The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-01

little Sherlock Holmes himseiE
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 We coula never see what use wo- mans handkerchief is in hot sumner much bigger than a postage stamp seems to De good for nothing except to hold a drop of perfume or wave good bye.
 The aviators at Rheims may feel quite proud of their records, but there is no airship constructed that can fly Ike hs Tine gs,,,ca gan when fellow realizes A Montgomery girl who vent to We rassed when she started into church. her her gum gum or spit 1t out. As everybody was looking she had to swallow 1t. This was probably what any perfect sa stuck %d up thing. We " would % advise her a to write to Eddie Box of The Ladies and Gents Home Journal and ask him if she did the correct thing.
 A girls Idea of the most horrible. ca lamity that could befall ner would be to let her sweetheart walk up sudden city glri of today with her rats out ed rat with an narrowing face.
 
 rbes soS bs rs Rser RSM sa s9t:d shp higher Poor Mfr. Hartman. With all his wealth he has come home to die. Par Railroad King and. a man ob wealth an all da; but six feet of earth makes him on g level wid de rest ob human, whut y0use got--you cain't take hit wid you when de Death Angel says Come"
 vantage of 1t. Now Is when hearts are won and lost, and the fellow who wins the lheAft sf aC pretty Alabama. country girl has Jewel more rare than that or Berlin has a school for. teaching sslesmen good manners rS6o, fnr wonder gesrh ng hallway decent manners to street car conductors? Chautauqua Is an Indian word mean ing 'bag tied in the middle" In it's use in America 1t might be construed into meaning a gas bag
 While Alfonso Is raising whtskers some of his subjects are raising some thing else.
 There s s,DS not ysr tts gnng kit tSH oI d bAiHu tAhoA tH "AN"N@' Back back. back from vacation. with signs of cation. we see the folks s,, cone; ; tired. tired tired Id a as hc creation r vowins A game of baseball was opened with sermon the. other day. We think all Drayes pr ses@ for oqEke' tEke u@plTs. SH re O''A'1
 The rich young men are getting tired of automobiles. They want airshlps seized with the speed mania up In the boundless blue they won't run over anything more important than a buzz gard or a crow.
 A young man in a Georgia poor house the other day married a girl or sev- enty summers. This being the case. seems as If there ought to be chance for any of us.
 Montgomery has the finest water and Suttermik on the face Sf fhe ike eaTSn he Houston Post are almost certain to say that we mix the two. but we assure you we do nothing of the kind The optimist always sings. ,ns..
 Let's hurry towards the hght, But he forgets the wings
 of the moth get scorched all right. If We Could Only Call Them Back. If we could only call them back, dear
 ones who've gone, before. - If we could only coax them here from
 that far distant shore, If we could only feel again the hand
 clasp as of old, .s.,u Could hear their voice, or see their
 smile we'd give mint of gold. Sometimes we run across book,
 ring, lock of hair Or maybe just faded rose that she And ali at once we don't know why the
 tears come to our eyes As we think of that dear one some-
 where in Paradise. If we could only call them back-we
 think of things we said \. In some thoughtless moment,--quick the
 angry words had sped, We know much kinder we'd have been
 If we had only known , That that sweet soul away from us so
 shortly would have flown. We see the rose bush that she loved
 renew its buds each year, How strange 1t seems the buds should
 come and she should not appear, We see the twilight shadows fall. the The same old mocking bird repeat his
 song in warblings low. If we could only call them baeK-and
 clasp their hands again. And tell them when we hurt them we
 had really meant no pain, We'd like to say we're sorry, for a
 thousand little wrongs, We'd like to fill their lives with flow
 CTS, sunshine, love and songs: If we could only call them back, but
 ah we never may
 We cannot live the past. again. we
 cant call back the day: si;.n.a aw.v That's past i4s ST1e aff shninPe iiepsa ptTaek But we would give the E. @ worid cR ana all
 P. H. A!