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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
The Wife of Noah.

NeW IOTk 1lu6S.
 A reader of The Times, commenting in a private note on some recent perti- nent remarks on this page touching Noah and his seamanship. asks how we know that the second father of man. kind had an incredulous and voluble wife. Quite apart from the accumulat- ed testimony of the ancients to this effect we urge our inquiring friend to own RfSE of Suman natUre Noah was we'll advanced in life at the time of the demise of his illustrious father. Lamech. He was. in fact, 800 years tions. He had three sons. all married. and wife of his own. who was, pre- sumabiy. a practical and experienced all the ordinary pursuits, and began to the deep 300 cubits iong. 50 cubits broad. and 30 cubits high Ca cubit be- she not naturally urge him to desist from such a waste of time and money, and. failing to move him with pointed argument. go about among the neigh
 Imagine the feelings of the wife of an eminent and hitherto irreproachable citizen of this hour If he should sud- the building of monster airship. hay ing had no previous inclination for or acquaintance with aeronautics Would courts for a commission to test his sa m n ; ity? The wife of Noah, accordtng to Babylonian and other Oriental tradi- ton, was reasonablys.wise. practical woman. who did not believe In the flood until the flood came. Waila was her name, and in the Koran she is com pared with the wife of Lot. whose pronunciation of the two names must be almost identical Perhaps the lady who was turned into a pillar of salt was named for her distinguished an- cestress, and the spelling of the name was confused by some orthographical reformer of the valley of the Euphra- tes.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
status of the Dead-Bent.

No man is wholly free from sin, but so many lesser evils are tolerated that man should hesitate long be- fore becoming a dead beat. Criminals are despised and abhorred, but to the dead beat all that is coming, as well as the contempt of his fellow-men. There Is something at once so mean and so little In taking advantage uf the confidence which comes with friendship that the hand of every man is turned against a dead-beat as soon as his reputation Is well established. The dead beat may fondly imagine he Is living easy and making money without work and or course he takes iates and the hardships he inflicts on others. But. that aside. he really has a harder time than the man wno is honest and fair He Is compelled to move a good deal and peace of mind he knows not. Like other types of crooks, he doesn't prosper, and his hnish is more unpleasant than the be- ginning.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

to the front with the oldest one yet. in the person of Aunt Emily Morgan, a rolored woman. who died in that city last Sunday at the age of IT years. About the only notable peculiarity about her was that she never claimed to have even seen George Washington although she was a child of or ' when he died. She was a native Geor- gian. however, and he didn't even pass through Atlanta. to say nothing of Co., 1umbus. Notwithstanding this lack of fame. however. she was famous In re- spect to age.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
sen.a Action On Iron.

London ChTonICI6.
 After lying at the bottom of the sea undisturbed for a century and half one of the guns of H. M s. Raminies, which was wrecked near Bolt Tail on the south coast of Devon. has been re- covered
 One side of the weapons has been worn away with the action of pebbles and shingle washed over 1t by the tide to such an extent that at the muzzle the thickness of the iron is very little, and for it's whole length the metal has the appearance of being gradually filed away. Even the trunnions which orig
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finally took its weight on the gun car riage have been worn to spikes.
URGED To FIGHT AMERICA.

Berlin Dispatch to The New York Times.
 Judge Wilhelm schwarEe. e prominent member of the reichstag and of the Prus- sian house of repesentatives. seizes upon to secure participation in the Chinese rail- way loan as . pretsxt for fresh and vigo- rous warning asainst "the American peril" Europe for Europeans the learned judge urges that England and Germany abandon their n nNa mutual snspieons trade competition without further delay against their common enemy from across the water.
 "Ameries." declares the juris, and poiiti;, Germany but for all Europe. Instead of arriving at common ways and means for soa Se % .o other to pieces. In order to make the dan ger acute Greater Britain and Greater Ger many would go to smash on account of the
 "Eufope should realize this in tinie to preserve what is still to be preserved. The yellow peril Is altogether secondary. Our imperial cousin in America is the greater danger. The dollar Is the bfsger It will annihilate the shilling and the mark unless Europe for Europeans This doctrine, must eventually take the form of an economic al liance of all Europe; including EHgIand, the world battle and win exhaust Europe.
 'In case of European war. America would be tertius saudens for Europe and would not be the recovery of -Alsaoe-Lor- raine. but the supremacy of the sea and the world marhsts| ., No n,nss matter W who rsO,s won, gainer.
 Tt Is high time to explode the fiction
 Ss 64 shs world srad. do are that whoever Is defeated the other would attain to it The competitors are not Eng competitor of England and Germany alone. but of both of them together"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
The summer Girr. Own Time.

BaItImOre SUI.
 There's no need Of telling the girls how to enjoy the summer time; 1t is their own season. If a man is so blind that he cannot see the charms of the summer girl he doesn't deserve a fascinating wife. He deserves to worry along through life as a lonely old bachelor and have his estate ab sorbed by an asylum for orphan pups
 For she is A vision of beauty and a dream of delight. From the bow in her hair down to the fetching slippers glowing cheeks to her parasol, from her peek-a boo waist to her irresisti- ble manner. she is the central feature of the landscape, the joy of the nation. the catch of the season-the summer girl
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
Priests Among the Hoboes.

NeW O1TK NAH. .
 More attention is paid than the. cir cumstances deserve to the occasional cases of clergymen who have yielded framps The mission leader has to do largely with tramps and city hoboes. and some times the vagabond associa- ton is contagious, even though the men are at the bottom of the social hea~"my poor bums." to use the deathbed language of a gifted slum preacher who had himself been sub merged and had risen from the mlre' Then the ministry ideal has wander ing note in it-struck alike by the old mendicant orders and by Metho- dist itineracy. Trampdom has never been without It's unfrocked priests, nor the pulpit without It's reclaimed Vasd- honds.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
suItan'H Clown.

Spirit of the Times.
 Every event concerns the profession. The connection between the variety showmen and the deposition Of Anoui Hamid. the cruel Turk, IS not oDVious. hut the Stage points out that It cost A French clown his position. Years ago the Frenohman exhibited 6 trained cat. The Sultan liked the show; had the Frenchna narrested and imprison- ed in the Yildiz Kiosk. and paid nm S2.5o0 a year to train animals for the amusement of the ladies of the haretn The Sultan is now a prisoner. subjected to the third degree; the harem women are scattered to the winds; and the Frenchman and his cat find themselves out of date in the modern variety halls
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
PUT A BAN ON THE POISON.
Carbolic Acid Too Deadly to be Obtains
 aa
Detroit News.

Detroit News
 In the face of the horrible things that arc done With carbolic acid 1t would seem that unusual restraints ought to be put upon the sale of this powerful corrosive. Within a decade It has become one of the most com mon media by which misguided unfortunatcs commit suicide. by which malignant and. vengeful individuals disfigure. blind or tor ture the objects of their spite. and by which many are accidentally done to death through the criminally careless practice of permitting so deadly an agent to stand about the house among bottles of medicine and toilet preparations. It is not necessary to remind the public of It's deadly nature There should be a law which will prohibit the sale except upon the order of a physi. elan. and which will put some restraint up- on the amount that may be sold to any i'm dividual for household The aim of the law should be to prevent irresponsible persons from securing possession of the dan gerous substance, and to prevent 1t from be- ing carelesly kept about the homes of citi. zens where 1t may be handled or swallowed by either children or adults. It Is no more fit for such possession than large quantities of strychnine, arsenic. nitro glycerin.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
What the Sfnfe Pnpers
 Are Saying and Doing
Flsvorrd With Anarcby.

klavored With Anarchy. Taliads9a Mountain Home.
 Rev. Brooks Lawrence deserves the criti- eism he is receiving not because he came from Ohio. but because his utterances are unwise and highly favored with anarchism.
 An indication of what the rains have done for Mobile County is seen in the i'm portation into the city of vegetables from other states of the Union. The truck farm CTS of this county have sustained very heavy losses from the rains.
 Hopes for Short Time.
 The Associated Press report from Mont calling of the extra session of the Legisla- ture: and 1t will be a hot August Tor the Legislators. The idea is that but snors period of time will be required to dispose of Legisiature can enlarge the number Judg- ing by the many issues presented. we a likely to see quite as protracted an extra session this time ss last.
 sound and sensible.
 The Standard must confess that. after reading The Montgomery Advertisers views on the fee system. we are not % sure as so ser presents the question in . new light ara its arguments are sound and sensible: It does not commit itself to the retention oL the system as 1t prevails at present, ,osra Mot does 1t shina an the p,seflns fasd ' saisres would be feasible Evidently The. Advertiser thinks there is e middle ground upon whicn a solution of the question may De reacheu;; and we shall await its f,,a f,rther ,n,sqest It a matter that should have the serious con- alteration of our ablest thinkers.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Now we are told that Abdul Hamid IS to be tried before the high court of justice," whatever that may mean in Turkey. It Is intimated that the Young Turks must think that Alb has more loot stored away and that they want to see the color of 1t. No telling what will happen in Turkey.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
A Pleasant Penalty.

The Chicago Judge who has Hen> fenced a youthful culprit to read "Da- vid Copperfield" has shown 1 rare dis crimination in adapting the punish ment to 1t the crime in the case of a juvenile misdemeanant. There Is more in the pages of Dickens masterpiece that is of benefit in retaining a young offender than can be found in term af a reformatorY.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
Caught a White Mole.

London MaII.
 Cecil Nailor. of stockcross. Newbury. has captured a pure white mole in a trap. This Is one of the rarely re- corded instances of true albinism in the mole.
 Few animals are more subject to ences in the zoologicai archives to such hues as light brown, orange, apricot, buff, cream and amber, but seldom to albino specimens.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Perhaps some of the brethren derive satisfaction from hitting Aldrich hard and frequent, but what good does 1t do? He Is apparently impervious, and the newspapers might as well be shooting peas at a mud-turtle.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
No Wine Till Shutdown.

London Mall.
 It is nowadays "correct"-as the French say-not to touch wine till the tinental pastry cook started a lunch and tea shop not a hundred miles from St James street he was asked without ncense for selling wine. "Tn England,e said the illustrious confec- tioner, the best people do not drink wine at lunch"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
.xUop. .,sCUI.ATION.

UWOIkN ClRCUL.AIIONs ,.r- The figures for May printed peiow ,rnn. E3srnt the actual net circuIationsN all Eses having been deducted. ,ts adserttsers land makes tt part ot sns ,,rc,I- tract when reQuested) that its daliy .ntnx lAtion e larges than that Of any Mo. N :. t,s nswspaper printed il. Aiaeama-ahoa- na-sass,,on sunday edition has :~S largest Gr,nsaa tn cf eny sdit,on of any newspaper pfineeo '" A1abama. without exception.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

We complain of the heat in Mont gomery, as we have some right to do but just think of the poor Congress men in Washington.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
AldYiChs
Aldrich! Says Henry Watterson in The Louis

Says Henry Watterson in The Louis- vile Courier Journal:
 The one thing in the Senate which has filled us with admiration Is Aid rich 'Och,' says Bridget Ann O'Reil- ly in the Irish comedy, referring to Sir Patrick O'Plenipo-'the cheek of him! Yea, verify. both the hide and cheek and the gall of Aldrich. and clad in iron. steel and brass; carry. ing a forked hook and shining spear; why. Senator Dillworthy, hls motto. the old flag and an appro priation.' was nothing to Aldrich: old coriuroys compared with Aldrich; Ephrahim Smooth, himself the merest tyro at the game of now-you-see-i if and now-you-don't; and fitly the poet says:
 High on throne of loot and graft
 which far
 Outshines the wealth of Ormus and Of Carnegie and Rockefeller.
 Fen Standard oil and Federal Steel, Aldrich exalted sits by merit raised To that proud eminence-
 Whilst the imps of the system hang round the doors and cry, May the devil admire him! Subsidy himself kow-tows to Aldrlch. Goetz of the Iron Hand never hooked and hauled in the rafters on the Rhine with more coolness and dexterity than the Sem ator from Rhode Island has ransacked and rifled the cargoes of honest mer- chandise seeking to navigate protec- tionist waters, to avoid the shoals of classification and round the headlands of the schedules.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

when you can find nothing else to do you can swat a few flies. They have no friends and are legitimate game at all times and seasons
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

C | Ttnixan. Circuiation Manager e The Montgomery Advertiser. oeing duly sMosn' says:
 The foregoing statement of The Adyef- t.sefsa circulation for the month of May, ises, is true and correct and compiled after all returns from news boys news sgents. spoiled and left over copies have been de- Gucfsd C. I. FINIGAN,
 Circulation Manager. sworn to and subscribed before me this RIGA ALEXANDER.
 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

When woman says her thoughts are above dress you can put it down that they are on hat.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Married men are very anxious for night baseball to become popular as they will nave an excuse to stay out late.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Montgomery has distinguished her. self so far by being the only city of importance in which Leon Ling has not been seen.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Berlin has turned its back on Miss Duncan the soul dancer" New York Is more charitable. she twill turn her opera glasses.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

New York man when presented with triplets by his wife fainted dead away, His family. already numbered seven and he made ten dollars a week.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Well known woman educator be- lieves in the uplift of poetry. Some Of the editors also believe in the up- lift of poets and proceed to upiift them on one foot every time they show themselves in a magazine office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13

La France roses and similax, with
exquisite place cards; the only arti-
fetal light were candles. with deli
cate pink shades. Mr.. and Mrs. He
deman have travelled extensively In
foreign lands, and during the ira
wells have collected choice bits OF
bric-a-brac which adorn their Wal
kiki bungalow. After dinner the
evening was devoted to cards and
music, those present were Mr.. ana
Mrs. Carl Hedeman, Mrs. Alexander
G. Halves Jr., Doctor and Mrs. Cliff
ford b. Wood, Mr.. and Mrs. Clinton
Ballentyne, Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick
Klamp, Miss Alice Hedeman, Miss
Dorothy Mosher, Doctor Hedeman
and Mr.. Howard Hedeman.
4 4 \
One of the most beautiful dinners
of the week was given Friday even
ing, by Mr.. Henry Wichman in hon
or of Governor and Mrs. Frear. The
dinner was given at the hosts beau
tiful home on Kinau and Victoria
Streets. Handsome red roses ana
maiden hair ferns graced the table
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13

In, and u fortune to get out. Each
member of the Club has tickets for
sale. charge of fifty cents will be
made admitting one to the grounds
and emitting them TO chOwder, rolls,
homemade cake and coffee, which
Is extremely generous. A nominal
sum of twcnty five cents will be
charged for the dancing. upon pay,
ing the quarter badge, made OF
dainty ribbon, will he presented,
which will entitlc enc to dance dur
ing the whole evening. The chow
der, sandwiches and rolls will he
served under hugh tent, the guests
after parlaking of these delicious
viands. will he expected to move on
tn the artistic booth, whore coffee
and cake will be served - free OF
charge--thus making room for the
waiting visitors, for of course ev-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13

were ushered into the dining room
and there were ordinations OF de-
light over the beautifully appointed
table. II was a violet luncheon with
place cards of little cupids, which
were very appropriate. as the charm
ing guest of honor will be one Of the
November brides. The center OF the
table was ornamented with a large
round mirror, which reflected a fam
cy basket filled with fragrant vio-
lets, the basket was draped with vio-
let tulle, with the graceful ends
trailing on the exquisite table.
Large corsage bouquets were found
at each place, and worn by the fair
guests; after luncheon the hostess
played brilliantly on the piano,
while Miss Damon rendered severai
selections -charmingly, on the vio-
lin. Those present were Mrs. Sidney
Ballou, Miss Violet Damon, Miss
Beatrice Castle, Mrs. Samuel Bald
win, Miss Vera Damon, Miss Alice
Hedeman, Miss Dorothy Mosher
Miss Rose Mcclellan, Miss Daisy
Gras, Miss Josephine Mcclellan
Miss Nora Sturgeon and Miss Alice
Roth.
The demand for jetted and metal
lie trimmings for dainty gowns Il
growing fast. notice In the --latest
vogue of fashions for spring, ant
summer of 1910 that the French
costumiers will use fine trimmings
more lavishly than ever before. viii
our glorius sunshine In this countr.
We can anticipate the season. II Il
not possible to fully describe fitting
ly tho many beautiful Ideas In new
trimmings now being shown, but
was much impressed with the Lowell!
novelty French trimmings | saw Il
Jordans store this week. some of then
are quite high priced but they ar,
certainly elegant amongst othe
French goods !. saw, tlere were
very choice line of chantilly band
In various widths of black, one piec
OF gold bullion band was eXtremel
rich. They are also showing som
beautiful colored trimmings inlai
with pearl beads. There were sew
eral pieces of the new French braid
which are so much in vogue at pre-
sent and many Others includin
white silk Venice bands In variou
widths. Ladies' of Honolulu have III
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13

- OCIETY. and the public in gem
orally, are taking II keen In
tcrest in the Dance and Fish
Chowders, which will take
~ place at the OutriGgcr Club
next Friday evening, Novem-
Der the nineteenth, Mrs. Francis NJ.
Swauzy Is head Of the affair, ana
It Is needless to say that the under
taking will be success for Mrs.
Swanzy possesses wonderful execu-
tive ability, which has been proven
on former occasions The grounds
will be brilliantly lighted, and the
lagoon been the Outrigger Club and
the Moana Hotel, will be filled with
picturesque lanterns, and ilaming
torches. The young men of HorO-
lulu need not he afraid To patron
ize this affair, for it will not he the
old story of costing so little to so
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13

cry one can not be served at once,
although efficient helpers Will be
present, and there will be no hitch
In that line. The only articles for
sale will be candy, soda water, fruit
punch and lemonade; which VIII be
served at attractive booths, appro-
priately decorated for the occasion.
The Supper will be served from $3.50
to s %. IN. after which dancing will
be INDUCED in on the Lagoon lanai,
which will be decorated with Jap
anese lanterns, flags and pennants.
A Hawaiian orchestra will furnish
the music. the Outrigger Club is
Ideally situated for an out of door
entertainment, IA cOterie of society
women are serving on the follow
ing committees, and doing all In
their power to promote the success
of the undertaking, which is sure To
be Gala affair.
Executive Committee: Mrs. Fran
els NJ. Swanzy, Mrs. Corwin p. Rees,
Mrs. j. II. Soper and Mrs. Edward |,
Spaldiug.
ChCwder: Mrs. Andrew Fuller,
Mrs. Samuel Wilder. Mrs. Gerrit VIII
der, Mrs. Richard Ivers, Mrs. Sidney
Ballou, Mrs. Ernest Waterhouse.
Rolls and Sandwiches: Mrs. JOS
eph Gilman, Mrs. Clifford B. Wood
Mrs. Philip Weaver.
Cakes: Mrs. Charles Atherton
Mrs. Fred Waterhouse. Mrs. Allan
White.
Candy:-Mrs. r. G. II. Foster
Mrs, Edward T. Simpson. Miss Daisy
Gras.
Coffee:-Mrs. Eben Low, Mrs. Geo
! Woodruff. Mrs. C. Holloway.
Soda Water and Fruit Punch
Mrs. Arthur Berg, Mrs. Brainard
Smith, Miss Irgard Schaefer.
A number Of society girls. belong
ing to the younger set will assist.
4 4
Over Seas, the home of Judge ant
Mrs. Sidney Ballou, was the scene o
much gaeity Thursday afternoon, a
"A luncheon party. Miss Violet Damon
was the complimented guest, tn,
function being given in her honor
At one O'Clock this gathering o
pretty matrons, and young maid
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13
The Bishop Trust Company,
limited
Limited,

- EG to announce that January 1s 1870 they Will
II open Ladies Department In connection with
their Trust business where ladies, DESTROYS of saw
ing money, with property interests, funds to
invest may call correspond and receive advice to
opening account putting their funds out at inter-
buying real stocks bonds investing in
any other class security. Under the Laws of the Ter
rltory a mold property in her own right.
The Bishop Trust Company feel that they have been
fortunate in securing for this Department the services OF
MacIntyre, who well known In the business
community of Honolulu the for eight years
past of Bishop Companys Savings Bank. Miss MacIn
tyre will have office in the Bishop Trust Companys
Building Bethel Street, where she will be found daily
from ~, after the LIST of January
All accounts and transactions strictly confidential.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-13

while artistic place cards We're found
at each place. Mr.. Wichman's guests
were Governor and Mrs. Frear, Ad-
miral and Mrs. Corwin p. Rees, Doc
tor and Mrs. Hobby, Mrs. Mary
Gum. Mr.. and Mrs. Walker and Mr..
and Mrs. Brainard Smith.
Saturday evening Mr.. and Mrs.
James Wilders bungalow by the
sea- was the setting for very pref
ty little dinner; the affair was in
formal but extremely enjoyable.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs.
James Wilder, Mrs. Alexander G..
Halves Jr., Doctor and Mrs. James
Judd and Mr.. Eric Knudsen.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Baldwin
have about decided to purchased one
of the artistic bungalows, that are
being erected by l.. G. Ables. on Will
der Avenue. between Kewalo and
keeaumoku Streets. This is Sc
lect location, and the Baldwins will
be an ACOUSTIC to this exclusive
neighborhood.