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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Second quarterly meeting of
Wa-Keeney Charge will be held
at Ogallah next Sunday and Mon
day the 9th and 7th inst. The
Lords supper will be admins
tered after the sermon by Dis
trict superintendent Brown,
Sunday at p. M. Busin ess
meeting, Monday at 10. 80 A. M.
w. E. Scott, Pastor M. e. Church.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Mrs. j. M. Rhoades informs
US that Mrs Hamilton who has
been 50 critically i'll at Christ's
Hospital Topeka is SLOWLY i'm
proving and also that Miss Lettie
her daughter who is home and
has been very i'll is much better.
Their friends are glad to hear
these favorable reports.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

The total rainfall for the month
of August was only seven-tenths
of one inch. The highest tenn
perature was 1O3 on Monday,
the 10th. The lowest 40, last
Saturday night. The mean tenn
perature for the month was 70.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04
FOR SALE

Improved irrigated farms at the
doors of Denver, producing enor-
nous crops of grain, alfalfa,
sugar beets and fruit. Prices
right. Call on
LESTER C. NUDGE, Agent,
Na-Keeney. Kansas.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04
Attention Farmers /!

[ have just received a complete
line of ready finished buggy tops,
buggy tongues and shafts. Also
all kinds of repairs, and ready
finished wood work. Horse shoe
ing and blacksmithing in all
lines a specially.
E. D. BEASON.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Rev w. E. Scott and family
are now domociled in the new
Methodist parsonage which has
recently been completed and the
Methodist people can boast of
owning the finest parsonage in
western Kansas and are to be
congratulated upon their success
in completing such a residence
for the use of their pastors.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Notice-All persons are hereby
notified not to trespass or hunt
on the north half of section IL,
southwest quarter of section 2,
and the south half of section 3,
all in township 13, range "a.
ChaS. SpitSnaugle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

There will be a praise service
at the Presbyterian Church Sun
day evening, Sept. 5. The fol
lowing musical numbers will be
given:
ProceSSional-O Mother Dear
Jerusalem.
Double Quartet-Angels of Je-
SuS.
Anthem-Rock of Ages.
Quartet Sun of my Soul.
Quartet One Sweetly Solemn
Thought, with remarks by Rev.
S. L. Allison.
Duet-Come Unto Me.
Anthem The Lord, o
j Jerusalem
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Drs. Jones & Herrick will test
your eyes and guarantee glasses.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04
WEATHER REPORT

Maximum and minimum tenn
perature according to the gov
ernment thermometer at Wa
Keeney for the week ending
Wednesday noon
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

There will be a dance in Big
Creek Hall Saturday evening,
Septem ber 4th. Everybody is
cordially invited. Committee.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Maybe that headache is caused
by eyestrain. We can tell you
E. F. Sullivan, OptometriSt.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Go to the City bakery for fresh
bread, pies. cakes, rolls and
other sweet goods. We bake
every day and do not try to sell
anything stale.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Fresh homemade candy at the
Racket store
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

For Sale-3 mares and 1 mule
and mare colt, buggy and single
harness. w. r. Hickman, 6
miles west and 2 miles east of
VOda.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Miss Philbrook expects to
move into her nice, new bunga-
low within the next two weeks,
the inside finishing not being
COMPLETED vet
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Wanted-G Good girl for general
house work. Mrs. @. l.. Hard
man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Go the Racket store for your
clothing, notions, shoes, etc.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

We added new subscribers
to our list this week. Are you /.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Mrs Lulu Cook of Cawker
City, Kans. is visiting her pa
rents, Mr. and Mrs J. B. In
Scho.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Our schools opened Monday,
Aug. 80, AMI a very lively inter
est is being shown by both teach
erS and pupils. The enrolment
is as follows:
Seniors, 1S. Juniors. %.
Soph. %. Freshmen, 31.-Tot-
al, o.
Public School
Room 1-Mr. Nelson, 50.
Room 2-I1iss Stradal, 81.
Room 3-Miss Flieshbach, 20.
Room4- Miss Kendall, SO.
A very strong interest is be-
ing shown by both teachers and
pupils.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

For Sale-Four room cottage,
desirably located. Herman
Long.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

For Sale-12 or IA head of
good milk cows, from 3 to 8 years
old, gentle and good stock. j.
w. Mason, 4 miles southeast of
town
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Monday, Sept. 9th being Lab
or Day and a legal holiday, the
post Office will be closed from 10
a. m. till 5 p. m.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

A. p. Hinshaw, our good friend
from down south moved into his
new home in the west part of
town this week. Wa-Keeney
welcomes Mr.. Hinshaw and fam
lily into their midst.
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Subscribe for the World.
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Fresh pork at Bakers.
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City and County Jotings.

Kansas City. Mo-, Aug. %, 'O9.
OgaIlah Field Day Committee,
Ogallah, Kansas,
Dear Sirs:
Your letter with contract at
hand; same is satisfactory to US.
and you may depend upon US to
be there in ample time.
Yours truly,
KANSAS CITY BALLOON Co.
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Don't forget to read our
Sale Notices.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Pure home made lard at
Bakers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Fresh beef at Bakers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04
CLOTHING

We have a distinct sur
prise, Something new In Cloth
ing in this city. While in
Chicago a short time ago
our buyer went to the
great plant OF H art,
Schafner & Marx, and
selected a line Of suits
and overcoats that is 60
ing to make the boys
sit up and take notice.
Every suit is a Dream a
Peach the kind t h a t
when you go down the
street, the girls wonder
what swell new man is
in town.
These clothes will arrive in a
day or so. Come in and get first
pick We have Cluett and Mon
arch coat shirts, Arrow brand
collars, Burlington Hosiery----In
fact we have real, live, up-to-the-
minute
Mems Furnishings Department
}, HOkeeDeV. K0DS.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-09-04

Subscribe for the World-only
one dollar year.
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1909-07-01
Cor. of Beretania and Smith SITS.
1412 Nuuanu st., cor. Vineya
9 to - A. NJ, Z to 8 P. M.

know that it is the duty of every
man who contemplates entering
journalism to get all the knowl-
edge he can. There were no
courses in journalism when l
broke in. We began in the news
paper office and had it beaten into
us.
There is one thing l do con-
tend, though, and that is that no
person can teach a man to write.
You can be taught the principles
of writing, the grammar and the
rhetoric and all that, but you
must teach yourself to write. The
mere facility of writing correct
English doesn't mean anything.
There are scores of persons
around newspaper offices who can
write correct English. The trou-
bic is they haven't any ideas to
anglicize correctly"
- y y
The wedding of Miss Garden
and Mr.. Austin, of Davies & Co.,
takes place today, being the silver
wedding anniversary of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Garden,
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1909-07-01

"The younger you get in the
better it will be for you after you
have acquired whatever knowl-
edge you can afford and are ready
to take chance. | don't know
how to get out. I have seen
shoals of newspaper men get out
into all sorts of jobs, from bust
ness down to politics, and lots of
them have made wads of money,
but they did belong, anyhow. Tho
real writer never gets out of his
game; and why should he, for his
game is the best game in the
whole world. Newspaper rewards
are quick, but evanescent. From
the viewpoint of the man in it the
chief trouble with newspaper
work is that any young chap may
come along and in two or three
years, after he has learned how
to handle himself, be just as good
as he is. from a salary viewpoint,
and better, probably, so far as en-
thusiasm and ability to work are
concerned. If you want to get
rich, keep out. There is no
chance. (But if you have a de-
sire to live a big, broad life, to
be in touch with all that hap
pens, to be in the thick of it, to
engage in the most fascinating
work in the world, the newspaper
is the place to go if you have the
stuff in you and can get it out.)
eff you are a clean, decent hon
orable man you will not do un-
clean, indecent, dishonorable
work and will not work for any
body who requires you to. That
is all there is to it. Newspapers
are just as human as the men who
make them. The press of the
United States is not so venal or
corrupt or easily influenced as
some people who have run against
it would have you imagine. 1t is
human institution, subject to
human limitations and it is doing
its job in pretty good shape.
81 wasn't fortunate enough to
go to college and l cannot speak
as to the value of college edit
cation in newspaper work from
personal experience, but / do
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1909-07-01

going into it when he gets
through college, and if he has any
sons l suppose they will go into
it, too.
Newspaper work is essentially
a business for young men. Old
men cannot last in it because. old
men can not stand the pace. And
the further truth is that when a
man gets old in newspaper work,
unless he has specialized, he de-
creases in value to his employer
instead of increasing.
"There is no business in the
world where the hours are so
long, the work so exacting, the
discipline so rigid and the sense
of responsibility greater. 1t isn't
like a professional man who does
his work and quits. The news
paper man not only has to do his
work, but he takes it home with
him, Tugs it around with him, al
ways haunted by the thought that
the man on the other paper may
have put it over him. Sometime
in my life l hope to be able to see
something that I do not have to
write about. I never have yet.
Every time I go to anything from
convention to Europe, l am al
ways haunted by the thought that
instead of enjoying this as spec
tacle, as show, as my fellows
do, | have got to go and beat out
some things about it on the type
writer. Work? 1t is all work. I
have been so sore many times that
, have thought of buying a pop
corn wagon or borrowing one and
quitting the whole mess.
"But I have always recovered.
So will every man who fits.
When you get down to it, the mis-
fits howl the loudest. Any man
who has the constitution of a
horse. the capacity for work of a
steam shovel, the ability to put
his thoughts down on paper in
consecutive order, to see what
happens and to observe what he
secs, to put two and two together,
to mass facts in a striking way,
can make a success out of news
paper work.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
BEEL MEETS MASTER
IN FRANK G0TCH
Champion Plays With His OPP
ponent Breaking His Hold at
Will Match Won in Straight
Falls,


10y morning JOURNAL rbeclai LentA NiFst
Denver, May 6-Frank Gotch de-
feated Fred Beel IN straight falls IN
a wrestling match before 1000 per-
sons in the auditorium tonight. The
match. which was regarded in the
light of an exhibition was drawn out
in the first fail, Gotch permitting Beel
to AXE any hold he chose which the
big fellow broke at his pleasure. The
first fan went "a minutes SO seconds.
In the second fall Gotch lifted Beel
clear off the mat and placed him on
his shoulders after 80 seconds.
Battling Nelson, who refereed the
match. made the announcement be-
fore the match that he would fight
Packy Mcfarland September 3. lie
said Mcfarland must weigh 1873
pounds four hours before the battle
or there would be no match as he
would consider Mcfarland a welter-
weight
by postponing the Mcfarland fight
until September. viii be 10000
richer said Nelson. "Packy will have
to put up a side bet of $4,000 me
weigh In at the lightweight limit. All
this tax about my finances makes me
tired ana I'm going to make Farland
fight or shut up"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
INOR CONSTIPATION.

We are so positive Rexall Orderlics
win promptly relieve constipation
that We offer to furnish the medicine
free Of an cost il the user IL not
satisfact orily benefited, surely we
could offer no better argument as TO
why YOU should Try RcXall Orderlics.
They are particularly pleasant. are
eaten like candy, and may be taken
at any [ imo of day or night without
lneonveu fence. Two sizes. Toe and
35c. TIA e. RcXlll store. }. II. O'Rielly
Drug Co, second and Central.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Buffalo. y. y, May 6.-Chairtnaf
Norman r. Mack. of the democratic
noiional committee. issued tho first
number Of his new magazine. the Ma
tionaI Monthly. today The first copic.
from the press were mailed. with MI
Mack's compliments 10 Mrs. Grover
Cleveland. Mrs. William j. Bryan and
Mrs. Alton b Parker.
Among the notable contributors are
Representative Champ Clark. cover
nor Thomas u Marshal Of Indiana.
former Senator +. NJ. Patterson oi
Colorado. Alton b. Parker of New
York. Representative james T. Lloyd.
Judson Harmon. governor OF Onto
Standardized John sharp Williams OF
Mississippi. and Senator GeorEr T.
Chamberlain ~ oregon
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
RAILING
BREAKS. 80 HURT
Athletic Meet at Seattle
Scene of Serious Accident
Victims Hurried to Hospitals,
10y Morning Journal spccia

IBy Morning journal Special Leased Nhel
seattle. Wash May 6.-Thirty per
sons werc injured. many seriously
when a section of the railing i'm the
cast balcony at the new state armorl
gave way during an indoor meet OF
the Seattle Athletic club tonight
The accident occurred at the close
OF the meet just as the runner in tn
ten mile race were across the tape.
The crowd which filled the balcony
was pressing against the rail i'm It's
eagerness to see the finish. when q
section of the railing in the center Of
the east balcony gave way, throwing
the spectators headforemost TO the
floor. fifteen feet below
Many were stunned by the fall aud
lay as if dead. Police and private am
balances were hurried into service and
the injured were rushed to the vari
Gus hospitals in the city.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Sew York, Max 6 sporadic ont
breaks Of violence marked the prog
ress OF the Fast sid bakers strike to.
day A wagon attempting TO cross The
Williamsburg eridge WAS stopped lul
the bread thrown in the street while
the driver WITS chased An attack on
a Harlem bakery was participated In
by women, folr Of whom were arres,
ed and later discharged with a warn
lYY.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

OUR WORK is As NEAR PER.
FICTION As POSSIBLE. NO OLD,
WOHN-OtT. BROKEN DOWN Oh,
OBSOLETE MACHINERY IN our
PLANT. EVERYTHING NEW AND
Up 10 THE INUTE-ALWAlS
BE1TEK WORK AND MORE
PROMPT SERVICE. WE DEFY
COMPETITION. A TRIAL BsND-
DIE WILL CONVINCE YOU. I'M
pERIAL LAUNDRY co, RACK OF
POSTOEITCE. PHONE 1IS. RED
WAGONS.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
LORDS DAY ACT TO
STOP SUNDAY Baseball

Vancouver. 3. q, May 9 The POI
lice commissioners Of North Vancou-
Yer decided today to enforce the
Lords Day act and prevent any fur
ther baseball games being played ON
sunday. Umpires, managers an
players Of last Sundays games Will
be prosecuted in the city police court
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Chicago, May g. President O'Neil,
Of the Western league, today notified
AN club owners OF his league that any
player of the organization failing e.
Sign a contract ON on before May :,
would be suspended. m accordance
VI "a the recent ruling of the national
commission.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Topeka, Kan, May So Topeka out
LIT aud outfieldod dos Moines today
and won by q score OF : To 4.
score r. II +,
Des Moincs . 100 0oo 2O1-4 6
Topeka ... 900 2O2 12s-7 10 !
Batteries; Nelson, Lang and Heck
niger, Beltz and Kern.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Oakland. May 6.-Monte Attel was
given the decision over Jockey Ben
nctte at the end of a ten round bout
I'm which both men did good WORK
The decision was unpopular. most OF
the fans present declaring that Ben
nett had earned a draw.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
T.Kr xoTIcp

The Aztec Fuel company receives
fresh consignments OF American
B|sek~ Coal e.sry 1e.G 1--WE. w -Fnar
and the best Of service. We handle
all kinds 81 mill and mountain wood
Phone 25l. office Granite and First
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

omaha at Wichita.
Dcs Moines at Topeka.
Sioux city at Denver.
Lincoln at Pueblo,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Philadelphia May 6.-Washington
was defeated today . to / in a pitch
crs battle between Render ant
Groom, Philadelphia Won in the
ninth on Davls' single. Bakers sacri-
flee and Barry's Single.
Score Il. II T..
Philadelphia 1000 olO Q0l-2 6 0
Washington 100 oQ0 o00-t 8 3
batteries. Bender and Thomas
Groom and street.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

National League.
Cincinnati at Chicago,
philadclphia at Brooklyn.
New York at Boston.
St. Louis at Pittsburg.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
-a-n I
The
POl9T|

Boston ..ooo 00a ooO Ooo-o .
Batteries: Raymond and schlei.
Mccarthy and Graham.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
R%OTHENBERG & SCHLoSS CIGAR CO., Albuquerque, New Mexico, Distributors.

and efforts are to be made to interest
President TAFT, congress and the rail
roads.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
American League.


Washington at Philadelphia.
Boston at New York.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

mento proved easy for the locals to-
day.
Score Il. II. J..
Los Angeles s........,...f 10 oil
Sacramento ...t.....-., & 1
Batteries: Tozcr and Ross, Ehman.
Whalen and Ryrnes
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Chicago 1910 GOO O00-l 8 8
batteries Berger and Clarke; scott
ana owens.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07
portland q, san Francisco ).

Portland, May 6.-The locals beat
san Francisco in a close game here
today.
score Il. II. T..
san Francisco ....,..,,...6 II }
Portland .-......6 q 1
Batteries: Willis and Berry; Graz
ley and A~rmbruster
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

Los Angeles :; sacramento o.
Gos Angeles, CAL, May 6-Sacra
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80. - -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-05-07

The suggestion that merchant
should, at times, discharge all
his saIespeopIe and endeayor to
run his business with no one
to make sales, or tell proSpec-
tive buyers about the stores
Evening journal., 1909-05-26
With the Photographers

II will be perceived that Senator Adrch has several
Democrats ON his string upon whom he can rely when
becomes necessary outvote those political upsarts
from Iowa Indiana who merely represent the peo
pe.-Chicago Tribune.
Atlanta recently had a musical festival and cleared
$1,000 This IS really astounding The profits would
probably have been much greater II It had been
prize nght-Chicago Record Herald
We confidently expect next seasons circus thriller TO
be some daring lady who will make triple somersault
with an aeropane.-Chicago Record Herald
For what tho Governor would not do no less than
for what has done. tine people of the state nave
cause 10 be thankful.-Dovor Deawarean.
Meantime every day that passes lessons the percent
age against you having light another fire in thu
furnace-Indanapolis News.
It was thought that Missouri pretty we'll supplied
with before the Legislature just adjourned added
nearly 500 new And the laws that were most
wanted were among those didn't get-St Louis Re
public
Evening journal., 1909-05-26
AVENuE THFATRE

In ordeR to accommodate music loving
theatres -goers in this city who desire TO
become regular patrons Of the Avenue
Theatre during the operatlc season which
begins next Monday, the managers have
arranged TO reserve what will be called
season seats"
Those who wish TO become regular week
~ patrons during this season Of opera are
cordially invited TO visit the theatre They
may then select the seats they desire and
such seats will be reserved each week for
any evening or matinee performance Sc
lected.
This IS a special privilege for which no
extra charge will be made, and no pay
ment for seat Is expected IN advance.
The box office Is now Open and every
courtesy will be shown 10 those patrons
who wish to obtain more detailed parti-
culars.
The first opera 10 be presented by the
John c. Dempsey Opera Company Will be
Gilbert and Sulivans exquisite opera
''The AIkado" TO be followed week Of
June with a complete production Of Gil
bert and Sullivan's Nautical Opera III. NJ
S. Pinafore," ," probably the best known and
most popular Of all Of Gilbert and Sui
livan's works.
Evening journal., 1909-05-26
Chatty Stories OF the Day

Abont sixty Cinnamon proceeded the graves OF two
recently buried Celesals in Anheld Cemetery Liverpool
ing foods including fully roasted pig decorated
with red rosetes cooked fowl beefseaws' oranges and
sweets was brought the A bottle two OF
Scotch whiskey. fanked with eggcups and hqueur
glasses were also placed one OF tho graves. The
spirit was pentfuiy poured upon the meats and rice
was sprned upon grave and afterward joss sticks
paper offerings and crackers burned The
explosion made lively diversion IN the
otherwise solemn proceedings.-Tit- Bits
4 couldn't spell the police, I said Samuels,'
the explanation given by Lazarus Smonovsi when
asked the City Police Court why he had given FALSE
Thus does life plagiarze from the old story
the who to his doctor that ne had mumps
When the medical arrived ne found the patient suf
fering from rheumatism and demonstrated with him
being misled. II know; but soul in the house
could spell rheumatism" was the excuseLondon Globa