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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Italy's first woman lawyer, who has
just begun to practice, Is Signorina
Lollini, daughter Of a Roman Socialist
and ex-deputy.
Mrs. Zelmay B. Sawyer Of Gardiner,
Me-, though e~ighty-six years old, works
1ndustriously In a tailor's shop, pre-.
ferring, she says, to wear out rather
than rust out.
The oldest postmistress in New Eng
land is said to be Mrs. Nancy G. Bush
of Charlotte, Vt, who is seventy-eight
years old and has been TN the service
for thirty-seven years.
Mrs. J. L. Parks Of Los Angeles, mar.
ried at thirteen, has seventeen living
children, of whom nine are caring for
themselves out in the world and eight
are now at home with her. She is now
forty-eight.
Few women of e~ighty-eight, 1t may
safely be asserted, celebrated New
Years. day as did Mrs. John Higgins
Of Great Darlington, Mass, by sliding
downhill on a sled along with her son
and grandson.
Mathilda Haska Of Budapest has
broken of her engagement because her
1ance, who Is a nonsmoker, wishes her
also to give up the habit. She de.
clares she can live without a husband,
but not without cigarettes.
Miss Florence Haywood Of Indian
apolis has installed herself az a guide
to the Louvre In Paris. She conducts
through the galleries and museum par.
ties which vary in number from six.
teen to sixty and which usually are
made up Of her compatriots. She IL
original. animated, learned and crit.
ical and lectures on the Louvre's ar.
tistic treasures to her patrons.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Football Men In Starvation Class.

A starvation class has been organ
lied in the department Of physiological
chemistry of the University of Mis-
souri, for the purpose of scientific in
vestigation. A diet Of liver. bacon and
sweetbreads is being tried by some,
while others are living on cereals, eggs
and fruit. The different diets are tried
for periods Of two days each, and then
the effect upon the members Of the
class is noted. Eighteen members of
the class are on diet, among them be.
ing E. L. Miller, captain Of the foot.
ball team, and "Tubby" Graves, right
tackle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Facts From France.

France has more than 217 miles Of
pneumatic tubes for conveying the
mail, divided between Paris, Lyons and
Marseilles.
There are $3.50 trees in Paris, and
each tree has its number, age, history
and condition recorded In the books at
the Hotel de Vile. The appropriation
for this department is 10000 francs 4
year.
Two French army dogs have drawn
light ambulances. the invention Of q
lieutenant, with a load Of 100 pounds
each, for some 375 miles without q
breakdown, showing how they al b
used In war.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
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Romance Up to Date.

While strolling down the village street
A modest maid I CHANGED to meet
And saw az she came tripping by
That she was sweet simplicity.
''Odds POUNDS, q gentle maid!" me-
thought.
ITO speak I know not If I ought"
But as + heaved a wondrous sigh,
She took the bloom from out my hand.
"Your nerve" she whispered. beats the
band.
Nothing but bonbons goes with me.
Don't be a piker. sir" said she.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Tho Maiden. Choice.

Oh, Janet, Janet, maiden fair.
With soft blue eyes and golden hair.
When I observe you walking there
I would that I had wealth galore.
That I could give you of my store
And place you In a coach, and four.
How grandly would you ride! All. me.
That you must walk in poverty!
NAY, nay" she cried; II do not
care
My heart went dancing light as air:
How beautiful her eyes and hair!-
ITO have a coach and four, dear Hugh.
A large red touring car would do"
-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Logical.

Logical.
Husband-1 suppose you realize that
was pure luxury. Why, then, did you
buy it? You must have known that
we couldn't afford it.
Wife-Of course l did. But, you see,
my dear, If 1t had been a necessity we
would have had to get it anyway
New York Life.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Too Crest a Strain.

Every once In awhile the actor while
taking the part Of a dude in a play
would spend large sums of his stage
money. On one Of these occasions it
seemed too much for a certain person
in the audience. when a voice rang
shrill and clear through the house,
"Hey, Bill. how about that five you
owe me?"-New York Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11

Remarkable Burglar Proof Safe.
The most remarkable burglar proof
safe in the world was recently placed
in a bank at Newburg, N. Y. At night
the safe is lowered by cables into an
impregnable metallic lined subvault Of
masonry and concrete.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
The Difficulty.

I'd like to write a bit of verse
About the good Dan Cupid
II he would rhyme with anything
Besides<thesgneswor stupid"
ysIEfppincott's Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Accounted For.

Hyker-Ever notice what y large
mouth Boastem has?
Pyker-Yes. and that may cconn
for some Of his broad assertions.-Chi
cage News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Class.
lyon students q

"You students are awfully concctt.
ed
well, We belong to the classes rath.
er than the masses" Kansas City
Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Quite So.

"The time. the place and the girl
how seldom WI see them together"
And another rare. combination is the
man. the scheme and the coin."-Wash.
ington Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
The Bereaved Widows Break.

The Bereaved Widows Break.
A London life insurance company re-
Gently got this letter from a bereaved
widow: 81 take pleasure in informing
you of the death Of my husband, who
was assured in your company. Please
send me papers quick so l can prove
he is dead"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Don't Blame Her.

1 did not know what allied my girl
She ne'er was cross before.
No matter what I tried to say.
It seemed to make her sore.
Her pretty brow was furrowed deep:
Her voice was harshly curt.
Twas long before l found out why
Her shoes were tight and hurt.
New York Telegram.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Revelation.

When Phyllis passed me in her sheath
1t really made me grit my teeth
I've ever been her ardent wooer.
But. gee. there Is so little to her!
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
A Glance Ahead.

The year Is young: spring lies ahead:
The winter soon will wear away.
The ladies In a month from now
Will each be planning to somehow
Eclipse the rest on Easter day.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11

Ran.
Man ant q whole lot here below,
And wants It all his days.
Should all his wants he filed we know
He'd have new wants always.
For man ne'er 10. tits undenied.
But always to be satisfied.
kansas City Times.
eupercilieus.
"Do you expect me to do the cook
ingr asked the housewife Indignant
iy.
"Certainly not" answered the new
servant. I'm something Of an cpl
cure."-Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
The Only Way.

Tho Only Way.
"rhey say you're making plenty OF
money in the stock market"
Eyes; l never lose anything"
"Ah! You get straight tips, eh?'
NO: ! sell 'em."-Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
The Cause.

The water pipes are frozen tight.
n fathers In disgrace.
He sWears that every one will know
He couldn't wash his face.
Detroit Free Press.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Some Generations Hence.

some generations 7ehce.
''Why are the trees all chopped away?'
the little fellow said.
why do the streams go dry while sun.
shines beating overhead"
His father said, ut Is because the lum.
bermen so gay
Each had an ak to grind and was a cut.
up In his way"
Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
His Taste.

Doting Father What do you like
best In school, my son?
Little Milton-Recess. = New York
Press.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Irresistible Temptation.

You with the glossy hat Of silk
Unto my warning bark
Don't tempt the boys in SNOWFALL time
With such q shining mark.
Kansas City Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11

Bill Limiting Hatpin's Length.
A bill has been introduced in the
Oregon legislature, according to a
Portland dispatch, prohibiting the use
Of hatpins longer than ten inches.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11

Youths Blissful Ignorance.
All food to me brought keen delight,
My inner self repleting,
But now with every cautious bite
wonder what I'm eating.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Maybe the Contrary.

THAT mind reader is no good. He
couldn't read a thing from NINE"
THAT doesn't prove him no good
Houston Post.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-11
Natural Deduction.

Tom-Fred has become quite a cynic.
Jack-so? wonder who the girl Is.
News,
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
Easter Bazaar.

Next Thursday at five O'Clock
the Methodist Ladies' will open
their Easter bazaar in the Kent
hall. The following ladies will
have charge of the different booths:
Country store Mrs. M. L. Hub
BILE, Mrs. Mustard.
Domestic booth--Mrs. Mahoney,
Mrs. Jacobs, Mrs. DeWolf.
Candy booth-Mrs. Cave.
Fish pond-Mrs. J. Smith.
Reception com m ittee-M r 6.
Gleed, Mrs. Bishop, Mrs. Richard
son.
Delicious refreshments will be
served by the young ladies. Music
by the Vaughan orchestra.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
KATKA

Glib Maze made trip to Bonners
Ferry on business one day this
week.
Stephen Rainforth has been .
little under the weather with q
cold and overwork the past week.
Ernest Moore was a visitor at J.
M. Martins, o. N. Southwick's and
several other places this past week
taking pictures.
Misses Maud and Jane Martin
called on Miss Kate Fitzpatrick
last Friday evening.
Everyone is clearing and max
ing ready for the spring work.
Bob Mills is hauling ties for A.
Rainwsld few days. A. R. NJ.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
Thoroughbred Aeresdale pups

Thoroughbred Aeresdale pups
for sale. Address Bonners Ferry,
P. 0. box 367. tt
-LOST-Bunch of keys, one
No. 5, lost going TO fire. Finder
return to Club saloon and receive
reward.
Geo. w. Dawson arrived in
Boomers Ferry the first of the week
for an extended sojourn on bust
ness. Mr.. Dawson states that he
expects 80 get Rochdale Cooper
alive store esta blished here before
he leaves this time.
-Chas. O'Callaghan il putting
the finishing touches on his elegant
new home in Park addition, by
leveling up and and fencing the
yard. When completed this will
make one of the most beautiful res
idence properties in the whole Koot
enai valley.
On Easter Sunday, April IL
Easter services will be held in tn,
Presbyterian church at the morn
ing hour, with special Easter ser
vice. Easter services will be hel(
in the Methodist church in the eve
ming at 8 o'clock. Everybody cor
dislly invited.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
Idaho Society OF Sons of the American
Revolution.

An Idaho Society of Sons of the
American Revolution is about to
be organized IN Boise, under the
auspices of committee of the Gen.
eral Society.
All present and past members of
the Society, and all who are
eligible for this membership
through decent from Revolution
airy ancestor. and who desire to
unite with this Society, are request
ed to make this known to Mr.. F.
s. Appelman, 81 Overland Bldg.
Boise. Idaho.
The members thus far reported
are sixteen in number, and we
have long list of eligibles who
desire to join the Society.
This membership is regarded as
very desirable, and a number Of
the most distinguished people of
the land-including Presidents,
Generals, Admirals, Governors,
Senators, Representatives, mem
bers of the Supreme court. etc.
are members.
The expense, considering the
circumstances, is nominal.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
State of Idaho.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.

Special election proclamation.
To the voters of the eigth judic-
ial district, Greeting:
WHEREAS, the tenth session of
the legislature of the State Of Idaho
did, by an act approved March
18th, 1909, and entitled "An Act
Creating the Eighth Judicial Dis
trict," etc, constitute the counties
of Kootenai and Bonner a separate
judicial district under the name
and style of the Eighth Judicial
District of the State of Idaho, and
did authorize and direct the COVER
nor of the state t. call a special
election to be held in said counties
for the election of a judge for said
district,
Now, THEREFORE, l, James H.
Brady, governor of the State of
Idaho, by virtue of the authority
in me vested, do hereby direct and
proclaim that a special election
shall be held in said Eight Judicial
District on Tuesday, the 9th day
of April, 1909, at the established
voting places within said district,
for the purpose of electing judge
for said district, to hold Office until
the first Monday in January, 1911.
do further direct that due publ
cation be made in not less than
three newspapers in said Kootenai
and Bonner counties, as required
by said act.
In TESTIMONY WHEREOF / have
hereunto set my hand and caused
to be affixed the great seal of the
State of Idaho, this twenty fourth
day OF March, in the year of our
Lord one thousand nine hundred
and nine, and of the Independence
Of the United State, the one humid
red and twenty-third.
JAMES Fl. BRADY
BY the governor: Governor.
(Seal
Attest: ROBERT LANsDoN
Secretary of State.
Send in your orders for the
next issue of the HERALD.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
Notice.

Notice is hereby given that a
school meeting in district number
fourteen will be held on the
third Saturday in April owing
to recent change in school Law and
therefore there will be election on
the as per notices posted.
Mrs. VIM. LESLIE. clerk dist. IA.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03

Miss Blanch Thews returned
last Saturday from Spokane.
Delicious refreshments served |
at the Easter bazaar for Is cents.
Allan DeWolf went to Seattle
on Wednesday to be gone a few
days.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. James
Eaton on Thursday, April /, a
daughter.
The Methodist Ladies will
have some of everything to sell
next Thursday.
Mrs. G. l.. Collins, of Sand
point. was visiting in the city
few days this week.
Mrs. Edison Cave and daugh-
ter, Miss Goldie went to Spokane
Tuesday morning for several days
R. Martin, president of the G.
w. & B. Mgf. Co., is expected in
today in the interest of his COM
pany.
Don't forget the union revival
meeting commencing next Wednes-
day evening at s o'clock at the
Methodist church.
Will Richardson resigned his
position with the Bonner Mercan-
tile Co. on Thursday. Olaf Jensen
of Spokane has taken his place.
Miss Dollie Bruce accepted
position as book keeper for the
Bonner Dry Goods Go. and assum-
ed her duties Thursday morning.
The Errand Boy, small
steamboat on the KootenaI river,
located at Boomers Ferry and
owned by the Frys, sank on Tues
day night.
Drop In at Moore Bros. Mems
Shop and select suit, from our Ed
V. Price tailored to measure line
line without peer. We absolutely
guarantee a fit.
-Erick DeWolf resumed his
duties as delivery boy at Geo. R
Gray at Co. yesterday morning
after a three weeks abscense or
account OF illness.
Because hia wife has chronic colo
feet, is one Of the reasons given BY
horrid Spokane man in suit fol
divorce, gays an exchange. SOM
men are born with cold feet, SOM
men achieve them, but the married
man has them thrust upon him.
Gold dust valued at IS, 10000
has arrived in Seattle where it vii
make one of the exhibits at tn
Alaska Yukon-Pacific Exposition
which opens June l. 1t wa
brought out over the winter trai
from Dawson City, Nome an
Fairbanks.
e. L. Little and Will Richard
son will leave tomorrow sfternoo
for Spokane to buy their stock Q
; groceries and hardware for thei
: new store, which the K. of P's. ar
if putting up for them. They e1
pect to open for business sometim
between the 16 or 20 of April.
| Thomas Nicholson of the fir
of Fitzpatrick & Nicholson, pre-
| prietors of the Idaho Meat Marke
while unloading some beef Thur.
day, the horses became frightene
and ran away. Mr.. Nicholson
little girl was in the wagon at tn
time and in trying to stop the tear
he was thrown under the wheel
sustaining broken limb Just abov
the ankle. The girl was not ir
| jured or hardly bruised, but We
badly frightened.
| Last Saturday afternoon
complaint having been filed by {
X. Rosebsugh against certain sic
i machines in Bonners Ferry a wa
rant was Issued by justice Of til
peace Joseph Banning and col
stable Mccall gathered 6 machin;
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03

An Oliver No. 3 Typewriter, in
good condition. Enquire at S. l..
depot.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03
5 L0CRLS - PERSONALS

Have you bought that Gordon
Hat at the Bonner Dry Goods Co e
store?
R. s. Anderson spent a few
days this week in Moscow, on legal
business.
w. w. VonConon, county as
SCISSOR was in the Ferry on business
Wednesday.
Douglas Maybery spent
few days at Whitefsh, Montana,
the past week.
"A complete stock of floor Mat
tings for the spring trade just
received by Alexander.
Call and inspect the new spring
styles and latest ideas in merchant
tailoring. JOHN A. WALDEN.
If there is anything you want
in the line of floor coverings drap-
cries or wall decorations call on
Alexander.
-WANEED-Girl wanted to
assist in light house work. Small
family; no washing. Inquire at
HERALD Office
-NOTICE-Opening of the
Ceour d'Alene Reservation to take
place soon, for information write
the Ceour d'Alene Reservation Co.,
Lewiston, Idaho.
Don't fail to attend the Lady
Minstrels at the I. o. O. F. hall,
April 16. You will get your
moneys worth in your enjoyment
of the local hits alone.
The latest and most popular
coon songs and ballads plentifully
interspersed with side splitting
jokes, strictly new, no "chestnuts"
all to be enjoyed at the Lady Min
strals, Oddfellows hall, April Is.
One of the attractions at the
Lady Minstrels on Friday evening,
April l6, is The Promenade of the
Bellies of Blackville, a character
istic drill under the direction and
leadership of Miss Short,
Mr.. and Mrs. Duncan Camp.
bell entertained on All FOOLS eve.
ming, April /, at 500. Owing tc
the burning of the sawmill thai
evening no prizes were won. Lighf
refreshments were served and {
good time was reported.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Miller, anC
daughter, arrived from Nortl
Dakota last week. Mr.. Miller ha
spent sometime looking over tn
country between here and Seattle
and is more than pleased with tn
opportunities and prosperity of tn
west. Mrs. Miller is a sister of Mrs
P. H, Callahan.
I Manuel Guier was arrested Of
I the charge of assault with intent t
commit murder on Wednesday
His trial was set for hearing at
O'Clock, April 1, at which time al
torney for the defense asked for a
extention of time until April
with the consent of the complainin
witness it was grantd.e
9 VIM. Bunting, who has bee
the book-keeper for the Geo. F
Gray & Co. resigned the first of tn
month on account of his eyes. an
has accepted position as deput
. assessor for Boomers Ferry an
vicinity. ]. M. Robinson formerl
with the K. t. Co. has accepted tn
position as book-keeper with &c,
R. Gray h Co.
s -"Old Faithful" the famou
Q Yellowstone Park geysef, will b
i reproduced in Geyser Basin, on
s Of the central features of the Ala
ka-Yukon-Pacific Exposition whic
opens in Seattle on June 1.
/, will spout water, illuminated {
:, night by electric lamps of differer
colors, a height of 100 feet j
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1909-04-03

Send in your orders for the
next issue of the HERALD.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-16

making the love of Romeo and Juliet
real instead of having it assumed
merely for the purposes of the re-
hearsal.
Cotter and Boulder do a good song
and dance speciality, the child song OF
the woman being a most taking fea-
ture; while the mans dancing is ex-
cellent. Marjorie Barrett sings accept
ably, but should not try limitations.
Either she has never seen her originals
or else she has forgotten all about
them. Les Theodors, aerialists, and
Lukens trained ponies, six in number,
complete the bill. The ponies go
through their tricks nicely and prove
a popular feature of the program.
Richard earle, who will be at the
Mason opera house next week, recently
recalled the first play he had ever seen.
This was Dreams" or Fun in Pho
tograph Gallery"
"That was away back in 1883, when
I was II years DID," declared the come
diam my father and mother" he
continued, took me over to Boston
from Somerville, suburb, where was
born and where we always lived. That
was the first time, too, that l really
knew that / was short sighted. could
see the persons on the stage, but l
could not make out their expressions
clearly.
willie Edouin, the famous English
actor was the star of the show, and
James T. Powers and Jacques Kruger
were members of the cast. I thought
the funniest thing in the show was
Jimmy Powers sliding down stairs.
Anyhow, that made the greatest i'm
preston on me. 1 laughed till my
sides ached.
"Her Husband" the musical comedy
Charles Alphin is staging for Manager
Fischer this week, includes some good
specialties and vaudeville numbers.
Ben T. Dillon, in the role of the dope
fiend," has a clever bit of monologue.
while in team with Nellie Montgom-
cry he offers some original clogging
and fancy dancing. The latter, in the
pact of the blackface Topsy, is the
feature of a minstrel number which is
introduced by the chorus appearing in
regulation fancy dress suit garb of
minstreldom, with Alice Usher as in
terlocutor. Max Bloom as an eccen-