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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-28
EP|SC0PALIAHS WILL
MEET IN JUNCTION CITY
Second COnyOcatiOn of District
Of Utah Opens Session
on June 2.
Special TO The Tribune.

SpeclaI 10 lle tribune
OGDEN, May 27.-Beglnning June ,
aud lasting until June 4. the second
Episcopal convocation Of the district Of
Utah will be held here in the church of
the Good Shepherd, of which Rev. w.
w. Fleetwood is the rector. Bishop
Spalding and Il large number of rec
tors from churches throughout the state
are expected 10 be IN attendance. The
following programme for the three days
session of the conyocatlon has been ar
ranged;
Wednesday, June 2,
. a. m-Morning prayer.
IL a. m.-Holy communion and ordi-
nation to the priesthood of NJ. j. Hersey,
deacon.
Preacher. the bishop-elcct OF western
Colorado. Rev. Benjamin Brewster.
1880 p. m.-Organization and appoint
ment of committees. Luncheon.
. p. m.-Bishop's address.
p. m.-Reports from institutions.
p. m.-Missionary meeting.
New Settlements and Indians Rev.
D. X, Johnston.
Work for Students" Rev. Paul Jones.
''Self-HeIp in Utah" Rev. C. E. Per-
'"rhc Missionary Motive" Rev. NJ. w.
Rice.
Thursday, June 3.
a. m.-Morning prayer.
10 a. m.--Business.
II a, m.-Discusslon: christian Edu-
cation. "a adult Bible Classes Rev.
William j.. Rull5lcy; (2) Relative Value
of Bible and Catechism." Rev. w, w;
Fleetwood; (S) "Childrens Services"
Rev. T.. George.
3 p. m,-Woman's auxiliary, Reports
Speakers-Rev. NJ. j. Hersey, the
bishop.
p, m.-Clerlcal session, preaching" ;"
(a) "Evangelistic Services" Rev, NJ. w.
Rice; (b) 1.-The Church and Social Serv-
ice" Rev. d. K. Johnston; (c) THE
Church and New Thought" Rev Thorn
ton Denhardt, Public Schools" Rev. A
George.
Friday, June 4.
n1-Morniny praNer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-28
Thursday, June 3
Friday, June 1.
McCrea Visits City.

. Il. m.-Morning prayer.
10 q. m.-BuSineSs and elections
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
NEW MEXICO VICTIM
OF TYRANT POLITICS

on the subject Of statehood the
Washington Post publishes an editor
tai captloned Arizona and New Mex
leo" It is as follows:
while stephen b.. Elkins was a
delegate in congress-lbt5-1I- b tbs
narroweyt margin he Aeied to per
suade and TO shame the national legis-
latIre into the humor OF common
honesty to redeem a solemn treaty
pledge to make New Mexico, whose
delegate he was. a state OF the Union.
That Was "A generation ago. as the
mortuary statistics show in our coun
try.
al that very time, when Mr.. FL
kins WAS delegate. a third OF a century
ago or more. New Mexico was better
fitted for statehood in the matters OF
manhood, Of civilization, and OF
wealth than some OF the acknovl-
edged sisters who make tho repuhlv,
and since then several sisters have
been added that could not compete
with New Mexico in things that go to
make p state.
There has not been a day when
congress was in session the past dozen
years that a majority OF both houses.
II the muster had been permitted.
would not have lined UP for state
hood for both New Mexico ana Ari-
IONA. To escape the responsibility II
was provided that they might come in
as n state. IL they ratified II In =
referendum. To their honors. the in
suit was rcpulscd.
but the outlook Tor statehood the
next session OF congress is not very
bright The chief republican news
paper organ OF the Mississippi valley
Is opposed 70 IT, 1t would bring into
the Union W. doubtful states. and the
@. O. Z is not the Ereenhorn to for
get that the admission OF Colorado.
I'm 1876. saved the bacon OF Il. b.
Hayes II profited by that transac-
ton. It is true. but II might lose the
ncN round
with the exception " Oklahoma.
Il Is doubtful II any state admitted 70
the Union since the ratification OF the
federal constitution by the last OF the
original thirteen was better equipped
FOR statehood, In citizenship or ma
terial advancement than Arizona or
New Mexico.
But politics Is a tyrant, no matter
party Is In power
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
BiIIJN6IE DECLINES TO
DISCUSS RINORED CHANGES
IBy MornLnE JonrnaI spealal reaend MlrsI

Washington, oct 2s-Thcre was Il
persistent report tonight that 4. l.
Lawshe. who resigned as third assist
ant postmaster general a few DAYS
& may be appointed governor Of
New Mexico
II was not Acknowledged that gov
rho Curry has adviAed the depart
ruent OF the interior Of his intention
Of returning 20 private life Ills res
%ignation II Us understood Is now on
iLs way here. Secretary BalunRer de
clined 20 discuss the rumpred changes
and insisted mat the question Of a
successor to Governor Curry had not
been brought ~, Mr. Lawshe has
had q long career IN the public scr
vice II Is said that his il health is
~ch9reeabie TO his work in the post
office department n that the dry
climate Of the southwest would go far
toward restoring him. His friends.
both IN the administration and In his
home state ~ Indipna, are reported
"a be exerting their influence with the
president to have Mr.. Lawahe ap-
pointed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
REGIMENT CHANGES
STATIONS
Wholesale Transfer of Troops
Incident to Annual Change
in Garrison of Philippine Is
. lands and Alaska.


Washington. oct. PA wholesale
shifting OF United states troops in the
Philippines Yesterday and several sta
tions in the country proper was an
nounccd at the war department. to-
day. II was nscessitated largely by
the annuai transfer of troops To and
from the Philippines.
The following Organizations are or
dcrcd To embark for the Philippines
Tor the two years service:
The sixth infantry. stationed at
Fort William II. Harrison n Fort
Misscula. IN Montana and Fort Lin
coin. North Dakota, on January q,
1910
The Nineteenth infantry. now At
Fort Bliss and Fort Mcintosh. Texas.
aud Fort Mackenzie. Wyoming. Feb
ruHrv 8
The Ninth infantry at Fort sam
Houston. Texas. April 9
Headquarters First battalion and
Batteries \ and II. First field urtil-
l'ry. at Fort sin. Oklahoma. March g..
BATTERY G. second field artillery
corps. Fort Mourao, Va, March b.
The organizations to be relieved
assignments in the United states fol-
lows.
Fourteenth infantry viii sail ON
February d. tho headquarters band
ana one battalion following TO Fort
William H. Harrison, one battalion
to Fort Missouri ana one to Fort Lin
coin
TWcnty-third infantry. March rs.
headquarters band and one battalion
going 20 Fort bliss one 10 Fort Nc
Intosh n onc 10 Fort Huachua.
NTlz
Fourth infantry. May Is. hcadquar-
tors band and two battalions going 10
sort crook ana n battalion to Fort
I.oEan u Root. Arkansas
headquarters First battalion and
batteries a ana y. FHftb field urtli-
lety, Arrii -. 90 tho Presidio. san
Francisco
Rltt,ry u. second field artillcr,
july o.. Co Vancouver BARRACKS
Washington.
Battery q Ftfth artillery November
a {" The Preside, san Francisco.
Twenty tifth company. coast artl-
lorS corps April -. 60 Fort Monroe.
W.
SiNtrcnth i~nfantrN ordered 90 en-
n1fk from seattle iu June FOR stations
in Alaska IL viii relieve the Twenty
SECOND i%ntIutry. which wifi Ice sta
iinned on us return az Fort san Hous-
tou
H-oalquartors Second battalion and
ff'itr g. u, = and Il First field mr.
tlllet} are ordered from The Prosidio
n' SON Francisco o. Fort sill This
transfer is ordered to take place al
'itinus tintcs between March 8 ana |
toh'r 3
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
GIRL WITH SHOT GUN
HOLDS MASKED
MEN At BAY
Band Of NightridefS Driven Off
by Plucky Young Woman in
Kentucky Tobacco District.


Lexington, KY oct. 2s.-A slender
girl. armed with a double-barreled
shotgun, put TO flight forty masked
night riders when they crushed down
the door OF her fathers house last
night IN Mason county. The mob APP
peared at the home OF George Kreitz,
evidently with the intention Of whip
ping him, and when entrance was re-
fused the door was knocked in with
an axe aud crowbar. kreitz's daugh-
ter stood ready with q loaded shotgun
ana fired both barrels Kreitz recog-
nized several riders aud III in %confer-
cnce today with the officers at Mays
Vile. Several arrests are expected.
Before appearing in the Kreitz
home the riders went to the farm OF
. neighbor. Benjamin Longnecker.
and shot through the windows, several
bullets narrowly missing members of
the family.
I.ongnecker is wealthy. lie and
Krcitz had sold their tobacco crops
60 Independent buyers and had re-
fused to enter the pool Of the Burley
Tobacco society.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
MEXICAN ON TRIAL
FOR LIBEL ON
D|Az
Cadcatudst Hailed to Court in
New York for Picturi0g Pres
ident as "Gzar of Mexico
10y Morning Journal Special Leased wir.l

10y Morning journal special Leased Wire
New YORK. oct 2N.-On "a charge of
malicious libel preferred hy Rafael
Reeves Espinaola. proprietor Of the
newspaper ~ impartial of the city Of
Mexico. carlo III FOrnaro. c%aricatur-
tst and neWsBaBer man. vas placed on
trial IN the general sessions court here
today The action is based on state
ments made in q pamphlet entitled.
"DiaZ, Car 81 Mexico" Mr. Espin-
doia WAS called IN as q witness and
denied in detail the truth Of the nj
legged ibclous statements contained In
the article
Mir E%spind0lu. while declaring his
paper was friendly TO the Diaz gov
eminent, said II WIS not the principal
government organ. Ills paper was
subsidized by the government Of Mex
leo, but not by President Diaz, he dc
ciafcd In answer to questions.
on discrimination the witness
was led Co tell OF his participation in
three affairs Of honor with propri-
etors Of other newspapers. In one OF
which he wounded his opponent and
In another IN which he himself was
wounded.
Motion 20 dismiss the Indictment
WAS denied.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

president OF the san Miguel National
bank Of L.is Vegas was host ~ an in
Formal luncheon at the ~castanoda. al
which Governor Curry WAS the guest
of honor. Other guests included II.
W. Kelly. Col ~ ~. Padgett, editor
81 the optic, Charles A Spiess, 4. r
Hoskins and Postmaster r. @. Blood.
II IS announced this evening that Or.
J. III cunningham viii he put IN the
Hcla for governor and il rs expected
that he Wfll accept and get ia the
race. His friends among the leaders
are confident that he VIII land the APP
pointment if he viii become "A candt-
date ana those friends are just as
positive that Or Cunningham VIII
make just the kind ct an executive
needed on the eve u statehood.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

G r. Kluger, the Jeweler. 1860 Vir-
sinia Ave- indianapolis. Ind, writes;
Il was so weak from kidney trouble
that ] could hardly walk q hundred
feet -Four bottles Of Folcy's Kidney
Remedy cleared my complexion. cur
ed my backaehe and the IRREGULAR
ties disappeared, and ! can nov at
tend TO business every day and rec
ommend Foley's Kidney Remedy to all
sufferers. as II cured me after tho
doctors and other remedies had fail
ed {" j. H. 0tEeilly d Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

II people with symptoms II kidney
or bladder trouble could realize their
danger they would without loss of
time commence taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy. This great remedy stops the
pain and the irregularities. strength
ems and builds up these organs and
there is 10 danger of Bright's disease
or other serious disorder. Do not dis
regard the early symptoms. J. III. o.
Reilly & co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

Louis Boon, a leading merchant Of
Norway. Mich, writes, Three bot.
Ties 81 Foley's Honey and Tar abso-
lntely cured my boy Of a severe cough.
and q neighbours boy. who was SO ifl
with a cold that the doctors gave him
mp. was cured by taking Foley's
Honey and Tar Nothing else is as
Fafe and certain IN results. J. Ii.
O'Reiliy a. Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
RAILWAY ENGINEER
A6S0LVEO FROM BLAME

Colorado Springs. colo. oct rs
sponsiblo by a o jury for the
Rio Grande wreck At Hustled. Colo.
August IA. when twelve people were
killed n siXty-twO injured. MAS ac-
quilted of a charge Of m~anslaughter
in the district court tonight.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
PRACTICAL JOKERc
FACE REAL
GRIEF
Government May Prosecute
Men Who Deposited Live
Postum in Mail Box Animal
Eat the Mail,

10y Morning JoarnnI sp~eisf leased wirsI
Washington, oct eS--A practical
Joke, with "A postum as the chief FAC
tor, IS likely 20 get some prominent
people into trouble with tho United
States government
on the night of October 10. last. "a
party Of twenty-five residents of Lees
Ntlle' la, placed "a poasum in the
nackaEe bin of the local p~ostofnc"
lhe next morning the postmAsters
suhordiuatcs opened the hin and
found the animal. which had chewed
ihe mail Ia the bin 70 fragments The
names of the JokerR have been OBJ
tained by the department and action
against them win he Instituted.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
SCOTS Emulsion

lt Is the recognized treat
ment and prescribed by PLY
sicians all over the world Tor
this dread disease. 1t j. the
ideal loodmcdicinc to heal
the lungs and build up the
wasting body.
fok sALE a. Ar nnFGrgrs
So utae a-l aH SIS 81 O. raf
e-a -Fir- t-at ~ taIs eL.ffh.h
81 AHt asIaIHs l sHaa G.as F
ScoIt & DJN ~ sOs fsar = New lmk
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
CARRIED MESSAGE
TO GARCIA
Major Rowan, Who Brought
Word of War With Spain to
Cuban Amy 10 Retire for
Ace


~ N"fhihS journal SPECIAL leased Wire
Washington. O'f - Tor An
drew : Rowan OF The Fifteenth init
"a states infaufrs the man who car
Rcd General Miles message 10 Garcia
90 the outbreak of che SpRnfs Amer
iean war Mill be- reured in the month
ni berrmper after more than thirty
wears service
General Garcia. with hf~ s-sa" e>--a
~ tuhnns vas nearly surrounded On
ilr spanish army IN tue 3D.
tuba and the success - Natn- ~
vans perllous mission resulted IN thu
later cooperation OF the An rlCaa
and Cuban forces. Major Rowan has
rrn tiHfisnta With his regiment I'd
uft houElaa Titan. sSr ZONE time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

proprietary medicines under a Latin
name. charging for the written nrs-
scrlption three times the cost ~ n
medicine "a 10 not hesitate TO con
ushlh thet sti-Same medicine IL II j.
advertised or mentioned by the nuhiS
lhere sre. however. many honest
doctors who DO not hesitate 90 n.n.SA
recommend and prescribe Surb sts,s'
40 Remedies a. LYDIA + Tirkh-ns
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
tuberculosis

Plenty of fresh air, modcr-
ate exercise sleeping IN the
open air under cover, and a
nourishing dict are an good
and helpful but the most inn.
purtaat al all L.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

n suppose you have q wifa and
eight children. sneered the h,artleSS
man.
Great scott no." answered ploJ-
ding Pete T had. don't YOU s'pose
Id De home maxim EN- work o.
Washington star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

Wilie-Pa. may | ask one more
question:
Pa-Well. what is il
Willie-lf a man from Portugal Is
a Portuguese is his little boy a Portu-
gosling9
Pa-Rieht To bed with you-St
Louis Times.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
uIscomiu. Conduct

Il want higgins dismissed from the
optimists club said the indignant
youth
What's The trouble ."
~ insists ON referring 90 tbs
money 1 borrowed from him instead
ct talking about something pleasant
Washington star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
GilSy Going.

Almost Tho last landmark OF the
Broadway Of "a past generation. the
good old Gilsey House is today being
made ready 10 strip and tear down 10
give ground 10 "a modern. mammoth
skyscraper when Gotham was a
score 90 years Younger the elaborate
white face OF this passing hostclry
Was recognized as one Of the chief
centerS OF the leisure life II the town
ihronged ty distinguished foreigners
and the leaders OF New York Of that
DAY. the corridors OF the Gisev were
sought as a social center after bust
ness died downtown each Gay. All
p resorts Of uptown Broadway Law
within easy reach Of the quaint por-
ticcs OF the place and its cafe. res
ana rotnndas hugzca with h
activities of the uight crowd TO-DAY
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
ATTORNEYS,

r. w. d. BRYAN
Attorney at Law.
Office In First National Rank Rui,8-
ing, Albuquerque, N. M.
'Ho' W. NlIson. Jno. a. White.
WILSON & WHITE,
Attorneys at Law.
15-17-19, Cromwell Building.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

the growth Of this metropolis has
spread the old amusement region
miles above its ancient sites, and the
Gilscy must give way To upward pres
sure for office working room.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
CARDS
ASSAYERS.

w.
Assayer.
Mining and Metallurgical Engineer,
cog West Fruit Avenue.
Postoffice Box 173, or at office of r..
n. Kent, 112 South Third street.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

Never in its history has the cts
seen as bewildering and comic "A cit,
campaign rs hat which is today
Whirling about town. More than a
million dollars 81 calculated as being
spent here at present TO give the peo-
pie some slight chance of at least get
ting a peep at the men for whom they
must vote. Barnard in his bank,
.Gaynor on the bench and Hearst
among his newspaper copy-slingers.
had been known only To the few OF
their profession before the bosses
trottcd them out TO bid for the votes
of millions who never saw them.
To-day the party leadersn are wildly
waving the public gaze toward the
men whom they have made to head
their tickets. and the voters are
dumbly following the fracas with lit
tie real interest in the issue. With
popular apathy recorded in an enroll
mcnt shrunken by many thousands.
even the professional politicians are
beginning 10 read the plain lesson OF
mock campaign The people Of
the party ranks must De given a voice
On their nominations by direct prim-
1rv. they admit. before another such
farce ear De perpetrated here.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29

With every cellar and tart factory
working overtime to make up for the
detection of the strikers. VINO ordin-
arily urn out $4,000 pies for the
palates OF New Workers each day, "a
pie panic has this weck been avertcd
by the Importation of tons of scab
pies from the n%eighboring country.
Facing this pastry problem at every
lunch ounter about town, the pie re-
tailers declare today hat they can
appease their frantic customers lit
tie longer if the pie works of this ISL
and are not at once freed from the
tie up and the wheels of this
essential industry set in motion.
Gotham has endured much of late
years; but the impending pie famine
seems almost more than her hungry
hosts ran even contemplate.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-10-29
WILL ASK WHOLE
NATION TO TAKE
PART
IN PLAN TO SETTLE
PEARY AND COOK
Excited Gotham Prepared to
Call Them Both BoreSi The
Political PeepShow in Little
Old New York.


tb' '"FhhhS ffufuti Npcclai Iftfetu w ire
New York. oct. 24.-To settle
finally in the public mind the rival
claims of Peary and Cook is the OBJ
jcct of a mighty movement that has
been set on foot in this ely today.
lacked by the people of the entire
nation and the four millions OF this
town, sitting as a committee OF the
whole, this organized inquiry is to be
headed by all the scientific societies.
arctic clubs and geographical outhori-
ties that recognize the right of the
public to an immediate solution of the
polar problem. Warm friends and
bitter partisansNof both explorers are
today being united in this call Tor a
speedy settlement Of their contro-
vcrsy here, and within "a few weeks.
IT is expected that definite plans for
the test by tribunal win be announced.
Meanwhile DR.. Cook is engrossed in
l%cCturing through the country and
nothing is heard from Lieutenant
Peary except The platform praises of
Matt Henson. his black man Friday
Unless its people are soon shown the
in the much-mooted matter.
Gotham Is prepared to dismiss the
achievements Of both pole hunters avs
dull. drcarN farce
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-05-25
Itched and Scratched Until Blood Ran
$50 Spent on Useless Treatments
Disease Seemed Incurable-
Cured by Cuticura for S1.5O.

When my little boy was two and half
months old he broke out on both cheeks
with eczema. 1t was the itchy, watery
kind and we had to keep his little hands
wrapped up all the time, and if he would
happen TO get them uncovered he would
claw his face till the blood streamed down
on his clothing. We called in a physician
at once, but he gave an ointment which
was so severe that my babe would scream
when 1T was put on. We changed doctors
and medicines until we had spent fifty dol
lars or more and baby was getting worse
was so worn out watching and caring for
him night and day that / almost felt sure
the disease was incurable. But finally
reading of the good results of the Cuticura
Remedies, determined to try them / can
truthfully say / was more than surprised.
for | bought only a dollar and halfs
worth of the Cuticura Remedies (Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Pills., and they did
more good than all my doctors medicines
had tried, and in fact entirely cured him.
His face is perfectly clear of the least spot
or scar of anything. Mrs w. NJ. Comerer,
Burnt Cabins, Pa, Sept Is, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
OF Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-05-25
Or. A. J. PICKERING,
P0ST-0FFlCE BUILDING,
EVANSVILLE w. VA,
THE DEMON AS A CLEANsER

THE LEMON AS A CLEANSER.
There is no excuse for rough or
stained hands nowadays, no matter
how much time you must spend in
the kitchen. A slice OF lemon. or
a skin from which tho Juice has been
squeezed. rubbed on the hands will
remove stains of all kinds; as a nail
cleanser equal portions OF lemon
juice and alcohol help to rcmovo
stains. 1t should be applied upon alb
sorbent cotton wound about a sharp
ened orange stick. At night the hands
should be literally anointed with n
toilet cream, and loose white cotton
gloves worn to save the bedclothing
Lemon juice will cleanse other
things besides the skin. Copper may
DO cleaned by rubbing with n lemon
skin and salt. 1t should be wiped Mt
once with a cloth or channels. Iron
rust and ink stains may be removed
from linen by rubbing with lemon
juice and salt and then exposing the
spot to the sun.
For feverishness and unnatural
thirst soften a lemon by rolling it
on some hard surface, cut off the top.
add sugar, working it down into the
lemon with a fork then slowly suck
the Observation-Disclosures