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The Washington times., 1909-03-04
Miss Dorothy Chandler Ruff
IS Wed to Raymond
E. Perrine.

Miss Dorothy ChaH5le- Ruff dough
ter Of Mr. and Mrs. Albert B. Ruff.
was married at 7:30 o'clock last evening
TO Raymond 2. PerrIne. OF Jersey City,
in st. Margarets Episcopal Church. the
rector, the Rev. Herbert Scott Smith
officiating, in the presence Of a large
PARTY Of relatives and friends. The
church was effectively adorned with
quantities OF palms, ferns, and white
blossoms.
The bride wore a handsome satin
crepe de chine gown made empire
style, trimmed with a panel Of Irish
lace and pearl passementrie on the bod
ice Her bouquet was a shower Of
white sweet peas and ferns, and her
long tulle veil was held in place with
a spray Of orange blossoms.
Miss Barte1ia Dorrance, OF Sandy
Springs. Nd. who wore q gown Of white
Japanesse Ol,redo silk, embroidered in
silver, and carried a shower bouquet
OF pink and white sweet peas, was the
maid of horror
The bridesmaids were Miss Anna
Faelten, of Boston. and Miss Helen N.
PeTrine, sister OF the bridegroom, Of
Jersey City. Miss Faction wore an en-
pire gown Of pale blue silk aousselfne
and lace. and carried a shower bouquet
Of white sweet peas Miss Perrine wore
pink mousseIine and lace, and carried
q shower bouquet Of pink sweet peas.
Stanley Perrine, of Jersey City. was
his brothers best man, and the ushers
were Edmund Freneau. Willard ThTOCk-
morton. Lloyd @. Riddle. and James +.
Gopsill, all Of New jersey
A small reception in the home Of the
brides parents for the wedding party
as
beautifully adorned with palms. ferns,
and pink and white roses aud carna-
tiOns
Later in the evening Mr.. and Mrs
Perrin left WaShingtoI. Tor southern
wedding trip. and after April Will
reside IN Jersey City. -. J. Mrs. Per-
Tine wore travelling SUIT OF seal brown
broa1clOth, with a fur toQLe and mink
fCrs.
Col Richard T Yeatman. United
States Infantry, who aaS recently re-
turned from Cuba, is the guest of his
brother-in-law. Capt s J Mulhau, L.
> A, at the Holiies, Ballston, Va
Colonel Yeatman and his regiment viii
take part IN the parade today.
Miss Adele Goldman, Of WoIbrook,
Baltimore, is the guest of her cousin,
Mrs. Sydney kaufman, Of the Ashley
apartment
Miss Florine Kahn. Of Baltimore. is
the guest Of Miss Rita Baer, OF West
Washington
The Ladies' Auxiliary Society OF the
Eighth street Temple met Monday af-
ternoOn in the vestTy rooms Music
and social hour were the features Of the
afternoon During the meeting ar
ranSements Ware made for a children's
masked ball, tU be given March s.
Mr.. and Mrs Arthur G. Newmyer. are
now located at the Darlington apart
ment, Sixteenth street and Columbia
road and VIII be pleased TO see their
friends. Mr.. and Mrs. II. J. Taft. Of
Philadelphia. viii be their guests during
the inaugural ceremonies
Mrs Fred Jadel and daughter. Of
Newark. y. and Miss Belle Kauf-
man, Of Fredericksburg, Va, are the
guests OF Mrs =. Siusheimer, of West
Washington
Henry Brown, OF Savannah, Ca, is
the guest Of his cousin, Philip Brown
Of 1900 Seventh street northwest.
Mr.. and Mrs B. katZ, OF Paterson
y J., are the guests OF Mrs. A King
for the Inauguration
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
CAPITAL SOCIETY TO ENTERTAIN
FUTURE GENERALS AND ADMIRALS

o'clock, complimentary 10 Governor and
Mrs Carroll. OF Iowa
Mrs Hun and Miss Flora Wilson
presided at the tea table which was
adorned with a centerpiece Of ferns.
HIies OF the valley, and white carna-
tiOus
Assisting Mrs. DOIliver receive her
guests were Mrs. Cummins, Mrs. Hep
burn. Mrs O'Conneu, Mrs Mcintyre.
Mrs. Hubbard, and Mrs. Conner, all Of
Iowa.
The house was adorned with guam
titles Of palms. ferns. and white flowers.
Among Mrs Delivers guests were
the new members Of Congress from
Iowa, Mr. and Mrs. James Good, Mr..
and Mrs. Nate Kendall, and Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Pickett
Miss Harriet NJ. Willis. o. Cambridge
Nd. is the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs
Thomas Evans Greene for the iuaugura-
ton.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
PHILOSOPHTC.

The man waO keeps in the middle
of the road says Georgia phil
osopher. may get DIST On Shim, but
there won't be much danger of the
wagon turning over. atlanta COnsti-
tuition
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
Informal Reception.

Governor and Mrs. Deneen Of Illinois
held a large informal reception last
evening at $50 o'clock at the Lafayette
Arms. 1924 II street, for the peoEIe Of
Illinois IN Washington.
The house was prettily adorned with
palms and spring blossoms. and an
orchestra played during the evening.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
Are Dinner Hosts,

Prof. and Mrs. Willis Moore enter
taIned a party at dinner last evening
81 che ShOreham in honor of the Sec
retary Of Agriculture and Miss Wilson
and their house guests, Mr. and Mrs.
la Verne Noyos. Of Chicago The ad-
diUOuaI guests were Senator and Mrs
sutherland Representative and Mrs.
FairchId Justice and Mrs. Anderson,
Commissioner and Mrs. Nespasian War
ncr. DIR. and Mrs Macdonald, and Mr..
and Mrs. Stewart.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
Mrs. Logan's Dinner.

MIS- Logan OlnneI.
Mrs John A. Logan entertained al
dinner last evening IN honor Of The
Governor Of Illinois and Mrs. Deneen.
The other guests were AdjUtant Genetal
Thomas Scott. Of Illinois. and Miss
Alice Scott, Mr. and Mrs. Donald Nc
Lean, Of New York, Governor and Mrs.
Fort. Of New Jersey Mr. and Mrs.
Knapp, Senator E~ye. General Elliott.
Capt. and Mrs LogSn Tucker and Mrs
Tucker
AIr- and Mrs. william W Bride are
entertaining during inaugural week Miss
Jennie II. Fairbanks. William DeForest
and George G. Fairbanks. niece and
nephews Of Vice President Fairbanks.
Mrs F. B. Longstreet and Miss vir-
Glnla LOnSstreet are the guests of
Representative and Mrs. Henry NJ
CCudrey OF Missouri. AT the Rocham-
beau.
Representative and Mrs John r.
Small OF North Carolina have as their
guests Miss Mary Pendleto0. 7f F,1iza-
beth City. y C.. Miss Mar Carf@I,
Miss Matilda p Haughton. and Miss
Margaret 8 Jarvis Of Washington y
C.. Miss May Belle Small. Miss Cath
erlne Small and Miss Mary TIiU Small
or North Carolina.
Miss Margaret Tyson Lee. Of Raleigh
y. c.. IS the guest Of HIr and Mrs p
Il Anderson in the Sussex
Representative and Mrs. Pleasant p
Chapman were hosts at dinner Iasr
evening. entertaining in honor OF their
house guests, Mr.. and Mrs. y. w. Chap
man. OF St Louis; Mrs. w. r. Williams
or Ashland, Ill, Miss Lorena S+arIer
OF Oklahoma, and John =. Jackson. Of
Anna, III.
wards entertained a large company at
luncheon today AT their residence on
Lafayette Square. just before the IN
aueural parade
The President and Mrs Pocsavsrt
were hosts at dinner last evpDfuo In
honor Of the President-clect and Mrs.
TAFT The additional guests were sen
aJor and Mrs. Knox. SenatCr-elect and
Mrs- Root Representative and Mrs.
LOn@wCrth. Admiral and Mrs CovIes
and Miss Mabel BOardman.
The PTeSident-eIect and Mrs Taft
spent the night at the White House
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry ". Taft. Of New
York their daughter. Miss Louise Taft.
and their sons. WalbridEe :. Taft and
William Howard Taft. I'd, and their
guest. Miss Stranahan. are guests az
the New Willard Hotel
The Secretary of STATE and Mrs.
afternoon from 400 10 o'clock for the
members or the Diplomatic Corps and
their families. Miss Bacon assisted her
parents receive their guests 4 buffet
supper was served
The Secretary Of the Interior and
Mrs Garfield were among the dinner
hosts of last evening
Mrs. Guidet- Duryce entertained a
party at dinner last evening
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Two coIOred buffers have taken the
places OF the uniformed policemen for
merly at the White House front door.
If they take after their Chief. they'll
smile like George Wilson and Lew Dock
stader
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The bIithe and nonchalant way I'm
which the Government spends money
IT doesn't have indicates at least a
cheerful confidence in its credit
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Entertain at Dinner.

The French Ambassador and Nine.
Jusserand entertained at dinner last
evening the Greek minister. L. a CorO-
milas- Cen and Mrs J. Franklin Bell,
Gen. and Mrs Leonard Wood. Governor
MagOOn, Mr.. and Mrs Raymond ROdg-
ers, Mr.. and Mrs. Augustus Hemen-
way. OF Boston, AIR. and Mrs. Benjamin
r. Minor. Mr.. and Mrs. Nicholas Long
worth, ST. Of Cincinnati; Mrs. Peter c.
BroOkes, Miss Charlotte Hemenwav. of
Bostou, Baron Stael. Baron de BOde
and his sister Baroness de Bode of the
Russian embassy ViSCOUnt and Wis
countess de Martel. and Captain de
Chambrun, of the embassy staff.
de LagerCrantz were hosts at dinner
last evening. entertaining the japanese
AmEa ssadOr and Baroness Takahira.
Mr.. Justice and Mrs. Holmes, Mr.. and
Mrs Herbert Wadsworth. Mr. and Mrs
Slater, Colonel and Mrs. James. Com
mander and Nine. de Blanpre, Mrs.
Phillips. Miss de Lagercrantz, Baron
AmbrOZy and Mr.. ROyaardS
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick G. Stevens
entertained q dinner party Of eighteen
covers last evening, in honor Of the
Governor of New York and Mrs.
Hughes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Davenport Brown. of
Boston, and Capt Frank g. McKenua
are the guests Of Mr.. Justice and Mrs.
Mckenna. at the Connecticut.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
Mrs. Delivers Tea

Mrs. DoIHver. wife Of Senator j. P
DoIliver of Iowa entertained at larE
tea Yesterday afternoon from 10 z
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

REPRESENTATIVE Edwin DENLY and MS
sister. Mrs. Harriet DENLY wilkes, en-
tertained al aim er last evening, Rep
resentative and Mrs J. SIoat Fassett,
Assistant Secrets ~ Of State and Mrs
O.LaughIin, Mrs. Canpau Thompson,
and Miss Adele Campau. Of Detroit;
Mr.. StriuEF am, Of Detroit; Mr.. and Mrs
HirDisIey. of China, ard Wythe Dcnby,
OF Alaska. brother Of the hosts
Mrs. Barney viii he at home in form
-ilv Al Studio House tomorrow after
noon for the last time during the sea-
The Washington times., 1909-03-04
VIII Receive Informally.

Mrs J ellen Foster. Hiss + F.
Pierce, and their house guests, Mrs.
George A. Pierce, and Miss Alice Pope
Of Boston. and Mrs. Frank 3. Churcn
and Mrs. Edward w Hatch and Miss
Hatch, Of New York, will be at home
informally, Friday afternoon, Irom
to 8 O'Clock at the POrtncr.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Cards have been ISSUED Dy INC ttssu-
ciation for the Prevention Of TubeTCu-
IOsis for a meeting at the home Of the
Hon. Truman II. New5erry, l3lJ six
teenth street Wednesday afternoon
March 10 at 4 o'clock.
The speakers of the afternoon VIII
no Dr Lawrence +. Flick. of Ph;la-
delphia. director Of the Henry Phipps
Institute for the study and prevention
of tuberculosis: Gen. George NJ. Stern
berg. president Of the TuberculoSlS As
s0ciatiori of this city. and DR.. f Ere
rnont-Smith, chairman Of the education
committee
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

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cheerful confidence in its credit.
Yale is CUivering in anticipation Of
coming into its own.
n. 6, S-Taft and Sherman. not
Thunder and Slush.
We hope all these Members Of Con-
gress who are tramping around IN this
Io-ovely weather will be here to vote
for q change IN Inauguration Day
It's well the appropriation for the
Weather Bureau doesn't come up to-
day.
Must feel kind o. frosty to the office
seekers.
Gentle Visitor-Jes stop an, think If
maybe YOU haven't had few days like
this TO home.
VIII be some curiosity IN some quar-
ters 20 learn if the Big Stick moved
out at noon today.
Marvellous how popular the ban5 wag-
on IS, even on q snowy Fourth oC
March
Might clean the Avenue with tue
Steam Roller.
We imagine even Theodore Roosevelt
sputtered a little when ne said good
by 10 the Interstate Commerce Com
mission
No harm in calling him Teddy after
today.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Yale is Quivering in anticipation OF
coming into its own.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

We hope all these Members Of Con-
gross who are tramping around IN this
Io-ovely weather will be here to vote
for a change IN Inauguration Day.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

n. & S.-Taft and Sherman. not
Thunder and Slush
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

It's well the appropriation for the
Weather Bureau doesn't come up to-
GaN
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Must feel kind o. frosty to the office
caalyavc
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Gentle ViEitoT-Jes stop an think n
this TO home
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Col Richard T. Yeatman. United
States Infantry. who Aas recently re-
turned from Cuba, is the guest of his
brOther-in-law, Capt s. J. MulhaI, L.
). A, at the HoIIies, Ballston. Va
Colonel Yeatman and his regiment viii
take part IN the parade today.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

We imagine even Theodore Roosevelt
sputtered a little whom ne said good
by TO the Interstate Commerce Com
mission.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

40 harm in calling him Teddy after
TODAY.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

Miss Adele Goldman, Of W0IbrOOk,
Baltimore. is the guest of her cousin,
Mrs. Sydney kaufman, Of the Ashley
apartment
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

MT and Mrs. William W Bride are
entertaining during inaugural week Miss
Jennie H. Fairbanks. William DeForest
and George @. Fairbanks niece and
nephews Of Vice President Fairbanks.
The Washington times., 1909-03-04

VIII be some curiosity IN some quar-
ters % learn if the Big Stick moved
out al noon today.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

In the near future there will be an addition to Arizona journalism in the form of The Parker News published at Parker. Arizona, the new mining camp which which is attracting so much attention at the present time. Frank De Sousa and c. A, King, two we'll known publishers of Phoenix, are behind the proposition.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05
The New York Tribune

The New York Tribune, com menting on Congressman Willett s vitriolic attack on the President, says that it will not increase the reputation of the congressman among his constituents in this city" The Tribune very properly adds. No constituency likes to be put in the position of endorsing cheapness and pettiness in politics. MT. Willett, trying to be sensation al, succeeded only in being offen- sive and ridiculous. 1" This man Wiilett represents the 14th New York district, which comprises parts of New York and Queens counties. He is lawyer serving his first term in congress. and has been re- elected to the 6lst Congress. His biography as given in the Congress ional Directory would indicate that he doesn' amount to much. He is 70 years old. or old enough to have known better than to attempt to gain notoriety by assailing d man SO vastly his superior.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05
Government Figures on Divorces

The federal census bureau has just completed a compilation of sta tistics on marriage and divorce cov- ering a period of twenty years from 1887 to 1906, inclusive. There are in these statistics many interesting fearures.
 It is shown that divorces are in- creasing about three times as fast as population. This rate is much higher than that of any foreign country for which statistics rela- ting to this subject have been ob- tained.
 It is shown that wives obtain twice as many divorces as hus- bands. Three out of sixteen wives ask for alimony and two out of six teen get it.
 The report shows that desertion is the most common ground on which a divorce is asked. and ac- counts for 38.9 of all divorces grant ad.
 In only h per cent of the divorce cases is there any contest made. 
 The duration of marriages forms an interesting feature of the report.
 In this it is shown that the aver age duration of marriages termin- ated by divorce is ten years. The fifth year seems to be the most fat al one in married life as the figures show that the divorces obtained in this year are far greater than in any other. A some what surpris- ing fact is that 3.1 per cent of the divorces occur atfer the completion of twenty-five years of married life.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05
What Majority?
(Phoenix Republican,

(PhOenlN hepuoilcdhl
 The statement of President Hunt of the council, yesterday in an in- itmation that while he was opposed to the abolition of such a useful office as that of the public eXami- ner; one which has saved many thousands of dollars to honest tax payers within four years, he would bow to the will and wisdom of the majority, does not betray grasp of the situation,
 There is in the statement an as- sumption that the legislation was dictated by wisdom, when the pres ident and every member of the leg islature knows it was not. All are aware too that the sacrifice of this useful office is not a concession to the majority of the voters of Arizo- ma; not a concession of the majority of the democrats of Arizona, for four out of every five democrats who are not professional and spite ful politicians regret that the dem cratic members of the legislature have permitted themselves to be driven along this ruinOus course.
 Nor is it concession to the ma jority of the legislature for at least eight of the democratic assembly men believe that mistake is being made. We are also sure that at least half of the democrats of the council feel the same way about it.
 What, then, is this majority to whose will and wisdom the presi- dent bows? It is the iniquitous caucus consisting is it true of a mighty majority but controlled by the few.
 We suppose that some of the members of the present legislature will be candidates for membership in succeeding legislatures. Candi- dates for reelection necessarily stand upon their record. Who of them would even now undertake to stand upon the record of the eau GUS?
 We may assume that some of the members now supporting destruc- tive measures are honest. As can didates for reelection they may confess an honest error and claim that they have profited by experi- ence.
 But what kind of confession is the candidate to make who against his judgement opposes the interests of the public.
 Would it not be better when the caucus and the people are arrayed against each other, to choose for the people7
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

The world has found another man who can stick at his post and die there if necessary. It is the Mar conf operator, and he found warm welcome awaiting him. The fact that out fo 2.0OO more or less in- volved in the recent tragedy at sea only one man showed signs of cow ardice helps us to know what has long been suspected. that the ca- pacity to become hero lies latent in most men. Denver Republican.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

It is no wonder the suffragettes are getting busy. Men don't do things right. A trained nurse, pure and saintly. in her spotless uniform, was dismissed from a hospital the other day for a little thing like getting married.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

According to the press dispatches there is to be large increase in Italian immigration to the United States, as result of the recent earthquakes in that country. Al. ready there are more Italians in New York than in any city in Italy.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05
Lame Shoulder.

This is common form of muscu lar rheumatism. No internal treat ment is needed. Apply Chamber lain's Lineament freely three times day and quick cure is certain
 This lineament has proven espec- ially valuable for muscular and chronic rheumatism. Sold by all dealers.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

It would look as if prosperity were arriving in some directions when automobile manufacturers of Cleveland alone have on hand orders for cars worth S22, ,000. .000.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

A sensible thing to do in com memoration of the birth of Abra- ham Lincoln would be to read some of his works. A perusal of his speeches and state papers is lib eral education in American poli- ties.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

Stand with anybody that stands right, stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

The Sultan of Turkey has lost his third wife. but is not inconsolable as he has several hundred more on hand.
The Coconino sun., 1909-02-05

This is not an ordinary sale as the old time, worn heading suggests, but real live sale where we offer dependable and seasonable merchandise at big re- dIction.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-04-23
STOCK, CROP AND FARM NOTES

E. Mulcahy, Of Woodford county,
has contracted for 8, 900 lambs June de-
livery at six cents.
J. W. Henry, of Montgomery
county, sold fine jack to Missouri
parties last week for 81, 800.
Why not raise few sheep and
| help Uncle Sam out in his demand for
wool? Millions of dollars worth i'm
ported each year.
Remember that many times delays
come at critical moments because you
do not look ahead and order that need
ed part Of some machine which you
knew needed fixing.
w. &. McClintock shipped two
car loads of hogs to the Cincinnati
market for which he paid from to
64 cents per pound. Mr.. McClintock
bought Monday in Georgetown two
mules for 1870, and Of Mason county
| farmers, seven head of mules and
horses.
One hundred and fifty cattle on
the market at Georgetown, Monday,
few changing hand. J. w. Thomason
sold a bunch at AZ cents. One bunch
Of calves sold at S17.10 per head.
Pedro S. Estelle, the champion
butter Jersey cow of the world, is dead
at the Missouri Agricultural College
Farm at Columbia. In twelve months
she produced 7l2 pounds ofsbutter, fully
100spounds more than her nearest COM
petitor.
John D. Duvall, of Clark county,
this week, weighed a two-year-old mule
that tips the beam at 1850 pounds. 1t
has been doing regular work and at
least one hundred pounds could be put
on it. 1t is very fine animal and was
purchased last fall from Mason cOur-
ty man, costing nearly three hundr ed
dollars.
The Equity Farm Journal says
"If there is any one set of farmers
more than any other set of farmers
who are making improvements on their
farms, buying machinery, furniture,
lumber, building fences, improving
their stock, combining to build and
operate elevators, owning warehouses
and forging ahead generally, it is
the set who are members of the Ameri-
can Society of Equity. 1t is the gener-
al testimony of business men that in
the States of Kentucky, Wisconsin and
North Dakota there has been more
liberal buying by the farmers than at
any time during the past fifteen years.
Those are the there States where the
American Society of Equity is the
| strongest.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-04-23
A Barbarian.

D. D. Mann, the Canadian railroad
builder, had a sensational career, be-
ginning as an aXman in the Canadian
lumber woods.
Early in life Mann visited Europe on
a business mission and at Il dinner one
night became involved in a quarrel
with a Russian nObleman. Next day
he received a call from one of the no.
bleman's friends bearing an invita-
ton to duel eff he doesn't like what
1 said to him, let him come up and
tell me So" said Mann. "He can come
a-running, too, and carry any size gun
he likes"
The friend explained that would new
er do. Nothing but the regular thing
on the field of honor would do.
ooh, all rightr' said Mann. "Tve
been fighting duels all my life. But
I'll have to insist on using my ma
tional weapon-a sixteen pound double
bitted ak"
The friend went away holding up his
hands at the barbarian That night
the nobleman met Mann. He was
about the size of a grasshopper. Mann
is something over six feet high and
four wide, with no fat Il fight you,
m'soo," said the nobleman, with the
weapon Of any ciyilize nation, but l
be hanged if commit suicide"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-04-23
Clerk or BrickIayer

you often hear clerks say they would
rather be bricklayers on account Of the
pay, but they don't know what they're
talking about. Clerking beats brick
laying every day in the week and
twice on Sunday"
He took another cheese sandwich in
his long, pale, ink stained fingers and,
perched on the lunch counters high
stool, declaimed warmly:
CLERKS, however poor, are popular
with the ladies on account Of their fine
clothes, but bricklayers, when they go
sparkling, get the cold shoulder.
"a bricklayer, no matter how much
he makes, has trouble in getting into
swell boarding houses, for his clothes
soil the fine furniture, but a clerk, with
his white hands, is welcome in any
house he can afford.
Il know what I'm talking about, for
bricklaid two years before l took to
clerking. And you'll find lots of young
bricklayers forsaking the trowel for
the pen; but, though clerks often say
bitterly that they'd rather lay bricks
than push pen, they don't really
mean it-they never turn. "-Cincinnat
Enquirer.