The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-01
DRIFT WOOD
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 HsArtIees prumn,sr--I wouidn'i roushsst resd was ever uD ssainst.
 Bachefors stay singIs.
 Keep your rocks.
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 TO dsrn socks.
 John Arnastead, Of Adrian. Mich. has ts @ Sody OSs Ssrisss w,shest cst as may hi,s ss all right as curiosity to show to visitors. Out in the cold winter time, John will probably have to wrap 1t up in q blanket or let 1t sleep under the
 fParson snovball says--.I lak toe sse 2 puhson made ob smile an a tear. It takee sunshine and rain bof to make Suddenly stopped rakins hay. For ths rode Judge rode slowly down JH 'Is ssurias R e.r-yos sse the strain n an auto gar was more you know Than poor Msud's nerves could stand----
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 Maud Muller tainted ,sad awayl
 A rabid cat in Omaha attacked e lady who was working In the Kitchen, arms. The rest of tho family who Ssfpg Iosd m the Dses oy9 wsrs un
 A bridegroom who gave the minister fourteen cents for marrying him, next day paid es.ss for his wifess hat Why dil he do 1t, asks a contemporary. prsscience Of what was coming off, or rather on.
 !. T. R. ssems to have killed nothing but gentle beasties so far. He will tigers before breakfast right away some morning or dwindie in the estima- ton Of the public ss mighty hunter. n This Is the time Of a year when ]. ! ! between baseball and fishing.
 After practicing on piano for twenty-seven consecutive hours. a Michigan amateur was removed to a to how many of the nefghbors are in- sane we cannot say as the dispatch falls to state.
 .,ts. How calm and patient 2 nan looks fish to bite. if his wife could sud- denly see him like that, shs would De surprised to know that she had married such patient man.
 wber tba s,,,ta,, \, sr,,rx..., away. official etiquette demands that twenty three guns be fired. We think he Is already aware that he has been handed a lemon and skidee give way his % ssnssy sird bsesnss Ssasss IS s hasn't money enough to keep it Tn geea. still college sedueatien Is great
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 May Time. The smile of May Is blessing all the The robins note sounds from the wood Come is is. U. waik with Ns.ur. hand in The cali Of springtime all can under
 stand.
 The blue. blue sky the swiftly purlins The whole world fall Of poseslsna, of This F the time for sweetheart eyes
 to beam,
 This, Is the time for nothing but to
 ofeam'
 The trout are ieaping from the mir
 rored lake,
 Their silver sides are flashing in the Come let us Journey over mead and And ali dull care for one day let's for-
 sake.
 [ see the Jersies wonder as they feed Knee deep in clover blossoms back at Oh take me. Mother Nature. would Thy sweet and simple story is my heag the bees dull buzzins round the I see the dear oii house down on the Oh what. VI tt., tn the user And tell me why A span of years in town to keep aliye2
 The poet-editor of the "Driftwood" column of The Montgomery Advertiser says a buzzard with bell on his neck is flying over Georgia and that it Is said the changing of the ben makes so much noise that whenever the negroes hear it they quit work. That's not especially alarming when the court house clock bell here begins to strike eftener than every fifteen minutes, the fire company turns out, three horses fly about town abreast, the dog barks, the chauffeur stops his auto and people of all sizes and colors cease work and are at. loss to know what the town Is driving at. any way. finally to learn that either the fire alarm system Is being tested or some bngybody has turned in the alarm just for the fun of the thing, despite both expense and .. fHor,,1,hto (TannN napan