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New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
MORE 4MATEUR RACES.
Good Programme for Meeting Of
WatchuRg Hunt To-Day.

The hfth annual amateur meeting OF the
Watching Hunt Club will be held to-day at Plain
field, y. J., with interesting programme of six
races including two steeplechases
Seven horses have been named TO start for the
Watching Cup, a steeplechaSe, at two miles and
a half over a fair hunting country. These include
Miss Mabel b. Hooey's Sue. II. S. Farees Samurai
and G. w. Fisk's AppletaCk.
The stewards of the meeting are J, Searle Bar
clay, tr. Edwin S. HoOley. Charles S. Pizer, Fred
eric Bull and II. l.. Herbert.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
HONORS FOR NAXWELL.
Wins amateur Golf Cham pi0nship
of Great Britain.

Edinburgh. May 2S.-Robert Maxwell won the
British amateur golf championship the Muir
field course to-day He defeated Captain c. X
Hutchinson by 1 up in a close, hard fought match
The tournament began on Monday. when Jerome
d. Travers. of Nontclair " J.. the amateur cham
piOn of the United States, was defeated.
Both Maxwell and Hutchinson are well known on
British links. Maxwell the championship in
1908. and the year Hutchinson carried of the
St Georges Cup another coveted golf trophy.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
,1NErEENTH GAME-oUEEN.s PAwN oPENING.
NATIONAL GOLF CHAMPION BEATEN

Watertown. Mass. MAY 2S.-AIss NOllie Adams,
Of WoIlaston, defeated Miss Katherine c. Harley,
OF Fall River the national golf champion, in the
final v0und of the championship tournament OF the
Boston Women's Golf Association the Oakley
Country Club links to-day Miss Adams by
up and TO play, mainly by outputting Miss Har-
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
AMHERST AND DARTMOUTH IN TIE.

Amherst. Mass. May 2S.-Amherst and Dart
mouth played five innings of fast baseball during
a drizzling rain to-day, without either nine scor-
ing The pitchers for both teams effective.
The score by innings follows:
r. H z.
Amherst ..................0 0 0 %
Batteries-Mitcher and Chadbourne; McInerney,
Mcclure and Henry. Time of game-5O minutes.
ITmDire-Foley
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

In .................4 ; 5 SS-Ts
The summary follows.
METROPOLITAN CHAMPIONSHIP.
Third round-Fred Herreshoff WestbrCOS. beat r. D
Lapham Apawarlts. Robert c. Watson. Wssthrook.
OswOid Kirkby. EngIewood. up and l plays
Walter J. Travis. Garden City. beat John u Ward.
Westbrook. up and play Findlay 5. Douglas. Mas
beat John Reid. IT.. ST Andrews uD and 70
play.
semi final rOund-HeTreshof beat Watson. I'D and
to play: Travis beat Douglas. Up and to play
BEATEN sIXTEEN.
Third round-Gilman Tiffany. PoveIton. beat J. ".
McMenanny. Hills. ard 4 play. H z. Arm
strong Fox Hills Roy Webb. EnglsvoCd. Up and
IN NAV. Marshall Whitlatch. Dyker Meadow beat
Woodward. Moutclair. up ard % play E " BaTnss
Englew0Od beat F. r. Upton. jr. Baltusroi up and
play.
to play; Barnes beat Whitiatch. uu and % play.
THIRD SIXTEEN
Semi hnai round-James A Tynz BaItusro1 beat John
Radal Forest Mills. 5 up and 20 pay. V. D Van
derpOeI Norris County. heat Z. T. Miller Dunwoods
up
FOURTH SIXTEEN.
serni-AnaI round-H V Keep. Englewood. beat T.
Gambler. WyIagyl. . play. James p. Foot
Spawamis r II. Warf1rd. Greenwich. I up
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

three straight holes. that the match termi-
mated on the twelfth green. II may be said that
Miss Mix never played better golf In her career.
her game being marked by good distance and excel
lent direction The cards were as follows
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
ION COLLEGE DIAMONDS
SYRACUSE TURNS Tables.
Defeats Michigan, Thanks to the
Pitching of COtheH.
IBy Telegraph to The Tribune.

Syracuse, May 2S.-Syracuse University retrieved
yesterday defeat and baseball game from
the University of Michigan at the Stadium this
afternoon by score of to /. Cottrel, who pitched
yesterdays game. struck out fourteen men to-day.
'ba
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
|fandi1gS i'm Baseball Race

NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES TODAY
Philadelphia a New York.
Brooklyn at Boston
Chicago "A PittsburE
Lonis at Cincinnati
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.
Philadelphia. ii: New York I tfrst game).
York. 3: Philadelphia. tsecond game)
Brooklyn Boston (ran).
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

Baseball Polo Grounds, To-day, $3.50 P. M.-5iscts
vs. philadelphia. Admission b9Gs
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
SYRACUSE

Totals .....2 y @ 2 Totals .........l = u I
'Batted for Lathrop in the eighth inning.
Syracuse .-.-.-.......'.'..--0
Three-base hit-Banding. Sacrifice hits-Banles.
scully. Truax. Power, Tasker. Lathers Hts-Or Cot
trell, 6: Dean. .. Stolen bases-Banks. Fountain.
Struck out-By CottreI a. by Dean 8. balls
off Cottren. ,; > Hit by pitched ball-By
Cottre 1. by Dean. /. Passed bsII-sullivan. Time
1:4O. Umpre-Shea
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

Tzo-hsss hts-SIaEee DOYLE Three-base hit-Myers.
Sacrifice hits-Titus. stolen tasesMagee Shean
Grslt Bridwell bases-F Philadelphia, >: New
1ok S First base errors-Philadei 1hia, !; New
3o J. Double pay-TDoyIe, Tennsy and Myers Struck
os,-By Moren 4. by Eeimer. l. Bases on balls-On
Aoren. 5; of Marquard. 2: on Crandan, Hit by
lachel-E3y Weu.er J. Passed ball-Myers. Hits-On
AaFouard. IN four innings: OF WemeT Z In three
--lnings oh CrandaI. ] IN two innings IiIne-L-so.
eHpiueS-9Dsy and Cusack-
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29
The score follows

/ two out when winning scored
T,.4-oat O o o ! @ 0 0 IA
1bicsgo 80 0 1 0 0 0 0 0-1
,ruro-baxe bits-Bush O'Leary. Dougherty. Sullivan.
sacrince hts-schaefer Atz. Sullivan; stolen bases
1-obf Purtei Left hsses-Detroit. s:
Sbicaeo IL First base on bals-By Kiian g. Hit by
ifcbe-IFr KfIian. /. out-By Kiilian. 4 by
9,rns Tiue-2:40- Umpires-Perrine and Evans
PHILADELPHIA, 8; WASHINGTON, 1.
Philadelphia May 2s.-A batting rally in the
eighth gave Philadelphia a victory over Washington
bera To-day by q score Of to !. In that inning
t1-o-bagcers by Galley and Collins and single
fv Murphy were responsible for two runs. The
score follows: D1r y
,,.faaa,rh;a .1 o o 0 ks |
TyasI'ington ...... 0 0 O-I 0
T:atteries-DyEert and Livingstone; Hughes and
Street Unpires-Sheridan and Egan-
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

AMERICAN LEAGUE GAMES TO-DAY.
New York at Washington.
Chicago ~ Detroit.
Cleveland a Louis.
Boston "a philadelphia
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY,
Detroit 2; Chicago, ia innnEsl.
CI-y Gland, 81 St. Louis. l.
Philadelphia 3; Washington, L.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

Another exceptional performance was that OF
E. NJ Barnes. of EnglewOOd. who. in defeating
Marshall Whitiach IN the semi-finaI round for this
defeated sixteen trophy, reeIed or "A follows:
Ip' In .................t .........t SS-74
ne rrrrlrr,a - IIrr-s.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

Semi-fnal round
Gambler. Wykagyl.
Apawamis. bear r
New-York tribune., 1909-05-29

'bsttet foT Weimer IN tEe
Cs1aal IA the ninth inning
Philadelphia ............
Aes York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

Congress has appropriated ten
million dollars for the thirteenth
census and may be asked for
four million more. Not count
ing the latter, but including the
ten million. congress has expend-
ed over fiftyseven million in
census taking to date, beginning
with the first census in 1890.
Director Durand hopes to save a
million dollars or more on the
thirteenth census as compared
with its predecessors, takin e
into account the larger scope
and size of the impending inquiry.
Congress requires the director
to obtain information relative to
population, agriculture, manu-
features, mines and quarries.
1t restricted the inquiries under
each head, but gave Director Du-
rand authority to determine the
form and sub division of inquir-
les necessary.
The census Of population is
taken with reference to the con
ditions existing on April 10, 1910.
The census of agriculture has
reference to the. calendar year
1909, so far as farm operations
are concerned, and to April 10,
1910, as to farm equipment, or
rather, inventory. The schedule
will be carried by forty five
thousand of the sixty five thous-
and enumerators, and these will
be chosen from the progressive
farmers and crop reporters.
The census of manufactures,
mines and quarries covers the
calendar year 1909, only, and
the eighteen hundred special
agents will begin January /,
1910, gather these statistics. A
test examination on November
was provided for them.
For these places persons who
have had some sort of statistic
education or experience will be
preferred. Whitman Osgood, in
the December National Maya
zine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

their names as McLain, Martin
and Davis, were arrested for va.
grancy and plead guilty to the
charge in Justice Rowland's
court. They manifested some
uneasiness, when His Honor said
go days at hard labor in the
Detroit house of correction. >"
This new arrangement In the
disposition of the tramp question
makes business comparatively
light at the Jail during the win
ter months, aud Sheriff Chappell
states that he has been thinking
seriously of closing the bastile
during the dull season.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Charlotte Bronte's HardshIps.

docs poetry pay?" we asked, and
waited for an answer. Whatever that
answer may be, it is TO be hoped that
every poet of to-day will find a more
generous public than did Charlotte
Bronte 60 years ago. Here is her ex-
perience: MY relatives, Ellis and
Acton Bell, and myself" she writes.
Needless Of the repeated warnings of
various respectable publishers, have
committed the rash act of printing a
volume of poems. The consequences
predicted have, of course, overtaken
US; our book is found to be a drug;
no man needs it nor beeds In the
space of year the publisher has dis
posed of but two copies; and by what
painful efforts he succeeded in getting
rid of these two himself only knows
Before transferring the edition to the
trunkmakers, we have decided on dis
tributing as presents a few copies of
what we cannot sell. Chron-
tcle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

OUR esteemed contempory,
the great and only Free Press
and Courier. the "favorte local
and only democratic paper in
Van Buren, county has again
spoken, and the True Northerner
is humbled. Two weeks ago,
we took accession to criticise the
condition of the opera house at
the time of the Sterling Jubilee
Singers concert We thought
at the time that the opera house
was "frigid" and unfit for use.
Our mighty contemporary, how
ever, says our criticism was "un-
just and uncalled for" Thus it
would seem that the True North
erner was mistaken, and that in
stead of being as cold as Green
land, the room must really have
been too warm Tor comfort. Of
course it is hard to understand
why the immense audience would
sit the entire evening with over
coats and wraps, overshoes, ear
mufflers and mittens and shiver
with the heat without opening a
sins lie window to let in breath
of cool, refreshing air. But it
must be SO, for hath not the
Courier said so? On Bonded knees
we come to thee, oh great and
mighty Courier, h1mbiy implor-
ing your pardon, for such "un-
just and unjustifiable conduct, :"
and promise thee while still on
Bonded knees, that never again
will we criticise, without first
consulting your all-wise and
learned scribe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
GOOD DRAMATIC CRITICISM.

The late Richard Mansfield always felt
that he owed more to the wise discern
ment and stanch support to the Chicago
Record Herald than to any other agency.
outside himself, that contributed TO his
ultimate triumph as an actor. Ask any
dlslnterested observer of theatrical mat
tiers today who is the best dramatic critic.
In Chicago, and ten to one he will sa
james y Donnel Bennett of the Chicago.
Record Herald Mr. Bennett is unoues-
tionably the leading critic ia his domain
In the west. He writes with a fearless
fairness and keen appreciation of real
merit that makes his articles a genuine
force for the betterment of the stage
tbs knowledge of the history and primer
pies OF dramatic art is sufficient to lend
depth to his utterances, yet he has the
newspaper mans knack of making his
work breezy and interesting q the,
average man and woman. HIS dsolhnns,
are always newsy as we'll as rekable,in
their judgments. Anyone who Will fol-
low the dramatic, musical, literary and
art departments OF the Chicago Record
Herald from season to season need have
no fear about keeping abreast of all that
IS latest and finest in the movement of
modern culture
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
MADE HER ANGRY.

The poem inventor for the Courier
1t seems received blow
When she read that little production
Which appeared two weeks ago.
At any rate she made reply.
As you probably did see,
Aud on how she knocks the governor,
The True Northerner and me.
| fear that nv serm pnette
Did hardly what It should.
For it has made her want to fight
Instead OF doing her good
Now | am very peaceahle
And never like to fight,
But sioce she seems to want it
Ill do so with all my might.
We're told that this great state of ours
Once had just six cents in its vault,
An awful condition we'll all agree,
But was that Warmers FAULTY
Concerning Warden Wenger,
Some awful stories have been told,
But until We have good proof
Let's not turn him down so cold.
The way GlaZier took the money
From the treasury is shame,
But surely no one ought to think
That Warner was to blame.
The reference to the Northerner
I'm hardly able to fathom
For did you ever hear in all your life
Such terrible sarcasm.
Now when YOU want to criticlse
BY pen aud ink production,
It's always best you know
To pick the biggest birds protection.
So picked the Northerner
To print these poems for me,
Because around these parts
It's the biggest bird, you see.
Now | think the readers have had
enough
OF our scrap on the states condition q,
But since I've started, I'm ready to
fight
On any old proposition.
IN. o. SLAM.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

THE Van Buren, county Jail
will no longer be known as a
haven of rest for the Weary
Willie. No more can the "Sons
of Rest" from all over creation
wander over into Van Buren,
county and be given food and
shelter at the expense of the
county. If a "hobo" now pleads
guilty to the familiar crime of
"vagrancy" they are given &C
commodations at the Detroit
house of correction where thew
will earn all they get. Wednes-
day of last week three, robust,
healthy looking gentry giving
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

Paw PAW may some time en-
JOY the luxury OF free mail de.
livery, if the plans of Represent
ative Griest Of Pennsylvania do
not fail. He has introduced a
bill in congress to establish free
mail delivery in towns of more
than 1000 population, having
second or third class postoffices.
Whether or not the bill will be-
come a law however, is a ques-
ton.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

THE Free & Morrison fire of
last Saturday night again dem
onstrates the need Of a better
fire alarm system for the village.
The fire bell rang, but it is prob
able that scarcely a third of the
citizens of the village heard it.
Had it not been for the locomo-
tive whistle at the depot scarce
~ anyone who was not out on
the street at the time, would have
known that there was fire.
The village officers appreciate
the need of new system, and
have already tried an electric
bell but it was not satisfactory.
1t is to be hoped that something
can be found that is satisfactory,
and that in the near future.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
PROSPERlNG IN THE WEST.

Word comes from Frank Sanger. for.
merly of raw Paw, now practicing at
torney in Pullman, Wash, that he is
prospecting in the western country. He
has taken advantage of the opportuni-
ties to get valuable lands there and be-
sides enjoys a lucrative law practice.
His many Paw Paw friends are still
proud of him and rejoice at his success.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Adam and the Apple.

The old marchioness Of Salisbury
recently was at church, rare thing
with her, and the preacher, speaking
of the fall, observed that Adam, ex-
cusing himself, had cried out: Lord,
the woman tempted mel" At this quo
tation Lady Salisbury, who appeared
not to have heard of the incident be-
fore, jumped up In her seat, saying:
Shabby fellow, ndeed!"-Memoirs of
the Duchess of Dino.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

WHEN you hear of some man
going from his home town to a
neighboring village, and give an
interview telling how much
cheaper it is to trade there than
at home, it is a safe oct that he
has d Sears Roebuck or Mont
gomery Ward catalogue in his
inside coat pocket at the time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Mr.. Burbank's wonderberry.

Considerable interest has been
manifested, in horticultural cir
cles at least, during the last few
years, in Luther Burbank's mar
velous "wonderberry." Wequote
the following from the Kalama
ZOO Evening Press of Saturday
last:
Among the marvels Of trans
formation accomplished by Lu-
Their Burbank 10 the plant world
the 'Wonderberry' ranks first
in the opinion Of the horticulture
ist himself
When Hugo Lilienthal, the
founder of the Juvenile Horticul-
tural Society Of America, and
himself a horticulturist of note,
made the statement that the
'Wonderberry' was poisonous,
Mr.. Burbank characterized it as
absurd, and pronounced his Gre
alton delicious fruit for pie and
jelly.
The Gardeners Chronicle of
London, England, relates the
experiments of DR.. NJ. Greshoff
of Haarlem, Holland, one of the
worlds great experts on vegeta-
BILE poisons, who announces that
the 'Wonderberry' is poisonous,
and in the case of feeble chill
dren might cause most serious
results.
DIR. Greshoff says that the
quantity of poison in the berries
would vary according to the con-
ditions under which they were
grown, and that he cannot rec.
ommend their use as a food, be-
cause it is dangerous to eat
them.
If we mistake not, Mr.. Bur
bank offered to stake $40, 200 on
his 'Wonderberry' Inasmuch
as those. who condemn it not
only offer TO prove its poisonous
qualities but state that the Won
derberry' is not a creation Of
Mr.. Burbank but "a perfectly
we'll known variety of Mexican
nightshade, it looks as though
that $4,000 might change
hands.
Should anyone desire any
practical information about the
much talked Of "Wonderberry''
they should by all means con-
suit Uncle John Cook of Deca-
tur. He is posted and knows
whereof he speaks. In COM
menting on the above clipping
from the Evening Press, Uncle
John stated to a representa-
of the True Northerner that he
was one of the many foolish
ones who had invested in the
"Wonderberry." He paid 80
cents for ID seeds, and considers
it good investment. He also
states that he knows the fruit
is not poisonous. He and his
children and grandchildren have
eaten the berries with no injur-
ious effects. He is not enthusiasts
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

vigor and cheerful
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys Ifthe
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Let 1t Pass.

The following is respectfully
dedicated to the Courier
''Pome" machine.
There was little poet
Who was more OF go-it
Than pig
And it tried to be witty,
And it was an awful pity
That it did.
For it's stuff it was so rotten,
That it was soon forgotten
BY the mass
So it slid into Its bed,
And covered up its head
Let it pass.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
A WORD OF EXPLANATION.

My attention has been called to the
alleged appearance of my na@e as
nong the sgners calling for local OPP
ton election. nave not signed any
such petition, my sympathy and support
does not run in that direction. ! shall
support the present local option law by
vote and influence.
J. HENRY UINCKLEY,
Proprietor Dyckman House Livery.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

tic over the fruit however. and
SAYS it is not needed here.
Although he paid 30 cents for
10 of the seeds, any reader OF
the True Northerner can. get all
they want Of them OF Uncle
John for the asking.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

PROBABLY even middle-aged
people of the day think the
Christmas tree has been common
here for many, many years: but
in reality it is hardly thirty
years since we adopted this fea
ture of the day. Half cen fury
ago it was only foreigners that
made use of it, children of Amer
leans knowing it only as pleas
ant myth. And England in the
second quarter of the last CEN
fury considered the tree still a
German institution, as not yet
fully belonging to her; today the
English-speaking nations vie
with the Germans in love for the
tree.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

NOT very much doing along
political lines at present. After
the holiday festivities are over,
people will have time to look the
situation over, and consider the
qualifications of the various can
didates for the several Offices.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

''BLESSED are the merciful
for they shall obtain mercy"
Bible. Blessed is he that
keepeth his walks clean for he
shall obtain honor among men.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
NEW EN- ZINE ON FRUIT BELT.

The X L. s. q G. railroad has added
a new engine to their equipment. 1t is
No. 40 and was brought In from Chica-
90 last Saturday by Master Mechanic
w. w. Scott 1t made its initial run
last Monoay with Engineer Kline at the
throttle, taking the local freight run
west. The engine will increase the eff.
cheney of the rolling stock to consider
able extent.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

The local option petitions that
were posted last Saturday, have
been of considerable interest to
the citizens of the village. Many
people have scanned the list
closely, to see who have signed
the same
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Hard 70 Find Rasx

One OF the leaders In New York's
business world, who is also a conspic-
uous philanthropist. writes from a va.
cation resort, where he went to rest:
There is no rest in the country sor q
man who receives mail"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

Mr.. Roosevelt recently killed
topi and jigow. All the AT
rican animals seem determined
to get their names in the papers
before the thing is over.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
ADVERTISING RATES.
KEEPING CHRISTMAS.

keeping Christmas, Henry Van
Dykes quotation which appears on
the first page of this issue of The
True Northerner was taken from
the Detroit Saturday Night. We
reproduce il because il is worthy of
il. 1t may be familiar to you, If so,
you will be glad TO read it again;
perhaps unknown to some who will
be glad to commune with this apos-
tie of human happiness. 1t will do
you good to spend at least a half
hour with these lines from Van
Dyke. They speak volumes, and
what a grand Christmas this would
be If all could keep it" in the spirit
of the quotation. Let us read it
and then read it again. think of it,
and then ask ourselves the question
soberly and candidly, are we really
and truly Keeping Christmas"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Wise M an.

I'm going to marry girl ten
years older than / am says tse Phil.
osopher of Folly, so that can catch
up with her by the time I'm fifty"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

The frigid weather of the past
week has eaten a fair sized hole
in the coal bin.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24

WHAT'S the difference between
heating a school house at 9
o'clock p. m, and an opera house
at s o'clock a. m? Ans. II
hours.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1909-12-24
Women as Well as Men are Made Miserable
by Kidney and Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and lessons amb ition; beauty,