The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-01-28
Cbistles.

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'of opera gsasses
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issa hagpsit sses siteff Fuf ihf fes
sa. answered Mis sYrpus. that Dies
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and fes ssuplrs I q thit ih'm o'fi
siih NY husislsd
II loa , Sea dollar a1nile.iA iti'
moYushg. So Leave . ga earl
No act il.e ownef ou ihe sifef
ha8 be- recognized i,
Katy Sad Der nl,iher rcbusHeli'
yea maa Ut AL when you are a. We
uiie. east. ms asn. whisFfrei ~
llils Tir, I'm hdgrtarian
II ia be- ever cAsiiFaie be son 'o'
piaylug iruAnii Aoi BE- never i'-o %
Nth t.aem nsufangls4i ways o dong
30 je.s give bin sound AcGln'
Mr. GAs~ell luadingl - John bow
d,d ID, sphinx gel IT, reputation for
ising sisef 6AsWeii-by keeping IT,
mouth shat Tor 1000 years, my dear
Wayne gfeadinR an old book in
which -" books hke 20 This bef'
oins is Just perfectly lovely but Jay,
shs masi have lispei something sstal.
Tbe writer q This anonymous let
W says il il not prompted by malice,
boz i sriilan for your ogn good, sure.
That's Why be wAs ashamed 10 sign ~
mell. said Mr.. s,Aylate for the
fourth time. must be going What
queer deiasionl replied hiss Patience
Come. You're really quite station
Ay.
Elderly Relative--l really think
Gladys, yon should marry young
GLADYS with charming blush Why
Aunt AnnabeI, how did you dnd out be
namef
Florist What Is that sheet OF paper
yaa hayef Asslsisnt-l can't quite
make out except tina. II is blanket or
der Florist Then suppose II is for
bedding plants
Byker-I attended successful
sle,ghi u hand performance last night
pyksr -Sof Byker Yes. ] lent the
coniurer counterfeit dollar and he
gave me back good one.
What do you think exclaimed the
theatrical star proudly. They are go
INK "a name a new cigar for me. Well,
rcjoined the manager. here's hoping II
will draw better than you.
Yes, always let papa buy my
hats. Is bis taste 50 goodi II isn't b
matter Of taste. Papa always buys
hats that are too expensive, ana then !
change them aud get the difference.
Judge Why did you strike this
mani Prisoner What would you do,
Judge, II yon kept grocery store and
man came ia and asked Il he could
take moving picture Of your cheese,
- Mr.. Bliggins never seems 10 think
Of anything that Is worth saying, SAID
one young woman. don't know about
that, replied the other. He certainly
never says anything that seems worth
thinking
He's clever old scout, all right.
la what wayf Why. he's trained his
dogs aud chickens ~ run ont on the
road IN front Of passing automobihsts.
lie gets e. apiece for chickens aud w
for dogs.
Stella (a,thepanol Now that you
have heard me sing, what would you
advise me 10 do with my Yoleef Mabe
Well, wouldn', do anything with II
Just nov. WAIT TIL the man Gomez
around and have ~ lnnru,
How fast does motor ear take
youf Il depends on what you mean,
answered Mr. chugging. over tn
ruads il goes al the same pace a. mot
of them. but when il GENES 10 running
inlo debt - got 'rm all beat.
Sam Sparks oh, yo' amt de only
.e.d "a de sunliowah. Der's lots OF
nddeh gals iiai hab called me sugal
beio' All ebeh beahd ob yo Belinda
sparks Well, msn. # dey called 20
sngah dc sholy must had meant loal
sugar.
made my husband cross this al
lernoon. sald Mrs. caller. How wa
,hatf qaetied Mrs Homer. He was %
The opposite side of the street, and
bcckoned him 10 come over, explainet
the other,
--Noa and that little Watiles DO!
seem 10 play very nicely together, sai'
Iohnpy's mother. am glad there y
one boy IN the neighborhood thai yo'
can gei along with Yes. replied John
ny ! lick him every morning, an'
then hes nice Ia ms all day.
There il no telling bow fame is ~
ing 10 be- acquired. said the ambition
citizen. No. answered the sanionl
person, Sometimes Il comes iron
doing something great aud sometime
from saying something foolish.
Mrs. himms Mary "a was ! o'clccI
thn morning. when yon got "a, ! hear
you. Mary Well. ma'an. II ! wa
you 10 take something 10 make 10
sleep better. hook my shoes on dow
"a the kitchen aud iidn I make no mor'
noise Than eat would. I've beer
kind Of worried about yon tor q gooS
while.
-sllhs Hello, cy What's new dowf
Frog Greek wayi Cyrus Hasen'i yos
heardi Gee' Zeks Weatherby Is tn,