New-York tribune., 1909-06-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
enemies

4 meeting was held at Faneuil Hall Boston,
recently for the purpose Of encouraging immi-
grants in taking a practical interest in the clVh
affairs OF the country and Of the cities In whlcn
they live" Among the members OF the Boston
Equal Suffrage Association, under whose auspices
the meeting was held the Rev Mr. Etchler,
who presented for adoption this document which
he called "a first voters decalogue': = Love thy
country. which has redeemed thee from tyranny
and bondage . Thou shalt not worship any
political idols nor bow down 10 them nor serve
them. for their iniauity viii he visited thee
and, thy children until the third and fourth gen
Grafton. q. Thou shalt take the name of
patriotism in vain. II 10 hide thy selfish
motives. l. Remember the day or election 10 keep
It holy. 8. Honor the sanctity ~ the ballot that
the days OF the Repubc may be prolonged 6.
Thou shalt not kill the spirit of freedom by neg
lecting TO exercise the p.erosatives Of a freeman
2 Thou shalt not adulterate the purity OF civic
life by entering politics for gain 5. Thou shalt
difference 2 Thou shalt not let greed FOR political
reward bear false witness against the spirit Of
patriotism. n Thou shalt not covet a public Of
fee which thou art not 1T 10 fil
First Doctor-To what do you attribute his sue
second boelor-To his diplomacy He first finds
Z Guy a ify th!nEs patient doesn't like and then
orders MIN not TO eat them--Philadelphia Record.
The following offer. printed on a blotter and
signed by dozen grocery firms Of Delaware. Ohio,
has been scattered by the thousand ANY one
who drinks three glasses OF whiskey day for one
year and pays 10 cents day for H. can have in
exchange at any of the firms whose ma mes appear
on this card three barrels Of -four. twenty bushels
u potatoes @po pounds OF grenulated sugar one
barrel Of crackers. pound Of pepper two pounds
or tea nifty pounds Of salt, twenty pounds Of rice
fifty pounds Of butter. ten pounds Of cheese twenty
five pounds Of coffee. pounds Of candy three
dozen cans Of tomatoes. ten dozen pickles ten
dozen oranges ten dozen bananas two dozen cans
of corn, eighteen boxes Of matches half bushel
of beans 100 cakes of soap and one package OF
rolled oats for the same money and get SIS go
premium for making the exchange In the expendi-
lures
=, Il don't know what TO do with this poem said
Tnarazine editors nron6,,Cca Ut me muse Even the
"OId man y5i,.In I'm IN 'Lnce Lcl i T sTh1
porter, Have It set TO music and start II down
the pike as popular song. Chicago News
The action of Justice Davis in granting the pe,i
ton Of Arthur Hughes TO adopt the name of hts
father with the dfix jr" because of the .,epviahIa
reputation for integrity of the elder will perpar
uate the name OF Brian 6. Hughes. who is known
also FOR practical jokes. The people Of Yonkers
recall one Of them which turned out TO be toke
on Mr. Hughes. He generally has to pav pretty
heavily for his own humorous achievements Mr.
Hughes had bought a building up In the Terrace
City. under which ran-and stnI runs-the Nepper-
han River lie hired a couple of men. on contract
10 pump out the cellar. The "Dagoes'' went to
work enthusiastically, and pumped for n dav or
two to the huge delight Of an amused crowd in
Guiding many OF Mr. Hughess friends After he
had carried the hoax along for about fQrty-eISht
hours Mr.. Hughes ordered the work stopped and
paid the bumpers the full contract price. The box
maker still thinks the joke the Iaborers;
but they were satisfied
1rate PASSENGER believe you're driving over
every stone in the road, '''4
Driver-WaaI. sir, II takes a purity good driver
10 hit en- alL-Boston Herald. ~
Judge Strout, of the Bucks County (Penn1 Court
was placed in an embarrassing position while pre-
siding at a gambling trial recently. In charging
the jury the judge said while many apparentIl,
overlook the fact under the laws Of this state evsr
game played for stake is gambling whether II ia
progressive euchre bridge whist dominoes check
ers or dice, and is violation OF law and the mar
ticpants are liable 10 be indicted and comnaIIad
to face the jury" Counsel for the defence produc
ing a local newspaper containing an account Of a
bridge party at which Judge Strout's wife had won
a prize. aroused hearty laugh IN which the Court
Joined.
Did you discover i'll the course OF your uInsss
that you had any true frends?"
II should say yes. Lots OF them came n ssa mo
and not one suggested a remedy different from
what the doctor was using. buffalo Express