The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1909-04-30
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ri 9TH II kWlSE.
Sooooooooooooooooo oooeooooo
Discretion IL the better part Of gen
erosity.
one Of The rising ssnsrs''os--'he sle.
vatos bog.
The average "no.couuv' man hes II 10
for dsstiny.
To be happy one must learn 70 cheat
oneself clsverIy.
Every dog hss HE dsy--every servant
girl her evening.
II tshes more than pretty face 70
make . pretty home.
Many sslf.msds men forget 70 make
themselves agreeable.
Mesnness shun and ell its train; good.
ness seek and life 10 gain.
Oh, no, Agnes, the baseball fan 10 not
used TO keep the flies on.
Plenty Of Western sunshine Will
break the corner In wheat.
Money often makes people mad;
most times because Of the lack Of IL.
No man is as good as he might be who
does not try TO be better than he can be.
The only thing in the world quite -
nne - advice is . youth just out Of col
lege.
II Z woman doesn't continue to trust
her husband IT'S because he is trust
buster.
Itiss wonder the kangaroo isn't ex-
tinct, since he's nearly always on his
last legs.
i The way wheat has gone up has msds
every aeronaut In the country green
with envy.
some say IL 10 nicer 70 be . man than
| woman-that being true, Lord pity
the woman.
Wise 10 the man who 10 willing to
climb down on his dignity long enough
to do his duty.
One way TO tell that spring IL here ID
that the BARRIERS have begun 70 shave
with cold water.
II About one.third Of volunteer church
choir can sing, and the other two-thirdi
would like TO sing.
A messenger boy may possess sand bu
d there IL not much danger Of one eve
possessing qnisk-sand.
we nssrly alIiike TO be high.hyers Il
!. this world, but few Of us pause 70 picl
out good place to light.
II When young man starts to gotnl
with girl I'll the family say, II wonde
:. what salary he gets."
y Political campaigns are not opene
:. with csn opensrs--rsther are the
opened with cork-scrsws.
Life insurance is great for the CON
, pany and the beneficlary--but whel
does the assured come int
: Friendships may change In momen
- but human nature cannot b revolt
3. tionised in the course OF day.
Money may make the mare 90, b
A. there was never any mare known 10 u
turf that could 60 like money can.
. Talk about premature grayness, but
- lump Of butter two days old thst spcr
: gray hair Il just about the limit.
y, One good thing about grass widow
\, she isn't alweys throwing mp the VI
49, tues Of her first husband In your face.
|. Bread used 70 be the stan Of life, b
I. now 1t IL climbing the stan evident
,th, under the impression that II Il the III
Z. A minister complains that womel
II. hats inctts men TO profanity. Il is
shts always the hats-rnors often ivs
" bills.
A Pennsylvanis mayor thsother d
resigned to become jsnitor Of the .
hall. He couldn't live on the msys
3: salary.
~. Some psopls would put more IN
collection basket ON Sunday II II co
.ibs. - announced BY msgsphone dur
;. the week.
The ice man has had little csuss
!. =. complaint this winter. He has
doing business side by side with
peth. coal man.
/. II was mean man who said
y: American navy was little too y
nm for navy and littls TOO large 4
boat 0Anb.
a.f: There u talk Of putting roller 81
r.. o. hotel walters. An Omaha hotel
started the ball rolling, OK rather
:. skates. M n ss
~ Every married maa would
grounds for divorce II the ''oI