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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
MAKING TRAMPs WORK.

A state farm for tramps is pro-
posed by Joseph C. Baldwin, Jr., of
the New York state board of chart
ties, and he intends to place the mat
ter before the legislature. His plan
IS to have tramps detained for long
period and made TO work, rendering
the institution self-supporting. Bald
win believes tramps viii eventually
leave the state rather than work
The basic idea is sound, whatever is
to be said for the state farm detail of
the plan. The only way TO meet the
tramp evil is by making the tramp
work-even if he is detained but IL
hours. 1t is a problem in this state
quite as much as in New York
Boston Advertiser.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
breaches GOSPEL OF PEACE.

Sonora Donna Munullita Chaves,
a descendant of one of the old Span
ish families, is preaching the doc
trine of peace upon every occasion.
She believes that in commercial life
there is a strife that is kind of war,
and for this she would offer the
remedy of arbitration as well as m
the troubles that arise between ma
tions. She spends a great deal of
her time travelling about and preach
ing the gospel of peace.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
A WoMAN's THREAT.

"Well, If that amt the limit"
unused the postman, as he came down
the steps of a private residence.
"Whafs the trouble2" queried the
passing citizen, who had overheard
the postman's noisy thought.
"Why," explained the man in
gray, "the woman in that house says
if l don't come along earlier she'll
get her letters from some other car
rier."-Chicago News.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
FOREIGN CITIES WASHED.

American women are clean enough
as far as their homes are concerned,
but they often very grudgingly give
any work to the municipality. In
Germany there is nightly washing
of the cities that makes everything
clean to the eye when morning comes,
and the Dutch housewife considers
the pavement in front of her house
a responsibility of her own and
scrubs it until it is clean enough to
eat from.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
cHokERs AND CHOKING.

81 hate the way I have to Dress"
said the woman. "T put on high
heeled shoes that choke the life out
of me, a collar that comes up to my
ears and chokes me, straight front
corset that chokes me worse than
the shoes and the collar, then I go
out and feel like choking everybody
I meet on the street"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Why Druggists Recommend
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy

Mr. Frank c. Hanrahan, a promi-
nent druggist of Portsmouth,, Va,
says: For the past six years I have
sold and recommended Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoe Remedy
1t is a great remedy and one of the
best patent medicines on market. /
handle some others for the same pur-
poses that pay me a larger profit, but
this remedy is so sure to effect cure
and my customer so certain to appre-
ciate my recommending it to him,
that | give it the preference" For
sale by all medicine dealers.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

Boss Wife-So this is the new
office boy2 | suppose you behave
like little gentleman. especially if
there are ladies' present.
Willie-You betl If they are
homely ones, the boss takes 'em in
and | show EN- out, and if they re
good looking, | show 'em in and
the boss takes 'em ont.-Judge.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

they shall be credited. Here is
where examinations will he held
In Bristol ,Chattanoo-
ga, Knoxville, Memphis, Nashville
Alabama-Birmingham, Mobile,
Montgomery.
Arkansas-Fayetteville, Helena,
Fort Smith. Jonesboro, Texarkana,
Little Rock.
Mississippi-GreenviIle. Meridian
Nieksburg.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
WHY 1T FAILED.

The Doctors Wife-Well, Jane,
so your poor husbands gone at last.
Didn't you give him his medicine
properly?
Jane-Ah, poor dear! How could
I? Doctor said as how it was to be
took in recumbent position and as
I hadn't one I asked Mrs. Green to
lend me one. She said she had one,
but it was broke. So it wasn't any
good.-Harper's Weekly.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
UNDOUBT EDLY.

FWhy did she divorce him ?"
Because she couldn't keep him
from buying diamond necklaces and
such things"
Gracious would never divorce
my husband for that
''You would if they were not for
you, l guess"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Why?

From a small beginning the sale
and use of Chamberlain Cough REM
edy has extended TO all parts of the
United States and to many foreign
countries. Why? Because it has prov
ed especially valuable for coughs and
colds. For sale by all druggists and
medicine dealers.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Third MondaY OF january. 1OlO.
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior, United States
Land Office, Jackson. Mississippi
August 80, 1903
Notice is hereby given that John Jacob Moore
of Gattman, Mississippi. who. July D. 1904
made Homestead entry No. 1912, Serial NO.0I77t
for the northwest quarter of section T. township
IA south. range Is west. Huntsville Meridian
has filed notice of his intention to make final
five-year proof, to establish claim to the land
above described. before the Clerk of the Chan
Gerry Court OF Monroe County, at Aberdeen, Mis-
sissippi the 9Th day of October, 1903.
Claimant names as witnesses, 4. II. Cooley. J
A. Pickett, J. T. Bonner, F. l. Bonner, all OF
Gattman. Mississippi.
L. q. c. LAMAR, Register.
September 8 I909-6t.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
THE cENsoRlous DEADHEAD.

''This world Is but a feeting
show said the dreamer.
eyes" answered the theatrical
manager, 'Hand the way most Of us
find fault with it shows that we
didn't have to pay to get here"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
HE KNEW HER.

Mrs. Nosey-Dear, do you know
Pm beginning to take quite an in
terest in business?
Mr.. N.-Yes, / know. Whose,
this timer Cleveland Leader.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

Did you tell that photographer
you didn / want your picture taken.
Yes, answered the eminent but
uncomely parsonage Did he take
offense?n No. He said he didn't
blame me. Washington Star.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
A Narrow Escane.

Edgar n. Bayliss, a merchant OF
Robinsonville, Del, wrote: About
two years ago / was thin and sick,
and coughed all the time and if did
not have consumption. it was near to
it. / commenced using Foley's Honey
and Tar, and stopped my cough, and
am now entirely well, and have
gained twenty-eight pounds, all due
to the good results from taking Foo
ley's Honey and Tar i'll. Shell&Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
NOT A GOOD PLACE FOR A SALE.

"Halloa, old chap! What are you
doing in the druggists ?"
81 want something for my head"
'fH'm! How much d'you reckon
you'll get ?"- Stray Stories.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Nonresident Notice.

The State of Mississippi. Monroe County.
Circuit Court. September Term. 1903
S. NJ. Bush and c. o. McCarley
Chas j. & +. NJ. Peters and the Aberdeen 4 Tom
bRbee Valley h. r. Co.
To Chas. ]. Peters and to F. NJ. Peters. post Of
flee address Little Rock. Ark;
You are commanded to appear before the Cir
cult Court of the county of Monroe. Mississippi,
to be held at the county court house in Aber
deem. Mississippi, on the
Second Monday of September,
1909 to defend the suit in said court of $. NJ.
Bush and G. o. McCarley. wherein you are de
PENDANTS and to answer to the petition of said
:. NJ Bush and G. o. McCarley, asking for the
benefit of Act for the enforcement of lien under
Chapter 81 of the Mississippi Code OF 1906. This
the 18th day of August. 1903. L. A. WOOD.
Circuit Clerk of Monroe County, Miss.
August 20, I9Oq-3W
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

II suffered habitually from consti-
patton. Doan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, so they have
been regular ever since. "a. E. Da-
Wis, grocer, Sulphur Springs, Texas.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

Nothing else can do this. When
the stomach is weak 1t needs help;
Eou must help it by giving it rest,
and Kodol will do that.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
NONRESIDENT Notice.

The state of Mississippi Monroe County.
Chancery Court. January Term, 1910.
To Annie Lou Watkins. post office address, Mar
garet, Alabama
You are hereby commanded to be and appear
before the Chancery Court of the State and cOun-
ty aforesaid at the county court house in the
city of Aberdeen, on the
Third Monday of January. 1910,
then and there TO answer, plead or demur to a
bill filed against you by Charles Watkins
Given under my hand and seal OF office this
the 5th day of July, 1909 ~MSa
{. p. SMIPH, Chancery CLERK 81
BY 5. II. CROSBY. Deputy Ci'k.
ID. w. Houston, Solicitor for Complainant.
August II. TQO9-3t
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

No 5u-Lcaves Daily. ......-7 .u0 a. ma.
No 81 ................. $40 "a. nm.
No. b. --...--.....- p 30 D. rs
No, Sc Leaves daily .,...---.. .-...--4. O y. lnr
No. 50-Arive Muldon ---...-..---... 30 a. m.
No. So --........... 10 .t0
No. 81 --....---..---- 3 zoo l. IN.
No. Sc Arrives Mufdon. -io %. nf-
TRAINS LEAVE MuLDoN-NorthhoUnd;
No 2-Exprpss Daily ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 5 a. pa
M - 5.l5.p. Ia
No. 6.-Expross Daily. .-..-....-.- ~ :io "a. m=
TRAINS LEAVE MuLDON-southbound
No. 1.-EApress Daily -....-+.---.-....l - b. rl
No. s. ...---..---.- 5000. 40 go a. .rii.
No. 5.-Exprcss Daily ...5 -li o. ma
H. -. GODFREY ,JE.. Agent
Z. V TAYLOR, JNo- NJ BEhLL,
General uaaer, General ta--rH-sr Aseut,
MOBILE Ala. ST LOUIS Brt
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Monday of September,
Nonresident Notice.

The State of Mississippi. Monroe County.
Circuit Court. September Term 1909
S. NJ. Bush and {. o, McCarley
Charles j. and F. NJ. Peters and the Aberdeen &
Tombigbee Valley Railroad Co,
To O. q. Grlgsby and j. II. Howard. whose post
office addresses are unknown and to Ed. How
ard. post office address, Fort Smith, Ark: and
to A. NJ. Morrow, =, .. Pine Bluff Ark; and
to all other persons having an interest in this
controversy or suit or who claim liens the
road bed, right of way, or any other property
OF the said A & T. V. K. X. Co, by virtue OF
Chapter 81 of the Mississippi Code of 1906:
You are commanded to appear before the Cir
cult Court of Monroe county, Mississippi, on the
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Second Monday of September,

1909 to be held at the county court house of said
county, at Aberdeen, Mississippi. to defend the
Carey vs.. Chas. j. & f. NJ. Peters and the A. x
T, v. r. R. Co, or to answer the petition of said
5. NJ. Bush and c. .. McCarley, asking for the
benefit of act for the enforcement of lien by viz
tue of Chapter 81 OF the Mississippi Code OF 1906
TO put in amy claim lien that you may have
or claim to or on any of above named property
of said r. r. Co This the 18th day of August.
1909. L. A. WOOD.
Clerk of the Circuit Court of Monroe County
Miss. August %. l909-td.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Our Guarantee

Go TO your druggist today, and
purchase a dollar bottle, and II you
can honestly say, that you did not
receive any benefits from It, after
using the entire bottle, the drug
gist win refund your money 70 you
without question or delay.
We will pay the druggist the price
OF the bottle purchased by you.
This offer applies to the large
bottle only and to but one In q
family.
We could not afford 70 make such
an offer, unless we positively knew
what Kodol will do for you.
1t would bankrupt us.
The dollar bottle contains as times
as much as the fifty cent bottle.
Kodol Is made at the laboratories
Of Z. @. Dewitt & Co., Chicago.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

The state OF Mississippi. Monroe County
Estate Of Armstead Prewitt. decreased Sarah
Clay PreHiit Administrative.
Notice is hereby given 10 All creditors 81 said
estate that letters OF administration have this
day been granted to the undersigned. and any
one having claims against said estate Is Required
to have the same probatef and registered 10y the
CLERK of the ChanceTy Court Of Monroe county
Mississippi, within one year from the first pub
LEGATION of this notice. and failure 10 probate
and register any claim above required viii
forever bar the saint of which ali creditors are
commanded TO take notice. This August IS. 1873
SARAH CLAY PREWiTsf. Administrative.
Leftwich a Tubb, Solicitors.
August q. 1879
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
rs he naad?"

rs he mad?"
NO; he is one of those fool city
dogs out here trying to eat humble
bees"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10
Eat What
You want of the food you need
Kodol will digest it.

You need q sufficient amount OF
good wholesome food and more than
this you need TO fully digest it.
Else you can't gain strength, nor
can you strengthen your stomach II
1t Is weak.
You must eat In order to live and
maintain strength.
You must not diet, because the
body requires that you eat a suffic-
lent amount of food regularly.
But this food must be digested,
and it must be digested thoroughly.
When the stomach can't do it,
you must take something that will
help the stomach.
The proper way to do is to eat
what you want, and let Kodol di-
gest the food.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-09-10

Sold by all druggists.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
How Tobacco Got Its Name.

The origiu OF the word tobacco II
not definitely settled. Oviedo. one of
the early Spanish chroniclcrs. says II
was named after Y shaped insiru.
mcnt which was commonly used rs n
snufllng tube. The two prongs were
placed IN the nose. and fumes Of the
powdered leaf were inhaled This was
called. "tohaco." which was the name
given to the plant. On the contrary.
on. OF the Islands Of the West indies
Is said TO have furnished the name.
II Is asserted that tobacco was tirst
taken into Spain In ia5S 10y fernan.
dez. n physician. who had been sent
by rhillp II. OF Spain TO Investigate
the products of Mexico II next
reached Portugal. was soon introduced
Into France by the French ambassa.
dor. Jean Nicot. and sent 10 the i'ortu.
gucse court In 1850 When he re-
turned to his home he presented some
OF the seed and leaves to Queen Cath
crime de- Mcdlci. and the scientific
name Of the plant was thereafter des.
lgnated Us nicotine" In his honor.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
The Wonders Of Science.

II was left for the exhibitor OF .
photograph In the streets Of Utrecht.
according 10 an American traveller. to
uut the inishing touch 10 the wonder
fui invention. There was the sound OF
n military band In full blast. aud then
suddenly the tune stopped and HALT:
rang hoarscly out upon the air.
who's that interrupting the con-
cert;" tlippantly inquired the Ameri.
can, cdring close to the operator
THAT" said the man. surveying him
blandly. "was the voice OF Napoleon
Bonaparte giving the order ut the bat
tie OF Waterloo"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
Balancing IN ESQ.

All the world knows how Coluni'
bus on a historic occasion mad" an
egg stand on end. After many iearn.
cd theories had been advanced on
balancing the Egg he set the egg ON
end by, OF course. mashing down hard
enough TO form u base, but the prob.
lem Is capable Of stiii another solution.
II Is an easy matter TO set an egg on
n plate. for instance. II you know how.
The trick .is impossible until the egg
has been boiled In an upright position.
The position OF the hardened yoke at
the end uf the shell lowers the center
II gravity until the sphere can be
spun or even balanced with ease.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
C0STERMOHGER.
ihs Word In Former Times Wa,
baslisd "Coa,srd. rronu,r."

ihs WORD In Former Times Was
6asIl,d "cos,sfd rrong,r."
The Wurd cusirrWuusrr II now used
~ nn iiIurrnui fruit seller II was
formerly sr"ll"d cosinri mouscr and
in this form nppcirs In Dfnni's "ilor.
lnc." ir translate the latin word
"rumnrIus
Literally II mcnns custnfd seller. COS.
ragi being LIud ~ Hppl" the name
~ UhIDh Murray connects with costc.
fib
Eurc "iymolnrlsis connect u with
cgHiHrd assuming that the pulp ~ mp.
pies WAS usrd M preparing this deli,
,r,V lUi there II ~ real rrnsnu fur
'',s since the "cusIard apple" men.
TONED IN rnmpiors Voyages" uGEh.
II quit" different fnIt from the mid
d'r English rusiIrd
Some connect II also with "cosrard,"
tho humorous uniu" for n hcnd-"Ink"
him over the rusiurd with the Tilt ~
thy sword" tShakrsprafrp iut II seems
mur, probable that tho bead was
called after the apple than the apple
n'lrr the head
The termination ''mongrr" simply
means dealer ur trader, NJ In fell
muugcr nud ifonmuugcr md II de
rived FROM the Anglo. Saxon word
"muuginn." 10 traffic ur barter, which
Is uLlu to the Latin "mango." n deal
.r WHO sets on aud polishcs up his
uYr.. Iyr.IDu Standard
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
COOKS SHOPS.
They We're the Beginnings Of the
Modern Restaurant.


IN primitive times the only places
IN London where the public could be
entertained with food had been the
cooks shops The famous East Cheap
was q great thoroughfarc. down which
the stalls of the butchers nlternatcd
with thusr Of the cooks. You chose
Joint nj the flesh market. aud you car.
rird II next door 10 bc cooked for
you by n certain hour, II you wished
Tor wine. you must bring that with
you. for the cooks sold no liquor. nj
though they seem 10 have provided. NJ
time went uf. more aud more " the
natural accompaniment Of meat. such
NJ bread. vegetables aud pastry.
This habit continued until well into
the reign 81 Elizabeth. and 80 long
~ such nn incon,cnicnt custom pre-
vailed thcr. could have been no real
comfort for any citizen who chose To
dine abroad. lie must have had ns
much trouble with portcrage and has.
lets as country party has today at
picnic. i!ut about the time that
Shakespeare came up to London q
remarkable change took place In the
customs OF III. town. aud tue practice
~ public hospitality aud entertain.
mcnt was sInEularly facilitated.
The nature of this change lay In the
sudden Development ~ the tavern anc
the consequent withdrawal OF the
cookshop. The worshipfui company
~ pastclars, ~ the cooks were called,
ceased TO enjoy the monopoly Of pro.
ylding ho, meals. Edmund Gosse In
Iiarpcrs Magazine.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
THE DANGER IN DUST.
4 Medical Writer Who Gays -tS
Sleeping Germ. lie"

I'D you ever tcnllr- what n danger
Gus ihlug u u Ia clean house. IN tho
spring. \ writer In q iInuipu mr,i
Fal Journal the Lancet. iuaist. that
spring ci"aning tas many possibilities
l"f r'll " n"i property conducted
I'lr' nnd dust are fuli ~ disease hrc,,i
ins g'rms. hut. however dangerous
Ties" creatures may lc when l"ls-d
W The woodwork of comfortably oct
uoi under the hHii carpet. thry are
much more f-ro-iuus. ihls writer In.
'''', " stirred W aud irri,atcd aud
s'h' nJlns through the air " W.
'ahi Keep our houses clrnu ~ We 8"
We hnd better let them sluN dir'y
Ihl' wr'i"r's rule II 4" "iri sleeping
tcfmy IT,"
N'li - hurs" would took lls- niirf
hih years ~ total niistiurln" from
'lTinE ri-iuluR We I,u,r !" "ur women
'''ri~ \" lIi.r Vet ~" ,vuiut" ~"
y --rrtlrn iiaI ihru, T. 'ur ,rrn'nfr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
A SPIKED ,iOUnThlN.
o-s ~ w. RsmssLsbis csoisgiSsi
Freaks oi his.,-s.


onS II the m"-i trmHtlnh Frripf
lii frak. IN Mrit'u T. q utnuutaIt
,iiuai~i uh the Uu'-tifis - ~, nt,i
uh,h prr--nt- the Hpi'.Huhrr ~ n
disisncr u h''luE covered uiih spl.,r
The ~. II tho ip"uriflr lfr ,it,s,fy
Studded with siuu- r,JuiHus 80 iu'I.
,sdr, Th,s- vliuWns Hrr nfr tu
iurhr 'rrt bong aui ~ iru1r Hruuri
- 90 n,rrfEr Wau's bU,iY II ~ q
HnnfLani- upiif, - usiufr ublrh hHa
The siI-nrtuo~ buw-,"f, - t'iuE the
bindlaufL ~ huuHn hriuss Uu- side
n the m"uutain T. aili'.-i i@fp,uiiyu.
iif ani tbr stone column. puptuidr
frum the suriacr NJ fish' Angles. form.
Ing IN lupr-ssiN- ririup
lsrhu"t T. upr ~ the m'.t noted
mlhlnz district. IN Mr,to. aui " 0.
sik ~ Fv"lusisis that this remarkable
spilri muuuiain ia cut ~ krtpius
With the frmaluirf - tho formation
of The mit-fhlif-i region rur .iHur
10 a' hard q. fint aud bIs Wiiisir.i Il
The rI"mruts fur ages The .rIL-s form
naiuful hhtii"iu-ni that Wnsr- the
mountain api-uf frpm % dlsinu,r iilr
,omr auclrui foH IN. mites ~ the
fachura district are situated not far
frum this wonderful fr-ag ~ uaiur'.
bot the formation encountered -in'
ihrhr respective underground uurk
inE' IL ~ hH -niin'iy dlrr"rrn, lIui
f'om that ~ the pIil-Iir "ut,ruppIus
.-Faehuca ,MchicO, Cor, Indianapolis
News
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19

tuurr tho tblui rmpIv loo IrIurr
Frlutc I..u,r twurht dirara," upon
Ilmsr|f ls4nusr 30 breakfast Hi tIc
IuI,.rs De- ,gulHsHIN upnurd h,, nap
LIn md placed % over b.s lwu Lnc"s
10 tr.s rr added tho rrlmc ~ cutting
r.s rsg ln two Hi the middle Court
rf.rurtIr prrs,filad tuui the h1lf fold
,I urrLIu spuu'd 'i' uu lHr l"'t Lur"
.rI tho iur"f tho "sr was H. l." u"r".
t Irulru With iH. edge ~ the spoon
ord Irrin,l vIib the llp ~ the spoon
I"r I.s rIirgs IN these respects
SHmir !!ru,rs rHnr MS stricken "r
the Imperial visiting list - London
,rruul,.v
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
That Was the Trouble.

A Wichita man was fussing because
OF his aching teeth "Why don't you
gn 10 n dentlsty" asked one OF his
friends,
"oh. I haven't got the nerve" was
the reply,
"Ncvcr mind that" replied the
friend "'rhc dentist will frd the nerve
all right, "-Eansas City Journal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19

\, uguUL the children were yer,
huusr, and Wrrr waiting prilruilN fw
father To- GlI the plates Hud ll~~ them
around Father uuWr,"r, was hu~iit
ENGAGED IN conversation and missed
litlr Marion hitrr every "n' had
begun eating lbr rhld grew desperate
nud interrupted M, faihrrf
SAY. papa. i've m awful g""d NJ
pctitc today u yuu'll only give ~" u
chnnrr Ia use it, Nomnn's Home
Communion.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19
weiuht Of Brain.

The average weight OF the human
brain Is forty.ninc and u half ounces
nvoirdupois for males aud forty'four
ounces for females, In males the
minimum weight Is about thirty.four
ounces and the maximum slxty.ave
ounces In females the minimum
weight Is thirty,one ounces and the
maximum tifly-six, In newborn In
fants the brain weighs about il.ti5
ounces for the male and ten ounces for
the female.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19

The Waiting Ones.
A gentleman meeting q young wo-
man who had formerly been q servant
In his hous. aud 10 whose welfare he
was Interested. the following conversa.
tion took place:
why. haven't you got married yetr'
"No. sir"
"well. ! thought you would have
been married before now"
"Oh. no. sir: there's two waiting"
Two. Why. you don't mean to
marry two. do your
"No. Sit"
Then who are theyy"
why. III. Nv" that's waiting h the
par-nn aud ~. We are waiting for
the nIan 90 London Straps.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-08-19

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