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The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
FLANNERy MAKES STATEMENT.

In an interview with Judge Flan-
merry yesterday afternoon, the Riepe-
town justice made the following
statement After my election as
justice of the peace, ! went to the
court house to qualify and c. A. Ed
dy. who was then the district attor-
ney, made out my bonds and he
made them out wrong, by calling 1t
the Kimberly instead of the Riepe-
town district. George Sheard was
standing at my side and said to Mr..
Eddy, that he was making mistake
by making 1t Kimberly, as 1t should
be Riepetown. Mr.. Eddy replied that
they had tried to make 1t Riepetown,
but failed to do so and he further
said he knew what he was doing.
Being that he was the district attor-
ney, / took Ii for granted that he did
know what he was doing and let Ii
go at that.
II was greatly surprised at the ac-
ton of Mr.. Eddy in making fight
against my holding the Office, on a
technicality that he alone is respon-
sible for. Had he listened to George
Sheard at the time he made out the
papers, tHcIC WOufu ndNC bCCn nOhC
of this trouble.
II do not know what action Judge
Brown will take In the matter, but
If he says that | am legally entitled
to hold the Office of justice of the
peace at Riepetown, can assure you
that before my term of Office has ex-
pired Riepetown will be In such a
condition that a man can come into
it with money in his pocket and will
not be taking any chances of being
hit over the head and robbed.
''As justice of the peace, simply
want to do the right thing by every
body, but when any crime has been
committed and the party committing
1t has been found guilty, | think it
is my duty to give him whatever he
deserves in the way of a sentence.
| have no favorites and will at all
times do my duty as | see 1t, and
will not be controlled by anybody.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
ST. PATRICK's BALL.

The ladies of the Alter Society of
the Catholic church are making ex-
tensive arrangements for the dance
they are to give on the eve of ST.
Patrick's day. A select orchestra
has been engaged and special at
tention is to be given to the floor.
The hall will also be tastefully deco
rated. The Knights of Columbus
will assist in the management of the
floor. That this dance will prove to
be one of the successes of the season,
goes without saying.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
RETURNED FROM ELkO.

l.. ]. Driebens of the Toggery re-
turned from a short business trip to
Elko. Mr.. Driebens stated TO a News
reporter that Elko shows all kinds
of prosperity and that work will soon
be commenced on the new 100000
court house and 100000 school
building.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

ness by means of special methods
unusually effective; position per-
manent; prefer one with expert
ence, but would consider any APP
plicant with good natural qualifica-
lions; salary $3.50 per day. with
commission option. Address, with
references, II. c. Peacock. Room
1902. Success Magazine Bldg. New
York.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
VERDICT FOR PREsBYTERIANs.
Texas Supreme Court Says They Own
Property.

HOUSTON, Texas, March 1.-The
state supreme court has decided that
the Presbyterian church of the Unit
ec States has the right and full title
to all the property formerly owned
by the Cumberland Presbyterian
church, as the result of the union of
the two churches.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
IMPROVEMENTS AT VIENNA.

Manager Popejoy OF the Vienna
cafe has been having some improve
ments made in his restaurant on
Aultman street. Among other things
he has had done. was the screwing
down of the stools. Mr.. Popejoy said
that ne wasn't afraid that any of his
patrons would walk of with a stool,
but thought he would screw them
down on general principles.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
NEW DRILL SUPERINTENDENT.

James Parks. who Tor several
years has had charge of the drilling
at the Nevada Con. and Cumberland
Ely, has resigned his position with
those companies and taken a similar
one with the new Giroux manage
ment. One of the drills started OPP
Grafton yesterday and it Is expected
that several will be In operation be-
fore long. II is said to be the inten-
ton of the company to drill the en-
tire acreage of the Giroux property,
consisting of 1850 acres, in 400 foot
blocks. The first steam shovel work
on the Giroux will most likely be
done on the divide between the Nor
ris and Alpha shaft.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
MINING MAN HERE.

Robert \. Kinzie of the Treddwell
mines in Alaska. was an arrival from
San Francisco Wednesday night and
is registered at the Steptoe. Mr..
KinZie spent yesterday at McGill. and
was shown over the immense plant
by General Manager Lakenan.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
LoBsTERS MEET.

The Lobster club held business
meeting last evening and appointed
several committees to attend to mat
tiers pertaining to the big doings that
will be pulled off on the 18th. 1t is
the intention of the HOLSTERS to have
blowout that will long be remem-
bered by both the members of the
club, as well as those fortunate
enough to be invited
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
INSpECTS COPPERNnNEs.

Llew HUMPHREYS, consulting engi-
neer of the Gunn-Thompson interests.
spent yesterday with superintendent
Plate. inspecting the Coppermines
property.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
ALTER SOCIETY MEETS.

The ladies of the Altar society had
a business and social meeting at ST.
Lawrence hall, Tuesday afternoon.
The meeting was followed by re-
freshments.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
RETURN TO SALT LAKE.

Mrs. o. w. Nelson and Miss Essie
Edison returned to their home in Salt
Lake Wednesday morning. after a
very pleasant visit with their parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Edison. of East
Ely.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
CIVIL SUITS.

Two civil suits were filed in the
justice court yesterday. |. T. Miller
brought action against Fred Winker
for $69.S5, claiming this amount to
be due for money loaned and goods
sold. The second suit was filed by
Ned Hewitt. who claims f. ! Luce
owes him s43 for dental services.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
sTRoLLERs' INAUGURAL BALL.

The Strollers gave dance last
evening at the rink. but owing to the
fact that it was not generally known
that a dance was TO be given by that
popular club the attendance was
light The music furnished by the
Hamilton orchestra was exceptionally
good and those who failed to be pres
ent missed treat
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
LOCAL-PERSONAL
BACn FROM THE MINES.

Il. L. Fletcher. general manager Of
the Shell Greek Ore Development CO.,
arrived last evening from the COM
pany's property at Muncy.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
M'GILL MAN ARRESTED.

Paul Savage was arrested yester-
day at McGill and charged with as
sault and battery on woman named
Marie Kovoch. Savage was held to
appear under $100 bonds, which he
furnished
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
MARRIED YESTERDAY.

LONDON. March 4.-The mar
riage of George Westinghouse, Jr.,
of Pittsburg. and Miss Evelyn Violet,
daughter of Sir Thomas Brockelbank,
was celebrated today.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

The Troy laundry is installing ma
chinery for rough dry work and will
be prepared to call for bundles next
week.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

WANTED-BOARD AT 80
Richmar apartments. Plain cook
ing. lift
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
SNOW MELTING.

Judging from the big flow of wa
ter that is coming down the ditch in
Ely, the snow around the mines
must be fast melting.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
n. \. RY. TIME TABLE.
Effective january %, 1900.

Daily Except Sunday-Leaves East
Ely, North Bound. 7:35 a. M; Daily
Except Sunday. leaves Cobre, South
Bound. 1889 p. m.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
RETURNS HOME.

Mrs. w. II. Edwards. wife of the
Nevada Northern telegraph operator,
was an arrival on last nights train.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

For all kinds of dental work-Dr.
II. F. Buttner. room 3, Northern hotel
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

Phone G3-K when wanting laundry
called for and work will be salts
factorily done by the Troy laundry.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

FOR SALE-DRY PINE WOOD IN
long, four foot or stove lengths. de-
livered anywhere In city. Also al
falfa hay. VIII sell either In any
quantity. Phone 572-Y or see
driver of wagon. Ely Dairy Co. II
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
. .
sCLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
o Q . . . . . Q . . .

AGENTS WANTED-IF YOU ARE
making less than $50 per month,
| can furnish position that will
make H.. | will call and explain
matters. Address John c. Monroe,
Box 663, Ely. 3-1w-pd
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
TRAIN DELAY.

The Nevada Northern was six
hours late last night. owing to heavy
travel on the S. P. and a washout on
the U. p.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
POPULAR DANCES.

Dancing at the rink every Satur-
day evening. Hamilton's orchestra.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
CLEANING AND DYING WORKS.

The Barbarin Bros, have opened
Partisan cleaning and dying de-
partment at the Troy Laundry. They
will make speciality of ladies fancy
work.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

MAGAZINE
requires the services of a man In
Ely to look after expiring sub
scriptions and to secure new bust
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
WOOD YARD

Dillon's Weed Yard in front Spok-
ane house, or phone 68X, Veteran sa-
loon. Blocks or split. So cord. It.
wood Sc
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05

The Troy laundry is installing ma
chinery for rough dry. work and will
be prepared to call for bundles next
week.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
Happenings Of
A Day in the
District
RENEY BACK PROM LAKE.

TtE1N = 4 TIhON n AbONh HIzAHAIls
G. J. Reney of the Nevada North
ern returned from Salt Lake after
visit at that place.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
DAILY SUBURBAN TRAINS.

Leave East Ely for Ely. a. M
1926; $40; GAO; 7:1o; s:25;
$3.50; 1890; 11:50;-p. m. 1910;
2:20; 1925: 4:45: 600: 6:3e' 1890;
500; $500: 1915.
Leave Ely for East Ely. a. NJ
12:40; 6:35; 1880; 500; $40;
1906. m, 1905; 1925; 2:15;
1895; SEQ; 6:15; $40; 6:45; 7:45:
S:15. 9:15; 1920.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
SHELTER TRAINS.

Leave Ely. a. m.-6:35;1O:05;-
y. m, 1885; 500 1920.
Leave East Ely. a. m.-6:40:
10:10;-p. m. 2:40; sos; 1926.
RETURNING. LEAVE MGILL.
A. m. 7:45; 10:50;-p. m, 3:45;
5:55. 11:45.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-03-05
MINE TRAINS.

Leave East Ely, a. nj: 40;
11:30;-p. m, 1925.
Leave Ely, a. m.-6:45; 11:35;
p. M, 4:30.
Returning: Leave Mines, a. m
1885; y. m. les; 5:35.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

James once. Finnstte, Finnetts, ap
porter mong chapeau."
ooh, Mrs. o'Brien, this is too kind
Surely, you are not going now
When you want thing done.
quoth Mrs. o'Brien. "I've found that
the only way is to put on your bonnet
and go out and do It. Finnette. ap
porter mong chapeau."
Thus 1t happened that on the mex
night as Mrs. o'Brien displayed hel
gigantic ornament on her pudgy arm
at the dinner of the mayors lady
Marion was showing George her tin.
circlet Of gold, and in consequence o
his promotion was saying;
ut came too late for my birthday
but 1t will dot will do beautiful.
for wedding present. willis Steel
in New Orleans Times-Democrat
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19
TO JULIET.

Needless how It may fare win Tim.
seno you here q rose Of rhyme;
IA fragrance, love; its color, one
caught from Hopes ever constant Hun.
upon each leaf lyric writ
Tour eyes alone may witness IL;
Ano IN Its heart for you to see
another heart-the heart of me,
Al roses are as fifty worn
by you as by your sister Morn.
since you, like Morn, fail not to give
New beauty to them while they live.
Il this against your bosom rest
One brief, sweet hour it's life were
blest;
Inen' should you chance to cast It lyy,
II would not find 1t hard to die.
80 take this bloom of love and song,
ana be Its life for brief or long,
snow that for you the petals part,
disclosing all it's lyric heart;
for you its fragrant breaths are
drawn;
TOT you Its colors-love's glad dawn;
ana Tor you, too, the heart that goes
Long prisoned in this rhyme of rose.
frank Dempster Sherman.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

~IhS brAcslotl What bracelstr'
ASKED the astonished George.
he stood blushing and amazed. for
how, In the ordinary course Of svents
could the comptroller have learned
that he had bought bracelet for Ma
rion.
The bracelet that you received and
signed for week ago. You put 1t in
your desk and forget all about 1t, l
presume, like the rest Of the empty
heads around here. Well, you. may be
pleased to know that you've got me
into a peck Of trouble at home. Fetch
1t out!"
L certainly have bracelet in my
desk" said George, still more sur
prised, "but is is mine, at least, l
bought It. intended 1t for a birth
day present"
oh, you did, did your" queried
OBrien tartly-he had come over to
Georges desk. What is 1t like?"
"only simple band of gold,"' said
George, producing the box. He opened
1t, and almost let the circlet fall, SO
horror-struck was he by the unexpect
ed flash Of colors.
"a simple piece of gold is it?" cried
the comptroller. This looks like IT,
and he snatched the gIittering brace
let. Here's the bracelet l bought il
your desk. How do you account fol
1t? You bought a bracelet at the same
shop, did your he said sarcastica1ly
as George stammered out an explana
ton, at may be. but if you dom
claim this bracelet do, and what
more, Mrs. 0'Brien does, too"
So saying, he closed the box with al
ominous click and started to return
to his private Office. Then he cam
back and inquired:
where's the wrapper this thin
came In? This shows whether it wa
consigned to you or to me-"
Alas! George had unwrapped tn
box and destroyed the paper. MI
O'Brien went to his room and Georg
! returned to his desk with a fiushe
face and disturbed mind, certain G
one thing, that even If this inciden
was closed he need think no more c
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19
FARMERS RIDING IN AUTOS.

Changers Use Touring Cars Instead
of Prairie SchOOners.
The farmers of Kansas who own mo-
tor-cars, and they are particularly
heavy buyers, perhaps get as much or
more pleasure out Of them than any
one else.
In the past when Kansas farmers de-
sired to visit relatives or friends at a
distance and wished to combine a
pleasure trip with it, they fitted up a
prairie schooner with all the necessary
cooking and sleeping paraphernalia
and made the journey by short stages.
To-day not only the wealthy owners
of motorcars in the city take their va
cations with the car, but even the hum
BILE farmers have caught the fever and
motor to their friends one hundred,
five hundred and sometimes. more miles
away. 1t is not always the enthusiast
tic young man, either, who INDUCES in
the luxury of a motorcar.
There passed through the town OF
Colby few days ago w. ]. Warner,
who, with his wife, was making the
trip from Pratt to ST. Francis in a
touring car.
Pratt Is near the south line of the
State and a little west of the center
and St. Francis, Cheyenne County, Is
in the extreme northwestern part OF
the State, so that they had travelled be
tween three and four hundred miles to
reach their friends in Cheyenne COun
ty.
II believe l am entitled to drive q
motorcar," said Mr.. Warner, because
came to Kansas and first located II
Grand County in 1884. The methods
of transportation then differed consid
erably. They then came with OK teams
and some Of them with one horse o.
mule and one OK, which made Queel
looking procession, unless you wer,
somewhat used to 1t. Yes, am
farmer, and have been down in Prat
County since 1894. l have never beef
over this road before, which makes
all the more interesting to myself ant
wife. We have been making very goo
time, but we are in no particular hui
ry."
Mr.. Warner had on his rough work
ing clothes, and his wife wore a BIZ
striped apron and sunbonnet. The tour
lists evidently were out for enjoymen
and not for style. Bidding adieu to tn
correspondent, after having posed TO
photograph, Mr.. Warner resumed hi
journey to the west, where there ar
many stretches of country where h
would travel for miles without seem
, any houses, but the main roads ar
well graveled, and Mr.. Warner said i
leaving, I'VE will get to st. Francis t.
: night"
Thus the motorcar replaces the hors
on the roads and in the hearts of Wes
ern Kansas farmers.-Kansas Cit
] Star.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19
the coveted place of expert account

the coveted place Of expert account
ant.
He found he could not keep his
mind on his work and presently he
called the office where Marion was en-
ployed and asked for Miss Seymour.
She had not received a bracelet by
messenger or express, and the hurried
conversation left George without a
clew to the mystery and Marion very
much perplexed as to what he meant
by his questions.
When he went home that night 1t
too was late to call at the jewelers. to
seek an explanation, but he told the
whole story to Marion.
"Why, you foolish boy she ex-
claimed. Don't you see what has
happened? The clerk, by mistake,
sent my bracelet to Mrs. O'Brien and
sent her bracelet to you. The first
thing I will do tomorrow morning
will be to call on Mrs. O'Brien
and get my bracelet, and at the same
time relieve you of the imputation of
stealing hers. Isn't it horrid and low
of them to think of such a thing?"
Marion was shown into the thickly
padded drawing room of the O'Brien's
next day, and had plenty of time to
look at the wonderful upholstery in
the way of plush and auction pictures
before Mrs. O'Brien came bursting in.
George had not badly described the
oomptroller's wife-she was stout and
vulgar, and-yes, cunning. But there
was a kind look back of the beady
blackness of her eyes.
Marion explained why she had
called. Mrs. O'Brien stared and burst
into laugh.
ITO be sure" she cried II remem-
ber trumpery bit bracelet coming to
the house. l thought 1t was a foolish
joke. You shall have it at once, my
dear, and then you can feast your
eyes on mine"
She went into the hall and called
loudly.
"FinnetteI Finnette! Apportez
mong, sill vous plat, cetter-cette bijou-
terie nouvslle que tai recu recem-
mong."
There was a short wait, and then
the stout lady came back with two
jewelers. cases. She clasped the great
emerald bracelet on her pudgy arm
and held out the other to Marion.
"Is this little thing yours" she
cried, laughing. And a clerk in
James office bought 1T for you? l
wonder he didn't die of expansion of
the heart.
Marion drew herself up proudly
and was about to speak, but Mrs.
OBrien interrupted her.
i NOW don't get huffy, my DEAR
she said. IT want you to tell me the
whole story. You are engaged to this
young man? Well, when are you going
to marry him?"
Marion took courage and ccnfided
the truth to Mrs. O'Brien, who accom-
panied the story with many "ohs''
and "Ahs.'
"And he's qualified to take old os-
prey's place, Is he3" cooed Mira.
O'Brien. 'WeIl, If that's 20. I'll see
that he gets 1t. Come along with me
ana wen drive straight down "a
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19
A MADAGASCAR SPIDERS WEB.
Its Great Strength-An Experiment
in Weaving.

Its Great strength-An Experiment
in weaving.
1t Is interesting to know the practi-
cal uses to which the webs of a large
Madagascar spider might be applied
to replace silk for woven fabrics" said
Fisher S. Williams of London, who is
interested in the manufacture of silk.
Il know from visits to the interior
of Madagascar that the webs spun
many feet across the walks or shady
avenues of gardens are sufficiently
strong to hang thereon a light bam-
boo walking cane. At the Paris ex-
position of 1900 a whole piece of fab
ric eighteen yards long and eighteen
inches wide was exhibited which was
woven out of this web, for which it
was necessary to provide 100000 yards
of spun thread of twenty-four strands.
For it's manufacture $4,000 spiders
had to be brought into requisition and
these were procured by offering the
natives so much a hundred; but not
knowing or ignoring the purposes for
which the insects were required and
having a get-rich-quick desire, they
brought them in by basketfuls, mostly
dead. 1t was found necessary for the
winding-off machines to go to the cpl
ders instead of calling In the spiders
of the f1latories. However, the piece of
cloth was completed and was Of a
shimnering golden yellow color.
1.-The idea of obtaining silk from
the spider is an old one, as distin-
guished men in France discoursed on
tho subject as long ago as ITO, but
the first study of this Madagascar spi-
der came up some ten years ago, and
the spinning of its web was then unt
dertaken. It Is only the female that
spins. The first difficulty in obtaining
the thread direct from the insect con-
sisted in contriving how to secure the
living spider 30 as to wind 1t OF by
some mechanical process from the in
sect. This was originally performed
by confning spiders In empty match
boxes with the abdomen protrudinR.
The extraction OF the web does not ap-
parently Inconvenience the insect, al
though care has to be taken not to In
jure them."-Washingto Herald.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

A Michigan shoe dealer, rather tardy
in paying up, received the following
letter from a wholesale shoe house:
"Our cashier fell unconscious at his
desk this morning. Up to- this time,
p. M, we have been unable to get word
out of him except your name. May we
say to him, with view to his immedi-
ate recovery, that we have your check,
as we think that is what is on his
minds"
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

Marion, who had been taught to re-
port her misdeeds promptly, came to
her mother one day, sobbing penitent-
ly.
Mother, I--I-broke brick in the
fireplace"
"Well, that is not very hard to REM
edy. but how ON earth did you do it,
childG''
ct pounded it with fathers watch. y
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19
Be a Beauty Artist.

We teach our representatives free
many earning $40 per day by our new
and successful plan. Write to-day for
home territory. Pacific Supply Co.,
Washington block, Seattle.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

Mrs. Kicker-If you are going to am
other of those banquets, don t sup
pose you will know the number Of the
house when you get back.
Mr.. Kicker-Oh, yes, will. I un-
screwed it from the door and am taxi
ing it with mel
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

Friend (noticing the confused heap Of
goods of every description scattered
promiscuously around the store) Hello
what IS happened9 Been taking an in.
ventory, had fire, or are you going to
move out2
Merchant--That shows how little you
know about storekeeping, We have
merely been waiting on lady who
dropped in for paper of pins.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1909-11-19

She-How could you tell papa that
you were up every morning in time to
see the sun rise, when you don't get
up till nine9
He-That's all right. The sun rises
until noon, doesn't it9