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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-11-25
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER %, 1909.

Mr.. Taft has Travelled n distance equal
to more than half the distance around
the earth, all at the governments ex'
pense, with force of secret service de.
tectives accompanying him, of course,
the trip undertaken professedly for the
purpose of placing himself more in touch
with the people at large, but as may be
suspected, really to appease the growing
dissatisfaction of the Republicans Of the
middle west. In this latter end he re.
turns disappointed. He had been un-
fortunate in endorsing Aldrich, the man
whose influence over him had led him
astray on the tariff schedules. Bot AZ
he finishes his long tour, ano returns
sick at heart 10 find troubles at home
multiplying on every hand, Aldrlch
starta also on long pilgrimage to dis
cuss currency. This is his ostensble
mission.
But there are strong grounds for sus'
pecting that the real object is TO divert
atteption from tariff reform, by begull.
ing the tariff reformers Of the middle
west by his lectures upon the necessity
for immediate legislation to relieve the
annual stagnaton at the cropmoving
time in the money market Now, he
does not fool the westerners ON this sub
Jet. There is plenty of money this year
for bringing the crops to the sen board,
both upon the Atlantic and Pacific side.
Aldrich talks aud talks but suggests
nothing definite He presents no ma
tured plans Evidently he hopes to ex'
cite interest in currency schemes, and
thus lead insurgent Republicans to for
get the tariff, and if, in this end he
should succeed, his real mission might
not be in vain. But be- excites no in
terest in the west in what he talks
about. Aldrich is the last man to send
as a missionary from New England for
the conversion of the west. Mr.. Taft If
not managing politics successfully.
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II IL sad TO see such an evidence of
moral cowardice in n hitherto gallant
"insurgent' as il revealed in recent
speech Of Senator Cummins of Iowa
In the speech in question Senator Cum
Minis IL quoted as saying There need
be no concern about the attitude Of the
insurgents and their friends. They will
do their best TO nominate candidates
who believe ia progressive Republican
party. When they fail they will be
Republicans still for if there WAS a time
when there WAS absolutely no reason for
transferring any branch of the govern
ment to Democratic hands, this IL the
time" II this means anything at all il
means that Senator Cummina and his
like will strive to make the Republican
party stand for things that are right and
just, but that, failing in that commend.
able effort, they will support wrong and
injustice rather than cooperate with
the Democratic party in forcing reforms.
II is to be hoped that Senator Cumminp
has been misquoted for the utteraDce II
such sentiments il surely unworthy Of
the man we have been led to believe the
Iowan Ia.
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Forced Into Exile.

VIM. Upchurch Of Glen Oak, Okla,
WAS An exile from home. Mountain air,
he thought would cure u frightiui lung.
racking cough that had deted all rem.
edies for two years. After six months
he returned. death dogging his steps
Then ! began to use DR. Kings New
Discovery. he writes, and after taking
six bottles / am as well as ever 1t
saves thousands yearly from desperate
lung diseases. Infallible for Coughs
and Colds, it dispels Hoarseness and
Sore Throat. Cures Grip, Bronchitis.
Hemorrhages, Asthma, Group, Whooping
Cough soc and 81 %. trial bottle free,
guaranteed by Henry Hinrichs.
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CheerjnQ Up,

When your work seems to be go
Ing wrong" says woman who mixes
practical philosophy with her work.
blow yourself to something nice. Go
out and buy yourself lovely dinner
at nice place, or get new dress,
or buy some flowers for your apart.
ment Yes, know it will cost money,
but the impetus it will give you in
your work will amply reay you. When
you see these things you will say
to yourself: Well I'm doing pretty
well. after all, when | can afford to
blow myself so, and when you feel
that you are doing well you will do
we'll"
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LEGAL NOTICES.

Order to Hear Petition for Administration. |
STATE OF WISCONSIN, Manitowoc County
- Court, In Probate.
In the matter of the estate of Walter Ripley,
Deceased intestate
ON reading and filing the petition of Nathani-
el Ripley and Edwin Ripley. of Seattle, state
of Washington. representing among other
things that Walter Ripley, on the 10Th day of
MAY, ID. 1863, at Manitowoc, Wis, died in
testate, leaving estate to be administered,
and that the said petitioners are brothers of
said deceased, and praying that administration
of the said estate be to John Even granted.
1t is Ord ared that said petition be heard at a
regular term of said County Court to be held on
Tuesday, the It'll day of December A. ID. 1909, at
ten O'Clock A. NJ at the Office of the County
Judge in the city of Manitowoc in said county
Ordered Further, that notice of the time and
place so appointed, be given to all ersons in
terested. by publication hereof for three weeks
successfully, prior to said day of hearing, in
the Manitowoc Pilot, "a weekly newspaper
published at Manitowoc, in said County
Dated at Manitowoc, the 10th day of Novem,
Der, A. y. 1909.
By the Court,
JOHN CHLOUPEK, County Judge.
F.. l.. Kelley, Attorney
Pub. Nov H. Is, -.
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MANITOWOC MARKET.

The following are the current prices OF
the various articles of produce "a report.
ed for The Pilot on Nov. 25, 1909.
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The PILOT is sent to subscribers until
all arrearages are paid and an order Civ
en- to discontinue. In ordering change
of address, give both old and new sd.
dresses.
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Cancers, TumOrs, 0Oiter, Fistula
and Piles.
All durable diseases Of the
Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat, Lungs, Liver, Stom.
ach Chronic Diseases of Men and Women
RECENT CURES

A. Fullweiler, Round Lake, MINI,
cured of chronic Bright's Disease.
Mrs. II. c. Dormsn. Minneisbi, MINI.
cured Of a bad case of protruding piles
Mrs. &, w. Varco. Austin, MINI,
cured Of a large cancer on the breast
without cutting or the plaster, by the
hypodermic injection method.
Mrs. Maurice Miller, Beaver, MINI,
cured of epilepsy
Mrs. f. Meyer, Dexter, Mimi, cured
Of chronic stomach and bowel troubles
Mrs. Aug Kuhlo, Rice, Mimi, cured.
of big neck (goter) without operation
or without the knife
Joe MCGOWAN, st. Anthony Park,
Mimi, cured Of Gall Stones Of the liver.
Hal been given up to die.
Mrs b A. Moore. Grantsburg, Wis,
cured of floating kidney that had almost
taken her life.
Miss Mahony Wabasha. Mimi, cured
of bronchial trouble to stay cured
REMARKABLE CURES
Effected in old cases which have been
neglected or improperly treated.
Consultation SLOO
NORTHERN MEDICAL INSTITUTE
Tribune Bids, Minneapolis.
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In Re application of
CHARLES RESIcK for the Pardon
of MYRTLE RENlCK his Wife.
TAKE NOTICE, That the application for the
pardon of MYRTLE RENICK, who was convicted
on the 18th day of July, A. d. 1909, of the crime
Of adultery and sentenced to the state prison
at Waupun for term of one year, will be made
to the Hon. James o. Davidson, governor of
the State of Wisconsin, on the l4th day of
December, A. d. 1909 at eleven o'clock in the
forenoon of that day.
Dated November Sth, A. d. 1909.
H. l.. EATON,
81 Attorney for Petitioner, Charles Renick,
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Address all letters and communities
lions to
THE PILOT PUBLISHING CO.,
Manitowoc, Wisconsin.
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HUMPHREYS

Humphreys Veterinary Specifics
"For Every Living Thing on the
Farm" Horses. Cattle, Sheep.
Hogs, Dogs, Poultry.
A. A. For FRvERs. Milk Fever. Lung Power.
b. b. For sPRAINs. Lameness. Rheumn tism.
c. G. For SORE Throat. Epizootic. Distempes.
ID. ID. For WORMS, Bots. Grubs.
X. X. For COUGHS, Colds, Influenza.
r. +. For collie, Bellyache. Diarrhea.
G.G. Prevents MISCARRIAGE.
u. II. For KIDNEY and BLADDER disorders.
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J. For BAD CONDITION, Indigestion.
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on receipt OF price. 80 cts. each.
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Chart to hang up mailed free.
HUMPHREYS HoMEo. MEDICINE CO. Corner
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

The interest OF the voters In the
passage OF tho prohibition amend.
.nept resolution seems to be on the
increase. Letters are pouring in on
the senators and representatives. as
vel! rs the Anti-Saloon League head.
quarters. BY the thousands. Influen'
!ial business and professional men
from all over tho State are calling
at the hague oflce to express their
interest and Offer suggestions as TO
how success may be attained. Feti.
tions have come In by the busael. and
when they are presented to tie legls.
lature there viii be at least 10000
signatures Of voters attached. In ad-
ditIon q great many voters are writ
Ing direct to their senator's and rep.
resentAtives.
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WANTED = Men to be statesmen. to

WANTED = Men to be statesmen. to
take our correspondence course In the
Science Of Craftsmanship. The Shr.
don School has increased the earning
power OF over $4,000 men from 10 per
cent. to 100 per cent. and more. Clerks
bookkeepers.. correspondents, sales
men and managers. can all earn moro
by knowing and applying Sheldon sell.
lng methods. We have helped thoi'
sands Of men secure good positions.
Write today and learn how We can
help you. One OF the greatest books
on business ever written will be sent
free. THE SHELDON SCHOOL,. 1853
Republic Bldg. Chicase. u
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DOWNS NEWS.

The health Of our community Is fa!:.
" good at present 1lJ.
Mr.. Aaron Russell was at the home
Of Geo. Haincs Sunday. Wonder what
the attraction Is up there?
Mr.. John Corners has returned to
this place, after a few weeks visit
with his parents near Falrvlcw.f
Melvin Paxton. u this place. was
visiting the skating rink at Manning.
ton Tuesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Williams and Mr.. and
Mrs. Hixenbaugh were visiting friends
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A R. Wilcox we're
visiting relatives up Mods Run Sun
day.
Mrs. B. ]. Easan had quilting at
her home Wednesday evening. Thosa
present were Misses Lydia Reese and
Sarah Enoch and Matters Joe and Bill
Reese and Stacy jones. }NE.H'&tf3
There will. be a peanut social at the
school house Feb. IS, 1909. In order to
purchase money for a library. Every;
one Is cordially invited.
Miss Jennie Brand, Of Plum Run,
was visiting Mr.. and Mrs james
Brand, OF this place Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ryan. Of Warrington.
were Visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Lyons, Of
this place. Sunday.
Master Charles stillings was in
Mannlneton Saturday, afternoon.
Mr.. Ireland. the assessor was At
Charlie Morgan's Monday.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. G. F. Downs,
0 ten pound boy, Friday.
Miss Grace Lehew was shopping IN
Warrington Wednesday.
Misses Lulu Martin and Grace L.
lew wee in Pennington Sunday.
Mrs. Will Reese vas a business VS.
itor In Pennington Monday.
Miss Loralean Yager Ii visiting b.;
sister. Mrs. E. ]. Hoffman.
Mr.. Pinkney Michtels has purcras'
cd IL self.playing organ.
Mrs. Martha Rus and Mrs. CT.
starritt and aughter Collie. were call
ing on Mrs. Jack Quinn Wednesday.
Miss Sarah Enoch vas visiting :'l.
atives on Mods Run Wednesday even.
Ing. t5 = 'rE
Rev. McNenMr. will hold protrac'id
meeting beginning Monday evening at
Gas. at the M. E. church Of this pl sce.
There Will be- preaching hell at
Mods Kun Sunday at 1o:ao o'clo'E.
Mr.. James Michaels, Of Plum Ran.
was In town Wednesday morning Oh
business.
Mfr. and Mrs. Leanh will soon enter
their new home belonging to Miss Del.
Ia Alichuels.
Mrs. Charles Morgan, Of Mods Run.
was III Warrington Monday on bnsl'
ness. 7ta..s
Mrs. E. ]. Hoffman <nd son, Gatha,
have returned from a short visit at
Derton.
RAINBOW AND REDWNG.
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Public Interest In The
Prohibition Amendment
INTEREST VOTERS ON THE INCREASE ELECTION
ON observation-disclosures OF POLITICAL PAR.
TlEs-sENAToR CARTER THINKS THEY
SHOULD BE KEPT.

he amendment Or tho voters were
suspicious Of them In that regard.
In several Instances the minority par.
ty elected Representatives and nj IN.
ber:' Of tie County Board on the liq.
nor issue. In almost every county In
the State the people demanded OF
candidates for the House or Senate
that they declare their attitude on the
submission question.
Political Parties Pledged Submission.
Ii Is only few months since the
great political parties held their
State conventions. They were then
50 convinced OF the interest OF the
yott1s III the temperance question
that they adopted. for the first time
In many years, strong p!anks pronIs
ing submission Of the prohibition
amt ndment. The Republicans went
ever further. Promising the enact.
ment Of a county local-optlon law.
There are, to be sure. those who are
advocating the reputation Of at least
a part Of those pledges: but It Is not
credible that those who secured their
election by solemnly promising their
constituents that they would fulfill
their pafty's pledge will now betray
The confidence OF their friends and
|neirhbors. The voters generally and
the average Senator and Representa-.
tive agree most heartily with the fol.
lowing language Of Senator Carter!
Of Montana. used In a speech made
Il few days ago In the U. S. Senate,
while discussing the bill to establish
a postal savings system:
What Senator Carter Thinks Of Par.
~ ty Pledges.
n he people OF the country can only
impress the Congress and the Execu.
tive through certain well known
methods OF EXPIRE sslon. We nave be-.
come aligned. as In all parliamentary
governments people will become align.
Into parties. standing for certain def.
mite things upon which wo 90 to trial
from time to time before the electo-
rate: .-fl..a
I'll SO happened. Mr.. President, that
all parties In this county with one &c.
cord and without dissenting voice,
through their delegates coming fresh
from the American people. pronounc.
I'd IN fa:or Of the establishment OF n
poasal savings system. The National
Grange, embracing the great body Of
the farming communities OF the coun.
try--12.0OO.0OO freemen-the bone and
sInew Of the Republic. pronounced In
favor Of this kind Of legislation; and
yet the Senator. In the presence Of
the public press. In spite Of the pro.
nouncemcnts Of all the national con-
ventfons. announces to us that tle
American people are ruling the coun.
try. but they cannot have this thing"
Certainly the above Is applicable
to the pledges OF the political par.
ties In West Virginia IN regard to the
submission OF the prohibition amend
ment.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

MEN WANTED QUICKLY by big Chi.
cago Mail Order House to distribute
catalogues, advertise. ETC.. $500 q
week. $4,000 expense allowance first
month. No experience required. Man.
agcr. Dept. 500. 1856 Wabash avenue,
Chicago.
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gean!neness OF which he would rot
,oIch for:
washington. D. c.. Jan. IS, 1909.
Hon. W. s. Johnson. IS
Senate Chamber;
send copy your pistol totns bill
1t once. Department seriously con-
tidcrlng adopting 1t In the Philip
pires. Advise by wire when the slime
will be mailed.
tSIgned) WAR DEPARTMENT."
On motion Of Senator White the
telegram was referred to the commit
te, on federal relations.
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JONS0N GAVE
CARNATIONS

SENATOR REMEMBERED THOSE
WHO VOTED FOR HIS PISTOL
TOTlNG BILL.
CHARLESTON. jan, 3O.-Sene:or
johnson reclprocated generously yes.
tcr'lay for the Kindness 81 the Sen.
ate in passing his pistol totng" bill
BY presenting each member with a
beautiful carnntion ut the opening Of
TIE morning session. some were
pink md others were deep red.
Negrly all the senators wore them
during the day.
Another. reminder Of the pistol bill
was brought before the Senate yes.
.erday afternoon when Senator Bailey
produced the following telegram, the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30
IN THE BEST OF HuMoR.

Faint heart never won fair lady
"Bosh. Many a man mus been coerc.
cd into NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. City
journal.
MY boy, do you know the nature
Of m oath?"
"Yes, sir: we got parrot, "-Hous.
ton Post.
Wife observation-disclosures, didn't
like the way you looked at that wo.
man. ID.
George tsavagelslWell, she didn't,
either.-Puck. "
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

WAhTED-Agent, lady or gentleman,
In every town. Good selling article.
SIS to $50 a week. Write today for
paciculars. Oriental Embroidery Co.,
EOS N. Liberty st.. Baltimore, Md.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30
Rooms Wanted

Can ycu imagine what your store
would have been like NOW !; you
had never advertised? And theE -
can you imagine how much create: 1t
would be now il you had advertised
FIVE TIMES AS MUCH?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

sFoR sALE-One 4.roomed house, new
WITH three.fourths OF acre Of land; five
minutes walk from center Of city, on
Spruce street; no city taxes TO pay
price $4,000, half cash. balance on
rent pay ments. Call at Amos Clay
TONS meat market, Maple avenue. for
particulars.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

Observation-Disclosures regarding
good farm or business for sale: not
particular about location; wish to
hea. from owner only, who will sci!
direct to buyer; give price, descrlp-
ton and state when possession can
be had Address l.. Darbysllire, Box
lS20-A, Rochester, N. Y.
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oEcoys WON.

The AB c and X Y
ADV /. Err '''r'IS'||.|I|.y'|||II'|
: ssfs os s ,ss s s:;.s J; S..,,s
Don't let newspaper circulation fool you. s The
newspaper which has the least power to sell goods
usually makes the loudest shout about circulation:
Don't skip around from one newspaper to another
Success in advertising comes from hammerins away
at the same crowd. sSs
Pick out the newspaper which has the kind Sof8
readers you want for customers and then stick.
you Get things going keep your head lineupaof b
canvassers from competitive newspapers will call on
you Immediately and show you by process Of
mec, may be Of geography that they can eiyey
twice the circulation at half the price that whoever
advised you didn't know what he was talking about
that if the paper your advertisement is actually
pays you their newspapers will certainly make
millionaire.
L
and you like to meet them. Each will tell that
your advertisement is the prettiest thing he
and that your store is perfect GEM But don't
can't afford it. at least not unless you sufficient
advertising appropriation to keep copy
newspapers continuously.
An eight-inch advertisement in one newspaper
will bring much bigger results than two inch adver
tisement in four newspapers
If you advertise your store to a hundred and \
fifty thousand people you safely bank fact
that in due time everybody will hear about $yousg
People have way Of passing along good news:
The fact that your advertisement appears con
tinuously in reputable newspaper stimulates public
confidence. Your shop advances step step the
estimation Of tens Of thousands Of people who maybe
months getting around to make their first purchase.
You can talk to a hundred and fifty thousand
people any day Of the week through metropolitan
newspaper and make your talk as personal as YOU
wish. You need not employ interpreter Or use
meeaphone Simply talk That's all. 5 Be sincere
about it. Let your words ring true. The peopleSWilla
listen They like it. 81 HI ME-
Spend thousands year rent and electric Light
and experienced statesmen and then squeeze out a
nesardly hundred or two advertising on telling
the people that you nave ne Store ana the goods and
the statesmen, all hanging around waiting. retail
shop that spends S. 900 year rent oug at the
very lowest estimate spend $4,000 year adyers
Using. W
Your advertising is not thing apart from your NJ
enterprise It is your enterprise a contagion which
you yourself create and which, if thoroughly spread
is as enduring as the everlasting hills
:;
cp,t'sst
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30
Voters Demanded Pledges.

Still more significant is lie fact
that In several cases at the recent
STATE election candidates for certain
Offices were defeated because they
were opposed to the submission OF
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

! aBaslea water d 5i,ssins ID BIZ sale
nowin
Hens come ID drink ~ out u; q
bottie, ii $40 ss;-5:: o,Iisvll ne cpnrier
Journal, VI
stella How can 4; man g !; i into ga
cietyg!5 n N
Bella-Have aiwife and an auto that
are both good climbers: - ~ New York
Sun. 4. as3l l95 \ 5. (; al. t I!
s.si$ .ss---<-. n ti;St ( 5.3T
The ,Preacher-Do you 80 TO your
place OF worship every Sunday?
The 1ayman-Yes. that's tho only
day | nave time 10 call on her.
Cleveland Leader.
"Yonr friend Is a literary authority,
is he? Has he, ever done any con
structive work." &
No; destructive. Hes a booH re:
ylewcr."-Outlook. 5.e
Maud-My fancc Ia heartless
wretch.
Bclle-What's the trouble!
Maud-I'vc got better offer and
he won't release M from our engage
ment-- Boston Transcript
Mrs. Stubb-Aiter reading the sto-
~ Of the apple ! have reached the
conclusion tha; Eve must have been
light-headed.
Mr.. stubb-Grucious, Maria! Was
peroxide In existence then ?-Caicago
News.
Willle-lt's awful hard work To 90
to school when see all the other
fellers out skatin'.
N1llie's Uncle = How do you man
age It?
Willic-l don't 80. : philadelphia
Record.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

You are safe in answering ads. The
day Of the decoy nd. Is past. Advsr'
tiscrs nowadays must say what they
mcan--or quit saying anything at all,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

Finding boarder for you Is a
slight" service which a want ad. will
perform quickly for YOU,
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Miscellaneous
= i " Ei'' 21''ia' ' 'i'

WANTED-Name and address Of per.
sons wanting to invest in good pay
Ing proposition. Address P. o. Box
4S2. Fairmont, W. Va. tt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

FOR SALE = Seven room house; all
sconyenlences; large lot; CASTOR ave-
pue,. near .4th street. An Ideal resi-
dence at moderate price; easy terms.
For further information address, Dr.. Da'
! fid d. Stephan, care Of Albert J. Kern.
city. tt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-30

Misunderstanding and ironing ut
home. Edna Weaver. Fadrmont. W.
Va.