The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-29

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op,lmism il a whIsswaah Tor che
hlupa
From tts rnisins stones point q
Wow. moas MAY aet be a aepirahle
There are aimsss 40 many differ
ent brands % fufafm as there are
- religion.
A mana friends can sometimes
make him more uncomsegt@hiu than
hia aHemies.
Macy a man who tells You he Is
deserving ta imekY a. escape shat
he deserves.
The man who contracts utamefna
/ palsuuius from ealing iehatpFs pre5.
ably eats pso ntsny
whsn : Eiri beasts that shs has
man ~ her feet 80 natufahY Nens
der who threw him there
HsaE nlghsaas aiwAYs rsmlaaa
thstf HeaK- Hes AL Strapped ~
/ 10 himself
The nan Who does thn nfaH3 talk
ina aboat staudins up Tor the wesk
I ~ acH doesn't always Etra up his
ssai in = crowded caf.
afiss Antique lsufferinR from psa.
ratEtaJ oh. my face pains the. Mias
gsausftaur--Whg don't Pou consult
--sr-a beauty eposorf
she uaver VIII be Miaaed--A Mrs.
The greatest ambition any ran
can hRvs 10 TO b. happy.
Love Is the tender passion. bat
somssinte# ~ seems pretty tough.
Women must hsys spring hats
whethsr 40 have any spring or not
All the worries stage. with
about a hundred unarrssudies Tor
every star.
No. MAuas. dear there - no aar
tiArity bngE counter rirFtfant
and free Lunch.
The man who hopes 70 wake up
and fiud himself famous shouldn't
depend entirely upon an alarm clock
Even IN the prohibition states
there ls no law against raising hops.
80 tho frng Industry stiu fi0uriahss
wlrg- william wright says an
earopiana II a. safe as an aufofno-
waxz safer. ray boy. II you are
gcing 70 cross street
Pnfernss Advice.
Daughter Thta ia my very own
| piano. isn't n. dadf
| FntheF--Yoa.
DauRhter-And when marry I
shall take n with mHr
Father--Yea hut don't tell anyone
/ III might spoil your chances Lon
don opinion.
Fffsetuai.
CLERK The uAn Ia room 20 has
been drunk for two days.
proprietnr--Sh0w him his Bill
That ought 20 aohsr him John Bull.
some people never crack a Joke
without damaging a.
Lots 81 our good intentions die
from lack Of nourishment
silence f. golden. when u IL pur-
! chased with hush money.
Many . man has gone 20 the bad
| trying 70 be a good fellow
You can nail iie. but oven tina,
won't always keep u down.
where a spring opening II an
ncuucea, the women VIII always
drop In.
Tho emergencies that We are pre-
pared for are generally those that
don't turn up.
No.. xy4,o,. a. az hat .esnor for
balloonlug1 Joax--ln fly time.
suppose.
Hlobbs wigwag has about 80
clocks ASobhA-@ Yes. everything goes
in the Wiswag hotNchoid.
-
They we're being escorted through
the insane asylum. You seem %
be very popular with your patients,
marked one ~ tho Visitors. Yes"
replied the superintendent "all the
inmates seem TO be Just crazy about
me"
some men spend more ~ their
lives preaching than praoticing.
II IL hotter 10 extend the glad
hand than to point the finger Of
acorn.
Make a remedy worse than the
disease and most people will take II.
Biobba-Young Cntrox IN simply
raising Cain. sl0bba--Y Yes. he has
made a fortune In sugar.
n frequently happens that we
don't see our opportunities until
some other fellow has taken al
vantage Of them.
You can generally reach a mans
heart through hls stomach. provided
you are not sidctracked BY indiges-
ton