Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-07-28

FThat fellow seems to be extrava-
mt. Hopelessly. Spends his own
bney just as if it were theI governor s.
Many a man who works half Of his
Ne to break into newspaper notoriety
ponds the other half trying to con-
tnce people that he never sought it.
Everybody's friend-Dr. Thomas
ectric Oil. Cures foothache. ear
he. sore ibro1t. Heals cuts, bruis-
scalds. Stops any pain.
And that young man kissed you on
We lips? Why didn't you offer him
hour hand ? said the father. On. /
tdn't have to, papa. said the girl; He's
oing to ask you ior that
A German writer declares that slut
tering can be cured b. simply entorc-
ing the rule: DO not open your
mouth till you are quite clear in your
head exactly what you want 10 say.
i The best pills made are Dewitt S
Little Early Risers, the famous little
liver pills. They are small, gentle,
pleasant, easy to take and act prompt
y. They are sod BY all druggists.
\ The Boss-Pd like to give you en-
bloyment, young man, but there is no
work to do. The Applicant-That's
bust the sort of job I'd like, sir. if the
5alary we're satisfactory.
y When you first saw Niagra Falls
Mid you feel that almost irresistible i'm
kuse to throw yourself over the pre-
irice. that so. many experience? No.
had not seen my hotel bill yet.
Get DeWiu's Carbolized Witch
Hazel Salve when you ask for it.
There are a great many limitations, but
\ here is just one original. This salve
Is good for anything where a salve is
needed to be used. but it is especially
good for Piles. Sold by all druggists.
How can you reconcile your pre-
Bsious statements with your present
Sopinions. | don't want to reconcile
EN-, answered Senator Sorghum. My
tdesire is to keep them so far apart
)that they can be considered as stran-
gers.
: According to press reports seventy
lbsbies died from the excessive heat in
Washington. D. c.. during a recent
week. The coroner says of the cases:
THE majority OF the babies were the
children of the poor who are crowded
together in Railways and narrow streets
| cut off from the sunshine and pure
air." In other words, these babies
were murdered by the capitalist sys-
tenn, with its poverty and tenement
houses. Have you any other word
tor it?
Many ills come from impure blood.
Can't have pure blood with faulty d.
gestion, lazy liver and sluggish bowels.
Burdock Blood Bitters strengthens the
stomach, bowels and liver, and puri6es
the blood.
While Philadelphia salesman was
lin Pittsburg on business he received
the following telegram from his wife:
I"Come home as soon as you can. !
am dying" OF course the salesman
rushed home, but to be greeted at the
front door by his wife with face ra-
diant with JOY. why, | thought you
were dying?" he said. She shook
her head in reply. We'll, why did
you send me such telegram, then?"
1T was that crazy old operator she
said. Il wanted to say: Come home
as soon as you can. | am dying to
see you,' but he would only let me
send ten words for quarter. says
the Norfork Landmark.
Il you have pains in the back. weak
back, or any other indication OF a
weakened or disordered condition Of
the kidneys or bladder, you should get
DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills.
We know what they will do for you,
and il you will send your name to E.
c. Dewitt & Co., Chicago. you will
receive free trial box Of these kid
ney and bladder pills. They are sold
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