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The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
DOUGLAS Jerrold's Wit.

On the first night of the representa-!
ton of Jerrold's pieces successfully
adaptor from the French rallied him
on his nervousness
a." said the adapter, never feel
nervous on the first night of my,
pieces"
"Ah, my boy" Jerrold replied, you
are always certain of success. Your
pieces have all been tried before
He was sorely disappointed with a
certain book written by one of his
friends. This friend heard that Jer-
rold had expressed his disappoint.
ment and questioned him: Il hear
you said - was the worst book |
ever wrote"
NO | didn't" came the answer; Il
said it was the worst book anybody
ever wrote"
OF a mistaken philanthropst Jer-
rold said he was 80 benevolent, so
merciful a mamie would have held
an umbrella over a duck in a shower
Of rain. '-Argonaut
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Why We Are Stronger.

The old Greeks and Romans were
great admirers of health and strength;
their pictures and statuary made the
muscles of the men stand out like
cords.
AS a matter of fact we have ath.
letes and strong mcn-men fed on
fine strength making food such as
Quaker Oats--that would win in any
contest with the old Roman or Greek
champions.
It's matter of food. The finest food
for making strength of bone, muscle
and nerve is fine oatmeal. Quaker
Oats is the best because it is pure, no
husks or stems or black specks. Farm.
ers' wives are finding that by feeding
the farm hands plentifully on Quaker
Oats they get the best results in work
and economy. If you are convenient
to the store. buy the regular size pack.
ages: If not near the store buy the
large size family package.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Notices of a Queen.

Her majesty, the queen of Portugal,
pins her faith, 1t is said, to the follow
Ing notices:
Keep out of doors all you can
Breathe outdoor air. live in 1t, revel
in it. Don't shut yourself up. Build
your houses so that the air supply
is good, Throw away your portieres
and bric.a.brac. Don't have useless
tribes about you.
Have a favorite form of exercise
and make the most of it. Ride on
horseback If you can; cycle If you can
not get a horse; do anything to get
out in the open air.
Don't ovcreat. Drink little and let
that little be pure. Don't try to
dress too much, yet dress as well as
you are able. Wear everything you
can to make yourself lovely.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Rob Safe in Store of $50.

Wymore Neb. - The store Of the
Wymore Drug company was entered
early Thursday morning and $50 was
taken from the safe and cash regis
ter Entrance was gained through
a screen door by cutting the screen
and raising the hook and taking a
pane of glass from the other door
and turning the key, which had been
left in the lock. The combination of
the safe was manipulated and the
safe opened that way. The inner
cash drawer. which is a combination
lock affair, had been left open. The
work is supposed to have been done
by professionals at the business or
by some one familiar with the store
and the combination to the safe. No
clue has been obtained.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
PRESSED HARD
Coffee's Weight on Old Age.

When prominent men realize the In.
furious effects of coffee and the change
in health that Postum can bring, they
are glad to lend their testimony for
the benefit of others.
A superintendent Of public schools in
North Carolina says:
MY mother since her early child
hood, was an inveterate coffee drinker
and had been troubled with her heart
for a number of years, and COM
planned of that weak all over feeling
and sick stomach.
"Some time ago was making an Of
fetal visit to a distant part of the
country and took dinner with one of
the merchants of the place. ! no.
ticed somewhat peculiar flavor of
the coffee, and asked him concerning
it. He replied that it was Postum.
Il was so pleased with it, that after
the meal was over, ! bought a pack
age to carry home with me, and had
wife prepare some for the next meal.
The whole family liked it so well, that
we discontinued coffee and used
Postum entirely.
Il had really been at times very anx.
ious concerning my mothers condition,
but we noticed that after using
Postum for a short time, she felt so
much better than she did prior to its
use, and had little trouble with her
heart and no sick stomach; that the
headaches were not so frequent, and
her general condition much improved.
This continued until she was as well
and hearty as the rest of us,
81 know Postum has benefited my
self and the other members of the fam
lily. but not in so marked a degree as
in the case of my mother, as she was
a victim of long standing"
Read THE Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs.
There's q Reason"
Ever read the above letter: new
one appears from time 20 time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
interest.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Sheer white goods, In TACT, any fin

Sheer white goods, In TACT, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much Of
their attractiveness to the way they
are Numbered, this being done In O
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiifen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
No Snort Haul for Him.

This is where you get off" said the
railroad conductor
But haven't rid fur enough" said
the Billville man.
Cant help that. You cant go any
further on this ticket"
"My friend" said the man, its the
furst time | ever rid on a railroad
train, an ef you amt a better man
than what / am I'm a-goin to set right
here till | see whar the road ends. |
know it must end somere, an I'm curl.
Gus to see whar. Here's one more
dollar. Now, so long an let me
alone!"
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
What's the Matter with Baby?

81 wonder what makes baby cry
so?" said the first friendly person.
Perhaps a pin is annoying It," ven
tured another
"Or else it's hungry" said third
"Or teething," said another you
can't do anything for that"
Jaw, look at the way he's kicking
and see how his little fists are doubled
up" put in Bobby. He wants some
body of his own size to fight with,
that's what he wants"
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Physicians Recommend CastOria

AST0RTA has met with pronounced favor the part physicians pharma-
~ uCal societies and medical authorities 1t is used by physicians with
results gratifying The extended of Castoa is nquestnaby the
result Of three s fThe mdisutabe evidence that it harmless:
not only aays stomach pains and quets the nerves. but assm
m the food 7t agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil
absolutely SAFE does not contain any Opium Morphine other narcotic
and does not up unlike Soothing sps Bemans Drops Godes
Cordial This is good deal for Medical Journal Our duty how
expose danger and record the Of advancing health The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed ignorance ought to end 10
knowledge Castoa remedy which produces and health
regulating the yom-nOt by Supplying and readers entitled to
the iniOrmaiOn.-AuN,s 0f Le0lM.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
a Queer Malady.

Sprigg went TO a noted physician to
ask advice as to his health. In POM
pous tones he addressed the Decor:
"I-ah-- have come to-ah-ask
you-ah-what - what is 49, ali - the
doosid mattaw with me-ah!"
81 find that your heart is affected"
said the physician, gravely.
"Oh-ah-anything else--ah?"
Yes; your lungs are affected, too"
ing-ah-else-ah?
YES; your manners are also af.
fected,"
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
officers are Elected.

Hastings, Neb. At business
meeting of the Seventh Day Advent
lists held Thursday morning the fol.
lowing officers were elected: Elder
A. r. Robinson. president of the con.
ference; Elder c. II. Miller of
Wayne, vice-president: NJ. +. Ellis,
secretary; Miss Anna NJ. Peterson,
treasurer. This is Elder Robinson's
sixth term as president.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Welded Fifty.four Years.

Nebraska City, Neb. - Wednesday
Mr.. and Mrs. c. c. Hall celebrated
their fifty-fourth wedding anniyer-
sary. They were married in this city
and have since made 1t their home.
They are the oldest couple in the
state that were married here. Both
their married daughter, Mrs. j. e.
Summers.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Vote Down Proposition.

Sutton, Neb.-The city election TO
vote $4,000 for extension of the
waterworks system and the purchase
of electric light plant resulted in a
defeat by a much larger majority
than that of the first election. 1t
was practically the same proposition
that was defeated once before. The
voters considered the amount asked
to be excessive.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and 1t will be a positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Troubles Of People on Venus.

Inhabitants of Venus, IL there are
any, must feel it extremely difficult to
establish units of time. Venus always
turns the same face toward the sun;
so the planet has no dPy, and the
lack of a moon deprive It of a month.
Finally, it has no year, for its axis of
rotation is perpendicular to the plane
circular.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
The "Rlack.Handn Business.

Mrs. Bart-My husband got a letter
to-day saying something dreadful
would happen II he didn't send the
writer "A sum of money.
Mrs. Smart-My husband gets
dunned for his bills, too.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
a Rarn Gnnlt Ihlnn

"Am using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, ana
can truly say 1 would not have been with
out II so long, had ! known the relief IL
would give my aching feet / think IL
rare good thing for anyone having sore
or tired feet.-Mrs. Matilda HoltWert,
Providence, II. l." Sold by all Druggists.
25C. Ask to-day.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Sub Rosa.

She-She told me you told her that
secret told you not to tell her
He-The mean thing! told her
not to tell you told her.
She--I promised her wouldn't tell
you she told me, so don't tell her
told you.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

Gimlet-Fibbs claims to have caught
catfish weighing 80 pounds down
in the creek, does he? Well, it's safe
to say he's lying to the extent of about
10 pounds.
Hammer--Not If he hears you say it.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
The Most unkindest Cut.

First Guide-Were you ever shot
for deer?
Second Guidc--Worse; | was snap
shOttcd once.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

When girl orders flowers sent
home it's a sign that she expects the
neighbors TO think some man sent
them.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

Fremont, Neb. - For the second
time in eight days an unknown man
has been crushed to death under a
Union Pacific train in Dodge county
and his body and clothing is so badly
mutilated as to make Identification
impossible The second instance of
frightful accident by which a
stranger was ground to pieces came
to light Wednesday morning at
North Bend, when members of a
freight crew found bits of flesh
strewn along the track just east of
the town. Presently they found an
arm. Later other pieces of a man.
gled body were picked up.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

If a girl admires young man and
keeps him at distance, it's either be.
cause she is bashful or because she
has been eating onions.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

"Alas!" moaned the egg on the
kitchen table, waiting for the cooks
beater, give every man his dessert
and which of us escapes whipping
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

Watch any man long enough and
you will see him do something he
ought TO be ashamed of,
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Enrolment Shows Increase.

Schuyler, Neb.-The city schools
have opened with an increased en-
rollment. The high school depart
ment starts with the following fac.
ulty: Prof Charles Arnot, superin-
tendent; r. o. Brownell, principal,
with Miss Daisy Simmons and f. G..
Gramp as assistants. Miss Simmons
will have charge of the Latin and
German,
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

Smokers also like Lewis Single Binder
cigar for it's purity. II is never doped,-
only tobacco in its natural state.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

It's the judgment of many smokers that
Lewis Single Binder &c cigar equals in
quality most Zoe cigars
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Where Rice Excels,

MY mamma says that rice is a bet.
ter food than wheat"
why Is it?"
Because Of the food elephants II
contains"
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Good for Sore Eyes,

for 100 years PETrIT'S EYE SALVE has
positively cured eye diseases everywhere
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. y
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16

Woman thinks she will be mans SUI
perior when she gets her rights.
The Red Cloud chief. [volume] (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, 1909-09-16
Mrs. WlnsIow's soothlng syrnp.

For children Ieethiug, sofens the gums, reduces In
fammaton. alayB pain, cureB wind collie 25c bottle
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
FINE DECORATIONS
IN union STATION
Most BcautifuI interior i'll
Utah is Now Nearing
Completion.

The finest piece Of interior decoration
10 be seen in Utah is now being com
plctod at 4 cost of over S2O.Oop, WIN
in the main waiting room of Tn" Union
station. The old NapolcoDic style mas
been adopted, with rich and striking
effects In place of bare white ON the
walls and columns, viii be dellvatc
tintS of blue and gold.
The large half oval al the south end
of the room, measuring 30XlS feet, VIII
show a scene Of the oX.tcams coming
down out Of Emigration canyon INTO
the Salt Lake valley, The subject ils
Tho Age Of the Pioneers, and Is
dated lS47.
Tho opposite arch, on the north end
OF the room. will show Driving the
Last Spike. Il picture OF the connect
ing OF the first rails across the CONT
ncnt. This is dated 1869, aud IN con
IraSt with It's companion picture shows
the wonderful development that took
place in Utah within twenty-five years,
These mural paintings will be the best
in the state, according to those III
charge.
On the west side of the room are
five stained glass windows, The Five
Sisters some one has called them,
picturing the following subjects;
Buffalo, smcltcr, railroad, stage coach,
and pony express. These windows ar
rived IN Salt Lake several days ago,
aad Wednesday men were busy putting
lhnm i'm nlacc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
E, s. o. TO PLACE BIG
ORDER FOR LOCOMOTIVES

With the enormous business that
manufacturers have been booking from
railroads during the past few months.
which has forced industrial activity
into very high pressure for produc,
tiou there is now added another total
of $S.650OOO for railroad equipment
alone, all Of which has come out during
the past week.
The Baltimore d Ohio. the Eric aud
the Norfolk & Western railroads have
arranged for Il total Of 30 locomotives,
at an approximate value of S4,650, 600.
and the New York Central system has
arranged for 1000 steel cars with an
approximate value of S4,O00,OO0. This
new business. piled on top Of a total of
100000 steel cars and lllG locomotives
thus far placed, shows the tremendous
in.Iucnc" that railroads have on thc
revival Of general business activity
throughout the country.
The largest order for locomotives
ever placed nj one time 10y any road is
Ia be distributed bv the Baltimore *
Ohio among the leading locomotive
works % thc country. l. calls for a
total OF $50 machines of various types,
incjHGiEg passenger. freight and switch
engines. ard is intended to fortify the
comua1v against congestion along It's
lines iUriu" the heavy freight move
meat that all reads lock for with the
opening of the ucw year.
This order WAS announced rather
euardcdlr. bu' Che estimates for the
building ~ the engines are in the hands
Of nc officials Of the road. and there
i. unusual interest shown among the
locomotive builders regarding the
awardic" Of The contracts. which are
c>Ue,ted 10 bc divided among the var:-
UUs companies and shops. 10 hasten de-
liyc"ius as much rs possible,
The Pressed steel "a, company Of
Piijsbura received an order from the
New York Central FOR 600 gondola cars
oi the aU-stecl type. This is a part
% the order fcr 1000 cars which thc
New York Central system is 10 place
dIrlne fEr fall ,,nsnn.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
STEEL TIES ARE USED
ON PITTSBURG LINES

The first test OF steel ties by the
traction lines of Pittsburg has led TO
decision to place them on one and
onc,half miles of track. if they are
successful there, the entire system VIII
be thus equipped. \ steam railway
operating into Pittsburg already has
steel ties ON Gvc+cighths of its mile
age, and in few years will nave en-
tirclv replaced its wooden ties.
The price Of the steel ties is approx
mately 81 % apiece, while wooden ties
cost from so 10 90 cents, but after
treatment with crcosotc and the addl-
tion of heavy tie plates, the final cost
of the wooden ties IS nearer Sl.25. And
when they are worn Out that is the end
of thcm-thcy are burned ny.
But with the worn.out steel tie II is
different. II can he sold as scrap and
part of its original cost recovered. In
the end il is asserted the steel tie is
by far The cheaper There is Practical
w. no wear out to IT., while the wooden
tic. if not treated with crcOsote, would
last only few years under heavy
traffic conditions.
I'm the oldcu DAYS wooden ties We're
known To have lasted twenty years, but
rhe conditions are very much changed
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28

for tho reception or shipments In order
that they may be properly protected. and
also TO utilize a now warehouse, intended
Tor outgoing freight,
Loaded freight cars moved over the
New York Central lines in the moNlh OF
september aggregated l.i20.1 19l, which is
said To- hc the largest months business
On record, This movement is nearly l00.
300 higher than the record OF September.
1907. and about 2IJ,00o higher than Sep
tcmbcr. 1908.
Tho rcmodeling OF the Rock island
Frisco lines Chicago ticket office iii the
Marquette building. Dearborn and Adams
streets. In accordance with designs Of Mr..
Frederick Phillip Dinkclbcrg has just
been completed and tn" result is one OF
the finest railway ticket offices In the
country. All Of the furniture. counter
fittings etc. are specially designed and
are OF ClrcaSSian walnut. n wood OBJ
tanned on the shores of the Black sea.
II is remarkable for the beauty of iis
varied aud intricate vclniug. and for this
worl: an exceptionally hnc log was OBJ
\ hlTdsCyc view OF New York City
other day when he sailed up ana down
the Hudson Ike a bird, has just been iso
sued 10y the Erie in the form of hend-
some cnlorcd folder measuring two feet
by eighteen inches. OF course the ioca =
tions OF certain Erie stations and tun-
nels are somewhat plain. but that is what
the folder is for. Copies may be had In
the local offices OF the Erie on the sec
ond floor of the Judge building. where
Commercial Agent Vincent camps when
he is In town
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
COMES QUICKLY
Don't Have to Wait for Weeks. A Salt
Lake City Illustration.
Waiting is disconraging.

waiting rs d)ScOnfASlnG.
Prompt action plcas"s everybody.
4 burden on the back is n heavy
weight.
lizard 10 bear day after day.
Lifting weight. removing the bur
den.
Brings approaching responses,
Salt Lake City people tel of H.
Tel! Of relief ihat 5 quick and sure.
Here is a case Of it,
Mrs. Joseph Slater, 5j2 West Third
South street. Salt Lake City, Utah.
Snys. "Thc statement J gave for pub
licai iun N 1906 Recommending DoaG +.
lIiGrrv pills. sill holds good. ard /
gladly confirm ali | then sad in Their
favor. Ioa may continue 10 publish
my testimonial | was subject T." at
iarl,, of backachc aUd there were other
annoying symptoms of kidney trouble
in evidence that carscd me great dis.
tI,ss When friend advised the use
of Dean 5 Kidney Pi!l7. | procured 4
supply from T. j. Hiil & Co. g drug
store, | must confess that II was a.
torlsEing 10 sec how promptly they re
iievrd the backachc and corrected The
kidney difficulty Some time ago :,
spell OF sickness disordcrcd my kid
news, hnt I used Doap $ Kidney Pills
ana in few days they completely
cured me. ! keep this remedy on hand
all the time.
For sale hy all dealers Price 30
cents. Foster Miliurn Co., Bnlfalc.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember Inc Domc--Doap 's-aod
take uo other
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
WESTERN ELECTRIC Is
DOING MUCH BUSINESS

The Western Electric company com
piei"d with September tivc-siXths OF It's
fis,al yea. Unless unexpected develop
mcnts take place before the end ot
November. 'hc twelve months viii show
a gross bUsiprss very close 10 $4,000
eco. o. i2.5 per ccUj greater than the
gross business ;or 1905.
The oGhccr- OF The company expect
i9u9-lO VIII show an increase OF at
least 90 yer cent over the year which
= now drawing 10 Il close On this
basis next wears gross sales will be
n the ncighborhood of So ,OC0 .OU0 fan
outstripping l905's gross Of So. 700
00", which was the second largest veai
~ the history Of the company.
September sales van very close 10
those Of August aud showed an increase
oi 80 per cent over September, 1908
Growth IN the husincss of the West
orn Electric company az the present
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
SCOTS Emulsion

is the original-has been the
standard for thirty-hve years.
There are thousands OF So
called "just as good" Emul-
sions, but they are not-they
are simply limitations which
are never as good as the
original. They are like thin
milk-SCOTT'S IS thick like
a heavy cream.
If you want it thin, do it
Yourself - with water but
don't buy it thin.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
sopd ,oo name OF pnpcr and this ad for oor
beautiful Saving. Bank and Child's Sketch. Book
Each bank contains Good Luck Pcnpy,
SCOTT 6 BOVINE. AOe Pearl ST., New York
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-28
WI RES

ST. PAUL. Oct 27.-C. NJ. Levy
third vicc-president of the Northern Pa
cifIc. has resigned on account of hav
ing been elected n director and vice
president and general manager of tho
Western Pacific railroad,
Mr., Lcyv's headquarters in the future
will be in San Francisco.
An unconfirmcd rumor is current that
George u. Sladc, now general manager
of the Great Northern railroad, will
succeed Mr.. Levy.