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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19
Eat What You want of the food you ned Kodol will digest it.

You need a sufficient amount of good wholesome food and more than this you need to fully digest it.
 Else you can't gain strength, nor can you strengthen your stomach if 1t is weak.
 You must eat in order to live and maintain strength.
 You must not diet, because the body requires that you eat a suffic- tent amount of food regularly.
 But this food must be digested, and it must be digested thoroughly. When the stomach can't do it, you must take something that will help the stomach.
 The proper way to do is to eat what you want, and let Kodol di- gest the food.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19

If you want the best driving or rid ing horses, call up the O. K. Phone 4s1. W. P. Kelsey, Prop.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19

Had we not faults of our own we should take less pleasure in complain ing of others.-Fenelon.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19

Nothing else can do this. When the stomach is weak it needs help; you must help it by giving it rest, and Kodol will do that.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19
siIkworm Eqes.

The eggs of the siikworm are abour the size of mustard seeds
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19
Beet Sugar.

The effort to make sugar from beets dates back as far a. he year lI47.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19
Our Guarantee

Go to your druggist today, 4 purchase a dollar bottle, and if \ can honestly say, that you did receive any benefits from it, s| using the entire bottle, the drI gist will refund your money to without question or delay.
 We will pay the druggist the p' of the bottle purchased by you !
 This offer applies to the la bottle only and to but one it family.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19

We could not afford to make 90 an offer, unless we positively D what Kodol will do for you.
 It would bankrupt us.
 The dollar bottle contains 2b tip as much as the fifty cent bottle
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-01-19

Kodol is made at the laboratot1 of E. c. DeWitt e. Cn Chicarn
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

A little Washington girl had for a
long time wanted a Boston bull ter
rier. One day, during her GONZALES
cence from an attack of pneumonia.
the youngster preached the subject to
her mother, begging that she induce
her father to procure such a dog.
Her mothers response was to the eff
feet that, as daddy did not like dogs.
the chances were that he would be I'M
willing to buy one. Then, perceivinc
the expression Of disappointment that
came to the face Of the little Invalid
the mothers heart melted, and she
said:
"Wait till you get well, dear; then
we will see"
ooh, no." answered the child. The
sicker l am the more likely he will be
to buy it for e."-Baltimore Ameri-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Scottish Caution.

Certainly the cautious Scot spirit
pervaded the opinions Of the Scottish
architect who was called upon to erect
a building in England upon the long
lease system, so common with Angli-
can proprietors, but quite new to our
friend. When he found the proposal
was to build upon the tenure of 900
years he quietly suggested: "Could We
no max it a thousand? Nine hundred
and ninety-nine years II be slippln'
AVA"
But Of all the cautious and careful
answers we ever heard of was one
given by carpenter to an old lady in
Glasgow. for whom he was working.
and the anecdote is well authentcat-
ed. She had offered him a dram and
asked him whether he would have it
then or wait till his work was done.
Indeed, men," he said. there's been
sic power o. sudden deaths lately
that I'll just TAX it ow."-"Reminis-
cences of Dean Ramsay"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
CHOOSING A VOCATION.

Follow Common Sense and Conscience
and Do Your Best.
1t is very certain that no man is fit
for everything, but it is almost as GER
tain, too, that there is scarce any one
ipan who is not fit for something,
Which something nature plainly points
out to him by giving him tendency
and propensity to It,
! look upon common sense to be to
the mind what conscience is to the
heart-the faithful and constant mont
tor Of what is right or wrong. And ]
am convinced that no man commits
either a crime or a folly but against
the manifest and sensible representa-
lions Of the one or the other.
Every man finds in himself, either
from nature or education-for they are
hard TO distinguish peculiar bent
and disposition to some particular
character, and his struggling against
it is the fruitless and endless labor Of
Sisyphus, Let him follow and cult
vate that vocation; he win succeed in
1t and be considerable in one way at
least, whereas IL he departs from it he
will at best be inconsiderable, proba-
bly, ridiculous.-Lord Chesterfield.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
MAKING NEEDLES.

From the Coil of Fine Steel Wire to
the Finished Product.
In the making Of needles a coil Of
fine steel wire is first run into an elab-
crate machine and cut into pieces the
length of two needles. These lengths
are gathered into little bundles, and
each end Of the wire is sharpened at
the rate of hundreds a minute by be-
ing pressed against a grindstone. the
sparks, flying in a continuous stream,
making a miniature frework display
Two eyes are next stamped in the cen
ter of the wire, which is then broken
In half, forming two needles, and
roughly first finished" by having the
burs rubbed down.
At this stage the needles are still
soft wire and need hardening, so they
are soaked in a bath of hot oil and
when cool again are quite hard and
brittle. Then follows the polishing
process, when, done up in bundles Of
thousands, the needles are continually
rolled in sand for a period of seven
days, coming forth from the process
with a fine polish.
Lastly they are threaded on wires,
and a little friction makes the eyes
bright and clear before they are taken
to the packing room.-Pearson's Week
"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
The oyster Grab.

Some Of the most remarkable crabs
in the world live at the expense of
other animals. They are crustacean
tramps and have no shame in sustain
ing existence at other animals cost.
One Of these marine tramps is little
7hat makes It's home with the
wing oyster. In fact, 1t dwells in the
kster's she'll and feeds on whatever
rs left oyer from the mollusk's dinners
Oddly enough, however. it is only the
female that has this habit of board
ing out" The male crab has no per-
manent home, but spends its time
swimming about at the surface of the
water. Oyster crabs sometimes are
big enough to have an arm stretch of
an inch. Epicures consider them very
good to eat Sometimes they are cook
ed separately, and occasionally they
are picked. Crabs Of nearly allied spe-
cies, somewhat bigger. are found in
the shells of mussels and scallops. In
this case, again, only the female is
-@~a=it>
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
CURES INDIGESTION.
All Distress From Stomach
and Indigestion Vanishes
in Five Minutes.

Take your sour stomach-or may
be you call it Indigestion, Dyspep-
STA, Gastritis or Catarrh of Stomachs
it doesn't matter-take your stom-
ach trouble right with you to your
Pharmacist and ask him to open a
5O-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin and
let you eat one 22-grain Triangule
ana see if within five minutes there
is left any trace of your stomach
misery.
The correct name for your trouble
rs Food Fermentation-food souringS
the Digestive organs become weak.
there is lack of gastric juice; your
food is only half digested, and you
become affected with loss of appe-.
tite, pressure and fullness after eat
ing, vomiting, nausea, heartburn.
gripping in bowels, tenderness in the
pit of stomach, bad taste in mouth,
constipation, pain in limbs, sleepless-
ness, peicnlng OF gas, blliousnesss
sick headache. nervousness, dizzi4
ness and many other similar symp-
toms.
If your appetite is tickle, and moth
ing tempts you, or you belch gas or
if you feel bloated after eating, or
your food lies like lump Of lead on
your stomach, you can make up
your mind that at the bottom of all
this there is but one cause,-fermen-
tation of undigested food.
Prove to yourself, after your next
meal, that your stomach is as good
as any; that there is nothing really
wrong. Stop this fermentation and
begin eating what you want without
fear of discomfort or misery.
Almost instant relief is waiting
for you, 1t is merely a matter Of
how soon you take little Diapepsin.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
YoUR TEMPERATuRE.
The Reason SublineuaI Test Is UsAd
In Findina II.

'"0 nSabon oupiiu9uai est Is OeAd
In Finding It.
What Is PERSONS normal tempera-
ture? IS a question often asked Of ev-
cry physician.
When the answer 9S.6 degrees +. is
given to the query very few people
understand the physiological signif-
canoe, of this fact or how q degree Of
systemic heat is maintained during
health within such narrow limits that
their bodies have an even temporal
ture the coolest day in winter or the
hottest day In summer with an ex-
actness Of adjustment that is not OBJ
tainable in warming or cooling their
homes with the most up to date heat
Ing and refrigerating apparatus.
Now, In accepting the statement
that the body temperature is 9S.6 de-
grees f. It must be borne in mind
that to some extent this is relative
figure, for the warmth Of the exte-
rior varies markedly from that of the
interior. The surface temperature Of
the head, hands OF. abdomen may diff
fer from 90 degrees f. down to 90 de-
grees Il. or lower, while that of the
internal regions may extend up to
1922 degrees f., the average Of blood
in organs like the liver
pancreas and kidneys. For practical
purposes some gauge must be accept
ed whereby normal temperature may
be measured and compared. There
fore on account Of convenience and
the temperature taken
under the tongue by elm
ical thermometer has been selected as
a common standard throughout med
ical circles. It is sometimes recorded
In the axilla or groin instead of in
the mouth when for any reason a
test is not advantageous.
The temperature of these localities
differs slightly from the mouth, being
8 degrees 4. less.-Technical World
Magazine
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
A STATE CARRIAGE.
Present to a Chinese Emperor That
Puzzled the OrisntaIs.


When, in 1893, Sir George Macart-
ney headed the FIRST British embassy
to China, he brought with him numer-
Gus presents for the emperor. Among
these was a magnificent state carriage,
an article " hich delighted, but at the
same time puzzled, the Chinese more
than any o.her gift Nothing like It
had ever been seen at the capital.
Comical dis. jutes Immediately arose as
to the seat Intended for the emperor.
The hammercloth which covered the
box of the carriage had a smart edging
of festoons Of roses 1t made a splen-
did appearance, and that, with its ele-
waited position Immediately determined
the official Rind that it was without
doubt the emporer's seat Then the
question arose of what the inside of
the coach was intended for. The blinds.
screens and so forth were all carefully
examined, and 1t was decided that the
Interior was the place for the ladies
only
An old retainer went to member of
the embassy to ask if the conclusions
were correct. When he learned that
the fine elevated box was the seat Of
the coachman and that the emperors
place was inside the coach he was
Mortified. lie asked, with a sheer, if
it was supposed that the son of heav-
Ell would suffer any one to sit higher
than himself and turn his back on him.
When he found that the driver was
obliged to use the seat in question he
requested that the box be removed and
placed somewhere behind. Helen H.
Robbins "Our First Ambassador to
r1l-s-.s
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
K. of P Meeting.

the regular annual meeting of the
Knights of Pythias for this, the third
Kentucky district, will be held in
Elkton with Peerless Lodge on Mon
day, May TO- The following lodges
are embraced within the district:
Hopkinsville, Pembroke, Guthrie,
Marion, Darlington, Cave Spring,
Princeton and Elkton. The local
lodge will at once begin preparations
TO make the occasion a pleasant one
for the visitors. -Elkton Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
LONG FELT WANT.
A Plea FER Graduated Standard Of
Misconduct.


| A Plea FER Graduated Standard Of
Misconduct
"A What is really wanted at the present
fine is a standard Of misconduct. We
are constantly doing things IN doubt,
as If we hadn't right to do them.
The confusion caused by people do
ing things which In their circumstances
we had no right to expect is the prin-
cipal cause OF our troubles. 1t ought
to be definitely settled, for example
'ehat any millionaire who has. say
bver a hundred millions will there
after lead an honest life. If he has
|only fifty millions his life should be
senk honest, and IL he has only paltry
ten llons then 1t ought to be con-
|ceded that he can loot a few railroads
or so until he gets on his feet.
Up to, say, ten thousand a year no
man can afford to be dishonest. He
ought to get up in the cars and give
his seat to women under thirty-fve at
least, and Of course he Will not take
the chance of robbing any safe. From
ten thousand up to a hundred thou
sand he can engage In little dishonest
hiers by making one of pool or put
ting through a land deal or so for
variety
When he gets fifty millions or more
her however, every man ought
,-.~saEk himself plainly the question
whether from now on he ought not to
be philanthropist. Doesn't he owe
this to his fellow men life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
FEAR AND ANGER.
a Naturalist Says They Generate
Sharp Bodily doors.

Naturalist Says They Generate
Sharp Bodily odors.
40 you know that when you're
afraid or angry there is a certain odor
comes from your bodyY' asked the
naturalist. and the friend who had
been about to swear at the conductor
because he had asked him a second
time for his fare forgot his crouch in
amazement "Well, the wild animals
know 1t If you DON'T continued the
naturalist. "Now. it's not all advertis-
ing talk that the animal trainers have
no fear Of their animals, because they
have to be without fear IN order to get
control over the beasts. Otherwise the
beasts would smell the fear odor and
make short work of the humans. You
know how every once in awhile you
read something about an innocent
child handling venomous snakes with
out harm. Well, it's because the child
is too innocent to have any fear, so
the snake is tractable with him. You
notice how your domestic animals, the
dog or the cat, will stink from you
when you're angry even before you've
uttered a word. Well, it's because
they smell the anger odor. And I'll
tell you another thing. If humans re-
Trained from all drugs, alcohol and
meat they would also have the same
keen sense of smell that animals have
That IS the way / live, and can
smell-well, 1 can smell too much for
big city like this, so I'm going to
hike back to the woods, where only
sweet odors will come to my nostrils."
New York Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Prayers For Rain.

"Shall we have prayer for rain.
Thomas?' asked the vicar of the clerk
during a protracted drought.
ooh, sir, you do exactly as you
pleaser'
''But don't you think it would be a
good thing? Rain is badly wanted"
''You do as you please, sir. You'd
better ave it If so be as you do want
It,"
"But, Thomas, you don't seem to re-
alize the necessity for having the
prayer"
''Bless you, sir! You ave that Their
prayer if you be SO sot on it, but it
won't rain till the moon do change
London Academy.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

A Boston press correspondent was
travelling in the far west writing Of
the various and wonderful scenic fea,
lures when on the train he fell in with
a citizen of Oregon's leading coast
city. You should go to Spokane"
enthusiastically exclaimed its proud
lnhabttant Il was in Spokane last
week politely returned the traveller.
All, but you should see Spokane
now, replied the loyal citizen.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
The Real Thinq.

'How do you'll possum taste, subj"
asked the sollcitous waiter
WELL" responded the patron who
had ordered the article, st tastes pref
ty good, but it isn't possum."
"No, subj" rejoined the waiter. IAN
OATS a sign it's genuine. De genuine
possum Is great pretender, sub; vas,
sub. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Rebuked.

Large Lady Cbeamingly)-Could get
o seat near the stage, please? Box
Office (surveyingly) - Why, certainly.
What row did you want? Large Lady
dndignantly)-Don't get fresh, young
man.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Gallantru.

At a school in Aberdeen a teacher
was examining her class on the Bible,
the lesson being part of Genesis.
The teacher asked her class. why did
the serpent tempt Eve instead of
AdamT'
For some time there was silence, but
at length little boy held up his hand
and replied, "Please. mum, cause it's
ladies t."-Tit-Bits.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

A surgeon in a town, engaged to per-
form an operation of minor character
upon somewhat unsophisticated pa
tent, asked him if he were willing to
have only loval anaesthetic.
"Sure," replied the other 81 believe
In patronizing home industry when
ever you can"
And he meant it.-Lippin,ot
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Uncle Jerry.

81 shouldn't wonder" said Uncle
Jerry PEBBLES, IF there was something
in this idee that the condition Of a
mans teeth has a whole lot to do
with his moral character. The big
gest liar ever knew in my life wore
full set of false teeth"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Camel Works Hard.

From the beginning of the journey
to its end a camel is never relieved OF
its load. 1t eats, walks and sleeps un-
der its burden, often for weeks at a
time The training of camel is no
easy matter, as it takes about three
years to teach it to bend the knees in
order to be loaded and unloaded.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Clever Scheme.

Our sales of indigestion tablets are
falling. off rapidly" said the propri-
etor OF the patent medicine establish.
ment. I'VE must do something to
counterfeit it," Why not start fac
tory for the manufacture of chatting
dishes?" suggested the advertising ex-
pert.-Philadelph Record.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Ruskln's tribute to Women.

The path of good woman is in
deed strewn with flowers, but they
rise behind her steps, not before them.
''Her feet have touched the meadows
and left the daisies rosy. John Rus
kin
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
A DipIomat.

Landlord-How did you manage to
rent that microscopic fat to Mrs.
Hunter? Agent-Dead easy. When l
showed her the little rooms 1 told her
they were all closets, and she was so
pleased that she forgot to look for
ooms.-Exchange
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
chiIlino Her Ardor,

81 saw a perfect dream Of a hat to-
day" said Mrs Musthaveit
"Well, just remember that you're no
sleeping beauty" replied Musthaveit,
who was in an ugly mood. Detroit
Free Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Bride-Dearest. Towser has eaten the
supper / cooked for you with my own
hands. Hubby-Never mind, sweet
heart. I'll get you another dog.-Pitts.
burg Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

A lot of men try to be fair, but not
many would give themselves the
worst Of it In compiling an autoblogra-
phy.-Atchison Globe.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

Lava from the volcano of Savaii, IN
the Samoan islands, which has been
in constant eruption for over three
years, has formed a river eight miles
wide flowing into the ocean.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
American Pearls.

There is a growing demand for
American pearls. Those taken from
the western waters last season were
valued at 100000
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
Don'..

Young man, don't take girls hand
in yours and tell her you love her un-
less you are prepared to pay her board
for life.-Chicago Daily News
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03
persian Proverb.

A wound inflicted by weapons may
be cured but never a wound inflicted
by the tongue.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-04-03

The borrower is servant to the lend.
IT, Bible.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-05-21

The Sentiment For Good Roads,.
Without rpads civilization cannotsget
forward, and: tbs better the roads. the
more rapid. the, strides True consarMa-
ffon of natural resources the
use Of all; the resources and not simply
the exhaustion Of q few handy. beds.
Everything 81 be opened up to use. by
constructing and maintaining good
roads. Deep waterways and extensive
railways. cannot tap the interior with
out the. existence of a vast network OF
coed roads. 81.
The NATIONAL congress on gaOd; roads
grows, i'll Importance every year. At
first local. the movement has: become
general. evidence in itself OF, the, awak-
ening Of popular sentiment. The an
nual gathering brings together prac-
tical men who are in toach with the
latest developments in good roads
work. There students sit at the feet
of teachers. and leaders. are inspired
by the enthusiasm Of beginners. Any
stretch of good road is worth while,
but every good road is worth all the
more for numerous feeders and out
let's. To promote these is the object
Of general good roads movements.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-05-21
FREIGHT Rate War.

Matters seem to be progressing IN.
nhe direction of a general freightt rate
war. in the opinion of the Baltimore,
American. The railroad systems. in
volved are those having terminals,
from New York TO Newport News. on
ene side and the. New England, roads
en- the other. III is said that there Is.
Il complete understanding between, the
rouds having terminals at New York,
Philadelphia. Baltimore and Newport
News on freigits from the coast to,
western points.
Two cuts i'll. freight rates made, by
the Boston ana: Maine within, q, few
months have. been met by southern,
lines. The southern lines proceed on.
the principle. that the charges. en- the,
shorter haul should be less because. the
cost of the shorter haul is less, The
contest seems. to be a lining up Of
roads in a group and the pitting Of
group against group. with the. roads;
composing each group acting in perfect
harmony. Primarily the erate. war is
due to. commercial rivalry between the.
Atlantic csost cities to which the. roads
are allied.