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The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
Handkerchief BOYS.

On cold and windy days the boys
who sell the handkerchiefs do thirty.
ing business on the Bowery, says the
New York Times. They stand on the
corners in the same way that the flow
err boys do on Twenty,third street. 81.
lently holding about four dozen hand.
kerchiefs, which they sell at n cent
apiece. 1t is very cheap for handker.
chiefs on the Bowery, even where
everything is cheap. and SO men. won.
en- and often children walk up to them
as they go by. pick out II handkerchief,
deposit cent In his small brown
palm, and go on their way.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
The Freedom Of tho Mind.

1t is Of consequence that the notion
OF freedom be within us. 1t does
make a difference. How many pass
life oppressed by the idea
that we are slaves. dominated by en-
and influences that are
fixed. and are no different from tn. in.
animate things about us. 1t makes
a difference II We believe ourselves
not slaves to circumstances, not with
characters inevitably fixed, and can
look into the possibilities of the fu.
tuTe and draw strength from them.
We may then be masters OF life's
Held.-Prof. George II. Palmer.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
RHEUMATISM.

More than nine out Of every ten
cases of Rheumatism are simply rheu.
matism Of the muscles, due to cold or
damp weather or chronic rheuma-
tism. In such cases no internal treat
ment is required. The free applica-
tion of Chamberlain's Liniment Is
all that is needed, and 1t Ia GER
tain to give quick relief. Give 1t
a trial and see for yourself how
quickly 1t relieves the pain and
soreness. Price 25 cents; large size,
80 cents. Sold by Daniels Drug
Store. it's
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

There was no freezing weather last
night and the fruit pulled through
without q bit of injury. In fact the
snow melted rapidly as it fell until
the ground was 80 water soaked that
1t could hold no more moisture and
then the snow accumulated. It was
90 heavy on the trees this morning
that the limbs were bowed almost to
the ground with 80 much weight
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
American wive. Of roreIsn NobIemen.

American Wives Of Foreign Nobie,nen.
Altogether there are 20 American
princesscs. six American duchesses, 72
American baroncsses. 90 American
countesses. IA American mnrouises. IS
American visccuntesscs. 80 American
wives OF baronets and more thnn two
hundred American wives Of knights,
chcvnliers and other small fry OF tho
European aristocracy. This makes
nearly Ave hundred American wives OF
foreign noblemen. or the 500 moro
than two hundred have beon divorced
from their husbands or live apart.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

At the annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Keystone OIL company
held In the Lennox hotel yesterday
afternoon. the following directors
were elected for the ensuing year:
D.A. Oolburn and DR.. D. A. Goorish
Of Denver; II. o. Prentice and N. A.
Mulvaney Of Cripple Greek and Ed
ward John of this oity. These direc-
tors will hold meeting subject to the
the call of the secretary Of the com.
any in the near future, to elect o fiji
GERS. And at shat meeting the ques-
tion of drilling more wells and other.
wise pushing the affairs Of the COM
pany. will be taken up.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

The Masons had big time last
night. Rev. A. G. Van Haafton,
Of India, who has preached several
times In the churches here, addresse
the members and delighted them with
his flow of English oratory. Mr..
Haafton speaks English fluently
There were Masonic visitors from
other towns In the county. and the y
were all highly pleased. A light
lunch was served. Rev. Van Haafton
Is member of the Masonic order In
his native country, and also in the
United States
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
EIGHTH EXHIBITOR.

Venice, Italy. April 2s-The eighth
International art exhibition opened to
day and will continue until Octo.
ber 81. The most celebrated artists
in Europe are represented and the
paintings Of many Americans are
seen on the walls.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

Charles l. Brewer, who Is directin 8
the rehearsals for the coming produc-
tion Of the Elks' play, 1.-THE Parish
Priest" informs US that the cast Ia
showing unusual interest and deci ded
ability 10 their various parts. and
without o doubt this will be one Of
the most successful theatrical events
yet seen in this city. Rehearsals are
being held mighty and splendid pro-
gress Is being made. F
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

. Manager Houston Is looking for
ward to q packed house for she van.
deville show tonight. Tho attraction
will be the Lukins dog and pony
show and 1t is said to be one Of the
biggest vaudeville attractions in this
western country. The price Of i'd.
mission will be ten and twenty cents.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

f. K. Kpoch and wife left on No.
10 this morning for Denver whore
they will stay two or three days on
business and pleasure.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
1ribuneTlasyHdy
WANTED

Wanted-Highest prioo paid for
all kinds of junk, hides and furs.
rncks' eto. eto. Barney Ginsberg
Phone Florence ~. 53.tf
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

The members of Florence Circle
No 50. Women Of woodcraft have re-
oeived an invitation from the Canon
City, camp to pay them visit on
the night Of May tenth. The bid
has been accepted and the members
will attend In a body. The local
camp is prosperous, initiating new
members at almost every meeting.
The next meeting will be tomorrow
night and there will be the initia-
tory work to confer. A little pro.
gram has been arranged and a gener-
al good time is planned for.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
John Blunt Of Portland was In
the city last evening.

Mrs. Robert Locke 10 entertaining
this afternoon the Woman,s Home
Missionary society Of tho Methodist
ohuroh. Rev. Van Haafton addressed
the meeting.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
JorrINos ABOUT TOWN
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

George Liggett has moved into the
Lindems n terrace ut the corner Of
Fifth and Petroleum.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

WAnted-Family wash ing by the
dozen. Lille Mead, GIT Galena
avenue. 4i-b5
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

Try advertising your wants In Tho
Tribune's classified department.
Somebody wants tho very thing you
have for sale.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

WAatsd-CleAn cotton rags for wip.
ing presses. The Tribune.
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

For Salo-Lot 8, block l8. in the
town Of Coal Crock. Cheap II taken
at once Soc CD. Williamsat Trib.
une office. Florence. Colo. w3t
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

For Sals-Cut flowers. Orders taken
and flowers delivered. ia MoCand.
less Ave. phone East 1S9. 45-5Ox
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

To Rent-Lsige front room furnish
cd. Steam heat. Apply 1870 W.
Main st. Reasonable rent. 40.45
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22
ro RENT

To Ront-Six room brick house with
good barn, 2l9 East Fourth street
el2 per month. Barney Ginsberg.
20
The daily tribune., 1909-04-22

RAMSEY MCGUIRE MERCANTILE CO.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
MEN WHO KNEW WHEN TO QUIT
Financial Giants Who Did Not Play
the Game Till Ii Killed Them

Financial Giants Who Did Not Play
the Game Till 1t Killed Them.
A comment not infreQuently heard
in Wall street runs thus: John D.
Rockefeller was the wisest of them
all. He knew when to quit" So did
Andrew Carnegie. So, more recently,
did James Stillman. H. H. Rogers
was trying to throw off his harness
when struck down.
The New York Journal of Commerce
says the two grand old men in the
financial world whose health never
seems to trouble them are ]. P. Nor.
gan and James ]. HILL Neither Ia
ever reported as suffering from nerv.
Gus breakdown or as being compelled
to visit the spas Of Europe. These
two old friends and associates jog
along quietly but very effectively year
after year, doing big things without
permitting these big things to undo
them.
Mr.. Morgan does not believe in re-
firing altogether from business as In
many cases that have come under his
observation retirement has been fol.
lowed by the tortures of ennui and a
speedy end. Mr.. Hill few years age
turned over many of his duties to his
son, Louis but he still retains enough
offices to keep his mind from becom.
ing rusty. yet not enough to prevent
him from taking an enlightened part
In the discussion and solution of large
public problems, agricultural, econ
omic, political and financial.
Americas proud boast that she has
no leisure class may hereafter h
slightly modified, as our greatest men
of affairs are beginning to realize thai
the making of money and the inces
SAINT fight for power are not the be
all and end-all of life.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
OnomatOpOeIIc.

One of the charms of music is that
the musically uneducated person does
not have to understand" it. With
Initiative" music, however. the case
Is quite different. and every passage
has either an obvious or a thinly con-
eealed meaning. Occasionally 1t is hard
to decipher certain unusual noises, as
the following story from Fliegende
Blaetter indicates:
The composer had just played his
last piece to his friend, the critic
Very fine, indeed" said the critic
But what is that passage which
makes the cold chills run down the
back?"
"Oh," returned the composer, that is
where the wanderer has the hotel bill
brought to him"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
A Useful Remedy.

Little Jamie. aged 3. was playing
with his little friend, Jack. At the
time jamie chanced to have a rather
heavy cold and was sneezing quite
often. Jacks mother heard him sew
sral times and sympathetically asked:
why. Jamie, what cold you have!
Doesn't your mother give you any
thing for it?" Yes. ma'am," Jamie
very respectfully answered. "she gives
me clean handkerchief" whereupon
he produced the prescribed remedy"
The Delineator
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
A Real Consolation,

Little Molly's father can't quite see
where Molly got her information. One
day when her unmarried aunt was Wis
iting at the house Molly became i'm
pressed with her aunt's solitary state
Haven't you any husband, Aun
Molly?" she asked. Aunt Molly's pre-
tended grief over the fact that she was
husbandless was so real to Molly tha
she undertook the task of consolation
Never mind, dear Aunt Molly. hus
bands scold."-The Delineatnr.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
WHEN FATHER KNOWS TT ALI.

When comp'ny comes to our place
That's when dads mouth sets the
pace
You ought to hear him talk!
He reels off stuff on freight car loads
On weather signs and brick-paved
roads,
An billiard chalk.
He'll speak of baseball. congress, soil
The price O. meat an lawnmower oil
An add some more
About the life on Mars, an auto tires
An how to put out coal mine fires,
When once he has the floor.
Things we thought he didn't know
OFF h'~ 'on"ue iue+ eeorN n flow
AS slick as candle grease;
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Charley and His Hands.

you say your husband occasionally
consults a palmist?"
YES" answered young Mrs. Tor
kins. you see, Charley plays cards a
great deal"
But he isn't so superstitious as to
think he can foretell his luck?"
mo. He takes 1t for granted that
his luck will be bad. But he says it's
worth the money to have somebody
tell him he has hand worth looking
at."-Washington Star.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

Once when Lionel Brough gave his
humorous entertainment at a northern
lunatic asylum he spent the hour he
had to wait for his train in playing
one of the inmates, harmless old gen.
tleman, a game of billiards.
Mr.. Brough offered the patient 40 In
100, and was beaten easily.
IF you go about giving odds like
that" said the patient. they'll put
you in here with me."-London Opin-
ion
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
An Anntomical Location.

McMurf met Pleader, the lawyer, not
long ago. "Ah." said he, you're just
the man I've been looking for for a
week. 1 went over to your Office, but
found you'd moved"
Eyes, I'm block around the corner
now" said Pleader. "a dentist has
my old place"
"So?" ventured McMurk. "Then
after this when we want our teeth
pulled we'll have to go where we used
to get our legs pulled."-New York
Times.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Some sntisfaction.

Safe in his mountain retreat, the
train robber opened the bag of coin he
had secured at the cost of SO much
trouble and danger.
1t contained nothing but Lincoln pen
niles.
WELL" he said, as he took one of
them between his thumb and finger and
gazed at the rugged profile on the coin,
Il never voted fur i'm, an I'm burned
glad of It now!"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
COUGHED ALL NIGHT
Till This Recipe Was Tried. Cure Fol
lowed in Five Hours.

A prominent medical man who suffered with
a severe cough and cold on the lungs, often being
kept awake all night, and weakened by loss of
sleep finally discovered a simple formula which
will cure any cough in five hours by the clock 1t
is laxative tonic cough syrup which can be made
at home by any one and the formula is here given
for the benefit of those who pass seepless nights
in pain ul paroxysms. Those who have tried it say
1t is magical and beats any high-priced slow-act-
ing cough medicine ever sold.
Mix in bottle. one-half ounce fluid wild cherry
bark. one ounce compound essence cardiol and
three ounces syrup white pine compound. Take
twenty drops every half hour for four hours.
Then take one-half to one teaspoonful three or
four times day. Give children less according to
age. This will tone up and rid the system of
deep-seated COT CHS every time.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

The general consulted the topo-
graphical chart. You understand
colonel" he said, that this charge or
the enemy's fortification necessitates
the most reckless disregard for human
life?" Il understand, general" the
colonel replied. "The forlorn hope thai
leads the movement will be composed
exclusively of amateur chauffeurs."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

Schiller in his esthetical and philo
sophical essays wrote that Beauty
alone confers happiness on ALL" thai
under its influence men forget theh
limitations Happiness is our beingi
end and aim. And without beauty ever
happiness in its perfect Towering h
impossible
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
He Did.

I'VE are told" said the Sunday
school teacher, that we should love
our neighbor Now, who is your neigh
Dor, Tommy?"
But Tommy Tucker merely blushed
hung his head, and said nothing. He
didn't want to tell the little girls
name.-Chicago Tribune.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
He Didn't Propose.

The girl thought she would try d
little strategy.
'Mr. Slowfellow," asked she, don't
you think two can live as cheaply as
one?"
Nothing to it," was the prompt
reply. my chum and l tried 1t once.
Kept bachelors hall in a fat. Louis.
ville Courier-J Journal.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Consistent.

Senator, may l ask what you real
iy think of the new tariff"
"As to that, young man, must re-
fer you to my record"
But you haven't any record, Sena-
tor. You voted on both sides of the
question"
Then I should probably talk on both
sides Of it. Good morning."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Som et hing New.

Eyes, he is established in Washing
ton now at the head of a flourishing
arrangement bureau"
"What sort of bureau?"
"Why, it's something entirely new.
II takes charge Of the cases of dis.
missed West Pointers and arranges for
iheir reinstatement" nt."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
So IIelpful.

Cant we instruct the poor abou,
how to live properly and improve their
general condition."
"Why, certainly we can. Let us get
up a series of lectures at one OF
the fashionable hotels. louisville
Courier Journal.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Supreme Test.

There" remarked the dentist as he
took off the rubber dam, you'll never
thew on piece Of beefsteak tough
enough to loosen that filling"
But. DOCTOR" queried the sweet
young thing with the tooth equally
sweet, will It stay in when eat cara
mels and molasses candy?"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Sellers.

what do you consider the best of
all the so-called best sellersT" in
quired the caller
well, I have always liked old Col.
Mulberry better than any of the 9TH
ers," answered the information editor,
turning again to his work.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Took Him for Tom,

TOOK MIN 1Or rom.
George Moore, the author Of Esther
Waters, likes to talk" said magazine
editor of New York, "about his own
obscurity, very obscure. Lunching
with me one day at Claridge's, he said
he had recently met young American
girl whose warm praise had pleased
him much
"'We think heap Of your writings
out Kansas way, Mr.. Moore the young
girl said.
"'How iolly!' cried the novelist.
And what story of mine do the good
people of Kansas like best?
"'Oh, Lalla Rookh. far and awayl'
said She
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

There is a union of hatmakers at
lie Mans, France, in which the Offices
of president, vice president, secretary
and treasurer are held by one man.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Had Bought Lightning Rods.

Hotel Clerk-Just sign your name
please. The other guests would lik,
to register" Don't you hurry me
young man. I don't sign nothin' tha'
! amt read carefully"-Life.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

He gives the cure for roup in hens,
The principles O. fountain pens,
Why Russhyer wanted peace,
When Roosevelt's due to come back
home,
The best points in an art glass dome
Or real estate affairs.
Why women spend too much on dress
The proper moves in games O. chess
An breedin' Belgian hares.
Then, well warmed up. he'll turn tc
beans,
An life on board the submarines,
Or 'splain the income tax,
An how to judge good fishin' lines
An diffrent kinds O. foreign wines
An state a million facts.
Everything he says has points to It,
Even his jokes and streaks O. wit
When comp'nys at our house;
Though when there amt, he don't say
much,
An keeps his face closed round oul
hutch
AS quiet as a mouse.
It's when there's visitors to listen
That he cuts loose with that gal
o'his'n,
An never gets a call.
But often I see ma just grin
Like she was holdin' someth'n' IN
When father knows 1t all.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Confidence of Genius.

you say your dirigible balloon is
q success?"
'Yes," answered the inventor.
"But 1t came down to the earth with
q terrible bump"
"True. But 1t hit very close to the
spot I was aiming at"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

The right hand, which is more SEN
sitive to the touch than the left, is less
sensitive than the latter to the effect
Of heat and cold.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
BiIiousness

"I have used your valuable Cascarets
and find them perfect. Couldn't do
without them. 1 have used them for
some time for indigestion and biliousness
and am now completely cured. Recon-
mend them to everyone. Once tried, you
will never be without them in the
family. Ed ward A. Marx, Albany, ny.
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent Taste Good.
Do Good Never Scken. Weaken or Gripe.
l0c, 25c, Soc. Never sold In bulk The gen.
une tablet stamped c &C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 929
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Avoid Your Friends.

II hear you spent your vacation with
friends" I'VE were friends during the
first week."-Louisville Courier jour
nal.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

The Greeks were entering Troy on
the wooden horse.
''The first JOY ride" they chortled.
Then the slaughter commenced
New York Sun.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

$50 you were deeply touched by the
poem young Mr.. Guffsum wrote to
you?"
"Yes," answered Maymie.
"But 1t was not a good poem."
"I don't care. 1t was just as much
trouble for him to write 1t as If he
had been Shakespeare. Washington
Star.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

Here is an expression that should
be called in: "He has made mistakes.
but who has not?"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
Ailments of Men
Happily Overcome
SUCCESSFULLY TRIED BY
MANY.

Undoubtedly the following prescription
will work wonders for that great class of
men who. through dissipation of their
natural strength, find themselves in their
second childhood" long before the three
score and ten allotted to life's pleasures
and enjoyments are reaceed.
1t is presumed to be infallible, and
highly efficient in quickly restoring in
nervous exhaustion" weak vitality, mel
ancholia and the functions
First get fifty cents worth of COM
pound fluid balmwort in a one-ounce pack
age, and three ounces syrup sarsaparilla
compound; take home, mix and let stand
two hours: then get one ounce compound
essence cardiol and one ounce ticture
cadomene compound mot cardamom) Mix
all in a six or eight ounce bottle, shake
well, and take one teapoonful after
each meal and one when retiring, fol-
lowed by drink of water.
By mixing it at home no man need be
the wiser as to another's shortcomings,
and expensive fees are avoided.
Lack of poise and equilibrium in men is
a constant source of embarrassment even
when the public least suspects it. For the
benefit of those who want restoration to
full bounding health, and all the happi-
ness accompanying it, the above home
treatment is given. 1t contains no OPT
ates or habit-formng drugs whatever
Mix it at home and no one will be the wiser
as to your affliction.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

AS we now make our new Hair Vigor il
does not have the slightest effect upon
the color OF the hair You may use il
freely and for any length Of time with
out fear OF changing the color. Stops
falling hair. Cures dandruff.
-Made by the j. c. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19
SAVES TIME. LABOR AND CLOTHES

Electric Laundry Compound washes clothes
without rubbing. No lime lye or acids. Eight
washings. 25 cts. Money back If not satisfied
ELECTRIC COMPOUND co.. 822 South Spring st. Los Angeles Cal
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

People are never stingy with things
thsy don't want
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-19

WHY suffer with eye troubles, quick
relief from using PETTIT'S EYE
SALVE 25c. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-11-18
Temperature RepOrt

Yesterdays hourly temperature
record at the weather bureau office
was as follows.