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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05

CITY STAKES ABsENTEEs
Some Had No Representatives Present
Thomas Hull Urges Systematic
And Discriminate Reading.

AT tho general annual conference 81
The Y. NJ. NJ. l. association officers
which convened this morning at 1C
O'clock in Rarrhtt hall, the principal
themes discussed were the courses OF
study being prepared for the coming
year, ana the Importance Of selecting
and reading proper literature.
Or. George Ii. l3rimhall was the first
speaker. his subject being the Senior
Manual" The work for next years
manual, said the speaker is the de-
velopment of the physical man. II
will take up this subject in its various
phases, and aim to show that the man
who obeys the laws of his: physical as
we'll as spiritual being is the best man.
"a man in the Chureh.mayi be a better
man than one outsides
Or. BrInhall entered into detailed
explanation Of a sample lesson on the
development of the social man, under
tile title, The Interdependence of
MAN. Principles are made as cons
crete as possible. to bring them. within
the grasp of the student. AS an 5e&-
ample this question is Asked: why
did you buy that particular kind Of
HAITI" An answerito that question must
make che young man think and impress
MN WIN tls
mnch depenaeml on others shloiiiu iliili
Douglas M. Todd spoke on the junior
4 manual. Next years manual, ne an.
rounced, viii follow the trend Of last
B years work, being brief biographies of.
leading men III the Church. This stu
dy of the character of good men has
proved Il sucrass among the boys of
THE Mutual; 10000 copies OF last years
manual we're sold. Important events
fst, l.t.,t INT
ff,e stories of the MGR, as viii also
l,l,e min HISTORICAL events Of the coun-.
IN E,lder Todd urged the necessity OF
a ,e,i,,,er. s,,.y1n ar.. n he the teachers Of
tiho Manual IN r,ualify Themselves by
AN = ~ s,,hiacts
- 80
READING COURSE.
\ The "renfling course. was treated by
5 1,iI.,,. 1asa,nr Nv .JcSf,,r,.,, He m.
,,,,,s,,a, 81, ~. ,,,,a,.a, lho,rd Had
n51nrt1,d ,5,r ,r,adipo. bv the Mutual I'M
,r.,,I,.,.s ,i,,rinp fla coming
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05

Young Memorial building, t,,a $40,
sarll building; OF the =. ID. s. uniyersit,.
,,npt Entrance is through IN tSs
as as the y brary Of the school. H'Wi'
Mrs. Dearborn Honie--At,s i,
Deardo '|r Of $50 west Fourth soi, y !;
stree returned from New YORK ,7o 1.,ut
i Ipaa y, AFTER an absence of year. Mrs
sll1 y. went to the New ~ =.
school q art 70 finish her educa, g io,,
and and returns with high honors. MI e
si, aa,.e,p., mas painted number ~
#beautiful pictures and many Of tlo ~
have been most favorably comma, Nh, ta,
upon ,,l' by art critics: Mrs. Dearborn s il
,,iee a GA " Ter, ,ol p y Nickum and
r business man Of this city. y
J.. A.. Snedaker, one OF the n,yno..
or the Giirouss Consolidated mines !
Ely, Nevada. Is in the city "a. guest =,
me IN knu ls Mr. snedakers home i,
Denver and no is now on his vay l. I,
Nevada. 20
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05

$40 worth of gold, DEL Smith, s25. and
DIR. Green $25. An attempt to break
into the office OF Dr. Bulge was un-
successful. Night before last 1925 was
extracted from the till of the clothing
house of +. w. Thatcher & Co. in this
city and it is thought the same gang
did all the thieving. The perpetrators
are still at large.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05
SWEDISH L. D. S. DAY.

Swedish L. .. S. day will be observed
by the people of that nationality lv-
ing in this city, county and in Ogden
on the 23rd of this month--mids ummer
Seve--when they will gather a t Lagoon.
There will be a program Of races,
sports, boat races, etc, pulled off in the
afternoon, for which a soodly NUM-
Der of costly prizes will be given the
successful winners. The days festiI-
ties will end with a musical and liter
airy program at o'clock in the even
ing. The committee having the affair
in hand is working hard to make the
day an enjoyable one.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05
TROUSERS WERE HIS UNDoING.

Joe Valdez was arrested by Patrol
MAJ, Emil Johnson this afternoon
while he was trying TO take a pair
of trousers from Nadels East Sec
iond South street clothing store. At
the time of his arrest Valdez had "a
package under his arm. the package
three ladies' silk waists
and Il, negligec shirt. The police be-
ilieve this to have been taken also.
and are making an Investigation this
afternoon,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05
roNIc sEnLER,s pL1GHT.

Annie Mack. who earned S. Il day
selling a hair tonic, filed suit to recov-
or $4,000 from the Utah Light & Rail
way company for personal injuries sus-
tanned in an accident at Third South
and Third East street on Oct. 4, 1908.
1T is alleged that she was struck by a
streetcar which crossed the intersection
at Is miles an hour She was hurled
so feet and sustained permanent injury
10 her eyes, and lost most Of her teeth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05
TURNER, IDA, POSTMASTER.

Especial to the "News.,D
Washington. ID. c., June 4.--Frank a.
zGummersal has been appointed post
master ut Turner, Bannock county,
Idaho vice S. Gummersa, resigned.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-06-05
LOGAN VISITED BY THIEVES.

Especial 10 the News
( Logan, June 5.-ThIepes last night
broke into several dental offices in this
rity and stole about $50 worth of tooth
gold. Or. Sam Thatcher lost about
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
SATURDAY EVENING. JUNE 3, 1905.
THE MORRIS CANAL QUESTION.

Al present the Morris canal is virtually a dead asset It profits hi state
nothing. and in the condition it now presents TIL canal dhch does injury tic state
interests and hurts the prosperity of all the towns through which it passes A
dogJnt policy has kpt the canal property practically idea useless
for years The State would not consents to its conversion to other purposes. thu
canal company would nota abandon the franchise Internationally to the State an
jut nov the Estate and h cana company are in litigation in h Chancery Court
10 determine the Statese quity in he canal basin at Jersey City. mi after he
court shall have decided as between the State and thu canal company, what
hen? No new public value will be gNen ito thu canal 1t will still remain a dead
asset unless something is don to oliver 1t from thu incubus that las rested
rnon II so long Obviously there is n benefit to accrue to any interest a long
as the canal lies idle 1t is also quite plain that large benefits will arise from its
utilization The question is 10 to utilize he property and o what terms
Until the State consents the canal property cannot be used except for navigation
a1v am there only a show of navigation. just enough to W the charter
onsdein the great public advantages o be obtained by turning the canal
Ugh of w a to practical uses the State might readily consent to some equitable
angemen With that purpose In view An adjustment O. thism matter as been
greatly retarded BY the lack of open-handed faction on the part of the cana
ompan Heretofore it has dealt with the question in a manner secret AM
mysterious thus arousing suspicious on the part of the public tina: Ia or may
not have been justified. There is NJ good reasonw why thu problem should not 20
dealt with openly and frankly with The public n full knowledge of the facts
Until the matteris approached in his spirit there car be n o satisfactory settle
of this long-pendng question.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
"M Congress EOer Adourn?' Is
the Question All Washington Is Asking

informed senators fixes some time be-
tween July 5 and 10 for the bill to reach
the President. And will he sign it? A
sure as you live" is the unanimous YER
dict.
There is not a scintilla of In
the minds of enators that the Presi-
dent will find the bill acceptable as a
Republican measure and will gladly
affix his signature.
The downward r~evisionists in the
Senate are depending Upon the House
to perfect the bill to their liking. This
is reversal of the usual order. since
ordinarily the Senate is depended upon
to do the perfecting legislation.
Suspicion turks in the minds of some
senators that in this they are counting
without their host-that is to say,
Senator Aldrich, who is demonstrating
daily thai he is a host within himself.
You'd better do your revising down.
ward while you have the bill in the
Senate, for you won't get a look-in with
those conferees,'' is the advice some OF
the House revisionists are giving. Good
advice but how are they going to
carry 1t out? Heaven knows, they have
tried hard enough, they say, but Sena-
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
Origin and Definition of Tails
BY E. H. AIKEN.

~ r WE try TO commandments scientific method requires-Wth a denhitoh
we stumble OF a key, at the very threshold, which opens the doW. for
n there is n definition of a tail; it is not, in its nature, anything a IL
When Al animals foraegs are fitted O tic its backbone at the proper dis
ance from the hind legs, if any If the backbone remains over, W 70 "a II a
tail. But it has n purpose; 1t 9 a mere surplus, which a tailor Ue pn Is
unavoidable) would a trimmed off. And, 10! n this very gatVenes hs
thu whole secret If the multuarous positiveness IF tails. For the absence OIL
snecal purpose is the chance Il general usefulness The cal must fulhn It's
or fail entirely, for it ca do nothing else. Eyes and mouth.
auow that life has had any hand in the shaping of its W destiny then the
ingenuity of the devices for turning the useless member TO accoun aHWos
M of TIL most exhlaratng subjects of contemplation in thu whole panorama
Of nature. The fishes fitted it up at once a a win propeller with results 20
satsfactory that the whale and the porpoSe, coming long after doped me
invention And be it noted that these last and their kin are now the only
such Is seals and waruss and dugongs, are only coasters Among nose
that would live on the dry land, the primitive kangaroo coho tmhK
Of nothing better to do with his tail than % make a s@ of It. IL "a d
simple thought, but a happy Sitting up like a gentleman, h mas MS
hands free to scratch his ribs Or twHch his moutache. And when he goes
he needs moi to pt them to- the ground, for his great tail so nearly equals
III kangaroo, almost the lowest of beas N, comes closer to man IN ais JOS
tures than m other. The squirrel also sits up and uses his forepaws for
hands but the squirrel is a sybarite who lies abed in cold weather. ana II Is
every vavc araderisti of him that he has sen his tail to the furner and
bad IT done up into a boa OF comforter, at once warns becoming. see
too nov damtny he lifts it over his back to keep it cean-From Tails" In
the June Strand Magazine.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05

N PARAGRAPHS

A doctor can always relieve a patient
of his money.
The fiat of fate is responsible for a
good many black eyes.
Love rules the hand that rocks the
cradle and rules the world.
How an opportunity to show off in
public does tickle a small man!
Love without esteem is almost as
capricious as esteem without love.
Women usually like to look on the
bright side of things-especially mir
rors.
Most people who cross the ocean for
the first time find 1t a very swell affair.
Some people imagine that they are
cultured because they prefer classical
music to the ragtime brand.
You may be able to forget your
troubles for a time. but they usually
come back stronger than ever after
their vacation.-Chicago News.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05

The commission of experts 20 revalue railroad property in tn State for
urpses is making haste slowly. THERE'S much to 10 in the way OF
organization and preliminary study of the Wild field to be entered upon before
the commissioners can get dow to h labor OF inspection and valuation. The
work will necessarily be done independent of the records Of the State IA as
SCISSORS. III h maps and plans in the State assessors office will be utilized
III task is oe of sue magnitude that 1t will be tnpracdcabe to complete 1t
within h time init Of he Legislative resolution, the limit will have tt be
extended. The daa obtained will be of nc use for the present years assess
y thu State assessors The first report by the SCISSORS will probably
in a few weeks. The toal assessment last year was 272Hs9s. OF which
500 1924 4e was for main stem. II 1907 III oal assessment II matn stem, perl
sonal and franchise was s2NO4517a the assessment of other railroad property
being made locally that year. The State assessors engineer forces goes over
valuations each year and has been at work since the present year began
It I possible that the work of the revaluatton commissioners will prove a
stimulus for n valuations Of the State Board and that there will be a consider
able increase in the total over last year.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
A PHASE OF PHILADELPHIA POLITICS.

It would be hard to find a precedent for the conditions that have lately pre-
vailed in Philadelphia or to match them in any other city. 1t may be truthfuny
said hat if there was in Philadelphia an honest and efficient municipal govern
ment there would have been no trouble between the street railroad company and
mployee The city administration created all the conditions for h trouble
that involved thu whole city for a week, and In the end, frightened at the pos
sibe political consequences today it preciptately compelled the traction in
it is largely interested In to make an abject surrender to demands that
otherwise would noth have beer complied with Double dealing by the admins
tration had previously served to stir UP the public anger and it was when this
feeling was at white heat that he issue wa forced, nut of whichs such a sorry
was made yesterday. If the city administration gets a thorough
nouncing in the Republican primaries today it will richly deserve the punish
and perhaps a way will be opened to divorce the management of the street
raircads from political partisan control
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
It's Like the Shell Game-Now
You See the Date and
Now You Don't.

yTTHAT's your guess on adjourn
=" ment of Congress?
Walk up, everybody, and try
your luck. Fair show for all. Find the
little pea under the shell; now you see
it and now you don't. It's easy as roll
ing off a log. Name your date and take
your choice. Walk up, everybody!
says the Washington Star.
And so it goes. First, Chairman AL
drich guessed June 1 for the close OF
the tariff debate. Then he guessed
again. and now he finds he has another
guess a-coming. One day it looks good
for early adjournment and next day it
doesn't.
One of the Democraticc leaders opined
today that June 10 would find the bill
still before the Senate. but it might get
out by the 25th. They allow three
weeks for conference, but Chairman AL
drich thinks that time excessive.
A symposium Of guesses among we'll
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
Aldrich Guessed June |, Then
Guessed Again; Now Has
Another Coming.

tor Aldrich, with the organization he
has framed up, is a terror when it
comes to a showdown Of votes.
The income takers have practical
ly abandoned hope. The plan of the
finance committee is to demonstrate
that its bill will raise a sufficient rev-
enue without an income tax, and once
this is shown President Taft is ex-
pected to throw his influence against
an income tax as an unnecessary bur-
den.
All of which goes to show that in
due order a good, stiff, high-protection
bill will pass, with a few schedules of
Notwithstanding to hurt-and will
become law.
C"Whereupon," say the Republican
leaders, IAN industrial boom will set
in, with employment in plenty and
wages good, and the Republican party
will claim the credit and get away with
the goods again."
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
THAW REMAINS A LUNA TIC.

Harry Thaw mus realize by this time that justice is not to be bought or
hoodwinked. Escaping the electric chair on the plea of insanity, the law declares
him a lunato and resoutely keeps him in confinement as n The plan of his
lawyers to secur a favorable verdict on his tal by proving insanity and pro-
cureh his release afterwards by proof that he vas now perfectly N la mis-
carried 1t would have admirably fitted into this plan if the Appellate Court
had ordered Thaw to be tre as to his sanity by a Jury An acquttal might
have been Influenced in such a case,a and, failing that a lisa agreement raj GER
tain In either event a door would be opened Tor escape Gagged In a lunatic
asylum and separated from IL the life he once reveled In, Thaw may we'll reflect
that tn way Of h transgressor is hard.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
HE KNEW HI BOOK.

After the Easter holidays a school
teacher thought it would be a good OPP
p~ortunity to tell his class something
about the religious significance of the
holiday. Nov, boys he said, address
ing the youngsters, (which of you can
tell me something about Good friday
please, SIR" said m little urchin,
"he was the fellow what done the
homework for Robinson Crusoe!"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05

of
Emporia, Kansas,
Says Today:

All, yu tell me, Charles Augustus, that your love will " die, that your
the reaches ofthe sky, you would brand it OF the
CONTINENTAL crimson fac of Mars; yu would dMe the Hyrcan
VIZ. .-.-.v tiger you would brave thu Arctic snow, yu would
BALLAD such devohon-t is this thai 1 would knows
-- Will yu love W when there's onon OIL m
breath? You have named a hundred horrors that you'd NEE with
dauntess breast if 70 thought such deeds would make me love yu more;
o would shy he fiery dragons in the mountains of the West, o. would
drown the fm enchanters in their gore; you would corn thu mystic ter
rors of HI Arabs Thousand Nights you would harry all the witches of Mac
but he n doubt still assans m and m gentle III ahrights-wiu
oil love me when there's onion Oh m BREATH?
Copyright 1850 y George MATTHEW" Adams CNaAAmasoD
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
ANOTHER MAN WITH A SYSTEM.

You never follow my advice" his
wife complained. 81 don't see why you
keep on asking for it,"
We'll" this mean mar replied, you
see. I couldn't always be sure of talk
ing the right course If I didn't know
which way you would rather lot have
me CO."
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
X PRODUCTS NOW.

Jersey berries an vegetables are 10Y coming into our market The crops
In South jersey are maturing. and in a few days the products Of the Jersey
will rule h market We get berries and vegetables front the South even
beforev vegetation begins to sprout in North jersey out these suffice only until
te Jerseyv varieties appear, am they are the real thing There is n strawberry
like the Jersey berry. and compared with the JERSEY vegetable he early Southern
product is tasAess
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
Sc WERAoR ON TIE COAST.

The Iong-standng and dangerous nuisance of sewage disposal direct into the
surfb by the resorts on the New Jersey coast promises soon to b. ended. A few
Of the smaller resorts have established disposal plants and the larger mes have
mt last beer compelled to see the necessity for domg likewise. Probably next
yea III entire coast will be fref from sewage. ar visitors and bathers will 10
longer b. disguised by the odr of wase when stroInng m h beach or bathing
In the surf
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
IN RIPPING GOOD HUMOR
VISIBLE AGITATION.

Speaking of a labor agitation" be-
gan the lazy reporter, the worst in
my experience
"Was when someone asked you to do
some actual work, I suppose" broke
in the city editor, who knew his man.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
A ROUNDUP OF COJNERs.

York. Newark Jersey City and other nearby places will serve o stop Tor a time
the outflow of bogus silver coli that has flooded the retail marts of trade. OF
laet here has been al extraordinary amount OF counterfeit silver in circulation,
to the annoyance OF shopkeepers md he loss of those who took he coin for
genuine. The arrests made ire credtable to detective activity, and show ss-
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
WOULD SEEM so.

mo matter what you go to see .
doctor about, he is bound to end on
your lungs"
"How is that?"
well, he always makes you cough
mn
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
WHY HE WAS THERE.

my friend remarked a teetotal en-
thusiast, IT am extremely sorry to see
you outside a public house in this con-
dition-grieved and disappointed"
you amt no more sorry than me,
guv'nor. Bet yer life I shouldn't be ERE
if I 'adn't been turned QUIT"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
OLD N WISE.

He-They say, you know, that two
can live as cheap as one.
She-Yes; but I'm too old to try ex-
periments.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
E%NCOuRAGINa HIM.

Gerald wonder what you would do
if I were to try to kiss you?
Geraldine-Tm glad that you have a
thirst for knowledge at last
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05
Two Best Stories of the Day
No Sale

T Howard Dubois the noted mining engineer, told a good story
No Sa1e tt the Tech men recently, illustrating the art Of sailing a
diamond mine The STORY was told of a mar in South Africa,
who. while walking n day over his property suggested hat
they assay oe Of the SOIL.
In the search that ensued eight rough diamonds were found an oHers
began to fly through the ara at a rapid rate Tor the n when the hosts VIE
allied vi to her husband:
"Why John, where are III other two?
The sequel If the story vas left to the Observation-Disclosures Record.
T A Southern Congressman, who formerly rac-
His Fixed Income tsed "a in Mississippi ellis of ar amusing case he
oncet tried in that State. He vas then a student in
the office of his uncle a Colonel Martin, who figured
in local politics The main figure n h trial a a azy darby named Dicks Sutton,
arresteda al the instance of his wife, who alleged that he contributed nothing %
her support n refused to work.
During the examination Of Sutton the young lawyer asked:
Dick have you n fixed income?'
Sutton was puzzled ~ the term. Counsel explained that the expression
meant a certainty, none paid o. for odd Jobs. but for steady employment:
In ohr words a compensation at stated intervals on which n could abso-
uAy rely
Upon HI conclusio If counseps remarks, he darkys face frightened:
"I think 1 as a liked income sah," said h. =
And what is this fixed income?' was the next question.
Well all" answered Dick, witt a broad grin in h direction OF Colonel
Martin, de colonel dere aners i've m TO dollars n a sako four IN lection
dayr-Tt Bits
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-05

Howard Dubois, the noted mining engineer, told a go
o to the Tech. men recently, illustrating the art of So
diamond mine. The story was told of a man in South