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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
UNDER 4 WRONG IMPRESSION

HJ i a man has got his house and his
household goods insured" asked
tile caller with the SCARED up face,
! "he sets paid. for whatever's damaged
In the building by fire, doesn't hep
Usually. if the fire is an accident
answered the insurance agent
Just so. Well, I'm insured here.
We had 4 little blaze at my house
Christmas eve, and l thought I'd drop
in and tell YOU about it,
i sec. You had the tree all lit up,
and one of the candles got too near to
something and set it on fire. Was
thatEit?"
That's about the size. of it,
What do you estimate the damage
TO te?'
well, thought I'd better leave that
TO sou"
Leave it to us? What was it that
took fire?"
III was me. | was the Santa Claus"
DO you mean to say your clothes
look fire."
'Tou bet they did. Look at me.
DON'T I look pretty considerably dam
iged %
You do. Did YOU get all those scars
II that fire."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05

And without cent of wages
Thus you toll the winter through,
And it seems the snow keeps falling
Just to give you work to do,
And you'd bet lot of money,
Which in-that event would talk,
That more snow fell on your sidewalk
Than on any other walk.
When the first light snow of autumn
Hardly makes the landscape gray
You don't mind little sweeping
Just to clear path away,
But when things get down to business
Then it's pretty safe to state
That you dodge the heavy lifting
If your boy is over eight.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05

Deed, no. What about her p"
"She was maxim soft soap, and her
clothes took fire, and She burned up.
Nice old lady, Mrs Withrow. You
must have heard about Joe Birdsall
and Steve Singleton gettin' into row
and cuttin' each other all to pieces
with knives?'
"Not word of it. Lordy. but how
you talk"
and mebbe you didn't dun hear
about Jim Smallwood shootin' the
constable that tried to arrest him?"
NO. Why, I'm shook outer my
butes. I thought you said you had nc
news"
"And I haven't got-I mean excitin'
news. These are just nayborly hap
penin's, and we don't pay no 'tenshun
to 'em up our way
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
NOTHING EXCITING.

HE colonel was stopping for the
night at the cabin of a North
Carolina mountaineer, and at sun
down, as they sat smoking on tho
doorstep, a man came along on horse
back and halted to "Howdy?" Wher
salutations had been exchanged, he
was asked what was going on up his
way, and he replied:
''Waal, not much. Reckon you heard
about Zeke Scott bein' shot by Lem
Smith,"
Moo! You don't say!''
yes, shot right down in his tracks
Anybody tell you about Tom Hender-
son gittin' killed by fallin tree?"
Gracious, no!''
Yes. tree fell on him and took his
life Good man was Tom. Hear about
old Mrs. Withrow?"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
SHY OF CHARMS.

AFHEf. the snow is on the Sidewalk
w Fully eighteen inches deep
And it's up to you to clean it
When you much prefer to sleep,
Then you hardly see the beauty
OF the white and fluffy stuff,
And you think the famous poem
Was large and chilly bluff.
"But the exercise is splendid"
Says the wife Of your heart
As she watches through the window
While you do the hero part,
But you cannot quite observe it
AS you slowly work away
Where to golf the sport is equal
Or to placid old croquet.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
The Only Hope.

"Of course she's
not a pretty baby
now. Our only
hope is that as she
gets older she'll
grow handsomer."
Yes. I guess
there's nothing for
you to do but be-
lieve in age be-
fore beauty I"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
Where She Saved.
E.,..ar,Zvn1
llappened AT the BAN.

1T happened at the ball.
There goes unfortunate Mrs
Johnson" she remarked.
why do you speak of her as unfor-
tunate?' he asked.
Her husband has suffered some
financial reverses recently" she ex-
planned. Only yesterday she told me
/ they We're 50 poor it was question
OF having something to wear or some
thing to eat"
He looked at the subject of this
comment somewhat critically before
replying.
= would infer from her costume he
said at last, that she is not stinting
herself gastronomically'
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
Found His Voice.

Did you find it
hard to think of
something to say
when you Went to
see her father"
well, at first l
did, but it wa sn't
long before I was
saying earnestly.
Ouch. quit kick
ina.r"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05

When your head is hot and heavy
And your thoughts are dull and slow
When your step is weak and tagging
And you're cross where'er you 40,
Then the thought of smoking break
fasts
Makes you fairly want to scream,
And you know that ndiaestion's
Not the thing you'd call a dream.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
RIGHTEOUS FELLOW.
A WELCOME CHANGE.

Tagg-Come along with me and go
skating.
Wagg-How dare you ask me to go
skating on the Sabbath? Besides
there's a poker game on over at De
Sports house
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
Strange, Isn't It?
"HUEER she never got married.
~ She's SO capable and resource

~ She's SO capable and resource
full woman, SO earnest and forceful."
rs slr5"
"Oh. yes, indeed. She's the kind of
woman who can look out for her.
self. Why she knocked man down
once when he tried to firt with her,
she took horsewhip to a fellow who
spoke of her in a derogatory manner
and she drove a peddler four blocks
with mop"
Yes, yes" he returned thoughtfully,
1T is strange that no one ever has
seemed to want her for a wife, isn't
it?"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
FROSTY MORNINGS.

MAYHEM the coffee's clear and
w steamine
And the sausases are hot,
When the buckwheat cakes are wait
ing
To be swallowed on the spot,
When the maple sirup's dripping
In thin and amber stream,
Then you feel that indigestion
Is dim and distant dream.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
HER THoueHTLEss MOTHER.
A CASE OF NINE LIVES.

Elsie-Helen says she'll never forgive
her mother for marrying again.
Ethel-And why not?
Elsie-Because her stepfather can't
help giving her age away. Everybody
knows he isn't as old as she is.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
The Retort Femi-

The Retort Femi-
nine.
He = Well. I've
found OUT one
thing. You have
no heart.
She-Oh, c o m e
now. How can a
man w i t h o u t
brains know any,
thing about anato-
my?
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
LORDS OF CREATION.

Mrs. D.-A man hates to explain a
hockey game to a girl.
Mrs. W.-But he will spend three
hours explaining to his wife how he
didn't play poker.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
Lame Intellect,

e'hS h'NSi'SS
"Aw, let's drop
the argument"
"Why?"
I've sprained
my BRAIN
How 2"
Trying to fol-
low your crooked
reasoning
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
CO Mako You forget Your Croubles
Quit Being Fool

Quit Being Fool
ish.
How is he get
ting along?"
| Pretty fair
III o d i n 6 his
own. l suppose 2"
| mo, not as much
as he used to-. He
is married to her
now"
| Modest.
Each of my
hens lays an egg
a day"
They must be
professionals"
"No; lay men"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
One Plan.
We'll" said the

"Well," said the
first physician,
what has that
new patient of
yours got?'
II don't know,
replied the other,
but I'm trying to
turn it into ty-
phoid fever. I'm
great on that"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
At the Woman's
Club.

"We propose to
give a dinner"
"Ah! At how
much per plate 2"
"Three ninety
eight"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
Member Of the
Hammer Cana.

Il say that you
should teach your
self to take things
as they come"
But / much
prefer to knock
them as they CO."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
Had Met Them.

HAD Met Them.
THE earth has
two motions. Do
you know what
they are?"
No, l don't, but
b o t h of them
shake money out
of my pocket
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-01-05
NOT THE SAME.

NOT THE SAME.
George-If had an airship I'd fly
way and seek my fortune.
Howard-If you had an heirship your
nrtune would come to you.
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sEABoARD Ana LuTE.

1870, O. IT. daily Florida Fast Mail.
Savannah and Jacksonville ParfCr 80
Jacksonville go Tampa Through S.e+rs-, =,
Atlanta and Birmingham. Dining cars
$40 y. W- daily The flaming 0.,F-.,.
est Florida train Through coaches IN 80,
sons.Ue. Pullman s'eepers 80 Igcl-sg-,,-t4-N
81 Augustine. Palm Byacn. Miami -
knights key Connecting for Havana T9Ir
ing cars
through coaches and Pullman rIpor,.r-
Sayanush. Jacksonville. and Tampa ~ ~
20 Atlanta. Birmingham. and Memphis Or,
IDS cars.
Ticket Onice. lflS $ew York ave- y W
h a. HARDWOOD. g. r.
&. L. Ryan. q. ; A. Portsmouth W
C. z Phillips. b. =. A. Washington. D c,
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Legal Notices.

.I-I.T,I-,rr- --,,I-T,--- ~ ---I,-- -.,----,- =
-of TsAJ,.- r-.-.. 81 m 'lHi ''l-I ON
t9,,,f,tst..,,t, ..-t.- ~" Ihi'-
IND, ,,,1.e,.,.s,.- a., r,...7. 1870. ul'
has orf,fr,g --r,,.. -+c r.-.-.-.- -. "a
District 70. a.uruUIa letters of aduIirisrrt .,..
ou tI- estate nr ANNA h. IDITNSDN rar.
Dt me District o. columbia decreased Am
persons having claims against the deceased
arc hereby warned to rshibit tine same. yith
! ne f'H'a'5s thereof legally authenticated. Co
.n' S.nt'.l" .' on %. before tho 18Th day Of
->'s .'"'ri. a. j.. i'l0. "iHrrNis' they may
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CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RY

Published as Information. not guaranteed
eco %. BOO. daily-Eur Virginia West A-irgfris
and kentucky points I'uImaus
$50 ID. Il. daily. CINCINNATI yprrrs
CHICAGO SPECIAL solid train 10 ~
Louis with Pullman sleeper 10 ,,ht,-7,-,
stops only I'd important stations PulIasn-s
finest equipment
MO D. n daily IT, v LIMITED o.
Cincinnati Louisville. the West S1Ifb,.,.s-'
and Northwest Pullman sleCpers
c a o. a IN carte Dining Car Service
Chesapeake and Ohio offices 6lG Peuns.r,s,f,
avenue. 1889 r. street, and Union S.atI,-
Telephone Main 1906 and 200 FOR tickets -
gage checks. reservations. taNicabs.
n0Is-tf
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SOUTHERN RAIINNAY

y B-Follovtu= schedule figures oubIlsb,t
only as information and are net l.IarsDfe-4
For Atlanta. Birmingham. Mobile No
Orleans. Aslc.l l'e. a. uI and Iu.g, O., p,
For raa,JtGo-st and Memphis 800 n
det.y
mluguam. Sew Orleans. 1910 D. uI
For Roanoke. Rockville t-nutI,,,--
Nashville. Memphis. 4-IO a ma 80
tSlecpluE car open after 200 p. m.D
For Atlanta. Birmingham ,r,fr.r-4t-
Charleston. Augusta. Aiken. Savannah JsrE-
E0nyIllc. and Florida points. s.I5 ID t.1 49,.
l.. 5. Brown. General Agent
Ee4-LT-cyn
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Railroads.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO r. r

A. 4
LEAVE NEW UNION STATION.
ROYAL BLUE LINE
Every Other Hour On she ODD H,ur
70 PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
NEW TERMINAL. 2SD ST NEW YOEk
100 a. m--Diner. Pullman PariOr-
1890 a. m.-5-hour train
$500 a. m.-Dincr AM Pullman ParIor Car
tn-cU a. m--Diasr and Observation Pullman
ParlOr Car-
I:oo p. nn.-Dlner and Pullman ParIor Car.
'T-O0 p III -ICy24 Limited" All Pullman.
Fiye-hOur-
tf-oo p m.-COac1es 10 Philadelphia
500 D m--Diner anu Pullman PsrI5s.
800 p m--Cosches 20 New York.
s1Z.I5 N.T.-Slcepers 10 New York
'2:52 a. n.-sleePers to PhilaaeIphia and Nsa
York
ATLANTIC CITY. 200. - 90. fiI.O8 a m
TO BALTMORE.
EVERY HOUR ON 81 + HOUR
Week Days. ! a. m TO IL , M
"t.52 3 200. 70 80. 'l.y0 go roo .SyJ - a,
- sc. ITO ~. IL. 90 A. M IL ., noon 40 n;
f1-UU. u ~, 12go. 100 $50 1870 400
ti-a5- 'S.o.. t5.o5 > 20 70 CO. $50 f5.CO 1sOS
WESTWARD.
CHICAGO. I--l, ., 80 .. m.
CINCINNATI 81. LOCI5. AND LOFTS
VILE. $40 a IN, 40 p. m. sIe. 90 1Irot
PITTsEUkG. -s-l0 a. m 'I-2'. $40 >. n.
CLEVELAND, I'D D n
COLI MEJS. $50 y. M,
WHEELING. 'g.ly a. m $50 n -
WINCHESTER. 1910 a M. eos rs 90 ~,
FREDEEICA- 1880. is.l0 s-I5 a M. q 80
Il ca. 1855. p an
HAGEEsT0WH- 1910 =, ao., 800 p. m.
% --y. t5-sc. -5-o1, and 1880 ,.
Daily Except sunday 1sunday only
TELEPHONES AT ali OF the f,fI,u-f,-
Ticket omces- 1917 6 81 lei. Main 1891. SIS
station ticket Office Main 1850 Iuf1---,-.-
ton Bureau Main 1880
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MashInglen Southern RaIINnr-

For Richmond aud points South Via Fred
ericksburg Leave Union Station daily AZ
a. TN. 40 a. M, toto a. Iu. l--oI noon. 4.O5
y. IN. 4--5 = M. $40 r. W,i 1.25 r. m. 1000
D. IA Local Tor FredcricllsbUrg 5.UO D. IN
daily Time Of Departure and connections not
gUaTanteed. nol5-tf
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Miscellaneous.

MAN EEOTSKY a. son Mirror Mauular-
tuners; rrsiltcruE. rrGilding, hes elins Phone
Main S9i7-M. 90 81. y. ". de3o-2it
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Storage.

GET OUR ESTIMATE on absolutely me-
proof storage. moving. packing. UNITED
STATES STORAGE CO.. Gs-20 Igt.i 81 ~
w, Main ALB. iss3-v
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For Sale-Farms.

FOR SALE-Farm il Fairfax county. o. miles
from Alexandria, thirty-hye acres. new house
outside buildings an couvenIeures. grand
well water. Located on Mt Vernon road
Address lil Wythe g., Alexandra. or JAMES
81. PEN Alexandria city market Sell on
easy terms. fesq--r,.
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Wanted-AgeDts.

WE ARE HANDLING an article that viii
bring you IN big money 81 you sell a.. sample
nee Write now. JOHN C. SMITH r
=. D. No. Z, Norwich. Conn. Il
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Money to Loan on Real Estate.

WE HAVE SUNS OF N.CCJ 10 500. O0y % loan
on D. g real e1tate minimum charges 20
borrowers. GARDINER & DENT qncl 81
l4th e. oc2-tf
MONEY TO LOAN on approved city real
estate at lowest current rates Special priv
lle6es with respect ~ prior payments. Iaarz3
amounts specially TYLER a. EUTBEg-
FORD. 80 18TH 81 p. " noI2-tr
MONEY TO LOAN on ID C. REAL ESTATE
Lowest rates oil interest Payments on
principal IN amounts Of SlCO or mora re-
CelEed AZ any interest period THE r r.
SMITH CO.. Bond Building. I4US ~ L. ave
Jyl5-tf
MONEY TO LOANED 70 $50. 900 on D. C.
real estate Interest low. and all transac-
lions conducted with economical consideration
.Cr borrowers
VA. IT, SAUNDERS & Co.
1907 ST n ".
MONEY TO LOAN AT LOWEST RATES OF
INTEREST ON ID. g.. Real Estate 30 un-
reasonable delay.
WALTER a. ACKEE.
Isf-u 1920 81. y. W
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Floor Oils.

c. T. HUNTERS SANITARY DUST-KIII.-
ING FLOOR OIL keeps the floors clean and
bright. gives them polished hIish. Doc gallon
delivered. Phone Main 5f5s Office II1 IA
ave y. W. GOOD FOR YOUR FURNI-
TTRE TRY TT. do-n-9fs
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Lost.

LOST-Tsr and white bun terrier. wearing
last years tag so. 9.lg. this years t.E $50
A9>g. answers 20 name os Jack Reward u
returned 10 1908 x ST. s y. deen-s,c
LpST-On r ST., between 51st md 9Th o.
"n -ath ard 18th. leading 60 ~, on NJ To-
New Hampshire ave. q brown Morocco hand
bag, containing dress. diary. ETC. marked
'i. l.. r.. Wash. II. g." Return 60 Amer
lean Security and Trust Co.. for reward
LOST-Guld watch open face. NaIthan
Monday evening, between 18th aEI n SITS
and y N g. a. Reward 1903 Nth Ct N. W.
de1y-3y-
IOST-GeutIenap' siEuet ring. n + -"
0uErH' ing. lost In N-V b. and Zoe store
Reward 81. returned -O GEORGE H. sAI-sI-i;.
$50 - l- ave de-e-ai'
lost Black and white hound. one split car.
answers ID JEe uaEe Of Sport. also "a black
and % axe r0E, part hound ana bull. J. 'b,-a.
reward B. returned To S-5 RI so. n T. T. NJ
STEELE. do.s-stc
LJSi-Wa tch chair. and Iorket. engra.ins
- n. 80 D.. iaty picture inside. a1i
- - de2e-sv
L0ST-h stickpIn having pearls. i1st near
Mckinley High school IN December 70
Please return and receive reward af 1917 10Th
W. n W. dosage
Lost Iady.5 Hunting case gold watch. en-
craving p. 81. T.. diamond uu front Lib
oral reward 719 6th y. W dc2s-7t
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Bookbinding.

BOOKBINDINC- RULING
Fiat opening blank books that DE open nat
ClIAs. H. POTTER & co.
hone a. $50. $40 18th SO *. W
g4..F .fE
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PRIVATE DANCING SCHOOL.
only one taught az q time
Latest dances, two instructors
1913 y. ) ave SELECT Phone n $50 Z
deI-tf
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WOAIAN-Coiorcd. as Chambcrmaid, bring
references. 1921 X st. IT.
WONIAN-CIoud, strong. FOR general house
work 1921 Goth ST. y w de-S-2t'
vvOMAN-,.ompctcnt for general housaworl,
family Of .: a week. stay or go home nights.
nrst-ciass references required. @f3, Nj Pleas
ant de3)-3tc
WOMAN to cook wash and iron; refs. rs
once. 1858 Fairmout. de3l-2tc
YOUNG LADIES-BriGht. for housc-to-house
work. samplinE. salary paid. Apply friday
between 1 and 3. Mrs. n. SIMPSON. IS
- y. F. ~
YOUNG LADY TO assist in office work call
after O'Clock
ROOM s1S. Stewart Bldg de29-2t
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Dentistry.
Cut Rate Painless Dentists

Cut Rate Painless Dentists
Special prices while Introducing our latest
methods for ali dental operations
Pun set OF teeth tshort tmeJ ..-.------I - %
SO ~ or teclh-------------- -...s..-... 5 %
Colo GfOhU E 90
Bridge work -,-r.....,.........--..- . % nm
Al fIlinEs .-...-.... 81. nm
Fxtractions. consultations exarlinationS
absolutely free Remember the address.
Painless DcnIai Par!OrS
8o4 K ST n w.
d~1c-ff
AT.vEOLAP TEETH-Painless. lasting Won
serfulIy lifelike: bridgewOrk plates IN
neucssars: painless niiing. DR. J. l. VIII
son. nOJ p iy2l-tf
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Medical.
DR.. Reed s SPei i5l5 IS

81 YEARS Successful Practice in sac
cure OF Chronic, Nervous, and Special
diseases OF Men and women Rlsana
Healsh to You II You Suffer
From ,atarrh. obesity. ltayuIuaJisru Corslf-
paftou piles Throat. Luus. Brain Iisarr
isIocf and skin Diseases. Nervous Debgiry
kffue, Discas.- Bladder Troubles SDo-fT.
If.c,d Poisoning EyUptuus, Ulcers aid "a
UrI.ate diseases cured for lie by -.
lac luUus-
.sI4NgtFS Low. INJI.T- DING NEDT,-r,-r5
private Waiting Rooms Tor Iadiss
grF,- fFruTS- no ru b. - tn %. NuufH7.- fu 800
sO4 SEW ENTEENTH ST. u. W
ocI-Ls
DIR. NICHOLSON 5395 r. 81
Neryou. disease. Scistca. G-oilre ICczerr.,
Rheu.,iatism. Catarrh. all dlFeases OF cfrh-r
sex lowest charges personal attention 60
trActed disease cured very quickly u1r-sf
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MRS GLOVER 5IS End. Phi lessons. SOC
waltz & two-stcp guar @ lessons class Tues
Thurs, sat eve, sc. Phone vs. u2g. de7-s0t
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Wanted Rooms and Board
Coal and Wood.

Coal Phillips d Jueneman". Wood
Only Best Grades. Lowest Price,
Phone Lincoln csJ
deZ5-Su. ia, d. -a-tf
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DANCING STUDIO. 2is Eye g. n W.
Misses Chamberlain and Cobb, teachers: so.
ciaI dance Thursdays- Phone II 5sf7-Y.
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SplrItualisnl.

NINE. CORNISH. GIFTED dEDIUM. read,
yOus life corr cJg. gives names. factz. da.ly
sTd SUNDAY. 0vl Sd ST. a. e. cor A. near
Union Station. Ladies' unIy. ly.-tf
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Window Cleaning

HOW ABOUT THOSE DIRTY WINDOWS
White help and moderate prices. LEON 1.
CAHCON. Acme Window Cleaning CO re-
moved 70 ~ 80 - " Phone NJ. gl5s,
CCI6-gOt
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Automobiles.

fDR SAi4E-Fiyc- passenger automobile. fine
condition. top curtains. four new Tires, sac
rlfce 80 this week BOX 80. Times office
dc30-3t'
DUPLEX SPARK OIL
Immediately gives two SPARKS ia place Of one.
quickest ignition and most powerful results,
full Information al DISTRICT MACHINE
AND AUTO REPAIR CO.. 1908 e st. n W.
Phone ~ 1861. se2i TIA. th-tf
"ANTED-At once a good standard Ifrht
touring ear. give pIice and name or car.
BOX 1f9 Times Office de2s-3fa
USED ELECTRICS-Any Liud-barcainq-
have been taken boo trade for pow Wayerlys-
POPE AUTOMOBILE 60.
OF WASHINGTON
sl3 18th 81. y. W. de2s-St
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Help Wanted
Male and Female

YOUNG MAN AND WIFE want farm. will
work BY month or shares Apply 60 81 Sth
ct y. f. de30-atF
WANTEr-Solioitors for Rosrnond Coffee 20
family trade c. r.. GILBERT H4 v ST.
Anaoostia. sfter p de2s 81
LAUNDRY MARKERs. Apply CONGER
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DAWSON IS. FIuL and Mrs. 7i9 9Th y W:
best known est lSs2- Teach all dances cor
rectly; lessons day or evenE. Phone II 1854.
class & dances, Tue, Thar. evs. Assembly
dances. Natl Rides Armouy. Wed. Sat. svs.
sefl-tF
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.PaInliStS.

ORIGINAL. GYPSY PIANIST.
" hole Fortune Told loo
Open Nights. las Stu o.. - W
se-J-tf-gN5iu
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Help Wanted-IMale.

An ei.ht-week course IN our college
will prepare you 10 earn from 5000 10
$1,000 pr month, One-thlTd OF tuition
payable after You secure position.
our students can earn from $1,000 to
$500 a month working for Is, while
taking the course.
, Ask for particulars.
The Automobile College Of Wash
ingtOn, Inc.
The only school Of Expert Automobile
Engineering in the city. 1905 18th ST. NV.
ocl2-f
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PROF. & MRS. WTNDHAAI. SIS 18th \. W
teach all dances class Tues, Thur and
Sat eve. 100: lesson SOC. six lessons 3 So
private lessons any hour with music EJara a =
tee all scholars probe teachers. Phone M5s7g
de15-tF
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For Rent Rooms
Furnished and Unfurnished.
Rooms and Board.

o ST. ~ w. Uncomfortable rooms table
board. So per week dca6-7t
y ST " W, ae3-WcU heated rooms With
board. s. Der week. dce9-ars
II ST. r. w. 1sa0-Large. p.cas=ur rooms.
good table board DORIS
* ST. ~. X. l3W-Room and board rfrVfo
or connecting. unlimited phone ana uzo Of
piano ald pari0T- aee0-atr
j. ST. ~. W. I3ia-Opposife Dewey uo-rI-
Well furnished. good table. trauercnrs. central
'fth 81. cars d0-9-4rs
LARGE EOoM-First-riass home table. Son
u"men- SIS BON go. Times office 10
18TH ST.. 9l0-Targe gd floor front room
with excellent board. central da91-2t.
Wanted Rooms and Board
ROOM and board wanted by mother and
chid N eight years. in private family rs
SCatUn ST. n j.. J.1s-efr
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For Sale or Rent.
Dancing.

MISS COULTER. dancing studio. COS Mass
ave NV lessons any time, SOC. social dances
Tuesday evenings. Phone Main 1888
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Situations Wanted-Female.

sbUSEKEEPER in vidower's family. Ad
'sHs 1899 9Th 81. y W. desO-2t.
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For Sale-HOuses
UnfuTnished.

WE HAVE A NICE 5-ROOM HOUSE on car
line mo transferring; large corner lot, great
bargain at 81, 800; very easy terms.
NATIONAL REALTY CO..
zl5 Colorado Bldg, 18th and G.
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Help Wanted-Female.

wOMAN-Colorcd as chsmbermaid. bri
references. 1921 X st. 1t