Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-07-01
GLOBE sIOMTa
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One reason bride always look
well is that she is so happy. Hap
piness and prosperity do more tC
making people good looking than
dressmakers, tailors, hair dresserf
and BARRIERS.
Because you only hear talk
labout others, don't imagine that you
ESCAPE.
So much fun has been made OF
Ipants that are too snort, that Jays
are now wearing their pants too long.
Instead of putting feather beds up
in the attics in the summer, they
should be put under the hammocks
to break the fall.
When woman packs valise she
always gets everything inside, but a
man always has to strap lot OF
things to the sides.
What has become of the old fash
toned summer girl who cut switch
off peach tree, and kept the flies
off the table during dinner?
A woman in town says that when
she dies she wants her husband to
marry again. There are some very
nice women who are not sincere.
An engaged girl tells with GER
tain amount Of pride that her young
man exerts his authority over her,
but how she rebels and defies the
same authority after marriage!
"As soon as we get our home paid
for" we heard woman say lately,
I'VE intend to join church."
The friends Of a young mother
mourn to see her good looks fade,
but she looks at her baby, and is sat
isfied.
A man suddenly becomes awfully
polite and considerate of the public
when an opposition business is start
ed to his own.
Unless a man is sick or in trouble,
it is difficult to appreciate a good |
woman, unless she is dressed becom
ingly.
"Polly want cracker?" a man in
quired as he went by a parrots cage.
NO." the parrot replied; II am
tired of them"
1t seems to be more healthful to
think about dress trimmings than
about eating. At least the women
live longer than the men.
When a girl in this part of the
west gets more than two new dresses
at time, it proves that she is getting
her wedding outfit ready.
We would like 20 know some one
who is generally admired. We never
knew any one who was not OCCASION
ally abused like thief.
A poet inquiries what has become
If the old fashioned boy who spat on
lis bait. There never was such
BOY; the old fashioned boy spit on
lis bait.
A history of the day shows that the
nan who bothered the most, paid ,
he least money. A fish that bites c
he bait off dozen times, and posters 9
great deal, isn't worth cleaning I
When you land him.
We know plenty of people who are =
90 nice. {
A reasonable probability is the p
My certainty. .
When a man gets on his back, what !,
unny things he dreams! Il
Watch the flies on cold morn p
lgs; that is the way you will feel :
nd act when you are old. =
After woman has kept COW d
w years, her troubles are so great g
nat she is ready for religion. y
B II there is anything that looks :,
0rse on cold morning than water v
lelon, the people don't know what "
is. y
Everybody is looking for a shot =
a woman, and the only safe rule
for women to show no mark that
IN be shot at. a
When a man tells woman he q
Ill make any sacrifice for her, he
Ipects her to be equally generous,
I'd not ask why.
The coming generation counts on " !.
great deal of Quarreling and bill in
usness in the future. Almost all the fr
Jung men going away to school ex- 81
'ct to become lawyers or doctors.
You never hear a girl say she :,
pes to marry a man who will love "a
II truly and sincerely; she always su
Us she wants to marry rich man. ye
rls do not believe in love as much ~
they pretend to,
A good singer can always make
'men cry by singing Home, or
rect Home" There is something 20