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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27

Customer bath bun and two
sponge cakes, please.
Waitress-Two sponges and a
bath for this gentleman.-London
Opinion.
Joaquin Miller roasts Roosevelt
for starting an epidemic of strenu-
osity. Joaquin's strenuosity seems
to have been confined to propo-
eating luxuriant whiskers.
A Japanese bank in California
will barely pay out Is cents on
the dollar. Excessively initiative
people, those Japanese.
Life without industry is guilt.
Industry without art is brutality
Ruskin.
A use for the Eiffel tower has
been discovered. 1t has been en-
ployed for the purpose of being Cir
cled around by an aviator.
Most likely those super Dread
naughts will be manned with ultra.
marines.
Over In Spain Alfonso and the
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
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Normal to moderately high pres
sure, with crest over Saskatche-
wan, covers most OF the country.
causing a prevalence Of fair wealth
er, with somewhat cooler generally
In the Rocky mountain region. Tenn
perature changes In general have
been slight. Csnters of moderate
ly low pressure are respectively
over western Canada, Arizona and
the lake region. The Canadian low
is expected to cause rain tonight
and Thursday In this vicinity, with
warmer weather tonight.
CHAS. STEWART.
Local Forecaster.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27

CLAM: Two shells with wart
between.
SMOKE: Pigment with which
the air of our cities is rendered
visible.
GRANDMOTHER: Only person
who can butt in upon young
mothers system of raising chill
dren.
CUPID: The little shine god.
MONARCH: A mon who's a
mon for a. that.
ABYSS: Unfahtomable hole in
which polar records are buried for
safe keeping.
ROLLTOP DESK: Piece of fur
niture with an undulating crust;
used with equal facility for earn
ing daily bread and to loaf with.
NEVADA: A Sahara with a state
state house
APPENDIX: First aid to a luc-
rative surgical practice.
HISTORIC RELIC: Chauncey M.
Depew.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
A Woman's Weakness.

A Woman's Weakness.
Examining Magistrate-Madam
you persistently deny that you COM
mitted this act, though the descrip-
ton of the culprit fits 20 uexactly
beautiful face and figure, ex-
tremely youthful appearance, most
attractive
The Defendant-Your honor, I
confess all-yes, 1t was I!
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
Avoid Taking
Cold-

II people would only use or
binary precautions. the toll Of
disease and death directly
traceable to neglected colds
would not be nearly so
heavy. Learn to breathe
prOperly-don't expose the
person needlessly to sudden
changes of temperature,
dampness and draughts. Get
busy with the first sneeze
and check a cold before it
reaches the lungs. A simple
remedy, and one that is high
ly recommended, Is made by
mixing two ounces of glycer-
inc, a half ounce of virgin oil
of pine compound pure and
eight ounces of pure whisky.
You can buy these in any
good drug store and easily
mix them in a large bottle. 1t
is claimed by the Leach
Chemical Co. of Cincinnati,
who prepare the genuine vir-
gin oil of pine compound
pure, that a teaspoonful of
this mixture four times a
day will break up a cold I'm
"a hours, and cure any cough
that is durable.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
Quite a Joke.

Quite a Joke.
Head Librarian-Here! Stop
where you are! What are you try
ing to do?"
Pat Tin the midst Of a heap Of
cards in front of the card index)-
Shure, twas merry joke thot the
loidy at the desk was playin'. whin
she told me to look over in this
domed cabinet fur the book OF
wanted. Faith, thurs nothin' here
but lot of cards!"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
KITCHENER TO LOOK
OVER BATTLEFIELDS

PEKING, Oct. 27-Lord Kitchen
err. inspector general of the British
forces in the Mediterranean. who
spent a week here. left today to
visit the Manchurian battlefields.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
FROM LATEST ISSUE OF
=PUCK-
A Sufficient Season.

81 saw a newspaper item, last
night" vouchsafed Uncle Timothy
Tarpy, at a recent session of the
Sit and Argue club. which said
that scientists estimate that the
earth will last for at least one hun
dred million years longer"
Glad to hear i'll" returned the
Old Codger, grimly. "That'll give
that ere sluggard of hired man
O. mine time to cut the rest of them
two and a half cords of good that
he's been engaged on since I
dknow when"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
POINTS

got to get up In the morning and
work.
Business is growing east on Riv-
erside fast. That old freight depot
must be removed, and the street
extended.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
A Sure Preventive.

A Sure Preventive.
Tourist lin Kentucky)-Have
you lived here all your life, Uncle
Colored Citizen-Yes, sab!
Tourist-Have they ever at
tempted to lynch you?
Colored Citizen-No, sah l allus
votes de dimmercrat ticket.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
EXPLAINED

EXPLAINED.
Mrs. Jones-This milk looks sus-
piciously blue.
Dealer-Madam, my cows were
raised in the blue grass region of
old Kentucky.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27

1t is said-maybe we
said it ourselves-that
when that wonderful IL
year-old Sidus boy, who is
already prepared to enter
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
FROM LATEST ISSUE OF
JUDGE

Father is a statesman
Who guards a famous cause;
Daughter is a singer
Who wins the worlds applause
In the race for honors
Neither of them shirk.
(No one hears of mother,
She only does the work.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
A MIXED CHARACTER.

n MfNEO CHNHNC Elk.
Extract from Roosevelt's letter
to the bureau of Fisheries:
"The water is fairly temperate. 1t
Is slightly alkaline, but it is habitu-
ally drunk"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
Top-l.iners.

Iop-L.inor8.
Vaudeville Manager Ito non-pro-
fessional wife)-What? Jimmy
slapped Bessie? And threw a ham,
mer at her? And called her names
Great! Let the kids rehearse that
act every day for week and I'll
book 'em right through till June
as Bings and Bangs, Juvenile Com
edians, in their Screaming Skit,
About the Housed"
Little Clarence (who has an in
quiring mind)-Pa, what is the
rest of the old saying about the
wages of sin? "The wages of sin
is"-what, Pa?
Mr.. Callipers-Well, upon occa.
sions, my son, it's alimony.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
HIS FRUIT DIET.

HIS FRUIT DIET.
Doctor-You should always take
a little fruit in the morning.
Guzxler-I do. I am old-fash-
toned enough to insist upon a
cherry in my cocktail.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
FROM LATEST ISSUE OF
LIFE=
Worth TaIkinu About.

Great thing, this discovery Of
the"
"Nothing-nothing at all! Why,
l discovered the pocket in my
wife's skirt once!"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
Press Humor Most Anything Have Smile
MOST ANYTHING

"Yes, even a self made
man kin just as easily un-
make hisself."
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
NOT HIS FAULT.

NOT HIS FAULT.
Manager-Well, Mr.. Brown, I'm
glad to see you back from your va
cation. But you didn't pick up any
flesh while you were in the coun-
try, did you?
Clerk-None to pick up. 1t was
always vegetables.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
A FAvoRirE FAILING.

Son-Pap, did you ever catch any
fish?
Father-Nope. Never could catch
no fish, no how.
Son-Well, it's hereditary then,
for / can't, either.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-27
Diplomatic

Whom does your baby resem-
ble?"
THE relative with the most
money"
The border vidette., 1909-08-07
Miss Oasanega, eldest daughter of

Miss Oasanega, eldest daughter of Mr. and Mrs Oasanega, one of Gala basas' prominent we'll to do ranchers. has been visiting in Nogales a few days this week with friends
 Yesterday afternoon food waters rushed out of 'Crazy Canyon" east of the Mexican customs house and came down Railroad and Morley avenues a foot deep. Water and mud entered several business houses on Morley avenue, but very little damage was done property. This morning Nogales is one of the cleanest, brightest towns in the country, as result of the re- cent splendid rains. The beautiful green hills surrounding the city are a pleasant sight to behold.
 Auditor Boston of the Sonora News Company, on his annual inspection trin, was here yesterday. and last night left for Guaymas. being accompanied by Fred VanM ourick, manager of the Nosales, Cananea and Guaymas branch es. Mir Poston, who has resided in Mexico nearly a quarter of century, is a nephew of the late Charles D Poston, "The father of Arizona" who resided in Phoenix many years before he died Colonel Poston many years before he died, homestead aded the fla nous "Hole in the Rock" situated be- tween tho capital city and Tempe. MT. Poston may possibly visit Phoe- nix before returning to the City of Mexico. where hIs big company has ies headquarter and factories.
The border vidette., 1909-08-07
Ben Daniels Resigns MsrshaIshlp.

United States Marshal Ben Dan iels has resigned and his resigna- ton has been accepted at Wash ington to go into effect on Septem- Der 30.
 In place of the post which he now holds Mir. Daniels has been appointed agent of the Menominee Indians, whose reservation is in Wisconsin. This tribe is compos- ed of over 1900 Indians and MT. Daniels new post carries with it a salary approximately the same as that which he now draws as United States Marshal of the Territory of Arizona.
 In exclusively announcing this important piece of political news The Citizen IS also privileged to announce positively that MT. Dan iels will be succeeded in the office of United States Marshal by c. A. Overlook, the wealthy mining man and banker of Douglas. President Taft is expected to send Mr. Over locks name to the Senate for con frmation thls week.
 Marshal Daniels has held the of flee of United States Marshal for the Territory of Arizona for more than four years. His term would  expire July 1. 1910.
 The post of United States Mar shal carrias a salary of $4 800 a year. MT. Daniels new post brings about the same ,amount.-Citizen.
The border vidette., 1909-08-07

river, and advertised for captains and crews. For seventy miles csttle grazed the f1o|ery mead, and the land flowed with milk and honey. He did much to make Arizona what it is today. To him our skies made those of Italy look pale. He loved the smell of the fresh earth and the sweet air that has brought health and wealth to thous- ands. The joy of living in country that God had specially made was to him all that God intended it to be to man. He was prince of boosters and king among men. He gloried in southern Arizona, in the wealth in and on her thousand hills. We should honor his memory for it, says the Tue son Star.
The border vidette., 1909-08-07
Additional Local.

This morning MT A. J. Bass, who with Mr M T Cooke recently pur- chased the Montezuma bar, left for San Francisco and New York City on a combined business and pleasure trip expecting to be absent from Nogales about two weeks
 P J. Mcintyre, manager of the Douglas Arizona & Sonora Develop ment Company, is in from camp wear ing a broad smile of contentment. He does not say much, but appears well pleased with conditions at camp and the world in general.
 Last Wednesday Dr. G. Bailey, father of Hon. Neil Bailey, trainmas- ter of the Cananea, Yaqui River & Podific railway. with headquarters in thIs city, died at Anhiem, California. Asthma was the cause of the well known physician's passing,
 At the Smoker given Thursday evening by tine Nogales fire depart ment, a communication was read from Mayor Clausen and Clerk Encinas of the Noeales, Sonora Mexican council, tendering the department $234 % Mexican money to pay for hose and equipment destroyed while fighting the Mascare flas fire on the other side; and offering to contribute $6O % per month towards the maintenance of tke de- partment. On motion, a committee was appointed to consider the proPo- sition, and on their recommendation the generous offer of the Mogales. So- nora. officials was accepted and a re- solution passed rendering them all the assistance possible of the department in cases of fire.
The border vidette., 1909-08-07
ARTICLES or IncOrpor ation
 or GOOD LUCK MINING and MILLING COM PANY

KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PREsENrs; That desirous of forming corporation Unde- the laws of the territory of ArizOnS have this day vOuntarilly associated ourselves together into a body corporate, and to that end have made, signed and execu Sed these rticIeS of Incopora- tion, aud do hereby certify
 The name of this CO Doration and by which it shall be authorized to conduct it's bnsiness is ;'GOOD LUCK MINING AND MILLING COM PANY."
 The names of the lncorpOratOrs Joseph Hadfieli. Frank N. Cox. J. E. Bentley. and J. $. Hurst. The principal office place of transacting the business of this corporation shall be at Nooales, Santa Cruz county. Arl- zona but the branch offices may be kept and maintained at suc1 other place places either in the United States or foreign coun- ries the Board of Directors shall from time to time de termine. at any of which offices meetings of the stockh olders and direct ors may e held and al business may be transacted with the same force and effect if such meetings held at the principal office.
 The time of the commencement Of this poraton shall be the day of the films, of it's Articles of Incorporation in the office of the County Recorder of Santa Cruz county, Ari zona, ;.ad a certified copy thereof in the office Of the Auditor Tor the Territory of Arizona. and the termination thereof shall be tw' nty-five years thereafter. unless the same be renewed O be dissolved before that time by majority vote of its members or hy operation of law.
 ".
 The general nature of the business proposed be transacted by this corporation is to locate, buy, bond. acquire. hold. own, lease, possess, explore for. operate. or sell or otherwise dis
The border vidette., 1909-08-07


 The amount of the capital stock of this cor poration shall be One Million dollars tS1,OO0,- 000), div ided into one million shares of the par valEe of one dollar each. At snch time and un- der such conditions the Board of Directors shall direct, the capital stock shall be paid into the treasury of the corporation either in cash. or by the sale transfer to the corporation of real personal property for the uses and pur- poses of tbe corporation. or for services rem dered on behalf of said corporation in payment of which shares of the capital stock may be issned, and said stock when issued shall be fully paid and nOu-aSSesSa ble. The capital stock may be increased or decreased by the af- firnative vote of a majority of the stock; but shareholder shall have the privilege of sub scribing for such number of shares of the pro posed increase as ne may be entitled to in pro portion to the number of shares held by him before snch increase,
 The highest amount of indebitness IiabIli- ty. either direct or contingent, to which this corporation is at any time to subject itself shall not exceed the snm of Six Hundred and Si1ty Thousand dollars (S65O. .OOO); and the stockholders of this corporation and their pri- vate property shall be exempt from the pay ment of It's corporate debts.
 The business affairs of this corporation shall be conducted by a Board of Dire ctors consist- ing of not less than three nor more than seven members each of whom shall be a stockholder; holder he shall at the same time cease to be a director. The directors for any ensuing year shall be elected hy the stockholders at their regular annual meeting which shall be held at the principal office of the Company during the week following the second Monday of February in each year. and they shall hold theIr office until theis successors elected and qualified Any vacancy in the Board of Directors may be filled ty the remaining mem bers of the Board by appointment from among the stockholders, and such appoint ment shall be for the unex- pired term for which the appointment is made. The incOrpOrat0rS whose nanIes are berf t sub scril ed shall constitute the first Board of Di- rectors. but they shall have power to increase not exceeding seven. and the directors ap- pointed shall serve until the first annual meet
The border vidette., 1909-08-07
Good Luck President Leaves for
 England.

Hon. Joseph Hadfield, president of the Good Luck Mining x Mill ing Company. accompanied by his daughter Miss Clara, and Manager Frank N. Cox, came up from the Buena Suerte gold mines in Sonora Monday night.
 Tuesday morning Mir. Hadfie:d and daughter continued north en route to New York City, from where they will sail next week for old England, their home being at "Overleigh." Southport.
 President HadfeId expresse d himself as we'll pleased with con- ditions at Buena Suerte, where he and Miss Clara recently spent a month.
 The stamp mill is pounding out yellow gold and Manager Cox is pushing development work in an intelligent, economical manner.
 The Good Luck company is backed by unlimited English cap ital, and has for it's officers men of well known integrity and ability. MT. Hadfeld, the president, is a multi-millionaire; Mr. John E. Bentley, secretary and treasurer. IS mining engineer of interna- tional reputation, and Frank N. Cox, the general manager, for sev- -eral years superintendent of the Black Mountain Mining Com pany's great Cerro Prieto gold mines, is too we'll known in mining circles to need an introduction to readers of THE BORDER VIDETTE.
 Wednesday night Manager Cox returned to the mines, where IT future he will make his head quarters.
The border vidette., 1909-08-07
A Prince Of Boosters.

In days agone when Colonel O. P. Sykes (may his soul rest in the delight of paradise) was still of this mundane sphere be was the very personification of an ideal booster, the likes of which has not since been seen. He believed in himself and in the advantages and possibilities of the country he repre-
 sented. Without a dollar from the county he rendered it invaluable ser vices and did more to draw attention to the Santa Oruz valley than any man or set of men before or since his time. He. built a summer resort at Oalabasas and filled it full of bean eating Bostonese with the thermometer hugging 126 in the shade. He issued illustrated pamphlets in which line of double deck steAmboats were seen plying up and down the Santa Cruz
The border vidette., 1909-08-07

majority of the Board of Directors shall con stitute a quorum for the transacting of busi- ness.
 VIII.
 Within ten days after the election of any Board of Directors they shall meet and elect the officers of this corporation. who shall be president, vice-president, secretary and treas the Board of Directors shall deem necessary for the best interest of the corporation Any two offices may be held by the same person. All officers shall hold their office during the life of the Board of Directors by whom they elect ed. and until their successors are elected and qualified.
 These Articles Of Incorporation may be al- tered or amended at any regu ar meeting of the stock holders or at any special meeting called for that purpose. by a majority vote of a ma any three stockholders may call a meeting of the stock for this any: other purpose proposed amendments shall be given to each stockholder either personally or in writing. At such amendment is to be voted upon IN WITNESS WHEREOF. we have hereunto set our hands and seals this ninth day of July. In presence of Frank J Duffy.
 JOSEPH HADFIELD. (SeaD
 FBANK N. Cox. tSeaO
 JOHN E. BENTLEY. (SeaD
 J. $. HURsT. (SeaD Territory of Arizona.
 Notary Pubic in and for the county of Santa Cruz Territory of Arizona. on this day person ally appeared Joseph Hadtield, Frank N. Cox. J. E. Bentley and J. s. Hurst. Known to me to be the persons whose names are subscribed to the foregoing Articles of IncorPoration, and they executed the same for the purposes and considersti"n therein expressed; .s.-. .,.,- 1inth day of July, 1909
 (SeaD FRANK J. DUFFY,
 Notary Public. My commission expires November l9. 1912.
 First publication July l7th. l9O0 6t-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-24

advancing by rushes Low on the ground they rushed forward. and then backward. covering their retreat, All the while the rifles parked, the shots resounding far in the distance-
 enthused and mixed we'll in with the spirit of the enterprise. Few persons kept their seats during the entire per- formance. while many of the children wanted more. even after the conclusion of the noisy battle. ~
 Major ]. Hagood Paterson. command CT of the Signal Corps. was in com mand and mounted on a black horse. he raced back and forth instructing his men as to the maneuvers. He was ably assisted by Lieutenant Blount Davidson of the Signal Corps. Colonel c. R. Bricken, of Luverne. who was to have taken command of the encounter. was detained at home.
 The companies which participated were: Company c. Eufaula, Captain K. B. Mckenzie: company I, Luverne, Captain Sutcliffe; company H, Troy. Captain Farmer: company D. Blues. Montgomery. Captain w. F. Weiss; company B, Artillery, Montgomery. CaptainsJG. H. Todd, and the Signal Corps. Lieutenant T. 0. Kennedy.
 Previous to the battle. the Signal Corps gave demonstration of army signaling by means of flags. field teie- phones and the heliograph. A patrol was sent out to locate the position or the enemy. Signals were given and the artillery opened fire. .
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-24
UNION SPRINGS ROAD
 WILL RUN TO ROCKFORD

Union Springs, Oct. 2s.-(Special.)-- President w. M. Blount of the Union Springs and Northern Railroad has completed arrangements for the ex- tension of the road from its present terminus at Fort Davis on to Mill stead on the Western of Alabama, and from there on to Rockford, the county seat of Coosa County.
 Mr. Bieunt Is just hack from . trip to the East and already the perma- nent survey of the route Is being made preparatory to the beginning of the work of construction.
 Mayor R H. Powell of Tuskegee. spoke here last night in the court house to good sized audience of men constitutional amendment.
 At the close of MT. Powelfs address a young mans prohibition club was formed under the direction of the county campaign manager. J. P. Hall. Waddy Thompson was elected Presi- dent of the club. Quite q number of names were enrolled. r. ,s :. This is Mir. ,Powells old home, and there was a good sprinkling of the anti-amendnent forces in the audi ence to hear him. 2.
 Hon. Emmett o,Neal spoke to a large, audience in. the court house hAre, this morning against the 'adop- tios af sthe- proposed amendment to the constitution.
 .s His speech twas enthusiastically re- ceived by those in the audience who agreed with his views, which included a larger part of his hearers.