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The bee., 1909-09-16
A Common Error.

Many people delude themselves
by saying ut will wear away -
when they notice symptoms of Kid
ney and bladder trouble. This il q
mistake. Take Foley's Kidney
Remedy, aud stop the drain on the
Vitality. Itcures backacfe, rheu-
matisnl, kidney and bladder trou.
bles, and makes every trace Of pain,
weakness and urinary trouble dis
appear. Why suffer longer and
risk having Bright's disease or dia-
betes. - s'a tioii
Sold by st. Bernard Min ing Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-09-16
A Burglar in Town

his name is "bad cough" He
doesn't care for gold or silver but he
will steal your health away. If he
appears in your house arrest him at
once with Billiards. HorehOund
Syrup, it may mean consumption IL
you don't. A cure for all coughs,
colds and chest troubles. Price 25c.,
soc. and 81 90 per bottle.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Co., In
corporated.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Fate Of the Spanish Woman.

Evelyn Milford, writing in the
Queen, says that the women of the
lower classes in Spain do not make
calls nor read books, and have no
parties" in the American sense Of
the word. They do their household
work and 80 to church, ana that u all
there f. a. life TO thee& fheir nus
bands sss very Jealous On then, ma
they grove old ana weary before their
time
The bee., 1909-09-16
Pig Errantry.

The report of the cattle market
committee presented at Colchester
town council the other day contained
an item as to pig starving, followed
by Resolved, That the town clerk
communicate with the offender, warn
ing him against committing any Of
Tense in future" 1t was touching to
hear that penitent animal giving its
word of honor that nothing of the
sort should occur again.-London
Globe.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Have You a Baby?

Then watch it closely. And
above all things don't let it suffer
any length of time and with worms
that is fatal. If it's complexion
gets yellow and pasty, IL 1t is list
less, cross or peevish, gets thin,
suffers with flatulence give 1t
Whites Cream Vermifuge. The
only cure that never fails and has
no bad effects.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee., 1909-09-16

There is but one mate for each man
and woman in the world and until
they recognize the fact and learn with
patience to await the note of absolute
conviction which is the one infallible
guide to happiness, marriages will fail
as they fail now and the church will
give its empty blessing to those ILL
assorted pairs whom God forever
leaves blessed.-Exchange
The bee., 1909-09-16
A Hurry Up Call.

Quick Mr.. Druggist-Quick A
box of Bucklen's Arnica Salve--
Here's a quarter-For the love of
Moses, hurryl Baby's burned him
self, terribly-Johnnie cut his foot
with the axe-Mamie's scaIded--
Pa can't walk from piles-Billie has
boils-and my corns ache. She got
IL and soon cured all the family.
It's the greatest healer on earth.
Sold by all druggists.
The bee., 1909-09-16
The spinster,s PRAYER.

Dear Lord" is the favorite prayer
of an Atchison spinster, make me to
see every time 1 come to thee with
complaints what my married brothers
and sisters have to put up with from
their children, that l may cease my
complaining, and be duly grateful that
thou hast seen fit in thy wisdom to
make a carefree spinster of me-
Atchison (Kan.) Globe.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Raaaed a White rlaresa.

From India comes a story Of an Al
bino tigress: A white tigress. eight
feet eight inches in length, has been
shot at Dhenkana state, Orisso. The
ground color was pure white and the
stripes were of deep reddish black.
The skin has been presented to the
rajah of Dhenkana, who has had it
mounted and placed. in his palace.
The hunters Of that country say that
It is the only white tiger they have
seen.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Hoppity Hop.

Are you just barely getting
around by the aid of crutches or a
cane? Unless you have lost a
limb or have detormity-if your
trouble is rheumatism, lumbago,
sprain, stiff joints, or anything Of
like nature use Billiards. Snow Lin
Iment and in no time you can throw
away your crutches and be as well
anyone. Price 25c., soc. and $1.00.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-09-16

The first reformer in any movement
has to meet with such a hard opposI-
ton and gets so battered and bespat-
tered that afterward, when people
find they have to accept his reform,
they will accept It more easily from
another man.-Lincoln.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Note for Wives.

II is said that no man can tell a ib
and keep his big toe still. If the wom-
en- will induce their husbands to take
off their shoes before they begin to
question them they can catch them in
falsehood every time.-Atchiso
Globe.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Pats Appreciation.

An artist had finished landscape;
on looking up, he beheld an Irish nav
Wy gazing at his canvas. "Well," said
the artist Familiarity. do you suppose
you could make a picture like that?"
The Irishman mopped his forehead a
moment Sure, man en- do amy
thing II he's druv to ut" be replied.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Algeria Taking to Condensed MIX.

Algeria, in common with many other
Of the backward countries of the east,
is taking with avidity to one product
of western vilization-oondensed
milk. The Swiss exporters get nearly
all the trade.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Wants a Ham sandwich Mine.

Really, we cannot fully express our
pleasure at the discovery of a new
diamond field in South Africa. Now,
II ham sandwich mine, near enough
to Macon for our children to work in,
could be located, our happiness would
be complete.--Macon News.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Has Poetry Enough; Wants Wood.

We have on hand more poetry than
we can find room for. What we need
is more wood. 1t is true the poetry is
pretty wooden. but it doesn't fling out
the warmth of oak and pine. We
therefore prefer an ordinary load of
wood to cord Of poetry.-Adams
(Ga.) Enterprise.
The bee., 1909-09-16

The man with the CLASSY eye and
preternaturally solemn demeanor put
down a sovereign at the booking ONCE
at Charing Cross. and demanded "a
ticket" what station?" snapped the
booking clerk. The would-be traveller
steadied himself. What stations
have your he asked with quiet dig
mtg. --London Globe.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Food for Pet Owls.

Young owls are easily raised on
fresh meat. Up to the age of four
or i've weeks. beef and mutton finely
chopped make a good food. After that.
mice. rats and English sparrows,
served whole. are in great demand
and come nearest their natural food.
These. If not too large, they will swal-
low whole.-St. Nicholas.
The bee., 1909-09-16
On Husbands.

There is always the consolation at
the bottom of the cup of splnsterhood
Better no husband than bad one.'
And the bad ones are over-plenty.-
Frances, in London T. P.'s Weekly.
The bee., 1909-09-16

Nothing is so contagious as enthu-
siasm. IL Is the real allegory Of the
tale OF Orpheus. II moves stones, It
charms brutes. Enthusiasm Is the
genius Of sincerity and truth accom-
plishes no victories without it.-BuI.
wer Lytton.
The bee., 1909-09-16
His Vain Rearet.

A Duluth four-year-old hopeful, who
was receiving an application OF the
corrective rod, looked up to his of.
Tended mother, who had told him OF
his prehistoric whereabouts. and said:
"Oh, mamma, J wish I'd stayed in
heavenl"
The bee., 1909-09-16
simnIe Cure for stutterina.

A German writer declares that slut
tering can be cured by simply en-
forcing the rule: do not open your
mouth till you are quite clear in your
head exactly what you want to say"
The bee., 1909-09-16
Mavbe He Does.

When we remember that a wood
pecker often works his way into a
tree with his bill, we wonder that a
woodpecker doesn't have headache
constantly. -Atchison Globe.
The bee., 1909-09-16

The London Times Of recent date
shows that Arabia is considered as
containing one Of the most consider
able areas Of unknown land in exist
ence.
The bee., 1909-09-16

An Atchfson man dief f9t1ay. and
when his remains were viewed at the
funeral a placarda waA lying On HE
breast which read: Now, win you, let
me alOnsG" There is a good deal Of
talk about the AFFAIR. The undertaken
says he placed the plaeard there at
the last request Of the deceased
Atchison Globe.
The bee., 1909-09-16

Constipation caures headache, nausea, dizzi-
ness, languor, heart palpitation. Drastic phys.
les grippe, sicken, weaken the bowels and don't
cure. Doan's Reglets act and gently cure con-
stipaiion. IS eeuts, Ask your druggist.
The bee., 1909-09-16
And So MANY Do.

Oar ain no doubt" said Uncle
Eben, dat money does mo- harm dan
good to a man dat regards II simply
as license to git proud an foolish"
The bee., 1909-09-16
The Philosopher Of Folly.

tits love that makes the world go
round" says the Philosopher of Folly.
"Isn't 1t pity that IL wouldn't make
it go square, now and then?"
The bee., 1909-09-16

Don't let the baby suffer from eczema, sores
or any itching OF the skin. Doan's Ointment
gives instant relief cures quickly. Perfectly
safe for children. All druggists sell IL.
The bee., 1909-09-16
About Men.

Many a man would have more
friends in this world. If he didn't
spend so much time criticising the
friends he already has.
The bee., 1909-09-16

When a girl begins to call man by
his first name, it generally indicates
that she has designs on his last.-Lip-
pincott's.
The bee., 1909-09-16

"Had dyspepsia or indigestion for years. No
appetite, and what did eat distressed me ter
ribly. Burdock Blood Bitters cured mel.
II. Walker, Sunbury, Ohio.
The bee., 1909-09-16

II you would remove evil, do good
Be a growler and you will drive men
and women away from you. Be sym
pathetic and you will attract the
world.
The bee., 1909-09-16

Never can tell when you'll mash finger or
suffer a cut, bruse, burn or scald. Be Prepared.
DR.. Thomas Electric Oil instantly relieves the
pain--quicky cures the wound.
The bee., 1909-09-16
Provided For.

Even when the man of few words
hasn't any money to do his talking he
usually has wife.-Dallas News.
The bee., 1909-09-16
L. & N. TIME CARD.

Time OF arrival OF trains passing
through and departure Of trains
originating at Darlington.
Effective Sunday, May 4, 1909.
The bee., 1909-09-16
A Great Artist.

The great artist can paint a great
picture on a small canvas.--Charles
Dudley Warner.
The bee., 1909-09-16

INN NH 0eW tllOutl,OilNeT
.lAN-ux@lk No. 3, has taken
R4g$5 a Fae the market by
"fsit b ss&s storm.
81 ~ :, r iszKfH Its reception by
IN E4e the public has ex-
s a ceeded in enthusi-
" -s.siz-O asm anything we
had dared to anticipate.
Employers and stenographers
alike have welcomed 1t as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need OF the hour.
The cry is for Speed Speed
Speed land the Oliver responds.
The demand for Durability IS I'LL
ed by the sturdy, steel-clad Oliver.
To a call for a writing machine
that will do many things and do each
of them equally we'll. the Oliver
answers with its unexampled versa
tility.
Its visible writing saves the
strain on eye and brain.
Its legibility lends beauty to its
work. The letters that bear the Oh
iver imprint are the letters that seen
TO speak.
Cuyer Nos 8. fairly bristles with.
aew and exclusive time-and-saving,l
features. We have space to mention
only, sfew OF the more importat ones,
--Qjesppearing Indicator showsa
exAcebyintihg point. y
-zB6<A5f1 Shifting Mechanfhht
sayaa 5liefEtiv6 effort. i
tgRHling Device is dne forl
e. ed work.
"a. ,abie Release doubles conve-
n
mon Vibrating Base insufe4I|
stability. Yet with all OF those adj
ded improvements, we have stilF
further simplified the Oliver-by
fHBing brains with metal.
Oliver No. 8 is q dream come trued
the dream OF Thomas Oliver crys-
tallixed into this wonderful mech
anism Of shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement of a.
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for q
Free Demonstration of OlivOr No. 5.
Or send for The Oliver Book-yours
for postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee., 1909-09-16
!. C. 2. TIME CARD.

Time of departure of Illinois Gen.
raj trains from Nortonville, Ky.
The bee., 1909-09-16
New Oliver No. S
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wonde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
Its reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded in enthusi-
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
TOURISTS ARE FLOCKING
TO THE BERMUDA ISLANDS

of Americans which fees before the
onslaughts of "the infantry of the
snow and the cavalry of the wild
blast
While the land of Easter lilies and
onions-ffragrant and odorous combi-
nation of beauty and utility-has been
suddenly brought to the attention of
the MASSES of New Workers, it has
long been the winter home of hun
dreds of wealthy Englishmen and
Americans, who have sought to pre-
serve for 1t an exclusiveness which
is no longer possible.
The recent completion of the large
new st. George Hotel at st. George
has attracted tourists who demand the
most modern of accommodations, and
added to the hospitality already sup
piled by the picturesque Princess Ho-
tel at Pembroke and the commodious
Hamilton Hotel at Hamilton.
One of the greatest attractions for
visitors to Bermuda during the next
month will be the harvesting of the
Easter Lily crop, which will supply
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
Associated Press.

New York, March 4.-Bound from
New York's wintry shores to the magic
isles of eternal summer, the big steam
ship Prince George, of the new Ber-
muda-Atlantic line, sailed today with
scores of tourists aboard. The mag
nificent, modern liner brings Bermuda
to within a day and half from the
metropolis, and it's introduction into
the Bermuda trade has already mark
ed the beginning of a new epoch for
the British colony lying $50 miles to
the southwark of this city.
Never before has a winter resort at
tanned such instant popularity as have
the $50 islands composing the Ber-
muda group, due to the Inauguration
of an adequate steamship service and
the rate war that followed. From a
backyard truck garden, reached by
cattle steamers-the conception here
tofore entertained of Bermuda by the
average New Yorker-the islands have
suddenly been transformed into a safe
and secure refuge for that vast army
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04

Kodol thus digests food, for the
simple reason that 1t contains all
of the elements essential to food
digestion. 1t would be impossible
for 1t to not digest food.
You know that decaying food Is
extremely poisonous. Where, then,
could decaying food be any more
dangerous than lying on the human
stomach? Bad enough II indiges-
ton and dyspepsia were the worst
results. But they are not.
When food doesn't digest, 1t
forms into hard, lump masses.
These irritate the tender Innings
of the stomach and intestines, and
sometimes even cancer Of the
stomach is caused. Chronic forms
of dyspepsia are quite certain to re-
suit.
There is nothing secret about
Kodol. AS stated, 1t merely con-
tains all the natural digestive ele-
ments. 1t is made in liquid form
SO that it can contain all these.
In this respect 1t differs from
ordinary pepsin tablets and other
partial digesters, which embody
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
RECEPTION
PLANNED TO
ROOSEVELT
Retiring President Will Be Wei
coined at Sycamore Hill
Tonight

Oyster Bay, L. March 4'-Prepar-
atoms are completed for reception 10
Mr.. Roosevelt when he returns 10 MS
home at Sycamore Hill directly fol-
lowing the Inauguration of President
Taft. 1t is expected that the Presi'
dent and his family will reach Lon
Island City in time to catch the 10
o'clock train for Oyster Bay tonight
This train arrives here shortly after
midnight.
According to present plans, Mrs
Roosevelt and her children, with the
execution. of Archibold, will remain at
Sycamore Hill indefinitely. Mr.. Roose-
Welt and Archibald will leave here on
March 10 for their trip to Africa.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
MILLIONAIRE WEEDS
AN ENGLISH BEAUTY;
A BIG SOCIAL EVENT

a wreath of pink roses in her hair.
She too. received diamond bar
brooch.
Mr.. Westinghouse was supported by
Mr. Charles Roger Williams, of Der
by, Conn, as best man. The bride
was given away by her father, and the
Rev. G. H. Brocklebank, her uncle, as
we'll as the vicar of the parish, were
the officiating clergymen. The bridal
dress is ivory duchesse satin, trim
med with embroidery, the chief feature
being an exquisite court train, which
is almost yelled with beautiful Vene-
tian. and Brussels lace, some of which
also drapes the jupe. The lace is all
a gift of her mother
Young Westinghouse and Miss
Brocklebank first met when she, on a
visit to this country was inspecting
the big Westinghouse plant at Pitts
burg. While she was there she saw
big, good looking young mechanic
working over lathe with other men
whose clothes were covered with
grease and CRIME. She asked him q
few questions aoubt the place and
both were so impressed that the ac-
quaintance was continued until they
both realized they were hopelessly in
love.
After the charming English girl had
promised to be his wife, the young
workingman told her who he really
was. For time she was bit piqued
but the differences were nally settled.
Then came the panic, during which the
Westinghouse, like everybody else
suffered reverses, and again came the
rumor that the affair had been called
off, this time because the young man
did not want to hold the young lady
under these conditions. Then younc
westinghouse fell i'll and for a time his
life was despaired Of After his recov
cry the VOWS were renewed this time
from all appearances, to last forever
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
Biographical Calendar
March 4.

Throughout the world, patriotic
and liberty-loving Irishmen are to-
day celebrating the 131st anniversary
of Robert Emmett. Although exc
cuted as a traitor and a criminal by
the British, no faint or odium at
taches to the name of Emmett. From
shameful death he sprang to fame
and Immortality.
Emmett was born in Dublin. in
IT'S, and was schoolfellow of the
poet, Thomas Moore, and his senior
by year at Trinity College, Dublin.
Both were members of the historical
society, and the great champions of
the popular side. In 1898 Emmett was
expelled from the university. on the
ground of being connected with the
Association of United Irishmen. He
shortly afterward went to the Cont.
nent, and remained there until 1902
when he returned secretly to Dublin,
and endeavored to plan a general
Irish revolution. On July 20, 1903.
deeming that the time had come for
him to execute his scheme he made
an attempt to seize the arsenal and
castle of Dublin; but the mob which
he headed scarcely achieved so much
as serious riot, for they dispersed at
the first military volley. Emmett fled
to the Wicklow mountains, ana per-
ceiving that success was now inpos-
sible, resolved to escape to the Con-
tinent; but cantrary to the advice of
his friends, he determined to have a
last interview with the lady to whom
he was attached, daughter of Cur
ran, the celebrated barrister. The
delay proved fatal to him. He was
apprehended, and committed to trial
for high treason. In a speech that
was a masterpiece of eloquence he
defended himself but was convicted
and executed on September 20, 1903.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04

Liverpool, March 4.-The wedding
of George Westinghouse. Jr., son of
the Pittsburg millionaire manufacture
err, to Miss Violet Evelyn Brocklebank, ),
daughter of Sir Thomas and Lady
Brocklebank which was delayed from
last autumn, owing to the illness of
the bridegroom, took place today at
the parish church of Triton, Cumber-
land, at eleven o'clock this morning.
A reception was held by Lady
Brocklebank at Triton Hall Immediately
after the wedding for their friends
and relatives in the neighborhod. Ow-
ing to the early hour of the wedding
and the fact that there are no motel
accommodations in the small North
country place, their innumerable Liv-
erpool friends were not present at
either the wedding or the reception
On the return of Mr.. and Mrs. George
WESTINGHOUSE from their honeymoon,
which will be spent abroad, Sir Thorn
as and Lady Brocklebank will hold a
reception in Liverpool previous to the
young couples departure for Plus
burg where they will make their
home
Miss Brocklebank is one of twin
sisters, and Miss Sylvia was one OF
her bridesmaids, as were Katherine
Brocklebank, Miss, Sybil Needham'
cousins of the bride, and Miss Edith
Parker. Their dresses were OF bois
de rose silk, yelled with pink chif-
fon. with hats trimmed with ostrich
feathers to match, these being the gilt
of the bride Instead OF bouqets
they carried white prayer books with
gold monograms, also gifts OF the
bride. From the bridegroom they re-
ceived diamond bar brooches.
The small attendant who acted as
train bearer is Miss Lucy Fleetwood
Hesketh, niece of the bride, who wore
liberty frock of soft pink satin witt
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
why IT SUCCEEDS
Because it's for One Thing Only, and
Hattlesbure People Appre-
cjate This.

Nothing can be good for everything.
Doing one thing we'll brings sue
cess.
Doan's Kidney Pills do one thing
only.
They cure sick kidneys.
They cure backache, every kidney
Ill.
Here is Hattiesburg evidence to
prove it.
R. G. Poge, Ellisville, Miss, says.
SCI ffsaered for some time from an
acute attack of kidneys and bladder
trouble evidenced by pain and weak
ness In my back and hips, and though
took several remedies l grew no
better. I finally read about Doan's
Kidney Pills and procuring box
began using them. I improved from
the first and was soon on the road
10 health. The pain in my back, also
the burning sensation during pas
sases of the kidney secretions grad
ually subsidized and by the time I had
taken the contents Of two boxes OF
Doan's kidney Pills. was cured.
recommend this valuable remedy
highly.
For sale by al druggists. Price 81
cents. Foster-MiIburn Co. Buffalo
New York. sole agents for the United
1 States.
Remember the name-Doan's-ant
take no other
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
ITCH RELIEVED AT ONCE.

Thaht terrible itch disappears with
the FIRST DROPS of D. D. D. Pre-
scription. 1t kills all skin disease
germs instantly. A soothing, healing
will do to tie to.
lotion used externally only. The Owl
Drug Store, :.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04

many American cities with the fra
grant floral emblem of springs prom
Use of Immortality. Vast elds of wax
like flowers, giving forth the incense
of the gods, cover the coral islands in
great white mantel of beauty and
will soon yield before the reaper to
furnish a Christian holiday.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04
A Little "Time Off"
For Your Stomach
Will accomplish wonders-in Indigestion ana eey oys.
pepsia Kodol gives your stomach time OFT oy
diaesting your food while the stomach rests.

only one or two of the digestive
elements. Kodol is complete oi-
gester. That is why 1t is SO in
valuable in any ailment, resulting
from bad Indigestion.
Then again, some of these tad
let's containing soda or magnesia'
are quite harmful, If continuously
used. They tend to choke up thes
lining of the stomach and destroy
the digestive glands. They are IN
furious to the kidneys.
Kodol is prepared at the labora~
tories of E. c. DeWitt>& Co., Chicago.
Our Guarantee
Go to your druggist today and get dol
lar bottle Then after you have nsed inc
entire contents of the bottle II you can
honestly say, that 1t has not done you any
| good, return the bottle to the druggist anu
| he will refund your money without ques-
| ton or delay. We will then pay the drug
| gist for the bottle. DON'T hesitate, all
| druggists know that our guarantee is good.
| This offer applies to the large bottle only
| and to but one In family. The large bot
tie contains ~ times as much as the hfty
cent bottle.
kodol zR Ri SCa Ea{
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-03-04

For HeADAcyE-4loks' cApuDINE
Whether sfrSh Colds, Heat, Stomach
or Nervous Youbles, Capudine will re-
lieve you. FIt's liquid-pleasant to
take-acts Immediately Try 1t, 10c,
Csc and SOC at drug stores. Z