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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
Here's a Tonsue-TwIs..r.

Granville Kleiser, instructor Of the
Public Speaking Club of America.
whose headquarters is at the West
side Y. NJ. C. A. in New York, defes
anybody to repeat accurately from
memory the following tonsue-twister.
Esau Wod sawed wood. Esau Wood
would saw wood. All the wood Esau
Wood saw Esau Wood would saw. In
other words. all the wood Esau saw to
saw Esau sought to saw. Oh. the
wood Wood would saw And, Oh, the
wood saw with which Wood would
saw wood! But one day Woods wood
saw would saw no wood and thus the
wood Wood sawed was not the wood
Wood would saw if Woods saw would
saw wood. Now, Wood would saw
wood with a wood saw that would saw
wood, so Esau sought a saw that
would saw wood. One day Esau saw
a saw saw wood as no other wood
saw Wood saw. In fact, of all the
wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood.
Wood never saw a wood-saw that
would saw wood as the wood-saw
Wood saw saw wood, and l never saw
a wood-saw that would saw as the
wnod-saw Wood saw would saw until
saw Esau Wood saw wood with the
wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now
Wood saws wood with the wood-saw
Wood saw saw wood
Mr.. Kleiser was formerly a member
of the Yale faculty.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
RIFLE SHOTS
POST SCORE
MAKE RECORD THAT WILL KEEP
COMPETING TEAMS BUSY TO
EQUAL

On Sunday the Bisbee Ride club shot
a teiegrsphic match with the Los An
geles Rifle and Revolver club.
The conditions OF the match called
for two sighting shots and ten for rec
ord at zee and 500 yards. all members
OF each club present On the range to
shoot and the six high scores on each
side to be taken as team total.
A number of Bisbee's best shots
were unable to be present and shoot.
but chose who did get down to the
range did some of the best shooting
that has been seen here this year.
McMinR's Al at SEQ yards makes a
new club record for that distance and
Fishers SO at 500 was preceded by two
bullseyes on his sighting shots, max.
ing string of u consecutive bulls
eyes, which is another club record for
that range. Another fine score was
Hursts 40 at sos.
After the Bisbee team had finished
shooting. a telegram was received
which said that the Los Angeles Rife
and Revolver club was unable to shoot
their end of the match on account of
rain. bat would shoot on December IL
and forward their scores then. The
scores were as follows.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

People can be assured OF good.
clean racing said Jean Mosher.
president of the club yesterday. THE
club isn't organized as any betting
proposition There VII be no jockey
ing and other things which nave
brought the game into disrepute as
not being on the square. The men
who compose the club are not that
kind. Nothing but clean sport. and
your moneys worth. is the aim"
The club is at present negotiating
with James Woods. of Douglas. who
recently purchased the racing MARI
Queen Knight at the Phoenix fai:
for the entrance of the mare at the
Christmas meet. A couple of Naco
horses are also on the string. as well
as the horse Cy Perkins. owned by
Mr. Montague, of Cananea. Regarding
Cy Perkins. there was some discus
sion over bringing him across the
line. but it can be arranged by his
coming scross in bond for racing pur-
poses
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
Jaw Gould and the Physician.

A case Of resemblance that both
cred New Workers for years was that
of Jay Gould, the millionaire railroad
magnate, and his innocent double, a
New York physician. The physician
was taking a stroll one morning at an
American winter resort, when he was
confronted in the path by dwarfsh,
swarthy, wizen-faced man wearing a
brown check suit
Mr.. Gould, / believer" the phyEx
clan murmured.
Gould stared at his counterfeit pre-
sentiment" Il am not quite sure that
1 am" he exclaimed. Il wish you
wouldn't wear clothes like mine"
SHAVE of your beard, and WON'T"
snapped the physician.
These men were for years constant,
IL mistaken for each other, and if the
physician had not been honest Gould
might well have feared for his mil.
lions, for the physician might have
presented himself almost anywhere as
Gould and raised ION his face" almost
any sum OF poney.-Sunday Magazine
Of the Pittsburg Dispatch.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
The Nicaragua Trouble.

President Taft says the Zelayan
government of Nicaragua has kept
Central America in constant turmoil
1T is unnecessary" he says, ito re-
hearse here the sad tale of unspeak-
able barbarity and oppression alleged
to have been committed by the Zela-
yam government. Recently two Amer
leans were put to death by order
of President Zelaya himself. They
We're reported to have been regularly
commissioned officers in the organic
ed forces of a revolution, and as such.
according to the modern enlightened
practice of civilized nations, they
would be entitled TO be dealt with
as prisoners of war" He continues:
This government. proceeded with
deliberate circumspeetion to deter
mine the exact truth in relation to
these reports and upon the course
in the premises most consistent with
its dignity, its duty to American in
terests and its moral obligations to
Central America and to civilization"
AT the date when this message is
printed this government has terminal
ed diplomatic relations with the Ze-
laya government for reasons made
public in a communication to the for
mer Nicaraguan charge d'affaires and
is intending to take such future steps
as may be found most consistent With
its dignity. its duty to American in
terests and its moral obligation to
Central America and to civilization. 1t
may be necessary for me to bring this
subject to the attention OF the con
gress in a special message"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
ELLEN BEACH YAM
COMES NEXT MONDAY

Ellen Beach Yaw's great success
in the east last year with the Metro
politan Grand Opera House company
proclaimed her one of the Queens of
Song. and in her own home town,
Los Angeles. she is known as the Cal
ifornia nightingale, but this title is
not original with that section of the
country. Years ago when she first
came to Arizona to sing, she was
named the Arizona nightengale. and
this sobriuet was used for at least
two seasons before it was trans
ferred to California soil.
This city win welcome Nine Yaw
in double manner; first as a queen
Of song. and secondly, as az aurac-
tive beauty who proved irresistible
&c one of our early day cowboys who.
after hearing her sing ten years ago in
this city. followed her east, started
to study law in Boston. made a name
as well as fortune for himself. and
is now travelling with his wife
through this section of the county
TO renew old acuaintances.
in the Yaw company viii be found
Mr.. Jay PIowe a celebrated fluist
from the Royal Grand Opera in Be7-
lin, a man who is well known in all
the orchestras of Europe.
In addition to this talented musician
is Nine. t. Newman. accompanies,
who viii act in that capacity for
these artists.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
CONGRESS PROBES FRAUDS.
CBy Associated Press.)

WASHINGTON, Dee. While the
suppression seems % prevail among
members Of congress that there should
be thorough investigation Of the Gus
toms service, as a result of the sugar
frauds at New York there seems to be
no disposition to take the matter ont
of the hands of the treasury depart
ment and the department of Justice.
Three resolutions bearing on the sub
ject were introduced in the house and
referred to the committee on r7;les.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
The Number Thirteen.

Does the number Il influence ca
Yer in the army? is a question asked
by a Paris contemporary, impSue by
the fact that N. Oudin appears thir-
teenth in the navy list at st. Cyr. He
has just been gazetted as a sublieu-
tenant in a cavalry regiment, G.
cIares the London Globe. Thirteen f.
not looked upon as an unlucky num-
Der at st. Cyr. for among those who
have stood thirteenth in the list are
Marshal MacMahon in 1925. Gen.
Bourbaki he,l the same place nine
years later. q zen. Lavcaucoupet, one
of the heroes at Metz in 1870, was an
other 13 Among the living generals
IS Cen Bal'oud, who left in 1853, and
has since had a brilliant career.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

injunctions de adopted. Previous no
tice and a reasonable chance to be
heard on behalf of the parties to be
enjoined are urged by the president
with certain exceptions. President
Taft then refers to antitrust and in
terstate commerce laws which will be
discussed in a special message.
Postal Service Deficit.
The president says the actual loss
growing out of the transmission of
second class mail matter amounts to
about s63 100000 a year. Congress,
he says, may well consider whether
redical steps should not be taken to
reduce the deficit by imposing q high
er rate of postage on magazines and
periodicals.
Hits Guarantee Law.
The president says ne is convinced
that the people desire postal savings
banks. They will furnish satisfac-
tory substitute for the system of a
government guaranty of deposits,
which, with Difference to those who
advocate it, seems to me to have, in
it the seeds OF decentralization to con-
sentative banking and certain finan-
cisi disasters"
The president earnestly recommend
ed the passage of ship subsidy bill.
Statehood!
In recommending separate state
hood for New Mexico and Arizona,
President Taft advises that after the
adoption of constitution, it be sub
mitted to the people for approval.
State officers should not be elected
until after the constitution has been
settled upon.
Conservation.
The president mentions the neees-
sity for legislation looking to the fur
Their conservation Of natural resour-
ces and announces that a special mes
sage on this subject including that of
waterways, reclamation, irrigation, re- |
foresting. etc, viii be sent to congress
early.
White Slavery.
White slavery is discussed, the
view being that there is urgent neces-
sity for additional legislation and |
greater executive activity to suppress |
it.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
DECLARES MARTIAL LAW.

WASHINGTON. Dec. THE gov
eminent of Honduras, apprehending
armed invasion has proclaimed mar
tiaI law throughout the republic
This information reached the state
department today, but no indication
was given as to the source from
which the invasion is expected II
is believed, however. that Manuel Be
pilla. the former president OF Hon
duras who was deposed by President
Dayila. through the help of zeiaya.
nay be taking advantage of the sis-
nation In Nicaragua to seek revenge.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
NEGRO GETS QUICK JUSTICE.
CBy Associated Press.l

WILLIAMSTOWN, KY. Dec. T.
Within a few hours, Earl Thompson, a
negro accused of criminal assault, was
indicted. tried and sentenced to death
today.
The extraordinary rapidity with
which the authorities acted probably
averted lynching as a mob had
gathered.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
CHILD LABOR LA wvIoLATED.
CBy Associated Press.)

CHERRY, H., Dec. Data in
cases of ten violations of the child
labor law revealed by the disaster at
the st. Paul mine, was filed today by
the state factory inspectors with the
states attorney. Later it is said, he
intends TO prosecute the cases and is
investigating other alleged violations
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
No Match for Her.

"Ah!" he lightly cried, II canns
give you the key to my mind"
She smiled till thS tips of hcr
pearly teeth fretted her ripe, red lip.
why should there be any key to
your mind?' she gently asked. DO
men put lock on empty storeroomsg"
Seeing that he was no match for
her in trenchunt bedinage he strollei
iapruidIy away.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

day to ascertain the actual traffic
conditions the result of the switch
mems strike. They gave the follow
ing statement: Freight being moved
in a satisfactory manner We feel
justified. therefore In assuring our
customers throughout the entire
northwest that they may order goods
freely, without fear OF serious delay.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
CATTLE AND SHEEP.
(By Associated Press,

CHICAGO, Dec. Cattle steady /;
receipts $500; Beeves s4.o00s.S5;
Texas steers s3.s094. 80; Western
steers 81 .259T so; Stockers and feed.
ers So. 1905. 80; Cows and heifers
50. 1905. 20; Calves G. 5O9S.5o.
sheep steady; Receipts 1900; ma
tive s3.15@5. 35; Western s3.40@
SIS; Yearlings $5.00@7. rs; Lambs,
native. s5.25@S. 90; Western $3.50
7.85.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
TRAP GUN KILLS MAN.

CODY, 20, Dec. IF. A. Ash, man
ager of the Western Drug Co. here
was slain last night by a trap gun
set in such manner that it went Off
as he entered his sleeping room.
The full load OF shot entered his alb
omen. Ash had no enemies. so far
as known.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

Il believe it to be constitutional"
the president says, TO forbid under
penalty the transportation of persons
for purposes of prostitution across ma
tional and state lines; and by appro-
priating a fund of $4,000 to be used
by the secretary of commerce and la
Dor for the employment of special in
.spectors, it will be possible to bring
those responsible for this trade to in
dictment and conviction under fed
eral law"
In ConclE3ion.
IN conclusion the president says:
Speaking generally, the country is
in high state of prosperity There
is every reason to believe that we are
on the eve of substantial business
expansion and we have Just garnered
a harvest unexampled in the market
value of our agricultural products. The
high prices which such products bring
mean great prosperity for the farming
community, but, on the other hand.
they mean a very considerably in
creased burden upon those classes in
the community whose yearly compen-
sation does not expand with the i'm
provement in business ana the general
prosperity. Various reasons are Civ
en- for the high prices. The propor-
tionate increase in the output OF gold
which today is the chief medium of
exchange and is in some respects a
measure of value. furnishes a sub
stantial explanation of at least a part
of the increase in prices. The increase
In population and more expensive
mode Of living of the people. which
have not been accompanied by a pro
poTtionate increase in acreage produc-
ton, may furnish further reason. 1t
is well to note that the increase In
the cost of living is not confined to
this country, but prevails the world
over and that those who would charge
increases In prices to the existing pro
tective tariff must meet the fact that
the rise in prices has taken place al
most wholly in those products of the
factory and farm in respect to which
there has been either no increase in
the tariff or in many instances a very
considerable reduction"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
BOTH HOUSES
LISTEN TO MESSAGE
Continued from page u

no increase in the tariff and in many
instances a very considerable reduc-
ion. the president declares.
In beginning the president says:
THE relations of the United States
with all foreign governments have
continued on the normal basis of am
ity and good understanding and are
very generally satisfactory"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

frauds by congress at present would
be inadvisable, saying it might give
immunity and otherwise prove an en-
barrassment in securing conviction
of the guilty parties.
Discusses Tariff.
President Taft then discusses the
tariff and the operation of the maxi
mum and the minimum clause in the
act. He says that in the working of
this, fear has been expressed that the
power conferred and duty imposed on
the executive is likely to lead to a
tariff war. 4 beg to express the hope
and belief that no such result need
be anticipated" Mr.. Taft says. No
one is seeking tariff war or a con-
dition in which the spirit of retail
ton shall be aroused"
The new tariff board is discussed,
the president saying that their work
will perhaps take two or three years.
a continuing annual appropriation is
asked.
Continuing, the president says, 81
shall deem it wise to again adjust the
customs duties. If the facts secured
by the tariff board are of such a char
acter as to show generally that the
rates of duties imposed by the pres
ent tariff law are excessive under the
principles of protection, as described
in the platform OF the successful par
ty at the late election, shall not hes
tate to invite the attention of CON
gress to this fact and to the necessity
for action predicated thereon. Moth
ing however, halts business and inter
fere with the course of prosperity so
much as the threatened revision of
the tariff and until the facts are at
hand, after careful and deliberate in
vestigation, upon which such revision
can be properly undertaken, it seems
to me unwise to attempt it. The
amount of misinformation that ereeps
into arguments pro and con in regard
to tariff rates is such as to require
the kind of investigation undertaken
by it wholly without respect to the eff
feet which the facts may have in call
ing for a readiustnent of the duty"
Judicial Reform Urged.
President Taft says that IN his
Judgment a change in judicial proceed
ure with a view TO reducing its ex-
Dense to private litigants in civil cases
md facilitating the dispatch of busi-
iess and final decision in both civil
md criminal cases. constitutes tao
srstest need in our American ipstita-
Ions. A commission to consider re-
orms In the judiciary is recomrend-
ID. The president recommended, In
with the promise in the
'epubIican platform. that appropriate |
legislation relating to the issuance Of .
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
Sugar Frauds.

NJ. Taft refers with regret to the
sugar frauds recently discovered. say
lag that the settlement made with
the so-caIled trust win not Interfere
vita. or prevent. the criminal prose-
cution of every enc who was found
to the subject to the same. He be-
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
DECLARE STRIKE Broke

sT PAUL, Dec, Fifteen joboers
o,d manufacturers. inspected the
terminals and transfer stations to
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

Iieves taht an investigation of the
frauds by congress at present would
be inadvisable, saying it might give
immunity and otherwise prove an en-
barrassment in securing conviction
of the guilty parties.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

Everywhere you hear the question,
When does Santa Claus conner No
one seems to know-but we assure you
this information is correct-He's com
ing soon! Very soon-and In the
meantime. tots up to eight years are
invited to begin their letters to the
jolly old fellow. Address them care
Copper Queen Store, and mall
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
Conservation.
White Slavery.

White slavery is discussed, the
view being that there is urgent neces-
sity for additional legislation and
greater executive activity to suppress
it.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08
In Your Holiday Rovnds Don't
Miss the China!

When you first stroll through
our Great China Store. you may con-
clude that it is museum erected for
the holidays. Never has Bisbee
known such variety of fine and plain
China or exquisite Cut Glass at Christ
mas or any other season.
Hundreds are finding satiSfact-
DRY solution of Gift problems in this
big China Store, Naturally where so
many things are gathered, some spe-
cial items peep forth---like this
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1909-12-08

! Calendars Ready!
The giving of Calendars and Christmas Cards
| at the holiday season has now become almost
universal. Find splendid collections spread out
| in the Drug and Dry Goods sections, Some
| novelty Calendars featuring "Arizo1la" among
| them, I0c to $50 each.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-01-21
SHERIFF's SALE.

By virtue of writ of fieri facias, tog mo
directed. issued out of the Jourt Of Chan-
Gerry Court OF the State OF New Jersey will ne
exposed at public sale, on
Wednesday. The Twenty-fourth day Of Februar<
next, between the hours of IL and o'clock. to-
wit, at o'clock in the afternoon of said day. AZ
the Court House, in the City of Woodbury.
County OF Gloucester, and State OF New Jersey,
all the following described real estate that is 10
say:
All that certain tract or parcel of land and
premises hereinafter particularly described. sit
uate in Clarksboro, in the County OF Gloucester
and State of New Jersey.
} Beginning at the intersection of the middle OF
the Gloucester and Salem Turnpike Road and
the road leading to Pausboro thence by the
middle OF the said Turnpike Road (l) north
nj y-one degrees and forty seven minutes east.
one hundred and twenty. seven ieet eigh inch
es; thence (2) north shirsy-eight degrees thir.
teen minutes west two hundred and thirteen
feetslx inches to stone; thence (S) south fifty-
nve degrees, twenty-eight minutes west, one
hundred and eleven feet, one inch to the mid
die OF the Paulsboro road aforesaid; thence (4l
along the middle thereof, south thirty four de-
grees, thirty-two minutes east,,wo hundred and
twenty feet nine inches to the place of begin
ming.
Being the same premises which w Scott Green
and Edith NJ. his wife. by deed dated Novem-
Der twenty-ninth, nineteen hundred and one
and recorded on the same date, in the Office Of
the Clerk OF Gloucester County, in Book No 1856
OF Deeds, page S56, conveyed to the said Eliza
beth @. Broadbent in fee
Note;-This property will be sold subject to
taxes for 1908.
Seized as the property of Elizabeth G. Broad
bent ct ais. defendant, and taken in execution
at the suit. of John Gross, complainant and to
be sold by THOMAS L. WILSON.
Dated January q 1909 Sheriff.
David o. Watkins sorr. Prs fees, $500.
Gloucester County Democrat., 1909-01-21
THE GRANGE
Conducted by
J. w. BARROW. Chatham. N. r.
Press Correspondent NeaD York Stdtf
Grange
A $4,000 GRANGE HALL.
A Model of It's kind-Modern and Up
to Date In Every Particular.

A Model of It's kind-Modern and Up
to Date In Every Particular.
Palmyra grange of New York state
has recently dedicated new grange
home which has been pronounced the
handsomest building of its sort in the
state. The building, for which ground
was broken June s, is built on the
clubhouse style, at total cost expense
of $4,000. 1t is two story structure
of pressed brick and tile, with large
basement of concrete and tile. In the
basement and other parts Of the build
ing girders are used for supports, thus
doing away with posts and eliminat-
ing all distractions.
In the basement is the dining room,
which is 81 by 33 feet, without post or
obstruction, and is thoroughly modern
in it's furnishings and very pleasing in
decorative design. The kitchen and
serving room is equipped with sinks,
draining boards and every convenience
for serving lunches or banquets. In
the basement are wide entrance hall
and the furnace and coal rooms.
The second floor contains the assem-
bly, room. IS by SO feet. In this room
is stage, 25 by IL feet, which is ad-
mirably adapted to grange purposes or
entertainments. Bay windows. IA by
8 feet, supply plenty of light. The
ceiling in this hall is Of steel. At each
side of the reception hall are ante
rooms with modern equipment At the
main entrance the vestibule is foored
with mosaic tile work. In addition to
this reception hall, there is a porte co
chere entrance on the north. Two fire
escapes leading from the main assem-
bly, room afford ample means of exit
in case of emergency.