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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
WIFE-MADE MEN

The first passion Of is her love for her children
Is that true3
Ii il is true her second passion her desire make
OF her husband.
We hear much about self-madc men. Ii might do US
good 70 hear about wiie-made
There lot Of them. Many Of the best in the
world-the greatest craftsmanship science and tera
turchaye freely acknowledged their indebtedness
Perhaps their wives they ndehtedpossiby either
wise wife she who completely fills her function. being
comFade and Of inspiration II she doesn't do IL some
other may Not every wife earnestly seeks be
helpful companion. Not every who tries succeeds
The wife who contributes her husbands upft and helps
enlarge his vision be denied high credit for his
The best part of many the ieminuiy which
from his wife High character which for his
may have originated in her Ills ideals may have
from her; TO her he may his purposes.
And her JOY in it exquisite This is womans greatest
work the rearing OF her chdren il second that
And in all great work there is keen pleasure
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

ing about me warbllng melodlOus
songs, indicating admiration Of the
multitude. Presently the boat
came 10 a rock. but there was 40
collision. The rock ducked under.
Indicating that ! would meet no
obatacleH In life. Fine wasn't
II. and All for four bits"
How did It come outT" pursued
the Pharmacal Fellow.
well. the only bay I've had on
my head Ia bay rum" said Harry.
sJ've never been In any boat but a
ferry boat. / have no pawn tickets
to show that I ever amasaed any
diamonds. The admiration Of tbs
multitude Is nix. ! haven't side
stepped any obstacles. As every
bin collector In town knows mo By
sight"
sBui you're young yet. sald The
Prescription Clerk. give ths
prophecy a chance"
@i1l sell my chance for 20
cents" said the Soda DISPENSE.
DO / hear any bidH7"
But the only thing be heard was
the proprietor coming in. ara Hair
OF Harry buckled down u wash
ing tho glaases.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
BY STUART o. STONE.

The richest woman ia Roasiyn
county stirred tho brown leaves IN
the orchard with a very small foot
and sighed Men agreed IN calling
her beautiful; she Was brilliant and
aminbls. even her name~-kAtifyn
Van Hsrkimar~-accorde with the
fortunate rest Bnt. with wealth.
VII aud charm ~ feature. the rich
cot woman was not content FOR
she had no heart Many men had
told her thiH--the professor. the
lieutenant, a lawyer and a doctor
or %. and. only last night. west
~rn senator. Now Miss Van Herili-
ner knew for herself
II I could only feel things" she
sighed. The professor she had
raveronced for sta learning; the
lieutenant had pleased her with
his blue and gilt dash. and each
q the others had possessed quail
ties for admiration. But they could
not stir her heart--if she had such
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
LIFE FOR LIFE
Is The single lie the only successful oncI

Is the single life the only successful onel
President elect TAFT considers the old maid existence the
ideal To atlanta normal school pupils he said.
Il think that the of domestic nieicity is in
the fact that young think that unless they married
their lives As matter Of fact think the
reverse is exactly true
Mr.. Taft a good 'olher" To pupils in school OF
technology he says that the worlds greatest It's eng
neers says that the law is the nobest OF
professions divinity students he says tina, ,he ministry is
the highest calling No harm done his pleasant uerauees
taken seriously
Unfortunately his remarks the ACCESSIBILITY Of remain
ing unmarried be taken seriously And coming from
president-eect they involve radical change in the policy
OF government being complete reversal OF the Roosevelt
doctrine OF big families.
Single blcssedncss IL Il is blcsscdness all Is the very
doubtful bessedness of absolute selhness The general
taxation of the bachelor without good
reason lie Is parasite upon society. contributing nothing
toward the only real thing in the worde And the
is Of the unmarried
There getting away from the fundamental yearn
ings OF all animal sepresevaon and proceation
Indeed these yearnngs extend beyond animal creation and
basic laws Of the vegetable kingdom
The who fails to bring at least lie
into the world dies in debt for his or her birth.
He she may perform high social service OF other sorts
The bachelor welded science mechanics may leave
the world better than when he into L. The teacher
may contribute TO life in making it better worth living.
But in doing these things they do pay their full debt
On the contrary the higher the development OF their charae
and the higher their capaby Tor service the greater
their obligation to recreate their kind
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
LEGISLATIVE cALEnnAa.

The following bills have not yeti
been introduced IN the legislature.
To prohibit hens from laying cold
storage eggs
Providing that the end.seat hog
shall appear on the ist Of January.
and. seeing his shadow. shall re.
tnrn 10 bis hole 20 stay during the
rest Of the year
Requiring congressional garden
seeds 70 distinguish themselves
from weeds when they happen TO
terminate.
Relieving men Of fifty years OF
age and over from the necessity Of
pretending that they like TO play
golf
Fixing the size. weight and mum.
Der Of chocolate caramels required
70 keep q young man in good stand.
Ing
For the protection Of umpires.
Making It a misdemeanor for any
but padded pop bottles 10 be thrown
except Immediately after decision
that loses the game for the home
team
Imposing an income tax on con.
fidenee in the intelligence-of.the.
plainpeopie and similar bunko
games.
To suppress the automobile night
rider except when his wife Is ont
OF town
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
AMERICAN WOMEN WHO WORK
NO. A. THE FACTORY GIRL

NO. 4

when she's In tho midst Of her
lahore. the factory girl may not
seem so attractive az some of her
sisters who work Ia stores and Of
ficea, Her hands may not be az
clcan nor her nails az well mani
cured Hut she usually has one
compcnaaling satisfaction, her
purse H. generally inttcr
Tho nature OF her work doesn't
require the factory girl 90 dress
alm0st aa we'll Ha gcntlcwoman
should. and her little weekly wage
consequently goes farther la other
directions.
Then she usually associates
with people % her own means and
social condition. aud Is not 80
often dissatisfied with her lot ia
life.
The beginner who starts IN on
piece work might earn more
money doing Homework. but she
knows that she has greater free.
dom and independence In tho tne.
tory than in the kitohen.
4 have my Sundays and even.
ings off anyway" abe reasons.
and that's more than set as
houaemaid
She knows that when she does
extra work Ia the factory she gets
extra pay. and that's seldom the
rulo In Homework
The factory girl generally lives
at home. and comes and goes ~
aho likes. Ahe has her own
friends and social interests. She
entertAina her gentlemen friends
Ia the family parlor. and not 10
somebody's klichen
The Eirl who works n a factory
IL generally able 10 take care Of
herself Somstlmes her flats are
quite as lively as her tongue
Washers beware
Matrimony generally cuts short
tho factory girls employment pc.
riod old maids are rarity Ia
her set
Hut. should adversely come 70
her little homo aud The husbands
earning capacity be lost 20 her.
she "a IN position to eheerfuliy
take up the burden she dropped
az the marriage fonnt and SO out
among the toliera to make her
way
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
HAIR OIL HARRY ISN'T STRONG
FOR THE PROPHECY INDUSTRY
Klbosh Rosy the Soda Dispenser Haant
Been Able o Close Range


See where some Panafan
prophet has dopod out a tough
forecast for 1909" said the Pre-
scription Clerk, as bn came Into
Hair OF Harfy's department for a
swallow Of Vichy. Bases u on
the 50 Fridays we're going 10
have"
Copper anything the seer
heimers hand you" said the Soda
Dispenser. feeding himself with a
slice Of pineapple play the field
against their selections every
time"
DO you twittor from expert
enee." asked the Careful CompOun'
der. "or IL this ono Of those animua
Iabs without foundation OF fact as
IL were7"
"rve been there" said Harry.
I've had my past and future told
by several experts, 30 they say.
stu my past and future behave
like they weren't told at all AZ
any rate they're still delinquent"
Maybe some OF Il win still come
off, yentured hia friend.
listen" said Harry. Tn
dlppy moment went to Nine,
Kiboah. Trance ssereas and Muck.
raksr into the Mystic. She went
into a trance and told me what she
saw. She didn't take me into the
franco with her. 40 | don't know
whether her eyeslght IL good az
claimed. And from the way she
carried on. a trance rs ths same as
a spasm. 80 I'm glad | stayed
out"
Well. what did she tell your
asked the Prescription Clerk
"Oh. not 30 much" said Hair OH
Harry, yawning. Said she saw me
In a golden boat floating down the
stream Of Time. On my head was q
wreath of bay, indicating success.
was dabbling one hand In tho
perfumed water. and on my fingers
cleaned diamonds the size OF
door knobs. signifyinE wealth. A
flock Of violet birds were 1utter-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
HEInIR NOg1t HNIENIRT

coming. Of the years u absences
but they ell seemed 20 really IN
consequential. now that be was
here. Che prodded the crisp
brown leaves. =
you are looking for aomething1~
the young man aaked.
Miss Van TsrkImer nodded
Yea" she said. softly. ~ has besa
lost for many a year"
"A gen. suggested the young
chap. "or a rinRT-
she IN Ok her fine head "Nush
more precious than that
young I.AnyoA whistied She
Was indeed very rich. II waa hsr
vast fortune. in fact. that had re-
strained him in the days when he
had felt shat she might care. He
stopped and began 20 rake tho
leaves about ~You haven't has
bunch o. a. r s's out hers In thlss
old orchardg he inquired.
She shook her head again. I
have lost nothing 81 moBey vmiue
You might lay u out on eounssr
and Il would not bring q dime.
Miss Van Herkimer STIRRED a fresh
pile ~ leaves. I'm the first place.
arm not sure that there. waS really
anything az all. she declared.
Mr. Lanyon arose. Ny back
hurts~ he said. n you had told me
that NJ FIRST
The richest woman regarded him
steadily i am quite sure shs
declared. that have lost ths--ths
article. but stlil fear Il r. not my
own
The young mans dark locks tram
hied gently Ia the fresh wind There
was the ruddy glow - health IN HIS
cheeks and great tenderness In HE
brown eyes. Altogether. Mr.. Lam
yon was a pleasing sight
1T n possible you have the-the
article about YOU. said Miss Van
Hcrksmcr. Then she biushed.
Re pattcd At his pockets. took Off
his hat and searched r.
We'll. never he said. puzzled.
He hooked a. Kathryn Van Herha-
mer, and she was biushing. wildly.
drliciousiy.
Il WISH he said. Il wish that you
were poor as a church mouse
$50 do l." sasd Miss Van Herkf-
nser. surprising him
Also he continued. II would FIND
for you a heart
She gave a little. glad cry. Il have
found what ! sought"
The young man looked throufa
the dead leaves. 4 do not =ee.~ he
declared
Miss Van Hcrkimer's cheeks were
flaming You win not find II
there" she said.
Mr. Lanyon was slightly vexed.
In all my iife---he commenced:
then he saw that Kathryn Van Her
kimer held her hands out toward
him.
An he sighed. holding her close
10 him. II r. your heart that you
have found"
"No." corrected Miss Van Hnrks-
mer, mo. Il Is your heart-all yours
dear"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
SCHOOLBOY BREAKS

Among a collection Of samples Of
schOolb0y guesseB. complied from
compositions and examination pa
pers BY an English teacher are the
following.
Chlvairy Is when you feel cold.
A thermometer IL a short glass
tube that regulates the weather.
An axiom rs a thing that IL 80
visible that II In not necessary 20
see a.
Things which are equal TO other
things ara equal 10 one another.
The zenith Is quadruped living
In tho interior Of Africa.
n care "a not taken with dusty
corners, microscopes VIII breed
there.
Queen Elizabeth's face was thin
and pale. but she was a stout Prot
eatant.
An abstract noun IN the name Of
something which does not exist.
such as goodness.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

a thing. once there had been. a.
college. a chap with dark. curling
hair. who had almost And Miss
Van Herklmer fell 20 dreaming
hraveiy SHE stirred the dead
leaves about as she dreamed. II
Is no great fun. this state os hav-
ina no heart.
Some one was climbing the tum-
bling rail- fence. and the richest
woman looked Up. Il was a young
chap. with dark. curling hair. The
young chap made long. quick
strides across the orchard. and
Miss Van Herkimer felt her blood
bound.
"kathryni- the young man
called as he drew near. and Miss
Van Horkimer extended her hands
Il am very glad 10 see you" she
said simply There were aues-
lions SHE might have asked. of his
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

n 10 all very well for political
speakers % uaka classical aitusinuH
% fhe speeches. bat the thiuH may
be cafffsd loo far
Somebody Was making a speech
Wnre~aao matter Whcuaaand was EN-.
teiliahiaw BIS stifFiHg periods with
plrntifoi evidences - hts knowledge
~ Hfahgapeare More aHa more eN-
cited be HTew more and mere gene
from the bard ~ ANnu'a works
poured fratu his heated lips Ana
a. he Progressed Ia hlM Grafton. an
individual sitting an fhe first bench
}uHi below the platform grew more
and more guEHled
A. last this individual could stand
y 20 longer 10 leaned toward the
uSan nest him
Hay hs whispered. hoarseiy. 4
cant figure Il ont
WHAT
~ he q republican or a demo
rrMt -
"Whow
H'rhe man this speech r. about
Whist man 40 You usunf
"tamist New York Tfmaa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

ConfidinR Youth GO the well
known novelist Vera Nayasour,"
after studying tho card on which u
inscrlbed her private name, Mrs.
pulkingtou Smith do you know,
I'm quite relieved 10 find you're not
Miss Vera yavaHour I heard ahe
was To be here. and 1 was 10 afraid
I might sit next 20 her and she's
want 10 talk about her rotten novels.
and ! haven't read a word ~ EN-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

ia trying 80 hard 20 get into our
social nrf y
"A believe he's the fellow who
made = iet % mouey iu tho lawn
mower business. "-- t'itfsburE Post
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

eAudidafaT4
Well he's a good tafhrr~
Don't Whuf him We mead a
good keep stillsr~ Cleveland
Leader.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
All and the Auto.

Il once saw a man gaze for an
hour lost In rapture, at q Corot
"Um, that's a new make TO me.
steam or gasoline f"--isouisviile
Herald
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

She Don't you tNink Ii viii be
Delighted when we All have fiytag
machinesY
lie ! don't know our creditors
Will have them. too 49, London
Opinion
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Johnny, what do you suppose ~
meant In the nursery rhyme where
II says. Bells on her toes ?"
Dunno. Alice. unless II means
that her feet were wrinRing wet"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Teacher-@fuhunie. whore IL the
North rolef
J0hnnie~@Duun0.
Tuaehnr4~Nou don't know after all
InY teaching
Iohunte-Sope n Peary can't
find ~. there's no use Of my trying
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Queer things are always hap
pening around theatres. said Billy
Hene 81 the Tabor foroes, yesters
day. This Afternoon womap
came up Ia this box office and ask
"a mo II she could bay two seats
for the matinee The performance
NRs about 10 begin.
Certainly. l said You may
buy a dozen II you want that
many
Two viii DO. she said. I
want one 20 sit In aud enc 10 put
my hat and furs In
"And that's exactly the way she
used those two seats. too, he con.
Guided
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

All work aud no play dlacour.
ages the budding dramatiat.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

All passenger steamers leave Col
man docks for Puget Sound Navy
Yards. sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

All the blood In the body pasHea
through the heart IN three minutes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29
A Wise Man

doesn't GO without New Clothes
even if funds are low
he opens an account with us and
pays a little down and little at a
time for the Apparel he needs
doesn't sacrifice anything of
Economy, either, for our prices are
Right, and there is no extra charge
for Credit.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

A glass Of beer makes many
fellow froth at the mouth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

There IL a conductor on n Coifax
car who Is 3 knowing man. In the
entrance Of hiA car Sunday eve
ming we're half a dozen young poo-
pie completely blocking the way.
There was plenty 81 room up
'front.' but the young people paid
no attention 10 his requests to
move NJ. please" In the crowd
vas a pretty girl Finally the con
dnctor sent 10 her aud said:
Would you please step toward
the front a little WayG
The girl complied with the re-
quest and five young men, only
one OF whom knew her. followed
her up front" In a disintcrestsd
way.
Jlmmle-say. paw. what IA execu-
tive ABILITY
PAw-Getting somebody 70 do
the work while you do the bossing
-Elrookiyn Eagie.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

A little washington girl had for
a long time wanted a Boston bull
terrier one day. during her con-
valeaceuce from an attack of pueu-
uronia. the younEstar preached tho
sub fert 40 her mother. Begging that
she induce me father 70 procure
snch "a dog.
Her mothers response was 20 the
effect that az Daddy did not like
dogs tia chances were that he would
be unwilling 20 buy one. Then per-
csisfna the expression Of dieap.
p0fnfment that came % the face Of
the little Invalid. the mothers heart
nanifed and ahe said.
Walt tiii You get well, dear. then
we will see
~Oh no. answered the child THE
aleker ! am. the more likely be viii
be 20 buy ~ for me"
TIE Hisbwayman Hold up your
hands
Nj smithH0n You can't scare mes
Ina used 20 this hoidup game I've
Just paid my coal bill Washington
Evening Chronicle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

when birds
Of a feather
flock teruethcr,
then an feathers
ny"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

hlaal Aiast
Wine IL a m0cker.-
In oftheafd advice;
but what mocka mo mostly
Is lack Of the price.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

ttsss . - . ss . = q = . = 4
ts33f37o wILLEp ORPHANS. BUT THE LAWYERS
GOT ff9s1f226 LEAVING ei.+4 FOR TIA ORPHANS.
ASHLAND. o. Jan za--seyru years Mira Mary
Frances Frcer died. worth fi2sn9o.
Her viii specific egaeics various relatives.
churches and charities
The balance establish the Ashland County
phanage for which Mrs Feer had already given magnn
farm a
the leKaelea paid ttsais7o
left for the building of the childrcna
The aud judges MED their BILLS.
10 ft43f22s. leaving fiff for the orphans
Now the county prosecutor ia sweanE cut warrants for
lawyers and 1udgewhch further legal proceedings
the sia Aud the farm Mebbe tho
phans wsli be saved from the wreck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

hlaal AlaGI
Wine Ia "A mocker.-
In 0fthaArd advice.
But what moeka mo mostly
Ii lack of the price.
All work aud no play dlacour.
ages the budding dramatiat.
A glass Of beer makes many q
fellow froth at the mouth.
Few mon are really as big aa
their own opinions OF themselves.
Tho only secret a woman con.
Hiders worth keeping Ia her own
age.
Tho pinnacle OF fame la no place
Tor the man who Ikea lots Of com
pany
Whatever else you may say oi
the ban poster. be sticks up for bis
employer.
Competition Ia the life % trade.
quoted the Wise Guy. Also tbs
death Of e." added the Simple
Mug.
Even the fellow who lives % BE-
At the top u tho heap doesn't pre-
fer an upper berth in a aloepinl
car.
Doctnr--"Yuu should Away
take a little fruit In tbs morning
Guxrler-'I do. am oidfash
Toned enough % insist upon
cherry In my cocktail"
The bachelor" Marriage 10
game ~ chance"
The Married Man--~Aud yol
have conscientious seruplea agains
EamblingT"
The Baehelor--''Not exactly. bu
II have against drawing a boob
prize"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Few mon are really as big as
their own opinions OF themselves
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Tho only secret a woman con.
hiders worth keeping Ia her own
age.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Tho pinnacle OF fame Is no place
Tor the man who Ikea lots Of com
pany.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Whatever else you may say Of
the ban poster be sticks up for bis
employer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Competition ls the life % trade. .
quoted the Wise Guy. Also the
death Of Il" added the Simple
Mug.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Even the fellow who lives % be
At the top of tho heap doesn't pre-.
fer an upper berth in a Aloeping
car
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-29

Doct0r--"You should always
take a little fruit In tbs morning "
GuxHler-'I do am oid.fash.
Toned enough % insist upon a
cherry In mT cocktail"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1909-03-18
1.-The Parish Priest"

"Ihe Parish Priest" delighted an au
dlence that comfortably filled the Opera
House Tuesday night That Langdon
playgoes respond approximately to the
effort of home dramatic talent was shown
by the we'll filled seats OF the opera house
when the curtain Went up on the first
act with piano selection, such as Come
Back to Erin. and The Wearing of the
Green, as curtain raisers, played by Mrs.
H. L. Doryal. Those taking part did
we'll, far surprising the expectations of
all especially when the fact is taken in
to consideration that The Parish Priest
Is not play thai anatuer+ aspire to put
on. The net proceeds amounted to $3.50
and 60 to s.. Alphonsus church. The
caste of the play lis given below:
''Ihcre was nc nerr--ity tor II hell until the
SrrlenJ ainhlioh stole .!.to ;hc he rts OF men.
!nr Parish Priest.
CAST OF CHARACTER:
Rev. Jno Walton, pastor Of st. Marys
Church. r....-,.... ........ p;rnell o Bren
D.. Thos, Cassidy, who has followed his
profession for forty Years. Grover Waite
DR.. Edward Weleh the successor to DR..
Cassidy, .................. "A. A. Barker
james Welch. The brother of Dr.. Edward
"elch, .-....... ............A. R. Marshall
Frank Dopshcr, the attorney for Shea
&Co .......... ............,. W. A. Farrell
Michael Sullivan, Dr. Cas-idy'- man of
affairs. s....,........ ......... Percy Doakc
Agnes Cassidy, the daughter OF DR.. Cas-
s'dd....... .........., Miss Nyrle Hemer