The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-01-15
WHEW! BIG TINS
NEW LAW WOULD
D|SARM POLICE:
"Fine,' Say Gang Leaders,
Who Would No Longer
Fear Club or Gun.
PRAISE HIS BIG HEART.
Good Times When Bingham
Is Forced to Use Ticklers
and Putty Blowers.
PRAISE HIS BIG HEART.

Senator T. u. Sullivan 20 day moved &
amend the Law forbliding the carrying o
concealed Weapons so that 1, would ,orbli
even uniformed members Of the police force
ito carry evovers, blies or sunsshots.
I'm after those police fellows" said Mr.
'Huiiivan. This bill will take away fror,
than the right to establish a rule OF terror
ism in the peaceful district in which I live
N Is supported by public sentiment amons
my constituents. Albany News Item.
Voluntary proposals were In prepare
ton In wholesale notion establishment
up and down Broadway yesterday for
submission to the Police Department
The jobbers anticipate that the Police
Commissioner will advertise for bids as
soon as the amendment 20 the concealed
weapons law. proposed By big Tim, :"
becomes law. Some Of the items on
which they are figuring are
Ten thousand feather tickers, sticks
mot TO be more than three feet In length
and the tuft OF feathers on the end
guaranteed free from stiff straws. wires
W VNi0I Vitlkl llldNtiIdlS NIldl llllSls
be Irritating to the human countenance.
Ten thousand slap sticks not more
than three inches in width or more thar
an eighth OF an inch in thickness with
bevelled edges.
Ten thousand putty blowers OF a cali.
bre not exceeding an eighth OF an inch.
Ten thousand cologne atomi2ers for
standing Off crowds.
Five thousand barrels OF lavender
water FOR charging same.
Two thousand powder puffs for the use
OF officers of higher rank, and 200
pounds of violet-orris powder to charge
the same
Ten thousand silk elastic leading
str!.ys with knetted wristlets for lead.
Ing refractory prisoners.
Protect Their Rights"
Up in the publishers district type
writer's are clicking as feverish maya
zine writer's compete with each other to
be the first to finish manual on
Sweetness and Light as Best Applied .
TO tho Handling Of the Crimna
Glasses New editions OF DR.. Watts
hymns are being rushed to the presses.
For big Tim" the Little Father" OF
the east side. has risen in righteous re.
belion against the terrorism in which |
the armed minions OF the law hold the .
peaceful community which he has the
great honor to represent He agrees
with Police Commissioner Bingham for
Just once In the opinion that the Law
against concealed weapons does not 70
far enough. big Tim wants It to ap-
ply to members OF the police force a.
well.
The persons heretofore somewhat EN-
barrassed by the operation OF the OLD
law agree with him enthusiastically.
Under the law as it has been. they
carried weapons just the same, but Il |
was dsagreeable and irritating to have
legally armed policeman overpower
them, and by the discovery OF the |
weapons Increase the consequent punish
ment OF the gun-toter or the slung-shot
artist.
Means Real Prosperity.
When the Sullivan law takes effect, It
was the concensus Of opinion in the
headquarters Of the Humpty jackson
Federation, the Monk Eastman Associa.
lion for the Accumulation OF the Savings
Of Others and the Paul Kelly Self-Bet-
torment Alliance last night, Senator
sullivan VIII have reached the summit
Of his achievements rs a statesman and
philanthropist Hereafter no cowardly
policeman will push poor, aggressive
and needy citizen into corner and dis
arm him and then rub II In and prose-
cute him for the possession OF weapons.
The Hon. Humpty Jackson, one Of the
most eminent OF the residents Of the
peaceful district which the learned Big
Tim" represents, is temporarily in Sc
clusion more or less distasteful to him.
But he was greatly cheered when the
news was taken TO his cell yesterday.
That's great" said he the Senator
has got heart as big as a house What
sho" has guy got to use gun wh.r
copper can come AT him with another
gun and slung-shot and a night
stick and the nppers? There is going "a
be revival OF good times and prOsperity
all over this toWn-now mark me wOids"
Many policemen were inclined to thint
that Senator Sullivan was trying to stea
some Of the popularity which Commits.
sioner Bingham acquired by his sug
sest ion for Police CLUB which Shout.
tend TO keep police of the streets auc
train them In the social amenities
There was a rumcr az HeadqIarte-r
that a new set Of regulations was being
drawn up which should provide tina. II
case a burglar Is detected red-handef
and refuses TO surrender he il tu he as.
sailed with putty balls until he 6egs 10,
mercy In case a policeman finds Z
peaceful citizen committing a muir.
derouS assault upon one suspected u.
having D.
- ..J'!c"maD Is o. address rfs ,..LIr-
"thuut unnecessary violence. 90 tic ac
f'"F'Or's ear and -lv "NftrN.g
hrJchty, Tu;' Tut" untl tho aba.r..
t'lE dpSistg. I'm cas-" ~ p mob assam.
pf,icomer are 90 be forbidden - u,
psl- cologne sprays until the r.h be-,
ie:used to stop at the waving of a hand
kerchief-Wh'rh mus ..Hr. rr v,-r
nfS"n from it, proper place In the ~.
iiccnan's ,ef, sleeve