Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1909-09-10

be cultivating how to grin than to
be cultivating chagrin.
Well | may be like the old COW S
tail. Mr.. Editor, but | sometimes
get there so here S at you again.
Mr.. Editor please do not tell Dan
Breland that | am at Pick wick, 'or
as sure as you do he will write to the
high sheriff of Marion County to
pick me up quick. You know how
it is Mr.. Editor yourself, that such
fellows as Mr.. Rawles and Dan Bre-
land do shore and will affiliate and
always go provided with jewelry that
they guarantee a fit in every in
stance when needed ana they are at
all times ready to make fit. | have
not had the pleasure OF meeting the
high sheriff of this county as | am
now in the iungles, but i have met
his affable Deputy, Mr.. Scarborough
and he has the weight | can assure
you.
Well who should the N. E. G. n
train unload here a few weeks
ago but jim Hillman, Pink HilIm"n
and Al Wade. Guess Jim Hillman
was trying to pick up something,
but whenever he was around the
Commissary | kept a vlgilant eye
upon him, because be was always
saying, boys the panic is on, and
] did not know but what he might
light on something because [ did
notice he lit on the counter and
stayed il in reclining position
pulling on three for a nickle
cheroot | could not even pick an
old Buck yarn OUT of Jim.
Mr.. E. Rose is here engaged in
the sawn timber business.
Well Mr.. Editor when you and
your humble servant went sparkling
the girls we called them young
ladies, now it is fashionable to say
Sadies, so old boy fall into line and
be in fashion. When | start out
| am going to say Sadie instead OF
lady cause | want to be fashionable.
DO you not picture to yourself that
OLD bald pate of mine and that pro
mlnent proboecis of mine and those
long legs OF mine, sitting in the
moonlight with a fair damsel and
calling her my Sadie
The society young men Of our
jungle are Messrs W. A. (Slick) Lee,
George and Frank Green and john
X. Lee; the Old sl.Orts, ia. McArnn
and Thomas Fulks. 1t tickles your
correspondent to hear McArnn,
trying to get ahead of Uncle Tom on
the Sadie question | like McArnn 5
Sadie the oest as she feeds McArnn
on chicken pie; Uncle Tom told me
his Sadie feeds him on chicken pie,
mutton, peach pie and everything
good, | have only their word fol
this pie business, as | never got any
pie, and l nave such a good mouth
for it.
| One Mr.. Frank Green of our Jungle,
mot bungalo) is maintaining the
dignity of our jungle as he goes
diked up all the time and rides {
frey steed and seems to me to bt
quite a Sadie man. Mr., john Lee is
to the front at all times when il
comes to the Sadie business. Oh
Mr. Editor, would that l were a boy
again, wnen life seems so full OF
| SadieS.
Miss Cecil Weldy of NcLair is or
o visit to her sister, Mrs. j. w
Green and is charming acquisition
to our quiet town.
Cyclone Jim Green is as busy as {
bee in hive at all times and it is
like looking for a needle in a hay
stack when he is needed as he has sc
many places TO look after IN the
course of the day. Cyclone is full Of
energy and business combined, anC
much success to him and his business
ventures.
Mr., Editor should you ever visit
our jungle you will find me on the
corner of Want Avenue and Tough
Street, and [ will entertain you al
tie Hotel De Pickwick in ,oya
style,
With kind regards and best wishes
to the Berald
Yours truly,
CORDES VISION
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.