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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
Money IN loan.

c. c. Hendricks, agent for the ver-
mont Loan & Trust company, will
place loans on Umatilla farm lands.
For particulars call at room 8 over
Taylor Hardware company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS,
wedding announcements, embossed
private and business stationery, etc.
Very latest styles. Call at East
Oregonian office and see samples.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

FOR SALE OR TRADE-farm Of 100
acres near Cambridge, Idaho. VIII
trade for Umatilla county city or
farm property. Call on or write
Chas. Finch 515 Ann ST., or Clyde
e. Finch at the postofflce.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
7 Want Ads. I
FOR SALE.


WINNING SETTINGS
Of pretty French Houdans, rose
combed White Wyandottes, Barred
Plymouth Rocks and Bantams, $3.50
to 81 per setting Of Is. Enquire e
o. office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

FOR sALE-BOYD'S THOROUGH
bred Black Minorcas are the kind
for eggs, size and beauty. Pen No
/ eggs, SO; pen No. eggs, $3.50.
Member American Black Minorca
club. 610 East Webb street, city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

EGGS-WHITE MINORCA eggs for
sale from thoroughbred prize win
ming stock, at $500 per Is. Call
on G. A. Robbins, 223 Logan st.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

FOR SALE-Old newspapers wrap
ped in bundles Of $50 each, suitable
for wrapping, putting under car
pets, etc. Price 15c per bundle,
two bundles 25c. Enquire this Of
flee.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

FOR SALE-BUFF ORPINGTON
eggs from large, prize winning
stock. $3.50 per 10. ]. E. Duke,
900 West Alta.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

WANTED will take horses to pas
ture on my place near Meacham,
81 per month. Plenty Of grass,
salt and water. C. c. Darr.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

ON ACCOUNT Of change Of field 1
will sell my home in Riverside at a
bargain. Levi Johnson. Phone
Rer 1861.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

WANTED-Lace curtains to wash.
Carefully handled. Mrs. Anderson,
1101 East Railroad street. Phone.
Black 1891.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
Extra Lines over -Four, Is
cents per Line per month.
MISCELLANEOUS.

CARPETS, RUGS, FURNITURE AND
draperies cleaned by suction and
compressed air, without removing
from room. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Phone Main, 503..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

FOR SALE-Loganberry plants. soc
per dozen, by mail, postpaid. By
express or freight, 81 per hundred.
C. F. Moore, Cresswell, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

DIR. LYNN K. BLAKESLEE, CHRO-
mic and nervous diseases, and dis
eases of women. X-ray and Electro
Therapeutics. Judd building, corner
Main and Court streets. Office phone
Main 70; residence phone, Main 554.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
DENTISTS.

e. A. MANN, DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street, next to Commercial
association rooms. Office phone
black 3421; residence phone red
1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. POSITI-
ons secured and help furnished for
all kinds Of work. C. H. Sellers, E.
o. Bldg, Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

Daily East Oregonian by carrier,
only is cents per week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
For SaIe-COntlnued.

FULL BLOOD White Leghorn eggs
for sale. Address Mrs. r. L. Oliver
or phone Black 1921.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

DIR. NJ. S. KERN. DENTAL SUR
geon. Office, room Is. Judd build.
| ing. Phone red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
-Four Lines, in Daily, Weekly
and Semi Weekly 81 per month.
PHYSICIANS.

H. s. GARFIELD. NJ. D., HOMEO-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
WANTED,

CITY OF PENDLEToN MAPS at
East Oregonian office. Price 25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

WANTED-Gentle single driver. Ad-
dress 3O1 College street or call af-
ter 4:30 p. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

VAUGHAN BROS, DENTISTS, OF
flee in Judd building. Phone Main
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
AUCTIONEER.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

NJ. A. RAIDER, FUNERAL DIREC-
tor and licensed embalmer. Grad
uate of the Chicago College Of EN-
balming. Corner Main and Webb
streets. Phone main 130. Funeral
parlors in connection.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

NJ. B. KEYS cab stand at Golden
Rule hotel. Phone main 25. Special
attention given to parties and dances.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

HORACE w. KING. CIVIL ENGIN-
eer and Surveyor. Room II. De-
spain building
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL d.
rectors and licensed embalmers.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone main rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

LIvINGS STON & CO., FROM INDI-
ana. Contractors and builders.
Plastering and reinforced concrete
work, sidewalks a specially. Leave
orders at this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

CITY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON
street, Carney & Kennedy. Props.
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In connec-
ton. Phone main 10.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01
ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS. ETC

D. A. MAY, CONTRACTOR AND
Builder, Estimates furnished on all
kinds OF masonry, cement walks, stone
walls. etc. Phone black S7SS. or Ore
gonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-04-01

Portland, March 31.-According to
reports received today from William
ette valley points the lambing season
SO far as 1t has progressed at present,
has proven disappointment to sheep
men, the increase being comparative
ly light while a heavy one was ex-
pected. According to S. P. Gould Of
the Gould Commission company this
morning, this condition is due to the
recent cold weather which killed the
feed and thereby put the animals in
poor condition for lambing.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
courts historical Centres.

Judge Wright, of the Twelfth Ju-
dicial Circuit of Virginia, has started
3 movement which should spread all
over the United States. This move
ment is to make the court house of
each county kind of historical CEN
ire or museum for that county. This
Judge Wright proposes to accomplish
by placing in the court halls portraits
of distinguished men who have been
citizens of the county, together with
tablets recording important historic
events of the locality. The effect of
this if the plan were adopted in Mary
land would be to perpetuate the mem
DRY of many distinguished men and
important events, to stimulate inter
est in the history of Maryland and
each of its counties, to encourage pa
triotism and pride of State, to make
the court houses far more attractive
and interesting. Almost every coun-
ty in Maryland is rich in history. In
each court house portraits of impor-
tant people belonging to the county
could be placed. In each county
events have happened which are wor-
thy of commemoration by tablets
What Judge Wright proposes in Vir-
ginia might well be done in Mary
land.-Baitmore Sun.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
THE NATIONAL SIN,
Extravaganza, Public and Private,
Americas Worst Menace.

Extravaganza, Public and Private,
Americas Worst Menace.
A few nights ago l sat with a party
of men-one an upstate banker, two
New York merchants, one of them
head of great corporation whose
product enters into the manufacture
of dozen or more leading staples
used in nearly every home, and the
other engaged in a large way with in
ternational trading, the fourth gen.
tleman, literary man OF recognized
attainments, and the last other than
myself, a politician of national repute
myself, politician of pr.tionai repute
possessor of a large fortune acquired
principally by making shrewd invest
ments and as result of advanced in
formation respecting Wall Street OPP
erations.
The topic, entirely by chance, was
the extravaganza of the present age,
and the consensus of the opinion ex-
pressed and assented to by all was to
the effect that National, State and
municipal governments rush into en-
gagements involving in execution vast
sums of money raised and to be raised
through the only available source,
taxation of the people, and many
times larger than the known wealth
of the country or the probable en-
durance of the peoples prosperity
warrants. The people, inherently
committed to woeful waste and prodi-
gality according to their means in
personal expenditures, are blind to
proper realization of the meaning of
these stupendous budgets. They are
too much absorbed in their own pur-
suits to give attention, even could
many of them do so Understandings
to the direction affairs are taking.
The multiplicity and duplication of
public Offices and the incumbents
thereof, many of whom are in charge
of vast expenditure of public funds
are in the hands of men who never
have made and never could make
commercial success in business ven
lures of any description. They look
on while graft, direct and indirect,
runs riot with the peoples money.
Contemplation of the foregoing pic
ture is not pleasant. Is it too grossly
painted ?-Communication in New
York Sun.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Animals Extraordinary.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The hare is said to be one year a
male and another female, but in
credulity is quelled by the comment
by the author, praise be to Him who
is capable of performing all things!"
The viper, on attaining the age of a
thousand years, invariably goes blind,
but promptly finds its way to the
nearest fennel plant with which it
rubs it's eyes, when its sight is re-
stored by the permission Of God
The eagle also goes blind with age,
when its dutiful young carry 1t on
their backs to "a clear spring in India,
on the top of mountain. into which
they dip it," whereupon it regains
both its sight and its youth.
The phoenix takes pleasure in fire
and in remaining in it. When its
skin becomes dirty, it cannot
be washed but by means Of fire.
Sashes are woven of its soft hair, and
when they become dirty, they are
thrown into fire, upon which they
become clean without being burnt.
The abu-sairas (there is no English
in thickets and having in its nasal
cavity twelve perfect holes. When it
breathes there is heard coming from
it's nose sound like the sound OF
flutes. and the other animals gather
round it to hear that sound; or If
any of them happens to become con-
founded with the sound, it seizes
that animal and eats it, but if it does
not find it practicable to seize any of
them, it gives a terrible scream, upon
which the other animals separate and
fee away from it.--Collated from
Al-Damiri's "Hayat at Hamayan, Jay
akar Translation for the London Out
look.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Her Usual Line of Talk.

A certain Louisville social leader,
whom we will call Mrs. Fayette Coun-
ty, to avoid identifying her, was told
by her husband over the telephone
that he would bring q number o.
guests home to dinner. The party
was altogether unexpected, and in ali
the house, which has become noted
for the generous and sumptuous din
ners spread in it, there was not
enough food.
Mrs. County got busy at once and
instructed her cook to order certain
supplies while she planned the rest
of the dinner. A little later Mrs.
County happened in the room where
the telephone was and was Mortified
to hear the cook talking ferociously
into the telephone, something as fol-
lows:
IAN All want SIX dizen sof' shell
crabs an eff yo' doan get dem up here
mighty quick Ah'll skin every one of
yo', we low down---Who is els p Dis
is Mrs. Fayette County, OATS who dis
is, and All means cherry word All
says "
Mandy" cried the mistress, what
do you mean? You must not"
"Law'sy, returned the cook,
that's all right. Miss Fay, An talks
to 'um like dat for yo' all de time. -
Louisville Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
WHEN TAKING LEMON.

While the health value of lemons
taken morning and evening cannot
be overestimated, particularly to one
of bilious tendency, certain precau-
lions must be observed if full benefit
is to be had
Do not make the mistake of taking
too much lemon at once To put the
juice of a large or small fruit in a
glass of water is too much acid for
the ordinary stomach. Not more
than a half lemon should be used to
the glass.
If the lemon Juice and water are
taken twice day it is wiser to
squeeze the juice of a good-sized
lemon into a covered tumb1er or
small flask. Put a third of it into
a glass of cold or hot water, as pre-
ferred. This gives extra juice for
the following morning and saves
trouble. The juice should be taken
Immediately upon arising.
Do not think that lemonade is as
healthful as unsweetened lemon and
water. The former is injurious to
many, while the latter rarely fails
to agree with every one who gives it
a thorough trial The addition OF
sugar creates an acid.-New Yorl
Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Harte and the Conductor.

The unexpected arrival of the tor
pedo boats when we we're planning a
reception for them recalls Bret
Harte's encounter with the conductor
What's the matter with the
train?" asked the lecturer, vexed with
the speed they were making.
If you don't like this train" the
conductor retorted, you can get off
and walk"
by Jove!" said Harte, I'D do it,
but reception committee is to meet
me at my destination, and / don't
want to get in ahead Of time, st.
Louis ost-Dispatch.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30

This continuance takes a piece of wire,
cuts it to the desired length, bends it
into the form of the letter u and
wraps it around a hose, thus making
a coupling. At one end is movable
carriage which is turned by means of
handle. The wire is passed over
one of the gaps in the corrugated car
riage-way and as the latter is turned
the ridge behind carries the wire
down slot and bends it into shape.
In another part is cutting device de-
signed to cut a second wire to size
while the first is being formed. At
the back is grip by which the u
shaped wire is held as it is wrapped
over a hose. Wireworkers who are
restricted to the old method of cut
ting, bending and wrapping with no
more aid than pair of pliers, will
appreciate the relief this new imple-
ment AFFORDS. Washington Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
No Cheap Resorts Near Paris.

It is a remarkable thing, but in
the near neighborhood of Paris there
are but very few places where you
can go and spend cheap holiday and
take your family. For one thing,
milk is always difficult to get in coun-
try places. 1t is all sent to the near
est town or the ground is cultivated
Pasture land is rare in France and
milk is dear. The same with the
fruit and vegetables they all go
away to the towns.
Apropos of this, there is a butcher
In Barbizon who enjoys a unique po-
sition. He is the only butcher within
five or six miles, and If you grumble
at him he says: "The tramway leaves
in two hours. See if you can get bet
ter in the next town-or try the for
est, II my meat doesn't please you. -
London Globe.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
ARTISTIC TABLE DECORATIONS.
PARSLEY ALL WINTER,

Instead of trying to grow parsley
In the kitchen window, as many
housekeepers do, try what you can do
with it in your cellar. If it is cool,
yet never gets down to freezing, you
should have generous supply of the
herb until time to raise it in the gar
den again.
Just before frost dig up carefully
the roots of the best parsley plants in
your garden. or If you have none, get
them from some accommodating
friend or perhaps a farmer in market
may be induced to supply them.
Put these plants in box well filled
with a rich soil; this can be taken
from the garden bed or can be freshly
mixed, using third each of soil, we'll
rotted manure and sharp sand.
Water occasionally as the soil
seems to need it. put in some part of
the cellar where there is a fairly
steady temperature and little light,
and you should have all the parsley
you want for months.-Jane, in the
Boston Post
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30

Dreamed Shrimps-T one can
of shrimps, the yolks of two eggs, and
a half cup of cream. Mix the egg and
cream in a saucepan and stir in the
shrimps, letting them get thoroughly
heated, season with salt, pepper and
anchovy paste. Serve on squares OF
hot, buttered toast.
Egg Toast-Beat together one egg.
one breakfast cupful of milk, pinch
of salt. Soak in this small slices of
stale bread, and when soft put them
on well buttered griddle and brown
both sides. These make very good
dish for tea served hot. They should
be eaten with butter.
Marble Cake-One egg, one cup
sugar, two cups -four, one-half table,
spoon salt, two tablespoons baking
powder, butter size of egg (melted)
one cup milk. one teaspoon vanilla.
Take buttered pan and put one-half
of mixture in and to the other half
add one-third cup of good molasses,
one-half teaspoon nutmeg, one-halt
teaspoon cloves, one-half teaspoon
cinnamon. Pour on light part and
bake in moderate oven.
Dreamed Ham-Two cups of cold
boiled ham chopped very fine. two
teaspoons onion juice, one tablespoon
parsley chopped fine, one cup of milk
four hard boiled eggs, a little salt
and pepper; rub the yolks of three
eggs smoth with little of the milk
and chop the whites very fine; now
add this mixture to your milk and
when thoroughly heated pour it over
nicely toasted bread. This makes a
nice breakfast dish.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Heaven is Here.

Heaven is yours; you have but to
enter in and take possession; and
heaven means supreme happiness,
perfect blessedness; it leaves nothing
to be grieved over. 1t is complete
satisfaction now and in this world
1t is within you, and if you do not
know this. it is because you persist in
turning the back of your soul upon
1T. Turn around and you shall be-
hold it To transmute everything
into happiness and Joy, this is SUI
premely the work and duty of heav-
enly-minded men.-James Lane AL
len.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Ascent of the Aviator.

In the air one minute-Another
fool inventor
In the air three Hasn't
he killed himself yet?
In the air five minutes-All the
fools amt dead yet.
In the air thirty minutes-Mr. Ay-
rider, the well known aviator.
In the air one hour-Our distin-
guished fellow-countryman.
In the air one hour and a quarter
The wizard of the air
In the air one hour and a half
The Legion of Honor could have been
bestowed on no worthier man.-Life.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Sought Fatal Insniratinn

Vladimir Nesteroff, a Moscow man,
who had resolved to write play after
the style of Hamlet" took a dose of
Indian hemp, and invited three COM
panions to write down the words of
wisdom which he expected would fall
from his lips while he was under the
influence of the drug. AS his words
were no wiser after twenty minutes
he took a larger dose, with the re-
suit that he became unconscious and
died.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Exercise and Food.

"What do you want" demanded
Mr.. Newlywed,, as he confronted the
tramp at the door of the bungalow;
breakfast or work."
Both, sir" replied the wayfarer,
timidly
well, eat that!' returned the 9TH
er savagely, handing out biscuit and
piece of steak, land you'll have
both"
Whereupon Mrs. Newlywed glanced
reproachfully at her husband, for he
was giving away the first fruits of her
culinary studies at the cooking school.
Brooklyn Life.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
TORE HIS SKIN OFF IN SHREDs.
itching Was Intense-SIecp Was Of
ten Impossible-Cured by Gu
ticura in Three Weeks.

AT first an eruption of small pustules
commenced ON my hands. These spread
later to other parts Of my body, and the
itching at times was intense, so much SO
that | literally tore the skin off in shreds
in seeking relief The awful itching inter
fered with my work considerably, and also
kept me awake nights. tried several doc
tors and also used a number of different
ointments and lotions but received prac-
tically no benefit. Finally ] settled down
to the use of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura ONT
ment and Cuticura Pills, with the result
that in few days all itching had ceased
and in about three weeks time all traces
of my eruption had disappeared ] have
had no trobule of this kind since. H. A.
Krutskoff, STA Wabash Ave, Chicago, H.,
November Is and IS, 1907"
Potter Drug & Chem Corp, Sole Props.
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Not at Custer Massacre.

Doane Robinson, head Of the de-
partment of history for the State OF
South Dakota, says of Sitting Bull
and the Custer massacre: 1.-THE In
dams tell me that Sitting Bull was a
medicine chief; that he was the great
est influence among the Sioux at that
time by reason Of his constant agita-
tion against the whites, and that he
did not personally engage in the fight
against Custer, but that he was back
on an elevation between the Little
Big Horn and the Big Horn making
medicine. Indian School Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Four Kings in One Day.

Sir Henry Picard, Lord Mayor of
London in 1888, entertained four
kings in one day. The monarchs
were John, King of Greece; the King
of Cyprus, David, King of Scots, and
Edward III, King of England The
guests played at dice after the ban
quet, and Sir Henry Picard won some
hundred marks from the King of Cy-
prus, but as the King was not good
loser, the winner gave him his money
back again.-Home Notes.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Waste of Material.

IN process of time it was OBJ
served that the multimillionaire phi
lanthropist had ceased giving away
costly library buildings to towns and
cities.
Why is this, Mr.. Canaggy?" the
reporters asked him.
Young men," he said, what is
the use of building great houses for
libraries when all man needs for an
education is five feet of books?"
Whereat they marvelled, but they
could not answer him. Chicago Tri-
bnna
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
Eskimos and the TeIephone.

Zone of the most amusing incidents
in all my experience with Eskimos
was when first showed them a tele-
phone, General "A. w. Greedy, the
Arctic explorer, said.
They absolutely could not UNDER
stand it, They tried in every way
to understand the trickery. First /
talked to one, and he was sure / was
fooling him in some way. Then I put
one at each end of the phone and
let them talk to each other. It was
here that mystification knew no
bounds. Boston Record.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-11-30
From National Forrest.

The forest service grants a large
amount of timber free each year to
bona fide settlers, miners and pros
pectors in the vicinity of the national
forests in this State for firewood,
fencing, building, mining, prospect
ing and other domestic purposes.
Each such person may obtain $40
worth of this material annually by
applying to the nearest forest officer.
San Francisco Call.