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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10
EsilmnHiee ErOOntteHprets
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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10

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Sdmsg3sn NIT d. 8t5tsr's .gaius
@ynlsr ptrtrisbsn BAT. G1s in Oera
isIb suNrldHi ss 6Ssuno Der Menfda
bit. ben maR isis Sobrsu in gang
europa in fat i:esv Samilis 00rFRost.
5 uAs 80 GsHss be 6lait< in alan
Gpnehktsa.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10
Nan nOilrs die Lists der BARGAINS.

5r9sno zines osr obi9en 9ianos i'm Eauid
onssnommen gum uouen @reiis ben gle Be-
leslt lnE einen oet foleenbeu geobegs
SteiutraY, Sted, Guerstt, Harvard,
Gram'atdfteie, oos 4robHel HniereI
Steot bic ,,&Yra's, DGAmmnt Grata''
ooel piaueIasplarers.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10
Piano BARGAINS.
Den aukereeuDSbnIidben 1rertben Ffsl.
len cen faesa ees eemnne 6ram
plane 6auges.

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gen il isst be bette Gelsssnsett tsr Gle en-
sniss Blanc o~ussapablsn, tboradlia IN
5srsm eisnsn grsis. Nr babsn ale Sc
tanRstn 6aSrieats. unisr glan ,lr ratsn.
pelsH 3abIHEs Dsroisnl ~bslonesre gsod
ians. oa 81 ben Auiuuf zines giancs pslsnts
i'd alsi9iet.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10
Butter, Gisr nHO 2dIe.


Butter. glnfnbr 24.9s7; worft militia. -
elitae. soc; Suits, 26-27c: Geeones. - -
xse; HeHooatso, 2t-25c; Ddirn. ianep. 24c:
Toe
aals. aniubr 74s5 9iuno; w,arit fteiia.
Bull 0reum. t0-f6c. Bird. 10-144c; Sim.
bnrQcr e-f4c. EnfpeiEcr 1O--f7c.
gicr. - anfubr 40 gif.en. II Warlt Irdftia.
5rihe Gier. pc; Secauos. t-17e.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10
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!%etfiere. 50-7.S6; chipping. 10000.
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b %, Secoera ~3.40-4f5: Stoders, 2.4c
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Sfafr. Mniubr -. Marif ffetia. ~
G0atc, 2.CO-325. 91mmcr. 4.0O-6.5O.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10
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6bteaee. .. cft. Butter, greomerb.
a2h 2ec; &dirb. 22-26c.
Sale. EuiiieB. 15h-i5&C. Ttuins. IAN
-ise; g'uuHs americas, t5A-f5&c; Srid, >
Girr. is-24c.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10

Eah barter S~0gssdrbsii idmtrsen
aegf IND RltsH Nts 9ausirau Rein
Dunoss. rtun isrt 9auns stu1s mig
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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10

9bfeaeo. 8 Cftober. @lnoBssb-qnfubr
9 1000; eeeees, ~4lo-s.30; 1cras Stiere. s.s5
aly. Hseiicrl' Steers. 4,O0-7.00; siDarr5
ifo ceeoers 8i5-625; stlbe uRo 6eifcrs.
st0-Gta; N1lter. 100000
ShlpeiHe. auiubr 10 600; Ieidfe. 7.45-
~. aerilht2 Ito s.35; ihmere. 7.45 =
Pull 790-S2 go.
sdaie. anfubr $4,000. 10000; Gam.
nicr. $3.50.
~ Gouts s. CIT. 9inSSieh eeef.
Siiere i.00-1.h0s Stoaers nno Seeoers. s.25
- %, stlbe mn Sellers. 3O0-640.
s%fniutiHt. Ghnere. 1850.
Sdafr. ~ 3.Hp 4sI. Qdntmct. b.75-T 25
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AZ 6a0i Gtsder5 NIB SeeferS, 3.25-5.25.
sdnpgias. Gulf. 10000.
ednie. 425 5.09s 9ainnicr. 5.50-TO0.
Emdhu 3 III. &iHhuiea -~8eeisStierr
A,50-s.t0t NiHe mo celfers. 5.vv- 800.
Sildcrs un0 Sceocrs. 500.
Shmeine. - Hnlf. 775-T.S0.
snaie. m $50 300; edmuer. 6.f0-7.00.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10

GbfcaGo. s. CIT ~ TlehI. BlHier.
lpei5eu 4atenis se5-5.00; siraiebts. IT'D
AS; @aier5. 8.2O-4s0s no. , roicI, t.17h;
DO. 2 barter, Les ~ l.12: No. 8 mldi5.
SOC; 30. > gelher. 601xc. Saier. DO. 3 peiber,
esis-ss1ke 9o: 2 aosaen .73e; 5utisraerlte.
$3.50. cute bis D.ai5erausleIe. $3.50; SO.
1 9tnrttpeiicrn. las: Brima I@uctb1fdnleft.
49, giet aori 2l.25; S6mll5. l2.321k; Sborf
Jtb Stoes. II 25-ft62ia, S5o-t 8lear SibeS.
1237h 1880: aieeiGmen. 9.50-fO25.
CT fonts. d III. - gset8en 20. 2
Ioiet 1.tsh-f.20iz: 30. 2 BAXTER. LOG =
11lih.
Mals. ~ 80. 2. 59-59he.
Safer. - Jiu. 2 neiBer. 42e.
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2 barter, f.04 i.0T. no. 2 rcter. 1.19 =
12f.
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Cater. - 90. 2 pelber, 39h{1Lc.
WltunedpOIts. 8. eft. - Netsen -
&c 1 g%iortherH 1904; 20. 2 sortbern,
esHc.
aisbl. - Sirii paie1ts. 5.2O-530: eecouos
500 10; oirii CLEARS. 4.s5-4.55; Seeonos.
S.fO-33O.
9utufb 5. cn. - Wsiseu 30. 1
storibern. l.00A; 20. ? gloribern. sS&c.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-10-10

ehmais. psr Saruar. 1880; sninien, 12% -
iz4e; S1uitern. i1%-f1&c; Mifielitade 81
1I--1ILc.
tic Gfolufpreife Der Brobnftermdrfte IN nriI.
nanief mr. batnIdferrnr Wnrer Hnh srie foIcs.
He ! goribcrH. io5-106h; 80. ? 9oriberH.
bnre Geffie. 6e-8chc; HcaaeH. 74c; 0c. s
HiGls, W-6oAc; StaHouro 0aier. 40--4tc.
Sic obiaen ulnidts fine mad STieies ~oiii5ieI,
lem 2atiD Commercial Neiier pedrbeifet.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18
LET IT BANG.
secret OF a society Woman for re-
fainfnU Youthful Beaufy.

secret OF a society woman for RE-
fainfnU Youthful Beaufy.
One OF the young old women. who
despite a full 60 summers. stiIl holds
her as one Of the irst figures IN
New York City society. was asked by
a young miss, tired by her first few
months IN the social whirl, how she
preserved her appearance OF youth in
face and figure. In spirit and even
vivacity.
Il relax one hour In the "a" replied
the woman tersely, and that explained
Il all.
one hour every afternoon this wo-
man gives herself TO complete relaxa-
ton IN a darkened room. She does not
permit herself 10 think OF any OF the
distractions or her social routine; she
does not think Of friend or enemy or
Of herself. Relaxation is not alone for
the society roman but the woman in
all ranks.
Il believe l should lose my mind II
did not relax every day. this wo-
man once said
Doubtless she talked without knowl.
edge OF the treatment OF an English
physician In the case OF a society
woman whose nerves were so tattered
that there was a danger OF a men,
tai collapse. The was made TO
lie on n couch. with her hand over the
side holding a small paper weight. As
soon as she so far forgot herself as 10
1T the weight drop 10 the floor she was
to 90 about her regular afternoon call
ing and receiving. The weman scoffed
ut the treatment when Il was made
known; she tried II. her nerves were
cured, and then wondering she asked
the physician for the secret
"what you needed was absolute re
taxation. IL only for an instant each
afternoon" he said. "and the final
point In relaxing was reached when
you forgot the weight In your hand
and 1t aroused you by Its bang on the
floor"
There seems to be a lesson to every
tagged woman I'm this little incident
Ask your family physician. He viii
tell you the way TO grow old grace
fully is to learn the rare art OF relax.
alton.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

The manuscript OF Charles Lambs
beautiful essay. Dream Children" Is
for sale IN London. 1t is written ON
two folio leaves, and is set within an
appropriate binding by Riyiere. The
price OF this treasure is $3.50; and ap-
ropos OF this piece OF information IL Is
interesting 10 remember that for two
Years OF his work upon the Ella" es-
says Lamb received only $3.50.
At the last session OF the Indiana
Legislature a law was passed requiring
the Railroad Commission 10 call into
conference annually the superintend-
ents OF all railroads operating In In
diana TO review the accident record OF
the year and determine what could be
done 20 improve the record. At the
meeting held recently the general man
ager OF the. Pennsylvania Lines dis
tributed 100 copies OF ''The Confessions
OF a Railroad Signal Man." by James
lO'Fagan. believing that this book would
have more influence than any state
meDt that he could make on the subject
OF discipline and obedience 10 rules.
In DIR. NicoII's life OF Ian Mac
laren" the author tells us that that
writer had the book collectors ever
ence for books: he never marked a
book IN his life" Clement Shorter
takes issue with DIR. NIcoll on this
point and says that 'fhe real book
collector. as distinguished from the
postage stamp collecting sort OF per-
sonage. marks his books without end.
scribbles on the margins. as Coieridge
did. makes his own index on the n.y.
leaves. and Is quite reckless as 10
whether be is ~deiracting from their
value for some other person. The real
book collector Is fashioned like one
who said long z that He bought
his books for himself and not for his
executors"
Nome Is one OF the most interesting
places described IN Mrs. Ella Higgin-
sons Forthcoming book on Alaska the
Great Country" The city Is. according
10 her account. az nee so pagan and
50 civilized. % crude and 80 refined
II has a water system that supplies
its households, with steampipes laid
parallel 10 the waterpipes 10 thaw
them In winter. II has not a yard Of
sewerage. II has a wireless telegraph
station. a telephone service. an electric
light plant and II Is seeking munich
pal steam heating. There are three
good newspapers. three banks. churches
hospitals. and a club Of which the
wives OF the members form the most
exclusive society OF the North.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

When Illicit distilling was common
in the highlands there was an old man
who went about the country repairing
whisky pots.
The gauger met him one day and.
surmislng that he had been doing re
pairs at no great distance. asked what
he would take TO inform him (the
gauger) where he repaired the last
whisky pot
"Och," said the old man, shell
shust TAX hauf a Groom"
"Donei" retorted the gauger. Here
is your money. but be careful to tell me
correctly"
"och. she1n no tell the gentleman a
lee"
Getting the money. the old man
quietly remarked:
81 shust mended the last whisky pot
where the hole was"-Londen Spare
Moments.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

II was In the fall OF 1893 that Thorn
as jefferson wrote to James Monroe
then President;
Great Britain Is the nation which
cnn do ms the most harm Of any one
or all on earth. and with her on ou'
side we need not fear the whole world
with her. then. we should most sedu'
lously cherish a cordial friendship
That's as sound advice In 1905 as II
was in 1923. Witness certain figures
Just sent out by the Department OF
Commerce. They show that we arr
doing more business with Great Brit
ain than with amy other country. Our
trade with the United Kingdom In the
fiscal ycnr 1905 was more than one
fourth OF our entire external trade; II
was In the close neighborhood OF $780,.
000.000.-Hartford Courant
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18
HAVE GOOD MAP OF MARS.
Know Considerable
About Earfh's Nearest Neishbor.

Know Considerable
About Earfh's eares Nefghb0r.
We can draw all the geographical
CONGREGATIONS, seas, coasts, islands,
peninsulas, mouths OF rivers or canals
OF Mars with accuracy. and we can
anticipate what district VIII appear in
the lens OF the telescope. for the length
OF the rotation Of me planet is known
10 the hundredth part Of a second AS
the planet turns upon its axis more
slowly thar ours. the calendar OF the
inhabitants Of Mars is composed Of
two consecutive years OF Cos days and
a bisextlle one OF coo days.
II is not many years since Mars en-
tered into the sphere OF our observa-
ton And one can also a that there
is but a small number OF the inhabit-
ants OF this world who have observed
II in all it's details. and OF these the
most experienced is Signor Schiapa-
relli, director OF the observatory at
Milan
The geographical map OF the planet
Mars has just been made with infinite
carr by the above mentioned astrono-
mer. One might really consider It a
terrestrial sphere of continents. is
lands, coasts. p~enInsulas. CULTS, waters
Moreover, clouds. rains, foundations.
SHOWS. seasons, winters and summers.
springs and autumns, prevail, as they
do here. and the intensity of the sea
sons is absolutely the same as with
us. the inclination OF the axis being
the same as ours.
Our problem OF the Availability Of the
stars Is limited to observing the celes-
tIal bodies upon which the conditions
are such that organized matter can ex-
ist ia a durable form
In the planet Mars the density OF a
cubic meter Of water. earth or any
matter Is only the seventeenth OF
what IL is here. and the weight is only
rs. A kilogram transported to Mars
would. therefore. only weigh 376
grains there and a man or woman
weighing 20 kilos would only weigh %
there. The years are nearly twice as
Ion as on our own planet and the eli
m~atclogical conditions seem much more
favorable thar they are here.
The conditions necessary to life are.
we know, multiform. as the structure
OF the organic matter Is so compli-
cated-Camille Flammarion In Har-
nerss
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18
TRAGEDIES IN MOVING VANS

Furniture from Broken household
Mute Evidence OF Heartaches.
Even the moving business has Its
tragedies.
The man In charge OF a large moving
and storage warehouse swung open the
iron door Of one OF the frcproof rooms
and showed what WINS last week the
conshes~ OF n four-room nat.
THE fact that this goods ia here
IL a state secret" he said, as he re-
called a caso OF domestic woe which
was aired In the Chicago papers last
week, and which already is docketed
in the divorce court.
II was only n little space-300 cubic
feet, the storage space measure for
tho goods OF a four-room nat-but It
hid the dumb witnesses to a whole year
Of strife. II was a sequel to the third
and last effort which a man and q
woman had made during that time TO
substitute domestic bliss for misery.
"It was not a year & that we took
this same goods from a FIAT up north
TO a cottage over IN a western suburb.
Then one day we were suddenly called
10 taxa IL to another fat away ovsr
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

The prolonged heat OF the past sun
mer has given rise to maiediction
against the American climate; yet eve
IN a crowded slum tenement exisienc
On the hottest day would have bcei
a welcome change from the condition
which prevail Ia a certain EARTHLY
place. In Kichm Island. al the entranc
10 tho Persian gulf. there Is a spot .
penetrated hy the SUMS rays that Il {
Impossible almost for human habita
ton From November to March onl.
Is the sparse native population 70 b
found In residence. aud then the sci
dom leave their mud huts. and live en-
tlrcly upon fish. A cable station whicl
Il vas attempted to establish nj Kicbn
had to be abandoned owing 20 tn
deaths among the employees from sun
burn, while many OF those who escapes
became insane.
During the recent A~nglo-Russian ne
gotintlons II was proposed to make US
Of the place as a ~penitentiary. But th'
suggestion fell through. no man beini
found willing. even at a fancy salary
10 undertake the duties OF governor and
live IN Kichm-Harper's Weekly.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

There need never be any doubt about
what God viii do.
Real happiness is cheap enough. but
the bogus kind comes high
10 look into the face Of truth al
ways kills a lie stone dead.
The greatest Of all doing is the do
ing OF what God wants done
What children are being taught to-
day the nation viii be tomorrow.
The man who loves sin is a sinner.
no matter how much he pays the
preacher.
II doesn't hurt God to spell His
name with a little g. but 1t hurts the
man who does it.
The true man is he who. having
failed yesterday. VIII grid up his loins
and 90 at II again to-day.
God has spoken to many men, but
only here and there is there m who
is able to tell just what He said
Many a man hides his wife's coffin
with roses who level gave her a FIVE
dollar bill to do as she pleased with
The man who viii not hear the Lord
say, "Goi" is not likely to hear Him
say. -Come. ye blessed Of my Father"
1t is a bad day for the Christian
when he stops saying. The Lord is my
Shepherd" and sets out TO ind a green
pasture for himself.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

on the South Side. What followed 4
not an unusual occurrence In the mos
ing business. especially when Il hal
been preceded by 80 many upheayals
One morning the wife sent a call To-
a secret service wagon, with the ordeI
that the goods should be depositet
here and stored In the name OF a thirt
party.
"What is the secret service wagon
II Is just a plain black wagon with NJ
name upon Il which we send instead O
a van. We have from twenty-five Z
fifty OF these calls, generally for thl
same reason. IN the course Of a year
They srs SO common at times that VI
have 10 keep az least two or thre
wagons always available. We keep a.
ordinary single box wagon. the larg
black one. and an immense truck. al
Of them unlettered. ready for this pur
pose II they are not all needed tn
truck has the hrm's sign hung over III
side OF IL and It Is pressed into seryic
ia the ordinary way"
The whole appearance OF the litti'
household outfit within made eloquen
protest against the use OF the blaci
wagon. There was a coy dining room
table and serving table. There was al
artistic reading lamp with a soft 0
shade. There was a compact little re
frlgerator. a bright. new, tin wash boil
er, and next TO Il a chair with PM
satin upholstery. The pink satin par
tleularly, with its delicate pompadon
wreath. seemed % appeal ~patheucali.
against the haste with which Il had
been hurried out and It's inglorious I'm
prisonment
-Oh. yes. II Is a common story,
said the mover. "A week ago satundn.
night We had a request for a Wagon.
10 De sent Sunday morning. IL wal
10 come at half-past II, not a minut
earlier and not a minute later. IL DID.
not make any difference what Il cost
there must be enough men 20 have ths
goods out before ! o'clock. We sen
ak men. and the goods were loaded and
the wagon was a mile away In an hou
and a quarter. The man or the woman
whichever II was. who came back from
church that day found an empty hous
aud a missing nate. There are fey
OF them who play fair when IL come
10 dividing Up The goods"
play fair about dividing up ths
roods-what was that about a couDis
Who did play nirf-'You must taxi
the lamp. Joe. and those were YOU
mothers spoons. you know No. !
couldn't take the spoons. after seeini
You with them. Alice. and Of curse yoi
must have the bookcases; you viii mex
them Tor all of your books But Aiic
was crying. and II turned out that Their
was no divorce. Perhaps II they woui
all play fair about dividing up III,
goods there would not be 80 many
-what wns thatf ! beg your par
don. You were saying
THAT We take the name OF tht
harness niso. II II on n little piece o.
che top Of the collar. When this III
done there isn't a sign o. a hint wher
The wagon belongs Sometimes too
the men are not even allowed 20 know
where Il IL going until they get th'
order the last minute. Then II II AZ
caky matter and means only a little bf
o. money 10 tell them 10 keep STILL
Chicago Tribune.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18
RnErca Rascal Rhrmc..

awhy goea she through the street-car doc
Sidewise and slow like thaty~
"She got the habit when she wore
A Merry Widow hat"
"why doth she now sit white and cold
As any frozen rockT"
"She now recalleth that her fare
IL hidden In her sock"
Lowell 0tus Reese In Judge.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

"My tooth is just killing me-" she
complained.
"why don't you 20 TO the dentist
about lt9e asked he.
rBecause." said she, II owe him
money"
"You and l seem to be In hard luck'
said he. Now look at me. Every time
I 70 out in my automobile It breaks
down right in front OF some store where
I owe a lot OF money"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

"Whatever you do" said the CHEEKY
citizen. don't worry"
"rhat sort OF advice Is nonsense
answered Mr.. Sirius BARKER. How car
a man help worrying when he lives
under conditions which render him liza
Die at any time to be drawn as a Juror
In an unwritten law case."-washing
ton star.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

There's n good
thing TO be said
about a bantam
rooster. He puts
all there is Of him
into bis row
Many a man Is
on the fat Of his
back to-day be
cause he wasn't
more in earnest
yesterday.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18
had.

~what was the worst crush you ever
got intoY'
The scramble for the morning mall
at the summer hotel.r-Detroit Free
Press
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

Paw says some mems like a beef
steak. A good poundin' 'ud do EN-
good-Detrait Tribune.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

RAMS Horn sounds a Warming Mats
90 the U-nredeenned-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

We all have our opinions but Aon'
OF M know much
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

It's an easy matter for a man to cut
down his living expenses. All he hai
to do IL break into jail.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

Cigar Dealer-Yes, that is my wifi.
over there-the one with the ine wrap
per, American filler, and perfecte
sh~ape.-Judge.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18

A genius is a man who has a hunch
the ordinary man lac1p
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-18
SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY


Loye-making on postal cards Is In
violation OF the postal regulations Of
Russia.