The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-27
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It costs $250 to obtain license 10 hunt big game In Africs. 1t si IS ,h,nE thus of paying S250 for the privilege or or being pcrmeated by the dark white mslarlal Vapor of the swamps beyond Mombasa, half eaten by nies ana snatched out of your tent to furnish free lunch for ravenous man-eater. Speaking of making Mir. Taft d Mason on sight. and Mrs. Longworth add that one's creditors, often make one Marathon runner on sight
 We have it from authentic source that ships will be passing through the Panama canal by Jan. l, 1914.
 Speaking of spring styles for wo- poor married men who would like to get hold of those who spring styles for women for just about two minutes.
 Dead men tell no tales-and how sad to think that they cannot testify in their murder ttfiaL
 Aa1eertain ontgemery sgirl oonhded easy fellows" The itrouble Is, how ever, when they are so free they're not so darned easy.
 
 The Ananias Club is not framing up any resolutions of regret at the de- parture of Theodore on March 4.
 Self interest is one kind that we all keep paid up.
 Some people give us so much taffy that even a lemon would be accept able just for the sake of change.
 nro ,,aaanft n, fpd saa}np a girl well painted when the frame, is all right, The trouble with air-castles is they so often become. hot-air castles.
 The name of Jefferson Davis has been restored to Cabin John Bridge. near Washington. by President Roose- ye who in his younger ans iaSw tSs President of the Confederaey as a "traitor" Perhaps If MT. Roosevelt lives long enough he will some day learn that nothing Is eser,o eyer lost n and ed by giving the South that recogn- tion which Is. properly. hers. There must surely be times when MT. Roose- was a. Southern lady. ..
 A baby asleep on a fre-escape on Broadway. New York was a noye! sen bed for a summer night, but must have been rather chilly at this time on Blustery Broadway; Its mother was probably out playing bridge and gate.
 No darned stockings for me-" says Mrs. Leslie Carter. Does the esteem ed Mrs. Carter wish to give out the impression that she Is not of a do nestle mind or that she intends tt become salome daneerr
 MT. Taft says he had a hot time II l stoned by the fact that he had crai sauce in New Orleans.
 They are kicking like bay-steers over the increase of the President! salary. It seems the American peo pie do not care to pay out $So,Ooo < entertain more elaborately at thos' swell White House functions
 Among those present" at Washing old Constitution.
 There isn't so much difference be tween travel of today and that o fifty years ago. Passengers on stag coaches were held up by highwayme then, while now they are held up b. Pullman porters.
 
 One thing certain, the Cooper jury men can't read the mean things tn papers are saying about them
 Beer drinking races produce larg footed women'--says an exchange This is probably the one prize argu ment started by the prohibition part!
 Rice-paper is made of the inne bark of the bread-fruit tree.--Scien tific Journal
 Divorce paper is often made of tn inner bark of a pet poodle.
 Dreaming of You and the Roses. I'm dreaming of you and the roses
 And sonE-birds and skies of blue I'm dreaming of walksN
 And moonlight talks
 A-roaming along with you.
 Pm longing for days that are sunny
 When trees their bright garb reneV When purlipg streams
 Are full of dreams
 And lovers hearts beat true. I'm dreaming of you and the roses You with your eyes
 Where Iove-light Hes
 You with your gold-brown hair. Pm sighing for days of blossom
 And nights like we often knew While bright coals gfeam
 To might I dream
 Of the roses dear. and you:
 Mans shortsIghtedness.