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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
Catarrh OF Head.

Mrs. Joseph Vittur, 67oo Eric st.,
Austin Sta., Chicago, NJ, writes,
"Your medicine, Pcruns. was Of
greSf bsncm 10 me. suffered with
catarrh OF tho nose and head for many
years. Three bottles OF Peruns cured
mo, after had considered it impos-
sible 20 over DO cured again.
81 now always keep Peruna In tho
house, and recommend 10 70 every
ono suffering from oatAssh. As soon
as ono of my children commence TO
cough give them Peruna, and their
cough is soon gono.
"rhis medicine 80 surely . great
boon TO suffering humanity
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11

Governor Folk Is from Missouri
He's regarded as a pretty good citizen
himself. See what he says about a
certain sort of citizen:
~ do not believe in the mail
order citizen. 1T rs BETTER
THAT WE SHOULD HAVE
A THOUSAND TOWNS THAN
ONE LARGE CITY. ~ a place
10 good enough for a man to
make his money in, Il certainly
should be good enough for him,
to spend his money in. The
merchants have just right to
all the business Of the town in
which they have their stores,
and every good citizen will help
them to get IT,
Did you ever see n FINE LARGE
FACT so simply stated?
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
Nobitoye!l :.
Constipation

hOy bepemarsnily eSeyeOmee, proper
personal efforts r,ththc ossistonce
q the oqe truly bene}s,al lOsatiSe
remedy Syrup o}Res and Enir JSeSua,
~hich enables one 10 form regular
habits dolly 50 thai assistance 10 ia.
lure may be gradually dispensedlie
when no longer needed osthe 6estO5
remedies. when required, oreto assist
nature and not 10 supp liant the natur.
al functions, Which must depend ulti.
mately upon proper nouriSl,meot,
proper efforts, and rikht liyiUs generally
,Iosst is beneficial effects. 0'~a,s
buy the Genuine
Swup9F9s.>Eluir@SeUna
-, manufactured by&s
CALIFORNIA
FIG SYRUP Co. ONLY
SOLD BYALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
Que s,Ie only rssS'sr price 5ot per Bottle
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
Bowel Trouble.

Mrs. Maggie Durbin, 1892 North st..
Little Rock, Ark, writes:
81 was troubled for Ave years with n
chronic disease. / tried everything I
heard OF, but nothing did mo any good
Some doctors said my trouble was ca
fhrrh OF the bowels, and some said con
sumption of the bowels.
"one doctor said no could euro me, I
took his medicine two months. But &C
did me no good.
"a friend of mine advised mo TO try
Peruna and 1 did so. After had takcn
two bottles / found Il was helping
me, so / continued its use, and Il has
cured me sound and well.
81 can recommend Peruna 10 any one,
and II any one wants TO know what Pc
runa did for me II they will write TO me
will answer promptly"
Peruna Is household remedy of great
merit, and is useful in great many eli
matte ailments, such as coughs, colds,
sore throat, bronchitis and catarrhal dis
eases generally,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
a Grateful Patient

Mrs. Eliza j. Cazee, II. i. ID. 3, Bedford
Ind, writes: 81 have been cured by
using Peruna and Manalin. thank YOU
for your advice"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11

has been mostgratifying. Last winter
contracted severe cold, and for several
days Icoughed until my voice failed mo.
When other remedies did me no good, I
decided to try Peruna, and within four
days the cold was broken up, and tho
cough abated.
within another week an increase In
my usual strength and vitality told me
that Peruna was doing an thar IL prom
fsed, and more. 1also considerit very SUI
perior for tired, worn-ouf mothers, and
nave advised several 10 try IL, and have
seen most gratifying results from its use.
al give IL highest praise.v
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11

FOR SALE BY srRIcKLER.s DRUG STORE.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
Nervous Dyspepsia.

Mrs. ]. O. Jamison, OF Marchant st.,
watsonvillc, Cal, writes:
I'll was troubled with cramps I'm tho
stomach for six years. 1 tried many
kinds OF medicine, also was treated by
three doctors. They said that I had
nervous dyspepsia. was put on n
liquid diet for three months. Inn
proved under tho treatment, but M soon
a. stopped taking the medicine, got
bad again. 1 took tho medicine for two
years, then got sick again and gave up
all hopes of getting cured.
al saw n testimonial OF n man whose
case was similar TO mine being cured by
Peruna, so L thought 1 would give 10 a
trial. 1 procured n bottle Mt once and
commenced taking it. 1 have takon
nineteen bottles and am entirely cured.
Have gained in strength and fiesh and
feel like different person.
al believe Peruna is all that 10 claimed
for it,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
Tired. WORKOUT Nsothers

Mrs. Lydia II. Josseiyn, Soi
Westminster St., Providence,
II. l., isTreasurerof the Editors
League Of Rhode Island, char
tered in Providence. She writes:
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11
Bilious Headache.

=: 81: :: Fl: s &
"Three months ago had an
attack Of bhiogsness which
threatened 90 undermine my health and
strength. Luckily for mo, I tried Peru
nAat the suggestion OF my friends before
10 was too late.
III found in few days time that did
not have the usual sick headache, neith-
or did food nauseate mo any longer. In
TWO weeks tmo Peruna had completely
rid my sysfem OF the poison and bile.
and was I'm a much better condition.
My skin assumed its normal color, had
asplondid appetite, and was I'm every
way improved I'm health. fused Paruna
for month longer, and &c wrought n
wondrous change in my entire system. I
consider IL nosf wonde rfuI medicine. -
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-02-11

Kodol Is made at the laboratories
OF 10. o. Dewitt & Co., Chicago.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

one of these associations as followsi
I'D The records of his own herd
and the information they contain.
co The opportunity to compare
the work of his herd with the record
of others.
CD The advice of the official test
err in regard to improvement of ra-
tiOns, etc.
4) The opportunity to compare
notes and get new ideas at the
monthly meetings.
Q5) Cooperation in buying of
feed stuffs."
The Farmer concludes its article
with the foregoing figures whic show
such marked contrast in
THE difference of the production of
different herds and individual cows,
when teh cost of keeping for the year
in some instances does not differ to
any great extent"
must of necessity be of great interest
and value to the dairymen of the
the State, and should cause to await
eagerly
For the full and detailed account of
the work of the different associations
which will be shown in the Septem-
Der bulletin soon to be published and
sent free to al interested dariymen
making application to Commissioner
Gilman, State House, Augusta"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
The Joys of a Summer Vacation,

They rented cottage together, the
Browns and their neighbors the
Joneses and said: 4NH
Wen share in the cost and divide M the
work.. and each one shall make his
own bed.
Twill be easv to do, and I'm sure we will
ma ma that that housework will seem just
so with this understanding they packed
up their Junk and together they
journeyed away.
Cor a while things went smoothly. week
or two passed, then clouds in the dis
lance appeared.
Mrs. Jones told her hubby that mean Mrs.
Brow Brown up and and asneaked when the
While it wasn't her night to wash dishes
of course. she might have helped
put them away.
turn, fact she could truthfully
say.
Then Mrs Jones said she was sick of her
job, because Mrs. Brown seemed to
- think
She had nothing to do but look pretty
while she shaved, the summer away
And Jones disliked Brown because he de-
h clined to help clean the fish that
they caught,
While Brown had notion that Jones
didn't go for the water as oft as he
ought.
When a month had gone by Mrs. Jones
started in to hand" Mrs. Brown "a
few things" *
And Mrs. Brown, also, unburdened her
mind of a few little neighborly
filings.
Now the Joneses and Browns are at home
once again, their vacation was far
from treat
And good Mrs. Browns doesn't see Mrs
Jones when they happen to pass on
| the street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
ALiTTLE OF EVERYTHING.
A Treasure.

At the dinner of the cab drivers
benevolent association, Sir Squire Ban.
croft told a story of young lady who
rendered the fare of a shilling at the
end of a long Journey
Half a moment, miss" said the
driver Are you married."
mo. why do you ask"
Because was the rejoinder, when
you do marry, whoever gets you will
have a treasure. You make bob go
further than any gal l know."-Tit-
Bits
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

These are certainly troublous times
2 N =,
for the Grandees of Spain. Driven
from the rich pastures of Cuba they
sought to recoup themselves in Mo-
, ROCCO. only to be put upon the run by
the warlike Moorish tribesmen. Even
this did not fill the cup of their humili-
alton. King Alfonso has now decreed
that money shall no longer be per-
mitted to purchase immunity from
service, in the Spanish army. Here
after the grandee must take his turn
with all the other male inhabitants
and serve shoulder to shoulder with
the peasant. Verify the principle o.
Ssne equality of men before the law i.
making progress even in those land
where the practices and traditions o
- antiquity still cast their shadows.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Names "blue laws have also been
practically a dead letter. and the soon
or Maine follows Connecticut's example
by repeating them the better 1t is
demoralizing to have on the statute
books laws which are never enforced,
except spasmodically, which cannot be
enforced and which ought not to be
erforced.-E Eastern Argus.
1t is evidently hard for the genial
Argus to get entirely away from that
atiiirst
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Say. Argus. couldn't you get the
kennebec Journal to explain through
your columns what blessing that
wheat and -four tax is to Maine Lew
iston Sun.
Strange as it may seem to the Sur
the people of 1.-THE hard wheat belt
consume large amount of Maine lum
tAFss.
Der. paper shoes, cloths, and variou.
manufactures of wood for which the,
pay cash at excellent prices. Main,
industries will manage to bear VI
~
therefore under their prosperity how
ever annoying it may be to the Sun.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Real Deep Sea Fish.

In the beginning Of the last CEN
fury. halibut emigrated to deeper AMI
deeper water, until they are now
caught in depths of $50 +o $50 fathonn
in deep sea valleys. HalI6ut capture
cod by stunning them with strohes III
the tail. The roe of 350-pound hall
but weighed "A pounds, was over two
feet long and contained more than two
million eggs, says Prof. David Starr
Jordan.-New York Press. I
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

The Eastern Argus admits that "the
Manila cigar will be cheaper" We
are surprised at this slip, for we did
not suppose that our esteemed con
temporary would admit that anything
would be cheaper under the new tariff
law Eternal vigilance must always
be the price of consistent adherence
to the Democratic policy.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
RIGHTS on the .HiqhwaYs.

| In decision recently handed DOW
by Judge Cornish of the Supreme
Court. the following rule of law is lait
down governing the right of automo
bilists and others to the use of the
public highways:
The law requires automobilists like
| all other citizens to have regard fol
| the rights of others. 1t may be con
venient and even fascinating to reach
ones destination at the earliest pos
sible moment but the safety of travel
ers must not be sacrificed to speed
1t is true that both the plaintiff anC
the defendant had the right to use the
highway with their respective vehicles
but it is also true that each must exer-
else his right with due regard to the
rights of the others. Neither has a
monopoly.
1t is undoubtedly the fact that the
great majority of Automobiles are
considerate of the rights of others in
their use of the highways; but there are
exceptions to the rule, some of them
SO fragrant that it is matter of re-
greet that they cannot in all instances,
be reached by the law and properly
punished. There are road hogs who,
apparently proceed upon the theory
that the public highways exist for
their exclusive use, and that others
have no rights thereon. 1t is always
satisfaction to law-abiding citizens
to see such fellows brought up with a
round turn.
Several weeks ago an Augusta gen.
tleman and his wife were returning
from Gardiner in the evening with a
team In doing so they had occasion
to pass an electric car going in the
opposite direction. AS they We're about
to do so. an automobile, loaded with
men and women, dashed by at a high
rate of speed, crowding them against
the electric car with the result that
the horse became frightened and SHE'D
Fortunately a serious accident was
dNeTleu, DuI Only by lne HdrTOWeSt
margin. 1t is needless to say that the
driver of that automobile was road
hog pure and simple. feeling that he
alone was entitled to the use of the
highway, and that others had no rights
which he was bound to respect. Had
he slowed down his machine for the
briefest space of time, the dangerous
situation which he created, and which
came within a hairs breadth of hav-
ing serious results, would have been
entirely avoided. His unwillinSness to
do this was a proof of his total I'M
fitness to use the public highways. 1t
is not surprising that a long suffering
public should be glad to see such fell
lows brought into court, and that juries
should take satisfaction in seeing that
they secure the punishment they so
richly deserve.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Not So Noble,

4 don't want my wife to have to
work in the kitchen"
That's the way for man to talk"
mo; l hope to marry girl who is
rich enough to keep at least two SER
wants. kansas City Journal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Even if war should be declared be-
tween Bolivia and Peru it would not
serve to demonstrate the fighting quail
tiles of airshps inasmuch as neither
one of these countries owns such a
craft
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Musical,

At a court of justice in Australia
much frequented by Chinese. newly
appointed crier was ordered by the
judge to summon a witness to the
stand. Call for All Song!" was the
command. The crier was puzzled for
a moment. He glanced shyly at tn"
judge, but found him quite grave. Then
he turned to the spectators. Gentle
men," he asked, would any of you
favor his lordship with song?"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Wanted to Help.

Ma. what are the folks in our
church gettin' up subscription fer?"'
ITO send our minister on a vacation
to Euro pc this summer"
Wont there be no church services
while he's gomez"
mo, dear
Ma. got s1.23 in my bank-can
give that ?"-CIeveland Leader.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

1t seems trife suspicious to China
that Japan should need a whole army
corps in Manchuria to assist in the re-
construction of the Antung Mukden
railroad.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

One learned investigator has made
the announcement that majority Of
criminals are blondes, which leads us
to suspect that in his haste to COM
pile his statistics he overlooked the
black hands.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

SO long as grade crossings are per-
united to exist eternal vigilance should
stand guard as hagman.-ChicagO
News.
True. every word of it. which re-
minds us that there is one at Rines
Hill in this city that should not be
permitted to exist much longer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Rapjd Ratification,

Il seldom make mistake" said a
man, as he placed the lighted end of a
cigar in his mouth, but when l do"
he continued, Il rectify it Immediate
ly."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

The French balloon Sirius last Mon
day successfully performed the feat
of flying over the Alps carrying four
passengers 1t is evident that former
methods of Notwithstanding have
now become old fashioned
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
The Art of Suggestion.

Knicker-Did she give you any en-
enlargement?
Bocker-Well, she said she saw In
the papers that 100000 worth of
precious stones had been imported last
month-NeW York Sun.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Then He Would Need More.

How much of an income do you
think you could live on comfortably?
Il think l could manage to be very
comfortable on about 100000 year un-
til my wife found out that l was get
ting that much" Chicago Record Her.
aid. ~ =
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
EasiIv Acquired.

How on earth did you ever cultivate
such a beautiful black eye?" asked
Browns friend.
oh" replied Brown. who had unin-
tentionally been illustrating the fall Of
man on roller skates, Il raised it from
a slip."-Everyb Magazine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
On the Safe Side.

80 Mrs. Jorkins is dead" Il hadn't
heard of it. How did you know Il
didn't hear positively. but l overheard
Jorkins say in a street car that he in
tended to dispute her will. '-Baltimore
American.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Prohibition in Alabama appears to
be giving some of the newspapers in
other states a great deal of trouble:
BIT so far as we have observed the
people of Alabama are not complain
ing. and feel entirely capable of run
ming their own affairs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Don Jaime announces that he will
not fight for the Spanish throne. He
is content to wait until the Spanish
people are ready to unanimously ten
der him the crown on a gold platter
Don Jaime has all the qualifications
of a good fisherman.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

The big orders that the railroads are
now placing for supplies and equip
| ment is the best possible proof of the
fact that they entertain no doubts as
to the prosperity of the country under
the new tariff law.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Recent events have again demon
strated the fact that nation that is
looking for trouble seldom has much
difficulty in finding it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Tabled and Filed.

Mrs Crawford-You must love your
husband very dearly if you save all
the letters he sends you while you're
in the country.
Mrs. Crabshaw-Tm keeping them
for comparison, my dear. Pm sure to
catch him in a lie.-Judge
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Up to the present time Mr.. Bryan
hasn't said a word in criticism of the
new Lincoln cent; but then it must
lie remembered that his two lectures
4 day on the Chautaugua circuit leaves
him very little leisure for the consd-
GRAFTON of side issues
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
ESTABLISHED 1925

No notice whatever will be taken Of
unsigned communications.
The Journal cannot be held rssponsi-
BILE for the preservation or return OF
rejected communications.
Address all communications rslating
to subscriptions and advertisements
to BURLEIGH & FLYNT, Publish
ers, Augusta, Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
EorQotten.

Helping Each Other-"Let me see
didn't you tell me to remind you to ge:
something when we got to town." Il
believe l did" What was it?"-Judge
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
EnoIand's amounted" Forces.

Inquiring Trooper (new to the ways
of the territorial army)-Now. what
becomes o. these. 'orses when we break
up camp?
Horse Contractor-Why, bless yer,
theys got to go and 'oss four or five
camps after this!
Trooper-Then I suppose in time of
war bout six of us would have to ride
one 'orse!-Punch.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Useful Onyun.

Merritt Onyun and his force of men
beautified the Tax schoolhouse in
Hopewell with a couple of coats of
paint last week.-Lacon, ILL.,, Journal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

And still the mystery remains why
with the prevailing high prices fol-
good eggs there should ever have been
any poor ones.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Surprise.

I'm sure don't know why they call
this hotel The Palms. Do you? I've
never seen palm anywhere near the
place" You'll see them before you
go. It's a pleasant little surprise the
walters keep for the guests on the last
day of their stay."-Puck.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
The First low Rider.

The Greeks were entering Troy in
the wooden horse.
1.-The first joy ride" they chortled.
Then the slaughter commenced
New York Sun.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Utter observation-disclosures.

man who thinks he has left his
watch at home and takes it out of
his pocket to see if he has time to
return for it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

After a July passed in Washington,
President Taft will find the hottest day
in Beverly cool by comparison.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

1t is not believed that the Spanish
pretender would turn down a bona fide
offer of thirty cents for his chances
of securing the crown.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

1t is sad to reflect that the worms
that do the most damage in the world
aren't good for bait.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Yes"

Boy-"Yes"
Plumber-"Wot? You 'aven't for
got nothin'? Well. that's good 'un!
Haven't forgot nothin', and you learnin'
to be lumber!"-Philadelph In
quirer
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Touch Luck.

There's sorrow in the poets glance,
1t seems a crime.
To have to wear ones winter pants
In summertime.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Heat at it's very worst is partly a
matter of temperature, and partly a
matter of temperament.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

The announcement is made that an
odorless onion has been developed.
The chances are that it is also taste
less enc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Does IL Now.

Suffragette I'VE believe that a
woman should get mans wages"
Married MAXWELL judging from
my experience, she does Tit Bits.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

1t begins to look as if Chicago might
be obliged to resort to a draft In Or
der to secure a Chief of-POlice.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13

Pittsburg is frank to admit that it
isn't proud of Harry Thaw. 1t merely
looks upon him as an unavoidable in
cident
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-13
Their Only Amusement.

"The waves dance all day long, dom
they?"
YES; they can't gossip or play
bridge"