The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-04-17

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and satiated my
self with the 40
tive life. Being satiated and still
unimprisoned. came to Chicago 10
test my wings upon sea of smoke.
They bore me mp, but the smoke
hurt my eyes. Then | conceived the
heaven-sent idea that TO live In the
country and work in the city should
counterbalance both the love Of the
country and the enchantment OF the
city. built home with lake On
one side where the waters Tapped.
and meadow on the other where
the meadowlarks lifted and sang their
songs OF JOY. The other two sides
left to the hills and the woods-and
the sky above was pure and clear.
And now into this Eden has crept
the serpent. The village wants some
active headlight to do its job OF may
oring. We are exceedingly short Of
mayoralty timber out In our town.
So short that large delegation Of cit
liens are camping on my doorstep
and demanding In burning words.
puncutated with red fire, that take
up the toga virilis In It's most gilded
form and give little exhibition Of
Sidewalks as l Would Fix En-" or
How to Heal Hole In the Street"
Go away, hoi polIoi and let me
alone! want to write poetry and
stories, weed in my sweet-peas and
teach bull dog how to be happy
though bob-tailedl
Go away! Leave me. while my wife
still has some little glimmer Of ~
spect for me! Leave me, while / may
buy new suit Of clothes or new hat
without someone winking at my back
and shaping their mouths TO say.
GRAFT"
Leave me calm and serene, non
entity whom nobody worries about, a
peaceable citizen who writes his wife
new dress once In while and swaps
yarns for sugar and meat!
Leave me oehind the lawn mower
and the grass shears, content In the
simple life. Go away!
But they do not 30 away. They
clamor arounc my cigars and eat my
apples and teach my bull dog politi-
clans tricks. They tell me I am the
man OF the hour when do not want
to be the man of the hour. want to
live there always. live there with their
respect and their love.
Darn 'em! They sent me COPY
OF David Harum's Lessons In Con
tentmsntv with pencil marks around
the chapter that tells how every man
gave up an overcoat or new incuba-
tor to help pay the taxes and make the
community life better.
That" said they lis the spirit
that should actuate you in accepting
this call. You owe this to the com
munity, ETC."
And when ] said I'D make the race.
they went out and nominated rival
candidate and now they are sitting
back on the drygoods boxes and the
applebarrels and sicing us!
Go away!
"Time Fliesi"
Time flies; It's ever ON the wing.
Few men know how TO use II.
They can't find time for anything:
All they can do is lose IL.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Oh. don't know! There's still class
That find there's something to Il.
Because of misdeeds they have done,
All they can do IL do III
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BY the Way.
II isn't always easy TO marry the
right girl for her money.
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II is better TO be lonely bachelor
than a henpecked husband
4 4 &
Somehow an employer never seems
to want man who is out OF job.
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The greatest trouble about the hall
OF fame is that no two people can
agree on whose name shall be writes
there.
The man who makes the best OF the
worst OF 1t win be as happy as a
clam when he makes the best OF the
best OF II.
Don't Put II There.
Husband OF Three Mopths--Do yoa
believe wife is justified In taking
money from her husbands pocketsf
Husband OF Experience-Ce Certainly,
II he is that careless.- baltimore
American.
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Hint for the Home.
II basin OF water Is placed over night
In room where people have beep
smoking. the usual smell of state tobacco
will be gone in the morning.
BYRON WILLIAMS