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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
SUSPICIOUS EVIDENCE.

At the recent meeting Of the Amer
lean Bar association, the subject un-
der discussion was suspicious evil
dence and how much II was worth.
Such evidence" remarked the new
president, Frederick w. Lehman, ere
minds me of the following incident:
"A pretty girl In hammock slung
In an apple orchard awoke suddenly
and frowned at the young man who
stood before her.
"'You stole kiss while was
asleepi' she exclaimed.
We'll stammered the young man.
you were sleeping so sound!y-you
looked so pretty. SO tempting, Yes,
/ admit | did take one little one'
THE girl smiled scornfully.
"'One!' said she. Humph! / count
ed seven before woke up Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
Obvious.

The other morning Jones turned ur
at the office even later than usual. His
employer, tired of waiting for him, had
himself set abont registering the days
transaction, usually Jones first duty
The enraged merchant laid his pen
aside very deliberately, and said to
Jones. very sternly, indeed:
Jones. this will not do
NO, sir" replied Jones. gently draw
ing off his overcoat as he glanced over
his employers shoulder, 1T will not
You have entered M'Kurken's order In
The wrong book. Far better to have
waited till l came!"-Royal Magazine
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
All Unknown 70 Him

SO you lived in Paris for six years
What were you doing over there?"
i made my living acting as a
guide"
oh! Then ] suppose you know all
about the Paris UNDERWORLD"
Mo. / planned for a long time TO
take a few nights off and see what
there was to be seen. but never got
The chance."-ChicG Record.Herald.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
The First Year Of Marriage.


One q the problems that develop out
~ that trying first year OF married eI.
astsnce u the equal adjustment Of the
amusement question To the average
man. worn out with the work and
worry Of the day, tired Of the babel OF
voices and confusion in which he has
toiled. and weary OF trying to make
himself agreeable to those he mus,
please. for business purposes. there
seems nothing else on earth 80 desira
bis as the quiet and ease OF his home
he doesn't want to talk or be talked
70. He doesn't want to have to force
himself to smile or to think. and least
81 all does he want to forsake his clip
pers- The woman, on tho other hand.
says the New York Weekly. has been
shut up all day In the house, going
through the deadly dull round OF do
nestle duties without the distraction
or seeing a fresh face She has toiled
In her own way as hard an her hus
band. and when night comea, she, too.
feels the need Of d change. and the on
portunity TO rest and refresh herself
she wsuld like TO put on hor best dress
and go TO the theater, or even call on
some friendly neighbor To even sug.
gest such q thing to her husband. how.
ever. is to bring on a glo wing diatribe
on woman's gaddins. and the matter
ends there. or bursts forth into a
vordy Quarrel.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
Another Matter.

What makes you look so wild this
morning."
I've got enough to make me look
wild. / had my picture taken yester.
day, and"
We'll. what Of that? 1t is a disagree.
able proceeding, but it is all over now
isn't it?'
i should say not, you idiot, The
picture l had taken was my Murillo
worth Observation-Disclosures Amer.
lean.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
a Poor Sort of Cow.

Stranger tat Mr.. Citimans new sub.
u'ban villa)-Mornin', my little dear!
Is your papa at home? hear he
wants to buy a COW, and I've got one
| think would suit him. It's a Jersey
COW.
Little Mlss-Oh, I don't think pape
would want that kind of COW. They
don't give anything but skim milk. We
used to board in Jersey.-New York
Weekly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

John J. White OF New Yors went "a
africa without the blowing Of trumpet
CT a consignment Of typewriters
bagged seven elephants, ten lions anr
sunstroke. and on coming home gaye
out his experiences and observation,
for publication without charge even
for time. There's hunter ohio think,
thHt the one desirable compensation I,
10 get game.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
All Tastes Suited.

Employment Agent-Th' top O. tn
mornin' ye, Biddy Maloney. Orve
found place fur ye. Go to the strate
and number we foind on this card.
Domestic-Shure, it's q noice neigh
borhood. Oill go.
Agent-Wait a minute, Biddy. Take
off that French cap. It's not a French
maid. but American CURL they wants
New York Weekly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
lookinn Ahead

Now. Willie, is there any one else
you think you ought to have to your
party?"
rs 1t goin' to be a good party,
mamma?"
Yes"
Plenty Of nuts and raisins and
candies?"
Yes. plenty"
We'll. then, don't you think we
ought to invite the doctor, mamma p
-Yonkers Statesman.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
Limited UNDERSTANDING.

ut does seem strange" remarked
the party who seemed to be thinking
aloud
What seems stranger queried The
Innocent bystander.
THAT after getting q man In hot
water woman can't understand why
he should boil over" explained the
noisy thinker.-Chicago Daily News
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
This VIII Interes, Mothers

Mother Gray'a Sweet Powders for Chill.
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse 80
Chlldrens Home, New York cure Constt-
patton. Feyerishness, Teething Disorders,
stomach Troubles and Destroy Worms;
gOOe testimonials OF cures. All druggists
2c. Sample FREE. Address Allen g Ohm
sted, lie Roy, ~. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

A Philadelphia detective on the trail
OF an embezzling restaurast employe
had to eat six 10 twelve meals a day.
How he envied the poor, Few people
would have believed the Philsdelphians
lose early enough to eat so many meals
On a daK.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
Cause.

Has anyone any just cause why
MS couple shouldn't be married r.
lsked the minister.
yes piped up little old man.
What Is it?" asked the astounded
Irvine.
on, just cause replied the li.tle
Did man, that being as far as he
jared to go, his wife being among
nose present.--Detroit Free Press
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
The Woman QUESTION.

I was handed another installment
" the eternal woman question this
morning remarked the benedict.
What's the answer" queried the
'oung bachelor.
My wife asked me n her hat was on
;Taight.' replied the freight-payine
)arty OF the matrimonial part-Chi
ago Daily News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
EIoouence.

viii your speech be eloquent?"
i hope So said the young member
OF congress. But not as eloquent as
the arguments | had to use to get
chance to make Washington
star.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
The Last Word

So your wife always let's you have
he last word in an argdment?"
Certainly" answered Mr.. Meekton.
II Is necessary for me TO have the
ast word IL order 20 show that /
gree with her perfectly."--washing.
q Star.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
Jacks Faux Pae.

Maud noticed that you had jack
Ciubberly to church with you Sun
day
Bell-Yes, and the poor heather In
80 unused to going that he wanted the
usher to check his hat and coat.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

BohDy-Mr. Updyke, what do you
suppose Clara said about you just
before you came in?
Mr.. Updyke-I havenr an idea in
the world, Robert.
Bobby-Well, you've guessed iti
That's just what she did soy - Phna,
delphia Telegraph.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
sPoHN's DIsTEMPER CURE wi,

cure any possible case of DISTEMPkR.
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
OF all ages, and prevents all others In the
same stable frem having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
Amy good druggist can supply YOU. or Send
to mfrs. 50 cents and 300 a bottle. Agents
wanted: Free book. Spohn Medical Co..
Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

A woman no sooner forgives an In
Jury than she proceeds to forget about
having forgiven It.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

Wouldn't Take Him Seriously.
He-But ] need you Ia order to be
happy.
She-I couldn't think Of marrying .
needy person.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
KIND HEARTED JANE.

Mistress-Have you made the chick.
en- broth, Jane?
Jane--Yes, mum: and fed the chick.
ems with II, ages ago!
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

New YO'k ~ank caters espect,I,,
90 dear mutes Money makes motion,
Ehel ., We ., esuns
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17
Rcd. Wenk. w.nrr xu...

relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
Pouhded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms 10 Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
1,ne Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain
Try Murine In Your Eyes At Druggists-
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

$50 that's the young woman tha,
Lieut.. Obersteiger and Herr SchI elder
were both counting! Which was the
lucky MANI"
Il don't know, but Schneider mar
ried Observation-Disclosures
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

Your achievement will never risc
higher than your Mardep
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

4 gloomy day should be met az .
challenge 10 checrfuness- Shields
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

A light heart lives long.-Shakes-
peaTe.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

PILES CURED IN To IL DAYa
PAZO OINTMENT IS guaranteed To cure anv =, ..
81 itching, Bund, Bleeding or ProtrudIng Plies he
10 IL days or money refunded Gee 49, -
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

Ian there be anything il tins worl,
more useful thar happiE ess ~ nossef;
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-17

Local Temperance Advocate.-Mur-
phy | saw you coming out of a pub.
ic-house last night.
Murphy-Well, begorra, must
come out some time.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
ACT 81.
AN ACT


TO AMEND SECTION 2o25 OF THE REVISED LAWS
OF HAWAII AMENDED BY SECTION 2 OF act
% OF THE SESSION LAWS OF 1905, RELATING
TO FOREIGN CORPORATIONS.
Be the Legislature the Territory OF Haa
Section 262 of the Revised Laws OF HawaH as
amended by Section of Act 90 Of the Session Laws OF 1905
hereby amended that the shall read as follows
Section 2025. Annual License No foreign corporation
except foreign companies which does not invest and
Use capital this Territory shall have an o1ce or
offices in this Territory of its officers, stockholders
employees unless shall first have obtained from
the annual license do So and tor SAID license
every such corporation shall pay into the treasury OF the ef
rtorv the of the Territory annually the sum OF One
Hundred Dollars the Treasurer shall not issue Incense
to any corporation said license fee shall have been pa
The hereby authorized to settle and nave COZ!
lected an against company violating the PoN
this Section for the amount OF such license Zee 10
eether penalty of fifty centun tor failure TO pay the
same Provided that license shall be necessary oi any
corporation engaged solely in the business OF foreign OF
state commerce while solely employed by the Government
of the United States. -,
Section 2 This Act shall take effect from and after the
date of its approval
Approved this grid day of April, A. d. 1909.
WALTER F. FREAR,
Governor Of the Territory of Hawaii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
ACT 90.
AN act

Al
TO AMEND ACT 81 OF THE SESSION LAWS OF 1905
RELATING TO ATTACHMENTS.
Be it Enacted by the Legislature of Territory of Haaui
Section That Section of Act 81 Of the Session Laws
: OF 1905, be amended SO to read as follows:
NSection The plaintiff in any action upon contract
express or implied at the time of commencing
action, or at any time afterWard before Judgment
property OF the defendant that any more OF sew
era defendants which is exempt from execution
the hereinafter prescribed
faction OF such Judgment as he may recover but writ of
attachment shall be issued against the Territory po
cal or municipal corporation or subdivision thereof"
Section That Section of Act 81 of the Session Laws
OF 1906 be amended 50 as to read as follows:
Section The writ of attachment shall be issued by the
clerk of the court in which the action pending but before
any such writ of attachment shall issue the plaintiff
in his behalf shall make and file with such clerk
Wit showing that the defendant indebted the plaintiff
Specifying the of such indebtedness and
all just credits and Offsets and that the attachment not
defraud any creditor of the defendant
Section g. That Section of Act 81 OF the Session Laws
of 1907, be amended to read as follows:
Section s. The defendant any time before judg
the court for additional security the part of the
plaintiff and if such motion the satisfied that
surety the plaintiffs bond has removed from the Territory
that the surety not sufficient the attachment may be
vacated and restitution directed OF property taken under
it. unless reasonable time to be fixed by the court further
security given by the plaintiff in such and form
shall be approved by the court
In the defendant shall obtain judgment he shall be
entitled have taxed against the plaintiff costs addition
such other costs be allowed by law reasonable
attorneys fee of than fifty dollars be fixed by the
court
Section 4 Section of Act 81 of the Session Laws of 1906
be amended to read as follows
Section such bond the plaintiff therein
NAV recover if he shows that the attachment wrongl
sued the actual damages sustained and reasonable atto
ney fees OF not than fifty dollars in any case to be
by the and it be shown that such attachment
sued malcousy he exemplary damages
but action shall be maintained such bond until after
final judgment the action unless the same be discontinued
dismissed
Section S. This Act shall take effect on its approval
WALTER F. FREAR
Governor of the Territory OF Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
ACT So.
AN ACT


TO AMEND SECTION 1910 OF THE REVISED LAWS
OF HAWAII, RELATING TO VACCINATION.
Be Enacted by the Legislature of the Territory of Ha7cai
Section 1910 OF the Revised Laws of Hawaii is
hereby amended to read follows:
"Section 1910 Manner of Vaccination No child shall be
vaccnated except after opportunity has been the
guardian be such vaccination unless
such parent guardian shall have consented in writing to
such vaccination and then only by duly licensed and author
physician who shall such vaccination bovine
only obtained from standard manufacturers such vaccination
shall be only by OF scarher and up her
metca sealed other antiseptc receptaces each
receptacle shall be opened Immediately before scarher
point be used in the presence of the person to be vacc
mated shall be used for the vaccna
ton of more than person.
person violating any provision of this Section shall be
guilty of msdemeano and upon conviction thereof shall be
punished by fine exceed Five Hundred 1S5oooo) Dol
lars imprisonment exceed year. by both
such fine and imprisonment
Section This shall take effect from and after the
date of its approval.
Approved this grid day of April, A. D. 1900.
WALTER F. FREAR
Governor OF the Territory OF Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
Sick Sergeant to Leave.

Sergeant R. c. Edwards, Troop C,
18th Cavalry, who was removed to the
Fort Shafter hospital from the trans
port Logan while that vessel was on
the reef last month, will be forwarded
to the general hospital at the Preside,
San Francisco, on the transport Sherl-
dom
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
II Y UTH ORgTY
Continued from Page Nine.)

CONTINUED Nne)
sion OF any trustee to I'LL trusteep whether
circuit judge sitting equity at chambers and having uris
dct1on over the subject of the trust make vest
ing ordeH which shall vest the legal title i'll and the
property situate IN the Territory OF Hawaii the trustee so
appointed or succeeding subject the trust SOLELY unless
ahere be ootrustee in which new
trustee and his corusee as the case NAV be
jointly.
Section This Act shall take effect on the dav of its
approval.
Approved this grid day of April, 4. D. 1909.
WALTER F. FREAR,
Governor of the Territory OF Hawaii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
ACT 81.
AN ACT
TO REGULATE THE EXPENDITURE OF PUBLIC
MONEY
AN ACT

Be If Enacted bv the egsae of the Territory OF Hd1sui
Section expenditure of public money except for sala
pay OF officers employees for permanent settle
ments subsidies other claims objects for which fixed
be paid by law, for other which
admit competition where the to be expended
shall Five Hundred Dollars tS5oooo1 shall be
made except let after public advertisement for
sealed tenders the provided by law and expen
public purposes shall be divided parceled
defeat evade the provisions of this section Provided
of Supervisors shall decide expend OF Five
Hundred Dollars S5oooo upon road work Of repairs without
contracting therefor
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-05
Army and
Navy News
8 y ~ 1888 sss.s.s =

Captain Rees, U.s.N., eommandant of
the Honolulu Naval Station, has issued
invitations for trip aboard the U.
s. S. Iroquois to Pearl Harbor on Tues
day morning, in honor of Rear-Admiral
Ichiji and officers of the visiting Japa-
nese squadron. The party leaves here
at 10 a. m. and returns to town by
rail, lunching at the University Club
at | D. m.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-07-17
INSURGENTS ELATEO
AND PREDICT VICTORY
Presidents Statement Inter
preted 10 Mean He May
Veto Tariff Bill
(By Associated Press)

Washington, July H.-President
Taft's emphatic declaration yester-
day that he regarded the Republican
platform as meaning revision down
ward eclipsed in interest all minor
details of the tariff struggle here to-
day The general feeling is that the
Presidents pronouncement would in
eyitably have a profound effect. One
man said: The standpatters will
now become Insurgents, lines will all
have TO be reformed and nobody can
forecast the outcome"
All doubt as TO where President
Taft stands with regard to the down
ward revision of the tariff was swept
away yesterday when statement
was given out at the White House
setting forth in detail what the
President had to say to twenty-three
Republican members of congress who
called to protest against putting raw
materials on the free list
The President in his statement de.
cared that the Republican party is
committed to a downward revision:
that he had never had any other idea
OF the Chicago platform, and that he
personally has promised downward
revision TO the people.
This statement is Interpreted in
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-07-17

sCme quarters here AS a direct nou-
hcsti0n DC The c0nferees on the tariff
bin that ii the measure they finally
agree upon does not constitute a MA
,erial reduction in specific duties the
President viii exercise his power Of
veto.
Dictated tn the thirl person. the
statement concludes with this final
word Of the Presidents attitude as
outlined to his callers
he felt strongly the call Of the
country for a downward revision
within the limits of the protective
principle, and he hoped To De- able
TO respond to that call as he heard
it as we'll in the interests of the
party as Of the country.
The outlook is discouraging. in-
deed. said another senator. q mem.
Der Of the conference committee. He
declared there would be great diff
Guilty i'm getting bin with free raw
material through The senate. which
body is especially opposeI 10 free
hides
The tariff conferees today agreed 10
a reduction of per cent in the Ding.
ley rates on womens and children
aress goods made of cotton warp.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-07-17
PRESIDENT Taft
IN FAVOR OF THE PLAN
Situation is Acute Because
Treasury is Threatened
With q Deficit

Washington. July i7-As a result
ct conference held at the White
House, the tariff bin conrerees viii
write into the tariff measure a pro
vision authorizing the secretary of The
treasury 70 issue bonds for the CON
-tmction of the Panama canal to an
mount equivalent 10 The total cost
pt canal cons uuction. Colonel Goeth-
als the chief engineer of the canal
has estimated that the limit of cost
for the building of the great waterway
will be S2gT000o00 and under the
authority 10 be conferred on The see
retary of the treasury. bonds to that
amount may be issued by the secre-
tary In his discretion
The decision TO provide for rhe bond
issue was lie outcome OF a discus
sion on he subject at a luncheon at
which President TAFT was host Sen.
tor Aldrich, chairman of the finance
committee. Representative Payne.
chairman of lne committee ON WAYS
'ud means, and Secretary of the
Treasury MacVeagh and Assistant
Secretory of the Treasury Norton
We're present
The question considered was made
acute beceuse of the condition of the
treasury, of which Mr. MacVeagh was
able to give full information. The
working balance of the treasury is
winding and deficit is threatened
Details Not Worked out.
out of the money realized from the
sale Of be now bond issue there win
be paid into the general fund of the
reasury S40000O00 10 cover the
amount paid TO the Panama Canal
company of France for the purchase
Of 'he canal properties and rights and
S0000o00 paid 10 the Panama re-
public. Officials are roticent as TO
he details of The decision reached at
he White House conference and there
is some uncertainty ae TO what the
otal amount of tire proposed bond is
sues VII be 1t is understood that
the amount o 1897 100000 will be in
elusive not only Of the cost of the
canal construction, but Of the amount
paid to the Panama Canal company
of Franco and Of the amount paid 10
the government of Panama Some
change nay be made I'm Coomel Goeth-
ais estimate. and until complete fig
ures are submitted the actual amount
of the bond issue iwll not be known
definitely
II IS not expected that the secretary
of the treasury If the contemplated
bond Issue is legally authorized as
part of tha tariff bill win call imme-
diatoly foI subscriptions to the fun
amount Of bonds authorized by the
prospective law Changes may arise
which may make II advisable for him
TO call for only part Of the amount
that ultimately will be required
AS a matter of fact. the main con
cern of the administration and of the
tsriff conferees is not with regard to
getting enough money through a bond
Continued on page a
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-07-17
OUTPUT AND CAPITAL
OKLAHOMA INDUSTRIES

State Labor Commissioner Charlie
Daughorty today issued a statistica
statement showing the output and
apital invested in the manufactur
ing industries of the state by coun
'ties. Eight counties had an output
# more than a million dollars each
last year. Oklahoma county heaas
the list with an output in products
IF S4,31l,399 on an investment o.
SL97S,395 Washington county is
second with an output Of S2A0343
IN an investment Of StGSAG32, Gar
field county is third with an output
Of $t717473. on an investment o.
s1G5S.93G, Logan county is fourth
with an output of 81 636.675. on ar
investment Of $1022S59; Muskogcc
county is fifth with an output Of
Sl33SS SCI, ON an investment Of 81
t2f.333; Pottawatomie county IF
sixth with an output of Sl,30G 90S o.
m investment of only $i1432Q
Grady county which ranks seventh
has an output Of S11S0115. has ar
Investment Of S794.ilG: Tulsa com
fy which Is eighth with an OUTPUT
Of Sl10G952 has an investment
only S3O7;4S.