davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
ADDED TO THE MISFORTUNE
Discarded Auto Simply Acted as De-
coy to Bring Other Unde.
sirabIes.

Asa Paine, vice-president of the
American Automobile association, said
in st, Augustine of the automobile
industry:
Cars are now made to last. The
rich man no longer finds his 1907 car
questionable, like his 1907 coat, in
1909.
AT the beginning of the Industry a
car was %antiquated in no time-so
antiquated that people laughed at it.
"They tell a story in Detront about
a dealer who had, in 1900, an anti.
quated 1895 car. He tried vainly to
sell this car. He put lower and lower
price tags on it-s1O0, $50, $1O-and
finally he put on a tag to the effect
that the car was to be given away.
Even then there were no takers.
$50 one evening, desperate, the
dealer left the 1895 car in a vacant
lot beside his shop, hoping that soma
m would steal it in the night. But
when he came down to work the next
morning, not only was the old car
still there, but another one Of similar
pattern had been placed beside it,"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
He Forgot Something.

rs that all you have to say to me?"
she queried, looking off into space.
Great heavens, girl" said he,
abashed, what more a l say?
Haven't l told you that l worship the
very ground you walk on? Haven't
l offered you every iota of my worldly
possessions? Haven't l said that you
would never want for anything, that
your relatives could come and stay as
long as they wished, that l would
work my fingers bare for you, and
that l would devote my entire exis-
tence to you?"
"Oh, yes, you said all that" she re-
piled, YEARLY, but"
But what?' he asked, TREMENDOUSLY.
"You-you didn't say right out and
out I love you,' and that's what l
wanted to hear most of ALL"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

table. / will never be without this
medicine in the house."-Mrs. SAM'L
LEE, 1923 Fourth St, Louisville, Ky.
Another Operation Avoided.
Adrian, Cal suffered untold
misery from female troubles, and my
doctor said an operation was my only
chance, and [ dreaded it almost as
much as death. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound completely cured
me without an operation" LENA Y.
HENRY, r. F. D. 8.
Thirty years Of unparalleled sue
cess confirms the power of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
cure female diseases. The great VOL
nme of unsolicited testimony constant
y pouring in proves conclusively that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is remarkable remedy for those
distressing feminine ills from which
30 many women suffer.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Hindoo Beliefs STRANGE.

The uneducated Hindoo land he is
in the great majority believes that
the ghost of a man killed by a tiger
rides on the head of the beast that
slew him, to warn him of danger and
to guide him to new victims. It is de.
clared that God provides for the
tigers daily wants to the amount of
n rupee a day; that is to say, If
the tiger kills a calf worth six rupees
he will not be allowed another victim
for five days.
Eating the flesh of a tiger is SUD.
posed to give n great courage and
%alertness, but the whiskers must first
be singed off the beast or his spirit
will haunt the man who fed of him
and he is likely to be turned into a
tiger in the next world.
In a small Indian village in the in.
terror a villager was killed by a tiger.
The police investigated the accidental
death and rendered the verdict:
"Pandu died of a tiger eating him;
there was no other cause of death,
Nothing was left of him save his
bones and some fingers. which prob.
ably belonged to either the right OF
left hand"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
AS UNDERSTOOD IN BOSTON
INC Traditional Episode Of IittIe
Miss Muffet' Brought Into
Everyday C%ognizance.

A diminutive specimen of juvenile
femlninity yclept Miss Muffet had
placed herself in a sitting posture
upon an article of household furniture
ordinarily termed an ottoman or has
Sock
Mlnlaturing to the qualification of
her gustatory organs by ingurgitating
the coagulated portion of bovine lac.
real fluid mingled with the watery
serum of the same which remains
after the coagulated portion has been
segregated and withdrawn.
Happening to glance downward she
observed that a specimen of the genus
Aranea, class Arachnida, remarkable
Tor its ability to produce filaments of
extraordinary tenuity from its own in
terror, had taken a position upon the
ottoman or hassOck in immediate prox-
unity.
Which totally unexpected incident
aroused her apprehension to such an
extent that she Immediately, not to
say p~recipitately, arose from her sit
ting posture and departed from the To-
callty, leaving the intruder in undis.
Duted possession of the apartment.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
The Best Food for Workers.

The best food for those who work
with hand or brain is never high
priced.
The best example of this is found in
Quaker Scotch Oats. 1t stands at the
top among foods that supply nourish.
ment and vigor, without taxing the
digestion. and yet 1t is the least ex.
pensiye food n can eat.
This great food value and low cost
make it an ideal food for families who
want to get the greatest good from
what they eat.
L%aborcrs, factory or farm hands, fed
plentlfully on Quaker Scotch Oats will
work better and with less fatigue than
II fed on almost any other kind of food.
All OF these facts were proved and
very interesting information about
human foods were gathered by Pro-
lessor Fisher of Yale University in
1905. You'll find Quaker Scotch Oats
in regular size packages, and hermet.
lcally sealed tins; the latter is best for
hot climates. s
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Rash ALL OVER BOYS BODY.
Awful, Crusted, Weeping Eczema on
Little Sutferer-A Score Of Treat,
monts Prove Dismal Failures.
Cure Achieved by Cuticura.

my little boy had an awful rash all
over his body and the doctor said it
was eczema. 1t was terrible, and used
to water awfully. Any place the water
went it would form aeother sore and it
would become crusted. A score or
more physicians failed utterly and dis.
mally in their efforts to emove the
trouble. Then I was told to use the
Cuticura Remedies. l got a cake Of
Cuticura Soap, a box Of Cuticura ONT
ment and a bottle of Cuticura Re-
solvent, and before we had used half
the Resolvent I could see a change in
him. In about two months he was en-
tirely we'll. George F. Lambert, 1879
West Centre St., Mahanoy City, Pa.
Sept. rs and Nov. 4, 1907"
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
The Rare Gift of Courtesy,

Courtesy includes not merely social
kindness, graces of speech, absence of
rudeness, but honorable treatment Of
business associates and of all the fel-
low citizens with whom a man of at.
fairs may have business to transact.
It is not American to keep one citi-
zen waiting all day at the door be-
cause he is poor, and to grant an.
other citizen an interview because it
is believed he is rich. Wisdom is not
confined in a purse, and frequently
much wisdom may be learned from a
poor man.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

to Elkhart, Ind. Now he has a fast
I'm from Chicago to Toledo.
He has acquired a modest fortune
through industry and economy. Out
side of working hours he INDUCES in
horseback riding.
Mr.. Punches married Miss Seville
kreider and they have two children.
A daughter is the wife of Charles
Clark of Elkhart.
Mr.. Punches is a member of the
Order of Railway Conductors.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Snake Story.

Before he went fishin,'" said the
town story teller, "he swallowed
bout a pint an a half of snakebite
remedy, an of course you know what
that is. Well, after the snake bit him
the reptile cut all sorts O capers, kaze
the remedy went straight to it's head.
Last thing it tried to do WIZ to swal-
Ter its tail. an it got itself in the form
of a hoop an I'm a liar eff the children
didn't roll it around all day"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Waste Material,

In process of time it was observed
that the multimillionaire philanthro-
pist had ceased giving costly library
buildings to towns and cities.
why is this, Mr.. Canaggy?' the re.
pOrters asked him.
Young men, he said, what is the
use of building great. houses for IL
braries when all a man needs for an
education is five feet Of books?'
Whereat they marveled, but they
could not answer him.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
TRAVELLED 100000 MILES
Railroad Conductor In 81 Years. Serv.
Ice Rides Distance 80 Times
Around Earth.

Chicago.-L. J. Punches, who began
his railroad career 81 years ago at
Elkhart, Ind, has travelled more than
miles. He was born in Ak
ron, O., and began railroad work as a
wiper in the shops. Later he became
a brakeman and freight conductor.
In 1886 he was made passenger con-.
and given a run from Chicago
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
FINE RECIPE FOR COLDS.

ANY druggist cal supply these In
sFedlents or will get them from his
wholesale house.
MIX half pint Of good whiskey, two
ounces OF %glycerine; half ounce of
concentrated pine compound. Shake
the bottle we'll each time and use in
aoses of a teaspoonful to a tablespoon.
LUZ lour times a day" This prescrip.
tion IS said to work wonders.
Inc Concentrated pine is a special
pine product and comes only in half
ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air.
tlght case, but be sure it is labeled
"Concentrated."
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
A Long.Panter

Mary, aged If, was found one day
by an older sister sobbing and crying.
What is the matter??" she asked,
with great concern.
Three boys have asked me to 20
to the dance tonight" was the unex-
pected reply.
well, my dear child, certainly that
is not such a terrible misfortune"
Yes; but I told the first one
would 90 with him, and the last one
was a Observation-Disclosures.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
500 Reward. 500.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased to hae1
eAt there Is at least one dreaded disease that sciencd
has been able to cure tn all its stages. and that d
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being q constitutional disease. requires q %constiti-
tional treatment. Halls Catafrh Cure Is taken in
ternally. acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength By building UP the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work. The pfopretOn have
% much faith In its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails 70
sure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address +: J. CHENEY 4 co, Toledo. O.
Sold by all Druggists. 7kc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
DOUBLE SARCASM,

Old Crab-What be We dom araound
this place, eh? Wanter buy it?
Merry Nicholas-Why, Use de spe-
cial agent of Andrew Morganfeller
and Use lookin' fer a site ter lay out
his enormous estate on. III offer yer
tree plunks fer dis place II yell trow
OF 80 per cent. fer cash.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
LEAVES TOWN FIVE MAYORS
Congressman Anderson Of Fostoria, O.,
viii Hold National Job After
Unusual Tangie.

Columbus, O.-Carl Carey Ander-
son, who was twice elected mayor Of
Fostoria, O., and once congressman,
and followed this by attempting to
hold down both jobs at once, evetu-
ally giving the town a five mayors"
puzzle, has decided to keep his con.
gressional job and let the other one
go, without waiting for the decision
Of the Ohio supreme court.
Anderson, who was a Democrat In
a Republican town, didn't want to
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Mistaken Identity.

II always did enjoy that scene in
which Hamlet comes out and solilo.
Quizes," said Mr.. Cumr0x.
my dear replied his wife, you
are confused again. You have gotten
Hamlet mixed up with that vaudeville
person who comes out and throws his
voice"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Rough on Rats fools the rats and mice,
but never fools the buyer. The secret is,
you mot the maker} do the mixing. Take
a hint, do your WI mixing; pay for poi
son only, then you get results. It's the I'M
beatable exterminator. Don't die in the
house. l5c, Csc, 75c.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
HeartIess Parent AGAIN.

Beautiful Girl - Gardener, don't
make a flower bed there. 1t will
spoil our croquet ground"
Gardener-Can't help it, miss.
Them's my orders. Your father says
he is going to have this garden de-
voted to horticulture, not husbandry.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Loneliness does more than destroy
ugliness; it destroys matter. A mere
touch OF it in a room, in a street, ever
on a door-knocker, is a spiritual force.
Henry Drummond.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Two of a Kind.

Mrs. Boggs-l hate to have a man
always complaining about some little
thing. Now, my husband is contin.
ually harping on the lace curtains.
Mrs. Woggs-Yes, and my husband
has been kicking on our front door
every morning at three o'clock for the
last 20 years.-Puck.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

FR0MAN
ByLydiaE E. Pinkhatn's
Vegetable Compound
Louisville, Ky.-"Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has Ger

tdiHiy uUHc Me d
world of good and
l cannot praise it
enough. [ suffered
fromirTegularities
dizziness nervous
ness, and a severe
female trouble.
LydiaE. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound has restored
me to perfect
health and kept me
from the
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Anti.Cjimax.

"How's yer wheat"
First rate"
pigs dom well?"
Fine"
THAT puny colt come round all
right?"
HE sure did,"
: Glad to hear things is so likely,
Bill. How's your ife?"-Washington
Herald.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

tired all the time and very nervous. l
began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and
after taking a few boxes was cured
and have been we'll ever since"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. SO cents a box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

of the | a d d e r
reached Its climax
last spring and l suf-
fered terribly. My
back ached n d
panied SO I could
hardly get around
and the secretions
were scanty, fire.
quent Of passage
and nainful 7 was
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Fools in glad rags are often permit
ted to rush in where unlaundered
hobos would be knocked down and
dragged out.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Why He Bouqht It.

Conductor-Say! aren't you old
enough to know that you can't ride
on a child's ticket?
Silas Filkins-Sure / be. But only
yistlddy Samanthy sed I wuz gittin' t.
be childish-like, an SO | thought
mebbe y'd let me ride half-fare.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
inherited,

willie Holt seems to be developing
into a very fast young man."
What else could be expected in his
case? Hasn't his father been fined
nearly a dozen times for exceeding
the speed limit"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Some people would drown with a life
pIreserver at hand: They are the kind
that suffer from Rheumatism and Neural.
gia when they can get Hamlins Wizard
Oil, the best of all pain remedies.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Two Items,

Il suppose with all this modern
prison philanthropy, abolishing stripes
and convict uniforms generally, they
will soon introduce dress suits for the
w~ell-behaved prisoners in our penal
institutions"
We'll, you know, they already give
convicts watches and chains"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Q Headache Try Hicks c~apudIne.
ns Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
relieved by Capudtne. It's Liquid|pleas.
ant I? take-Efects Immediately, 10. q
and Soc at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

AS you grow for it, somewhere or
other you will find what is needful for
you in a book or a friend.-George
Macdonald.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Dr.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated. easy to
take as candy, regulate and invigOrate stomach,
Nyef and bowels and cure constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Por Colds and 0rIpp-capudlne.
The best 1emedy for Gripp and Colds IA
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and
feverfshness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's L~iQuid-Enects immedlately-l0.
= and Soc at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Family Connection a La Mode.

Family Connection a La Mode.
well, yes; we are related In q
way"
by. marriage?"
yes. My first wife's third husband
Is married to his wife's second hus.
bands fourth partner In matr|mony."
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Found!

Knicker-What is your definition of
a gentleman?
Bocker-He was evidently my wife's
first husband.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

The patriotism of the Office seeker
is the greatest ever.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Beaten by Nature,

Waggs-l had the laugh on my wife
yesterday.
Boggs-H0w did it happen?
Waggs-We were out driving and
she discovered an echo that beat her
out of the last word.-Stray Stories,
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
for children %teething, softens the gums, reduces IN.
nammation, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc a bottla.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
TERRIBLY.
How Relief from Distressing Kidney
Trouble Was Found.

Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, 1888 w. Morgan
st., Upton, No., says: inflammation
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

ARE YOU LOSING FLESH
through a racking cough that you cannot seem to
cheek! A bottle OF Aliens Lung Balsam will cure
the trouble and help you back to health.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

Some family skeletons are padded
beyond recognition.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
has no substitute. No other REMEDY is 50 ef-
fectIve for rheumatism, lumbago, stiffness. neuralgia
or cold Of any sort. Put up in Csc, 35c and Soc bottles.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Busted

Many a man goes broke-in Health
then wealth. Blames his mind
says 1t don't work right; but all the
time it's his bowels. They don't work
liver dead and the whole system gets
clogged with poison. Nothing kills
good, clean-cut brain action like COZ.
stipation. CASCARETS will relieve
and cure. Try it now. al
CASCARETS l0c q boz for q weeks
treatment. All druggists. Biggest seller
n the world. Million boxes Q month.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

You don't have to run a boarding
house In order to board a train.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
Unusual Luck.

Unusual Luck.
so you've rented that haunted
house which was on your hands so
long?"
Yes; rented 1t to an actor"
Did he find out its reputation"
That's the very thing that decided
him to take the house"
Rather surprising!"
He said 1t would be such a comfort
for him to get inside of a house
where the ghost walked every night"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

When the end of your work is out
of sight, look aloft.-De Lesseps.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
important to Mothers.

77PV7tdETt 70 W0tHt0TB.
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOR1A, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06
NOT so BAD,

Nervous Lady-Don't your expert.
ments brighten you terribly, profess
sor? / hear that your assistant met
with a horrible death by falling four
thousand feet from an aeroplane.
Bold Aviator-Oh, that report was
greatly exaggerated.
Nervous Lady-Exaggerated! How?
Bold Aviator-It wasn't much more
than two thousand five hundred feet
that he fell.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-11-06

His Right There Was None to Dispute.
Noah disembarked.
Il am first on Ararat anyhow he
boosted.
Herewith he declined to give a fig
for the pole.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-30
HUNT FOR FLAWS
ANTI-AMENDMENT MANAGER Is
LOOKING FOR JOKER.
Situation Remains Unchanged With
Exception That Sentiment Against
Conner Proposition Is Increas-
ing--S0me Assignments.

Manager Lee Long and his assistants
are hunting unfavorable news. mas
much as so much good news for the OPP
position comes In that they are afraid
to believe II. They are demanding
specific reports from counties In which
tho amendment people are lighting to
find out II the opponents or the amend
ment have lost any of their strength.
Many of the letters received at head
quarters contain the information that
this candidate or that candidate for II
county ONCE has announced himself az
against the amendment with the cam
dIdates that have already declared
against the amendment, and those who
are expected to declare against It the
headquarters people say that the OPP
position within the next four weeks
will present the most overloaded band
wagon that ever Travelled along the po-
litlcaI road in Alabama.
Knox Booth, Internal Revenue Agent,
was visitor to headquarters yester-
day. He said that he was on the
Prattyille train, Monday afternoon,
when a poll of the thirteen voters on
the train was taken. OF these. twelve
were against the amendment and one,
who was a Montgomery man, was for
II Mr.. Booth says his county of Au
the amendment. and that the sentiment
against 1t has grown a great deal In
the mast two weeks He rocks for one
of the most one sided votes ever cast In
SHERIFF Jim Oakley. of Bib, was a
visitor during the day. Bibh is the
county represented in the Legislature
bv Hon. Jerome T. Fuller, the introduce
er of the famous "Fuller-iicker BIZ"
which Judge S D. WeaKley saws he
wrote. sheriff Oakley Is confident that
BIbb is two to one against the amend
ment He is convinced that the major
itv against it is growing. While here.
sheriff oakley secured the consent OF
Hon Alex Troy. of this city. to speak
near Centerville next Friday In oppo-
sitIon to the amendment.
on the same day, Hon. John A. Rodg"
ers NJ sumter, will speak against the
amendment in Eutaw.
announcement was made yesterday
that the second of the series OF JON,
debates between Judge Weakley ana
Ion emmett o'Neal had been trans
ferred from Decatur to duntersville'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-30
SPEAKS AT EQUALITY
DIR. J. c. COUsR.s DEFENDS THE
ADvHRTIsSiR.
Man Who Adpds He Does Not Read
This Paper, Attacks Its Charac-
ter--Julge ses..l-- EEraws
Pictures,

Equality Sept. 29-(SpeciaD-Rev.
]. II. Iongcryer. John A. Darden. a
lawyes. and A. ID. Bentley, former
PROBATE Judge Of Coosa county, all of
Goodwater, spoke here last night in
favor of the amendment to fair
sized audience.
Mr.. Longcryer urged the moral phase
of the question and was well received.
Judge Bentley pictured all who are
against the amendment as being with
the whiskey crowd"
Taking a piece of chalk he drew a
house on the blackboard When his
picture was completed he showed the
rooms for the whiskey men and the
rooms for the preachers.
At this point DIR. J. C. Cousins told
the speaker that his house should pro-
vide for the preachers and the poll
ticians He said they should be put
together.
Judge Bentley then made a room
for the politicians and asked DR..
Cousins how to spell the word poll
ticians."
You have been one long enough 10
know how to spell 1t" retorted DR..
Cousins, at which the audience ap-
plauded.
In his remarks Mr. Darden said The
Advertiser would not tell the truth
about the amendment speeches.
DR.. Cousins asked Mr.. Darden II
The Advertiser did not publish the
truth about the amendment meeting
held at Rockford.
Mr.. Darden said he supposed it did,
but he did not read The Advertiser.
Then you are not judge and you
should not make such assertions
answered DIR. Cousins.
The retorts of DIR. Cousins to the
amendment speakers were heartily ap-
pIaudei.