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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
There Was Something Doing.

In a barber shop the other day |
saw a man for whom felt sorry. Not
that he needed my sympathy from
the standpoint of charity, for he was
a well-to-do man, having many bust
ness affairs. But l felt sorry for him
because of what he was doing. A
barber was cutting his hair; he was
having his left hand manicured; in
bis right hand he held a newspaper;
he was smoking a cigar and a por-
ter was shining his shoes. There he
sat, reading a newspaper. Three per-
sons were busy waiting on him, do
ing their best to please him, and he
was oblivious to the joy which his
opportunity afforded him. - Fort
Worth Star
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
BABY'S WATERY ECZEMA.
Ftched and Scratched Until Blood Ran
$50 Spent on Useless Treatments
Disease Seemed Incufable-
Cured by Cuticura for 81 .5O.


Cured by Cuticura for $3.50.
"When my little boy was two and half
months old he broke out on both cheeks
with eczema. 1t was the itchy, watery
kind and we had to keep. his little hands
wrapped up all the time, and if he would
happen to get them uncovered he would
claw his face till the blood streamed down
on his clothing. We called in a physician
at once, but he gave an ointment which
was so severe that my babe would scream
when it was put on. We changed doctors
and medicines until we had spent fifty dol
lars or more and baby was getting worse.
was so worn out watching and caring for
him night and day that almost felt sure
the disease was incurable. But finally
reading of the good results of the Cuticura
Remedies, determined to try them. can
truthfully say was more than surprised,
for l bought only a dollar and halfs
worth of the Cuticura Remedies (Cuticura
Soap. Ointment and Pills., and they did
more good than all my doctors medicines
l had tried, and in fact entirely cured him.
His face is perfectly clear of the least spot
or scar of anything. Mrs. w. NJ. Comerer,
Burnt Cabins, Pa, Sept. Is, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The French are the bread eaters OF
Europe. B N. U. IT
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Mean Joke On A Parrot.

An ardent golfer, by way of joke
dropped a golf ball into nest his
ancient parrot had built in the cor
ner of it's cage. Polly sat with ex
emplary patience On her novel egg
and appeared pretty well heart
broken when the week went by and
she found herself unrewarded. AT
last parrot flesh and blood could
stand it no longer. A terrible
screeching brought her owner down
stairs at O'Clock one morn ng.
whats the matter, Polly?' ne
asked, as he noticed the birds beak
was Clipped trying to get the egg
interior.
Natter" screeched the bird
Great Scott! I'm bunkered! -
Tit Bits
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
SUFFRAGE ADVANCES IN ENG.
LAND

The Woman's Social and Politi-
cal Union, one of the militant suf-
frage societies in England, has just
brought out its annual report. This
shows a remarkable growth during
the last year. The union in one
year has increased its office staff
from 80 persons to rs, and the space
occupied by it's London headquarters
from 13 rooms to 10, besides estab-
fishing branch offices in IL other
cities. Its receipts from the sale of
literature have grown from $4,000
in the previous year to $4,000, and
it's annual income from 100000 to
100000 The circulation of its
newspaper, Votes for Women, has
grown from 5000 a month to 10000
a week. And the Woman's Social
and Political Union is only one of
half dozen women suffrage societies
in England, all actively at work.
The fact that it has sold $40, 900
worth of it's literture during the last
year is especially significant. The
recent annual report of the New
York State Association Opposed to
Woman Suffrage shows that during
the whole year it sold only $3.50
worth of literature.-Alice Stone
Blackwell in New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Gun Shoots Eighteen Miles.

The new 12-inch wire breech-
loading gun mark XII, which is to
have the highest velocity of any gun
yet made, has emerged with credit
from it's tests, and has given complete
satisfaction in official quarters.
1t is understood that orders Will
shortly be placed for the manufacture
of a number of these weapons, and
that they will form part of the arma-
ment of the battleships of the Dread
nought type. Shells have already
been made in Woolwich arsenal.
Compared with the present IL
inch gun mark X, which has
range of, roughly, 16 miles, the new
gun has many points of superiority,
the most important of which Is its
greater range. 1t is said to be effec-
tive at Is miles, and those who nave
seen it tested declare it to be the nm
est weapon in the world.
There are some indications that
some orders for the new gun will be
placed with the Royal arsenal at
Woolwich, where shrinking pits or
enormous size are in progress of con-
struction.
1t is limited, too, that we have not
yet reached finality, and that in the
course of the next year we may see
a 13.5-inch gun, with an even higher
velocity, put to the test.-London
Chronicle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
WISE WORD.

No man can buy peace by selling
principle.
None come on happiness by hunt
ing 1t alone.
The way to kill love is to count Oh
its profits.
Repentance is always lame without
restitution and reformation.
The man who brags Of his humility
is equally proud of his consistency.
Citizenship in heaven will not ex-
empt you from either taxes or service
here.
It's the habit of our minds never
to think of thorns until we are pay
ing for the roses.
A plate of soup may weigh as much
in the universe as many a song OF
sermon on brotherhood.
When you get after the profits OF
oppression you will hear a lot about
the principles Of liberty.
The bigot Is the man who thinks
that all souls go to heaven only
through his private knothole.
The fool has two extremely difficult
tasks, to know himself and to keer
others from doing the same.
The reformer who blows trumpet
Is more anxious to astonish the ma
tives than to surprise the enemy.
We can do nothing better than tt
analyze the problem of poverty ane
nothing worse than to stop with an
alysis From Sentence Sermons,
in the Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
What's Yours?

1t was 1870 A. NJ. in the cheap,
allnight restaurant.
whats yours?" said the tough
waiter, arms akimbo.
We gave our orders about ten min
utes the waiter served my friends,
but left me nothing.
whats yours?" he asked, ad-
DIRE sing me.
why" said 1, surprised and re-
proachful, Il ordered corned beet
and cabbage at least ten minutes
ago!"
The walters jaw became a triffle
more aggressive than usual.
"Well,' he sal grimly, do you
still stick to it?"-The Bohemian
MAGAZINE
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
KAISER PHONES PECULIARLY.


The German Emperor has his own
way of using the telephone. Despite
mistakes, caused by the Kaiser's re-
fusal to name himself at the open
ing of his conversation, he invari-
ably introduces his telephoned orders
merely with the words: Il command
that" and so forth. AS soon as the
chief department hears these words
he motions that his subordinates
must at once leave the room. The
significance oe this arrangement Is
supposed to be that the chief Is hav-
ing something like an audience with
HIS Majesty, and that it would be
presumptuous for a person not sum-
moned to hear the Imperial voice to
occupy the room into which its tones
are conveyed. At the end of the con-
versation the Emperor walks away
without saying "good-by," and the
chief with whom he has conversed
must listen for five or six minutes
afterward to make sure that orders
have been completed. Then he calls
back his assistants and the usual ell
quet Is resumed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
TOMATO RABBIT.

Take some slices of whole wheat
bread, cut rather thick and with
crust removed, and cut into sandwich
shape and place in chafing dish.
Drain part of a can Of tomatoes;
spread one slice of bread with either
the thick pulp or slice, and sprinkle
with salt. paprika, dry mustard and
a little table sauce; last, cover thickly
with grated cheese; put on the Sec
ond slice of the bread and press to-
gether firmly; saute in butter till the
bread is broken on both sides and
the cheese melted-Harper' Bazaar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Use Dogs In Sanitation.

The services which can be, and to
some extent have been, rendered in
war by dogs, in searching for the
wounded on battlefelds, and convey
ing them to the ambulances. have
been frequently described. In France
a society, called the Societe du Chen
Sanita:re. has been formed for the
purpose of introducing this valuable
auxiliary into the sanitary service
of the country-Scientific American
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
The New Testament.

1t is an easy thing to take into
ones hand the New Testament, and
turn it's pages; but do you estimate
the New Testament Alright? 1t is
colossally sublime. It has no parallel
In human language. 1t is the power
Of God among men. 1t is the critic
of our thoughts. And it is all this
because it enshrines the Christ. It
exists to perpetuate the Master
Rev. David Gregg.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
As To Mercy.

would you have the trusts, Your
Honor, placed at the mercy of the
government" exclaimed the attor.
ney for the biggest of the bunch.
STRIKES me that would be sim.
Pile reversal of present conditions,
remarked the attorney for the other
side, and calmly watched the case 60
to the jury.-Philadelphia Public
Ledger
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
A CURE FOR FITS.
The Treatment Is to Accomplis
What Science Has Been ST. q.

The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been ST. z.
Cling to Attain for Centuries.
The intense interest that has been mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derful cures that. are-being accomplished
daily by epilepticide still continues. 1t is
really surprising the vast number of people
who have already been cured of fits and
have chance to test the medicine, large
trial bottles, valuable literature, History OF
Epilepsy and testimonials, will be sent by
mail absolutely free to all who write to the
DR.. May Laboratory, 54S Pearl Street,
New York City.
The epilepticide cure is creating great
public interest, as well as among Doctors,
Students, Hospitals and visiting Physicians.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Somewhat Changed.

Mistress (making an unexpected
raid on the kitchen)-Who Is TINS,
Mary?
Mary-M-me brother, please m.
Mistress-Indeed! But he doesn't
resemble you in the least.
Mary-No'm. But we was remark
able alike before e 'ad is beard
shaved off.-The Sketch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Marathon For FillieS.

"My husband doesn't mind walk
ing the floor with the baby at night
any MORE" said Mrs. Binks.
why is that?" asked Mrs. Jinks.
HE makes believe it's a Mara
thon," said Mrs Binks. HE cover
ed the 26 miles before 10 o'clock
last night Brooklyn Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Thousands tell of
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John
G. Coleman, a prom
inent merchant of
Swainsboro, G a. =,
says: For several
years my kidneys
were affected and my
back ached day and
night. Twas languid,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Horse Sense.

Doctor-Well, now tell me what
are your SYMPTOMS?
Patient-That's just what l want
you to find out.
Doctor-My dear sir, you will par
don me, but you don't want doc
tor. You should send for vet
The Taller.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

ADVISED
OPERATION.
CuredbyLy E.Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

i ouAOAOu VOLT
bly, from female ills,
including infam-
nation and conges.
ton, for several
years. My doctor
said there war no
hope for me6but an
operation. I began
taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound, and
/ can now say l am
a well woman"
EMMA DRAPER.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
To Keep Children in School.

In order to prevent elder children
being kept at home ito look after
baby" the London County Council
AS trying the experiment of appoint
ing "baby-minders," who will take
care Of the babies in the school build
Angs during school hours. -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
When Diplomacy Failed.

Mistress Bridget, it always seems
tn me that the crankiest mistresses
get the best cooks.
Cook-Ah, go on wild yer barney.
Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
SAVING PAINT MONEY.
1t Cannot BE Done by Using Cheap
Material and Cheap Painters.

II NaHnW lie ZONE ny Using Sneap
Material and Cheap Painters.
In arranging for painting. a gooo
many property owners try to save
money by employing the painter who
offers to do the job cheapest-or try
to save money by insisting on a low
priced paint. But no property owner
would run such risks If he realized
what must be taken into considera-
ton In order to get a job that will
wear and give thorough satisfaction.
No HORSEPOWER will go wrong on
the painting question IL he writes Ma
tional Lead Company. 1892 Trinity
Building, New York. for their House
owners Painting Outfit No 40. which
is sent rec. 1t is complete guide to
painting. 1t includes book of color
schemes for either exterior or inte--
ior painting, book of specifications
and an instrument for detecting adul-
teration in paint materials.
Nearly every dealer has National
Lead Company's pure white lead.
Dutch Boy Painter trademark). If
yours has not notify National Lead
Co., and arrangements will be made
for you to get 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Only Dumb Ones.

Philanthropic Caller with sub
scription paper)-I shall ask your
attention only moment, sir. Are
you a friend of dumb brutes?
Shorty McGinnis- bet l am!
That's why l hate cats, parrots and
donkeys.-Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

nervous and lame in the morning
Doan's Kidney Pills helped me right
away, and the great relief that fol-
lowed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Whether warts spread by contact
has been much discussed. A Glas-
cow physician mentions that maid
with many warts on hands and arms
was employed in a certain family, and
warts soon appeared on the hands of
the three children. The youngest, a
boy of five, with habit of biting the
fingers, developed two warts on the
lip and one in the mouth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
Exercise For Sister.

Mabel-My dolly cries if you punch
her in the stomach.
Tommy-My little sister does de
same thing. They're a good deal
alike, amt they? try it every day.
cleveland Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Garfield Tea has brought good health to
thousands! Unequalled for constipation,
liver and kidney diseases. Composed OF
Herbs. Buy from your druggist.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

The water produced by the melting
of glacier ice in summer flows down
through crevasses to the bottom OF
the glacier, and, forming a channel
by erosion, emerges often as large
stream. In the Arctic regions these
phenomena take place on very large
scale. The Danish expedition to the
portheast coast of Greenland, con-
Quoted by Myths and Erickson, dis
covered and explored vast caverns
thus formed by glacial streams. Some
of these caves are sixty to seventy
feet in height and more than a mile
long. In winter the streams cease
flowing, but the caverns or tunnels
remain ready to receive the streams
of the next simmer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Electrification of the Swedish rail-
roads will follow an exhaustive
search for the most economical meth
cd of operation.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

If Yellowstone Park be left out OF
consideration, California is first in
the number and variety of it's springs,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
A,|IE z7 kz:l 3! on: 7 !7I|

The new automobile turbine" tor
pedoes of the United States Navy
have a range of nearly three miles
and cost about $1,000 each.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CApupINE Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-cures
the Cold and restores normal conditions. Its
iGuid-effects Immediately. 1oc. 25c- ana
EOc., at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

An Argentine species of spider
catches small fish for food by spin
ming a web between stones in shall
low water.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

On January 1, 1908, the Metro
politan Museum, New York, contain
ed $3.50 objects of art.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Under Turkeys new regime, the
restrictions upon all classes of cleo
trical apparatus have been removed
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Maryland's senator Is but one OF
seven Smiths in Congress.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Mrs. Wnslows Soothing Syrup for Children
,eething, softens the gums, reduces int]amma
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Wireless telegraphy has driven the
carrier pigeon out of the French
Nayy
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

False teeth of ivory, wired III
place by gold, were in use 1000 B. c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians,
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws,
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

OF 265,O00 immigrants to Argen-
tina in 1908 but 326 were from
North America.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
BACKACHE IS KIDNEYACHE.
Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return.

Only one way to cure an aching
back Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Alaska has been the only self
supporting territory under the gov
eminent.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Itch cured in 30 minutes BY Wooiford's
Sanitary Lotion Never fails. At druggists
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Swedish electricians are expert
menting with a transmission cable in
which a hemp cord takes up the
strain uniformly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

Whether from Colds. Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles Capudine will relieve you.
It's liquid-pleasant to take acts immedi-
ately. Try it i0c.. CSC. and Soc ct drug
sto ea
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23

The French are the bread eaters of
Europe. b n. U. IL.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-04-23
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

other M package oG h and nss
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-08
THE KING FELL OFF.

When the Grand Duke Alexis OF
Russia visited this country with his
imposing suite one OF the places to
which the Russians went was out
est for buffalo hunt. The hunt
was in South Dakota, and Col. Hatch
OF the army was assigned to take
the party in charge and do the hon
ors.
Russians, except the Cossacks, are
none too good when 1t comes to
horsemanship, and this information
was conveyed to Col. Hatch, with the
request that some mild and. gentle
steeds be procured for the visitors for
the hunt. Hatch did the best he
could with the army mounts, and
the cavalcade started from Fort Rob-
inson.
The leaders rode slowly. 1t was
long and imposing procession. Just
as Hatch was congratulating himself
that everything was going nicely his
orderly rode up from the rear, salut-
ed, and said: BEG pardon, colonel,
but one OF them kings has fell off,"
Saturday Evening Post.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-05-08
FOREIGN POLICEMEN.

London patrolemen carry no clubs.
Attached to the middle of the belt
behind is dark lantern. The cuffs
of their coats have vertical stripes,
blue and white signifying rank and
distinguished service. During the fire.
quent showers and rains they wear
little waterproof capes. Their silent
regulation of street traffic by hand
signals is a realization of perfection.
In Paris the ordinary patrolemen wear
blue caps and coats, and in summer
white duck trousers They carry
short swords, rather as an emblem of
authority, but in extreme danger use
the flat sides as a club. In down.
pour of rain the Paris policeman
hangs his cap on a hook in the back
side of his belt and draws over his
head the hood of a short blue cape of
heavy cloth. The hooded cape Is
called a capochon, and in its longer
form, reaching to the knees, is used
by civilians as well, in cold or rainy
weather. According to such times
the streets of Paris seem to be alive
with cowled monks. Recently the
London plan for controlling vehicles
has come into vogue successfully on
the Paris boulevards. The policemen
detailed for such duty wear white
gloves and signal with white clubs.
German policemen wear helmets and
have a distinctly martial air.-Travel
Magazine.