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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04
Expression of Gratitude

We hereby express our gratitude to
those who so kindly extended aid and
sympathy to US during the sickness and
burial of our mother.
THE TERHUNE FAMILY.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04


In the town Of Clinton, Of. ,:,iy 2dth,
Mr.. and 8. James Dwyre were called
to mourn the death Of their daughter
Katie, aged fifteen years. The cause
Of her death was diptheria Three other
members o. the family are reported to
be afflicted with the dread disease.
That the fond parents may be spared
further atilietion and their little ones
restored to health is the prayer Of their
neighbors and friends.
Nearly every one of the surrounding
towns and cities where enumeration Of
school census has been announced, there
is found to be decrease in the mum
ber of pupils in the various districts,
indicating there will be a graduid fall
ling off IN the next general cer sus for
western Wisconsin, caused by tlfe heavy
immigration west. The village Of Hills-
boro shows loss If twenty of school
age.
Yes the joy machine, the automobile.
is the rage IN most every town az elf !
in the country One dealer said - the
! CENSOR. writer that in some localities
agents are cailyaRsing the farming sec
| tions for the sale Of these machines in
the same manner as prevailed with
agricultural implements a few years
ago, and taat orders are aiken on
similar terms partial payment down
and the balance on property
notes. Many Of the livery stables in
the cities and villages have installed
machines, Hillsboro among ,hs number
in this section, both livery proorietors
Of that place have accommodation ears
Of this kind
+--F~sz-a~-~
Emil Newton, who received Lis edu-
cation at the state school, is-now on his
way to Africa, where he will do photo
graphic work for the natives Of that
far-away land.
Veteran Harvey 2. Myers Of Hills
boro, consulted a Milwaukee specialist
in regard to his eyes. He received no
encouragement and was informed that
he could receive no benefit from treat
ment at this time.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04
Farm for sale

The Ed. Kelheutt farm of 173 acres,
near Ross. Inquire Of Mack Stout, ad-
Illustrator. Address: Viola, Wis. K.
r. ID. No 3.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04

Edgerton Reporter: The drouth of
nearly foar weeks duration has been
temporarily broken in the tobacco Sec
tions Of the state by rains which in
measure allay immediate fears for the
growing crop. Much of the late set
tobacco has made but little progress
during the dry spell and few of the
earliest fields have shown a disposition
to bud which seems destined to impair
the size and quality of the leaf But
the medium SGT fclds, which comprise
by far the great bulk of the growing
crop, have been out little affected by
the drouth Ine plants have sought
deep roofing and making headway all
the tir. so that these fields will now
respont adiekly and as is generally the
case following a drouth, make a phe-
nominal growth. There is yet a chance
for the late tobacco to make good if
the latter end of the season is favora-
Bile. 1t is a quick growing crop that is
most desirable for binder purposes and
conditions now point toward that end.
An examination Of the governments
crop report shows that while there has
been an increase in acreage Of heavy
leaf tobacco. the area planted to cigar
leaf is less than last year. The agri-
cultural department estimates the de-
crease in Connecticut and Massachu-
sets to be per cent. Pennsylvania
reports an increase estimated at per
cent, and Ohio 25 per cent, which is
questionable. In Wisconsin a decrease
of 10 per cent Ia given but the estimate
needs to be verified. Georgia and Flor
ida, the two states to which New Eng
land might look for competition in the
cigar wrapper industry, appear to be
going out Of the bdsiness. The fact is
Sumatra tobacco does not thrive in this
country under shade.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04
OBSERVERS TIMELY CATCHES
Some Practical THOUGHTS Collected for
Consumption.

Don't spend your time trying to take
out grudges on your eas uies if your
time is worth anything. your time
isn't worth anything don t spend it
kicking and grumbling. Cheer up and
try to do something that will make
others better and happier It's the only
way to make life worth living.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04
CROP NOTES

Farmers are now in their busy sea
son. The hay crop, large in quantity
and excellent in. quality, has been put
up in fine shape. Rye and barley have
about been taken care of. This week
the oat crop occupied the center of the
stage. Despite the fact that we have
had no rain in this section for month,
there is no cause for general complaint
regarding the small grain. But rain
must soon come if the corn, potato and
tobacco crops are going to make good
showing The early set tobacco is
heading out before It has attained the
proper growth. Given necessary moist
ure the medium plants will go forward
with rush. They are deeply and
strongly rooted and ought to be able
to stand considerable grief yet. Late
set plants have made scarcely any
progress.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04
Short News. Stories of Interest
Picked Up by Censor Reporter. from varlou. Sources
LEST YoU FORGET

Remember the chills of winter,
When YOU 1onged for summer heat;
Remember the way you shiyered;
Remember your frosted feet.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04

A man down in Indiana jumped of a
bridge into the waters of the Wabash
the other day and was drowned. Poor
fellow, his burdens were more than he
could stand 1t is said chat he had four
wives and that neither one of them
could support him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-08-04

Emil Newton, who received His edu-
cation at the state school, is-now on his
way to Africa, where he will do photo
graphic work for the natives Of that
far-away land.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
The Difference.

Edward, having been refused an
other baked potato on the simple but
convincing ground that there were
no more, according to the New York
Sun, made some uncomplimentary re-
mark about the insufiiciency of his
dinner. This isn't dinner" corrected
the aunt whom he was visiting. This
is luncheon. You don't eat dinner in
the middle of the day. You eat that
at night" The next day the aunt, be-
ing anxious to know If Edward had
assimilated his lesson of the day be-
fore, said: Edward, can you tell
me now the difference between dinner
and luncheon?" you bet can" said
Edward, very promptly. Lunch is
the meal where you don't get enough
to eat"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
LESSON IN NATURAL HISTORY
Amusing, But Somewhat Expensive
as Miss Patty Realized When
the Goat Was Through.

Miss Patty Shepard of North Thir.
teenth street went to the country with
party of friends on Memorial day.
They stopped at a farmhouse where
some of the party are well known.
Browsing about was an old goat.
When Miss Patty saw her the nanny
was placidly nibbling at few blades
of grass, and she innocently thought
that goats were strictly vegetarians.
On the lawn in front of the porch she
had put her handsome new peach
basket hat, trimmed with pretty ar.
tificial roses, which she had got from
the store the night before. The goat
saw the hat and advanced joyfully to-
ward It, Miss Patty laughed. THE
old thing thinks they're real roses.
she laughed. won't she be fooled
when she smells them?"
Everybody sat still to watch the
goat smell the artificial flowers and
walk away. But the goat fooled them
The next week Miss Patty bought
another hat.-Philadelphia Times.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
PAINT BEAUTY.

Assn of durability, the next
thought in painting is beauty - the
complete aim being durable beauty.
or beautiful durability.
National Lead Company here again
offer you the cooperation of their
paint experts-this time in the line
Of color schemes, artistic, harmonious
and appropriate. You have only to
write National Lead Company, 1902
Trinity Building, New York City, for
'Houseowners' Painting Outfit No
49," and you will promptly receive
what is really complete guide to
painting, including book of color
schemes for either exterior or interior
painting (as you may requesD, q
book of specifications, and also an in
strument for detecting adulteratior
in paint materials. This outfit is sent
free, and, to say the least, is well
worth writing for.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
People Becoming Interested.

Evidence of the popular interest in
the anti-consumption crusade is given
in statement made by the National
Association for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis, to the effect that
during the year ending August 81,
nearly 100000 people have attended
tuberculosis exhibitions in various
parts of the country. Besides the
three travelling tuberculosis exhibi.
tons o. the national association, there
are 2S exhibits Of this kind through
out the United States. Four years
ago there were only three such dis.
plays in the entire country.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
Unfortunately Coupled.

Alison tells how during Napoleon's
Egyptian campaign no sooner were
the Mamelukes observed at dis
lance than the word was given:
Form square; artillery to the an
giles; asses and Swans to the center
The command afforded no little merri
ment to the soldiers even at such an
exciting moment, and made them call
the asses demi-savans.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

out a cane, and as / continued my
health gradually returned. was so
grateful made a public statement of
my case, and now seven years have
passed, am still perfectly we'll"
Sold by all dealers. soc a box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

lame, weak, run
down to a mere
skeleton. My back
was SO bad i could
hardly walk and
the kidney secre-
tons much disor-
dered. A week after
/ b e gan usin g
Doan's Kidney Pills
l could walk with
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Don't dope yourself for every little
pain. 1t only hurts your stomach. Such
pain comes usually from local inham-
Wizard Oil will stop it Immediately.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
Plain, Horrld Man.

She-So many men nowadays mar
ry for money. You wouldn't marry
me for money, would you, dearest?
He (absently) darling, |
wouldn't marry you for all the money
In the world.
She-Oh, you horrid, horrid wretch |!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
TO TEACH CHIcAGo'S YOUNG

Mrs. Ella Flagg Young, who has been appoint
ed superintendent of the Chicago public schools
by the board of education of that city, takes her
place among the highest saaried women in the
United States. Those of her who have gone
beyond the $4,000 emolument Of her new posi-
ton have been few and far between.
About the biggest sum paid woman on record
was that the insurance Investigations revealed
had been paid to Gage Tarbells secretary, who
was credited with receiving $4,000. II. II.
Rogers secretary has been credited with a $780,
900 salary.
Heretofore the record among Chicago women
has been held by Mrs. Jacob Baur. formerly Miss
Bertha Dupper. who until her marriage last fall
was for several years private secretary to Chi
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
Mother-in-law Auajn

Husband-Why do you hate to see
me come home smiling?
Wife-Because l know it means
something has happened to poor moth
er.-Illustrated Bits.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
The Prospect,

81 am sorry that there is craze for
these aeroplane flights"
"Why so?" 90
Because the lovers who want to
take them will be more in the clouds
than ever"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Some of the biggest things upon
which angels look are not mentioned
in the newspapers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Instead of making a fool of a man
woman furnishes the opportunity
md lets him do the rest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
WINS HONORS IN PARIS

Samuel F. OLeary, young painter, who was
born in Pittsburg. Pa, and still calls that city
his home, is winning honors in Paris. This year
he has scored double triumph. Not only was
one of his canvases accepted for exhibition in
the Salon Of French Artists, but 1t was placed
ION the ne," which means that 1t was given a
particularly favorable position, such is accord.
ed only pictures of exceptional merit
O'Leary has been in Paris only since February
of last year. and he gained entrance to the salon
on the first effort His work. white Roses" at.
tracted many favorable notices from critics
The painter is a of the late John ].
O'Leary. When small boy in the public schools
of Pittsburg he showed bent for drawing and
before he was grown he had done considerable
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces in
nammation, aays pain cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
WANTED THE DATE.

Preacher-Tommy, hear you have
been telling lies. / never told lies
when l was your age.
Tommy-When did you begin, sir?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Duppe received salary of $4,000
Chicago
o school
which
University Chicago which
Chicago William
continued her work teaching which
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
PROVED BY TIME.
No Fear of Any Further Trouble.

David Price, Corydon, Ia, says: II
was in the last stage of kidney trouble
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

A man who is good only on the sur.
face Is no good.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Don't forget that divorce suit
costs more than wedding suit.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

oeay took seriously
New afeward he
through Minnesota finished he
Europe
in Paris for several months
he
Paris
He his studio
expeditions
favorable
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
ONLY ONE HE EVER LOVED.

The Widower-Mary, do you know
you are the only woman l ever loved?
The Widow-Oh, dear, George, you
don't mean It?
The Widower-Yes, the rest were
all girls!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Real Prop
The acting president Lisbon N H, April 7 His
college Hampshire Conference
seminary Tton and the Conference seminary at Newbu
When
University
Hutchns Michigan graduated bachelor
OF philosophy 1871 he the front rank OF
bis class and graduation time he
owoo Mich and in the following fall he returned his alma mater
Michigan. this
leading called to
Michigan this time as the dean Of the law department
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
SUCCEEDS DR.. ANGEL

Harry +. Hutchns. dean OF the la~ department
OF the University or Michigan will succeed DR.
James b. Angel as head of the institution the
coming year The board of regents has appoint.
ed him acting president This Is taken to mean
that the regents will not select a permanent sue.
cessor to DR.. Angel, who was recently elected
presdentemeritus after serving as head OF the
university for 3S years. until next spring.
Dean Hutchins has served in the same capacity
before. 1t was in the year 1S97-1S9S, during the
absence of DR.. Angel United States minister
to Turkey. Dean Hutchns is recognized through.
out the United States able lawyer and a
brilliant educator. Under the appointment OF
the supreme court of Michigan, he revised and
annotated several volumes of the supreme court
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
WHY TAKE ANY

WHY TAKE ANY CHANCES
with some untried medicine dia rrhea, cramps dys-
entery, when for 70 years Palnkiler Perry Davis)
has been relieving millions of cases
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28


coaches
l0x2o5 feet The roof
of
the Archbold's gifts
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

Most grateful and comforting Is
a warm bath with Cuticura Soap
and gentle anointings with Cuti-
cura. This pure, sweet, econom-
ical treatment brings immediate
relief and refreshing sleep to skim
tortured and dishgured little ones
and rest to tired, fretted mothers.
For eczemas, rashes, itchings.
irritations and chafngs, Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment are
worth their weight in gold.
Sold throughout the world. Depots: London, 27.
Charterhouse So: Paris Ruo dc Ia Peix: Austria
"a; "; Towns 4 &c. sydney: india. y. X; Paul.
Marnya. Ltd. Toxic, Russia, Fcrrein. Moscow:
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28

important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that 1t
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-08-28
RAISES GIFT TO MILLION

John ID. Archbold, the vice-president of the
Standard Oil Company. few days ago lifted a
mortgage Of 100000 on Syracuse university,
making the total of his gifts to that lucky institu
ton round million of dollars. The greatest gift
is by all odds the magnificent gymnasium build.
Ing which was first used by the students last
winter and spring. but which is now receiving
finishing touches which will make it the most
complete institution of its kind in the world and
the envy of all other schools Mr.. Archbod is a
great exponent of the doctrine Of sound bodies
receptac!es for sound minds and has spared
no expense to make the Syracuse gym. the finest
in existence.
The dimensions of the building are l56x2l6
feet. 1t contains swimming and rowing rooms
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-06
Sessions Concert

Archibald Sessions will give an organ
recital this evening at Christ Episcopa
church, assisted by Madam Genevra
Bishop.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-06
ROBBED BY STRANGER
WHOM tiE HAD AIDED
Moved by PitifuI Story, Takes Mar
rator to Dine and Is Loser of
Cost of Meal and Eighty
seven Dollars

X. b. Hulen Of the Johnson hotel was
the victim of d bold daylight robbery
and also Of misplaced confidence short
ly before noon yesterday. His purse,
containing $S7, was snatched by a man
he had just fed, and before he had re-
covered from his astonishment the thief
was beyond pursuit.
Hulen was walking near Fifth and TOs
Angeles streets yesterday when he was
approached by man and asked for
money. Hulen questioned the stranger,
who told pitiful story to the effect
he was without work and funds, and
had not tasted food for two days. The
man told his story with a ring of sin
certify, and Hulen took pity on the I'M
fortunate and invited him to dinner.
They entered a nearby restaurant
and ate a hearty meal. The stranger
was quite laxative, and when they had
emerged from the place and gone 4
short distance he told Hulen the cashier
had not given him the correct change.
"Oh, yes he did; l counted it, Hulen
replied. Il am certain you were Short
changed, the stranger said. You had
better count your money"
Hulen, thinking the stranger might
be right, drew his wallet from his
pocket and was about to open it when
the man snatched it from his hands and
ran east on Winston street. Huien
gasped in amaZement, and before he
could realize he had been robbed the
man was almost block away.
c. W. Hall of S02 West Seventh street
saw the thief running and attempted u
stop him. The man was a good
sprinter, however, and soon distanced
the purSuers.
Hulen told his story to the police
shortly after the occurrence, and gave
them a good description of the thief.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-06
Society
Extension Work Reviewed

IN HE extension committee of the
Young Women's Christian asso-
citation received yesterday after
noon in the members room on the
seventh floor of the building. AS the
committee that looks after organizing
the workers in store, factory and shop
is a large one, and each member had
the privilege of inviting friends, there
was a large gathering, about eighty
women being assembled to listen to the
remarks of the different speakers
Prof. Rockwell D. Hunt, who has the
chair Of sociology in the University OF
Southern California, was the speaker of
the afternoon, but before he gave his
address there were brief speeches made
by Mrs. r. NJ. Widney chairman of the
extension committee; Mrs. Frank
Dewey and Miss latham. Mrs. E. r.
Smith, vice president of the extension
department, talked three minutes on
the work and Miss ChappeIl extension
secretary, talked on the same subject
for five minutes
During his address, in which he gave
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-06

Women's Christian association next
Monday night. Miss Carrie A. Trow-
bridge will act as accompanist. This is
the second in the series of Monday
evening musicals given by the associa-
ton for the members.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-06

course of historical studies as being
adopted by the eastern chapters and to
tell the measures they are taking to
preserve historic landmarks. She will
give a course of illustrated lectures on
the history of the Stars and Stripes,
and other talks along the same lines.
The present plans for the entertain
ment of the visitors include a reception
and a sightseeing trip. The officers Of
the local chapter are: Mrs. Henry c.
Dillon, regent; Mrs. j. w. Dillon, vice
regent; Mrs. w. G. Bennett, secretary;
Mrs. J. w. Ballah, treasurer; Mrs. A.
F. Danforth, corresponding secretary;
Mrs. NJ. A. English, historian; Mrs
John Henry Peckham, registrar; Mes
DANES Henry HOLSTER Banning, w. H.
Fuller, L. 7. Cassie and Nathan Cole,
jr., board members.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-06
Club Enjoys Five Hundred

A luncheon was given Monday for
the TilIicum club, of which she is q
member, by Mrs. E. M. Skeats, 317
South Grand avenue. The table was
decorated in violets. In the afternoon
five hundred was played, and the prizes,
consisting of pieces of china, were won
by Mrs. A. P. Warrington and Mrs. W.
A. MOrehOuSe.
The others present were Mrs. Sidney
Lee Grover, Mrs w. A. Morehouse, Mrs.
George H. MacGinnis, Mrs. Edward
MacGinnis, Mrs. George Rector, Mrs.
w. E. Pritchard, Mrs. Leigh Thornton,
Mrs. Henry Hauser, Mrs. A. P. Yer
rington, Mrs. T. L. Patterson and Mrs.
J. S. PulIar