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The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
INDIGESTION ENDS.
Misery From Your DiSOrdered
Stomach Goes In Five
Minutes.

You can eat anything your stomach
Graves without fear of a case of Indiges.
ton or Dyspepsia, or that your food
will ferment or sour on your stomach if
you will occasionally take a little Dis,
pepsin after eating.
Your meals will taste good, and any,
thing you eat will be digested, nothing
can ferment or turn into acid or poison
or stomach gas, which causes Belching.
Dizziness, a feeling of fullness after eat
ing, Neusea. Indigestion like lumn
of lead in stomach, Biliousness, Heart.
burn, Waterbrash, Pain in stomach and
intestines or other symptoms.
Headaches from the stomach are alb
solutely unknown where this effective
remedy is used. Diapepsin' really does
all the work of a healthy stomach. II
digests your meals when your stomach
can't. Each triangule will digest all
the food you can eat and leave nothing
to ferment or sour.
Get large S0-cent case of Pape's
Diapepsin from your druggist and start
taking today and by tomorrow you will
actually brag about your healthy, strong
Stomach, for you then can eat anything
and everything you want without the
slightest discomfort or misery, and every
particle of impurity and Gas that Is in
your stomach and intestines is going
to be Carried away without the usc
! of laxatives or any other assistance.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
WEDDING.
Of Miss DOrtha Wellington and
Mr.. Clifton StIhnett SOIem.
nized Yesterday.

Clifton Stinnett and Miss Dortha
M. Wellington, daughter of w. r.
Wellington of Hardinsburg, were
married yesterday morning at s
o'clock, by Rev. Cyrin Thomas at st.
Romaulds Church at Hardinsburg.
The bride and groom are well known
and popular young people, and begin
their welded life with the happiest
wishes of hosts of friends here and
elsewhere in the county.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
AROUND THE WORLD.
Silyio OrtOnas HOnOred CIOverpOrt
Win A Short Visit Last Tues
day Evening.

Perhaps the four-leaf clovers and
pretty girls of Cloverport will make a
line in the History of The World"
which will be written after four years
journey by Silvio Ortonas, Frenchman;
Adolph Schneider, German; Albert
Wilckes, American; and Prof. Alfredo
Battelli, Italian.
The four men are making a world
pedestrian tour for scientific research
and investigating the political, social
and industrial conditions. Mr. Ortonas
spent last Tuesday evening at the ST.
George Hotel, and while here gathered
brief history of Cloverport. He and
his companions are newspaper men.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
NEW TAR SPRINGS
Mr.. Jake Merserye Intends 10
Open Summer Resort 0ld
Play Grounds Will Have
Rival.

When the roses bloom again and the
warm days come, Mr.. Jake Merserve
will open the new Tar Springs on his
place enroute to the long-loved resort,
"rar Springs" Information comes from
a most reliable source that hotel of
every convenience will be erected by
Mr.. Meserve in the early spring.
The ground was bought last year from
Mr.. Julian Brown, and there are ten
acres. The scenery is beautiful and un.
the cliffs is fine spring of tar water.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
Editor Wants To Go
To Legislature.

Dave Duncan, editor of the Meade
County Messenger, is a candidate for
the Democratic nomination for Repre-
sentative from Meade county. He was
at the meeting of the Kentucky Press
Association Wednesday and got the
assurance of most of the editors of their
support in the race, but Dave is of the
opinion that real voters will do him
more good than any thing else. Other
probable candidates are: Gus Rich
ardson, Frank Withers and Jesse Hern-
on.-Breckenridge Democrat.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13

preach at the M. E. church on each
Third Sunday night.
There will he Quarterly meeting at
the M. K. church on Saturday and Sum
cay, Jan 80 and al. Presiding Elder
Creech will be present.
Miss Annie Mae Mattingly and Frank
Carter spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
p. Dillon.
J. o. Hook left for Louisville Monday
where he expects to remain.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
Recent Sales AT Plant
erS Hall Stock farm.

w. r. Norman & Son report the
following sales: Polled Durham ball
and 2 heifers to T. M. King, Hagan,
Va; Polled Durham bull, d. d.
Duncan, Russellville; Polled Durham
bull, c. S. Gardner, Tobinsport, Ind;
/ Polled Durham bull, Fred Stone,
KY; Poland China boar,
E. Cox, Lancaster, Ky.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
Prospects Brilliant.

II see you got married yesterday,
Chico. Are your prospects Brilliant"
"Ya-as. Nah husbands friends
brought me TO- mo- washing's."
The January Circle Magazine.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
Married in Cincinnati.

A colored wedding that comes as a
surprise 10 The groom's fri nds i Clover
port was tn t of w. T. Dean and Annir
Jones which took rlace in Cincinnati,
Dec. 90. He is the son of VI cl- Ben
Dean, OF Tar Springs. The bride and
groom have gone to Chicago to make
tneir home.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
"ParSifal' At Greensboro.

"Parsifal", in whatever shape it is
presented, whether with all the beauty
of Caruse's voice and Conreid's opera
tic orchestra, or in the blatent transla-
ton depicted by Henry Savage, or
whether in the form of English Music
drama as it will be seen in greensboro
on Ian. rs at the Grand.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
Large Shipment.

From the, Star Roller Mills Saturday,
Mr.. Hardin shipped 20 head of hogs,
John Warfeld shipped and Bud Isome
shipped 80
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13
cLovERpoRr, KENTUCKY, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 10, 1909

to the county jail at Hardinsburg.
He gave his name as Frank Will
Jams and said his home was in Gin
cinnati.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13

Mr.. John Watts, who arrived here
recently from Panama, was con-
spicuous parsonage at the reception
given at the Cloverport Hotel last
Tuesday night by the Misses Pate.
Mr.. Watts entertained the young
people the entire evening with origin
al stunts and kept all the guests in a
rather hilarious humor.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1909-01-13

stand
l..
n is
good
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Letter fer sseder RabhIta.

A letter received at the Richmond
pestofice recently bore the postofics
address "Seeder Rabbits" There was
no other guide to the place Of destina.
ton meant ~ the sender. The mail.
ing clerk who attempted to route"
the missive cast It aside. but after
several attaches Of the ONCE had view.
ed tss curiosity and scratched their
head. Il was decided that the writer
evidently intended that the letter
should 60 to Cedar Rapids, iowa, and
In his inability to spell correctly had
brought the phonetic system into play.
There was 20 state indicated, but 40
cording to the postomce directory
iowa has the only "seeder Rabbits"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Unprovoked,

Unprovoked.
mo one will do you bad turn, II
you do not first do them a bad turn"
"Oh. don't know; look at my Wife,
first husband
ibid he ever do you a bad turn?"
"He died. didn't he?"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Ravlno.

Saving.
"That young mar Of yours Is d
financier, isn't he?"
Il guess he mus. be. he hasn't pro.
posed yeti" ).
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

short-Handed New York.
Bacon-I see that New York has
10000 stenographers.
Egbert-Is that ALT Looks a. n
New York might be short.handel.-
Yopkers Statesman.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Satisfied.
She held her head high,
A along she strobe:
The reason why,
She was q la mode.

PLAIN Prophecy.
"What did the doctor tell you today
about old Uncle Jake's condition."
"He was telling US that his mean
temperature was"
Telling you about his mean TEN.
perature, was he? That's no news.
Everybody who knows Uncle Jake
knows that he hasn't anything about
him that isn't mean"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Angry.

Angry.
"1ll never speak to you agai4!"
'Now that's nice way for WON
an to talk to her husband, isn't it,"
"Well, I WON'T"
"Never?"
"Well. not till payday. anyhow"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
ALI kAMONI, PROP

State News
Sweet peas are still in bios
som.
Cogswell has a motion picture
show.
The Max Phonogram is re.
ported defunct.
Cleanup day at LaMoure
was a success.
North Dakota had July
weather in October.
Grand Forks has a Sunday
closing movement.
The Antler American is long
on city ordinances.
Larinore is becoming fam
Gus as a potato center.
Fine muskmelons were
grown in Nelson county.
Bismarckers are elated over
a new wholesale house.
Don't forget to contribute to
the battleship fund.
A Harvey man may he NAM
ed as census supervisor.
LaMoure county boasts of
the excellence of its schools.
Lankinites are anticipating
a huge time at the fall carnival
October 10.
Garrison and Antlor have re-
Gently suffered through eleva
tor fires.
Westhopers believe they
have efectually solved the fuel
problem,
L. ID. Dace, formerly of Illi-
nois, is the new editor of The
Belfield Times.
The board has decided on
the new dormitory for the Val
ley City normal,
The Journal wants the peo-
pie of Monango to 60 after a
farmers institute meeting.
Some of the sheriffs are re-
minding delinquents that un.
paid taxes must be squared
up.
Despite the new law, it is
claimed that the threshermen
tore down lot of telephone
wires.
Mrs. J. T. Myers of Maxbass
spilled boiling linseed oil over
one arm and was badly burned.
The farmers elevators over
the state report they have
handled more grain this fall
than usual.
If you don't own any North
Dakota soil now is TIE time to
get some. 1t will never be any
cheaper.
The Buford Tribune believes
the fair management at Willis
ton overlooked bet in not
advertising the show more in
the county papers.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

Very Much So.
II hope the man you are engaged ia
Is q man of Deeds"
"He ought to be: he's a real estate
dealer"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

Wonder if Editor Holbein of
Lansford is convinced now that
corn can be grown in this state.
A bunch of Greek laborers
near Warwick were arrested on
charge of beating up man
and his family.
Editor Gross of The State.
Line Herald saw some SQUASH.
es that were so large he wrote
EN- up as pumpkins.
The people of Napoleon re.
Joice over having All excellent
deputy sheriff to assist in
rounding up the wicked.
4ne average editor of the
country weeklies welcomes the
person who brings in occasion.
al news lite ms,
Some tiend loaded shocks of
wheat near Granville with old
horse shoes. The separator
rig was badly damaged.
Gas wells are so numerous in
the northwestern part of the
state they are ceasing to at
tract much attention.
Cultivate better, raise larger
crops per acre. That's some of
the advice given the North
Dakota farmers-and it's good.
Kermit claims the honor of
being the second largest prim-
airy wheat ship ping point on
the 500 road in this state.
Many more farmers are re-
firing this fall-having earned
a competence in few years.
strenuous effort in North Da-
kota.
There is a market in many
parts of the state for flax straw.
There should be in every town
If the linen mill industry
was developed.
Chas. S. Clark succeeds w.
H. Francis as editor and pub
Usher of The Ruso Record. He
was formerly from Minot. Mr..
Francis goes into the job bus.
mess in Fargo.
The North Dakota members
of the equity society appear
quite we'll satisfied with their
preliminary efforts to pool their
crops. With proper organiza-
ton the plan should be still
greater success.
assuming the Responsibility.
Mrs. Malone's patience was much
tried by servant who had q habit
Of standing around with her mouth
open. One day. a. tho maid waited
upon the table. her mouth was open
% usual. and her mistress. giving her
Q severe look. said:
"Mary, your mouth 10 open,"
"Yessum." replied Mary. Il opsnea
r."
OF ereathiess Interest.
He-Have you heard the story
about the onion7
She-No.
He-well, don't breathe It 70 q
soul.
Suoclno&.
Justice o'Halloran-Havs you any
children, Mrs. Kelly.
Mrs. Kelly-I how two living an va1
married.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

Familiar Taste.
Farmer Ryetop-You seem to enjoy
those fresh vegetables?
Summer Boarder-Yes, It is an ac.
quired taste. You get them from tho
same store up in town that we do.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Expected Back.

Expected Back,
Prisoner-Can speak with the con.
vict Smith for one moment?
Jailer-No, he has just left after
finishing his time. But ask me again
In about q week.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

Dynamite should never 10 thrown
INTO water, as the nitroglycerine
which 1t contains remains undissolved
and capable Of doing mischief. Other
explosives which contain nitroelycer
Inc should be treated in the same wav
as dynamite.
Ammonium nitrate explosives NAV
be thrown in small fragments into an
open fire. or II they do not contain
nitroElycerine roay be destroyed bv
means Of water. Explosive cans
should DO exploded with pieces of
fuse.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Well placed.

Well Placed.
tBacon-Tbat odt'ee.seeking friend of
yours has landed a job at last.
Egbert-Gopd! What has he land.
edf
"He's keepar at the psst-house."
"Well. he's the right man in the
right place. He's the greatest pest
I ever knew!"-Yopkers Statesman.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
Kitchen Repartee.

whats the matter?" queried the
dish pan. "You look as If you had
that tired feeling"
Eyes. and feel it." replied tho cot.
fee mill. II had another turn this
morning."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

Afraid Of Consequences.
Dog-Hater (tremulously)-See here.
sir, will that dog bite me?
Dog Owner (scornfully)-Do you
suppose he has no instinct of self.
preservation?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
0uocInoe.

Suoclno&.
Justice O'Halloran-Have you any
children, Mrs. Kelly.
Mrs. Kelly-l how two living an vaa
married
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
County News

The shipment of crappies for
Lake Elsie arrived last Friday
morning aud were safely de-
posted il the lake. This
makes the second lot placed in
the lake and in a few years the
disciples of Ike Walton should
be able to secure a good string
OF fish stories without going
out of the state.
The wanton killing of three
head of sheep in r. H. Hankin.
sons pasture by hupters last
week calls forth not only the
wrath of the owner but the
condemnation of all true sports
men in the community. The
killing was not accidental, for
it would be impossible for one
charge of shot to kill three full
grown sheep and if the pusil-
Luminous biped who was guilty
of the dastardly trick COULD be
identified he would doubtless
be given a term in the peniten.
tiary to contemplate his pre-
verified ideas of craftsmanship.
1t is work of this kind that pre-
JUDGES the farmers against all
town hunters, and naturally
enough too, but as matter of
fact the town residents con.
denim such tactics just as
thougt1ly as the farmers.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

The North Dakota members
of the equity society appear
quite we'll satisfied with their
preliminary efforts to pool their
crops. With proper organiza-
ton the plan should be still
greater success.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

OF eroathiess Interest.
He-Have you heard the story
about the onion7
She-No.
He-Well, don't breathe It 20 4
soul.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14
ss.um'ns .h. Responsibility.

HssumIns the Responsibility.
Mrs. Malons'e patience was much
tried by a servant who had q habit
Of standing around with her mouth
open. One day. ~ the maid waited
upon the table. her mouth was open
% usual. and her mistress. giving her
Q severe look, said:
MARY. your mouth 10 open."
"Yessum," replied Mary. Il opsne6
II"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-10-14

Chas. S. Clark succeeds w
H. Francis as editor and pub
Usher of The Ruso Record. HI,
was formerly from Minot. MI
Francis goes into the job bus
mess in Fargo.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-03-25
LOGGER SURVIVES
AWFUL ACCIDENT
MAN WHO HAD PIECE OF WOOD
DRIVEN THROUGH LUNGS HAS
MIRACULOUS RECOVERY
CASE IS WITHOUT A PARALLEL
With Board in His Body Victim Was
Carried Fifty Miles to Hospital
Attending Surgeon Justly
Proud of His Cure

Utica, N. Y.--If you ask George
LAM to-day, How are your" he an
swers cheerily: Never felt better in
Ruddy, muscular and perfectly healthy.
LAM, SO years old, is doing tremen-
dously hard work as a logger in the
Adirondacks. He has survived an
extraordinary accident.
shaft OF wood, % inches long,
transfixed his chest, piercing 1t
through and through.
The stake on which LAM was I'M
paled was the edging from rough
board, one by three-fourths of an inch
at the small end-the end which en-
tered his back-and one by one and
one-fourth inch at the larger end,
which was broken off at the point OF
entrance.
The stake entered LANES back. II
penetrated his left lung. then his right
lung, and broke a rib before coming
out through the chest.
Dr. E. M HyIand, a distinguished
surgeon of this city. reported this ex
traordinary case at the annual meet
ing of the New YORK State Medical SO
ciety held in Albany. In the paper
which DIR. Hyland read, describing the
accident and recovery he said:
II present to you the report OF ;
case of translation, which | believe
has not a parallel-one which, be
lieve, to be unique in surgical rec
ords."
DR. Hyland introduced Lanz to tn
| assembled physicians. LAM, "a stroni
man rejoicing in his strength di'
played the scars on his chest but di
not seem to understand why he wa
the object of such curiosity.
In his paper DR.. Hyland wrote:
THE case is that of George Ian
of Forestport, N. Y On June H. 100
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-03-25

wounded, and Joseph w. Gordon. Cor
don will recover.
John II. Cogan dealt the Indian a
blow over the head with a cane and as
he staggered freight handler felled
him with his fist.
Passenger and station attaches then
hurled themselves upon the Indian.
who struggled to free himself.
The knife was knocked from his
hand and he was dragged whooping
and screaming, to the street, where he
was taken In charge by the police. At
the station house the Indian was sui
len and refused to ,aIk An Indian
named Charlie Burning Hawk, who
was with him, is held at the station to
interpret what the chief may say.
Three Sioux war chiefs from Kansas
say that the man was not of their
party and that they do not know him
or what made him run amuck. On the
train the Indian, who had seen the
secretary of the interior at Washing
ton, was noticed by passengers to be
brooding and sullen, but he evinced no
signs of insanity until the passengers
were leaving the train.
After attacking Mrs. Devord the In.
dian paused moment to let out a
warwhoop and then uprang at Meyers
who seemed powerless after the In
dian let out his blood-curdling yell
AS he reached him the Indian
paused a moment. then plunged his
dagger into his victim with a twisting
action. The sight OF the unconscious
forms of the man and woman, the
blood on the platform and the
mad Indian threw the crowd into Q
panic and many rushed across the
tracks over which trains were backing
narrowly escaping death under the
wheels. Several women tainted
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-03-25

Linton, Ind-The most miraculous
escape from death in local mining his
tory occurred the other day when Cal
Miller, foreman of the White Rabbit
mine, fell head foremost down the
main shaft. The shaft is 500 feet
deep, and friends who saw Miller slip
from the tipple had no hope of finding
anything more than his mangled re-
mains. However, it happened that the
cage was starting upward as he fell,
catching him about 60 feet below the
surface He was considerably bruised
but not seriously injured.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-03-25
DOG SAVES MASTER FROM suLC.
Faithful Animal, Rushing to the Res
cue, Lets the Man Escape.

Escondido, Cal. - Tossed high in
the air by a maddened bull, but
ted with the beasts head, tram
pied by its hoofs. r. b. Bor-
den, a rancher. would have been
crushed to death but for the bravery
and devotion of his dog. The attack
was so sudden and vicious that Bor-
den had no chance to save himself and
almost before he knew it was
caught on the bulls horns and flung
high in the air Borden struck the
ground with a thud and was partly
stunned. Instantly the bull was on
him again, stamping him with it's
hoofs and butting the man with it's
head.
Wholly at the mercy of the beast,
Borden yelled for help. The dog heard
its master and came running to his as
sistance There was a moment of
struggle, in which the bull tried in
vain to reach his new enemy, who
snapped and tore madly. Then the bull
gave up and retired, leaving Borden
hardly able to crawl to his house
| The bull was later shot as being toe
! dangerous to live. but the dog will
get the best of everything from now
on, says Borden.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-03-25
INDIAN CHIEF TRIES
TO SCALP A WOMAN
RUNS AMUcK IN CINCINNATI RE-
TURNING FROM WASHINGTON
AND sTABS THREE.

Cincinnati. Outbound passengers
on a c. & o. train were attacked by
an Indian chief, who stabbed and at
tempted to scalp a woman and two
men. A Wyoming chief, who, with
three Sioux chiefs, had been to Wash
ington to see the Great Father"
jumped from the train, grabbed Mrs.
Anna Devord and stabbed her in the
back with a hunting knife. Then he
attempted to scalp the woman. In the
fight for her life Mrs. Devord was cut
about the head, arms and body. She
dropped to the platform. Her little
baby rolled to the tracks, where 1t was
rescued by young woman.
The Indian then turned his atten
ton to Max Meyers. who is fatally
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-03-25

mile radius ought to be able to select safe ground Perhaps
greatest danger the that recently changed
the machines cradle deck,
moving regulated the roll That
be the
comfort This necessaed levers for manipulate
My hands have been trained the old manipulating
without thought, l have to learn the way.
many that doesn't worry much and
although take chances they're hardly greater than in auto
perments