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The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-07-10
MR.. JUReLEToN's DISCOVERY.
No Man In a Stovepipe Hat Ever
Seen Carrying a Baby, He Declares.

No Man In a StoVepipe Hat Ever
Seen Carrying a Baby, He Declares
did you ever, said Mr.. Jurgleton
see a man I'm a silk hat carrying
an infant child? Never, / venture to
say.
You do see plenty OF fathers,
young fathers mostly. carrying their
babies and very willing to carry
them, indeed proud of their offspring;
but you never see such a father in
a tall hat. They may wear forty
leven other kinds OF hats-derbies,
soft hats, straw hats, or as many
kinds OF caps; but no father carry.
ing an infant ever wears a silk hat
"Of course there can't be any fash
ion decree about this. Refrain!ng
from wearing a silk hat on such oc-
casions must be due Just to instinc-
tive common sense, the baby is an
extremely informal thing. liable 10
scream or cry or wiggle or squirm
al any minute, TO bear itself I'm many
ways In a manner quite incompatl-
BILE with high hat dignity; and even
young fathers seem to know this, and
so they leave their stovepipe tiles
on the shelf at home when they go
out with the baby. They seem 10
know what Is fitting instinctively;
but you never sec a man In a stove
pipe hat carrying baby."-New York
Sun. - -, - -
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-07-10
ST. JOHN OF KANSAS BLEED.
Former Governor Of Kansas Falls an
Easy Prey 70 a Sharpen.

John p. st. John, former Governor
OF Kansas, won the brand Of the
easy mark" yesterday when he "fell'
for the game of confidence man on
the Rock Island train between Wich.
TIA and Topeka. AS a result he is
$40 poovor in real perfectly good
money and much richer in actual
experience.
Mr. ST. John was seated in the
chair car watching the landscape
when a much perturbed and hatless
man entered.
The hatless man dropped into a
seat beside the Governor.
Il was told" he sad. that I could
buy a money order on the train. Now
find that | cannot. don't know
what | am going to do. must send
this money to my sister, and have
only a big bunch of small bills. 1t
won't do TO put them in an envelope
Gov st. John rose to the bait just
as If he had never brayed the dan
gers of such great cities as Topeka
and Wichita.
Il can let you have two twentles. I"
he said.
The offer was accepted. Mr.. st.
John produced the two twenties and
the stranger handed over a roll IN
return. Seeing that he was dealing
with stranger Mr.. st. John carefully
counted the contents of the roll fIe
found that IL contained seven 81 bills
and one s. bill.
You have made a mistake" he
said There is not enough money
here"
The stranger. who in the mean
time had placed the two twenties in
an envelope and sealed 1t, was all
apologies.
That's a joke on my wife" he ex-
planned. "She gave me that roll and
told me that there was $40 in It,.
Here, you just hold this envelope
while l go back and get the rest of
the money"
The Governor put the envelope In
his pocket and resumed his study of
the landscape. Finally he bethOught
him that the stranger had never come
back. Then Mr.. st. John opened his
envelope. II contained only two
pieces OF tissue paper.-St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-07-10

OF tho Turkish constitution last July
20 escape the fury OF the mob, has
now sought refuge, IN Paris. He may
be seen dining In secluded corners
Of the boulevard restaurants. appar.
emily stunning notice as much as
possible.
Il Is said that nc has married a
young Jewess and bought a property
az Boulogne, where he intends 90
pass the remainder OF his life.--Lon.
don Evening Standard
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-07-10

Head Of Abdul Hands secret PO-
lice.
The famous Arab Izzet Pasha. head
OF Abdul Hands secret police. who
aed 10 London on the proclamation
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-07-10

Pullman Buffet Pnrlor cars
operated on trains 20 and - be-
tWcou Jacksonville and Miami.
Pullman Buffet sleeper be.
tween New York aud knights
Key over 4. q. J.. Line north 81
Jack ,onyille IS handled on trains
- aud g..
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01
Severely Reprimanded.

From Tit-Bts
 Gen. Slaves was a martinet, a stickler for etiquette, a man with a prodigious sense of his own dignity, and when Pri- vate s. Weigh, the bugler, one day failed to honor him in passing with the cus- tomary salute, he few-internally-into a towering rage.
 "Knutt," he said that afternonn to the colonel Private Weigh failed to salute me this morning. A breach of etiquette, sir. A piece of impertinence-my dignity -hawl See that the man is severaly reprimanded."
 Col Knutt trembled and nodded and next day spoke to the captain.
 "Bisket" he said, Private Weigh fail- ed to salute the general yesterday Please see that he is severely reprimand- cd"
 Right, sir" said Capt. Bisket, and the next day he spoke to the sergeant Ser geant," he said, Weigh didn't salute the general. See that he is severely re- primanded.'
 Look here, Binks," said the sergeant next day to the corporal bugler, give Weigh a good talking to, will you? He didn't salute the old general the other day"
 Finally the corporal bugler communi- cated with Private Weigh.
 Look here, funny face" said he, eff you don't salute old Pokerback next time you meet him. what-ho, young fel Ter, you'll get a blooming clout on the ear 'ole!'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01
UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA SEVENTEENTH SESSION OPENS SEPT. Sth 1909


 
 
   Gymna  in 
  Education Civil Electrical Engineering ments of al Mobile 
   nento Building  In  John w Abercrombie, President, University, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01
A Cruel Inquiry.

From Judges Library
 'I'm suah." said Chollie softleigh with a drawlng lisp, that I don't know what I shall do when I get out of col lege. Mos1ah wants me to be a min ithtah, but have leaning toward lit ratchah."
 Did you ever think of becoming an &C., tress?' she asked cruelty.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01
STATE NORMAL COLLEGE,

FIorence, HId. Equipment-Fine Library. Chemical, Physical and Biological Laboratories, Shop for Mechanic Arts, Model School for Practice Teaching, etc. Courses in Mathematics, Science Modern Languages, Literature, Latin, English, History, Common Branches, Psychology and Methods, Manuel Training, Music. The whole session is devoted to the work of training teachers. Graduates hold important positions. Fall term begins September 16. Write for catalog to
 M. c. WILSON, President.
 6-o8-su-wed-tf If
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01

by
 
  half Birmingham Nashville highest
  A in 
  the  PATRONS information write President
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01

children enjoy eating SUGAR GLEN Moses the most deli  light noushg dishes during the hot weather GAR GLEN Moass
   E No
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-08-01

"Russias off the beaten track but you'll get there for sure thing. I'd been in Europe seven times before I made Russia. Didn't make Portugal, did you? Of course not-I should have remem- bered that you didn't have the time, Well, there's a lot of interesting stuff around Portugal-I lived in Lisbon for a couple of months one spring, and I'll always remember 1t.
 You didn't get into Spain, either, of course. Well, Spain's a long trip in itself It'll take you three months to cover Spain next time you jump over there You've got to have look at Toledo, Be- vile, Madrid, and so on, and it takes time to do it right" and so on.
 By this time you've got him feeling pretty small over his little old four weeks' trudge around the easily accessible places of Europe, and there's nothing for him to do except to curl up as to his vacation "reminiscences in the face of your ex- tensive knowledge of the more untrav- eled parts of the old world.
 It will be observed that all this re- qures on your part a knowledge of countries and peoples, and this knowledge 1t may take some trouble to acquire; but no person whb has been afflicted for sew eral hot weather months at stretch by the maundefings of returned tourists will regard any old thing as too much trouble thE furnishes 8 possibt method of Tagging ven.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-12

ell azll de un cielO divinamen6e her
moso, teniendo el Gibal por escala
Y quedaste hechizado amte ell fue-
go verIeante de sus proflmdos ojos y
ante ell orc de. sus cabellOs que pare
ciin ''dOS haces de retama amarilleam-
tes de flores"
iGloria tt, principe del valor, que
sentiste Ell amor y no tie importarom
las trabas que el destino implacable
presentara ante tn paso, y que desde
aqlel dia de luz anhelaste locamente
la possession de tn hada EstereQa que
v;viera m las entredias de las rocas,
EN- originates palacios cinoelados por
la mano de Dios masmo, que trisca-
ba los montes cual igera gaceda y sc
ali!nentaba de frutas y dormia sobre
lcchos de hojas!
iGloria q tt, batalladOr imcesante y
yencedor! que te hiciste hombre y ca
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-12

ballero por tu DANA y por tu nombre,
que sentiste en- la fmerza de tu annie
10, allmane y florecer inefablememte
todo cuamto tu paso Sc ofrecla, que
comprendiste el misterio maraviElos0
de Natura y semtiste el poder mnega-
BILE de Di0s.
Salud, hjo de Casio, que celebraste
tn eterno himenso ante La gloria del
Senior, entire el murmurar cadenciO-
so de los bosques de mirtos y enc
bros, ante la presencia magestuosa del
monte Gibal y de Las irisaciones ra-
diamtes de un sol de orc.
iSalad, Calendal, que domenaste un
alma casi sllweatre que tenia en- 81
lulces diWinas y sentires de diosa!
Feliz td, para quien Las aves del
bOsque entOnaron ell camto de bOd&
iSalve. Calandal, hijo de 10 onda!
Lucia Castro.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-12
4 los yuSuiptNr9 ' AgeItc>

Para la buena marcha de esta admi-
nistraci6n, no admitimos Atlas de
suscripciones este diario sino desde
ell primero de cada mes. Las BAJAS
Sc avisaran los dias so 81; advir-
tiendose que las que Sc dieren con pos,
terioridad no Sc ttomaran en- cuenta hi
surtiran efecto en- la contabilidad hasta
ell dia iltimo del mes siguiente al en
que Sc solicitor.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-12
Leyeudo "Calendal'
Amor supreme. .

Federico Mistral es lm poeth
Tai vez algamO sonreia'a al oGr esta
Erase Ole le parezca ingenua y cadl-
dorosa.
Pero, sacaso decimos que Mlstrad es
paeta porque' hiciera versossi
Ell shumilde dicipado de HMnero'
es poeta Y poeta veNladerc, .porq"e
+4nfa deattro de 81 un alma. llrnentSa
v hermosa como La Naturaae0a que ad-
n1irara con clrioaidades de miro v
amores die filosofo y de sablo.
Es mas. Mist1,ai els Ia erca1rlaclan
viviente de la verdadeaa poesla, pon-
Que en- el la vida del espilAta iomina-
la sobre la vida del crlerpo. Y asi suen-
te necesadad de anlar dl divia2o cnedo
y ell anchllroso mar y su cara re,gn3m
provenlzal, qrie guarda para ea espec-
tfculos gramdiosas eal sus clunlbres del
Esteres, clmjadas de pimrtlra y semi
Fradas de rubi eal las de la Ga.rdlo-
Ia, cue centellea el azalr neblMoso die
s,ls cimas sobre la doraNta playa; EN-
la extension imponemte del Rtdaulo,
com su mllgir coafstamte como 81 Ersto-
riara las leyealdas de su tierra' y ela
la penumbra ualdOsa del mo1te Glbaa y
slonde los pinares mirtos, Los carras-
cafes v el1ebros figuran aqruellsa, legion
dc principles die Baue, Ia prinnera entire
las graardes famlias prowenzaafs, hi
JOS de llna rsaza mobile y va,beroSa qute
-s:ntiera em sus varlas Ell ca0or dc uma
san"re que qllena s. se l.. deta: ll1ac-
tiva.
Leyenkio "Caleandaa" HI, ezc:rsr mon
1ado e1 goce exquisite de teer rs"esia.
Y he sabido de la historia de 1ml
pueblo dc pescaNlores pueblo l>obrc.
peyo proyisto de I'm lfaItMi asrecMhi,
pucblo que le Hannah Oasis
Casis esta frelite 4 La uar y este,
mar veces le NINA con carltsHas de
enamoradsa u d veces descent re,aa SUI
lttid y pdINNt titlt CIGoCtfdtMt y DIdV
pr-tende ahoga1le para sienaEvf'e.
en- esa pequedia cl,ldad sobre Gu
yas cumbres Ell romero ea bre0o y ed
nlirto, esparcen srs PERFUMES, delicio-
sa;nente, Sc inspire MBtral y sao6 de
La reaidad NNviente un tapo que ed
duende misterioso que l@bitaui III sll
mansion cerebral 10 man0 y hcarici6
y 10 hize gumde CON el po4t!ef- imne--
gable de la ddlicadeza de suss semtires.
"iCalenda1i enoarnach6m su1prema
del supreme amor, salana, dorada y iu-
minosa que clama anIielante por la
realizaci6n tlo ,nl deseo xlnto y Sill
b!ime como qlliesl 10 comcibiene y en-
yendrara
Ahora que atizada pOr la fiei,re de
.ma pasifn ;nquebrantalhe reaiiza ha-
zaiias dlgnas de 1ln Alcides ) DE un
sllante de Alenana y que b,lrsca La
gloria y la ambiciona, como ell avaro
Sn tesOrO, pOrqnbe Su amor rlac8xsNa de
enpr~sas que le glOrrfMNl@n y ie en-
grandezcan.
Y asi, aun en- La Gina, se reUiste de
un valor in,pomderable, lucha emergi-
camente, suefia con Gloria porque La
gloria es su trhInfo y al fin Ia CO.
h,mbra Sc hace d1edio de ella, sim
tiscldo en- su alma espaamoS nerviosos
de una algeria legada 4 sle coanno, tras
I'm vivir de batalla mceaante
iCalendal, humilde pescador de
arenqaes anehoas q,ram el farego de
una passion lie convertiera en- Ell anna
do de I'M pueblo, EN- A dios die una ra-
za de valerosOS!
jGloria q ii, Calendaa, ljjo de la
F.. omda, que en- un dia de luz viste a
una mnjer, hada 6 dioaa, envuelta en
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-12
Lucia Castro

Pasajes de ida vuelsa 10 de baa gratis
mad
dabs comoddad especa pasaro empeando
Rico New York vice al rededor de dfas.
Emfresssios, BoULToN Bliss DALLnr
Agns Ss. ywss VtLLAR Co., 80 Aheu St. Asesa Posc
Co; Playa
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1909-04-23
FRIDAY. APRIL %. 1909.
WE MAKE CRIMINALS OF MEN
To make man better, i'm


prove his surroundings.
The kind of house he lives in,
the clothes he wears, food he eats,
sermons, lectures and music he
hears, plays he sees, the papers
and books he reads, the people
he associates with, the nature OF
his work and number of hours he
is employed, the character OF his
recreation, the schools he attend
ed; all of these things mould his
mental, moral and physical con-
dition, regulate his contentment
and happiness and determine his
treatment of his fellow man.
According to this new philoso-
ply, to make men patriotic,
strong, intelligent, industrious
and good, moral citizens gener-
ally, it is necessary to improve
his surroundings; give him bet
ter home education and improve
his method of making his living.
But according to the old philos-
ophy, the one that dominates
society at the present time-our.
capitalist way Of thinking-the
only way to make man better is
TO increase the police force, the
army, navy and militia, to build
bigger jails, penitentiaries, etc.
Now, which is right2 Let us
reason.
They will tell you that human
nature will have to be changed
before we can have a better civil
ization, and as usual they are
trying to stand the tree on its
top, for it does not require that
human nature should be changed
first, but it will require higher
and better civilization to change
human nature.
How long have we been trying
to make people better by law, by
the promise of heaven and the
threat of hell? "Thou shalt not
steal" has been taught by the
church since the birth of Chris
tianity. 1t has been written in
all the statutes ofthe world since
man first learned the art of writ
ing. All the powers Of the state,
the penitentiaries, dungeons and
gallows have been used for it's en-
forcement. Have people stopped
stealing on that account?
Well, we guess notl
They steal like pet crows!
They steal more than they ever
did.
One of thegreatest distinctions
between men is the differences in
the amounts they can steal.
If man steals "a ride on a rail-
road, he is a hobo. Ii he steals
the railroad, he is sent to the
United States Senate to help
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1909-04-23
Senator Hepburn after Forest
Reserve Lands.

In the April number the Irriga-
ton Age suggests that President
Taft select an envoy of unquestioned
integrity to investigate and report
direct the acreage of agricultural
lands now held in forest reserves,
which it is not intended to re-forest
and take measures which will re-
store this area to entry. Idaho is
fortunate in having in Washington
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1909-04-23

other thieves make laws to keep
the people from stealing from
them.
If a man picks your pockets or
holds you up, or burglarizes your
house, he is sent to jail; yet every
time you get on the train you
are held up. Every time you
light a fire your pockets are
picked. Every time you use any
manufactured article, you are
burglarized by some trust.
The only reason the big thief is
not sent to jail instead of the
little one is because the big thief
makes the laws instead Of the
little thief, and he is not going
to put himself in Jail for stealing
from the other fellow. He is too
wise for that. He builds jails and
keeps them full of the fellows that
try to steal from him.
The big thief is a thief from
choice. He likes it. He calls it
finance.
The little thief is thief from
necessity. He steals because the
big thiefhas stolen the earth from
him-stolen his opportunity to
live. He is compelled to steal.
A man will steal before he will
starve, if all the spirit has not
been ground out OF him by cen
turtles Of oppression, and he will
steal before he will do some kinds
of work.
Ii a man were offered a job in
one OF our big coal mines, at
starvation wages, where three or
four hundred men are caved on
or smothered or burned to death
once in a while, because the coal
barons can make more money
by taking less precaution, be-
cause men are cheaper than Tim
bers, or watchmen, and he had
to take the job orsteal orstarve,
he would show better Judgment
by stealing, for a jail is better
place than one of those mines.
If you put two hungry dogs in
a room with one poor bone those
/
dogs will be bad dogs, according
to the code Of morals the CAPT
talists have manufactured for the
workingman, for they will fight
for the bone. Butifyou put two
well-fed dogs in a room with
plenty of meat, they will be as
friendly as two pawnbrokers at
a picnic.
In early days in the United
States people did not have to
lock their houses. They borrow
ed good sums from each other
without a mortgage or note.
| Crime was hardly known, and it
was because the earth belonged
to the people. They owned their
opportunity to live. They own
ed the tools with which they
worked. 1t was not necessary
to steal, and it was so much
more pleasant to be honest
Idaho Unionist.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1909-04-23

man who is ever on the alert on
this important matter. This wor-
thy man is Senator Hepburn. On
April 10 he requested the Secretary
of Agriculture that lands included
within the forest reserves in Idaho
be examined and classified as tim
bered and non-timbered, taking also
into account farming lands includ-
ed within the timbered forest re-
serves suitable for homesteads and
that such lands be restored to the
public domain.
On April IL Senator Hepburn
received letter from the secretary
saying that it was proposed that
the matter be taken up at once and
to commence with Idaho, having
surveys and maps of all forest re.
serves made as basis for such &C
ton, upon which should be shown
the character of all lands within
them. In this letter, after review
ing the situation, the secretary
says:
1T seems to me a fair proposition
that lands which would make good
homes for our people and have no
timber upon them should be re-
turned to the public domain"
1t is fact that several tracts of
land which are suitable for irriga-
ton, and have water supply avail
able, are now in the forest reserve.
If the government does not care
to take hold of irrigating such
lands, no doubt there are those who
would be glad of the opportunity
to do SO. 1t is not fair to settle
ment and development that the
Reclamation and Forest service
should withhold such lands from
Observation-Disclosures Signal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-08-11

TELL THE PEOPLE THROUGH
THE WANT COLUMN THAT YOU
HAVE a HOUSE FOR SALE.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-08-11
History of South Bay.

TACOMA, July 22.-Local shipping
men viii be interested in the announce
ment which comes from San Francisco
to the effect that the steam schooner
South Bay has been temporarily con-
verted into a steam dredge and will
leave San Francisco within a day or
two for Honolulu. where she is to do
dredging for the Standard Reclamation
company, which has government con-
tract for work at the new Pearl Harbor
Notifications. The South Bay was
built in this port in 1901 by the Tacoma
Shipbuilding company and was one of
the first vessels to come out of the
Puyal1up River yards.
The work of converting the South
Bay into steam dredgc mas just been
completed by the Moore & Scott Iron
Works at San Francisco and she is re-
ceiving the final touches before putting
to sea. Reconstructed she is strange
looking craft, similar in appearance to
the dredgers of the United States gov
eminent and is the first vessel of her
kind to be operated by a private con-
Germ. The craft now closely resembles
the government dredge Chinook, which
QD6IdEbS DIT IHe i1OutII Ol TIE
river
Under her own steam. the South Bay.
when in operation, will move directly
over the spot to be dredged, and the
mud stirred up by the drags viii be
sucked up through a pipe on the star
board side and discharged into two
| large hoppers in the forward hold When
the vessel has taken her capacity, she
proceeds seward where she discharges
| by releasing four doors operated by
steam power.
The steam schooner South Bay was
| launched at the yards of the Tacoma
Shipbulding Company in October, 1901.
| Most of the timber used in her con
struction was furnished by the st. Paul
& Tacoma Lumber Company and, when
completed, she loaded cargo of 400,-
600 feet of lumber at that company s
wharf for San Francisco and was tow
ed down the coast to her destination
| Her engines were then installed by the
Fulton Iron Works at San Francisco
and she began service for her owners
between South Bay and Newburg. Her
first commander was Capt. Erickson, a
| well-known coast mariner.
The South Bay is 1872 feet in length,
| "a feet beam and II feet depth of hold,
| and formerly was fitted with accom-
modations for "a passengers. She uses
| oil fuel The vessel was built at a
cost of about $55, 000 tt is under
stood that when the South Bay finishes
work at Pearl Harbor she will be re-
turned to San Francisco and recon
| verified into steam schooner
The well-known barkentine Thomas
P. Emigh, which has recently made
some smart sailing records, is also A
product of the Tacoma Shipbuilding
Company's yards. She was building
at the yards at the same time as the
| South Bay and was launched the No
vember following the launching of the
South Bay.