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NORFOLK AND WESTERN RWY

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JUNE % Iss.
Leave Washington. New Uuiol Stati0a-
$50 a. u--Daiiy-AH points % Ncrtolk ard
Western.
1910 y. n.-DailT-Rosooke B-1stol. Wlnsto--
salem. Knoxville. ChattancoEa. Nsshvilis. NeH
Orleans Throrra SleepeT. Diz5ns Csrs-
40 a. m.-Fcr Bristol Knoxville. Chztt21roE.
ard Memphis Wasasus=on- Nezphis EespG opSa
% m.
For S0-folk-Leare Wsshi-st0n ~ o. Il caiiy.
u.lj a. n. daily except s1ndsy. Arrive Nofo-E.
IN a. n. 5n p H.
As 2. m-Dally-Be--yyiIle LIr1y- Shenarco1h.
ElktOu. Trains frC-n the Southwest arrive e-S 4 n
t0s7 2 IL srd I2.I5 a. II
All i-so-nation rourtesIth E-7sCt and New Iark
avenue Bond Rufdlrri
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MAEICURTEG.

MAEICURIEG.
PROPERLY MANICURED NAILS GIVE
ones fingers that desired tapering ef-
feet Manicuring as 7 do II is a fire art
25c for summer months Mrs DODGE
Room Z. - 10Th ST z77tfs
MISS THOMPSON. MANICURTNG FA-
cial and scalp treatment. 81 lltn Il
NV. Hours. $3.50 a. n. TO $50 .. N. Open
Sundays Phone Main 70oS. 1919
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RAILROADS.
|ALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAI

BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAI S
LEAVE NEW UNIQN- STATION.
-FNEEN nTfEE EGTE o. TBE ODD HOfrR
II, 10 sAl-All l-LFH-lA ASp SEA T6ak
= 30 a- n u-nsr. Pulzsn Pzr.9z.
G01m- Diner and Pullman Psri0r Csr
% 80 a. n ni-e- and P-llmaa PsTl0- car
$50 p 2. ROYAL Linked" Al Pullnaa. Snoa-,
f419 pm Ccacles % Pl1-cce-pllE-
so p n. Dine and Pullnl1r Parlor.
= . . d Cqaches % NeU YORK.
TBS night. Sleepers ~ New York
Atlantic CRY. ro0. $50. Tllao a. N. fIs1
'1o ? n -
EVERY HOUR on TEE HOUR
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80 rlsS5 .llsi5 a. n -lz50 .ooa -ilSs ; 81
50 $50. SO. f705. SD 90. 'lo5o. 'l5zs.
~ '---'' WESTWARD.
SfYcTSSiTI ST,5SAS,S St. ~ eIotisI AND 1oU1svrTv
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S5E SSI5,EEE1zA,SD. ~ p
WISCHEsTER. $50 a n. -sss. $50
FREDERICk. So. ts-io s-i5 a u. ESo. fsza.
HAGERSTOvS. -sle q. n. so
4NNAPoLIs. ~. so. rl2.15 ao05. f5zs. 81
.nsIiv. rFzcsJt S-uds-. ssu1duy only
TELEPHONES Gt al ere foi1virG Tcket Offce
l-G g. 81 nv. Main l51l. GO PEuuSrlTa-is ave
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Effective July 10 1912
Sui'-ct o. ciCnZs without rctfce
MONDAYS. TUESDAYS WEDNESDAYS.
THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS.
G0TNG-Leave Dis-ri1t Inc Al 9z5. II g. II, 81.
sc 80 sni 9-5 T. H.
RETURNING-Lcare the Beach AZ SIS a. z.
l2-5. 80 go $50. ard 800 = n.
SATURDAYS
GOING-At 80 u1o a. n. go 5ao. SO. Is.
ard e,f5 q r.
RETCRNTNG-At ss5 g. r. 2s5 20. so.
0c SO ard 100 2 n.
SUNDAYS
GOING-At 80 no a. r.. 20 500 go. Ts5.
and 9-if y m.
RETURNING-At 30 g. H.. I2a5. 20. &c.
s &C. go. and 100 2 n
PAUL Y. WATERS.
Gensai Manage
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WANTED ROOMS.

ROOM WANTED IN A PRIVATE FAM
ily Ia a central location. MISS E.. uS
Sth st. NV.
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CHFSAPEsKE & ONO RAILWAY.

NOTE-Pab'lshed oaly as sutumaucn. ard MT
ruaranteed.
410 P NC. & o. LIMITED. Dany-Fsst -
ttuled train. Pullman secrers - Lexington. Lcuis-
rfi3 Ci-s--sts Tsl7isnauOliE Clicrro and ST. I,7fr
Connection for Virginia Hot Springs Pullnan c.r
Louisville % Memphis ard New Orleans. Diana
cars. a d carte service
no r. NJ r = LIMITED. Dsly-SsMs
rrvrrrure rr1fr. P-Tlsnsa sleerers % Csaclreaf
Ierfnrfou. qrs Lo=isTilis daily. snd Virginia b
Srrirrs reez1ays Diuhg cars . u carre se-Ts r
F-I'r1.n slren.rs Cincinnati % ChizFo and
Ions. ard Louisville 20 Memphis. NzsSv1lle
New OriearS
C7-cesrsaze aud Ohio O6oes. g5 PenuSyi-s
srer-re. 1s53 street aid New Uuion Stagion.
srhone afuin If6 or .E Ger tickstS. baeg1gs eae
ress-vutious and Tsxicah
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1903 III ST- NW.-LARGE SOUTH-FRONT
rooms; also single; summer. Isl
7l9 IITH ST. NW.-NICELY FURNISH
cd single and double rooms, ID and Sd
floors. l&
1l14 nth ST. NW.-NICE FURNISHED
front room, with board North SO69 l9l
i446 n ST. NW.-LOVELY LARGE AND
small cool rooms; summer rates; good
board; well-kept house: phone. l9l
u2 NEW YORK AVE-FURNISHED
front room on second floor 81
1880 10TH ST. NW.-ONE LARGE. NICE
" furnished front room on second floor.
lsI
e0j r ST. NM FURNISHED ROOMS
on second floor. lSl
2OO2 G ST. NW.-ROOMS FOR RENT,
furnished or unfurnished: transients ac-
commodated. Telephone West l50S-
my19-tf
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LOST AND FOUND.

One Cent a Word Each Insertion.
LOST-0IASONIC KNIGHT TEAIPLAR
charm; reverse side. y. o. c. r." Re
ward If returned TO 3435 18th 81. NV. I91
LOST-THURSDAY A F T + r X o o y +,
gold hatpin. engraved "E. @. W" Re
ward II LETT at 1924 18th st. NV. after 6
=. N. 192
LOST - SMALL BLACK LEATHER
card case containing cards marked
Russell Brown Patterson" Reward II
returned 20 20l6 18th ST. NV. or Reading
Room. Library Of Congress. 80
LOST-EVENuNG JULY 5, LADYS
gold watch. marked &c. E" Reward
10 18th 81. Sc 80
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1865 H ST. NW.-LARGE SOUTH-FRONT
rooms. also single; summer. ISL
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FOR RENT-RooMs.

One Cent a Word Each Insertion.
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GLEN MANOR, FOREST GLEN. MD,
open for guests June Is under same
management as ChetwOode Terrace,
Iowa Circle; large house; delightful
rooms; broad piazzas; shady lawn; ten
mis-; dancing. sc. Apply Forest Glen. 1S5
COLONIAL BEACH. VA.-KEESE COT
tage now open; two blocks from beach;
for rates. l9i
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FOR sALE-BY OWNER AT MARY
land Park. new 4-room frame house
and Outbuildings. lot S0x110 feet; high ele-
walton. FRANK c. FLEURY, care flor
Isl, 18th and l SITS NV, or inquire on
premises. 2lOs
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1 nth ST. NW.-NICE FURNISHED
rOnt room, with board. North S069. 19l
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HELP WANTED-MALE.

III N1IIt o ~ Ut -uCt 4I5oC' tFOfb-
WANTED A FEW MORE LIVE,
pushing agents for Mt Ida We have
some territory not covered Good COM
missions To pushing men, Some OF our
agents are making from 500 70 500 per
week. We have q selling proposition.
Beautiful property; easy terms; low
prices. Call 1920 Aunsey Bldg, MT. /
IDA REALTY CO. $50
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MASSAGE

MRS KETGHTLEY- THE SCIENTIFIC
AasSeuSe, gives eucalyptus vapor cabi-
net baths, general massage. and cool afco-
hol friction Tor rheumatism. nervousness
and obesity. magnetic and electricity
Hours. ID 20 ; and by appointment ISas
y. y. eve. Phone NJ 1872 IS9tf
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SUMMER BOARD.

BOARDERS WANTED IN A QUIET
country home; good water; hot and cold
bath; long-distance telephone connection:
terms reasonable. Address Mrs. =. Q.
WILHOIT. Charlottesville. Va. r. +. D.
No. 2 I9
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ST. NW.-LOVELY LARGE AND
cool rooms. summer rates; good
vell-kept house: phone. l9l
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WANT AID BRANCHES
THE WASHINGTON HERALD

may be left at the main ONCE 734 FIJI
teenth street northwest, or at any OF the
Following branches, or may be telephoned
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sent for the amount due.
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FURNISHED.
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OFFICES

OFFICES
FOR RENT
1872 Q ST NV
TWO LARGE. DESIRABLE
COMMUNICATING OFFICE
ROOMS on SECOND FLOOR
FRONT: HEAT. LIGHT. AND
JANITOR SERVICE INCLUDED.
7. A HARDING CO.
1872 G ST nv. Ie3
FOR RENT-THE MARYLAND BLDG
100 II ST NV: desirable Office rooms,
including heat. light. elevator. and 5anltor
5ervices prices. S2 10 IS per room.
WEAVER BROS. 1416 F ST NV I57-tfs
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23

In the larger American cities Of late
years Santa Claus has come to be pref
ty well known to everybody who fire.
quents the business streets during the
two or three weeks preceding Christ.
mas. The Volunteers of America, or
ganized by Ballington Booth, formerly
of the Salvation Army, supply Santa
Clauses in considerable numbers.
The traditional chimney idea Is put
to practical use. A member of the Vol
unteers rigs himself up in true Kris
Kringle costume, with long coat, flow
ing white beard and fur cap. He
stands beside a miniature chimney set
on the sidewalk, on top Of which is a
large placard requesting passersby TO
drop In . coin to help send Santa Claus
down the chimney with big Christ
mas dinner for the poor or to carry
shoes, clothing or other supplies TO the
city unfortunates.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23
The Truth About Santa Claus.

write myself down as one who still
believes in Santa Claus. Don't YOU?
Are you one of those very literal folk
who have their doubts whether they
ought to let their children cling to the
beautiful old myth?
Without Imagination without dreams.
without poetry, this old world of ours
would be very wearisome place. Its
road would be sleeper than it is-mucb
like sleighing over bare ground would
our progress be as compared with
sleighing over deep. hard packed snow
The poetic myth Of the old saint
with his reindeer and his jingling bells
and his bullying pack of toys and bon
bons, has charmed a thousand genera
tons. The stocking hung by the chin
ney on Christmas eve, the children
staying awake until sleep bounced on
them like a strong man armed, the
presents filling them from top to toe
In the morning, the rush of the bare
feet hurrying fast across the floor, the
merry uproar. the bubbling laughter
The shouts Of joy-the whole of this
family pageant belongs to dear Santa
Claus. We owe it to him. Gradually,
as the golden mists of childhood clear
before the sun and the trailing clouds
Of glory" fade, our small men and wo-
men discover that Santa Claus is not
one, but ten thousand; that he is better
than they knew, being just the spirit
OF love, good will and beautiful I'M
selfishness that makes the world a
beautiful place to live in now and
makes it a good starting point for
heaven by and by. For you and me
there is hope that we may do our duty
In this world lovingly while we keep
the child heart and believe in Santa.
WAYNE HOLT.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23

While he was eating his luncheon
man whom he knew emerged from
behind his paper and came over to his
table
''Beastly panic in the wheat mar
ket," he observed rather dolefully.
Hope you're not scorched, Van"
mo money to play with, dear old
chap. I've just left a man up to his
eyes in it-Tom Truesdell. Know
him.
well rather" the other replied. II
have just dropped cool $4,000 in the
pit. If your man Truesdell has been
equally out Of luck he must be looking
forward to a rather gloomy Christ
mas. 1t means millions to him"
An hour later Van Ingen went into
the writing room and penned a note to
Mr.. TrueSdell to the effect that some
unexpected and important business
would compel him to foreSo the pleas
ure Of a further discussion of the con
templated alliance.
On Christmas eve GOodale and Van
Ingen met face to face on the street
The latter would have passed without
a sign of recognition, but Goodale
graSped his hand and greeted him cor
daily.
81 am afraid you people must have
come out of your deal rather badly"
Van Ingen stammered.
Not at ALL" declared the other ra-
dainty, with a final wiring Of his one
time rivals hand which made him
vince. 1--WE were bears. The lower
the price went the more we made.
About million is the figure"
Van Ingen smiled feebly and MUIR
INJURED his congratulations.
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Christmas Family Advice,

To Papa Remember the myth OF
Santa Claus, to keep it holy.
To Mamma-Don't worry about the
molasses candy getting on the parlor
rug. Christmas comes but once a year,
and the stores will sell you parlor
rug any day.
To Miss Belle--It is not necessary to
stand under a bunch of nistletoe if
you look at him the right way.
To Little Willy-Don't be envious of
Jimmy Jones because Santa brought
him cannon. Next year you may get
a disappearing gun. Qt will disappear
mysteriously shortly after you begin
to make a noise with it, and maybe
mamma can explain)
To Baby-Be good. dear child, and
let who will be clever.
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even an apology shouted in a voice
that seemed peculiarly disagreeablr:
Here. Goodale, Get move on and
sell all you 100000 600 bushels to-
day. Keep cool head. man"
Having given his commands. Trues-
dell turned to his visitor. You'll have
TO excuse me" he said. 81 expected u
quiet day, but the bulls are on the
warpath, and I'm having the fight of
my life. GoodaIe will be back present
iy, and he'll tell you all about it. Come
in tomorrow and II blow yon to that
luncheon--if have money enough left
10 pay for it."
The excited operator was away be
fore the startled young man could put
III word. He couldn't understand
why so rich a man as TrupSde! WAS
supposed to be should agitate himself
over his business. What was amiSs :
The idea was so irritating that he
found trifing consolation in the
fact that his wooing had gone no fur,
Their.
Just then GoOdale returned. and Van
lngcn felt it due to himself TO learn
something of the condition Of affairs
His ideas of business We're exceeding
ly vague, but he nerved himself for
the undertaking.
MIR. Truesdell seems to be unusu-
ally excited today" he began al
can't help thinking something must he
up"
Something is up" Goodale admitted
quietly. Wheat is down"
"Oh, l see." said his rival, with a
dazed look which belied his asSump-
ton Of intelligence Mr.. Truesden
has been dealing very heavily lately,
l believe"
Very heavily indeed" Goodale
agreed promptly.
MANY people will be very hard hit"
Very hard indeed"
Van Ingen concluded that he had
solved the problem. He thanked his
informant, rose languidly and proceed
eG TO his club, inwardly grateful that
he had escaped Il terrible possibility.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23

do YOU SUPPOSE THAT SANTA CLAUS
WILL FIND Us ON THE SEA 2"
On the good ship Polly the Christmas
sun shone down
And on a smiling little face beneath
agolden crown.
No happier child he saw that day on
sea or on the land
Than the captains little daughter
with her treasures in her
hand.
For never was stocking so filled
with curious things.
There were bracelets made of pretty
shells and rosy coral strings,
An elephant carved deity from a bit
of ivory tusk,
"A fan, an alligator tooth and lit
tie bag of musk.
Not a tar aboard the Polly but felt
the Christmas cheer,
For the captains little daughter was
to every sailor dear.
They heard Christmas carol in the
shrielzing wintry gust,
For a child had touched them by her
simple, loving trust.
With 20 heave no and 20 heaye
no!
For ships must sail
Though fierce the gale
And loud the tempests blow.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23
BOBBrS Christians PLANT,
By WILLIS HAWKINS.

Copyright. 1912. by American Press
Association
e NJ awful tired O bein' rich.
1 think it was a pity
IL We come into the money which
EHticad us to the city.
] wish that we was poor again
An back in Pawpaw Center
Alvin as We ust to when
We was so much CONTENDER.
Pa didn't have that worried look
An ma was never nervous
Before we had a chef to cook
An a butler man to serve US.
Id ruther be the way we was,
All feelin' fine an happy,
With simple cookin such as mas
That never made us scrappy.
An then the Tugs the girls put on
think it's awful silly
That Mary Jane is Marie Zhon"
An Nellie is "Natilie."
But, gracious, they sit mad at me
When I say Nell" or Mary"
Though that was what they ust to be
When they was 'tendin' dairy.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23

Them days I knew a lot O. boys
That could play an fight with
An swap my marbles an my toys
Or so an stay all night with
But now that I'm rich mans Sc
There'd be great sensation
If I should play with any one
Beneath my lofty station.
An now that Christmas time is near
An Sanity Claus is comm
1 don't see how he'll git in here
Unless it's through the plumbin'.
Instead O chimneys we have wires
Where 'lectric currents sizzle,
An guess where you don't have
fires
Your Chris mus is a fzzle.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23
CHRISTMAS ON THE POLLY.
By FRANK H. SWEET.

Copyright. 1893, by American Press
Association
1T was the good ship Polly. and
she sailed the wintry sea,
- For ships must sail though
fierce the gale, and a pre-
cious freight had she.
'Twas the captains little daughter
stood beside her fathers
chair
And illumined the dingy cabin with
the sunshine of her hair.
With 20 heave no and 20 heave
no!
For ships must sail
Though fierce the gale
And loud the tempests blow.
The captains fingers rested on the
pretty, curly head.
Tomorrow will be Christmas day."
the little maiden said
do you suppose that Santa Claus
will find us on the sea
And make believe the stovepipe is
chimney just for me?
Loud laughed the jovial captain and
by my faith" he cried,
eff he should come we'll let him
know he has friend inside"
And many a rugged sailor cast
loving look that night
At the stovepipe where lonely lit
tie stocking futtered white.
With 20 heave no and a 20 heave
no!
For ships must sail
Though fierce the gale
And loud the tempests blow.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23

Peaeoeks For Turkeys.
Peacocks formerly took the place Of
turkeys ON the Christmas table.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23
Old Folk at Home Remembered.

A good many hundred thousand dol
lars have been shipped home to Euro
for Christmas, through the banks,
foreigners employed in America. This
year, probably because of the high
rates of wages, the banks have been
buster with this class of exchange
than usual. The bulk of the drafts go
to England and Ireland. Servants send
most of this money, and none is APP
parently so poor OF ragged that he or
she has not at least the equivalent OF
pound sterling to send home to the
old folks.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-12-23
Christmas.

Sing holly now and mistletoe
And all resentment from your heart,
Sing the accessories which show
And in this joyous day have part;
Sing help to him YOU fain would wrong
And good to him you would deride;
Lift up your heart in JOY and song
And sing the Christ back to your side
EBERT SHERMAN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14

professional man in town who re-
CARDS his time as valuable has devised
an effective plan for handling obstrep-
erous and persistent onversationalists
He has on his desk a small alarm clock.
when a visitor of unpleasant propensi-
TIES IS announced this man picks up
ms clock, sets the alarm for three min
utes ahead, and receives his caller Time
goes by, and then the clock does its
duty. The busy man starts as he hears
the sound. cOnsu'ts his watch, and then
rises with hasty apology "I'm
mighty sorry we wen t be able to dis
euss that longer" he says, ''but I've
an important engagement at this hour,
and simply must keep it,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14


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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14

A High Street small bow. about FIVE
years old, was taken to an entertain
meht by his mother the other evening.
IL was 1880 O'Clock when they reach.
ed home and the little fellow was very
tired and sleepy. He undressed quick
~ and hoped into bed. George. -
said his mother sternly, 81 m surprised
at you - 'Why, mammal he asked.
You didn't say your prayers. Get
right out of that bed and saw them. ,,
+" Aw mamma came from the tired
youngster, "what s the use of wakin
the Lord up at this time of night to
hear me pray7''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14

Senator fernando De Soto Money. OF
Mls,slsslpRls it is said, has the ability
TO De more acutely annoying than al.
most any other senator when he starts
ana he starts at slight provocation,
one OF the stories current in WASHING.
ton is of certain aged correspondent.
who may be called Dan Smith. "poor
old Dan,' said one friend to another
" lie s getting horribly absent-minded
can t even recognize faces. ~ "And
WhyY'1 asked the other friend. "Toid
me today he had had a pleasant talk
with Senator Money!
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14

A young country chap once got a job
IN a city grocery. He was very eau
tlous IN his new berth-they had told
him at home that the city people would
try to josh him because he was green.
He kept sharp lookout accordingly
for joshers. A sober old maid entered
the grocery one morning. 81 want
some bird seed, please" she said. The
new clerk sneered and answered. seorn-
fully: "No, We don't, lady. Ye can t
josh me. Birds grows from eggs. not
seeds. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14

A charming girl of eighteen, the
daughter of Western publisher and
quite a society queen in her own city.
mad been brought to Washington by
her father, and at one of the White
house receptions was presented to
President Roosevelt. As her small hand
disappeared within the hearty grasp of
the President the maiden looked up at
MN and smiling sweetly said Tim
awtully glad to meet you, Mr.. Roose-
welt. | We often heard father speak of
you. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14
Stearns' Headache Waters

MUS" "nen are home-y
you against he annoyance of other on
stearns Headache Waters look and the
waters certainly indicate purity ~
a - 49, O1'' anu
y are SO muh better than other your own interest de-
mands that insist STEAMSHIP genuine w. ' nc
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-14

President Hadley is never without
a ready and witty remark Yale s Sun
day services are addressed by promi
nent clergymen of many denominations
and from many cities When these
visiting preachers occasionally ask
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President Hadley how long thew shah
speak he invariably replies: There
is no limit, sir, upon the time you NAV
preach; but there is a Yale Tradition
that no souls are saved after the firsf
twenty minutes. -
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You Can't Be Happy With a Headache

Probably more pleasure spoiled because of headache
- Ao"u@one- -an from any
"hen your head aches it YOU ubannv Int - . - -
TO interfere with the pleasure around n ona ~
pected to cheerful 1
And there is no need of suffering Keep a box Of fs
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-08-26

w. L. Lee. in charge of the corps OF
Government engineers cane in from
Coal creek on the North Fork Tuesday
ana having finished his work for this
season, goes at once to Washington
where reports VIII be niade up OF the
field wo.x done by him. lie has ex.
amIueu all the coal measures in this
section extending over to the North
Fork country which was done by him
last year aud the report will embrace all
the ground covered during his last two
summers work. The object OF this sur
vey has been to classify all coal lands in
the district covered by him and report
the areas containing coal to the govurn-
ment. He states that it will be some.
time before the land is thrown open to
purchase or lease from the fact that
there are no corners located by which
the land Can be identified and resuryey
will have to be made by the government
tefore anything can be done.