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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-07-30
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-07-30

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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-07-30
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The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
ATTENDED TO BUSINESS MATTERS UNTIL SHORT
While BEFORE END GAME, WITH FAMILY ABOUT
Three Reldpses LDithin 48 Hours
Uere Too Much For Sick Man to
ODercone.-Physicidn Still Declines
Cause of fDedth==NO Funeral Plans

NEW YORK, Sept. 9.-ShOrtly
before four o'clock, confirmation was
received i'm message to Mr.. Har-
riman's Offices of the death of the
great railroad man and financier at
1886 this afternoon at Arden.
The official announcement was im-
mediately made and the Offices closed
with brief bulletin posted stating
that on account of the death of E..
H. Hartman they would not be open
for time as yet indefinite. -. =.
The announcement of the end
brlght termination to a feyerish
q ltion Of doubt and uncertainty
MAch had prevailed in tense form
for 4S hours as to the actual cOndi-
tion of the health of the sick man.
Since yesterday morning three
rumors of his death had gained wide
circulation and belief in the streets,
to be dispelled little later by
positive and official denials from
Arden These rumors had in a man
ner paved the way for the final
elimination.
Early this morning it became
known in the street that the condi-
ton of Mr.. Hartman was serious;
that there had been change in the
night and that early today he sus-
tanned the third relapse within forty
eight hours.
At 9:45 DR.. Lyle issued bulletin
in which he stated that there had
been no change in the condition of
Mr.. Hartman. This was accepted as
bad news in the light of the know
ledge of the relapse during the night
and probably prepared the way for
a rumor of death which gained
currency shortly after IL O'Clock,
which met prompt denial through the
issuance of another bulletin by DR..
Lyle announcing no change in the
condition of his patient.
With this announcement there
was turn to optimism, discrediting
of the previous report having given
rise to the belief that the encourag-
ing view which the message from
Arden seemed to desire to create
was well founded and should not be
questioned.
Shortly before 1 o'clock it became
known in a narrow circle that a
private message had been received
from Arden summoning Judge
Loxett during the morning and that
it had conveyed the news that the
condition of Mr., Hartman was
critical. A little later it became
known that private message from
Arden at noon had reported Mr..
Hartman sinking and that the enorts
to sustain his heart were failing.
At Q o'clock it was known in the
street from advices from Arden that
the condition of the sick man was
such that hope for his recovery had
been abandoned and that sinking
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
DID
MURDER
Present Belief in
Case of the Dis
memberedBOdy
of Detroit Girl

DETROIT, Mich, Sept 9.-Dr
Geo. Fritch, held by the authorities
in connection with the tragic death OF
Mabelle Millman, of Ann Arbor, the
girl whose dismembered body was
found in the river the first of the
week, was taken before Chief De
tective Mcdonnell this morning and
subjected to a severe examination.
When Fritch stepped from Nc
DonnelPs Office after the examination
he was trembling from head to foot
and was hurredily escorted to a cell
No one was permitted to see him.
1t Is charged that Fritch per-
formed an operation on the gir
which resulted in her death, and tina
thereafter he made away with the
body to escape public indignation.
The arrest of DR.. Fritch followed
the return of Sheriff CASTOR from
Ann Arbor, where he had been look
ing up clews. The sheriff looked
through the records of the none,
order and registered letter depart.
ments at Ann Arbor in the hope tina
the postoffice records would show
who had sent registered letter con.
tanning money which Miss Millman
received before leaving on her tril
to Detroit three weeks ago.
Il am convinced that the girl wa
sent money by some man to have
performed surgical operation
said Sheriff CASTOR. This led he
to leave her home and deceive he
parents. The operation proved un
successful and she died.
Then her body was dismembere(
and thrown into Ecorse creek. TIL
girl was prepared in my opinion, tt
meet her fate and had aided in plan'
for secrecy should death follow"
1t is not known whether the Sher
iff made his Investigations at An
Arbor complete. He came back her,
in hurry and Dr.. Fritch's arres
followed. -
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
COOK HAVE DECISION AS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS AT BAT
HARBoR-sToRMY WEATHER DELAYING HIS PROGRESS
HONOR CONFERRED CooK-LATTER SAYS HE is
BRINGING EsQUIMOs CONFRONT PEARY.

servey, it becomes the duty of that
Institution to compute his notes with
out request from anyone, and II
Cook desires the survey to do SO,
it will go over his papers ALSO.
PARIS, Sept. 0.-n q signed
article in the Matin DIR. Cook replies
to Commander Peary, saying:,
II did not deem it well at first
to reply to the attacks of Commander
Peary. 1 thought it better to main
tain the reserve becoming a Gentle
man. Besides, if Peary has reached
the pole, / am glad of his success
1t does not prove that I have not
succeeded and before him.
DR.. Cook then takes up the charge
in detail with regard to the ques'
tions of provisions and his use Of
the Esquimos and continues:
According to Peary's statements
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
VIII FIGHT DOG ON LEVEL.
Man, on All-Fours, Literally on Sam,
Plain as Adversary.

ST. LOUIS, Spet. 9.-John Reno
of Medora, ILL.,, will fight bulldoi
at East Alton, tomorrow, for a purs
of $50.
When Reno landed in East Altor
Thursday, he heard talk about tn
prowess of Fighting jack" a bi
white bulldog, that never has beer
whipped and which once tore anothe
bulldog to pieces in pit. Reno e,
pressed a wish to fight "Fightin
Jack. = He will meet the dog o
the dogs level-on all fours. H
weighs 200 pounds. The dog weigh
55 pounds. Reno counts on bein
able to catch the dog by the foreleg
as it rushes upon him.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
BAD WRECK
IN GUT ON
CLARK LINE
TWO DEAD AND -FOUR FATALLY
HURT = LIMITED CRASHES
INTO FORGOTTEN TINTIC 10
CAL HEAD ON.

SALT LAKE, Sept. Slight per-
sons were badly injured, four of
these probably fatally and a score
less seriously injured in wreck of
the Los Angeles-Salt Lake railroad
this morning five miles north of
Tintic Junction, seventy miles from
this city.
The westbound limited train to Los
Angeles ran into a local train from
Eureka, head on, in cut on curve.
The limited was making up time
and forgot the approach of the To-
cal. The engines and several cars
were thrown from the tracks and
the engineer, fireman and two pas
sengers on the limited probably
fatally hurt.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

PORT ARTHUR, LabadOr, Sept.
0.-The steamer Roosevelt, with
Commander Peary on board, is still
at Battle HarbOr. The weather is
fine here but stormy to the north.
COPENHAGEN, Sept. 0.-The de-
gree Of Doctor of HOnOris Causa was
conferred today on DIR. Cook, the ex-
plorer, by the University Of Copen-
hagen, in the present of the Grown
Prince and DISTINGUISHED gather
ing.
WASHINGTON, Sept. D. The
coast geodetic survey will undertake
to arbitrate the Peary-COOk North
pole controversy, providing that DIR.
Cook requests it to do so. In view
of the fact that Peary is operating
under the direction of the GeOdetiC
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
CEODETIC SURVEY TENDERS ITS OFFICES
TO SETTLE COOK -PEARY CONTEST BY DATA

my Esquimaux said did not go very
far north. Let this answer: Sverdrup
has undertaken to command an ex-
petition to seek out my two Es-
quimaux and bring them back to
civilization. 1t is who will pay the
expenses of this expedition. We will
see what they will say
81 am asked for proofs of my
Continued on page four.)
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

Mark G. Bradshaw, Lucky Boy
engineer, has given an aeroplane of
his own construction successful test,
flying twelve miles along the shore
of Walker Lake.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

Thirty bars of bullion, weighing
2250 pounds, were shipped from
Montana-Tonopah for the last fifteen
days run. ..ss...s.a
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
MEN RETURN TO WORK.

More Than 1000 Back on the
Pressed Steel Car Job.
PITTSBURG, Sept. 9.-More than
1000 men are at work in the plant
of the Pressed Steel Car company,
the strike having been declared off
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

Alabama posses with dogs are
securing the woods about Grady for
William Stevenson, who shot his wife
and stepdaughter, killing the latter
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
DEATH FINDS q. 4. HARRIhAN'S AFFAIRS In ORDER

ACTION MARKET UNDER FREQUENT RE-
PORTS OF THE DEATH OF KNOW
LEDGE DURING AFTERNOON HOURS THAT THERE WAS
PRACTICALLY HOPE RECOVERY GIVES STRENGTH
SUSTAINED AND CONFIDENCE IN
FUTURE DOMINANT.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY.

Charged with stealing mail from
residence boxes, Allen Posner and
Emily Maddox, of Snyder, were ar
rested in Chicago.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
NEVADA TELEGRAPH BRIEFS.

Shoshone mill cleanup of Angus
is stated at 10000 ounces of value
of a little better than so per ounce
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

Threen new furnaces have been
put In operation at Carson mint and
it is expected that its output will be
four times greater.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

spell at any moment might bring the
end, although there was the chance
that his vitality might yet save him.
With this knowledge there came a
waiting attitude in the street which
was maintained to the end, without
show of excitement or material
change in the course of business, the
brunt of the blow thus being parried
and alarm allayed. Official news re-
ceived later of Mr. Hartman death
came without attendance of excite
sment,- though extras containing
meagsr announcements of death
We're bought by the hundreds of
thousands.
( ARDEN, Sept. 9.-Beyond the Of
fetal announcement of the death of
E.. H. Hartman there has been moth
ing given out here from the Harri-
man household. 1t is stated that ar
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

A test of the Illinois law forbid
ding the employment of females for
more than ten hours a day was be-
gun in Chicago by w. G. Ritchie &
Co.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
ELY-COLDF|ELD SURVEY HAS
Been BROUGHT TO FINISH

Locating Tdewater
yesterday morning
the Eoldfed road COM
Los Angeles make his final report
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

AFFAIRS H.
DEVELOP DURING
DISPOSED INTERESTS
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
Great E>1ancier Fought to the Uery Last Hour
. . . . . oe .
. METAL MARKET.

NEW YORK, Sept. Coop Z
: per weak, Standard spot sold I
$12.3O to 1855. October $f2.4O I
to 1855. Lead easy $4.35 to I
4.3T1ss Silver 81 u. ,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10
S. ". ECCLES TO PAY VISIT
TO DISTRICT NEXT week

w. in
to smelling
probably here
which likely
Improvement winter.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

Mrs. ]. G. Cash, chief telephone
operator at Reno, is recovering from
poison contained in bottle of wine
sent her by an unknown man, who
signed himself "Your Admirer." !"
enough strychnine was in the bottle
to have killed half a dozen. The
police have no clue
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

An eleven year old son of James
Ryan, of Caliente, is dead from lock-
jaw, growing from a gun shot wound
in the arm from accidental discharge
of the weapon while the boy was
chasing a dog.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

Continued on page three.)
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-09-10

. WHEAT TAKES JUMP.
&. CHICAGO, Sept. 9.-Septem- I
Der wheat closed at $1.O1 Il.
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The Topeka state journal., 1909-02-27
HYHAWKER .JOTS

The Wichita Eagle expresses the
opinion that the old Indian chief
Geronimo is probably not as much of
life. :" 80 - -
Commenting on a dispatch to the
effect that Miss Helen Taft has
tgolden maple hair" the Arkansas
City X Ray says: Golden maple is
Sas.''
The Emporia Gazette calls the at
tention of the Japanese in this coun-
try to the fact that they might as
the Hoiyrood Banner has just printed
a two column editorial making 1t clear
that they are not wanted in this
country.
A healthy denial is made by the
Stockton News of the report that it
had died a sudden or any other kind
of a death. Sam Carroll, its editor,
explains that the failure of the paper
to make regular appearance for two
weeks was due to the fact that the
printer skipped out during the alb
sence of the editor.
A new town in Stanton county has
been chriStened 'Peacherino." This is
presumably something beyond the su-
perlative degree of "peachy." Such
name would properly fit a good many
Kansas towns but that is no sufficient
reason why any one of them, or even
the new one, should be called by it.
By means of a voting contest the
Wichita Beacon added 6,S27 subscribers
to its list. This might be regarded as a
vindication for the voting contest, but
the fact remains that the people ought
to subscribe for such an excellent pa
per as the Beacon without motor cars
being given away, says the Kansas City
Star.
The Osborne Farmer has observed:
"Talk with a farmer while and he
will tell you that he hopes to some day
accumulate enough so he can move to
town and take things easy. Talk to
town man and he longs for the day
when he can get a small farm and move
to the country and live in comfort and
have fresh butter and eggs on his
table every meal and chicken when
ever he wants it."
A factory for making cement
shingles has been established at lola,
and the Salina Journal remarks that
kind that mother used to use. This
hope is surely not current with the
younger generations for a cement
shingle would have no give or spring
to II. An application Of one might
not have the singing effect that
wooden shingle has, but a blow from
a cement paddle would certainly be
of the Knockout variety.
The Salina Journal notes that a strik-
ing feature of the presentation of the
Tempest and Sunshine" show in that
town was the attempt of the audience
to escape before the play was over. 1t
says: "At the end Of the seventeenth
act the audience arose and started to
go home having had its moneys worth
perhaps, and being an honest audience,
but one Of the actors, with fine sense
of generosity, stepped before the cur
tain and begged it to be seated as there
was to be another convulsion and the
company wanted witnesses.
The Topeka state journal., 1909-02-27
GETTING AHEAD.

I am sorry, my friend; am full of re-
That happened to tread on your toes;
But they stayed where my foot eonclud-
ed to set.
They were right in the place that
chose.
It was painful to you. You have reason
to grumble,
me to stumble.
1 have smashed them beneath my big
heel, do you say?
Then please keep them away!
struck
With a great deal of force in your side,
But you STOOD in my way, which was
And the mild kind of methods I've tried.
In the rear I'm not willing to mildew or
I must push to the front with both elbow
and shoulder.
II your ribs have been fractured, forgive
me, I pray,
But keep out of my way.
I am sorry, my friend. if I've given Of
fepse.
As I gather have by your frown.
But you blocked up my passage COM
pletely, and hence
could not avoid knocking you down.
was Justified, too, as you can't help adj
When got up ahead to nay place by hard
It's the motto of every good hustler to-
''Hey! Keep out of my way."
Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal., 1909-02-27
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Among the least dependable of things
are weather representations
a 4
A person who is handy with explana-
tions is never trusted to any great ex-
tent.
y
Long distant walking benefits one In
many ways but most materially by saw
ing car fare.
X =
There are altogether too many per-
sons in the world who apparently have
no other pursuit than telling others
where they are in the wrong,
n =
OF all hard luck that falls to the lot
of a woman the worst is for her to find
a friend at home when she called be-
cause she thought the "friend'' was out.
The Topeka state journal., 1909-02-27
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atchison Globe. l

1t is often the case that a man
should ask his neighbors to forgive
him, instead of the Lord.
A boy doesn't care much for a COM
pliment for himself but he greatly ap
preciates one for his dog.
The most uncertain thing in the
world is probably the tenor man
makes up when there is singing.
If some women admitted that they
picked out the hats they wear, there
would be strong evidence to send
them to the insane asylum.
We suppose there never was a mar
ried woman who did not say to some
one, at some time, that If 1t wasn't for
the children, she would leave him.
There are said to be seven great
woman's opinion that if an eighth
were added it would be mans con-
science.
What has become of the old-fash-
ioned man who was a great jumper.
and who held a stone in each hand
when he jumped, which he threw out
behind him?
Did you ever stop to think that al
most every minute in the day some
one, somewhere, is having teeth
pulled? This proves that there is al
ways someone worse off than you are.
A young girl is never very we'll sat-
isfied with an old woman'S style of
dress. But matters between them are
about Stand-OT: 1he OIQ woman IS
likely to be dissatisfied with the young
girls manners.
A horse is so constructed by nature
that he has no desire to do anything
which will injure his health: he walks
around whatever is not good for him,
and without a struggle. But man is
so constructed that whatever is not
good for him, he wants to do. He eats
| too much, and he eats too fast; he
| drinks while eating, and there is moth
| ing proper that he does without an
effort. Why this distinction in favor
| of a horse? 1t may be said that a
horse has only instinct. while a man
has reason, which he should use. 1t
| is a pity that man was not given more
| instinct, and less reason.
The Topeka state journal., 1909-02-27

the Hammond Packing company and
the Beef trust
Justice Whites decision against
the packing company will become
historic and often cited charter Of the
public right to publicity in the affairs
of corpora tions. The Hammond COM
pany refused to produce its books at
the bidding of the Arkansas court.
Justice White declares that a corpora
ton must live in the light of day and
De ever prepared to exhibit its pro-
ceedings to its creator, the state
This supplements the previous de-
cision that the Tobac eco trust could not
hide its interstate proceedings from
federal court scrutiny.
corporations may not grant favOrs
or rebates They must submit to state
and federal regulation. They must
live in the light of day What
more, what better laws are necessary
to restrain their greed? Faithfulness
and energy in the execution of law
are the great need"
The Topeka state journal., 1909-02-27
QUAKER MEDIrATIoNs.
[From the Philadelphia Record.l

CFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
When the giraffe has a sore throat
it is generally a long illness.
A girl naturally likes a fellow with
a go to him, if he takes her along.
When a man is able to predict the
direction of the wind he is apt to be-
come a little vain.
1t is all right to hitch your wagon
to a star, but it is just as well to have
parachute attachment.
A man never knows what he can do
till he tries, but there are some things
1t is just as well not to try.
No, Maude, dear; when the Theos-
ophists speak of Nirvana, they are not
booming patent medicine.
A man generally finds it easy enough
to paddle his own canoe after he mas
acquired the canoe and paddle.
she-''Men are much more forgetful
than women" He-"Naturally; men
don't hear so much gossip as women"
Poverty is a sure cure for dyspepsia,
but as in most ailments, the average
man would rather have the disease
than the cure.
Tommy-''Pop, what is the difference
between a genius and a celebrity?'
Tommy's Pop-"Well. my son, cele-
brity generally has a dress suit
"Plenty of sleep is the secret of pre-
serving ones beauty" observed the
Mug: "I don't recall that night watch
men are particularly handsome"
Nell-"I'm afraid Mr.. Guzzler had
TOO much to drink at the dinner last
night" Belle-"What makes you think
so?" Nell When the charlotte russo
was serv ID he tried to blow the froth
off !"