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The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
MISTAKE AS TO OWNERSHIP
Bel ted Discovery That Caused Lady
to Understand Embarrassment
Of the Fat Man.

\ woman slipped a dime into her
glove on her left hand. She would
be NJ the subway IN a moment and
the dime so placed would facilitate
matters. As she passed the foot Of
the bridge extension by the city hall
the ring of a coin as it struck the
pavement reached her ears. She
saw a dime rolling at her feet.
\ fat man. subway bound. also
heard and saw il. Both stopped to
pick it up. She was first. His hand
only famed the dust from the side
walk.
4 beg your PARDON" he said as
he Strengthened up rather red in the
face.
Not at all" she said. 81 thank
you for your courtesy" Then she
hurried down the stairs.
Seated in an express train, her
gloyed hand Involuntary went up
to her hair. \ dime dropped in her
lap. Then she understood.
Outside the fat man slowly closed
his mouth. Then he hit Broadway
in a %northerly direction.-N. Y.
Sun.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
BROTHER DlCKEY's SAYINGS.

Thunder is mighty good at hol-
but it's de lightnin' dat gifts
dar intends ter business.
Eff you got ter have comp'ny on de
road you trayelin', be sho' dat Trou-
bic don't take up wild you an make
believe he's Happiness in disguise.
Wen jedgmint day comes some er
de lazy folks will sho' say dat de
Angel Gabrul bowed dat trumpet
too soon.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
AN URGENT CALL.

A doctor spending a rare and
somewhat duh night at his own fire.
side received the following message
from three fellow practitioners :
please step over to the club and
join us at a rubber Of whist "Jane,
DEAR" he said to his wife, 81 am
called away again. 1t appears to be
a difficult case-there are three other
doctors on the spot already."-Lon-
don News.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
COME

Nervous Passenger (on lake
steamer)-It must be terrible to
think of an accident happening to
the boat while You are away down
there in that hole.
Stoker-It's just the other way,
ma'am. If the boat sinks | won't
have to go through more'n about
half as much warter as you will
fore | git to the bottom O. the lake.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
AN UNEQUAL LOAD.

Harry left the breakfast table
with an exaggerated limp. His
mother asked anxiously: "Why,
Harry, have you a lame foot?o
Little brother Bob solved the prob
lem with: "Naw, he amt loaded
even. He's got more fapiacks down
on n side than on the other. De
lineator.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
SEEING BOTH SIDES.

"Why are you always contending
for shorter hours - asked the cap
italist.
Because" answered the working
man, earnestly, so many states
men are looking for my vote that l
want more time to read the
speeches."
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
POOR CHOLLY.

Ethel am a little worried about
Cholly! He told me yesterday that
if I didn't marry him he would
blow out his brains.
Kate-Oh, nonsense! Don't you
fret. If Cholly should blow out all
The brains he has it wouldn't make
any noticeable diference.-Somer-
vile journal.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
HER U PLACE.

"Did you find out what caused
that auto accident ?"
"Not exactly, but when we lifted
the machine and cleared away the
wreckage we found that a woman
was at the bottom of it."-Houston
Post.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
FLY IN THE

Mrs. Homer-Mrs. Neurich seems
to have refined tastes.
Mrs. Caller-Yes; but she has
such an unrefned way of Dragging
about them.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
ERROR IN THE FIGURES.

Teacher-"What is wrong about
this sentence: 4 am 20 my last
birthdayr" Little Johnny-Tt
should be 40' instead of '20.'"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
NOT SURPRISING.

els Bill really dead5 p asked Al
kali Ike.
"Surc," replied Cactus Cal, shot
plumb through the heart"
ooh, then l amt surprised. His
heart always was weak
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
OPPORTUNITIES.

"Some of the mining enterprises
you kept out Of now reveal them
selves as lost opportunities re-
marked the promoter.
eyes" replied the man who is not
lucky, "and those I went into we're
opportunities to lose
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
BREVlTY'S VALUE.

Gan author should always strive
to use short words" said the man
who admires literary simplicity.
eyes" answered the busy maya
zinist, when you get a dollar apiece
for 'em, the smaller they are the big
ger the profit"
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21

The Lady-Look here, you said that
If I'd give you your dinner you'd NOW
the lawn for me.
The Hobo-Td like to do it, ma'am,
but l gotter teach you a lesson. Never
trust tn word of a total stranger.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
A PROMPT AGREEMENT.

Spoiled Star-So many tell me
that I'm just killing in this part"
Tried Manager-Yes, the critics
do say you murder baltimore
American.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
"RUB 3 { r."

Teacher-India rubber is COM
posed of carbon and hydrogen.
Small Boy-Gee! it's no wonder
that a fellow gets a pain in his
neck.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21
ALL SURRENDERED.

Howell-You>should stand up for
your rights.
POWELL haven't any, my boy;
I have been married a good many
Year,
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21

The Beloved One-You object to
Horace because he's not business-like.
Stern Parent-Certainly, he's only
after you for your money.
Beloved One-Well, pa, doesn't that
prove he's b~usiness-like?
The Falls City tribune., 1909-05-21

Hey! Some one help me! I've
been holdin' this bloomin' wall up all
by myself since four o'clock"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
-
assM MOUNTAIN AND SHoREIfJ IagzeaN
@-GLAEM MANY

where she has been enjoying a fort
nights holiday.
Mrs. E. Morris Ferguson, of 724 De
Graw avenue, is giving a series of
thimble parties on Mondays at her resi-
dence. There will be four in the series.
Miss Matilda Hoffman, Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry Tichenor Jones, of North Eigh-
teenth street, East Orange. and Harry
l.. Osborn left yesterday for Atlantic
city. Later in the season they will
take a short trip to the Thousand ISL
ands.
Miss Esther Appelbaum, Of Stirling
street. Is the guest of Mr., and Mrs. S.
Funkenstein, at Barryville, Sullivan
county, N. Y,
Mrs. James P. Kearns, and her daugh-
ter, Miss Helen Kearns, of South Third
street, Harrison. have gone to Bradley
Beach where they will remain over
Labor Day.
William Garrett of East Orange, is at
Saratoga Springs, n. Y, for a few
weeks. He is registered at the Carleton
House.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil F. Kayser. of
South Third street. Harrison, are en-
joying a delightful s~ojourn at Lake
Hunterdon, Sullivan county N. Y. They
will remain until September.
Mrs. F. Fox, n her daughter. Miss
Evelyn Fox, and the latter's' cousins.
Miss Helen Travers and Miss Mildred
See, are at T~arrytown, N. Y, for a few
weeks recreation.
Mrs. Frank Groel. of % Howard
street, ~lrvlngton, is at the Highlands
for a fortnight.
Albert Daub. of Oriental street, IL
enjoying a fishing trip at Lake Mus
koka, Ontario. Can. He Is registered
at the Royal Muskoka.
Fl. H. Jacobs is spending his vacation
at Asbury Park. where he is registered
at Nassau Hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Murphy, Miss Ger
trude Murphy and Miss Elizabeth Muir
ply, of Bloomfield avenue, have re-
turned from Highland Beach.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Van zandt, and
their children are at the Lakeside
House, Orange Lake, N. Y.
Mrs. Joseph 7. Ross is spending a few
days with friends in Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Mcharen, jr.,
of Grove street, are spending a month
at Asbury Park as the guests of their
parents. MI. and Mrs. George McLaren.
sr. They are occupying their cottage
on Asbury venue.
--
Mrs. William Ellison AND Miss Alma
Ellison, of Second street, end Miss Mil
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
Big Crowd of Happy Children
Flock to Electric Park
for Exhibition.
PROGRAM INCLUDES
DANCES AND SONGS
On Account of Bad Weather the
Event Was Postponed
Last Week.

Pleasant skies and balmy air helped
the girls of the city Fairgrounds today
to make their annual exhibition and
outing in Electric Park a success. The
affair was originally planned for last
Tuesday. but on ceoun of bad weather
the event was postponed until today.
The girls, under the direction of the
city playground instructors. had ar
ranged a pretty program, consisting of
fancy and ok dances, songs and fairy
dramas. Each of the three city play
grounds had its own program. given
this afternoon in the vaudeville theatre
in Electric Park.
In the early part of the day all the
attractions of the park were thrown
wide open to the girls free of charge.
This was Manager c. A. Dunlap's treat.
He does this onee a year for the young
people OF the city Fairgrounds. At l
o'clock the dancing exhibition n en-
tertainment by the girls will be given in
the theatre.
TX AJA1E4 Il N 13 &C
South Canal Street Playground
Fancy dances and songs, under the di-
rection of Miss Edna M. Hopper and
Miss Carrie Graft. The girls who took
part are BERTHE Reibold, Louisa NAL
vicini. ~Pasqualina Tremarco, Mary
+ Dobbs. Annie Mcdonald. Mary Lon
gone, Carmella Delnagro. Donatella
Tesla, Annis P~olicastro, Rose Policas-
tro, Mary Caprio. Rafaela Felone, Rose
Malyicini and Rose Pietro. There was
a flag drill, hoople dance and chorus
singing, led by the Happy Hour Club.
Dolly a Giacomo recited.
Prince Street Playgrounds-Dances.
under the direction of Miss Lillian Car
rington. Slavish dance, by the follow
ing girls; Pearl Boslovsky, Bessie Di-
mond, Kate Ross, Rose Lentz, Helen
Buscher, Dora Beslovosky. Lillian Yah
lonsky, Hilda Klein, Ida Agriss. Rache,
Newmark, Eta Cohen and Sarah Block.
The fairy drama. Sleeping Beauty"
was presented by the members of the
Jolly Twelve Club.
: Newton Street Playground-Miss
Elizabeth Mcmahon, instructor. The
following girls took part: Maud Miller,
Julia Zirpola, Frieda Sturm, Laura
Harvey. Mary Parish. Josie Parish, Mar
garet Bennett. Emma Scheppis, Lillian
Schultz. Jennie Puleo. Elsie Poster,
Anna Wan, Augusta Turk, Luck La
Rue. Lillian Schiff. Helen Flusser. Ella
Busler, Jessie Pariso. Helen Buscher.
As an added feature the boy mem
bers of the Young Folks Players of the
Prince street playground, repeated their
former successful farce, Raw Re-
cruits."
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Miss Mary Riordan and Miss Agnes
Riordan. of 50 Congress street, are
spending their vacation viii their
brother. William Riordan, at Saranae
Lake. N. Y. Before their return they
will enjoy a brief trip to Canada.
Mrs. John W. Vaughn and Miss
Vaughn, of North Arlington avenue,
East Orange, will return from Massa-
chusetts, where they have spent the
summer, about the LIST of September.
Miss Edna Nichols, of Gouverneur
street, leaves this week for Lake
George, where she will spend a few
weeks.
DR.. and Mrs. William A. Dimond, of
De Graw averue, are going to Atlantic
City the last of the month to remain
over the holiday.
George J.. Jo~erschke, clerk Of the Cir
cult Court, has returned from a trip to
Maine.
Miss Grace V. Laird and Miss Mary
McDernott, Of Grant street, are at
Neshanic, this State, for a fortnight.
William T. Hart has one to Whar-
ton. where he is visiting his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Hart, for a few
weeks.
E. Roy Brundage. Of North Seventh
street, is s%ojourning at Beach Haven
for the fishing and bathing
Mr.. and Mrs. c. G. Shepard are en-
joying a recreation period at Allen
hurst. They are registered at the
ThrPckmorton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert X. c. Buchanan,
and their daughter, Miss Ethel Bu-
chanan, of Roseville, have gone to As
bury Park to remain over Labor Day.
Mrs. Frederick o. Foxcroft is So
journing at the Craig House, Falmouth
Heights, Mass, for the summer. Miss
Jane Foxcroft and Miss May Foxcroft
are at Castine. Me, where they are
registered at the Acadian.
The Misses Gertrude, Eva and Gene
We've Slowey, of North Seventh street.
have returned from Atlantic City.
Mrs. Vaughn, of Verona, who is
spending the summer at her cottage at
Ocean Grove, is entertaining Mrs. B..
Quaekenbush, of Chicago, formerly of
Lake street. this city.
Louis and Edward Stuart. of Mt.
ProSpect avenue spent the ma 81 uaeu
at Ocean Grove.
sA& -
Mrs. Irene L. Boesch, of S96 South
Sixteenth street, is at Manchester-by-
the-Sea, Mass. for a fortnight. Later
she will spend some time at Beverly.
Miss Amy Williams. of Chester ave-
nue., returns this week from Whippany,
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
A SMALL RED SPOT
Novel Experiment by Which II Ma BE
Made to Disappear.


A peculiar feature about poslam. the
new skin discovery. Is that no one is
asked to buy it without first sending
to the Emergency Laboratories. No. 81
West Tw~enty-ffth street. New York
city, for an experimental sample and
applying same to an affected part OF
the skin, about the size of a silver dol
lar. It will clear the spot so reated in
t--snty-four hours. remarkable visual
demonstration of its powers.
While poslam has been mentioned
principally in connection with the cure
of eczema. the most stubborn of skin
diseases. 1t must be remembered that
when used for itch. hives, pimples,
blotches, acne, itching feet, scaly scalp,
chafing of infants and similar minor
skin troubles it's action Is all the more
pronounced, results being seen after
an overnight application. As only q
small quantity of poslam is necessary
to cure such cases, a special ffty-cent
package, usually sufficient, has been
placed on sale at Petty's, Smiths and
other leading drug stores in Newark
and throughout the country.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
PRAISE POLICEMAN FOR
THIRD BRAVE RESCUE.

The entire force of the Second Pre-
cinct is today congratulating Patrol
ma Thomas Clark for his bravery in
rescuing in the face OF many Difficult
ties, Miss Elizabeth Starr, of Paterson,
from a watery grave in the surf at Or
chard Beach, L. l., on Sunday after
noon.
Clark and the girl he saved were on
the excursion of Court Ironbound, For
esters of America. The girl was swim
ming in the deep water and was sucked
down by the draw of a steamboat and
barge from New York. She put up a
brave fight, but would have undoubt-
eddy drowned had it not been for the
quick action of Clark.
After she had been brought aboard
the Sam Sloan Miss Starr revived.
This Is Clark's third rescue from
drowning. He lives with his mother at
IS Warwick street.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
ToNIGHT,s BAND CONCERT.

The program for the band concert at
East Side Park this evening by
Krimke's Band Is as follows: Star
Spangled Banner" march, "Steene
Wirth," ~Bogenhardt; overture. Poet
and Peasant" Suppe; waltz, ~fKrolls
Ball Klaenger," Lumbye; First Heart
Throbs," Eilenberg; Medley, Popular
Remick; descriptive. Might. Alarm"
Reeves; trombone sport, Get Busy
Losey; march. New Colonial" Hall;
America" Soloists, Edward Weston,
John brisbane, William Corcoran, Will
lam Schneider, James Britton and
Moreland Silvers.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

bred kemner, and Arthur Kemner, of
Avon avenue, are at ~Schooley's Noun
tain. where they are the guests of Mrs.
Theodore Perrine.
Miss Sarah Danzis, Of South Thir-
teenth street, is enjoying a stay at the
Lakelyn, Asbury Park.
Mrs. Mary Radel, with her sons and
daughter, are the guests of Andrew
Radel at Hotel Gladstone, Narragansett
Pier. .
Miss kathrine Millett, of Fifth street,
Is at Atlantic City until Labor Day.
Miss Margaret Millett will spend the
next two weeks at Hotel Pasadena,
Roekaway Beach.
Block, Island seems to be a f~avorite
resort for Jerseyites this summer.
Among those noticed at this popular
resort were the Rev. Father Mcdonald,
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
RAIL S HIS FOOT.

While repairing tracks In The South
Broad street yards today a a fell on
Greadice Galiano. OF Is Unic.1 street,
and injured his right foot. He was
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Mrs. L. P. Ward, of 1871 High street,
and daughters, Lillian and Genevieve,
are so~journing at Sunset Hall, As
bury Park.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Harry Burnett, of % Montgomery
street, will leave for Stockton on Satur-
day, taking his wife and mother.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24
PASSAIC PROBE ON THURSDAY.

PASSAIC, Aug. 24.-Mayor Lows
personal investigation into the recent
park larel deals will begin Thursday
evening q the City Hall.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Mrs. Walter T. Chadwick, of so;
South Seventh street, with her son, will
spend several weeks at Belle Harbor
L. /.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Miss Louise A. Mueller, of $40 South
Sixth street, has returned from Shelter
Island, where she has been spending
the last three weeks.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Battalion Chief John J.. Towey, with
his family, have returned from a two
weeks trip in the country.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

ris Donovan, the well-known pitcher
of the Yardley champions of the Bucks
County League.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

rho Misses julie, Emma and Fanny
Wolf, of Seymour avenue, have left on
a tour through the Great Lakes.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Miss Emma Volk, of 500 Berge
street, has returned from Philadelphia
where she spent two weeks.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

of South Orange; DR.. Donnelly and sis
tiers, Miss McKenna and Miss Agnes C.
Mchenna, Miss Mary Foley, Mr.. and
Mrs. James Heery, Miss Mary Heery,
MISS Bergen and Miss Ella Brady.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs. George M. Sanders are
enjoying the sea air at Rockaway
Beach.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

julius Koenig, a prominent member
or Hexamer Post No. "a, G. A. r., who
Is employed in the Court House, is en-
1oying his vacation in Asbury Park.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Miss Nora Tully, of Yonkers. N. T.,
is spending a few weeks with her
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Samuel Endleman, of Rutgers street,
is back from the Catskills after a stay
of several weeks.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

cousin, Philip Tully, of 1875 South Tent
street.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Frank X. KEELING, jr., of 115 Market
street, is home again from a long vaca-
ton at Waterford, Conn.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Emil Fucker, secretary of the Har-
monte Society, has returned from a trip
to Europe.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

E Edward c~ostelir will spend a week
at Yardlev. Pa. 9.na the guest OF Nor
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Mrs. James P. Kearns, and her daugh-
ter, Miss Helen Kearns, of South Third
street, Harrison. have gone to Bradley
Beach where they will remain over
Labor Day.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-08-24

Miss Esther Appelbaum, of Stirling
street. Is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. S.
Funkenstein, at Barryville, Sullivan
county, n. Y.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-05-14
4 PAm or MfsTEREs soLYRn.
Mr.. MaeswilIIger Knows the Pate Of
Old Trunks and Suit Cases.

II used 70 wonder" said Mr.. Mac
swilllger. what became Of all tho old
leather trunks aud suit cases and
handbags and that sort OF thing OF
course they must wear out and be-
thrown away. but you never saw an
old leather trunk on the rubbish carts
OF the Street Cleaning Department.
did you
never did. never; aud stiil they
must 50 aomes here aud wondered
where New | know. or I think 1
know, They 40 into meat pies and
the stewn and things that you get in
boarding houBsa. ! used 20 wonder
where they got the beef that they put
into theae pies, Il wEa 80 tough: but
nov ] know. They bus theae old
leather trunks aud cut 'em up into
suitable sized chunks and make this
leather beef up into meat pies.
.ii ~ true that | never yet found In
boarding house meet pie OF beef
stew a trunk lock or piece OF a
hinge or any rivet or corner claTnps
or other trunk hardware. but II isn't
necessary for me 20 find these things
Ia the pie 10 know. there's q whole
ioi Of things that We may not be able
The Democratic advocate., 1909-05-14
what He Was Allowed to Do.

A Presbyterian delegate who was
accustomed to being sent to denomi-
national conventions to extend frater-
nal greetings was delegated to the
general conference OF the Methodist
Episcopal church
Rising to speak. he said II was al
ways an interesting study TO him to
note the different receptions accorded
him at the conventions of the various
denominations.
Whenever ] attend convention of
the Episcopal church, for example. .
said he, Il find / can do anything /
Ike except preach in the pulpit. When
| go before the Baptist church / am
accorded every privilege except that
Of taking communion. And" he said,
with smile, when ] appear among
the Methodists notice ] am allowed
every privilege except taking the col
lectionl''--Iadies' Home Journal.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-05-14
RySale's
Stomach Tablets
naOneg viii Dc returned.

for indigestion and dyspepsia, are COM
pounded from the prescription Of a man
who has made lifelong study Of the
digestive organs. They are not a purely
artificial digestant that relieves only
temporarily, but are a combination Of
the best drugs known for their tonic
sseet upon the stomach and digestive
organs. They stimulate the stomach 10
do is ewn work.
Two sizes, &c and sc
The Democratic advocate., 1909-05-14
Minister. should Par BINS.

Biahop Moore. at the Wilmington
Conference last Saturday. told tho
minister's that they ought to pay their
bills. lie stated that he had received
more bills against ministers az this
conference than at any other Con-
ference In his life. A man who will
not pay his bills, said the Bishop. IL
dishonest and has no right to service
IN the ministry. This was pretty plain
talk from the Bishop and indicated
that he had no sympathy with such
actions, II ia true. too. that when
the ministers will not pay their bill,
Il does seem inappropriate for them
10 attempt TO teach others the true
way OF life.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-05-14
EIliott's
EmuIsified Oil Liniment

is not prescription Of a specialist, but
an emulsion of kerosene oil, spirits iur-
pentine, origanum, ether and ammonia.
BY machinery process the oil globules
are broken up into minute particles and
rendered very penetrating, being quickly
absorbed. II is as fine formula for
man or beast as medicine can produce.
Every bottle sold on a guarantee. II Is
put up in haIf-pint bottles (yellow
PACKAGE, sse.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-05-14

70 get any actual proof Of that we
know just the same are true. and this
ls one of them.
= may not md any buckles or keya
or casters IN my meat pie. but don't
have 70: | know what the meat in the
pic IL made Of well enough 20 satisfy
me, and this II 10 me a great. In fact
a double satisfaction | know now
where the boarding house Keepers get
the meat for these piea, and ! know
also what bcomea OF the old hand.
bass, suit cases and leather trunks. ~
New York sun.