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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

ing and scratching viciously. Alto
gct!lcr dreamed this dream not less
than Il score of times in six months.
Shortly before Christmas took 81
cold. which settled i'm my throat. af
fecting it so badly as to require the
attention of specialist. Much to my
:stonisllment. il was then discovered
that IL growth had been developing for
some time and that an immediate oper-
alton WAS necessary.
Several weeks later. the operation
having been performed successfully. 1t
suddenly occurred to me that WAS no
longer Icing troubled by the phantom
cat. For the FIRST time the meaning of
the singular dream dawnru upon me.
lit had been Il genuine premonitory
dream. Consciously | had been in Ut
ter Ignorance of HE dangerous growth
in my tlroat. II had not progressed
far enough TO give me amy pain or even
To cause discomfort. AT the same time
The organic changes il involved had
produced sensations plainly felt by
what psychologists call the subco1i.
scious and manifesting through the
Subconscious to the conscious In the
form of IL symbolic dream"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
TOW a Moose Eats.

or all peculiar sights think that
that Of moose eating grass is the
most extraordinary The neck is so
short and the legs are so long that tho
animal usually kneels III eating grass.
True. 1t does not attempt it very Of
ten. for grass is by no means a staple
with 1t. but even n moose likes a
change of diet. The appearance Of
his huge and awkward creature III
this devotional attitude is not only in
teresting. but laughable.-St. Nicholas.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
Assouan.

ASSOuan.
Although he was mild in his
speech and manner the Old
gentleman played golf we'll.
But once when he made a foozle
he calculated vehemently the
word "Assouan!"
The fourth time one of his
friends said: II certainly do not
want to be inquisitive, but will
you tell me why you say 'Asso.
uan' so often?"
"Well," said the old gentle
man, "isn't this the biggest
damn in the world?" He was a
clergyman.
81 would l were a mermaid, :"
sang the talkative girl with
the raspy voice. And the rude
man in the pink shirt leaned
over and bawled: "Forget it
sister! If you were a mermaid
you couldn't keep your mouth
closed long enough to keep
from drowning.
Chicago Record Heard: "Doc-
tor, how many times have you
operated for appendicitis
"Oh, at least fifty times, l
should say" "And how many
cases have you lost?" "Only two
One of them went into Bank
ruptcy and the other died
without leaving a dollar"
The NJ e. Ladies have home
made mince meat for sale at
the following places Mrs. B. C.
Starlin upper 3rd street, Mrs.
Swan End street, Mrs. Nc
Laughlin 3rd street, Mrs. George
Palmer O'Dell addition, Mrs. ].
H. Cox 5th street next door to
News Office and Mrs. r. Newton
You can't do better than
trade at Osborne's. There is q
complete line of goods and a
quality to be trusted.
l am now prepared to do any
and all kinds of automobile re-
pairing. Call and see me when
in need Of repair work.
Jerry Ward.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
D. J.. ncCUNE
HUCTIONEER

Is years experience. l will
call your sale for $40 a sale and
small ones in rroportion. Sat
isfactinn rNa-a:,, I'D or no paw.
You kits .',e- telephone y-l8
If.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
-ln School.

Tcacher-Bobby. gfte nc a sentence
III which the verbs ITO set and ITO
sit" are used correctly. Bobby-The
United States is country on which
the sun never sets and ON which no
other country ever sits.-Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
Grinds His Own Meal.

"Pa, what is a dentist?"
IA dentist. my son. Is man who
uses other peoples teeth to feed him
self."-Boston Transcript.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
The Plight Of the Publishers,


There is perhaps no single
class which will suffer more
from the new tariff law than the
publishers of newspapers.
"The Mann committee Of the
house of representatives, after
exhaustive investigation of the
print paper industry, reported
a recommendation that the du-
ty on print paper and pulp wood
from Canada be reduced, as
tending to furnish Am ,rican
mills with a supply of raw ma
terial to keep ths m going, and
publishers with paper at less
cost than they had formerly
paid.
"But the recommendations
were rejected so that now the
present duty on Canadian pa
per sent into the states is $1.67
a ton, to which amount is added
Is per cent. advalorem, making
an additional duty of SIS, and
the entire duty Sc 81.
IA tax on print paperis a tax
on knowledge. Moreover as
we are in fair way soon to learn
to our sorrow, the imposition of
the tax will destroy tens of mill
ions of dollars in annual trade
with Canada"
Danger of a car shortage, e : 4
minent a few weeks ago, has
entirely passed, according to
railroad officials. Nearly all
the roads centerlng in Omaha
have adopted means to allay
the apprehension which ship
pers felt with respect to the
situation.
Despite the fact that the
Chicago Northwestern railroad
handled 100000 more cars dur
ing the month of October than
during the corresponding month
last year, this line has not ex-
perienced any car shortage
during the heavy fall demand.
Omaha Bee.
Davenport Times: Did you
ever stop to think what it
means when a merchant ex-
plains what he has to sell and
quotes prices? First he has con-
tidence in his goods knows that
when you come to the store
you will find just what you ex-
pected to find. Again, he knows
that his prices are right, for if
they were not, you would not
be interested. He has confid-
ence in his goods and in his
prices.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

= Jerry Ward now has 1 first
class horse sheer and is prepar-
ed to date and satisfactory to
all. See him when you want
your horses shod. d26
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
A DREAM CAT.

Repeated Appearance Premonitory Of
Disease.
Some years ago, early in the sum-
mer." says II. Arlington Bruce In
Success Magazine. II dreamed that
while out taking a walk was sud
denly attacked by huge cat. which
clawed ferociously at my throat. That
was all there was to the dream. or. at
any rate. that was all remembered on
awakening in the morning, and. natu-
rally enough. dismissed it from my
mind as nothing but a dream.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

mn III ue DlOOu IOF glneraLlOnS
and generations; then ag'in, |
has llnowed folks what wuz des
app'inted ter be kunnels by
bein' kind ter de cullud folks.
For instance, any man what
gives me a dollar, or even a
quarter, I never fails to call
'kunnel' FUN dat time on!'
Pointed Paragraphs
Are women's rights likely to
make children's wrongs?
It's much easier to lay plans
than to hatch them out.
It's easy to get rich after you
have the first million.
Is it better to be 'pinched"
for money than touched" for
it?
Love is blind also deaf when
it comes to listening to reason.
Even the close-mouthed man
has an open countenance at
meal time.
When a girl is afraid a young
man will f1irt with her she
wishes he would.
A man must have a certain
amount of wisdom in order to
realize what a fool he is.
Many a mans success in
love is due to the fact that he
speaks twice before ne thinks
once.
Between his religion and
pleasure it is always the latter
that interferes with a mans
business.
People who have nothing to
do but visit are the worst kind
of bores.
A recent article in the Elec-
trical World contains the fol.
lowing data relative to the uti-
lization of the energy from
Niagara Falls. OF the 6,OO0,.
600 horsepower represented by
Niagara Falls, only about 5 5
per cent is being utilized. Of
this, 126,800 horsepower is en-
ployed in electro-chemical pro-
cesses, $4,000 horse power for
railway service, 36,400 horse.
power for lighting, as, $40 horse
power for various industrial
services; $4,000 horse power is
transmitted over more than
one hundred miles, 81, 500 horse
power between seventy-fve
miles and one hundred miles,
3, 100 horse power fifty miles
I79,640 horse power between ten
and thirty miles, while l45, 400
horsepower between ten and
Thirty miles, while las, 400
horsepower is used locally,
showing that many industries
have been attracted to Niagara
Falls because of the favorable
electric power conditions to be
found there. Scientific Ameri
can.
Cedar Rapids Republican:
Peary is to get $l.2O a word
for $4,000 words that he is te
write about his trip to the
north mole The nnhlisher whf
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CAS- on IA
For lnfanx pad Children.
The KIND Yas Nave Always Bought
signature ss.s, a.. 3 Amzzz7s1
Try the o. v. B. food chopper
is a dandy sold by,
j. r. McGavren

If you are in the market for
an up to date baseburner we
have it, at ]. R. McGavern's.
You can have an 80 candle
power Tungsten Electric lamp
wired in your home for a slight
expense and it will only cost
you $3.50 per month for lis
use. Phone 81. G.. A. HOLSTER.
Brighten up you home for
the winter with Rogers Stain
floor Finish. The best
for floors and all interior
woodwork. j. d. Brown g. Son
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

Paper and late copyright
books at Robt. w. Harvey's
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18
The best place for good sta
tionary and a complete line of
all school supplies is The Cent
raj Drug Store 3l8 Erie.

Coal hcd,, oilcloth bindings,
stove boards and in fact any
thing from a fire shovel to a
base burner at, ]. r McGavren
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New Definition
Atlantic Constitution

i1tlaIlClC OUIlSlltullUll
The Raleigh News and OBJ
server asks: What is a colonel?'
Once, when some one asked an
old Georgia darby that ques-
ton, he repliad: swell, sub
dar's lots Of ways ter answer
dat. / has knowed folks what
wuz born kunnels de thing run
min in de blood for generations
and generations; then ag'in, /
has llnowed folks what wuz DIES
app'inted ter be kunnels by
bein' kind ter de cullud folks.
For instance, any man what
gives me a dollar, or even a
quarter, | never fails to call
'kunnel FUN dat time on!'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

Be sure to get Dewitt Car
bolized Witch Hazel Salve, the
original. Always refuse sub.
stitutes and limitations. The
original DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve is good for
anything a salve is used for,
but it isespecially good for piles
Sold by,
n3o Doty and Peterson.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

Cedar Rapids Republican,:
Peary is to get $l.2O a word
for $4,000 words that he is to
write about his trip to the
north pole. The publisher who
made this contract boasts that
it is more than is being paid to
Mr.. Roosevelt for his hunting
stories. But DR.. Cook has been
making $1,000 an hour talking
about his trip to the pole. Of
course, neither Cook, nor Peary
nor Roosevelt ever thought of
the monetary end of the game.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

dreaming
gain I be-
fcance 1t
y 1t varied.
rays. how
salne-tlle
nd was Tiff
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l am now prepared to do any
and all kinds of automobile re-
pairing. Call and see me when
in need Of repair work.
Jerry Ward.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-18

You can't do better than
trade at Osborne's. There is a
complete line of goods and a
quality to be trusted.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28

EDMONDS.-The Weekly Review
has been designated the official city
paper.
WASHINGTON. Congressman
Cushman has introduced a bill for
another circuit Judge in western
Washington.
TACOMA.-Preside Elliott, OF
the Northern Pacific, is expected here
tomorrow on an inspection trip.
WAUSAU, Wis.-Mrs. Mary Glow
chaseki celebrated her 111th birth
day yesterday. She has lived through
every administration except that of
Washington.
OLYMPIA.-A bill has been intro
duced providing against weddings
of females under Is years of age.
BOTHELL.-The mossback party
nominated a complete ticket for the
city election last night.
OLYMPIA.-The bill for addition
al judges in Pierce, King and Che
halls counties has been approved in
the senate.
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A NEWSPAPER SOCIAL.

One of the most enjoyable and up
to date socials occurred at the home
of Mrs. W. H. Bigelow, 1872 Okano-
gan avenue, last night. Mrs. Fred
Eatherton, Mrs. Sheriff and Mrs.
Bigelow entertained the Baptist peo-
pie and their friends. The evening
was spent in editing a newspaper.
The heads of the different depart
ments were: z. o. Jessup, business
manager; Clark Cox, city editor;
Miss Carrie Hoffman, society editor;
Rufus Woods, editorial writer; Fred
Eatherton. cartoonist; Miss Maud
Greenman, foreign correspondent;
George Prather, sporting editor;
Donald Greenman, Geographic edi-
tor; Hugh Garrett, advertising man;
Warren w. Woods, editor of the wo-
mans page. Mrs. Lydia Hamilton was
the prophet. In her prophecy OF
Wenatchee she said in 1919 Teddy
Roosevelt would be mayor and we
would be riding in air ships. Every
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Mrs. l.. Matson, of Portland, is
visiting friends here. She arrived
last night.
James Keane and VIM. S. Keane
are visiting their brother, James E.
Keane, today.
Ed. ]. Berg, of Entiat, is in town
today.
M. B. Wake, of Leavenworth, was
visiting friends here.
Mrs. O. l.. Coy, of Standpoint, Ida
no, is spending few days here.
Jack Reilly, of Soap Lake, is in
town today on business.
A. A. Reader, of Morgan, Mime
sofa, is a Wenatchee visitor. He is
looking over the valley.
Robert Reeves, ST., arrived in We
natchee last night from Grand Forks,
North Dakota, to make this place his
home. His family will come in the
spring.
A mothers meeting will be held
under the auspices of the w. c. T.
U. at the home of Mrs. I. w. Reeves,
l12 A street, tomorrow afternoon
Everyone is cordially invited to at
tend.
James Smith was in town today
buying supplies. He bought cof-
fee mill and will herafter grind
Folger's Golden Gate Coffee fresh as
he uses it. He used to ask the gro
Ger to grind it. **
The Mission Circle of the Baptist
church will meet with Mrs. R. A.
Horton. lis B street north, today at
2:30.
The foreign and home missionary
meeting at the Presbyterian church
yesterday afternoon was we'll attend
ed and the program was very inter-
esting, the subject being on China.
The Mission Study class was con-
Quoted by Mrs J. A. Gellatly, Mrs.
Mccoy, Mrs. H. H. Whitaker, and
Miss Bessie Murray. An article on
Immigration" was read by Mrs.
Bernard A pleasing solo, by Miss
Nellie Swartwood, was rendered. The
hostesses were Mrs. Chapman and
Miss Jennie Porter. Refreshments
were served.
Charles Allen, a Peshastin fruit
grower. is in the city today.
]. NJ. Roth was in the city yester-
day afternoon from Columbia Sid
ing.
w T. Tolch returned last night
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from Seattle, where he had been to
investigate the matter of machinery
for the pumping plant to be installed
by the Valhalla Orchard Company.
l.. Kettler went to Seattle yester-
day on business.
F. A. Losekamp, of Leavenworth,
is in the city today on business mat
tiers.
Arthur Gum is in Seattle this
week On business.
Charles F. Brown will go to Seat
tie the last of the week to purchase
fine driving horse for his wife.
R. E. Trumble, who last year, with
Professor Melander, conducted a
campaign in this county against the
cooling moth and other fruit pests,
has been retained as advising ento-
mologist by the Walla Walla fruit
growers and the fruit growers of Mil
ton and Freewater will probably take
similar steps. Mr.. Irumble will prob
ably take a position as principal OF
the Waitsburg high school and will
attend to this other work when his
time is not taken up by his school
duties.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
STATE BREVITIES

HELENA.-One of the officials
with President Elliott, of the North
ern Pacific, was forcibly prohibited
from smoking in the union depot
here by a policeman, notices being
posted on the premises that inhaling
the Havana was against the rules.
Mr.. Elliott complimented the officer
on his work
NORTH YAKIMA.-This county
will have $4,000 building at the
A-Y.-P.-E.
HELENA.-Retail dealers of the
state have gone on record opposed to
the pool-room evil.
WALLA WALLA-Mrs. Anna MIX,
aged 10, pioneer, is dead.
EVERETT.-Ro wrecked the
safe in the Marysville postof1ce yes
terday morning, but secured no loot,
as the explosion caused a crowd to
collect and the robbers escaped.
OLYMPIA.-Thoma A. Parrish,
of King county, has been reelected
president of the state assessors.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
CITY BREVITIES

Mr.. and Mrs. M. r. Mcmahon re-
turned from a several weeks visit
in Spokane yesterday.
A. A. Piper and James Keane
drove to Malaga yesterday on bust
ness.
Miss Belle Southworth, who has
been visiting friends here for two
weeks returned to her home in
Leavenworth yesterday.
Morris Holt returned to Seattle
yesterday He had been visiting for
four days at the home of w. A.
Thompson.
E. H. Morse of Columbia Siding
visited friends here yesterday.
Miss Lillian Kinsman went to
Leavenworth on business yesterday.
H. S. Imad of Seattle is looking
over the valley and may locate here.
Hugh Farinet of Gig Harbor is a
Wenatchee visitor.
Several thousand dollars to loan
on approved city and farm security.
J. A. Gellatly."*'
Mrs. Mamie Sparks, of Leaven-
worth. was the guest of Mrs. Will
H. Little yesterday.
Fred Black, the obliging express
man at the Great Northern express
Office, resigned his position there
and is now a teller at the First Ma
tional bank Henry Clark, the night
expressman, is day man now and l..
Cobb is night man.
Frank S. Cole returned to Spo-
kane for a few days.
frankie Schill, of Los Angeles. is
a Wenatchee visitor for a few days.
DR.. Wills and D. Van Valkenburg,
of Dawson, are visiting in Wenat-
chez today. They are old friends Of
Jack Quigg.
B. Sampson, of Leavenworth, was
visiting friends here today.
X. +. WeDD ana tamlly went 10
Waterville this morning to visit the
Hensel family for few days.
Walter F. Olive returned to SpO-
kane today.
The Rebekahs, at their lodge meet
ing last night, initiated two people
into the lodge. After their business
session was over, the members
danced and had a good time. Re-
freshments were served.
A shipment of spring style dress
skirts has just been received by
Groves & Co. The colorS are blue,
black and brown. A special price
of three dollars each will be made
on these skirts for few days. ***
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MAKING MORE OFFICE ROOM.

The firm of Reeves & Reeves is
fitting up a new library room to the
rear of their office suite. This firm
has invested something over $4,000
in law books and it is one of the
most complete libraries in central
Washington. This room will be kept
locked all of the time and each law
firm in the city will be given a key
to the library. The removal OF the
library will give each of the men,
bers Of the firm a private room be-
sides a general reception room.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
Lame Shoulder.

This is a common form OF muscu-
lar rheumatism. No internal treat
ment is needed Apply Chamberlain
Liniment freely twice a day and a
quick cure is certain. This liniment
has proven especially valuable for
muscular and chronic rheumatism.
and is sure to give quick relief.
Chamberlain'S LinimeEt is also most
excellent for sprains and bruises.
Price, Is cents; large size SO cents.
For sale by all dealers.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28

III. Treadwell returned from a
business trip to Quincy yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry O'Neal of
Columbia Siding came yesterday to
visit Mr. and Mrs. A c. Taylor.
Mr. and Mrs. J. w. Foote of Col
umbia Siding are visiting friends in
Wenatchee
Mrs. A. d. Bowman, who has been
very i'll at her home at Sunnyslope.
is able to be up.
James Rea returned to his work
in Monitor yesterday.
Hugh Jones went to Seattle yes
terday to secure a position and make
that place his home.
S. Lee of Ellensburg was a BUSH
ness caller here yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Sterling return
ed from Spokane yesterday where
they had been visiting for several
weeks
Mr.. and Mrs. H. R. Parshall left
for the east yesterday to be gone
several weeks on business and pleas
ure.
w. T. Tolch returned from Seattle
yesterday
A Cockrum went to Seattle yes
terday on a business trip.
o. A. Gordon of Waterville was a
business caller here yesterday.
Mrs. E. Parker returned from
Leavenworth last night, where she
had been visiting her daughter since
Sunday.
l.. Roth, of Columbia Siding. visit
ed his daughter, Lena, yesterday,
who is attending college here.
Mrs. J. L. Robertson went to AL
mira yesterday to visit her children
for a month.
J. A. Mote and family have moved
to Cashmere and will make that
place their home.
Claude Bacon returned from Sc
attic last night.
Bozina Kelnhofer, of Cardwallen.
Germany, is a Wenatchee visitor. She
arrived yesterday.
j. H. Dickey, of Behula, who is
attending college here, is learning
the photograph business from T.
Gagnon.
C. l.. Myers went to Seattle last
night to visit for a few days.
George Wilson, of Lakeside, was
a Wenatchee visitor today.
VIM. Spring returned to Lakeside
today. He had been here two days,
on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. NJ. Burdick re-
turned from a four weeks visit in
Seattle with relatives last night.
While there, Mrs. Burdick's grip was
stolen from her. 1t was taken out
of the apartment where she was
visiting by a man. She saw the man
and thought at the time how much
that grip looked like hers, but didn't
give the thing a second thought until
she discovered the theft. 1t was
found though, the man leaving it in
the park for her.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
TELEGRAPHED FOR MONEY

Word was heard yesterday from
w. T. Rarey, who left here couple
of weeks ago. His message was for
money. and the boys here wired him
that there was nothing doing as they
would have to save their money be-
cause the town was going dry June l..
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
CHELAN FISHERMAN GET BIZ
STRING OF TROUT.

CHELAN, Jan. 27.-Large num-
bers of the trout are now being taken
from the lake by deep water fishing
from launches and rowboats. Winter
is the principal season for this sport
at the lower end of the lake, and
Chelan sportsmen are busy every
day.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28

one of the staff took their part as II
they were experienced newspaper
people. After the paper was gotten
off the press and read. yarns" were
told, and then fine refreshments were
served. Everyone enjoyed them
selves immensely.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
SOLD TWO FAIR GROUNDS LOTS.

Messrs. Russell and Fuller yester-
day sold two Fair Grounds lots held
bv them to Charles T. White, who
expects to build on them in the
early spring.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-01-28
F.. & A. NJ. Tonight.

The Masonic lodge meets tonight
and will have work on the second
degree Visiting brethren are cor
daily invited.