The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-08-08

but those of tomorrow, if we could
read them now. would be compact Of
sensation and romance, says the New
York Tribune. The following is
forecast of the advertising section of
a magazine of the future, glimpse Of
the coming age, deduced from present
actualities:
HELICOPTERS.-W have left a
few dozen, model of 2002, which we
are disposing of at bargain rates. Mag
nifcent machines which shoot up at
the rate of fifty miles an hour. Oxy
gen tanks, natty vacuum suits and 9TH
er gear attached. Physicians say there
is no better appetizer for breakfast
than a tGn-n;le shoot into blue space
and sunshine. Every commuter ought
to have one in his back yard, for his
own health aud the pleasure of his
children. Send US a wireless call and
our representative will fly to your home
or office SLABBS & SAGGS, Five
Mile Building New York.
IT IS ALL VERY WELL to be up in
the air, but the human system needs
protection against the terrific cold of
space-not clothes and blankets so
huch as fuel to keep the body warm.
One tablet of our predigested Ohio pc
troleum (solid) contains as much heat
as ten pounds of whale blubber! Do
not confoLnd this scientific product
with the cheap mineral fakes not suit
ed to the human stomach and only
good for lubricating machinery. WAX
MO COMPANY, 20 Broadway, New
York
FLlES.-Ev Everything from individual
wings to leviathan planes and dirigi-
bles, 900 feet long. Our hunting planes
are just the thing for polar bear, ele-
plants and condor For mining pro-
spectors we have an attachment which
instantly reveals the presence of pre-
cious ores within one mile and half
of the plane; the ground can be staked
and claim recorded without leaving the
air. Our shopping plane is for the
convenience Of ladies who live be-
tween New York and Chicago. say, and
wish to visit those cities every other
morning; conservative machine,
which travels at 40 miles an hour:
easy to drive and control AEROBILE
COMPANY, Staten Island and every
where.
RUBBER EARS.-It is reported
that 10000 commuters flying to work
last month lost their ears on account
of the blizzard. Can we supply you
with a pair of handsome substitutes?
FACIAL PARTS SUPPLY COMPANY,
Union Square, New York.
|. ON THE GROUND.-Once in a while
you must touch earth, even though you
don t hit the high places in travel Our
steel landing stages and air garages
cost from $S6.54 to $4,000. Especial
noiseless roof platforms for married
men who want to break into their
homes after lodge meetings.)
Enthusiastically conducted ex-
cursions circumnavigating the earth
across the poles, with three-day stops
at the North and South poles. Our
passengers are housed in first class
hotels in Arctic and Antarctic. AMI
have the privilege of hunting, with
free equipment. Chaperons provided
for moonlight trips amid the icebergs
guides to explore mysterious caverns;
able lecturers to tell the wonders of
the Aurora Borealis. See the earth!
Investigate the poles as the coming
health resort, residence section and
real estate proposition. Circular free.
WILLIAMS & WILLIAMS. n. Y. Est.
1897.
WANTED.--Informa of the
whereabouts of Elias S. Phinnev, who
last answered a wireless 'phone call
5 from equatorial Africa and said he was
bound for Northern Siberia; this was
March %; no answer since His vi
bration number is B367S9, his voice is
recorded under phono. title Xavier IS
screen by using American composite
No. T250SA. Unless his creditors hear
from him in forty-eight hours a war
rant for his arrest will be etherized
to the board of international sheriffs.
T. B. ESPER, attorney, Goth floor, Sky
Bldg, Phila.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.-I am
Z tired of being up, and propose to 60
down; wish to trade. my 600 b. p. Mar
vim plane-dirigible for a comfortable
and well furnished dwelling at least
900 feet under ground. Home must
have speedy lift to surface. ventilation
and connection with hot water supply
in earth interior; no disused mine:
masquerading as homes; must be cosy
substantial and large enough for family
of six persons, including st. Bernard
dog. L. :. B.. this office.
RSES.-This rare animal vii
soon he extinct, and YOU should stOck
your pleasure parks with a few choice
specimens. We are breeding them fol-
the government geological park. Th,
horse is an adornment TO any landscape
and is always convertible into cash
horse steak being quoted at 50 cents {
pound. WILKERS BROS, Spireville
n. ].
AERIAL DRYDOCK COMPANY
Is prepared to mend and reft all dam
aged vessels, without bringing them t.
earth.within radius of 1000 mile
from Nontauk Point. Our code mum
Der fash will bring immediate hell
at any time, day or night. No matte
what hit vou-cveoue, hurricane o
another skyhoat-we can fix You u
and send YOU on Your way rejoicing
Do not accept offers from salvag
tramps who may claim full value o
Your hull for rescue.
ENNESTMENT.-W waste you
money in terrestrial enterprises whel
man 5 true empire is of the air an
yields profits beyond the dreams o