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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
BEST EVER WRITTEN
A PRESCRIPTION WHICH ANYONE CAN
EASILY MIX AT HOME.
Sad to Promptly Overcome Kidney and
Bladder AffHctions-Shake Simple
Ingredients Wei in Bottle.

I Mix the following by shaking we'll in
la bottle, and take in teaspoonful dose.
after meals and at bedtime:
Fluid Extract Dandeliou, cne-hsli
ounce; Compound Kargou, one ounce
Compound syrup Sarsaparills, three
ounces. A prominent physician is the
suJhcrity that these simple, harmless
ingredients can be obtained at nominal
cost from any druggist even in the
smaller towns.
!, The mixture is said TO cleanse and
strengthen the clogged and insctiye
kidneys, overcoming B&ekache, Bladder
weakness and Urinary trouble of sn
kinds, if taken before ths stage Of
Bright's disease.
Those who have tried this ssy 1t
positively overcomes psin in the back,
clears the urine OF sediment and rsgu-
lates urination, especially at night, cur
ing even the worst forms OF bladder
weakness.
Every man or woman here who feels
that the kidneys are 10: strong OF act
ing in 3 healthy manner should mix
this prescription at home and give il s
tIial, as it is said TO do wonders for
many persons. -
The Scranton, Pa, Times was first TO
Print this remarkable prescription, in
October, 1866, since when all the lead
ing newspapers OF New York, Boston,
Philadelphia, Pittsburg and other cities
have made many announcements OF it
to their readers.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
g
Ingrafftude.

Women" remarked the young mar
with the sorry look, are decisions and
snares"
SOP queried the innocent bystanGsr
Yea, verify" rejoined the y. n ~Not
many moons ago cut out cigars and
lived on free lunch two weeks in order
to blow myself on an opera End sup
per for young woman After supper
asked her 10 marry me, and what
kind OF an answer do you suppose she
handed me:''
Give it up" rejOined the l. b.
"She said she was very sorry" con
tinued the '. H.. but I was entirely
too extrayagant 10 make a good hus-
band"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Elmer Stricklett. the spit BALI
pitcher. had been listening long while
in New York club to the boasting Of
q rival
Well" he said, exhausted at last,
you are pretty good, Nike; but out
in Mountain View there is a young fel-
low who can beat you. You'll hear
from him next season. His specially Is
the slow ball. This young fellow has
such a slow ball that, when he pitches
1T and sees that it is going to be hit,
he can run after it and fetch it back
again."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
SIbIRyg5

} Germany leads the world In the pro
duction Of chemicals.
A ton Of oil has been obtained from
the tongue Of single whale
Previous to 1860 the French would
not eat potatoes, 1t being supposed
that they would cause freckles.
Vanilla grows well in Panama. but
great difficulty Is experienced in curing
the beans owing to the extreme damp
ness Of the climate.
One tea company in India has under
cultivation lao acres, while another
has 1903 acres. 1t costs to produce the
tea and place it in the market at Cal
cutta from Z to cents d pound
Arthur Malllet, who translated the
works Of Andrew Carnegie into French,
is at the head Of party Of French
scientists and engineers now In this
country investigating the steel indus
try.
Emperor Nicholas Of Russia has
given Premier Stolypin permission to
wear the japanese order OF the Sun OF
Paulownia, bestowed upon him by the
Emperor Of Japan. This Is the first
time since the late war that the Car
has granted such a request.
There is no doubt whatever that the
drinking habits Of the nation, and es-
pecially Of the women OF the nation,
are doing more harm to our financial
and social position than is any depres-
sion in trade or other economic causes.
British Journal Of lneDriety.
Over $1,000 tons Of peanuts are
brought TO Bordeaux annually from
Africa, and the value Of the oil made
from them is 100000. Many French
families prefer It for table use to olive
oil, and it is much cheaper, too. the,
the price being 50 to 50 cents a gallon,
according to quality.
Good Chinese ink, better known as
india Ink, improves with age, and
should not be used for a few years
after 1t is made. Some persons, In rub
bing 1t up, make circular movements
that soon ruin 1t. 1t is better to rub
it in straight lines backward and for
ward with slight pressure.
Native historians Of Arghanistan as
sert that the inhabitants Of their coun-
try are the lost tribes Of Israel. Ac- I.
cordlng TO these chroniclers, the At /
yhans are descended from Afghana,
who was the'son of a certain jeremiah,
Who was the son of King Saul. The
removal of the seed OF At
,hana is attributed to Nebuchadnezzar.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
Too Much for Him.

It was the closing hour Of the long
weary trial. The courtroom was packed
TO suffocation 10 hear the venerable
judges charge 10 the jury. There was
minutes silence before he cleared his
throat and began TO speak.
Gentlemen OF the jury" he said in
part, lin arriving at verdict in this
case you must take the testimony OF the
witnesses for the defense into coDsid-
GRAFTON and give them full weight"
At the words full weight one Of
the jurymen tainted. He was a coal
Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
silent smfth'. Kindness.

silent Smith" said a New York
broker, was an eccentric man. but in
many ways a kind one. To his friends
and employees he was exceedingly kind.
Once, indeed, his kindness saved lad
from ruin Mr.. Smith a good many
years ago employed young man in a
confidential capacity. Another empIoye
came TO him one day and told him he
had better look out for the young man,
as he was living beyond his means.
"Mr. Smith frowned.
Living beyond his means, is he?
be said. Dear me, that won't do. Send
him here to me at once. III have to
raise his salary"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

(John Graham Brooks estimates that it
costs about $4,000 to properly educate q
"middle-class" American boy.}
/ What is the cost Of q good, strong boy,
! A boy we are proud to see,
a youthful prize OF Lincoln size
Or a little Napoleon B.,
For Henry Clay or a Franklin, say,
/ Or a Burns or an Andrew Langf
And what must we bid for a Chinese kid
With mind ike Ii Hung Chang?
What! twenty-five thousand to raise the
ladz!
Well, that is a blow. for sure!
If what you name is the price of fame
Our son must remain obscure.
Time was when lads. ere they fed on fads,
Grew up till we called EN- great
And marched corn-fed to a nations head
For a tenth Of the sum you state.
/ rather thought that boy home-taught
Or schooled in a modest way,
If born with brains and for taking pains,
Might rise in the world some day;
And dreamed, in truth, that college
youth
With nothing-a-week or less
Might still pull through (as I've seen
them do)
And race for the goal OF success.
Though boys there are who are worth
the price,
/ think it would wrench my craw
To pay so dear for a Harry Lehr
And more for a Harry Thaw;
If you raise boys cheap that are worth Q
heap,
Do you wonder the gods feel hurt
When they educate ar princely rate
The boys that are as cheap as dirt?
Then what is the use of boy. say 1,
Brought up at the price of Brooks?
Can you give him mind Of better kind
In your costly ecole de luxe:
And if not, say l, l can raise my son
On rational, frugal plan
Where he'll get the best and can stand
the test
When he grows to the size of man.
Wallace Irwin, in Life.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
Fresh sheets at Premium.

The woman who had just returned
from abroad. where she had visited
some country towns, was telling of the
comforts and discomforts of the Euro
pean country hotel. They have an
aversion to putting fresh sheets on the
beds for every new guest" she said.
land we always pulled down the bed
clothes the minute we We're assigned
our rooms to examine the sheets. Ten
chances to one they were wrinkled and
had that slept in appearance. and we
insisted on fresh ones.
Finally we struck series OF towns
where the hotel proprietors got the
best of us. for the sneeting they used
was sort of creepy stuff, something
like seersucker, and for the life Of you
you couldn't tell whether they'd been
slept on or not. New York Press
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Our clothes are all alike, and thii
monotony has led to unlimited extrav
agances. What has not been done t,
make the eternal pinafore frock Iooi
original? New Celebrations are invent
ed daily, each one more expensive thar
the last, but nobody is deceived. It IL
still the old pinafore, only little mad
der, little dearer, every day.-LondoI
Graphic.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
In Doubt About one Point.

But 1 have talked long enough, my
friends" said the long-winded orator. Be
fore 1 sit down, however, l am willing
to answer any questions you would like
to ask as to points l may have failed to
cover In my discourse
A brief pause followed
Then timid looking. man in the audi
.nce rose.
rs a motion to adjourn in order?" he
Isked.-Chicago Tribune.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Hercules had slain the Erymanthear
boar
Il hated to do it." he said, but it wa,
an actual necessity. We are absolutely
out Of meat"
Still, his stern features relaxed with
a smile as be reflected that by doing his
own slaughtering he had escaped the pay.
ment of tribute to the meat trust.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
nara 10 sntiary.

Physicians" remarked the thought.
ful thinker, ARE hard 10 satisfy"
"How's that" queried the party al
whom the remark had been aimed.
IF their patients get WELL explained
the t L, they lose them, and If they
die they also lose them"
Whereupon the party Of the second
part dashed around the corner.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

An effort is being made TO encourage
the diamond cutting industry AZ Cape
Town. The work has been heretofore
done almost exclusively az Amsterdam.
but al present 8 great deal OF this work
is being done il the United States.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
Hi, Mild kick.

Theoretically" muttered the professor,
pocketing the small amount Of change
that had been handed back TO him. "all
the products Of nature ought TO be free,
but some OF them cost like blazes"
He had just paid his bill for electric
lighting.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
FiIiaI Obedience.

Harold" she murmured in his ear,
mamma says mustn't encourage you to
come here so often, and l have to do as
she tells me, of course, but you don't
need any encouragement-do you, dear %
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Nan-Look at the youthful airs she
puts on She's Is years older than 1
I'm, il she's a day.
Fan-And you wouldn't tear under the
Fing yourself, would you. dearl
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
Nratrimony's small Change.

In olden times it took broken six
pence to plight the troth Of two fond
hearts in proper style. These days it's
the lover who is broke. But he is much
the same old sixpence.-Puck.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Once there was an old hen that dwell.
In the yard back of cold storage ware
house.
But she never laid any eggs
What would be the usef" she CLICKED.
Nobody would believe it."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

The total length OF raIlvars IN japan
Is ROW over 800 niles -le gauge IS
three feet siz inches--LondOa Engineer.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Gaye-Yes. he is what you might
term a financial pessimist.
What's financial Pessimists
Gaye-A man who is afraid TO look
pleasant for fear his friends will want
TO borrow something.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Austere Person-I can't ZIP you. young
man, unless you have change for Z ten
ner
Waiter (sizing him upl-Keep your
dine. sir; 1 haven't nickel about ne
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

HOWARDiE. BURTON.-sssayer ar Chemist
Is Leadyille, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, Lad 81; Gold, Silver 55c; Gold, SOC: Zinc or
Copper, 81 Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes aud
ful price list sent application. Control and M
Pire work solicited Reference: Carbonate Ma
honAl Bank
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

you traded your automobile for
jersey COW. did you2 Doesn't the coz
cost you good deal for feedE'
''Yes. but she doesn't cost me anything
for repairs"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

variety" quoted the man with the
bullying brow, is the spice of life"
YES" assented the man with the bulb
Gus nose but that isn't the name of it
now. It's vaudeville"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
State Of Ohio. city of Toledo !

Lucas County.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that ne is senior
partner OF the firm OF ?. J. Cheney & Co. doing
business IN tEeCity Of Toledo, County and state
Aforesaid, and that said frEl VII pay the sum
of OSE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each ard
every case Of CatArrh tbar cannot be cured 81
the use OF Halls Catsrrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before ne and su bscrfled il r1yrres-
eues, this 18th day Of December \ D. 1885.
fSasr, A. ". GLEA SON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catsrrh Cure IS taken internally, snd
scts directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. send sortes-fnloafaIs free.
FL CHENEY ( CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BIZ sll druggists -5e
Take HalI's Family Pills for constipation
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Until recently the smallest con n cir
euIaJiou in South Atrisa had TIE vs's=
OF cents; now 2-cent pisee savs been
introduced.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

mildred. Why did you lie a5ed I'll 9
o'clock? I called you at :. as you told
me 10 do
Il know it. mamma. only wanted the
pleasure Of knowing that 1 was going TO
sleep two hours longer
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

a-1eS Lord RO5er-S' countless claim.
% d-sy action. il 5 Iyt,e known that 5.
one q the Best and hardest riders IN
lie British sr1nr.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

r-Ta ST. Wins Dance a-c Al -scr-gzs Dss-Esez
IrlA permanently cured BY Dr.. Ell1e's Graf
SerTs ResIorer. Ser6 for 2 RE s. triSl bottle and
treatise Dr. 2. EElils, Id sI 42-rh -. P21zsFz-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Don't be serious, JACK Let's change
the subject What IS that bright starr
That's Sirius, too. dsar.'-Chicaso
Tribune.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

The explanations of the losing teams
are very little help to their per cent
or batting average
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

The attemrt 70 aeciimatize IN England
the famous b.ue poppy Of Tibet has
proved a fzfIu-s.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08

Mothers win find Mrs. wInsIovss soothina
Syrup the b. st remedy 70 Use foE thsIr ehIL1rel
during The tssthing period.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
Data Lacking.

20, Julie Julie. - sighed the despair
ing youth. How many more times have
I got 70 ask you 70 marry ne:"
How can I tell George she faltered.
You haven't asked me Tbs tine YET
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
The
General Demand

The
General Demand
Of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy If
known value; laxative which physi-
clans could sanction for family use
because its component parts are
known to them TO be wholesome and
truly beneficial in effect. acceptable
to the system and gentle. yet prompt,
in action.
In supplying that demand with its
excellent combination of Syrup OF
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA. the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
of the laxative for its remarkable
success. -
That is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA is
given the preference by the Well
Informed. To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine-manufac
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
only. and for sale by all leading
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
20, 366 Testimonials

In two years, which prove it's wonderful
efficacy in purifying and enriching the
blood. Best for all blood diseases.
In usual liquid form or choeolated tablets
known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses 81.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-04-08
BAD BLOOD
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE

Every part body dependent TIE tod Ter ro1ent and
strength flowing through system
purity assured perfect
Lerse blood natures safeguard Ge When however
the body fed polluted blood syst=a deprived
its strength disease collect ard the trouble 1ii II
show that blood fsTerish
Of
the result morbid blood
tar, S-ofu Contagious Blood Poison, al deseatei blood
disorders that vii
These impurities oors blood
Often Sluggish inactive condition q TIE
avenues OF bodily wa leaves tie e and matters TO and
throughout the circulation contagious
another
OF
OF
unfortunate 70 inherit bad blood
disease
constantly ard troubled
and Until this vital fluid IS cin ard purified the body
For blood troubles
remedy discovered
and all Posors supplies tie heatful completely
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-10-03
THE new COMPULSORY EDUCATION LAW

other Jperson who makes a faluse
statement concerning the age or
school attendance of a child between
the ages of 8 and 16 years who is
under his control or. charge, such
false st"fs-n ng made with in
tent Ter this act, shall
be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor,
and on conviction, shall be punished
by a fine of not more than fifty
dollars or Imprisonment of not
more than twenty-five days or by
both such fine and Imprisonment.
Sec. 10. Any and all acts
which have been previously passed on
the subject of compulsory education
are hereby repealed.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-10-03

Contractor and Builder
18th Street and Avenue @.
EAST ELY NEVADA
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-10-03

Lightning is responsible every year
for about $1,000, 900 damage by the
fires it starts in Germany. Careless
use of matches auses the same
amount of loss, while children start
fires which destroy 5000 900 WORTH
of property every year.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-10-03
ODDS AND ENDS.

William Jennings Bryan met his
physical double at the recent Chris
tian Endeavor Convention in st. Paul,
Mimi, in Rev. Hugh Wilson of
Toronto. The resemblance is as
tonishingly close. The men became
warm friends and had a photograph
taken together.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
DOODLE DEES NAME
TOM FINN FOR SHERIFF
Dee O'ConneIPs Faction Puts
Up Partial Ticket

Dee O'Connelrs doodles met in con-
vention in the Pacific building last night
to nominate Tom Finn for sheriff, E. p.
Shortall for police judge and TO choose
partial ticket OF supervisors There
was some talk of naming Heney for
district attorney. but action was de-
ferred until the next meeting.
The selections for supervisors were
principally union labor candidates Fol
lowing is the list: B. p. RosenthaI. John
K knowles. ]. F. Jewell. Andrew p.
Hansen. George James, John O. Walsh,
Timothy Minehan, w. A. Lucey. Robert
J. Loughery, Charles B. Hussey Martin
J. Higgins and John Robinson. All but
the last three are union labor candi-
dates; the last three are doodle dees
A committee of three was appointed
TO wait upon John l. Polito of the
Hearst doodle dee faction and ask him
to be candidate for supervisor.
The convention meets again Thurs
day night. June II, in the assembly
room of the Pacific building TO complete
its ticket.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
JUST ONE A DAY
How the Coffee Drinker Compromises
His Health

Some people say: Coffee don't hurt
me" and then add: Anyway | only
drink one cup a day"
If coffee really don't hurt WHY nor
drink more? There is but one answer
and that is coffee does hurt them and
they know it. When they drink it once
day they compromise with their en-
envy. There are people whom one Gun
of coffee a day viii put in bed. if the
habit be continued
Although warned by physicians to
let coffee alone / have always been so
fond of it that ] continue to use if .
confesses an Ohio lady. Il com
promised with myself and drank lust
one cup every morning until about six
weeks ago.
All the time ! was drinking coffee
had heart trouble that grew steadily
worse and finally 1 had such alarming
sensations in my head sometimes
causing me TO fall DOWN that | at last
took my doctors advice and quit coffee
and began TO use Postum in its place.
The results have been all that the
doctor hoped, for | have not only lost
my craving for coffee and eniov my
good Postum just as well, but my heart
trouble has ceased and I have no more
dizzy spells in my head / feel better
in every way and consider myseH a
very fortunate woman to have found
the truth about Postum"
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book. The Road to WellvilIe.p There 5
a Reason
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
SON
OF CITY HERE
Philippine Governor Is Greeted by
Host of Friends---Marvels
at the Rebuilding

James Francis Smith. governor general Philippine
islands colonel of the First California regiment
up in his automobile time after time as he being
the Fairmont
morning Genial Jim" Smith OF the old Francisco
drinking sights of the the
avdity of small boy turned loose circus
Franciscan accompanied Mrs. Smith
from Manila. having from Seattle He was
here visit the time OF the quake
the wonderful Transformation
the ruins of the old Francisco way
three endless of skyscrapers glad
sight for freely voiced his appreciation
O 1t.
The governor general lost time telling inter-
viewers least
ing between President Taft and himself He gave
asking be relieved of his
with Of $4,000 year that desirous of
blishing home life He
years Cyril attending Clara college