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The Detroit times., 1909-05-07

Darber Calls Blum and Amputates
Mans Whiskers In Buggy.

Mans WhIskers IN Buggy.
KALAMAZOO. May e.-An enter
|, arising west Main-st. barber managed
! y advertise his shop In a rather
{. nniQue way when he shaved patron
4. Jerome Shear In the front of his shop
. II buggy. and In the presence OF an
X AMUSED crowd OF on-lookers.
II want q shave" said Shear. driv-
Z mG up In his buggy.
Come in and get II: we've got lots
n n 'em left" said the white vested
: oonsorial artist. removing the comb
from behind his left ear.
mo. I've not got time returned
/. Dhear, "and I can't leave my horse.
!. You come out here and shave me-"
OF course II was q blur. but the
3arber stayed with II. In a minute
Fhter he emerged from the shop with
Ill the tools Of the profession. climb
"a into the buggy and shaved his Gus
lomer. who left his hat, collar and
Nat on. and kept the reins In his
I hand.
what would you do, old man. II
the nag should take II into her head
to run away just a. the razor slides
]. over your Adams apple?" asked a by
SANDER.
But the Job was finished without
0ishap- Shear paid his fare and
drove on.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07

A recently-opened section OF the
pekin. Kaigan railway in China rises
1900 feet In the first 10 miles.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07

wm. r. Jones. AZ. and Mrs.. Caroline
Witham Are Summoned.

FLINT. May 6.--Two persons died
In the same house. No. 7s5 McFarlan.st..
within few minutes OF each other.
and each was a member OF a separate
family. They were william r. Jones,
AZ years old. and Mrs. Caroline Wit.
ham, who was SO.
Mr.. Jones had been III for the past
nine weeks. lie was born In New
York and came to Michigan with his
parents AT an early date. the family
settling on a farm near Laingsburg.
There Mr.. Jones continued To reside
until he moved TO Flint four years
ago.
Mrs. Witham, whose death occurred
shortly after that OF Mr.. Jones. had
been III only week from pneumonia
She was born In Seneca Falls. n. V.
Sept. I. 1890, and was married at the
age OF rs years TO William Witham.
They came to Michigan Is years later.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
PHYSICIAN SUES FOR FEE.
Or. Maria Everett Wants s25 for Al.
tending Miss kast.

DIR. Maria A. Everett was plaintifi
in suit heard by Justice DeGaw,
Thursday. In which she brought sui,
to recover SIS from Gustave Kast and
Mrs. Marguerite Doherty. the latter OF
No. 357 vinewood-ave.. for services
rendered Miss Kast. the ls-yearold
daughter OF one OF the defendants.
The plaintiff was engaged by Mrs,
Dohertyl who, II was testified. prom
.sed 10 pay her provided the father
OF the girls child refused The nurse
admitted she had never asked the
young man for her pay. and the case
was adjourned for a week 10 give her
time TO make the demand Mrs. DO
herty repeated her promise In court,
that II the young man didn't hand over
the amount she would. Mr. Kast also
added that IL Mrs. Doherty didn't pay
he would.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
PERFORM RARE OPERATION.
Murderer's vertebras to BE Punetured
for Evidence OF Insanity. IN

BOSTON. May BY A measure alb
solutely new In criminal nistory. ches-
ter Jordan. convicted OF the premed'
iiated MURDER OF his wife. Honora.
may escape the chair. The evidence
OF insanity needed Is to be drawn frori
lis spine by what Is known as tue
Lumbar puncture. IL paiesis germs
are discernihle In his spinal huid when
under q miscroscope he will probably
escape the deadly electrodes.
Tho celebrated necrologisls who are
to perform this operation are DR.
Frank w. Page. of Boston, and Dr.
William H. Mcdonald. Jr,. OF Provi'
dtnce.
Tie Lumbar puncture operation con
sists OF the injection OF the nypodermie
nc, die into the lower lumbar YER
tehrac. the lower so-callcd "spools
that make up the spinal column, II Is
ht tween these that the spinal fuid is
10 be found In its creates, quantities.
Joh Printiux done right, rimes Print
lar Co.. Is John r. st Phone 1873.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
MICHIGAN PATIENTS.

WASHINGTON. ID. c., May g.
Michigan patents were issued yester'
dsy a follows: B. Boeswinkle, Grand
Rapids, folding table; c. l.. Conn, a.
signor to Electric Metal Working &C.,
Detroit. metallic vessel; H. z. Conn,
aseignor TO Detroit Motor
Co.. Dotroit, combined sediment cup,
.o(rainer and drain plug: J. Eklund. as.
Ngnor 70 st. Joseph Iron works. 81.
Joseph. crate aide machine: N. Eng.
.lish. Detroit steam trap; A. J. Farmer.
Detroit, means for extracting the con
Tents OF bottles: j. Finch, Albion,
Kate: r. =. Gray. Hardy. Mcclure.
vehicle spring; o. r. HinIz. assignor
10 Fafranud Organ Co., Detroit, adjust.
1b1e tracker for plano PLAYERS; J. G..
yHluz. Detroit. oil burner: Il. Hun, as
I1fGDor to Packard Motor Car Co., De-
Eftolt, motor vehicle: F. Jutrash, Lee
<0rium, trap: A. Lamont and L. @.
<4oro, Detroit, timing device for ex.
4 hive engines; Z. f. Lancaster. Pc
&6Ukey, concrete construction; W. G..
7ohie. Detroit, bristle feeding means
brush making machines: o. n.
ndborg. Grand Rapids, gun sight:
Lucier, Detroit, clamp; F. W. Mac.
o<0N. Adrian, artificial tooth: G.
no1lo. Adrian, assignor. by Mesne
<rmments TO Rolfe Electric Co.
~ kooter, N. Y. electrical protective
<vico: B. Siegel. Detroit. garment dis
~ rock: J. II. Sullivan. Grand Rap.
fk6tening device for molds; ID.
Srnor. Bronson. assignor OF one-sixth
y. n. Ecker, Mendon. ". Y, ane
-fnird 20 J. N. Neal. Coldwater
~ nprfnk wheel: II. ID. Wilson
- cabbage core rsrrdder and
11ne machine; J. r. winkler
~ 11tf6. inter box: Ia A. Young
<r6lf, tufting button for cushio-
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
MILITIA OFFICER ARRESTED.
Former Adjutant-osnsrai Hamiito
Accused Of Shortage.

" OLYMPIA. wash. May e.-Former
Adjutaat-0 General Ortis Hamilton, of
Seattle, accused OF the endorsement
of the funds Of the Warrington militia,
lgunder arrest today pending the rails,
Ing Of $4,000 bonds by his attorneys.
Hamilton was arrested following the
discovery Of shortage In his account.
Il II reported today that the amount
~ shortage % far discovered Ia s45.-
US. In reply 10 direct question to-
day Hamilton said he did not know
how much he was short but thought
1t might amount to $4,000"
He refused to discuss Mrs.. Haxel
Moore. OF Seattle. on whom he Ia al.
eyed to have squandered the money.
Re declined to say where the money
went
Mrs. Moore prepared to leave Sc
attic today for San Francisco. She re-
n1sed TO discuss Hamilton's arrest.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07

N Tho above telegram from Justice
turton, OF the federal circuit court OF
oppeaIs in Cincinnati. received In re-
j0opse to IN inquiry from The Times.
Duts the kibosh on the telegraphic ad.
)loos printed In the morning papers
% the erect that an appointment had
hoon made but that the name OF the
now clerk would be withheld until an
bounced by Judge Swan.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
RESTRICT SALE OF
LIQUOR TO VETERANS
ssioonIsts Agree to Comply With Re-
quest Of colored Raee--No Sales
to habItuais.

1~~@e " ~stS' W Ne~S"t~S ~e'~~
TO Habituals.
GRAND RAPIDS. May s.--col. Jud.
son r. Rice. the new commandant at
the Soldiers home. Is starting In on
one Of the many reforms he hopes TO
put into effect at the home for the
good OF the veterans. He paid a visit
to all the liquor dispensing places out
side OF the city where the old soldiers
go quite frequently. Quiet talks were
had with the saloonists with reference
to selling liquor 10 the old veterans
and after the conferences all agreed
with Col. Rice that in every case
where a soldier insisted on more
drinks than were for his good they
would refuse to serve them. ~
A decisive stand will be taken In
reference TO selling liquor to soldiers
for the purpose OF getting them intox-
icated. There will be no objection TO
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
Men XIII Zach Other.

4xFIELD. KY. May Elm tho
= ~ the Widow Bynam. in the
&Hnrt of this county. carly today
wiley and Joe Bynum killed
1hHr with pistols. Tho trouble
~ Is the Killing was me renewal
&11 feud between them. Two
- xors enacted near the BY.
2 6u,o last year. and Wiley was
been tried At this term os
charges Of shooting.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
KILLS SELF IN RIVER.
Police Believe Isaac 3. ellis Jumped
Into Water at Port Huron. y

PORT HURON. Mich. May g.
(speciai.l- plunge and splash.
the waves roll on and all Is over"
The finding OF a note with the above
words In the handwriting OF Isaac Il.
Ellis. aged 65 years, led to the belief
this morning that the aged man had
committed suicide by jumping into 81.
Clair river. Ellis coat and hat were
found on the river bank, He left his
home about 6 O'Clock this morning.
stating that he was going TO Bay City
TO Investigate a pension that was due
him. The police are now dragging the
river
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
SUBMIT ANNUAL REPORTS.
National President and Treasurer Ad
dress otesI workers.

National President McArdle. OF
piftsburg, read his annual report In
Thursday session Of the annual CON
vention Of the Amalgamated Associa
ton Of Iron. Steel and Tin Workers
In session here. He was followed by
Becrotary Treasurer Williams, also OF
Pittsburg. who delivered his annual re
port. Although the sessions are clos
Cd, II In stated that the reports Of last
year compare most favorably with
Hose of previous years. The commit
tees expect to get down to work with
In few days when the chief business
the discussion Of new wage scale
will be taken up.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
suppressed Divorce suits.

Suppressed suits for divorce were
filed Thursday by Frank q. VS.. Clara
Stimson. and Florence vs.. George w.
DeWolf
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07

Joh printiux done right, Time. Print.
lag Co.. Is John R--st Phone 1875.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07

Michigan leads the states In the sail
industry. with New York a close sec
ond.
The Detroit times., 1909-05-07
d 0HE NAMED YET.
B0R HlRsHl's JOB
usties Lurton Wires The Times
khat Applicants Will be Considered
( Further Before Appointments
ri Made.

Cincinnati. o., May Q.
Times, pstrslt, Mich:
4 No suceeesor 70 Marsha has yet
4 ben appointed and Will not pc
until further consideration OF
eoms ~ the applicants.
LuRToN, Circuit Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
Science Again Scores on Thief.

science Again SCORES OF IHiCIs
And now it seems that the man with
the brick may have to turn his atten-
tiOns to something else than the jew
elers window if he's to make an aesy
getaway with some one else's portable
property.
Consul William Bardell has reported
from Rheims that French inventor
has come out with new burglar
proof plate glass, absolutely transpar-
ent at thickness of one inch and yet
which will resist a machinist's ham
mer long enough for a sleepy copper
a block away to run up and interfere.
Jacketed revolver bullets may be fired
against the plate without breaking
through. In one test a heavy piece OF
cast iron was hurled against the glass,
breaking through to the extent OF only
two or three square inches.
The ordinary plate glass may have
three or four square feet smashed
through with a common brick carried
in a handbag or wrapped up as pa
per parcel Practically the seven
eighths inch to one inch glass is gUrg.
lar proof-until such time as the en-
terprising felon discovers some effec'
tive substitute for the brick.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03

should have the best.
Sold by druggists in
ffty-cent and one-do1-
lar sizes. You may
have a sample bottle
by mail free, also a
toatr1nh1et telling Won
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
SOME TRAGEDIES OF HISTORY
Transplanted Tribes Completely Wiped
from the Earth-Fate of the
Jutlanders.

A commencement has been made in
a most remarkable and long talked-of
enterprise. This is nothing less than
the transplanting of the Lapps from
Lapland, where they are a dying race,
to Labrador, where it is hoped they
will flourish and increase.
Whether these hopes will be justi-
fed or not remains to be seen. Sim
liar experiments in the past have sell
dom been wholly successful and some
have resulted disastrously
The Doukhobors, for instance, who,
in 1899, were transported to the num-
Der of 5000 or 5000 from their homes
in southern Russia to the Canadian
northwest, were for a time in dire
straits. They also behaved erratically,
marching naked through The snow, and
abandoning their f1ocks and herds to
the wolves. They are now, however.
reported to be settling down and do
ing better.
On the other hand, the attempt
made, some 80 years ago, to transplant
the Roskolnikis of the Don country to
q ACW nOIlO lnclI w dO 0uppOOOQ " nav
been found for them in eastern Tur-
kestan, resulted in one of the most
CHASTITY tragedies.
The huge caravan lost its way in the
desert, and was never heard of again,
the probability being that hunger and
thirst, combined with the attacks of
nomad robbers, were responsible for
the deaths of the entire party.
Equally dreadful was the fate that
befell the 10000 Jutlanders transplant
ed to the east coast of Greenland by
Queen Margaret of Sweden. At first
they f1ourished exceedingly. Villages
were founded, churches and schools
were built and bishop was appointed.
Then, one year, the ice pack broke
loose from the remote northern seas
and came to a standstill along the
coast opposite the settlements in a
belt so miles broad.
All communication with the open
sea was thus cut off. The settlers
were unable to obtain supplies, and in
the end they persisted down to the
very last man.-Stray Stories.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
She Was Pleasantly Surprised.

Miss FL. E. Bell, Wausau. Wis.
writes: Before I commenced to
take Foley's Kidney Pills I had
severe pains in my back. could not
sleep, and was greatly troubled with
headache The first few doses of
Foley's Kidney Pills gave me relief,
and two bottles cured me. The quick
results surprised me, and can honest
ly recommend them" J. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03

your kidneys are weak or out of order,
you can understand how quickly your en-
tire body is affected and how every organ
seems to fail to do its duty.
If you are sick or "fee1 badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
Ki1mer's Swamp-Root. A trial will con-
vince you of its great merit.
The mild and immediate effect of
Swamp-ROOt, the great kidney and
bladder remedy, is soon realized. It
stands the highest because its remarkable
health restoring properties have been
proven in thousands of the most distress
ing cases. If you need a medicine you
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03

Send IOc., name of paper and this ad. Tor our
beautiful Savings Bank and Child's Sketch-Book.
Each bank contains Good Luck Penny
SCOTT & BOVINE, 400 Pearl ST.. New York
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
Filling the Bill.

Being in want of a steady, reliable
servant a lawyer advertised as fol-
lows: 'Wanted-A girl with simple
tastes; must not be extravaganza; no
fashy clothes; not Eighty; mustn't
CAD about or exchange remarks with
any casual pedestrian Some friend
sent him a baby
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03

how to find out if you have kidney or
bladder trouble Mention this paper
when writing to DR.. Ki1mer g Co.,
Binghamton, N Y. Don't make any mis-
take, but remember the name, Swamp
Root, and don't let a dealer sell you
something in place of Swamp-Root-if
you do you will be disappointed.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
EDWARD SALOM0N- 1852 1864.

Solomon the Halbersadt Prussia Aug H.
settling ManiOwO Wis
school and served county surveyor and as clerk of the circuit court In
leading member of the Milwaukee
Immediately
his
In
candidate
retired Frankfort still living
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
Conserving Child Lie.

1t Is much more important that we
care for the children who are born
than that we should indulge in the
notion that vast increase in popu-
latiop is of value.-Philadelphi In
quirer.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
Close Acouaintance.

eyes. SIR said the eminent hunter,
'I know African lions like book. You
can't tell me anything about them"
"How intimately do you know
them?" yawned his friend.
'Well, one ate me up once"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
Radical Cure for Inebriety.

A radical cure for inebriety is at
tributed to Zaleucus, who fiourished
about 500 B. C. He ordered that any
invalid who took wine in contraven-
ton of his physicians orders should
be put to death. This story is interest
ing as showing an attitude toward al
coholic beverages supposed to be ultra
modern
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
A Ginger.

"Bliggins used to say he admired
a clinging woman. Did he marry
one?" Eyes. She hangs on to every
cent of h's salary "-Exchspge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03

Therefore, If kidney
trouble is permitted to
continue, serious re-
suits are most likely
to follow. Your other
organs may need at
tention, but your kid
neys most, because
they do most and
should have attention
first. Therefore, when
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by Over Work.

Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
Weak and unhealthy kidneys are re-
sponsible for much sickness and suffering,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-11-03
The Spirit of the Season.

Comes the May with gentle fingers.
Softly touches she our hearts,
Rouses what of love there fingers,
S0othes the pains and heals the smarts
Springs the blossoms to the branches.
Bursts the leaves from out the buds,
Drops the petals, avalanches,
Pours the perfumes out in floods.
Sing the birds in ringing chorus,
Wave the cleaning polished blades,
Whistle now the wild winds DER us,
Blowing toward the grassy glades.
Comes the May with soft insistence,
Bearing balm in both her hands,
Breaking down our harsh resistance,
Binding us with subtle bands.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-15
ACT QUICKLY.
Delay Has Been Dangerous in Frank.
lin.
A. j. DELAHOUSSAYE,
FRANKLIN, LA.

Do the right thing at the right time
Act quickly in times of danger.
Backache is kidney danger.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly
Cure all distressing. dangerous kid
ney ills.
Plenty of evidence to prove this.
Adolph F. Mestayer, S. Iberia ST.,
New Iberia. La, says: ''Pains in
the small of my back and various
parts of my body caused me a great
deal of suffering for four or five
months. | attributed this trouble to
the nature of my work which obliges
me to be on my feet a great part of
the time. tired numerous remedies
and consulted a physician but found
no relief until used Doan's Kidney
Pills. AS soon as | commenced tax
ing this remedy, | noticed its good
effects and by the time | had finished
the contents of two boxes, all pain in
my back had ceased and the kidney
'secretions had been restored to their
natural condition. I feel that | am
we'll justified in endorsing Doan's
Kidney Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take nc other.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-15
CHARTER OF
The Gulf Timber Co., Limited.
State of Louisiana,
Parish Of st. Mary. !

Before me, Chas. j. Boatper, a Notary
Public, duly commissioned and qualified
in and for said Parish and State, in pre-
sence of the witnesses hereinafter named
and undersigned, personally came and
appeared, Thomas Bodin, J Chester F.
Morrison and Elisha B. Spiller, all resi-
dents Of said Parish and State, who de-
clared that, availing themselves of the
laws of the State of ouisiana relative to
the formation Of corporations, and es-
pecially of Act Number 36 OF 1888 and Act
Number 7S of 1904. of the General Assem-
bly, Of Louisiana, they do by these presents
constitute, organize and form themselves
into corporation for a term of fifty years
from this date, under the name Of THE
the domicile whereof is fixed in the town
of Franklin, Parish Of st. Mary, State of
Louisiana, where citation shall be served
on it's President.
The objects and purposes of this corpor-
alton are declared to be, the manufacture
and sale of cross ties; buying and selling
timber and timber lands; conducting q
general saw mill business; and e; nerally
to carry on such business as may be in
cidental to or necessary or proper for con-
Quoting any business for which this cor
pOratiOn is created.
3.
The capital stock of this corporation is
hereby fixed at ten thousand dollars ($10.-
O00.00) divided into one hundred (1OO)
shares of the par value Of one hundred
dollars t$1O0.00) each; all stock TO be paid
for in cash or real or personal property in
such manner as may be determined by
the board of directors.
The corporation may begin business as
soon as fifty per cent of its capital stock
is subscribed and paid for. No stock.
holder shall sell his stock to persons who
are not stockholders until aftar xthirty
days written notice to each kholder,
who shall, during such period. nAve a right
to purchase such stock In preference to
others.
The affairs of this corporation shall be
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-15
NO. 8.

| sioners, elected from among the stock.
holders by a majority of the stock rep
! resented at the stockholders meeting at
which the dissolution is voted.
Thus done and and passed at my office
| in the Town of Franklin, La, in the
presence OF 5. }. Gates and T.. j. Flemming
competent witnesses, by the parties and
me, notary, on this Sth of April, 1909.
THOS. BODIN, Is 3-4 Shares
CHESTER F. MORRISON, 1SS. Shares Shares
f. b. SPILLER, % 1-2 Shares
Witnesses:
STERLING j. GATES
L. j. FLEMING.
&. j. BoATNER, Notary Public,
Upon examination Of the foregoing
charter, | am of the opinion that the pur-
poses and objects Of the corporation, as
specified in said act, are legal, and that
none of the provisions thereof are contrary
to law.
Franklin, La, April 14th, 1909.
r. NJ. MILLING,
Dist. Atty. 23rd Jud. Dist. of La.
State of Louisiana.
Parish of st. Mary.
Office of Parish Recorder.
Thereby certify that an act of incorpor-
alton of THE GULF TIMBER COMPANY,
LIMITED, passed before c. J. Boatner,
Notary Public of the Parish of st Mary,
on the Sth day of April, 1909, was filed for
record in my office, on April 14th, 1909,' in
Book 81 OF Mortgages on page....... Entry
No. "a, l53 of the records of the Parish of
st. Mary. State of Louisiana.
Witness my hand and the impress of nv
official seal of office this 14th day of April,
1909.
W. s. OSTHEIMER,
Dy. Clerk and eX-Officio Recorder, St.
Mary Parish, La.
A true copy of the original
La. April 14th, 1909.
c. j. BoATNER, Notary Public.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-15
NOTICE..

FRANKLIN. La, April %, 'O9.
For the purpose of electing Di-
rectors for the ensuing year and
for the transaction of any business
that might be brought up, the an
nual meeting of the stockholders
Of the L P. Patout Co, Ltd, will
be held on Monday, May 10th,
1909, at 2 O'Clock p. M, in the
office of Messrs. Borah & Himel,
Franklin, La
A. j. SUBERBIELLE,
Secretary.