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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
IRON On RIGHT SIDE ONLY.
Proper Way to Fix Up Tableeloths--
Easy Method Of Preserving
the Frlnges.

Tablecloths are Ironed on the right
side only. They should be folded
down the center. with the right side
out, then each selvedge turned back
toward the center fold ON either side
The cloth should be pulled by two
persons till the ends meet evenly.
and then, II possible. mangled.
To iron a tablecloth. lay 1t fiat on
the table in itc folds. and iron in this
way. taking care to iron between each
fold, and passing with the iron over
each side of the cloth. This must be
continued until the cloth is quite dry
When a tablecloth is taken off table
after use 1t should always be folded
into the same folds.
II tray cloths have fringes, shake
the fringe out against the edge OF the
table before ironing, and then comb
1t out. Iron the linen center on both
sides until II is dry. and then dry the
fringe with the iron. Small cloths
should have as few folds in them as
possible.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
GOOD Jokes
GIRLS AND MUSICIANS.

THE late Paul Stanley, composer
Of a-ra-boom-de-ay.' took no great
pride in that songs success" said a
San Francisco musician. He had
hoped to succeed as a composer OF
grand opera.
when he lived here he often talked
with q quaint kind of melancholy about
the high ambitions Of his youth, and
how they had become humber as he
got older
"a mans ambitions dwindle, he
once said, like girls matrimonial
aims. At 16 girl wants fairy
prince and nothing less. At 90 she
is resigned to millionaire duke
At 25 a members of congress is good
enough. At 80 a country minister will
do nicely, and at SO she'll take any
thing, from song-writer down."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Cream WaHles.

Beat two eggs light and add to a
pint sour cream, into which a tea
spoonful soda has been beaten. Put
in half a teaspoonful salt and -four
to make a thin batter Pour in well
creased waffle irons, which must be
piping hot Shut the iron the mo
ment It is filled, turn IL. and in a few
moments turn again. When the waf
Hes are brown on both sides place In
layers and serve very hot, cutting
through the layers to serve. Eat with
plenty of butter and honey.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Worse Than a Hired Man.

Yeas drawled the postmaster OF
Bacon Ridge. that's old 2eb White,
the LATEST man in the state"
I'm what way is he so lazy?" asked
the coffee salesman.
why. every Sunday he takes the
two chickens they are going to have
for dinner and ties them as near TO
the pike as possible"
HIN! What is that for?"
$50 the racing automobiles will
whiz their feathers of and he won't
have the trouble of picking them"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
FATHER AT THE SUMNER COT,
TAGE.

He has two weeks 20 rest. and so
He hurries up to Shady Nook,
Now. here" says dad. '1'll let things
go.
And lounge around and read a book"
Next day mis- wife's relations come.
To entertain them was his job.
And every day II was the same.
or friends he always had mob.
He dug the worms and minnows caught
That they all might a-fshing go;
He ran the naphtha launch and taught
The children how to swim and row.
He cleaned the fish and balted hooks,
To get the water was his chore;
He had no time to spend with books,
At night he slept upon the floor.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Hard on the Recelver.

NO." drawled the mayor of the far
western settlement, "the boys had
some money tied up in that thar bank
rupt telephone company an they just
didn't like the way the receiver was
handling the business"
Didn't eh?" commented the tourist.
well. what did they do about it,
"oh, they just hung up the re-
ceiver."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Those car Wlndows.

George Washington never told a lie
because he was cautious.
One day, on a railroad train. a lady
asked him to open a window. Instead
of saying. Certainly. will. madam"
George said, II will try"
George did try, and. Of course. you
know the result.
But his reputation for yeracity was
still afe.-Yonkers Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
MAY REGAIN PRESIDENCY

Gen Ignaclo Andrade, former president OF
Venezuela and ousted from that excellent Job by
Dictator" Ciprano Castro. Is apparently upon
very good terms with the present administration
He has been named as minister TO Cuba and Is
at this moment in the United States on his way
to that post.
General Andrade had served two years in the
presidency when General Castro and his revo.
luton came along and created an abrupt vacancy
in the office, to be filled by the little dictator-to-
be Since that time General Andrade has been
a lively element In Venezuelan affairs Castro
has not dared TO have him killed off-hand and
Andrade has pulled OF two or three little per.
.sonally-conducted revolts OF his own that were
unfangly failures lie will probably be a can.
ext shift In administrations
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Good Memory.

Yeast-Has he got good mem.
DRY?
Crimsonbeak-Exc Why. he's
telling us the same smart things
his six-year-old boy says that the boy
who is IL now said when he was six
years oldl-Yonkers Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Lemon PIE FilIlnq.

Mix two level tablespoons of corn
starch with one cup of sugar and turn
into one and one-half cups OF boiling
water Cook ten minutes. add the
grated yellow rind and Juice OF one
lemon, a pinch of salt and three well.
beaten eggs. When thick use for fill
ing pastry shells already baked.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Realism.

Critic Gas the composer plays his
last piece)-Very fine, indeed. But
what is that passage which makes the
cold chills run down the back?
Compassionate is where the wan
derer has the hotel bill brought to
him.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Natural Ihounht.

Redd-This paper says there IL
on exhibition in window In Saco the
largest lobster that has been landed
In these parts for years. II ever.
Greene-Does II give the name OF
the lady who landed him?-Yonkers
Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Place for Trunks.

Where did you put the elephants
on the ship coming over?" asked the
funny man.
Downstairs in the hold, OF course"
replied the circus man.
Il thought they only put the trunks
in the hold that we're not to be used
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Reallsm Down 10 nate.

Biloxi see they have an airship
drama on the stage now"
Knox-Yes; / saw it last night.
Blox-So? Was it realistic?
Knox--Sure thing, Why, the airship
broke down before 1t started up.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Called His Bluff.

YES" said young Windig. boast
ingly. II pass most of my time be-
tween Chicago and New York"
That's what your cousin told me-"
rejoined Miss Cayenne.
MY cousinl" replied Windig.
"W-what did she say?"
"She said" replied Miss Cayenne.
that you lived in little town In
Ohio"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
How Gould She

He (rhapsodically) Il adore every
thing that is grand, exquisite. super.
eminent ! love the peerless. the
serene, the perfect in life.
She (blushing coyly)--Oh, George.
how can refuse you when you put
II so beautifully?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27

which nest on the plains each spring
and farmers declare that this is a
menace to their crops because OF the
insects which must result from lack
Of birds to destroy them Denver Re
publican.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Familiar Taste.

Farmer Ryetop-Yo You seem To enjoy
those fresh vegetables7
Summer Boarder-Yes, 1ufssAn &C.
quired taste. You get them from the
same store up in town that we do.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Cause and Effect.

'rhe Earl of Ennui (dreamily)--
Wisht 1 just had er million, and ten
years ahead of me.
Baron Beating-It-Well, you grab
the million and you'll get the ten
years all right, all right-Puck.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
KNIGHTED BY KING EDWARD

sir Henry w Lucy. as ne now Is entitled to be
called for many years has been one OF the most
distinguished of British journalists. The honor
of knighthood In this case Is paid to one whose
most popular work has been published In hui
morous journal AS Toby. M. P," he is world
known, this being his signature to the work he
has done for Punch. descriptive OF parliamentary
happenings, since 1881. Punch. like the London
Times may perhaps be called British institu-
ton rather than British journal. Its humor not
always Ia reshed by Americans, to many OF
whom II ordinarily seems dull and ponderous
But Punch is political and social power wher
ever the British flag floats, and not little OF its
influence In recent years has been credited to
Toby, NJ p" In addition to this kind of writing,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Coyotes Prey on Young Birds.

The decrease OF song birds on the
plains Is said to be due to the raids Of
the increasing bands Of coyotes which
prey on the young birds. Coyotes are
iald to destroy thousands of the birds
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
The Sequel,

Tourist-What's going on around
here?
Chief Umbrella-Umph! Poor 10
have big meeting. After meeting have
dog feast.
Tourist--Oh, | see. After the pow.
WOW comes the bowwow.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
'DIAMOND MAKER" JAILED

Henri Lemoine. the Frenchman who startled
the world with HIS claim that he had success.
fully made artificial diamonds as good as those
dug In South Africa. by means of an electric fur
mace. has been sentenced 10 serve six years i'm
prisonment. to pay fine of 5000. and to pay
$4,000 damages 10 Sir julius Wehrner, head OF the
De Beers diamond syndicate of South Africa.
Whether Lemoine has really discovered the
philosophers stone or whether he is trickster
is still matter OF warm debate among European
of science,
At various times Lemoine obtained from Sir
julius 100000. OF this amount $4,000 was for
the formula for the making OF the diamonds,
which, In sealed packet, has been placed In
London bank. TO be opened only I'm case OF lie.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27


has the
and England
O its ed
hides
writing the Liverpool shorthand
Chronicle
Later the Journalist London and Paris the
Sir
ada, the West Indies and the United States
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
short.Handed New York

Bacon see that New.York has
10000 stenographers.
Egbert--Is that all? Looks as II
New York might be shorthanded.-
Yonkers Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
The Wlnus.

Riches have wings.
There's no doubt of that.
For wife requires 'em'
TO trim up her hat.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Very Much So.

"The makers of the little Chinese
gods must lead a very paradoxcal
life"
How DO 20 umean?"
They must be busy in an idol way"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
GETTING RID OF MILLIONS

Daniel X. Pearsons ("Die-Poor PearsonsD,
millionaire philanthropist, who has given away
over $4,000 900 to az small colleges located prin-
cipally in the west and south, in the course OF an
interview declared that his reason for so doing
was his desire to act his own executor. Mr..
Pearsons intends to give away what remains OF
his fortune before his ninetieth birthday, next
April. he says.
81 have been administrator OF number Of es-
tates" said he, land I have never felt
that such trust can be satisfactorily executed.
have always intended TO die poor
man--at least. that has been my purpose for
quarter of century. | have quite definite views
Of how my money should be invested for the pub
lie benefit Why then should | myself not as
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Early Education

One OF the things daughter learns
long before her a. b. c's Is that moth
er had a chance to marry better ST
cuis Republic.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
Advice.

II you would climb to heights OF fame
Young man. bear this ia mind
Don't envy those who are Ia front
Nor scon At those behind.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
VIII she7

II she the pantaloon gown dons.
wonder will she. too,
Roll up the bottoms In the way
Our college students do?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27


Twice
N
fraud
Sir julius recently predicted that the sealed
a
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27

Hasbeen Henry--Aw, l wuz a fiossy
guy wunst. useter smoke quarter
cigars.
Thoughtless Thriveasy-Wot wuz de
matter-wuz de sports too stingy to
t'row away half ones?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27

responsibility of making the investments
what mpeed set about giving away my for
and isn't hard TO
find have wanted to give young men the OF
educated men
might the wilderness gifts Just be-
yields the
richest a small investment"
to
establish
a AT
needy students
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27
News for Dad.

Tommie-'I see wood yields about
one-fifth as much heat as coal"
Bobbie-'I guess my dad don't
know that"
aaNNhu2 n
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27

Dolly-So your father handled him
without gloves?
Molly-Yes; and II you'd have been
better for poor. dear Cholly II he had
done It without shoes!
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27

Because. when he warns me he
always uses a shingle!"-Yonkers
| Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-08-27

didate for electio a shift In administrations
Andrade spent this
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
The Corless Concentrator.

Herbert A. Corless, one of Jose
phine county's best known mining
men. has invented an Improvement
In a conctrating table which is said
to be of great value in separating
gold and other heavy metals from
gangue matter. This is done on q
table with two forward travelling mo.
tions and a sidewise motion, which
separates the valuable material and
likewise classifies the product in
heavy, light, black sand and value
less matter This concentrating
table is the result OF long experience
in mining and, understanding the de.
mands for the machine, it is at once
simple in construction, efficient In
operation, practical for all classes
of concentrates. The machine is an
Improvement over all other concen.
trating tables and will, without
doubt, soon come into general use.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
APPLES SELLING
AT $2.25 PER BOX
Effect Of Winning Capital Prize at
Spokane Apple Show on
Wenatchee District.

"Wenatchee apples are selling at
from $2.25 to SO box on the tree"
states w. d. Finley, assistant mana
ger of the national apple show at
Spokane, who visited Wenatchee last
week "The high price is due large
ly to the fact that Wenatchee or
chard carried off the first prize at the
Spokane apple show last year, and
the consequent advertising has made
demand for fruit from the prize
region.
"This is one of the reasons why
the Rogue River valley district can
not afford to be unrepresented at
the apple show this year. The Wash
ington districts are filled with cash
buyers this year, largely as result
of the displays they made last year"
Prospects favor several displays
from this section. A. d. Helms has
signed up for a car of Yellow New
town Pippins for the sweepstakes
prize and Tronson Guthrie a car of
Spitzenbergs for the same. F. II.
Hopkins will send car, provided the
buyers consent. J. A. Perry may
send one. Smaller displays will be
made by C. E. Whistler A. D. Helms
and other growers.-Tribune.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,) -.
mons Cpppt,s -

State of Ohio, City of Toledo Go
Lucas County. o.
Frank j, Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm of
F. j. Cheney & Co., doing business
In the City of Toledo. County and
State aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of Dec
ember, A. d. 1886.
A. w. GLEASON,
tSealO Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally. and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system Send for testimonials free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
OPEN SEASON FOR
QUAIL ON FRIDAY

The open season for quail begins
this Friday, the 18th, and hunters
should get wise to the restrictions of
the law with regard to this game
bird. It should be noted that shoot
ig from any public highway is for
hidden, and it is not permissible to
shoot within any enclosed property
without the permission of the owner.
The section on quail reads as fol-
lows: 1T shall be unlawful within
the counties of Jackson and jose
phine to hunt, pursue, take, kill, in
jure, destroy or have In possession
except for scientific or breeding -pur-
poses, or to sell or offer for sale, bar
ter or exchange, any quail at any
time between the 18th day of Decem-
Der Of each year and the 18th day OF
October OF the following year, and IL
shall be unlawful in said counties
during the open season and when II
Is lawful to hunt or kill the same, tC
kill, capture, destroy or have in pos
session any greater number than ter
Of the game birds enumerated in this
section in any one day or more than
20 of said birds in any seven con
secutive days. O.. 1909, p. 40"
The limit in other counties is
placed at five in one day and ten in
one week.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
D Y SP E PSIA

Every sufferer should have a copy
of my little book, How | cured My
Dyspepsia" a true account of a com
plete cure of a case of 20 years
standing, which had finally culmln-
ated in a severe attack of diabetes.
An entirely new system. No drugs.
No special foods. | have nothing to
sell you but the book; it explains all.
Price $1.00. There is no further ex-
pense. w. A. Grantham, Box III,
Lents, Ore. 10-S-3t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
Fruit Buyers Furnish information.

Fruit Buyers Furnish Information.
Rogue River Valley fruit growers
could get much valuable information
as to the quality of the grading and
packing, the condition of the fruit,
time in transit and the price per box
paid, by placing postal cards in a
number of boxes of each shipment of
their fruit.
The cards should have printed on
the face the name and address of the
grower and on the reverse side the
questions with a blank for each an
swer. If questions were about as
follows the orchardists would learn
If his graders and packers had been
doing good work and he would get
some pertinent information as to
the difference there was in the price
he got and what the consumer paid
for the fruit, and also valuable data
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
Card of Thanks.

We, the undersigned, family OF
the late deceased Lucy S. Holt, wish
to hereby thank the many kind
friends and neighbors for the many
kindnesses rendered our beloved
wife and mother in her illness. Es-
pecially do We wish to thank those
who were with us in the last hours
of her life and after her death and
those who so kindly sent the beauti.
ful flowers.
SIDNEY II. HOLT.
MR., AND MRS. ANDREW SHADE.
MIR. AND MRS. HENRY PYLE.
MISS MAMIE HENKLE.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15

You need not have Dyspepsia or
Indigestion, nor do you need to be
troubled in any way with your stom-
ach, if you will simply take Kodol
at those times when you feel that
you need it. Kodol is guaranteed to
relieve you, If It fails your money
viii be refunded to You by the drug
gist from whom you purchased it.
kodol digests all the food YOU eat.
II is pleasant to take Sold by all
druggists.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
Notice of Meeting of Board of Equal
iZatiOn.

Notice is hereby given that the
Board of Equalization of the County
of Josephine, State of Oregon, will
on the third Monday in October, to-
wit, October IS, 1909, attend, at the
Court House in said county, and pub
licly examine the assessment rolls,
and correct all errors in valuation,
description or qualities of lands, lots
or other property assessed by the as
SCISSOR; and it shall be the duty of
persons interested to appear at the
time and place appointed.
ECLUS POLLOCK,
Assessor of Josephine
9-24-4t County Oregon.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15
Meyer Worry

about a cough-there's no need of
worry if you will treat it at it's first
appearance with Billiards. Hore
hound Syrup. 1t will stop the cough
at once and put your lungs and
throat back into perfectly healthy
condition. Sold by National Drug
store.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-10-15

Some of the best dressed, best
looking men in town are wearing
Hart schatfner 6 Marx clothes, sold
by Geo S, Calhoun Co.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-26
BEAN FOUND IN AFRICA
SIMILAR TO COFFEE
Fungus Threatens Plantations
Where Fine Berry Grows

II Mr.. Lloyd George hopes to md q
henroost among the coffee plantations
he must hurry along" or there may
soon be no coffee for him to tax. For
years the very existence OF the fra
grant bean has been threatened by the
fungus which destroyed the plantations
OF Ceyion. and then spread to lava. and
most other places where the coffee plant
is naturaliZed. A forlorn hope for cof-
fee drinkers seems to lie with a new
species OF the plant. recently discovered
in central Africa, which is said TO pro-
duce beans OF exquisite flavor. and has
hitherto proved to be immune from dis
ease Curiously enough. coffee was
first drunk with US not In London. but
at Balliol college. Oxford John Evelyn
writes in his diary: There came in my
tyne to the College one Nathaniel Con-
opios out Of Greece. from Cyril the
Patriarch of Constantinople. who re-
turning. many years after was made
Bishop of Smyrna He was the first I
ever saw drink coffee. which custom
came not into England till so years
after" Evelyn apparently considered
the coming OF coffee to have been the
most important episode of his univer-
sfty career, next 10 the quarreis be-
tween his tutor and the master.-West-
minister Gazette