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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31
LARGEST NAVAL AIRsRIP.
New British Vessel Now Bslas suIll
eeorssiS q Barrow.

gAAfNANN - aNNNNNHa
Although the utmost secrecy hat
been maintained concerning tn NV
naval airshlp which b being built a.
RarFuw. England. for the british gov
eFnment, soulrthing concerning its siEP
and speed has transplrid through an.
ofiriai quarters. The vessel b expect.
q % b. finished by next summer. A.
yel only the different parts are belug
made while the shrd Is not yet rom.
pleted. aud the alrshlp n belug built
On piles driven INTO the mud, which 10
causing much Inconvenience.
Il N reIOrted that the new alrshlp
Is 90 be- the blggpst so Tar constructed.
u will resemble the ZeplRlln make, u
h 60 have urtal frame. probably
aluminium. aud the gas bag viii De
divided Into compartments each liked
into 4 hoop. According 10 a.. Clemen.
eel. who wrUte the recently ISSUED ~
port on the grants for alrships prIvid.
"a by the french budEPl this rigid
frame Ou account " lts heavy weight
will prove u Disadvantage NeveFthr
lern the British vessel. Il b alleged.
will BE- able 70 llft some twenty TONS
including the car. 10 prurtice, how.
ever, u win probably b. abie % hft
only eve tVns.
The British alrshlp VIII have e
length VI over 6OO feet-abOul TO
yards. Tue mpt0re win be Wulaeley
engines Of eight CyiibdVra developing
2OO horsepower cath. With thla driv.
Eng f,irrsa the siu,ed ~ thn nirthln %
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

Though the prescription seems %
have diaappeared from the pharmacO-
p0eia o. modern beauty specialista. =
4 was for centuries notorious that %
feed on snake meat was the way 90
win perpetual youth; % cure gOiter,
again. o. any other swelling. 80 that
was necoaaary WAS 10 MUNICH q viper.
from the iaii up. a. a might be = STICK
% caiery, while yst another snake. n
eaten. coa1sfred the power 81 undaF-
Standing ail tie tongues q BIRDS
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

-
~ ure mll Ncna WccaH
anI1r Naa calle1 - Weed t1o
& o - ttr eFaF nI1 u1nka
az sra reEFlle was 81 e. fa.Eo 'o
aral11l ths hostile inflaus o. AFirn1a
en1 New Mexieo. Ba voluntarily car
RI fiaic61s throush & reglea -
la Ulfh ha1liI8 indiana sailing
journey of esvenly miles d coe nis1e
ard waIhinR thirty niles ~ n9xt
as. Yer 81 1ciion 60 tbi1 cimpaiEn
- was awarded 9 medal of ho1og o.
1a Woof WaD n that running 1G1t
frun start 60 enl1h ana Yea cemu8na-
q fuf -ccurase. energy and loyal sup
rsrs4 81 0ensgal EaWgon 90 rthe only
cfiees~ who bed baen WITH aim
etAruaEh the whole camgalgn." AZ
one tima during that expedition Wood
was eamporarlly b command 81 al
TIE lufanfEy. and ~ another time be
exercised & similar command over
1awion'a HroutR
AfGer aaFvlnE a. various army postH
fEom luly. lHH. 10 September. 1895.
General Wond WaR ordered % Wash.
ingtun for duty a. attending surgeon
20 TIE army 0licers eervinR IN Wash.
inxinnA 4 was during this period that
be boeame acquainted with Colonel
Roosevelt.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

That pain IN your back caused b.
lumbagO, stlR mupcles or q strain a ~
bago, sore and gtih muscles, strains,
spraIns, cuts. burns, bruises, eealda and
al aches and pains. You need bottle
q your house. Sold b. Hardee-smiih
Co, druggists. 87.lm
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

SWheEe did Phlyem got tis 90.
psnnii9 to- hallooningfr
- doat know. b1t BIZ grandfather
died a. ere aiF.
.Abbve ne tEeosr
no; undeF ons.--NeW York yOurnat
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

BOW
e. gCncg .aEgce b
% a. ie oge heals 81 ~ sl
etr
fey wen. have @ gooP oun 4rr.
a.ia co iudee, Win reaigDatoa. ~
g url nke the pri.oncf ato 8er
ye1ra g leli wy - employed peas
--EEagr' ~ Weekly.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31
WOOD THE next
Energetic Officer Selected to
Succeed Major General J.trauk-
30 BeH as tie Head Of tho Gen.
Gal Staff. United States Army.
~ WALTON wILLiAr1s.

"a AUX GENhAAL LhONAtkU
j" WOOD. who VIII next April
rellnquish the pOsl Of cOm-
mandlng officer Of the de-
paFtment Of the east 20 become chief
81 the general staR Of the United
States army 10 the place Of Major Gen
erai J. Franklin Bell. h only fOrty-uine
yeaEs Of age. aud his rise Ia the army
hss been one Of the most remarkable
o. 81 history. He entered the medical
corps as en- assistant surgeon on Jan.
9. 1855. and has besn promoted By
heaps and bounds,
General Woods designation By Sec.
rutary Of War Dickinson fog the most
important administrative command 10
che gift Of the war department aid
not occasion any surprise among army
o1cera "a Washington the other day.
10 can elso Be stated on the authority
a. one Of The arny's best known Of
GceEs that the appointment q one that
Wi1l Be approved BY most Of the rank
ana Gle. Several years ago this state
ment would hare been impossible. but
today, With bis Cuban and Philippine
records and bis record It Governors
anlana behind him. even General
weeds critics admit bis ability. en-
argy and capacity for work His ac-
Eve career as q soldier may properly
sbo aaid 10 have begun when be be-
zane the colonel Of the nov famous
shugh riders az the outset Of the Span
fue-Americau war. the lisutenant colo.
heb being Theodore Roosevelt then
and now one Of General Woods most
antiplats friends.
Sample Il His Originality.
General Weed, who was born On
oct 9. fSoQ IN Winchester, N. a..
nftsnaed a. hls boyhood q school n
nlhdlsboro, hasa. and q MiddiehOro
nan ted some time ego TIE following
sloEy oe ths direct end original mind
eaat the bog bad:
Il remember one day a. echoed
Fooa was called % b tie grammar
81. The laachef said:
Ieonar1 giVe me q sentence. and
Wa'll go ~ We can change q % tDe
lnpofatiys nood'
Tbe horse draws the cart sah
xnaNao4
~.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

~WhO vas the greatest anancisr
ever knoWnf
~Noah. because be Seated be stock
when the whole world was IN liQuida-
don."
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

According 90 q London authggily.
s8me Engiish physicians are ordering
putianiB 10 eat oysters that have ben
wen so1ked ln sga water as . cure Cor
dyupsruia and tuboFculosis.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

Think of your wonderful immunity
from harm n you mind your own
bn.lnpea. -Loomia.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31


0n El
N ~
10 o lElea over
IInt tsD6al 1h,a tnetn n's trtlc
tlt0 fIli1a ~ r az e fiNs
l,rf Vorrr 1900 Rrli.. 49,. -.
~. Gall nnenn. lnlaIllbls fer pi'
nnfua. Scails, Cutn, Germs. escentsai
q drugHisla. 91.lm
oWa rous Own Min1.
Rave yUu 4gUf gsnaidrrru laf pli11t
hiligy ~ doing Ihbl Reueniber THAI
living On 4 Fenled nllud. f,trnished wlth
oplniohs bourhl un the insiullmeni
plsu. never o6ani any lndareuient with
& fog toe fuluFe. N0i oniy this. bnl
yea are n0l Saving ~ anything.
The advantage % owning your Own
mind WIN - apparsnt az = monsnts
th0sght
d the nrsl place. yOu come % take q
personal Interest. which yOn e ool
fssl when G b owned By some enc
alse. Then a-ain ths natural Increase
a value rebounds % your own pruit
Xou have ~ Que % dictate % y01 40
b the inside FURNISHINGS aud decora-
t0nA. Besides. & makes yOu more par
ticuiaF with reEafd 10 what yOu put
into q. lf y0u i've 10 q rented mind
yOn don't care much. You VIII drive
nails ln the walls and get generally
careless abuui D.. Rut when you own
your Own mlhd you are constantly 70.
Ing about picking lg up. You take real
pride iu u.
Be q ever 30 humble. there e no
place like mind that you own your.
nelf.-Iife.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

900 busheh Of Nay oata. A few hIrh
bred Shropshire buck lamhs; City brown
laRhora hers, TIE bzaa lagaIa ca Ca
world. Apply @ 9. g: 0lbbs. s-ln
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

AdleF's Chamols Gloves for men, thd
latest thing. sold only By Chittonden 4
Co. tU
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

Wish Ina
There wU
ument ern
and Statue
were idenH
mdeDenden
erect an az
earth from
tine blo1a
crowned 81
otto aFms
and harfe
The DrosM
the erection
the recepdo
men q the
Two Of
fernauonal
TIE same al
pcrlant tad
the cantcna
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-31

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
Okra Stalks For
Making Paper.

II fine paper may be made from
olzra stalks. then should Florida
farmers devote much land to the rails
ing of vegetable which will grow in
the greatest abundance in nearly all
portions of the state at but little cost
for planting and cultivation
1t is reported that John T. Moore.
of Macon, Georgia, recently shipped a
large consignment of these stalks to
a paper mill at Buena Vista, Virginia,
to find out if they could be turned into
paper He has been notified that a
fine grade of paper may be manufac-
tured from the stalks, the experiment
having been highly successful Mr.
Moore, being gifted with a wisdom
which, alas, does not seem to char
acteriZe all agricUlturists, has ar
ranged to plant three thousand acres
in Okra, and it is said that a paper
mill will be established in his city.
1t seems needless to advise FIorid-
ians to keep an eye on the outcome
of these ventures. If successful in
Georgia they should prove even more
successful in Florida. Everyone
knows there is no limit to the guam
tity of paper which is demanded by
the world and over production would
be next to impossible The great
point is to place paper on the market
at a price far below that now charg-
ed by the giant trust which has a
monopoly of the business and flour
ishes, especially because of the tariff
on wood pulp To raise competing
product would be a blessing of far
reaching extent and would result in
enriching those whose foresight and
enterprise would induce them to in
vest capital and energy in that di-
rection.
So far as the Okra plant is con-
cerned, it must be remembered that
its vegetable product is also a valu-
able crop. Either fresh or desiccated
it has an immense sale and those
who grow it or handle it have no
difficulty in obtaining ready mar
ket-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

iously. 1t is true that many events
come to pass which fill one with dis
may. That forces are permitted to
operate which to the patriotic Aneri-
can seem to threaten disaster But
it is still safe to believe that the peo-
pie, not only here but in every
civilized land, are exercising all the
vigilance of which they are capable
for the preservation of their liberty
and the orderly evolution toward a
glorious destiny and that they are al
ways ready to strike and always will
strike at the proper psychological
moment for their salvation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
The Butterfly and Giant
By S. D. Bennett Jr.

Life is but a journey through this vale of tears.
with pain pleasure cherished
To the child of Fortune it is a gala
To brood of Poverty tits just the other way.
The Butterfly of Fashion fits through the verdant fields
And every door is opened by the magic YIELDS.
Enjoying every emolument tn at wealth command
1t galy happily ard gi1ded strand
Soothing at the caterpillar from which it evolved
1t the solution of the problem unsolved-
The problem of the Hungry the worlds unemployed
Crying justice that by destroyed.
Just beyond the horizon of few OncOming years
May be heard the hUZZas Of a mighty nations cheers,
Cheering the stridng of the aroused Labor Giant
Crushing Fashions Butterfly a
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

WAITg MASTER TIME
By j. A. Kirkpatrick
By j. A. Kirkpatrick


Wait, Oh Time, cries the Pilgrim old,
| weary, foOtSOTe, and sad,
Each year TO me new sorrows unfold.
Stop your fight and make glad.
The sea roars on and heaves sigh
Over it's countless treasures deep,
Too oft, oh. Time, the years pass by,
l can't be still, 1 dare not sleep.
The mountains lift high their hoary heads,
Kissed by the winds low wall.
Too swift the years with their countless dead,
With sOTrows deep sickening. tale.
The valleys proclaim in accents clear,
Your rapid flight makes many a grave,
Memory stands still TO drop tear,
Mans bark rides in on deaths cold wave.
Woodlands with high hands declare
The imprints of years are everywhere;
Oh Man, It's time now to prepare
Thy soul TO live in another sphere.
Some years are sad, so sad,
Not rainbow to make me glad,
Fond hopes lost loved ones gone,
Thy ravageS done the setting sun.
Man of sorrow toll and tears
[ can't stand still, says tn e dying year;
NY mission to fly, yours TO die
As Master Time is passing by.
Where in future years you may recall
For sweetest scenes of life in age
You will look back to childhoods page.
Go on with your work, cannot wait
Say now to Nineteen Hundred and Flights
Farewell fond year, almost divine
Give joy, Oh. Nineteen Hundred and Nine"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
Patriotz to the Front!

Now, every patriot to the front.
The cause Of public education, from
university to the rural school. is to
be fought There should be no di-
vision in our ranks. Will someone
get the Lake City Index and Perry
Herald back in line? The former is
after the state colleges ~; the other
rejOices over that supreme court de-
eision The cause is one. Before
you strike any part of the system,
think We need all the education we
can get Let the schools aIone-or
boost them. Private means should be
encouraged to supplement public tax
atiOn--Arcadia News
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
7. a. Jenninqs's Opinion.
Jacksonville Outdone.

Tampa's restless competitive spirit
has even led its citizens to claim
they felt an earthquake there last
Sunday. One would think they would
be only too glad to permit Italy or
any other old place to enjoy that sort
of an honor alOne.-PensacoIa Jour
nal For one time Jacksonville has
been Outdone. However, the jostle of
the big ships coming up to the state
metropolis docks keeps Jacksonvil-
lians in a constant culver so that
they wouldn't recognize an earth
quake if it should pay them a visit
is. Augustine Meteor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

now whether it will be the future pol
icy of republican centTaliZeTs to still
further conduct the government as
though its chief business were to de-
teCt crooks" and whether they look
forward to the lettre cachet as a ne
cessity in conducting the affairs of a
land of liberty, equality and fraterni-
tv
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

wonder and the other papers all over
the country would have something to
say about the SWamptOn Blowing
Horn coming out with two extra
pages last week" But, were a pa
per now 20 notice editorially all the
big editions il would have room for
nothing else. Many big editions:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

The Tampa Tribune, Times Union,
Jacksonville Metropolis, Pensacola
News, Pensacola Journal, DeSoto
County News, and others, have come
TO our table recently. We congratu-
late you all brethren. upon the evil
dences of your prosperity.-Jasper
News
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
IF YOU ARE TRIFLE SENSITIVE

About the size OF your Shoes it's some satisfaction
to know that many people can wear shoes g SIZE
smaller By sprInklius Aliens Foot-Ease into theIn
justine thing for Dancing Parties, Patent Iearnef
Shoes. aud for breaking in New Shoes When
ruboers or Oye-shoeS BECOME necessary sid your
shoes pinch. Aliens EOot-Esse gives instant EeAei.
Sold Everywhere, 25c- Sample FREE Address,
Allen $ Olmsted. lie Roy, n Z. Don't GoCept any
substitute.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
Thinks 1t Unjust.

1t is hoped that Gov GilchTist Will
see some way to recommend in his
message to the legislature d measure
that will reduce the heavy state tax
alton. The state tax is simply out
rageOusly high. That pension law en-
acted at the last legislature should be
repealed. We believe that every
needy Confederate soldier should be
taken care of by the state, but under
the present law a poor widow is taxed
to furnish a pension to a person who
could buy her out ten times. We say
that this is unjust and the law should
be amended so as to tax the people
for a pension fund for only the
needy.-DeLand Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
Should Be ENCOURAGED.

Under the recent decision of the
supreme court the schools of this
county will consist of a session of
only five months instead of eight, as
heretofore. 1t is understood that a
number of our substantial citizens
have inauguTated a movement to
raise by private subscription a sum
Of money sufficient to continue the
sessions the full regular term of eight
months This is movement that
should be encouraged by every good
citiZen.-Milton Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

Taft's sensitiveness regarding the
constant repetition of Hail to the
Chief by the brass bands at presi-
dental inaugurations may be due to
refrain from claiming a title which he
has himself given to Teddy. whose
man he is and whose policies he is
sworn to maintain.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

done at Pensacola can not stand it as
well as that of any other point of eX-
poTN 1t is not to be supposed that
Senator TaIiaferTc would deliberately
propose any discrimination against
any port or operator. ana if such q
thing has been inadvertently placed
in the bill he may be depended upon
to cut it out.-Tampa Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
Much Change of Policies.

When the south changes her reIa-
lions TO the general government the
party in power will have changed its
policies towards the southland don't
you forget it A southern man is
now in the cabinet, but he ceased to
be representative of southern senti-
ment when he took that office. Mr..
Taft may put another man in office
but he will be a stranger to us after
he Identifies himself with the policies
of republican Administrations
Augustine Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

The congressional committee hav-
Ing returned from a so-called in
spection tour of the Panama canal
declare the Gatun dam site is all
right, all right; and here we've been
In a state of horror because some
foolish engineers have said it was
not by a-"darn sight"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
HUMPHREYS Or Hudson?

7umpnTieS Or HuoSOnE
In the contest for president of the
next state senate, which will be be
tween Hon. Joseph H. HUMPHREYS of
this district, and Hon. F. II. Hudson,
representing district No. Is, the for
mer expresses himself as confident of
winning the victory While Mr.
Hudson is a man well fitted for the
position. the senator from this dis
trict is equally able and the honor is
richly deserved by him. 1t will be
an honor for his constituents to have
him chosen president of the senate,
and We hope he will be Victorious
Punta GOrda Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

The electoral college met yester-
day and TumOr has it that William II.
Taft was the choice of the majority
for president and Sunny Jim" Sher-
man for vice-president. This rumor
Is replete with verisimilftude and
may be given credence, while we wait
for congress to count the vote in
February.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

The Fernandina Record hits the
bulls eye when it says: About one
out of one thousand who said on the
first day of this year Il will not" will
be able TO say at the beginning of
1910 Il have not" 1t requires a great
deal more than mere words to keep a
resolution after it is made"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

What's going to happen if this
thing keeps up? There were seven
boys and only one girl born in Pen
sacola last week. Looks as though
the dance of the future will be with
out a wall flower"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

TiIlman appears as the last victim
OF the detective thief, he declaring
that certain important papers have
been distracted from his private desk
at Washington. The American peo-
pie would be pleased TO know right
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

Weary of Matching political plots,
Dick Croker now turns to the peace
tuf avOcatiOn of Matching chickens,
which is decidedly more certain of
success.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

For ten years | couldn't ride a
horse without being in torture from
piles writes l.. S. Napier, of Rug
less. KY, when all doctors and other
remedies failed, BUcklen'S Arnica
Salve cured me-" Tnfallible for Piles.
Burns, Scalds. Cuts, BOilS, Fever
Sores. Eczema Salt Rheun, CoTns.
2JC- Guaranteed by all druggists.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

Reggie, destroyed by the earth
quake, was one of the oldest cities of
the world. having been founded about
$500 years ago. Thus it is seen the
mighty forces of nature show not the
slightest respect for the wisdom, the
art and the labor of man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
A Flock Of Tourists.

There are nearly double the people
in St Petersburg at this time COM
pared with the corresponding period
last year, and the season will not only
be the largest in the history of the
city-bUt is the greatest right now
St Petersburg Independent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

In selecting Philander c. Knox to
be his secretary of state, the first ap-
pointment in the new cabinet, Taft
struck at the tap Root of Teddy's
tribulations.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12
Remaining Loyal to
It's Own Sweet Self.

A few days ago The Journal quoted
from the Chattanooga Tradesman
with reference to a speech recently
made by Judge Gary of the Steel
trQst-a speech simply bubbling over
with altruism, patriotism and every
other sort of ism that sounds grand
and beautiful when conveyed by
rotuned, sOnOrous sentences. The
Tradesman very naturally suggested
that if that was the way the judge felt
about the situation he ought to go to
work to make Birmingham basing
point for the steel and iron industry,
considering the unlimited possibili-
grab by his big corporation of the
Tennessee Coal and Iron Company
acting under Dictator RooseveIts be-
nign approval
The Journal, of course, said that a
vast change must take place before
Carnegie's company would yield an
iOta of its own peculiar advantages
By doing anything to weaken the
holdings of the corporation in and
around Pittsburg And it seems We
were justified in drawing such a con-
clGsiOn, for the following appears in
the last number of. The Tradesman:
A gentleman who is said to be well
versed in matters relative to the steel
corporation affairs, stated that it
would be impossible to establish a
basing point in the South, and that it
would not be done, at least not for
some time, but he did not give the
reason on which this conclusion was
based The United States Steel Cor
pOTation itself continues silent on the
subject. Perhaps il realizes that An
drew Carnegie, who also always MAIN
tanned the policy of silence, finally
spoke-and, so history tells us. did
Balaam's ass.
The TTadesman, as will be seen. is
very indignant, but again We ask,
what are you going TO do about it,"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-01-12

Says the Jacksonville Times Union,
All trusts do not look alike to Mr..
RoOsevelt"-nor do all coons.