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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Pittsburg. Pa. Sept 27.-In letter
to his mother. Mrs. Mary Goodsel OF
New Kensington. Pa, near here. DR..
John w. Goodsell. who accompanied
PeaTy on the dash TO the North Pole
describes the trip In part as follows
II was with the commander on the
northern trip to Cape Columbia ana
across the Ice 10 latitude 81 degrees,
% minutes. At this point the hrsi
Two dctachments turned back to Cape
Columbia, where the expedition lelt
the land. The temperature on the
ice was as low as SO degrees below
zero
Il left the Roosevelt on February
l6 with the second detachment. mo
captain starting the day previous Win
the fFst. I reached the RooscNelt
March 25. was absent from the ship
nearly six weeks.
After the northern trip, my ume
until the return OF the commander was
engaged in caring for the disabled
men | brought in. ] quote from my
diary April Is. 1909: Ross Marvin Is
gone, the polar sea has claimed him.
The Rooseyelts flag Is flying At hei'
mast Our hearts are sorrowlul io'
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
INGENIOUS CABLE CODE
MADE UP OF ONE WORD.

Washington Sept 27.-An ingenious
cable code. which Is intended as a
money saver. TO army and navy Off
GERS stationed at distant points of the
globe. has been devised by Lieutenant
Commander David y. Sellers, U. s. y.
Hundreds of dollars are expended by
army and navy men each year at the
time of the annual football games be-
tween the academies at West Point
and Annapolis in having the scores
sent TO them abroad, The new code.
enables the sending of the score in
one word II also enables persons to
cable money In any amount by using
one word
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
NEW YORK STOCKS.

Amalgamated Copper. 50.
American Beet Sugar. 46 IS,
American Car and Foundry, 60 II.
American Cotton Oil. 75 II.
American Locomotive, % IL.
American Smelling. 80 l-2
American Smelling, pfd.. 1l2 IL.
American Sugar Refining. 135.
Anaconda Mining Co. is 81.
Atchison Railway, 119 3-S.
Atlantic Coast Line. 134 l-2.
Baltimore and Ohio. III.
Brooklyn Rapid Transit, 70 3-i.
Canadian Pacific, lSS rs.
Chesapeake and Ohio. SO IS.
Chicago and Northwestern, 1913.
Chicago, Nil. and St Paul. 160 Is.
Colorado Fuel and Iron. 46 ii.
Colorado and Southern. 53.
Delaware and Hudson. 192 Is.
Denver and Rio Grande, Al
Denver and Rio Grande, pfd., 50 81
Erie Railway, 80.
Great Northern, pfd. l53.
Great Northern Ore Gifts, 81 ga.
Illinois Central 152 $.S.
Interborough Met, II 3-4
Interborough Met. pfd.. rs Is
Louisville and Nashville, 152.
Missouri Pacific, 70 is.
National Biscuit, 119.
National Lead. 50 Ga
New York Central. 1856.
Norfolk and Western, 90 Is.
Northern Pacific. 155 IL.
Pacific Mall. 80 IA,
Pennsylvania Railway 14S.
Peoples Gas. l16.
Pullman Palace Car, 100.
Reading Railway, 166 3-4,
Rock Island Co, IS ii
Rock Island Co. pfd., IS IL.
Southern Pacific. 131 Is.
Southern Railway, 80 3-S.
Union Pacific. 204.
United States Steel, Sc IL.
United States Steel. pfd., 12S IL.
Wabash Railway. 20 IA
Wabash Railway. pfd.. so.
Western Union. 70 "a.
Standard Oil company. 700.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
JAPANESE ARE
BASEBALL FANS

Chicago. Sept. PA dozen Japan
ese baseball enthusiasts. headed by
Baron Kanda and Mr.. X. Matsukata,
VIII cheer for the Cubs in their game
with Philadelphia today. The women
Of the party. in native costume. will
accompany. their husbands.
Baseball Is one Of the general pas
times in the island empire, and. ac-
cOrding to Baron Kanda, he hoped
not TO leave this city without hav-
inc seen the worlds champions in
action
we have heard so much about your
Cubs in Japan" he said. "and are
anxious to see them play"
Today Is the last OF the four days
stay In Chicago.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
MINE R 5
Y IN Oh I
Threatened Close Down
of Butte Mines Will
Not Occur

Butte. Mont Sept 27.-The labor
trouble which threatened 10 tie up
this camp shut down the smelters in
Anaconda and Great Falls and throw
$4,000 people out of work throughout
the state has been settled. While no
official statement of the agreement
has been given out, it is known that
the contentious OF the Miners Union
has been sustained and that the Sc
ceding engineers who withdrew from
the Western Federation of Miners
have gone back into the fold All
Will be received and given their old
positions.
President Meyer of the Western
Federation is here and is expected TO
make statement later in the day.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
TEACHER
IS SHO I
Young Woman Dies as
Result of Brutal
Assault

Santa Fe, n NJ. Sept. 27.-Gertrude
Montgomery. who came here from
Shreveport, La. where she taught in
college for FIVE years. died this morn
ing In this city. as the result Of a
criminal attack and a pistol shot In
the head last Tuesday on the outskirts
Of the town. She was found until yes
terday when, awakening from her stu
por, she tried to crawl to a water hole
10 quench the burning OF her lips and
was seen by little girl who gave tho
alarm.
She never regained power Of speech
but by mods and shaking her head,
before dying. said that she had been
attacked by tree men. one OF them a
tall American. Three convicts at work
on the scenic highway in that vicinity
havo been arrested.
Miss Montgomery was a beautiful
young woman. a native OF California.
and came here recently to teach
school. Although she had been miss
Ing since last Tuesday. no search was
made, because of the impression that
she had left for Bent, y. NJ. TO teach
school.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
Chicano Livestock

Chicago. Sept 27-Cattle- Receipts
estimated at 27.0OO; market steady to
10c lower; beeves 81 00aS 30; Texas
steers s3 S0a5 10: western steers $3.-
90a6. SO: stockers and feeders go l0a
5 25; COWS and heifers 81 OOa6 90;
calves 81 0Oa9 GO
Hogs-Receipts estimated at "a 1000:
market sc lower light 81 S0aS 10;
mixed 81 S5aS 30; heavy 81 70aS so:
rough 81, 7Oa7 90; good to choice
heavy 81 95a8 so. pigs Sc 60a7 so;
bulk of sales SS 2OaS IS.
Sheep-Receipts estimated at $4,000
Market 10c lower. native, 81 65ai SIS;
western 81 90a5 00. yearlings 81 50a
5 30, lambs. native. 81 25a7 Is; west
eTn 81 i0a7 10.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
CARRIED ON A FRAUD
WHILE STILL IN JAIL

East ST Louis. Ill, Sept. 27.-Chare.
ed with conducting land frauds
through the mail while occupying A
cell IN the Macomb. ILL.,. jail. William
Gottlieb was arrested here yesterday
on federal warrant.
Gottlieb was sentenced to tho Joliet
penitentiary in May. 1907. for forgery
and was paroled seven months ago
after serving twcnty-one months OF a
twenty-eight months sentence.
II WAS while in the Jail at Macomh
awaiting sentence that Gottlicb is said
TO have written letters representjnr
himself to be president OF a land and
investment company and Offering to
execute deed for trust for 5,5OO4acres
of land
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
PRESIDENT SEES BIG SHELTER.

Anaconda. Mont. Sept 27.-Presi-
dent Taft arrived al Silver Bow juno
ton, several miles outside Of Butte, al
6:30 a. m. He was greeted by Sen
ator Thomas NJ Carter, The train
was switched 10 the Butte. Anaconda
& Pacific railroad for the run 10 the
famous Washoe smelter near here and
the President aliGhted at the very
threshold OF the immense plant.
IL was Mr.. Taft's first view OF a
copper smelter OF this size and he ex-
pressed great interest 10 the work.
From the smelter the party proceed
ed In automobiles TO Anaconda, where.
after a parade through the city. the
President made brief address. Leav-
ing here the party was scheduled TO
arrive iu Butte AT 1890 a. m
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
WARF ARE
OF WORDS
Mn the Interest Of Truth"
a Fellow Is Called
a Liar.

Victoria, p. c., Sept. PA wordy
warfare was being waged in the Eng
lish newspapers in Japan similar 10
the Peary- Cook controversy In the
United States when the steamer EmA
press of China sailed. with regard 10
the descent made last month into the
crater OF Mount Asama by Professor
Jay G. Rodgers Of Chicago. The pro-
fessor telegraphed the particulars OF
the exploit to Yokohama newspapers.
telling of sensational experience when
lowered on a rope by four others into
the crater. DR. Clay McCauley. Bos-
ton, author and missionary, wrote "ln
the interest OF truth" stating Profes-
sor Rodgers had greatly magnided
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
NEVADA CoMSToCK PIONEER
DIES AT 95 YEARS OF AGE

Reno. New. Sept. 27.-Ceptain ],
B. Overton, who for thirty years was
the president of the Virginia City and
Gold Hill Water company and had
personal charge OF all the water sup
ply for the Virginia City mines, died
last night In this city at the age of SO
years. Captain Overton suffered a
stroke of paralysis last May and an
other last Friday
During the palmy days of the Com
stock. Captain Overton was an asso-
ciate of the Mackay. Flood and Fair
crowd and aided them In accumulat-
ing their fortunes.
He will be buried in this city Wednes-
day. Captain Oyerton was a promi-
nent Elk and the funeral services
will probably be conducted by that
order
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
FIFTY INJURED AND MANY PERSONS
MISSING IN PITTSBvRC EXPl OS|ON

city. About twenty children OF Off
GERS and prlvateS have been sent TO
the township school near tho army.
The school is overcrowded and the
state superintendent OF public instruc,
tlon thinks the township taxes should
not be extended TO cover the expense
of educating the children of the alien
soldiers. The state attorney general
however has given an opinion that
the army post children should be sent
TO school in the township in which the
post is situated.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
BOY IS KILLED
By A BASEBALL

u Chicago, Sept. 27-Eugene Swim
bank II years old, died yesterday af-
ter being hit by pitched ball. He
fell a few feet from first base and
died in an automobile on the way to
a hospital
The ball had struck him over tho
heart and death was caused by pa
ralysis of the muscles of that organ
due TO the blow.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
HARVARD'S CHINESE ATHLETE
is OUT AFTER HONOpe

Boston. Mass. Sept. 27.-For The
first time In its htstorS Harvard nni.
versity has a Chinese athlete. Kao
Chow Ii. resident of America by spec
ial edict OF his emperor. has broken
all precedent at this college across
the Charles by announcing that he Is
out for athletic honors on the socor
team. Ii is in the class OF 1910. He
entered the university a year apo
coming from Pei Yang university al
Tientsin, North China Dmring bis
college course in his home country he
went into athletics and was recog.
nized.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Wausau. Wis, Sept 27.-Four per
sons were killed and three others In
mile west of Edgar. this county. A
party Of nine persons were returning
from church at Pontiatowski and had
reached a rocky cut IN the road when
the freight train crashed into them,
throwing them against the rocks. The
dead include Jos. kaul and his two
young children and Victor Literski.
Mrs. Kaul was badly injured.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
NEW YORKER RETURNS AND
DOES NOT KNOW THE TOWN

New York. Sept 27.-Louis Heller.
a mine owner of Redding. Cal, who is
here as a Hudson-Fulton visitor, did
not know the city when he arrived
The last time he WAS In New York
was 81 years ago, and the day he left
for California celebration was In pro-
gress for Commodore Perry. who had
just opened the Japanese ports 10 the
commerce Of the world. He said that
in that celebration the only illumlna,
tions were from oil torches. as com.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
TWENTY PERSONS INJURED
IN RAILROAD ACCIDENT

Chicago. Sept 27.-Twenty persons
were hurt, seven severely, In crash
between an Aurora suburban train
on the Chicago. Burlington & Quincy,
and a train of empty cosches last
night AT hospitals whore they were
taken. It was stated that the Injuries
of none would prove fatal,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
CLOSING QUOTATIONS OF
WORLDS MARKETS
Chicago Close.

Chicago. Sept. 27.-Close: Wheat
Sept. $1.o3 S-S; Dec 80 Is; May
81 02 1-4a3-S
Con-sept. Go Is; Dec. 5S SIS; May
Go rs.
oats-sept. 20 IS; Dec. IS rs; May
81 SIS.
Pork-Sept SIS; Jan. SIS. GO 1-2;
Nav SlS.f2 L.
Lard-Sept S12 so; Oct. s12 10;
Nov. S12 90; Jan. Sl1 90.
Ribs-Sept. Sll.92 -; Oct. S11. 10.
Jan. 80 so; May s977 i-2.
Rye-Cash 72; Sept, IL: Dec. 20.
Barley-Cash 50a66
Timothy-Sept. 50 S5al 90; Oct. S3.-
S0a3 90
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

steady. Bulk OF sales 81 9OaS. %.
heavy IS. 2OnS 49, packers and butch
ers SIS, OOaS 80; light S7-5OaS 20. pigs
So 0la7 .25
Sheep Receipts 2O,OOO; market 1Oc
lower. Muttons S4 25a5. 90; lambs
S5 25a6 so: range wethers 81 O0a5 -
%: range ewes SO. 25ai rs.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
kansae CITY Llvestock.

Kansas City. No. Sept. 27.-Cattle-
Receipts 10000; market lOc lower;
native steers 81 25aS %. native COWS
and heiteTs 81 25a5 so, stockers and
feeders 50 o0a5. 80; bulls 81 4Oa3 65; /;
calves 80 50a7 so: western steers Sc. -
1866; western COWS 81. 5Oa4 20.
Hogs-Receipt5 5000; market
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
BASEBALL RIVALRY
NOW AT HEIGHT

Philadelphia. Pa. Sept 27-The
home stretch In the race for the Am
erican League baseball pennant has
now been entered and the next few
days will decide whether Detroit or
the Athletics Will win the prize Phil
adelphie has sull nine games TO play
and Detroit eight. The home team Will
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
MILLIONS WAITING TO SEE THE SHIPS
OF TIE AIR SAIL OVER NEW YORK CITY

the adventure and, instead Of being
lowered into the crater, had crawled
down the rough slope leading into It.
Since then friends OF both have been
busy and columns are being devoted
to letters and photographs
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

pared with the score Of millions ol
candle-bower In this celebration. he
said the warshlps then on exhibition
were three old wooden tubs that Pltcn-
CT Mathewson might have hurled
ball through
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
CHILDREN OF SOLDIERS
HAVE NO SCHOOL

Indianapolis. Ind, Sept. 27-Where
should the children OF the soldiers OF
the United States army be sent TO
school, is being discussed b. the In
diana authorities and the scholars az
Fort Benjamin Harrison, near this
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Anaconda, Mont. Sept. 27.-After
flying trip through the famous
Washoe Smelters Of the Amalgamat-
ed Copper Company on the hills back
of Anaconda this morning. President
Taft motored into this city at $50
o'clock and made a brief address
.-trom the central square.
Senator Carter met the President
at Silverbow Junction. little after
o'clock this morning. Senator Dix
on and Postmaster General Hitchcock
joined the party when 1t arrived In
Anaconda While here the President
visited his cousin. DR. Samuel Torrey
Orton. for a few minutes, DR., Orton'S
mother and Mr.. Taft's mother were
sisters. In his address here the Pres
ident said:
TT is a great pleasure for me TO
meet you this morning i'm a city
which have never visited before and
which presents conditions very diff
ferent from those which have OBJ
tanned in any city know.
Il have just been visiting your
wonderful copper producing works
and have been initiated into a knowl-
edge OF the process which has gone
on improving until II would seem now
as II you took everything out of the
air and out of the ground and made IL
useful Your city presents a picture
of comfortable homes. | do not see
any tenements here ! don't sec any
narrow places that prevent the eX-
pansion OF lungs or the production OF
growth OF children. The school and
the children before them are a scene
that aWakens in the heart OF every
American and every lover Of his
country an enthusiastic prospect of
what may be expected of the next
generation, and | assume that you
here are quite like the towns that |
have visited You are looking forward
10 doubling your population in the
next three or four years, and are look
ing forward 10 an increase in pros
perity OF which there Is every indi-
cation the country over and of which
| am sure YOU will have your share
After all 1t is not the great indus
tries, 1t is not the great wealth. but
it is the comfort and happiness of the
individual that goes 10 make up a
great nation. and no one can take the
trip that have been taking. no one
can go through the East and Middle
West. the Far West and the Rockies
and up into this country without see
Ing in every face. without receiving
from the lips OF every man an indl-
cation that he is looking forward and
not backward, and that he is an oD-
timist and not a pessimist. and that
he knows that in itself and in the
constitution and makeup of his fell
lows is the certainty of progress on
ward which shall uplift his people
and make America even greater
country than IL is now"
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
0 Q @ O @ Q @ @ @ @ 0 0 o o o @ O
RAISIN WINE is
DECLARED TAXABLE.

Washington, Sept. 27.-Rais-
In wine Is taxable. according
TO a decision rendered today by
Commissioner OF Internal Rev
enue Cabell. The tax VIII take
effect October l next All in
te.nal revenue agents were
notified today by telegraph
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Decatur, Ills. Sept 27.-Two earth.
quake shocks were felt here early to-
day but no damage was done. All
towns as far south as Vandalia felt
the disturbance.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
New York Metal Market,

New York, Sept. 27.-Lead. quiet.
81 25a4 27 IL Copper steady; stand
ard spot $12 65a12 rs; October $12-
7Oal2 S5. Silver, 81 Is.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
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SIX CHILDREN ARE
INJURED IN A FIRE.

Jersey City. " J., Sept. 2s
Six children were badly in
jured during q fire in ST. An
thony's Polish Parochial school
at Monmouth and Sixth streets
today The panic was caused
by the exploding OF bombs by
Italians wh~ were celebrating
In the street near the school.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
MON 7 ANA 5
GREE 7 ING
President Is Dropped a
Few Hundred Feet in
a Deep Shaft.

Butte. Mont. Sept 27-President
Taft had a decided limp In his walk
when he alighted from his special
train here today. He sprained a
tendon on his foot before leaving Bev-
erly but had suffered no bother from
1t until yesterday when. after ten
days of constant going with little or
no rest. the foot became swollen. DIR.
Richardson who accompanies the
President. is treating the strained
tendon. The hurt is not serious. but
is quito uncomfortable.
The President reached here short
ly before II o'clock this morning and
was met at the station va band and
a long line of automobiles. After
speaking in the court house square,
he was taken to the famous old Leon
ard copper mine and, entering cage
with John Hays Hammond. was TAX
en- down a damp and darksome shaft
TO the l,200-foot level where he saw
the miners at work in the midst of
drills, air compresSors and all the
others paraphernalia oil deep under
ground labor
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Mattoon, Ills, Sept 27-An earth.
quake shock. lasting several seconds.
was distinctly felt here early TO-DAY
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
Sugar and Coffee.

New York. Sept 27.-Sugar. raw
Firm fair refining s3.73 1-2; centrif-
ugnl 96 test 81 % 1-2; molasses SUI
gar $3.fS IL; refined steady: crushed
S5-S5; powdered So %; granulated So
10.
CoFFEE-Quiet. No. Rio Z Il,
No. Santos S l-2a9.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Kansas City, Mo, Sept pa slight
tremble of the earth at O'Clock this
morning was reported by persons llv.
ing four miles south of the business
section today The local weather
bureau has no record OF a shake either
here or at other points In this dis
trict
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27

Cleveland. Sept 27-Earth yibra-
tlons lasting for one minute were re-
corded at 1916 o'clock this morning at
ST. IEnatms Observatory. AT the col
lege It was said that the movement
was from north 10 south and al dis
tance of between 800 and 400 miles.
The shock was not severe.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-27
NO GUESS WORK

STANDARD DISPATCHES ARE GENUINE
AND GUARANTEED BY THE GREATEST
NEWS GATHERING ASSOCIATION IN
THE WORLD. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
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The Washington herald., 1909-01-03

TIE street car had struck fat nan
who was crossing the street and Knocked
him fl a heap. and be had scrambled up
10 shake his fist ard shout at the motor
man Il was funny scene and every
passenger but one so considered t. When
the carshad passed on the single exeep-
ton was asked:
Did you witness that laughsble oc-
curre-ce back thereT
Il saw q Eat mc1 BIT By The car, but
didn't see anything Iaughabie about It.
he replied
But wasn't II funny the way ne got
CD and pitched into the motormant
Not q bit funny"
II was realized that he was nan who
couldn't see a joke. and no more ques-
lions were asked He sat Fl solemn 81
lence for three OF four minutes and then
said.
7 don't want y0U 70 think was a.
vavs Ike This. for such IS not the case
There vas g time when I went around
looking for funny things. and when /
ran across one could eajoy il with the
next
Pct you bave cHangedZ' was sug-
Is you see. Up 70 three years ago I
The Washington herald., 1909-01-03
No Joke There.

had an old uncle. Who was the most
solemn old fellow you ever saw III bet
that l spent g year in ten trying TO
make him crack q smile. but never sue
ceeded. A thing might be ever so funny
and he would ST aad hear Il with the
face OF an owl on him Finally be died
I was his only heir, and / had reasons
70 lOok forward 10 g good thing
And yo1 cot IT
y haven't heard that I did Re wlIed
me half a million dollars in bonds, and
the rest Of his property went 10 char
fly"
But half 2 million was pretty good
WAS K? Yes. ! thought so until I
overhauIed the bonds. They we're bonds
OF an old silver mine and vO-th three
cents q pound The old man had finally
come 70 see the humorous side OF
things
And youY'
and have been out ever since Our car
strikes Ia man he gets Up and shakes
bis fist and jumps Up and down Ihe resi-
Of you are GuCseL ] ac1 not IL w2sn
funny L wasn't ridiculous Il Vas
nothing whatever 20 bring g smile and
now you ard the Others go 20 Texas
erd leave re % think q death and last
words aud tombstones and enjoy myself
ln ny cwn way. JUE AEhh