The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-10-15

rheumatism, ana confirmed 6dslIlc
disease, contracted through drinking
prosperity to France with 346 electors
daily.
"Emmie," he at last gasped, like
one about to faint, 81 feel that my
strength"
Tomorrow" she said, relentlessly,
you will canvass the AZ parishes on
this list"
And on all sides nothing was heard
but EXPLANATIONS of What an am
bilious chap that Verdavin is! Who
ever saw anyone like him?'
"Amedee," she said, next day, 'your
address has not been circulated wide
ly enough. l have had a hundred
thousand extra copies struck off and
distributed"
But, dear, printing comes ruinous-
ly expensive. This morning only
have paid one bill of sixteen thous-'
You must also manage to have
your name mentioned in connection
with generous deeds. l have ordered
six organs for as many churches in as
many close parishes"
six organs! !"
Eyes, and IL fire engines for villages
that are unprotected from the ravages
Of the destroying element, and where
there is large floating vote. Imagine
how gratified the poor people will be-"
But, Emmie, 1 cannot make ducks
parish fire engines-of my fortune"
"And do you count it for nothing.
then, the glory of being statesman?
Besides, once in politics, you are sure
of getting your money back an hun
dred-fold."
What devil Of fellow that Yer.
DAWN isl" said the outside world in
awestruck amazement and admira-
ton; hell spend every franc he has
before he'll let himself be beaten!"
One pleasant morning-it was just
week before the election-madame
aroused at early dawn Mons. Verdavin,
who was still sleeping soundly, not
having indeed returned from an ex.
hausting journey to the back dis.
tricts until a. m.
| "Amedee," she cried, rouse your.
self; the honor of our name has been
vilely thrust under foot and trodden
in the dust, and you must avenge 1t"
And she handed the unhappy man a
newspaper in which he read the fol.
lowing:
It is about time to have done with the
| hra INN Of he oh I'll top ,bo
is trapesing round our streets and high
| ways. This Verdavin, a fellow of the
| baser Sort seeks-but seeks in vain-to
conceal his demagogic instincts. He de-
| mands Liberty" We all know what that
word means with him; behind it he pre-
pares an ambuscade for property, tho
| family, religion. This Verdavin, dealer in
votes and haunter of low taverns, is
nothing more nor less than scalawag
| who has not even the courage of his
incendiary opinions.
But this is not ALL said his wife,
and handed him another journal, in
which he read:
Let the mask be torn off! Our intelligent
| voters will not let themselves be imposed
| upon by Tartuffe of the cutters. Yer
DAWN, double-ender politician and a
perfect nullity, pretends to array himself
| on the side of the cause of order. 1t is
| under such a guise that the friends OF
| despotism usually do their hellish work
| This odious being, whom we will not fur
Their pollute our type by naming, has evil
| IDENTIFY been hired to complicate the stu
alton by his candidacy. Let the electors
| rise in their might and sweep from the
| field this vain idiot.
Next morning Verdavin received a
sword-thrust, in the left arm from the
Legitimist editor, and the day after.
ward one to match in the right arm
from the Radical editor.
| At last the day of the election ar.
rived. Verdavin had conducted his
canvass with unsparing energy; his
complicated disorders had given him
corpse-like appearance; he had
| spent three-quarters of his fortune /;
he carried both Of his arms in sings.
But at night the project made the
official declaration:
Elected-Verdavin, 1852 votes"
1t was a week later when he entered
the chamber of deputies. His wife,
radiant and rejoicing, was in one OF
the galleries. He had chosen seat
in the center-Order in Liberty, as it
were. He arrived in the middle of a
debate. Precisely at that instant a
| vote had been taken, and as he
| reached the center of the hall he heard
the president declaring that, inasmuch
as it was literally honeycombed with
fraudulent practices. the assembly
thereby invalidated the election Of
| Mons. Verdavin.
Mons. Verdavin tainted
Nine. Verdavin has brought an &C
ton for separation and the manage
| ment of her own estate. The bill al
leges that the aforesaid Amedee Yer
DAWN is hopelessly possessed with the
mania of political ambition.
And the public say of his wife:
Poor ,ittle woman, it is wonder she
didn't bring her action sooner. That
confounded idiot must have spent
three-quarters Of her fortune with his
senseless ideas Of ambition. From
the French of Pierre Veron.