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Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
HELL"
Or. 7. II. Morris Delivered Stirring
Sermon AZ Methodist Church Sun
day Niuht on Hell.

day Night on He'll.
DR.. Morris, pastor OF the First Meth.
odist church. announced He'll as
the subject for his sunday night dis.
course and Notwithstanding the very
cold night, quite large congregation
was present TO hear him.
Dr. Morris chose Tor his text the
23rd verse OF the 10Th chapter OF
Luke: And IN he'll he lifted mp his
eyes, being in tormeuts. and seeth
Abraham afar on and Lazarus In his
bosom
lie laid down the opposition that
there is a hell, a plce OF punishment
for the finally impenitcnt He said
be knew the word hell was not a
polite word for the modern sinner.
but no man preached the full gospel
who withheld any part OF H.
Hell was a place of intense suffer.
Ing. OF darkness. OF wailing and gnash-
Ing OF teeth. II mad been likened
unto fire-a lake OF fire and birthstone.
Hell was not only place. but a state.
Men and women get TO the place
where they love sin and hate righteous
ness, ard the shouts Of joy and praise
that will come from within the pearly
gates will be their greatest misery.
lie had been asked II he believed
he'll was lake OF burning fire. He
did not know. but was sure IL typified
a place OF great suffering There could
be no comfort drawn from the argu-
ment that the burning lake was only
a figure. because II II were. then the
rality was so TRIBE that nothing else
could represent IL. and that which IL
typihes cannot be less than the figure.
For whom was hell prepared? The
scriptures say for the devil and his
angles but II God spared not His
own. the angles who rebelled. then
how can We hope to escape II We re-.
bel.
He'll is prepared for them whose
names are not written In the book
And the reason that the names Of
any are not In the book. is OF their own
choosing Men aud women stand at
the parting of the ways and OF their
own choice deliberately walk down
TO eternal death.
The closing ihaaght was how long
shall hell endure. and the descript- |
Ion of eternity, its boundlessness. its
yastness when considered by the finite |
mind, was touchingly beautiful and |
grand, and deeply moved all who were
present
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
IN DISTRICT COURT.
Pleas Of Guilty Came Thick sne Fast.
Twenty years for One Negro

The third week Of the distric
court convened yesterday mornin.
with Judge J. c. Scott presiding.
The jury for the week was empan
neled as follows:
J. !. Barron. A. y. Lock. 4. r.
Buchanan. \. j. Conway. W. r. Terry
II. z. Dansby, b. 5. Todd, Albert
Schultz, J. h. Medley G. H. Dyas, w.
II. Burt, Ed 5. Derden. W. X. Ball,
Frank Nichols. J.. d. Grelan. j. $.
Byars, " r. Gibbs. J.. A. Bume. Gus
HIM, y. Jametta. W. O. Hearne. ]. X.
Edmonds. W. l.. Powers.lr. +. r.
Parks. \. J. Tabor Jr., W. J. Lawless.
T. b. Smith, n. O. Boatwright W. II.
Cole, G. \. Carroll. Frank Konecny.
e.. G. Walker.
Il was plea OF guilty day and they
came thick and fast. The following
cases We're disposed OF:
Richard Boone. colored. who was
indicted by the recent Grand jury
for forgery In twenty cases. plead
guilty In ten OF them and was given
two years In each. making his term
even twenty years The other ten In.
dictments We're dismissed by the
States attorney
George Farris, colored plead guilty
To assault 10 murder. and drew seven
years
Elijah Robinson. colored. charged
with assault TO murder. plead guilty
to aggravated assault and was fined
$500 and costs.
John Bowen. colored. plead guilty
TO burglary In two cases. and was
given two years in each case. lie
waived time and asked that sentence
be- passed at once so that his time
would begin without delay and the
court complied with his request.
Thomas Young, colored. plead gull.
~ TO burglary and was given two
years.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
From Willow Hole.
We had a good rain Saturday.
Rev John SWanwick preached her,
Friday night.

We had a good rain Saturday.
Rev. John SWanwick preached her,
Friday night.
Corn Is growing nicely.
For some unaccountablc reason the
fish are dying In great numbers In
the railroad reservoir.
The many friends OF Mr. and Mrs.
VIM. Bryant sympathise with them
In the loss of their two months old
baby which died Friday evening. and
was buried Saturday evening at ;ha
Willowholc cemetery Rev. r. \.
Searcy conducting the services.
The plainyiew Quarterly Meeting
which WIS under preparation for the
latter part OF last week was complete.
ly rained out. and was postponed nm.
III the second Sunday in June.
Mr. Edward Covey and Miss Rcna
Nevil were united in the holy bonds
OF matrmony az The brides home near
Cross last Sunday evening. Rev. y. G..
Harsroves officiating. The Young
people are Of the brightest of the
Cross community. and are held IN
high esteem by their many friends
who extend hearty congratulations.
CORRESPONDENT.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Spelling Match"

\ spelling match" between the
members of the Methodist and Bap.
hist churches viii De- quite an attract.
ION 90 thc skating rims cn next Fri.
day March 18Th, az 3 o'clock p. M.
Everybody 90 Bryan s.. invited TO cone
and enjoy the fun, Tor st will be
great
Admission adults Il cents. children
10 cents.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
upheaval VIII Result.

81 Louis. March l5.-An upheava
in Texas traffic will break out a. m,
Tesult OF The Katy putting into effect
higher rates from the gulf Of Texas
points than 10 Oklahoma Shippers az
various Texas cities wired the traffic
manager of the Katy that n the road
refused 10 grant the concession shin.
pers threaten 10 appeal TO the TeNas
railroad commission.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Gone 10 Fort Worth.

Prof John G. Burns THE depart.
ment Of Animal Husbandry OF the
A q VI. College, went TO Fort Worth
yesterday with his stock judging team
from the corps OF cadets. They will
contest for premiums offered in the
stock Judging contests In the Fat
Stock show now In progress there.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Final Hearlnn N.,t WEI.

Austin, March 49, Final hearinr
before tho interstate commerce com
mission, in which Texas siocRmoI
seek reduction of 50 per car oa cat
%, -hipmouts. will so heard here nest
week. :. n Cowan OF Fort Worth
represents the catilomoH The rau
roads VIII send an array Of counsel
The reduction would save Texas eat
ilemen ti.oOO.OOO
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Poultry Market,

Eggs. 10
Hens. $500, $3.50 and s4OO
Frers. $3.50. 1915 and $500
BroilerS. $500 10 $3.50
Geese. $3.50 to slOO. unplucked
Ducks. $500 to $500
Guineas, $500 to $3.50
BOOSTERS or old Democrats, $50 {,
$500
Demand is excellent for all kind.
Of poultry. Egg market dull and ov
the decline.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
SMALLPOX QUARANTINE.
State Health officer erurby Has Ae
listed the Matter.

Austin March l5-Stato Healii
officer Brumhy has returned from
falfurrlas. where he Strengthened out
the smallpox quarantine muddle III
said the county health officer Of starr
county, In which Falfurrias is situated
had quaraptined the entire town in
stead 9jsrherely quarantining the cases
Of SMALLPOX. He ordered the uunrau
,jihe raised and will have the patients
with the disease quarantined.
The action of the county health AZ.
ficer caused kilograms 10 pour into
the health department from railroads
and persons all over that section
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
TO MEN WITH WIVES.

There are certain Things that men
would better leave alone. the wives
know more about them than you do,
This is probably true OF Sewing ma.
Times. finger reputation IS backed
by fifty years experience. Sing
sales exceed the sales OF an others
combined T. 4. Sa'terwhite, Sales.
nan and Collector. Phone ls5.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Twenty Go Down 10 Death.

Rotterdam, March l5.-The Nerve
sian steamer Mascot oollided with the
German ship Margretha thirty miles
west OF Mas lightship. The Margre.
ths vent down almost Immediately
Twenty OF her crew Of twenty-siS
drowned
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
postponsd Until Anrll &.

Ninita, Okla, March h. Governor
Haskell and seven other prominent
Oklahomans under indictment charged
with conspiracy 20 dciraud the govern
ment Ia town LOT cases. filed a motion
20 quash me indictments az Vinitia
The cases were postponed until April
B az Tnlsa
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Pr.sid.n, Takes horseback Ride

Washington. March i5-ACcompa.
MED by General Clarence Edwards
Presideat Taft took a two-hour horse
back ride Sunday afternoon. On his
return he worked on his tariff meas
uTe
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Valves Preliminary hiearinn

Fort Worth. March l5-Fred Morris
Of Denton, charged with the murder ~
Hotel Worth Of Otto Meyer Of Bren.
ham. waived preliminary hearing HE
bond was fixed AT $4,000. which was
giVeu
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
eat.s Provides Eor Llbrary.

Beaumont. March l5.-John W
Gates the multimlllionaire has re-.
turned from New York where he pro
vided for m, $4,000 library In con.
nection with the new college which he
Is establishing AT Port Arthur.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Celebrates Centenary.

waSAhachie. Tex. March l5.-Mrs.
Elizabeth Payne was 100 years old
Monday, She was born in Indiana and
came Ia WaXahachie thirty.five Yeas
ago.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Conductor Lose. di,Ine-

Francis. Okla. March l5-Conduc.
tor sam Long Of the Frisco railway
was killed by freight train here
Body was sent 10 Denison
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Stolen Jewelry Recovered

OIL City Pa. March l5.-Jewelr,
valued AZ $1,000 stolen last June from
residence Of Emil Koor has been ~
covered
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Mrs. White Dies Suddenly.

Oklahoma City, March l5-Mrs
Frank White. a well known Christian
Science worker died suddenly from
apopleIy
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
THE WEATHER.

Special 10 Bryan Morning Eagle.
New Orleans, La. March Ito
night and Tuesday fair: warmer
Cline.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Notice K. p.

Regular meeting tonight at s
o'clock. Members are urged TO come.
G. W. BELL. G. G.
Bryan morning eagle and pilot. (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1909, 1909-03-16
Corperhesd swallows Raj.

Altoona. Pa. March i5-Near here
a copperhesd snake charmed a rat and
swallowed H.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
BOYS SIGH FOR MORE
SCHOOL VACATIONS
(Honorable Mention)

Dear Aunt Laurie:
M HE silence bell had sounded and
the children were marching into
the school for the first time after
the Christmas vacation.
Joe came in fifteen minutes late.
why are you tardy?" asked Miss
Brown, the teacher.
81 slept till half-past 8; forgot all
about coming to school,"
"You may stay half an hour after
school, she said.
When arithmetic time came the
teacher said: eve will review the null
tiplication table of sevens this morn
ing. What are seven times eight, Benz"
"Fifty-two," PROMPTLY answered Ben.
Wrong. Can you tell, Bessie?"
'Fifty-six,' answered the girl
Fright. l believe it is better for the
girls to have vacation than the boys"
At the geography class the teacher
said: Dan, where are the West In
dies?"
EAST of-Asia," said the boy with
doubtful look.
Wrong. Jane, do you know?"
Southeast of Florida" she said
promptly.
Right answered Miss Brown with
a smile.
Just before school closed Harry said:
"When will we have holiday"
mot until Washington's birthday
maybe not then"
There was a groan from every boy
in the room. HOME GRAY.
1867 McClintock avenue, Los Angeles.
Thirty-seventh street school, grade
B8.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
Hopes for Promotion

Dear Aunt Laurie:
/ am very much pleased with the
topic you gave us for 1 like schooling
very much. The first thing am going
to do is to find out what the lessons
are and then I am going to get them
finished as soon as can, and Of course
1 wish to do that all year. I think if
you do what is right the first few
weeks Of the year, you will do right all
the rest Of the year.
At recess I will play, for my reader
says, Work hard when you work
and play hard when you play" II
Is nice to go to school and do right, but
1t is not right to go to school and do
wrong. Of course there will be some
children who were not here last year.
and am quite sure they will think
about like do.
AS I am in the fourth grade now ]
think if I study real hard L will be
promoted into the fifth grade. Your
little niece.
ADRIENNE DIES MOVERS,
1851 South Flower street. Age 10
Grade 4, st. Mary's academy.
L appreciate your suggesting a topic
Adrienne, but we have already had
one very like that. Perhaps you can
think of another one
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17

MABEL HAS HAPPY SURPRISE
Her New Year Present Will Give Her
Much Joy Throughout Year
First Prize)

Dear Aunt Laurie:
6SO ID, DEAR" said Mabel sorrow
tulIy Il wish didn't have to
go pack to school Monday. I
nave mad such nice time this vaca-
eion' ana II VIII seem hard to go back
and study
The girl who spoke was about -
years of age. She lived in the country
ana had to walk about two miles to
schooI all by herself and she often got
very lonely. During the HOLIDAYS She
had entertained an orphan child from
the city, who had fine time PLAYING
with Mabel, and of course Mabel en-
joyed it.
Mabel's mother happened to come
along just as Mabel had said that she
wished she didn't have to 60 to school
and 1T set her to thinking. That night
When Mabel and Eloise had gone to
ped MabePS mother said to her hus
Dand: Mabel is very lonesome since
We moved out here, and she seems ia
enjoy Eloise's company so much. Don't
you think it would be well to adont
Eloise and send her to school? It womb
be doing good and giving Mabel the
company which she needs" They talked
it over and at last decided that they
would keep Eloise.
New Years morning dawned bright
and Mabel was up early. Her mother
always gave her some little surprise.
and so Mabel was in a hurry to see
what it was. On her pillow she found a
little note, and she hastily read it be-
fore looking for her present. This is
what she read:
Dear Mabel:
Tomorrow you will have to go back
to school, and your father and / know
that you are very lonely with yor1r
long walks to and from school, and SO
we have decided to give you Eloise for
your sister and playmate for a New
Years present. You may tell EIoise
now if you wish.
From your loving mother and ia
ther''
obi" cried Mabel joyfully. "Eloise.
Eloise! Just read this quick, and see
what has happened to you
Eloise was so happy she didn't know
whether to laugh or cry, and Mabel
could hardly wait for morning to come
when they could set off with their
lunch baskets to school.
HAZEL E. CASEY.
205 North Spring street. Altadena
school.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
A NEW TEACHER FINDS
REFRACTORY PUPILS
Honorable Mention)

Dear Aunt Laurie:
WAS very glad to go back to
school, for knew I would have a
new teacher. Again, was anxious
to meet my dear schoolmates and have
a merry chat all about how each spent
their vacation and tell one another
about our beautiful presents which
Santa Claus had brought US.
Dear Aunt Laurie, know you are in
terested in all that interests the boys
and girls.
Though I am sorry to say 1 lost my
dear school teacher who taught us be-
fore vacation, I am much pleased with
our new one. She seems to take great
interest in US all.
Some children were very naughty
the first day of school, but 1 think
when they become better acquainted
with her they will think her as nice
as our last teacher.
We did not play many games the
first day, but we are playing hide-and-
go-seek today, as this is Tuesday.
HAZEL LAMBERT.
1920 Vermont. Washington school, grade
B6.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
RESUME SCHOOL GAMES
AND STUDIES JOYFULLY
(HonorahIe Mention)

Dear Aunt Laurie:
A S YOU have asked us to write on
Ia the topic, "Resuming School
- After the Holidays" I will write
you a letter.
On Monday morning, January 4, 1909,
the school children will fix their lunch
cons and start for school when the $3.50
o'clock bell rings. The children will
walk to school with each other They
will tell about the fine dinners and
fine times that they had during the
holidays. When the $3.50 o'clock bell
rings for school the children will start
for school with a light heart and a
happy smile to keep their New Years
resolutions.
The first thing the girls will do is to
run to the basketball court and choose
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
Holiday Spirits

Dear Aunt Laurie:
You wished The Herald Juniors to tell
you about our first day at school. We
only got one week before Christmas
and one week after Christmas, but in
stead of having five days before Christ
mas we had nine because one of the
girls of my grade took the diphtheria
and we only got Monday in that week,
so we had to go to school on the 2Sth
of December, but I did not regret be-
cause I had to go to school.
There are five pupils in my grade
We had arithmetic and then reading
and then oral spelling and then we had
language. The third grade is always
playing pranks. The only boy in the
first grade was playing pranks and he
fell out of his seat and the boys and
girls hid their faces in the books and
giggled. OLIVE WAGNER,
Lawndale school, grade 5, age 10.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17

know how many times we had 100. 1
had twenty-five and the next one to
me had sixteen. When arithmetic
comes 1 could clap my hands with de-
light. Writing is my poorest study and
am going to bring it up to G on my
report card IL I can. When 1 was in
the second grade the class brought
money for flag and when the school
burned down it was saved. So Miss
Hamlin, my second grade teacher, gave
it to US today and each year it will
stay with us when we go higher. I
will try to come up and see you before
we go away north again.
BERYL UPSON,
Washington school, grade A3, age g.
That was a fine arithmetic paper you
sent me. You may be proud to have
such good marks
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
WORK AND PLAY ENLIVEN DAY
School Duties and Pleasures Make
Double Call Upon Pupils
First Prize)

Dear Aunt Laurie:
"A n ONDAY morning. January 4.
ITs there is a hurry of feet and
the boys and girls are getting
ready to go back to school after the
holidays. When they are about ready
to start, with their books and lunches,
they hear the $3.50 bell.
So now they are off on their way to
school, chatting and laughing about
their holiday fun. When they arrive
at the school house they put their books
ana lunches away, and are off for the
play grounds. The girls go to the bas-
ketball court and the boys to the base
ball or football grounds.
We will watch the girls in their game
Of basketball. First they will choose
their centers, guards and forwards,
then the whistle is blown and the game
begun. The game is very exciting and
the side that has the ball have made a
basket or have thrown the ball through
the ring, so the ball goes up in the
center again. The playing stops by the
ringing Of the last bell and we will
leave our friends in their seats, study
ing their lessons.
GLADYS GIRTON,
Mount View school, eighth grade. r.
F. D. route 1, box Sc, Orange, Cal
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
SCHOOL REPORT SHOWS
RESULT OF RESOLUTIONS
(HonorabIe Mention)

Dear Aunt Laurie:
TT ODAY begins the first week of
school since vacation. When
- Miss Leighton took down the re-
port for whispering not one had whis-
pered. She said that we must have
made a resolution about whispering.
The teacher said that the last day of
school at arithmetic time she could
hear nothing but whispering.
I think if we could help on as
we have today that when the report
was taken down at the end of the year
she would put E on every one of our
report cards in department. would
be SO glad if I got e because 1 got G
in department last time. Arithmetic is
my best study and spelling is the next
to it. I like arithmetic the best.
The teacher gave us some red hearts
and when we got E she would give us
a gold fish to put on it SO we would
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
The Weeks Roll of Honor
WRITER'S CONTEST

Los Angeles first prize $1OOHazel Casey North Spring
Honorable mention-Ione Gray, 5667 McClntock avenue
Hazel Lambert 1920 Vermont
Out of town, first prize, $1O0-Gladys Girton R. F. D. No
Box &C. Orange.
Honorable menon-Beryl Upson Ocean Park Ollie B. Hun
ton, Villa Park, r. F. D. No. 1, Box 1872
LIMERICK CONTEST
Out Of town, first prize, book jamie Standlee Compton
Honorable mention-Nyrl Wadman Riverside; Vivian Mae
Ogden, San Bernardino
Los Angeles first prize, bookIone Gray 1867 McCntock
Honorable menton-Yvonne lie Mesnager 34 Douglas street
Lois Notion, 300 Kensington road
UNFINISHED STORY CONTEST
First prize, book-Gladys Gervais Anaheim
Honorable mention-Elida Matthew'S
Des Meyers, 1861 South Flower street.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17

the girls who are to be centers, guards
and forwards. They start to playing
when the referee blows the whistle.
The small children watch the play; it
is very exciting to them.
The small boys play football, while
the larger ones play baseball. They
play until the 9 o'clock bell calls them
in to study their lessons. Your niece,
OLLIE B. HUNTON,
Grade eight, Mountain View school.
Villa Park, Orange CAL, R. F. D. No.
1, box 1872.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-01-17
A Wild Dream

Dear Aunt Laurie:
1 felt brisk and active on the bright
Monday morning as I kissed mamma
and started toward the school house.
1 arrived just as the pupils were
marching in. I went upstairs with the
rest and took my seat A boy the day
before had loaned me wild West
novel. AS 1 took my seat in school I
began to think of the story I had read
Presently I heard pistol shots in the
hall and big cowboy with pistols in
each hand stalked into the room.
He looked around the room and his
gaze fell on me. Eyer Their one l wants"
he said, pointing a finger at me. With
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
Nursery She Wanted.

From Judges Library.
 An anxious mother determines to ring up the day nursery to ask for some ad- vice as to her child. Calling for the nur- serv she is given Gottfried Gluber, florist and tree-dealer The following conversa-
 "I called for the nursery. Is this the nursery"
 "Yes, ma'am." .
 "I am so worried about my little Rose" q
 "Oh. not so very much, perhaps, but tust a general listlessness and lack of lfe."
 "Ain'd growing righd, ehT"
 "No, sir"
 "yell. I will dell you vat to do. You dake der scissors und cut off aloud two inches from der limbs und"--
 'Wha-a-at?"
 CT say. dake der scissors und cut off aloud two inches from der limbs, und den turn der garten hose on it for aloud four hours in der morning.
 "Wha-a-at?" And the receiver vibrated at her tone.
 "Turn der garten hose on for aloud four hours in der morning, und den pile a lot of black dirt all around und shprin- kle init insegt pewter all ofer der top = .Sir-r-r!'
 'Shprinkle init insegt pewter all ofer der top. You know usually 1t is holdings but pugs dot'--
 HOW dare you, sir? What do you mean by such language to me-"
 "Noddings but pugs usually causes der troubles, und den you want to wash der rose init liquid preparations I haf for sale here'-
 'Who in the world are you, anyway"
 "Gottfried Gluber, der florist
 "O-o-oh!' rather weakly. Good-by."