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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-01-27

There is more Catarrn In this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurabIe.
For q great many years doctors pro-
nounced It a local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly falling to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven Catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore re-
Qutres constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio. is the only
constitutional cure on the market. It
drops to a teaspoonful 1t acts direct
" on the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system They offer one hundred
Send for circulars and testimonials,
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO., To-
ledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-01-27
Funeral Held Yesterday.

The funeral of Paul Austgen. the
Schererville young man who came to
his untimely end by being struck and
instantly killed by the Logansport ac-
commodation on the Panhandle on Sat-
urady. occurred yesterday at Scherer-
Vile from which place the remains
were entered at the Catholic cemetery
in that town. The servicas were at
tended by host of sympathising
friends of the young man, who was
very popular in that community. It is
said that the deceased could have
saved his life by jumping from the
wagon. but that he evidently became
confused and made no effort to escape.
The verdict Of the coroner's jury was
that he met his death accidently and
lays the responsibility on no particular
person.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-01-27

where she intends to spend a few
months with her parents.
Mr.. B. Albertson has opened a bar
Der shop on One Hundred and Twenty
ninth street
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-01-27

? Milkman-I lost one of my cows yes
terday.
Mrs. S. A R Casm-I didn't know
you had any-Judge.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-01-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Matthias of Harrison
avenue were the guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Shutter Of Hyde Park Sun
day.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01
att0 ~}0ersotta(

Boost for the Y. M. c. A. Building.
Remember the dates OF the big china
sale at Spedden & Paiges's drug store,
April s, 9 and 10
Harry Sherin returned Sunday night
fl ON a couple of days visit at his
home in Watertown.
Luke Mckee of Santiago, California,
arrived last evening for a visit with
his sister, Mrs. John Holiday.
Get Your photos at Oyloe's Studio
while they are cheap, $500 and $500
photos reduced to S1.15 per dozen. 2w
Have your old carpets made into
handsome fluff rugs. For particulars
write the Watcrtown Rug Co. Water
town, S. d.
Ladies Notice. Bargain Days in
China, 3. Hand painted, sold at cost
price April s, 9 and 10, Spedden &
Paige Pharmacy.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01

Boost for the Y. M. c. A. Building.
Pie Social at the Odd Fellow hall
this evening.
If you need glasses go to }. ..
Peterson, the %optician.
Don't miss the pie social at the
Odd Fellow hall tonight.
0. A. Sutton returned the first OF
the week from his trip to Iowa.
DR.. Bradbury made a professional
visit to Elkton between trains Mon
day.
5. S. Spedden went to ST. Paul
Tuesday morning for a few days bust
ness visit.
G. G. KoeEig, the automobile man,
was down from WATERFOWL on bust
ness yesterday.
Editor Sykes of the Tyler Journal,
came up last evening and is spending
the day in the city.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01

If you need glasses go to J.. o.
'eterson, the optician.
FOR SALE-Household Furniture,
stoves, rugs, canary birds. Reason
able prices. 423 Main street.
Chorus rehearsal for May Festival
at s o'clock every Monday evening at
the Methodist church. All singers in
yitcd.
Anyone contemplating the building
OF cement walks or any kind of ce-
mcnt work call on John Dokken for
estimates.
Mrs. Renshaw returned to her home
at Sioux City, Iowa Tuesday morning
after a visit with her sister, Mrs.
Leekley.
Unitarian services at the G.. A. r.
hall at 7:30 o'clock. Subject The
Oneness of Life An invitation eX-
tended to all.
DO not battle in city water without
breaking it with the Komfort Water
Sofsener. Will not injure the skin.
81 cents at Roberts & Few.
Miss Bee Bonesteel went 10 Water
own Saturday morning and visited
until Sunday night With her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. +. F. Bonesteel.
W. b. Martin. of the Edwards-Martin
land company of Des Moines, Iowa,
was here comforting with the com
pany's general agent, S. II. McCarl.
Finest of hand painted china, paint
ed by Mrs. Spedden, will be sold strict
" at cost price April S, 9 and 10,
at Spedden and Pages drug store.
City Engineer Thompson returned
rom Mankato Monday evening. where
he has been at work on some maps OF
The city water and sewerage systems.
Our Easter display begins today
and will continue through the season
\ cordial invitation is extended to all
10 call and examine goods and
prices. Helen Johnson.
On account of Mrs. Spedden leav
ing town all hand painted china will
be sold at cost price, April s, 9 and
10, at the Spedden & Paige drug
store.
The remarkable following enjoyed
by Charles Klein's Lion and the
Mouse" throughout the country. seems
to be more intense than ever before
IL reports received from points visit
I'd this season are to be credited
There a be little doubt as to the
local interest as a large amount Of
inquiries have already been made re
garding seats for Henry p. Harris
production of this far famed drama
on next Tuesday evening.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01

Dr.. E. A. Lentz has purchased Tn
Steadman house on Fifth avenue.
which he has occupied the past year.
Mrs. 7. G.. Orr left Tuesday even.
ing for Waukon, Iowa, being called
there by the illness Of her father.
Better see us before you let your
plumbing; lowest prices. Work and
material guaranteed. Roberts & Few.
Norman Cruikshank left yesterday
for Sioux City, where he joins the
Sioux City team of the Western lea
que.
For plastering, cement and mason
work call on T. Tolagson & Son,
Main venue and Eighth street. Phone
$50.
$500 and $500 photos price reduced
to $t.75 per dozen. This offer good
for a short time only, at Oyloe's
Studio. 2w
Mrs. C. +. Carlisle writes from
North Dakota that her father, who
recently fell and broke his leg, is
doing nicely in spite of his age and
the doctors hope to remove the cast
from his limb in a short time.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01
New Mexico
Excursion
TUESDAY, APRIL s, 1909. FARE
$34.5o ROUND TRIP.

Come and go with US and see this
Promised Land, which has more nat
ural advantages than any other place
on the map, with a fine climate that
cannot be beat and where a white man
can live the year around in comfort.
Cheap coal. cheap lumber; dimension
lumber 81 a thousand. and posts six
10 ten cents each; the best of soil,
plenty of rainfall, first class markets,
fine city. good schools, churches, etc.
Below are a few Of the gentlemen who
went, saw and bought:
Peter Hallen. S. II. McCarl, ]. b.
WashbuTl, J. NJ. Stevens, Jos. Sween-
ey, Will Heizerman, Chas. Cole, John
Stacey.
For information write, phone or
call on
S. n. MccARl,
General Agent for Edwards, Martin
Land Company,
Bookings, South Daktots
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01

FOR SALE-Six Don cottage, lot
8, block 2 on Second street; good well,
arm and chicken house; house war;
md well built; all bricked up between
tuddings. A good investment for
m one. Apply to J. A. Culshaw.
Box -, Wells, Minnesota.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01

Boost for srookinss!
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-04-01

FOR SALE-Seed Potatoes, Early
Ohios. A. ]. 3. Thomas, Phone Biz.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
ROCKINGHAr1IN INDUS
TRIAL SCHOOL, INC

Home and school for young peo-
pie at Assembly Park, Harrison
burg, Va. Co-educational courses
of study = Literary, Business, In
dustrial, Music and Art. ountaln
water and electric lights. Twenty
acres of grove and lawn.
OPPORTUNITY For SELF-HELP.
One half of whole expenses may
be earned while pursuing full course
of study. Industrial courses OPP
tional.
Terms very reasonable. We Of
fer an education to any one who
desires it.
For booklet or particulars apply
to
REV. A. P. FUNKHoUsER, A. NJ. ,
President,
Harrisonburg, Va.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
His MONEY TROUBLE.
-. Gained a Dino and Then He Fig
ured Up the Loss.

He Gained a Dino and Then ne Fig
ured Up the Loss.
The next time Lionel, whose other
mans doesn't matter, gets his optics on
an unattached dime he'll look the 9TH
or way. For Lionel is all peeved up
over an adventure he had the other
nieht-an adventure that had a dime
for its foundation and for which he
can blame no one but Lionel. He re-
hea rsed his money trouble thuswise:
ain a Broadway chr | saw 1.-THE
dime that was hoodooed. 1t lay upon
the floor of the car unclaimed and
lonesome. No one else seemed to care
to take It in and give 1t a welcome, so
| did. But even as reached for the
hit of silver the trouble drama opened.
NV suspenders snapped with the strain
for, as you can see, I'm not built On
the sunken garden plan as regards
ayoirdupois. Thereupon reached back
TO gather the frayed ends OF the busted
surcingle. still feeling for the chunk of
white metal with the other hand. My
watch. not to be showed out OF the
drama without chance to do its little
part, dropped out of my pocket, MAX
ing A decided hit. The crystal broke
into 1860 pieces, not counting the one
that | got in my finger later. The
works mingled with the dirt and shat
tered glass. and the case tripped gayly
into q corner. Just to show it was
also interested. a perfectly good silver
dollar bounced out Of my waistcoat
pocket and did the vanishing act
where, | know not. A fountain pen,
all framed up with gold bands, follow
ed suit. BY this time was giving the
rest of the passengers the show OF
their lives-and nobody coming across
with anything but the giggle gag. And
I couldn't vocalize my feelings because
there were ladies present. Holding
on to my wrecked raiment and carry
ing my assorted ruins as well as l
might, | hurled myself off that car
at the next corner. Then I beat 1t for
a friendly retreat and totaled up the
event. The wreck had set me back
sal. but had the dimew-Cincinnati
'rimes-Star.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
Are You
Sick?

Much sickness is due to
a weak nervous system.
Yours may be. II it is,
you cannot get well until
you restore nerve strength
Your nervous system is
natures power house; the
organs Of your body get
their power from it. If
the power is not there, the
action Of the organs is
weak, and disease (sick-
ness) follows. DR.. Miles
Nervine cures the sick
because it soothes the
irritated and tired nerves
and gives the system a
chance to fecuperaJe.
Try it, and see if you do
not quickly feel its bene-
fetal effect.
IT was given up to die by q lead
ing doctor. Got one Of DR.. Miles
books and found that DR.. Miles Ner-
vine TT my ease. From the very hrse
dose I took got better. am better
now than I have been for years. ana
do all nay own work en- tho farm
That's what DR.. Miles, Ho9vaas mss
done for me, and an Stod TO recon-
mend 1t to others"
JOHN JAMES. Rfverton, Nebr.
Your druggist sells Or. Miles New.
Inc, and we authorize him 70 return
price Of first bottle (o~ty) fa35s
10 benefft you.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart Ind
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
RICH MEMS GIFTS ARE POOR

besides this: 81 want to 60 on rec
ord as saying that l regard Electric
Bitters as one of the greatest gifts
that God has made to woman,
writes Mrs. O. Rhinevault of YES
tai Center, N. Y, II can never for
get what it has done for me-" This
glorious medicine gives a woman
buoyant spirits, vigor of body and
jubilant health. 1t quickly cures
nervousness, sleeplessness, melan-
choly, headache, fainting and dir
zy spells; soon builds up the weak,
ailing and sickly. Try them. SOC
at X H Trimble's.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
CHRISTMAS GOODS.

If you want something appro-
pirate and pretty for q Christmas
present call at H NJ Slayen's jewell
~ store, where you will find high
grade Watches and Chains, Cut
Glass, Hand Painted China, a full
line of Silver Plated Ware, Knives
and Forks, Table and Tea Spoons,
etc. Toilet Sets, Mirrors, Cloisonne
Jewefry, Kraftwood articles,
Brooches, solid gold and filled Cuff
Links, Scarf Pins, Dutch Collar
Pins and many other articles for
Christmas gifts.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24

If man of 70 years was starv-
ing, it would probably be of little
comfort to him to think that he
had consumed in the course of his
life SO ga tons of solid foot and AZ
3-4 tons of liquid or about 1880
times his own weight in solids and
liquids, but it would be true.
Being a man of average appetite
and purse he would have eaten 10
tons of bread, which would make a
single loaf containing 200 cubic
feet and appearing about as large
as the average suburban home, and
on this bread he would have spread
one ton of butter. If his ba-
con had been cut in sin
Gle slice, the strip would have been
four miles long and his chops plac-
ed end TO end would have extended
two miles.
Twenty ordinary-sized bullocks
have supplied him with beef, Is
tons of which he has eaten, along
with five tons of fish, 10000 eggs
and $50 pounds of cheese. If ht
had elected to have all his vegeta'
! bles served at once they would have
come to him in a train of cars, the
pod containing all his peas being
over three miles long.
He has had 5000 pounds of SUI
gar, | 800 pounds of salt, s pounds
of pepper and 100 cans OF mustard
Three pints of liquids day woult
have amounted to 10000 pins, o.
AZ 3-4 tons. If he had been ;
smoker, he would have burnt abou
half a ton of tobacco in a pipe or /
he preferred cigarettes would hav'
smoked about quarter of a mil
lion.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
WRECK ON SOUTHERN.

Greensboro, N. C. Dec. 15.-Lo-
cal passenger train No. II, on the
Southern Railway, known as the
Richmond and Atlanta train, due
in Greensboro at GAO a. M, was
wrecked this morning at 6:32
o'clock at Reedy Fork trestle, 10
miles north of here. AT 6p. NIL
bodies had been removed from the
wreckage, and and one man had
died on the way to the hospital.
1t is reported that the death list
totals IA, and % injured are being
cared for at st. Leo's Hospital.
CAUSED BY BROKEN RAIL.
The derailment was caused by q
broken rail about 200 feet from the
trestle that spans the small stream.
The engine and baggage, mail and
express cars passed over in safety,
but the day coaches and Pullmans
were thrown into the creek and
along the bank 20 to 80 feet below.
STORY OF The HERO.
The hero of the frightful wreck
was conductor George Gable, who
was among those thrown into the
creek. Notwithstanding a broken
leg, he crawled two miles to the
nearest telegraph station, where he
gave the word of the disaster,
which brought out a relief train.
Conductor Gable said
There was no premonition of
what was to happen. | was stand
ing in the aisle of one of the cars,
when suddenly l felt the crash, and
then sinking feeling as though l
we're descending in fast moving
elevator. Then there was another
crash, and l felt bump. Then L
found myself lying fiat on my back
with broken limb.
Il heard the shrieks and the
groans all around, and incidentally
heard the faint ripple of water. /
knew then we had fallen from a
trestle and into a creek. Of course
my first impulse was to get to safe
ty. ! crawled through car win
dow, fell into the water, and then
padded to bank of the creek.
"When l looked around | saw
that a horrible catastrophe had oc-
cured, and being practically pow
erless in the sight of so many dying
and injured people, it struck me
that the best thing to do was to get
to the nearest telegraph station.
Il had to crawl on my hants
knees for two miles, but finally
got there and gave the word. 1t
was all horrible. | never saw any
thing like it. God only knows how
many lives are lost in that little
creek and how many of the injured
will die"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24

WANTED-The Success Magazine
wants an energetic and responsible
man or woman in Monterey to COL
lect for renewals and solicit new
subscriptions during full or spare
time. Experience unnecessary.
Anyone can start among friends
and acquaintance and build up a
paying and permanent business
without capital. Complete outfit
and instructions free. Address
"Von," Success Magazine, Room
1913, Success Magazine Building,
New York, N. Y.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
STUNG FOR Is YEARS.

by indigestion's pangs trying
many doctors and $4,000 worth
of medicine in vain, B. F, Ayscue,
of Ingleside, N. c., at last used DR..
Kin g's New Life Pills, and writes
they wholly cured him. They cure
constipation, biliousness, sick head
ache, stomach, liver, kidney and
bowels troubles. 25c at X H Trim
ble's drug store.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
Your Old Clothes Made
To Look Like New

Mems and Women's clothes
steam cleaned, french dry cleaned,
secured, repaired and pressed.
Special attention given to ladies
fine dresses and skirts, ladies fine
waists and suits. Send us your
clothes and we will make them look
like new. Garment dying a speci-
atty. Hats cleaned and blocked.
J. S. MOTE,
No s 5. New St. Staunton, Va
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
A POLICEMAN's TESTIMONY.

j. Paterson, night policeman
of Nashua, Iowa, writes: Last
winter | had a bad cold on my
lungs and tried at least half a doz,,
en- advertised cough medicines and
treatment from two physicians
without getting any benefit: A
friend recommended Foley's Honey
and Tar and two-thirds of bottle
cured me. l consider it the great
est cough and lung medicine in the
world" Swadley Bros, Wander
pool, Sold by all druggists Mon
terey.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
HIS LEGAL AUTHORITY.
Il Seemed to Fit the Case, and joey
Was Discharged.

Il Seemed to Fit tho Case, and joey
Was Discharged.
There was CONSERVATION among the
yonng folk. The "music" for the dane
ing at the picnic in the glen had got
into trouble. No one ever considered
any other Emusic" but Joey the fiddler.
He was indispensable, but he was also
cratic. In the old country Joey had
been a schoolteacher and man Of
considerable learning. but here he had
fallen into evil ways. He was over
fond of two things-a bottle and an
argument. Having become engaged In
the latter on this day Of the picnic, he
broke the former over the head Of bis
opponent and was hailed away to the
lookup. The young people called a
hasty meeting and appointed COM
mittee to wait upon Squire Nugent to
secure the release Of the Emusic" II
possible. The squire was hearing
Joey's case when the committee ar
rived. The spokesman respectfully ex'
planned the absolute necessity or Joey
presence at the picnic that day.
That's good soul. squire. fave me
CO." put in Joey.
The squire took down a ponderous
lawbook and began thoughtfully ia
turn the pages.
"if you're lookin' for the legal au'
thority coverin' my case. squire. yen
find it in Byron" the prisoner sug'
gested.
Can you quote it?" asked the mag
istrate. with a twinkle in his eye.
AYE. so can" Joey promptly re-
torted. at reads. On with the dance
let Joey be unconfned.'
The squire adjudged Byron com
petent authority. and Joey was uncon
fined. -Catholic Standard and Times.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24
ALONE IN SAW MILL AT MIDNIGHT

ALONE IN SAW MILL AT MIDNIGHT
unmindful of dampdness, drafts,
storms or cold, W j Atkins worked
as night Waterman, at Banner
Springs, Tenn. Such exposure gave
him severe cold that settled on
his lungs. He tried many remedies
but all failed till he used DR.. Kings
New Discovery. After using one
bottle" he writes, II went back to
work as we'll as eyer" Severe colds,
stubborn coughs, inhamed Threats
and sore lungs, hemorrhages, Group
and whooping cough get quick re-
lief and prompt cure from this glo,
rious medicine SOC and 81. Trlal
bottle free, guaranteed by X ID
Trimble.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24

=. 3. Bishop & Co. have a few
ladies' and children's cloaks and
hats and mems and boys over
coats which they will sell at great
ly reduced prices as they wish to
clean up all these goods while new
and up-to-date.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-12-24

now, in general, the virtuous, hap
py, joyous life of Frederick Glenn
Mauzy was such as to form at least
one exception to that dark destiny
which has too often fallen on the
benefactors of mankind.
But death must come to all. The
Grave cries "give, give" and the
"Invincible Adversary" of man
kind incessantly takes his toll. In
the silent temple of the tomb, all
men, at last, are equal. At this
fatal threshold the artist abandons
his canvas and the scholar ceas s
his studies. The millionaire re-
linqui:hes his riches and the pau
per puts off his rags. The brow Of
power unbends its naughty curve
and the frown of anger gives way
to the smile of peace. The warrior
surrenders his trophies, the politi-
clan his honors, the philosopher his
wisdom, the invalid needs no ply
sician, and the hands of labor are
folded in unending rest. The
mightiest monarch here loses his
imperiol power and the weakest
subject needs no defense. Here,
at last, is natures final decree in
equity" And in this royal cham
Der of the worlds nobility silently
slumbers our dead brother, one of
the noblcst and best loved men
ever laid to sleep in Southern soil.
Into the inpenetrable darkness of
the future none can see, but Hope
with loving hands lifts the somber
curtain of the grave and Faith
trustingly points to an eternal
Dawn.
He has gone to his reward, has
entered the Celestial Lodge beyond
the stars, has given the final pass
word, and has been admitted to the
presence of the Grand Exalted Rul-
err of the Universe, and all is well.