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USED TO THEM.

George F. Martin, the tobacco ex-
pert of New York. said of Thanksgiv-
ing. as he lit Havana cigar:
1--WE Americans should be thankful
for our tobacco. 1t is the best and
the cheapest in the world. | have
just returned from London, and there
Il found that shilling cigar scarcely
equaled our American nickel one.
"The Londoners are Indifferent
about their Observation-Disclosures and
blase, like an omnibus conductor l
saw in Oxford street.
You know the London omnibus? 1T
is double-decker. If you sit on top,
you must go up and down by a very
steep stair.
well, this blase conductor pulled
up his bus at Regent Circus, and the
ladies bound for Peter Robinson's Gag
erly got out But one fat lady, who
had been sitting on top, came down
the steep and winding stair very slow
/ ~. Her skirt tapped round her ank
les, and at every step she stopped
and thrust it carefully down. The
conductor waited with bored expires
sion, his hand on the bell-rope: bui
he lost patience when the fat lady
stopped for the fifth or sixth time tc
thrust down her billowing skirt, ant
he burst out angrily:
"'Now, then, lady, 'urry up, calm
Iyer? Legs din'- do treat to mel"
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WRIGHT CHARGES
"UNHOlY" LEAGUE
Temperance Orator Says un-
Gle Sam and Liquor In
tereStS Are Allies.
FORMER GETS A RAKE0FF
THE GEORGIA SALOON FIGHTER
MAKES STIRRING ADDRESS YES
rERDAY BEFORE NATIONAL AN
TLSAloON LEAGUE.
(Americau News Service)

lAntertcan news SefNicsp
Chicago, Dec. 4.-The Anti-Saloou
League national convention listened to
a stirring address today by the Hon.
Seaborn Wright, of Georgia, who
summed up the political and moral sit
uation in the south regarding the IL
quor traffic Mr.. Wright stated that
a partnership, an unholy alliance, ex-
lists between our federal government
and the liquor interests. and the gov
eminent gets 10 per cent of the net
profits of the liquor trade.
I'VE are not fighting the man who
drinks" said Mr.. Wright. That is
none of our business. but it is our bus
mess when it comes to the system.
that has been evolved through the sale
Of the liquor which he drinks.
To Continue Fight.
The system whereby a municipality
or a country or q state, or national
government can be owned and oper-
ated by liquor interests must neces
sarily be a corrupt one and We are
usHllus anu SAoli SoAS1uuS W hoAS ~
until we drive it out Of existence.
IF saloons ever get back into tbs
SOUTH" continued Mr. Wright, lit vii
be the fault of the federal government
which has handicapped us much by tn.
notification of our laws. The return
of the saloon would mean the exter
mination of the negro race and II thu
government ever puts it up to us w
will be responsible for the result.
Caused Atlanta Riots.
Believe me, it was this that causes
the Atlanta riots and that was tn
match which touched off the prohibi
ton fire which has swept the entir
south. Oh, I tell YOU and Nj
wright's voice took on a triumphan
ring, Il tell you that the race prot
lem is fast transferring itself from tn
south into the southern part of tn
border states of the north The ba
element of the colored race is fas
moving to the nearest wet territor
and unless that section realizes II
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their future works. All their sue
cesses have been tried out in Mil
Waukee.
At the Murray.

At the Murray.
In an effort to make the entertain
ment at his new play house still more
popular, the management of the Mur-
ray has procured for this week two
headliners instead of one as most bills
have. The large crowds that have
been thronging this theater for the last
month proves beyond a doubt that the
people of this city are awake to the
fact that they have access to real up
to-date vaudeville theater. This en-
courages the management consequent
ly. and he prepares an unusually good
bill for this week.
The Heidelberg Four. vaudeville's
greatest singers are one of the headlin-
ers. Their act is strictly tony and is
purely high class musical production
Their selections are all of the very best
and rendered with perfect harmony
The bass solo that is sung in this act
is a treat for every one.
Carnellas Family. catapult acrobats
are the other headliners. Their work
while very difficult. is performed with
apparent ease. The double somer'
sault feat that is performed by thu
youngest girl of the troupe, is one O
the most hazardous now on the stage
This act from beginning to end, il
very thrilling and exciting.
Barnes-Reming company present ;
little comedy entitled Mrs. Fotter'
First which should prove a grea
tonic to those in need of little chez
in the laugh line. 1t is an uproariou
farce comedy of a most wholesome ma
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-05
WOMEN AND MEN.

The prevalent hoarseness is probab-
ly due to colts in the throat.
The new Cook book, a work dealing
with ices. will be, in many quarters,
roasted.
Some of the Suffragettes never stop
to think in their harangues; others,
again, never think to stop.
Opportunity knocks at every mans
door. but the poor fellow who needs
her most is often doorless.
Many woman's voice is liquid in
that it never dries up.
There's no use bluffing unless you
have something to bluff with-and
then there's no use bluffing anyway.
The average woman of thirty looks
as old as the average man of forty;
but, then. the average woman of thirty
| is, usually, forty or so.
! The earth goes round, but 1t
wouldn't if we all wanted as much OF
it as the Rockefellers, Morgans and
Carnegies do.
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"The Soul Kiss"

Much interest is bound to be CEN
Soul KISS" the delightful musical COM
edy by Harry B. Smith and Maurice
Levi, which has to its credit run OF
three hundred consecutive perform
ances in New York. has been booked
for an engagement at the Gennett, and
will be seen there on Wednesday, Dec.
10. The piece is a very high class
musical entertainment and local thea
ire gOers are bound to show their
pleasure in the work by crowding the
Gennett.
Harry B. Smith has provided wit
ty book and the story is well told
while Maurice Lewis music is OF the
typical tuneful Levi variety. There
are several songs that are in their way
little gems of harmony, melody and
humor. A number in the BAL Taba
rim scene in the first act, entitled AT
the Masquerade" is full of life and
spirit. The orchestrations OF the ii
males are thoroughly descriptive and
are written in composer Lewis best
vein. There are many other catchy
numbers throughout the piece, such as
When the Swallows Return in the
Spring." THAT Wasn't ALL, Affinity
THE Human Night-Keys," Lets Pre-
tend" MY Diabolo Beau VERY Wei
Then" and ANY old Place in thu
World with YOU A cast of sevent,
well known fun makers will be founs
in 1.-THE Soul Kiss Julian Mitchell
has staged the production, which, ow
ing to the nature of the story, offer
exceptional opportunities for Lavish
stage effects.
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WELCOME RECIPE
ron MANY MEN AND WOMEN.
TOO.

This recipe can be filled at
home, So that no one need know
of another's troubles. As the In
gradients can be obtained sepa-
rately at any we'll stocked drug
store. They are in regular use
and MANY different prescriptions
are constantly being filled with
them
This will prove a welcome bit
of information for all those who
are overworked. gloomy. de-
spondent, nervous and have
trembling limbs. heart palpita-
ton. dizziness. cold extremtties.
t:msdity in Vcnturing. and sen
eral inability to act naturally
and nationally as others do. be-
cause the treatment can be pre-
pared secretly at home and TAX
en- without any ones knowledge.
Overwerked office men and
the many victims OF society,s
late hours and dissipation Will.
II is said. find the restorative
they are In need Of
II the reader decides to try II.
get three ounces OF ordinary
syrup Sarsaparilis compound
and one ounce compound fluid
halmwort: mix and let stand
two hours; then get one ounce
~. compound essence cardtcl and
one ounce tincture cadomene
compound mot cardamcmp. mix
all together. shake well and
, take teaspocnful after each
, meal and one when retiring.
, A certain well known medical
, expert asserts that thousands
, of men and. many women arc
, sufferers all because Of dormant
, circulation OF the blood and a
, consequential impairment OF the
, nervous force. which heGetx the
, most dreadful symptoms and
. untold misery
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-05
AN ANcEDoTE OF SUCCESS.

OF Melville E. Stone, whose contri-
button to the Cook-Peary quarrel-the
affidavit of the guide Barrille-is per
haps the most brilliant journalistic
feat of the twentieth century. a Chi
cago editor said the other day:
Stone. like all successful sjournal-
lists, loves his work. He would sac.
rifice anything to it. Talking about
love of work in the Associated Press
office in New York, he said, with
smile, that he could almost sympa
Ethize with the notorious Australian
boy.
This boy, resident of Perth, saw
his father kill his mother and then
commit suicide. The boy suppressed
the news for several hours while he
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-05
Looking Ones Best.

It's a woman's delight to look her
best but pimples, skin eruptions.
sores and boils rob life OF Joy. Lis
ten! Bucklens Arnica Salve cures
them; makes the skin soft and vel
vety. 1t glorifies the face. Cures
Pimples, Sore Eyes, Cold Sores. Crack.
ed Lips, Chapped Hands. Try it. In
fallible for Piles. Csc at A. G. Luken
& Co.
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with balls of chopped liver and powd-
cred glass, with outlets Of mutton dip
ped in prussic acid, and with cakes
powdered with arsenic or Paris green.
These titbits are fed to the valuable
dogs of the rich. Then, on towards
Christmas, by means of circulars and
so forth, the bereaved owners of the
murdered animals are led insensibly
to the shops of the murderers. 1t is a
mean and petty custom, but it does
indubitable build up trade"
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A TRADE SECRET.

Lecoq the detective smoothed
tboughtfully the head Of the dead dog.
You suspect, madam he said,
your right-hand neighbor because
Fido's barking would not let him
sleep. You also suspect your left-hand
neighbor because Fido once nipped
him slightly on the ankle. But your
suspicious are wrong. Those men are
too honorable to poison a registered
dog"
The great detective closed absent
~ the half-open eyes of the defunct
animal.
ct is the dealers. the dog dealers
said he, upon whom your suspicious
should be directed. At this pre-ho!i
day season, madam, dog dealers al
over the world send out emissaries
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-05
Senator Tillman was. talking abou
dinners

Thanksgiving dinners.
AT dinner in the country" he
said. "the turkey waA~yery large
large enough, in fact, to feed easily a
party of thirty persons seated around
the table.
LAS the farmer host carved the huge
bird, sixty eyes watched him hungrily
But the bright look of hunger in those
sixty eyes was succeeded by a dull
look of horror when Tommy, the
farmers youngest child, piped lout
and shrill:
"'Say, ma, that's the old sore-head
ed turkey, amt it?'"
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ture and simply teens with fun.
Marie MCNEIL. Americas popular
cornet soloist, renders several cornet
solos in a highly artistic manner. She
always wins the heart OF the audience
at once and is obliged to give several
encores She is sure to get a hearty
welcome.
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The Exception.

Their teacher had been telling the
pupils Of the Great Salt lake in Utah,
1.-The water of which," she explained.
''is so extremely salty that no fish can
live In it,
This statement proving too much
for the credulity Of Willie Parker, he
rose with this question:
beg pardon, Miss Smith. but can't
mackerel live in it"-Harper's Week
ly.
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danger. the problem will not be an
easy one for II to deal with"
Tomorrow will be the great fleld day
when members Of the league Will &C.
cupy many Chicago pulpits and present
their cause to the members OF the
churches.
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Anecdotes Told By EStelle Klaudet

tried to sell an awful tragedy story
in 1900 words to the Perth papers.
But his enterprise missed cash; the
papers feared a fake and wouldn't
deal.
"'But fancy said Mr.. Stone, fancy
such a boy wasted on a community OF
sand-gropers. What a loss to Park
Row."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-05

Have your pictures framed now be
fore the rush. Our facilities for ar
tistic framing are of the best. ELL
wood Morris s. Co. 3-3t
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Tim Murphy.

The announcement Of an early book
ing at the Gennett which will bring
much pleasure to his many admirers,
is that OF the engagement OF Tim Muir
ply. Mr.. Murphy has been favor1te
here for some time and his annual per-
formances are always looked forward
to as one Of the pleasantest OF the the
atrical season.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-05

There are three things women
should not do: spit In public. PAWN In
public or blow their noses In public.
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won the unstinted praise of both
press and public throughout the coun-
try.
This sterling attraction will be at
the Gennett all this week starting on
Monday eve in THE Girl From Out
Yonder" Get in line early and be a
first nighter.
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NOT FIT TO JUDGE.

Andrew Carnegie, in the smoke
room of the Baltic, talked about
Scotch whiskey.
''It is a pure but a powerful spirit"
he said, smiling. I'm PEBBLES the 9th
err day they told me good story about
it.
ut seems that PEBBLES lawyer and
his clerk had been to wedding of the
real, old-fashfoned sort. On the way
home the lawyer said, as they were
crossing the famous PEBBLES iron
bridge:
"'Noo, Saunders, mon, I'll just
gang on ahead meenit, an yell tell
ME if I'm walkin' STRAIGHT
$50 the lawyer walked ahead, and
then called back:
"'Straucht, Saunders?'
'Strauchts de- Saunders ans
wered: 'but-hic-wha's that wi
ye?'"
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TOOK THE OLD FELLOW AsAck

TOOK THE OLD FELLOW ABACk.
There is story about Henry E.
Dixey the comedian, that his friends
at the Lambs never tire of telling.
Mr. Dixey, while visiting Philadel-
phia one autumn, attended a very
aristocratic Thanksgiving ball in Rit-
tenhouse Square.
While supper was being served, Mr..
Dixey ranged himself behind the sup
per table with the twelve or fifteen
walters busy there. Soon a mild-man'
nered old gentleman with white hail
approached the actor. glass in hand.
Would you mind filling my glass
with champagne, please?" he said.
Mr.. Dixey started, drew himself up
and, with a look of horror, said:
Certainly not, sir; certainly not
You have already had more than is
good for YOU"
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IT DESTROYED THEIR HUNGER.
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Seen at POPULAR Pr
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
NEW MEXICO.

How That Portion Of NsrthsrW Mes
Spain Oct H. Namso.
The country now called Mexico was
not 90 called till 1910. when the revolt
against Spain began. Cp to independ.
ence the country was called New Spain
and was divided into the same number
Of provinces ~ Spain. each with .
name Of q province IN Spain. with the
prefix Of new" but New Mexico was
not included In this Alv1sleA. It got it,
name In this way:
In 1861 Francisco Ibarra was In
charge Of IN expedition Of explosation
into what II now northern Durango
and southern ChihuAhua and discov.
cred an Indian village neaf where San
tn Barbara now stands IN which the
houses were whitewashed and the peo-
pie made and wore cotton cloth, Iais.
ing the cotton In the nelghboehooa
he wrote an account Of his discovery
to his brother In the City Of Mexieo.
telling him he had discovered ~uns
nueva Mexico" new Mexico. another
Mexico. meaning that he had 1ound
another town IKE the City Of Mexico.
and thereafter al this portion a nerth.
ern New Spain was known ~ "Nueva
Mexico"-that Il. New Nexico-which
name It has retained. though now
much reduced In extent. - Las Vegas
Optic.
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ture some members will propose

ture some members will propose a
constitutional amendment to prohib-
it the manufacture or sale of intoxi-
eating liquors in the state of Indiana.
Whenever that is done the state will
do just as Tennessee did-it will vote
itself dry. He is short-sighted
brewer who cannot see what is COM
ing to him along tbs line.
1t is tht general understanding that
the Tomlinson bill will be called up
in the senate today or tomorrow and
that every effort will be made to pass
the bill in its present form. Ii this
cannot be done amendments will be
offered in the effort to make it salts
factory to the few republican senators
who are willing to vote for il il prop
erly drawn. This promises TO be the
big fight of the week.
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SPARiNG HER NERVES.
A Careful, considerate Visitor and
Her Timid Friend.

A Careful, considerats Visitor and
Her Timid Friend.
The mistakes which were plentifully
sprinkled along Mrs. Corners caree.
were never regretted by any one moro
than by Mrs. Conner herself. II used
the very best judgment 1 had" she
said, referring to one unfortunate &C.
eurrence, 'but, AZ usual. everything
went wrong.
"You see, l went to Greenville in the
morning with. Mrs. Hobart, intending
to 20 on to Nashua, but l changed my
mind when the weather turned cool
and spent the day with Anna Woods,
going home at dusk. I'd forgotten my
little bag with my key in 1t, so went
right over to Mrs. Hobart's.
"She'd gone down the road to Mrs.
Coles, but found her key behind the
left hand blind and went right in.
THE house was dark. but said to
myself, I won't light lamp for fear
Of soaring her. timid woman, living
all alone, as she does So sat in the
dark till I heard her coming up the
walk.
when she found the door was I'M
locked she gave a kind of gasp, so l
stepped forward and then, long as I
had a cold so my voice didn't sound
natural and was afraid 'twould
scare her. she being so timid. I put
out my hand and laid 1t on her arm.
"And, If you'll believe me-" finished
Mrs. Conner plaintively. "she fell right
over In q faint and cut her forehead
on the edge Of the rocking chair, and I
though I'd never bring her to!
There's no use trying to be careful
with a woman like her."-Youth's Com
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DAYS OF DIZZINESS.
Come to Hundreds of Richmond
Peonle

Come to Hundreds Of Richmond
People.
There arc days of dizziness:
Spells of headache. sideache. back
ache;
Sometimes rheumatic pains:
Often urinary disorders.
All tell you plainly the kidneys are
sick.
roans' Kidney Pills cure all kidney
llls.
there is proof in Richmond.
Dallas Cassel. I'll S. Eighth street,
Richmond. Ind, says: About fifteen
years ago l suffered from kidney
trouble which was brought on by
heavy lifting. l felt very weak, was
subject to dizzy headaches and was so
miserable in every way that l thought
] would never be well again. Hearing
Of Doan's Kidney Pills, l procured a
supply at A. G. Luken & Co.'S drug
store and soon after beginning their
use. felt like a new man. In July,
1905. publicly recommended Doanss
Kidney Pills and l can only add at this
time that have had no need of kid
ney remedy since"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Dnan's-and
take no other.
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THE THEA TER

a firm following in every city in the
Unitel States. An estimate was re-
Gently given, embracing the number
of people who had witnessed the Klein
drama during it's remarkable career,
and after deducting conservative
number for those VITO have seen it
ed in the tens of millions. Mr.. Harris
sends THE Lion and the Mouse to
the Gennett on Saturday, to renew its
acquaintance among the local patrons
of the theatres best offerings.
"A Midsummer's Night Dream"
which will appear this season, is the
combination of the entire Russian
Symphony Orchestra of New York
city, sixty musicians, and the Ben
Greet Players, forty in number, who
will give a magnificent performance of
Midsummer Nights Dream" at the
Gennett on Wednesday, March II.
Some conception of the magnitude of
this undertaking may be gained when
it is realized that the performance will
CARNATIONS, each of which as rule
is able to draw very large audiences to
their individual performances. Never
before in the history of the drama or
of music has a symphony orchestra
rendered the incidental music for a
theatrical performance. never before
that is except since Ben Greet gave the
cf
mer at Ravfnia Park. Chicago, were
they attracted at each performance
audiences of four thousand people.
1.-THE New Phillips. !"
There is nothing quite so amusing
which comes from England as the
slowness of our eastern kinsmen to
see a joke. This fact that the Eng
lish are so slow in this line is often
portrayed on the stage and it is an
actual fact that they are as portray
ed. Frank Maltese & Co, who are
showing for the first three days of
this week at the New Phillips, under
stand this liowness to an infinitesimal
preciseness, because they have visited
England and have studied it, and
stpdy, you know will make the best of
actors. But they put on their funny
roles so perfectly that it is hard to tell
that they have studied the details
they are really funny in The Wrong
Mrs. Appleton something that can
not be said of great many of the i'm
itators of the English
Harlem Bros. alone are an attrac-
ton which will make the auditors each
ten pounds heavier. To pull off diff
ficult acrobatic stunts and be funny is
the hardest work on the American
stage, but Harlem Bros. do this.
RUDE Dickinson makes the house
shake-not because he is so heavy.
physically. but his jokes are heavy,
an dthere is no carping to be done
when he is through. He is a typical,
good natured, New England farmer.
There are some other good things
on the bill that are not handed to
Richmond audiences very often.