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The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
A TryIno Time.

Judge = Why did you strike this
man?
Prisoner ~ What would you do,
Judge, II you kept a grocery store
and man came in and asked il he
could take a moving picture of your
cheese?--Harper's Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

NI.HN lN|0 "If7I 30 ~ lIIiI
Doan's Kidney Pills.
H. Mayne, Market
st., Paris, Tenn,
says: Weak kid
neys made my back
stiH and lame. The
urine was cloudy and
irregular and ! had to
get up many times
at night. / lost en-
ergy, became weak
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
Saws a Press Humorist:

Shakespeare, 1t is said, never re-
peated."
HE didn't have to run a daily
humorous feature"
But Montaigne, wherever he saw a
good thing, annexed IT,
"Ah, he was more like the rest of
u.s."
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
AN EASY WAY.
How to Cure Kidney Troubles Easily
and Quickly.

It Is needless to suffer the tortures
Of an aching back. the misery Of back.
aches, rheumatic pains, urinary disor-
ders, or risk the danger Of diabetes or
Brights disease. The cure Is easy.
Treat the cause.-the kidneys--with
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

and could not Work. D0an's Kidney
Pills removed all the trouble and re.
stored my health and strength"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. 80 cents a box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
WHAT HE FOUND HARD.

Hit suttinly must be hard, Sambo,
to have de reputation foah chicken
stealin' wot you've got!"
"Yass, chile, but chickens Is so
scarce nowadays, dat de hardest part
is tryin' ter live up ter dat reputa-
toni"
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
lmpoctant 10 NRothers,

A small boy doesn't have very
good time at a picnic unless he re-
iuires the services Of doctor a few
hours later.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
HEARTFELT SYMPATHY.

Wife-If my first husband were
alive We should be celebrating out
silver wedding to-day.
Husband-What a pity he died so
soon.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
LIahtnIna causes Lose.

Lightning struck q wheat stack be-
longing to George Kennedy south Of
Clay Center burning four stacks. BY
hard work four other stacks were
saved.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

S.-e throat is no triairg ailment. It
will sometimes carry infection to the en-.
tire system through the food that is eaten.
Hamlins Wizard Oil is sure, quick cure.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

Teacher : Johnnie. do you know
what blotter is?
Johnnie-Yessum. It's de ting wot
youse hunts fer while de ink gets dry.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

Clear white clothes are sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2 OF. package, 5 cents.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

Lewis Single Binder made of extra quail.
ity tobacco, costs more than other Sc
cigars. Tell the dealer you want them.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
Amonn Women.

why worry about the children?"
II can't help It."
But, my dear, you are hurting your
game Of bridge"
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

II thy friend is honey do not lick
him up altogether.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
II so, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make
them white as snow. 2 OF. package s cents.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

Too often when the heart Is willing
the purse Is weak.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

A malicious truth may do more
harm than an innocent lie
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

An easy beginning doesn't always
justify the finish.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
prRRy nAyIS, pArNurr,rv

. FERRY DAVIS PAINKfI.LER
Is the best, safest and Surest remedy for cramps
collie and dinrrhea. Asa liniment for wounds and
sprains is unequalled. Zoe, Soc and SOC.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

When you hear a girl speak Of a
young man IS being bear-well, you
can draw your own conclusions.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

Occasionally women try to reform
a man by roasting him
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
THE LAWS DELAY.

Hix-Whats the best way to never
settle a question?
Dix-Go to law about 1t.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12
TOP Prices For Kansas Land.

Eastern Kansas land is constantly
increasing In value. Recently farm
Of 100 acres. near Horton, was sold
for STATS an acre. The land Ii very
productive, but the improvements on
It are poor This Is the highest price
ever paid for farm in the vicinity
Of Horton.
The Globe-republican., 1909-08-12

Family Knocked Down by Lightning.
Five people were knocked down and
two were badly burned when light
ming strck the home Of s. Hiatt II La
somDton the ether day.
Evening star., 1909-03-07
UNClES TO MARRY NIECES
RHODE ISLAND GRETNA GREEN
FOR SUCH COUPLES.
Three Licenses Issued at Newport in
Few Days-Two From
Far West.

NEWPORT, r. l.. March 6.-This city
seems to have suddenly become a Gretna
Green for lovelorn uncles who want to
days three of them have stepped UP to
the registrars office with their blushine
nieces and taken out marriage licenses
The couples are:
Louis Abel. aged twenty-five. furni-
ture dealer I'm New York city, and Miss
Anna Abel, aged twenty-one of New
York, daughter of Louis Abel Russian
farmer.
William Graupe. aged forty-five, dry
goods dealer, of Salt Lake City, Utah. and
Miss Martha Graupe Walters, aged thir.
ty-siX daughter of 1. Walters. jeweler. OF
Salt Lake City.
Moses Rice. aged twenty eight fruit
dealer, of Des Moines, Iowa, and Miss
Mime LievensOn, aged twenty, daughter
of Alton Lievenson. Des Moines grocer
All the states. excepting Rhode Island
and nieces to marry. Here any uncle
not matter how old. may marry his niece
however young and pretty-provided she
is willing.
/ There have been such alliances before
in this state, and this fact probably has
found its way out west.
All three uncles told the registrar that
they would be married in this city. They
all insisted that the relatives on all sides
were perfectly agreeable to the marriage
with the nieces. The western uncles re-
| marked that they would have had the
knots tied before, but Ii was unhandy
getting to Rhode Island.
Evening star., 1909-03-07
Children and
Pimples,
Seem To Go Together and Yet
Few Parents Fully Appre-
Ciate the Warning.

At the age of puberty most children are af
ficted with pimpes and many with serious skin
eruptiOns.
AT this particular period in a child's existence
nature Is going through Il transition which is Of
vital Importance TO the child and the parent
The organs of the child all become larger.
The skin begins to grow hair the glands and
cells OF the skin apparently become stronger ana
larger. Impurities occur In the system and poi
sons ent0r the blood and thrown off usually
from the face In the form of pimples
Mothers should zealously guard the child
against serious blood. impuriiy at this time Our
grandmothers gave sarsaparila. sassafras root.
cream Of tartar and sulphur every spring These
simple remedies did good work. but science
has discovered the most powerful and beneficial
blood purifier to bc Calcium Sulphide
Stuarts Calcium WATERS are prepared after
the most modern method Of conveying the full
strength of Calcium Sulphidc to the blood. They
lose none Of it through evapora ion and chemical
change like most calcium sulphidc remedies sold
today. Stuart's Calcium WATERS also contain
Quassia. Golden Seal and Eucalyptus. all known
purifiers of great power Combined with these
ingredients is pure vegetable Alternative and
laxative which. when the other ingredients clear
the blood from poisons and decay. throw of this
impure matter from the system through the bow
els and in n natural easy manner.
Stuart's Calcium Waters should he in every
houSenoIu anu useu ID! tne parent Tor the benefit
of the child They are harmless. promote normal
appetite and digestion. beautify the stin and en-
rich the blood necessary to the rapid growth
of the child.
Go to your druggist Ask his opinion of Cal
cium SulphIde the Stuart process presents Ii
10 the blood lie wHl sell You a package for 80
cents, or send us your pamc and address and We
will send yOu trial package by mail free. Ad-
dreSs F. \. Stuart Co. I7S Stuart bldg. Mar
shall Mich,
Evening star., 1909-03-07
AMERICANS IN MEXICAN JAIL
Held for Killing Ore Thieves at
Guanajuato Mines.

GUANAJUATO. Mexico, March en- a
battle between II. p. Smith, +. w. Upde-
graf and J. Wood. officials of the Guiana
juatO Reduction and Mines Company. and
band of Mexican ore thieves, caught
in the act, one of the Mexicans was
killed and three of his companions badly
wounded and captured.
The Mexican police have arrested the
officials all of whom are Americans, and
placed them I'm Jail.
Evening star., 1909-03-07

business and business establishments
from portions of the District and fol
establishing lines and special building re-
strictions.
Th r. 2S2S7. amending the code of Law
regarding insurance.
Senate SJ1S, empowering the Juvenile
Court to issue execution for forfeited
fecogniZances.
II. r. 2S339, amending the local liquor
laws.
H. R. as4o7. to create a commission to
prepare code of laws for the regulation
and control of insurance companies doing
business in the Dis:.ict.
Bills Ignored.
Among the first session bills on which
the District committee took no action
during the two years were:
Fl. r. 26O. requiring corporations operat-
ing street railways within the District to
equip open cars with guard rails.
H. r. 3941. providing that the street
car companies shall provide separate
street cars for white and negro passen-
gers.
II. r. 40o7, regulating appointment OF
local and municipal offices in the District
H. r. 4770. to authorize citizens of the
District to vote on an excise law.
II. r. 1897. to further protect the first
day of the week as a day of rest in the
District
il. r. 1929, amending the District code
with reference to foreign corporations.
II. r. 6154 authorizing the licensing and
regulation of the practice of chropractic
in the District.
III. r. 1850. prohibiting the marriage OF
whites with negroes or Mongolians.
II. r. 11340. to provide for the incor-
poration of banking institutions organized
in any Of the states and doing business In
the District.
H. r. 1859, to improve the Anacostia
river.
III. r. 111J7, amending District code
with regard to usurious interest.
II. r. 11769, making personal taxes in
arrears personal claim against the per-
son owing such tax to the District.
H. r. 11170, to make uniform the law
of warehouse receipts.
H. r. 11171, to make uniform the law
of sales in the District.
H. r. HIP, to regulate the business of
loaning money on security of any kind
by persons. firms and corporations other
than national banks, savings banks. trust
companies and real estate brokers.
H. r. 1864. authorizing extension of p
street, Keniworth.
H. r. 13S42. for the widening Of 18th
street northwest, at Piney Branch.
H. r. 14039, for extension of Kenyon
street
II. r. 1887. regulating advertisements
in the District.
Evening star., 1909-03-07
Biggest Whipping Day in Delaware.

WILMINGTON, Del, March G.-Today
was the biggest whipping-post day in
the criminal records OF Delaware. Eight
cen culprits We're whipped at the work
house and the total number OF lashings
inflicted was 255. A genuine cato mine
tails was used, but none was severely
whipped.
Evening star., 1909-03-07
A Girls Singular Desire

Fired with patriotism and desire tC
serve under the Stars and Stripes, Miss
Americus Independence Bell Of Phila-
delphia, seventeen years Of age, has writ
ten to the Secretary Of the Navy in
auiring if she may enlist in the navy.
Secretary Newberry answered thus:
"My Dear Miss Bell: ! have your
letter Of the 21st instant. In reference
to your desire to enlist IN the navy
regret to say that it will be impossible
for you to enlist. I inclose. however. a
pamphle, containing Information In re1-
erence TO the female nurse corps of the
navy, which might be of interest TO you
later
Miss Bells father enlisted in the navy
when he was Il young man and served
on the warship which carried Gen. Grant
part way around the world.
New Department at Naval Academy.
\ new department has been estab-
ljshed at the Naval Academy. The new
branch is known as the department of
hygiene and physiology. the head OF
which is the senior medical officer on
duty at the academy. Special atten-
tion is to be paid to the subject of mar
cotics and alcoholic liquors as we'll as
naval sanitation and hygiene in camp
and on board ship. The head of tie
department is also member of the
academic board. which is the first time
tine naval medical corps has been rep
resented on that body at the Naval
Academy. The physical training OF the
midshipmen. however. will still rest
with the disciplinary officer.
Surgeon Charles F. Stokes, who was
temporarily detailed to the academy
following the detachment of Surgeon
Nash. will organize the department \
permanent head will be detailed when
Surgeon Stokes departs. within the
next few weeks. to take charge of fit
ting out the Solace as a hospital ship
at the Boston navy yard.
Target Practice of Pacific Fleet.
Orders issued at the Navy Depart
ment contemplate the rendezvous of the
Pacific fleet under Rear Admiral SWIM
burne at Magdalena bay March 23.
Evening star., 1909-03-07
Passengers Shaken Up in Wreck.

EASTON. Pa. March 6-The Chicago
New York express on the Lehigh Valley
railroad was wrecked in Packerton yard,
forty-two miles west of this city. today
The last two sleepers of the train were
derailed by broken rail, and the pas
sensers were shaken up but none was
hurt.
Evening star., 1909-03-07

,aatiois in so far as they relate to the
registration of deaths and the disposal
of dead bodies.
Senate 4Sao to amend the act making
appropriations to provide for the ex-
penses of the government of the District
for the fiscal year 1903
Senate 1911 authorizing the extension
of 9th street northwest.
Senate Jn35 to remove dirt. gravel sand
and other distractions from the paved
sidewalks and alleys in the District.
Senate S0:6 for the removal of snow
the Distrf.:
Senate I131. to amend the act for the
opening of Mills avenue northeast from
Rhode Island avenue to oath street.
Senate .,2J9, to provide order and quiet
in the election of delegates in the District
of Columbia to national conventions of
political parties.
Senate 526o. to define the size and ca
pacity of receptaclaS used in the sale of
farm and garden produce
Senate .'Ss'. authorizing the extension of
New York avenue from its present east
ern terminus near 4th street northeas ST
IL the BladelSbuTg road
Senate 80, authorizing certain extern
sions to be made in the lines of the Cap
ital Railway Company in the District
Senate .ss?. amending the plumbing
laws
Senate $500. authorizing the extension of
western terminus to 10Th street north
west
Public Service Commission.
Senate o4:;n to confer upon the District
Commissioners the powers of public
service commission.
Senate 1854. for the extension of Otis
place from Homead place to 14th street
northwest.
Senate 5J!s. for the establishment of an
inebriate asylum in the District
Senate 1893. authorizing certain extern
siOns to be made in the lines OF the Capi-
tai Railway Company in the District.
Senate 56o3. to approve the verdict OF
the second jury summoned to condemn
land for the extension of 10Th street from
Belmont road to Biltmore street
Senate 5741. authorizing certain ex-
tensions to be made in the lines Of the
Capital Traction Company in the Dis
triCt.
Senate 1863. to provide for the sale OF
lot 4. square 1113, Washington, D c.
Senate 1884, to acquire land in the
vicinity of the Connecticut avenue
bridge for the extension of certain
streets
Evening star., 1909-03-07
Naval Orders

Naval Or0erS.
Can't H. Osterhaus, from command
Connecticut to command of the second di-
vision United States Atlantic fleet, hoist;
ing flag on Minnesota.
Ensign D. !. Selfridge, from Virginia
to bureau of ordnance. Navy Department
Ensign II. f. Leary, from Minnesota
to bureau of ordnance. Navy Department.
Ensign r. NJ. Brainard. from Louisiana
to bureau of ordnance, Navy Department.
Ensign W. p. Williamson, from Kansas 5
to bureau of ordnance. Navy Department.
Ensign G. l.. Caskey, from Georgia to
bureau of ordnance. Navy Department.
Ensign W. f. Hail. from Ohio to homo
and granted leave one month.
Passed Assistant Paymaster w. l.. ST.
monpetri, from Supply and wait orders.
Passed Assistant Paymaster w. G. Neill,
from Franklin to navy yard, Norfolk.
Va, and wait orders.
Assistant Paymaster r. s. Chew. jr.,
from navy yard, Norfolk. Va, to Mime
sofa.
Assistant Paymaster E II. Van Patten.
to duty Franklin. navy yard, Norfolk.
Va.
Assistant Paymaster E. A. Cobey, to
the West Virginia.
Assistant Paymaster T. p. Ballenger.
to Georgia.
Assistant Paymaster J. S. Luchsinger.
to New Jersey.
Assistant Paymaster r. V. dew. Bleeck-
err. to Colorado.
Assistant Naval Constructor s. NJ.
Henry, from navy yard, Mare Island.
Cal, to Colorado. navy eard. Puget
Sound. Wash.
G. r Seifert appointment as pay
masters clerk i'm the navy, duty Supply,
revoked.
Evening star., 1909-03-07

Senate S662. to regulate the licensing
of builders in the District.
Senate S709 for the extension of Frank
lin street northeast from it's present east
ern terminus east of oath street to the
Bladensburg road.
Senate S764. TO repeal section IL of the
act to provide for a unicn railroad sta
tion i'm the District.
Senate $50, regulating the purchase,
sale, loan, exchange, gift, borrowing or
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-21
An Odd Telephone Service.

Tr reply to an inquiry in regard to the
Budapest news-telephone system. Con-
sui General Nash writes: '"rhis system,
the capital of Hungary for several years.
Is owned and managed by private COR
ier !. the regular telephone
system is owned by the Government ana
administered by the Ministry Of Posts
amsl ..phs. The annual subscrip-
ton, s;s1. paid quarterly in advance. en-
titles the subscriber to two receivers and
the full service of news. music, ETC.. the
subscriber to pay the expenses of in
staIlatlon and removal. generally about
$3.50 The service begins at s.55 A. NJ.
I'D .-css large room and last
Ing Tor fifteen seconds. announces the
rroera,n of important events is an
nounced: that is to say, the ceremonies,
eleven o'clock stock quotations and gen
eral news items are given. At noon comes
second announcement of the correct
time. followed bv parliamentary news
general items of interest. At 12.45 P. NJ
stock quotations from the local, Vienna
and Berlin exchanges. and general news
general news; at 8 P. NJ. the closing
sos 80 -tor'-s meteorological forecast
local personals and small items, and in
81. e.,s cundilion of the various skat-
court and miscellaneous news. and from
80 to $50 p. M. military music from one
of the great cafes or gardens In the
evening the subscriber may, choose be-
tween the royal opera or one OF the
theatres. and later music by one Of the
fciently varied to satisfy the desires Of
all classes of subscribers, and in general
the service seems to give the utmost sat
isfaction. It's advantages are so manifest
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-21
SPORTS
PHILADELPHIA TEAM
WINS EASTERN DOUBLES,

Boston. July 20.-The close Of the
second day of the 18th annual open
lawn tennis tournament of the Long
wood Cricket Club found the notable
array of players well advanced into
the third round OF the competition in
singles and at the end of the second
round OF the Eastern championship,
which began this morning.
The feature match of the late after
noon was that of D. F.. Davis and
Malcolm Whitman Of Massachusetts.
who competed against w. J. Clothier
and w. F. johnson. the Philadelphia
team. In the Eastern doubles.
The Massachusetts team started in
by directing their play at johnson, lob
ping throughout that first set and go
ing to the net with heavy killing
smashes. johnson was unable to ham
die Davis lobs and the first set went
to the Massachusetts team 6-3. In the
second set johnson and Clothier han
died the lobs without trouble. johnson
played steadily and was backed up in a
brilliant manner by Clothier and they
took the set Sc. The third set went
to the Philadelphia team GO. The
fourth set and match also went to the
Philadelphia team Ga.
Some brilliant work was brought ont
in the second match of the doubles by
the home team when F. j. SulIowav
and H. c. johnson of Massachusetts,
met r. H. Palmer and G. O.. Wagner
Of New York. The Massachusetts team
was Obliged to go four games to win
the set AZ: 6-2; So; Ga.
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WINTHROP.

Miss Lucie Carr of Auburn is work.
ing in the postorfice.
Mr. and Mrs. e. p. Rowell and fam
lily visited relatives In Scion over Sun
day.
D. X. Merrill has been away on a
business trip.
Mrs. Maude Hopkins Of Gardiner Is
visiting relatives in town.
Will Judkins of Oakland is visiting
his sister. Mrs Rose Plummer.
The death of Mrs. Emma Longfellow
occurred July 10 at the home of her
son. c. Everett Longfellow, where she
was given every possible care and at
tention mp to the time of her death.
Mrs. Longfellow was born in HallOwell
in 1S43, the daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Smith. She was married in 1860 to C. H.
Longfellow. She for many years was
a resident of Winthrop. a faithful and
consistent member of the Methodist
church and q charter member of the
Orange. Mrs. Longfellow was a loving
mother and kind neighbor and will be
missed by wide circle of friends.
Three children survive. Mrs. Carrie
Healey c. Everett Longfellow and Mrs.
Fred Williams, all of Winthrop, and
one sister, Mrs. John Sears of Au-
burn. Funeral services will be at P.
M. Wednesday from the residence Of
her son. and interment will be made in
the Metcalf cemetery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-07-21
TAFT ENDORSED.
Leather and Shoe Finders Association
Approves His Attitude.

Boston. July 20.-A telegram to
President Taft endorsing his position
in relation to free raw material was
adopted by Unanimous vote at the first
business ses sion of the National Leath-
er and Shoe, Finders Association at the
Shoe Fair building today. The tele-
gram follows:
ITO the President of the United
States:
THE Ma .tional Leather and Finders
Associations, representing % states, as
sembled in Boston in fifth annual con-
vention, desires to record its belief
that your statement in regard to GER
tain free raw materials, together with
the tariff commission provision, will be
one Of the greatest benefit to the in
dustries affected, and to the $4,000, 900
consumers OF che United States. We
assure you Of our enthusiastic support.
'HENRY KELINE, President"
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DRIVING ON THE ST. JOHN
Described by Pres. Gregory Of the St.
John Lumber Co.

st. John, N. B., July 20.-Logging
onditions on the st. John river were
described today by J. Frazer Gregory,
president Of the st. John River Log
Driving Co., when the taking of testi-
nony in the international logging dis
pute was resumed before the special
investigation commission here today.
Mr.. Gregory began his evidence at a
previous session held at Van Buren,,
Ne. He was examined today by w. p.
tones.
Mr.. Gregory said that he had been
amiliar with conditions on the st.
!ohn river since 1867 and had never
Known of any logs except cedar be-
ng sorted above Grand Falls until
sorting works were established at Van
Buren, Driving conditions between
Irand Falls and Fredericton were
worse than above the falls, the wit
hess said, owing to jagged rocks,
oresque Isle bar and other obstruc-
ions in the gorge below Grand Falls.
I On June i, when he was at Van Blu
ZEN, he saw a jam at Grand Isle.
which contained from 100000 to TO-
100000 logs. They appeared to have been
here while the water in the river fell
5 feet. There were 100000 in the
orting boom at the some time. Or
tune II he Travelled down the river and
ound that driving conditions had i'm
lroved greatly.
Mr.. Gregory gave the quantity of logs
coming over Grand Falls for the past
hree years as 11S.000.00O in 1907, 3d.
1000 in 1905 and 100000 in 1909.