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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
WOMAN BROWNS HERSELF
Despondent Over III Health, Mrs.
Frances Jenkins Commits Suicide.

Madison, Wis. Aug. S.-Despondent
on account of i'll health, Mrs. Frances
jenkins, aged fifty-eight, wife of J.
Franklin Jenkins, carpenter. threw,
herself into Lake Mendoza and was
drowned.
She left Lote informing her hus-
band where he could find her body.
The couple were married year ago
last April, the dead woman having
been a widow.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
The Drawback.

ELSIE says there was only one draw
back to her wedding"
aWhat was that?"
"She says her father looked too
cheerful when he gave her away.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
His Provisions.

Bootmaker ito arctic explorer just
returned) . How did you like those
boots made for you. sir? Arctic Elk
plorer- Excellent. Best | ever tasted.
London Taller
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
On the Fence.

THAT woman won't take either side
Of the social dispute until she is rea-
sonably sure which one is going to
win. She's catp'
"Ah. then that accounts for her be-
ing on the fencer : Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
A ReIiabEe
Remedy
EIy's Cream Balm
is quickly absorbed.

Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased MEM
brane resulting from
Catarrh and drives
away a Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses of
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06

Taste and Smell. Full size 50 cts, at Drug
gists or by mail. In liquid form, IS cents.
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren Street, New York.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
AS Walter Saw 1t.

Walter. aged seven. is a wise soil
who knows not only his own father.
but his own mother likewise.
'Now. Walter" said the teacher. ii
your father could do a piece of work in
one hour and your mother could also
do it in one hour. how long would 1t
take both of them to do it together!
Three hoursr' replied the scholar
without hesitation.
Wrong said the teacher. How
do you make that?''
Three hours" repeated Walter stoi-
idly counting the time they'd waste
arguing about how it should be done. :
London Scraps.
All Marriages Are Love Marriages.
WAS it love marriage do you
Think
Certainly All marriages are love
marriages.
Isn't that rather sweeping state
ment?
Not at ALL There is a love of adj
venture. you know: love Of luxury.
love of advertising and various other
kinds of love There is no need of go
ing into details when one speaks OF
love marriage. Chicago Post.
AS to Luols.
'1 wonder if anybody's as unlucky
as am" grumbled the first pessinlist-
II never have any luck at all
Huh snorted the other. You're
lucky. It's better to never have any
luck at all than TO be always having
bad luck like me" -Phila6elphil Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06

The owl may not be as wise as Dc
looks but he is wise enough not 10
try TO work both the night and da.
shifts Atchison Globe.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-08-06
The AVERAGE.

PA. what's an average man?'
Zone who thinks his employers Dusi
ness would be run a good deal better
If he could have more to say in the
matter himself"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

she will be compelled to suffer when
she shall have taken from her her only
prop-masculine chivalry.
What binders women from attain
ment of any intellectual desire? They
have every opportunity for becoming
cultivated. Nobody has placed any re-
straint upon women exercising their
mental faculties to the fullest.
IF they wasted less time in the "trip
perry and tinsel they would have time
on their hands to study all the ologies
and isms in the university curriculum.
Masculine Tyranny.
why has woman permitted man to
place her in a position which obliges
her to consult external appearance in
a name not demanded of man, thus
making her to be admired for what is
on her and not what is in her? They
talk about the masculine tyranny. 1t
is as CALLING and as uncomplimentary
as in their ready obedience to any
mandate tina emanates from the Paris
milliner, who sends them forth with an
artistic collection of shrubbery forming
the headgear of modern women
"They follow this ~implacable despot
with ~nauseating docility, whether she
orders a miniature washtub or a pro-
sale milk pail.
A Life of Lies.
Love of admiration is not of itself
wrong, but when this desire for praise
is based upon a lie and becomes he
prolific cause of countless other hes.
when 1t actually accompanies the sac
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
TILTED, SHE SAYS; ASKS
$4,000 AS HEART BALM.

On the very day and in the place set
for her marriage to Paul H. Williams,
of 55S South Twelfth street. Miss Jo-
hanna Schroeder, of COS South Nine
tenth street, declares, he welded an
other. The shock to her emotions
caused by this unfeeling action was SO
great that Miss Schroeder wants $1,000
balm She has already commenced
suit. She said that after an ardent
courtship of over a year. Williams pro-
posed, was accepted and set the happy
event for July 30. On the afternoon of
that day. she says, she learned he had
married Miss Annie Goebel, of 544 South
Eleventh street.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
SUCCEEDS MRS. WILLIAMSON.
ON VINELAND HOME BOARD.
Fort Appoints Miss Ida B. Phil
lips, His Assistant Secretary.
Especial to the Newark Start

TRENTON. Aug. 19.-Governor Fort
has appointed Miss Ida B. Phillips, of
this city. a member of the board OF
managers of the Home for Feeble
minded Women. IN Vineland, to succeed
the late Mrs. Emily E. Williamson, of
Elizabeth.
Miss Phillips is Governor Forts as
sistant secretary, and in tina position
has had charge of all applications for
the admission of patients to the Vine.
land institution. besides other prelimin-
airy work connected with the home.
She was also associated with the late
Mrs. Williamson in other charitable
works throughout the State.
Miss Phillips has been assistant sec
rotary to the Governor for three years.
she having been appointed to that posi-
ton under the Stokes administration.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
VOLUNTEERS TO
AGAIN VIEW BATTLEFIELD
Especial to the Newark star

MORRISTOWN. Aug. 19.-Alonzo A.
Doty, of this city, president of the
Fifteenth Regiment Volunteers Veteran
Association of New Jersey, has just is
sued an order for the thirtieth annual
reunion to be held in this city on Sep
TENDER 16. At the business meeting to
be held in Torbert Post headquarters
the monument committee will report
ard plans for an excursion to the Vir-
GINA battlefelds next year will be sub
mitted for approval. The local commit
tee on entertainment includes Alonzo
a., qDoty. Vice-Chancellor John r..
Emery. Fcster H. Langdon. Charles II.
Guerin. Charles F. Axtell n Manuel
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
DIFFERENCE OF DETAIL
IN ASSAULT CASE.
Wife Said 1t Was Flatiron, Hus-
band Called II SmoOthing-irOn.

When Mrs. Frederick Sprissler, of Is
Newark street. appeared in the Second
Precinct Court today against her hus-
band she was rudely interrupted by the
prisoner when she declared that he had
struck her with a fiatiron.
1T was not a h%atiron, your honor"
he said to Acting Judge Yuill, but a
smoothing-iron."
This little detail having been adj
justed. the court urged Mrs. Sprissler
to make a formal complaint against
her husband. that he might be SEN
fenced. Mrs. Sprissler. overawed by
the courtroom surroundings. developed
a chill in her pedal extremities and re-
fused to make the complaint.
Sprissler was dismissed with a warn
ing.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

rihce of self-respect and principle, then
it becomes a vice, as in the case of cur
rent extravaganza of the feminine.
1.-THE growing discomfort over what
women regard as their neglect has
produced many asperities and such bit
terness on the part of the sereeching
and screaming sisterhood. who display
by their assertiveness q strange lack
of confidence in their fathers and hus-
bands.
1.-The moral condition of the race de-
ponds far more upon woman than man.
BY keeping up the standard h has
everything to gain and by lowering it
everything to lose"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19


Former Mayor Isaac Shoenthal, of
Orange, came out positively and an
nounced his candidacy for surrogate,
declaring that he would issue a state
ment today. This is the first time Major
Shoenthal has made any definite an
nouncement of his political plans.
Former United States Senator James
Smith, jr., arrived at the grounds just
as the party was sitting down to din
ner. and everything was suspended
while the gathering rose to cheer him.
Mayor Wittpenn was a little slow in ar
irving. but when he did come he brought
with him Corporation Counsel Warren
Dixon and Corporation Attorney James
Murphy. Assemhlyman Charles p. Oh
well, Joseph P. Tumulty, Amadeus Va
lente and James Baker, of Hudson
county, came over from shore resorts.
At the head of the guests table sat
City Counsel James r. Nugent, chair
mar of the State Democratic Commit
tee, and president of the association.
With him were: Messrs. Wittpenn,
Dixon, Murphy, Tumulty and the other
Jersey Cityites; Tyler Parmly, chair
man of the Essex County Democratic
Committee; Surrogate Crater, of Mon
mouth; former Senator Williams Keys,
of Somerset: Peter Hauck. sr., and
many other Democrats of note. The
others of the party went up in relays
to talk to the leaders, so that there was
never a moment when there was not a
crowd around them. Mayor Jacob
Haussling spent all of his time with
boys" at the end of the table
60 rtbaSf fro,, tha onaSts
"UncIe Dan, Now a Parker.
On the trip the party was Joined by
the Morris county freeholders and their
friends. headed by State Treasurer
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
DEPARTMENT STORE
DRIVER BREAKS LEG.

Eugene Clark. is years old. living at
Sc West End avenue. a driver in the
employ of a Market street department
store. was struck by a car early this
morning at Warren and Washington
streets and sustained a severe fracture
of his left leg below the knee. He was
removed to the City Hospital
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
COMMON COUNCIL CUTS
OUT DINNER FOR CHARITY,

The Common Council committee OIL
baseball at it's meeting yesterday de-
cided to abandon its plan for having a
dinner after the game with the free
holders next Thursday. and instead de-
vote all their energies to selling tickets
Aldermen Baum, Hopping and Nc
We're appointed on a sub-com-
mittee to look after that n of the
work. The proceeds will go to charity.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
UNDERGRADUATES SON DIES.

Edmund Harrigan Reilly. the Z
months-old son of u~ndersheriff Charles
Reilly, died yesterday in Fort Lee,
N. ", where the mother was spending
her vacation.-The interment will take
place late this afternoon in the Ceme-
terry OF the Holy Sepulchre. An in
fantile disease caused the thiId's DEATH
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
ACCIDENT VICTIM LEAVES HOSPITAL

Alphonso Rosinia, of 297 Miller street.
Sc years of age. employed by the street
cleaning department. who was run over
by a grocery wagon at Ashbridge and
Darcy streets yesterday. had
sufficiently today TO ieave the St James
Hospital
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
sELIdMAN's FUNERAL TOMORROW.

Especial TO the Newark Start
DEAL, Aug. 19.-The funeral services
for Samuel j. Seligman, retired banker.
who died suddenly from heart failure,
will be held here tomorrow morning at
o o'clock.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

whom he condemns, the priests inter
viewer quotes him as follows:
LISA farce. this highly educated,
screeching, childless and husbandless
sisterhood. 1t might be a ~laughable
show were it not for the effect such
antics may have upon the young of
the present generation. Women dom
want higher education or culture, If we
are to Judge from the energy and am
bition of that body of them who have
wealth and leisure to enable them to
get it if they cared for it. They do
not exert themselves other than to ac-
uuire a few charming s~uperlatives
varied by an appropriate giggle or two,
which equipment is sufficient to get
them along in polite society.
Court Admiration for Their Clothes.
1.-THE inordinate trivialties of femi-
niuity do not point to a desire for men,
tai development and in losing their
reverence for older responsibilities in
an attempt to overstep their limita-
lions these women have beer thrown
upon a sea of vapidity and discomfort.
'"They like to be and are admired,
not for VIA is in them, but rather for
what is on them. AS woman is neither
the mental nor physical equal of man
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

Republican leader in Morris, inc most
of those In his party were of the same
political faith. Two years ago, how
ever. it happened that the Morris county
outing was held at the same time and
place as that of the Parkers INK since
then the Morris people make it a point
to meet the association, if only for a
little while. on their excursion. Yes
terday they left the Parlxers in Atlantic
Highlands. but not before Uncle DAM
had pinned a Norris badge on Mr..
Nugent, and the latter had made Uncle
DAM an honorary member Of the 1850
citation.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

Johnson. The visitors will be enter
tained by an automobile ride about the
city. $. w. Gordon, of Newark, is Sec
rotary of the association.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

Group TO-. L. left top Dr.. Patrick J. McGuines and Patrick II. Ryan,
of the Fifth Ward; ohn j.. Flynn and Dr. augustus j. Mitchell, Of IN
Board of City Home ustees-G u N o. p top centre, Mayor /. OTTO
FWinpenn. of Jersey City; m n Nugent, president of the Joel Parker vs.
sociaHon; John j. Berry, regular Democratic candidate Tor nomination for
nm Mayor Jacob HnusIing of ewark-GrOu To- A. centre, eH, Mhnam D.
BnhrM former a. Commissioner Philip Lowry, Peter Hnuck, sr. ad Assem-
Edward Kenny-GrOupN To- s. centre, lay o Frederick ymou of Or
John j. Gafney, electrical inspector of Newark ant former mayor ISaae
works Commissioners George H Lam bert IN uperfntendent o Buildings
William p. ORourke-GroupN NJ. Il next bouom, secretary Washington Cross
OF tn ESSEX County Democratic Conn ittee; Chairman Tyler ParmTy, of the
ounty Democratic committees; former senator William j. Ne!s, or son-
ersef county,, and Fire Commissioner Matthias tahon-Group TO- B. Douom
Alderman Albert II. BiertuenpfeI. of he Twelfth ward; Alderman William Il.
ecker Of thu Sixteenth ward;A derma an Elmer A.. Day OF thu Second ward;
Assemby mar Patrick H. Corish, he Twelfth ward ergeant Patrick
Ryan ant Joseph Farrell. of he Newar k Detective Bureau, ans ihord bt
Hvant 49,
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
JOEL PARKERS
TRIP GREATEST IN
CLUBS HISTORY
Friends Boom Wittpenn for Gov
ernOr-Kenny the Next
Speaker.

The following verse was inspired by
Alderman Elmer E. Day and written
by Fire Commissioner Matthias STRAIT
ton, imbued by the spirit of good fell
lowship that prevailed on the Joel Par
ker outing to Port-au-Peck yesterday:
Smile
Awhile,
And while
You smile
Another smiles:
And soon there are
Miles and miles
OF smiles,
And LIES
Worth while
Because
You smile"
And they're smiling yeti
Greatest Ever, All Agree.
Never was there such a Joel Parker
outing, and there have been some pretty
good ones too. in the last thirty-one
years. Every one was happy and every
one talked politics, opponents discuss
ing their plans with one another with
the utmost candor, Anyone who had a
political opinion (and every one seemed
to have brought at least one with him
for exhibition purposes) trotted it out
and gave 1t an airing. while talk of
g~ubernatorial candidates. few in all
directions, and people were doomed for
every office in the State.
Asemblyman Edward Kenny, of
Hudson, vas started on his way to the
Governors chair by Secretary william
K. Devereaux, of the State Democratic
Committee, out it was also decided that
first he must be speaker of the 1910
House. Mr.. Kenny admitted that he
had mad the same thought in mind for
some time.
Mayor H. Otto Wittpenn. of Jersey
City, whose friends entered him for the
race for Governor. and worked his
boom steadily all day, declared that just
now he was devoting his time to being
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 19.-Declaring that
the vanity of woman is impsriling the
S. j., who for nineteen years was a
member of the faculty of st. Louis
University and has held the chair of
philosophy there and for many years
was dean of theology, yesterday strong
ly denounced as a farce this highly
educated, screeching, childless and
husbandless sisterhood."
Father Sullivan has resigned be-
cause of i'll health.
Acquire Charming Superlatives.
Regarding his views of the women
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
shoenthal a Candidate.

mayor of Jersey City and being re.
elected.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
WOMAHPS VANITY
ROUNDLY SCORED,
CALLED MENACE
ITS a Farce, This Highly Edu-
Gated, Screening, ChiIdIess
SisterhOod, Priest Declares.
"Screeehfng, Hus6andzess,
CbfldleSS Sisterhood.

They like to be and are ad-
mired, not for what Is in them. .
but rather for what is on them.
AS woman Is neither the mental
nor physical equal of man she will
be compelled to suffer when she
shall have taken from her her
only prop-masculine chivalry.
IF women wasted less time in
the frippery and tinsel and gossip
of the modern social functions
they would have time on their
hands to study all the ologies
and isms in the university curric-
ulum.
They readily obey any man.
date that emanates from the
Paris milliner, who sends them
forth with an artistic collection
of shrubbery forming the head
gear of modern women.
They follow this implacable
despot with nauseating docility,
whether she orders a miniature
washtub or a prosaic milk pail"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-19
"UncIe Danv Now a Parker.

On the trip the party was Joined by
he Morris county freeholders and their
headed by State Treasurer
Uncle Dan" Voorhees,. Uncle Oar" is
The Washington times., 1909-05-30

That Washington has excellent Mara
thon material and that Baltimore also
has its quota is the deduction 10 be
drawn today from the fifteen-mile Mar
athon which was run yesterday by a
Washington newspaper.
Another feature to which Washing
tonians have awakened today Is the
tremendous amount of interest in Mara
thon running. It has been estimated
that fifty thousand people saw the race,
and while that may be exaggerated, i
IS nevertheless true that the city IS
worked up over that style OF com
petition. Performers of national repu-
tatfon were imported for the Marathon
held here yesterday, and with their
experience and careful handling by
trainers making a speciality of distance
men, there was no surprise when the
Northern contingent carried off most Of
the prizes but at that Washington and
Baltimore had between them thirty-one
men in the forty-seven that finished
out of the los starters.
Considering the fact that distance
running has been practically unknown
In Washington. and has never attracted
much attention in Baltimore this show
ing IS remarkable. Had It not been for
the imported talent those two cities
would have furnished splendid contest,
such as Is expected when The Wash
ington Times-Balumore News Marathon
IS held on June y which VIII be almost
altogether an intercity event.
Charles Muller, Mohawk Athletic
Club. New York city, finished first yes
terday IN / hour 81 Efinutes a seconds.
Tommy Dryer. of the same club. was
second, IN 1 hour 81 minutes 25 seconds.
John J. DAILY. Irish-American Athletic
Club, New York city was third, IN 1
hour 80 minutes 9 seconds.
The sixth man IN was G. Stecker
Washington Y NJ c. A.. who made the
excellent time OF 1 hour 43 minutes I
second-ab0ut eight minutes behind
Muller.
The Mohawks won the first team
trophy the Mercury Athletic Club, Of
New York city. took the second trophy,
and the Washington Y. N. c. A the
third.
The Washington times., 1909-05-30
CAPITAL RUNNERS
SHOW FINE FORM
They and Baltimoreans Fur
nish 81 of At Survivors
in Marathon Race
HOW WASHINGTON MEN
CROSSED THE FINISH

}. G.. Stecker, Washington y. NJ.
G. As 1 mr. AZ min 1 sec.
Il. =. EnzOr, Washington Y. Nj.
Q. AL I hr, 43 min, 30 Sec
j. h. Weckesser, hIngtOn,
unattached; I mr.. 50 min. 80 sec.
G. Humphrey, Rational Guard
District of COIumbiaj / hr. 80 min.
46 see.
Humphrey Shaw, Z. Nj. q. A.,
Washington, / mr. 81 min. sec.
n. l.. Renner, Technical high
School, Washington.
W, @. GreenIey, Y. M. g. A.,
Washington.
}. NJ. QUITS, Y. NJ @. A, wrsh-
ingtOn.
r. A. Tonse, unattached, WUah-
inEtOn-
&. L.. Washington Technical
High school, N ashniEtOn.
Thomas h White, BiOOmingdaie
Athletic Club, Washington.
Warner CurIey, FrankiiE Ath-
Ietic Club, Washington
William ID Nelson unattached,
Washington.
Frank h. Frazier, BiO0mingdale
Athletic Club, ashinGtOn-
A. HiIdebrnnd, GurieY Athletic
Club, Washington.