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Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

DO you mean to say that motor cars
are interfering with crops?" .
Yep" answered Farmer Corntossel
Everybody up to the village Is so busy
To land somebody fur violating speed
laws that they have hardly any time L
tend to regular work. "-Washington Star
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

been frsught with mental intoxication
in which the vapors Of NORWOOD have
mingled.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

Treasurer,
Subscribed IN my presence and sworn to
before me this LIST day OF November, 1909.
(Seal.) NJ. z. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06
In Other Lands

SIDE lights on what IL Trans
Pirtng Among ths Nsar and
Tar Nations Of tire Earth.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

Come, let's go around and see how our
Suicide clubs getting along"
What do you mean2 l didn't know
there was a suicide club in this town"
You didn't know It? Why. man, we
have one of the strongest foot ball teams
In the state,"-Chicago Record-Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

II the extent OF the distress which exists
in London is 10 be gagged by the numbers
Of applications to the distress committees
for assistance. the coming winter appears
likely to be even more trying for the poor
than the last one, In the city Of London
ana the twenty-eIght metropolitan hor-
oughs the registers were opened on Sep.
TENDER 20, four days earlier than last year
There was at once a rush by men and
women out OF work. and before the end o.
the week 1884 men and u women had en-
rolled their names IN the books. In the
first five days during which the registers
were open last year the names OF 5,524 men
and % women were recorded. A com
parison OF the totals shows an increase
this year OF more than 40 per cent. DURING
the whole OF last season $500 names were
registered, so that II the applications con-
tinue 20 increase at a proportionate rate
the total number this winter viii be some
thing Hks 81 m
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

Entered at omaha postofnce as second
Glass matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06

THE people on that farm are such warm
hearted, hospitable folks. They will take
anybody in"
IT know they will. We boarded with
them last summer.-Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-06
The OMAHA DAILY BEE

VICTOR RosEwATER. EDITOR
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
Obituary..

Rachel Gilmore DlckeY was born in
Washington county, Pa, october 10,
1920, died at her home near Fairfax,
Ohio, December 2, 1908, aged SS years,
l month and % days.
She was united In marriage to John
Dickey February 81, 1854. To this
union we're born four sons and one
daughter.
The husband and infant son preceded
her to that better land.
In her early life she was a school
teacher and her entire life was full of
impressive and helpful lessons, espec.
tally to the young. She was truly a
gentle woman and her temperate con.
duct and sweetness of manner to all
persons will ever be remembered by
her children, grandchildren and
friends.
She was a friend to the poor and
needy and liberal and,cheerful giver
to the church.
She united with the Methodist Epls.
copal church at Union Chapel at early
life and ever remained loyal to the
church and TO God.
She has entered into that rest pre-.
pared for the faithful.
Asleep in Jesus, o. how sweet,
To be for such slumber meot.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
HOW TO MIX
Directions to Prepare a Simple
Home Mixture. Gives the
Dose to Take.
Tells You How To Overcome Rheu-
matism With Simple Recipe,
Which Is Easily
Mixed.

A well-known authority on Rheuma-
tism gives the following valuable,
though simple and harmless prescrip-
tion, which any one can easily prepare
at home
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce Compound Kargon, one ounce {;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparill. , three
ounces.
Mix by shaking we'll in bottle, and
take teaspoonful after each meal
and at bedtime
He states that the ingredients can
be obtained from any good prescrip-
tion pharmacy at small cost, and, be-
ing of vegetable extraction, are
harmless to take.
This pleasant mixture, If taken
regularly for few days, is said to
overcome almost any case of Rheuma-
tism. The pain and swelling, if any,
diminishes with each dose, until per-
manent results are obtained and
without iniuriug the stomach. While
there are many so.called Rheumatism
remedies, patent medicines, etc,
some of which do give relief, few
really give permanent results, and
the above will, no doubt, be greatly
appreciated by many sufferers here
at this time.
Inquiry at the drug stores of this
neighborhood elicits the information
that these drugs are harmless and
can be bought separately, or the
druggists here will mix the prescrip-
tion for our readers If asked to.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
NEW PETERSBURG.
Jan. 4, '0f

Jan. 4, w.
There is considerable sickness in
this neighborhood.
1t is reported that the Junior Lodge
has purchased the Aaron Head store
room
Teachers and pupils are again back
in the school room after an enjoyable
vacation of ten days.
VIM. Vanansdol, of Rockwell City,
Iowa, is visiting his niece, Mrs. Mil
lard Garman, and other relatives.
The Junior Lodge gave an oyster
supper Thursday night for the men,
bers of the Lodge and their families
Mrs. Sarah Stevenson and Clarence
Eugene and family, of Cleveland, are
guests at the home of DR.. Ambrose.
Leslie George and wife entertained
a number of their relatives Tuesday.
Misses Mary and Helen Cope spent
part of last week with friends in
Ross county.
Miss Edith Ulen, of South Salem, is
visiting at the home of Leslie Miller.
Henry Wallace and Miss Stella
Suiter of Pittsboro, Ind, visited with
Geo. Pearce and family Friday.
Mrs. Ira Taylor has returned from
visit with friends at Springfield.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
Your Interest in Practical Things.

Those people who imagine that IT
must be an awful task TO read adver'
tisements should try the experiment
long enough to find out that they have
guessed wrong. 1t is not hard to dud
ads. interesting unless 1t Is also hard
to find the practical things of daily
life interesting-the things that
uuderlie your comfort, your peace Of
mind
The ads will fail TO interest those
and those only-who find no person.
al interest In the "cOst of things" in
the task of m king a wise expendi-
ture of money, in the wise solution of
the problems of buving and selling,
of employment, of Amusement, Of
dress, of hone making. In fact the
ads. will "bore" those who are bored
and jaded by daily lite-and will in.
terest those who are taking an
Interested part in the game of mod
ern living.
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PRICETOWN.

Jan. 4, w.
Miss Emma Campbell, of Mt.
Washington, visited Miss Rose Dono-
hoo Sunday.
Theodore Mclaughlin and family,
of Frogtown, we're entertained by
Erwin Leininger and family'Sunday.
M. Long and family spent Sunday
with Sam Stultz and wife
]. G. Landess and wife visited their
daughter, Mrs. Mabel Lyons, at Bu-
ford, Saturday night.
The Sunday School at this place was
given nice treat of candy and nuts
New YEARS. day after which 1t was
reorganized as follows: Supt., Moody
Pullian; Asst. supts., W. 8. Barker
and Albert Gossett sec'y, Miss
Grace Gossett; Treas, Mrs. Emma
Landess; Organist, Miss Thursie
Young.
Rev. Frank Foust and family en-
tertained a number of theirirelatives
New Years day.
B. F. Faris spent Sunday with his
parents, @. @. Faris and wife.
Miss Lizzie Mclaughlin spent the
past week with VIII Glover and fami.
ly at Mt. Grab.
J.C. Landess and wife and Bert
Landess and family visited Neal Lam
dess and family, at BufOrd, Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
Soma Toasts.

lid Bits is responsible for the fol.
lowing toast to Woman"
Oh the neatness OF .their neatness when
they're neat
on, the Aeetness of their fieetness when
they're feet
But the neatness of their neatness
And the fieetness of their ieetness
Are as nothing to their sweetness when
they're sweet
Believing mere man entitled to a
thought we have manufactured the
following ditty right here in our own
shop:
oh, the gladness of their gladness when
they're glad
oh, the sadness of their sadness when
they're sad
But the gladness of their gladness
And the sadness of their sadness
Are as nothing to their badness when they're
bad
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
BARGAIN MONTH !
Ohio state Journal Has Set Apart
January as Time in Which
Yearly Subscriptions Will
be Accepted at Reduced
Price Of So.

For several years It has been our
custom to designate one dav out of the
year as Bargain Day, at which time
subscriptions to our State Edition
we're accepted at reduced rate.
This year we have decided to make
Bargain Month offer, and If you will
remit us Two Dollars any time before
the close of January, 1909, we will
supply you with our State Edition for
one year. This offer applies to those
who reside on rural routes or live in
towns where we are not represented
by an agent who delivers The Ohio
State Journal.
The Ohio State Journal is the only
genuine morning newspaper publish
ed in central Ohio. A number of
afternoon newspapers are dated'for
the next day and sent out as morning
papers, but The Ohio State Journal
is the only publication that is a real
morning issue. Our big press does not
start printing papers until after /
o'clock in the morning and State
Journal readers are supplied with all
the news up to the time of going to
press This means our readers are
furnished, each morning, with the
actual close of the Live Stock, Grain
and Produce Market Reports; that
the afternoon proceedings of Con-
gress and the Ohio Legislature, to.
gether with late afternoon and night
happenings are brought to the read
er's attention within a few hours after
they occur.
The afternoon newspapers dated
for the next day, are necessarily be
hind with this class of news and can
not inform their readers until twenty
four hours after the news has appear
ed in The Ohio State Journal. Why
subscribe for an afternoon newspaper
when you can get The Ohio State
Journal, which is printed in the
morning?
With the leased wires of the Asso-
ciated Press, connecting The Ohio
State Journal with the world, se-
lected STAFF of able Ohio correspond.
ents supplying state news, and an
energetic corps of city reporters
writing important Columbus happen
ings, Ohio State Journal readers are
sure to know what the world is doing
Remember a new president has been
elected and congress 10 going to pass
on revision of the tariff Ohio's new
governor will soon be in charge and
the Legislature is to choose a United
states Senator.
The regular price of our State Edi-
tion is three dollars year. Send in
our subscription this month and save
one dorlar-we will give you twelve
months reading for only two dollars
This offer will positively close on the
last day of January. We have ar
ranged with the publisher of this
paper to take your subscription or it
may be sent direct to us. Don't delay
THE OHIO STATE JOURNAL Co,
Columbus, Ohio.
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DALLAS.
January 4, 1909.

JduudIf Y II lOOo'
Henry Snider, of Mercer county, is
visiting friends and relatives here.
Stanley Stephen, who spent his
vacation with his parents, returned to
school at Wilmington, Monday.
Isaac Shoemaker and wife spent
Saturday and Sunday with relatives
in Clermont county.
Elmer Deakyne and Miss Alice
Whitehead we're married last Thurs
day evening.
Arthur Lucas has been confined to
his home tor several days with la
grippe.
Miss Ruth Mendenhall pleasantly
entertained about thirty of her young
friends New Years eve.
o F. Temple moved to near Center
vile last week
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Cleveland, o.-Judge VIM. A. Bah
cock, whose house was robbed OF $500
worth OF jewelry, inserted the follow.
Ing advertisement in the Cleveland
newspapers: "Wanted-Honest bur.
glar: II the man who entered my
house will deal, will buy back the
property taken and pay more than he
can get at a pawnshop; a messenger
need not fear TO call on me-"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to extend our hearty thanks
to all our friends and neighbors for
their sympathy, favors and many acts
of kindness shown to US during the
late sickness, death and burial of our
beloved husband and father, James
Perry Roberts, of Mowrystown, o.
MRS MARIAH X. ROBERTS AND CHILD
rem.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Niles, o.-J. Pirigyl and John Foran
were convicted on the charge OF selling
liquor and were each fined 5000 and
costs by Mayor Naylor. To provide
for the deficit in revenue occasioned
by the loss from the Dow liquor tax
Mayor Naybor strongly advocated
placing tax on all marriageable bach.
elors and widowers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

With spooning going on over front
gates aud upon verandahs these lovely
moonlit nights and with dandelions
and other aora in full bloom upon our
lawns, the glorious climate of Cali
foruia no longer has anything on US.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Lima, ON a suit filed here by
William Pardner, former State Sena-
tor Thomas NJ. Berry, who acted as
chairman of the drys in the late coun-
ty option election, is charged with
alternating the affections OF Partners
wife, and plaintiff seeks damages to
the extent of $4,000.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Bucyrus, O.-Mayor Songer started
the new year by closing all saloons on
Sundays. The new arrangement is
made necessary by the influx of unde-
sirables from dry" communities who
come here on Sunday to buy liquor.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
"For Every Living Thing on tn,
Farm"

Free; 800 page book on the treat
ment and care of every Living Thing
on the Farm !" Horses, Cattle, Sheep,
Dogs, Hogs and Poultry, by Humph.
reys' Veterinary Specifics, also a
Stable Chart for ready reference to
hang up, Free by mail on applica-
tion, address Humphreys Homeo
Med. Co., Corner William and Ann
sts,, New York.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Owing to the holiday season, when
everybody's thoughts we're upon the
good things of this life rather than
business, there may be little delay
in the publication of our Industrial
edition. We are making rapid prog
ress however, and as every one seen
80 far is interested, splendid edition
is assured. Our special representa-
tive is calling upon the merchants
and professional people now and
every body will have the matter ex-
planned TO them within a short time.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
ADVERTISING IRATES
Will be Made KuDWn on Application

Hunting lions In Africa would have
had no charm for Castro. He's been
used to big game at home. The pelts
will come in handy, now.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07
GARD OF THANKS.

We desire to extend our thanks to
our neighbors and friends for their
kindness and assistance during the
death of our mother. THE FAMILY.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Evangelist and Preacher, who will
assist Rev. o. L. Martin in Evaugel'
istic meetings at the First Baptist
Church.
Rev. Mr.. Smith will arrive In the
city Saturday and will be present
and speak in all of the services at
the church next Sunday First for a
few minutes in the Sunday School and
again at the B Y p U az 6:l5 p ID
He will also preach at both morning
and evening services, and each even
ing during the week except Saturday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Gallipolis, o.-Judge J. J. Thomas
72 years of age, for several years pro-
bate judge Of Gallia county, died OF
heart failure. He was the father OF
Bank Examiner T. G. Thomas.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

The matter is explained. The
Atchison Globe philosopher says that
the reason the same ushers officiate
at most wedd ugs Is because so few of
the young men have got good clothes
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

A game sport, recently bet 81 80
he could put a billiard ball in his
mouth. He won the bet. Two doctors
got it out after three hours efforts
by extracting a number of the sports
teeth. This teaches US that even
success sometimes has it's drawbacks.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

Toledo, o.-To prove that Methodist
preachers sons in particular are not
as bad as common reports say. the sons
OF Methodist prea hers in Toledo will
give a buttermilk banquet some time
In February It is to be attended only
by Methodist ministers sons living In
Toledo. All sons have been requested
to send their names to Mayor Brand
Whitlock, whose father is a Methodist
clergyman.
The foundations for Durnell's new
garage are nearing completion and
work .is being rushed.
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Columbus, Ohio.

Piqua, O.-Robert ]. Forsyth, for 25
years a hotel man in this city, died Of
a lesion of the brain.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-01-07

An association taught 1900 school
children of Fyulham, Eng, to swim
last summer.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05
rr.,Lr.rl. c,,..r st.n,

TEs' 'ks rgE'ef Sse Il cDm1cn use
D. Sr.Esss. men la teen coLc. 1sise-
ly sEc~L b. re clscryery il the
"kiUEsL M.GreLh - Denmark 81
EaLy 'hrsEaLcs r. cysler shells. sho1-
iLg even e,4celce 81 having Deen ar.
t!fcislg rDsrsc IN ancient Greece.
E.ro. re cys's, sDIesEE n have teen
a gec,gL!zeC ce.rsry. for Df Henry
scki!@m&n. the eminent German arch.
aec.cE;st n he historic search for he
aDcisn' and >cmeHhat mythical clty
o. Troy found many oyster shells IN
TIE fIlLs r. ne FIVE pfeLif'oric settle
neL'E ~ Histagl.h Euf y vas Rome
In ne height r. her IcWer and ON.
leLcs tba' - singing CUt the oyster
a. The I.@ce Ge resistance 81 the
Roman banQ1e,lHR halls. conferred
upoA ne rys'rr ~ !utt title a. one 81
me NUT ce.lc.cus and sIpetizing
ioccs within ne grasp u man.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05
a Legal Triumph.

4 seasoned Old lawyer was cross e1.
aiming a recalcitrant witness. The
question al Issue pas the Identification
u al individual charged with assault
and battery. For some time the law
ger endeayored 10 break down the at.
tempt On the part Of the witness 10 de-
scribe the guilty party, and al last,
becoming irritated, he put the follow.
ing question:
You say the sssailant had black
hair"
Il did calmly replied the witness
What IL the color Of my hair@'
continued the attorney.
1T Is brown" was the answer
Thereupon the lawyer rose 10 his
feet and snatching of his wig, which
disclosed pate as bald ar an egg, bel
lowed out ar he glanced In triumph
toward the jury box, What is the
color Of It now?'-Hsrper's Weekly.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05
FUT cS 70 ! sEW WRINKLE
Cty Ss.strsr Learned Something
EccVt Regulator C Watches.

l''er cs-fgiLg Tstrk for 20 yea =
! ksYe .IEt Iearred something rev Il
.s'lh lo'e. rad re city Ealsgnan !
ccLt sLcT Etethsr u Is tue ~ rot
bit II Cd Ea'ctrrske. I'd M :
tc.ght watch o. him the cher Gay.
i AZ cheap watch- he szic.
What IDcket are you going 70
carr your watch in-tbe night or
le:tZ
y 'Clf lin he eft
Then. Eaid be. ! will regulate =
for he lei'
J asked what difference Il made.
and he declared hat z watch runs
fas'e' N The left Eice than On the
rigtt. - r. keep IL from gaining time
BE- regulates IL accordingly. In fine
Taicies The difference il hardly worth
coLsiceTing but IL watches o. cheap
maze Ike mine II IL very noticeable
AIRED for Z scientific reason for this
variation. He could give none: gaid
be Only Knew u vas true. and then
whether be was taxing or not. be pre-
tended U regulate my watch for the
LEFT pocket"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05
Jim Crow.

The crow Is the enough and daw OF
Shakespeare, The raven Of Poe, and the
jackdaw. maybe and rook OF English
story writer's. His inky highness is a
remarkably cunning bird, and an ar
rant rogue, but superstitious withaI
for, great corn thief that he is, a com.
mon white string strung on poles
around a field will keep him ont better
than would tight fence mile high.
II you have gun you cant get near
him, otherwise you can. have seen
him steal a hens egg out Of nest and
fly of with it, and he did it by run
ming his beak through the shell at one
end, and holding the delicious morsel
close 10 his breast by bending his
neck, and so flying away."-New York
Press
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05
Cheerfulnegs and Mirth.

y have ai~ays preferred cheerful.
ness n M.f'h. The latter ! consider
a. III art. ne former - habi, " he
MIND. HIrh - shOrt and transient.
cbeerfuInesE fixed and permanent.
IEose are often raigeG into the great.
est 'rsnspOrts ~ mlrth Who are sub
ject ~ the grestest deyIeesio1S Of mel.
ancholy On the contrary. cheerfulness,
though II dOeg not give The mind such
exquisite gladLesg, prevents W from
railing into any depths u sorrow.
hirih r. Ike Hash ~ lightning that
break through gloom Of clouds and
Ehtterh Tor moment. cheerfulnegs
keeDs W Kind ~ daylight In the
mind and hIIs II with q steady and per.
petual serenity '-JOseph Addison.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05
THE VERY BEST.

Have any of our readers seen re
cent copy of the Cincinnati Weekly
Enquirer If not, it will pay tc
send for copy, if for no other pur
pose than TO note its present great
worth as an educator in all thing:
that tend to make life prosperous,
and home, the happiest place or
earth.
The editor by asking its readers
to criticise and suggest improve.
ments; and following advice thus
obtained is enabled to produce a
paper that exactly fits needs of a
family and a material aid to father,
mother and children in reaching
that higher level in social life,
where content and comfort reigns
supreme.
Father obtains ample information
that guides in the where, when and
how to regulate and increase the
income from his efforts. The
mother in management of house
hold affairs, practical economy,
government of children, and other
duties that makes her toll labor
of love. Children minds and
hearts are freed from thoughts of
questionable amusements and fri.
volities of life, and encouraged to
emulate all that is helpful in plan.
ing for a useful future in life.
The Grand Idea being that I; GAS
are our Homes, so will be the Com.
munity, State and Nation"
A most desirable help, is non.
sectarian sermon each week, as
preached by that Biblical Student
Pastor Chas. T. Russell; a forcible
reminder of the spiritual and tenn
poral rewards gained by righteous
living as preferable to Goddess
life that brings nought but misery
to the home.
Other departments and features
are above the ordinary, the unani.
nous verdict of its readers being {:
"The cleanest and best family
Weekly known to them.
Sample copies may be had by
writing to the ENQUIRER COMPANY,
Cincinnati. o.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-05-05

Never heard what broke 10 rheir
fHehdship' Dear me thought ever,
one had heard that brown is en-
gagged you know"
oh yer. I've heard that Wa
White In love with the same girl?"
no, no. Not At all But White
saw her portrait In Browns room and
asked whose II was.
It's picture OF my fancce, said
Brown
White examined # critically. and
then put f. down, with the remark
that she must be very rich don't
know what happened after that, but
White was taken home In a cab. and
neither Of them was seen out Of doors
for a week"