The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-03-30

WuQden [ 90 II De1uIO lO-udS an II
we were Twin in MOmbasey we Wud-
dent do it at all. But it looks all
right with that much Wather betWeen
him an US.
Yes, sir, now that he's safe onth'
ocean an were safe fr him on lana
Willum Taft can settle down 10 tn
regular Dusineshs iv a new admins
thration. which is to fire out anything
or anybody left over be tn preevyoIs
administration. If We want to hire
an Owe iv New Mexico or an
ex-SupreTne Coort justice iv Aryzony
as a cow-puncher, ye won't have amy
throuble afther neX week. | see that
tn statesman who armed an import
ant joodicyl Office in Oklyhomy be
chokin' 2 wolf to death with his own
lender hands has been superseded be
a mOolycOd0le who has niVer done
anything more notable thin chokin'
dimmycratic voters at tn polls.
9TH new prisidint is determined
not to be made gloomy be havin' amy
thing around him that will remind
him iv tn happy days that are no
more. Not wishing to be saddened
be reminders iv tn time Whin he had
20 cad aloud firm tn Wurruks ~
Jacob Riis. while his predecessor an
frind rassled with tn Horrible Turk,
his first officyal act was to hurl a
marble bust iv Albert Shaw at tn
head iv Alder: j. Beveridge, who was
comm acrOst tn lawn at tn moment.
He has caused an Ordher to be issued
FIR tn arrest iv amy prlZe-f1ghter,
rough-rider,
bad-man, tennis champeen or amy
publisher or iditor iv amy pa-aper is
sued less often thin wanst a day. or
amy socyologist, or amy author or
person pretindin' to be such found
iOiterin' around tn grounds about
dinner time. Autographed photty-
gratis can be had cheap be appllca-
ton to tn janitor at his office in tn
back yard iv tn followin' we'll known
cillybryties: Jawn l.. Sullivan, Robert
Fitzsimmons, Charles Kid Mccoy,
ImprOre Willum an Silas McBee, Also
bound volumes iv each a SUCCESSFUL
author tr tn last swim years, includ-
in such standard Wurruks as tn
Rough Riders be Augustus G
Days an Nights on San JOOn HILL be
Anonymous AnnyWan an Firm
Wash'nton to Rosenfelt; or tn Great
Divide be Professor Lem Higgins ~
tn University iv Poggsville; also tn
complete wurruks iv Thaydoor RoSen-
felt COT vols. morOccO); also tn let
lers an messages iv T~haydOOr Rosen-
felt (thirteen bushels, bound in old
Durlapl. Also q fine collection iv
moose-heaHs, bear-SkinS, stuffed
crocodiles, snakes, wildcats, otcethry.
etcethry. A handsome porthrait iv tn
ex-prisidint has been stint 10th wood
shed FIR repairs, a visitor at tn White
House connected with a large n
IN house m New York havin' ACCT
ientally kicked a hole in it.
Well, sir, like all me fellow citi-
zens, / wish success to this new adj
ministhration an, also, small harm to
as firm il. like this last wish best.
It's more firm tn heart an anyhow
tn administration is sure to: be a
success. How an it fail whin it will
ID run be dimmycrats? IT'S so.
What are tn most important@.func-
tons il g~oyernmint. I'll ask ye.
Aren't they tn conthrol iv tn cash
dhrawer an tn command iv tn polls
foorce? Well, they are An both iv
thin magnificent jobs ave one to
d warehouses; iy tn imocracy.: We've
waited nanny years FIR this proud an
happy. day. FIR fifty years We've
thried to get d~immycrats n office.
We thried it be ilictin' a Republican
an that was no good. We thried it be
ilictin' a dimmycrat an he didn't help
it. We thried it be passin' civil SER
vice examinations on'y to find as soon
as we get tn job we becom Republi-
cans. It was left FIR Bill Taft to re-
war tn lilety iv our grand old party.
This here administration says he,
will be conducted on no partisan or
sectional lines says he L will jine
with me in tn governmint iv our COM
mon country says he, representative
Numbers ~ that party that has done
more thin amy other agency to make
tn Republican party what he says,
an where it is he says.
"An' he sint to our own fair city,
Hinnissy, FIR tn heroes to do tn Wur-
ruk. In maxim his first selection his
rlachral choice fell On tn name that
mas long stood at tn head iv tn en-
oattled Dimmycrats iv I1inye. [ need
not tell ye that I refer to Jacob Dick
inson, If I have tn name right. Since
tephen A. Douglass day tn sturdy
put sparsely settled Dimmocracy iv
llllnye have had no such reyered
leader as Jakey Dickinson. His cosv,
little 0flce in tn Iuinxe Cinthral