The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-05-13

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Chicago contemporary says 9Th,
slightly and say In this age Of fans
Now is the time OF year when every
grown person envies the small boy VINO
50 conpiacently munches green apples
and salt and grins In perfect enjoyment
Buiwer saws that there is in the
heart of woman such a deep well OF
love that nothing can freeze It" Bui;
allied his girl up with ice-cream.
Girls' eyes look some goo-sooer.
And their waists some peeka -boeer,
They are pretty. they are dainty they
The blondes are looking bionder.
| The fond are looking fonder.
Oh Alabama girls are hard to beat.
Melon" collie days are billed for an
early appearance.
Advice to Mobile yachtsmen: Never
Sick K 70 Even yen ian does asp
more than beer. Don't let the fact that
Alabama 10 dry worry you either. Ala
bama IL dry but not as dry as bone.
Mummy market has fallen OF consid-
f si In psid .s 81 -sshsri. x < No mum.
mics can be had in their original sar-
the time TO get q nice mummy cheap
for your wife. II she cant use 1t In
the parior. she might trim her hat
with II.
II believe the reason you men call u
lodge IL because you lodge there
half the night" said q little MontEom-
the habit OF staying away from home
about three nights cut of the week
and always gives his 'lodge" as an ex-
cuse.
Taliest bird known to ethnoiogists
was found by Professor Herbert in the
lower eocene deposits near Paris. over
twelve feet high 1t could stand nat
out much effort. IT'S fortunate thing
that this monstrosity doesn't exist to-.
day. however, Is all the women would
want one for their hats.
Chicago lawyer has written q poem
this Is another example Of IMAGINARY
writing.
Alcohol can now be made from wa.
termelons. Good news for Alabama.
Georgia and other prohibition States
where this luscious fruit abounds so
why Is 1t that man will SID
And sit s.nd sit and SIT and SIT
BY Ana ff sf a ~ y S a SsfS I'll sna o S
From Morning until late at night
And be bit but CANT get bitef
1t was ouida who said: youth with
out pleasure is like q flower that comes
up toe early in the year and is fr s;a,a
while. you are young. Use some discre-
A stirring AFFAIR: A spoon in the
candy pan.
Philosopher says: The deepest trusi!
This Is exempiifed when the bar-ten-
der who has trusted you too long for
Y drink suddenly decides to wipe up
the sidewalk with you
New cure for dyspepsia has just been
to take spoonful Of tine sand after
lots. OF things but even a, Newspaper
man will rsniE on that. ..G-
II men only knew as much. at forty
what a. patton, Of brilliant Statesmen.
we would have. brs ,yT.e.riu 81 gp.c
Young lady Just out Of hudson saw 2,
s said: carp SassG laid 'sn safS Ta sSs
went in and asked to see the hen that
could lay q carpet but we have our
doubts OF the story.
1t, is said to be extremely difficuIt
to obtain a drink of water In Europe.
II it's any harder than It 10 for an ut
key in a. prohibition town we don't
think the differences could be seen with
a microscope.
will run dry fl 5000 years, This news
doesn't excite one; the whole country
seems to be going dry.
Speaking of the Pennsylvania kid.
nappers, one of the most noticeable
things Is the fact that several OF the
leading newspapers have Kidnapped the
.'p" out Of the word kidnappeFs. spell.
Scientist who says do not eat when
you are worried. anxious, or angry.
must not expect city people to eat At
= 81
Senator Aldrich declares that the In
come tax would destroy the tariff sys-
tenn. Let the income tax system be
Tariff bill may not be passed It'll
middle of June or later. BY that time
1t is thought considerable hesh will be
worried on Of our corpulent President.
Young Turks had better mind how
they keep hanging around. =
Bevy of girls employed In hosiery
mills went before the Senate Commit.
tee to tell that august body that
higher tsriff was needed on hosiery.
Missouri after all. Sabe?
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Gatherin' Roses.
Gatherin' the roses
The roses o. the May, q
Gatherin' the sunshine
All along the way.
BY the window clingin'
Their fragrance a flingin'
Where the birds are singiu'
OF the roses o. the May.
Gatherin' the roses--
The roses O. the May,
Where the humble bee Is buzziD'
An the butter fly's at play.
Sweet spring day so hazy,
I'm a-feelin' lazy.
But III gather for my Daisy.
All tn roses O. the May.
THROUGH THE MAIL BAG.
His Songs.
For papers I don't care a fig:
l hardly ever read them
And unless headlines are mighty big
never even heed them.
picture, or a bit of verse
Somtimes claims my attention
But 1t strikes me there is nothing worse
Than the column Personal Mention"