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Constipation And
 Appendicitis
The Latter Usually Caused By the Former, Which, In Turn, Has Its
 Origin In Intestinal Indigestion

Chronic constipation is a disease which is about as prevalent as dyspep- sia and indigestion. Nearly every one suffers from it occasionally, but there
 are millions of people who endure it habitually, and who are accustomed to
 resort to the use of laxatives and
 cathartics daily.
 Many people seem to have devel-
 Cped a perfect mania for taking pills,
 and instead of trying to ascertain the
 latent cause of the disease, and renov-
 ing it by appropriate treatment, they
 are content to continue the reckless
 use of 1axatives, aperients, drastic cathartics and violent purgatlveS, until
 finally inflammation of the bowels oc-
 CUTS, which reaches the appendix, and
 the result is appendicitis.
 In Investigating and tracing the causative factors of constipation and its frequent sequel, appendicitis it has
 been noted by physicians that the ma
 jority of cases were preceded and ac- companied by a long-standing gastro- intestinal indigestion.
 The idea that appendicitis is brought on by foreign bodies, such as seeds, etc., becoming lodged in the appendix, is an exploded theory. It is now defi-
 nite1y known that constipation is the most prolific cause of this dread dis ease. while the constipation itself is
 previously induced by intestinal indf- gestion, or amylaceols dyspepsia-the lIldDIllly to QlSGSC SldICn0S-SO Lu0 l - lation between cause and effect IS readily seen and appreciated. | The absurdity of attempting to cure | constipation by the use of physic | should be apparent to every one. Lax ative drugs and powerful purgatives and those who make frequent or regu- | lar use of them will, sooner or later, set up an inflamnatory condition of I the intestinal system.
 T. &,41< ti1,, will never be annoyed with chronic constipation, and when this trouble does exist, instead of slugging the system with pills, liquid laxatives, candy cathartfcs, etc., use a remedy which will cure the gastro-intestinal indigestion, and you will find that the constipation no longer bothers you, and with it's removal the risk of de- veloping appendicitis will be reduced to the minimum.
 sTUARTS DYSPEPSIA TABLETS have been the means of curing nuner- ous cases of constipation, by first cur- ing the intestinal indigestion. They digest every kind of food, single grain being capable of digestfng 5000 grains of alimentum. and in addition to pepsin and other powerful diges- lives, they also contain diastase, which converts starch into sugar, and readily cures arnylaceous dyspepsia and intes- tinal indigestion.
 If you are suffering from dyspepsia, constipation, and, in fact, indigestion of any kind, don't run the risk of get ting appendicitis. but strike at the
 root of the trouble-the original cause by using Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, which will quickly rid you of all
 functional disorders of the alimentary tract.
 Secure a box of this digestive rem edy from your druggist for soc and send your name and address to the F. shall, Mich., for free sample pack age.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27
Fairfield County News.
vaIued at $500.

NaluCu5 <dL @oUV. The burglars who broke into Elihu Weeds house in Noroton, Monday night stole Jewelry and silver valued at upwards of $500. The burglars help ed themselves to Mir. Weeds wearing apparel. They made complete change of raiment, and left behind them suit case in which were an old slouch hat and a shirt that had seen good deal of wear. MT. Weed also found in the house an empty pint whfskey flask.
 Father. Mccarthy Promoted.
 Rev. Bernard F. Mccarthy who has acted as curate of St. Mary's church transferred to St Patricks' church in Hartford to succeed the late Rev Luke Lawlor.
 Losses by Fire.
 Last week the Warren Smith vacant residence in Rowayton was burned to the ground Insurance $500.
 A barn on the property of chas, Hirschorn, in Greenwich was almost destroyed by fire on Tuesday night Several tons of hay were burned. A number of cows perished in the flames The origin of the fire is unkonwn.
 Wild Pigeons.
 Two large focks of wild pigeons or the same flock in two places, the larg- est ever seen around these parts by | G1enbrook, Sunday forenoon and the hum oe their wings resembled the hum of an automobile. 4
 Struck by Lightning.
 Sunday morning at Wilton lightning struck the house of Harry w. Sturges. The bolt enetered the room where he and his wife were sleeping, admins tered a severe shock to both and set the bed on fire. The blaze was ex- tinguisched with small loss and MT. and Mrs. Sturges have recovered. Out iu an orchard under a tree stood a dozen barrels of apples. The lightning struck the tree and scattered the ap- ples all about the place.
 Wealthy People Plundered.
 That several thousand dollars worth of jewelry and clothing found in the possession of Bessie Lee at Greenwich will be identified by wealthy people, has been assured. During the past summer the girl was in the employ of Chas. A. Moore of Belle Haven. A shirtwaist, said to be worth $60, was stolen from the room of MT. Moore's daughter a few weeks ago MT. Moore notified the police, who learned that the girl was in Stamford. There an officer found a trunk containing two diamond sunbursts, valued at $500 each, diamond rings, pearl necklaces said to be worth over $2,O00, a large }Jewelled brooch and some forty shirtWa1sts. The girl had been employed in the families of B. c. Converse of Green wich, the Sloans in Lowell, Vim. K. Vanderbilt of New York and other wealthy people. Several months ago a valuable jewel was taken from the home of Howard Morton of Green wich, Sergeant Talbot learned from the Stamford police that a woman an- swering the Lee girls description sold. jewel estimated to be worth $500 for $75. A few weeks ago she was marriei to a man of the name of Keeley of Stamford After their marriage they moved to New York. Sergeant Talbot located her shortly after finding the jewels. Talbot fur ther learned that several articles of jewelry had been pawned in Bridge port by a young woman. Before be- coming a laundress in the Moore fam lilly, she was a laundress in Stamford.
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FOR SALE OR RENT

Bunneu St.. up and down. $4.OOO: rent SIS, SIS. Central Ave. room cottage, $4.500. Surf Ave. Etratford, lots and 6, room cottage. $2,50o. 2 lots, room cottage, Adams St.. $2.. Connecticut Ave, up and down rent. house $4,500: rent SIS and $16. Con- nectfcut Ave, rent house. $5,500: rent, $42. 12s Deacon St., 2 rent house. $4,000s rent SEA. Extra lot DeForest St., first floor rent $10. Jefferson St.. single house. $9; up stairs rent $9: first floor rent, s10. Un- ion Ave. cottage $2.400: rental $22, one story. Enquire at Tho Industrial Savings Bank, 225 Stratford Avenue. corner KOssuth
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OPEN AIR DRYING-FamiIy wash- ing, ironing taken by week. Park City Hand Laundry, ls3 lyewfiald Ave. Telephone 1s18-5.
 Usss
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RAILROADS
UzH L2k X.zzsyHzY0
 ~<RAkERkzAHns JUNE 6, 1909 Trains Leave Bridgeport as
 Follows:

FOR NEx YoRK-.4:44. s.ss t5:4s. fe:24. f7:17. s7:ls. fsl .s:51. s:os. s1o:oo. .i1:os A M.-S- s12:2s. s1:4s. s2:27. s:oo. .4:1s. 6;o7. s!is ssis7i . saa MsUNbiAll1 .siasi is s:is ts:25. $10:0o A. M.-t1a:10. ea;a3. s2.27, s4:13. 5:07. '6:27. fs:4Ss s7s33. ss:11, s9:27. 9:42 P. M.
 FOR. WASHINGTON, via Harlem River-s12:3o. (daily) A M.; sts1a
 FOR NEW HAvEN-.ts:sa. .1:4i. 6:5o, 7:56, s9:21, 9.25, s1o:4<. s11see A. M. = 12:16. '12:8o. 1:50. s1;32, .ss:2s. s:2s. s:4s. .4:2S. 4:t7. 6;91. TeiG Tpe'MiG.LsUNDAYs-.ls:s2. .i:4i, s:iS. s:zs, si0:4s. s11:ss A. M.-s2:3s. .4:25. "s:s2. 7:1s. s7:s2. s:47. s1o:ea
 FOR BOSTON, via New London A. M.-.2:2s. ss:4e. s4:25. ss:s3 r. .-SUNDAYS-s1:41 s11s3S A. q. -s2:29. s4:25. s6:32 P. M.
 FOR BOSTON. via Hartford and WiIlimantic-"s:21 A. M.--sa:ze F.
 FOR TWISTED and Intermediate Stations-5:o0. 7:0o. s:35 t11:40 AM. -R:s5. s5:51. 7:4o P. M.-SUNDAYS -S:3O A. M-6:45 P. M
 s FOR WATERBURY. ANSONIA. DERBY and Intermediate Stations 500. 7:oo: 500; s:s5; 11;4o A, N M s:3o. 10:50 A. M.-6:45. $50 P. M-
 FOR CT. HARRINGTON, LENOx, PITTSFTELD, ETC.-7:o0. s;50 A. M- -4:33 P. M@SUNDAYS-S, 4. M.
 FOR DANBURY, NEW MILFORD. ETC., via Brookfeld Junction-7:0o. $50 A. M.-4:3s. 6:3s P. M.-SUN- DAYS-s:3O A. M.-7:48 F M.
 FOR LITCHFTELD, ETC.-s:50 A. M.-4:sa P. M.-SUNDAYS-s:3o A. M.
 Saturdays. Except Saturday via Hawleyville.
 .Express trains. fLocaI Express
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ASSESSORS NOTICE

The Assessors will be in session to receive tax lists in the Town House. Fairfield. Tuesday, October 12, 1909, from 10 a. m. to D. m. and every day thereafter until November 1st in elusive.
 Persons neg1ecting to return their lists to the Assessors within said time will have 10 per cent. added to the Assessors valuation. No tax lists re- ceived after November 1st. The stat utory clause which requires all persons to describe property by Boundaries must be compiled with.
 EDGAR B. BANKS
 ALONZO c. ACKER,
 CLARENCE H. BRADLEY, Assessors of the Town of Fairfield. Fairfield, Conn.,, Oct. 2. 1909
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MERCHANTS LINE

Daily Except Sunday
 Leaves New York, Pier 19 East River, 800 p. m. Due at Bridgeport 7:3O pm. Leave Bridgeport, Joy Line Dock, 2:OO a. m. Arrive New York ZOO a. m. For further information and rates apply to w. H. PEASE, Agt.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27
AUCTION SALE

HIGHEST PRICES PAID for used furniture. carpets and store fixtures.
 Bridgeport Auction & Commission O., A Union Square. Tel. 1686-2.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27
PERSONAL
DOMESTIC WINES

FREE! WHILE TT LASTS-Bring this adv. with you. Every purchase of soc or over 1 bottle of wine free. A. Amsel. imported and domestic wine and liquor house. Hallett St.. corner Ogden. G 6 s p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27

FOR SALE-Typewriters all makes. new and second hand Mullins Typewriter Exchange. 15s State St
 B20 elf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27

TYPEWRITERS-M Typewrit- CT Exchange. 159 State St.
 B20 eff
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THE MAN WHO DOES NOT

Advertise $ i.,t H. Iils- name which stick in the public mind. are those of the advertisars---t vha lst thetr light sAinA s-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27

Snapshot of the Doctor taken a few
 days ago
 Everyone who has weak lungs, Ca- tarrh of the Bronichal Tubes or Ca tarrh in any form, Chronic Bronchitis, Asthma, Chronic Hacking Cough, loss of flesh, Night Sweats, Hemorrhages, soreness or pain in the chest or un- der the shoulder blades, or any other deadly symptom of Consumption, should send for a laI package of pr. Hill's New Ratior l Remedy. This treatment quickly checks further pro- gress of the disease and produces new resisting power, appetite, flesh and good health. All throat and lung sufferers should fill out coupon be- low and send at once for trial pack age which the doctor sends by mail prepaid.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27

Foley's Honey and Tar the great throat and lung remedy. The genuine contains no harmful drugs FEB. Brill and Curtis Pharmacy, local agents.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27
FOR SALE

562, 564 Atlantic street, corner Co., lumbia, also lot 50x11S Apply to John Bonner. U27 If
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-10-27

ALBERT TISKA, f26s Stratford Ave. opposite Lincoln school, shaving, haircutting, niassaging, etc. Chill drens haircutting a speciality. "As you like 1t" F Is If O
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SS$$SS$$$ $S$$S$$$
y Through a Woman's y
Y Heart. ~
4h BY Sidney Warwick. 10
Heart.
BY Sidney Warwick.
CHAPTER xxxi-Continued,


MY dear, you must try to be hope
full" he said. "The black cloud is
passing. Jack Lathom is in no dan
ger" And, with unusual vehemence,
he added, Il swear Jack is in no real
danger-that the cloud is lifting"
"Oh, Stephen, Stephen" the girl
broke out wildly, half Historically,
its this suspense that tortures me.
l know, of course, that he's innocent,
but innocent men have been wrongly
condemned before today. And this
terrible suspense of wondering If he
will be caught by the police before his
innocence can be proved! If only l
could see him, to know he is we'll, to
give him comfort and new hope-thls
man | love! Stephen, must see him,
l must-for his sake and for my own!
can't endure this suspense must
see him again! Stephen, l have made
up my mind; l am going tomorrow to
Lendal, to Mr.. Strangways' house
to see him, if possible, or at least to
find out news of him."
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To the chagrin of Two Who Thought
He Was Deaf Mute.

1t isn't always safe to trust appear
ances, as two young women learned to
their chagrin on trolley trip.
Two other young women with a
man between them were seated on the
opposite side of the car. They were
a silent three; the young women and
the man, but they talked eXcitedly-
with their fingers. Deaf mutes, evil
IDENTIFY, the other young women
thought, and after they had got little
used to the novelty they began to talk
out loud about the young man and his
companions.
isn't it pity" said one, chat such
a nice young man should be deaf and
dumb"
The other agreed audl2ly, and the
talk went on. AS is the way with the
sex. there was little commiseration
for the young women afflicted as the
young man was.
The young man got his revenge for
himself and his friends. Arriving at
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given me, and I am recommending it
to all my friends. Mrs. w. S. FORD,
1888 Lansdowne ST., Baltimore, Md
The most successful remedy in this
country for the cure of all forms of
female complaints is Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. 1t has
stood the test of years and to-day is
more widely and successfully used than
any other female remedy. 1t has cured
thousands of women who have been
troubled with displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, IT.
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing-down feeling, flatulency,
Indigestion, and nervous prostration,
after all other means had failed.
If you are suffering from any of these
ailments, don't give up hope until you
have given Lydia E. Pinl1ham's Vege-
table Compound trial.
If you would like special advice
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn.
Mass, for it. She has guided
thousands to health, free OF
charge.
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AS to Humility.

Philosophers have quarreled over the
question of humility, whether or not ii
is a virtue. Since humility is so rare
it would seem scarcely to be worth dis
cussion. 1t is said that Epictetus in
five places breaches humility: IF thou
passest for person of consequence in
the opinion Of some people, distrust
thyself. No lifting up of the eyebrows
Be nothing in thine own eyes-if thou
seekest to please thou art lost. Give
place to all men; prefer them to thy
self; assist them all Theologians
have contended that humility cost
nothing to Epictetus, who was a slave.
He was humble by station as the
learned scholar might be proud by sta
ton. Voltaire calls humility "the mod
esty of the SOUL" These gentlemen
did not live in the twentieth century.
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ACCORDING to Taste.

Discussing missionary work, Nine.
Helene Vincente, the well-known Con-
go missionary, said at dinner in
Cleveland:
"A Chinese heaven strikes you as
ludicrous. Yet here in your own coun-
try you are careful to fit heaven and
the-er- other place to your peoples
dislikes.
Thus, on my recent southern trip,
| heard Georgia negro divine de-
scribe hades as ice cold, place
where the wicked shiver and freeze
through all eternity. / asked the di-
vine why he altered in that radical
manner the usual description of
hades, and he replied:
'Ah dom darst tell NAH people nuf-
fin else, marin. Why, if All sed hades
wuz wahm. some O. desc ole rheumat-
ic breddern an sistern o. mine would
be wantin' ter staht right down dab
come fust FROST"
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HOME TESTING
A Sure and Easy Test on Coffee.

To decide the all important Ques-
ton of coffee, whether or not it is
really the hidden cause of physical
ails and approaching fixed diseases,
one should make a test of ten days by
leaving off coffee entirely and using
well-made Postum.
If relief follows you may know to
a certainty that coffee has been
your vicious enemy. Of course you
can take it back to your heart again,
if you like to keep sick.
A lady says: Il had suffered with
stomach trouble, nervousness and ter
rible sick headaches ever since I was
a little child, for my people were al
ways great coffee drinkers and let us
children have all we wanted / got
so | thought ] could not live without
coffee, but l would not acknowledge
that it caused my suffering.
Then I read so many articles about
Postum that decided to give it a fair
trial l had not used it two weeks in
place OF coffee until / began to feel
like different person. The headache
and nervousness disappeared and
whereas I used to be sick two or three
days out of a week while drinking cof-
fee / am now we'll and strong and
sturdy seven days week, thanks to
Postum.
'I had been using Postum three
months and had never been sick a
day when 1 thought I would expert
ment and see if it really was coffee
that caused the trouble, so / began
to drink coffee again and inside of a
week I had sick spell. l was SO i'll
was soon convinced that coffee was
the cause of all my misery and I went
back to Postum with the result that
I was soon well and strong again and
determined to stick to Postum and
leave coffee alone in the future
Read the little book, ''The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
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SURPRISED AT THE SCHEDULE
coored Man Felt He Was Being Rail-
roaded into the Class of
"High Financiers."

A colored man was tried the other
day before Charlestown court for
stealing some clothes from a young
white man. A pretty clear case was
made out against the colored man
and he confessed
Il reckon l amt got nothin' to say,
white folks he said with humility,
"ceptin' hits jes laik it is"
well, since you admit your guilt,
said the judge, 81 will try to make it
light for you. But first we will have
to get an estimate of the value of the
clothing. Mr.. Plaintiff, what do you
value these articles at?''
''The dress suit cost me $50, your
hcnor,' replied the young man, "the
overcoat SIS and the silk hat $10.'
"Mr. Jedge," broke in the accused,
I'D lax ter say des one word befo'
you goes any fudder."
''All right; go ahead"
Il submit dat | TUX dem clo'es, boss
man, but at no SIGH prices as dem!"
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A NEW FEAT"
Exchanoino Solemn THOUGHTS.

"Ah, says the man with the parted
whiskers, when one stands alone in
the night and cOntC,uplates the won
ders of creation, how futile, how puny
man seems! How vain, how puerile
his hopes and longings, when he is
the universe! Has this ever occurred
to you?"
You bet!" answers the man with
the big scarf pin. HE feels just as
punk as he does when he misses the
owl car and has to stand on the cor
ner an hour for another one. Chi
cagO Post.
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Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are Numbered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory if proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
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A Gentle dispersion.

Among the prisoners brought before
Chicago police magistrate one Mon
day morning was one, beggar, whose
face was by no means an unfamiliar
one to the judge.
Il am informed that you have again
been found begging in the public
Streets" said his honor, sternly, land
yet you carried in your pocket over
$40 in currency"
Eyes, your honor" proudly returned
the mendicant. 81 may not be as in
dustrious as some, but sir, / am no
spendthrift' '-Harper's Weekly.
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A Wronu Reading.

DR.. G. H. Parkhurst, the eloquent
New York clergyman, at recent ban
quet, said of charity:
TOO many of us, perhaps, misinter-
pref the meaning of charity as the
master misinterpreted the Scriptural
text.
''This master, pillar of the western
church, entered in his journal:
THE Scripture ordains that, eff a
man take away thy coat, let him have
thy cloak also" To-day, having caught
the hostler stealing my potatoes, I
have given him the sack
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were pains in my back and swellings
of the ankles. Often l had smother
ing spells. l had to be helped about.
Doans Kidney Pills cured me five
years ago and have been well since.
They saved my life"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
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Shortc axe.

The strawberry shortcake, love it,
love it! prize it more dearly than
tongue dare to tell! No sherbet or pud-
ding or pie is above it; there's nothing
in pastry like half so well. Just give
me a section as large as a platter,
with freshly crushed berries spread
over the lot, and | am contented and
happy, no matter what ailment or
trouble or sorrows I've got Ho, bring
on the shortcake, the strawberry
shortcake, and always and ever I'm
Jack-on-the-spot!-Los Angeles Ex-
press.
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TOLD TO USE CUTICURA.
After Specialist Failed to Cure Her In.
tense itching Eczema-Had Been
Tortured and Disfigured But
Was Soon Cured of Dread Humor.

T contracted eczema and suffered
intensely for about ten months. AT
times thought I would scratch my
self to pieces. My face and arms were
covered with large red patches, so
that I was ashamed to go out. I was
advised to go to doctor who was
a specialist in skin diseases, but I
received very little relief. I tried
every known remedy, with the same
results. thought would never get bet
ter until friend of mine told me to try
the Cuticura Remedies. So tried them,
and after four or five applications Of
Cuticura Ointment I was relieved of
my unbearable itching. I used two
sets of the Cuticura Remedies. and
am completely cured. Miss Barbara
Kral, Highlandtown, Md, Jan. 9, '08."
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston
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Spoken from Experience.

1t was the grammar class and the
teacher had asked for words ending
with Gus" Can any one" she said
give me word like dangerous,
meaning full of danger, hazardous,
full of hazard?"
There was silence for a moment
Then a boy in the back row put UP
his hand.
We'll, Bobby, what is your word ??
please, Miss" came the reply,
"pious, full of pie!"
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To Be Continued.
The ScrubWoman's Lunch.

II used to let my scrubwoman get
herself a little lunch" said the city
fat dweller. TITS the nice thing to
do, know, and l like to do it, but l
had to quit in self-defense. She took
an hour to get her lunch and eat it
and charged me extra for the time
she put in"