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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
A Dull Scholar.

A negro boy was up for the fifth time
on charges of chicken stealing. This
time the magistrate decided to appeal
to the boys father.
Now, see here, Abe" said he to the
darby, "this boy Of yours has been up
in court so many times for stealing
chickens that I'm tired of seeing him
here"
"Ah don't blame yo', sah," returned
the father. "Ah's tired of seem him
here too.'
Then why don't you teach him how
to act? Show him the right way, and
he won't be coming here"
"Ah has showed i'm de right way,
sah," declared the old man earnest
ly. "Ah has suttenly showed i'm de
right way. but he somehow keeps get
tin caught comm way wild dose
chickensw
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
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Read In Every English Speaking
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of the Thrice a-Week edition of the New
York World to publish the news impair.
tally in order that it may be an accurate
reporter of what has happened. 1t tells
the truth, irrespective of party, and for
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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
he Two In Nyb;4a

hirsty McDougall, who lived in a re.
mote highland parish, had visit from
her Edinburgh nieces, who were tc
spend week or two with the old lady
she determined to show them off on
sunday at the ancient village kirk of
Locnaper. The young ladies wore cos
'ulnes OF the purest snowy hue At the
point OF his sermon the minister. in
speaking Of the angels of heaven, was
heard to say:
ana VINO are those in white arrayY'
10 the CONSERVATION Of the congre-
CATION. kirsty was heard to exclaim;
ITS ma twa nieces, sir, fra Edln-
burgh."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
WILLING TO PAY.
Tho Bridegroom Thought the Bishop
Too Impatient.

Tho Bridegroom Thought the Bishop
Too Impatient.
The right reverend bishop of Della
ware tells the following story:
"A young man came to me one day
and said, Bishop, ! want you to mar
ny me on next Wednesday,
"'All right, young man. I'll marry
you l assured him.
"'Well, l want the bell to ring he
continued.
Every well, you can have the bell
rung.'
"'Well, want the organ to play
"'All right You can have the organ
played
"'And l want everything else that
anybody ever had at church we'd
ding
Certainly. You shall have it,
"Well, the night came, the bell rang,
the organ played, the church was
crowded, and everything went off as
the young man wanted it. When the
ceremony was over the young couple
waited. instead of leaving the chancel.
So | held out my hand, shook hands
with the bride and then held out my
hand to congratulate the bridegroom.
He had his hand deep in his trousers
pocket and as / stood with my hand
out he said. somewhat impatiently and
in tone that could be heard all over
the church:
NOW. don't be in such an all fired
hurry. bishop; I'm getting the money
out just as fast as | cam
"And everybody in the church gig
gled."-Lippincotts.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13

The federal authorities of Rutland
have sent papers to United States Mar.
shall Chandler of Ohio for the arrest on
three charges of postofffce robbery OF
George Edwards, better known as
Portland Fatty who is in the hands
Of the Ohio state authorities. Ed
wards is under Indictments for bur.
glariziDg the postofices at Stowe, Nor.
gan and Stratford, in the spring and
summer of 1908 and it is expected that
he will be tried at the term of United
States court which will open at Rut-
land this week.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13

hoped that he would be married. But
If Lavinia Latimer wanted anything,
she should have 1t.
And as all things must have an end,
the time came when John Forbes was
located In IA small western town.
"It's your John Forbes. all right"
McDermott wrote to Miss Lavinia.
"He was born in your town and every
thing talles But don't know wheth-
er he is married. I'll find out. leave
on Monday for the west"
| "Please." Miss Lavlnia wrote back,
don't look him up. Come out and see
| me before you go-to supper Sunday
night, if you will.
1t was the first time that, she had in
vlted him to Il meal. and her prepare
tions were beyond the ordinary. She
had in her days of prosperity hired a
competent maid, and they brought out
the silver and glass and when McDer-
mott sat down in the dim. fragrant din
ing room the feast that was set before
him on the old mahogany was of
broiled chicken and salad and delicate
biscuits and stra wberries and cream
and cottage cheese and all the wonder
full gastronomic triumphs of Maryland
cooks.
And when he had finished he sat
with Miss Lavinia on the front porch
Il want to ask you somewhat deli
cate question" he said. out Of the
silence of the dusk. IF / find John
Forbes is single. what am to do about
it?"
81 don't know" Miss Lavinia fall
tered
McDermott hitched his chair forward
slightly. 4
"You love him very much?' he asked
suddenly.
Pm not sure" Miss Lavinia muir
INJURED in the darkness.
well, there's one thing I would like
to say right here" the little man stat
ed 81 wish to withdraw from the
case, Miss Lavinia"
"Oh," she gasped, "but I can't do
without you"'
Cant you?" he cried radiantly. do |
you mean that you could love me? |
I've wanted to tell you how much /
loved you for long time-only there
was John Forbes
"Oh. didn't dream Miss Lavinia
futtered
'1t'S more than human nature can
stand" McDermott went on. "to ex-
pect a man who loves you to go and
bring back another man to marry
you"
YES" she agreed timidly. sit is. L
think if you wish tive will drop
he case of John Forbes, Mr.. McDer-
mott"
But McDermott didn't drop the case.
lie went west and looked up the old
over and found him neither single nor
married nor dead. But he was divorced
md of doubtful reputation.
HE isn't worth another thought"
IcDermott said holly when he came
pack. And Pm not saying that be-
'ause I'm prejudiced, either"
"Well, it relieves my mind to know
he lady confessed. "and. anyhow. if !
hadn't tried to find him l wouldn't
nave met you-and"-
You have promised to marry me in
October" said her lover triumphantly
so who cares for John Forbes or any
)ther man-when you are going to be
Mrs. McDermott?'
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
A Chance for Boys to Make
a DOiIari

We want all the bones we can get. Can
use heads, hoofs, horns-anything in the
line of bones-if only dry. We will pay
COO per hundred pounds for thoroughly
dry bones-we can pay even more if
strictly clean, hard, fresh, dry, boiled
butchers bones-and pay freights from
your station if shipped in lots of 200
pounds or more. Shipin barrels or cheap
sacks.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
THOROUGH BAPTISM.

In one of the smaller cities of New
England there was a church which
had two mission chapels, commonly
known as the East End mission and
the North End mission, from the parts
of the city where they were respective
ly located. One day the rector gave
out the notices in his most distinguish
ed high church tone, as follows: There
will be a service at the North End
mission at 3 o'clock and at the East
End at 5. Children will be baptized
at both ends"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
New York State Fair and Grange Ex-
hibits,

c. S. Wilson. superintendent of fruit
at the New York state fair, is interest
ing the oranges of the state in the
fruit exhibits. Prizes of $50. $40 and
S25 are offered for the largest and best
collection of fruits collected and ex-
hibited by any subordinate grange in
the state. The space allotted to each
Of these exhibits is 4 by feet of
table space, 3 by in shelf space and
9 by 0 of wall space. 1t is planned
that this space shall hold 147 plates on
the three shelves and the by 9 space
TO be used for decoration if desired.
This is the first time that premiums of
this kind have been offered to the
oranges in the state.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
The Cubby Hole.

Simeon Easygo, after living all of his
sixty years on farm, decided to take
an ocean voyage. On board ship ev-
erything was very strange to him. and
he found his little stateroom somewhat
cramped. He obviated the lack Of
space, however, by slowing his trou-
sers and shoes into a round cupboard
in the side of the vessel when he was
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
JUDGED BY the Odds

once when Lionel Brough gave his
humorous entertainment at a north
ern lunatic asylum he spent the hour
he had to wait for his train in playing
one OF the inmates, harmless old gen
ueman, a game Of billiards. Mr..
Brough offered the patient 40 in 100
and was beaten easily. IF you go
about giving odds like that" said the
patient, they'll put you in here with
me-"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13

Albert Wyman of East Burke was Sc
riousiy injured last Wednesday in pc
culiar manner. AS he jumped from
his wagon at Porter's store, a revolver
in his hip pocket was discharged, the
bullet lodging in his hip.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
THAT Amt A CLoTHEspREss."

preparing to go to bed. In the morn.
ing when he started to dress there
were startling disclosures. Hastily
summoning the steward, he exclaimed
Steward, las night put my clothes
in that FAR cubby hole, an they hain't
thar now, an l want 'em."
THAT amt a clothespress," said
the sympathetic steward consolingly
that's portfolio sir"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
Correcting Mistakes.

Dear me. Amelia, don't show your
iggerance 50.
How do you mean?"
Don't say garage like it rhymed
with carriage If you do the chefon-
year will laugh at you" Baltimore
American.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
REAL COOPERATION,
How a New Jersey Grange
Helped the Fruit Growers.

Better Freight Rates Were Secured
When the Farmers Got Together and
Demanded Them-Co- operation In
Massachusetts and Connecticut.
How the grange can cooperate in Sc
curing better railroad freight rates is
very well Illustrated at Moorestown,
n. j. The grange at that place ap-
pointed what is known as grange
stra Wberry committee to investigate
the cause of the delayed shipments Of
stra Wberries to the markets and the
impossibiity Of their getting top mar
ket prices in Philadelphia, where the
markets are glutted most Of the time
1t was formerly the custom to cart the
berries to Philadelphia, there being no
quently the crops did not net the
growers anything.
Now by organization and work of
| the grange strawberry committee all
| this is changed. The berries are no
| longer all carted to Philadelphia to
glut the market, but by the aid of
| the fast freight cars can be diverted to
any city where there is a shortage,
| and, as the cars are refrigerated, they
can be held day or so if necessary,
although this matters little to the
farmers. as the buyers are Oh the
ground there and they receive their
checks for the berries when they are
loaded on the cars, all further expense
being borne by the buyer, not the
farmer
This new method Of shipping has
also prevented knocking down" by
the commission men, a practice in the
past only too frequent. One farmer
from Moorestown, thinking he was not
getting proper returns from his ber-
ries shipped to the New York market
about year ago, went on to that city
and purchased some of his own ber-
ries at a prAe considerably above the
returns forwarded to him. An inter-
view and a demand for the money
due or warrant for arrest to be is
sued only too quickly brought settle
ment. Since then commission houses
nav USGu HULL Will luc
er, in that section at least.
On this subject Of cooperation the
American Agriculturist has this to say:
"Co-operation is very properly being
urged in season and out of season by
farmers. 1t is the great modifying
factor they must control before re-
ceiving profit which is their due. Spe-
cific progress has been made the past
twelve months. For some time Maine
has been doing excellent cooperative
work, largely through the grange. 1t
would seem the grange is the ideal
vehicle through which to launch asso-
ciated effort, inasmuch as in that
farmers are already organized. Massa-
chusetts grange started out last fall
with a cooperative company, and it is
reported that better than 100000
worth of business has been done al
ready. The Connecticut state grange
is also doing a good work in this line.
Good. But great care must be taken
to allow no flash in the pan. Dozens
of pitfalls are to be avoided, and there
are plenty of those who are plotting
the downfall of cooperation among
farmers. To direct these enterprises
let us choose men in whom we have
the utmost confidence as to ability,
capacity and integrity and then give
them our unqualified support both
morally and financially"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
His Connent.

Howell-What did the poor fellow
say when they picked him up with
broken leg after being knocked down
by trolley car? Powell-That it was
the first time in his life that he hadn't
had to wait for a car.-New York
Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
No Fun For Him.

$50 you are not going to have any
vacation this year,"
mo. My wife broke her ankle few
weeks ago and will not be able to go
away alone. "-Chicago Record Herald.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
An Ohio Woman honored.

Governor Harmon of Ohio has ap.
pointed Mr. and Mrs. S. d. Webb Of
Athens county. of that state, as super
ntendent and matron Of the Girls In
dnstrial school.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13
A Suburban Test.
Huxters

care your neighbors, the Huxters
and Panroves. good friends?"
"Well. | guess! Why. they even
praise each others lettuce!"-Puck.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13

To feel strong have good appetite and
digestion, sleep soundly and enjoy life,
use Burdock Blood Bitters, the great sys.
tenn tonic and builder.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1909-10-13


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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-07
fairbanks SPEAKS
Of THINGS IN KOREA

TOXIC. June 26.-Before leaving
Seoul for the northern part of Korea
today. former Vice-President Charles
Warren Fairbanks prepared the follow
ing statement giving his impressions
of the japanese rule in Korea.
He said: ''The political, social and
industrial condition of Korea is steadily
improving and this Improvement COM
meneed with the establishment of the
japanese protectorate. Much of this
progress was made under the far
sighted craftsmanship of Prince Ito.
The regeneration of this country has
been well started and I find every
where evidence of the high purpose of
Japan toward Korea and the Koreans.
Foremost among these was the estab-
:lisment of judicial system, next
the introduction of good schools. 1
find that the japanese are establishing
excellent public medical, legal and ag
ricultural colleges and this means
everything to the people of Korea.
Foreign missionaries are now work
ing in full cooperation and with the
utmost confidence in the japanese pro-
tectorate The influence of the mis-
sionaries upon the natives is excellent.
The Instruction has completely sub
sided and good order has been gen
orally established throughout the coun-
try. The japanese are devoting their
energies to the development of the nat
ural resources of Korea, and in this
connection / was glad to find that IS
per cent of the mineral products are
controlled by Americans.
"In conclusion / viii say, education
and honesty are the prime essentials
necessary for the complete regeneration
of Korea and both of these are being
used by the japanese protectorate. Ja-
pan has delicate task, and one that
will doubtless tax her craftsmanship,
but I have every reason to hope for the
full success of her present policy.
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Around the
Police Station

On Monday evening while Chief
Leal and Deputy Sheriff Rose were
passing along in hack, Sergeant
Buddhu of Fort Shafter was in the
act Of setting off a blast of powder in
a big eontainer in the middle of the
street. Leal jumped from the hack
and nahbed Buddhu When asked why
he was setting off powder, he answer
ed that he was doing it to scare people.
Leai took Buddhu to the station but
he was later on released, and the mat
ter will be taken up with Major Dun
ming. commandant at Fort Shafter.
Buddhu has run afoul Of the police on
many occasions.
Wife Beaten Imprisoned.
Mahuia, a Hawaiian, who hquored up
on Monday and then proceeded to beat
his wife, who was sent to the hos
pital for repairs, was up before Judge
Andrade yesterday, and was convicted
and sentenced to six months IN the
County Jail.
A dozen Korean gamblers were fined
81 and costs, and bunch of gamblers
of other nationalities were fined So
and costs.
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RoosEvELTs SAIL FOR EUROPE.

NEW YORK, June 26.-Mrs. Roose-
welt, wife of the former President,
sailed for Europe today on the steam
err Cretic with her daughter, Ethel, and
her two sons, Quentin and Archie. The
first month abroad will be passed with
Mrs. Roosevelt's sister, Miss Carew,
near Rome. The remainder of the stay
will be spent in tour of France.
A distinguished party was at the pier
to bid Mrs. Roosevelt goodbye. In
Guided in it We're Senator Henry Cabot
Lodge. Mr.. and Mrs. Douglas Robin
son, Major General Leonard Wood, Col
lector of the Port Loeb and Rear Ad-
miral and Mrs Cowles.
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ed that two members of the board be
appointed to take his place on the
Expenditure and Sanitation Commit
tees during his absence. AHA and
Aylett were appointed respectively.
Tie board then adjourned till Friday
evening at 7:30.
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Fraternal Meetings

raternal Meetings
RoxYwxgEA ExcAxPsGENT NO. i.
L o. o. 7.
nsaxs~- Nests every FIRST and third Friday
- Of the month, at 1880 p n, II
odd Fellows Hall, Fort Street
Visiting brothers cordially laviSed
r. ". FOSTER, C. P.
L. L. LA PIERRE, Scribe.
xxcKxsIoR LODGE no /. I. o. o. 2.
.sszNsssss. Meets svery Tuesday evening, a.
Ss = . 80, in Odd Fellows Hall. Fort
80 Street Visiting brothers eoEdi-
ally invited to attend.
C. A. BIDINGER, n. G.
L. L. LA PIERRE, See y.
MARaoxx LODGE NO. 8. I. o. o. 2.
xsaxssks. Meets every Monday evening. ut
a 1880. in Odd Fellows Hall, Fort
Street Visiting brothers cordi-
ally invited to attend.
r. D. WICKE, n. g.
E. r. HENDRY, See y.
PACIFIC REsEKAH LODGE NO. /.
I. o. o. r.
.saakesu. Meets every second and fourth
"a Thursday, at 7:BO D. m. Odd
49, Fellows Hall Visiting Rebeknhs
are cordially invited 20 attend.
CHARLOTTE WICKE, N. q.
ALICE NICHOLSON, Secy.
OLIVE BRANCH REBEKAH LODGE NO. q.
I. O. o. 2.
.csSSgSss. Nests every FIRST and third
81 "a Thursday, at $50 p. m, In Odd
Fellows. Halt Visiting Rebskahs
SALLIE L. WILLIAMS, n. G.
ALEXANDRA BATH, Secty.
oCEANIC LODGE no. s71 p. A. NJ
A Meets ON the last Monday of each
"a month, Mt Masonic Temple. at TAO p.
M "a. Visiting brethren are cordially in
&. d. BEMRosE. W. II.
w. Ell. G0ETz, Secy.
EEAHT CHAPTER no. 2. o. u. 9.
A Meets svery third Monday Of each
* Temple. Waiting sisters and brothers
~ are cordislly invited to attend.
ANNA B. WRIGHT, W. NJ.
Adelaide n. WEBSTER,
Secretary.
Inn ALoHA cHAPTER no. 8. o. z. 8.
a Meets at the Masonic Temple ever
w#&~ second Saturday of each month. nj
Nh 7:s0 p. m. Visiting sisters and broth.
srs are cordially invited to attend
MINNIE RHOADS, w. M.
MARGARET LISHMAN. Secy
HONOLULU TEMPLE NO. /. PYTHIAN
SISTERS.
<sFa Meets every first and third tuesday
MmA st $50 ,. m, ct Knights Of Pythia.
M ~ Ia HaH. Fort and Beretaaia streets. All
E%DG visitors cordially invited TO attend
ny AIMEE BICKNELL, M. ID. O.
SALLTE L. WILLIAMS. K. r. g.
oAHU LODGE no. 1, Z. Of p,
Meets every first and third Friday nj
%EA 80 o'clock, Pythian Hall. corner
EAA Bsretania and Fort streets. yisitins
~ brethers cordially invited to attsnd.
EY +. r. NUGEET, G. G.
~w .. COSTING, z. Of &c. q s.
WILLIAM MCKINLEY LODGE NO. 8.
MIA Meets every second and fourth satur
AMA day evening nc 7:GO O'Clock IL
ERsP ythisn Hall, corner Beretan;a snG
E#EW Fort streets. Visiting brothers cord;
49, ally invited to attend.
z. M. McGRlEW, C. G,
e. a. JACOBSON, z. r. 8.
UoUnT CANOES no. $40. A. O. r.
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Kaii|nukii

One block from car, fenced and
cleared, lots contain $4,000 SO it,,
$4,000 per lot.
Two blocks from car. 1880 and
$4,000.
lots on 9th ave at $4,000 lot.
lots on 10Th ave. at $4,000.
lots on 10Th ave. at $4,000 lot.
The finest location in Kaimuki, I'm.
INSTRUCTED view; cleared and fenced, on
Moanaloa ave, opposite Mrs. PRINTS
large residence. 10000 So. fl, 6 lots;
these are cheap at 100000; will take
$1500O0 cash, ;,
We also have lots on the Ridge. On
some of these lots you can name your
own terms, as low as $4,000 down and
$1,000 month without interest.
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JAS. F. MORGAN.

We still have two lots left just makai
of Waldron IS fine residence. This is all
that this man owns here and he will
sell these at a bargain. Each lot con-
tains $4,000 So. f., and has an excel
lent ocean view
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-07

Two large improved places in Kalihi
at bargain, make US an offer on these
Full particulars at our office.
JAS. F. MORGAN.