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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

death. Stock gambling ruined Charles
Coster and drove him TO self-destruc-
uoa. hut the losses In the market were
Let as much 10 blame as the exposure
which he would have been forced TO
face. Like ali others In the same line
OF business, he sought TO cloak his
operations I'm secrecy. In the bull
movement, previous To the panic, he
cleated up something like $2000.000.
His success caused him 10 plunge
deeper into the speculative pool
With all his cxperiencelhe did not ap-
pear To realize that he was on the
wrong side OF tla' market, but kept on
selling steel short, at %. until every
thing ho possessed was swept away
from him.
A few days before Barney killed him
self. Carl Wlnsterer, who had invested
every dollar he possessed In margins,
swallowed dose Of carbolic acid in 4
hotel In New Rochelle. rather than live
and make explanations.
IL was the sensitive nature OF Prof.
Lucicn VI. Underhill. of Columbia uni
yersity that was responsible for his
inability 10 meet reyerses. He became
violently insane. tried To kill his wife
and daughter. and then cut his throat.
Dread that his methods would be re-
veaed In a public trial led Howard
Maxwell. the indicted president OF INC
suspended Borough bank, OF Brooklyn.
TO destroy himself.
Brokers Become Dersnged.
Clara Bloodgooi, the actress (Mrs.
William l.aimbecr). had all her money
tied up in the knickerbocker Trust
Co. and unable to continue the style
of living t. which she had been ac-
customed. she shot herself In BATH
more in December. 1907.
Charles H. Seabrook had all his
available funds tied UP In the Knicker-
booker Trust Co., and fearing pow
erty took carbolic acid at his home
on Morningsideave the day before
Christmas in 1907
Emmons Clark. son OF the late Gen.
Emmons Clark, lost large sum or
money In the panic, He was SO shock
ed by the exposures OF gambling In
stocks. which he did not believe exist
ed. that he shot himself on train
near Jersey City on his way home
from japan. April p, 1908.
Charles A. Murphy. Wall-st. lawyer
and SPECTATOR shot himself the follow
ing week after heavy losses In the
market
Mrs. Celia A. Walton. who lost part
OF her fortune In the San Francisco
came 10 New York In the
hope Of getting back what she had lost
by speculation In Wall-st. She lost
every remaining dollar and took dose
of cyanide OF potassium.
The crash of the firm OF I. A. Mcln'
tyre d co. and OF Ccster. Knapp
Co followed by Coster's suicide. so
affected Mcintyre that he was sent to
a sanitarium for treatment.
AT least ten brokers who never came
into any particular prominence became
dcranged mentally In the week follow
ing the apparent end OF the panic. In
every instance their condition was due
To anxiety caused by the fear that they
would be ruined II the insistent de-
mands for publicity OF stock transac-
tons were complied with and the
gambling game hampered or destroyed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
BISHOP McQUAID is
BURIED IN SEPULCHRE

ROCHESTER, y. Y. Jan. 22-With
all the pomp and impressive ceremony
OF the Roman Catholic church. the
body OF Bishop Bernard J. McQuaid
was laid TO rest today in Holy Sepul.
cher, which he had established. Arch
bishop John NJ Farley, OF New York.
ofliciated at the solemn pontifical
mass OF requiem at ST. Patrick's cathe-
dral. In the sanctuary were many dis
representatives Of the
church including Archbishops Quig
ley, of Chicago, and Gautier, Of Kings
ton. Ont, and the various bishops OF
the province
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
LURE OF T|CK ER IS
CAUSE Of MANY
SUICIDES
oRlEF, SHAME AND FEAR IMPELL.
ING REASONS FOR GREAT IN
CREASE IN TRAGEDlEs-sTocK
GAMBLING HAS MANY VICTIMS.

NEW YORK, Jan. 22--More men
have committed suicide. more have
died OF broken hearts and more have
been driven insane by the facts
brought 10 light in graft and scandal
investigations in the last three years
in the principal ci,ies OF the country,
than IN any nall dozen years OF its his
tory.
The death OF William l.. Mathues,
tormerly state treasurer OF Pennsyl-
wanna. has been ascribed 10 pneumonia
Out ii is known To his physicians and
his stricken family that he actually
died of shame. after he had been con
Nicted Of defrauding the state and sen
fenced 70 TWO years Imprisonment
The co-deiepdants, the former audi
tCr'gencra and the former superla.
tenden, of public grounds. similarly
sentenced. and al liberty on S25 900 bail
bending an appeal, have aged percep-
iibly since the judgment OF the court
was pronounced. Five OF the group of
men In Pittsburg charged with the
NJ st fragrant sort OF cheating are in
O state OF nervous collapse. and two Of
Them lave been So stricken with re-
morse That they are under constant
surveillance lest they attempt suicide.
In 80 pc" cent OF all the cases Of
death sc!t-inlicted. or from grief. or
the upsctting OF the mental equipoise.
the cause Is traCeahle directly 10 stock
gambling Oh wildcat speculation. in
the fever TO get rich quick, and only
I'm 10 per cent 10 genuine misfortune
due 10 lack II judgment or unfortunate
tnycstmo hts.
The most noteworthy illustration in
the long list perhaps is that OF Charles
r.. Barney. deposed president OF the
lNnlckC rhocker Trust Company, +. nc III
lis desperate efforl To recoup ris Toss
IF Sl0.000.000 in the panic of 1907 was
Ftrawn further into the malestrom and
Engulfed He Killed himself on Nov. Ia.
907 ail during the week following
two bankers, ruined BY the crash in
Wallst.. took their own lives In Chi
cago. In each instance, as well "a in
he ease OF Mr. Barney, the impelling
cause WAS the fear of What might be
Disclosed ~ inyc tigation.
Death Of Nipple
The suicide OF Frank H. Nipple
president OF the Real Estate Trust Co.
IF Philadelphia. In the latter part 9f
906 was slikingly similar 10 that OF
Barney. both In the manner OF accom-.
liAhment and the causes. Nipple. Z
pillar Of the church. held up as an ex-
ample Of prouity lived double life for
Years. and when the meshes began To
tighten about him. and exposure. be-
came inevitable he sought the only
rcfugc 10 which he could fee-the
brave OF a suicide
II was the fear OF publicity follow
Ing the insurance scandals that result
nd In the practical eXpatriation OF
DANES Hazen Hyde, and In so affect
lag the sensibiities Ind highstrung
nature of John \. Mccall that he
never rallied after al! the amazing
truth came out in the investigation.
The light thrown on the yellow
bog" funG Was generally regarded a.
tespons!ble for the breaking in health
pf Andy Hamilton, and his subsequent
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
TO IMPROVE ROAD
TO FAIR GROUNDS

The county road commissioners
lave applied 10 the state good roads
department for the government award
of $1,000 per mile for roads 10 be
improved under state supervision. The
first application made is for the road
between the ending OF the asphalt
pavement on Woodward-ave. and the
state fair grounds. This will be the
first work undertaken next spring
Tar macadam will be used. and the
distance Il ! 3 miles
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Rene DeRain. %; Elanore NJ. NAL
Tory. 20.
William a. Burke. 20: Anna Kolter,
20.
Louis Wndyka. I'll Kate Kranes, 20.
Malcolm McKinnon. 20. Cora l. Lich-
tenberg. 2.
John Ligeska, 26; Anntonia Boro-
Will 23.
Leonard Baughart. so; Emma n.
Prcuss. "a.
David A. Crider. 20 Martha H., Prize
be. %
John Bliznik. "a. Agnes Ftaura 20.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
MINISTER SAYS WILL
DISPROVE CHARGES

PORT HURON, Mich. Jan. 22-
ESPECIAL Rev. II. w. Freres. pastor
OF the Free Will Baptist church at
Capac. charges that certain village
gossips are to blame for his domestic
troubles He has been sued Tor al
vorce by his wife, who alleges cruel
" and hypocrisy Rev. Mr.. Freres
dislikes the notoriety but calmly
awaits the opening OF the case. say
ing he will disprove the charges.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERURBAN LINES.
Detroit United Interurban Lines.
Flint INlIIrnA-S.I6 m an

Detroit United Interurban Lines.
FLINT LIMITEDs-s:l5 q. m. and
AIS y. IN. Locals for Rochester and
Flint I a. m. and every two hours TO
Rochester and Romeo. a. m, and
every two hours TO 10 p. m; also IL
p. IN.
PORT HURON LIMITEDs-7:4s q.
m. l0.i5 "a. m. 3 IS y. m. "a y. m.
Sa;grdys ony arlS Ss' c fsr
and Port Huron hourly. a. m. TO y:
m; also 8 p. IN. to Marine city. Local
cars run Via Alsonac. To Mt Clemens,
h hs soS So To Mt Il csmsn. 1 vis
Shore Line. hourly. 6:2s a. IN. 10 s:2s
. IN. also IL y. m.
TOLEDO LIMITEDs-s 20 a. m.
II 20 a. m, 20 and $40 p m. Locals
Toledo. hourly, 80 a. m. TO $50 .. M.
also $40 and IL y. IN for Monroe.
JACKSON LIMITEDs-7:ts a. IN.
l245 and S.45 y. IN. Locals for Jack
son. a. m and every two hours until
. D. M. Tor Ann Arbor. a. IN and
hourly until IL ,. m for Plymouth
two hours until : ~ 9. m. also p. m.
and IL ma. Saline cars from fpsi-
lanti
Ior Wyandotte aud Trenton--5.s A.
IN and hl!t-houriy 70 S33 ,. m; hourly
to i33 > IA. sundays. hrst car 40
%. with half- hourly service through
out
For Royal oak. Birmius ham and
Pontinc-6 80 a m. then half-hourly
until = IN. then hourly until IL p. N.
First car one half hour later on Sun
day.
FOR Pennington aud North,iiie--e a.
m and hourly until II , m. For
orchard Lake and Pontiac. s. I, y. IL q
IN; J. ? 3. I. 3. J. ?. IL p N.
LAST ears await closing OF theatera
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
Houses for Italy.

WASHINGTON. Jan. 22.-The
merchant vessel Eva will leave the
New York navy yard tomorrow for
Messina and Reggie with $500 port
able houses Three other ships VIII
follow within three weeks with other
portable houses and one will sail from
New Orleans about the same time
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
Taft Going TO Panama.

CHARLESTON, S. c.. Jan 22.-The
cruiser North Carolina arrived here
at $40 O'Clock this morning The
cruiser Montana Is due here tomor-
row They will sail Monday for the
Panama canal zone with President
elect Taft and party
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
BIRTHS

GIRLS.
Arthur Aucutt. 1899 Lafayette.
Walter Dell. 20s Van Dyke
Arthur Moore. SO Twelfth.
John Wheeker. - Lacrosse.
John Holtz. 925 Beaufait.
Martin Skotzke. GO Weideman.
Winsor Henneker. 3ls Mcmillan.
Albert t.. Kennedy, 1870 sixth.
BOYS
George Fraser. $50 Grand River.
Charles Sell. 1853 Charlevoix.
George Rousseau. 29S Warren.
Frank Patterson, 700 Lincoln.
Charles Hubert. 577 Tillman.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

The abandonment OF goats milk as
an article Of diet by all Europeans liv-
ing on the island of Malta has com.
pletely eliminated "a disease known as
Maltese fever and made the island
one OF the most healthful In the Medi-
terranean.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
DAILY DEATH LIST.

Mary Foster, rs years. 1868 Concord;
enlargement or liver.
Helmuth Groth. So years. 2ss Di-
vision, asthma.
Charles +. Brueckner, "a years, Ham
tramck. Mich. phthists.
Mary NJ Clifford 33 years. trace
hospital; tuberculosis.
Thomas l. Haight 80 years. III
Eugclwood: senllity.
Morris Weldon, months 1862 Nom
roe. tuberculosis
Charles Wischow. IS years. S91 Wes-
son, gangrcne.
Alfred Cow. years. 227 Morrell;
paralysis 80
Orleans; gastric cancer.
william II TAFT. 81 years, Grace hos
pital, nephritis.
Christena Culotta, 3 months. 1873 h.
Fort. gastritls.
Barbara Horseback, 16 wears. Isa
Jos Campau: abscess OF kidney.
Howard V. Foley l month, al
Eighth: cholera infantum.
Fannie Wine. / year. Children's Free
hospital: pneumonia
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

If you have friend you would like
10 see win one Of the magnificent
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In at once that the contestant may Sc
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
Joseph Adams Granted Divorces.

Joseph Adams, proprietor Of The sa-
loon and restaurant, on Jeffersonave.
opposite the Michigan Central depot
has been granted a divorce from his
wife. Maud. Adams charged her with
improper conduct. and named William
Mcmillan. d news agent as the man
who broke up his home. 4 damage
suit charging Mcmillan with the alien
alton of Mrs. Adams affections Is now
pendlng IN the circuit court.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
a 1,5OO-horse power steam turbine Of
the Mehiinx hnnSe iXnc. L. smn-

plant the present machinery in the
Rochester power plant on the Flint
division Of the Detroit United rail-
way. This VIII make the fourth
steam turbine installed by the De
troit United lines. the others being
In New Baltimore on the Rapid rail-
way. IN the Detroit power station
and I'm Monroe. on the Detroit Mon
roe N Toledo Short line
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
GealoQlst Dies.

LONDON, Jan. Paul j. Hol.
man. formerly of the geological sur
vey. Washington. and son of former
Congressman Holman. died in st. Pan
creas hospital today
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

II you have friend you would like
to see win one Of the magnificent
prizes In the Detroit Times Great
Prize Voting Contest. send the name
In az once that the contestant may So.
cure the prestige and increased
chances OF winning that goes with a
good start.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
New Divorce Suit.

Only one divorce suit was started in
the Wayne circuit court. Friday. Ii
was that OF Augusta II. vs.. Herman
Piotrowski. The particulars are sup
pressed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

MICH CREMATION ASSOCIATION. 3
per cent iuterst certificate Rood for
one cremation r Y K0ib Treas
and General Manager 1926 e Boule-
ward Phone Ridgo 565.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
SHOE REPAIRING.

OLD SHOES made new while yoa wait.
the modsth WY. faTnou5 Shoe tse
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
~ rs.
FJRs.
F. URS

Sold cheaper and as good as anywhete 4
la the city Repair wurk according
ly L. Il. Yost. ls6 Michigan.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

LAND OPENING ON The beautiful
south plains Texas. big money tor
live local real estate agents through
out IT," state. safe proposition fub
farmers or investors. arrange 10 at-
Write or phone. " Armstrong
state Agent. Bellevue Mich.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22
ACREAGE.

HORSES and cows removed promptly
Phone Millenhach Bros West i09- s95.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-22

FOR SALE-One or the best stock and
dairy farms in Washtenaw county
2ls miles from Ypsilant, i72 acres,
good buildings. splendid creek
through farm must be sold to close
estate. CHAS. Il. ROGERS Ypsilan-
a, Mich.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
They Were Discreet.

In the course Of an interview Cardi-
nal Manning a short time before his
death. referred to his boyhood days as
follows: "Well, if you want me to talk
nonsense l will say that it is long
way back to remember, for l am
eighty-three, but spent my childhood
at Totteridge A boy at Coombe Bank,
Christopher Wadsworth, late bishop
Of Lincoln, and Charles Wadsworth.
bishop of ST. Andrews, were my play
fellows. ! frankly admit was very
mischievous.
1.-The two Wadsworths and l con-
ceived the wicked intention Of robbing
the winery. The door was always kept
locked, and there was nothing for 1t
but to enter through the roof. There
was a dinner party that day, but there
were no grapes. This is probably the
only case on record where three flu
ture bishops were guilty Of larceny.
Were we punished? No. We were dis
Greet. We gave ourselves up and were
forgiven"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
EQUALLY GUILTY.
The Apology Made by an Uncon-
sciously Profane Man.

The Apology Made by an Uncon.
sciously Profane Man.
The proprietor Of a certain hotel in
Maine is not only one Of the kindest
and best hearted Of men, but also one
Of the most profane. lie swears with.
out knowing it and means no offense
He spends but little time In the office
and is practically unknown to many
of the guests. One day, however, he
was in conversation with the manager
when lady interrupted them.
II want my room changed" she
said. ut is on the side overlooking
the kitchen, and | am annoyed by the
swearing of some man down there ev-
cry morning. ! am a church woman
and will not stand it another day"
The remarks were addressed to the
manager, for she did not know the
proprietor or that the one who did the
swearing was he.
do you happen to know who that
man isl" he asked before the man
ager could reply.
"No, l do not" she answered
"Well, l do" the proprietor cOntin
ued. land he doesn't mean any more
when he swears than you do when
you get down on your knees to pray
-Lippincotts.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
Not Dressed Eli For The Party

A. proud young housekeeper who had
been presented with a piece of statu'
airy was giving a party. Shortly be-
fore the guests arrived she looked
through the rooms to see that every
thing was I'm order Missing the Venus
from it's place on the hall pedestal
she asked the old butler what had
been done With it,
"Niss Weeny, you mean, ma'amF
he replied.
Eyes, the Venus, Where is it?"
"Well. now, Miss Margrit, ma'am,
excuse me. ma'am. but I jes' thought
as gemmens was expected dis evenin'
I'd better set Miss Weeny under the
staihs. Ladies' Home Journal
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
The Journey.

A little work, a little sweating, a
few brief, flying years; a little JOY a
little fretting, some smiles and then
some tears; a little resting in the shad-
ow, a struggle to the height, a futile
search for Eldorado--and then we say
good night Some moiling in the strife
and clangor; some years in doubt and
debt; some words we spoke in foolish
anger that we would fain forget; some
CHEEKY words we said unthinking that
made a sad heart light; the banquet,
with its feast and drinking and then
we say good night Some questioning
Of creeds and theories and Judgment
of the dead, while God, who never
sleeps or wearies, is watching over
head; some little laughing and some
signing; some sorrow, some delights a
little music for the dying and then
we say good night.-Walt Mason in EN-
poria Gazette
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18

~" E'HPlOymSnt Tor criminals.
Gov Harris Of Ohio believes that
criminals can be employed on a farm
with advantage to themselves and the
state. He proposes that prisoners in
the penitentiary who are not con.
hrmed criminals be transferred to the
reformatory and put to work on the
state farm. 1T is the conditions of
our cities that breed crime says the
governor. Most Of it can be traced
to idleness and drink, and idleness is
frequently the cause of drink. There
is little drink in the country and prac
tically no .dleness. If the young man
who had slipped over the bounds of
law were taught scientific farming he
would come to like 1t and escape the
associates who carry him down when
he returns to the city"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
SEEING the soul.

As for seeing the soui-that is a
common human experience. Lovers
have only to look in each others eyes,
they think, TO behold the others
soul. The eye is very much more
t1an The iris and the retina and the
rest OF the optical apparatus. The
eye reserves always a guest chamber
for the presence of the soul, and
when the soul is there it is easy
enough to recognize the fact of its
occupancy.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
ANOTHER WORLD.
This Charming Bit Of Philosophy
Points the Road to II.


Points the Road to It.
| live In two worlds-one in which I
must consider the weather and clothes
and meals and bills coming due and a
host Of duties and obligations, some Of
which weary me. It isn't really bad
world, and haven't much ground to
complain Of It, 1t is comparatively a
poor world, however, when set against
that other world into which l retire
with every opportunity-the glorious,
free and perfect world of my imagina-
ton. The common world the world Of
meals and clothes and weather. / share
with everybody. No preference or spe-
cial consideration is given to me-
often get a kick or a cuff that l de-
spise, even though l know that l earn
ed 1t. But the other world is all my
own. / am it's creator, king and mas
ter Nothing happens in it that does
not please me; nothing exists without
my consent 1t revolves around me. I
am its sun and center; all else is sub
ordinate. There is no order, system or
law in it that gives me the slightest
trouble, for l alter, change or abolish
these at my pleasure. OF course 1 es-
cape whenever l can from the common
everyday world in which l am so in
significant into the world which is
wholly my own.-Orlando Jay Smith
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
Where Is ito"
An omelet WITH Bacon and Potatoes.

An omelet with bacon and potatoes
suggested dish that differs from
those one meets every day, Fry half
a cup Of bacon cut in tiny dice until
crisp and brown. Cut raw potatoes
into dice and fry a cupful of them in
deep fat until deliciously Drowned
Then make the omelet, folding one
half the fried bacon and potatoes with
the omelet, aud turn on to hot platter
Surround with the remainder Of the
bacon and potatoes. - Boston Tran
script
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18
Syringe Bearing Firemen.


A studious fireman looked up from
his book.
"In place of all these here electric
engines, automatic chutes and so on"
he said, 'the only instrument they had
to fight fire with in the seventeenth
century was the syringe. Under the
roof of every building that they
thought worth savlng-like cathedrals
and such-there were big tanks to catch
the rainwater, and beside each tank
hung a syringe a yard long. Then
when a fire came-squirt, squirt, they
went with their syringes, and the
building quickly burned down to the
ground. New Orleans Times-Demo-
erat
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18

we have been arguing for a long
lime that advertising paid. Here a few
months ago one of the boys in the of
uce lost pen, necklace, lccket, CT it
might have been a diamond stud. Any
way ne inserted an ad in this paper
ana let it run several times, and here
'ne other day during the Christmas
clearing up, he found it in the Office
Oothan (Ala.) Eagle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-18

Timon Of Athens had just been mar
ried AS he waited down the aisle of
the chapel with his bride the court
jester cried:
"Wait, Timon. l would have a word
with you"
The misanthrope turned Here was
the one chance of his life for a quip.
"Timon tied waits for no man." he
said. There, now; I'm square with
you" And he drifted out the portal
Exchange