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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
A BANKERS NERVE
Broken by Coffee and Restored by
Postum.

A banker needs perfect control of
the nerves, and clear, quick, accu-
rate brain. A prominent banker OF
Chattanooga tells how he keeps him
self in condition.:
up to II years of age I was not
allowed to drink coffee, but as soon as
l got out in the world l began to use
it and grew very fond of it. For some
years / noticed no bad effects from it's
use, but in time it began to affect me
unfavorably. My hands trembled, the
muscles of my face twitched, my men
tai processes seemed slow and in other
ways my system got out of order.
These conditions grew so bad at last
that had to give up coffee altogether.
My attention having been drawn to
Postum, I began its use on leaving off
the coffee, and it gives me pleasure to
testify to its value. l find it delicious
beverage; like it just as well as I did
coffee, and during the years that l
have used Postum / have been free
from the distressing symptoms that ac-
companied the use of coffee. The nerv-
BUSINESS has entirely disappeared, and
l am as steady of hand as a boy of
25, though l am more than 90 years
old. owe all this to Postum"
There's Reason" Read the little
book, "The Road to Wellville," in
pkgs. Grocers sell.
Ever read the above letter: 4 new
one napcnrs from time to time. They
nre genuine, true, and full of human
Intcrest,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
The Soft Answer.

At dinner in Bar Harbor a Boston
woman praised the wit of the late Ed
ward Everett Hale.
Walking on the outskirts of Boston
one day." she said, 'he and inadvert-
emily entered a field that had No
Trespassing' sign nailed to tree.
Soon farmer appeared.
" 'Trespassers in this field are prose-
cuted, he said in grim tone.
"Dr. Hale smiled blandly.
"'But we are not trespassers, my
good man. he said.
what are you then?' asked the
amazed farmer.
"'We're Unitarians, said DR.. Hale"
Washington Star.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
Joke Medicine.

He is a very practical, serious
minded man of business. The other
day he met a friend, and related to
him an alleged joke, and at its con-
clusion laughed long and heartily.
The friend looked awkward for a
moment. and then said:
You'll have to excuse me, old man.
but | don't see the point"
why, to tell you the truth, don't
Just see the point myself. But I've
made it rule to laugh at all jokes;
| think it's good for the health"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28


for the progress of science. | Sc
lected to accompany him and we set sail for Mex
leo in the month Of September 176S.
After perious voyage of about 5000 leagues,
we arrived in Mexico on Easter day, 1853 Time
was passing; stopped but eight days to re-
fresh ourselves. The viceroy procured us mules
and provisions, and undertook to perform by
land part of the remainder OF our travels, which
was about 300 leagues. Amid lofty mountains,
dreadful precpices and arid deserts we encoun-
tered new dangers every day. We failed from
fear thousand times. We also oppressed
by the excessive heat, which left us hardly
strength enough to drag ourselves. A thousand
insects Of every species gave rest by day
night, and we had constantly to be on guard
against the very ferocious beasts with which the
country is covered. Moreover, lacked the
essares of life, for the provisions that got in
Mexico had been spoiled by the heat We were
Obliged to live on wild cattle and whatever fruits
could find here and there We made halts
some river or spring. that we might slake
the burning thirst with which we were constantly
consumed: to find 1t often necessary to
march a whole days journey
Arrived in the evening in some valley, or on
the side of some hill, would endeavor to take
upon the ground let la belle etoe), the repose
which our cruel fatigue rendered necessary.
When scarcely asleep often aroused by
storm. and then by the impetuous torrents that
came down upon from the heights of the noun
tains. Many a dark night had to
selves ana our equlpaSe, IeaFIul at every step Oh
tumbng down of the precipices.
After running thousand risks we arrived at
last at the port of San Bias on the Pacific ocean;
thence embarked for California on a brigan-
tine which the vceroy of Mexico had had pre-
pared The Pacific ocean, although very tran
quill is not the less dangerous on account of the
(vgies) with which it is filled.
The great calm which prevailed at that time
caused to despair of arriving in time to accom-.
plish the object of our voyage. After six weeks
sailing, during which made but $50 leagues
on the greatest breadth of the sea. the shortness
of the time caused TO risk hazardous exploit
The part of California near which we found our
selves the pot of San Jose-so dangerous
that no one had eve. landed there. The access to
1t is guarded by the iLtessant waves that break
impetuously against the rocks
The Spanish astronomers who wore of our com
pany wished to wait for a favorable wind to land
at Cape ST Lucas, which distant but ten
leagues The landing there is indeed less danger
ous but we did not follow their advice because
we were pressed to arrive at the place of our des
tination we resolved to attempt to disembark at
the first land we should discover.
While these gentlemen&were yet celebrating,
four Indian sailors and myself let down the long
boat We took with US half OF the instruments.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
Shortage in Coal Cars.

Baltimore, Md. - The threatened
shortage of coal cars in the min
ing regions of Maryland and West Vir
ginia is here and the railroads seem
powerless to relieve the situation, ac
cording to leaders in the coal trade.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28

HE observation of the tran.
sit of Venus on the Sd OF
June, 1896, was an object
of interest to all the
learned. The Royal Acad.
emy of Sciences proposed
to the king, Louis XIV, to
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
How She Knew.

The cartoonist's wife was talking to
friend.
81 just know Fred didn't want to
work at the Office last night" she
said.
why, how do you know?" was
asked
Because in his sleep he said: Well.
I'll stay, but | don't want to draw -
Lippincott's Magazine.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28

anu u S6VeTe IeHlal6
weakness. r h @
doctor saidI would
have to go to the
hospital for an
operation, but I
could not bear to
think of it. l de.
cided to try Lydia
e. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
andSanative Wash
and was entirely
cured after three
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
1T Is.

She-John Henry! l wonder how
you can sit there and look me in the
face.
He-So do I, my love; but it's sur
prising what a recklessly brave man
can do!
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28
Senator GaIIineer's Son Drops Dead

New York William Calm
ger, eldest son OF United States Sena-
tor Gallinger of New Hampshire, fell
dead in bedroom in the apartment
of his cousin, Mrs. A. e. Johnstone, of
heart disease.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28

Editors Note.--This account of a sew
enteeth century scientific expedition was
published in the Auburn UllD Citizen,
March IS, 1856, as an item of local in
terest, there living at that place at that
time many descendants OF Pauly, the en-
gineer-the Poleys, Parkses, Fosters. and
other families being represented in the
list The original manuscript in French
was IN the possession of John Pauley OF
Kansas, who was al the time of the pub
ication visiting his Illinois kinsmen
This account is particularly interest
ing at this time, as 1t describes the con-
diuons prevailing on the coast of Cali
fornia, in 1863 event fttingly celebrat-
ed by the Golden Gate City.
The malady described by Pauly. which
decmated the ranks of the French expe-
dition, occurred at the same time as sew
eral other writers mention a very severe
prevalence of scurvy in California, and
was probably the same.l
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-10-28

WOMAN
CURED
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Gardiner, Maine.-"I have been q
great sufferer from organic troubles
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12
n Dsr|aupNto de LoDdrG

He aqui una description del aspec-
TO nue Ofrece ,ana session en- La CANA
ra de los COmuneS:
A las tres, la session ha comenzado
va desde hace treinta 6 cuarenta mi
nutos. Estamos EN- la hora de pregrm-
tas. A las cuatro sc reannda la dis
custom dea presupuesto en- sus lneas
generates.
Los diputadOs y periodistas espafIo-
les TO saben 10 que es trahaiar, nj
siquiera en- estos tiempos Gltimos, en-
gre el sefiOr Ma"ra ha adoptado La
admirab bic costumhre de tener el p
Aamento alberto 10 mas del aiIo.
Desde las cuatr,o de la tarde hasta
las once 4 once Y cnarto de la ro.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12
Extravaganza dc 10 rro

-Por los periOdistas ha corr;do ul-
timamente entire brom"s Y ep'gr ma.
| nombre de NJ. Chaucha'd, cur as d 5
"os'ciones testamenta'i's Tor su en-
'ierro sumtuosO, publ;cH das con moti--
de su grave enfcrm dad. contie
nen algrnas extravage mias.
Pero hay en- Ia histO ia d. este
"extraya gante" hechOs que merecen
resreto. Es immense mente rico: es rro
Ne los Trorietsrios de los a'mac N S
ae Ell ouvre. Los que conocen el
Bosnue de Bolonia sc haNran vis+ sor-
orerdidOs algrra vez ante La magmifi-
cencia de su palacio.
Sc halla enfrente del pirtoresco mo-
'ino que domina ell Hinddromo de
Longchsmp, rocos rasos de la Gran
~ cada. Parece un sreTo. Exter-
sa pradera, poblada DE corpulentos ar
holes matizada con flores rroc os 8.
'lega hasta el palacio, que es TN lu-
;oso v srtistno edificio. En IA prade-
"a, caprichosamente dis'ribufdas, Sc
ven estatpas, frentes y cr1rros dc
.iervos y rerros, todo en- bronco.
Su historic -.
Es m case mtercsarte. Sabido es
1ne el cuadro s'Angelus," del pintor
frances Millet,es Nm cuadro de univer-
sal Genombre. Hubo un dia en- que es-
uvo pumto de sair de FTancia. Ha
bialo .dQuirido un americana en- me-
1io million de frances.
Maem1fica suna!
Este hecho insrir6 viva protesta en-
Trencia, ese extravagante de M.
Nha uchard acudi6 al amoricaro, y pu-
o su firma EN- I'M rarare en- blamco pa
a adqr irir el cuadro Veinticuatro no
ras desrres 10 comPraha por un mi
Hon de frances. Ell cuadro esta des-
de entonces en- su palscio del Bos--
que de Bolonia, en- sobcrbia galeria
de obras de ax&e.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12
I'm PiNI0T de X QlS de edo |

Fin a "Salcn de Primavera que
toCCs los aiss Sc verilica en- Paris
axe Ia DE- scr adnitido un exTO stor de
l3 81 nos de edad.
Haste Il pressnte sc citsban hume
rosos cnsCS de Trecocidad artistica Ell
La misica y en- Ia literature.
Ptro el sublime arte pictfr;co, pare
ella rse1v2Tc la madurcz, Y rea'--
mente es asombGCso que un riiiO pue-
da dominGr los secretOs de la comTo-
sjci n Y del colcrido.
N rirtcr de 13 anos, que sc pue-
de coTsTe1ar cono Il mas icvcn ar-
tista del m1Tdc, Sc llama laval ard
| y en- el retrato ore ruhlicsmOs apa
rece arte Cd cafa'lete. haci ndo TIT
estrdio en- el ja,dfn de- su caea
Asegrran crsTtcs 10 Ran vis'o. QUE
es el cuadro presentado por Lavallard
de I'm rctsfl efecto, de gran mtni-
ci6n artistica.
Figura IN mucfacho estrdiaTdo !;
leceitn de Iisro en- I'm gabinete lu.jo-
samente amueblado.
Es serrro Gre el cuadro dcl pq.oco
ertista, st,s ITO de los exitOS de la
actual Exposition.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12

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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12

Ell Pueblo de Prerto Rico, s la
personas 4 quienes pueda interesar.
Habiendose rrosentado ante esta
Corte, ror cor Francisco Santos y
Santos, Trorie tario vecino de la CT
dra, una solicitrd peOmovierdo mfor.
maci6n de dcriDio s eu nomhre de IL
siguiente firca RUSTICA, sin nombr
conoc'do, comrnesta de treimta , sic
te cneIdss de terrencs. sta EN- el ba-
rrio "Rio Abaio" del termino munici
pal de Cdra, lmdardo: al Este, con
Jose Maria Santos. hoy el promovente
'on kodulfo Flors, Flora Santos y
Pedro Freyre; al Norte, con el ssRfo
ArrOyato" al Sur, con Jose Ma. San
tos hoy d urOmovente,y al Oeste, con
Juan Cruz Luna, hoy tambien el FRO
movente, cuya fnca la adquiri6 por
compra de treinta y una cuer1as
Eladio Rivera, deede ell aiio de 1896,
y seis cuerdas & Hemenegilda Rivera,
desde el afo de 1895, sin mediar t.
tllo de dominic inscribible.
Y habi&ndose ordenado por el Homo.
rable Juex de esta Corte, seiior C6r-
dova D&vila, La publicaci6n de edictos
en- el pers6dico Ell BOLETIN MER--
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12

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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12

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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-07-12
T DfCTO
CORTE DE DISTRTTO DEL DIcTRI
TO JUDICIAL nE GUAYAAA.
p. r.
FRANCISCO SANTOS Y SANTOS
E'N-F9A PTE
Information de dominic de finca riis
dca.

Estados Unidos Do America. El Pres;
dente de los EE UU.-SS.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
%R0THSCHILD MARRIAGES.
Number of Unions Between Cousins
Belonging to the Famous
Family.

The founder of the Rethschild
family. MAYER Amschel Of the Red
Shield, diving in 1872. eNhorted his
I've sons, engaged as loanmongers
andor him IN Frankfort, Vienna,
london, Paris and Naples. not only
o remain faithful to the law of
Noses and stand ever united, but to
undertake nothing Of importance
without first consulting their mother.
Nathan. founder of the London
branch. also was so convinced of the
business capacities of his wife, n
Cohen, that he not only left the hugo
residue Of his fortune at her dis
Dosal. but added instruction that his
sons were to engage III no undertake
ing Of moment without her consent.
How far the instruction was OBJ
served one is not in a position to
say. but it is certain the Rothschilds
have done their best to live IN fam
lily unity, for from the gentle point
Of view the number that have mar
ried cousins is appalling. OF the five
ahildren of the great Nathan each
married a cousin.
And coming to contemporaries,
Lord Rothschild is the.son of cousins
and the husband of a cousin. Re
turning TO Nathan, the Sidonia of
"Coningsby," though his offspring
married cousins, a reaction followed
n the next generation, for three of
his granddaughter. two Of whom
have been already named, married
not only out Of the family, but out
of the faith.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
COLONY WITHOUT CRIME.

st. Helena. our little Napoleonic
colony in mid-AtIantie, is a model
community. Its governor, Col. Gall
wey, is also its Judge. but in the lat
ter capacity he has little or nothing
to do. lie holds court at stated
times, but the only business is the
presentation of white gloves.
Nevertheless ST. Helena has an
inspector of police" and as the
withdrawal of the garrison, hitherto
the chief consumer of local products,
has adversely affected the finances
the st. Helena Guardian urges the
abolition of this unnecessary Of
fetal who has practically nothing to
do" His salary should 60 to a
''much wanted assistant surgeon"
There is only one surgeon IN st.
Helena, and if he became incapaci-
tated the little community on the
lonely Napoleonic rock would be in a
parlOus state.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
AUTO FOR TIGER HUNTING.
Motor Car Is s%upplanting the Ele.
phant and Howdah with
Princes of India.

No preparations have now To be
made when the news of a tiger
roaming in a jungle is brought, says
the Calcutta Statesman. Petrol, and
not a howdah, IS the thing 10 be
cared for. \ few minutes drive
brings the hunter and the tiger face
10 lace with each other.
News came in the other day of a
tiger roaming ON the banks Of the
Sindh near Uchar. a village some Il
miles from Data City. The mahara-
iah accordingly motored out TO the
village with his staff on the thir-
teenth. That day was devoted SIM
ply TO observing the movements of
the tiger. a goat was tied up and
was duly slain by the tiger, who,
making for the river bed and plae-
ing his prey ON the sand close 10 the
water, entered the cool pool and
bathed and gamboled for some time.
Having thoroughly enjoyed himself
he came out and after feasting in the
clear moonlight, took his way back
to the jungle.
Next day the maharajah sat up
for the tiger. The beast returned to
his feed, and had just caught the
goat by the right ear when the
maharaiah fired, hitting the tiger in
the head, the first bullet proving
fatal. The tiger rolled over on the
ground, with the goat held fast in
his jaws.
Early in the morning the malaria
iah returned in his motor car with
the dead tiger placed in the real
seat, the goat still hanging in the
tigers mouth. So fast was the grip
that the goat did not fall down,
though the motor was run at full
speed. 1t was a very strange sight
to see the slayer and the slain driy-
ing and driven together and the goat
hanging in the jaws of the dead
tiger.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
MUST HAVE MADE IT STRONG
Flattering Recommendation That
Caused lrishman to Think Well
of Himself.

An Irish gentleman Of a very
obliging disposition, who thinks that
personal faYors do not cost much,
while they make friends, was APP
piled to some time ago by a laborer
for a certificate of character. The
gentleman, taking the man into his
study, wrote out a very f~lattering
recommendation, which he handed
to the applicant for perusal. The
latter took it, spelled it through,
scratched his head, and remained
silent.
"Well," said the gentleman,
don't you consider it favorable
enough"
ooh, no, sorr, not at all shure it
couldn't be better, but-but-"
Out what?' angrily inquired the
gentleman.
"Begorra, SORT" said the man, 81
was just thinking that yer honor
might give me something to do
yerself on the strength of this
recommendation"
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
FIJI GOLF.

The Fijian game of tiga is prob
ably as ancient as golf, which it
somewhat resembles. The brown
warriors play along the roadway,
and the game consists of long drives
with a reed, one end of which is set
in a large brown bean. Balancing
a i%ayelin nicely in the hand, with
the forefnger as the driving power
they project it swiftly at a mound
on the road ahead, from which it
glances, falling 200 or 800 yards
away. Thus they walk and play for
miles, wing with each other for The
longest drive. The Fiiians "keep
their eye on the mound" for it needs
some skill to strike the heap of
stones at the right spot on the reed
SO as to secure a long straight flight.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
WOMEN OYSTER CATERERS.

The work Of oyster collecting and
culture is most unsuitable for wom-
en-, but in France, owing to its tedi-
Gus nature, it does not appeal to
men.
Often from an early hour in the
morning till late into the evening
the women are standing up to the
knees in water, with a strong sun
beating down on them. The result
is that never a year passes without
some Of them going mad and having
to be hurried away to the asylums.
The work is well paid-as, indeed,
it ought to be-while in the case Of
the few who own beds the profits
are large and small fortunes are
quickly amassed.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
SCIENCE AS A HOBBY.


Vary the routine of daily labor by
%cultiyating a scientific hobby is the
advice of Prof. S. p. Thompson,
who reminds us hal much of the
worlds scientific work has been
done by amateurs. For instance,
William Herschell, the astronomer,
was a music teacher; William Gil
bert, author Of De Magnetic, was a
medical man DR.. ". II. Dallinger,
authority on the microscope, was a
clergyman, and William Sturgeon,
inventor of the eleetromagnet, was a
shoemaker.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
ONLY AN

Handsome Percy Esterbrook had
lost his job again-and winter COM
ing on.
But the tall, graceful youth took
the matter philosophically.
"You must remember"-thus over
a gilt-topped cigarette he adjured
his mother and sisters-"you must
remember how seldom it is that the
flower Of the family provides the
daily bread"
And in silent acq~uiescence the
women took their lunch boxes in the
shape of cameras and departed for
the mill.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
SCOTCH HOSPITALITY.

George Conklin, the famous ami
NAL trainer, was talking to a reporter
at the circus in New York.
"Thc secret Of animal training is
gentleness. Nothing sudden or
brusquc must be done. An uneypcct-
ed caress may anger an animal more
than a kick in the ribs.
Sudden, brusque, unexpected
things never 60, no matter how we'll
they are meant. Once | was showing
in Scotland.o
Mr.. Conklin smiled.
eve trainers he said, "supped
one night with a Scotch admirer.
The old mar was the soul of hos
pitality, but I admit | vas rather
startled when he leaned toward me
and said:
"'Stick in, man Conklin, stick in.
Yer frien' Coot's two mullins ahead
o ve.'"-Rochester Herald.