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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-10-26
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-10-26
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bnrbltroBe 5iir @encroIprobe fir Dos
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The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
OFFERS HIMSELF TO SCIENCE.
Physician Exposes Arm to Infection In
Order to Determine Nature
OF Disease.

Philadelphia. For the sake of medl.
cal science and to determine the ma.
ture of the straw" disease, which was
discovered several weeks ago among
sailors of p. A. -. Wideners yacht 10.
sephine ond other harbor craft, DR..
Joseph Goldberger, an attache of the
local marine hospital service, has gone
to Washington with his arm a mass of
blisters and small pimples that the sci.
ontists there may study the strange
disease
DIR. Goldbergcr was assisted in his
experiment by DR.. Jay +. Shamberg Of
the Hospital for Contagious Diseases,
who was inoculated with virus of DR..
Goldberger's arm.
From the time the disease was first
reported the government, state and
city authorities have been interested
In 1t. In view of the fact that many
cases of IL have been treated as hives,
the physicians believe there are many
cases that have not been reported
Whether the disease is due to n
fungoid or other vegetable germ is un.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
GRANDFATHER AT So.
Norwood Park Man Who Married
Young, Has Hope Of Still Fur.
Their Honor.

Chicago.--A father at 10, grand.
father at 3S, and great.grandfather
at SO.
This Is the present record OF George
Alfred Fair of Norwood Park, who
believes that he has few rivals for
the title of the youngest great.grand-
father in the country. Within a few
more years he believes he may claim
still greater distinction. Mr.. Fair for
merly was associated with Will j.
Davis, at the Haymarket and Colum.
bus theaters. He now Is engaged in
the advertising business. He was
born in Ipswich, England, In 1854. He
worked his way upward in the the.
atrical business and became advance
agent for the Sawtelle Dramatic Com
pany, of which Miss Melissa Breslau
was the star. The advance agent and
the star became close friends, and in
1872 they were married, Mr.. Fair be.
ing 10 years old and his bride one
year younger.
Ethel, the youngest OF their four
children, was married when she was
is years old, her husband being Harry
Nelson, who lost his life in 1898 in
the Sweet.WallaCh fire, in which 10
other persons were killed. The elder
daughter of the Nelson's. Miss Melissa,
named after her grandmother, was
married in 1908 to j. II. Miers.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
The Same Old John L.

Old John L. Sullivan always had a
fine Irish wit, and it remains with him
in his advanced age. Not long ago he
was appearing In Baltimore theater
and the manager, for business rea-
sons. introduced him to a wealthy
youth of the town. The youth was a
typical chollyboy, the sort of specl-
men that old John abhors. Sullivan
was washing his face in the theater
dressing room when the two arrived.
and they waited patiently until he had
finished his additions. When John
had dried his countenance he gave the
dude one look, and then said to the
manager: We'll, | congratulate you,
Jack, is 1t q boy or a girl?"
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
HAY FEVER ON THE INCREASE
Hundred Thousand Persons, Resi-
dents OF Cities, Suffer from
Nervous Disease.

New York.-More than 100000
persons suffer from hay fever
in the United States, and the
number is rapidly increasing. ac-
cording to DR.. w. w. Carter, who
addressed the alumni of Bellevue hos
pital. The fact that nearly all of the
sufferers from this trouble, which re.
ours annually, are residents of cities,
and few live on farms, Or. Carter ex.
planned by saying that hay fever sub.
jects are of certain nervous disposi.
ton, and that their nervous condition
makes them subject to the disease.
The doctor has found no medical re-
lief for the disease. and he advises
those who cannot change climate dur.
ing the hay fever season to avoid ex.
element and hurry.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Python Compelled to Swallow
Gallon of Milk Punch.
Cincinnati Zoo Keepers Hold Twenty
Three.Foot Reptile While Liquid
Is Poured Down It's
Throat.

Cincinnati. O.--The 23.foot python
In the geological garden fought with
all its might against swallowing a
gallon of milk punch. It took six men
to force dozen eggs, beaten in Il
gallon of milk, down the python 3
throat
The python, which once lurked in a
South American jungle, weighs go
pounds when II Is in good health. but
is has been oft its feed" for three
months, had lost strength and lesh,
and weighs about 40 pounds now
Superintendent Sol stephan of the 700
has been tempting the big snakes APP
petite with delicate rats, inviting
guinea pigs and tender live chickens.
But the snake would have none of
them. so Stephan determined to lead
the python to dinner and make 1t
eat, too.
The superintendent called in five
keepers to help him give his guest
some nourishing liquid food.
What you want to do Stephan
instructed the keepers impressiVely,
"is to keep the snake stretched at full
length. Grab II and keep IL taut from
head to tail If It coils around one OF
you-well, you will know how IA girl
feels when her corsets are too tight.
When the keepers tiptoed into Its
cage the python lay uncoiled aud half
dormant. The keepers distributed
themselves along and at the word
. al, It,n nj
at the middle, at the TAIL and instant
ly Strengthened 1t. The snake awoke
with start and began to fight, con
tracing its length, trying to kink
itself in loop, twisting, turning,
struggling. It released its tail and
dealt Keeper Meyer a hard blow on
the chest. But he gabbed the tails
tip again, and with all his strength
held 1t 70 the floor.
The keepers nearest the python's
head started from the cage with It,
and. under the circumstances, the
rest of the snake had to go along.
They carried it 100 feet and held 1t
down on cloths on the fward. While
1t continued to fight Stephan pried
open its jaws with bar of wood.
The snake made earnest efforts to
drag In the bar with throat muscles
and teeth. which curve inward But
Stephan held on to the bar and slid
In the python's mouth most of n three.
foot section of iron gas pipe. which
II vainly tried to swallow, too.
The nourishing milk punch was In
watering pot, Stephan slowly
poured 1t down the gas pipe. The first
half pint gave the python sensation
so surprising that II fought more furi.
ously than ever, and, sick as 1t was.
showed tremendous power But after
that it seemed to take kindly to the
milk punch and lay quiet during the
half hour 1t took to administer the
long drink.
After the gallon of punch had per.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15

known. All that is definitely known OF
the strange malady is that a number
of sailors were afflicted with It after
having slept on new straw mattresses.
DR.. Goldberger barred his arm for sew.
eral hours and placed it between two
mattresses which were suspected of
being infected In the course of few
days his case developed and he estab.
lished its existence in the mattresses.
DR.. Shamberg determined to go a
step further TO ascertain whether the
disease was contagious DR.. Goldberg.
or willingly barred his arm again while
DR.. Shamberg opened one of the
vesicles, thus inoculating himself.
While DR.. Goldberger is having the
government authorities study his arm
DR.. Shamberg Is studying himself.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Let's Be Fair.

The wires have flashed the news
that peach basket hat worn by a
woman in canoe. and rendered lop.
sided by the careless zephyr, caused
list and overturned the craft. At this
point the correspondent, evidently
male and prejudiced, stopped short. II
he wished to be fair he should have
gone on to tell that the occupants of
the boat grasped the hat. climbed
aboard of it, and until their rescue
garden truck which constituted a part
of it's artistic decoration. The true
news expert never is biased.-Phila.
delphia Ledger.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
ORIGIN
OF q Famous Human Food.

The story Of the great discoveries
or inventions is always Of interest.
An active brain worker who found
himself hampered by lack Of bodily
strength and vieor and could not carry
out the plans and enterprises he knew
how to conduct, was led to study va
rious foods and their effects upon the
human system. In other words, be-
fore he could carry out his plans he
had to find food that would carry
him along and renew his physical and
mental strength.
He knew that a food which was a
brain and nerve builder (rather than
a mere fat maker) was universally
needed. He knew that meat with the
average man does not accomplish the
desired results. He knew that the
soft gray substance in brain and
nerve centers is made from Albumen
and Phosphate of Potash obtained
from food. Then he started to solve
the problem.
Careful and extensive experiments
evolved Grape-Nuts, the now famous
food. It contains the brain and nerve
building food elements in condition
for easy digestion.
The result of eating Grape.Nuts
daily is easily seen in marked sturdi-
ness and marked activity of the brain
and nervous system, making it a
pleasure for one to carry on the daily
duties without fatigue or exhaustion.
Grape-Nuts food is in no sense a
stimulant but is simply food which
renews and replaces the daily waste
OF brain and nerves.
It's favour is charming and being
fully and thoroughly cooked at the
factory 1t is served instantly with
cream.
The signature of the brain worker
| spoken of, c. w. Post, is to be seen on
each genuine package of Grape'Nuts
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, "The Road to Wellville,'
There's a reason"
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
NEW SENSATION FOR DOBBIN
Come to Think Of II, He Would Have
Felt Funny Sitting in the
Position Indicated.

The family horse, who rejoiced in
the eminently proper equine name of
Dobbin, had earned a rest by long
service, and was accordingly sent
away to the country to spend his de-
clining years in the broad pastures of
a farmer friend of his owner. The
distance being somewhat excessive
for his rheumatic legs, he was shipped
to his new home by rail.
Little Edna, the family four-year-old,
viewed the passing of Dobbin with un-
feigned sorrow. She sat for long
time gazing disconsolately out of the
window. At last, after a deep sigh,
she turned with a more cheerful ex-
preston, and said:
Did old Dobbin go on the choo-
choo cars, mammal"
Yes, dear" answered her mother.
A broad grin spread over the little
girls face. II was just thinking" she
said. how funny he must feel sitting
up on the plush acknowledgements
Home Companion.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Turtle Came Back.

York, Pa.-Evidence to support the
belief that York county land turtle
will not leave the spot where Il Is
captured, If its captor engraves his
or her initials upon Its shell, is pro-
duced through a find made by Mrs. E,
ID. Smith of Brillhart's station.
Walking In field of grass, she
picked up healthy looking turtle,
upon which was inscribed -. a.. June
-, 1880"
Mrs. Smith recalls distinctly when
John Ziegler did this bit of carving,
30 years ago, and set the turtle free
at spot only about so feet from
where she found it, When she picked
It up, she says, the turtle was head.
ing for this spot as II ashamed to be
found so far from home.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
TIRE OF SICKLY TEACHERS
State Of Kansas VIII Employ No More
Eastern lnValids in Public
Schools.

Topeka, Kan.-County Superintend.
ents of western Kansas have formed a
combine to insure the employment of
all their local teachers.
Notices are being printed In the
local papers that, until all local teach.
ers are employed, the county superin.
tendont will not o. X. certificate
of outside teachers.
The action is taken to shut off the
influx of weak lunged teachers from
the east. The educational authorities
are working with the state board OF
health TO reduce the number of weak
lunged teachers who come west for
their health and teach school to pay
their way.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Although 112 Years Old, She Lives
Alone, Nine Miles from Her
Birthplace.

Delmar, Del The eldest woman on
the peninsula embracing Delaware
and the eastern shore of Maryland
and Virginia is resident of Delmar.
She lives in house by herself. She
Is Mrs. Hester Cordroy, aged 1l2
years, having been born on farm
nine miles east of Delmar on Februar"
II. 1881 The most remarkable part
Of II all is that this woman actually
cultivates two large gardens adjoin.
ing her home and sells the products.
She uses hoe in helping along the
growth of potatoes, corn, onions, etc,
and. when she becomes tired. she gets
a large spoon from her kitchen and
utilizes it while crawling down the
rows of plants.
Mrs. Cordroy, who Is a familiar fig.
ure to all of the residents of Delmar
dren. Upon the death of her second
husband, as years ago, she built a
home in Delmar on lot which she
bought for S75. This site is now
worth $1,000. This has since been
her home. despite the attempts of her
grandchildren and great.grandchidre
to dlssuade her from living alone.
Aunt Hester" as Mrs. Cordroy Is
known. was the youngest child of
Hamilton Neal, wealthy farmer.
When II years old her mother died.
leaving her and her father to run the
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Burning String in the sick-Room.

Months spent in a sick room have
taught me many things for the COM
fort of an invalid, one of the simplest
and most effective of which is burn.
ing a string to purify the atmosphere.
Take a soft string and stick it with
pin to the back OF a chair; after
lighting, blow it out gently, leaving
the tiny spark, which will create
smoke enough to make decided diff
ference in the atmosphere.-Harper's
Bazaar.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
AGED WOMAN MANAGES A FARM

farm. She had ~ sisters, all of whom
married early in life, and two brothers
who were in the war of 1912.
tells graphically how she plowed all
day, when a girl, and then MIXED
seven cows after dark. III the girls
of to-day would do more work and
think less of the parlor." she said,
they would be healthier and live
longer"
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Protect Alaskan shipplna.

Seattle, Wash,-Gas light buoys be.
tween Seattle and Lynn canal are sug.
gested by DR., Henry s. Pritchett.
chairman of the United States light.
house board, as the best means of
protecting nayigators of the inner
channels of the Alaskan coast TWEEN.
ty buoys, ranging in cost from 81 500
20 $4,000, will be placed.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Her Dilemma,

Bcssie-Oh, Mabel! | am in an
awful dilemma. I've quarreled with
Harry, and he wants me to send his
ring back,
Mabel-That' too bad
Bessie--But that isn't the point. I've
forgotten which is his ring.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15

Starch, like everything else. is be-
ing constantly improved, the patent
Starches put on the market 20 yeers
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day. In the lat
est iscovery-Defiance Starch-all
injurious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
strength and smoothness never APP
preached by other brands.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15

was dull and exhausted nearly all the
time. | consulted doctors and used
medicines, but only Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me. Soon l was perma-
nently cured"
Remember the name--Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
TIRED ALL THE TIME.

Languor, listlessness, dullness OF
spirits are often due to kidney disor-
ders. Pain and weakness in the back,
sides and hips, headaches, dizziness,
urinary disorders are sure signs that
the kidneys need immediate attention.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
WASFORCED 10 DRINK

colated into its midst the python
seemed sleepy, and was replaced in
It's cage without difficulty. The python
will be fed artiflcially again in a few
days; the superintendent expects its
appetite will return gradually.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
Royal Great-Great Grand m other.

The birth of son to the youthful
duke and duchess of Sudermania gives
to royal Europe what it has not had
for more than ten years, namely, a
great-great-gran The lady to
whom this honor has come is the
Grand Duchess Constantine Nicolaie
witch, who was, before her marriage,
Princess Alexandra of SAKE Altenburg
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15

=
Delay is dangerous.
Alonzo Adams, Os-
ceola, Iowa, says:
"My kidneys failed
me. | suffered aw-
full pain and was so
weak | could not
work, and often had
to take to bed. /
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15

The man who accompanies his wife
on shopping tour is almost as un.
comfortable as the woman who ac-
companies her husband to a ball
game.
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
The Facts.

DO poets ever really starve?"
We'll, maybe not But we seldom
ever get chance to overeat."
The Red Cloud chief., 1909-07-15
TRUE RESIGNATION.

Old Maids it really true that mar
riages ARE made in heaven?
Doctor-Yes, believe so.
Old Maid (resignedly)-O, then
doctor, you needn't call again.