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The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Matron Knew What She Was About
When She Went to Engage
Maid.

The manager of the employment
agency was used to hearing women in
search of maids ask applicants all
sorts of queer questions, says the New
York Tribune, but this matron made
him mildly curious. OF IA girls in
turn she had inquired: Have you
worked in a minister's family?" None
of them had. TOO bad" said the ma
tron to the manager. None of these
girls will do"
May ask" said the manager,
why you are anxious to know If
these girls have worked in ministers
families?"
why, the fact is, we're very hard
up just now" said the matron, candid
ly; Il want a girl who knows how to
economize, and those who have worked
in clergymen's families, I've discov-
cred, have learned that lesson"
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
BROTHER OF PUBLISHER OF NEW
YORK WORLD USES POISON
AND BULLET.
WAS IN FEAR OF INSANITY
Lona a Sufferer From Nervous DIS
order Which Led Him to End
Llfe-Found by His
Physician.

Vienna, Austria.-Albert Pulitzer,
b, other Of Joseph Pulitzer, the pro
prtetor of the New York World, driven
noarly to madneess by nervous dls-
order. committed suicide in the Grand
hotel here by taking poison and then
shooting himself through the head.
Mr.. Pulitzer and his servants were
occupying an elaborate suite In the
Grand hotel and the sick man was
under the almost constant care OF Dr'
Jacob Pollak. With Mr.. Pulitzer, In
addition to two servants, was Count
Mikorsky his secretary.
Late Sunday night Mr.. Pulitzer dis
patched all three on errands. some
hours afterward DR.. Pollak called ana
found the door of his patients room
locked. Fearing a tragedy, the physi'
clan had the door broken open. Pu-
,tzer's body was seen stretched on
the floor in front of mirror. A pool
of blood had formed from wound
in the head. DR.. Pollak examined tne
body and said that death had been
made doubly sure by the adminlstra'
ticn of poison before shooting Dr.
Pcjlak said:
"Mr. Pulitzer has been my patient
a number of years. He suffered ter
ribly from nervousness and feared
that he would go insane. His mania
was that he was being prosecuted and
he feared every one"
Mr.. Pulitzer was wealthy his
brother has been notified.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
CHILD ATE CUTICURA
OINTMENT.
Spread Whole Box Of II on Crackers
Mot the Least Injury Resulted.
cuticura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.

A New York friend of Cuticura
writes:
MY three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the state
room and located a box of graham
crackers and box of Cuticura Oint-
ment. When a search was made for
the box, it was found empty and the
kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on
the crackers. 1t cured him of bad
cold and l don't know what else"
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every ingredient of Gu.
ticura Ointment is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. If it may be
safely eaten by young child, none but
the most beneficial results can be ex-
pected to attend it's application to even
the tenderest skin or youngest infant.
Potter Drug Chem. Corp- Solo Props, Boston.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

to find quick relief. Mrs. Turner used
Doan's Kidney Pills for rundown con-
dition, backache, pains in the sides and
kidneys, bloated limbs, etc. THE way
they have built me up is simply mar
velous," says Mrs. Turner, who Is a
nurse. my health improved rapidly.
Five boxes did 80 much for me l am
telling everybody about It,"
Remember the name-,Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
On a Time Limitation.

In spite of the reputation for latitu-
dinarianism he gained from his early
trial for heresy, the late Prof. Jowett
of Oxford was intolerant of preten-
tiousness and shallow conceit. One
self-satisfied undergraduate met the
master one day. Master" he said, 81
have searched everywhere in all phil
osophies, ancient and modern, and no
where do l find the evidence of a
Cod" "Mr. -" replied the master,
after shorter pause than usual, "if
you don't find God by five o'clock
this afternoon you must leave this
college"
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
THE VERY SOUL OF TRAGEDY
Recital Of Wrong Calculated to Draw
Tears from the Eyes Of
Craven Image.

Some miscreant, unresponsive to the
beauties of nature and Of the sweet
charm evoked by the combination Of
two friends, starry sky and broad
expanse of moonlit water, some rank
materialst whose phlegmatic disposi-
tion was never stirred at a philan-
thropic act, some petty seeker after
gain, some rogue, has stolen the broad,
comfortable bench so fittingly placed
on the Mulberry street wharf by Harry
J. Arnold and Robert King. At least
the bench has disappeared, and all
that meets ones eyes upon the green
sward are the two upright posts that
supported the back of the seat No
more can lovesick youth stray to its
soothing recesses and gaze upon the
silvery moon, regent of the night,
likening her in his ecstasy to his lady
fair. No more, alas, can betrothed
pair seek its secrecy and drink the
lovelight from each others eyes, silent
but for the words their souls speak
through their optics. Again, alas, no
more can melancholy philosopher, dis
SuSleu With tHe ways Vi HeH, hedH'
der to it's sequestered place and find
companionship only in the placid,
smooth running stream and the limit
less universe above. In short, all the
pleasures derived from this convo
nience are gone, and we will here
after be forced to stand or to sit on
the edge of the wharf and let our feet
dangle-Bristol Correspondent Doyles
town Republican.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Would Find Use for II.

After a day and night spent in an
swering telephone calls from people
who wanted the latest news from
Peary and DR.. Cook, the secretary Of
one of the arctic clubs had retired
for well-earned rest, when the per-
sistent phone bell rang again. A voice
at the other end said:
"Do you want the ambulance sent
right over?"
what ambulance?" roared the irate
secretary.
"Why, the one you sent for"
II sent for no ambulance"
"You lie!"
The secretary gasped, then he
screamed into the phone:
Send ii as soon as possible, and
you cor.e over, too, and I'll send you
back in it,"
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
A Work of Supererogation.

Henry dislikes being bathed and
argues with his mother over every
square inch of his four-year-old anat-
omy.
One night, when his patience was
especially tried by what he consid-
cred wholly unnecessary work, he
exclaimed:
"Oh, mamma, couldn't you skip my
stomach? Nobody ever sees my stom-
h!"-Judge's Library.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
UNWRITTEN LAW HOLDS
Youth Who Killed Physician tor
Wronglns Sister Acquitted at
Franklin, la.

Franklin, La.-After two hours
deliberation, the jury in the cas-,
Of fifteen-year-old Leo Olivier,
charged with the murder Of DR.. Allen
C. King, whom he charged with
wronging his sister, Miss Hazel Oil
vier, returned verdict Of not guilty.
The verdict is accepted as an ap-
peal to the unwritten law. although
the technical plea was self-defense. 1t
II ing alleged that the boys victim
was armed with brass knucks.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Guess Where She Is From.

The head of the house had been i'll
for many months, and had lost his ap-
petite entirely.
ri can't seem to fix anything that
he'll enjoy and he hardly eats any
thing" the mistress was saying to the
maid, who was new arrival from the
old country.
"That's always the way" returned
the girl. They're all the same, them
invalids. All they want is nothing at
all, and then when you bring it to
them they don't eat it."
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
The Way of Il.

But don't love you," objected the
young woman.
Then why" howled the indignant
youth, referring hastily to divers mem.
oranda in his pocket diary, did you
eat up total of 65 boxes of chocolates
bought you during the past year II
you didn't love me?"
Because" she said, with a rapt ex
preston on her lovely features, Il dc
love chocolate"
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
eroadhead Partralt Unveiled.

Louisana.-The unveiling of Colonel
James o. Broadhead's portrait at the
public library was largely attended,
many from a distant being present.
The addresses were made by Judge d.
p. Dwyer of st. Louis,J. l.. Robards OF
Hannibal, Professor M. s. Goodman OF
Clarksville and Governor r. A. Camp
bell of Bowling Green.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Old Frisco Conductor Dies.

Rolla.-Phil Hans, 70 years old, was
found dead here. Hans helped to build
the Frisco railroad into Rolla and
later became conductor. In an ac-
cident on Dixon Hill about twenty-five
years ago he lost his hearing and
since then he has been a laborer
around Rolla
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
MISSOURI NEWS
Judue Gray Reslans.

Neyada.--Judge Howard Gray Of
Carthage, president of the state hospi-
tai board for the insane in this city,
has handed in his resignation. Judge
Gray was recently appointed justice Of
the Springfield appellant court and his
new dutiees will prevent his attending
to board work
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

en- who suffer back
ache, constant Ian
guor, and other COM
mon symptoms OF
k d ey complaint,
should be grateful to
Mrs. Minnie Turner,
of Il. b. St., Ana
darko, Okla. for
DOintinq ont the way
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Gets $1,000 for Sons Death.

Marshall.-The Marshall Light,
Heat and Power company of this city,
has compromised the case brought
against them by d, M. Mccoy for the
death of his son year ago. Mccoy re-
ceived $1,000.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
interchange Of Opinions.

Said Williams Wife-William can
make money; but he will never be
able to save any.
Said Williams Mother-That is just
what l warned my son when he want
ed to marry you.-Baltimore Amer
ican.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Weather Balloon in Long Flight.

st. Joseph.--A government balloon
sent up by the weather bureau from
Buemont, Va, landed at Rockport,
perature and the height attained was
in the basket of the balloon. 1t was
sent back to Bluemont.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Westminster Fund Growing.

Fulton.--Fulton people have in
augurated plan to raise 10 per cent
of the $150,O00 needed to rebuild that
portion of Westminster college de-
stroyed by fire on the night of Septem-
ber 10, and have already got about
half of the amount by public sub
scriptions.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
The Thirst for Gore.

Unsophisticated Onlooker-I think
this is first rate place. See what a
fine view we have of this car coming.
Seasoned Spectator-Fine view fid-
dlesticks! Nothing ever happens on
these straight stretches-not even q
broken leg. Come on down to the
turn and wait for the fun.-Puck.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Crawford County Fair Opens.

Cuba.-The Crawford county fair
opened here with a good attendance.
The exhibits of livestock, fruits and
vegetables wer fine. On Woodmans
day the principal feature were a sham
battle, drills, races and an address by
e. A. Enright.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Repartee In the Bright Family,

"The newspapers are making a
great stir about mems disinclination
to marry" remarked Mrs. Bright.
"The Bible says there are no mar
riages in heaven" commented Mr.. B..
"And what has that to do with us?"
Bright laughed.
Perhaps they are figuring on hay-
ing a little heaven on EARTH"
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Spreads Smallpox, is Sued.

Springfeld.-Two judgments, one
for 5000 and one for 5000, have been
rendered in the Webster county cir
cult court, at Marshfield, against ]. M.
Butcher, Springfield capitalist, on
the ground of his having infected
other persons with smallpox after he
had escaped from quarantine here.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Physicians Everywhere Use ReslnoI
With Very Great and Unvarying

During the last six months I have
prescribed Resinol in numerous cases
of acute and chronic skin diseases and
chronic alterations with very great
and unvarying success. 1t is a resA
able preparation, and its action is
prompt and pleasing.
A. F. Volkman, Baltimore, Nd.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Widow Wins $4,000 suit.

Marshall.--In the case Of Joel s..
George against the estate of Robert
J. George, in the circuit court here, the
jury returned verdict for the estate.
Joel S. George lives in Atchison and
filed note of $4,000 dated October
1882, and due twenty years after date.
against his brothers estate. The note
now amounts to $4,000.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Former Mo. Congressman Injured.
Huntsville.-While walking about his
country home, l.. Al. Davis, former
member of congress from Missouri, fell
against trunk and broke his hip He
has been brought to the home of his
san, Clarendon Davis.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Women's Clubs Raise Money.

Columbia.--The women of the
fourth district federated clubs, who
are In session here, have raised $3.50
as the nucleus of loan fund for poor
Missouri girls who want to 80 to col
lege.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Minister Crane sails For China.

San Francisco, Cal.-Charles r.
Crane, the new minister to China,
sailed today from this port for his
post. He expects to arrive in China
October 15. With him are Mrs.
Crane, Mr.. and Mrs. r. t. Crane, HI,
and q younger son, John.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Farmer Kills Self Before Mother.

st. Joseph.-Charles lowering, a
young farmer, committed suicide. He
took shotgun walked into the yard
and deliberately emptied the contents
of both barrels into his head. His
mother witnessed the deed.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
carIoad Of Flowers for Taft.

Ell Paso, Texas.-President Dias
has ordered a car load of choice
flowers for delivery In Jaurez on the
morning of October 16. The flowers
will be used to decorate the reception
and banquet room in Jaurez for the
Taft-Diaz meeting.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Beware of Ointments for Catarrfl
that Contain Mercury.

as mercury VIII surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering it through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never be used except on prescrtp-
tions from reputable physicians. the damage they
will do is ten fold TO the good you can possibly de.
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by +. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo o.. consaina no mer-
curry, and Is taken Internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. IL is taken internally and made In Toledo
Ohio. by +. j. Cheney a Co. Testimonials tree.
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Beainninq Hostilitles,

Mr.. Perkly-Oh, If you could only
learn to cook as my first wife did!
Mrs. Perkly-If you were as smart
as my dear first husband was you'd
be rich enough to hire the best cook
In the land.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Jefferson City.-Warden Andrae, of
the penitentiary, appointed the
Reverend ]. ]. Martin of Lamar,
chaplain of that institution. The new
chaplain is minister of the Methodist
Episcopal church and was chaplain Of
the last house of representatives.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Train cuts on Head.

Mexico.-Harvey Houck of this city
was discovered in the Wabash rail-
road yards here decapitated He was
beating his way home from st. Louis
on freight train and fell beneath the
cars in attempting to alight-
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
OF Some Benefit.

Barber-Did the bottle of hair re-
storer I sold you do any good?
Customer-Yes, indeed; 1t kept me
from wasting my money on any more.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Dies When Drys Win.

Liberty.-Gale Moseby of this city
committed suicide by firing bullet in
to his brain. Moseby was an ex-saloon
keeper here and has been demented
since Clay county voted dry at the To-
cal option election.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Prose cutor Commits suicide.

McConnellsville, Ohio. - Prosecut-
ing Attorney Frank Parson conn
mitted suicide by shooting himself
through the head The tragedy took
place In his office when he was alone.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Ancestral pride is the safest thing
in the world. Our ancestors are too
dead to kick about the liberties we
take with them.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

When woman has occasion to loaf
she calls 1t either shopping, visiting OF
entertaining.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Lewis Single Binder straight 5c-Many
smokers prefer them to l0c cigars.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

No matter how long your neck may be
or how sore your throat, Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure it surely and quickly. 1t
drives out all soreness and Inflammation.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
HIS REAL WOE

why so glum, old man? Won't she
return your love?"
mo. But the worst of it is she
won't return the presents 1 gave her!"
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
The Grouchy Man.

She-There's Mrs. Toozle. She seems
quite reconciled to the death of her
first husband.
He-Yes; but I'm afraid that her
second never will be."-Illustrated
Bits.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

When man begins to tell wo-
man about his past love affairs he is
planning to add another to the list.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Afraid of Ghosts

Many people afraid Of ghosts. Pew people ~
afraid of germs. Yet the ghost is fancy and
the serm is fact. the Germ could be masnifed II -.
to size equal to its it would appear more
terrible than any 6re-breathins dragon. Germs ~
can't be avoided. They in tho air breathe, ~
the drink.
=, hs e,a can H on'y prosper wnea tne Gondnon
self and develop. When there is deficiency of
vital force, lansuor, restessness, salow cheek,
hollow eye, when the appetite is poor and the
sleep is broken, is time guard against the GERM
for the body against all germs by use of Dr. Pierce
en- Medical Discovery Il increases the vital power clean
system OF ooeens impurities, enriohes the blood puts tn
ach and ORGANS Of digestion and nutrition in working oond
that the Germ finds weak tainted spot in which TO
!" Golden Medical Discovery" contains NO alcohol VIII
habitformine drugs. All its ingredients printed on its
wrapper II is not secret nostrum but a medicine OF
and with record of 10 years of cures Aos
substitutethere is nothing just eood" Ask your ne
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
cassvilIe to Have AeropIane Flight.

Cassville.-The Barry County Fair
association has accepted the proposi-
flight of the Farnum aeroplane at
the fair here October IL.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Strange how a girls ideal can de
velop into merely her husband.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
Blees Academy Instructor browns.

Macon.--Capt. John p. Turner, in
structor Of modern language at Blee's
Military academy, was drowned in
lake near town. His body was re-
covered
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08
A NURSES EXPERIENCE.
6aokache, Pains In the Kidneys, BIoat-
ing, ETC., Overcome.

A nurse is expected to know what
to do for common ailments, and wom-
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

The dog In the manger is the on
that does the most growing.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces I'M
fammation, allays palm cures wind colo. 2oc bottle
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

Gossip has a thousand tongues-and
they all work overtime.
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

my friends what it has done for me-"
Mrs. +. HANSON, 304 East Long St.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteville, VT. 81 was passing
through tie Change of Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound restored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
of gold to me. For the sake of other
suffering women / am willing you
should publish my letter" = MRS.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RED, Granite
vile, VT.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any of those distressing ills Pc
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is made from roots and herbs,
has been the standard remedy for
female ills. In almost every commu-
nifty you will find women who have
been restored to health by Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
The Montgomery tribune., 1909-10-08

You can't tell by the size of the
gravestone how big the man was who
lies in the grave.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-05-07
That Teachers
Annual Institute.

1t will be held the 26, 27, and
2S, of May. We are planning to
have the best institute that has been
held in this or any other county.
! can see no reason why we can't
have the best institute as well as
the best of many other things, in
this county. When it comes to
fruits, vegetables, fishes, timber,
and other things to numerous to
mention we are not surpassed by
our sister counties, why should we
be in educational matters. When
you read the names of the instruc-
tors that | have secured, you will
say that they are the best that can
be had. Now if they have some
one to instruct, and the more the
better, we will have all the require
ments for the institute that cannot
be surpassed. The instructors are:
State Supt. ]. II. Ackerman, E. D.
Ressler, President of the Monmouth
Normal, Prof. l.. R. Alderman, Of
the L. of O., and Mr.. Chas. H.
Jones, editor Of the Oregon Teachers
Monthly. Among the other good
things that Mr.. Jones will do, will
he to lead the singing. We who
have heard Mr.. Jones sing know
that that alone ought to be enough
to ensure your attendance. Prof.
Alderman, with his boundless sup
ply of enthusiasm will hold your
attention while you are there,
Ressler, with his winning smiles
and pleasant words will be the cause
of your ever presence to institutes
when he is there, Alderman, always
has so many good tn ng To say the
supper bell rings Def, re he has said
half what he would, if he had the
time. The programs will soon be
ready for distribution. Make up
your mind to be in attendance, and
then don't change it. Whether
you are a teacher or not you will be
fully paid for your time and
trouble, if it is trouble for you to
come and listen to such speakers.
r. P. Com.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-05-07

BILIOUSNESS AND CONSTIPATION
For years | was troubled with bilious.
ness and constipation, which made life
miserable for me. My APPETITE failed
me- lost my usual force aud vitality.
Pepsin preparations and calhartics only
made matters worse. 1 do not know
where l should have been today had
not tried Chamberbain's Stomach aud
Liver Tablets. The tablets relieve the
i'll feeling at once, strengthen the di.
gestive functions, purify the stomach
liver ard blood, helping the system TO
DO its work naturally.-MRs. Rosa
PORTS, Birmingham, Ala. These tab
ets are for sale by TOLEDO DRUa Co,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-05-07

Owing to the rush of work the
Executive Committee of the Fair
and Festival failed to have a meet
ing as called to meet at the CITY
Hall in this city Wednesday even
ing. Carl Davis of Siletz was here,
also Dudley Perkins and C. B.
Crcsno of this city, besides several
interested visitors, but as there was
no quorum present no business
was tranacted. Mr., Davis, who
was authorized at the previous
meeting of the Committee to engage
attractions and tent for the Fair,
reported that while in Portland he
made arrangements with Mr..
Arnold, the show man, to bring
two or three shows down to the
Fair. Mr.. Arnold agrees to fur
nish tent 24x180 feet for the use
of the Fair, to give two balloon
ascensions with parachute leaps and
daily slide for life and merry
go-round if the management will
grant him free concession. This
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-05-07

There are evidently a great num-
her Of ranchers living on the va
quina river who do not know there
is law forbidding the throwing of
brush, stumps, ETC., into the river.
\ trip up the river will convince
one that there are many who viol-
ate this law. These Instructions
are running the river for navigation.
They are a menace to life, and some
day the Government will be inquir-
ing into this abuse.