The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-06
IFT WOOD
Strange that the wild oats crop is never seriously impaired.

Strange that the wild oats crop is never seriously impaired.
 4 + The measure to exclude the Japs from the schools having been passed in California, Roosevelt politely informs Is not only offensive, but unconstitu- tional."
 Mir. Pinchot. of the forestry bureau Is under severe criticism from the gov- ernment, but as the said gentleman. be- ing a multi millionaire, refuses to rec ceive any salary from the government for his services, we presume the re- buke will be rather 2 light one
 How sore MT. willett must feel over having his manuscript respectfully de- clined by The Congressional Record. The blizzard seems to have lost itself in a tangle of Springtime roses ani Montgomery Mocking-bird melodies.
 
 Cuba is gradually getting accustomed to the excitement of having a presi- Hardly anything unpleasant ever happens that woman doesn't say 'I told you so.'
 Is 1t possible that Mir. Roosevelt in- tends abandoning the lion hunt to hunt blind tigers nearer home?
 After MT. Taft completes his itiner- ary as novel food tester, he will be asked in all probability by Ed Box to write Some Dishes have Tasted" for the Ladies and Gents Home Journal The new senator-elect from Indiana lis six feet five inches in height. This being the case he ought not to have much difficulty in reaching a con- clusion. '/
 In the last few days every Lincoln anecdote in existence has been raked out, cleaned and pressed and offered to the public.
 The Cooper investigation seems to be developing more druhkards than any. thing else.
 MT. Taft has stepped upon the Gatun Dam and pronounced it safe. It Is. One of the night riders confesses that when he was told that the gang was going to murder Captain Ram it doesn't appear that he cried for as- sistance.
 The writer of melodies makes his dollars by the score.
 Funny that the very fellow who begs a girl for a lock of her hair in the lcourtship days when he kisses it fond Iy will swear like a trooper if he finds one of them in the butter after they are married.
 Just as soon as some men imagine they are right in the swim, they com mence to drink like a fish. Man Drops Dead With a Curse While Shoveling Snow, says news paper headline. That's one calamity that never befell Montgomerian this winter.
 Phil Armstrong says that "sometimes the line of least resistance is the waist line" How did the hateful thing find that Out?-Lincoln (Nebr.) State Jour- nal.
 The Most Important Thing. We hear of sporty fellows when the l pretty girlies pass.
 Who try their best to, make the goo- They pose upon the corner on most any And rubber at each lady who goes But these attempts are nothing to some
 others that we view
 In the halls of Congress just drop And watch the frantic efforts of Con-
 gressman brand new
 Who trys his best to catch the speak
 CTS eye. The newspapers. the magazines. the
 shop windows essay
 To catch the eye by every known de-
 vice,
 With pictures of the fairest girls in
 every sort of way
 To attract and never mind the
 price.
 But the most important moment in a
 congressman career,
 Is the day he makes his maiden
 speech-oh my And he thinks the whole worlds wait
 ing breathlessly his words to hear
 As he tries his best to catch the
 speakers eye.