The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-07-13

age TO find out about things?' is an
other COmLA'n query, generally Cou.
pied with. DO you go around and see
the people personally about their
parties and dinners. or how do you
get them?
often visits are made personally
for the particulars concerning so
cicty event especially for 'hc larger
affairs i'm which the public as
whole are interested But psidr
from these. the telephone is the one
means Of obtaining the desired infor.
nation, or rather, using the terms
Of the initiated We would say
stories aud stuff
There is never the same answer
comes twice over the telephone, uu-
less since the hot days are here j, is.
"Oh. 1t is too hot for news"
In the catalogue Of the hostcsscs
are the ones who want "all the par
ticulars." those who would like to-
have it just mentioned" those who
do not want anything said at all.
Of course that is when the hostess
considers her affair too Insignificant
for publication, or else she never
reads tho paper and does not care
to contribute her quota to it's society
column
\ few Of the society telephone con
yorsatons have occurred recently as
follows:
Here is an account Of our club
meeting on Tuesday afternoon now
! viii expect YOU to write it mp so
that it will sound all right"
81 would like to give YOU the par.
ticulars about our society meeting
this afternoon" Gives full account.
Nov say, do write it up nice and
don't put i'm a lot Of gushy adicctives,
just make it real common and exact "
Gould YOU call up later. N--is
washing the dog and cannot come to
the telephone"
Hello, this is society Ardmorcitc."
"Oh, want the police station"
Did YOU entertain tho--cmbrod
cry club yesterday"
Mrs. B-"Ycs. but don't say any.
thing about IT,"
Alright. just as you desire. when
does it meet next, could you tell me
that"
Mrs. with Mrs. c. But we
have made It rule 10 report moth
ing"
yes? would like to use the meet.
ing date. however, for the socic,,
alendar."
Mrs. H.-"Oh. did not think we
would care IL you did that"
Mrs. A-"You will please not men.
tion our affair for Monday"
Just as you like"
"t'll give YOU a full account on
Tuesday"
II want 10 give you the report Of
our card party. .---YOu viii wri :,
SO that it looks all right in print.
p ont YOU"
Gould you give me the particulars
about your dinner"
Mrs. C.-"Oh. I am too busy now;
please telephone Mrs. H."
Mrs. H.. could you give me the
particulars concerning the dinner last
evening""
Mrs. HI was only guest, so
YOU telephone Mrs. NJ"
Mrs. M-"Wcll. don't believe
that the other ladies will care, ana
! will give II all to you"
"Oh, it is too hot for any news
now"
"Arn't YOU going west with all the
rest of Ardmore?"
Il am going TO wait until cooler
weather 10 travel. TMey say it Is
the hottest ride in the world to got
TO Colorado, so am going to stay at
home, and be as comfortable as pos
siblc, and 20 later"
Yes, we ate our supper in the
park on Wednesday evening, but the
flies were so terrible that 1t almost
spoiled our spread, | never thought
there could be so many out there"
II want TO tell you about our new
club we have organized. 1t is caleu
'Oo.te.pons' '" (That is the way one
would write 1t from pronunciation
How do you spell it?"
"Unter Uns"
oh, that is German for Among
ourselves Are you German"
Not that much. but have SON.