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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-09-16
Young Men:
Reason It Out

Let's at the facts; and find for ALL why these
are the best clothes young can buy.
The makers, EderheimerStein & Co, specialize Young
Mems; they don't make mems clothes at ALL
There aren't many such makes Not enough go round
and permit every have ive genuine special brand
for young fellows only.
Your size in mans suit doesn't make it right for YOU
There's legion Of details the designing and tailoring that
! !: J J ! ! : !
lii "a distinguish Young Mems from Mems
nMM M1N clothes. Your kind won't suit your
Iga1 91Nn - father; his kind please you.
na9YlN0In01NAAA Ederhemer, Stein & Co, make
|HHnNNnl/ INll1A clothes for the Young Mans figure
I11NnNNlN1H1l and the Young Mans taste. They
nN "a IxXEN( make roomy, full chested that
N1kN1M1NsNN(. stylish suits and overcoats with
!: : :
l1rsA1lssnnI|I ~ s lot swing and snap them
uM1aakD MMII0I00000 NNMsXNNI" than wants.
- Xal/m 1t takes third cloth and
- - lot skill to make clothes the
- mmnaH Young Mans way But when you
1anI @@s1 buy them you're satisfied; you've
- got the best.
10 We're sensitive the point Of
kAESS1 making difference between Young
!" Men and Men, We hope you are
kraabel s. kraabeI
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-09-16

BYRON WILLIAMS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Early Prelude. Against potatoe.

The way OF the potato was said to
have been barred by the prejudice that
It was never mentioned In the Bible.
In the L0tiians Ii came In about
l74O. the year OF the famine. from Ire
land. but was confined to gardens till
about l754. when it was planted In
fields about Aberlady. By the close OF
the century il was a general article OF
diet Ramsay says that George Hen
dersnn weni about 1850 for bag OF
potatoes to Kilsyth. where 1.-The Irish
'rinaii0tl Of field culture had lately been
tried. and introduced the potato into
Mentieth. where a few had been
known. but only In kale yards. The
old folks. however. did not take kindly
to the new food. Old George Bachop,
one Of the Ochtertyre tenants. when
tod by his wife that she had potatoes
for supper said: ''ratties: Tatties!
never supped on them a my days and
Wilma the NIGHT. Gle them to the herd
and get me. sowens." 1t is significant
that Burns. who sings the praises Of
kale and porridge and haggis. should
have nothing TO say Of the potato
BlackwoOd's Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Marriaaes In Spain.

Though marriages In Spain are often
arranged without the consent Of the
bride elect. law or custom gives the
Spanish woman the power OF appeal
ing to u magistrate il she wishes to
escape from union which is distaste-
full to her. and the magistrate may
take her from her fathers house until
she in Of age and her Own mistress,
while If she determines to marry
man OF whom her parents disapprove
she may also place herself under the
protection OF the law. and She cannot
be deprived OF her SHARE. OF the family
estates On reachin. her majority she
enjoys the same privileges as her
brother with regard to property. She
may inherit. will. buy and sell. But
when she niarries she again reyertS to
the position OF a minor. and her hus-
band has entire control of her possess
sions. which he can squander without
rendering any account to her. though
she cannot spend a penny OF her own
money without his consent. He may
desert her and her children without
mourning any punishment or much
public condemnation. A Spanish lady
confers on her husband the titles or
nobility and any privilege connected
Herewith she may possess at the time
OF her marriage. London Queen.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Shakespeare's House.

The house in which the master bard
was born is located In Henley street.
Stratford-on-Avon. England. Wash
ington Irving said Of this famous
abode Of genius: 1T Is a. small. mean
looking edifice OF wood and plaster. a
true Nesting place Of genius. which
seems to delight In Matching it's of
spring in by-corners. The walls OF it's
squalid chambers are covered with
names and inscriptions in every Ian
guage by pilgrims Of all nations. ranks
and conditions. from the prince 70 the
peasant. and present simple but
striking instance Of the spontaneous
and universal homage Of mankind to
the great poet of nalure."
Several years ago the house was
purchased by subscription with a
view to the careful preservation OF it
and OF it's contents for the inspection
OF future generations.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Europe,s pirtiest Town.

All travellers should shun Borysiaw.
IN Galicia 1.-THE back OF Europe
truthfully called the dirtiest place In
Europe II is the oil trade center and
is decidedly not beautiful. In the main
street all the houses have been built
on mine refuse. and most OF them
have sunk below the level OF the
street. In fact. there is not solid
brick or stone building in the whole
Of the town. and many Of the houses
are In state OF partial or entire col
lapse. Unrefned petroleum is every
where 1t gets into everything
and clothing-and the atmosphere
reeks of IT, Along one side OF the
main street Is raised wooden pave
ment. and beneath 1t is an oily ditch.
Boryslaw's main waterway Is a mar
row. sluggish. oily stream. On its
banks the towns refuse is cast. and
the market booths are erected along
side. while the local washerwomen--
though from external appearances one
would Judge that laundresses did not
exist there at aldo their washing In
its oily depths.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
A Costly Client.

Miss Bayley told me that Mr..
Phipps the oculist. told a gentleman.
who told her. the following anecdote
Of the late Duchess OF Devonshire:
Mr. Phipps was sent for to Chats
worth to operate upon the duchess
eye. He stayed there some time and
at parting received from the duke y
fee of fl.O0O Just before he stepped
into his carriage message from the
duchess brought him to her chamber
She hoped the duke had done what
was handsome by Mr.. Phipps. The
gentleman protested:
Yes. and more than handsome
q 1T Is an awful thing" continued her
grace. ITO ask. but really | am at this
moment in immediate want OF such q
sum. and if you could. Mr.. Phipps.s'
What could the oculist do: He pro-
duced his $1,000. took his leave and
never heard Of his money from that
day to this From "RecoilectiOnS OF d
Long Life by Lord Broughton John
Cam HObhouse,.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Flower Gardens Of the See.

The sea has its flower gardens. bu:
the blooms are not on plants as they
are on the land. 1t is the animals o.
the sea thar make the gardens. the
corals Of the tropical waters particu-
larry making a display OF floral beauty
thar fairly rivals the gorgeous coloring
and delicate grace presented by land
flowers. So closely do they resemble
plant blooms that IL Is hard 70 believe
that they are wholly animal In organi-
cation. A naturalist says that among
the coral gardens there are fishes OF
curious forms and flashing colors dart
Ing about. JUST "a the birds and butter
f1ies dart about plant gardens 90 land.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26


Cii,!s na- ui,l isiark southern
.nllmny." MIN III the iovabIe traits
and Inconsistencies, OF her kind. For
many years she wils cook III the War.
rem family aud gave faithfui aud sat
isfactory service.
One summer the entire family were
away for two months. and Mr.. War
rem gave Cindy real yaca ton by
paying her full wages for that time
and giving her the keys to the well
stocked storeroom.
A few days after the return OF the
family Cindy came bristling into Mrs.
Warren's sitting room.
II wants mo- wages she announced.
why. Cindy." exclaimed the sur
prised mistress. you are getting bet
ter pay than any cook know Of In q
family the size of ours You have a
nice. comfortable room and good treat
ment. Think how kind it was Of MIR.
Warren to give you long vacation
with your full wages"
Oats it. grumbled Cindy. Mr..
Warren paid me dat money fur dom
nuthin' An now all you folks is come
back fur me TO cook fur an wait on.
An ! gifts more money or leaves.
LippincOtt's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Tuning a Bell.

No matter how great may be the
care taken in making the mold. bell
has to be tuned before it will ring a
clear. true note. AS a matter OF fact.
every bell sounds five notes. all of
which must blend together harmo-
niously. IL one is the least bit out the
tone will be spoiled. The first of
these notes is produced by the vibra-
lions at the mouth OF the bell, the Sec
ond by the vibrations little higher
up. the third still higher up. and SO
on to the fifth. which is produced
quite near the top. AS the character
Of the sound which rings depends
upon the thickness of the metal. it is
possible. by taking thin shavings from
various places in the inside of the
bell. to alter the five notes until they
are all in harmony.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
A Problem In Mathematics.

The town Of Sturgis. in Mississippi.
is the only round square town in ex-
istence By legal enactment the circle
has been squared. and the mathemati-
clan may now proceed to calculate the
area Of a square circle. In the laws Of
Mississippi for the year 1886. on page
$50. Is found the following:
An act to incorporate the town of
Sturgis. in Oktibbeha county. Missis-
sippi.
Section l. Be it enacted by the
legislature of the state OF Mississippi
that the town of Sturgis. in the county
of Oktibbeha. is hereby incorporated
and that the corporate limits Of said
town shall be as follows: Beginning
at the quarter stake in front Of Caleb
Hannah's residence and running 600
yards In every direction, making said
corporate limits 1000 yards square,"
Thus the circle is squared by the SOL
emn declaration Of the law. 80
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
TALK OF SPECIAL SESSION
Gravel Roads Decision 10 Declared to
Have Played Havoc.

At Indianapolis, Ind. the News
says "the decision by the supreme
court declaring the three-miie gravel
road law unconstitutional has played
havoc throughout thesstate. u
I'm Miami county hundreds Of men
and teams have been thrown out Of
work. and many bridges, culverts and
roads are left in an incomplete state,
to be greatly damaged by the winter
SHOWS and rains.
"Other counties report like condi-
tions, but lesser extent of damage.
The invalidating of the bonds issued to
pay for the roads means great loss to
the buyers Of the securities.
Attorneys in some counties believe
a special session of the legislature will
be necessary to unravel the tangle."
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
A Convert.

An old Cambridge friend OF mine
who had good deal OF the wisdom OF
the serpent In him had farmer in his
parish in Norfolk whom he could not
get 70 church. Whenever he pressed
upon him bis neglect or his Tad exam
pie he was aiways met VITA the same
excuse. You be too young and do not
know enough to teach such as l." At
last he gave up the farmer in despair.
But one day be happened TO pass by
the farm while his parishioner was
engaged In killing fne pig. My
friend said: What pig! Why, he
weighs thirty-four stone!' What dost
thou know Of pigs?" replied the
farmer. Il only wish he weighed as
much." When they next met the farm
er. to bis surprise. told my friend that
the pig had been found to weigh just
thirty-four stone. He added. much to
my friends qualification. And thou
wilt see me at church next Sunday,
parson. London Globe.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Forced Into Exile

VIM. Upchurch of Glen Oak, Okla.
was an exile from home. Mountain air,
he thought, world cure frightful lung
racking cough that had defied all RENE.
dies for two years. After six months he
returned. death dogRing his steps. "rhen
| began to use DIR. Kings New Discov-
cry he writes, land after taking six
bottles am as we'll as ever" 1t saves
thousands yearly from desperate lung
diseases. Infallible for coughs and colds
it dispels Hoarseness and Sore Throat.
Cures Grip, Bronchitis, Hemorrhages,
Asthma, Group, Whooping Cough. SOC
and S1O0, trial bottle free, guaranteed
by w. G. Atwel.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
HAPPY WOMEN.
Plenty of Them in Edgetton and
Good Reason For It.

II
Good Reason For It.
Wouldn't any woman be happy
After years of backache suffering,
Days OF misery, nights OF unrest,
The distress OF urinary trouble,
She finds relief and cure?
No reason why any Edgerton reader
should suffer in the face OF evidence
like this:
Mrs VIM sLeedle, Front ST., Edgerton,
Wis, says, II recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills at every opportunity, as j know
they are worthy OF my endorsement.
first began using them several years
ago. At that time | was suffering from
kidney trouble and could tind nothing
that would relieve me. | finally learned
of Doan's Kidney Pills, and procured a
box at Atwell's drug store. / used
them according to directions and [
have had no serious trouble from my
kidneys since. always keep this rem
edy on hand and il l feel any symptoms
OF kidney trouble approaching, l take
a few doses which always serve to pre-
vent the attacks" 81
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the nanae-Doans 4@and
take no other.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Name to Fit the Trade.

Old newspapers give US many in
stances OF mems names fitting their
callings. Thus we have Last. a shoe
maker of Exeter. and Treadway. who
piled the same trade in Hammer
smith. There was a Bristol school
master named Rod. Dodge and
Wynne. attorneys at law OF Liverpool.
must have been the butts of their
fellow townsmen. while few could
have more appropriate name than
the Primitive Methodist preacher Riv-
er Jordan London Chronicle
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Learn 10 DISTINGUISH colors,

Lac experience hiss shown that the
colorblind may be taught to name or
binary colors correctly, although they
may not see colors as others do A
conductor on the Southern railway
was discharged for color blindness,
when he began to study colored wool
ems and plants, and in five weeks
passed a rigid color examination with
out mistake. DR.. Brawley has over
come the disadvantage of color blind
ness in other persons by like course
of color study.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
400, 900, 900 POUNDS TOBACCO

Great Crop OF Burley and Other Grades
in Kentucky.
Kentucky's hurley and other grades
of tobacco in the 1909 crop will be
nearly 10000, 900 pounds, record
The hurley crop amounts to 100000
000 pounds alone. Of this, between So
and SIS per cent has been pooled. Prices
average from IL to IA cents, with 10
cents and 20 cents as minimum and
maximum.
Bank officials say the pools and in
dependents will sell early.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
"Tea with Children"

Tea" says the London Chronicle.
''in the garden is one of the best
established of our mid-victorian insti'
buttons. Mr.. E. v. Lucas-who is a
eonnoisseur of the caddy-recalls in
his essay, The Divine Leaf story
of the late Arthur Cecil, who once en-.
countered the following inscription in
garden at Kew: Tea. plain, 3d.:
tea, with shrimps, 3D.; tea, with chill
dren, Is"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
DlsBARS BRYAN'S NOMlNATOH
Court Rules Lawyer Dunn's Apology
Worse Than His Offense.

Attorney /. J. Dunn, who named w.
J. Bryan at the Democratic presi-
Dental convention in Denver, has
been disbarred.
Some weeks ago Dunn, in taking an
appeal to a court, used language for
which he was censured and was called
upon to plead to charge of contempt.
He apologized, but the court decided
that his apology and attitude were
worse than tkeaoriglnal offense.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
EQyptoloQicai.

Ptolemy of Egypt was making a
critical survey OF the sphinx Well"
he said with confidence. there's no
question about her being a woman all
right, but I guess If she opens her
mouth she won't put her foot in it."
Which had no bearing whatever on
the argument
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26

Old fogies say talking about dis
eases makes folk get diseases, which
is sheer rot, or rather it is assuming
that the people are miles beneath
themselves in mind and self-control.
Man is like a rubber ball. Stop the
squeeze, give him half a chance and
he will swell the dents out every
time.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Death INSTEAD
OF A MARRIAGE
Auto Containing Bridal Party Is
Hurled from B.idge.
THREE KILLED, TWO INJURED

Party Was Returning to Fort Gaines
from cuthbert, Ga, Where Ministers
Refused to Marry Couple on Ac-
count Of Youth-Driver of Car Loses
Control When He Attempts to Light
Cigarette and Auto Piunges of
Bridge to Railway Tracks Below.
Three persons are dead and two
probably fatally injured as a result of
an automobile accident near Cuth-
bert, Ga.
The dead: Curtis Williams. Of Fort
Gaines; James Shepard. OF Edison;
Horace Shepard, of Edison. The in
jured: Miss Helene MattOx, aged
nineteen, Coleman; Miss Mary Mattox.
aged sixteen, Coleman.
With the purpose Of being married,
James Shepard and Miss Helene Mat
tox, accompanied by Horace Shepard,
a brother Of the bridegroom, and Miss
Mary Mattox, a sister Of the bride.to-
be, secured an automobile at Fort
Gaines, AMI were quickly, driven to
Cnthbert by Curtis Williams.
Upon reaching this point all the min
listers refused to marry the couple on
account Of their youth, neither of them
yet having passed the twentieth birth
day After being unable to secure the
services of minister the party hastily
left town.
They were speeding along at the rate
Of thirty miles an hour, when Williams,
the chauffeur, attempted to light a CT
gazette and lost control Of his machine
while crossing thirty-foot bridge over
the Central railway.
The car plunged off the bridge and
the party was dashed to the railroad
tracks below, the machine falling up
on Shepard and Williams.
Chauffeur Williams neck was brok-
en- and death resulted Instantly. The
two Shepards were frightfully injured
and death resulted in few moments.
Miss Helen Mattox was severely
bruised and her face and arms were
badly lacerated She also received in
ternal injuries. Miss Mary Mattox al
so suffered probably fatal injuries.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
a scalded isox,s shr,aks

Mortified his grandmother, Mrs. Maria
Taylor, of Nebo. KY, who writes that,
when all thought be would die. Buck
lens Arnica Salve wholly cured him.
InfalliBle for Burns, Scalds, Cuts, Corns
Woun1s, Bruises. Cures Fever Sores,
Boils. Skin Eruptions, Chilblains, Chap
ped Hands Soon routs Piles. 25c at w.
G. Atweil
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
No Case ON Record

There is no case on record of cough
or cold resulting in pneumonia or con-
sumption after Fole,'s Honey and Tar
has been taken, as it will stop your
cough and break up your cold quickly.
Refuse any but the genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar in the yellow package.
Contains no opiates and is safe and sure.
w G.. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
Fhe Kind You Have Always Sought
signature assss the Ct IHzNSza
NOT IN Monarcn.s Class.

Zimmerman, an eminent practitiOn-
er of his day, was called in as phySi.
clan to Frederick the Great in his last
illness One morning the king said:
''You have, l presume, helped many a
man into another world" The doctor
responded judiciously blending truth
and f1attery: Not so many as your
majesty, nor with so much honor to
myself"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
ED cORRIGAN is A BANKRUPT

Gives Liabilities as $4,000 and As
sets $13,65o.
Ed Corrigan, the turfman, of Chica-
go, New Orleans and Lexington. KY.
has filed petition in bankruptcy in
the United States court at Frankfort.
KY.
His assets are given at $13,650 and
liabilities at $4,000.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
No Escape Via Temperance,

mabel is getting past the marriage
able age. isn't shey'
Yes. and it's too bad she hasn't
any talents
Why"
'.She won't be able to tell her friends
that temperament prompts her to give
up matrimony and devote herself TO
art."-St Louis Star
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
What Dead Reckoning Means

Dead reckoning is term used in
navigation to express the estimation
that is made of ships place without
having recourse to observation of the
celestial bodies. It is made by OBJ
serving the way she makes by the
log aud the course on which she has
been steered, making allowance for
drift, leeway. etc.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Not Much 20 Make In.

"Fo' goodness sake" impatiently ex-
claimed Mr.. Coonley during the poker
game, speak up lively an say what
yo' am a-gwine to do. Nose! Why, It
don't take me mo- den two seconds to
make up NAH mind"
III 1t did" replied the player ad.
dressed. very deliberately. you'd SUIT
tafnly be loafin'.-New York Sun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26

Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure any
case OF kidney or bladder trouble that is
not beyond the rerch of medicine Cures
backache and irregularities that il me-
elected might result in Bright's disease
or diabetes-W. G.. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
A Foolish Question.

A reader of the New York World
writes to that paper to ask whether it
is proper for a young man TO send
candy to a girl whom he has met but
once. What a question. Why. most
young men begin handing a girl taffy
as soon as they are introduced to her,
Washington Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
No Backache or Kidney Pains

If you have pains in the back, urin-
airy, bladder or kidney trouble, dizzi-
ness and lack of energy, try Mother
Gray's Australian Leaf, the pleasant
herb cure. AS regulator it has no
equal At all druggists, or by mail,
SOC. Ask to-day. Sample free. Adj
dress The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N.
Y. 52w4
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
CHURCH GUSTS MRS. STETSON
Declared Foe to the Teachings OF
Christian Science

Christian Science.
The name of Mrs. Augusta e. Stet-
son, formerly first reader of the Chris
tian Science church of New York, was
dropped from the rolls of the Chris
tian Science church in Boston by the
board of directors.
1t was announced that the directors
found the charges that Mrs. Stetson
was working against the interests Of
the church, and contrary to the teach
true
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26

II you desire clear complexion take
Foley's Orino Laxative for constipation
and liver trouble as it will stimulate
these oagans and thoroughly cleanse
your system, which is what everyone
needs in order to feel well.-G. G.. At
well.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Young Girls Are Victims

of headache, as we'll as older women, but
all get quick relief and prompt cure
from DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the
worlds best remedy for sick and nervous
headaches. They make pure blood. and
strong nerves aud build up your health.
Try them. 25c at W. G.. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26

Conscience and Custom.
The laws of conscience, which we
pretend to be derived from nature,
proceed from Observation-Disclosures.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-11-26
Incentive.

Woman's desire for fine clothes has
caused many man to become worthy
of big salary