The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-05-20
OLD SCHOOL DOCTORS
ignorance of Physicians of the
Eighteenth Century.
TORTURE FOR THE PATIENTS.
Every Ailment Beyond Diagnosis Was
Ciassed as a Fever, and Pills, Plas-
ters, Burning and Bleeding Were the
REGULATION Remedies.

ters, Burning and Bleeding Were the
Regulation Remedies.
The proverb 1.-THE remedy is worse
than the disease must have been coin
ed In the eighteenth century, when
physicians treated their patients with
q violence that bordered on assault
and battery. 1t was held that sickness
was some kind of a demon that must
be overcome by pills, plasters, bleeding
and burning, and II he patient Incl
dentally got the full effects Of the tor
sure and died, so much the worse for
him. Air and water were considered
the most dangerous things for a SICK
person to have, and his misguided de-
mand for them was interpreted as a
sign that he should have still less.
The windows were shut and the cur
tains Of the four poster tightly drawn
around the recumbent unfortunate
gasDing for breath. If he burned with
+ fever the blankets were piled on him.
A desire for water meant that he could
have none, while a lack Of appetite
proved that he ought to be stuffed
with food. A bath was positively I'M
thinllable.
The deadly results Of breathing
might air" We're accentuated by med
ical writer's, says S. G.. Tallentyre In
the Cornhill Magazine. All air was
bad, but the night quality often prov
ed fatal to young ladies Of beauty,
fortune and great merit and to young
gentlemen of parts and breeding" One
bold medico recommended that q bed
chamber should be ventilated-in the
daytime. Another dared to suggest
that consumptives might benefit from
sleeping In a pure atmosphere. The
rule for additions was Glands often,
feet seldom, head never but a physi-
clan far in advance Of his age sur
missed that invalids might battle their
feet in warm water once a week and
under extraordinary circumstances.
take a warm bath once a month.
Overeating and drinking caused
many of the diseases of the upper
classes. Montesquieu said that dinner
killed one half of the Parisians and
supper the other half. Everywhere 1t
was the custom to pile the table with
roast beef, mutton, capons, boars'
heads, pasties. creams, stutfings and
mincemeats. A fearful repast of twelve
indigestible courses was brought on all
together, so that the diners knew what
was expected of them. A large break
fast OF small beer and meats preceded
the gigantic midday meal, when people
enjoyed a Gargantuan gorge for three
hours and spent two more in Falstaff-
ian rotations. After this the gentle
men Joined the women for a dish of
tea in the drawing room, and 1t was
not long before the whole party Of hui
man %anacondas returned to the dining
room for a supper OF the cold rem
nants Of the dinner. Amid this orgy
Of gluttony Walpole and Voltaire were
distinguished for ain abstinence that
prolonged their lives.
Heavy drinking was universal and
rarely reprimanded by medical men.
as by DR.. T%ronchin. One DR.. Cheyne
advised women not to take a whole
bottle a day. Another authority wrote
a popular treatise in which the best
means of attaining longevity was
stated to be q bottle Of wine at dinner
1lAh thiSS SidsSSS aIlSA. IOSS WIZ "
lowed such advice were In danger of
being dubbed temperance cranks. A
story is told of the celebrated and con-
vivial DR.. Garth, who was tipping
bumpers ut the Kit-Kat club when re-
minded that his patients needed at
tention. "'Tis no natter said Garth,
already half seas over, 'if I see them
or not. Nine have such bad constitu-
lions that all the doctors In the world
can't save them, and the other six
have such good that all the doctors in
the world can't kill them"
A physician named Brown became
the pet of fashionable women by al
ways prescribing pleasant remedies,
"a glass of wine In the forenoon from
time to time" several glasses of port
or punch after dinner till some enliv-
ening effect Is perceived from them
Together with inordinate quantities of
liquor and food, DR.. Brown recon-
mended to his male patients the com
pany OF delightful young women"
One Of the natural consequences of
such an agreeable regimen was the
govt, for which eighteenth century
high livers took seas OF liquid medi.
cines, mountains Of pills and bins of
powders.
Any disease beyond diagnosis was
put down as "a fever" Whether ty-
plus or typhoid, scarlet or gastric. non
contagious or violently infectious, any,
thing which caused a rise in tempera.
ture was sufficiently described by the
term fever. Smallpox, scurvy. spotted
andsiiatl. fever were maladies distinctive
OF the age. Distinction and first aid
to natures were never dreamed Of
while the patient was dosed with hor
rihlesdrafts and nauseating compounds
and bled on every possible occasion
Louis XIV. was bled nine times for
scarlet fever. Bleeding killed the
Duchess of Tremouille and her hus-
band. When a mob attacked the Duke
of Bedford's house In 1T65 the doctors
reMeGied the outrage hy bleeding the