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The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-03-15

THE KIND YOUR GRANDMA U.s.
ED TO MAkE-OUR FRESH COUN-
TRY SAUSAGE; MADE JUST RIGHT
TO PLEASE.-T. C. MARKET.
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WHlSkEY MAN DIES OF
PNEUMONIA AGED 65,

Lexington, KY, March 15.-Patrick
Lamphear, one of the most widely
known Bourbon whiskey experts IN
American, died last night of pneumo-
MIA. He was 65 years of age. His skill
in determining the quality of whfskey
and recognizing its age and brand
by its odor. gained him the name of
'tthe man with the golden nose
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There will be a cottage prayer meet
ing at the residence of Bernard Pos,
420 N. Richardson awe. this evening
at 1880 O'Clock, AID are invited.-Rev.
H. NJ. Smith.
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All kinds of fruit and shade tree.
ready for immediate delivery at Fair
childs' Nursery. LIT
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Order your suit for the stockman
Convention or have the old one clean
ed and pressed Call 400 11Sk ".
Main. it,
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FOR RENT:-Nice furnished room,
close in. No. 20S, West Alameda
Street. 11t3*
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The Wool Market.
ST. Louis, Mo-. March 15.-Wool un-
changed.
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Judge ]. NJ. Dye, Mayor of the city
of Carlsbad, came up this morning to
spend the day on business.
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Rarhers Ball.

The Barbers Ball will be given or
Thursday evening March 18th, at the
auditorium Rink. You are invited
ticket $1.00. lit
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Money to Loan

Money to Loan.
$4,000 to loan on improved real
estate security. Optional payments.
See us for articulars.-Roswe1 Tt
tie & Trust Co.
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QUALITY ALWAYS, is WHAT WE
ARE OFFERING YOU IN MEATS
ALL CORN FED MEASUREMENT
Err US WHEN YOU WANT SOME
THING EXTRA GOOD IN MEATS.
IT. c. MARKET.
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Our garden hose is better for the
price. Enterprise Hardware Co. .t2
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NEW YORK WORLD PEo-
PIE PLEAD NOT GUILTY.

New York, March 15.-The Press
Publishing Co., publishers of the New
York World, through its counsel, De-
lancy Nicol, pleaded not guilty in the
Federal court today to the charge OF
criminal libel in the Panama Canal
case.
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MUSICAL AT CLUB FOR
SAINT RATRIGK,S

SAINT PAI HICKS DAY.
Saint Patrick's Day comes on We'd
nesday of this week and the event
will be observed as the entertainment
for March at the Roswell Commercial
Club. 1t will be a musical and Saint
Patrick's Dream" followed by cards
and dancing, with refreshments and
music. "A committee of young ladies
is in charge and a good program will
be prepared. 1t has promise of being
quite a social event.
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Our garden hose is ihere.-Enter
prise Hardware Co. Phone 378. t.
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JOE CANNON REELECTED
INSURGENTS WIN ON RULES

Lively Scenes at the Opening of the Special Session
of the Sixty-first Congress. Insurgents Able to
Defeat the Regular Republicans on Adoption of the
Old Rules ts573Es
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03

the saddle on, and climbed into it, and
then the trouble began.
The giraffe didn't have any bride
en-, and no name to hold on to, and he
was built so that the saddle slipped
Gown by his rump, and when the ami
NAL turned around and saw he had
the cowboy where he wanted him.
he started of towards the forest
on a hop. skip and jump. kicking
up his heels like bucking bronchO
and the last We saw of the expedition
the giraffe was jumping over wire
fence and took to the woods, with
the cowboy dangling by one stirrup,
swearing in the Wyoming dialect.
Then we went back to the house to
play golf, and the Michigan man sent
some servants into the woods with
stretcher to bring in the remains of
the cowboy.
AS We dismounted at the veranda Pa
lit cigarette and said to the man:
You certainly have all the comforts
Of home here, and all the facilities for
enjoyment that anybody has outside
of a travelling menagerie, except draw
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IF YOU want to lead a slaves life.
1 start out by singing your baby to
sleep every night.
Many women do this because they
like to do it. 1t is certainly a pretty
picture to see the young mother
grooming her first baby to sleep. and
one can hardly blaine her for giving
way to the fascination and charm of
these idle moments when the baby
drops off to sleep to the sound of his
mothers soft voice But a life of
nartyrdom is certain to follow such
indulgences. and when baby grows
older and is perfectly able to sleep
without accompaniment. he refuses to
do so. and demands to be sung to and
talked to ard crooned to. and some
times gets so interested and excited
that he stays awake just to hear the
grand finish Of the story. And mean
while the evening is rapidly passing
and any pleasure it held in store is
losing its value. Provided a mother
is certain her baby Is not sick. she
should put the child to bed and leave
it. not taking 1t up to induce 1t to
sleep. She should avoid sitting in
the same room, and II baby never
knows any other way than this of pass
ing into Sunderland it will make no
unnecessary demands.
1t is better for a newborn baby %
sleep in its bassinet. For one thing.
curtains may be fitted to shade its
eyes. and bassinet is apt to be warm
er than crib. besides giving the child
more support at the sides. And by
the way. good bassinet may be made
from large oval clothes basket. II
crib Is used. the sides should be
carefully lined to keep off the draught
1t is NEST important that the baby's
bed be properly aired after it has been
slept in. But it is also important to
have the bed clothes warm before the
baby is laid between them to sleep. As
soon as the baby is taken from the
room the bed clothes should be
stripped from the mattress and, with
the mattress. we'll aired at the open
windows for an hour or more. When
the child is put to bed, If the weather
is cold. the sheets should be warmed
before the fire. II this is done, there
is no reason for the child being placed
between blankets. Blankets used in
this way are not apt to be as fresh and
sweet as they should.
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The Giraffe Didn't Have Any Bride
on and No Name to Hold On To.
RIGA. and exploring the country. and
being made a king of a tribe. and they
called Pa your highness." and Pa
lied enough about his adventures to
send him over the road for disorderly
conduct.
The women drew out the COWBOY,
and he lied some on his own account,
and the children got me to going, and
you know how it is with me when l
get to going.
When the breakfast was over we
were all heroes, and Pa pulled out a
handful of uncut diamonds and spread
them on the table by his plate. and
gave each one a diamond as big as
a hickory nut, and left a lot of smaller
ones on the table with the bread
crumbs for the servants, and when we
left the table the whole family bowed
low to us. and stood back until the
king and the cowboy and had passed
out On the veranda
Gee. but they seemed to think King
Edward wouldn't be ace high to Pa,
and Pa swelled up so l thought he
might bust.
After smoking some so cigars, Pa
told Of what towards lions and tigers
were, and how he could take riding
whip and chase a lion UP a tree. and
the Michigan man proposed to have an
exhibit of his wild ANNALS. which he
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03

Copyright. 1868. by w. C. pmanD
Copyright in Great Brittany
We have spent couple of days at
The Michigan mans ranch in darkest
Africa, where he has brought civiiiZa-
ticn right into the jungle, and after
spending six nlCnths with negro saw
ages and wild animals, and menage-ie
people. it has been the mo:.. enjoyable
two days | ever knew.
1t is good sometimes to see our
selves as others see Us. and not hay
Ing locked into a mirror Ger half a
year. We found that We were about the
mcst disrcputable looking tourists
that ever ca;le in sight Of beds, with
linen sheets Gil. and pillows.
! noticed that the family Of the
Michigan man and the servants looked
at US with suspicion. and turned up
their noses 4. Us. but l never realized
what it was all about until they
showed us 10 our rooms that night,
and found that my face and hands
were black with dirt and smoke, and
my clothes were greasy and patched
with buckskin patches. sewed on with
striss of rawhide. and M torn coat
was pinned together with tho-ns. l
could see Pa and the cowboy all the
time, and knew that they looked like
tramps. but l thought 1 was all right.
The Michigan man showed us to our
rooms. after Pa and the cowboy had
drank few quarts Of highballS. and
they were going to 60 to bed with
their clothes On. but | knew they
would ruin the beds if they did. so l
insisted that We all get in the bath
tubs and take our senii-annual bath,
and as the man left us he said we
could find clothes to put on in the
morning. in a closet. and to leave our
clothes out in the hall and he would
have 2 servant take them away with
the longs and burn them in the fur
mace.
That sobered Pa and tie cowboy a
little and they decided to try the
baths
Well. we didn't Go a thing to the
running water. and before We retired
we had washed ourselves SO clean,
with real soap, the first We had seen
since we left Germany, that Pa and
the cowboy had to be introduced to
each other. and l was so clean that I
didn't know myself. and We put on pa
jamas that We found in the room,
and crawled into the clean beds and
slept till morning. after putting all our
clothes out of the room, to purify |
the air.
In the morning We dressed up in the |
clothes the Michigan man told us We |
would find in the closet, and such a |
Transformation was never seen be- !
fore.
Pa found pair of gray pants and |
a frock coat and silk hat. and when |
he was dressed and had on a white |
shirt he looked like a senator from |
South Carolina.
The cowboy found golf suit, with
short pants. long socks. and puttee leg
gins. and Tam o Shanter cap, and
he looked like an escaped Scotchman,
while found Buster Brown suit that |
fit me- and all l wanted was dog to
be complete. and we went down to
breakfast. and made hit, the family
acting asethoughs they were proud to
have us in their midst
During breakfast they all drew Pa
out. and he told them of his expert
ences capturing wild animals in AZ
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He Enjoys the Comforts OF Home

/, kept in his private forest outside of
the clearing. He had a race track in
the clearing next to the forest. and
told Pa that every morning his herd
ers turned a lot of lions, CRATES,
vhinCoercses ard Zebras into the track.
and the family chased them around
the track in automobiles. and Pa said
he would like to enter into such a
race, and the man ordered the herders
to turn in the animals.
The cowboy wanted saddle horse
ard la-iat rope, and they fixed him
cut. and when the herders announced
that the animals were on the track
all right, We got into the waiting autos.
the ran and Fat sat On the front seat
with the chauffeur. and some of us got
il the back seats and started out.
When the animals saw Us coming
they started down the home stretch,
and the auto gave chase. and We
relied and fired guns in the air, and
the chauffeur put a charge of bird
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
AVOID THE INeRowINe NAIL
Are Invariably Produced by Pressure
or Blow.

Nails that have a tendency to grow
sidewise should be kept carefully
pared. When the nail grows into the
flesh it may be cured by making a
V-shaped cut in the center, the broad
part of the V at the top of the nail.
For ingrowing nails Monlin also ad-
vises bandaging the toe with COM
presses saturated with perchlorate of
iron Despite the protest of many
girls who are not yet converted, in
growing nails are invariably produced
by pressure or blow. A shoe too
narrow across the toe or tread Of the
foot, or insufficiently long for ease
and comfort. though large enough else
where, either cramps or distorts the
fore part of the foot and toes or ar
rests the nails in their proper growth
forward, forcing them back upon the
sensitive flesh at their roots and sides
and causing them to grow in width
and thickness only.
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Tempting a Child to Eat.

sS"PS'U9 Snuo 10 Eat.
THE guardians of a finnicky child
i know that meal time is often more
than a matter Of table setting and
food buying. Theorists say: Make
child eat!" but mothers know that
this is often impossible until the little
one Is reduced to sickness.
It will be found easier to tempt the
fitful appetite rather than to scold or
punish. Delicate children can often
be coaxed into a hearty meal when
force work would mean a scene. Make
the meal a play time. Serve bread
and butter cut into thin slices and
piled up log cabin wise into a house,
and pretend the child is an ogre to
eat it up.
Name dishes for different rhymes,
as Jack Horner's pie for followed out
rolls cooked like croutons and filed
with the nourishing poached eggs. Po-
tatoes can be nodded into the form
Of a wall with an egg perched on top
to represent Humpty Dumpty: the
child will quickly eat up the egg to
prevent 1.-The great fall"
Boiled rice can be nodded into
snowballs. floating island can have
all sorts of delightful fancies woven
about it, vegetables can be cut into
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shot into the hind hams of a lion
that didn't seem to be in much of a
hurry, and the lion turned on us, and
Pa told the chauffeur to stop, and he
would settle with the lion.
Pa got out with a horse whip and
started for the lion. which gave q roar
like distant thunder, and as l looked
at Pa with the fr0ck coat and silk hat
walking towards the lion, thought
that was the last of Pa. and l begged
him to come back, but he said: Never
you mind about me; l have seen lions
before" and Pa walked up to the lion
and gave him cut with the whip,
and yelled: Get back into the Jungle,
you tom cat" u. 49,.
Well. really, that lion ought to have
turned and put his tail between his
legs and galloped for the woods. but
Pa had made a mistake in his lion, for
the animal went up to Pa and took a
mouthful of his pants, and shook him
like a dog would shake a rat, and
Pa yelled for them to take away their
ion if they didn't want the animal
injured.
The animal rolled Pa over on the
ground in the dust, chewed his silk
hat, and Pa got loose and made a rush
for the auto and crawled under 1t to
fix something. and just then the cow
his lariat over the lions head and
pulled him away across the track, and
Pa came out from under the machine
and took a big monkey wrench and
started again for the lion, bare-head-
ed, and SO mad he fairly frethed at the
mouth. after he saw that the lion was
choked nearly to death, and then
Pa mauled the apparently dead lion
until the cowboy dismOunted from the
pony and got his lariat rope back.
Pa gave the lion a couple of kicks,
and got back into the auto, and the
Michigan man patted him on the back
and said: "Old man. you are a king
of beasts. sure enough" and Pa said:
%, 1 don't know: l never did like a
cowardly lion, no how
we CUdScu SOEC uIOIO duuul6lS
around the track. and the Michigan
man said he hoped the tOothless old
lion would not die. as he was saving
him for Roosevelt to practice on when
he came to the ranch after the 18th of
March.
The COWBOY went across the field
where tame giraffe was grazing in a
tree top and took the saddle off his
pony and put it on the giraffe. and
We run up to where he was and the
Michigan man asked him what he was
going to do. and he said he was going
to ride the giraffe. as he had ridden
almost everything that walked on four
legs except a giraffe. 4
The Michigan man told him he had
better leave the giraffe out of his
repertoire. because giraffe was
mighty uncertain. but the cowboy got
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odd shapes. and nourishing custards,
If put in individual molds u animals
will be eaten without protest.
Beef juice usually causes struggle.
but II the child pretends he is Jack
the Giant Killer. hurrying to get rid
Of the delicious Juice lest the giant
think it the blood of an Eng!ishman.' y
it is swallowed without a murmur
The game becomes of interest to
mother as well as child. as the neces-
sity to invent new stories and fresh
forms to tempt the little one to eat
demands ingenuity. Insensibly the
child learns to eat. so that later the
practice can be discontinued.
a trouble? Yes. but not half so trou-
blesome as to sit up half the night
with child cross from back Of food.
or as to see dear ones dwindling from
insufficient nourishment that a little
effort could supply.
Plants for Children.
MANY children, when quite young.
ly4 get interested in their school bot
any and nature study and want to
have flowers of their own. 1t Is fool
ish to give them expensive plants.
They may tire of them at any mo-
ment. or forget them and let them
die. They can have just as much fun
with homely sweet potato or a hand
full of mustard seed, with the added
pleasure Of trying an experiment"
Take an ordinary quart jar and a
sweet potato of sufficient size that 1t
will not go more than part way into
the jar. Put enough water in to cover
the bottom end of the potato. and
keep the water at this height. Roots
will come out at the bottom and green
shoots at the top. and presently there
will be pretty vine hanging out from
the jar.
The mustard seed is pretty. too. and
takes up less room. Put an old sponge
in a saucer. make it thoroughly moist.
and sprinkle it with handful of mus.
tard seed. Keep it wet. The seed
will come out all green. and will look
like some fresh. growing ball. Do
not use a flower pot saucer. The moist
ure comes through that to TIE table. or
whatever the plant" Is placed upon.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
HIS GUESTS ALL WIDOWS

uncle Billy" is a widower and is
looking foKa wife, He is 81 years old,
and celebrated the event with the
widows banquet. The oldest OF his
guests was 81 and the youngest Is. He
presided at the banquet and called
upon many of the guests for toasts.
Another feature of the celebration
was shower of nickels he scattered
from the courthouse steps. to the small
boys. He distributed 500 in this way.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
COUNTRY DRIVE IN RUSSIA.
Speed Proportionate to Price Paid
Through Village" Roads.

The Russian popular idea of driving
horses is to fog them along mile after
mile without a moments breathing
space. The speed is proportionate,
within limits, to the price paid, but
the horses are never at any speed a.
lowed to slacken.
. The high road to Ruza runs in q
series of ups and downs like an end
less ''switchback," yet the ''jamshik"
(driver) never once allowed his horses
to rush the las: of declivity to carry
them up the next rise, but kept the
pace steady up hill or down, a regular
rate of one verst in five minutes. We
insisted several times on giving the
poor brutes few yards at walk, but
at last had to acQuiesce in the custom
of the country, with the result that at
Ruza it seemed better to take an
other team for the remaining four
miles across country.
The way now lay over what are
called through village" roads. These
are simply tract of mother earth
bounded on one. sometimes on both
sides by a rough ditch, and only other
wise differentiated from the surround.
ing arabic land by the surface being
cut up by wheels instead of plows-
and the Russian plow hardly cuts
deeper furrow in the fields than
wheeled traffic on such road"
In order properly to understand
some of the conditions of rural life in
Russia it is necessary to travel in the
simplest manner of the native, our i'm
pressions of the same road when we
returned behind a pair of fine horses
in a properly balanced carriage with a
sufficiency of springs were wholly mis-.
leading, if more enjoyable.
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Wants the Credit.

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is q
hyDocrite?
PA hypocrite, my son. is a man
who publicly thanks the Lord for his
success. then gets mad every time any
body insinuates that he isn't mainly
responsible for It himself.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
sorv Old Man Banqusted IS of Them
Young and Ola.

Portland, Ore. - ". c. Brown,
known in the little town Of Dallas.
Ore. as Uncle Billy" entertained 76
widows at a banquet. rThe number ia
cluded all the widows in his town and
the immediate vicinity. 1t was strict
" an invitation affair. and if any were
omitted it was by inadvertencc.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
Names Fox Crop.

About $1,000 fox skins are sold out
of Maine every year. Very few Of the
sly animals are shot. Many are killed
by the used of poisoned bait, while
hundreds of others are killed in drives.
known as the New Hampshire meth
Od."-Fur News.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03

poker" I'VE can fix you all RICH: on
the draw poker" said the Michigan
man.
boy. bring the chips and the cards,
and let me know when they find the
remains of Mr.. Cowboy" and they be.
gan to play poker. and l went out to
see the man milk a Jersey COW.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
Topics Of Conversation.

The pet subjects of to-day seem to
be as follows: Racing, stocks and
shares, politics Tin small quantities)
chiffons, bridge, motors and motoring,
with a word or two thrown in, accord
ing to taste, on art. music, books,
newspapers. furniture, flowers and
gardening.
This up-to-date mixture is we'll
spiced with current small talk on the
marriages, deaths. debts. diet cures
and divorces of our dearest friends
and acquaintances, declares a maya
zine writer. Among forbidden themes
are the weather. religion Except, per-
maps, Christian Science), and such
tame subjects as husbands, babies,
servants and other domestic details
of like character
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He announced that a similar banquet
will be an annual event the rest of his
life. providing he does not marry
meanwhile.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
initiated Lingerie.

An -mbroiderer gives this rule for
working initials on lingerie: Never
use anything on cotton for embroidery
but cotton.
If the material is linen take care to
use linen thread.
Best results are obtained If, when
padding is necessary. the same thread
is used for this part of the work as for
the embroidery proper
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
United States Leads in Cremation.

The United States has the largest
number of crematories and incinerates
the largest number of bodies of any
nation in the world.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03
MAR
=

New dresses show coat effects.
Artificial bouquets are a fad.
Hat brims are narrowing for day.
time wear.
Latest handbags are patterned after
mail bags.
Crows wings trim some of the fully
felt hats.
Dark colors dominate in the spring
suggestions.
Some tiara-like ornaments are
mounted on combs.
A great many border linens appear
on the counters.
Violets and gardenias are among the
favorite flowers.
Fancy hosiery grows still more won
derful every day.
Guimpes are now made Of cambria
as well as Of net.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03

A jeweled band may be worn back
or front on the hair.
The Columbus journal., 1909-03-03

Side Closing in Skirts.
A marked feature of the new skirts
is the shifted position of the closing.
They almost invariably fasten on the
left side of the back. though the bod
ices continue to close In the center.