The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19
llTang to Pay.
Rev. Bishop of Del
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willing to Pay.
The Right Rev Bishop OF Delaware
tells the Following sa story to me one day
and said. Bishop. I want you
marry me on next Wednesday,, ,,
"Aii right. young man; III marry
":weii / want the bell to ring ne
'0 @Very well. you can have the bell
''as wIen. I want the organ to play;
".All right; you can have tne ORGAN
pisy.Ssq nd / want everything else that
anybody ever had at q church wedding.
Certainly: yeu shall nave y.
wei. the night came. the bell rang.
sas Sssan ana Dias ssSSsrythisg vent on
the young man wanted II. When the
ceremony was oyer t nsr y93SSn s sscb Sup
So held out my hand. shock hands
with the bride. and then held out my
hand to the bridegroom. ne nad ne
as i stood with my hand out he said,
somewhat impatiently and N tone
that could be heard all over the church
hurry. Bishop; I'm getting the money
sAnd everybody in the church gig
gled.-R. M. Winans.
Theres the ROB.
Died in povertyl cried the pniios-
opher. scornfully. DIED IN pover.y,
t fhG ae' What WI Is there in dying IL pow
erty, I've got to live In it.--Sport-
ing Times.
The OLD, Old Story.
Don't chide me for carrying re-
volver This little gun saved my Ire
How excitingi Tell me about IT,.
'T was starving and I pawned it,
Cleveland Leader,
A Complex Relation.
She-wno was that lady you just
lowed to?
He-That was the second wife Of the
third husband OF my first VILE
F1iegende Blaetter.
Appearances Deceive.
SISTER Henderson" said Deacon
Hypers, you should avoid even the
appearances of evil.
"Why, deason, what do you mean?"
asked Sister Henderson.
II observe that on your sideboard
you have several cut-giass decanters.
and that each OF them is half-hlled with
what appears. to be ardent spirits. -
Well, now. deason, II isn't anything
of the kind. The bottles ioooked SO
them half way with floor stain and
furniture polish, just for the loooks.
That's why I am cautioning you.
/ / helped myself to dose from that
big bottle in the middle m. d. G.
store Cir FaIi.
"saylill" exclaimed the girl at the
"Wotsmatter now?" asked the girl.
at the ribbon counter.
"Aintchoogittin nufteetr"
'SWotjaskin thatfur?"
"Youralookinkina thin"
"Aintnuther!"
"Yartoo. Betterhcksher back hair.
1r.wur
"ouitcherrubberin. Mine jeroan biz"
But she fixed her back hair.
"Saylil!'
Observation-Disclosures told?"s 4
choors?"
"Erdkitsmith sayiso. Cumtroo?"
''Notchett. /"
"Thinkitwill?"
"sayjeni Juna Kittenbiils keepin-
cumpny?"
"Awka moff!"
"stroo ma stann neer."
Starlight. Yooleerabout IL soonuR.
Sayjen, canchooketch on
SAY, there, you girls!" interrupted
the fioorwalker, who happened along
at this moment. GO back to your GUS
tomersr-C. T.
On the Rtgf.
7f travellers at hotel half way up the
rigi:
that when the sun MIN risen, norm
will be blowed!
This announcement sufficiently pre-
pares tourists for the following entry
in the wine-list:
I'm this hotel the wines leave the
traveller nothing to hope for. La
Touche Hancock.
Impediments.
A commuter hired u Swedish carpen-
ter to repair some blinds on the out
side of his house. During the day the
consumers wife looked after things,
and once or twice came out TO see II the
man was getting on all right.
rs there anything you need Mr..
Swenson?s she asked, on her second
trip.
The carpenter guiped once or twice,
but made no reply. The lady repeat
ed the question.
Again a Eliip and no answer.