The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-02
PRESS OPINION
LET TIVE LUxURIES WAIT

LET THE LUxURIES WAIT
An Arkanana man wants Carne-
gle medal because he Is the father OF
IA children; but what he needs is a
car laod of side meat--Memphis Com.
mercial-Appeal
ONE GUESS ALLOWED
A discussion is raging in the news.
papers Of certain city over the
question: what is the best warm
weather drink?' To date nobody
has suggested water. GuesS the name
of the city. It is Wisconsin and
tegins with M.--Pittsburg Gazette
Times. Ht
HOPE 1T APPLIES TO THAT KIND
The department of agriculture rec
cmmends the construction OF rat
proof buildings. Will the ladies please
change the styles of their hirsut'
adornments to comply with the
recommendation. .--St. Paul Dispatch
DOWN TO WORK AGAIN
Tomorrow according to a Beverly
dispatch, Mr.. Taft's business cares
will be resumed. Senator Aldrich 10
to acknowledgements News.
MAY EXPLAIN NUMBER OF HUS-
BANDS.
Lillian Russell has returned from
Paris with 16 hats. Lillian seems to
be as strong in hats as she is in
husbands.--Houston Post.
ABOUT $4,000 A MONTH
At the rate the African trophies
are coming In, Mr.. Roosevelt would
make big money at a dollar a hide
Atlanta Constitution.
THE G. o. p. ELEPHANT SURvIv-
ED HIM
Mr.. Roosevelt has killed an eleph-
ant.Let not his enemies call this
treason to the Republican party-St.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
COULDN'T WITHOUT A TEDDY
That dignified community, Beverly
Mass, is not trying to make an oy.
ster Bay of itself--Chicago News.
TRYING TO RIVAL BASEBALL
Denouncing Uncle Joe Cannon is
getting to be popular sport in the
West.-Baltimorel Sun
WHY DOESN'T aIE TRY OYSTER
BAY?
II appears that Mr.. Hartman Is
seeking quiet, as well as rest--Chi-
cago Tribune.
FUNNIEST THING OF THE AGE.
Recent rumor; A friend of the
People. BY Senator Aldrlch--Charles-
ton News and Courier. .Dt,
LOST THREE RS.
While proficiency in othography
does not necessarily mean success in
would be well for our educators to
ray a little more attention to primary
studies.-Iron Trade Review.
SAFETY AT SEA
In safety the modern ocean steam.
ship is a great advance upon the best
OF even twenty years ago. The multi
piled bulkheads, the duplicate and
even quadruplicate engines, electrical
control, the submarine telephone and
wireless telegraph and the splendid
discipline of crews which recent
emergencies have shown make life at
sea not a danger. but a holiday
New York World.
THE PRICE OF A KISS
A Philadelphia man has sued an
other individual for $4,000 for steal
just one kiss from the formers
wife. We are not so ungallent in
Georgia as to reduce osculation to
cold statistics-Atiantic Constitution.
A SURPRISE FOR HIM
A disappointing surprise awaits
the East Indian anarchist who went
cheerfully to the gallows In England
expecting reincarnation and caste
promotion as reward for having
murdered Briton-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
THE REAL TROUBLE
A Los Angeles society woman COM
mitted suicide and, gave as the rea
son that "the game is not worth the
candle" The game" itself Is all
right, however. The trouble is that
some light the candle at both ends
Philadelphia Inquirer.
FOWLER'S ATTACK.
The Conclusion il should force up
on In the Springfield (Mass) Republi.
can, commencing Mr.. Fowler's at
tack on Speaker Cannon, Is as fol-
lows: