Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-07-13
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Now the law makers are talking OF
Tenders on autos. seeming to forget
there are offenders enough on them
now.
That house tariff bill had to be re-
introduced when 1t got back to the
house. It's progenitors failed to rec
ognize 1t.
It got so hot in Minnehaha, Min
nesota a short time ago that Min-
ME quit ha-haing and went to boo
hooing
Does the Oregonian stand for civic
righteousness in anything, when II
rldicules the power Of prayer TO
bring rain?
The Statesman says the hay was
not hurt by the rains, and the
Statesman Ia more of a farm paper
than the oregonian.
Having paid s15O.O00 toward the
exposition. Oregon has done enough.
People had better stay at home and
improve their own state.
A long Suffering public would ap-
preciate It If Harry Thaw was dis
charged-fred clear out of the coun-
try, and his little Eva fred with
him.
That misguided man in California
who has ten wives Is anxious to get
safely inside OF the pen, where the
wicked cease from troubling, and
hard work becomes a rest.
The women who married johnson
simply because he promised them
fine clothes, a beautiful house and a
good time deserve just what they
got-a tenth interest in a joint
stock man.
Naked Igorrotes on the PAY
Streak, are shocking Seattle folks,
says dispatch. II doesn't mention
any but Seattle folks being shocked
but that Is natural. The naked truth
would shake them up.
When the Payne tariff bill got
back TO the house Il had SAT little
gratis safely growing on Il, put there
by Senator Aldrich, It's daddy could
! not recognize II at first, and IL gave
him small Payne when he did.
American girls are like trout, they
bite at the artificial flles as at the
. I uVf hae
purchased the son OF the pretendel
TO the throne of Portugal, paying 81
100000 for him, which Is very
high price for shoddy.
Johnson. the California man, mar
rled TO ten wives, and the count no
completed. has TO serve only sever
years I'm the pen. Well, anyway hC
will find IL. much more harmonious
there than II he tried 10 live with
any one Of them-now.
The Portland city council did {
very decent thing when they elected
Alderman George l.. Baker president
OF that body. He Is one OF the live
men of that city, and has done mort
TO give the people clean, wholesome
amusements than any man In the
Northwest.
We are favored with several copies
of the Daily Advertiser OF Honolulu,
and are almost tempted TO jump into
the Pacific ocean and swim over 10
the island. When / was commander
OF the Sons of Veterans | offered a
resolution that was adopted that an
nexed Hawaii TO the United States,
and that was several years before
any action was taken, and Just before
President Cleveland had ordered the
flag pulled down over there. OF
course, we Republicans were all hot
about II, an made political capital OF
II. IL was the last straw that broke
the back OF the second term OF Cleye-
landism, but | have always had a
warm spot for the Hawaiians. especi-
ally the delegation that came 10 our
Lewis and Clark fair
The Journal editor Acknowledges
an appointment TO represent the
State Editorial Association at the
National Editorial Association that
meets at Seattle July 19. but has so
many calls for development eonven-
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