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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
One Way OF Routing A Bore.

Martin Beck, the well-known vaude-
vile impresario, was talking in the
smoke-room of the Mauretania about
bores.
Dash, the steel man." said Mr..
Beck, has a short way with bores.
One tackled him last month on the
piazza of an Atlantic City hotel
talked straight ahead to him for
thirty minutes about grand opera.
Dash, the instant there came a
pause, said earnestly:
Il tell you, sir, there's no lobs-
ters like Maine lobsters.'
THE bore started.
No doubt he said; no doubt.
But what has that got to do with
what ! was talking about?'
Dash heaved yawn.
by the way he said, what
were you talking about?' Wash
ington Star
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT
YOUR SERVICE FREE.

Not a Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination.
If you are in doubt as to the cause
of your disease mail us a postal re-
questing amedical examination blank,
which you will fill out and return to
us. Our doctors will carefully dag
nose your case, and If you can be
cured you will be told so; If you cam
not be cured you will be told so. You
are not obligated to us in any way;
this advice is absolutely free; you are
at liberty to take our advice or not as
you see fit. Send to-day for medi-
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to us as promptly as possible,
and our eminent doctors wilt diagnose
your case thoroughly absolutely. free.
Munyon's, sad and jefferson Sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

Hudson Bay Company's steamer Peli-
can, wfich took them to Fort Church.
i'll. where they remained until the ar
rival of the Adventure on her regular
fall trip. The Adventure also brought
several missionaries, surveyors and
prospectors from the Northwest coun-
try.
The Adventures report of the can
nibalism says the Eskimo's fishing
and hunting season had been a fail
ure- and, driven mad by hunger. he
cut the throat of one of his children
and theh ate the little victim. When
the mans neighbors learned of the
crime they attacked him. according
to the primitive law of their race. The
outcast beat off all assaults. shot sew
eral Of the attacking party and es-
capped into the wilderness Of ice.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Nearly All Animals in Canadian
Buffalo Herd Escape.

Calgary. Alberta Word was
brought here by man named Ed
wards that the Canadian buffalo park
at Wainwright, Alberta, had been de-
stroyed by the prairie fire which has
been burning in that section.
AS the fire burned the fence sur
rounding the parks the herds of buf-
falo, estimated at 500 animals. and a
large herd of elk escaped. Many of
the animals were killed.
The fires caused financial loss
that will run into millions.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Metric system To Date.

Nov, children" announced the
austere instructor in advanced arith-
metic, "you will recite in unison the
table of values"
"Ten mills make a trust.
"Then trusts make a combine.
"Ten combines make a merger.
"Ten mergers make magnate.
"One magnate makes the money"
Wall Street Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR
3eemed Imminent-Scalp Was Very
Scaly and Hair Came Out by Hand
fuls--Scalp Cleared and New
Hair Grown h. C.,ticllrn

About two years ago l was troubled
with my head being scaly Shortly after
chat had an attack OF typhoid fever and
was out of the hospital possibly two
months when ! first noticed the loss Qi
hair, my scalp being IT'LL scaly l startcl
to use dandruff cures TO no effect whatever.
had actually lost hore Of saving any hair
at all. could brush it off my coat by the
handful. l was afraid to comb it. But
after using two cakes OF Cuticura Soap and
nearly a box of Cuticura Ointment. the
change was surprising. My scalp is now
clear and healthy as could be and my hair
thicker than ever, whereas | had my mind
made up to be bald. w. +. Steese. 5Sla
Broad ST., Pittsburg, Penn, May I and
q, OS." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies. Boston, Mass
Trees bearing wild oranges have
grown will along Floida swGm2s fol
hundreds of years.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Newsy Gleanings.

Fire in the Executive Offices of the
White House caused about $500
damage.
An aurora borealis temporarily
stopped telegraph service all over the
United States.
Shot by an enemy. William Richter
staggered into ballroom at Linden
hurst. l.. l.. and fell dying among the
dancers.
Fifty retail druggists OF New York
are planning to combine against the
United Drug Consumers Company.
which Ia behind mysterious move
ment to absorb may stores.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
A Leading Question.

A young English suffragette tells
of an incident that happened at a
meeting in the Scottish Highlands.
Speeches had been made to a
large crowd. Questions had been
replied to amid applause. Imbecile
young men making remarks about
minding babies and mending socks
had been silenced. Then, just as
there was temporary lull before the
putting of the resolution, a great
bucolic Scotch voice from the back
of the crowd rasped slowly in with
the inquiry, obviously the result of
prolonged rumination:
'Wha made mess of Adam?' q"
Buffalo Commercial.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Trick OF The Trade.

Great Scott, mani" cried the ex-
'asperated guest in the hotel dining
room. That squeaky phonograph Is
the limit of all limits. Why, people
can't remain at the table few min
utes while 1t is playing"
"Ah, that is little joke of mine"
explained the suave proprietor.
"That phonograph is a great saver" "
"In what way?"
"Why, it gets on the nerves of
the diners and they have to leave
the table without even waiting for
dessert. If the squeaky phonograph
breaks down I'm going to put in
bagpipes- Chicago News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Church For Every 20.

Rates City, a pretty little village
in Missouri, has more churches in
nroportion to the number of its in
babitants than any other place In
iho world. The population of the
village is 100, and there are five
churches within its limits.
For several years only four church.
ss we're there, but the fifth was COM
nleted recently. The new church
was built by the reorganized Latter
Day Saints.
The other denominations which
have churches in Bates City are the
Presbyterian, Southern Methodist,
Barist and Christian.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
About Noted People.

Harry Benedict, OF New Haven,
Conn. received telegram from
Harry Whitney saying that he was
rushing home after hard winter"
in the Arctic.
Surveyor Clarkscn. OF New York
City. said that the laws for the pro-
lection OF life on harbor craft were
inadequate and that Congress should
enact new ones.
The Rev. DR.. William T. Manning,
rector of Trinity Church. New York
City, In sermon said the country
needed saner views on divorce and a
revival OF patriotism.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Coal and Coke Advancing;
Roads Short of Cars.

Baltimore, Md.--For the first time
since the early part OF 1907 the rail-
roads entering Baltimore, especially
those having large coal tonnage, are
face to face with a car famine. The
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad began
distributing coal cars on the percent
age basis. In West Virginia scarcity
of cars is more pronounced.
Practically every mine In Maryland
and West Virginia is being operated
to the capacity of the railroads. Prices
Of coal and coke are rising.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

scanty and my head was sore and diz-
y. used Doan's Kidney Pills on
the advice of friend, found COM
plete relief in time, and two years
have now passed without a sign OF
kidney trouble"
Remember the name--Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents a box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

six months. They
called 1t Bright's dis
ease. My limbs were
swollen SO badly l
had to keep to the
house for nine
months. The urine
was thick. passages
ware frauuant opd
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Wei Satisfied.

Wall, Judson. how did you make
out with yeour summer borders ~
asked the tall pumpkin on the fence.
Wal. tolerable." drawied the old
iarmer. Three OF them were art
ists. SO I got them to paint the
barn, and the two that skipped board
ran away with two OF my homely
daughters, 50 can't kick, be gosh.
Chicago News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
Fishery.

IL when you fish for compliments,
You find you catching none;
No longer wait, but change your
bait,
And bait your hook with one.
Philadelphia Record.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

The U. 5. Government has bought 25
Gross 1900 boxes of Rough on Rats to
send to the Panama Canal Zone, because
it does tho work The old reliable that
never fails. Tne unbeatable exterminator.
15c., 25c., T5c.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
just As Good,

She-Oh, George, you've broken
your promise!
The Cheerful One-Never mind,
dearie I'll make you another!-
Comic Cuts.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks cAPUDIEE IS the best remedy
relieves the aching and fcverishness-c
the Cold and restores normal conditions It's
liquid effects Immediately. l0c., 25c. and
sOc, at drug stores.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

One of the great intellects of Eng
land has stated that not above 5O,-
600 people in all Britain can read
and understand the ordinary London
newspaper.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

No matter how loDz your neck NAV be
or how sore your throat Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure il surely and quickly. II
drives out all soreness and inflammation.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
HHADACHE-H,cksc cApUDINR

Whether from Colds. Heat stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudlne viii relieve you.
It's liquid-nleasant 10 talJe-acts immcdl-
ntely Try IT, lOc,, 25c, and 5Oc at drug
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar coated, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

Among the products OF this years
coifishing in Norway are $4,000 bar
rels of cod liver oil.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

The Swedish government Is seri-
ously consideringly the establishment
of a tobacco monopoly.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

The annual production of wool in
Australia amounts to about $685.
100000.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

Mrs. Winslow's soothing Syrup for Children
teething, ,softeus thegums, ,reducesinfAmma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25ca bottle
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

London's underground tubes have
total length of las miles.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

The life of an eigAt-inch gun is
about 200 rounds.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

An airship OF the Zeppelin type
costs $l50,000 to contruct.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14

India and Ceylon supply seven
eighths of the worlds tea.
b. n. U. AZ.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-10-14
HIS DAYS NUMBERED.
How Youngstown Man Disappointed
the Pessimists.

John H. Trube. 342 Harvard ST..
Youngstown, Ohio, says: In spite of
three different doctors I was getting
worse, and was told | couldn't live
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
THE SEASONING OF
 THE EUCALYPTUS
The Additional Experiment Under
 taken by the Government.

San Francisco, April 16.-(Special Correspondence of The Republican)- The government has undertaken a study to determine the proper method of seasoning eucalyptus poles. par ticularly those cut from trees which, owing to d large number of knots. will not make clear lumber. Such poles have shown a tendency to check and warp after being cut, probably due Co improper methods of seasoning. whic: has been a great obstacle to their more extensive utilization.
 Experiments will be carried on by the United States forest service to de- termine the method of seasoning which will prevent this checking and warp ing. one series will be conducted on the Sutro estate which is in the fog belt. and another on the Pacific Land Investment cOmpany's holdings at Newark, which is out of the fog belt
 Forty-eight growing trees, 13 inches in diameter and having a clear lenGlh of 34 feet, will be selected and mark ed by an officer of the forest service These two groups will be handled in the same way, F trees of each group are lO De anu dllONtu lt ulc and season standing, with the bark on, and the other F will be felled and laid on skids in the open and seasoned in this manner. Six of the F felled tres of each group will be peeled, and the other six vii be left with the bark on.
 The skids will be so constructed that the poles will be at least one foot from the ground to allow a free circulation of air. The poles will be left on the skids for from to months, and ob- servations taken as to checking, warp ing, shrinkage. and loss of weight. The same observations will be obtained from the standing poles, with the eX- ceptiOn of the weight.
 When a sufficient period of season. ing has elapsed. determined by the weight of the skidded poles, the stand ing poles will be cut and their weights found The condition of these poles will then be compared with the condi- tiOnof the skidded poles, and a proper method of seasoning outlined which will be available to all interested in the use of eucalyptus timber.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

Packing of curio stock begins Mon day Private sale continues till all good are packed. Bargains on the and 10 cent counters. 112 w. Wash ington.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

MADAM RENA-Palmist and medium 42S s. Center St
 FOR EXCHANGE-For Phoenix city property or Salt River valley ranch. under old canal-A 40-acre ranch. ad- joining the city of Reno, Nevada: 5-acre good apple orchard, S-roOmed house, large basement, electric lights, telephone, and finest cold water in the world. This land will produce clear S500.00 to S900.O0 per acre of onions, or $45O.OO to s6OO.OO per acre of potatoes, year after year. Acre age as now planted: Alfalfa. 20 acres; onions, acres: ground ready for 8 acres potatoes and garden. Private canal with all the water you wish to use without cost University and public schools within one mile. Street car line building past the door. Hot artesian water can be had by drilling. Elevation, 4,50O feet. Splen- did climate. Best markets. Finest subdivision proposition in the coun- try. Price $40. .OOO.OO. owners equity. S22 ,O0OOO; balance. long time at s per cent. Address, stating what you have. Valley Realty Company, lis Virginia st, Reno, Nevada
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

Go to the Alaska Fair-Free. Me Kee's Cash Store
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
HORSESHOEINC.

FRANK WOOD, practical horseshoer. Speciality made nf lame and faulty gaited horses. 105 w. Jefferson St Phone black 900l.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

Something new. Look for the ad Arizona Mantle Lamp Co.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
FOR SALE

5-rOOm modern brick house in good location on north side, few steps from car line, cement walks, etc, for $225O. easy payments.
 7-roOm modern house with two lots, corner in good location, for S3O00.0O terms reasonable.
 1 lots in good location for $S0O.O0, will not stand long at this price.
 two-room houses with 100 fl. frontage, good shade, etc, for $lO0O.0 co easy payments.
 good lots on West Adams street for S950.00, terms reasonable.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Money, by not buying sporting goods from Galpin's gun store. FOUND-Girls' handkerchief and dime in red leather bag. Owner may find same at this office.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

LOST-Leather fob, with elk's tooth fastened to end, bearing figures ''22S." Leave same at Southwestern Realty Co. and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
FOR RENT

3-room furnished house in the su- burbs at S15.00 per month.
 3-room conveniently arranged cot tage, furnished, for $17.OO per month 4-rOom furnished house, just com pleted, has not been occupied by sick for $1500 per month.
 Broom house with good shade and city water, for s1O.00 per month.
 Groom modern house close in, furnished, for 5000 per month
 7-room house close in for $2O.OO per month.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

LOST-A belt pin. Reward if return ed to 366 N. Second ave.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

WANTED-Partner in sheep business; must have s2,00000. Have water and range. Box 6. Scottsdale. AriZ.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
REPAIRING.
PAINTING.

~-O-~-~-~O~~~-~1~O~-~~N~N-0~ PAINTER-Here for good; nere to stay: here for business. Cullyer, the painter. Paint your house, hang your paper; tinting walls a spe- cialty: work guaranteed; bonds, ref erences and estimates furnished. J. M. Collyer, The MOss, iO1 w. Washington. Phone Black S3?2. AINTING-Houses, roofs, tanks and steeples done at reasonable prices. Frank w Wilson, 6Oi $. Second ave, Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

with some cash to start general merchandise store in new gold fields, one thoroughly ex- perienced in business. Best of ref erences. G. C. w, care of Republi- can.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
WHERE TO BUY.

SUNDAYS AND EVERYDAY You will find cartridges, fresh meats, bread, groceries. dry goods, tin and glassware, hay and grain at J. NJ Iberri's 9th & Jackson. prone red S295.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

STRAYED-From my ranch. Sunday, old work horse, rope around neck;
 white spot on forehead, collar mark on right shoulder. Address w. P. Cooper. R F. D. No. 9. Phoenix. Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

SWEET CIDER, condensed apple cider ana cider vinegar. any quantity. Cocc Cola Bottling Works, 526 w. wash ington, phone black s995
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

VAN BUREN HOTEL-Sick cared for; rooms s1.5O to .2.5O per week. Cor. 1st ave. and Van Buren st.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
AUTOMOBILE FOR sALE-Big bar

AUTOMOBILE FOR SAlE-Big bar gain in automobiles. '0S Mitchell, S5- h. D. In first-class condition, guar anteed. Used but little. Price of this car Los Angeles s2.20O. without extras. My pricce is s1.60O F. O. B. Phoenix, with full equipment of tools, including jack, pump, etc, also top and speedometer This is a bargain. Would soon pay for itself in rental or stage service. Also '06 Kissel Kar. just remodeled. in good shape. You should see this car. Price only $500 Is a 5-passenger Ssh. D. Has top and full complement of tools. This is real snap. Cars can be seen at my garage. 139 N. Sixth St, Phoenix s. ". HigleY.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

ANYTHING you want in the livery line, you can get at the Five Points Livery, from a pony to S1,000 cab. Phone Main 55 for all orders.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

and one bay horse. Notify Box 1911, Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

Center and Jefferson sts. Starr & Hoghe, Props. Feed, livery and sale stables. Good sheds for horses and rigs. Good and safe drivers.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

HIGH HEADED, toppy drIvers, plenty of style and speed; fashionable bug gies and surreys. Center Street Liv- cry. 235 N. Center. A. E. Frank. forter Phone Main 31.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

MADAM RENA-Palmist and medium. 42S S Center St
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

PIONEER STABLES - HOO pound combination mare, cheap; livery, feed and boarding. Horses clipped. oscar Walker. Prop, % $. Third st. Phone Main @95.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
MISCELLANEOUS.

COME TO US when you want a trunk roped and hauled. Only a5c. AL ways on time. Lightning Delivery and Storage Co.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

NEW WOODWARD removed from S09 W. Buchanan to 501 West Washing ton. Phone Red 9051. George Hurst. Proprietor.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

WANTED-AIl kinds of poultry at the Phoenix Poultry Yards. telephone Black 3221.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

THE METROPOLITAN Stables turn out first class livery only. Phone us your orders. Phone Main 23s.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-08-06
(To be Continued.)
Monkey Is Shoplifter.

One of the most singular captures
ever effected by the Paris police was
made when they took into custody an
acrobat named Miguel Androval, who
is attached to a travelling circus in the
outskirts Of the city, says the Paris
correspondent of tine Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
It had been remarked that Androval
went constantly shopping in Paris,
without, however, making any pur-
chases. He was suspected of being a
thief. and finally two detectives were
told to watch him.
In a large establishment the man re-
quested to be shown some jewelry
While he was examining it the detec-
tives observed the head Of tiny
monkey emerge from Androvars coat
pocket. Then the monkeys paw shot
out, and while the shopman's attention
was diverted the animal seized several
valuable rings and withdrew to its hid
ing place. It's owner then remarked
that he did not see anything which
suited him and left.
In a shop a few yards further on
he was shown a variety Of costly lace
The trick was repeated. The monkey
snatched a piece of lace and dove into
Androvals pocket. The detectives i'm
mediately placed the acrobat under ar
rest