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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27


gist as naturally they wuz wimmen who
would a gin whole lot gist L ketch
Jim fer his money!
Jim kept on Twin by hisself, .
gittin' more money and a meaner
temper day by day. until one morning
us folks woke up { be mighty su'-
prised. Jim had come home on the
mornin' express with wifei Well.
sir, they lived Z gether gist three
days, an Jim chased her out OF tn
shop with a Ratchet! Bad stories go
spreadin round about Jims temper
after that and sum folks sed he was
crazy-but he kept on gittin' more
money and keepin' bachelors hall tn
boys didn't dast joke him anymore.
he was that ugly, and he lived pretty
much to his own thoughts and lone
illness.
"Th' Bible sez." continued Abner,
tibet 1t amt good fer man tive
alone, and guess it's right, becux
Jim never seemed Z git no special Joy
outen life. He boarded at tn hotel
and IL he wuz sick. he had to- depend
ontherdoctor and tn bellboy T. keer
fer him-and then. one day, Jim SUI
prised us by gittin' married aginl
This time she was wilder and a
good sort of woman. folks sed as knew
her. Jim and her lived along seeming
ly peaceful fer quite a spell, and then
Jim begun { imagine things. He
thought tn woman had married him
fer his money and he used L wander
around town talkin' about II. He
didn't seem Z be easy in his mind a
tall and folks begin t whisper tibet he
allus wuz crazy. anyhow.
"And then" said Abner." pausing ef-
fectively as he approached the climax
Of his story, I'VE woke up one morn
in Z tn hangin'. Think OF tia hang
In, right here in this community thet
had loved peace and law and order
and closed saloons fer nigh onto forty
year!
Jim had gone home the night afore,
shot his wife's son and his wife, and
Civ himself up Z tn sheriff! TIL news
spread like a blizzard frum Medicine
Hat, wherever that is, and In less time
then would seem possible a crowd
with handkerchiefs over their faces,
.bruk into that jail and dragged Jim
over [ tn bridge
Where's tn officers T. perfect meY
he aslyed. as they drew up at tn
bridge
Not voice replied Then Jim
asked 'em agin where tn sheriff wuz
and sumbody told him T. pray and be
quick about 1t. At first Jim refused
pray, but he thought better of Il
when they put tn rope around his
neck and gist afore they dropped him,
he prayed hard-and the deed was
done!
Tibet" concluded Abner, lighting
mis- pipe, is what / mean by not I'M
derstandin' wimmen!"
Lord, Alb" grinned Eph. Scroggs,
1 hadn't no idee you meant SIGH dras-
tic misunderstanding thought you
wuz a talkin' about them when, In tn
lines Of tn poet, they are as variable
as the shade by tn white, shiverin'
aspen made!
Col darn ye,' threatened Alb. I've
a notion { beat ye game O. checkers
fer tn seegars!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

own kith and kin. Henry
Esmond embodied their
ideal of chivalry, and
Thackeray's whole world
OF characters were famil.
lar figures on the horizon
of their Imagination. Mrs.
Taft is loyal to her old
literary friends, and still
dips into their society.
George Eliot is one of the
favorites of her later
years.
She is "A general reader.
the newspapers coming
in for a daily share of
her time. To any subject
In which Mr.. Taft is in
terested or of which he
is making a study she al.
so gives her attention. AS
few men Of the period
have had occasion to look
up Information on such a
variety of subjects as the
president-elect. Mrs. Taft
has made herself a stu.
dent OF wide range. II
has intensified the sense
of comradeship existing
between them, and is per.
haps but another expires.
sion of the sentiment
which takes her walking
over the golf course with
her husband, though she
does not play. At Hot
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

man as don't un-
derstand winmcn.
should leave EN-
alone!"
Jerushy. Alb.
d we mean Z say
III man ever lived
I b ct understood
wimmen. /" secuted
Hiram Wagner.
sticking his finger
n er the mo
lasses drip and
licking 1t appetix-
ingly.
Ill.," replied
Abner. II don't
mean understand
In her moods and
lenses. I mean
gist plain, common
understanding Of
'em, SOS d Teller
kin live comforta-
BILE like--but In
Jim HuldeD's case,
he never cv zen
learned his prim-
er lessons In un-
derstandin' vim
min. Jim lived by
hisself In a room
often his shop and
kept gettin' richer
and richer and
m ore pecooliar.
Naturally tn boys
joked Jim a good
deal about not git
- -
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
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wImmen Folks.

Il hev allus said" insisted Abner
Briggs at Baltuffs grocery, tibet .
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

the White House regime with which ~
history connects the name of Taft -
compare with the hospitality OF Madi.
sons, the elegance of John Quincy Adams' the
simple democracy of Andrew Jackson's or
the stateliness of James Buchanan's? More
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
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M1EDM4RD ~
X DUNROY-
W q RED

Hal m a ner of
woman Is Mrs. vii.
liam ii. Taft, whose
name has been add
ed to those of the
women whose infu-
ence has made the
social fame of past
a d m 1 n ira.
tons? How doas
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22

fallecido de fiebre amarillo en- aque-
liza ciudad ef doctor William Wightm
man del scrvicio de Sanidad mariti-
ma de los Estados Unidos.
Hase descubierto en- Pueblo Ma
ri6n (Ohio) ei cuartel general de la
terrible asociaci6n de la "Mano ne
graz. Tres de sus principales aso-
ciados, de nacionalidad italiana
han sido reducidos a prisl6n.
Ell subsecretario de Estado, Mr.. Ba
con, ha sido nombrado ministro
de los Estados Unidos en- Paris.
Ell presidente de los Estados Uni
dos ha autorizado al corresponsal
del "Herald'', en- Washington, pa
ra que desmienta la noticia circu-
lante de que. el gobierno norteame
ricano piensa desembarcar tropas
en- Cuba para establecer un gobier-
no mixto, baio IA supervision de
I'm delegado de los Estados Uni
dos. Agrega Mr.. Taft que Ell pre-
sidente de la repGblica de Cuba,
general Jose NJ. Gomez, esta ejer-
ciendo actualmente sus funciones
de gohierno con buen acierto
Abogados americanoS autori-
zados reclaman judicialmente los
honorarios de Clifford Hartridge,
Ell abagado famoso de Mr. Thaw
valorados en- 10000 dollars.
Mr.. Thaw Sc halia actualmente
en- un manicomio, y sus bienes su-
ietoS a tutela.
Ell defensor ha pedido cuentas
detalladas.
Sc espera que ell proceso sera muy
ntereSante.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22

En- ell ejercito y la marina Sc OBJ
serva estricta vigilancia, habiendo
sido arrestados varios oflclales.
Portugal.
Tn conflicto sangriento ha ocu-
rrido en- Laguna (Teneriffe) en-
tire monies pablistas y los habltan-
tcs de la ciudad. Los monies. re-
cientemente establecidos en- La
guna, habian obtenido del clero 10
cal la direction de un seminario
a petici6n suya ell obispo habia sus-
pendido antier dos presbiteros.
Esta medida no hizo mas que au-
mentar la c6lera de los habitan-
tes de la ciudad, los cuales en- nd-
nero de 800 fueron al palaclo epis-
copal a reclamar la reinstalaci6n de
dichos presbfteros. Habiendose
negado ell obispo, la multitud alta
CO ell seminario; ALI fue recibida
a tiros de fusiles por los monies que
esperaban un incidente de ese ge-
nero. Estos dltimos SC defendie-
ron con valor; pcro, a pesar de su
valentia, fueron aplastados bajo,
el ndmero y ell seminario fu6 destrui-
do. Varios monies y mas de trein-
ia de sus asaItantes han sido herl-
dos. Ell obispo rcinstal6 a los
dos presbfteros y ha resuelto dejar
"a di6cesis.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22
HUM0RISM0.

Vista Gede6n ell estudio de, TN
pintor, Y contempla un retrato al
que esta dando las GItimas pincela-
das el artista.
-iQue cuadro tan bien hecho, pc
ro que modeIo tan horrible! "A don
de ha lido usted a buscar esa cabeza
tan fea?
-Es mi hermana.
Gede6n corrido y sin saber como
disculparse:
-Perdone usted. debi ha-
berio conocido.. .porque Sc parece
mucho a usted.
-JPor que rihes diariamente con
tn marido? GTeR6is Opiniones dife-
renteS?
No, sonora; mas bien rehimos
porque las tenemos identicas. Ell
quiere mandar en- casa V yo tsmbien.
Acusaban a un arzobispo de ser
demasiado joven para tan alta dig
nidad.
-Ese es un defecto contest6 ell
prudente prelado, de que me ire en-
mendando cada dia
El amor es un sentimiento ccloso
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22

Entonces usted no ha usado Ell An
ti-Corpu que es un remedio inofensive
y SO garantiza que reduce Ia gordurs
Y si no da resultado Sc devolvera e.
dinero,
Una botella de $500 le dara trein
ta dias, con 10 cual le bastara. E
Anti Corpu no es una droga que NAL
trata el est6msgo nj una medicina d.
patente. Esta hecha absolutamentt
de substancias vegetables y es inofensi
va. Esta hecha en- forma de polvo J
es agradable y facil para tomarse
Estd rscomendada por los medicos
cientlfcos de Estados Unidos CO.
mo el unico remedio contra la gor
.dura. Ell Anti .Corpu roduce 81 cuelle
doble, las caderas gruesas y las me
iillas abultadas. Da buen aspecto a
semblante y quita tsdas las arrugal
de la piel.
Las personas gordas que enAaque
cen con el Anti-Corpu no vuelven 4
eugondar.
Esta medicina Sc vende bajo garan'
tia, es enteramente inofensiva y Sc
garantiza que reduce la gordura de
tres a cinco libras por semana. En-
case de que no surta efecto, devolve
remos ell dinero. !
: La botella cuesta $500. Pida esta
medicina al droguista, pero no tome
cualquier otro remedio. Al recibir el
vaior podemos mandarle el Anti.Co
nu por correo.
Gratis. Le enviaremos una botella
ie muestra al recibir diez centsvos
para pagar ell empaque y Ell porte
de correo. Ademas, le agradeceremos
que Sc sirva mencionar este peri6dico.
Esthstic Chemical Co., 81. West l25
st. keW YORK DepaTtamento u.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22

Con motive del faIlecimiento
del presidente Penna, la opipinion
puhiica Sc encuentra dividlda en-
la election del successor. Los par
tidarios del baron de Rio branco
han soicitado de este su consenti-
miento para la nomination en- la
candldatura para aquel alto pues-
to. FL eminente depiomatico no
Sc ha decidido hasta ahora acep-
tar tai compromise de sus amigos.
Tn manifesto, firmado por 175
senadores y diputados. proclama
al mariscai Hermes Fonseca y al
81, Enchian Braz candidates a |
presdencia de la republica.
Sc dice que el duque de Bragan-
"a prepara para ell dia de las cleo
clones un golpe de estsdo con el
prop6sito dc proclamar cI impcrio.
Narios politicos reconocidos como
adictos a la causa del impcrio cl
gohiorno espia sus movimicntos
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22
Sc arrienda.

Una magnifica finca rustica par
celia de la que fue Hacienda Julita"
radicada en- ell barrio 'Mameyal'
t6rmino municipal del Dorado, com
puesta de trescientdS cuatro q media
cuerdaS de terren6 buenas para cahas
y pastos, abundantes en- aguas in
mediata a la carretera y ferrocarril
que conduce de esta capital a Areci-
bo. Para mas infornes diriglrse a
sus duefios Dons Elisa y Conception
Skerrett residentes en- Caguas.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22
COmpra de cOcheS.

NinOn de Lenclos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22

y tiranico, que no esta satisfecho ST.
no cuando ell objeto amado lie sacri-
flea todos sus gustos, y sus pasiones
todas.
Nin0n de Lpnclos
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22
AeenteS exclusives para Puerto Rico
SANCHEZ, MORALES & co.
San Juan P. R.
iQue esperan!

SQu6 esperan los boticarios
de Puerto Rico, que aun no
tiepen?
Las BOT1cAs importantes 10
venden.
5Qu6 venden? Lo mejor de
10 mejor para ell catarro, tfsis,
ronquera, tos.
TABoNUCOL, TABoNUCoL.
+ Pidanse detalles a los Sres.
J. M. Blanco Y com, y a don
Fidel Guillermety, en- San
Juan.
4 los Sres. F. Ruiz de Po-
rras Co.en Ponce,y al detalle
EN- ToDAs LAS BoTICAs DE MA
YOR IMPORTANCIA.
No de mas de rs centavos
por pote.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22
A viyiT en- H|iTamaI

Sitio saludable, buena altura So
bre Ell nivel del mar, con facilidad de
comunicaciones Y en- sitlo centrlco
de Santurce, es un magnifico sitio pa
ra residir. Cada vez Sc levantan nue..
tan nuevas y elegantes viviendas en-
"Miramar" y los pedidos de solares
aumentan cada dfa. LAS GALES Sc
han terraplenado y hay servicios d.
aqua v luz. Es el sitio de mode.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-06-22

Sc compra una VICTORIA que este
en- buen estado. Dirigirse a NJ. P.
Box 1854.
San Juan P. R.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
OLD FOLKS DAY
Ell centro Methodists Will Observe Tomorrow With Special Services
 For the Aged.

old Folks Day" an institution, the observance of which has been growing rapidly among the churches of recent years, will be observed to- morrow by the Ell Centro Methodists. The morning services will be under the auspices of the Young Peoples Society. and they extend cordial invitation to all elderly people to meet at this II o'clock service at the Meth odist Church.
 Rev D. K. Burnham, the pastor will preach from the text: At even time it shall be light" Zach. 14:7, and a special musical programme will be given.
 Miss Pauline Adair will lead the Young Peoples Society meeting at 6:30 D. m. The subject will be "The Ruin of likeness" In the evening the pastor will preach on the sub iect of "A Flight for Life"
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
SIMONS TILE WORKS
 NEAR COMPLETION
Large Manufacturing Plant to Be Added to EI CentrO'S
 Industrial District,

Within the present month an in- dustry of much importance to Inn perial Vaney maternal development the Simons Brick Company's new plant-will be in operation at Fl Cen tro. turning out material for business houses and residences
 The industry will bring to El Gen. tro from twenty to forty men, many of whom have families, and will distri- bute pay envelopes each week that will be of great advantage to the business of this city.
 During the installation of the plant twenty men have been employed, and it is expected that within two weeks the plant will be in entire readiness for turning out the first run of hol- low tile and bricks.
 The boiler and engine have been tested out this week, and have prov ed satisfactory. The compahy has installed a 1OO-horsepower boiler and a seventy-five horsepower engine, with oil burner. A brick and hollow tile machine, with capacity of 35- 900 bricks or 3O,OOO tile, is now in place.
 c. Klinkman has come from Santa Monica to take charge of the brick work. He is a brick maker of many years experience, and declares that the Fl Centro material makes a bet ter grade of brick and tile than that at Santa Monica.
 The company will manufacture hol- low tile for the erection of a number of cottages adjacent to it's plant for the use of it's employees. It proposes to furnish the hollow tile building material to ranchers of the valley on such terms that they can well afford to erect comfortable homes.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
PoNoeRosA LEMONS

Earl Hartzler has brought to The Press office sample lemons from three year-old trees on the Adams place, in the northern part of El Centro that are causing much comment on ac- count of their size. There are sev- enteen three -year-old trees and eight four year-old trees on this place, and all are loaded with fruit. On one tree this season forty-two of these mammoth lemons have matured. The ones brought to The Press office are twelve and thirteen inches in cir cumference
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
ESHLEMAN MENTIONED
May be a Candidate For Attorney General at the Next State
 Election.

The San Francisco Calls political wise guy" has the next State cam paign all mapped out and he pre- diets that District Attorney Eshle- man, formerly executive committed man of the Lincoln Roosevelt League, may be the regular Republican can didate for Attorney General. He says
 Former Assembyman John M Esh- leman is getting something more than favorable mention among the younger anti-machine republicans as a candidate for Attorney General Webbs job. Eshleman was one of the most popular reform members of the assembly of 1907 He was the au- thor and advocate of the first anti race track gambling bill Illness drove him out of the legislature and to Imperial County. He not only re- covered his health but he became one of the political big wigs of the new county, and, naturally, it's leading lawyer. His friends say that he has made money and new friends in Southern California and that an effort is being made to push him into the race for attorney general"
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
YOUNG MEMS CLUB

The Young Mems Club, which was organized at the Opera House on Thursday night, starts with sixteen members. A committee of five was appointed to secure additional mem bership, and as soon as twenty-five have been secured, pledging them selves to the payment of one dollar per month each club rooms will be opened. The boys have many plans maturing for the winter.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
FATHER eUMMeLEN RETURNS

Rev II. Eummelen, now located at San Diego but organizer of the Cath olic parishes of Imperial Valley, was a visitor in El Centro last week, for the first time since leaving this pas torate. His many friends, regardless of church affiliations, gave him heaty welcome and expressed the hope that the work of this church may develop so that Father Eummelen may again be stationed in this valley.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
UNIFORM RANK FOR HoLTvILLE

Steps are being taken to institute a company of the uniform rank, Fra ternal Brotherhood, at Holtville. Lieut. Gen. Adolph will come down from Los Angeles soon to inspect the men pro- posed for the new organization. He will probably visit the El Centro lodge at that time and discuss the in stitution of a company here.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
NUMBER ONES FINANCES

The financial statement of Water Company No. for the quarter end ing Sept 30, 1909, shows receipts of S45,623.57 and disbursements of $39,- 649.95. The salary list was $12,532: cost of maintenance of canals and structures, S1IS6l. Water rentals for 1909 brought in $1S,3O49S and assess ment No. 16 brought in $21, ,797.SS.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
WAREHOUSE FOR HAY

A warehouse is to be leased in Los Angeles by D. w. Tyler, business agent of the Imperial County Farm CTS Union, and therein will be open ed a valley hay market, SO that the members of the union may cut out the profits of middlemen in marketing their crop.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
GOLDEN WEDDING

Mir. and Mrs. Charles Ort were mar 'ried fifty years ago last Saturday. A company of friends gathered at their home, on Commercial street, Satur- day evening, to celebrate this event During the evening many interesting incidents of the fifty years of married life were recalled by MT. and Mrs Ort and narrated to their guests.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
KILLED BYs RAILROAD TRAIN

Coroner Mitchell was called to Nam moth last week to hold an inquest on the body of a man who was kill ed by freight train at that point on November 21. The dead mans first name was Clarence, and it was evident that his home was in Colo rado.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
SELECT ADVISORY BOARD

Brawley citizens have elected as an advisory board to the City Trustees, to confer in the spending of the money proposed to be raised by a bond issue for sewers, water system, etc, Dr. J. L. Cooke, Ray Griswold, c. Hauck, c. c. Mccullough and A. w. Applegate.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
COUNTY CHAMBER OFFICES

The offices of the Imperial County Chamber of Commerce are now es- tablished in the building occupied by the Fl Centro National Bank, in the suite formerly used by the Peoples Abstract Company These offices are also being used by the Imperial Coun- ty Fair Association.
Imperial Valley press., 1909-12-04
ATKINSON ESTATE

True Vencill was appointed admin istrator of the Thomas A. Atkinson estate by Judge Cole yesterday. The deceased left claim of 160 acres in Water District No. 8 and personal property in Fl Centro, where he re- sided.
New-York tribune., 1909-07-07
COUNTRY PRODUCE MARKETS.

week ended Tuesday. July D. luuJ
bass Deans and 2soi peas; eSEOFts a4i oass @
GSns e Sasa and peas 40 bags she lots ore
ToGe,sie msrs demand largely from out town
quite so good ho"eyea as CG % fac tnnt hs
ia so far advanced Prices have ruled steady es
ss0: ssR on very State s59s have had slow
saness Of & ine Sk e omeste Has medium here
have also been very s9" oederabe amoTnt of
bnr7ers could be that Exporters have % ;@sen
imuroyement The market closed irm at ~ % "a gS5 %
choice bright o stick and weak csorna lima hrm
have SyoTsd the s sssr saisass 2S do fair
sEA 10 aod 81 s1ss 6 medium choice Sc 7Sass Ta DC
s c soife lee cSmT3on 81 % go good s. oaia pea
81 as 40 sgs2 IS; White kidney choice 81 o9s2 75 do
81 4Ogs2 90 red ao anei s Tfe SOUP Choice
81 2oSt2 Is; do lima. caltoraa choice So o. PEAS
S'fi@ s77os gs: last ss
meek Tes 1os28 ssmpafson Phfs o1 the receipts
cause figures 9sc.T.s Ts9Pss si last Two day.. II
an 10 Get accurate receipts following important
hotter hoa@y which indicates has been passed
The weather 6SGon hss are Reasonably od
ZION Some etustonS yeP% have aT 9fH or day or two
following last weeX aS- rf'' 9 tnndn tam and
action followed Friday NO Sr, snahs stbonsb ns the buy
inr Is not az all Spectators think that present
values high FOR safe In, <,5s @ a going into
there by RECEIVERS speess 4es 4 rat b
fer sFenme me4 bsns ooaned the street foF the
highest There is pretty , se0e @ fi ihs eSeaper per
sorts are Inquired for. Most Of the state usly e's ~
range of aed24c OF the poorer Iols IO harav
stosdv Factory rather firm with most sales at -lS,
t lots going 4G higher Packing Stock
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- csiEEsF-Receipts for the week. 15sll boxes *
ts tn Eur6pe $50 and 20 Other countries 26o
QUITS 10 little change IN general
sr.. mn 70 the close OF week and change in