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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08
RoAcH's SON GOT JOB.
North Dal<otan Secured Appointment
at Washington.

washington, Oct 8. - Charles z.
Roach of this city. son OF former Unit
ed States Senator Roach of North Da-
kota has been appointed private sec
rotary to Comptroller of the Treasury
Tracewell
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08

Write q classified ad. that win sell
that property. It's not 30 hard task
You do harder ones every day.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08

Your clerks may not always say
1.-THE right thing at the right time" to
your customers-but your ads. can do
so.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08

The man you always speak of as
lucky win probably find a genuine
business opportunity advertised today.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08

Ida Melin. El-ctrolosist and Chiropo.
dist has removed to los Broadway,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08

A Forum want "A WIN Sell Il FOR You
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-10-08

4 r0rum want Read answer roaays want as
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
An Ancient Mountain Race.

The most ancient people still living
in the mountains of India are the
Todas. Long before the arrival Of the
other tribes of the region the Todas
were the kings Of this country. which
they held in common without strife or
treachery to one another. The Todas
are a fine race. tail. we'll proportioned
and with regular features. Their CON-
plexiop is of a light brown. and their
eyes are bright and intelligent. The
men wear a linen or cotton garment
that reminds European Of the Roman
toga. Their bearing is proud and dig
nided: their countenances are pleasing:
their fne straight hair is regularly Gu,
and we'll kept. Their superior appear
ance. the mystery that surrounds them
and the obscurity Of their origin have
caused certain students Of erhnology
to suppose that the Todas are descend
ed from the soldiers of Darius or Alex
ander. the ancient conquerors Of India.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
FEW DOSES END BLADDER MISERY
AND MAKE THE KIDNEYS ACT FINE.

fluence directly upon the organs and
glands affected. and completes tn. euro
before YOU realize il. The moment
YOU suspect any kidney o- cri:ary
arrangement or feel rheumatic rains,
begin taking this harmless a,eGieine,
with the knowledge that there is 10
other remedy at any Price. made any
where else in the world. which will ef-
feet so thorough and prompt cure as
a fifty-cent treatment Of P.'ae's niu-
retic, which any druggist can supply.
Your physician. pharmacist. oirker
or any mercantile agency will tell YOU
that Pape. Thompson 4 Pape of Cir.
cinnati. is a large and responsible
medicine concern, thoroughly worthy
of your confidence
Only curative results can come from
taking Pape's Diuretic. and a fsN days
treatment will make any one feel fine.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fif'y
cent treatment-from any drnS store
anywhere in the world.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
GREELY QUITS CLUB
General Tells Explorers" He
Is Through With Or
ganization.
PEARY is NOW PRESIDENT

New York, Dec. 13.-The Cook
Peary controversy has led to the resig-
nation of Gen. A. w. Greedy from the
Explorers club. of which he was presi
dent before Commander Peary was
elected to that position. Peary is now
president.
Gen. GreeIy's letter of resignation
was a brief and formal document, in
I which no reason for his action was
given, but it is a matter Of general
knowledge among explorers and men
interested in exploration that Gen.
Greedy thinks the Explorers club is
dominated by Peary partisans
When DR.. Cook first claimed to have
discovered the north pole the Explor-
ers' club invited him to dinner to be
given while the Hudson Fulton cele
bration was on. Then Commando:
Peary came out with his claim of dis
covery and his assertion that DR.. Cook
was gold brick" and the Peary fac
tion in the club succeeded in having
the proposed dinner called off. Gen.
Greedy expressed his opinion of the
proceeding at the time in unmistak
able terms.
In all the Cook-Peary dispute Gen
Greedy himself an arctic explorer Of
experience and reputation. has stood
stanchly for Dr. Cook He is not SO
constituted that he would remain in
an organization which he believed to
be unfair to the explorers claims.
Announcement of Gen. Greely's res
ignation was made by Secretary Har
ry c. Welsh of the Explorers club. Dis
cussing the resignation. Mr.. Welsh
said:
Il am not in position to say wheth
err Gen. Greely's resignation is due to
the Cook-Peary controversy. In view
of his friendship for DR.. Cook. howev-
er. and the confidence he has express
ed in him. his resignation SO may be
construed by many persons. can
say he did not mention Dr. Cook in his
letter to the club. 1t was just a curt
note of resignation. and did not give
any reason for the STEP
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
MINISTER TRIED
HARD BUT VA|NLY
Wanted Members to Quit
Reading Sunday Mail at
The Services.
EVEN SECRETEO LETTERS
DISTRIBUTED TO VARIOUS PEWs
BY THE JANIToR. AND scoLD-
ED FROM PULPIT. BUT THE
PRACTICE GOES ON.
EVEN SECRETEO LETTERS

The Sunday morning window deliv.
cry at the post office is one of the
most popular features of the postal ser
vice in this city. The office is open
between the hours of . and 10 O'Clock
in the morning.
When the government made a ruling
several weeks ago that even the rural
carriers would have 10 work on Sunday
morning in order to assist the regular
city force in accommodating those who
call for Sunday morning mail. one of
the carriers. who is devout church
member. made a protest about Sunday
labor to the pastor of his church. Since
then the ministers of the city. although
some of them favor the service, have
been giving it attention.
labors Of a Pastor.
One minister in particular. who is
pastor Of one of the wealthiest church
es of the city, was greatly interested
in the matter This minister had been
annoyed every Sunday by some Of the
men of his congregation, most Of
" HUH are DuSlueSS MEL, SItlluk III
their pews and reading the Sunday
mail. They paid the janitor a small
sum to go to the office to get it.
Sermons by the minister had no eff
feet. Finally. one morning recently.
as the janitor had finished his labors
of distributing the mail laying it on the
accustomed seats of the members. the
minister followed the janitor and
placed the mail under the cushions
A sermon on Sunday observance and
how the day should be observed by
everyone. was delivered that morning
At the close of the sermon, the minis
ter said that he was very thankful that
his congregation had paid such strict
attention to him. and that those who
were accustomed to reading their mail
during the service would find it under
the cushions. However. one of the
mail clerks. who was on duty yesterday
stated that the janitor came after the
mail just the same yesterday and from
what he can understand the minister's
denunciation of the Sunday window de-
livery in the clerks behalf awaited for
naught.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
SINGULAR Services Of Sheen,

In the northern part of India sheep
are put to a use unthought Of in Euro
pean or American countries. They
are made to serve as beasts Of burden.
The mountain paths along the foothills
Of the Himalayas are so precipitous
that the sheep, more sure footed than
larger beasts. are preferred as burden
carriers. The load for each sheep is
from sixteen to twenty pounds. The
sheep are driven from village to vii
lage. with the wool still growing, and
in each town the farmer shears as
much wool as he can sell there and
loads the sheep with the grain which
he receives in exchange. After the
flock has been sheared he turns it
homeward. each sheep having on its
back a small bag containing the pur-
chased grain
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
WHAT CLEAN BLOOD MEANS

They used to accuse DR.. A. B. Simp-
son. one of the famous physicians of
Indiana. of having cure-all because
his great reputation was established
largely on one prescription, the most
effective Alternative or blood purifier
known.
NO" he would remark, lit will not
cure consumption, nor typhoid, nor
any one of a hundred common dis
eases. 1t simply purifies the blood,
but 1t does that very thoroughly"
What are the symptoms of poisoned,
impure blood? They range all the way
from the dreadful syphilis to a muddy
complexion. They include inflamma-
tory rheumatism. catarrh. scrofula, &c.
zema, erysipelas. pimples, boils. run
ming sores. erysipelas, pimples.
boils, and number of SINH
lar Affections. All these yielded
readily to DR.. Simpsons treatment.
And during the forty years this prep
aration has been on the market as DR..
A. B. Simpsons Vegetable Compound
1t has never failed in a single case.
The very worst cases OF syphilis have
been cured as we'll as all the other
blood diseases named above-and the
same compound has always given
clear, clean compilations to those. 9TH
erwise in good health.
1t is sold at $1.O0 bottle at all drug
stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
THE RACE FOR RICHES.
10 Wealth That Cannot Be Enjoyed
North thu Price2

10 Wealth That Cannot Be Enjoyed
Worth the Price7
The writer once inquired Of a very
successful man:
when do you ever get a moments
time for your own self-to be your
self and to think your own thoughts
Do you ever get time like that:"
The very successful man hesitated
for moment and then replied:
why. yes. l get such time while
l am being shaved in the morning"
Is success really worth the price
when it must be paid for at such a
rate? OF what use are mansions and
country houses and great estates If
one has no time to visit them and en-
Joy their beauty: Why should one
collect through agents the most ex-
Quisite works of art il he cannot ind
more than a casual half hour in which
to view them? What are wife and
children If you are always Fastening
about the world. far too preoccupicd
to give them any serious thought or
to receive the pleasure which their
company could afford you?
And yet there is one sole satisfac-
tion-if it be satisfaction. Millions
Of your fellow countrymen and coun-
trywomen will believe beyond all
doubt that you are really happy and
will envy you.-Munsey's Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
A Real Cute Doc,

A good dog story is attributed to 4
visitor to an English country inn on
market day. Now he said. 'l've got
dog here 1 wouldn't take EGO for.
You can believe me or not. but what
am going to tell you Is perfectly true.
In the early part Of last spring I lost
six ewes and could find them nowhere
One day about three weeks later as
was looking across from my house to
the edge OF the moor about two miles
away ! noticed some sheep. got my
telescope and assured myself that they
were mine. placed the telescope In
a suitable position and made Bob look
through II. After about a minute the
dog wagged his tail and looked at me
as II he understood what l wanted
and was OF like q shot. In less than
two hours be brought the sheep home
safe and sound"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
FISH LOCOMCTION.
The Nature and Functions Of the So
Called Air BIadders.

Leaning over the parapet Of some old
stone breakwater or pier head and
watching the fish playing about in the
clear green depths below. perhaps the
last thought which is likely to occur to
any Of us is that we are looking Oh at
a really astonishing thing. That a fish
is able to propel itself through the wa
ter in any desired direction is in no
way surprising. but that it can change
its level at will. rising or falling with
out the use of its fins. and instantly
assuming a horizontal or vertical posi-
ton. according to the mood or need OF
the moment. is a fact that little re-
fection will soon develop into prime
motive for wonder.
For it is clear that the fish must be
able at will to vary its weight in rela-
ton to the water it displaces. When 1t
sinks to the bottom it must have sud
denly rendered itself heavier than the
medium 1t inhabits: each time it rises
to the surface like released cork.
head first, tail pointing almost vertical
ly downward. it must not only have
transformed itself into something
lighter than the water. but must have
become lighter in its fore parts than in
its tail.
The mystery. for such it undoubtedly
is on casual survey. says the London
Chronicle. resolves itself Immediately
we come to study the nature and func-
tons Of the so called air bladder in
fishes. BY this continuance all these
intricate movements of the fish are
brought about.
The bladder. however. contains not
air, as is commonly supposed. but gas.
which is discharged or regenerated by
certain organs Of the fish, according to
whether upward or downward move
ment is necessary; also either the
whole length of the bladder or only it's
front or rear portion can be inflated.
Thus the fish is able to swim level or.
by altering it's center of gravity, to
raise OR lower either head or tail at
will
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
WEATHERMAN WAS
IN JOYOUS MOOD
And Last Week He Turned
Loose All Kinds of Wealth
er Conditions.
IT SHOWED, THEN RAINED
AND MERCURY DROPPED FIFTY.
SIX DEGREES, FREEZING Ev.
ERYeoDY. THEN eAiLY RACED
UP THE TUBE AGAIN.
1T SHOWED, THEN RAINEO

Richmond was on the map for almost
every kind Of weather imaginable last
week. From IS degrees on Sunday.
the 9TH. the warmest day of the week
the mercury took a downward jaunt
until > degrees above zero was record
ed on Thursday. Last week will go on
record. it is said, as being the coolest
week in December for period of about
- years. Wednesday. Thursday and
Friday We're the coolest days of the
week and 1t was Il neck and neck race
for honOrS between the three
Rain fell on three separate days dur
ing the week. the total amount of pre-
cipitation being LOS of an inch. The
greatest amount Of dampness fell on
Tuesday, there being 30 of an inch re-
corded on that day. On Friday night
10 of snow fell. Then came rise in
temperature and the inevitable slush.
Walking was very disagreeable on Sat
urday night. and all day Sunday. There
was but one perfectly clear day during
the entire week. Monday the 9th.
One Killed by Cold.
The suffering among the poor of the
city as a result of the extreme cold
was intense. The Associated Chair
ties and Salvation Army We're besieged
daily with appeals for aid and every
effort was made to answer each re.
quest There was one death as a re-
suit of exposure to the severe cold
Herbert Crawford of Cambridge City
who was found under Hazelrigg's grain
house in Cambridge in a dying condi
ton. Both Of the mans legs were fro
zen below the knee. He was removed
to the Reid Memorial hospital but died
few hours after his removal to that
institution. There We're several
cases of frosted ears and fingers re-
ported. The daily temperature for
the past week. taken by meteorological
observer Walter Vossler. at the water
works pumping station, east of the
city, was as follows:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
0ut-of-order Kidneys will be
regulated and Backache
vaniSheS.

Usually sufferers from backache.
bladder trouble or out-of-order h j
neys. feel relieved after several doses
of Pape's Diuretic
Misery in the back sides Of loius.
SICK headache, inflamed or swollen
eyelids. nervousness. rheumatism anu
dartins pains. heart pslpitat:on. d!zzi-
ness. sleeplessness, listless WORKOUT
feeling. and other symptoms of HAT
i've sluggish kidneys simply vanish.
Uncomfortable irritation especially
at night smarting. discolorci water
and all Bladder misery ends.
Feeling miserable and worried is
needless because this unusual pgepara-
ton goes at once 10 the o,:t-of order
Kidneys and Bladder. distributing its
cleansing, healing and vitaiizing in
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
EIli rs
1.-THE Prince of Tonight"

One of the best things that the in
defatigable trio Hough, Adams and
Tonight, the big musical treat, which
Mirt H. Singer is sending to the Gen
nett tomorrow night with Henry
Woodruff in the stellar role The mu-
sic is catchy as indeed how could it be
otherwise, with three such men stand.
ing sponsor for it. There are many
novelties in the show, chief of which is
the posing of former sweethearts of the
prince as they appear in the second act,
A song hit with yells and songs of
Yale. Harvard, Princeton. Chicago and
Michigan, never fails to bring numer-
Gus encores.
Mr.. Woodruff brings his pleasing
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13

purity, the echo of innocence. the treas
ure of the humble. the wealth of the
poor, the bead on the cup of pleasure
it dispels detection. banishes blues
and margles melancholy. for it's the
foe of woe. the destroyer of depression,
the enemy Of grief: it is what kings
envy peasants, plutocrats envy the
poor, the guilty envy the innocent; its
the sheen on the silver of smiles, the
ripple on the waters of delight. the
CLINT on the gold of gladness: with
out humor would be dumb, wit would
wither. dimples would disappear ana
smiles would shrivel. for it's the glow
of a clean conscience, the voice of a
pure soul, the birth-cry of mirth. the
swan-song of sadness. Laughter
Tim Murphy will play his annual en-
gagement at the Gennett on Friday
evening.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
Deaf Guests At Aotels.

ITO waken a deaf person who wishes
to be called at a certain time in the
morning Is about the hardest PROPOSE
ton hotel clerk runs up against"
said q member of that fraternity. ITO
ring the telephone is useless. because
the man can't hear Knocking for the
same reason Is futile. Now and then
\ guest who has lost his hearing sug-
gests that he leave his door open, 50
We can walk right in and shake him,
but there are SO many chances Of
somebody less guileless than ourselves
walking in ahead of U that We can't
consent to that simple expedient It
seems to me that the man who can
patent q device for waking the deaf II
sure Of fame and fortune. not to men
ton the gratitude Of the brotherhood
Of hotel clerks-"-New York Globe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
The Other Side.

Hank Stubbs-I hxed one Nv them
air agent fellers today. Bige Miller
How SO? Hank Stubbs-Waai, be
come sneakin' up to my front door an
asst me ef the Lady Nv the house wuz
in. an l said no. but the gentleman
nv the barn an boss stables h.-Bos-
ton Herald.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
Still There.

Peckham Injecting an old friend>-
Why. Dingley, Is this you? l haven't
seen you for ten years How are you
anyhow? Dingley-Oh. I'm just like l
used to be. BY the way. Peckham,
how's your wife: You used to say
you had the boss girl when you were
single. Peckham (sadly-She's still
boVa-Iife
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
He IS OPERATED ON

Harry Frankel, son Of Mr.. and MrA
Sol Frankel of this city who IL with
the Coburn Minstrel troupe has under.
gone a successful operation at Tampa
Florida, but will have to remain IN the
hospital for about three weeks He
will rejoin the show after his recov.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
No Misunderstandin0.

II hear you have had . misun-
derstanding with your old political
friends"
NO" said Senator Sorghum: the
worst Of II is the impossibiiity Of mis-
understanding. We have expressed
our opinions OF each other In terms %
explicit as to be unmistakabae."-
Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
lcebergs.

Apparently ice is ice. of course: but.
strangely enough. there Is a marked
difference in it. Sea water and salt
water in general freezes at a lower
temperature than pure water. in doing
which a part of the salt separates and
the ice when melted gives water that
is fresher than the original. and along
this same line there exists a marked
difference in form between the ice
bergs CT the two hemispheres. Arctic
bergs are of irregular shape. with lofty
pinnacles. cloud capped towers aud
glittering domes. whereas those Of the
southern waters are fat topped and
solid looking. The former reach the
sea by narrow fords. while the latter
are more regular in formation. reach
ing the open sea by the way Of wide
passageways and not subject to the
grinding and breaking efforts Of their
northern MISUNDERSTANDING Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
Tim Murphy.

Mr.. Tim Murphy, at hupper in his
honor recently, was called upon to re-
spond to a toast Laughter" which he
did in these terms:
Here's to laughter. the sunshine of
the soul, thehappiness of the heart
the leaven of youth, the privilege Of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
A Bunch Of Kicks.

A Bunch Of Kicks.
Tho world wipes its feet on me-"
said the doormat.
"And every hand Is against me-" said
the push bctton.-Kansas City Star.
II am continually being sat on" CON-
planned the soft cushion.
'And ! get beaten hard for the light
ct thing" the egg groaned = Boston
9koanneak
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13

personality into the play as he did in
Brown of Harvard, and he is the same
handsome matinee idol and Adonis of
the stage. In this piece he has excep-
tional opportunity to make use of his
extraordinary talent as devil-may-
care fellow and ardent love maker.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
he 4Rnxaaa WLh

Infants and chHdreo are constanfiy poodia1 q
laxative. II Is important to know what 70 give
them. Their stomach and bowels axo not strong
enough for salts, curative waters or cafs.artsc
pills. powders OK tablets Give them q mid,
pleasant. gentle. laxative tonic Mo DR.. Cah-
wells Syrup Pepstn, which sells II the small
sum Of . cents Or 81 n drug seocps. Il q tho
ooe great remedy for you to havO u tbo hoQoo .
gtD chRdgUo VA0 thoy aoed T.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets Druggists refund money il it
fails to cure. E. W. GROVES sigma
ture is On each box. Csc
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
The Caddie's Smear.

Golfef-The day l get round these
links in under II hundred I'll give you
q shilling. Sandy. Juvenile Caddi<-
Hoo viii l want 1t when I'm drawn
NJ aud are pension s-London Punch.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-13
NJ u r E Avs
APPROVED VAUDEVILLE
WEEK OF DECEMBER -
VIRGINIA GOODWIN & CO.

flaming a Title"
Presented by Virginia Goodwin and
Harry North. formerly with North
Bros. Stock Company.
NICK & lIOIA RUSSELL
In a high class comedy sketch.
Three other good Acts.
MATINEE. 2:30; any seat. 1Oc.
EVENING, 7:45 and 900: prices 10.
Is and zoe. Loge seats. Csc.