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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
LOVES DoUBTING.
A Phase Of Life Through Which Many
Married Women Pass.

The only incidents that married our
happiness were sudden and inexplica.
BILE flare ups. Occasionally. to our
amazement. trihe would make us
glare at each other like animals and
speak bitterly. Five minutes later we
would express our regret and shame
Soon perceived that these quarrels
were due to nerves and to the trials
of adjustment. One evening we had
an argument that was particularly
violent and distressing. 1t ended by
Franks going to bed. remained in
the seat where had been reading, and
for long time pretended to myself
that l was going on reading. Present
~ tears fell on my book. Then said:
"How silly all this is! am making
myself suffer, and am making Frank
suffer too. l will go and tell him that
l am sorry" So stole into the bed
room. He was sleeping peacefully
That little experience, not without
humor as look back on it. made me
first realize how differently Frank and
could be affected by the same cause
i l. uUlhSu lue VI lily uuedSl-
ness. Soon l stopped reading aloud to
Frank; why, l can't remember. Little
things disturbed me. At first the
thought Of them used to be swept
away by my delight on seeing Frank
in the evening. Then too, there would
come the feeling that those things
were accidents and would not occur
again. In the second year of our mar
riage, just after dinner, Frank would
read the newspaper till he began to
doze. Then he would rouse himself
and try to be agreeable. The effort
troubled me. There was also the quiet
and efficient deciding of little details
without reference to my wishes. And
here felt there was danger Once l
said to myself, Suppose l should tire
him. and grew cold. Then thought
OF the moment when l should discover
that was firing him. Here my sense
Of humor came to my rescue, and
felt better. l imagine that many
women pass through this phase
American Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
The Minds Power.

"Zola," said psychologist, "once
wrote in lady's album that his favor
lite amusement was writing and his
favorite wish a sudden death. lola
died suddenly.
"And it is a strange thing said the
psychologist, .that those who prefer a
sudden death usually have their pref
efence gratifed. It is one Of those
things which go to show the mind s
mysterious power. Who knows but il
is this very desire for death, quick
painless, undreaded, which actually
causes that happy kind of death? The
mind, you know, has a power that we
have only just begun to understand. y
Philadelphia Bulletin.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
ONE OYSTER ENOUGH.
He Swallowed 1t Alive and Had to Kill
1t After It Was Down,

A farm laborer from the interior on
small oyster shop where a number
of men were eating raw oysters. The
extreme satisfaction displayed on the
faces of those about him created long.
ings of gustatory nature in the new
arrival, who edged his way up to the
counter in anticipation Of eating a
real live, juicy oyster.
It was the first time he had seen an
oyster, and he became at. once inter.
ested, and when the shellfish had been
finally uncased he proceeded to bal
ance it on the end Of his fork, then
gulped it down.
Great Scottv' shouted a man stand.
ing near him. you haven't swallowed
the oyster alive. have your
There was horrible pause.
'"That critter will eat right through
you" shouted another
By this time the poor country man
was shaking with fear and horror. He
commenced to have terrible pains in
his abdomen and was soon doubled ur
in his agony he begged some one tc
go for doctor to get the thing out
He continued to grow worse, when
some one suggested that he take a
dose Of tabasco sauce, which it was
claimed would kill the object that
was creating such terrible commotion
in his internal arrangement.
He grasped the bottle with avidity
and took draft. His condition. which
before had been alarming to the vic.
tim, now assumed serious phase to
the perpetrators of the hoax.
The man gasped and choked He
became black in the face, and tears
were running down his face, when
some one thrust bottle of oil into
his mouth, and be was forced to drink
copious drafts.
The effect was magical. The oyster
was evidently dead" He became
more composed. and when be finally
recovered his breath he said:
"We killed it. But when that darn
ed stuff got into my stomach that oys-
ter rushed around as il a shark was
after it."-London Scraps.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
Removalofa Wen-known Furrier.

1t will undoubtedly be of interest to-
the many friends and patrons of Chas.
A. AibEecht, the we'll known furrier of
/ st. Paul, to learn that he has removed
to better quarters at No. q West 9TH
st. This is between Dyer Bros. Mu-
sic House and Carvings Uptown, and
across the street from the new Million
Dollar Hotel which is in course of
erection.
+ Mr.. Albrecht came to ST. Paul in
1864 at the age of a years, and star
ted to work for his brother who had
established himself some years previ-
ously. Later on, he became partner
in the firm Of Albrecht Bros, but in
1895 he left the firm and established
himself at 3S4 Wabasha st. where he
remained until last February.
Mr.. Albrecht has a large number Of
regular customers. and is continually
getting new ones. This is due to the
fact that he sells his goods for what
they are, at prices that are as low as
is consistent with high quality.
Through close connections with the
leading fur markets of the world, he
is able to show his patrons the very
latest models, and as fine an assort-
ment of skins as it is possible to Sc
cure.
Visitors to the State Fair who are
thinking of purchasing anything in
furs, either now Or later, will do we'll
to call on Mr.. Albrecht He will be
glad to see his New Ulm friends, and
to extend them every courtesy. He
has decided that he will allow all pur-
chasers during the week of the Fair
the same discounts on goods that he
has been allowing during the summer
months. EThis means that you can buy
fur goods now at real saving, be-
cause the regular prices of the goods
are in plain.fgures.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
HE BUFFALO.
A Good Surveyor and One Of Our First
Roadmakers.


The buffalo was good surveyor. II
did not reason out why it should go in
certain direction, but its sure instinct
took it by the easiest and most direct
paths, over high lands and low. to the
salt ticks and water courses which
were its goal The authors Of 'The
Story of the Great Lakes" Edward
Charming and NJ. Il. Lansing. say that
the buffalo observed something like
the principles which today govern the
civil engineer
AS soon us the explorer landed on
the southern shores of Lakes Erie.
Michigan and Superior he came upon
buffalo roads or traces. Sometimes
these We're narrow bitches, a foot wide
and from six inches to two feet deep,
trodden down by the impact of thou.
sands of hoofs as herd after herd of
buffaloes had stamped along in single
file behind their leaders
When the first path became too
deep for comfort because Of repeated
travel the buffaloes would abandon it
and begin second path alongside the
first, and thus the frequented traces
would be gradually widened
Again, an immense herd of these
heavy animals would crash through
the forest, breaking in their rapid
progress a broad. deep road from one
feeding ground to another. AS this
route would be followed again and
again by this and other herds, it would
become levet and hard as a rock. SO
that there was great rejoicing in pio-
neer settlements when the weary road
makers, struggling with log causeways
and swampy hollows. came upon a
firm, solid buffalo trace. Nor was this
an uncommon experience.
The line of many of these roads is
followed today by our railroads and
canals, as it was followed by our log
roads and turnpikes.
The buffalo followed the level of the
valley. He swerved round high points
whenever it was possible, crossing the
ridges and watersheds at the best nat
ural divides and gorges, and he crossed
from one side of a stream of water to
the other repeatedly in order to avoid
climbing up from the level, after the
fashion Of our modern loop railways.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
Turner Hall
Program of Classes in GYMNASTICS.


Boys class, ages to IL: Wednesday
afternoon, 4:30 to $780, Saturday
forenoon, 900 to 10:15.
Boys,class, ages Ii to IA: Monday
and Thursday afternoons 4:3Oto $50
Youths class, ages IA to II: Monday
evening. 7:30 to S:45 and Friday eve
ming, 1870 to $3.50.
Girls class, ages to II: Tuesday at
ternoon, 4:3O to $50, and Saturday
forenoon. 1915 to 11:3O.
Girls class, ages II to Is: Tuesday
and Friday afternoons. 4:30 to $50.
Misses, class, age over Is: Wednesday
and Saturday evenings, 80 to $50.
Ladies' class: Thursday evening, 500
to 900.
Mems class: Tuesday and Friday eve
nings, $3.50 to 9:45.
Fencing class: Sunday forenoon, 1000
to IL 80.
Sunday School: Sunday forenoon.
1880 to 11:45.
HERMAN Helm
Instructor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
PLANNING Ahead.

'Theater parties said the prospec-
tive bride, twill cost about 5000 an
nually, flowers as much more and
bonbons, say, 500. Certainly we can
marry on $500 a year"
"And have a snug surplus, y suggest
ed her dad, '.for such incidentals as
grub and clothes and house rent
Philadelphia Bulletin.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08

The secret Of success in life is for
q man to be ready for his opportunity
when 1t comes Disraeli.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
The trouble isn't with one SANDER.

Ing tongue so much as with q thou
sand listening ears.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
Still Possible.

SUncle, can't be pirate when I
grow up?'
.'Sure you can. son. What do you
want to pirate books or plays ?"
Louisville urier-Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
The Remedy.

Doctor, I'm troubled with terrible
buzzing in my ears"
Get divorce. Boston Transcript.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
Iha critic.

What do you think of this picture? ~
ssRottenr'
ssWhy, it was taken from life
PITY the artist wasn't" Cleveland
Leader.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-08
One Girl to Another.

Edyth-Jack says l was made to
kiss.
Mayme-A diplomatic way of re-
ferring to your turned-up nose, wasn't
it?
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-03-13

~ ~ Ter fsaf. 3of Ps@rSs Lat Fyvn
H~Hser< ~ sptfs Of Rad ss.s~s Esd ws~ra.
ss the rraals Il one customer In aiahuula
county. Ia
tamrAsAs county. Tor. November I
lss, 80 scnilcmcn ~ish 90 ~rtto you
AT~aus nuv Nu~uu MAIZE" gutton
planted ala pounds s~cd the ru,.worns
cat dnan swo-shiras 81 Eny stand aud 90,
- shr rem alhlns shir5 wlil srs 80 pounds
socsi cosEnn- ~Ili plant nothing .gse
ne,' reG IL has tho 'lne~' staple ever
Yours truly W T. n
Hn"'h1s Toraa customer wt,ies "a Ccso-
~ s:th
Arp sell pleascsf wtsh mr. MoSUr Max.
rn II ~as not planted until after the
1sh Il MAY. AMI onIy had three pounds
- soed rusion- checked tny ground and
planted ono arfc- Have pieari so FAR
: tn r.aanta And ~tIl sri about en- more
rhinA fhas 10 ~ull enough. planted whca
" ~as asad the weesi In u in-n~
l. ~ IL. tt"pkins Cuun,y. Tvr.~
NaaEAni Couu,y, To,. oc,obos Ia tss-
ss~n,letaeti Your Mo~nf Make Tot.
snn To- y Planted mine Junr ~ and
tn srIsc 81 the g~oli wc-vii ~ has made fnc
cotton planted the nix Boil Ilohlnson
ussnu same aaT stac By side on tn. same
ainA ~ land. and 9Th same cultivation.
FuT MuNEf MAarH ~tll make twirr
as much- u Ia The cotton ior "a ! am
suins "a puI rny hole cfop tn II,
W ~ II.
hAutfnan county. TrHaa, Nosvmhss m.
Tear sits planted thrc- t-aun3s ~
hnnnt MsGrE cotton seed. and stll
tnAAc aF~oas so psoasnas scca cotton. I
stnnrai n. E@uunds 81 ~ yesterday aud the
euston burgers told ssar 10 had hale OF II
thsF eopta give r1u tao cents pr pound
tsa"f" iaf - than other cotton. counted
- hollis un usao ssais. that Ia ghr uoss
have cN"r @rcn Atm wcII plrasri attn IL.
Yours truly NJ N.
AnA trusu patAhona
piAntosi ah~put ono arrr n lth sir pnunds
Have ptr a csi II over swO sInrs. and gather
c. sit hundred pounds and att probably
act About ~ nutc. l gave thls cotton
reasonable attention aud must admit l. Is
the tiassst truthful ~ haa ever b~ru uy pri'
FilcEc so sry. VIC have t~oil wu~Nu In
abundance.
In another ono Ut the many letters from
Nlsslssippi Ia tho following statement:
ain thoroughly aati.noa with "MoShf
MAKE" had traction tcsa than three"
tuurtha arrv ordinary land. | wanted TO
Give II an accurate test have plrAed
tb t~nunda and at least iou more Ia pick.
have etnnoa a aoi pound bale. and run
out the roll h.torp ginning a. aud lott FOIL
Ia Gin "a hen done. Yours truly. J, J. u.
SECRETARY Farmers atom.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-03-13

rnahorua county. MIsaN. >usenst-cr -
lar, -IACar Slrs have been rrins so Get
ms cotton IN shape shai co1ld Give Tnu
actual rcsulis ttwing io = sin IRE hal
to wals Nu noa. I planted tao arfra
NOISY Make" and hav. picked zsSs
pounds ses-d cotton. and gtnnra nut swu
halea ono weighing ia tho ufhes 90
think ~ slmpiF nne. have about ~
pounds more Ia plea 80 iho acscs- I've
rishi ia tho Iselia Yours truly. j. -. /.
IiasahA county Ntss II have tsr~n
thinking tor @utae tsFae II vftt&nf 900
About Mn~r4 MaAsu Sustnn. II has
tse~u noticed hf sSofr nc IsassinE q hn gs
interested IN the itB ptuHefsse Mt 81 ihcaE easi
ton IL 10 uneonhs0eflg the t-esi ffvIfr~s IN
the negs t-ug hood. al y ho have ssen II
sar o.. I w"sli pus take AnT'hinf su' uaT
seea.
Asf@assAise r,sIS - sssss 81 sAs f~~~sAf
Ffanslln County Ala Ise~crat~r -
Gcniaerueu I mgsi saJ ] arm dsalfhsra
wlth The MosrS MaEnn tussou Tbs
ptegd wAa astonishing cnnsideFins the
drought shAi &c had hcrc. Tho iini 10 the
lunscss ard TIC best cxes saw tuf shorf
staple. fnwts N"lS. ~.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
BANKS NIGHT FORCE.

'Yonder goes the night force to work over at the bank" remarked a man waiting for the owl car after midnight.
 Night force. You're crazy!" came back the man with him. "Who ever heard of night force in a bank ?"
 It was the night force and they were going to work at the bank. They start in every night at 12 80 and work on till morning. Their job is to open up all the big volume of mail that comes to big bank and have it all distributed to the various departments ready for the regular day force when the bank opens for business in the morning.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
SHOWED THEIR GENIUS EARLY
Mozart ana MendeIssohn Were Mu. sicians vf Note Before They
 Had Reached Their Teens.

Mozart may be said to be the only child composer, although Haydn un- doubtedly would have been prodigy if he had possessed the advantage of a musical father, instead of being compelled to teach himself the rudl- ments of composition.
 At the age of II Mendelssohn had written a violin sonata and two pianoforte sonatas. Weber had com posed an opera when only 13, but, unfortunately, the score was de- stroyed by fire. His ''Waldnadchen," " written a year later, was actually performed, however, at Chemnltz, Vienna, Prague and St. Petersburg.
 Beethoven, on the other hand, was hardly a prodigy composer, but as an instrumentalist he was considered sufficiently responsible at 15 to full fill the duties of organist at the Vienna Electoral chapel, with which his family had long been connected.
 Bach, Wagner, Schumann and Brahms were also comparative late development.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
HIGHWAYS NOT FOR SPORT.

The warning of the state highway commission against the violation of laws and ordinances in automobile road races will not interfere with the full enjoyment of legitimate au- tomobilihg. Speed contests as a sport will still be held if promoters and enthusiasts are sufficiently inter- ested to provide the necessary tracks. But the highways belong to the public, and should not, even oc- casionally, be monopolized for any sport. Tests of endurance in all the legal road powers of an automobile may be made. Speed competitions within the limits of the law should be as interesting as tests of ma- chimes and drivers for all practical road service as are contests which put premium on speed forbidden by law. Automobiling for business or pleasure will not suffer by the enforcement of the law Automobil- ing as sport has no place of right on the highway, and it's devotees should not complain if they are forced to seek special grounds, as other sports have been required to do.-Boston Herald.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
TOUCHING IT ON THE TRAIL
Appetizing Meal Prepared by Guide with Meager Cooking Facilities
 Willow Stick Over Coffee Pot.

Our guide allowed me to assist him in preparing the breakfast, though l fancy my assistance might have been easily dispensed with. He sagely remarked that if 1 was going to rough it I might as well begin learning now as any time. It was astonishing how appetizing a meal he prepared with the very fewest conveniences.
 For instance he made bread in the sack of flour without using bread pan. He hollowed out cavity in the flour, poured in water, added salt and baking powder in proper quantities, then proceeded to mix the dough. He did another thing in his cooking that amused me very much. To prevent the coffee boiling over he placed a small green willow stick across the open top of the pot. The lesson in physics soon followed.
 The coffee bubbled and then rushed up to the top as though it was going to boil over the sides and extinguish the fire, but as soon as il touched the willow it subsided like some sentient thing.-Forest and Stream.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
PublicsSchoOl Notes.

The Lanier Literary Society ol the high school has elected the fol. lowing officers for the last quarter President, William A. Wilson vice. president, Louis H. Moore secretary. Miss Elsie Isgrig; critic, Miss Zadie Lee Craig; treasurer Robert H. Lieblong; chairman oi program committee, Mass Marrid- ith Corine Clark.
 The boys of the school have or ganized track team and will have several representatives at the state field meet to be held April "A, in Little Rock. This is our first attempt at track work, but we are going to make them change the records or we will brerk them. We are sure of winning first or second place in several events. Those who will participate in the track events are: Parsons, Wilson, Moore, Harton, Simmons, Charles and Moss.
 The high and grammar school teams played very interesting game of baseball Friday, which the grammar school won by the score of I2 to 1T. Batteries-For high school, Moss and Simmons; for grammar school, Charles and Goad.
 Rev. ]. B. Stevenson conduct ed chapel exercises for us Friday.
 w. A. w.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
THlBETAN ETIQUETTE.

One of the queerest salutations in the world is that of the natives of Thibet. When two inhabitants of this isolated, mountainous country of Central Asia meet, each takes off his hat, puts out his tongue and scratches his right ear. These ac. tions are performed simultaneously The whole performance is analogous to our simple custom, on meeting, oi holding the head and saying "Hov do you do?"
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13

Amos Halter left this morning for Paris, Ark, where his firm has the contract for the construc- ton of the Logan county cou,t- house.
 George and Alonzo Donnell, who have been spending a few days with Pres. and Mrs. w. w. Rivers at Central College, left this morning for Blue Mountain, Miss, !, where they will visit for some time.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13

Nice line ladies slippers at the Racket store. dIt-wIt F. M. Morgan and daughter, Miss Dorsey, have returned dfrom a visit at Little Rock.
 Pres. J. J. Doyne of the State Normal is spending today in Little Rock.
 The Racket Store is the place to get your Laces and Embroid cry. dIt-wIt Misses Ethel and Lodie Lewis of Mayflower have accepted positions at the Commercial.
 The U. D. C will meet tomor- row afternoon at the home of Mrs. H. E. -ureton at } o'clock.
 ]. c Powell of the Holyoke Betting Co.,, Little Rock, is visit ing his brother Claud. here today. When in town call at the Rack ct store and see the embroidery and lace fronts for waists. dit wit "The House Beautiful" Is the title Ofa book on painting. Get one free.
 COLE q co.
 Mrs C. o. Callahan of Muskogee, Okla, arrived this morning for a visit with her mother, Mrs Etta Hardin, in this city.
 J. w. Akin left this morning for trip in the northern part of the state after spending s-veral days with his family in this city.
 Use "fY0Or wax" on your floors, old or new. Cheap and lasting. COLE q GO.
 WANTED-Six yoke of work cattle, either broken or unbroken.
 FIREMAN LUMBER Co. I7o. 3twIts Gleason, Ark.
 Father Blachetus of Altus lectur- ed at St Joseph IS Hall last night to large congregation. He has re- gently returned from trip to Rome.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
Mabry Taken to Iowa.

Little Rock, April I3.-Spend- ing almost two months in the Fed eral jail, J. C. Mabry is again out side today, but he is still in custody, being on his way back to Iowa to face the courts there on various charges He is in custody of Deputy Marshals Guy w. Caron and Jof n Buriis who have taken upon them selves the task of safely delivering him to the United States Marshal at Des Moines, who will remove him to Council Bluffs, where he is wanted for trial.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
LOCAL NOTES.

LOCAL NOlES.
 Cremol;ne. Greeson Drug Co. Celluloid starch makes ironing easy Use Celluloid Starch always.
 Pure Hog Lard at Erbacher's. I36-tf.
 Leave your laundry at the Book store. I6I-tf Cremoline kills lice on all animals and poultry. Greeson Drug Co. Use Cremoline for barb wire cuts and old sores. Greeson Drug Co Cottonseed hulls and meal for sale. Ph one I62. w. l.. Robins. Judge Moose of Morrilton visited his family here yesterday.
 P. A. Hyatt is spending few days in Argenta.
 Miss Freeda Clifford is visitiog friends and relatives at Mayt1ower. Capt. w. w. Martin went to Little Rock this morning.
 Dr. G. s, Brown went to Little Rock last night.
 M. w. Beckett was in the city yesterday from Rose Bud.
 Rev. J. H. Bryant returned from Dardanelle this morning.
 Mrs. Aida Harnwell has return ed from a visit at Little Rock.
 Herman Imboden left overland this morning for Paris, Ark.
 l.. M. Dickens of Greenbriar is in the city today.
 Rev. w. F. Dallas of Vilo1ia is in the city today.
 The greatest bargains in faces and embroidries is at the Racket Store. dItwIt A pretty line of faces and dress goods at the Racket store. dIt-wIt
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
PRoDDlNG THE MUSE.

Admiring Friend-And do you write those lovely verses whenever the spirit moves you?
 Poet-Nope; when the landlord threatens to-!
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
WHAT CiNCHED IT.

The Young Man wish to thank you, sir, for giving me your as- sistance in persuading your daugh- ter to marry me.
 The Old Man-Sir, l was violent ly opposed to the match.
 The Young Man-I know it.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
so SUDDENl

"Haw," said the critical Britisher "your streets are beastly muddy. l wonder, hay, that your skies are clear"
 "That is on account of our sky. scrapers, Lord Reginald" we ex. plained.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
CRAFT.

Landlord-You can't leave this hotel till you pay your bill.
 Guest-Will you put that in writ ing Cleveland Leader.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
ITS OPPOSITE RESULT.

"Queer, isn't it, what hard thing it is to deal with ?" "What's that?" "Soft coal"