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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
GOOD CRICKET
YESTERDAY

There was a ripping good cricket
practise at Makiki field yesterday aft
ernoon. There was a big turnout of
players, and all the bowlers and bat
tiers had a chance to show what they
could do.
The Foo-foos beat the Old Man Foo
dies by SO to AZ. These names are
evolved from a certain inner conscious
ness for lack of something better.
H. NJ. Ayres was the star bowler for
the Old Man Foodles. He is said to
be training for a walking race in
which he hopes to beat another news
paper man, and he took in course
OF bowling as a side issue He made
good.
One Bailey, who shines at soccer
and baseball and any other athletic
sport, made the star score of the aft
ernoon. He handed out some twenty
five which peeved the other side and
made the Foo-foos applaud him vo-
ciferously when he came out from the
wicket.
Mr.. Wilmington, president of the
cricket club and one of the fathers of
sport in Honolulu, was there with the
big nineteen score for the Foo-foos
and did some excellent fielding work.
Bob Anderson, the demon bowler. was
caught out for eleven. which was a
shame, as he is a dandy at the bat
when he gets going.
Altogether it was a very enthusiast
tic afternoon~of cricket and the game
seems to be redivivus. The news
brought by the Pollards of their I'M
utterable beating by the Hilo cricket
ers has spuTed the locals on TO do
something. and we may soon hear of
an interisland cricket festival that
will amount TO something
The official score was:
Foo-foos-H. Bailey, 25: Captain
Kelly. Il; D. L. Wilmington, 10; Bob
Anderson, II; G. Bastard. 0; ]. Craik,
,; B. Markham, 2: ]. Herriot, 6: j.
NJ. Tucker, not out, l.
Old Man. Foodles-W ]. Walker. 4;
J. H. Fiddes, /; T. S. Gray. 8; c. P.
Morse, !; j. r. Maclean, IS: H. H.
Ayres, / (do better next tine): c. r.
Maxwell, 2; F. B. Wilmington, 8; E.
F. Melanphy, 0; G. Podmore, 9.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
WHlTEWASH FOR
HIGH SCHOOL
Saints Win Two Games in One
by Giving High a Dose of
Waiaiua.
Interscholastic League Standing.
st. Louis, Il; High School, O.

(This game counts for two games, by
agreement)
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23

who romped, while Markham was safe
on felder's choice that sent Yeichi to
third. Markham then stole second,
but Yeichi was out at the plate and
Chinnito died on very pretty double
play, Chillingworth to White to Nor
ton.
After that Andrews went into the
box for the High School and there
was no more scoring Yeichi played
another very successful game in thu,
outfield and handled some hot ones;
he also batted well. Franco made a
remarkable one-handed catch, and the
High fielding was not bad by any
means if they had only had some
pitching to live up to.
The official score was:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
JUDDS HAND IT
TO DUTCHMEN

On the sixth leg of the course the
captain stood at the wheel. He shout
ed in gruff tones, 9 Ready aboutship,
hard alec, leggo yer lee jib and stay
sail sheets, stand by yer weather
sheets, get busy there yer long legged,
frowsy, officiating, muddle- headed
bunch of yacht marauding sea-lawyers.
Hey there you Ray Rietow, leggo the
lee jib sheet.
And Ray did "leggo'' He shut his
eyes and swatted at the ball. The
bat hit the ball and the ball hit the
bat and Ray Stacked off his main sheet,
put his tiller hard a weather and pro-
ceeded to run for home. He reached
home and three gaily romping pirates
also reached home in front of him.
For the benefit of the uninitiated
land-lubber it should be explained that
this has to do with game of baseball
between the Judd Building and the
sixth inning that the Juddites had
sailor man came up to bat And oh,
he hit a walloper, a zingfoozler, reg
ular lallapazoo 1t was not exactly a
home run but it acted as such, for the
felders were so awe-struck at the i'm
mensity of the hit that they forgot to
stop the ball and the Juddlers scored
four runs.
This all took place on Punahou old
ground yesterday afternoon and the
gum makers beat the Dutchmen by II
to 6. It was a great game and was
followed with intense interest by a
really large crowd of fans Alf Castle
sacrificed his record as an umpire by
acting in that position and was rescued
by the police, who placed him in his
runabout and sent him home with a
mounted escort to see that he was not
mobbed.
The feature of the. game was GER
tainly the roofing of Bert Clark who
came out as chief barker for the gum
mers. He was ably seconded by a
score of Punahou players who acted as
backstop and rooted long and loud
whenever a Juddite went in to bat.
There were no errors in the game, but
eighteen stolen bases and every batter
made 1000 per cent.
The Stangenwald players (9) held a
meeting after the game and passed a
ACooIutAOu ~ thNAA
building for the umpire. Any time he
wants to go there, they say, he must
hire a flying machine and come down
through the trap-door in the roof.
The game was lots of fun from be-
ginning to end After the High
School-St. Louis game on Alexander
field everybody went down to the lower
ground and rooted. It is hard to say
whether the fans or the players had
the better time of it.
The lineup with runs scored was as
follows:
Judd Building-Cooke, 3b. 0: Hoogs,
p. 2; McCorriston, c, 2; Lewis, SIS, 2;
Fuller, 1b, /; W. Kwai Fong, IF, 2;
Bailey, 2b, /; Walker, eff, /; Rietow,
If, l.
Stangenwald Building-Judd, 1b, 0;
Annoy. SIS, 1; Kaeo, 3b, l; Mott, 2b, /;
| Cobb, IF, 0; Lemon, p, .; De Coito
/ If, 0; Aki, eff, /, and Winnie, c, 0.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23

Two-base hits, Dreier, Yeichi; three
base hit, Chfnnito; bases on balls, off
Rice 4, Chillingworth /, Pedro l.:
struck out, by Rice 2, Chillingworth
l, Andrews 2, Pedro 5; passed ball,
Norton; sacrifice hits, Rice, Hoe:
double play, Chillingworth to White to
Norton. Time of game, hour 25 min
utes; umpire, Williams; scorer, c. F.
Schmutzler.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
, <%>>~%>>>>>~% 4
IRWIN CUP YACHT RACE
TODAY.

, Five yachts will start from
. the spar buoy at the entrance
= to the harbor at 8 O'Clock this
. morning. They will race over a
y thIrty-mile course for the IT.
p win Cup. From the start the
. yachts will sail to Koko Head
. against the wind, thence they
. will run free to the entrance
. to Pearl Harbor and beat back
. to the bell buoy; from there
= they will run down to the start
= ing line. The yachts entered
. and their handicaps are: Kane
= hameha, sloop. Captain Scott,
. scratch: Charlotte c., yawl.
= q min; Gladys, sloop, Captain
y King, IS min.; Kapolei, sloop,
. c a p n Renton. So min:
. Helene, sloop, Captain Whitney,
. 55 min: Hawaii l., sloop, Cap
. tain Alec Lyle, 55 min. The
= Hawaii II. will sail over the
q course, but will not take part
= in the race. She will keep to
= leeward of the racers and will
. round all marks in order to see
. what time she can make under
. altered conditions. c. S. Crane,
. Admiral Geo. c.. Beckley and
. H. Rycroft will act as starters
. and judges. Mr.. Jaeger's launch
. will act as judges boat. The
. time limit is eight hours, but
q the finish should be about
= o'clock. A good view of the
Q start and finish may be obtain
. ed from the Waikiki end of the
. harbor Take the Alakea street
= car to the end and then walk
= past the Myrtle Boat Club to
. the sand spit at the harbor en-
. trance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23

81 want to get something suitable
for wedding gift - Yes, ma am, -
replied the fioorwalker. "Pickle dishes
in the basement Detroit Free Press
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23

Knicker-Did your father give you
an autoa Bocker-Yes, but he didn It
endow it.-Harper' Bazaar.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
Three Meals at Once,

"Now Mary" said her mistress, you
rlnst come to the door Of the drawing
room and say. breakfast IS ready, and
supper Is ready, but dinner is served 4"
The newly corralled domestic in
wardly digested the concise instruc-
lions and that evening convulsed the
guests who were awaiting the an
n"uncement Of dinner by stepping be-
tween the pOrticrcs, dropping a cour-
t"sy and repeating. breakfast is
ready and supper is ready. but dinner
IS dw--Philadelphia Ledger
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03

IRENE peril the human mind operates
with extreme rnpidity. During the
space Of my incarceration my entire
life flashed before me, as it Is said to
do in the case Of drowning men. Then
my mind commenced to wonder and
found myself speculating as to how it
would feel to have the mass Of mol
ten steel stream down upon me. Then
another space OF Inconsistencies.
"a shrill whistle far overhead arous-
ed me. 1t was 7 80 H. m only ninety
minutes pore Of life! | heard men
move about. the creuking and groan-
ing Of huge machinery broke the 81
lence, lathcs commenced to swing, shop
locomotives rumbled by-all around
and above Inc was life, pulsating, eli.
ergetic life-and within few feet Of
it was l, doomed to a fate worse than
death.
"The special whistle signal, always
used on such occasions, sounded, to in
dIcate that the casting was about to be
done. had resigned myself to my fate
and offered up farewell prayer. Sud.
denly soft object struck my head. II
was silk hat ! learned afterward
that one of the visitors who were pres.
ent at the opening Of the pit to witness
the casting Of the huge ingot had step
ped too close to the mold, slipped and
In the effort Of righting himself lost
his hat, which providentially fell into
the mold and upon me-
Several Of the helpers, seeming a
fat tip, Immediately busted themselves
trying to recover the headeear. They
fetched long pole, affixed a stout hook
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
SAVED BY A SILK HAT
Awful Experience of Victim of
Striking Steel Workers.
THROWN INTO CASTING PIT.
Hot Meta! About to Be Poured Upon
Him When Falling Hcadgear of
Spcctator Revealed His Fearful Piqhr
and Caused His Rescue.

and Caused His Rescue.
Erwin Nelson in the Chicago Tribune
tells thrilling story Of narrow escape
from an awful death ut the hands OF
striking Sluv worklnrn IN PennsylVa
mia steel plant Mr. Nelson was con
nected in Il travelling capacity with the
company which operated the steel plant
and had arrived at the forge on n tour
Of inspection during Strik" of the
Slnv and hungarian steel workers.
"On the evening of til" second day
Of my visit" he says, II had occasions
to traverse that part Of the forge shops
proper in which was located what tech,
nlcally Is known as the casting pit
One Of the processes employed hy this
company consisted of pouring the
white hot metal from huge ladies' into
a gigantic mold directly underneath
The mold thereupon was moved be-
meath hydraulic press and subjected
to enormous pressure until thoroughly
soldileti
81 was standing directly opposite this
mold when | suddenly was seized by
two powerful arms and promptly gag
ged This seizure 1t nfterward tran
spired was caused l,y my strong rescm-
blance to the general superintendent of
the works, against whom the Slavs felt
particularly bitter. In less time than
it takes to tell it was effectively gag
ged, bound hand and foot and careful,
ly lowered into the mold
"Now, | knew that at o o'clock on
the following morning there would be
cast In this mold large ingot, out of
which subsequently coast defense
gun of exceptionally large callber was
to be forged. In fash the fendsh
design of my assaiants came over me.
"When my feet touched the bottom
of the mold l was stupetied. Then
& awoke keenly to the danger Of my po-
sition and stroye to devise some means
of saving myself Efforts to break my
self from my bonds proved unavaliing
after hours of useless exertion |
must have sunk into a semistupor of
exhaustion, for | remembered nothing
until l came to and saw far above me
the first streaks Of grayish daylight
filter through the SCOT covered win
dows In the roof. Then I believed that
my hours were numbered.
ut is said that in moments of ex-
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
A VOTE OF THANKS.
The Way Dwight L. Moody Handlec
the Question In England.

Possibly the most novel response
ever made to Il request to return y
vote of thanks to a chairman was that
made by Dwight l.. Moody during his
first visit to England.
lie had attended II meeting at which
the Earl OF Shaftesbury was chair
man. The duty Of proposing vote OF
thanks was assigned to him and the
announcement made:
Our American cousin, the Rev. MI
Moody Of Chicago, will now move a
vote of thanks to the noble earl VIII
has presided on this occasion"
The whole thing was quite out OF
Mr.. Moody's line. English formalities
might or might not have come grace
fully from his lips had he attempted
them, but he did not With an utter
disregard Of conventionality he burst
upon the audience with the bold an.
nOuncement:
"Thc speaker has made two mis-.
takes. To begin with, I'm not the
Rev. Mr. Moody at ALL I'm plain
Dwight L. Moody, Sunday school
worker And then I'm not your Amer
lean cousin. By the grace Of God Pm
your brother, interested with you in
our Fathers work for his children.
And now about this vote of thanks
to the noble earl for being our chair
man this evening I don't see why
we should thank him any more than
he should thank us. When at one
time they offered to thank our Mr..
Lincoln for presiding over a meeting
In Illinois he stopped it. He said he'd
tried to do his duty and they'd tried
to do theirs. He thought 1t was about
an even thing all round"
That opening fairly took the breath
away from Mr.. Moody's hearers. Such
a talk could not be gagged by any
known standard. Mr.. Moody carried
his English audiences with him from
that beginning to his latest labors.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
Who He Was.

At the crossing of the river StyX
Death met stranger With a grin on
his face.
"Who are you?' demanded Death
81 am your manservant," replied the
stranger.
MY manservant" repeated Death,
somewhat puzzled to know what the
new arrival meant
I'm other words, the valet of the
shadow Of Death" chortled the stran-
ger.
1t is perhaps superhuous to add that
before journeying hence the stranger
had been a professional jokesmith.-
New York Times.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
IF SICK--WHY PAY
Unless Health First Returns.
Here is what should and can be donei


Now you would not willingly pay for foo6
that was worthless-would you?
Then why pay for medicine until that medt
cine first proves to you its actual worth? Ssss
Positively knowing what DR.. Shoop's Re-
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pay unless health first returns. And back my
Restorative with signed and sealed 80 day No
that aDr. Shops Restorafioe si IS a 5so1ats
ly free If 1t tfails". Let others do the same
or else pass their prescriptions by.
If you need more strength, more Vitality
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When tho Stomach, Heart. or Kidneys go
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But write me first for the order.
All druggists sell Dr. Shops Restorative
but all are not authorized to give the 80 day test
So drop me line please-and thus save
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A postal will do.
Besides you are free to consult me as you
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Which Book Shall Send Your
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No.,2 On the Heart No. s For Men
No. On the Kidneys No. On Rheumatism.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
Hussars Ride Horses Into Ballroom,

Three officers Of the Third Honved
hussar regiment, stationed at Debree-
zin, Hungary. rode up the stairs OF
the Hotel Biza of that town and en-
tered hall on the second floor, where
masquerade ball was in progress.
They careened round the hall three
times, shouting hurrahs, and then rode
their horses out by the way they had
entered. The city council discussed
the incident and reported it to Colonel
zedwitz, who ordered the three horse
men to be placed under arrest,
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
Badly EXPRESSED.

The human monstrosityr' said a
young lady attending a fair with her
sweetheart. "Threepence! Wouldn't
You like to have look at that, Her
bert?"
mo, DEAR" answered Herbert, anx-
louS to bestow a neat compliment; 81
am quite content to look at you
London Mail.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03

The Tension Spring attachment does away with re-
sion the rvet that any kind Of material may be
cut with perfect without firing the hand. The
Tension Spring takes up all on The rivet making
the SHEARS practically indestructibe a simple turn
of the little thumbs screw, shown in the engraving,
who has had the exasperating experience Of
to use dull pair Of shears readily appreciate
shears aas sharp and ii peefect cutting condition
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03

to its end and lowered it into the black
ness of the mold. BY supreme effort
I managed to raise my bound hands as
the hook came near me and clasped
the rope binding my hands upon the
hook. Then I felt that efforts We're
made at the top to withdraw the pole
but the same remained stationary.
knew then that I was saved"
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
More Land for Assessment,

The Aberdeen land district has re-
ported 402 new tracts of land in that
district to go upon the assessment
rolls of the state and at the general
assessment price in that part of the
state this means quite an addition to
state valuation.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
pandsna onium.

"Nature knew what she was doing
when she dc! rived fishes Of voice."
"IIow do rou make that out?"
what If 4 G"h had to cackle over
every egg it laid|'- Cleveland Leader.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
A art r etort,

"Can a politician be a good Chris.
tian? was once asked Of the late Sen.
ator Ingalls, Of Kansas, when he re.
piled. with God all things are posi-
ble."
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
Buy a
II ONE

Al few hundred dollars will
secure you possession and an
equity ii 4. Every dollar you
pay towards that home be
d dollar saved,
See Harry Thomson at the
Saturday News Office and he
win show you the way He
has just The kind Of 4 little
home you want
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03
I II E
QUESTION . -.

That confronts the wage
Garner and the salaried man is:
How can manage to meet
all my living expenses and save:
q little from ncnthIto month.
besides?"
You are likely to find it Al
hard thing to do if you are
handicapped by paying rent.
BY all means
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03

Money may not be able to buy hap.
plness, but 1t can buy off n great deal
of MISREPRESENTATION.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03

The number Of these shears is limited. II
therefore behooves those who are in arrears
and those whose subscription is about TO
expire to call at once and get pair before
the supply is exhausted.
The shears are worth 75c, but we are
giving them away FREE.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-09-03

The Shears perfectly finished and heavily nickel
plated.
HOW TO GET THE sHEARs-send ST 80, the
regular price for year Of the Saturday
News and you will receive the shears by return mail
shears offered as ali additional inGucement To-
renew subscription and to induce subscribers
Better do It now, as the number is limited.
These Shears sell Tor rs cents any hardware store
IN the state. You getting the best paper ID the
county at the regular price and good pair Of shears
FREE! Is 78 Il
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16

The peach orchards of Volusia county
have only fair crop Of fruit this sea-
son, owing to the destruction of the
bloom by the January and February
cold spells, but in size the fruit will be
the largest and finest marketed for
years. They are good size now, and
the first shipments will be made early
in May. Growers will get fancy prices
for early shipments. -Vousia County
Record.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16

Adolph Kull, Of Akron, Ohio, who
was winter visitor in Eustis, dice
suddenly last week of heart failure.
He had been out fishing a few day be.
fore and had caught a trout that
weighed over twelve pounds, and in
landing it had over-eXerted himself,
and it is believed it was this that
caused his death.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16
Ia of Pound a Week

at least, is what young baby ought
to gain in weight. Does yours? If
not there's something wrong with its
digestion. Give it McGee's Baby
Elixir and it will begin gaining at once.
Cures stomach and bowel troubles,
aids digestion, stops fretfulness, good
for teething babies. 25c. and SOC.
Sold by st. Lucie Drug Co.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16
Friphtful Fate Ayertad.

81 would have been a cripple for
life, from a terrible cut on my knee
cap, writes Frank Disberry, Kelliher,
Mimi, without Bucklen's Alnica
Salve, which soon cured me-" Infalli-
BILE for wounds, cuts and bruises, it
soon cures burns, scalds, old sores,
boils, skin eruptions. Worlds best
for piles. 25c. at Fort Pierce Drug Co,
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16

During the spring every one would
be benefited by taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy. 1t furnishes a needed tonic
to the kidneys after the extra strain of
winter, and it purifes the blood by
stimulating the Kidneys. and causing
them to eleminato the impurities from
it. Foley's Kidney Remedy imparts
new life and vigor. Pleasant to take.
Fort Pierce Drug Co.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16

The strawberry growers about Lake
land have made money this season.
There are thousands of quarts of good
berries in the fields yet and it seems
that a cannery would pay. Berries
are retailing at seven cents.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-04-16

Mr.. F. G. Fritts, Oneonta, N. Y,
writes: "My little girl was greatly
benefited by taking Foley's Orino
Laxative, and / think it is the best
remedy for constipation and liver
trouble" Foley's Orino Laxative is
best for women and children, as it is
mild, pleasant and effective, and is a
splendid spring medicine, as it cleanses
the system and clears the complexion.
Fort Pierce Drug Co.