The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-25
DRIFTWooD

tenor. soprano and contralto. Person
who discovered her. however. has un-
fortunately escaped.
Poverty shows the goodness in a
man according to q philosopher. With
lot Of money. however. he can show
2 lot more goodness In the way OF
DE grapevine don't cling to de tree
kase Il loves de tree but kase hit
want to hold hit up. an e lot OBJ folks
ball, the Alabama philosopher Of the
ebony hue.
4 Is said that Boston audiences are
their going out between the acts to
get something to warm EN- up.
The thing that makes us sad and sore.
who sazes In tSe shop windows
Till II gives the widowrpain.
Prof e. w. Gillian writes on the
ast TH Time sh. !. how msag
beasts a dollar word Teddy can kill
In one day.
raj. An hum umbrella non = ss useful Oh sbe ss Il
ming.
Its a wise father that noses on son
and Keeps his mouth smut. Son might
retaliate you know.
Noted scientist writes ten magazine
pages on the question, is there more
than one moon?" Said scientist must
seeing double when the query frst sug
gested itself to him
As an appropriate binding for love
poems we would suggest calf"
He married his puppy love.
Thought Joy would sure run rife.
And now he cannot kick because
She leads him dogs life.
The good book tells u.s., Dust to
sDust to Canada"
Attention. Dead Ones: Those inter-
day. Others will stay at home as
usual."-Gwlnette oia.) Journal.
In the hereafter Satan will stand
on earth used to ask you forty times
day, "Istt hot enough for your" and
every second or two the old Nick will
PROFOUND the same query to him.
Anna Held has a million dollars. An.
ma Hold your million dollars.
Gar OF Russia will go to England
news item. No, not unless someone
places a bomb under his majesty then
he will leave his boat in a skywardly
direction.
Eight hundred and thirty-dve club
women in Chicago had but three babies
last year. 1t seems as though a. club
Is a good thing to commit race suicide
with.
When an English lady drops her
MS" 1t Is not necessary to stoop and
pick them up for her. She will not
appreciate 1t.
The, world has nothing the. poet
Oh. yes. 1T has; hungry poet places
great value on beef steak and on
ions. II you don't believe 1t just try
him once ana see.
Prof. David NJ Todd. OF Amherst uni.
versity. will go up In balloon seven
or eight miles to send Miller's signals
to Mars. Go as far as you like pro.
worse.
The peek-a-boo Joke
do declare. IL,
Must he thread bare.
Its all right to treat your girl cool
". IL It's with ice cream you are treat
ing her. Then she can't kick.
A man isn't known by
His stuck up ways.
But rather I'd saw
}. BY the taxes he pays.
City people are as green Of country
ways and seem as amusing to coun-
try people as country people seem to
the city folk. A city girl writes to
ask us what Is meant by husking
bee. She says she tried to husk a bee
in the country last week and the un-
grateful thing stung her all over as
much as anywhere else.
Out on the back piazza
The breezes softly sigh,
And Linda's washing blackberries
To Unsatisfactory pie.
The city boarders wander
Aimlessly around,
And dig up Indian relics"
Her small bud put In the ground.
Shooting giraffe is said to be about
as exciting as knocking a calf In the
head with an axe.
Jersey city is to have a baseball
team of clergyinen. What a pleasure
~ ShS uAHp'AO tSAul llhe InaI.
= =
Here's HOpin'.
Here's hopin' the skies will always be
As blue as they are In June to me.
Here's hopin' that hearts shall always
beat
To the tune of loves old story sweet.
Here's hopin' there'H be bright coins
To tide us over the way so rough.
Here's hopin' Well do the best we
can
Each one lovin' his fellow man.
Here's hopin' as life Amt very long
Wen live 1t with laughter, love an
song.
p. H. A.
Corrected.
The bluebird sings his roundelay
Up in the trees;
Disturb me not as round lay
On days like these.
Montgomery Advertiser.
Oh. let the bluebird Tilt its song
AS spring drifts on its way,
But. as for you. we rise to say
You, lie. you do not lay.
Houston (TeXas) Post.
Many thanks. but
Writer folk
Sometimes LAY"
To save the Joke.
Because he has no babies of his own,
door a crying evil" The heartiess
wretch:-Lincoln (Nebraska) State
Journal
Through the Mail Bag.
May %. 1909.
Dear Drift:-You ask the question;