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Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-01-07

The report of Gen. f. NJ. Weaver, chief OF
the division of militia affairs, SAYS of the MAJ
tiona Guard of Missouri: Officers. 2OS; en-
listed men. 2Sll; total. 800. X fine armory
has been provided for the FIRST infantry by
the citizens of st. Louis. Generally, the ar
mo,ics lack proper storage facilities AMI
often sufficient dril room Steps have been
taken toward securing a'nrge armorv FOR
Kansas City"
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-01-07
How the Fight Started.

o'Flanagan came home one night with
a deep band Of black crepe around his
hat.
SWhy, Nike" exclaimed his wife.
what are you wearing that moumful
tkng for?''
"l'm wearing il for your FIRST hus.
band" replied Mike, firmly; T'm sorry
he's dead. w. Leshe's Weekly.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-01-07

information leading to the arrest and
convection OF any person or persons
Tor shocking OF insulators, brackets
OF IN any way wiliully destroying or
knocking down any lines. or other
properly belonging to the Valley
Telephone Company.
}. l.. RoBgRrsox Manager.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-01-07

THAT Panama canal job is assuming pro-
portions that are liable to make the tlXpay-
ers squirm. The original estimate of Sl4o,
100000 has faded, and now we are told that
competent engineers place its cost at not less
than S55O. 0O0, 900, and reserving the right to
Il raise
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-01-07

see at the time should be done. OF course
some things have appeared in u new light
since, but We did all that appeared tou right
to do Mt the time"
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20
How She Knew.

Il do think" exclaimed Mrs. Tolk,
er, Indignantly, that Mrs. GadabOut is
the most aggravatingly inquisitive
woman, if | must say SO, ever knew.
Why, never pass her on the street
but what she invariably turns her
head and stares back at me to see
what I've got on and how it sets from
behind"
"HOw-er-that is, | was wondering
ny dear, how you found out that the
mean thing looked back. Some one
tell yOu?" inquired Mr.. TOlker, limo
Gently.
And Mrs. TOlker straightway turned
the stream of her Indignation, seeth
ing hot, from Mrs. GadabOut to heI
insinuating wretch of a husband" as
she fondly termed him, and after the
first pyrotechnic Outburst steadily re
fused to speak to the unfortunate man
for the rest of the evening.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20
SHOW THEM YOUR TICKETS
This viii Surely Relieve the German
Railway Guard of His
Sadness.

Whenever a German railway guard
feels lonesome, and does not know
what else to do with himself, he takes
a walk round the train and gets the
passengers to show him their tickets,
after which he returns to his box
cheered and refreshed. Some people
rave about sunsets and mountains and
old, old masters, but to the German
railway guard the world can show
nothing more satisfying, more inspir-
ing, than the sight of a railway ticket.
Nearly all the German railway Of
flcials have this same craving fO=
tickets. If only they get somebody
to show them a railway ticket, they
are happy. 1t seemed a harmless
weakness of theirs, and B. and / de-
cided that il would be only kind TO
humOr them in it during our stay.
Accordingly, when We saw a Ger
dad railway Official standing about,
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20
Conducive to Speed.

Farmer Nubbins-I wuz Teadin' q
piece in one of these air comic pa
pers t'other day, Maria, which allowed
that q dude couldn't run. Said t'wa'nt
in him to travel faster than a walk.
Mrs. Nubbins-Well, Hiram, hev ye
seen anything to convince ye to the
contrary?
Nubbins with reminiscent chuckle)
Hey I? WAL, jest wish the editor
of that comic paper had bin out in the
field with me spell ago an seen that
air city dude who boards with the
Hankinses sa'nterin' across the pastur'
lot ahead Of my twO-year-Old bull!
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20
Especially Jim" 2 Pp-zd P,

looking SAD or weary, we Went up to
him and showed him our tickets. The
sight was like a ray of sunshine to
him; all his care was Immediately for
gotten. If we had not a ticket with US
at the time, We went and bought one.
A mere single third to the next sta
ton would gladden. him sufficiently in
most cases; but if the poor fellow ap-
peared very woe-begone, and as If he
wanted more than ordinary cheering
up, We got him a secOnd-class return
Jerome X. Jerome, Diary Of Pill
grimage."
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20
Enough Talking Already.

Stebbins-That new congressman
of our'n don't amount to much; why,
all he does is to set thar an vote an
let the rest do all the talkin'. He
amt offered to make 8 speech yet.
Snoggins -Hain't, eh? WAL, If
that's the case we orter keep him thar
right along We're gittin' plenty OF
chin music from congress now with
out haYin' him chip in.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20

This Time He Has a Fine One About
Policeman and Civil Service
Clerk
'Spac- ial ly
A. k de

Clerk.
Say" whispered the man with the
iridescent whiskers and the green
handkerchief, leaning over the desk
of the man with the bashful bald spot.
I've got dandy for you to-day. You
can use it If you want to. It's moth
ing to me. / believe when a mans a
friend Of a man he ought to give the
man the benefit Of what good ideas
come to him from time to time. Live
and let live is my motto"
We're not handling notices to-day.
What is the other thing?" asks the
man at the desk, absent-mindedly
trying to sharpen his fountain pen.
What is the difference between
policeman who got his appointment
through the influence of a brother-in-
law who is In cahoots with an alder
man and who is detailed to arrest peo-
pie who have no vehicle license upon
their wagons and carriages, and a civil
service clerk whose duties consist in
registering the descriptions and num-
bers of automobiles"
why is policeman who arrests
three dozen hoboes less four like
man who happens up an alley and
finds a chunk of dynamite behind a
handbook shop?" asks the man with
the hiatus on his head Because he
has located bum 81. Good morning"
Every WELL" Kisses the man with
the luminous whiskers. Very well!
The answer to mine is that one nabs
the tagless and the other tabs the nag
less, but l shall give 1t to some more
meritorious literateuT"
And the door closed, shutting on the
breeze.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1909-11-20
Business Mans Failing.

The policeman says you stole a
pie" remarked the magistrate, what
have you got to say"
ITS my busy season" explained
Tired Tim, and l was so rushed at
the noon hour I'd only time to run out
A@z1 4s4atcb 3 E.tle lunch"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
WAS GOOD YEAR
WITH K. OF P.
REPORT OF LODGE OFFICERS FOR
THE YEAR SHOWS GOOD
INCREASE.

The Knights Of Pythias of the state
VIII assemble in Columbus next week
to hold the annual grand lodge ses-
sion. A large delegation will go from
Brunswick.
Judge John p. Ross, of Macon, the
present grand chancellor, will preside
over the deliberations Of the Grand
Lodge. He will be succeeded at the
annual election By Mr.. Clifford Wal
ker, Of Monroe, grand vice chancellor,
who is TO be elevated to the highest
position in the gift or the organiza-
tion. Mr. George T. Cam, of Savan-
nah, who is now the grand master at
arms, will be elected grand prelate.
There will probably be two or three
candidates for grand outer guard. all
the present officers being promoted
Among the officers 20 be elected are
two supreme lodge representatives.
the terms OF Messrs r. ]. CARING, of
Macon, and f. NJ. Summerkamp, Of
Columbus, the present supreme rep
resentatiyes, expiring on December 81
One OF the propositions TO come be-
fore the Grand Lodge provides that
a subordinate lodge can only have
two representatives, no matter how
many members the lodge has At pres
ent each lodge is entitled to one rep
resentative for the first one hundred
members and an additional represen-
tative for each fraction OF 100 This
gives one lodge in the state. Uniform
No. 1913 Of Atlanta. as many as six
representatives to the Grand Lodge
as it's membership is 523.
II is expected that the Grand Lodge
will dispose of the recommendation
Of Past Grand Chancellor Bailey,
last year at Savannah, that the grand
lodge of Georgia publish a Pythian
paper. w T. Anderson. Of Macon,
is The chairman of the committee 70
which this proposition was referred
and il is expected the committee viii
make a report at this convention.
The Uniform Rank win hold its
meeting during the session Of The
Grand Lodge Brigadicr- General e.
A. Cox will probably be reelected 20
his position as he has served ia that
capacity with marked abdig for sew
eral years.
The year has been q very good one
With the Enights IN Gaar@ There
have been institIted fourteen new
lodges, ami since the FIRST o. Jaau8f,
1909. according g rerorts submitted
70 the Iand keepe OF records and
sap1 tho tnCrpae.a in, v1aptbarehff.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
BABY'S PITIFUL
CASE OF ECZEMA
Summer Rash Became a Dreadful
Itching Humor-Big BIisters
Formed and Skin Grew as Hard
and Rough as Bark Scratched
and Tore Flesh till Blood Ran.
ALMOST MAGIC CURE
BY CUTICURA REMEDIES

"Our son, two years old, was very
much afflicted with a breaking out or
what locked to be a summer rash. /
applied the usual remedies, such Is
washing with soda water and powdering
with boric acid. Finally, after ne SUI
fered with the trouble several weeks /
took him to the doctor. He said it was
merely rash that was quite prevalent,
and that / was giving the right treat
ment and that / should just continue it
and the baby would soon be all right
But instead OF getting better it was get
ting worse. The rash ran together and
made large blisters. The little fellow
didn't want to do anything but scratch
and we had to wrap his hands up to
keep him from it as he would tear the
flesh open till the blood would run The
itching was intense, causing loss Of aDpe-
tite and flesh. When il seemed to hurt
him most the skin on his back became
hard and rough like the bark Of tree SO
that rubbing or brushing would not
break it. He was so feverish that /
thought it a bad case Of eczema. He
could not wear any clothes but little
nightgown with the sleeves Just fastened
at the top of the shoulder He suffered
intensely for about three months But
/ found a remedy in Cuticura Soap for
bathing and Cuticura Ointment with
which ! anointed the sore places. This
kept the rash from spreading and in less
than a week the result was almost magi-
cal. That was more than two years ego
and there has not been the slightest
symptom Of il since he was cured. lam
never very long without Cuticura Soap
as my family knows the value Of it and
don't like a substitute. j. w. Lauck,
Yukon, Okla, Aug. Is and Sept. II, '0S."
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
To BEGIN DUTIES
IN A FEW DAYS
J. POPE BROWN TO TAKE CHARGE
OF STATE TREAsURER's
OFFICE.

Atlanta, May 13.--Hon. j. Pope
Brown, who was appointed state
treasurer Tuesday to fill the vacancy
caused by the death Of Capt. r. r.
Park, has left for Hawkinsville.
where he will remain for a few days
before returning to Atlanta and tax
ing over the office.
The auditor appointed by Governor
Smith is now at work on the treasur-
er's books and it is believed that
within week everything will be about
ready for the formal transfer of the
Office to be made and for Mr.. Brown
to be sworn in
A statement has been prepared in
the comptroller generals office show
ing the net balance on hand in the
treasury on April Z. and the amounts
in the various state repositories and
in the treasury will be checked up
10 see IL the figures agree The fig
ures of the comptroller generals Of
fee show the balance of $3.50, 1923
ON April T. The statement also shows
the receipts and disbursements for
the first quarter of 1909. for the month
of April and for May up to April 7.
Resolutions on the death of Captain
Park have been prepared by the off,
cials and employees of the state treas
urer's office, which pay high tribute
TO the memory of the dead treasurer.
They are signed by Ben. f. Perry J.
O. Anderson, II. Y Walker, j. S. Hol-
Iinshead. J. F. Henderson, j. w. Ste
phens and w. J. Fakes,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14

Many weak. nervous women have
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Atlanta Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
TSEE CHI Ox1=~ r>rRE TT
KENJEDY7S L LAXATIVE
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CITATION.
GEORGIA. GLYNN COUNTY.
To All Whom It DAY Concern:
drug store.

Nf-VItNIlN.-- NI-l ny NUVN Y.
To All Whom it DAY Concern:
A. j. Crovatt having, in proper fo'm
applied to me sor permanent letters
Of administration on the estate Of
Mary l., Crovatt, late Of said county.
this is to cite all and singular thu
creditors and next of kin of Mary /
Crovatt 70 be and appear at my Office
within the time allowed by law, aa1
show cause why permanent admits
tration should not be granted to a !
Crovatt on Mary L. Croyatts estate.
This 4th day of May, 1908.
Horace Dart, Ordinary,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14

During the last thirty days there
has been a considerable reduction in
the price Of wirs fencing Wright g.
Gowen has a big stock on hand and
are prepared to sell at reduced prices.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14
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Rev. l. w. wInIanson,s Le.ier.

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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14

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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-14

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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
FOR THE CHILDREN
Little MiRa Pic.

"See me skipr' said Little Miss Pig
one fine spring morning. II believe
could keep up until the sun goes
down." II believe you could" said
MIR. Rooster as he stopped pecking
among the straw. "You do it very
we'll" '"Three, four, FIVE" smiled lit
tie Miss Pig. There's Mrs. Duck in
the gateway. Call her to see me skip"
So MIR. Rooster crowed, and up came
Mrs. Duck, followed by all her little
ducklings. mine, ten, eleven" cried
Miss Pig. "There's Mr.. Turkey walk
ing by the hedge. Call him to see me
skip" So Mr.. Rooster crowed, and
Mrs. Duck quacked, and up came Mr..
Turkey. Eighteen, nineteen, twen-
ty," painted Miss Pig. Il see the red
calf feeding in the meadow Call him
to see me skip So Mr.. Rooster
crowed, Mrs. Duck quacked, and Mr..
Turkey gobbled, and up came the red
calf. twenty-five, twenty-six, twen-
ty-seven," said the skipper. VERY,
very good" cried the crowd. And they
all began laughing with delight.
"Twenty-eight, twenty-nine"- But be-
fore Miss Pig could say thirty" she
gave little cry Of fear, for Carlo, the
watchdog, had walked at that moment
into tn yard. Down went the skip
ping rope, and off went Miss Pig, fol-
lowed by Mr.. Rooster, Mrs. Duck and
her children, Mr.. Turkey and the red
calf, just as fast as they could go.
The noise they made was heard a
mile away, and poor old Carlo, who
meant no harm. sat down with his
ears pricked up, wondering what 1t
was all about.-Washingto Star.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

on meadows, pastures and plowed
fields, both wet and dry. The draft
was determined by means of self re-
cording dynamometer. The net load
was in every trial the same-viz, 1000
pounds. Contrary to public expecta-
tion, in large majority of cases the
draft was materially less when tires
six inches in width were used than
when the tests were made with tires Of
standard width, one and one-half inch
eS.
In all conditions of the gravel road,
except wet and sloppy on top, the draft
of the broad tired wagon was very
much less than that of the narrow
tired wagon. Averaging the six trials,
a load of 2,4S2 pounds could be hauled
on the broad tires with the same draft
required for load Of 1000 pounds on
the narrow tires.
On dirt roads when dry, hard and
free from ruts $3.50 pounds could have
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
An Alphabet Game,

Have any Of you children who fire.
quently have to ride to school on the
cars and are often tired of 1t ever
played the alphabet game?
The great beauty Of the game is that
you can play it all by yourself or with
any number of others. The only thing
necessary for you to provide is pair
of sharp eyes. The advertising signs
in the cars make the rest Of the game
or you may decide to use the signs in
the streets, or both.
The game is to start with A and find
all the letters of the alphabet in regu
lar order. If you are playing with
others, the object is, of course, to find
the whole alphabet before any one elst
does. If alone, see how many times
you can find it in the street signs from
one end of your journey to the other.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

growth of sentiment in favor of civil
service reform generally, brought
about an alteration in the previously
existing conditions, and today there is
a considerable amount of permanence
in the consular service and in the dip
lomatic posts below the rank of min
lister and ambassador. There is even
a consular school at Washington now
to prepare young men for doing effec-
tive work for their country in posts
abroad, a fact which of itself indicates
the change that has come about since
the time when such positions were re-
garded almost solely in the light Of re-
wards for political service.
There has also come about q strong
sentiment in favor Of building homes
at foreign capitals for our ministers
and ambassadors and making 1t possi-
BILE for the government to send to rep
resent the United States in such posi-
tions men more distinguished for their
brains than for their money. 1t was
Mr.. Roosevelt's policy to follow this
plan so far as possible, and the idea
finds a warm friend in President Taft.
The appointment Of DR.. Hill, man Of
some means, but not of large fortune,
to succeed the wealthy Charlemagne
Tower as ambassador at Berlin was in
line with this policy. The talk about
President Charles w. Eliot of Harvard
as successor to Whitelaw Reid as am
bassador to the court of st. James is
in the same direction. The Reid re-
gime in London has been one in which
money has been spent on very lib
eral scale in maintaining establish
ments and giving entertainments. The
Reids have cut big social swath and
in many respects have greatly in
creased American prestige at the Brit
ish capital. But only man of eX-
ceptional fortune could do as Mr.. Reid
has done in London, and the policy Of
confining such appointments to men
who possess great wealth is much
questioned. The suggestion that DR..
Eliot on his retirement from Harvard s
presidency would be a fit man for rep
resenting the country in England has
met with a response which was rev.
elation to many as to the high regard
in which he is held by the American
public. From every quarter of the
land have come expressions Of admira-
tion for the venerable scholar who is
nearing the close Of his long admins
tration of the affairs Of the famous
university at Cambridge, and that he
should round out his career in the
most important diplomatic post in the
gift Of President Taft has been char
acterIzed as most highly fitting.
This sentiment was happily express
ed by Senator Elihu Root of New York
at the Harvard dinner In Washington,
at which DR.. Eliot was present.
President Taft added his personal
tribute, which under the circumstances
possessed especial significance, when
he said, among other remarks:
''Dr. Eliot is the dean of the teach
ing profession, and he has made that
profession, already great and infuen-
tial, the leading profession in the coun-
try. He has brought the university
into such relation to public life that
we cannot fail to owe to him a great
debt Of gratitude for having elevated
public life in the way the university
spirit, represented by him. has ele-
waited It,"