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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

A man SO years old, a deaf mute,
whose relations swore he had never
spoken a word In his life. was ar
reTted and fined In Tacoma yesterday
for speaking to a couple OF girls he
did not know. The girls swore that
he spoke to thom, and the gallant
Judge took their word for Il.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
You New re Can Tell

Just exactly the cause OF you rheu-
latism, but you know you have II.
Liniment will cure TT relieves the
pain-reduees the swelling and linn
bers the joints and muscles so that
you will be as active and we'll as you
ever were. Price 25c. soc and 800
Sold by all druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
l.. NJ. II U NJ

Has medicine which viii cure ana
known disease. He makes a special
ty OF. ane guarantees to cure catarrh
Asthma. Lung. Throat. Rheumatism
Debility. Stomach, Liver. kidney
Troubles; also any blackened OF
swollen soreness. broken limbs;
Smallpox; Epidemic; all kinds ol
Boils. Lost Manhood. Female Weak
ness. Hernls Troubles and Paralysis
Consultation free. Care OF Yiek Sc
Tong Co.. Chinese drugs and herbs
i6S High st.. upstairs. Salem. Or
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

A subscriber writes The Journal
that he has been very much moved
by the spirit of civic Improvement.
For S2.20 cents he has out the hay
three feet high in his front yard and
made two tons that will save him
buying any for his cows. His yard
looks little wllted, but he can see
out.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
OF interest TO Farmers and Mechan-
ass State st.

OF interest TO Farmers and Mechan-
ics.
Farmers and mechanics frequent
ly meet with slight accidents and In
juries which cause them much an
noyance and loss OF time. A cut or
bruise may be cured In about one
thind the time usually required by
applying Chamberlain's Lniment as
soon as the injury is received. This
liniment Is also valuable for sprains,
soreness OF the muscles and rheuma-
tic pains. There Is no danger OF
blood poisoning resulting from an
injury when Chamberlain's Lini-
ment Is applied before the parts be-
come inflamel and swollen. For
sale by all good drnggists-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

Many OF our citizens are drifting
ing towards Bright's disease by ne
glecting symptoms OF kidney and
bladder trouble which Foley's Kid
ney Remedy will quickly cure. ]. @.
Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
Sam Casio
FAMOUS HORSE TRAINER.

Ia now located at Candy orsgoa
the best winter quarters In the Nortk
west for training and developinT
young horses. Sam has room for 5
few more prospects. either for the
road or track and would like e
communicate with anybody wishIRz
their horse trained. Mr.. Casio o
conceded TO be the best colt man 10
the West and his success on the the
Salem track bears out this statement.
Terms reasonable and satisfaction
guaranteed. Address
SAM CASTRO. Candy, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
stomach Troubles.

Many remarkable cures of stomach
troubles have been effected by Cham
berlaln's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
One man who had spent over two
thousand dollar1 for medicine and
treatment was cured by a few boxes
of these tablets. Price, 25 cents.
Samples free at all good druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

The planters In Hawaii. who em-
ployed japanese laborers because
they were cheap, are now getting
some rather costly results.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

The Grand Army men OF Wood
burn condemn the passage OF the
hunters and anglers license laws.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

John d. Rockefeller went TO
church Sunday. According TO the
scriptures, that will be about as far
on the road TO heaven as he will get
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17

Linn county has a low death rate.
IL might be improved on.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
Q. T. G. Co.

.teamers PomoL and Oregona
leave for Portland Monday. Wednes-
day and Friday at 10 a. m; Tues
day, Thursday and Saturday at 9
a. m. For Corvallis Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday about D. m.
M. =. BALDWIN, Agent.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-17
Brainy
Women

Are those who win have us iauhder
their waists. delicate lingerie. etc.
Our facilities are those OF the
best for the perfect handling OF this
character OF work. Our help Ia
thoroughly experienced. and much
more skilfzll than most help you can
secure to come 20 your home or to
take out"
a trial will make you a client Of
ours
salem Laundry Co.
Telephone sS. Iso-iOO S. Liberty ST..
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28

II. O. Roesch, Of Oregon, who won the
Governors match last week, made the
remarkable score OF 1875 out of pos
sihle 20o at slow ire 200 GOO, 800 ami
tooo yard targets, thereby winning
the prize for the highest slow fire
score.
Roesch also won the match defeat
ing SIS competitors with recorl
score Of 339 which is above the score
by which Lieutenant Rothr0ck, Of
Ohio. who took the honors last year,
z. c. Clifton of the navy, with a per
feet score captured the special prize
for the high skirmish score.
Among the other prize winners in
the individual matches We're: Gold
medal. Z. Linaroth, Illinois, with 325;
C. NJ. Gale, Illinois, 323.
silyer-H H Hail. Minnesota, BIS,
l.. N Felt. Illinois, 81,
B7ouza. T.. r. nons0n. iowa, 800; J
n4-tersou. Michigan $l2.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28

majority; he has described himself as
its humble instrument he has chal-
leaged the insurgents to appeal TO the
majority and depose him. If the
president himself intends to ask con
gress in plain words to pass postal
savings bill the Republican majority
will have an excellent opportunity to
put Cannonism to the test.
1t can command the committee TO
report: il can force consideration OF
the subject it can teach the speaker
to mind his own business. With the
moral support of the administration,
within constitutional limits, aud OF
public sentiment, the progressives in
the house can put postal bank bill
through, regardless of bourbonism or
buncombe in the chair.-Rccord-Her-
aid
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28

to believe that all was not so we'll
For instance the arrival of two tanks
marked oxygen, and small cot
such as is used in hospitals for moving
patients.
Coincident with these came two
men supposed to be specialists These
incidents caused the rumor that Ha-
riman is to be operated on but no con-
firmation could be obtained tonight
Robt L. Garry, Harrimans son-in-law,
this afternoon said the patient spert
a good part of the day out doors, and
denied that any operation is to be pei
formed.
Late in the afternoon Garry took
three strangers up the mountain in an
automobile. These strangers besides
the two who had arrived earlier in the
day. makes five who were brought to
the Hartman house with every evil
.deDce of haste Whether or not they
We're surgeons or nurses could not he
ascertained, but everything points to
the fact that the worlds greatest rail.
road man is about to undergo an opc-
ration.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
POSTAL EANKS, TAFT, CANNON,

President Taft has been discussing
postal savings banks with his callers
at Beverly and goiAg over the various
objections to the reform which the
administration and the Republican
party are pledged speedily to secure.
1t is highly gratifying, though not in
the least surprising. to gather that
Mr. Taft sees no force in the belated
criticisms of mossbacks which have
been really outlawed, so far az the
party in power is concerned, since
the national platform puts them out
Of the court These mossbacks
imagine themselves 10 be opposed to
"paternalsm' in government when
ever it srits them, bur grab special
privileges for their friends at every
opportunity,
The question has been thoroughly
discussed and in principle settled be-
You'd controversy The present reed
and duty is action. not resurrection
of old excuses and fallacies. II is no
secret that the speaker is opposed to
postal savings banks. and whether or
rot he has actually succeeded in pack
ing the committee mat has charge
of the subject we have heard too
much vague talk of the alleged dan.
ger of proceeding with legislation in
advance Of tho comprehensive cur
rency and banking reforms to be
recommended by the national none
tary commission, Such talk begets
suspicion Of bad faith, especially in
view Of the present uncertainty as to
the time the commission may require
for the completion of its investiga-
tons and the preparation of it's final
report. To suggest a little reasonable
delay is one thing, TO postpone a
necessary and promised reform in.
form is a very different thirg
The postal savings bill should lie
taken up at the next Sssion and en-
acted into law. Speaker Cannon is
not the administration, not the party
Tor even the house and the people are
In no mood to permit him and his
little clique to con.roi legislation ant
decide what is good for them at thi
or that time. If at all. The day o
his "czardom" is past He has him
self, in his various apologies, dis
claimed any desire to dictate to tn
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
ENGL|SHMAN WON
The BIC RACE
FARMAN BIPLANG GOES HIS
MILES IN 8 HOURS 4 MIN,
IS 2.5 SEC.
FLEW IN The DARKNESS
Official Time Keepers With
drew After Prix de la
Champagne Event.

Rheims. Aug. 2l--Henry Farman,
the English aviator, in biplane of
his own design, broke the worlds
record for duration of flight and dis
lance in 4 heavier than air machine
today and won the Grand Prix de la
Champagne--endurance testify a
flight officially recorded as HIS
miles in , hours, minutes and So %
seconds
He actually covered an extra ten
kilometres and renamed in the air
ten minutes after 1880 this evening,
the hour the time keepers, under the
rules, ceased to keep a record of the
flight. The time keepers had with.
drawn from their official positions aud
the crowd waited patiently Sudden.
ly OUT of the darkness. a ghostly
thing appeared in frcnt Of the tribune
and came to earth on the starting
line. A great cheer arose and hun
dreds Of persons yauted the fence to
greet the hero OF the moment,
Farman was helped out of his seat.
Theh a score of persons lifted him
aloft and bore him in triumph on
their shoulders to the presidential
tribune, where NJ. MilIerand, minister
of public works, made a brief address
congratulang him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
FINE RACES RUN
At the Joliet Meeting of the Great
Western Circuit Yesterday
The Results.

Joliet, Ill.,, Aug. 27.-t'iye races on
the card OF tine Great WFsrFTU HTCgT-
irg were run today, and resulted as
follows:
2:l4 pace, $1,000 Ora Jackson.
won; Bird H, second; Wilkesbrino,
third Time 2:09a
2:25 pace, $500 Pauline PAUL.
won. John Brydoa. second; Sunny
Jim, third. Time 2:11A.
2:15 trot. $1,000. Montel won
Marnut, second; Belbar third Time
2:14t2.
Free-for-all pace, $500 Bland s.
won Mona Wilkes, second; r. f. D.,
third. Time 2:O7.
2:17 pace, $500 Red and Black,
wor; Kate Dillon, second Nancy c
third. Time 2:1OH.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
| LASTING PEACE
NOW IN SIGHT
IN CHICAGO STREET RAILWAY
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS FIVE
YEAR CONTRACT PLAN WILL
BE ACCEPTED.

Chicago, Aug. 27.--Lasting peace in
the street railway situation in Chicago
will be made certain in an agreement
which will be adopted next Monday
according to the outlook tonight.
A plan to settle the wage controver-
sy on five years basis has been pro.
posed and an answer will be given
Monday. Both the union men and the
officials of the street railway com
panies predict that the plan will be
adopted. 1t gives the old employees
80 cents an hour at once and new
men % cents an hour and an increase
of one cent an hour each year until
the contract expires.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
OWNERS RESPONSIBLE
For the Deaths That Occurred on the
indianapolis Motor Speedway
Last Week.

Indianapolis. Aug. 27.--The owners
of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway
are held responsible for the several
deaths that occurred in the accidents
during the recent automobile races
in the coroner's decision made public
this evening. The coroner will re-
port the matter fo. the grand jury
investigation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
CRYING FOR HELP
acts of it in Cairo, But Daily Grow.
ing Less.

The kidneys cry for help.
Not an organ in the whole body so
ielicately constructed.
Not one so important to health.
The kidneys are the filters of the
blood.
When they fail the blood becomes
foul and poisonous.
There can be no health where
there is poisoned blood.
Backache is one of the first indica
tons of kidney trouble,
1t is the kidneys cry for help
Heed it.
Doan's Kidney Pills are what is
wanted.
Are Just what oyerworked kidneys
need.
They strengthen and inyigorate the
Kidneys; help them to do their work;
never fail to cure any case of kidney
disease.
Read the proof from Cairo citizen
Mrs. Frank knapp, 413 Walnut
street, Cairo, ILL.,, says: "Doan's Kid
uey Pills cured me of a severe at
tack of backache nearly four years
ago and | have never had return
of the trouble. | know this remedy
to be one that lives up to their repre-
and | am glad to recon-
mend it."
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster.Milburrn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole egents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doans sand
lake no other.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
MIGHT OPERATE
ON HRRR|MAN
ALL INDICATIONS POINT TO THIS
--RELATIVE MAKES DE-
NAL HOWEVER.
TWO TANKS OF OXYGEN
And Small Hospital Cot Taken TO
Railroads Kings Mountain Home
Yesterday-Five Strangers
Also Arrive.

Arden, y. y, Aug. 27.-Whatcver b.
Il. H. HaTiman's ailment whatever
his true condition the public is not TO
know until he and his family decide
that such an announcement is oppoe-
tune.
Scraps of news, dropped from the
lips of relatives, associates and EN-
ployes, indicate that he spent a quiet
day, part of il out Of doors, but there
were other incidents which lead some
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28

The Bulletin Is on sale at the fol
lowing places:
coleman's, 2t4 Eighth street,
Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
RUM MAGE SALE.

The ladies of the w. G. 7. t. will
hold rummage sale at Twenty first
aud Sycamore streets III the Stone
Eros. Building, Friday and Saturday
of this week.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average number of complete and
perfect copies of The Cairo Bull
letin printed daily and Sunday
during the year 1908. ........ .20S4
Average number Of complete and
perfect copies of The Cairo Bull
1etin printed daily and Sunday
during the month of July, 1909 .213c
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County, iIllnsIh
Population 16,t47.

Cairo, Alexander County, iIilrsis
Population 16,t47.
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, f. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer, FRANK p. ARM.
STRON
City Attorney, HUNTER BIRD.
Comptroller, ERNEST NORDMAN.
Magistrate, ANDREW WHITCAMP.
Chief OF Police, NJ. 8 EGAN.
Alexander County Population z7,467
County Clerk JESSE r. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk ALFRED BROWN.
Sheriff FRANK r. DAVIS.
States Attorney, ALEX NJ. WILSON,
County Superintendent OF Schools,
PROF. S. f. GOTT.
Assessor and Treasurer, FRED Il
NELLIS,
Coroner, nR, JAS. M'MANUs.
Board OF County Commissioners
]. ]. JENNELI.E Chairman.
G. v. NEFF.
DR.. EDW1E GAUeN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
July Circulation,


The above is a correct statement oil
the circulation of the Cairo Bulletin
for the year 1908 and for the month
Of July, 1909.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and swoNn to before me
this 5th day of August, 1908
LEO J. kLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
Fer Tired Nerves.

A soothing drink FOR tired nerves n
cup of scalded milk.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28

HICKORY STOVE WOOD $3.50
Big load, stove size, delivered. Both
phones. Clark-Danforth Handle Co.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
TIME CARD CAIRO ELECTRIC RVS

Rolf I Sne cars due to leave Second 81. &C
ssSH .sht Ing north on Com mi rctal Ave
every IL minutes from 6 q. m, to II D. n
Going northon Walnut Steyery liz minuieg
from SOS a. m to 1858 .. m.
Poplar ST. Line a0 ssUs ss ave ca & que
ing north on Holhronk: at baS7; B.g7: aA9: All
7l2 am. and on the same minutes every hour
until i0a2 and 1l:l2 p. m.
Going west on Twenty Eighth ST. ~ B:tH
R:l9; S:34, 6:4s and 7:04 a. m. and on same min.
ntes every hour until 1924 and li:o4 p, m.
Poplar st. cars due TO pass St. Mafy's park
ID minutes after leaving Second ST
Belt Line Owl Cars n nor, ! on =, walnut ,s.a
M; lS0 a. M; 2'aO .. M: BIO a, M; ago 4, m
$50 a. IN. =
North on Commerciaie-l2 D, m, =, m, r
m a. IN. A u. m. 6 n. IN. VA 1
Belt and Owl cars are dus 10 pass weY
Thirty fourth ST IL minutes amer iesvln
Sec nd st
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28
PITTSBURC WINS GAME:

CONCLUDED from First Pai:sl.S
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-28

Dubuque in a fifteen innaag satne.
ard then played five innings. to- s..tie,.
the second being sal!e.' 'oE ':acroi!ntt
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-10
A Spas Curious oriain.


The discovery of the famous Wood
hall spa in Lincolnshire was very curl
GUS Just about hundred years ago
q shaft was sunk in search Of coal. but
the effort had to be abandoned owing
to a rush of water. In time the water
found it's way into small brook, and
In due course the Inhabitants began TO
speak of the curative powers of the
stream. Science investigated the mys-
terry and discovered that the water in
the coalless shaft was richly impreg-
mated with various salts and bromine
and iodine. Biologists expressed the
interesting opinion that ages ago the
place was the sandy bed of a shallow
lagoon or bay Of a tropical sea where
seaweeds of giant growth abounded.
mighty CONFUSION of nature lowered
the sea bed, great river flowed over
the place, and In tine it's debris was
formed into mass Of spongy rock or
sandstone Forcing itself through this
mass at great pressure some GOO feet
below the ground, the water now ex-
tracts the constituents Of the original
seaweed.-London Family Herald.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-10
oIden Tea Table Etiquette.

Tea table etiquette was somewhat
complicated in the days Of that hard
ened and shameless tea drinker," DIR.
Johnson, when many people thought
nothing of drinking ten or twelve cups
at a sitting. 1t was considered proper
for the cups and saucers of a party OF
tea drinkers to be all passed up to the
hostess In one batch when replenish-
ment was considered necessary, and in
order that each person might be sure
Of getting back the right cup the tea
spoons were numbered. When the
cups were passed up those who did
not require any more were supposed to
place the spoon in the cup. And this
writer remembers very ancient dame
teaching small boy TO place his spoon
in his cup after the first cup had been
emptied. He wondered for the rea-
son. Now he knows that tea was
once very expensive. and little boys
were not expected to ask against
James Gazette.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-10
A Weddina Hint.


The tall girl smiled In some embar.
rassment
Haven't you any secondhand shoes
she said to the shoe clerk.
But. miss be demonstrated
NO. no: you misunderstood. said
she. Il don't mean to wear. | just
mean old shoes. too worn for use. that
customers have left with you. You
see. there's wedding up at our house
tomorrow. and we want something to
throw at the bride and bridegroom"
Il see." said the clerk
He rummaged in a black hole and
drew forth an armfuI of dllapidatpd
footwear. The girl selected some
threeS. two and ones.
These will do. Thanks ever so
much" she said. and SO departed
big footed people are always work
ing that on u.s." said the clerk after
ward. THAT girl wears Fights. She
couldn't very well throw such mud
scows at the bride. so she chose some
little and dainty shoes here-ones aud
twos. Oh. yes. it's an old trick with
the big footed."-Los Angeles FINES
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-10
ONLY One BEST. !"
Edgerton People Give Credit
Where Credit is Due.

Edg6rtOn People Give Credit
Where Credit is Due.
People OF Edgerton who suffer with
sick kidneys and bad backs want a kid
ney remedy that can be depended upon.
The best is Doan's Kidney Pills, medi-
cine for the kidneys only, made from
pure roots and herbs, and the only one
that is backed by cures in Edgerton.
Here's Edgerton testimoney:
John Pollard, Edgerton, Wis, says, Il
have used Doan's Kidney Pills at differ
ent times for several years and from the
results received, have no hesitancy in
recommending them, | suffered for
some time from dull pain in the small
OF my back and was caused great deal
OF annoyance by disordered condition
OF the kidneys. When Doan's Kidney
Pills were brought to my attention, |
concluded to give them trial and pro-
cured box at w. G. Atwells drug store.
This remedy gave me relief in short
time and | continued using it until was
free from my trouble. Since then when
ever feel any symptoms of its return, |
at once appeal to Doan's Kidney Pills
and they never fail to Danish the attack"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name--Doan's = and
take no other.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-10
Saracen,s Head Tavern.

The Saracen's Head. Snow Hill. now
closed. reached back TO respectable
antiquity. In "Dick Iariton's Jests''
1t is referred to as THE Saracen's
Head without Newgate." and Stow
calls 1t "a fair and large inn for re-
ceipt of Travellers which hath TO
sign the Sarazen's Head" Its pre-
eminent interest. however, is natural
~ Dickensian. and the novelist has
given a vivid description OF the old
inn as 1t was when Nicholas Nickleby
and his uncle interviewed there the
master of Dotheboys Hall. There are
various accounts of the origin Of the
sign of the Saracen's Head. One is
that 1t was set up as compliment to
the mother Of Thomas a Beckett, who
was the daughter Of Saracen. In
Selden's Table Talk" we read. When
our countrymen came home from
fighting with the Saracens
they pictured them with huge, big,
terrible faces, as you still see the sign
Of the Saracen's Head is."-London
Chronicle.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-10
The Sneeze.

There exists an ancient semi-metiic;ti
statement which tells US that fac
sneeze is healthy and should not be
suppressed 1t is one of those sock
sayings which are always uttered by
laymen on the vague authority OF
some traditional doctor whose tane is
suppressed in favor Of the adjective
eminent" 1t is one Of the things
about which you mentally pledge your
self to ask your own doctor. but when
1t comes to the point you never do,
Either you do not get the opportunity
or IL chance does present itself III,
inner voice seems to warn you to let
it be until some future occasion 10
our own mind the odds are that slieez,
ing is wholesome habit. for it is an
unpleasant one. OF course there are
people who can sneeZe and not look
ridiculous, but they are few. Any one
caught in the act of trying to suppress
a sneeze is a terrible addition to the
landscape. and II you want to sneeze
and cannot what gargoyle could hold a
candle to you? That hideously con-
torted face. that quivering mouth aud
that detected nostril- why, your coun-
tenance is something worth building
two cathedrals round! 1t is as though
some mad potter were gripping your
facial clay and wrenching it this way
and that to amuse his frenzied humor.
Have you ever heard succession OK
half dozen sneeZes? 1t is an ex-
perience that has an extraordinarily ir-
ritating effect-I.ondon Globe.