The Washington times., 1909-01-09
If He Changes Neck Band
to Suit Girl, He Loves
Her.
ARDENT LOVERS
EASY TO FIND
So Can Men Say They Love When
They Never Knew Its
Meaning.

cares for one or note After all, this IS
the greatest of problems The mere
fact that he tells YOU he does has moth
ing 10 do with the case. Who was IT
said that it IS easy to say 20 girl you
love her If you do not, and hard 10 say
SO If you doe"
Il haven't an ideaw I remarked,
though I saw that AnuabeI was not ex-
pecting an answer and probably did
not wish one.
IT'S the simplest thing in the world 20
discover the income of your friends and
their habits, and whether or not they
are honest II is easy to find out if their
ancestral tree has the proper number
OF branches and whether their csCut-
cheon Is blotIess. both comparatively
unimportant matters, but there is alb
soIutely no way to discover whether OF
not the man you care for cares for
you"
"Oh. yes. there tsg' replied.
Leonore, you're wonder" cried my
friend Annabel Ironically, and / saw
that had annoyed her. Then there
was long silence, but finally she said
"How?'' as j knew she would
You might ask him to change the
shape of the collar he wears" ex-
planned.
WhatT' exclaimed AnnabeI
Surely II is not necessary for me to
explain TO you, specialist that you are
in matters concerning the other sex
that early in his grown-up career each
man chooses special brand Of collar
Lor his very own and wears IT, though
the skies fall His devotion to his
mother is not greater than his devotion
10 ms collar Usually It has name, a
ar-sOrt-Of-a-name like 'Pensa-
cola and IL is to Pensacola that the
man pins his faith and his Cravats."
Cravats Don't Pin.
"Cravats don't pin" put ia Annabel
but I waved her aside.
II have known men TO wear a Pensa-
cola every day Of their lives from the
moment they were sixteen until the day
sof their death from old age, and never
10 change except when they were put on
their dress clothes. when they were per
fectly miserable at being without their
next friend and declared their thrOats
were cut by the points or the standing
collar they had assumed for the occa-
sion.
IT can describe the popular Pensacola
with my eyes shut II is rather low and
rounded at the corner and displays
large portion OF scraggly throat. Tt is
the just and un1ust-by the man with
short, fun throat, the man with a
short. fun throat the man with long
slender throat. the man with a square
chin. him OF the round chin and him
1T is a thousand times easier 10 per
Suade a man 10 change his wife than
D. is 70 induce him TO change his brand
Of collars.
How absurd" said AnnabeI
Not absurd at all, I replied. "Sug-
geSt TO me man about the state OF
" hose affections YOU feel dubious that
you don't care for his collars and that
YOU want him to wear higher ones and
see what he says. If he accepts your
suggestions and does this. be sure that
greater love hath no man than this.
and that an he needs is q little gentle
GnCOura cement
''He does wear ugly collars, now that
you speak of it, said AnnabeL
Devotion to Test.
"Df course he does: go do they all
once I knew a man who was engaged
10 a girl and she put his devotion 20
his test and ne changed the brand OF
his collars 1t is related OF him that he
looked lovely iu his new high ones"
Wasn't 1T dear OF him2'' cried Anna
HeI enthusiastically
Then the day after the Weddiug he
appeared IN one Of his old collars, and
leaTtbroken bride that high collars hurt
him. He said his throat might not be
much 10 look at but II was the only
one he haa and that 81 WAS OF more
use o. him uncut
What did she do with the ue-GGigus
VILLAIN demanded AIDabeL auErlIv
Nothing. What could she dgg There
was absolutely u0 redress Tabecou5na
.eekWeaF ls not a cause for divorce Iu
Jlls Stata. even 81 So should be- SO She
O H.#
or depFaFltF as her husband r
He viii never marry me- said Au-
mabel, sadly
T thought t wise u.. O.. .-. the
name.
why not" inquired
Because j ann too suitable. a......-
ed my friend. There is absolutely no
reason Why we should not MANN Ne
have no religious dinerencaE. no roI.f-
ical differences. no family feud to make
the thing pl4uaut HE has sufficient
money. we Ike the same things. and
no one is opposing the match. What
possible reason then could there Ea FOR
our marrying
sat ,u O. stupehed silence.
Obstacles Essential.
If you want a really ardent lover. He
must be impossible from some point OF
view. DO you suppose Romeo and Ju-
liet would have adored each other as
IGey aid, IT, Romeo could have Tgug the
bell az Julets paDas front door been
admitted by the maid. selected au easy
chair lu slaloWy corner. and there
sa- and held the hand of the NarOues=
Maiden no. indeed. he would probably
nave thought her merely sweet little
lhingf ana would nave gone On his way
ana married some one else.
but as Ec had 10 climb garden walls
ana meet her ciau1esLiuelys with every
member OF two whole houses opposing
iis suit naturally his love grew and
grew
Cant YOU pal some one 90 oppose
your young mau2' ] inquired auxigusIy.
Don't c-U him my young man.. 10
sounds 90 a1pmluabiy like tho acullerg
maid. and no one VIII oppose him, he
is too desirable"
Il can't see now you ever managed 10
care for hIu 81 there were not some
handicap"
..Neither DO g." sighed huuabeL .gat +
am hoping l3e impeccaHiIitg is only "a
sham"
We'll If YOU wish TO know positively
whether he cares for you ask Him 10 /
change his brand 0t collars II he does
80, even tor @ week he loves Won not I
wisely. but too well" ass.-red Ea-
from the depths OF my experience and
went away. LEDNORE CALVERT /
You prove the matchless quality ~ /
'Salada' Tea the first time YOU drIrI, +
d. Get Zoe trial packet from yUur
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