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t d. aWere YOU ever held up in a stage
, Ian raeh?" mo. Do they have porters
cuk h those things too?"-Chicago Rec
ujury. |odHerald. ......
stem Does a poet read much poetry"
tout INo; he's kept too busy looking over
posi- IAe business chances. louisville
ID h ICourier.Journal.
unde DO you believe that man can
WI inherit qualities from his forefath-
woul yw most assuredly. All of my fam
M Nv for generations back was excep-
fr0 tionally talented. "-Cleveland Plain
ddn Dealer.
!. q understand that theatrical COM
mny you sent out has been side
'RY racked?" said the comedian. Not at
ILL., replied the manager; they are
r III Walking home on the main line!"-
Wis Yonkers Statesman.
ol'oE Reginald you love me just
use the same if / were poor?" Alice
usAd What's the use of imagining such
over distressing things? l love you too
ceu. much even to be willing to imagine
tint you in oyerty."-Somerville Jour
to \ al
, N Il wonder what his taxicab mys-
hNh mSsrv 20 hot Il, trl IL;
hat about" Il suppose it's the same old
ad mystery. They are still figuring on
d b Why two trips over the same route
I ID never call for the same fare."-Wash-
IN hron Star.
When 4Ah," said the fortune teller, in
les Mysterious tones, beware Of a dark
pro nan in the house." Gracious" ex-
ddmed the young lady in the next
OF chair. Il bet that will be pa after he
ID hu cleaned the furnace. Chicago
hH Daily News.
on. I am always frightened when I see
to u automobile" Yes; but think how
lind Md feel II the auto should start,
e b doge. run back, 60 ahead full speed.
5 4 md then swerve, all of which the pc
, = dsstrian usually does."-Louisville
inh Ccurier-Journal.
TIM Do you think you will be missed
0a nom the halls of legislative debate?"
lal don't know" answered the retir.
ns statesman. "A man has to be ire
btu hendously famous to attract any at
lnuon because he is among those
: '1sent. Washington Star.
'cT De Of man met de devil in de
- aadle er de road" AN what did de
rig sevn say ter him?" We'll, you see,
u es . little hard er hearin', and he
) 0at want ter make de devil boiler
ioud. Anyway, he did't stay dar
% hear!"-Atlanta Constitution.
~ What's the purpose of that freak
~ w you've introduced" Nothing
anpler." replied the western legisla-
- -. You read about the bill in the
rpers, didn't you a" "Yes." and
= ARC many people discussing it," Il
Well, that's the answer
= talladelphia Public Ledger.
IN South Africa" read Sandy
- .aes. rom the scrap of newspaper.
= - Is plant dat arrests laziness."
pant" yawned Gritty George.
49, tne shade Of the water tank.
uest bulldogs! De hobos down here
=. - lucky. Up here it is big COD
- club dat arrests laziness.
y 0'caso Daily News.
= Hal" said old Chatter. with a
have you killed anybody vet
= - your automobile?" Young Plugg
sted as he was about to make
numiliating confession that he
nut; then a thought struck him.
v frightened. Il have" he an.
: led. automatically, made many
= laerican. S' a''inore
3 q ".tn one wave of my wand" says
1iry' L can make you grow
again" Excuse me-" replies
'oman, If l decline your kind
you can bring youth to me
present age, all right; but l
ley refuse to travel back
~. 49, typography, the first stages
The habit back, the straight
q Osiion sleeves, and all the rest
aaus l can rememhern-Iifo