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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-02-03
Continuous Performance.

Continuous Performance.
s'whv have you quit work ?" 3,
ri Just put in twenty minutes saw.
Ing wood replied the actor VINO nao
hired out on the farm
"Well, you amt in vaudeville. You're
playing in the legit now"
He elderly and rich)-Don't you
mink, Miss Flighty, that you can learn
to love me? She-1ts gong 10 COST
Won good deal for my education, air.
Boston Transcript.
He thought he wo'.'d be shrewd
And wed for money;
Well, now he is beshrewed-
Is that not funny?
philadelphia Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-02-03
MAJORITY IN congress
F0RP0STAL BANK BILL
OBSTRUCTIVE TACTICS OF MIN.
GRITTY WILL PREVENT VOTE
UNLESS PUBLIC PROTESTS.
POLL OE MEMBERS IS MADE
Replies to Postal Savings Bank
League Refer to Republican Prom.
Use of this Measure How Bankers
Are Used to Fight Against it.

Chicago, ILL.,, Feb. "A partial poll
of congress by the Postal Savings
Bank league, which has opened head.
quarters here, indicates that the
members of senate and house either
are in favor of postal savings bill
or realize that their constituents are
anxious for its enactment at this ses-
sion, for a wide majority of replies de-
clare in favor of the Carter bill, with
minor amendments Failure to pass
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-02-03

sATTERLEE, SLANT SECRETARY THE NAVY
l.
Nor
which
he
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-02-03

initial or voice the idea advanced by
the banking interests that the meas
ure should await the action of Sena-
tor Aldrich's monetary commission.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-02-03

Now York, sole agents for the On'teo
NC" l oAA>' q
States. -
Remember the name-Doah s-"-
take no other.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-02-03
LAME EVERY MORNING.
A Bad Back 10 Always Worse in the
Morning. Bismarck People
are Finding Relief.

A back that aches all day and caus-
es discomfort at night is usually
worse in the morning. Makes you
feel as if you hadn't slept at all.
Can't cure a bad back until you
cure the kidneys. Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys-makes you feel
better, work better, rest better and
sleep better.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12
Looking Beyond

The yeryg
the question o o
connecting
Splendid
OF all electric lines extended into the smaller
It has invariably increased the general
proven true II is true that at dst looks though placing smaller
through
s
But is
and shows that editor
OF his
ehts TO all conditions of business
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12
Roady Ke

Roady o The be
emey honest
is
He
brother
thing which upift He
ideas
his
that demands their to in
Roady
greatness IN e position he hods but
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

tested has
OF
different conditions
they
have done here thing
Oh an the roofing in
snare OF adverse criticism
soe virtue at
CAIN ana free excitement Sentinel
the best the show
championship
ton OF the city will
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

an throughout
Oh tne Denver Rio Gande railroad
not repeat the refrain
TO see someone succeed Edward
peon
(he time that o the
YORK the advisory
state to take part in anything
general sentiment is
sible retirement hailed oy o "' p's
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Municipal Facts
& tb n ~ ne OF everything in the of information
hed % last week number of pictures of the public
VINO enjoying
public sentiment of the
the hundreds
are at the time taking baths and those
lesson worth deal of
contention that public
OF children he
means by which girls of
this ~ "' 7'' VI
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Al session OF the
declare In of five a
machine Tor Mr. Bukn knew
in
five menw.
theo
"afd can elect isab
i municipal government seek pan
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

G. Rawat publishes
conclusions
facetous article he
He
over 100
in
in
ton the
than
- ~ '"" !"
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12
DR.. Niehol.

has q
campaign in conjunction with number other
that there oaisc taught
politics
other education
eialism the confsaton
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Go to kramers. 537 Main street or
phone junction 1913 during this hot
weather for choice small cuts. roasts
and meats of all kinds, pigs feet,
head cheese, everything guaranteed.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

All visitor Colorado had
Week Colorado least this particular Colorado
nothing
almost without cloud its deep color Perhaps giving
o
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12
Ii is hard

possible
published by the city will be
themselves They make application their structures
morality for all Others but don't include themselves
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

rec a
of lie
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12


of
1t will be available no
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12


Time changed for apoli
a
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

scream for men. women and chill
dren
! scream both early and late
scream tfor that's part of my busi-
ness)
Ice cream-it's ten cents a plate
AT the Majestic Fountain.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Come in and let us hand you some
cash. We will rebate you 80 per
cent on many things; 90 per cent on
everything.-Crown Furniture Co..
$40 to $40 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

viii trade 10-acres full bearing
for city or unimproved property
Dr. Hail. Dentist. Reed Block.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Gall cure, healing powder. etc
Fred Mantey.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Hay is King now, but the line of
hay tools McCary carries is ace high.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

We will rent you tent.AFred
Mantey.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Funny, but we install more Front
Rank furnaces than all the others
II. Lane.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

: When you have furniture to move
call up the Blue Barn. Junction 22S.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Bath towels at 10 cents, former
price 30 cents at the Globe clearance
sale.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

Millinery at the Globe clearance
sale at 81. So, 50, former price, SIS,
$40, Sl5.
The daily sentinel., 1909-07-12

If | don't sell you your ice cream
soda we both lose money. Maiestic
Fountain.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
The Revival in Honey.

Since the pure food law has
brought pure honey once more within
reach OF the consumer this healthful
natural sweetmeat is coming once
more into popularity. Parafln and
brown sugar masqueraded as honey
for such long time that lovers VI
the real article learned to beware OF
anything bearing the honey" brand.
Now 1t is different.
Biscuits and honey, oatmeal and
honey, coffee and honey, all sorts OF
combinations are being enjoyed by
epicures who favor the bee product
One society woman Is planning a
honey luncheon. with liquid honey
and honey in the comb Just as You
prefer, running through various flaw.
ors, apple blossom, clover and buck
wheat, TO suit the most cultivated
taste. Any farm may add a nice in
come to its usual revenue by install
ing a few hives OF bees. and even
city jewellers can easily make room
on the average city lot for a few of
these busy sweetmeat makers.-Cht
cago Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23

given me, and am recommending it
to all my friends. Mrs. w. s. FORD.
1888 Lansdowne St., Baltimore, Md.
The most successful remedy in this
country for the cure Of all forms of
female complaints is Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. 1t has
stood the test Of years and to-day is
more widely and successfully used than
any other female remedy. It has cured
thousands of women who have been
troubled with displacements, infiam-
nation, liberation, fbroid tumors, ir-
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing-down feeling, flatulency.
indigestion, and nervous prostration.
after all other means had failed.
If you are suffering from any of these
ailments, don't give up hope until you
have given Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound trial.
If you would like special advice
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, for it. She has guided
thousands to health, free of
charge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
Pastor Acts 40 Mlnstrei.

The Rev. Louis ]. Richards, pastor
Of the Church of the Messiah, Univer'
salist, appeared at Fort Plain, N. Y,
as interlocutor in a local talent min
strel show. The performance was for
the benefit Of his church and was at.
tended by a large audience As q
middle man Pastor Richards was q
brilliant success. To add to the Cd
dity OF the occasion and indicating
the breaking down Of bigotry bar.
riers John J. Calvin, editor of Q 10
cal newspaper and one Of the fore
most Catholics in this region, was
one of the end men.
Mr.. Richard is a young and pro-
gressive pastor Of liberal ideas and
plans which he fesrlessly executes.
He Is a Texan, and when a theologi-
cal student won highest honors for
oratory in that State. His appear
ance in a minstrel show caused much
shaking Of heads and quivering OF
chins among the staid and conserva
tive Mohawk Dutch OF the valley.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
HOME TESTING
A Sure and Easy Test on Coffee.

To decide the all important ques-
ton of coffee, whether or not it is
really the hidden cause of physical
ails and approaching fixed disease,
one should make a test of 10 days by
leaving off coffee entirely and using
well-made Postum.
II relief follows you may know to
a certainty that coffee has been your
vicious enemy. OF course you can
take 1t back to your heart again, if
you like to keep sick.
lady says: II had suffered with
stomach trouble, nervousness and
terrible sick headaches ever since
was little child. for my people were
always great coffee drinkers and let
us children have all we wanted.
got so / thought l could not live
without coffee, but I would not ac-
knowledge that it caused my suffer-
ing.
Then read so many. articles
about Postum that l decided to give
II fair trial. had not used 1t two
weeks in place of coffee until began
to feel like a different person. The
headaches and nervousness disap-
peared, and whereas used to be sick
two or three days out of a week while
drinking coffee / am now we'll and
strong and sturdy seven days a week.
thanks to Postum.
II had been using Postum three
months and had never been sick a
day when l thought I would expert
ment and see II it really was coffee
that caused the trouble, so began to
drink coffee again, and inside of a
week I had a sick spell. was so i'll
I was soon convinced that coffee was
the cause of all my misery, and I
went back to Postum. with. the result
that I was soon we'll and strong again
and determined to stick to Postum
and leave coffee alone in the future"
Read the little book, The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's a Rea-
son."
Ever read the above letter? Al
Jew one appears from time to time.
hey are genuine. true, and full Of
pman interest,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
A Pension Horse.

A faithful Government servant has
been recognized and rewarded BY
Ormsby Mc1arg, Assistant Secretary
Of Commerce and Labor. This ser.
want Is an old horse named Caleb
which for twenty-four years has de.
voted his energies to pulling a wagon
belonging to the United Seates fish
commission at Green Bay. Me. Last
week. after a serious attack Of boils,
he showed his inability to serve the
Government any further by lying In
bis stall and refusing to be harness,
Cd.
The officers at Green Bay. knowing
that the animals days of usefulness
we're over. reported the fact TO the
Department OF Commerce and Labor
and asked for a new horse. also ex-
pressing the intention OF killing
Caleb. This report fell under the
eyes OF Secretary McHarg. and he
Immediately issued an order
that the faithful animal be plac.
cd In the pasture until he had
natural death. This is one of the few
cases on record In which a horse had
been placed on the Governments
tension rolls.-Chicago Tribune.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
Shoots Plank Through Tree.

Each day brings to light some new
freak Of the tornado which caused
death and destruction in this part
Of the State a few days ago.
AS an evidence OF the freakish
force Of the wind big pine tree and
large plank on the property Of the
Hon. s. NJ. Roberts, about twelve
miles from here, are now Joined as II
done by an expert carpenter
Although the tree was a large one,
the plank was picked up and driven
through the centre as neatly as II
shot from a gun. Not only was the
plank shot through the tree, but II
went through without tearing tho
tree.
The plank was picked up in the
yard Of Mr.. Roberts's sawmill, and
other planks in the pile were not mo-
Tested by the wind. So singular does
Mr.. Roberts consider this action of
the tornado that he has posted a no
tice telling how the plank was driven
through the big pine. and ordering
that it shall not be cut down.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
THE PENoUIN's WINGS.
Afser New Feathers start Old Are
Retained a. Protection Against Cold.

After New Feathers Start Old Arr
Retained a. Protection Against Cold
pathological puzzles are the Den
gums, with their curiously shaped
wings and odd unbirdlike uprigh,
carriages. The peculiarities of their
wings suggest that the penguins arc
descendants Of birds which used their
wings rather than legs In the Dur
suit Of prey under water, and as the
struggle Intensified between the com.
peting individuals the most expert At
this sort Of swimming would get the
most food and oust their less success.
ful rivals. The winners gained ac.
vantage over their neighbors In pro.
portion as their wings improved az
swimming organs, and inversely and
OF necessity became less suited tn
perform the work OF flight.
In all other birds the feathers
though shed annually are more or
less gradually displaced; but In tho
penguins the new feathers all start
into being at the same time and
thrust out the old feathers upon their
tips. 50 that these come away in
great fakes. Whereas in all birds
save peneuins the new feathers az
they thrust their way through the
skin end In pencil-like points, formed
by investing sheaths, in the penguins
these sheaths are open at the tips
and attached by their rims to the
roots OF the old feathers, and hence
these are held to their successors un-
til these have attained a sufficient
length to insure protection against
cold.
This curious device for retaining
the warmth afforded By the old feath-
ers until the new generation can fill
their places Is apparently due to the
TACT that pensuins are natives OF mo
antarctic regions, although some now
nhabit the tropical seas.-Chicago
Tribune.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
S,MELT AND POTATOES

Clean and dry the fish and roll
them in well-seasoned cracker
crumbs. Set away on ice for an hour
and fry in deep. very hot fat, in a
trying basket. Cook until they are
golden brown. then drain on heavy
crown paper. Arrange on a big plat.
ter and surround with fluffy mound
OF potatoes put through the ricer.
Sprinkle the potatoes with grated
cheese, chopped parsley and bits Of
butter and put in the oven until the
potatoes brown Slightly. Serve pip
ing hot.-New York World.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
A Woman's BARGAIN.

An Oil City man. who was detain.
ed at the house for part of the day
handed his wife who was going down
town, a quarter OF a dollar and re-
quested her to get him three cigars
for II.
When she returned she handed
him the package. remarking, exul-
family:
THAT shows that women can beat
men all hollow when 1t comes to max
ing purchases. i found place where
] could get eight for a quarter in
stead OF three. lsn't that going
some?'
And the poor man. as he took his
medicine, merely remarked:
1T certainly is, dear."-Oil City
Blizzard.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
STUFFED OKRA,

wash two dozen okra pods, cut a
piece from the pointed end and slit
up far enough to remove the seeds.
To three Slightly beaten egg yolks,
ADJ : tablespoonfuls Of finely mine.
ed cooked ham, the seeds that were
removed from the pods and fine
oreadcrumbs enough to thicken, sea-
soning with salt and pepper. Fill
each pod with this mixture, and tie
with a piece of thread. Put into a
baking pan and sprinkle with a layer
of breadcrumbs, a layer of grated
cheese. tablespoonful of butter and
a cupful of either veal or chicken
gravy. Bake for half an hour, COW
cred; then remove the cover and fin.
ish cooking.-Boston Post.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
House Of Commons Bulls.

The House OF Commons, as Nigh,
have been expe ted, has contributed
fair share to q very amusing col
lection Of bulls. II was In one OF
the debates Of that body that the late
Col. Saunderson described eastern
Roumelia as mar enough to take her
stand" in defence Of a certain threat.
ened right.
An Irish M. P. once declared tina,
OF the outrages reported from Ire
land three-quarters were exaggerated
and half had no foundation In fact
a statistical computation that remind
one OF another Irish M. p, who de-
clared excitedly to a group of fellow
members: Il want to convince you
that there isn't any truth in half the
lies they are telling about Ireland"
The biography Of Dean Hook recalls
certain minor canon, who used to
preach at the Cathedral when Hook
was a boy at Winchester school. In
one Of his sermons there occurred
the striking rejection that what IL
impossible can never be ana very sci.
dom comes to pass"
Another discourse was long remem-
bered for its pathetic lamentation on
the degeneracy Of the age: 20 tenn
pora! o mores! What times we live
In! Little boys and girls run about
the streets cursing and swearing be-
fore they can either walk or TALK"
But the Church of England has no
monopoly Of these violent contrasts,
for 1t was at a City Temple meeting
not many years ago that q speaker
II find my time is al
ready gone. Therefore I will keep
within it."-Windsor Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23

The real Britain, as imperialists
see it, is scattered group OF loosely
tied communities Of 56,000,oO0 Write
inhabitants, urges the New York
World. In spite OF the prosperity Of
Canada. the white empire as a whole
Is growing very slowly. Great Brit.
ain grew in ten years, from 1891 to
1901. by only 3,S71,o00 souls. Ger
many grew in the five years 1s0o19ob
from 56,367,cOO to 60,641, 900 an In
crement of more than four millions
and is now more than $4,000, 900, a
compact nation, growing in wealth
and commerce as we'll as in popula-
ton much more rapidly than Great
BritainA The United States, without
its island impediments, has now
about SS,000,000 people.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
Lady With the Shiny Nose

Humph! says the lady with the
extra supply of artificial puffs. "Just
hsten to this crazy stuff in the wom-
ans department of this magazine.
To retain your husbands interest in
you remember the little traits and
ways and mannerisms that won his
affections. Be coy, be viyacious
Fiirt with him."
Well" responds the lady with tho
shiny nos". THAT seems to me to
be good advice"
"Humph, To retain your husbands
interest in You, fiirt with somebod,
eise's husband, my dearI
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
WORDS OF WISDOM.

He's a wise motorist who knows
his own machine.
II you need exercise, it's not nee
essary to buy an auto-just dodge.
Motoring improves the lungs. You
have to shout to make the chauffeur
hear.
Many a six-cylinder car Is the SUBJ
stance of things owed. the odor OF
things not seen.
II odor. not speed, were the STAN
dard unit. many a small car would
be rated as at least 100 HIP.
It's hard to rise above trouble, when
the trouble is balky car. Usually you
have to crawl unier II.
A motor car is something like q
wife; you must own one to know
whether or not you can manage one.
When a motor boat breaks down
one wishes for a motor car-unless
he's a mighty good swimmer
The California man, named Leg.
gett, who bought his first auto the
other day. declares he already knows
what's in a name.
The acme Of politeness, when your
hosts car breaks down, is to persuade
him you'd rather walk anyhow.
There are degrees of hard luck.
but the limit Is to be run over by an
auto while lodging sand ballast from
an airship.
It's said that running q car brings
wrinkles to ones face, but lodging
accomplishes exactly the same result.
No chauffeur need complain of the
names he may be called in this coun-
try, In Germany he has become an
Observation-Disclosures"
The automobile throws new light
upon the old phrase: The quick
and the dead" The quick are the
ones smart enough to dodge.-Frou
Mobile Mots." In the Bohemian.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
TABLE D'HoTE ECONOMY.
Chieaaoan Eecapes Part Of the Tax
on Those Who Care Not for Wine,


on Those Who Care Not for Wine.
The man from Chicago, conveying
q party OF five women relatives about
New York. dropped into a restauran.
for dinner. They wanted the table
dhote dinner, which was advertised
at 81 with wine and $1.25 without
wine.
This variation in price didn't
please the man from Chicago. He
himself was on the water wagon and
be knew that none OF the women folk
wanted wine. Naturally he objected
to paying any $50 extra for a mega
tive quantity.
Then a plan came to him to save
1t least part OF that $3.50. He called
FOR the wine card and ordered the
cheapest bottle OF wine on it-a clar-
ct at 81. The waiter brought the
wine, opened It and was told he
needn't serve IL.
The Chicago man saved so cents on
the dinner and the waiter was in a
bottle Of wine. There was some talk
Of taking the wine away with them
but the walters longing look at Ii
erevailed.--New York Sun.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-07-23
HINTS.

II wall paper has been rendered a
bit oily by some careless boy resting
his head against it, put a white blot.
ter over the spot and pass a warm
iron over 1t.
| All good housekeepers have their
mattresses and bed springs covered.
Take unbleached muslin and make a
regular fitted cover just the same as
mattress cover. It will keep your
mattresses new and clean for years
when your sauce has happened to
get burnt don't throw it out, for that
Is all waste. Just stand your sauce
pan Immediately into a basin OF cold
water for five minutes. This will
have the effect OF eliminating the
burnt taste.
The fine ash found over the oven
OIL cook stove in which wood ia
used furnishes (when used dry) a
silver polish equal to any on the
market
10 MAKE a drawer slide easily, il
too tight, rub the ends we'll with a
piece Of fat salt pork. 1t will give
no further trouble.
Turn your coffee mill down very
tightly, FIJI the hopper with granulat.
ed sugar, grind 1t through once or
twice, or even three times, and Won
nave an excellent powdered sugar.
To clean cut-glass wash thoroughly
with warm soap-suds and cover with
sawdust for an hour or two. or until
perfectly dry, then brush off with
a soft brush. and 1t will be clear and
sparkling.
Oxalic acid is excellent for remov.
ing stains from your finger nails. Dis
solve the acid in water, and apply to
the nails with an orangewood stick
and you will find all stains will be
instantly removed.
Do not put a tomato aspic TO hard.
en- In a tin or iron baking pan; the
acid in the jelly acts on the tin and
makes the salad taste, while the
black pan gives an unsightly black |
rim to the aspic.
Try little lemon and salt mixed
the mex, time a price mark sticks to
he bottom of china dishes or bric-a-
Drac.
A Sticky cake or bread pan should
rot be cleaned with a knife or any,
hing which will scratch the surface
Ind make sticking more probable
hereafter. For this reason the crust
II bread often advised as a cleaner
s not desirable.
There is nothing that will render
'ou so susceptible to cold as to sit
ii day in over-heated rooms. Get out
the open air. Ventilate your
ouse night and day. Don't keep il
n oven. and get yourself so tender
hat you SILVER whenever the wind
lows on you.
A little good toilet water or cologne
CURED into bath is delightful in its
fleets.