davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Arizona republican., 1909-04-09

But man must be something" protested Margot.
 q suppose he must" answered Phoebe Yet don't want the man I marry to be anything but man. Not a professional man, not medical man. not a lawyer man, or a soldier man. a sailor man, not a man of letters-not of anything-only man
 How about a nobleman-lving on his rents, 10 sayasked Margot, making her escape into the garden with Phoebe in pursuit
 But, whatever Pboebes opinions the subject of poets and poetry, is remarkable fact that she went to sleep that night, she saying to herself:
Arizona republican., 1909-04-09

2 ; \ \; :':: B: v- turning her big blue eyes almost reproach-
 creature with quite nimbus ot
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05

Boston, Aug l. Luther Burbank,
"the wizard of the plant world, has
been informed that his latest crea-
tion, the "wonderberry" or "snn
berry" is failure. Many amateur
gardeners have tried to cultivate the
"wonderburry without much success
in this vicinity. Yesterday Bnr.
banks new berry was labeled worth
iess" by the judges OF the Massachu-
setts Horticultural Society. The berry
plant, which had been expected to
prove a rival to the BluebeIry, was
displayed at the Sweet Pea Exhibi.
tion at horticultural Hall, and at
trscted great deal of attention
Under the name given by Mr.. Bur
bank, the "sun berry" OF its CONNER
cial title, wonderherry the plent
has become widely known throughout
horticultural circles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
Nurse and Nursery Combined.

A recent visitor to Brittany de-
scribes in the New Orleans Times
Democrat the two story closed bed Of
the Breton peasant, in many cases a
richly carved and ornamented heir
oom and always highly priced.
One day the visitor was expressing
her admiration of certain 'lit-clos,"
when madam pulled the sliding pan.
els apart and revealed the figure Of
her husband sleepily rubbing his eyes
and wanting to know what was the
matter. She calmly explained to him
that the visitor wanted to see the In
side of the bed and then explained to
the visitor that her good man had been
out fishing since dawn and was very
tired. The visitor begged him to close
the panels and go to sleep again, which
he Immediately did, but not before she
noticed that he was fully dressed. It
seems that the Breton peasant always
disappears into the ''lit-clos" fully
dressed and always emerges therefrom
In the same condition. While her hus-
band slept madam enlarged on the
advantages of "lit-clos" In bringing
up family.
II have had six children" she said,
'and when they were little I used to
put three In the top story and three
In the bottom, then close the panels
and leave them with an easy mind"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05

patrons and the amusement loving
public that his aim is to offer alone
pure, healthy and reflued amusement
that the father aud his son, the
brother and his sister may enjoy aud
appreciate the same We are sure
that many heart may te lightened
and many face wreatbed in smiles
by visiting this beautiful play, writ.
ten by one of our most noble women,
Mrs Harriet Beecher Stowe. CouIt-
ly,reined aud elegant in its presepta-
ton, We feel sure to meet the popular
appreciation at the generous hands
OF the amusement loving PEOPLE, and
that the applause of smiling thou
sands will assuredIy greet our great
est Ell orts. Believing that Shakes
peare has truly said: The nohlest
art in mans life-the art of making
others happy. This great moral am
usement enterprise that has become
famous from ocean to ocean during
the east fifteen years o. it's exist
enee will positively exhibit at Hood
River Aug. 9Th
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
A SINGULAR Meal.

One Of the most singular meals ever
eaten was that given to select few
by an antiquary named Goebel in
Brussels some years ago. The bread
was made from wheat grown before
the children of Israel passed out of
Egypt. and it was spread with butter
made when Elizabeth ruled England.
For fruit there were apples which
ripened before the Christian era, and
the wine was older than the white
mans knowledge Of the new world.
The bread was made from wheat taken
from chamber in one of the pyra.
mids. the butter (of which there were
several pounds) had been found In an
earthen crock on a stone shelf under
the icy waters of well In Scotland.
A pantry in the ruins of pompeii had
furnished the Jar Of apples (Which
were as sweet and finely favored as II
only few months old), and the flagon
of wine had been recovered from an
old vault In Corinth. Six guests en-.
joyed this amazing meal.-Chicago
News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05

81 had bachelor apartment at one
time with an Englishman, who was
always talking about his 'bawth. you
KNOW" said a New York banker.
"The first thing of morning he said:
4 must take my bawth, you know.
Really, now, | must take my bawth--
haw, haw!'
HE did so much talking about his
'bawth' that / stayed one morning to
see him take ito see If 1t was diff.
ferent from the bath of the American.
ut was. This is what he did: First
he spread soft towel at the bottom
Of the bathtub, then turned on the
water until It was about two inches
high.
$50 as not to chill my feet, you
know-haw, haw!" he explained to me.
"Then he stood on the soft towel in
the two inches Of water. turned on
the spray, sprang through 1t, leaped
out and rushed for a towel.
"He had taken his bawth, you know
-haw, hawr Washington Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
Little Vinegar in Yakima.

There will probably not be more
than 500 barrels of vinegar manufsc-
tured in the Yakima valley this year,
says W. ID. Smith, who is in the vim
egsr business here and in Toppenish.
The apples which Usually come to the
cider mills are the Ben Davis and
varieties OF the same grade, and
those are the apples which have suf-
fered this yeai. Because of the fact,
too, that the apple crop is short, the
inferior apples OF the better varieties
can be sold in the local market after
the better ones have been shipped, SO
that the cider mills will not get many
culls of such apples as the Newtowna,
Winesaps and SpitZenbergs. Yakima
Republie.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
The Crime of Idleness.

Idleness means trouble for any one.
Its the same with a lazy liver. II caus-
es constipation, headache, jaundice, sal
low complexion, pimples and blotches,
oss OF appetite nausea, but DR.. Kings
New Life Pills soon Danish liver trou
bes and build up your health. 25e at
Chas. n, CIarke's,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05

Mrs.-He said reminded him Of a
Greek goddess. Mr.-Huh! Mrs.-What
do | remind you of? Mr.-Of every
darned thing | overlook that you ask
me to do.-Cleveland Leader.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
Albany Apple Fair.

The scope of the annual Apple Fair
will be enlarged this year to include
apple growers in all sections OF the
Willamette Valley. Fruit men will
be invited to make displays in COM
petition for magnificent list of
premiums
An executive committee has been
selected rom the ranks OF the Linn
County horticultural Society and the
Albany Commercial Club who will
have charge of the details of the
event, the date OF which will be liked
for the early part of NoVember. The
personnel of this committee is as fol-
lows: From the horticultural Soci-
ETY.: e. W. Cooper, ", A. Eastturn,
Fl. Bryant; from the Commercial
Cub: G.. Ii Stewart, j. A. Howard,
Il. Nj. French.
The committee has affected pei ma
nent organization by the election of
the following officers aud snb-com
mIttees: Chairman, e. W. Cooper ;
Secretary and Treasurer, W. A. Ea t.
burn; Publicity Manager, Wallace X.
StrubIe; Finance Committee: II
Bryant, 4. W. Cooper, +. M. French ;
Premium list committee j A How
ard. G. Ii. Stewart, W. A. Esstburn.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
Answered.

Bobby-Wh the simple life, PAT
Father-Doing your own work, my SON.
Bobby-And what's the strenuous lifef
Father-Doing some other fellows
work. Now run along and play.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05

The temple of fame stands upon the
grave The fame that burns upon its
affairs is kindled from the ashes Of
dead man
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
MRS. F. II. SPAULDiNG
BROWNS WITH SONS

Spokane, Aug. l. While struggling
frantically In the waters of Lake Kel-
so to save her two sons from drown
ing, Mrs Frank Il. Spsulding, wife of
Rev. Mr.. Spsulding. Sunday school
missionary of the Columbia River
conference of the Methodist Episco-
pal church, today drowned with her
loved ones.
The Spaulding family have been
camped for the summer ON the shores
of Lake Kelso, one and half miles
from Granite, and the two boys, eyed
and IA years, while frolicing Oh the
sandy beach, ventursd into the water
and got beyond their depth. The
older boy was taken with cramps and
cIied to his moth for aid. The
mother plunged into the cold waters
to rescue him, and when the cries OF
the drowning boy reached the little
fellow flt took hold of him and he
sank beneath the surface.
The bodies have been recovered,
according to the latest information
here.
Rev. U. +. Hawk will conduct the
funeral services at Althol, Idaho,
Monday, and Spokane ministers, all
friends of the husband, will attend
the funeral In body. Mrs. Spaul
ding was sister of Judge h. II. Sui
livan, OF the Spokane Superior Court.
Rev. and Mrs. Spaulding are we'll
known in Hood River. Mrs, Spaul
ding had a homestead at Mt Hood,
and Rev. Spsulding was pastor of the
M. e. Church in this city. He was
also presiding elder of this district.
The news of the drowning OF Mrs.
Spsulding and sons is shock to the
community, who deeply sympathize
with MIR. Spaulding in his bereave
ment.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
Intense COIicky Pains Relieved.

"For some years | suffered from in
tense colicky pains which would come
on at times and from which l could find
no relief" says |. 5. Mason OF Beaver
Dam, Ky. "Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy was recon-
mended to me by friend. After taking
a few doses of the remedy | was entirely
relieved. That was four years ago and
there has been no return of the symp-
toms since that time" This remedy is
for sale bY all d4alers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
COMING
COMING !
Burk's Big Production If Uncle
Toms Cabin,' under Canvas
Theatpr.

In presenting this excellent com
panS consisting Of a carefully lscted
cast of lad es aud gentlemen OF atil-
ity, permit the manager to say to hi
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05

lie in the low, marshy bottoms of the
Potomac, the breeding ground Of ma
laria germs. 1hese germs cause chills,
fever and ague, bliousness, iaundice,
lassitude, weakness and general debility
and bring suffering or death to thous-
ands yearly But Electric Bitters never
fail to destroy them and cure malaria
troubles. "They are the best all round
tonic and cure for malaria l ever used, "
writes r. M. James. of Louellen, s. G..
They cure Stomach, Liver, Kidney and
Blood Troubles and will pre- vent typhoid.
Try them, SOC. Guaranteed by Chas.N
Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-08-05
Chamberlatn's Collie, Cholera aud Di.
aerhOea Remedy Never Known
N Enst

81 have US d Chamberlain's Collie,
Chol ra and Dlarrhoea Remedy since it
was first introduced to the public in S72
and have never found one instance
where cure was not speedily effected
by its use. have been commercial
traveller for eighteen years, and never
start out on trip without this, my
faithful friend" says II. S. Nichols of
Oakland, Ind. Ter. For sale by all
dealers,
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
THE CHEER LEADER.

MATT HENSON led the cheering the North Pole Par
command he the Stars and Stripes
world for all practical purposes possession
The little of consisting of half dozen
souls and three had appreciation
significance of the but the enthusiasm general
because the realization that the desire of the leader
at last been accomplished And Henson
hlarity partly the partly
and partly for the
approval And Henson led all Peary
the most deeply affected by the of this his ownng
life of glorious but heaendng striving lead the
how to cheer chorus until
through the drill And there
of national joy which kind flame in
hundred millions of people, embracing greatest republic
worlds history its scattered the
earth.
1t by this that the
had been scaled and
doomed The cheers of Negro troops Philippines
first spread the of the complete ascenancy
in the islands of the Orient
1t is not explain why the Negros patriotic
enthusiasm always alert but his loyalty ounys
ardent that successive historic yielding
distinction of being the nation
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
WANTED-A BLACK EXPLORER!

EXPLORATION still big of world For more
est dreams and doubtless has unquencha portion
OF his natural guest for knowledge and domain
In general physical there field left for
Now that the has been reached the
South extremity Of the earth the only left
traversed rounded by world
exact data the character possible
usefulness scientific otherwise civilization
and surveyed anticipated surety to
establish claims of sovereignty the of civilized
have not been really general world
and which, for the practical application of the
civilization almost remote the polar anpar
ties After the and the bottom the
reached Africa the great middle mng restless ter
resra abode of will still be the country the
returning report their quests only partly fulfilled Africa
remain greater problem than the frozen poles until perhaps
brand of explorer shall lend himself daring
for which the work of opening its sections unemngy
calls
Will the civilized African with the
in his veins awake his opportunity duty
this remaining branch glory
intrepid but Caucasian9 The immediate
him might not be that which white
nation of behind him. persistent
labors might result relations f
would leave their lasting mark upon
Can't Pleased Where
A s he rof his
tho af
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02

-,One sentence in letter from a young
man asking me for advice is the keynote
of an unfortunate situation in which 1 be-
lieve other young men often find them
selves The plant to which | refer in this
case read something like this: ''My fiancee
always expects me to spend about half of
my weeks salary upon her each week, leav-
ing me but little with which to pay my
board and other expenses. How do you
suppose she thinks L can save enough to
build a home?"
There are far too many girls like this
Young mans finacee. Whether they are
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
What Our
Young Wo-
menShOuld
Know
By ELIZABETH MeCULLEM

which afford to neglect cooked and lchosen foo
Indigestion and i'll health.
deal of food in this country ruined in the cooking Will
fine markets. with plenty everything brought DOORS
destroy and throw food which in other countries where people
economical used to the best advantage And then wonder why
continue poor.
We might well wonder why plain when might be beau
ful and when might cheerful foolish extravaganza
at the bottom of of the trouble Each girl should know how
market how and how then she
will make good wife, either for rich Good cook
ing demands much thought other good thing.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
Word
of Advice
to Girls
on Saving
By BETTY VINCENT

engaged they deliberately place him position where
for him to spend that he i'll afford
When girl would be delighted accompany brother
theater street the performance the gallery
why for her to cab and the best
ira when she accompanies whom she knows to be relatively
in the financial position her brother?
1t for two people to spend $40 SIS
entertainment and when this compared with the earning capacity
of the average it is ridiculously large.
How the young my letter says do the girls expect
to for home? BE little thoughtful girls
make the believe that
luxures you have
the girl who enough for the and herself impose
his good nature that makes the popular comrade and the loved
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02

In these days of high prices the young
woman who expects to keep house after her
marriage on a limited income should know
how to set a table cheaply without cutting
down the necessary nutrition. 1t can be
done, and can be done well, if one knows
what is in the market and market prices,
also what foods are properly grouped into
one menu and how each one can be best
cooked.
When you think of it, nothing is of
greater Importance than the proper prepa-
ration Of daily food. What to eat, how to
cook it and how to serve it are things
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02

that Uncle
presentdy political leaders in Mexico like Daz friends of the
United States and people, Gen. Geronimo no the anc old
fighter who holding down things the of Nuevo Leon
(where is watching Gen Reyes like hawk married American
who the daughter of Gen Ord Enrique c. C the
of Chihuahua and but lately ambassador the United
States, who will the cabinet of Daz half
being the of lrisman from Kentucky He millionaire and
his fathernaw Don Luis Tea the greatest ndwne
the world being the proprietor millions of than he him
self has accurately known
Corral the able vcepesden and undoubed Dia and
manour the clever minister of finance the
Back all these Uncle
that his nephews have investments Mexico amounting to not less
than $75OOoooO not stand idly by and allow band of NAL
contents and ago destroy that property make unproducve
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
Burial
| Alive Not
Likely
|TheseDays
By DR.. W. R. DUNCAN

provide moruay waiting where the remains should kept
the first signs of decomposition visible
In some parts of Germany they have adopted scheme of attaching
belcord to the hand person. there
ringing OF the bell under conditions
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
She Can't Be Pleased.

A woman is never satisfied She is
always afraid the man across the aisle
is going to try to firt with her or dis
tressed because he exhibits no inten'
ton to do so.-Exchange.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02

Of course there have been cases of pre-
mature burial, but most reports of such
occurrences may be set down as myths
Very often muscular movement of a
corpse has been the origin of sensational
story of the interment of live person.
Under the present system of death GER
tifcation in vogue in nearly all communi-
ties there is scant danger of anyone being
buried alive.
Some authorities go to the extreme of
caution in arguing that there is no posi-
tive, irrefragible proof of death except in
cipient putrefaction and hold it to be wise
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02
Mexican
Revolt
Where the
United StateG
Comes in
By HARRY G. BEAUCHAMP
Minipd Engineer

HE ELEMENT in Mexico that is stirring up revolution is
intensely hostile to the people of the United States and
would like to drive the hated Yankee INVADERS unmndfu
of what the Grngoes have done to develop the country
have spent the major part of the last 10 years north
Mexico and fairly well versed the situation and
prevalent public opinion. tell you that the
luton will be failure Even should Diaz die it would
succeed though his sudden demise would bring fareup
The Colorado statesman., 1909-10-02

Where the Blame Belongs.
Man is 6he artificer of his own hap
piness. Let him beware how he com.
plains OF the disposition of circum.
stances. for it is his own disposition
he blames.-Thoreau.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-08
WOMAN ACCUSED OF MURDER.
Portland, Oregon, Widow is Charged
With Killing Her Husband.

Portland. Ore, oct S.-The case OF
Mrs. Kate NJ. Collins, who shot and
killed her husband, DR.. r. A. NJ Col
Inns, on July "a last, appeared on to-
days docket in the criminal court. and
it is expected the trial will begin early
next week. Developments since the
killing of DIR. Collins have aroused a
vast amount of public sympathy in fa-
vor of the accused woman and the trial
Of the case is awaited with much in
terest.
DIR. Collins who was young physi-
clan of some prominence, was shot and
instantly killed by his wife, bride OF
six months, at the residence of Major
]. A. Sladen. Mrs. Collins was several
years the senior of her husband. She
was divorced from her first husband
and until her marriage to Dr. Collins
conducted dressmaking business, in
which she had accumulated some mon
ey. Soon after their marriage trouble
arose between husband and wife, ow-
ing. II is said, to attentions paid by DR..
Collins to his former wife and to other
women. Friends of Mrs. Collins assert
that the young physician had neglect
ed his business and had been living for
the most part off the money saved by
his wife. Mrs. Collins is said to have
been very jealous of her husband and
this. 1t is believed. furnished the mo-
tive for the tragedy.
DIR. Collins was but 80 years old. He
was graduate of the medical depart
ment of Drake university Des Moines,
and of the st. Louis Medical college,
after which he served as an inferno at
the st. Louis hospital. At the time of
his death he had been resident OF
Portland about two years.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-08
U. OF M. ENROLMENT.
May Reach 5000, Which Would be the
Hiuh Water Mark.

Ann Arbor Mich, oct. S.-All pre-
vious records in attendance will be
broken this season at the University
Of Michigan. The total enrolment
for the year, is but 200 less than dur
ing all Of last year and more are COM
ing in at a lively rate. In the liter
ary department there are loo en-
tries. From this il is figured that the
attendance will exceed that of last
year by 400 which will run the en-
rollment in all departments up TO
about 5000, very near To Harvard. Tho
only department in the school to show
loss is the medical department
which has been heightened to a six
year course instead of a four year
course. The members of the faculty
expect to have a higher standard as
the thcater attendance. literary clu1
work. football fun and other things
which an overindulgence in makes low
grades. will be cut down to a reason
able basis.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-08
"FArHER OF BAPTIsTs.v
Ter Centennial of Birth of John Clarke
Celebrated Today.

Newport. r. l., oct. S.-Though his
remains rest i'm the old Newport burial
ground there were few persons here
abouts who recalled the fact that to-
day was the tcrcentennial of the birth
OF John Clarke. one of the founders OF
Rhode Island and known in history al
so as the Father of American Bap-
lists"
Or. Clarke was born in Suffolk, Eng
land, oct. s, 1909. At the age OF % he
emigrated to the new world because oi
his deep sympathy with the Puritans
IN their struggles for religious free
dom, but when he arrived in Boston
be found the government intolerant
and oppressive because OF the theo-
logical controversies in which it was
involved.
AS result OF his dssa 5faction
with conditions in Boston -. Clarke
resolved To plant new colony where
real freedom of religious expression
might prevail. and having received
the encouragement of Roger Williams
he proceeded with "a small party to an
island in Narragansett bay to use as
a retreat from intolerance. The island
was known as Aquidneck, and after
ward as Rhode Island
Dr. Clarke owed his title of 'the ia
ther of American Baptists' to the fact
that he was the minister of the first
church founded in the new colony,
which was the second Baptist church
established in America. Even his col
ony' however, was not free from re-
hgious dissensions, and Clarke went to
England To get power from the court
10 settle them. He succeeded I'm 1868
IN obtaining from King Charles ii a
charter whose provisions were of un-
paralleled liberality. II guaranteed
mat mo person within the said colony,
at any time thereafter. shall be in any
way molested, punished, dlsquieted or
called In question for any differences
o. opinion on matters of religion"