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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
THE COOKS FAULT.
No Wonder the Bird Was Not Tender
 When Served

One of the most annoying things about swans is that they live to an extremely great age and that it is iilpoSsib.c fer the ordinary observer 10 guess what their years may Dc. President Grover Cleveland once had an amusing experience with some swans. according to a writer in the American Magazine. He had been in the south shooting and brought home number of wild swans. one of which he sent to each member of his cabi net and to some other associates.
 All the. boys" said Mir. Cleveland, thanked me politely for having re- membcrcd them. but none of them seemed to have much to say about how they enjoyed the birds.
 Carlisle, l found. had his cooked on night when he was dining out. Another. when l asked him. said he hoped I wouldn't mind. but he had sent his home to his old mother Thur her didn't mention his bird at all for two days. Finally asked him about it.
 'Thurber. did you get that swan all rieht?'
 ".Yes. sir-oh. yes, I got the swan all right. thank yon.' and he bent over his desk and seemed very busy.
 "'Fine bird l said
 "'Ycs. sir. fine hir;l' and he went on working
 Enjoy eating him. Thurber:'
 He waited a minute. and then he said: Welt. sir. guess they didn't cook him right at my house They cooked him only two days. And he went on working without cracking a smile
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
A Dandy of 177o.

From an English newspaper printed In the year TIT is the following de scription of dandy: "A few days ago a macaroni made his appearance in the assembly rooms at Whitehaven. dressed in a mixed silk coat. pink satin waistcoat and brooches covered with an elegant silk net. white silk stock ings with pink clocks. pink satin shoes and large pearl buttons, mushroom colored stock covered with fine point lace. hair dressed remarkably high and stuck full of pearl pins"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
MADE THE MOST OF IT.
Clever Tactics When William Quit
 Using Tobacco.


 Using Tobacco.
 An excerpt from Doris letter: And. oh, Will. if you weren't the dear est boy. You often told me that you would do anything in the world for me. and now you write for my sake you've quit smoking. I'll have to wait until see you to tell you what a dear think you are
 From Janis: You write that out of consideration for me you have stopped smoking for good That was just love ly of you, William. and you may de- pend that greatly appreciate if.
 From Phyllis: Billy. boy. it's just rippinc. You're the dandy kid. Just to think that you would swear of using the weed just for me. It was mighty dear of you. Billy, and it makes me all the more keen for you.
 From Marjorie: '.To think that you've quit smoking. William. was so Surpri>el. Of course l always knew that you care for me, but to think that as you say you've made this sacrifice on my account-why. it's positively noble of you.."
 From his mother: Will. my son this proves your love for me. Father is incosing a check to show that he appreciates the fact that you think enough of your parents to give III smoking for them.'
 From his doctor: Your letter ad vising me that you have obeyed my orders and stopped the use of tobacco is at hand. As said. your compli ance s'-Puck
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
FOR ASSESSOR

We are uthorized to announce L. I. Sallee as a candidate for reelection to the office of assessor of Jefferson county, his candidacy being subject to December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Wouldn't Hang the Jury.

An old negro named Ephrain. hay ing been sworn on the jury in a mur der trial, for some time resisted yer dict of. guilty for no other apparent reason than his strong aversion to capi tai punishment in general. Finally the foreman explained to him that it was q question either of hanging the prisoner or hanging the jury and that it all f'e pended on him. "Fo' gracious, sab,
 replied Uncle Ephraim. lon dem req sonments de pris'ner am sho' guilty"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
For County Treasurer.

We are authorized to announce Cur ran M Nichol as a candidate for an endorsement term as County Treasur- CT, his candidacy being subject to the action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce w. B. Pinney as candidate for Representative, his candidacy be- ing subject to the action of the dem- ocratjc primary on December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
For County and Probate Clerk.

We are authorized to announce John H. Shelby as candidate for an endorsement term as. County and Probate Clerk, his candidacy being subject to the action of the Democra- tic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
For Sheriff.

We are authorized to announce Edgar Brewster as candidate for Sheriff and Collector of Jefferson County, subject to the action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Utter conternt.

"I sposc you wouldn't marry me If l were the only man on earth*'
 "l wouldn't even be engaged to you, " responded the girl. If you were tho only man at a sninlurr resort."-Louis- vile Courter-JouPna
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
The Boyce Coa@ a@=ss ss'uctiOn
 C0mpg

Are h fhe fall .ul ur.uess aRf have tHe uIos; omp'"a rJe.4g oF2~' atI fea=.n, and do =lai auilt-
 H& .r4as1,ah Also z f.,t a '"paiflnG ous'uess. Fix all clas. of ron', shin s}c f.u and composition Make high tl&>e .egerus When N0n 're ready to md rn,e or repair you do yonr.- s.l' 4p psaettct to procee'" r'ithoT 4ettlHs at, estimate. Cal 'ih Phoas II uf VT n w. fOA4'. Ngi-
 THF eolCF foNSTRttIIoN ra.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

We are authorized to announce C. M. Philpot as a candidate for re-elec- tion to the office of Sheriff and Collec- tor of Jefferson County, subject to the action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

We are authorized to announce
 see E. J. kerwin as candidate for -esentative, his candidacy being H%Ay6Dject to the action of the democrat ic primary election December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Perhaps.

My wife is getting so she can cook. You are prejudiced in her favor. "No. l am not. She gave a tramY a piece of pie last week. and he ta. been back for more three times"
 Perhaps he is after hero media. Houston Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce c. D. McASlister as a candi- date for Representative from Jeffer- son county, his candidacy being sub ject to the action of the Democratic party at the primary election De- cenber 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
For Count, aud Probate Judge.

We are authorized to announce Sidney /. Hunt. as a candidate for County And Probate Judge, subject to the actiod of the Democratic primary
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Better Times Are Coming

and better bread can he had al HOP west 2ads. at Shidmore Bakery There are two kinds of doushnuts, try Skid more's, the kind Chat is just right. \ sack full fo: q nickel or q dime dog. Fresh every iav except Saturdays, Fresh every evening except Sunday s, Rolls every evening D. m. Boiled
 ham by the slice. Drive by or send.
 No. Old phone a7s. lo-5-1m
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

We are authorized to announce James Gould as 2 candidate for re- election to the Mice of County and Probate Judge, his candidacy being snniect to tae action of the Demo ocrat- ..c party at tHe primary, December 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

The most complete line of Iron Beds, Heaters, Cook Stoves and Ranges to select from. Prices as low as is consistent with honest mer. chandising. Reap < Crawford Furni- tuFe Co. 1N.12.1M.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

' We are authorized to announce Evan Parnell as sss candidate for constable of vaugKe township, his candidacy being subject to the a- tion of the Democratic party at the primary election, December 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
FOR CONSTABLE

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce Frank Stewart as candidate for reelection to the office of eOnsta. ble of Vaugine township, his candida cy being subject to the action of the democratic primary, December 1,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

We are authorized to announce Tom Parham as a candidate for rep resentative. his candidacy being sub ject to the action of the democratic primary election December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
And the Parson Passed On.

And what are you here for, my friend?" asked the visiting parson of an inmate of a reforma' tory.
 "Cause l can't get out. thank yOu.' rersied the victi.n.-Ladies' Home Jour nal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
The Mean 7hino,

"Why are you mad at her?'
 "I met her on the car today, and she said. oh, let me pay your fare" and [ said. Oh, you mustn't end she dtlUt" -HsVstoa ro0k
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Dry Cleaning

Caver, The Tailor, makes a speciality of dry cleaning; all kinds of fancy garments, whether animal or vegets
 ble fibre Also the work turned oul from our deparf,=rnt of common good is always of a 1orior quality being done strictly ny tne French process. old phone 6f1 f714-l7t6 W.6 Ave
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

We are authorized to announce Thomas c. White as a candidate for reelection to the office of Represen- tative from Jefferson county, h $ candidacy being subject to the action of rhe Democratic party at the pri- mary, December 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce Hon. s. \. Miller as 8 can- didate for reelection as Representa- tive from Jefferson county. lis candidacy being subjet to the action of the Jefferson county priMl"y 10 be held December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
FORTUNATE PINE BLUFF PEOPLE

A few claims paid by Kimball X Saunders, managers of the Great East ern Casualty Co.,, of New York, dur ing the last three weeks.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

We are authorized to announce w.. A. Lee as a candidate for circiut clerk of Jefferson county, his candidacy being subject to the action of the Democratic primary election Dece1n- Der l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
ANNOUNCEMENT
For Circuit Clerk.

We are authorized to announce togus F. McNeill, of Redfield, as 8 candidate for Circuit Clerk, subject tt ahe action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16

We are authorized to announce C.. E. Lytle as candidate for Circuit Clerk, subject to the action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
PROF. H. VIESON

MuSlcaI DneCtOr Graudate conservatories Paris, France
 Brussels, Belgium
 Pine Bluff, Ark, 420 w. Barraque St., New Phone 221 Teaching at Pupils residences. Piano, Violin, and Wind Instruments. High grade orchestra furnished for all occasions.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
A Reliable
 Remedy Ely's Cream Balm
IS quickly absorbed. EINns GoIInI al On

uhcS heiitl al oiiCe.
 It cleanses, soothcs, heals and protect, the diseased mem hrane resulting from
 o,arrh and drives away a ColI in the Head quickly. !;,o. stores jhe Sui~s et Ias'e- and Snlcl}3,. 1 ci~is or by lnajl.It ly l. s,tne,s, 5'; N,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Lots of Company.

Stranger-You must find 1t very lonely on these hills. Shepherd-Lone- ly! No. don't. Why there was . man an 'oss passed yesterday. an there's you today.-LOndoD Punch.
 Greatness Is the ahiiie- "a Eeet t0e uDexpected.- .--HtOweA.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-16
Music | LeSSOnS

on Violin, Mandolin and Guitar. Instruments furnished free by J. P. McKennA, 404 East ana xeeond ave 0Rs, Old Phone l121. o-37-1A
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
MME LILLIAN BLAUVELT
WILL SING In RUSSIA.

NEW YORK. March 2s.-Mme. Lillian
Blauyelt, who returned a few weeks
ago from an extended European con
cert tour, has signed a contract to
appear in grand opera In Russia mex
fall. She will appear in st. Peters
burg, Moscow and Riga, and receive
S25, 600.
Nine. Blauvelt today said: 1T is
quite true hat / have signed a con-
tract and am going abroad again In
June. ! had expected to remain al
home for at least the summer, and had
received offers from several managers
to make a concert tour of the Eastern
Middle Western States, but this con
tract, which calls for my appearance
thirty times in Russia, precludes any
appearance here next fall"
Madame Blauvelt confirmed the state
ment that her contract is for $25, 900, te
be paid for the thirty appearances.
She received las week from the Gar
the Russian order of Nicholas, a cross
of emeralds attached to a red, white
and black ribbon, which makes the
ninth royal order she has received In
twelve years.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
NEW LADIES' AUXILIARY
OF A. 0. II. INSTITUTED.
No. 4 of BelIeville Starts Out
With Twenty-Five Members.

In the presence of several hundred
members of the Ladies Auxiliary of
the Ancient Order of H~ibernians and
the latter order itself, Division No. 4
was instituted yesterday afternoon in
Parochial Hall, Belleyille. State and
county officers were present at the in
itiation of the twenty-five candidates.
The Rev. James P. Smith, rector of st.
Peters Church, made the address of
welcome. John w. Hannigan. president
of Division No. 5, A. o. H., of Belleville,
spoke on the principles of the order,
and addresses were made also by State
Secretary James H. Mylod, of Glen
Ridge, and County Vice-president Bar
-tholomew P. Kinneally, of this city.
For the Ladies' Auxiliary. addresses
were made by State President Mrs.
Mahon, of 113 jefferson avenue. Eliza
beth; State Vice-president Miss Jennie
Goodwin, County President Mrs. Cath
crime Donahue. and County V~ice-presi-
den Miss Loretta Tryell, all of this
city.
When the initiation was over the di-
vision was formally organized, and
these officers were elected: President,
Miss Teresa N. Salmon; vice-president,
Mrs. Bartholomew p. Kinneally; record
ing secretary. Miss Catherine Larkin;
financial secretary, Mrs. John w. Han
nigan; treasurer, Mrs. Ellen Burke;
mistress : at : arms, Miss Loretta
Deighan; sentinel. Miss Anna Scaine.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
ODD FELLOWS OF STATE
TO, MEET in NEWARK.
Grand E"ncampment Will Con-
vene Here on May 4.

From the Trenton office of Frank r,
Jummel, grand scribe of the New Jer-
sey Odd Fellows, have been issued the
orders for the grand annual encamp-
ment of the New Jersey branch of the
order, which is to be held in the rooms
of Mount Ararat Encampment, at 95l
Broad street, this city, beginning May
4. The headquarters of the encamp-
ment will be at KQch's Hotel.
At the grand encampment of the
order the date of the State encamp-
ments vas changed to the first Tues
day In each May. This order was not
promulgated until after the subordinate
encampments had held their annual
elections, so 1t was voted that dele
gates selected to attend the November
session were entitled to be seated at
the May meeting. The program for the
May e~ncampment has not been COM
pleted.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
pAROCHIAL PUPILS TO
GET GOLD MEDALS.

A gold medal, valued at $50, mas been
Offered to the pupils of the Essex Coun-
ty parochial schools by the Rev. James
J. McKeever, rector of ST. Rose of Ii
mas Church. The medal will be given
to the pupil who writes the best essay
or poem on s'God Bless Our Flag"
The composition must contain a hum
bred and not more than two hundred
words, and must be delivered to Colonel
Uriah Seely, 275 Parker street, this
city, before April 2S. Besides Colonel
Seely the judges will be the president
and faculty Of Seton Hall College.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29

"At the Dy~speptic's TaL.e owinous
Quiet and Gloom Crowds Out Mirth."
All physicians agree that mirth and
joy at meal time does much toward
digestion. Mirth tingles the whole
nervous organism of man. the cells
wherein are stored valuable digestive
juices empty their contents under the
nerve stimulation and promote the
highest degree of digestion.
If gloom and discomfort prevail at
table the reverse action obtains and
meals become necessities. not antici-
pated joys.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are little
storehouses of digestion which mix with
the stomach juices. digest food. retingle
the mucous membrane and its nerve
centres, give to the blood a great
wealth of digestive fluids, promote di-
gestion and stays by the stomach until
all its duties are comrlete.
If dyspepsia sits at tables 1t makes
the dining room a place OF awe; these
tablets should be taken after meals and
dyspepsia of a consequence fees.
No need for diet or fasting. The dys-
peptics who will use them religiously
will find no sense of nausea in the
sight of generous meals or I'm the odor
of rich cooking.
1t matters not what the condition Of
the stomach Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
only improve the juices and bring quiet
to the whole digestive canal. of which
the stomach is the centre.
Forty thousand physicians use these
tablets in their practise and every drug
gist sells them. Price soc. Send us
your name n address and we viii
send you a trial package by mail free
Address F A. Stuart Co, $50 Stuart
Bldg. Marshall, Mich.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
FOR LOANS ON REALTY.

WASHINGTON, March Ex-senator
Nelson finds himself unable to discover
n good reasons why real estate may
not be made the basis OF loans made
by national banks as is the case with
loans made by other institutions. and
he has introduced a bin authorizing
such banks TO let out a limited amount
of their funds upon such security.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
CLUB TO DINE
IN MORRISTOWN APRIL 3.
Former President Eliot Among
the Promised Speakers.

The Harvard Club, of New Jersey,
will have its sixth annual dinner April
3 in the Morristown school, when for
mer President Eliot will be the guest
of honor. DIR. Richard Cole Newton,
IA. will preside. and among the invited
speakers are Governor j. Franklin
Fort, Chancellor Mahlon Pitney, Judge
Frederic Adams. of the Essex County
Circuit Court, and Grinnell Willis, 70.
Other participants will be: Leader
of singing, Charles l.. Stafford. "a:
pianist, Charles Grant Shafer, 'a3;
leader of cheering, Cameron Blake, 80,
songs by Francis Rogers. 81. Francis
Cali Woodman heads the dinner com
mittee Vand Won Barr will WELD the
orchestra baton.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29

EwHrca0 In order that our paosn NAYS secure all of these sets that they may desire at these xao
AA1A0A % we have decided to nnd the buying advantages to book lovers offered by HN0,rl.
our Club Plan making as easy buy vrh sets asst wud be to by only one @lllO
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
TO PLAY THE O Ii

The Scout" a comedy drama, will
be presented at the New Auditorium on
Tuesday night. April Q, by the Colonial
Dramatic Company, composed entirely
OF amateurs. Luke p. Cribben will
nave the management of the produce
ton, and the stage work will be under
the direction of Hugh j.. Casey. Among
0 in the cast will be Miss Bander-
man. Miss Therese Bouchcth, Frank
Shalvoy n Charles A. Walsha.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
VACCINE FOR LEPROSY.

MANILA, March 29.-The Bureau of
Sciences has prepared a leprosy vac
cine and proposes to carry forward a
series of experiments for the purpose
of establishing a specific treatment for
leprosy.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-29
The Harmony
Of Home
Does Not Mingle With or Emanate
From The Table of Dyspepsia

In the home, meal time should
awaken in all the Inhabitants a pecu-
liar harmony of JOY which will make
for the home the abiding place of in
terest and happiness.
If one member at the dinner table Is
out of sorts his influence is felt and
the harmony is lacking. Conversation
and mirth are absent. Devouring
thoughts assail the diners and silence
yrox,rftc HNa- aF4Ha
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-01-10
You Indoor
People

must give the bowels help.
Your choice must lie be-
tween harsh physic and candy
Cascarets. Harshness makes
the bowels callous, so you need
increasing doses. CasCarets do
just much, but in a gentle way.
Nest-pocket box, 10 cents-at drlZ-stores, 85I
Zach tablet Of the genuine is marked e G G.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-01-10
A. LISNER MEMORIAL
DEDICATED THURSDAY
Handsome AID unct to Georgetown University Hospital,
Gift Of Noted Phianthropist, to Be Turned Over to
Authorities With Appropriate Ceremony.

Next Thursday afternoon at o'clock
the A. IIsDer Memorial Building of
Georgetown University Will be dedi-
Gated with appropriate ceremony, AT
the conclusion of the exercises, A. Lis
ner. who makes the gift 20 the Uni
vessjty, and Mrs. Idsner viii hold "a re
ccytion in one of the large halls of the
building from 4:30 10 p. m. Receiving
with Mr.. and Mrs. Lisner will be the
Rev Joseph HimmeI. Sister Paulina.
superior of the Sisters Of St Francis,
and Mrs. Gadsby, president Of the
Georgetown Hospital Ladies Aid
Society.
The exercises viii he under the direc-
tiOn OF the Sisters of St. Francis. and
Will consist principally or addresses by
The Rev. Joseph HimmeI. s. j.. presl-
dent Of the university, DIR. s, s. Adams
and DR.. George Tully Vaughan.
The A. Lisue- Memorial Building viii
form a wing of Georgetown Hospital,
ana the additional accommodations af-
forced win increase the capacity Of the
hospital from SO to 10 patients.
The new building is constructed Of red
pressed brick
The dimensions are 60X30 feet. and in
Guiding the basement. it is FIVE stories
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-01-10
CHEVY CHASE LEADS
IN SUBURBAN SALES
Far Ahead in Transfers of
Unimproved Property
Last Week.

Chevy Chase led all suburban unim-
proved property last week ia the num-
Der and amount of sales. The Thomas
j. Fisher 81 Co. real estate firm. which
handles this property. report the fol-
lowing transactions.
To A. p. Steward, additional frontage
Of 40 feet next to his residence recently
completed on the corner of Connecticut
avenue and oliver street, for about
1920.
To Fred W. Cromwell. lots 20 and 81.
blocl, q. section g. 100 feet front bv $50
feet. for $1,000
To Henry II. Classic, 100 feet front on
the north side of Quincy street, opposite
Chevy Chase Club, in section ,. for
about $1,000.
To Joseph C. Cromwell, lot ., block 3,
section 3. for $500.
For Arthur =. Brown. lot on tile north
side Of Irving street in section .. 60 by
l25 feet, 10 George w. DaIzeu, for 81 $40.
This lot was sold to Mr.. Brown by the
Chevy Chase Land Company Tor 10 cents
a square foot, or $3.50
To Richard BUTLER. 80 feet front on
the south side of Oliver street for
S.. 900.
To I. NJ Bennett, two lOJs on the
north side of KirSe street west az Con-
nectiCut avenue, section .. 12J feet
front by l25 H. depth
To J. 7. Crane and w. 3. Olmstead.
two lots on the south side OF Patterson
street. for $500. Purchasers expect to
erect a. cottage at once.
70 a. @. Warthen 6O-fOOt lot on the
north side Of Irving street I'm block 81,
for 5000, Mr.. Warthen expects TO
erect a house on the property.
To Walter A Mcfarland, superin-
tendeut of the District of Columbia
Water Department four lots on tho
north side Of Morrison street Contract
has been let 20 John Simpson Sons for
a residence for ATr McFaUland's own
use. and ground will be broken within
a day or two. The site Is 100 feet front
and the residence will cover about half
OF this distance. The residence will
cost 5000, exclusive Of ground.