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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Pointed Paragraphs.

From the Chicago News.
You can't foot a bill by kicking about
II.
The softer a mans head the more he
Is inclined to utt in.
Separating an easy mark from his
money is nothing to boast OF
1t wouldn't be a bad idea to acquire
h habit of lodging pessimists.
Does the ugly chorus girl come un-
der the head of stage frights?"
Look within for happiness; troubles
will come without being looked for.
A man isn't necessarily attached to
q baby carriage because he follows Ii.
The good times W. long for will not
come I'm the guise OF Ascent watches.
A man likes to think that a woman
thinks he is better than he knows he Is.
What a strain there must be on the
mind OF the man who thinks he knows
Il all!
You can never be q great man SO
long az you associate exclusively with
small men.
We have often wondered what a
preacher does when he feels like maxi
Sng . few remarks that wouldn't look
Nel In print.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
HANDS RAW AND scALY.

1tched and Burned TerribIy-CouId
Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh
Cracking--SIeep Impossible-Cuu-
cura Soon Cured Eczema.
AN itching humor covered both my
hands and got up over my wrists and
ever up to the elbows. The itching and
burning were terrible. My hands got
all scaly and when I scratched, the
surface would be covered with blisters
and then get raw. The eczema got so
bad that l could not move my thumbs
without deep cracks appearing. | went
to my doctor, but his medicine could
only stop the itching. At night l suf-
fered so fearfully that | could not
sleep. ! could not bear to touch my
hands with water. This went on for
three months and | was fairly worn
out. At last | got the Cuticura Rene
dies and in a month | was cured. Wal
ter II. Cox, 16 Somerset St, Boston.
Mass. Sept. %. 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Lincoln and tn. News Of vick.burs

Gideon Welles In the Atlantic. .
When l retired from the cabinet council
I found a delegation from Maine at the
department, consisting of yice-President
Hamlin, the two senators of that state
and Senator Wilson. OF Massachusetts,,
These gentlemen had first waited on the
president In egard to the coast defenses
and protection Of the fishermen. and were
referred by him to me instead OF the army
which claims to defend the harbors AT
the moment OF receiving this delegation
l was handed a dispatch from Admiral
Porter, communicating the fall OF Vicks-
burg on the Fourth OF July. Excusing
myself to the delegation, l Immediately
returned to the executive mansion. The
president was detailing certain points rel-
alive to Grants movements on the map to
Chase and two or three others, when I
gave him the tidings. Putting down the
map, he rose at once, said we would drop
these topics, and II myself will telegraph
the news to General Meade" He seized
his hat, but suddenly stopped. his counte-
nance beaming with Joy. he caught my
hand and throwing his arm around me,
exclaimed, What can we do for the sec
rotary Of the navy for this glorious intel
ligencel He is always giving us good
news! I cannot, in words. tell you my
JOY over this result. II is great, MIR.
Welles, II is great!'
We walked across the lawn together.
This" said he, will relieve Banks. II
win inspire me-"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Regulating the Auto.
From the Chicago Tribur

From the chicago Tribune.
The relation of automobile traffic to
roadbeds is an important consideration
at a time when the interest in highway
building is growing apace. The expert
ences of New York state have not been
satisfactory. The character of the sur
facing of highways is a matter of con-
slant study. The fast moving machines
of many horse power have introduced
new problems in construction.
The regulation Of the automobile is
a subject which plays a great part in
legislative halls at the present time.
The eastern states. particularly, have
been considering the matter with much
care.
The Pennsylvania law has received
the signature OF the governor and Is to
go into effect on January /, 1910. Its
principal features have interest.
All motor cars are to be registered
with the state highway department ac-
cording to horse power. A machine of
20-horsepower will be registered for IS.
Machines or over 50-horsepower will be
registered for SIS, and intermediate
ones for proportionate rates. A motor
cyle will require 81 as a fee. Each
chauffeur will have to ave a license
at a cost OF 81.
A visitor IL the state will be allowed
to use his machine without registration
II his stay does not extend beyond 10
days. Out in the country q mile In
two minutes and a half will be per-
mitted. In congested districts a mile In
five minutes will be the maximum.
The law provides for Joy riders In
a satisfactory manner If any one uses
another's machine witout permission
there will be a penalty OF 800 and the
added punishment of a year In the peni-
tertiary. If any n runs q machine
under another license than the n
granted for the same heavy fine and
additional Imprisonment Is provided.
These regulations probably represent
the contemporary thought on the auto
mobile in it's relation to the highway.
They appear to be reasonable and seem
to cover the essential matters which
have been brought to public attention
so many times.
1t Is accepted by everyone that the
automobile has come to stay. The new
problems 1t has made prominent must
be solved. They relate to the wear
and tear on the roads and to the safety
of people everywhere.
The Pennsylvania code is likely to be
copied by the legislatures of other
states, and it will not be long until
there Is q body of automobile law ade-
uuate to meet all cases that arise,
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
The Life of a Nation.

Your nation may nave art, poetry
and science, all the refinements of civil
tzed life. all the comforts and safe
guards that human ingenuity can de-
wise; but if we lose this spirit of per-
sonal and local independence, 1t is
doomed and deserves its doom. AS
President Cleveland a we'll said, it
is not the business OF a government to
support its people, but of the people to
support their government; and once to
lose sight of this vital truth is as dan
gerous as TO trife with some stealthy
narcotic poison. OF the two opposite
perils which have perpetually threat
ened the welfare of political society
anarchy on the one hand, loss of self
government on the other-Jefferson was
right in maintaining that the latter is
really the more to be dreaded because
fits beginnings are so terribly insidious.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Get Out of Doors.

TIUIE vi NltNINuI IkENOIU
Trudeau's classic experiment points
us In the right direction. After inocu-
lating a number Of rabbits withtubercu-
losis, he confined a number of them in
doors and turned the others outdoors.
The latter all. recovered, while the
former all died.
This experiment shows that a rabbit,
living upon It's natural food and under
a natural environment. is proof against
tuberculosis. There Is abundant reason
to believe this equally true Of man.
In other words. tuberculosis Is not a
necessary evil of human life, but is a
natural consequence OF roneous habits
and departure from natural conditions.
Man is naturally an outdoor animal. A
mole lives a healthy life in a burrow.
A mar must live In the fresh air and
the sunshine.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Out OF Ais Hands.

From Everybody's Magazine.
Uncle Nose, needing money, sold his pig
TO the wealthy northern lawyer, who had
just bought the neighboring plantation.
After a time, needing more money, he
stole the pig and resold it, this time TO
Judge Pickens, who lived down the road
apiece" Soon afterward the two gen.
tlemen met, and upon comparing notes,
suspected what had happened. They con-
fronted Uncle Nose. The old darby cheer
fully admitted his guilt.
We'll" demanded Judge Pickens, what
are you going TO do about it%
Blessed II ] know, jedge," replied Uncle
Nose, with a broad grin. Use no lawyer.
/ reckon I'll have 10 let yo' two gen'men
settle IL between yo'selves.'
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

Zy spells made life a burden. The kid
'ney secretions were terribly disorder
ed. | could hardly move a muscle
without severe pain. l was a physical
wreck when | began taking Doan's
Kidney Pills. The change was won
derful. Since using them my trouble
is gone. l have a good appetite,
weigh more and feel WELL"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
BETTER THAN SPANKING.

Spanking does not cure children of bed
wetting. There is a constitutional cause
for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box
w, Notre Dame, Ind, will send free to
any mother her successful home treat
ment, with, full instructions. Send no
money, but write her today If your chil-
dren trouble you in this way. Don't blame
the child. the chances are ii can't help II.
This treatment also cures adults and aged
people troubled with urine difficulties by
day or night.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

Mrs. r. H.. Tucker, of Spokane,
Wash. is said to be the hrst woman
wireless operator in the world, At
present she is in charge OF the station
on the steamship Indianapolis, plying
between Seattle and Tacoma. Speak
ing of wireless telegraphy as a bust
ness for women, Mrs. Tucker said that
the only reason she could think of why
ONE do not go into this service is
that they are afraid Of the Instruments.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Mean People.
From the washington Star.

FIOfH LHt H6TtlIIgtUH SUIT.
Henry Russell. the head OF the Bos-
ton opera, was describing his former
our in search of talent.
They were mean people, he a
Of the singers Of a certain city. Il
could do no business with them. They
thought only OF money"
Mr.. Russell smiled.
They were as bad as the man who
discovered the Blank theater fire.
THE first intimation the box Office
had OF this fire came at the end of
the third act, from a fat man who
bounded down the gallery stairs, stuck
his face In at the ticket window and
shouted breathlessly:
""Theater's aare. Gimme me money
back"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
Miss Esther Cleveland in Rome.

From a Rome Letter to the New York
Times.
One OF the most charming among the
any afternoon receptions given by
Americans who have crowded Rome
during the last few weeks was given
by Mrs. Daniel S. Lamont, of New
York, at the new Palace hotel. Miss
Esther Cleveland, a daughter of the
late ex-president. looked after the com
fort of the guests and spoke with great
interest Of the recent audience the
pontiff had granted her.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
A Burst of Confidence.
From ''Success Magazine.

TIUHI OUNNNsS NdBdAIICs
An elderly farmer up in Maine lost
his wife, and his nephew was taking
the Did man back to the empty farm
house.
Well" said the old man after a long
silence, "46 years. Isuppose she was
a good wife to me. She was a good
cook and a good housekeeper, and she
kept me we'll redd up, but, do you
know he added. II never liked her."
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
A Rare Good Thing.

Am using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say l would not have been with
out it so long, had l known the relief II
would give my aching feet. | think II a
rare good thing for anyone having sore
or tired feet.-Mrs. Matilda Holtwert,
Providence, r. l." Sold by all Druggists,
25c. Ask to-day.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
A Pious Error.


Edmund Tarbell, the Boston artist to
whom the first class Carnegie medal OF
$1,000 was recently awarded in Pitts
burg, condemned at a dinner in Bos-
ton, the ~disfiguring of beautiful land
scapes with advertisements.
Tie proper place for the advertise
ments is the newspaper" said Mr.. Tar
bell. There only it does good, excit-
Ing the interest 1T is intended to eX-
cite, instead of only creating scorn or
der n.
Landscape advertisements too fire.
Nuently cause derision,' Mr.. Tarbell
went on. Even scriptural texts, set
Vitho L due caution in public places,
may fail of their ~elevating effect.
Thus a certain John Jones, the lead
Ing { zen of a New England seaside
town, donated ! number of benches &c
the boardwalk On each of these
benches the pious Mr.. Jones caused tc
be painted:
"'Gift of John Jones.
The sea is His. and 10 made it, >
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

,
From my own ex-
perience | believe the
worst of women's
Die originate
from weak kidneys.
For years my health
failed gradually.
Pain in the back and
a feeling of heavy
pressure over the alb
domen, poor appetite,
nervousness and diZ-
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

A a may not be able to find his
wife's pocket, but she always knows
where his is located.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

OF course, you know just what yol
would do In another mans place, blu
why don't you do the right thing II
your own place?
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
A Narrow Escape.

A German shoemaker left the gas
turned on In his shop one night, and
upon arriving in the morning struck
a match TO light it. There was a ter
rife explosion. and the shoemaker was
blown out through the door almost to
the middle OF the street. A passerby
rushed TO his assistance, and after
helping him to arise inquired If he was
injured. The little German gazed at
his place OF business. which was now
burning briskly, and said: mo, ]
aindt hurt. But / got out shust In
time, eh?"
The people OF the United States are
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

Paw-Paw fruit. / Undertaking y recon-
mend these pills as being the best TAXA.
tive and cathartic ever compounded. Get
q 25-cent bottle and If you are not per-
fectly satisfied 1 will refund your money.
-MUNYON.
SD and jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia. Pa.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

Better than gold-Like il In color
Hamlins Wizard Oil-the best of all rem
edies for rheumatism, neuralgia, and all
pain, soreness and Inflammation.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
A WORD WITH WOMEN.

These Fa:SS May Open the Eyes of
Many Discouraged Ones.
Mrs. Matilda Lindemann, 4423
WpntWnrth Ave Chicarn Ill saws.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

What is the difference between val
or a discretion"
We'll, TO go through Europe without
tipping would be valor."
Il see"
And to come back by q different
q would Do discretton.~
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAWPILLS

Inc DeSt StOmhcu
and Liver Pills known
and a positive and
speedy cure for Con-
stipation, Indigestion.
Jaundice, Biliousness.
Sour Stomach. Head
ache, and all ailments
arising from a disor-
stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain In c~oncentrat-
ed form all the viz
tues and values OF
Munyon's Paw Faw
tonic and are made
from the Juice OF the
IL -~AD-
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

Level of Comfort in America.

draws the pain and Inflammation from bee stings and
insect bites. Soothes and slsys the awful itching u
mosquito bites. csc, Soc. and Soc. bottles.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

81 tried all kinds of blood remedies
which failed to do me any good, but /.
have found the right thing at last. My
face was full of pimples and black heads.
After taking cascarets they all left. ! am
continuing the use of them and recom-
m~ending them to my friends. l feel fine
when I rise in the morning. Hope TO
have a chance to recommend Cascarets."
Fred c. Witten, 10 Elm ST., Newark, NJ.
Pleasant, Paiatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or GRIPPE.
l0c, 2Sc, Soc, Never sold la bulk. The genu-
Inc tablet stamped c c. Guaranteed TO
cure or your money back. s2z
rnp Cal z 20, 600 Acres LAsd, improved or unimproved
EVh ohlI Eastern Oklahoma. From si26o 20 $40 per
acre. City property that viii pay 10 to 70 per cent per an
num-. Write for particulars. sebark Zimmerman, Taiss, 0kll
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

The people OF the United States are
the greatest users of the telephone.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

Note-It is reported that the Mad Null
lah has a band of hunters on the Roose'
welt trail near Nairobi.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-07-09

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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-04-02
SULLY BEHIND BIG
COTTON MOVEMENT

Daniel ]. Sully, the cotton king, gave
out statement Wednesday morning to
the effect that his visit to Atlanta is a
step in a plan he has for bringing the
farmers, planters, bankers and other in
vestors Of the south into such co-opera-
ton that in the future the south will be
able to handle it's cotton entirely and in
such a way that the price of cotton will
be materially raised. He plans to form
numerous associations.
Thursday he authorized the following
statement:
THE greatest movement, agricultu-
rally, industrially and financially, not
only of modern times, but of all times Is
now gathering momentum in the south.
1 can say TO the farmers, bankers and
others of the cotton states that the capt.
tai owned and commanded by the strong
est and most resourceful men of our ma
ton, both south and north, reinforced
by the best constructive inf1uences-in-
fiuences that stand for the commercial
emergence of the south and the right
full supremacy, through cotton, Of Amer
ica-await simply the intelligent and 10y
al cooperation of all classes concerned.
primarily this means economic sal
walton for the planter. Europe has long
realized its dependence upon him. Now
America does"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-04-02
CHILD LABOR BODY
ELECTS OFFICERS
GOVERNOR HOKE SMITH MADE
VICE PRESIDENT-DR. A. j.
M'KELWAY ON EXECUTIVE
COMMITTEE.

NEW ORLEANS, April LATTER
forming a permanent organization to be
known, as the Southern Child Labor Con-
ference, the delegates from the various
states of the south, which have been In
session here for several days, adjourned
early Wednesday afternoon. To the exec
utive committee was left the matter OF de-
Gliding upon the time and place for hold
ing the next meeting.
The following officers were elected just
before adjournment:
Governor ]. Y. Sanders of Louisiana.
president State Senator Frank NJ. CO.
vile. of Oklahoma, secretary; Miss Jean
Gordon, of New Orleans, treasurer.
The list of vice presidents includes
Governor Hoke Smith, of Georgia; w. l..
Stevens, of Charlottesville, Va; Miss
Kate Bernard, of Oklahoma; Mrs. Mary
Smith, Of st. Louis; Thomas j. Har-
rison, of New Orleans; Charles H. King.
of Jackson. Tenn; Mrs. James H. Leech,
of Louisville, KY, and ThaddeuS Lamp
ton, of Magnolia, Miss.
The executive committee is made up of
DR.. A. J. McKelway, of Atlanta, Ga;
T. G. Miller, of Roanoke, Va; State Sen
ator L. K. Taylor, of Oklahoma; Solo
mon Wolf, of New Orleans; d. ]. Groner,
of Chattanooga, Tenn; G. H. Seean, of
Louisville, KY, and State Senator j. r.
Mcdowell, of Jackson, Miss ....
Governor Hadley was Unexpectedly
called back to Missouri today and left
with Mrs. Hadley for jefferson City on
an early train. Owing to his absence, no
one was appointed to the executive COM
mittee from Missouri, but the Missouri
delegates will select a member later.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-04-02
LIONS ARE ROARING
IN AFRICAN JUNGLE

MOMBASA, British East Africa April
1.-The preparations for the reception here
of Theodore Roosevelt are nearly COM
pleted. Frederick John Jackson, lieuten-
ant governor of the protectorate, will re-
ceive Mr.. Roosevelt. Mr.. Jackson is IA
nous sportsman.
Packages addressed to Mr.. Roosevelt are
arriving on every steamer from London.
They come principally from British firms
in the export business. A cablegram has
been sent to Mr.. Roosevelt at Alden, in
viting him to be the guest of the citizens
of Mombasa at dinner on St. Georges
day, April %. r. j. Cunninghame, the
well-known hunter and field naturalist,
who is to manage the Roosevelt expedi-
ton, is completing his preparation with
much secrecy. He has not been SEEN in or
about Nairobi for fortnight past.
The government is constructing a new
road to facilitate the landing of the
Roosevelt party at Kilindini, the landing
place for Mombasa. .....
Since the advent of the rains, lions have
been terrifying the natives within four
miles of Kilindini. An elephant that evil
IDENTIFY had strayed from herd, made its
way yesterday into the bazaar at Masingi,
and played havoc. The natives at Masingi
have been assured that they need have no
further Gear, as Mr.. Roosevelt is on his
way to the protectorate to hunt. They
are awaiting Mr.. Roosevelt's arrival con-
tentedly.
An American settler in the protectorate
is talking seriously OF importing possums
for breeding purposes. He says he hopes
to tempt President Tafts.to come out to
the country. taF
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-04-02

LONDON, England.-In the one scale.
happiness, a home. and one woman. In
the other, position, a palace, and ha-
rem of Turkish beauties.
Prince Loutfoullah, nephew to the sui
tan of Turkey, made his choice.
The one woman outweighed the harem.
Prince Loutfoullah, by the turn of a
death or two, may succeed to the Turk
fish throne. Yet he is living quietly in
London, as happy as a s1O-dollar-a-week
clerk, for with him is the one woman
whose beauty caused him to break with
Turkish custom, concluding with an elope-
ment that startled official Europe.
Mile. Tygonala is the heiress of one
of the richest families in Turkey. She
has beauty, charm, intelligence. But mar
rage, with the nephew of the sultan
"Pahl' said the sultan. Impossible"
It would be a dreadful mesalliance for one
who might some time be emperor He
wouldn't hear of it. The girl was not
even a member of the nobility. 1t was out
OF the question.
Prince Louttoullah bowed low. The
sultan knew best, he said. He didn't COM
plain. But on leaving the court, he hur-
ried to the girls mother. He persuaded
her to take Mile, Tygonala to Brussels for
a visit. Then the prince slipped across the
border at night. and the-wedding follow
ed at the Belgian capital
I'VE may not be forgiven, we don't
care" said the prince. Being free, we
are happy"