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The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
THE Corners AND COERS
HAPPENINGS OF INTEREST TO
YOU AND NE.
WHAT Your FRIENDS and Their
Friends Have Been Doing the
Past Week.
Eat Sowles Candy.

Eat Sowles Candy.
Or. Wilson, Wah1's building.
Jean Cain was a Hiawatha vs.
itor Sunday.
Green Russian seed oats al
Heck's feed store.
DIR. ". E. Lyons, 0steopath,
Office Wahl building, phone 40.
Mrs. Laura Paxton eft Friday
for Nebraska City, where STE vii
make her home.
Ewing Herbert, Of the Hiawa.
tina Void, spent Sunday with
Fails City friends.
Reuben Bryant o. Dexter, Mo,
is n the city visiting rs sister,
Mrs. Albert Maust.
Will BOYD came Up from Hia.
watha Sunday and visited his
wife and children.
II. a. Dittmar and family this
week moved into the Paxton
property or Lane street.
I. !. Harris was Up from Hia.
watha Sunday and spent the day
in this city with MS family.
Alvin Porr Of HUMBOLDT spent
Friday IN this city the guest Of
friends. He also attended h e
junior reception.
Last season Stone street was
lined from one end 70 the other
with greyhounds, but this spring,
by actual count, We are seventeen
shy.
Russel Corts returned TO his
home in Nebraska City, Saturday
afternoon. While in the city he
was a guest at the home o. /. N
Houston.
Miss Justean Hoppe Of Stella
spent this week n the city the
guest o f her grandma, Mrs.
Katherine Hoppe and her aunt,
Mrs. Rose Heaston.
Mrs. Barry and Miss Eta Shee-
han anne ur from Atchison Sat
urday to attend the funeral of
Pat Casey, which was held
in this city Monday morning.
Mrs. ]. M. Jellison returned to
Auburn the latter part OF the
week after spending some time
in the city helping care Tor her
father, Chris Hershey. who has
been very sick.
Mrs. @. W. Bartlett returned
Wednesday to her home N Falls
City, after a week spent at the
bedside OF her mother, Mrs John
Burke, whose condition IS practi-
cally unchanged. -Rulo Register.
Quite a little excitement was
created Monday morning at the
Shildneck hardware. a lot Of
old brick had been removed from
the walls and piled on the tin
root. The rafters gave way un-
der the load showing the rafters
and bricks through the store room
ceiling between the joice. The
front of the store was badly lit
tered with old plaster. No SER
ious damage was done.-Salem
Index.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
Fox SALE:-My farm home adj
ioirging Falls City.
GEORGE \. ABBOTT

ioirging Falls City.
GEoKGF y. ABBOTT
James Hanley, wife aud daugh-
ter Of Nerdon attended the funeral
OF Patrick Casey here Monday.
Henry Sanford left the first of
the week tor St. Joe where he eX-
poets to work in a cigar factory,
Miss Ethel Without OF Centralia
Kas., spent a few days in this
city the guest of Miss Gladys
Ratekin.
Ernest Vincent went to Shen-
andoah, Iowa, Friday and spent
a few days with his parents at
that place.
Mr.. and Mrs. q. \. Burk we're
called to Rulo Saturday BY the
serious illness of his mother at
that place.
Mrs. 3. ". Beneight at Of St.
Joseph, arrived Friday for a visit
to her sister, Mrs. George Abbott
and husband.
Francis Withee cam down
from Stella on business Friday,
He was a very pleasant caller at
the Tribune office.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. S. Towle and
Ned Towle, wife ana two chill
dren left Wednesday for Omaha
to spend a few days with John
Towle and family.
@. Alexander of Dawson has
purchased the saloon stock OF
Mrs. Oryille Sehoenheit and will
try % secure a license and run a
saloon at that place this year.
Messrs Ray Zimmerman, Ben
and Ralph billy of Hiawatha. re-
turned d ONE Saturday. They
came up Friday to attend the
junior reception held that even
ing.
Mrs Joseph Otney of Barnes,
Kansas, is in the city visiting rel
a@tives. She was called here the
latter part Of the week by the
death o her nephew, Oryille
S~choenheit.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Metzner
and daughters Anna and elsie. of
Preston, were in this city shop.
ping II day the latter part of
the week. They were also visit
ing relatives in the city.
We understand our old friend
Albert D. Sargent of the west
end viii be a candidate for county
superintendent this fall. He has
spent MS life in school work and
is now thoroughly qualified TO
look after the duties of that Of
fee.
J. J. Turner. who was seriously
injured in a runaway at Humboldt
q few weeks ago. is in the city
receiving treatment from Drs.
Green and Boose. At this writ
ing his hand is some better. He
IS al the home of his daughter,
Mrs George. Albright.
The city has been oyerrun with
blind beggars, hoboes and solicit
tors Of every sort. with and with
ont generally without creden-
tials. But our people gave freely,
as Is the custom, thus proving
again the truth OF Barnum's fay-
orite saying.-Humboldt Leader.
Same at the hub, neighbor.
M. ard Mrs. Al Southland re-
turned the latter part of the week
from an extended visit with their
children in Denver. Mr.. South
ard saws he had a fine time and
enjoyed the trip but was glad to
get home. When they left Den.
yer last week there was -four
inches of snow on the ground.
- M4 S:
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

80 - -
bank and look at the sur-kiSsed
brook as it merrily dances in
glee around the protruding peb-
bles ard feel glad that you were
alive. Well, that is the same
sensation You Will experience
when Won witness 81 Plunkard. y
It IS a laughing, bubbling heart
ard home story. When the chr
tain falls on the last act you Will
feel as refreshed as if Won had
Just drank a cup of spring water.
ST Plunkard' with j. {. Lewis
in the title role m to the
Ceiling, Monday, May ;. Band
and orchestra.
Mrs. Pres Kaiser and Miss
Alice Wall of Humboldt accom-
panied the formers daughter, Mrs.
Downing to this city Wednesday,
where she left on the Pacific for
her future home in Omaha.
Losr-In or about this city
Saturday afternoon, a gold watch
and fob. Fob has 'Neliie' en-
grayed on it.. Finder return to.
this office and receive reward.
Mrs Fred Bruhn Of Salem was
a visitor in this city Monday.
While here she made the Tribune a
pleasant call and also favored rs
with a years subscription.
Mrs. Cronin who has been Wis
iting her daughters, Mrs. lodge
McKiever and Mrs. Less Leeds,
returned to her home in Ralo
Sunday,
Miss Lois Keeling, Lott.e Put
nam, katherine Seibel and allie
Keeling formed an auto party,
who visited Salem Sunday alter
loon.
Mrs. Frank Eyersole Of Elk
Creek is in the city visiting her
many old friends. She is a guest
at the home Of w. H. Crook ard
wife.
Mrs. Asa Rogers who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. T. J..
Whitaker, returned to her home
in Beatrice Wednesday,
Landlord Spence, of the Ma
tional hotel, returned Friday
night from a business trip 10 Lin
coin.
Mrs. Bert McCool and daughter
Nola of Salem we're visitors al
the home of Il. r. Rule Wednes-
day.
Charles and John Gunzenhauser
of Humboldt were trarsactirg
business at this place Monday.
p. B. Weaver, wife and little
daughter left Friday for { few
days stay at Kansas City.
Pat O'Brien of Wymore arrived
in the city Saturday to attend
the funeral of Pat Casey.
Miss Ruth Lewis was quite sick
this week, suffering from ar at
tack of appendicitis.
]. E. Morehouse, OF the Daw-
son News Boy, will sell that plant
on Saturday, May /.
Karl Rauch was down from
Stella Monday looking after some
business matters.
Frank Martin came down from
Council Bluffs and spent Sunday
with his parents.
Get your Early Ohio seed
potatoes add seed corn al Heck's
feed store. #
Isl Plunkard" will be 1t the
Ceiling on next Monday evening
May 3.
Harvey Thompson IS very i'll
suffering from inflammation of tie
lungs.
Mrs. Walton OF Salem spent
Wednesday in this city or bust
ness.
- IT Min - IL. -.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

&aAAAA~ ll1i law NNAN Wv ~
Kansas City the first of the week
u look over a salesman'S line OF
samples. which was entirely too
large to be accommodated in any
sample room in Falls City, He
was met here by his brother, Tom,
Of Wymore, who accompanied
him.
When d man goes away from
home and gets a hair cut, the To-
ca BARRIERS notice it on his return
and talk about il. The local bar
bers are willing for a customer to
get shaved while away from
home, but believe he should have
his hair cut before starting.-E,X.
Mrs. Bruno Hanson returned
to her home in Omaha Friday,
after spending several days with
her parents, w. H.. Kerr and
wife at this place. Mr.. Hanson
who was visiting here, returned
home several days ago,
James Bunch of Hamlin was
here the latter part OF the week
visiting his father, J. A. Bunch,
on route one. He was a very
pleasant caller at this Office on
Saturday.
". c. Sloan and Lawrence
Corn Of Verdon, attended a SEES
sion Of the I. O. @. f. lodge in
city Friday evening. Work in
first degree attracted their atten-
ton.
Crete Stewart of Hiawatha,
spent a few days in the city the
guest OF Miss Hazel White. She
also attended the Junior recep-
ton at Wallis hall Friday night.
Oliver Emmert from near Sa-
betha was in the city Monday en-
route home from a trip to South
Dakota, where he went to file on
his claim.
Will Burnett and wife of Chi
cago, were here Thursday the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Werner and Mrs. Laura Paxton.
Mrs. Y. f. Emmerson was
down from Nerdon the latter
part of the week looking after
business and visiting friends,
Mrs. W. c. Sloan and two
children of Nerdon, spent a few
days in this city with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. John Hossack.
While in the city Sunday, EN-
ing Herbert met with an autono-
bile accident and had to secure
help to get his car home.
Warren Nicholson lett Satur-
day morning for St. Joe, where
he will spend some time visiting
relatives and friends.
Mrs. Mary Wicks left Satur-
day for Kendrick, Idaho, to make
an extended visit to her daughter
Mrs. Margaret Lewis.
". K. Davis. Robert Kanaly
and J. p. Mooney were business
visitors at this place the latter
part OF the weok.
The Wiling Workers of the
Christian Church held an apron
sale at the Variety store Friday
and Saturday.
In the docket for the May term
OF the district court of Brown
county, there are twenty divorce
cases filed.
Wm. Stewart and wife of Re.
serve spent Sunday in this city
with their daughter, Mrs. Henry
Mosiman.
George Prater and wife lief
Friday morning for St. Joe, tc
look after business and to yisi
relatives.
zetta Camblin, Jessie Paxton
IL. c. Edwards and Joe Mile.
spent last Sunday at Sycamore
l C..~.ur
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
He Didn't Know.

F was telling three or four Of us
about once belonging to a baseball
team, when the man with the bad
cigar observed:
But did any Of you fellers ever see
game OF foOtballT'
Great Scots. man. but you don't mean
that you haYen'tT' exclaimed the Story
teller
We'll. I dunno. Sometimes I think
have. and sometimes I doubt It. II was
one time years ago. IL was In a held.
There was a heap OF people there and
they did a heap Of yelling. / yelled. too.
but ] dunno what for"
How did Il go?" was asked.
well. a lot Of fellers come out with
big ball They stood and mOtioned and
jawed for awhile, and during this time
some one picked my pocket Of IS"
Il see"
Then one OF the fellers kicked the ball.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

and everybody begun 10 boiler. I hol-
Tered. too. and while / was hollering some
one stole my watch"
Go on"
Then two fellers ran and Jumped on
another Teller Then three fellers iumped
on the two feilers. Then the whole gang
jumped on the three fellers. They mad
this over and over again. Every time they
kicked the ball the spectators yelled.
Every time they kicked each other the
spectators yelled the harder. think
they kept 1t up for two hours. and then
an undertaken came"
But what forT''
He was going to say he'd bury the
dead for so much. but they run him OF.
and policeman arrested me for bigamy.
and an auto busted her tires. and ten
women tainted away. and I've never been
abe to figure out what sort OF a game
IL was"
JOE KERR.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
Another Epoch Coming.

HND 20 they have discovered the
North Pole. have theyr' asked the
woman who was buying ten cents
worth Of onions at the grocery.
They have. ma'am-they have" re-
piled the grocer.
And is It going to raise the price Of
'tatersW
Yes, expect IT viii. but not right
away"
And butter VIII 60 uDf''
Bound to. ma am-bound to. VOC see,
it's what they call an epoch. and things
always go up when an epoch comes"
But don't see why tea and sugar
should 60 up"
''The epoch, mh'am-the epoch Keep
the epoch IN view"
But are you going to raise on Goldfish p
she asked.
TN have TO. You see. we shall now
take the Eskimos into the population
Of the United States. and the demand
for Goldfish viii be greater I don't say
It will boom real estate here IN town. but
II must boom GOLDFISH"
But, what did they want to discover
it for and upset thinEsT'
Because IL was time for another epoch.
and It had to come. They are due every
three hundred years. you know. Yes.
epochs must come. and we can't help
ourselves"
And will It be three hundred years to
the next onef"
Just three hundred, ma'am."
''Not on yer iifet' said the woman as
she drew herself up. My Thomas al
lows me six dollars week to run the
house on. I'm going home 10 tell him
that things are going CD. and must have
seven. II he don't give Il TO me there's
coming another epoch within Eve minutes.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
What's the User

EH on may have heard OF New York
y cityT' queried the disgruntled man
- OF the chap who was whistllng soft
and low to himself.
"Oh, yes"
"shs had 4 celebration = few days
Ngo."
Yes"
81 was there"
Eyes, again"
Didn't engage rooms and a hotel"
Gust Ike some folk"
HAD to sleep on cot In the hall"
-'Fine-hnel"
FIRST night was there the landlord
insisted that I take a fat man In with
me- Next night he brought two Of them.
Think OF the three or VI en- a cot hardly
wide enough for onel Do you wonder.
sir that / kiekedI Do you wonder that
asserted my rightS7 Do you wonder
that"
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
A HuMAN CANDLE

Waggs-I have found something beside
a candle that will answer that old riddle,
The longer II stands the shorter Il
grows"
Wiggs-What Is TT
Waggs-A candidate. The longer be
stands for Office the shorter be grows
financially.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
he KNEW.

she-What's the difference between
wrestling and hghtlngi
Hem lighting you break a mans
nose, while in wrestling you break his
arm or his leg.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
A CHANCE.

The Night Nurse
Has that medicine
come that the doc
tor promised to sendi
The Day Nurse -
Not yet
The Night Nurse
Then ! guess the pa
tent will live
through the night.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
SURE THING.

SURE THING.
Jigson-That trust
magnste Is dead o2-
posed 10 strikes.
Wigsou-That sol
Jigson-Yes. Why.
ne even sent all the
clocks IN his home
TO the clockmaker's
and had the striking
apparatus taken out
OF each one.
A BIG DIFFER
ENCE.
MF. BoOIem-Tom.
didn't I hear you
slipping up the stairs
az 8 O'Clock this
morningi
Tom Chis son)-No.
SIR. You saw me
slipping down after
climbing half way
up.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
AND MORE THAN THREE.

Mangel-o-s big note VIII be due TO
morrow. What can we do about #?
Wurzel-The law gives us three days OF
grace, doesn't it7
,Mangel-It used to, but it's days of
disgrace now.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

Harold-Bah Jove, / told my tailor I'd
Ike to marry some rich girl and become
interested in settlement work.
Percy-What did he sayf
Harold-He said I'd better get to work
and make a settlement on that suit !
bought two years ago.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
POOR FELLOW.

The Short Chap-Are you going to eele-
brate your marriage this year
The Tall Fellow-No; but l hope III
be in a position to celebrate my divorce
next year.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
he WAS WISE

The Rsbbit-You are a poor potnts1.
Why, you don't hold your tail up.
The Pointer-Wel, I guess not Do
you think I am going TO hold ny tai ND
and have Il shot OF By some OF thsse
amateur huuters3
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

and after it's over there'n be no North
Pole nor South Pole. nor any other Pole
except Thomas hiding under the bed and
calling for the polieeg'
JOE KERR
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
JOE KERR

Hodse-Why Is Dobbs SO bitter against
women taking active interest in politicsl
Dodge-On account Of his wife. She
bet hats with half a dozen feminine &C
quaintances and when her party lost
Dobbs bad 70 pay for the hats.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

"oh, what's the useF' interrupted the
lively man. Il was there, too. vas
one Of i've that slept on a billiard table
Tor four nights running, and every night
some fellows came along and played the
best two out Of three games for the
drinks. We had to roll from side to side
as they shot, and you can imagine how
busy we were"
rs II possIbleP'
Yes, and when they didu't even offer
Us a drink we clipped in and took EN-
all down to Coney Island for an auto ride.
Say. old man, don't DO 4. I mean don't
kick. II isn't good form"
JOE KERR.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
THEN his HoNK WOULD BE HEARD

DO you own an automobiles"
We'll, not so that you could hear 1t
coming I'm waiting until can buy
one for a dollar down and n dollar
month"
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

Mamma.Iames. wish that you would
be more polit&
James-Say No, watcher grim Us, ]
haven't Eot to bsNpOlite at home. have II
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10
AT HOME.

Az Nun T.
wllson-Does Nag
ger and his wife
make you feel at
home when you 90
therei
Bilson - Oh. yes.
Why. they quarrel
right before me. Just
as n I was one OF
the family.
NOT COMPLIMENT
IAh1.
The Minister I'm
glad to see that you
come 70 church eY-
cry Sunday.
stranger-Yes. sir.
I Just Ike 20 come
aud sit still and
think Of nothing.
NO REST FOB
HIM.
Boyle-Hello, Doyle.
How's things wild ys
these daysl
Doyle - Oh. busy,
very busy. indade.
Boyle - Ye don't
tell met
Doyle-Aye. Sure.
iv'ry time I'm at
lRysure / hove some
thin 10 do.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

THE NAME A MIsNoMER.
Wise-Guess where the sunragettes are
holding their meeting7
Smart-Where1
Wise-Friendship Hall.
The Washington herald., 1909-10-10

ZOE KERR
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-05

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tres amos, ademas de los dos que todayia
lie restan seg1n Ell contrato anterior. Tie
ne, pues, ell Metropolitan asegurado q
Caruso hasta la estaci6n de 1913 a 1914
Al ratificar la noticia, CarusO Sc ex-
presaba regocijadamente.
-Si,-dijo,-Me contenta mucho mi
compromise por cinco amos mas en- New
York; me contenta no solo por mis- n e
gocios sino porque mt encantan New
York y sus habitantes. Nunca, como
ahora, me he sentido mejor en- mi vida.
Mis- amigos me dicen que jamas he esta-
do tan bien. Mi nuevo contratO 10 com
prueba, pues Kahu y Gatti-C asazza son
muy dificiles de complacer.
Ell Metropolitan tiene actualmente un
"Staff" de IGNORES de primer orden
Caruso, Bonci, Siezak, Edmond Clement,
Jorn Jadiowker y Burrian. Las sopra-
nos son Geraldine Farrar, Emmy Des-
tim, Lillian N6rdica, johanna Gadski,
Jane Noria y Lydia Lipkomska, la jo-
ven cantatriz rusa que alcanz6 tanto
exito en- la Opera Comica en- "LakmS'' y
"Traviata."
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-05

custom lie la le.. tie presupuesto, pasa ]:
va por La Camara de Representatives.. Ell
Senado declare que no habla tempo pa
RAJ estudiar todos los articulos del pro-
veto, pues Ell Congress- Sc iba asclau-
surar q media noche y apenas habla CO.
menzado la discussion de dicho proyecto.
A Ultima bora ell Executive Sc esforzo
por conv0car ell Senado a una session ex-
traordinaria para terminar ell asunto;
pero la tentative para reunir los Senado-
res ~fracas6, y no hubo quorum para La
session. En- esta emergencia, Ell Presiden-
tie Gomez, hacienda uso de una autoriza-
|ci6n de la Camara de Representatives.,
puso en- evidencia la ley de presupuesto
Ultima, que fue -6ctada por ell Goberna-
dor Magoon.
Hoy apreso la policfa I'm pequeno bo-
tie que lego q Chaparro, provincial de
Santiago, tripulado por I'm americana
llamado Lambitza, quien present6 unos
papeles para probar que anda viajando
de esta manera por tOdas las costas de
Sud-America, para ganar una apuesta
de cincO mil dollars.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-05
PoR CARLOS ICKN
800

y en- sus raros momentos de ocio Carolina aprende mu-
chas nociones del lenguaje de los sordO-mudos para hacer
menos amargo Ell infortunio de SUI hia.
Pope esta empleado en- la Aduana y Sc porta muy bien
Ell ancano M. Turveydrop, que de cada da esta en- mayor
peligro de una ~apoplejia, expone de continue sus natura-
les gracias en- los sitios mas frecuentados; goza como STEM
pre- de 81 mismo; ocmo siempre inspira profunda fe 4 su
hijo y a su nuera, y conservando a Pope bajo sn distin-
guida protection, lie da q entender que lie legara un her
moso reloj frances de sobremesa que adorna su cuarto-
tOcadOr. 10y que no es suyO.
Nuestras primeras economics fueron empleadas en- La
construction de un pabelloncito destinadO exclusivamente
para mi tutor; SUI Inauguration Sc verified con extraordi-
maria pompa.
mente, no puedo menos a pesar milo de sentirme conmo-
vida al yer que lego al fin de mi relate y al hablar de NJ
Jarudyce las lagrimas asoman q mis- ojos.
No lie miro que no olga aquellas palabras del triste Ri
cardo celebrando demasiado tarde su bondad! Para Eva
Y SUI hijo es ell mas tierno de los padres, y para mi, 10 que
siempre ha sdo, no sc que nombre darle. Els a una ell me-
jor amigo de mi marido, Ell ~predilecto de las ninas, ell OBJ
jeto de nuestrO carino y de nuestra veneraci6n mas pro-
funda. Y sin embargo, por mas que lie considere como un
ser superior, teng0 con el tanta franqueza, estoy tan bien
a su lado, que a veces lega este a admirarme. Conserve
aun para FL todos mis- antiques nombres de madrecta,
mujercta mia, yo lie contesto: sSi, tutor, 10 mismo
que antes.
BESIDE cl da en- que me llev6. ante la fachada de nnes-