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The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02

taking Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to see what it would do,
and I am restored to my natural
health."-Mrs. ETA DONOVAN, Box
299. Willimantic, Conn.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, IT.
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
bearing-down feeling, fatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine a trial.
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should it
| not cure YOU?
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
sss$%%.$ a@%s SsS - s% @m @%s %%% E@ SEs S% ute S%s
Yom Kippur.

Color moro goods brighter and faster colors than ;
can dye any garment without ripping apart "
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The Dion Poplar.

A private letter from a traveller il
France speaks of a poplar tree thai
the writer saw in the city of Dion
which is the Oldest tree of its kind
in France. 1t is 1872 feet in height
and is forty-fve feet in circumfer
ence at the base. The city council
has an authentic record of the his
tory of the tree, since the year 722
The people of Dion are proud of it
so much so that they not long agt
voted to levy a tax to put a railing
around it, SO that it might be pro
tected from possible injury. 1t i!
good to see sentiment of this kind.
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"MEMOIRs OF DAN RICE" THE
CLOWN OF OUR DADDIES.
At Last, There is on Sale a Book
Rr;rfuI of American Humor.

AT Last, Inero Is Oh Odlo a DoOh
Brimful of American Humor.
Any bookseller will tell you that
the constant quest of his customers
is for "a book which will make me
laugh" The bookman is compelled
to reply that the race of American
humorists has run out and comic lit
erature Is scarcer than funny plays.
A wide sale is therefore predicted for
the Memoirs of Dan Rice" the
Clown of Our Daddies, written by
Maria Ward Brown, a book guar
anteed to make you roar with laugh
ter. The author presents to the pub
lie a volume of the great testers
most pungent jokes, comic harangues,
caustic hits upon men and manners,
lectures, anecdotes, sketches of adj
venture, original songs and poetical
illusions; wise and witty, serious,
satirical, and sentimental sayings of
the sawdust arena of other days.
These Memoirs" also contain a series
of adventures and incidents alternat-
ing from grave to gay; descriptive
scenes and thrilling events; the rec
ord of half a century of a remarkable
life, in the course of which the sub
ject was brought into contact with
most of the national celebrities of the
day. The book abounds in anecdotes
humorous and otherwise; and 1t af.
lords a clearer view of the inside
mysteries Of show life than any &C.
count heretofore published. Old Oar
Rice, as the proprietor of the famous
zone Horse Show" was more of 6
national character than Artemus
Ward, and this volume contains the
humor which made the nation laugh
even while the great Civil War ragged
This fascinating book of 500 pages
beautifully illustrated, will be sem
postpaid to you for $3.50. Address
Book Publishing House, 134 Leonard
street, New York City.
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CRAZY SNAKE AND
HIS WARRIORS FIGHT
Surrounded by 800 Militia and
Farmers in Oklahoma.
REPORT OF COLONEL HOFFMAN
Indians and Half-Breeds and Negroes
Were on the Warpath-Twenty-
foul BODIES Were Found Killed
by Farmers.

Checotah, Okla.-Chitti Harjo, or
Crazy Snake, leader of the renegade
Creek Indians, half-breeds and me-
groes, who have been on the warpath
for five days, was surrounded just be-
fore midnight in the north Canadian
bottoms near Pierce. Three hundred
militiamen, cowboys and deputy Sher-
ifs were closing in on him and his
band.
Guthrie, Okla.-Colonel Roy Hoff-
man. in charge of militia at Hickory
Grounds, reports that conflicts with
Snake Indians and negroes have
ceased. The militia at Hickory has
taken more Indian prisoners, making
a total of siyty-five under arrest at
various points. There were thirty
five officers and non-commissioned Of
ficers in the field with 100 private
deputies with dogs trailing Harjo
(Crazy Snake) out of Checotah.
Troops organized at Hickory
Grounds to search the Snake coun-
try. One company will be sent to
Pierce, Okla, another to Tiger Noun
tains.
DR.. Wallace, who has been treating
wounded Indians, says twenty-four
were killed in the outbreak. Bodies
were found for several days. They
were slain by farmers who banded to-
gether to wipe out an outlaw band.
Every hut and tent in the country
has been burned. The militia under
Colonel Hoffman are still at Hickory
Grounds. Deputies from Checotah
with dogs are working near Crazy
Snakes home near Pierce. Six In
dams are held at Checotah, including
the chiefs twenty-two-year-old son
and his nephew. Harjo's son says it
was Seminole Indians who shot two
deputies at his fathers home. Harjo
himself was there. Harjo is reported
to be in a ravine about two miles
from home. He has fifty armed men
with him. Deputy Stidham, it is re-
ported, accidentally shot and killed
himself with his own gun.
Late advices received from Checo-
tab are that a skirmish between Off
GERS and Indians took place sixteen
miles southwest of Checotah. No one
vas reported killed.
Colonel Roy Hoffman said that he
regards the situation as extremely
critical. A fresh supply of ammuni-
ton and guns has been ordered to
Henryette.
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Cosmopolitan University.

Statistics of the University of Penn
sylvania show that it has the most
cosmopolitan student body in its his
tory. 1t has drawn more than 1900
students from places other than with
In the borders of Pennsylvania; of
these ESQ are from foreign countries,
of which sixty-two are from British
territories; f~orty-seven from Europe,
thirty-three from China and Japan,
fifteen from the foreign possessions
Of the United States, and ninety
eight from Latin American countries.
The Latin Americans come from
twenty-one countries and represent
at least sixty different towns.
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The atmosphere is free of microbes at
nm elevation of 1000 feet.
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MAN HIS OWN DOCTOR
nx J. MAMILroN AYERS, a. W.. W. p.

This is a most Valuable Book for the Household, teaching a
distinguished Symptoms of different Diseases, the Causes and N
such Diseases, and the Simplest Remedies which will alleviate or
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DR.. KENNEDY'S
aAv0RITE
REMEDY
For KIDNEYS, BLOOD and LIVER

Backed by over 50 years of re-
markable success in the cure Of
Kidney, Liver and Blood trou-
bles; Constipation and the dis
eases peculiar to women Not a
patent medicine. The formula
is In keeping with strict scientific
principles. Many physicians of
the highest standing have pre-
scribed DIR. David Kennedy's Fa-
vorite Remedy. This statement
can be proved absolutely. 1t has
cured many cases practically
abandoned. Have you dangerous
symptoms of Kidney, Liver and
Blood troubles, pain in back,
sediment, pain In passing water,
etc. Z If so, don't delay,
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy at
J, S1.00; all druggists. Write DR..
Rondout, N. Y, for free sample.
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ment for general de-
bility and stomach
trouble l failed to
improve, and had to
AXE to my bed. l
was terribly ner-
vous; headache and
dizzy spells and aw-
full spells of pain in
the back racked me.
The kidney SQprl-
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Maniaa Are Epidemics.

Ma{ias and decisions are mental
pheno4ana, but they are social. Iney
are df3 ses of the mind, but they
are epf mic. They r contagious,
not as { lera is contagious. but con-
tact to hers is essential to them
They ar mass nhenomena.-Profes-
sor W. BumRer. In aFsIkways.n
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TAME HUNTING, SAYS ANOTHER
Captain Smiley Says Many Hunters
Have Made Lions Gun-Shy.

San Francisco, Cal.-Captain A. J..
Smiley, who is said to have served
with the Irish Brigade in the Boer
war, says that the hunting grounds
where e~x-President Roosevelt plans
to spend his vacation are nothing but
a huge game preserve, and that the
hunter will have a tame time. The
captain claims to have hunted over
this ground many times, and he as
serts that the lions have been shot at
so often they have become gun-shy.
The Duke of Manchester, according
to Captain Smiley, is said to have shot
yer the country which Roosevelt
will traverse without bagging any
game. Smiley says he has written to
Roosevelt suggesting that he go to a
portion of Africa where elephants
could be met in droves.
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lions were much disordered. l con-
suited specialists, but without relief,
and sank lower and lower until given
up to die. Kidney trouble was the
cause all the time, and when l began
using Doan's Kidney Pills l began to
improve right away. In good time /
was cured, and gained every bit l
had lost"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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When everything else is surren-
dered that is distinctive OF Jewish
ceremonialism the atonement retains
its grip on the vast majority of Israel
ties. Kippur is the last link binding
them to their community, their faith
and its peculiar observance.
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Cheaper in the End.

Lawyer Ito woe-begone, moth
eaten individual seated in his ofice)
And why do you wish for a d.
vorce? They are very expensive, you
know"
Moth-eaten Individual (taking a
dirty piece of paper out of his pocket
and handing it to the lawyer)-"This
is a bill for my wife's hat. If I get a
divorce l won't have to pay it. Tbs
lawyers fees will be abcut one-Gfth
the price of the hat. See!"-PHck.
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Rest For Our interference.

Ignorance, considered alonea and aside
from truth with which it is SO sweet.
ly harmonious, is rest for our intelli-
gence; it makes us forget our past
evils. dissimulates the present ones;
in fine, it is a boom since it comes to
us from nature. - Barnardin de
Saint-Pierre.
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Cinnamon in Car of Beans

Attracted by the sound of voices in
a box car, which supposedly con
tanned only a shipment of beans, I'M
migration Agent Dilworth at Big
Springs, Texas, had the car opened
and arrested sixteen Cinnamon, who
are held on a charge of having evad-
ed the immigration laws.
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The woman who has a thousand petty
cares and annoyances while she suffers
with headache or sideache must not be
blamed if she cannot always be amiable.
family and such a simple and natural rem
edy as Lanes Family Medicine, the herb
tea that makes weak women strong and
well. Sold by druggists and dealers, Csc.
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Russian Dragged and Left to Per-
ish in a Roman Boarding House.

Rome, Italy.-The body of a Rus
sian, Vladimir Tarasoff by name, was
found in a trunk in a boarding house,
locked up in the trunk, it is believed,
Tor twenty-three days.
A medical examination indicated
that the man, who was about thirty
years of age, had been drugged and
placed in the trunk, and that he had
lied of ~suffocation. Two Russians
visited him shortly before his disap-
~pearance. There is nc clew to their
Identity.
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Heart disease Kills Autoist Film,

Phillip Sheridan Finn, who for
two successive years finished the
Glidden Tours with perfect scores,
died at Atlantic City, N. j., of an af-
lection of the heart. Devotion to
fast driving with his automobile was
instrumental in causing his heart
trouble. Mr.. Finn was forty-four
years old.
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Proof That He's Nearsighted
Units an Oyster Bed Wat,

Trenton, N. 1.-The Civil Service
Commission received its first request
for the removal of an officeholdeT
here. 1t came from an oyster grower
of South Jersey who objected to a
Waterman, saying: HE isn't a good
Waterman because he is nearsighted.
A nearsighted Waterman can't do the
work. l know he is nearsighted, be-
cause If he wasn't he could see his
own father and brother stealing my
oysters right along" The Waterman
says complainant is merely sarcastic.
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There is no life that is empty of
care. There is no existnce that is
absolutely free from heart pangs. You
must take your troubles as they
come, shake 'em up if you can, and
throw them out of your mind quick
ly.
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The Drawback.

Some acquire fame,' " quoted the
Philosopher of Folly, some achieve
It, and some have it thrust upon
them. But those who have it thrust
upon them seldom know what to do
with It,"
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Murdered Wife With Razor

Daniel Ford, thirty years old, a ne
gro employed on. the Ashokan dam
at Browns Station, N. Y, murdered
his wife, Kate, in their home. Ford
almost decapitated his wife with a
razor and then disemboweled her.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02

Miss Alma S%turtevant was recently
appointed clerk of the County Court
in Boulder, Col. She is a native of
Maine and moved to Boulder County
from that State three years ago.
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ECZEMA BURNED AND ITcHEp.
Spread Over Hand, Arms, Legs and
FACET Was Something Terrible
Complete Cure by Cuticura.

@About fifteen or eighteen years ago &c.
zema developed on top of my hand. It
burned and itched SO much that / was
compelled to show it to a doctor. He pro-
nounced it ringworm. After trying his diff
ferent remedies the disease increased and
went up my ARM and to my legs and
finally IN my face. The burning was some
thing terrible. l vent to another doctor
who had the reputation of being the best
in town. He told me it was eczema. His
medicine checked the advance of the dis
ease but no further. | finally concluded to
try the Cuticura Remedies and found relief
in the first trial. / continued Until | was
completely free from the disease and l have
not been troubled since. G. Burkhart, 23o
W. Market St, Chambersburg, Pa, Sept.
10, 1908" Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass
A race horse galloping at full speed
clears twenty feet to t~wenty-four feet
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AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE Pinkham's Vegeta-
Bile Compound Cured Her.

Willimantic, Conn.-"For five years
1 suffered untold agony from female
troubles, causing backache, irregulari-
ties, dizziness and nervous prostra-
ton. It was impossible for me to
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Rear-AdmiraI Converse Dead.

Rear-Admiral Converse, U. S. NJ,
retired, for years commander of the
battleship Montgomery and one OF
the recognized torpedo experts of the
navy, died in his home in Washing
ton, D. c., of uraemic poisoning.
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Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Foot Ease.
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Corns,
Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching,
Sweating Feet and lngrowing Nails. Aliens
Foot-Ease mikes new or tight shoes easy. At
all Druggists and Shoe stores, Is cents. Ac-
cept no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen s.. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
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DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism radi-
cally cures in to Its action is remark
able. 1t removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. First dose
greatly benefits. 75c. and 81. At druggists.
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japan is now competing actively
with the United States and Great Bri-
tain for China's trade in pianos,
piano players and organs.
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Corporation Can Be Convicted.
The New York Court of Appeals,
reversing the Appellate Division, de-
cided a corporation can be convicted
of homicide.
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walk upstal
without stopping
on the way. 1
tried three differ
ent doctors and
each told me some
thing different. 1
received no benefit
from any of them,
but seemed to sui
fer more. The la s
doctor said moth
ing would restore
nv health began
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,a Munyon's ySrnst Cold sos ,, Remedy a1yoi Relieves imm sa,d the
ly. Checks Fevers, stops Discharges of
the nose, takes away all aches and pains
caused by colds. 1t cures Grip and OBJ
stinate Coughs and prevents Pneumonia.
Price Csc.
Have you stiff or swollen joints, no mat
ter how chronic? Ask your druggist for
Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy and see
how quickly you will be cured.
If you have any kidney or bladder trou-
bic get Munyon's Kidney Remedy.
Munyon's Vitalizer makes weak men
strong and restores lost powers. 4
A great deal of Canadian lumber goes to
China, largely for railroad construction.
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Australia has had an abundant
wheat crop this season. Owing to
the high prices in the worlds mar
kets, shipments of the grain are be-
ing hurried forward in steamships
instead of, as usual, by sailing YES
sells. N.Y.-14
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This country has 1873 cities with a pop
ulation of over &c, 300 each.
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Rhematism Cured in a Day,

Almost t~hree-quarters of a million dollars
will be the gross receipts from the Texas
onion crop this year.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, %softens the gums, reduces inlamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c. a bottle.
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The Burma petroleum wells in India
yielded in 1907 So, 00O. 900 worth of oil.
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Dealing With Trouble.

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
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dyspepsia and constipation are avoidable
miseries-take Garfield Tea, Natures Herb
laxative
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02

Wise people use Hamlins Wizard Oil to
stop pain because they know it always
makes good. Foolish people try expert
ments. Ask your druggists about it.
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Piles Cured

The Transvaal produces 1000 ounces Of
gold every month.
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ROGERS RAILWAY OPEN.
The Virginian a New Factor in Soft
Coal Trade.

Norfolk.-A new factor in the soft
coal trade of the world is the Virgin
ian Railway, built mainly by Henry
H. Rogers, from Deep Water, West
Va, to Norfolk, 442 miles.
Steamers will come to the pier for
coal for their bunkers and for a cargo
of 1900 tons each. The opening of
the Virginian Railway will be cele-
brated here by Mr.. Rogers, accom-
panied by Mark Twain.
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STRUCK DOWN,
Worn Out and Frustrated With a
Treacherous Trouble.

Miss Emma Shirley, Kill Buck, N.
Y, says: Under my doctors treat
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02

G%unpowder was invented by the Arab
ians about 700.
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Piles Cured in 6 to Ia Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding OF Protruding
Piles in 6 to IA days or money refunded. SOC.
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Only One 'Bromo Q%uinine"
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
tor the signature of E. w. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. Csc.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02

China uses a great deal of lead, princi-
pally for lining tea chests.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02

1t is said that in Austria forty-four out
of every loo doctors die of heart disease.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-02
A Domestic Eve Remedy

Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drugs Laws.
Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug
gists for Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-19
FABULOUS
PRICE COT

A quite fabulous price in the cir
cumstances, was brought at the sale
of the life interest of John D. Holt
Sr. in the Makaha lands in Waianae
district. John M. Dowsett was the
purchased for $4,000. A. L. c. At
kinson ran him up, from his first bid
of 81, 1000, by 500 advances. The bene-
ficiary of the interest is an old man,
which makes the purchase somewhat OF
a gamble There is an area of about
1000 acres in the tract. 1t does not
include the Makaha coffee plantation.
A. o. Steven of Morgan's office con-
Quoted the sale for J. Marcallino, COM
missioner of court in the partition suit
of May X. Brown VS.. Henry Holmes,
trustee, and others. Considerable of a
crowd took an interest in the auction,
but the bidding was confined to Dow
sett and Atkinson.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-19
BURGLAR LEFT
HA4 ON TRAIL

Detective Kalakiela has five-dollar,
black hat at the station house this
afternoon, and is now trying hard to
find the owner of it. Sometime after
midnight the house of Charles Butzke,
of the plumbing firm of Gehring q
Butzke, was entered. The house is
back of the plumbing shop on King
street near Alapai Entrance was
gained through the kitchen door at the
rear Attracted by the noise, Mr.
Butzke went into the kitchen but just
in time to see a figure leaving the pre-
misses Only a few food articles were
taken.
This morning the hat of the fis-
creant was found in the yard not far
from the witchen, the would-be bur
glar having dropped it in his hasty
fight. 1t is a fine, black felt, costing
about S. The chief thinks that the
prowler was without doubt a white
man, and a novice in the art of house
breaking.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-19
SAYS GARFIELD
FREED WALLACE
lCo4tlnued from Page One.J

continued straight along since. The
voices were principally those of boys
but sometimes men. They would call
out for the doctor and then start in
cursing. Several times he had run
out of the house to catch them but
just in time to see the miscreants
scampering over the fence or around
corners.
This" declared the witness, was
a system of annoyance put up by DR..
Wayson for the express purpose Of
mentally incapacitating me"
This remarkable statement was i'm
mediately taken up by the court,
Judge Andrade asking if the witness
believed that either the Board OF
Health or DR.. Wayson really wanted
to impair his health or that either
would go to such serious extreme IN
order to obtain his remedy. DR.. At
cherley replied in the affirmative. The
Board of Health he said, wanted the
credit for discovering a leprosy cure
and would resort to anything to ac-
complish their ends.
In further answer to the court DIR.
Atcherley stated that Wayson had in
his possession his (Atcherley's) com
plete cure and had been using it since
November last. DR.. Wayson, witness
declared, was now using the Atcherley
cure successfully on a male patient
and had cured a female patient who,
| however did not have genuine lep-
rosy. @sFs29 a
Mrs. Atcherley sits near Attorney
Magoon in court and mods assent OF
shakes her head as questions are pro-
pounded to her husband in the wit
ness box The witness may not OBJ
serve this, but the court officers and
reporters do.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-19
SPORTS
WILL GOVERN
SCHOOL SPORTS

Honolulu has now an interscholastnc
athletic league, a compact between the
PunahOus, Rams and High School be-
ing former at a meeting last night.
These three institutions will COM
pose a triangular league under the
Association, and this association will
in future handle all local school sports.
A committee made up of members OF
the three institutions named will set
tie all dispute sand regulate thhe
sports inu their seasons.
E. X Arnold of Oahu College was
elected president of the association, E..
B. Blanchard of the High School, vice
president, and Mr.. Hopwood of Ka-
ehameha schools, secretary.
There will be a meeting of the lea
que tomorrow night for the purpose OF
arranging the soccer schedule for the
season.
The league agreed at its meeting that
the soccer season must end each year
on Washington's Birthday, this so as
to prevent the season interfering with
other sports.
AT last nights meeting a represen-
tative of Aliiolani College asked to De
allowed to enter a team in the soccer
league. The request was granted.
The school socceh teams will start
practice Immediately.