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Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings

You should have faith in human nature" said the man of kindly in- stlncts. Yes" sneered the New York official, "and lose my job as customs inspector. r."-Washingto Star.
 What do they mean by an endur- ance test?" Two chaps bragging about their respective makes of auto mobiles. ."-Springfeld Republican.
 He-That fellow over there cheated me out of a cool hundred thousand. She-How could he? He-Wouldn't let me marry his daughter.-St Louis Times.
 New mown hay Is a delightful per- fume; we sell lots of it." Haven't you something with a gasoline odor? I want people to think own a motor car, not horse."-Life.
 Simplicity" he said just for tho purpose of breaking the long silence. is the surest sign of greatness" Dear me, what an egotist you are" she pleasantly replied.-Chicago Rec ord- Herald.
 Been abroad, hear?" Yep" T understand that living is very cheap in Europe. How about it?" Cant say. We only hit the high places. Wash ington Herald.
 Pat-Could yer give a man a job. yer honor? Barber-Well, you can re- paint thls pole for me. Pat-Be jabers, I can, sor, if you'll tell me where to buy the striped paint.-London Punch.
 T read that a cure had been found for this 'ere sleeping sickness" said the farmer. Got any in stock?" No. not yet" confessed the druggist. Sorry" replied the farmer; wanted a dimes worth to try on the hired man. n."-Philadelphia Ledger.
 Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah, what Is "swastika?" Mir. Chugwater (momen- tarily at a loss)-Do you mean to say that you don't know what a swastikd is? A swastika is--why. blame 1t, Swastika Is the name of the Eskimo that helped Cook discover the north pole.-Chicago Tribune.
 The aeronauts may fly very high,
 And their achievements all of us ad-
 mire,
 But many things these master men
 outvie--
 Eggs, butter, meat and milk are go-
 ing higher.
 New York Sun.
 How old are you, madame?" asked the cross examining lawyer. The wom- an blushed deeply, and, stammerinS, blurted out: IT." and stopped short. The attorney looked guilty. Please. madame, quickly" he urged in a gem tie, kindly voice, its getting worse every minute, you know.
 Dr. Cook had just discovered the north pole. Ae he planted the Stars and Stripes on the coveted spot he ex- claimed: "Ah, at last l have found place where the annual failure of the ice crop will not serve as an excuse for boosting the price," Feeling that his efforts had been rewarded. he started southward.-Detroit Free Press.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT

Moving Pictures and Illustrated Song, It Breed Theater.
 Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium.
 Motion Pictures and Illustrated Songs at Olympic Theater.
 Revival at Armory.
 Summer Carnival at Broadway Thea ter.
 Gardner Lodge, No. 46, K. of F., meets in Pythian Hall.
 Norwich Commandery. No. 637, U. O. G. C., meets at 22 Cliff Street.
 Loyal Hugh H. Osgood Lodge, No. 692O, I. O. O. F.. NJ. U., meets in Pone- nah Hall. TaftvilIe.
 Machinists' Union, Local No. 53, meets in z. L. U. Hall.
 Lodge Oscar. No. Ss. V. o. of A., meets in Foresters' Hall.
 Norwich Stationary Engineers As sociation, No. 6, meets in Bill Block.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The Old Story.

Talk is already going around to the effect that turkeys are to be scarce and high this fall. and doubtless this is for furnishing an excuse for put ting up the price "as high as the mar ket will bear" We have had the sort of thing several seasons already and the results have not been satisfactory to the public. To be sure the turkey is not as plentiful as the chicken of commerce I.nt it is by no means an extinct species, nor growing so and the price that it commands about Thanksgiving time and Christmas is stimulating to production, or should be. There is nothing else in the food line that is not limited by nature. climate or environment that is not produced in increasing quantity to meet an increasing demand, and the talk about a failure in the supply is contrary to common sense and the working of business laws.-Bridge- port Standard.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
A Church for Every 20 People.

Bates City Mo-, a pretty little vil- lage seven miles west of Odessa, and thirty three miles east of Kansas City. has more churches in proportion to the number of it's inhabitants than any other place in Missouri The village contains only one hundred persons and five churches, and all of them sub stantial buildings. For several years there were only four churches there, bu1 the fifth was completed yesterday and it will be dedicated Sunday. The new church was built by the Reor- ganized Latter Day Saints. The oth- CT denomina tions which have churches in Bates City are the Presbyterian, Southern Methodist, Baptist and Christian.-Kansas City Star.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

TO RENT-Two rooms furnished for light housekeeping, or two gentlemen; also front parlor. Apply " Franklin St. oct2ld
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
BROADWAY THEATER.
Burns : Johnson Battle.

The famous Burns Johnson battle for the heavyweight championship of the world, which was decided Decem- Der 26 at Sydney. Australia. will be reproduced in this city Saturday at the Broadway theater, matinee and evening. The moving pictures, which permit Americans to see an event that occurred in Australia, are said to be perfect in every way and are marvels of the photographers art. They were taken in the open ari, however, and the conditions were ideal, as the plat form on which the fight occurred was elevated, and the day was bright and sunny. The full 14 rounds will be shown and will be accompanied by an intelligent lecture.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
ro THE HOARD oF COUNTY COM

missioners for New London County: I hereby apply for a license to sell and exchange spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale lager beer, Rhine wine and cider in the building at Merchants Row, Town of Colchester, except in the rooms and apartments in said building. any paN or parts of which are cut off or partitioned in such manner as to form booths, side rooms, or retiring rooms My place of business is not located within two hundred feet in a direct line from any church edifice or public or parochial school. or the premises pertaining thereto, or any postoffice, public library, or cemetery Dated at Norwich. this 18th day of, october, A. D. 1909. Thomas P. Kinney, Applicant. We, the undersigned, are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the Town of Colchester, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing of Thomas P. Kinney for a license, and hereby certify that said applicant is a suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application. Dated at Colchester. this 18th day of October. A. D. 1909. John N Strong, William T. Schmitz, F. A. Chapman, Timothy Kelley. William H. Backus. I hereby certify that the above named signers and endorsers are electors and taxpayers. owning real estate in the Town of Colchester. Dated at Colches- ter, this 20th day of October, A. D. 1869. Charles H. Dawley, Town Clerk.
 oct22F
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FOR SALE-I buy poultry, hogs and calves. G. A. Bullard, R. F. D. No. g. oct21ThSTu
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The latest use of radium was upon . case of filariasis, or blood worm dis ease, in Paris. In this mosquito caused disease the blood at night swarms with millions upon millions of microscopic maggots, plugging up and infiaming and swelling the kernels in the armpits. A short course of radium in the armpits cured the swelling and made the worms searcer in the blood.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
TORE HiS SKIN OFF In Shreds s-! Itching was lntense-
 Sleep was Often impossible. CURED BY CUTlCURA IN 3 3WEEKS

"At frst an eruption of small pus- tmles commenced on my hands. These spread later to other parts of my body, and the itching at times was intense, so much so that literally tore the skin of in shreds in seeking relief. The awful itching interfered with my work con- siderably, and also kept me awake nights. I tried several doctors and used a number of different ointments and lotions but received practically nc benefit. Finally settled down to the use of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment and Cuticura Pills, with the result that in few days all itching had ceased and in about three weeks time all traces of my eruption had disappeared. I have had no trouble of this kind since. H. A. Krutskoff, STA Wabash Ave, Chicago, H., November IS and 2S, 1907"
 Potter Drug q Chem. corp.. SoIs Prona., Boston.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Animals Poor as Sailors.

The polar bear is the only wild ami nal that likes a trip on the water according to French scientist, who has studied it's behavior at sea- He is quite jolly when aboard ship. but all other animals violently resent such a voyage and vociferously give vent to their feelings until seasickness brings silence. The tiger suffers most of all. He whines pitifully, his eyes water continually and he rubs his stomach with his terrible paws. Horses are bad sailors and often die on a sea voy- age. Oxen are heroic in their-attempts not to give way to sickness. Ele- plants do not like the sea, but they are amenable to medical treatment. A good remedy is bucketful of hot water containing three and a half pints of whiskey and seven ounces of Quinine-F'ur News.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

TO RENT-Two pleasant sunny front rooms to rent with board near Williams Park. Address M. C., care Bulletin.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The Truly Good Life.

The good life is the one that is great with goodness, enriched with every re- source, daily growing, becoming more enjoying more, and finding such com pletion in the attempt to awaken dor mant lives, to lift tagging lives, and to lead it's fellows into the life that is life indeed.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The flood of American visitors to the Seattle exposition caused a rush of tourists to pass through Victoria, av- eraging not less than 2,000 per day. souetimss reaching ss high as 500. Although few remained there over through the summer than ever before known In Victoria, and tradesmen hsve reioiced in tlle yolume of American cash expended
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Plain as payIinht.

Its dish-u-way, sah," explained old Brother Swank to befuddled friend, Orthodoxy am de doxy dat l makes muhsef-dat Is de orthor of, you un- 'erstand. Uhwell, and dis yah hector doxy am de udder mans doxy dat he's allus uh-hectorin' me wid. Do dat make it clare to yo' apprehension, Brudder ?"-Puck.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
On Sander.

Do not profane your tongue with islander, for even though that is direct ed to harm somebody else it will re- turn to yourself, and it will be the more painful the mores malicious the islander. If your tongue forces you to offend another make an effort to lock your lips; do not fear even to ruin your body; for islander ruins people, but it ruins not those against whom it is directed, but him from whom it emanates.-Jewish Wisdom
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
TO RENT.

TO RENT-Two furnished rooms, with use of kitchen, gas and steam heat, s4 week. Apply top floor Ma honey Block. Mrs. E. Rice. oct22d :.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Frocks and Personality

The Englishwoman does not diffuse enough personality into her clothes. If she is tall and gaunt she chooses severe tailor-made costumes and looks like clothes press. If she is small she tits on her enormous curled coif- fure, monster hat and sews a gigan- tic Elizabethan frill into the neck of her blouse.-London Bystander.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Since 1902 more wild lands have been put under cultivation in Chile than ever before during like period, and in general the methods employed are much in advance of what they were then, and since that year agri- cultural machinery has been imported to the value of $6, ,612,775 gold of which the United States supplied about 70 per cent. N
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DISTRICT OF LEBANON, ss., Probate

Court, Oct goth. 1909.
 Estate of Norman Stuart, formerly of Lebanon. in said District
 Upon the application of Donald Stu art (by Counse). praying that Trus- tee be appointed of said estate, as the said Norman Stuart has disappeared from home, and after diligent search his abode cannot be ascertained as per application on file more fully appears, 1t is
 Ordered, That said application be heard and determined at the Probate office in Lebanon. in said District on the 27th day of October. A. D. 1909. at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. and that notice be given of the pendency of said application, and the time and place same in- some newspaper having cir- culati6p in said District and by post ing CODY thereof on The public Sign post In, the Town nf Lebanon, in said District. five days before said hearing
 ALBERT G. kNEfl.AND,
 octz2d Judge.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
REAL EsrATr nARGAINs.

4o-acre farm good comfortable g. room house. mile to village. miles to city. S70O.
 4 acres, 1 mile to city, handy tn troll ley. fine new Broom cottage finished in cypress. hot and cold water. bath. new barn. price S3,o00.
 The best 175-acre form fin New Lon don county for $5,00c
 Several good investment properties in city of Willimantic.
 Three furnished cottages on Fishers Island at bargain prices.
 If you want farm, country home or city property. call at
 TRYON REAL ESTATE, AGENCY, 715 Main Street, wiIIimantic, Conn.
 jy15d
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The Best Remedy.

If sanitation, dietetics and proper nouTishment were thoroughly taught in our public schools and the children were impressed with danger of dirt and impure air l am sure this would go far toward stamping out the curse of the generation, tuberculosis
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
ASSESSORS NOTICE

All persons in the town of Norwich liable to pay taxes are hereby notified to return to the Assessors on Or be- fore the first day of November next, written or printed list properly sign ed and sworn to of all taxable prop erty owned by them on the first day Of October, 1909 Those failing to make list will be charged a penalty of 10 per cent. additional according to law.
 Blanks can be obtained at the As sessors' Office in City Hall, or they will be sent by mail upon applica- tion.
 Office Hours: 915 a. m. to D. m.
 ALEXANDER E. REEVES,
 LEWIS R. CHURCH,
 ARON w. DICKEY,
 Oct6d Assessors.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
THE PREsmENTIAL TouR.

13,000 miles of glory: 13,000 miles of glee; 13.6O0 miles of story For a waiting world to see. 5000 miles of travel; 13,000 miles of meals; iS,000 miles of gravel Underneath the whirling wheels. 13,000 miles of scooting, 13,000 miles of land; 13,00O miles of footing By the merry village band. Ia, 1000 miles of msskfa4; 1S,O0O miles of screSth: 15,000 miles Of greeting; l3.O00 miles of speecb
 Washington St.r.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Why RulIdInq Stones becax.

The causes of decay in building stones are various and depend on the physical structure of the stone, its composition and the nature of the sur rounding atmosphere. The most de- structive agent to which the stone is exposed is rain or moist atmosphere, and also, in a minor degree, wind, frost and smoke
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

TO RENT-Tenement rooms. with storage, gas, modern improvements, fine loca tion. five minutes walk from square. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. auB5Od
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Tenement at 240 Laurel Hill Ave. g rooms. bath and modern improve ments. F. L. Hutchins, 37 Shetucket St. sep2id
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Mere Money In 1t.

' was just reading of man who has hen that can sing; another man has a hen which whistles and initiates various birds" q don't care for these vaudeville hens A hen should stick to the legit, and lay eggs. Kansas City Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Postal Treadmilla.

Talking aboEt treadmills,T said the owner of the fiat, my little postman says he's been on this beat for 19 years. Imagine walking around couple. of blocks five or six times day for 19 years. New York Press.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

TO RENT-Tenement on Mechanic St. suitable for small family. cheap rent. Apply at West Side silk Mill.
 sep30d
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
MUCH IN LITTLE

Tn the number of cotton spindles Great Britain, with nearly 52.000,000, and the United States. with 27,0O0, 900. are far ahead of other countries. Ger many comes next with s,592 S55. fol- lowed by France with 7.006,42S.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Be Slow tn Iudne.

Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art. that judgest, for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest myself; for thou that judg- est doest the same things-Romans 2:1.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The MeIanchoIy Day..

The melancholy days have come, the saddest of the year, When hotel bills in vast array in fa- ther's mall appear; When Marmaduke goes back to school to learn his A-B-C's, With charges high for chalk and states and sundry other fees; When William he goes off to Yale to study Roman Law, Mixed In with English Letters, and a course in Raw Raw -Raww While sister out a-shopping with her mother daily goes Upon a quest for hats and furs and winter furbelows.
 -Lippincott's Magazine.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The philnsonher of Enllx

"A mans fool if he believes every thing his wife tells him. says the Philosopher of Folly, but he's big ger fool if he doesn't pretend he doea."
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

"One writer says that genius is the capacity for taking pains. Genius, however, has never been satisfactorily defined" Its simple enough. Genius is the capacity for existing without regular meals."-Louisville Courier Journal
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Conversational cowards.

There are men who will lead for lorn hopes without a qualm, but yet shirk being the first to speak when general conversation has suddenly stopped.-London Tatler.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
KMp0RTANr Is always found -n-. = - -- on this page.
 Read the smaii HElCINECS NEWS advertisements v cN--r carefuIIv

Miss Helen Donovan. formerly of. Rochester, has been elected by. the Milwaukee board of education to take charge of the new trade school for girls which is soon to be opened. For the last few years, Miss Donovan has been teaching dressmaking in the state agricultural college at Ames, Id. At one time she was at the head of the dressmaking department of the Mechanics institute of Rochester.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
A Tonoue Twjstsr

The watch that watched the watch that watched that watch watched the watch that watched the watch that watched that watch watch that watch.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
One Thlna Necessary.

The man who invented money ere ated popular thing, all right; but it's too bad that he also didn't create a popular desire to work for it.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The new dean of the capitol guides has been chosen in the person of Ben Cady. Guides to the capitol are ap- pointed for life. They are IA of them and they divide the profits of their work It is up to one of the number to take the earnings of all and divide it. Cady has been a guide for four teen years and is known to thousands of tourists whom he has shown around the big building.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The worlds record flight of a kite is 2s.fl1 feet above the sea level The kite started from mountain top where the temperature was 7s degrees abovs zero and at it's highest point reached 54 degrees below zero.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
LEGAL NOTICES.
THE RoARD OFF COUNTY COM,

TO THE BOARD OF COUNTY CON- missioners for New London County: I hereby apply for license to sell and exchange spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, Rhine wine and cider in the building at Shea Building, Merchants avenue, Town of Norwich, except in the rooms and apartments in said building, any part. or parts of which are cut off or par titioned in such manner as to form booths, side rooms, or retiring rooms. My place of business is located within five feet in a direct line from the prem
 ises pertaining to public school: Dated at Norwich, this 18th day of October, A. D. 1909 Patrick o'Keefe, Applicant. We, the undersigned, are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the Town of Norwich, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of Patrick O'Keefe for license, and hereby certify that said applicant is a suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application Dated at Norwich, this goth day of October, A. D 1909. John Reilly, John J. ONeil, l. J. Willis, George l.. Cos grove. Evander Taft. I hereby certify that the above named signers and en- dorsers are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, in the Town of Norwich. Dated at Norwich, this 2cth day of October, A. D. 1909. Chas. s. Holbrook, Town Clerk. oct22F
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
A Great Man

"The average man." says Mir. Tauka- way, believes that great man is just a man like himself, who is appre- ciated D-K@,7~~e- |-r4- --.--~s
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ANNOUNC ENTS'

See the new Cinch toe King Qual ity $4.00 shoes in gun metal and velour ealf button or butcher The shoe of shoes for men. Sold only by Frank A Bill
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

TO RENT-Furnished rooms at 32 Main St., near postoffice. octl9d
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
HORSES

Another carload of 22 head, the best that grows, consisting of drivers, chunks and draft horses, in pairs and single. Come and see them; they must be sold or exchanged right away.
 ELMER R. PERSON.
 Telephone connection. oct20d
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
IOETRy..
wlrH r,He AuruMN roErs.
By Carlyle Smith.

By Carlyle Smith. The Last Rose of Summer. Tfs the last rose of summer left bloom Ing alone. All her lovely companions are faded and gone, But never, grief can her smiling un- settle
 petal.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

FOR SALE-Piano and furniture, horse. harness and carria ges, also birds. Any reasonable price will be accepted Enquire at. 33 Summit. oct2ld
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
WANTED AT ONCE.

Twenty good all round ma chinists and toolmakers. None but steady. reliable men wanted. Good wages to the right men. This work is out of town. State Free Elm ployment Bureau, 43 Broadway, Central Building, s. H. Reeves, Supt. oct19d
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Trading on the coasts of Madagascar are 425 small schooners. James G. Carter our consul at Tamatave. says he thinks some keen Yankee could 90 over there and do good business fit- ting those busy craft with motors.
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ASSESSORS' NOTICE

All persons in the Town of Sprague liable to pay taxes are hereby notified to return to the Assessors on or before the first day of November next, a writ ten or printed list, properly signed and sworn to, of all taxable property owned by them on the first day of October, 1909.
 Those failing to make list will be charged a penalty of 10 per cent. ad- ditional according to law.
 Blanks can be obtained at the Post Office in. Baltic, John Quinns house in Versailles and Smith & Standish's Store in Hanover.
 Blanks may be returned to any of the Assessors.
 ALBERT G. COTE,
 HENRY H. GAUCHER,
 JAMES HENRY, oct16d Assessors.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
GENA W. FERGUSON vs. HENRI

GENA w. FERGUSON VS. HENRY W. Ferguson. Supplemental Order of Notice.
 State of Connecticut. County of New London, Superior Court. ss. Oct. 20th, A. D. 1909.
 Upon the complaint of the said Gena W. Ferguson. claiming for reasons therein set forth, a divorce now pend- ing before this Court. having been re- turned thereto on the first Tuesday of April, 1909.
 It appearing to and being found by this Court that Henry W. Ferguson, the said defendant. is absent from this State and gone to parts unknown-and that notice of the pendency of the complaint was given as required by order of notice heretofore issued, and now the plaintiff asks for further order of notice in the premises.
 Therefore, Ordered. That notice of the pendency of said complaint be given by publishing this order in The Norwich Morning Bulletin a news paper printed in Norwich, Conn, once a week for two weeks successively commencing on or before the 18th day of October, A. D. 1909
 By order of Court.
 HIBBERD R. NORMAN Assistant Clerk of the Superior Court
 for New London County. oct22F