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The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
SILENT SHOOTING:
How the Report Of FIrenrm ls Eliza.
Inaled.

Nos that ex-Presldsnt Roosevelt u
aieaiinE through The innglea 81 utter
most Africa. disseminating unauspeet.
ing lions and things with bis n0lseiesa
rifles. while q factory ~ Hartford,
Connecticut. IA hard ~ work turning
out similar weapons for those vho
would emulate so distinguished an ex.
ample. perhaps the public may be-
able 10 bring itself t0 believe IN tho
reality Of the nolslcas gun. Yet Il ia
difficult 10 readjust ones Ideas 10 an
invention 50 completely aubveTnlee
Of the established order Of things.
The principle on which the ailenuer
IL based Is that OF centrifugal force or
the property possessed By rapidly
rotating bodies of dying out from the
center When rife equipped with a
ailencer Ia fiFed the bullet passes
through the Slightly larger bore of the
silenoer without my loss OF velocity.
accuracy or penetration. Anyone who
has watched the column OF smoke and
steam shoot out of the smokestack
of locomotive which IL working
hard. the column beginning to expand
the instant II leaves the upper edge
OF the stack and mughrooming an II
ascends, has seen rough sketch Of
the way the powder gases act on leay-
ing the muzEle OF an unsileuced gun.
The report OF the rifle Is due % the
sudden liberation OF these gases upon
the base OF the bullet leaving the gun.
The gases rushing out expand into
mushroom form, their impact upon the
air causing the sound OF a blow, ex-
actiy ns the column Of steem leaving
the smokestack at much lower yelo-
city causes the characteristic snort Of
the locomotive.
The instant the powder gases have
pushed the bullet out OF the muzzle OF
the gun they have done all they can
do and are Of no further use, but on
the contrary a nuisance TO be gotten
rid OF II possible. The expansion
chamber OF the slencer Is placed
next TO the muzzie 20 trap them at the
earliest possible instant The outer
edge Of this enlarged column OF gases
Is caught by the flrst Of the spiral
yanes, which has lug on the lower
side engaging In a slot In the cylinder
20 keep IL from turning and this
starts the periphery OF the column
20 whirling very rapidly on to the next
disk The eccentric motion due 10
the spiral vanes being on centor caus-
es the leading portion OF the gas TO
cut a slice at right angles on that
part OF the pencil Of gas which is try
ing 10 follow the bore, so that the
mass reaches the space between the
next two vanes with diminished velo-
city. More and more OF the column
OF gas is cut off and set to swirling and
expanding until its energy Is so far
spent that II is no longer capable Of
causing racket as Il pours tamely
out Of the silencere-From ''Noiseless
War" In July Technical World Maga-
zine.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
WEST FALLS.

John Nail and family spent Sunday
with Jesse Leatherw0od nnd family.
of near Woodbine.
Mrs. G. T.. Browning, OF Woodsb0ro.
who has been visiting friends here,
has returned home.
Miss Ella Hood spent from Satur-
day to Sunday with Miss Edna Hood.
Leonard Lowman and wife OF Mt.
Airy, spent Sunday with Mr. Lowman 8
mother.
Walter Trigg and wife. OF Balti-
more, spent from Saturday to Sunday
with Mrs. Triggs parents.
Miss Larue Clary, of Mt. Airy, is
visiting her aunt, Mrs. @, w. Lowman.
of near here.
Miss Eleanora Miller, OF Frederick,
who had been visiting relatives here
has returned home.
The Chldren's Day Service which
was held at West Falls on Sunday last
was well attended Much credit Is
due Miss Edna Hood and Mrs L. J.
Kemp for their untiring efforts in
training the children for the occasion,
and the way the parts we're all recited
speaks well for the training which the
children received.
Corn is looking fine; grain fields
are promising; grass not quite so
good, but, nevertheless, the jolly farm
er has a pleasant smile on his face.
Sunday school on June 20 at 0 a. m.
Classmeeting at 1890.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

tive paIIbearers we're Parker N. Zepp,
Edward zepp, Emory zepp, Erwin
Strevig, Spencer Wentz. George Rust.
On Sunday there was brethren
meeting here in town, Sunday school
at Wentzs and children's day services
at Lineboro, even II the weather was
unfayorahle.
We wish to congratulate Charles
Dix, OF Hampden. Pa, and Miss Carrie
q. Sauble, of our town, who were re-
Gently united in the hold bonds OF
matrimony We wish them much
happiness and prosperity
1t Is rumored that the Shrewsbury
Mining Company will come to terms
with the Findlay Mining Company to
purchase the ore mine and b. & W
Railroad. Should this come true
there is yet a prospect of our rail
road being extended to Westminster
VENTS Union Sunday school will
meet next Sunday afternoon at 1.30 p
m. The school now numbers "a. and
many more coming In
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
FOUNTAIN VALLEY.

Uriah j. Babylon and wife, Mrs.
Claude Reifsnider and son Guy, Mr..
and Mrs. Utermahlen and VIM. II.
Wantz we're the guests OF Harry j.
Babylon and family on Sunday last.
Mrs. John Senft and daughter An
ME Starner Senft, OF Harrisburg, Pa,
are spending few days with her faith
er, Calvin Starner, Sr. and family.
Calvin Starner, Sr., has improved
his buildings by repaintIng his barn
and porches and wood work on the
house and the dairy house, etc. The
painting was done by VIM. Sullivan.
OF F'rizellburg.
Mrs. Daniel Petry and Mrs. VIM.
Myers, of North Dakota, were the
guests of Mrs. Fanny Hopkins one
day last week.
DR.. Coonan took Warfeld Babylon
son of Harry J. Babylon, to the hos
pital in Baltimore and performed an
operation on his throat and head. He
is improving very nicely.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
FROM NEARBY TOWNS
CHRONICLE OF HAPPENINGSlAHONGST
OUR KEIGHBORS.
WARFIELDsBURG.

David G. Bale, lifelong resident
OF thig vicinity, died at his home on
Friday afternoon of last week after
an Illness of about three months of
typhoid fever and heart trouble, aged
76 years, 10 months and 10 days. The
deceased was a prompt member Of
the Pipe Greek M. p. Church for about
55 years, holding the Office as steward
of the church for many years, and also
was superintendent of the Sunday
school for about 15 years He is sur
yiFed by a widow, daughters, Mrs.
/. N. Stoner, of Medford, and Mrs.
Clara Lindsay, of near Dennings. and
one son. John Bale. His funeral
took place on Sunday afternoon al
Pipe Greek NJ p. Church and was
largey attended. Rev. Hill, his pas
tor, conducted the service and spoke
of the beautiful life and character OF
the deceased. His grandsons and
two cousins acted as pallbearers
Sterling Bale, David Bale, Herbert
Lindsay, e. Lindsay Walter Getty
and John s. Bale. The honorary
pallbearers were VIM. II. Roger, John
Keefer, Abner Carlisle, DIR. George II
Brown, III. NJ Koontz and James Lam
bert. II. Bankert funeral director.
The tomato growers took advantage
of the recent wet weather and nearly
all have finished planting their crops
OF tomatoes. A large acreage has
been planted. Grass has improved
very much. Since the recent rains
corn is growing fine Barley harvest
has commenced In this vicinity.
H. r. Dearborn and wife. of this
place, and II. e. Royer, wife and sor
Ralph, of Westminster, spent from
Saturday till Monday with friends al
Hampton and Mulberry, Pa.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

lie loves best whose love Ii IS.
There's no fool like bald iOol.
One good kiss deserves another.
Kisses speak louder than words.
Proposals make towards of us all.
The woman who delIberates is won
Where there's a will there's wed,
ding.
a fool and his money are soon mar.
ried.
A little debutante is dangerous
thing.
BE sure you're right, then lose youI
head.
round.
a ring on the hand is worth two
at the door.
The longest way round Is the
sweetest way home.
People who live in a glass house
shouldn't hold hands.
way Magazine.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
MELROSE.

On Thursday evening our neighbor-
hood was shocked by the death of one
OF our highly esteemed young men,
Charles Warehime, after less than
twelve hours of serious illness of
manic commissions, which brought on
apoplexy. Too much cannot be said
OF this young man, who was in his
22nd year, as he was loved and re-
spected by all. He leaves two devot-
ed parents, six brothers and one sis
ter to mourn his loss. He will be
missed both in the home and among
tne large circle Of friends in which
lhe associated He was member of
the Pocahontas Tribe No. 157, /. o.
r. M of Manchester, numbering more
than a 100 members His remains
were inferred in the Lutheran ceme-
terry at Manchester, Rev Flick Of
ficiating. The Red Men conducted
the funeral services at the grave 1t
was one OF the largest funerals ever
held In our neighborhood The ac-
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
WAKEFIELD.

Death visited our community on
Friday last and took as It's victim our
highly esteemed friend and neighbor,
David c. Bale, after an Illness OF
about months. He lived I'm this
county nearly all his life and had
been connected with the work OF God
for 55 years. In politics he was a
Republican His remains were laid
to rest at the Brick NJ =. Church on
Sunday last and II was among the
largest assemblages of people which
gathered on such an occasion for
years. Rev. g. j. Hill, of Unlontown.
performed the burial rites His text
was as follows: "0h death, where
is thy Sting; Oh Grave, Where Is thy
Victory" The pallbearers were
his grandchildren and nephews. The
family wish to extend their thanks
to the friends and neighbors who lent
their kindly aid during the recent III
ness and death OF the deceased.
l. N. Stoner is busy at present pick
ing strawberries, but his crop is not
as large one as expected.
Daniel Young raised his new barn
on Saturday last. The building is
b0xl00. Spangler Brothers, OF May
berry, are the builders.
Mrs. Samuel Miller and daughter
are very iii with typhoid fever.
Miss Hattie Mills, of Baltimore, was
home with her parents over Sunday.
Owing to the recent Illness and
death of one OF the members OF Pipe
Creek NJ. p. Church, at this place, the
children's day services we're postpon-
ed till Sunday, June q. at 1880
Attend the festival at the Bethel
Church of God Friday and Saturday
nights of this week at this place.
.Mayberry band on Saturday night
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
PLEASANT VALLEY.

While Mrs. Jacob Frock and Mrs.
Edward j. Myers we're returning from
Westminster on Monday the bit OF the
bride broke and the horse ran away.
The occupants escaped uninjured and
the buggy was not broken. The
horse ran some distance, coming in
contact with a load of lumber He
could not get past and was caught.
On Wednesday morning about 100
persons gathered together and In a
short time had the new barn raised
for Harry l.. DeviIbEas. When
raised a bountiful dinner was await
ing them, to which every one did am
pie justice. This property was the
old homestead Of his grandfather and
father, who in years past had large
trade in the tanning business.
Frederick Myers Is improving his
dwelling house by giving II a fresh
coat of paint and making other re-
pairs.
Miss Grace Martin, OF Taneytown
rs visiting her sister. Mrs. John Myers
Mrs Edward Hahn and daughter
Amy are spending the week with Mrs
f. G. Ebaugh, near Carrollton.
Henry T. Wantz, who has been
poorly Is improving under the care
OF DR.. c. ". Brown. OF Hanover. Pa
who came az a trained nurse. but IN
the hour Of need. HIS physician bcine
absent. and DR. Brown seeing that
something must be done. put his
hands To the wheel and rendered
medical aid. A doctor IN need Is a
friend indeed
Mrs Catherine Myers is poorly and
seems to be growing weaker
Sunday school this Sunday at / y
IA. Divine service at 2 by Rev ] b
Stonesifer Prayer and praise ser
vice IN the evening
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
.DuBLlc SALE
Il or
HOUSE AND LOT.


By virtue Of decree Of the Orphans
Court, ! will sell, on
TUESDAY, JULY 13, at 8 P. NJ,
The House and Lot, formerly the prop
"a erty of Samuel II. Patterson, de-
80 ceased, situated on the Nicodemus
road, miles southeast of Westminster,
in the village of Louisville. This road
was selected for Improvement by the
Good Roads Commission. and runs from
Sykesville to Westminster. The house
is half log and half frame, z rooms, all
outbuildings, good we'll Of water. con-
venient to schools and churches, about
acre of ground
Terms Of Sale: One-third of purchase
money to be paid in cash on day of sale
or upon ratification thereof by the
Court, the residue in two equal pay
ments, one in 6 and the other in 12
months from day Of sale, the credit
payments to be secured by notes Of the
purchaser, and bearing interest from
day Of sale. or all cash at option Of pur-
chaser.
JOSHUA M. PATTERSON,
june lS Is Executor.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
ELlaiouH NOTICES.

Csniaehsy seihesilst Episaupai Charel.. prsaes-
inN inH ~ Ard D. m Sunday school . Is q
%. kpwoFth sSaSua 7siE y. n. Prayer MrcsiaE
NszaBgssiaF. 3. m.
T.. Em0ss Bennett raasaf
: ?. tehb's charsh sardAya Los Mass At as
~ iiRh Mass Al 70 IAN. DxTipE The uess AAss
"A IAN
Iussph ~. CAastiy. Pastor.
Salem f.gthesah Charrs- 81 Huniasain' . lgan-
aa5 seispi ! ., ~. bfsin~ service Z 3 m 81
Jaan' SUNDAY sehpA a. M. ChlaFeaa Day
seyyteH ~ a. n.
Rw. flstY. Pastor.
csFrsii cl.argr Reformed chsrch =. Bon gafllu =
y = ~ Caitifen' Day sEfviet. Fieasaat Valley.
arrYtau 2 b. m.
Jsfnss y. stsoesifrs. Pastor
Asesasian ChuFeh. sunday serylssa, 30 a m.
liosT CsasssaNhga. 1870 a. ni Morning. psaysF
iAtaHY std Hsrninn iiieiy Conahaanion aA hfat
HaHatsg of us8Nfhi, an D M Evening Prayer 4
p. ~ hrss Sunday u ussnth Service ard ssru,an
ia Chapel
Frask NJ. 0iiaoa. IN D.. IiossnH.
hsfermed CHafvh, Silver Run sHarviee AZ 10 a.
%. assi a ID y. ~ ersfY tRg weeks. Sunday
srhssA 81 . a n.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

''Wot are You breathin so hard for,
Dusty?"
A shoemaker run me out o. town
for most a milesl
'Wot r'iled him?'
He runs a quick repair shop, an
he got mad cause handed him a
couple of boot heels an a shoestrsng
an told him I'D cali fer de shoes in
half n hour.-clevelan Plain Dealer.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
HOW She TrareIed.

How did the queen OF Sheba travel
when she went TO see Solomon" ask
ed Sunday school teacher.
No one yentured to answer.
Gould she have gone by the rail-
way?n
"Yes'm," said LITTLE girl.
Indeed Well, we would like to
know how YOU found this out"
In the second verse;" responded
the child, 1T says she came with a
great train
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the In
dependent church at Patapsco will
hold a porch social on Charles F..
Taylor's porch on Monday night. July
5, An interesting program is being
prepared Ice cream and confection-
cries will be sold for benefit of the
society Also there will be bril-
liant display OF fire works. All are
invited,
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

Westminster, Md, June Is, 1909.
Sealed proposals will be received by
the County Commissioners of Carroll
and Howard Counties at Newport.
mile west of Woodbine, up to II O'Clock
a. m, June 30, 1909, for the building Of
wooden bridge over the stream at New
port. Plans and specifications for same
are on file at the County Commissioners
Office in both COUNTIES, and can be seen
at any time, and at the sane time and
place bids will be received for the sub
structure for the above bridge.
a certified check for 500 win be re-
quired.
The County Commissioners reserve
the right to reject any or all bids.
By order of Board.
GEO. L. BENSON,
GEO. w. BROWN,
J. s. FINK,
Commissioners Of Carroll County.
Test
F, L. Ham. Clerk and Treas.
june II q
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
IN THE ORPHANS COURT or
4 CARROLL COUNTY.
JUNE TERN, l9O!

JUNE Etbas lJvJs s.
Ordered, this l4th day Of June,
1903, by the Judges of the Orphans
Court Of Carroll county, that the ac-
count and distribution Of the assets of
the personal estate of John w. Wilson,
deceased, in the hands of Stella M. Will
son, Executrix, made among the credi-
tors Of said deceased, be ratified and
confirmed unless cause be shown to the
contrary on or before the LIST Monday,
9Th day Of July, 1909; provided copy
of this order be inserted for two sue
cessive weeks before the last named
day in some newspaper published in
Carroll county.
JOHN II. ECKENRODE,
WILLIAM I. RICHARDS, Judges.
ROBERT N, KOONTz,
True copys-Test:
John ]. Stewart,
Register Of Wills for Carroll county.
jun 1921
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
Her Mind Easy.

Il hear you are going to Australia
with your husband, Kitty" said the
mistress Aren't You nervous about
the long voyage? e;
Well, ma'am," said Kitty calmly,
that's his lookout. belong to him
now, and If anything happens to lae
it'll be his loss, not mine London
Mail
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

NOTICE is hereby given that applica-
~ ton for water may be signed for at
the Office Of the Company ct any time in
the morning. Customers who have not
so signed, are urged 30 do so prior "a
July !. 1909, an bills for use Of water
cannot be made out until said applica-
tion IL signed.
CONSOLIDATED PUBLIC UTILITY
COMPANY. june rs e
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18
gYKEviLl.B MARKETS
BY wals n. d. wsriish q Co.
NO. 44so EQUITY.

In the Circuit Court for Carroll County,
John L. Scheib, Plaintiff. Va Edward s.
Seheib, ct al. Defendants.
Ordered, this 18th day Of June, A. d.
1908. by the Circuit Court for Carroll
County, sitting as a Court Of Equity,
that the sale Of the property men
toned in these proceedings, made
and reported by John L. Scheib,
trustee. appointed by a decree of this
Court 70 make said sale, be ratified and
confirmed, unless cause 10 the contrary
thereof be shown on or before the 18th
day Of July, next; provided copy Of this
order be inserted in some newspaper
published in Carroll county, once in
each OF three successive weeks before
the 18th day Of July, next.
The report states the amount OF sale
20 be S22s0.50.
DAVID P. SMELSER, Clerk.
True Copy, Test:
jnel83t DAVID p. SMELsER, Clerk.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

In loving remembrance Of ny dear wife. Grae,
Virginia Orsndortf. nee Diehl who departed thii
life two years ago. June Is. 1907.
sleep. dear wife. and take your rest.
God took you home. be thought II bpst.
II was hard indeed TO part from thee.
But Gods strong arm supported thee.
Farewell. dear wife. aad farewell.
The ioaa to,us no tongue can tell
And whon On earth we breath no more
Wen meet you on the heavenly shore
Often wander 70 the graveyard.
PlUwers 10 strew with tender care
On The grave of my dear wife
Who la susetiy resting there.
You are not forgotten wife dear.
Or ever viii you b..
For a. lonv As NE and rusneabranec last
We Will always think pf thee.
~ gEn HusH6sp. EpwAap oHENpoRrF.
Daaf mamma, how c0uM We give you ID
TIE one We loved 70 dear
Cod lived you 100. and Thought i best.
And tussk our mamma home 70 roat,
~ nha CHtLpREN. hATHEKiNE Afn wAtpEN.
or Gnse shy gentle voice is gone.
Thy warm true heart is stiil
Ard on thy pale And peaceful face
J. realiuK deaths eod ehtn.
Th5 harsIa are ciaapssi upos lhy breast
have kiassd S0ur loyiug brow.
And in ny aching heart : knos
hsvo pe Grace uaw
What h kofus without Vpu
ia ugw fabbssl % .ia flower
The5vs . broken hlstsling hrau
Shall ppera many anelF hour
on bow isFsi yuu Grace aear
Nc hsaFt o. earth can trll
itat jesus loved Rpa iseftrr.
And csiissi gea h15ns e. dwell
~ Bgn HUrHra- Ma ANNA T. NoEaAa.
Cons hgs aos fgrTatlsn
Afsi ROW nv faragrza sy..,s ,zyt ssl .estb .ssn
fhirklnN ~ tl,ose dsBr kanss a71or resting there
iiast ws kngN ~ = ksppicf heavenly cline
Whose dcaH haads ~ VII cl.sp ssnssifns.
~ HEg GRANDMA. afsH. At.E1. cNna.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

In sad but loving remembrance Of my dear hus
band. wko died two Year, aro. June 10 1907
Dearest husband when the rosehuds are open.
And the treea IN beauty wave.
To the graveyard 70
And lead them gently TO thy grave.
For am alone. yes. all alone,
In this great world Of strife,
You are not hers TO walk with me
Through this dark path Of life.
by MS WIPE 2. l.. KKRcliaEn.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

YNHE c. f. SOCIETY Of st. Johns
Il Ueister's) Church will hold socia |
at Mr.. Jacob Neudecker's, Saturday
evening, June 26. Everybody invited.
BY order of Committee.
junelS* MELvA Brown.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-06-18

Register Of wills for Carroll { county
jun 1921
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
THE LAWS DELAY

"I understand that you called on
the plaintiff" cross-eXamined the
youthful counsel. rs that quite cor
rect?"
1T is, sir" answered the witness
quite correct"
And what did he say?" demanded
the inquisitor.
The counsel for the defense jumped
to his feet He objected, mlud, very
strongly objected, to this conversa-
ton being admitted as evidence.
Half an hours heated controversy
ensued Then the judge retired to
his private room to discuss the point
with counsel
Two hours later they filed back
into the courtroom, and announced
their decision. Yes; the youthful
counsel might put his question.
WELL" repeated the inquisitor
triumphantly, "and what did the
plaintiff say?"
Nothing" came back the answer
without a tremor. HE wasn't at
home London Paper.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
AN UNLUCKY DEBUT

Stage fright is a disease from
which not all experienced actors are
free What wonder therefore, that
it ravages the amateurs? partic-
ularly distressing case is reported
from New Orleans by a writer in
Success" The Shakespeare club of
that city used to give theatrical per-
formances, notable for the local
prominence of the actors.
Once, a social celebrity, with a gor-
geous costume, as one of the lords in
waiting, had only four words to say:
The queen has swooned." As he
stepped forward, his friends applaud
ed vociferously. Bowing his thanks,
he faced the king and said in very
high-pitched voice, The swoon has
queened."
There was a roar of laughter; but
he waited patiently, and made an
other attempt:
THE sween has quooned."
Again the walls trembled. and the
stage-manager said, in a voice which
could be heard all over the house,
Come off, you fooi!'
But the ambitious amateur refused
to surrender, and in a rasping fall
setto, as he was assisted off the
stage, he screamed, The quoon has
sweenedw
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
A FUTURE ARGUMENT

If the adoption of aeroplanes means
an end to war, it cannot, according to
the Cleveland "Plain Dealer" mean
an end to some of those disputes
which make life for some people a
perpetual debating school.
Good gracious" said Mrs. Ebbs,
isn't that your husband across the
street there quarreling with the man
on the opposite porch?"
"Oh. they're not really quarreling,'
said the wife of the man in ques-
tion. "They dispute that way every
night, George is a monopolist. and
Mr.. Stiggins is a biplanist."
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19

REFLECTED GLORY

Mr.. Jones was an excellent man,
prosperous in his business and modest
in his ways, but not distinguished for
anything in particular. His wife,
however, Mrs. Smith-Jones, was
woman of rare accomplishments. She
was an artist of more than ordinary
ability, a brilliant pianist, and pos
sessed a voice of remarkable sweet
ness and power.
At a large party one evening, at
which she and her husband were
present, her singing captivated a
stranger who was one of the guests,
and he asked to be introduced TO her.
His request was granted. After
few minutes conversation the host
ess came and took him away.
you mustn't monopolize her, Mr..
Simmons" she said. II want you to
meet Mr. Jones"
"Who is Mr. Jones?"
"He is her husband"
What is he noted for?"
Noted for!" echoed the hostess.
"Why. for-for his wife"-Tit-Bits.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
CHANGING HIS MIND

Come up and see us tonight, old
man."
"All right; I'll be glad to-"
"Our daughter is studying music,
and"
by Jingo! l have just remem-
bered an engagement | am sorry
but l cannot possibly come"
"Pshawl As | was about to say,
our daughter is studying music in
Germany. and we get a little bit
lonesome"
I'm Just cut out the engagement
and come how."-Answers