Bisbee daily review., 1909-02-07

style, nor it's unique rhetorical f'g- ures Of cow-puncher phTascc.Usy; Hut more especially because r. is reaa; rk- able for its paucity O. bombast and it's strict adherence Q tae trat.i. On my annua pasear to BisoeS'. ns- ginning She day before Thanksgiving. and extending to and including New 1 Years Day. the momentous object or which. being 10 relieve my badger hole of the surplus summers wage which became pregnant during the long roundup season, and to eiimi- nate from my system the effects Of mulyitudincUs demiiohns Of snlusGled mesca. which affected my heart. by 8 coapious take-on of Bisbee bourbon, which affected my entire carcass, 1T was my custom. even before dscorat- ing the mahogany with q single fri iole, or even glancing at the pea green cloth. to invest a months gath ering of hard plunks in Christmas presents fer some Of my loyal but un-Rockefellerical top cow-hauds, whose innate and uncurbed passions for summer jaunts 10 Tucson and Fl Paso. together with their totally in- adequate conception Of the great caused thenlLfmetaointa0i etao American game of ''Freeze-out" caused them to vociferOusiy applaud the soul satisfying delights Of spending Christ mas Eve stepping to the gat-gut-tonsd strains Of Zip Coon" at the Poverts Flat schooghUuse. nnd peaying syn chron0us to the fiddleT's start with tho sombrero to collect ais fee for an sali-uight shift.
 On that particular receperative pil- gramage ending New Years Day. 1898. I had by special request sent. on Christmas Eve to Stinge-ee Jones q ring with setting of an immense Brazilian diamond O. the first water. . gem which for size and scint.llatinE emanations was very rightfuly chris tenen Tao Kohinor of Old Cochise"
 Unfortunately the ring was too large to f't any finger but the middle one Of Stingeree's right hand: Whicll finger. owing 10 its one tine acci- dental insertion between the tartar GUS nlolars Of fa StilsoHs jowled Cousin Jack" during a heated con troyersy, regarding the relative prow- ess of cow-puncher and miner in Brewery Gulch affaires d'honeur. had left middle joint which gave the : nger an appearance analogous to the abdominal convedty of 8 bull snake after repart Of dry-land ter rapin in the whole shell
 The refulgent bauble filled the bar barrie soul of the Scab-Enght bronclo twister with satiatei delight. but like the uneasy head that supports the crown or the naked breast of the Kaf- fir maid upon which rests the broken neck of the beer-bottle. the vesture demanded its toll; for, seldom did day pass that Stingeree. who was somewhat handy with the moose. d,d not get the spark tangled in the kinks of ais sea-grsss. and there usually being a Roman-nosed Oregon bronc doing the getaway stunt on the far end of the line. that protubeTant member was daily accrated and sui fered much A
 CHAPTER II.
 One day We eamped the Scab- Eight Chuck wagon al Big Adobe cosals with Q view of forgetting for a time the strenuous night guards of the Spring roundup by the delightful di- version Of brOncho-busting.
 Some eight CT ten of the snakiest of them had been introduced to the lightning abdominal reduction exer- else, and the cigarette and Java hour was just al hand when Maverick Thompson drove up with Q wagon load of grub on his way from Pearce to his ranch in the Swisshelms.
 Stingeraa, ever iuquis.tiye. instinct lively slipped his hand under the waSon-sheet in search for Hunters Rye. Then ne suddenly stepped back, somewhat Pronto for him, made a moose with his sea-grass. roped the corner Of the tarp. pulled in his slack. and disclosed the most cadayerous. hollow-eyed. mummied carcass Of bones and glastly skin that was ever seen on the grassy side of Sulphur Spring Valley Sod
 Tie 'TFri-Ggle r. Rep. who was somewhat long on vocabulary, mus l tered up courage To take a close view ! from the hub of the front wheel Of , the wagon and remarked that the breath of the inanimate object lying there was paradoxical to the ex- treme
 | { inquired Stingeree.
 Why, it's so weak" replied the ! Triangle R. Waddy, that the natural laws of gravity would precipitate the minutest p.n-feather of eider-down
 duck against it, and so strong that it would foreibly remove a hydroph0bia skunk from the putrid remains Of an Apache deceased by smallpox" ] Rounded him up along six of the ralroad traok," remarked Thompson. Names Watson. Been prospecting for health. so he tells me. Found : plenty of rich ozone, but lungs suck
 wind like a pair of bellows with a
 hole in 'em"
 By an effort that called for all of remaining strength Watson handed the Triangle R. Peeler a pelm-iear. ! Then while some famed air into his 1 nostrils. others gently lifted aim from the wagon sud carried him 10 the bunk house
 Well. fellows. recIdn I'll be per lamDulating," remarked Thompson. hope you'll have luck with your patient"
 "Arn't you going to take your trav-
 cling companion with you?" inquired Stingeree.
 Maverick Thompson, when weighty questions were asked him, timed his replies with deliberation which was sxaspeTating and eIubellished them
 df ] may borrow a remark from the
 Triangle E. Waddy) with phrases as llargiloqueIt as paragraphs from Car lyle's 'Sartor Resartus' and d-
 near as hard to remember"