New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-27

1t is very much
HE WOULDN'T BE as if a man had
LOOSE, WOULD HEP been hoped up
tight in hogshead
and should contrive in some way to knock
the bung out and then issue proclama-
ton through the bunghole that he was
free. He wouldn't be loose, would he?
When Mr.. Lincoln became prominent
in Republican politics in Illinois one
Of his old Wing friends upbraided him
for having gone in with them aboli-
tionists. This friend said he had
why he had done it. Mr.. Lincoln
evaded an argument and satisfied the
old Wing by an inevitable and charac-
teristic story:
You and I are like the boy and the
tanner. A country boy ran off to the city.
He walked all day and came to the out
skirts of a small town. The first build
ing he encountered was a tannery, and
| through the hole of the door protruded
the tail of cat which was used as a
latchstring. The boy stopped to eye it with
great curiosity, and just then the tanner
came out of another door. 'What is it,
boy? What do you want?" he asked.
"Nuthin'," said the boy, ''only I was Won
derin' how that goldarned cat got through
that hole and what it went in for
The president often joked about the
number of brigadier generals he was
making. To gentleman who was one
day urging the appointment of another
Lincoln objected that there We're al
ready more generals than they knew
what to do with. The visitor still in
sisted, whereat Lincoln said:
Now, look here, you are farmer l
believe. Suppose you had large cattle
yard full of all sorts of cattle-cows, oxen,
| bulls-and you kept killing and disposing
| OF your COWS and oxen, but took good
care of your bulls. By and by you would
| find that you had nothing but yard full
of old bulls, good for nothing under heav-
en-. Now, it will be just so with the
army if I don't stop making brigadier
generals.
Another time it was reported that
detachment of cavalry and a youth
full brigadier from New York had been
captured. Mr.. Lincoln said he was
sorry to lose the horses
what do you mean?" he was asked
why he rejoined, II can make a
brigadier any day, but those horses
cost money"
Despite the brilliancy of Senator
Charles Sumner, he was cordially dis
liked by President Lincoln. In the
early part of the war Sumner, Wade
and Thad Stevens pestered the pa
tent Lincoln much on the subject of
emancipation, for which he was not
ready at that time. One day, glancing
out of the window, he saw the trio ap-
preaching and remarked to a visitor
that it reminded him of an incident of
his school days. His class had been
trying to pronounce the names of
shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and
had finally succeeded. The teacher
was not satisfied, but insisted on
repetition, beginning with Lincoln,
who was at the head Of the class.
Thereupon the small boy at the foot
began to cry. When asked what was
the matter he blubbered, Don't you
see them three cusses are coming this
way again."
In the darkest and most troublesome
days Of the war sympathetic friend
remarked to Mr. Lincoln:
This being president isn't all it is
cracked up to be, is it?''
No said Lincoln. 81 feel some
times like the Irishman who after be-
ing ridden on rail said, sBegorry, if it
wasn't for the honor av tn thing I'd
rather walk
This recalls another story of the
dark days when one generous soul
came to the president with sincere
and heartfelt words Of praise. Lin
coin thanked him cordially and re-
marked that he did not receive too
many such compliments. Then he
told one OF the best and most popular
Of all the characteristic Lincoln anec-
dotes:
One day in Indiana a long legged
Hoos1er appeared with great chunk of
gingerbread which he was industriously
itufing into his mouth with both hands
Inc boys came around and laughed loud
~, but he OF the gingerbread paid not the
slightest heed. A crowd gathered. but he
continued his feast until it was all gone
Then he brushed away the crumbs from
his mouth and remarked with satisfied
sigh:
Il reckon like gingerbread better than
any man in Indiana and get less Of it,,
II Abraham Lincoln loved praise
or, rather, appreciation-as what
healthy, candid man does not?-he
died too soon to get his fill of it. Yet
il he could live now, when the whole
world is ringing with his plaudits, GER
tainly some of the main won1d 1oavo