The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-13
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married his girl in show window in Tampa the other day, need register no kick If his wife gazes fondly into such windows in future.
 The Japs in Gille.ts State had q close shave. If President Roosevelt did nothing least entitled to praise for discharging vile.
 Now let us all get ready to welcome the home coming Of the grandest fleet that floats the seas. Uncle sam ts R1o.nSd .Sa of adr5 her as she ranks ln only second before she ranks first. It is great comfort to q citizen of East and North n s and I know s1I that h he 'is is living. in the land of sunshine, mock ing birds and roses.
 on ii sss fIs Tiss tass VII ssSsF Ea PSt friends; adviss them are the most be- coming. 7stE- fks
 Did you ever stop to think of what an essential thing Is the weather as e topic of conversation2 What would some people talk about if 1t were non- existent?
 A certain little Montgomery girl said the other. day that ears in children folks were meant to hang spectacies on. . 9Be like the little busy bee" says an old reader we used to study at school ]; 1t to mean "sting others before they sting you"
 Even train of thought may be sev- particularly when some other fellow beats us to an Idea A good name Is rather to be chosen 1 than great riches, but the paying tel- Ter at the bank gives a lot more at- tention to bank account. I A shady reputation never can go hand in hand with sunny disposition. A woman's idea of veil of the fu- 1 ture is the one that she wears at a wedding to conceal her satisfaction.
 A well known authority says that a woman is as hard as diamond. 1t Is diamond, too in fact. she expects 1t during her engaged period
 Now that bangs and tight sleeves the next thing will be hoop skirts.
 A stitch in time saves nine. but a stitch in the side and the crowd will deride and the poor baseball pitcher 10 thrown aside.
 A girl out West advertised for husband and received 1000 -answerA No use in talking, it pays to advertise. Do not walk under the ladder os fame: 1t is bad luck. Poor old Washington, from the pres- ent viewpoint of things 1t would appear that the tarin outlook is going to keep her up and d"wake this summer.
 The. Charleston News and Courier says there are no plumbers in Hades. of course not: there are no water pipes going to allow 'em to go back after their tools even if there were.
 Some of the papers are cutting at lumbia has no State Legislature. Mer- ciful goodness. hasn't she. trouble enough with Congress and Teddy Roosevelt on her handsG PIOvvin' Time
 Plowin' times a-comin' an de earth's When behind de mewl pullin' I'll be yelllh nav an gee. Whar de blow will be a breakiu' up de groun' fer piautin' cawn. Oh, pIowin' times a-comin des as sho'
 as you Is bawn.
 De blue bird soon be singih' in de ole mulberry tree
 An de violets be dreamin' ob de sum light fallin' free.
 An re rabbits soon feel frisky like dey jump about a rod
 Oh, it's almost time fo' plowin' an a. turning up de cIod. "Gidap. you lazy rascal" I'll be yellin' to de mewl. When he's standin' in de furrow dream in life way like a fool. Oh. de days ob trout a-Ieapin' In de sunshine from de pool Oh, 1t almost time fo' plowin' ob de everlastin mewl. It may be quite an accomplishment for the girl of today to be able to play the tunes like mother used to play, but the real baby darling Is the lassie who can bake bread like mother used to bake. or at least that Is the way it Is | viewed from the epicurean masculins | standpoint
 A pail of water exploded in Ply mouth. Mich., recently, which leads The Washington Herald to remark that if this had happened in Alabama people outside the State wo0ld make sarcastic remarks.a , Only two men stand between Texas