The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-04-09
THE BEST EQUIPPED
 DOCTORS IN THE SOUTH

and let us, with the lightning flashes and ozone emlnations of electricity, vibration, medicated nebulized inhalations given in connection with the best reparative inter- nal inedications relieve you of the burden of death-dealing germs and disenthrall you from the blighting shadows of un- timely dissolution.
 Do not wait and put off treatment till winter comes with its cold winds to har ass you with coughs and colds and hasten your destruction, but come now, investi- gate and be cured while a cure Is possi- ble postponement may disbar you of the opportunity and prove your ruin. We might cure you now, later it may be inn possible.
 CANCER.
 There are many forms of cancer but all are malignant and dangerous. No other form of disease has proven more obstinate to treatment in the past, or more destruc- tive to life than cancer. Thousands of remedies have from time to time been ex plotted as certain specific for It's cure, but each and every one in time has been proven to be unreliable or nearly worth less. Only in a small percentage of cases have any of these various so-called spe cifics effected cures, but in many cases they have served to relieve pain and hinder the progress of the malady. And nothing till the advent of the X-Rays and the Violet Rays was ever found to be absolutely reliable, and these only so in very favorable cases, for in cancer, as with consumption, no cure is possible after the disease has passed certain stage.
 In our cure of cancer we have at the expense of much labor and money culled from every source the best of all accred- ited remedies and now, by using these in connection with X-Rays and Violet Rays, We are rarely ever defeated in our efforts to cure our patients who come to us af- fiicted with any form of lupus, cancer or other malignant character of ulcers and sores, and in no instance do we ever fail to cure superficial cancers when same is uncompicated by some very pronounced hindering cause. In the treatment of can- eer in whatever form or nature we employ only those remedies of a truly scientific character and rarely if ever use the knife, or the more painful applications of an escharotic nature, which in the main Is employed by the numerous cancer doc tors" who infest the country. But what ever the character of the cancer, ulcer pr old sore, we only employ the agencies which the most reputable authorities or this country and of Europe have given sanction to and approved as the most cer- NNNAAt~ time the least dangerous and painful to patients.
 APPENDICITIS.
 The little insignificant vermiform ap- pendix which for hundreds of years re- mained in obscurity and only known at all to be regarded as the most useless and least malicious of the appendages of man, has of recent years been so slan- dered and scandalized as to make 1t ap- pear the most important ally and conspiri- tor of death Cor stand and deliver tors) of all the internal machinery of man, and because of its unknown utility and the susceptibility of men to give countenance to and believe every indictment laid against 1t by impecunious and ambitious surgeons, it has in thousands of instances of late been dragged from it's place of un- offending obscurity and out off from It's parent base to be carried in the pockets Of victims who emptied their pockets of money to be transferred to the pockets of surgeons, who hypnotized and made them believe at the time that the little worm-like bangle was as big as a boa constructor snake, and that only by vicarious performed Hari Kari opera tion and it's extirpation from its secret recesses could they ever again feel happy and well. But, oh, what fake From a practical knowledge which comes of long experience in practice and thor ough knowledge of anatomy and pathol- ogy, we do not hesitate to affirm that at least 99 cases of so-called appendicitis in every 100 are but the veriest rot existing in the mind of the doctor and not in the aforesaid little vermiform bangle. But some people like to be humbugged, even at great expense and danger of life, but so confirmed are we in our opinions on this line that We here proclaim our will ingness to guarantee to cure without cut ting any diagnosed case of appendicitis or to forfeit s5000 In every case of failure to do so. We therefore invite any man or woman who entertains a fear of appendi- citis to call and consult us before allow Ing themselves to be butchered by some Ignorant or ambitious operator.
 THE TROUBLES OF WOMEN.
 So common has become the fad of a certain class of get-rich-quick doc tors of exaggerating every simple ache and ailment of women and of frightening them with a diagnosis of ulcerated 'ov- aries, cancer of the womb appendicitis or