davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-03
rn.t scheduIe 20 Eurekn

be substituted for city of Topeka on
q four day. schedule, leaving San Fran
cisco September I, 3 p. m. and every
fourth day thereafter, arriving at Eu-
xeka g.. N. next day.. -
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-03

TAKEN TO SAN QUENTIN-James Young.
sentenced to 10 years in the penitentiary for
the murder of Policeman Helms. was taken TO
serving life sentence for the same crime.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-28
MARCH %, 1909.
CHRONOLOGICAL INExAcTITUDE

1t was in the old days when there
were sea fights and when the wooden
walls of old England protected her
interests In grim earnest, and not
merely on paper, says The Tatler. =.
During one Of these colossal scraps
Jerry Doolan, A. B., and Jack Bowden,
of that ilk were serving No. port gun
Suddenly there was a terrific impact,
followed by an ear-splitting explosion;
the bulwarks were shivered into spin
tiers and the deck plowed up. where
our heroes were standing at their duty.
When the binding wrack had partially
cleared the gun was found to be dis
abled, and the form of poor Jack was
lying prone in a pool of blood
Jerry rushed to his mates assistance.
"Achone, Jack darlnt, are yez dead?"
he implored.
Jack raised himself painfully on his
elbow, grooming family, TITS all up,
mate: my foot's carried clean away"
"All up Is ut?" muttered the Irish
man, assuming a cheerful and optim-
istic tone, mot a bit of 1t, me darlint.
See here, naow-putt yeZ arrums round
me neck an OPll carry yez down to the
docthor and he jabers he'll be haVin
yez roight as trivet."
Suiting the action to his words the
sturdy son of Erin staggered with his
sorry load. Just as he was about to
descend a hurting shot, all unheeded
by the good Samaritan, struck the un-
fortunate Jack, carrying his head clean
away. But Jerry staggered on, and,
reaching the cockpit, proceeded to re-
lieve himself of his CHASTITY burden,
placing the corpse gently on vacant
mattress. Without wasting time over
a glance of compassion he rushed over
to DR.. McPhail and besought him to
tend his mate.
The doctor was busy. but he took
a hurried look at Jerrys mate.
What, We blitherin' fule," he
snapped, what on airth made we bring
yon puir body along? Hoots, mon,
what dye expect me tae maxi o pa
tient wi'oot a head whateffer?"
Jerry gasped, and gazed at all that
remained of his erstwhile messmate..
Head is ut, begor? Look at that
naow. Och bad cess to IN fer dirthy
diar, shure he tould me 1t wuz his fut'
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-28

MISS FAY WALLACE, a Los An
wi geles young woman, is starring
A'A in the east with the No. 2 COM
pany of Polly Of the Circus" Miss
Wallace was chosen at Cincinnati to
replace Miss Mabel Taliaferro, who
was Ill, in the No. l company, then
playing at Buffalo. She made such
decided success that a special COM
pany was organized for her and sent
out from New York, in which she is
now playing.
Miss Wallace has played a wide
range of roles since leaving Los An
geles and has been uniformly success
full. Her present star role Is said to
be the best she has yet done, and plans
already are under way for a new play
in which she will appear in the leading
part in New York next fall.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-28
THE VENDER's REVENGE

A vender of plaster STATUTES saw
chance for a sale in a well dressed,
bibulous man who was lacking down
the street.
You buy-a de statuette?" he asked,
alluringly holding out his choicest Of
fering. -baldi-I sell-a him
vera cheep. De gr-reat-a Gar-r-ribal
di-only thirta cents!"
"Oh, tell with Garibaldi," said the
bibulous one, making a swipe with his
arm that sent Garibaldi crashing to the
sidewalk.
For a moment the Italian regarded
the fragments. Then, his eyes flashing
fire, he seized from his stock
statuette of George Washington. you
tell with my Gar-r-ribaldi?" he Kissed
between his teeth. 80" He raised
the immortal George high above his
head and-crash! it flew into fragments
alongside of the Inflated Garibaldi.
"Ha! 1 to hell-a wild your George
Wash! Ha, ha!"-Everybody's Maya
zine.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-28
ANTICIPATED CAUSE OF SORROW

Ina came in from the country on her
fifth birthday to visit her cousin May.
At night they were put to bed early.
sobs were heard from the children's
bedroom.
What is the matter, children?" asked
Mays mother, entering the dark room
From under the bedclothes Ina
sobbed out: May won't give me any
of her sweets"
But May has no Sweets" replied her
aunt.
II know that" sobbed Ina, but she
said If she did have sweets she
wouldn't give me any."-Evening Call.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-28
Preparation

He gazing into the crater)-Isnt it
appalling, Amelia? Just think of the
stupendous power stored there, the in
calculable heat!
She-That reminds me. Did you re-
member, when you wrote mommy, to
tell her to have the furnace fixed be-
fore we got back?-Brooklyn Life.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
AGAINST THE FASHIONS.

a. Paris dispatch a few days ago
stated that the Osservatore Romano
the official organ of the Vatican, recent
ly contained a severe criticism of the
ladies' faschfons in dress. The paper
fdeplored feminine fashions as danger
against which women might unite, and
added:
Those who profess with ardor the
Catholic faith and morals should not
he indulgent toward women who walk
about? the streets wearing immodest
garments. All the present-day fash
Ions are designed to excite the pas
sions. 1t Is the siltpwreek of virtue
These fashions are prejudlcial to beauty.
which is the reflection Of the bounty
OF Goo. and, therefore. fruitful in MAJ
terial and moral well-being. Cleanse
these unl1oly wardrobes. Rid them of
their dresses which make the wearers
guardian angels weep. Let your wives
and daughters make their own clothes
rather than wear dresses which grieve
the Holy Spirit and the Father OF
Truth"
It is to be feared that there Is but
too much truth In this arraignment.
But the ladies affirm with equal truth
lilC hlot SAAtAA Wy S1lSSi
fashions change almost every month
running from one extreme to another,
it Is the fault OF the men who invent
all these styles In order to stimulate
trade. Further, women, they say,
have learnt BY experience that the men
admire and seek the company of the
women who appear in gay and startl-
Ing raiment. The reform, to be effec-
tive, must include both men and wo-
man. Both must obtain a better under
standing OF real worth and beauty.
One OF the ancients has truly said
that real adornment does not consist in
plating the hair. wearing Of gold, or
rich apparel, but In the qualities OF
the heart, in that which is not cor
6ruptible. ''even the ornament of a meek
and quiet spirit, which is in the sight
of God of great price,. II it We're un-.
5derstood that virtue Is the most pre-
cious of tournaments, there would be no
occasion for the warning uttered by
the Roman paper. If people would Gull
tivate the gifts and graces that are the
characteristics of a beautiful soul.
modesty in dress, as in all else would
he more common. But how is the einan-
5cipation from the slavery of fashion to
be effcctedo VIII the leaders Of So
sciety take the lead9
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
PERMANENT UTAH :EXHIBIT.

Under the auspices of the State Fair
Association, the Real Estate Associa-
tlon and the Manufacturers Associa-5
ton of Utah. an exhibit of Utah manu-
sfactures and products will be main
tanned at the Chamber of Commerce
Building, IS West, Third South street,
The display is Intended to be perman-
ent, and there will be a formal open
ing on Friday and saturday nights of
this week. The interior of the build
ing has been made very attractive,
the walls having been retinted and
more than q score of handsomely de-,
corated booths provided. In the booths
may be seen a splendid showing OF.
goods manufactured here, while in
hooks and corners are show cases fill.
ed with articles of one kind or anoth-
er, displayed on smaller scale.
section showing fruits and grains
grown on dry farms will be Installed
and maintained by the State Board of
Horticulture, while replicas of pre-
cious metals, mines, and cH.l mines
form an attractive featured of the dis
ElhS.a5ltle lltttIl s5lArLt Society HtiS IA. ID
number of paintings by local artists on
exhibition, and all in all tho exhibition
IS well worth seeing by our own peo-
pie, and 1t should prove an attraction
that would interest tourists to this
city.
An early opening of he exhibit was
undertaken with view OF assisting
TO entertain the crowds that will come
during the &. A. r. encalnpment. The
veterans especially will come in for
a goodly amount of attraction from
the promoters of the exhibition. One
large room will be converted into a.
resting rlace, and every attention pos
sible will be shown the veterans.
Friday and Saturday nights two hun
dred Or more prizes will be given away
at the exhibition. Everything is free
and each holder OF n ticket will b9
entitled to participate in the drawing.
On each occasion a musical entertain
ment will be rendered.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
HOW WE DO GROW.

j
The annual report of the cham Der of
commerce. soon to be issued. contains
many interesting comparisons of 1908
with 1858, two years which We're pre-
coded by disastrous panics In those
fifty years the population of the coun-
try has increased 1873 per cent, the
wealth of the country 56S per cent,
the public debt 3,S75 Per cent, the
per capita debt from S1.51 to S10.T6:
bank deposits 1850 per cent, receipts
of the government 1856 per cent. war
expenditures $40 Per cent. navy eX-
penditures T45 per cent. imports per
capita from $685. TO 1870. exports
the consumption of wines and liquors
266 per cent. or from 6-dS to 1858 per
capita gallon. The only notable de-
crease relate to American shipping
Foreign commerce carried in American
ships decreased 1906 FER cent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

The following nle features OF the July
Forum: THE Real Significance OF the
Tariff Debate" Henry Id tchf1eld Vest
Trans Limine, a poem, Brian Hooker;.
THE Patent System in It's Relation to
the Industrial Developments Frederick
P. Fish: The Heritage a poem, Ed )
ward Bliss Reed: .The New InteiNa-
tionalisnln Paul s. Reinsch; The Long
Arm OF Coincidence" B1ander Mat
thews; Maggie a poem, IONA Gale
Progress of Financial Recovery AL
eNander d. Noyes: Invocation Of the
Butterflies" poem. Thomas Walsh;
..Araminta: NxVIII-xxx, j c..
Snaith MANS Song and Wo,nan's," q
poem, lee Wilson Dodd : IT fS Purple
Mark" short story, Avery Abbott,
New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
SUMMER OUTING,

The Farm Journal of Philadelphia
dwellers that might be profitable to
certain rural families, s.#
Taking note Of the two-foli fact that
while in the cities there are many
families that are looking for a rural
retreat for few weeks, and that in
most of the larger farm houses there.
are several pleasant bed rooms that
could easily be spared during the warm.
weather, it would pay the farmers to
offer. and the city families to seek, for
i such quarters for summer outings.
CANYON outings are often too strenu
GUS or too expensive for the family as
a whole to enjoy long enough to exert
much influence on health; while COM.
Portable quarters in the country could
be rented and good meals purchased
for several weeks without high expense
( or laborious preparation.
The Journal suggests that a shady
porch or lawn and some light. easy
chairs are an attraction. Wicker or
splint chairs are cheap and desirable:.
clean, comfortable beds with plenty OF
clean towels and fresh water are neccs-
sites, and these. with table well set
forth With plenty of freshly-gatilered
Vegetables, fruit. milk cream, and
fresh meat and tender poultry several
times a week. would be sure to be app
+ preciated by people who are longing to.
leave the city, with its noise and heat.
behind them for a while
We suppose thai many of the farmers
I in all the higher valleys Of the State,
not too far from Salt Lake City could
thus render great service TO city people
and al the same time gain a reason
able profit for their pains. Children
can do most Of the work required by
the visitors. so that little or nothing
need be paid out for extra labor. And
the profits can be increased by furnish
Ing horses and wagons for special trips
q or for daily rides
the extra work and inconvenience
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

can be borne during the short time fni, It IT
lasts for the sake OF the Increased in
come with its comforts for the rest Of
the year. Doors and windows screened
to keep out mosquitoes and flies are g q
necessity. but these every family should
have anyhow, and the profits would
provide them while IL taken care of
they VIII last for years.
City people and farmers, Why not
advertise your wants and facilities for
this exchange Of mutual benefits?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
a SIGN OF INSANITY IN PARIS.
Putnam $ Magazine.

Putnam $ Magazine.
To tho visitor in Paris hat Is
rather necessary in winter, and a
lI3aedeker Is desirable. but an nn1-
brella is Indispensable Parisians
would be less surprised to see an ,iln7
4brella going out for a walk without
person than to see a person going out
without an umbrella, Only idiots and
feeble-minded ever do 1t. In Paris they
do not have a commissioned insani-
8ty to test the sanity of people. They
Walt until there is q sunny winter
Sday--they have one every three or
four Weeksand then they send the
suspect out for a walk In the sun, If
he goes without an umbrella they Iut
him in an asylum. They know he is
crazy. They don't think 50, they
Know so. ~ - 49,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
a FREE PRESS.

The New York Herald has been cut
out from the advertising list of a large
New York firm, for the reason. AZ
stated by the Herald, that it refused to
boost pasteurized milk, a product in
which the head of the firm is financial
ly interested. The gentleman wanted
the paper TO print various articles fur
pished 1t, but the demand was not COM
piled with, and so tho firm stopped adj
vertislns in the Herald. To which the
paper remarks:
IF he thinks milk and-watery lee
lures made IN Germany praisfng pas
teuriZation and incidentally Mr.. Straus
can be fnisted upon the American
people as news he is woefully behind
the times.
"In any case the Herald maintains
that Its advertisers are not and will
not be consulted as to the contents of
its news columns. Mr.. Straus presu-
mab!y thinks they ought TO be. and so
he has shown his disapproval of the
Herald's independence by severing adj
Ycrtisng relations with It,"
This is the only course The Herald, as
an independent newspaper, could take
in the matter. But it Is entitled to
credit for the COURAGE with which it
maintained its Independence, in the
face Of financial loss. Too many news
papers not only are too cowardly TO
stand by their convictions, but they
even hold out their hands TO all sorts
of interests. questionable included, with
the understanding that they Will boost
the highest bidder. That Is what en-
courages people with queer notions OF
right and wrong to try to regulate
newspapers by means of threats as to
what they viii do 10 the subscription
list or advertising list. unless certain
Views are advocated or certain facts
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
MEANS A Loss TO THE STAGE.
Springfield Republican.

People who have followed the affairs
Of the stage closely will not be sur
5prised to hear of the retirement of
Helen Collier Garrick from her bro
tiers William Golfers company, Nor
that her husband. Albert Beauregard
Fink. who is nrelof the minor classic
actors, has also left the boards He ia
the son Of rich man in st, Louis.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
DEsERET EVENING NEWS THURSDAY JULY Is 1909

+ and his father has long been trying
ito et9the two, WHO are known as the
go sweet hearts y 10 come To live
with him. hey will be missed by their
friends, their good influence on
theatrical life Will be a loss to the
stage. and 1t Is to he hoped that they
will be happy in the seclusion of foot
slightless life. ". aa2A- sll9ila
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
PrctjcIaution.

gs8 why 10 you always go out on the
balcony when l begin to sing. john
Can't you bear to listen to me? "A
"It isn't that, but ! don't want the;
neighbors to think I'm q wife heater."
Kansas City Journal,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

The Birth Of Mormonism in Picture
is the name of an album containing
scenes and incidents In early Church
history, from photographs by George
F., Anderson, of Springville. and pub
lished by the Deseret Sunday School
Union. The text Is written by Prof
John +, Evans, and the album is a
truly artistic publication full of in-5
tense interest The intention of the
Board is to follow this book with
others on Church history, until a COM.
plete series representing the Church.
from its formation to the present time
shall have appeared. The album should
be OF value to parents and teachers
when teaching the children Church
history. 1t Is also q. beautiful souvenir
which Will please all Latter-day Saints.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
Respect for Ladies'.

Bacon--A woman who wants to vote
is called .suffragette,' is she not?
! F1gbert Well. yes. that's what she's
called II there are ladies present. ~ on
kers Statesman
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

3 The interstate commerce commission
has decided that only undue discrimna-
ton is forbidden by the act to regu-
late commerce. What a perfectly love
~ 5loophole that one little word undue.
furnishes. 1t will doubtless prove a
regular eye Of a needle for camels OF
various kinds to so through.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
TIC World.s reputation.

''..The number or people who have
written, or8mean to write. or think they
could write is very large. Mfr. An-2
thony Hamilton. In the Onlooker.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
Proof Positive.

Aunt E,liza-Is your mother In,
Willie?
I'd be worlsin' in the garden If she was
out2-Puck &
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

It looks as though President Taft
would bury the huge army idea with
military honors. Il,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
An lev Reminder.

Did you ever feel that the world was,
against you?''
sure. / felt it this morning when II
slipped on the sidewalk .'-Washin
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

+ When Uncle jesse Knight says that
IL two railroads are a good thing for
Provo, three would he better he hits
the nail sq1arely on the head, and
makes a statement that cannot be con-
ftroverted
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
Carl,.rlcItct.

Purchasei--But l thought you said it
was half an hour from the station
Agencies, I'd like to see you make
1T in any less.--Evening Sun,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

Z There are to be no more Sunday fun
erals in Denver. Still Denver Sundays
Will not be rigidly purltanical
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

They are suffering from drouth in
New York although the town is thor
oughly wet
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

81 Nobody buys in the cheapest markets
nowadays for the reason that there are
no cheap markets, and there being no
cheap markets how can there be any
&
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

There is no fool like the particular
fool who opposes your views and
wishes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

Marriage Is a lottery that no inter
state commerce law can suppress.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
May BE.

# Don't he suspicious That tinkling
sound that comes to your ear through
the dark from YOU. neighbours porch
may be merely ice water.--Indianap pos
lis News.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

Il The startling news is cabled from
+ Africa that Colonel Roosevelt and par
stS made a dry camp. If true, which it
probably is. is the news ilnportanto
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

The trouble in South America is now
Iascribed to Castro. 1t Is claimed that
the arcf-p lotter is furnishing funds for
the revolutionists In Colombia hoping
by hat means to reinstate himself in
Venezuela.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

Theatrical notices are an exception
to the rule that self praise IS no praise.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

The conservation of the water power
OF the country is an entirely different
question from the conservation OF the
forests. Without utilization the rivers
and streams run to waste while their
use Is their true conservation. 1t Is
different where the forests are cut
down and consumed and not replaced,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

Battling Nelson was aghast when
Nolgast got through with him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

Surely Edward Paysnn Weston is
grand old man. If ever man was en-
titled to a "joy ride" he is after
his long walk.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

No onr in the European courts has
an any sy1npat thy for the Shah. This is a
sure sign that his ship Of state is sink
Ing. sa3
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

The taxpayers OF this City will not
DO surprised IL the a,,th hort ties that be
see fit to raise the taxes again, this
year. They cannot borrow any more
money. And the treasury. as usual, is
empty.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

tsSS How is IT. that some people can re-
sist policeman? In their neat and
ss nj uniforms they look absolutely ir-s
resistible.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

II the lower house Of Congress looks
up too much to the upper house on this
tariff question it will lower itself in the
eyes Of the country.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
JUST FOR FUN
a Bareain.

~. Mr. Gudtheng you said you'd
gimme q quarter for a lock of sists
hair &; I.
81 Yes, Chester s
Il s Well. here's the whole switch. Just.
cut off what you wan /. Kansas City
Times. s5 80
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

iS Ask for bread and you get a loaf just
half as big as you used to get,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15

!. 1t is wonderful how many big words
are used in small talk.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-15
GIoriolls.

Well father, asked the beautiful
young heiress. tdid the Count call on
you this lnorning?''