New-York tribune., 1909-12-13
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Paz Ferrer. the daughter OF the recently
executed Spanish agitator. whose violent
srTaignment Of the Clerical party made her
a conspicuous figure shortly after the death
of her father Is credited with having much
histrionic ability. She is said to he hard
al work now, under the guidance Of good
teachers, who hope to see her make her
entrance on the stage within few weeks.
4 portrait of the Young woman which has
been widely circulated shows her to be
slender and graceful with wealth OF Jet
black hair and eyes Of which her biogTapher
says. They are Spanish. and could not
be mistaken"
Patience-It takes two to make a quar-
rel. YOU know.
Patrice-And yet I have known quarrels
TO occur when two persons have been made
onc.-fonker'S Statesman.
The story that beer is rapidly displacing
wine has been told so often that 1T ceases
to attract attention. says a writer In the
Post" of Vienna. Most of those people
who have not yet acquired the beer habit
would be compelled to do so now IL the
Austrian vintage of 1899 were TO be depend
ed upon. because it will be an exceedingly
expensive luxury. The crop. which prom
ised to he large. was reduced by nearly
three-fifths through rain. hail and frost. In
40 districts the vintage was practically
wiped out. and wine of-she 1909 brand will
be scarce"
Sire-What becomes OF all the money you
get from me?
Son-I give II up, dad.-Chicago News.
This paper cost ms s. CO. said a man
in a Wall Street office a few days ago,
holding up a copy of The Tribune, and in
answer to the remark: What's the an
swer'' said: II helped myself to it from a
stand. where | buy my papers regularly.
this morning. The boy was not there, 1
had no pennies and started across the
street to get change. A gust of wind
took off my hat, and it was mashed out of
shape before l recovered it. and when
got back TO the stand with change 1 found
that I'd forgotten TO put the restraining
brick OH the papers ard that eight of them
had gone the way OF my hat. OF course
felt that i had 10 pay for these. and. with
the cost of a new hat. there you are. Why
didn't / wait to pay tomorrow? In my
present frame of mind I could not an
swer that question without calling myself
names"
Janitor-Yho was dat whistlin down de
tube?
Helper-womsn on de third floor front
JanltOr-Ht de third pipe a couple o
times wit de hsmmer.-Boston Herald.
-Four real daughters Of 1sl2." sisters.
two OF them residents of Chicago. are to
be together for the first time in many
years next month for the specific purpose
of entertaining members of the Illinois
Society of Daughters of 1S2 Two of the sis
ters-Mrs. NJ. L. Satterlee. eighty-nine years
old. of Chicago. and Mrs. A., r. Chaplin. of
Rockford, IIl.-at "A luncheon OF the Daugh-
ters extended an invitation 10 all to at
tend a reception at Mrs. Satterlees home
on January S given by them and two
naming sisters. Mrs. James l. Hervey. of
Chicago. and Mrs. Elizabeth Jones, of
Jacksonville. Orc. The sisters are the chill
dren of William Twogood. who ran. away
from his home at Pittstown, y. ". % be-
come a drummer boy in the American
army.
IF you don't like this Christmas feel
ing" the happy man said To the Old Grum-
bier. lust pour II back in tile Jug
In pouring it, he said. he careful. In
plain words, be sure that you don't spill
any!'-Atlanta Constitution.
What do you think OF Cooks chances
now?' asked Peary partisan of a believer
in the Brooklyn explorer after they had
both read the sensational manufactured
evidence story.
I'm afraid his chances are expressed In
the name OF one of the parties to the con-
troversy. 'Dunkle or 'Dunkel' is the Ger
man for dark "
The Judge-YOu say that because OF in
juries inflicted by your wife you have been
unable To pursue your vocation. What is
your business, sir?
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