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The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
House wife lsuspiciously)-Where is
BY Inference.

Bridge Teacher-Now, If your part
ner is dealer and has dreadful hand,
what will she make it?
Mrs. Baker-No trumps.
Bridge Teacher-Why, you don't
know anything about bridge!
Mrs Baker-Possibly not: but l
know all about my partner.-Harper
Bazaar.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

See that your brood coops face thu
south at this time OF year SO as to give
the chicks as much OF the SUMS rays
as possible. but reverse this method
Ms the season advances and the heated
months approach.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Exerelse for the hor.s.

1t is a mistake to keep either young
or old horses stabbed several days al
a time. They need daily outdoor exer-
else for development of muscles and
bones. II the pasture is too short for
them to run in, allow them daily ex.
ercise in an open lot.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Puttinq Him Wise.

Have you a play for next season."
asked the low comedian.
No" answered the manager.
We'll" continued the |. c.. Il can
put you next to something that will
draw we'll"
What is it?" queried the manager.
"A mustard plaster" answered the
other, as he made a hurried getaway.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

It is a mark OF poor farm manage
mont to allow any animals to become
infected with lice. Hogs can not
thrive when their vitality is sucked
AVIAN by these insects. There are sew
eral& bod dips on the market. and
kerosene and grease, mixed warm. are
. good common remedy.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

BILL see purchase in German
tobacco shop entities you to one tele-
phone call.
JILL hope that doesn't mean that
the telephone calls are all for ambu-
lances ?-Yonkers Statesman
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

When you come right down to 1t.
woman can't stand temptation. II
It comes in the form OF a new hat
In store window marked down to
$13.49. A man succumbs to the
tempter when somebody whispers:
THE bass are biting"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Precaution.

"If there is anything a trust hates
to do" said MIR. Dustin Stax, sit is to
break a law
II understand" answered Senator
Sorghum. that is why you have so
often tried to have the law made to
suit you in the first place"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Where the Break Came.

81 thought you and Mrs Brown
were the best OF friends"
we were, until we rented q sum-
n,er cottage together"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
The Rebound,

Every time we were alone before
we were married you used to take
advantage of the fact to tell me what
you thought of me-"
And now every time we are not
alone you tell me what you think OF
me-"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Masculine Viewpoint,

The Bachelor saw something
framed up this morning that was CAL
culated to make women false,
The Widow-Indeed! What was it
The Bachelor-A mirror.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

Newspapers try to post the world.
And keep 1t posted-do their best
And yet some city youth each year
Essays to pick hornet nest.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
The Language Of Love.

Has he proposed YETI"
Not in SO many Words
That's no answer Proposals never
come in words-they consist of
signs. hens. haws and gurgles."
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
THE SUBURBAN BREAKFAST

Coffee cup and roll in hand
And fifty seconds late.
Father breakfasts on the run
To catch the 1908.
Nibbling at a soft boiled egg
And hoofing might and main.
Mother breakfasts she speeds
To catch the shoppers train.
Carrying his bowl OF mush
And double quickenng far,
Tommy breakfasts as he hikes
To catch the high school car.
Thus for suburbs 1t would seem.
Though revenues are lax,
No breakfast tables will be found
On which to lay tax.
-McLandburgh Wilson, In New YorS
Sun,
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
The Latest.

Sandy Pikes-Yes, mum, used to
be de star wire walker in de days
of Barnum. Couldn't you loan me
quarter to join de show in de next
town?
Housewife (suspiciously)-Wh is
your wire?
Sandy Pikes-Don't carry 1t any
more, mum. I'm a wireless walker
now.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

Moneys everything. isn't it?'
pretty near. For instance. 1t is
no use for a man to have broad views
with narrow means"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Deadly.

Winnie Wink-It is no use Of talk.
ing, our hats take the masculine eye
this summer.
Billie Bink-Er-yes; take both
eyes if chap doesn't dodge quickly.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
semInIscentIy Warm.

Subscriber-That new writer in
your paper is giving us hot stun,
Editor-Yes: he used to be in tho
weather bureau.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
AdaptIno Proyerps.

He (dogmantically)- show
which way the wind blows.
She significantly - Well. some
times. in treating party, they show
somebody is raising the wind.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

Miss Oldgirl-Don't you think it's
great improperly to be engaged to
three men at once?
Miss De Flippe-Not If they don't
know it.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Gettin EN- Out Of the Way.

Penman-A certain society has
made me an offer to buy all Of my
poems.
Wright-It must be the Humane so
ciety.-Yonkers Statesman
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

Orville took a fancy flight
Defying gravitation's laws.
But when 1t comes to swiftness his
Flight was nothing like the shah's
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Opposing Results.

There is one paradoxical expert
ence," remarked the Home Philoso-
pher. (which nearly every person
has"
What is that" asked the Humble
Comapnion.
That it strikes no ones sense OF
humor to bit his funny-bone."
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02

Love your neighbor as yourself"
said the minister with great earnest
ness.
Thomas" whispered the lady who
liver next door to pretty young wild
cw, come away. This is no place
yor you"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-09-02
Clever Willie,

On his baby sisters head
Willie broke u piece of tile.
Mamma only smiled and said:
THAT will hold her for while"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
BROTHER OF MRS. ONYON
FINDS HER ON Street
Mind Still Unbalaneed-Claims She
She Was In Second South
Street ROoming House.

Mrs. ". T. OnyOn. who has been miss
ing from the Latter-day Saints hospital
since Tuesday night. was found in front
of her sisters home at 25S South Second
East street by her brother. II. g. JOiley,
jr at $40 o'clock last evening
Mrs OnyOn's mind is still unbalanced
and she is not able to tell where she has
been during the last three days, except
that she was in a rOOming house on Sec
ond South street
H G. JOiiey ir. her brother, saw Mrs.
OnyOn going down Second East street
last evening and believed that she was
on her way TO the home of her sister.
Mrs J. P Edmonds On reaching the
house however. she did not stop, but con-
tinUsd on her way down the street. Mr..
Jolley Immediately stopped his sister and
took her home.
Mrs. Onyon has evidently been well
taken care of since her mysterious dis
appearance. Her clothing was well ar
ranged and clean She was somewhat
weak and very tired. Care will be ex-
ercised that she does not leave the home
again alone while her mind is in its pres
ent condition.
The police are unable to understand
how Mrs Onyon could have remained in
a downtown rOOming house during the
time without being found. A special de-
tail of officers had been sent to 90
through every rOoming house in the city.
but they found no trace of her-
Mounted officers spent the entire day
Yesterday I'm the hills north and east of
the city. searching every spot
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
SPEAKERS FAVOR
CITIZENS TICKET
Movement Takes Definite Form
at Meeting of the Democrats
and Republicans.

A definite movement was begun for a
Citizens municipal ticket last evening at
a meeting of residents of the First mu-
nicipal ward. held in Judge Lewis court
room.
The meeting was attended By Democrat IS
and Republicans Milando Pratt. Demo
GRAFT was chairman. and W. II. I4ovesey.
Republican, served as secretary Speeches
were made by A L Hamlin. Republican,
and NJ r Eakle. Republican. and ". r.
Foster and p. G. Gertzen. Democrats.
Arthur Cummings formerly a Democrat
also spoke.
The sentiment of all the speakers and
of the meeting was in favor Of the nomi-
nation OF Citizens candidate for the
council i'm the First ward. The speakers
also suggested the idea Of extending the
plan to the whole city. and during the
course of their eXtempOraneOuS remarks
made nominations of Mayor Bransford.
Samuel NewhOUse and Councilman Muir
dock for the mayOralty.
1t was decided TO name a COMMITTEES
to confer with residents Of other wards
of the city with a view to securing united
action for q Citizens ticket the purpose.
as was frankly stated. being TO form
some combination by which the control
of the city may be wrested from the
American party. W D Foster. p. g.
Gertzen A l. Hamlin, - s. Reiser and
W. II. LOVesey were named as the evan
gels of the Citizens ticket idea.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
.SPRY ADVOCATES CHANGE
IN DATE OF INAUGURATION
Says Present Arrangement Conflicts
With Legislative Sessions
IN the West

a new reason feT q change of inaugu-
ration day from March ( to the last Thurs
day in April is given in letter of indorse-
ment Of the movement by William Spry.
governor Of Ctah," says the Washington
Star
AT present ne says. inauguration
comes at a time when the legislatures of
the western states are in session. and
therefore the attendance Of the chief eE-
ecutives of many Of the states in that
section of the republic is precluded.
Governor Spry's letter which IS adj
dressed to Commissioner ATacfa rIand.
chairman Of the national committee on
the proposed change of Inauguration day,
is as follows:
II take great pleasure in advising you
that ] will serve on the national COM
mittee on the proposed change OF inausu-
ration day. and shall be pleased TO CO
operate in any way possible to bring about
this end. Aside from the very good Tea-
son for this change as set forth in your
communication. the inaugural ceremonies
now come at a time when the ATTENDANCE
of western governors IS precluded be
cause of the fact that state Legislatures
are always in session A later date would
make it possible for many representative
men to participate in the inaugural pro-
ceedings.
While the Endorsements Of the move
ment for the change of inaugura riOn DAY
continue to pour in to the nationel com
mittee. Chairman mcfarland said today
the committee is waiting for the Organiza-
ton OF the committee in congress DeIoTe
pressing the matter. Resolutions embOdy-
ing the views OF the committee have been
introduced in both houses OF congress. the
senate bill having been referred to the
committee on elections. and the house biN
to the committee on the election of presi-
dent and vice president.
The committee is now perfecttng the
Organization by securing the cooperation
Of the governors of states and territories s.
Including Governor Spry, whose indorse-
ment was received today fOrty-fOur gov
ernors have accepted the appointment to
membership on the committee and have
declared their willingness to cooperate in
the movement. This, Mr.. Mcfarland says,
is valuable now in connection with the
efforts in congress 20 procure the change.
but will be still more valuable when tne
matter is taken up in the state legisla-
lures
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
MRS. {. D. MILLER HEADS
LADIES LITERARY CLUB
Former Vice President Wins in Spir-
tied Election-Reports Are
Submitted.

Mrs +. D. Miller is the newly elected
president Of the Ladies Literary club.
the oldest and largest club i'm the state.
and the oldest club west of the Missouri
river Mrs. Miller was elected president
yesterday over Mrs w. F. Adams, the
election being one of the most closely
contested in the history of the club Mrs.
Miller has served the club as vice pres
1dent Tor the past year and has for more
than twelve years been a valued member
Of the organization. She will be with the
club only a part Of the year. however. as
president. s she sails for a trip around
the world early in 1910
Mrs ". r Hutchinson was made first
vice president and will fill the place of
Mrs. Miller during her absence
as follows.
Second Vice President-Mrs. c. H. Blan-
chsrd
Recording Secretary-Mrs F. f. Marcy.
Corresponding Secretary-AIrs. J. &.
Hanchett.
T3reasurer--Afrs- F. L. Oswald.
Librarian-AIrs. A. B. Gibson.
Critic-NTrs- w r. Tyndaie
HlstOrian-Nrs. +. O. LeatherwoOd
D1rectors-Mrs. NJ. 3. Sowles, Mrs. l.
z: Hall. Mrs. Fred Hornung.
The meeting yesterday was the annual
business gathering, when the reports of
the various officers and, Of the standing
committees were read and the program
for the next year submitted The treas
urer' s report always an interesting one
showed a balance in bank Of S441 IS. besides
building fund in reserve OF S51S.03-thc
largest amount on hand for some time
The disbursements of the club form an
interesting report showing among other
expenditures a donation Of 80 to the Free
kindergarten. similar amount to the
y. ". G. A. donation OF 50 10 the free
travelling library, another of $40 to the
State Archaeological society. and seversl
items for taxes, repairs and improve
ments
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
GIRL WIFE SITS
HER Boz HUSBAND
REFUSED TO WORK
Geogeda Moore Hanson Secures Divorce From Bernard VIII
liam Hanson on Ground of Non-SuppOrt-FrSt Inter
IoCutOy Decree Secured in Utah.

Quietly but firmly. pretty little June
romance was legally ended yesterday af-
ternoon when Judge Morse granted a di-
vorce decree to Mrs Georgeida Moore
Hanson. just as firmly and just as ef-
fectively an irate parental court had ended
the romance before the end of the first
chapter.
Mrs GeOrgeida Moore Hanson is the
daughter of ar and Mrs. George g. Moore
and the niece of Samuel NeWhOuse She
was from june 4. 1913. until yesterday at
ternOOn che wife of Bernard William Han
son. Mrs. Hanson is something less than
% years Of age SO is Mr.. Hanson. AfT.
Hanson graduated from the High school
in the class OF 19S He is a promising
youth. but because OF his age and other
things his marriage to Miss Moore was
objected to by stern parents.
Objections Of parents are not considered
serious by fervent youths ard maidens 50
on June 8. 1868. Bernard William Hanson
and Miss Georgeida Moore tripped gaily
TO Brigham City, taking as the means or
conveyance the oregon Short Line train
The obliging mayor of Brigham CITY &C
cepted their statement that they We're
each = years old and made them husband
and wife. The marriage might have still
been profound secret were il not for the
fact that heavy storms delayed the train
and it was after midnight when they ar
rived in Salt Lake.
Explanations were necessarily made. but
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
EVIDENCE IS IN
THOMAS FAVOR
PayrOllS Do Not Support State
ment by G. M. BridWeIl
Wednesday Night.

George NJ Bridwell. superintendent OF
buildings and grounds for the board of
education. whose conduct is being investi-
gated by that body, made one notable ad-
mission al the session Of the bOad last
evening which went far 10 cOrrOborate
the statement Of MathOnihah Thomas and
10 discredit the superintendent in the mat
ters concerning which the lie was passed
between the two at the wednesday even
ing session.
BTidWeU on Wednesday evening made q
statement somewhat involved in its ma
ture. which was to the effect that ThOmaz
had advised the placing Of the Newmans
and Bridweiis on the pay rolls under as
sumed names because of the effect IL
would have on the reelection of Mr.
Thomas TO the board 10 have so many rel
atives names on the pay rolls. Mr.. Thorn
as al the time characterized this as an un-
qualified falsehoOd
Last evening Mr. Thomas forced Bird
well TO admit that the pay rolls just be
fore the election, which were produced.
contained the true names Of the Newman
boys and that the false entries diu not be-
gin Immediately after Mr. Thomas and
BridWen had an interview in the office OF
the former.
There was little new in the investigation
last evening. the vouchers showing The
same condition as previous ones examined
Admissions Of the usual sort were made as
10 relatives down for various amounts
and the usual number Of Newman aliases
appeared as new pay rolls were produced
Two vouchers, We're produced for a bill
Of II. ". Nichols. and the presumption Is
that he was paid twice for drawing some
plan for manual suraining buildings This
matter was not explained.
&. $ Martin in Bridwells defense, made
an attempt TO show that the late James
Pinney had a system no better than that
of BridweH. but il was suggested that the
discussion OF that might be left until later.
Professor Byron Cummings presided in
he .fa NJ 10 7 J.
Henderson. who is IN with pneumonia
The inquiry was cut short last evening
by the fndisDosition Of Mr.. BridweI, VINO
was suffering from headache.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
HEAVY FALLING OFF
At DIVORCE MATINEE

Mrs. Jennie OverhoIt was granted d.
Vorce yesterday from John H0tt on the
grounds Of cruelty. Mrs. Orerh0it ais1
charged nOn-suppOrt but this charge was
not substantiated by the testimony. M-.
and Mrs Overholt were married in Ia
Junta, Colo. on October ~, 1904
Mrs. Emma Fleming was granted a Dr.
vorce from e.. y. Fleming on the showing
made that he had deserted her two years
ago. They were married on January d.
1901, in St. Louis.
The cases Of Eliza Peterson against
Christian Petersen and of Sophia Ns.lsl
sgainst Charles n Mellen were continued
for one week
The sudden falling off Of the number
Of divorce cases yesterday was probably
due 10 the fact that the Badger divorce
law. requiring a divorce for one year
time before remarriaEe. had just gone
into effect There We're twenty-ole O.
vorces granted last week and only tHT71
at this week S matinee
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
Mother and Son Are Reunited
Mrs Alexander Boy Expressing Gratitude Salt
Lake People Who Helped the Lad Long Journey Tennessee

Bryan Alexander. the 12-yeaT-Old Cali
fOrnia boy who was detained by the 10
cal police for several days about two
weeks ago while Ell route TO his mother :
home in Martin, Tenn. but who was later
allowed to continue his journey. has writ
ten to Lieutenant John HemDel Of the
police department, thanking him and other
Salt Lake people for their kindness to
him while here The lad SAYS in his let
ter that he arrived at his home safely
and with so in cash, part of the amount
given him by the Salt Lakers VINO took
an interest in his case. The letter is as
follows.
. Mr. John Hempel: I will write to y
= YOU all to let YOU hear from me. 7 =
y got here ali right and very glad 10 y
y see my mother. She was glad TO see =
4 me Had 80 when I got here. Thank y
= YOU all for your kindness. You can y
= let this get in the papers. because ] y
= lost that address and can write. 1 y
\ viii close for this time. Write soon. 4
BRYAN ALEXANDER =
= Martin, Tenn, r F. ID. No. 2 y
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15

they did not satisfy the parents OF the
charming bride The result was that the
bride STAYED at home and the groom went
10 his nome. On Oct 70. 1893. the mar
rage was announced Prior 70 mat time
it had been a close secret In the mean
time the two families decided that the
bride and groom should live apart Tor a
year and that the groom should be per
mitted to prove that he could maintain MS
bride in the style to which she mad been
accustomed. They were to be at home 10
their friends after June A. 1853, perhaps.
This announcement has now been resCinG-
ed. and Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard William
HansGl Will not be at home TO their
friends after June 3 1Sa.
The grounds on which the divorce was
granted were non-SuPpOTt. Mrs George
ida Moore Hanson testified that her hus-
band had not supported her for the last
six months.
Why note" asked Judge Morse.
Because he would not work, replied
Mrs Hanson.
Mrs. Moore. mother of the young lady.
cOrrObOTated the daughters testimony.
and Mrs. Hanson was granted the first
iuteriocut0ry decree ever issued in I tan
The introductory decree becomes final IN
STA months after its issuance. but an al
ditiOnal six months is granted for an ap-
peal, SO that under the new Badger d.
Vorce law one must be divorced for a
year before there can be remarriaSe IN
this state
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
SAY CARS RUN TOO FAST
People Who Live on "Penitentiary
Hill Declare They Have Com
planned in Vain.

Samuel BrintOn OF 1896 East Third South
street was injured yesterday evening,
when his buggy was struck by a car on
the street car line. Mr.. Brinton was
thrown from the vehicle. his head was
cut. and he was bruised. The vehicle IS
reported to have suffered damage The
horse escaped serious injury.
Il is the testimony Of an eyewitness
that the car which hit the Brinton outfit
was coming III nigh II tie Of speed. and
that Mr. BrintOn could not have cscs ped
collision
tt Is Furthermore the testimony of peo-
Pie who live on the hill that cars are
shot down the incline at a terrific rate
Two or three protests. IL is said. have
been made to tho company. In reply to
these the answers came that the matter
would be looked into.
The motoTmen say they are required TO
make the schedule
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
Martial Law To Continue.

Constantinople. Nav I4.-Schefket Pasha.
commander Of the First army corps to-
day announced that martial law in Con
stantinople might be maintained for sew
eral months to come. He said also that
it would be necessary to have further
trials by court martial Of men implicated
in the uprising of April Is and martial
law would De extended to the disturbed
districts in the provinces.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15

Mrs. Maggie Alexander. the boys moth
er. also inclOsed a letter to Lieutenant
Hempel. which is as follows:
John HCmDel. Sir-l thought I >
y would write YOU few lines =
y to LET you know that my little Bryan =
y Alexander. my own dear boy. reached 4
= here safe and sound. cheerful and =
> glad. was ovcrjoyed to see him. \
. whom / had not seen for two years. =
y ] thank you and others that were =
= interested in the matter very much :
= for your kindness toward him. I feel =
= like ] could not thank YOU enough y
= for being so good and kind. ,
I received the telegram that he was =
= on his way to me and was taken UP. >
. I was uneasy about him and afraid =
= that he would not have anything to y
= eat. But I find that he met up with =
y good people and they were so good =
= and kind to him. and gave him mon =
= ey and something to eat. and he ar =
= rived home with SO. Very respect =
= fully, >
MRS MAGGIE ALEXANDER ;
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-15
AUTO RUNS into WASHOUT
r. H. DoeIle. Victim, Says Dangerous
Condition Exists in Cen
ter Street.

R H. Doelle. with a party Of three Ia
dies. while on an auto ride last evening
met with an accident which he says Will
mean the expenditure Of about $3.50 in re-
pairs for his machine. One of the la
dies was thrown from the auto and re-
cefved several painful scratches
The accident occurred from running into
a washout on Center street. short dis
lance north OF Warm Springs
Mr. DoeIle says the creek there Is I'M
usually high and has washed out large
hole in the side of the roadway. and he
thinks It is unusually dangerous because
there are no lights near that point.