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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18
INHERITED KIDNEY TROUBLE.
Gould Feel 1t Constantly Calming
Ground az Time Passed.
Mrs. Frank Roseboom, 512 w. Wash.
lngton ST., Moscow, Idaho, says: "Kid.

.ney trouble was he
reditary, and my
parents spent hun
dreds of dollars try.
ing to cure me. I
was nervous, my
eyesight had failed
n%oticeably, my cir
culation was bad,
s1een ftfu1 heart
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18
Fatal Catastrophe.

Young Wife (mournfully)I am
afraid, doctor, ny poor husband with
this wretched cold will cough up his
life.
Young Doctor (startled)-Oh, I trust
not, my dear madam; at least not until
he coughs up my bill.-Baltimore
American.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18
SUMMARY
Of A
WEEKS EVENTS
Latest News of Interest
Boiled Down for the
Busy Man.

WASHINGTON T

WASHINGTON NOTES.
The Democrats in the congress have
determined to fight any attempt to
place a duty on coffee.
"A bust of former Yice-President
Fairbanks has been placed in the sen
ate chamber. It was given a place in
the reserve gallery on the Democratic
side alongside of the bust Of the late
Vice-President Hobart.
Representative Henry of re. rs has
asked permission of Speaker Cannon
to introduce the first measure in the
Sixty-frst congress, a joint resolution
proposing to amend the constitution of
the United States so as to change
the date of Inauguration from March
4 to April 30.
Just what policy Speaker Cannon
will pursue in selecting committees
*or the next congress is causing con-
siderable speculation among the in
surgent Republicans and the Demo
Gratis.
In a statement issued by the treas
ury department it is shown that the
assassination of President Mckinley
cost the government s42,517, in sur
geons' bills and other expenses.
President Taft has been drawn into
the fight being waged by the insur-
gents against the rules of the house.
He held conferences with both sides
but declined to announce how he
stands.
The new tariff bill, part Of which
has been sent to the printer, is under
stood to cut the duty on lumber one
half and place hides on the free list.
1t is expected to provide $35O,O00,0O
additional revenue, despite these
changes.
According to a report in Washington
the senate may investigate charges
that Senator Stephenson of Wisconsin
bought his election. .
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

You will respond very quickly to the
Garfield Tea treatment, for this Natural
laxative c~orrects constipation, purifes the
blood, and benefits the entire system.
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& By the time a. girl gets old enough
to believe that men don't mean the
nice things they say, she is so old
they don't say them any more.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

Browns Bronchial Troches' relieve
Bronchitis Asthma, Catarrh and Throat
Diseases. Is cents a box. Samples sent free
by John !. Brown & Son. Boston. Mass.
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Those Tired, Aching Feet of Yours
need Aliens Foot-Ease. Csc at your DruRVist's.
Write AS Olmsted, LIE Roy N. r, Tor sample.
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TWIN CITY
Minneapolis, March 10

Wheat-No. 1 northern. sill; No.
2 northern. $1.15; May S1.15. Durum
No. /. S1.O2. Oats-No. 3 white, SEC
Barley, No. 4. 60. Rive No. 2. rae
Corn-No. 8. &c. Flax-No. l.. 1.63
Duluth, Mar. 13.-No. 1 Norm ST. 6
May $1.15.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

A dimple in a woman's chin make
a dent in a mans heart.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

What is defeat? Nothing but edu-
cation, nothing but the first step to
something better.-Wendell Phillips.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

One way to avoid the disappoint-
nents of love is to avoid love.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO OUININE, Look TO
the signature Of Il. w. GROVE Used the Wor,
over to Cure o Cold in Ono Day. 2Jc.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

It's the easiest thing in the world to
point out the proper course for others
to pursue.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

It's not difficult to Judge some men
by their clothes-policemen and letter
carriers, for example.
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South St. Paul, Mar. 13.
Cattle-Steers. $4.5O and SIS. 90
COWS $3.50 and $500. Hogs S 80
and $3.50. Muttons, $3.50: lambs
Sc. 90.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

Put off thy cares with thy clothes;
80 shall thy rest strengthen thy labor;
and SO shall thy labor sweeten thy
trest.-Quarles.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same roof
with Hamlins Wizard Oil, the best of all
remedies for the relief of all pain.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18

whsre's that Canada sap9 Hurry!
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-03-18
lmportant to Mother,

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
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TEXAS STATE LAND
Millions of acres Of school land to be sold by tho
State, S1.O0 to $500 per acre; only one-fortiethc cash
and 4Oyears time on balance; three per cent inter.
Ct; only Sly Sash fo oI1,lo acres at SSg0 per acre
50 cents for Book ct 1nstructionsand New State Law.
Austin, Tex. Reference. Austin National Bank.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Early Trottina Races.

The earliest trotting or pacing race
of which any record has been found
was started from a New York road
house called the De Lancey Arms.
This wayside tavern stood in the Bow
cry lane, near what is now the corner
of Fourth avenue and Eighteenth
street 1t seems to have been an all
around sporting resort in colonial days,
for in 1853 it was the scene of bull
batting, and in the previous year it was
the meeting place for four horses that
raced up the road about half mile 10
Watts gate, near the present corner of
Fourth avenue and Twenty ninth
street The Jamaica turnpike was the
first famous speeding ground in the
vicinity of New York. Until the New
York Trotting clubs track came into
existence, in 1926, it was the accepted
course for the decision of match races,
and as early as 1918 it was the scene
of the first match against time of
which there is any record.-Exchange
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Dreams.

"A remarkable and lucky thing hap
pened to me once when was dead
broke" impaired the aspiring poet.
"It was near to the Christmas holi.
days, and ], needing money badly, sent
a poem to a certain magazine. On the
third night after | dreamed that my
poem had been accepted for $50. OF
course when woke up l was much
disappointed. But the very next day,
10, there came the fifty dollar check
for versesp'
.Ah, you were in luck"
'sWait. Two days subsequent back
came my poem, accompanied by an ex-
planatory epistle from the editor. In
this he said that owing to dream his
treasurer had dreamed the third night
previous (same night as mine) the
treasurer, under the impression that
his dream was reality, forwarded my
check on his own hook"
Remarkable indeed! Did you return
the check?"
'Oh. no! l sent back the poem, to-
gether with a note stating that under
no circumstances could dream of re-
turning the fifty."-Lippincott's.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
History.

History is a running account Of how
King Somebody y-or-other either did or
did not get to a certain place, which
nobody ever heard Of, before King
Somebody got there, from which
we are usually supposed to conclude
that it would have made quite diff
ference whether he did or not
Like nearly everything else, history
has two sides. The history of the gar
den of Eden depends upon whether 1t
is related by man or woman.
The history of the American Revolu-
tion reads quite different in English
books from the way it reads in our
own books.
History is bore, not only because
you are unacquainted with the people
who figure in it, but because it re-
peats itself.-Life.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
REV. G. S. WENDELL In NEW ROLE
Chosen District Superintendent of New
Jersey ChiIdren's Home Society.

At the fifteenth annual meeting of
the New Jersey Children's Home So
ciety held at Trenton on Thursday
last, Rev. George S. Wendell, who is
well known throughout South Jersey
as Secretary of the West Jersey Bap-
tist Association, and former pastor of
the First Baptist Church of Alloway
and Woodbury., and who is at present
connected with the Emmanuel Bap-
tist Church, of Chester, Pa, was elect
ed a district superintendent, to take
charge of the Southern New Jersey
District, having resigned his charge
at Chester. The term of Office to
which Mr.. Wendell has been elected
begins July first, but he is undecided
whether or not to accept. He has been
troubled with malaria for some time
and his physician has recommended
a change of climate. It may be that
he will accept a charge among the
mountains.
G. v. Williams, who is we'll known
hereabouts and is very popular with
our people, was elected Superinten-
dent of the Society.
The records show that the Society
has received 81 children during the
year, and made 200 placements in
families. In addition to this, through
the Aid Department, 151 cases, con-
cerning children, have been looked
after. Of the 1906 children who have
been recorded as wards of the So
ciety, 815 are still in family homes.
In addition to these, 56 are unsettled,
some are in the Receiving Home,
some are receiving special treatment
i'll hospitals and other institutions
and others are being cared for tenn
porarily by private families outside
the home.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Don't Abbreviate States.

'.Your letter to Napoleon village went
wrong, eh?'' said the postmaster
"Well, it's your own fault. You should
have written out the name Of the state
in full"
"Ah, what for?" snarled the COM
plainant. 81 put Tenn on the envel-
ope. That couldn't be confused with
any other state name"
"How about Penn. n" said the post
master. "Aren't Penn and Tenn
a lot alike? Of course they are, and If
people want their letters to go straight
and prompt they ought always to
write states out in full, for CAL and
Col get confused continually; SO do
New and 'Neb.,' N. Y and N. j.
Miss and Mass and 'Minn.,' Pa
and Va Me- and Mo- Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Worlds Largest Barometer.

The biggest barometer in the world
is in the city of Faenza, Italy. 1t is a
monument to Torricelli, inventor of
the barometer, who was born in that
city 300 years ago. The scale of this
barometer is on a basis of feet where
the ordinary barometer is measured in
inches. The liquid column is thirty
seven feet high at normal. It-was in
tended to use thirty-two foot column
of water, but this was abandoned be-
cause water evaporated too quickly.
Then glycerin was tried, but with this
liquid the normal height was only
twenty-seven feet, which was not
enough. Olive oil was chosen finally.
The tube rests against monumental
pillar of stone. Olive oil is the lightest
liquid yet used for barometer. When
lighter one is made available taller
barometer may be constructed. Pas
cal made harometers of water and
wine mixed. Zophar Mills of New
York made glycerin barometer, and
Jaubert set up one of water in the fa-
nous Tour st. Jacques, the weather
bureau center of Paris.-Detroit Free
Press.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Sea EIeas.

The deep sea naturalist when pre-
pairing the skeletons of small birds and
fishes for mounting calls the sea fieas
to his aid These active little crus-
taceans swarm on the bottom of the
sea in both tropical and temperate wa.
ters and are possessed of voracious ap.
petites. So the naturalist. after remov-
ing the skin and loose flesh from the
specimen, ties it in coarse net and
lowers it into the sea until it hangs
just clear of the bottom. 1t is immedi-
ately discovered by the sea feas, and
countless myriads of the little crea-
lures come swarming to the work of
denuding the bones. In a short time
the skeleton is clean and ready to be
packed or mounted. Care must be
taken to haul it up at just the right
moment, as if left too long to the sea
deas they will attack and devour the
small bones as soon as they have fin
ished the soft parts. A little watch
fulness on the part of the naturalist
will prevent this, however, and the
tiny scavengers of the deep will save
him lot of unpleasant work.-C Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
1Jump Short Pie.p

In a catalogue Of out Of the way
dishes feast of the Rev. r. FL. Bar
ham may be included The author Of
tIngoldsby Legends" his son relates,
on visiting one of his parishioners was
asked to dine and have some Jump
short pie" He did so and made a
hearty meal ITS very nice-tastes
like lamb. Why the odd name?" he
asked. well, SIR said his host, "it
is lamb. You see, the young lambs in
the mesh try to get over the drains. A
good many Of 'em jump short, tumble
in and get drowned. Then we hooks
'em out and puts 'em into pie. Have
another help, sir?" Barham declined.
London Tatler.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
A LIMIT TO POOLING.

Mr. Taft, with his elusive (or de-
lusive) suavity, is in danger of put
ting himself into hole. 1t is pos
sible for him to win over, with much
ease, certain leaders of the South to
fellowship with his party. This he
has been trying to accomplish for
some time past. Perhaps it would be
more accurate to say that some of
those leaders have already, for sew
eral years even, been won over by
corporation favors to the service of
he great Trusts, without the knowl-
edge of their constituents, to whom
an early reckoning of the unfaithful
representatives is due. Very jocose
is smiling Mr. Taft. But he has not
fooled the common people of the
South, nor has he fooled large num-
ber of people at the North.
In his speech the other day at Pc
tersburg he is reported as saying that
personally he is not in favor of a
81 tariff on lumber for any purpose.
But the meaning is that the South
and his party are getting closer and
closer together, but by different
routes. Then he defends the South
ern congressman who have betrayed
their party by voting for a tariff on
lumber. Mr. Taft's talk is loose and
illogical, but what he aims at is cas-
lily understood. If he had wanted
to enlighten his audience by the recit-
al of facts, he would have informed
them that nearly all the heavily tim
bered land in the South has been
bought up, and is now owned, by
wealthy syndicates, connected with
which are those Southern Congress
men who vote with Mr.. Aldrich in
putting tariff tax on imported lum-
Der.
Mr.. Taft owes his election to
mighty industrial monopolies, among
which was the Lumber Trust There
is a reckoning ahead for him for a
betrayal of his pledge of last Fall that
if elected the weight of his admins
tration would be employed in reliev-
ing American consumers from the
excessive burdens of tariff tax. An
excuse that the present tariff revi-
sion is the result of the joint labors
of Republicans and recalcitrant Dem
ocrats will not save him. A recount
of sheep and goats may follow; but
Mr. Taft will not escape his personal
official responsibility. All the people
cannot be forever fooled.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
How Moody Got out Of il.

Many were the interesting expert
ences belonging to the first Northfeld
conference called by D. L. Moody. One
especially showed Mr. Moody himself
In his varying phases. 1t was the con-
versation hour at noon, and about 100
men were sitting under the tent on
Round Top.
Mr.. Moody, leaning sturdily against
the tent pole, led the meeting. Sudden
ly there came from him the plump
question, Brethren, how many of you
have so grown in grace that you can
bear to have your faults told?"
Many hands went up. Quick as a
flash, but neither sharply nor insult
ingly. Mr.. Moody turned to young
minister and said:
Brother, you have spoken thirteen
times in twelve days here and perhaps
shut out twelve other good men from
speaking"
It was true. The young man had
been presuming and ofIicious. He had
held up his hand, but he could not
bear to be chidden, and now he stoutly
defended himself. only making mat
ters worse. Then another minister
broke forth and berated Mr.. Moody for
his bluntness. The latter blushed, but
listened until the reproof was done.
Then he suggestively covered his face
and spoke through his fingers. "Breth-
ren, | admit the fault my friend
charges me with; but, brethren, did
not hold up my handw
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Her Base Inaratitude..

When Duchenois, the great French
actress, died some one met an old man
who had been her intimate friend and
who was apparently crushed with sor-
row. Kindly meant professions Of
sympathy and consolation failed to
cheer him. "For," said he, sit is not
SO much her loss which troubles me as
her base ingratitude. Can you credit
it? She left me nothing in her will,
and yet dined with her at her own
house three times week regularly for
thirty years!"
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
AN ORDINANCE.

An Ordinance amending an ordinance, entitled
IAN ordinance, appropriating further sum OF
twenty thousand dollars for the purpose of erect
ing school house and the purchase of the
school furniture and other necessary equipment
therefor, and providing. for the borrowing of
the said sum OF twenty thousand dollars for the
purposes aforesaid and securing the repayment
thereof by the issue of bonds in the corporate
name of the City OF Woodbury. passed July
Twenty-eighth, Nineteen hundred and Eight,
and approved July Thirtieth, Nineteen hun
dred and Eight by creating sinking fund for
the redemption of said bonds at maturity.
Be it enacted by the Mayor and Council OF the
City of Woodbury.:
First. That section '.Third" of an ordinance
entitled "An Ordinance, appropriating further
sum of twenty thousand dollars for the purpose
of erecting school house and the purchase of
the school furniture and other necessary equip
ment therefor. and providing for the borrowing
OF the said sum of twenty thousand dollars for
the purposes aforesaid and securing the repay
ment thereof by the issue of bonds in the corpor-
ate name ofthe.city of Woodbury. passed July
2Sth, 1908, and approved July goth 1908, be amend
"THIRD: Be it further enacted that
there shall be raised by tax in each year
such sum of money as may be necessary
to pay the interest on all said bonds out
standing ,and also an additional tax OF
one per centum upon the principal of said
issue of twenty thousand dollars of bonds
to provide a sinking fund for the redemp-
tion of said bonds at maturity. The pro-
ceeds of the sale of said bonds shall be de-
posted with the custodian of school mon
eys Of the school district of the City of
Woodbury., and shall be paid out only on
the warrants or orders of the said Board
Of Education"
Second Be it further enacted that all
ordinances ,and parts of ordinances, incon-
sistent herewith be, and the same here
by are repealed
Third This ordinance shall take effect
when published as required by law.
Passed at an adjourned meeting of City
9eN''N'' - c. W SEWERS,
Attest: President of Council.
Arthur Starr, City Clerk.
Approved June 9th 1909.
Samuel 81. Ladd, Mayor.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
April Snow.

A snow furry in April is still looked
upon as blessing in some parts Of
New England, where plates, cups and
all sorts Of dishes are placed to catch
the fakes. Every drop of the melted
snow is carefully collected and bottled
and labeled "April snow" for use as
an eyewater. 1t was once considered
an infallible cure for granulated eye
lids and sties.-New York Tribune.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17

A prominent citizen of our county,
who employs black help, says, on the
authority of his man of all work, that
the Southern negroes have a secret
organization, through which they aid
each other when in trouble, and, he
said, they will get Owens away in
disguise.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17

In this Owens case Jersey Justice
as administered in this county, will
be warranted in making new record.
We doubt if the annals of crime show
more wanton attack on human life,
than this black brute evinced in this
case The Grand Jury, as we under
stand it, is taking a recess, hence
available on call.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Venaeance.

II wonder at your allowing Xix to
marry your daughter. | thought you
were mortal enemies
That's just the reason. Now he
win have my wife for his mother-in-
law."-Exchange
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Not Hidden.

sThere is one loss that man never
advertises," says the Philosopher Of
Folly, '.that of his reputation. But he
can always be sure that kind friends
will attend to that for him."-Cleve-
land Leader.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Carriage Bargains.

/ desire the public to know that I
have the largest stock of carriages
ever displayed in my ware-rooms,
comprising one hundred vehicles-all
kinds of business wagons-milk and
baker wagons, buggies, family car
riages, spindles and run-abouts. Come
and see them. I will make prices to
suit. AUGUSTUS PREHL.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Seamanship.

II see that new ocean liner can
steam her 26 knots an hour" said
Smithers from his paper.
His wife looked up from her knitting
with bright smile.
Il suppose they steam the knots SO
that the poor sailors can unite them
more easily" she observed TRANQUILITY.
st. Louis Republic.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
She Got a New One.

"Mr. Hornbill-Do you know, dar-
ling, could pick you out of a crowd
Of women just by your stylel Mrs.
Hornbill--I don't wonder, and me
with this same old dress for the last
two years!
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
Not That Kind.

Weary Walker Lady, could yer help
a poor feller little? I've got hack
in cough an headache. Mrs. Kin
dling-Well. I've got little wood out
side you could hack, and it might cure
your headache. Weary Much
obliged, mum; but, yer see, my head
ache amt of the splittin' kind.-Lon-
don Scraps.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17

The Peoples Ferry Company, COM
posed of capitalists of Wilmington,
proposes to have boat running be-
tween that place and Pennsgrove by
July 1. A boat capable of carrying
at least $50 passengers has been pur-
chased, and automobiles will run from
the ferry on the Jersey shore to
Pennsgroye, Carney's point and Sa-
lem.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
The Grouchx View.

Secretary (writing advertisemenN-.
Wanted, an intelligent young man, un-
married Old Grohch-L Leave out the
unmarried" You said intelligent,
didn't you u?-Exchange
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17
The Human Touch.

"But my dear sir, your play does
not even touch the chords Of human
ityY' remarked theatrical lessee, re-
ferring to a comedy that he had
deigned to scan.
ssWhat! No human touch? Great
Scott!" exclaimed the dramatist. "And
the hero is always borrowing money
from his friendsr'
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17

The hogfsh, swimming down the
Gods throat, kills Its host and eats its
way out.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17

Life is little gleam Of time between
two eternities.-C Carlyle.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-06-17

1t would be wise move to have a
roundup of blacks at Swedesboro,
Mullica Hill and Woodbury. and see
how many carry guns or razors.