The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-11-20


awhile.
"Mr. Pringley's home now, isn't hep
said neighbor to the wife.
Eyes"
Weren't you surprised when he
came back aliveT" the neighbor asked.
Eyes. l was" returned Mrs. Pringley
without much interest. but if I'D
stopped and thought a moment I'd "a
knew he'd been back. He's jes' that
contrary"-Lippincott's Magazine.
His Wife.
The junior clerk had put in an appli-
cation for two weeks leave to attend
the wedding Of very dear friend. The
Office manager sent for him.
''It must be a very dear friend
shifted the indignant manager, ito
make you want two weeks Off Who is
it?"
After the ceremony" stammered
the blushing clerk. shell be my wife
New York World
In the Excitement.
$50 you confess that the rate al
which you travelled was the means OF
placing several persons in serious dan
ger?
EYES," answered Mr.. Chuggins. 1.-The
policeman who was chasing US very
nearly ran into three baby carriages. ~
Washington Star.
No Relief to Him.
'When you are angry" said the man
of gentle instincts. stop and count a
hundred"
"A hundredr echoed Mr. Sirius Bar
ker. If could stop at hundred in
counting up my wife's milliners' bills
wouldn't be angry" - Washington
Star.
How He Went.
And if you really assembled that aw.
full mountain why did you leave no Wis
ible tracer"
The footprint left by the astra
body is not tangible thing" respond
ed the explorer. with dignity almost
frigid.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Need Hooking Up.
Old BachelOr-When young man
thinks about getting married these
days it is time to get the hook.
Benedict should say so. especial
~ if he marries one of these girls
with fifty buttons on the backs Of their
gowns Pittsburg Post.
A Novice.
THAT theatrical manager must be
new to the business"
What makes you think SOP
81 didn't have to wait in his ante
room for more than five minutes when
went the other day to see him.
Houston Post
In the Sanctum.
Editor-What. Another manuscript
Assistant-Yes; overheard at the
Sewing Circle"-475 words.
Editor-Nonsense. Return it at once
There must have been many more
words than that-Lippincot Maya
zine.
Not Because of That.
81 believe" she complained. "thai
your love is growing cold"
well" he bitterly replied, IF it is
you needn't feel that it is doing so be
cause you haven't made it hot enough
for Chicago Record-Herald.
The Touch That Hurts.
"The multimillionaire gets angry
cry time anybody applies to him IL
little money"
Yes. 1t often happens that swollen
fortunes are very sensitive to the
touch. "-Washington Star.
What's the Answer?
'"Time is money"
els that so? Then why is it that the
fellows who have the most time or
their hands have the least money!
Cleveland Leader.
Two Points Of View.
"Oh. John. Don't you think my
new gown is perfect dreamT"
1--WE had several Nightmares won
dering how Pm going to pay for it,
Boston Post.
Happy Days For the Farmer.
These are the farmers biissful days. Thu
corn must yet be husked, tits true:
The hogs he's had the luck to raise still
need food and attention. too:
A hundred duties claim his care: thu
chores must still be done at night:
The sheds need patching here and there
he still gets up about daylight;
IT'S time for him to store the fruit away
on cellar shelves once more.
But they have started up the stove dowr
at the corner grocery store.
He has not thrashed his buckwheat yet
the cows must still be MIXED and fed