Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-09-18
WIDOW JASON'S
UNRULY HOGS,
The Way the Trouble Between
the Neighbors Was Settled.
BY PAUL cAREW.

possessed of. She was still on the
brighter side of forty, fair to look up
on and was at peace with all her
neighbors until the one to the east of
her sold out and stranger moved In.
He was a man of middle age named
Chisholm, and, being widower, his
sister managed the house for him. If
the Widow Jason was one Of those
who wondered what sort of man he
was, she was the first to find it out
Among her live stock that year were
a dozen hogs, and it was the fault Of
her hired man that there were holes
In the fence through which they
made their way into the potato field
Of the new neighbor. She had just fin
ished her breakfast one morning when
Chisholm was announced. He had the
courtesy to lift his hat and give his
name, but he also had the bluntness to
add:
Madam, your Internal hogs have
rooted up half an acre Of potatoes for
me, and If you can't manage to keep
'em home I'll shoot every one Of 'em!'
She looked at him and saw that he
was above the ordinary and felt that
had she been introduced in the conven-
tional way she would have been pleas
ed to make his acquaintance. But his
rude greeting angered her, and, being
woman with a mind Of her own, she
at once replied:
'I can pay for all the potatoes OIL.
your farm, and If you come here to
threaten me you'll find a woman who
doesn't scare!"
"Well, you keep your hogs at home"
'And you keep yourself in the same
place.
That was the first tilt. The fences
were mended and the hogs were in de-
spair when a high wind blew gate
open, and the drove spent the night in
the same potato field. Next morning
Chisholm drove ten of them home and
said to Widow Jason:
Madam, there are dead hogs be
longing to you in my field. Will you
have them removed or shall l bury
them?"
"You killed them, did your" she
asked.
81 did. I told you would, and I
did"
''Then I'll have the law on you"
"Go ahead"
She went to law, and there was
suit, and she was ingloriously beaten.
Womanlike, she felt pretty bitter over
1t, but at the same time she had to
give Mr.. Chisholm credit for lack Of
any bitterness. He stated his case in
the mildeSt manner and even spoke
highly Of her as neighbor. Wheh
she returned home after the lawsuit
she said to her hired man:
"Josh, If that man Chisholm comes
on my land again I want you to throw
him off,
''Yes'm, I'll do it." replied the sturdy
Josh.
It wasn't a fortnight before CHS
holm came He was on his way TO
the house when Josh headed him of
and ordered him back. He refused t.
go, and Josh laid hold of him to do
the throwing act, but found himself 3
licked man in about three minutes.
While he sat on the ground with a
handful OF grass to his bleeding nose
the victor passed on to the woman.
who had witnessed the fracas from
the front steps. Lifting his hat, he
said:
Madam, those hogs Of yours have
been at it again-1his time in my corn
field-and I've had to kill another"
"Ha7e you dared to kill another Of
my hogs?'' she demanded as bVr
cheeks famed and her eyes flashed.
81 have. Shall bury h1mw
''Sir, you are a scoundrel"
"And you are charming widow"
She drove to town at once to see her
lawyer There was $40 in the case
for him win or lose, and he advised
her to sue. She sued and got beaten
again. The defendant referred to her
in the highest terms, but he also
proved that her fences were out of re-
pair. The lawyer saw SO more in it.
win or lose, and advised Josh to prose
cute for assault and battery. Josh
brought his swollen nose and black
eye into court and was beaten by sev.
eral lengths. He had provoked the
encounter, and, if he had got the worsi
Of it, the law couldn't help him.
1t was month before anything fur
ther happened. The fences around the
hog lot were thoroughly repaired. anc
for four weeks the porkers had tt
make the best of their sad lot Their
Josh left the bars down one night, and
as the widow was getting breakfast
she heard the crack Of rifle. Half ar
hour later Mr.. Chisholm appeared t6
say:
Good morning. Mrs. Jason. Those
wretched hogs of yours rooted up my
garden last night, and this morning
killed another of them. If you wan
another lawsuit I'll drive you to tow1
in my own buggy"
"And you-you've shot anotherT sh'
gasped.
'T have"
"Then I'd like to shoot you! You ar
the meanest man in the state of Ohio!
'sYes'm." he replied. with bow. Al
he turned away.
Widow Jason drove to town to con
suit her lawyer again. There was 81
in it for him. win or lose, but this tim
Mr. Chisholm was arrested for mall
cions persecution. In his testimony b
referred to the plaintiff as ''that lady
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