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The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

We regard It as a happy circumstance
OF this life that friendships such as that
existing between Mr.. Taft and Mr.. Roose-
welt are not likely 20 be seriously dis
turbed by touch-and-go newspaper cor
respondents hard up for something read
able" 20 write
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
A Missing Joker.

From the Louisville Courer.Journal
searchers for tariff "jokers'' should look
through Congress and discover II pos
sible, any political party, as represented
in that body. which proves that II favors
a tariff for revenue only"
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
It.. Perfectlr Ren.onahle

From the Springfield Republican.
When Il comes 10 choosing Federal
judges President Taft makes It clear to
Senators and, Representatives that he
must be permitted 10 suit himself. being
something OF an expert in that field
There Is nothing unreasonable about
this
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

A writer has published an article under
the heading The Alpha and Omega Of the
TaTiff Question" The Alpha. Of course,
Is a campaign promise; the omega IS
where the patient consumer gets OF.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

a higher tariff on stockings probably
means fewer and smaller stockings next
Christmas-and that is not so far of 4;
is not worth thinking OF while the tariff
bill is being framed.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
Aviation Getting seriens.

From the Philadelphia inquirer.
When an airship under control can
carry twenty-six men az a high rate OF
speed the time most certainly has arrived
when L may be said that the navigation
OF the air is no longer a sport, but is
Of serious import.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

In respect OF that proposed salary re-
duction, Mr. Edwards viii End many OF
his colleagues with him for campaign
purposes. but against him on an un-
recorded vote. nevertheless.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

1T is too bally lonesome out here, "
writes an Englishman in--L-ganda, Brit
ish East Africa. He should cheer Up.
II viii be bully unlonesome In that neigh
borhOOd soon.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

A Chicago man had his eye put out by
a Merry Widow" hat recently. Many
man has been reduced TO a state al
most as bad as bendness by those pestif-
erous things.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

IThe new sock-darning machine is said
10 be the invention of a woman The
natural bent OF male inventors never
has been strenuously in the direction Of
domestic labor-saying machinery.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
Quite So.

Wealth doesn't bring happiness"
But nobody seems 70 believe H."
i guess that's one thing that people
want 10 find out for themselves"
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

For the benefit OF those who don't
know" begins the Macon Telegraph. AZ
which point we fear. a great many read
ers passed the rest Of It up.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Mr.. Roosevelt is said 10 be very con-
fident that the lions won't get him. %
SAYS the Rochester Union and Advertiser.
The lions. however. are far from conf
dent, We suspect. that Mr. Roosevelt will
not get them.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

mand that they be rated Democrats,
what is the star-eyed goddess Of tariff re-
form going to do aboutHt?
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
We All Did.

The north pole Is surrounded by fields
OF ice"
u thought fl was surrounded by lee
ture fields"
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Amending our we fear a number OF
heads VIII be cracked. incidentally. as
the breaking OF the solid South pro-
ceeds. the Richmond News Leader SAYS:
And a number Of heads are cracked that
think the breaking OF the solid is a
thing Of the near future" Amendment
noted and accepted; impertinent. but not
lacking in all elements Of the probable.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

I'VE never hear the word dude any
more. Wonder why?'' muses. tho Mont
gOmery Advertiser. Because Il is a short
er and ugIier word than '.mollycoddle."
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
Great scheme.
Cock o, the Walk.

We'll, 7 never saw a rooster strut as
that rooster struts"
He's an actor rooster at liberty now.
Just closed his season. He appears IN the
barnyard scene Of rural play"
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Watch Charleston grow demands the
Charleston News and Courier. We doubt
that we can spare the time-not that we
love Charleston less. Of course.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

The biscuits and the Jams mother used
70 make. No wonder they were good
There was no tariff on the one OF ben
zoate OF soda in the other.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Civic pride knows no politics" notes
the Cleveland Plain Dealer. All, and
how often the converse OF the proposition
Is true.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Really and truly, It does appear that
the Ananias Club has been thrown in
the trash heap to stay put
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Beware OF the peroxide bIondr' ad-
monishes the Atlanta Journal Evidently.
spring has come down Georgia way, at
leas.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

But II Democratic constituencies insist
upon sending Congressman to Washing
ton with virtual instructions 70 vote for
certain protective measures. and stin de-
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

We hope, however. c. Snake. esq. OF
oklahoma. is too good a/sport to plead
any "unwritten law" foolishness.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

The Columbia State says. Rheumatism
is no respecter Of persons" You would
hardly expect il 10 be; Il affects ''jolnts"
so habituallv
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Crazy Snake doubtless is now n candi.
date for the Let Us Alone Club.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Dickinson another Taft says the sat
urday Evening Post. This probably will
inspire the hope IN Dickinson that Taft
is another Roosevelt.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

The Democracy Of this land should re-
member, however, in respect Of tariff for
revenue only and .straightaway protec-
ton that it is well 10 be or with the old
love before It IS on with the new.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

''Mooley," the White House COW. has
put 20 death the last battered remains
Of the BILLY 'possum" business. happily.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Illinois are getting 10 be almost as
numerous as spring poets in Indiana.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
The Only Time.

The Only Time.
In gentle spring, must confess,
I'm a believer:
For people then will laziness
Condone as fever.
Great scheme.
A college eddication wuz de making Of
me-" declared Weary Wayside
'How's that?"
cant accept no regular employment.
oecuz 1 halter take eight months Of
every year 10 coach me old football and
baseball teams.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
ALITTLE NONSENSE.
SIRE SIGN.

Sing no. the gay suburbanite, he lugs
reel OF hose.
A rake and spade
A mower blade,
As 10 his home he goes.
Sing no. the gay suburbanite. he bears a
peck Of seeds.
Some peas and beans
A dozen screens,
And other things he needs.
Sing no. the gay suburbanite. with pack
ages galore.
Doth hOmeward go.
And now we know
Spring has arrived once more
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Herbert F. walker. Of Oklahoma, Okla,
who Is az the National, said yesterday
while discussing the natural pecuIlsrlrles
OF Oklahoma that one OF the freak Gu
riosities OF Mcintosh County IS a river
that runs I'D stream
People who live near Eufaula along
the banks Of the Meth Canadian often
have seen logs and driftwood running
rapidly down stream until they reached
point where they waYer and stop, and
then turn around and run back I'd the
stream as rapidly as they had gone
down.
Recently a farmer who had not lived
long on the Canadian continued AIr.
Walker. crossed the bridge. and. accoSt-
ing a Eufaula man. said:
Which way does that North Canadian
River rum
East OF nearly east replied the mer-
chant.
thought So Does there seem 10 be
anything the matter with me?'
The Eufaula man assured him that he
seemed 10 be all right and OF sound
mind
We'll there is something wrong some
where Where came from there were
lots Of rivers. but every one Of them ruEs
down stream When I crossed that bridge
a while ago logs and drifts were going
west faster than they ever went the
ether way before. think III see a doc
tor anyway
The explanation is simple enough.
added AR Walker. The confluence OF
the north and South Canadian is about
i've miles east Of Eufaula. There IS little
fall in either stream When there IS a
big rise IN the South Canadian and nor
corresponding rise in the North Canadian
the water rushes back up the north fork
for miles, and has every appearance OF
q stream that is running the TroRg way"
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04
Real Realism.

They have realism down 70 the last
notch in this drama.
How now2''
"The housemaid. in dustlng. breaks q
vase. This in itself Is an innovation"
Go on
And it is an expensive vase. too; real
china"
The Washington herald., 1909-04-04

Ia Demand.
What makes that fellow so POPULAR
Hell listen TO a funny story without
insisting on telling another
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-26
Service Especial Del BoIela Eeseaslli
@ABLEGRAMAS.
Mr.. Taft y Porfirio Disz
ARREGLANDO UNA ENTRENlSTA

Nucva York s;ibado. ! RI prcsidcntc Taft Y
Portrio Diaz. cstin arcrglando una cntrcvista.
Que ha dc tcncr cfccto muV en- hrevc
Falta combnar 81 lugar dc la cntrcviSta. ~
Mr.. Taft Va ii MGjico, o 81 Poriirlo Diaz va 4
\orte amcrica
De todos modos la cntrcvista Scri de mucho
intertS en- los diStintoS paises americanos Sc lr
reconocc una gran traScendencla.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-26
PrESTO DE CAGlAS

Son dcnuncados. Francisco Osorio, por
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-26
El bautixo de Ia infa antjt8
SE CELEBRARA MANA\A

Nueva York. Sabado. Mariana Scglln aviSan
los dcspachos de Madrid. cclcbrara Soennc-
Incntc el bautizo dc la ntanta Bcatriz.
Sera la madrna In prlnccSa dc }attcmbcrg.
madre de la reina Victoria
En- representation del Santo Padre admins
trar: el Sacramento i la infanta. cl nuncio de-
:. :.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-26
La YaCante de Salinas
II juez Municipal

Sc ds por s.euro que el lrmes 50
cubrila Ia yacantc de juez Municipal
dc Salinas, Ior rcnncia del Sclor
.Dclh. Hay muchoS candidates, pero
Il Ia bora que escrihlnoS, no s. co.
noce q nombrc del que scra eleei--
do.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-26

acometlmicnto y aggression Ramon DiaI,
por portar armas. AZ
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-26
Juana Hernandez Ferrpr

Con brillantes notaS ha obtend0 el
diploma de bachiller en- ciencias, eu
Ia Alta Escucla de San Juan, La vir-
;uosa se'iorita Juanita Hernandez Fe-
rrrr, qujen ha sdo muy felicitada
por su lndiscutible trunfo. La feli-
citamoS Sinceramente.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
SOLON> AND SUGAR KING
PLEADS FOR SIMPLET ON
HON. W. SMITH APPEARS
wA11AN RELIGIOUS FAiBR a CHANCE TO GET UNDER
WINGS HIS FAMLY-wAY WARD WOMAN DEMANDS TRIAL.
JURY-NoAH PUNISHED

home in the buggy which vas quar-
tered beyond the regions of the prison.
Attorney Clement Quinn earnestly APP
peared for defendante. There was
some confusion as to the nature or
the charge. She had appeared before
for vagrancy, but now it seems she
il charged with the infringement or
one of Moses regulations, an altogeth-
er too popular COMMUNICATIONS
breaking. Glenn demanded jury trial
and then gasped when Judge Andrade
declared for committal to circuit court
under bond of $500. Later His Honor
reduced the bond by half ami the lady
was given until high noon to produce
the corpus deficit, to wit, dcfendante.
Glen pleaded that she was Hawaiian
because she was born here She is
on the blotter as German, or per-
haps Dutch, while the court officers
declare she is Portuguese.
SWINDLED THE PLANTERS.
David Noah, who did the Planters
Association out of several collars by
$3.50 wages per day for sew
eral days, forging the puncture on his
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
THE SULTAN RETIREMENT.

Napoleon in his latter days is not a
more melancholy figure TO contem-
plate than the deposed abdul the
Damned" With fortune vaguely es-
timated at scores OF millions, and a
long and sinister record of intrigue
perfidy and cold-blooded murder sig
nalizing his infamous reign and max
ing him an object of execration and
odium to all the world, he goes TO
Salonika to spend his remaining days
in a virtual Incarceration. He might
well be envious of Cipriano Castro,
for Castro, If he can do nothing eles,
can at least keep moving about.
1t seems the Sultan. tortured with
insomnia, must have lights constant
ly burning ana an orchestra incess-
antly playing to quiet his nerves. The
fear OF assassination never leaves his
table OF his restless pillow He breads
nothing more than that others may
do to him as he has done to others,
in Armenia and elsewhere in his for
mer wide dominions. The "ShadoV
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
New Advertisements

I'm THE CIRCUIT COURT or THE
First Circuit Territory OF Hawaii
In Probate-At Chambers.
In the Matter of the Estate OF Flora
Dexter, deceased.
Order of Notice Of Petition for Al
! lowance of Final Accounts and Dis
charge in this Estate
On Reading and Filing the Petition
and accounts of Hawaiian Trust Co.,
Ltd, of Honolulu, wherein is asked
to be allowed S395.37 and it charges
itself with $l92G95, and asks that the
same may be examined and approved,
and that a final order may be made Of
Distribution OF the property remain
ing in his hands to the persons there
to entitled. and Gischarging it and
its sureties from all further respon-
sibiity as such Administrator
II is Ordered, that Monday the 2lst
day of June, A. d. 1909, at 10 O'Clock
a. IN. before the Judge of said Court
at the Court Room of the said Court
at Honolulu. Island of Oahu, be and
the same hereby is appointed as the
time and place for hearing said Petit
ton and Accounts, and that all per-
sons interested may then and there
appear and show cause. if any they
have, why the same should not be
granted, and may present evidence as
TO who are entitled to the said pro-
perty. And that notice of this Order.
in the English language, be published
in the Hawaiian Star, a newspaper
printed and published in Honolulu.
once week for three successive
weeks, the last publication to be not
less than two weeks previous to the
time therein appointed for said hear
ing.
Dated at Honolulu, this 14th day of
May, 1909.
(Sgd) w. J. ROBINSON.
Third Judge of the Circuit Court OF
the First Circuit.
Attest:
(Sgd) L p. SCOTT,
Clerk of the Circuit Court of the
First Circuit.
4ts-May IA, 81, 2S, June 4.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
BY JURY-NOAH PUNISHED.

Sugared riches pleaded in police
court this morning for a crazy reli-
gious CRATER.
Secretary w. o. Smith Of the Ha-
waiian Sugar Planters Association,
in spite of the trouble on his hands
over the striking Japanese, found time
to appear before Judge Audrade to
ask that sentence be suspended in the
case of aged Hawaiian G. w Kolopa-
pola, fake reverend, who for long has
been bothering business people with
petitions and demands for subscrip-
lions and financial help for imaginary
churches President of the Senate w.
o. Smith declared that he did not
want to say the old man was crazy,
he was something less than that; but
he was a nuisance and might sentence
be suspended for a period during
which the more or less irresponsible
petty swindler would be given the OPP
portunity to go to the bosom of his
relatives on Molokai?
Prosecutor A. M. Brown Tecommen-
ded 10 months suspension of sentence
and Judge Andrade so ordered, warn
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04

TO HALEIWA ONLY.

Or only to Haeiwa, as you prefer.
1t is about the only place on this ISL
and that maintains a strictly first
class hotel at all seasons a hotel for
transient and permanent guests where
they have an opportunity to get much
of "the great outside" and remain
healthy or get back their health if
hey have lost it, The golf links lure
. ayers every day because they are de-
lightfully situated and the breeze blows
all of the time not strong enough to
defect the ball but enough to keep a
player in good humor. st. Clair Bid
good is manager.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04

ing the fake clergyman that he had
better skeedadle and not return under
a similar charge.
Kolopapola, in chesty tones, an
rounced that he had a sister.
Go to her" suggested the court.
Defendant also mentioned that he
had relative who is a policeman.
This did not excuse the old gentle
man, who was warned to get under
the protection of his family other
wise the yawning of the prison might
result in his being swallowed by the
law,
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Mrs. John Davis was billed for an
other appearance. She was adorned
in sylph-like concoction of the di-
rectoire and sheath. with a touch OF
Salome fearlessness in curve exhibit
tion, protuberant forward and alott
and somewhat pencil-shaped other
wise. She also wore glasses Of the
latest Boston pattern. A prominent
eX-Parisienne in black silk also a la
scabbard, awaited the fate of the Da-
Wis woman, presumably to take her
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
TIE APT TONIGHT.

At the Art tonight the feature film
viii be "A duel under Richelieu,' u
remarkable study OF ancient French
court life and customs, with a deli
cately woven thread OF romance run
ming all the way through The story
is a good one and it is faithfully por-
trayed. spanish Blood is another
film OF interest. Besides these there
will he shorter sketches of interest.
Don't miss the Art tonight
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
GAMBLERS ON MAURITANIA.
Clean Up $1,000 Directly Under Notice
Warning Passengers.

NEW YORK, April 3O-In spite OF
gales and head seas, the Cunarder
Mauretania, which arrived today
made a good passage from Liverpool.
She covered the long course in days
IS hours and II minutes.
During a gale on Wednesday a $50
pound safe in the lrst-cabin barroom
became loose from its moorings, ana
there was considerable excitement in
that part of the vessel until it was
made fast again.
The Mauretania brought many pas
sengers. There was the usual story
of professional gamblers fleeing I'M
suspecting passengers. Not in years,
steamship men say, have there been
so many seagoing gamblers at work
as now. Those on the Mauretania
cleaned up about $4,000 in all, it was
said, though about all the playing was
done at table placed directly under
special notice warning passengers
An elderly man was accompanied by
young woman, who is said to have
helped him in getting victims. He
was recognized by detectives on the
pier as an old hand at the game.
-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
INSTALLATION OF OFFICERS.

At the ceremonial installation of or
ficers last night of Hawaii Chapter No.
/, Order of Kamehameha in their hall,
Odd Fellows Building, the Ali Aimo-
ku, Prince Kalanianaole, elevated c. l..
Oio to be an Alii He at the same
time made John K. Kamanoulu the
Mamo Ali of the order, which Install
ed the following officers: John c. Lane,
as Kaukau Ali; Moreno X. Hull as
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
MEETING notice.

A special meeting of The Queens
Hospital Corporation will be held at
Chamber of Commerce Honolulu, on
Wednesday, June 23rd, 1909, at $3.50
O'Clock a. m. for the purpose of con
sidering and acting upon proposed
amendments to the Charter and By.
Laws.
GEORGE w SMITH.
Secretary.
Honolulu, May 20, 1909
1Ots-May 81, 25, 2S, June /, 4. 8, II
Is, IS, 90
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
WAS MAKES CoRRECTIoN.

J. NJ. ViVas, the Maui attorney, says
that he was misquoted in this morn
ing's paper regarding his plan propos-
ed some years ago to H. P, Baldwin,
to bring in Portuguese laborers. my
proposition was to go and get 500 real
Portuguese peasants" says Vivas,
and | could have done it, instead OF
the undesirable class being brought
in. Mr.. Baldwin's answer was that
Portuguese labor was too expensive"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
At THE THEATRES

Mrs Sherlock Holmes will be the
feature film at the Park theater this
evening This sketch contains a laugh
TO the inch and is wholesome besides.
A special treat of this evening will pc
the singing Of Mr.. Shaw, the great
Australian tenor. The Melnotte sis
ters will sing New YorEs greatest sue
cess Never met girl that couldn't
smile"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04

of God upon earth" is afraid of his
own shadow No uneasier head than
his has ever worn or lost a crown.
1t is safe to say that no sovereign
or ex-sovereign was ever so little en-
We'd or more generally disliked.-Phi-
ladelphia Ledger.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04


The following members CI the In
sanity Commission were given COM
missions by Governor Frear today:
Judge Alexander Lindsay, DR.. w. L..
Moore and DR.. George Herbert.
The transfer of S2,025 square feet
of land at the corner of Makiki ana
Nowewehi streets from DR.. c. b. Coo
per to Frederick C. Miller was rec
orded this morning. The considera-
ton was $4,000 and forty shares of
stock in the Miller Salvage Company.
a mortgage for $4,000 from Miller to
the Dreier estate on the same pro-
perty was also recorded.
"Goody" Morse, well known locally
will be given a two weeks vacation
it is stated, il it is necessary as the
result of the Elks initiation which
takes place tonight and in which he
will perform the leading role.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04

bill-of-laboring, was fined $50 and
costs, which means he will go to Jail
to work it out. Andrade found him
guilty in that he had received the
money and had not worked and had
so defrauded. Noah's case is an ex-
ample for strikebreakers.
Chillingworth, defending, remarked
that Noahs previous gambling record
should not be taken against him.
There we're probably not more than
two men in the court room, he said,
who had not at some time gambled.
This was a rash remark, for among
those present we're His Honor, Judge
Andrade, Prosecutor Brown, Attorneys
A. E. Douthitt, Sheldon and Chilling
worth himself, the Reverend Judd and
a representative of the Star, to say
nothing of the court officers and {
multitude of witnesses and spectators
Brown and the Judge both thought
the remark somewhat uncalled for
in joking way, of course, and BrowE
Immediately took TO himself the hon
or of being one of the two who hat
never gambled
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04

Augustus Winterstein, employe OF
the Commercial Pacific Cable Co.'s Of
fee in this city, died of peritonitis at
the Queens hospital at 10 o'clock this
morning.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
LATEST SHIPPING
Friday, June 4, 1909.

Friday, June 4, 1909
San Francisco-Sailed, June 3, S. s:
MeXicon, for Seattle.
Seattle-Arrived, June 4, U. S. A. r..
Dix, hence May 20.
Kahului-Sailed, June ?, S. S. Tex
an, for Hilo.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that Pete
is no longer in the employ OF
this company.
PEERLESS PRESERVING
PAINT CO., LTD.
Office, Fort St, opp. irwin G. Co.
Telephone PSI.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-06-04

Arrangements have been made for
a car to leave the corner of Bishop
and King streets promptly at 1 o'clock
Saturday morning, going out to Pa
waa Junction, and returning by the
Funahou route. This has been done
for the Marines dance.