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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
LIBERTY.

What are you going to be when
you grow up?" asked the minister.
"A milkman,'' said Tommy, very
promptly, ''so's l can go round in the
morning making allthe noise want
Buffalo Express .-1-~
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06

The Christian Register finds that:
No people enjoy the eating Of vege-
tables and fruit so much as those who
have good gardens and confine them
selves to the order of nature, eating
only what is in season in the home
gardens.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
CORRECT.

ostend-"Pa, what is numlsma-
tist?''
PA numismatist, my son is
collector of coins"
Ostend-"And, pap
Pa-'''Well, my son?'
Ostend-"Is head waiter a nu-
mismatist?" -Chicago News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06

After all, muses. Irving Bachelor,
At isn't clothes or department, or
money, or doing as you'd be done
by that makes gentleman. You've
got to be all right and then forget it.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
Rolled Hat Rrim.

A modish touch is seen in the hat
brim rolled up at one side and fast
ened against the crown with fruit or
flowers. This rolling is smarter II
against the side front rather than di-
rectly on the side.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06

A record apple harvest is expected
in Devon and Somerset, England.
There S every possibility OF 1908
proving the greatest aqyls year
known IN those counties.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
ON GUARD.
d me to meet her by the

"she asked me to meet her by the
garden WALL
"Yet you seem apprehensive.
yes; I'm afraid she intends to
throw me over. w Washington Her.
aid.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
THE TROUBLE.

Miss Threescore "Gracious!
Haven't you found that ribbon for
my hair YETI"
Her Maid-"Y es'm.' .
Miss Threescore - "Then what
keeps you so long?''
Her Maid-"I can't find your hairs
--Bystander.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06

The man who learns to say no gen
orally success in this world, while the
woman, muses. Puck. is likely to find
herself an old maid
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
BLACK and White.

With the white serge or other light
suit finished with collar and cuffs of
black MORE is carried handbag of
the MORE,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
Little Chris For Hats.

The large, low dropping hats viii
have their lines softened by little
curls inside their brims which are a
part Of the hat and not the head.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
LOGICAL.

She-Why do You always get be-
hind in your courses?''
He-"so can pursue them
Harvard Lampoon.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
10 THE TALL TIMBER

Why is Mr., Monk up tree2,'
Miss Hippo is in love with him
and wants to sit on his lap. Hous-
ton Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
sink and wool Net.

silk and wool fish net is another OF
the new mixtures to be MAD In we'll
stocked departments.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
CERTAINTIEs OF THE scHEDuI ~

LEN AlNl1ES OF' It1E SCHEDULE
Excuse me-" said the stranger in
the village, "but do the trains on this
road generally keep schedule time?'
Always" replied the native. 1--WE
can count on wreck twice week.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
LINES TO A LADY

Wrinkle, wrinkle, little star!
we don't know how old you are,
For the deity daubed on paint
Makes you look just like you amt.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
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New York City.-The blouse that
is closed at the left Of the front is
favorite one Of the season and has a
great many practical advantages. 1t
is simple and girlish and is very easy
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-07-06
.ED1TOBS.S9Y

Eternal Progress says: The fate
pf each individual is the creation Of
mat individual; and each creation is
like it's creator.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
INVESTIGATION TERMED
SHREWD POLITICAL MOVE
Mill Valley Official Declares
Funds Will Be Accounted For

MILL VALLEY, June 27.-The possi-
bic result of the meeting of the commit
tee of 10 citizens and the town trustees
Tuesday night for the purpose of as
certaining what hes become of the $5O,-
200 bond issue is the principal topic of
discussion here.
w. Lewis Clark, local inspector of
public works characterized the. invest
cation as a political move upon the part
of the party out of office to throw dis
credit upon the administration. He sal
that the money obtained by the bond
issue has not been wasted, as had been
charged.
Out of the $4,000 voted for street
work. Clark said that $4,000 remained,
and that he can complete his work on
the town square for about So 900
William Falley, secretary of the i'm
provement club, said that he expected
sensational meeting Tuesday night
and that the books of the town trustees
will be thoroughly scrutinized by the
committee OF 10. Those, who comprise
the committee are:
j. W. Amrath. chair-C w Durbrow
man A D. Avery
VIII Falley, secretaTylD. Fl. Bfbb
+. c. Wyckon David Craelius
+. o. Bratton George w West
r. A. Gilbride II. C. Symonds
Charles H. Ham 3iEEMmiEasakHF
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
H0DGHEAD WILL SIT IN
MAYORS CHAIR TUESDAY
Former Administration Will
Turn Over Keys of City

BERKELEY, June 27.-The keys of
the city will be turned over to the
new council at the meeting of the
board Of trustees Tuesday night when
the old and new viii assemble ITO
gether. After the business before the
old board is finished. Francis Ferrier.
president Of the old board will tender
his chair TO Beverly L. Hodghead,
mayor elect
The ceremonies attending the change
viii be simple. Hodghead is expected
10 reply TO terrier with a few remarks
on the policies Of the new council and
probably resolutions of regret AT the
resignation of Town Clerk Jesse Y
Mendenhau will be passed The new
council viii then take their seats for
the purpose of leaving no space of time
in which the city will be without a
government
The new board, meeting in caucus.
has already decided on several matters
connected with their administration. in
order that no time will be consumed
in organization, in regulation of the
meetings and long arguments over the
appointment Of officers.
Frank Stringham a young Berkeley
attorney, has tentatively been chosen
for the position of city attorney 10
take the place Of Redmond c. Stats.
who retires with the old board.
Walter Seaborn, who has for the Ia ST
two years served al s assistant to Citv
Clerk Mendenhall, viii on Mendenhall's
resignation hold the position and II
is said that the other officers noVV In
ONCE VIII be retained.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
PRELATf BLESSES
NEW CORNERSTONE
Archbishop Riordan Officiates
All Saints Church, Hayward,
Before 5000 Persons

HAYWARD, June Pin the pres
ence of crowd of 5000 persons Arch
bishop Riordan blessed the cornerstone
of the new All Saints church this after
noon. The services were unusually
Impressive Two hundred white robed
girls, members of the . congregation
formed a procession with the children
Of the parish school and the members
of several of the church organizations
at the corner of B and Main streets
and, headed by the Hayward band.
marched to the site of the church.
where they were Joined by the arch
bishop and his retinue of clergy.
When the ceremony of blessing the
stone had been performed, Rev. ]. B.
NcNally. pastor of st. Patricks church,
Oakland, preached the dedicatory
sermon. He chose for his theme the
sanctity of good citizenship, and dwelt
eloquently upon the duties and priv
ileges of the American patriot.
Many prominent Catholic clergymen
from both sides of the bay assisted
at the services. Music was provided
by the band and double quartet from
the parish choir.
For two years the parishioners. led
by Rev. ]. Viladomat, pastor of the
church. have been collecting a building
fund, which now amounts to more thar
S20, 900. The new church is to be Of
the Spanish renaissance style of archi-
lecture, and was designed by Klinkert
& Son of San Jose. 1t is expected that
the church will be finished by Sep
tember l. For the present the congre-
cation, which is one of the oldest
Catholic organizations in the state is
worshiping in the old church, which
has been moved to the rear of the
parish lot.
At the conclusion of the services the
archbishop and the visiting clergy We're
entertained at dinner in the parish
house by Father Niladomat.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
ALAMEDA PREPARES
FOR BIG CARNIVAL
Fourth of July Committee Arr
ranging for Opening of
Show Houses


ALAMEDA, June 27-With the cleo
ton of the goddess of liberty disposed
OF the July 4 celebration committee
Is prepared for the opening of the mid
way July l. Work on the clearing of
the big lot adjoining the water works
building in Park street and the erection
OF the various show houses will be
commenced tomorrow The midway
will be open until after the night
celebration July s. 1t will then close
with Joint concert by the five bands
that have been engaged for the car
nivaL
Many residents of the city have COM
meneed the decoration of their houses
ana by the end of the week the city
VIII be attiEed in its. gladstone dress
OF red, white and blue
Is Mayor W. IL. Noy was one of the first
or the decorators to complete his work.
Residents of. the west end will ask
the committee to change the route of
the parade so as to include Webster
street, the city's second business street.
AS arranged now~the parade is to start
at webster street and Lincoln avenue
and proceed up the avenue. At the
last meeting of the Alameda improve
club, a west end organiza ton, it was
decided TO ask the committee to
change the route.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
'KINLEYS NIECE
IN VAUDEVILLE
Relative of Martyred President
Will Render Song Hits at
Bell Theater

OAKLAND, June 27.-Miss Mabel Nc
Kinley, the only living niece of the late
President Mckinley. an accomplished
musical and vocal artist and one of the
most popular girls on the American
stage. was the headline attraction at
the Bell theater this week Miss Nc
kinley rendered in charming manner a
repertoire of ballads and arias that
have won for her the title OF the great
American soprano"
EurOpe's much hera3ded Apache dance
figured in the bill, with Cooke and
Rothert as the principals. The dance
was wild, but graceful and fascinating.
''The Intruders," by BrenOn, Downing
and company, was replete with fun. 1t
went with snap. This excellent team
got all there was out of it.
The Dandy Dancing Dandies," so
called, but in real life the Ward broth
ers were popular in a song and dance
skit that was cleverly manipulated.
Miss francesca Redding, assisted by
gifted company of artists, presented a
hilarious farce comedy entitled The
Man from Mexico" which kept the audi
ence in an uproar of mirth from start
to finish. Unusually well selected mo-
ton pictures rounded out the program.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
NEWS OF THE FOUR COUNTIES BORDERING NSANFRANCSCO BA1
FALL OF 100 FEET
HURTS THREE MEN
Fill on Thorn Hill Road Gives
Way and Wagon Slips
Over Bank

OAKLAND, June ga night drive
over the new Summit road to Moraga
valley ended in an accident and almost
a tragedy at 5 O'Clock this morning
when three men were plunged from a
rig over the side of the grade and fell
100 feet. Eight others in the party
were walking ahead of the team, else
some lives would have been lost.
Fred Prescott of Eighth and Bryant
San Francisco, was driving the
four horse team. In the wagon with
him were z. G. Madigan OF 1913 PeraItd
street. Oakland. and l.. Murphy of l01
Fifth street. Oakland. At the summit
of the Thorn Hill road the MI gave way
and sent the two outside wheels over
the bank. The three occupants Were
pitched out, but the team did not fall
far from the roadside.
Murphy walked to Piedmont and SEM
back an electric ambulance, in which
Madigan and PrescOtt were conveyed to
the receiving hospital. Murphy reached
the same haven few hours later. hav-
ing walked from Piedmont. Prescott
was the most seriously injured, sus-
tanning a fractured rib Madigan had
decorations and bruises, and Murphy
was bruised over the body.
The team was brought back to Oak
land today by the eight members OF the
party who were uninjured-
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
BUTCHERS, UNION HOLDS
EIGHTH ANNUAL PICNIC
San Francisco Organization at
Fairfax Park

FAIRFAX, June 27.-The eighth
annual picnic of butchers union No. 1
of San Francisco was held here today,
and owing to the excellent weather
and the good management of the COM
mittees was a decided success.
The pleasure seekers came over from
San Francisco upon two special trains
and luncheon was enjoyed under the
shady trees of the park. Races, games
and dancing afforded enjoyment forall.
The officers of butchers union No.
are: Charles ]. Kloos. past presi-
dent Charles Wenk, president; Otto
tCook, vice president; D. j. Murray, sec
Eretary; Emil Bihn, treasurer; trustees
Fred Zimmerman, j. j. Kretzmer,
Paul Krebs; executive committee
James O'Leary, John Funk, William ID.
Batterton:
The committees for the outing today
were: Arrangements-Joh j.. Kretz-
mer. Robert Baer, Thomas McEnroe,
William d. Flynn. James o'Leary, 4. G.
Schnueker, Ed w. Jafeman, M: Max
well, W. FL. Batterton, Ed Schuyler,
Charles Gimbel; recepmon-W y
Flynn. w Turney, l.. Thacker, 4.
Richardson. C. Edsberg; floor manager
William H Batterton; assistant floor
managerial Schuyler; floor commit
tee-Walter Scott, J. 7. -Sager, e. Gin
bel. C. Killpack; games-Fred Zimmer-
man. w. Jordon, j. O'Leary.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
Personal Brevities

]. f Mail of Boston is at the Manx.
Nat Rogan OF Boston is at the Fair
mont.
WI Renning of Goldheld is at the
Savoy.
S. 7. Gaines of Santa Barbara is at
the Manx.
Frank L. Frey of Cleveland is at the
ST. Francis.
H W. Earle, a stockton capitalist.
is at the Manx.
JohnsP. Denton of Portland is att the
James B. OConnor of Brooklyn is at
the Union Square.
A. F. Gaytz and family of Chicago
are at the st. Francis.
ID. NJ. Powell of London, registered at
the Stewart yesterday.
r. Ferguson and family of PaIo Alto
are at the Dorchester.
George F. Fowler of Springfield.
Mass, is at the ST. Francis.
W. Newman and family of Fresno
are guests at the st. Francis
N. E. Cousins registered at the ST.
Francis yesterday as from Seattle.
George (. Gum of Salt Lake regis
tered at the st. Francis yesterday.
o. L. Coward of New York regis
tered at the Union Square yesterday.
Mrs. John A. McCreery and ,daugh-
tiers OF new 10TH are at the FdlflnOQl.
w. NJ. Freeman of Los Angeles is
among the late arrivals at the st.
FrsQcis.
Robert Hays Smith and wife are reg
istered at the Fairmont as from
Coa1inga.
ID. i. Ewing. "a railroad official of
Chicago. registered at the Fairmont
yesterday.
G. Hildebrandt and family of Belize,
British Honduras. registered at the st.
Francis yesterday.
John H. Wiseman. a Sacramento real
estate man. is at the Stewart accom-
panied by his wife.
M. A. Dunham of Seattle. who has
banana interests near San Bias, Mex
arrived from the south yesterday and
is at the Manx-
E. S. Duprey. an Englishman who
has been making geological researches
in South America, registered at the
Manx yesterday.
b. F. Bird and wife of Monroe Wash
H. r. Ford of New York and George
A. Cook and wife of Redlands were
arrivals at the ST. Francis yesterday.
d. Robertson, government inspector
of posts and telegraph of New Zealand.
is at the Manx accompanied by his
wife They have spent seven months
in touring the world.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
EVENING LECTURES FOR
THE SUMMER STUDENTS
Visiting Professors to Make
Series of Addresses

BERKELEY. June 27.-Prof. W. "A
Nelson. who occupies the chair Of Eng
lish al Harvard. win deliver the second
Of the series of Monday night lectures
being given in Hearst hall, University
Of California, during the summer ses-
sion.
John Milton. the Puritan Artist
viii be the subject for this lecture,
when Professor Nelson viii take up
the life and works of this author, deal
ing at length with Paradise Lost, the
most famous of this authors work.
Next Friday night a lecture Will be
given in Hearst hall by Prof. Otto
Jesperson. teacher of English litera-
ture IN the University of Copenhagen,
who viii speak on the Origin of Ian
guistic Species" This lecture win be
in line with the course in international
languages being given at the summer
session by this expert. and the basic
with at length.
Special ARA ngement has been made
in the courses given at the session
by Prof Frederick Mortimer Clamp.
who is conducting a series Of lectures
on the history of Italian art In order
that the general public may become in
terested in this series, Professor Rel
Der. dean of the summer session. has
arranged so that people not enrolled in
the session may receive special ad-
mittance TO these lectures at a fee
less than that of registration in the
other courses.
Professor Clapp has spent many
years in the great galleries Of Europe.
studying the masterpieces of the
worlds great artists, and his course
Of lectures contains much personal
narrative Of art and artists.
He is well known as a thorough stu
dent in these matters, and the course
offered by him is attracting a large
attendance.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
PRIESTS CELEBRATE
FIRST HIGH MASS
Father Powers and Father
Keller Perform Initial
Ceremonies

OAKLAND, June 27.-Rev. John Jo-
seph Powers, who was ordained as a
priest by Archbishop Ireland in st
Paurs college, Minneapolis, June IL
celebrated his first high mass at st.
Francis de Sales church this morning
Rev. Father Yorke preached the SER
mon.
Father Powers formerly served Father
MeSweeney as an altar boy in the
church where he acted as celebrant to-
day. He received his preparatory edu-
cation for the priesthood under Arch
bishop ireland in Minnesota, after~ard
taking a college course in the famous
Trappist monastery OF Mount Melleray
Ireland. Upon his return to this state
he engaged in the dry goods business in
San Francisco for several years before
entering ST Pauls college, where he
completed his theological course
Father Powers was the first captainf of
Company n. League of the Cross cadets
and the members of the organization
honored him by attending this morn
ing's service in a body.
Rev Theodore A. Keller, another
young priest. celebrated his first mass
in St. Patrick's church, West Oakland
this morning. assisted by his brother
William Keller. who received minor or
ders last week, and two of his class
mates, Rev. John J. Lucy of St. Vibi-
ana's cathedral and Rev. George La
combe of Sacred Heart parish. The
sermon was preached by Rev. Father J.
B. McNally, pastor o&the church.
The new shrine which has just been
installed in st. Mary's church, a eoun-
terpart of the famous grotto of Lourdes,
was dedicated by the pastor of the
church, Rev. Father Edward Dempsey,
this morning. The shrine will serve as
a baptistry and will be used as a chapel
occa sionally
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
BAKERS DRIVER GRABS
RIVAL FIRMS TRADE
Unwilling Persons Order One
Brand, but Get Another

OAKLAND, June 27.-Pedro Etche-
mendy, Frenchman employed as a
bakers driver, was arrested this morn
ing at Forty-first and Grove streets
on charges Of obtaining money under
false pretenses.
He was lately employed by the
French bakery company. Limited al
Fifth and Franklin streets He drove
route early each morning. and thus
learned the dwelling places of manv
OF the Limited company's customers
Few days ago Etchemendy lost his
Job. and obtained another with the Nev
Oakland French bakery.
Every morning since then. Etche-
mendy has left the new empiover,s
bread on the <old comBany's route This
was easy, as the customers left money
outside their homes each night. which
the driver would exchange for bread
This morning Sergeant Brown caught
Etchemendy in the act and arree3ad
him.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
old WOMAN LOSES
Job; TAXES POISON
Dismissed for Age and. Illness
She Ends Her Life in
Despair


OAKLAND, June 27-Christina
Brown, s6S years of age and for 10
years a factory hand in East Oakland,
committed suicide with carbolic acid
this afternoon in regret at the loss of
her job because of age and illness.
DR.. Dodge, who was ca1ied to her home
at 14S1 East Tenth street. tried in
effectually to save the woman's life.
The remains are at the morgue.
Christina Brown was, brought from
Scotland by countryThen 10 years ago,
and got work at the California cotton
mills, in crafts she had learned in the
old country.
thirteen months ago she fell i'll after
her years of steady labor and was laid
of. OF late she has Sought her place
back, but could not get it. and today
she took acid in despair
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
MEMORIAL DAY FOR
THE ODD FELLOWS
Berkeley and Oakland Lodges
Combine in Services for
Departed

BERKELEY. June 27.-Odd Fellows
lodge Of Berkeley and Oakland com
bined this evening in the observance OF
the odd Fellows memorial day, the
services being held in the North Berle-
ley Congregational church. The ser
mon was delivered by Rev. George de
KAY. member of the order. The
lodges. 500 strong. marched from the
odd Fellows headquarters on Shattuck
avenue and Allston way to the church,
under the command Of their officers.
The lodges participating were Berke-
ley lodge .27O. l. o. o. f.; Berkeley Re-
bekah lodge No. 262; Berkeley Encamp-
ment No. lOs, and Canton Berkeley No.
z. Patriarchs Militant.
Oakland Canton No. il OF the Pa
triarchs were present in fun uniform
as the guests Of the latter branch of
the order and a banquet was served the
members after the services by the
Berkeley organization.
The different lodges assembled at the
odd Fellows hail. in fun regalia, at
T:40 O'Clock, and the lines were formed.
The Oakland Patriarchs. being the
guests Of the Berkeley order, were
placed at the head of the column, and j.
E. Streightiff, an officer Of the Berkeley
lodge. guided them 10 the place of wor-
ship. Following these came the Berk-
eley lodge of Patriarchs, and the 9TH
erS in order
Captain d. A. Price of Oakland and
Colonel c. H Viewer of Alameda COM
manded the Oakland forces, assisted by
Lieutenant Laurenson and Ensign w
u DOL
Berkeley forces were led by Captain
II Martin. Lieutenant H c. Kidder and
Ensign ". B. Chase. The exercises
were in the hands Of a Berkeley COM
mittee. consisting of J. z. Streightiff,
Rvrnn TnderwoodNand z. Z. Hampton.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
ROYAL ARCH MASONS TO
HONOR HIGH PRIEST
Five Chapters Will Take Part
in Conferring Degree

OAKLAND, June 27.-Oakland chap
ter, Royal Arch Masons, will give a
banquet June 80 at Masonic temple in
honor of Most Excellent Grand High
Priest George Monroe of Fresno. Five
Masonic lodges will be represented by
delegations to witness the comforting z
of the Royal Arch degree.
The ceremonies will be carried out
by a mixed team, composed of two
chief officers from each of the five par
ticipating lodges.
The chapters to take part in the cere1
monies are Oakland Doric. Alcatraz
O'Donnell will be the speaker of the
evening, W. c. Price. high priest of
Oakland chapter, will be toastmast
program.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-28
WORK ON ALASKA LINE
is TO BE CONTINUED
Railroad Construction on Cop.
per River Rushing

SEATTLE. Wash, June 27.-The
1000 men now at work on construction
of the Copper River railroad in Alaska
will be kept busy all next winter, ac-
cording to- S. w. Eccles. president OF
the road and representative of the
Morgan -Guggenheim interests in the
north.
I'VE want to complete our line as
quickly as possible. said Eccles last
night. When next spring comes we
hope to have this grade ready.
I'VE have the grade stakes set and
will be ready to build the branch line
to the Bering lake coal fields once it
is known the government will give
fields"