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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
WAITING FOR KING EDWARD
(LondOn Globe.)

An amusing anecdote relating to the
kings recent stay at Brighton was re-
lated by the Rev. Cecil Maunsell, vicar
of Thorpe Malsor, to a gathering Of
his parishioners.
The reverend gentleman, who vouched
for the authenticity of the story, said
that a few days ago a boy walked up
TO his majesty as he was strolling along
the esplanade at Hove, and said to him
Mister, can you tell me the timer
Yes" replied the king, taking out
his watch: tits a quarter to L.
The boy then informed his majesty
that he had been waiting two hours to
see the blooming king" adding, Il am
not going to wait any longer"
Neither shall l." replied the king,
as he resumed his walk. His majesty
himself. said Mr.. Mounseil. afteTward
related the incident with much Eusto.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
A SHOCK TO sENsITIVENess.
fWashinRton Star.l

Or c. J. Hexamer, president of the
National German-American alliance"
said a Philadelphia millionaire. be
neves that it is their sensitiveness-
their sensitiveness about their accent
and SO on-which binders many young
German immigrants success.
in a splendid address to young inn
migrants I once heard him say that
if they were sensitive they would con-
tinually be finding ieers and insults TO
NOPE over-as many 1eers and insults
as fell to the lot of the baldheadsd.
He said that only that day. in a
downtown barber shop. a baldheaded
man came in and took a chair next to
the one he occupied
Hair cut. joe he said.
''The barber looked at him. slapped
the nude white dome of his skull with
mock tenderness. and gave loud
laugh
WY. man said he. you don't need
no hair ct. What you want is a
shiner -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
NOT EVEN FOR FRIENDSHIP.
fPhiladelphia Inquirer.l }


]. Hampton Moore, congressman from
Philadelphia, was sitting with mother rep
resentative in the cafe of hotel where
he usually dimes in the evening. The
waiter was an Italian, who had an idea
that Mr.. Moore owned the Capitol or
something like that. He kept watching
the congressman for awhile and then
apparently made up his mind to ask a
question that had been troubling his
mind.
"A-whad ees thees polla' bear?''
Mr.. Moore looked up in amazement. "A
Polar bear" he repeated. Why, Polar
bear is an animal"
What he do2"
why. the best I can tell you is that
he eats fish and sits around on the ice
all day
I can no do it," said the waiter, with
an air of finality. II can eat tees feesh,
but no sit on ice
We'll. what do you want to be a Polar
bear for, anyhow asked Congressman
Moore.
My fren', he asks to be poila' bear
for his brother" said the waiter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
Dread LINES HEIGHTENED.

The pinch OF poverty is always felt
in the great cities and want and mis-
cry abound even in the most prosperous
times. "The poor We have always with
YOU" said the Master nineteen centu-
ries ago. This year, however. the suf-
ferings Of idle workingmen and their
families Is aceentuated by the general
business depression. Men willing to
work are forced to beg. and the asser-
ton Of Terence V. Powderly that a
majority of the needy ones in the bread
lines are buns" is false and inhuman.
As to conditions in New York. the
World says:
THE panic is over. but the sad story
of its far-reaching results is to be read
in tho aftermath of suffering in humble
life. in the long lines of respectable men
accepting aims only as the unwilling
alternative of lack of employment.
These are not human derelicts. but men
anxious for work. In the seven city
bread lines and the camp of the desti-
tute laborers at Garrison. in the large
number of rnen begging for food at pri-
vate houses, is revealed the seamy side
OF a picture to which the recovery of
stock exchange values and the de-
creased thousands of idle railway cars
give a too roseate hue"
Perhaps with the coming of spring
business will brighten up and employ
ment for thousands Of the idle result.
~ the meantime Il IS UP 20 Dives 10
caz. e lev eruu bs ia the direction of
Lazarus.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
SEEING HIS FIRST SUBMARINE.

tM. A. P.D
Speaking once on inventions. Mr.. II.
G. Wells told Of an old fisherman who
was out rowing in his boat one day
when a motor canoe sprung a leak near
him, and Immediately sank. To the
Indignation of the canoes occupants.
the old man paid no attention to them.
but rowed calmly on his way. serenely
putting at his clay pipe. However. the
wrecked canceiSts managed to swim
to him and as they clambered to his
boat one sputtered angrily: Con
foand you, why didn't you lend US a
hand? Didn't you see we were sink
ing?" The old fisherman took the pipe
out of his mouth and stared in aston
ishment "Blest." he said. "if I didn' {
think We wuz one O. them new-fangled
submarines
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
THE AMERICAN WAITER.

An American and Scotsman We're dis
cuss ng the cold experienced in winter
in the north OF Scotland.
why. it's nothing at all compared
to the colo weather we have in the
states" said the American. Il can
recoliect one winter when sheep Jump
ing from a hillOck in the field. became
suddenly frozen on the way and stuck
in the air ike a mass OF ice
But. man exclaimed the Scotsman.
~the law of gravity wouldn't allow
that.
Il know that" replied the tale
pitcher, But the law Of gravity was
frozen too
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
MRS. MALAPRoP TO RESCUE.

Chicago Record-H erald)
is there any difference in the mean
ing OF the words nautical and marine
asked Mr. MalaprCp.
Not much replied Mrs. Malaprop
zone is q cinnamon Of the other.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

William : TIoeensen. Bingham Junction
Mabel ATlsop. Bingham Junction
Joseph q. MCGEE. lie GTaude. ore
Pearl Stolwnrthy. Kirkland, New Mexico
Thomas ". Ross. Forest Dale
Marie L. WOodbery. salt Lake
Leonard MoncUr Lowell WyO.
E,stelia Grant. Lowell. Wyc.
William Z Galhrsith- Lorenzo lda
Annie Pearl curtis. RexbUrg. lea
Albert ". Reau. Nenhi.
Edith J. Garrett. Nephi.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
sANoY's TOP HAT.
fst. Louis Globe-Demoerat.O

In speaking Of his kilt, at a dinner in
Washington, Harry Lauder said:
Senator Cannon tells me that the
kilt would never be popular on the
wind-swept prairies of Illinois. Why
not? The bare knee hardens to the cold
like the bare face. But to hear some
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

Congress isn't going to provide $780,,
600, 900 for the Panama canal, not until
they know more about it. 1t is also
probable that the lock system will be
abandoned. unless Mr. Taft can give
the necessary assurances.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

The farmers must be kept on the
farms. says the president in his very
latest message to Congress. Long life
to the "Uplifti'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

The kaiser and King Edward repeat
eddy kissed each other. according to the
dispatches. Oscillation extraordinary,
but lacking all the elements OF the real
thing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
SCIENTIFIC MARVEL.

tLOuisville Courier Journall
4 have been taking some moving pic
lures of life on your farm
Did you ketch the hired man in mo-
ticn2"
Il think 50.
"Ah; science kin DO something these
davs-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

Blizzard all over the country, but the
household ways and means committees
are discussing spring bonnets in spite
of the wintTy winds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

St Louis is being made famous by
the Lenp divorce suit. Also the brew
cry is getting some free advertising.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
Total Copies of The Herald Printed
In January 1909.

%++%<+$ <<@< = = =
= Largest Daily and Sunday '
= Circulation in Salt Lake proved '
= By investigation.
. = = = y = = , y . =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
A HEROINE.


(Harper's Weekly
Elia-Bella never passes a mirror
without looking IN !.
Steiia-BraFe girl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

Amateur burglars ought to be round
ed up without much trouble. Set the
trap.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10
Terms Of SUBSTITUTED.

DAILY AND sUNDAY-one month; y
cents; three months, s. 50i one year sio'O'-
SUNDAY-One year. E-oo.
SEMI = WEEKLY-(ln ADVANCE one
year 81 80, six months, - cents
Subscribers wishing address OF paper
changed must give former as wen a.
present address. ,.-..
All Tapers are continued until exphcll
order is received 10 discontinue Al ar
fearages must be paid in every case.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

The Regimental Bridge club met yes
terday afternoon with Mrs, Hugh
.Walthau at Fort Douglas, when prizes
were won by Mrs. G. r Elliott and
Mrs. Willis Uline. Mrs. WalthaIl was
assisted by her sister, Mss Storm, and
following the game a number of the Of
ficers and ladies came in for tea The
next meeting will be with Mrs g. A
Wieser.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

Mr.. and Mrs. J. D. Spencer and their
daughters Jean and Rehan, and Mr.. and
Mrs H G. Whitney and their daugh-
ter. leave tomorrow for New York,
whence the Whitney family sails Feb.
20 to join their sons in Germany for a
tour of Europe. The Spencers VIII meet
Allen Spencer in New York, and viii
return here after attending the in
angular ceremonies in Washington.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

Mrs. Sam c. Park will entertain Miss
Geddes and the girls of her bridal party
on Friday at a luncheon at the Uni
z-erSifv Climb
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-10

Mrs G. r. Boutwell, viii return with
in a few days from a visit to Kansas
City.
= X
Miss Ethel Mount has returned from
q visit with friends III Texas.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

Ser 3u9 bes Screens.
1ohter: .Malna, ih CLAUDE. Sr. 8ro.
ner miro mir in ndGiter 3eit einen
Antraa modem" - Nuter .@laubit
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bon Geinem Sersen letter.. Beraib
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beiibt uno 7u ale Sabre cine Babe.
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Den Iino 2eute, meld3e nir9enos bei.
mild iperoert. b. +. niemolS lanae uil
einem Vlase bleiben. aanmit Eu MIR
lolde Nomaoen nenren. Martbo2"
= Martba: .Sa. 1r1nlein, Q6dinp
men mnS Stu6enmG6Hen."
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0rei id1ne biQiae ,sarmen.

n5fbiaen NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. aztec pptitanbia
men,. nit ~ Nder Qanb. bireft an gdbnftation.
fir Sf3OO. Nerner aarm bon so Mder init @e.
bduben All 5000, inb 40 gder init aIteul paus
fit $500. 9ethfe SestngMnaeu. - 1ermanm
Haeeuhsst. 3inluier 723-I27. Gdifber 8ui!6s
ing. Nr. iii. Rsrb.GtarlessSts
1Septti.a.I.@
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Baltimore Mnrftbcridjte.

Baltimore, %. September 1909.
WebI. = 3niubr 1874 6aiier,
GnihlieBlid 724S Saiier 81 Canton;
&iiitenperionot 1869 SGiier.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

To99cn. = Sutubr Abb Bit
ldel; ans Den Glcpatoren 3,triifae5o'
gen 229 9uidel; glepatoren . 8or.
fotb $3.50 9midel.
Seutige ShIuBrate:
5l,O69 9uidel.
Nr. 2 meitlid)er &oaaen 79h--sO
Sn Saden, neil, lie nod
SualitGt. GO 70
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29
/. Werman.Mpcnne

tsdL 0einns mMt tsp6en.
= 1900 @tsl Ash.1 tttmufe .etyaAe.
GhIjdtsM y SAttiwSye. nnp Wnretfesetrake.
gen Hdnfer su beiMfieen, rfobern In ifber
.ktu16t; nit sfbsmasfanaI. DRAINAGE berfeben
unb an elmer init bitriftairten 2ieseIfeinen ees
sIisiissfsSS o,, ssnqss pei Se,eeSs1 s;,t.r ri sfStS: s an,1sS.
aims 500 pro Satr. @enben Gie lt& an
sanses aeeftt.
(Weai2<. 2k6I - crt Mnh efels.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

Sene neuen. rioberneii. Speift5dieen 6dufcr
an Gmbertonsefne. nabe 9ritte CTR. SiabIanbs
to,pn. ole .seauentIidfciten, GcliittnsS ~teiiert;
uuo aairmonnt.stbe. Gieftrifdhe. Hdbereo bel
Batter 8. &eitptai On crt rat etsie:
gaupIdbe 100 Sub tief. (Septl--)
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3m %perfamiem.

e07E-Eiaiam &nabc G. 60. Giauiup
eeiel uns Tedc. Sintq.
2tiefi - 0 9iuros2 ibertb. etrabe.-
(269-75)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29
Sonnen6in0er.
Mornan bon @ilbeIm $6u,.
Uutcrifirte tleberfebuna bon
Nlatbiloe Mann.
fT%ortfetung.)

Srau Sfleeien itarrte nod INNER
nod Der Saagee binaus, lSie iest gang
idylaff an Der SIag9enitanse berun.
terbing, oils fei Tie miioe %setporoen
unO noble ihIafen. 9urd Die se0ff'
neten Seulter I'M SpeiieSimmer ga
unten flang 9adcn uno mlrntere
&soe. uub 8lirren BON Weiiern unO
Seuern 5u ibr beralti.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

sic bro Munat. ateue Sdnfer, ole mober'
nen 9iIlrittuneeu. 9iertanfe 81 b~erielben State
gegen $50 MtBablmna. glgent Gadmiiiags at
OH uno Steae. Strbert. Strake, ~5,piiben Der
8. NIB 0. Strahc, spaibrpuf. (Septf2, 1g,t)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

Safer.-3niubr 6125 9nldd;
aus Den Glepotoren 5uriidge5oam
13,417 grideI; glepatoren. 0orrott
613,661 Vultlel.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

Su uermietben:
Neue Siufer an Gprbs IoioMa c' CTR, sipifber
Snirinonnt.st be. II. Sapeties Ctr: ole Veausmt
Iidieifen; nieoriee WRietbe. siebmt 3airnoIlit'
W~heEne'@arS. Macb3ufra9en al Srt unb stene,
Gebr20-.I&S)
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gu bttfnnIcn.
2eutfder Suloou liuo HleiiGuIQrt eriier
&Iaiie; So6iicen5sStdnb gan5utaeen bel
Der .3rani etetl Srrtp lug 6Unap
t272-4
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Stcacngeiude.
3n permictben.


c00-S33 Nisauitt.e trahe; 3.ftSdis 8 5tnt
VEO mer uno Hab.
Rim. n. sbn9c & Gu., 100 S.sGbarIeSsStr.
o6S-73)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

sane ARA Hnsfanb tefsrst @. seaine. lt3
ch.Talttmsse'ety, Hate 0sfsM esxls.ass.
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GerIanst Tramsn nnS NGbden.
9erlaugt:

Verlangt:
Gin Wideden fir ole Glgemeine Saisarbeit
In eiuer Samilie Don sfpei F%erionen; mub Re-
~ier(n5en bringcrl. 9tab5uirageu bel Wfrs. y.
u. Nneieig, Hr. 2S05, aurbaSa irertsS tra6e.
(o72-4)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

Terldngt:
Cine tiihtigc GD6in. lia65uiraeen bel ~
G.. stciu, Er. 1923, GHtam Eiaee. ell
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

gu utrfaEfcu:
Gin @rocerp9 1ben; Rmrgei6dtt: feit 90
abren etabIirt. GigeIttDiimer piinfd)t auf Meis
fen 5u eeben. lincb5uiraeeu Del 6cMrg etoisc.
VI. t88, Gplmmbin, Aueune. (270-2)
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GcrIdnat:
Gin beutifes Wi1odDen iilr eeiuDbnlihe Sauss
arbeit; feline 9Sdihe. liad5uirnaen III u. vi.
Euucn'e Npptbesr, Gr. 1924, 8ioseip'e trake.
(271-2)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-09-29

Wr. 1860, Observation-Disclosures s,pifdem
Catherine liii0 Ebipleb. Strabs: feline Gage fit
faft irgenb Elm @efddft; meme 9tdfbntitutt.
Man Hebraa ,psitli6 fabrsitSs Saiii,nore.S tIaee
elm S6uferaebiert n5r6I;d. Gtne Der. afeinttsn
Gaaen fiji. eiueH 2abeu. Eailenec @cDinenr. 1et
w Va . .eSts aq befm si 5,s9safS an Sei OIL fsa ms steMfs.. "'
1Geptt2E)
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gu uertamfeu:
MoDerner 9dlaher uno 3.itbdiges 9spbnbai5.
pgfienS fit ireeiib ein @efdbdft. RadSufraaen
In Vr. 1912, 1uitrn.N penuc. t272-D
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Berlnngt:
Gin oeutfdeS Wt1bdheu fir dugemeine SaIss
orbeit; lein Aoben; 9ieieren5ell. 9iab8ufrugeu
in Wr. 3400. @tuoipr.Muenue, Ode II. strafe.
t271-31
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'.lI-lT WerIaHat! w. IIIF
Cine oeutihe a1din. uelhe enalif6 ipridi
Reiercn3en erfuroerlib. gtad3utraserl In Ut.
1401, Yarf.9tpcune. (272-3
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0erlaugt

EerInn0f.
,3inii6erS" iiir Rode. Irmlpd,s. Yuiiers" nm
GanoaSsO tader. aad5ufraaeri bel 6ambnrger
Srus. l. Co., Ir. 10, sib.Gutau. straRe.
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Sn DcrtautcL.

CfGE-@teaantr3 9pluric & @abes Yiani.
% no, III gutcm 3uitanor; letitct quite
Ticnite. BARGAIN.
Stteif - . b'St ertB. StraRe.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-14

at which they seek their bedrooms light their candles
and sleep in unison.
1t is dark next morning when Dick knocks ask
o'clock says he, and one has be stirring To wait
second call is to invite danger. So presently along
the passage moves weird and cowled parade of
in dressing gowns-men who are presently
clothed in gymnasium tights and gray sweaters for
snap must be put into dressing and the pro-
fessor waits
So the Eighteen go into the great yellow hoored
gymnasium where the medicine balls are, and these
they throw and these they catch, each to his oppo-
site, till bodies stagger and are numb and
breaths thick. Dub-dub-dub-du -dub-dub-dub
sound the balls upon the floor the work goes on
Muldoon throws at the end. He singles out the
strongest and takes them turn He exhausts each
and hurries him back to play with some wnded com
patriot He urges the falterers he keeps them going
to their notch Dub-dub-dub-dub- -b-b-b
go the balls, but slower now, when "Changep is the
order, and the player throws different ball. with
different action, and the work goes on.
On the morning of my visit one of the Eighteen
perhaps not hearing the order neglected to change
What's the matter with you standing there like
that?" shouted the professor; didn't you hear the
order?" The partly regenerated moved toward his
place. Ah, at last it penetrates his intelligence"
said Muldoon. Didn't you hear the grating sound?"
Again the thud-thud-thud of the balls till the
Eighteen gasp and sweat and their bodies roll with
the effort. The shots becoming misdirected now
they have been throwing their limit for As minutes
Stop the. order, but with hardly pause for
rest he has them running round the gymnasium in
singles and doubles and fours 1t is over at last and
they in the bathroom, dressing gowned again.
and drinking their three tumblers of hot water which
Dick has generously poured for them and sweating
as they never did before.
"Shotwcll Harrison, Miller, Cady," calls the pro-
fessor crisply. They stand up, throwing off their
clothes sharply. In the corner says Dick; "un-
derP Under the cold shower they go (the water was
SIS degrees that first morning of mine) Rub your
your head-chest-put your face up--rub your legs
go the orders. Step out-soap yourself-under again
step out--rub from the thighs down-grip the calf
harder" and through all, till they finally become
dry, and are breathless- But they are glowing and
after five minutes they tired but happy
Afterward when all are taking further supply of
water (for water is prominent as discipline at
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-14

snow of the long block, slipping and punging for its
good six miles
A rest again. supper, the raillery of Mademoiselle
and till bedtime. But | was called to the pro-
fessor's rooms for the chat which he had promised
me- and there in his comfortable study where every
thing looked new and we'll cared for, saw new
Muldoon. This most genial, and phoso-
pher although pessimist. His pose as he sits oppo-
site you is easy, restrained and graceful He talks
with the of dicton and the subety of emphasis
which many statesman would be glad to have. He
impresses you who thinks The contrast to
The stern absolusm of the harshly ordering Muldoon
is almost stupefying.
'You see" he commenced in answer to question
of NINE "it is natural be healthy One is only un-
healthy through ignorance, neglect weakness of
mind The most important thing is to enlighten one
self upon the laws of hygiene More time should be
given that than eethec qualifications and habits
The average man gives his time pandering to the
desires of his body. His mind becomes its servant
instead of becoming its master
Il have great difficulty in retaining proper re-
spect and good feeling toward my fellow men. They
are so weak in both mind and body-not that the
body matters much; it will take of itself if
the mind rule it we'll
Mankind be divided into three classes-the
exceptional the ordinary and the inferior. About
10 per cent perhaps less really produce something
which makes for progress Another 20 per cent is
efficient in its particular business but it is cooress
More than 90 per cent only made to be governed
The greatest misfortune of the people who compose
this class is their unwillingness be governed You
find them in all walks of life. 1 have found young
with every opportunity which life could give
and only fit to be ordered around
| asked him to define broadly what he aimed at
ITO restore his normal condition. he
said "and the first thing have to do is to enforce
an implicit obedience You see, must have
managed himself badly he would not be out here
at all So simply say in effect You are proven
failure; will manage you while you are here y
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-14
A NEW SURGICAL ERA

n NEW era in surgical practice is just beginning
Aaccording to a classification by Dr. Robert T
Morris of New York. According to him, the first
or heroic" that of very ancient times when
a mans leg hacked off without any knowledge
OF what existed beneath the skin. Later came the
anatomic era, when operations were performed with
some knowledge of the inner structure of the organ
in question
The third, prevailing the world over NAV be
called the pathoogic" era. and was introduced bv
Pastcur and Lister Its chief aim to prevent germs
from entering wounds and developing them. Aseptic
surgery IS the great triumph of this era
But, according to DR.. Morris aseptic surgery IS Re-
ing carried too far In efforts to keep out bactea
we are proonging the time of operations and oamao-
ing the patent by shock, almost, in some cases a.
much as ne could be injured by infection So we are
now entering DR. Morris says a fourth era. which he
names the physiologic' era of surgery in which tb
object shall be to keep the patient in such good bod
condition that he destroy his own bacteria and
attend to his own products of infection
We need not. of course, go back to the old d,,,s
surgical uncleanlness when nne-tenths Of the ,sau
died OF blood poisoning but in order to avoid ths
IS not necessary to operate every possible eor+,
gency Neither need we prolong the agony ups,rl, :;
our efforts to keep out germ or two which tb -
tectve powers of the body would be amply ahls =
combat and destroy if the organism were IN s,, =
condition Aoo9