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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Bow Killed bv Train.

St. Louis, Mo.-John Smith, &c.
year-old son of Benjamin Thomas
Smith, returning from a days fishing
on the east side, fell between a
Terminal engine and a freight a at
Ninth and Poplar streets late Thurs
day and his legs were cut off. The
boy died on his way to the hospital.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
1000 POLES ARE BROKEN
Floods and Storms Damage Western
Union $28o,ooo in Poles and
Equipment.

Des Nome, lahore than 1000
Western Union telegraph poles in
Iowa were broken by the recent
storm and floods throughout the state,
and the total loss on poles and equip
ment to the company is placed at
$280,000.
This was the statement made to-
night by Superintendent Leon w.
Ainsworth of the Iowa division.
More than seven hundred men are
now being employed daily to repair
the havoc wrought. Repairs in Iowa
alone will cost $500, 900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The proposal to increase the rev.
enues of New Jersey by enlarging the
assessment IN corporations is frankly
defended on the ground that the state
is poor and needs the money. Surely,
a straightforward admission. Doubt,
less the trusts organized under the
New Jersey law will not vehemently
oppose the plan, for they derive from
the state privileges worth even the
heavier price Senator Frelinghuysen
proposes to exact. To pay up would
be cheaper than to shut up or move.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
offers Big Purse For Fight.

Ely, Nev.-"Tex" Hall, who is en-.
deavoring to proomte a istic bat
tie between Sam Langford and Stanley
Ketchel to take place here, said he is
confident Langford would sign articles
of agreement when they reached him.
Hall added that the purse of $25, 900
had been secured and was ready for
the fighters when they should settle
arrangements.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
sNELLJuRY REPORT
ECCENTRIC MILLIONAIRE WHO
CUT SON OFF is FOUND TO
HAVE BEEN INSANE.
GRANDNIEGE IS CHIEF LOSER
Kansas City Woman Upon Whom He
Lavished Fortune Will Appeal
Second Time-Two Spe-
cial Question.

Clinton, Tllinois.-Colonel Thomas
Smell, who died leaving an estate Of
nearly $4,000, 600, but who cut his
son.. Richard, off with an annuity of
$50, was declared by a jury to have
been insane at the time his will was
made, and a motion for a new trial
was filed. When this is denied the
east will be appealed to the supreme
court.
The jury took the case about 6
o'clock and within an hour reached
an agreement. If the higher court
sustains the verdict Richard Smell will
receive $750,000 from the estate and
the annuity of 5 1900 which the colonel
left to one of his admirers, Mabelle
Smell Mcnamara of Kansas City, his
g~randniece, will be discontinued. This
is the second time a jury in the De-
witt county Circuit court has declared
in favor of the contestants.
Will a Weird Document.
Had the will stood, the legal heirs
would have received, all told, annui-
ties aggregating $4,000, and not ex-
ceeding $1,000 in any single case,
while the residue of the fortune would
have been held in a weird trust agree
ment for heirs yet unborn.
On the date set for a final d~istribu-
ton, in the terms of the will, the es-
tate would have grown probably to
500, 100000.
Two special interrogatives were
given the jury. They were:
Two Special Questions.
"Was Thomas Smell at the time Of
execution of the alleged will, and each
of the codicils thereto, influenced and
controlled in the making and execu-
ton thereof by any insane delusion
concerning his son, Richard Smell?
Answer yes or no.
The jury answered yes"
was Thomas Smell, at the time Of
the execution of the alleged will, and
each of the three codicils thereto, Ia
boring under an insane delusion that
the contestant, Richard Smell, was not
his son, and was he influenced and
controlled thereby in making of said
instruments? Answer yes or no"
The Jury answered Yes"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Saved by Brass Helmet

Brass helmets worn by English fire
nghters occasionally prove useful. At
q recent fire IA tons Of glass fel- nm
one mans head and completely buried
MN ana when he had been dug out
down to his shoulders another shower
u grass came down and buried him
again. He was in a hospital for four
months and glass was coming out Of
different parts of his body for six
months afterward, but he is still one
OF the best men of his companv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Bishop Stanley Found Dead.

Fargo, North Dakota. = Arrange
ments for the funeral of Bishop Shan
ley Of the Catholic church of North
Dakota, who was found dead in his
ROOM, are being made. He was a
nephew of Archbishop Ireland. 1t is
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
BOGUS $50 Bills Are Out.

Cincinnati, Ohio.-Examine closely
your $40 bills, Chief Wilkie of the
secret service has sent out this
warning. At the subtreasury it wa
learned that many of the new bogus
bills made in Cuba have been received
here from places in Ohio, as well as
several spurious dollars and half dol
lars,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Kills Hls Hired Hand.

Sedalia.-Thomas Warren, pro-
minent farmer and stockman, shot and
killed John Wilkerson. a hired man, at
Warren's home near Houstonia. War
rem and Wilkerson disagreed over a
contract for labor matter and when
this was left to arbitration, the de-
cision was adverse to Wilkerson.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
nsoIltarvu FOR suffraaettes.

London, England-The suffragettes
in Holloway Jail who have been max
ing trouble for the prison authorities
by refusing to comply with the pris-
on regulations, have been ordered
confined to their cells for a period of
"a hours.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Amateur Boxer Killed.

Dallas, Tex.-Earl Terry, 20 years
old, died at Aquilla from injuries suf-
fered in at friendly boxing match with
Britton Stacey. A blow delivered in
the left side near Terry's heart caused
him to fall, and he died in less than
one minute.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
soIdiers Injured by ExpIosjon.

Cheyenne, Wyo.-The explosion Of
a hundred pounds Of powder in the
barracks of Batter A at Fort Rus
sell injured seven soldiers, three
fatally and destroyed the building. The
injured men we're preparing blank am
munit.cn at the time of the explosion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
"priesu viii Contest Election

Bristol. Va.-On the ground that
1875 illegal votes were cast in the
local option election held here last
week, which resulted in a victory of
the "wets' by ~ majority, the tenn
perance leaders this evening decided
to contest the election.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Canea, Crete, Reports from
the interior say that many were killed
in an earthquake that shook the
island. The damage to property is
also reported to be great. Means Of
communication with the interior are
limited an dthe reports are meager,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Two Locked in Eoldinn Bed.

Creston, Ia.-When Myran Smith
got up to stop an alarm clock
his folding bed closed, imprisoning
him and his wife, the latter a we'll
known vocalist. 1t was an hour be-
fore they were released. Smith was
bruised and his wife has a dislocated
shoulder and internal injuries.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
county clerk AMONG the Missino.

Chattanooga, Tenn.-F. W. Dulaney,
clerk Of the circuit court of Wash
county, has absconded and
gone west. Dulaney, 1t is said. left
a note in his desk in which he states
he was behind form $4,000 to $4,000
in his accounts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
WhaIebone Recominn sesrs..

Wnalepone cost only IS cents 4
pound nall q century ago. Today Il
costs about five dollars a pound. The
totai product landed from the Ameri-
can fisheries during the nineteenth
century exceeded 30, OOO.0OO mounds
pounds. 1Nv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Plea Self Defense; Acquitted.

st. Joseph.-Edward Fairhurst, a
young farmer, charged with the muir
der of Charles Tapp, a prominent
horseman has been acquitted. Fair
hurst put up a plea of self-defense
The shooting occurred last Christmas.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Minneapolis, Minn.-Governor John
A. Johnson is seriously III at his
apartments in the Aberdeen hotel. He
has already undergone three opera
lions for appendicitis and intestinal
troubles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
prince Won BueIow Retires.

Berlin-Prince Won Buelow, chan
celior Of the empire has retired from
office and was succeeded by DR.. Won
Bethmann.H ollweg. The latter was
succeeded by sHerr Del Brueck as
minister Of the interior and vice
chancellor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Mother Of SIX klIls Herself.

Marshall.-The body of Mrs. James
Stookey of this place vas found in a
smokehouse. She had drunk carbolic
acid. Ill health unbalanced her mind.
She is survived by her husband and
six children.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
emeIich's Health improved.

Jefferson City.-Goyernor Hadley is
in receipt of a letter from Lieut., Gov.
Jacob F. Gmelich, at Atlantic City, in
which the later states he will be back
in Jefferson City the coming week and
that his health has been entirely re-
stored.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
ruIsa Heat Victim Dies.

Tulsa, Okla,-From the effects OF
sun stroke received while watching a
ball game Stillman Bailey died at
the hospital. This is the first death
here from heat, although there have
been several prostrations.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
MISSOURI NEWS
Gross is Board Secretary,

Jefferson City.-The state board OF
charities and correction, elected John
T. Cross Of Columbus, secretary, to
succeed Frank Bowman, OF Lexington,
resigned. The position pays a salary
Of $1,000 per year.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Rules Aaalnst Salary law.

acknowledgement Judge Alvin
Bingaman, sitting for Circuit Judge
w. C. Ellison, declared the law of 1907
fixing the salary Of prosecuting attor-
ney in counties having between $4,000
and $4,000 population at 1880 a year
unconstitutional.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
LIneman Is Drowned.

Chillicothe.-Edward Cornwell, of
Brookneid, Mo-, SS years old, was
drowned at the Jimtown river bridge
while attempting to make a connec-
tion for the Bell Telephone company.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
princess Hurt in Auto Accident

FTTTCCob TTUTt TT FutV VOO'uSTTE
Dresden, Germany.-Princess Johann
Of Saxony was thrown out of her
automobile while driving in the vicin-
ity Of the castle. She was injured
about the head, but the wound is
slight.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

China has promulgated a decree to
the effect that Cinnamon domiciled in
other countries shall remain China
men. We're they eve known to do
otherwise?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The latest aeronaut has a vehicle
which consists Of a motor boat sus.
pended to a balloon. The next Ia.
vention Will probably enable the an.
paratus to be turned into a motor car.
so that any emergency can be pro
Iyided for.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Live stock EXCHANGE Meets.

Denver, Colo.-The convention Of
the National Live Stock exchange,
comprising IA of the leading live stock
markets Of the country, was opened in
the stock yards pavilion here by an
address by President T. S.. Greaves Of
indianapolis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
QUAKE DESTROYS VILLAGES
Southern Greece is Visited by Violent
Earthquake-Twenty Are Dead
And Many Injured.

Athens, Greece.-An earthquake has
occurred in the province of Ellis, the
capital of which is Pyrgas. Several
villages were destroyed and many
people persisted. The material loss is
heavy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
w. 3. Homer Appointed JUDGE.

Jefferson City.-Gov. Hadley ar.
pointed VIM. B. Homer of st. Louis to
succeed Judge Matt Reynolds on the
circuit bench.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
jap strikers Return to Work.

Honolulu, H. I.-All of the Japan
ese laborers at the Waimanale planta-
ton who struck and who made a dem
onstration against County Sheriff Jar
rett when he arrested five Of their
leaders, returned to work.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
nied In vesuvlus observatory

Rome, Italy.-Prof. r. V. Mateuc-
ci, director Of the royal observatory
on Mount Vesuvius, who was famous
for his devotion for duty during erup-
lions of the volcano, died in the OBJ
~servatory,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
session ACTS in BOOK FORM

Jefferson City.-The secretary Of
state has received first copies Of the
session acts Of the forty-fifth general
assembly. 1t is a bulky book, having
953 pages. Fifteen thousand copies
will be distributed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Wants $4,000 Heart Balm.

Kansas City.-Mrs. Rosa Peck has
sued Alex Reiger for $25, 200 damages
for alternating from her the affections
of his father, Jacob Reiger, aged Y.
She has sued the elder Reiger, ncw in
New York, for breach Of promise, for
the same amount.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Chillicothe, Mo.-Ed Cornwelf, a
telephone lineman, fell from a pole
while fixing a wire over the flood
ed district and was drowned. His
death is the third resulting from the
food here.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Prize FIGHTER is Insane.

New York City.-A shadow of
his old self, Terry McGovern, once
featherweight champion pugilist Of the
world, was taken to Q sanitarium at
Amityville, L. l..
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Auree on customs Court.

Washington, D. C.-The tariff
conferees agreed to accept the senate
provision for the establishment Of the
customs court with the senate pro-
visions relating to undervaluations.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
-Four HeIpless on Ocean.

San Francisco, Cal.-Somewhere
on the Pacific, between Half Moon
bay and this city, four men in an open
bot are drifting while life savers are
patrolling the coast to effect a rescue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

European scientist will put an end
to war by means of Hertzian waves.
Now all we need to do is to invent al
armor plate impervious to Hertzian
WaVaI
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The pressure of a gold button in the
White House, at Washington, started
the machinery of the great fair at
Seattle, opening the big exposition.
That is typical of modern life. A touch
upon a button and modern invention
and science does the rest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Attacks a Deaf Girl.

Perry.-Walter Veersted, 40, has
been arrested charged with an attack
upon Hazel Davis, 20 years old, a
deaf girl, the daughter Of Mrs. R. j.
Davis. veersted's arrest followed and
there is talk of lynching.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Galveston, Tex.-So anxious is Gov.
Campbell to have Texas the first state
to ratify the income tax amendment
to the United States constitution that
he is considering calling the legisla-
ture in special session.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Strikers Ordered Citizens Out.

East Liverpool, Ohio. = Warn
inngs to leave town within "a hours
have been received by prominent res
idents of Chester, w. Va, who advised
striking employees in the tin mills to
return to work.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Cuba should be grateful" declares
the Philadelphia Press. But is Cuba
not a republic?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Railroad Declares Dividend.

Nashville, Tenn.-The board Of
directors Of the Nashville. Chat
tanooga & st. Louis railway declared
a semi-annual dividend of two and
one-half per cent?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Sister browns in BID Sioux,

Sioux Falls, S. D.-Two women
drowned by the capsizing of a boat
In the Big Sioux river we're identified
as Mabel and Pearl Meisenhelder, 20
and 20, sisters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Mrs. Miller on Charity Board.

Jefferson City.-Governor Hadley
appointed Mrs. Walter McNab Miller,
of Columbia, a member Of the state
board Of charities and correction, for
term expiring January /, 1918.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Philadelphia, Pa-The superior
court affirmed the decision Of the
lower court in the capitol graft cases.
1t is probable the convicted men will
carry their cases to the supreme court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Noted Kansas city Physician Dies.

Noted Kansas CITY Physician Dies.
Kansas City.-Dr. Willis P. King,
60 years old, a physician well known
in the Middle West, died here. He
was for fifteen years in charge of the
Missouri Pacific hospital at Sedalia.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Terrible was the loss Of life on both
land and water by the spring storm,
Every season of the year makes an
awful contribution to the worlds
tragedies.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
browns, Chums Escape.

Carmi, Il.-While bathing with two
companions Miles Thomas was
drowned in Lost creek, near Enfield.
The body was recovered.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Grounded steamer cets Awav.

New York City.-The steamer Prinz
Friedrich Wilhelm, which ran
aground in the Ambrose Channel was
tloated unchanged and proceeded on
her way.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

When we have remodeled the 16
battleships that went around the world
shall we send them around to show
the improvements?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

A town in New Jersey has a head
less ghost, and the townspeople are
trying to find some one who will put a
head on it,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

A scientist tells us that Niagara will
run dry in 5000 years. Possibly. The
tendency is certainly making great
lheadway.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Detroit, Michigan-The jury hi the
murder trial Of DR.. G. X. Boyajien,
who shot and killed his nephew, Ha-
ronton Gostonian, disagreed and was
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Says a Washington doctor: IF you
would not become a drunkard, stop
eating meat" Dead men do not get
idipsomania, you know.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
Force Open Kuhn,s Desk.

st. Joseph.-When former Superin-
tendent W. F. Kuhn of the state
hospital No. 2 declined to. unlock his
desk for the benefit of his successor,
the desk was forced open. Papers that
were needed were found therein.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

A man is going to attempt an air
"trip from Boston to Europe. He had
better have his &c. @. D." signals in
good working order.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Count Boni de Castellane is coming
to this country to hunt for big game.
There is reported to be quite a tlutter
among our heiresses.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

A Brooklyn clergyman declares that
the rum power is to be banished from
New York. "Good-by, gay old Broad
way!"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Another American princess has OBJ
tanned a divorce, but having married
a prince of the usual variety, what
else was left for her to do?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

AS a result of his first lesson, one
of Wright's pupils demonstrated that
he could fall out Of ar aeroplane with
as dull a thud as his teacher.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Any giraffe which would eat the ar.
tificial cherries off a young woman's
hat is in need of instruction in the
rules of hygiene and good manners.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Cincinnati is trying to fix the clocks
SO as to get to work an hour earlier
tn the morning. That cold, gray dawn
is a fierce thing over the Rhine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The great wall of China has been
traced 1900 miles from the coast
There are traces of ten other walls,
but the great wall o~vertopped them all
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Pretty near time for Venezuelan and
Central American war scares to break
out again.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The weather we have had recently
ought to make it rather difficult for
anybody to hull the duck market on
the theory that there is to be a short
iron
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

In Russia a new rebellion of an ar.
g%umentative kind has broken out
against the grafters and rea%ctionaries
who succeeded the grand dukes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The price of potatoes is increasing,
but this won't bother the amateur
gardeners who are confident Of raising
their own vegetables this year.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

M ~ N.Hs
II you must swing the hammer, use
1T to drive nails and help build up; not
to destroy and tear down.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Would there be the possibility OF SO
diluting that sleeping sickness as to
make it a cure for insomnia?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Cuba must behave or Uncle Sam
will have to spank it again.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Rains vex the city man and make
the country man glad.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

A southern paper suggests VIII
not have a Fathers day?'" We have
1T comes once a week.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

Seashore or mountains? That's the
question.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22
England has aerophobia.

Pessimists are scarce articles these
days.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-07-22

The ambition Of the ron is to
hitch his dirigible to a star.