The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-11
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 We often hear of a promisins young man. There are too many of thst kind now. always promising to pay and
 If you want to compliment most women just tell them that they ieok women all want to look like actresses but they do. May be it's because actresses wear such fine clothes.
 A spinster lady imagines she has lots of troubles at times. but just think of having to coax q lot Of sleepy headed kids out of bed every morning. comb their heads, wash and dress 'eni. and break your neck to get exn off to school in time.
 Most every mother cherishes in her heart q secret hope that she is raising up future President.
 Time flies and 1t win soon be fly time.
 " c. wiliiston. judgs for the first drawn no salary for the last three years. The state now owes him eit.- 900. What kind of a man Is that? He must be very wealthy or else very buggy.
 Since last october the Sultan of Tur- key has lost three wiyes- And just to think--that's three more than we ever had. or perhaps ever Will.
 About three weeks more and Con- ,. and other troubles on its hands.
  tain Montgomery man sent to Pensa- cola the other day: send me a jug of whiskey z. Q D. P e D."
 Colorado has under passage law cars. As we remember 1t. sleeping cars were the main places we were sl- ways robbed in this respect.
 snow removal contracts. Thus 1t ap- pears that someone has handed Man. hattan cold deal.
 Now that the Gatun Dam has been pronounced O. K. and the Culebra Cut all right let us settle down and plant the garden.
 France and Germany having signed the agreement guarhnteeing the inc iesienee to terms of the Mgecirss aot. we will if we, get our batch of con" gressionai seed.
 Mile. Rutkowska, q bellst dancer of ] note. has just won her degree as l bachelor Of laws Now if she can't make living at the law she can kick Man may come and man may so, but when the average young man calls upon the average young woman is seems Ike ne stays foreYer'
 And speaking along that line, what do you think2 A certain facetious old man in Montgomery has a habit or | waiter by a servant at exactly 10:s0 l D. m, when ever there is a young man calling upon his daughter; that is ot course provided the young man stays sport from Grsenvilie called upon her | and what do you suppose he dij7 Got up and left2 Not Dit of t. Hs put I the watch in his pocket He thonsns | folks that 1t was sent to him as a present.
 Tn an eating contest arnong three l New York fat men recently one con- surned 2TB oysters, eight and half pounds of steak. twelve rolls eleven | cups of coffee and three large pies. The second ate 2io oysters, six Is poHaGs saqs l ana have pity upon such human gor- 1 rlands. i've presume the Flowers were beautiful.l
 Il time your blushing bride goes through | the tunnel with you until she goes through your pockets.
 Don't make a practice of laying for anyone: you may only hatch trouble for yourself.
 i A certain pretty Montgomery girl who was caught in that narI T9in a,na covered that her enormous nas naa tkept her hair dry all except In the back, where the said hair proJecred sQ far out in a point that ft got soaklhg wet, Moralf
 Lots of rain. but it only hastsns along the sprlngtime vioiets. Ane go for this reason S nvn es mpSn Ic SIsbana ds are just singing fit to kiii.
 A Connecticut Scientist says that Tn 20OOOOo years man .5s.sn wsnn nf nes is@s sSp. Up. pose the learned gent reverse hiniaelt and try it.
 Alligator steak may be better than But VSss we wouldn't steak any rep that we On tTSinr GSIin oN to digest a slice no matter who did bake.
 In pittsburg in order to make the lrastaenee section of the city safe, they rushed out and put 200 negroes .l m s5.. gg5ll. Ia the North determined Co groW color hlind ali at once9 Shades Of FrederieK i1ouTlass, what are we coming toE '
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 HoGa and HoEs. . l lana 4rRef Now in his hole six weeks he'll stay Soon sunnnaeriil come when like log on ears will sit the end seat hog.