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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
GREATEST SHEP.
ABR'HAM
New Name for Sc
nator Warren of
Wyoming
FIGHT ON WOOL SCHEDULE
Dolliver of Iowa Asks That
the Dingley Rates Be
Reduced.

Washington, D. G., June S.-The
Senate today began the consideration
of the woolen schedule and Senator
Dolliver, who is opposed to the finance
committees amendment providing a
return to the Dingley rates. asked for
the acceptance of the House rates,
which is a decrease. The increase of
the finance committee is in accord
ance with settled policy of return to
the Dingley rates throughout the wool.
en- schedule. In defense OF higher
rates, Senator Warren, considered an
expert in woolens. explained the pro.
priety of maintaining the Dingley du-
ties. Referring to the fact that the
Wyoming Senator is reputed to be the
owner of many sheep, Dolliver declar-
ed that Warren is the greatest shep-
herd since Abraham" Warren dis
avowed the personal ownership Of a
single sheep, COW or horse, except ami
mails for personal use. but added he
was stakeholder in companies engaged
in such industries as he was in rail
road companies. Dolliver read memor-
ials from the manufacturers of carded
wool, asking an advalorem duty as
the just method of protecting all
parties concerned.
Warren and Smott insisted that all
top waste and kindred woods brought
to this country supplanted so much
American wools. He said rags and
shoddy wools would come in under the
lower duty.
Dolliver said it is better to have
poor wool for INDECENT people than
none.
Senator Carter of Montana, took
the Senators through all phases oi
wooden manufacture in a lecture in
which he exhibited chest of WOODEN
samples explaining the technical
terms in respect to wool.
IlC ludluldluCu tldI tuC ulSH uuty
should be sustained. Many Senators
gathered around the speakers desk
as he explained the modes of manu-
facture.
Many Naval Graduates Defective.
Washington, June S.-Although con
ditions existing at the United States
naval academy at Annapolis are Civ
ing the navy department officials
much concern, it is not considered
probable that Secretary Meyer vii
adopt radical corrective measures I'm
til Captain Bowyer relieves Captain
Badger as superintendent this month
The recent report OF a board of five
naval officers specially detailed at the
academy which was in substance thai
! physical exercises now in vogue were
responsible for poor physiques com
mon among recent graduates and mid
shipmen has been borne out in {
measure by the failure of 43 out o
1870 midshipmen to graduate this veal
on account of physical disability
Most of those who failed, however
were rejected, it is said, because OF
defective eyesight.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
WANTS HOME
AND CHILDREN
Mrs. William e. Annis Already Tired
of Foot Lights and Will Marry
Broker.

New York. June S.-Mrs. William
e. Annis, who has been appearing in
vaudeville to support herself. since
the death of her husband at the hands
of Captain Peter G. Hams, Jr., an
nounced she will be married soon to a
real estate broker. She says that the
audiences have been kind to her, but
that she wants home and children
more than anything else.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
POLITICAL POT IN
MEXICO BOILING
Ramon Corral, Present Vice-President
is Candidate for Reelection
But is Opposed.

City of Mexico, June S.-The politi-
cal pot in Mexico is beginning to boil,
the office of vice president being the
bone of contention. Ramon Corral.
the present incumbent has been re-
nominated for the place, but the
friends of Bernardo Reyes, governor
coming active in his behalf 1t is
probable that during the latter part
of this year, there will be many heat
ed political gatherings.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
STRIKE OF
HATTERS ENDED
Twenty-Five Factories at Danbury,
Connecticut, Will Resume
Operations.

Danbury, Conn, June S.-The strike
which has closed % hat factories here
for the last five months, was prac-
tically ended today, The men will
work as individuals for 80 days. At
the expiration of tnat time the man
ufacturers agree to withdraw from the
National Association Hat Manufac-
turers and the union label will then
be resumed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
ED CALLAHAN
is STILL ALIVE
But Body Is ParaIyzed and He May
Die Any Moment-BIoodhounds
Trailing Assassin.

Lexington, KY, June S.-Edward
Callahan, shot yesterday from am
bush, is still alive today, but para
lyzed from the waist down and liable
to die at any time. Blood hounds are
on the track Of the assailant,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
BISHOP MATZ CONFIRMS
LARGE CLASS AT TRINIDAD.

Trinidad, Colo, June S.-Bishop
Matz confirmed a class of over 200
children at the Catholic church here
on Sunday. In the morning special
services were held when the bishop
made an address.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-06-08
bIICCI 0Iy VOWIo,
THOMAS H. CARTER.
Will Install New System.

Travelling Auditor Charles V. SAT-
ford who returned yesterday from a
trip which took him to Tucumcari and
to Las Cruces, reports that the feder-
al government has agreed to an ar
rangement by which the authorities
of the New Mexico College of Agri-
culture and Mechanic Arts will adopt
forms of bookkeeping prepared by the
travelling auditor and thus give the
College uniform system of keeping
accounts both on the territorial and
federal sides. Mr. Stafford reports that
crops looks we'll around Tucumcari
and that work is being pushed on the
Choctaw extension from Tucumcari
to Dalhart. Texas. He says that much
building is under way at Tucumcari
and that that city is growing very
rapidly.
Escaped From Scenic Highway.
Captain Fred Fornoff of the mount
ed police, was notified today of the es-
cape of Florencio Bermudez. seven
teen year old murderer. serving ten
years sentence, from the convict gang
on the Scenic Highway near the Colo
RADIO boundary. Bermudez is from Tor
rance county and it is supposed that
he made his way back to his old
stamping ground.
Lieutenant John w. Collier reports
from Stanley, southern part of the
county, the arrest of man named
Leatherwood and the recovery of a
horse reported stolen.
interpretations.
Incorporation papers were filed to-
day in the Office of Territorial Sec
retary Nathan Jaffa Of the Trio Min
ing and Milling Company with head
quarters at Phoenix, Arizona, and New
Mexico Offices at Hillsboro, Sierra
county, with w. M. Robbins. the New
Mexico agent. The capitalization is
100000, divided into 100000 shares.
The incorporators and directors are:
Walter D. Hamill. president; Will M.
Robbins, vice-president and mine
manager, and Harry Pateman. Sec
retary and treasurer.
Incorporation papers were filed al
so by the Mountainair Chautauqua
Assembly with headquarters at
Mountainair, Torrance county. The
capitalization is $4,000 divided into
1000 shares. The New Mexico agent
is William Mccoy. The incorporators
and directors are: John w. Corbett,
29S shares; James P. Dunlavy, 299
shares; Lloyd Orme, William Mccoy
and Isaac Fulton, each one share.
The Clovis Lumber Company filed
incorporation papers. The headquar
ters are at Clovis, Curry county. The
capitalization is $4,000 divided into
$50 shares. The incorporators and
directors are: c. A. Clayton, 30
shares; J. Foster Scott, Jr., 20 shares;
Q. L. Owen, 80 shares; F. T. Tuley,
80 shares; J. s. Edwards, 20 shares,
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SOUTHERN PACIFIC CALLS
IN PREFERRED STOCK

New York, June 8.-The directors
of the Southern Pacific Company to-
day decided to call for the company's
preferred stock for retirement on
June Is for $115 per share, cash.
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JOHN hELTZELL
PLEADS GUILTY

Conspiracy-WeaIthy China
man Will Fight.
Chicago, ILL.,, June S.-John Heltzell,
one of the eight men indicted in con-
spiracy to smuggle Chinese across the
Mexican border. pleaded guilty today.
Sentence was deferred. Bob Leung, a
wealthy Chinaman Of FL Paso. today
withdrew his plea of not guilty in or
der to make a contest of the case be-
fore coming to trial. All cases have
been set for hearing before Judge
Lands.
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Continued on Page Eighty
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
A Punctual Bird.

What tempts the little humming.
bird that we see in our gardens to
travel every spring from near the
equator to as far north as the arctic
circle, leaving behind him, as he does,
for season, many tropical delights?
He is thu only one Of many humming-
birds tnat pluclily leaves the land of
gaily colored birds, to 60 into volun-
tary exile in the North, east of the
Mississippi. How it stirs the imagina-
ton to picture the solitary, tiny mi
grant, a mere atom of birdlife, NOV
ing above the range of human sight
through the vast dome Of the sky!
Borne swiftly onward by rapidly vi
brating little wings, he covers the
thousands of miles between his winter
home and his summer one by easy
stages, and arrives at his chosen des-
tination, weather permitting, at ap-
proximately the same date year after
year. What a methodical and pune
tual bird!-The Sabbath School Visi.
tor.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30

Mesdames Beach and Skinner, Miss
Minnie Gay and niece, Elizabeth Skin
ner, and VIM. Pulls spent Saturday at
Honesdale.
L. j. Hooker is improving his house
this spring and will add an acetylene gas
plant. Mr.. Hooker is entertaining two
New York guests. These people, who
are Austrians, spent the greater part of
the summer here last year.
George Burcher has been building u
kitchen addition to his house.
Miss Minnie Gay recently entertained
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred. Brectle, of Cochec-
ton.
Invitations to the 1909 commencement
of the Glade township high school have
been received here. Miss Katherine NJ.
Sherer is among the graduates.
We are sorry to learn that Lester Love-
lass, who has been very ill with pneu-
monia is not gaining.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
klndheartedness.

The gingham-shirted boy had made
a break to pass the ticket-seller at the
circus entrance, but that gentleman
had caught him and rudely thrust him
back.
Poor little devil" said seedy
looking man in the crowd. "If had
the money I'd buy him a ticket my
self"
The crowd looked sympathetic, but
said nothing, while the boy sobbed as
If his heart would dissolve.
1--WE only got a nickel, little feller,"
went on the seedy looking one, IAN
that won't do you no good. Say" he
continued, turning suddenly to the
crowd, Tets do one good act in our
lives. Let's buy him ticket"
1t looked for minute as IL col
lection was to be started, but benev-
olent-looking old gentleman nipped it
in the bud by slipping a half-dollar
into the hand of the boy, who prompt.
ly disappeared into the tent.
Il thank you a thousand times for
that kind act, sir" said the seedy-
looking man.
"You seem to take quite an interest
in the little fellow" remarked the
benevolent one.
"Well, l should think I ought to-
answered the seedy-looking man
proudly. That's the only son / got!"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
Then Polly Spoke.

Young Simpkins (making a call)
You have had that parrot long
time, Miss Ethel.
Miss Ethel-Yes. we have had him
several years.
Young Simpkins-Quite intelli-
gent, Is he not?
Miss Ethel-Very. He can imi.
tate most anything.
Young Simpkins-They have a re-
markable parrot over at the Caster
Inns, Miss Ethel. 1t can initiate the
sound of kiss to perfection. Is
that among the accomplishments OF
our feathered friend here in the cor
ner?
Miss Ethel (indignantly)-N sir
He does not attempt an imitation of
a sound he is not accustomed to hear
Mr.. Simpkins.
The Parrot treminiscently-W Wait,
George, dear, till take this bird out
of the room.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
AQUEOUS PRECIPITATION.
Whatever Lowers the Temperature
Ia the Cause of Rain.

VHdtGNGT 6oWeTb tHS temperature
Is the Cause Of Rain.
The general law of aqueous precipi.
tation may be briefly stated. What
ever lowers the temperature Of the
air at any place below the dew point
is a cause of rain. Various causes
may conspire to effect this object, but
1t is chiefly brought about by the as
cent Of tne air into the higher regions
Of the atmosphere, by which, being
subjected to less pressure, 1t expands
and in doing so lowers its tempera.
ture. These ascending currents are
caused by the heating of the earth's
surface by the suns rays or, in fact,
by anything which raises the temper.
ature Of the superintendent air, and
1t Is very obvious that the continual
discharge Of large pieces Of ordnance
will have considerable effect in rails
ing the temperature of the air lying
on the earth's surface, which will as
cend, expand and discharge in aque-
GUS particles in the form of rain for
the foregoing reasons.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
USWICK AND LAKEVILLE.

APRIL 26th.-All of the members of
the Hildegarde Rebekah Lodge, No.
359, l. O. O. F., Lakeville, Pa, are re-
quested to be present at the next regular
meeting of the lodge on Wednesday
evening, May 9th, at o'clock.
F. B. Pennell sold two cows to Mr..
Deerfield, of Arlington, on Friday last.
Mrs. G. w. Pennell, who had the
grippe few weeks ago, is not recover
ing from it as fast as her friends would
wish. This disease is taking very firm
hold of its victims and it seems almost
impossible to shake it off.
Mrs. Robert Lovelass, of Lakeville,
and Mrs. f. r. Olmsted, of Uswick, are
now battling with this terrible Grippe.
Mrs. Charles F. UT IS also oindisposed. .
Aaron Goble bought horse of G. q.
Cramer at Adelia, on Wednesday. Mrs.
GOble accompanied her husband to
Hoadley's and from there to Hawley
along the Middle Creek, on his inspect
ing tour on Wednesday.
1hc AuueH SCllOOl ClOSeu OH N6uneS-
day the 2lst.
James Shelley went to Scranton this
morning and has returned as far as
Hawley this afternoon.
The Lakeville base ball team will have
box social on Wednesday evening at
the p. o. S. of A. hall.
Miss Beahen will close her school at
Lakeville, on Wednesday, April 2Sth.
We are pleased to learn that Mrs.
Lovelass was able to sit up part of the
time today.
Mrs. Peter Osborne and daughter,
Lena, are recovering from their recent
illness. Sorry to hear that Mr.. Osborne
is now ill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Daniels :enter-
tanned company from Honesdale sand
Hawley over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred. Mauer and Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Lyons. ofHawley, and
Jacob Sleezer, of this place, visited Mr..
and Mrs. Christian Schrader at Ledge.
dale on Sunday.
The farmers in this vicinity have com.
menced to plow, while others are work
ing the roads.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
Ate Eggs 100 Years Old.

At the banquet given in San Fran
cisco recently to celebrate the estab-
lishment of a Chinese Chamber of
Commerce priceless Chinese delica.
cies were served. Among the guests
were fifty Americans. Although chop
sticks were used, all of the speech.
making was in English.
Some Of the items in the dinner,
that cost $25 plate, were as follows:
Snow fungus, which retails at $40 a
pound and is one of the rarest Chin
csc delicacies; sharks fms. birds
nests, preserved eggs, one hundred
years old; melon seeds, which the
white guests could not eat with chop
sticks; brains of yellow fish and water
lily seeds with ducks. In all there
were seventeen courses.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30

WHEAT - One cent higher: contract
grade April, s1.Sa1.S7.
CORN-Two and one-half cents higher;
April, 79a791sc.
oATs-steady; No 2, white, natural
60ha61c.
BUTTER-Firm, with good demand; re.
ceipts, 1888 packages; creamery, specials,
Na21hc. (offlcial 27c) extras, 26a261o. !;
thirds to firsts, 20a25c.; held, common to
extra, 20a6c.; state dairy, common to
choice, 19a26c.; process, common to spe-
cial, 16a23c.; western, factory, 18a1s5kc.
CHEESE-Firm; receipts, 2,s67 boxes;
state, old, full cream, SPECIAL 16a17c. |;
small, fancy, 15%c.; large, fancy 15%c. (;
good to fine, 151Ac.; common to fair, ia
13c.: new, colored, fine, 14ha15c.; white,
full to specials. 21za12tsc.
EGGS = Steady; receipts, 31,6S7 cases I;
state, Pennsylvania and nearby, fancy,
selected, white, 2315c.; fair to choice, 221ka
&c.; brown and mixed, fancy, 23c. fair
to choice, 21ha2211c. western, storage
packed, 22Aa22lsc; frsts, AMa22c. sec
onds, 20ha2lc.; southern, frsts, Ac.; Sec
onds, 201Rc.
POTATOES-steady for new; old do
mestic steady, but imported weak; do
nestle, old, in bulk, per 1SO lbs, $275a3;
per Dbl. or bag. $2,50a275; European, old,
per 16S lb bag, $1.Soa210; Bermuda, new,
per bbl., $3a45O; Florida, new, per bbl,
S2a4.5; sweet, per basket, $1.50a2.
LIVE POULTRY = Steady; chickens,
broilers, per h., 30a85c.; fowls 16a161fo. I:
old roosters, 11hal2o.; ducks. 15c.; geese,
7a9c.
DRESSED POULTRY-Firm broilers,
nearby, fancy, squab per pair, 60a90c;
lbs. to pair, per lb., 4Oa45c. fowls, barrels.
16c.; old roosters, 12hc.; spring ducks,
nearby, 24a26c.; squads, white, per doz.,
S2a4.25; frozen turkeys, No. /, per lb. 2Sa
25c.; brolers, milk fed. fancy, 24a2sc. !;
corn fed, fancy, 21a23c.; roasting chick
ems, milk fed, 23a25c.; corn fed, 17a20c. /;
fowls, No. l, 16c.; old roosters, 12isc. {;
ducks, No. l, 17a1Sc. geese, No. l, 12a14c.
HAY AND STRAW-Steady; timothy,
ver mixed, 60a771hc. clover 55a65c- long
rye straw, 81 GOAL 80t
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
WHITE MILLS.

April 2Sth.-Bill. the baker, says,
What do l care about Patten? A
man that can make ice cream with
out eggs. can make bread without
flour"
Joe Dorflinger and Charles Wen
ders are going to Newton, N. j., on
Saturday to play game of base ball.
They made great record at Mil
ford playing basket ball this winter,
and now the Milford base ball team
has secured these two professionals,
to play the game against Newton.
Edward Murphy, VINO caught a
number of games for White Mills
and Honcsdale last season, has been
engaged to catch for Mount Carmel.
All the boys are wishing him sue
cess.
observe in an agricultural paper
an account Of cows giving better
than fifty pounds of milk per day.
How many cows are there in Wayne
county giving thirty-five?
If Congress does not make the laws
in favor of the Steel magnates, there
is some talk of their moving to
China. wonder if the coal opera
tors will take the coal fields over
there, If the men do not come to
their terms.
Misses Maude and Ethel Brooks,
of Hoboken, returned home last
week, after making short visit with
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Fermer.
John Peters and wife, of Corning,
are. visiting his parents, MIR. and
Mrs. Herman Peters.
The n. P. l.. installed their local
officers on Tuesday, April 27th. John
Boyle was deputized as the installing
officer.
Miss Frances McCabe, of Carbon
dale, is at the Hotel Frederick.
You have heard about rat raps,
mice traps, bear traps, and traps of
Peters has invented trap to catch
chicken lice. He made a frame of
iron pipe for the roosts to rest on,
and about eighteen inches from the
floor around the iron pipe there is
an oil cup. If the lice go down
from the roosts they get in the cup
and If they come up from the floor
they get in the same trap. Patent
pending.
Sid Woodley and wife, from Beach
Lake, called at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. Butler on Sunday.
Abe. Seaman and wife have just
returned home after spending their
honeymoon in New York and vicinity
for two weeks.
Erastus Austin held a farewell
party on Tuesday evening; he moved
back on the farm the following
morning.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
IN VAUDEVILLE LAND.
OSCAR und Adolf Have a Breezy Dia-
Iogue In the Forest.

lOgue In the Forest
"Osgar und Adolf" the unique
creations of F. w. Schaefer, now ap-
pearing in literary vaudeville, re-
Gently INDUCED in the following dia-
logue:
Here, Adolf. we are pignigging in
der haunts of nature"
II knew someding wass haunting
me, OSCAR. bud though Id wass
chiggers."
"Lisden to der voodpecker's Tilt
as he drifes nails in his family tree"
II thought dot wass der bullfrok's
reveille among der daffydowndillies."
Overhead der trees oxtend der
branches from der main office NIT
frientliness to each odder."
Yes, yess; bud i'd iss wonder
dey don'd knock their heads toged-
der when dey bough. Ha, ha. hal"
(SmashD
"Un der pure breeze3 blow"
" Do you really dink dose zephyrs
iss all vool?"
Look how der ivy clings to der
oak"
II wonder who nailed Id on2 Oh,
dere is a limpid pool"
II will try for der corner pocked,
ha. ha, ha. BY der way, can see
myself in der water"
Dot is a serious reflection on i'd.
Say. we are nod alone. l see hoof-
printings in der NUT"
"Of course. Diss Is we're der cow
slips und der bullrushes, ha. hal"
Led us pull some Wild flowers be-
fore dey pull their pistils." (BiffD
II dink will pring here some
day chain gang to make daisy
chains"
"Dere iss some fir trees. Dey come
from Iceland, ! hear"
''Vot grows on dem?"
Cones"
Den dot blace musd be der oritch-
lnal Coney Island, he. he, he!"
(Bing! BiffD
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
Absent-N,inded BenevoIence,

A believer in organized charity
cites the following as an example of
misdirected tender-heartedness:
A very benevolent, but absend-
minded old gentleman, riding in his
carriage one hot July day, noticed a
toad in the dusty road gasping with
the heat. In the kindness of his
heart he climbed down, tenderly
moved the poor toad into the shade
of his carriage, and then, thoroughly
satisfied with his good deed, climbed
up again and drove on.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
A Mild RebukA.

When one woman rebukes another,
the cynical bystander thinks 1t well
to have his ear open. She was wo-
man whose clothes were better than
her manners, says the Washington
Star.
She walked into the railway car,
tilted her hear superciliously, smiled
once or twice. and asked. in a loud
voice:
''Is this the smoking carr"
mo, ma'am," answered g demure
young woman in the first seat. ~
think you'll find 1t three cars for
ward"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
Measure of Train Speed.

A traveller waited at a certain
English provincial town in vain for
the much overdue train on the
branch line. Again he approached
the solitary sleepy-looking porter
and inquired for the twentieth time.
Isn't that train coming soonf" At
that moment a dog came trotting
up the line. and a glad smile illumi-
mated the oficial's face. "Ah, yes.
SIR" replied the porter, It'll be
getting near now. Here comes the
engine drivers dog"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
Sac WAS a rRuerlNo souL.
Shoes In which She Could Walk Far.
ther Than In Others.

kU6T UdH W VtUGT1s
Mrs. Frink was trusting soul, and
rarely questioned the opinions Of 9th.
ers about matters concerning which
they were supposed to be informed.
One day she came home with pair
Of new shoes under her arm. Got
them at Brides" she explained, land
they're the best I ever bought you"
What is SO very good about them?"
inquired her son, for whom the shoes
were intended.
why, the salesman said that you
could walk farther in them than in
any others without getting tired, and
I said that you couldn't walk very far
just now on account Of your knee, you
know, and he said that he meant
farther for the same distance. So l
bought them, and here they are. Save
the string, please"
She did not notice the smile on her
sons face as he undid the package,
and he was spared the trouble Of ex.
planning.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-30
He Didn't Go.

"Going to the lodge, Arthur" ex-
claimed the young wife, in surprise.
81 didn't know you were a member Of
any lodge?"
'Why-aw-yes, Georgiana," said the
young husband. II belong to the Or
der of Elks."
"And would you rather spend the
evening with lot of Elks than with
your own little dear?"
And Arthur meekly hung up his hat