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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

The Angler-Is. this public water,
my man?
The Inhabitant-Ay.
The Asgler-rhen it won't be q
crime if land fish?
The Inhabitant-No; it'll be miracle
Sketch.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

" Generally debilitated for years Had
sick headaches, lacked ambition, was worn
out and all rundown. Burdock Blood Bit.
tiers made me well woman. - Mss. Chas
Frietory, Moosup, Conn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

Madge-Miss Avoirdupois is taking
horseback riding. Has she got Off
any fat?
Dolly-Yes; off the horse.--Lippin-
colts.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

Bilious Feel heavy after dinner
Tongue coated? Bitter taste? Complexion
sallow Liver needs waking up. Doan's
Reguets cure bilious attacks. as cents at
any drug store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

Don't think that piles can't be cured
Thousands of obstinate cases have beer
cured by Doan's Ointment. 50 cents a
any drug store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

"Isn't he lucky?" is usually exclaim.
ed of the successful man, while what is
really ment is "isn't he a hard mark?'
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

"How old is Belief"
"Twenty-four her last six birth
days. Boston Transcript.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01
The Southern Railway
Is the Greatest Highway of
Travel to all Points West
3-DAILY TRAINS-3

N. B. The following schedule fig
ures published only as information and
are not guaranteed:
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01

Connections made of Memphis. ST.
Louis and Cincinnati with western lines
for all points west. Only one change
of cars in nnion depots to great many
points.
Tickets can always be purchased al
the lowest rates authorized. Before
PURCHASE 9 tickets call on the Southern
Railway agents for rates, maps and
complete information.
@. Fl. AoKERT, V. p. G. M,
Washington, d. @.
W. q. TAY1oE, G.. P. A.
Washington, d. G.
J. L. MEX, d. P. A,
Knoxville, Tenn.
s. 81. HARDwICK, P. t, M.
Washington, D. G.
G. A. BENsooTEB, A. G.. P. A,
Chattanooga, Tenn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01
Banner Lye

No other I've Is packed soSafely and conve-
niently, or is so ee0nomical-not bit wasted.
No other I've or soap cleans and disinfects
so easily and thoroughly as Banner LIE. It
Is not old-style I've. OdorleSS and colorlesS !:
the greatest cleanser and diSinfectant the
world has ever known. Use II for cleaning
your kitchen, cellar, sinks, dairy, milk-pans
and bottles, orsoftening water, and the labor
Of washing and cleaning will be cut in half.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-04-01
Makes pure soap

and saves money besides. A lO-eent can Of
Banner Lye, 5H pounds of kitchen grease,
ten minutes easy work (no boiling or large
kettles), and youhave l0poundsyof best hard
soap or 20 gallons of soft soap.
BssaST Lysis sold BY your grocer or druggists
Write to US for free booklet. Usssof Basssr Lyf.
The Penn Chemical Works Philadelphia U 5 4
Packed with Library Slips
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

"00A0 W 0VO0s
There's too many mOtherB-and they're
good mothers, too; I amt sayin' any
thing against their Intentions, but
there's too many Of them-that's got
the idea that they amt dom their
whole duty unless they make little
angels out Of their boys. Some Of
them succeed, too, but the product
don't stay on earth very long. Little
angels are all right In heaven. no
doubt. but they don't seem to at into
the plan Of things down here. As old
Bill Swift's always sayin'. they're
kind Of de trop. What we need In this
vale Of tears is men, just plain men.
and the one you get that fixed In
your noggin, honey, the better It'll be
for William Aatr1mitoe there. Just
look at the little rascal kick. I never
saw such an extraordinary child. Hon
est, I never did.
But, as l was say1n', honey, the
main thing In raisin' boys II knowin'
when to let 'em alone. And boys, I
want to tell You, an stand . whole lot
Of lettin' alone and be all the better
for it. II you let that youngster get
the notion that he's boss Of the shop,
and I see signs Of It already; II You
Jump and run every time he hollers
and fetch and carry whenever he com
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

the sweetest and best women God
ever made make that very mistake.
and the funny part about It IL that
they don't know 1t and their boys
don't know It. But everybody else
does.
"There's another way Of not lettn'
'em alone. and that's hoppin' around
all the time. like a hen ON . hot grid
die. hollerin' don't That's the mother
with the overheated conscience who's
got a stern duty to perform and raises
her boys with a plumb line and q ham
mer. She believes, like the poet, tn
hewin' to the line no matter where the
chips fall. but the trouble b that most
Of the chips hit the boy. She's got her
eagle eye liked on him every minute
Of the day. and every time be turns
around there's q don't shot 1t him un-
til he's afraid to do anything at all.
And the chances are that be never will
do anything worth mentionin', for Il
the habit once gets dxsd It's pretty apt
70 stay through ftfe. Know Nh a
men who don't amount 10 . row q
pins because they're afraid ol maxim
. mistake, and ri bet Z whole Ut that
most Of them owe their disposftions 20
the way their mothers trained them.
mo. little girl. II you want to make .
man Of that boy give him . fghtin'
chance TO develop accoedin' to natures
plans ana speci1cations. You've heard
the old saytn' that the Lord takes care
Of drunken men and little children. I
have my doubts about the drunken
men; I think its another party that
looks after them. But thergfs no mis-
take about the chfldren. and n I was
goin' to write . prescription for the
maxim Of q hi Yd put down twenty
Parts good example. ton parts good
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

ana William have got first to set the
right kind Of an example. You can't
b much OF q guide unless you know
tho route; you can't expect him to be
truthful II you tell abs; you can't ex-
pect him to be honest II you look out
the car window when the conductor
comes by: you can't expect him to be
honorable unless you are honorable,
not only In your dealin's with him.
but with others. 1t takes a mighty
little p%reachin'. but a whole lot Of prac-
ttcin'. to raise a boy right.
You'll have to remember, honey.
that the boy don't know the road.
Once In awhile you'll have to give the
rein . little pull to the right or the
left to keep him from stray1n' OF at
the forks. and now and then you'll
need to check him up from goin' into
mudhoies or stumblin' on rocks. hut
that's about all. You're bis guide, you
must understand. not his driver. About
every 20 often he'll come to q fork
where the left hand road II look to
him lots more attractive than the right
hand one. and then you'll have to ex-
plain the difference. You'll have to
show him that tho main thing to know
about Z road IL where It's goin' to
wind up. Put It up to his intelligence
and he'll 60 the right way nine times
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17
lV.-Makin& b Man Of the
Boy
OLONEL SNEED watches

- OLONEL sNEED watched with
sparkling eyes and swelling
~ chest the efforts Of his infant
grandson to swallow q very
small but very chubby foot.
There Is no use a-talkin', honey" he
observed to his daughter, Mrs. William
Rollins-''there's no use a-tAlkin', but
that's a remarkable child, q most re-
markable child. He knows what be
wants and he's goin' to get 1t Of break
his neck a-tryin'. Just notice how be
hangs on to that foot. He's got q
grip like a country politician. and he's
as dead set az Jim Robdnson's old
mule. Did I ever tell you about that
mule. honey?"
mo, papa, but all babies suck their
toes II they're given q chance"
Huh! Maybe they do, maybe they
do, but they don't all do It the same
way. Every human walks on two legs,
yet it's easy to tell a man from 4
mollycoddle by the way he steps.
When 1t comes to readin' character
there amt many can get ahead Of
your old daddy, and I don't need =
telescope to zee that this young I'M -
an extraordinary child. He's got the
maxim Of a q In him. and HEN
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

many friends a.
q sheep stealin'
cur and be about
as much 9 to
society. Maybe
you've wondered
why the woods
are full Of Just
. u people.
Well. that's the
reason II had
q chance to be
born again and
was given my
choice between
that kind Of q
mother and no
mother at all I'd
say, give me an
orphan asylum.
0f M m a 0Y
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17


showing again, Ftp" asked
Pullet q Etzgoober came out Of
the gate with . washtub tightly
dasped in his arms and trailing .
mirror behind him.
Eyes, moaned the afflicted man,
hopping his perspiring brow, I'm
going to leave this hole"
"What for7 Don't you like tho
neighborhood"
Ooh, no, not that The naigh-
bors are all right"
'Water not good, mayber
mo better can be found"
sTThe rent hasn't been raised, has
IT,"
mo. That's the reason I'm 60
ing to seek another house."
"Whatt" exclaimed the surprised
Punet. Moving from . place be-
cause the rent has not bean rsisedl
Surely you don't object 70 thai,
Vftsr
INC, I DO not" Sadly replied
Jits . - started back Tor. the
htchsn sst Of furniture, but Tho
landlaEd 1Qas, Ien knQE.zLnn1@
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

out q ten, but Il Jon ty 10 club him
into ooln' that WY IT, ten chances
% one that be Jumps the track and
euto aefuoe the 6el6o.
that's about The long and short Of
T. litt3s s1ri. tn an easy matter to
make ! man Of = boy II you Just keep
him headed the right way and let him
develop - the good Lord Wills. Look
at him now. win your Maxim googoo
syso af his granddaddy. Most remark
ablo chi1d I ever saw
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

mands; II. when he gets old enough to
understand. you talk about how sweet
he Is and how smart he y right before
his face: II you pet him and coddle
him all the time ana feed him things
he's got no business to eat Just be-
cause he wants them, he's pretty Ger
tain to turn out q prig thate1l have %
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

make one, too, Il
you don't let tom
fooiishneoe bead
him or"
why, papa,
what on earth do
you meant
"Just what I
Gays honey.
There's q whole
lot Of people In
trOuserD loadn'
0rOu00 this 0W0
who'd a been
real men perhaps
II their mothers
had let 'em alone.
The MAN point
in raisin' boys
IL In Known
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

advice, twenty parts love and dfty
parts trust In Providence. II you're
rtdin' Z Thoroughbred horse you don't
want to use spurs or whip. and you
don't need to touch the rein except to
guide him. It's the same way with
that youngster there. He's got good
blood In him. and all you've got to do
IL to keep him In the middle Of the
road, and nature II do the rest. You
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-01-05
being disqualified therein.

being disqualified therein.
W. NJ. Ballew, murder
Jonas Fooshee, John Fooshec mur.
der
Jones Fo0shee, John Fooshee Knox
collins. Luther Frost, murder
Jonas Fooshcc, assault to kill,
Wednesday, february 10.
eco. Emberlin, murder.
Thursday, February II.
John Peterson. murder
Friday, February II.
Clay Mccoy, murder.
Monday, February IS.
Geo. T. Love, murder.
Tuesday, February 16.
John Nelson, intercourse female
under sixteen.
John Nelson, incest
Wednesday, February Y.
j. II. Love, murder.
Friday, February 1s,
p'f Jbll'0s ldlN'iN anu l'''lNlHS.
Oce Jones, larceny and receiving.
Occ Jones, malicious trespass.
The following cases will be tried
before regular Judge:
Tuesday, February 20.
las. Baker, assault to kill
J. +. Greenwood, assault to kill
VIII Greenwood Andy Greenwood,
AndlNw Fio,ds, assault to kill.
Wednesday, February "a.
Manda Cummings assault TO kill
TcXana Ransom. assault TO kill
Thursday, February rs.
Eugene Taylor larceny.
Rube Williams, larceny.
Bynum Johnson, larceny.
Friday, February 20,
Lee owens, forgery
Frank Nero forgery.
Friday, February 26.
G. f.. Carter embezzlement and
forgery.
Monday, March I.
Hence Cohee, murder.
Mary Toles, Sam Quinn, murder.
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Notice Of Sale.

In the District Court for Carter
Coua'v. State of Oklahoma, at Ard
more
Molly II. Gwinn, plaintiff. VS.. G. \.
Drain. Guardian for Thos. Andrew
Drain, Defendants.
Notice is hereby given that In pur-
suance of an order OF this court on
the 2lst day of December, 1908, In
the case OF Molly Il. Gwlnn vs.. G
A. Drain, Guardian for Thos. An
drew Drain, minor, pending in the
District Court OF Carter County, Ok.
lahoma, and being an action for a
partition of lot number One in Block
232 in the City Of Ardmorc, Carter
County, Oklahoma, | will offer for
sale and sell for cash to the highest
bidder said lot number One in Block
232 in the City OF Ardmore, Carter
County, Oklahoma, at twelve o'clock
noon, on the 22nd day of January
1909, I'm front Of the Court house in
the city Of Ardmore, IN said County
and state
Witness my hand this the 9lst day
Of December. 1908.
J. II. AKERS,
Sheriff Of Carter County Oklahoma.
22.4wks.
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Notice Of Sale Of Real Estate.

Notice OF Sale OF Real Estate.
In the matter Of the guardianship Of
Joseph and Frank Sweeney, NO
1877.
Noticc is hereby given in pursuance
Of an order Of the County Court OF
the County Of Stephens, State OF Ok.
ahoma, made on the 18th day Of De.
ccmbcr, 1905 and a further order
made on the 21st day of December
1905, the undersigned Guardian Of
the estate Of Joseph and Frank
Sweeney, Minors will sell at Duncan,
Oklahoma TO the highest bidder sub
ject to confirmation by said Court.
on Monday, the 18th day Of January,
A. d. 1909, at o'clock p. m, at pri-
vate sale all the right, title and In.
terost of said Joseph and Frank
Sweeney, Minors, IN and to the fol-
lowing described real estate situate
in Stephens County, State of Okla
homa, to-wit:
Situated In Carter and Marshall
Counties, Oklahoma, being the E1a
Of the s + a Of y Z u and the n r
y Of the y L u Of the S L "A, all
in Sec 3, Twp s., II. f., and the
y Z = of the y w y of the S w u
and the w u OF the NWA and the
$. 20 acres Of Lot 4, and the s w
10 acres Of Lot 3 and the w u 81
the 5 Il a Cf the NV a of Sec, 2,
Twp. . s, r. 3 r., also Lots ! and
and the 5 r 10 acres OF Lot and
the y L = of the 5 T. a Of the n w
/ = Of ) W 4 Of y r a and the w
y Of + y Of the y . 4, all in Sec
/ ?, Twp $, r, T., being the allot.
ment Of Sarah Ann Sweeney, de-
ceased
Said real estate will be sold on the
following terms and conditions. 10.
wit: For Cash, the interest herein
sold being subject TO the life estate
and courtesy Of Robert Sweeney, the
father Of Joseph and Frank Sweeney
Minors.
BIDS for the purchase thereof must
be IN writing and must be filed in the
County Court OF stephens. County,
Oklahoma or delivered 10 the under
signed at NARROW stephens County
Oklahoma, by 10 o'clock a. NJ. on the
gyf1 18Th Inv 80 Tlpn1r,r rQUo
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(. - - - s /. /. :: :: :: r .w .a
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

The regular meeting Of the
stockholders OF the First Ma.
tional Bank OF ArdmOre, Okla.
viii be held in the offices OF
the bank during legal hours ON
the second Tuesday I'm Jan ;
uary 1903 which Is the 18th OF
the month. Said meeting Is 10
10 De held for the purpose OF
Clectins directors for he cusu. ;
Ing year
C. l. ANDERSON,
Cashier
:: :: :: :: :; :: :: /. !; u u u - ~
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Hobart Let's Paving Contract.

Hobart, Okla, Jan. ,.5.-Hobart
streets are to be paved within a
very short time. Monday contract
for fourteen blocks OF asphalt pave
mcnt was let TO the Quiplan-Warner
company OF Syracuse, y. Y.
The excavation work will begin
next week.
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Subscribe for the Ardmoreite.
Notice Of Hearing Petition for Ap-
pointment Of Administrator.

State of Oklahoma, Carter County In
the County Court
In the matter Of the estate Of John
w. Massey, deceased
To the heirs, next OF kin and creditors
of John W Massey, deceased:
You are hereby notified that Jucl
Massey has applied to the County
Court of Carter County, State of
Oklahoma for letters of gdmiuistra
tlon on the estate of John W Massey,
deceased, to be granted to herself and
that said application will be heard at
the Court room of said Court in the
city of Ardmore In said County, on
the lith day of January, 1909, at 10
o'clock a. m, at which time and place
any person interested may appear and
show cause, il any they nave, why
such petition should not he granted.
Witness my hand and the seal or
the said Court hereunto affixed tAis
2nd day Of January, 1909.
SEAL) I. r. MASON.
$40 County Judge.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-01-05
CRIMINAL DOCKET
SETTING OF CRIMINAL DOCKET
FOR THE DISTRICT COURT
FEBRUARY TERM, 1909.

Below Is the setting of the criminal
docket OF the district court for the
February term of 1909. At this term
all the old cases will be disposed of.
here are only twelve cases on the
docket that were filed before state
hood, and the reason that they have
not been tried is that Judge Russell
was disqualified, having been employ
ed as attorney in these cases before
statehood, but this term they will all
be disposed of.
Judge Russell will hold court here
the first week after the term begins
and the second and third weeks will
be held by special judge, and Judge
Russell will hold court in Texas
county. There are nine murder cases
to he disposed of among them being
the Fooshec and Ballcw cases.
Monday, February I, 1909.
Charlie Bennett, rape
Arthur Douglas, Angie Everhart,
burglary.
Frank Patton, harbornG horse
thief.
Oce Jones, larceny and rec.
Tuesday, February 2.
John Bonner, larceny.
Thursday, February 3.
Ike Sanders rape.
Lem Roberts rape.
Ben Ford, rape.
Jim Edwards, adultery,
Tom Bundy and Girlie McGee in,
cest.
Tom Ashley, incest,
Arthur Arlington, disturbing the
peace,
w F. Null practcng medicine
without license.
Monday, February 8.
The following cases will be tried
before special Judge, Judge Russell
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Demands Prisoners.

Guthrie, OKLA Jan. 4.-Goycrno,
Haskell has issued a requiston on
Governor Campbell of Texas for the
return to this state OF Harrison Kim
bers, Fred Kimbers and Arthur Bal
ley, wanted at Muskogee for grand
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larceny and under arrest at Nacos-
doches, Texas. Sheriff Il. NJ Ramsey
of Muskogee county has gone after
the prisoners.
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undersigned at Sallisaw, Oklahoma
or TO Potterf 4 Walker, Ardmore.
Dated the 9Th day of December
1908.
a. c. PICKENS,
al Administrator
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Notice Of Sale OF Real Estate by
Administrator.
l. r. MASON,
County Judge.

dminstrator.
In the matter of the estate of \. !.
Cross, deceased.
Notice is hereby given I'm pursu.
ance of an order of the County Court
of the County of Carter, state of
Oklahoma, made on the oath day oi
November, 1905 the undersigned ad
ministrator OF the estate Of \. J.
Cross, deceased, Will sell at Ardmorc.
Oklahoma, TO the highest bidder sub.
ject 20 confirmation. by said Court
on or after the 18th day of January.
1903 at 10 o'clock a. m, all the
right, title and interest OF said \. j.
Cross deceased, in and to the fol
lowing described real estate situate
in Carter CouHry, State of Okla.
homa. to-Vit:
Lot c in block 1903, in the city Of
Ardmore, Oklahoma This property
is a large corner lot opposite Broad.
way Methodist church.
Said real estate will be sold ON
the following terms and conditions
to-wit; Private sale. Onethlrd cash
and the remainder in three months.
Bids for the purchase thereof must
be in writing and must be filed IN
the county court or delivered to the
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The following cases will be tried
before special Judge, Judge Russell
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We CAN 90 YOUR GAS FITTING
FRIGHT Now"
Don't wait until II gets cold again.
Phone 60. Ardmore Supply Co.
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Telephone Observation-Disclosures.

All accounts are due the first o.
each month. DO not wait for
statements but send check or pay at
Office on or before the 10th to
get usual discounts.
Rates-Dusiness Phone, $500.
Residence-$2,OO 90; Party lines soc
less
CHlCKASAW TELEPHONE co.
Per II. l.. RASOR,
SO Local Manager
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d VI SMITH

Attorney for the Guardian. 300
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-12-16
Dec. ot3
Notice of Time Appointed For
Proving Will

State OF South Dakota. County Of Hand.
-. In County Court.
In the Matter Of the estate Of Mrs. arn,
nah irwin. deceased. (
state Of South Dakota sends greetings "a
Robert irwin. James Irwin. Grace Browns
Mrs. Thomas Jones, Mrs Eliza Crombes.
John Irwin, william Irwin. George irwin.
Dave Irwin. and Charles Irwin. heirs next. .ot
kin OF Mrs. nannah Irwin. deceased.
Pursuant to the order nj said court made
on the 9Th day Of December. 1909. Notice IN
hereby given that Tuesday. the 4th dav OF
January. 1910. ut 10 O'CLOCK a. m. OF said
day at the court room NJ said court al
Miller. In the county OF Hand has been 40.
pointed as the time and place for the prov.
ing OF the will OF said Mrs Hannah Trivia.
deceased. and for hearing the said petition
for probate thereof and the issuance Of
letters testamentary thereof when ssd
where any person interested may appear
and contest the same,
Dated at Miller. s. D., this sth das 81
December. 1909.
tSEAL) BY the Court.
Attest: C.. NJ. CARROLL
W. l., Morrow, Judge OF the County Court.
Clerk OF the County Court.
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A Typographical TRAGEDY.

"You have some professional
humorists working on your limo
type machines, haven't you?" asked
the poet.
Haven't noticed that any of
them have a failing that way" an
swered the editor.
"Well, you're a poor observer.
Do you read your own paper?"
Occasionally"
"Did you read my poem, To
Agatha in yesterdays issue?"
"N-no."
81 thought not. In the poem l
wrote a line which read, Il love you
better than l love my life"
"That was a neat line"
"And n of your linotype hu-
morists made it read, Z love you
better than l love my wife,"
'Er-
"Exactly-my wife. And my wife,
not being acquainted with the fail
ings of these key thumpers, thinks
the poem vas printed exactly as it
was written"