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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28

And, Of course. indigestion II neg.
lected long enough, brings on seri'
Gus diseases In which kod0l cannot
benefit you. Some OF these there
Is no help for 40 all.
There are. On fact. very few all
ments which cannot be traced d.
rectly Ga impure blood And I'm
pure hlnod Ia always due 20 n dis
ordered stomach,
Use Kodol and prevent Nervous
Dyspepsia
Kodol will offectually assist Ma
ture 90 secure n complete rcstora-
ton Of EoOd dlgestlun. IL does
thla by az once digCstlng al food
In TIE stomach and keeplng Il d.
rcsted, until the stomach IN rested
and can resume iis own work. ko-
dol removes the cuuGe--aud the
effect quickly removes Itself.
When ~ N recalled that Apo
pioxy, Heart Disease. Caucer--ond
even Consumptlon--are due %
poor digestion and polsone thus
tfausmltted 20 the blood, and
ihouahoug The ayutem--tho lmpor'
lancc ol maintaining good diges'
ton a at once realised
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
DOWNWARD COURSE
Fast BsinG Realized By Tallahassee
People.

People.
A little backache at first.
Daily increasing till theRback Is lame
and weak.
Urinary disorders quickly follows;
Diabetes and finally Bright's disease.
This is the downward course Of kid
nsy ills.
Don't take this course. Follow the
advice Of a Tallahassee citizen.
Mrs. B. +. Isler, 425 Boulevard st.,
Tallahassee, Fla, says: Weakened
kidneys undermined my general health
and felt miserable for q long time.
had no ambition and the least work
tired me. Ny rest ct night was iitful,
my appetite became poor and my whole
body was raeked with pain. Learning
OF DOan's Kidney Pills, l procured q
box at Hardee-Smith Co.'s drug store
and found them 10 be just what
needed. They gave me prompt relief,
and for that reason / most heartily rec
0mmend them 20 anyone afflicted with
kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-hilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a and
take no other. Him
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
JEW OFFICERS
Elected By the Tallahassee Music
Cuba New Constitution Also.

After q years trial Of their constitu-
ton, the Tallahassee Musical club has
decided that II Is not one specially
adapted 10 their needs, and q commit.
zee has been appointed 70 whom will be
delegated the task Of framing a new
one.
AZ the last meeting Of the club new
officers were % oeted and the following
naI8es were vol ed upon, and elected:
President Mn. l.. A. Perkins.
Vice President Mrs. Crosby Daw-
= 'seA tatAry-Mr, s. =. Cobb.
TFeastheF Mies EdmOndson.
Librarian Mr.. Y allie Randolph.
Pross COFFespoI dsnt-Miss Bessie
Damon.
On Saturday evening there will be
another meeting Of the club held At the
residence Of Mrs., A. l.. Randolph, on
Park avenue.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
FOR C4TLDREN.

~ The safest, Rsntlssi, most pleasant and
u every way Desirable bowel regulator for
children, o. well ~ for adults, are Renal
They Soothe and lnvigoFats the delicate
lniestinsa, making them strong and active.
They relieve constipation and overcome
enc aecesslty Of the regular use Of laxative.
nthoy don't do as We claim We viii return
ne pTies paid us for them Two Eses,
zoe. and age. -
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
A FAREWELL CHAT.

Interview Between the sess and che
Man He Fired.
Neither OF the partners had arrived.
and the clerks that morning were In.
dulging In their usual bout OF gossip.
"Did I tell you, chaps. that was
leavlngi" drawled the languld swell
OF the staG. whose incompetence was
as palpabe as the splendOr OF his at
tire
Heard you'd got the sack" replied
the apectacled cashier grufiiy.
II answered an advertisement yes
terday for what looks like n irst class
Job" resumed the Overdressed one. lg.
nOring the remark 1--WE pitched ratb-
er a strong yarn. but you've got to do
that n you want to keep up with the
tines"
Just then the senior partner entered.
and all wrote intently.
Within Eve minutes the "Old man.
who had been opening letters. called
the last speaker into his room, and the
following dialogue became plainly au-
dlble TO those outside:
Have you been In our service seven
years.
"No. sir; only hfteen months
"And Is your salary a los a week. 2
eth. no. sir, 30 shIllings."
"And are you IN entire charge Of the
counting houseT
No reply.
"And are you leaving as because OF
difference with the drm regarding
the management Of our colonial
branchesfH
Dead silence and a short pause.
Then the old mau;
"You should be more careful In your
statements. sir This Is a small world.
The advertisement you answered was
for the situation you are leaving on
Saturday. That VIII do"-T.ondou TIt
Blt1.
N-~~~r~-----,e-~e---
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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28

We knew what Kodol would do
before ever the hrst bottle was
sold II We did not know just what
Il will DO. We would not guarantee
Il the way we do.
Il is easy for you 90 prove kodol
the next Cor the hrsD time you
have an attack OF indigestion. And
YOU will certainly be surprised az
the results. Il Is perfectly harm
less.
There can he no harm IN trying
something that may DO you a great
deal Of good--whon & costs YOU
nothing Il Il doesn't
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
Our Guarantee

&c % ycur druggist tu.iRy And grt q dol.
Ter bottle. Then after yuu have ueed ne
entire cunteuts 20 the buttle az yea cen
htueatiY auy, that lf haa nos dano ynu eng
fsolpf, return tbo battle % The Uruhlist and
hr seln fffund vcur m1uey uithuut ouce'
tlua Or delay. We vail then pay che drug.
r|st Or che OUtiir. nuut hrsltntV. alt
drnrpisis know that orr guarantee n good.
This olFf applies a. 70 iarFp tutfle QnlY
tle roHiains ~ tlmcs b. muCa a. iuc niI
Cenl butlla.
Kodol n prpnrrci 90 the lahore
toriosof r. O. Dewitt q Co, chicago
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
COLD STORAGE OF ORANGES
A Clay County Gentleman Has Them
To Go SUCCESSFULLY Through the
Winter.

Mr. William H. Fleming, of Hibernia,
Clay county, who is the youngest
brother Of Ex-Governor Fleming, sends
TO The True Democrat q sample Of or
anges which were picked and placed in
his cellar before the December, 1903,
freeze. They came out in almost per-
feet condition, he only losing an aver
age Of ten oranges in q box. At the
time they were taken out the fruit was
worth $500 per box.
He prononnces the cold storage oil
oranges q success, and intimstes that he
will try IL on an extensive scale.
Mr.. Fleming 10 constantly expert
menting with new fruits and gays be
Is the owner Of the finest scuppernOng
grape, the finest yellow peach and the
finest blackberry that can be grown in
the State.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28

Rev. G. r. Sans. OF Jacksonville, is
the successor of Rev. Clinton Snead,
deceased. formerly pastor OF St. Mary's
COl0red Primitive Baptist Church for so
many years. and who WAS 80 well liked
by all people The new pastor comes
we'll recommended from the Florida me
tropolis. Insta llatiOn services were held
At his,chuFeh Surd-v.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28

Messrs. J. +. Sweat q Son. Of
Grssnsboro, N. c., have opened whole.
sale lumber and manufacturers agents
business IN Tallahassee hr. Sweat
brings here an interesting family, con-
slBtlnK OF n wife. daughter and five sons,
the elder son also being married. They
are welcomed 20 Tallahassee.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28

A duel between Joseph and Monk
Bray, brothers and prosperous farmers
residing near Pensacola. occurred Sat
urday, IN which Monk Bray met death.
They had qparreled over the dividing
line Of land, and when they met both
we're armed. Monk Bray cursed his
brother and then fired at him. JosephI
then leveled his shotgun and with the
statement, IL hate to do it." fired, the
contents entering the breast Of his
brother, who fell dead.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
The Cause OF Many
Sudden Deaths.

tack the vital organs, causing catarTh Of
the bladder, hrick-dust OF sediment In
the urine, head ache. back ache, lame
back, dizziness, sieeplessness, nervous
ness, or the Kidneys themselves break
down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always result
from q arrangement Of the kidneys and
better health in that organ IL Obtained
quickest by proper treatment Of the Kid
neys. Swamp Root corrects inability 20
hold urine and scalding painin passingi Il,
and OvercOmcs that unpleasant necessity
Of being compelled TO 90 often through
the day, and 90 get mp many times during
the night. The mild and immediate eject
Of Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy
Il soon realized. II stands the highest be-
cause Of lie remarkable health feAoring
properties. A trial viii convince anyone.
SWamp-Root Is pleasant 90 take and 4
sold BY all druggists IN hity-cent and
Cnc-doliar size bottles. You may have q
sample bottle and a hook tliat tclis all
about Il. both sent free By mail. Address,
DR.. Kilmer s. Co, Binghamt0n. NJ. ".
When writing mention rcading this gen.
er0ua offer ID tiiis papel. Dont make
euy mistake. bui remember TIE name,
Swamp Root, ard don'l lcl a dealer eel
you something M pllce oI eWalno- Nc1I.s
il yOu a. yca VIII 81 tI,rrtnlei
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28
Surprising,
What Kodol Will Do

For you, when you need IT, But the longer you neg,
leeR Indigestion the you will suffer before kOdol
can restore Good Digestion.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28


akIt. May -, 1900.
nnane % Young people
h1Int ~ Rev. and Mrs
evening last % enjoy
Itn uneF the auplcea Of
Ieal1f EDWorth beag-
I|lIs edItgd themselves
ire fd and street,
various diver
e|1oG l1ife9hnente
olale banana anl
nfekte wefo served Do
eee being furnished
While We didreceiVo
fnf % the preacher .
a'ie oid 20 much 10
good time that We
| accepting an
aue that 81 early
those who for any
present certainly
Wot 8ummoleo 20
owing 81 The 80
"|"" % -
fetufNsd % Ch4lSe
a - ths burg last
Lester, tho handsome
ra 81. katter
quite NJ ffQi1 tne ei-
stack Of IndnsnSa
hle third case o.
~ I1ft Baltimore.
81 Valdoate, Ca,
~ % visit hof father.
M brother Harley,
hfog1er.in-IaW, ~.
wife, Of thle place
$40 many friends here
hle1 % aee her.
berry arrived hons
where ahe sue.
1e % The assistant
Iehool. with Miss
tlpal end Miss Saru
tlnt.
ta aFglved Friday
visit % her father,
Who Is ID falling
aH and wife, visited
~ Hmllh'e sister,
Is alao here 70
ahiowef ID expecting
y. English, from
with Der brother
n9 viii remain her
and attend The
IN Professor Wood.
ne8Qay Q. "a. ana
aon viii not BE- the
al % her aunt, hre.
az Tallahassee, this
ewing ~ the III
Nolhefs
berry - Btlll eating
her garden. ehe SOTO
n(6 besides dividing
m her les fortunate
Conn At TIE Capital
sn,s win leave Wed.
tlel Conference At
surv" In one
leael, but Il IL
~ falling win N.
The earth 10
1an the lakes are
n4a not ~ ready
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28


m s.
N "a
nrrrrns
have 60
SIS tat are
FnlIthassee's Sun.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-28

Subscribe for The True Democrat.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
"Pang-WangIing."
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

A little dubious as TO the exae>
shade of significance. but certainly
ailuring TO the ear, Is "pang-
wangle" II expIesses-well. what
does Il express "A cheerinoss I'M
der minor small misfortunes. though
indeed these seemed dsgnlfed definl-
tions for so informal a word. II
just pang-wans,ed home In the rain"
says n friend OF mine. and | know
he got theI8' drenchel, but good
tempered. I'VE went pang-wangllng
on TO the theater last night" says
my nearest neighbor; and feel
pretty certain they had been blue
over something and felt the neel OF
some small gayety. II would do US
all good II we pang-wangled a bit
more. I think.
A very meaning word Is the
souiherner's "honlng." MY. honey,
I've just been honing 10 see you,'
u ~ not so sti.tcd as I've been
longing" and u Is much more en-
phatic than 1--WE been wanting. "
rs warm. affectionate. intimate
word. honlng. Let me put i into
the addendum. vel. toward the front
for love the sound Of II.
These words are not slang. They
are not exactly-as one hlgh-brov
friend Informed meow collquiai.
lsms." They have place. in Ian
guage. and they add considerably "a
It's color. Just you wait until (un-
der the Influence OF that row OF
hoilyhocks and that noble picket
fence) my addondum Is finished
Then lei the purists squlrm,--At.
lantic Monthly.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
ovEnwoRKED.
Boston Trained Nurse Seing the Good
vinoI Did Her Patients, Tried u
Herself With Splendid Results.

IL was completely Frustrated from
overwork. had no appetite, could
not sleep. my Kidneys. liver and bow
els became inactive, ana as ] grew
weaker | could not retain either medi-
cine or food on my stomach and
raised blood. The doctors said my
condition was critical
"As | had seen vinol prescribed for
my patients with such remarkable
results. | decided TO try Il. After the
first bottle began to improve.
continued It's use. and soon began to
sleep and eat well; every organ IN my
body was strengthened and became
normal. until It seemed good to be
alive and l was restored to perfect
health and strength.
IL advise all my patients who need
strength. rich red blood, and hesh
tissue 10 take vinol. as Il Is so far
superior to o'd-fashioned cod liver OIL
emu,sions, or other TONES. Eliza
beth NJ. Cramond. Boston, Mass. For
nine years a nurse IN hospital and
private cases.
The reason that vinoi has such
power to heal and strengthen is be
cause II contains, with tonic iron all
of the curative, medicinal and
stiength-ereating elements OF cod
liver OIL
= Try Vinoi--your money VIII be re-
turned II II fails 10 benefit W. b.
Mcpherson. Druggist. Paducah.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

The Kaiser's new daughter-in-law
who is a sister of the Duchess Of
Saxe-CobuTg and a niece of th'
Ksiserin, is a very domesticated girl
She is not specially goodlooking
nor is she very smart. but she is ex-
.ceedingly amiable and capable. She
has all her imperial aunt's love OF
home. and has been carefully trained
By her In all her Vows.
Like her sister. the Grand Duchess
of Saxe-Coburg. the Princess August
is typically German. the prefers Ger
man fashions. German literature,
music and food. AS a matter of fact
she has never been out of her native
land. and cannot speak any English
II is the Kaiser's wish that all his
sons should choose German wives
and so far they have done so.-Lady's
Pictorial.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
More Money for Vets.

Washington. Jan. ga bill pro-
viding pay for officers and enlisted
men Of the volunteer army who
served IN the Civil war was favoraby
reported to the house by the commit
tee on military affairs. Fifty dollars
per month IL provided for officers
after they have reached the age of 20.
while prlyates are to receive s25 per
month after that age. No pay will
be allowed II an officer or. private is
now receiving pension In excess Of
the amount authorized. Neither will
any pay be allowed under the terms
q the bin Il the applicant Is employed
by the federal government or by any
state or municipality.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
If IT DISAPPEARS, IT'S ECZEMA.
How to Tell Whether a skin Affec-
tion Is an Inherited Blood Disease
or Not.

Sometimes It is hard to determine
whether skin affection is sign Of
a blood disorder or simply a form OF
eczema Even physicians are often
puzzled In their diagnosis The best
way for any one afflicted is to 90 to
Gllbert's, or any good druggist who
handles pure drugs and obtain so
cents worth OF poslam. Apply this.
and u the itching stops at once and
the trouble is cured In a few days Il
may be set down as having been
eczema. as this is the way poslam
acts in the worst cases OF eczema,
and in curing acne. herpes, blotches.
tetter. piles. salt rheum. rash. bar
ber's and other forms. of itch, scaly
scalp. and all surface skin affections.
Those who Will write to the Emer-
gency Laboratories. No. 32 West
Twenty-hfth street, New York, can
secure. by mail free of charge, a sup
ply sufficient to cure a small eczema
surface or clear a complexion over
night and remove pimples in twenty
four hours.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
HENRY THEODALD
DIES OF COMPLICATIONS AT THE
AGE OF -.
Well Known Market Butcher, Native
of Germany and Long Time
Citizen of Paducah.

After an illness of two years, Hen
.ry Theobald. "A years old. died early
this morning at his home, Twenty
fourth and Jackson streets, Mr.. Theo-
bald was In an accident two years
ago and he had not been able to leave
his room since, but his death. was due
to complications of old age. Mr.. Theo-
bald was one of the Oldest butchers
in the city. and for many years had a
bench on the market.
Mr.. Theobald was born in st. Eng
bert, Germany. in 1894. but in 1853
he came to America and located in
Paducah For fifty-fve years he re-
sided in this city. Besides his wife
he leaves two daughters: Misses Mary
and Caroline Theobald. and one broth
er. Col. John Theobald. of the May
field road.
He was consistent member OF the
Roman Catholic church and the
funeral wiz be conducted tomorrow
afternoon at O'Clock at the church
by the Rev. Father II. w. Jansen
The burial will take place in the st
Boniface cemetery. The pallbearers
are: Active-Charles Smith, Fred
Metzger. Fred Seitz, Louis Kolb
Louis Peter and Chris Burger. Hon.
orary-Charlss Kirchoff. Don Giiber-
to. Ferd Hummell. Frank Kirchoff
John Prince and w. II. Rottgering.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
KEEP CHILDREN
OUT or MILLS
Is Concensus at a Child Labor
Conference.
Influx of Foreigners and Lack OF
Harmony Between State Regu-
lations Pointed Out.
TWO MOST VITAL DRAWBACKS.

Chicago, Jan. 22.-"Keep the child
out OF the factory" This was the
consensus Of sentiment at the open
ing OF the National Child Labor con-
ference. The plight Of the poor child
who is taken from the school 20 be-
come the support of parents, the un-
natural and unhealthful surroundings
CT the child in factories of the big
cities and in the cotton, mills of the
south, were all described by social
workers Of national repute as an arg
ument for more legislative protection
for the children.
Two hindrances to child labor re-
form were pointed out by General Sec
rotary Owen r. Lovejoy. of New York
These were the influx of foreign races
which bring customs entirely allen to
the ideals Of this country: secondly,
lack OF harmony between the differen.
state regulations on this subject.
DR.. A. J. McKelway, of Atlanta. sec
rotary for the southern states, spoke
on 1.-THE Child and the Law"
Secretary Lovejoy declared II was
not alone IN enclosed places that
children were overworked In the
berry field CT New Jersey. the vege-
table gardens Of Delaware and Mary
/ land. the beet sugar. fields of Michi-
gan. Nebraska and Colorado. and the
tobacco fields Of Connecticut. Ken
lucky. Virginia and Pennsylvania. he
declared children were employed as
mach as IL hours a day.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
Don't Hurt the Birds.

Every farmer and fruit grower
should be interested in the work Of
protecting the native birds. They
represent valuable assistants in agri-
culture and horticulture whose labors
cannot be duplicated by the introduc-
tion OF any other forces. They de-
stroy the insects and keep the fruit
trees clean of pests that otherwise
might ruin the annual harvests. They
land assistance just at the proper
time and enable the soil tillers to get
good return for their labors.-Seattle
Post-lnterlligencer.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

Washington. Jan. 22.--It Is pro-
posed to make the statehood bill
which will probably be reported to
the horse this wcek a non-partisan
measure The BIN, which will provide
separate statehood for New Mexico
and Arizona. VIII be submitted to the
minority members Of the territories
committee tomorrow.
Hamilton fMichigan) chairman of
the house committee on territories
does not expect any opposition to the
measure In the house.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
Farmers Union Meeting.

r. l.. Barnett. state secretary OF
the Farmers union. left this morn
ing for Edmunson county. where he
will hod county union meeting
Secretary Barnett will be gone about
week and 1t is his intention to or
ganlze unions in Eimunson and
Breckenridge counties.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
Lurton succccds Chener.

Washington, Jan. 22.-The senate
confirmed the nomination Of Stuart
X Lupton, OF Tennessee. to be con-
sui at Messina, Italy. vice Arthur S
Cheney. who was killed in the earth
quake. Lupton was also at Messina
acting as deputy consul
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22


Does u listen
Good 10 you
Dear Thanksgiving,
Almost due?
Bring the
Proclamation here.
Read IL out
Distinct and clear
While I hum
A joyous lay
OF the coming
Turkey day
Dearest Mabel.
Amt II grand
That the time
Is close at hand
When we sit
Around and eat
All the shades
OF turkey meat?
Light or dark
Both kinds are best
or n chunk
From of the breast,
Wing or leg
Or any part.
Liver. gizzard
or the heart.
Every bit
OF II Is prime.
FIJI my plate
A second time.
Hold. for !
Must have a care.
There are goodies
Everywhere-
Cakes. preserves.
And pumpkin pies
That are just
About my size.
Goodness. as
View Il all
With capacity
So small.
Wish I had an appetite
That would let me eat all night
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

The way TO be
happy is to tell
trouble and worry
to 20 hang and,
having told them,
see that they do Ii.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

"who is making all of that racket
outsider"
Maybe It is Opportunity knocking at
your door"
Very likely. Go to the door and see.
and IL It Is tell him I am not In and
that anyway can't pay that bill be-
fore the first of the month"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
Affected BY the Climate.

"The fall winds blow very hard"
"yes: can't talk straight on that ac-
count"
How is thatf"
"The wind twists my tongue every
time l open my MOUTH
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
Humor ana Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
By DUNCAN NJ. Smith

She doesn't object TO being incon-
spicuously conspicuous when she Is
sure that her gown sits well, her hair
is well done aud her millinery becom-
ing.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
E;tt;ra Him Out.

They haven't named their baby
yet"
"And he is almost nine months old"
''They can't decide what profession
to have him follow, and the mother
wants a name that will harmonize
with his business"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

Handsome is as handsome gets itself
advertised. Hold up your heads, girls.
and jolly the reporter and the photog-
rapher
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
Curious.

"You look serious"
"Do /? Well, was lost In thought"
"Indeedl Whose thoughtT
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

Anything Is a
miracle that you
never { h o u & b {
about and can't
understand, but
that has never
less come TO pass.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

Most men are cheerful givers
when they have a chance to hand
out advice.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22
No Erills.

81 hear you are going to marry a
duke"
"Not much. A plain American citi-
zen is good enough for me-"
How plain?'
about a million dollars plain would
do
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-22

The size of mans pocketbook may
have nothing to do with the size OF
his heart, but in many instances 1t does
seem to have bearing upon his num-
Der of friends.