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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
We Paw For AM We Get.

In this world you generally get
what you pay for. At least, in the
long run.
Thousands are not willing to pay
the price of success with the sterling
coin of hard work and patient wait
ing. They are looking for some
lucky chance to mend their fortune.
Why should men expect to make
500 out Of $40 by betting on GER
tain horse?
Why should they expect to sit
down at poker game and get up
with a months salary earned in an
hour or two?
centage on money invested in get
rich-quick concerns?
Why do they continually get 'let
in" by purchasing goods said to be
up to the mark at ridiculously low
figure?
The answer is that they are all
looking for something for nothing.
And the outcome in most cases is
that they get nothing for something.
The man who has not great stock
of ability to sell should not ask too
much for it,
The employee who is continually
seeking more than he, or she, is
worth will never get it-for long. On
the other hand, the employer who is
continually hunting for help at less
than it is worth gets the poorest class
of labor-the most unskilled and UNI
reliable. My
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
.WMLETTSSPEECHExPUNGED
Unanimous and Non-P Partisan Vote
in House at Washington.
Report of the Committee Raps Presis
dent Roosevelt For Undue Criti-
cism While Defending Him.

Washington, D. C.-By an over
whelming and non-partisan viva voce
vote Representative Willett's speech,
criticising and ridiculing President
Roosevelt was ordered stricken from
the permanent record of the House.
There was no debate, and the resolu-
ton adopted was reported unani-
mously from the select committee
appointed to investigate the matter.
Only four or five Representatives
sitting around Mr.. Willett voted
against the resolution, which is as
follows:
Resolved, That the speech of Mr..
Willett printed in The Daily Congress
sional Record of January IS, 1909,
contains language improper and in
violation of the privileges of debate,
and that the same be stricken from
the permanent record. .
Since, under the Constitution"
said the report, tthe members of the
House may not be questioned else
where for speeches in the House, and
the President oughs not therefore to
criticise or comment officially upon
speeches in the House (laughter). it
becomes especially the duty of the
House itself to protect the President
from that personal abuse, innuendo
or ridicule, tending to excite disorder
in the House itself and to create per-
sonal antagonism on the part of the
President toward the House, which is
not related to the power of the House
under the Constitution to examine
| into the acts and conduct of the Pres
ident.
your committee has carefully con-
sidered the remarks of the gentleman
from New York, and, testing the same
| by the foregoing principles, finds that
his remarks concerning the President
are not justified by any considera-
tions of the constitutional duties or
powers of the House; that they trans
cend proper limits of criticism in de-
bate; that they are destructive of
that courtesy, respect and dignity
which ought to be preserved. and
that they ought not to remain in the
permanent official record of the pro-
ceedings in the House.
Your committee finds it impossi-
| BILE to separate those portions of the
| gentleman's remarks which. are open
| TO objection from those which may be
| parliamentary, and that the only way
| to eliminate from The Record the re-
marks which were improper and out
of order is to strike the entire speech
| from the record"
The report closed with a letter
| from Mr.. Willett to the committee in
| which he said that he had been en-
tirely within the rules and precedents
| of the House.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Several years ago Lord Clonmel
brought to this country string of
race horses, and at the close of the
season Phil Dwyer gave banquet in
his honor. Sheriff Tom Dunn, of
New York, was called upon for a
speech.
Faith and this is wonderful
country" said Dunn. Il was a poor
Irish lad and me dear old mother,
God rest her soul, hardly had pennies
enough to bring me over. And here
| am tonight sitting cheek by jowl
with Lord Clonmel himself Why,
me friends, back in the old Tipperary
aays couldn't get near enough to his
lordship to hit him with shotgun
Everybody Magazine.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Qhlc
4eu Iih
Question:

Do you know Of any woman who received any
benefit from taking Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pounds?
If any who is suffering with any ament peculiar
her will ask her neighbors this question: she will be
surprised at the result There hardly community in
this country where cannot be found who have been
restored to health by this famous old remedy, made
exclusively from simple formula of roots and herbs.
During the past 80 years have published thousands
of letters from these grateful who have been cured
by Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound, and never
in all that time have published testimonial without
the writer's special permission Never have knowingly
published testimonial that not truthful and genuine
Here just received few days ago. anyone doubts
that this and honest statement of womans expert
ence with Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound write
and ask her.
Texas" When first began taking Lydia E. Pink
sick for years troubles dyspepsia
tried doctors medicines, but
nothing did me good.
years medicines and thought would
WELL read advertisement of Lydia E. Pink
Vegetable Compound and advised to try it.
got bottle of the Compound, and did
so good continued it's well woman
and enjoy the best of health.
"I advise suffering such troubles give
regret it, surely Bessie L. Hicks,
$40 Cleveland St. Houston.
Any woman who is sick and suffering is foolish surely
not to give such medicine this trial. Why should it
not do her much good as it did Mrs. Hicks.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Trees Purify the Air.

1t is a fact that trees along high
ways, trees in towns and cities and
trees in groves amid agricultural re-
gions render the atmosphere purer.
They by their foliage absorb hurtful
gases, which would otherwise be
breathed by the inhabitants of the
densely populated cities, thereby
modifying diseases, lessening the
dangers of epidemics and in many
ways improving the healthfulness OF
communities. York Farmer.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
A POE TALE IN REAL LIFE.
Canadian Trapper Accused of Muir
dering and Eating Companions.

OiHdQIdIl lEstppCI hCCuScO "a lnuA-
dering and Eating Companions.
Montreal, Canada.-The Attorney
General of Quebec province has been
informed of the capture of Belgian
trapper named Grasset, who is ac-
cused of murder and cannibalism,
and his detention at Fort Albany,
Hudson's Bay Company post on st.
James Bay.
Orders have been forwarded to de-
tain the prisoner until spring, when
he will be brought up for trial.
Grasset and French companion
named Bernard started for the Chib-
bagamee country a year and half
ago to trap game. They took with
them a guide named Lemieux A few
months later Lemieuy' S body was dis
covered by a party of hunters, and
investigation revealed that the man
had been killed and parts of his body
used for food Several months later
the body of Bernard was also discov-
cred, and it showed evidence of the
same usage. What remained of the
body was brought to RobervaI, Ber-
nard's home, and thorough investi-
cation was made. Grasset denies
guilt.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Their Favorite Topics.

my friends all call me down." com,
planned the artist who had just made
a beautiful portrait of a well known
actress, whenever begin to talk
about my work. They won't let me
brag minute. Their either snub me
or get up and go away.
"They are partly right, remarked
the poet sadly. IF they let us talk
about our work all we wanted to
there'd be no other subject of con-
versation. New York Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Crocodiles Along the Nile.

At the sound of the shot the whole
81 this bank of the river, over the
extent of at least quarter of mile,
sprang into hideous life, and my COM
panions and saw hundreds of croc-
odiles, of all sorts and sizes, rushing
madly into the Nile, whose waters
along the line of the shore were
dashed into white foam, exactly as if
a heavy wave had broken.
1t could be no exaggeration to say
that at least thousand of these sau-
rians had been disturbed at single
shot. Strand Magazine.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Sometimes Hard to NAN.

George Eliot says that the express
zion on a woman's face when she is
sewing tells the story of the woman S
heart If she is happy and contented,
or possibly slovenly and Indifferent,
she may smile and look the happiness
she either feels or is incapable of feel
ing. If she has many things to worry
her and is possibly planning how to
make ten cents do dollars worth of
good, or if she is naturally vixen,
it will show in her face, so after all
1t is not safe to predicate as to what
her sewing face reveals.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Spectators.

Color more good5 brighter and faster colorr tina
san dye any garment without ripping apart.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
STATE OF ONO. CRY OF TOLEDO, :

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he iA
senior partner of the firm of FL. CHENEY u
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay thesum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of CATARRH
that cannot be cured by the use of HALL g
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed in my
presence. this 9th day of December, A. d.,
1885. A. w. GLEASON,
lsEAL.l Notary Public.
Halls CatarTh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials.
free. F. j. CHENEY Il Co., Toledo, U.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
a Valuable Reference.

A firm of shady outside London
brokers was prosecuted for swind-
ling. ia acquitting them the court,
with great severity, said:
There is not sufficient evidence to
convict you, but if any one wishes to
know my opinion of you / hope that
they will refer to me-
Next day the firms advertisement
appeared in every available medium
with the following, well displayed:
Reference as to probity, by special
permission, the Lord Chief Justice of
England -Everybody's
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
NINE DISASTER KILLED FIVE.
Explosion and Fire in Coal Mine at
Boswell, Pa.

Pittsburg, Pa.-Five men are dead
as the result of the gas explosion and
subsequent fire in the Merchants
Boswell, Somerset County.
burg, mine superintendent; George
Morris, assistant superintendent;
John Cole, day foreman; Andrew
Shulock and his son, miners.
In spite of persistent reports cir
culated during the day that score
or more of persons were still in the
mine and probably dead, it is believed
this is the complete list.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Stnh ENDS al News.

The steamer Celtic distributed sup.
plies sent from America along the ST
Gillian and Calabrian coasts.
It was said that back of the plaI
to put a tariff tax on coffee is 8
scheme of a syndicate to enrich itself
A Philadelphia man sued for di
vorce, charging that his wife told him
she had soul mate in another pla
net.
The decision of the Austrian Gov
eminent placing the location of tbs
new Italian University at Vienna, not
at Trieste, has caused a Cabinet cri.
sis in Rome.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

bean. Nine years OF this ran me down
to a state of continual weakness, and
thought | never would be better un-
til began using Doan's Kidney Pills.
The improvement was rapid, and
since using four boxes am cured and
have never had any return of the
trouble"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Mix For Rheumatism.

The following is a never failing
remedy for rheumatism, and il fol-
lowed up it will effect a complete
cure of the very worst cases: Mix
half pint of good whiskey with one
ounce of Toris compound and add one
ounce syrup of Sarsaparilla COM
pound. Take in tablespoonful doses
before each meal and at bed time .
The ingredients can be procured at
any drug store and easily mixed at
sAKome.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Books in Demand.

The New York City Public Library
circulation department reports the
following popular as books: Adult
fiction-Ward's "Testing of Diana
Mallory Fox's Trail of the Lone
some Pine" Smiths Peter" Juv-
emile fiction - Barbour's "Harry's
Island" Burnett's Little Lord
Fauntleroy," Jamison's LADY Jane. "
observation-disclosures Plays, Monroe's
History of Education" Kennedy'C
Servant in the House"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Divorces a Nagging Wife,

At Worcester, Mass, Claiming
Smith, wealthy wooden manufac-
turer, got a divorce because his wife
nagged him into nervous prostration
and he was threatened with insanity.
His wife was Mary A. Montgomery,
of Philadelphia, when he married her
in 1894
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

The largest static electric machine
ever built is owned by a New York
City physician. Twenty forty-inch
glass disks revolve against twenty
others to produce sparks thirty inches
long by three-fourths of an inch in
diameter.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Bud Dohle.

The greatest of all horsemen, says: In my
40 years experience with horses have
found Spohn's Distemper Cure the most
successful of all remedies for the horses.
Soc. and $I.OO. Druggists can supply you,
or manufacturers Agents wanted. Send
for Free Book Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
ITCHED FOR TWELVE YEARS.
Eczema Made Hands and Feet Swell,
Peel and Get Raw-Arns Affected,
TOO-Gave Up All Hope of Cure
--OnicklY Cured hY Cnticnra

II suffered from eczema on my hands,
arms and feet for about twelve years; my
hands and feet would swell, sweat and itch,
then would become callous and get very
dry, then peel off and get raw l tried
most every kind of salve and ointment
without success. tried several doctors,
but at last gave up thinking there was a
cure for eczema. A friend of mine in
sisted on my trying the Cuticura Remedies,
but did not give them trial until ! got
so bad / had to do something. secured a
set and by the time they were used / could
see vast improvement and my hands and
feet were healed up in no time. have had
no trouble since. Charles T. Bauer, R. f.
D. IS, Volant, Pa, Mar. IL, 1905"
Potter Drug Chem. Corp, Sole Props,
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Find Button in Mans Heart

An autopsy on the body of Fred
Pompleitz, at Denver, Col, who was
found dead under circumstances in
dicating foul play last week, revealed
an ordinary black waist button lodged
in the right auricle of Pompleitz' S
heart.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

If it were not for the inflow of per-
sons from the New England States
and the West, New York would soon
be city of people of foreign birth in
overwhelming proportions, for there
is small number of inhabitants Of
native stock there.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Gas Company Contends.

The Consolidated Gas Company, of
New York City. petitioned the United
States Supreme Court to rehear the
eighty-cent rate case, alleging the de-
cree maintaining the eighty-cent rate
is inconsistent.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Cabling from Pekin, the correspon-
dent of the London Times says that
the infant Chinese Emperor is suffer-
ing from continent smallpox.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Pe-ru-na For Colds.

Mr.. L. Clifford Figg, Jr., 1929 East
Marshall ST., Richmond, Va, writes that
it soon drives it out of his system. For
several years he was not entirely well, but
Peruna completely cured him.
People who object to liquid medicines
can now secure Peruna tablets.
For q free illustrated booklet entitled
"The Truth About Peruna," address The
Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio. Mailed post
maid
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

The Herb laxative Garfield Tea, aids Ma
ture in maintaining the general well-being
of the body, it corrects constipation, puri-
fies the blood, brings health.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Decrease in the area devoted in In
Z dia to cotton culture is shown by the
fact that there are 17,333,000 acres
under cotton, as compared with H.
100000 a year ago and 1872, 900
the year before that.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

ney disease attacked
me. The pain in my
back was so agoniz-
ing | finally had to
give up work. Then
came terrible attacks
of gravel with acute
pain and passages of
blood. In all !
passed 25 stones.
some as large as a
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

The druggists have already been supplied
with the Peruna almanac for 1909 In adj
dition to the regular astronomical matter
usually furnished in almanacs, the articles
on astrology are very attractive to most
sign are given with faithful accuracy. A
list of lucky and unlucky days will be fur
nished to those who have our almanacs
free of charge. Address The Peruna Co.,
Columbus, ..
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces intiamma-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Wallis Name Withdrawn

Governor Hughes, at Albany, H. Y,
withdrew the nomination of Fred
erick A. Wallis as State Superin-
tendent OF Insurance at the request
of Wallis.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Cold and La Grippe.

Mr.. @. Happy, Hardin, Ray Co., Mo-,
writes: Il can safely recommend Peruna
as remedy that win cure all catarrhal
troubles.
at was of great benefit to me, as it
cured me of catarrh Of the throat, and
February. 1t settled in my throat and
lungs. i took three bottles of Peruna and
it cured me.
II highly recommend it to all who are
sick, and ] am glad to add my endorsement
to that Of others"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Smoke Costs Chicago $50, 900, 900.

Chicago is the smokiest city in the
world. The Smoke Inspector says SO,
The annual loss to manufactured arti.
Giles is said to be $50, 100000.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

The Rumanian crown is made of
metal from Turkish cannon captured
/, at Plevna in 1877. 1t is not covered
with thin layer of gold and enamel
like the Servian crown, but has an
unadorned circlet of steel
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Throat Troubles. To allay the irritation
that induces coughing, use Browns
Bronchial Troches. A simple remedy.
In boxes rs cents. Samples mailed free.
John L Brown & Son. Boston, Mass.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Wand Lobbyists Takged as such.

A resolution has been introduced
into the Senate at Lincoln. Neb, com
pelling lobbyists to wear badges.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
mo- Break I'M New Shoes,

1t is said that the harbor facilities of
Montreal are almost as good as those of
Liyernool. and have coet much less.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Emperor William spends half million
yearly in travelling around his kingdom.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Less Butter stored /.

The amount of butter in storage in
New York City is less than half that
on hand at the same time last year.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a
powder 1t cures hot, sweating, aching,
swollen feet, corns, ingrowing nails and
bunions. All druggists and shoe stores, 25c.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed
FREE. Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, n Y.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

It is stunning fact that young
people in general are not being in
structed in religion and ethics to-day.
The Universalist Leader.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

If you want people to listen to you, don't
salk about yourself.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Longwood, the house Napoleon oc-
cupied on St. Helena, was given to
the French by Queen Victoria
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
5000 CATS ARE SENT TO JAPAN,
Rat determination Planned to Fight
the Plague.

Washington, D. Give thousand
cats, whose sole mission iii life, OF
rather in their nine lives, henceforth
is to serve as rat destroyers in fair
Japan, have been shipped from Chi
cago. The purpose of this curious
feline invasion is to aid in fighting
the plague, which is spread by
rodents.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to IA days or money refunded. soc.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

The average potato consumption in New
York City for each day is nearly one pound
for each person.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Advance in Wool.

The wool market is strengthened
by the advance at the London auction
sales.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
7EA CO.. DEPT 9. ! MINNEAPOLIS. MIMI

At Yale University there is skull of a
prehistoric animal which measures nine
feet long and six feet broad.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Implements and Seeds Active.
Preparations for spring are evident
in improved demand West and South
for fertilizers, seeds, agricultural i'm,
plements and kindred lines.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
"A Domestic Eve Remedy

Horse bets in the United Kingdom are
said to amount to over $40, 000, 600 annually
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford' !.
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails At druggists
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02

If a phrenologist is mind reader, the
bumps must be raised letters.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
AWFUL GRAVEL ATTACKS
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills After
Years of Suffering.

F. A. Rippy, Depot Ave-. Gallatin,
Tenn, says: Fifteen years ago kid
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-02-02
Only One "Bromo Quinine"

That is Laxative Bromo Quinine., Look
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.