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Most Awkward.

An old. ~t,:ttt @uiiig tarui,'r Nas ar- a'Ustunfra, L.. ritih ,u ihe nlarEct towu nI,oif I ra'h"t bad 'r'n,sr'-d horse.
 one day his ulau Bob brought tir' MuiInnl which was especially vicious shai tn.rnil,2= fn lh,. door. thr horse tryin. In hsc= and kick and giving q goad deal nt tfotn'c,
 Ihc f.trnI"F faruutrd the hor>c wiIh sonie GiiirullS ard he%ar 10 walk Y out ol the yard when Bob. who sl'. entertained il feeling against thc nuI Yual picked up I stone and flung ' H' him with all his force: out. alas. hi" aim waS cratic and the missile struck his master on the head
 Half daZcd for a moment. the farmer turned slowly in his saddle. aud. not suspecting the real cause of the blow, he measured with his eye the horses hind hoofs and his own head and, set ding himself in the saddle again. started off with the remark. Well. he Allus was an okard beggar. ."-Bondon Scraps
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An ApoiooyI :

A London journal says thf; lively discussion once took place l. :, town council in the north ot Ep:,9;':5. One thing led to another till oa" of the disputauts gave another the lic direct. The insulted party rushed ietwarG and the pair clinchcd. 1t that nto- ment the first man exclaimed. Il Ie. iterate that you are liar" To the astonishment of every one, the aggriev ed party let go his hold. "Oh, well, he said. "in that case l accept tue apology. If man says he reiterates. that is all any gentleman can ask" He did not understand why the bystand- CTS laughed. but the fight was off.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19

the real subject. The workers have made her for their own wise purpose.
 just BIS they make the comb and the huIr'v ,o store i'll it. The egg she Is hal rrlcd from is nt nu Way different from any worker egg. 1T you taE'
 one from q queeu eel! and put Il i'll thr ordinary cell il viii iiatc il out a colulDou female No!i,rr hre. aud 4n egg transferred from WGrE"r comb It. a queen cell beconnes :. fHll @rown queen. ThuuSandS aud thouHands o' worker eggs ;tl',' iaid in T hive during the season. a},d each of those could be made intr Il uti"en il thc workers chose. l.ut th.. worker egg i> ldid E. a small cell. and thc .arYa is bred on n bare iHinilnuul .i f"cd at thr !easI possible cost iU tj!N" trouble. and space tu the hive. while when a he* aueeD k waDled :, cell nS biz as your finger tip is built and the lHrva ls stuffed like :: prize pig through all its Eve days of embryo life until. with unlimited food and time aud room to grow in. it comes out at last q perfec. ,uu, her bee Van NorGen'S Magazine
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
KeepFna Time In Holland.

Railroad time as we generally uno derstand the phrase fin the United States, Is q little ahead of the town time, hut in The Hague, the quaint old capital s.f Holland, all private and un official iuc.s and watches are kept twenty | inutes fast" said traveler When Il is noon in the railway sta lion. posiofiice and other governn ent buildings of The Hague the timepieces tn the shops and the watches of the sturdy burghers show 1920 p. m. Just what reason there is for this I don't know, although l asked enlightenment In many quarters. It seems a custom that has been handed down for gener ations, and the Dutch are too conserv- ative to change the ways of their pro genitors without some mighty induce ment"-Baltimore American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19

por,at. in Eurnpe. bu, i' ha~ Holr ishcc ill the east fr"m Il period ttn r'' mote fn a'itait f c:!cu Il, ion 1 lie EgSili.,nS rert;tt;iIy used both cotton and linen ,1.t}tt-it;~ for tragWea,~ "s such Stuii~ have l"'"u preserved lmonE the oi her rriis"1 "t their aurIent ciri- liZaiios.. and th"." k much reason {" believe that lNt. '';,bnratt' draltrricS of the SSSyrian> Npft 't',tton or HfUa',nS finely woven ttld nt drlicaI" t'N'pr" In China. too apd India tho same kinds of material bave been the eo,n- mon wear of the people from ti;p" sp memorial n fact. everywhere thrnngf our the ca cotton fabrics were p,, duced and used long before ,bc prinii. five Eurotr tI'S had begun to develop auy of the cf;irt,s of ;riliZHtiOU ot t'" deet! mad r"HSrd to h" anything hu: SE In cad ~aNt@rs
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19

erai hundrcd Wen Tor uinrre'n i'v>'- tions each year.
 .'The question always ask them Is. Do you stIto,r Il pipe much: tf course. he ;ill- Nrt~ are AuIiouS. Soiiie pf them smoke q piip Il great deal and others not at all.
 .Why do ! ask about the pipe. Welt. not that 1 have the least interest in their habits or that l have any preju- lice one way or another i'll the mat. Rr. The reason is that l waut ta know whether the formation of their lower jaws Is natural or acquired.
 "A man with tirm lower jaw iS a ways Il man of parts and of will ! say 'nlways' ~uny way. most always. 1T he does not smoke a pipe his square jaw. back near where 1t hinges oil tu the upper one. is natural. If u" is Il pipe smoker ihc looks are deccirih&. and 1 have to judge his caliber some other way.
 muscles back on the face about the place Il man stops when he makes the first stroke downward ih shaving These are the muscles that bold tlie laws together They often give il square jaWed effect 10 Il ln:n who hasn't any square jaw characteristics My men think ) ask funny questions but there's reason" New lorA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Much Married.

The following. taken from "Eve'yh1 Diary" refers to a Dutehwomah "M ;ived ia the seventeenth century: "ie wards the end of August returned tt uaarlern. They showed us q cottag' where, they to!,l us. dwelt "onlal who had been married to her twenty fifth husband and. being now wido" was prohibited to marry in the future vet 1t could not be proved that sh' had ever made away with any 1T he husbands, though the suspicion Ea' brought her divers times into trouble.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Saw flrdia,.sr Mv Mdan,hRR.EIIsAtG!a Mdan,hRR.Es IIsAt G!a..

eaN flfdi!,fist \ Iffic AdhihH,EN d1S sa,. they sho: 4 donkey. nistakins ihe creature for wild animal. They sold the hide. and l, finally came 10 lhe hands of tohn Barnes in I.ipton.
 When ne thirkasaws returned to tl,r region of iitnun for their annual hunt the teyt ta. !;arnes invited them To I shooting match. the prize To be The skin oI NerT rare animal.
 Thirty braves appeared at the con tpsI aDd u,ic of them won the prize. Whel. hr Aa& tue skin he turned Il over and said: "Ha. ha. Me kill hiIc, Me sliuot him. Seer And he pointed To ,h. tHial bullet hole
 'rbati Barnes told them that they had kil!cd donkey. B very useful animal. but he was sure that they had done tt by mistake. believing it ,o be q vic animal.
 Tbo indlaus listened a,icnti,ciy tt th.. MhItr u,ah's words and .hen con suited t,2eth her few minutes Finally they separated. each brave Eoiii.. tn his pony. Inhitchin. him and ''ading hiri' to the spot where a gang of white men stood. Barnes in the midst of them TheH one of the Indians spoke:
 We sorry we kill donkey. We think he belong to tue woods. We tina him in cane. We think him wild. W" sor- ry. Now we pay. We take no white mans hoss. pony. nothing "f white man. We honest We have ponies; that's all Take pay. And he mo- tion,.d 10 the long line of ponies, held by their owners.
 How uraHy" asked Barnes.
 White man say" returned the lit. dian: take plenty
 The, honor of the red meh was not equalcd by the white men. for. h" it recorded 10 their shame, they took from the Chickasa ws thirtytive ponies to pay for the accidental killing ns one donkey
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
aoon Door. or th. Stage.

In real life room doors always "pe tn toward the fooln !tseR. o~ 'n ste ge. however, roo.1 doors. as run open outward, CT awsy from the ro"n Exits ar. one of the most dimcuit part of the aetor's art. and # he or she ha tn .nuble with the handle. pull th door toward thern. step round II m pssa through they would pfooa D. make g clumsy dodge ot It. Thar why, as rule, doors arc eonsu"s te m open outward at push.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
What Would He Do With tt7

A farmer owned doga very good. high bred and thoroughly trained dog
 that every morning for three years chase<l a railWa! train that ran past the farm. The farmer and his wife were watching the persistent but vain pursuit one warm morning.
 "I wonder" the wifi. said what makes that foolish dog chase the train so pcrsistentlF.
 Never thought about that, repiie the farmer. "bat Eve often wonders'i what ie would do if he caught it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
A Coy Maiden.

A girl played postottice at para and yelled and shricked and howlec and ran behind the door and scratched the young mans face in seven places upset lamp, kicked over the piaR stool, and when he finally kissed hel on the tip of the ear she fainted deac away and said she could never look anybody in the face again. They lee the bashful, modest. gentle. sobbint creature home, and the next day she ran away with a married lightning rod psddler.-Altoona {Kan.} Tribune
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
The Audience.

The Actor sa terrible bore,- ! wfull. bad arrangements at Jayvilie. Played Hamlet" there last week. Somebody shouted Fire and # took twenty minutes for the audience to get oW. His Victim 1 Sposc the poor heg:.ar was lame what?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Attraction.

Fruits fall to the earth because the earth attracts them. Bubbles in a cup of tea stand around the sides of the cup because the cup attracts them. The little bubbles gather about the large ones because the large bubbles attract the smaller ones. Why do the bubbles follow teaspoon? Because the spoon attracts them. Why are the afdes of pond covered with leaves while the middle is clear? Because the sAore attracts the leaves to itself
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Quito Natural.

'~That play had somo very natural touches"
 "Drama of domestic life, eh?'
 "Yes; they had q new servant in every scene. and the heroine was a brunette in act 1 and . blond in act 2"-Louisville Courier J ournal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
la44Xa aiA

IAncasl.ye vicar was asked Oy W choir to eall upon Ih Betty. who ~e deaf. but who insisted In joining In IL selo of the anthem, and to ask he enly to sing in the hymns. He snouts into her ear. Betty. I've been FeQueo' d to speak to you about your 1oa lns," At last she caught the wor' .1instnR~ and replied: Not to me D &he praiss, yir. It's . gift t"-Pah MS 0AKstte.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
What lie Wanted.

Professional Guide ito palace car porter,--l have an English lord In charge. and want him to get good impression of the comforts of traye! in this country Here's .sa. Porter Yes. sall. Do you want ne to gib him extra attention. sab? Guide~Great Scott. no. wanr you to keep away from hinl,- New York Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
l9. 1909:

sunshine. Children thinly clad. wer playing about with shouts or mefr' rent Potatoes were in full biossoh and cabbage and various Ssgsta .'ie added to the sense of hosnelike comiof' But such days are oases Tn vast oe's' !. nr ra,n for jr Iceland !p summer | not cold tt ts not comtortanis.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Tall and Short.

First Detective-Wha was the de scription of that absconding bank cashier we were told to look out for? Second Detective-He was six feet tan and S5O.OOO short Philadelphia Rec ord
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Awkwardly Put.

Old Lady (to new curate>-Ah. sir, VIC do enjoy your sermons They are 70 Instructive. We never knew what ein was until you came to the parish.- London Telegraph.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Ton,nny Atkins cn the Rarre.

Subalterl,-- What un earth are you fellows doing: There hasn't been I hir signaled for the last half hour. pri- yate-l think we must ave shot the marker. Sir.--l.o london Punch.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Broadeninu.

Bond Don't you realize that mar riacc lroad.n!s a man? Benedict-Oh, yes: l suppose It can be put that way but "tiattens" Is the word I've always used London Express.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
Tedious.

4 country convert. full of zeal. lh his first prayer meeting remarks of- fered himself for service Il am ready to do anything the Lord asks of me, . said he, "so long as it's honorable
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19

They are never alone that are accom-. panied by noble rhoughts.-Sir Philip Sidney.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-12-19
And so does every town.

And so does every town.
 If the bottom of this town drops cut. what are we going to stand on?
 And the bottom will drop out If we fail to stand together and wos& together for the good of the conmun5 ty-myself, yourself sand the other fel- low.
 In order to build to the top. there must hs a solid bottom
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
MASSACRE PREVENTED.

Cesarea, Asiatic Turkey, May Is
Vigorous action on the part of the
city government prevented a mas
saCre of Armenians at Cesarea. When
the governor received a telegram
from Constantinople directing him to
take sharp measures against Armen-
iaRs and SyrianS, he tore the com
munication up. He then sent for the
commander of the troops and asked
him if he had a similar message.
Upon receiving an affirmative reply,
he demanded that il be given over to
him. The commandant demurTed.
The governor then took a revolver
from his desk and covering the COM
mandant said: Unless you hand that
message over to me at once, I will
blow of your head" The command
ant surrendered the dispatch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
RosENFELD SUMMONED.

Chicago, May 15.-Summons for
Maurice Resented, former cashier of
the now defunct Chicago National
Bank, and his brother-in-law, Bern
hart RosenbuEg, were issued today by
Referee in Bankruptcy Wean. MIR.
Wean is conducting an investigation
into the assets of Peter van V1issen-
gen, the real estate dealer who plead
ed guilty some time ago to fOrgeries
aggregating more than a million dol
lars. Recently van Vlissengen testi-
fed before the referee that four years
prior to his public confession last
winter he had admitted his misdeeds
to Rosenfeld and Rosenberg, to whom
he owed several hundred thousand
dollars, secured on forged mortgages.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
ELECTION NOTICE..


The Following polling places have been
selected and clerks and inspectors ap-
pointed for the city election to be held in
1909:
District 12-Voting place. corner Chase
and Cevalfos streets. Robt. W. Schools
Chas; Bergin, A. Med. Meyer, inspectors
Don Mcclellan, clerk.
District 13-Voting place, county court
house annex. R. A. Berry, d. n. Niehol-
sen. Marion p. Quina, inspectors; S. b.
Flynn. clerk.
District I4-Voting place. Romano street.
between Palafox and Baylen. f. T.
QuinR- J. s Rupert, ". W. Potter, in
Spectors; 10 Brown, clerk
Nilliers and Romano streets. t s Caro-
i. Z Commyns. Jas. 7. Clarke, inspec-
tors; F. J. Rfera, clerk
District 2S-Voting place corner of
Hutchins,, s. r. Likes. A Boeske, inspec-
tors: J. r. Muller. clerk.
District 27-Vottng place corner Tenth
avenue and DeSoeo street Jno. T. Cocker
i. a. Reager, clerk
District 2S-VOting place. corner Alca-
niz and Brainard streets. j. W. Senterfit
2, A. Thomas. n; A Nelson, inspectors;
District 2s-Voting place. corner Hayns
ard Gadsoen streets Henry Perkins
W. W. Wolfe, A. w. McReynolds. inspec-
tors. Theo- F. Crona. clerk.
District sO-Voting place. corner Pala-
fox and Lloyd streets. o. J. Stephens,
T. o. S. McVoy. +. Russ Smith, inspec-
Tors; F. r. Merritt. clerk.
and DeSoto streets. r. II. Blackshear, J.
J. Fen A. G. Fell, Inspectors F. ].
Shelby, clerk.
eminent and Z streets. J. T. Scott. r.
Bear, Paul X. Tornoe, inspectors Philip
Klein, clerk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
BODY IN SUIT CASE.

jamestown, n. Y, May 16.-A suit
case which was left in the ladies wait
ing room at the Erie station here, a
week or more ago, and which has re-
NAMED without a claimant, was open
ed today by the station master and
found to contain the partially decom-
posed remains of three or four days
old baby. The child was well dress
ed and a ten dollar bill was pinned
10 the clothing The case was not
locked The police here nave found
no clue.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
TAFT MEMBER
Of THE c. A. R.
IN THE PRESENCE OF DISTIN-
GUISHED GATHER RING THE
PRESIDENT is MUSTERED IN AS
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATE
SOCIETY.
Nv Associated Press.

Washington, May l5.-Presldent
Taft, in the presence of distinguish
ed gathering of civil war veterans,
was mustered in today as a member
of the Associate Society of Farms
worth post, Grand Army of the Re
public o. Mount Vernon, n. Y. The
ceremonies were conducted by Gen
eral Horace Porter of New York, in
the East room of the White House.
President Roosevelt was made a mem
Der of the associate society soon at
ter he became president.
A few years ago when the Grand
Army ranks began to thin from death,
a movement was started TO organize
associate societies of such persons as
desired TO help keep up the famous
organization Many Of the larger
posts now have associate societies.
President Taft became an honorary
mmber.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
OPERATOR ScALDED TELLS
OVER WIRE OF HIS PLIGHT.
Rv Associated Press.

Indianapolis, nd, May ID am
badly burned and blind" was a mes
sage slowly licked into the Pan Han
die Railroad dispatchers office at
Logansport, Ind, late last night from
G.. e. FraZel, an operator in a block
tower near Marion. The despatchers'
ordered a freight train to stop at the
place and the crew found Frazel suf-
iering terribly from burns. He had
been scalded by the explosion of a
bottle of coffee he was heating on a
stove and had felt his way to a key
TO call for help. Frazel was taken
TO Marion, where today his physicians
say they fear they cannot save his
eye sight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
DAMAGE BY RAIN STORM.

Marshalltown, Iowa, May 15.-Last
nights rain storm in this vicinity was
the worst in years and has done much
damage TO grain and stock. The Chi
cago and Northern Railroad is tied
up by bad wash-outS at Quarry and
Lamoille. At Quarry the big stone
arch bridge is destroyed and a hun
dred feet OF track washed out The
Great Western suffered from wash
outs at Mingo and Lurey.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
JOHNSON GETTING READY.

Philadelphia, May 15.-Confdent
that he will be in fine physical con-
dition for his bout with Jack
O'Brien at the National Athletic club
in this city, next Wednesday night,
Jack" johnson, the champion negro
pugilist, today began the final prepar-
ations for the fight
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
How to Send Your Views.

You may either call at our Office and deliver the
views, being to write your and address on
the back of same plainly mail them to P. O.
Box 779.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
BOILER EXPLODED.

gainesville, o.. May 15.-One man
was killed, four others fatally in
jured and the engineer slightly in
jured was the result of the explosion
of 1ue in the boiler Df the steamer
James III. Hoyt. three miles out of
FaiFport hsTbor today. The names of
the man killed and those injured were
not made known
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
The Judges.

All Of the views at the close of the contest will be
submitted to three judges, who will be named later
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
REFUSED TO ENJoIN.

Louisville, KY, May 15.-Judge
Miller, in the circuit court. refused to
enjoin the progress of building or the
Gaiety theater. now under construc-
ton here, but held that it may not be
used as a theater lest it become a
public nuisance and menace to the
lives OF the people OF the city
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
The Exhibit.

The views as fast they turned in will
placed on exhibition in the windows of the leadi1
stores on Palafox ST., each view having the name
the contestant below it,.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16

We request that you submit your pictures as soon
as possible.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-16
Beautiful East Pensacola HEIGHTS
Contest Opens.

The contest opens TODAY and closes Tune 18th
No views will be accepted after that date. The win
ners of the contest will be announced Sunday June
18th.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-02
HAMMOND WIFE
ACCUSES CALDWELL

Columbus, Ind, July Mrs. Marion
Caldwell, who says she is the lawful
ly welded wife of Charles w. Cald-
well, who has been in the limelight
more or less for the last two months,
came here from Hammond Wednesday
morning to consult with the prosecut-
ing attorney. in an effort to prefer
some sort OF charge against the man
she insists is her husband. She says
she is wife No. /; that she never was
divorced from Caldwell, and that he
was guilty OF bigamy when he married
Viola Caldwell, who now lives in Eliza
bethtown.
Caldwell was released from jail a
few days ago on bond which he
signed himself. after which he imme-
diately left, presumably for Mexico. and
nothing has been heard from him since.
1t is predicted that he Will not appear
at the September term of court, and
there has been considerable warm dis
cussion of the matter between the
prosecutor and the sheriff. as the for
mer wanted Caldwell held.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-02

WANTEDFOR
D|STnLERY
East Chicago Concern in
Court on Application for a
Receiver, and Edward
Strong Files a Petition
There This Morning.

Edward Strong has filed a petition
in the Lake superior court, in which
he asks for the appointment of a re-
ceiver for the Old Tokey Distilling
company of East Chicago.
Strong alleges that on Feb. IA the
distiNery was destroyed by fire and that
an adjustment was made with one of
the insurance companies for $5,221.92.
He states that an adjustment is about
to be made with another company for
a smaller amount.
Strong claims that part of the mon
ey which he has secured has been
used to pay certain creditors and that
the rest of the insurance will be paid
out inequitably unless the court in
tervenes and appoints a receiver
George Hudack is named as the presi-
dent. and Edward Strong claims that he
is now running a store in East Chica go,
where liquors are sold. and that the
creditors are now pressing him so
strongly that he will pay them TO the
exclusion of the plaintin unless in
this emergency a receiver is appoint
ed.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-02
HOFFMAN STREET LOTS
GOING UP IN PRICE.

Wonders in the Hammond real
ty market will evidently never
cease.
Where is the slump of yester-
year?
Negotiations have been taken
up and closed between Louis E.
Holman, who Is here from the
sest on a visit, and Leo Wolf, of
the. firm Of Kaufman & Wolf,
whereby Mr. Holman becomes the
owner of Is feet on Holman street
for $4,000. This lot is on the
corner of Elizabeth street and
makes the price of property there
nerly $50 per front foot.
Incidentally it has boosted the
price of realty along the thor
oughfare in that vicinity and it
won't be ong before lots on Hob
man street can't be touched with
a ten-foot pole.
Mr.. Holman will build a fine
residence on the property.