The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-29
DRIFTWO0D

DRIFT WOOD !
Speaking OF, ,atsarmament none Of
the little Montgomery blondes are In
It is real encouraging to read that
the aviators are smashing more records
than they are air ships. thus smashing
. time-honored precedent.
Fred--what did you do with that
Ned-oh. paid 1t out for an auto
"" "Whate 100000 for an automobile2'.
Certainly; the car cost $4,000. and
the rest paid for repairs. chauffeur
It isn't hard to put up with wife
who puts up preserves
Frequently a woman is accused OF
truth were known the woman in nine
cases out of ten merely furnishes the
opportunity--he completes the 1on' =
There WAS q man in our town
AND he was wondrous wise.
So sympathetic, too, and kind.
Because a blind tiger was blind
He scratched out both HIS eyes
TEDDY. A. contemplating "a. visit 70
China. Now II he, wants g CAP MS 81,
max with a sure en6uEh cap,sthe thing
Tor him TO % rs s ,.saD.,surs' leon = Ling
:, " wes,,I,msg,, We wish you many
as h3ssi ssSioo 1es- ESQ \ sZlAni5E nn3
atSa 1aiss pf1cs what lwtll
W. 90 10 dor thhstncoms kRs ifersA whileg
~ = $sA e6s ,Gft5 ~ Fs224t s,&.
:tT. .RieFpant Msreag has: bought, "a
railroad" says q press dispatch In as
mqstsr: g tone A. shosga h,haa
glass OF 'esersse'- s. !. - - ~
The leather manufacturers are in a
combine. Poor consuner. They are
CONSTANTLY after his hide; lAnd thu
funny part is he cannot "hide.D
{ !Thasdnterstatssa. Commeree. commis-
sicn 10 considering the IDEA Of making
nape to gracious the plan will be adopt
ed An upper berth on a hot August
night when you are folded up In Dow
knot feels about as comfortable as an
understood coffin in furnace room.
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Z There As u hEaYe bunch Of boys I'm
g. Wasf s$5sfy dhfsht III thu SANITY SANITY cd
iowa. FoTneN rsffIoiEe. aIowaevere rs GctgaEs
sttsi smqks, and she; apswdeE u 1tale l,;a
biSndens rTf3ts%a Z AZ. a1@ sFf7,,F
F. - ----- ~. r -r-ts-..s - - go ~;
When a man gets a threatening let
ter these days demanding money in
stantly or dire consciousness Will re-
suit 40 not think it is neeessarily from
the black hand socisty. oh. no. 1t Just
means that his wife Is on at the Sea
shore and wants to make touch.
That's all.
Atlanta has now put a stop to kiss
ing in the public parks In Alabama
we believe ii Is regarded as a crime or
sin 10 kiss at al-Houston Post.
Brother Bailey. we are surprised at
your Ignorance VI conditions in Ala
lama. What you need Is &C come over
to cur grand old state and experience
a touch Of real heaven, viz, kissing
Montgomery t'onde in a hammock un..
der q magn Ola tree while rlpples of
m oonlight CLEAN in her golden tresses
and the liquid warhling of the hooking
bird trembles In your ears While the
subtle odor of tina nodlinG roses watts
perfume to your noStriIs, and the katy
dds chirrup in the wistaria bushes.
Alabama Legislature has prohibited in
tuxicatlng liquors but Intoxicating
kisses--never, as long as heart shall
beat to heart. lip cling pussionately to
life's meaning therein. Temporal, o
mores; this is the most unkindest cut
Of all!
a Kansas City man lOSI 30 WhiI0 niA
fortune was being told by a gypsy. 1t
seems his mist ortuns was being told,
but he didn't know It.
A little flirting now and then Is
caused by wine and beer and GIN.
II would like to be unconventional
lust for one day In my life to see how
it feels even If get arrested for It,"
who is married to Puritanic husband.
Summer ia over, they're leaving tho
seaside the summer girls left broken
hearts in her track. 80 pack up your
things and go off to the city, and II
you are wise get your diamond ring
back.
The Rose" BY the Way
There are, thOrns and weeds along the
And It's mostly work and heavy load,
But We'll list to the birds where the
And wc'il look for the roses along the
way.
oh. the way is dark and the way is
But we'll be content If we have enough.
While your lips of love laugh day by
Wen gather the roses by the way
p; H, A.
It's gotten to be a real common thing
for Drift" Armstrong (of The Mont
| gomery Advertiser) TO say some thing
bright and to the point. Here is one Of
his recent ones: Say, while all these
overlook the old ones."--Ozark Star.
ExtraneOus Influence.
Kansas City Journal.