The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-15
DRIFTWOoD

RIFTWOOD
Over in Cuba the legislators are
lighting duels among themselves. Bad
as bull-nghts
"If the seasons are good there will
be sweet potatoes made in Miller coun-
ty this year by the thousands Of BUSH
els" says The Miller County (Ga.)
Liberal.
On the notice board Of a church near
Ing announcements appeared together:
a potato pie supper will be held on
Saturday evening Subject for Sunday
evening. "A Night Of Agony"
When a mans temperature begins &c
causes him to have cold feet
band would like to make when the
wife wants to 60 to one.
What an OPEN faced world OF peopis
we must appear to the dentist
A woman expects and demands soma
hattery. but don't lay it on too thick.
Cupid is no chef but he frequently
puts lovers In stew
1t takes the tin to wear panned vel
vet.
New oYrk has taken a census TO see
how the teeth of the residents stand
the strain OF fast living. Some New
Workers Just manage to live anyhow
bv the Skin Of their teeth"
The heat of the full moon is causing
much discussion of late among the sci
entifc gents but as long as she con-
tinues to shine in all her radiant glory
upon Montgomery blondes and their
liquid threnody Of the mocking-bird
they don't give a darn whether Old
Luna Is hot or cold.
itants of Marchneukirchen Saxony are
engaged in the business of violin max
Ing As all those instruments must
be played upon before being sent away
aren't you ever so glad you don't live
In Marchneukirchens
"This is a good corn year." says an
exchange. The chiropodists will well
come the announcement with delight.
Augusta Herald: Fifteen cents cot
ton next fall is believed to be a GER
tainty by many who should be compe-
they IRE right won't there be reason
tor a happy Christmas In DixfelandT
There are 1000. 600 worth of auto
mobiles in Massachusetts. VIII some
ure out how many lodges by pedes-
TRANS this represents in the course OF
q YEAR,
Man out West has just been divorced
for playing golf. Poor fellow-mebbe
he had no peace at home!
Mr.. Rock efeller says he MIXED cows
been the cow ever since.
johnson and Bryan have been auto
MODELLING together. Bryan will persist
in running even II he has to get an au-
Florida dentist has been shot because
he kissed another mans wife; A dent
lists business Is to draw teeth and not
affections.
A man will beat about the bush
before he will beat the CARPET
BE an optimist-gather the roses OF
life-never mind the thorns.
.Down with the free lunch" says
The Atlanta Journal. Well. there are
plenty Of men hottie %hS % " se put 1t down
I'm East a nervous woman has APP
peafed to The New oYrk Tribune for a
noiseless locomotive, we n presume ,n,s, al, az
once get busy While you're at 1t.
give us also one that doesn't spit elm
ders In your eve.
Count Zeppelin will be at the North
Pole and ready to start home while
walter Wellman Is writing about IL
Sure Harry Thaw T. perfectly san"'
He's never been anything eiso'
A great many constituents make the
mistake OF blaming individual Sena-
tors in regard to the tariff bill. The
Repubiican Party is the thing to
blame
Be good on earth
And you'll CO. up higher
And you'll be a fiier.
we Americans criticize Spanish bun
fights when We have football games
and bargain day brushes. oh-.we have
transparent domiciles
The Singing Brother.
l.
oh. ne was a singin' brother
He sung from morn till night
When truble come
He still would hum
With simply all his might.
An his song II lifted people up
Through shadderR to the light.
II.
An lo-thfs singin' brother
Whose song rung through tn land
Was just so po'
That at his do
The wolf would come an stand
But he sung SO loud the old wot
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Away to beat the band.