The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-29
~ NDER THE LASH.
BY ANGLiCUSs
TO p. AND w.

In the fell clutch of Mr. P.
have not WINGED mol by heck!
The barber of the mild blue ee
Slashes but finds still on deck.
Beyond the Of the years
Looms yet a while your rapid shave.
Away from me. ye doubts and fears!
will be firm, will be brave!
Some Ill your tortures weird,
Your scrapes and pulls Ga lengthy series
And be the boss of my beard,
The captain of my Dundrearys.
UPON IT. OF all the maxims which, as somebody
suggested the Maxim lencer should get busy
surd than that
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep and you weep alone"
whatever the exact form of the accued thing These
baeful for they acrbed to Poees of Pas
If she had changed with" to at the first ine and mof
line Weep you being per-
sensbites would gone halfway
saying something good will reputation
for being unable to be consoed valuable Are you obliged
bankruptcy? Why have published "Mr Frustrated
blow and will be the again. The widow
finds her reputation afeguaed by H swollen with weeping
additional comfort if she did put
Cruel Should Necessity with iron hand and force
to sojou midst what reasonable remark than my
chdren What will become them? In the serious troubles
when the elopes
ORDER should laugh you step
Of bigger Be assured that he will laugh with
YOU An opmist is good meet and then but for
steady diet good thorough crouch satisfactory Try
with and will nwardy smile at the pessim dear
old fellow but the cheerful will wish throw the fui
For such the pervy of human that seek for
the the but fear that the apple it's
heart Here endeth the first lesson
M OTHERS DAY. The latest for holiday Mothers
Day which be celebrated he best of all mothers your
This idea of that there people mothers
the right and expected
conductive additional neglect the other three hundred and
"a boys best friend is his moherand this of
paunous truths of which hate have other people tell
which thoroughly assimaed To out and
have motheand holidays principally
horns and ck and the horn spmay be
hardly like goo cricket don't knowf
Why not ceebated She might prefer
you being practical nnimagnave nature
might not wish the degree her adherence the most
Roosevs ideals matter of national
might have desire to take in Grand Parade of Mothers
might prefer about duties accustomed
fraction the mighty effort Of love
going expend her the suspicious and distributing
lit little more evenly Picture
Git will be indispensable to make her
sorrowing sits beside the glowing
glowing DO your pcuring should only spoil it,
would not be likely my know that love
we'll; what shoungs Shall rather keep
II it as secret?"
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respectable pronoun his egosms He has sought
sought vny for something without the blatancy the
capital without GOODNESS of the impersona Che We
therefore great pleasure to our that
ponoun banished from the editorial columns edc
pared with the Medes and Persians
joker hereafter appear this column exclusively We must
intended the impression that OF the
the paper policies and ideas for
sumption could be farther from thoughts and convinced
that paper would be extremely unintereng
but sweet self selves that be more nearly correct
There comfortable aenne feeling about this illuminated
appeals strongly The duality minds Thy
which convey the minds of mankind general is
postuate religions and is evident that when
moons takes him that he reality gentle
fully entitled to double We of the
opinion that the misconcepon OF editor who
liberal editorial "we times There could be
nothing hurried about who wrote follows Eve