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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Conn'fo;,,rtinu.

Condemned Man Ito his lawyer)-It's
a long sentence, sir. to be sent to pris-
on for life. Lawyer dnclined toa more
hopeful view Yes, it does seem long,
but perhaps you won't live great
while.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Explosive.

An ambitious young writer having
asked, what magazine will give me
the highest position quickest?'' was
told, "a powder magazine. If you con-
tribute fiery article
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
The Real Work,

Client is my case coming ont
Surely you've had time to look up the
law? Attorney-Oh, that was easy.
I've been putting in my time studying
the technicalities.- San Francisco Call.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
UnsoIxed Problems:

The three great problems on the solu-
tion of which humanity is bent are the
same that perplexed our ancestorNthe
immortality of the soul, perpetual mo-
ton and women's hats.-Paris Figaro.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Ample Cause.

what on earth possessed you to be-
come engaged to Herbert?'' young
lady asked her friend. you don't love
him an atomw
II know" was the candid reply, "but
that horrid Jones girl does"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Not a New Species.

s'Now, what shall we name the
baby?" inquired the professors wife.
''Why, this species has been named"
answered the professor in astonish-
ment ''This is primate mammal
homo sapiens."-St Paul Pioneer Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Over and Under.

"Archie is fairly going crazy over
his new motor"
"That's strange. Every time I've
seen him he has been. going crazy un-
der II"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Then He Stole.

Prudent Swain-If were to steal
kiss, would it scare you so that you
would scream? T1mid Maiden II
couldn't. Fright always makes me
dumb.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
More Worry.

1T used to be my ambition" said the
business man, ITO accumulate for
tune and then retire."
SWELL" answered the friend, haven't
you realized it?"
mo. I've got the money, but don't
dare retire. I've got to stay awake
night and day to keep somebody from
taking 1t. away from me-"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
OF Good Material.

Briggs-How dc you like these CT
CARS? Griggs First rate. What are
they made of?-Life.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23

The trouble with many a mans in
tegrity is that it needs constant vindi-
cation.-C Chicago News.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23

-Four complexion as well
as your temper is rendered
miserable BY a disordered
liver. By taking Chamber.
lain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets you can improve
both. They cleanse and In
vigorate the stomach and
improve the digestion.
For Sale at BARkER's DRuG STORE
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23

There is no frfgate like book te
take us leagues away.-Dickinson
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23
Flattered Him.

II feel sure Miss Smith Is in love
with you," said a lady to her brother.
"Do you? 1t sounds too good to be
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23

have never known a man Of real
ability to be ungrateful.- Goethe.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-06-23

''Well, heard her say yesterday that
plainness in man is not really a
fault, but sign Of character"
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
Menu for Luncheon Party
The Modern House Keepers Exchange


Hot Cross Buns (Miss S p Murphy,
3l3 Eureka street, San Francisco)
together one quart Of -four, half a tea
spoonful Of salt. one cupful of sugar.
powder; rub in half a cupful of butter;
then add half pound cleaned cur
rants half teaspoonful nutmeg.
quarter pound cut citron, quarter
pound seeded raisins. half tea
spoon allspice; beat two eggs, add
half a cup milk and stir into the dry
mixture, adding enough more milk to
mix TO a firm dough; mold into round
buns lay two inches apart on creased
pans, brush with milk. cut cross on
each bun, sprinkle cut with granulated
sugar: bake in hot oven-
Notes ON FurnIsSing-"It is becom-
ing usual to display furniture in rooms
either regularly fitted up interiors or
groupings of articles that go ether,
and suggest the result of the combina-
ton in such fashion that choice is made
easy even for the woman who does not
know what she wants, and she is very
numerous factor in our business, said
prominent woman decorator recently.
'.Nhere we are given the contract to
20 in and furnish a house from top to
bottom the problem is comparatively
easy. especially If our client is willing
to leave matters entirely to our dis
erection. only indicating the limit of ex-
pense and perhaps d few minor points
of preference. 1t is another matter to
reft and supply proper furniture and
hangings to accord with articles that
are themselves often not in the best of
taste. We usually manage il success
fully though we sometimes long to
Suggest an auction or a bonfire as a
preliminary step.
I'VE are using a great many panels
in wall decoration and are able to Sc
cure effects formerly beyond the reach
of the avera ge householder because
manufacturers have brought out such
excellent and substantial limitations of
leather burlap and tapestries that we
can use these. where the cost formerly
restricted US to wall paper.
This dining room dome throughout
in Sanitas--an almost indestructible
hanging evolved from oilcloth-has the
panels in a yellow figured burlap that
makes an effective dull background
for the china and other articles in the
room. The lower strip between the
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
LATE GOVERNOR is
LAID AT LAST REST
Samuel q. Cosgrove Buried
With Military Honors

OLYMPIA. Wash. March 31.-Witb
military pomp and ceremony and In tho
presence of a large assemblage that
gathered from all parts of the north
west the body of the late Samuel God
love Cosgrove was laid to rest here this
afternoon at Masonic cemetery.
The special funeral train from Port
land bearing the body and members ~
the bereaved family, state officers and
personal friends arrived at 6 O'Clock
this morning. Two hours later es-
corted by detail of Troop B, w. N. g..
the casket was removed from the train
and taken to the state capitol building
In the rotunda, just beneath the glass
dome of the capitol, guarded by troon-
ers, the body lay in state until the
afternoon. During the morning large
numbers of floral pieces arrived
Among the noticeable pieces was a
great bouquet of lilies of the valley md
hyacinths from former Vice President
and Mrs, C. w. Fairbanks. Fairbanks
was schoolmate of the late governor
A giant wreath, arranged with rare ar
tistic skill, was sent by the Japanese as
sociation OF washington.
Representatives of fraternal societies
citizens, friends of the family and ma !.
tional guard companies arrived early
in the day
At o'clock in the house chamber in
the capitol the funeral exercises were
held. following which the BODY was es-
corted by the troops and hundreds OF
friends to the Masonic cemetery. where
a simple military burial took place
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01

we're test of the dynamometer the en-
gine actually delivered to the real
wheels 17.1S of its rating, and this
too. without making any allowance fol
horsepower was absorbed by the rear
tires.
A great number OF cars have been
tested out by the dynamometer since
its installation. but SO far there. has
not been any extensive publication OF
the results. 1t is stated on good au-
thority that the average motor car
tested by the A. G. AS finely adjusted
mechanism does not record over 11.15
of the horsepower worked out by the
clubs formula. let alone anywhere
nearly approach the manufacturer
rating.
NOTES OF THE AUTO
The Auburn motor car company re-
ports the sale and delivery OF a 80
horsepower four cylinder Auburn tour
ing car to Fred Wagner Of this city
Auto vehicle company of Los Angeles
arrived in this city yesterday from
an extensive trip to the Hawaiian
islands. He reports that the auto
mobile business in Honolulu and in
fact in all the islands Is booming and
that shipments of cars are sold As
hours after they arrive.
Harry j. S. Twitchell has been ap-
garage. Jackson and Polk streets.
Twitchell has been in the automobile
business for about five years. and has
a large number OF friends who will
be glad to learn OF his well deserved
promotion.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01

pasteboard and plate rail, is arranged
in narrow panels in leather texture of
a deeper tone. The panels are divided
py slrlpes OF ornamental woodwork in
Whlte enamel and resemblance to
leather is still further heightened by ths
use of fancy, bronze upholstery no lie
The effect is not only satisfactory ~
the eye, put durable as if leather itself
were used.
"Furniture and Curtains-We are ,s
ing simple mahogany furniture here
In a colonial pattern, the table circuIa r
and the chairs seated in a yellow brown
iealher 10 correspond with the hang
The curtains at the wide door onenl
ing out to the hall are of an ercai-
lent French yard tapestry in foliage
fore the buffers pantry is covered ~
match: Thin curtains at the window .
OF sort yellow SILK give this room a
sunny aspect, though 1t faces north and
gets little help from the sun
Being women decorators. and lno,,
ing now near to every woman's s hear
are her china, linen and kitchen CON
pehiences. ven l to say nothing of pantries
deal of attention to such details and
10 this ascribe much of our silccess
The china selected for this house Is
Engiisn ..i. ware in yellow ivory tone,
with bandings OF green like the leaves
or danodil. On the plate rack and
displayed in various places abo,,t tha
room are number of pieces of old
blue Canton ware. copper luster. wedg-
wood and other inheritances fron,
colonial Gays. oii
"Madeira Linens-The plate doilies
centers and other covers for usa o.
lunch, breakfast or tea, when the tahia
is left bare except for these. are nrin
cipally in the white embroidered linens
that, come from Madeira and are SO
much used now by women who l;Le
dainty work and patterns combined
with durability. There is A noveitv
in embroidered linen candle shades that
nt over SILK covered frames and are
very dainty and practical
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
SISTERS TRICK
But 1t all Came ont Right.

How sister played trick that
brought rosy health to a coffee fiend
is an interesting tale:
nervous. physical wreck, yet clingine
to the poison that stole away my
strength. l Knocked at Postum and
would have none of it.
"One day my sister substituted a cur
of piping hot Postum for my MORNING
cup of coffee but did not tell me what
it was / noticed the richness of it and
remarked that the coffee tasted line but
my sister did not tell me / was drink
ing Postum for fear l might not take
any more.
"She kept the secret and Kept giving
me Postum instead of coffee until /
grew stronger. more tireless, got a bet
ter color in my sallow cheeks and a
clearness to my eyes, then she told me
of the health giving, nerves. e-strengthine
life-saver she had given me in place of
my morning coffee. From that time /
became a disciple of Postum and no
words can do justice in telling the
good this cereal drink did me. / will
not try to tell il. for only after having
used it can one be convinced of its
merits.
Ten days trial shows Postum's power
to rebuild what coffee has DESTROYED.
There's a Reason
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, The Road to Wellville."
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and fun of human
interest.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01

VINO had them ordered. Inc company
delivered Buick white Streaks" to the
Santa Rosa garage. of Santa Rosa. Wa
terman Bros. of Fresno. w. F. Hunt of
San Jose and Burtentt & Trowbridge of
Redwood City yesterday.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
GARDNER ON STAND.
URGES His DEFENSE
Sailor Contradicts Witnesses
Who Describe Blow Aimed at
CardOza on WhaIer

Joseph E. Gardner. on trial in the
United States district court before
Judge William C. Van Fleet for the
murder of Joseph Cardoza, a mulatto,
on the whaler Bowhead while in the
Arctic ocean last year, took the stand
yesterday in his own defense He de-
MED the stories told by the other wit
nesses of the fight and subsequent
blow with d scantling, which resulted
in the sailors death. He said he struck
Cardoza in defense, and while Car
doza was advancing with Delaying
pin in his hand. Gardner also testified
OF brutal treatment from Cardoza dur
Ing the voyage and that the mulatto
threatened to kill him.
The last witnesses called for the
prosecution were Drs. Fred H. zumwalt,
Charles B. Pinkham and Edward Top
ham. AS Cardoza died 10 hours after
Gardner struck him, the expert testi-
mony of the doctors was taken TO
prove that patient may die from a
fractured skull several hours after re-
gaining consciousness and transacting
work. 1t appears that after Cardoza
was struck he walked TO his bunk un-
aided and was seen that night on the
deck of the vessel.
The defense seeks to show that Car
doZa did not die from the blow struck
by Gardner, but from the effects of
wood alcohol.
United States District Attorney Rob-
ert T. Devlin took Gardner over for
cross examination late in the after
noon and the case was adjourned until
this morning at 10 o'clock.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
JACK. LONDON'S WIFE
BARRED FOR SOCIALISM
Writer Addresses Labor Coun-
Gil, but Women Abhor Ideas
TSpecidl Cable to The Call

SYDNEY. n. S. W., March sf.-A
curious sidelight on the growth of So
cialism in the ranks of organized labor
was the refusal of the woman,s or
ganizing committee to entertain Mrs
Jack London at tea tonight while her
husband addressed the labor council a
large majority affirmed, after heated
debate, that 1t was utterly impossible
to entertain her, seeing that London
identified himself prominently with the
socialist movement, which they hold In
adherence.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
MISSIONS AROUSED
YOUNG TURK PARTY
Lecturer at Collegiate Y. w. c.
A. Conference Describes the
Awakening of Turkey
Conservation to One Idea Urged
as Necessary to Be Worthy
of Immortality
Especial Dispatch to The Call

CAPIToLA, March 31.-An interest
ing feature of the conference of young
women at the collegiate Y. W. C. A.
conference here is the establishment of
classes which deal with the progress OF
Christianity and civilization throughout
the world Beside the classes held
daily a series OF addresses upon the
work in foreign countries is giving a
breadth of view and an international
interest to one of the strongest factors
in bringing about the brotherhood of
man throughout the nations of the
world
Dr.. Atkinson of the American board
Of the Congregational church and for
many years a medical missionary in
Turkey, gave a most stirring address
today on The Present Awakening in
Turkey" He gave vivid description
Of the despotic rule of the sultan, con-
trasted with the causes and results of
the awakening brought about by the
ycssuk Turk party.
CAUSES OF AWAKENING
Dr. Atkinson gave the three causes
OF this awakening as follows Dis
satisfaction aroused by comparing con-
ditions In their own land with those in
other lands. dissatisfaction due to inter
nal evils suffered at the hand of their
own government and the preparation
gained through the teachings of mis-
sionaries. The last influence. he said.
made possible the uprising under the
motto. Liberty, equality and frater-
nifty"
The address last evening was given
by DR.. Sydney Smith of Louisville, KY,
A guest of the conference DR.. Smith
took at his text Philippians iii:14, and
emphasized the value and opportunity
of the life given to each one and said
that, TO be worthy of immortality, 1t
must be able TO stand certain tests.
CONSIDERATION IS URGED
we must choose a purpose, a goal
worthy OF our highest endeavors," he
said, "and concentrate every energy Of
mind, soul and body upon this one
thing, never letting temporal matters
obscure this great spiritual plan of our
life"
He quoted as an instance. saul.
pharisee. bigoted. small, selfish, trans
formed into Paul, one of the greatest
teachers and leaders of the thought of
man that the modern world knows. and
all because of the choice of his goal and
his accomplishment of 1t; one who as
gray haired old man could write, in the
spirit Of an athlete, This one thing I
do, forgetting the things which are be-
hind. 1 press forward toward the mark
OF the prize"
DR.. Smith also cited the lives of St
Bernard and David Livingstone as re-
vealing the same mastering purpose
and indomitable spirit of life fully
s,1rrend dered TO the master
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01

Buried in mud up to the hubs more
than score of times on the road he
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
BODY OF PALMENTEER
CREMATED IN THE SOUTH
Relatives Not Permitted to View
the Remains

Los ANGELES. March 31.-NearIy
heart broken over the refusal of the
health authorities to permit them to
view the body, Mrs. William G. Pal
menteer and daughters today had the
remains Of the late Oakland banker
cremated. Owing TO the fact that Pal
menteer died of smallpox no funeral
services We're held. The ashes will he
taken TO Oakland for interment.
OAKLAND. March 31.-J. T. Carlston,
vice president and manager of the Cen
tral bank, has announced that he will
not be a candidate to succeed the late
W. G. Palmanteer as president
The Merchants exchange has adopt-
ed resolutions over the death Of w. G.
Palmanteer, president of the Central
bank.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
Mariposa Bis Trcr Grove

A delightful side trip from yosem,te
Valley. Season opens April /. markins
commencement of spring travel to tbs
great grove and Yosemite Valley. ASK
agents Southern Pacific about side trir
rates and details. Ticket offices. s81
Market street, Ia Powell street. Marked
street ferry depot. and Thirteenth and
Franklin streets. Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01

See the Page for the Modern
House Keeper" which appears
regularly in the magazine of The
Sunday Call. Cash prizes are given
each week for best household ideas
and kitchen recipes. Send in your
choicest ones to Modern House
Keeper Page" the San Francisco
Sunday Call.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01
A FEW WORDS WITH tie
LADY of AelHOUSE

Beyond all wealth, honor, or even
health is the attachment we form to
noble souls, because to become one
with the good, generous and true is
to become in a measure good, generous
and true urselves.-Thomas Arnold.
q . . q
Menu for Luncheon Party
Cream Cheese
Beef Extract and Herring Hors d'Oeuvre
Brown Bread and Cucumber Sandwiches
Chicken and Tomato Bouillon
Halibut Outlets
Potatoes a la Maitre d'Hotel
Fish Relish, Jellied in Pimento Cases
Tournedos of Beef. Bernaise Fashion
Canned Asparagus Salad
MarshmalloW Cake
Cocoa with Whipped Cream
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-01

new car made it's appearance OIL
automobile row yesterday. 1t was th'
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-01-06
EAGLES INSTALL THEIR
NEW SET OF OFFICERS.
Retiring President Is Given a
Handsome Gift.

These officers of Aerie Al, Fraternal
Order of Eagles, were installed at local
headquarters, So Market street, last
night, by Grand Worthy President F.
M. Smith, assisted by grand lodge
members:
,.Torthy president, Samuel j. McDon-
aid; worthy vice-president, Conlon Al
lison; worthy chaplain, William Ulrich;
worthy financial secretary, Samuel J.
Nadel; worthy recording secretary,
Frank a Ness; worthy treasurer,
Adolph Heitzman; worthy conductor,
Thomas NJ. Quinn; worthy inside
guard, Charles Jessup; worthy outside
guard, b. b. Stein; physicians, DIR.
Nathan Price, August Mitchell and S.
M. Hirschberg; worthy trustees,
Thomas Dempsey, Frank Thompson
and Samuel Wise.
Following the impressive ceremonies
retiring President John d. Hayes was
presented with a gold watch and chain
and a diamond-studded insignia of the
order by President Smith on behalf of
the members of the aerie.
The Eagles new home in West Park
street will be ready for occupancy
about the middle of next month.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-01-06
IMPOSSIBLE TO
LIVE CHRISTL|kE,
SAYS GIRL WORKER
Cleveland Stenographer, After
Two Days, Finds Attempt
is Useless.

CLEVELAND, o., Jan. 6.-rYou can't
live as Jesus would and be an employee
of a large Cleveland business house."
says Miss Selma McGovern. aged 81,
who attempted Monday morning to be-
gin living two weeks as she thinks
Christ would. Two days of the expert
ment convinced her of its impossibility
in Cleveland business life.
1T can't be done by an employee"
she said. 1.-THE employer himself might
carry the morality Of Jesus into his
business, if he chose. The east is not
hopeless. But the employer-at least,
my employer-doesn't. And it is suici-
dal for the employee to attempt it.
"Christ's morality and business tact
clash. An employee insisting upon rigid
honesty would be discharged instantly.
| don't mean to say my firm is dishon-
est. Along broad lines it isn't. But the
department managers resort to many
evasions of the truth in order to escape
unpleasant consequences.
mo doubt it is necessary in business
to tell that kind of lies. But Jesus
wouldn't. And when l type the letter
I must tell the lie, too. Jesus wouldn't
be implicated in the lie. He would re-
fuse to write it. If I did that I would
lose my position"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-01-06
HAD too MANY
FRIENDS, SO THEY
uEO0EOS SECRETLY
]. L. Nolan and Miss Clara Fit
terer Were Married Two
Months Ago.

The many friends of Miss Clara Fit
terer. of 2o5 South Twelfth street, a
nurse at st. James's Hospital, and Jo-
seph l.. Nolan, of 35S South orange
avenue, have showered them with con-
CALCULATIONS since the news of their
quiet marriage on November 4 last has
become known.
The couple had known each other
FOR years and decided. at the last mo-
ment, to avoid the crush of a big
church Wedding and the demonstra-
tons Of their friends. both being ex-
trenely populhr. So they We're quiet
~ married by the Rev. Father Mat
thias Thimmes, Of ST. Peters R. c.
Church. with only the best a
Raphael Brown, and Miss Freda Fit
terer, a sister of the bride, present.
I'VE have so many friends that we
decided to outwit them ALL" declared
Mr.. Nolan today. Il am a member of
Court Progressive No. 254, Independ-
ent Order of Foresters; Aerie No. A,
Fraternal Order of Eagles; Star of
Bethlehem Council, knights of Column
bus: the Xavier Catholic Club of St.
Mary's Church, and the Dominican
Holy Name Society of st, Antoninus's
Church My wife is even better known
than l am"
The bride is a daughter of Mrs.
David Fitterer. of l205 South Twelfth
street. Mr.. Nolan is an undertaken
with am establishment at 1858 South
Orange avenue. The couple are living
at the South Orange avenue address.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-01-06
RUTGERS FRESHMEN
AT NEWARK BANQUET,

The first annual dinner of the class
of 1912 of Rutgers College vas held
last night in Achtel-Stetter's banquet
hall. The university colors and Amer
lean flags were used in the decoration
of the hall and covers were laid for
sixty.
Leroy C. Wilsey, in the capacity of
toastmaster,l called upon the following
members to respond to toasts: H. c..
Amos, "Alma Mater" F. G. Urbano.
Faculty." ]. c.. Thomson, 1870" S.
P. Marsh, Girls" w. Carpenter. "Ath-
l~etics;'' A. B. Ellsworth, 1872
The officers of the class are: Presi-
dent, Leroy C. Wilsey; vice president,
Richard A. Smith; secretary, Valentine
Havens; treasurer. Ralph NJ. Pitch-
er. The committee in charge of the
banquet was made up of John d. Morri-
son, chairman; Frederick M Fountain.
Frederick II. Mackey, Russell w. Gies.