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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15

making sex that no man can possibly
judge of it, ACES 10 the extent implied
b. the extreme limit sol by the
statutes governing he punishment for
the crime Of murder
Every offender AGAINST the law
should be punished. but no woman
should ever he cleCtrocutcd
Dr Jessie r Boglc Of New York
sums up the situation i'm this way.
Il .hiuk The legal rule should apply
20 man and woman alike
IF a jury had decided that man
having committed The same crime In
The same wa a. this Voman-should
pay the penalty of death. then I think
that the woman should also
Woman has tho same faculty OF de
termming right from wrong that man
has She should obey The laws i'm th,
Same way ae he should and expect q,
Ecet the sane punishment in case sh,
fails To- 10 so.
I dn uol believe ian capitol punish
ment fot any crime other han mur
der. 40 not believe INC man Jancr
the Brooil yn man moss tmd'r are 30
should to- ei,ou . death pcralty.
Murder Would Increase.
~ think murder would increase bu'
for ih" fcar thar capital puui hmcu
carries with it
"rW non ard women ftc cnutl and
there IS rO fey before tho law in th,
ser.c 90 puuishm'm for vroagdoinc
"a voLl1 give Mr. Famcr ever,
chance under the law that I woui,
give n msn-nc less and no more
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
WHERE LIFE is
WORTH LIVING

Mi~s TrceSa Way and the Windsor
male quartet will give an cntertnin-
ment at McGregor mission tonight al
1:iJ.
BingIey u. Fnics. former "tt"rnr.
aud now general assistant InaanGcr
OF the Edison ILLUMINATING Co, was
taken 10 the oak Grove sanitsrium,
near Flint. Saturday. suiering IRON
nervous breakdown. OVcrwosk Us
believed 20 be the cause or his III
Gottfricd sprunk. ngcd -. for 81 years
"a black smith In th" Michigan Central
in his hoiae NJ. ll3 Baker-st.. sun
day William ~. Sprunk. or thu
Sprurk EngraNiug Co, Is a son oI
the deceG scd.
snow sunday to the Museum of trt.
where RrV Loo : McCollCstcr lee
turcd on Tho Bifc ~ Joan ot Arc.
The lecture was illustrated with
views OF the cities I'm which she rc-
sided Director GrifGth D. still con-
fined To his home with illness.
Judge Dono,nn talked ON tbrahnm Liu-
coin to the Dewsboys sunday night.
tracing Interestingly -" GruWih 81
the martyred president from boy hood
to che time Of his dealt SONGS were
Contributed by Quccni" Wright ana
W. u. llerrigan. Prizes Tor me b' 81
ESSAYS written on Abraham LIN
coin. wore won by Herman Hun
berg. Julius Asher. "Joc' Petrrs Rob-
Mrs. Nicholas Iongwortb, dnughtcr az
PresIdent Roosevelt. spent three
hours in Detroit SATURDAY. afternoon.
the guest OF Mr. aud Mrs luillp lr
Mcmillan. The I.ongwprth party.
which included Congress Long
worth of ONTO Congressman NJ KIN
ley. OF california. and tonErt 2sihah
Hobsou OF Alabama. arrived from
Grand Rapids shortly after noon. Tho
party was takeu iu automobiles 40
the Mcmillan nome "D Jc0"~son- cave
and iater 10 thv PoHtCUuttra hotel
for luncheon.
~ - nm 90 the sewers committee Of tar
council to decide nnliy whni u wilt
de- with bids on th" fth section ot
the Waterman sewer. This
sewer has been advertised four times
and the latest bid - 81 l-t2, Errot-
hand Porath. IT, being tho bidder.
Each Zine the bids nave fallen some
what and now The contractors SAY
thcy cannot 90 amy farther ana viii
not bid gain. Tho underlying Tca-
son Tor the committee previous te-
tsrtious /. has been said. is tic de
sire 10 have the work go To con-
tractor who ,htrcs uuiuu mon. but
each time e Son-uniun contractor ha7
' been lowest bidder
Ersnccs I<urtofsLI, who recently came
90 detroit from Jackson In search OF
cmlouvm-nt. Is in West Side hospital
with serious Injuries. sustained sat
urday night. wien sue was siruck 10y
= car az Miruigan-oN". ana TWru't -
nfntH-st. tIcI Identity was unknown
until SUNDAY when sh" recovered
sctousHfss and gave her u1mC 10
the hospital authorities through an
interpreter sac cairr tu thiT cUitu-
4 trv from Austria two years ago. size
said she had secured = position in O.
local hstcl hut could not recall tine
name OF trc hostslrF. Whom dakf
10 the hpsritgl, note wac fpuud
pinned to htr drcss " read 'f5tI-
- mother and sister 100 the old rnIir-
trv -" explained tlrft woman
iu ths hotcl pinned " on her Dr. BE-
taought the foIrE woman VII tc-
cover.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
SWITCH SPIKING ENDS
UNRULY INCIDENTS

EAST LANSING. Mich, Feb. 10
Tine spil,ing OF 4 switch on the college
|rar lire last Friday will probably end
Ire annual custom Of stacking the
Rooms or the juniors and otherwise
making it disagreeabie for the third.
terms during their important social
event. The switch was spil<ed by q
crowd OF reckless students represent
hng every class seniors down to
F'prepe." The names Of many OF the
L,uruly students have been secured by
thc police. and IL they are caught mo.
Nesting the NJ L. r. property again
they will be given the limit OF punish.
mo mt.
Alexander. Umb~risR- 3G Monroe.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
PnvIng Superintendent George 4.
CRIhey Of The departme Of nnhII,.

works Will visit number or western
cities during the coming month. ~
his own oNpensc. 80 inquire into thets
paving ethods lie viii 20 ~ a..
Vcst a. Los angeles. whore hc will
500 his father. who We SIS venrs 70
age. for tho lrst time IN - years
Cathcy left MONDAY on his trip.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
Frsnccs I<urtofsLI, who recently came
. in ncfrnII from lnck .on In scnrch Of

Bu.Ipc-s-IIE~ f'rIuttnE. so iu.s ari
no feathers The plain. neat kind. that
looks right Tive. urintIsE Co. IS
Ichn R.-st. Phone 1ta&
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
.OETRO|TERs FLEE
FOR THEIR LIVES
IN HOTEL FIRE
CLARENDON HOTEL. ONE or THE
LARGEST IN THE SOUTH, IS
HuRNED-ouEsTs ARE PANIC
STRICKEN.

Among the prominent guests MT
the Clarendon were Mr.. md Mrs
u. q. smith and Mr. and Nrs. ~ 4.
smith. Mss Nor. saith. Nrs.
Charles Rev, of Detroit aud Ia
dinnapOiis; MRS. y. \. icmrke aad
Miss Lcmcke. Fred Holy, ctnctn-
natl, Mrs. y. W. Howard. Detrotts
var. and Mrs. Haxcn and child
tdaughter and grnnd-dnuEhter er
Mrs. Howardb, ciuctnnHti; ~. \.
strong. Chicagog Wrs. akte Mills
Knox and Mrs. Sarah Mills. thi-
cage; Mrs. Elizabeth q. Squtres and
4. u. Cosby, Terra Iiant~, Isa.s Mr.
aud Mrs. George \. Christian. MtH-
neapoiisi Mrs. Paul u. Davis aud
son. Detroit, Mrs. Mary ~. Br"w-
nell. DctroitI Mr. Rnd Mrs. GeorE~
seldom, Erie. Pa. Mrs. }. B. and
\. - Cook, Beiiefoafa, Pa.
DAYTONA, Fla. Feb. l5.-Severa
Delroiters were among the 2l6 guests
who were saved from the Hotel Clar
endon. at Sea Breeze, one OF the larg
est resort hotels in the south. wher
il burned. together with ten cottages
yesterday. The guests were asleeI
when the fire broke out
Tn night clerks. as soon as thu
blaze was discovered. rushed the EN-
ployes to the rooms to notify. the oc
cupants OF the danger. and they scram
bled into teh open air. The fire wa
apparently under control at one time
but the wind shifted and ii broke on
again. In less than 45 minutes thu
entire building was burned. The tel
cottages. which were owned by II. II
Kochersperger. caught fire from sparks
from the hotel and were burned. Tn,
hotel guests were panic-stricken, on
woman biting a hotel clerk on thu
hand The hotel, which was woodeI
structure. was valued at 100000. part
Nv insured The fire originated In tn
coal bins under the kitchen.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
.FROHMAN AND
WIFE SEPARATED
MISS ELLINGTON. BEAUTIFUL &C
TREss. is IN CALIFoRNIA-No
SCANDAL, FRoHMAN SAYS.

NEW YORK Feb H. Daniel Froh'
man, the wclLknown theatrical man.
agcr. ana Miss Margaret Ellington the
beautiful actress. Who were married
nearly six years ago. have separated.
Nj. Ffobman. in an Official statement.
confirms this. lie says there Is no
scandal connected with the separa-
ton. nor Is there another man or
woman i'm The case. Miss Ellington,
who went to California for her health,
will live i'm that state. Her parents
reside there. Mr.. Frohman's state
ment follows:
Mrs frohman and | agreed 10 thls
recently. She desires TO take mp nor
residence permanently IN California.
where the climate agrees with her ana
v here she has always been wei, even
when acting She mas retired perma-
nertly rom the profession anf VIII
live with her parents ON the Pacih'
coast where their relatives reside.
There is no scandal in this dis
aArCcmont man or woman is tn"
caLso ce H. IN fact the Arrangement
IS far moro amiCable than hostile on
e,ttor part Mrs. Frohman came 10
New orl, from California few weeks
ago apparently entirely recovere /
from her breakdown in The THIEF,
but the eastern climate did not agree
with her
SA% FRANCISCO. FEB l5.-Mrs.
Daniel Frohman. nee Miss Margaret
Ellington. the actress Is said 10 be ia
a sanitarium in Oakland She Is al.
tondcd bv physician who accom-
panicd her from NCN York r. is re-
ported here that Miss Ellington viii
marry f.. !. Rowes. q San Francisco
ch.bman and real estate dealer Bowes
admitted last niehl that Miss Ellington
came 10 California to bring suit FOR
divorce
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
A large crowd trudged through the
snow sunday To the Museum az Nrt.

Where NrV. Loo : MrIOIIrSI'r TO-
turcd on Tho Eifc 81 Joan ot Arc
The lecture was illustrated with
views OF the cities iu which She re-
sided. Director Griftih D. stili con-
nnah In his hnma WIN lIlncss.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15

Alexander. Umb~risaS 2G Monroe.
Commercial Credit Co Collections
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
Judge Donovan talked ON ABRAHAM Liu-
colin To- The Now nhnNs sMntnN nIghl !.

tracing Interestingly ~" growth 81
the martyred president from boy hood
to che time Of his dealt Songs were
contributed ~ Quccnir Wright and
W. u. IIarrigan. Prizes Tor thc bt II
ESSAYS written on Abraham LIN
coin" were won hy Herman Hum
berg Julius Asher. Joe Petrrs. Rob-
CIT IInInsp aua clan Wallace
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-02-15
GOttfricd Sprunk. ngcd 20. for 81 years
"a bIack smith In the Michigan Central

InNCIlln" sUOpE III ~, I7'VTVT0' 0T'''
~ his hoiae, No. III Bah"r-st', sun
day. William H. Sprunk uf the
Sprurk Engra ing co. is son OF
the deceased
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-09-16

Gin 8latt i'm Shnar3nulb matt
auf Elm nsttes pr0b4en oOrricbsr
2opalitdt uufmertlam. gs beridtet
iiber. Elm S6uberfsit in lnterf,rnah.
BEL benz II. a. elm @rseDen6sitstelez
sranm an ben 0.iriten sl Biir'ten=
berg ubgsIanot muroe. Der lestere
batte ndmlieb einen pre!s geftiftet.
lno .als Der ourdlauhtisIte @ewin,
ner oes ourdlau9tigiten @brenpreiiss
@r. Durtlauat oes Jiirften gu 5ii:~
ienbers sins. nie 0as erndbnte 9latt
pertiinoigt, Ser 8iirsermeiiter 6.
8kffing in Lntertirnah beroor.
Man miro Derlteben, baB Dorts
DurhlGndting ben ohrdlautisMn
gbreapreis in boben g6ren baltsn
miro.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-09-16

Entrance Creation Building
feet hundred fifty
world hundred hundred
in
biblical drama
a Riverview
the production appropriate music M
lightning and made electrical and effects Thughont
The softer o laughter whr. nd
haImoniss q spraying fountains caseade laks and
Chicago seeing EXPOSITION wosid 81
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-09-16
EnfIdbufbiut @dho

GntI9ulbigt. Gdaffnsr
der Bic Rupeetbiir fdlitBen min. uns
gebulbig): .Mber iDie lanse bdusrt
Denn biefsr Rub, mtin 9err!1 Der
abfdiebnebmeHbe Singing (fslig:
~Wer3eibung, ts mar Der trfte!"
Gie fennts. Stubent: sd
3abls nur poiinuueranbO. Hsrs
lnisthtrini .Sd, ipsnR Dur bit pot
net gang aasbleibt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-09-16
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lsin, pab Sis mir einsn Rub sab,n,,-
1rinIein: .glber. mein Srr. oas N
ii ungt5euerlih!~ Gxrr:: .Nirtl;n
ga. barn min ID lbaen zen aab
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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-09-16

GesranDet 1870.
SO Babc Oen ein3igen eouitdnotgen 2bftraft Der
Ssanftitcl BOA Sdmocreicu uso Spts, Der icmaIs
oon oen Necoros BON 3uecarapaS Nountn.
Sblo. 9cmad)t worocn lit.
Nmas uut 8runosiasubum lebn so au oes ehe man
Gub uOlanoi9ss bpslss Nbnac geBtels roa
uelb 5sigt. Ggntbume wdeu binoicie
ten ooebe belafs it, ME opre1wahntn Nbrot ettih
ill., Au uorfdtiaen Gauisr . pes au Sppetbeten
ausleann peranQen Oie Austun goQduoiQe thelme
hutt ylsittu. getreibuuen Hduoereu Sunoe
Qsnhum in sdotn. GruIun9sn uno Abitren 8oos
oser Gii esistt anubrie Gpuratt Sppotbsfeu
PadtprrdQe @npruhs FIR Nrbst, Golmodtn Eoiu
men Ior9dl9 ausgeQ IS befnoei li INNER en gotar
Office carmen doIdss @runoeieenhum su pertoun.
Sobn ~ cimcs.
Some 5elpbon SO. 81 1913 gBen Gar St. ep philadelphia g.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-09-16

Community SScctmr 6Ir9
litter ben Aupesn beg gomes Der Nem philadelphia
OanoeIstammsr iur er0Bsre Ausoebnung.
Scr beise anrs .pdbremp oen Iestcm go SaBrcm.
Sehs 1lummern fir ST. 3
1eiersatonea fiir oie saiion $500 ertra.
GiwseIne Neieroasioncn 10 Gents ertra.
0onoernor 5oiepb gS. 1olf, Sftober.
Ssom. S. stoam 9sebe, Z. 9e;cn,bcr.
81. Uranf Is. Smith, 10. Sammar.
Ne.u EbilaoelpDio GDorai Dcieuid)ait,
4. syebrmar.
Otneral 3. 3. Sweeney, 18. sycbrmar.
Ss 5aa',nst 9sorfs oaomam, IA. aearS.
0us=2lteis llno 6nm 8>rtauf I'M 98at GboY in 9teas
Npplbett Ytisrs NpOtbs uno Spta Npptnte es
StBs nur Ill Cps Ap:tbete. 5l3e uu bdunB.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19

ed upon his face In life was on the &C.
casion OF parade OF the grand army
of the republic in the city OF New
York. only a little while before Gen.
Grants death. and. against the pro-
tests of his friends and of his physi-
clans, he appeared at the window OF
his house TO look for the last time
upon his comrades of the grand army
OF the republic He not only achieved
great victories In war and great ad-
ministrative triumphs In peace, but
ne was permitted To do what few
men have been permitted 10 do-to
live long enough to write with his
own pen the history he had made III
command OF the armies OF the United
States And what history Il Is. IL
should be read by all the boys and
girls OF the land, for IL tells In It's
chaste and simple and honest. but
most forcefui way, the achievements
OF the army OF the United States. And
when he had finished that work. he
laid down his pen and. like good
soldier. said 10 his Master, Now, let
Thy will be done; not mine"
He hath gone. who seemed so great!
But nothing can bereaNe him
or the force he made his own. being
And we know he is far advanced in
tate.
And wears trueT crown
Than any man can weave him
He brought the flag of our country
back without single star erased;
and il would crafty his soul 10 know
that the union which ne saved by his
sword, and the peace for which he
prayed I'm MS last moments, are here,
ard that
North and South now together brought,
own the same electric thought.
And I'm peace common nag salute
Ana with free and unresentful NV
airy,
Harvest the fields whereon they fought.
II is gratifying to US TO know, as
lovers or the great warrior II Is graft
tying TO us 10 KNOW tnot
the men against whom we fought In
that great civil struggle. and their de-
scendants, carried with the boys OF
the north the glorious banner OF the
free at Santiago and Ell Caney; and
that they have a union today stronger
and grander than ever before. for II Is
union OF hearts, north and south, a
union indissoluble, and a union never
20 be broken. And IL IL gratifying 10
as TO know that the flag which Grant
and his mighty army made glorious
has lost none of its glory as u has
been carried by the army and navy OF
the United states ON shore and on
land, In two hemispheres. So long a.
we perpetuate In the heart the mem
DRY OF Grant, so long will this nation
be safe and secure.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19

Ny Fellow-CitizenS-I cannot add a
single word To the just and beautiful
tribute paid to the great warrior by
your fellow-citizen in this presence to-
night
| remember a half-dozen years ago
10 have Deen in the city OF Galena. de-
livering an address at the unveilipg OF
statue to General Grant In that
little home city in Illinois. and this
story was told 10 me: that Gen. Grant.
then q captain, and out Of the service,
presided over the first union meeting,
in 1861, In that city--the first meeting
for THE call OF volunteers. The meet
ing was a large one. held in the old
court house. and Inquiries were made
all over the room who it was that was
thus called 10 preside over that im-
portant meeting. Some one said. 1t
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19
IYcEUM.

With largely augmented cast and
a scenic investure such as one would
scarcely expect In popular-priced
production. Vaughan CHASER and his
presented Paul Armstrong 3
intensely human drama, "Salomy
Jane" from Bret Harte's story Of that
name. in the Lyceum theater, Sunday
night. But the artistic embeliish-
ments In the way of scenery are sim
ply In keeping with the high standard
OF excellence that marks the produc-
ton as a whole. No stock organiza'
tion In the memory Of the present
generation Of playgoers, locally at
least. ever put on a play as "Saiomy
Jane" was put on by the Chaser or
SANITATION, Sunday night. Lyceun
patrons are surely getting full value
for their money this week.
When the curtain rose on the first
act. disclosing a clump OF redwoods In
the picturesque mountains OF Califor-
MIA. the approval OF the audience found
vent I'm a spontaneous burst OF APP
plause. Sitting on stump over NJ
one side was funny-looking old Eel.
low In gray whiskers and white hat.
He proved to be the bombastic Col
oeai oottic Vi the play, Dut ~ Nao hcs
until they heard his voice that the
audience recognized the player as
James A. Hester. SO clever was his
make up. He fitted the part well. and
what was true of Hester was true oil
ever other member OF the cast.
II goes without saying that charm
ing Fay Courteney WAS "Salomy, and
who but Vaughan CHASER himself would
essay the serious role OF THE Man,
as the mysterious stranger in the 1T
tie mountain settlement is known
throughout the thrilling story? The
work OF these two. about whom the
story centers. defies criticism. and
they are given creditable support al
all times. The juvenile parts are hap
PLY assigned To Russell Serenberg
Ida Kashner and Kathleen Brown. Jen
ME Dunbar as Mrs. Lie Heath gave q
splendid account OF herself in the sec.
ond act.
Prince Chap" is announced as next
weeks Offering
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19
GAYETY.

The best thing in the performance
OF the Girls From Happyland" in the
Gayety this week is the xylophone
playing OF Garden and Martin. They
play LISTS Hungarian Rhapsody No.
and other good music anu get the at
tentions and applause or The audience.
Maybell Leslie sings well in the olio.
while Margie Austin makes hit In
her singing and dancing specially.
Billy w. Watson Is n veteran come
dian and his facial twists and droll
grimaces get many laughs. His facs
Is about all he has TO go on for the
dialogue furnished for the comedians
10 the worst hodge-podge o. inanity
and idiotic. pointless talk that has
been seen here In many 4 day. Tho
good old slap-stick furnishes most OF
the business, but the seltzer-bottle II
not forgotten.
Lizzie Freligh furnishes the good
looks of the show
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19

Say, II ] ever get 10 be mayor OF
this town. | bet | can put the first
ball OF the season over the plate. And
without no coachin' neither.
Course. I'm just a kid. but | guess
I've seen as many base ball games az
anybody my size IN town. and | read
more papers about base ball than any
body know 'cept the sporting editor.
And | guess I know what I'm a-chew-
ing about
Every year you read how some
mayor waddles out TO the field and
someone has to tell him where the
pitchers box is and what direction TO
throw the ball. and what side OF the
ball to hold up. and how to spit on
IL. and then maybe after all that
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19

is Capt Grant" Wen. ono IS Capt.
Grant We never heard OF him" In
three years--four years from that
time-he presided over the greatest
union meeting ever held beneath the
flag at Appomattox court house, and
the whole world knew who Capt
Grant was.
He filed the whole world with his
fame as he joHFneyed ia the pathway
OF the sun. He was a great soldier
Lincoln issued the proclamation OF
emancipation, but IL took the guns OF
Grant TO give life TO that decree. He
will be remembered for all time. and
should be remembered for all time. as
the soldier who preserved the union OF
the states.
The last time that the public look
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19
From Another Point of View

Kilkenny 1870"
Castro too doesn't know where he going but is on the way
boost
a like all
wheat
Hafpound hastones fell Des will of
the
dropped Chicago just
knew
appears gone properly equipped
"
Of Hugh
Tafase
Reuben
the world the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19
MOST ANYTHING

Now that everybody has won Mar
athon. let's start long distance stand
still match.
Pittsburg concern Is to ship coal
TO Spain and bring back iron ore.
Pittsburg ought TO send along its
councilmen. Whatever IL would get
back for them would be distinct
gain.
An Atlanta sheet music dealer has
just placed large order for copies of
Drink 10 Ne Only With Thine Eyes.
Wise man. Only way they can drink
down there since the temperance
wave
Considering the large number or
islands, Castro is having a tough tirdc
finding "A St Helena.
Rep. Tawney wants TO take a single
to the lumber trust.
Martin: Mr.. Miller has found out
why his COW went dry.
Maggie: How was 1t?
Martin: Why. that boy Willie milk
ed the COW with one OF them new
tangled vacuum cleaners.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19
LAFAYETTE.

The Lafayette theater was crowded
as usual all day Sunday. and the new
programs seem TO give excellent salts
faction. Wells and Sherley gave an
amusing portrayal OF the funny ways
of the old time southern darky in their
sketch Tricks on Nanny. The
Sours. in their novelty aerial and con-
tortion act, and the comic keppels did
some fine acrobatic work. Turno AMI
Munro gave a refined comedy juggling
act that was well received, and Miss
May Wright in songs and dances.
Lille De Van. singer. completed n
vaudeville program OF more than usua,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-19

coachin' he throws overland like
girl and II pref nigh hits the bat boy
over near the players bench.
You wouldn't think that any boy
could grow up in this country with
out KNOWN all about base ball. would
you?
Bet Ii | was as big around as oil
Bill Taft. | could split the plate with
the first ball OF the season. And I'd
tell the batter to strike at 1t. too.
Most any kid ! know would.
Mayors must have been awful mol
lycoddles when they wuz kids. Bet
they played with dolls and wore curls
and collars with ruffies on 'em ana
went TO parties.
Wait till I'm a mayor"