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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22
ExHAUsr1No EXERCISES.


The medical officers OF schools also
DO good service ia pointing out that
boxing, rowing, swimming and long
distance diving are exercises whiaa
severely tax adolescents. and before be-
ginndng which they should be medically
examined just az for running An
other very practical point made IS that
hockey IS more eXhausting game
certainly right
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

what" shouts the patron Of the rose
taurant Fifteen dollars for coffee
and rolls. It's outrageous. won't pay
IT,"
Eyes. YOU Will' calmly states the
proprietor My wife went into your
millinery shop yesterday and paid $50
for some wire frame, covered with two
feet OF lace and an artificial rose Now
you see how Il feels. don't you2-Judge.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

The Fourteenth General Annual CON
ference % the Young mems and iouns
Ladies' Mutual Improvement Assoo,'-
lions Of the Church OF Jesus CHRIST
of 1.atter-day Saints win be held Ia
salt Lake city. on SATURDAY. ana Sun
day June SIN and 6th 1903
An Officers and members Of The as
sociation are requested 20 be present
A. au Of the meetings or the CONFER
ence. and q cordial invitation is heIe-
bv extended to the Saints generaIS
40 attend the meetings TO be held ~
the tabernacle on sunday. June otn'
At 10 a. m and az 2 and pm.
JOSEPH F. SMITH
HEBER j. GRANT
b. #. ROBERTS.
General suptcy. " NJ d. J. A.
MARTHA II TINGEA.
RUTH NJ FOX
MAY r. NYsTROM
Presidency y. J.. NJ /. A.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

do YOU think IL is an advantage f3r
q young singer 90 60 abroad % study
81 dunno as its any advantaga. "
answered MT CumroX hut ms mighty
considerable OF the home folks and tho
nelghbors wv Washington Star
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

You people have a primary law out
here. How do you like ltoH
Suits me first rate. Gives me "A
chance 10 take a whack at bum Com
gresham without going outside OF my
party 20 do it'-Chicago Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

A distinguished literary man, agod
nlnety-two, has written a book ON 'Tho
Future LIFE m "a second edition ho
should b. able o. give definite lnforma-
ton about d.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Her-You said you'd make papa come
20 terms
HIM did. and they were the vilost
Leader.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

~ the houses Boo the west part of tfe
clty had boen built upon thc sand
when tbr Hoods came they would have
boon washed away.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

After a man has tried no. set North
uyer on fire boz thinks more m tho
river and le-s of his power II hc thinks
at alI
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

The way things are golng IN Turkey
De- enough to mako tho Sick Man of
Eur1Dc gIeker
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Now that ogss are fresh and cheaper
there is not nearly so great a scramble
Tor them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

In the splendid progress that is be-
ing made in This city nc the present
time q De- only fair Co say that Ameri.
cauism is che active agency in foster
mg that pfogress mys The organ OF
the peeudo-Amorican party "Ameri-
canlsm' is tho rough lock on salt
Lakes car OF progress
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Tho Daughters of the Revolution are
as full OF nght as were their ancestors
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

The Young Turks have found out that
in Union and Progress there is strength
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

c''o'o Price Of 'h' engineer corps
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

says u would do no good 90 dynamite
The Niasara ice jam Ionr aeo Car
lyle suggested that some one shoot
Niagara" but no one ever did pcr-
haps they thought % would DO no good
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Sometimes the man who owns "a mo-
tor boat has 10 paddle his own canoe.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Custom is king." said a great Creek.
la the United States customs tariff ls.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

The wrestler usually stoops to con-
Quer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Not much as q man OF action. the
notary public is a man OF deeds
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Call them the Dlogenes hat, for they
look the tub in which he lived.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

Never cry over split milk. Just go
and get another quart
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

a square deal" turneth away
wrath
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

A speculator IN wheat is not a bread
| winner.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

A little learning Is not 90 dangerous
as lots of other little things
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-22

a cold storage check has been put
On tho rising waters
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
FAREWELL TONIGHT
IN RUNAWAY GIRL

Tonight the Lilliputians will make
their last appearance before a Homo
lulu audience in the popular Runaway
Girl" Seats for tonight are in great
demand, for the Pollards have made
a multitude of friends who are anxious
to see and hear them when they talk
across the foot1ghts for the last time
The usual order of the show tonight
will be pleasantly varied by special
songs and speeches from some of the
best known of the Pollards. The lit
tie folks appreciate the hospitality and
favors that have been shown them, and
want to tell their friends that they do.
If the demonstrations are anything
like those of last years farewell per-
Torrance, they will be worth seeing,
to say the least
The vaudeville show yesterday was
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
ARRANGEMENTSFOR
BIC CONVENTION

Governor Walter F. Grear, Profess
scr A. F. Griffiths and A. F. Judd, the
executive officers, have made a report
to the Hawaii committee on the 1910
convention of the American Associa-
ton for the Advancement of Science
They say in a statement of their do
ings:
. "The local committee can give abso-
lutte assurance of satisfactory arrange
ments in regard to the advantages of
Hawaii as a place for the convention,
of suitable halls in which to hold the
meetings, and of adequate accommoda-
lions for the entertainment Of the
members. The one question upon
which no definite answer can at pres
ent be given is the twofold problem
of transportation: railroad rates and
ocean passage"
They state that they propose now
to make an energetic effort to find out
the best means of providing ocean
| transportation and to get the lowest
possible rates on railroads and steam
ers. These arrangements will be laid
before DR.. Howard as soon as made
and formally presented to the associa-
ton at its December, 1909, meeting in
Boston, when final decision will be
reached
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
A sPRA1SED ANKLE-

AS a rule a man will feel well salts
es in two or three weeks after sprain-
es in two or three weeks after sprainin-
ing his ankle, and it is two or three
months before he is fully recovered.
This is an unnecessary loss of time,
for in many cases in which Chamber
lain's Pain Balm has been promptly
and freely applied a complete cure has
been effected in less than one weeks
time, and in some cases within three
days. Pain Balm is most widely known
however, for its cure of rheumatism
For sale by all dealers, Benson, Smith
& Co., agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01

given to a full house, and the evening
performance was well attended. The
children gave a very clever and spirit
ed vaudeville. Songs, dances, and
choruses were all well rendered. Some
of the specially good features We're: IL
Love Lassie," by Teddie, Such a
Funny Feeling When | Look on You"
by Teddie, Freddie Heintz and Lilly
Bull, and Every Evening" a song
and clog dance by Alice Connely.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01

OVERLAND TRAIN WRECKED.
OGDEN, Utah, April 1.-The Over
land train was wrecked near here last
evening. Five cars were burned and
two people killed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
THE SHERIDAN
WIRELESSES

The transport Sheridan caught the
Kahuku wireless station at S o'clock
last night and reported that she was
twenty-five miles off Midway Islands.
This is perhaps the longest distance
yet spanned by the transports instru-
ment
Given good weather, the Sheridan
should arrive here during next Sun
day.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
MILITARY PRISON ABLAzE.

FORT LEAVENWORTH, Kansas,
April 1.-The military prison here has
been partially destroyed by fire at a
loss Of 100000. There were no es-
capes.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01

Fine Job Printing. star Cfnca
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
c. BREWER & co., LTD,
QUEEN STREET.
Honolulu, T. H.
AGENTS FOR

AGENTS FOR
Hawaiian Agricultural company, Ono
mea Sugar Company, Honomu Sugar
Company, Waikiki Sugar Company,
Ookala Sugar Plantation Company,
Pepeekeo Sugar Co., Kapapala Ranch.
Charles M. Cooke. ...... President
Geo. H. Robertson. V-Pres. & Mgr.
e. Faxon Bishop. -. Treas. & Secy.
F. w. Macfarlane. Auditor
P. G. Jones. Director
G. H. Cooke. .............Di Director
]. R. Gait. ................D Director
All of the above named constitute
the Board of Directors.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01

On account of the large offerings
of p'neapples at the railway wharf
yesterday afternoon, the Matson
steamer Lurline was delayed IN get
ting to her own dock in consequence
of which she did not sail for San
Francisco until $50. The band play
ed at the dock until after 5.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
BAD GOVERNMENT
NOT RAILROADS
Hartman Denounces Governmental
Methods as Extravagant
and WasLeful
TROUBLE OVER THE TARIFF.
Five Cars Burned and Two People
Killed in Overland rrain
Wreck
TROUBLE OVER THE TARIFF

CHICAGO, April lie. H. Harri-
man, in an interview, advises the
newspapers to stop talking about the
regulation of railroads and insist that
the people begin regulating the gov
eminent, which, he declares is waste
full and extravagant. Governmental
methods, Mr.. Hartman says, would
bankrupt any private business.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
CASTLE ( COOKE. LTD
Honolulu, T. H.

SHIPPING AND COMMISSION MER.
CHANTS.
SUGAR FACTORS and GENERAL IN
SURANCE AGENTS.
representing
EVA Plantation Co.
Waialua Agricultural Co., Ltd.
Kohala Sugar Co.
Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
Apokaa Sugar Co.. Ltd.
Fulton Iron Works of st. Louis.
Blake Steam Pumps.
Westons Centrifugals.
Babcock & Wilcox Boilers.
Green's Fuel Economizer.
Marsh Steam Pumps.
Matson Navigation Co.
Planters Line Shipping Co.
New England Mutual Life Insur-
ance Company of Boston.
Aetna Insurance Co.
National Fire Insurance Co.
Citizens Insurance Co. (Hartford
Fire Insurance Coz
The London Assurance Corpora
ton.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
SUGAR FACTORS
AND
COMISSION MERCHANTS
AGENTS FOR

Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar Com.
pany.
Haiku Sugar Company.
Paia Plantation.
Maui Agricultural Company.
Hawaiian Sugar Company.
Kahuku Plantation Company.
Kahului Railroad Company.
Haleakala Ranch Company.
Honolua Ranch.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
CHAMBERLAIN's COUGH REMEDY

The many remarkable cures OF colds
and grip effected by this preparation
have made it famous over a large part
of the civilized world. 1t can always
be depended upon. For sale by all
dealers, Benson, Smith & Co., agents
for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
FIGHTING TARIFF REVISION.

WASHINGTON, April 1.-The tao
tics of the insurgents on the tariff mat
ter are worrying the leaders. Canon
and Payne have appealed to the Pre-
sident to bring the recalcitrants into
line.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-04-01
REBEL AGAINST TAXATION.

Ell PASO, Texas, April l. - Both
Mexicans and Indians have rebelled
in Chihuahua because the government
is levying a tax of three cents a day
on work oxen and horses.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
- The - :
Scrap Book.
It's First Letter.

They were playing u game In which
some one gives out the initial of some
object In the room and the rest Of
them try to guess the object. So they
tried TO get the hosts gray haired ia.
Their into It. But he held off.
"Sure." said he, 1'm a little bad IL
me spelling. I'd make no hand at such
a game"
"Oh, come on" they pleaded. "You
pick out some object. tell US the letter
1t begins with and Wen guess It,"
So the old man, cajoled, finally yield
ed. "Well." said he, then l will. The
letter Is F."
They tried and tried to guess what
he meant. Knowing his weakness In
spelling. his son picked monograph
thinking the old gentleman might i'm
agine 1t began with an az" But, no.
he was wrong.
Finally they all had to give 1t up
and appealed to him to tell the article.
He looked wise and said "Well, since
yez all give up what the thing Is that
begins with an 81 I'll tell yez. It's
the fwhatnot"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
IMPORTANT CIRCULAR
Features of Law Relative to
Starting Fires in the Woods.

State Game, Fish and Forestry
Warden Pierce OF Lansing has issued
the following notice, and causes The
same to be posted about Northern
Michigan, relative to the careless set
ting Of fires In the woods;
The careless setting Of fires. causing
fires To be set, or allowing fires IL
spread I'm woods, brush or grass lands
10 as to damage or endanger the
property of another is q misdemeanor
punishable by fine not exceeding one
hundred dollars. or imprisonment for
not more than three months.
The malicious setting Of fires, or
causing fires To he set, IL punishable
by a fine not exceeding five hundred
dollars, or Imprisonment for not ex-
ceedipg ten years.
1t is a misdemeanor to kindle hre
aud leave it unQuenched, or be a
party thereto, to use other than in
combustible wads for firearms, or tn
carry torch or other exposed light In
or near forests, brush or grass lands
punishable by fine not exceeding
one hundred dollars or Imprisonment
for not more than three months.
All railroad companies are required
to use efficient spark arresters on all
engines and to keep their rights-of-way
clear of all combustible material.
Threshing aud other portable steam
engines must have efficient spark
arresters.
In addition to the penalties provid-
ed every person Is liable for all dam
ages caused by ire set, or allowed IL
run by him.
Violations should be reported to
the state deputy ef the district or t.
G.. e. Pierce, State Game, Fish and
Forestry Warden. Lansing, Mich.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
Dusty.


Alongside the secretary Of states
desk is great globe, standing over
six feet high. One day Mr.. Knox con-
suited 1t to see If 1t were really true
that the sun never sets OH our do.
minions nowadays or to learn some
thing else Of equal Importance. The
Pennsylvania statesman Is the pink Of
neatness and was somewhat irritated
to find that the big revolving ball
soiled his coat sleeve.
william" he said sharply to the
messenger and laying his finger on
the globe, there is dust there a foot
thick"
"It's thicker'n dat, Mr.. Secretary"
replied the negro, with that familiarity
that comes Of mingling with greatness.
what do you meanT" demanded the
premier.
why, you'se got yuh fingah on de
desert Of Sahara"
Mr.. Knox did badly at trying to sup
press a smile.
you'll find some on the Atlantic
ocean. too" he remarked as he re-
turned to his desk
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31

hew other peoples prices down will be
wasted and bring upon your heads
disgrace. The few highly skilled and
so-called successful farmers Of the
present day may be able u stand
alone and the larger class or less cap
able one may be willing To fall alone;
yet. however this may be, you owe IL
10 your children and to the stars and
stripes OF your country. II not TO your
selves, 10 grasp the opportunity that
now presents itself TO cooperate.
Put the divinely ordained business OF
agriculture on its feet and thus save
the next generation from the trials OF
y system of peasantry which surely
awaits them II nothing Is done.
The end surely justities the means.
Do not fater because OF alleged weak
MSS nor wax val n over work done, but
be faithful, be jealous. he just, and
fear not. The God OF Nature estab-
lished your business and set II at the
head Of all Industries, and no one
questions its divine right to exist
So long as the sun shines and the
rain falls, aud the earth continues TO
yield her increase, our advice Is to
cease complaining, go to work setting
things right, organize, aud when the
time comes mark you prices on an
equitable basis all around and keep
them there.
JAMES HOWEY.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
The Potato Crop From An
Equity Standpoint,
indianapolis, July "a

Indianapolis, July "A
James Howey, Vice-Pres.,
East Jordan, Mich.
Dear Sir The acreage OF the 1909
potato crop is about per cent larger
than last year and the condition Is
high. Early and medium crops where
they have been harvested in the south
ern and middle tier of states have been
very large. So abundant have been
the Yields that the prices have gone
very low. The following dispatch
shows:
Columbus, Ind, July 2l-New Irish
potatoes are retailing al % cents a
bushel at this place and the oldest in
habitant is unable to recall the time
before when they were so cheap. He
is not able, either To recall time
when the yield was as abundant as it
will be this year.
With % cent price now in the
districts where the northern producing
sections must send their potatoes, the
prospects Tor good prices is anything
put encouraging.
II the potatoes growers ever needed
organization and the marketing plan
Of the Farmers Society Of Equity they
will need 1t next fall aud III there ever
was one time more Oppor;une for Or
ganizing the potato growers than any
other time it is the present.
This letter bias been sent to each OF
the officers Of the Michigan State
Union b, s. of r. ] suggest meet ing
Of the state Union and at the same
time have some Ut the heaviest grow
ers Of potatoes attend the meeting.
The purpose will be to arrange for a
campaign that will organize the Mich
igan growers 10 time TO secure fair
prices for this crop,
This movement should be for pOta-
toes and cover first only the heavy
producing counties. 1t may mean TO
the potato growers 20 to 25 cents a
bushel TN all the potatoes grown In
the state.
New York and Wisconsin can be
swung into line II Michigan will take
the lead.
Fraternally.
FARMERS SOCIETY OF EQUITY
j. A. Everitt, Pres.
Farmers, don't be afraid to organize,
The balance Of the world is organized
against you To the extent that almost
every article vou buy, from horse
shoe pail TO threshing machine, is
laid down to you at producers prices
aud profits, saddled on top OF trans
portation two ways and union labor at
from two to five dollars per day, short
time. The commercial world has set
the pace upward aud won't have 1t
any other way. You may rs well fall
into line; learn a lesson OF wisdom !,
quit trying to beat dawn Others prices
but raise your own up TO their level;
and then block the wheels by coop.
Grafton.
all the time yop spend in trying TO
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
Christening the Twins.

In an English village a miners wife
presented him with twins. At the
usual time the twins had to be chris
tened. and George, his wife and his
friends proceeded to the church to fix
the names Of the children. The minis
ter asked the father the names Of the
twins. and he quite proudly replied:
"Steak and Kidney. sorv'
Come. come" replied the minister.
"These are odd names for your chill
drenw
What dye mean. Geordie?" cried
his wife. ITS Kate and Sidney"
AYE, 1t Is. sor. Aa thout 1t was like
summit to eat!" shouted George
promptly.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
Not an Imitator.

Mrs. Jones, fussy, fdgety old
lady, who was called by some folks
busybody, snapped out to her pastor
as he set out for fortnight's vacation:
Satan never takes vacation, Mr..
Steenthly."
"Well. my dear Mrs. jones'" the
minister cheerfully answered, "that is
just why am taking a vacation. 1
never did believe in initiating Satan"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
The Noble Nature.

It is not growing. like tree.
In bulk doth make man better be-
Or standing long an oak. three hundred
year.
To fall a log at last. dry. bald and scar
A lily OF a day
Is fairer far In May.
Although 1t fall and die that night.
1t was the plant and flower OF light.
In small proportions we just beauties
see,
And in short measures life may perfect
be.
Ben Jonson
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
Aim hioh.

To the formation of good charac-
ter 1t Is of the highest Importance that
you have commanding object In
view and that your aim I'm life be ele-
waited. Set your standard high. and
though you may not reach 1t you can
hardly fail to rise higher than II you
aimed at some inferior excellence
Joel HaweS
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
A Bitter Dose,


An old negro man was riding on the
train and fell asleep with mouth wide
open. A mischievous drummer came
along, and, having a convenient cap
sule Of quinine in his pocket, he un-
corked 1t and sifted 1t well on to the
old negro's palate and the root Of his
tongue. The old darby. awakening, be-
came much disturbed. He called for
the conductor and asked, BOSS, Is
dere doctor on dis here trainY'
II don't know" said the conductor.
Are you sick?" II
"Yas, sab; I sho' is sick. I sho'' Is
sick"
what Is the matter with you"
81 dunno, sir, but 1t tastes like I
busted my gall"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
Resourceful.

A butter aid egg man was visited by
a chap who bought four of his best
eggs. This chap took the eggs home,
put them on to boil, told h.5 wife to
take them of at the end of three min
utes and then went upstairs to shave.
When he came down again half an
hour later the eggs were still boiling
away. He removed them from the pot,
put them in cold water, dried them
and gave them to bis little daughter.
"Take these eggs back" he said, "'to
the man and tell him II was ducks
eggs that we wanted. II he hasn't got
ducks eggs bring the money back"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-07-31
Temperament Doesn't Count.

They hadn't seen each other for sew
eral years. the two women. They
looked at each other. afraid to ask
after their husbands. Finally one
spoke
You know" she said. that my hus-
band and are no longer living to-
gether. He left me fat on my back In
q hospital. He wrote me that he
thought all artists should have their
freedom. that they should not be bound
by family ties. suppose" with a
sigh. that 1t was what one would call
the artistic temperament"
ut is not altogether confined to art
!sts," said the other woman. My
huSband was plumber, and he lid
the same"