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The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
Local Items of general
interest to q majority
of our readers, especi-
ally distant friends.
RELKNAP.

Breck Howard was seen in this
section Sunday.
The farmers of this section are
beginning to garner their corn.
Several from this place went to
Burkhart Sunday night to attend
church.
Miss Addie Shockey is visiting
Miss Matala Arnett, of this place
this week.
Miss Edna Miller, of Vortex, is
here visiting relatives and friends
She visited our school Monday.
Revs. Bill Yocum, Will Lindon
and Logan Center held preaching
services here Sunday morning and
evening.
Quite a crowd of young folks
from Burkhsrt were in this section
Sunday and took dinner with Sam
Allen and family.
Miss Cynthiana Holbrooks and
J. H. Nickel were married at the
residence of the brides parents
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Holbrooks,
Monday, November 1. We wish
them a long, happy and prosper
Gus life.
Nov. 8. -
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
MURPHY FORK.

Lewis Center, of Red river. and
Omega Noble were married Tues
day.
Joe Lee Oldfield and family, of
Mize, spent Sunday at the home of
Mort Cecil and wife, of this place.
Frank Oldfield, of Mize, sold out
his household goods and stock Sat-
urday. Rev. Bill Yocum sang off
the entire outfit.
Last week Ben Murphy bought
of Assessor John Patrick and jeff
Day 80 head of cattle, thus making
$50 head Ben has on hand.
Mrs. Martha Murphy, wife OF
the famous botsnist, is visiting
the home of her sister, Mrs. Manda
Hollon, on Saltwater, this week.
Nov. s. TULIP.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
CASTORtA.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind Yea Have Always ssugh.
Signature s;:s: ;e: ., GhZz.,

AS an evidence of how good
roads help q farmer we cite an in.
stance of what recently occurred
in q good roads district in Arksn-
sas, where few years since the
road was almost impossible: "That
the roadg of this country are in
6ne condition 10 shown by the
fact that James L. Roberts hauled
seven bales of cotton on an ordi.
nary two-horse wagon with two
common horses from Naylor to
Conway, q distance of twenty
miles, and made the return trip in
one day with six hundred brick,
two hundred pounds of blacksmith
coal and fifty gallons of oil in an
iron tank"
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
Kills Her Foe of 20 Years.

"The most merciless enemy ]
had for 20 years." declares Mrs,
James Duncan, of Haynesville, Me-.
WAS dyspepsia. suffered intense.
ly after eating or drinking and
could scarcely sleep. After many
remedies had failed aud several
doctors gave me up, l tried Elec.
-tFic Bitters, which cured me com.
pfetely. Now l can eat anything
1 am 70 years old and am overjoy'
ed to get nv health and strength
back again" For indigestion, LOST
of appetite, kidney trouble, lame
back, female complaints, it's un'
equaled. Only SOC at all dealers
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
YOUNG Girls are Victims

of headaches, as we'll ss old women,
but all get quick relief and prompt
cure from DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, the worlds best remedy for
sick and nervous headaches. They
make pure blood, and strong nerves
and build up your health. Try
them. 25c at all dealers.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
A Scalded Boys Shriekn

Mortified his grandmother, Mrs.
Maria Taylor, of Nebo, Ky, who
writes that, when all thought he
would die, Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured him. Infallible for
burns, scslds, Gu 8, corns, wounds,
bruises. Cures fever-sores, bolls.
skin eruptiOns, chilblains, chspped
hands. Soon routs piles. '25c at
all dealers. ..
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11

Group is most prevalent during
the dry cold weather of the early
winter months. Parents of young
children should be prepared for it.
All that is needed is a bottle of
Chamberlsln's Cough Remedy.
Many mothers are never without
it in their homes and it has never
disappointed them. Sold by all
dealers.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11

The old, old story, told times
without number, aud repeated over
and over again for the last SO
years, but it Is always a welcome
story to those in search of health
There is nothing in the world
that cures cough and colds as
quickly as Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. Sold by all dealers. ..
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
Now 8.

Many school children suffer from
constipation, which is often the
cause of seeming stupidity at les
sons. Chamberlsip's Stomach and
Liver Tablets are an ideal medicine
to give q child, for they are mild
and gentle in their effect, and wall
cure even chronic constipation.
Sold by all dealers.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
|cANN e. CITY.

Bro/ Southgate, of lexington
was if town last week.
Will Urfer and family are visit
ing Relatives in Louisville.
Berry Wheeler, of Frankfort
wss q guest of Hotel Delaney
last Wednesday.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11

When a GOLD becomes settled in
the system, it will take several
days treatment to cure it, and-the
best remedy to use is Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. 1t will cure
quicker than any other, and also
leaves the system in q natural and
healthy condition. Sold by all
dealers.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
EAST ROUND D.
CONNECTIONS.

Lac. JUNCnON-1rsins Nos. and
viIl make connection with the L. d U. Ky
for Mt. Sterling.
CANTON JUNCTION-Trains Nos. l, z,
sand 4 connect with the Mountain Central
Ry. for Pine Ridge and Campton: =
BEATTYyLLE JUNCTIoN:-Iralns NO.
ill make connection at Beattyville juno.
nth the L. and A. hallway for passengers
10 and from Beattyville.
n A x. Observation-Disclosures Nos. and
.onnect with the o. & K. Railway for local
cations on the o. 4 K. Railway.
w. A. MCDOWELL, General Manager
GHAS.SCOTT, Gen Pass. Agent.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
B. +. BOILING,
UNDERTAKEN
CAMPTON KY,

INFORMS the citizens of Wolfe and
: the adjoining counties that be carries
. line Of Collins, Oaskets, Burial Clothes
ana everything necessary TO put away
she dead in decent style.
ESPECIAL caskets supplied on "A
noun notice-fnest made, if ordered.
Teams and hacks furnished funerals.
Also can fill orders for tombstones, DC.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
NEWS.
TO CoRREsPoNpEErs.-aa, your

items early so they will reach our Office
not later thanTuesday mornihg-Monday
if possible. News received after that viii
not be published unless of unusual i'm
portance. Advertise no ones business,
and write on one side of the paper only.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
NEWELL G. ROSE,
Notary Public,
SALTWATER KY

Yen his professional services to citizens Of
1sik county, and solicits the patronage Of
xhe may lave legal pepen 20 execute.
thceat kis residence on 6tnNnter.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11

Nos. q and % will make close connection
Of o. 4 K. Junction with Nos. and for
points on the Lexington and Eastern Rail.
way. N L. CONLEY,
Superintendent
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
/ a,Inrton and Eastern Railway

.,ms Table in Effect June 81. 1908.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1909-11-11
WEST BouN D.

N0I Nos. No. 3
r,oNs Daily, ex. Daily and Sunday
6IAI'o Sunday, Sunday. only.
The Irish standard., 1909-09-11

As7w Nae cwV Women VINO could
help her. What might she not accom-
plish In a lifetime with the vast sum
her friend offered her!-the price of
hindering a marriage that was almost
sure to turn out badly, perhaps as
badly as her own!-the money value
of compromise with her conscience
on a point Of honor which many WON.
en- would have thought very vague in.
deed, II not absurd in such a case.
She knew what temptation meant,
now, and she was to know even better
before long. The prima donna had
said that she was going to marry Lo-
gotheti chiefly because he insisted
on It,
The duel for Margaret's hand had
begun; Van Torp had aimed a blow
that might we'll give him the advan.
tage If 1t went home; and Logotheti
himself was quite unaware of the
skillful attack that threatened his hap.
piness.
The Irish standard., 1909-09-11

-"s-o:.sc. nau cvnuc - see ner quite
for her own sake. whereas she had
pictured the Child" as she still called
the great artist. spending most of her
time In carrying on inaudible CONVEX.
sations with Logotheti under the trees
In the lawn. or in the most remote
corners Of the drawing room; for that
had been the accepted method of
courtship in Mrs. Rushmore's young
days. and she was quite ignorant of
the changes that had taken place since
then.
Half an hour later, Margaret was
In her old room upstairs writing a let.
The Irish standard., 1909-09-11

''vn, yes, ma'am! ~ looked down
over the banisters, and there heswas!s'''
Margaret had the solid health Of ~
great singer, and it would have besn
serious trouble indeed that could
have interfered with her unbrpkSn
and dreamless sleep during at least
eight hours; but when she closed her
eyes that night she was quite sure
that she could not have slept at all,
but for Potts comforting little story
about the brother with the counter
tenor" voice. Yet even so, at the ND
ment before waking in the morning.
she dreamt that she was at the tele-
phone again, and that words III 3
strange language came to her alo6K3
The Irish standard., 1909-09-11

"N-no1not that, though it wasn't
as funny as Sunday school treat
while it lasted, and I was thankful
when 1t was through. It's another
matter altogether that I'm cheerful
about-besides seeing you, my dear.
I've done It, Maud. I've done It at
last"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07
Too Deem for Him.

Two American girls, accompanied
by an Englishman, were doing the
Treasury building In Washington
They went into the Office OF Mr.. VIZ
kie, where they saw on the wall a
huge Photographic reproduction OF a
hve-dollar bill.
what Is that for, Mr.. Wilkis p
asked one Of the fair natives.
I'VE keep that on the WALL" said the
secret service chief. ito give US the
frequent chance TO spring ths Off
joke"
Tell IL to us please"
well, that big bill In the way 1--WE
dollars looks TO man the day before
pay day"
The American girls laughed and
said: "Fine." but their English escort
did not. Pardon me, Mr.. Wilkis," he
said. but I don't quite get YOU"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07
AT A FUTURE DATE
WHEN THE EMANCIPATION OF
WOMAN IS COMPLETE.
Mere Man Likely Will In Time Be
come the Weaker Sex. and "
So, May Write Letters Like
the Following.

Dear Mary: Well, l suppose you
are working away in your stuffy office
building every day. and are very lone
ly when you 60 home at night with
out your little hubby to bring you
| your kimono and high-heeled slip
pers. 1t is very nice down here by
| the sea waves, but | wish my large,
brave wife could only be here to en-
| joy it with me.
Il do hope that you stay at home
nights but you know there are pretty
tall stories always being told about
the goings on OF wives in that wicked
city with the frisky chorus men and
guileless men stenographers when
their husbands are away in the sum
mer. OF course, | have no doubts
about you, dear. You need have no
fear of me being indiscreet at this
place, for there are hardly enough
grass-widows hanging around to give
a man even an incipient attack OF
hay-feyer.
From the rather wandering tone
of your last letter | gather that you
are mixing UP in politics and that
the Citizenesses' union is talking OF
running you for city mother next
fall. Doubtless you think we poor
weak men are not well posted about
those things, but | wish for my sake
you would not get active in municipal
affairs, because the newspapers print
such rude articles about candidates
who are running for office. and |
shouldn't care to see my strong heart
slandered.
Don't you think you might find
time to run down here for week or
so during the month and spend it
with me. forgetting all about those
awful business affairs which bore my
poor little brain so? | don't like to
appear complaining, and | try to be
as saving as | can all the time.
Couldn't you make my weekly check
little larger? | cannot see why it
costs you so much to live in the city
when | am away.
Il am tired now, and | must press
my duck trousers for the soiree to,
morrow night, so good night, dearie
Your loving hubby. John"
"P. ST. send you a sample which
you win please match for me- | hope
you won't be testy and say mean
things TO me, but was Waiting the
other night with that clumsy Mrs
Heavyweight, who is now here with
her family, and she stepped all over
the crease in my best duck trousers
and simply ruined them. | must have
new pair. Don't forget to water
the plants and feed the bird. Yours
John. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07
MAN AN EXACTING CREATURE
Writer Sarcastic in Describing the
Many Demands Made by the
Modern Husband.

Richard lie Gallienne writing In
Cassell's magazine on Wives Made
to Order" declares plumply that amy
man should be glad of any woman
and any husband should be grateful
for any wife" Men do not deserve
women. Il have only met one man
who deserved a wife-and she mar
ried another man He thus satirizes
the exacting demands that any hus.
band makes on any wife:
He expects her to be perfect. Of
course, even as he is perfect; yet If
she is too perfect she gets on his
nerves. He expects her to echo all
his ways and moods, yet again he ex
poets her to preserve her own indi
| viduality and have some opinions OF
her own. He expects to have his own
| little innocent flirtations, but woe
| unto her If she turns her eyes to the
right or the left One right he par
| ticularly reserves to himself is thai
Of talking by the hour of his former
love affairs and expecting her heart
| felt sympathy for his ecstasies oyel
vanishing faces, yet denying her tn,
thrill of one tender reminiscence-
for his lordship over her is jealousl,
retrospective and permits her M
dalliance with memory. In fact, be
fore she was, she was not For, a
uan was made In the image OF God
the wife must be made in the imag
Of her husband. The finite expires
sion of his infinite, the dainty ech
Of his ponderous omniscience. tn
pearly shell that holds, as in pin
and opal case. the music OF tbs mys
terious ocean of his mind
/ Yes, men, and particularly hus
bands. are exceedingly comic cree
lures, and to laugh up your sleeve a
your husband, yet love him all tn
time, Is an art which every success
Jul wife has possessed since ma
tirst met woman and the sad worl
began.
Il read a delightful story Of Ibse
the other day which should find
place In any primer for young wive.
Ibsen, 1t appears. made Q point G
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07
Two Hits TO Spare,

The late Col Rossington, of beloved
memory, used to tell a story OF
baseball game played in Topeka once
between the married men and the
bachelors
A man named Flood came to bat
The pitcher put over a straight one
and Flood knocked the ball over the
fence.
Instead Of starting for the first base
Flood braced himself and stood stock
still
Run, you IDIOT" screamed the
spectators Run. Why in blazes
don't you rum"
RUM" calmly queried Flood
What would / run for? I've got two
more clouts at it"--Saturday Evening
w - The Beach and the Barber.
The tent on the white beach had q
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07

sewing his own buttons on You
could not trust a woman. he said, to
sew button on to stay He was
fond Of saying this to his friends In
the presence OF his wife She sat by
and smiled, but when he was out OF
hearing she whispered to one OF
those friends; 1 always go over them
again afterward, because he never
knots the thread
what sublime tact was there.
And how tenderIy she spared her hus-
band the knowledge of possible i'm
perfectiOn-not to speak of presery-
ing the peace of the household"
Mr.. lie Gallienne recommends that
the most sensible wife man can
take is one who has been married
before; she has mastered the mascu
line paradox.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07

BARRIERS pole before it and in and out
passed men in bathing suits, rubbing
their cheeks with their palms thought
fully.
Yes, sir" the barber said, "a beach
tent to shave bathers in seems to be
popular idea. l have more than
can do all day.
1T is pleasanter, you know, to be
shaved In undress-to be shaved in
your bathing suit-than to be shaved
in stiff shirt, coat and so on; and
it is pleasanter to be shaved In a
breezy tent than Ia a roasting shop
far back from the sea.
Il got the idea from England, sir.
On all the beaches over there you'll
find barber tents"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-07
Presumptive Evidence.

II presume, said the telephone di-
rectory to the hospital dictionary,
that you have been to the surgical
ward
What makes you think that?"
asked the dictionary hastily.
Because" answered the telephone
directory, Il noticed they have re.
moved your appendix. - Baltimore
American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Hit II Riaht.

Hit It Right.
DEADER-Poet-
ry, I am told,
is in a state Of de-
cline.
WRITER guess
that's right = at
least most of mine
is declined with
thanks.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03

"Swift was very unpopular before
the game, but after he made the fine
winning play he had many friends"
"Ah, I suppose he made friends by
the score.''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Overheard In the

Overheard In the
SideshoW.
| FIRST FREAK
Since Heavy
weight, the strong
est man in the
world, has been
out of work I no
tice him riding
1 n g around in
swell automobiles.
Second Freak
Yes; the owners
carry him along to
push the machines
home when they
break down.
Strictly Business.
TIE has queer
notions o f
the moral life"
''How so 2"
why, he bought
q five dollar pres
ent for a particu-
lar friend of his
and the next day
swindled him out
rageously on a
SO, 900 deal"
Bigger but Small
err.
IT ARRY-James
made a big
pile of rocks with
that little sell of
his.
John - Yes, and
he's got a bigger
pile now and a
smaller cell.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Victim of a Panic.

Victim of a Panic,
FIRST ACTOR
You don't look
well today, old fell
low.
Second Actor
No; I was the vic
tim of a fire panic
last night.
First A C t or
What! When?
Second Actor =
Oh, the p q nj c
struck me when ]
heard I was going
to be fired, but ]
found this morn
ing it was a false
alarm.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Modest Request.

ANt W CSN ANSe ~ = . -
T ,AZY-Could you
help a poor man
dat has just found
a sample package
of indigestion tab
lets7
Lady-HoW can
I help your
Lazy-Why, you
can give me a good
solid meal of rich
foods so I can get
de indigestion and
try de tablets.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
HIS WAY.

Uncle Geezer-How do you spell
elephant, AIphonSO?
Alphonso-E-l-e-f-u
Uncle Geezer-That isn't the way
the dictionary spells it!
Alphonso-Who said it was? You
asked me how I spelled it!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
FORoETFUL.

T AURA - This time last year you
: were engaged to that little homely
professor.
name?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Naturally Hard.

GRACE won
der why that
fellow ave US
such a hard look.
Kitty-He could
not help 1t.
Grace-CouIdn't
help it?
Kitty-No; he's
a circus freak-the
man with the ossi-
fed face.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
A Double Inherit

A Double Inherit
ance.
HUBBY-T h a t
baby ov e r
across the way
seems to inherit
its voice from both
it's parents.
Wifey-How so ?
Hubby-It makes
a great deal of
noise like its ia
Their and keeps it
up like its mother.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
FISHING.

EIRST FISHERMAN-Fow long did
it take you to catch all those fish +?
Second Fishermen-Three TASKS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03

'But why don't you believe that
have friend who is much more beau
tiful than I am?"
Because it is impossible that she
should be your friend if she is really
more beautiful than you"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
Justifyins His
Claim.

TT U N D E r =
stand he claims
to be descended
fr o m somebody
high up"
Yes; he fell out
Of his fathers bal
loon and was mi
raculously saved. 4"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03

The Requirements
THE FRIEND
Do you think
it requires much
artistic ability to
succeed in the
drama these days 2
The ACtor--Yes,
but in addition to
being an artist
you've got to be a
tiptop fnancier.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03

Two of a KIND.
MRS. B. What
your husband
d o e s n t know
about race horses
isn't worth know
ing.
Mrs. D.-Indeedl
And what yours
does know about
them isn't worth
knowing either.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
The Exnenae

The Expenses
" A RE the run
ming expens-
es of automobillng
very large 2''
THAT depends
pretty much whom
you are running
over"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03
TWO Moods.

SWIFT is jubi-
liant over his
new automobile"
Yes, but he is
sorry under It."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-03

Not So Wonder
full.
TO you think
they'll ever
run autos on two
wheels ?"
Sure. That's the
way Cholly Speed
er always turns a
corner"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-25
FRANK COFFEE Dimes
WITH PIRATE" EBEN

Frank Coffee, the Yankee who pur-
chased the wreck of the steamer Aeon
on Christmas Island and who purchased
and flied out an auxiliary schooner in
Australia, spending in the neighborhood
of $4,000, to go to the scene of the
Aeon s wreck, arrived here yesterday
afternoon on the Makura and was i'm
mediately taken in tow by j. D. Me
Inerny, who represents him in this city.
Mr. Coffee lost big pile of money
when the Aeon broke up. He is now
on trip to Washington with his son.
One of the first persons he met in
Honolulu was FBuccaneer Ben" Low,
who won his name through his expedi-
ton to Christmas Island. Eben S hospi-
tally Immediately came to the fore,
and last night he entertained Mr.. Coffee
and Mr.. McInerny at a genuine Hawai-
ian poi-supper at his home. Mr.. Coffee
may return soon to Australia, where he
has business interests.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-25
Trent I rust Co., Ltd.
A CHICKEN RANCH

FOR SALE:-To have the
greatest success in
raising fowls the
first necessity is
proper location
a sufficient height
above sea level. and
plenty of fresh running
water. At Palolo, 5 minutes
walk from car line,
on macadamized street,
is a modern Groom
bungalow with best
sanitary plumbing.
Surrounding house
are ~ acres of fertile
land with stream running
through rear portion.
Place is now planted with
alligator pear trees,
bananas, papayas, ETC.;
has chicken houses,
wire chicken fences,
runs, incubator; in fact,
everything is at hand
to begin modern,
up-to-date business.
Price $3.50.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-25
Took Hose, Left Duck.

householder on LunaIilo street
found 4 big Muscovy duck lying on her
front lawn earIv Yesterday morning,
but the garden hose was gone The
matter was reported to the police,