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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
RASH ALL OVER BOYS BODY.
Awful, crusted, Weeping Eczema ON
Little Sufferer-A Score of Treat
ments Prove Dismal Failures.
Cure Achieved by cutioura.

my little boy had an awful rash all
over his body and the doctor said it
was eczema. 1t was terrible, and used
to water awfully. Any place the water
went it would form another sore and it
would become crusted. A score or
more physicians failed utterly and dis
mally in their efforts to remove the
trouble. Then | was told to use the
Cuticura Remedies. l got cake of
Cuticura Soap, box of Cuticura ONT
ment and bottle of Cuticura Re-
solvent, and before we had used half
the Resolvent could see a change in
him. In about two months he was en-
tirely well. George F. Lambert, 139
West Centre St, Mahanoy City, Pa.
Sept 26 and Nov. 4, 1907"
Potter Drug Il Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Future IdaaIEn,.,n

In the ideal town of the future, as
pictured by Sir Oliver Lodge, the
houses will have gas for heating by
open fires and for cooking, and cleo
tricity for lighting. The gas, pro-
duced from the coal at the mine, will
be sent long distances through pipes,
as water is now distributed. 1t is
hoped that the experiment will be tried
soon, the burning of crude coal in town
being absolutely forbidden, and at least
two English towns are already consid.
ering the plan. The publication OF
the air is one of the greatest needs IN
the improvement of the conditions OF
city life.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
PROVED POINT BY HOLY WRIT
Granddaughter of Gladstone Proved
She Had Not Read Scriptures
for Nothing.

Miss Dorothy Drew, who was pre-
scented at court few days ago, was
the favorite granddaughter of the late
w. E. Gladstone, and among the
stories told of her childhood days is
the following: One morning she re-
fused to get up, and, all other things
failing, Mr., Gladstone was called to
her. Why, don't you get up, my
child?" he asked Why, grandpa,
didn't you tell me to do what the
Bible says?' replied Dorothy. Yes,
certainly" We'll, it disapproves of
early rising-says it's a waste of
time" rejoined the child. Mr. Glad
stone was unable to agree, but Dor
othy was sure of her ground. You lis
ten, then" she said, in reply to his
exclamation of establishment, and,
taking up her Bible she read Psalm
1872, laying great emphasis on the
words: 1T is vain for you to rise up
early.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
THE TWO SIDES OF HISTORY.
Some Pertinent Observations Made by
Writer Evidently Not Fond of
Subject.

History is running account of how
King Somebody or-other either did or
did not get to certain place, which
nobody ever heard of, before King
Somebody-else got there, from which
we are usually supposed to conclude
that it would have made quite differ
ence whether he did not not.
Like nearly everything else, history
has two sides. The history of the
Garden of Eden depends upon wheth-
er it is related by man or a wom-
an. The history of the American rev.
olution reads quite different in Eng
fish books from the way it reads in
our own books. The history of the
civil war depends upon which side of
the Mason and Dixon line you happen
to be sitting when you write it,
History is a bore, not only because
you are unacquainted with the people
who figure in it, but because it repeats
itself-Life
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
PAINT EVERY YEAR.
RIO One Wants to Do II, But Some
Paint win Wear Mo Longer.

When you have a job of painting
done you don't expect to have it done
over again very soon. But to make
lasting job, several things must be
taken into consideration-the proper
time to paint-the condition of the sur
face-the kind of materials to use, etc.
All these matters are fully covered in
the specifications which can be had free
by writing National Lead Company
1902 Trinity Building, New York,
and asking for Houseowners Paint
ing Outfit No. 40. The outfit also in
cludes book Of color schemes for
both interior and exterior painting,
and simple instrument for detecting
adulteration in the paint materials.
The outfit will solve many painting
problems for every houseowner.
Meantime while buying paint see that
every white lead key bears the famous
Dutch Boy Painter trademark, which
is an absolute guarantee of purity and
quality. If your paint dealer cannot
supply you National Lead Company
will see that some one else will.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
WARNING TO ALL CONCERNED
Simple and Comprehensive Sign Put
Up by Small Boy with a
Grievance.

The Langworths lived in corner
house so easily accessible from the
street that they were constantly am
noyed by persons ringing to ask where
other possible inhabitants of that
block We're to be found. Finally, goad-
ed to desperation by these Interrupt
tons, the family boy attempted to put
a stop to the nuisance.
Il guess said he, complacently,
there won't be any more folks ask
ing if the Browns, the Biddles or the
Hansons live in this house. I've fixed
EN-"
What have you done?" queried Mrs.
Langworth
Hung out sign"
And what did you print on it, lad
die?"
Just five words" replied Harold,
proudly; Nobody lives here but u.s. .
Lippincott's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
OLD soAkERs
Get Saturated with Caffeine.


When a person has used coffee for
number of years and gradually de-
clined in health, 1t is time the coffee
should be left off in order to see wheth-
er or not that has been the cause of
the trouble.
A lady in Huntsville, Ala, says she
used coffee for about 40 years, and for
the past 20 years was troubled with
stomach trouble.
st have been treated by many physi-
clans but all in vain. Everything failed
to perfect cure. l was Frustrated for
some time, and came near dying. When
recovered sufficiently to partake of
food and drink tried coffee again and
1t soured my stomach.
81 finally concluded coffee was the
cause of my troubles and stopped u.s.
ing It, / tried tea and milk in its
place, but neither agreed with me, then
commenced using Postum. / had 1t
properly made and it was very pleas
Ing to the taste.
81 have now used 1t four months, and
my health is so greatly improved that
I can eat almost anything want and
Can 5ASSp wei. HhSiC cas- pSAoAOs SoA.
fered for years with insomnia.
Il have found the cause of my trou-
bles and a way to get rid of them
You can depend upon 1t appreciate
| Postum"
There's a Reason" Read "The Road
to Wellyille,' y in pkgs.
! Ever read the above letters A new
/ one appears from time 10 time. They
! are genuine trues ana fall Of human
interest
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Sailing a Diamond Mine.

Howard Dubois, the noted mining
engineer, told good story to the
Tech men recently, illustrating the
"art" of sailing diamond mine. The
story was told of man in South
Africa who, while walking one day
over his property. suggested that they
assay some of the soil.
In the search that ensued eight
rough diamonds were found and offers
began to fly through the air at rapid
rate for the land, when the hosts wife
called out to her husband: "Why,
John, where are the other two?" The
sequel of the story was left to the
Observation-Disclosures Record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
A Frank Opinion.

Once a youth thought it his solemn
duty to learn something about Henry
James. So, to the great admiration
of his frivolous friends, he picked up
"The Wings of the Dove" and disap-
peared into its pages.
Two weeks later he was thinner, but
still at it, when one of the afore-men-
toned frivolous friends came into the
room, and, for the first time showed
interest.
Say" he observed, lis The Wings
of the Dove a collection of short
stories or one long story?"
The deliver into James glanced up
from the pages.
"One darned long story" he replied,
throwing his whole soul into the
words
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Ewes Are Relieved BY Murine

when Irritated by Chalk Dust and Eye
Strain, incident to the average School
Room. recent Census of New York
City reveals the fact that in that City
alone 17,92S School Children needed Bye
Care. Why not try Murine Eye Remedy
for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes.
Granulation, Pink Eye and Eye Strain?
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Is Compounded by Experienced Physi-
clans; Contains no Injurious or Prohibit-
ed Drugs Try Murine for Your Eye
Troubles; You Will Like Murine. Try 1t
in Baby's Eyes for scaly T1yelids. Drug
giStS Sell Murine at SOC The Murine Eye
Remedy Co, Chicago win Send You In
teresting Eye Books Free
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Judge win Wait and See.

An earnest plea was made by Attor-
ney Charles Pettijohn to Judge Pritch-
ard of the criminal court for leniency
to a client who had entered plea of
guilty to larceny. The burden of the
attorneys argument was that his eli
ent was the father Of twins and was
tempted to theft in order to feed the
mouths of the infants.
Your honor, l will say frankly"
said Mr.. Pettijohn in closing, that il. |
We're the father of twins and needed
food for my family, l would not hest
tate to go out and steal it,"
Mr.. Pettijohn, when you are the
father of twins / will consider your
proposition" said Judge Pritchard.-
Indianapolis News.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Wealth of Melody.

After hard day in Wall street he
had been dragged by his spouse to the
opera, where he promptly proceeded
to take nap. In the midst of it he
was awakened by this in the most
soulful accents:
All! What rich chord! Isn't it,
-dear?"
"Er- ah-yes-how much would you
say it's worth? ?" he murmured.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Early Experiences.

Some time ago an office boy, answer
ing the telephone for the first time in
his life, and not knowing how to use
it, was told that when the bell rang
he was to answer it.
When, therefore, he heard it ring, he
picked up the receiver and shouted:
Hello, who's there?"
The answer came back: I'm 105."
go on" said the boy. It's time
you were dead"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
The way II Appeared to Her.

When she was five years old her
Aunty took her to church; it was her
first experience.
When she got home her mother
asked her how she liked the service.
"Oh, well, God was there in a
white nightgown, and he didn't speak
loud enough for the people to hear
what he said; so they kept saying
over and over; I'VE beswitch thee to
let us hear thee, good Lord didn't
like 1t very much. Judges Lii
brary.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There Is only way 10
cure Deafness and that Is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an lnfamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustaehian Tube. When this
tube Is nfamed you have a rumbling sound or inn
perfect hearing and when 1t Is entirely closed. Deaf
ness is the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored its condi-
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
Dut an infamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free
f. J. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Another woman cured.

<AAhCcAAO4A ~
Christiana, Tenn. --s' suffered from
the worst form of female trouble so
that at times / thought / could not
live, and my nerves We're in a dreadful
condition. Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound cured me, and made
me feel like different woman. Lydia
i. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
worth it's weight in gold to suffering
women. "-MRs. MARY WooD, R.F.D.3.
If you belong to that countless army
of women who suffer from some form
of female ills, don't hesitate to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs.
For thirty years this famous remedy
has been the standard for all forms Of
female ills, and has cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
such ailments as displacements, .fibroid
tumors, liberation, Inflammation, II
regularities, backache, and nervous
prostration.
If you want special advice write
fOrittO Mrs. PinEham, Lynn, Mass.
1t is free and always helpful
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

ical condition when began with
Doan's Kidney Pills. and they certain
ly did wonders for me Though / am
81 years old, I am as we'll as the aver
age woman of So l work well, eat
we'll and sleep we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
COMFORTING.

Doctor - Most-er-fortunate you
consulted me. I'm just the very man
to-er-cure-you
Patient-Ah, that's lucky! You are
quite familiar with my complaint,
then?
Doctor-Familiar My dear sir, I've
had it myself-er-this 20 years!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Omissions of History.

Romulus, having built Rome, was
constructing wall around 1t.
Whats the use of putting a wall
on the north side?" jeered Remus.
Evanston will never try to break In"
Then ensued the first boxing contest
In the new city, with the result, as all
the world knows, that Remus was per
manently knocked out.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
anonor4ant 10 NHotfnera,
what Dld He Mean?

Miss Bore-Do you ever think OF me
when you are driving your car?
Auto enthusiastically, certainty
especially when l run over somebody.
Harvard Lampoon.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

'Am using ALIENS FOOT-EASE. and
can truly say would not have been with
out it so long, had l known the relief II
would give my aching feet think 1t a
rare. good thing for anyone haying sore
Providence, r. l." Sold by all Druggists
25c. Ask to-day.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

three years l suf-
T e r e d everything
with rheumatism in
my limbs and a dull,
ceaseless aching in
my back. 1 was
W e a k, Ian 6 uid j,
broken with head
aches and dizzy
spells. and the kid
ney secretions were
thick with solids. 1
was really in a crit
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
The Sorrow of Il.

Scribbles-Jingleton' latest poem is
certainly rhythmic and beautiful.
Criticus-Yes; it's too bad it doesn't
mean anything.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
crlevous offense.

mo, sir, said Flooding Pete; Il
would not stop another minute to talk
to dem folks. Dey passed me out
short an ugly word.
What was it?'
Work"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

Pain and swelling seldom indicate in
ternal organic trouble They are usually
the result of local cold or Inflammation
which can be quickly removed by a little
Hamlins Wizard Oil. Try and see.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
Wanted to Confirm II.

Isolde-I don't believe that scandal
about Mrs. Giddyun.
Winifred-They why did you tell me
about it?
Isolde was in hopes that you
could confirm it.-London Opinion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

Respect for the past is not bigotry.
and we are to beware OF the danger
of changing too much, as we'll as that
of not changing at all-Sydney Smith.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

Take Garfield Tea Made of Herbs, it is
pure, potent, health-gving-t most ra-
tional remedy for constipation, liver and
kidney diseases. At all drug stores.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

He that hires one garden win eat
birds; he that hires many gardens,
the birds will eat him.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
EASE.

Drather Sitdown-Dat's a mighty
short stub yer smokin', Dusty.
Dusty Dodgework-Yep! knows it;
OATS de way l alters like 'em; you
don't hev ter pull de smoke SO fur!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
XIII the Flies Now

before they multiply. A DAISY FLY
KILLER kills thousands. Lasts the sea-
son. Ask your dealer, or send zoe TO II.
Somers, 149 De Kalb Ave, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

Mean Question.

The Lover-I love the true, the
good, the beautiful.
The Cynic-Three girls?-Harper'
RaZar
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

q long t1mes DOC
tors had failed to
help me. Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound was
recommended, and
/ decided to try it.
1t cured mytrouble
and made me well
and strong, so that
/ can do all myown
work. +" Mrs. JOS
EPH HALL, Bards-
AN-r,. H.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinR, softens the gums rednceB i'm
alays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

When you go away from home, don't
forget that God is everywhere.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
NEW STRENGTH FOR OLD BACKS.
No Need to Suffer Every Day from
5ackache.

Mrs. Joannah Straw, 526 North
Broadway, Canton. s. D., says: For
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07
MADE
WELLAND
STRONG
By Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Bardstown, KY" suffered from
and otherfemale troublesfor
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-05-07

AS soon as a man marries. his sins
decrease.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1909-11-27
ELY-GOLDHELD ORDERED BUILT
Work Is Started Now, Say Rail-
way Officials Who Recently
Arrived AT Ely

From the Ely News Of November 81
You can tell the public Of the Ely
district il the morning that construction
OF the Ely Goldfeld road is to COM
memo at once, and that 1t will be
pushed from both ends of the line"
This announcement was made last
night by W. r. Alberger. General Traf-
fc Manager of the Tonopah Il Tide
water, and Chief Engineer G. NJ. Rasor,
of the same road, who arrived together
from the coast, Mr.. Alberger direct from
a final conference with General Man
ager John Ryan Of the Tidewater at
Oakland, where he has been confined to
his bad since hurt several weeks ago.
1--WE shall appear before the County
Commissioners Tuesday," Mr.. Alberger
continued, "and make our franchise ap-
plication. The law requires that there
be 80 days advertising and then that
the franchise be offered for sale to the
highest bidder. We will BE- there to
take it and to meet the terms Of the
franchise in full, time limit and all.
ION this end of the line we will spend
in the neighborhood of 100000 on con-
| struction of the first 25 miles of road.
The job is o big one, the country tarv-
ersed being rough and difficult. In
consequence there is a good deal of pre-
paratory work to be disposed Of before
actual construction commences. This
preparatory work begins right now,
with our arrival in Ely. SO that it can
fairly be said that the Ely-Goldfeld
road has now been commenced"
Asked whether the instructions for
beginning were the outcome of late New
York advices, Mr.. Alberger replied that
they we're and that these advices def.
nitely closed matters SO far as final and
permanent decision to construct the line
might be concerned. The news thus
conveyed is unquestionably the biggest
the Ely district has yet had and means
Immediately increased activity here
along all lines. This will be particu'
larly true at East Ely, where yard and
main line construction will begin. shops
be erected and other facilities be pro
vided.
The line of the new road will be owe
the survey made during the Summer
the road passing from East Ely around
upper Murray street in Ely. entering
Robinson canyon with a tunnel parallel
ing that of the N. N. passing out owe
the Giroux backbone to White river AM
thence on to Goldield by Currant Cree
and Railroad Valley. Regarding
branch line to Hamilton, surveys ar
vet to be made.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1909-11-27
QUARANTINE MAKES UTAH SORE
Action OF Nevada Authorities Is
Condemned In That State
By Sheepmen

Salt Lake Tribune: Prompted by what
is believed in this vicinity to be purely
selfish motives, the State Of Nevada has
caused a quarantine to be laid against
sheep from Utah, Idaho and Wyoming.
Furthermore, the Government has
placed quarantine against sheep in the
greater part of Wyoming, two counties
only being free from the embargo. The
State veterinarian Of Utah expects that
the Government will extend it's quaran-
tine to Utah OF a time not far distant.
The announcement Of the quarantine
established by Nevada was received in
! Salt Lake City Monday morning; that
| of the Governments action in regard to
| Wyoming came to the Bureau OF Animal
Industry shortly afterward. Inasmuch
as thousands Of head Of Utah sheep are
run in Wyoming, it will be readily real.
lied that the interests of local flock
masters must suffer. There are import
ant exemptions in the Government
quarantine against Wyoming sheep, in
that the counties Of Uinta and Sweet
water are not included in the order. In
these two counties the greater portion
Of the sheep bands owned by Utah
people are run, and consequently the
animals in those counties are free to
move.
May Extend To Utah
State Veterinarian A. O. Young ex.
pressed the belief that the Government
quarantine will soon extend to Utah.
"In spite Of all that has been done.'
said DIR. Young. 1.-The NEGRO bacillosis,
or lip and leg disease, is spreading"
1t is asserted by sheepmen in Salt
Lake that the action of the Nevada au'
thorities is prompted by selfish motives
in that the sheepmen of that State have
Influenced them in declaring quarantine
in order that the Nevada owners may
enjoy the greater benefit Of tina ranges.
The natural result of this step will be
that the Nevada sheep will be in better
condition than they would be were
other animals to be sent to the Winter
grass in that State aud feed on the
ranges.
Nevada Sheep Infected
So far as the presence of the lip ant
leg disease is concerned, it is asserted
that Nevada sheep are as badly infected
as Utah or Idaho or Wyoming sheep
and that the addition of the focks from
these States would do little more harm
than has already been done.
1t is a question, too. whether Nevad'
can maintain a strict quarantine agains
\ sheep coming from the East. for every
point Of q long boundary line woult
have to be guarded, and Nevada's entir'
{ population would be necessary to en-
/, force effective quarantine.
1t is estimated that at least three
quarters of a million sheep owned b,
r Utah people are run on the Winte
, ranges of Nevada. The closing Of tina
vast area of grazing territory manifest
will crowd the Utah range. which /
none too adequate at best. tits feare'
that unless a means of relief present
itself speedily. it will go hard wit
. Utah focks during the coming Winter