Arizona republican., 1909-07-08
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 tn children shoes disappear an ye see ye'ersilf floatin' over a purple sea iy alazarin in ye'er private yacht, lulled be tn London Times, surround | ed be wurruks iv art more thin twinty years old, atin' marshmallows an canary bur-rd seed. while tn turtles an tn leeches frisk on tn pinnacle An Abr'am Lincoln comes in an re- moves his pitcher firm tn wall an puts up a Hthygraft iv tn man who freed Opyum fir smokin'. An ye whisper to ye'ersilf: They have re- jooced tn tariff as they promised An it's all right till ye'er pipe goes out
 Well, sir, if nobody else mas read tn debates on tn tariff bill, I have. An I'll tell ye Hinnissy. that no such orathry has been heard in Congress since Dan1 Webster's day, if then. Tn walls iv congress hall has re- sounded with tn loftiest sinitimints. Hinnery Cabin Lodge in accents that wud melt tn heart iv tn coldest manufacturer iv button shoes has pleaded fr freedom fr tn skin iv cows. I'm sorry to say that this ap- peal from tn cradle iv our liberties wasn't succissful- Tn hide iv tn pauperized kline iv Europe will have to cough up at tn custom house be- fure they can be convarted into brogans. This pathriotic result was secured be tn gallant Bailey iv Tex as. fine lib'ral minded fellow that lad Bailey. He's an ardint free thrader, mine ye. He's almost a slave to tn, historicl principles ys tn dimmycratic party. Ye bet he is. But he's no blamed bignt- He can. have principles an he can lave them alone. An I want to tell ye, me frind, that whin it comes to dis thributin' tn hOnors f'r this here reform iv tn tariff don't ye fail to, throw a few flowers or if bricks are handler, bricks at tn riprisintatives T our small but gallant party. It was fine thing to see thim. standin- be tn battle cry iv our grand old Organyzation.
 Says tn sinitor firm Louisyanny: Louisyanny, tn proudest jOol in tn dyadim iv our fair land. remains thrue to tn honored teachin's iv our leaders. Tn productive tariff is an It is erushin' out tn lives iv our people. An wan iY tn worst parts iv this divvlish injine iv tyranny is tn tariff on lathes. Eel low sinitors, as long he says. as l can stand. as long as nature will sustain me in me protest, while wan dhrop iv patriotic blood surges through me heart, I will raise me voice again a tariff on lathes onless, he says, this dhread implymint iv oppressyon is akelly used he says, to protict tn bland an beautiful mollasses iv tn state iv me birth, he says.
 I am heartily in sympathy with tn sinitor firm Louisyanny.' says tn sinitOr firm Virginya- I loathe tn tariff. Firm me arliest days I was brought up to look on it with pizen- ous hathred. At nanny a con-vin- tfon ye cud hear me whoopin' again it. But if there is such a lot iv this monthrous iniquity passin' round, don't Virginya get none? How about tn mother iv prisidents? Ain't she goin' to have a grab at annything? Gintlemen, I do not ask. 1 demand rights fir me commonwealth. I will talk here ontil July fourth, nineteen hundherd an eighty two again tn UTOpOStu HtlllStl ldA oll ltdlltI btuS onless something is done fir tn tam 1 arack bark iv old Virginya.'
 "A sinitOr: Whats it used f'r?"
 9Th sinitor firm Virginya I do 1 not quite know. It is ayether a cure fir tn hives or enthers largely into 1 tn mannyfacture iy carpet slippers. But there's d frind iv mine, a lile l who makes it an he needs tn money 1
 .. "rh' argymints iv tn sinitor firm virginya are onanswerable,' says Sin itor Aldhrich. 'Wud it be agreeable | to me dimmycratic celIague to put both feather beds an his what's-ye- call-it in tn same item?'
 '' Tn such circumstsnces,' says tn. sinitor firm Virginya, I wud be foorced to waive me almost insane again tn hellish docthrines iv tn distinguished sinitor firm Rhode Island says he.
 An so it goes, Hinnissy. Niyir a sordid wurrud mind ye but ivrything done on tn fine old principle iv give an take. well" said MT. Hennessy. what difference does it make? Tn foreign CT pays tn tax annyhow."
 He does" said MT. Dooley. "if he E,