The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-10

Cook is going back for the proofs, however. Why not bring back some gum-drops?
 A new musical comedy by Frank Adams and O. Henry Is called "Lo." Most of them are that. but we hope this one Is not.
 The King of Greece is desirous of abdicating his throne. No strenuous objections are being offered, however. and perhaps he'll think better of 1t and cling to his job of Ringing:
 A town marshal up in a New Jersey village chains tramps to trees and lets mosquitoes bite them. Can you imag inc more cruel or inhuman man than quitoes will become intoxicated.
 Taft was reported lost in the woods near Beverly the other day. It must have seemed te him like the tariff tam of that size could stay lost very long at time. however.
 
 The Duke of Abruzzi didn't discover the North Pole, but he got deal ev- cry bit as cold from the American girl, Miss Elkins.
 You can't fool the intelligent voter. Watch 'em line up against the writing of prohibition in the grand old Consti- tuition.
 B. B. c. You've heard of Trust Buster Teddy" The Man with the Terrible Stick. How he smashed up big corporations, Oh. didn't he do 1t slick? But right here at home there's an- At the helm of the Great Ship of
 State,
 The railroads he thinks he can smother. And an empty State Treasury can
 wait.
 The puppets in the State Legislature They simply obey his will. The earth and the sky and the waters. When his mighty voice says Be Here we BUST. Here we RUST" is his Blow the States d-agh away in style. Three cheers for Booze Buster Conner. The Man with the Terrible Smile;
 p. H. A. No one has any doubt now but what an American will be the first to es- tabllsh communication with Mars. A Pennsylvania many petitioned for @ divorce on the grounds that The mar. ried the wrong woman" He should be handed a cold turn down by the courts. Too many who have married have to acknowledge the same thing When you get bit the thing to do is to grab a remedy and be as quiet about 1t as possible.
 Milk is Milk" says The Boston Herald. Much oblige, we were under the impression that most of 1t was for maldehyde.
 A girl will never worry over ben zoate of soda or any other pure food ing of her soda water and chocolate milk supply.
 A learned doctor has decided that too, might be added and insatieting the victim with suitable remedy the re- suits are often disastrous. Along that line, too. might be added the fact that the doctors bills are also something fearful.
 After a poor married man begins to settle up the bills for his children's and wifes shoes. he fancies he has married a centiped and is the father of several little centipeds.
 A country girl can sit in a hammock and read novels until she tmagines some young and handsome fellow will dash up on a black horse and ask her to marry before the end of the last chapter But he never does. It's usu- ally a homely guy with goggles on In an automobile. who stops to ask her 
 The czar's expenses are said to be so enormous they are baffling. But they wouldn't baffle the average man who has just returned from summer Vaca- tion at a swell seaside resort.
 Fall Time in AIabRma. Fall time in Alabama, pass the merry
 word along.
 Fall time In Alabama, hear the merry
 harvest song. Soon the golden pumpkins will be
 shining in a row.
 To the big fair at Montgomery they
 are pretty sure to go. Oh, the sweethearts all are happy, and
 they start the highland fling, And they simply shake the rafters as
 they cut the pigeon wing. Fall time In Alabama. see the leaves
 of red and gold, And the breezes there that teases, kiss
 ing cheeks In manner bold. grey Is in the sky.
 But my sweethesrt's lips are rosy aho
 there's bright blue in her eye. When the morns are getting frosty, of it fills my heart with cheer, For fall time in Alabama IS the oeS I time of the year. ...~, Pill H. ARMSTRONG. Through the BIRil Bag. l MOntROmarv Ala Sept. T. lSO9.