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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
Human Voice Opens Safe.

According to a daily press report a
safe lock has been invented which lis
provided with Photographic mechan-
ism so that 1t can be opened only by
the voice of the owner. A mouthpiece
like that of telephone takes the place
of knob on the door, and this is
provided with the usual style of needle
which travels in 2 grove IN the sound
record of the monograph cylinder.
Before the safe can be unlocked the
password must be spoken into the cyl
inder by the one who made the origi-
nal record. The report does not state
what would occur il the owner should
come down to his office with bad
cold.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
At the Grand Theater.

Tonight marks the opening Of the
Pendleton minstrels at the Grand
theater, and music, songs, dances,
costumes, scenery and drills are all in
readiness to give the public genu-
inc surprise. The minstrels will give
two shows night on account of the
length of the performance. Tonight
the pictures and illustrated song
change, and Myrtle Bloomfield rem
ders an exceptionally pretty song. In
connection with all this are the Mr.
rays, first class team, that kept the
house in roars of laughter last week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11

Furnished Housekeeping rooms.
close in. S01 S. Main street. Phone
Black 5041.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11

What time will the clock stop
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
Known by His Friends.

A forlorn-looking man was brought
before a magistrate for drunkenness
and disorderly conduct. When asked
what he had to say for himself he
gazed pensively at the judge, smooth.
ed down a remnant of gray hair, and
said: ~
Your honor, Mans inhumanity to
man makes countless thousands
mourn I'm not as debased as Swift,
as profligate as Bryan, as dissipated
as Poe, or as debauched AS"
THAT will do" thundered the mag
istrate. Thirty days! And, officer,
take list of those names and run
'em in. They're as bad lot as he is. I"
News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
Would Improve Art.

Washington, D. c., May 1.-THE
board of regents of the National
Academy of Art, of which Mr.. J..
Pierpont Morgan is member is in
session and will continue two days
longer to fully organize a federation
connection with all this are the Muir
all other associations which are in
terested in improving material things
and cultivating the public taste. Del
egates interested in art education and
kindred subjects from all parts of the
country gathered in convention are
formulating the rules to govern the
confederation and completing the
plans of cooperation devised.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11

Lives are to be measured by their
outgoings, not by their income.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
LOCALS
Pastime pictures please all.


What time will the clock stop?
Rock Spring coal, Henry Kopittke
Fresh fish every day at Pendleton
Cash Market. Phone Main 101.
See Henry Kopittke for Rock
Springs coal. Phone Main 17S.
For Rent-Seven room house, north
side. Enquire 223 Perkins avenue.
Wanted-Girl to do general house.
work. Apply s14 West Court street,
II you want good dry wood, ring
up Henry Kopittke, phone Main 17S.
For Sale-Feed and chop mill.
practically new. Inquire this office
Lost-white elastic ladies belt
with cut steel buckle. Return to this
office for reward.
See our window for pocket knives
Your choice out OF 500 for 10 cents
each. Sharon & Eddlngs
Wanted-To rent small furnished
modern cottage No children. En-
qure e." this office.
C. C. Hendricks, agent for the ver-
mont Loan & Trust company will
place loans on Umatilla farm lands
For Sale-Alfalfa and fruit farm,
12 miles west OF Pendeton. Enquire
at the Standard Grocery for informa-
tlon.
Lost-Bunch of keys on ring, be-
tween A. w. Nye's residence and Peo-
Piles Warehouse. Return to this Of
flee for reward.
Lost-Black and tan pup, seven
months old. Finder leave word at
this office and receive reward. Fay
Adams, Windsor"
For rent-New 5-room cottage,
with modern conveniences. Lot
50xl00. Also new barn and yard.
Enquire 513 Pine street.
A 81 sailor given free with every
$500 purchase at the Vogue Millin-
cry. Come esrly and get your choice.
Harris & Idleman. props
Suite OF unfurnisher housekeeping
rooms for rent in East Oregonian
building. Electric lights. steam heat
and bath. Enquire at this office.
We have some very desirable resi-
dence properties in Pendleton to ex-
change for unimproved property In
Portland or vicinity H. p. whitman,
S19 Chamber of Commerce, Portland
Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
Sized Up.

"Yes," remarked the fat man on the
r-ar platform, II once refused to buy
the site of Chicago for four clam
shells and quart of rum,'
The tall passenger was silent.
81 could have bought the original
telephone patents for eleven Mexican
dollars and brass watch" continued
the fat man, but l turned em down. -
No response.
You are not interested in my rem
iniscences, friend?"
II am not" answered the tall man,
candidly. II am selling airship stock
You don't want any. Washington
Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
Seattle Fair Rates.

Local Agent Walter Adams of the
Northern Pacific Railroad has receiv-
ed official notice concerning the rates
to be put into effect by that road for
the Seattle fair. The rate from PEN
dleton will be s12.20 for the round
trip and the tickets are onlq good
within Is days of the date of sale,
No stopover privileges will be allow
ed, either going or coming. The rate
Of s12,2O is the regular fare and one
third granted for holidays and other
special events.
The shipbuilding output OF the uni
ted kingdom last year was 926.669,
as against 1,60IS90 the previous year
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
Brooklyn, 4; Philadelphia, ..

Brooklyn, May 10.-Today's game
was played in continuous rain. Brook
lyn batter Covaleski out of the bax for
the second time in the series and Bell
registered his second victory. Score:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
REAL BARGAINS IN
FANCY VELVET SKINS

For one day. Wednesday, May Il,
Hamley will sell fancy velvet skins
for one dollar, Christian church ben
eft sale. Ladies, don't miss this
They are worth 81 All colors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11

With every IS purchase at the
Vogue Millinery you will receive a
nice 81 sailor free Of charge. Don't
fail to call and inspect our beautiful
line.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-11
FISHERMEN MUST
HAVE LICENSES
MADE COMPULSORY AFTEt
MAY % BY NEW LAW

Applies TO all Male Fishermen Over
Sixteen Years of Age-Does Not
Apply to Women and Boys-Li-
cense Can be Had at County Clerks
office-Will Cost One Dollar-Ir-
rlgation bitches Must be Screened.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-10
MUST HAVE BEEN THE
EDITOR HAD "BIG FEED" DREAM

AS we go to press we will be too late
to report the meeting at Long Beach
which was called for Tuesday, Septem-
ber 2S, at $3.50 p. m. Long Beach is
fully alive to the needs Of good roads
and is losing no opportunity to get the
present existing condition Of her roads
remedied to facilitate tourists getting
a view of old Neptune's domain from
her hospitable shores. No pleasanter
or enlivening way to spend the evening
can be imagined than to leave Los An
geles for the beach at about 5 p. m. in
a good, easy-riding automobile, fill the
lungs with good. salt-ladened ozone to
their limit on the trip down, and upon
arriving at the beach take a short dip
of about twenty minutes in the brine.
Then 1.-The big feed" at the hotel, and
after listening to the music. enhanced
by a good smoke, return at about 10:30
by the light of the moon. And sleep,
why the average business man will
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-10

the nature of the product and an even
wider range in the matter of price will
be shown in the immediate future. To
again quote the words of Mr.. Duryea:
LAS the market grows, increased
production will permit better value for
a given amount of money, and the dis
trust of the public, so largely shown
in the past, will ere many more years
turn toward a very large acceptance
and appreciation of the merits of the
self-moving vehicle, destined to sup
plant the horse as other mechanical
devices have supplanted muscle in the
past
Hand in hand with the automobile,
the tire has been evolved to such a
state Of perfection as had been un-
dreamed of by the early laborers in
this branch of the motor car industry.
1t may be stated without fear of con-
tradiction that the modern automobile
of comfort and luxury would have
been an utter impossibility without the
simultaneous evolution of the pneu-
matte tire.
Certainly the automobile would never
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-10

be the success It is today If its tire
heavy, rackety steel tire on which the
equipment had not advanced from the
first power-propelled vehicles Travelled
in lumber ungraceful fashion over the
city street and country roads. Speed
would have been an unknown guam
tity with the motorist, while comfort
and pleasant running, of the KIND
which makes automobiling nowadays
the most enjoyable of pastimes, would
have been unthought of. In the alb
sence Of tire development present re-
finements of construction and body
building would be useless.
With the present tire equipment 1t
may be said with truth that it is In
deed possible to make a car that is
joltless, jarless and vibrationless. A
ride in an automobile now leaves moth
ing to be desired In the way of ease
and comfort. This desirable condition
is attributable to very great degree
to the present well-nigh perfected
state of the tire-the true foundation
of the automobile.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-10
Haynes' Touch Trip

The run of the Haynes car from
South Bend to Chicago forms one of
the most remarkable incidents of the
transcontinental automobile run car
rying a message to the Seattle expo
sition. The Haynes car was the new
model No. 10.
Notwithstanding the fact that the
roads between South Bend and Chica-
go were in fierce condition, this car
made the fastest time recorded in any
single relay of the race.
The last twenty miles, from Ham
mond TO Chicago. were covered with
railroad patchwork. but notwithstand-
ing these distractions, the 103 miles
between South Bend and Chicago were
covered in 191 minutes and without an
accident or a mishap of any kind.
There will be demonstration of the
new model No 10 in this city this
week at the offices, 211 North Broad
street. 1t seats five passengers. 1t
is offered at $4,000 complete, with top,
wind shield, speedometer. etc.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-10

sleep like a babe after their treatment
like this! And. so easy to take, too.
But the roads must be in good condi-
ton to fully enjoy all this. otherwise
Mr.. Business Man is so jolted and
bounced that instead of his trip being
a benefit it will work a hardship and
he'll vow that he'll not be caught again
in like manner.
Unfortunately our beach, roads are
not in the best of condition at present,
and it seems that with a little CO.
operation on the part of Los Angeles
and the beach towns the road
could be repaired after the rains and
thus be in fine condition all summer,
instead of being in repair just at the
time when they are most used.-Tour-
ing Topics.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-10
-
Still That Kind

when I went away you were In love with
a certain woman and
''I married her."
THE marriage turned out well. I hope?'
We'll she is still a certain woman; GER
tain that cannot tell her anything. Houston
Post
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-12-17
Special Holiday Sale
OF City Property

room house and lot on west
Broadway, a bargain; time on half If
desired. Price $1,000.
8 room house, west Broadway.
Terms to suit.
A modern room houce to trade
for farm near Anadarko, Okla,
Gao acres, two and one half miles
of r r town. 60 acres in cultiva-
tion, $50 to 200 acres tillable, 20
acres in alfalfa, all fenced and cross
fenced. Never failing spring for
stock At a bargain. Will take
good business property in exchange
or part cash and terms 10 suit on
balance.
100 acres-6O acres In good state OF
cultivation, 14O acres tillable, orchard
Louse 2 rooms. stable, granary and
sheds, wind mill and pump, FIVE and
one half miles of town. Price S32t
80 acres-4 miles of Apache, Okla,
2 room house. good we'll and wind
mill, fine soft water, orchard, sc
acres in cultivation, all fenced and
crossed fenced, 3 wires. $1,000 cash,
terms on balance If desired. Price
$2750.
Span of year old mares for sale.
See G d Driskell, Land & Loar
Man, Anadarko, Okla. 269 4td wk II
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-12-17
Locals

Stecker were in Anada.ko on business
Friday.
Madam Waters Face Cream
and Skin Cleanser is on sale at
The PIONEER DRUG STORE
149-.
Don't forget that the old Stacey
Bottling works has hay. corn, chops.
bran, alfalfa and meal for sale. Phone
2oe. 266 6td az ltw
Henry Mills made a trip to Lawton
Friday to assist in weighing caetle.
Rings at Suffers
LW Myers was a Fort Cobb visit
or Friday.
Everybody makes Good Bread
with Hunters Cream Flour at
SKAGGS' Grocery
W P Hudson transacted business in
Stecker Thursday.
Christmas Candies. All sorts
Just what you will need for your
! Christmas Tree.
Hammert & Ayres.
The Masonic building commi ttee
will report at the meeting Tuesday
evening and a good attendance is de-
sired.
Silver Toilet Sets at Suffers
Employ qualified veterinarian
when in need of one. d-wky
Artistic designs in cut glass
at CSC to $50 MitchelI's.
Mr. and Mrs B Lindsey Of Chick
asha visited Mrs Llndseys parents,
Mr. and Mrs Joe Austin, Friday.
SYRUP! SYRUPl SYRUP
First Pick Pure Maple. For
sale by o. P. SKAGGS'
Christmas watches, IS to $50
at MitChell's.
Don't fail to see the fine line
of Watches at Suffers Jewelry
Store.
Look out for Cristmas and buy
your Candies and Nuts and APP
Piles from
Hammert & Ayres.
Buy big A" Flour ana he-p
your money at home. For sale
by all grocers. 265 lmo
Ideal diamond breaches, SIS
50 A. it;lell's.
Buy Kings Chocolates" for
your Queens taste at Paul Kali
ser's Place,
On account of sickness / have been
unable to accommodate my many custo
mers. l am now able to be out and
attend to business the same as usual
and will be pleased to meet all ole
customers and new ones as we'll.
Half soles and heels, gents 81, sewec
or tackled. Ladies half soles, 70 cents
Phone 70.
26l If Ed Wallis. the shoeman.
} A second hand Safe for sale
Enquire of the Anadarko CARR
} age and Saddlery Co. 264 81
Who is your Veterinarian? DR.
Mock, at the Main street Drug
Store. d-wky
Dramas for the ladies at tn,
Dreamland.
Wanted-Dining room girl anC
chamber maid at the Southern Hotel.
Fancy gold filled Lockets. 81
to SIG at Mitchell's
All now pictures and dramas for
he ladies at the Dreamland.
A good time to buy Christmas
Gifts for father, brother, sweet
heart-At Youngheim's Grea t
Sale.
Crude oil by the barrel, 5 cts.
| 90 P.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-12-17
Business Talks.

Choice selections for Christ.
mas presents at attractive prices.
j. F. Mitchell Jewelry Co.
The newest creations in silver
service, SIS TO $l20 at Mitchell
Chafng Dishes at Suffers.
For Sale-A good milch cow. Sec
A A Rrunk at the Anadarko Harness
shop, east Broadway. 3td
Calls are promptly answered by
Or Mock from the Main st Drug
store. d-wky
Crude oil by the barrel, 5 cts.
a gallon. -Anadarko Produce Co
Mrs j + brown left Thursday for a
visit with friends in Oklahoma City
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
Presidential Lunch

No decision ever reached by the
cabinet of a president created
greater excitement than this pro.
nunciamento issued by President
Taft few days ago:
The president wants the cook to
stop sending up to him every day
at one o'clock red appel and a
SHREDDED wheat biscuit for his
luncheon. He wants substituted
for it meal worthy Of grown up
man. There mus in future be a
cup of soup, bit of roast or fish
vegetable or two. seasonable
desert or fruit. aud glass of iced
tea or buttermilk."
The members of Mr.. Taft's cab.
met who have been conforming 10
the simple lunch" habit set by
their boss manifesto their exulta.
tion by chorus of joyful thanks
giving.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
An Attractive Folder

Among the many attractive fold.
ers issued by the Denver and Rio
Grande railway for use of tourists,
homeseekers and excursionists, one
entitled Natural Resources of
Colorado and Utah." is especially
noteworthy. The folder also con.
tains a large map of the western
country.
Another folder which occasions
much interest at this time is one
dealing with the Alaska Y ukon-
Pacific exposition at Seattle. A
third folder is descriptive of the
national encampment of the G.. A.
K. slated for Salt Lake City, Aug.
ust 9-14.
All of the literature is gotten up
in an attractive manner and pre-
sents in facinating style wonders
and alluring scenes of the western
country.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
Lawn Party

Miss Letha Shields and Miss
Nellie Garrison entertained
last Thursday in ]. Z. Woods
grove, the evening being devoted
to social amusements. Choice re.
freshments were served at the Gar
ritson home and. an evening long
to be remembered went alas! too
quickly.
Among those present were:
Misses Rena Wright. Bessie
Emery, Anna Bryce, Mary Pierce,
Alice and Ina Cox, Ruth Robin.
son, Ruth Reynolds, Beda Bogue,
Eva Warwick, Pessie and Nellie
Garrison, Letha Shields and
Messrs. Lo Linville, Henry Bogue,
Morris Reynolds. Harry Porter
Willie Baker, harley Christie
pher, Clarence Pike, Pete Rowan,
Elmer Smith. Allan Riker, Clinton
Hankins, Will Tate, Marmie
Shields. Harry Garfield, Newton
Wright, Ross Webster, and kalph
GarritsOu,
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
WITH THINKERS

DIR. II w. WILEY.--If were au.
tocrat of the world j might aspire
to discover the secret of everlast-
ing physical life, for then it would
be possiD e for me to select people
who should benefit by my dis
covery. Since this selection is de-
MED me. i do not want the secret
known. for it might get ont an /
and the thought of some people
living forever is an awful one. We
are aware of no way of renewing
the tissues SO as to perpetuate the
living body. However, it is pos
sible to make the body better while
it lasts. SO us to have sounder It's
sues, more energy, brighter mind,
to retard the process of decay and
to attain Il higher maximum of de-
yelopment.
GOVERNOR HADLEY.--Tne people
of America have been burning in.
cense at the alter of commercial
gods with the result that we now
have the greatest struggle between
the laws of business success and
the divine rights of individual and
collective man that the world has
seeen. The solution OF the strug-
gle is the most important problem
OF our time and one that particu-
larIy devolves on the educated.
The time has come to put stop
to system which has resulted in
rich owners and poor corporations,
captains of industry egging onward
bosses to dishonesty, and astute
lawyers in their turn telling the
money.bl'nded captains new ways
of evading old laws.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
DIED

Cantield, Mrs. Ella Bat Al.
liceviIle. Kansas, Jure 26, 1909.
"Auntie" Garfield, as she was
known by Il legion of friends here.
was n general favorite, and when
last winter she WAS attacked by
cancer Of the stomach, there were
always willing hands among the
ladies of Holly to soothe her few
cred brow and to offer sweet words
of encouragement to the dear lady
who was beloved by all with whom
she came in contact. She leaves
to mourn her loss. besides "a mul.
titude of friends in this section.
two sons, Harry and George, who
were their mothers comfort in her
saddest hour. MAY she rest in
peace. Interment was at Aliceville.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
Lost

A ladies' gold chataline watch
June 9th, with the initials m. C.
IT," and photo in back. Finder
please return to this Office and re.
celve reward.
An exchange says: "One.thirdh
of the fools in the country think
that they can beat a lawyer in ex-
pounding the law, One- half think
they can beat the doctor in heal
ing the sick. Two.thirds of them
think they can put the minister in
a hole in preaching the gospel. and
all of them think they can beat
the editor in running the news.
paper"
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
AMONG The CHURCHES
UNION SERVICE

The second service of this series
will he held NJ the Methodist
church July 4, aid Brother. Buell.
o. the Baptist church will preach.
The third service will be held in
the Presbyterian church July 1lth
and Rel. G. w. Lippincott, pastor
of the Methodist church at Syra.
cuse Kansas. will preach. All per
sons are cordially invited to these
services.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
Help for Those Who Have Stom-
ach Trouble.

After doc,oring for about twelve years for
bad stomach trouble. and spending nearl,
FIVE hundred dollars for medicine and doctors
lees purchased my wife one box of Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. which did
her SO much good that she continued to use
them and they have done her more good than
all Of the medicine ! bought before. Samual
Boyer, Folsom. Iowa This medicine is for sale
by The Holly Pharmacy. F. D. Baird & Co..
proprs
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02

The Holly Chieftain's plant is
better prepared to print your sale
bills than any printing house in
the Arkansas valley. We make
speciality of this work and turn
out superior quality of bill.
Prices are just right. Service is
very prompt.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
chamberlain's Collie Cholera and
Diarrnoea Remedy Would
s Have Saved Him $4,000

in 1917 had very severe attack Of dia :
rtocs. says K. N. Farrar of Cat Island, La.
For several weeks was unable to do anything.
On March IL. 1907. had a similar attack. and
took Chamberla'ns Collie. Cholera and Disr-
rh"es Kennedy which gave prompt relief. |
consider it one Of the bes, medicine Of its kind
in the world. and had used it in 1902 believe
il would have saved me hundred dollar doc.
tors bill. Sold by The Holly Pharmacy. F. H.
Barre & Co., prop'rs.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
A Constipation
Remedy Free

There is no action of your daily
life of greater importance than to see
that your bowels move. They should
move at least once day naturally,
and by that is meant without any help.
II they do not move at least once
day you can consider yourself con-
stipated and it is time you did some
thing about it.
You will be glad to know there
uel Landerdale. an old soldier at Quincy.
H.. Elmer Mcmillan, Of Speed, Mo-, Mrs.
Monahan. of Stonewall, Miss, and many
others were as you are now. But one
DAY they awoke to the fact that DR..
Caldwelfs Syrup Pepsin was curing their
friends: SO they bought it too and 1t
cured them. Today they are loud In
p'Sia What 1' Dr.. II. caldwell.s Syrup peD,,n did
Tor them 1t should do for you. Surely your
constipation is no worse than theirs, one
OF whom had 1t since 81. 1t only remains
for you to realize that salts are Of out
temporary good, and what you want is a
permanent cure: that purgative tablets
cathartic pills and such violent things
make a great show Of doing something,
wells Syrup Pepsln is a scientific psepa-
ration, laxative-tonic, a mild syrupy
liquid that contains ingredients that not
only cure the constipation, but tone the
Intestinal muscles so that they learn
aga,n a % to work without help. A bottle can
price of SO cents. and there is a dollar
size for families who have already found
out It's wonderful value In stomach, liver
ana bowel troubles. in old or young.
tor and a free trial bottle will be sent YOU
so that you can test II before hrviu~
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02
Presbyterian.

Sunday school at 9:l5, W. H.van
P-tten. Snpt.
Communion service with sermon
by the p;,stor at IL il; III.
Junior Christian Endeavor So
ciety at ) p. nj, Mrs. W K. Wright,
Superintendent.
The Holly chieftain., 1909-07-02

Let us get you up some sta
tionery that will be a credit to
your business-not detriment.
The price will be practically the
same. and you'll have something
you'll be proud of. The Holly
Chieftain Printerv