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lettings About Shorts.


Thus far the sum of $4,000 has
been pledged toward the new Dart
mouth gymnasium.
1t is a hard blow to the Harvard
track team to have Jaques, the crack
miller, ON probation.
The motor boat exhibition at Monte
Carlo was opened by the Prince of
Monaco, and is more international
than ever because of the presence of
American boats.
Alfred G. Vanderbilt's famous gray
four-in-hand team won in competition
with seventeen others at the Paris
Horse Show.
Sir Walter Gilbey was a dual win
ner with Antonious and Flash Cadet
at the opening of the Hackney Horse
Society show in London.
May, of Michigan, beat Dull, the
track captain, In a mile run indoors
recently at Ann Arbor. The time was
4 minutes 80 Is seconds.
George Slosson defeated Calvin
Demarest by a score of 500 to POT in
the 1872 balkline billiard tournament
in Madison Square Concert Hall.
Frank Gotch, of Iowa, champion
wrestler of the world, retained his
title by defeating, at Kansas City,
Mo-, Raoul de Rouen, of France, in
two straight falls.
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Newsy Paragraphs.


Only one member of Taft's Cabinet
is smooth-shaven.
Cars for women only were run on
trains in the Hudson tunnels.
An unusual number of suicides by
gas, shooting and hanging were re-
ported.
On the new Greensboro Bridges
Sunday opening $4,000 persons
crossed.
Ulrich Egg asked permission of the
New York Supreme Court to change
his name to Eek, alleging that he and
his wife were weary Of their friends
jokes.
Borings were ordered to begin to
settle the location Of the Hudson
River Bridge.
Cash receipts on the new Queens
boro Bridge on the first day of its use
were $3.50. The bridge cost $780,.
100000.
Alphonse Torso, five years old, was
run down and killed by a trolley car
in New York City when sent upon his
first street errand.
The noted French bulldog, Mares
chel Ney H., owned by Lincoln Bart
lett, of Chicago, and valued at $10s-
900, has died. The dog swallowed
some corks thrown to it by children
while ~nlaving-
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Urgent Business.

1t is supposed that business letters
are deficient in humor. Still, there
have been exceptions, and the latest,
sent by a member of the we'll known
wholesale soapmaking firm of (let us
say) Cake & Son, is n of the most
brilliant.
A retail dealer in a small way had
sent for q consignment of their goods.
Gentlemen" he writes, "wherefor
have you not sent me the sope? Is 1t
bekawse you think my money is not
SO good as nobody elses? Dam you,
Cake & Son, wherefor have you not
sent the sope? Please send sope at
once and oblige, yours respectfully,
Richard Jones. P. S.-Since writing
the above my wife has found the sope
under the counter. Dundee Adver-
tiser.
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or died, when l read about Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; so ]
began to take it, and am well again and
relieved of all my suffering."-Mrs
GEORGE JoRDY, Box 40, Marion, Nj.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics Dr. harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases we know of, and
thousandsof Observation-Disclosures
on file in the Pinkham laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cnred from almost every form of
female complaints, Inflammation, ul-
ceration, displacements, fbroidtumors,
Irregularities, periodicpains, backache,
indigestion and nervous p~rostratlon.
Every suffering woman owes it to her
self to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound a trial.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a confiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
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Improbable Combination.

They were talking of the strange
sights to be seen in a great city, and
n man paid his tribute to New
York. II don't believe one of you
could think of any combination of
circumstances that hasn't at some
time occurred on the streets there, y
he said.
81 reckon I know of one that's
occurred there" said Hiram
Fowle.
whats that? asked the other curl
ously.
II guess" said Hiram, slowly, shat
you've never seen nor ever will see
a brass band going in one direction
and the heft of the folks going the
other youths Companion.
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cold, but the wind tossed flakes Of
snow plainly gave them distress.
With all the zest of the chase they
moved off at the word, while the
crowd cheered and the drivers waved
goodby, not certain they would come
out of the contest alive.
The Berger malamutes No. 1 and
No. 2 teams, driven by "Scotty" Allen
ant Percy Blatchford, respectively,
finished in the order named. A mixed
team Of hound and bird dogs driven
by George Fink anne in third in the
race.
The Siberian dogs, which were the
favorites and heavily backed, became
snow bound and were hopelessly out
of the race. Their driver was forced
to turn back. The fate of some of the
other starters is still unknown.
Teams are struggling back to Nome,
some of them In pitlful condition. 1t
is estimated that 100000 changed
hands,
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Highland Fling at Ninety-five

Scotch Drawn and good old fash
Toned porridge count in the case OF
Mrs. Emma K. Lasco, who lives at
the Old Peoples Home, conducted
under the direction of the st. An
drew's Society of Illinois.
A celebration was given at the
home last night and when the Gale
DOMAIN pipe band struck up "Tulloch-
gorum" the woman, who is ninety
five years old, leaped from her chair
and did a Highland dance in a man
ner which surprised herself as well
as President John Williamson and
the men and women who attended the
reception.-Chicago Daily News.
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Bridegrooms Must Qualify.

do you believe In trial mar
riages?"
"No, but I think it would be a
good thing if a young man could be
called on to button his sweetheart's
waist down the back a few times be-
fore the wedding so that she might
be able to decide whether he was
really the man for her or not.n-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
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Women Were fishers.

At the opening of the new theatres
in Philadelphia recently ome ush-
ers assisted the male ushers in seat
ing the vast audience, the young wo-
men wearing uniforms of black
dresses, with white cuffs and collars.
This is the first time women have
ever served as ushers, and the result
will no doubt be watched with inter-
est,
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Dog Gave Hint to Ston.

Speaking on Domestic Surgery
at Rayleigh, Essex, Miss Violet Der
ing stopped when she saw her dog
yawn. She explained that he in
variably accompanied her to her
meetings and yawned when he
thought she had spoken enough
London Evening Standard.
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Last year the export of electrical
instruments and heavy machinery
amounted to s12,613,73o, as COM
pared with ~$17,460,775 the previous
year, or a net falling off of $4,S47,-
045. This is a loss of over twenty
five per cent. in the one year.
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Mrs. j. F. FARRELL, who has been
editing the Holton Signal while her
husband was doing" the Legislature
at Topeka, serves this notice upon
the readers: 1.-THE Old Man, who has
been gadding down at Topeka, will
be home this week and take charge of
the paper. This notice is printed
that readers may know where to place
the blame if the paper is not so good
IN the future as it has been in the
past."-Kansas City Star.
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Clock or Go Timeless.

A petition is being circulated in
Grafton requesting the school board
to silence the bell on the Second
Ward schoolhouse.
The bell, attached to the clock,
peals out the hours and the half
hours. Residents near the building
say it disturbs their sleep.
The petition asserts the time for
town clocks has passed, and that any
n too poor to buy a clock for his
home has no need to know the time.
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Both Interested in Berksbires.

The Massachusetts maid was in a
romantic mood. II am dreaming"
n murmured, POLITICALLY, dream
Rg OF the dear old Berkshire hills
of my native State"
"Berkshires?" echoed the Chicago
youth, somewhat b%ewildered. "Er-
was your father in the pork-raising
~business?"
And the look that the Massachu-
sets maid gave him would have con-
gealed radium.-Chicago News.
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Prohibition Law Held Valid.

The Supreme Court at Montgom-
cry, Ala, declared the State prohibit
ton law valid, all the judges concur
ring in the opinion. This is the Sec
ond time the court has upheld the
State wide act of the last Legislature.
1t was attacked On several constitu-
tional grounds.
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sediment. Not satisfied, Mr.. Enders
started using Doan's Kidney Pills.
The kidneys began to act more reg
uiarly," he says, land in a short time
l passed a few gravel stones. / felt
better right away, and since then
have had no kidney trouble"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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RECEIVERS FOR OUTING C(
Business of Magazine Publishers Con-
tinued Under Courts Direction.

Syracuse, N. Y.-Judge George w.
Wray, in the United States court here,
appointed receivers for the Outing
Publishing Company, of Deposit, pub
fishers of the Outing, Bohemian,
Grey Goose, and Brains magazines,
and for Knapp Brothers, bankers at
Deposit and Callicoon. Archibald
Howard, of Binghamton, Walter s.
Sullivan, of New York, and William
H. Clark, of Cortland. were named
receivers for the publishing COM
pany, and Archibald Howard and
Henry l.. Beach, of ~Binghamton, and
Henry Putnam, of Deposit, for the
banking firm. The bond of the lat
ter receivers was placed at $4,000
and of the former at $4,000.
The Outing receivers were author
lied to continue the business of the
company for thirty days, and to bor-
row a sum not exceeding $4,000 for
that purpose.
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solemnity and STUPIDITY.

Slcwness. solemnity, ponderosity-
with or without a big beard-do not
necessarily indicate the possession of
wisdom and talent. On the contrary,
they may simply spell Stupidity, with
a capital s..
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The Danish government proposes
land and sea Notifications, the con-
struction Of twenty torpedo boats and
six summarizes, improvements in
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sherman,s Clerk Arrested.

Malcolm w. Rix, a clerk employed
by the Utica IN. " Trust and De-
post Company, of which Vice-Presi-
dent James S. Sherman is president,
vas arrested and confessed to pecu-
lations amounting to $500 in six
years.
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Query.

What has become of the old-fash-
toned man who vas a great jumper
and who held a stone in each hand
when he jumped, which he threw out
behind him? = Atchison Weekly
Globe.
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rheumatism Cured in a Day.
Or. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism radi-
sally cures in to Its action is remark.
able. 1t removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. First dose
greatly benefits. 75c. and 81. At DRUGGISTS.
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TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR
Seemed Imminent-Scalp Was Very
Scaly and Hair Came Out by Hand
fuls-Scalp Cleared and New
Hair Grown by Cuticura.

about two years ago I was troubled
with my head being scaly. Shortly after
that had an attack of typhoid fever and
l was out of the hospital possibly two
months when first noticed the loss of
halr, my scalp being still scaly. l started
to use dandruf cures to no effect whatever.
l had actually lost hope of saving any hair
at all. could brush it off my coat by the
handful. l was afraid to comb it. But
after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and
nearly a box of Cuticura Ointment, the
change was surprising. My scalp is now
clear and healthy as could be and my hair
thicker thar ever, whereas I had my mind
made up to be bald. w. F. Steese, 5Sl2
Broad st., Pittsburg, Penn, May I and
~ w" Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. OF Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
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a with singing
pain in the back, vio-
lent headaches and
dizzy spells, and was
assured by a special
list that his kidneys
were all right, though
hesecretions showed
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given me new HE.
l suffered for ten
years with serious
female troubles, in
f~ammation, ulcer.
alton, Indigestion,
nervousness ant
could not sleep.
Doctors gave me
up, as they said my
t rou bl e s were
chronic. I was In
despair, and did not
ooro Iivad
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Survival of the Fittest in
a Scramble For Job.

New Haven, Conn.-The superin-
teldent of the Carlyle Johnson Manu-
featuring Company, of Manchester,
advertised, n day only, for twenty
men to whitewash the inside walls of
the new factory. Over 800 men out
of work applied next morning. The
superintendent threw twenty white
wash brushes from a window and the
men scrambled for them. The twenty
who were fortunate enough to get
the brushes got. the job of white
washing the place.
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Brewers Join Forces With
the. Anti-SaIoon League.

Cincinnati, Ohio.-The brewers,
the Anti-Saloon League and the Mu-
nicipal Reform League will unite in
an effort to put the bad saloonkeeper
out of business. Through the efforts
of the Ohio Brewers Association the
State Legislature passed a law de-
signed to suppress Illegal selling.
One brewing company at Hamilton
announces that it will not sell beer
to any saloonkeeper who persists in
keeping his saloon open on the Sab
bath day.
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An ounce of gold was worth fifteen
ounces of silver in the year 1880. 1t
would buy twenty-one ounces in 1900.
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Time is the best test. For over fifty
years Hamlins Wizard Oil has been the
most popular remedy in the United States
for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia and
all pain and Inflammation.
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Does your head ache or simply feel heavy
and uncomfortable? Does your back ache?
Does your side ache? Do you feel tagged
out? The tonic laxative herb tea known as
Lanes Family Medicine will clear your
restore your strength. Nothing else is so
good for the stomach and bowels. At
druggists and dealers, 25c.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, %softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc. a bottle.
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Resigned When Summoned,

Charles w. Culkin, summoned be-
for the Justices of Special Sessions,
of New York City, to answer charges,
resigned the Office of chief clerk of
the court.
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Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. a powder. It makes tight C new shoes
easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating, aching
feet, ingrcwing nails, corns and b%unions. At
all Druggists and Shoe stores, 25c. Don't ac-
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE by
mail. Address Allen S. Olmsted. LeRoy. N. Y.
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MAJOR STANTON A SUICIDE.

Former Army Officer, Affected With
Heart Trouble, Shoots Himself.
Los Angeles, Cal.-Major William
A. Stanton, sixty-five years old, a for
mer United States Army officer and a
wealthy mining engineer of Gold
field, New, committed suicide in the
California Hospital here, shooting
himself in the mouth with a revolver.
Major Stanton had been suffering
with heart trouble. His former home
was in Philadelphia.
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FOR catarrh Of the Throat OF TIVE
Years Standlnf.
Farm For Sale BB ,;sE,.p, Q

ing YARNS In Ia States. SroutS
En New Monthly Bulletin of Real
Bargains, profusely illustrated, mailed free; we pay
your r. r. fare. E A. STROUT CO., Book /.
Herlfs Largest Farm Dealsr. II West 34th ST., New York.
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The average horsepower of New York
City automobiles is thirty-fve.
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How,s This7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Ed; CHENEY 4 Co.. Toledo, o..
We, the undersigned, have known E. j..
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
ont any obligations made BY his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, ..
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally, act
ingdirectly upon the blood and mucuons sur
faces Of the system; Tsstinonials sent tree.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Red and green side lights for YES
sells were first used on the Hudson
River in 1852, and they were intro
duced by General Benjamin f. But
Ter, who was interested in a factory
that made the lights.
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There is to be a referendum to the
people as to local option in British
columbia. N. Y.-16
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Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford' ,
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
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Proper care of the teeth is now taught
in London schools.
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Do You Feel Like This2

Stem winding watches were the inven
ton of Noel in 1851.
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Anarchist Commits Suicide.
John Mercadante, an Anarchist,
whose wife had left him, killed him
seuf in New York City.
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A Domestic Eye Remedy
Conforms to Pure Food and Drugs Laws.
Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug.
glsts for Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine.
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Fifteen cities of the United States have
900, 900 population or over.

Do not force yourself to take offensive
land harmfuD drugs-take Garfield Tea,
Natures Herb laxative; it corrects consti-
patton, puriies the blood, brings HEALTH
Advertisements first appeared in news
papers in 1862.
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One pound of cork is amply sufficient to
support a man of ordinary size in the
water.
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Alcohol was discovered in the thirteenth
century.
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o THE o
After Six Years Of Misery and Wrong
Treatment.

John A. Finders, of Robertson Ave-
nue., Pen Argyll, Pa, suffered for six
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AFTER
SUFFERING
TEN YEARS
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

MARLToN, N.J.-Ifeel that LydiaE e.
Pinkham'S Vegetable Compound has
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~ $3.50 Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer
II because I give the wearer the benefit Of the most
complete organization Of trained experts and skilled
hoemAke In the country.
The selection Of the feathers for each part Of the shoe,
and every detail Of the making IN every department., Is
looked after by the best shosmakers In the shoe industry.
FL could show you how carefully W. L. Douglas shoes
are made, you would then understand why they hold their
shape, Mt better, and wear longer than any other make.
My Method of tanning the Soies makes them More
Flexible and Longer Wearing than any Others.
Shoes for Every Member of the Family,
Men, Boys, Women, M isses and Children.
For sale by shoe dealers everywhere.
nHiITf0M I None genuine without w. l.. Douglas
OHUAtUN ! name and price stamped on bottom.
fMtco,or Eyelets Used Exclusively. catalog mailed free.
v. L. DOUGLAS, 167 Stark St., Brocktoa, Mass.
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land in 1880. e
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Munyon's Cold Remedy Relieves the
head, throat and lungs almost Immediate
the nose, takes away ali aches and pains
caused by colds. 1t cures Grip and OBJ
stinate Coughs and prevents Pneumonia.
Price 25c.
Have you stiff or swollen joints, no mat
ter how chronic? Ask your druggist for
Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy and see
how quickly you will be cured.
It you have any kidney or bladder trou-
BILE get Munyon's Kidney Remedy.
Munyon's Vitalizer makes weak men
strong and restores lost powers. a
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
s.2.s =sE. s.s%.s.s E$s$s = sEs=s $:sss 2. ss&S =.sss.S@ s.s. =. .s
I'D to the "Old Man."

Color moro goods brighter and faster colors Il
can dye any garment without ripping apart
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-06
SEND FOR Literature
BORDERING ON THE UNKIND
Comment Of Old Salt That Took Con-
siderable Starch Out Of
City Man.

The city man on his vacation at
the seafaring village down east well
coined the rain one day because now
he could appear in that suit of yellow
oilskins with the saucy, salty SOU
wester.
Thus attired, and with a pipe slowed
In his jaw he staggered down the
beach. He approached retired cap
tain of the old American merchant
marine "a real oldtimes, who eyed
him amusedly. The city man In the
oilskin disguise felt conscious Of the
seafaring mans scrutiny, and laugh
ingly gave himself hitch, looked
allow and aloft, spat to leeward and
pulled an imaginary forelock.
The old shellback looked him over
carefully again, but never cracked
smile. But after long silence, as II
he had thought over the matter quite
thoroughly, he turned to the city man.
took the pipe from his mouth, and
said:
"All we need now 3 wooden leg Z
be reel adm'ral!"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-06
Try This In November.

Thousands upon thousands of fam
flies who have not been regular eat
ers of Quaker Oats will begin on the
first of November and eat Quaker
Oats once or twice every day for thirty
days OF this month; the result in
good health and more strength and
vigor will mean that every other
month in the year will find them doing
the same thing.
Try It! Serve Quaker Oats plenti-
fully and frequently for the thirty
days of November and leave on cor
responding amount of meat and greasy
foods. You'll get more health, more
vigor apd strength than you ever got
in thirty days of any other kind of
eating.
While. you are trying this see that
the children get full share.
Quaker Oats Is packed in regular
size packages and large size family
packages. z
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WAS SELLING THE REAL GOODS
Good Reason Why "BootIesoer" Want
cd Patrons to Walt Before
Taking a Drink.

II was at q little station In the
midst of one of the dreariest and dry
est stretches of the Frisco road" said
the Oklahoma man, when the through
express pulled In. AS soon as 1t
stopped little seedy-looking man
with covered basket on his arm, hur-
ried to. the open windows of the
smoker and exhibited quart bottle
filled with rich, dark liquor.
Want to buy some cold tear
heard him ask.
"The eyes of two thirsty-looking
cattlemen in the car visibly brighten
ed and they each paid 81 for bottle.
wait till you get out of the sta
ton before you take drink the lit
tie man cautioned, or you'll get me
into trouble
HE sold another bottle to big
buck Indian with the same words Of
warning, and found three other GUS
toners before the train started.
"'You seem to have a pretty good
thing here for bootlegger,' said to
him when the train had disappeared,
but can't see that 1t would make
you run any more risk II these men
took drink before the train left
"'Oh, yes, 1t would said the boot
logger. I'd probably be killed II they
did. You see, what these bottles had
In 'em was real cold tea.'Y
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Their Advantages.

80 you have made up your mind to
be specialist. What line are you go
Ing to take up?"
II don't know. l have been consid-
ering various advantages in different
branches. A chiropodist can general.
ly get foothold. no matter how bad
business is; a manicurist has usually
something on hand; a beauty doctor
can usually play skin game and an
eye and ear doctor can often get q
hearing when there is anything In
sight. I haven't dwelt on the posi-
bilities of throat specialists and den
lists or hair experts, because the two
former always look down in the mouth
and the latter may get but bald liv-
ing or be expected to dye for his pa
tients. Baltimore American.