Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-25
X-RAYS And SMILES

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Next-a good plumbing ordinance.
We need another street sprinkler
one from above.
That f. a good motto Of a Salem
lumber firm: Build while the sun
shines.
Guy Frum's billgoat auto Is
classy as to smell, but a trifle off |
on speed
The way to enjoy breakfast foods |
is to put in lots of cream and leave |
out the bran, sewdust and oat hulls
1t is early in the campaign, but
space has already been engaged to
say kind things about one d. Hofer.
must have been great to have
seen Maud Adams as Joan of Are.
She appeared without slop-bucket
hat.
Yes. Mandie, the purchasers of a
marriage licenee are entitled to a
coupon in the "Made-in-Salem"
boost.
Maybe those young fellows who
are living on ground alfalfa got used
to 1t by a course on modern break
fast foods
Mr.. Hoff should be consoled.
Frank Davey has given Mr.. Pete
Darcy and the editor of this paper
a certificate of character.
The Gould trial develops the fact
that being in tho social swim and
being In the sink" are about the
same as far as cleanliness Is concern
ed.
William jennings Bryan's son has
married the daughter OF u Million
aire The Bryan family aim high
anyway, and this enc seems TO have
'rung the bell"
Salem people will do we'll to get
| parks now. Portland Is pending a
million on parks that few years
ago could have been bought for a
hundred thousand.
The street commissioner or city
marshal or ONE one with authority
clad should smlte that beautiful
flower garden of thistles aud weeds
at the corner of Liberty and State
streets.
II Professor Frederick Starr says:
. Women the eternal savage, Will al
WAYS be savage. Yet man Is civ
ilized, in spite OF the fact that al
men and some college professors arr
born OF women,
The Eugene Register says "salen
is coming TO Eugene on the Fourtl
and Eugene will visit Salem on tn,
occasion OF the Cherry Fair. and s.
Will give Us tit for tat. " Salem will
be glad to get II, a. II has plent!
OF tat"
An eastern publication has beer
hned $25 for premature. publica
tion OF a speech OF Clifford Pinchot's
sent In advance. The fine was to,
light Nothing but a Jail sentenc,
would eXpiate the offense OF print
ing the article at all.
n grating officials didn't have 1
newspaper 20 which they could <,
with Their defences they would b,
In bad shape, There has TO be one
such new paper in every state CAPT
tai. Thg people have TO support tn,
CRATER and all their luNuries.
This paper does not encourag,
persons in venting their spleen OF
Others with anonymous communlca
tions, II Is about the mallest spec
linen OF literary effort, but there
] seems TO be no way 20 protect your
self against II. And who likes Il
read such thIngs'
Nat Goodwin wa allowed Ia
smoke a cigarette on the stage "a
Spokane, Il being part of the play
fom see IL was only the imitation OF
a man, smoking a cigarette, or The
imitation OF a man smoking a cigar,
ette, II comes more nearly the truth
with the comma left In the sentence
China is old fashioned. She recent,
| ly passed a law prohibiting use OF
lopium. The pecularity OF the law Is
that the official classes must obey II
at once, the gentry have a year 10
reform In, and the coolies are given
three years Laws are different here
The working classes must obey them
az once, the high ups" occasionally
and the real big bugs. never unless