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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-03-30

For SALE. AT a very low figure the
Jones restaurant. A splendid stand and
good chance TO make money. For par
ticulars see l.. K. Hughes. Stanford.
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Stamford, Ey.
OFFICERS.

|. S. Hooker, President.
S. T. Harris. Vice-President;
John ]. McRoberts, Cashier;
II. G. Baughman. Asst. Cash'r
WV Saunders. Bookkeeper.
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For SALE Pure s. c. Brown Leg.
horn eggs. Improved laying strain
Mrs. r. L. Berry, Hustonville. Ky
Phone 1913 rings.
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For SALES. c. Brown Leghorn
eggs from selected show stock; the
large size and fine laying. strain. Rus.
sell Brown, Stanford.
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ONLY few more days in which dirt
can be had free of charge. Fritz krue-
ger, contractor.
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In our mention.of the death of DIR. j.
T. Wesley. of Middleburg, We failed to
include DIR. Isaiah Wesley, of Liberty
in the list of his children.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-03-30

EVERYBODY goes to the moving pic
ture show. You had better Join the
crowd. Open every night.
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MR.. DUFFY. Of Dubuque, Ia, will
give lecture at the Maccabee Hall,
Junction City, on Friday night week.
9th. in the interest Of the Modern
Woodmen Lodge. Everybody invited.
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The Interior Journal.
STANFORD, KY, MARCH 80, 1909

FINE line OF Reels. Poles, Lines and
all other Fishing Tackle at Penny 3
Drug Store.
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DROP in the moving picture show
Change Of program each Monday. Wed
nesday and Friday night.
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ALL the latest effects and novel de-
signs in pattern hats. Our prices and
goods are guaranteed to suit purse and
taste. Misses VanDeveer.
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For SALE.-Single Comb Brown Leg
horn eggs. Soc for setting Of 10. Mrs.
j. M. Cress, X. +. ID. No. 4, Stanford
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WAKE up; get up; clean up; paint up
and stir up, is the good advice Editor
Albright, Of the Signal, gives to the
citizens Of Mt. Vernon. Our people
might profit by doing as he says.
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BARRED PLYMOUTH Rock eggs, 75c
per setting of Is; Hawkins strain. Mrs.
S X Dudderar. Stanford.
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WANTED. to loan 81, 800 on real es
tate. l.. X. Hughes. Stanford.
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FRESH sailed peanuts, "All Day Suck
ers, 4" "Smiling Bills, etc. George u
Hopper.
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For SALE. My home on Danville
Ave. All modern improvements. Mrs.
John Ellis
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WATER WAGON. Mine Host Frank
NJ. Sims, of Olympian Springs, tells US
that he will start out water wagon in
"a few weeks. IL will make weekly
trips to Stanford, Lancaster. Danville,
Junction City and Hustonville and the
people of those places will be served
with the wonderful medicinal water at
their doors. Drop a postal to Mr..
Sims if you want case and he will
bring it to you in shcrt order.
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FoR SALE--A lot of roller skates
Apply at this Office
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New selection Of fobs, chains, pins
etc, ut Mueller's.
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LOCALS.

CLOTHES French cleaned. Cook 4
Farmer.
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WANTED, a good farm hand to milk
Address BOX 1876, Stanford, Ky.
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WANT to buy buggy mare or geldine
mare preferred DR.. G.. G. Perry. 2t.
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FOLLOWING is the cast Of characters
for the play. MRS. Wigs of the Cab
bage Patch" to be given at Walton's
Opera House, Friday night, April 2:
Mrs. Wigs Miss Jones; Miss HAY
Mrs. W. A. Tribble; Lovey Mary-Miss
Fettro; Miss Lucy-Miss Sallie Taylor
Woods; Mrs. Eichorn- Mrs. Kathryn
Beazley; Mrs. Shuliz-Miss Mary Hig-
gins; Asia-Miss -Berta Jean Penny;
Australia -Lettie Walker Mckinney;
Europena Mary lMoore Raney; Mr..
Stubbins George Hopper; MIR. Wigs
DIR. I. W. Pennington; Mr.. Bob
Walter Milburn; Billy Wiggs-James
X. Newland; Chris Hay Russell
Brown; Tommy-Dorothy Tribble; Sher-
if-w. o. Martin; II. es--Prof. j..
N. Wigginton; Brother Spicer-Alfred
Pence.
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THE FREE" sewing machine; none
better For sale at W. II. Mueller's.
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ESTES. Mrs. LYDIA Edmiston Estes,
relict of DIR. Ed M. Estes. died at her
home near Mckinney at 2 O'Clock Fri
day. after an illness which begun with
grip. She had been in poor health for
years. Mrs. Estes is survived by two
children, Miss Sallie, aged Is. and Ben
ME. Is. The burial occurred in the Me
Kinney cemetery Saturday afternoon
after brief services at the home by Mr..
j. C. McClary. Of this piece. Deceas-
ed was a daughter Of Squire John Ed
mission, of Crab Orchard, and was de-
vout member Of the Presbyterian
church. She was an excellent woman
and her death occasions much sorrow.
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SEE my line Of wagon and buggy har.
ness. J. G.. McClary.
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CUT Glass. China and Solid Silver
flatware at W. II. Mueller's.
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FOUND, a bunch OF keys. Claiborne
c. Walton.
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New Clocks and Watches at Muel-
ler'a
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l.. r. Hughes
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
wRIGHTs IN AERO TRUST.
Belmont, Gould and Vanderbilt Are AZ
sociated With Them.


New York, Nov. 23.-For the purpose
Of controlling absolutely in this coun-
try and Canada all aviation by means
of heavier than air machines the
Wright company, backed by financiers
controlling hundreds of millions of
dollars, has been formed here.
The men behind the latest, the flying
machine trust, include August Bel
mont, Edward ]. Berwind, Robert Col
ier, Howard Gould, Morton f. Plant,
Allan A. Ryan, Theodore P. Shonts,
Cornelius Vanderbilt and Russell A.
Alger.
The Wrights are to be associated ac-
lively with the enterprise. Wilbur
Wright will be president and his
brother Orville vice president.
The company, which has been form
ed to take over the patents Of the
Wrights and to prosecute all infringe.
ments, claims as an asset even the
principle Of the plane and the control
of the equilibrium of the machine.
A large factory is to be built near
Dayton, o. 1t is declared that car
can be built to carry twenty passen.
gers. 1t is planned to have mails car.
ried by aeroplanes to remote places in
the west where speed is desired, where
there are no railroads and where roads
are unfit for automobiles.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
ABOLISH WAR, SAYS TOLsTOI.
Message From Great Russian Author
Read at Geneva Meetino,

Read at Geneva Meeting.
Geneva, Nov. 23.-At a great anti
military meeting held here, when 100
Swiss and foreign delegates were as
sembled, an appeal from Count Leo
Tolstoi was read amid great enthusi-
asm.
The appeal was specially written for
the recent peace congress at Stock
holm, but was not read there because
the great strike caused a postpone
ment Of the congress.
Count Tolstoi appeals to the good
sense Of the worlds peoples to refuse
to serve as soldiers, either voluntary
or under pressure, even If that refusal
entails punishment. Killing by SOL
diers, he asserts, is a criminal act.
The message appeals not to govern
ments, but directly to peoples and
their good sense to stop the growth Of
armies and navies.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
MRS. sTETSON RESIGNS.
Gives Up Membership and Salary In
Christian Science Church.

Gives Up Membership and Salary In
Christian Science Church.
New York, Nov 23.-Mrs. Augusta
E. Stetson, the deposed leader of the
First Church of Christ, Scientist, in
this city, who was communicated by
the mother church in Boston, announc-
ed her resignation in a letter to the
board of trustees, in which she said:
1 have been advised that my name has
been dropped from the membership roll
Of the mother church. AS this may place
the members of your board in an embar-
RAISING position, I have decided to resign
from membership in the First Church Of
Christ, Scientist, New York city, and
now request that my name be dropped
from the membership roll. I shall con-
tinue to make 1t my sole effort to obey
principle and to follow our beloved lead
er, Mary Baker Eddy
am nfollnea that some objection was
made during the recent inquiry to the
continued payment Of the annual sum
voted to me in recognition of my services
to this church. Money is neither useful
nor desirable to me unless 1t comes as a
grateful recognition Of services rendered
to those from whom it comes. It was my
purpose, therefore, at a suitable time to
suggest the discontinuance of this pay
ment. In view of the recent action by
the directors of the mother church it
would seem desirable that this payment
be discontinued.
/ make this simple request that the
trustees and members of this church will
constantly listen to our beloved leaders
voice impersonally through devout prayer
and through the proper study Of her writ
ings
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
TORNADO IN MISSOURI.
County Buildings, Amphitheater ana
Fifteen Houses Destroyed.

County Buildings, Amphitheater ana
Fifteen Houses Destroyed.
Poplar Bluff, Mo-, Nov. 23.-A lorna
do has struck Dexter, Mo-, a town of
about 5000 people, and for a space of
a hundred yards wide and a quarter of
a mile long everything In its path was
demolished.
Fifteen houses were completely
wrecked, and the Stoddard county fair
buildings were destroyed, including the
immense amphitheater.
Trainmen on the Iron Mountain
train from Cairo were compelled to
stop their train twice to remove fences
and trees which had blown on the
track.
A schoolhouse near Little Rock, Ark,
was demolished by a heavy wind
storm. Miss Florence Gill, q teacher,
and two little girls were injured by
falling timbers.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
Thanksgiving COnundrums.

Here is a collection of conundrums
which may be served up while the
turkey is being served on Thanks
giving day:
What part of the turkey assists
my lady in making her toilet?
Comb.
What part of the turkey opens the
front door? Last part-key.
What part of the turkey will ap-
pear on Wednesday, Dec. 1? Bill.
What part of turkey is part of
a sentence? Claws (clause).
What part of turkey is used for
cleaning purposes? Wings (for
dusters).
What part of turkey does the
farmer watch with anxiety? The
crop.
Why is the man who eats too fast
like turkey? Both are gobblers.
What part of the turkey is an
oriental? The first part-Turk.
Why ought the turkey to be
ashamed when he is being served?
Because we see the turkey dressing.
What color gets its name from the
turkey? Turkey red.
When the turkey Is cooking, in
what country is he? In Greece.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
Government trust prosecutor ]

out of existence unless some ingenious
plan for evading the letter of the de-
cree is constructed by those who are
paid princely salaries for legal advice.
Mr.. Kellogg's statement came as a
reply to a statement Of Mortimer F..
Elliott, general counsel for the Stand
ard Oil company, who said in New
York: "The decree does not order a
dissolution of the Standard Oil COM
pany. That is a misunderstanding.
What the decree orders, as l now un-
derstand it, is that the company shall
distribute among its stockholders, Of
whom there are approximately 5000,
its holding in the stock of subsidiary
companies"
When Mr.. Kellogg read this state
ment he replied sharply, "The decree
doesn't order any such thing"
FINALLY and completely"
Eyes, finally and completely. The
language of the decree Is too plain to
be misunderstood"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24

Now the turkey roosting low
Finds his spirit of woe;
Notes that popularity
Is not all tits said to be;
Wishes that he had been wise
In his corn fed paradise.
He'd by far the wiser been
Had he rested 'mongst the lean;
Had he dieted a bit,
Keeping all his muscles At,
Stead of, like a prideful fat,
Gorging until plump and fat.
See! In state at least he lies,
Flanked about by pumpkin pies,
Flanked with fresh cut celery,
Giblet sauce and cranberry;
Covered with pail of crisp,
Here and there a parsley wisp
Lying softly on his breast;
Stuffed with spice and nuts of chest
Poor old turkey! Victim he
OF his gobbling vanity.
Gladstone day for young and old,
Whether winds be soft or cold;
Day that gives a nation pause
For its grateful "Deo Laus;"
Day that brings US face to face
With the fount of love and grace
1t were blessing past compare
That we have a day so rare;
Day from others all apart
Given over to the heart,
To realizing sense
OF the great beneficence
OF the hand divine above
That hath ruled US but through love
John Kendrick Bangs In Harper'i
Weekly.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24

President William H. Taft signed the following Thanksg
Proclamation which issued by Secretary Of State P
ander c. Knox, at Washington, last week:
The season of the year has returned when, in ac-
cordance with the custom established by
forefathers the people of the United States
to meet in their usual places of worship day of
thanksgiving appointed by the civil magistrate to
turn thanks to God for the great mercies and benefits
which they have enjoyed
During this past year we have been highly blessed.
No great calamtes of flood tempest epidemic
sickness have befalen We have lived in quietness,
undisturbed by of Peace and the
plenty OF bounteous crops and great industrial produc
ton animate cheerful and resoute people to all the
renewed energies of benefcent industry and material
and moral progress. 1t is altogether fitting that
should humbly and gratefully acknowledge the divine
source of these blessings.
Therefore hereby appoint Thursday, the 25th day
of November, as day of general thanksgiving and
call upon the people that day to lay aside their usual
vocatons, repair their churches and unite in ap
propriate services of praise and thanksgiving to AL
mighty God.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
KANSAS ATTACKS GOULD LINE
Governor Will Ask a Receiver Unlesn
Service Is Improved.

Service Is Improved.
Topeka, Kan, Nov. 23.-Unless the
Missouri Pacific improves the central
branch at once action will be taken in
the name Of the state of Kansas to
have a receiver appointed for that
line.
Governor Stubbs mauo this St, .o-
ment after he had received long tele-
gram from George Gould which ex-
planned that the company has been
working for years on q comprehensive
financial plan and had just now COM
pleted 1t.
The telegram further said that the
central branch would receive its prop
er share Of the appropriations and
would be put in good condition as
quickly as possible. Mr.. Gould was
ment was to begin.
What we want to know is what
they are going to do and when," said
the governor. 1--WE do not care about
the details of this financial scheme,
but we want service and q safe track.
For years the Missouri Pacific has
been sighting Kansas to build the
Western Pacific and the Atlantic Sea-
board lines. Every cent has been put
into these lines and nothing spent on
the Kansas lines. where the revenue
comes from. The officials have made
promises and promises and did little
or nothing. We propose to have some.
thing done to these tracks and right
away"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
Thanksgiying Services.

At the Thanksgiving service in
Grace Episcopal church on Thurs
day, at 1890 a. m, DR.. w. H. Swift,
pastor of the Presbyterian church,
will preach the sermon. 1t is ex-
pected that the pastors of the Metho-
dist, Baptist and Lutheran churches
will read the lessons and the psalter.
The pastor will conduct the service.
The church will be decorated with
autumn fruits. An appropriate mu-
steal program has been arranged.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
HIS "HoNEY, DEAR" TOO FREE
Appellate Court Rules That Clerk Was
Properly Dismissed.


Properly Dismissed.
Chicago, Nov. 23.-Calling his en-
ployer's wife "honey, dear" woman
employees "honey" and customer
"girlie" was sufficient cause for the
dismissal Of Ralph Alexander and null
lifted his right to sue for unearned
wages afterward, according to a deci-
sion given here by the appellate court.
The opinion was written by the pre-
siding justice, Jesse Holdom.
Alexander sued for and recovered
$219bO from Jack Potts, wholesale
milliner. Justice Holdom analysed the
conduct Of the employee and then re-
versed the judgment of the lower
court
"rhat plaintiffs conduct was un-
seemly he tacitly admits" the opinion
heads. at is plain that his conduct
was subversive Of discipline among the
other employees and detrimental and
hurtful to defendants business"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
FOR SALE.

Best stock farm in Wayne county.
Twelve buildings. large lake cover
ing about 200 acres. Over zoe
acres under cultivation. Good fruit,
lumber and wood. in fact anything a
man wants to make money with.
Between 600 and TOO acres. Lake
is worth 5000 or more year. Known
as the late John Williams Estate.
Inquire Of
e. e. WILLIAMS,
Honesdale, Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
The LONG EDDY
SHOOTING AFFAIR
A Shooting Affair Which Came Near
Being Fatal.

"A Snoot1ng AFFAIR Which Came Near
Being Fatal.
The Hancock Herald has an ac-
count of the recent unfortunate
shooting of Charles H. Gould, at
Long Eddy There have been
great many wild and sensational re-
ports in regard to the matter, but
the Herald's account seems to bear
the stamp Of veracity, and is as fol-
lows:
What came very near being a ia
tai shooting accident, occurred at
Long Eddy, last Friday, the victim
being Charles H. Gould, late Repub-
lican candidate for supervisor of the
town of Fremont.
Various rumors were afloat as to
the cause of the shooting, but the
facts in the case, as given by Mr..
Gould are as follows: He had plan
ned to take business trip out in
the country in his recently purchas-
ed automobile. Mr.. Gould is an ar
dent sportsman, and thinking he
might get chance shot enroute,
concluded to take his rifle along.
Entering the house he secured the
rifle, but his wife objected fearing
some accident might occur. She
grabbed hold of the weapon, and in
the playful squabble for its possess
sion which ensued, the firearm was
accidentally discharged. The 1890
softnose steel encased bullet passed
through his left forearm, struck his
| Io
through the flesh on the right side,
and finally lodged in his right arm
near the elbow.
Help was at once called and Drs.
Acheson and F. NJ. Woolsey, of Han
cock, summoned by telephone Ar
irving at Long Eddy the doctors
soon located and extracted the death
dealing missile and made the in
jured man as comfortable as pos
sible, and unless blood poisoning or
tetanus results from the injury, Mr..
Gould will recover.
mot in years has Long Eddy been
thrown in such state of excite
ment. In an incredibly short space
of time after the shooting, his resi-
dence and spacious grounds were
filled with friends and neighbors
anxious to learn his condition and
the details of the affair.
"Mr. Gould is the youngest son
of Mr.. and Mrs. George Gould, and
was born and reared in Long Eddy.
He is secretary and manager of the
George Gould Manufacturing Co., of
that place, and Is well liked by the
employees, business men, and pub
lie generally. He is also president
of the Long Eddy Telephone and
Telegraph Co. His untimely death
would have been a severe blow to
his people and to the community at
large.
''In speaking of the unfortunate
mishap, Long Eddy correspondent
says: ''In view of the wild and ex-
aggerated reports in the Bingham
ton and New York papers regarding
the shooting affray in our village last
Friday afternoon, the writer called
upon the wounded man Sunday, to
ascertain the facts for the benefit
of his family, his friends and the
public. We found him resting COM
fortably, the only fear now is from
blood poison or lockjaw. Mr.. Gould
said his wife should not be justly
censured, as the shooting was pure
ly accidental. He had gotten his au-
tomobile and was going to take a
run out in the country and thought
to take his rife along. His wife OBJ
jected, and in the little squabble that
followed the weapon was discharged; ;
and that it was equally his fault as
much as hers"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
WHAT THE SPEAKER SAID.
Some things the speaker at the Anti
Saloon League Meeting Said.

One hundred and sixteen thous-
and drunkards die every year.
Fifty per cent. Of the patrons of
the saloon are boys under twenty
years OF age.
Ill
Taxation is greater in wet coun-
ties than in dry counties. A $4,000
farm in Bradford county, Pa, the
taxes were $3.50 while the same val
uation of farm property in Kansas
was only $50.
Local option brings greater re-
turns to the farmer and the laboring
man.
| I'LL
Under the present laws of the state
of Pennsylvania the people of this
state have no voice in matters of
home government.
II-U
In the last legislature 66 legisla-
tors were willing to let the people
decide this question while 1877 legis-
lators were too cowardly to give the
people a chance to govern them
selves.
Men ought to stand up for their
rights.
ll-f
The people are the sovereign pow
or and ought to rule.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
Marc Hanna's Brother Very m,

Cleveland. o.. Nov. 23.-H. NJ. Han
ma, brother Of the late Senator Marc
A. Hanna and head OF the M. A. Han
ma company. controlling docks, coal
mines, railroad lines and steamship
lines, 10 critically III In Lakeside hos.
pital here following an operation for
cancer.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24

Mrs. w. X. VandsrbiIts Daughter M.
New York, Nov. 23.-Miss Barbara
Rutherford, the eighteen-year-old
daughter of Mrs. william X. Wander
biit, is critically Ill at the Vanderbilt
home on Fifth avenue. She h passing
through the crisis following an opera
ton for sppsndicitis.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
DECREE DISSOLvES TRUST.
Kellogg Disputes Standard Oil Law
yer's Statement as to Decision.

st. Paul, Mimi, Nov. 23.-Frank B.
Kellogg, special assistant attorney
general for the government in charge
of the Standard oil case, declares en-
phatically that the decree handed
down by the circuit court of appeals
on Saturday does in its effect dissolve
the Standard Oil company as such.
This means that If the decree is sus-
tanned by the supreme court the
Standard Oil trust will go absolutely
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
WHAT GOVERNOR STUART SAYS:

On Thanksgiving Day let remember the poor
and needy the widow and the atherless the sick and
the distressed Out of abundance let us assist the
unfortunate, remembering that the greatest virtue is
charity
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-11-24
Turkeys and People.
I'd hate to be a turkey
Wouldn't you?-

Wouldn't you?-
Getting roasted or else being
In stew;
But, though we have no feathers, we
are collared and we're cuffed,
And Thanksgiving day the turkeys
not the only thing that's stuffed.