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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-12-24
FRATERNAL
ODD EELLOWS

ODD FELLOWS,
ogden Lodge No. s. Independent Order
OF odd Fellows Meets in I. O. O. +,
hall every Tuesday evening. Visiting
brothers cordially Invited 10 be present.
IL IL TRULBINGER, Noble Grand.
HENRY KISSEL. Secretary,
Queen CITY. Rebekah Lodge, No. 8. J.
O o. F., meets second and fourth Fri
day evenings at odd Fellows hall. Pis-
iting members Invited
LAURA NJ. WANT. N G..
AMANDA JENKINS. Rec Scc'y.
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EXCURSION TO SALT LAKE.

Oregon Short Line. s1.10 round trip,
Dec. IS, 29. "a. 25, q. IS. 81, Jan 1st-
Return limit Jan 3rd Your choice
9 trains each way daily. See time
card this paper
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NOTICE.

The regular annual meeting Of the
shareholders of the Ogden Savings
Bank will be held at their banking
room in Ogden. on Tuesday, January
l1th, 1910. at il a m, for the pur-
pose of electlng directors 10 serve for
The ensuing year and the transaction
IF such other business as may prop
,rly come before the meeting,
Dated, Ogden, Utah. Dec. II, 1909.
CHARLES H. BARTON. Cashier. =
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Jose Santos Zelaya has resigned as
president OF Nicaragua and Uncle
sam may now get what satisfaction
,e can out OF the argument that his
oayy is an instrument of peace
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IMPROVED ORDER OF RED MEN.
Improved order OF Rcdmcn, lliaw1tha
Tribe No. 3. meets in Eagle hail. Friday
evenings at O'Clock. Visiting chiefs
cordially Invited.
j. l.. BLOSSIGR. Sachem,
T. r GEIGER. c OF II.
A 3. WRIGHT, c. Of w.
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r. p O. ELKS

Il. p. o. ELKS.
b. p. o. Elks. Ogden Lodge No. 10.
lodge and club rooms, second floor 2li6
Washington avenue Regular meetings
every Tuesday evening. l'9s
JOHN S. CORI.EW Exalted Ruler.
:. IL KNAUSS. Secretary.
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ROYAL ARCANI1M.
MASONI,

MASONIC.
Queen Esther Chapter No. t. o. F. S.
Regular meetings held at Masonic hall
on Washington avenue. between Twen-
ty-ffth and Twonty-slxth streets. tho
first and third Fridays OF each month,
Sojourning momberS cordially Invited 10
attcnd
EVA F. COREY. W. NJ.
LILY V. HALSTED. Sccy
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FOR RENT
FURNISHED HOUSES.
WANTED-REAL ESTATE

WE BUY and sell real estate OF all
kinds. What have you TO sell! ).
NJ. Forristall, Ala First National BANK
Building
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FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES.
Frntcrnal order of Eagles. Ogden Aerie
No. lis. +. o. e, meets every Wednes-
day evening In Eagle hall cast OF Reed
hotel at 500. Visiting Brother Eagles
arc invited To attend tho Acrio meetings.
a c, F1ELIT2, w. President.
L F. GBIGER. Secretary.
DIR. II, b FORBES, Acrlc Physician
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ROYAL HIGHLANDERS.
The Royal Hlghlandcrs meet tho first
and third Mondays. at Eagle Hall Dues
can be paid from to 5. Office OF G. w.
Green, on the 18th of each month VS.
itlng members cordially invited
j Il. GRACE. |. p
ALICE COLLINS. Sec & Treas
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& REPAIRING

K. VAN kAMPEN-ParloT Furniture
upholstered and repaired: vanishing,
mattress making: carpets cleaned,
fit and laid: estimates submitted on
request Phones. Ind. Gel. Bell Ss3-X.
2T6e Volker Ave. S-9-tf
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

FANCY apples for sale Nothing like
them on the market. Ind phone
2G22-l C. j, Adams. IL 2S lmo
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SECONDHAND lumber, cheap In
quire 2264 Wash, or Scowcroft's old
warehouse u II lwk
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Humble Pie"

Originally the term humble pie
carried no opprobrious meaning The
pie was one made out of the ''hum-
bles" or "numbles," from the Norman
French "nombrils"-i e., the entrails
Of a deer. To this day it is highly es-
teemed in Scotland and in northern
parts of England. So late as the time
of Pepys tumble pie was served as
part of the menu of a gentleman's ia
BILE on an extraordinary occasion. Some
writer's derive the contumelious use Of
the phrase ito eat humble pie from
an alleged custom of serving tumble
pie below the salt, or at the second
table. But this is not supported by
authority. 1t more probably came into
use simply through the similarity of
sound, there being no similarity of
meaning whatever between the noun
umbles or numbles and the adjective
humble
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Stouqhton

A gain of q people of school age is
shown by the census recently compiled.
The records show that there are 1,406
persons between the ages of and 20
years in the city.
Miss Leona Hubbard left Wednesday
for Greeley, Colo, where she will spend
the next six weeks with her sister, Mrs
Ray ] Wilson, and brother, Waldo Hib-
bard, and families.
The school board has appointed Wal
ter Reeseburg, of Kiel, Wis, as
teacher of science and to have charge
of athletics at the high school for the
ensuing year at a salary of $40 month.
Mr. Reeseburg is graduate of Repon
college.
The third annual Peoples Picnic will
be held at Bergom's grove, east of the
city, Thursday, July 20, under the aus
pices of st Anne's church of this place.
An interesting program has been ar
ranged, including horse races, Shetland
pony races, burro race, single driving
race, foot races, etc. Hon M Clancy
will deliver an address. The Mandt
Wagon Co band will furnish music
throughout the day. An orchestra OF
ten pieces will furnish music at the
armOry in the evening.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
GAINESVILLE

The old Heddles tobacco plant, which
has been purchased of Fifeld brothers
by the Caloric company, has been NOV
ed to the latter factory.
Ole O Berg, the Norwegian who es-
capped from the Rock County Insane
asylum, is still at liberty and no trace
of him has been found, further than
the clew discovered indicating that he
had gone toward Fulton, where he has
a brother living. This was followed up
the day of his escape. but nothing has
since developed considered of any value
toward his apprehension. Berg has
been in the asylum since 1890.
Mystery surrounds the death of Al
bert Benwitz, a stone mason, found
diving beside the Northwestern tracks
near Fort Atkinson, Sunday afternoon.
The man left WATERFOWL Saturday with
considerable money in his pocket for
his home in GAINESVILLE. He was found
unconscious and taken to Fort Atkinson
on hand car, dying without regaining
consciousness Monday morning. But
Sd was found in his pockets, leading to
the theory of foul play.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
A Great Mystery.

There is one great mystery in Gods
universe somewhere flows a fountain
of life, where is one of Gods secrets
How far its waters flow we cannot
tell. No human feet have tracked it's
streams in their wanderings The Fa-
Their has decreed that we must drink
of it to live, and yet he blinds our
eyes with sleep before he let's us
drink When we awake the strength
of the stream is in us, and so we make
the journey of the day And the
strange waters have strange powers.
Soul darkness and despair are melted
in them; fear and trouble shrivel: hope
and strength are held in sweet solu-
ton in their wakes. Worn and weary
with the care and fret, closing her
eyes as the tired lids fall in the gloom
Of night, the faint mother slips into
the stream of sleep, and then in little
while the morning comes, and new
woman looks out upon the day with
the secret of new creation in her
soul, new power and courage born of
the waters of life Sturgis (Ky.)
NewS-Democrat
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
The Law of Gravitation.

In seventy seven years before
the publication of Newton's "Princi-
pia" Shakespeare IN the play of
''Troilus and Cressida," act 4, scene 2,
makes one of his characters say: &
Do to this body what extremity you can,
But the strong base and building of my
love
Is as the very center of the earth,
Drawing all things to it.
This would seem to look very like
the announcement of the law of gravi-
ty, and yet nothing can possibly be
truer than the fact that the great poet
did not in any substantial sense antici
pate the philosopher. Between Shake
speare's fancy and the scientific tri-
umph of Newton there is an infinite
difference.-NeW York American.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Milton junction

DR. F o Burdick and wife arrived Fri
day from Boulder, Colo, and will make
their soiourn this summer with Mr. and
Mrs R A Crandall, Mrs Burdick's par
entS.
Howard Gates, who has been employ
ed by the state railroad commission at
Madison, has accepted splendid posi-
ton in the public service department in
New York City, and is packing his
household goods to return to that city.
The eighteenth anniversary of the
business firm of Chambers & Owen oc-
Cured on Tuesday the 18th. The bust
ness was purchased of the estate of G
HI Button eighteen years ago and has
grown and been otherwise successful in
a wholly satisfactory manner.
Mr. Jay Walrod of Edgerton, who has
been employed in the moving of the F
L Hull house, slipped and fell Tuesday
from some timbers while working in
the cellar over which the house was be-
ing placed. He sustained scalp wound
and injured his back and shoulder so
that he was obliged to go to his home.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Milton

j G Goodrich has been appointed
agent here for the Wells-Fargo Ex-
press company, vice E A Holmes, re-
signed. The office is now in Goodrich S
store.
M M Sherman of Palmyra inspected
DR. j N Stillman's ginseng garden re-
Gently. He thinks the doctor's garden
equal to any he has seen. Mr. Sherman
has several acres under cultivation.
Ambassador Thompson wrote friend
here that during his absence from Mex
leo, on his Milton trip, trusted en-
ploye ''got away" with thirteen thou
sand dollars of the ambassadors funds
"a costly trip for the minister.
The Milton College male quartet left
Chicago Thursday on concert tour
through southern Illinois. They will
appear at Pulaski, Villa Ridge, DON
COLA, Cairo, Farina, Kinmundy, Dun
lap, West Hallock and Princeville. The
quartet is composed of A E Whitford,
H M Place, E E Hurley aud L HI
Stringer, with B G Porter as pianist
and L H Stringer as reader.
William Shemmel, proprietor of the
Milton hotel at Milton village, was
hauled before Judge Fifield in munich
pal court to answer to charges made by
Assistant State Dairy and Food Com
missioner H C Larson of unlawfully
selling and offering for sale an article
of food within the meaning of Section
1900 of the Statutes of 1908 and the
acts amendatory thereof and supple
mentary thereto, namely, drink con-
tanned in bottle bearing the following
brand or label: Absolutely Non-Intox-
icating Heger's Malt Mead-The R
Heger Malt & Brewing Co, Jefferson,
Wis, U S A-Fermented Liquor.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
A Busy HOLIDAY.

Nav, | don't think Jimmy il he
stayin' long on this new job he's took
up wild, said. Mrs. Herlihy. Ills too
hard FER him. Sure, he gets no rist
at all from Morda' mornin' till Sathur-
da' night, and It's not what the mans
used to-"
He has his Sundays to rist in
hazarded the caller boldly.
AN what o. that:'' said Mrs. Herli-
by. "On SUNDAYS he has to go to
church an take the children to their
grandmama' an visit wild his coosins
an all It's no rist at ALL"
"'Twas wan day out of livery fortnit
he had wild the ould job. want it,"
queried the caller.
"It was,' said Mrs Herlihy, AN
twas grand vacation he had. I'd
save livery bit O the washin', and he'd
wiring it out fine an hang it on the
line for me; thin he'd saw an shplit
ton day, an he'd bate livery mat in
the house an shine up the faucets an
the b'iler an wash the windys, an
there'd always be some little exthra
help, drivin' nails or the like, he cud
give me-
"An' whin he'd go to his bed at
night he'd niver fail to say to me,
We'll, Celia, my vacation day is over,
but / feel like it's made me ready to
go back to wurrk tomorrer, he'd say"
Youths Companion.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
What They Make Judges Out Of.


Justice David Brewer of the United
States supreme court, during an adj
dress before the students of law at
the University of Pennsylvania, told
them one of the experiences Of his
judicial career ut his own expense.
''It happened | was sitting at one
time on a number of cases in which
a good friend of mine was interested
as counsel, and it also happened that
in many of them my decisions were
rendered against my friends clients.
One day after the completion of such
a case we sat together talking, when a
very bashful young man from the
rural districts came in to see me bear
ing a card of introduction to obtain
my advice upon the choice of a pro-
fession. What do you think you want
to do? / asked him. i kind of thought
I'd better study law he replied, not
that | want to very much, but because
| guess I'd like to be a Judge They
make judges out of lawyers, don't
they? he asked, somewhat heSitat-
ingly. Once in awhile my legal friend
replied before | could answer. Once
in awhile they do, but not often -
Philadelphia Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Cambridge

FL III Prescott, carrier on route No. /,
now delivers mail to his patrons by
means of an automobile. He recently
purchased REQ runebout and is max
ing good use of it.
A E Morton returned home from Al
vim, Texas, last Thursday evening,
where he spent the winter. He reports
that fine country and says he will re-
turn next fall.
Ole Nelson died last Monday morning
at the home of his son, Anton Nelson,
near Utica, where he had been living
the last few years. He was sick only
a week and was 81 years old at the
time of his death. He was buried
Tuesday at East Koshkonong church,
Rev G G Krostu officiating at the house
and at the church.
For many years past efforts have
been made from time to time to place
our high school upon the accredited list
of the state university, but without
avail. For lack of room for proper
teaching force, insufficient supplies or
unsatisfactory work for one or several
reasons we have failed to get that
standing in the higher institutions OF
learning which the community desired.
We have finally attained the desired re-
suit in this respect, and our school now
takes rank with other schools offering
the same courses.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter
Edgerton, Wisconsin.
FRIDAY, JULY %, 1909.
CORRESPONDENCE


Postoffice Inspector Walker was in
Albion Saturday.
James Harrington and family spent
Saturday with relatives in Milton.
TB Collins returned Friday from the
Madison sanitarium much improved.
HA Head and H E Whitford made a
business trip to Stoughton Tuesday.
J E White and daughter Nellie spent
from Saturday to Monday in Monroe.
A number from here attended the
confederation of clubs at Madison Fri
day.
DB Coon and wife of Milton visited
relatives here the latter part of the
week.
Ross Coon and wife of Milton were
guests at o Painters Friday and
Saturday.
AL Whitford, wife and son Beryl
were guests of relatives from Friday to
Saturday night.
Mrs H Monroe of Nady, Ark, is the
guest of her sister, Mrs Olivia Reuter-
skiold, this week.
The families of E C Main and B
Bliven returned Friday from a week S
visit in Walworth.
CT Woolworth, who has been visit
ing here, returned to his home at Nor
tonville, Kansas.
Mrs A E Webster and little son of
Milton Junction were guests at 0
Webster's the latter part of the week.
IA Cavanaugh of Chicago and Mrs
B L Cleary of Edgerton were guests at
the home of Q Emery Thursday af-
ternoOn.
DIR and Mrs Cavanaugh of Chicago
and DR. and Mrs Cleary of Edgerton
were guests Monday evening at w A
Delancey's.
Mrs George Waters of Duluth, Mimi,
Mrs Byron Long and Mrs Marvin Mars
den of Edgerton were callers Wednes-
day afternoon at w A Delancey's.
Mrs M Bolser and son Paul came
from Madison Friday and remained with
her parents until Tuesday. She was
accompanied by Mrs H E Whitford and
son Sidney, who will visit in Madison a
portion of the week.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Evansville

The Leyden grading company are
now making two-mile stretch of road
in the town of Porter, commencing at
the corner where the w Tolles farm is,
and going east.
Mrs E S Hogue departed this life at
the home of her daughter, Mrs Charles
Sperry, Tuesday morning, aged 70
years. For over a year Mrs Hogue has
been an invalid, the nature of which
physicians disagreed in their diagnosis,
and for the past four months was con-
fined to her bed. Fully realizing that
at the best an escape from the sum-
mons from above was inevitable, res
ignation to her fate took place and she
peacefully and quietly waited for the
CALL She was woman we'll known to
the residents of the town of Porter,
having lived there for nearly thirty
years She was we'll beloved for her
charitableness and kindness to her
neighborS.
w F Heffels team attached to a
mower and driven by his 11-year-old
son Floyd, became frightened when
crossing the railroad track Monday af-
ternoon and came up Main street at a
lively gait. Striking the crossing in
front of the opera house block, large
chunk came out of one wheel which
made it extremely perilous for the boy
who was endeavoring to secure control
of the team. In front of Taggart's
store the boy lost his balance and fell
off the mower from the rear, and re-
ceived few scratches and bruises from
the fall. At first it was feared the boy
was severely injured, but fortunately
the reverse was to be found. The team
continued its run up Main, swinging on
First and collided with the ice wagon
standing in front of H O Meyers place
where they stopped. The mower was
a complete wreck.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
-TFirst publication July 2. Iggg.8w


STATE OF WISCONSIN, CIRCUIT COURT
- for Rock County-ss.
In the matter of the vacation OF part OF
McIntoshs Subdivision of part of Lot four
of Toynton and Others Subdivision and all of
McIntoshS and Others Subdivision of part
of Lot four of Toynton and Others Subdivision
to Edgerton. Wis.
Upon reading and filing the application of
Margaret Mcintosh, John Bowen. Emily j.
Young. Priscilla Spike, Mary E. Barton, An
drew Humphrey, Henry W1leman and others
for the vacation OF Lots 12, 3, 4, and Is and
that part of Blaine street lying north of the
south line of the Northwest Quarter of Section
g. Town A, Range IL East of McIntosh's Addi-
ton to Edgerton and Subdivision of part of
Lot four of Toynton and Others Subdivision as
shown on plat thereof recorded in the Regis
ter'S Office for Rock County, Wis.,. in Vol. of
Plats on Page 45; and for the vacation of Lots
numbered from to 81 inclusive of McIntosh's
and Others Subdivision of part of Lot four
of Toynton and McIntOsh's and 9TH
ers Subdivision of Edgerton, Wis. and
Blaine street thereon as shown on Plat thereof
recorded in said Registers Office in Vol. OF
Plats on Page %.
1t Is Ordered, that said petition be heard at
a regular term of the Circuit Court for ROCK
County, Wis. 10 be held in the City OF James
vile. in said County, ON the 4th day of Septem-
Der, 1909, at ten o'clock in the forenoon OF said
day or as soon thereafter as counsel can be
heard.
Dated this 26th day OF June, 1909.
By order of the Court
GEORGE GRIMM. Circuit Judge
L. H. Towne Atty. for Petitioners.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Too Literal.

"Well, yes said old Uncle Lazzen-
berry, who was intimately acquainted
with most of the happenstances Of the
village. "Almira Stang has broken off
her engagement with Charles Henry
Tootwiler. They'd be goin' together
for about eight years, durin' which
time she had been inculcatin' into him,
as you might call it, the beauties of
economy. But when she discovered
just lately that he had learnt his les
son SO well that he had saved up PIT
pairs of socks for her to darn immedi-
ately after the wedding she 'peared to
conclude that he had taken her advice
a little too literally and broke off the
match. Puck.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Moral Courage.

4 schoolteacher once told her class
that the courage which makes us do
what we think right, regardless of the
sneers of others, was moral courage,
the best kind
Then if a boy has a box of candy,
like me yesterday" said a lad, land
if he eats it all himself, without giving
any to people that have no right to it,
no matter how much they call him
mean and stingy. that there's moral
courage, amt it, teacher?''
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
To the G. A. r. Encampment at Salt
Lake City via Chicago, Milwau-
kee & st. Paul Ry.

The 43rd National Encampment of
the G. A. r. will be held at Salt Lake
City, Utah, August 9 to Ia, 1909. Are
you going? Choice of routes via Omaha
or Kansas, if your ticket reads via Chi
cago, Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway.
Low fare round trip tickets, good 80
days, on sale August to 8, inclusive.
Ask your local railroad agent for infor-
nation as to railroad and sleeping car
fare, routes and train service, or adj
dress F. A. Miller, General Passenger
Agent, Chicago. 34t2
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
Stappenbeck's
Pharmacy.
First publication July ?, 1909 ]
Notice of Hearing.

CTATE OF WISCONSIN.
- County Court for Rock County a Probate
Notice is hereby given that at a regular teri
Comfy. at the Court House. in the City {
GAINESVILLE. in said County on the hrst Tues
day. being the 18th day of SEPTEMBER, iSOs, al
o'clock a. M, the following matters Will
heard and considered
The application of Theodore A. Perry to az
nit to probate the last will and testament {
Oscar G. Perry, late of the city OF Edgerton, j
said county, deceased.
Dated June 29th, 1909.
BY the Court,
j. w. SALE. County Judge.
j. p. Towne, Atty. for Petitioner.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
A Night Riders Raid

The worst night riders are calomel,
croton oil or aloes pills. They raid your
bed TO rob you of rest. Not so with DR..
Kings New Life Pills They never dis
tress or Inconvenience, but always
cleanse +he system, curing Colds, Head
ache, Constipation, Malaria. 25c at w.
G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
beware of Ointnenfs- for CatarrT1
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
Inc mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never be used except on peescrip-
tons from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold TO the
good you can possibly derive from them
Halls Cattrrh Cure, manufactured by F.
j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o., contains no
mercury. and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarry Cure be sure that you get the
genuine. It is taken internally and is
made in Toledo, Ohio, by r. j. Cheney
& Go. Testimonials free. Sold by drug
gists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-07-23
The Time Not Ripe.

Anxious Patron-DOctor don't you
think you'd better call in some other
physicians for consultation? Family
Doctor (cheerfully) no; not yet.
There is still some hope.-New York
Weekly.