall
was freel- hit
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Davenport Shut Out.

Peoria. June Peoria shut CUT
Davenport by sensational batting IL
the first inning.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

1t is always safe to go where you
can help another
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08

Many a dogs bark is worse than his
bite. but that doesn't influence us to
prefer his bite.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-08
Tea for the Sword Fern,

Perhaps botanists can explain why
this plant Is so fond of INDUCING in a
cup of tea every few days. To be
sure. II asks for neither cream nor
sugar. but the stimulant itself is pc
eIiliarly grateful to il.