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Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03
SMILING REMARKS.

Johnny" spoke Mrs. Lapsllng. in a tops
Of sharp reproof, you shouldn't bolt your
food in that manner. You must learn IN
plagiarize your victuals."-Chicago Tribune
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

GEORGE B. THSCHUCk. "
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn
to before me this LIST day of July, 1908.
(SeaD NJ. p. WALKER
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Gunner-And now comes q professor who
declares that fruit il just as healthv Win
the skin on as II is peeled. ~
Guyer-H'm! I'd like to see somebody
start him on a diet OF pineapples-Chicago
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Ten years ago that fellow borrowed
try"
And now he's worth millions, eh -
mo. owes for his passage money vet
Kansas City Journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Sweden, planning tariff revision for 1910,
has referred the problem to a tariff com
mission. A bureau chief. representing the
minister OF finance, IL to be president OF
the board, and the membership will con-
slst OF two manufacturers. two represen-
tatives OF the agricultural interests, one
Of whom Is to be a member Of Parliament,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

"Wha In tho world have you got that
bill framed up there for?'' we asked.
oh. that" sighed the Millionaire, lis the
only dollar / ever earnedl"
We NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Captain, what time does the boat start"
1T starts, madam, when / give the word "
Then I've always had the wrong idea
/ thought 1t started when the engineer
pulled a lever, or did something. Thank
you ever so uch."-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Entered at Omaha postOfnos As second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

VICTOR RosEwATER, EDITOR
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Our catcher frequently signals 10 the
pitcher doesn't he Charley, dear7' said
young Mrs. Torkins. ~
Yes. but you can't understand his sig.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-03

Chairman Of the Communicative got
anything to say before we strings Won ms
Bad BuEgtns (the Conference.-The IL AIM
too much trouble, ia like to have you trim
the end o the rope where it's frayed IL
uckles me neck.-tudKe -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12

indeed, If he can stand beneath and
gaze aloft at our triumphantly float
ing flag, and not turn with thank
fulness to a contemplation of the
great privileges, and with serious
thoughts as to the duties and the re-,
sponsibilities which that citizenship
casts upon him. In this, the only
great government "of the people, for
the people and by the people," the
duties Of an enlightened citizenship
rest with weightier responsibility
than anywhere else on earth. It is
with full sense of that responsible
ity that I now turn to urge you on
to it's performance.
l will not pause to enumerate nv
conceptions of my duties imposed
by American citizenship, but want
to proclaim that prominent among,
if not paramount to all others, is our
duty to so live as to inspire ou1
neighbors to higher sense of theil
obligation to our flag and to thei1
fellow man, than they have known
before.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12
What The OPENING
CONTINUED from. page 50

do that. The tenant must ask some
other man for a shelter for his wife
and little ones, the wage Garner
must forget himself, and bury his
own individuality, his own freedom
from action in the interest or pleas
ure Of his employer before he can
carry bread to his own table, and
the business man must cater to the
public. The farm owner can act as
he pleases, think as he pleases and
vote as he thinks best, but the fac.
tory hand must consult his employ
err, and abide either the pleasure or
the caprice of the boss. One is a
free man, and the other is made q
very slave by the chains which needs
of his family have bound him tc
some other man.
Home of the Real American Freeman
Statistics will tell you that less
than four men out Of every hundred
living in one Of our great cities own
their own homes, and that at least
ninety of each hundred are wage
earners. With these facts in your
minds, and these figures on the
board before you need I reiterate
that the farm is the home of the
only real American freeman, or con
graduate you that whatever your
former conditions have been you are
| fortunate indeed in the opportunity
of finding a comparative emancipa
ton by becoming the owner Of Ice
fruitful acres; but from the depths
| of a sincere and sympathetic heart
! 1 do congratulate you on your good
fortune. Your generous government
has made it possible for you to come
! here and select home, and what
are you doing when you make your
| selection? Many a man who makes
a selection Is acting not alone for
! himself, and for his children, but fol
his children's children, and many
who may come after them. You, OF
this rapidly changing western citi.
zenship, where whole empires in ex-
tent are peopled in a few months
and farms rapidly changing owners,
can hardly believe that awhile ago
III visited a relative In the good old
state OF Virginia, and was told that
/ was then standing on land which
my grandfather's grandfather &C.
quired from the provincial govern
ment more than a hundred and fifty
years ago, and that tract OF good
land during every intervening hour
from that day to this has been the
home Of some OF his descendants
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12
r.,
EXTENDS INVITATION TO LAND
SEEKERS TO "coME
AND SEE"

Registration for the opening Of the
Standing Rock and Cheyenne Indian
reservations will continue to Octo-
Der 20, inclusive. Bismarck has made
extensive preparations to provide ac-
Communications for the many people
who will come to register for these
lands. Incident to making registra-
ton at Bismarck many strangers viii
pay Mandan a visit, says the Mandan
News, and the city particularly ex-
tending an invitation at this time
Will In due season make special ar,
rangements to accommodate and en-
terrain the visitors. -..: . :3sas
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12

Did he select for himself alone, and
did he realize that in making that
selection he was acting for his chill.
drens great grandchildren, and
others who might come after them:
Necessity of Careful Selection.
Very much more depends upon
your selection than you now realize
Will your selection result in good
water for your family and fertile
soil for your tillage? If the soil Is
fruitful enough, four days labor each
week may yield you a bountiful and
sufficient harvest, but If it is less re.
sponsive to your efforts, and requires
six days to make it respond, you have
by the poorer selection, added fifty
per cent to your burden Of toll, rob-
bed yourself of the days needed for
rest and recreation, and added to the
toll of your children and all who may
come after you. 1t is important,
then that the selection be- wisely
made.
1t is the policy of the homestead
laws that these lands shall be put
into the keeping of the men who
actually need homes, men who are
real farmers. and intend to continue
so, by following their own plows and
that they shall not be distributed
among mere spectators, men who
are not and do not intend to become
bona fide tillers of the soil, men who
are only seeking the lands to sell
their ACCOMPLISHMENTS before actual
residence, Or to sell their land as
soon as title has been obtained, or
even to hold them themselves as an
investment with no intent to make a
permanent home on them. There
are, all over this broad land of ours
very many home hungry men, who
long for the privilege of obtaining
lands for their own cultivation. They
are holding the handles of a plow
six days in the week with the full
consciousness that nearly or quite
one-half Of the labor, which should
60 to make their families more COM
Portable is being performed as a tri-
butte to the man who owns the soil
he is filling. -: -. !. . %
Full Meaning Of American Citizen.
r. - -. ship. -
It is a glorious thing to be an
American citizen. It was once said
that ito be a Roman is greater than
to be king" but we can proudly
and truthfully say that ITO be an
American citizen is far greater than
1t ever was to be Roman" and
especially SO when one owns 100 acres
of Dakota's fertile, sun.kissed, rain
enriched acres. Such a man must
be stupid, dull and unappreciative,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12
Can Accommodate Few Farmers.

Motif Register: The, registration
is on at Bismarck for the big land
opening and thousands Of homeseek.
ers will visit the capital city. Not
only will there be a rush Of home-i
steaders, but hundreds Of land buyers
Will take advantage Of the low rates.
TO come and look over the bargains
in farm lands on the Slope. We have
room for a number OF good farmers
IN this region and should be able til
secure few Of them. r,...
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12
Crops Near Motif.

DIOR Feltheim, who lives east Of
MONT reports crops turning out well
IN Wild Rose township. Wheat is run.
ming 1e to 20 bushels, and flax is GO
ing IL to 16 bushels per acre.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12
BOARD OF TRUSTEES

Rev. c. Oertli, Chairman
Rev. VIM. Suckow
Rev. w. c. Menges
Rev. e. &. Oeder
FIR. NJ. Brost. Kuhn. N. D.
Geo. M. Brewer. Chasley. N. D. :.
Adam Nagel, Lehr. N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-12
OFFICERS

Rev, VIM. Suckow. Pres.
Rev. c. Oertli. LIST Vice Pres.
Rev. Phi. Laux. I'd Vice Pres.
R.W. Teichman. Secretary
Rev. E. c. Oeder. Treasurer
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
-sHs
LOOK ON sALmoRAL AS HOME.

Among all their palaces and cas-
ties it is Balmoral that the members
of the royal family have always
looked upon as their home, Around
it cluster the most pleasing rccollec-
tons of their childhood and early
manhood and womanhood. 1t was
there that the present queen of
Spain and her brother, Maurice,
were born. 1t is an interesting fact
to remember hat until the queen Of
Spain was born there had not been a
royal birth in Scotland for nearly
800 years-not, in fact, since
Charles |. was born at Dunfermline
in 1600.-Ladies' Pictorial,
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
THE goodwill.

Instead of employing hundreds of
men with picks to dig up streets for
the purpose of re%surfacing them the
city of Cincinnati now uses a 10000
pound rake, which enjoys the gentle
name of goodwill.
When dragged along by a steam
roller it does the work of the labor
ers with their picks in about one
fifth of the time and 50 per cent.
better. The big steel teeth dig into
the street six inches deep and three
feet wide and travel about 25 feet
a minute. 1t is estimated that the
machine saves the work of hundreds
of laborers and pays for itself in
every two days work. -popuIar Ne
chanics.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
NEVER ANYTplN3 BUT POLITE
Spanish officials Method Of Dealing
with Repeater" a Thing to
Be Admired.

Senior Epifanio Portela, the min
lister from Argentine Republic,
claims that the Spanish r the most
polite people on earth and that while
other characteristics of the mixed
Spanish c inhabiting the west
crn world may change, never do they
lose the punctiliousncss which dis
tinguishcs the true Castilian. For
proof, the genial senior recently told
at a club dinner this story. which il
Illustrates how the guardians of the
law use the language when dealing
with that ubiquitous genus known as
the repeater"
"Senor," said the man in charge
of the ballot box at a Buenos .Ayrcs
municipal election, "to forget that
n has been here before is possible,
but you have been here twice before
Observation-Disclosures ends with III,
second time. Will you be so good a,
10 take the sunshine of your pres,
ence out Of this room and keep il
out from henceforth and f~orever?'
New York Press.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
A DIET OF DALLAS.

By a curious horticultural irony
the dahlia, which is the popular idol
of all our early autumn flower
shows, has a dreadfully prosaic par
entage. 1t has been developed from
the Mexican tubers introduced about
1870 years ago by the Swedish nat.
uralist DR.. Dahl for the purely com
mercial purpose of supplanting or
supplementing the potato. They did
not "catch on" and the dahlia dish
70 disappeared from dinner tables,
but our gardeners at once perceived
the great potentiahties of the flower
and proceeded to produce the double
dahlia and other delightful floral
fantasies. The tubers of the dahlia,
too acrid for our insular taste, are
still eaten in some parts of France.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
THE VILLAINS TEETH.

The two sets of false teeth looked
just alike, but one set cost so more
than the other. "There is a lot of
extra work on those expensive
teeth" said the dentist. "They are
made for an actor who always plays
the part of %hcavy-villain in melo-
drama, and he has to have teeth
that he can hiss with. | experiment.
ed on three different sets of teeth
before | got the combination. Some
how the nice, even teeth that | usual
ly turn out wouldn't permit the
sibilant 'ss-sses' that he deals in to
escape with sufficient venom. You
wouldn't believe how much tinker
ing it takes to lick teeth into shape
for the 's'deaths' and 'od's bloods' to
sound just right. Of all the people
/ ever made teeth for the heavy
stage villain is hardest to fit"
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
1T WILL BE SIMPLE.

"What | have always wanted
darling" he said after she had con-
sented to be his, sis a dear little
home of my own. | have always had
to live in boarding houses, and il
seems to me that to have a cozy flat
with YOU in it as my little house.
keeper would be the nearest ap-
proach to heaven that could expect
on this earth. What do you think
about it, d~earest?"
at would be just lovely" she re-
piled. smuggling a little closer ia
him.
"But the trouble is that | could
hardly afford to hire a maid for you
just now. In a little while | hope
| shall have a raise of salary, and
then it will be easy. Do you think
you could get along at first without
any help"
"Oh, yes, Pm sure there wouldn't
be any trouble at all. l can boil eggs
just splendidly."
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
HARD LINES,

Miss Flora McFlimsey was bewail-
ing the circumstance that she had
nothing to wear.
Nothing that's fit to go out in,
anyway" she said. 81 see by the
printed proceedings of the dress
makers convention that every bles-
sed gown l have is h~opelessly out of
style!"
Despite the fact that Evanston
was trimming its trees and shrub.
berry to make room for her hats, she
persisted in remaining indoors and
reading French novels,
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
A Hairs Bleadth Escape

Do you know that every time you
have a cough OF cold and let it run
on thinking it will JUS cure itself
you are inviting pneumonia, con-
sumption or some other pulmonary
troubles? Don't risk it. Put your
lungs back in perfect health and
stop that cough with Billiards. Hore
hound Syrup.
Price Csc. SOC, and $1.OO per bot
tie. Sold by p. Fl. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
NO DANGER IN WORLD TRAVEL
Returned Tourist Went Around the
Earth Without Accident or Start
ling Adventure.

"It is as safe to travel around the
world as it is to travel through my
home city, Plainfeld. 1t is much
safer than going as far as Barnegat,"
said G. A. Read when he arrived at
New York with his wife and three
children, two boys and a girl.
81 have circled the earth and Gov
cred 10000 miles, about half by
land, and during all the time l have
been away, since April 1, not an &C
cident happened nor was there a
startling incident. l carried no
weapons and never knew the neces-
sity of them"
MI. Read is a lawyer in Plainfeld,
N. j., and went to China with his
family on business, going via San
Francisco. He spent some time in
Japan and said the japanese seem
to have a chip on their shoulders.
81 was greatly surprised at condi-
tons in Siberia" continued Mr..
Read. '"The dreadful stories ! have
heard and read are greatly exag-
gerated. The country looked to me,
as ! passed along over the TRANSIT
berian railroad, like that of u
northwest. Farming was hourishing.
The cold, dreary, bleak country that
| had read about was nowhere to be
seen"
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
Whistles.

Whistling is a fixed habit in man,
but it can be overcome. The man on
the tugboat is only an overgrown viii.
low-whistle boy. The boy is spanked
into a knowledge that there is a sea.
son and a time when whistling may
be INDUCED without ~rouslng the ire
and edging the nerves of the neighbor-
hood. There is a certain legal spank
ing which may fit the seat OF the pres
ent noisemakers.-Chicago Post.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
AN lNDIscREEr MEMORY,

The Hostess--Don't you think
Col. Broadside is quite a wonderful
old man? Look at him. He is as
straight and slender as an arrow,
and he has the most wonderful
memory.
The Lady Of Dubious Age-I
think he's an atrocious old bore. He
remembers when everybody was
born.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
Kills to Stop the Fiends

The worst foe for ~ years of Jno
Deye, of Gladwin, Mich, was a run
ing ulcer. He paid doctors over
$4,000 without benefit. The Buck
lens Arnica Salve killed the ulcer
and cured him. Cures Fever Sores 8,
Boils, Felons, Eczema, Salt Rheum.
Infallible for Piles, Burns, Scalds,
Cuts, Corns. 25c at P. Fl. Frankl.ns.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
Our Boys Defeated

The Marashll high school boys
were defeated by the Slater boys
in a game OF football Friday after
noon at Herring's pasture. The
score was 38 to 0. We are told that
our boys did fine-the only trouble
was that the Slater boys did bet
ter. They were out of u class
the boys said.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

Rev. j. E. Mcdonald united in
marriage Saturday afternoon at 4
o'clock at the parsonage, Frank
Butler and Miss Odessa Wood. The
groom is a popular fireman on the
c. & A. They will go to ~housekeep
ing at Slater at once
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
Rat o.

One of the latest ideas for killing
rats is a trap into which the animal
walks, attracted by an electric light
and a display of food. Once in he
can not get out and an electric current
kills him in fifty or sixty seconds. The
apparatus can be so arranged that
the ele%ctrocuted animal itself signals
its fate to any desired place.-Pcp1'
lar Mechanics.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

The first post route in the United
States was established in 1912. It was
between New York and PostCn anil
the schedule was once a month. To-
day the yearly cost Of ma, Transports
ton on our railroads alone is about
$3.50 900. The railway r~oatofice liues
cover 20S,4S4 mi es and employ over
$1,000 officers and CLERKS.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
Uncle Sam Real Papa.

The Alaskans who inhabit the
islands of st. Paul and st. George re-
ceive special consideration from the
government. Congress authorizes the
secretary of the treasury to furnish
them with food, fuel and clothing, and
for this purpose $19,5Oo Is appropri.
ated.-Los Angeles Times.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
Boys Use Skull as Football.

When Principal John Willett David
son of public school No. 70, cast New
York, entered the playground recently,
he saw the boys playing football with
a human skull. The boys said they
found 1t in a lot opposite, once u ne.
gro burying ground. Davidson made
the boys carry the skull back. dig L
grave and bury it.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
MISSOURI PACIFIC RY.
Items

w. B. Haring was a visitor from
Gillian Friday.
Isaac II. Killing OF Kansas City,
visited his mother, Mrs. Sarah Ril-
hing last week.
Preston Brockway and wife of
Little Rock, attended the sale here
Friday.
Mrs. G. A. Cross, OF Lawrence,
Mich, arrived Friday for a visit
to her relatives at the Cross Hotel.
-
Mi. and Mrs. Herbert Wolfskill,
OF Slater, visited at Mrs. Sarah Ri
ling's several days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Rohn OF
Grand Pass were here on business
Thursday OF last week.
Mr.. AMI Mrs. John Boggs and
Mrs. Jesse Mattix OF Slater were
shopping here Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs M. II. Bradshaw re-
turned Sunday from a weeks visit
TO their son, Will, at Bowling Green
and report a grand time.
Mrs. Jane Wright and daughter
Miss Emily, left Monday morning
for Smithton, for a visit before re-
turning to their home at Lyndon,
Ohio.
Thee. Welp and family of Little
Rock, went to st. Louis county last
week to attend the wedding of
Mrs. Welp's sister at Baden last
Thursday.
LOST-Fne white female setter
pup, 2 black ears, black spot on
right hip, 8 months old. Reward
II returned to Sam Evans & Sons
barn Marshall.
julius Bueker a prominent young
farmer of Grand Pass, was here
Friday. He says Aug. T~egtmeyer
is recovering from an attack of in
termittent fever.
Prof. /. N. Evrard is back from
Franklin and Gasconade counties
where he lectured last week before
the county teachers associations OF
those two counties.
- -
Miss M. A. Clough returned Sum
lay from an extended visit in the
east. She was the guest OF DR..
%Densmore's family at Pittsburg, Pa.
and OF her uncle at Charlotte, YER
mont. Sire left the middle OF July.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Zimmerman
were here from Hardeman Friday.
Mrs. Zimmerman had just returned
from Cedar county where she nurs
ed a son and daughter through a
sick spell. Their son, John, who
IL down with typhoid fever at their
home 10 improving.
Frank Kiso and J.. T. Kessler
were here from Little Rock Friday
Mr.. Kiao was here to attend the
hog aaya and Mr.. KeAeler To meet
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

w. R. Robinson OF Bowling Green
who is the guest of his daughter,
Mrs. Richard Nuckels, went to Sla-
ter Monday on a visit to Geo. T..
Nuckels' family.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. carp and
daughter, Miss Beulah, were here
from Grand Pass Monday and made
us a pleasant call.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

Mrs. o. H. Hardister, OF Waverly
passed through Marshall Monday
on her way to Excello for a short
visit to her parents.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

his brother-in-law, Chas. Pragman
OF Corder, who came down for a
several days visit.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
savarIan Beer c~on.umptlen.

bAVArIdH beeF CoHbuFUptIoU.
Bayarians drink most OF the beer
they make. or q product OF nearly
half a billion gallons. last year. only
$4,000, 900 gallons were exported. The
home consumption IL 2lS quarts q
year for every man. woman and child
In the Kingdom.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05
HE WAS ONE.

Mr.. Guff-You cant make a
monkey of me.
Mrs. Guff-No; | don't Q that
there is anything further to be done
in that line.
The Marshall republican., 1909-11-05

w. B. Haring was a visitor from
Gillian Friday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-15

A family that lives in a detached
house out in the Bronx telephoned
for their doctor. The call was urgent.
1t was late in the evening.
When the doctor arrived at the gate
the family dog was there ahead of
him. The dog did not like the looks
of a man with a triangle shaped bunch
of whiskers and black satchel.
The doctor started to brush by the
dog and go in. But the dog soon
showed him that he wasn't joking.
Maybe they'll hear the dog and
call him Off" thought the doctor, and
he waited. But they didn't.
There was just n thing for the
doctor to do, and that was to go to
the nearest telephone and call up the
family. But he learned that it was
no easy job to find a telephone. 1t
was then pretty late, and he had to
go half a dozen blocks back toward
town before he found a place where
he could get a phone.
Dog" repeated the man at the 9th.
err end. I'VE haven't any dog. You
must have stopped at the place next
door. They have a dog. Now hurry
back here.'-New York Press.