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The Detroit times., 1909-01-29
DISTRICT TEN.

Miss Mildred Iollistcr so Cameron ..........
Mrs r. j. fly. 3i2 Frederick ...,............
Airs Heahndy l2-l
Mrs Chas Cross. III Mott.
Mrs Ch2s Mobbs. ~ Westminster .............
Mrs Goo Erskine
Mrs. T. Ecntl y. 1913 Weetuiustcr.
Mrs John solomon. Ilosedale
Miss Hattie Pulcfcr 2t5 Westminster ....,......
Miss Jennie Mitch'u 33f Farusworth.
Mrs Grace Trr 2ie Mt Vernon ..,..........
Mrs James Mahonoy. 5s4 Milwaukee E.............,.
AIRS clyde Toan 10 Philadelphia ............
Miss Jua Cron A. Harper
Mss Ina lawson. 300 King
Siiss Helen Warren Observation-Disclosures.
Miss iipp $50 Smith.
Miss Mabel Love 1860 Antoine
Miss f.le Penhalls. 80 Piquette.
Miss Ethel Brady, 221 King
Miss Quce Wright. Piquette.
Miss Helen Hitchcock. 2t6 custer.
Miss Jessie Hctsler 40 Melrose.
Miss Florence Finn AZ Chandler
Miss Hazel Lloyd l15 Melrose.
Miss Laura Raymond 1O1 Cameron.
Miss Eya Ranks. iC2 Meirose. Observation-Disclosures.
Miss shirley Woodward coo Chandler. .............
Miss Helose Aldrich. la Chandler.
Miss Hattie runith io5 Melrose. ...............
Miss Myrtle Pratt eSs Clay......
MISS H ieta Wake no 100 8S S Vernon
Miss I.satla FiyGn iio1toa
Miss porothca IIasscii, u
Miss Ora Webb 1850 oaklaEd
Mis-, Mabel iIoeway s NuiWaukcc L. .............
Miss Ethel H'5nolds 10 Pquette
Ms E iiI W., 80 aa
Miss Catherine MolI 800 Frederick
Miss Emma Mann. 2!2 owen
Miss Mabel No-throp. 1876 oakland
Miss Catherine Guilds a. smith.
Miss Ruth Abraham 1923 Leicester.
lNi Flarenca IodIs l6 Mt Vernon.
Mrs Grace Liddingou. 2lS
Mrs. AIst} Rove 52l Kirby T..
Miss Mary Grant. 1914 Woodward.
Miss Lillian Mcconnell $40 Mt Vernon
Miss Parker 2SI5 Grand Blvd.
Mrs j. It, Wlcks. ~ Euclid E..
AIrs Fred IIotchl,iss. 2f3 Melbourne
Miss fcryl" Wrttrr GIG Euclid T..
Miss Virginia Mccullough 2sG Euclid T. ..............
Miss Grants 2l3 Melbourne.
Mrs R,it Tower. 49, Cameron
Miss Helen r. Thompson. eg Rosedale.
Miss oils G MOsicr. lao Palmer
Miss Bessie Coscgan. 1863 Beaubien.
Margaret Mckay. 1i75 Russell
Miss stella Ford 1870 Woodward.
Miss flla r. Picrsnn, 30 Medhury
Miss clara /. crane 3OG2 Grand Blvd E............
klun. G14 Warren E.......l -.
Miss MIRA Bray. 1914 Mt Vernon .......
Ms Nm, McPhca. 7lG Milwaukee E......-.\ .,......
Elizabeth Moore Murston.
Misc ~ ytii. -3b faTnSWorth
Scarfr. Harper
Mrs Gilbert Mrlptvre. lao Woodland 49,.
Miss NJ :. Thompson. % Theodore.
Mrs n ~ Brown JOSEF hinc. ..... .........
Miss T.tta Conover. re- Narston .!........
Miss Catherine Zine. t9S Ferry
Miss Henrietta Scholtz i3iG RHard
Miss Lillian Tones. 13lG EivaPd $3.50.
Miss pearl Van Clce $50 NLS1vaukce
Miss May Wilson. 56f MFweukce E.............,....
Miss Charlotte Moran - Medbury
Miss Anna Barthcll 66N Harper.
Lucas Cos Harper.
Wilson. 400 Faru~ wofth
Miss Mildred stanton, t1o5 Russell ..
Mrs. Helen = Cardinal In Piquctte.
Miss Bertha Johns 20 Milwaukee E..
Miss Marie Gault 232 Algcr.......
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DISTRICT EIGHT.

Miss Maude Berry 327 Pennsylvania ...............
Miss wayson cottage ve...............
Miss stella Mason 100 Englc
Mss r:r@a sieNens 200 Illlib,idse
ME- ha,nleel "1ti i S3 - itihc
Miss Michel Mcrcier s9e Fisehrr,.
Mrs " j. Gushing $2 Fischer.
Mrs Aoo = vaiiiar 5is isSHer
Mss MIS- F N t'a ~ Risse eo
Miss Irena Iadendorf SIS Mcclellan.
Miss Ezabeth Sparkling. 2ei Fischer
Miss Iazci iSeSper az a1ribut
Miss Pinney. 100 shepherd ..................
Mss Mayme Duncan ~ Farrqnd ''.''.''':.
Mss Eizl3f6a 'StR' ~, 9,S townsend
Miss Mary McHnster Fischer MISREPRESENTATION.
Miss Edna Todd 5el Badwin.
Miss Martha Hermann, $50 Townsend .........'....'
Sirq lIeigna Hez sls Eerc6eva .................
Mrs la Gageiye les Townsend ....................
NJ Ms } NsSsl 2 "6a2 5 5'
Miss clare Bonnesu 80 MctI@e6.
MES MES r yG,a B 1E Az ~ LiGleomb
,Mrs Ted schereI ~ Cran@
Mr., Mr. T i i FAIR. nrane u - pGnGiy.yona
Mis- t E%a Lyfyri Li ss9 5nia
Miss Anna McNally 40 crane
Mrs l. +, Gaai1 20; cadillac
Mrs + Bayme 500 cadillac.
NJ NJ 1on r nj 3 3Ss paG12G
Mrs !; B'ann iNl rgn9sylyania .........-...
Mrs. y, II Colter cas- Pennsyyania
Hazel clair. Iiliibrfdgc
Miss Julia Barron. 1892 Mac
Marsh. 80 Marietta
Miss Mary Rissell COL ',adiilaG
Miss Minnie Neurulan, 80 P,nusy lvanla.
Mrs y Brand. 1oa sheridan. 800.
Ehrpr. 60 sheridan
Miss MAY Eirchncr. al Pcnusy vanta
Netti. proudorgast. Fischer
Miss MhI,tte Hodnon 252 Parker.
Miss Fay Sehert. 5oi Towns, nd
Miss MAY Akin 80 sheridan
Miss stella Lynch I22 sheridan
Miss tirpce l. Naciarrn. col Ficd
Miss BESSIE Mtaughin4 2l6 Field.
Miss Minnie H. Pcnucr sos Mcclellan
Miss Editu T.. Mathis, f53 ftSchcr
Miss clara Middcmiss 1al Townsend
Miss Anna - BrpU 20Si Iefft
Miss Hannah Van HON. 7i2
Miss Florence Hart. 1850 jefferson
Mrs Charlotte smith. t63f Champlain
Mrs Jennie Adams. 423 Fischer.
Nliss Alice DouhaVon 5i2 Fischer.
Miss Sophie Conrad. 3tU BALDWIN
Myss ~ Holmes. IFS Beyick. L de-. k 60.
Miss NJ T.. MuVcv. 2fS Field.
Miss Margaret Brown 81 Field.
Catherine Gartner sf2 Field.
Miss Marie Kearney. 81 Townsend.
The Detroit times., 1909-01-29
AN ARMY OF CONTESTANTS
Magnificent
VOTING CONTEST


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The Detroit times., 1909-01-29
DISTRICT FIVE-Continued.

Miss Julia Meyer Canaeld
MISS Alice Fnzpatrck. t95 Csss.
Miss Rrd NJ Carey. 200 Lincoln
Miss Daisy Britt. 80 Harrison.
NE N "a, T T az ,','' t.,,,u,,r6
Miss Elizabeth wallace ~ commonwealth.
'Irs kahetca Ice lff Henry
Miss Emma orr n V1sHfpgto'l
Ailss Lousf PaEeisui. 20 Davenport
rs Bessie l'eriaott t9s
Miss Mice Erwin $50 wtlftli
Mrs Frtd Gardiner Fourtcenf
Miss Idle Neill go Hancock .........,....
MlSs or0Fs Rose d3@ rw
Miss Edith Mclean sci Woodward.
Miss kHthertne k1rst AZ second
Mss Eleanor Gum. col second.
flf~ Nan,} litlf la0 Alic eafl-
~, Tar - ~ ~
Nss Dorothy B4ksr 1fN NlcNandrine W.........-...-
Aiss Beatrice non @a4 Harrison
Miss lva g. smith Sc columbia W.
Mss Eic51or e Eheric Sac Forest W
~s Nav Fraufn. - arrls IN
Miss IDA Ross S. klizaie'h
Ms stella GLntll - Hrh w
Miss Marian Armstrong eo
Miss Elizabetl Hurst am Third ................
2tss Edna Y seaman go Forest w.......,...,.....
Miss Noble r GRAY II hieNmeriag l..
AIRS Frances 4 Merritt ~ Columbia W..............
~ ,T,St poy.rs az iiigb' - j. 1890
As. Josie l.. j., hmond ~ TruLlbu.
Miss Hawkins e52 Park ..............
Mss Myrtle Anderson = Adams "
Mrs Minnie Mcdaniel loo Elizabeth w..............
Miss Emma Decker t93 Fourth
tss Maud Gates @ss Woodward .......'......
Miss Mabel Russell as crest
Mrs Edward Warner. 45e Cass
y! Harrttt callahan. - Henry.
Miss Jessie Roland, llo Henry.
Miss Laura Young f33 Cass
Miss claudia Parker 5ot Grand River.
Mrs =. cline t3S Cass.
Miss Anna Dunnroe. &c Dufeld. Observation-Disclosures.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
PRESCRIPTION FOR NERVOUS
MEN AND WOMEN-TRY 1T

The impairment of the nervous force
in men and women is first manifested
by extreme nervousness, sleeplessness
dread, worry and anxiety without rea
son, trembling OF the hands and limbs
with the slightest exertion, heart pal
pitation, constipation, kidney trouble
and general inability to act ration
ally at all times as others with health
in their bodies do.
In half pint bottle get three ounces
of syrup sarsaparilla compound and
add to this one ounce compound fluid
balmwort, and let stand two hours
then get one ounce compound essence
cardiol, and one ounce tincture cado-
meme compound (not cardamom); mix
all together, shake well and take a tea.
spoonful after each meal and one at re.
firing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
A LINE OF TALK.

Two telephone girls were talking
over the wire one afternoon. The sub
sect of the conversation was a lawn
party. which was to take place the
next day. Both were discussing what
they should wear. and after five min
utes had come to no decision.
In the midst OF this important con-
versation a masculine voice interrupt
ted. asking humbly what number he
mad The lack OF reply did not squelch
the inquirer. for he asked again for
the number.
One OF the girls became indignant
and scornfully asked:
What line do you think you are on.
anyhow"
Well" said the man, II am not
sure. but judging from what 1 have
heard l should say / was on a clothes
line"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
AN INTERESTING PAINT TEST

There is very simple and interest.
Ing chemical test by which to detect
impurity in paint materials. Thou
sands and thousands Of people. all over
the country, are making this test. It
Is sure way to safeguard against
the many adulterated white leads
which are on the market. Any one
can make the test-ali that is needed
Is a simple little instrument which
may be had free by writing National
Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Building,
New York. and asking for House
owners Painting Outfit No. 40.
The outfit includes also q set OF color
schemes for exterior or interior paint
ing, or both, IL you wish, and a book
OF specifications. No HORSEPOWER
should make any arrangements for
painting till he gets this outfit.
One can't expect a satisfactory paint
Ing Job without pure white lead There
is way to make sure you're getting a
pure white lead-without testing IL. See
that the key bears National Lead Com
pany's famous Dutch Boy Painter trade
mark. which is a positive guarantee of
purity. Your dealer probably has
this white lead. If not let National
Lead Company know.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
COWBOY IN CABINET
New Secretary of Interior Was
Once a Plainsman.
Richard A. ealiinger Prepared Him
self for College While Driving
Cattle-ciassmate Of His
Predecessor, Garfield.

Washington. - Biographies have
been published. and stories have been
told of Richard A. Ballinger, former
commissioner Of the general land of.
flee and former mayor of Seattle, now
secretary of the interior in President
Taft's cabinet. but not one of these &C
counts tells of Judge Ballinger's life
as cowboy upon the plains OF south
western Kansas 80 years ago.
Three years he spent In the saddle,
herding droves OF cattle across the
range, and To this day he recounts
interesting experiences that his fellow
cabinet officers will doubtless call
upon him TO repeat. On one occasion
he was almost killed by the hoofs OF
an unruly broncho.
During these years he studied the
classic languages, riding many miles
across the plains each week TO recite
his lessons, and by his own efforts he
prepared himself for college. where he
was classmate of James II. Garfield
who, quarter OF century later
made him general land commissioner
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Coming Down Easy.

Inquiries after the welfare OF Pat
rick Conroy were answered by his de-
voted friend. Terence Dolan, who was
at the Conroys in the double capacity
OF nurse and cook. mo. he's not dan
gerous hurt at ALL" was Mr.. Dolan's
reply to a solemnly whispered Ques-
ton at the door.
I'VE heard he had q bad fall, and
was all broke to pieces" whispered
the neighbor.
TITS big story you've heard" said
Mr.. Dolan in his cheerful roar. "Thrue,
he fell off'n the roof o. the Brady
stables, where he was shinglin', an he
broke his lift leg. knocked out n couple
o teeth an broke his collar bone.
Mind we, if he'd have fell clear to
the ground. it might have hurted him
bad, but shure there was big pile of
shtones and lumber that broke his
fall."-Youths Companion.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Work of Fish HatcherIes.

AS the result of special efforts In
the hatchery work during the year
the output of fish and eggs in 1908 was
greater than ever before in the history
OF the national bureau, reaching a to-
tai of 2,S71.456,2s0. or this number
2,413,s09,225 were young fish distrib-
uted for the stocking and restocking
OF public and private waters, and the
remaining 457647,O55 were eggs de-
livered to state and foreign hatcheries.
The output of young fish exceeds the
greatest previous record for any one
year by 376,000.OO0.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

and whose seat he has taken in the
cabinet room.
This interesting episode OF the from
| tier in Judge Ballinger's life is best
told In his own words-and he remem.
bers most distinctly the incidents of
his cowboy days.
When / was Is years old-in 1873
my father moved from Virden. Ill,
to Larned. Kan. and as that was in
the center of the cattle country,
soon was cowboy" Judge Balm ger
relates:
my most memorable experience as
knight OF the plains came when a
wild horse got the better OF me. That
was at Spring creek. wanted an
| other horse. and went into the cor.
raj TO lasso one, for l had gained con-
siderable skill with a rope. and in the
enthusiasm Of my youth thought / was
invincible.
Il got the thong rope over the ami
mails head, all right, and managed to
get him up to the snubbing post.
where the horses are branded. Grad.
ually / worked up the untamed steed
With motion as quick as lightning
30 1t seemed to me-he raised himself
on his hind legs and struck me to the
earth
When l came to, which was some
little time afterward, the horse was
gone and / needed medical attention.
For two years served in the coun-
~ Offices at Larned, first as deputy
county clerk, and then as deputy
treasurer. While ! was in the treas
urer's Office; acting as treasurer. I ex-
posed the shortage of a county official
TO the board OF commissioners. but
though no arrests were made the
scandal attracted wide attention. and
] was threatened with personal vic
lence for my activity.
while j was on the range I rode
seven miles every Sunday TO recite
Latin TO the steward at Fort I.arned.
where several companies OF soldiers
were stationed. ] was grateful for this
assistance and also for the interest Ia.
ken in me by minister, who lived
three miles or more from our ranch.
and who was willing to impart To me
his smattering OF Greek. My ambition
was 10 go TO college as soon as
could, and ] spent three years at the
state university OF Kansas and AT
Washington college at Topeka"
While at Washburn young BaIIinger
met Senator John J. ingalls,, who ad.
vised him to take a course at VIII.
Jams college. He followed the advice
and graduated with the class of 1884
of which young Garfield was a mem.
Der.
For two years following his gradu.
alton Ballinger studied in the law Of
fee Of S. Corning Judd a prominent
Chicago attorney, and then he went
to Kankakec, H.. where he became
city attorney. Later he was city at.
torncy OF Decatur, Ala, after which
he went to the state OF Washington.
He was for four years on the superi.
OF bench OF Jefferson county, residing
in Port Townsend. after which he
went to Seattle. His term as mayor
extended over period of two years.
and at its conclusion he was pre-.
vailed upon, reluctantly because of his
private interests, to take charge OF the
reorganization Of the general land Of
fice
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
An Error.

He had dined exceedingly well and
was standing in the hotel lobby, hat
less, and looking exactly as II he were
quite at home there. 1t was no won.
der that the hotel guest walked up to
him and inquired imperiously:
Where's the news stand"
Dunno"
The guest glared.
I'll report you for insolence," he
Kissed.
HUH" inquired he who had dined
well. "R'port MP"
Say, what are you? A bellboy or
a detective or-what?"
Tn haberdasher," answered the
other, with a pleasant smile.
The other snorted and withdrew.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
BrATE OF ONO CITY or ToLKpo,
IUCAa COUNTY -.

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he "a senJo,
partner OF the nrm % r. J. CHENEY 4 Co, doing
business In the city OF Toledo. County and STATE
aforesaid and that said firm viii pay the sum oi
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
ease OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE. - ~ "
FRANK j. CHENEY.
. sworn 70 before me and subscribed In my presence
This 9Th day Of December. A. d.. 1856
SEAL Aw. GLEASON.
'-' NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken internarv and se,.
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of ths
system. Send for Testimonials free - ~
se,s. p. ). CHENEY & Co, Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. &c -
Take Halls Family pills for combination
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
latest Erenoh snldi.r.

Occasionally our Paris contemporar
les entertain their readers with an &C.
count Of the tallest and the shortest
conscript. Now a journal has gone
one better and discovered the fat
test recruit in the French army, who
has been found at Corbeil. This hon
orable distinction belongs to M. La
verdit, the son of a merchant in the 10
cality. The young man turns the seals
at 26S pounds, avoirdupois, or rather
over 10 stone.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Perfidy Properly Punished.

rs IT true, Mildred" asked the
sweet-faced, soft-voiced matron, cares
sing her beautiful daughters golden
brown hair. that Lillian Garlinghorn
tried to supplant you in the esteem of
Lieut.. Ketchley?"
she made a stab at It," yawned
MISS Mildred. Il wasn't particularly
crushed on the loot, but when l got
wise to the fact that Lii Garlinghorn
was trying TO cut in l thought I'd just
SHOW her that had her beaten to q
cold storage omelet, and / did It,"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Persist Of Interview.

And what are your opinions con
corning the tariff"
II must decline to be interviewed, .
answered Senator Sorghum.
But you viii make speecher or
the subject"
of course. But ! can handle a
speech so tfSt people will wonder
what I am getting at; you would in
sist on letting them know precisely
what 1 mean"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
What Killed the Cat7

Little Davey Sloan is forever asking
questions.
You'd better keep still, or some
thing will happen to you" his tired
mother finally told HIN one night.
Curiosity once killed a cat, you
know"
Davey was so impressed with this
that he kept silent for three minutes.
Then: Say, mother, what was it the
cat wanted to ow?"-Everybody's
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Social Paradox.

It's impossible for me to dress on
5000 a year"
We'll, my love, you must wear
less"
Don't be silly! You know perfect.
ly well that the less i wear the more
IL costs. Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Real Brave.

The speaking suffragette was at
white heat.
There are 10 towards I'm our
ranks" she shouted in a penetrating
voice. Every day you paAS our brave
sisters or the streets"
They must be brave to wear the
style of hats they do" shouted the
little man on the last bench, and the
next moment he was running for his
life.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Easy 70 Carry

Why. I see you have sent little
Willie for beer for the first time. and
that you have given him two jugs to
carry. Why did you do this?"
u did it so that with one in each
hand he could keep his balance bet
ter"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
AN OLD STORY.

This life is an old, old story.
Told Ger and DER again:
The sum OF mans poor glory.
The heartache and the pain;
The profitless turmoiling.
The never-ending strife.
The years OF bitter toilng,
The fond ambitions rife.
This life In an old. old story,
Told DER and DER again;
A soldier dead and CORY
On crowded battle plain:
A task left half-completed.
A sigh, a lonely grave
For the victor and the defeated.
For the coward and the brave.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Not Aesthetic.

"A new theory states that the solar
plexus and not the heart is the seat
of affection"
IL can't subscribe to such theory"
MOP"
How would you like to receive a
valentine covered all over with dia-
grams of the solar plexus?"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

Shiloh Church to Be RepuIlt.

An effort is being made to build .
suitable memorial church on the site
OF the original Shiloh church. on Shi-
loh battlefield, now one OF the most
attractive OF military parks. 1t was
on this very spot the bloody battle OF
Shiloh was begun on the morning Of
April 6, 1862. 1t is the purpose to
build memorial church to cost not
less than $4,000. The names OF all
contributors will be recorded in a
permanent register and kept on ex-
hibition in the church, which will BIO
open to visitors and tourists.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Particularly for Particular peopIe.

Souders' Vanilla Extract is produced
from fine Mexican Vanilla Bean,@-a pure,
rich concentrated flavor All grocers Put
mp n 10, 10 and 25-cent bottles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
NEVER SAY DIE.

She-But II you have completely
cured Mrs. Tooter, you have done
away with one of your most lucrative
sources of income.
The Doctor-Ah, but I'll present her
with my bill, and then I'll have to
treat her for nervous prostration.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Thrilling Experlences.

Have you ever had any hair
breadth escapes from death?"
Yes, two. Once I was Judge in a
baby show. Another time, inter
fered with man who was beating his
wife
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

Grandpa - Would Earle like to
come into the garden and play circus
with grandpa?
Earlie-Well-er-I'm rather busy
just now, grandpa. Couldn't you 60
and play by yourself?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

Two Of a Kind.
Yes" said the farmer, Il get my
living from the soil"
Same here" rejoined the washlady.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Last Chanc,

Last Chance.
why should be married in a dress
suit?"
For two reasons. It's fashionable,
and then you'll have O dress suit"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
uso Aliens Foot-Ease,

1t Is the only relief for Swollen Smart
ing, Tired Aching, Hot. Sweating Feet,
Sorns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot
Ease. a powder TO be shaken into the
shoes Cures while you walk. At all Drug
any substitute. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress, Allen 8. Olmsted. Leroy, n. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

EIIeH-ATe you going abroad thlS
spring?
Ernest-No
Ellen-Why not?
Ernest-My means are too narrow
to be abroad
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

Mrs. Numuther-% don't like IT.
Everybody says baby looks like his
father.
Visitor-Well, / wouldn't worry.
dear. It doesn't so much matter in a
boy, you know.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02

Women Brick Workers.
Prussia's brick yards employ nearly
10000 women
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-06-02
Western Canada the Pennant Winner
1.-THE Last Best West

The government Of
Canada now gives
10 every actual set
tier l6O acres Of
VIII eat-drowint
lind free and an
mathematician
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-21
CAUGHT RtD-HANDfD

Any one caught red handed IN
this city at this time % the year Will
have no difficulty Ia escaping
through the use Of little poslam.
which. when applied 10 the hands.
acts just as Il does on the com.
plexion. clearing the akin over nlght
and making short work Of pimples
rash. Fcdness. roughness. split skin,
hlotches. etc. Besides this, posiam
stops all itching with the first APP
plication and cures the worst eases
Of ccxema as well as acne. herpes.
letter. piles. salt rheum. rash.
crustcd humors. scaly scalp and
every form Of itch. including bar
ber's itch and itching feet Hem.
ishes such as pimples, red noses.
muddy and inflamed skin diaap
pear almost immediately when pos.
lam IA applied. the complexion be-
Ing cleared over night.
Every druggist keeps both the so
cent size lf0r minor troublesl and
the g. Jar and either OF these may
be- obtained al the Quaker Drug Co.
as well as other reliable drug
stores
But no ono Is even asked 10 puFs
chase poslam without first obtain.
Ing a sample package which viii b.
sent By mail. free OF charge. upon
request. By the Emergency I.atsora,
tories. 81 West Twenty fifth Street.
New York City.