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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-25
Hours 8 a. n. to 3 .. m.

Bertha Mcconnell Mary Mcconnell
Cyril Crusey, Herman Crusey, Ormer
Proudfoot, Charlotte Proudfoot, Ever
EFT Hawkins, S. Harold Hawkins
Bethel Hawkins, Floyd Hawkins. Paul
Hawkins, Zeno Berry, Wava johnson.
Ina Johnson, Leta Johnson, Mrs. Me-
Connell, Mrs. Crusey, Mrs. Proudfoot
Mrs. Hawkins, Mrs. Berry, Mrs Nc
Donald, Mrs Johnson
DAYTON, Wash, June 24.-(Spec-
faL)-TWo weddings took place here
yesterday and licenses were granted
to two other couples Miss Maude B.
Mooney and Bert A. Jack of Starbuck
were married at IL o'clock by the Rev
HI. E. Mason at the parsonage of the
Cong1 egational church. Only intimate
friends were present at the simple
ceremony Mr. and Mrs. Jack left in
the evening for their future home in
Starbuck, where Mr.. Jack holds the
position of clerk in the office of the
mechanical department of the o. r.
& N
AT eight o'clock last evening at the
nome of c. Brace on south Fourth
street, Mrs. Ida Holman and Mr. John
M. Thompson, both well known resi-
dents Of this county were married by
the Rev w. H. Harris of the Christian
church. A company of Is relatives
and friends We're present at the cere-
mOny. Refreshments were served Mr.
and Mrs. Thompson will live on the
ranch of the bride six miles north of
Dayton.
Miss Grace Gifsraith and T. c.
Morrison were quietly married YES
terday ct the home of the bride near
Dayton. Fhe groom lives in North
Yakima. He is a graduate Of Pull
man college and is state fruit inspec-
tor of Yakima and Kittitas counties.
and one Of the we'll known young men
In that part of the state. The bride
was successful and prominent teach
er in the public schools of Pullman,
and one of the most popular young
ladies of Dayton where she has a host
of friends. After an extended we'd
ding trip, Mr.. and Mrs. Morrison will
be at home to their many friends In
North Yakima. They were the guests
Of the Dacres hotel last night.
u. y. L
Idaho, arrived today the guests of
Mrs. F'uller's sister, Mrs c.. f. Lane,
536 Locust street
Mrs. T. Jonas, Miss Jonas and Miss
May Jonas Who@ha been in Seattle
for the past ten days visiting thu fair
have returned to their home in Waits
burg.
Miss Alice Lane, $50 Locust street.
has returned from ten days visit
to the A.-Y-P. exposition. Miss Lane
reports glorious time.
Mrs Jeff Brown and her daughter
Miss Pearl, sol North Main street,
leave Monday for Seattle. They will
spend several weeks visiting the ex-
position and points along the sound
and coast.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-25
GREAT REDUCTION OF EXPENSES
INCREASED BENEFITS LOWER RATES
INDUSTRIAL DEPARTMENT

in sand impm
the Cpy seadr ducus that
init of weekly premium
premium alters endowment
Evenly Ede
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-25

Mrs. T. Jonas, Miss Jonas and Miss
for the past ten days visiting thu fair
have returned to their home lin Waits
burg
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-25

Mr. and Mrs. ]. J. Fuller of Weiser
Idaho, arrived today the guests of
Mrs. Fuller's sister, Mrs c. E. Lane
$50 Locust street
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
An Ambiguity.

The English Winston Churchill's
reputation for wit is we'll known, and on
one occasion he made neat little joke
at the expense of a self-opinionated army
officer. The incident occurred during q
dinner in South Africa, and Mr.. Church.
i'll and the officer were seated side by
side. Throughout the meal tho latter
was airing his views, until at last Mr..
Churchill could stand it no longer. "Do
you know" he said quietly, II met a
man to-day who would gladly forfeit
fifty pounds for the pleasure OF being
able to kick you'll"
"To kick me, sir" exclaimed the
astonished soldier. II must ask you to
tell me his name at once!"
"Oh," replied Winston, "Pm not quite
sure that ought to do that"
"But insist on knowing" demanded
the other, angrily.
"Well, then, suppose must tell. 1t
was poor young fellow in the hospital,
who has lost both legs by the bursting
of a she'll"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
SUGGESTED BY CHILDREN.
Origin Of the Arsand Lamp and the
Telescope.


Some Of our most useful mechanical
appliances owe their existence to the
ingenuity of children In fashioning
their playthings. Argand, who In
vented lamp with a wick fitted into
q hollow cylinder, was one day busy
In his workroom. Sitting before the
burning lamp, his little brother was
amusing himself by placing bottom
less oil flask over different articles.
Suddenly he placed It upon the flame
Of the lamp, which instantly shot up
the long circular neck Of the flask
with increased brilliancy. Argand did
not allow such suggestive occur
renee to escape him. The idea Of the
lamp chimney almost Immediately
came into his head, and in short
time his invention was perfected.
The telescope owes It's origin to a
similar occurrence. The children OF
a Dutch spectacle maker happened to
be playing one day with some Of their
fathers glasses in front Of the shop
door. Placing two OF the glasses tc-
gether, they peepcd through them and
were exceedingly astonished to see
the weathercock Of the neighbor!ns
steeple brought within short distance
of their eyes They were naturally
puzzled and called their father to see
the strange sight. When the spec
taclc maker looked through the glasses
he was no less surprised than the
children had been. He went indoors
and thought the matter over, and then
the idea occurred to him that he might
construct a curious new toy which
would give people a good deal OF
amusement. Not long after the telc-
scope was an accomplished fact.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
ALL RHEUMATICS
INVITED TODAY
TO TEST URIC-O FREE
A 7s.Cent Bottle Given Free to All
Who Apply.

II there are still any sufferers from Rheuma-
tism In this country or wherever this paper
reaches, that have not yet tried the wonderful
Rheumatic Remedy, Uric-O, we want them to
try IL row at our expense. We firmly believe
that there Is not case Of Rheumatism In the
world that will not yield to the wonderful effects
of Uric-0, and we want to prove 1t to every
doubter beyond all possibility. The best way to
do this is to give large bottle Of this remedy to
every sufferer ami let him test and try 1t to his
satisfaction. IL you suner from rheumatism,
no matter what form, just cut this notice out OF
the paper and send 1t, together with your name
and address, also the name OF your Druggist. TO
the Smith Drug Co., 2aO Smith Bldg, Syracuse,
n Y, and they win send you by return mail an
order ON your Druggist for q 75c. bottle free.
We ask as a special request, that you purchase
q 25c. package of IVA Lax Pills when receiving
the free bottle as the pills greatly assist UricO.
Use them together and be convinced OF their
great merit.
We know from experience that personal rec
commentator is the most valuable advertising
and that is the way we intend to acquaint the
world with Uric o. Send for Uric-O, no matter
where you live. II is sold by druggists all ever
this country at 75c. and sl.Oo per bottle, and we
want you to have bottle free. Uric-O is sold
and personally recommended by f. A. shurtlef
Company.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
How the "RspubIlc's" Passengers
Behaved,


Anglo-Saxons staggered In excitedly
calling ont for Whiskey, the Italians, on
being asked whether they required any
thing to eat or drink, humbly replied:
"Non mi bisogna niente. Giraffe, signore";
and 1t took some persuasion to make
them accept even cup OF soup or some
tea or coffee. Maternal and marital
affection came out strong among these
poor women, and some seemed hysteri-
cal, almost bordering on insanity, when
they became temporarily separated from
their husbands or children. One woman
was In despair all night, fearing some
thing had happened to her better half,
who was only able to join her on the
Baltic early in the morning. The scene
was most touching when he did arrive.
Here was another great national con-
trast. One heard good deal about the
probable total loss Of passenger bag
gage. Americans seemed to grudge
mostly the loss of jewelry, Of money,
valuables, or of lately purchased articles
of attire, whereas Italisns-no matter
how poor-mourned chiefly, and In Q
sentimental way, over some family
souvenir which "babbo" or mamma"
had given, the association for them be.
ing more important than the monetary
value of anything they possessed. One
young Italian told me he had lost every
thing except one hundred dollars which
he had in his pocket, and which he
would gladly give If he could only re-
cover from the wreck an old photograph
of his dead father. "Quella era runica,"
he moaned pathetically, "non sipuo pfa
rimpiazzare" ("That was the only one ]
possessed and cannot be replaced').
The least concerned in what took
place were the children. Even boys and
girls of eight or ten years of age, if any
thing, seemed to have enjoyed the ex.
perience of rowing in open boats and
climbing the wet, slippery gangway.
On reaching the Baltic, they imme.
diately made themselves comfortable, and
devoured with avidity whatever food
was placed before them. But though
everything went we'll, the scene was a
sad one-one which one is not likely to
forget in lifetime.-Harper's Weekly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
HULLING WALNUTS.

me.
In board he bored hole just large
enough for the hulled walnut to slip
through. Then, placing the nut over the
hole, he struck one blow with his hatch
ct and the hull was off. The basket
placed just under the board was filled
very speedily with the hulled nuts. He
then washed them through two tubs OF
water and spread them out to dry.
Removing his pair of strong gloves, he
declared the job finished, and must say
they were the neatest, cleanest walnuts
ever ate.
FOR THE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
In making a birthday cake did not
know how to put the candles on so as
not to spoil the cake by the drippings of
wax. l finally discovered the following
satisfactory way:
Take large sheet of stiff pasteboard,
draw circle as large as the cake, then,
with same point as centre, cut one with
diameter an inch Or two longer. Cut
out larger circle, then cut out inner cir
Gle, and slip over cake. Cover paste
board with dainty tissue paper, or tint
with water colors, or, better still, cover
it with smilax so that the board does not
show at all. At regular intervals make
holes in the pasteboard, and slip candles
into them.
The circle of lighted candles above the
green wreath is far prettier than the
candles burning on the cake, and can
burn on undisturbed till the cake Is cut;
one must be extinguished as each slice
of the cake is served.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Disease Scents,

every disease almost has its pecul-
lar CGor." said n doctor. This odor
helps us greatly In diagnosis.
Scout imparts TO the skin a smell
precisely like whey. Diabetes causes
q sweet, honey-like smell. Jaundice &C.
casions smell of musk. Smallpox
has a very strong and hideous smell.
1t is like burning bones. Measles has
a smell as Of fresh plucked feathers.
"The fevers have the most distinc.
tive cdors The oder Of typhus Is
ammoniacal: that Of Intermittent Is
like fresh brown bread hot from the
oven; that Of typhus Is musty. recall.
Ing to the mind old, damp cellars; that
Of yellow fever is like the washings
Of dirty gun barrel.
$50. you see, to speak Of a doctor
seeming our disease is not to use q
mere figure Of speech"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
The greatest system tonic in the world.

Sick Kidneys are positively cured by
Bloodine.
If run down, worn out, tire at least ex.
ertion, Bloodine Is just what you need.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Sweet Revenge,

Mrs. Shopper, latter inspecting every
thing in the store)-I don't see anything
here that suits me. I suppose l may as
we'll 90 down to Stacy's and see what
they have. They usually have good
assortment.
Salesman-Here's card of one of
their statesmen. Won't you kindly ask
for him?
Mrs. Shopper-Ah! A friend of yours,
presume.
Salesman-No, madam. He has owed
me $40 for the past three years.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

c. R. Kluger, the Jeweler, 1850 Vir-
ginia Avenue, indianapolis, Ind, writes:
az was so weak from kidney trouble that
/ could hardly walk a hundred feet.
Four bottles of Foley's Kidney Remedy
cleared my complexion, cured my back
ache and the Irregularities disappeared,
and can now attend to business every
day, and recommend Foley's Kidney
Remedy TO all sufferers, az 1t cured me
after the doctors and other remedies
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Foley's Honey and Tar clears the air
passages, stops the irritation In the
throat, soothes the inflamed membranes,
and the most obstinate cough disappears.
Sore and infamed lungs are healed and
strengthened, and the cold is expelled
from the system. Refuse any but the
genuine in the yellow package. F. A.
Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Catarrh r1ust Go.
And Hawking, Splitting, Snuffles,
Must DO Too,

Hyomei pronounced High-o.me) will
give che sufferer from catarrh joyful re-
lief in five minutes.
1t is such a remarkable cure, and 30
positive In its action, that F. A. Shurt-
left & Co. 20 80 far as to guarantee 1t
to cure catarrh or money back.
A complete outfit, which consists of .
hard rubber pocket inhaler, q bottle OF
Hyomei, and a unique dropper for filling
the inhaler, only costs one dollar, and
II an extra bottle Is afterwards needed
the price is only 80 cents.
Hyomei is healing, antiseptic balsam,
taken from the mighty eucalyptus trees
in the health.giving forests OF Australia,
where diseases of the respiratory tract
are unknown.
All the sufferer has to do Is to inhale
the antiseptic air of Hyomei over the in
famed parts where the germs are en-
trenched, three or four times day.
1t cures coughs, colds, asthma, hay
fever and Group without stomach dosing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
7 he 2 uzzler
No. ass.-NumerieaI Enigma.

No. S89.-Numertca Enigma.
Example. What will that old 1, 2, 8
4, s, 6 Il X l.; lucky enough to hit the
], 2,3. 4.
Answer 7; 7 ;et. target.
1. Little Gerry was so l, 2, 3 4. 8. 9,
1. 2. 3, 4. ). q used to call her Dame
Dumping.
2. Please l. 2, 3. 4 8, 9. Z, 8 cake to
that /, 2. 8. 4, 5. 6, Z. 8 lady over there.
8. Eva asked her sisters 1, 2 3, 4, 8
6, Z, s new hat and they all went
after 1t /, 2. 3, 1. s. 8, IS.
4. If l could hear you make your
/, 2, 3, am 8. Q. Z, 8 It would give
me 1, 2, 8, 4, s. 6, 7,S.
5. Katie dropped her 1. 2. 8. a, 8 doll
and broke Us 1. 2. 8, s while ago.
6. Oh, Jennie! about the ribbon I
asked you 1, 2. 8; please 4. 5, 6 1t If
you don't l, 2, 3, 4, 8, 6.
Z. Look at the 1, 2. 8 my 4, 8. @; 1t
has not looked so beautiful this l, 2, 3,
4, 8, 6.
8. wish you to 1. 2. 8. 4. s. 8. Z the
idea of having l 2. 8. 4. 8 9, your
new skirt.
o. have a perfect 1, 2. 3, 4. 3, 6 for
that /, 2. 8; 4, 5. 6 Is not becoming to
me
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

PNEUMONIA FOLLOWS LA GRIPPE.
Pneumonia often follows Ia grippe but
never follows the use of Foley's Honey
and Tar, for Ia grippe coughs and deep
seated colds. Refuse any but the
genuine in the yellow package. F. A.
Shurtlef & Co,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Key to the Puzzler.
No. SS2.-Diamond:
L o W
o u Is
F o u N D e D
W D o "
s E W

No. 3s3.-Rebus Puzzle: An old man
went for walk and lost the key to
his house. but a boy climbed In
through a window and opened the
door for him.
No. 3A.-Word Chains: /. COwper,
permit, mitten, tenant, antics. 2. Com
mon, Monday. Dayton, tongue. guests.
8. Gloves, vestal, talent, entire.
No. 3S5.-Charades: l. Sand. paper
sandpaper. 2. In. gray. she. ate-in-
gratiate.
No. 3S8.-vegetable Extracts: /.
Mustard. star, mud. 2. Turnip. urn,
tip. 3. Mallow. all, NOW. 4. Tomato,
mat, too. 8. Mayapple. zap. maple. g..
Plantain, ant, plain. Z. Lupine, up.
line. s. Currant. ran, curt. o. Prim-
rose, rim. prose. 10. Daisy. is, day.
No. 3S7.-IIidden Proverb Puzzle:
II Is better to give than to receive.
No. 8SS.-Additions: l. Coral. 2.
Babel. 3. Pearl. 4. Paul. 5. Hazel.
9. Curl. I. Earl.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
A Hot Supper Dish.

For the simple little supper that every
one wants on Sunday nights when the
maid is out and no one wants to work,
the following dish is most acceptable:
Good sized tomatoes are skinned, chop
ped into tiny pieces and put on the ice.
Half dozen eggs are beaten up, season
ed with salt and papriks and a small
quantity of thick cream is slowly poured
In and beaten up. This mixture Is ponr-
ed into the hot chatting dish and faxed
with a fork until 1t Is nearly cooked,
then the tomatoes are poured In, and II
one likes the taste Of green peppers a
few shreds are added. These are faxed
in with the egg mixture and almost in
stantly served on hot plates.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

No. 3e0.-Geosraphieal Puzzle.
To two-fifths Of the city that thinned tho
witches ranks
Add one-fourth OF the river that yearly
o'erflows its banks.
OF a European country full five-sixths
there must be
And half a small body Of land surround
ed by the sea.
When you've added two-sevenths OF an
old Spanish city
You'll have the name Of q place that
woke the whole worlds pity.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

"Do you believe In the higher PAN
theismP'' asked Mrs. Oldcastle.
swell, no." replied her hostess a. she
toyed with her diamond-studdedf fan, 81
can't say as 1 do, although / can't see
why some men wear them so low they
get all frazzled around the bottom"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Reason For Worry.

"Men worry more than women"
Eyes; they net only have everything
to worry about that the women have
but they also have the women to wor
nv about too."-Smart Set.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
In the District Court Of the United States for
the District of Maine. In Bankruptcy.
In the matter Of
of Rumford, Bankrupt.
To the creditors Of Guy C. Stanch1eld, In
the County Of Oxford and district aforesaid
Notice is hereby given that on the 9Th day OF
Feb, A. d. 1909, the said Guy c. stanchfeld
was duly adjudicated bankrupt, and that the frss
of the Referee. No. Market Square, South
Paris, on the 24th day OF Feb, A. D. 1909. at
10 O'Clock In the forenoon, ut which time the
said creditors may attend, prove their claims,
appoint trustee, examine the bankrupt. and
transact such other business - may properly
come before said meeting.
South Paris, Feb. 8, 1873.
WALTER L. GRAY,
Referee In Bankruptcy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Ely's Cream Balm has been tried and
not found wanting in thousands Of
homes all over the country. 1t has won
place in the family medicine closet
among the reliable household remedies,
where it is kept at hand for use in treat
ing cold in the head just as soon as some
member of the household begins the
preliminary sneezing or snufing. 1t
gives immediate relief and day or two's
treatment will put stop to cold which
might, If not checked, become chronic
and run into a bad case of catarrh.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Tess-You'll be all right II you can
only cook You know they say the best
way to reach a mans heart Is through
his stomach.
Jess-Yes, it will just be my luck to
reach it with heartburn or some other
phase of dyspepsia.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
uOH SAY"

Englishman-I wouldn't want to hear
more than the frat line of "The Star
Spangled Banner" to know that 1t was
written by an American.
American-Why so?
Englishman-The fret two words tell
ma that.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Miss Dubley-She was braggin' about
how successful her dinner party was.
She said it wound up with great
eclaw." "What's "eclaw" anyway"
Miss Mugley-Why, / guess that was
the dessert. Didn't you ever eat cho.
colata eclaW?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Beer drinkers and others who suffer
with Bright's Disase, Diabetes, Back
Ache, or any Kidney or Bladder Trouble
can be cured IL they will take Bloodine
Blood and Kidney Tablets. so cents a
box, mailed by The Bloodine Co., Inc,
Boston, Mass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

"But why did you propose to the girl
If you didn't care for her?"
"Well, the poor little thing seemed so
down at the loss of her pet puppy that I
felt must do something to cheer her up
a Bit"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
No. 395.-Suhtractions.

Example: Subtract so from to kill
and leave to utter Answer: SHAY
Say.
l. Subtract 10 from certain animals
and leave enemies. 2. Subtract so
from bartered and leave turf. 8. Sub
tract 100 from small stream and
leave to exhale unpleasantly. 4. Sub
tract from a call and leave to rest.
8. Substract so from sport and leave
to requite 6. Subtract from to push
and leave foot protection. Z. Sub
tract 80 from location and leave gait.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

The Sergeant lin the discharge Of his
duty)-What's yer namep
The Observation-Disclosures
The Sergesnt-I axed yer name-I
don't give domb what yer cable ad.
dress il!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Ms. 3o3.-Curtailinos,

M. oS5.-CUrtaUIhHs.
1. Curtail the name applied to tiny
imaginary supernatural being and
leave the condition of beautiful wealth
er. 9. Curtail much talked Of island
and leave a young bear. 8. Curtail
the title Of a high church dignitary
and leave a bottled drink.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Foley's Orino Laxative cures constipa-
ton and liver trouble and makes the
bowels healthy and regular. Orino Is
superior to pills and tablets as it does
not gripe or nauseate. Why take any
thing else? r. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Missionary-Can you give me any in
formation about Deacon Jones who
labored among your people three years
ago?
Cannibal-Well, the last heard about
him he had gone into consumption.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16
Observation-Disclosures.

Observation-Disclosures.
The above is the name of German
chemical, which is one of the many
valuable ingredients of Foley's Kidney
Remedy. Observation-Disclosures Is
recognized by medical text books and
authorities as uric acid solvent and an.
tiseptic for the urine. Take Foley's
Kidney Remedy as soon as you notice
any irregularities, and avoid serious
malady. F. A. Shurtleff G. Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Hoarse coughs and stuffy colds that
may develop into pneumonia over night
are quickly cured by Foley's Honey and
Tar, and 1t soothes infamed membranes,
heals the lungs, and expels the cold
from the system. r. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

:. A glorifed hash can be made from
cold roast beef, to which is added boiled
chestnuts, chopped mushrooms, and .
little currant jelly. Heat through and
serve on rounds Of toast.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Shs-Why do they refer to locomo-
tives as "she"?
He-I suppose it's on account Of the
trains they drag.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

What will you take for that Cough
you have, Bill? don't want 1t, but II I
had It ! would take Bloodine Cough
Checker, . 25c. bottle will cure you.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Husband-Did you hear the storm
when 1t broke this morning.
Wife-That wasn't the storm. 1t was
the new girl washing the breakfast
dishes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1909-02-16

Bloodine Liver Pills cure Sick Head.
aches, Biliousness, Dizziness, Dyspepsia
and Constipation. 25c. box, mailed by
The Bloodine Co., Inc, Boston, Mass.