Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1909-12-03

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liOrnla ports, maintains cantren for
the enlisted men, on board Native
brcwcd beer j. dispensed to the sail
orS al cost price One of the officers
of the Arcona says that the feature
OF keeping beer for the men has
grown to be absolutely necessary on
board German warship. Beer for
the sailors, kept aboard the ship.
My, my isn't this awful. Mabel?
Crowd thrilled by the voice of
Miss Eva Booth, was a recent head
ing in the P-L This is a nice com
piment to Miss Eva. to be sure.
| suppose when Mrs. Emmcinc
PdrkhurSt, the militant sutfragrttc.
lectures in Seattle. the P-L will
head her address:
Crowd chilled by the voice of
Mrs. ParkhurSt. Ifthe P-L should
do this, Editor Rraincrd will have
two warts on his fingers, instead of
one, to make him remember how
much writing he did to appeaSc the
crowd of women sutfragctteS who
called upon him that morning.
years ago.
If Jesus should come to Olympia
and deliver his sermon on the Mount,
or if Moses should come and expound
the Decalogue on the street, free
of charge, there are a few SaS-
s:ety people IN this city who would
not listen to the discourses. Not
on your photograph. This. bunch Of
Sassiety folks would not be com
PEELED to borrow money to purchase
reserved seats in the opera house.
arraycd in fashionable clothes which
they owe tailor, drcSSmakcr and
store for, as is regular and custom
AIRY for them to do. The class Of
sasSiety creatures, which allude to
here. and which Olympia. confess.
is infested with few, are never at
home the first of the month, nor
at TIE Office either, for that mat
ter, and at last bunco all merchants
and tradeSmen who credit them.
The san Francisco HroBicle is the
first ne HSpaper on the Pacific Coast
to add To its telephone and telegraph
service. that of the wireless, for the
gathering of news dispatches and
aerogramS from ships at sea. If
wires are down twill make nc
difference from now on with the
fHrontcIr. With forty land stations
on the coast. and with fifty light
steamships plying from Pacific ports
already equipped with wireless in
strumcntS, the service rendered by
the company has attained a degree OF
efficiency that makes it a factor in
news gathering that cannot be neg
lected in ordinary times, and may bt
| the sole means of quick communica
ton between cities and steamships
in days when weather conditions pu'
telegraph wires out of action. Tht
wireless Office of the THronicle is Situ
ated on the roof of the CHronicI
building.
His chief personal characteristic i
long beard and his pride is in neve
wearing necktie. Mccormick is 6
years old. .',Er.
This relates to Robert l.. McCor
mick. of Tacoma. who wants to sue
ceed Piles as United States Senator
When you think of his long beard
docsn t it remind you of the ol'
| hypocrite, now dead and gone-Sen
ator Mitchell. of Oregon. Long
bearded men. as Il rule. are not to b
trusted. am as skeery" of long
bearded men as of rattlcsnake
During my career on Earth | hav
observed that nine out of every tel
men who wear long boards are fakirs
bilks. frauds and hypocrites. You
perhaps. do not believe this. Well
make note of all men you are ac
quainted with, who wear long boards
keep tab on all such, and III wager
bottle of Its the Water agans
the hole of Il doughnut that you
discover that state the truth min
ont of ten times. when | declare tha
two-legged animals who wear Ion
boards. are, as a rule. bilkS of tn
first water