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Evening journal., 1909-10-22
COLTS RACE ON
KIRKWOOD TRACK

On the Kirkwood track yesterday DR..
j. c. 7'cCoy gave a private matinee.
Several events were contested. the en-
tries being colts. The horses went un-
named and were not marked Among
those who attended We're General T..
c. DUPONT, f. 2. Moody. II. T.. Wallace,
Dr. H. p. Ewes and others.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
THREE BOYS BLOWN
UP BY DYNAMITE
By United Press Leased Special wire.

BY United Press Leased Special Wire.
SAN JOSE. Cal, oct. 22-John and
Albert johnson, ten and eight years
old respectively, and Douglas Reyn-
olds, eight. sons Of miners at Guada-
lopc. a mining town near here, arc
dead to-day as the result of playing
with dynamite caps.
The three boys found a crack in the
wall OF the powder house Of the Quad
alope Mining Company, and succeeded
in taking GOO dynamite caps from the
place. One of the caps exploded and
set Off the remainder. The three boys
were literally blown to pieces.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

WASHINGTON, Oct. 22.-The United
Textile Workers of America in con-
vention here reelected with one ex-
ception, every one Of thir officers for
the ensuing year Thomas Morgan,
of Paterson. n. J.. was chosen 10 sue
ceed James Pringle. Of Fall River as
second vice-president
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

Evan c. Davies Is confined to his
residence. No. 1917 Clayton street with
slight attack of heart trouble. DR.
Irwin NJ. Finn is the attending physi-
clan.
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Demoorats to Nominate.

The Twelfth Ward Democratic Club
will nominate officers at the meeting
tonight.
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SITUATIONS WANTED

7 ADY WILL GIVE SERVICES fN
- light housowork and plain cooking
Ia refined family OF adults. no scrubbinp
nor washing. Moderate salary IL con-
genial home. Excellent references. Adj
dress G-7, Journal once. Oct22-lt
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
BAE: RS
6i3 King Street

The most wonderful Shoe Bar
gains ever offered by any Shoe
Store in Wilmington.
This is a remarkable Shoe
season and we are offering Shoe
Bargains that are simply won
derful.
Women's Black Suede Button
Shoes, made with beautiful Flat
Pearl centre buttons high Gu
ban heel. Regular S. q mn
value, for next week q. 0u0U
Women's Patent Colt and Gun
Metal Button and bluchers,
made with tailor tips, high Gu
ban heels, short vamp: Reg
ular $3.50 to $500 val q E0
ue: special ... GnVU
Women's Patent Colt Cloth
Top or Gun Metal button or
blucher, made with Cuban, Mill
tary or regular heels. 40
$500 value; special ..EaOO
Women's Black Vici Kid But
ton or Butchers, with patent
tip. Regular $3.50 val In
ues; special .....kahU u
Mems Gun Metal, Patent Colt,
Russia Calf, button or butcher,
broad or narrow toe; Regu-
lar ST. so value. Spe- no
Boys and Misses and Chill
dren's Fine Dress or School Shoes
at very low prices.
Our line of Hosiery to suit any
one cannot be beat.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
Danish Cabinet Resiqns.

COPENHAGEN, oct. 22.--The Danish
cabinet resigned this afternoon. The
cabinet has only been IN power a few
months.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
REMOVAL NOTICE

ID EMOVAL NOTICE.
n Or. F. y. Manchester announces the
removal OF his offices from io9 and 40
Equitable Building. Wilmington, Del, to
t0f Delaware avenue, on Monday, Sep
tember n, 1909. sopt29-imo
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pRnpOeA1S

n. A. HANENS g Co. NINETEENTH
and Poplar streets, Philadelphia. are
taking sub-bids on pile driving. masonry,
roofing and paint on car shop building foi
harlan " Holnngsworth. oct 20-3t
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r ~ OAK rARAI.

n ONE OAK IANM
II our specialty-Pure Goats MIX. for
Infants or invalids. Our dairy stable n
model for cleanliness. Concrete noors
separate milking room, screened from
flies
Our Runts and Maltese Pigeons for
mammoth SQUAD breeding reduced in
price until December 1st.
WILLIAM TATNALL,
Marshallton. Del.
ID. g. A. Phone. Fri-Mon-Wed
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NOTICES.

81 0TfcE~f VIII PAY Only S6CH
~ bills as are contracted by myself
Oct2i-St ALFRED II. BBAI.E.
T,RESPASS NOTICES, CARD BOARD
or linen. Printed and for sale By
JOHN a. MULLINS INC,
OctlS-e. o. ct S33 Orange street.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
TS JR sALE~AN Ell 1NT HofSE IN
1ne condition on West 18th street
owner will sell at q sacrifice.
CHARLES G. KURTz.
10l1 Market street,
s3-m. f-f fOpposIte Court House)
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STORAGE.
WANTEn

IUHNTED~HfGHEsT CASH PRICE
" paid for feather beds and pillows
SANITARY MATTRESS CO. III East
Fifth street septe9-lm
IJANTED-l00 QUARTS or MILK
W every day. price fisc quart. 1of Oak
ST., WlENTEWSl<I OcuS-eod-1mo
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Rreaks Ann by FaII.

REHOBOTH. oct. 22.--Jacob Short
fell from a scaffold while at work yes
terday and broke his arm.
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choir to Praotice.
rertile workers Eleot ofioars.

Tho Junior Choir OF Scott NJ. F.
will rehearse this evening.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
DRFSSMAKING.

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Nf1a. n. STEEL, NO. 502 WEST
W Fourth street, Wilmington. Del.
teacher IN practical dressmaking. Glasses.
Mondays, Wednesdays. ana Fridays froru
to - a. m. TO D. m, TO 10
D. m. School opens October 18th 1909. at
3 a. m Terms reasonable. O4-imo.
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MORTGAGES.

S1f5Ni:s 70 f01N on M0RTdAo Is.
M w. SCOTT VERNON. So hiarkst-
Octl6-c. q. limo
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ROOMS FOR RENT

n ~ 10 AND w hACE ST
" Philadelphia Rooms, &c. s5c, 500
Hutiemen only. api-'N-N
uOR RENT-NICELN FURNISHED
rooms for lodging. PTS West 10Th 81
Oct12- -cod-imo
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

considered one OF the best dairles in this
section one Durham bull. two years old
one Holsteln bull four head OF work
horses and an entire outfit Of farm imple-
ments suitable 10 conduct a farm OF Is
acres.
Also fifteen acres Of corn by the shock
and fifteen tons OF hay. by the ton.
Also at the same time and place / VIII
sell ten head OF fresh cows selected by
myself. This will be a general cleaninE
out sale. owing to the fact that Mr.. No
Cartneys help has left him and he Is
compelled 10 dispose OF them.
A credit Of ninety DAYS VIII be given
with interest added. All notes viii oe
made payable to me.
i Ellis Hicks. Clerk
Price Dilworth. Auct. Oct2o-2l--S-zo--i
pUBLIc SALE AT KLAfR's BAZAAR
on Saturday. October % 1913. az
/ o'clock. First sale OF the season ~
big auction sale OF nifty horses. ,t ~
I business horses. The largest anq nHs Ri
assortment OF harness IN the clD'
blankets Of ali kinds. Three new i,i'e rnpipe-
lire rnnabouts. two second-hand Iuoos.
fi~c rr1naboufs. one new buggy un.
! cbeeton- one break cart; tWo tvau
rrarfe- one new fWO-seated Iuno9L ~t -.
~ ton an extra fine wagon Inc iaIbc93S
| assorf netn OF harness IN tne citls ls,t-
SSf1ds Nnvone having horses OF spoes
ma get the cash for them n.s - ero
inc. ana ~ buv your horses II they are
pc plat0 re,,resented. bring them back ana
no -o,r money back Also flve good
sses,s w. II. kLAlks
SSSc~fis-1e-2o-22 No. so2 w: Eighsh 81.
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LOST AND FOUND

T osT-sTTcK PIN WITH THREE pfK-
bard TO French Street Station. Reward
II returned 10 MRS. O.. w, WYMAN.
s ~. Cor Ninth and Lombard Sta.
r OST-SUNDAY AFTERNOON, OLD
II fashioned breast pin, with three
amethysts Reward n returned 70
MISS WATSON.
Oct2i-2t Thrtleth and Market SIS.
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PUBLIC SALES
PUBLIC SALE
THURspAI... oqTobER asth'

70 DIIIO tJIl III
OF Cows. horses and farming impie-
mcnts on
THURSDAY. OCTOBER 2Sth.
az ] o'clock. sharp
win sell for Francis Mccartney his
entire outfit OF COWS. horses and farm in-
plements on the farm known as the Con-
ner Farm near Ashland Station. Del.
Sixteen head OF nrst-class dairy COWS
and one bull. These COWS have been care
fully selected By Mr.. Mccartney last
spring FOR this farm and are choice young
cows Have an been tested. Have been
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

HELP WANTED--FEMALE
VGfxNfEb WAITRESS At
w HOITrS, East Fourth street.
Apply between and p. m,
w NTED-A GOOD GERMAN Or
w Polish girl for houseworix Applys
l0. West street. oct-z-1t
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FOR SALE

7lsstifsss''oft11sssc 81 ifss. 8
All kinds OF hides and furs bought
Highest prices paid for Mink and Fox
skins. q. s. HURIOCK
Jf-6mo Seventh and Popler SITS.
Z OR SKLE-FIFTN PAIR EXTRA
lne Mated Pige0ns-their squads
Weighing IL 70 10 ounces each. Call and
look them over.
WILLIAM TINSMAN,
Belmont avenue Richardson Park.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
REAL EsTArE FoR RENT

70R Rf:Sf~x MOI ETSSSiT 1'sv5 seTV6SR9T
house. eight rooms and bath, hot
water heat. No. 30 West Twenty y-second
street, apply on the premises. O20-3t
Z OR RENT--A SMALL HOUSE NO
1Oii Reed street. four rooms. $3.50
month c. J. O'KEEFE.
oct2o-it No. West Seventh st.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

Tor sALEAsi5O VIII BUY A sCHU-
mann plano. upright. Z 1-c octaVes,
ia elegant condition
JACOB BROS, CO,
Octis-tf aoi King ST.
II URs"-BuT DIRECT FROM TIE
A Manufacturer and save ogeAts,
atorekcepers. and iobbcrs prohtS. send
postal for cut of this seasons special.
VICTOR FUR CO..
Oct2i-5t l5l Broadway, New YORK
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

SPECIAL INSTRUCTOR.
q. B STUDENTS.
4 Special instructor, now on duty
every Tuesday and Friday evenings. AZ
Wilmington Study Rooms, COS Market 81.
(2nd ioor). II. W. BUSH.
Octo-imo. Manager.
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HELP WANTED-MALE

TE11NTEb~ RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS,
w Salary $500 10 Si00. No ''layoffs."
Examination In Wilmington soon. Com
mon education sufficient. Candidates
prepared FREQ. Write Immediately fcf
full particulars. FRANKLIN TNETf~
TUTE. Depart i2-G. Rochester. N. X.
Octf-imo.
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

sherias Onice. Wilmington. Del,
october H. 1909. oi2.13.16.is.20.e2
sHERIFF's SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF
writ 81 Tevari Facias, 70 me directed,
win be exposed 10 PubliC1 sale
at the Court House. on Market street
Inc cifv Of Wilmington. New Castle
Evening journal., 1909-10-22
FOR RENT
Apply to WILMINGTON TRUST &C.
Tenth and Mariref cru

ItOR RENT-ABOUT NOVEMBER 18th.
apartment IN the Rosannd. cl5 JEFF
fcrson street; five rooms. bath and store
room. heat hot water and every con-
venlence. Apply TO MAX TPHRAIM.
0ctiS-tf. No 8 West Fourth St.
HARAfS FOR RENT-APPLfCATIO
Will be received for desirable farms
located near New Castle, Del.
y. McGRORT. Treas.
Trustees OF New Castle Common.
Oct9-e. o.d.-tOt
Evening journal., 1909-10-22

sherinrs once. wilmington. Dell
October 9. 1902 ol2,lsle'lsz9.-z
SHERlt'r'S sALE-BY VIRTUE OF A
writ OF Tevari Faclae 70 me directed.
will be exposed 10 Public sale ~ inc
Court House. on Market street, nctWccn
Tenth and Eleventh streets. In TIE city
Of Wilmington. New Castle county
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sHTRiFFS SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF A
writ OF Levari FaClns. 20 me directed,
viii be exposed TO Public Sale,
az tho Court House, on Market street,
between Tenth and Eleventh streets, N
the city on Wilmington. Now Castle
fs,,,,f,, f,eia.,,ur -
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sufferina From Heart Trouble.

sheriff's once. Wilmington. Del
October n. 1909 ol2Ial6IS.2o.2 p
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Ellis Hicks. Clerk
Price Dilworth. Auct. Oct20-2l-2S-2o-zf
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
PACK FRUIT CAREFULLY.

Many failures are. fue to careless ness in taking care of the many lit tie things A recent report from Ger many is that American shippers are annually losing thousands of dollars on careless packing of apples shipped to that and other countries. The fruit is not only poorly packed but in each package there are oftentimes several varieties of fruit. Also fine specimens of fruit are packed on the top and bottom of the barrel or box and in- ferior, wormy, and otherwise defective fruit placed between Failure to prop erly select American products for ex- port may be attributed to ignorance or carelessness and, therefore, excused, but an attempt to defraud and deceive it cannot be excused. The effect of such deceptive practices upon our for eign trade is self-evident It seems that our national pride would deter us from parading our dishonest prac- tices throughout the world. Why can't we be content with defrauding and de- ceiving each other at home, and so confine knowledge of our common na- tional vice to our own land, while abroad we assume virtue if we have it note
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
THE CRACKING OF PAINT.
Property Owners Can Save Money
 by Learning the Cause.

Do you know what is wrong when paint peels, or cracks, or otherwise necessitates premature re-painting?
 Well, sometimes it hasn't been properly applied-the surface being damp or there being too much turpen- tine or too much drier
 But. nine times out of ten, the trouble is caused by adulterated white lead.
 To avoid all such trouble, every houseOwner should know in a general way, when a surface is in proper con dition to receive paint, what kind of primer and finishing coats different surfaces require, and how to avoid adulteration in materials.
 A complete painting guide, includ- ing book of color schemes, specifi- cations for all kinds of painting work, and an instrument for detecting adul- terations in painting materials, with directions for using it, can be had free by writing National Lead Com pany, 1902 Trinity Bldg, New York, and asking for Houseowner's Paint ing Outfit No. 49.
 This company, the largest makers of pure white lead, invite tests, by means of the blowpipe (ncluded in outfit), or in any other way, of the purity of the white lead sold under their famous Dutch Boy Painter" trademark That trademark on a keg of white lead is in itself an absolute guarantee of purity and quality.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
The Necessity of Organization.

If should be walked up at the dead hour of midnight and given but fifteen seconds to answer the question: Why should the farmers organizer" I would answer: Because the preda- tory class don't want them to-" By the predatory class I mean those who become wealthy in handling agricul- tural products after they leave the farm. It is this class and their agents who are opposed to the farmers union. In this class I don't include the legiti- mate carriers and dealers who are satisfied with a reasonable profit. All these can afford to favor the organi- zation of farmers. They can see that it is to their interest to do so. If the farmer is more prosperous it means more business to them. But it is diff ferent with the predatory class; the transportation companies that charge exorbitant rates; the insurance and elevator companies, and the specula- tors in futures. These don't want the farmers to organize because they know that will put an end to their speculations. And the farmer who does not want to organize is playing into their hands.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
VALUE OF THE HUMBLE HEN.
Figures Make One Think Biddy Has Not Been Properly Appreciated.

The hens admirers grow. Constant Is their increase. The first official act of Nebraskas new labor commissioner was formal appreciation of this pillar of society. According to MT. Maupin, this fowl brought $18,000,000 worth of eggs to market in Nebraska last year. The commissioner is unpre- pared to estimate the value of her off spring in the way of fried chicken. She laid 1,2o0,000,000 eggs in 1908. Placed end to end these eggs would reach around the earth and overlap 12,000 miles, They would make an egg walk three feet wide reaching from Omaha to Ogden. With ham they would furnish breakfast for 600,- 000.000 people and make an omelet containing 652,000 cubic feet. The hen was worth more to Nebraska than the boasted wheat crop of $26,000,0o0; al most twice as much as the oat crop of S16,000,000; 20 times as much as the barley crop; 20 times as much as the rye crop, and one-third as much as the much-talked-of crop of corn. The com missioner believes Nebraska needs another seal. Is he not right in think ing that upon that seal no figure so well demands recognition as the ever patient, busy and unpretentious hen.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
FARMERS EDUCATIONAL AND COOPERATIVE UNION OF AMERICA Edited and Contributed by
 w. 6. MORGAN,
 Springfield, Mo.

Not every battle is a victory and some defeats are worth more than a victory. The panic interfered greatly with some of the plans of the union, but it did not knock of its feet, as it did many great business enterprises which had been considered successful. The union was staggered little, but it never left the ring.
 The farmer who diversifies his crops is in the attitude of man who "tosses penny" on the principle: Heads I win; tails you lose" He is sure of living and helps to put up the price of cotton. Besides that, he is able to live better.
 The Formers union should avoid as much as possible a war upon classes. It should recognize the necessity of every legitimate business honorably condilcted It should go forward strict ly on business lines as laid down in its organic law. It should fight none but it's foes and run over no one ex- cept those who get in it's way.
 The union is not political organi- Zation. It was organized for business purposes. In every transaction in buy ing or selling, the union is party and only asks the privilege of helping to fix the price. Heretofore the farm CT has had too little to do in making the price.
 One of the greatest jurists that America ever had once said: When the spirit of liberty has fled, and truth and justice are disregarded, private rights can easily be sacrificed under the forms of law It is sad ref1ec- tion on our institutions that we are ap- preaching that condition in this coun- try. The rich corporations and trusts are encroaching more and more each year upon private rights. They are constantly violating the law, 'disre- garding truth and justice,' and abridg Ing the liberties of the people.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
HAD A RIGHT MERRY TIME.
Presents and Souvenirs Distributed on
 Caseys Birthday.

"Yis," began Mrs. O'Toole, Eye see, 1t was Casey's birthday yisterday, an Casey brought home two bottles of rale stuff-one inside an one outside to sillybrate the occasion, an they Jist had the toime of their lives last avenin'. Iv'rybody happy an ivrybody handin' out prisents an souvenirs of the evint to iv'rybody else!
 Casey gave his wife an his mother in-law a black eye apiece; his wife give Casey punch in the bread basket; his mother-in-law give him side swipe with skillet; an Casey give the old lady another black eye to keep company with the first one; an the police come an give Casey ride to the station house; an this mornin' the judge took hand in the game, an give Casey ten days!
 "Oh, twas a gran sillybration they had all round wid remimbrances an souvenirs handed out regardless of iX- pense or who they harc to hit!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09

Vegetable Compound has done for me during this trying period. Complete restoration to health means so much to me that for the sake of other suffer- ing women I am willing to make my trouble public so you may publish this letter. ."-MRs. CHAS. BARCLAY, RED, ,Graniteville, Vt.
 No other medicine for woman's ills has received such widespread and un- qualified endorsement. No other med icine we know of has such record of cures of female ills as has Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 For more than 30 years it has been curing female complaints such as inflammation, alteration, local weak nesses, fbroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion and nervous prostration, and it is unequalled for carrying women safely through the period of change of life. It costs but little to try Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and. as Mrs. Barclay says,it is worth noun tains of gold to suffering women.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09

great short seller, and enables New York to control. Now what is the interest of the short seller? It cer- tainly is to have lower prices. The short seller that sells for nine cents a pound must necessarily buy cotton at eight cents per pound; hence the eff feet of short selling reaches every community and prices are bound down.
 "The effect of the future system has been to completely demoralize and derange the legitimate trade in cot ton, and to injure, not only the dealer in real cotton, but the producer, also; that it enables the operator to manipu- late the market up or down as 1t 2uitS his interests. Often the f1uc- tuations are violent, sometimes rising or falling as much as 120 points in day; sometimes almost touching both extremes. These manipulations have destroyed all actual speculation in spot cotton. Manipulations were such that no one was able to judge as to what single day would bring
 
 stable that the truly cotton merchant was driven out of business; no one would put money in cotton as an in vestment or speculation. What was the result? Everybody connected with production of cotton became Jumpers and the cotton was rushed to market and sacrificed in a few
 
 nually through fear of lower market.
 The spinner with competition knocked cut, with all actual specula- tion killed, could close out his hedges without fear.
 New York once enjoyed the dis tinction of being the largest spot cot ton market in the world, but under the future system this business has slipped away. New York is no longer considered a cotton port or cotton market, hut a place for future gam blings. The wealth that used to flow into her commercial channels by req son of her great cotton trade benefited all her people. New Or leans is fast travelling the same road, and ultimately must reach the same end. As they SOW so must they reap
 The south has almost monopoly in the production of cotton and ought to have in its sale, and would have a commanding voice were it not for this future gambling, that has laid a blighting hand upon the cotton trade. The world needs our cotton, the world is bound to have it, and with the growing demand for cotton it should always bring a staple price.
 "The honest man does not want the not use men who gamble; 'tis dan gerous to their business. The banks will not employ the future gambler; thousands were lost when bankers were less careful; railroads cannot use the future gambler they, too, have lost many thousands by reason of false bills of ladng The future gam bier seems to have hard lot. He is passing and must go. The busi- ness is a fostering sore, full of pu- trefaction.
 We ask the cooperation of all, be- cause it is the fight of all. The in- terest of the farmer should be the interest of all The success of the farmer means the success of ali. The prosperity of the farmer means the prosperity of all. This is a common cause; help the farmer and his chil- dren will rise and call you blessed.
 ID. J. O'NEILL,
 President Farmers Union."
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
Tongue TWisters.

Tongue twisters are the actors bane," an actor said. Lose your head on the stage, and you are bound to say Now Rababbas was bobber, for 'Barabbas was robber.'
 "On first night heard a tragedian refer to the Deity as a showing leop- ard,' when he meant a loving sh9p- herd
 You make me boff and sky word!' I once shouted in tank drama
 My uncle, divine, concluded an address on the suffrage before a wor- ems club with the terrible words: But l bore you; will cease; do not wish to address lot of beery wenches. My poor uncle meant weary benches.
 T was duke in 8 recent problem play, and when my servant asked me one night if l had any luggage, l re- piled: Only two rags and bug"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
KEEP THE BOYS ON THE FARM.

We are facing new day in agri- culture-in the whole outlook of our laboring classes toward life The acres rer.aining to be developed are com parativcly few. The larger part of our agricultural progress depends upon better, more scientific cultivation of the farms already titled. Whenever, by refusing the boy that outlook, that insight into things that shall keep his interest centered on the farm we turn him toward the city, out of the ranks
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-04-09
A Modern Miracle,

q caused the dumb to speak to- day"
 How was that?"
 'I was stopped in the street by beggar with an I Am Deaf and Dumb placard on his breast, and when I ex- pressed the opinion that he was an i'm postor he immediately recovered his speech and in vigorous Anglo-Saxon requested me to go to--er-the place that the new theology tells us doesn't exist, and mind my own business and ned mind his!"