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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16
The Funny Side.

Fruitful
"The st0rk has brought a little
peach"
The nurse said with an AIR.
I'm mighty glad" the father said,
HE didn't bring pairp
-Yonkers Statesman.
y y =
Autopsy Wanted.
Little Johnny, for a frolic,
Ate melon parabOlic;
When the fruit arrived inside.
Little Johnny up ana died.
Was the trouble melon-colic?
Columbia Jester.
4 4
NOTHING To u.
Abner HaysOu-HOw much fer a
sleepin'-car berth TO Moo York?
Ticket Agent Two dollars.
Abner Hayson digging DOWN.
Hump! i knowed that there talk
about the decreasin' berth rate wuz
all boshl
y
No sprinkling For Him.
The bell-boy had shown the farmer
~ his room and was now calling his
attention To the comforts OF a modern
tavern. Turning on the shower bath.
the boy exclaimed; SeeY That's how
that works, mister. Just the thing
for you.to take every morning, believe
me-"
"Don'tgit too fresh, sonny" snapp
ID the man from wayback, IL ain't 80
tnrn green that l have 10 be watered
avery DAP"
Why 10 q book unlike a womanY-
You can make the hook shut up,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16
Keeping New York American.

Keeping New York American.
II II were not for the inflow OF per-
sons from the New England states
and the west New York would soon be
city OF people OF foreign birth in
overwhelming proportions, for there is
small number Of inhabitants OF ma.
tive stock IN the metropolis.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

To the Democratic party Of tie 18th
Judicial District: l am a candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Circuit Judge OF this district. 1 pre-
fer a primary election
M G. SAUFLEY.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16
Fiscal court.

The fiscal court has not finally adj.
journed nor fixed the levy, which will
he done this month. The following
contracts have been awarded. TO place
rock on the pixies the price per rod
following name OF contractor;
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16

The Southern Electrical aud Indus
trial Exposition is attracting large
crowds to Louisville and is proof Of
the enterprise and push OF that grow
ing city.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16

This court Is always watchfulof the
peoples interests, and the splendid con.
dillon Of the county's finance will be
shown by a report TO be published soon.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16

Money In Growing Bananas.
First-class bananas bring the grow.
ers in Costa Rica 81 cents a bunch.
The inferior qualities sell at half that
price.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16

We are authorized TO announce Hon.
Chas A Hardin, Of Harrodsburg, as a
candidate for nomination for the
Office ~ Commonwealth ATTORNEY for
the l3 h Judicial District, subject to
the action Of the Democratic party.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16

We are authorized TO announce Hon.
John Sam Owsly Jr AS a candidate
for the nomination for circuit Judge
Of this the 18Th district, subject to
the action OF the Democratic Party.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16
The One Thino Of Consequence.

What we think, what We know, or
what we believe. is In the end OF lit
tie consequence. The only thing of
consequence Is what we do.-Ruskin.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1909-04-16

NO prejudice to satisfy, and expenses
would he curtalled.
Gunnison news-champion., 1909-03-26
- ~ ~ - - uesuk -

The ne~ flnk ssssstter - cess-
iae mach d.scsss,oa IN tAe u.saiAs
world aud is lopked ~ ~ . selsei
from the extortioas Of the trwsss
Edward flDk. the investor 10 out
with = statement. very lengthy asd
very definite and IN which he ssasss
that the Pink furnace. whiIe pas
seseia9 great me.st, u, not c.se eli
tor every Deiallsfa.csl dlfhcxIty:
ns can u sWelt every ore knoSa ~
scientists A. hs. bsea reported
The initial plant, whale Of Grade
design and constructed uSder
trying conditions, has pertorn.ed
some wonderful fests. Its chief
merit lies in its simpl,city. aud th,.
necessarily means ECONOMY
Then, after describing IT briefly.
bs, clearly. he goes ia,o com paris soss
~ follows: Over f5,uU.UO, SAYS
Ar Flnk. has been expended by
ths American SWeltinS and Refining
compsay in the eviction of its plsn,s
Ut Garfield, Utah. The small F,.k
plant with capacity II lO tons
daily cost about 4l0.UO II is
estisassed that flsk plant with
capacity eqSsl 10 the American
plsst ~oAld cost in the neighbos-
hood Of e2jO,O0. Even do~bls o.
treble this estimate aud the co@-
parison is y revelation. Expert
smelier men ~sy that it cos,s about
2 20 10 sinter q ton of ore ready
tor coDv, rsiou into matte, and 81 a
ton more to reduce the matte INTO
blister copper just what the cost
per ton " II be IN the Fink process
hss not yet been determined, but 1t
w'll surel y cut under these figures
First, because all oi the operations
from ore 20 blister copper have been
combined into one, and secondly
because of the cheap construction
Gunnison news-champion., 1909-03-26
Wsa = ~ Q -

BY far TO many instances arc ~
record where . mill 10 the first con-
siderstion in the starting of q De~
undertaking, and in many cases
epoA properties have been abandon
u bsCs0ss of the heavy ostIsy for q
laeW mill before . sufficient amount
of oss 10 found, deplsting the tress-
sry 70 ssch al extent that further
development cannot be done. The
Psei6c Miner on this subject, says:
1t is a good idea to build . mill
on = mine; on = prospect. never,
Idle, deserted mills are a striking
feature of the landscape all over the
country-mills, many Of them, that
should never have been built.
Other mill builders carefully de-
termine the availability Of raw
product before building. but many
mine owners build mills and then
look for the ore 70 crush.
This has been one of the gravest
mistakes where properties are de-
volped through the sale of stock
The promot r let him be ever so
honest, is anxious TO get dividends
for his ockholders. He is urged
on by them to the same end. Fl
nally, unable to resist the pressure
he takes the fatal step. A mill is
ordered and set up One Of two
things happens: Either he gets
good results, which he must keep
up at the expense of further de-
velopment or the fine promises of
the assays and mortar tests are not
realized. la either case the result
is fatal to the development of real
mine
Gunnison news-champion., 1909-03-26
STOMACH oesrRESS
~ ~ 0isssy essa I.lisesai, /.
vaaiaAss Five nonu1ss Later

Every family here ought TO keel
some Diapepsin in the house. ae any
one Of you may have an attack of In,
digestion or stomach trouble al any
time, day or night
This harmless preparation will
digest anything you eat and over
come sour stomach five minutes
afterwards.
Ii your meals don't tempt you, or
what little You do eat seems TO ill
you, or lay like a lump of lead in
your stomach, or if you have heart
burn, that is a sign of indigestion,
Ask your Pharmacist for 30 cent
case Of Pape's Diapepsin and take
one trianeule after supper tonight.
There will he no sour risings, no
belching of undigested food mixed
with acid, no stomach gas or heart
burn, fullness or heavy feeling in
the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating
Headaches. Dizziness or Intestinal
gripping This will all 60, and, be
sides there will be no sour food left
over the stomach to poison your
breath with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure
for all stomach trouble, because 1t
will take hold of your food just the
same as if your stomach WASH ! there
Actual, prompt reliel for all
your stomach misery is at your Phar
macist, waiting for you.
These large 5O-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to cure case
Of Dyspepsia or Indigestion.
Gunnison news-champion., 1909-03-26
EsGslAlsAed lHM,
u ca oniD
EIk Mountain Pilot.

G. G. bTuner hSs i,ees ing a
colLsct.oa Of lsIe csssk marbles ix
tk~ parpo~e Of .cadins samplss d
them 90 p Austin Wilson OF Boston.
and who ,s Interested IN jspo~it Of
the same psar The marble gaarrses
moo oFssstsnS shove the town Of
Nsrtle fIe waited the asarr,es
last wsek sad states thst the CON
pany 10 ~orksaR forty men ., the
qaarrse~ thesHselvss, and that en-
ploymeUt 10 gwen 20 oil ~ho wsnt IT
ia shoveliaG ost the railroad which
is nos bl~ked aad the trains have
bsea suable TO reach Marble for sew
eral dsys
The Marble eosapsRy 10 making
preparations for . large production
Il the anished prodScs th.. sesson
whereby they will he in = position
TO I'LL The many lsrGs orders await
ing delivery. Ii 10 expected that sew
eral new sssrble enterprises ~ill I've
started the seasoa, which may mean
sossetI ing doing at the Cr-ssed
Batsc end Of the MsrbIe deissits
So@s yesss go TIE cosssy spest
several tbo~ssnd dollass in sssissiaa
to bssla = waooa rosd sp Slsss river
and over The divide " the Kssss
marble qsarries, which were orisia-
ally owned by knight snd Justice
but who transferred their interest
to s W. kesSe Of Aspen and who
organized the company aud spent
considerable mosey in developing
and eqaippinG the quarriss.
Gunnison news-champion., 1909-03-26

We have opened the New York
Cafe and invite the patronage OF the
public. Tastily cooked meals,
attractively served. Regular prices.
Mrs. Alice Mayo and Mrs. Mary
Whipp, Proprietors
Gunnison news-champion., 1909-03-26
IL Cents q Day
Buys an oliver

u.- amazing oti.r-the New Ntsh.I DIsrr
0Dy I- ai-sn 10 every t,,-,is. every here
uar se~ aud immensely ,#,Iaar plan uf
- d Ua-S payments. IbE abandonment 1T l,,
kE'tr isagtui t,ys~ rItIag Is the neNl gr.ai -ttJ
A.naiiS-in all lines ct business aud W al !,
asst arRels restricted b. the writing eft -g "a
iH-Ile-, Colleges aud High >ch"ais. waichi
ttssss arr training q Na-i srn5y at Vrguts t.4.t,,.
writ
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29

We suggest that customers leave extra wraps and heavy outer garments with the attendant in the Read ing Room where everything be checked safely, Closed Armore for outoomlibe coats and furs In this way may go about the store comfortably. The Reading Room is pleasant quiet place to rest, to write notes, or make and check lists.
 The Tea Room conects with the Reading Room and luncheons may be had at any hour. Tea Coffee Chocolate hot Bouillon, salad and cake Everything homemade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
NEW STATE ROAD
 IS CHAINED OFF
But Highway Commissioner Macdonald Comes Along aEd RemOyss Barriers of Contractors.

| State Highway Commissioner James
 IT. Macdonald of New Haven and A.
 Brazos, contractor of Middletown. who
 has the contract for that part of the
 new state road between Berlin and
 Hartford which is nearest the Capital city. have come sQuarely at issue with
 each other over the right of the pub | lie to use the road before the state
 has accepted 1t. Parts of the road
 have been in use, some of them for
 several months, and the contractor de-
 cided that the road should not be us-
 ed by the public until it had been finally accepted by the state To en-
 force his decision he chained offS the
 road. placing wagons across each end
 of 1t with chains extending between
 them to render thesroad impossible | Saturday the wagons and the chains
 were removed They were not re- moved by the contractor and most people thought they had been remov- ed either by automobilists who came along and wanted to use the road or by citizens in the neighborhood who
 are very anxious for the use of the
 road Neither were responsible.
 Commissioner Macdonald when seen at hls home last evening stated that he was the man who had removed the chains from the road He stated that he knew nothing about the chaining of the road until about II o'clock last
 Saturday morning. He then happen
  i he came upon the contractors bar
 riers. He promptly removed them. turning the wagons around and setting them to the side of the road and re-
 moving the chains from blockading
 the street. He opened the road and in speaking of the contention of the con- tractor the commissioner said as soon
 as section of a road was completed the section Is opened and becomes a public highway without being accepted by the state He said that. whether the state accepts it or not. it Is not to be closed up. but can be used as a highway. When the road Is finish ed 1t will be accepted by the state. he said. if it is satisfactory. The commissioner also added that, in his opinion the road was not in such bad condition as it was reported to be. Upon his arrival in New Haven Commissioner Macdonald at once wrote to the contractor asking an ex- planation of his action in closing the road
 The trouble arose, it seems, over the
 fact that while the road was officially opened it had not been accepted by for. It had been used, however, quite a little and 1t Is claimed that 1t show
 ed signs of disintegration and ruts in places which travel over it did not of course shelp any. The contractors
 took the position that until the road
 was officially accepted the state could
 not have 1t for a highway but the commissioner Is prepared to back up the other side of the case. The out come of the contest bids fair to be
 very interesting.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
DEATH OF TOMMY
 D0WNEY'S FATHER
famans Ball Player Had Returned From Trip Win Parent to Scenes of
 Boyhocd Days.

Thomas F. Downey, whose son, Tommy Downey. is known to admirers Of the national sport throughout the country. died Saturday at his home. 225 Orchard street. of pneumonia The death is a great grief to the famous ball player During the periods when the young champion of the diamond was at home he and his father were almost inseparable companions. Tommy and his father had only recently re- turned from a visit to Maine. where they went together to enjoy a vacation amid scenes familiar to the elder man in his boyhood days. The deceased Is survived by his widow. and two other sons. Charles and John. the latter a clerk at the Main street plant of the Crane Valve Co. and also a well known amateur baseball player. He was a member of Court Park City. F. of A.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
IN THE THEATRES
POLI's

All last night and unth an early hour this morning the mechanics and stage hands were busy setting into place the mammoth tank in which Odiva per- forms her marvellous feats. Most of this morning was occupied in filling the big tank for this afternoons per formance. task requiring many hours owing 10 the immense quantity of wa ter contained in it. All last week a force of carpenters were busy snoring up the stage from beneath in antici- patton of the extraordinary weight of the Odiva outfit The tank alone when nlied totals about 44.0oo pounds and ment in addition The managers of the act have spared no pains nor ex- pense to make the representation as complete as possible of Odiva's native Samoa, where she mastered the art of living in the water as well as on land.
 
 Everyone remembers the hit made by George Spink in his appearance at PoIfs in At the Waldof." The clev- CT song writer. who composed the mu- sic for that tuneful sketch, is appear ing this week with Agnes Lynn as partner in a bright duo of pianologue and songs
 The Frey Twins. young men who have mastered both the ancient and modern styles of wrestling, have the prettiest and most interesting athletic act in vaudeville. and a decided now city.
 Mckay and Cantwell. in their sa- tire. "A Night on the Great White Way" are hit The side of New York life represented by a pickpocket, a policeman. nursernaid, and sever al other characters are so cleverly burlesqued and with so much fun that no one can help joining in the hearty laughter that always greets this act. One of the brighest sketches yet produced in vaudeville is the verdict in favor of Howard Truesdan & Co.'S latest skit- "A Corner in Hair.'' The sketch and the company are a com bination that makes for the most de- cided success.
 Dancing on skates is one of the nov cities presented by Lee Brothers & AL len. two young men and a charming young woman. The Three Bannons expert club -Jugglers- open the bill and the Electrograph with new and inter esting pictures. closes 1t. Always the, best entertainment in town matinee and evening and prices popular.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
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Rusy Circus Workers
 Defer Eagle Flight

Barnum & Bailey show could not leave their work at winter quarters yester- day the presentation of the life mem bership card. won at the Eagles car- nival by Arthur Jubert. employed by the show. was referred until Friday evening. when a number of the show men will be initiated into the aerie-
 These are busy days at winter quar- ters. The men are storing away para phernaiia and getting the barns in shape for winter renewals of stock and paint The horses will be kept at the quarters instead of being sent to farm. This means work for a big gang of men. and will be a source of profit to the grain dealers Yesterday Vincent Brothers men were busily engaged in transferring hay from their store house in Admiral street to the lofts of the quarters
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
Many GObbIers Eat
 First at Irwin's

The Social Order of Gobblers. a new organization. held their first annual banquet last evening at Irwin's Arcade restaurant, putting away delightful repast. Frederick Dobbs filled the chair as toastmaster. Those who re- sponded to toasts included Charles Garfield. Miss May Bouton Miss Edith Poles. John Clark R. P. Alexander. and Clarence F. Winton- Those pres ent were Miss May Bouton, Mamie KIeley. Mabel Kenney. Mary O'Brien. Madaline Hellman. Veronica HeIlman. Grace McGurn. Edith Poles. Emma Kfsf. Helen Jack. Frederick Dobbs. Charles Garfield. John Clark. R. F. Alexander, Clarence E. Winton, Albert Tudor and Arthur Carpenter.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
THE STOCK MARKET
Cwatson. Aipers 6 co.)

CWatson. Alpers & Co.)
 It is not improbable that a degree of uncertainty may attend the mar kets for a while longer but there Is no reason gratuiously to assume that the National Administration will aban- don the sane methods that so far have characterized it. Conservatism Is a safe protective policy to pursue until sentiment shows a return to a normal state but in view of the real values developed with the progress of market quotations this season. we are hope full of an early recovery of the op- tiusistic spirit
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
Boys of Regiment
 Adopt Resolution

Go. I, Second Regiment, U. B. B. A. of the German Reformed church, has adopted resolutions, regretting the death of Carl Henry Boettger. a mem Der of the regiment A copy of the resolution Is to be sent to the parents.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
The Demonstration of the Daven-o O

The Demonstration of the Daven-o. The window display shows anyone how easily and practically the Daven-o can be changed fram davenport to com fortable full sized bed. All bedding to pillows can be kept inside the davenport during the day Go to the Furniture Store the fourth floor see the different specimens and finishes in wood and 1phol- stery.
 There is demonstration of the Daven-o in Main Street window and also in the Furniture Store.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
A CARD

This is to certify that all druggists arc authorized to refund your money if Foley's Honey and Tar falls to cure your cough or cold. It stops the cough. heals the lungs and prevents serious results from a cold. prevents pneu- opiates. The genuine Is in a yellow package. Refuse substitutes. F. B Brill and Curtis Pharmacy. local agents. s1s5
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
New Bishop Awaited
 In Church Dispute

At a meeting of the men of the congregation of St. Georges Lithua- nian Roman Catholic church, Park avenue and Johnson street, held in Red Mems hall. 176 Fairfield avenue last evening. it was voted to take no steps toward seeking the removal of the pastor. Rev. Louis Weltzs. until the new bishop of the diocese of Connec- ticut is named
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
The D. M. Read Go.
 Established I8s7

The Christmas Buying begins in earnest this week. The whole establishment has taken general att mosphere of Holiday time, and the House Furnish ings and Apparel Departments well Special Holiday goods in complete readiness Fine Furniture, Sterling Silver and Sheffield Plate, Oriental and Domestic Rugs Frencn and English China, Antique Jewelry, Fine Stationery
 Art Wares, Calendars and Leather
 Goods
 The Holiday Handkerchiefs ready for selection, singly or by the dozens. immense assortment of Initial, Embroidered and Plain. Special values in Ardennes Armenian, Madeira, and French Embroid- cred Novelties.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-11-29
The Dennison Department is O

The Uenmson DepaTtment IS open on the lower floor. Here is most fascinating stock of Christmas Novelties such Seals and Tags, punches of Holly and Mistletoe Red and White Christmas Boxes all decorated with holly Paper Flowers Paper Garands, and many articles for gifts.
 Dinner Cards, Favors, and Gases for ices and bon bons.
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