The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-02-02

make der anchelS weep, unit eIery
vunce in avile / flint mineself weeping
NIT harmony to der winged boobies.
Y11st now I did redurn from Spogane
by vich 1 heert do man, Pilly Suntay
go off in Won of his rampages on re-
lichion. Vot geds me ISIS dot so many
boobies fss voolishness enuf to make
assininidies ov demselfes yust to lis+
zen to der talk vot voult not do yus-
tice to a New Jork streed urchins. Id
yos efer der same; any time some
ningompodpous weller rolls MS hoop
along unit broglaims dot he ISIS der
whole cheeses, efen if he knows he
issn'd, a whole raft of boobies falls
straightvay indo der net unit for dem
it ISIS all of yet.
"Now dot man Suntay, in my esdi-
mationment, amt knowing enough to
pount sand in a rad-hole; not bit,
vunce. His grammar ISIS of der lowest
casde,p unit yust vor dot reason he vos
unapple to make some imprssionmends
on me- He got up on der stache, bulled
off his coat, COLLAR unit vest, loosent his
suspenders, unit vent at id like a vet
eran; but id vos striging gondrast
to our own meek fiddle preachers, unit
maybe dot hat someding to do NIT my
disregard vor der man. To hell init der
wicked he shouted nit q voice like an
O. r. & NJ locomotive vistle. unit den
he turned righdt rOunt unit in SUBJ
litigation asked all der wicket to come
vOrwart, SO dot der rest of us coult
look ad him. Nodding dom, Speidle;
dose guys ISIS too wise to exbose der
sells by Walking ub der aisles yust SO
Pilly coult see who it ISIS vot has been
making all ov der vicketness in Spo-
gan.
"Vell, ven he seen dot dey vos not
coming frontvards, der evanchilest fell
onto hiss knees unit brayed-yust like
a 2-year- oldt JERSEY calf vOt had been
mitout dinner vor week, und followed
dot effort nit a sOng-yulst as like he
could make fine music nit dot base
ball-rooter fog-horn. Noting stirring.
not efen der CRAZY. Vor an hour or
more Pilly kept string of hot stuff
vlowing mitout ceaselessness, alder
vich he announced nit pleasant
sthmile dot a collection would be
token UP. Everyone NIT few ex-
cebtiond dug into der gash-boxes, unit
der voult-pe preacher vos RECALLED for
den or fifdeen minudes NIT der clink of
der goin as id rolled indo der PLAID
derS
''Speidle, anyvon nit half a eye coult
see nit half a glanceS dot oldt Pill ISIS
oudt vor der goin, unit if id hadn't been
vorthgoming id ISIS not a doubtfulness
if he hat qvit unit throwed UP hiss yob.
Dit you see dot package der Spogane
actresses hanted him? Dot mate him
pc goot vor some dime, unit 1 hat yet
to hear Of a reilly peing vouchsafet in
answer. A woman always has der last
word unit if he vOS to argue from now
until Gapriel plows his final pugle- gall,
she vOult make a. survife unit hat der
last to say. Id is pecularness, ain'd
id, dot a woman, being mate of a mans
fifth rip ISIS consdidutet so much diff
ference vrom him? BUT id diss so!
Il make NOTIFICATION vrom der ba-
bers dot Suntay ISIS going to gone to
Valla Valla some dime nexdt year to
read der riot act to us; VEL ven he
comes, get wise, I'm going to get oudt
Of down vor a brief respight; surest
ding you know, Speidle; unit 1 ain'd
coming pack undtil I'm certainty in my
own mintd dot he ISIS gone unit yet vor-
gotten. | don't wonder dot der olt
world ISIS hating so much rong in it all
der time ven der preachers are solicit
dationed vrom der ranks of ex-pall
players unit drumped up on der bulbit
to be der whole works; id ain'd rigkdt,
yet alretty.
''Vot viii our fudure generations pc
coming to? Wrist ding We know. Spell
die, gonvicts vrom der penidendiaries
will pc crowned NIT fiddle halo of
bearls unit rupies unit will pc breach
ing der relichionment ov a foreigner
churehs to us boor defils vot alretty
hat put up NIT almost doc much ov id
unit are casding our longing chances
apoudt vor some sort of respit mend.
For mine I pellet PHYS career will pc
gut schordt somevay or oder, as he ISIS
not sincere, und der anchels hat alret-
ty veeped apoudt all der dears avail
able vor der bresend. Yust you take
my dip, unit casdt your scrutinizing
chances in der directonment of der
Spogane tapernackle vunce. I'm wise
Speidel; I've been to Spogane.'