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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

II Mr.. Taft is still looking for some
body to give it to them hot" as Mr..
Crane alleges he was. we respectfully
call attention to the fact that Citizen
Theodore Roosevelt Is scheduled TO visit
China soon
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Making 1t Pay.

From the Dallas News
The editor of the Clarksville News
raised bale Of long staple cotton in his
backyard and sold it at IS cents
pound And still some folks say there Is
no money In the newspaper business.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
ANENT SOME STATESMEN.


From the New York Sen.
There is something TO be said in favor Of the
view Of Senator Flint. but wo do not believe that
many Of his colleagues will follow his example.
Most Of them like the honor as much as the emolu-
ment. and they are not inclined 70 surrender either
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

From the New York Evening Post
With Harmon the inevitable nominee for gov
ernor. it may be taken for granted that the Ohio
Democratic convention Of gext year will squarely
oppose subsidies in any form. VIII Ohio Reuub-
hcans in Congress then seek to improve his already
bright prospects BY supporting the subsidy lnearpp
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Mr.. Taft may not know what all those
Taft-Diaz banquet dishes are composed
or, but he probably will realize when he
sits down to the feast that 1t is a. case
OF pepsin and peppermint afterward.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

The persistent report that Mr.. Roose-
welt is behind the Parsons charges
against Mr.. Cannon is calculated 20 make
Mr. Aldrich realize that he did not get
his Taft Endorsement any too early in the
game.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Just now the combined gicry OF Little
joe" Big Hol0e." seaborn Wright. and
Joe Hill Hall is mighty small potatoes
in Georgia compared with the nlustrious
renown Of the Hon Tyrus Cobb. the
famous baseballologlst.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Just as soon as he has finished that
swing around the circle, Mr.. taft VIII
issue his Thanksgiving Day proclamation.
it is said No references to illusions. %
however. OF course.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Il dreamt went TO Heaven" sings Mr..
Tod" Robinson. in the Cleveland Leader.
It must have been pretty hard TO awake
in Cleveland after so beautiful a dream.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Messrs. TAFT and Roosevelt.

From the Philadelphia Pres.
Those who know Theodore Roosevelt's absolute
confidence In Mr.. Taft's devotion 10 the Roosevelt
policies cannot regard the prophecy that Mr. Roose-
welt viii repudiate Mr.. Taft and endeayor 20 get
the Presidential nomination away from him as any
thing but the imsiest dream Of a dull silly season.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Judre Anderson's Dect.,o,

From the Louisville COurier-JoUual
In other words. Judge Anderson believes that the
Panama Canal libel indictments were a bit n
Bvana Tumbo grandstand play. There's A snspicio,
Of this kind in other quarters.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Eskimos Intercepted by the dislnterested
Mr.. Peary suggests their probable avail
ability as college professors in the United
States.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Judge Gaynor Is WILLING.
Mr.. Harmon and Subsidies.

From the Providence Journal.
Judge Gaynor processes to be equally willing to
serve the people as a mayor or a martyr
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

II Mr.. Hearst begins any more of that
MY dear Mr.. A" business, there is more
than apt 10 be some precipitate scattering
TO the tall and lofty pines.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

DR.. wiley's inclination to belittle penn
mican as an article Of diet Is interesting.
but hardly worth while. The populace
is not at all likely to 90 wild over penn
mican.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Forestrr nt RnItimore.

Bntmore. the Vanderbilt estate in North
Carolina, is cited as a model in forestry.
There the first wealth Of 10000 acres is
both producing and growing. BY selec-
ton there are cut every year 100000 feet
OF lumber, 5000 cords Of acid wood and
fuel, 1000 cords Of tanbark. and several
hundred cords Of pulp wood. At the same
time. Il Is stated by the Forest Service
Bureau. the forest is steadily increasing
in value II is guarded against fire as
no other tract in the United States is
guarded. Every workman employed is a
fire guard. And there are permanent
logging roads built; no. rough roads 20
meet a winter emergency. but roads laid
out to serve the systematic use OF the
forest These roads not only lessen the
present cost OF transportation, but they
reduce the cost of marketing future
crops. In fact. this great forest tract is
used for proft and for perpetuation. It
need hardly be said that these wide wood
roads are useful as fire breaks. More
over, forest planting is practiced wher-
ever II is practicable
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

King Manuel Of Portugal has been
dubbed the handsomest king IN Eu-
rope" His majesty should remember.
however. that among royal persons no
less than among commoners, handsome
is as handsome does.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

If Mr.. Roosevelt had it all to do over
again, he probably would try his trusty
Executive order plan on those obsreper-
GUS editors
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
When Beauty PaIes.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer
Yes, Jane Is a remarkably pretty girl.
And wasn't she a good deal annoyed
in that big railway Officer"
''She was until she began eating
onionsH
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

THE way for the Democratic party to
get together is to get together" says the
Baltimore Sun. More likely it is the way
for it to get into fight.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

We should tremble for United States
Judge Anderson, of Indianapolis. II he
were at large in Africa and might in any
wise be mistaken for a dig-dig
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Peary and Cook are all right IN numer-
Gus ways. perhaps. but a whole lot OF
people are more earnestly interested in
Thomas and Jeremiah these frosty morn
ings, we fancy.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

One OF the great-perhaps the greatest
troubles with Spain is that il does not
know that It is 800 or 400 years behind
the times
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
He Had Her There.

From the Boston Transcript.
She-You love me like a novice
He-Do I? Then we are both imper-
feet. I should know more and you
shouldn't know as much.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

who actually claim that # was once quite
common in this land TO sass" the cook.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

The fact that Mr.. Crane refused 10
blame 1t on the reporter shows his lack
OF diplomatic qualifications. Of course.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Still. II that comets tail does sweep
the United States next May" as predicted.
II will help some on the spring cleaning.
VIII 10 not?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

II the lords are wise, they viii pass
the blawsted blooming budget. we think,
and have done with the bally business.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

nothing; forgets nothing. Perhaps. after
all. he is more to be pltied that scorned.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

The proofreaders were compelled to
read Mr. Peary's proofs" whether they
wished to or not. and It may be that he
could not reasonably expect much more.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Somebody should inquire OF Mr.. Rud-
yard Kipllng what he was driving at
when he wrote that last poem.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

There is new paper out IN Arkansas
known as THE Cackler." No; Il IS not a
suffragette organ. The idea
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Mr.. Depew's Sly Humor

From the Boston Herald.
Caauncey NJ Depew says Hearst is his second
choice Nothing to indicate that he meant it for a
joke.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Notice how brave Congressman are
against Uncle Joe between sessions 90
inquiries the Boston Herald Yes, indeed
But long about the first Monday in De-
cember they are as good as they can be.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
WHITTIER Are We DriftingF

Something recherche in weddings"
How now?"
"A recent bride, instead OF p shower
bouquet, held her divorce decree in her
hand"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

The evident understanding of maps.
charts. directions. longitude. latitude. and
g forth and so on, possessed by those
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Mr.. Crane, apparently. did not know
where he was going, but he was on his
way.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Noticed Ifg

"The horse laugh Is going out OF polite
society"
And instead?"
We have the automobile smile Of SUI
periority."
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Rnther Flint

Il wish I could think up something new
in the way OF football story"
why not have the game end in a tie?
Games In real life sometimes do. you
know"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Idle ThnuEhfn.

Some people want Waldorf service at
beanery prices
The tailor displays fashion plates 20
show US what he might have done TO US.
II you owned the earth, think OF the
kickers you'd have TO pacify.
A millionaire isn't such a hog ~ he
knows US well enough to grunt as he
passes.
Since we got used 10 bread-and- butter
plates. 1t jars US 70 think that we once
placed our bread on the bare tablecloth.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

During last year there were about 500
persons killed and about q 600 injured on
the street cars. elevated railroads. and
subways in the city OF New York" said
Charles A. Walker. an Insurance man Of
Philadelphia. al the Riggs last night.
"Of these about 5000 were employees and
about 1000 were outsiders who were run
over or struck by the troneys or injured
in some other way.
Most OF these accidents were very
slight continued MI Walker "Only
about 1900 were Of so serious a character
that the victims were taken 10 hospitals
and their cases investigated by the in
spectOrs Of the public service commits
sion. The largest number were doubtless
women who got off the cars the wrong
way and were thrown with more or less
violence to the pavement This habit IS
so general that there are now schools in
which women are instructed how 10 get
on and of a street car without injury.
Ii is quite as important as 70 know how
20 cook or dance or play the piano.
The several railway companies OF
Greater New York" added Mr. Walker,
pay about $4,000 a year as indemnity
for these accidents and il costs them
81. 100000 more in lawyers fees. That is
equivalent to 100000 fares. which shows
how great q pecuniary interest the COM
panles have in securing safety appliances
and the careful handling OF thei- cars
THE appalling list Of casualties attract
ed the attention Of the public service COM
mission shortly after II was organized,
and its members have been continuously
engaged. with the assistance of experts,
in Ge--fsinp methods Of protecting the mas
sengers and the public against Academia
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15

Going to the Lecturer
I've never seen a purple COW;
never shall, / s'pose.
I'd rather spend my money now
To hear OF purple SHOWS.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Hat Pins In Oregon.

oregon has a law limiting the length OF
hat pins 10 ten inches. But since II
went into effect last January, there have
been no arrests, womens clubs have de-
rided 1t in resolutions, and candidates for
the next legislation are promising repeal.
Here is an apropOs story. A policeman
riding IN an elevator in Portland was
jabbed in the cheek by a hat pin worn
by a young woman who was crowded
against him. and from the depths Of his
anguish raised a remonstrance. That
hat pin Is more than a foot long" he
said. and you are liable to arrest" The
young woman faced him scornfully. How
do you know whether that hat pin is one
foot or three inches long?" she snapped.
Don't crowd. and then you wont get
Your face scratched. and when you get
the evidence you're looking for. you may
arrest me" But the unfortunate officer
made no attempt 20 get evidence. he
probably ran
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Preservation of Pearls.

II has been pretty well demonstrated
that the placing OF pearls in dark places
and keeping them there for long periods
Injuries their luster and makes them dull
in appearance Recently the great pearl
necklace in the Louvre Museum, consist
ing OF AS pearls. and valued at 10000.
once the property OF Nine. Theirs,
through disuse. were reported 70 be
dying" The same deterioration has
been discovered in a rope Of pearls be-
longing TO the wife Of an English peer.
After a death in his family some four
years ago, the jewels were locked in a
drawer in a room in which the atmos-
phere may have influenced the luster Of
the pearls. When taken out they were
found very dull and almost without
luster. II has been suggested that people
who have pearls keep them in the open
air, as this will probably prevent them
from becoming dull and restore them TO
their original luster.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-10-15
Unconscious Plagiarism.


English current phrases used IN
speeches make plagiarism common. Dis
raeli borrowed his Peace with honor, -
for It was used by Burke, and occurs in
Shakespeare. Mr.. Ceilings phrase,
Three acres and a cow" originated with
Canning. Another phrase, used by Mr.
John Morley. Mend Il or end IT," IN a
speech at st. James Hall in 1884 on the
House OF Lords owed its origin probably
10 Sir Walter Scott. who, In THE Mon
astery." makes one OF his characters say:
Ny fate calls me elsewhere, 20 scenes
where ] shall end II or mend it," Many
stock political phrases also which are
generally attributed to statesmen have
had very different origin. The great
est happiness Of the greatest number
was first seen In a pamphlet by DR..
Joseph Priestley- Rev J. A Galbraith. a
Dublin professor. was the inventor OF
Home rule" The words. Monochrome
list conscience first made their bow in a
letter sent 10 the London Times by a
Wesleyan Minister" Goldsmith was the
father OF Measures, not men" Napoleon
III first uttered the words, Defense, not
defiance" Dickens, in Little Dorrit, "
invented Red tape" and the Policy OF
pin pricks" first saw the light IN the
columns OF the French paper lie Matin-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-03-12
Prosperity.

DR.. C. c. Burton, OF Morgan coun-
ty, visited home folks recently.
! John Morris has moved back to
his home on Big Branch with his
youngest son and daughter. The
other members OF his family will
remain at Louisa until the close OF
the school. .-...... -,
! Miss Ethel Carter is visiting rela-
tives at Charley this week.
Mrs Hester Grub has the mistor-
tune to lose n nice colt Saturday.
Charley Roberts. who has been at
Louisville In the hospital for some
time, is slowly improving.
Mrs. J. e. Evans has been at Lou
lisa for some time. with her son.
who is very sick with rheumatism.
Miss virgie salyer spent Sunday
with Miss Effie Pigg.
Talmage Hatton was visiting friend
on Big Branch Sunday. ...
Mr.. and Mrs. George Craig and
Mr., and Mrs, Mart Young. who have
been visiting relatives at this
place have returned home In the
West.
Mrs. Noah Wellman IL quite sick
Bird Stewart has Just completed
Job Of drifting in Brushy.
Garfield Moore has moved into bis
new house.
There will be prayer services at
Elm Grove school house every Thurs
day and Sunday night.
John Alley has moved into the
house vacated by Tom Martin.
! Mrs. Claude NJ. Vaughan Of Mo-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-03-12
WOMEN'S WOES.
Louisa Woman Are Finding
R lief at Last.

It does not seem fair that women
have more than a fair share Of the
aches and pains that afflict humani-
ty; they must keep up" must at4
tend to duties in spite Of constantly
aching backs, or headaches, dizzy
spells, bearing down-pains; they
must stoop over, when TO stoop
means torture. They must walk
and bend and work with rackins
pains and many aches from kidney
ills. Kidneys cause more suffering
Il an any other organ Of the body
Keep the kidneys well and health Is
easily maintained. Read Of 4 rem
edy for kidneys only that helps and
cures the kidneys and is endorsed
by people you know.
Mrs. Geo. Yates, Of Louisa, KY
says: Il have used Doan's Kidney
Pills and obtained the most salts
factory results. They corrected the
disorders Of my kidneys and also re-
lieved my mother Of lonng stand
ing case Of kidney complaint. She
suffered from backache and weak
ness of the kidneys. Many times her
back was SO lame that she could
scarcely get up or down and could
rot attend to her household duties.
] have not heard her complain Of
any trouble arising from the kid
neys for long time and she often
praises Doan's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price
80 cents. Foster ilburn Co., Buff
falo, New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name--Doan's---
and take no other.
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GOrdell.

The sick in this community are
N. improving.
Miss Susie Griffith is visiting
Bessie and Madge Lester.
Drew Cordle Spent Saturday and
Sunday at W. G. Testers.
John Jordan, Of Brushy, is oa
Rrushy today.
Rev. Baker is very sick with asth-
1Ca
The protracted meeting closed Mt
t&Rs place with several additions to
tbo church.
81 Cordle Is moving to the Big
1aAach and w. G. Lester Is going 10
Cove into the house vacated by Ct.
Hrs. Josie Gartin has returned
1fOm trip to Ashland.
Hrs. Thad Cordle and daughter
are visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Hrs. A. j. Barker, who are sick.
e. Three Girls.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-03-12
Estep.

Church at this place Sunday by
Rev. Perry. ..
Misses Mary and Maggie McGlothin
have returned home from a visit In
Ohio. s...
James Stewart has been In our
vicinity buying colts. He has pur-
CHASED 10 head a..
Luther Powers entertained a num-
ber of friends Sunday. ...
Albert Queen came up from Cul-
bertson Sunday to see his mother.
Will Buckley went to Beaver Sun
Gay. .
Frank Enyart is moving to the!
AABdy Ellis farm. ~
John Rife passed down our creek
els week.
The Miller girls were visiting Miss
Emma Lambert Sunday.
Lnther Powers and Billie Fannin
are dealing in minks.
Miss May Jackson who has been
Eack for some time is no better.
Bee Queen. Of Hulette was here
Sunday mingling with friends.
Tom Stewart was thrown from his
fSsrse recently and very seriously in
1Dred.
Mrs John Hall is better.
Bundle Bee.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-03-12
fallSburg.

There has been quite a change In
Fallsburg IN some respects since /
wrote last. There is plenty of water
in Blaine to keep the mill running
all the time, which is a great BEN
etit to those who ave corn to grind.
The widow Cass Cooksey is going,
or has gone, to Cincinnati on Wis
1t.
Mr., ELAN is still staying with
bis son-in-law, DIR Carter.
DR.. Rice's daughter is still very
sick.
Mr., and Mrs. w. T. Kane attend
ed the fourth annual Kentucky Far
mers' State Institute.
L. N. Hutchinson raised crop
OF tobacco last year and done so
we'll that q good many are going
to try 1t this year.
B. Salsberry fell off the new house
lie was working on and broke one
or tive of his ribs and fever set
In. ..
John Salyer, who has been living
In James Bernards house, is going
to move to Virginia this week.
Van Newsome, who moved to Cab
In creek has moved back. s..
John nSalsberry, who went to
Oklahoma last fall has returned and
rented a residence just above Fullers
station, A .
Mr.. Boggs, who lives on the river
above the Widow Hulette's keeps
up Sunday school and preaching at
the school house on Hulette branch
every Sunday. ...
There is a great demand for Burley
tobacco seed around hire. Some
have sent to Cincinnati for seed.
U. 4. S.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-03-12
STOMACH DISTRESS
And All Misery from Indigestion
VaniSheS in Five Minutes.

! Every family here ought to keep
some Dlapepsin In the house. as
any one of you may have an attack
indigestion or stomach trouble
at any time, day or night.
This harmless preparation will
digest anything you eat and over
come sour stomach in five minutes
afterwards.
II your meals don't tempt you,
or What little you do eat seems to
fill you orlaya like a lumpof lead
In your stomach. or II You have heart
burn, that is a sign Of indigestion.
Ask your pharmacist for q 6O-cent
case Of Pape's Diapepsin and take
one triangule after supper tonight.
There will be no sour risings, no
belching Of undigested food mixed
with acid. no stomach gas or heart
burn. fullness or heavy feeling IN
the stomach, nausea, facilitating
headaches, dizziness OF Intestinal
gripping. This will all go, aud, be-
sides, there will be no sour food
left over In the stomach to poison
your breath with naueous odors,
your breath with nauseous doors.
for all stomach misery. because
Il will take hold Of your food and
digest II just the same as II your
stomach wasn't there
Actual, promp relief for all your
stomach misery is at your pharma-
cist, waiting for you.
These large 6o-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to cure case
Of Dyspepsia or Indigestion
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-03-12
EStep.

Eugene Queen, wife and children,
Fred Barrett and wife were visiting
Mrs Eve Queen Sunday
Miss Emma Lambert and Masie
Smith came vrey near being drowned
last week. They were trying to
cross East fork on a log when
they both fell in. Eugene Queen
happened to be passing along the
road at the time and got them out
several hundred yards below where
they fell in. ...
Pack will have to hurry and
toot his brass horn in this lommun-
ity If he gets any skunk hides. viii
buckley bought and sold the incest
bunch we ever saw in thsi Neigh
borhood. They received a check for
$15S for the same ... ..
John E. Queen has gone to Pig
con after cattle.
James Stewart bought two nice
colts from French Hall last week.
There will be a large acreage Of
corn planted in this place this
spring. a..-.s III.
There will be quarterly Meeting
at Trinity church the third Gun.
day In this month.
Carry Queen is visiting T. R.
McGlothin this week.
I This community was saddened By
the news of the death Of Uncl,
Jake Neal, once a prosperous farme
Of this community.
| Blue Bell.