The Washington herald., 1909-05-26


not discourage those who clamor annu-
ally at Washington for larger naval aP-
proriations. But until this project PRO-
crosses beyond the realm OF newspaper
discussion in the provinces and appears
in definite form at Ottawa. Uncle sam
VIII not lose his plaeldity.
It seems. after all. that sIr. Hisgen did
not say I have returned to the Democ-
racy," but 7 shall return to the Democ-
racy." That is very different; ii being
absolutely necessary that he locate the
Democracy before he can return to it,
II Mr. Roosevelt ever visits the good
city Of Charlotte. N C. he wiz feel
immensely sighted II he is not greeted
by at least two eloudbursts.
'Tt IS no waste OF time to see the
Giants play says Franklin P. Adams.
In the New York Mail-but in agate type
Evidently, he suspects there may be
room for an argument.
There are certain United States Sen
ators who. though they may not be aware
OF it. are heading pretty straight for pri-
vate life says the Richmond Times
Dispatch For instance7
rs Senator AIdrich the keeper Of the
Republican parfy's pledges?' inquiries the
Baltimore Sun. He is the undertaken. ap-
parently-
After an observes the Los Angeles
Herald. feeding to a great extent is a
matter OF the imagination" If Congress
keeps on pushing Up the tariff schedules.
we fear feeding 10 any extent may be-
come a matter Of the imagination.
Always shoot q giraffe in the head"
says g hunting sharp. As the giraffe is
generally going from the hunt,r as fast
as 1t possibly can. this advice tends 10
make its slaughter more difficult
ChoQqueQuirau has been found What?
You did not know ChoqQuequirau had
been lost for 40 years2 How surprising
The Georgia peach is king" says the
Macon News. Oh. IS she. indeed?
Where does the consumer come In7,
inquiries the Dayton News He does not
come IN at al. It seems. He does not
even get q Iook-in.
Mr. Sam VIII John. OF the State Of
Alabama, surely must have been named
with an eye to pleasing q Job lot OF
favOrite uncles
When you are abused. sensured, be
glad" says Count Tolssoi. What IS the
colonel 10 CO with a man who turns the
other cheek Ike that?
Out or 1000 gas meters examined n
New York recently. only - we're found
70 be correct The others were found 10
be very guilty, We suppose.
senator Aldrich has been rendered 6 Sc
Ties OF engagements on a certain we'll
known Chautauqua circuit. We hardly
suspect the senior Senator from Rhode
Island rellshes the classification aItogeth-
e-, although t must be admitted he
would be a drawing card. all right
We think Mr.. Roosevelt could ten some
wonderful ash stories II be would only
Try. And perhaps he may some day.
A Boston physician says pie diet Is an
ideal means Of sustaining healthy exist
ence- The Republican party has surely
waxed Eat on II. but whether II IS quite
as healthy as Il might be-weu. that IS
an open question. 70 say the least OF II.
Perhaps Charlotte provided a cloud
burst for 1Ir- TAFT IN order that he might
feel right n the swim from the jump.
The only living ex-President Of Haiti Is
living in Peru. Ind. where the biggest
game 20 be seen is the literary lion.
Mrs. --StonewsIl'' Jackson says Mr.. Taft
Is 'the great harmonizer" II Is a fns
tile. and Il fits in nicely with Mr.. Tafrs
progressive winning Of the South.