davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
LAND BARGAINS FOR is DAYS
ONLY

We have few choice barEains to
offer for a short time only. from eighty
to $40 farms here In Franklin county.
the great corn and clover county. Wa,
can suit you In price and quality. all
there Is no better soil in Iowa. We
have a fine 100 we'll improved. main.
thing done. fne location. ono ano'
three-auarter miles from town. on GOOD
road. splendid soil and water. a hnos
farm In every way. We only have thisJ
to 10th OF August. at this price. S7T.bos
per acre. Do not neglect seeing this aef
once. Easy terms at per cent. All Wa,
ask is Cor you to come and SEQ OUR
bargains at once. as delays ara dan-'
gerous to the man that wants bargsinA
in our great crop producing oounty.1
We guarantee you square deal In eva
cry particular. Write us or come ana,
see us. Yours for business Carr 4
Steward, Fopejoy. Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
TO EXCHANGE.
ST RAYED

Strayed-Small brown water spaniel
puppy. Finder notify telephone All, two
rings and receive reward.
Strayed or Stoien--Buckskin geld!ng,
weighing 500 pounds. from my farm.
four miles east Green Mountain. Peter
Elertsen. Garwin, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
laxative

wouldn't objeck to do man dat
! talkin' all de time" said Uncle
J, III he didn't insis' on th'owin' in
stion every ten minutes or 70 dat
got to answer to show you's
a awake" -;Washington star. .
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
DAKOTA LANDS.

1850 acres. Every train carries
buyers. We own this land. Selling al
prices that will make you blush TX
cellent soil well watered. One-fourti
down; easy terms, $3.50 per acre
Close to market, divided to suit Ryan
& Johnson, 70S Metropolitan building
Minneapolis. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
For Sale or Trade.

Fine farms In Fillmore. Olmstsad
and Mower counties, Minnesota. The0o
farms are In the corn belt ana the m
est timothy and clover country n ~
world.
We conduct al kinds q auctiou
sales.
n. J. AILARp. w. 3. NOON
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Your complexion as we'll as your
temper Is rendered miserable by dis
ordered liver. BY taking Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets you
can improve both.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
FARM sFOR SALE.

We have q large list OF farms for
sale near Marshalltown, Green Noun
tain. Ilscomb. Gearing. Clemens. Ban
gor, Minerva, lie Grand, northern Iowa.
South Dakota. Texas panhandle etc.
Also houses for sale In any part OF Mar
shalltown. See US for bargains. KIM
berly e. Nugent, % East Main.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
EXCURSIONS
First and Third
Tuesdays
Each Month

August 18th will be our next excur-
sion to South Dakota. Come go with
us on Tuesday, Aug. II. Will sell you
q good farm for one-third down and
balance on crop payment plan. Can
sell you land in Clark. Sphinx, Folk,
Brown and Mcpherson counties, close
to railroad towns, $95 ur. all first class
Also lands in North DAKOTA at very at
tractive prices. Crops are fine and
country will show for itself Seeing Is
believing. Also have good lands in
North and South Dakota and eastern
Kansas, that can make exchanges for
income property. Let me sell you a 10
acre tract Of fruit land. Joining orange
groves, the finest in the state Of Cali
fornia, at the town Of Palermo. from
SIS to $125 per acre. These lands will
double in value inside Of two years
Come and see me- Yours for mutual
good.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

For Sals-A beautiful home, sos
North Fourth street. Modern house, 10
rooms. nicely arranged. Come and see
It. A good barn. garden spot. good
well. besides water works, in fact
everything for conveniences. As my
business calls me away from MARSHALL
town must SELL See owner. J. r.
} Morris. 800 North Fourth street,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
-
LAND OPENING.

United States government land open-
ing under Carey act. Conrad-VAlter pro.
ject, Montana, 10000 acres OF fine gras-
sy prairie under irrigation. RsgistrA-
ton for drawing Oct, to Oct. Z. 1909.
Drawing Oct. Z. Registration can ba.
made thru power Of attorney. Write w.
NJ. Wayman. Waller. Mont. or S3% Ses
curity building. Minneapolis. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted - Everybody 70 Know rhas
ths AMERICAN DlePATcA MES.
eENGER co. DELIVERS Parcels an1
Packages.
Reliable snssssnssrs furnished.
Prompt service, reasonable ratss.
'Phonss-Nsw, 3o6; Old. g.
( ]. p. cRoo0Y
s East state. Mssassn
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
KANSAS LANDS.

Wheat Lands-smooth, level wheat
lands from, IS TO SO. per acre.. good
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
FOR sALE-,owA LAND.

Farm for sale, sl0 acres in sections
10 and 17-sl-l9. Franklin county. Iowa.
Two and half miles from town. Fair
buildings. good land: handy to church
and school, Place must be sold to close
an estate. Price $40 per acre. +. r.
Finn, Dumont, Iowa.
For sals-Tin Aug. 20. 1909, 2+o acres
three miles froW Dows, Iowa. Soil
black loan. clay subsoil. fair house,
good big new barn. corn crib. chicken
house, good grove. fine orchard, flowing
well. price $3.50 per acre; $4,000 can
stand Ave years at per cent If you
want this act quick. Nell III. Green,
Iowa Falls, Iowa.
For Sale - Good seven-room house
in west part OF Marshalltcwn. Large
lot. good barn. cistern and small fruit,
Everything In good repair. A few hum
tlred cash will handle this W. B.
Wlldman, at Times Republican office.
Northern iowa Farms, nicely i'm
proved. $50 to $50 per acre. Corn. oats
timothy and clover soil. Send for de-
scrtptive lists. L. L. Sawyer, Usage
Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
BEAUTIFUL VERNON COUNTY, MO


Farms for sale 100 miles south OF
Kansas City. second largest live stock
market In the world. Beautiful lay
ing country. good land, nice homes. no
billy. rocky or swampy land, In the
corn belt Of Missouri, tho best farms
IN the county, we'll improved. Good
schools. churches and ncighbors. Beau
tifui. healthy climate. plenty fruit
Farms from 40 acres up to $40 acres
VIII grow 50 bushels corn, Is bushels
wheat, sc bushels cats, t%c tons limo
thy hay per acre. You can buy these
well improved farms for less than you
can improve farm out in the West
ern desert country Price $40 to $50
per acre. Try the Golden Rule land
man. will treat you right. have
been 4 farmer all my life. and know
good land when see 1t. These farms
are worth double the price asked fol
them. Address, E. N. Green, Nevada
Mo.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
-----------
MISCELLANEOUS.

Old Carpets Made into Rugs-Hep.
ner Rug Works. Cedar Rapids. Iowa,
Write for booklet. Do this Immediately.
information Notwithstanding inA
vestinent opportunity. where few thous
sand dollars could be probably investS
ed. Wish to hear from any one havA
ing stock for sale in Industrial or n1fn..
ing proposition. No liquor proposition
considered Address by mail only.
George n. Currier. room 4s4-L, ~
West Monroe street. Chicago, III.
Travelling salesmen earn $1,000 to
$4,000 yearly. Write for free book.
How Statesmen Succeed" and secure
position with reliable firm. Bradstreee
System. Dept. 1877. Rochester, N. Y.
Homcseskcrs-Send for q copy OF the
South Eastern Kansas Homeseekers
the best land journal published. It's
free to those wanting homes or invest.
ments; we make q speciality OF lands
on small payments and easy terms.
Address The Allen County Investment
Company. Longton, Kan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
Easy,

Gssy.
/ II 10 always sesy to retain ~ c.
fldence In your own superior wie1o0
BY deciding that the man who doesn't
agree with you - aafrow.mindsd a.
fool.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
IOWA FARM FOR SALE BY OWN

100 acres in Howard county. six
miles from town, near creamery and
school: excellent improvements. worth
$4,000: smooth, black soil. good drain
age, we'll fenced: no better corn land:
IS, 600 can remain on land at per
cent, with optional payments. Price $40
per acre. H. L. Spaulding. Elma. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
MINNESOTA LANDS.

MINNESOTA LANDS.
For Saie-Choice farms. improved
and unimproved. in Red lake County.
MINI. Agents wanteds Write T. j.
Sumpter, ST. Hilaire. MINI.
Improved Red River Valley farms in
Clay county. Minnesota level. we'll
drained, we'll improved farms. $25 to
S45 per acre Farms to exchange. Write
us for list Nelson Huxley Land Co.
GAINESVILLE, MINI.
For Sale-I own several we'll inn
proved farms in Lincoln county. Mimi.
that will sell reasonable at this time
Near good towns. with creaIneries
Write direct to owner. j. B. Howe
Arco. MINI. care Farmers State Bank
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Laugh at Father Time.
The practice Of keeping ones self
graceful and beautiful means givina
the laugh to Father Time.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wantsd-Position. by male stem
ographer. Fair speed. Address Leo s.
Rairdon, Toledo, Iowa. box 1856.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
ACRES FOR SALE.

AGHES fOH SALE.
BY owner. about seven and one-half
acres choice garden land. or can be
plated into lots. Adjoins city limits,
and one block from the Dan Patch
electric line Price $3.50. Come quick
or address owner. a16 Northwestern
building, Minneapolis. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
cur RATE SHIPPING.

Cut rates on household goods to
Pacific coast and other points. su-
perior service at reduced rates. Tho
Boyd Transfer Co.. Minneapolis. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

terms: write for descriptions. Clement
/. Wilson. Tribune. Greeley County.
Kan.
For Sale or Trade---2l0 acre farm
southeastern Kansas. Walter CanadAy.
fremont Bldg.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
SOUTH DAKOTA LANDS.

have some choice farms for sale near
Watertown at $40 TO $50 per acre. II
interested write TOR list. Walklin &
Bushey. Watertown. 8. d.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wantsd-An experienced teacher fol-
country school. Address Ralph Hall
Garwin. Iowa,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Three or four furnished
rooms for light housekeeping. Modern
conveniences. Address J-10. care T.-R.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Hyde county. s. D. s2.25o takes SIC
4 31-1l4-73; $1,000 cash. s2.7o0 cash
takes NV 10-118-72. Tillable half
township North Dakota $40. u cash.
WILCOX, $40 Phoenix. Minneapolis.
MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Chickens, hides and tallow
highest cash price paid. j. NJ. Christy
40 Frederick street
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

We own, control and have for sale
thousands of acres OF choice improved
farms and prairie lands In Hand and
other counties. White us for list. Rec
Valley Land Company. Mitchill. S. d.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Any Intelligent person may
earn a good, steady income correspond
ing for newspapers. We suggest sub
jects to write about. Experience un-
necessary. For full particulars, ad-
dress Press Corresponding Bureau,
Washington, d. c.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
FoR sALE-c,Ty PROPERTY.

For sals-Hardware, building and
lot and good stock. Cash or good land
Address g. s." care T.-R.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Man and wife to do cook
ing in camp. Man to help on work
Apply r. A. Ely, room 5. Woodbury.
building
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Railway mail clerks, postof
Ace clerks. carriers. Examinations IL
Marshalltown Nov. II. Preparation
free. Franklin Institute, Dept sac
Rochester, N. 7.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
wAnrEn.
,antss--Roomers at Leland hotel

Wsntsd-ro rent piano. Elite thea
ter.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Traveling statesmen earn
81, 900 to $1,000 yearly. Write for free
book. "How Statesmen Succeed" and
secure position as travelling salesman
with reliable Arm. Bradstreet System
Dept. 337, Rochester. N. Y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-sept. I. boy who wants tc
learn trade to work IN press room. ne
Hector Printing Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Good, Industrious men to
work on ice wagons. Steady employ
ment for the right kind. Highest wages
paid. Marshall Ice Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
HELP wANrEp-MALE.

Wanted--Ten men at the Grinneli
Brick and Tile Plant, Grinneal, Iowa.
Steady work for the entire year.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

HELP WANTED-FEMALE.
Wanted-Kitchen' girl and laundry
girl at the Skinner hotel, Brooklyn.
iowa. F. Dewey, Brooklyn, Iowa
Wantsd-Dishwasher Stoddart Ho-
tel.
Wanted-Dining room girl. Robert
son & Strub.
Wantsd-Dishwasher Robertson &
Strub.
Wanted-Two ladies between the age
of % and S5 to travel and demonstrate
Palmolive Soap. Pay salary and ex-
penses. Call at the Stoddart Hotel
this evening or Tuesday or Wednes-
nesday. Inquire II. S. Smith.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

Wanted-At once, timer and fur
mace man. Whorrall & Co.. Conrad
Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10
NOTED 1OhB'S [AhP
TRIBUTE TO THE MEMORY OF
LADY cuRzoN HUNG in
TAI MAHAL.
LAMP WORKED IN BRONZE
OF RARE ORIENTAL DESIGN

Placed BY Order Of Former viosroy ..
India Above the cenotaphs Of Shah
Jehan and His Queen In Mausoleum
Ct Asra-mads by Skilled Esyptian(
Workman.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-10

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. for threshint
crew. Call at restaurant or write Boz
50, Clemens, Iowa.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23

constitutional government and to the IN
terests of the masses of the people Is
beyond doubt. There is no scarcity OF
Democrats who, with the responsibility
placed upon them, would perform aolS
the highest official duties.
Democrats should not be discouraged.
Six million four hundred thousand voted
with the party last year. In contests OF
the mast at all times a great body OF
loval men have never forsaken the party.
Al times II has presented issues that they
disapproved but they preferred 1t to the
Republican platform with more issues
they disapproved.
ct have listened in the senate OF the
United States to Thurmond OF Ohlo' Noor-
bees of Indiana Palmer of Illinois, Bay
ard of Delaware and Eaton of Connecti-
cut. I long to hear from the middle and
eastern states such men in the senate once
more
Let the party stand for sound Demo
cratic PRINCIPLES Let it tell the people just
what it means Let it satisfy them that
II is to be no time server, no mere party
of obstruction, but rather one of steadfast
purpose, conservative but loyal to the
great masses of the American people,
in whatever business engaged, who seek
only equality of opportunity, demanding
no undue advantage of their fellows Then
will the majority of the voters rally to its
support and it may again stand as 1t did
before the sixties, the exponent of Amer
lean thought the dominating party
throughout the large majority of the
states"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23

"Chante. rossignol. chante!
TOi qui a lie occur gal;
tn as lie occur a rire
Mai J. L alta pleurer.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23

Although the state of Rhode Island
was forced to ratify the constitution of
the United States by the threat that it
would be dealt with as foreign territory
that state was perhaps the most imme-
diste cause of the existence of that doc
unent. The year 1881 found the nation
embarrassed with debt, and without even
the means to meet interest charges. In
this predicament the Continental Con-
gress asked permission of the states 10
levy a tariff of 5 per cent on imports
with the understanding that the proceeos
should be used only for the purpose OF
liouidating the debt, and that when this
was paid OFF the duty should cease All
of the states agreed to this except
Georgia and Rhode Island. Georgia mn
ally yielded to the national demand Dut
Rhode Island stood pat, and the Son-
federation could take no action without
the unanimous consent of the states thAI
were parties to it.
Two years went by without any fur
Their action. Then the same request was
made in a modified form. Rhode Is
land was then intensely Jealous OF her
rights as a state-from the fear that she
would lose something because OF her
smallness-so the proposition was mace
that out TO Difference to the states
rights views, the states themselves coulo
nominate the officers to collect the reVe-
nue This time New York proved 10 De
the stumbling block.
During the existence of the Confeoera-
ton each state had its own tarlH laws
and they were as often leveled against
other states as against foreign countries;
New Jersey alone held out for open ana ana
unrestricted free trade with all the
world New York had already Deeoi- le
the metropolis of the nation, and lars
nroportion of the foreign goods Were
landed there. Massachusetts and otner
colonies were opposed to seeing ne"
York growing rich out of tariffs on soous
that were intended for them' 50 o1S
,,rocaaded IN lew a tariff against every
thing that came from New York II was
the same elsewhere. Even New Se
sev,s offer of free trade did not sufice
to attract the foreign trade away iloi I
New York, and consequently pe'''
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23
CONTINUATION CHAPTER XIX.
The Call of breads

he was making it very hard for the
Frenchmaq. whose heart was aching al
ready with adult. unending pain. POleOn
lad hoped to get away quietly; his heart
was too heavy to let him face Necia or
This man. and run the risk Of their read
ing his secret. so a plaintive wrinkle
gathered between his eyes that grew into
q smile And then, as IL he were not
tried sufficiently, the girl herself came
flying In
whats this I hear?'' she cried. AL
luna tells me" She saw the telltale pile
On the counter. and her face grew white.
Then. it's true, Oh. Poleonr'
He smiled. and smoke cheerily. Yes,
been t'inkin' bout dis trip long tam"
when are you coming back?"
wal. II 7 fin dat new place wat I'm
Iookin' for I don never come back. You
people was good frien' 10 me. but I'm
kin OF shirless Teller. you know. Mebbe
! FORGET all bout Flambeau, an stop on
my New COuntree'-you never can tot
v at dose Frenchmans goin' do"
IT'S the wander-lust." murmured
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23

flying his bursting heart: After all, was
he not a voyageur, and life but song
and a tear, and then a dream or two?
Il wish I might have known him bet
ter" sighed Meade Burrell, as he watch
ed the receding form of the boatman.
You would have loved him as we do,
said Necia, land you would have missed
him as we will.'
81 hope some time he will be happy
"As happy as you, my soldier?'
YES but that he can never be- said
her husband, for no man could love as
1 love you"
Yours is a heart that laughter cheers,
Mine is a heart that's full of tears.
Long have I loved, love her yet;
Leave her 1 can, but not forget"
came the voice of the singer far down
the stream.
And thus Poleon of the Great Heart
went away.
THE END.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23
THE END.
READ THIS!

DOTHAN, Ala.-We have been selling
the Texas Wonder for years, and recon-
mend it to any one suffering with any
kidney trouble as being the best remedy
we ever sold. ]. B. YOUNG. Sold by all
druggists. Price 81 by mail from st.
Louis.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23
Popular in Her Town Too

January Lippincott's.
II love grand operaP' exclaimed the lady
from Pittsburg, they listened to the opera
in New York. Who Is the composer Of this
one?"
THE great Wagner" was her friends res
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23

waEs you 10 write fc- one Of my powerful
500 Pepsopads for the cure OF ell stomach Ills
Ibyspepslm, fndigestion. Acuta 0asfrtc Catarrh,
neart6urn. Less Of Appetite, Pains &C PIT 81
Stomach, Constipation. Bowel Pains, etc. Ne
nstter whatfcrm OF stomach trouble you have.
lee me relieve you free This onsr Is extended %
any man or woman. viii do just exactly as say
viii DO. No charge whatever for this powerful
stomach draft. Wear tt: eft and enjoy your meals
without rain or distress. II you are really 9
Sufferer tust seud 10 Cts. 20 pay packing and
mailing expenses. and one OF my S1oo Peptopada
tStouzch Draftsl VII be sent 20 you free. Write
Dr.. G. c. YOUNG. tos National Bank Bldg-
Jackson. Mich
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-03-23

He sang long and Justify. keeping time
to the dip Of his flashing paddle and de-
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-13
BABY HORRIBLY BURNED
BY Boiling erease-skin All Came or
One Side Of Face and Head
Thought Her Oisfoured for Life.
Used cvtieura: No Scar Left.

my baby was sitting beside the
fender and We were preparing the
breakfast when the frying. pan full OF
boiling grease was upset and 1t went all
over one side Of her face and head.
Some one wiped the scald with a
towel, pulling the entire skin OF. We
took her to a doctor. He tended her
q week and gave me some stun to put
on. But 1t all festered and thought
the baby was disfigured for life.
used about three boxes OF Cuticura
Ointment and 1t was wonderful how
II healed. In about five weeks 1t was
better and there wasn't mark to tell
where the scald had been. Her skin
10 Just like velvet. Mrs. Hare. l.
Henry st., South Shields. Durham.
England. March %, 1905"
eusass Drug cssa. Corr. Sole Psops.. Bossoa.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-13
NO ONE BEFORE ST. PATRICK.
AdmIrer Ready to Fight for Prece.
dence for His Saint.

There was a man reading a news.
the passengers seemed to be waiting
to hear more about the Brownsville
shooting-up affair when man got up
who looked a bit flurried. and after
a moment he sat down beside the man
with the paper and asked:
Sir, can you tell me about these
holidays? I've got mixed up about
them"
why. yes" was the reply. I'VE
start with New Years, you know"
Eyes, sir; I'm on to that"
Then comes Lincolns Birthday,
st. Valentines Day and Washington's
Birthday. Got that straight"
Il have"
Then We get out Of February into
March. and along comes St. Patrick
Birthday. Then we Jump to Fourth
Of July. and"
Hold on a minute, sir. ST. Valen.
tines Day comes in February and st.
Patrick's Day not until March, you
say?"
That's right"
And who was st. valentine?"
1.-THE God of Love, l believe"
And who put his birthday a month
ahead Of st. Patrick's?"
why. 1t just happens that way.
suppose"
"Oh. 1t does? Well. you Just tell the
man that made 1t happen that way
that he's insulted St Patrick. and that
II he will stand before me. I'll knock
the block of him in one round. That's
all. sir. You can tell him that for me-