The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-03-04
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I Ierrier-Doht you hNfe any dog
! watch on this craftf Tnbby No. This
/ Is eat-boat
, Teacher What lesson do Ne learn
! from the busy beet Tommy rurfnut-
! Not to get stung
Young Hunter-It's strange that l
can't bit anything His Guide-I guess
it's because I'm behind a tree,
Mother-Aiice. Il Is bedtime. All the
little chickens have gone TO bed Alice
Yes. mamma. and 50 has the ben.
"A man learns TO do By doing re-
marked the moraiizer. Yes reioined
the demorailzer. -and also By being
Zone. s-chleago Daily News
Customer What Is the price Of the
ducks Little Girl PLEASE. mum. MS
three shillings But mother says. n
you grumble. is two-and-six Punch
once Boy Say. the boss oughtnr TO
put window 10 theref carpenter-
Why notf Oiiee Boy-'cause. now
you can see he's Ia when be Amt la
life.
Wherever does Easily ger
the idea that his Jokes are funnyf
Alotf-Oh. be tells them 10 young wom.
en- with pretty teeth Boston Tran
script
The Inquirer but what . Il you
men have struck fort The striker
Well. I'm blest II know. gunner. bat
Ne Amt goin' back tlll we've sot IT.
The sketch
-Ah. Elsie. Il i me 70 Be- married
20 au o.aeer such a beautiful uniform.
and - many decorations -Yes. and.
besides that. he'll have q band az bis
funeral. wahrc jacob
you say there Is nearly always
somethlng broke about your aufomo-
biie;- YES" answered Mr.. chugslns.
nerrousiy. WHIST - q. a. q rnleY'
NE. - Washington Star
-You don't u.ran 20 say mat you ars
going hack 20 hOrscsf@ Temporarily.
I hare moved 10 a new country rlaoe.
and I thought shaaii Ike 10 becoms
acquainted with ihe rcenery. Life
she-I'm going 10 give yoa hack our
engagement ring-I lore another lie
Give me bis name and address she
DO you want 70 kili hlmf lie No.
want 70 sell him the ring Pick Ne
Up
Reporter--Nou. what was fhe worst
money panic you ever nug Great
financier Last week. whrn a ten-cent
picce rolled 70 thc foor % a street car
and ave women claimed 1.-THE X
Ray
Emily (piayinr -houscTl --Nos. IN
ee mamma and y0uIi b. papa. and IT.
tie hen ard Bessie will b our habiea-
Willie (after q moment anxlonsiyl--
Ain't e about time 70 ship ~ chill
drenf
did your friend make q hlt At the
literary eiubf- Il rpcss be dld us
pronounced Les Misrrnbier' 10 brand
new way. and then alluded 70 u AZ Vic.
or fierbcrt's mnsterplccr. Washing
on Herald
Tired Traveller (to barherl spend.
ns the night IN a sleepiux-car doesn't
improve ones beauty. dos ~ bar.
er-I don't know what you Looked
Ike when you started. bot guess
cure IIauer's fiazar
Daughter plano Il really my
cry own. ISN'T Il. PAL Pa-Yes. my
ear Danxhter-And when marry
can take II with me. can ~ Pa
Certainly. my child BUT don't tell any
ne Il might spoil your chanccs.-psn.
y Pictorial
Il had half the young men IN town
,r rivals when wns doing a curt
hip stunt mId the sad-cycd passsn-
r. "And dld you land the prireYs
neried the hardware drummer. well.
never looked 81 u IN chat light re-
led he Of the sad eyes. -buf married
e eiri."--chicnso Daily News
Lady In touring car beckons to ~.
'strian. ~win you kindly DO me a
nall favor. alrf" Certainly. madam
Then please stand out In the middle
the highway and lct me see how
Iickiy can stop my chr without hit.
~ you I'm afraid this brake IL out
order.r--cleveiand Pain Dralcr.
You didn't seem to enjoy your din.
r" ~No." answered Mr. cumrox.
confess ] was wondering about how
ich ought to give the winter. You
!, n you give a walter too little ho
nbs you and II you give him too much
knows you are n strnngcr IN the
zee and scorns you anyhow Wash.
ton Star
We passed. in the course " IN hnnr.
0 dead cows and more .ti>w aftv
ID chickens A strong smell ~ F,-o-
: pcrvaded the atmosphere and there
re wheel tracks In the dirt Sher.
Holmes became greatly Interested.
atson'" exclaimed be. after deep
ught there has been m antomsolle
ng Notwithstanding Courier. Jour.
Adherins to Facts.
met Jim Iouoa fha olt.. 49,.