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The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
MRS. WALKER

SO that all who suffer from kidney trouble
bladder trouble or rheumatism may know with
out expense that at last genuine and reabie
cure for these diseases has beon found win
send to any victim of these ailments free treat
ment and such simple instructions that anyone
can cure himself at home. free. say free and
mean Tree. will make no charge; you have only
to write me letter. giving me your symptoms and
telling me how you feel and will do as promise.
To give free treatment is the best way 10 prove
my claims. / bear the expense. You have sim
ply to take my treatment at directed and you VIII
know can cure you. You will owe me nothing
now or later when cured II is my free gift TO
the thousands of uric acid sufferers. and want
all TO take advantage Of it. l have devoted my
life 10 the cure of these diseases. am in posi-
ton 10 help you and my help will cost you moth
ing. =,
Write me letter today. describing your condi-
ton in your own words. and viii send you free
treatment for IL. Some of the leading symptoms
"a kidney. bladder rheumatic disease are:
!. Pain In the back.
2 Too frequent desire TO url nate.
g. Burning obstruction OF urine.
& Pain or soreness In the bladder
{. Prostate trouble.
G. Gas or pain In the stomach.
T. General debility, weakness. dizziness
| Palm and soreness under right ribs.
Swelling In any part Of the body.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
This is One of the 4O,366

Testimonials received in years Ous New England farmers
home, and miles large obliged de-
family medicines hand all the time
First and Foremost them Hoods Sarsapaa which
have always found friend and helper When had suffered dread
fully dyspepsia without finding relief Hoods Sarsapa
positive help and when had used bottles better health than
years. I have found Hoods Sarsaparila
"a Spring Medicine build when strength is most
needed appetite and short regulate the whole system
taking Sarsata which find convenient take and
also very beneficial Mrs E. L. Berry, West Troy, Me-
Sasapara combines the remedial values than
different Ingredients each greatly strengthened and enriched by this
peculiar combination
Begin taking Saapara today Get it in the liquid
chocoaed tablets known Saabs 100 Doses Dollar
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
A New Standard.

"I knew they were putting on airs.
They let on that their silverware was
all solid and now the whole world
knows 1t isn't"
"How did 1t come out?"
Burglars broke into the house the
other night and didn't take a thing
Detroit Free Press.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
His Bur,t of Generosity.

"Your boys injury is not as severe as
had anticipated" the surgeon assured
him II shall not have to amputate his
leg."
II am glad to hear you say So" said
Mr. Tyte-Phist, with emotion. Still, il
it had been necessary, in order to save
his life, II was willing to bear the ex-
pense of itw
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

Johnny is taking good deal Of in
terest in his studies these days." said
Mrs. Lapsling. They've taken up ply
sizes now, and once a week the class is
allowed to spend an hour in the chemical
avatory."-Chicago Tribune.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Cynical.

A Chicago professor says: "The map
who never parleys over cab fare, who
never scans the prices on menu, and
who hibernates when he's broke, carries
an infallible amulet against feminine
criticism" City Star.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
= You Can Get Aliens foot-tsse FREE.

Write Allen $. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y, for
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns. ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
gist5 sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

The greatest of all horsemen, says; "In
my 40 years. experience with horses have
found Spohn's Distemper cure the most
successful of all remedies for the horses. 1t
is the greatest blood purifier" Bottle, Soc.
and $1.00. Druggists can supply you, or
manufacturers. Agents wanted. Send for
Free book. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Con-
tagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
A In Mode.

"Yes, Herbert" murmured the lovely
maiden, 81 will marry you-I don't care
whether you are rich or poor"
my peerless girl!' fervently exclaim-
ed Herbert, folding her to his heart. IL
see you have looked me up in Brad
streat,s ~
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Hi. Monumental RIunder.

"Deah boy, what is the trouble between
you and the beautiful Miss Plumley?"
Jealousy. 1 happened one day to
speak of the marvellous beauty Of Psyche
and 1t made her furious"
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
With Their Teeth.

Frugal Landlady-How are you gentle
men getting along at the farther end Of
the table?
One of Them (gnawing an ancient
doughnut) t)-Working like beavers, ma'am.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

Bill! de Burglar-There's one thing l
6ke about these mounted p'leecemen, any
way.
Pete de Pickpocket-Wot's that?
Bill de Burglar-They can't ride NO
ninety-eight miles in one day.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Well Named.

She-Do you notice that Lord De
Broke calls Miss Milyuns, to whom he's
engaged, "My Subby?"
He-Yes; 1 suppose he means Sub
treasury"
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

TO- Constip patton or liver trouble.
III. PHpitat on or paln under the heart
H. Pain In the hip Joint
b. Pain In The neck or head
H. Pain OF soreness In the hidneys.
L. Pain r swelling OF the joints.
l6 Pain and swelling of the muscles.
H. Pain and soreness in nerves.
49, Acuie or Chronic rheumatism.
You can describe your condition in your own
way or you can give the numbers Of the symptoms
in the coupon and send the coupon 70 me and the
free treatment and instructions will be sent you
just the same. My address is DIR. T. Frank Ly-
mott 2735 Occidental Building, Chicago, III,
am asking you for money. All ask is the
privilege Of proving TO the afflicted that can and
will cure kidney bladder and rheumatic trouble in
a simple, scientific. painless way; that can stop
the painful backache. the swelling flesh. the in
famed bladder. the torturing rheumatism. ! am
successful with Old and young, those who have
just become sick and those who have suffered for
years
Since I ask for money write me today and
you will be surprised 10 see how easy 1t is TO cure
you when the right remedies. whose purity have
vouched for TO the u. s. Government, are sent
you, and when doctor gives you the right advice.
l will give you the right remedies and right ad-
vice and charge you nothing. 50 correspond with
me today.
Write letter or send the coupon, or do both.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Still Struggling.

"Cncle Hiram, have you ever written
any magazine stories?"
"N-no, not yet, dear; l have only
written stories for magazines"
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Possibly.

"Uncle Bruno, why is it that your peo-
pie increase so much faster than the white
people do?"
"'Deed 1 dunno, boss, onless it's cause
dah's mo- of us bawn."-Chicago Tribune.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

Miss Goodsole-My music teacher tells
me l ought by all means to cultivate my
voice.
Miss Tartun-She's right. You ought
to cultivate it or quit trying to sing with
If
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Geey

Mr.. Jawback-You think too much Of
your clothes.
Mrs. Jawback-I don't think much
of the ones you buy me.-Cleveland
leader
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
sIumbers of the Brook

The poetical young man with soulful
eyes was walking with his matter-or-
fact brother by the brookside.
How the stream tosses in its slum-
ber" he exclaimed.
yes" answered his brother, "and
you would, too, If your bed was full
of stones. Youths Companion.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

HOWARD Z. BURTON = A-sayer and Chemist.
~ LeadvlIle, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver. Lead, 81. Gold. Silver. 75c: Gold Soc; Zinc
Copper 81. Mailing envelopes and full price list
sent on application. Control and Umpire work So
licited. Reference; Carbonate National Bank.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

Time is the best test. For over fifty years Ham
Inns Wizard Oil has been the most popular remedy
in the United States for the cure of Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and all pain and inflammation.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
onlv One ABRoMo oUININEp

That is LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE. Lool
for the signature of E. w. GROVE. Used thr
world over to Cure Cold in One Dav. 25c.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

etc st. yitus' Dance ana Acrvous diseases perma-
tlIS nently cured by DIR. II lines Great Nerve Re-
storer Send for FREE s2oo trial bottle and treatise
DIR. R. II. Kline. Id, 9l Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
It's Pettit's Eve SaIve

that gives instant relief to eyes; irri-
tated from dest, heat, sun or wind.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
NJ Y
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Came Up in a Hurry.

Mrs. Allow are you getting on
with your garden? Did your seeds
come up?
Mrs. B.-Oh, yes; they all came up
in about two days. My neighbors keep
| chickens.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Remin ded Him.

Little Boy (meddling with has fathers
documents) Papa, this letter from Mr..
Muntoburn has a postscript, 'B. 7. L.
l.. Al
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching. Blind. Bleeding Protruding
Piles in to Ia days or money refunded. Soc.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
Nasal Orthography.

Teacher-Your name is John Tim
Minis, is it? Where are you from,
Johnny2
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14
No Reason to Complain.

Indignant Customer-Say, these buck.
wheat cakes are sour!
Waiter Girl tat lunch counter)-Y
sir; if you will look at your check you'll
find I've charged you only half price for
'em.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

New Pupil-You don't spell 1t,
ua'am. You sneeze it.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

"Never mind, DEAR" replied Mrs.
Swellman, at just serves Fido right,
for he's taken the baby's food many a
time. Yes, Fido, naughty! naughty"
philadelphia Press
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

Absent-Minded Statesman-Give me
that letter, son!
chastity burns it.)-Chicago Tribune
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

"Gracious {" exclaimed Mr.. Swellman,
"the baby has eaten lot Of that dog
biscuit! -
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-04-14

New Pupil-Snohomish, Wash.
Teacher-How do you spell it, John
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23
Tribute Of Respect.

Whereas, 1t has pleased Almighty
God, in his infinite wisdom, to re-
move from our midst, our dear broth
ea and co-worker in the Baraca Class
Of the First Baptist church of New
berry, S. c., Richard Chalmers Lea
veil. assistant secretary, therefore be
it resolved:
First: That while we feel deeply
the loss to our class Of faithful
member. yet We bow in humble sub
mission to the divine will Of Him,
that doeth all things we'll.
Second: Our hearts are filed with
sadness under the shadow thus cast
over lis by his death, and we realize
that III the home there is d vacancy
which can never be filled.
Third: That We extend our heart
felt sympathy to his bereaved par
ents and all loved ones.
Fourth: That page in our minute
book be inscribed to his memory, and
g copy Of these resolutions be sent the
family, the Baptist Courier and the
local papers.
E. N. WertS. President.
". H. Anderson, Secretary.
J. H. West. Treasurer,
Mrs. Emily West, Teacher,
Committee.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23

South Carolina has been without a
representative since Mr.. Courtney s
death, as this State would have got
ten the $500 aid for rural schools it
usually gets from the fund. The
board decided to turn over a million
dollars to the George Peabody Nor
NAL school at Nashville, but this will
leave million and a half, which, the
dispatch says will be distributed to
Southern colleges. President johnson,
of Winthrop, has long been expect
ing aid from this source.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23
NOTICE..

Newberry, S. c., March p, 1909.
To TeS hers:
We are endeavoring to organize, in
our schools, an organization known
as the Boys Demonstration Work.
The object is to interest boys in ag-
riculture. All boys between the age
Of ten and twenty-one years are al
lowed to enter the contest. Each boy
agrees to plant one-half acre i'll corn
or cotton. The seeds and instructions
will be sent to him from Washington.
We hope to offer several prizes. For
instance a prize will be offered for
the 10 best ears of corn or the best
ears or the best single ear or stalk.
\ prize will be offered for the 10 fin
est stalks Of cotton or the stalk, with
the greatest number Of bolls.
I hope you will get the names of
the boys in Your school who will
enter the contest and send them to
me not later than March 27th. I will
send these names to Dr.. S. A. Knapp,
Bureau Of Plant Industry. Washing
ton, D. c..
I hope You will push this work.
Very truly,
J. S. Wheeler,
Superintendent Of Education.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23
GOV. ANSEL GRATIFIED
AT APPOINTMENT

Columbia, S. G., March 20.-Gover-
10. An$el W. eratitied AID surprised
today b. the the news conveyed in a
Washington ;'res: dispatch that he
had been appointed member Of the
board Of trustees Of tie Peabody
fund al /, meeting Of the board in
New Yo"k yesterday. to take the place
Of the late William A. Courtney OF
Charleston.
FIe SOIL. ,,:)wever. that he regretted
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23
Through the Store.

| lot II in Ginghams, the lOc. kind, speca
at only l-3c. yd.
lot SO in Linenette, white only, the l5c
kind, special at only &c yd.
| lot 90 in bleached Table Damask at specia
the yard l9c.
| lot II in. bleached Table Damask at 49c yd
| lot fancy Waistngs, worth IL IL and l5c
special the yd 1Oc.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23
Big Values on Sale

| lot II inch book fold India Linen special the
yard Sc.
lot II in. Checked NansooK, special the
yard Sc.
l lot 40 in. White Lawn. the IL l-2c. kind,
special at only &c. yd :
lot As in. Persian Lawn, the Csc. kind.
special at only Sc. yd
lot II in Ginghams the &c. kind, special SC:
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23

Newberry, S. c., March p, 1909.
To TeS hers:
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-03-23

Lot 3You won't for many moons another lot like this.
You can't match these for double the price, Edgngs and In
seons corset cover widths in the ot choice per yd l9c
Lot 4Embrojdery lovers will reve in this lo You have
all your life bought such qualities for the price, Goods
lin the lot half yd wide, Nansook Cambria and SWISS choice
o! the lot the YarG 25c
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-10
GREAT WESTERN TO
Be REORGANIzED
Morgan Needs Twenty-Five Mil
lions to Form New
Company

NEW YORK, June al. P. Morgan &
Co. announced today a proposed re-
organization of the Chicago Great
Western railway company. Under the
reorganization it is intended to form
a new company which will issue s2S.-
100000 of first mortgage so year 4
per cent bonds; also s50,000,OO0 of
preferred stock and s46.000,O00 of com
mon- The total cash requirements OF
the reorganization will approximate
$25, 100000.
A voting trust. consisting OF ]. P.
Morgan. George F. Baker and Robert
Fleming, the latter representing the
more important foreign interests in
the property, is to be created for a
period of five years
To participate in the plan. holders
OF the existing 'B" preferred stock and
the common shares will be assessed SIS
per share Holders of the debentures,
which amount to s2S. S.O0O.00O will re-
ceiye Ito per cent in preferred stock
voting trust certificates of the new
company, while holders of the old pre-
ferred A stock will be given 12O
per cent in new common stock.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-10
STATE TROOPS ARE
HELD AT MCCLOUD
Departure of Militia Delayed By
Firing of Several Shots in
Lumber Camp

McCLOUD. June 9.-The state troops
will be detained in McCloud an extra
DAY at the request of President Queal
of the McCloud River lumber company.
The troops will depart tomorrow morn
ing by special train. President QueaHs
request following the firing of several
shots last night by the men under the
command of John F. Farley. They
stated that they fred at a striker
whom they observed lettering about the
camp. but no one was struck by their
bullets
The appraisement of the cabins be-
longing to striking Italians was about
completed by the joint committee to-
day. The company, in accordance with
its agreement with Italian Consul Gen
eral Rocca, is paying the price fixed
as soon as the owner presents his pa
pers The majority of the strikers and
all of those considered dangerous and
apt to continue the trouble, have left
camp.
The mills are running short handed
and Will be crippled until more help
arrives. The company has decided to
send three agents into Washington and
Oregon in search of men.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-10
TO FACE
ATHEISM. CHARGE
Ministers Agree to Vote for Ex-
pulsion of Professor From
Baptist Conference

CHICAGO. June 9.-Rev. Johnstone
Myers, the Chicago pastor who Monday
insisted on the expulsion from the Bap-
tist conference of Prof. George Burn
ham Foster of the University of Chi
cago, author of The Function of Re-
ligion," today said that 81 ministers
had agreed to vote for the ousting of
Professor Foster when the matter
comes up next Monday.
The charges, among others, accuse
Professor Foster of being an atheist
and an infdel and VIII. it is said. be
presented in substance as follows:
First-Author of the Function of
Religion" and I'm Mans Struggle for
Existence" which shows its writer an
atheist
Second-Author of THE Finality of
the Christian Religion which brands
its author as an infideE
Third-Expelled from the faculty of
the University of Chicago divinity
school following the publication of
The rinality of the Christian Relig-
as Professor Foster denies IT'D
Fourth-Excerpt from his latest
book tending TO show that he is an
enemy of the Baptist ministry.
Fifth-Views expressed in his books
are a violation of the fundamental law
of the Baptist ministers union.
Sixth-Admits he is a Unitarian
Seventh-Acts as pastor of Unita-
rian church.
professor Foster and his friends will
make determined night against the
proposed action.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-10
HYDRANTCONTRACTS
GO TO LOCAL FIRM
Union Iron Works Will Make
l,z00 Fire Stations for
Total of SI43,6SS

Bids for the l,2oO FIRE hydrants 10
be installed with the auxiliary system
OF FIRE protection were received by
the board Of works yesterday. that of
the Union iron works at sll9.74 per
hydrant or total of sl4S.sSS being
by far the lowest of the four sub
mitted. The award VIII be made next
Wednesday.
Tn this connection City Engineer
Manson laid before the board a plan
for insuring greater security against
The Gripping Of the service by a du-
pick interlacing system OF water
mains
High pressure fire protection sys-
TENS in other cities have been both
cred TO a greater or lesser extent by
having the mains put out Of service
by the carelessness of contractors ex-
cavating in the streets or other acci-
dents said City Engineer Manson.
AS IL Is impossible 10 prevent exca-
NauOns in the streets alongside Of the
mains this fnterlacing system has
been devised to meet the contingency
There are ample funds to meet the
additional expense"
The commission viii consider the
proposal
II received four bids on the five
alternative propositions submitted for
the general construction Of the hall
OF justice. the estimate being s350.000
and the lowest bid approximating
s2T5.000
For the steel frame of the hospital
four bids were submitted. the lowest
being about S2iT.000. The estimate
was s275.000
These bids viii be taken up for
award IT next weeks meeting.