The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1909-01-22
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Every DOG hes NE dsy ssssps the
Under dog
~ presume " nov vow csn write n
ien without nichss
A married man wsIi deny almost
svsfy thias sscsps himssIf.
Make . sesoiutiop not 10 be stuck up
and see " ycu cen stick 10 II.
II takes . level headed girl 70 be con.
ceited and vain ~ the same time.
Lsslness 10 an easily acquired habit
thst grows fast and ciinss ciose.
After having . college education some
young men need 70 be born again.
A ssrI may love . man for his money
without mentioning ths fsct 70 him.
II The truth we're known, ~ IL often
the under dog that began the iight
The man who acknowledged that he
is . chump hss begun 10 acquire wis-
dom.
II always requires . diplomat 10 dis
tinguish between diplomacy and plsin
lying.
The man who paddles his own canoe
these days usually uses gas for motive
power.
The man who knows II al wouidn't
be such nuisance II he didn't insist on
telling st.
Trouble stsrts in the family circle the
first time the man forgets bis wife's
birthday.
Some mon are 20 sensational thAt they
can't even 60 to church without being
suspected.
i The wise worm doesn't crawl out
until after the early bird has esten his
breakfast.
The man who stands on ceremony ct y
picnic 10 apt to be left on suspicion and
short rations.
It must have been tough on the peo-
pie OF the stone sge when they tried to
turn over . new leaf.
/ People would get very little pleasure
out OF breaking the law II doing the
same thing was observing It.
A girl has no excuse for being con-
, ceited II she hss brother or two run-
ming loose around the house.
An intellectual man hes 70 get mp
early In the morning TO best ont On
]. lintuitive and sentimental female.
}. Everything IL going mp and staying
up these days but airships-cousolation
J, for the poor consumer, Il that's any.
Betting your husband over the hsad
with . sad-iron 10 only calculated 70
make his disposition sll the ssddsr.
;. The love for money may not alwsya
be downright worship, but Ia most
every case II 10 more than platonic
'Tis better 70 have loved and lost than
4 to have just increased the cost, and have
your bosom hesvsd and tossed by being
:. just forever bossed.
Some people are not intimate enough
with you 10 justify you in asking favor
?. Of them, but are just intimate enough Y
borrow money Of you.
Forget the faults OF other people
= Forget - many disagressble littl
.. things - you can. Forget AL gossil
- soon ~ you hear II, or before.
= A man who pridss himself TOO mucl
upon the fact that he attends 70 bic owl
business may oftsn b guilty Of crimina
=: negligence TO his next door neighbor.
Rather than being . father OF hi
country Roosevelt seems TO bc only th
y: feather that tickiss Congress into
". laugh every time hs sends messa9
aShould actresses wedfr asks RI
= risisn newspaper. Sure they shoul
,. . hut they should also provide IN sddiu
- machine % kssp tab on ths numbsr !
.- Itimes.
a. The first cocktAfl y said 70 have bse
4" made IN North Carolina In LISA II
Governors Of the two States doubtls
I. had one Or two together 70 celsbEats u
event.
Champ Clark, Of Missouri, says th
> the average prics Of womsn's hats Il
N. Many : poor married man will rise
4 bis s.sat aal ssys "Lord, how ! ~
Someone has discovered that II al I
ensrgy WAVED on chewing gum y
|. q. Iconcentrstsd IA one power houss
would run ~ tho maehinsry IL
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