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WouIdn { Be Fooled Aeain.

A shepherd ohee. to prove the quick aess of his do@c which was lying be fore he fir" in the ho'lse where we we're ,aIkinS SHij to me in the miG{iie nH ;zsJtetfs.e rt.llct,I.in@ so.nc hing tlse i'm tltinkin;- sir. the COW is in thr ret:ttoe>.
 Thoash he purrostir laid IL, stress ";l these words an,i said tltclt in H dog. which :tii,taled lo l,e asleep, iintIie j ,,e}t .i!.a Ited up and ii-al il,-s [ hreu -ts t3ia open window. r{Hli led Up tn li!t tu,s rs.af of the huHss,. from which he touI. snt. the potato fled. He taen. Hot seeing the COW there. ran and book ttl into the barn Wi4crr she NaS and, to the house.
 After q short time the shepherd said the s;3i,4s. words gain. and the t.og re. rcatcd his luok"ui hut on the false alarm being the third time given the do. got ui, and. wa"@in@ his tail. look ed his master in the face with so canl he could tet help la1fss.sii!@ aloud at him. Oh which. With Il -ilt SroWl. he hid himself down in his warm corner .,'ith an offended air as if determined i;ot to he made a faGl of a-ain.--I.o on don Standard.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
Scotland and Horse Racine,

Scotland has been famous for its horses from tue most ancient days. When Aerieola defeated the Caledo- nians at the battle of the Grampi:ns, A. D. S4, the Celtic enemy, as Tacitns relates, were exceptionally strong tn cavalry and eharioteers. Successive kings of Scotland did much to improve It's native breed of horses, and In this connection 1t Is not to be forgotten that the first Scottish king of Eng land, James l., did more to improve the race horses In our island than WAS ever done before him or has ever been done by any individual since. James I. WAS the real author of horse racing as it has since been known Ill En@land. He 1t WAS who first established rrgu- lar courses. and during his reign there zane into being the code of regula- uons that led up to the modern laws of the turf. Nobody denies that horse racing has done much for the breed of British horses. It was a gift from Srotland-I.ondo Answers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
Sizina Un Bernard Shaw.

Bernard Shaw Is thus imlaertalized by Charles Hawtrey. the well known English comedian: "Once on q time I had a mad desire to produce ShaWs play of You Never Can Fell. wrote to Shaw and asked his permission. He answered that he wouid come and read 1t 10 me. He did and began by yay Ing that sometimes he thought II was sne hest play that ever was writ len aud af others he conslti aTed it fhs greatest trash. Anyhow, he was of opinion that 1t was a pretty poor play and that If I produced it-weil, l must take the consequences. Some time afterward l asked Shaw if could compress the last act He declined to allow one line to be altered or cut out. In view of certain contingencies I had at last to teli him that I couldn't pro- luce the play. His answer WAS:
 Thank you so much. Yov have taken a great load of my mind Now, what are you to do with a man like that Yt'- Minneapolis Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
11td t1,, { Tria. S1,ith.

The lale or7' nad''.N was a mos, ..,~~ntmis.!.. .:,.:,, ",::" d." s:s- x, ,,4ev Sfajilt %i!e naai mn in the s.r..et atA invited }s4e to meet myself. Dine with ,it, tot-tr; din" wi;h me, and w.!i gel S..d4ey Smit! to nlee; r"u l admitted the temptation held e,2. to ,4e. hHi sail he was engaged to meet nic elsewhere. Nts.her time in n:ee,in" ,pe nn rut his a"hl ,hr"ngh laire, f.,utteri,aq. I don't mind walkin" with hm Il ,itt.r way: I'll walk With hiul as far as he end of the street, tie very nnariv ONYr>et my ofaStN one" in ;he p,,lpit He was sitting imne- tiatclT under me apparently very af- ,ort:ve whcr suddenly h" took up hi. ttifk as if lae has, l,een in the house of r.,rmons and t:,ssi,ag the eround w!th #. cried on, i, l,,s, bet very aud!bis ~his,er 'Hear. hea..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
A very RestfuI Rest.
off Menzel, the German artist.

AuoiI MeDzcl, me 1erman ArtIn- at one time engaged on mural deco ration. He had rigged up scaffoldins in his studio. on which his model was requested to stand. For two long hours the poor poSeur stood up aloft fn a most tatigung posture. MenZea fn the meantime worked at his sketch. needless of the fact that his model was growing tired
 At length the model found It neces- sary 10 speak. Herr professor" said he, "how about recess?"
 Menzel apotosized profuselv fer his forgetfuness. Certainly. certainly, ny dear sir" said he Come down and rest yourself bit.'
 The model had clamDsrei from the sca1oldlng to the ladder which led Aown from Il 10 the stntlio 1oor
 "Stcp.- cried the artist suddsp'y. ''rhat pose ls fine. Don't move mus cie"
 And once more the model was forced Into strained rigidity, while the enthu- siastic dra f.sman set about sketching aim
 At the end of half an hour Menzel looked up from his work There" said he: that will do nicely. Get back on the scaffold. We have had our rest. Let us get back to work again" :"
 What the model said is left to the readers iina gination.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
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Dex.e Often Uns,na In .he Manner ef
 Their Taxing Cft.


 Of the nleiiafseti> W1n have rti.ien over fn.ia:rt >!i4cr the oiN> 'f the Nt,ri!i;til ,.,.;n; ':->t nearly nin-,luarte: tt i!!e tiilm!wr Ea,e tts Nlaltli iealhs Wil;i,,m 1. M&r Git,'I by T fail from !iiS horse. NiItiit,n II. w:s >.!W while uu,iir-. w.uti.cr i,,. accident or de si.n is Sti,i rt. ut ar ,.i.>,,N,. I,rti, ien,> of history: i:; hard l. Mas killed ,v a si.atl fru,n < ,r,,s>!,r"w Wtlit,' b..sis.. :. he city ni t.ll}!,lZ. in France: Richard II. was n,;;,"red in i'ontefract caS,ie Edward II. Wa> is.ltueIau i'll ;:,.fkeleA ,:t>,le ai.t ,,Naru \. .u t!4, vowrr of I,annt. s!a"l Ill. we~ h;,It, t.n tine b..,1i" i'd of tsosWnrth. ail,i itaries l. .,! lls head cut of i,4 t.Untiu,.
 EIiz..in.ln'S a.as:h Was h:;strned by stL!or>r th.st S.e llati 'rd,.i.ed tue "N F. htinl of i.~>t-N :ilu ..er sister Mary .ickrinr,l at,l uif'd ~f'o,l alter the t".~ .f c:,t4is. .I.t.lasia@ ls;:.l the name ot tA;, cIiy Woti:si ,n. tnunu after ur.,,5s written on her h.A,'. The death "4 .,!walu ili 'x >pn. the Kack Prince .an>e.l tr aged sn,l'arch |" die "t eraf. Sn. :'.trr the Inss of his su,, ,;: lts Niliic S!.i, iirnry 1. wa> nev'a s-vn |" smile again alni lived only s >iurl time. !s,'.:, N. ;lI G.'orge Ill. were itsHf,e i:u:i,,. ils. iai:..r Nrar .y tiniI r"i"ns f.ui finally tii-al from ..4:tl in tHt.. days W,,ll! be called ,.r,-~i.. ,'hartc, Il =. Hear, Will. Ed ward fN. Aul cru"." ". haStruesl thei '!.a,l,> by 'A,' lives tir> lived. Datt t,.5- -te>,,l,:t! lp> 'lit,! . i;}"t .rea, nA t;er:!. x un;@t. t"tts,!1ntiru. lucy M.ee Edward Nj aH.l Hear. VI ,!,i...n Al:ac ,..stt! MAS due as tltlcn 1 "~ a,lsti;.r. ist 'n a.,H"din". tluls s,a. ..,u3t,tia.s3> !.s-,iIy \ 1. '.Ed G..ur1. , .!:.. ,iict, .ttcr io@- illnesses. -LondGl !, I i.4, t,r
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Domestic Btisa.

They had been trotting in double barness for seven long. weary months and the honey moon had bumped the bumps for fair.
 John" she said. as she dished out the breakfast food. "I need little pin money this morning"
 What did you do with the s l gave you las: week?' asked the man who had promised to love. honor and My the freight
 Oh. don't remember" she replied It's 50 easy to spend &5 and have nothing to show for it.
 ''ltight you are" sighed John. That was the amount l paid the minister fsx marry ing us."-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
A Corsican Venaetta.

1.ectur!ng an "'f'h~ l."nd uf the Ven detta" at the Royai Geographical so. r!ety'x hsatI'9uarte,x. the Rev. T. T Snrrate said he had discovered in. stances of vendetta being started In Corsica through pig getting into an other man'x field, and this bad caused the !,ss af perhaps hundreds of lives and had mad. two families deadly enc niies fer upward of 3UO years. The i,len who carried on such vendetta would scorn tu rob any one of six penny piece London Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
On. Fer the Mii1icter.

An htd '5.i.1i$ter in the south side of i1la s..oW who WaS noted for his; habit If .IiShin@ up cid sermons a.:lia and again was one day advertised t6 preaeh in :: suburban church at tAe anniversary serNi tl1ese. .Nn old wu. man who in days gone by had sat ul9 der his ministry. hut N l' had now re u:ovcd from his Fci.hhorhood deter .1lined to go ia a.. hear him ureae' m this particular Cccasol. ! fer the close of iln service she waited on the clergyman, who "reeeed her cordially aHd asled what she thaH@hl of his dis caursa. '.Etl. man. she replied can. didlv, tits Il lang time sin first hoafl, ye FrS,1et that yin. sir. and I've heard se at fl a gnid wieen c times @sn &, t4a'
 at5e. ,iaaet said the li.iniSjz5 iItow eflea t;t: se I:si1tll we've heard it na = "oh. :;leot d di.sxr,, Q times. sir" she rep'ied "An' tiiv ye mind i, I Ssasaid i,e nli, istcr. "Aweel. may', no'satAa'. sir" ''Nocl. see I'll need {" .irfach it to yp again. Janet" said t'a minister and .I.nct felt that she lln.. ',eer sold for once.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
For Count, and Probate Clerk.

N are afEarizet to announce la19n H. Shelby as a candidate for aI endorsement term IFS County and Probate Clerk, his candidacy being tic primary
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
1onoue Twtstera.

Amonx brief tongue twisters rhe fol owing gre hard to beat: .''fhe sun s,aiues or tho top signs 'She says she shall sew khees:' The sixth sick sl,eIk's sixth Sheep's sick" Some of Snahespears'x lines offer pitfalls to the cspid speaker In "Midsummer Nights i,ream'' we find, When lion rough In widest rage doth rosr." and in the anne play
 Oh, Fatee, eQyns. some!
 Cut thread end thrn,n;
 Quail. crush. conclude and ouoA.
 --IAndOn ChrGnicIo.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

TEe Graphic is author zed to an nounee w. E. Pirney as a candidate lEg subject to the action of the dem ocEatic primary on December 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

We are u1hGg zeqd h a!fpornce C. M. Philpot as ! candidate for re-elec tjon to the office of Sheriff and Coliec- tor of .TcfferSen County, subject to the action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

w.. are authorized to announce Tnpaas C. White as a candidate for re-elpc ion to the office of Represen. tatiNe from Jefferson county, > candidacy being subject to the actio' lef he Dea,ocra ic party at the prf mary, December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
For { aun,t Treasurer.

We are authorized To announce Cur .an NJ. Nichol a. ? candidate for an sndorsement term as County Treasur- CT. his candidacy being subject 10 the action of the penaocratie primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
FOR CONSTABLE

The Graphic s authorized to an noume Frank Stewart as a candidate for reelection 10 the office Of Ccns,a- Athf vHG>ne township his ca la .cy teing subject to the actioa of the N dpmocratic urinary. December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

The Graphic is au horized to an- noance c. D. McAllister as candi- dae for Representative from Jeffer- son county. h's candidacy being sub- iect to the action of the Democratic party at the primary election De- eember i.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce Hon. s. X. Miller as !: can djdAe for reelection as ReDfe.*"nsa- tive from Jefferson couniy, his candidacy being subjet to the action Of the ,Jci.xr>eE county pri.h1 1":' to De held December !.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

We are authorized to announce Tom narham as a candidate for rep seEentative. his candidacy being sub- jees 10 the action of the democratic p.inafy election December 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

We are authorized to announce JElge E.. J. kervin as candidate for subject to he action ot ;t 4e elnocrat tc primary election Decea..bts l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

We are authorized to announce Evan Parnell as a candidate for constafe of Vaugine township, his ,aua 7acy being subject to the *,- ton ol the Democratic party at the 3rimar1 election. December l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
Why She Opened the Letter.

Wilis-lm sorry your wife opened that buSiatsS letter l sent you. Harris You told ne that she never opened your letters.
 Harris-She doesn't. as a rule, Willis but, you see you marked + private"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
or Sheriff.

We are authorized to announca Edgar Brewster Us a candidate for Sheriff and Collector If Iefferson County, subject ta the action of tic Deaocrat;u primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

W. are an:a4riz6G to announce ls.ll.ts Go~1l1l sts q candidate for rt- election tn t'1, office of County ahd Probate .lal1e, his candidacy being .7ajtei ta the action of the Dem ,crat- k -1ar;E 4t 12za primary, December |
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
E.r f'cuf;1, aEi Probate tuasa .

We are au+11ofizad to tnho1nce sjaney :: Hunt, ,s., a candidate for Ceanty .nd Pea'1a.e .fndse, subject to
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
EHt2. .ASSESS4lk

We are authorized to annouire L. I. sallee as 8 candidate for reelection to the office of assessor of .3effersoa county, his candidacy being subject to the action of the Democratic primary s1leuer 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
A Little Too Young.

New Boarder- Hows the fare here Old Boa rder-Well. we have chicken every mornp,g. New Hoarder-Thats first rate. lIew Is l. served? Old Bon r1cr-ln 1h- eggs Brooklyn Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

The most complete line of Iron Reds. leaters, Cook Stoves and Rar"es 10 select from. Prices as low ms is consistent with honest mer- ehandisis. Reap < Crawford Furni. trre CON H.I2-lm.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

T'. 'ITTt I'sIE---- -lg r 71N JAt8ffh and dflves aw,E q Cold n th. tieast quickly. Restores t.e Sf!.sss of Tl,te ani smell. Full sig ta cts. at Druggists or by mail. Liquid tfe'.'Q Balm for use in at"niI.rs 75 cts
 Ely Brothers. oe W"""~-' Strtp.t. New York
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
X Reliable Remedy cATARRH EIy's Cream Balm

is quickly absorbed.
 Gives Re!Iet at Once. It cleans"s, sT'tlles. heals and protects ,ipe diseased 1q.in- i,1-1r4a r,Ct, ,.,,,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

We are authorized 70 announce w.. l. Lee as --~ -'s1ats "-- ~s--c.ur cfess M Joffat5p1a ce4inty, h-5 candidacy s.ing sj.t }pei 10 th1 aocioE or 'hs Democratic prsnary~ election Decem- p@r l.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

We are authorized to announce G. f. Lytle as q candidate for Circuit Clerk, subject to the action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24
ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Circuit Clerk.

We are authorized to announce C1gus r. McNeiU, of Redfield, as Hndidate for Circuit Clerk, subject t. ahe action of the Democratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-11-24

fs.ace -ales the Gay whess sea0sl tuirs the na1nsA-@CpastNA
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

ModegB ehndEan's intsliecis seem q
Bad ard nnfoid mueh earlier dan thag
90 E generation 81 two aga xoa 81.
ten see some rare poeeFs from tns
youth who e having BE afst lasts 81
schooling. The other moEnins re bleat.
fast an admiring father asked Ne bud
ding prime minister how b. liked
school
''0h, very wen. D., excep4 the mas
ter with the star teeth"
"6tar tsethl Star teethF pazzled
the father. what % you mean b.
star tsethf
why. yOu know, Pc. those that
come out Ct night"
The attendant servant maid dropped
the muhins. AMI % suddenly found
something Of exceptional interest h
the morning papeF.-Edinburgh Dis
patch.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

In the tropics OF Mexico. where
torrential rains fall q part Of each
year. raiDcOats ere q very necessary
part Of mans apparel Owing to the
intense heat which prevails IN the
summer season the ordinary rubber
raineOat cannot be worn. A raiuprOof
coat IL made from native grasses and
e worn b. the men Of the middle
and upper classes. The grasses are
woven closs together. ana e q impOs-
sibls for the rain to beat through
them. no matter how hard the storm
may be- Some Of these coats are
made with q hood which protects the
head as well a. the body.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

II one objects t. TIE 0dor q can
acid. be may use for tie Dinm1ing
odOrisss dislnfcctant prepared e
lows: Dissolve half E pound q
manganate Of potash h four Ga1
Of water and pour this carsfuliy
the pipes. ms soiution, e allowed
stand in bowls OF basins. win oa
them purple. The stains may bs ~
moved with q weak solution q oxa
acid The acid must Be Einsed oR l.
mediately after It has been used.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Whereas, Such assistance BY the
Federal government at this time when
the various educational forces Of the
State are making such earnest efforts
tU better the agricultural conditions,
would result IN lasting benefit 10 the
whole State, therefore. be Il
Resolved. First:-That the County
Superintendents and High School Prin-
cipals. In convention assembled, do
hereby request our Senators and
Representatives 10 urge the passage Of
the Davis blu OF q similar one.
A bill b be entitled an act 90 amend
Section 1853 Of the general statutes Of
The State Of Florida relating 70 penalty
for cheating.
A bill 10 Be entitled an act 20 amend
Section 1, Of Chapter 6387 Of the gener.
81 statutes Of the State Of Florida, Fela-
tive 10 the establishment Of kindsFgar-
tens.
Whereas, There are some buildings
used for school purposes In the State
that are not provided with adequate FIRE
escapes, be II hereby
Resolved, By the County Superin-
tendents and High School Principals,
that we request the Legislature TO re-
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

tn ffdlnlFF uiFN 81
shape. 8 piece 81 Fre
e. that 6 can - r 81
s1k han6kerehief are f
Draw upon fhs nIrrsr vita
any deslgn - Noe11 yoa cl
TIE handkeEehisf 0l,e lae
~ until Il q perfectly e
writing g design Is apDag
all this prepared bef1Te
some one end request tha1 -
genliy % TIE face of &c
~ WiI sse & pieturs % ~ fa
for TIE design drawn VA eao
distinctly. Tsis can again -
OF, and Il brsathod upon khe
Wiil b again viaibIs.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Hon. william N. Holloway, supSrin-
tendsnt Of Public Instruction, iS regard
Cd e. one Of the most efficient Of the
Rtsts officers. In closely looking after
the educational interests Of Florida he
is anxious 10 see the following recon-
msndations enacted into laws. They
were passed at the recent State Teach
err Association which met In Lake City:
A Joint resolution proposing en-
amendment 10 Article ~ Of the Constl-
tuition Of the State Of Florida, relative
% education, 10 be- known &c Section 10
Of said article, providing FOR the levy Of
9 special tax for the support and main
tenance Of the Rural Graded, Junior
and Senior High Schools, and the Uni
yergIty Of the State Of Florida, the Flor
ida Female College, the Institution for
the Blind Deaf and Dumb, and ColOred
Normal.
Whereas, There IL pending IN Con.
gTess 10 this time q bin 20 encourage
and promote the study Of agriculture
IN the several States Of the Union,
known as the DAVIS Bill, and
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

suburbanite-YO are half an hor
lato this morning. Letter Carrier
ma'am. The sections d stovepina
have to wear inside my trousers
on account Of the dOgs you keep a|c
this street hamper my m0yemsn
ma'am." Chicago Tribune.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Quiro tie County Bcardg e. Public In
Sflnetion Of the several counties % pro-
vide adsquats fire escapes f0F aIl build.
inzs used above tie first foor for school
purposes, and % further pFogloo that
~ doors b buildings of more than one
story shall open outward.
"A BILL 20 Be entitled 81 Get % make an
appropriation % secure 3 better attend-
enes upon Teachers Summer Training
Schools.
a bln 10 be entitled en- aet requiring
teaeheTa' summer schools and making
appropriations therefor.
A blll 70 be entitled an act 70 amend
Section s76 Of the general statutes Of
the State Of Florida, relating 70 the pay
Of grading COMMITTEES.
An act authorizing Special Tax
School Districts 10 erect and improve
school buildings, and 70 issue bonds
therefor.
An Get authorizing and directing the
county treaaurerB TO transfer the sur
plus money of the hne and forfeiture
fund 10 the school fund Of the reapec-
tive counties, and that the same be used
for school puFpOSes
An act for the relief Of the Boards Of
Public Instruction Of the following coun-
ties: Alachua, Baker. Bradford, Bre-
ward, Citrus, Calhoun, Clay, Columbia,
Dade, DeSOta. DuVal, Egeambia, Frak-
Iin, Gadsden, Hamilton, fernando,
HillsbOro, Holmes, Jackson, Jefferson,
Lake, Levy, Liberty, Leon, Lee, hadi-
son, Marion, Monroe, Msnatee, Nassau,
OTnnRe, OBceOla, PascO, Polk, Putnam,
So. Johns, Sc. LOcIe, Santa Rosa,
SumpteF, SuWannes, Taylor, VOluaia,
Wekulla, Walton, Washington.
A bill 10 be entitled an act 10 provide
for the investment By the State Board
Of Education in Florida, Of the PF1nci-
pei Of the State school fund IN certain
obligations % counties within the State
and the mode Of creating said obliga-
ti0ns.
+ This bill, on account Of les great
length, IL omitted from theproeeedings
Of Che convention ss here published.
A bin 30 be entitled an act 20 amend
Section 865. 366, 867, Of the general
statutes Of the State Of FLORIDA relating
10 the ceFtifeation Of teachers, third
grade certificates, second grade eeFtih-
Gates and first grade certificates.
A bill 10 be entitled an act to amend
Section S6l Of the general statutes Of
the State Of Florida, relating 70 life
certificates.
Resolved, That this convention en-
dOrse county uniformity Of text books.
Resolved, That this convention be-
lioves that Florida should have the
cheapest textbooks as we'll 80 the best
Textbooks.
Resolved, That q copy Of these resO-
buttons be sent to the Governor and 20
each member Of the legislature.
~~~@N~~~~-~~e---~~-e~4~-
Full Line Of Spring and Summer
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Trotter-When young BiRkins left
college q few years ago. be declared be
was going 10 forge his way to tho
front. Did be make goOdf Homer
Az fOrger-yes. He's now occupying
q front row cell In the penitentiary.-
Chicago News.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Papa, why didn't you wear q pair
last nightT'
"A pair Of what, childT
"A pair Of skates"
"What does the boy meanT
why, Bill. the eoachman, told the
cook that you had a lovely skate GA
last night when you came hOme."-Ex-
change.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Mrs. Wlllful-My husband told g s.
I didn't like the brooch you'd exeaens
It for me. JeWelsr- Certainly. mads
I'll be only too glad. az four differs
ladies Of your set want e.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

spector-YOuF new house doesn't
look much Ike the architects original
design. VictOme-No, but Il looks
more like 4 than the cost looks Ike
bis original sstimate.-smart Set
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

How rarely do these three thiAs
meet-a man who wants SomeEhin4
ntted for II and any great numhef o.
persons who think ho1Ought 70 hay6 q
--Hxchango.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Il is not only In politics. but "a other
things. that many men think they are1
too smart 70 be honest-Bt Paul Die
patch.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Full Line Of Spring and Summer
Straw Hats just opened by Chittender
4 Co.