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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
TAKE OFF THE FAT
WHERE IT SHOWS

Most women suffer much humill-
alton because of great quantities Of
fat, so located that, no matter how
they dress, everybody sees that they
are abnormal. This is the day of the
slender figure, and fat women are
simply not tolerated either in business
or social affairs. Women may not
know it, but men when they see fat
woman pass them on the street make
all manner of sympathetic remarks
about her. They do not mean to be
unkind or to seem unmanly, but 1t Is
natural for a man to dislike fat on a
woman. Where fat shows the most
there is where 1t must be removed,
and as quickly as possible. The hot
weather dresses seem to be made for
the fat woman's misery and the slen-
der woman's delight They expose all
the charms Of women and her ugli-
ness as well. Exercise and diet will
not remove fat. This has been proved.
The famous Marmola prescription
which has met with such phenomenal
success and has so many OF our So
city women as its sponsors, is now be-
ing sold in tablet form to meet the de-
.mand of the public for this style Of
treatment. These little tablets go into
your system just like food. They stop
the stomach and digestive apparatus
from producing fat and reduce the fat
upon the body at the rate of from IL to
Is ounces a day. They are harmless
and can be carried in your purse and
taken even after you have INDUCED
in a hearty meal away from home.
They are sold at all drug stores at rs
cents a case, or II you prefer you may
write the Marmola Co., Dept. 664 De-
troit, Mich.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15

day reflected little credit upon their
operations. They hit the hog mar
ket to the tune of 25c, making the
best available price for even the most
select stock, IS. While $50 was re-
ceived early for one lot of Tillamook
hogs because of their excellent quail
ity and appearance this price could
not be duplicated later in the trading.
Perhaps the better showing of hogs
in the yards had something to do
with the bearish streak which ap-
peared in all the buyers, but it was
nevertheless a fact that they gave
shippers no quarter whatever. Com
mission handlers were anxious to get
rid of everything that came because
they did not care to put additional
expense upon shippers by holding
supplies over and sending them to the
new yards to sell tomorrow or the
day after.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
New Federal Building.

Washington, Sept. 15.-The archi-
tectural competition for plans for the
new 100000 federal building to be
erected at Honolulu closed today.
Several prominent architects have
submitted plans. The edifice will be
one of the finest in the insular pos
sessions of the United States.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15

Roanoke, Va, Sept. 15,-To form
a union in favor of the commission
form of government, a convention
was opened here today to frame a
petition to the legislature. The state
constitution at present prohibits COM
mission rule.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
johnson Bicentenary Observed.

London, Sept 15.-A celebration Of
the 200th anniversary Of the birth Of
Samuel Johnson was inaugurated at
Litchfield, his birthplace, today by the
Earl of Rosebery. The observances
will conclude Saturday, the actual an
niversary.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
Jewish New Year Tomorrow,

New York, Sept 15.-Tomorrow
will be the first day of the Jewish
year 567O, and the observance Of the
holiday was commenced today by the
large Hebrew population of the city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
Charped With Murder.

Cambridge, Mass, Sept 15.-James
B. Harmon, of Somervllle, who is
charged with the murder of his
sweetheart, Maud A. Hartley, last De-
cember, faced trial today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
Union StOckyard Run.

Portland Union Stockyards, Sept.
14.-Finis was written in the trans
actions att the Union stockyards to-
day and tomorrow will start an en-
tirely new regime in the new yards on
the Peninsula.
Buyers took full advantage of the
confusion of moving and the way
they depressed livestock conditions to-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
RESULTS Of THE BIG
GAMES YESTERDAY

Northwestern League Results.
At Portland, innings
Seattle 0, Portland 3,
At Spokane
Vancouver 1, Spokane 4.
At Tacoma
Aberdeen s, Tacoma l.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
BIds for CHICAGO Bonds.

Chicago, Sept. 15.-Proposals were
opened today by the board Of trus-
tees of the sanitary district Of Chi
cago fer an issue of s1,500.000 of 4
per cent bonds.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
Northwestern League.

Coast League Results.
At Oakland, IA innings
Portland 3, Oakland 2.
At Vernon
San Francisco Z, Vernon 4.
At Sacramento
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
Cattle Top at 81 Today.

Nothing over s4 is obtainable to-
day for the best cattle that can pos
sibly be brought to this market This
is a decline of about 25c from pre-
vious quotations, the decline becom-
ing effective for the same reason as
the cut in hogs. 1t was simply case
Of getting rid of all old arrivals at
the yards before the new yards are
opened. Run of cattle for the day
was small, but considerable stock was
carried over from previous days and
therefore there was quite an accum-
ulation of stock offering this morn
ing.
Sheep and lamb market is the only
one to show firmness at this time and
this is due to the inability Of killers
to secure enough good stuff to sup
ply their needs. Therefore they must
pay the prices formerly in effect.
Oldtimers Are Sad.
While viewing with considerable
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15

Will sell or lease hotel doing good
business. Terms reasonable. Good
reasons for selling. Address Mrs. F.
Myers, Helix. Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
OLD STOCKYARDS
ARE CLOSED
NEW YARDS ON PENINSULA
OPEN TODAY

Buyers Take Advantage of Removal
-Depress Prices on All Stock and
Give Shippers Ne Quarter-Hogs
Down 25c-Cattle Are Top at ST.
sheep Still Firm.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15
A Hurry Up Cal.

Quick! Mr.. Druggist-Quick!-A
box OF Bucklen's Arnica Salve-Here's
quarter-For the love OF Moses,
hurry! Baby's burned himself. ter
rlbly-Johnnie cut his foot with the
axe-Mamie's scalded-Pe can't walk
from piles-Billle has boils-and my
corns ache. She got 1t and soon cured
all the family. It's the greatest heal
er on earth. Sold by Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-15

The man who buries his talent usu-
silly gets busy sowing his vices.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
STAND ERECTED
AND DECORATED
READY FOR PRESIDENT TAFT TO-
DAv--G0o FLsGs ON WHARF
BoAT--PREsioENT's FLAG IN
PROMINENT PLACE.

The speakers stand was erected
yesterday by Contractor c. H. Harl
and the decorations were placed on Il
yesterday Afternoon. The stand 20x2J
is on the stage nearest Sixth street
and Is solidly constructed as 1t VIII
have to hold some big men. The
stand was first covered with white
cloth. such as was ased on the arches,
after which the flags were put in pc.
sitLon. The presidents flag hangs
from the railing of the stand. The
upper and lower dccas OF the wharf
boat are also arrayed in the national
colors. about $50 flags being used,
passageway from the presidents boat
the Oleander. to the stand VIII De
walled off with 200 large flags. Be
sides these decorations, there are
four lines extending from four points
on mfs Hog chain of the wharfboat to
one OF the telegraph poles. The four
lines contain about 100 flags
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Limited Service

when | reach New York and am
settled for a few days in one OF
these swell hotels" said a Southern
travelling salesman, Il am loath to
leave. We don't have hotels in my
section where everything for a man 5
comfort is provided. A conversation
| heard In the only hotel in Green
vile, Ky, viii show you the differ
ence. Greenyille is not any too we'll
blessed with railway facilities and
II you want to take a through train
out In the morning you must leave
at $3.50, On this occasion a guest ad.
vised Morgan, the proprietor, that
he would go on that early train. An
other man added that he might leave
on the same train. Morgan paced
to and fro in the apology for lob
by for some time. Finally he ad.
dressed the man who had said he
might GO
"'Ah you all suan you goin on the
three-thirty, Mistah Jacobs?
"I don't know yet Why?
"-.Wa-al. thought if You all wasn't
goin' I'd give the alahm clock to
Mistah Smith. Louisville Times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
MOTHER IS WORRIED
Mrs. Vert IF Ninth Street Inclined
to Believe Daughter, Mrs. Banks,
Met With Mshan.

Mrs. Leona Banks. who fog the past
two years has been living with her
parents. Mr. and Mrs. Vert OF AIS
Ninth street, has disappeared or so
her mother is somewhat inclined To
believe Her husband is working in
st. Louis and a week ago he wrote
her asking her to come up there and
sent a ticket in the letter She left
here early Monday morning on the
Mobile & Ohio end before leaving
promised her mother she would write
when she got to St Louis.
Another daughter, Maude, told her
mother a week ago Monday, that a
woman had been shot in the Union
station in St. Loris and gave the ar
|ticIe as well as she could remember
/ 1t ana added that the descrintion oi
the injured woman partially fitted
that Of her sister The woman vino
was shot in the stetion was taken tC
a hospital and since being toll Of the
ishooting Mrs. Vert thinks 1t might
be her daughter She stated that She
was going to put the matter in the
hands OF the police for investigation
| II she did not hear from her laughter
| within day or two.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS
Don't Mistake the Cause Of Your
TroubIes---A Cairo Citizen Shows
How 10 Cure Them.

Many people never suspect their
kidneys III suffering from lame
weak or aching back they think that
it is only a muscular weakness; when
urinary trouble sets in they think II
will soon correct itself And so 1t is
with all the other symptoms Of kid
noy disorders. That is just where
the danger lies. You must cure these
troubles or they may lead to diabetes
or Flights disease The best remedy
to use is Doan's Kidney Pills. II
cures all ails which are caused BY
weak or diseased kidneys. Cairo PEG
pie testify TO permanent cures.
Mrs. 3 J. Shafter, AIT Seventh
street, Cairo, Illinois. says We have
used Doan's Kidney Pills In our fami
" for some time and do not think
there Is remedy in existence that
can be compared with them. had
pains In my back and other symptoms
Of kidney complaint which the RENE
dies used failed to drive away
Doans Kidney Pills however removed
these troubles quickly. thus convinc
Ing me of their great merit"
For sale by all dealers. Price 81
cents. Foster-M ilburn Co, Buffalo
New York. sole agents for the Unite
States
Remember the name Doan s-ant
take no other
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Money Comes in Bunches.

to A. A. Chisholm, OF Treadwell, y
Y. now His reason is well yorth
reading: For long time suffered
from indigestion, torpid liver, consti.
patton, nervousness, and general de-
biiity", he writes. II couldn't sleep,
mad no appetite nor ambition, grew
weaker every day in spite of all med,
ical treatment. Then used Electric
Bitters. Twelve bottles restored all
my old-time health and vigor. Nov
| can attend to busienss every day
for Stomach. Liver. Kidneys, Blood
It's wonderful medicine" Infallible
and nerves. SOC at all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Noah and SnInmnn.

A Sunday school teacher OF the
East End was questioning her class
about some prominent men OF the
Old Testament.
Nov, Henry, can you tell me who
was the wisest man in the Bible?'
she asked.
"Noah!" Henry answered promptly
"Oh no, Henry" the teacher said
you don't mean Noah; you mean
Solomon, don't yGd?"
No, ma'am, | mean Noah"
What makes you think Noah was
the wisest MANI"
Well" said Henry. my papa says
man like Solomon, with 600 wives
and 200 Porcupines is blamed fool
while Noah knew enough to get in
out OF the wet when it began to rain.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
RAILROADS AND BOATS
Provide Extraordinary Facilities FOL
Reaching Cairo Today-Seven
Special Trains.

Cairo and the people within nun
dred or more miles around the city
are served with admirable transporta
ton facilities today. by river and rail
TheDick Fowler. the George Cowllng
and several other boats viii come
down the Ohio with large delegations
and the Three States will bring up a
large party from Wickliffe. The rail-
roads will run, besides their regular
trains, seven special trains, to arrive
and leave as follows:
Illinois Central from Grand Tower
arrive in Cairo at s:45 a. M, leave
Cairo at 3:+5 p, m.
Illinois Central from Murphysboro
arrive at Cairo at 1915 n m. depart
1886 p. m.
Illinois Central from Paducah ar
rive at Cairo IL am; and from Full
ton extra arrive at 10 a, m.
Mobile & Ohio from Jackson arrive
at Cairo 1890 am, depart at p m.
Mobile & Ohio from Murphysboro
arrive at Cairo at 1920 a, M; de-
part at $3.50 p. m.
The Iron Mountain viii run spec
ial from Poplar Bluff and Frederick
town. Special will leave Poplar Blur
1t G:15 a. m. arrive at Cairo 10 a. M.
and leave Cairo at p. m, Fare for the
roud trip one fare plus rs cents.
The Big Four will run a special
rain from Mt. Carmel arriving at
Cairo at 10, so a. M, and leave at 9
J. M Fare for the round trip $l.23
rom Mt. Carmel and in proportion
rom intermediate points.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
CIRCUIT COURT QUIET
Arguments in Ellis VS.. EIlis--case of
Of E. A. Smith VS.. Dredging Co.
Taken Under Amusement.

The case of f. L. Ellis VS.. G. M. Ell
lis, dissolution of partnership. was
called yesterday morning and the re
port of the masterin-c hancery heard,
The petition of j. S, Turner, who was
receiver, to have his bill Of $500 made
a preferred claim was oyerruied by
Judge Butler The case of Egbert A.
Smith VS.. Cairo Contracting and
Dredging Co., and the Cairo & Thebes
r. r, Co, petition to establish a lien
was taken under advisement by Judge
Butler when the case came up for
hearing yesterday afternoon Ac
cofding to the court calendar. there
Will be no court today.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
The Union Spirit,

AT a public school not long ago the
children were training for the an
nual Flag Day celebration One boy
In order to show good reason why
he should take prominent part In
the ceremonies, said that he had 6
real gun; another had pistol. q
small girl had flag, and so on.
Finally, one tov-haired lad of siS
came up TO the teacher and stood
waiting for her to lose him.
We'll, what is II" she asked.
Il has a union suit" he said
Youths Companion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
WIT AND HUMoR
AN INVESTIGATING BOY.

A charming yoxnx society woman
who lives near Thirty-seveuth and
Chestnut streets. and who is the
mother of 7.yearold boy of an In
tensely practical turn Of mind. tells
with some pride ard also misgivings
of his penchRnt Dur Investigating
everything for kinAelf She was
sitting with some4friensis on the root
of the Bellevue Stratford yesterday
afternoon talking about her son.
He's outgrown the Santa Claus
story already she said. He reads
well for such youagster and he
pronounced Santa Claus fake last
Christmas. At Easter this year he
refused to have any candy rabbits
or ducks, saying that If he couldn't
have the real thing he didn't care for
any such toys So | bought him a
live duck and a rabbit, which he
plays with out in the back yard
every day.
Il was telling him stories the 9TH
er night before he went to bed and
was trying to explain to him about
the fairies. He wouldn't listen to the
fairy proposition at all
81 don't believe in EN-, muvver,
he said. and then he added as an af.
ter-thought, apparently:
land there's another thing I'm
looking into and that LIS this God
business philadelphia Times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
SCHOOLS PLAY BALL
Murphysboro and Cairo High Schools
Battle Today at Tri-City Park
Cairo Confident.

Today the Murphysboro and Cairo
II gh School bali teams win battle on
the diamond at TriCity Park, the
game bling called at q: 30 The teams
played at Mnrphysboro week ago
last Saturday which Cairo lost by a
score OF to 4. The boys are eager
for the fray and are confident of win
ming the game. This will be- the last
game OF baseball the High School
team will play this year. Culp will be
on the firing line for the Cairo boys
Willie Gadbois viii do the receiving.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
WE'LL HAVE NO RAIN
Indications Favor ideal Weather For
Outdoor Demonstration
Today.

Observer Barron, OF the local office
OF the III s. Weather Bureau, said
last night there was nothing In the
local conditions which promised rain
for today, and he expected d favor
able day for the demonstration in
honor Of President Taft.
The official forecast for today was
partly cloudy with rising temperature.
The weather map yesterday reported
light rain from only two points "a al
New York and 01 at Washington.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
LICENSED 70 MARRY
Four Couples Secured State PAPERS
Sunday --- Two From
- Kentucky

The marriage license clerk had a
BUSY Sunday, having to come to the
court house and grant four marriage
licenses, The licenses issued Sunday
We're TO Grover c. Moore, 81, and Lou
use NJ. Copeland, 10. both of Barlow
ny. Ben Williams, %, and Susie Tay
ior, %. both of Cairo Herne Sher
heid. ", and Hester Pryor. %, both
of Clinton, KY One license to MARI,
was granted yesterday to Henry Rey
nolds,sS and Nora Wade, 80, both Of
Cairo. '
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Nothing New About This, Is THERE

MY dear, listen to this" said an
economical little housewife to hei
husband. This evenings paper ad
vertises a man who makes a bust
ness OF taking new tables and chairs
and treating them In some way SO
they look as II they were a hundred
years old. And he makes a great
deal OF money by it," she added
reading on.
Does he, indeed?" replied her hus
band doubtfully. Well, I'd trust our
Tommy to make new table look as
II II were good deal more than q
hundred years old, but I hadn't
thought of it as a paying business
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
ST. J1SEpn'S VICTORY
E'sfeaicd Douglas Gal.;et Ball team
Yestegday Afternoon In Hard
t Fought Game.

The BASKET lalI team OF st. Joseph's
school defeated Douglas yesterday on
the Stafford grounds by the score Of
IA to J. The game was hotiy contested
throughout. The referees were Shell.
don. r. Allen and Franklin Butler.
and Chester White acted as time
keeper.
This game makes the following
standing Of the teams:
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Frlahtful Fate Averted.

N II would nave been cripple fol
life. from terrible cut ON my knee
cap. writes Frank Disherry. Kelliher
Mimi. without Bucklen's Arnica
salye. which soon cured me-" Infal
libie for wounds, cuts and bruises, Il
soon cures Burns. Scalds. Old Sores
hollis. skin Eruptions. Worlds best
Tor Piles. CSC ct all drugigsts
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Mskina Good.

Il guess all the people in the neigh.
borhood are getting picture post cards
from your SOM His teacher always
predicted that he would be heard from
some Of these days, - Houston Post.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
Lord kelvin's Way.

Lord Kelvin said most of his knowl-
edge consisted of how to find the
knowledge sought. And after ALL the
wisest man is but smatterer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
THE TROUBLE.

Don't take it so hard" said the
sympathetic friend, remember that
though your daughter is married you
have not lost her"
81 Know 1t, sobbed the brides moth
err That's the trouble Julia and
hot husband have already picked out
the best room in the house for theirs. :"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-26
SIX MONTHS.

Mrs. Bill--Now, tell me at once
whore have you been all this time?
Bill Why, dear, it hasn't been
long.
Mrs. Eill---How dare you tell me
that? You have beon out all night.
Blue-grass blade., 1909-07-04
BLUE GRASS BLADE.

and Health, to Mrs. Eddy and that it is in every part
much the word Of God the Christian believes the Bible to be
the word of God God made revelation to Noses TO Mahomet
Joe Smith, and to Mrs Eddy You your money and take
your choice
strange that cd selected Eddy receive
his modern revelation he had dig her out from many
enanged matrimonial alliances uptodate the founder of
Christian Science bears the of Mrs Mary Baker Patterson
Glover Eddy While Mrs Eddy has been receiving revelations
from God she has taken time enough marry tandem
of husbands and from her dupes million and half Of
dollars. One thing is certain while revelation and marmony
had claimed her time and attention she has not neglected the
financial end of her enterprise Mrs
Eddy makes followers believe that God has revealed her.
absolute TRUTH that sickness pain, and suffering do not
exist in reality The dupes of this modern witchcaft sckn
suffer and die, and Christian Scientists fool themselves and
patients by denying the reality of disease long there
is breath in the body and then when death they deny
reality of DEATH welldeveoped carbunce is
argument with them They such things only decisions
of the ''mortal mind
If Mrs Eddy possessed miraculous power heal the
sick she claims why did she let her third husband die of
dsease 1t may be she wanted to rid of him,
did think him worth saving Why did she not her grand
daughter where her only appealed pieouy to her 20
do SOP Why did she not her coacman who died at her
house in Concord?
Why did she from her house few days
before she died of diabetes IL not to try and avoid dscred
her professed powers?
Why did Mrs Eddy send hurry call to Boston dentist,
wild with the oothache! Certainly toohache in
mouth ought have been cured by the modern miracle
worker If Mrs. Eddy could have saved three people from suf
fering and death, and she poor humanity from its
pains and and does not there certainly must be some
thing radically wrong with her heart if her moral mind
is loaded down with Christian Science.
hear of this high p1estess OF Christian
healing one? She retired from the practice of the
healing because she has been too busy launching
army fake heaes upon creduous world and gather
inc in shekels from them and their deuded victims
Lawyer Peabody in his lecture in Boston said Mrs Eddy
and sole proprietor of the greatest gericuick
scheme ever Her business the highest emotions
people, appealing their religious feelings, and extor
money muudes of credulous dupes for healing them
nothing but the deson that there something the matter
with them.
Eddy claims that in 1866 she received final revelation
God who for had been fitting her to receive
it. Mrs. Eddy claims that God is mind and mind is Goa
1t passing that this mind God should have waited
1866 years Christian and several thousand before
that time made revelation that there such thing
as sickness and except the evil Imagination of the
human race billions have fallen victims to all the ills that
flesh 1t cruel that this mind God had not found
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