Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-03-23
SOME QUEER PRAYERS.
Curious Mistakes That n ave Been
Made BY Preachers.

Curious Mistakes That n lave Been
Made BY Preachers.
The most frequent cause Of inappro-
pirate petitions is no doubt the per-
sistence Of habit. Certain phrases are
used again and again until they come
to be repeated without any thought Of
their immediate application, says the
Christian World. We may similarly
explain the stories of the workhouse
chaplain who prayer that those pres
ent might not trust in uncertain riches
and the prison chaplain who besought
the Lord that he conduct the worship
ers in safety to their respective places
Of abode
The sense of humor must surely have
been lacking in the old man Of eighty,
supported by crutches, who regularly
included among his petitions at the
weekly prayer meeting the request that
he might be kept from running with
the giddy multitude to do evil. Fa-
miliarity with conventional phraseology
was the undoing of the minister who,
after the sermon on the Pharisee and
the publican, asked that there might
be poured out upon his hearers dou-
BILE portion of the publican's spirit.
Not very complimentary was the use
Of we'll known Scripture passage
made by minister at a wedding:
May these persons live together in
f,, hot
may finally attain unto that state Of
felicity where they neither marry nor
are given in marriage" AS conclud-
ing example of the thoughtless use Of
familiar language one may quote this
remarkable amalgam: 20 Lord, we
praise thee that we are thine; we feel
that we are thine; we know that we
are thine; Lord, make us thine"
AS in sermon, so In a prayer, the
attempt to correct a hasty utterance
sometimes leads to surprising results.
A cautious Scotch elder, 1t is said, had
taken supper at his pastors house and
in returning thanks after the meal en-
tered upon a detailed exposition Of
various causes OF gratitude. He con-
cluded by invoking the divine blessing
upon the pastors wife as his godly
helpmeet, who had always upheld his
hands in every good work-"at least"
he added in a saving clause, "as far
as We know" 1t Is related Of a COM
patriot that in a moment of forgetful-
ness he once thanked God for "the sal
walton Of all men," but Immediately
redeemed himself from heterodoxy by
the qualification, which, o Lord, as
thou knowest, is true in one sense, but
not in another"
There are some men who seem to
think that an indirect manner Of ex-
preston is especially suited to sacred
things, as the Scotchman quoted by
DR.. Boyd as saying, "For, as thou
knowest, men do not gather grapes Of
thorns nor figs Of the national en-
blem," and the Englishman who thus
pledged himself, "And, o Lord, IL thou
wilt move the heart Of any young man
to enter thy service, We. will show our
approval in a way which thou wilt
appreciate"
Father Taylor, the Boston sailor
preacher, was one Of the most direct
Of men and on the one recorded occa-
sion when he essayed roundabout
style nature triumphed over artifice.
It was the Sunday before the state
elections, and he was praying fervent-
ly that man might be chosen for
governor who would rule in the fear
Of God, who would never be afraid of
the face of clay, who would defeat the
ringleaders Of corruption, who would
defy his own party II 1t yielded to wire
pullers, who-suddenly Father Taylor
paused and then exclaimed: 20 Lord,
what's the use of boxing the compass
in this way? Give us George N.
Briggs for governor. Amen!"
The temptation to use public prayer
as a vehicle for the conveying of infor-
nation has sometimes been too strong
to resist. In his lively "reminiscences
published some years ago in the Wes-
leyan Methodist Magazine the late DR..
BENJAMIN Gregory recalled how a GER
tain Methodist minister Of an earlier
generation was accustomed ito convey
all necessary directions to his younger
colleagues through the medium Of the
throne Of grace" Here is an example:
20 Lord, bless thy dear young servant.
Thou knowest his appointment for to-
morrow is at -, and he will have to
stop at Brother IS, who keeps lit
tie shop opposite the church. Oh, grant
that thy dear young servant may not
forget to let the people have the maga-
zines and to bring home the moneys"
The famous DR.. McCosh Of Princeton
was accustomed to meet the students
in the college chapel every morning,
when he would make any necessary
announcements as we'll as conduct de-
votions. One morning in the prayer
with which the service concluded he
prayed for the president Of the United
States, the cabinet, the members of
both houses of congress, the governor
of New Jersey, the mayor and other
officials Of Princeton, and he then came
to the professors and instructors in the
college. At this point there flashed
into his mind notice which had been
communicated to him orally and which
he had omitted to include in the an
nouncement made just before. To the
surprise of the assembled students