Bisbee daily review., 1909-06-29
The Country Soy.

nave you EOtlCed that tBe great 0n0D
 Know and love the things of God. And have kept their senses fragrant With the perfumes of the sod? Have you ever paused to figure Why the country boy wins outf It's because he learned to hustle In the days of sauerkraut, It's because he's broad and honest, Has . heart that's tuned to toll. Inspiration born and nurtured With the turning of the soil. He has learned the golden lesson That man who wins must try With an earnestness of purpose And . frank look in the eye. So the country boy is leading Strong of frame and pure of heart- Winning laurels in the struggle. Gaining honors in the mart You can hnd him in the sanctum, In the counvoom. at the rnilli He is doing things by motto And the mott,N Is ''I WILL" N0-I The Rag Time Eddy. Every girl ssJs: Now you stop, ' but 1t Is the one with the glitter oi steel in fe4- eye that you want to be. iisrs
 Over 12,080 tons of Holsters were caught in Canadian waters last year.
 Those Canadian lasses must look too cute in their bathing suits! Calling the woman who works in the kitchen maid" instead of a hired girl" doesn't seem to have lessened
 the demand or decreased the wages. 4 T q
 The man who tells his wife every.
 thing he hears, will drive innocence
 from her heart and bushes to her cheeks. Telling your wife all you
 hear is a fine rule for deaf man. u q q
 Some girls seem to fiutter around
 scared to death for fear they are not
 going to get chance to marry some
 son-of-a-gun who couldn't support
 them if they did.
 How to become a millionaire does not seem so exceedingly difficult as 1t did prior to our better understanding of the rebate system, but it seems now to be just as hard to become a re batter as it formerly did to become a millionaire.
 There was a real Polar expedition
 out in my town yesterday. A Polish
 gent, who works for the telephone company. climbed pole in plain view
 of polite citizen to test . polariscope
 for a polemic polariscopist. The
 polarization having been completed, down came the gent from Poleiand as
 frisky as polatouche. Then he made a bee-line in the direction of the pole.
 star. passed over the brow of the hill. took the train and rode home on a car propelled by . trolley-pole. Talk
 about Walter Wellman. Tush! Also pin1e!
 0O-0 4 Desirable Citizen. There is one I fain would praise for vir- tue rare.
 Az . citizen he's fair beyond compare. Oh. an optimist whose heart is free from guile
 Is the man who pays his taxes with a O0Z0 Pays to Advertise. A Michigan editor prints the follow ing squib in last weeks paper: A. A Weekly. of Miilneld. was in Ath- ems Monday. and was telling the result of his advertising for . wife Mfr Week. ly stated that he had received twenty 1 pictures and twenty-five letters iron, ladies who were very willing to become Mrs. Weekly. and that he would be hencefcrth a firm believer fin advertising He said he had answered part of the letters, but as yet had not picked out his bride.
 600 Tough on the Poor Sailors. | A HoopvflIe man went home the other night from sn evening spent down town. He reeled up the front steps and into the door of his home. The floor rolled under his feet and the stairs seemed to hit him in the face as he mounted them When nearly up to the top he pitched back ward and rolled down the stairs. Pick ing himself up he muttered: "Oh, Lord, pity the poor sailors out at sea in a storm like this. s."-Hoopviiie CS6ich) Echo. GOO Obstacles. The Beacon. if it comes at all this week, will do % under difncuities. With the foreman confined to his home by sick ! ness a compositor in the country spov- bound, the devil hunting sparrows. and the editor holding court. we trnst our readers will pardon this time if the paper Is little deficient in quality Augusta Claich-) Beacon | Rx-.MAe.=