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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Rev. L. w. Coons arrived in the city
Tuesday evening from Pittsfield, where
he has been passing his vacation, ID
attend the funerals of two former par3
ishioners of his, which take place to-
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Mr. and Mrs. William B. Saunders
Of Cleveland, Ohio, and William S.
Elliott of Chicago We're among the
automobile visitors in the city Tues
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
Funeral of Late Augustus c. Lilly.

The funeral of the late Augustus c.
Lilly was held Tuesday at p NJ from
his late residence, 107 Green street
Rev. Fl. E. Dunnack officiated and the
interment was in the family lot at Mt
Pleasant cemetery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Mr.. and Mrs. P. H. Knowlton and
children of Guilford We're visitors in
Augusta, Tuesday, coming by automo-
bile. Mr. Knowlton is engaged in the
kindlng wood business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Miss Alice McFadden of Waterville
| was the guest Tuesday of her brother
City Marshal Andrew l.. McFadden
State street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
Blen1ishes
On the Face

Don't 60 about with face full Of
blotches or other skin eruptions.
Clear off these disfgurements in a
short time at little expense. These
unsightly blemishes come from inn
pure blood and disordered sys-
TEN but will all disappear after a
few doses of
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
foot Tibbetts, the pitcher for t

IUUt IIUUtttS, tIIt pItCTItT TOT l1te
Printers team in the City League, will
be unable to play baseball again this
season. Tibbetts threw his shoulder
out while pitching a game at Togus
Tuesday afternoon. The shoulder was
replaced at the Home hospital and he
was able to return to his home in Gar
diner on Train 2. The physician who
attended him informed him that ii
would not be possible for him to play
baseball again this season.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
HIS VITALITY A MARVEL.
Back Broken, Neck Drslocated, Skull
Crushed, Miner Has Chance to Live.

Huntington. w. Va. July 27.--The
remarkable vitality Of Ross Robinson,
miner, in a hospital here, puzzles at
tending physicians. Last Monday Rob-
inson was caught beneath a fall OF
slate. his back broken. neck dislocated,
skull crushed. and one leg broken.
/ He has some chance of recovery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

The Midsummer Sale of Waltham
Hamilton and Elgin watches by the
ftsohaterai Loan -Ccp,- offers an unusual
opportunity for those desiring relia
bic watch at bargain prices All
grades. 300 to select from and liberal
credit if desired. See adj on front
page.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
LOCAL MATTERS.

R. d. Shanahan of Portland was a
business visitor in the city Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Mrs. Chester Getchell and daughter
Bernlce of Milo are guests of Mrs
Getchelfs husbands parents, Sheriff
and Mrs. Colby Getchell
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Miss Eva Butterfeld of East Vassal-
boro was a visitor in the city Tuesday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
Daily kennebet Journal
Telephono 1856.

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line. No charge less than IS cents.
All advertising announcements Of en-
tertainments whose object Is the
raising Of money, will be charged a,
the rate of fifteen cents line.
Advertising notices, news form will b
excluded from our local columns
except such as refer to advertisers
occupying space in our advertising
columns and win be run under a
separate head on one OF the Local
pages. r"
Subscribers who fail to receive the
Journal promptly will confer favor
by notifying the office Immediately
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Miss Pearle Bates of Flagg street
returned Monday from visit in Bos-
ton
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28
Aralize M. TAYLOR.

Mrs Aralize M. Taylor died at 9
O'Clock Tuesday at her home, 33 JEFF
ferson street, aged 81 years. She was
born in Augusta and was the daughter
of the late Cyrus Arnold and Sarah
Savage Arnold and the widow of the
late Almanson G. Taylor.
A son, Eugene Taylor, brother.G
c. Aruold of Augusta, and sister,
Mrs. Augusta NJ. Jordan survive. Fu-
neral services will be held at P. NJ.
Thursday from the First Christian
church. Interment will be at North
Augusta
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Webster of
Wales are listing Mrs HE Fossett,
81 Court street. ~ - ,s.s,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-28

One physician out of every twenty
one In the United States lives in New
York city.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
MUTT" PROVES
GOOD POLICE DOG
Runs Down Youth Whom Bluecoat
Charges With Trying To Enter
Flagler Home.

NEW YORK, July 21.-There are
and enc or two other persons in this
story, but the main character is a
DOG. He is OF no particular breed and
bas no home apparently. He certain
ly has no license. The only thing he
has IS ambition to get on the force
as police dog. He qualified. too,
but all he got was pat on the head.
The way IL came about was thus:
Policeman Lander, OF the Vest
Thirtieth-st. station, was on Parkave.,
near Thift y-siXthst., when his atten-
ton was attracted TO five youths In
front of the handsome residence Of
Harry Hardness Flagler, son of the
Standard Oil magnate. at No. 81 Park
ave. The policeman, hidden from the
young men by bushes In the middle OF
the avenue, watched them. He saw
one go 10 a side door, ring the bell
and talk to woman. Then he saw
three others go up TO the front steps
and try To force the front door with
Jimmy, while the fifth stood on the
corner as a lookout.
The policeman started on run Tor
the house. The lookout whistled and
all five IAN away, Lander following
Two raE north on Park-ave. and three
east on Thirty-fifth-st He followed
the thee.
Then il was the dog appeared. He
yelped, barked, bit at the legs of the
fleeing men, chased one of them into
a hallway and kept him there while
Lander pursued the other two and
caught them a block further on.
The dog went along with policeman
and prisoners to the West Thirtieth-
st. station and sat on his launches
while the names of the three youths
were taken.
"Where'd you get the dog?" in
quired Capt. OBrien of Policeman
Lander.
He must be from Flatbush." said
Lander. II wouldn't have been able
to get all the prisoners II 1t hadn't
been for him"
The dog drifted out into the street
and trOtted away. wondering perhaps
how those Belgian dogs got on the
force.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
DAILY DEATH LIST.

Walter Southland. 20 years. 700 Fort
st. west, artcrio sClerosis
Mrs. o. 6. Brown, 50 years. Harper
hospital; malignancy
Mary j. Lincoln, ~ years. 1875 Cham
plain. ncphritis
George II Emmons. SO years. l9I
FarnsWOrth. paralysis.
Eddie Stfenbendt. II years, sal Nc
Dougall; inflammatory rheumatism.
Garziano Sierra, years 1876 Larned-
St east; abscess OF CerviCal glands
Clarence Keen, IL years, f67 May
bury; tuberculosis.
Charles swartwood. 81 years, 297
Parkview, nephritis
Richard Page. 60 years Harper hos
pital. gOiter
Marion p. Butler. S years. s71 Custer;
meningitis.
Joseph smith. months. ChIldren's
Free hospltal. inapition.
GuaNa Saran. 20 years. Grace hos
pital; tuberculosis.
e Grtrudc Woods months. 2g7
Brush; cholera infantum
Emily Reasner, months, Children's
Free hospital: lilo cOlitis.
Irine Buds 4 months, $50 Vanderbilt:
cholera infantum.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
RESCUED FROM
LONELY ISLAND
Nine Men Live for Ten DAYS on
Shellfsh-Tell Story of Terrible
Suffering.

SAN FRANCISCO, July 21.-Ema.
ciated and weak, almost to helpless.
ness. eight seamen and Capt Burke
OF the schooner Charles Hanson, were
brought in today on the Pacific VI
steamer Newport, with tale of terri.
BILE sufferings during ten days without
food on desert island off the coast of
Mexico. There were nine men besides
Capt. Burke, on the Hanson, when she
left the Golden Gate, but Harry Nord-
reck was buried by his comrades af.
ter he had starved TO death on the Isl
and. The Hanson caught fire about
two weeks out OF San Francisco. Her
cargo was dynamite. The fire. orig
mating in the galley amidships. work.
ed over the whole ship within few
moments.
The crew dashed for the lifeboats.
not stopping for oars, food, water or
clothing. They had not gone far from
the vessel when the fire struck tl,e
cargo, and the schooner was blown To
bits.
The lifeboat containing four of the
men was capsized by the shock, and
all were forced To take refuge In "A
single boat. In the open boat, without
food or drink. they drlfted Tor IL
hours until q current carried them 20
the island OF Cleophas. Cieophas Is
an islet between the island of Madrc
Maria. a Mexican penal settlement
and the coast OF Mexico. Here the
shipwrecked sailors were unable %
find a single article OF food. Three
days after they landed. however, Capt.
Burke In travelling about the island,
discovered bed OF shellish. and on
these the men lived for 10 days. Har-
ry Nordreck, cook Of the schooner had
succumbed before the discovery of
the food. The men built huge signal
fire which was seen from the island
of Madre Maria, from where bout
was sent out to find them. The res
cuers found four OF the men uncon-
scious and the others little better off.
They were taken to Madre Maria.
where they were picked up by the
Newport.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
DIED

BURGESs--July 20. 1903. Bridget. wild
ow OF the late Charles Burgess. Fun
eral from Frank J. I3lake's, 275 Mlchi-
gan-ave., Thursday at S:45. and Most
Holy Trinity church at 3 a. IN Burial
at Mt. Elliott.
DROLET-July 10. at his home. 66T
Franklin St. Charles Drolet, aged %
years. father OF Miss Mary Lavoie.
Charles. samuel and John Drolct.
Funeral Thursday at a. m. from
residence and $3.50 at st. Joachim )
church.
HOYNESS-July 20. at his sons home,
Edward Hoyness $40 Agnes-avc.,
George. aged 95 years. Funeral
Thursday at 2 p. M. by funeral car.
CARLEN-July 10, at residence, 50
Twelfth-st. Fridolin, father OF Gaze
sar +. Carlcn and Mrs. Jos. Stamp
SEN; also grandchildren, Louis f..
BENJAMIN f.. Albert b. and Ada Car
len, Mrs. A. Il. Schultz. Mrs. VIM.
Montgomery and Miss Mathilda Car
len. Funeral Thursday $3.50 a. m. at
St. Boniface church.
KAGEFF-Lorence. July 90, age -
years. beloved son OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Herman Kageff and brother OF Lydia
Kagem. Funeral Thursday from res
idence. 1l5 Hendricks. at 2:30 y. IN.
Cleveland papers please copy.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Joel Stefan. 20: Emily Miller. "a
Silas n. Hall. 80. New York city;
Marie kehoe, 33. Kansas City.
ske. %.
Robert Hoagland. "a. wyandotte !;
Grace Asmns, 20, same.
,, Thomas Collereth, 81. Windsor; Hazel
KeIsey. 81. Detroit
Stanlslaw Bten. 20; Julia Yarocha, 22.
William c. Dobbs. Al; Susie Stockton n,
ska. 20
Charles Richards. ~; Emma Gagnier,
Richard Monks, AZ. Belleville; Gamma
Cundy. 81. New Boston.
Lorenzo Crawford, 80; Bertha Bald
man, go.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
LINEMAN ARRESTED.
Western Union Employe Accused OF
Stealing Copper Wire.

Joseph Machan a lineman employed
by the Western Union Telegraph Co.,
was arrested Wednesday morning. by
Detectives Buhr and Boersig. as he
was trying to dispose OF wagon load
OF copper wire at the JUNK shop OF ID.
Robinson, No. 253 High-st. east. For
some time past, the telegraph COM
pany has been missing quantities OF
copper wire. and suspicion was finally
directed toward Machan. who Is n
years old. and rooms In the Morgan
house
When searched at central station. he
was found 20 have a VALE; containing
$153
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
BIRTHS.

GIRLS
Henry Goldberg, 3l2 Erskine.
Christian Nelson, 512 Champlain.
walter Hittinger. 36S Riopelle :.
John Milka. 3I2 Jay.
Pat OMalley, $50 Hammond.
Hubert Haynes, 200 Harper.
Nicholas Perentesis. 30 Elizabeth.
Edward Noonan. 1896 Fort.
James Miller, 1896 Beaubien.
ezcsfuw Botanowska, $50 Hancock
Stanislaus Pesta, SS4 Hastings.
BOYS.
Benjamin Bortrucke. AS Orleans.
Lester Hubbard, 5i4 sixth
Loren Smith, 263 Second.
Thomas MCGOWAN. $50 Sixth.
Alfred Diedrich. 916 Dix.
William BenninG. 1873 St Aubin.
Roy Marshall. 1855 Fifteenth.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
LAKE AND RIVER STEAMERS.
ne l'|||'|! |!|||| ||

For CLEVELAND. PrTTsBuko ana ali
points south and east. Leave DAILY ICES
NS: Berths. 81 and $50 Room 81 50.
DAY TRIfS TO SLEvELAND every Sun
day. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and
MACKINAC, Alpena and way Ports
-hondays and Saturdays s y. m: Wed
nesdays and Fridays, $50 q. IN. For BUT-
FALO, NIAGARA FALLS. New York City
and the East. leave week days s D. m.
Sundays, p m. Week End Excursions
TO Clsveland Buffalo and Niagara Falls
every Saturday. Saginaw Bay City Divi-
Tuesdays and Fridays. 10 a. m
SPECIAL STEAMER TO MAcKrNAo
AND ST. IoNACE Mondays ana Thurs-
days, $50 a. m To GODERfcH THURS
DAYS. $50 a m.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
@[Ei9g1
GRAND TRUNK ROUTE.

Uneauaied service 60 Picturesque
nlnEluln Four trips weekly from
MAUklNAG- CoIIingwood sad owen
SQUAD through North Channel and
Georgtnn Hay. A fresh water sen voy-
axe Steamefs leave Sarnia. Mondays.
Wednesdays and Saturdays for Lake
Superior New steamer Wauhfc among
Thirty Thousand Islands. Penetang to
Parry sound special CTR boat trains
from Toronto for,qll steamers Informa.
ton and tickets from all railway agents.
IA. NJ. GiIderSIeeve, Mgr. 4. M. Nishoisen.
Collingwood- rraE Mgr, Sarnia
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21

MICH CREMATION ASSOCIATION =
per cent interest esttifca,s, good for
one cremation. II. * kolb, Treas
yard Phone Ridge 56s.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
HORE HOT AIR FROM JEFF.
Tries to Boost His Game by Another
Promise Of Posting Dough.

MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi, July H.--
II am going to post my forfeit to fight
Jack Johnson" said James J. Jeffrles
today just as soon as l reach New
York next week"
Jeffrles Is giving a boxing act with
Sam Berger al local amusement
park
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21

Raymond Wheeler, = years. SO Aus
tin. tleo coiitis.
Ferdinand Carlen. 30 years. 81
Twelfth; old age.
Victoria Mazur. months. IS Annexa-
tion; cholera infantum.
Frantz RonachowskL 81 years, 131
Twenty-third; Bright's disease.
Lottie Buell.. 35 years. 9Il Van Dyke
tuberculosis
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERURBAN LINES.


Detroit United Interurban Lines.
FLINT LIMITEDS-S:15 a. m, 1910
.. m. and 4:10 D. m. Locals for Flint.
A. m. and every two hours to D. m;
Saturday afternoons and all Sundays.
hourly. To oxford. Rochester and
Romeo, a. M, and hourly to IL D. m.
PORT HURON 4sIMITEDS-745 a. m.
10:45 a. m. 3:45 p. m, 6:45 d. m: Satur-
days only. 12:45 p. m, Sundays only. IL
p. m. Locals for Port Huron hourly
a. III. to y. M. also o d. m. TO Marine
City. To Mt. Clemens, half-hourly,
$3.50 a. m. to p. m, and hourly to II
p. m. To Mt. Clemens via Short Line,
hourly, 6:28 a. m. to 32s D. m. also II
d. m
TOLEDO LIMITEDs-S:20 a. m. 1870
a. m, 1870 and $50 p. m. Locals for
Toledo, hourly. $3.50 a. m. to $3.50 d. m.
also $3.50 and IL p. m. for Monroe.
JACKSON LIMITEDs-7:45 a m.
12.45 and 3:45 p. IN. Locals for Jack
son. a. m. and every two hours to
p. m; for Ann Arbor. a. m. and
hourly TO IL p. m: tor Plymouth and
Worthwhile. $50 n. m. and hourly to 1880
y. M, also a. m. and IL d. m Saline
cars from Ypsilanti
For Wyandotte and Trenton-5:33 O.
m. and halt-hourly to $3.50 r. m. hourly
to ii 33 p: m. Sundays. first car at
1903 with half-hourly service daily.
For Royal Oak. Birming ham and
Pontiac-6:30 n. m. then half-hourly
until z p. m, then hourly until Il o. m
Extra service Sundays
For FnrD,inGton. Worthwhile. Orchard
Lake aud Pontiac--6 n. m. and hourly
until IL D. m.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21

SPENCERVILLE, o., July 21.--How
would you like TO have ten pretty
daughters-count 'em, ten-and buy
hats for them all?
Wouldn't Easter be a nightmare for
you?
There's a man In this town In that
fix, VINO says he likes 1t.
Thomas Berry, farmer, banker and
state senator, is the daddy OF ten OF
the prettiest girls In Van Vert county.
There are no boys. And he says that
Easter Is the best day OF the year.
why. the old homestead is like a
aower garden that day" says Pa
Berry. ITO see the girls all looking
pretty and happy-that makes me
happier than three times the money
II costs
Il don't ever expect to be a rich
man. But riches like these girls Of
mine Is worth more than a big bank
account. IL they're happy. | am"
There's AIDA, and Beatrice. and
Grace. and Norma, and Anna, and
Eunice, and Nell, and Hazel, and Ber-
nice. and little Jessie, seven years
cid.
AIDA Is Just a little taller than
Beatrice. and Beatrice just little
taller than Grace, and SO on down
the line--a graded six yards OF roses.
home grown.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
-. The.
People SPACES

Advertising rates under any
classification In these columns,
one cent per word each insertion,
cash in advance. No Advertisement
inserted for less than Is cents
Persons whose names appear In
the telephone dircc tories may have
advertisements charged at above
rates. Call
BELL-MAIN 1898.
H0ME-CITY 1885.
For the convenience Of patrons.
arrangements have been made with
the tollowing 10 receive liner ad-
Nertlsements ut the same rate as
charged with the home office:
EAST SIDE.
Houg hten-Irench Coal Co.. 432 Can
neld-ave. east
Mt. Elliott Pharmacy, Mt. Elliott and
Gratiot- aves
II. Brown. 1859 Jefrerson-ave.
- MCPHERSON, 2400 Gratiot-ave. oppo-
site car barns.
WEST SIDE.
A. q. EaDsor. S95 Grand River-ave
Turner stanton, les Myrtle.
y. II. DrlscOll, All Michigan-avo
y. w. Willard, 1919 Fort-st west
W. w. Bush, 5S4 Michlgan-ave.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
sALE-REAL ESTATE COUNTRY.
Summer Homes

IL ACRES AT CASS LAKE. Oakland
Co. Michigan Z good cottages. all
rented 10 good advantage: n beauti-
ful frontage on the lake. fine grove
1--WE acres OF good orchard: two min
utes' walk from electric station. Rca-
son for selling. owner Is leaving the
state. See this. for II Is snap.
We have also cottages on Pine
Lake Watkins and other pretty
lakes In Oakland Co: also splendid
farms with beautiful lake frontage
at prices that are right.
HANNAH REAL ESTATE
EXCHANGE.
1853 Griswoid 81. Detroit. Mich
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21

PUT-IN-BAy EXCLUSION Every Day.
FingeFs Observation-Disclosures ut Colonial.
Fare week days. soc. Sunday 7bc round
trip. Cedar Point and Sandusky, week
days direct - IS Round Trip same day.
Sl.sO to Cleveland S SkT
VIA THE ISLANDS. str. Frank n. Kirby
Ienves \ a. M, sundays % n. Home
. y. IN Ashley a Dustin, foot First
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
WHITE STAR LINE.

WHITE STAR LINE.
Wharf foot OF Griswoid-st. For the
FLATS and PORT HURON Way Ports
Leave daily $50 n. m. 2 80 p. IN. and
y. m: sundays a IN. and 230 d. m
For TOLEDO and SUGAR ISLAND,
leave daily Sis a. m. and $50 y. IN.
Sundays S:3o a. m. and y. m.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

Business Propositions,
1T YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A ROOM
ING HOUSE, HOTELN RESTAURANT
CONFECTIONERY,G GROCERY STORE
THEATER. OR ANYTHING IN THE
BUSINESS LINE. CALL AND GET
OUR LIST.
w. C.. PATRICK
MAIN 3o3e 6s HOME RANK BLDG
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21

BIG BARGAIN in farm OF 100 acres. IS
miles from Detroit. good tuJdngs
must sell at once $1,000. worth SlO,-
600. Merton l.. Rice. SQ5 Majestic.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-21

FOUND--A new moneymaker. house
hold necessity; every home buys; q.
Hanley. New York. sold 1871 first two
days, made $50: sells itself when
shown: people borrow money to buy:
costs 40c. sells 81 100000 sold in
New York since September. Write
for your county. Catalogue free Y. =.
Co. 744 Main, Lcipsic. Ohio.
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The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-14
FOND LOVER WAS TOO HASTY.
Mr.. Crow Not Only Lost Bride, But
Also the Dowry Which Fair One
Was to Bring Him.

More of our rich papas in America
should follow the same manner of
testing the affections of the adyentur-
our, commercial-minde moneyless
wife-hunters-both those OF our own
nationality as we'll as the empty-head-
ed, titled foreigners who are ramp
ing" on our hunting grounds
Uncle Zeke" did in Austin some time
since After several months of yio-
lent protestations of love made for
his daughter. it was at last under
stood that the father was at their
marriage to give his daughter house
and lot Uncle Zeke" was sly
old coon, and, to test his future SON
in-law's affections. he said. as they
were smoking their pipes:
"Mr Grow, has been cogitatin', an
has come to de clusion not to do
nate Matildy dat ar house an lot on
Austin avenue"
Mr. Crow sprang to his feet, and,
sticking his stovepipe hat on the side
of his head, said:
''ln dat case, sab. our future re-
lations done ceased to exist from dis
moment, sab"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-14
REFIaES BRAIN AND SPIRIT.
Result Ct Continued Physical Suffer
lng--Some Thoughts on RelatiV.
ity of human Suffering.

After all, the relativity of human
misery is matter of profound sig.
nificancc to the miserable. 1t Is idle
TO say that we cannot bear our own
pang any better because some one
else suffers sharper one In point
of fact, if we do not bear 1t better
for knowing how much more severe II
might be we are either stupid or 'un-
grateful, or both, and which of us Is
ready to answer to this charge? II
Is the tendency of continued physical
suffering to refine the brain and the
spirit, and as class. invalids are not
dull. nor do | think them lacking in
gratitude, writes Elizabeth Stuart
Phelps in Harper's Bazaar.
Take the situation without idle 70.
nance or misdirected restlessness
You suffer pain. But can you sleep?
Generally speaking, can you command
sufficient number OF hours uncon.
sciousness out of the "a? Then Is
pain a secondary and quite manage
able affair Your nerves are shaken
or shattered. But are you disabled
Can you move about? Then. II you
cannot (Which Is altogether possible)
exercise your nervous system into
obedience. At least you can control
1t so far that you ought to thank
heaven for every motor muscle left at
your command
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-14

Well, Fiorenee Cameron" ex.
claimed the young woman at the desk.
Il thought | recognized that voice.
Where did you come from?"
Frances Melyers! You dear thing I,
Wasn't II lucky that forgot my UNI
brella?"
1T was luckier that | had rag OF
conscience left. I've been dying to
walk OFF with your umbrella ever since
noticed that it was a good one. and
that the initials on ii We're nearly my
own. That reminds me. child. Have
YOU been walking of with somebody S
umbrella. or"
i've been walking off with some
body's name, The name have stolen
happens TO be Norris"
What surprise. Arn't people ter
rib!e unscrupu,eus when 1t comes to
stealing namcs--and umbrellas?'