davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
9em ipoafrifanffe Gor.
bunoSitat.

Den a%ommisfion, iom ct neoiot
for at nrbeioe benimoo en- Samling
al S~poafritas 8oIcrier' til en- Sor.
~bunbsitat unber britiif Slaa, beitem.
te nplig, at 9oernes gamle Sribeos.
bag ituIoe saa / arp til oenne npe
Stat. Set fer imliolertio no ill., at
9ritterne ogiaa | andre Senieenoer
filler fig pberit intsoefommenoc
operfor 9oerne. vt oisie bar fine
acknowledgement peo at bli inbgiftet
! en- iaa fin Samilie er 10 ogiaa me-
oct naturlig. On Correspondent til
"1imes" ifriper: @fternt ies III
bar opbolbt mig nogIe Gage | Hre-
toria, bpor ieg bar pGret meget ian'
men nleo Solf at begge Rationalite'
ter og oae Somiunoslag, fsler ie9
mig ~operbepiit ON, at bet bill bli me-
get ponifelig at faa aiitemningen |
Sransoaal til at faloe no til Soroel
for SammehIlitningen, meominore
benne gp blir eiort til Sppeoitab.
9e tiger: "Meb bort itore Serrito'
riiint % bore mtange Wuligbeoer bar
hi intet at pinbe REQ en- Sommenilut'
Ming. Bore Higoomme mao pi o1
oeIe meo andre nsolioenoe 8olonier,
Gen eneite tRnfclise 8oroel for
Sronsuaol pilbe pPre at faa Sooeo'
Itaoen, % berfor bill ri life babe no
gen Sammenilutning, meominore b
iaor ben" 90 De eomle goere, lon
iloa Tia neo / 9anoet for 40 War II
BEN, ba gretoria bare beitoo at fret
ten Suie. flyer: IS aarepis bar M
forSfieuia SIags fremmeo Sitotin'
Belle arebet inS og %ioritprret os. y
snIfer Sreo, oa III isIer, at ben pt
hi life 100, bpis ri iaien 'fal bltp'
resieret ira 8opitaoen. Moa ri bao'
Senne Communicating, 'fal talfolS
Reaicringen peooarenoe babe II
S9be | Eretoria."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05

bppr ban CT. Wee Mrbeioet I auIbet
gaar bet iepnt os rormaIt fremoper.
NenigbeSerne bar poret b~etpoeIig,
o. be firfcIige SorboIoe ipnes at be-
cres tiItrobs for Stnorinaer.
Zen 14oe Sanuar bar ifrepet
ct grep fra gamroie, Can. bpori bet
tIon6t anSct beoer. at Rsnning por
bicnme % bar noacnlitnoe bra, men
al iii Toftoren en- Sang | lleen og
piibe bcbspe at aisre bet en- a a 8
ltaer til. griret bapSe ba pGret gam
lie foIot, men on be life bar riogen
gtormc, iaa er bet fife iaa BERT al.
IiaepeI.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
Ionograiem JON Viome.N

en- eienoommelig Hetsforbanoling
ianbt for nogle Gage iioen Steb /
Yaris. Sru s., Snoebaperifen al en-
Sonografforretning, bapoe inogioet
alaae mob en- 2eperanosr for Sor.
nermelier og Outstanding % bapoe
iom 9ione mebbraet en- Sonograf.
timber Sorbsret forflareoe bum, at
at bun Sen angieloenoe Dag netop
bapoe Iagt en- mn Cylinder IND | 80.
nograicn for at fremiise inS | ben ct
bumoriitiIf Iptaars0igt, iom bun
baabebe at faa goo IfiGtting pda til
Rptaar. Webens bun bar beifi9fti'
get meb gppuratet, blep en- al benoes
2coeranosrer, Sr. g., melot. g.,
iom er en- meget beiternt og energiif
@ano, prGientereoe Srren nogle
8ororinger, og ga bisie life blep ino'
IsIt blep ban uforifammet og britgte
De sropeite S~fiGlosoro. SiIiioit
greb ban ertbog 6ru s.. ON Saanole-
bene og rpItebe benoe brutalt, og Ilap
bcnoe ferit, efter at bum flere @anec
bapoe raabt ON SiGIp.
Spert Orb og bpert Sfrig giengar
Sonograien meo oen itsrite Rsiag'
tiabeo. 9ommerne og De Sagfpn'
bige gienfjenote iaapel SamenS ion
ben poloiommc 2eperanosrs stemme
% 6slgen par, at 6. Boa 8runoloa
al bette eien6ommelige 8iones No.
iaau bfeu oemt til ier WanneoerS
S9ngieI.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
SmSremi~S HonSmsee.

Soutb 2atota SuoremisIions Sores
ring irbbpSes til Isbe | Gpano galler
Rentsbeo ca. 8 geiI ipSoeif fra Canton.
z. Gut. Teoet bespnbcr 6rebas efter'
nibede ben 26be Sebriiar ce fortf9tter
Dc to fslsenbe Gage. Com 6orbanbs
Iir9sepnner foreiaaes:
1. COB. aab. 3. Ia.
2. Sbao I9rer Cubs Orb ON bet pi
taIser "pagmnrbspirtirmbeS"
Sfpos meber be Silreienbe | Carlton
oer, 26Se Ssbriar, 81. 12--2 gftermibs
bag.
.. :. Rnmmeoal.
5uoion. 2. 9at, 2sbe Sau. 1908.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
On 6aranti JON CT 600.

Srbet "Sooiier", naar oct lees paa
en- 8rain Grill, betpber "apalitet"
fprsi Sooiier Drills aItio bar pGret
6efienot for at gisre alt ia mere
emo Der poaitaaes al ielpe 6abrifan'
terne. elsie @rain Drills bruges
ioaa / aae 9anoe, boor Smaaforn
oprfes. SCOOTER Drills fabriferes !
aae SIoas og Stsrrelier for meo
SelS at funne mebe De forifielltge
SorboIoe paa Igeren ! ale Gele al
gerben. aae Sla9s 6ureaabner
fan faces = enfelt eaer oobbelt Siic,
Soc eler Shoe, Drills meo % noen
SilfsieIie ui "greis @beel", Frels
Drills, 9roaocait Seeoers - faftiit
bpiIfeiombelit Slaes Der mantte en'
Ties fan faces at bisie. Sociiers.
Gisie Drills fabriferes al Sbe Imeri'
CON seebins.@adine Co., Sncorpo.
rateb, Rihmonb, Snb., - ct 6irnia,
Ser bar mere emo ct baIpt a~arbinore'
oes eriarins | 5abrifation ai'Saa'
maifiner - ct Sirina, Der til erbper
aisber aipcr en- 9aranti, Der betpoer
uoaet. seno iSos eiter Ell Scciier
aataIca, os bpis on trGnser ipecieIle
aaao ansaaenoe nosen SIass Sad
ming, iaa beo fun berom. @aa ioa
til Sin lofaIe 8ebifabsbanoler os IN
filter poa at faa ie Sooiier = Den
Grill. Der alSrie i%fuiicr, Den Drill,
Der aisr aft % mere emo Der paa'
itaaes ON Den.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
Ten SurcnrSs Strife.
(Gitcr "srtstruntrtn.")

-guIt. q. 81. atIe bar ortoQct
ao[o fra @oncoroiu % onreftercoc
R~enigbeocr / RPrbeoen al Wtoor'
heab, Rirn., fom QoIt gor0ahl&
@ftermon6 % bar aIereoe begpnot
grbetbe I tit rpe SoIS.
- GsIgenoc Stitoerter res Rre'
fteTtoIeu bar gienHem @ti5itonSbeitp'
relien fuoct GaIo til at otrfe pua for
Fieliae Steoer noe poa Ntisiions'
marfeu- q. r. SpronI. 8. 9renue,
9. @. Wa'cn, =. Strcm u. 2. 8u.
6. SnbeSal. Geo. 9homp'or. 9,
TueIeIfieI, 9. 6. grenro, U. g.
Roe. gme hor outoqet % nil 'eae
ON Ordination pau npite Gor&msos.
- GIepa % &Ieoinut 8alep Me.
niabeoer, Srempealeau 60, Wis,
QaItor 8. 81. Grifiens &aIo. hap6e
TpnesmeOe peo aomitoer % enebeS
ON at gioc Roitor Grifieu CT Mars
sSerie iao ban fuuoe bare hos i'm
iuge Some, iom opbolhcr fla / Colo
raoo ipinter. Set bleu / bcq8e Re-
rtaheoer enitemmig beiIuttet, al bocr
Renilbco ierQer for lin mioIertiOigc
@etieniug I Roit. Grifieus GrooTr.
49, 5irsoag ben 12te Sunuur par
en- bpggelig Guq for Enitor aiIe %
JrtC. WenighcOsioltet / 6tiber uil'
be iqien gIGoe Dem. Wie6e blep Be.
itemt bOs Mrs. Stalmo. bportiI 8re'
itciolfene unfom 81. . @itermio0ag
fra Woorbeab, Minn., boor De nj
Dor. gaitcr Ruoolpb 8eter'on oOer,
rafte paa @}enigbeOerues gcgne 9o.
flor aile en- 4engeqnpe oa talte pat
fert ON ben aiGrIigbeo, Der binder
&roesieifenSe iammen. Suor oeilig
oct er, naar Yreitens arbeioe / Yte
nigbeoeH bGrer ai9rIigbeoens loo
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05

QanmeuSfrumpntng al W Nv
saanoen anoer aImtn: ineeu tom Yaaltarto,
% Ssts9 metissse. ~ men en- 8jenossier'
ming. irm jes fan bepiie nteo 3nituoer al
8iouesbpro fra tafnsmme!ise 5olf. iont er
belbreoet, fra a1e Barter at 2anoet. Seq
er iaa iitfer pau, buao bette gRiooel oil
aigre, at ieg bar e littet mig til at no'
belle nuete Suaoreoe sGiter frit til 9aierne
Of bette Slao, for at osiaa be fan bragg
Soroel beraf. ,
Sea gerrte til, at ies life forlanssr no.
gen Detailing, men blot ppfororer DEM til
at Ienoe mig Ssrss Iaon o. aoresie pg en-
Gnmoening ON Ell fri grgpeelfe. 9tuar
0e osreiter bebpu.r mere, iaa &C griien
Dterit rintslis. Sea baaber at enbper, fpnn
lioer. ef S%beunatisme itrar bill ifrioe til
mig, sa bet er mig meget uraaipanlieseuoe
at enbper, uoen Seripu til hoor mango
Sure Der er Iaaet fell, bill prSpe nit no,
mrrteoe Miooel. Iau bpr ffripe til: r
scbn VI. Smitb........ ID @Ioria Sloss
Ilpaufee, isis. .
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05

briio piIoe life oIene bepirfe en- ino.
.gribenoe G~ordnorita at SorofIooers
uoieenbe, men osiaa | fit Gslge BABE
en- Ianeiom Conforming at alt orga.
niif 2ip, fom fiIiioit belt nilbe opbsre.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05

Ssreren: "Iette er ben bersmte
SaI n,eS DC "a Gffoer. Siior Som.
mel bIep en- Manb, iom bsrte Dem,
pluoielis paupittig."
Smriiten: "Sporoan CIT bet for
iis9"
fsereren: "Snns Spisermor raabte
paa ham. % oa ban bsrte "a Spiger'
mtsore paa cnsans. bIeu Oct iormesei
for bam-"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
Snnscs Spnuoc.
% "~Susburrrtu.D

y @rCp fra SimIe uf 1ibe See.
hsrer hi. at Wfrs. SimIe bar ou iao'
pas. at 6e boroe ropet at toee benoe
no paa eli @naStur Tor al ie. ON bun
SerpeS runSe itrrfes Iibt mere. &c
har6e ga cprct noe Ell llae, men ban
Tumoe life iiee. om Der bar nogen
Sorheorirg erooa.
guit. &. q. 9iones ifriper / ct
Iriudtbrep, at ban o9ter Of aiilan
set SuIo, Der bIep itiaet til BAN fra
@oinbure. q. Saf. 8iitnof er bans
mnpprcnbe arbeiosmarf beipprIig,
ibet Strpfuingerue melem Wenig.
beoerue err temmelia Iange, % aont.
Observation-Disclosures er minorC
go6c; men ba Observation-Disclosures poo
iugen Woaoe enifsr Of mite lin
Brett, beitemte ban iis for at blipe,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
Zen nurife SpnpSe.
tefitr ~"airfrissnSt." 2

49,
-Sra Spriue @rope, @inn.,
meooeles: Yoitorrrne Heqties oa
@eins anIb blep peo Aptout belt /
TO ierjfiIte greltefaIo.. Spring
8rope Weuigbeo aIene iibgisr Oct
enc aaD, JON err Gait. ReaueS. Get
anSet beitaar oi 8ilminaton o. 9o.
Ieoonia @enigbeoer iomt Sefferion
Sr9otfeploos, og fra bette antog
QoIt. @ein SaIo iom Sognepreit.
@iImt,gton bar / CONNER bpgeet
iiq en- meget paffer Strife, iom for
ferite @ang toges | Brig Srlebag.
Sen er opfcrt al &ontraftsr u.
Sohrion fra Gresco, Soma, % foitcr
flLbt fprbia omtrent $4,000, bpil.
fet I getragtrine al Oct pnfre Ar.
beibe oa llbitpr mao oniees iom me-
get rtueIigt. Soit. @ein, Tom bo-
beoiaeeIig foreftoo Snofisbet at Su.
penturiet ff bette fprboloSpis biligt.
I'll SnbrielierL Tom ubiGtteS til
@adren, hoaber man at bdoe Girfer
inIfolo poa set nprmeite giGIbfri.
Settle gnaecforetaeeube bar baooe
greften os @erisbeoen @runo til
at aInSe fi9 orer. Zen garle Strife,
fon Iiqger | en- ltSfdnt at Wenigbe'
6erL ffoI iremSeIes blipe itaaenoe, og
bill bIioe benpttet peb SegrapeIier
bna BEN aarnIe 9irfeaaarb iamt til
enfeIte @ubsticre'ter.
@abpeton ~tpif.norife 4onierenS
boIot Wtsoe ! Sarge, q. O., Den CITE
% 7oe Sani,ar. RGiten 80 Breiter
al @isiouriipnoben og Den norlfe
@pnobe bon tiIitebe. SorbnnolinsS'
aienitdnoe bar: Sbe emmanuel Wio'
penert, inolebet al Raitor 8. ".
gopS; Repipulism, inoIeoet al SaIt.
6. s. Spri; engelif arbeioe | Noro'
peIten, inoleSct af 0ait. 9. y. 90
eobIen. Weo Seripu til bet fsrtte
emne bIep Set beiIuttet, at oenne
geppaeIie life fiinbe biliges, forot
ben aisr grbeiSe iom life egentlig
bsrer til airfen iom iaaban, oa for.
bi ben furisger at ~frembrinse ootoe'
Iiae @irfniueer peb nahlrliee Wtio'
Ter. ON aftenen Den CITE Sanuar
boIotes engeIf @ubstieneite | ben
tnf.lutberIfe airfe, peb bpiIfcn- Ea't.
acnmoraen prRbifeoe, % Rait. Or
bobI boIot SfriftetaIe. Rrite TsSe
err beItemt til at boIbes | Sarge ben
ste oa 6te Sanuar 1910.
sra Session, Diiun., ifripes |
"8ociiic Serolb": 8or trioelige lille
gp bar en- gefplfning al omtreni
1000, og beuter at iaa Tan Vath
Dir Sine" igiennem Der npIte War.
81 bnr 5 airfer al forifieaige Be
f~ienoelier. 90 Der er mango Stan'
6inaper, iier norIfe; men blot IA
ManSsperioner er inoifreune / Wte'
niabeoen, Sa nogle er bsbe, andre er
uOHptteSe, og mango life oil bere til
noaen Weniabeo. 9oa bar pi ION
pfteit en- pen SoriumIins, liar al
auinoer % @srn. Sire irge bier
f~onHrmereoe ibsit. ct. SobonncS
RenigbeS bleo itiitet al Bait. s. ",
Sborien for 80 aar iioer, % Rerig'
beben fisbte Ell airfe al en- 8uptiit'
meuigbeo for s gar ii0er, men ION
MI er bIeppn repnreret, og iom pj
bor fisbt WsbIemert oa bpgaet go
friIti oq Saarn til. ion ri MI bar en-
pen airfe. Dor Brett s. 6. Snge.
briatiou, Tom fom Der ben lite Suit
% iom oaiaa beticner Rohe'ter, ~
mes of bore meget iorig | tit &olh
oa bar BEN npTtitsrite SsnNoasifoIt
I gpen meS 70 Born. @or Spinoe
forrntug bar aiort meaet for 10,
atrfe, % ibeit fisbte Sen ct bent @tI
lebe til MtcrtuoIer. iom foitebJ
S125. MISREPRESENTATION biTIpe'
aurfe meget. gor Wtcniebeo Ter Ell
Ipiere fremttb imsbe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
Srifirfcn.
(GIisr "dontbias,t."

- Gaitor 8. e. Snobeim er falot
al lutheran gonro Of Some MfiS'
lions til RisiionspreIt / e~uensbir9,
8oib.
- GuTtor 8. 8. Seiurn Soriiu
bar toget moo 8alo ira
Wenigbeo, Safe Gillian
% fol tiltrGoc / Mars.
GoIt. &. ~. Soaeiien, groof.
Inn, q. y. bar tuget moo oct til BON,
ro'teSte 8oIo fra Wobelin, Sincoln
og Hicc 9afe Wenigbeber peb Wa'
bella, Winn.
- @a't. 9trehus bar upIiG organi'
irrct 0or Treliers Nenigbeb /
@uro' % @iuinms 60, Y. 3ofota.
Reutoheoer Dor ir6ieubt anisguing
til Sc ToreueSe Stntcrs Sauofontor
/ 8iuiStou pm at fno 40 NcreS 2aub,
iom IiQqer meQet ccrtraIt % potfert
til, for Strife % @~rouaaorb.
SomtalcmsNc oiboIotc& / Gre,
fol6iobcoS WcnigbeS 29be til Site
Geccmber. Sucitorm brs0 los ollie
rcbc poa RsoctS ierite 0ug, oa D:
iom life nroa biem peN WibonaStib.
maattc fiuoe iie / Of operuotte
SfoIcbuict. Is6et iortiutte BOG ollie
ire GnQc, % GmiSiprcrne ariitInt
90 anNcricu iomt Stebet& Bret
Qoitor gtrebus, Ioaoe S%iIbsrernC
@uSs SroS SanSheo oIporIt9 oc
iubtrTnqenoe pna Sierte.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
0ratis Sur for
Srofpatlrntcr

sea bar en- nh. iiutpeI Siemn,sinr, iom Gr'
bier fan BRUCE uoen Operation. Suferier, 6are
iIoer e,eio,tuina for ZEN felo. Sec tsger life
of irIae Dem ct Sroiboauo, men tilbober Tern
en- 9ur. fem beibreoer Tor ~beitdnote oa eueer
for iteofe al Barren 9rofhtHo. 9roilioelte 90
,yare for inoeflemt 6rof.
Seno iuaeu Sen1e. gugib grofidoeRS Steo
pda Siaureu. beioar SpsrgsuradIere pr. greo
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
SrSG ill
= 3 mnae atife
@8SenSs.

Gtaar 9e er ptds
get ineo 8benma'
tisme ener Sist,
ida Iiriu til mig
os ies bill uben Be-
berlas ienoe Sem
en- Safe, iom bar
fureret fsrit mig %
ienere Suiinoer art'
bre, berlblanot Ber'
iouer, Tom bar uper
70 % 10 Gar samIe
-osida nusle. iom
bar Iibt | puer 80
pa 40 War. Tette er
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05

eeus ~ra.ras.ssse til sIasi 0s seuasr
! bet samle 2aue.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-02-05
Sruat, oa bpor ialiet at titles meo
Nnobet ON epiat @ieninn.

Sruet, og bpor ialiat at titles meo
Saobet ON epiet @jenipn.
goitor 81. 6. Sinoerlie bar cp-
iogt gctieniueen of Riser Wenigbeo
Il 5racp, Oiinn. San bolot lin w.
Ifeospreoifen paa Rptaarsoaa. San
bar betient Wenisbeoen | 13 aar, og
err tro6s fine 20 glar enonu Ell frai'
fig oa soot iibieenbc Wano. Wen 3
eIlcr 6 Meniebeoer er for meget. Sail
er Ell iro SiGIeisrger, iaa Ntenigbe,
Den bar list ct fsIeliet lab. Ere al
bans Conner or orbinereoe Rreiter |
ben Sorenebe Strife.
Ioitor grepifs gegrapelie fore.
ait | Winneapolis fra getblebems'
tirfen, iom afosbe meo Samilie til
berte. Caller blep bolot al Sormano
9ubl iamt Eaitorerne Siteoal OF
Sbpeot. Weolemmer al Dor Snore'
missions geitpreIie, Der netop traf
til at bare Msbe | Wpls., gioroa
Siene'te iom 9igbprere. Siget bleo
ior6fGitet / ct. Boitl, Winn., bpor
afbsoeS gror, Bnit. Sobdnien, er
Brett. Bolt. 9repif efterlaoer iig
SuTtrrl, Mor, en- Ssiter og fire imao
gern. Goit. grepif Dor fsbt | Siotts
Freftcei9Io, SeleeIano, Rorge, ben
25oe aprif 1867. San fom til ame'
rita | 1891, og efter enoel gar GIT
ban inc pna au9sbnrg Sefninar.
boorird ban erabuerte | 1904 og
bIeo orSineret Of 1ait. @uitdp Sfte-
BAL. Otter omtrent ct gurs Iirfe
Srifirfeu off ban ! ben Soreneoe
airfc, orbcioet Ell Sio | Cos anse'
lee, Gal, og iisen | 3nor, ". Q.
- Ssnoog ben 3bie Saniiar 81.
3 gftermioog bopbe 8arnebiemmet
/ 9eIoit, Soma, Den sgre og 5ornsi.
eIie, at "St. Slai gnno" afIagoe Oct
ct fiGrt og minbepGroist geisg.
| Noale al os @orne bar fsr bort oisIe
piotbersmte Wuiifantere unoer &C.
belle Of Grof. Gbriitianion, men for
gsrnenes beofommenbe bar bet 10
fsrite Sang. % Hrof. Shmiot ef'
fer @iiosiieneIten | Iueiitana Col.
Iege Canton, oplpIte, Of "St. Slaf
gano" pun Gitermibbasen aatebe at
beieae gnrnebiemmet, blep Der en-
uiigelia @I9oe hos De al gsrnene,
iom bar Der, og fomue biem INIT
ret Seu paa oe mango, iom bor bicm'
me. Ceres Inii9ter lnite al 8lpN.
% Scrpentning. Selp Rotiircn s9ei
SsitioeIiqbeocn; SoIen, meo iint
purme 90 bIiSe Straulcr; oa Suiter
bar 'ao miIo, of Mliiifonterre, ON
ringet @er~nefIoffen, Rerionalrt oc
Ell Rpnabe 0enner fra Canton
boIht til | bet Srie. @i bopbc rigti1
Ell S~eItihno. Otter at bope Ipttet til
bcnne, iua oplsitenoe Wuiif, talt,
groi. Shmibt ON, of geIsaet I'll
@arnebiemmct piIoe lpnee erinbrcS
ierit, noa @rllnb of at De Den 3oi,
Somtar funoe boIoe en- "oper ui'
Concert, cQ SerrGit forbi Sc iii be
ieae 9arnehiemmet, Tom De hapot
hert oo IGit 'no meaet ON. @c'tpre,
@rrber'cn toffeSe for 9eieuet oc
inbbsS poo Ell aop 2uiie. @i hi
berreh bringe "St. Slof @oub" 20,
inberIioite oa SnbtisIte Sof for @cis
Get. "Gon naoin".-9b. @itnoerion
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11
A sion off the Times.

When Juige w. l.. Walls on wy
oming wa; younger not so wise
he wrl1e a poem. 1t was humor-
Gus poem touching upon political con
ditions In the city hall at Buffalo,
n. ", where he then lived
With his back against the locked
door, he read the poem to a coterie
OF friends. They all laughed heartily,
but none so heartily aus the author
himself.
Encouraged ny their apparent ap-
probation of Hia wit. he took the poem
to the city edition Of a local paper.
The editor also laughed with hearth
ness which was fiattering, bat he
handed the manusGripa back
'fWhy-isn't it good27 demanded the
poet i'm surprise.
"F'ine,"
Are. you going to- print it9'
I'D like to- sand the editor. lower
ing his voice TO a whisper, beat. you
see. Walls; I've got wife and chill
dren "-BippineoufSs
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11
rhsspirituaI Line.

A good story is told of a very Sc
date rector of divinity. When retUFn-
ing by train from a church congress,
a fellow passenger undertook to- draw
him into conversation and so far sue
ceeded that the reverend gentleman
asked him to what profession he hap
pened. TO belong
"Oh," said the laymany cheerfully,
nI'm in the cotton line
"Oh, indeed" replied the clergy
man, urbanely; "tiisre is good deal
of business going on in that branch
Just now, | understand.
First Glass; said the layman,. with
a cunning smile And nsay I ask
what is your line?"
81" said the clergyman, patroniz-
irgly, with the nearest approach TO a
jeshe he was ever Known ter perpe-
trate. I'm in the spiritual line"
''Blest if l didn't think So ex-
claimed his companion, knowingly;
and putting one hand on the doctors
knee, he leaned forward eagerly and
added, with an Understandable wink,
fbat I say. what a price you have got
gin up to?"-London Tit-Bits-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11
DOES lrq IS lrg


It always has been a puzzle to me
What sailors SOW when they plow the
sea
Does coffee go with the ron of a
drum?
And why is a speaking likeness dumb?
What was It made the window
blind?
Whose picture is put in frame of
mind?
When a storm is brewing, what does
it brew?
Does the foot of a mountain wear a
shoe?
Can drink be got from tap on the
door2
Does the edge of the water cut the
shore?
How long does it take to hatch a
plot?
Has school OF herring a tutor or
not?
Have you ever perused voisme OF
smoke?
Can butter be made frpm the cream
of joke?
Who is it fixes the teeth of a gale?
To a king who reigns why shout, 90
hail!T?
With a powder puff is ones mind made
up?
Does saucer go with misery's cup?
Can you fasten a door with lock Of
haiF2
Did a biting wind ever bite you. and
where?
who'is it that paints the signs of the
times?
Does the moon change her quarters
for nie.eels and dimesg
What tune dc you play on the feel
ings. pray?
And who is it mends the break of
day?
And say--I'll admit IBIS is quite alb
surd-
When YOU dpoD remark, do you
break voar wOrd2
Can a rope be made out of ocean
strands
Have the silent midnight watches
hands?
Can you cut; q log with wise old
saw
Does the cup, that cheers cry, ~HfPE
Hurraht"?
Can money bee tight when change Is
loose?
Now what ye. wiseseres, what is the
use
OF going through college and taking
degrees
When we e. posed by such plain little
problems as these?
Boston Transcript,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11

A fond mo; her of young miss who
graduated this year from high school
tells of conversation between the
daughter ard chum few days ago
Dress and other beloved topics OF
the sex had been discussed. The
daughter isF an frapetuous child of less
years and experience than her school
associates. The chum is of the state
", dignified order. who chooses heI
words and" phrases as carefully as the
most fastiaSoas Bostonian.
Graduation was being talked Of
when the cham suddenly broke from
the talk IF dresses some of their com
panionss were to wear and asked;
By tire way. Marie, are you go
ing to, save . very long graduation
thesisgs~
PLENTY long enough" came the an
swer. II have TO get used to It, Its
so long, trip in it every time try il
or. -Pniiaeiphis Times.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11

Il flashed upon him, even at that mo-
ment. that it was a strange reversal
of things which should bring him to
scold count for his desertioI and to
thank an opera-singer for rescuing
his daughter.
My dear. dear child" he ex-
claimed, bending down to kiss her;
Eve have only just heard OF the fire
we have been terribly anxious about
you You are not hurt?"
Not Bit" said Francesca. "CarIo
made me stay quite still, and then
helped me out through the orchestra
and by the stage door"
Carlo" exclaimed Captain Britton
in amazement. And glancing round
he saw that the toreador was shaking
hands with Mr.. Britton, and answering
as best he might the torrent of ques
lions which assaulted him on all sides
1t is Signor Donati, the new bari
tone Of = HON all the world speaks
said one of the little crowd. "Vial !
tell you | should know him anywhere
ne ouOpS dAE Auii vi lis puObC
graphs
And he has saved the pretty sig
norma from the fre?" exclaimed an
other
Captain Britton, forgetting for once
in his genuine glow OF emotion thai
many eyes were watching him, drew
near to the hero of the evening.
Carlo. my dear boy!" he exclaimed
seizing his hand in hearty grip, =
can never thank yon enough
never"
Something in his throa, choked him
and Mr. Britton having suggested that
rumors might possibly have reached
the Pilgrim. and that Glare and Kate
might be anxious, he quickly ayailet
himself of the chance Of escaping
from so trying scene, and with
parting shake of the hand, and {
Tomorrow" spoken soto yoce
which conveyed mucl. to Carlo, he
drew his daughters arm within his
and led her away from the hotel.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11
ponlin a Dudea

Which recalls the story of the man
who, rni.aook Mike Donlin for dude.
You kaow the Giants bunch is conn
posed @, mighty well-dressed individu-
ais. Natty scar ely describes their
manner of attire. Christy Mathewscn
wore green suit. also a green straw
har His shoes were light tan, sies
green silk ties. There was a dash OF
green in his nose. Well. Donlin went
about as tar when ne started ostt on
his color scheme Also he wore a
pair OF silk gloves and carried ais lit
tie cane.
Who would bave Thought him the
husky young gent who PLAYED RICH;
field for Mctsraw's OUTFIT
Well. after the game Mike and hie
cane started down the street. Mike
was leaning against the aforesaid
cane
ooh. pipe the color scheme" re
marked some rude person catching
sight Of Mike. Also the rude person
kicks Mikes cane. which almost Upset
the daring athlete
one swing: that was all. When the
ruds person picked himself up scros'
the street he looked at Mike WIS
would have thought it2' be queried.
No. it's pretty difficult to Identify
han player minus bis suit
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-11
Rrfiee,ions of = Bachelor.

What makes a girls hair so nice
and curly is her imagination.
The Irritating thing about a good
reputation is all the fun you miss
keeping IL.
What a woman means by having a
fine figure is being able to dress it as
il 1t were.
A woman can be as sure of her relIg-
ion as of what fine character the
baby is going to have.
The average man is always sure he
could have done splendid business
stroke if he had happened to think OF
it..-New York Press.