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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17

W. S. Hunter. physician and surgeon.
of1ce and res. 1119 Eas. 9Th. Ind. 1863
Seventeen ladies of the G.. I. A. were
p1 esent at their hall Friday afternoon
at the reception given in honor of the
eighteenth anniversary of that division
by the five charter members, now liv-
ing in the city. The members are Mrs.
Amos Beeler, Mrs. James Ro1lo, Mrs
and Mrs. Mary Fuller
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Wilson spent a
few days of last week here on a short
visit with their parents.
Misses Bertha and Belle Enochs of
Granville spent Sunday here the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Hastings of
301 Lake street.
Mrs. M. o. Smith. of Lake street, is
improving and is able to be out and
around again after several days seri-
Gus illness.
Mrs. Carl Kingstrom, of Tyler street,
spent Friday of last week here the
guest of Mrs. r. w. Stockwell.
Mr.. F. A. Crawford. who has spent
the winter in Mississippi. stopped here
Saturday and visited his sister, Mrs. G.
H F'lintham, of 2Os Klein street, while
on his way to Colorado Springs where
he will spend the summer.
The Kings Daughters of the Presby-
terrain church will hold their regular
meeting at the, church this evening.
! Mrs. Hattie Krosier, of Carbonate,
returned home Saturday after spend
| ing several days here visiting relatives
and friends.
Mrs. Ed Bunday of southern Kansas
| is spending few days the guest of
Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Rhodes of Lake
street.
Mrs. DR.. Weeks. who has been seri-
Gus i'll for several weeks, remains about
| the same.
| Rev. Chas. Weeks returned to his
home IN Lyons after spending several
days here, called by the illness of his
mother
Mrs. ]. Stoves and children have re-
turned home after spending several
| days with her parents in Wabaunsee
county.
Geo. Layne returned home Saturday
evening from Rossville where he spent
several days on a business trip.
Mrs. Voorhis is quite sick at the home
of her daughter, Mrs. Thomas VerIin of
Chandler street.
Mildred, the little daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. VIM. Ravens of 30 North
Lake street, who is quite i'll with an at
tack of pneumonia is improving.
Mr.. Dan Lane returned home Friday
evening from Hutchinson after spend
ing a week there visiting friends
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17
A. F. COLSON RESIGNS.
FORMER Steward of EIks CTuh VIII
Manage Country Club Cafe.

A r Coison has resigned his posi-
ton as manager of the E,Ilss, cl,,h -
ana VIII have charge of the Counfrv
ciuo cafe this summer He has
bought one of the houses of the A r.
Williams Miillams estate, corner of Twelfth ana
With his family. Mrs F. E Holvoi-e T..
TO nave charge Of the Commercial cI,,i,
luncheons, formerly under Mr.. Col.
sons management.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17
Notes and Personals.

Mrs. A. M. Coleman, who has been
spending the winter with her daughter,
Mrs. VIM. Boast, of 900 Jackson street,
has gone to visit relatives near Mem
oxen until after Decoration Day.
Bud" Fitzgerald of Barber county is
visiting in North Topeka. He formerly
lived here. He says that almost every
thing except apples can be raised in
Barber county.
Try the J. R. s. cent cigar. made
right here in North Topeka and of the
finest tobacco to be had.
Word has been received by the citi-
zens of Little Russia" that Johannes
Merkel is in destitute circumstances in
his home near Saratow, Russia. A
purse of about IS has been made up for
his relief
Mr.. and Mrs Luke Crith, who were
married recently, have gone to house
keeping at 923 Topeka avenue north.
John Halshauser has moved from
Oakland to S25 West Gordon street.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. C. Nicholson of 917
Der of their friends Sunday at dinner.
Those present were: Miss leila Luz
kens of Kansas City, Miss Hazel
Haynes, Miss Lola McAfee. Miss
Eleanor Lukens, Miss Helen Haynes
and Miss Mabel Skinner.
Mrs. E. P. Dutton, formerly of Kan
sas City, who has been visiting at the
home of her mother, Mrs. James
Coughlin of 71S Monroe street, has
gone to Cherokee where she will make
her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Coughlin. jr., of
San Francisco are the parents of a
daughter, born May 5. Mrs. Coughlin
was formerly Miss Mary Wise.
Russell Thompson has returned
from a visit in Havensville.
Ornamental flower gardens are be-
ing arranged in the Union Pacific
railroad park.
Miss Caroline Churchman of 1905
Monroe street went to st. Marys today
to attend the commencement exercises
of the st. Marys high school, where
her cousin, William Dodge, will gradu-
ate this week.
Miss Lola McAfee, demonstrator for
the Chi-Name1 Paint company, is here
on business and is the guest of her
father, John F. McAfee. at the Union
Pacific hotel.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17
Baseball Phone.

The State Journal has a specia
baseball telephone. For all baseball
information scores. etc, call In
dependent phone No. SIS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17

Items for the East Topeka column may
be telephoned to Ind. phone 1751.l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17

We can save you money on that Ium
J. B. wHELAN & CO.. III E. 4th.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-17
Oakland GOSSIP
IAu1I AEk5izzaa4z!zz,E,rhns.|

Items for the Oakland notes may be left
phone I751l
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27
MANY WILL HAVE A
PART IN PAYING A
TRIBUTE TO J. HILL
JAPAN SENDS STONE ron
PEDESTAL FOR THE
MONUMENT.

larans tribute to James J. mn.
builder Of transcuuiinental railroads
and iranspacltic steamships. arrived
ia Seattle Yesterday on the steam.
ship shinanu Maru It Is a ihree.
ton block Of the finest granite, and
will form a part Of the pedestal for
the bronze bust Of llln which will
be unveiled In kioudike Circle. on
the exposition grounds. on Mime
sofa DAY, August
Canada has also sent a three ton
granite block and Minnesota sent
a third, completing the pedestal
The unYcillnE OF the bust Of III.
Empire Builder Will be witnessed
by Gov. johnson Of Minnesota. Gov
Hughes Of New York, Japanese An,
hassaduf Takahlfa. who will b. In
Seattle en- ruute 10 Japan. and Lord
punsmaiF and Premier Mcbride.
from British Columbia Governors
Wilson Of Kentucky and Glass.
cock Of West vlreihla will probably
be present al the same time.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27
SCHOOL MAY Yet Get
MONEY THAT 1T NEEDS

Maybe the Girls Industrial Home
will aiill set that 81 500 that the
council has been trying % hard to
appropriate for Its benefit
F1rst an ordinance was introduced
that passed the council and was
promptly yctned BY the mayor The
council passed Il over the mayors
veto. Then tho mayor refused to
siFn the warrant tof the money. TO
the council backed water and up.
held the veto.
i.aat nlght another bin was put
through the council and Il Is nov
Up 10 the mayor To affix his sigma.
tnfc thereto II tho home Is TO get
the money The last bill makes the
school q ssmimsnicipal institution.
providing that the city authorities
shall have the right to send war.
ward girls to the home foe safe
keeping.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27
MANY JOIN
N HELPING
THIS WOMAN
,..,,,.sins eports
r.,,. From the Bedside
sIMr,. Alice FassnidSe,
NE Stricken Girl.

49,, rassnidgc. Who Nas 70
from the Seattle General
EVA s."e to a home with MIS- c. p
ien Columbia city, last week
..,,,sa as dolne nicely Ars
,.'.slsss va. quite weak fer d few
Il ,,,sr makins The TIP but
- q be gradually resting
~, The burns. nom which she
Z. ~, r,,.rsd almost year seem to
q. \ very cheerful these DAYS,
:. n,uy friends dop in and read
! IN ,e bet and the DAYS seem
I. n,r She has ever, care and
y. .'.,,.e possble and will pull
,s n these count tnr any
~, fhs doctor Who volunteered
~ = jsricss calls daily and Mn
Il ,l.lu The nurse who is Swing
:. .I,lres 10 the cause of the
AK womah. Is iH constant at
tsll.cs.
Many Aid weman,
- nunlap. Who has charsc
:, K. Mission at Columbia Cts.
-. maj sll5 has been collect
Z ~ ,arncd ever 10 him fhis
e l,clsaes the sun collected BY
- Az Campbell. Renton iiS.is;
- Nes,hauss, Renton. s. 20;
1 4. (,sorzs A. Morrison, iii5 Cor
| & ~. ~ %.
II kecip. Of Hillman, sent Mrs
- , hoii o. shecting which was
81 .sspsahle. MANY others have
y. ~ pieces Of linen aud bed
~
2xsuone seems 10 want to help
| ! IL sosz. even the little tots and
~ canpbell said this morning
u. ere d: the most touching Gun
| ,,tstuus she received vas that nf
/ n, irtis tikes. both not yet Of
rkzul a<s. uho came TO her, each
/ N, " pennies lightly held IN
r1r1As hands
Is<e pennies wrre for the poor
las<i lady"
Husband Needs wark.
n doctor i now treating Mr.
nun|dse. who was called several
u 40 to ,hr bedside Of his wifr.
n y .lsss where the skin vas
x6lyt Ar not hc4llng as rapidly
~ thought Al first It will BE-
~ ms before be can do heavy
- " doctor says IN the mean.
III pms one has light work
= cpt Do. be would BE- very
r11A lie ls an experienced
- - ntA nan. II some res.
1znni n<<ds Aim
fw haze pufk Tor the husband.
q ~ VI and Mr. Dunlap will
~ ~ rezzsge and see that Mr..
nrItls ms Il Many contrihu-
~ lur bssn sent to the office
II n1uzy. sol Loxman build
~ ilsss viii be acknowledged
NJ Roll q Homer.
- No douatcd to the fund
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27
ORE OPENS AT $50 A. Nj. DA
MAKING GOOD

We have the merchandise precisely as adver-
tsed We don't expect to please everybody.
Money back il you want it,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27

FINALLY--If your purchase doesn't please
when you get ii home exchange it after the sale
BRING IT BACK
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27

soc pnrss cooDs. ise.
All u our SOC novelty nsht and
darn pfefs Fabrics Including
pretty school platis sn I'm
msnss assortrnenl Lanloii
uulnads At, fEH
per yard .stfss.sf.sss wv
fse ss-I>cB Es.iisu
NOfiAfH~, me.
Our ftc quality ttsinrh Import.
ed English MohaiFa. IN brown
navy blue. wine red and
black London unioais 90e
thess At per ysfd .,s. oSS
eAsnaIc Innings. ave.
over 20 shades. including black
London unloads at, 9lr
per iafa ..s.f.t4+st.s. O2t
sss POPLAR CLOTHS. ise,
Assays said for fsc yard
beautiful half-woai Dress Ma.
teriais. washes fine. etcels
lent Tor bathing suits. etc all
shades. including cream and
hiaek London uHioads 0r
at. per fard s.t.tst.sf t0S
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-07-27
LONDON UNlOADS
embroidery

Head All THIS Column.
10 900 yards ~ Corset Cover and
riouncius ~ 10 a. In. vide
beautiful patterns on fins
iAwn. with best wearing edaes
values to psc 4 yard London
unioads a.. 16r
yard asttatf.tfssf.-s &vS
Hundreds u yards Of Fancy
Embroidery up TO 10 inrhes
Wide good edges and Hweli
patterns values to zoe. Ion
don unloadH at. f0r
5 geo yards Of the hest washable
Lace and Insertion Tor under
wear, many paiiafhsi values
90 loo a yard. n
London anioads At .f+ W
French and German Val faceh.
In wide variety Of patterns
different widths to 3 y Inches
values to Toe l.endon ar
unloads at. yard .rs+.si "
10 900 yards Of Fancy Lace and
Insertion IN several patterns.
regular price s. . yard If
London unlozdH for .sf.t4 ~
HuCHiNC.
Fancy nuehlng q pieces in q
box. white and eoiofed' regu
10 i.op ss,sf ua oiSi at 22c
& pieces OF Fancy SIX, Net and
Chiffon HuchinR IN q boz
regular price ahc q yard. Ion
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
panama aftdren afoil #

Com Set oil ertnores, blep ser for
Ell Gi6 lt6en al 8labe 9lten, ierlig
al rsSnotonopolis SEEMS" / SS11oiana<
polls og al &ulit5ers 8looe / Seem
yorf, giort gialoenoe, at ser bar be-
gaaet itore Straits" / Gorbtn6elie
me6 slfltaaeHen af &anama &anal
3onen fra Sranfrige til be 6or. Sta=
ter, og at en- &effe nabngibne Mgn6
ber / 2onoet bap6e giort Jig uretmes-
Jig Goroel be6 6enne &an0el. Set
blep paaltaaet, at life min6re ems %
Millioner Collars poa 6ertne Mao6e
bar fommet Wellemm9n6 ttlgo0e.
8lan0t 6enL ser poaltaaes at babe
giort Jig uretmeslig Sor0el, bar rog=
le @en0, Ser 1to0 meget nar ienere
@relioent 500 iepelt, e116og en- al
bans Sbogre.
Faa Soranleon111g at Eegler1nge11
bIep ser pe0 Gorbun6s @ran6 eS1rp
/ @albington 8. 6. rettet slnflage
for SsS11iirier mo0 l16giperne al ussSr1-
oiaropolis SEEMS, iom blep in6itep=
ne0e for 0omltolene / @aibington.
Ser bleb 1trafs fra 6e 9lnflnQe0es
SIDE ne6logt en- iprig Hroteit imoo
0ette, ioet 6e b9p6e6e, at set Sc bar
a1flage0e for bar begaoet / SS110iona=
polls, og at Sc 0erfor fife fln6e or=
flages for nogen an6en Suris0iftion.
Spprgsmaolet blep taget op til &jel1=
6elie for Il. g. 0iltriftsret ssS,16io=
napolis, og 0omnter M. 9. Mn6erlon
of 6enne 9fet bor ii0ite uge gipet Sc
anflageoe Me6bol6, iao Sagen ser:
ure6 bill bortfal6e.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
9jdrenoc 8eoo(ution.
Gn @enrettelie mcb alporli9e Tpl9er,

8or nogle Maaneoer li6en, 0o &a=
bDlerbor1erne Moroffo true6e me6
at iage oe ipanife Gropper uo al 2an-
oct eller neolable 0em, iaa oen ipan<
ife &egiering Jig neoioget til at ie11oe
ltore Troppetnasier oper Mi66elbapet
til l1noietning for fine betrengte
Sol0ater. Ser oplto0 6a Ell Herf
onti=militariltilf 8ebegelle bele 2an<
set ooer, iom gap fig l10ilag / meget
bololomme Demon ltrationer moo &e<
gieringen, napnlig / Barcelona bbor
oe fit Smfang af en &ebolution 1ne6
meget bo10iomme Opteier, lom set
BOG lpffe0es 9fegieringen at faa 8ugt
me6. Slot efter li0t 6goe 9en1on1tro=
tionerne fen, men nogle al Mnferer=
ne bar bleben nnbol6te, blon6t 6isje
6en 6Derite 2e0er, e11 11eget befienot
Hg6ogog 6rancesco 6errer, 6oritan=
Ser for en- 2ereo1rltalt Barcelona.
Sans bol0iomme Mgitation og flam=
menoe 8ran6taler bab6e bioraget me-
get til at giDe 9emonltrationerne 6e=
res betpnfelige Srnfang, og napnlig
bons slngreb paa Erelteifabet og
&irfen bap6e paaoraget bom &lere=
lietS bitre @a6.
9fettergangen i1no6 bom fit Set
l10fal0, at ban 09n1tes til Gp6e11.
Sngen bap6e bentet, at 0gos6ommel1
piloe blibe ful6bpr6et, og fra iaapel
ielpe Spanie1t lon fra l16lan6et in6=
ien6tes ta1rige 8gnlfrifter til Sen
ipanife &onge ON, at 6erres 2ib
maatte blibe lparet. @n6og Naben
bap6e efter Siger6e til &erligt al
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
5ra 9rd6en(ano.
11biigt til Song @eorgs slbbifation,

Sioen ben 18 9lar gan1le 0anlfe
Hrtns Gilbelm 1868 UNDER Mapnet
@eorg befteg Sen greife &rone,
bar Der gientagne @onge peret Sale
ON, at ian bil0e fralige Zig &egie=
ringen. Set bar un6er ret panifelige
6orbolo ban obertog 5tDret, @re-
ferne er urolige 6olf> bitre / 6eres
Hartiitrt0igbeoer, og 9eobolfabet meo
6eres gan1le l1nOertrpffere SDrferne
bar gipet Mnle6ning til uaflo6eligc
9fipntnger, Sammeniteo og &mpe,
iom Gang efter @ong bar bragt oet
lille &i9es @fsiltens / Sare. Ger
li9t far &reta=5pgrgsn1aalet gipet
9nleoning til mango Strioigbe6er,
og MI, ga 5tornrogterne far opgipe1
6eres &roteftorot ober 9en, 1neoens
GDrfiet pe6bliber at bep6e lit Sper=
berre0gmme. oper 9en, meoens &rc~
ten ler1e lelp erfl9rer at billie bere
@rgfere og enoog bar palgt &eprg=
lentat1ter til SEN greife &igs6ag, er
BET panlfeligt at ie, bborle6es ct
Sonnrenitpo meo 5Drfiet ober benne
Gag bil funne ul1bgaaes.
timber alt bette er set lpffe6es
Song @eorg at bol0e Jig paa Sronen
/ 46 Mar. @an er en- oDgtig Sprite,
Ser bor uorettet meget for lit 2on6s
|0pfomit, og er afbolot af tit 6o1f
Sc uafla6elige &arttompeltninget
og &egieringsififter, iom bar funoet
Ste0 slarenes 9eb, ipnes life at
bope forminolfet bans &opularitet.
bborimo0 bans 5enner, ser ifplge oe-
res 6eoielsret inotog meget bpie
5tillinger / @ere1, fun bar tibet af<
bolote og en6og | 5onrrner bar maat=
tet reiignere fra 6eres bgje Stillin>
ger.
.@ele Sommeren bar Ser gaoct
GDgter on1, at Song @eorg bar peo
at blipe trGt al lin ingenlunoe lette
&rone. .@n lille Milter=&epolution,
JONI Gonpn1er TO 1tebe bans 5gnner
oeres Stilling @ere11 fom1 ban
oper. Wfen l16ligten ill., at ser Ifol
begpn6e npe Stri6igbe0er oper &reto
meo- Sprfiet, naar 6etteS palgte &e=
prelentanter pil forlange Gp0e / 6en
greife &igS0og, n1enes at billie blipe
for meget for bam, og at bons &eiig=
notion bil foreligge in0en lang Si6
s iaa Gal6 be11teS set, at fan pil
flptte tilbage til 9onnarf og lebe al
lin betD6elige Hribatformue, me6ens
Sen italienife @ertug of Mbru55erne
oil blibe @onge.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
Sen fortabte spm.

~8grn," iag6e @bn6ogsffolelo
reren uoette er en- of 6e irnuffefte
Sortellinger / 8ibelen.
uMue fine @enge bapoe roen for
table @pn" bortgoslet ct biIot os
u6ibepen6e 2ip. S @nabs og @jaI-
ter pen6er fan p6lnpget og be6en6e
tilbage til fin Saoers &us. 8iier
nu 6enne Sober iin forbil6e6e @gn
Bort? 9eei @prn Sa6eren fleoer
bam / Hurpur og flint 2inne6 og
ietter en- Sling paa Bans Singer og
bere6er til Seit for bam. &an fal-
Der paa iin go6e @6n og paa alle
fine SoIf for at 6e tan ba11ie og
bere glade.
uMlligebel, 8grn, er ser en- rnbrf
SIDE al bette fmuffe 8lle6e. SsSmel-
lem ale 6isie gln6e Menneifer bar
Ser en-, iom lite tog DeI / @e6en
Sberfen @ienipnet eller Soften gior-
Sc bam gla6.
vgr Ser M nogen lille 0reng Ell
Ter &ige7 Ser tan ftge mig, bbem BET
bar?"
Gn lille Singer roftes ! @eirct
ne6e mellen 8grnene.
nsSa lille @aral0 fan fortelle
|6et!"
r6e6efoIpen, " rdobte Sen lille So.
ral6 meo 9berbebisning.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
6 n 5 an It Sc + e 8 5 0 tt +
y M er a.

2ige1onr glmerifaueren ST. @ooi
npltg bleb freeret til 9@resboftor ber
&jebenbabnS l1niperiitet, iaale6es e1
+en 6anlf GibenifQbsmanb, Brofes1or
/ 3oologi be6 &ipbenbnbns uniperli.
tet> Or. phil. s. Suneerien, fornplie
bleben be9ret me6 ben famine l1b'
merfelie pe6 &orbarb l1ntberiitetet,
Cambridge, Masl. Den 6. 0ftober
bleb ST. 2atprence 2otpell tnbiot lom
Preii6e11t be6 bette l1niperiitet iom
Ben berentte Gbarles IS. glltotfs @f
terfelger. 8lonbt 6e 1ntber1itete1
@eroen rl1not, iom bar inobu6ne ii!
at la6e fig repreientere be6 oennc
2eiligbe6, bar o9iaa &i9benbabns,
ser baboe ien0t Hrofesior sssungerien
iom lin Solsmon6. Brofesior Sum
gerien, Ger er en- al Dor Gi6s melt BE,
fien6te 3oologer> ct 8etprer for
5oorogiif Muieum / &iebenbopn.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
= @n @nglenoer, ser beiggte ell
an1erifanif Sp, ipurgte en- SsSnofpot

- VII V!tSIlt4lUtI, utl ueIpSIe q!
amerifanif @e, ipurgte EN- sSSnofeot,
om ser bar gooe Giffe @gen.
>~ssSa, 6em er ser nof af."
u!@ba6 beje6e 6en itgrite Stiff,
Sc nogeniin6e bar fanget?"
n@i tager iffe @egt me6 noor ri
goar 116 at fife, og ieg er Ell erlia
@on6 og boloer iffe af at bropte.
men iaa meget er biit, at 90 iea
forle6en traf en- @e66e op al 8an>
Get, ianf @gen en- beI Go6!"
- @n lille Dreng, ion f6rite
Gang bar @foIe, blep prepet al
9ereren /, bba6 bmn bab6e ler1
biemme.
rMaa, min Drena fa11 Du tel'
le?"
ussSa, set tan jeg go6t."
u2a6 os iaa bere, bbor langt gu
fan teIGe."
en- to, tre, fire, fem, iefs> ipb,
otte, nj ii, &n9gt> Dame, &onge!"
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
Dr. Dunk ng Dattakfrttf.
Dpoasercms Dptesnelicr' fprit til &jpbenbapn.

at lenoe Spgrgsmaal al iterre eller
millore 9etponing til Dunmorf:
I caught a bass this morning,
Which was larger, I will
swear,
Than any bass that -e'er was
caught,
In Maine or anywhere.
He measured forty inches,
And I caught him without
bait
But-I've sent that fish to Den
mark,
So I fear you'll have to wait.
On the racetrack Friday evening,
ct was dark as dark could be)
I sent my mare a good fast mile,
The time was just 2:o3.
You ask me how I'll prove it?
You say it cannot be?
Well-the mare has gone to
Denmark,
When she's back again you'll
see!
We have a baby in our house,
The brightest girl alive;
Her age is only twenty days,
But she walks like a girl of
five.
You say you'd like to see her?
You think you should be
shown?
Well, she's walking now to Den
I'm not sure when she'll be
home.
I have boy in college,
He's wonder without peer,
Stands first in all tire classes,
Took all the prizes through
the year.
I can prove it absolutely,
So that all will know it we'll,
But-the prizes are in Denmark:
So you'll have to wait a spell.
I've solved the ancient puzzle,
Which has foiled bright minds
by scores;
I've squared the circle perfectly:
My fame will reach all shores
You ask me for my method?
You want to see it now?
Well-I've sent the proofs to
Denmark,
When they're back I'll show
you how.
IN a t N or h..
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22

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ei af 5fan?"
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-10-22
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