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The Washington times., 1909-01-04
SERVIAN CABINET
QUITS IN A BODY
May BE Result of Its Opposition
10 Popular ClamOr
for War.

BELGRADE Jan. A-The Ssrvian
cabinet resigned today
The action. for which mo- explanation
was made, is believed TO be due 20 the
Increasing demand of the public for a
more aggressive policy toward Austria
The retiring ministers are opposed 10
war, and they viii likely be succeeded
by those who VIII be more in sympathy
with the foreign policy OF Premier Mia
vaEnotch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
GERMAN CHRISTMAS TREES.
Method Of Planting Always Secures a
BountifuI Supply.

Christmas comes but once a year
and the Germans try to make the
most OF 1t. or the 100000 families
OF the Kaisers empire It is said that
$500 900 purchase Christmas trees.
The trees usually are spruce, which
grows In all parts OF Germany. The
planting and the cutting of trees Is
all under control Of the Government
officials, and 1t Is thought that there
is not now an evergreen growing
In Germany that was not artifcially
planted.
In the initial stage the young plants
are set in rows about four feet apart,
with the plants one foot anq-t in tnG
row. AS the trees develop they grad
ually are thinned. When one foot
high many are transplante! into pots
and form miniature Christmas trees.
out for this Yuletide market the for
est paintings would have 70 co l:ade
further apart or the trees cut ont in
thinning while small ones would have
to be thrown away This thinning is
continuous until the treas have at
tanned a size suitable for saving pur-
poses.
The Trimmings are used for fork
and hoe handles, grapevine stakes,
hop poles, bean poles, scasol 'ings.
etc. The owner therefore does not
have to await the maturity of his
forest before realizing an income from
It. In the economy OF cultivating a
forest every twig Is saved, and even
the leaves are raked up and sold. Old
people and children find useful en-
ployment in doing such light and easy
work and adding to the family N
come.-Chicago Tribune.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
TO LIVE FOREVER.

Thomas Edison has perfected a
storage battery which he says will
last indefinitely and revolutionize the
present propelling power.
Prof. Munyon says II is only
question of time until a remedy Is
discovered that will supply the waste
Of the human body, so that one may
live on almost indefinitely, barring
accidents. This seems almost too
good to be true, but nothing seems
to be impossible in these days when
we consider the flying machine and
the wireless telegraph.
Prof. Munyon has certainly revolu-
tionized the practice of medicine. He
does not believe In building hospitals
for consumptives. He says that con-
sumption can always be traced to
cold. Cure a cold and you prevent
consumption. His Cold and Cough
Remedy will break up almost any
form OF a cold In a few hours and
positively prevent Bronchitis and
Pneumonia. To convince the medical
PSOpiC III 6ChCi al VI tuO
truth of his claims he has distributed
millions OF Walls Of the Cold Cure, alb
solutely free. from the leading news
paper Offices throughout the country.
and the cures that have been reported
from its use have been most astonish-
ing. These little sugar pellets con-
tain no opium. morphine. cocaine or
any harmful drug. They seem to re-
lleve the head. throat and lungs al
most Immediately.
In order that no one may be de-
prived Of this remedy he has placed
it with all the druggists throughout
the United States for the small sum
of 25 cents, or sent postpaid on re-
ceipt Of price. and witt each bottle he
gives this guarantee: IF Munyon's
Cold and Cough Cure does not do all
that is claimed for It. / will refund
your money"
There are four advantages In TAX
ing Munyon's Remedies. First, they
are absolutely harmless. Second, they
are pleasant to take. Third, they re-
lieve almost Immediately. Fourth,
they cost nothing unless they give
satisfaction.
Munyon's Guide to Health sent
free on request. Munyon Remedy
Co.. Phila.. Pa.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
WONDERED WHY
Found the Answer Was "Coffee."

Many pale, sickly persons wonder
for years why they have to suffer so,
and eventually discover that the drug
- ca6eine-in coffee is the main
cause OF the trouble.
Il was always very fond of coffee
and drank II every day. never had
much flesh and often wondered why
was always so pale, thin and weak.
About five years ago my health
completely broke down and was con-
fned to my bed. My stomach was in
such condition that / could hardly
take sufficient nourishment to sustain
life.
During this time l was drinking
coffee. didn't think l could do with
out It.
After awhile l came to the con-
clusion that coffee was hurting me.
and decided to give 1t up and try
Postum. / didn't like the taste of il
al nrst, but when II was made right
boiled until dark and rich-I soon be-
came very fond Of IT,
In one week / began to feel bet
ter. l could eat more and sleep bet
ter. My sick headaches were less fire.
quent; and within five months
looked and felt like a new being
headache spells entirely gone.
My health continued to improve
and to-day | am we'll and strong
weigh 14S lbs. l attribute my pres
ent health TO the life-giving qualities
Of Postum"
There's a Reason"
Read "The Road IN WeIIviIIe IN
pkgs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
HILLS IDEA OF ECONOMY.
Famous Railway Financier Gives Hint
as to Approach of Dear Llvinu.

Famous Railway Financier Gives Hint
as to Approach Of Dear Living.
Discussing politics, taxes, crops,
prices and the rising cost of living,
and predicting that the day is near
when meat will be beyond the reach
Of the American wage Garner, James
j. Hills concluding thought was that
now is a good time to begin prac-
ticing economy" That is excellent
advice at any time, and all times for
wasteful governments as we'll as ex-
travagant individuals. What is its
nearing to the average citizen?
This person is profoundly interested
in economy adjusted to certain long
cherished standards. We imagine that
he will have no difficulty in relin-
gushing his private car and his sixty
horse power racing machine. He has
already renounced things of much
more importance. But taxes, direct
and indirect, are increasing: rents are
rising; prices of food and clothing are
mounting higher and higher; demands
upon his purse from all sides are mul
tiplying. Illness and death are no,
new woes by any means. but they now
carry expenses unknown to earlier
generations. In the presence of these
conditions the wage envelope or the
salary check shows few signs of in
fiation or elasticity. To most persons
in prosperity earnings are a fixed
quantity. In adversely they may
vanish entirely.
Mr.. Hills economic formula is sim
pie enough. but it needs interpreta-
ton. If it be true that meat is soon
to be beyond the reach of our wage
earners, his meaning is that they must
presently subsist upon cereals and
vegetables. It Is a continuing SEN
tence that he passes upon them. They
must move downward in the social
scale-not upward. They are living
beyond their means. The few fat years
of American labor have passed never
to return. The lean years are at hand,
and they will be many.
furthermore, II Mr.. Hill be correct,
when meat leaves the workingman's
table white bread will accompany it.
When white bread disappears we shall
look in vain in humble homes for but
ter, coffee and fruit. Are these the
little economies" which Mr.. Hill
would have US practice?-New York
World.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
Deserved a Thrashinq.

The mother Of the twins found them
fighting furiously. Willie. the larger
twin, was on top. He was beating
Tommy about the face and head.
why, Willie. how dare you strike
your brother like that" cried the
mother, taking the boy by the ear and
pulling him OF.
81 had good cause to strike him."
answered Willie.
What do you mean?" she asked.
"Why," said Willie with a righteous
air, didn't let him use my sled all
last Saturday on condition that he'd
say my prayers for me all this week.
And here I've just found out that
he's skipped three days. The Houss-
keeper.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
Source Of Profit.

A son of Italy was so unfortunate
Is to face the Judge in the Police
Night Court
What do you do. Tony?" the Judge
asked, in a kindly tone. not being
hurried. rs 1t happened. and perhaps
touched by the liquid sofsness oil
Tony's dark eyes.
"Maka da music wild de fina street
piano-oh. very fine music!" Tony
said. with a bright smile.
How much do you make in a
week."
There was q fash OF white teeth.
Make da much money-hfteener
maybe twenty doll"
What? Get $40 for playing a
street piano?" the astonished Judge
demanded.
mo, notta for play" the music mas
ter admitted; maybe getta two dol
for play-getta rest for shut up noise
an ge. off lock."-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
Chinese Tree for California.

As a result of the labors of trained
explorers of the bureau OF plant in
dustry in China the forest service has
been furnished with supply Of seeds
OF the pistacia chinesis, an oriental
tree resembling somewhat the Cali
fornia pepper tree. These seeds were
gathered from trees growing in the
province OF Shantung. China. where
some OF them have reached large pro
portions.
A tree standing at the grave OF
Confucius has a diameter of over four
feet.
They are well adapted to dry reg
ions and are very long lived. 1t it
houed the trees grown from this seed
will serve as a stock OF the pistachio
nut Of commerce.
The seeds will be planted at the
Lytle creek nursery station in south
ern California, and If the plantations
are successful they will be grown ex
tensively for reforestation purposes
San TranctecO Call
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
MarxeIa About n Watch.

A watch Is the smallest, most dell
cate machine that was ever construct
ed of the same number Of parts
About ITS different pieces Of ma
terial enter into its construction, and
upward OF 2.40o separate operations
are comprised in its manufacture.
Some Of the facts connected with
It's performance are simply incredi-
BILE, when considered in total. A
blacksmith strikes several hundred
blows on his anvil in q day, and Is
right glad when Sunday comes
around; but the roller Jewel OF a
watch makes every day, and day af-
ter day, $4,000 impacts against the
fork, or 157.6so.ooO blows in a year
without Q stop or rest, or 3,153,600, 900
in the short space Of twenty years,
says q matchmaker in the Chicago
News.
These figures are beyond the grasp
Of our feeble intellects, but the mar.
vel does not stop here. 1t has been
estimated that the power that moves
the watch is equivalent to only four
times the force used In fiea's jump;
consequently 1t might be called a
four-fiea power. One horsepower
would suffice to run 10000. 900
watches.
Now the balance Of a watch Is
moved by this four-fiea power one
and forty-three-one-hundredths inches
with each vSbration-3.55S% miles
continuously in one year.
II you would preserve the time
keeping qualities of your watch you
should take 1t to competent watch.
maker once every eighteen months
New York World.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
Paw Paw, Mich.
Another Operation Avoided.

Another operation Avoided.
Chicago, Ill. Il want women to
know what that wonderful medicine,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, has done for me. Two of the
best doctors in Chicago said l would
die if l did not have an operation, and
l never thought of seeing well day
again. l had small tumor and female
troubles so that l suffered day and
night. A friend recommended Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and it made me a well woman. Mrs.
ALvENA SPELLING, II Langdon St,
Chicago, Ill.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs
has proved to be the most successful
remedy for curing the worst forms OF
female ills, including displacements
Inflammation, fibroid tumors, irregu
larities, periodic pains, backache, bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
ton, and nervous prostration. 1t cost.
but a trifle to try it. and the result
has been worth millions to many
suffering women.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
No WhistIinu.

Worcester, Mass, has under con-
sideration an ordinance against whist
ling. One of the features Of 1t is
that II a man thinks he can't get
along without making alleged music
he can indulge himself by taking out
a license. The Boston Journal, jeer
ing at the proposed enactment. says
that tax for sidewalk conversation
will be the next on the list. 1t also
suggests a fine for all persons who
do not wear rubber heels.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
One Use For a Parrot.

Out In little town in Ohio, in the
midst OF q great stretch OF timber
and meadow, a man built castle.
Something over $4,000 ne spent In
building q hone. He had just COM
ple:ed showing a friend over the
pl1ce and reached a magnificent
stone arch over the drive, when the
visitor exclaimed:
We'll, John, you ought to be hap
by. This is a magnificent home. Here
Is everything enc could wish for"
''Wasl," replied che old man. who
was cattle buyer. "a fellow always
wants something else"
What on earth could you want?"
was the query.
"a green parrot to hang up there In
the drive"
why a green psrrot?"
80 every morning afere I drive
out, he would say: John, you are a
darn foil "-Cleveland Press.
Whosoever drinketh of the water
that | shall give him shall never
thrist.-Jesus
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
MAY SUTTON
Tells American Girls How To Re
Healthy and Graceful.
SAN FRANCISCO. Cal

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal.
Don't drink coffee.
Don't drink tea.
Don't exercise too much.
These three don'ts constitute the
advice of Miss May Sutton, champion
woman tennis player of the world. Ia
girls who would go in seriously and
Systematically for athletics.
Eat what you want.
Take long walks.
Get all the fresh air you can.
These are the three rules Miss SUIT
ton lays down for girls who desire
merely to be strong and healthy.
The little champion recently ap-
peared on courts In San Francisco in
series OF exhibition matches. II
had been reported that she was not In
the best OF health. but she gave no in
dication of having gone back" play
ing her strong game that made her
worlds champion, with her same old
dash and accuracy.
At the close of the series Miss Sut-
ton was asked to tell what system of
training she had found most effective
and what. in her opinion, is the best
form OF exercise and diet for the av-
erage American girl. Inpart she said:
while I advocate hearty
eating, l cannot say too much
against the use of tea or coffee.
They are nerve destroyers and
no one can be healthy who
persists in their use.
Too much exercise is as bad as too
little. Walking is the best exercis.
there is. Early each morning. after
drinking a glass of hot water. dressed
IN loose clothing. | walk for nearly
an hour.
Athletics should receive some at
tention from every girl. If her time
preciudes the playing of tennis or golf
she should take long walks In the
open air, both before the morning
and evening meal. throwing the head
and shoulders back and taking long.
deep draughts of that which money
cannot buy but Is in reach of the poor
as well as the rich-pure air.
Pure air and a moderate amount
OF exercise cannot too strongly i'm
press upon girls as being the only Sc
cret of health and grace. Medicine
Tor that out-of-sorts feeling may cause
firls to imagine they feel ali right. |
but what they really need Is more |
fresh air and not quite so much sit
ting around the house in tight-fitting
clothes as great many Of them do"
Miss Sutton is declared by pbysi-
clans to be perfect athlete. Tennis
experts declared that every movement
IS "a picture. Harrington (Ky.) Leader.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
GENEROUS.

"How nicely you have ironed these
things, Jane" said the mistress ad-
miringly to her maid. Then, glanc-
ing at the glossy linen, she continued
in a tone of surprise; "Oh, but / see
they are all your own"
YES" replied Jane, "and I'd do
all yours just like that II had time"
Central Methodist Advocate.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

cannot describe my suffering from
terrible bearing down pains, dizzy
spells. headaches and periods of par
tial blindness. The urine was full of
sediment. was in the hospital three
weeks. Doan's Kidney Pills were
quick to bring relief and soon made
me we'll and strong again."
Remember the name-Doan's For
sale by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
An ArtfuI PIeader.

Look here" said the lawyer, IT en-
joy a ball game as much as anybody.
But the next time you get off you
mustn't tell me you are going to some
bcdy's funeral. Nobody can have so
MANY grandmothers and aunts and
other near relations
Our family isn't like the general
run" answered the Office boy. Faith
or was a Mormon. Washington Star
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Rough on Rats. unbeatable extsrminator.
Rough on Hon Lice, Nest Powder. 2oc.
Rough on Bsdbugs. Powder or Liquid. no
Rough on Fleas. Powder or Liquid. nc.
Rough on Reaches. Pow'd. 16c.. Lq'd. 80
Rough on Moth and Ants. Powder. 10.
Rough on Skeeters. agreeable in use. 30.
z s. Wells. Chemist Jersey City. New Jersey.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

ness, headaches.
tired feeling. urin-
airy troubles. Doan's
Kidney Pills cure
the cause. Mrs.
Virginia Splitter,
Buenc Vista, Va.
says: For thirty
years l suffered
everythingbu death
with my kidneys I
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
THE CULTURED CUISINE.

$50 your daughter has been to cook
ing SCHOOL,
YES" answered Mrs. McGudley.
'T suppose she has helped along
the household economies"
mot exactly. She has made us ap-
preciate our regular cook so much
that we have to raise her wages ev-
cry time she threatens to Leave
Washington Star
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
THE IDEA.

Norah. after watering the lawn
"Missus, do you hang UP your hose?"
Nisstress-"CertainSy, not, Norah:
we always pay cash!"-Christian
Work and EVANGELIST.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
DOCTOR
ADVISED
OPERATION
CuredbyLydiaE.P inkham's
Vegetable Compound

l. SuutEtu UcTIl-
bly, from female ills,
including infam-
nation and conges-
ton, for several
years. My doctor
said there was no
hope for me but an
operation. l began
taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound, and
l can now say l am
a well woman"
EMMA DRAPER.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
ECZEMA BURNED AND ITCHED
Spread Over Hand. Arms, Legs and
FACET Was Something Terrible
Complete Cure by Cutfcura

About fifteen or eighteen years ago &c.
tema developed on top of my hand. II
burned and itched so much that | was
compelled to show it to doctor. He pro-
nouneed 1t ringworm. After trying his diff.
ferent remedies the disease increased and
went up my arms and to my legs and
finally on my face. The burning was some
thing terrible. i went to another doctor
who had the reputation of being the best
in town. He told me it was eczema. His
medicine checked the advance of the dis.
ease but no further. I finally concluded to
try the Cuticurs Remedies and found relief
in the first trial. / continued until was
completely free from the disease and have
not been troubled since c. Burkhart. 23s
w. Market St., Chambersburg, Pa, Sept.
10, 1908" Potter Drug Chem. Corp. Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
A Candid Critic.

Author-Have you read my new
book?
Friend-Yes
Author-What do you think of it?
Friend-Well. to be candid with
you. think the covers are too far
apa-:.-Chicago News.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
NATURALLY.

Medical Professor-What Is the re.
suit, young gentlemen, when a "a.
tient's temperature goes down as far
as 1t can?
Student-Why-er-he gets cold
feet.-Boston Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

The State OF Sac Paulo. Brazil,
agrees with the Japanese Govern
ment to pay from $40 to $40 (accord-
ing to age) toward the passage money
OF 5000 Japanese immigrants arriving
within two years.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
Her ReWar I'd.

Professor Ito his aged cook)-Yo,
have now been twenty-five year,
In my service. Regina. As a reward
for your faithfulness have decided
to name the bug recently discovered
after Observation-Disclosures Blaetter.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Thousands Of country people know that
in time Of sudden mishap or accident Ham
Inns Wizard Oil is the best substitute for
the family doctor. That is why it is 40
II, en- found upon the shelf
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

There is in the worst of fortune
the best OF chances for a happy
change
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
Yates many diseases 1t is thoroughly
cured by DIR. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar
coated granules.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDINE Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
the Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid effects Immediately. l0c., 25c- and
&C. at drug stores.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
A TWO.TRUNK VISIT.

Knicker-How long does your wife
plan to be away? Bocker-Two
trunks.-New York Sun.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

If we gave assistance to each other
no one would be IN want of a for
e.-Menander.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
WHY PEOPLE SUFFER.

Too often the kidneys are the cause
and the sufferer is not aware of It.
Sick kidneys bring headache and side
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums. reduces infamra-
non. aliayr pain cures ulndcolic. go bottls
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Between bridge and stream the
Lords mercy may be found.-St. Au-
gustine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Why suffer from cold when Perry
Davis Painkiller will prevent it? In 25c.,
35c ard sec. bottles. At all druggists.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
POSTUM
is, as a morning Gin.

Is as morning cup.
A hot, steaming cup of Postum
is as invigorating and bracing as
coffee. But instead of caffeine
wrecked nerves, headaches and
heart troubles that overtake the
coffee drinker, Postum furnishes
a liquid food which strengthens
head and body.
A ten days trial of well-made
Postum (boiled IS minutes) con.
vinces.
"There's a Reason"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

Elm bark. cloves, oilbanum, put
chuck, sandalwcod dust, CARGO, laka.
anise seed, musk. orange peel, ga
Tango, dried ginger, sapanwood, rhu-
barb. myrrh. cassia and camphor en-
ter into the composition OF Chinese
incense.