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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department OF tho Interior. U. 4
Land Once at Lakcview. Oregon.
October 6. 1903.
NOTICE Is hereby given that
James u. Humphrey. whose postofiice
address Is klamath Falls. Oregon,
did. on the 23d day OF April, 1908.
file In this office sworn statemeu' ard
application. No. 0lS27. to purchase
the sh OF NEh. VIZ Of sEM sec
ton 20. Township 81 South, Range 0
Fast. Willamette meridian, and the
timber thereon. under the provisions
OF the act OF June 3, 1878. and acts
amendatory. known a. the "Timber
and Stone Law" at such value M
might be fixed by appraisement. and
hat. pursuant to such application. the
land and timber thereon have been
appraised. June ~. 1909. the timber
estimated at $4,000 board feet At
so.7S per NJ. and the land Siso.so;
hat said applicant must offer ausl
proof In support Of his application
and sworn statement on the 9th day
Of December. 1909. before r. N. Rich.
ardson. United States Commissioner.
At klamath Falls. Oregon.
Any person 10 st libsrty 70 protest
sss purchase before entry. or iaitisas
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

a Aindent locking man from one OF
~ Suburbs stepped up to the ticket
o0cs IN one Of the railway stations IN
Chicaeo and asked the man inside In
Q hssitatins way n be sold round trip
tickets to The jamestown expedition.
sYsa, slr." answered ths ticket seller.
'-0ivs reduced ratssr
"Ysa, sir."
RI suppose thers viii b special ear
BOW and tAenr
sUndoubtsdly."
'>Ooing to b q rocahontas dayr'
q gusso %"
swelt. what I want to know n tina"
Oaid ths stranger. clearing his threat;
sWul thsss b Q John Smith dayr
n doa't know - 10 that" sfavsly
sljoineA tbs ticket seller. but ] an
lhclined b think not. Hotel accowmo-
datious IN the neighborhood OF the o..
peeitiea are limited."-Youth's Ceu'
Donioo.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09
NOTICE OF SSLE OF REAL
ESTATE

In the County Coat OF the State OF
Oregon. for the ounty Of klamath
In the matter Of tn estate and guar
dianship Of Cha les Hughes and
Mary y. Hughes. minors.
Notice Is hereby given that the un-
dersigned. guardian Of the persons
and estates Of Charles Hughes and
Mary +. Hughes. will sell at private
sale an undivided one-sIxth interest
each Of said minors In and to:
Lots 8. 6. Z and s OF section twenty
(2o); sh Of swh and lots 8. 8. and
8 Of section twenty-one (2D; M Of
NWA and lot I Of section twenty
eight (2s); Eh Of Eh and NwN
OF NEh Of section twenty-nine (29)
all In township thirty-nine (39) south
Of range eleven and q half (llh)
y. w. M all In klamath county. Ore
gon. containing s7s acres. more or
less.
On or after the sth day Of December.
1909. for cash. pursuant TO order OF
said court made and entered In the
above proceeding on the sth day Of
November. 1909.
Dated ae klamath yslls. Oregon.
November tth. 1905.
FRANCES HUGHES.
Guardians Of the persons and o.
tstss Of Charles Hughes and Mary =.
Hu0Au. uisesa
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

WAns ~ bsceos q dsaatussa alee
~ Went 4 s9pecosd - ~ Q ~
g 0AeAlnsg5 h 0etieef = As0pah
0oD0sse1nl AS0sal
Absat - saly esoosditiss thAi
nv - 0ssass6 = ps1es - ~ 60
o1DW 0oouDl1y ~ posonOD oeaooo ~
GnnmoaU0-Rssvl10es JeoE1al
W. - 0usssoey = es1ses6 do1A
ogUUa ~, ~ yelDow. ~ 81
v11lD 0Aav . 0aa whs now tnhss -
- - = aasAing ~ ron e -
01mnP 49, win - . nlDsgabao -
0-A Is9ls rsse-D1spateA
4 1uRas pssphst aBse0 tAat v1lf
= onn-yonD ehose wnl - 600 -
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- ~ pgo11ee tat 0aHv oflioor
- ~ ~ Vsa't - esan1 h H.
- 0U1 - = yosw Yssk.-e1en1&
oskeoasshie.
0on1nl C1eexynas (visiting ~ VI.
- seheel,-Wsll. ~ ttt3s ~. whns
. ~ - n scAeoi an dAyf' n
49, psso1slng Pupu-l walt III ~
- - ~ 81 sk.-Lsa1so 0pln6sa
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

4 city man went Into . village stes0
81 aseed fee pair oe socts. sise tn.
~ elesk oaiA ~ was sorry. bat tAeS
~ Galy - size aud that was twelve.
sWhats MI ~ man. "yea Gg1ly
l1Dt mean % say that every 80 -
~ villaGe weays ~ sane siss seskfs
soA - sle. Dut Z M baDoso -
- - IeeQ t1ey Dulb tbe0 - et ~
49, an1 le they ase to- seeet thsy
lsl!s tAss dsvs q - tssA-lipeh
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

Two New YORK girls rscsatiy wseo
0dsesd b. their mother 70 Join hse b
Q ninlAg camp about . dAy's joasasg
6oo ~ City q Asxico. Ths gisls
Wege % tsavsl 10 vssa Cyus by steamss
anA thsa by rail- to The capital whsse
tAals fAthse WAS to meet them. ~
tAeg sever had bssn In that country
bseees thsy wrote to their mo<bsr ask.
lAG What soet of clothes tAsy should
hslag with them. BY return mall thsy
Sseeived Q breathless sort oe IN spistle
tellinS them to BE- sure and start fyom
New York By certain date. but - -
~ eaethss question. tbs ealy rspN
vaA - sure and have your riding
hahitD e ths seet q brown that win
hAs0saiss With ~ stmesphsgs hssA"
-NeW yegt PraGs.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

sAhoet ths mesnest man ] ever
k1ew." said an old time Clevclandsr.
~was . man out at the sdes Of town
tAst ] used to pick cherries for when ]
Was Q I'D He objected to the bogs
eating any Of The cherries. and hs used
- cnwl around unde1 TIE trees afto9
~ Ooe through and gather Up al ~
ooo6D - could hnd that we had dropped
Vhile ~ IN tho trets. Then hs WouA
eAARUe - up with that many ehesstoa"
-0ovolanA Plain Dealer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

sYouf caoe.s remarkod the eaIooOao
y ~ rsluctant custo0ss. who saio -
Was in Q rusA. 'ts0lndo ~ q . dog
~ uncls possessed out On The ranch.
1s wealA start running arouod ths
saln basssl vssy siewly and would h.
esUass HI spssd until b was onally
running % fast that about every third
~ - bad b jump over himself.'
: Hs elinchsd tAs eale.-JudSs's L.
oeasy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

sThssU = 10 telling how fame = %
~ 70 b acquired" said The aDblt3ooa
eot1seo.
mo" answered the sardoaic pssSea.
soomst1Dss Il comes from doing soOe.
ding gxUat and sometimes from sayin0
oo0sthing feolish. sh."-Washingtoo star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

oesey q ~ oesae cksss 0lesese ~ Z
cs1sbeeesd ealaAiao.
raul NsspAy. - ~ viDit - Pm.
1elpAla. was ths gUsse e Q clergyman.
~ nsv. N. n. o. ~ arrival at -
nlnlseeg'D he0e ~ eAeD 0aseR ~
1fst usAsesa Into ~ nheasy. ~ ~
atteotisa Was at eace attEoeeD1 ~ .
palnting OvuP ~ 0anteA VA1eA Ne Q
1ns eeQV g . es.s6satsa DalatlAG ~.
ssssating Q gans e eAeos eseWeea q
yoang 0an anA ~ Asvt1, ~ 0oAhs y.
~ ~ younG 0AA'S oool
TAs artise had 0eee QopAleally -
plctsd ~ paint n ~ OA0e WAae q
was appassatiy ~ yeanG naAsS 0svs.
an1 - sss0s1 just b psallss - ~
tAat - hs1 lese ~ Oa0e. ~ a0say &
aespaf bsinG shown h svssy ~ q
hls features aaa attitu1A Whi1s -
aevil iron ~ oppos1ts o3do G ~ ..
BE- gioatsd over him with 1eodiaA =.
light. Ths positiea oe ths eaDe appeas.
q uttssiy hepeDsss for tAs yoang oaA.
and Ns. n. salA - - oftsa ~ e -
and seudisd Il With his cAsss fsseoAA
an1 all sessd ths ye0ng maa's OaDe
was csetninly loot.
~. AespAv walked - b ~ psee1ss
end studied it toe several minutDA
whsa anaily. tuning 10 Nr. n. -
sald:
Il q, win ths game Sse ths ysgas
man"
n. n. was q cousss astoaished ~
oal1. "ls q peasibssr
NJ. AsspAy ssphsd, s0st ct -
~ and beard and 1t - leek at ~
n poo1tioa was sst -. an4 = Q
Nv sapld moves - dsmoaserateo .
es0pssss win foe ths youag. .naA. ~
- oovi1 Voo eAock0atod
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09
ne cleoo oWo.

s3S's aloest % wealthy - yso ass.
~ her aaksd JiSisy.
~Yss." ssplisd Richlsy. ''but hs's ~.
folly tight chssted."
"Why. - said hs'd givs 90 10 that
charity u you would."
sHxaetly. That Just shows that -
6Desot expsct 70 coatyibuts at ans-
phllo1olphla Prsoa
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-09

Tskia0 Waya.
Z ost that popslar yosns doctor at
~ uncls's ths s<hsr day. and cse-
1ninly vas taken with Tie way b act.
a."
what did b dol"
He took uncie's tempesatulV. 0ext
- took aunt's weed about paying hb
IN, and theu b. took hls leave"
''Hunpk No woadsr hs b taking
With people. Baltimoes American.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
A Fever Resister.

Prof. Frederick Starr, the distin
guished anthropologist, was discussing
in Chicago the Roosevelt hunting trip
MIR. Roosevelt" he said, will en-
counter very great dangers in th'
Jungle | don't mean the wild beasts
| mean the fevers. Mr. Roosevelt
is not the temperament to resist thes,
dangers, either.
His Is heady, rushing tempera
ment; but the sort of Temperament
that keeps jungle fever off is like
like
Il once boarded four wheeler II
Piccadilly," said Prof. Starr, and
babe the driver drive to Claridge's.
HE drove at snal's pace. Exas
perated--for was already late TO
luncheon--I put out my head ant
shouted:
Look here, cabby, we're not goinl
to a funeral"
THE cabby looked at me, took on
his pipe and frowned.
mo ne said, and we amt goin
to no bloomin' fire, neither. Wash
ington Star.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
bACKACHE SIMPLY VAN|SHES AND
OUT-0F-0RDER KIDNEYS ACT FINE.

from your druggist and start taking
as directed, with the knowledge that
there is no other medicine, at any
price, made anywhere else in the
world which is so harmless or will
effect so thorough and prompt cure.
This unusual preparation goes di-
rect to the cause of trouble, distrib-
uting its cleansing, healing and vital.
izing influence directly upon the or
gans and glands affected and com.
pletes the cure before you realize It.
A few days treatment of Papes
Diuretic means clean, healthy, active
kidneys, bladder and urinary organs
and you feel fine.
Your physician, pharmacist, banker
or any mercantile agency will tell you
that Pape, Thompson e. Pape, of Gin
cinnati, is a large and responsible
medicine concern. thoroughly worthy
of your confidence.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fifty
cent treatment--from any drug store
Anywhere in the world.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
As.aA x&AkakA1G1
THERE WAS NO CONFUSION.
From Choice the Chickens Laid
Steadily

From Choice the Chickens Laid
Steadily.
A family who had struggled the
best part Of lifetime In a poverty
stricken portion Of the city sud
denly came into the possession Of 4
small income. with the prospect In q
few years of something more. saya
the Boston Post.
They moved to little place In the
country. and tried nightly to I'M
press their neighbors with their i'm
portance. They talked constantly OF
what people in our position should
and should not do.
Some OF their town acquaintance
came to visit them during the sum
mer, and one Of the younger mem
bers OF the family. a little girl OF
seven or eight, was showing them
about the place. ls
What nice chickens" exclaimed
one OF the guests when they reached
the poultry yard. They lay steadily
too, | suppose?"
Yes, returned the y ful
hostess, who really knew notl at
all about It, that Ia. they couid. Of
course, but in our position they
they don't have to-"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
MOUND CITY.
December 9.

Thomas Canton of Ullin, was in the
|ty Wednesday,.
Mrs. w. ]. Siefert and family were
airo Shoppers Wednesday evening.
H. Galbraith of America, transacted
|lsiness in the city Wednesday.
Mrs. Warren Brown of Olive
ranch, is the guest of her sister, Mrs.
|homas Higgins, on Fourth and Wal
hit streets. this week.
Miss Kate DeKrow, of Mounds. was
hopping in town Wednesday.
| Mrs. Ed. Britton of Mounds, was
guest Of ME- anil Mrs. G.. S. Brit
J n here Wednesday,.
The body of Willie Williams, the
tile grandchild of Mr.. and Mrs
,ank Kreitner was laid to rest in
aech Grove cemetery Wednesday af
rnoon after short service at the
sidence. The family have the deep
t sympathy of the community.
Mrs. George Snyder OF Mounds, was
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
VIENNA.
December 8.

Mr.. George Galeener has returned
from business trip to Arkansas in
the interest of the Vienna nursery.
Mr.. G. W. Motley of Elvira had
business in town on Tuesday.
George Gray and Harry Price have
returned from business trip to Lex
ington, KY.
Mrs. Pansy Brown of Seattle,
Wash, is a guest of her parents Mr.
and Mrs. Joe McCorkle.
Mrs. Robert Reed and son of Cairo
have returned to their home after a
weeks visit with her aunt Mrs w.
Y. Smith.
Mrs. c. M. Doris and children have
returned from a visit to relatives in
| Jonesboro.
Harry Smith who is employed in
Cairo spent Saturday evening and
| Sunday with his mother and sisters
in Vienna
Mrs. Lizzie Hogan of Maryville,
H.. is guest of her sister Mrs. Ed
Gage
Mrs T. B. Powell left Monday
morning for Denver, Colo, to attend
the wedding of her brother, win Dun
can. formerly of Vienna.
Mrs. T. b. Williams of st. Louis, is
here attending the bedside of her
mother. Mrs. Juliet Glassford who has
suffered a stroke of paralysis.
Grandma Kuykendall still continues
very feeble from frequent attacks Of
heart trouble.
Mrs. Noel Whitahead is able to be
out after few days illness.
The following officers of Romeo
odge No. 651 X. of P. have been
elected for next trem: d. J. Cowan,
O.. c.; Elmer Clymer v. c.; w. E,
Beal, Pre-; r. Redden NJ. of W.; c.
Huffman, M. at A.; T. B. Powell,
W. of Elk; G. McFatridge, X. of R.
md S.; A. J.. Perkins, /. G.; J. E. Ar
lold, O. G. c. j. Huffman was elected
rustee.
Mr. Harry Jarvis of Chrisman, ILL.,,
las been employed as travelling sales
& nan for the O, E. Haryick Jewelry
TO-
On Tuesday evening of last week
Iiss Ruby RIDDEN lour entertained the
RENDERS of the slack Cat Club and
heir gentleman fir ends. AT 500 the
ldies prize was on by Miss Gene
T. Beal and the 8 ntlemans by Mr.,
lifford Mathis. dainty luncheon
Fas served after the games.
Mrs. o. E. Simpson entertained the
Dung ladies' of the Black Cat Club
) o'clock tea on Tuesday evening,
zee. Z. The guests were delightfully."-
Entertained by the charming hostess.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

almost rust-destroyed iron. This we
shook and rolled about until We rec
ognized it as an old suit of armor.
Closer inspection disclosed toma-
hawk imbedded in the breast. and in
side werl the bones of the last wearer
! "a skeleton clad in armor."
And there before our eyes, as vivid
| as ever described in a sea-pirate story.
was a great iron-bound chest. Unsuc-
| cessful attempts to unfasten It's great
iron lock assured us that VT would
! have TO remove this to the hank TO
be able t. open It. But across the
top, in rust-corroded though yet read
able brass letters, was the following
Spanish inscription:
Area De Ell Ninfa Canto." The
chest of the Singing Nymph-and that
was the name of the ship-the Sing
ing Nynlph.
We were just making our way into
another part OF the vessel when calls
Of alarm from without arrested our
attention. Perhaps the bank was cav
| ing with the weight of the overhang-
ing vessel, or the rotting tlmbers
might be breaking but we had felt
no trelnor We rushed for the en-
trance-the grease lamp in the lead,
held aloft.
Coming above we beheld the girls
in breathless run toward the hacks
and the two boys that remained ex-
citedly urging MS to hurry for our
lives. Gaining the bank We heard a
terrific roar emanating from up the
| river 1t was great head rise"
sweeping down the river; a breast ~
water five feet high, such as often
comes down this stream when there
| is an excessive rainfall over its broad
area Of drainage-the great Staked
Plains.
We reached the hacks just in time
to turn and see the breast of water
envelop the old ship, the sand banR
| upon which it was moored gave way
YVES only a few seconds until the old
caravel rose from its centuries of rest
! and foated into midstream, the grease
| lamp cleaning from the bow like 6
| feeble headlight. II had not more
| than gained the center of the rive
| when 1t was drawn into whirlpool
| that at each turn wrenched some o
| It's decay'ng timbers, and then grea
| cottonwood log, coming down with al
| the momentum of the current, ram
med the old hulk, tearing it into in
Vulnerable pieces that hoated away a
debris on the red stream and that wa,
the last OF the Ninfa Canto
Our loss of the Nnfa Canto was d,
quick and as surprising as its discov
cry, all of which TRANSFERRED within
an hour. And there we stood-ths
entire party-watching the last piece.
of the old carayel drift out Of on
vision and not one single thing AS {
souvenir.
We drove home in the late, coo
afternoon with but few mishaps, bu
were confronted with the problem al
TO hos we were going to convince gu
friends as to the credibility of Oh
story. We had no proof whatever
They would be sure to smile and cal
it fish story" so we mutualll.
agreed, rather than be pronounced IN
truthful, to never tell anyone thu
story of the Ninfa Canto.
SO far as | know, no one has We
| told it, and | have been careful Il
call no ones name, and am mysel
writing under a nom de plume,-A
| c. Builder.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Alone in Saw Mill at Midnight

unmindful of dampness, drafts, storms
or cold, W. ]. Atkins worked as Night
Waterman at Banner Springs, Tenn.
Such exposure gave him severe cold
that settled on his lungs. At last he
had to give up work. He tried many
remedies but all failed till he used
DR.. Kings New Discovery after
using one bottle" he writes, 81 went
back to work as we'll as ever" Sc
we're Colds, stubborn Coughs, in
famed throats and sore lungs,
Hemorrhages, Crop and Whooping
Cough get quick and prompt cure from
this glorious medicine. SOC and $100,
guaranteed by all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
GOOD ATTENDANCE.
AT MEETING OF SUNDAY SCHOOL
ASSOCIATION AT METHODIST
CHURCH YESTERDAY.
A Great Deal of Interest Manifested
State Workers Eloquent Speakers
Heart ito Heart Talks.

The Cairo Sunday School Assocl~
ton held its monthly meeting yester
day at the First Methodist church
there being two sessions, one in the
afternoon and one in the evening
Judge Dewey presided at both SEES
sions, At the afternoon session, after
| a Bible study and prayer service
which was led by A. B. Turner, of the
Mems class at the Presbyterian
church, Mr.. Miller gave a talk on the
international Organized Adult Bib.
Glass and Mr.. Vernon followed, telling
of the value OF the International Glass
| Certificate. Both of these men are
business men and are giving their
time to help the movement through
out the state, and with this in view,
made tour OF the state, stopping at
ten cities and speaking on the Organ
lied Glass.
The meeting in the afternoon dealt
primarily with Mems classes and
quite number of the pastors, Sunday
school superintendent and teachers
were present 1t was a school for pas
tors and teachers drilling them in the
history of the emblem of the adult
classes and also the history of the
worldwide movement, from its ineep.
ton in Chicago, some six years ago,
until the present date. The meaning
of the emblem. the red and white but
ton, was also told those who attended
the afternoon session.
Despite the Indictment weather last
night, there was a large attendance at
that session, quite large number of
women being present. Judge Deewy
also presided at this meeting, the song
service and Bible lesson being led b.,
w. M. Hurt One subject on the
program, Organized Adult Eible
Classes-Do They Pay? Experiences
from Organized Classes" was dis
cussed at the afternoon session. The
theme for the evening was Winning
Men" Mr.. Vernon spoke on the sub
ject How to Win and Hold Men for
Our Classes" This talk was heart
to heart talk to the men and for the
men. and Mr.. Vernon illustrated it
with a good many of his experiences
during his work in the Organized
Glass line
Mr. Miller spoke, after a free will
offering had been taken up, on the
subject, THE Men of Illinois for the
Man of Galilee.' II was an eloquent
talk. and had lesson in it for the
teachers of Bible classes, whether
mems or womens classes. He re,
peated the story of the badge and its
significance. Regarding the organ
lied class work throughout the world,
he spoke of its rapid growth and IL
Illustrated from his wonderful store
house of experiences several Incl.
dents that occurred while he visited
some places and spoke of this won
derful work. The service closed with
a song by those present and the bene-
diction by Rev. Dee.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
FOR SALE.

WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION
ON DEC. 18TH, 1909. AT THE PREM.
Uses THE PROPERTY AT NO. 23os
WAsHINGTo ON AVENUE.
THIS PROPERTY CONSISTS OF
ONE LARGE DWELLING WITH 6
LOTS.
SALE WILL BE SUBJECT TO A
g PER CENT. MORTGAGE or $1,000
INTEREST PAID TO DATE.
TAXES PAID AS. FAR AS pos.
.sI5LE. ABSTRACT AND WAR.
RANTY DEED FURNISHED. GO
AND SEE PROPERTY. SALE AT 2
p. M. ]. q. WALL.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
FEW DOSES WILL REGULATE
THE KIDNEYS AND CURE THE
MOST SEVERE BLADDER MIS-

x
THE KIDNEYS AND CURE THE
MOST SEVERE BLADDER MIS-
cry.
After taking several doses, all
. ms in the back sides or loins,
IN backache or bladder misery, can
ord to leave Pape's Diuretic I'M
ed.
After taking eseveral does. all
Inns in the mack, sides or loins,
eumatic twinges, nervousness, head
be. sIeeplessness, infamed or
ollen eyelids, dizziness, tired or
brn-out feeling and other symptoms
clogged, sluggish kidneys simply
hish.
Uncomfortable urination ESPECIALLY
night, smarting, discolored water
4 all bladder misery ends.
rhe moment you suspect the slight
kidney or bladder disorder. or feel
eumatisn pains, don't continue to
miserable or worried, but get a
y.cent treatment of Pape's Diuretie
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Brought Their Relations.

Small Nettie, seeing some large In
sects on the back porch, asked what
they were, and was told that they were
ants. The next morning she discov-
cred a number OF small ants among
the large ones, and exclaimed; "Oh,
mamma, the aunts have bringed their
little nieces with them today"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
A Vital Question.

Little Eugene, aged three, is the
baby Of the family. One night, after
having had his supper and being put
to bed, he propounded to his mother
the question: Mamma. who got my
supper for me when you were l!ttlef"
--Lippincott's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
. Wowl

This play In its intensity" said
the go-out.between-the-acts young
man. fairly takes my breath away"
Y only wish At would" gloomily re-
marked the Indy In the next seat
Red Hen.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Once Was EnouQn.

Magistrate tdischarglng prisoner)---
Now. then. would advise you to
keep away from bad company" Pris-
oner (feeiingly) THANK you. sir.
You won't see me here agalu, Lip
pincott's,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Wasted Education.

A clerk In New York law office
was discharged because he tried TO
haze new Office boy. What's the
use OF having a college education II
you can't use 1t In your business'--
Buffalo Express.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Preferences,

(which would you rather do-shove
snow or run lawn mower.
Shovel snow, When I'm doing tha
it's too cold for my wife to sit on tn,
porch and boss the job"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
He Knew.

The Young Doctor--When you hay,
a case you cant cure whom do yo'
call in for consultation?
The Old Doctor--The undertaken
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

Little WilIie-Say, Pa, what Ii
meant by the law of demand and sup
ply?
Pa-Take the coal dealer, for ex-
ample, my son. About this time OF
the year he demands the money and
we supply it.--Chicago News,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
oranos and lemon Trees.

An average orange tree produces
20 900 oranges and an average lemon
,ree 5000 lemons.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

AS general rule roots extend on
each side of tree to distance equal
the height Of the tree itself.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
One Mans Idea.

No an should write poetry unit
he is fully matured."
Right. And after that. he'll b
~-nc-~e1 tc"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Worth kncwluu

One who can use technical terms
IN discussing art or music has a big
advantage In society,