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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08
q e q NATURES
y. -. =. PERFECT TONIC

Something more than ordinary health
weakened rundown system the medicine purifying
responsible for the physical condition
the necessary quantity red
watery stream which afford to sustain the
health poorly
and this explains why many persons attacked
In will be found both Notwithstanding
builds up constitutions
the blood thus supplying certain for
nvigorating heathfu
composed make 1t endidy fitted the needs
all harmful na safe and pleasant acting medicine
this improves the appetite and digestion
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08
Uncle Ezra Saws:

Big thoughts may come to you
while you are lyin abed In the morn.
in, but big results won't come onless
you jump out an hustle for EN-
Boston Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08
Turbine Dates Back 70 16s0

The turbine as means Of power
was known In an extremely primitive
form as far back as 1870 B. C.. while
the first steam turbine was invented
by an Englishman In 1866.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08

Little Myra had been to parties on
three consecutive days. "Oh. nam.
ma she cried. on her return from
the third. lust think, I've had ice
cream three times In congestion"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08

It's hard to live within ones salary
but there's one consolation--its hard
er TO live without Herald and Pres
byter
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08

some OF the boys who used to hone
ior red-top boots now have sons who
yearn for carmine touring cars.--DaL
las News
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08

Often the trouble with gilt-edge Sc.
adrities is that's where all the gilt 10
ocated.-Life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-08
.!SNAPPY CONTESTS
IN GRAND CIRCUIT
GEORGE GANO, EARL JR., AND So
MONA GIRL CAPTURED
THE HoNORS.
HALLE DIRECT ERRAT|C
Earl Jr., Took First in 2:11 Trot-Ha-
lie Direct Got Second
Money While 0ano
Walked.

Hartford. Conn, Sept 7.-Some
|snappy contests between some of the
fastest steppers on the Grand Circuit
in which Gano, Earl Jr., and Sonoma
Girl captured the honors, was witness
led this afternoon.
+ The 2:07 pace proved tame, Gano
simply walked away from the field.
Second and third money was divided
between Rollins and Hal Raven, each
having a second and third place So
mona Girl after bad behavior in the
first heat, won the free-for-all trot in
fine form. The Oil pace went five
heats on account of the erratic work
of Halle Direct. The mare took the
second and third heats, but was un-
able to do better than third in the
fourth and only secured second mon
ey, Earl, Jr, taking first
Against the time of 2:30A Peerless
Audubon trotted the mile in 2:29A
Major Audubon in 2:251a and Guy An.
dubon in 2:24A.
2:11 pace $1,000 (three in five)-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

assistant Adjutant General Gar
aett Ripley was arrested Thursday
on a charge of perjury. The war
rant was sworn out by Judge E. H..
Davis, of Shelby county, charging
aim with swearing falsely in testi
Eony he gave in the sensational dam
age suit filed by Mrs. Josie Hazelett
against Walker Duncan, in Shelby
county. Duncan killed Newton
Hazelett during the night rider
troubles in Shelby county last year
while guarding his property from
aight riders and was pardoned by
The Governor. Ripley gave bond
snd Gov. Wilson will probably see
mat he is not seriously annoyed.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Greatest among the votaries Of the
pipe was Charles Lamb. He smoked
furiously, necessarily with an
air that commanded the respect Of his
friends. Dr. Parr, who watched him
with amazement, ventured to ask how
Il was he had acquired such q marvel
Gus power. u toiled after It, sir" re.
piled Lamb. "as some men toll after
virtue" He was always on the point
of giving up tobacco, but he never
quite succeeded. Even as late as 1927,
when he had long since professed to
have abandoned the habit, he said
that, though an extinct volcano, he still
emitted occasional puffs.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to see what it would do,
and / am restored to my natural
health. Mrs. ETA DONOVAN, Box
300 Willimantic, Conn.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, inflam-
nation, liberation, sfibroid tulnors, ir-
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
bearing-down feeling, tlatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prOstra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine a trial.
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should it
not cure your
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Herbert IIeavey, weighing 2s5 pounds,
decided to reduce electrically. He
wrapped a coil Of copper wire round
his waist, connected 1t with the tele-
phone apparatus and, sure enough, be-
gan at once to grow lighter at the rate
Of several pounds minute.
''This is grand scheme" chuckled
Heavey, pulling out the waistband Of
his trousers, which was already foot
too big for bis waist
Then suddenly the telephone bell
rang.
"Is that Herbert HeaveyY' a grun
voice asked
"Yes," was the reply.
"Well, this is the exchange snap
ped the voice. 'Will you please stop
frying scrapple with the telephone
wires? Our Office is all full of nasty
fat. "-Exchange.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
SHAKE, BRO WEATHERs

The greatest hope Of the farue
success is in firm. loyal c cooperation
The worst enemy of the IA me'
success along that linz. experierc
has fully demonstrated, sin lawl-s
ness, for which kis orgunizttio'
must shoulder the burden Of the r.
sponsibiity, however innocent J.
may be. A repetition Of law.essnes
in the black patch, aside from us Ia
herent wrong, would be deplOrsbie
as it will eventually weaken If no
absolutely disrupt the association
There can be 10 DOUBT, too, that tie
association is in much better condi
ton with its enemies on the Cutsio+
than with them inside the ranks
We believe that in the long run eve
ry grower will see that his only sa'
walton lies in co operation, and sol
diers of that kind are the only ones
worthwhile in eco lomic battles, .-
as surely as the conscnpt in ali his
tory has never Helped mate tally Il
carry any flag to victory - b ktoi
Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

The increase in the assessed valua
don Of town lots in the city Of Hop.
Ainsville, by the State Board OF
Equalization, is manifestly unjust tc
city that ought not to be called
apon to help make up the 100000
lost in putting down the night rid
ers. Hopkinsville is one of the few
Gowns in the Black Patch that has
stood unwaveringly for law and the
atty has incurred heavy expense in
aiding the State in the protection OF
Gfe and property. The assessment
in Hopkinsville is high enough and
Me ten per cent, increase is burden.
some and unjust.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Deafness Cannot be Cured

81 'oc2l applications, they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only one
way 20 cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
.ional remedies Deafness Is caused by an in
Banned condition OF the mucous lining of
tae Enstachian Tube. When this tube is
paamed you have a rumbnng sound or
nperlect hearing, and when IL is n
smelly closed, Deafness is the result, and
znless the Inflammation can be taken out and
tals tube restored TO its normal condition, hear
,pg viii be destroyed forever. Nine cases out Of
csa are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but
sn inAamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
we will give one Hundred Dollars for any
Ease Of De fness (caused by Catarrh) that can
rot be cured by Hairs Catarrh Cure. Send for
s.rcnlars free.
+ J. CHENEY 8 CO.. Toledo o.
Sold by all druggists. 75c.
rake Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Far Moman,s troubles

If you try t, e the fat of With the exercise.
tell me, please where's ne going t. find the time?
haven't any feita IN it aryway as a reducer. 1t
hurts the fat persons weakest spot the heart,
As for dieting. that is out Of the question. alto
gether Better be fat than have cancer Of the
stomach.
The safest and quickest way to reduce excess
fat is also the cheapest and easiest. Go to the
druggist and get - ounce Marmola. II ounce
Fluid Extract Cascara Aromatic. and IL ounces
Peppermint Water They cost but trine. Take
them home, shake them together in bottle. and
take leaspoonful after meals and at bedtime If
you are not losing a half to pound of fat a day
inside Of month. your case win be one in hun
bred. Try it-makes you feel better all over.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

In winter nature ceases from her Ia
bors and prepares for the great change.
The wind sweeps through the great
forest with sound like the blast Of a
trumpet The dry leaves whirl in
eddies through the air. A fretworl
of hoary frost covers the plain. The
stagnant water in the pools and bitches
is frozen into fantastic figures, In the
low hanging clouds the sharp air, like
a busy shuttle, weaves her shroud Of
snow. There is melancholy and con.
tinual roar in the tops of the tall
pines like the roar of a cataract. 1t
is the funeral anthem of the dying
ear.-Longfellow.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Geo. H. Moses, managing editor Of
the Concord, N, H., Monitor, ha;
been appointed Minister to Greece
and Montenegro. The Senate has
confirmed the following nomina tions:
John G. A. Leishman, Of PeLnsyl
vania, Ambassador to Italy; Harry
Clay Ide, of Vermont, Minister to
Spains Chas. H. Sheriff., of New
York, Minister to Argentine Repub
DC; Lloyd w. Bowers, Solicitor Gen
eral of the United States.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Ed Leigh puts in this side swipe
for female suffrage in the Bowling
Green Messenger: Mrs. Mary Far
ne, who was electrocuted in New
York for the crime Of murder, prob
ably deserved her fate, but has il
tver cecurred to you that ST e nor
any other sex had any voice in max
ing the law under which she was ex
ecuted?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
The Wronq Track.

The visiting parson at Dartmoor was
handling convict 90 consolation in small
chunks
"You should not complain, my mis-
guided friend" he said. st is better
to take things as you find them"
"Yer on the wrong track, parson,'
replied the prisoner ut were practlc-
ing that theory that got me nabDed. -
London Telegraph.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

John Smith, who escaped from the
Louisville Jail 80 years ago with a
death sentence hanging over him, is
seeking pardon in order that he
may return to spend his last days in
Kentucky. He is now an old man
past 70. OaiS his relatives know
where he is.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

walk ups tairs
without stopping
on the way. I
tried three differ
emit doctors and
each told me some
thing different. I
received no benefit
from any of them,
but seemed to suf-
fer more. The last
doctor said moth
ing would restore
NM hoa1fh bo-o
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Gov. Folks lecture at the Taber-
acle Wednesday night proved to be
Tie drawing card Of the season. The
argest crowd Of the lecture course
attended and the distinguished
iatesman was given an enthusiastic
reception. His subject was "The
Era Of Conscience"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Bunch of Sevens.

A very singular circumstance sur
rounds the birth of q daughter to
the home Of Joe c. Sets and wife at
Lexington few days ago. The baby
is the seventh daughter of the sew.
enth daughter in dlrec, descent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

April Fools Day passed with | al
few foolish pra ks irlolged in,
Hopkinsville is not oniy the onl
town on the map, bus The peopr
have sen Z.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
The Sex Today.

The Old Fashioned Man - Lookl
There's a mouse right by your FOOT
The Modern Woman - Sill Don't
scare him Go quietly and get piece
of cheese, and III catch the dear little
thing. Cleveland Leader.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Eon. Henry Watters)n has re-
turned from his tour abroad via.
New Orleans and reached Louisville
yesterday, with Mrs. Natterson.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
versatne.

ut was as much as could do to
keep from laughing when Miss Gush-
er remarked that her iance was so
versatile"
Meaning Dumbley? Well, be is
rather versatile"
Nonsense! He's a regular idiot"
Eyes, but he's so many kinds Of an
idiot. "~Catholic Standard and Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta.
bic Compound Cured Her.

Willimantic, Conn. -" For five years
| suffered untold agony from female
troubles, causing backache, irregulari-
ties, dizziness and nervous prOstra-
ton. 1t was impossible for me IN
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

4 Cleveland judge has ruled that a
young cir! has perfect right to sit
On her sweetheart's knee. This
seems fair enough. but can't man
even asa her 20 get off when his
foot's aisle w. Le r1it Free Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

A deal is said to b. pending by
which all of the 10 crop Of tobac-
co left over. about 5 500 hogshea
may be sold in one sale Tne 5u, trs
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
sunerstltlnna arollars

About the London Stock Exchange,
a few years ago, and probably now, a
man might have been seen with a
small bag of nuts. The brokers would
buy these for luck
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Work is medicine A truism. Tru.
isms, whether they lie in the depths
OF thought, or on the surface are at
any rate the pearls of experience
George Meredith.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Rural DIPLOMACY.

"Judgin' from the price We charged
me, neighbor, We put three gallon Nv
mlasses in a two-gallon jug. Naow 1
amt b'grudgin the money, but I
don't cal-late ter hev the Jug
stretched Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

ire nov going ever the stocks and
ne matter will bedecided next We'd
rsday.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Crazy Snake seems to have April
Fooled the soldiers in Oklahoma and
his capture has not yet been effected.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

F. Marion Crawford. the novelist,
is dying in Italy, Of bronchial trcu
bles.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

The county unit bill failed to pass
IN the Missouri house.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
The Weather.

FOR KENTUCKY-Partly cloudy
and slightly warmer Saturday.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

where will find the bloozes y ask
ed the woman who had just returned
from London.
"De bloozesg exclaimed the elevator
man, staring pop eyed and vague. "De
bloozes-w'y, dey mus be on de-scuse
me, madam, you'd better ask de floor
walker"
Certainly, madam; second floor.
James, take the lady to the second
floor lowses-lawngery waists, v
know."-New York Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

THAT man said he never forgets q
favor"
"He speaks truly" answered Sena.
tor Sorghum. Gle did me favor
fifteen years ago and has been talking
about it ever since. "-Washington StPs
List your real estate for sale with
]. F. ELLIS.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Good Always in the Useful.
Ali is good that is useful Italian
Proverb.
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-21
.R|F LE TEAM .
IS SELECTED
The Men Who Win Represent
Hawaii at Camp
Perry.

The names of the members Of the
National Guard rifle team who will go
to Camp Perry, Ohio, to represent Ha-
wall in the national shoot there were
announced by Adjutant General Jones
LAST night. The List as given out is
subject, possibly, to slight revision, as
there is close contest among some of
the men of the Guard for selection as
alternates, but those who are named
as principals in the list that follows
are virtually sure of going, so far as
their selection is concerned.
The LIST of principals comprises
twelve men, and it is worthy of note
that not an enlisted man made the
team. Those named are all either COM
missioned or non commissioned officers.
They are Major Rose, Captain Cummins,
Captain Nicely, Captain Coster, Lieu
tenant Evans, Lieutenant Hopkins,
Sergeants Gouveia, Ferreira, Stone,
Evans, Lemon, and Stillman.
The alternates are Lieutenant-Colonel
Fisher, Sergeant May, and Sergeant
Silva or Sergeant Huihui.
Continued on Page Fve.)
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-21
ORDINANCES
FIRST READING
Supervisors in a Harmonious
Session Accomplish
Much.

The Board of Supervisors of the City
and County of Honolulu met last night
and did quite little business, the
spirit of brotherly love being main
tanned throughout the proceedings.
The city dads were trife late in
coming to scratch, and His Honor, get
ting wee bit impatient, suggested to
his secretary that they lock the door
and go home for the night. County
Clerk KalauokaIani returned at that
moment with the cheering information
that a supervisor, or what looked TO
be one, was coming down Fort street.
In fifteen minutes everyone except Nc
Clellan was in his seat, Jim Quinn
bringing up the rear.
The present board certainly doesn t
overdo the punctuality thing, and in
this respect are markedly different from
the members of the first two boards,
who rarely started a meeting other than
at 7:30 p. nj. to the tick.
Mayor Fern was in fine form last
night, and his subtle humor caused the
meeting to be radiated with occasional
smiles and filters. His best joke was
when he stated that the milk, fish and
meat inspectors should have police
badges. He suggested a fish
badge for the fish luna, cow badge for
the milk detective, and a mutton chop
design for the meat boss. The matter
was referred to the police committee,
who will undoubtedly consult with
Jamie Wilder On the matter.
A subdued hush came over the digni-
fed gathering when the bids for bury
ing the INDECENT dead of the city were
opened. The velvet touch of sorrow
one member mentioned the stindig
nant' dead, and another member no.
ticed his faux pas and kicked him I'M
der the table.
The ordinance to regulate dairies,
milk depots' and-the delivery of milk
caused some little discussion, partieu-
larry with reference to Section 28,
which reads: g No cows shall be MIXED
unless the sides, bellies, launches, nd
ders, teats and tail of the cow shall be
clean.
Jim Quinn wanted information as to
just what method would be followed TO
keep the cow s tail clean, and His
Honor went Jim one better by suggest
ing the appointment of bovine cham
bermaid.
The ordinance passed first reading, as
did an ordinance providing for the in
spection of milk and dairies and dairy
cows, and regulating the sale of milk,
and prohibiting and Furnishing the dis
tribution of unwholesome, impure or
adulterated milk in the City and Coun-
ty OF Honolulu.
Dan Logan patted both these ordi-
>nances. which were introduced by Su.
pervisor Aylett, on the back, remark
ing that they were in line with work
which was being done in other cities
fContlnued IN Page Twol
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-21
SHOTS FIRED
At OFFICER
Hidden Gunner Tries to MUIR
der Alameda Yes
terday.

A vicious attempt was made late
Monday night at Iwilei to kill Bicycle
Policeman Alameda, three shots being
fred at him by some concealed and I'M
known person. Alameda IS life was saw
ed only by the bad craftsmanship of the
would-be assassin, but neither he nor
the other officers who were sent with
him to search the vicinity where the
outrage was committed could find any
trace of the person who fred the shots.
The theory of Deputy Sheriff Rose, how
ever. is that this attempt at murder was
the result of recent order issued by
the police department that all the gang
Of japanese procurers who have so long
infested Iwilei must move out. The
police believe that one of these dis
gruntled parasites fred the shots mt
Alameda. who was in plain clothes, he
cause they thought the plain clothes
men to be responsible for the order di-
recting them to get out.
The officer was riding his bicycle
along the road below the eannery. and
had just passed a little side road that
Continued en- Page Eighty
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-21
.fRENz|ED F|NANCIER
IS TAKEN To H|LO

John Bright, the gay and festive
youth who bilked hotels, tradesmen and
automobile keepers of Honolulu after
being discharged from the insane asy-
lum, and who finally was found at the
Palama hospital, where he was staying
under the name of Saffery, was taken
to Hilo yesterday by Sheriff Pua.
The Sheriff received wireless the
night before stating that Bright, who
also styled himself John T. Baker Jr.
and few other people, had been con-
yicted five times of gross cheat at Hilo.
The message did not state whether
Bright had served out his sentences or
not, but Sheriff Pua took chance and
carried the frenzied fnaneier back to
the Big Island with him. If it is found
that he is not wanted there, the Ho-
nolulu authorities win know where to
Ind him, if anyone wants to prefer
charge against him. There are many
people in town who could justly do SO,
but most of them seem to prefer TO
remain modestly in the background,
evidently not caring to confess publicly
that they allowed themselves to be
done by man ike Bright.