Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-08
SOME QUEER PRAYERS
Curious Mistakes That Have
Been Made by Preachers.
A CAUTIOUS SCOTCH ELDER
The Way He Qualified In His Petition
His Praise of the Pastors Wife
Tho Blunt Appeal of Father Taylor
the Boston Preacher.

His Praise Of the Pastors Wife.
Tho Blunt Appeal of Father Taylor,
the Boston Preacher.
The most frequent cause Of inappro-
pirate petitions is no doubt the per.
sistence Of habit. Certain phrases are
used again and again until they come
TO be repeated without any thought Of
their immediate application, says the
Christian World. We may similarly
explain the stories OF the workhouse
chaplain who prayed that those pres.
ent might not trust In uncertain riches
and the prison chaplain who besought
the Lord that he conduct the worship
ers in safety to their respective places
Of abode.
The sense Of humor must surely have
been lacking In tho old man of eighty,
supported by crutches, who regularly
included among his petitions at the
weekly prayer meeting the request that
he might be kept from running with
the giddy multitude to do evil. Fa-
miliaity with conventional phraseology
was the undoing of tho minister who,
after the sermon on the Pharisee and
the publican, asked that there might
be poured out upon his hearers n dou-
bio portion Of the publlcan's spirit.
Notpyery complimentary was the use
Of well known Scripture passage
made by a minister at wedding:
"May these persons live together In
such harmony In this life that they
may finally attain unto that state OF
felicity where they neither marry nor
are given I'm marriage" As conclud-
ing example of the thoughtless use OF
familiar language one may quote this
remarkable amalgam: 80 Lord, we
praise thee that we are thine; we feel
that we are thine; we know that we
are thine; Lord, make us thine"
AS In a sermon, 80 In a prayer, the
attempt 20 correct a hasty utterance
sometimes leads to surprising results.
| "A cautious Scotch elder, IL Is said, had
taken supper at his pastors house and
In returning thanks after the meal en-
| tered upon a detailed exposition Of
! various causes of gratitude. He con-
cluded by invoking the divine blessing
upon the pastors wife as his cody
helpmeet who had always upheld his
hands In every good worlS-"at least"
lie added I'm saving clause, "as far
as we know" 1t Is related OF com.
patriot that I'm a moment OF forgetful-
ness he once thanked God for "the sal.
walton of all men," but Immediately
redeemed himself from hetcrodOxy by
the qualification, (which, o Lord, as
thou knowest, is true In one sense, but
not In another"
There are some men who seem to
think that an indirect manner Of ex-
preston Is especially suited TO sacred
things, as the Scotchman quoted by
DR.. Boyd as saying, "For, as thou
knowest, men do not gather grapes OF
thorns nor figs of the national en-
blem," and the Englishman who thus
pledged himself, "And, o Lord, If thou
wilt move the heart Of any young man
to enter thy service, we will show our
approval In a way which thou wilt
appreciate"
Father Taylor, the Boston sailor
preacher, was one Of the most direct
of men and on the one recorded occa-
sion when he essayed roundabout
style nature trlumphed over artilice.
Y. the Sunday before the state
IN 1ns, and he was praying fervent-
~ hat man might be chosen for
sI ,ernor who would rule In the fear
"a. he Iy Of
= face Of clay, who would defeat the
r, 1eaders Of corruption, who would
d. his own party II 1t yielded to wire
puhlaa who-suddenly Father Taylor
paus. and then exclaimed. 80 Lord,
what's the use Of boxing the compass
I'm this way2 Give us George N.
Briggs for governor. Amenw
The temptation to use public prayer
as vehicle for the conveying Of infor-
nation has sometimes been too strong
to resist. In his lively "reminiscences
published some years ago In the Wes-
leyan Methodist Magazine the late DR..
Benjamin Gregory recalled how a Ger.
tain Methodist minister Of an earlier
generation was accustomed "to convey
all necessary directions to his younger
colleagues through the medium Of the
throne Of grace" Here is an example:
80 Lord, bless thy dear young servant.
Thou knowest his appointment for to.
morrow is at -, and he will have to
stop at Brother IS, who keeps n lit
tie shop opposite the church. oh, grant
that thy dear young servant may not
forget to let the people have the maya
zines and to bring home the moneys"
The famous DR.. McCosh Of Princeton
was accustomed to meet the students
in the college chapel every morning,
when he would make any necessary an
nouncements as well as conduct devo-
lions. One morning In the prayer with
which the service concluded he prayed
for the president Of the United States,
the cabinet, the members of both
houses of congress, the governor Of
New Jersey, the mayor and other Off
Gals Of Princeton, and he then came to
the professors and instructors IN the
college. At this point there flashed
into his mind a notice which had been
communicated to him orally and which
he had omitted to include in the an
nouncements made just before. To
the surprise Of the assembled students
President McCosh continued, "And, o
Lord, bless Professor Karge, whose
French class will be held this morning
at 0 o'clock instead Of 0:30, as usual"
He who hesitates much will accom-
plish little.-Von M0ltke.
Tom milford. wife and children of