The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-21

Il ~---~--8 ~@% ~4Aeas SAJ AAcW 4At<A@<~~s Dij you ever notics how |. countr, | real estate agent always assurss thu man who is looking for . summer resi-
 nSs sus sas us VI sas ss .ss s.ns fs a tSsws sSs town i've miles awayf Q the fetching little bang. Q the fetching little bans. So bewitching 1t doth hang. For fashion hath decreed 1t Our poor hearts to beguile Although she doesn't need 1t. stiii its right in style,
 ss: ss: ii:':ssIIa: i:':sIa:: lssl: I'ssl: s:s s:ss Every swallow doesn't make . sum- mer.. but every summer makes severa the soda water and near beer bust. ness.
 The fiowers bloom. And lawn looks grassy, And it's sort of getting Garden sassy. A Dakota lawyer was recently ar. rested for stealing wood, but such made the jury believe that he was only walking in his sleep and thought ht was placing. flowers on the grave oi his frst wife. Now that the baseball season is on the woman with q stained glass win dow in her house is nervous and excit- ed all the time lest the small boys playing ball in the neighborhood bat q baseball through It and smash It in- An eastern poet asks: ''who can measure the soul of mang" Who. why the waiter of course. He measures mans soul invariably by, the size of his tip.
 When you are out walking with . Montgomery girl these warm days and you see that sad longing look como , love: she Is thinking of an ice cream parlor or soda fountain and wondering If you have the price. stockinxs and shows keen interest iI helping mother around the kitchen aIl the old women who come in say she ii going to get married soon. .sHomeIy women often have the sweetest dispositions" says an au- thority. Don't ever tell plain woman that, however, the average woman had rather be called regular she devil and ss ss P Psssty sussr snsn ssrrs sa ns snd usis One time you can't be original is in making arrangements for a wedding or funeral. There Is a set form to go ps from which we dont dare devia'e' Castro seems to have as much trou. ble finding a house as lots of married couples do with children.
 A Germantown girl lost her speech when she was tilted. Most .extraordi- nary. None of them ever lose their speeh when they are married however we have noticed.
 It is said that eo.oo0.ooo hogs are slaughtered in this country every year and stifl the end seat hog on the street cars goes his way unmolested'
 Money may make the mare go. but there was never any mare known to the turf that could go liRe money can.
 The way wheat has gens up has made every aeronaut in the country green with envy. A a2
 It is, estimated that every time one sneezes one throws ,oK LOGO D00 germs. If you have caught your annual spring cold yet you can perhaps take some comfort in reading this.
 Artist Earle Is trying to find his former wife to ask her to take him back. The. affinity business has prov like. she viii. of course. welcome him back with open arms. ~
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 The relatives Of . negro who was iiynched in Tlorida brought flowers st. to Florida lynchings are getting to be quiet dignified and Eentlemanly af- fairs.
 A twenty acre cemetery for dogs and cats has been laid of In Los Angeles. And to thing each cat will have to be planted nine times.
 Oh. no. Agnes. the baseball fan is not used to keep the. flies oh'
 "Do girls who work make the best wives?' asks The Washington Times. Girls who understand domestic work do.
 An old Fashioned Felier. An old-fashioned-felier-that's what An oid-fashioned Teller with old-fash-
 toned dreams.
 An old-fashioned heart mankind to He loved the world and his God above. He cant keep up with these modern His thoughts are back in the other
 jays.
 Often tell you envy him, With his snowwhite hair and his eye
 sight dim.
 For he cannot see the modern wrong, Life to him is one grand, sweet song. As he mods in his chair I know he He's back at home where the Old-tims
 pinks
 Are bloomin' by the old front gate. And a sweet-faced mother for him
 doth wait.
 An old-fashioned fel1er-Td like to be As good 'as him with my conscious
 free'A
 ri like to think of those babbling And miles of meadows so rich with
 dreams.
 I'd like to live in his world apart Far away from the crowded mart. An old-fashioned feller-he's had his But noib;ody's life can be always May.
 P. H, A.
 Wheat. New York World.
 The rise in the price of wheat since