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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-25
lazarus LOSES

The Supreme Court this morning
handed down an opinion In the case
of Alexander Lazarus versus Lena
Grace ROscwcrnc, dismissing the
bill on the evidence and Affirming
the decree of the circuit Judge.
The plaintin brought a bill to cs-
tablish trust by parole In his con
vcyancc TO his niece, the defendant,
of parcel Of land In Honolulu. an
other piece at Kaupo, Maui, and his
bill Of sale To her of II piano, pie
lures, furniture, and n lot of other
things. lie alleged that he had con
vcycd them To her in trust, whereas
she claimed that they became hers
absolutely, and that she loaned him
money to fight the suit for divorce
brought against him by his wife.
The lower court decided In favor
of the niece, and Lazarus appealed
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-25
Perkins At White House.-washlng

Perkins At White House.-Washing
ton, May 5,-Senators Perkins ana
Smoot were among the guests of Pro
ident and Mrs. Taft at a state dinner
at the White House tonIght
Prohibition Amendment.-Ieferson
City, Mo, May Missouri likely will
have a chance to vote on state wide
prohibition. The Senate today ppsscd
the prohibition constitutional amend
ment which already had passed The
house The vote was 20 to 8.
Gold in the Fijis.-Victoria. May q
News was brought by the Mariana of
mining excitement over rich gold ana
copper lode mines discovered ~ p,r
Fiji group, where a number of min!nG
engineers were awaiting tho issuance
of II proclamation oponing tho uiutnr
rights.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-25

Salcs-Session: l0 lIaw. c. a. s
Co. $50; Eva. s2S.
Latest sugar quotatio, 3.92 cents or
$7e.40 per ton.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-25
LOCAL AND GENERAL

Two hundred sheets Of good school
paper for five cents at the Bulle.
tin Office.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
FEAST OF ST. BLAslUs
Pretty Ceremony of Catholic Church
Held all Over the World.

Yesterday the Catholic churches all
over the world celebrated what is
known as the feast of st. Blasius.
The celebration of the day had its
origin some 1s500 years ago. st. Bla,
sius was bishop OF Sebaste. I'm Armen,
la. and was put to death for confessing
Christianity. Good Catholics believe
that while he was i'm prison awaiting
sentence few months prior to his
death his brethren, the Christians. had
recourse to his prayers. and always
with the happiest OF results.
Among others who came to solicit
his help at this time was a poor moth.
er with her son, who was suffering
from n fish bone which had become
lodged crosswise In his throat. The
boy was In very serious condition,
and his case had def1ed all medical
practitioners OF that day. He was
very weak from loss Of blood and want
Of nourishment and no sooner had st.
Blasius touched his throat, it is said.
than was the little sufferer restored
to normal health.
AT the services In celebration OF this
feast babies arc brought to the pulpit
and lighted candles are placed cross
wise across their throots. which Is one
way Of securing the blessing Of this
beloved saint. according TO the doc.
trineS Of the church,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
RAILROADS CHARGED WITH
FRAUD IN DISTRICT COURT

Chicago. Feb. 3--CRarging fraud
against the Chicago and Alton. the
Baltimore and Ohio. and MessrS.
Gould, Hartman and Stillmau, they
intervening petition of minority stock
holders Of the Chicago Terminal
Transfer company. came up for hear
ing before Judge Kohlsaat in the
United States circuit court today.
1t is alleged that in 1906 the Ter
mlnal company mortgaged It's prop
erty. including lease by the Balti-
more and Ohio, for $4,000, 900 at b
per cent. to form g. new company TO
build line from Chicago to st. Louis.
1t is asserted that Gould and mis- as
eoclates, feeling competition against
the Alton, secured control of the stock
of the new company and SO manipu-
lated it's affairs that 1t could not pay
interest on the mortgage. Then the
Baltimore and Ohio, two years ago.
filed a motion to foreclose the mort"
gage.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
SECTION MAN TO BLAME
FOR WRECklNG OF TRAIN

Cheyenne, Wyo.. Feb. 3,-The Union
Pacific Investigating board, appointed
to place responsibility for the wreck
of the Oregon Express at Dana. last
Tuesday, when one person was killed
and flfty-two injured, has returned the
following findings:
We have heard the statements OF all
parties involved. and we state that the
responsibility of the derallment rests
with the section foreman at Dana, he.
In shlmming track, having weakened
il until II was not safe for passage of
tarins, and, in accordance with the
rules, failed to protect the weak spot
by proper flag We further find that
the failure TO flag was careleseneSs
and negligence and not Ignorance. an
examination before the board of in
quiry upon the rules having demon
strated to the board that this man
knew fully his duty In the premises
but failed TO perform it.
The board of inquiry consisted OF
H. D. Beemer. director Of the First
National bank OF Laramie; c. S. Spald-
Ing, cashier of tho Albany National
bank OF Laramie; H. l.. Anderson. sup
erintendent OF the Wyoming division
OF theh Union Pacific, William inland.
master mechanic Of the Wyoming divi-
sion, and A J. Wharf. division engi-
neer OF the Union Pacific.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
YOUNG MAN
LOSES HIS
MEMORY
Most Remarkable Case of
Kind Ever KnOwn, AScrib,
ed to 0verwOrk.

Riverside, Cal, Feb. 3.-Florin G.
Lee. the young student. whose COM
plete lapse Of memory constitutes one
pf the most remarkable cases Of the
kind ever known was brought TO the
home Of his parents in Riverside last
night from Los Angeles When Lee
left tho Los Angeles jail in company
with his father and other relatives, he
said
There ie really no reason why
should go TO Riverside. do not know
any one there"
He did not recognize his father and
talked with him as though he were an
utter starnger. He listened with in
terest to his fathers description OF
scenes in Riverside with which the
young man had been perfectly famil-
lar since childhood. He appeared to
have no recollection of them whatever.
1t Is thought that few weeks of
rest among his relatives and friends
amid familiar scenes may restore his
memory. His condition is ascribed TO
over work, His mind is IN no way af
footed excepting In memory. His man.
ner Is entirely rational and he is SEN
siblc on all subjects.
When taken to the home of his
grandmother here, where he had lived
for years, he recognized no one and
went about the house with the air of a
guest on a visit His other relatives
and friends he regards as chance ac-
qualntances. He has no recollection
of his former employment here as a
bookkeeper and has also lost the pas
sion FOR music, which he possessed up
to the time of his disappearance few
weeks ago.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
MAY BE BIGGEST
CAVE IN WORLD

Cody, Wyo., Feb. 3-That the cave
on Cedar mountain. discovered by Ned
Frost, two weeks ago, while pursuing
a wildcat, is one of the largest, II not
the largest in the world, is indicated by
explorations made by party composed
of Frost. Ben Brown. f, F. Brown,
George Ipman. Herbert Owens, A, S.
McLain, Julius Klein and Glen Simp-
son. This party penetrated the cave
a distance of several miles and to a
depth of 1,200 feet below the surface.
without finding the limits of Its many
passages Arrangements for further
and more thorough exploration are in
progress.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
FOURTH VENIRE OF 500
TAlESMEN HALF EXHAUSTED.

Nashville, Feb. 3.-With the fourth
venire of 500 talesmen half exhaust
ed, the trial of Colonel Duncan B.
Cooper, Robin j. Cooper and John ID.
Sharpe, charged with the Staying or
former Senator f. w. Carmack, was
resumed today or the talesmen YET
to be examined. nearly sixty per cent
are farmers. and upon this condition
is based the hope that enough conc
petent men may be found to COM
plete the jury.
AS soon as the venire is exhausted
the case against Juror Whitworth VIII
be taken up and decided.
J. A. Woodruff was selected as 1u-
ror No. 10. and Jacob Friutiger as Ju-
ror No. IL.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
DISAPPEARING GUNS
FOR PEARL HARBOR.

San Francisco, Feb. 3,-Tbe bark
Mohican will sail from this port fri
day for Honolulu, carrying two Gigan-
tic disappearing guns. which Will form
q part Of the defenses at Pearl Har-
Dor. The Mohican will be towed To the
islands by the steamer Lurline. il
has been necessary TO .enlarge the
hatchways of the bark to acccmno-
date the guns. which were seventy
seven tons each and are forty-two
feet IN length The carriages on
which they will be mounted we're
shipped some time ago.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
MONOElL MAKES SEVERE
ATTACK ON FOREST SERVICE

Washington, Feb. "a severe eJ.
tack on the forestry service was made
today in the house by Mr.. Mmdell OF
Wyoming He denounced 1t as tie
most autocratic bureau OF government
outside of Russia.
II notice that next year." he said,
The forests are to be protected, WAGER
flow regulated, and resources con-
served by the purchase of S34.
worth of typewriters. SIG, 900 worth Of
paper. $4,000 worth of envelopes, and
s. 900 for card indexes"
He rldiculed the appropriation OF
$4,000 for the purchase of compasscS.
saying IT Is Joke In the west THAI
the eastern college-made foresters
must have guides when they enter a
forest Hope was expressed that the
$4,000 will be used for compasses.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
UNCLAIMED BODY AT MoReUE

New York, Feb. 3.-In the morgue
there is an unclaimed body of a man
believed to be that Of Roscoe Johnson,
a brother of Jack Johnson, the negro
champion heavyweight fighter. He
died today in the New York hospital
from pneumonia.
. Superintendent George P. Ludlow.
sent a telegram to Lawson Johnson.
father of Jack" at Galveston, today,
who replied, asking Ludlow to bury the
man and mark the grave.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
BEAT HIS WlFE'S HEAD
INTO "A PULP

Sand Point, Idaho. Feb. 3-Josepn
Vieue. residing at Cocolala. a few
miles west of this place. this after
non killed his wife during a jealous
frenzy, beating the woman's head into
a pulp with the butt of a gun Vlgue
then dragged the woman's body IN
the cellar where 1t was found by the
officers. They had been married eigh-
teen years. The woman leaves SIX
children.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
STEAMER CARRIED HALF
MILLION DOLLARS IN SILK.

Victoria, b. c., Feb. 5.-With about
third of her cargo space filled owing
TO tho continuance OF the boycott on
South China, the steamer Shinano
Maru of the Nippon Yusen Kaisha.
reached port this afternoon. after
good passage from Yokohama The
cargo included LOO bales of SILK, val
lars
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

est heroes, will be IN Boise somo time
In March to deliver one OF his famous
lectures, according TO the announce
ment made by his advertising repre-
sentative, who has just been in the
city making arrangements for the ad.
miral's appearance here. He will lee
ture on From Hampton Roads to San
Francisco In Command of the Atlantic
Fleet"
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
ANTI-RACE TRACK BILL
PASSES THE SENATE.

Olympia. Wash. Feb 3.-The anti.
race track gambling bin passed the
senate today. The bill passed the
house last week. The bill makes poo.
selling, bookmaking or conducting
places where bets are made on horre
races felony and provides that the
possession OF gambling paraphernaIia
is prima facie evidence OF violation
OF the act
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
SITUATIONS WANTED
HAL CHASE Re.lNsrATEp.

Cincinnati, Feb. 3-Hal Chase, nrst
baseman OF the New York American
league baseball club. was today re-
instated by the National Baseball
commission, contingent upon the pay
ment Of a fine OF $500.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

S. T. CORN, ATToRNEY-AT-LAW.
207-20S First Natl. Bank Bldg,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
ORDER REsTRAINs 2.cENr
RATE ENFORCEMENT

Sioux Falls. S. D.. Feb. 3.-Judse
John 5. Garland, In the United States
court. today grandted an order le-
strainins enforcement OF the 2-cent
rate law. signed by the governor to-
day, pending hearing before him on
Monday. March 1.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
UpHoLsTERING g. REPAIRING

Parlor furniture upholstered and re-
paired. vanishing. mattress making
carpets cleaned, at and laid Estl,
mates submitted on request. Phones
Ind. 661. Bell 883-X K. Van Kan.
pen 2769 Volker Ave. 4.7-tf
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
SHADES TRANSFER
TRANSFER COMPANIES

Allen Transfer Co., Albern Allen.
Proprietor. Furniture Vans and Stor.
age. Cabs at moments notice. OF,
f1ce AZ 25th ST. Phone %. e
Jog-Along Transfer Vans, Piano
moving specially. 1854 25th ST
Both Phones 2S3.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
WILL VETO CENSUS BILL

Washington, Feb. g. = President
Roosevelt will send to congress this
week a special message yetoing the
bill which provides for the taking of
the next census. The veto Will uphold
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
Pretty Cold.

Mamma" said four-year-old Fred,
rs he came running in one cold win
ter day, Il asked uncle how cold win
ter was up at his house. and he said
It was % inches below zero"
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
ROYAL NEIeAsoRs OF AMERICA.

Excelsior Camp No. s24o, meets
every second and fourth Monday even
ing of each month at the Eagles hall
Visiting members cordially invited,
MRS. MARY HEFFNER, Oracle.
29di Washington avenue.
JOSIE RHEA, Recorder, 25S 2Srd St
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
LAGOON ROUTE.

Salt Salt & Ogden Railway Time
Table. effective September s. 1908:
Trains Leave Ogden forlLasoon and
Salt Lake.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
JUNK.

II you have any kind of junk, phone
TO Ogden Junk House; we will call
for It. Bell phone 325K Ind. 725,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

r. g. Farpsworth. Attorney at Law
9l4 and BIS Eccles Bldg.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
CHILL PARLORS

The only genuine Mexican Chill Par
lors IN Ogden City. 26S 25th ST,
122-1mo
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
ARCHITECTS.

G.. A Graves, the architect, has
moved to rooms 3S and SO. Lewis Blk
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
SANITARY WORK
kEIS M0ARrN

All work subject to sanitary in
Ipector. 272S Grant. Bell phone 324.Z
8-1-tf
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
ADMIRAL EVANS AT BOISE

Boise. Idaho, Feb. 5.-Rear Admiral
H. d. Evans, one Of the nations great
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

the objections Of the president to the
thousands of appointments being made
outside the civil servjco
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
PHYSICIAN & SURGEONS.

Ut A. Fernlund, Physician and
surgeon. Office hours, 10 and IL a.
M IL to p. IN. $40 25th st. Once
phones, Boil 615K; Ind us. Residence.
JAG Wash. Ind. phone SOP.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
UMBRELLA REPAIRING

Umbrella repairing and recovering
Ind. phone 433; Bell Six. 6.11.tf
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
PHOTOGRAPHERS.

The Thomas Studio. High grade
portraiture in Facial, Crayon and India
Ink. 2457 Washington Ave. Both
phones.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
DEGREE OF PocAHoNTAs.
ORDER RAILWAY CONDUCTORS.

Wasatch Division No. 124. o. r. c..
meets second and fourth Fridays at
2:8O p. m in X. of P. hall, corner
Washington avenue and gath street.
All brothers are cordially invited to
attend.
GEO. ALLEN. c. C.
D. L. BOYLE. S. and T.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
ATTORNEYS-AT.LAW.
A. G. HORN.

Attorney -at-Law. Offices over Bad
cons Drug Store. ] seek the business
of all parties, am attorney against all
corporations and monopolics. Prepared
to transact any and all kinds Of legal
business.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
DENTISTS.
HAIR GOODS q COSTUMES.

Hair Switches for sale at reduced
prices. Hair chains a speciality. Mas
ouerade costumes to rent for balls and
theaters All mail orders promptly
attended to. Mrs. c. E. Lee, 321 oath.
P. o. Box 435 ST
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
fRATeRNAL ORDER OF EAGLES,

Fraternal Order of Eagles, Ogden
Aerie, No. 1lS, F, o E., meets every
Wednesday evening in Eagle hall, east
of Reed hotel, at 500 Visiting
Brother Eagles are invited to attend
the Aerie meetings
A. C. FIELITZ. w. President.
e. R. GEIGER, Secretary.
DR.. II. B. FORBES. Aerie Physician.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
SHOE REPAIRING

Electric Shoe Shop-The largest and
best equipped shoe shop in Ogden
City 26T6 Washington Ave. l-15.1m
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
LOST

BLACK PUP-Return to SS5 Twenty
second street. Reward. 2 ) 2t
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULTS
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04
INSURANCE.

4 ". N. Pierce, Notary Public, Real
Estate, Fire. Life and Accident In
surance. 407 oath st.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

F. T. Hulaniski, Attorney-at-Law.
Rooms 40740S First National Bank
building. General practice.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-02-04

Joseph Chez, Attorney and Coun-
selor at Law, 40 and Al First National
Bank Bldg. Ogden, Utah. Both
phones. Notary.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-30
IN 2oo3.

Prof Miethe. Of the CharlottenpufS.
Germany. Technical College. has invented
AN entirely practlcable and cheap meth-
Cd OF manufacturing precious stones
Dear, put the kettle on TO boil
And get my acids out
I'm weary OF my round of toll.
I'm sick of studinus Qgnbt;
I'll sit here where Lhe north breeze cools
And brew you, wife, some pretty 1ooiS.
light drops of this and nine o that
And shake yon task in twice.
Lay Ger the top the wicker mat
And sprinkle in the ice.
There, Now IA pour out AZ
Large diamonds, dearie-hold the plate!
Turn on the heat at double speed
II add three grains of this,
anu three of this, nor would mead
OK that 'un come amiSs.
NOW Let her sizz awhile on them
IhtlI tAe waters solid gem.
All read, Hold the trays with polse-
Ana The IT bo!s true .,
mere conn the sapphires ana turquoise
Topaz anu rIbies too,
9hu pears ana emeraldS, not alOHe'
Ana Jasper and the sd rdine stone
Eight hundred jools. All. dear. l said
Ihey Were for you. alack!
but moneys scarce and so is breao-
I'll have to take them back:
Love. to the butchers swiftly trot
And ask beefsteak for the lot.
H. S. H., in the Richmond Times Dis.
patch.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-30
AmoOsin' Lecture by a. Ward.

81 haven't distinguished myself as
an artist" Artemus Ward said, "brt
have always been mixed up in art.
have an uncle who takes photographs
in his sane moments, and l have
servant who takes everything he car
lay his hands on at any moment.
"At very tender age 1 could draw
on wood. When a mere child | once
drew a small cart-load of raw tur.
nips over a wooden bridge. 1t was
raw morning. The people of the
village recognized me. They said it
was raw-turnip drawing. That
shows how faithfully l had copied
nature. l drew their attention to It,
So you see there was lot of drawing
in it.
THE villagers, with the wonderful
discernment peculiar to villagers, said
l had future before me. As l was
walking backward when l made my
drawing, l replied thai l thought my
future must be behind me. "-YOuth's
Companion.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-30
Where hippocrares Lectured.

Tne Oldest tree in the world is to
be found in the Isle of Cos, on the
coast of Asia Minor 1t is a platane.
under the shade of which Hippo
crates, the father of medicine lee
turod to lis pupils. Now, as the tree
at that time must have seen man51
years, the tree, it would seem, is con-
siderably over $500 years old. The
trunk has a circumference of 80 IL
feet and it still bears leaf, but decay
IS apparent and two of the principal
limbs have to be supported by brick
,illarS.-LOndon Globe. 10
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-30
Pup Keeps Cool.

A cute little Boston terrier pup
showed some of his higher brothers
in the Darwinian scale on Massachp
sets avenue, Cambridge, how to keep
cool yesterday. He was trotting azons
behind an ice wagon, and each Tins
it stopped to make deliveries the
cunning chap sprawled out under.
meath. where the chilly trickles from
the melting ice would strike his
fevered body. The way he squirmed
in delight when the drops splashed
on his pink stomach made all the
bystanders long to follow suit.-Bos-
ton Post.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-30

sapleigh-I haven't-aw-been1
quite myself of late, donche know!
Miss Caustique-"Indeed! l haven't
noticed any imp ovement. Chicago
Daily News.
DO you consider your nerve Is SUI
iciently steady to fit you for an air
ship navigator" well, I've been out
in canoe with a nervous fat girl.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Writer-"Ah, laugh at me II
you will, but will write of you in my
journal that which will make you
sick!" The Artist-"Everything that
M'sieur writes makes me sick
Life.
Nell-"She admits that she Is ter.
ribly disappointed in her husband"
Bell-"How is that?" Nell-"She
married him to reform him. and now
she finds he doesn't need it."-Phila'
delphia Record.
$50 the town has declined q lib.
rary?" Yes: but the grocery lyc'
cum has written the philanthropist.
volunteerin' to maintain barrel II
he'll furnish the Goldfish. "-Louisville
Courier Journal 80 81. ! 49,
Marion-"I showed papa those vers,
es you wrote me, and he seemed
pleased" Harry-"He did," Mar.
ion-"Yes. He said he was so glad
to see You were not et."-Phila-
delphia Inquirer. y
Smoking NAV not hurt some peo
pie" said Mrs. Lapsling; "but it isn't
good for nervous man like my hus-
band. You know it's the Nicodemus
in toacbco that makes it so injurious"
Chicago Tribune.
Got any habits around your placer"
inquired the candidate. Nope" an.
swered the farmer. Babies is all
growed up an married Off. How'd
you like to put in the forenoon plow-
in'?"-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Belle (awestruck) MAIZE says
she has so many callers every day in
the year she hardly knows what to
do. with them" Nell (spitefully)-
Then l bet she's got position as
telephone operator. baltimore
American. ..t- tc., fTEaS&>s
Il hate to have my husband find q
horseshoe. "Why?" HE always
brings it home, nails it up and then
waits around for luck to strike him"
"Well?" "And there never was such
man for finding horseshoes. "-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Mrs. Nexdore (proudly)-"Profes
sor Fort called at our house to-day.
and my daughter played the piano for
him. He just raved over her playing"
Mrs. Pepprey-"How rude! Why
couldn't he conceal his feelings the
way the rest of us do?"-Philadelphia
Press.
Mrs. Kidder-'I can't see why our
landlord is so fussy about the rent of
this fiat Does he think we're going
to blk ?"-Mr. Kidder-"Well,
he's in bad condition. His wife tells
me that he is so nervous that the
leased thing worries him."-Cleveland
Leader.