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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-13


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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-26
TWO OF A KIND

a FTER Senator Depew returned from a
notable trip into New England recently,
on which he paid railroad fare for the first time
in he does not know when, the Senator was
praising the wit of women in an after dinner
speech in Washington
Against this wit" he said, 1--WE men are
powerless. Even when all the right and logic
of an argument is on our side, woman, with
her wit, is able nine times out of ten put us to
rout.
THUS man once found that his wife had
bought few puffs of false hair. This dis
pleased him. He hid in the hall one day, and,
just as she was fixing the false puffs on her
brow he darted in upon her.
Mary he said reproachfully, why do you
put the hair of another woman on your head?'
Why his wife answered, do you put the
skin of another calf on your hands?'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-26
pATHOS HANDICAPPED

+ verdicts where irony and cynicism would
have awaited nothing, and the wise attorney
makes effective use of it. But woe be to the
pleader before the bar if he chances to slip in
advertently from the pathetic to the ludicrous |!
Such an instance occurred recently in case
where the sister of man who lately died
was suing the administrators in one of our cir
cult courts for seventeen years service, during
which time she had faithfully attended and
cared for her invalid brother, and for which she
had not been rewarded during his life nor pro-
vided for in his will.
When the case was called the courtroom was
packed with those who sympathized with the
sister. The plaintiffs attorney concluded after
the hearing that the better way to obtain JUS
tice for his client was to make pathetic appeal.
Your Honor" he began in his sedate and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-26
You Need This Policy Whether You Are Now Insured Not

solemn way, for seventeen long, toilsome
years did my client devote herself to her
fortunate brother. With an affection such
only sister can feel for an invalid brother did
she minister to his every want. Patiently,
faithfully, she toiled never complaining never
unwilling, never murmurng And never was
she rewarded. except in that inward conscious
ness of having done noble and self sacrificing
deed Yes your Honor, for seventeen long,
weary years she toiled and labored and during
that time she never received enough money to
buy her pair of pantaloons!"
The mistake was SO natural, the absolute
simplicity of this forgetfulness of his clients
Sex was so apparent, the flight from the pa
thetic to the broad ridiculous was so sudden
and complete, that the effect upon his Honor
and the spectators is left to the readers imagi-
nation. 1t may be added that she won the
whole suit.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-26
A Magazine of Cheer

II ful and wholesome. There may be;
folk who believe in presenting the
black and ugly things in life because they
are true and because a description Of
them makes strong" reading It's a
pretty poor excuse, according to our way
of thinking. If to lay bare horrible and
frightful things in all their hideousness
and significance will tend to do away with
or to remedy them, then exposure is adj
mirable. The test is whether it does any,
thing worth while.
RUT the fine, cheerful, helpful articles
and stories appeal to us much more,
the kind that brace one up mentally and
morally. In our next issue Clarence L.
Cullen has an article on The Man Who
Smiles" He brings it home, in his
breezy, slangy way, that real smile
| from the heart out " is one of the most
valuable assets in the world, and one of
the finest. He gives remarkably interest
ing anecdotes out of his own wide expert
ence to prove it. You'll be astonished as
much as you will be entertained by this
article and that putting it rather strong
| And he is careful to point out that while
man may go through life on pleasant
SMILE it really doesn't count unless there
is something behind it.
|NOW it is curious thing that this
cheerful, sane notion about meeting
adversely as well as prosperity with a
smile, and the high market value thereof,
is exemplihed by Sewell Ford in Fixing
1t Up for Geraldine, the Shorty McCabe
story in our next SUNDAY MAGAZINE.
Neither writer had the slightest thought
that the other was presenting the same
idea; yet the result indicates that they
might have been working in concert. 1t
shows how thoroughly our SUNDAY MAGA-
ZINE writer's have absorbed its spirit
Incidentally, the Shorty McCabe story is
peculiarly rich in humor.
THE CAPTAINS THREE" promise
to become exceeding popular. Roy
Norton is always at his best in writing
about real men and these brilliant, dare
Wv IL iiiCoSih ~ oIOeS pa VI III INV
Guardsmen. Next week the scene of the
activities of the Frenchmen is shifted to
America. The story is called Made
moiselle Lucille
THIS hunting of big game in the Afri-
can jungle seems to be about the
hardest kind of work that man ever called
sport. Only an enthusiast could find it
worth while. For instance, in our next
issue Edgar Beecher Bronson tells of
shooting the third largest elephant of
which there is any record, and he is
mighty proud of it, as he has right to be-
But the cost in effort and suffering was
frightful incidentally there is pen pic
ture of how the mighty Jordan displayed
courage of so high an order that one
feels there must be much of woman in this
steel wiled man. 1t is remarkable how
this series by Mr.. Bronson grows in inter
est. Usually long narrative of this kird
has much sameness as it advances; but
-, &c.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
MANY PLAYERS FOR NEW YORK
Yankees Have Eighteen New Men and
the Giants Secure Ten Recruits
4, for Next Year. 53&s. /, ~

E Twenty-eight players have been pur~
chased by the two New FORK clubs for
next season, according to the Official
list OF the national commission. The
New York American league team has.
bought 10 men, and the New York Ma
tionals ten. The commission thus far
has failed to approve the agreement
between the New York Americans
and Toronto for the services Of Catch
er Mitchell, and sis investigating the
transaction. The list Of the players
bought by the two clubs follows: b
a New York Americans Farrell from
Marion; Mueller, Frili and Blair, sro ON
Newark; Fisher and Warner, from
Hartford; Daniels. Wootell and Tie
meyer, from Altoona; Madden, from
Utica; Carroll. from Akron; johnson.
from Portland, Ore. Roach, from Ian.
caster, Pa; Mitchell, from Toronto
lsnbject to investigation Ford and
Gardner. from Jersey City: McC Cornell.
from Rochester. and Walsh, from
Rocky Mount.
Y New York Nationals Kommers.:
from Beardstowfi; Klawitter, from.
Shreveport: Drncke. from Dallas:
Bell, Daily and Metz. from Springfield
Ill; zacher, from New Haven; Curtis.
from Albany; Durham, from Toronto
and Cocash, from Little Rock.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
COOL PLAYER THE BEST
BY CONNIE MACK.

Manager Philadelphia Athletics.
The excitable baseball player
is of no use to me. Like In bust
ness or anything else, it's your
cool, phlegmatic individual who
wins out in the long run. You'll
find that when 1t comes down
to the fine point the cool player
is always right on the job with
the quick thinking. The man
who shows any symptoms Of
nerves or irritability during a
game Is the man that always
loses his head at the critical
moment. r%:S,. ,:.say.. +
Give me the seemingly slow
man at any time, for you can
bet that he's got the reserve
power in q pinch. Take for in
stance q pitcher. Now every
. one knows that the strain on a ::
i pitchers nerves is terrific. Once
q pitcher loses his brain tele-
graph you might just as we'll
""yank" him out Of the box right
away. Sure, his control has gone
from that instant. Em% ~.
r. Study the temperament $of
your players. Diagnose them
Just the same as physician
diagnoses a sick patient. Watch
for nervous symptoms. Weed
out the players who need a
'"bracer" to steady their nerves.
Watch for the man whose fin
gers witch or who gets SO that
he can hardly talk coherently
from excitement. Talk kindly
to the man whose excitement
arises purely from nerves, sym
pathize with him. and explain to
him the necessity OF keeping
his nerves under control. .a%4. 5z.-s K
Don't "bulldoze" him, how
ever, because that would only
add to his excitement. Yes, 4.
everything depends upon the
temperament Of a man; A cool h
example, though, Z. sometimes
works wonders with excitable +:
players. Take nearly all the
players in the game today who
are OF German extraction, q ma
ton known for temperament, and
see how many Of them are right
at the top Of the business. Fig I
ure 1t out for yourself aud see. i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
BACKsToP KEEPS TAB ON =. r.
WEAKNESSES OF HlTTERS.
Clifton Of Western Association Team,
Has Faiitngs Of His opponents
on File In Book.

A dope book, which contains the
weaknesses at bat of every player In
the Western association, rests snug.
ly and safely in an inside pocket OF
the suit worn by Jesse Clifton, the
regular catcher on the Guthrie (Okla.)
Western association team. It Is un-
derstood that Clifton has received Of
fers from every team in the league,
who are DESTROYS of obtaining his In
side information. but he has refused
to reveal any of the books contents,
even to his closest friends.
This is Clifton's first year in OF
ganized baseball For several years
he has caught on independent teams
in western and central Oklahoma. but
was signed last spring by Manager
Howard Price of Guthrie, who looked
upon him as a conner. He has more
than made good. About % years old.
a school teacher in the winter time.
he has developed into one Of the best
men in the Western association, being
a wonderful thrower to the bases. and
probably the fastest man on bases
himself in the association.
When Clifton Joined the Guthrie
team last year all the players in the
association were new to him. with
very few exceptions. He was, of
course anxious to know the weak
nesses of the various batters, and for
this reason he carried with him to the
various cities in the league a small
note book, in which he wrote down
the names of all the players. and as
soon as possible noted after each
name the weakness of the man at bat,
This book he has carried with him the
entire season and when a new player
joins the team his name and his bat
ting weakness are added to the list.
During the first days Of the season,
when, between innings, the Guthrie
manager observed Clifton on the far
end Of the bench stud1ously scanning
the pages of a small book he knew
that he was simply preparing for the
men who would come to bat during
the next inning. OF course, after a
few games, with each team Clifton
held in his mind the weaknesses of
the various batters, and during the
last days of the season has had to re-
fer to his note book but few times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
ONE TIME. WHEN MANAGER
- MCGUIRE MADE A MISTAKE
Younester Who Looked Them Over
- Right Fooled Veteran Baekstop
the First Day. III;

Jim Mcclure, the new manager OF
the Cleveland Maps, has the reputa.
ton. of starting that famous saying.
HE looks over the ball better than
anyone I have ever come across, but
he can't hit EN-" ~
This was back in 1899 when Chi.
cago was trying out a recruit against
McGuire's team in the east This
youngster completely fooled Jimmy.
He came to bat and the first ball
pitched he watched it all the way,
shook his head slightly when it drew
near and didn't even move his bat.
The umpire called it ball. The next
was the same way, and 1t was ball.
"Gee!" said Jim, afterwards; that
kid had me guessing. had always
been leary of that. kind OF batter,
who waits until he gets one just
where he wants it and then slams it
over the fence" Well. the player got
his base on balls then, and q couple
more the same day. Jim was afraid
to have his pitcher cut the plate.
: On the following day, however. Nc
CURE determined to give the youth
the test. Brooklyn had made five runs
In the second inning, and Mcclure
wasn't afraid Of consequences. So he
signaled for straight ball, right over
the heart of the plate. j It came. and
the recruit went through the same old
motions, never made a try for 1t. But
he surely did look it over sweetly,',,
said MCGUIRE. He famed four times
that day and lasted week. va i
HE was one Of the few who. had
me. bluffed the first day." exclaimed
Mcclure later. Il. 8..',
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
Giants to Winter at Fl Pa.o.

That the New York National league
club will winter in Ell Paso, Tex, is
the announcement made by Col.
Winnie Of the Mexico Jockey club. In
preparation for their coming, he stat
ed that the Mexico club was construct
ing diamond and erecting a hand.
some clubhouse on the clubs grounds,
near Juarez, for their use. He stated
the, Giants would come at the close Of
the season. } T.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
Why sei1aefer Was Traded.

The reason for H; Schaefer being
traded to the Nationals for Delehanty
has been told BY Tiger player. Il
seems that In a recent game at Be.
troit Jennings suggested certain
play 70 which schaefer objected. Jen.
nings insisted and Schaefer remarked
that II would never be- done while he
was captain OF the team. Just Ia
show that the manager has more to
say than the captain, schaefer was
put on the bench. though he had been
hitting much better than either Killi-
for or q Leary, his two substitutes.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
shrewd Girl. 7

Ella Bella is an economical CIR.
III Stella There is no doubt about that.
She is engaged to clergyman, and
he says that she asked him IL he
couldn't perform the marriage cere-
rnony and save the wedding fee,-New
York Press. Nj 5.s,sg
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
Over,'w,,heImed.

"Your. pulchritude is peerless. You
are an astounding aggregation Of fem
mime faultlessness. Be miner
r.: "Sure," responded the girl. II never
could resist that press agent language.
I Louisville Courier-J Journal s$S5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
.comlsksy May oct Into harness.

Charley Comisky, owner of the
White sox baseball club, once more
cavorting over the diamond may be
witnessed BY the Chicago baseball
fans next spring Ted Sullivan. TIA
White Sox scout suggests that the
Old Roman himself don q uniform and
teach the rejuyenated Sox how tie
game should be played.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05

Harry (4RubeD
pitching against net shown
every game pitched
allowing When the National league
prorIsns soupaw His
two months S
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05

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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
Donovan 10 Go is c,ba

Donovan to 90 10 Cuba.
Wild Billa Donovan Is organiztns,
an American league team to 10 b
Cuba 10 company with the Cincinnati
team next fall. - 81 =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
NationaI Pride.

Sleepy Silas--I see dis paper says
England and Wales have $50 900 pau-2
pers. Weary Watkins OATS just like
de English, allus BLOWN about some
thfn' Z! Yonkers Statesman.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-09-05
BASE BALL
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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-07-09
INSURE AGAINST FIRE

A RE your house, furniture, barn, out.
IN buildings insured against FIRE They
may burn down tonight and thus prove :
total loss to you. S., $50 ,055 worth of prom
erty in Maryland was insured last wear in
The Phoenix Assurance Company, Limited.
OF London. Let me insure your property in
reliable company Write or call AT nv
Office.
WILLIAM F. PRRTTYMAN, Agent,
nov iS-u Rockville, Nd
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Friday

/. o. o. F.-Eugene Lodge No. 70,
at S19 North Kansas ave.
/. o. o. F.-Excels1or Lodge No.
$40, at III West 9Th ave.
A. o. q. W.-Topeka Lodge No. II.
at 1913 West 9Th ave.
A. o. q. W-Upchurch Lodge No.
244, at 1872 East 6th ave.
X. o. T. M.-National Tent No. 10,
at 831 North Kansas ave.
x. & L. of Securfty-C Columbia
Council No. so, at Security hall.
B. o. of Beavers Dam
No. 3, at Railroad and Curtis SITS.
Royal Neighbors- Camp
No. 14S, at 119 West 9Th ave.
Royal Neighbors- Camp
No. 55, at 1902 North Kansas ave.
Triple Tie B. Alone Council No.
A, at 11s East 9Th ave.
FFaternaI Brotherhood-Oakl
Lodge, No. 402 at cor. Wabash and
Thomas.
Mystic CircIe-Cheops Ruling No.
1855, at Security hall.
Carpenters District CounciI-At
618 Kansas ave. Secy. G. M Williams,
913 North Tyler.
Topeka Industrial CouncfI-at s1s
Kansas ave. Sec. W. H. Keel, 618
Kansas ave.
G. A. R.-Blue Post No. $50, at s31
North Kansas ave.
w. r. C.-No. for Blue Post, at
831 North Kansas ave.
A. A. S. R-OrientaI Lodge of Per-
lection No. 8, at Masonic hall.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Monday

X. of P.-Valient Lodge No. 1856, at
122 East 9Th ave.
IL. of PANTY Lodge No. 231 at
s37 North Kansas ave.
f. o. E.-Topeka Aerie No. So at
615 Van Buren,.
X. and L. OF Security-victor Coun-
ell No 4, at 1902 North Kansas ave.
1. 0. Red Men-Shawnee Tribe No.
IA, at 118 East 9Th ave.
S. & D. OF Justice-Topeka Council
No. 5, at Security hall.
Lodge No. 81, at 119 West 9Th ave.
FraternaI Union of A-Topeka
lodge No. 522, at 522 Kansas ave.
Hod Carriers and Building Laborers
Local No. 287, at 61S Kansas ave. Geo.
Hagen, secy., SOC East 18th.
Painters LocaI-No. 96 at 42o Kan
sas ave-, secretay Frank P. woodruff,
GIT Hancock st.
list Battery at 4o4-406 Kansas ave.
r. A. M-Topeka Chapter No. 5, at
Masonic hall.
10. o. F.-Capito1a Rebekah Lodge
No. 219, at Security hall.
A. o. observation-disclosures Co.
Division No. 1, at 1T West 9Th ave.
A. o. H.-Ladies' Branch No. 1, at
III West 9Th ave.
w. c. T. U.-At First NJ. E. church.
Journeymen TaiIors-Local No. 100,
at 215 Quincy st, Secy. c. E. Caulson,
z34 Buchanan
Printing Pressmen-Local No. 40.
at 618 Kansas ave. Secy. C. G. Grosch.
210 West goth.
CoIored A. F. & A. M.-Eucnd
Lodge No. 2, at 4O4 Kansas ave.
itol City, Council No. 1 at 429 Kansas
ave
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Wednesd

1. o. o. F-Topeka Lodge No. 40,
at III West 9Th ave.
B. P. o. E.-Topeka Lodge at 2o4,
corner 7th and Jackson.
A. o. q. W.-Star Lodge No. 90
at 8S1 North Kansas ave.
X. o. It. M.-Capital City Tent No.
"a. at 119 West 9Th ave.
"A. and L. Of Security-Topeka
Council No. 2, at Security hall.
FraternaI Aid-Shawpee Council
No. 1, at 1902 North Kansas ave.
Court of HonOF-Shawnee District
Court No. SIS. at 1913 West 9Th ave.
National Protective Legion-To-
peka Lodge No. 2167, at K. of P. hall.
Operative PIasterers-Local No
at 10-11 Office Blk Secy., D. H. Clark,
40S Chandler.
U. b. of Carpenters Local 1854 at
SIS Kansas ave. Secy., Geo. w. Kee-
see, 1924 North Harrison
A. F.. & A M.-Topeka Lodge No.
II, at Masonic hall