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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

You know that
electricity IL life
the mysterious
force that digests
your food and
converts IL into
blood and bone,
tissue and mus
Gle, and supplies
the brain with
power to think.
1t is electricity
that keeps your
heart going, your
blood circulating
and the various
organs perform
ing their func-
tions like so
many machines.
II you are sick
or weak; IL you
have rheumatism,
~.
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CHAMPS BADLY
vnALLOPED BY
ABERDEEN

vA11COUv&R. B. c.. April 80.
e~<fboe<loen wallopcd the Champb
- grsat shape yesterday, through
- pitching Of Stlfkels, Who al
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AV9tQoou i
E B1tteries: Stark3ll and o'Brien;
01lnGna. Hickey and Sugden.
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There's no need Of running
your stomach with drugs. trying
to conquer q pain or overcome
some chronic aflment No need
of doctor and drug bills, for here
IL a remedy that Helps nature
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

book about my treatment. This
book is beautifully illustrated
with pictures of weil-built, ro-.
bust men and women. showing
how -vfgor Is applied,
and explains many things you
should know regarding the cause
and cure of disease.
I'll send the book. closely seal
ed, absolutely free.
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An Electric 6goS1dev

"Your Electro-vigor has help
ed my wife and very much. We
do not hesitate to say that there
is nothing like II for nervousness
and digestive troubles-
7. w. REID. So. BeIiingham'
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Standing.

Games Yesterday.
r H e
No games at st. Louis. Phila-
delphia or Chicago; wet grounds.
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'vKoovI aHL Nv
Richard earle Here Tomorrow,

Richard earle Here Tomorrow.
"Mary's Lamb" the latest COM
'edy success of that unusually
comic fellow. Richard Garlic, opens
Ia two-nights' engagement at the
Tacoma tomorrow night. The
show is decided hit, according TO
criticisms from cities where 1T has
appeared in the last month. The
chrous is said to be an exception
1y attractive one.
Two thousand miniature Gin
gerbread Men were on exhibition
in the windows of the Wynkoop-
Vaughan store today. The little
men will be handed out to chill
dren at noon tomorrow. 1.-THE
Gingerbread Man" will appear at
the Tacoma theater Monday and
Tuesday nights.
At the Star-"The Road to
Yesterday"
AT the Grand-Good vaudeville.
At the Pantages-Good vaude-
Vile.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

1T have used
Electro-vigor ev-
cry night for
three weeks, and
the asthma IL
cured. / feel hne,
and my digestion
is improving"
C. e. SHEAvES,
1746 Van Houten
81, Portland,
Or.
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n EAS Tern
LEAGUES


No games at New York or Phil
on account of rain.
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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

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made eypidu
of
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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

AT the Grand-Good vaudeville
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

At the Star-"The Road I
Yesterday"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-30

At the Pantages-Good vaude-
Vile.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
In the Feed Lot.

Wheat bran is preferable, however,
because it is less bulky.
Cow pea and alfalfa is an excellent
substitute for wheat bran for the dairy
cows.
Corn makes fat. while alfalfa is rich
in ticsh-forning and BODYBUILDING ma
terials.
In feeding pigs shorts or alfalfa
beats wheat bran when used as one
quarter of the ration.
Hogs will not as a rule relish alfalfa
hay in the winter unless they have
previously been matured on the young
alfalfa.
1t is a mistake to believe that alfalfa
is purely a fattening ration, especially
for calves. On the contrary, it is Il
growing ration.
In feeding beet pulp the best results
have been obtained by using two
pounds of pulp to n pound of grain
in the ration for hogs.
Very slowly our farmers are coming
to recognize the vAlu" of roots in feed
ing all kinds of farm animals. We
ought to grow more of them.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Sift the corn meal and to a teacup
fUl of it put in twice the quantity OF
sweet milk. One pint is Il good meas
urcment. Beat in two eggs, although
you can get along with one add half
Il ~tcuspoonfUl of salt. and to this add
the milk and meal gradually until
everything is well blended. \ baking
dish should be ready for the batter and
placed in Il hot oven. 1t should be
yrady to serve in half an hour.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Prof. Spillman says it seldom pays
to turn under a crop of cow peas in
the green state. 1t is better practice
to make hay Of them, feed the hay
and put the anu back on the land.
AS is the case with all legumes, the
roots of the COW pea crop add q great
deal of nitgrogen to the soil. and have
q marked effect on fertility. If 4 heavy
green crop of COW peas is plowed un-
der in the autumn it is best not to
plant the land until the following
spring. A very good plan for bringing
up the fertility of a WORKOUT field is to
SOW rye in the fail. pillow this under
in the spring. harrow thoroughly, let
the land lie a month, and then sow
COW pea Cut the peas for hay and
SOW rye again. \ few caSon of such
treatment will restore fertility to the
soil. Fortunately, both of these crops
will grow on very poor land.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

the bottor-, pouring in the water and
letting it permeate through the soil,
which was composed of a sandy loan
put into the box after the bottom had
been covered to the depth Of > inches
with well rotted and Sifted stable ma
nure. The seeds were planted and
lightly covered and the soil kept moist,
but not wet. In one week after plant
ing the green tops appeared, and in
three weeks they were tranSplanted
into Il similar box. being set an inch
deeper than they grew in the first box.
They grew in the box in sheltered
places for three weeks, when they
were ready for the garden.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
BURNED AND ITCHED.

Eczema on Hand, Arms, Legs aud
Fnce-It Was Something Terrible
Co rictc Cure by Cuticura.
".About fifteen or eighteen years ago
eczema developed on top of my hand.
1t burned and itchcd so much that |
was compelled to show it to Il doctor.
He pronounced it ringworm. After
trying his different remedies the dis
ease increased aud went up my arms
and to my legs and finally on my face.
The burning was something terrible. l
wcn to another doctor who had the
reputation of being the best in town
He told me it WAS eczema. Ills mCdl'
cine checked the advance of the dis
ease, but no further. | finally con,
cluded to try the Cuticura Remedies
and found relief in the first trial. !
continued until | WAS free from the dis
cnse and have not been troubled since,
c. HurkhHrt. 22G w. Market st, Cham
b@rshurg, PA Sept. 10. 1908
Potter Drug < Chem. Corp. Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

il little stronger to suit y~HurSrlf. Then
bore Il hole, b. in the vviitrr fer \ >
incA -uS I,i,r 10 .irt Hs Il Ring bolt
Then take Il An inch. > foo Is inch
long crosspiecc aud faSton it t" tn"
Gus pipe. c, and brace it with All inch
braces. n. The height is 3 feet & inch
es and width 4 feet.
When taking off the grain bed place
the jack Il little letter than half way
to the rear end. then remove the ear
end off the wagon first and swing ii
on to the jack. Then put your weight
on it and swing ii off the wagon,
placing a small jack under the front
end.-C. Z. RuX, in Farm and Home.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Some COWS are not adapted to machine
milking. Alternate nan and machine
methods of milking have a detrimental
effect upon the flow. Manipulation OF
the uddCr is absolutely necessary in
some instances before all the milk can
be drawn by the machine. One man
operating one machine can milk about
the same number of COWS i'll an hour
as one milking by hand. Two men
operating four machines can practl-
cally do the work of three mel milk
ing by hand. Two operators with 1our
machines MIXED twcnty-four COWS in
an hour. 1t is necessary to thoroughly
wash and boil the milking machhe
parts after each usage in order to pro-
duce milk with AS low bacterial CON
tent as that resulting from careful
methods of hand milkinS.-Denver
Field and Farm.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE
OF Painting Requirements Will Save
Much Expense.

Much Expense.
When one sees the surface of n house
or other building scaling, or pceling,
other symptoms of paint "diSease,' 1t
is evident that II poor painter has been
on the job. or that Door paint was used
Or possibly that a good painter has
been dominated by Il property-owner
who knew nothing about paint.
1t is an easy matter to be Informed
on paint and painting. A complete
painting guide, including a book of
color schemes. either for exterior OF
Observation-Disclosures for all kinds OF
painting-and an instrument for de
tcrtiug ndulterAtiOn in paint material
with directions for using it, may be hnC
free by writing National Lead Com
pany. 1902 Trinity Bldg. New York
City. and asking for li"useowner''
Painting Outfit No. 10.
Then. every hOuSeoWncr should make
it a point to get only Woll-knOwn reli
able brands in buying his materials
Pure white lead is especially important
or the paint will not prove satisfactory
The famous "Dutrh Boy Painter" trade
mark OF National Lead Company. the
largest makers of pure white irid, i,
an absolute guarantee Of til" purity anC
quality of the white lead sold nUdcT it
That trademark is a safeguard agulns'
paint trouble.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
Mnrhle Cake.

Ii@ht-Onc cup of sugar, half Il cur
each Of butter and milk, the whites
Of three eggs. two cups vi flour. ono
and Il half teaspoons of baking powder.
DHrk-llalf a cup each of brown
sugar and molass"s, onc-fourth cup
each Of butter and milk. two cups Of
flour. the yolkS Of three eggs, one and
ono-haif ~teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der, three teaspoonfuls Of ground mix
ed spices. Put the batter into the tin
IN alternative layers.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
what n Former Gregg Farmer
Thinks of Western Canada.

what n FOrmcr Oregon Farmer
Thinks of Western Canada.
Albert Nelson left Benton County,
Oregon. in September, 1904, for the
great Canadian prairies. To quote
from his letter: I was greatly sur
priscd TO find such an immense stretch
of rich virgin prairie still almost I'M
occupied in the very heart Of North
America. The splendid crops of oats,
wheat, barley. potatoes and hay I be-
held in the settlements made me very
eager for a piece of this rich soil, and
l soon located in the Goose Lake cOun-
try. We have here a great stretch of
the rich deep clay loan Of the Sas-
katchewan-a soil heavy and hard to
break, but particularly well adapted for
the retention of moisture and prOduc-
ton of the bright No. | hard wheat,
and great crops of oats, barley, flax II
potatoes. l had 60 bushels of oats
weighing IA pounds to the bushel per
acre. Some Of my neighbors had still
greater yield. Wheat yielded from 20
to 80 bushels per acre. We nave all
done well here, and I could name many
Americans who came here with means
to go ahead. who have done big al
ready. For homCst9adS n has to 20
further west, but the best prairie can
be bought here for from 81 to SIG
per acre. The climate is dry and
healthy. This is the regular Saskatch-
evan fall weather frosty nights and
bright sunny ~dayS-ideal for t~hreshlng
and hauling out of wheat. The trails
are dusty, as thousands Of wheat teams
are moving towards the elevators.
The sight of it makes one stop and
WOnde what it will be in Il few years
when the immense p~rairies get under
cultivation. Heavy snowfall is the ex-
ception here. Snow generally falls i'll
December and goes off in March. 1t
sometimes gets very cold, but the Sas-
katchewan farmer does not fear the
cold. Winter is his season of rest. The
first or second crop he builds "A com-
Portable house for himself, and warm
stables for his horses. He need not,
like some. be poking about in the mud
all winter attending a few beasts for
n livelihood.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
Peat for Fuel.

The United States government,
through the Geological Survey, is EN-
deavoring to work up interest in the
subject of peat as Il fuel, and it Is
claimed that gas made from peat com
prisns a fuel thai is cheaper han the
mower of Niagara Falls. There are
between 1000 and 5000 square miles
of peat in the western part of New
York which is now regarded as worth
less, and it is the object of the gov
eminent officials to make this and
other similar lands productive.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Hogs like salt. and too much salt
will Kill them. Being hogs they do not
always know when they have had
enough. If mixed with ashes. or ashes
and sulphur. and deposited in piles no
danger need be feared unless they are
ravenous for salt from long continued
deprivation. But if o give chem
brine from the meat barrel in free
doses you might as we'll give them ar
senic. Meat brine is II of tile hog
Doisons. Cottonseed is another, but
why no man knoweth. The latter is a
slow poison for hogs, yet Il good food
'Or cattle.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

BY a novel process of preserving,
eggs six months old are made to RETAIN
their new laid" freshness. Inc pro-
cess has been developed by a firm OF
English importers, acting on the theory
that an egg decomposes owing to tho
entrance of bacteria through the shell.
Tho eggs are thoroughly cleansed ana
disinfectcd and then Immersed in a
vessel Of hot paratlin wax in vacuum.
The air in the shell is extracted by lhe
vacuum and atmospheric pressure Is
then allowed to enter the vessel, when
the hot wax is forced into the pores
of the shell. which thus hermetincally
seals it. Evaporation of the contents
of the eggs. which has a harmful eff
feet. is thereby prevented and the egg
IS practically sterile.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
Short Suggestions

'AAVAe
Scaling fish is easier if first dipped in
boiling water.
Do not put turnips on to cook in
large pieces. 1t only wastes fuel.
A little Kerosene added to the wash
water is said to make he clothes extra
white.
Apples corcd for baking are delicious
filled with ran marmalade and a
little butter and sugar.
To scour brass, dip half a lemon in
table salt M rub over the surface.
Rinse Off in clea rwater and rub dry.
To restore discoloret ivory, paint it
with spirits of ]turpentine and lay it in
the sunshine for two or three days.
Save the water in which potatoes
have been boiled and use it to wash
furnished brass. 1t will come out as
bright as new,
A delicious salad may be made of
grapefruit pulp, white grapes and stalks
of romaine, dressed with Oil and vine
gar and sweetened slightly.
Chestnuts have considerable food
value. The boiled Ind mashed pulp
may be used as one would use meat or
vegetables, even c~roquettes being made
of it.
A good silence cloth for the dining
table can be made with a double thick
ness of white flannel laid with the soft
side on the inside and quilted on the
machine; edge with a binding of white
tape.
If one wishes a little stiffness in the
veil which is being washed add a tiny
bit of sugar to the rinsing water. TheI
stretch the filmy substance in a doc
way, where it will have a free current
of air as it dries.
After washing lace curtains lay a
blanket on the floor in some empty
room, spread the curtains on the
blanket, stretching them carefully, and
they will keep their place without any
f~astenipgs until dried.
To take old stains from marble, mix
one gill of soapsuds and oxgall and half
a gill of turpentine, and as much
fuller's earth is will make a paste, and
rub it on b stains. Leave it on for
a few days and her wipe of.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
PE-RU-N MA
For Cramps in tho stomach of Six Years
Standing.

For Cramps in the of Six Years
Standing.
81 was troubled with cramps in the
stomach for six years. tried many
kinds of medicine, also was treated
by three doctors.
"TheY said that | had dys-
pepsia. took the medicine for two
years, then got sick again and gave
up all hopes Of getting cured.
81 saw testimonial Of a man whose
case was similar to mine, being cured
by Peruna, SO thought would give 1t
a trial. procured a bottle at once,
and commenced taking it.
81 have taken nineteen bottles, and
am entirely cured. ! believe Peruna
;s all that is claimed for it.'-Mrs. y.
c. Jamison, 81 Marchant ST., Watson
Vile, Cal.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Laura" said Mr.. Ferguson, laying
aside his hat and overcoat, Il saw the
worst train wreck half an hour ago l
ever saw in my life"
"Were you in it, George?" asked Mrs,
Ferguson. turning pale.
NO. but | helped to put out the
blaze"
The blaze? Dld the train take hrc"'
Yes, and it burned fercely."
How did it happen, and where?'
I'm a fashionable restaurant. Society
woman accidentally stepped Oh a match
20. you wretch ,'-Chicago Tribune.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
OnlcIatS.

Beat two eggs, add two cups of milk
two level t~cnspoonfuls Of cor starch.
Il pinch Of salt. and some minced larS-
ley. Heat the frying pan and grease it
well with butter. p0ur in just enough
of the mixture to cover the surface of
the pan, surprising your pan to be
small. When the omcIct has become
set, rOl! over and serve. glrnisl"d with
parsley. Pour in another until all the
mixture is cooked.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

A novel cur for nau@htinpsS and
general perverSenrss IS ndv"cateh Ivy
DR.. Ebert LludOne, Il noted authority
on child culture. lie maintains that Il
few shocks of electricity, judiciously
applied, are the most effective means
of punishment. In II instance a child
of > years was effectually cured of OBJ
stinacy after three days treatment by
this means.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
Candy.

Crate the meat of a cocoanut ana
have ready two pounds of graduated
sugar and the beaten whites of two
eggs. also the milk of the c%OcOanut.
Mix thcm all Together and make into
small cakes. In Il short time the candy
will be sufficiently dry to eat.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Why agriculture. the first industry
10 be learned and 50 obviously The most
fundamental, was the last to be de
.erieS OF history. one marvclS 1T i
lfrCSh as one stands before Il certain
glass case in tn" Egyptian quarter Of
he British Museum. wherein is Il lit
lie group of farm utpnSilS-a fractured
wooden pillow Il ruStrd sickle. two
sticks tied together with Il leathcrn
hong and several tn&SelS that had
lung on the horns of oxen. To be
sure. these implements were used 5000
years Ago--they were found in the
,omh Of SCti I.-hut one remembers
hat when Egypt WAS using these
oarbariAnS about her. she had a most
elaborate government. an army and
~ ~ and art and literature.
The records and relics Of other ma
ions down through history show tn"
same strange iucumgruity. For thou
sands of years the wise men of tn"
world absolutely ignored Il" problems
of the farm. \ fnrmrr remained either
Il serf or n tenant. lie was Il stOlid
drudge -"hrOthrr to the on" Even the
mlsterful old pilgrims fathers had no
ploWs at all -nuihing but hoes and
of their pioneering. And therefore for
thousands Of years there was hunger
Journal OF Agriculture.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
No Wonder She's Cross.

The woman who has IA thousand pet
ty cares and annOyanceS while she u
frrs with headache or Sideaclle mus
not be blamed if she cannot always bt
aurclicallv amiable. What h needs
is thoughtfulnesS from her family an'
such Il simple and natural remedy n
Lanes Family Medicine, the herb tie;
that makes weak womcn strong ant
we'll. Sold by druggists and dealers
2Jc.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

Layers of thinly sliced raw potatoes
alternately with layers of thinly sliced
onion. onion on top to prevent the po-
tato from turning brown. Season each
layer. Fill one-fOurth of the baking
dish with water. Put a tablespoonful
of nice pork dripping in little dabs all
over the top. Cover Il bake for
thirty minutes.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

A reliable barometer has been manu-
featured out of gingerbread. When
it is fair the gingerbread is crisp, but
when it is going to rain the "baroulc-
ter" is soft and Spnngy. Its designer
doesn't tell what to do with the gin
gerhrcad when it grows stale, but he
probably eats it before then.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
Home Tonic for OlE FcopIe.

Wonderful results. eventually restr-
ing full physical vigor. are obtained
from the following: To opc-half pint
good whiskcy. add one uncp syrup sar-
saparilla and one ounce Toris com
pound. which can be procured from any
druggist. Take in ~teaspoouful doses
before each meal and before r~etfrin.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

You will be glad TO know Lanes Pleas
ant Tablets Iaxative) will stop in an honr
Il cold that could not be warded off by any
thing else. They will always break up a
cold almost Immediately. Druggists and
dealers sell them nt25 cts. n box. Orator f.
Woodward. lie Roy. n. y. Sample free.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

One of the most popular breeds OF chickens for general utility is the
White Wyanlotte. The birds OF this strain ARE smaller than the Plymouth
Rock, but are equally rapid growing Good layers and fine market fowls
Ickn ducks excel all other breeds both for eggs Inc flesh o raise ducks
successfully and make Il profit both from eggs and young ducklinss, the
stock birds should be young-as fan as possible March Matched birds and
never more than w years old. The Light Frahnmsa are the oldest M per
haps the best known of the archaeological chickens Size is The quality
that recommends this breed. Where large md slowly Maturing WI are
desired the Iight Irahna has n superior:
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
Color

About five persons in every hundred
ness, if only to a slight degree. Of the
sexes. fifty men are afflicted to every
frur women.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
EARLY TOmnturS.

A truck gardener tells that this IS
the way he raised early tomatoes: lie
took a dry goods box ; by > feet and
$ inches deep. In each corner of the
box he set Il piece of pinch pipe. so
that he could water the plants from
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

In one year the bees sent to market
a crop of honey WORTH nearly as much
as the barley crop three times as much
as the buckwIleat crop; $6.000,G0O
greater thar the rye crop. and nearly
10000 COZ greater ttriE the rice crop.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02
4 Stu5y of Results.

There is very little real whisky
sait: the food expert. sOlemnly.
"perhapS." answered the police mag
istrate. hut that doesn't convince me
that the cases of intoXicatiOn brought
10 my attention are only iniitations.'-
Washington Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-04-02

whats the matter, old MANI
The matter, George, is that my gas
bills are growing bigger and bigger every
month"
NO wonder, Johnny: your wife has to
sit up so late at night waiting for you to
come nome"