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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
WILL HAVE FLYING BICYCLE.
What jules Bofs Predicts for Civil.
Kntion 100 Years Hence.

What Jules Bois Predicts for CivfIf-
zntion 100 Years Hence.
Jules Bots, distinguished archaeol-
ogist, whose hypothesis in regard to
ancient civilizations have been won
derfully borne out by archaeological
discoveries, has attempted to forecast
the changes likely to take place In
Europe In 100 years time, based sole
ly upon hypothesis formulated on the
state Of society 100 years ago and DEM
onstrated in the light of present-day
conditions, some of which, of course,
cannot be traced to the beginning Of
the nineteenth century.
In the first place, says a Paris letter
to the New York Times, NJ Bots pre-
diets that all the great cities will be
practically uninhabited except by visi-
tors and for business purposes during
the daytime. All classes will live in
the country or garden cities at con-
siderable distances from the towns. to
which access will be cheap and ex-
tremely rapid owing to the enormous
development of all methods of con-
trivance. from pneumatic railways to
flying cars. The motor car will have
gone completely out of fashion, but the
bicycle, In new form. will be once
more in favor, for sort of flying
bicycle will be invented which will
enable the rider to soar in mld-air.
The average height OF Europeans will
be increased; so will the average
length of life.
Entirely new views will prevail con-
corning the beauty Of women, for wom-
en- themselves will be greatly changed ;
their beauty will be combined with
muscular power and courage. Parlia-
mentary institutions. NJ Bols believes
will be greatly modified; indeed. will
almost have disappeared, and nations
will be governed by delegates of vari
Gus castles.
All existing aristocracies will have
become blotted out. but a new form
of aristocracy. brought into being by
the general alteration of the conditions
of life. will be socially and politically
powerful. French will become the
great international language.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

An absurdly worded statement OF
fact which was not in itself remark
able recently tried the gravity of the
listeners It was on the occasion OF
the funeral OF an elderly woman in a
New England town. She had left an
old mother. nearly 80 years of age, and
an only son who was well on toward
so.
The services we're conducted by a
timid young clergyman. recently set
tied over the parish. After praying
for many and various things. he said:
And two, we especially pray that
the Lord will comfort and sustain in
their loss and sorrow. One is the or
phan, who, although no longer young.
is an orphan still. and must SO con-
tinue; the other is the mother. far ad-
vanced in years. who has survived her
daughter, although considerably her
senior"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
cATTLEMAN ADMITS RAID.
Two Turn States Evidence in Wyom-
ing Trial.

Basin, Wyo., Nov. S.-Albert Keyes
and Charles Farris, participants in the
raid on the sheep camp in the Tensleep
country last spring, in which three
men were killed, today turned states
evidence in the trial of Herbert Brink,
first of the seven indicted cattlemen to
be brought to trial.
On the stand today both admitted
completely, but declared they joined
the raiders with the distinct under
standing that only the sheep and prop
erty would be destroyed and that the
sheepmen would be ordered to quit the
country. Reyes denied having seen
anyone shoot or having fired a shot
himself. Farris admitted discharging
his rifle and seeing James Allemand,
owner of the sheep outfit, killed. He
testified that Herbert Brink, the pres
ent defendant, fired the fatal shot.
Farris stated that every man under ar
rest was in the party when the raid
was made.
Pierre Caffarel and Charles Helmer,
sheepherders, testified that they were
summoned from camp on the night of
April by a band of masked men,
marched to Orevhill at the point of
rifles and kept under guard while raid
ers made their descent upon the camp.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Hoods SarsapariIIa


Possibly the tallest bamboo in Amer
lea grows in Arcadia, Fla, and is
about 70 feet high. The clum2 has a
spread of so feet and the diameter at
the ground is IL feet. The specimen
is only years old.
This is the common bamboo OF In
dia, probably brought to south Florida
from the West Indies. In Jamaica 1t
has become naturalized and is popular
ly supposed to be Indigenous. 1t
makes an astonishing growth during
our rainy season, the canes often at
tanning their full height in six weeks.
after which they begin to put on
leaves. The canes are from four to
five inches in diameter at their base.
Unfortunately this species cannot
stand low temperatures. and the spec
linen in Arcadia has frequently been
damaged by cold.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
$500, 900 HIS LOOT.
Warmer Lost All in Speculation and
Backmaii.

Blackmail.
Cincinnati, Nov. SAN official of
the Big Four railroad stated tonight
that the defalcations for which ex-
Treasurer Charles L. Warmer has
been arrested would be far in excess of
500, 900. According to his estimate,
it will reach nearly $500, 600.
Eighty thousand dollars is said to
have been paid in blackmail. Two
women and man are mentioned as the
blackmailers. Detectives are shadow
ing one of the women, who lives in
Cincinnati, but it is stated that the
railroad company does not intend Ia
have her arrested, but will try to get
her as witness for the state.
Warmer, who is charged with ap-
propriating s54, 500, was released from
custody late today on a bond of $780,
900.
During the day Warmer made re-
markable change of front In the af.
ternoon he gave out statement admit
ting has responsibility for the short
age, but declaring there were Others
in it, Later he changed tactics anc
declared that he admitted nothing
This later declaration is taken to NEAR
that he intends to force his alleged
partners in guilt into the open.
The $54, 500 in the warrant for War
riner's arrest represents the presen
amount owing to the railroad compan,
and not the entire amount of the short
age.
The balance, according to the state
ment of General Counsel Hackney, ha
been covered by property that Warri
ner has turned over to the company.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Mythical Mountain Reached

The Hague, Nov. 9.-The famous
"Snow Mountain in New Guinea,
which was considered myth by many
scientists, though it has attracted the
attention of explorers for several years,
has been reached by the third expedi.
ton organized for that purpose by tne
Dutch government. The peak was at
tanned after the expedition had sailed
up the Digalel River near the western
frontier of the British part of the isl
and. The mountain was formally
christened Prince Juliana. Its height
was found to be $4,000 feet.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
TRAINMEN DEMAND INCREASE
All Lines on Atlantic Side of Chicago
to Be Involved.

Chicago, Nov. 9.-Demands for uni
form schedules and wage increase of
about IL per cent are to be made by
conductors and trainmen on every rail
road system east of Chicago. The
movement involves 125, 900 men, and in
cludes every railroad east of the Hi
nois Central's main southern line and
north of the Chesapeake & Ohio Rail
road. 1t is said to be the most stu
pendous wage movement ever made by
the railroad brotherhoods, and has been
under consideration two years. There
are hints tonight that all western rail
roads will be drawn into the struggle.
Incident to the eastern demands, the
switchmen and yardmen in Chicago,
who are controlled by the Brotherhood
of Railroad Trainmen, are asking a
wage advance of 8 cents an hour.
Eighteen of the large trunk lines
with terminals in this city were served
with notice November 2. Under exist
ing contracts 80 days notice must be
given by either side of a contemplated
change in wages or working conditions.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Eight Perish in Flames.

New York, Nov. 9.-Iron-bound win
dows prevented the escape from death
of eight workers in Robert Morrison &
Sons comb factory in Brooklyn, which
caught FIRE today, and five other men
probably were fatally injured in max
ing their escape from the structure
William G. Morrison, son of the owner
of the plant, lost his life in the flames
while trying to reach the safe and close
its doors. His father was among the
injured. Forty employees were in the
factory when the fire started. Many
jumped from the third floor windows
and were injured.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Guthrie, Okla, Nov. 8.-The Santa
Fe railroad in Oklahoma has suffered a
great loss since the 2-cent passenger
law went into effect, according to an
affidavit filed in the United States Dis
trict court today by that company.
The document asserts that the Santa
Fe carried 237, 441 more passengers in
1908 than the preceding year, its pas
senger earnings showing oss of $685.
525. Owing to the compulsory low
freight rate, it is claimed that the re-
ceipts showed decrease of over $780,
600.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
prosecI,ed for Air Screening

Paris, Nov. s.-The first prosecution
for furious flying will shortly occur in
the courts here. M. Blanch, who
crashed into the crowd at Port Aviation
three weeks ago and hurt several poo
pie, is the defendant. Two victims
have summoned him for furious driving
in the air. Curiously enough, the pros
ecuting lawyer is Paul Fay, who is a
son-in-law of Mrs. Hsrtsberg. whose
husband brought Wilbur Wright to
France
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Hopgrowers Grow Rich.

Wheatland, Cal, Nov. Sowing to
the recent rise in the price of hops,
the Z. c. Horst Company has com
meneed planting of new field. Poles
to support the trellis all over the field
are now being set. The recent rise in
hops meant 100000 additional profit
for the growers of hops in this dis
trict, and one firm, the bursts, made
one-half this amount. They own the
largest hopyards in the world. Many
carloads of this years crop are now
being shipped from this point.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Hot Long War Is Feared.

San Francisco, Nov. S.-The tong
war has assumed such serious aspect
that the police have placed the local
Chinese quarter in a state of siege.
The warning factions of the zee fam
lily and the On Yick fighting tong are
so closely watched that it is not be-
lieved that the battle will be resumed
in the regular CHR csc quarter. De-
tectives fear that hostlities may break
out at any moment in the outlying
laundries and gardens, where numbers
of the warning tongs are employed.
These places are closely watched.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

I'd like to own a street car line;
1t ought to pay.
The people ride when it is fine.
To heat allay.
OF course they ride when 1t is wet,
For then they wish
To quickly under shelter get;
Man is no fish.
And so a street car line, you see,
May business find
No matter what conditions be
With human kind.
Then TO another point is my
Attention drawn;
No other business profits by
Its hangers on.
Louisville Courier-Journal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Old Fauorites
Greatness.


Honor and shame from no condition
rise,
Act well your part. there all the honor
lies.
Fortune in men has some small differ
ence made;
One haunts in rags. one futters in bro
cade;
The cobbler aproned. and the parson
gowned,
The friar hooded. and the monarch
crowned.
What differ more (you .cry) than
crown and cowl7"
I'll tell you. friendl a wise man and a
foot
the monk
Or, cobbler like, the parson will be
drunk;
Worth makes the man. and want OF II
the fellow;
The rest is all but leather or prunella
Boast the pure blood OF an iliustrioui
race,
In quiet flow from Lucrece to Lucrece;
But by your fathers worth II yours
you rate,
Count me those only who we're goot
and great,
Go! II your ancient but ignoble BLOOD
Has crept through scoundrels eve
since the hood,
Col and pretend your family is young
Nor own your fathers have been fool
so longi
What can ennoble sots. or slaves. o
towards?
Alas not all the blood OF all the How
ards
Alexander Pope.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Paris is a wonderful center Of So
cial gayety and popular excitement"
YES" answered Mr.. Cumrox,
thoughtfuly. Il should not be sur
prised il Paris might one day claim
recognition as the Pittsburg OF
France."-Washingto Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Under the figure OF Proteus. the old
man who in many forms was always
the same unpleasant customer. the an
clients probably typifed the charge for
taxica bs.-New York Post.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Sir" one OF your reporters referred
to me in your paper this morning as
big. greasy. drunken loafer- I want
that corrected. It's an infamous SLAM
derl"
Il see II is. You are gaunt and thin.
Wen correct 1t tomorrow. Good
morning."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
cold strike In california.

Nevada City, Cal, Nov. 9.-Word
was received here today that rich
strike had been made in the Omega
mine at Forest, near here. Several
pounds of nuggets have been taken
from the gravel, one of which weighed
l01a ounces.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Millicent-What made you refuse
Mr.. wilder's invitation to go walking
with him? Don't you like him?
Mildre6-Oh, yes. like him we'll
enough. but his red whiskers don't
ook well with my new pink hat
Summerville Journal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
she Meant professionally.

As the young man caressed the
cheek of his lady love she drew away
hastily.
81 think" she said Indignantly, you
had better see father first"
why, what do you mean?" asked
the perplexed lover.
Father" she replied, as she nursed
her cheek, lis a barber. Success
Magazine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Thousands of country people know
that in time of sudden mishap or acct
dent Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best
substitute for the family doctor. That
is why it is SO often found upon the
shelf.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

City Friend depending the day in
distant suburb) Didn't II ever strike
you that your servant is Impairment
ly inquisitive2
Subberbs-My dear fellow. It's only
the way of a privileged old family re-
tainer. Why. would you believe 1t.
that girl has been with us over FIVE
weeksl-Harper's Weekly
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

you say the man you married
seems more kind and generous since
your divorce than he did before?"
Yes" answered Mrs. Flimmson.
HE never says a word about economic
Ing, but sends around his alimony
without a murmur. Washington Star
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
Spanish Army ADVANCES

Melilla, Morocco, Nov. Sixteen
thousand Spanish troops, supported by
heavy reserves, began an advance this
morning over the Benz Sicar territory.
The Infanta Carlos of Bourbon led the
advance guard.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Mrs Bacon understand your hus-
band IL at work on a new poem? Mrs
Egbert-He is. He's trying TO get
some magazine to accept it.-Yonkers
Statesman
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

The little boy who had stuck his
head out of the car window TO address
question to the man on the station
platform drew IL In again.
Mamma" he said. that man out
there says this place is Wydopen. Isn't
that a funny name for a town."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Not on Democratic Principles.
Perhaps Ii may be laid down as a
general rule that legislative assem-
bly,. not constituted on democratic
principles. cannot be popular long aft
er 1t ceases to be weak.-Macaulay
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Chicago people think their city al
most as corrupt as San Francisco"
Don't you believe it," said the Cali
fornian. warmly. That's Chicago
nerve. Always trying to get into oui
class."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

IF You only knew how nervous I was
when l proposed to youi"
And if you only knew how nervous
/ was until you proposed to me!"-
Meggendorfer Blaetter
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Nan-IIow is poor dear Lii thi.
morning?
Fan-She looks dreadfully.
Nan-O, | know that: I'm asking
you how she feels
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye
aches, infamed, sore, watery or ulcer
ated eyes All druggists, or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
A Good slayer.

To get rid of daughters. East Indians
marry them to flowers. When the flow
ers are dead the girls are widows, and
widows can be sold-cbeap.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot,
sweating, callus and swollen, aching feet Sold
by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Trial package FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy. n. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11

A man who associates with fools a
long time. learns fool ways. and
bushes when he Is sensible
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
The Choush and tn. Grow.

The Chough and the Crow.
The enough and crow to roost are gone
The owl sits on the tree,
The hush'd wind walls with feebI.
moan,
Like infant charity.
me wild-fire dances on the fen.
The red star sheds it's ray,
Dp-rouse ye. then, my merry meni
1t Is our op'ning day.
both child and nurse are fast asleep,
And closed is every flower,
And winking tapers family peep
High from my Lady's bower;
Bewilder'd kinds with shorten'd ken
Shrink on their murky way,
Up-rouse ye, then. my merry menl
1t Is our op'ning day.
Nor board nor garner own we now,
Nor roof nor latched door,
Nor kind mate. bound by holy vow
To bless good mans store;
Noon lulls US In a gloomy den,
And night is grown our day,
Op-rouse We, then, my merry men
And use it as ye may.
Joanna Baillie.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-11-11
All Who
Would Enjoy

good health, with its blessings, must I'M
derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the
question of right living with all the term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy
ment, of contemplation and of effort may
be made to contribute to living Alright.
Then the use of medicines may be dis
pensed with to advantage, but under or
binary conditions in many instances a
simple. wholesome remedy may be invalu-
able if taken at the proper time and the
California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is
alike important to present the subject
sruthfully and to supply the one perfect
laxative to those desiring it.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA gives general
satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects
buy the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all leading druggists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-21
A STRIKING CONTRAST.

In another part of this issue of The
Tribune will be found synopsis re-
port Of the annual conference of the
Reorganized Church Of Jesus Christ of
Latter-day Saints. which was held at
Lamont, Iowa, in the beginning of this
month. rs was the conference Of the
Utah Mormon church. The time Of
holding is Identical as between the two
branches Of the Mormon creed oreani.
cations. but right there all similarity
ceases.
The main features distinguishing the
proceedings Of the Reorganized church
from those of the Utah, or "Brigham-
ito, organization are in the acts which
denote the thorough democracy prevail
ing in the one and the oligarcbical con.
troll exercised over the other.
In Salt Lake the hicrarchs had all
cut and dried before the conference
convened. and they compelled the peo-
pie TO swallow their coucoctions with.
out question. none daring to lift his
voice even if he felt convinced that
something was decidedly wrong Here
the manipulators Of the tithe moneys
simply directed what they hypocritical.
" called an auditing committee TO
tell the tithc payers that the accounts
were o. X. and they let it go al that
no one among the saints attending bav
ing the courage 10 call the rotten pro.
ceeding into question, In Utah the self
appointed prophet, seer and rcvclator-
bogus 10 the core, or he would not be
afraid TO have himself dscussed-set
himself and his underlings before their
dupes 10 be sustained for another
six months, and they were so "sus-
tanned under prestly duress. Not a
soul in that vast congregation had the
honest bravery TO call TO account any
or all Of the self-confessed lawbreakors
who thus imposed themselves upon the
people, although the souls Of hundreds
revolted at the impious, disgraceful
farce Of sustaining lawbrcakers and
lecbers at the head Of a church. And
why? Because Of combination Of two
facts-auy man who had attempted to
criticize his superiors would have been
unceremoniously kicked out of the tab.
ernacle, and every Brighamite Mormon
on top Of God S footstool is a squirming,
| despicable coward in the face of the
higher priesthood.
But how is it with the Reorganized,
or "Josephite," branch9 AT their con
! ference the conduct Of the presiding
and executive officers was freely dis
cussed. Where an attendant upon the
conference imagined he saw an inius,
tice or n wrong he was permitted to ex-
press his views in criticism and no one
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-21
THAT STUPID ASSUMPTION.

Tho coming forth of the Book Of Nor
mon is referred 10 by Isaiah. VINO Tore
be taken To one who was learned, de-
livered to one who was not learned. ct"
From DeSeret News report OF sermon G,l'
hg A?%stG % AnIhony ISr w iS69 I%19s ID S'''
Yet this same apostle. together with
his ecclesiastical supcriors and co.
adjutors. will complain that the world
charges the Mormon people with being
a deluded lot,
Granting everything that is claimed
by the founders of Mormonism with
respect to tho means by which the
plates arc said to have been received
and translated, how silly this pretended
argument by Apostle WINS must seem
TO intelligent men, The very stupidity
Of it would furnish evidence Of the
weakness of the story. even if no other
proof existed. II should be patent TO
all that the circumstances with refer
cDcc 20 the production Of the Book
Of Mormon TO which Mr.. lVins had
reference could very readily have been
made part Of a fraudulent scheme,
without divine inspiration. Every stu.
dent of the Bible has been cognizant
of the words of Isaiah: and in any con-
coctcd scheme TO present pretended
fulillment Of the ancient prophetic
utterancc concerning the bringing forth
Of book, it would be quite natural
for the schemers 10 note the details and
proceed according to them in order to
give color Of truth to their fraud.
What Apostle WINS had reference to
was the circumstance that Martin Har-
ris, an ignorant man, was given copies
Of characters said TO have been con
tanned IN the alleged plates to take to
Professor Anthem, learned man. And
out of this Mr.. WINS attempts to
construct an evidence of the divinity
Of the work. Joseph Smith and his
comrades in the Book of Mormon
scheme knew all about Isaiah, and it
was as easy for them to act accord
inGly, IN order TO make "A necessary ap.
pcarance in legitimacy, as it would have
been for a common ncwsboy or a smart
bootblack to have thus "fulGllcd
prophecy
This attempt by Apostle WINS to
foist upon the Mormon people such
stupid assumption as an evidence Of the
divinity Of the Book of Mormon would
in itself lead the world to believe that
he was dealing with ignorant dupes, or
that he himself was not possessed of
sufficient intelligence to discern his own
laundering.