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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1909-07-16
LOCAL MARKETS
Receipts of Produce July 15
Provisions

Cottolene, half Dbl, 1850; half bbls.
l019e; fierce, 10asc 2 tierces 1OAc; tlerces,
101se.
The Western meat company quotes as follows
Hams, 1872 q iSc; picnic hams. 121ac; bacon &
TO lbs, 2012c; toto lbs, 1912c; 10 to II lbs
19i5c; fancy sugar cured bacon 2312c Arrow
bacon, to 10 lbs, 1Sl2c; 10 to - lbs, 1SIac;
light dry salt bacon, to 10 lbs, 1Sc; 10 to II
lbs, lie; medium bacon, l51ae; light medium
bacon, 1512c.
Lard-Tierces 14c, sos 1414c. los 14z.c IS
147sc, IS 15c; compound lard, tierces Size sos
SAc, los 9Ac, IS 9asc, IS 91ac; yellow cooking
oil, 53c per gal. white cooking oil. soc per gal;
salad oil, 5Sc per gal.
Beef-Local prices are quoted Export lots
inspected by the government, are ST per bbi
higher. Extra family beef, $14 per Dbl; family
beef, $3.50 per bbl extra mess beef, SIS per
bhl; smoked beef, 21%c per lb.
Pork-Extra prime, In barrels, s21; clear. 500
mess, So; pig pork, SOS; pigs feet, So for hair
bbls. 81 % for % Id kegs and $3.50 for kits
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The leading futures ranged as follows:
Omen. High Low Ctc<
Cash Grain and Provisions

CHICAGO. July 15.-Cash quotations were as
follows; Flour steady: feed or mixing barley.
% % dose: fair to choice mailing BARLEY; ca
l northwestern, 81 80; timothy seed So so;
clover, SIC. So; mess pork, per barrel. 500 921s
d20. %; lard, per 100 pounds, Sill so; short
ribs. sides Qoose), Sill .521a gil G21a short
clear sides (boxed). Sill. S7lk0l2
GRAIN STATISTICS
Total clearances Of wheat ald -four were
equal TO 20,S00 bushels; primary receipts were
100000 bushels, compared with 669. 900 BUSH
els the corresponding day a year ago Estimated
receipts for tomorrow: Wheat cars; corn,
211 cars; oats, 80 cars; hogs, $4,000 head
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WASHINGTON. July 15.-The condition NJ
the treasury at the beginning of business today
follows:
Trust Funds-Gold coin. $3.50 49,. seq: silver
dollars. $4Se 1868 600; silver dollars of 1890
963. 600. rS
General Fund--Standard silver dollars in gen.
eral fund, $3s. lss,330; current liabilities 500
055.470; working balance in treasury offices
$40, 81 ,406; in banks to credit Of treasurer If
the United States SOC. .523; subsidiary silver
coin. $26. 602. III: minor coin S.. O92 o30. total
balance In general fund. $1l3,e75.524
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New york Money NIark.t

NEW YORK. July 15.-Money on call. easy
al z az per cent; ruling rate, rs az per cent.
closing bid, 1% per cent; offered at IL ner
cent - Pei
Time loans. 6rmer on the long maturities: 60
days, 1912 per cent 80 days 2Iaa3s pcr
cent; six months. 3ss 03Iz per cent "
lrlme mercantile paper, 3M TO per cent
Sterling exchange, steady, with actual bust
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Northern Wheat Market

OREGON
PORTLAND, July 15.--Wheat: Track prices
nominal; club, Sill: valley S117
WASHINGTON
TACOMA, July 15.-Wheat: AIiling-Blue-
stem, old CROP Sl.30; club. S1.14 Export
tSeptember and October delivery 1-Bluestem
S1.o4; club, S1.02; red Russian. 9Sc.
SEATTLE, July 15.--Wbeat-No milling ono
tations. Export-Buestem. $1.24; club Sill;
red. 81 LOO.
Receipts: Wheat. / car; oats. l car.
Minneapolis Flax Market
MINNEAPOLIS, July 15.-Flax seed 81 53%.
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Local Securities Fairly Active;
Mining Stocks Generally Quiet

ness in bankers bills at S4.s5sO@4 $500 for G.
day bills and at S4.s720 for demand
Commercial bills, S4.S5l4 a. 5&.
Bar silver 5Ic
Mexican dollars 44c.
Government bonds steady; railroad bonds, if
regular.
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NEW YORK. July 15.-Hops-Firm 49,.
common to choice. 1908 13dl4c. 1897 nominal.
Pseite coast: 1905 11@15e, 1907 T0iic.
Leatker-Firm.
Hides-Firm.
Wool-Steady.
Parliamentary.
Sugar-Raw. steady; fair refining 3 42e. CEN
trifugal 90 test, size; molasses spear ? -.
refined steady 100
Conee-Futures closed steady. net unchanged
TO . points higher Sales T5OO bags fnci,,sji,,~,
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The poultry market was In fair shape. re-
ceipts being just about sufficient to balance
current needs which were not large. Prices
for an descriptions were easily maintained and
there was hardly anything unsold at the close
Poultry (per dozenl Hens. 81. 5OdJ Tor small
SsG7 for large and $SQ10 for extras; yo,I1g
ROSTERS s709; old ROSTERS, S40j; fryers
S6aT for large and $50 $50 for small broiIers
$4445O for large and S393.5O for small
ducks, seas: pigeons. S1.5O; squads, S2Q2 Is:
geese, S1-5OG2 per pair; gosiings. S29225 per
pair.
Game-N ominaL
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Northern BusiueSs

PORTLAND, July 15.-Clearings, 1882, 1913;
balances, $136 sos.
TACOMA. July 15.-Clearings, $a11 ,022; bal
ances. S51 .005.
SEATTLE. July 15.-clearings, $2,21s. s22;
balances. $4I35 45
SPOKANE July 15.-Clearings 81 1877 596;
balances S2O3. 632
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Meat Market



slaughterers' rates to dealers and butchers are
as follows:
Beef-615 gre per lb for steers. .5aec for cows
and heifers. I.
veal-7@S1Sc for large and 9Ge1sc for small.
Mutton-Wethers, 7@s1se, ewes. 6la@7c per
pound.
Lamb-91a @10c per Id.
Dressed Pork tper lb'-1l@111sc for light and
91aG1oc for heavy
LIVESTOCK MARKET
The following quotations are for good sound
livestock delivered in San Francisco gross
weight:
No. l fat steers, over 900 Ibs alive. &c:
under 900 lbs 33tc; second quality. 3I563Mc
thin and undesirable steers, &C.
No. / cows and heifers, 3d31sc; second quail
ity, 2&c; common, thin, undesirable cows, ~
@215c.
Fat bulls and stays. 1ac; half fat or thin
bulls, 11ac-
Caiyes-Light weight per Ib, 5a5Hc; me-
dunn, 4is@4Ac; heavy, sls@4c
Sheep (per lb)-Wethers, No. 1. 3Z@4c;
ewes, 81 @31ac.
Lambs tper lb)-This years milk lambs 4Ac
Csc
Hogs fper lbl-IIard grain fed weighing 100
to 140 lbs. 1MIHc; 40 to go lbs 71kM7%c:
$50 to $50 lbs. 1he; rough heavy hogs 4i56
&c; common undesirable hogs. 4m4lkc.
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Bank OF bombay DIscoup,
Condition of the Treasury

BOMBAY July 1.-THE rate Of discount Of
the Bank of Bombay reduced today from
4 20 per cent.
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On the broad, sandy beach at Tunttas
Glen-a lovely ride on the Ocean shore
Railway Go Sunday, Time table
page Is.
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Portland Butter Market

PORTLAND July I5.-Butter-City and
country creamery. extras, 29e; fancy, 2692Sc;
store. 1SI20c.
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London Closing Stocks

Bar sIIVer-Steady; 2315d per ounce.
Money-Z Of j per cent.
The rate Of discount in the open market
for short bills is ] 5-16G1ss per cent and for
three months bills al 7-16 per cent
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Wheat Sells Lower at Chicago;
Hops Heavily Contracted Ahead

died and dark amber 4441ac per 10.
Beeswax-2713 @29c per ID FOR light and 25G
26c for dark
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ACTIVITY IN STEEL
BOOMS ALL SHARES
Healthy Improvement in Iron
Trade Causes Demand for
the Securities
New York Stock List

e F. Hutton & Co. 400 California street
members OF the New York stock exchange, FUR
nish the following list OF bond and stock sales
yesterday:
- S-To-E-S 7TIf0b 1T.,vV / Rid. Ask
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Mining stocks

SAN FRANCISCO STOCK EXCHANGE
oiowlng were the sales on the San Francisco
stock exchange yesterday:
EONTGT0CEc
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Buttcr. Cheese and Eggs

California nat cheese was firm feature of the
dairy produce market yesterday and the only
noteworthy price change for the day was in the
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1909-07-16

NHIfLUFHIa STOCK and OH Exchange
81, bid- ASK. d.Ask.
anna 1900. Al Palmer .....,.I.15 /. 40
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CLOSING QUOTATIONS.

Bid.Askl Rid Air
Brunswick c. 90 Gent Euraka nI ASA
Bunker Hill. .2.S0 $50 Eureka NJ a.
NEVADA
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Loans. Exchange and silver

Silver was higher and Hongkong exchange
lower The Bank of England rate remained
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Alaska p A. 70ss II Pac Aux f A. 81
Cal f C A.10o 1ooh Pac Borax. 1907
Cal Wine A. 3TA SO Pac TAT pfd 95b
Bfy& MtTm 115 Do com 80 ~
SALES
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-01-23
HOW PRoHIB1r1oN MORRIS.

In the brief digest sent out of the
reasons given by Governor Patterson of
Tennessee for his veto of the state
wide prohibitory law, which, how
ever. was passed by the legislature
over his disapproval, was the state
ment that among other things such a
law was not just because it would de-
stroy property. Presumably Cover
nor Patterson referred to the property
of saloon-keepers. brewers and dis
til1ers. And certainly the enactment
of a prohibitory law which was en-
forced would make considerable prop
erty of this sort valueless.
But the amount of property of this
kind that is destroyed by a prohibitory
law is inhnitesimal when compared
with the good property that is built
up by it. There is plenty of evidence
in Kansas in the sections where
prohibition has been pretty much of
fact as well as theory that much
good and valuable property has been
created by it. Many and many a man
in Kansas is a home owner today who
would not have been one if the sale
of liquor was legalized in this state.
His savings would have been frittered
away over the bars of saloons instead
of having been placed in comfortable
home for his family
Those who are not familiar with the
workings of a prohibition law and the
material benefits that accrue to a peo-
pie who live under one that honest
efforts are made to enforce, can not
appreciate the advantages of such a
statute. Many men who have come to
Kansas from states where the indts-
criminate sale OF rum was lawful, and
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-01-23
THE STATE FAIR.

The attitude of the legislators from
| Hutchinson and its vicinity and the
people of that territory on the state
fair proposition is one that will surely
not come in for commentator from
the people of the state who have a
sense of fairness and Justice The
Hutchinson folks are in favor of the
creation of an adequate exposition by
the state provided it is established at
Hutchinson. If it is deemed advisable
by the legislature to locate the fair at
some other place, why the Hutchinson
crowd will refuse to give the plan its
support. It's a state fair at Hutchin-
son, or no state fair at all with the
energetic gentlemen in that neck of
the woods.
This is a policy that may be
stamped as being puerile. It is like
the obnoxious little boy who won't
play a game unless it is played his
way. 1t Is a scheme that never &C
complishes much and in all likelihood
Hutchinson will find this out. How
much better is the suggestion of the
Wichitans and the Topekans who are
just as DESTROYS of having the state fair
located in their home towns as are the
people of Hutchinson? They propose
to unite with everyone in the state
who is interested in the establishment
of state fair and work for an ade-
quate appropriation to make this pos
sible. After such an appropriation
has been secured Wichita and Topeka
propose to contest in an honest and
friendly way with each other and with
any other candidates for the location
of the fair. And this is the proper
and only course to be pursued in the
premises.
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JAYHAWKER JOTS

A Beloit paper is responsible for the
story that a COW in that vicinity re-
Gently gave birth to a calf that had
two heads, eight legs and two tails. 1t
did not live long.
The high price of eggs is accounted
for by the fact that a large number
of the cackling tribe have been away
from home at the poultry shows, is a
conclusion of Paul LovewelI.
A Leavenworth Joke" is about a
woman who sent a note to the society
editor of one of the papers there say
ing that she had gone to Kansas City
''to see The Hired Girl meaning
, 1.-THE Servant in the House."
It is getting quite the fashion in
Kansas to get bit by something and
take trip to Chicago to the Pasteur
institute. Many a Kansas man, in
around with him to be sure of being
bitten.-Hutchinson News
The Atchison Globe relates that Ed
Batty of that place has wonderful
dog. Mr.. Batty gets up every morn
ing at o'clock and the dog serves as
his alarm clock. Exactly at that hour
each morning the dog banks four
times under the window of Eds room.
In 1885 VIM. Kindt put a horse
shoe around a little cottonwood tree
on his farm in Ellsworth county, and
there it remained until last week when
Ira Kindt cut the tree down. At the
be about two feet in diameter, and
there were no marks to show that it
had even worn a horse shoe. The
shoe now hangs over the entrance of
this Office to court the Good Luck
Marquette Journal.
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
rFrom the Chicago News.l

From the Chicago News.1
Even hard cash will melt sooner or
later.
Wise men and fools may wear hats
of the same size.
A mean man seems to think the end
justifes the means
You can't keep happiness from break
ing out on your face.
If a man has dollars his wife should
at least have sense.
There's some good in everything and
everybody; look for it.
A woman doesn't think garment
stylish unless 1t is uncomfortable.
One way to get thin is to do all your
own cooking in a chatting dish.
A man has a Unbalanced mind il
he is able to mind his own business.
Some men would rather own an au-
tomobile than have nothing to worry
them
There is a striking similarity between
some monkeys. some mules and some
men.
The man who does nothing will never
live to finish the job; there's too much
of it to do
The rareness of a day in June doesn't
worry the average man half as much
as the rareness of his pay days.
There is luck in an old horseshoe or
Ia four-Ieaf clover-if you don't meet
with a fatal accident or get sick and
die.
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said 1amely. But, say, kittens, I want
to tell you that was idiotically Jealous of
that Roderique fellow, that was all. I
was as much taken in as anybody only
let on different because was jealous I
aRought him the sure thing, and was
-Oh, but he couldn't, FredP" Polly as
serted, promptly forgetting certain
things And Fred, was running away
Never mind. little girl, who cares a
nang! II anything's said on account of
your little filtration with him, I'll take
the brunt of it. Yonoer comes the car
ding"
They had the car to Themselves and
when Polly eSsayed another embarrassed
explanation of her running away Fred
laughed, softly whistling pretty Polly
Oliver. "-(C copyrighted, 1909 by Associated
Literary Press.)
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TIle suspected Beaver.

Sense I toF you bout the OF man
havin' blind tiger in wallxin' stick
an gettin' kotched up with" said the
old lady. "he's been keepin' unusual
quiet-ain't even kicked the house cat
or tried to raise the roof. Pears like
it wuz lesson that done him good.
but it's like to cause him to move out
the settlement, for Deacon Jones. who
seen the Ticker spilled outen the wallin'
stick spread it all over an sense that
eff you shake a walkin' stick at the OF
man he hunts fer kiyer-jest takes to
the woods. I dunno what new scheme
he'll try to work to hide it hereafter;
he bought him a beaver hat t'other
day, an I'm suspicious that it's got a
false inside to it, an that thar's some
thin like half gallon hid in the top of
it whar his bald head ought to be. I
amt had much of chance to investi-
gate, kase the OF man never lets that
beaver out o. his sight, but the other
day when I was a-goin' through the
settin' room tapped -like-an'
in my judgment it didn't ring as holler
as what beaver hat orter. So. as 1
said before. I've got my suspicious, an
I amt goin' to rest tell I satisfy 'em.
It's my firm an onfailin' beliefs that
thar's a blind tiger in the top o. that
new beaver hat?'-Atlanta Constitu-
fi0n
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GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atchison Globe

[F'rom the Atchison Globe.l
They say of an Atchison man that
he married a man.
Some men are so lazy that they
grunt when they walk.
Nearly every bald headed barber has
a hair restorative to sell.
1t comes more natural to fall in love
with money than to fall in love with
anything else.
People don't pay any attention to
what I say. How do they treat your
Drake Watson.
We always hate to get a spot on a
new suit of clothes; it seems to bring
other spots with it.
Most of mems troubles are caused
by an imagination too active, and a
liver not active enough.
We heard a man say the other day:
81 have lots of friends" Well be dog
oned if we feel that way about It..
How do you feel?
They say Atchison has a woman
who supports two husbands; she agreed
TO support No. in order to get rid
Of him, and No. 2 didn't turn out any
better.
The man engaged in blowing, does a
poor job if he keeps watching to see
how the man beside him is doing his
work. And this applies to other work
than blowing.
After a man has nibbled, 1t often
requires a shreWd girl to land him.
Inc trouble seems TO De Lnat the girls
let them nibble too long. They should
be landed high and dry at the first
bite.
A man who dips into politics occa-
sionally may be compared to a man
who engages in a poker game occa-
sionally; he is liable to run into a pro-
fessional. and be worsted The safe
rule is to keep out of politics and
poker.
There should be an Old Mems asso-
citation. The old men who would enjoy
getting together. and talking about old
times, have as few opportunities for
such occasions as If they were babies.
They are usually left to mind the
house at night while the rest of the
family go gadding.
When man comes home at night,
his wife pours forth a recital in mill
stream of all that has happened all
day. Then she gets a hook. puts on
her bait, and begins to fish to find out
what He has done all day, and she
Never Catches Thing. Then she goes
off to bed mad because she told so
much.
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Game Rabbit Kills turkey.

In a fierce encounter between a large
pet rabbit, fighting to save the life of a
rooster, which had been its nearest and
best friend for months. and a savage
turkey gobbler on Josiah Wertz's farm
near West Caldwell, N. J., the rabbit
kicked the life out of the gobbler be-
fore the farmer could save it. The first
blow of the strong hind legs of the
rabbit ripped open the breast and craW
of the turkey. and a second blow cut its
throat. After sparring a few minutes
the rabbit planted terrific kick on the
side of the turkeys neck, breaking it.
The turkey fell dead when Wertz, who
had no idea a rabbit could fight so
hurrying to the rescue
The name of the rabbit is Pinky. 1t
has no mate on the farm. Being lonely,
it made friends with the chickens and
became the chum of Pilgrim Father, a
large Plymouth Rock rooster. Day after
day they went about the farmyard to-
gether, one nibbhng and the other pick
ing.
Pilgrim Father scratched up a fat
worm Sunday. The rooster stood over
1t, clucking and calling the hens to the
feast. The turkey gobbler rushed in
and swallowed the worm. That made
Pilgrim Father angry and 1t spurred
the gobbler and soon a fight was on.
over once or twice. Pinky kept circling
around, eager to help its friend, but,
apparently, not knowing just how to
do it. Finally, the gobbler committed
the indiscretion of pecking Pinky.
That made the rabbit wild with rage.
1t began drumming on the ground with
its hind legs. Suddenly it shifted the
drumming to the turkey. The long
sharp claws first ripped open the COB
bler's breast. Then they cut a big cash
the gobbler keeled over dead with it's
neck broken.-NeW York Press.
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Music Love Gods ANY.

There would be fewer divorces if
there were more high-grade music in
the home, and the little love god would
stay longer were he nourished on the
elevating strains OF good music as well
as upon discussions of the price of ba-
con and eggs"
Walter Damrosch, leader of the New
York Symphony orchestra, gave utter
ance to these sentiments here in an in
terview. Continuing, he said:
There is more domestic discord in
the american home than in that of any
othef country on the globe, and be-
Ieve 1t is because there is not enough
cultivation of the finer things of life.
There is little family music or art of
any kind, and there is small wonder
that elements of discord enter when
there is nothing more diverting than
calculation on the cost of butter, eggs,
and bacon.
THE multimillionaires of our country
are discovering that money does not
take away any of their dissatisfaction
with life. does not reduce their family
life to Utopia or even bearable condi-
lions. and does not give the real pleas
ureS of life.
husband in the tedious recital of esti-
mates on the repletion of the family
larder? What can the weary wife find
of interest In the shop talk of her hus-
bands business
This fact is better recognized in the
homes OF other countries, where there
is greater companionship between
members of the family, and where the
days routine is not rehearsed for the
evenings entertainment. There is not
so apt to be a violent disagreement
over Beethoven's symphonies as there
is over the price Of beafsteak
Il believe every child, boys as we'll as
girls, should be reared in the atmos-
nf hof vi
Of their natures mav fully Develop
st. Louis dispatch to New York Herald
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JOURNAL ENTRIES

The back views of a good many
people are by far the most pleasing.
\ X X
A penurious chap is wise IL he picks
out a girl who would rather waltz
than eat.
It would be a fine plan for every
body to try and look happy even
though they are not.
x X y
Life is not much like the plays and
stories for in it a fellow doesn't al
ways get the girl he goes after
y X
The individuals who write adver-
tisements have no trouble in getting
their contributions accepted by pub
locations.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-01-23

That theory that Kansas farmers,
generally, are the owners of automo-
biles has received something of a black
eye from the lengthy petition from the
farmers Of Sumner county asking that
legislation be enacted providing for a
better regulation of automobiles on the
country roads. If some of the motor
car drivers are as careless and reck-
less in the handling of their machines
on country roads as they are on the
city streets, the demand of the Sum
ner county folks is most reasonable.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-01-23

Wroten ad Looie Linkenfusser.
Merry Xmas, Looie: Skinee wroten-
ing you lasd, Looie, hat opserfed dot
der alleged gufferner uf Uglyhomy hat
peen on der prod vonce again, yedt.
Hiss faforite egsercise now, iss sticking
der local long-horn sheriffs on news
baper men. always held, Looie dot
vot vas nod a crack-shot, to go into
Uglyhomy. Any newbaper dub can go
down dere, but id ISIS customary to
haul him oudt in der Baggage wagon
Ahead, NIT a Undertaken Waiting to
meet him ad der End of der Division.
Der way to did NIT dem Monkeys, ISIS
to meet dem NIT der muzzle uf a as