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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Wash Goods

The clearing out time with us is here
now and we shall this week throw
out some marvellous attractions in
printed laws, muslins and other wash
fabrics at tremendous reductions.
Understand they are all new and
this seasons fabrics and not lot OF
Junk" but our most desirable print
ed fabrics which we want to sell
right now.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
POINDEXTER'S TONIC

Contains no opiates or narcotics and
is made of the purest drugs, conse-
quently can be taken by man, woman
and child with safety. A pure genuine
Tonic that tones up the general sys-
tenn, aids digestion, enriches the blood
and gives you new life. If you feel
weak and run down, or do not relish
what you eat, if you have full and
feeling after eating, dull
headache and lost appetite, or are
nervous and suffer from nervous
dyspepsia, POINDEXTER'S TONIC
will quickly remove the Inflammation
o fthe, membranes, thereby check
ing the advance of the disease. We
can recdS 2end it with confidence and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
ON FORGERY CHARGE
Pen Work on Checks f. Cause Of
Trouble.

who believes the pen is mightier than
the sword, or the plow either for that
matter, more especially when it is
used in signing bank checks. Now
Umphrey's name attached to a check
is worth almost as much as the hole
in doughnut, and Umphrey knows
it, In his artistic penwork Umphrey
is said to have inscribed other names
upon checks which he succeeded in
cashing into specie. At all events
his check game is check-mated, and
the bastile now holds him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Chas. 1. Ansfey.

perilous leap can get license for
$1.75. An effort to raise the mar
riage licenses fee from $3.50 to 81
failed in the senate yesterday, when
the bill by Senators Gordy, King and
Calhoun failed to pass for lack of a
constitutional majority. The vote
was Is to Is. The principal objec-
ton to the measure was that it would
throw restrictions around marriages.
while the senate thought wedlocA
should be encouraged.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
AMERICUS GOES TO BALLGAMES
Gate Receipts For Three Days EX-
coed $3.50.

That Americas people are good
supporters of baseball is reflected in
the gate receipts during the three
games here with the Atlanta team
this week The total receipts from
admissions during the series exceed
ed $3.50 Oftimes here when a good
team is playing the Champs the gate
receipts run well above the hundred
dollar mark, evidencing the interest
our fans take in the game and-in the
Champs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
TWENTY MILES IN 20 MINUTES
Speeded to Americas In Record Time
Yesterday

One of the finest record runs made
here recently, and one attesting the
fine condition of Sumter's roads, was
that yesterday when Mr. Wheeler, of
Cordele, arrived here in a new high
power Oldsmobile racing machine.
From Flint river to Americas the dis
lance is a measured twenty miles,
over a fine smooth road, and Mr..
Wheeler is said to have covered the
distance in exactly twenty minutes.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Many people with chronic throat
and lung trouble have found comfort
and relief in Foley's Honey and Tar
as it cures stubborn coughs after 9TH
er treatment has failed. L. M. Rug
giles, Reasnor, Iowa, writes: THE
doctors said | had consumption, and
got no better until / took Foleys Hon
ely and Tar. 1t stopped the hemor-
rhages and pain in my lungs and they
are now as sound as a bullet" Sold
by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Muslin Underwear

We are offering some extraordinary
values in ladies corset covers, night
gowns, petticoats, drawers, chemises
children's drawers and skirts, etc.
This is the largest as we'll as best
line muslin underwear ever carried
in Americas, and the prices are such
as to justify your buying them made
rather than the material and making
them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Everyone would be benefited by
taking Foley's Orino Laxative for
stomach and liver trouble and habit
ual constipation. 1t sweetens the
stomach and breath, gently stimulates
the liver and regulates the bowels and
is much superior to pills and ordinary
laXatives. Why not try Foley's Orino
Laxative today. Sold by all druggists
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
RIFT.

(From Our Regular Correspondent
Rift, Ca, July 20.-The meeting at
Mt. Zion last week was a glorious
one. The church was crowded day
and night. We all think Rev. Barr is
second to nobody as a man and a
minister. His grand sermons were
certainly a great help to this com
munity. He left Saturday for his
home in Macon. All hope to see hira
back again in the near future.
Miss Willie Clark, of Leesburg, Z
the attractive guest of Miss Bobbilh
Pace this week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
is DETAINED HERE BY ILLNESS
Representative Griffin Will Return
To Atlanta To-day

Representative Fletcher w Griffin
returns to Atlanta this morning after
a stay of nearly a week at his home
here, being detained by the serious
illness of his little grandson, the
child of Mr. and Mrs. Leon Griffin.
Mrs. Griffin and little babe will go
to Atlanta today with Mr. Griffin 10
consult specialist regarding the
child's condition.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Butler. Ca. Nov ~ 1aoS

Butler, Ga, Nov. II, 1908.
Pojndexter Tonic Co., Ellaville, Ga:
For several years my daughter was
almost complete invalid, troubled
with shortness of breath, couldn't
eat anything without great suffering.
and after all doctors had failed, and
Poindexter's Tonic being recommend
ed, I gave her the full treatment C.
bottles) which entirely cured her And
I can say that I consider Poindexter's
Tonic, unequaled for any stomach
trouble. Very truly,
MRS. ]. c. SEALY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Ladies Suits and Skirts

We will sell any ladies tailor-made
suit in this stock at the most ridiCu-
lous reductions as we have only
few left and we want to clear them
out entirely SO if you want either
wool or wash suit come and give
us an opportunity to show you what
your coin will do NOW.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
ANSLEY'S

Trunks and travelling bags, great va
riety. We want to clear out our
trunks and will name low prices to
prospective purchasers. Special val
ues in bags. Beautiful mating suit
cases at popular prices.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
SUMMARY-Stolen bases, E. Ma

SUMMARY-Stolen bases, E. May
er, Dunn, Wheatley. Sacrifice hits,
Buchannon, Bynum, Collier. Two
base hits, Ayers and Ansley. Home
run, Buchannon. Double plays Dunn
to Wlheatley; McGregor to Dunn.
First on balls, off Mayer / off Perry
man 1. Struck out by Mayer Is;
by Perryman 5. Passed balls Armis-
tead, 3, McGregor 1. Hit by pitcher,
Perryman 1, (ArmisteaO Time of
game hours. Umpire Fort McAfee.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Ellaville, Ga. Jan. $40

EIIaviIIe, Ca, Jan. 8,I9OS.
Mr.. A. A. Poindexter, Columbus, Ga.
Dear Sir: Last August l was strick-
en- down with shortness of breath and
general debility to such an extent that
L despaired. 1t was at that time in
business at Ellaville, Ga, but my
health SO completely failed me, that
l closed out my business. On your
I took Poindexter's
Tonic and began to improve at once.
l can now eat anything 7 want with
out the least unpleasantness and can
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
DIXON is ACQUITTED OF CHARGE

Jury Out But a Few MINUTES in His
Case.
Paul Dixon, a resident of Leslie,
was put upon trial in the city court
of Americas yesterday upon misde-
meanor charge, that of larceny from
the house. The jury was out but a
few minutes, returning verdict of
not guilty Mr. Dixon was represent
ed by Attorneys Ellis & Webb, of this
city.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mr.. Edward Keller came yesterday
from Gulf Port, Miss, joining Mrs
Keifer in a visit to Mr.. and Mrs. N.
A Ray. They will reside hereafter
in Atlanta.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
DIR. CROCKETT GOES TO DALLAS
Nav Make His Home in the Texas
Metropolis

DR.. Kent Crockett left today by the
Central Railway for Dallas, where he
will spend a month or two looking
over the situation there with the view
of locating and engaging in business.
His many friends in Americas will
wish him success in his new field,
should he decide to locate there.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stops chronic coughs that weaken the
constitution, but heals and strength
ems the lungs. It affords comfort and
relief in the worst case of chronic
bronchitis, asthma, hay fever and
lung trouble. Sold by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Randall and
Miss Annie Randall, of Smithyille,
were among the many visitors in
Americas yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mrs. W. H. c. Dudley left yester-
day for Knoxville, Tenn, where she
will be the guest of Mr.. and Mrs
Leroy G.. Henderson
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
A Satisfactory Remedy for Indigestion

are willing to back the recommends
ton with a guarantee. If the
remedy does not give entire satisfac-
ton the money will be refunded.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
New Bedford Standard

Since the first of January auto
mobiles to the value of more than
$4O,000,000 have been registered in
this commonwealth. Prosperity or
extravaganza?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Put in an electric fan and be com.
Portable this summer. Call at office
of Americas Railway and Light Com.
pany, see samples and secure prices.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Put in an electric fan and be COM
Portable this summer. Call at office
of Americas Railway and Light Com.
pany, see samples and secure prices.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Put in an electric fan and be COM
Portable this summer. Call at office
of Americas Railway and Light Conn.,
pany, see samples and secure prices.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Miss Foy Mott left yesterday for a
delightful visit of month in Chatta-
nooga, Cincinnati and other cities of
the West
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mrs, w. D. Carhart, one of Macon's
charming young matrons, the guest
of Miss Genie Gregory for a week,
has returned home.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mrs. Albert ]. Evans returned to
Fort Valley yesterday after a visit in
Americas, the guest of her mother,
Mrs. T. J. Baisden.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mrs. Edward Reeves returned to
Augusta yesterday after visit to
Mrs. D. c. n. Burkhalter at her home
on Jackson street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mr. and Mrs. w D. Smith arr
spending ten days in Thomaston, with
Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Rushin.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

"The ladies should not kiss" a man
with whiskers. Yearwood shaves
EN- off. Baths still Is cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Wood! Wood!

have fine oak wood and pine wood
for sale by car load. Any one need
ing wood write to me for it. ]. w
BARWICK, Leslie, Ga. 22-4t-1tw
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Do IT NOW
Place your order for gas range and
insure kitchen comfort this summer.
DO IT NOW

Mr.. Will S. Roach left yesterday for
White Sulphur Springs, Fla, for a
stay of two weeks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mr.. T. j. Walden, the we'll known
barber of Fort Valley, formerly of
this place, will be with me after the
first of August. The patronage of
his old friends here is solicited.
w. HI. ELY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

EAT IN COMFORT. PUT AN Ell.
ECTRIC FAN IN YOUR DINING
ROOM. CALL AT GAS COMPANIES
OFFICE AND SEE FANS.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

1t costs no more to cook with ga
and it saves lots of trouble.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

attend to my business. lam now
luIly well. Very truly,
Claude Dixon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mrs. John Ross and Miss Hattie
May Ross returned to Americas yes
terday from a visit of several weeks
in Macon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
STILL on SALE AT OLD PRICE
Effort to Ball Marriage Licenses Has
Failed

Wedding licenses in Americus are
to remain at the old figure which has
landed so many good men into the dis
card, and any willing to make the
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mr. and Mrs. Charles Harris and
pretty little daughter, Ruth. return
ed to New York last night after a
visit in Americas, the old home of
Mr. Harris.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Black silk petticoats $3.50 at War
ticks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Ladies soc belts, so different
styles, your choice 25c at Warlick's
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Miss Addie Skillman, the much adj
mired guest of Miss Genie Gregory
and the recipient of many pleasant
attentions here, returned to Eufaula
yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Let us supply your stationery
wants for your vacation. Elegant
pound and box papers to select from.
HOLIDAYS BOOK STORE.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Shoes, shoes, save money on you
shoes at Warlick'S.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Col. George E. Thornton came
over from Preston yesterday, ming
ling with friends here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mr.. F. w. Kelley and family have
removed from the city to their COM
Portable plantation home near De-
Soto.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

FOR RENT-New cottage home, 6
rooms and bath, nice yard and gar
den. Vacated August 1. MRS. T. J.
BAISDEN, Phone 270. 11-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL LIFE

Solid Gold top cuff pins, soc pc
pair at Bell the Jeweler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

NJ T. Gilbert and B. H. King were
among the several Atlantans in the
city yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Misses Sarah and Rebecca Mathis
are at home again after having spent
a month at White Sulphur Springs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

FOR RENT-Residence No. 807 For
syth street. Immediate possession.
Apply to Mrs. E. j. McGehee. 9-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Portable plantation home near De-
Soto
Kills fleas, cures the worst case of
mango, Bicaises Mango Cure. Not
poisonous. Full line of Bicaises Dog
Remedies for sale at Hudson's Drug
Store 22-29-S-4-11.
Androscoggin and Hill Bleaching
Sc at ,Warlick's clearance sale.
Miss Florrie Magee of Eufaula is
visiting relatives in Americas this
week She is the guest of Mrs. J.
NJ. Fields.
Warlicks clearance sale now on.
Our entire line of striped Themes
II Lee yard, Warlick's clearance
sale.
Mr.. Wade Turner came up from
Smithville yesterday among others
here from the thriving metropolis of
Lee
The prettiest line of ladies and
lchildren's ankle strap slippers in
| town at Warlicks.
Miss Bicey Westbrook came from
Macon yesterday upon a visit of a
few days here to her mother, Mrs. M
F. Westbrook.
Shoes for less money than you ever
saw them before at Warlick's big
clearance sale.
We will easily save you dollar or
your nice slippers at Warlick's.
One game out of three was At
lanta's portion in Americas. Looks
! like the mice" swallowed the "cats,"
Ell Collier
Miss Stella Wade of Leslie is a
pretty visitor here, the guest of Miss
Gertrude Hudson.
B. H. Logan came over from Say
annah yesterday, having business in
Americas.
J. G. Hunter was among the At
lantans stopping at the Hotel Wind
sor last night.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
Do 1T NOW

Place. your order for gas range aud
insure kitchen comfort this summer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
What Every Man Knows

s-s--f. IAtIanta COnstltutIon.-
1ndeel> trousers for women should
Asa..cr eft such sensation" But
q have not been wear
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Four room dwelling
near Central Railway depot Close
in. Half acre garden. LAWSON
STAPLETON. 22-tf.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

FOR SALE-Three mich cows and
one calf cheap. G. M. BRAGG. 15-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR SALE-First class Rhode Is
land Red chickens. DR.. J. T. CLEVE-
LAND, Weston, Ga. 17-2Ot
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Kills tleas, cures the worst case Of
mango, Bicaises Mango Cure Not
poisonous. Full line of Bicaises Dog
Remedies for sale at Hudson's Drug
Store 22-29-S-4-11.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Warlick's sale now on.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22
WANTED

WANTED-One good white day la
borer, man, to work on farm and in
broom shop. S. P. GRAY on C. A.
CHAMBLISSf arm. 1Sw-pd
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Don't forget the clearance sale a
Warlick's.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

o. R. Crawley, of Fitzgerald, was
a business visitor in Americas yes
terday morning.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Androscoggin and Hill Bleaching
Sc at ,Warlick's clearance sale.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Mrs Clifford H. Brut0n, of Ameri-
'cus, who has been spending some
time at Tybee, where she was ac-
companied by Miss Blanche Adams, is
the guest of Mrs. G.. w. Randall on
High street, and is being pleasantly
entertained.-Mac Telegraph.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Warlick's clearance sale now OF
A sale with the prices.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

Miss Florrie Magee of Eufaula is
visiting relatives in Americas this
week. She is the guest of Mrs. J.
NJ. Fields.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-07-22

J. c. Hunter was among the At
lantans stopping at the Hotel Wind
sor last night.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-28

THE man who can tell you Just how
to do it, observed the Marquette Tri-
bune. seldom can show you
Hiawatha society is in a great
stew of excitement. One of its dis
tinguished matrons now employs two
hired girls
A recent announcement in the
Howard Courant was to the effect
that the town is full of school
marms, male and female"
That clever -Missourian'' who is quo
ted occasionally by the Atchison Globe,
Is credited by that paper with having
remarked recently as g man went by
him on a motor cycle: Il would rather
run than ride one of those things"
Here's a story from Marquette: A
little girl returned home from Sun
day school in tears, Fay Outworth is
er was puzzled, as she knew no one
of that name. Finally it dawned
upon her that the golden text for
that day was Faith without works is
dead
At Abilene two automobile sales
men got SO excited over their respec-
tive cars that a fifty-mile race was
run for 500 purse. Thefman whose
machine was defeated now claims that
the other man used different
| sprocket to gear his machine up,
which, he says, was not playing fair.
| challenge in the paper and the town
| is taking sides on the automobile
question. The man who owns ma
chine of one make will not speak to
| his neighbor unless by chance his ma
chine is of the same make. The street
| 1oafers' forum threatens to take up
4 the matter and carry it to a bitter
| end.-Concordia Press.
One of the late songs from the
| throat of Lazarus Tyre. the Fredonia
| Citizens prose poemist: "Oh, promise
me that when you get the tin, you'll
| buy an auto car and we will spin
| We'll wander up and down the boule-
ward. and when we hit the pike We'll
| strike it hard; we'll see the wheels go
| round and sulphur roll, as each man
we run down relieves his soul, by
swearing loud and long and deep and
| free. Oh, promise me. Oh, promise
| me. oh, promise me that you will
| hold my hand. as We go scorching
| through Fredonia's land; we'll make
| the rubbernecks just hold their
| breath, and dodge us as they would
| the Jaws of death. But should the
| blamed thing break, what would we
do? Say, love, you'd better buy a
| horse or two; a nice 2:13 roadster
/ fine would be. Oh, promise me. Oh,
promise me-.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-28

ward so you can notice it. We like
you too well. We are too much in
terested in your success. We are 60
ing to leave the tariff schedules where
they are for the most part except
where we think you ought to be pro-
tected little more with higher sched-
u1es. This will permit you to make
as much money or more than you
have in the past few years But listen.
You must divide your spoils with
Unc-e Sam. He needs the money, too,
SO we'll tax you mere bagatelle of
2 per cent on your net incomes. Go
ahead and rob the people. but you'll
have to divvy bit of the plumber with
your Uncle Samuel
This may be a wrong view of this
matter, as stated, but it Is one which
a few people have formed, and they
may well be pardoned for arriving at
such conclusions.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-28
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.

IFrom the Philadelphia Record
We are never too old to acquire the
latest wrinkle
Even the blind beggar may have an
eye on the main chance.
The only time some fellows toe the
mark is when they have kick COM
ing.
The summer man pee1s off his coat
about the time his nose begins to peel.
Perhaps the way of the trensgres-
sor is hard because it is the beaten
track.
The poet realizes that there is al
ways room at the top-of the waste
basket.
Is it with the accumulation of years
that man grows more like his old
self?
Hoax-.How do you pronounce
Joax-"With a
rising reflection
Blobbs-"Where is the best place to
grow hops?" Slobbs-"I should say
near a frog pond"
You can generally tell from the
neckties of a married man what sort
of taste his wife has.
The average woman gets her puffs
at the hair dresser's, but the actress
looks in the newspapers for hers.
Skinnum-"I believe in taking in
the good things of life" wigwag-
well, want you to distinctly under
stand that am not one of the good
things"