The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-12
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OK 4 " o OU Paradoxical as 1t may appear, a young man generally uses 8 lot of rye l when sowing his wild oats. Chinese farmers foresee approaching storms by observing birds. In Ameri- ca women often foresee approaching in shop windows for when the price is mentioned to their husbands that's when the storm comes.
 Deaf bicyclists in England carry badges at the rear of their wheels to prevent their being run over by motor ists This would appear to be entirely unnecessary as one can usually smell the autos when they're anywhere in A certain facetious husband of montgomery is telling 1t around that his wife put the ehildren's Christmas, tree on her hat. It does look like 1t.
 About the easiesd thing in the world sort of assistance is fault
 Lincoln anecdotes are as numerous today as flies in the summer time.
 barber was held up by highway men in St. Louis the other day. The Times says he had . close shave.
 A St. Louis girl has just run away draIna.S The fact that she is s from Missouri Ia of course sufficient excuse fpF her to De shown,
 Four hundred Europeara young women landed in New York tho other day and have set out to find husbands. This on top of the fact that 1t is get ting to be fad for state legislatures dency to run every bachelor out of the country where we presume we will nave to take up quarters in the Isle
 Impuasive insanity is the latest style of defense for wealthy murderers. It's everything in name you know.
 Jack Binns, the wireless operator who saved some 1,eoO lives recently Is being Hobsonized, lIonized and has been invited by managers to enter vaudeville, The young man, however, tsIy,n very sensibly prefers to go on at
 A member of the Wisconsin lewisla- ture walked from his home to the state capital, a distance of seventy -eighE doesn't bother that sort of peripS- tetic.
 A Chicago millionaire has retired, This millionaire has the most retiring sy disposition of any of whom we ever heard before.
 anybody who doesn't at some time or other hand you advieeg This seems 10 be some peoples chief work In life.
 Missouri man courted a woman married him. If their welded life Is unhappy he has no one to blame but himself.
 It will cost s25 a plate to attend the As there will be no stringy little Georgia marsupials on the menu per haps 1t will be worth 1t
 Charlotte Perkins Gilman says that woman is only part of speech. This being true we'd hate to hear all of it. that's all. valentine or two; the chances are you will get one.
 A Pennsylvania widow died from complications which were brought on of teeth. thus cheating a dentist out of a job,
 A New York club woman estimates that every day of the year in New York City there are 4.0e0 women play ing bridge. No wonder the divorce courts are working overtime because of neglected homes.
 Sopoa+inoas xvornA,, vvill xvorrv ,,,hAr they are perfectly happy over think ing that perhaps they win not always be.
 MT. Taft says Women don't need to vote.' This is terrible break for a popular pfesidentrelect to make. just when he Is being wined and dined.
 It is just like juggling for some people to keep up appearances. but they insist on doing it,
 A Wisconsin legislator has intro- men to wear corsets. Wonder if this bill will have a tight squeeze to get through.
 Never try to kiss striking beauty. She may strike you very forcibbly.
 Always being in pickle very natur- ally incurs sour disposition.
 The Japanese School Boy has been vindicated, thanks to T. R. and can now go ahead and learn to read and write and play hockey and football and other useful accomplishments in the public schools of California;
 Those Dear Girls.
 My face is my fortune" said the You mean your misfortune.' her rival said.
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 There are now 1,939 branches of the Young Mems Christian Association in North America with 456,o00 members. It's rrOuarty Is now valuad at &60 nOO-