Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-10-18
LIGHT AND AIRY.

LIGHT AND AIRY.
Lucky Christopher. t
Columbus told his greatest JOY.
81 have made an Atlantic trip with
out tips" he cried. &
Herewith he pitied those who wer
to follow him.-New York Sun.
At Their Worst.
She doesn't think so much
men,"
whats the matter with herr"
We'll she's cashier in tailor shol
She's used to seeing men get fitted T.
their toys '-Pittsburg Post.
She Keeps Tab.
They say that women can't keep book
But this you'll surely find
That when she sues you for divorce
No item slips her mind.
Kansas City Times.
Proven.
Howell-There is something in
name, after all.
Powell-Prove it.
Howell-Our friend Lake has waite
On the brain.-New York Press.
Well Qualified.
THE one thing we demand from GU
said the mead of the Otfic
force, lis correctness in figures
The applicant smoothed her hiples
skirt complacently.
Il have never had any complaints o
that score" she replied with IL glanc
Of Observation-Disclosures
The Real Trouble.
"WOman'S ignorance of cooking ]
he bane of married life"
No, it's woman's ignorance of he
ignorance of cooking Boston Tran
script.
Almost Human
THAT parrot in the corner" re
marked the dealer, lis almost hu
nan"
1T sure is" rejoined the customer
1T does a lot of talking without say
ng thing."-Chicago News.
In Harlem.
House Hunter-SeemS to me thi
louse isn't very well built. The foo
hakeS when we Walk.
Agent-Um-ye-e- that's the neN
lind of spring floor for dancing.
House Hunter-And these stair
reak terribly.
Agent-Y-e-s; we furnish this ne'
,atent burglar alarm staircase with
nut extra charge
1t All Depends.
Miss Knox-There's scandalou
tory about her in this morning
HOWler.'
Miss Goodart-But you can't believ
you read in thas paper.
Miss Kn"x--I can if l want to-
Pick Me-Up."
No Market.
Chclly-Doctor. | want somethin
or my head.
Dr.. Gruffiy-My dear fellow,
wouldn't take it in a gift. ideas"
A New Adaptation.
walls have ears sententiousl
quoted the Philosopher.
Il should say they had with a
hese telephones hanging on them,
the Business Man-BaltimOr
american.
Easy.
bn l.,
ny daughter happy" asked Mr.. Cum
OK.
She has been happy with you, has
1T she?' rejoined the confident you'll
Il think so, sir"
We'll, if she's that easy to pleas
here ought to be no ditficulty.'-
Star.
Exactly.
"Uncle George. we are studyin
in school, and I want
sneaky.'"
According to yOnr mother, it is tn
Inference between what you do an
What Mrs. Jones' little boy does.
Puck.
No Further Use for Him.
You are discovered" eXclaime
he two detectives in the same breatl
"All right replied the Burglar a
lie calmly stepped out of the windo
nto the free night air; that much
t is settled. Now go ahead and hol
your controversy -Washington Sta
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
The more a boys education cos
he less he seems able to cash in on
The more sisters a man has the lie!
lie can understand some other fe
ow'S.
There's hardly a scandal that SOUND
so thrilling to a woman as Whe
somebody tells it to her coming hon
rom church.
The Chinese.
When novel idea at last we attain
And its plans are distinctly rehearsed,
you hear, once as ain, the od-time II
frain:
THE Chinese dis covered it first
Columbus was mer ely plodding old so
Who drifted along very late to the goal
md when you made bold to discuss tt