The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1909-06-10
FIVE TUBULAR QUADRUPEDS
ALSO SUNDRY MYSTERIOUS
TUBES OF CLEANING TIN,
The Most Noteworthy Things Found in the
Homo OF Nine. kreuger.Lage-Buerk.
holz. Astral Elementary Medium.
When Deputies Dixpossessed Her.

When Deputies Dispossessed Her
sC'n you beat it3' said Dep'ty Sheriff
Eddie Black to Dep'ty Sheriff dim
O'Brien.
The five dachshunds OF Nine. Pauline
e-Buerkholz had just Finished
eating two quarts Of strawberries and
were turning ~ravenously to the breakfas,
food, the bananas and the shredded pea
nuts. They were five OF six very inter
esting things the two deputy sherifs
found in the home Of Nine. Kreuger-
Lage-Buerkholz out on the corner Of
East Twenty first street and Avenue c,
Flatbush. when they went there with
dispossess papers in their pockets yes
terday. The sixth was Nine. Kruger
Lage-Buerkholz herself.
The madame is a magnetic healer apd
an astral. elementary and spiritual me-
dium. The deputies caught first sight OF
her leaning out of a second story window
and holding something long and gleam-
ing in her hand. Eddie Black put his
hand in his pocket and drew out the
papers. folded and stamped with the sea-
of the Sheriff. These he held up and
waved at the magnetic healer. She
merely shifted that long and cleaning
something she held in her hand and said
something in rapid German.
Il thought it was a gun she had" said
Black. but it's only a horn. Come on
Thereupon the deputies kicked in the
front door and confronted the magnetic
healer. After fifteen minutes earnest
conversation they persuaded her that
since the mortgages on her house had
been foreclosed by Johann Helig and she
had refused to vacate they had come to
well, would she please vacate or must
they?
They didn't have to.
Garbing herself in a black beaded cape.
Nine. kreug er-Lage-Bu erkholz wen forth
TO summon furniture vans. 1t was while
she wa away that the deputies discovered
the astral and elementary dachshunds.
They were sitting in the parlor gazing
at a f%anciful etching OF Cagliostro and a
maid when q series OF unhappy means
came up from beneath their feet. They
were long. %tremulous. insinuating.
Say" said Black, do mediums sick
spirits IN people they don't like?r
4 hope not ventured O'Brien. az he
carefully hitohed up his trousers legs.
Perhaps they're dogs
Then the deputies went down into the
cellar and found the dachshunds. They
were also very hungry and very atten-
uated d~aohshunds. The good. kind dep
uty sheriffs released the beasts and took
them upstairs into the parlor of the absent
medium. The dachshunds did not stay
in the parlor. they went right into the
dining room. The dining room table
was piled high with Observation-Disclosures,
oranges, pineapples- also ~cocoanuts,
shredded stuffs and patent breakfast
grains, and the dogs turned TO in the man
ner that evoked the exclamation with
which this account begins. When Nine.
kreuger-Lage-Buerkholz returned with
the furniture ans Deputy Sheriff Black
spoke to her politely.
THE NUTS eat up all your fruit, ma'am,
Do they usually eat fruit?"
They do replied the madam. Il
am a vegetarian and so are they
The only other thing of note that the
deputies had to report when they returned
after having seen the magnetic German
safely out Of the house was that there
seemed to be a large number of tin horns
about the house, horns that had the
squawk piece taken out OF their threats.
The five daschshunds were turned over
to the s. P. C. A. it being the deputies
Arm belief that a vegetarian regime was
not what they needed.