The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-20
DRIFTWooD


DRIFTWOOD
1t u said the senate has been drink
ing IS worth Of lemonade q day dur
ing the tariff debate. And TO think
the tariff 10 the real lemon" after all.
so Tar as the poor consumer 10 con-
cerned.
North Carolina preacher has won q
nat. The earth certainly does look
nat to fellow when he Is fiat broke
Pittsburs papers are complaining
Pittsburg. Slandering Pittsburg? Sure
iy such a thing 10 impossible.
growing strain Of one-legged chick
ems. She will incur the enmity of ev-
cry Methodist preacher In the land.
A Miss Washington has Just mar
ried . Mr.. Charlestown. When the
Charlestown News and Courier recov-
ers from the terrible shock and IL In
Q sane and placid humor. we are anx-
the awful slur on Charlestown's fair
name.
81 certainly feel sorry for that poor
little Ella Giggles up In Chicago" said
Woman can often tell a white lie
even II she Is color blind.
Man who went to a residence up In
New York the other day told the lady
of the house that he had been sent to
fix the pipes. That he was plumber.
He then stole $500 worth of Jewelry.
The people Of the house got of pretty
light. however, just think what 1t would
have. cost them had he been real
plumber.
There IL q family in Oakland by the
name Of Burst. They have two chill
dren. Anna May Burst and Ernest VIII
Burst.
Evelyn Thaw says she will again be-
come model. We wonder IL she means
she will become a model girl.
Forgetting self Is one of the real
secrets of happiness In this life.
Aim high always, even if you miss
aim high.
Oh, wad some power the giftie gle US
To see things that make others laugh
Not retouched In a photograph.
Hartman Is still changing doctors
and the doctors-well they need the
change"
Sweet girl graduate has acquired a
coat of tan and a husband by now and
forsets all about how she lately stood
with reluctant feet telling the world
how to make both ends meet.
Tennessee tries to go us one better:
over there they call 1t "Beerette," but
IFS Just case Of 2 rose by some other
Just console yourselves with the
thought that while other cities are
sweltering in the terrific heat. SANITY
nified heat that 10 neither too much or
too little for this time of year. And
anyway you look at it,, says Parson
SNOWFALL. e big red Juicy ice-ooid wa:
line"
In Kent County, Kentucky. Monday
I've sisters were married to five BROTH
mony. instead of chasing off on a
honeymoon these sturdy young farm
ers and farmeresses went right on
looking after their crops. Wen bet
good, well-cooked meal.
Bob Burdette,s advice to young min
listers is to BE simple in the pulpit
seems observation-disclosures of them are
simple enough In the pulpit. 1t APP
pears.
walked from Boston to San Francisco
In 100 days. That man lacks a whole
lot of being in the "osler" class. seems
to US. .ee,7s go
Georgia Legislature has made 1t
misdemeanor to give trading stamps
in that State. What will the women
do. 1t is enough to make them rise
up In arms.
And that just reminds us: Several
Montgomery girls were up In arms"
last night, but whose arms they were
we aren't going to tell.
At the End of the Lane.
At the end of the lane at the end of
Where the same old birds sing the
Where the same old fragrance Is In
And the same old trees and fence are
there.
The redbird calls unto his mate.
The wild rose mods by the old front
gate,
The sky is just as blue know.
The pines still murmur soft and low,
But somehow-well-I do not care
For the deep blue sky or the flowers
there
For Nature no more appeals to me.
see our names on the old beech tree,
see the place where last we met
In the twilight time when her eyes
were wet.
And l know my heart is in that grave
Where over her the daisies wave.
p. H A.
Through the Mail Bag.
Dear Drift:
Don't let what one lone member of
the so-styled Home Protective Society
says. keep the Montgomery boys from
coming to Bay Minette. Tell them to
ows will be at the train to give them
the glad hand. We would much rather
the blondes were left at home, though,
Protective Society would fall all over
each other trying to get acquainted