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The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-03-04

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mot later s,than ThHgsdhy
/ FsEinfe 10 do 30 win pysxsaAE pWbas
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The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-03-04

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soft sent and &
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is that it is not tho Negroes nnlv tbaf
need education: AM sT m u ean thaf. lt4-
orally. The ,nuimhar aof ignorant -, =.
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Now, swta ia sain8tSi2sS g,ep1t4 inform, a.
tion, and aid; from aSasxsnrces that hi: We
would, hafdig.yaa xS M: Z: r thin1r tbo
history Of the ;kifnsaYao 1em emf NJ .thA
civil -sery,s,e.ss ~ sgSESsland fh,,;t,ot -
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The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-03-04

SAID. misconceptions to the whites are
most ihhArm onious, you. have q riot
the minnte you: propose to- move
them, on the part OF and by the, very
men With whom they cannot live. ,
x It seerla to me that this is the re-
ducttp I'D :absurdum with reference
to a, suggestion that expatriation is
a solution OF this question. The
solemn: scientific statement of man
that the:races cannot live together;
even: Though 1T appear in the Con-
grestohai$ Record, ought not, to ocI
eupyt our minds for a moment, be-,
cause, they are living together, an /
they have lived togeA her for over a
hundred, years. Now, the question
is whether we or they, or all, Of ,us
together, can make this living to
gethaf better for both races. It is a
problem that is. set. before us, and
1t does not help us to say that you
[cannok work it out, because we have
got to work it out. -. - - 80 =. :
-. A rage feeling, a race prejudice,
is a fact And tffs-mah who does, NOT
recogaize 1t is just exactly Illogical
as the man>who says that ten MILTON
people nov, in the country cannot
live With. the other seventy rnillions
that ::aFeE Mere when they are living
here. !; II; fs a; race feeling, and you
cannot dtBpose Of it by. saying that
it ought not to exist. It does, exist,
and that's a part of the problem. ::
Now, how. are you going to wipe
It out TO the extent Of making It SO
that IT. sAAll not produce injustice
and a @1Ack of harmony between the
race? W6ir,I think you are going to
work II out. ! believe in my heat
that YOU are going to work It out
by, making 1T to the advantake or
profit OF; both rnces to see that 1T
is not TO- the advantage of either to
ALLOW .thatrracel feeling to <continue
between them to the extent of, max
ing eit;dnficult for them to live TO-
. Eddca&ion tho, Solution. ~ . ...,,:.
The tNaEeo is absolutely essential
to the development Of the South. His
labor the South needs, and the more
you tpstfact that labor, the more
ADVOCATE e.. Education Sol TWO
yaluahles The becomes to. the South.
,Hente,lt NJ that the work of tfafap-
ton Institute has it's intense import
ance IT ,is the solution or the race
question. do not believe, and ]
do not think most men believe, In too
many clutches for people that are
Itrying-to learn to walk, but If you
furnish them just enough education
to knew how to use, their minds
and, their hands and their legs in pro
ductiysIs occupations, and you give
them the instrument by which they
can help themselves and then IL they
are asraeg that has spirit to help
Themselves the future is before tfien
and is2oHpof tunBy is theirs. {. (. I.
I Hb 40 NOT ,pfcfass to know ,as
!, ,,11t the race aneatl6i Z I'd
q aSfasn Who I IhsH ~ 80 EEsn
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-03-04
g. HUNpasslD ISsoI mi REWARD.
oRersa ba. i 5rs For: j Cap:

~ SgYE
9oiiffn 1nfa 1t col orsd lata toned
agt sssi stt fIaE bor, ID -aGys issQaa Ars
order fofbtdding J the enlisted men
from, entering that village, without
a pass. : a reward of 800 has been
raised By members: OF. the regiment
for the .captare be; the assailant Of
Edith Gambiey. providing he proves
to be a member of5the regiment.
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thb;Iaault}t with LIE knowledge and and
constant oeItha BOARD OF regents, tag
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T. tho Atht, mo SUNDAY 4 Schools d, AIS
= \ Asked ~ te Raise by Their Com,


~ Earle. w VA March q .rho 80,
|ecs,altiivs board Of tha ,Ws.t- w. s ~.
|Raptfst SUNDAY !, aehoo, c,nvantia,,
EsAe.d 4 lmesting, hare ,saturdsv : !. lS.,
Central baptist churSh : : :, -.
ts i !, 3, ! l<,
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.ta $! freetd s!.a 2! VINO app otnted Rev
E 1 " ann Key e g: D:Waiaee, TO
sosaatiee. tne de yetionalt exercises. En-
a ntating tfe ob 3ect; OF the meeting. Mr.,
y ,tEa t ,as spoka Of the death s1of
tNex y 4 u arotoks IN totehfn words
IS sa i3l 81 the Slbpard g attentions to the
exceilant service he rendered to the
beard az "a M ember, and as an, enth u
E lHt :Stnslay school worker. y ,Idia
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

JOHN A. JOHNSON, the greatest Governor Min
nesota had is dead. He passed away early last
Tuesday morning at Rochester, Mimi, his untimely
demise mourned by every man, woman and child in
the State and by many millions throughout the ma
ton
President Taft in his speeches in the Twin Cities
referred to the late Governor as Mnnesotas favorte
son" and suoh he was. The President also alluded
gracefully to the possibility of Gov johnson being
called upon to the nation in time to come in
higher sphere-but Death, unconquerable, has
changed the course of history in that respect.
"In the midst of life we in DEATH and no
one knows what day will bring forth. The uu-
timely death of Gov. johnson is sad blow and re-
minds all of the immutabe law of the Master which
calls home the high and the low-the rich and the
poor-at his own appointed time.
John A. johnson was born in ST. Peter, Mimi,
July %, 1861 and was therefore in his fortyninth
year at the time of his DEATH He attended the COM
mon schools of his native city. At the age of four
teen he became employed in drug store, where he
remained for ten years. In 1886 he became of
the editors and publishers of the ST. Peter Herald.
He was a member of the Minnesota National Guard
for eight years. having served Captain of Company
l. Second Regiment. In 1899 he was elected to the
State Senate, serving term. In 1904 he was
elected Governor of this State as Democrat, being
reelected in 1906 and 1903.
the new Governor.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

THIS country can stand any kind of tariff when
the producers are prosperous. It cannot stand any
sort of tariff when the consumers are hungry and
the producers are poor In the last analysis the pro-
Queer pays all fixed charges on everything-going
and coming. The farmer pays the freight his
produce to market and pays the freight every
thing he buys. Great is the producer-the fellow
who tickles the earth and makes it groan under the
good things it brings forth.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

A NUMBER of years ago Ebert Hubbard wrote
his Message to Garcia which has been translated IN
to and printed in every known living language. Mr.
Hubbard builded better than he knew when he wrote
that short article The world wants the one who
do things-not the one who is continually offering
excuses The one who says II can" is preferable to
the one who mumbles, means, mutters or sputters
81 can't" The man of excuses is not wanted any
where He is of no use to himself anyone else.
When task is assigned to to perform the thing
to do is to go ahead and accomplish it. That is AS
true in one place in another. practice makes
perfect" Genius is the fruition of hard labor The
master minds of the world are all united upon that
axiom Therefore, the thing to do is to be of that
class who work and watch and watch and work for
the opportunity to try to do that which the whining
and whimpering individual says he cannot perform.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
EDIT 0 RIAL.

BISHOP MCGoLRICK of Duluth has announced
his intention of carrying out plan to colonize agri
cultural lands in the northern part OF the State. 1t
is his intention to endeavor to induce seven
thousand families located in the congested cities
of the eastern part of the United States to to
lands which he has selected personally inspected
and found to be particularly we'll adapted to general
farming and stockraising The families selected for
settlement are to be of the Catholic faith principally
and farms in severalty are to be sold them upon
most favorable terms and at low prices. The plan is
not a moneymaking one, but is based primarily upon
philanthropic of lettering the moral
material and spiritual condition of those who will
take hold of the good Bishops ideas
The plan proposed by Bishop McGolrick is not
a new one. About thirty years ago Archbishop
(then Bishop Ireland obtained large tract of land
in the western part of the State and brought over
quite number of families from Ireland. The town
of Graceville was founded-being named after the
then Archbishop of the Episcopate- bishop
Grace. The immediate results of Archbishop Ire
lands colonization did not bear good fruit in the be-
ginning, but there were numerous for the
apparent failure in the initiatory transplanting of
families from foreign country to then practically
wild and woolly frontier Since that time great prog
ress has been made ralroading and in the growth
of the country-thus afforling ready markets for
farm products The result of which has been great
prosperity for the settlers brought over by Arch-
bishop Ireland.
Bishop McGolrick is good man in addition to
being an honest one. He has been engaged In do
ing bene6oent works all of his long and eventful life
Against bitter opposition and many difficulties he
has built up his diocese into of power and for
midable strength and character. In his present I'M
dertakng-that of peopling the northern part OF the
State-and thus making waste places "bloom and
blossom as the rose" he will be engaged in grand
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

aud noble service. First Of all, the people whom he
induces to locate the lands selected will prosper
and call him blessed. The commonwealth will gain
materially in adding large number of desirable
families to the population of the State
It may be said truthfully that if anyone can
make success Of the project outlined. Bishop Nc
Golrick is that man and he ought to have the aid
and encouragement of all who help the plan
along by word or deed
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

Come Worry let us walk abroad today;
Let's take little run along the way:
know sunny path that leads from Fear
Up to the lovely fields of Wholesome Cheer.
I'll race you therein feeling fit and strong.
So, Worry, come along!
We started on our way. and my Care.
l set the pace on through the sprlngtime air,
But ere we'd gone mile poor Worry stopped,
Tried hard to catch his breath, and then he
dropped,
Whilst I went on
An easy winner of that Marathon.
And since that day when vexed by any fear,
When Worry's come again with visage drear,
I've challenged him to JOIN me in that race,
And found each time he could not stand the pace
John Kendlick Bangs, IN Ainslee'e.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
CHURCH NOTICE.

Service Chapel at Sunday morning
Catholic alternate Sunday Rev. G. E.
chaplans.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
TO INMATES.

all desiring to send THE
wish that the privilege will be granted by
Write register
with and address to
must be kept clean and folded
in received placed
requested comply with this order
whether sending a not.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
Mistah Ford Speaks:

Yassah, sho, I play the drum;
CANT 20 heah dat rum-tum-t um?
Uncle John goes off the key,
Keys all look alike to me.
Marches old and all the new ones,
Hear me cover up blue ones.
When the clarinet squawks, ker-jeet
Where'd the band be without me?
Rum pun! Rum Pun!
Kr-r-r.r-r-r-r-r Rum-Pum!
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
The Solo Comets Opinion:

I am the one and only man
Who governs things Pierian;
If you don't know me, it's your loss.
The great Chautauqua Circle boss.
This band would surely make
things hum
If only Ford could play the drum;
excuse me, does he play it well?
just visper about William Tell.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
Scientific Note:

I am an entomologist, an entomologologist,
My speciality is chugs.
In manner intellectual simply disinfect you all
With highly perfumed drugs.
Oh, I'm the boy that burns you out
And cleans you out and turns you out,
And when play the bass,
Old Butch grows green and pink by turns,
He says he feels like Tommy Burns
When johnson showed his face.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

A CELEBRATED scientist says it is impossible for
any human being to in ure ones self by work. That
sounds like arrant nonsense Work is beneficial
but too much work is injurious. No doubt about it.
Perhaps it would be correct to say that over
work is never the immediate cause of serious in
jury the of immediate irreparable injury.
AND the cry is: "Back to the farm-back to
the farm Farming is almost luxury now with all
modern conveniences at the ruralte's doorway.
DIR. Cook is evidently the man to recover the
stolen Charley Ross and find out who struck Billy
Patterson.
FLYING across the Atlantic in airships is ap
parently not far off-accordng to the present out
look.
WHEN the mind rests the body is in repose and
that is good thing for both brain and body.
MANS ingenuity will conquer the air and all Of
the elements.
The road to wealth is generally the road to ILL
health.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
Parlez=vOus Frenchy?

Re museek? Alb, I play heem grand.
Wizout me where would be re band?
I play re two-step lullaby
Viz solo on re water key.
And ven I practices all re boys
In soiitair don make no nois,
ley keep like houses, oh! SO steel,
And call me Weendy-Jammer Beel.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

WHEN the mind rests the body is in repose al
that is good thing for both brain and body.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
The BaritOne's Views.

A little man you see in me,
You know my name? It's A. F. B.
I am the man who killed the whale,
And skinned the shark and told the
tale.
Yes, sir, I did it, I alone,
And now I whale the baritone.
Reave no, my hearties, let 'er rip,
Music is great and SOS ship.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
UNDER Thu Lash.
BY ANGLicUs.
Little Chermany Says:

Little Chermany Says:
Was ist2 bIay der musk? YAH youubet.
bay der hundret-ton horn yet.
Dot Webb he aindt no good, ohoos blay
der horn
Like fiddle pabies blay soons
der born
Dond ged musk, holdings else but
Wind,
Bovessor says you got him skinned.
Choost oom-pah oompah, oom-pah
all der way
He blays choost like dongey
The Baritones Views:
A little you see in me-
You know my name? It's A. B. J.
Lam the who killed the whale,
And skinned the shark and told the
Yes sir I did it, alone,
Andn whale the baritone.
Heave no. my hearties let er rip,
Music is great and SOS ship
The Solo Comets Opinion:
am the one and only man
Who governs things Perian;
If you don't know me- it's your loss.
The great Chautauqua Circle boss
This band would surely make
things hum
If only Ford could play the drum;
excuse does he play it well?
just visper about William Tell.
Scientific Note:
am an entomoogis acknowledgement
My specially is chugs SIS. SIS. IS .e.ss-
In intellectual simply dsinfec you all
With highly perfumed drugs.
Oh I'm the boy that burns you out
And cleans you out and turns you out,
And when play the bass,
Old Butch grows green and pink by turns,
He says he feels like Tommy Burns
When johnson showed his face
Mistah Ford Speaks:
Yasah, sho I play the drum;
CANT 20 heah dat rum-tum- tum?
Uncle John goes off the key,
all look alike
Marches old and all the ones,
Hear up blue
When the clar net squawks ker-jeet
Whered the band be without mep
Rum pun! RumPum
Krr-r- Rum-Pum!
Parlez=vOus FrenChy?
Re museek? Alb, play heem grand.
Wizou where would be band?
play twosep lullaby
Viz solo ze key
And practices all boys
In soiitair don make nois
ley keep like OIL SO Steel
And call me Weendy TANNER Beel
Tonsorial Talk:
You want a shave? got a clock
Needs mending2 fix your ockf
You'd like to learn to draw, you say?
I'll tend to you other day
I'm busy this melody
1.-THE Aeronautic Symphony"
The wordsa French, by Pitman,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

FLYING across the Atlantic in airships is al
,arently not far of-according to the present on
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

MANS ingenuity will conquer the air and all Of
the elements.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

The road to wealth is generally the road to ILL
health.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

Was istp blay der musk? Yah, youubet,
blay der hundret-ton horn some more yet.
Dot Webb he aindt no good, ohoost blay
der horn
Like fiddle pabes blay as soon's
der born,
Don'd ged no musk, holdings else but
Wind,
Brovessor says you bet got him skinned.
Choost oom-pah, -pah, oom-pah
all der way,
He blays choost like dongey
eading hay.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23

DIR. Cook is evidently the man to rect
stolen Charley Ross and find out who strut
Patterson.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-23
T0nsorial Talk:

You want shave? You got clock
Needs mending? Can I fix your lockf
You'd like to learn to draw, you say?
I'll tend to you some other day.
I'm busy on this melody,
"The Ae1onautic Symphony"
The words are. French, by Isaac Pitman,
I'll bet you it will make hit, man.