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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES

The cadet work is now being conducted
in earnest ana before the close of the
month tho recruits will be in condition
10 begin the winter work in the gymna-
slum The appointments of the nOu-C com
missioned officers win not be made for
some time but tic men for the majority
pointmcnt OF N second lieutenant of COM
pany + is still 10 be made. Captain
Webb expects 10 add wall scaling 10 the
list of outdoor work and will commence
the erection OF a wall the first OF this
week, II will bc about forty feet long
and ten feet high
Two moro football players won their
athletic lettcr in the Saturday morning
game against the ogden High school
Thcy are Frank Wallace and RcYc Will
srnscn.
The rivalry between the salt Lake high
school and the Ogden high school is in
tense and the greatest Of interest is taken
in the athletic contests between the two
schools. The local school may hold an
assembly today.
Editor Earnest Quavlc announces that
bcr of tho Red and Black must he handed
i'll before The close Of ten DAYS. that The
paper may bc published before the hcli-
days.
The high school campus is Of black soil
with = great number of rocks mixed in
and as the football teams play the rocks
arc dislodgcd and make practice danger
Gus Coach Conrill will ask the boys of
the school 70 turn out in Il bunch and
gather up all tho loose rocks
Tho thiui month OF school viii begin
today aud the students start with clean
record in all classes The past months
marks have been turned in and in case
OF failure no chance will bc given To make
up work
As yet nothing had been done TO organ
izc a high school band, but Captain Webb
and Professor Christensen viii set about
tho task ths week The majority OF last
years boys viii not play this year. so
ii will bc necessary 10 ill the vacant
places with nov students
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

Can't look well. cat well or feel well
with impure blood feeding your body.
Keep tile blood pure with Buroock Blood
Bittcrs. E.nt simply. take exercise. keep
clean and you will have long life
Hives. eczema. itch or salt rheum sets
Won crazy. Can't bear the touch OF your
clothinf: Doan's Ointment cures the most
obstinate cases. Why suffer. All drug
Gists sell it,
Don't use harsh physics. The reaction
wcaiiens the bowels leads TO chronic con-
stipation. Get Doan's ReEue,s. They
operate easily, tone the stomach, cure
constipation,
MY child was burned terribly about
the face, mock and chest. / applied Or.
and The child sank Into Il rastfu sleep"
Mrs. Nancy NJ. Hanson, Hamburg. n.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

do not elect me and tic my
hands with an opposing Coun-
ciI," is Mayor Bransford's ap-
peal to the progressive men
and women of Salt Lake. The
Mayor knows how helpless he
would be to carry out the pub
lie wish if handicapped by a
reactiOnary Council.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

LIMBURGER CHEESE CURES CANCER.

ties, The lactil bug girds up his loins,
buckles on bis armor and goes after that
putrefactive germ like Joseph f. after
Brigham Roberts. There 5 nothing to
it but the lactil germ. He's The favor
lie in the betting and he s safo> TO PLAY
clean across the board He always
wins. The p. Z. puts up struggle for
a minute, but the /. .. always has him
going from the first round The lactjI
bug is q kind old soul and doesn I c1-
tend his warfare to the human sys-
ten, but passes on about his own bust
ness after having closed the incident
with the putrefactivc kazaz. That IS
how cheese helps, so they say.
Once on time, they say. there was
n man in Provo (tbcre have been lot
of them since, and many more that
ought TO bc)-but, anyway, there was
a man in Provo. He had inherited from
his father and his father from his grand
father n cure for cancer, He was 90
ing to will this marvellous knowledge to
his posterity, or some of 1T. at least,
but he died, and the secret was lost
There ~ no record of how many cancer
patients the man who was once in
Provo cured. but 1t WAS a mighty sight,
even more than Mr. Schuch's hundred
and fourteen that he has safely captive
in cute little buttles on shelves in his
office.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01
RATES For MONEY
SHOW RELAXATION
Stock Market Responds TO Re-
lief From Pressure and
Becomes Stronger.
IMPORTANCE ATTACHES
TO COPPER SECURITIES
Speculation on Future of Haw-
ley'S Projects Has Effect:
Cotton Restless.

NEW YORK. oct. 31.-The relaxed
tone OF the money market In New York
last week cleared the speculative atmo-
sphere TO some extent and the stock
market emerged through u period of un-
certainty and irrcgulaIlty. into substau-
iisl recovery. The determination OF the
directors Of the Imperial Bank OF Ger
many 10 leave the minimum discount rate
unchanged at per cent was the initial
factor In imparung renewed confidence
over The international money market.
y statement bN The bank of France was
2 potent influence in the same direction
not only in lis assertion of the willing
Ecs5 oi thut institution to loan gold To
Tie Bank OF England on the same terms
rs In 1907, IN case Of necessity. but in
It's expressed opinion that the situation
called for no such measure.
The Bank OF England, under these cir
cUmstanccs, contcutod itself with lesser
discount rate tl,an that of the week be-
fore and relFaincd from further advanc-
ing tnc rates The money market in
New York was sensibly relaxed
Industrial Activity Helps.
\ substantial relief to the New York
money market was afforded by tho pac-
ins IN Paris OF large blocks nf New York
revenue warrants. which served To meet
maturitics OF similar warrants coming due
ON November /. and held in large amounts
by foreign Investors.
Revived speculation owed no small part,
also. 10 industrial considerations.
The nrst impression made hy the quar-
tyrly report OF the steel corporation was
ono of disappointment. In the maturcr
consideration, however. the uuilllcd orders
tonnage wus poiutcd 10 rs favorable
condition. rather than a cause Tor dis
appointment. since IT, Indicated the eN-
tent 10 which heavy production had kent
pace with new orders.
Copper Securities Stronger.
Some special significance was attached
To- The ncw strength manifested by cop
per securities
ono Uf tie Contributovv influences in
thc weeks stock market was the re-
yjysl al railroad deal rumors. especially
concerning the supposed future projects
ot Edwin ilJwley.
The excited speculation in Tho cotton
market. the high price for that staple and
the widespread movement toward a cur
taiincnt OF output which was followed
among SpiHucrs not only in this country
hut also III England, was regarded rs a
distinctly adverse factor.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

priceless hmbur - Dut c hmaD
ger? %%ouH % 90 l'y. wi'iinG1S ~ hS,
NJ. o,.t, could have all the
WI. SCh"Ih sdHs' IN ID II rser his
by inference at heart desired
least. that people
who eat plenty Of cheese are not likely
to have cancer. This is TO be believed.
FOR the patrons of the free lunch
counter, where cheese IN various stages
of decomposition Is the staple article
of diet, seldom have cancer.
Also there is another phase There
arc those who long and yearn for Inn
burger who have ii not. A venture is
that Dutchman would be willing 10
have cancer il he could have limburgcr
TO his heart Is content
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01
ONLY $500
To Chicago and Return,

November rs and IL, via Oregon Short
Line, for UNITED STATES LAND
AND IRRIGATION EXPOSITION. No.
30 10 December 4, and INTER
LIVESTOCK EXPOSE.
TION, November 27 to December ID,
Limit December 10. City Ticket Office.
LNl Main SLreeI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

~ cred il in Denver.
LH Tli They are always
~ ~: aifSsveri9s ibiSs in DosSss. sS%s.
| TT 90 They also discov-
g1s-o cred If in Provo,
": many, many years
--sf@-~-~1- ago - before they
A., ,,-,,. discovered ii in
,i,, ~ SE Ynr tH Yin inS, Denver. And that 5
bIrger,'' about the way they
discover everything
in Denyer-loug. long after everybody
has discovered il.
But what is It, that they have dis
covered in Denver? Haven t YOU heard /!
Well, well, IT. nothing more nor less
than q cure for cancer, the genuine
thing in cancer cures, the real Peruvian
doughnuts in dealing death 10 microbes
and fstuff that are responsible for can
ccr. And the discovery is startling.
IT is astonishing, amazing, astounding.
Limburger cheese VIII cure cancer. Fact
they have found IL out in Denver.
in Denver there dwells for the brief
space that it allotted man hero below
Il gentleman by the name of Philip
Schuch. Jr. Mr.. Schuch IS n ''pronii-
mont operator in the Cripple Creek DIS
trict." Furthermore. he is "A chemist.
Moreover, he is independent in means
and has not made his discovery III the
hope Of gain. He merely took day
or after his mother died Of cancer and
discovered the positive crldlrator, IN
order that human kind might he saved
torture and the industry OF profanity
become less active.
AR. Schuch, according 10 n two-col-
umn story in one of the Denver papers,
proved beyond the shadow Of 4 doubt
that hmburgcr or Swiss cheese viii cure
cancer. He has tried it in lii eases
and the canccrs-t that.werc IN these cases
arc safely held captive i'm cute little
bottles on shelves in his Office In add
tiou to llmburgcr cheese. Mr. Schuch
uses '"liauor of lime and sweet milk.
lt doesu e matter TO Mr.. ScbUch
where the cancer is located Ii may be
in the big toe or in the stomach: 1T may
he external or internal. II is all one
4, Mr. Sphuch
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01
Copper Securities Stronger.
Vote fine American ticket and

Vote the American ticket and
let's have good street crossings
as well as good sidewalks. Two
mere years of American rule
Will lit Salt Lake out Of the
mud in every section of the
city.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

limburger. and there abldcs in peace
happiness, and the dwelling place that
he made his home before is desolatc
and bcrcavcd and iuconsolable, for the
life and light of 1t has fled. II withcrs
and dries up and soon is no more. Ism t
if bcrutiGulp
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

But has Mr..
Schuch figured the
cost of limburgcr?
Take a man like
Martin Mulvcy, for
example, vouldn t
it be cheaper in the
long run 10 have
cancer than 10 keep
Martin constantly
supplied with u
half-inch coating Of
priceless limbur.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01
Emigration Canyon Excursions,

On and after November |. 1909, the
passenger cars of the Emigration Can
yon Railroad company will discontinue
their daily service, the cars running only
on Sunday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

Vote early and straight. The
top lever will "dO" the moss
backs as they should be dome
by"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

Not only is Mr..
Schuch s rem g ii Y
sovereign for can
ccr, but as we'll 1t
is ch'icacious in
lcprosv and CON
sumption. lie fails
10 state whether or
moi amputllcd legs
can bc replaced by
the application of Il
slice of limburgcr
cheese 10 5bc cut Oft
portion, but il is
far 10 assume that
- III l.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

MIR. Schuch,s cure but, Oh you Linn
Tor ,.nS, noaSu'"P''"1 70 burger The mi
Hscrc y % n" so rn- crobc may bc in Il
striclod" remote part of The
stomach, and the
stomach may bc covered with Il large
intestine, and tho skin MAY be as tough
as the skin of q rhlnoccros. but the
microbc, like love. will find n way.
He makes his getaway out of the sCum-
ach by scratching, drilling and blast
ing. He swimS the intestine, and when
ne finds Il lead, like they do IN Arctic
exploration, he plunges into the pore
and soon is with his lady love, the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

If tllc cancer
happens 80 he in
the stomach, tor
cXa m = | .. Mr..
'Schuch sim p | Y
piles on layers OF
lmburoCr cheese,
after tho fashion
of PAT Moran lay.
ing asphalt. The
cancer micrOlpc in
the stomach soon
detects the nearby
presence of his
heart s desire and
makes desperate cf-
forts TO reach ii,
saving, as it leaves
its abiding place,
- love my wife.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01


When Mr.. Schuch lands on cancer
Gus paticut. he FIRST finds ont whore
the cancer is-In most eases, he does,
at least, but apparently this is only
a minor detail. When he has located
the cancer he says to It, says he,
'Look here, fcllcr. Won are discovered.
and YOU are lr,' " thc cancer is
on the outside. Mr. Schuoh washes it
4 tremendous number of times with
liquor of limo and sweet milk and then
plastcrs il with choice cuts Of lin
burger. That is comparatively easy.
for cancer hacIlli have IN allcuusum-
ing desire to be with their affinity. the
liuburgcr. Here is how Mr.. Schuch
does it:
HIS contention is that the bacili i'm
either lcprosy or cancer are more at
tractcd by the cheese poullicc than
hv the human flesh. HAT they. there
Gorc, leave the body aud enter the
20 iticc, eating ii and driving ii, and
that the growth, after sufficient mum.
b'r Of pou!ticcs have been applied is
dead, possessing neither healthy nor
unhealthy life, and that The action of
the liquor of limo and milk frees il
from 1nc healthy flesh. leaving y
healthy wound which heals naturally.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

Tribune Want Ads,
Bell Main 800. Independent 800
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

The doctors tell lis that cheese. taken
internally has good effect sometimes
in killing putrefactiVc germs. 1t seems
like, according TO what is remembered
Of whole LOT the doctor nan said that
cheese contains lactil acid, and lactil
acid is the home of lactil germs, rough.
ly put, Lactil bugs are the deadly enc.
mics of pItrcfactive germs. When n
Iactil germ spies putrcfactivc germ in
the stomach, IL 5 Il signal for hoslili.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

SuppoSlnG n man
had cancer of The
throat from smok-
ing too many cleo
ton cigars. How
could he keep II
limburgcr cheese
poultico on IL?
Wouldn Il he be all
the while trying to
swallow the poul-
tlcc' Perhaps he
might rig up II sort
of an anchorage by
attaching ono end
of Il hawsrr to the
cheese and tho
other tu his eve
tooth, so that. swal- o.
low rs hard AS he
could, he could
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

Theoretically this formula should
also cure mild cases of Icprosv. " saws
Mr. Schuch. Theoretically, people have
no right TO have lcprosy. Theoretically,
green might bc white, but ii ism L. The
urcticalIy Murdoch might be elected
mavOI, but he won Z be.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

"T 3lIe n man like
hulvey. Tor in
StdnCC - wOUl1n I
il be cheaper 10
have cancer
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

They have diScov-
nrcd il in Denver.
They are always
discovering some
thing in Denver.
They also discov-
cred If in Provo,
many, many years
ago - before they
discovered il in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

|ien, q
| 4 uE
Tnoly f
q p7
ce 2 vi
He /
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

II Love Ny Wife.
but Oh. You Lin =
BURGER
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29
Bourne Organizes for Economy.

WASHINGTON, June Ex-senator
Bourne returned today from New York
where he had spent two days Although
he did not reveal the object of his visit
it is believed it had to do with his
Craftsmanship of the sub-canmittee Of
the senate budget committee to reduce
federal expenses. 1t has been known
for some time that he designed as soon
as possible to ascertain means of TAX
ing advantage of the organized knowl
edge of the heads of great institutions
there and to ask them to contribute
to the government information as 70
their methods of correlating income
with outgo, and to reap for the gov
eminent through his budget commit
tee, the benefits that would flow there
from.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29

New Suashes Grown West of City
Home Grown Green Peppers,
Turnips, Beets, Onions.

New summer squash arrived in the
absence. While there was no band at
the station to meet the new arrival
yet there were many people whose
hearts were gladdened at the pres
poets of a squash feed. The new
squashes are OF an excellent quality,
and made their debut at the reason
able price of 10 cents each. The
squashes were grown west OF the city.
Home grown green peppers also made
their appearance yesterday and are
listed at 35 cents a dozen. Turnips,
radishes, beets and green onions are
on display in good supplies, and they
are selling at three punches for
cents. Potatoes left over from last
years crop are very scarce, some gro
GERS not having them in stock at all.
while new spuos are meeting the de-
mand at a slightly higher price than
the old. Old spuds are listed at SO
per cwt. retail, which is the highest
mark reached by spuds for severai
years Asparagus is still on sale in
the local markets at the price Of 10
cents for three punches. The demand
is good and dealers report it moving as
fast as at any time during the sea-
son.
Eggs made slight advance last
week, jumping from rs cents to 80
cents for the fresh ranch article.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29

cost of one-sixth of the present rail
rates"
There is something fascinating
about Mr.. Hooker's project. This is the
day of big things. While $5,OOO,000,0 600
is an enormous sum, yet there Is
much FEASIBILITY in Mr.. Hooker's
showing of what it would accomplish
for the benefit of the people of the
west and. middle west. If it can be
shown that the government is merely
the banker and guarantor of the pro-
iect. and that the bonds can be re-
deemed out of the improvements, the
scheme may meet with the approval
of the. national irrigation congress and
of the public.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29
THE MERCHANT MARINE.

The formal Inauguration of system
attic and determined campaign in be-
half of ship subsidies is a movement
which is particularly timely. The delay
of few more years under present con-
ditions would witness the complete
elimination of the Stars and Stripes as
a merchant marine flag. On both sides
of the continent the same deplorable
spectacle is presented. On the Atlantic
coast there are no American ships ply
ing to the great Continental tourist
ports in the passenger trade or carrying
the ocean tonnage of American exports
and imports, while only a few vessels
fvine the American flag make their
way to England. On the other side of
the United States the dwindling Orien-
tai tonnage is sinister monument to
the shortsightedness of our business
policies, the climax being reached in
the recent law which is gradually
wiping out the last opportunity pri-
vate enterprise has of competing with
the other countries Of the world.
Adhering with tenacity worthy of
a better cause to the policy opposed
to granting federal assistance of any
sort to the merchant marine, against
the demonstrated results Of subsidies
in the case of almost every other civil
lied nation, the United States has pur-
sued it's course of withdrawing from the
merchant marine race, until even in
times of peace America is forced to
the humiliation of sending its soldiers
and sailors over the sea in foreign YES
sells. while in time of war the situa-
ton might easily become ominous, if
not positively dangerous.
AS a matter of fact, there is no
reason, from any intelligent point OF
view. why American products and
American passengers should not be
transported in ships flying the Ameri-
can flag, any more than that foreign
battleships should be hired to fight our
sea battles or perform the functions of
fleets. 1t is profoundly to be hoped that
this latest effort to revive the merchant
marine, supported by President Taft.
will succeed and that the Stars and
Stripes shall soon be waving over the
decks of many ships carrying the car
goes of peace, which has its proverbial
victories mo less renowned than war"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29

contribution as it tells the story or how
the descendants of the bleodthirsty sav-
ages who killed Marcus Whitman now
gather annually at a great religious
conference 1.-The Power of Enthusl-
asn,' by August Wolf. This article Is
right to the point and shows hoWsa city
can be built; progressive Walla1 wal
lans who love their city will find much
to admire in it. Heat and Health,
This is an article many will read with
interest; in way that convlnces II
proves that great warmth is not harm
full to human life Life in New York
by Walter L. Lingenfelder. A finish
ed writer Editor Lingenfelder's article
will be read with interest by many.
Ninth Annual Meeting of Walla Walla
Pioneer Association" wild and Woolly
West" an article wherein an old-tlmer
tells Of his experiences in the west 40
years ago. prize Letter Descriptive
Of one Section of the Walla Walla VAL
ley" This is an instructive article
one that every new conner should read.
Other contents of the July number are
as follows: Progress Notes" ma
tional Irrigation Congress- Notes
Through the Valley" Industries OF
Walla Walla;" "Walla Wallas Wheat
Crops;" Beautiful Store Windows;
1.-THE Fruit Grower" geographically
walla Walla's magazine is the equal or
superior to similar publications Of its
kind
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29
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AMUSEM ENTS.
At the Ma Iestic.

If you want to see three of the best
vaudeville acts in one of the contest
vaudeville theatres in the northwest
acts, billed there for this week are
rivals Of any you see in the big cities
The principal differences between the
large city vaudeville houses is that
you pay twice as much, the house is
larger and there are five acts, but
none of them are higher class or sup
piled with acts from more renowned
circuit than the local vaudeville. The
two houses last night were crowded.
"A Jack and a Queen comedietta
staged by Friedrich Gladish and Mary
Blake, made a great hit. This act
is original and brimm;ng over with
while Gladish has a very good tenor
voice. He sings several songs. Both
are very good actors.
The persons interested in their own
development. should not miss seeing
Herold, the Great, the worlds great
est musical marvel. 1t would be use
less to go into details of this act as
it would almost be impossible to
describe it. Such muscle, chest and
limb development was probably never
seen on the vaudeville stage before.
The two reels of moving pictures
are both very good, one of them be-
ing comic in the extreme, while the
other is a lesson of stick -itiveness"
that many have to-, learn.
.. The last act is probably the best of
all. entitled "a Night With the Red
a4en." To say the act is original
would be useless for every line is
Drumming over with originality and
it is one good long laugh from start
to finish. The time is a. m. and
hubby is coming home. "Nuf ced"