The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-16
to a point of order, sub.

to point of order, sub.
The Tribune-Sir, your point of order
is out of order as we are not organized
as yet, sir.
King Menelik-Mr. President, if that
is the case, sub, then we have no organ
ization, sub, and nothing is in order
presume, sub, except to tap the tempo
rary President and let the gas off. If
that is the case, sub, then [ withdraw
my point of order, sub, and 1 will in
cert it later, sub. l give due and time
Iy notice now, sub, that my point Of
order must be noted at some time, sub.
The TIibune-The gentleman
Prof. -Mistah President-Mis-
tab President.
The Tribune-You are out of order.
Prof. Webb-That's not so, sub.
am right where l belong. 1 was in
vited to sine"
The Tribune-We must first proceed
to the election of temporary secretary.
Butch, jr.-I nominate Englishcheese-
cake for TEMPORARY secretary.
The Tribune-You mean Anglicus ?
Butch, jr.-Yaw, Anjelliclucus.
Hugo-Mister PRESIDENT, hat great
pleasure in Observation-Disclosures y
Oh, yah, twice, double de nominashun,
yet, yah.
The Tribune-Anglicus is nominated
for temporary secretary and the nomi-
nation duly seconded. Are there any
other nominations? I-I-I-hear none.
Ali in favor manifest the same by the
usual sign. Anglicus is
elected.
| King Menelik President,
renew my point of order, sub, and in
sist upon being heard, sub.
The Tribune-State it, sir.
King Mene4ik-Mistah President, my
point is this: Is this meeting for the
amalgamatiOn of cement between us
an open session or is it a sardine fac.
tory, sub? That's my point, sub, yes.
sub. Loud cheers IN the lower end OF
the hall, among the chocolate creams
otherwise the colored contingent
The une-I-I-I-I-hardly under.
stand the gentleman. At any rate, &C.
cording to Gushing, Roberts, Jefferson
and Reed
A voice-And Old Hutch.
The Tribune-No point has beer
made.
Mr.. Waldorf 1 move, Mr.
President, that sergeant-at-arms be
appointed to separate the sheep from
the goats and find the point of order.
Davy-Ya-a-h, and | desire to add {
'mendment that the flour-faces he KEEP,
on one side of the hall.
Mr.. Waldorf accept tie amend
ment, my dusky prince.
Davy-Huhl?
Mr.. Waldorf-I said l accept you
amendment.
Davy-TLat's all right, then.
thought you said somethingelse.
The Tribune-It seems to me-
seems to me, gentlemen, we are no
making much progress toward organi
cation. I-I-I-I-believe all these mo
, tions and amendments are out of orde
until we find out who are members.
Butch, sr.-Rotten-full of worms
Prof. Powers-Cut 'em out.
!, Otto-Yiminy! Vat yoke!
. Erid--Mr. President, I did not ex
pect to attend this meeting but when
r was Informed that Your August Pei
son was to be here for the purpose O
lending your shining intelligence t
r the occasion pulled down my biogrs
f ply of Daniel Webster, but could fin
3 nothing in it relating to the matte
4 Upon referring to the last pages @
Convict Life at the Minnesota Stat
< Prison, however, 1 found 1 was COZ
u rectly quoted and therefore conclude
to attend, but upon finding gentleme
of color occupying the best seats, wit
o your permission will proceed to clue
date the intricacies of the problem ia,
ing tM Taft administration in Guam
t, where / expect to retire to, att
awhile.
Il William Pinkerton, jr.-I confess
u am at a loss to understand how ma
can
l. Ackermoney-Get along on less tha
l. $2O,O00.O0 year
The Tribune-This is all out of orde
le We are met to-