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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
Fat.

From the New York Globe
The man of fat is 40 more the favored
mortal that once he was. 1t was the
Old idea that an overweight had a reserve
fund to draw upon in case there was a
run on his bodily bank. writes DR.. Brand-
reth Symonds, chief medical director OF
one of the largest New York life insrr
ance companies, in the current Mcclure s.
And similarly, lie says, an underweight
was considered to be undercap!talized. But
these IDEAS no longer prevail. 1t has been
demonstrated beyond peradventurc that
the underwesht has much the best nf it.
The overweight is much more subject to
disease than the underweight. and his ex-
lsectation of life is corrcspondiugly less.
The situation OF the overweight. as made
out by DR.. Brandrcth, is in fact SO very
bad that even his proye.hial humor may
be arrested by it. and ne may he made to
look 1t squarely in the face. II the num-
Der of actual deaths at given age Is
equal to the number of expected deaths
ut that age the Insurance men say that
mort ality" is 100 per cent; if 1t is iiaf the
anticipated number it is. OF course
ST. per cent; IL it is double the an
ticipated number 1t is 200 per cent. With
these facts In mind The following tabl,
from Dr. Brandreth's article. showing the
mortality of overweights, Will be easily
understood.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
HINTS ON CARE OF PLANTS.

Save all water i'm which meat has
been washed To water house plants. 1t
is AN excellent fertilizer. A drying
palm and several dropping ferns We're
wonderfully revived by pouring about
"a teaspoonful Of castor oil on the soil
around the roots.
A couple of cigar ends or a little to-
bacco placed in the jardinieres will keep
away the tiny insects and spiders which
infesl house plants, as the odor is dis
tasteful To them.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
a NEW AMMONIA.

Inventors are particularly kind to The
housewife. for n large proportion of tho
useful new ideas are developed for use in
the horn. Here for instance. is a new
ammonia which. instead Of being Il liqulG
in a sinasl,able glass bottle, is n dry
powder in a safe tin can. Sprlnkled like
a washing powder in water his new am.
moniA will accomplish Wonders in spot
lesslcss ~ maintain the folk who ara
promoting it. Aud best OF all, there is
no evaporation and AN entire absence OF
the sitting. staggering fumes which make
the liquid ammonia SO trying Ia handle
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
showino Am the siahts.

AN Oxford student was showing two
air cousins through Christchurch coll
,ege. That" he explained, lis the pic
,ure gallery; that the library, and that
tower contains the famous bell, Great
Tom of Oxford" STOPPING quickly. he
picked up stone and sent it crashing
through second story, ivy covered
window. where there Immediately APP
peared n face purple with rage. And
that added the young man, helpfully.
lis the dean" Thus it was that he
came to leave one seat of learning for
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
FACTS WORTH kNowINe.
Alcohol Will remove candle grea

Alcohol will remove candle grease.
Keep tacks in bottles. il saves open
ing many boxes to ind particular
kind.
When cleaning house use plenty of
turpentine in the scrub water. 1t means
certain death to moths.
A great many blemishes on wall pa
per may be removed with rubber on
u lead pencil.
TO remove fly speck; from varnishel
surfaces use equal parts of water and
skim milk. warmed.
Place a box of lime in the closet in
which jams, preserves. etc. are stored
away. 1t will prevent mold from gath
ering on the fruit.
Discolored china baking dishes can
be made as clean as when new By rub
bling them with whiting.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
TOLD TO USE cuT1cURA

After Specialize Failed 10 Cure Her
lntense Itching Eczema - Had
Been Tortured and DisnRured hut
soon Cured of Dreadful Humor.
81 contracted eczema and suffered
intensely for about ten months. At
times l thought l would scratch my
self to pieces. Ny face and arms We're
covered with large red patches, 10 that
l was ashamed to go out. was adj
vised TO go to doctor who was a spe
cialist in skin diseases, but l received
very little relief. l trsd every known
remedy. with the same results.
thought l would never get better until
a friend of mine told me to try the
Cuticura Remedies. So I tried them.
and after four or five applications Of
Cuticura Ointment WAS relieved Of
my nnbearable itching. used two
sets of the Cuticura Remedies. and
am completely cured. Miss Barbara
Kral. lIighlandtown. Md. Jan. 9. 1908"
Potter Drug < Chem. Corp, Sole
Props of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

the tinne of the Civil
war. There was con-
slant pain in the
back and head and
the kidney secre-
tions were painful
and showed a sedi-
lnent. The first rem
edy' to help me was
Doan's Kidney Pills.
eV,t
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
IN HEAD.
-.-Pe-ru-na
me-. WM. a. PREssER.

M. WM. a. PREssER.
MIR. WILLIAM A. PRESsER. 1722
lVl Third Ave, Moline, Ill.,. writes:
II have been suffering from catarrh
in the head for the past two months
and tried innumerahe so-cnlcd RENE
dies without avail. No one knows how
l have suffered, not only from the dis
eaSe itself, but from modification when
in company of friends pr strangers.
II have used two bottles of your med
icine for short time only, and it
effected complete medical cure. and
,onit is better yet, the disease has not
returned
II can most emplatically recommend
Peruna to all sufferers from this dis
ease"
Read This Experience.
Mr. a. Thompson, Box Cd, r. r. I.
Martel. Ohio, writes When began
your treatment my eyes were inhamed.
nose was stopped I'D half of the time
and was sore and scabby. could not
rest at night OH account OF continual
hawking and splitting.
II had tried several remedies and was
about TO give up. but thought would
try Peruna.
After l had taken about one-third of
bottle l noticed difference. am
now completely cured. after suffering
with catarrh for eighteen years
II think if those who are afflicted
with catarrh would try Peruua they
would never regret it.
Peruna is manufactured by the
Peruna Drug Mfg. Co. Columbus. Ohio.
Ask your Druggist for . Free
Peruna Almanac for 1909.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
A Grim Reminder.

From the Buffalo Courier.
'srhe late Bishop Fowler said a
Buffalo Methodist. had the happiest
knack Of illustrating. with one lumin-
Gus sentence. traits of character, faults.
viliafnies.
"Once, I remember talking on
gambling houses and the little mercy
shown to ruined players, Bishop Fow-
Ter. with grim smile. said:
1.-The men who took Jonah's money
were the same. remember who threw
him overheard. Things like that still
happen"
rfrs. wmslow's SOOTHING s1no, Tor Chiidrsa
essthing; softsns the gums, reduces iniamnAuon 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

this valuable medi-
cine, Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. | suf-
f'ered from terribis
headaches, pain in
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and so
weak Icould hardly
stand. Lydia T..
Pinkliam's Vegeta-
BILE Compound re-
stored me t;o haaltI,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

Neither in tile case OF the moderate nor
TIE excessive underweights insured n, this
company is the mortality anything like as
high The highest seems to be that of
the young underweishts. whose mortality
rises To no per cent ar So while in the
case of the older underweights the NOR
taNty Is on the average below leo per cent
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
Didn't Know His Capacity.

The late Ira d. Sankey." said a
veteran Pittsburg editor once dined
with me In Philadelphia. During the
dinner he looked about the restaurant,
where every table was covered with
glasses of white or red wine. and he
said:
"'rhcre is a man drinking a whole
bottle. full quart, of champagne. 1t
is amazing what a capacity for liquor
some men possess. And the man with
large capacity is actually proud OF
it. Could anything be more foolish.
more sinful?'
Then. with chucSle, Mr. Sankey
told me about bcggar he had once
helped.
"'rhe beggar had red nose, and Mr..
:Sankey gave him 20 cents. saying at
the same time:
Mind YOU now don't get drunk on
this
The bcgsar laughed.
".DrunlS ON 90 cents Why boss he
said proudly. it u'd take the best part
OF a dollar to get me drunk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

New York special II is Mary An
desson no longer That Mime Antonio
dc Navarro made Plan when she ar
rived on the Baltic, of the White Star
line. accompanied by her husband and
their i've children. TO make hen first
visit TO the land of her birth in eight
years. RumOrs that she MAS To appear
at this event or that Nine. dc Navarro
set at rest by saying that she knew
nothing whatever about such possbili-
ties. and i'm spite OF the resurrection
of the ghost that has often been laid
that of her 'rcappearancc upon the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
COULD NOT SHAKE IT OFF.

Kidney .>rouble Contracted by
Thonsands An tho Civil War.
James w. Clay, 666 W. Fayette
ST. Baltimore, Md, says: 81 was
troubled with kidney complaint from
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
Rather Hoqcisi,.

Commissioner Bingham. Of New
York, was talking about Il rather hog
gish corporation. OF its last and worst
victim he said
The poor young fellow must have
felt rather like the rich bachelor. who.
returning unexpectedly from Florida to
his fiat in town, found II friend and y
lady in his library aud exclaimed.
We'll. Pm dashed. My rooms. my
cigarets, my gramopIionc. my wire. my
girl"
A Bachelor.
Mrs. Henpeck-Has your brother
Charlie joined the Don't Worry cub"
Mr.. Henpeck-He isn't eligible.
Mrs. Henpeck-Why not?
Mr.. Henpeck-He isn't married yet.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

complete cure and during five years
past | have had no return of the trou-
ble."
Sold by all dealers soc box.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
Italian Revenge.


This is story of Italian revenge. \
vendor of plaster s;atuettes saw a
chance for Il sale in a wcll-dressed.
bibulous man who WAS lacking down
The street
You buya de sta;uette9" he asked.
allusngly holding out his choicest Of
fering. Garr-ri- haldi1 sell-;t him
verra cheap. DE gr-real-;t Gar-r-ri-
baltli--only 50 cents"
'oh. tell With Garibalai" said the
bihulous one, making u swipe With his
arm that sent G;lrlbaldi crashing to the
sdewal's.
For i moment the italian regarded
the fragments. Then, his eyes flashing
fire, he seized from his stock IA statu-
cite of George Washington. You t'ell-a
with my Carl ri-baldi"" he Missed be-
tween his teeth. so" FIe raised the
immortal George high above his head
and-crash! it flew into fragments
alongside of the Inflated Garibaldi.
"Ha! l TO hel-a wild your George
Wash, Ha hal"
They Fix P,pes.
The Sergeant-Call In doctor to that
prisoner.
The Lieutenant-.Why?
The Sergeant-He has pipe dreams.
The Lieutenant Then you'd better
get a l!umber.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
NOW THE PANTALooN SKIRT.

French women have given In at last
and admitted that body can't possibly
walk satisfactorily in skirts two yards
vide. SO the dressmakers rather than
sacrifice the clinging drapcries. have
hit upon compromise which they call
La Jupe Androgyne." This new gar
lnent. however, ia not nearly as fear
some as its name would Indicate At
the back it hangs in the usual straight
habit back" effect In front, under a
panel. the skirt is divided so that each
leg is encased in separate fabric, and
the wearer of the skirt is able to walk
and sit much more gracefully than in
one OF the narrow skirts in vogue.
Knew His Wants.
Landlady-What part of the chicken
will you have, Mr.. Newcomer?
Mr.. Newcomss-A little Of the outside,
please.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21


DR.. Frederick Peterson. in Golfers.
1t is not generally known that thought
may produce blister on the hand or an
ulcer on the foot, as we'll as many other
actual physical changes in ones organism
which are little short OF miraculous. 1
have no doubt that ST Francis of Assist
received the stigmata OF the crucifixion on
ais hands and feet. AS historically de-
scribed. 1 have no doubt, because it's pos
sibility has been put to the proof within
the last few years. and by IA friend OF
mine whom will name Professor Kraft
Ebing, OF Vienna. told young woman he
would place small fiy-plaster upon her
which would produce blister in few
hours. Fle actually only put a postage
stamp upon the skin. without her knowl-
edge. and covered it over so securely with
bandages that she could not interfere with
it. The blister appeared as suggested
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

Only One ..E..oaao ,.,l.iNE"
That is LAXATIVE HROMO Q1ilNINE. I.ook
for the signature Of II. w. GROVE. ii>r'i ! fr
World over 10 Cure Cold In one bay. 90
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
Pain pidn't suopres. Wit.

Officers have right to ask ques-
tions in the performance of their duty,
but there are occasions when it seems
as if they might curtail or forego the
privilege. Not long ago an Irishman
whose hand had been badly mangled in
an accident entered the Boston City
hospital relief station in a great hurry.
He stepped up to the man in charge
and inquired: is this the relief sta
ton. sor:'
Yes. What is your Nance
Patrick O'Connor. sor.'
Are YOU married." questioned the
officer.
Wis. sor, but is this the relief sta
tom" He was nursing his hind IN
agony.
OF course it is. How many chill
dren have you?"
Eight, sor. But sure. this is the re-
lief station
Yes, it is" replied the officer, a lit
tie angry at the mans persistence.
Well said Patrick, sure. an was
beginning to think that it might be the
pumping station.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

The Best La1ativ--Garfield Tea Com
posed of Herbs. it exerts beneficial effect
upon the entire system. regulating liver,
kidneys. stomach and bowels.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

The trouble with some of us is that
we wouldn't know success II we were to
meet 1t face to face. Nashville Ameri-
can.
However 'twonld he no more than fair
to give US A chance al II.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy.
Camden. N..J.-eIt is with p|easura

Camden, MI 1t is with pleasure
that ! add my testimonial to your
already long list hoping that it may
induce OtherS to avail themselyes OF
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

To make the best gain growing hogs
should have some grain no matter how
good the pasture.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

Leftover cereals need not be wasted
They are excellent fried like mush, and
eat y With sYrul or honey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21

PlLEs CURED IN u TO IL DAYS
rAZO OINTMENT ia guaranteed TO cure any
rnse of Itching Blind. bleeding or Pr0trud-
ing piles In 6 TO IA days or money refunded.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-01-21
The Mystery Explained.

gned. o. u. WEEKS.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
RIFT IN LOVES Lutte.
Signing Swain Meant Well, But Lam
guage Tripped Him.

The essential difference between
the Specification of words and terms
in the English tongue which are al
most the same in etymology and or
igin Is a great element of difficulty to
a foreigner who is learning the lam
guage--a fact to which a certain at
tache of a foreign mission at Wash
ington recently testified.
When the budding diplomatist in
question arrived at our national capt.
tai a year or two ago, he soon capitu-
lated to the charms of a young woman
or the official set, and they speedily oe
came the best of friends. A month or
so ago the attache returned to this
country after a lengthy leave of alb
sence passed in his own land. About
the first thing he did on reaching
Washington was to send a note to the
lady of his admiration, wherein, to
her establishment and Indignation, he
gave expression to this sentiment:
Once more, my dear friend, I shall
gaze upon your unmatched eyes,
Harper's Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

Washington.-With the transmission of
the report OF the national conservation
commission and accompanying papers,,
President Roosevelt also sent a message
to congress. The following is a COM
prehensive synopsis OF the document:
The president declares his entire con-
currence with the statements and con-
clusions of the report and proceeds:
1t Is one OF the most Fundamentally
important ever laid before the
American people. 1t contains the first in
.Ventory of its natural resources ever
made by any nation. In condensed form
1t presents a statement of our available
capital in material resources, which are
the means of progress, and calls atten-
tion to the essential conditions upon
which the perpetuity, safety and welfare
OF TINS nation now rest and must always
continue to rest.
The facts set forth in this report con-
stitute an imperative call to action. The
situation they disclose demands that we,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

Professor Munyon has just issued a
most beautiful, useful and complete AL
manac; it contains not only all the scien-
tific information concerning the moons
phases, in all the ATTITUDES, but has H.
Illustrated articles on how to read char
acter by phrenology, palmistry and
birth month. 1t also tells all about
card reading, birth stones and their
meaning, and gives the Interpretation
Of dreams. 1t teaches beauty culture,
manicuring, gives weights and meas
ures, and antidotes for poison. In fact,
it is a Magazine Almanac, that not
only gives valuable information, but
will afford much amusement for every
member Of the family, especially for
parties and evening entertainments.
Farmers and people in the rural dis.
tricts will find this Almanac almost
invaluable.
1t will be sent to anyone absolutely
free on application to the MUNYON
REMEDY COMPANY, PHILADELr
pHIA.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
RHEUMATISM PRESCRIPTION

The increased use Of "Toris" for
rheumatism is causing considerable
discussion among the medical frater.
nifty. 1t Is an almost infallible cure
when mixed with certain other ingre-
dents and taken properly. The fol-
lowing formula is effective: ITO one.
half pint of good whiskey add one
ounce Of Toris Compound and one
ounce Of Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound.
Take in tablespoonful doses before
each meal and before retiring"
Toris compound is a product of the
laboratories Of the Globe Pharma-
ceutical Co, Chicago, but 1t as well as
the other ingredients can be had from
any good druggist.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
For the Public Taste.

The following makes a very popular
dish, the usual name given 1t being
funny paper" Take three mothers
in-law, two lrishmen, one German
one or two tough kids and a coon;
mix and stir well. A jag 10 considered
to add flavor. Sprinkle in a little
spice and ginger, and garnish with
drawings. The addition of a pinch OF
hardsense is advisable, though not es.
sential. Chestnuts are used for stuff.
ing. The dish is usually roasted,
though poaching is not uncommon
The Bellman.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
500 Reward. 500,

The readers OF this paper will be pleased to learn
that there Is at least one dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all its stages. and that 10
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure ID the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease. requires a ~eonstitu-
tional treatment, Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken tn
surfaces Of the system. thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
Ing nature In doing its work. The proprietors have
90 much faith In its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t Ais to
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
A difference in pearee.

II Just love cake" said Johnnie, feel
ingly. IT'S awful nice"
You should not say love cake"
corrected his mother. You should
say like And do not say awful
say very And say good instead of
nice Now see if you can repeat tina
sentence correctly"
Il like cake" repeated Johnnie, ITS
very good"
That's better"
Il know, ma" complained Johnnie,
but it sounds just as if l was talkin'
bout bread."-Everybody.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
Delicate Scientific Instruments.

The human heat sense can not rea-
lie a difference of temperature be-
yond one-ifth of a degree; but the
thermometer, an instrument 200, 600
times as sensitive as the skin, notes
a difference of a millionth of a degree.
A galvanometer flexes its finger at a
current generated by simply deform-
ing a drop of mercury SO as to press
1t out Of a spherical shape into that Of
an egg.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

aches, and a feeling of languor. Part
of the time / could not attend to my
work and ir%regularity of the kidney
secretions was annoying. Doan's Kid,
ney Pills brought me prompt relief"
Sold by all dealers. SOC a box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

Foreign titles come highland a
good many American heiresses have
discovered that they were not worth
the price.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
oldest Iron ship.

In a paper read before the Society
of Naval Architects and Marine En-
gineers Henry Penton states that the
Oldest iron ship in the world is the
United States warship Michigan, the
material for whose construction vas
dragged across the mountains from
Pittsburg to Lake Erie" where the
ship was built, as long as 66 years
ago.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29
Where rhere,s a Will

Helen's mother passed her the cake.
and when the little one went to reach
across the plate for the largest piece
her mother said: always take the
piece nearest to you, dear"
We'll, then. turn the plate around
was the answer.-Delineator.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

suffering from back
ache and other com.
durable kidney
ills. If you suffer so,
profit by this WON
ans example: Mrs.
Martin Douglass, 81
Cedar St, Kingston,
N. Y, says: 81 had a
lame, aching back,
dizzy spells, head.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

The man Of intellect Is the noble
hearted man withal, the true. Just, hui
name and valiant man.-Carlyle.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

Strong drug cathartics simply aggravate
the condition-the true remedy for consti-
patton and, liver trouble is found in Gar
field Tea, the mild Herb laxative.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

Lewis Single Binder the famous
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

A light heart lives long.-Shakes
peare..
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1909-01-29

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.