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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

the market-the transparent kind.
made from rock crystal and looking
almost precisely like ordinary glass.
and the cheaper translucent variety,
made Of common silica and sometimes
called in the trade "electroquartz. 90
Both kinds are valuable in the chem
ical laboratory. because vessels made
OF either resist all acids but hydro
fiuoric and cannot be cracked By
change of temperature. however vio-
lent. Quartz Is useful also for its
insulating properties. which are near.
iy perfect.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10
$50, ,ooo, 900 for Navy.

Paris.-The naval program approved
by the cabinet involves an expenditure
Of sso.ooo. 600, covering a period of ten
wears. Six bsttleships Of the Danton
type. six Of the Republic type. and four
armored cruisers of the Gambetta type
are included in the estimates.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10
But Aldrieh Is Not Feaxed.

The newspapers of the country have
rarely rendered a mere nearly unani-
nous opinion than in their express
sions Of disappointment over the
pending tariff bill. is rates are too
high for some of the most unwaverins
OF Republican organs.-Boston Tran
script.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

II is now evident that when the Re
publican party adopted the phrase.
tarin revision. ii meant exactly the
opposite Of tariff reform.-Memphis
Commercial Appeal.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Nobody ever pledged me-" says
Senator Henry Cabot Lodge. ito re-
wise the tariff downward or to revise
1t upward" So Mr.. Lodge had his
fingers crossed all the time
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10
fakes Active Part in Capital Affairs

stands as much Of the present sched-
ules and Of "maximums and mini
NUNS" as does any woman In Wash
ington.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10
Let Them Expect! Aldrieh Has the
Votes.

No amount Of quibbling by Senator
Aidrfch over the tariff plank OF the
Republican platform will alter the
fact that the people expect the cost OF
living to be reduced by the revision of
the Dingley rates.-Topeka Journal
tRep).
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Mexico has an American population
Of 10000. constantly increasing. Their
wants alone constitute good-stzsd
trade.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

The prisoner was in q woefully Dc
jected mood when he appeared IN
court the morning after.
You are charged with being drunh
and disorderly." Numbered the Judge
"Your honor" he explained. my
only excuse is that my wife ID In one
Of her annual throes Of house-clean.
ing at home. Can't Soa send me ~
for about ten days.
Being q kindly man In spite Of hia
veneer Of sternness the judges heart
was touched with pity. and there were
tears Of sympathy in his eyes - he
pronounced the sentence.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10
kite-FIyins Time in Korea.

On the first of December all Ko
rean boys begin to fy their kites.
These kites are made Of different col.
ored papers. over q framework OF
bamboo sticks They diner very much
from American kites because they
have no tail. and the shape 10 almost
square. A few days before the nf'
teenth Of February. which is the last
day of the kite season. the Korean
boys write ON their kites = wish for .
blessing throughout the coming year,
and for the kite to carry away all
sickness and bad luck from them
Wide World.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10
rhs Only ouestIon.

Critic tsouriy)-Your Jokes ara al
stolen
Humorist tsassriyl yl-Thsn ron ~
hnewlsdos tAsy afs soelf
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

An enthusiastic meeting Of the busi-
ness men 81 sumner was held in behalf
Of the proposed new railroad which IL Is
proposed to put through, with eonnee-
tion at sumner The project met with
a cordial hearing on the part Of the
Sumner citizens. and their cooperation
va. unanimously given. The scheme is
10 build about twenty-three miles Of
road. connecting with the Southern at
Sumner. or some nearby point. and ex-
tending via Clarksdale to the river.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Over seventeen inches Of rain were re-
corded at Port Gibson for the past
month. breaking all previous records.
The cotton crop throughout Claiborne
county is practically ruined, and much
replanting will have to be done. Farm
ers are very blue.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Ed Nolan, one of the most prominent
men of SunAower county, was sssasst
mated last night at his home near In
verness. So far not clue has been OBJ
tanned as to the dastsrdly murder and
the whole country is stirred with the
search.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Mrs. Jesse Warren was killed at her
home in the Rediand neighborhood by
the accidental discharge Of a shotgun
which she was moving. Mrs. Warren's
husband had been out hunting and had
placed his gun in corner of the room.
His wife, wishing to sweep in that corner,
moved the gun and placed it behind .
trunk. As she did so the trigger caught
on the trunk, discharging the weapon.
The top of her head was torn of.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

John D. Collum. a white man en-
ployed in sawmill near Tomnolen, on
the Southern Railroad, fell backwards
across a circular saw today and was In
stantly killed. his body being almost sew
cred in twain.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

The county board Of education To-
Gated the agricultural high school on a
site donated by the town in East Boone
VILE, situated partly in the corporation
limits and the greater part on the out
side of the town limits. The town Of
Wheeler, six miles below Bonneville,
made game fight for the location.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

II has rsined at Guntown every day
from May Is to June ,. Bottom lands
tions Of lowlands planted in cotton will
be planted in corn later on. Farmers
are much discouraged, and are two
weeks behind with their work.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

The Marshall County Sunday School
Institute, held at Holly Springs, was .
decided success. except in the matter Of
number Of delegates in attendance. The
enrolment was better, however, than the
officers dared anticipate, in view of the
untoward weather conditions.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Hon. Luther Manship, lieutenant gov
ernor of Mississippi, lectured at Column
bia for the benefit of the Confederate
veterans A sufficient sum was realized
to send six or eight TO the reunion at
Memphis next month.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

The governor has approved an amend
ed charter OF the Blue Mountain Female
College, the noted institution. up in
Tippah county, for the education Of
young women. which was Incorporated
nearly forty years ago, the amendment
consisting in the elimination of the term
female" from the name. The school
will hereafter b. known a. Blue Noun
tain Colleg-. but II will continue to be
the alma mater of young women Of
the future for many years to come, a.
the dropping Of that designating term
will not affect its Characteristics as an
educational resort for girls.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

The board Of trustees Of the Yalobushs
Agricultural High School elected Prof.
$. P. Walker. of the University of Mis-
sissippi, principal This school Is =
new factor in the educational system Of
the state, and its establishments was au-
thorired by the last legislature.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Postmaster Durham. Of Clarksdale, is
in receipt of communication from the
chief of the weather bureau at Wash
ington. authorizing the establishment
there Of cotton region observation sta
tion. Clarkslale will make the thir-
teenth station in the vicksbury district.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

Rev. J. f. Cunningham, presiding eld-
er of Holly Springs district of the Meth
odist Episcopal church, South, has an
nounced that the district conference
would he held in Paris, Lafayette eoun-
ty, July s-l2. A very successful meet
ing is hoped for. An effort will be
made to secure Bishop Ho-s, who has
been appointed to preside over the CON
ferenees in this state.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-06-10

An early morning FIRE at Glendora de-
stroyei seven stores, with their con
tents, entailing a les Of between s35.-
600 and $4,000. on which there was
So. 900 insurance
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
BY Tip Wright

Under photograph of Horace
Fogel, the new head of the Phifa-
delphia National league team, l
read in metropolitan Sunday
paper the following lines:
Horace Fogel, former newspa-
lperman, who has been elevated to
the ranks of magnates through the
grace of Chas. Murphy, owner of
the Cubs"
Do you get that ELEVATED?
Let's see, it was President
Roosevelt who said:
There is no higher, no
more honorable calling. than
that of the men connected
with an upright, fearless and
truthful newspaper; no CALI
ing in which a man can rem
der greater service to his
fellow countrymen."
And Horace Fogel has been
ELEVATED to his present posi-
ton. Oh, slush! III
First time l ever heard aabase-
ball owner referred to as 6 "ele-
waited. l don't thing evens the
most egotistical caterer to the, pub i.
lie fancy regards himself as. much
of an influence in the moral up
lift. A better pen picture would
be one depicting the "get the
money kid"
OF course may be off my bling
entirely in my idea, but I'd rather
be sitting in front of little old
typewriter, telling the truth and
striving for clean sport, even If
there is not $4,000 OF $40, 900
a year velvet in the job, than herd
with fellows like Murphy and
Brush.
Baseball magnates as class are
i all right. They are generally good
fellows in the commonly accepted
definition of the phrase. OF course
here and there you will find few
CRABS but undesirables exist in
every gathering, like the apples
they shoot through a cider mill.
But the baseball magnate's
highest ambition is to see the
bank roll take on proportions
which in human would call for
IAN obesity cure immediate. You
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
CHARLEY WHITE

MEMPHIS, Tenn, Dec. 3D.
Charley White, whom Battling
Nelson picked as the boy to wrest
Abe Attell's title from him, is out
with a challenge to fight Jimmy
Moran and Babe Cullen, the same
night. While agrees to forfeit
his share of the purse If he doesn't
whip both of them. Cullen is
claimant of the Australian title.
Moran recently took a tattooing
from Attell and gained a decision
over Cullen.
White has come up in the ranks
the last year. He is a clever Yid-
dish boy of Is, with a name that
sounds like c. Q. d. wireless. He
lost an eight-round decision to At
tell. who chased him fully 10
miles during the fight. White
claims Atteil's demand that he
make 1872 ringside weakened him
so he could only defend himself.
At that he landed a couple that
rocked Abie's belfry, and had he
been able to show steadily, what
he did in a few flashes. Attell
might have had trouble getting
the decision.
Now White wants to fight At
tell 20 rounds. He has It on Abe
In height and reach, and his clev-
.erness enables him to boast that
he has never been knocked down.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
Wholesale Prices.)
FRESH FRUIT.

Grapes-California, $1.25.
California. SGc@S1; New York
400 45c.
Honey-Yakima. 80 80 case.
Lemons-s4.50@5.7s.
Oganges-New navels, $2.65;
Japs, $1.35 box.
Pears-Home grown, SIG
$3.50.
Quinces-$1.75
FRESH VEGETABLES.
Beets--20c doz.; 81 sack.
Beans-String, &c; wax, &c.
Brussels sprouts-Sc and &C Id.
Cal. Caulifiower-$2.25 crate.
Celery-40 q soc doz.
Cabbage-1c.
Carrots-20c doz.: 81 sack.
Lettuce-35 q Acc doz.
Onions-$1.50 cwt.
Parsley-20c dox.
Parsnips-s1 @ 1.25 sack.
Potatoes = Yakima, $3.50 &c
ton; home grown, SIC ton.
Sweet potatoes-s1.75 cwt.
Pumpkins-1c lib.
Radishes-20c.
Rutabagas-S1 sack.
Hubbard squash 1sc ID.
Tomatoes-California, $1.10.
Vegetable oysters-4c lb.
EG rs.
Washington ranch, As @ Acc.
Oregon-S2c.
Eastern-2Sc.
BUTTER.
Washington, SOC; Eastern
fresh. 36c; storge, 32kc.
WHEAT.
Prices offered by millen for
wheat; club, $1.0S; bluestem
$1:1S; red, $1.O6; forty-fo,d,
Sill.
LIVESTOCK.
Prices offered oy packing houses
for 1--we stock: Steers, Az q
&c; cows. s1s q 4c; heifers. Az
4kc. Hogs. 80sMc. Sheep
Ewes. 4Q4hc; wethers. An @5c;
lambs, &c.
MEATS AND POULTRY.
Hens, lac; chickens, Ice:
ducks. lac; geese, lac; turkeys
1870 zoe. live weight.
Fresh Meats-Cow beef, INC:
steer beef, sac; wethers, 10hc;
ewes, &c; spring lambs, 11hc;
pork, trimmed, 15c.
OYSTERS AND SHELL FISH
Olympia oysters, $3.50 sack,
s2.40 gallon; CLAIMS, s2.25 sack;
FISH
FRESH FISH-Salmon, Tyee.
sc; Silver, Sc; halibut, 10c; fioun-
ders. 4c; sound smelt, Sc; red
snapper, &c; ling cod. &c; Goldfish,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25

Here is the first picture pub
lished in Tacoma of Thos. Lynch,
the newly elected president of the
National league.
The photograph was made es-
pecially for the Times just after
Lynch was sprung upon the mag
mates by John T. Brush and elect
ed without dissenting vote. 1t is
a splendid likeness of the man
who is expected to lead the old
league out of the tangle of bick-
ering and place the organization
upon a higher plant than it ever
achieved, even under the leader
ship of the lamented Harry Pull
liam.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
TACOMA HIGH
DEFEATED BY
BELL|NGHAM
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire
BELLINGHAM, Dec. 25.-Ta-
coma High school was defeated by
the locals at basketball last
night by a score of 27 to 81 in a
rough and hard fought game. Ia
coma was outplayed in the local
opinion, but there were many dis
putes as to the rules and the Ia
coma players are not satisfied
with the result.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
PRESENT CHIEF
With A GOLD
watch

With a subscription from the
members of the Tacoma police an
detective force solid gold watch,
chain and diamond charm were
presented to Chief of Police ]. N.
Duley as Christmas present yes
terday afternoon. Detective d. o.
Smith made the presentation
speech.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
TIP WRIGHTS COLUMN

never heard of a newspaper man
who forgot he had a duty to per-
form, or who trailed the almighty
dollar until the scent was cold
enough to freeze a Boston debut
iante, did you?
Well? That's the answer.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
ST. YVES ANK MARSH
READY FOR RACE
TOMORROW

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
SEATTLE, Dec. 25.-Henri St.
Yves, champion Marathon rum ar
of the world, and John d. Marsh.
Canada's best, who will meet to-
morrow in the fifteen-mile race at
Dugdale's park yesterday ended
their hard training.
Today the two crack distance
men will put on the finishing
touches, and will then rest until
d. e. Dugdale, who is to start the
race, fires the pistol that will send
the men off on their long grind.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
BANK OR CUSHION FIRST
SHOTS TO GATHER BALLS.

Diagram 1-Cue ball, 1-3 right
1-2 below. object ball 1-2 right,
calculated from point A; stroke
IL in excess of medium. Cue ball
cushions at A, taking object ball
IL full, caroming on ball 2. OBJ
ject ball cushions at B, C, resting
at d. Object ball is in such posi-.
ton in corner that this bank
stroke is only practicable one.
Diagrom 2-Cue ball 5-8 right
liz below, object ball 1-2 left, cal.
culated from point A; stroke Ia
in excess of medium. Cue bal
cushions at A, strikes object bal
1-2 full, cushions again at B and
caroms on ball 2. Object ball
cushions at G and rests at D.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25

by Indigestion's pangs-trying
many doctors and 100000 worth
of medicine in vain, B. F. Ayscue
of Ingleside, N. c., at last used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. and
writes they wholly cured him.
They cure Constipation, Bilious
ness, Sick Headache, Stomach,
Liver, Kidney and Bowel trou-
bles. 25c at all druggists.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
WOLCASTl will
MEET NELSON
FEB. y

by United Press Leased Wire.)
Los ANGELES, Dec. %. -
Manager Tom Jones, for AID VOL
CAST, yesterday posted forfeit of
1000 that the Milwaukee light
weight will meet Battling Nelson
on February %. The fight will
be for As rounds.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
TACOMA AND SEATTLE
PLAY TOMORROW

being selected from two teams
which are playing a practice game
at Athletic park.
Tacoma at the preset time
leads the soccer league and has
not been defeated. Seattle, in
scond place, is hard after the
championship.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
SPORTING NEWS OF THE World
JEFFR|ES-JOHNSON FIGHT
CANNOT Be HELD IN SALT
LAKE DECLARES GOVERNOR

This statement, given out at
Philadelphia last night by Gov.
Spry of Utah, became known here
today and has set the tongues OF
the local sports to wagging rapid
ly.
1t practically is taken to mean
that the Johnson-Jeffries fight
will not be held in Salt Lake II
official Intervention can prevent.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
ONLY ; KILLED
BY EXPLOSION


(By United Press Leased Wire.)
SHAWNEE, Okla, Dec. 25.-
Later reports of the big railway
explosion show the financial loss
will be 100000 and that three
were killed and 13 seriously in
jured. All missing men have been
accounted for. Only the fact that
the engine blew up during the
noon hour when many were at
lunch prevented a much larger LIST
of casualties.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
owen MORAN ON
TRAIL OF BAT
NELSON
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
NEW YORK, Dec. 25.-Owe1
Moran. the English lightweight,
arrived on the Lusitania yesterday
and is now camping on the trail
OF Battling Nelson. Moran wants
to fight Nelson as preliminary
to the Jeffries-Johnson contest on
July &.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
} eo0ooSO ooaeees
!: NEWS OF THE /:
!: WATERFRONT :
TIDES TOMORROW.
'sseseseeeeo'

The Funnel liner Ningchow will
arrive in port tonight with a val
liable cargo from Liverpool and
the Orient.
The steamship Kumeric of the
Wier line is taking on -four at the
Tacoma Grain company's dock.
The steamer Hyades is loading
cargo for the Hawaiian islands
at the Alaska Pacific dock.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
HARD FOUGHT CONTEST Is
PROMISED BY THE SOCCER
TEAMS-LOCAIS IN LEAD.

Tacoma and Seattle will battle
at soccer in Tacoma Sunday. This
afternoon the Tacoma eleven is
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
ANNOUNCES THAT LAWS OF
STATE WILL BE FOLLOWED
To LETTER.

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
NEW YORK, Dec. 25.-''Ths
laws of the state must be obeyed,
and will follow them to the lei
ter"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
BACHELORS ENJOY
XMAS DINNER
Of OWN

Bachelors of the Y. M. G. A.
and a number of outside guests
enjoyed Christmas dinner at the
Lindum hotel, beginning at $3.50
this afternoon. Following the
party the crowd adjourned to the
X. M. g. A. gymnasium for an
afternoon of sports.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
Zipp! Bling! Z-Z-Wish Bang! 60 Miles An
Hour on Darling, Half Flying Iceboat

Ever ride on a racing ice yacht7
Yes? Ice yachting is a grand
7port. True, it has it's elements
{ danger, but what fun worth the
indie hasn't? There is the ever
resent fear of air holes, and 1t
equires a keen-eyed, nimble-
tilted, cool-headed man at the
elm to avoid hole at SO or so
lilies an hour. The small holes
re not dangerous, for, rip-snort-
ag along on the invisible plan es
# the wind, the yacht jumps them
With the ease OF living thing.
But the big holes, 10 and Is
feet across, are a menace.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25

Key-fitting and general repair
ing. e. q. Peterson. ga Tao avs
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-12-25
Stung for Is Years

Holiday goods, novelties in pot
terry and brass. Jos. Myers, GIT c.
The new era., 1909-06-17
Great Painting Stolen.

A famous Madonna and child. one
of the most noted masterpieces of the
world, has just been stolen from a
church in Venice. and is supposed to
have been shipped to this country.
During Lent, according to the custom
in the Catholic churches, every pic
ture and statue was covered by veil
This furnished the unknown thieves
with an opportunity to purloin without
discovery for some days from the
chapel Waller of the historic church of
the Madonna del Orto at Venice the
picture in question. 1t is painted on
wood. The painting, which Is Of great
beauty, shows the Virgin Mary with
the infant Jesus. 1t was executed by
the noted fifteenth century artist,
Giambellino, and is among the most
highly treasured paintings of Venice.
The new era., 1909-06-17
VARYING IDEAS or PLEASURE
Three Different and Distinct Views Of
Joy That Could Be Got Out OF
Million Dollars.

"Topics. that was fine story Joe
Waters told you the other day about
the tramp who inherited q lot OF
money and bought fine house. and
then snorted about the plumbing"
said Tom Botkin. assistant secretary
of state. I've got another one. but
can't put 1t into such highfalutin' Ian
euage as Joe does.
"Once there were three poor devils,
an Englishman. Dutchman and an
Irishman, talking about what they
would do If they each inherited VI ,OO0,-
900. They were hard-working men,
and every morning at five o'clock they
were up and on their way to work. 1t
had Just been grind. grind, grind with
them all their lives.
Don't you know said the English
man. If l had $1.00O,000 I'd have
bully good time with 1t, don't you
know. I'd buy me a yacht. jolly big
yacht, and l would load her with my
friends. Bless her scuppers, she'd be
the finest waterhouse on the main.
Shed have great music rooms and
dancing halls, and fine viewing decks.
I'd sail every bloody drop Of water in
the world, certainly I'd dine and wine
my friends. 1t certainly would be
jolly. don't you know. and Id do that
IL came into million
"'Not for me- said the Dutchman.
I'd buy an automobiles big feller,
one of dem what goes like Honolulu
on her Rhine. She'd be reggeler
devil, and would put every feller in
her what was once good to yours very
truly. Sure we would have a great
time. and I'd have a special one run
ming behind our loaded with lager,
sauerkraut, pretzels and band. Dere
would be fun for me and my fellers.
Donnewetter and bitten! Yodel 1t
out.
"rFaith an yez are all havin' rats
bitin' at yoor rafters.' said the Irish
man. 'Phwat would OF do wild a mill
yum? Phwat would OF do? Ord
hoire nagur-a big, black nagur.
And Ord have him COON to my bed.
room dure ivry mornin' at foive
o'clock. He'd knock an say: cit
oop, Moike, it's foive o'clock" An
Old say. "Oi won't git oop." an OF
yocdnt An he'd COON agin an say,
"Moike, high tonne it is that ye git
oop." An OF woodn't git oop. An
he'd COON agin' and bate the dure
down, grab me boi my leg and yank
me oop and down and yill, "Moike, 1t
is foive o'clock, and git oop. ye spal-
pane, OF say" An you know phwat
Ord do? Ord git back in me nest an
Ord say, dramy an PEACEFUL loike, Git
DOT, We black divil Of nagur. OF don't
hev to git oop." An Ord toorn over
an slape in pace. An be st. Path
rick. Ord do thet livery morning Now.
woodn't thet be shwate-now woodn't
1t, me hearties?' kansas City Jour-
nal.