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Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
A New York jeweler insists that the

A New YORK JeWeler Insists that the
rein~carnated spirit of a friend who
was a painter has taken possession
and is continuing to work at his art
through him. While he was looking
for a spook master painter why
couldn't he pick up a good one like
Raphael or Michael Angelo?
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
GIImmerInEs OF Patriotism

Och! the Fourth o. Julyi
Shure. l wonder will /
Ever grow 70 be glad fur it's deAfenln'
thunder.
VIII the cannon by day
An the rocket by night
Ever whisk me away
On a spree o. delight7
Now, ] wonder.
Faix, at prisint IT'S little I mind to be told
OF a fight that is more nor a century old.
An all them that was In II long laid In the
mold.
They were heroes" ser you
An all that may be true;
But what comfort AZ all could I find IN
that boast.
Or In blaEln' away al a relocated ghost
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
whapa tbisiT Father Murphy er

What's thispC Father Murphy en-
Joined from acting as a priest and the
injunction issued by a democratic
judgeG WIN this stimulate another
hystericat outburst from the local
demo-pop organ against government
By iniunetIon9 We shall see.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

France now asserts that Benjamin
Franklin did not invent the lightning
rod. but that it was designed by a
Frenchman. One thing is certain.
however. and that is no n ever ap-
preached the activities of the Ameri-
can lightning rod agent,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Subscribers leaving ths city tenn
%pOrariIy should have h Bee
mailed to them. Address viii be
changed m often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
Tmperor Willtam might ter

Emperor William might tender the
position or imperial chancellor to
Roosevelt when Won Buelow quits. A
clash between Roosevelt and the
ReichstaS would be a sight which
Europeans would enjoy.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

President Taft has gone to his sum-
mer home in Massachusetts for a few
days just to see how nice it would be
II congress would adjourn and let him
move. ~ -
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
BoostInR q Good Thing.
WashlnKton Hernld.

Washington Herald.
A reformer suggests that citizens gem
orally would do a good thing by hiring
doctors to let them alone. The doctors
would agree readily enough, we suspect,
to- let the we'll enough alone.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

The liquor dealers will observe the
s o'clock closing law. but they would
shed no tears If some critical Judge
should declare it unconstitutional.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

The curfew may ring in Omaha the
same as usual on independence day,
but there will be so much noise no one
will be able to hear It.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

A Chinese official accused of brib-
cry and corruption died of apoplexy.
Supersensitive people, those Chinese.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Senator Aldrlch and Speaker Cannon who
constitute a majority OF the republican
party, should ponder carefully what Presi-
dent Taft says about the things that are
likely TO occur
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

President Woodrow Wilson asserts
that people who inherit great wealth
are doomed to obscurity, but the
oracle of Princeton certainly over
looked the divorce court.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

The first six months Of the present
year show a comparative decrease in
failures in the United States, which
is another encouraging sign.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Castro is busy again rapping the
United States. but Castro's reach is
short and his blows lack steam.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
Opening for Inventive skin.

Topeka Capital.
We have looke over the entire field Of
reform and have decided that the thing
needed most at this season OF the year is
a device which will enable one to eat green
corn without getting butter on his ears.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Statistics indicate that aviation is
safer than automobiling. At any rate
more people are killed or hurt every
day in automobiles than in airships.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Remember that you can do just
as much If not more damage cele-
brating the Fourth on the fifth.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

An Omaha church is to have a flag
presentation to receive a gift of a
silken "old Glory" How many
churches in Omaha have a flag?
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Costa Rica must be offering induce
ments for Boston people to migrate
there by putting beans on the free list.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

One thing in favor Of the automo-
bile Is against the horse is that it will
not shy at a ~irecracker.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

The weather man was sane on the
Fourth, anyhow.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

The signal corps of the army is
about to advertise for a c~ross-country
touring aeroplane and the man who
has one for sale may find a purchaser.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Omaha's June birth record shows up
a total Of 212. No race suicide here.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
Keep IL DARK.
BALTIMORE American

Baltimore American.
II II Is the new comet which Is pro-
ducing this heat wave and it's accompany
ing discomfort the next 0versealous sci
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.

State of Nebraska, Douglas County, SIS:
George y. Tzschuck, treasurer of The
Bee Publishing Company, being duly
sworn, says that the actual number OF fun
and complete copies of The Daily, Morn
ing, Evening and Sunday Bee printed dur
ing the month of June, 1909, was as fol-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

That laundress was prophetic" sobbed
the chauffeur's fair guest as she stood,
with damaged finery, and a broken arm, In
the police station.
How so?'' asked the sympathetic matron,
who was trying to soothe her untn the
ambulance arrived.
She pressed this linen suit l was going
to wear on this Joy ride, with a sad on
Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

whats your trade, old pal7'
Don't call me old pal As to your ques-
ton, / am a gentleman"
'Oh, 1 see. IN your vacation now, eh?"-
Cleveland Leader. 80.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
~CoIumbin's Gait.


Columbia stands beneath the flag;
She looks to south n north,
Il need the boys" she cries aloud,
Upon this glorious Fourth;
My soldiers and my sailors bold
Have won me victory.
And now | need my growing boys
The men that are to bel
MY banner floats IN distant seas,
And under summer skies
Where ne'er before its stars n stripes
Have waved before mems yes.
Heroes have died to set It there,
And make the peoples free,
And future heroes now l need
The men that are to be!
II need my lads In home and shop,
My lads in church and school,
Who faithfully shall tit themselves
To serve, and so to rule;
To toll abroad, to work at nome;
For God M liberty.
To lift my standard higher yet
The men that are to bel
Il need the lads Of prayer and faith
Who make the men that lead;
Courageous, upright, just and pure
These are the boys | need.
Without them, all my battles won
Can bring no gain to me;
My hope must always lie in these
The men that are to be!
IT see them come, from farm and own
An army great and strong;
l see my starry banner wave
Above their countless throng;
And through the century's opening gate
With steady march and free,
1 see them bear my greatness on
The men that are to be!'
- n ~
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

my jewel!' exclaimed the young man
when the girl had promised to be his.
Il an so glad TO hear you call me that,
dearest" she answered. Nov, please try
to give me something better than q plain
setting Chicago Record-Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
WIN They need the limit

enlist who discovers a comet ought to
mohhed.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

What harm has Wall street ever done
your"
"a whole lot" yer Farmer Corn
tassel. ~ git so excited talkin' about It's
doln's down to the store that / lose about
seven hours a week right in The busiest
season" -Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Mr.. Jagway-Honest, now when you saw
me- last might wasn't l making a bee line
for homer
Mr.. Candid Friend-MakLng a 3 line?
Worse than hat, Jagway. You were max
ing a w line.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

= GEUHGE 3. IAbOftUOh1
Treasurer.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn
TO before me this LIST day of July, 1903.
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

Jane says she is sorry she didn't arrange
to be married in June .
That's undoubtedly true as far as II
goes, lane might have added that she
would be only too glad TO arrange to be
married at any old t~ime."-st Louis Re-
public. ....
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05

TIL Insurance Agent-sure your heart
isn't weak7"
The Insured One-Oh, yes, yes,
The Agent-Ever test 1T
THE Inkured-Yes, indeed. 1 watched a
fifteen-inning ball game with the score ]
to /. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-05
sNAPPY REMARKS.

simplicity" he said, just for the pur-
pose OF breaking the long silence Is the
surest sign of greatness
"Dear me, what an egotist you are, " she
pleasantly remarked.-Chicago Record Her
aid. .
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-11-04


itorl here Saturday.
Scott Jaqueth was transacting |
business in Eureka last week.
John Lindhe returned Saturday
from business trip to Spokane.
Mrs. J. A. Robinson visited in
Kalispell for few days last week.
/ Mrs. Carl Steffen returned to
Munro, Wash. Thursday evening.
Mrs. H. G. Karow and Mrs. D
E. King were visiting in Kalispell
Saturday.
J. J. Rosenberger has taken the
Libby fever and expects to locate
at that place.
James Lindsay and wife were up
from their ranch at Echo Lake on
Thursday last.
Mrs. j. T. Hutchinson of Column
bia Falls visited with Mrs. E. M.
Hutchinson last week.
Mrs. H. E. Houston and Mrs. H i.
E. Doebler were calling on friends
in Kalispell last Thursday.
Don Glaspell of jamestown, N.
D., visited here a couple of days
} last week with J. H. Crum.
Floyd Riach came over from
Hillyard Friday and visited here
and at Kalispell for few days.
F. N. Utter of Havre arrived Sat-
urday evening and visited here
for short time on his way to Spo-
kane.
, Mrs. Harvey Cunningham Of Col
, umbia Falls visited Mrs. H. Gloyde
: of this place Thursday and Friday
. last.
: James Stonechect of Troy was in
: Whitefish Thursday. He is buying
| horses and cattle for his logging
| camp.
Jack Cremens and Alvin Schoon'
: over came in from Kootenai FALL
a Friday to attend the Royal Neigh
r Dor dance.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Green anc
Bill Page hunted up the South Forl
last week and were successful ii
c getting a large elk.
. J. A. Steen returned THURSDAY
. from an extensive trip in the cas-
> visiting at his old home near Que
bee and other eastern cities.
David R. McGinnis, the wei
> known real estate dealer delivered
Il carload of oats to the Pionee
81 Mercantile Co. last Saturday.
! Don't cut that deer's throat
:, you wish his head mounted. Spill
it in the back of the neck and leav
long neck. G. Cobb, Kalispell.
4 Willis Stone of Chicago, frien'
of James Meneley arrived Thursda
70 and has taken position as passen
ger brakeman with the Great MOI
,s thern.
r. This teachers returned from tn
institute at Kalispell Friday even
ing teeming with new ideas whic
- they have been experimenting wit
:; all week.
" Miss Sparrell of Eureka, who ha
TT been in the hospital here for tn
a. past two weeks being treated fc
,e appendicitis, returned home Sal
in urday.
r Dennis Kelly, who has been ver
n prominent in musical circles hel
g, and of late has been employed {
I'd the Star Clothing and Shoe Co
ne has accepted a position with tn
ne Great Northern Express Co., {
ut Great Falls and expects to leave ft
there this week.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-11-04
~ OF LOCAL INTEREST X

/
in town last Friday.
R. R. Raymond of Kalispell was
up Saturday evening.
G. F. Gates of Kalispell was look
ing after business here on Saturday.
August Alstrom of Trego trans
acted business in this city Satur-
day.
A city directory census of Kalis-
pell, just completed gives a popu-
lation of 1888.
Mrs. J. w. Donaldson came up
from Kalispell Friday and visited
with friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Al Knowles were
shopping at the county seat Satur-
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarey of St. Paul
are new arrivals, coming here last
week to make their home.
Mrs. Barrett left on Sunday for
her home at Ellsworth, Wis, where
she expects to visit for short time
Miss Anna O'Pelka of Columbia
Falls visited here for few days
last week with Mrs. Henry Pencake.
Mrs. Rose Weller has returned to
her duties at Hori's Cafe after tax
ing a months vacation visiting on
the coast.
Varney Kinsman, the crack
quarterback player has gone to
Seattle, seriously weakening the
football team.
Carl Green, J. A. Tillett, Judge
Carr and J. E. Skyles hunted ducks
at Browning Sunday and were sue
\ cessful in bagging quite number
/ j. G. Traverse who has been con
/ fined in the hospital here for sever
/ al months suffering with BLOOD
poison in one Of his legs, returned
to Fortine Monday.
II M. A. Cannon and E. Christen
II sen returned Saturday from
II hunting trip from around Uppe
IL Whitefsh lake. They were sue
III cessful in getting four deer and
III nice bunch of chickens.
III The stock in the Automati
y Cattle Guard Co. is selling fast
Invest few of your spare dollar
= in it this week and you will Away
be happy.
ED. BUGG, Agent.
A. Coins, the prominent base
ball pitcher who aquitted himse
with such honors during the las
few games with Kalispell, has az
copied position with Bardin an
Hall and has moved his famil
here from Spokane.
Aldus Carpenter of Eureka die
at that place on Saturday, aged 5
years, II months and % days
Funeral services were held at tn
Iowa Flats school house on Monday
The remains were sent to Kansf
for interment, where deceased fol
merly resided.
III An Armenian who was returnin
from the Seattle fair with part
of his countrymen who had bunc
of trained camels on the midwa
or pay streak" died of hea7
failure while crossing the moul
tains on Sunday evening and tt
remains were taken from the trai
at this place the next day. A co
oner's jury composed of D. B. Do
ahue, D. F. Stuff, C. G. Dewin
R. L. Taft, H. j. Halvorson al
John Connolly formally viewed tt
remains. Burial was made in tt
cemetery on the suburbs.-C
Bank Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-24
A Houseful Of Reasons.

Bishop Mallaleu, Of the Methodist
Episcopal church, Always stood as 4
strong opponent to the uncomfortable
and often inconsistent salaries That AK
paid the pastor BY some congregation.
amply able to pay more literally. Ht
told the following personal "Reminiscences
Tat recent conference:
Il once knew an excellent Young man
who married shortly after he entered
the ministry, he was on small sal.
AIRY, but he seemed contented and hap.
py-
Some twelve or fifteen years went
BY after last met him. and had rather
lost sight Of him forgotten him. as
we viii do sometimes when. unexpee.
stedlv, | met him ii Boston. well dressed
but not az all eierically
We shook hands He said he was do.
ing exeellently
What church Z I asked.
oh. said he. no church. the whole.
sale hat business.
Bnt why dia you leave the church,
! inquired, solicitously
For seven reasons. he replied.
And what we're they Z said l.
A wife, he answered. and six chill
dren. - From Success Magazine"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-24

St. Adams Takes Step Toward Provid
ing One.

The Messenger congratulatcs the city
council upon the step Il has taken 70.
ward providing suitable plant for the
place for altering plant for the sewer
system when the same shall BE- needed
Il only hopes that not too many inter.
mediate necessities Or expedients Of one
kind OF another win delay the installa-
zion Of ouch plant, provided, Of course
it is good engineering Judgment that
this is the best way for st. Adams u
dispose Of its sewage, and under pres
ent conditions, even a lay mind can an
tioipate such a probable decision.
AT all events, it is time the city stop
ped emptying6ts sewage into tho lake, and
It win be to our credit II we do stop
before We are compelled To stop 81 the
state board oE health Our present
method Of sewage disposal il Al otfense
against nature and civilization. We are
helping to pollute the beautiful waters
of our beautiful lake, and nobody can
begin to estimate the widespread men.
ace to the health and life that is
involved IN II. Of how insidious and not
always discernible may be its disease
breeding and disease carrying power.
We have no right to continue such a
practice in this enlightened generation
when we know 50 well what the evil con
sequences Of that practice may be. And,
after this physical law is satisfied, we
have no right. from every ethical and
aesthetic viewpoint, to replace natural
beauty with a n0isome nuisance. St Al
bans Messenger.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-24
A Fathers Love

Adapted, without exageeration, from
book written more than 1000 years
ago1
Dost thou love thine offspring dearly
Wouldst thon save him future painf
Beat him On the sides severely,
Beat him till be roars again,
Whose pets his child and cookers
Turns him to the walks Of sin.
He that spares the knickerbockers
Surely spoils the child therein.
n the colt remain unbroken
Hast thou profit in his vieeg
So thy son. and, more by token,
Thou myself viii pay the price.
Wherefore lest he prove rover,
Teach him ere tie chance b. gone
Take him up ard turn him over;
It shall profit thee anon.
Laugh not with thy child and play not;
Wink not on him if he fall;
Bow his neck lest he obey not,
And thou gnash Thy teeth withai,
Short the curb and strong the fetter,
That his feet be not misled
rs he cood2 He might be better;
Is he naughty Smack his head.
BE thou freless in correction
Hour BY hour and day BY day,
Dilieent in thine affection
Till his youth has rolled away.
Thus by fond paternal chidincs
Goodlv shall be wax and wise,
Purged Of juvenile backslidines,
Perfect in thy fellows eyes;
And for all thy pains and labors
He shall make thee full amends.
As a boast before thy neiahbors
And Dragging to thy friends
Punch
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-24
CUTICURA CURED
CHIEF OF POLICE
Canadian Officer Poisoned BY Weeds
Eczema Developed and Legs
Became ScaIy Ankles we're Very
Sore and Itchy For Weeks He
Could Not Wear Shoes.
FREED FROM ITCHING
BY CUTICURA REMEDIES

II have been successfully cured Of
dry eczema. / was inspecting the re-
moval Of noxious weeds, it being part
Of my duty, from the edge Of a river and
was constantly In the dust from the
weeds. AT night ( shook out my trou-
sers and oleansed my limbs, but felt
pricxly sensation. paid no attention
TO il for two years, but noticed a SCUM
on my legs like fish scales. / could
scrape It 0if, and yet did not attend
to il until IL camo to be too itchy and
sore and began getting two running
sores. Ny ankles were all sore and
scabby and / could not wear shoes. had
to use carpet and felt slippers for weeks.
] was then on particular police duty and
was compelled to be on dpty. / got a
cake of the Cuticura Soap and some
Cuticura Ointment. In less than ten
days / could put on my boots and ia
less than three weeks. though an duty
all the time, / was free from the con
founded itching. ] tell you frankly
that Cuticura saved me from what the
doctors called a bad leg. Capt. George
p. Bliss. Chief 81 Police, Morris, Mani
toba, Mar. 20, 1907, and Sept. "a. 1905"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-24
What Is Behind Taft,s smile.

/ The publishers Of the American Maya.
zine have received very sapient and
interesting letter from Chicago cor
respondent which they include In the de-
lpartment Of the Pilgrims Script in the
January issue. It is as follows
There is a smile Of singular benevo.
lence pre-amuhlating over the country.
/ It bespeaks warm heart and 4 depth
Of human kindness. How deep is it
There Was a man named Wallace
who attempted the Panama Job Rum.
or has it that bis feet were chilled and
that be returned to consult his superior
as to the question Of resigning. Be
fore he was granted sn opportunity to
explain, he was met by TRADE of oh
| iurgation, and All OF the remarks were
carefully published and spread broad
cast. He quit, subject to humiliation
and disgrace beyond his due; after
which cloudy weather the sun beamed
forth afresh, the smile came back.
There was a man named CLAWS who
found great fraud practised in locating
coal lands in Alaska. He protested, he
kicked. he fought, and against great
odds, he succeeded in having the grabs
held up There was part Of his story
that inevitably reflected upon en- official
more important than he who was bask-
ing happily in the warm rays Of the
smile.
CLAWS never had chance to tell
his whole story. The axe was applied
to his neck, and he, an unfortunate sub.
ordinate, was needlessly and heedlesslv
discredited, and then Che smile broke
out
There was a man named Crane who.
with the paudits of his countrymen and
the appreciation Of the world, accepted
4 most difficult mission fthe ambassa.
dorship to Chinal It means sacrifice
of personal interests for the sake Of
public service
He WAS persona non grata to all
grafters and cheap politicians, because
he WIS man OF principle He believed
in the smile, because he had seen its
cheering effect ON the people to whom
his mission was to take him. He trusted
in personal friendship and in the en-
ouragement and advice given BY him
from headquarters
while the smile was eclisped behind
the Rocky mountains, he was kicked.
abused and misrepresented. He was
dragged through the mire of foreign in
trigue and queer politics He was pub
licly piIlored and shamed, all on fimsy
pretexts, lacking even foundation IN
fact.
HE thought that possibly there was a
mistake. that the smile might smile
some more, and that although he must
in self-respect abandon his task. he might
be recognized as at least partially de-
cent
But there was no smile for him; the
brutality Of the great mans underling
was endorsed BY the great man himself.
'sHnw daen is 4 smile T.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-24

transaction would end then and there.
Fisher had that morning sold part OF
his stock al cents a share. He sent
In an order TO buy it back and 10000
shares more at the market price. He
got 1000 at 3. 1000 at 6ls and the bal
ance at figures rising by fractions til
the price paid was ~ cents. The
sales were larger than for many
months. but not considerable.
Calkins wished 20 ask Fisher for a
little money in advance 70 buy a sup
per for his family. but dared not lest
he should lead him TO suspect that the
whole affalr was simply a game to
beat him out Of paltry sum. So great
was his suspense that he preferred to
keep away from home. He was hang
ing between heaven and hell
The next morning when he turned
out Of an clubhouse where he had
slept he spent his ? cents for a paper.
There in big headlines he saw the M
nouncement that the Constant vein
had been recovered richer and broader
than before. When the Mining tx
change opened the stock went up 10
50 a share and stayed there Before
noon Fisher gave bis informant
check for $4,000.
Fortune had favored the man whose
capital was but cents Those In the
secret had bought up what stock they
wanted at private sale. knowing that
II they all went into the exchange to-
gether they would advance the price.
When Calkins went home loaded
with good things he found his wife
crying bis children clamoring for
something to eat His handbook dried
his wife's tears, and his bundles stop
ped his children's clamor.