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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
GOODWIN SMITH SLIPS.

Goldwin Smith is very noted writer,
man of learning. of keen lntelli'
geucc. and Of great versatility in ne
quirement. II is, therefore, with all the
more surprise that we find him writing
to the New York Evening Post the fol
lowing note:
The British republic lacks n President.
Is not this the moral OF the legislative
difficulty in England? If the king had
n real veto, the budget bill might be sent
back for reconsideration in perfectly
constitutional and unobiectionable way.
That the House Of Lords needs complete
change 70 make It "A fair court OF lcgisa-
tive revision cannot be doubted. But the
objection to the present bil seems 10 be
that under the guisc OF fiscal measure II
carries In Il social and political change
This nobody who has read Mr. Lloyd
Georges speeches can fail 10 see,
GOLDWIN SMITH.
Toronto. Can, November "a
With respect TO the House of Lords
all that is needed TO make it such q
court or legislative body as Professor
Smith suggests is TO have all of tho
members of that body elected as tho
Scotch members are, that is, by choice
among The body of their peers.
The FIRST paragraph as quoted, how
ever, is absolutely incomprehensible
"The legislative difficulty in England
arises from the fact that the uppcl
house of Parliament refused to agrec
to the bill passed by the House OF Com
mons. II is impossible 10 see what "i
real veto" by the King would have
to do with situation of that kind
1t happens often. enough in our owl
Congress that a Dill passes one hous,
and fails in the other; but the Presi
dent has nothing TO do with that IL
simply acts upon bills passed by botl
houses Jf the King Of England ha,
"a real veto, that is all that he coul,
do. II would be impossible for him I,
intervene Us between the legislation o
the two houses either by way of vet,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
The Dyspepsia
of Old Age
Strong Digestion and an Adequate Nu-
triton Invariably Mean Long
and Healthy Life.

There is a process known rs meta
DollSm gong on constantly III the body,
and by which the tissues arc built up,
and after having served their purpose
IN the physical economy, arc torn down
and cast off
So long as the due relation between
waste and supply is maintained, nutri-
tion and the various functions of the
body are continued. But after middle
lltc and in old age there comes time
when waste exceeds supply, aud when
the various elements which constitute
the different fluids, tissues and organs
no longer hold their due proportion.
and the principle Of life itself becomes
cnfeebled the body no longer having
power TO assimilatc new material as it
once did
As old ago crceps on, all the func,
tions gradually fail. especially those of
digestion, absorption and assimilation,
and the system being deprived Of its
full quota of nutriment, slowly wears
out. II the nutritiyc and digestive pro
cesses OF old people could be maintained
unimpaired, life could be prolonged al
most indefinitely.
There are many old persons in whose
stomachS tho gastric function is almost
entirely suspended. When this trouble
occurs, the problem is, how to digest
the food and get along without the
one way to overcome the effects Of this
condition, and that is to supply artif-
cially TO the stomach a powerful diges-
tive substance to take the place of the
juices which it fails to secrcte natur-
ally.
i or this purpose, there is nothing su-
pcrior TO STUARTiS DYSPEPSIA
TABLETS known TO medical science,
as they supply the deficiency, and are
such a reliable and thoroughly efficient
substitute for the natural gastric juices,
that if two or threo arc taken after
each meal tho food viii be digested in
so complete a manner that the natural
digestive fluids will never be missed.
Stuart S Dyspepsia Tablets should be
used by all old and middle-aged per-
SONS. In order to prevent or cure the
dyspepsia of old age. Through their
use complete digestion of the food is
assured with a consequent increased
nutrition of the body. and a staving
of of the sensibility and decrcpltude OF
old age.
ThiS remedy is, however, not only
good for the indigestion Incidental to
| advanced life, but is also applicable to
| the dyspepsia and stomach troubles OF
any age, from youth Gp.
Secure package of this famous dys-
pepsia remedy from your druggist for
soc and if you find that as you get
older your digestion and assimilation
| becomes weaker, this remedy viii as
| sist the stomach IN the performance OF
It's functions. so that the general sys-
tenn VIII not suffer from the delinquency
of the digestive organs.
4 sample package Will be sent you
| If YOU VIII forward your name and ad'
dress 10 the +. A. Stuart Company, $50
Stuart building, Marshall, Mich.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
THE SUNDAY TRIBUNE.

The Tribune feels that il should con
gratulatc its patrons upon the high
newspaper standard that has been set
in its big Sunday edition: and IN the
meantime this paper has the right to
exhibit little pride in tho results
that have attended its efforts TO serve
the public in the most effective and
comprehensive manner
in the presentation of local news, the
field is thoroughly covered by compe.
tent and painstaking reporters, whose
object is 10 keep our readers thorough
~ and truthfully advised as TO hap
penings which concern them in our local
activities. Banking railroading, min
ing. agriculture. land enterprises, mer
cbandiSing, real estate activities. man
ufactures, and all general forms of
business arc given close attention
Municipal affairs and the proceedings
in all the courts are presented with
fidelity and at the earliest possible
moment. and in large degree these
items are exclusive with The Tribune
when first presented. Then there is
the special leased wire service by tel
egraph that is an excellent feature
giving news that it is impossible 10
obtain through the regular telegraphiC
channels, The sporting news department
is pronounced 10 bc the best in tho
West. OF the special features that are
sought in the Sunday editions Of news
papers, The Tribune presents the choic
est to be obtained in the land-good
clean, and interesting stories that not
only entertain but teach their own les
sons. The theatrical department is big
breezy and chock full of information
for lovers Of the biStriouic art, music
and the lighter performances of the
stage. Through all the matter rur
photographs and drawings that any
newspaper may feel proud of. And the
entire paper is classified and headed at
tractivcly and in such manner as &c
make it convenient for the reader tc
find that which he seeks with the ut
most facility. The advertising is at
tractively gotten up and all IN all The
Sunday edition of The Tribune is {
credit TO salt Lake City aud to the
whole of Utah. IL is quite as good as
it is big-and that is saying great
I L..
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE MONDAY MORNING 49,

Joseph Smith, bccausc he had his spies
ut the three meetings held in William
Laws house; but to Il truthful hIstori-
an like the Hon. Adlai Il, Stevenson it
must have appeared TO he bit start
ling And no wonder. He was not at
either Of tho three meetings of the
murderous Mormon consprators, but
DenisOn l.. Harris was--lud was later
made bishop Of the town Of Monroe,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

$500 claimed to have been paid. Doubt
less that is part of the game, and the
fake rewards that were said TO be Of
fcrcd and paid for the discovery and
Identification of "Dolly Dimplcs " were
part of the fakery that attached to
the whole affair. 1T is disgraceful
revelation Of the duplicity and rascal
ity Of those managing the tako and
fraud, which all along has not only mcr.
itcd, but has received the utmost pub
lie contempt
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
THE DOLLY DIMPLEs'' FRAUD.

We see that the "Dolly Dimples -
fakes aud frauds have got TO quarreling
among themselves, making explanations,
protests, and appeals to tho public. 1t
was abundantly evident all the time
chat tho whole matter was fake and
Il fraud; and besides, it was public
nuisance in this city, as conducted.
There was, it is openly charged, col
lusion i'll the Ogden dolly Dimples y
case; the identification was by agree
meut and at price Of $25 instead of the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

\ pretty young woman in Denver,
after having swindicd Il lot Of matrons
out Of lot of money by means OF
bogus furs, has skipped out and is no.
where to be found. In that case, would
she expect her victims TO charge up
their losses to running expenses?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

II appears that there are few sales
of those bnsts Of the bogus prophet;
probably because the elders imagine
that they have. enough TO do TO take
care of the three-n nights-a- variety.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Provided there is truth in thc Dar-
winian theory that men merely were
evolved from the lowest orders OF life,
there arc some fellows who do not seem
to have got over being sponges.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Two Frenchmen arc said 10 have
invented n telephone by means of
which the party at the other end of
the liue may be seen while talking.
We can see the approach OF the time
gbcn father will be careful that his
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

They have found skeleton in the
attic Of New Jersey insane asylum.
That IS funny place in which to keep
closet.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

hat is not tilted over onto his left
ear when tclcphoning mother that he
is "dctaned at the Office ON account
OF business -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

As an explanation, upon being sur.
priscd in the pantry, Bobbie might
truthfully say That be was merely put.
ting few things away.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Too bad that the death of Mrs Snead
occurred in bath tub. There are al
ready too many who are afraid Of that
institution
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

MIR. j, Plerpont Morgan cares not
who may be the world j. political SOW
ereigns, if only he may be its fnan-
cial king.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Secretary Knox says that the aero.
plane is 10 bring universal peace. Not
if it is TO be utilized i'll discovering
the south pole.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

It is not to be supposed that Noah
was an electrician simply because he
made the ark light on Mount Ararat.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Ever noticed that some lecturers
leave the platform on tip-toc, as il
they were afraid of waking the audi
fnco
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

However. it only adds to the work
OF the pastor to increase his salary.
1t takes Just SO much longer to col.
lect it,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Mrs. Gabfest says that good con
versationalist is one who will not chip
in while she is talking.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

But If fellow were to believe in
some faiths he would want to be buried
in an asbestos shroud
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Those British Liberals speak of III
Lords as if they viewed them from Tin
wrong end of their opera glasses.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

or otherwise. Professor Smiths foot
must have slipped when he wrote that
paragraph.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Uncle Sam is going to give the Mica.
Jaguans an opportunity To tell their
troubles 10 tho marines.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Hogs don t look nearly rs fancy rs
the prices they bring.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Not necessarily Is the card player
tired of the republic when hc wishes
for "A king.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

II is not so bad when a man loses
his head, if that is his only weakness.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Hope may be a dream, but ii is en-
tertained hy only those who arc awakc.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

F.. IT is easier to borrow or make trou-
bic than il Is to borrow or make money.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Boarding the wrong train--slcpping
upon that of one s partner in the dance.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

Some mcu are generous 20 fault,
provided the fault bc their own.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13

in women 5 vocal organs there are
no stops.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-13
Monday, December Is, 1909.

The Lord loveth q cheerful booster.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-22

or feoeral ownership n essentm TO
the permanent public welfare. Effec-
tive and Immediate cooperation by pri-
vate enterprise. state ownership and
federal ownership is needed II the pub
lie interest is to be subserved. BY rea-
sonable thrift we can produce q con-
slant timber supply beyond our present
need and with ii conserve the useful
ness Of our streams for irrigation, wa
ter supply. navigation and power.
OF the 10000. oOo. 900 cubic feet
Of water annually flowing into the sea
Loss than l per cent is restrained and
utilized for municipality and commu-
nifty supply: less than , per cent Cor
some 10 per cent Of that In the arid
and semiarid regicns) Is used for irri-
cation: perhaps 5 per cent is used for
navigation and less than 5 per cent for
power.
The freshets are attended by de-
structive soil erosion. The soil matter
annually carried into lower rivers and
harhors or into the sea is computed at
$50 COO. 900 tons. Soil wash reduces by
10 to 20 per cent the productivity Of
upland farms and increases channel
cutting and bar building In the rivers
The annual loss to the farms alone -
$500. GOo.o C0. and large losses follow
the fouiing Of the waters ana the di-
minished navigation Of the streams.
Broad plans should be adopted pro-
vitiing for a system Of waterway i'm.
provement extending to all uses Of the
waters and benefits to be derived from
their control.
Under the heading National En-
cheney" the report says:
''Since the greatest Of our national
assets Is the health and vigor Of the
American people. our efficiency must
depend on national vitality even more
than on the resources OF the minerals.
lands. forests and waters.
sour annual mortality from tuber-
culosis is about 10000 Stopping
three-fourths Of the loss OF life from
this cause and from typhoid and other
prevalent and preventable diseases
would increase our average length Of
life over fifteen years.
III we count the value Of each life
lost at only 81. TOO and reckon the aver
age earning lost by illness as 500 per
year for grown men. we find that the
economic gain from mitigation Of pre-
ven7able disease in the United States
would exceed 81 500. OOO. 600 year. In
addition, we would decrease suffering
and increase happiness and content
ment among the people"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-22
INVENTORY IS MADE
Chief Forester in Report Rec
ognizes Efficient Work
Of Commission.
Explains METHOD OF WORK

In forwarding to the president the
report Of the national conservation
commission Clifford Pinchot, chairman
Of the commission, says the entry of
the conservation movement into the
field of definite constructive work is
accomplished BY the authorization Of q
Joint committee on cooperation, to be
composed OF six members Of the state
conservation commissions and three
memtOrs Of the national conservation
commission, with its chairman and
secretary. This committee is to devise
ways and means for effective co-opera-
ton between all forces working for the
conservation Of national resources
Mr.. Pinchot takes occasion to recog-
nize the work of the secretary Of the
commission. Thomas B. Shipp. and the
secretaries Of the four sections Of wa
tiers. forests, lands and minerals,
Messrs. W. ]. MCGEE. Overton W.
Price. George ". Woodruff and ]. A.
Holmes. respectively. without whose
services. together with the government
experts. the making Of the national In
ventory would have been impossible.
The five secretaries sign the report
with him.
The report Of the commission IS de-
voted msinly to IN inventory Of the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-22
President Roosevelt Today
Submitted to Congress a
Message Calling Attention
To Conservation.
WASTE IS TOO GREAT
SAYS THE COMMISSION
In the Message the Executive
States Facts Contained
Constitute imperative Call
To Action.

washington, Jan. ~. - HreS1ueu,
Roosevelt sent to congress today a
message transmitting the report of the
national conservation commission. He
prefaces the report with his own COM
ment, stating in vigorous terms his
conviction that immediate action is
needed If the rightful heritage Of pos
terity in natural resources is to be pre-
served.
The message says:
To the Senate and House Of Repre-
sentatives:
transmit herewith report Of the
national conservation commission, to-
gether with the accompanying papers.
This report, which is the outgrowth
of the conference of governors last
May, was unanimously approved by
the recent joint conference held In this
city between the national conserva-
ton commission and governors Of
states, state conservation commissions
and conservation committees Of great
organizations Of citizens. It is there
fore in a peculiar sense representative
of the whole nation and all its parts.
With the statements and conclusions
of this report I heartily concur, and
commend it to the thoughtful considera-
ton both OF the congress and of our
people generally. It is one of the most
fundamentally important documents
ever laid before the American people.
1t contains the first inventory Of its
natural resources ever made by any
nation. In condensed form it presents
q statement Of our available capital In
material resources, which are the
means of progress, and calls attention
the perpetuity. safety and welfare of
this nation now rest and must always
continue to rest. It deserves and should
have the widest possible distribution
among the people.
The facts set forth in this report
constitute an imperative cali to action.
The situation they disclose demands
that we neglecting for time, IL need
be, smaller and less vital questions,
shall concentrate an effective part Of
our attention upon the great material
foundations Of national existence, prog
ress and prosperity.
Immediate Action Needed.
This first inventory Of natural re-
sources prepared by the national con-
servation commission is undoubtedly
but the beginning Of q series which
will be Indispensable for dealing intel
ligently with what we have. It sup
plies ~ close an approximation to the
actual facts as 1t was possible to pre-
pare with the knowledge and time
available. The progress Of our knowl-
edge Of this country will continually
lead to more accurate information and
better use Of the sources Of national
strength. But we cannot defer action
until complete accuracy in the esti-
mates can be reached, because before
that time many Of our resources will
be practically gone. It Is not neces-
sary that this inventory should be ex-
act In every minute detail. 1t is essen
tial that It should correctly describe
the general situation and that the
present inventory does. As It stands
Il n an irrefutable pSpof that the con-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-22

Recently enrolled among the fresh
men at the University of Pennsyl-
vania, is a Spanish nobleman. the
Marquis Carlos de Potestad. a youth
of eighteen who speaks English like
a native Of England. having attended
school in that country for several
years. and has already received his
A. b. degree there. His family is one
of the noblest in Spain. and his father
occupies a high government position
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-22
ENTER "WHlZ"-EXlT DIRT

Take the dirtiest, grimiest and
greasiest hands that ever happened
rub little "Whiz" over them-add a
little water-see how it gets right
down into the cracks and takes out
the dirt. and it leaves the hands soft
and smooth, too. Nothing like it ever
made. Get 1t at your grocer's.
p. SIT lasts longer than soap.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-22
Laxative for
Women Free

There Is Z great difference in the
purposes to which laxative should
be put. Tablets and pills, salts, ETC.,
are usually violent purgatives or
cathartics. and altogether too power
full for the average person.
woman at all times needs only
. mild hxative-in fact, none other 10
needed BY anyone, weak or strong though
they may be, for the object 10 simply to
move the bowels. and u gentle laxative
will do It. what Is the use Of q violent
Dr. caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin has earned
Q well-deserved vogue among women and
children and old folks-people who must
necessarily be careful Of what they take
Il = . liquid laxative tonic and ad-
Sowsi remedy before the ss eeo sna
The price il only 50 cents or 81 q bottle.
~ Il comes In both sizes, and ali Drug
gists sell It. Its pleasant taste ana gentle
action make Il an ideal remedy for women
in consultation. torpid liver. sour stom-
like digestive complaints. It's use for .
short time win remove the trouble en-
tirely % that future medication win be
unnecessary: Its tonic properties build up
that they act naturally again That this
II % u the experience Of many heads OF
families. Nike Mrs. Brannan. Of Alvarndo.
Va, MrS. X. L. Stout. Of Louisville, E.y.,
and n..nercus Others: in fact, way out in
Of that place. writes. the whole town
4 the remedy , new to you and you
want g make trial Of L before buying.
sand your name to the doctors address
you. Than, e results are satisfactory
yOu cQ0 buy 1t az Your dru9RiSt