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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04

Mrs. B-Yes. we were going to leave
bungalow at the beach.
Mrs. WHY didn't you?
Mrs B-We discovered at the last
r.inute that the bungalow had no ele-
vator in it-just fancy.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
An Easy Answer.

Since Man and Superman' was
played, you see that expression SO
often. What is superman?"
MY, but you're ignorant! It's a
man who carries the banner in stage
professions and yells with the mob"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
A Delightful Shower.

Polly" had at last succumbed to
Cupid's wiles and the spinster club to
which she belonged resolved to do the
proper thing in the way of shower
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04

john said Mr.. Dawson's mother.
,n-law, what were you doing in the
corner drug store this morning."
How do you know | was in the
drug store?" John cautiously asked
Il saw you as you were coming out "
"Oh, l went in to buy a postage
stamp"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
In the statuary Caller,

Homer guess Shakespeare over
there on his pedestal feels only mid
ding.
Columbus-Why SO?
Milton-I suppose you mean 1t is
because the statue they have Just
brought in Is Bacon.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
Trv This,

When life seems a heavy burden
And the load is hard to bear.
Twill help you along to warble song
Bout the good luck waiting somewhere
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
Now He's In For II.

The sweet June bride is home again,
From the short wedding tours d.
gression,
And dons cooking apron while
Her hubby dons a scared expression.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
Lovely

Lovely.
He is lovely judge,"
I'll bet l know the answer"
"Well?"
He did not ask you how old you
were"
Yes he did. too; he asked me II I
was 21!"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-09-04
The Essential ThIno,

The EtSehttaI ThIn0.
81 hear, Mr.. Ruralite, that at the
college commencement your daughter
swept everything before her"
$50 she did. but raised the dust"
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

Have you tried Williams Bros. c.
Waldorf ReIish?-it's fine.
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14
FrlahtfuI Fate Ausrtsd

Il would have been a cripple for
life, from a terrible cut on my knee
cap" writes Frank Disberry, Kelli.
her, Mimi, without Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. which soon cured me-" Infalli-
BILE for wounds, cuts and bruises. It
soon cures burns, scalds. old sores.
boils, skin eruptlons. Worlds best
for piles, 2Jc at Roses Drug Store
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14
ADJUSTMENTS
GRAND TONIGHT.

Tonight's program at the Grand will
Re an all-star attraction and fully up
to this popular theatres moving pic
ture performances. There are several
gems among tonights number that
alone are worth the price of admis-
sion. The following is tonight's pro-
gram:
"A Child of the Regiment" melo-
drama. is the star attraction of the
evening, full of pathos and beautiful
scenes. This picture is patterned
after the famous play by that name
What the Little Tots Saw in the
Land of Nod" should prove very in
teresting to the young folk who are
so well acquainted with the comic
pictures of "Nemo's Experiences in
Dreamland4
'1ne Bohemian Girl is a beauti-
.ully hand colored film depicting the
mysteries of the Bohemian life of a
fair maid.
Hunting the Hippopotamus" is a
scenic picture showing the risks taken
by those who indulge in this danger
Gus sport.
"Topsy Turvy'' is a comedy drama
Of merit, full of side splitting sensa-
tions and climaXes.
NH. Jones Gets Dust in His Eyes,
another comedy drama that will KEEP
YOU in a good humor hours after see
ing.
Jolly Trio Dream" will conclude
the bill. being renlete with amusing
incidents and comedy
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14
fL.a.HEI] IUIAL
Loss OF HAIR
Scalp had been Scaly for Some Time
After an Attack of Typhoid
Fever his Hair Began to Fall Out
by the Handful Nov 1t is
THICKER THAN EVER
THANKS TO CUTICURA
about two years ago l was troubled
with my head being scaly, like dandruff

ID uC N q Il VleT- al
though l wash my
head once a week
always. 1t never gave
me any trouble such
as itching or smart
ing and = never no.
tice3 any falling OF
the hair. Butshortly
after that 1 had an at
tack of typhoid fever
and | was out of the
hospital possibly two
months when | first
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

Don't forget the great removal sal
= Hoffman Bros. Goods are going
without respect to cost prices.
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

Pickles-we have. just received a
carload of Williams Bros. Co.'S fine
Pickles and Jeliies. The Downing Co.
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

Use Blue Ribbon Milk, nearest to
mother, 10c can.
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

Blue Ribbon Milk, fine as silk, 1Oc
a can.
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

nOtlCeI the loss OF mar, my scalp
being still scaly | started co use a
dandruff cure to no effect whatever.
And | used quinine preparation quite
freely which did no good either. Whether
it was the effect of the fever or some
scalp disease | don't know, but l had
actually lost hope of saving any hair at
all. could brush it of my coat by the
handful II got 50 bad that l didn't
need TO coslb it any more r. in fact |
was afraid to. Ny brother, who had
used the Cuticul~ Remedies with salts
faction. advised NE to try them. After
using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and
nearly box of Cuticura Ointment. the
change was surprising. My scalp is
now clear and healthy as could be and
ny har thiche- than ever whereas six
months ago ] had my mind made up to
be bald in short time | will have
photograph tdaen later and send you
one William F. ~ ase. 5St2 Broad ST.,
Pittsburg, Penn, May and 2l, 0S."
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14

F. coffee Blue Ribbon is the milk
10c a can.
The Brunswick news., 1909-10-14
Wholesome Candy /
1oo. and 25c. THE JAR.
@Sg@1 sss sss5% ooo1s: o1s3

Some folks think that because we
are SO old-maidish in our carefulness
regarding everything we do, and every
thing We sell that they can't buy little
priced candy here.
Nonsense!
They arecG,.&s> loe. and Csc bot
tied goods-always as fresh as morning
dew-simply excellent.
Why ittle-priced candy is hobby of
ours. We sell tons and tons of it
good. pure, wholesome candy-not the
highly colored, apretty-to-l -look-at-sort,
mark you, but honest candy.
Huyler's-always fresh. "Uncle
; Sam " charges but 1c. an ounce to carry
1t anywhere. A 1 to 5-pound box goes
BY express anywhere in y. S. toy 25c.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-09-16
DR.. Cruubton s Tract

Here comes another fat-job brother pitch
ing into Watson about Foreign Missions
Rev. DR.. S. j. Crumpton, of Alabama, Sec
rotary of the Board, is industriously circu-
lating an SPACE "Reply to an Attack on For
eign Missions. The expense of this publica-
ton will doubtless appear in the minutes of
the next Association. Our deluded people not
only have to bear the expense of unscrptural,
unnatural and unpatriotic missionary meth
DDS, but are saddled with the cost of publish
ing the papers, magazines, books and pamph-
lets that keep up the eternal howl for the
heather.
Those ministers who are financially inter
ested, and those honest dupes who believe all
that is told them, are nightly excited just
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-09-16
Human Nature

A man of the name of Charles Watson stole
two cents from slot machine in New York
He was arrested, and put in jail Not being
able to give bond, he stayed in prison nearly
three weeks, awaiting trial. Being convicted,
he was sentenced to ten more days in jail
The Baltimore Su1l edited by very able and
rational men, commented upon this case, and
contrasted it with the failure of the Federal
Government to punish G. A. Schwab, w. E.
Carroll, and their Assistant Manager, Rey-
nolds, who confessed themselves guilty of fla
grant violations of the whiskey laws,
The Suo yehemently condemned the Attor-
neyGeneral and his assistants for their
breach of duty In accepting a small sum of
money from the millionaire criminals, in full
satisfaction for their fragrant breach of law,
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-09-16
afraid IT Must Be Done Over

[ very much fear that we will have to wear
ourselves out whipping those cussed Yankees
again. They are getting awfully brash, here
lately, and their editors are finging f1outs
around in reckless, daredevil manner that
indicates thirst for human gore.
Ever since Dickinson made that fool speech
at Gettysburg, and Jeff Daviss name got
back on that Potomac bridge, and Uncle Bob
Lees statue fell into doubtful company in the
Hall of Fame, the Northern editors have been
paving dirt and horning clay-roots.
Into this pile of explosives, G. n. Saussy,
"of Georgy, sub !" has wildly cast burning
brand. He refused, pint blank, to take the
oath of allegiance, sub, and the Yankees con-
slider this clear case of Rebel dare
Will they ''take it,? Or will they fight?
They are talking it over, and will decide
later.
In the meantime, we advise G. N. Saussy
to be careful. He is being viewed with alarm
in some quarters and with vengeful indigna
ton in others. Let him beware, especially, of
Capt. Wallace Foster, of Indianapolis, In
diana If the Captain fights like he writes,
he's a bowling wilderness of danger.
Captain Foster has letter in the Indian
apolis Star which is a clear case Of bezli. He
SAYS that Saussy fought to be made to swal-
low his vicious hatred of the oath of allie
glance.
The Captain refers to Jefferson Davis as a
traitor of course, and says that General Lee
''perjured his soul by deserving from the
United States Army. He endorses John T.
Campbell, who said that Lee waslanother
Benedict Arnold, and he bitterly resents the
presence of the statue of Lee, 'the arch
rebel and traitor, in the Hall Of Fame along
side chat of ''the immortal Washington" >
delightfully."- compelling everybody to remem-
hon hat OtO Nv hot T
did, the difference being that Washington's
treason and rebellion were a success and Lees
weren't
The Captain refers scornfully to yum-yum
reunions of Blue and Gray, and says that
while he can forgi and be kind to penitent
ex-Confederate, he hates the other sort.
"Penitent" about what, Captain?
We fail to catch your meaning: explain
yourself, sub
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How We Murder Each Other
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case, turned The investig ation into a virtual
prosecution of the bereayed mother Of the
dead boy, and the final decision alluded to
her in terms of unfeeling and insolent often
slveness.
The action Of the Federal Government in
the Sutton case is reproach to Christian
people,
AS to the Atlanta atrocity,-no one can
think of it without feeling of horror.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-09-16
I5be 5effersontan

Lie sun f0I0IIou dISO W UI1o oCdIlud1Ouo
case of the Sugar Trust thieves, who were
caught robbing the Government of nine mil
lion dollars, and who were let off with the
restitution of less than one-thlrd OF the
amount stolen.
But the Sm did not argue from this shock
ing inequality of the administration of JUS
tice that we should all become Anarchists,
Communists, Nihilists or Socialists
And why? The San knows that the differ
ence between Watson's treatment, and that Of
the millionaire thieves, grows out of elemental
human nature.
Some men lie, because they are naturally in
clined that way. Some women are cats, be-
cause they were born so. Some men are COW
ards, and they are to be pitied: they can't help
it. Some men are virtuous because they have
no rich, red blood in their veins: other men,
red-blooded and full-sexed, are continent be-
cause they know that it takes self-restraint to
make a gentleman.
Some men are honest on principle others
because they dread the disgrace and the pen
alty others still, because they get no chance
and there may be some masculine paragons
who never even coVet any good thing that be-
longs to somebody else.
Those in authority are ust human. We
don't think that Watson's sentence for steal
ing two cents was severe. Had he known that
the slot -machine had no more than two cents
IN it, he would probably have stolen some
where else, The burglar that enters dwell
ing does not always know when the owner
would be willing to go In cohoot with him, if
he can find anything worth taking away.
The robber who holds up the mail-carrier,
and gets dollar out of the bag, is no doubt
full of remorse because he ran such risks for
SO small sum-
The amount realized by the criminal out of
the crime, IS no measure of his moral tur-
pitude. If a highwayman kills a traveller,
and finds only ten cents in his pocket his
guilt is as deep as if he had found a million
Why is it that we are unable to bring to
justice the criminals who steal railroads, who
sell worthless stocks, and who swindle the
Government out of millions? The secret is
that these rich men have influential friends.
and extensive business connections They
finance the campaigns which put office seekers
IN power. They cunningly grant favors to
men IN authority, and thus put under obliga-
tons to them the very officials whose duty it
is to enforce the law.
The Sugar Trust is a most liberal contribu-
tor to campaign funds: so is the Whiskev
Trust These gigantic combinations of CAPT
ships, and to Scholarships and to attorney
generalships. The big criminals do that
much and the rest is done by the old Adam
that's in human nature.
No change of the system of government
will ever eradicate bad traits from all men,
The war between Good and Evil will end
when Gabriel blows his horn,-not an hour
earlier.
DR.. Crwmbton'S Tract
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-09-16

now, because they realize that the common
people welcome the exposures The JEFFER-
soNIAN has made, and are doing some indie
pendent thinking. The last words DR..
Crumpton uses in his tract bewail ''the dam
age" that Watson "has done to the cause
Well, if what he has written has the effect
of lessening this anti-apostolic, Biblical
foreign work, and of increasing the solicitude
for the welfare of the needy in our own land,
Mr. Watson will forget the unkind denuncia-
ton of interested parties, in the applause of
the intelligent, impartial people who endorse
his position.
Friends, listen,-
Rev. Dr. Corey, in his sermon at Dublin,
was Boosting Of the great results Of mission
airy work in China. It was to his interest to
give big figures. He's one of the fat-job
brethren, you know WE'LL he gave the num-
Der of Chinese converts" at 100000.
But, in his tract, Rev. DR.. Crumpton found
it necessary to belittle actual results in China,
in order to parry the force of the argument
against bribed converts. So he used this kind
of answer:
els not the fact that the missionaries IN China haze
elusive that these missionaries have not used any such
method"
Now, what do you think Of that? One fat
JOB brother, harangueing the faithful in
Georgia, brags about having 100000 Chinese
converts. Another fat-job brother, wishing
to convince the people Of Alabama that there
is no truth in the statement that the Chinese
converts are influenced by money, clothes,
board, tuition, qulnlne ETC., says that the mis-
sionaries have only enrolled 112,8O8 names
after 100 years of labor
Which one of these two fat-iob brethren is
telling the truth? Both are no doubt sincere,
but one Of them is certainly mistaken, and it
may be that both are
We have our doubts about the whole bust
ness. We believe that if the European mis-
sionaries should come away from China, and
shut off the "supplies", there wouldn't be
single convert" that would not return to the
faith of his fathers.
Don't you remember that when The JET
FERsoNIAN first began to turn on the light, the
missionary fanatics bitterly denied that
board, tuition, clothing, medicine and hos
pltal treatment were ogratuit01sly given to the
heather? Don't you remember how Scoville
and the Wesleyan Christian Adv0cate and va
rious. others jumped on Watson, and called
him hard names?
But after he had proved it on them, what
did they do? Turned right around, and be-
gan to Justify themselves for doing the very
things they had denied doing!
In Dr. Crumptons tract, he admits that
they give heather children clothes and shoes
to induce them to attend Sunday school; adj
mits that they furnish board and tuition to
these heather children; admits that hospital
treatment is Free and that medicines are fur
nished.
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Evening star., 1909-04-25
The Rubinstein Club.

The second evening concert to he given
by the Rubinstein Club 10 lis associate
members Wednesday next in the ballroom
of the Arlington Hotel promises to eclipse
in achievement even the former preSenta-
tions of this association of Washington
lady vocalSts. the Rubinstein Club :
closing the second season of its exist
ence and its work under the directorship
of Mr.. 4. NJ. Blair has reached high
artistic plane. The organiza zion com
prises a chorus Of seventy-five singers
selected principally from the soloists OK
the city. The organization gives no con-
certS where admission is charged, al
though l. has on several occasions cons
tributed to the programs OF entertain
ments for worthy charities. Its public
appearances have been solely for lis as
Sociate membership. which numbers many
Of the leading people in Washington So
ciety. The associate membership fee
which is but nominal, entities the holder
to certain admissions TO the concerts as
well as the entree TO any of the club
rehearsals For the concert 10 be given
Wednesday Miss Julia Allen. late lead
ing prima donna of Abramsons Italian
Grand Opera Company. has been ensaSed
as soloist Miss Allen was chosen as So
prano for the concert group, of Wnlcl
Caruso was the tenor, that made sucl
successful tour of the country last
season. Mr. Ernest Lent will contribute
to the program OF the Rubinsfein club
and Mr.. Henry Nander will accompany
Miss Allen in her several selections. Ihe
officers of the Rubinstein Club are MIS-.
Kate Scott Brooks. president: Mrs. VIII
liam A. Domer vice president anu MISS
Blanche a. Yeweil. secretary.
Evening star., 1909-04-25
Filipino Band Concert Tonight.

~ the Belasco Theater tonight the IA
nous and locally popular Philippine Con-
stabuiary Band. Capt. Walter Loving
conductor. will render farewell con
cert, with an unusually attractive pro-
gram. As an added feature the man
agement has engaged the MusurSia Club
TO give several selections from its in
teresting repertoire so that the concert
tonight will he given by a combination
or oriental and American musicians
This will be positively the last appear
ance OF the Filipinos in this city.
The program is follows: Overture
'Oberon Non Weber,. Dancing the
Hours. from "Gioconda' Ponchiellit:
Peer Gynt Suite tGriegp. tal Morning. %,
Asas Death, (c) Anitra's Dance. td) In
the Hall of the Mountain King: excerpts
from Robin Hood" tde kovenp. iutcrmis-
sion: The Crusaders Departure CFflke).
by the Musurgia Club; faD Diversion for
clarionet. La Somnambula" tBelliub.
Sergt. Potenciano del Rosario: tbD Suite
de Nalses 'Espana fWaldteufen; grand
march from Aida NerdD.
Evening star., 1909-04-25

time when the producers halted this piece
because they did not believe it could be
made to succeed without star. paid
In Full was accepted by the Wagenhals
& kemper Company as sure winner.
The first production was made in Mon
treal and then there was brief tour pre-
ceding the New York opening. which was
set for a certain date. Before the time
for the New York engagement arrived
Messrs. Wagenhals & Kemper made up
their minds that while they had a great
play. they would have difficulty in getting
the public to accept it without a star, and
lieving that the leading wonlan's role was
the most important in the piece. The
play was taken off for few weeks, while
the producers searched everywhere for a
woman who would fill their ideal. No
such star was obtainable. The time for
the New York opening arrived and the
managers were forced to put on the play
without star and with no prominent
player in the cast featured. The result Is
well known. The. success of the play was
instantaneous. That result has decided
the Wagenhals & Kemper Company
against stars. They hold to the basic
principle THE plays the thing"
In Maximilian rosters play. "The
his childhood friend katherine Grey.
whose share in it is greater than that OF
enacting the chief role, for it was her
counsel that guided him to the production
of the piece. Out on the Pacific coast
Max Foster and kitty Grey were
playmates They were neigh bors in Cali
fornia. Their mothers We're the closest Of
friends. and are: so with the son and
daughter. Times changes took the boy
and girl away from California, the one to
college and into the writer's guild. the
other to the stage. Each climbed with
sturdy strides. Mr.. Foster to popularity
as a writer of short stories and novels.
Miss Grey to eminence in theatricals.
Each was at hand to applaud the attain
ments of the other. for New York became
the home of both and companionship was
little interrupted. 1t was Miss Grey who
first suggested writing a play to Mr.. Fos-
ter. She urged him to try. confident of
his success. At her prompting he under
took the venture. That was two years
ago. His work at it was the occupation
of odd moments or when humor urged
him. and at intervals between his stories
and other writing he got at the play. So
he idled until eight months ago. Then he
became fired with whole-souled interest in
it. Already the play had taken form and
Evening star., 1909-04-25
Aborn Opera Company.

The opening of the summer opera sea-
son will occur at the New National Thea
ter Monday evening of next week This
will be the third successive season by
tile Aborn Opera Company at the Ma
ticnal. and indications are that all tie
offerings will be OF the light musical
comedy variety. The offerings thus far
announced include Robin Hood" with
which the season opens next Monday
night: The Serenade'' 1T Happened in
tana. '.Florodora. The Highwayman."
moon" The Sultan of Sulu.' The Free
Lance. The Mayor of Toxic and others
of equally light composition. The sing
ers and comedians this season will in
clude fayorites of past Abcrn series in
Washington. among them Forrest Hu1.
George w. Leslie. Sol Solomon. George h.
rockingham, Phil Branson. Howard
Chambers. George Tallman. Robert Lett.
John Phillips. Blanche Morrison. Sabery
dOrsell. FRITZ Won Busing, Hattie Arm
old. Helen Bertram. TriXie Cadz Mar
iorie Rame!. Brownie Dupont, 1.enna
Duer, Irma Bell. Connie DeTourney and
the Aborn chorus of dancers and singers.
During the engagement this season there
will be eight performances with the reg
ular matinee of Saturday. and the special
school cfidren's matinee each Wedues
day. The evening prices will be from
- cents 10 - cents. the Saturday matinee
- and Jo cents. and for the midweek aft
ernoon performances all seats reserved at
- cents. Tie seat sale for Robin
Hood will begin at the box office
Thursday morning at = O'Clock. Season
subscriptions are now being entered.