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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Poo-Bah In Real Life.

A counterpart Of Poo-Bah has been
found In New Jersey. The town OF
Beverly has elected new constable
whose pay is to be SIS a month. In
addition to his constabulary work.
the incumbent of this overpaid sine.
cure must also serve as poundkeeper.
harbor master and overseer of the
poor. This "multum In parvo" job
must be looked upon as one OF great
honor. as there were six applicants
for II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

ters Of mankind who have too often
shown themselves devoid of so much as
the understanding Of the words by which
we signify the qualities OF duty. OF
mercy, OF devotion to the right OF lofty
Observation-Disclosures I'm battling for the good
Of others. There have been other men
as great and other men as good; but in
all the history OF mankind there are no
other two great men as good these.
no other two good men as great. Wide
ly though the problems Of to-day differ
from the problems set for solution to
Washington when he founded this nation.
to Lincoln when he saved IL and freed
the slave. yet the qualities they showed
In meeting these problems are exactly
the same as those we should show i'm
doing our work To-day
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
All He Asked.

The father of the girl looked at his
caller.
you are much older than my daugh-
ter" he said. "but you are a million.
aire. and she seems to want you--so
suppose it's all right"
Thank you." murmured the caller.
But there's one thing r want you to
promise me-" the gray-haired father
went on.
And what Is that?"
The old mans tone grew more Sc
rious.
Il want you to promise me that II
ever run for Office you will carefully
refrain from announcing that you in
tend to vote for me-"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

an ideal. He had the practical mans
hard common sense and willingness to
adapt means to ends; but there was in
him none OF that morbid growth of mind
and soul which blinds so many practical
men to the higher things of life. No
more practical man ever lived than this
homely backwoods idealist; but he had
nothing In common with those practical
men whose conscences are warped until
they fail to distinguish between good and
evil. fail to understand that strength,
ability. shrewdness, whether In the world
OF business or OF politics, only serve to
make their possessor more noXious, a
more evil member OF the community. IL
they are not guided and controlled by a
fine and high moral sense.
Lessons from Lincoln's Life.
1--WE OF this day must try to solve
many social and Industrial problems,
requiring to an especial degree the
combination of indomitable resolution
with cool-headed sanity. We can profit
by the way in which Lincoln used both
these traits as he strove for reform. We
can learn much of value from the very
attacks which following that course
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

the impossible At the very time wheS
one side was holding him up as the
apostle OF social revolution because ne
was against slavery, the leading abo-
Itionist denounced him as the slave
hound OF Illinois" When he was the sec
ond time candidate for president the ma
jority OF his opponents attacked him be-
cause OF what they termed his extreme
radicalism. while a minority Threatened
to bolt his nomination because he was not
radical enough. He had continually to
check those who wished to go forward
too fast. at the very time that he over.
rode the opposition OF those who wished
not to go forward at all. The goal was
never dim before his vision. but he picked
his way cautiously. without either halt or
hurry. as he STROBE toward II, through
such a morass Of difficulty that no man
Of less courage would have attempted Ii,
while IT would surely have overwhelmed
any man of judgment less serene.
Man Of Great liberation.
yet perhaps the most wonderful thing
Of all. and. from the standpoint OF the
American OF to-day and Of the future,
the most vitality important was the
extraordinary way in which Lincoln
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Her Extreme Goodness.

The husband of beloved deceased
wife came to see her bust
Look at 1t WE'LL. said the sculptor,
land as It is only in clay | can alter
It II necessary"
The widower looked at 1t carefully
with the most tender interest. 1T Is
her very SELF" he said. Her large
nose-the sign of goodness" Then,
bursting into tears, he added: she
was so good! Make the nose a little
arger!"-Lippincott
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
WHY Not2

why may not goose say thus:
All the parts OF the universe have
an interest in: The earth serves me
TO walk upon. the sun to light me; the
stars have their influence upon me;
have an advantage by the winds and
such by the waters; there is nothing
that yon heavenly roof looks upon SO
Iavorably as me. I am the darling of
Nature. Is 1t not man that keeps and
serves e?"-Montaigne.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
MIX FOR LAME BACK

To one.half pint good whiskey, add
one ounce syrup sarsaparilla, and one
ounce Toris compound, which can be
procured from any druggist. Take in
teaspoonful doses before each meal
and before retiring. This recipe is
neveG-failing. Leading specialists pre-
ecrihn IL
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

Are you interested In California.
Arizona and Old Mexico? If so, it
would be wise to write for full infor.
nation about the shortest line and the
best service from your point to those
sections via the SALT LAKE ROUTE,
Utah's most popular Road.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
When the Sea Flow. Into the Seine.

When the Sea Flows Into the Seine.
A strange phenomenon takes place
at little Caudebec twice year. The
sea, announced by q laundering sound
and an undulatlng swell that runs
along the rivers face. comes up from
the channel and flows into the Seine.
Tranquil and hitherto unrufled, the
river receives this violent visitor in
one unduIous wave that rushes like
a tide along the surface of the water.
--Harper's Monthly Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Born February IL, 1909

render service TO his nation and to all
mankind such as no other man OF his
generation could or did render. Each had
lofty ideals, but each In striving TO attain
these lofty Ideals was guided by the
soundest common sense, Each possessed
innexlble courage In adversely, and soul
wholly unspolled by prosperity Each
POSSESSED ali the gentler virtues common
iy exhibited by good men who lack rug
ged strength OF character. Each pos
sessed also all the strong qualities com
monty exhibited by those towering mas
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Died April IS, 1865

brought upon his head. attacks alike by
the extremists of revolution and by the
extremists OF reaction. lie never way
cred In devotion to his principles. In his
love for the union. and In his abhor-
renee OF slavery. Timid and lukewarm
people were always denouncing him be-
cause he was extreme; but as a matter
OF fact he never went TO extremes, he
worked step by step; and because OF this
the extremists hated and denounced him
with fervor which now seems TO US fam
tastic in its dedication OF the unreal and
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Conscientious. indeed

81 notice that a leading actress
teIephoned that her automobile was
broken down and she couldn't attend
meeting of her creditors" Wasn't
that sweet OF herl Going to all that
trouble for a lot Of fussy old cred
itors"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

Are you interested in California,
Arizona and Old Mexicog II so, it
would be wise to write for full infor-
nation about the shortest line and the
best service from your point to those
sections via the SALT LAKE ROUTE,
Utahs most popular Road.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

from Hregularl-
ties, terrible drag
ging sensations,
extreme nervous
ness, and that all
gone feeling in my
stomach. / had
given up hope Of
ever being well
when 1 began to
take Lydia E.Pink-
hams Vegetable
Compound. Then
L felt as though
naw lifa had haan
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Uncle HIram,s peduetion.

who are them people Twin next
door, asked Mrs. Gadsby's Uncle
Hiram.
Il don't know she replied.
Il s'pose they've just moved in?"
mo; | think they have lived there
for good many years"
Amt they decent?"
II really don't know. have never
heard anything about them"
HIN! Gosh, you people must be
mighty we'll off,"
What has our financial condition
to do with the people who live next
door,"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
HIGH HONOR PAID
GREAT STATESMAN
NATIONS MEN OF WORTH
IN TRIBUTE TO ABRA-
HAM LINCOLN.
PRESIDENT MAKES ADDRESS

Qualities and Deeds CT the Great Pres
ident Set Forth by the Chief Exec.
utive in Impressive speech-Im-
mense concourse Gathered to Wit
ness Exercises in Connection with
Laying Of Corner Stone Of Memo
rial Hall.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Llneoln's peep Foreslaht.

Lincoln saw into the future with the
prophetic Imagination usually vJuchsafed
only to the poet and the seer. He had
In him all the lift toward greatness Of
the visionary. without any of the vision
ary's fanatiCism or egotism, without any
OF the visionary's narrow jealousy of the
practical man and inability to strive In
practical fashion for the realization Of
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Man Always omnlvoro,,

II used to be held that primitive
man was vegetarian; but the an
thropologist Ortvay has made careful
and extended Investigations, which
Indicate that primitive man, like the
modern savage, was omnivorous.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
Washington and Lincoln.

las people we are indeed beyond
measure fortunate in the characters OF
the two greatest OF our public men,
Washington and Lincoln. Widely though
they differed I'm externals. the Virginia
landed gentleman and the Kentucky
backwoodsman, they were alike In es-
sentials. they were alike in the great
qualities which rendered each able to
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

There are four advantages in TAX
ing Munyon's Homeopathic Remedies.
First, they are positively harmless.
Second. they are pleasant to take.
Third they relieve quickly. Fourth,
they cost nothing unless they give sat
isfaction.
Prof. Munyon has just issued Mag.
azine-Almanac, which will be sent free
to any person who addresses
The Munyon Company, Philadelphia.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

Are you interested in California,
Arizona and Old Mexico?, II so, it
would be wise to write for full infor.
nation about the shortest line and the
best service from your point to those
sections via the SALT LAKE ROUTE,
Utah's most popular Road
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

II you were one-haif as particular
about being pleased with your jewelry
as we are to please you, your prob
lens in that line would be quickly
solved.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

Mistress-"Nora. why didn't you fin
ish winding the clock7 You only gave
a couple of turns" Nora-"shure.
and III be lawn yez termorrer, mum,
and I'd not be afther dom amy of
tue new gyrul's work."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

Simple GsrgIe for Sore Throat.
Tincture of myrrh. two drachms. wa.
ter. four ounces, vinegar. four ounces.
Mix by shaking up In a bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
A Dire Threat.

II is well known that certain vaga-
bonds desire nothing better especial
ly when the cold weather comes on,
than to be arrested and locked up, in
order that they may be taken care OF
a while. One OF this fraternity sue.
ceeded in getting himself arrested for
vagrancy, and on the way to the lock
up he was so much overjoyed by the
prospect of not having to sleep in the
open air that he behaved somewhat
boisterously.
Keep quiet" threatened the police.
man; IF you don't, I'll let you go!"-
Exchange.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

For Hoarseness and Coughs Browns
Bronchial Troches" are wonderfully eff
fective. % cents box. Samples sent free
by John /. Brown a. Son. Boston, Mass.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUINTNE"
the signature of r. w. GROVE. Used the Work
over 20 Cure n Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

II isn't the knocker who gains ad
mission to our confidence.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

Riches without charity are nothing
worth. They are a blessing only to
others.-Fielding.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
DAYTON MoEEYwEIeHT SCALES

VANGUARD MEAT SLICING MACHINES
TEMPLEToN COMPUTING CHEESE CUTTERS
u..vvslsha Seal. Co., Salt LAX. sfs. z3s w. lads s.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20

"why, you don't seem to ever have
To borrow anything"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
AFTER
FOURYEARS
OF MISERY
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md. -"For four years
my life was a misery to me. 1 Suffered
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-02-20
NOT FoS HIM.

Now, boy. this is important! It's
an invitation to dinner!"
Thanks, boss. But | can't accept.
Me dress suits In hock!"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
SECRET SOCIETY INITIATION
LED TO NIGHT POLICE COURT

New York May s.-rhe initiation Of
Alphonse Lamb and Edward Fitzger-
aid into q secret society OF the Col
umbia university freshmen class led
TO their arraignment in II night police
court late last night on charges of
disorderlS conduct. Lamb had been
compelled to dress in fashionable
woman's gown with large hat and Veil
and high-helled shoes. Fitzgerald
worse evening clothes and acted as
Lambs escort while Il crowd of tho
finitiators followed then. at a dis
lance through the STREETS of Harlem.
When Fitzgerald left Lamb on the
side walk to purchase cigar an un-
suspecting masher tried to flirt with
Lamb. The masher was Knocked
down by the athletic freshman In wo-
mans garb and the first policeman
to arrive suffered similar fate Iritz-
gerald Joined in the fight and both
We're arrested. In court Magistrate
Rreen enjoyed the sport of the col-
iesians who we're accompanied by the
entire freshman class. and discharg-
ed them. Lamb borrowed n police
mans suit in which 10 go home
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
5AMERI CAN WOMEN
WEAR CHINESE HAIR.

washington May s.Whilc it Is a
well known fact that all Of the hair
displayed By the American woman in
her handsome and stylish coiffeure is
not necessarily her own, it is not SO
generally known that much of it may
have been grown" in China.
But such would seem to be the case,
according to Vice Consul General Fuller
at Hongkong who reports to the bureau
of manufactures tina 207,414 pounds OF
human hair were invoieed for ship
lnent to the United States from that
port last year. The year previous hut
56,133 pounds had been exported to this
country and then came fashion requir-
ing massive headpieces. In conse-
quence the women had to have more
hair to fill them and the surplus hair
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
DOCUMENTS AGAINST
SUGAR TRUST EMP LOYES

p. 5t~A =.
New York, May Indictments for
4 conspiracy We're returned today against
Oliver Splitter, who was superintendent
OF the docks of the American Sugar RE-
lining company In Brooklyn. and six
to have been implicated in the sugar
f llnlderwefghing frauds charged by the
government in its recent suit.
Henry Burke Closson of counsel for
the American Sugar Refining company.
expressed the attitude of the company
as follows: sss
The officers Of the American Sugar.
Refining company have no comment to
make In regard to the new indictments
found against Oliver Splitter and certain
of the men formerly employed under.
him. beyond this. that they are as
anxious as the United States attorney
can be that these men and any others
shall be punished IL they are guilty, and
that they are and have been co-opera-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
TO STUDY 20 OF GY
IN SOCIETY ISLANDS

& New York, May s----H. g. Champion,
professor OF zoology at Columbia uni-
yersity, and curator of marine inyerte-
bra ties at the American, museum ofenat-
i,irnl history, VIII start for the Society
islands and other lands of the Souti,
Pacific ocean aSweek from today in the
Interest of a geological research. Prof,
Champions wife and daughter, Miss
Helen Champion Will accompany him.
IS The trip Rill be iii the nature of an
exploring expedition and the professor
expects to obtain much valuable in.
Formation for his Columbia lectures,
and many rare specimens of sea life
for the museum AZ
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08

that tic lowering OF duties on lead
Mouldstnor increase importations He
did think however, that any one IA
lgrniliaisM With the conditions in the lead
3s1nining districts of Missouri in 1856
would attribute the small impOrtattons
at that time to a lowering of the duty
4 In the opinion of Mr.. Carter. a, de-
cided 1ajority Of the senate was IN ac-
lEcord with the lead industry The rate
softhree-fo,lrtlis of a cent pound, he
declared, was ruinious. He defended
the .Aldrcll rate of ~ cents O pound
on the ground that 1t would result in
keeping all the activities connected
with the mining operations of the coun-
try In a healthy. state. The propositions
OF MI. Stone he characterized as ele-
rlentary. & I'LL Y.
Resumine his opposition to levying5
any d uty on pig letd5in addition to the
duty of Il cents q. pound provided for
Head in ore, Mr.. Bristpw declared that5it
costs no more to make pig lead In this
country than abroad.
LABOR COST.
! MIR. Bristow WAS Interrupted by SEN
ator; 2kldrich, Hepburn, BorGh, Smnot,
Sutherland and others. all contendins
that the labor cost In producing lead
was enough greater than abroad to
Justly the diffcrential OF fve-eighths
of one cent per, pound as proposed BY
the comuitteeSon, finance. Mr.. sBristoW}
said lie WOULD offer no opposition TO the
proposed duty on lead in ore. but he.
protected against amy additional duty
on pig lead, the product of the ore.
There Was5a faii. prospect of 'reuch-
|stnS Il vote OF the lead schedule when
Senator sScrah discussed the general
principles of the protective tnriff sys-
TEN. He declared that for every dollar
collected at the customs houses of the
country sI IS placed as burden upon
the people.
Nh RaaGll especially criticized the
wooden actedulc us providing excessive
rates t
Senator LaFollettc read from n news.
paper statements Of an agreement
among the lead intelcstsiof the world
by which they We're assured of harnlo-
NOUS action in the matter Of fixing
prices. The statement also declared
that the f;tiagenheinls and other great
tcornbination. Mr.. LaIollette then said
that some years. ago he hgd acquired
( lead and zinc ore property IN Wiscon-
sin and for hat reason would with
draw his vote on the lead schedule
A vote was taken on committee
amendments TO section 1T9, the effect
OF which Voc only to fix the duty on
lead contained In lead bearing ore mt
IL cents a pound, which was the
amount carried in the house bill. The
amendment carried by q vote OF 53 to
10.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
{ So. \ WEED As s. FOOD.

~ eWi Haven, Conn May S.--Experi-
merits With seaWeed to test it's quali-
ties as a food. combined with its med
ical qualities, have been made during
the last year BY Dr. Louis NJ. Gompertz
Of this city, who read q paper before the
American Therapeutics society upon it.
TO be obtained from a medical stand
point. Fourl large jars Mere passed
around among the doctors for samp-
ling Those who tested 1T found it
hard to believe that IT was sea weed.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
lAMERI CAM SvVINDLER d
SENT TO $FREN CHI PRISON

81 Paris, May 7.CharIss Wood Gam
mon an American, who says he is, a ma
tive OF Sacramento, Cal. was today
found guiltyof swlndIng the French
public through the selling of shares in
California mining companies and cons
5demned to two years in prison and to
pay a fine of 5000. According to the
accusation against Gamn1en he OBJ
tained over s1o0, 900 from French invest
,ors. He had agencies IN various French
cities and issued alluring prospectuses
promising colossal returns.
Cannon protested his Innocence and
insisted that the money received from
the sale of shares in his company had
been employed In exploration and min
ing work IN the United States.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
RESOLUTIONS CONCERNING
TURKISH ATROCITIES

4 Fresno, Cal. May Sat a gigantic
mass meeting held in this city last
night. resolutions condemning the re-
cent Turkish atrocities in Armenia and
appealing to the American government,
to stop the massacres We're passed
unanimously. In the portion of the
resolution in which an appeal is made
to President Taft he Is requested 10
take the initiative In checking these
atrocities, securing the cooperation of
European powers to make their re-
currence impossible, even to the ex-
tent. II necessary. of putting the dis
turbed provincese temporarily under
International control. pending th,, re-
stor&tiou of order and the establish
nent Of government capable Of mans
tanning IT,,
DR.. Chester Rowen. mayor OF Fresno,
presided.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
Packey Mcfarland Tells
How He Keeps Strong
lIou You Can Do the Same.

Id Il , I'D 7, = lt..I
PaekeS nTcFarl and sf.t ne fanous Fpugil-
list, Is a specimen of a perfect; physical
condition Why heis.diiferent fr rom, +.
hest told in his own words in letter
written by him from San francisco CAL.
dated April IA, zoos: While training /
at times became fatigued and find splen-5
did use for NIake-Nan Tablets. as
found them, from personal use. the best
lets are the greatest strength builders
ever placed on the market. II hey repicn-a
ishi the blood with rich, red blood cor
:puscles, and thereby Duild up quickly
and safely muscles and solid. healthy
esh. There is no tonic known to medi-
cal science for men and women .eIual to
Make Man Tablets for all nervous and
blood diseases. For sale by all leading
druggists, zoe per box, si% for s.. 90.
or Will be sent direct ny mail on receipt.
OF price Satisfactory results guaranteed
or money refunded For u. limited time
We will send yollln full-size box free If
you've never tried Maie-Man Tablets.
5JrjlI sO,1t common below. tas
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-05-08
BARONESS Won HUTTEN
HAS BEEN DIVORCED

Rome. May s.-The Baroness Won
Hutton has been divorced. The decree
WAS granted to her husband today by
a German court on the ground of de-
sertion. There is no alimony. and the
baroness is permitted to see her chill
dren for one month each year
Baroness Won Hutton, who Is the fam
GUS author OF Pam" and othe. novels,
has beens living ut the Hotel Quirfnai
here ull winter with Mrs. Riddle, her
mother.
Befoin her marriage tho baroness was
Miss Eetsy Riddle. one of the smartesi
girls OF the Erie, Pa, smart set, a niece