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place entirely too much poS ser in the
hands of the governor and give him
control ofs-he courts, a cond aion that
is not contemplated by the lconstta-
ton. Again, such plan you'd be
too much like the metropolit an police
law. because it would practic ally wipe
out home<rule and permit tlse COVER
nor to run everything. The' Kansas
plan is betteA liked. ,and the league be-
lieves it will\ brngs about better re-
suits.
In addition to sall Nof these sreasons
why the Anti-Saoom league opposes
the agitation for,alnOyement Tor state
wide prohibition. there is ano Their rea.
son advanced by some PERSONS. II is
a cruel reason and one that ought to
be spoken in a whisper. but o ne hears
it now and then, usually from some
one connected with the liQ,sor bust
ness or who is friendly to it, These
people say the rea.pn' the A'iti-Saloon
people do not want( state vide prohi-
bition is that it wouh throwtthem all
out of a job.
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WHY IT SUCCEEDS

Because it's for One Thing Only, and
Richmond People Appreciate This.
Nothing can be- good for everything.
Doing one thing well brings success
Doan's Kidney Pills do one thing
only.
The cure sick kidneys
They cure backache, every kidney
i'll.
Here is Richmond evidence to prove
1t.
Edgar S. Mote, mail carrier, "a s.
Twentieth street. Richmond, Ind,
says: Doan's Kidney Pills brought
such good results in my case several
years ago that l gave public state
ment endorsing them. For long
time had suffered from backache and
kidney trouble and the least cold at
fected nay kidneys, making my condi-
ton worse. Hearing about Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured a supply at
A. G. Luken & Cos drug store and
their use SO completely cured me that
I have had but little trouble since. I
will always hold Doan's Kidney Pills
in high esteem"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. er-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doar's-and
take no other.
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Miss Fenimore of EarIham
College May Be Award
ed First Place.
AFFECTS TWO YOUNG MEN
NOTRE DAME AND MISSOURI
SPEAKERS ARE ALLEGED TO
HAVE COPIED FROM OTHER
SoURcEs-DENiAl MADE.

Appleton, Wis, May 24-Miss Janet
Fenimore, of Anderson, who repre-
sented Earlham college in the Indiana
state oratorical contest, when she
spoke on THE Social Revolution y
really won the interstate contest, al
though given second place.
At a meeting of the Interstate Ora
torical association here just before the
contest, Ignatus e. McNamee. of
NOtre Dame. and j. Fergus Orr, OF
Missouri. were ruled out for alleged
plagiari IN. 1t was found. according to
the report made, that McNamee had
copied twenty lines Of his Grafton on
Child Labor" verbatim from a recent
book and had followed the author
throughout. The Announcement caus-
ed sensation that two men should
be ruled out at the last minute, but
the charges were not proved until just
before the contest. Minnesota won
and Wisconsin was third. Beloit and
Iowa we're substituted for Notre Dame
and Missouri.
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A WARsHIF's RAM.
The Huge Steel eeak Is Capable Of In.
f7ietino Terrible In juev

The Huge Steel eeak Is Capable Of In
fiieting Terrible Injury.
A modern ram is nothing more than
a huge steel beak. or sput. which Is
fitted to the prov OF the battleship for
the purpose of destroying an enemy's
ship in time Of war by the force Of
collision. Indeed. should vessel sue
coed in driving her ram against an
other warship the blow. II delivered
at full speed, would be sufficient to
crush in the ships side and sink her
Immediately.
A battieship's ram weighs about for
ty tons and is cast all in one piece.
1t is Of solid steel and capable Of strik-
ing a tremendous blow. Shell proof
a man-of-war may be made. but the
skill Of the naval architect is unequal
to the task Of designing a ship that
can resist the ram.
Great care must be exercised in fix
ing such a heavy piece Of steel. The
method generally adopted is as fol
lows: The ram is suspended from q
strong derrick, the bottom end Of
which Is attached to the extreme end
VI tHe ScSScl hcSl plates. AES Sdp
between the ram and tae uncompleted
part. or hull. is walled tight compart-
ments. The weapon is SO fixed that it
strikes just below the armored belt
where resistance is weakest. while il
is so shaped that the ramming vessel
can by reversing her engines easily
disentangle herself from the ship she
has struck. philadelphia Record.
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GREENSBORO, IND.

Greensboro. Ind. May 24.-Mrs.
Thomas Gunckel and son Glen, are the
guest of relatives in Ohio.
Jesse Byrd has been visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. Florence Snyder at Indianapolis.
Rev. Miller preached at the U. B.
church Sunday afternoon.
Miss Theodosia McDivitt has return.
ed from visit at New Castle.
Harry Beck of Anderson is spending
a few days here.
Rev. Specklein filled his regular ap.
pointment at the M. E. church Sun
day evening.
Mr. and Mrs. John Poland spent Sat-
urday and Sunday in Richmond.
Henderson Oler of near Economy
was transacting business here Satur-
day.
Mrs. Dan Moore spent Saturday in
Richmond.
Mrs. Henry Kramer has returned to
her home in Indianapolis after few
days visit with relatives here.
Alfred Parker of Connersville. is WIS.,
iting Mr.. and Mrs. Willis Cain.
Mrs. Sue Gayler of Richmond, spent
Friday here.
Mrs. Maraba Bennett was called to
Economy Friday on account Of sick
ness.
Mrs. Harry King spent Saturday in
Richmond.
Mrs. Orville Hoover has returned
from a visit with relatives at Center
vile.
Samuel Turner of Fountain City was
in town on business Saturday.
Miss Lucille Jones is spending the
week with relatives at Indianapolis.
Jesse Harvey was transacting bust
ness in Richmond Saturday.
On account of the recent rains the
corn planting will continue most OF
this week.
Mrs Lutte and Bert Hatfield spen.
Saturday with relatives in Richmond.
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A RACE ION ICE.

The Skates Thae odk Away snA TAess
That View (Rsesvsesd.
Thackeray once asked one Of the
men who let OUT stateseoo TIE Ger.
penttne Whether The hada ever Lost q
pair through the, omAnton to exact q
deposit. and he replhnd that he had
never done 90. sxcepe .on tone occasion.
when the circuuetaneesemads It als
most pardonable.
A wen dressed &ye.nsts.nev vas
having his second skate tfAGtened on
when he .suddealy \beoke away non
the man's(hands d)dashed 70 the lce.
The next5instant q khieksst, powerful
imam wasSelamoring koe. another pair.
He was&a detect1seAinsp ursuit Of his
,prey. aA6ta very alternating a1ght e
twas to. wutch the chase. He waa, -
he hadSboasted. . nrf rate slEatsr. ana
1t became presently .obvious that b
was running down hGe~a.
Them the young fe1Owsdetermined b
run\ = desperate risk lot merry. The
Ice. lasAusual undert the be1des vas
maFtnns Dangerous. yanasho maAo for
1t sfezeahAnng speed ! Thetco bent BE-
neath hst weight. ibutshe got safely
through
equa1 pR1ck. but. being heavier man,
broko4 through and was drowned.
"H6 ekates." said the nafsatue e
the iIsc1ant. II got back after TIE IN
quest, hQt1those the young 0sntlsoaa
had Oh (nsver saw asaih:-Lssaso
TELEGRAPH
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CAMBRIDGE CITY, IND.

Cambridge City, Ind. May 24.-Mr.
and Mrs. O. l.. Galloway, Mr.. and
Mrs Edwin Galloway and Mrs. j. B.
Routh spent Sunday in Indianapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs o. L. Galway remained
for the dedicatory services OF the Ma
sonic temple.
William Evans has returned from
Pennsylvania with his automobile,
which he purchased some time ago.
John Finfrock has gone to Cham
bersburg, Pa. to visit relatives.
Mrs. Belle Hammond of Indianapolis
is here for a visit with her mother,
Mrs. r. Smalley. OF Mt. Auburn.
Mrs. Bertram Carpenter and daugh-
ter. Mildred, spent Sunday with
friends in Hagerstown.
Mrs. j. B. Mackey. nee Miss Vera
Smith, who has been visiting relatives
and friends in this place for several
days went to Louisville, KY, Satur-
day.
Arthur Shidler and John Blackford
made business trip to Hagerstown,
Saturday.
H. H. Bryan has returned from
Spiceland much improved by his stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. o. Paul spent Sat
urday in Indianapolis.
Mrs. Charles Howran and daughter
Lillian. of Dublin. were Cambridge
City visitors, Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morningstar of Green
vile, o., were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs H. B. Miller, Sunday.
Mrs. Swope and son Will, of Milton,
we're in this place. Saturday.
Mrs. Adam Geisler and Mrs. Elmira
Whitsell, of Hagerstown, visited here
Saturday
The friends Of John Huddleson, one
Of our old and highly esteemed citi
zens. who has been in falling health
for some time. will! regret to learn
that he is very serious condition
with but little hope of permanent i'm.
provement.
Mrs. M. M. Galloway spent Sunday
in Greenfield. the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Galloway.
Mrs. Wilson Smith and son, Francis
are reported quite sick at their home
on East Third street.
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and made me feel like new person,
Mrs. w. r. VALENTINE. 9O2 Lincoln
Avenue, Camden, N. J.
Gardiner, Me. -" was a great suf-
ferer from female disease. The doc
tor said i would have to 60 to the
hospital for an operation, but Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound COM
pletely cured me in three months. -
MRS. 5. A. WILLIAMS, r. F. d. No. IA,
Box 80, Gardiner Me.
Because your case Is q difficult one,
doctors having done you no good,
do not continue to suffer without
giving Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial. It surely has cured
many cases Of female ills, such as in
Examination, liberation, displacements,
hbroid tumors, Irregularities. periodic
pains, backache. that bearing down
feeling, indigestion, dizziness. and ner-
vous prostration. It costs but trifie
to try it, and the result is worth mil
lions to many suffering women.
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ECONOMY, IND

Economy, Ind, May 24.-And again
the stork visits Perry township and
leaves girl baby with Mr.. and Mrs.
Newman Mendenhall; third child.
Harry Macy of West River called at
Rufus Williams Friday morning after
Jennie Macy of Pittsburg to go over
in the Macy settlement for a few days
visit.
Squire FRASER is again a resident
of Economy after several days paper
ing in Richmond
Joseph Haxton is still confined to
his home but is better. Randolph Mel
son is taking care Of Mr.. Haxton's
grocery.
J. l.. Peterson is back from Rich
mond where he transacted business.
Thomas Stewart hauled a load of
calves and hogs to Greensboro, Fri
day for Edwards Bros.
The new switchboard for central Of
fice arrived today and will be placed
in position some time this week.
Rev. Barton and wife who recently
moved here to take charge Of the NJ.
E. church, are gifted with unusually
fine voices, Mr.. Barton possessing a
very clear tenor voice and Mrs. Bar
ton sings alto. They have made many
friends in this vicinity
Mrs. Charles Harris, Mrs. Lydia
Burnett and Mrs. Tom Stewart were
shopping in Richmond. Saturday.
Dick Ulry of Modoc was here Fri
day working on the telephone line.
Mrs. Martha Good was guest of
Mrs. Emaline Cole, Friday afternoon.
Miss Coda McCauless OF Carlos City
is visiting Mrs. Alice FRASER for a
few days.
Mrs, Lizzie Replogle was the guest
of Mrs. Ora Edwards, Friday after
noon.
Willie Williams was on the i'll fated
c., c. & l.. passenger train that was
wrecked two miles east OF Economy.
Friday morning.
Mrs. Charles Fleming and mother-in-
law were in Richmond, Friday.
Albert Chamness and daughter, Hell
en- were in Mooreland, Friday.
Miss Lucinda Haxton who visited
Miss Martha Weyl Of Richmond a few
days is now back and reports having
had fine time while in the city
Mrs. E. N. Ulry returned from Mum
Gle Friday evening
The Misses Iona and Vera FIem-
Ing arrived from Richmond Friday
evening to visit their parents over
Sunday.
George Smith and Thomas Gates Of
Carlos City was here Friday
Several strangers were in town Fri
lday.
Farmers are complaining about the
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Worst Railway Carriage.

Worst Railway Carriage.
She looked complacently at her spot
less white Kid gloves.
II would never wear these on an
English train" she said. AN English
railway carriage il the 6lthies9 and
most inconvenient one In the world.
It holds eight persons. and to leave 1t
you must open the window, lean half.
way out. reach down about ave feet,
push back the filthy outside bolt Of
the door and then turn the filthy out
side handle. for this door won't open
from the inside. lts opening entails
an acrobatic feat. to say nothing Of .
blackened glove. The English like the
seat By the door, but they wrangle
hotly over who b to open It at the ter.
minus In third class carriages these
wranglss oftsn wind mp In . free light.
But free light = hardly more Iabori-
out. II hardly dirties one up more
than the opening Of these doors."-Cin-
e1n1ad Cemsnare1al Ts1bunA
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Otlo Us s.- s.s~Ssss0Gs
Haepy ans Henersd "0uesAss - ~
lnhahitaNts ef 0heel.

Haspy ans Heosrsd -cvss&s' - -
lnhahitants 81 0hesa.
One Of the most, remarkable places
In Europe. Of which, no tourist on pleas
urc bent ever takes>noaice.. says Q writ
er in Berlin paperA issthes City Of the
Insane" by which fname Gheel. near
Antwerp. has been known for genera
tons. About l.5oO naen and women
afntcted with insanity \m.an ITS forms
live there and have n happy being ~
the guests" of the inlAbitants. who
know by experience hovy to treat the
unfortunate ones. In tie streets. In
the places of amusement, the cafeo
and workshops these patients may b
found. and nowhere IL there the re
hottest suggestion OF restraint appar-
ent. The board ranges iron 80 to
2.A0O marks year. and. NO matter
how small the amount mayob the pa
tient IL always the favoeed member
Of the family. He has the llrst raght
to the most comfortable ciAir. and the
head Of the table belongs 10 him. He
receives the most attention. and TIN
he learns to appreciate anslfo .en0sav-
or to maintain BY tvin9 down his
illness. Even the,childms know how
to treat the demeneed ADsopss. Ths
dangerous ones aus senQ TO smother
settlement and to tlnstGatlons. n n
wonderful how coasA1ez14e. careful
and kind the simple1peosAe are toward
their charges. and al psep1lnto the CON.
munity would prohd bly, yterrify pAys,-
clans who had neyef heard Of ana
could not appreciated the good which n
being done in this3 "City Of the In
sane"
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The State Anti-saI0on League
Holds the Opinion That the
Time Is Not Yet Ripe for
Such a Move.
MUST MAKE GOODsON.
THE PROMlSESlMADE
Prohibition Party, Not Anti
saIoonists, Back of the
Movement to Pushe Ahead
Prohibition Act.
ESPECIAL Correspondent.3


Indianapolis, May 24.-All on this
talk about the Anti-Saloons league be-
ing in favor of state wide prohibition
in 1912 is wrong. The league hassno
such idea and it is not workings in
that direction at all In<fact the(lea-
que does not believe theAtime is~ripe
for such move in Indiana.
What the Anti-Saloon, league. will
try to do now is to makesgoOd, on the
promises that it made in order to get
the various counties in the state to
vote themselves dry. Thet league has
all along represented to the people
that in a county that votes dry there
will be less lawlessness., less law
breaking, less drunkenness. fewer
criminals, better law enforcement.
more attention to ,businesss by public
err inmates of poor houses and less
misery and crimetthan in those coun-
ties that continue to license saloons.
Successful. Argumen ts.
At every point where there'has been
strenuous opposition to the dry plan
these arguments. have been used, and
in nearly every case they have been
successful and have carried the day
for the drys. Now can the league
make good? That's the question, and
it is the, question that the league It,
self is going to try to answer. The
officers OF the league understand as
well as anyone, that if they are able
to make good on these representations
they will be, able to hold their sway
in the state. VI they,fail to'make good
they will lose> their hold and many
Of the counties, that have voted dry
are liable to return to the licensed
saloon.
Some persons and ssome newspapers
who do not understand the situation
have been saying,than the Anti-Saloon
league is working'to hdhlce the legis-
lature of 1911 to adopt. a. resolution to
submit to the people>}in, 1912 at the
election a propositions to amend the
constitution of the s.:ete, so as to pro.
vide for state wide prohibition of the
liquor traffic. 1t is not the Anti-Sa.
loon league that is pushing this pro.
position. but it is the pN,hibitionists
and the nrohibitionists. have never
accomplished anything in Indiana
Through the efforts of'the. Anti-Saloon
league in circulating circumstances
- '-~'-''-- - ~----A-- ~--Af N elections
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Are the people Of the Pacific Coast JUS
tilted in their hatred of the japanese Mr..
Roosevelt, when President, characterized
their conduct as an outrage upon friendly
nation. Since then he has publicly stated
that we have right to decide what immi-
grants shall come into our country, and that
we must build a navy to uphold that right.
The F4r-Westerners say that we dom. want
the japanese, and they ought to know
they have them. Here for the first time
is the whole truth about the conditions which
make the Pacific Slope prefer war to the
Japs. Will Irwin tells the story, and he
knows.
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sELlEvEs HIM lNNocENr.

South Bend. Ind, May 24.-In refer
ence to the report that Ignatus e. Nc
Nance, of Notre Dame university, had
been ruled out Of the interstate ora
tOrical contest on a technicality, the
Very Rev..John Cavanaugh, president
Of the university said: Il have investi-
gated the entire matter and have con-
sidered all the evidence upon which
the charge against Mr.. McNamee was
based. consider that he is innocent
and that he has been very badly used
In being barred from the contest
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eu;idino up . Speech.

Before making a speech Charles
Dickens would decide on his various
heads and then in hts minds eye nken
the whole subject to the tire Of cart
wheel. he being the hub. From the
hub to the tire he would run AZ many
spokes rs there were subjects to be
treated. and during the progress Of the
speech he would deal with each spoke
separately. celebrating them as he
went round the wheel and when all
the spokes dropped out one by one and
nothing but the tire and space remain
ed be would know that be had accom-.
plished his task and that his speech
was at m end
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Is there anything in Palmisty! There
are lots of signs in windows and many adj
versisements in newspapers offering to lay
bare the future for SI.oo. Do they really
tell anything! An American Palmist calls
a certain line in the hand, ssthe life line;"
Hindu calls the same line stthe heart
line, )" and japanese tthe autumn line"
and each says it means different thing.
Rupert Hughes explains fully in this story
the origin of Pahnistry, and shows just how
much fact and just how much fiction you
hear when Palmiss, with an air Of mys-
terry and importance, gazes upon your
hand.
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James Creelman tells the surprising story
Of Mr.. Knox, the Millionaire Lawyer Who
Has Become Secretary Of State. "There
is no stock-ticker in the White House.
was the supreme epigram of the Roosevelt
administration. Will this administration
be Different This story tells about Mr..
Knox as man, and shows what this admin
istrasion's attitude will probably be-whas
the men who love stockholders may expect.
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News Of Surrounding Towns

corn not coming up. Also about the
worms destroying the plant as it APP
pears above the ground.
Ling Morrison and Art Denny were
at Williamsburg today.
Earl Swain and Miss Mary Haxton
were among the crowd viewing the
wreck Friday afternoon.
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There Was . Limi u,n liking.

There Was . limi 0tn liking.
Little Victor had bet y naughty and
his father had seen MT b administer a
spanking. A few minu,e s eater. when
his paPe had left the eoum and the
little fellow was alone wi thu ma NINA. he
exclaimed between his sSoeS. II don't
like papa" His mother. o Qpcourse. told
him that was very wrong Eaud that he
would have to be.punishetf again II he
talked like that ''weu."y be added,
looking up quickly. Il III r papa all
right. but I dou't,like hAs acts."-De-
lineator
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CHARGE IS DOUBTED.

Parkville, Mo-. May 24.-Austin O.
Wolfe, registrar of Park college. said
today that he was quite familiar with
Orr's composition and that he felt
certain that no plagiarism was posi-
BILE.
Several sets Of judges have heard
the Grafton and no hint of plagiarism
has ever before been given" said Mr..
Wolfe.
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Cause For Ha0to.

Cause For Aa0to.
"wot are you breathin % hard for.
Dusty-
for most q mile"
"Wot riied himr
HE runs . quick REPAIR shop. an
he got mad cause handed him q
couple OF boot heels an sAoestring
an told him I'd can fer de shoes In
half n hour."-Clsveland PlainnDealef.
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eci..oino .l,>ea ;~;~.

sO"9 S"9V6suSSs
You are very foolishA Alfred. \That
is your third cigar. and( you know thu
doctor limited you to ou1e day"
"Yes, dear. but I've sconsulted two
ether doctors. and each. has allowed
tne one cigar a day:stofal. threer'
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this valuable nledi-
cine, Lydia E. Pink
hams We getab l Q
Compound. / suf-
fcred from terrible
headaches, pain in
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and SO
weakIc0uld hardly
ia d. Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound re-
stored me tn health
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Every person has two Quotations
ono which he receivestcrom others and
one. more important. (which he gives
hineel~ --C'r'>o.,
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MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy.

Camden, Nj ut IS with pleasure
that add my testimonial to your
already long list hoping that it may
induce others to avail themselves Of
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ACTION POSSIBLE.

Prof. E. p. Trueblood of Earlham
college states that it is probable &C
ton will be taken to secure the $50
prize. which was awarded McNamee,
for Miss Fenimore.
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0@n0 t.

Doing t.
Old Lady ito grocers boyS-Don't
you know that 1t II very rude to whis-
tie when dealing with lady?
Boy-That's what the gunner told
me 10 do. mum.
Told you to whistler
'sYes'm. He said II We ever sold you
anything we'd have to whistle for the
money."-London Fun.
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No Need Of ~ Bargain.
Beggar-Kind sir. ,give me a \penny
for my two children. Kind Sir--That
isn't dear. certainly. but don't think
I'll take them. ! hawesfour already at
home -SfrDy Stori>S