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The Baltimore County union, the Towson news., 1909-11-27

'What have we learned from the drought and
how can we minimize the loss in the future
should the like occur again?"
Mr.. L. NJ. Bacon-I believe that thorough cul-
tivation of the soil will help to meet drought,
as it conserves the moisture which is necessary
for all crops, and besides we must not plant our
crops too thick, as room and sunlight are neces-
sary. especially for the corn. Last spring got
my ground in as good condition as ever, but
having bought new seed found it did not germ
mate well. did not test it. have raised IA
barrels of corn to the acre when ground eondi-
tions were less favorable. 1 grow the drilled
corn but am convinced my corn would have
been better had it been checkered, which gives
corn chance to develop. 1t is true l only
worked my corn three times when it should
have been worked more. Had let my neighbor
plant my corn the checkered way as he pro-
posed would have had more corn. 1t is i'm
portant to have enough moisture to make corn.
/ felt the effect of the drought in the milk pro-
duct as my average per COW fell below gallon
and a-half when last year it was two gallons.
gave them some feed during the drought, but it
did not keep up the product 1t is advisable to
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-07-08
9as 9pder-s gitent.

Bas Staatsobergeridt bon 9(la.
bama bat cine gntideionng abge-
gebe1L nit Der es oel1 Brobibitioni-
item einen oiden Strib brtrH Die
Nedbnnng modt. IS bat nanttie9
oas logenmnte Soder-s pitenL oas'
IN tabe5u olen 8robibitionsltaotelr
floriert, fir geieblid 5ulaiiig CT
flart, Soders nettnt frol1 bie eeleis
men Spinoen in ben feudtfro6lidla
Rlubs, oeren 09itglieoer -ii6 init
elllnfloer perbnnoen babeny I'M her.
RrtfHbition elm S6nipp6en at
i6lagen uno oen befannten 8ora-
graph @lf IN Groft gu erbolterl. Sc
beg Wfitglieo belibt Ell iol6es Spino
uto Ell eigens fir oiele1t 3med IN
gelfellter 8ealnter bot oafiir 5u lor=
gen oaB iid IN Dem Spinoe aets
Elm paor 5fai6en BON Dem @etrant
bef1noen, melhem Dos betreffenoc
Wfifelieo Den 8or8ug eibt. % DIE
@etronfe nptt alsmarts be5ogen itllo
nld)t berfouft ODER peridenft lper=
Den, 10 bot oas Sbergeridt non
@lobama iebr ridtig erfldrt, ooB oos
2odsr-Spltem llidt geeen bos 8ru-
bibitionsgeieB beritoBe uno oaB lein
gerbot ein utlgebortger ullo perfol
ilinesmioriger @tngriff in Die gedyte
oes 9iirgers iein niroe. SSn Senl1ej=
lee. no fir5lid Die @robibition it
&raft getreten I'll, meroen ale onrlti-
gen Seelen oieie @ntideioung nit
beIonoerer SrenOe begriiBen, oei1lt
in ben eroBeren Staoten oes Staas
tes, namentlid in Menpbis, 9tolbe
bille unb Chattanooga, 1ino olth
bereits 5ablreihe 2oder=&lubs ee=
griinoet noroen Denen es an Sen
notigen Mitglieoern i6mer[id fellea
miro. Ole gauge @eidihte aber IL
luitriert MIR pieber DON iieuem sic
olte @abrbeitj oaB oos amerifalli=
Idle E1lblifum iih eine ginmilhulla
in ieiie 2ebensgetpobnbeiten gnid)t
-9efaqen llaBt nlo baB es ftets Mits
tel n11D gSege gu ftrt0en fDetB, lttlt
eilf @eiet, oas cine iolbe @inmr-
id)n1lg periu6f, git nmgeben. 0ag
i6nrf entiteben natiirlid 3uitdtloe,
Die ieoer gefesliebenbe @nrger 1litr
-behaliern fam, ullein Die Sdnta
oarail tragen Die probibitioniit;s
.iben Sanotifer1 Die 10 berblenoet
iino, ooB iie iid neinbiloen au9 Sc
iebe, welde Die Eoffel1tli6e MainulIg
nidt baden mill IieBen iid bnrdfiib
rem: 9as 2ofer=Sp1tem it tatIdd-
lid ein nnipioerleglibe5 Nrgurteat
.gege1 Die &robibition. Man fonns
teu fait iage1E onB iebes 5pin6e III
BEN 2ofers4 lltbs ELM 9enfmols Der
probibitioniitifd)eft 8orniertbeit lit.
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aebtem Dor 100000 Sabren.

.1@elebrte fanoen in elmer Soble Der
7SApei5 &ftobet bon Meniten, mpI-
DIE Dor 100000 Sabren lebtenL NC
lie IN lfefer @efabr Dor miloen Sierer
paren. 9ie @efabren BON beute limo
tootli6e @ranfeiten, ME ms 81. IS.
groiun BON Ileronoer, Me., 8eiot:
r@afe es nidt fir Or. Sings Stem
DISCOVERY getpeien4, i6reibt CT,
alebfe i6 nidt mebr, oa id an idpe-
rem 2u~ttgetdeioen uno bartnafigesl
5;Sltiten litt:1. lin fratlfe 2ungell,
grfaltungen. bartnadigen Suiten al
9eilenuno 21tngenentsiinb1ng gu per-
meioen tit eg oie bette Meoi5in anf
grben. so igts. INTO $1.00. @aroll-
tiert bon dlet 9rliegiften. M
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9[1ts Onrtnn11nh fnplnpt N

Aus 9ortnllmo melDet mai:
@rpBe a%lfregltlg muroe bier bur9
s@rtrabfatter perllriaht, in oe1en de-
.mefbet m1rbe DOB in-oern benudbars
fen Snmtitrfeort @oeroe, ein aroBcs
i@asrpbr gepiabt lei nno fialf5ig bis
ied5ie 8erionen getotet ooer perIest
porben ieiell, Satiade mar, oaB
our6 Elm i6uobaftes gentif zines
Sohofens Sole e,1tmider moren, Sic
niAt onrh ben @eruf ipobrgenpm-
men peroen fonnterL uro buB burdJ
soieie E@aie pter5ig 9erlonen betd.tbf
mnrben. Gle 8eiimutgsloien mllr-
Den nod benz Spfpital gei6afft, 100
Die gler5te am Aberto erflarten, Dag
lie 6offnung bitten alle gu rette;.
Gle Webr5uW NOR III ibren 8ebau-
Iiungen BON ben @uien iibertpaltigi
moroen pelhe neil 1ie gerudios mo-
reu, crit bemerft ml1roen, aIs es 81,
}paf mar.
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@eute Iiegt oas If)one &ano i'm
beiferiten Jrieoen bo. 8iefe bliiben-
:oe Staofe itno e~ntitanoen nro berrs
lide 8ilenfoIoiiel 5iebei fif an Dsn
atfern Der Seen nn0 Jliiiie bin.I
Tenn jeHe @egetlo 1T 8ltr 8iaegfntlr
lUiesageifnffeu-~9tte IN biefen Sas
gen oa lit Die grinnerui1g an jene
ftiirmiiheit 8eiten ipieoer lebeitoiJ
1semerper4n GeftfpieIen uno Set
5Mgep unp aud aus ben &eoeu ser
Steiner bat fie berporgeflllngeu.
Abet nidt beransforoerno, iplloern
beidnftigeno. Cine gbnrnaoe, feline
Snnfdre. Ger 4merifoner Der eng
Ianoer, Der 5rm15oie, tie nlle boben
soeH Sf4eneueepriefeu 1inb bic &pffs
mtng mlsgeiproden DOB es ME pie.
Der &rieg perben m0ee. ltuo aud
eft Snpnner mar 0o, EN- 8ertreter
ienes Bottles, non Dem man beu.e
ben Sfieoen NIT nm Meiiten be-
orobt glallbf. Mud er bat In oas
3ieo ser .anoern eingeitilnmt uno Die
6rieoensld)almei erfoiten laiIen.
Hub tie oae boben i'm Namell ibrer
'1atiodeM geiprohen. Sriebe, Srit-
Del @eitft mon iolebe &eoen bort.
oafln ionte man meiilelL es forlts
gar feireit Grieg fpieoer eebeli. @is
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4m Cafe Gbamplain.

Sim Qnfe Ghnmh[ain hen 5honcn
spe Ser oeroSe mi So, @rpnse ami.
id1euse aen s5faoten g3em gorf Inn
Wernio1tf feat feiert mn bipier
onp 81 Observation-Disclosures Ss,,hi.
lal11l Ser enfoedlI1o Sieies m,ltlper-
| 6orea,. Moiiprhpdens eiups her Ionn.
Ihnffhh 5fiin5fp1t 1tnh opidbicht(idh;r.
fereIfd1feifen h opn oonapn gpr
|astuufeue2 smrud 6pn gfS6fen ,tna
Srfihnffen nm Sen see her,,m i'm.
Sen Teitlihfeiten ifott unS pieIe Sen.
te iino BORT aulommenaeifromt nm
|o1t ihf1em teifsnnehrnen g1Ifh Ser
9roiioent If Sort n1b Ser fronsSSiihp
uraos~oer~etalild1e 8etlehaffers ;a
-4nlpeief1heif Ser -Qekferpr~if-be
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SIS. gbeneb& 60. Soleoo, o
gerfanft bon alien N~potbefen, 75c,
4aas SafniIiens 1iaen iinb Die beiteit
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fIUdt1u90. - ft-R-ffH E&H~
Sn ben Sabren 1903 uno 1904
erforidte er .auf 8ipei Sabrten ben
mdhtigen ct. 2amrence Strom
sSsm n1hiten Sabre fnbr er an Der
auife entlang Bis alrm Cape 600.
Gam eriinoete ct Die Stabt aue6cc
iluo ridtete bort cine &olonialper-
maltnllg Elm, an oeren Spite er
ols @ollberileur ~traf. SIN Sabre
1903 enbIib enfoedte er Der.
|@bamplnin See. s
@bamplaiit iberitano ess iih gut
nlif Ben Snbianern au fteGen. Das
bat ibm iebr BEL ieinen l~1nterncb-
luanaen gebplfen. Seioer lieB er
lid aber aud in Die streitigfeiten
Der Snbialler binein3ieben. CT nabm
Efetf an ibreh Sebben fdmpfte ali
Der Seite ieiner Sreunbe unb be-
Iibupr sSdeurA bie 6einbfdaft ibrer
Eeegtfer@ geeef fih iefbft uno iefne
adn6sfefffe befdnf. Bief HftbeiI iii
noraliss entitaroen. an Ole bunoert-
[5tuAS5ih faiap rs hot s. a;psos Sa;uSa
~ u asla ,asss fts,, ~ 81 o .a
iden @HiieOlnngen boben idpper iii.
teu ibr .ieioeu miiifen. ala
j, fori6ts aey
[Sdolplas bIlltiger Sample gefpe-
i'm Sim Q0fe Gh0mnToin mlfrNp
nas, aast s~isonoaraaa ps5a,, 'p MAJ r
%es az, stratsn;,6 s,shs;aSts m,,mft
asr oa,,set, @eaenS hi(aote In, siss
or ~ beiS s,oraen o..
oyst p,Ho,, Up S9s, o. 49, on
aon gransoie, esn gres% ann e o."
;a,y Ii ay s., S;s M;ffs Sss XXI
5ebnfen ssabrhuloerfs. nuroe q
lerffjrrut unh mieher prftiruTf @f,,,
tiae sSn~oioueroreuel lin6 oort oe.
Lideheft, SIM ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS uoh.
men es bic. Mmerifouer ur,te,
+ arI1 orr fS1a
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Inns nber ftrs ilhb lang fpieoer eirr.
mai 8rieeslarm uno &rieesorobung
nnliebiam aus unierm Sronm nedt
n1o llns 5eiet, ooB oie @eltec.
idifte bod nidbt bltrh 5eitreben sc.
maht fpir0.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-07-08

- Batter gonifocius arig. ser
9lbt Der 8eneoiftiner-A6te quf Sem
Monte eaiiino IN Stalien uiro friieeg
Mbt Der Ct. 8ineens abtei in @eottp,
ga, III, mie cine GepeiAe aus Renpef
meloet, ~geItorben. ~
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Sofbamflih mirooie 0adlfid.

Safbamfli9 mirosoie 0adriGt
4beif6tigt Dob 8diier 8iIbelm Die
Rorolanotdbrt; oenr fiir5lid befannt
gegebenert gnti6luB 5uipioer, oodl
lnttertlebnten miro. Die offi5ioie
8l1nogebune loutet oebin oaB oee
Mondrd nod ieiner 3uiammenfunit
nit &allig Bnltan sur ginneibun1
oer oeutidihmeSiihen Sabre in
i0nBnie out 8iieeig cine &reit3ial)rt
ourdb Die 0itiee M1tritt an welhe
fid) Die @orbloaofeife aniflieBen fpa.
Inter einorltdspoaen 6eierlih-
feiten lit IN @eioelberg in @eeenapart
oeS @fobber5og 5rieorid) bon ga-
ben Die Mfooenlie Der @iiieflAait
,eroffnet poroet. iiir oeren Ginrlh-
tiitg Die Maunbeirner @r~oBinouitri=
e%aen-6omilie Gang mebrere Mifio.
men 9eitiftet bat.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
BURGLARS
BREAK into HALL
LIQUOR STORE
GAIN ENTRANCE BY FORCING
BACK WINDOW AND LIBER-
HELP THEMSELVES.

Burglars entered the liquor store
of H. J. Hall on lower Main street,
during an early hour yesterday morn
ing, and helped themselves to the
contents of the place. The intruders
gained estrance by forcing one of the
windows in the rear of the saloon and
completely rifed the cash register
also taking watch and a quantity of
cigars. 1t is not known If they took
any case goods. The loss was dis
covered yesterday morning at 7
O'Clock when the place was opened up
for business. Chief of Police Malley
was Immediately notified and had his
men on the hunt all day.. The loss
is estimated to be about 500, but
may be more owing to the inability
OF checking up the STOCK.
The robbery is thought to have
been committed by Migrants on whom
a vicious war has been ragged for some
time by the authorities.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
PERSONAL,

/
Jim Butler, the father of Tonopah,
came up from Bishop yesterday morn
ing.
Phil Allen left yesterday for Haw-
thorne to inspect the new mining
strike.
A. H. Davis, the well known min
ing man, left yesterday for his home
in Manhattan.
Arthur j. Aylesworth, the theatri-
cal magnate, came over from Cold
field last evening.
w. j. Douglass and Paul Tarpey
leave this morning for Manhattan to
inspect the placer fields.
w. F. TAFT, of the Nevada Armour
Packing company of Goldfield, came
up from the south last evening.
H. R. Cooke, who has been trans
acting legal business in Reno and
Carson, came down from the north
yesterday.
W. st. Pierre, the Goldfield mer-
chant, came over from the southern
city yesterday. He was accompanied
by Mrs. st. Pierre.
Attorney c. H. Mcintosh. who has
been transacting legal and mining
business in the eastern part of the
state, returned yesterday.
Nose Baihly, the Round Mountain
mining man, came down from the
hydraulic camp yesterday and will
spend several days in this city.
DR.. ]. G. Cowden left yesterday for
San Francisco and the coast towns to
be absent about two weeks. During
his absence DR.. Cunningham will look
after his practice.
DR.. D. L. Alexander departed yes
terday morning for Pioneer, where
ne will give his personal attention to
the valuable mining property he
possesses.
A. L. Lockridge of Indianapolis.
returned yesterday from Manhattan.
having spent several days there look
ing over the property of the Hoosier
Mining company. of which company
he is treasurer.
Henry ]. Bartlett came in from
Round Mountain yesterday morning
and left again in the afternoon for
his northern retreat. We expect him
back this morning. How does he do
1T? He has an auto.
Mrs. Fred Corkill, wife of Superin-
tendent Corkill of the West End.
after spending the winter here, leaves
this morning for Berkeley where she
Will remain the coming summer. Mrs.
Corkill has not been in the best of
health for the past month and it is
hoped the change will be of benefit to
her.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
REACH'S 1909
BASEBALL GUIDE
IS RECEIVED
INTERESTING HANDBOOK ON
THE GREAT AMERICAN
SPORT.

Reach's Official American League
Guide for 1903, published by the A.
J. Reach company of Philadelphia,
and edited by Mr.. Francis G. Richter,
OF Sportisg Life, is out, and is, as
usual, first in the field, thus making
1t the harbinger of the baseball sea-
son. 1t can be said without any quail
itication that, excellent as all of the
editions of the Reach Guide have
been in recent years, the 1909 Reach
Guide is the best hand book of the
kind ever issued by this or any other
publisher. The special distinction of
the 1909 guide is, next to the text,
quality of the paper used and the
number and beauty of the engravings
furnished, the worlds championship
series being specially we'll lowered
with splendid action pictures. The
American League Guide for 1909 is
IS all respects first class hand book
OF the national game and a decided
credit to the American league and to
the publishers, the Reach company.
This is the eighth annual issue of the
Reach American League, and the
twenty-seventh consecutive year of it's
publications as a book of record and
reference for the entire baseball
world.
The book gives a complete review
OF the American leagues eighth
eventful season as major league:
complete records and averages OF the
American league 1908 race and play-
ers; a graphic story OF the American
leagues part In the memorable post
seasons worlds championship series
OF 1908; synopis OF all remarkable
American league pitching feats and
also of all the noteworthy games of
the ls0S season: and a general re-
view of all matters affecting the
American league during the whole Of
1908 up to date OF publication.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
CANvASSERS
Will CALL
upon YOU
REPRESENTATIVES, OF THE bull
LETIN AND THE BONANZA
To SOLICIT.

solicitors OF the San Francisco
Bulletin have arrived in Tonopah and
VIII canvass this city TO secure sub
serloers to both the Bulletin and the
Bonanza.
TIE recent arrangement entered
into between the Bulletin and the
bonanza. whereby the two papers are
offered for the sum Of ti.2s a month
mas resulted In the subscription lists
"s this paper being increased to a
sFees extent and a. the present tlms
u reaches nearly every Asme In Toao-
pah,
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
WHY NATIONAL BANKS ARE BEST

WHY NATIONAL BANKS
They United sta-s
~
frequently reported by
G Government.
They mustfurnsh reports, Compro
N of
They obey the of the United States
On the your business
Nevada First National Bank of Tonopah
UNITED STATES DEPOSTTARY
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
NAY INSTITUTE g
+ TWO LODGES IN
this SECTION
RHYOLITE AND BLAIR BOTH DE-
SIRE TO HAVE KNIGHTS OF
PYTHIAS.

Grand Chancellor W. C. Pitt of the
Knights of Pythias of the domain of
Nevada will arrive in this section
shortly and will institute a knights
of Pythias lodge in Rhyolite. The
members of the Tonopah lodge will
accompany the grand chancellor to
Rhyolite and assist in the installation
ceremonies.
There has been some talk in Blair
of instituing lodge in that vicinity,
and it is now up to the live members
in that vicinity to get busy and make
the necessary preparations and have
everything in readiness when Mr..
Pitt arrives here.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
DIVORCE CASE
IS HEARD BEHIND
CLOSED DOORS
COURT ORDERS ALL SPECTATORS
BARRED IN CASE OF MOORE
VS.. MOORE.

The divorce case of Francis G..
Moore VS.. Lulu M. Moore yesterday
occupied the attention of the district
court the entire session. The case was
heard behind closed doors, Judge
Averill having issued an order to that
effect. From what could be learned
last evening it is believed the case
will be continued today A number
of subpoenas were issued for wit
nesses and it is evident the matter is
being hard fought by the defendant.
When the action was filed it was
sealed and the contents were not
made known to the public. The an
swer was also sealed
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

subscribe TOE TIE DaIiy nouaasa.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

Fresh pastry daily at City Bakery.
Opposite Tonopah Club. s-is-f
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

Location notices in triplicate-
handiest affair for prospectors and
miners ~ contains carbon 49, $50 no.
tees in book. For sale at the Bo-
nanza office.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
rHE STATE wirL rAy THEM.

Govsruor pleksrson has slsasa the
bin which provides that hereafter the
salaries Of deputy saperlnssaaeass %
paslis destruction shall BE- paid eus %
the ssasssl fsaa u the State u.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

location aotiees IN uipneass
Aaadlsss AFFAIR for prespeetaFs aas
miaeFs--eoatalna eaFhan-lsa o..
siees " eeoA FoF sale a. TIE aon.
aaHa o@es.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

FOR SALE-Frame store building at
Millers, New. Double numbered,
will be sold at a bargain for cash.
Apply, Tonopah Bonanza. If
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

same as other state officers are raid
UndsF the old Law each county paid
It's pro rata toward the salary % the
deputy superintendent.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14
EVOLUTION

The following published yesterday incomplete
form Yesterday given one of the orig
mails and feel credit due it to pub
sh in its entirety uorfs Smith one of the hest
known Journalists of New York. who passed time ago
The greatest poet pieces that
has ever been composed placing the American
classics 1t Is also quoted largely leading newspapers
throughout States 2MtE wIw--wwHw~ X.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-04-14

To, bread every aay q, p, m. q,
wy sakeFf. a.ts.tt.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-01-30

loaded the critters into the skiff-
the pig fairly sung psalms while was
doing it-and then the Twins climbed
aboard.
IAN right, skipper" says Van.
tShove off,
"Just a minute says l. What am
going to do-take the next train ?
This transport seems to be pretty well
loaded
1t was Van Brunt was on the
amidships thwart Hartley was up in
the bow, with the pig between his
knees. The chicken coop was piled in
the stern. 1 amt no dime show dwarf,
and where was going to stow myself
was too much for me-
'sHumph:" says Van. TT does look
standing room only. Here, skipper;
you kneel on the back seat I'll row."
I dida't exactly kneel, but 1 strad-
died across the stern somehow, with
the butt end of the hen roost in my lap
and my feet over each rail just clear of
the wet.
Mates boy showed us into deep wa
ter. He had to take OF his shoes and
stockings to do it, and he was laugh
ing so that he made mighty poor head
way.
You pesky young one," says I,
losing my patience. IF you don't tend
to your job I'll get out and duck you.
What are you giggling at?"
Il amt giggling," says he. I'm
pushing. Ugh, HaN! hawi Ugh,
There you bel"
He gave US a final shove and then
went back and rolled around in the
bushes. Somebody was having good
time if we want.
We moved off stately and slow, like
an ocean liner leaving her dock. We
didn't have any band, but the pig and
hens furnished music. The skiff's rail
was almost a-wash and my heels
dipped on every little wave.
Van rowed like good one till he got
about two-thirds of the way across
Then the tide got grip on us and he
commenced to go slower and groan
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gardeners either; not a sign of EN- /
hailed once or twice but didn't get any
answer. Then 1 went on down to the
skiff. And there they was, sprawled
out in the shade of the pines, as COM
Portable as you please.
Hello, skipper" says Van Brunt,
turning over on one elbow We've
been waiting for you. We're going
with you after the livestock
You are?" says l. Got your farm
ing done so early?''
MOO" he drawls. mot precisely.
The fact, is Sol, Hartley and 1 have
decided that agricultural labors are
not
'Iabors?" says 1, showing the skiff
into the water. Thought twas recre-
ation.''
For definition see dictionary" he
says. Its a painful condition, not a
theory, with US just now. Martin and
l are convinced that what we need is
sea voyage. Come on, Martin"
Hartley got up, pretty average gin
gerly, and they climbed into the skiff.
1 pushed off and begun to row.
Well says, after minute or two,
1T amt for me to suggest anything,
but, just for greens-like the old wom-
an stewed the burdock leaves-I'd
like to mention that if you want vege-
tables with the dew, and not icicles, on
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Satisfaction.

Stern Off1cer Con German frontier)-
Passport. siri
Gentle Graduate of Yale-Jerushy
John! Forgot all about-that is, 1 did
not know 1 had to show it here. L
well-hold on Herei produces a be-
ribboned and be-sealed documen)
Here you are at last. Excuse me, did
not know you were the proper officer.
Officer (tries to read the Latin)
-DHctum- Emporium-Hai
(Returns sacred parchment.) Yis, sare!
1t is sufficient Accuse mil 1t is of the
high royal household. Special envoy.
Much apolige. Hourly Go at once.
Graduate (relieved)- Great Scotti
That was close shavei That's the best
thing Yale diploma ever did for me.
From the Bohemian.
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How to Know the Trees.

There is an auctioneer whose gift
of CAB" and native wit draw many
purchasers to his sales, but some
times he is the subject rather than
the cause of amusement
The mans name ia o. A. Kelley. Not
long ago he had to sell, among other
things, lot of pine logs, and the day
before the sale he went over them
and marked the end of each log with
his initials.
On the day of the auction an Irish
man came along and Immediately no
ticed the logs with the letters on them
90 A. k" he read, loud enough
for all round to hear. @'Begorra, if It's
not just like Kelley to deceive US into
behaving thin pine logs are oaki"-
Springfield Republican.