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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Out Of Order.

Champ Clark loves to tell Of how
in the heat of debate Congressman
Johnson of Indiana called an Illinois
representative a Jackass. The ex-
preston was supplementary, and in
retraction Johnson said:
While l withdraw the unfortunate
words, Mr.. Speaker, must insist that
the gentleman from Illinois is out Of
order"
How am l out of order?" yelled
the man from Illinois.
Probably veterinary surgeon
could tell you!" answered Johnson
and that was parliamentary enough
to stay on the record.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Could Stand the whaIlnas.

Gracious, Tommy" said the star
tied visitor, Il never saw a lad get as
many spankings as you do. Why it
seems to be a continuous performance
down in the woodsked."
ooh. can stand it," laughed Tom
my with a wink.
You can stand it?"
Sure! When dad spanks me ma
feels so sorry she gives me candy on
the sly. Then when ma spanks me
dad feels so sorry he gives me quar-
ter and takes me out to see the ball
game"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15

Get DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve when you
ask for it. There are A great
many limitations, but there is
just one original. This salve
is good for anything where
salve is needed to be used, but
it is especially gooi for P;'. 3.
Sold by all druggists.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Lest He FORGET.

"Confound ~" said the leading citi-
zen of Tennessee. Il haven't fetched
handkerchief with me. My wife is
utterly losing her memory"
How So" inquired his companion.
why, I've told her a hundred
times. sab, not to forget to roll a
clean handkerchief round my revolver
ba'r'l every mornin'."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Leaked Out.

Belinda, what is to be the subject
of your graduating essay?"
cts gc!ng TO he something entirely
new. Nobody has ever written one
like 1t before"
what is the title of it?'
"I'll tell you if you won't mention
it to a living soul. It's 'Be;cnd Lake
Michigan lies St. joe"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
The WRIGHT Brothers.


See the conquering heroes come,
Mid blare of trumpet and rattle of
drum.
They have fairly earned the laurels
they wear.
And won the earth by subduing the
air,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
The Modern Nav,

She-An ancestor of mine slew 500
people in battle, all with his big right
arm.
He-Pooh, that's nothing. My
grandfather was famous surgeon.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Better Late Than Never,

Better Late Than Never.
First Fusser-I threw a kiss to
girl the other day.
Second Fusser-What did she say
then?
First Fusser-She told me that
was the LATEST man she ever saw.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Uncle Allen,

Uncle Allen.
EYES," said Uncle Allen Sparks,
"Nimrod was mighty hunter, but
we are told tat he was a mighty
hunter before the Lord AS to
whether we have any of that kind Of
hunters nowadays, lin not So"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
Interesting Question

Misunderstanding and gambling have
been divorced.
Bocker-Who gets the custody of
the children?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-07-15
As Usual.

First 1mp-Was that spirit i'm
pressed by the temperature?
Second Imp-No; he said he sup
posed the nights would be cool.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-18
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

ORMOND is FIVE miles north Of
Daytona, located on the western
bank of the Halifax River. The To-
cation of the town permits of good
drainage and perfect sanitation: the
elevation is superb and ideal for
winter homes. A wide bridge con-
meets Ormond with Ormond Beach.
Many fine residences are main
tanned on either side Of the river.
most Of them embellished with sub
tropical fora and shrubbery, besides
( thrifty orange and other citrus fruit
. trees.
The town is very cosmopolitan,
I has an excellent graded school. sew
eral churches, a fine public library
up-tO-date places of business and
comfortable and convenient hotels
and boarding houses.
OrmOnd has many Of the Florida
attractiOns-fnc fruit, good fishing.
excellent automObiline, safe boating.
salubrious climate and pleasant
walks and drives.
At OrmOnd Beach IS located the
large Hotel Ormond, and its lesser
sister, Breton Inn. The former oc-
cupies a position overlooking the
Halifax River, while the latter has as
its outlook the magnificent beach and
the broad Atlantic.
The walks in all directions are
particularly attractive, and the ar
bors, shady and inviting spots and
romantic hooks are crowded with
rustic seats which are mute invita-
tiOls to enter into the enjoyment
thereof.
Besides the broad, smooth ocean
beach there are many drives for car
ria9c or autOmObilc-lOngd drives and
short drives; drives through groves
Of golden oranges; drives through
dense tropical forests to Spanish
ruins; drives to the ancient Cause
way built by the slaves Of planters
of long ago, and drives TO the planta-
tons of hOsPitable settlers, whose
places are replete with the interest
OF Southern fruits and flowers.
One OF these interesting Planta-
tiOns is Number Nine, located on the
peninsula, FIVE miles north of the
Hotel OrmOnd. Here you see a fine
orange grove, together with great va
rieties of other sub-tropicaI fruits
and flowers.
Five miles further on you come to
MounderOve, one Of the finest orange
groves IN this section Of Florid7. /
MOundgrove is on the beadwatcrs O.
the Halifax River and is amid pretty
surroundings. The place is reached
by a good road Lpassing Number
Ninel and is a drive all tourists may
enjoy.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-18
HAWKS PARK

A pretty village located along the
ridge above the Indian River two
and One-haIf miles south Ct New
Smyrna and connected with fine shell
roads. There is the appearance OF
newness, comfort and seclusion about
the place which stamps ii as the abode
Of people who Gene here 20 enjoy
the blessings OF outdoor life away
from places where crowds are apt TO
gather.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-18
DELAND, THE ATHENS OF FLORIDA
DELAND,
the county seat Of
VOIuSia County

|
- VoIusia County,
is situated 3 miles southwest OF
Daytona and is reached from the lat
ter city by an excellent hard-surface
road recently constructed.
At DeLand is located the John B.
Stetson University, one Of the lead
ing educational institutions Of the
South. Because of the interest in
matters educational DeLand is known
as The Athens of Florida"
StetsOn University has a faculty Of
/ so professors and instructors. There
are over 100000 in buildings and
equipment; nearly 100000 cndow-
ment; Carnegie Library alone rep
| rcscnting an investment IN bliIdlne.
endowment and books, of more than
( S120,000 The library is the United
States Government depository for the
State OF Florida, and contains over
Is, 600 volumes. Science Hall, one
OF the newest Of 10 buildings, with
its furnishings, represents an outlay
OF $4,000. Elizabeth Hall IS one Of
the most beautiful college buildings
IN the South.
The city has a population Of about
$500, with a thickIy settled country
adjacent. DeLand proper IS five
miles east Of the St. Johns River, on
the high, rolling pine land of the
great Orange Ridge" Of Florida.
The predominatine products are
oranges and grapefruit, the estimated
crop from this vicinity being over
100000 boxes this year. Grapes,
peaches, pears, Japan persimmous,
Plums, pecans, guavas, Strawberries
and other fruits are grown in plenty.
In the way of public improvements
are many miles Of fine she'll roads, an
excellent high school, electric lights,
a system of waterworks that is owned
and operated by the city, supplying
the purest water at little cost
Nine houses of worship testify that
DeLand is a church-goine commu,
nifty. BaPtists, Episcopalians, Meth
odists Northern and Southern, Pres
byterians, Christians and Catholics,
besides eolored Baptists and Metho-
dists, are represented.
The graded school offers a ten
years course, and the building which
it occupies is newly furnished
throughout, and IS one of the most
commodious and best equipped pub
lie schools in the State.
The trip from Daytona to DeLand .
is made by automobile in a little .
over an hour, and there are many
pretty drives in the vicinity of the
county site. A good road leads 90
DcLcou Springs five miles. a his,ous
spot. where 10000 gallons OF water
auabl- lsom The earth every minute
From D-La1t automobiles -aa5a.l
10 C.t-.a. rs n.le. CA shell aat
-arl roads. ta-st Johns is croesclr.
.---r near r.s--u and -ars can ll.-
-oaaaa. 70 Sanford ana Orlando ry
hard road There is O. she'll ROAD
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-18
PICTURESQUE PORT ORANGE

PORT ORANGE IS a pretty little
/ village situated five miles south Of
Daytoua on the Daytona-Ncw Smyrna
hard-surfacc road. the scenic highway
of the East Coast The town is To-
Gated on the Halifax River, over
which spans q bridge from the town
to the peninsula opposite.
The town is wcll Iaid'o out and has
many pretty homes owned and occu-
pied by residents and winter tourists.
1t has several churches, one Of the
best graded schools in Volusia
county, two general stores, a real
estate agency and two or three hotels
A large number of tourists aud
winter residents make Port Orange
winter headquarters, one Of the sew
eral attractions being the excellent
fishing. Port Orange is in the orange
belt and a number of very fine citrus
groves ara nearby where oranges,
tangezines and grapefruit hang in
prOfusion- Some of the best trucking
land in the State is to be found
thcrcabOut and excellent crops are
raised
West Of Port Orange a short dis
lance are the remains Of the old
II ~
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-18
CORONADO

Is situated on the peninsula opposite
New Smyrna and is connected by a
good road and bridge over the deep
current Of Indian River. Here you
can put aside your conventional
garb, breathe in large and deep the
salty tonic Of the sea and enjoy your
self TO your hearts content with rod
and reel in row or sail boat or in the
ocean surf a short hzlf-mile away.
The great varieties Of fish inhabiting
the river and lagoon pass through the
channel from the sea beneath the
bridge From verandas, upper bal
comics and windows you behold the
magnificent river, the distant lagOOns
and islands, the fOrest-Covered pen
Ursula and the vast reaches Of the
Atlantic Ocean.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-18
PROGRESSIVE NEW SMYRNA
NEW SMYRNA Is situated silicon

NEW SMYRNA is situated fifteen
miles south of Daytona and is an
ideal spot reached from Daytona by
hard surface road winding through
one OF the most picturesque parts OF
Florida
With its ancient ruins dating back
TO time when the history of man
runneth not, interlaced with wires OF
the modern telegraph and telephone,
its miles OF shell streets as hard and
smooth as floor and over-arched by
hoary forest giants that grew in state
ly grandeur during the lapse of by
gone centuries, New Smyrna is truly
a place of romance and rest.
All nature here is very inviting to
the tourist and pleasure-seeker. Here
too is to be found the best fishing and
hunting in the State of Florida.
The people are thrifty, the busi-
ness men enterprising, and all unite
in extending the welcome hand Of
hospitality to strangers. There are
FIVE church edifceS for white people
and an equal number for the colored
population; the town has an excellent
high school, a splendid public lib
rarY, and uP-to-date business houses.
There are any number of pretty
homes for the permanent population
which numbers close to 1000 and
some very fine winter residences
There are good hotels and boarding
houses where you can find accomo-
dations to meet your requirements.
Adjoining New Smyrna is as fine a
section Of vegetable land as can be
found anywhere. This land has
been divided into small farms which
can be bought at reasonable prices.
Some Of the finest celery grown in
the State is raised on this land. All
other vegetables grow in abundance,
and here, too, is the home of the fam
Gus Indian River oranges.
New Smyrna has no bonded in
debtedness and the tax levy is low.
A point that no tourist should fail
to visit is the ruins Of the Old Span
iSh Mission which stand somber and
alone about one and a quarter miles
southwest Of New Smyrna A good
road leads TO the place and the TIP
can be easily made by an automobile.
Silent in the great pine fats by the
margin Of the forest is this place OF
for the Pious; this rem
devious for the picniCker. The ruins
are extensive, and while there is no
authentic history Of their origin, II
is presumed that the Mission was
built by the Franciscans In the days
when the once powerful KINGDOM Of
Spain first planted its flag upon what
is now American soil. 1t was built
of cOquina, the roof being OF the
same material, cut into thin slabs
and covered with cement plaster.
Extensive gardens surrounded it,
which were enclosed by a stone
wall, portions OF which still remain.
Visitors usually come IN parties
merry and curious but the spell Of
the place soon falls upon them and
they separate to sit alone, silent and |
under the arches or be-
side the ancient well
Evening star., 1909-09-12
TAUGHT HIM A LESSON

CROSBY had always been inclined to con-
servatism in household expenses. especially
in the matter of his wife's dress bills. His wife
went SO far as to say that he was penurious.
She had .een in need of new boa for long
time, and after she hinted that her happiness
would never be quite complete till she had one,
he at last consented to make the purchase. He
went into a store and picked out two, one Of
which was cheap imitation affair, and the
other fine expensive one.
Taking them to his Office before going home.
he changed the price marks, the expensive tag
on the cheap boa and vice versa.
His wife examined them for a long time very
seriously indeed, and then said, Now, dear.
the expensive boa is a beauty and it is really
very good of you to allow me my choice. Some
women would take it without word: but
really l don't think we can afford the more
costly one. and besides, dear, l think the cheap
one the more stylish too. Why, Cros, dear,
what's the mattere Are you ills"
But dear old Cros had made his getaway into
the night where he could kick himself as hard
as he felt he deserved. But what he would like
to know. is this Did his wife happen on the
more expensive boa by pure accident, or
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
DEsERET EVENING NEWS MONDAY OCTOBER is lgoo

was very gratifying. TIE improvement
In class work since the 3 o'clock prep
aration meetings had been held
fully Justified these meetings Elder
Noslcn paid "A high tribute 90 the of-
flcient work OF Elder Edward r.. Jcn-
klns. who had recently removed from
the stake. and had therefore been rec
leased from the position of counselor
90 the superintendent OF the stake.
Patriarch John Smith briefly adj
dressed the meeting Ho told of the
lessons he learned early boo his mis-
sionary experience. teaching him that
young men should spend their hoyhood
and Young manhood preparing for fu-
turc usefulness in nll WAYS
Elder Orson T.. whitney. of tho
quorum OF the twelve spoke upon thp
sabbath day and Cos proper observance
he stated that resting ON the sabbath
meant lnvng down tho hoe and spade
coming ont from behind the counter
getting or the stool at the desk. and
coming 60 the house OF tho Lord NJ
people considered idlcncs. rest they
were greatly mistaken. for ldlcuess was
more Uresnmc th1n work
Eldcr whitney cautioned The pcoplc
not 90 mr 20 amy one principle u the
gospel % lobby ana expect that To-
Save then Hc also advised the poo-
pie not Orb privately interpret tho
scriptures for this was tho cause of
am the difference of opinion in tho
world and was probably the cause 90
much OF the confusion that existed
IN the minds OF men regarding tho
gospel
The meeting adjourned. after singing
by the choir. until p. M. Tho benc-
dictiOn was pronounced by President
Chas. n. Hyde.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
nm ENENING sEssIoN.
Garfield Westinghouse Talked of--O
T.. Whitney Also Delivered Address.

T.. whitney Also Delivered Address.
The evening session OF the conference
convened in tine Pioneer stake hall
After the opening exercises the sacra-
ment Was administered by Bishop Rob
crt Sherwood and Charles Cottrell, Jr.
Elder +. Funk Soderberg, state SUI
perintendent OF the Religion classes
made an earnest plea with the au-
thorities Of the wards and the saints to
support the Religion classes. He told
OF some OF the difficulties which the Of
ficers Of the organization had met and
reported that "a complete stake organi-
zatiOn was prepared 10 assist the bish-
ops In making the classes in the various
wards successful.
President Charles II. Hyde addressed
the people, explaining the proper re-
ceptlon that should be extended 10 the
acting teachers when they visit tho
homes Of the people. lie also called at
tention to the great possibilities for
missionary work that were afforded by
the Garfield meetinghouse. Inasmuch
as the people were so generous when
they sent missionaries into the world to
preach the gospel they should also 10y
ally support such an undertaking as
the building Of this westinghouse, as IL
afforded an excellent opportunity TO
preach the gospel 20 many strangers.
and also 20 teach II 10 many children
Of Indifferent Iatter-day Saints
President VIM. Molachlan also spoke
Of the Garfield westinghouse, giving the
cost AS something over $1,000, which
was TO be partially raised by contribu-
lions from the people of the Pioneer
stake. He encouraged all 10 do some
thing, and by this means distribute tho
burden among many.
Elder Orson +. Whitney delivered an
instructive discourse upon Prepare
ton" ms being a descriptive word or
name for the gospel. Everything pro-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
Y. W. C. A. NOTES.

There will be public demonstra-
ton in domestic science az the Brooks
Arcade rooms on Friday evening oct.
%. at s O'Clock. ANY one interested i'm
taking up the subject is cordially in
yited TO attend.
The gymnasium class met al the y.
NJ G.. A. ON wednesday evening. A
great many Of the members found 10
impossible 10 be present that night
so II Is very much desired that all
members OF the class be present ON
next Wednesday evening SO that the
enrolment may be completed and the
regular work planned for.
The cofctaria feature of the work
is being more and more patronizcd.
the average for the week being about
" per day.
The Bible study class will meet this
Monday evening at o'clock.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18

president: Thomas Freed. vice-presi-
dent. and W. " Dayton, secretary and
treasurer y r. Treasure viii have %
management OF the wholesale depart
ment and Thomas Freed win be maua-
ger of the retail department. Tho
directors Of the company viii comprise
Newell Beem8n and c. .. Dee la add
dition 10 the Officers named. Mr.. Freed,
the manager Of the retail department,
recently arrived from Des Moines, AR.
DAYTON. secretary and treasurer, is the
proprietor Of the Dayton Drug com
pauv. AIr Treasure. manager Of the
wholesale department. and senior
member Of the Godhe- Pitts Drug COM
panv. has already left FOR New York
10 purchase supplies for the new COM
pany.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18

gold medal. A. G.. college. Logan. gold
medal; salt Lake public schools. gold
medal, Utah deaf and blind. Ogden.
silver medal. state Industrial school
ogden. silver medal. brigham Young
college. Logan. silver medal: Granite
district school honorable mention
state of Utah. grain. grasses and
vegetable Seeds grand prize. silk and
SIN cocoons. gold medal. Walter
Pixies collection OF indian blankets
honorable mention. j ~ Leysou
comIany topaquc GEM vuriscitc, sil-
NCr medal
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
GIBBS MAKES SPEECH
AND PEODLES BOOK
Address Ia american" Club Occasion
For soliciting orders for Ills Anu-
Mormon Literary Effort.

j y Gibbs, who is considered a tow
er of strength to the American" party.
wus the chief attraction at a meeting
OF the American" club held Saturday
evening iu headquarters over o. saloon
on west Second South street Before
the meeting adjourned blanks We're
distributed among the members 90 SUBJ
scribe tor his latest works. IL Was mot
until then that many OF the mcmbers
of the club realized why Gibbs had COM
scented Go speak 40 the meeting
For an hour and a half he delivered
q TRADE Of abuse against the Mormon
church which brought forth applause
from the audience During his remarks
one man I'm the audience objected 60
what Gibbs had said and declared that
DE Was telling falschuod. The inter
ruption caused an uproar for a few
minutes. The speaker was then allowed
TO 80 ON without further interruption.
Mayor Bronsford, who has visited the
American" club headquarters and
shook hands with Jerry Darmer. chair
man Of the campaign committee. In or
der To give the impression that there Is
no split I'm the American" party ranks.
delivered the same speech last night
that Frank v. Christensen made at the
Lagoon on American day last July.
This speech consisted Of mass of
figures which showed how many miles
Of pavement. sewers. sidewalks. aud
walks had been constructed
Mayor Bansford neglected TO say. how
ever that 30 miles Of sewers. which
have been laid, arc not in working or
der that the outlet sewer is a dead loss
TO the city and the intercepting sewer
cannot be operated Mayor Bansford
concluded his written speech by saying
that he was content 10 stand on the
record the party had made though the
party has not laid one foot Of pave
ment. OF sewers and although the only
real party monument is the west side
stOCkadc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18

Quick climatic changes try strong
constitutions and cause among other
evils, nasal catarrh, a troublesome and
offensive disease. Sneezing and snuff
fling. coughing and difficult breathing.
and the drip. drip OF the foul discharge
Into the throat-all are ended by Ely's
Cre1m Balm. This honest remedy con
tains no cocaine. mercury. nor other
harmful Ingredient The worst cases
yield 20 treatment IN short time. All
druggists. soc. or mailed by Ely Bros.
&c Warren Street New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
PRESS ARTISTS EXHIBIT.

Invitations have been sent out FOR an
artists exhibition TO Doe given by the
press artists of salt Lake city at the
Odoon han Wednesday and Thursday
of this week The first dav win be for
subscribers only but the second day viii
be- for tho general public.
There will be 10 cartoons by Ernest J.
Evans. nifty by n. 4, Bowman. sevea
by W G. Morris of Spokane and six by
Marrcn Gilhort nf DenNer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
NEW WHOLESALE DRUG FIRM

The Godbe-Pitts Drug company viii
enter the wholesale business as we'll
as continue in the retail line With
this object in view reorganization
OF the firm was effected Saturday with
the following officers: J. n. Treasure.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-10-18
MORE MEDALS FOR UTAH.
Clean ED of Exhibits at seattle Dc
vclops sun More Prizes.

seattle oct ts.-In addition 10
awards OF gold medals 10 several
Cteh educational institutions at the
Alaska ukon exposition. and gold
medal for Utah silk and cocoons tho
grand prize was given for the exhibit
on grain. grasses and vegetable seed
from the state. The prizes were a.
ioHo"s; L. ID. s high school, salt Lake,