Arizona republican., 1909-09-05
Mr.. Dooley on Flying Machines

No Englishman howiver bold he might
be, aven if he was born in Canada,
cud be as much IL an Englishman as
an American with money. An English
accent waited through an American
nose is a fine noise.
But our fellow citizens abroad are
thrue to their country. They admit
its faults candidly, it is thrne. They
concede that it is infeeryor- to what
they find around thin. But they stand
up bravely FIR it in spite: ~ 1t all
Hogan, who has been over there, says
that nawthin' liver thrilled him more
thin to hear a rich American standln
up FIR his own, his native land. No
wan,' says this here pathrite, no wan
deplores more thin me hi class "
Americans wan sees SO often abroad.
But We must raymimber.' says he, that
we are not all alike. There are ginele-.
men over there as well as here, says
he L desSay, 1 must be goin',' says
tn Englishman convinced be 9Th argy-
mint. Hogan says he wInst heerd
Compatible spindin' two hours with
a Fr-rinchman pintin' out to=him that
there were two kinds iv Americans.
Tn Fr-rinchman cudden't see it.
''Th' result is, iy coorse, that we
stand much betthcr thin eve did,
Americans iv tn betther class ARE
received nearly ivrywhere. They can
be found outside iv tn most exclusive
clubs. They aven invade an are well
come in tn sacred precincts iv Exeter
hall There are almost as NANNY
Americans as Englishmen at tn sellct
Anglo American club. EXCEPT on tn
nights whin they have dinners. There
they mingle on an akel footing with
some iv TIL most retired brigadecr
gin'rals firm tn British army.
"Rielty itsilf disdains thin not.
Ivry wanst in while an American
lady goes to tn American embassy an
breaks into tn private office where
Whitelaw Reid is settin' atm his
hourly meal iv tay an marmylade.
She threatens 20 stab him with hat
pin an have him recalled Onless he
gets her a pass fr tn next RECEPTION
given be tn king. Ye bet he gets It
fr her. He gets tickets FIR hersilf an
Silas an they go out an hire pro-
fissor " etiket to teach thin how to
behave so they won't be heaved out
be tn coort bouncer. TIL lady says
tn professor, 'on bein' presented to his
majesty will pretind 10 be goin' to set
down on tn flure. But she must re-
cover hersilf just as she is about to
lose her balance. In no case-must she
hit tn king on tn wrist With her fan
or say: PLACED to have met ye.' 1t
is on'y permissible to wear @n express
sion manin': This is tn moment IL
me life, but, OH hivens, me OSTRICH
feather is comm loose Tn gintleman
will prctind that he was brought up
to wear silk knee breeches an tin
soord hired f-r tn AFTERNOON. Whin
approachin' his majesty he will make
low bow. 40, not that way. Good
hivcns, if we do it like that tn. king
win think ye're goin' to butt HIM NTH
stomach. Thry it again. = That's bet
Their!
so they so home an rehcarse be
fure tn lookin' glass. An al last tn
| great day comes around 'an.:they are
| in tn prisincc iv rilety.- Rapchoous
| moment! There sets Edward, tn
! Pious, u thrue monarch, with his rifle
chin sunk as deep in his r5le-collar as
| it will so. He sets a little Forward
J in his throne to rest hiInsih, f'r tn
hour is late an he's been there f'r
some time an, as tn old-sasin' goes.
'Onaisy lies tn head that wears a
crown He recognizes thin although
his eyes are closedj. They eXpict him
to say, We'll, if that amt Missus
Hicks, An Silas, too. iv all personsi
"A
seems to say, Where tn blazes did
they come FIRM crosses his features.
An bcfure they know it they're on
their wa back to tn hotel an Missus
Hicks is sayin': Amt he tn perfeck
. gintIeman?' And Mister Hicks replies:
'Ivry inch Il king.
AN it's tn same way lvryWhere In
Europe Americans, tn right KIND ~
Americans with loanable money are
p,p',ar iy:-vwherc. Yc can see thin in
cabs minsiin' with tn naughty arrysto-
cracy j. tn Fowboorg San Germayne-
We lind thin IL III most exclusive
schnitzel imporyums iv Vienny or
losin' their money with tn best at
Monty Carlo. Ivrywhere they were
received kindly be tn best blood "
Europe ontil tn Wrights whit over an
disc,raccd thin. TIL Americans llVln
over there thried TO do ivrythina IT
these deludcd young mc2. n.y. sH'
wan iv tn leaders iv American s'clety
i'm London got Wilbur Wright chanel
, to meet tn Duchess iv DorklnS IL
was this way. TIL American lady hau
been honored with tn job ~ tendiii
tn American bar at a bazaar IT III
binifit ~ tn anti-foreign league "
British gintlewomen. She was ap-
preached be tn Duchess, who spoke
as follows: M dear, I can't recail
ye'er name, nor wish to, but won't We
bring those wonderful American