The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1909-06-18
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There 10 sooc 10 be 0 tissue pager bsIl
IN Atsssss. Pretty thin esouss seems
" us.
fgnossncs and low bissh cannot he
entirely oblisesassd by oil the wealth of
. f'foesus.
Carnegie works srs said 10 be
swampsd with orders. Good, let the
work 70 on.
~ IL said that the ,srin bill will be
passed and the Panama Canal finished
some sweet day.
Hope IL . great thing. hut do not de-
pend on II entirely; u Ia calculated TO
engendcr lssiuess.
Bourks Cochran says there Ia no
Democratic party left. Mr.. Bryan, let
NJ hear from you.
Thess sky-scraper hats predicted for
next season, will be wonderful cx-
ampies Of high art.
North Carolins claims . greater
variety OF minerals than any other
country in the world.
Has your wife done her spring house
cleaning and you your spring pocket
book cleaning % YETI
Wstermelons and sweet girl grad.
uates are with us once again. That's .
oom mbination hard TO beat
A girl always likes to say "no" to =
man the first time he proposes, just to
sea what he will do next
One thing We are always looking fol
In this world and are never satisfied
whsn We find It, Il trouble.
These airship Fellows sfs funny guys
One day they break record and tbs
next day they break an airship.
Even the laughing hyenas in Africs
have changed their tune since Teddy
began to burn powder over there.
| Once in = great while we flnd gir
who is old-fsshioned enough to marry
the man she is really In love with.
j The late Emperor OF China is to hav,
another funeral soon. A Chinese EN-
psror has more lives than cat, It wouls
seem.
The aversge man IL thinking . 10
more about the baseball pefcentag
column these days than he IL the pric
Of wheat.
The elderly women, instead Of tryinl
! to COAX young women to wear less fsls'
hair, seem to be adopting the pun fa'
themselves.
d Birmingham took . game the othe
day, and It u said that there WASH
booze enough in Birmingham to csls
. brate the fact.
i Woman can maintain her dignity o
most any occasion, but she has ; strue
gle to do 1t when she steps on . movin
car backwards.
i A Boston physician declares that pi
diet 10 capital thing for comfortabl
!. living. Mebbe so-some pies. The p'
. litical pie, for instance.
A Philadelphia lady was saved frol
llynching BY platoon Of police VIII
rushed there just In time. Now stc
saying that Philadelphis il slow.
" Speaking Of the income tax u
/. average married man thanks his sta
that there Isn't an outgo-tax on Il
= money he lets 70 out every pay day.
Next change in hats for women vi
/. bring the skyscsper variety, % ssye
-ls fashion journal. Here's where h
little short women rise up and clai
= their own.
II A man arrested ia Texas for counts
feitIng had six different dies. II II b,
bssn ) cass of horse stealing he won
havs had only one dtss and thst st 4
=: end of ) rcps.
Thomas w. Lawson dsniss the rspe
that be = 70 b masEtsd. ~It's I'll
! 1oks,r be says. The knowing ones il
n wink one ~ and say ~ another l
vsEtising scheme.
W. rsad Of balloon honeymo.
' Chisf charm about sach O. aftsaf u I
n saet that they cannot dlseost car Z
q people - they heve heretofore IA
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