The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-05-20
Cbistles.

Minister 10 small daughter Of th'
house --Sut pretty lillle kitten cam
% our house today. Would sou lik'
10 have il 10 play with, my dearf Small
DaaQhlerI 'speoi il belongs to N!
papa, anyhow Minister How is that
my childf Small Daughter Cause
heard papa tell friend be had lost tb'
kitty lasi night,
Mrs. ChAllers-~ You don't seem 4
consider my opinions very valuable
Mr. ChAtiors- Why, dear. ! consider
item 20 valuable that II shocks me /,
ere you giving them out SO promiscu
oisly.
People who remind rs Of disagreed
bic things are sometimes our hes
ftirnds Yes, answered Miss Cayenne
They are like alarm clocks. They arr
b,ghly useful, but there isu't chance
ID The world o. their being popular.
Mrs. MuIhgan lis mesilf thoi
speaks out mf moind, Pat, hs yez well
know. Mr. Mulligan-Yis, Bridget,
but It's better 10 think before yez speak
an thin kape silent lll yez fergit phat
yez wns goin' 10 say.
The Barber VIII you have your
hair singed, The Victim Why should
II The Bafber-llll make il grow
better. The Victim Yes, and then
yoa get 10 cul il oftener. Comb il dry,
please, and hurry up
At a Diapers shop in Leeds they
employed small boy 10 run errands.
The other day while be was waiting in
the shop lady came ia and asked the
shop assistan, for yard Of silk. When
il was placed in front OF her she ex-
claimed Oh. really, ! must be mad
| wani muslin. On hearing this the
hos rushed oat Of the shop, seeing Al
policeman, across the way, ran up 30
him, shouting Come over quick
There's girl in our shop gone mad.
She wants muzzllng
You rejected Tom, yon say' Yes,
poor fellow lie WAS dreadfully over
cone. he stood right by the door
while he proposed, and as soon as
said No he staggered away, He must
have been greatly relieved, Ii was all
bet. Jim Sherwood bat Tom bas
kvt Of wine that he wouldn't dare pro-
p,se TO you And they're going to drink
u tonight.
Gaeious, Lucinda. exclaimed the
b uscwite 10 surprise. you say that
your husband hasn't worked in five
years aud doesn't even look for work
Why. hes curiosity Yes, ma'am,
81 ..hed Lucinda as She bent over the
tab Hits case Of whit dey cali idle
curiosity.
Maud do tell me, Alicel Did
Charley go down on his knees TO you
when be- proposcdf Alice Nonseusel
Why. hos could he have gone down on
BIZ knees 10 met Why. well. where
do you suppose ! vas anyway
~ lie looking through has glass
Theirs glorious glacier which we
shall sonn reach. She oh, Won't il
make lovely background 10 my blue
frook
We've had three servants Ia the
pasi Two weeks said Mr.. Sirius Bar
ker MR. Barker II now experiment.
ing with book IL household recipes.
What are you going 10 do about ilf
I'm going 70 Try 70 bribe the doctor 10
say that | mnsn'i eat anything except
a noon luncheon.
Toano Scauifer says ho never
prayed il al his llfe. Browne Well,
well. ahsi monotonoas life be has
l,4il Evidently be has never been ii
ls9hi place,
Patieneesieislng married stopped
has siammering. pairice How sol
Patience His wife son'i let him open
has mouth Bosl
The detective was trying 10 get
Glow When your hnsband lefi you.
be sad. DID be drop any iniimaiion a.
10 shere be might be goingi No. s.r.
answered The sharp chlnned. thin liz.
psad woman An be said vas that be-
sAnied ~ get assay. that h. Was going
10 get aasy, and b. didu'l rare daru
shers be vent.
Messenger Boy Does yer boss OBJ
5soi ~ seT pallin yer feet on de desk
al suokin eigarsiiesf Office Boy
Assg b. lells me 10 do i sometimes,
Messenger Boy Al ~hsn i daif oilice
BOY When h,s creditors are due he
mauls 'en ~ llink be i cut
ioa lock % pale aui lhin. What,
gpi yoag Work, from morning IL night.
and ouly one boa tesL Hos long
hase spa beeu Al IN brgin topor
row
-cay Aieee Well, unrie Hiram.
hoN dsd yea ensog he Tea wiih ihe
saicrs a lsmea Ia ~ Nnrle Hiram
Tea Gosh. gal. ibenghl that sAs
pnre oai sad oas eiFcas leSnoaade