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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Postgraduate Course.

She-Are YOU going abroad to
complete your education?
He-I haven't decided yet. Which
would you advise me to do?
She-Beg pardon?
He-WouId YOU advise me TO COM
plete il by going abroad or by getting
married Houston
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Naughty Old Chaps"

Brothers Harris and Bittinger of the
Ocala Banner and Star. respectively.
are again at il, hammer and tongs.
What a bad example they are setting
us springalds of the Florida press.
Editors Caldwell and Wilson ought to
call them to order. It's scandalous.
Pensacola Journal Tis very
naughty of these old chaps. Young
bloods like Holly and Howard are to
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Jordan's Lively Job.

Jordan is now mayor over the
JacksonvillaiRs and it's the strenuous
life for him. all right" says The Pen
sacola Journal. Right! It's the strenu-
Gus life for any who essay to lead the
busy life of Jacksonville in any of its
depaFtmen commercial So
cial, or in any other of the forms the
mental activities of this city take
Jacksonville Times Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Went PAPA One Better.

I love you very much, papa" said
five-year- old Willie as he erawled up
on his fathers knee
And / love you, too, Willie. when
you are good" replied his father
But, papa" continued the little fell
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Georgia milljonaires must be SUI
generis. to speak in the language of
General Law. of the Barlow CT, one
of them having been successfully i'm
personated by an escaped convict
over in cambridge.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
In ReaI Life.

4 gave a needy fellow a quarter
once $4,000
And years later he left you s2o'0oo'
eh?" -
No; after that first TRANSACTION ne
used to come around every week ioi
a quarter"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
New Celery Section.

Pensacola is preparing to develop
the celery growing industry on lands
adjacent to that city. Some fine land
suitable for this popular vegetable is
being considered by experienced men
who hope to have a crop in for next
eason.-Jacksonvill Industrial Rec
ord.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Henry H. Rogers. Jr will manage
his fathers great business interests.
Mr.. Rogers after his first apoplect1c
stroke two years ago devoted a great
deal of his time 10 training his cid
est son in his own business meth
DDS, so that the latter could take
VI the reins at any moment Young
Mr.. Rogers is an officer in the Twelfth
regiment, New York national guard.
an organization to whic4 many mil
Eonairss bel0
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
In Old Pensacola.

In old Pensacola. the great battle
ship Mississippi will see a harbor as
is hsrboT. Capt. Fremont will like
the depth, the cordiality, the red
snapper, and something like bay all
nayigators dream of.-JacksonviIle
Times Union
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Temnefate Father.

Edith's Papa-And SO you live my
daughter
Edith's Admirer-I do. indeed. sir
l cannot tell you how much love her.
Do you know what tits 10 see single
face everywhere, TO hear a single
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
a Iinht Touch,

Wickwire-I like Timmins's stories
He has such light touch.
Simmins-Yes; that's one thing in
Timminss favor He rarely strikes
one for more than two or three dol
aFs.-Indianapolis Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
acoIA FLoRIDs SATURDAY MORNING JUNE . 1909.
DEATH TO THE HoUsEFLY!

The DeFuniak Breeze wants water
meters placed in all hOuses-poOr De-
Funiakians!
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Il paid only 81 for the hat,
mamma"
Dear me, What an awfully ex-
travagant child you are, I've seen
the same thing for S169S!"-St.
Louis Post Dispatch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

The primary bill got through. Score
another good mark for the Legislature
II needs all we can give 1t.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Wall street gamblers are growing
quite gay under prospects of upward
tariff revision and a continuation OF
republication, robbery and ruin.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

The annual crop pessimism is now
fourishing under rainy skies and
choking the joy of the cotton belt.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
So, You're Pert?

Three eclipSeS next month: Sun,
moon and Florida legislature. But
won't we be left in the dark!-Pen-
sacola Journal We won't be able to
see even TO chase the housefiy.-Or-
1 landO Reporter Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

low. not to be outdone, Il love you
Just the same, even when you ain I no
good ."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

See our handsome Ersss
BEDS for 5000 ard SIS 90.
They are beauties and
really worth more. Metal
eece give no hiding pisce
TOT bugs. Buy now, pay
later. MaTston e ouina,
Phone 149.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
South Florida oophers.

That handsome bird, the Florida
gopher, has been protected in West
Florida by the legislature. It's South
Florida kin are left to take care of
themselves, which they can do about
as well as the average Florida legis-
latOr-Brooksyill Argus.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Would not a work-horse parade b

Would not work-horse parade be
a commendable yearly institution in
humane Pensacola? Not enough
recognition is given to the faithful
knight of the dray and wagon that
year in and year out. in winters
frosts or summers boiling heat per-
forms his humble but useful service
for his master. Surprise the good old
fellows some day. Make them an ex-
ira allowance of oats and other deli
cacies for breakfast, decorate them
with gaudy ribbons and gay rosettes.
give them no hard work during the
day, but let them parade through the
streets, the observed of all observers,
and display their many fine points
(alas, most of them are blessed in
this respect) to a sympathetic and
admiring public.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
He Was Warned,

Mrs. Jones-Did you really expect
me to accept you the night you pro-
posed?
Mr.. Jones-Yes, love. Just before
got to your house | heard a dog howl
three times, saw the moon over my
left shoulder and walked under lad
der-Manchester Guardian.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Obedience to the Law
The Only Salvation.

In delivering the opinion which
ousted Sheriff CazaIas of Mobile from
Office for neglect of duty, Justice
Simpson, of the Alabama supreme
court, expressed with force a great
truth underlying the sane develop
ment of every state of the union;
1t must be admitted that the law is
severe and exacting but the evil
which il is intended to correct de-
mands strenuous measures of pre-
vention. In this free government of
ours, respect for the laws is the very
base rock upon which must rest all
our liberties, and if mob law is ever
justifiable, then the most cherished
principles of that body of laws which
we call common and which have come
to us hallOWed by the wisdom of ages
and which we have imbedded into
our constitution, are wrong and the
boosted rights and liberties of the
American citizen constitute a solemn
farce
1t is true that critics may smile and
declare that our statute books are
teeming with foolish provisions which
are not enforced and which were not
expected to be enforced when they
were framed, having been adopted only
to satisfy and reduce to calm certain
elements of the population whose
principal occupation is to discover
freak ideas of government and insist
upon their being enacted. 1t is true
that oftentimes legal processes are
slow and uncertain and that justice is
many times defeated by the use of
money and by sharp lawyers who
take advantage of technicalitieS to
evade righteous conclusions.
1t is lamentable, it is horrible that
such should be the case, and one of
the Hottest aims of craftsmanship to-
day should be the cure of these hate
full evils. But, nevertheless, what
Judge Simpson affirmed is absolutely
true. In all governments laws should
be held sacred and obeyed to the
letter, but in a republic, a government
of the people. the need of respect and
obedience is doubly important if
civic development into the higher al
titudes of enlightenment and honor is
hoped for.
A people who will not obey its
own Iaws-laws made by themselves
and therefore the expression of their
honest convictions-is like some
poor sot with will power shattered.
self-TespeCt gone. 2 victim of de-
basing appetite, who cannot keep a
resolution, yields to temptation and
sinks down. down in the scale of hu-
mainly until death at last comes as a
merciful release from his misery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

be excused at an example of this sort.
The Sanford and Orlando peace max
ers will have to go up and settle
those OcaIa chaps.-OTlandO Report
er-StdI
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
NEWS AND VIEWS
BY STATE PRESS
Cancer, q Grab.

Now it's cancer among fish. Won
der if it has reached the fine req
snapper in dear old Pensacola bay?-
Jacksonville Times Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

A new land of promise is to he
opened on May %. when the govern
ment will offer to settlers a large
area of fine farming land embraced II
the Shoshone irrigation project,
which eventually will reclaim 10000
acres east of the Yellowstone Nation
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Among valuable pamphlets received
recently by The Journal, for which
we wish to express thanks to the
senders, are the catalogues of Rollins
College. of Winter Park. end of the
John B. Stetson University, of De-
Land, and the April quarterly of the
Florida Historical Society.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Several Kinds of Sharks.

We would say to Mr.. Stokes of Es-
Gambia that all the sharks" are not
money lenders There are other lines
of business carried on in this state
that need regulating equally as much
as do the 40 per cent grafters.-Kis-
Simmee Gazette.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Barlow is going to give grand re-
Ception to the people of Polk county
in honor of its new court house. and
may they never have to visit the
building on less joyous occasion is
The Journals most sincere wish
Pensacola Journal Now that is nice.
Just such a pleasant thing as we
would expect from The Journal. But
see here, brother; if your wish should
come true, what in the world would
we do with the court house Barlow
Courier Informant.
Keep on giving receptions in it, to
be sure It's handsome enough. and
think how much more such a use
would tend to bring peace. prosperity
and brOtherly love to enterprising
Polkites than TO use the building as a
Tadiating center for strife and all
sorts of hard feelings. This may
sound a little like Gilbert and the
Bah Ballads, but it is true.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
II Was Good.

as my credit good here?" asked
the unkempt man, leaning carelessly
against the bar.
Sure" answered the bartender,
busy polishing the glassware. Good
enough if you only want to borrow
trouble
Then the boUnCeT got busy.-PuCk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05

Powell is the headquarters Cor the
United States reclamation service on
this project. Already the little town
boasts state bank, two general
stores, two lumber Yards, drug store.
hotel, two black smith shops, churches
and school The farms are obtain
able under the homestead law, sub
iect TO the charges of actual cost OF
supplying water to the land. This
charge has been fixed at SIC per acre
o. irrigable land, PAYABLE in not more
than ten annual installments, and no
interest is required. In addition to
the building charge, the settler is re-
quiTed to pay an annual fee of 81
per acre for the maintenance of the
irrigation system The first annual
payment of $3.50 per acre becomes
due and payable when the land is
filed upon. The Shoshone dam,
which viii ultimately hold the water
supply for the irrigation project, will
be 32S feet high, the highest dam
in the world.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
No Danger of That.

No Danger Of That.
In its vigorous fight against the
househy. The Pensacola Journal
should not permit the ever vigilant
mosquito to become innOcuous desue-
Observation-Disclosures Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
DELINQUENT TAXES.

ton tbs hsf Monday,
in Of
~ IN . J
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-05
Yes, In Due Time.

Pensacola is to spend 100000 on
her streets. An evidence that it is a
prosperous and progressive city
Kissimmee Gazette.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25
The Leopard and the Pan.

One day worthy Kulu housewife
came out from her cooking and, stand
ing On the ledge Of rock at her door.
emptied pan Of boiling water into the
rank heritage growing below. 1t fell.
splash, on the back of a sleeping Loop
ard, who JUMPED perpendiculary into
the air as high as the roof of the hut.
What might have happened next?
Who can say? But the astonished wo-
man dropped the pan with il clang up
on the rock, and the leopard took one
leap downhill. The pan followed, and
the leopard's downward leaps became
longer and swifter as the pan bounded
after 1t from rock to. rock. f.. 49,
When last seen the leopard had just
achieved leap o. about $50 feet to
the very bottom OF the ravine. thou
sands Of feet below, and the pan had
whirled about 500 feet over it on the
opposite side. The leopard would have
eaten the old woman with pleasure,
but pan which first scaldel half the
hide off him aud then bounded changing
I'm his wake from the top OF the lima
layas to the plains below WAS some
thing which he could not face.-Lon-
don Chronicle.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25
About Eos.

In q hens egg only one-fifth Of the
substance is nutritious, one-ninth part
is refuse, and the remainder, the great.
er portion, Is water.
White shelled eggs are not quite as
good as yellow ones, for they contain
a trifle more water and little less fat
Butsyour purveyor knows this and FIRE.
quently colors his white eggs with cof-
fee.
Judged by the amount Of nutriment,
a goose's egg Is the most valuable.
Next In order are ducks, guinea fowls,
hens, turkeys and plovers'. Eggs con
tain large quantity Of sulphur, which
Is purifying to the blood and good for
the complexion.
TO get the best egg you must feed
your fowl on grain, and to cook 1t in
the most digestible way you must not
boil the water. Heat the water to $50
degrees and leaye the egg nit for ten
minutes. You will then digest every
morsel. But If you boil 1t for three
minutes no less than one twelfth of
1t will fail to be digested. Thus if you
eat two eggs boiled for three minutes
every day you waste five dozen in a
year-London Mail.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25
Call in and see all the. latest in
dress goods at the Bazaar Store.

Call in and see all the latest in
dress goods at the Bazaar Store.
Misses Anna and Edith Mills left
this morning on visit to friends
and relatives at Duluth and Superior.
I. G. Haycraft Of Farley was a
visitor in the city today, coming
down from his home this morning.
p. McKeon, superintendent of
the M. & I. boarding cars, which are
being used at South Bemidji by the
gang of workmen who are building
the new district terminals, went to
Brainerd this morning on business
trip.
L. J. Rondemme, the Blackjack
hardware merchant, and leader of
the Blackjack band, passed through
the city this morning, going from
the Duck" to the twin cities on a
combined business and pleasure
trip.
E. E. Smiley, the Nary merchant
and general all-round hustler, came
to the city yesterday evening from
his home and spent part of the
night here on business. He left
this morning, on the north-bound
M. & I. passenger train, for North
ONE to interview some parties there
with whom he has business dealings.
You will find the prettiest, largest
selection in new fall dress goods and
suitings, at Berman Emporium.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25
A Mexican Tradition.

"Boys, what's the matter? Fever?
Die, then; die. them, That's the song
the doves sing down in old Mexico
when native has pnnumonia and
almost invariably he lies down, refuses
to swallow the medicine prescribed by
tht physician. resigns himself to his
fate and in Il few weeks he dies The
dove, however. sings the song in Span.
lsh. 1t is Il tradition among the Mex
leans that once the fever accompany
ing an attack of pneumonia seizes
them it IS necessarily fatal. and be-
cause of this all medicine and all ply
sfcians are refused and the Mexican
usually dies. The dove brings tho
story of death in its weird cooling, ac-
cordlng to the belief of the natives,
and many who have been seized with
the fever who otherwise might have
recovered have succunlbed owing to
their belief In the tradition. That Ia
the reason, it is said, why pneumonia
Is fatal to so many Mexicans.-New
York Herald.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25
Jockeys Tricks,


~There are tricks Of two kinds in
jockeying," said a jockey, "the legiti-
mate and the illegitimate. Use the
first and you'n prosper. Use the last
and it's all up.
'1llegitimate tricks are pulling race
and getting left at the post. If you
once pull fast horse and make him
lose, you are always afterward an OBJ
ject Of suspicion, and ten to one if
you ever pull another horse you are
done for. But getting yourself left at
the post Is a big and complex subject,
and It is the one trick that clever
Jockey can work time and again with
safety.
ITO cause a rival horse to swerve is
an flegitinate trick that often wins
your race. You cause the swerving by
strengthening out your leg so that your
heel nearly touches the other horses
nose, or you make wide slash with
your whip so that it nearly touches
The other horses eyes.
'The legitimate tricks are But why
give them away when it has taken
all my life to learn them ?"-New Or
leans Times-Democrat.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25
Gazelle Huntinu,

Gazelles in Nubia are hunted by a
powerful breed Of hounds in build
somewhat heavier than a greyhound.
In spite Of being far swifter than the
hound the gazelle falls victim from
the nervous habit of constantly stop
ping to look back to see If It is pur-
sued. It also expends its strength by
taking great bounds in an ]most YER
tfcal direction, thereby not only losing
time, but exhausting itself, so that it
is overtaken without difficulty.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-25

The honor we receive from those
who stand In fear Of us is not true
Observation-Disclosures.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
Getting Ready for Christmas.

Merchants have commenced to dec
crate their windows for the Christ
mas season, and among them is that
of A. Neish & Sons, Miss Clara
Nesheim having used her decorative
talent to marked degree in arrang-
ing the large window and has har-
monized her display with fine effect.
The dainty pieces of embroidery lin
ing the rear wall and the many other
attractive articles together with the
Christmas bells of many hues present
a window that attracts attention from
all pedestrians and invariably makes
them pause and note specifically the
varied effects. -Mitchell Is. d. Elk.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
Hereditary.

Even if there had NOT peen kernel;
of rice on her hat and glad light
of love in her eye, any bachelor could
have told that she was bride. And
the manner in which she spoke tc
her husband showed they had not
been married long.
A man in the passing crowd spiet
the couple, and rushed over to gree
the bride.
''Well, well, Agnes" ne cried, ex
tending his hand, ''you don't mea.
to say that you're married."
"Why,-why, yes, the girl STAN
mered, vivid color mounting to he!
cheeks, as she tried TO defer d hel
novel situation. "You-you know
it runs in the family. Mother was
married, too."-Ex.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
The Father and the Boy.

The father who is "chummy'' with
his boy, gets down to that eager. en-
during, restless little soul and ex-
plains and encourages, does not need
to cut birch CAD in order to main
tain discipline; and the mother who
sympathizes, cuddles and plays with
her children can keep her slippers on
her feet and her hair brush on the
dressing table. Children need love
and sympathy as much as flowers
need air and sunshine.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08

far more important than the money part getting the
Quality Bargain of the Piano World the present time
Why be content with ordinary instrument when you
can get new scale Lyon & Healy2 Payments may be
made monthly or quarterly and may be extended over
three years.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
HonOred by Governor.

Mr.. G. j. weiser of this city has
been appointed by Gov. B. F. Carroll
as one of the delegates from Iowa to
the National Good Roads Convention
to be held at Topeka, Kansas, Deem
much interested in the matter of
good roads, and the appointment will
give him opportunity to be associated
with the national movement for i'm
proving country roads.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
A Fire Alarm.

The sounding of the fire alarm
Monday shortly before noon called
out the department, and the source
was located at the residence of E. K
Olson on Court street, where a hot
IRE lin stove in one of the upper
rooms caused the bed clothes to catch
.afire, but the fire was extinguished
before the department arrived, SO
that it was not necessary to turn on
the water. But little damage was
done.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08

We have the best assortment of
mems linen handkerchiefs in Iowa.
Fine quality, packed one-quarter and
pne-half dozen in a box, really a
rice Christmas present, and always
very acceptable. Our prices, OF
course, are positively the lowest.
~ BEN BEAR.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
Write Today for Superb Art Catalog

1t contains cardboard eases of the various styles of
Lyon Healy Pianos, besides full and complete
count of how superior excellence in piano is achieved.
1t explains the acoustical grooved sounding board and
other features that add vastly the ona purity of the
instrument. We will also mail you full particulars of
our offer.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
Too Much.

Wiggs-Bjones tells some pretty
tall stories about the wonderful quail
tiles of that boy of his.
Wagg-Yes, he tried to make me
believe the other day that the young
man still had some of the toys he
got at Christmas.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
In No Hurry.

'Took here, boy! l don't see you
in Sunday School any more. Don't
you want to go to heaven?"
Jaw, not yeti"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
New Years Eve Dance.

Arrangements are being made for
a grand New Years Eve ball at
Marsh's hall Music will be by
Helwig's popular orchestra, and it is
expected that it will be one of the
most enjoyable events of the year.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1909-12-08
Fine Soft Shirts,

Cheap In price, good in quality.
BEN BEAR.