The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1909-03-19

Industrious woman to have a loafer
husband. ..--... ..--- -.-.... ..~....
Haste makes waste" is an Old
motto, but n lazy one. You've really
got to hurry to keep up.
when you lose hundred dollars
your friend says he is sorry, but II Is
impossible for him to be as sorry as
you are,
About the dullest man on earth is
the one who is forever writing to tho
newspapers about what our fore
fathers did.
when you are telling how litto
others amount to ever occur to YOU
that you do not amount to n great
deal yourself?
Perhaps one reason men won't kiss
their wives oftencr is that wives use
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mans breath.
Always remember that If you wish
| to have friends, you must be friend.
The people are pretty expert at find
ing out each other.
The men wear some mighty homcly
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the men that they never claim their
headgear came from Paris.
1t is a wonder men are as good as
they are considering that almost every
man starts every day of his life by
swearing at the alarm clock.
When we meet a lean, cross, busy.
nervous woman, we always know what
she thinks of men. Only fat, con
tented women care much for the men
There is a good deal of cheap wit
about hugging girls in a waltz as q
matter of fact, when a man hugs a
woman, he does not do it in crowd.
We men roar like lions a good deal
but we are a sad lot of rabbits Just the
same. Men are always saying they
will do as they please" another fic-
ton.
We have heard people abused so
much that we don't care for IT any
more; we would rather hear people
praised for their occasional good quail
tiles.
You complain about little things.
But you will have something worth
complaining about some day: when
and can't get well.
When you pay money for a dog,
don't expect much from it. The only
dog that seems to have any sense is
the dog that some one throws away
and you pick up.
A woman confesses everything she
does to her husband, but she does
nothing wicked enough to make the
confession interesting. A man, who
could be more interesting, has nothing
to say.
1t was formerly the fashion. when
girl tried to be coy for the man TO
be deceived, or pretend to be, but. Of
late, ii is the fashion for the man to
speak up, and tell everything he
knows about girls being coy.
Topeka girl visiting in town has
such cold feet that she took jug of
boiling water to bed with her last
night, to keep her feet warm. and be-
lore midnight the water in the jug
froze solid and burst the jug.
Abuse the women in the presence
OF women, and how mad il makes
them. But let a woman abuse the men
IN the presence of men, and it amuses
them. Another thing that amuses
men is eXtravagant praise of women.
Society note: In playing a good
game of bridge, it is necessary to be
vicious. A patience with poor play
denotes lack of skill; the good player
VINO Is polite soon loses the reputation
OF being good player.
one OF the first tasks a man gives
his wife is to hereafter carry on all
the correspondence with his kin folks.
VI what use is it to have a wife, he
argues, unless she will relieve a man
OF all the letter writing to his kin.
one OF these days, baby will wake
up IN a photograph gallery, to find its
mother bending over it with drapery
on her head, la Madonna. and the
child will be so shocked to think its
mother has worn the dishcloth down
town that it will spoil the picture by
throwing a fit.