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The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
ReforestIng Vermont.

1t seems strange that the Green Noun
tain State should be alarmed at the de-
suucJiOn OF its trees Yet Vermont is
about 10 encourage their restoration. The
State has established a tree nursery and
has also imported from Germany more
than 10000 saplings. mostly white pine.
suitable for building purposes. Il ap-
pears that more than 2000000Ooo feet
OF the best timber in the State. practi-
cally all heavy growth. has been cut
since 1890. The 5.S1S.O00 acres In the total
area Of Vermont is divided as follows:
Forest and waste lands IN farm bound
aries, 2597,000 acres, forest and waste
lands not In farm boundaries, liz, 600
acres; improved farm lands and pasture
2.127.00O acres. The plan IS 10 reforest the
waste lands all over the state. AT pres
ent the forest products Of Vermont sell
for about Slo,0oo,oo0 a year. but the cut IS
diminishing owing TO the failing supply
More than 800 lumber mills in constant
operation have at last produced their IN
evitable effect The State forester will
cooperate with lumbermen and farmers
desiring to improve their lands and pre-
vent them from going TO waste.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
VACATION.

/ golf and ride, swim and row;
Do everything with Zest.
l dissent stop an hour or so
To get a rest.
1 spend my time, I spend my pelf;
I'm busy all the day.
I work hard to enjoy myself
When I'm away.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
SHE DRAWS THE LINE.

She wears a shocking bathing suit.
She likes a cocktail now and then;
She rather thinks It may be cute
To sit upon the knees Of men;
She's been divorced a time on two.
She firts with strangers and she bets:
Her statements are not always true,
--But-
She won't smoke cigarettes
She has been known 70 mildly swear.
For charity" she's danced I'm tights.
Some years ago she bleached her hair.
The worlds attention she inrites:
For breach Of promise She has sued
She boasts that she has gambling debts
Her speech is often TeTy crude.
-But-
She won't smoke cigarettes!
She taints her lips With crimson stain.
Her arching brows are deity drawn:
The rouge that lights her cheeks is plain
So thickly does she lay il on;
She'd barter Of her soul for dress.
And then awake with few regrets:
She's been Correspondent. yes.
-But-
. She won't smoke cigarettesl
S. Z. Kiser. in the Chicago Recooi-Her.lA
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
The Mexican Presidency.
MIX and the Law.

Milwaukee is having trouble with its
milk dealers. one Of them persists in try
ing 70 sell milk. II IS alleged. without a
license, although he has been convicted
OF using unclean cans and OF keeping an
insanitary dairy. His plea Is that he has
leased a new place that Is clean and that
he promises 70 keep clean. The local pa
pers compare his position with that Of
the saloon keeper whose license has been
revoked because Of violation OF the law.
II is argued that II such saloon keeper.
when under BAH for doing illegal BUSH
ness. should defantly open his place on
the plea that l. had been fumigated, he
would promptly get into trouble. The ar
gument Is that the health board has juris-
diction over the indicted milk dealer and
that the mere cleaning up of his old place
or the opening OF a new one does not do
away with his responsibility for the IN
dictment that lies against him. The case
IN Milwaukee viii be made a test one for
Wisconsin.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

An enterprising prohlbitlonlst has
sought 70 list the temperance drinks
noted since the new order Of things down
South was inaugurated He finds near
beer" 'beerette,' ''hoploo," .'beerine.'
'whiskynit ''ginno," and "winkabllnk. q"
And. we suppose, there are even worse
10 come
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
A MifeIv Hint.

Going fishing, hubbyT"
Yes: hope TO bring home some nice
fish tonight"
We'll, don't buy fish II you fail to
catch any"
What do you mean?"
I'D rather have a couple of deviled
crabs"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Conferees about to get together; con-
ferees hopelessly apart Congress soon
Ito adjourn; Congress not to adjourn for
several weeks. So. you see. IL Is just that
way. as we have been telling you all
along.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
Where One Can Ret

From the New York Sun.
Knicker-How much OF a summer resort
Is Il?
Bocker-At present 1t IS a fence on
which you can sit and watch the trains
go by.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

A certain traction magnate has adopted
as his motto. THE public be pleased. q"
We should move It's reference 70 the Sem
ate Finance Committee, but we feel quite
sure it should go 10 the Committee on
Ventilation and Acoustics instead
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The decrease in national mortality sta
tistlcs for the past two months is not
due TO any lack Of fools-who-rock-the-
boat; It is due 10 the safe and sane
Fourth Of July innovation.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Secretary Dickinson says the soldiers
must not be fed on trust products. The
trusts merely wink the other eve. OF
course. They know their Uncle Sammy
is not going TO let his dear soldier boys
starve TO death.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Senator Brown characterizes certain
remarks OF Justice Brewer as utterly
ridiculous. absurd, and senile." Justice
Brewer does not seem 10 consider 1t at
ali necessary to submit an opinion con-
corning Senator Brown.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

says the New York Mail. Well. in al
probability. he could not; indeed. the
man who lives up 10 the simple Golden
Rule could not go far wrong.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
The OrfriunI Jov Rtdn

From the New York Sun.
The Greeks were entering Troy in the
wooden horse.
The first JOY ride" they chortled
Then the slaughter commenced.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The fact that Thomas ". Lawson has
not yet exploited an aeroplane company
indicates that there really may be an
honest penny or two FOR somebody in the
idea, after all
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
Pretending.

See the boys"
Pretending 20 be soldiers. eh?''
Yes; kids get lot Of fun pretending"
And grown-ups. too. I put IN my va.
cation pretending I was rich
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Failing TO get a submitted manuscript
published in the Worlds Work. Mr..
Tawney had It printed in the Congress
slonal Record. This was, We think. a
most exquisite revenge.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Luther Burbank may exploit his seed
less watermelon TO the limit. OF course,
but so long as nobody aboIshes noon
less nights. Erastus Columbus George
Washington Smif VIII not be utterly cast
down
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
A Nenr Relation.

From the Louisville Couricr-JoJrnal.
1t seems that ''near-beer" had brought
the wrath of Georgia prohibitionists down
upon It by being a little too near beer.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Before long. some Of those Georgians
Will be attacking Gov Browns admins
tration." says the st. Louis Star. Be
fore long?' Before short! The Star EVIL
IDENTIFY is not acquainted with that
Georgia OUTFIT
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

We hope Congress viii not get the idea
into its head that there Is something radi-
cally wrong about an occasional month
with five pay days in H.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
A Foxy sugrestion.

I wish you would give my clerks a
talk on salesman said the retail
dealer
Better let EN- watch me selling you a
big BILL" suggested the travelling sales
man.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The Savannah Press refers TO Bleriot
as that fros-eating Frenchman." No
green-eyed monster. OF course, mas been
seen hanging around the Press Office OF
late
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

II there is one thing. more than an
other that disgusts a vain man. It Is 10
see somebody else strutting around ike a
peacock. says the Toledo Blaze. And.
doubtless, If there is one thing more
than another that disgusts a peacock #
Is 70 see man trying to fly like a crow.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The recent Reid dinner 20 the King OF
England seems 70 have been lacking IN
one particular only. 1t appears that Ed
ward forgot to wear his crown.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
From the Houston Post.
A Surgestirc Pnnre-

From the Cleveland Leader.
Him-I've come TO a conclusion.
Her-What Is II?
Him. realize to-day that I have been
a bachelor for thirty-eight years. and
Her-Oh, Jack. this IS so sudden,
Him-And I've decided that I'd had q
bully time and that I'll keep II up.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
So II Goes.

''Your son is spending all your money"
/ don't care. never had any fun
when was a boy"
Wei, his boy viii be able 20 tell the
same story"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Senator Stone will be accompanied TO
his trial by Senator Bailey" says a news
story. And Senator Baileys trusty UNI
brella, surely
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
The Aftermath.

Going TO spend the summer visiting
around. are your
Yes"
Then don't kick when company swarms
In on you next winter"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

"Au Europe feels Clemenceau's fall. a."
says q cable. Go 10. Would those
Trenches have US think CIemenceau the
William Howard Taft Of Europe?
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

We have read lot of How to keep
cOol' advice this summer. Uncle Sam"
seems 10 have solved the problem by
employing a humane weather man.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
The Busy Muae.

To keep the tads IN grub and shoes
Takes lots Of rhyme.
The married poet makes the muse
Work overtime.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
Sermons I'm Boston.

From the Boston Herald.
II flies would only come in winter they
might do lots Of good keeping people
awake IN church
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The rioting In Mexico somehow makes
ono shudder 10 think what may happen
down there when grim old Diaz IS no
more
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

That English critic who was quoted ss
saying Mark Twain is losing his hu-
NOR probably was the victim OF .
typographical error. "Loosing was the
word he intended TO use. OF course
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

For the New York Mairs clay feet
collection is respectfully submitted the
following exhibit: Grand Old Texas has
a town named Humble"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The h!ppopotamus Is an intelligent ami
NAL" says some one In the Louisville
Courier-JournaL We hardly think so.
else why should the hippo elect 10 assault
Bwana Tumbo even in schools?
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
Bread and Cakes.

Housewives in both Boston and New
York complain that not only has the
bakers loaf OF bread shrunken IN size,
but that the former luxury OF cake has
lost its SAVIOR. Economy in eggs, butter,
and sugar has wrought dire results The
new cake has outwardly the charm Of
cheaper markets. but within II is fat,
stale. and Improbable. It may be digest
ihle, but not nourishing. and certainly Il
does not appeal 10 the taste. Still. II is
recognized that the baker also must live
and that higher prices for his raw mate
rails must mean higher prices for his
product or else economy in it's making.
The ultimate consumer must pay. either
In fewer sweets or in higher prices. The
kitchen cannot afford the remedy nor the
kitchen an invention. The only RELIEF
must come either in lower prices for sup
plies or higher incomes for the wage
earners. Otherwise there Will have TO be
a new school in cookery which shall unite
attractiveness TO the palate. nOurishment
to the body, and economy Of the purse.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

A New York doctor says. Water Is
doing man more harm than alcohol" He
ought TO move 10 Alabama and become a
plutocrat
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

This would be an awfully nice world to
live In, II only we could get 10 the real
end OF the Thaw mess.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
Not So Often

From Illustrated Bits
do you think actors ought to marry? p
Yes; but I think some Of them should
not do 1t quite 30 frequently"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

The aeroplane is TO make perfect the
work Of the Dove Of Peace" says an
enthusiast. It Will be bird II II does
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

What. then, IS the exact truth?' in
quires Tom Watson. To tell the exact
truth. that IS all too frequently indeter-
inmate.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

From tho Kansas City Journal
Magistrate-What brought you here9
Prisoner-Two pollcemel. your honor
Magistrate-Drunk again, suppose9
Prisoner-Yes, sir; both Of them.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

From the New York Evening Post
Senator Crane went 10 Massachusetts and viii no
return until Thursday; an indication Of how mucl
the situation" has eased.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

For the life OF US we can't see how n
man who lives up TO the tenets Of DR..
Eliots new religion could 90 far wrong"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Won't you walk into my parlor?''
says the germologist to the fly.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
The Presidents ConciIintInn.

From tho Atlanta Constitution.
Had Mr.. Taft attended a reunion Of COWBOYS
before he faced the tariff scappers, he would have
been better prepared 70 deal with them.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

Louis S. Garmond OF Paris. who was
seen at the Shoreham. discussed the lack
Of public baths in Washington. and said:
L am surprised 70 see your beautiful
Capital Of the great United states with
out a single public bath, where the pe0-
pie in these hot summer months may go
and take a plunge after a DAYS work
in the Office or in the store II health IS
az the bottom OF the welfare Of a nation.
why does not the Congress Of the United
States supply every means TO promote
health? Cleanliness is next 10 godliness,
and IL should be encouraged. Why don't
some philosophical newspaper take up
the campaign for free public baths in
every district OF the clty?"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
MIR. AIdrich Counts vote

From the New York Sun
Senator Aldnch and his colleagues belie7e they
have the necessary votes to pass the conference
report In both Houses.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
THAT FIvE-FOOT BOOK SHELF.

/ From the Atlanta Constitution
The carpenters Of literature viii not
have 10 toll long In the making OF a five.
| foot bookshelf.
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer
II is also noted that the Eliot list o,
twenty-five best books doesn't contain q
single Indiana author.
From the Kansas City Journal.
In DR. Eliot's list OF books that are IN
s,ructive and helpful no mention was
made OF the Senatorial oratory on the
tarin-a truly great volume.
From the Cleveland Leader
Since DR.. Eliot has confessed that he
was paid by a publishing house TO pick
that five feet OF books, we VIII return 10
cur reading Of Shakespeare and the
sporting section
From the Houston Post.
Anybody who thinks DR.. Eliot made
the selection Of five feet OF books for the
purpose OF boosting a book-selinr
scheme evidently has bats in the beIfr,
As a selling proposition, Mrs. South
worth's works would beat the Eliot list
two feet.
From the indianapolis Star
The reason given why the Bible and
Shakespeare were omitted from DIT.
Eliot's hve-foot library is that most peo-
pie have read the Bible and Shakes
peare-" There are probably many per-
sons who could stand a second reading
without danger Of going stale.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
hustled Drewer's CrIticI,m

From the ChicI 90 ReCord-Henld
Justice Prewer characterized as Outings" the
reversal Of vcrdicts trivial technical grounds
and The waste Of weeks or even months in in
panelinp f.res-
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

From the Atlanta Journal
Senator Aldrich answers questions; the other Sen
atcrs ask them. According 10 this. the Rhode
Island serator is the tariff az estion box.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

From the Springfield Republican.
Senator Ia Foiletts has fought the battle Of the
ultimate consumer in the Senate
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

MIR. La FoIIctte's BnttIr

From the Pittsburg Dispatch.
The situation has given Payne the reputation @.
fighting for free raw materials
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

When one considers that cotton is
king in America to-day and that the
wealth OF this country TO a very great
extent IS made from cotton. il is re-
maTka5le TO contemplate that even 10
this day the invention OF Eli Whitney is
still used IN ginning cotton almost as il
was patented. with but very little i'm
provement" said George s. Lambert. a
cotton broker OF Atlanta, Ca, al the Ar
lington last night.
why some genius has not long ago
set 70 work 70 invent a new cotton gin
cannot comprehend. A fortune is GER
tainly awaiting the person who can place
one on the market"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
CHAT IN THE FORUM.

MIR. Depew'S AItruism.
From the New York Globe.
Senator Dcpew is opposed 70 hurting auy one,
fecffnrs
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29
PEOPLE AND THINGS
An Inland Voyage.


It Is an interesting inland voyage that
has been made by two steamboats, from
the Great Lakes to the Mississippi Their
route from Michigan to the Gulf was
used by the Indians before white men
came to America and was known 10 the
French In Canada before the colonies
along the Atlantic coast had reached the
Appalachian range. These boats went
from Grand Rapids 10 Lake Michigan.
through Green Bay and up Fox River.
through Lake WinnebagO 10 the Portage
Canal, 10 the Wisconsin River and then
to the Mississippi The Portage Canal
has nine locks. and to pass them il was
necessary to remove the stern wheels.
Some OF the draw bridges on the Wiscon-
sin were opened for the first time in ten
years. The passage Of these little steam
ers was by a route for which there is
little commercial demand. But il may
be worth revival for local traffic The
demonstration is more interesting than
Il is pertinent TO the agitation for a d.
rect deep waterway from Chicago 20 the
Mississippi by way Of the Illinois River.
A Closed Door to GypsIes.
The rule to bar out immigrant gypsles.
now enforced. merits approval, even
though IL may be against the pictur-
esque. 1t is pointed out, in support Of
their exclusion, that they can be in no
way a beneficial addition 70 the pop
ulation Of the United States. They may
not be a public charge, but II is sus-
pected that they are a burden TO local
communities in another sense. oven
where their presence IS tolerated. they
are not regarded as desirable nelghbors.
even when In transit and IN many cases
local authorities have refused 10 grant
them place 20 camp. They may be
reminders OF some OF the elements Of
feudal life and romance but they do
not conform 10 the modern requirements
Of useful industry. The business OF
horse-trading has passed into other
HANDS and larger importance. and its
traditions have ceased 10 be those Of
sharp dealing Furthermore. the tramp
Is a sufficient peripatetic tax upon the
suffering kindness Of rural charity.
The Mexican Presidency.
Politicians In Mexico are renewing the
speculation as 20 the successor 70 Presi-
dent Dlaz. II looks as though that vet
eran executive may again be his own
successor, unless he otherwise wills Al
though he is hale and strong at seventy
nine, II Is 70 be remembered that the
term Is for six years. This expectation
OF life would be limited by any insurance
statistician. The question OF his success
sor is OF interest 10 investors in the
United States. who have some $3.50 900. 900
at stake IN tranquil Industrial develop
ment sOut;. - the Rio Grande.
Senior Corral. the present occupant Of
the office OF vice president. who in 1904
was selected as the heir OF Diaz. IS
candidate for reelection. and IS opposed
by Senior LimantOUr, secretary OF finance.
and Senior Reyes. a state Official
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

There should be more industrial edu-
cation in the public schools. Cultural.
professional, and managerial vocations
shape the curriculum 20 the neglec. Of
the Industrial There ought to be a
change. It certainly has been true that
ambition has been cultivated in America
from time immemoriaL Boys and girls
have been encouraged to seek better
positions than father and mother have.
Fathers and mothers have tOiled and
sacrificed IN order that their children
might have a better chance. In thou
sands Of cases they have rejoiced the
most when their own hopes have been
realized. The pithy remark OF the SUPER
intendent Of a house Of industry. we
don't want 4 peas9utTy in this country
expresses the feeling Of the majority
The Washington herald., 1909-07-29

She won't smoke cigarettesl
S. Z. Kiser, in the Chicago Record Her,ia
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-04-22
TOWN CLERKS, CITY AND VII.
LACE RECORDERS AND TREAS.
UREs OF MARSHALL COUNTY,.

Town Clerk postof8ce
Agder A. ]. Nustvold Thorwick
Alma A. r. IIokanson. Warren r
BBlswoods @: Enge Alvarado r. 1
Bloomer Chas: w. Dundas Argyle
Boxville Nels Messelt Warren r. 8
cedar Otto Kranz Middle River
Comstock Joe McGregor Radinno
Como Christ Larson Midd1o Rivo,,
Donne1ly Chas. H. RAMBLER Stephen
East Park N. J. Sundberg Roland
Eagle Point August Low Skog
Eckvon Charles Gerber Liner
Esplie Paul P. Sund Esplee
Excel John Whitman Thief River Falls
Foldahl John Q. Haugen Foldah1
Grand Plain N. Bundhund Germantown
Holt Haitian Hanson Holt
Lincoln Lars g. Nilsson Karistad
Marsh Grove Sam Goplin Ellerth
McCrea syver Knutson Warren
Moose River NJ N. Nilsson " Fran
Moylan Knud Rogness Germantown
New Folden N. skaug Newfolden
New Maine Knute Knutson IS Opdahi
Nelson Park G. Kongsvig Stranduuist
New Solum Olof Opseth $50 STRIP
oak Park ]. H. Wang Alvarado
Parker G. r. wyse Stephen
Sfnnott John Hopper stephen
spruce Valley L. Johnson Middle River
Ia John H. Merdink2 stepherl1
T Thief Lake Ike o Ghas; Berg Middle River
vega vega Carl w. Rodquist Warren r. -
1 veidt Theodore G, Johnson Gatzke
Viking HE Hanson I05 Whine
west valley a. Anderson West Valley
Marrenton j: L. rDahlqufst Warren r. i
wright John Gratzek sE9 F1orian
K Einseil Sels F Rum MHsaas Fran
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-04-22
Bids Wanted.

The trustees Of the Swedish Luth-
eran church near Alvarado. will re-
ceive sealed bids until April %. at 2
o'clock P. M. for the building Of q
tower and addition to the church, &C
cording to plans and specifications
that may be seen at the home Of Nels
soderlund, at Alvarado. Bids will Bel
opened at Peter swanscn's place
near the village. at 2 P. NJ. on said
day. Right reserved 70 reject any
or all bids. &C. f'sW 9
s1e PETER NoRDlUND,
se' saa sscarl,sttazy.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-04-22

People past middle life usually have
some kidney trouble or bladder dis
order that saps the vitality, which is
naturally lower in old age. Foley's
Kidney Remedy corrects urinary
troubles, stimulates the kidneys, and
restores strength and vigor. It cures
uric acid troubles by strengthening
the kidneys so they will strain out
the uric acid that settles in the
muscles and joints causing rheuma-
ttsm. Ed. Quistgard ((Warren Phar.
macy.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-04-22
SCHOOL
APpoR7|oNMEN7
FOR MARCH FOR MARSHALL
COUNTY SCHOOLS AT THE RATE
OF 2.37H PER PUPIL.

The March apportionment of the
state school fund, to which is added
1916 from fines and $1S61.17 from in
terest and penalties, is shared in by
the respective school districts as
follows.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-11-18
ARMSTRONG WILL CASE TO
COME UP IN DISTRICT COURT

Again the Samuel Armstrong will
case is to be given hearing, TINS
time in the district court Nettie L..
knapp, niece to Samuel Armstrong,
to whom the latter left his Weld
county farm and other property
which is estimated to be valued at
S5V.OO0, together with her brother
Robert Knapp, will be summoned
AT the hearing of the case in the
county court it was alleged that Arm
s,rons had been unduly influenced
IN making his Will, but it was averred
by attorneys for the niece that the
property was left her because of the
t9ct that she remained unmarried
thus fulfilling the wishes of her uncle
who wished her to care for her moth
cr, Armstrong; aged sister