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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
Spring Debility!
Is marked by loss of appetite, by weak, tired,
ianguid feelings and if the Dl9Gd is very impure

pounds. l was constable in my little town for
many years, able to handle the best OF them, all
owing to the benefit l derived from Hoods Sar
N. j., Jan. %, 1909.
Pimples and Poor Appetite.
81 am we'll satisfied with my experience with
Hoods Sarsaparia, and if ever [ need blood
medicine again, shall certainly take it. In the
spring l had pimples and bols all over my back,
with poor appetite, and general run down
'sprngy' condition One course Of treatment
for my blood had done me no good, then turned
to Hoods Sarsaparilla, which did the business
just right. 1t gave good appetite, and drove
all the impurities out Of my blood. Every oppor-
tunity have to recommend this medicine, glad
ly do So" H. p. Boyce, Battle Creek, Mich,
Jan. H. 1909.
R6PHoods Sarsaparilla effects it's wonderful
cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparilla,
but because it combines the utmost remedial
values of more than 20 different ingredients. each
greatly strengthened and enriched by this pecu-
liar combination. These ingredients are the very
remedies that successful physicians prescribe for
the same diseases and ailments. There is no real
substitute for Hoods Sarsaparilla. If urged to
buy any preparation said to be 'just as good,'
YOU may be sure it is inferior, costs less to make
and yields the dealer larger profit.
Get Hoods Sarsaparilla today, in the usual
liquid form or in the chocolaed tablets known as
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
kENNEBEC.
MON M OUTH.

Easter services will be held in boil
churches in the village Sunday morn
| ing. At the Methodist church there viii
b" special music by a large chorus anC
at the session of the Mems Bible Glass
their orchestra will play for the frs,
time in public
At the Congregational church there
will be music by the orchestra. with
songs and Rotations by the children
and short sermon by the pastor
Edward \. Prescott and John M
Prescott. partners in the grocery firm
of Prescott Brothers, have sold Their
business to J. A. Cunningham of Mon
mouth.
The ladies of the Methodist Society
gave dinner at their vestry Thurs
day.
a. V. Blaisdell Is in Boston for a few
days
Horace Frost is suffering from a bad
ly sprained wrist. caused by a fall.
Miss Martha Tappan is i'll.
MIS-. Warren Macomber of Winthrop
with her little son. Kenneth. is the
guest of her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Flanders
\ May Day sale and Book Carnival
VIII be held fer the benefit of the Ii
brary May /. at Cumston hall
EAST-B. F. Jones of East Mon
rN""th di"d A"ril Of influenza com
pllcattd with heart trouble. at the age
OF. 81 years. TIE funeral was held from
his home Friday afternoon. Rev. c. w.
Wallace conducting the service One
daughter. Mrs. ]. w. Frost. survives.
Mrs Sarah Mellen and Miss Melen
of New York and Miss Jennie Law
renee OF Massachusetts are in town,
called by the death of their relative, b.
F. Jones.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
NO TAINTED MEAT
Be Allowed in Boston il Board Of
Board Of Health Can Prevent.

stons April 9.---Unl"as the meat
ing concerns of Boston attempt
ring about settlement of their
'oversy with the Boston Beard Of
tn relative to the disposition of
I condemned on account of tllbcr-
is the board will order the meat
Dyed. That such a decision had
made was made known today
Z. the board sent an ultimatum to
proprietor of a Brighton abattoir,
yesterday attempted to remove,
sale outside of the state. meat
n had been condemned.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
NAVAL PRISONERS ESCAPE.
Five Of Them Leave CharIestown Ma
va! Prison Friday Night.

Boston. April 9.-I'ivc men l'ade their
escape from the naval prison at Charles
town, Mass. Friday night by saving tn"
bars of window and dropping to the
ground from the third story of the build
ing. They are James j. Fitzgerald. VINO
was serving Il sentence of 10 years tor
fraudulent enlistment: John j. Grogan.
HAIRY c. Webster. Thomas McGarveY
and George Ross. all OF whom are said t.
have been serving sentences for deser-
ton. varying from six months to two
years.
The police think the discovery of the
men will not be IA difficult matter JudS-
ing from pccularitics revealed by the
descriptions furnished Fitzgerald is
known as "Curcy" because of an ahun-
dance of auburn hair Ross is DESCRIBED
as being Is feet. ; IA inches in height and
! Weighing l3o pounds. The home addresses
of the escaped men were not given out.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Capt and Mrs. A. A. Bivans of the
salvation Army have the preparations
all completed for the meeting this
evening at the barracks on Water
street for the observance of the sOth
birthday of General William Booth
The members OF the local corps have
been distributing this week copies Of
tho War Cry which bear on the cover
a fine portrait of General Booth. the
edition being a special souvenir of the
worldwide observance of the event
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
SPORTING NOTES.

The English boat Wolseley -Siddeley,
owned nv the Duke of Westminster, Fri
dav at Monte Carlo won the race for the
o,,, ar nations and beat all worlds rec
ords covering 100 kilometers tapout o.
miles, i'm hour. 81 minutes and seconds.
The German boat LZelOtte finished sec
ond. The American boats Standard and
Dixie III also competed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
ALIENS E00I-EASE,

sWdee 10 be shaken Into the shoes. II you
3fed, aching feet, try Aliens Foot-Eas 1t
Y feet and makes new or tight shoes easy.
Aching, swollen, hot, sweating feet. Relieves
md 6unions OF all pain and gives rest and
40 Try 1t to-day. Sold by all Druggists and
'{orss, 35c. Don't accept any substitute. For
trial package. also Free Sample OF the
sidresS Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

That any combination OF railroads
formed to arbitrate on the question of
rates would be violation of the Sher-
man law. and it would be useless to
enta:. into s,,cl, Il combination unless
all tt" railroads would join. is the at
titude of the Boston & Maine Railroad
on the question of differentiai freight
rates. as announced Friday in Boston.
These suggest ions have been fovwa I'd
ed by tire officials of the Boston &
Maine Rli'r al 20 TIE Trunk Line As
ISOLATION and it is expected that they
will DC taken up at the next meeting
of the officials of that association.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
4 Murder Case With the Jury.

Hand. VT. April ?.-Thc case of
Kent. charged with the murder
iss Della B. Congdon at East
hEeord on July "a. 1908. went to
TRY in the Rutland county court
This afternoon. after trial oc-
hg about two weeks. Judge +. l..
|rman. the presiding justice. Dc
\ much time to an exposition OF
lies on circumstantial evidence.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
GROWING WEAKER.
iition Of Gov. LiIIey Of Connecticut
Causing Much Concern.

}rtfofd, Conn, April 9.-That GOV.
&c l.. Lillcy. who is i'll at the cX-
We mansion here, is gradually
Ing weaker. was manifested by
statements issued during the dag
tonight Ivy his physicians. Late
srday afternoon the governor be
to grow restless, a condition that
nued through the night. Tonight
Graves stated that the governor
ition had not improved over that
is morning and that he was Gradu-
growing weaker.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Read r. s. Smith & Cos. Friday ad.
and todays adj. in order to realize the
bargains they are now Offering. Sure
ly there never was time when theF
were better prepared to satisfy shop
pers. both in the character and style
of their stock and very low prices for
many leaders" Their garment room
makes pleasant reception room for
shoppers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

The body of Oliver Bray. an Amer
lean student CT medicine. who disap-
peared last month and for whom dill
gent search has been made. was taken
from the Danube river at Vienna Fri
day 1t was said at the time Of his dis
appearance that young Bray was suf-
fering from serious nervous disorder.
He was the son Of a manufacture liv-
ing al Industry, Pa.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
The American Art Collectors Dream

Washington, April 9.-Free art. the
dream of American collectors of foreign
masterpieces in paintings and sculpture
practically was assured tonight by the
adoption in the Senate committee on IL
nance of an amendment to the tariff bill
which will admit these treasures without
restriction of any kind. The acceptance
by the committee of this amendment is a
personal triumph for Senators Lodge ana
Aldlich.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

ice Jeffries at Detroit. Mich.
E,day upheld the right of a father
minister the old-fashioned spank
III his 17-year-old daughter. even if
ignity suffered. Margaret Gran
aged II, had her father arrested
ksturhing the peace after Il spank
SGranzin told the judge that the
Ehmert was part of an effort to
his daughter away from cheap
S.es, and the justice decided that
King young women of Ii was per-
81le: in moderation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

AS announced in Fridays Journal.
the first baseball game of the season
viii be played at 2.30 o'clock this at
ternoon on Quimby field, between Cob
bossee Inn and Gardiner High school.
weather permitting. The next reg.
uldr game on the Gardiner High sched-
u1e IS Wednesday. April IA. with Rich
mond High school at Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
AUGUSTA LOCALS,
RosiIIa S. Morton.

Rosilla s., wife of the late Daniel
w. Morton, formerly of Chelsea died
Friday morning in this city of valvular
disease of the heart Her age was 10
years. The funeral will be held at 10. 90
A. M. Tuesday at the First Baptist
church. Rev. Il. p. Hope officiating
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Hard to keep a stock of those 40c.
chocolates G. II. Bean sells Saturdays.
for only csc per ID. A store cannot
run on such profits but the public
sweet TOOTH" must be catered to.
Lots druggists pure candies. The soda
and ice cream counter is approaching
its summer patronage. One of the
most popular corners on the Kennebec
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
Seventy Years Old.

Rheumatism and neuralgia yield their
pain to Perry Davis Painkiller-so do
sprains, burns, bruises. It cures colds, collie,
diarrhna. For seventy years it has been
doing good. If it's used early suffering il
saved and danger avoided. A IS cent bot
tie is the new size; but % cent bottle is
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

supper was given at the home OF
Mrs. Johanna Brann on Bowman
street, Farmingdale Thursday even
ing ana after the supper a very en-
Jovapie evening was spent. The
guests present were: Miss Harriet
Messenger. Miss Jessie Wing, Miss Ell
ia Hail. Miss Katheryn O'Connor and
Mrs. Charles Messenger.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Attention is called to the advertise
ment of the entertainment which will
be given at the Highland Avenue
Methodist Episcopal church. Gardiner.
Monday evening by the Temple Quar-
tet of lewiston assisted by Miss Maud
Andrews. reader, of Augusta. Tickets
are Oil sale at Beanc's drug store Gar
diner. and at Partridge's drug store.
Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Blue Lodge and Chapter Masons and
ladies' of the Eastern Star are invited
to attend the services at Christ church
EpiscopaD at go Sunday afternoon.
given for Maine Commandery. No ].
K r.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

The Ladies' Aid of the Highland Nv
enue Methodist Episcopal church met
with Mrs. z. c. II. Smith Friday af-
ternoon. The afternoon passed very
pleasantly and a considerable amount
of work was accomplished.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Miss J. Maud Barker of Cedar Grow.
who is teaching in the schools of
Farmngdale, was the guest over Sun
day OF Mrs. H. b. Alexander 43 Bruns-
wick avenue, Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

DR.. Arthur Strout was reported about
the same Friday. fIe has a bad attack
Of pneumpnia and although his nat
uraly rugged constitution is a large
factor in his recovery. it was the opin-
ion OF one Of the physicians who is at
attending him that his convalescence
will extend over long period
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

The high wind of Thursday. which
was the cause of SO many fires and
other damage elsewhere. blew down
tie flag staff at the Central street
schoClhouse.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Miss Alice F. Blake, who has beecn
visiting Gardiner friends for d few
days, left Friday for her home in New
port, r. /.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Ernest Pushard of the Alert Hose
Co., who was recently injured while
| returning from the fire at the pulp
mill. is improving. DR.. w. o. Cobb is
attending him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles G. Bowen %
Quincy, Mass, returned home Friday
after a visit with friends in this vicini-
ty
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Miss Emily Bradbury, who has been
visiting Mrs. w. o. Cobb. returned
| Thursday to her home at Machias Me
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

DR.. Edward Young. who served for
20 years as United States consul at
Halifax n. S.. died at his home Friday
night in Washington
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

j. Frank Lee began Friday the work
of clearing away the ruins of his au-
ditorium at Loudon HILL preparatory
| to the erection of a new structure.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Mrs. Theresa Ring and Mrs. Alice r.
Wing of Farmingdale visited Mrs.
Willis Atwood of Auburn Thursday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

| Mr.. and Mrs. Albert J. Remission Of
| Portsmouth. n. H., have returned home
after a visit with friends in Gardiner
and vicinity.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Albert l.. Leach Of
Stamford, Conn, are the guests of
friends in this city
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Albert p. Murray of Bingham was a
business visitor in the city Friday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Aleernon Charles Swinburne. the
poet and essayist. is critically i'll with
pneumonia in London. Mr.. Swinburne
is "A years old.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

Miss Marion Woodman returned to
Manchester. n. H., Friday. after a vi5i
with Mrs. Il. j. Preble.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10

The Sunshine Club held a very
pleasant meeting with Mrs. F. II. Cole
Friday afternoon
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
GARDINER,

Miss Mabel Moore arrived Friday
from East orange. N. j.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
ST. Petersburg is ID have me

systems of drainage and water supply
by compulsory construction unde:
government supervision.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-10
Gardiner Lodge Directory.

HERMoN LODGE. NO. 80. r. AND A
NJ Stated communication first Tuesday
In each month at 7.30 o'clock. All %.
journing brethren cordially welcomed.
F. L. AMESBURY. w. II.
JAS. n. LARRABWE. 0oC.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
FATLET'S SOLILooUY.

Hips must go.-Fsshion's Note.
Mrs. White adjusted the corset with
rev deft movements. and presto!-the
model was hipless.-Sews Item.
To lace, or not to lace. that is the aues-
whether It's nobler in the flesh to suf
fer
The pinch and squeezing OF outrageous
fashion
or sit down upon this dire announce
And. by opposing, end it? To gasp. to
pant
No more. and being fat. to say We end
The heartache and the thousand natural
shocks
The flesh is heir tots a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To tug. 10 pull.
To squeeze. perchance to pinch, Aye.
For in mis- chase OF style what frets
Ere we may nullify this mortal flesh
Must give US pause. There's the tight
That make calamity of reaching up:
For who would bear the grip Of bone
The stinng steam within the Turkish
bath,
The rubbing of masseurs. the guiping
OF powders and of pills of anti-fat.
The stunning sweets and farinaceous
food.
When she herself might her content-
ment make
In a loose wrapper? Who would corscts
wear
That neither let her walk nor stand nor
sit.
But that the dread Of being out Of style.
That bridge whistless existence. from
whose bourne
No traveller returns. puzzles the will
And makes US rather bear the Ills we
must
Than fly to others that We know not or
Thus fashion doth make towards OF us
all
And thus the native girth and size and
pllmpness
Is skinned DER with hands OF crushing
grip.
And iosl the name Of fatness. Easy. now.
My good drassma<er, Nymph, in my
directo!re
BE all my fat forgotten
Life.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
contes. Doomed to Failure.

In club composed of young people
in New York, which was originally Or
ganized for bridge purposes, the
chafing dish has become the prime fea-
ture. and prizes are sought for by the
creators of new dishes, nicely pre-
pared and moderate in cost" One men,
ber. who would never have Joined ex-
cept for his fondness for the game.
said: It's all very interesting for the
people who like those things, and |
would enjoy the cooking bees myself
if it were not for the fact that one
must eat the creations to be polite.
have been a close observer since the
contest began, and am sure that every
woman thinks that the dishes suggest
ed by others are horrid. And / agree
with them, and am sure that a row
will come in at the finish
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
oinine-Room Like a Rose Garden

At a recent grand diplomatic dinner
the decorations of the dining-ro and
The table were roses-a veritable show
er of them Bengal roses, Dijon roses.
and the roses of France. They strewed
the table; they hung in baskets; they
wreathed the candelabra; they trailed
from the dinner cart. and sprays of
them marked the places of the guests
Inclosing the name cards written in
letters of gold. The room was like a
rose garden. In the dark hair of the
hostess, behind each ear, nestled a
large pink rose. A pretty finish to her
robe of white meteor crepe edged and
hemmed with a Greek key design done
in guld.-F'rom a Paris Letter to
Vogue
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and crcditable standing, Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of
known value, but one OF many reasons
why it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
swcetcns and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any debilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
Rather Caustic.

The comedian and the leading lady
stood in the observation car admiring
the scenery.
What a beautiful sunset" said the
leading lady. dreamily.
Yes" laughed the comedian, lit
reminds me of your exquisite complex
ion"
"Ah, how kind Because it is such
a beautiful pink and white?'
no. because IT is swiftly fading
And they never spoke from kokomo
20 kankakee.-Chicag Daily News.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
Stork Items.

The girls have had an inning
recently. 1t is said the stock of
boys is about exhausted.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. c. O.
Poulson of Sanford, Sunday, May
IS, a daughter.
Born to Mr. and Mrs Ed. Cortez
at their ranch west of town, Thurs
day, May l3, daughter
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. g. w.
Musgrove, on the Seabright ranch,
Tuesday, May II. daughter.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
Tea Made of White Hair.

This is white hair you are drink
ing" said the Chinese under secretary
White hair? Nonsense, 1t is de
licious tea
The under secretary laughed in h.,
lilac brocade sleeve. No. white hair.
he insisted. White hair, that is. II
my language. For Pekoe means white
hair This tea is called Pekoe he
cause its leaves were gathered Sc
young hat the downy hairs still grow
on them
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
NOTICE.

To whom it may coucern: This
is to let all know that | am will
ing to be with Manuel Gomez,
my husband, and that l do not
want a divorce. | only await "A
summons from him to go where he
is. Ever since | came away from
home on July 1lth, 1908, I have
entreated him to have me back.
| protest against a divorce unless
he persists. | don't want to see
my little baby girl, who was born
March Is. 1909, fatherless and
homeless.
LEONoRE NJ. GOMEZ.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21

Skim milk paint is made by
the use of three pounds of Port
land cement to one gallon of skim
milk and any die stuff like Vene-
tian red to secure the color desired.
Mix only enough for the days
use, as it sets after "A time and
cannot be used then. 1t must be
stirred frequently as the cement
will settle to the bottom. This is
about as cheap as whitewash and
will last and wear much better
1t is a good paint for the inside
of water troughs and fumes.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21

One red and white three-year-
old COW. branded Mp on left side,
came to my place two months ago
and owner can have same by call
ing at my place, one and one half
miles north of the Chas. Olehy
farm and paying feed bill and cost
of advertising.
J. j. KELLY, La Jara, Colo
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
Ire pIfference Defined.

The Inquiring Spirit Grom another
planeD-When men of earth do not
agree. what is it called?
Earth Medium-A difference of opin-
ion.
Inquiring Spirit see. When a
man and a woman differ. then what is
II called?
Medium (after rehection)-Sh L.
New York Weekly.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
AVISO.

Tengo en- mi rancho en- la Aga
Caliente un caballo tordidllo con
esta Off marca quien sia su dueno
puede benir por ell pagando este
abiso y el tempo que Sc estado
aqui. Desde el dia 30 de Abril,
A. D. 1909. ALFREDO Will.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
An Encouraaina Averaae.

Il have been looking over my finan-
cial operations" said Mr., Easigo. Il
must say they are more successful
than usual"
Have you been making large
profts?"
No l don't expect anything like
that"
But you say you were successful ?''
Comparatively successful. During
the month | have loaned money to five
friends and only three OF them have
cult speaking to Washington
Star.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
A MiXup.

II asked for fried eggs, and you
have brought me them scrambled"
said the diner.
Yes, sir replied the embarrassed
waiter; Il got the fried eggs. all right,
sir but had some difficulty with an
other waiter on the way in. sir,"-
Yonkers Statesman
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-05-21
Tom Knew.

Tmmie-FIow can you tell when the
your sister?
Tormie-'Cause that night is the
only one she's careful to put only
safety pins in her belt,-Yonkers
Statesman.