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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-12-02

Nice. little. pleasant, gentle, easy.
safe and sure pills, are Rings Littlo
Liver Pills. Pinesalve, carbolized.
soothes pain. In any emergency
bruises. cuts. sores, burns, scratches,
etc. Pinesalve. carbolized, is best
Sold BY Geo F. Cave Drug Stores. =
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-12-02

Every man fancies that TO a wom-
an box of candy is as good as an
apology. n bunch of violets better
than an explanation and kiss a per-
lGct substitute for al excuse
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-12-02
JOB PRINTERS, ATTENTION.

For sale. One Chandler G. Price
Platen press, size of platen l1x17
inches. Make us an offer. Standard
office.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Drualsss Cure.

William. dear" feebly called the in.
valid wife, who was supposed to bs
nearing the end Of her earthly career
yes, darling" answered the sorrow
ing husband What is III"
when | am gone" said she, II fee
that for the sake Of the motherless lit
tie ones you should marry again"
do You really think It would be
best. darllnr2" asked the faithful VII
liam
Yes. William. really do" replied
the invalid After n reasonable length
NJ lime sou should seek the compan
ionshin II some coed woman"
DO Yen know. my dear said tn
husband that yeu hive lifted great
burden from my mludf Now. there IS
that charming widow Jones across the
wav She has acted rather friendly
toward me ever since you were taken
III or course. dear, she could never
I'LL your place. hut she is young. plump
and pretty. and I'm sure she would dc
her best TO lessen my GRIEF
william Henry Brown exclaimed
the female whose days were supposed
10 be numbered. as she partly raised
herself upon the pillow. III you ever
dare install that redheaded. freckle
faeed. squint eyed hussy In my shoes
Fn-Tlr'- And then she tainted.
But tac next day Mrs Brown was
able to sit up. and two days later she
WAS downstairs New York Times.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

Dean Ramsay could not couatensncs
profanity. Int be managed 10 tel IN
his ''Remlnlsesnces. some good stories
Of weakness which afflicted many IN
his time
a late Duke Of Athal had invited r
well known character writer Of
Perth. to come NJ and meet him a.
Dunkeld for the TRANSACTION Of some
business. The duke mentioned the de :
and hour when he should receive thu
man Of law. who accordingly came
punetuaily at the appointed time and
place But tie duke had forgotten the
appointment and had gone 10 the hln
from which he could not return foi
some hours. A highlander present de
Scribed the Perth writer's Indignation
and his mode OF showing It by most
elaborate course Of swearing Bot
whom did he swear att WAS the IN
qulry made Of the narrator. who re
piled. Oh he didnn rweer Mt onythlng
particular. but julst stude In la middle
OF Ia road and swoor al lalrge have
from a friend also an auecdote which
shows how entirely at one period the
practice OF swearing had become IA
miliar even 10 female ears when mixed
up with the intercourse OF social life
A sister had been speaking OF her
brother as much addicted to this habit
Dor John sweers awfu'. and we try TO
correct him, but she added In a can
did and apologize tone, M doubt Il
is great set AT to conversation
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
A SAMPLE Of His Nerve.

Buck Taylor. the Snowman. was
great friend OF Captain william
O'Neill. the rough rider who was killed
at Las Guasimas. Cuba In the Spanish
American war O'Nelll was sheriff OF
Tucson, Ariz.. when Taylor became &C
qualnted with him, and on more than
one occasion the cowboy rendered the
easterner service.
did O'Neill deserve the reputation
he held for neryer' Taylor was once
asked
Well" he said and then hesitated,
as II careful TO choose the right words
81 don't think there was anything that
Bucky O'Neill was afraid of Once he
went into a den where ten of the pals
OF murderer and train robber be was
after were gathered. laid his hand on
the mans shoulder and walked him
out. lie had not a friend or ally within
sight or hearing. Was that neryeY'
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

European housekeeping in Papua is
charmingly simple Everything arriv-
ed In tin, for the most part ready for
us. Meat. milk, butter. vegetables-all
stood IN tins in neat rows in the store
room. diet OF timed stuffs grew
rather msnotonous at times. but We
were able occasionally to vary IT..
Sometimes a man would arrive with n
live turtle. which he would sell for two
sticks of tobacco, costing threspsnce.
The wretcbed turtle would be killed
and cut up. but would still insist en-
quivering In most realistic manner
even when placed on the fire to Geek.
Then. too, II the season WAS good
one. the kitchen would be found lined
with joints of wallabies. and 1t would
be hard to know what to do with so
much fresh meat.-Wide World Aagn-
zine.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
BAN Tupt's Petition Tor Discharge.

IN the matter Of Lional B. Taylor
bankrupt in bankruptcy.
To the Hon. Clarence Hale. Judge of the Dis
trict Court Of the United states for the District
OF Maine
Lional r. TAy lor Of Dead River Pl in the
county Of = merset, ana 81 ate of Maine, in said
District. respectfully represents. that on the
18th ds! oil September last psst be was duly ad
jndged bankrupt under the Acts of Congress
relating to bankruptcy: that he has duly surren-
dered a is property and rights Of property
and has fully complied with all The requirements
Of eajd Acts ant of the orders of Court touching
his bankruptcy
Wherefore he prays that he may be decreea by
the Court 10 have a full discharge from all debts
provable against his estate under said tank-
ruptcy Acts, e1c ept such debts as are excepted
by Law from such discharge.
Dated this 10th day of March. A. d. 1909.
Liona B. Taylor Bankrupt.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Whit 70 Do In an Emsrasner.

shipwrecked.-Go ashore a. soon as
possible; remove wet clothing and re
late your experiences to nearest re
porter. Add photograph II possible.
Baby. Cat Asleep on Face Of-Ite-
move cat
Train, Run Over By.-Remoye train.
using force II necessary. Upon re
lease acquaint nearest station master
with the facts and proceed a. in case
OF shipwreck.
Pantry. Burglar fn.-Procnre a copy
of the Tariff Reform leagues latest
publication on free food fallacies and
read same to intruder. taking care to
elucidate most telling arguments The
eontrlte cracksman will at once turn
over a new leaf and express bis sor-
row. Under the circumstances you
will do well TO accept bis assurance
of regret
Crime. Having Committed or Being
Suspected of.-Apply to nearest mu=
sic ball manager for an engagement
Insist on being put among the star"
turns and demand a salary proportion
ate TO the gravity of the crime IN ques-
tion.-punch.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.

DISTRICT OF MAINE. ss
On this ard dag of April. A. D., 1863 on
readlng the foregoing petition. 1t is
Ordered by the Court, That hearing b. had
upon the same on the 25rd day OF April, A.
u: VI, before said Court at Portland, IN said
bf9tllCt. At a. o CLOCK III the f0ieuoon; and that
notice thereof be published in The Somerset
Reporter newspaper printed In said District,
ana that ali known creditors, and other persons
In interest, may appear at tho -c'S -t--~---<s
place. ana shoR cause II any (0cy hesTeT --zry .s1-
prayer OF SAID petitioner should not be granted.
And IT Is further ordered by the Court, That
tht Clerk shall send by mail to all known cred
ttors copies OF SAID petition aud this order, ad =
stated.
Witness the Honorable Clarence Hale, Judge
NJ the said Court. and the seal Thereof at Port
iand, IN said District, ON the 3rd day OF
March. a. ID. lA9
[L.sl JAMES E. HEwEY, Clerk.
true copy of petition and order thereon
Attest: JAMES T. HEWEY. Clerk.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Notice Of First Meeting of Creditors

l the District Court OF the United states fer
the District OF Maine in Bankruptcy.
d ie sne P E' wilson so In bankruptcy
Bankrupt
To the creditors of George +. Wilson of
" adson, in the County of Somerset and Dis
trict aforesaid. bankrupt
Notice Is hereby given that on the 3rd day
OF April. A. y. 1909. said George +. Wilson
WAS dul adjudicated bankrupt and that the
irst meeting of his creditors viii be held at
Daniel Lewis office i'll Merrill Block, Skow-
hegan, Maine on the oath day OF A pril A. ID.
1909. at ten O'Clock i'll the forenoon, ut which
time the said creditors may attend. prove
their claims, appoint a trustee, examine the
bankrupt, and transact such other business
MS may properly come before said meeting.
pril }. A. D. 1893
DANIEL LEWIS,
Referee in bankruptcy.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

Dora. the pet of the household. was
very fond of oysters. and after eating
her lunch of oysters and crackers she
thought OF her denr mother busy at her
sewing machine She selected a nice
large oyster. put It IN a plate and car.
ried II 10 her mother who, pleased
with her little daughters thoughtful.
ness. ate the oyster and said:
1T is most as good as my little
grille"
Yes answered Dora. Il know It il
good cause licked It all the way
from the kitchen. "-DeIlneator
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Bankrupt's Petition for DISCHARGE

In the matter OF Charles Fl. Knowles
bankrupt In bank ruptcy
To the hon. Clarence Hale, Judge of the Dis
trict Court OF the United States for tho District
Of Maine.
Charles b Knowles of Fairfisld. In the coun-
y of Somerset, and State of Maine, in said
Ostrict, respectfully representa-. that on the
2nd Gay OF January. last past he WAS duly
Aojndged bankrupt under the Acts OF Congress
relating TO bankruptcy; that he has duly sur
rendered all his property and rights OF properly
and has fully complied with all she require
ment VI said Acts and Of the orders of Court
touching his bankruptcy.
wherefore he prays, that he may be decreed
oy the Court 70 have full discharge from al
debts provable against his estate under sssd
bankruptcy Acts. except such debts as arc ex-
cepted by law from euch discharge.
Dated this md day Of April. A. u. 1909
Charles h. Knowles, Bankrupt.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.

On this Srd day of April, A. d. 1909. on
reading the foregoing petition, it Is
Ordered 10y the Court. that a hearing be had
upon the same on he ZSrd day of April, A.
ID. 1903 before said Court at Portland in said
District, at 10 O'Clock In the forenoon; and that
notice thereof he published in The Somerset
ReIortsr, newspaper printed In said District
and that all known creditors, aud other per.
sons In interest, may appear 1t the said
time and place. and show cause, II any they
have why the prayer OF said petitioner should
not I've granted.
And IL is further ordered by the Court, that
the clerk shall send by mail to all known credi-
tors cnpies of said petition and this order, ad
dressed To them at their places of residence as
STATED.
Witness the Honorable Clarence Hale, Judge
Of said Court, and the seal thereof. at Port
land In said District on the 3rd day OF
April, A. ID. 1919
L. g. JAMES Z. HEWEY, Clerk.
true copy of petition and order thereon.
Attest JAMES Z. HEWRY Clerk
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

a minister OF CrosmiehaeI in Fife.
frequently talked from the pulpit To
his hearers with amusing and indeed
irreyerent familiarity. Expouudlng
passage from Exodus one DAY. he pro
ceeded thus And the Lord said unto
Moses'-sneek that door, I'm thinking
II ye had TO sit beside the door yersel'
ye wadna be sac ready leaving II open.
1t was Just beside that door that Ye.
dam Tamson, the bellman got his
death o cauld and I'm sure. honest
man. he dIdna let 1t stay muckle open
And the Lord said unto Moses see
man aseath the Taft wi his hat on
I'm sure man. ye're clear o the soogh
o that door there. Keep ar your ban
net, Thamas. and II your bare pow be
canld ye maun just get n gray worsted
wig, like myself They're no sac dear
plenty o them at Bob Gillespie's for
10 pence apiece" The reverend gen.
tleman then proceeded with his dis.
course.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

A young man. after his banns had
been twice announced. called upon the
busy vicar early one morning. He
wanted TO have a private word with
him about the banns.
Well" said the vicar. what Is
wrongT
"Oh. It's the girls name"
Hasn't It been given correctly
"Oh. yes It's correct enough. but
want you TO put another girls name
for the third calling. I've changed my
mind and would rather marry Mary
'Arris instead OF Sarah jenkins"
The vicar lectured the youth upon
his fckleness and told him II he want
ed any alteration 1t would be necessary
TO make n fresh start and have the
banns published afresh
What, and pay another shilllngfs
gasped the lover.
Certainly replied the vicar
We'll. In that case you had better
let II be as II Is. and I'll marry my FIRST
love. Pearson Weekly.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
A MAY 20 Mnalth.

Upon one occasion the late Earl Pou.
lett, who. by the way, was grent
spendthrift was paying his physician
and on handing the medical gentleman
400 gulneas In gold asked him If be
knew how to grow rich The doctor
replied In the negative. and the earl
advised him never TO pay an account
by check. but always In coin. for" he
added. the more you look OF your
money the less inclined you will be to
part with H."
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

The wife 81 The historian Grots
must have been an eNtraordinary wo-
maA she rode without a saddle, she
uas not afraid 20 put OF IN a beat
without man. aud abe Was piockJ
sReuga 10 marry Der lever without
psrs&.sios ADD return bome uithost
ssyiss werd alsout u sydney Smith
described this lsdY asa her hoFd In kis
happy fashaoR - Dc Ike them both
- muca fer be is LADY Ike and she Is
perfect gentleman
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Send Job Printing to This Office
CIRCUIT COURT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
DISTRICT OF MAINE IL EQUITY No 676
The AlsAcE WoRsTED COMPANY
VS.
MARSToN WoRSTED MILLS.
ORDER LIMITING TIME WITHIN
WHICH CREDITORS ARE TO AP-
PEAR AND PROVE CLAIMS.

L.
HALE, ].
This cause came on to be heard on the Pc
titon of the Receiver Of the Aatston Worsted
Mills praying that an order should be enter
ed directing creditors OF the said Company to
present their claims within a time to be limit
ed by such order. and it appearing that such
order is expedient and necessary 1t is hereby
ordered that all creditors Of the Marston
Worsted hiIls present to the Receiver on or
before May I, 1909, their respective claims
against the said Company made up as fAptil
10. 1908. and verified by affidavit, and that
all creditors whose claims are not presented
IN the manner and within the time above
prescribed shall be barred from participating
in any distribution of assets in the Receiver s
hands which heyeafter may be made under
direction of the Court unless the Court for
good cause shall otherwise order
The Receiver shall report to the Court all
claims proved with him as herein required,
together with statement OF such amounts as
he may consider Just and lawful TO be allow
ed thereon, and a statement OF his obIecti rs
to such claims as he may consider should
not be allowed.
And il is further ordered that the Receiver
give notice of this order by publishing an at
tested copy hereof in the SOMERSET REroRT-
En-, newspaper published in the City Of
Skowhcgan, in the County Of Somerset and
State of Maine, and in the Boston Daily Adj
vertiser. newspaper published in the City
Of Boston, Massachusetts,. once in each Of
four "a successive weeks Immediately fol
lowing the entry of this order, and by mailing
to all known creditors copy hereof.
March 10, 1869.
BY the Court.
Il. s. JAMES Z. HEWEY, Clerk.
A True Copy,
4wI2 Attest: JAMES f. HEwEY, Clerk.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
His Mean Comment.

Wife readingl--Ileres the adver-
tisement of n matrimonial agency of
fering TO supply any man with a wife
for a guinea.
Husband oh. OF course, II costs less
to get into trouble than il does TO get
out again London Scraps.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

Boil two chickens until tender, take
out all bones and chop the meat ane.
Season to taste with salt. pepper and
butter. pour In enough Of the liquid to
make II moist. then put into mold
When cold turn out and cut in slices
Boston Post.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
WOMEN ARE VICTIMS
Indoor Life and Lack of Exercise
Causes plea

More women than men have piles. 1t
is because they take 50 little outdoor ex
fese and are so often eonstipated. There
IS a stagnatian Of blood IN the lower bowel,
and No amount Of cutting or treatment with
oIutments and suppositores will remove this
cause
Dt leonhardt's Hem Rod, ar internal,
tablet medicine, will permanently cure any
case of piles. removing the cause. Price, 81
al @. K. foggs. skowhegsn. Me. Fully
guaranteed Dr. Leonhardt Co., Station b,
Buffalo, n. y. Write for booklet.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
LAD Wit.

The French have an expression
about cab wit"-that Is. a Frenchman
returning from a party and alone in
his cab thinks OF lots of clever thiAgs
he might have said. There lis a great
deal Of cab wit outside OF France
At.hlson Globe
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

~r~ said the baakrapt Il lost my
fortuns re- hing fef an deal"
"Nery Interesting And what was
ysar iaesiy
a bigger fuFts<ax than ! bad -
rsAls rtp sAa ieAees
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
DR.. EDWARDS.
Best Known Remedy

FOR
rheumatism and Malaria. Stimulates
'ne Kidneys so as to eliminate the uric
ACID that causes Rheumatism and Kid.
ney disease, regulates Torpid Liver;
ac's gently and without gripping on the
bowels; disinfects the entire Aliment-
ny Canal and produces clean,
'aooth Skin and clear Complexion, by
n.ninating all polsqns from the sys-
=. onequalled for Dyspepsia and all
n.onach trouble; is purely vegetable
VA Is so guaranteed under the Pure
''od and Drugs Act. CSC box at
rank w. buchanan, Skow he gan. BE.
soend postal for free sample To Schenck
ee,n,emleal Co, 54.-6 Franklin ST., New York
CITY, Manufacturers.
PERFECT BLOOD PURIFIER"
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

The prisoner was downcast
Cheer up." said his lawyer I've
got jury of twelve men too stupid TO
find out that you're guilty
Naturally the client took mere
hopeful Philadelphia Ledger
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Freedom Notice.

This is To give notice that | have given my
SON Cecil q. keene his time. and that from
this date | shah make no claim for anything
due him. nor pay any OF his bills.
Solon. Maine. March %. A. ID. 1909
3Wl3. ARTHUR {. b. X EENF-
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

mo, boys | must go home tonight"
"Whyp
ut is my wedding night"
Poor fellow Naturally you do not
feel like celebrating"
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
R, HUMPHREYS SPECIFICS.
p,rse,ls.s viii sssA Wall Bivs Languages
hahn, German, Spanish, Portuguese and French

IA FOB Price
I. Peyers, COMPOSITIONS, Inflammation. .......2S
4. Worms. Worm Fever. or Worm Disease. .20
3, Collie, Crying and Wakefulness Of Infants -
4 Dtarrhea, of Children and Adults. ......"..36
8. Dysentcry. Gripings, Bilious Collie. ........20
= Coughs Colds, Bronchitis. ...................20
q. Toothacho Faceache, Neuralgia. ...........26
.. Headache, Sick Headache, Vertigo. .........25
10. Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach. as
Is. Group. Hoarse Cough, Laryngitis ...........25
"a. Salt Rheum. Eruptions, Erysipelas. ........25
rs, Rheuma tism. or Rheumatic Pains. Do
1e, Fever and Ague. Malaria. rs
~ Piles, Blind or Bleeding External, Internal. ID
IA Ophtha lmia. Weak or Innamed Eyes. DO
10. Catarrh. Influenza, Cold in Head. ..........25
10, Whooping Cough, Spasmodic Cough. ......25
II, Asthma Oppressed, Difacult Breathing .....20
~, Kidney Disease. Gravel, Calculi. .........25
%. Nervous Debility. Vital Weakness .....1.OO
~, Sore Mouth, Fever Sores or Canker. ........25
TO- Urinary lnc0ntinence. Wetting Bed.......25
"a, Sore Throat. Quinsy and Diphtheria. .......25
IS. Chronic CongestiOns, Headaches. ..........16
~, Grippe, Hay Fever and Summer Colds. ...25
small bottle Of Pleasant Pellets. fits the vest
pocket Sold by druggists or sent on receipt OF price
Medical Book sent free.
HUMPHREYS HoMEO. MEDICINE CO., Corner
eillism and Ann Streets, New York.
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08
Something Wronu.

There goes Jenkins"
isn't bright. Is hep
"Why not9"
~ hear he Is nm honest alderman"
The Somerset reporter., 1909-04-08

There Ia not a single moment m life
that ws can afford TO lose -Goulburn
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-06-05
MONTANA NOTES.

Alfred j. Stephens, pioneer Of Mon
tana, died recently at White Sulphur
Springs.
By an overwhelming vote freeholders
Of Lewistown granted to S. W. Gebo,
owner Of the Spring Creek coal mine
franchises for the operation of electric
and gas plants in this city for 20 years
A Great Northern ore train was
wrecked Sunday between Helena and
Great Falls and is cars Of ore fell into
the Missouri river. Brakeman Rogers
was killed and Engineer Siebens seri.
ously injured. Three others of the train
crew were more or less seriously hurt
Despondent because Cd continued III
health, Mrs William T. KOehler
drowned herself in the city reservoir at
Miss0ula.
James Sullivan, Frank Sumo and
George Sasso were killed and Mike So.
letto was fatally hurt by a premature
blast in the High Ore mine at Butte
Sunday.
Twenty true bills were returned by
the federal grand jury, which submitted
its report TO Judge Bean at Helena Sat
urday.
The men driving logs on the White
fish river are on strike, their grievance
being that the S0mers Lumber com
pany, for whom they were working, Il
not paying the union scale. Log driy
ers in other parts Of the country ara
also out Approximately lOoo0,O0l
feet Of logs arc in the river here
ready 10 be hoated 10 tho company .
anil ai Somer Tho river drivers ar,
organized under the industrial Work
ersm of The World which Is behind IA,
strike.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-06-05
PLEA FOR MANS CHRIST. ="
Too Much Femininity Ia Present Coz
ception, Says Presbyterian
Preacher

Denver Col. May go. A. o result
ot an overture submitted 10 the Pres
byierIan general assembly Il ID prob
able tAai the next year viii see the
church taking up The great moral quea
tlons of che day arising from the rap
ialf changing industrial and CONNER
elal conditions
Tho causes NAlcl on Quo hand arc
driving HorklnRmen toward socialism
ana lif elastic c1do of morale and on
ihe Other aff causing prosperous Daa
ne.. mfn io ai0op ~ questionable prac
llrr. io teep ln lfea greedy scramble
HNi Nf sought 0ui and an effort madf
'o nnd reuDdIH methods
m " H00 probable fNaf Az question
~ rM'aiH p moH|e sld NJ ho annm
INF ~ iN' band. of commolcIaIIam. nII
N' iI' .HNINrI ai mael iAaaghi and flf
rlHp.j AH lnH a..nl VI applols
HNd N''r maN iln DlI nan hrian ean
sl'" H''nF ~ aafonal ehilafan ,
lNl0aN