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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Dog Gave Hint 70 Stop.

Speaking on Domestic Surgery" at
Raylelgh, Essex, Miss Violet Dering
stopped when she saw her dog yawn.
She explained that he invariably &C.
companied her to her meetings and
yawned when he thought she had
spoken enough. London Evening
Standard
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Metallurnical.

a man with u hronZ" complexion
went up to a girl with silyery voice
and had the brass to attempt to kiss
her. She resisted and, giving him Il
Steely glance, called loudly for a cop
per "One of the finest quickly ar.
rived on the scene and. with irony In
his voice. made the man his prisoner.
Alas" cried the unfortunate. My
happiness is ORE"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Industry and Fruaality.

TIL" way TO wealth Is as plain as the
way 10 market 1t depends chiefly on
two words, industry and frugallty!
that Is waste neither time nor mon.
ey, but make the best use Of both
Without industry and frugality moth.
Ing VIII do, and with them. everything
Franklin.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Tribute to Labor

II 1t were not for labor men could
neither eat so much. nor relish so
pleasantly, nor sleep so soundly. nor
be SO healthful, so useful, SO strong
SO patient, so noble. SO attempted. 4
Jeremy Taylor.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Ills the Mood That Count.

For the dissatisfied man, all life is
unsatisfactory; and, for the one that is
contented, the world is full of com.
forts And. for the cheerful man.
even the easterly wind is musical in
the window crevices
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27

'rul trr only cure fer tn soul kiss
8 90 ...s. Du, ye got to keep takln'
DE-. Sew '@ud Plain Dealer
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27

The only way TO keep envy. discon.
tent and worry thoughts ont of the
mind is to replace them with thoughts
OF peace, faith and good will.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Governors Sentiments Awrv.

Governor HadIey, transplanted
rs II" has been from another State.
cannot read Alright those sentiments
Unborn in IT Missouri Democrat. We
stand for fewer burdens and grcatrr
economy. He stands for increased
taxation and that extravaganza of
administration for which Republic.
ans are notorious. He has inherited
FROM the old crowd those traits
winch forty years ago plunged Mis-
sour into debt, from which she was
finally relieved, growing, prosper
ing all the while by succeeding Dem
ocratic administrations.
Governor Hadley is endcayorjnp
to emulate Roosevelt, and, accord
ing to the Roosevelt Code. those
who differ from him are undesirabI.
citizens. He cannot in the nature
Of things appreciate the wisdom.
courage and patriotism of true Mis-.
souri, Democrats, nor their LOYALTY
to the party which has made orr
history glorious and our State sr.
premc."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
SAID Uncle SiIas:

There amt only one bigger fool
than an old fool; an that's young
fool.-Los Angeles Express.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Which Is Morse2

Women say lots OF things they don't
link and men think lots OF things
.,y wouldn't dare say.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Chamberlain'S Cough Remedy

By its remarkable cures of colds has become
9 staplo article Of trade and commerce. Its
prompt; It is offectual; IL is reliable, Try IL
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
lIfc's ironv.

It's sometimes only a letter or two
hat changes the only woman to the
onely one.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Between DeLassus and Pennington.
LEAVE PENNINGTON.

LEAVE PENNINGTON.
Al $40 a. M; 1881 a. M, connecting
with Iron Mountain train Southbound,
aud las p. ip., connecting with Iron
Mountain train Northbound
Retaining, leave DeLassus at $40 a.
m, I2:a4 and 1854 p. III.
Federal Mill.
Cars leaving Pennington at 7;23 a. M.
and 4;37 p. III. run to Federal Hill only,
and car leaves Federal for Pennington
week days except Saturday al $40 p. III.
On Saturdays car leaves Federal at r2;os
p. III.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Governor Personally Likable.

THE Governor is Il clever gentle
man and personally likable. But
why should any Missourian have
voted for his Public Utilities Com
mission bill? Two years ago we
were warned against this measure
by certain metropolitan dailies and
for once we believed these papers,
since the facts were sclf-evident.
1.-THE passage of such n law would
solidify the publicservice cOrpor-
atoms throughout the State and
make them the most powerful polti-
cal factor with which Missourians
ever had to contend. They could
name the Governor and pcrpetuate
any political machine.
"The Board of Control which the
Governar desired TO have passed, is
another cold-blOoded machine-mak-
ing schmc with unparalleled oppor-
tunity for graft. lie also refers to
the antipass bill, the veriest subtcr-
fuge, with enough exemptions to ex-
cuse any man for not supporting 1t,
To test Republican sincerity in this
matter, | offered ms Il substitute a
clean-cut, antipass law, which every
Republican in the House rejected.
Tax Bill Criticism Buncombe.
another piece of gubernatorial
buncombe is Mr.. Hadley's criticism
of the Senate forkilling the so-called
corporation tax bill. This was n
fIimsy, half-hearted measure. Its
provisions were such as to exempt |
all banks, telegraph companies and
express companies. 1t was directed
at small corporations, and would
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Fulfilled Brewery Contract


AT that tim" he fulfilled hi, part
Of the contract mad" last fall, and
he knows h" pr"sumcs upon public
ign"rdnc" when he atuups to such "A
mlSstnt"m"nt of facts as To say that
twenty ont Of twenty-five brcwcrirs
IN ~. Louis opposed him and sup
ported ia" Democratic candidate for
Governor. Mr.. Hudley was elected
by brewery votes and by those out
in tn" stat" who mistakenly thought
II" would not get the brewery vote.
"Ih" Governor is not unmiudml
of III" NaIicnt services of certain
Republican leaders, notably Boss
Lloyd, III" caucus chairman, and
Mr.. kl"N, chairman of the Way,
md Means Committee. The GOV
'rnur docs we'll to mention these
we, for they typify the IIndlcy
'plrit rampant. Lloyd and his st. /
Louis friends absolutely dominated
hc House.
For the first time in many years
Il. Louis controlled til" lower branch
Il the Legislature, but IIadIoy owed
b" much To- that city that he was
creed to max" the st. Louis repre-
entativ's his personal representa-
ives.
strange that the Governor fails
u mention som" of his Important
'gislation' which failed 10 pass. He
egged hard enough to get farm
roperty and real estate raised In
aluation, but the farmer cnntin-
"nt could not he held in line and
p" inll assessment measure, along
It'll the inheritance tan, was smoth-
red beneath an avalanche of Dem
cratic votes with the assistance of
'Scral Republicans.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
Danger i'm aC0ld

Because you have contracted ordinary colds
and recovered from them without treatment,
OF any kind, do not for a moment imagine
that colds arc not dangerous. Not only pneu
monia. but also the infectious diseases such
as diphtheria and scarlet fever start with a
cold. The cold prepares tho system for the
reception and development OF the germs of
these diseases Take our advlce-cure your
cold MhIln Ynn cnn
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-05-27
PIERCES HADLEY'S GAS BAG
Representative Crossley Takes Him
to Task for His Structures on Dem
DCratiC Members OF the
Legislature.


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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05
THEATRICAL STARS.
Some Famous Ones That Started on
the Variety Stage.

Some Famous Ones That Started on
the Variety Stage.
Edwin Booth was In his younger
days a member of minstrel company
and. unless l am mistaken. appeared
in soIce Of the variety shows Of that
period. He lived to become one Of the
most noble and dignifed figures Of his
day as well as one Of the most dlstin-
guished actors that the English speak
ing stage has ever known. Joseph JEFF
ferson was also minstrel in the early
part Of his career. and prior to that he
and his sister. both mere children. had
been wont to perform on Boston Com
mon and pass the hat among the by.
ISLANDERS.
Lolita was known In the mining
camps Of California and In the early
variety theaters Of San Francisco long
before she came east In the sixties to
win money and fame-"a dramatic
cocktail" John Brougham called her
in the legitimate houses Of Broadway.
William H. Crane used to play the
tambourine in a wandering minstrel
company. Nat Goodwin, Lillian Rus
sell and May Irwin came to the front
In the early eighties at Tony Pastors
theater. Mr.. Goodwin gave limitations
Of popular actors and lived to become
an extre nelly popular actor himself.
Miss Irwir's remarkable humorous
gifts were shown In the condensed
versions Of comic operas that brought
Mr.. Pastors entertainments to close.
and 1t was In one Of these that Miss
Russell leaped into fame In a single
night.-James T.. Ford in McClure's
Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05

offering TO pay $500 in legal measy u
the United States, for any case OF Leu.
corrhea, Female Weakness, Prolapsus, or
Falling OF Womb. which they cannot
cure. A i they ask is fair and reason
able trial OF their means OF cure.
They have the most remarkable record
Of cures made by this world-famed remedy
ever placed To the credit Of any prepare
ton especially designed for the cure Of
women's peculiar ailments.
Sick women, especially those suffer
ing from diseases OF long standing. are
invited to consult Dr. Pierce. by letter.
free. All correspondence is held A.
strictly private and sacredly confidential
Address DIR. X. V. Pierce, Buffalo, n. 7.
:. have had ample cause to be CRATE.
ful 10 you for Your wonderful medicine, ("
writes Mrs. Hattie Tannshill, Of lbs
Zanes ST.. Louisville, Ky. DIR. Pierce's
Faeoritc Prescription has saved many
woman's life and eased and cured thou
sands OF women, who. before taking this
medicine. dragged NEARLY through life
Thanks TO your remedy | am to-dsy
strong and we'll. Have had ten children,
seven boys and three girls, and my share
of LIES burdens. At the age OF 50 change
of life began, and ] felt the hot and
cold flashes, extreme Iassitude aud nery.
BUSINESS peculiar TO that period. After
using your fayortte Prescription these
symptoms disappeared and It carried me
through the critical period safely and
well. heartily recommend 1t to any
sick woman; it builds up the general
health and surely cures troubles peculiar
to the SEX
Every woman, young OF old, should
k,,on herself. To arrive At this knowl-
edge, secure good doctor book, by ad-
dressing DR.. K. Y. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser can be procured by sending
twenty-one cents In one-cent stamps
for paper bound volume. or thirty-0iie
stamps for cloth-bound copy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05
A LETTER PRESS.
Il Was Great Bargain, but He knss
II Too Late.

Il Was a Great Bargain, but He Knew
II Too Late.
One of the smokers had been ex.
hibiting a diamond pin which he had
purchased Of hard up traveller and
made at least a hundred dollars on
when the gray haired man heaved a
sigh and remarked:
"As for me, never had but one real
bargain offered me, and l was fool
enough not to take that"
Something in the way of 5ewelryT
was asked.
"No; 1t was letter press
But don't see how much Of bar
gain could be offered in that"
mo? Well, will tell you. l thought
I was in love and was writing the girl
two letters day. Six months later,
when l knew that wasn't In love
with her, busted up things, and she
sued me for breach Of promise"
But you had been careful In your
letters not to pledge yourself"
II told my lawyer that she couldn't
exhibit one single loving sentence in
any Of my letters-that is. any having
connection with matrimony."
YES"
But when the suit came to trial she
exhibited over forty letters in which l
said that | should die II she turned
me down, and the jury awarded her
$500 for her broken heart. Yes. sir.
and l could have bought that letter
press for 81 and had copies of my let
tiers as fast as written and knew what
I was up against at the end. Great
bargain. gents-great bargain. and yet
l turned 1t own."-Baltimore Ameri.
can
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05
TO AlLlNG WOMEN.
A Little Sound Advice Will Help Many a
Sufferer in lambertville.

No woman can be healthy and we'll
if the kidneys are sick. Poisons that
pass off in the secretions, when the kid
neys are well, are retained in the body
when the kidneys are sick. Kidneys
and bladder become inhamed and
swollen and worse troubles quickly fol-
low. This is often the true cause of
bearing down pains, lameness, back
ache, sideache, etc. Uric poisoning
also causes headaches, dizzy spells, Ian
guor, nervousness and rheumatic pain.
When suffering so, try Doan's Kid
ney Pills, remedy that cures sick kid
neys. You will get better, and health
will return when the kidneys are we'll.
Let a Lambertville woman tell you
about Doan's Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Rate Kearns, q Buttonwood St., Lam
bertville, N. j., says: Prior to using Doan's
Kidney Pills. suffered intensely from pains
through the small Of my back and sides.
Headaches and dizzy spells were frequent and
was scarcely abla to attend to my homework.
lost . great deal Of sleep and in the morn
ing would arise feeling miserable After try.
ing many remedies without finding relief,
procured box Of Doan's Kidney Pills at Geo.
II. Shamalia's drug store and through their
use was quickly benefited continued TAX
ing them and the result was cure. can
now do my homework without any trouble
whatever and feel better in every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's-and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05
The HOUSEWIVES Hard Duties
IN THE FARM HOUSE.

@F all over-worked women proba bly
the farmers wife IS the hardest
" worked. She has 80 much to
attend To with very little help.
Hard work can be very much
lightened II she knows the value OF sys-
TEN and she should try and take short
rest In the day time. As woman'S
nervous system Is most delicate and
highly organized 1t should have more
care than mans. BY relaxing, We
mean n loosening Of the muscles aud
nerve tension. Lie fiat on the back. on u
bed, couch or floor, without pillow or boil
get worry. and perhaps, read some book
which has little interest, so that thoughts
may ~ dulled. or get. some child to read
her story book to you. AT such time
you should remove corsets or tight-iit-
ting shoes. Ii woman is extremely
nervous, jumping at every sound and
sleepless at night, pale and thin, this CON
dition Is very often due to some trouble
OF the organs entirely feminine.
DR.. Pierce, during long period of
practice. found that prescription made
up entirely ef roots and herbs, without
tho use of alcohol, cured over ninety
per cent. of such eases. After using this
remedy for many years In his private
practice no put 1t up In form that
would make 1t easily procurable, and 1t
can be had at any store where medicines
are handled.
Backed up by over third Of CEN
fury OF remarkable and uniform cures,
record such as no other remedy for
the diseases and weaknesses peculiar to
women ever attained, the proprietors
and makers of Doctor Pierce's Fayorlte
Prescription now feel fully warranted in
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05
THE LAMBERTVlLLE RECORD
MAY S, 1909
Wornan'sWorld
LADY ARTHUR GROSVENOR.
A Titled Enslshwonan Who Plays

A Titled Enslishwoman Who Plays
Gypsy During the Summer Months.
In these days OF rapid travel by mo-
tor and electric traction there Is some
thing refreshngly novel about the ad-
ventures of a titled Engllshwoman--
Lady Arthur Grosvenor's method of
holiday making by caravan. The Illus
tration shows this lady Oh one Of her
expeditions, accompanied by n friend
and her favorite dogs. While out on
these Journeys Lady Arthur Grosvenor
does all her own cooking over a regu-
lar campfire. She makes Il rule TO
rise at s every morning. Breakfast is
ready lin the open" by @, and little
later the wagon is on the move for the
days journey. covering usually about
fifteen miles, Now and then some of
Lady Arthur Grosvenor's society
friends accompany her for a day or
two: but, as 4 rule, the life proves too
strenuous for them. Lord Arthur Gros-
venor frequently goes along with his
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05
Warns Against Votes For Women.

Warns Against Votes For Women.
A scientific warning against all this
suffrage business has been spoken by
DIR. Max G. Sehlapp. professor In the
Cornell University Medical school. The
professor addressed the women mem.
bers OF u New York club and made
clear his opinion that women can't
vote mud maintain the birth rate His
views seem sufficient to give every
suffragette sober reflection Women
are becoming more and more active"
he says They seem about to as
sumo the suffrage But the sex al
ready is overburdened. The curves
ON statistical tables show II tremen.
dous decrease in the birth rate since
1870. Other curves show an increase
In insanity and nervous diseases. The
lesson is that life processes have beer
disturbed and that an acute patho
logical condition exists. Statisticians
contend that the mother love. the love
Of offspring, is diminishing with the
greater functional activity. Woman
Is spending too much energy by add
ing TO her functional burdens. robbing
herself OF her formative powers
Whatever the aggressive leaders in
the fight for equal rights may say
about II, there can be no doubt DR..
Schlapp has presented new aspect
Of this growing suffragette problem.
The badge of honesty is on every wrapper
oi DR.. Pierce'S Golden Medical Discovery be-
cause full list of the ingredients composing
il is printed there in plain English Forty
years of experience has proven its worth, as
an Alternative and tonic for the cure of stom-
ach disorders aud all liver ills. II builds mp
the rundown system as no other tonic can in
which alcoh is used The active medicinal
principles of native roots such as Golden Seal
and Queens root, Stone and Mandrake root,
Bloodroot and Black Cherryhark are extract
cd and preserved by the Use of chemically
pure, triple-reined glycerne Send to Dir.
r. V. Pierce, at Buffalo, n. ", for free booklet
which tells of well-recognized medical ar-
thorities such rs Drs. Bartholow, King, Scud-
der, Coe and Ellngwood that these roots can
be depended upon for their curative action in
all weak states of the stomach, accompanied
by indigestion or dyspepsia as we'll as in all
wasting diseases where there is loss of flesh
and gradual running down of the system
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05

One must not imagine 1t is all work
and no play with the Labrador Eski
mos. Much to my surprise. found
that our good old game Of football had
taken hold in Ungava. The game Is
played with ball Of sealskin stuffed
with grass. The goals are placed much
the same as in our own game. and
each player is armed with a short
handled sling made Of several thongs
Of seal hide bent in loops and attached
to a wooden handle. The ball may
either be tossed in the sling. kicked
or, should opportunity offer. picked up
and carried. Rough tactics are not
barred. l have seen man tossed In
the air and pitched headforemost into
q snow bank. while pushing. tripping
and blocking are all freely INDUCED In
Recreation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05


TRAVELS.
wife Oh these strange tours, but he is
not so fond of tho life as Lady Arthur
Grosvenor herself. In her own social
circle she has become known by the
nickname of Sarah Lee.
Lady Arthur Grosvenor's camping
out life has given rise to fad among
the upper ten In England. A month or
two out of the year many of them at
tempt to practice the simple life" by
camping out on the lawns of their
country mansions, walking barefooted
on the grass and limiting themselves
TO farinaceous diet. There are not
many, however, who have the hardi-
hood TO go in for tho real thing" 10
the extent INDUCED in by Lady Arthur
Grosvenor
These gypsy adventures have made
her the talk of England for some little
time. and quite number of her socie-
ty friends cut her because of her
strange within. She goes all over Eni:-
land, however, and seldom takes the
trouble TO explain her Identity. On
one or two occasions she found 1t nee
essary to extricatc herself from an
embarrassing position by letting IL be
known that she was titled lady sim
. ply enjoying an outing. AS n rule.
English farmers are not ut all partial
to nomads of the tramp persuasion. as
Lady Grosvenor often found to her
great Inconvenience Gypsy wagons
arn MT narmittnI IN On mn Inv tho rood.
side, nor can they occupy field or Il
meadow without the consent of the
landlord Lady Arthur Grosvcnor on
several occasions found great difficulty
In obtaining the necessary permission
and was often moved on by the po-
lice from place to place. Now and
again when arriving late Mt night at
some village, her van has been sur
rounded and somewhat uncero monlous
~ moved on before her ladyship could
explain her identity.
GypSles have an nHenyiable reputa-
ton For pllicring and wherever they
70 are looked upon with great suspi
clon However, despite all the draw
backs, Lady Arthur Grosvenor has
stuck to sypsying for several months
out OF each year and is said TO have
become quite proficient in the art OF
buying and selling, She often carries
n stock of household necessities, such
as brooms. mats and wickcrwarc, and
enjoys the experience OF going into the
farmers cottages and disposlng of her
goods
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-05-05

The clarinet has the richest. sweet.
est voice Of all the wood wind instru.
ments. although its sound does not
travel quite so rar as that Of the oboe,
whenever. as sometimes happens,
there are two melodies to be played al
once. the clarinet takes the lower Of
the two. while the violins play the
upper and more important one. But
In Z military band. where there are nc
strings at all. the clarinets play the
chief melody. The bass clarinet Il not
20 smooth or 80 sweet as the higher
ones. 1t has a rather choky sound,
though softer than that Of the has.
soou.--St. Nicholas.