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Arizona republican., 1909-04-24
Rev. and Mrs. J. E. crutchfield with

Rev and Mrs. J. F. Crutchfield with MT. and Mrs. J. G. Brooks.
 Rev. MT. Nagle of Prescott, Rev. MT. Acuff, Rev. MT. Nelson. evangelist, Rev. R. P. Howell of Los Angeles at the home of MT and Mrs. J. A. Vim son.
 At the home of MT. and Mrs. l.. D. Rousseau were Rev. Mir. Crutchfield, of Solomonville. Rev. Mir. McElrath, of Wilcox.
 $. M Cheek of Tempe was enter tained by Mir. and Mrs. R. c. Shiflet
 Rev. Mrs. Burley of Stafford was cared for at the home of MT and Mrs. C. T. Root.
 MT. and Mrs. Howard kept Rev R. c. Douglas, of Phoenix and Rev. Hiv- ely of San Simon valley.
 Mrs. Lusk of Apache stopped with Mrs Charles Cartwright.
 Mir. Wheeler of Tempe made his home while here with MT and Mrs. T. Bone.
 Most of the delegates from the near by churches spent the nights at their respective homes, and dinner was fur nished at the church grounds. The Bethel representatives were Rev. Mir. Foreman. w. c. Hedgpeth, w. L. Feel, Mrs. G. L. Smith, Mrs. W. L. Feel, Mrs. Cage, ST, and Mrs. c. E. Tan nehill.
 Phoenix delegates, Rev. MT. Doug las, Dr. Hughes, Tom Eaton. J. A. R. Irvine, Mrs. Sparr. Mrs. Hall, Mrs. Cliff Mckee, Mrs. Greer, Mrs. Collier, Mrs. J. A. R. Irvine, Mrs. Dr. Hughes, Mrs. Douglas and Mrs. E. Irvine.
 Tempe, Mrs. McClain, Miss Adams, Rev. Mir. Cheek, MT. eSars and MT. Wheeler.
 MT and Mrs. Cage and daughters. Olive and Elsie, of Wilson district. at tended church at Cartwright. Sunday, and were guests at dinner of sAlr and Mrs. Sheets. In the afternoon they drove down for a short visit with Mir. and Mrs. Bob Logue, before returning home in the evening
 Mir. and Mrs. Garrett entertained a few friends at dinner Sunday. Mir. and Mrs. Asa Graham and daughter, Miss Ora Clay. Mrs. James Graham and Mrs. Bright of Phoenix were among the guests.
 Bob Logue began cutting his first crop of hay Monday which he has con tracted to the Phoenix Flour Mills.
 Hughie Bone spent Saturday after noon the guest of Hazel Tompkins
 Mir. and Mrs. Archie Fitzhugh left Tuesday morning for a weeks visit in
Arizona republican., 1909-04-24
RURAL ROUTE NO. 3.

The country people are beginning to realize that summer is here at last. From the alfalfa fields comes the sweet scent of new mown hay and from the roads the dust raises in clouds when disturbed by the pas sing swains.
 Raymond Percy spent last Saturday morning hauling several cords of stove wood from the field up to the house stacking it in a neat pile.
 $. $. Green was a business visitor in the city last Saturday.
 Mrs. Wm. Graft is kept busy pick ing and marketing strawberries now days
 Mrs. J. T. Campbell and children visited at J. H. HansfOrds Saturday
 3. A. Cartwright and E. C. Mann stopped for a short call on T. A Mann, on their way to town last Sat- urday
 Harry Fritchie and Guy Sheets drove to town Saturday on a hay rack and leading a mower, which needed repairing.
 Mir. and Mrs. D. H. Graham of Isaac attended conference at Cart wright Saturday.
 Mrs. w. R. BrattOn is spending couple of months in California visiting with her father D. A. Williams, who resides at Fowler Cal
 Mrs. Asa Graham went by and got Mrs. Sheets Saturday morning. and both spent the day at Cartwright church.
 J. W. Coverdale, the Page fence man visited at ". T. Barkley's Sat urday afternoon.
 Sam Barrett liked the new gravel ed road so much that he thought little gravel would help his driveway and walks, so he put it on. It helps the appearance of the yard very much.
 NNm. Tossing spent the latter part of last week working with his bees at Buckeye returning Saturday evening.
 Geo. Acuff took supper at Wm. Crafts Sunday evening.
 Rev P D. Gardner has finished the roof of his addition to the par sOnage and has the floor down. He returned the surplus shingles Monday, several punches in all
 Mrs. Fannie Hanly made an early trip to town Monday morning getting there about 9 o'clock.
 Mrs. c. F. Stewart of Independence visited at A c. Gaylord's Monday.
 MT and Mrs. B. c. Andrews of New York left the Dunlap ranch Monday where they have been visit
Arizona republican., 1909-04-24
CARTWRIGHT.

Church services, Sunday the 18th: Sunday school at 9:45 am, lesson, The Gospel in Antioch" Acts 11:19- 30 and 1925. Preaching at II am, by the pastor. Epworth League devo- tional service at pm, subject of les
 son, "The Frontier" Acts 1:6-9 and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21
BRIEFS BY WIRE

Dawsea. v r.. Tho labor supply
hefe o. ample and those coming ln
WIEN HatiRafiWn opens VIII fimd
hard work securing employment
NnHraatsF, y. 81, Editor STANLEY
~ thr l'rfnie ledger has been fined
500 Tor criticisms Canadian lus
vsseasssr. y. C.-shinriss have
advanced g. g.
rsris. MlHs Aufiei white aad
count SHEER Thuas viii be married
April 20 flfsf hF civil ceremony
then in fhe Catholic church
nawssa. The spring thaw has be-
Hun Active preparations are BELTS
Laaaan. IN ths country hnew
th9 tfWth reNardiuM the present
rendilinn 70 the navy there Maula
hr paniH." IL the striking aeHs
ienee % letter from Admiral iara
thaiies hetesfofa rsad a. meet
eaa ffsHetsT" Army ard navy
nfflrefe ate fpiHinE tHa city off
Gals ln thHlB preparations fnah
Tor the reception % the Japanese
ifainiaH squadron. due 60 arrive
Wm.hiaEtsa whe senate has
ruufifMsa fhH nomination % John
w. Campbell ~ AFlEauM a. be aAs
soeists justice % tbo Arinoua 80
sas Nrasst.ee. The scow schaon
sf Alns tufned tnffie ard iusf
lead ~ fertilizer when she railiaad
with the Alaska packer ksichal of
ne spear = wharf The packer
ahf nuf lnlufud
EiF. NsssaA rich gold strike g.
ths humsH KY mines. iu the Pes 81
rneh district seven miles ffam
nefr. IL reported ore has been
tRken Nwt mhAeh runs nine ounces
81 gUiA go TIE ton
Ads. nkis uguhf ~ 90 fhs guilt
~ the fuuf mHh ifWrheA hHfs ~ =
mob bent aNHu afnNHfma tie death
htFf IVES swept aside today When
nsfaF HsstsF lf-ysaFsuld naF
Who Was heina held 10 iail WIfh
the men shn ~srs hanged. eun-
fsfrd the officer
EIy. xsv faahsfr have raised the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21

spaksns. Prosecuting Attorney
NuEh nnd IepufY lehu Felletsr
Wnfr charged alth runfNmrf ~
court today hafofs fudNs Hunsk
for refusing % answer questions re-.
EafHinN TIE faklHg % notsn lu khn
sfaud jury iuNsHgiNnfioN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21
MORE MONEY FOR
FIGHT ON COLONY

AZ the meeting held az the Seattle
seminary last uisht the people from
tho northwest slope Of Queen Anne
MN contributed an additional tgao
90 fEhi tho plan 81 establishing d
tuberculosis camp on the Pfuach
tract ~ ground
n was stated that the case would
De carried through all the courts
u necessary. Ia order 10 prevont the
coming ~ the white plague city
Committees were appointed Go con
unue TIE work uf soliciting funds
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21
THERE WILL BE NO
FREE PASSES

eept 10 persons employed on the
Rrounds
This rule has just been approved
hy ihe executive committee
Most anyone would not hesitate
20 pay 10 cents 60 pass into one of
the many amusement pnrhn dufinE
the summer months The band con p
certu arc worth the price ~ ad-
mission,
The coupon books contain 100
tickets. good FOR use any time. eth
or before o. after thr gates upru.
The books are sold for $40.
Every hank in the city ~ mn agent
for the coupon books, ana they nrr
selling rapidly The sale IN "a be-
limited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21

The question u establishing an
open air aolarium Cor ihe treatment
~ tuberculosis on the roof ~ the
municipal building IL now being con-
Hldrred by Health Commissioner
cfichton Various people and 500
cietieH Interested IN fighting the
great white plague have talked uhe
matter over with Dr Crithtou. urg
ing that accommodation be- ar.
ranged tp care Tor these sufferers
on the roof ~ she building The
cost N such improvements az would
bc necessary would aggregate ~. 900.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21

price of bread Go Sc cents a loaf
Aipias fsfsFH, saaaf Lowe. Cal.
o. Made Insane - the altitude
well dressed tourist. whose Identity
cannot be learned. created terror
am"rF tho quests and attaches o.
the Inn The temporarily erased
man tang and danced Dr. Gle BRINK
q pfnripife more than 600 feet
hlHh before tte dozen hnfror.
stricken men aHd women ~ tie
So .efn tetHHda before finally taken.
Portland Or oregon railroad
meh nft playing hide-hnd seek
hAuis With subpoena aeffNfH who
afr TWINS f9 locate them a. Insure
theif presence aH uitneHafa ln the
forthcoming hraffHg brought hY fha
government o. dissolve tha merger
~ iht Southern Pacific and rnlon
Pacific falifua0H rruterdluHa NlII
begin here MhN 81
sp"hans. ThfH ritY will compete
Mitu haAtefn mills tu the usanH-
faf ture ~ paper II plans under con.
liberation here hH fha Chamber ~
Commerce mafHriaIiEa THE move.
wenf was started by IS ~ Good
enough prominent paper maHu-
q ipFef and capitalist II AppieIon
VIE
ashfastsa ~ II Hartman
may build ffs proposed railroad
through thN NeHfEutea canyon and
Control oregon. huf no iine munt
he lost in launching thn project
This o. fAr huhatamHN 90 a Fnlina
}ust made hF Secretary 81 the In
tgft1f ttAiiiHNer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-21
ALL MUST PAY TO sac THE
A-Y-P. FAIR, BUT COST
10 sMALL.

Two international csposltions ia
recent years have proven financial
failures
IN both Instances II was diHcov
cred thet the. "freo parH habit had
hcnn the death blow 20 enterprises
planned and huiidrd 90 register the
proErcHa Of great nation
The Alaska Yukon paclfic expo.
Hiilun ~ going TO be- unique IN many
ways
No passes are Ca be issued. ex-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
MEASURING RAiNDRoPs.

Simple Method by Whieh Size Of q
Drop May 7e=Detsrminsd.
You would think it impossible to
measure the size Of raindrops as they
come stfeaking downward from the
gray clouds and seem to disappear in
minute flashes Of silver on the pare
ment. Yet science has devised a plan
by means Of which the volume OF each
drop can besaecurateay determined
(! A broad metal tray Is filled with
loose -four to the depth Of about two
inches. Then, carefully covered, it is
carried out into the shower the size OF
whose drops it is desired to measure.
The cover is suddenly removed. the
surface of the flour is exposed for
about four seconds, then is again shell
tered and carried indoors. where, an
examination can be made at leisure.
What happens is that the drops
which fall upon the loose flour, al
though they spatter a little. retain for
the most part their spherical shape.
Within a few minutes they have alb
sorbed enough Of the soft -four tc
make them semi-solid. and within two
hours they have hardened into pellets
Of a size that can be handled and
measured.
Use Of this simple and clever device
has established beyond question thu
old theory that the farther drop fails
the larger it is5-chicdgo News.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

noon dresses with high necks. The
guests will remove their wraps in
some one Of the upstairs rooms made
ready for their reception. but retain
their hats. Gloves may be left with
the wraps.
= - =
Mrs John Thompson and son, Mas
ter John, Jr., of Cleveland. Ohio. are
guests of friends and relatives in this
city. The Thompsons are former res
idents OF this city.
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An informal dinner company was
given by Misses Bessie and Bertha
Whitridge at their home on South
Eighth street, in honor of Mrs. Abbie
Needham OF Charleston. West Virgin.
la, who is the guest of DR.. and Mrs.
Samuel e. Smith.
y = -
A very prettily appointed dinner
company was given recently by Mr.
and Mrs. William A. Bond at their
home, 100 South Fifteenth street. Red
carnations and lilies of the valley
were used in appointing the table.
There were about twenty guests in at
tendance. Dinner in five courses was
served.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
CLUB NOTES

The program for the Sixth District
Convention Of Women's Clubs to be
held at Greenfield, Ind, Wednesday
May twenty-sixth, at the Bradley M
r. church is as follows:
10: 3O-Music Miss Grace Anderson
Invocation. ....... Rev. c.. e. Line
10:40-Welcome. Mrs. Lucy Binford
10: SOL Response.
Mrs. Virginia Meredith
11:00-President's Greetings. .......
Mrs Jessica McFarlan
II: 10-Needs of Sixth District. 80.
.... Mrs. Minnie B. Mitchell
Quartette.
Il 20-Two Minutes Report of Clubs
OF District.
Lunch-12 O'Clock
1:15-Quartette, Misses Moxley, Mon.
ger, Justice, Ham.
l1:25-State Organization ........
Mrs. Frances Major
1: 40-Reading from Riley ...
......W William A. Hough
1:5O-District Reports continued.
1850 Reports Of Federated Clubs,
(Connersville. Shelbyville. Knights.
town and Greenfeld).
2: So Organization Of District. 49,.
Mrs. E. C. Earl
3:00-Dpen Parliament. led by Mrs,
Grace Julian Clark:
"Our Health" Dr. Martha Griffith
Home Economic Club. .....
....... Mrs. Frank Land, Richmond
"Our Boys and Girls" 49,.
...... Mrs Estelle NJ. Ochiltree
The Issues Of the Coming Con.
vention.'
Report of National Mothers Meet.
ing at New Orleans. ............
.............M Mrs. F. T. McWhirter
400 High Tea at the home Of the
President of Greenfield Federated
Clubs. Mrs. Nathan Binford, corner
Noble and North streets.
The Greenfield Tribune speaks in
part as follows concerning the affair
The Second Annual Convention OF
the Literary Clubs of the Sixth Con.
gressional District, will meet at the
Bradley NJ E. church, Wednesday
May 26th. The program is very inter.
esting and profitable and will be
pleasant for all who go. There will
be a large number OF visitors present
who win be taken care OF by the club
ladies Of this city, who are endeavor.
ing to make it very pleasant day for
them"
1t Is desired that Wayne county be
well represented. All club women of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

Mrs. Mary East is said to have been
the pioneer woman in England to hold
some Of the Offices as to which wo-
mems eligibility is now in dispute. but
she was elected because she disguised
herself as q man. For thirty-six years
this remarkable woman. while mas
querading asa man and acting as land
lord Of the White House inn at Pop
lar. served assiduously on juries and
in parish Offices. In 1744 she was
head borough" in 1852 overseer Of
the poor. When her sex was finally
discovered she retired to private life
with the competence she had acquired
as an innk eener
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
4 sAsHFuL loya.

TIE Prefoseor Wae . oAy V9ooses -
FiaaIiy Get tsss lsdy.
DR.. Haldane. &C 90 time q. pUo1nDoe
Of Ct. Andrewe university. Was vsey
shy man. THIS latter faillng proFeaAed
him from asking any lady to become
his wife until be waa well advanced
In life.
Hcwevce. he plucked mp courage oDo
day. redecorased his house and went
to call on the object Of hts aiFeetions.
The lady. seeing the doctors embar>
rnssmene. opened IRE. .'Weea. doctor.
haze ye got through a your papssing
and I.aintin. get: I'm told your new
carpets are just beautifu'. They cay
the pattern o the dining room chairs
Is just quite out q the way. In shere.
that everything alOot the house b JUST
perfect"
Herr was q providential opening 10
was not such a goose Al 70 overlook
He advanced his chair. sided toward
her. simrerinY the while. rnissd hts
eyes furtiveIy to her face and said.
with gentle infection Of his voice
which no ear but \ wilifully deaf one
could have misinferrreted: Ma. m.
Miss Jane. it's no quite perfect lt
Gamma he quite that 10 long a there's
one thing wautinG."
And what can that bey' asked the
impertnrbabie spinster.
Utterly thrown an his beam euds by
her wi!lfsli blindness to his meaning.
the poor doctor BRAT a hasty retreat.
drew hack his chair from its danErs-
GUS proximity. caught up his hat and
In tones OF hlishted hope CAPPED Torch
his declaration In these words: Eth.
dear. eh, Well I'm SURE: The thing
wanting 10 a-a-a-sidebOard."
However she married him After all
London a nswer&
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

young noblew"n,an whom vinceazo had
WOOed In vain. One ulght CrSehfon.
walking hOms, through the seseees.
piayin. rs he went afonx ON his guitar.
was suddenly attacked by stx MASKED
men. He nunS away the xuifss. drew
his sword and quickiy Killed two Of
hix antagonists. put two nsure b flight
and disarmed the leader. The Isxters
mask fell on. II MAS the y0anS Ouke
Vinccuzo. Cr.ch.on dropped or his
knee and presented his own sweea 10
hia pu1,si. The dake took II and shg,sst
It thrnnSh t'rr!.soa's body. He fsll
on his back re-'t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
Mountain Maeaeto.

Mountain Ma9net0.
Investigations in connection with the
volcano called the Puy de Dome. in
central France. have brought out the
curious fact that the mountain Is mag.
netized not merely at certain points.
but as whole, the top Of the dome
acting as a south magnetic pole. Sin
gulariy enough. similar observations
on the Kaiserstuhl. q mountain in Ger.
many. indicate that It possesses q
north magnetic pole At its summit
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

tie Course From the univesoiesee In,
Everyday Life.

lts Course From the Univsssitses lwee
Everyday Life
The word bachelor n,eana originally
cowboy" youth who looked AFTER
the COW. from the low Latin bacea
and through the classical Latin vaccA
In course Of time the term was CIV
eh In scorn to voluntarily uuwe0ded
men by ladies who had sharp tongues.
The word wns taken over by the uni-
versities In the middle ages. and the
degree OF bachelor waa not supposed
to be given to any man who had en-
tered into the state Of matrimouy.
The word fellow has bad . some
what similar fate as far as the ladies
and the universities were conceened.
The universities Of Oxford and Cam
bridge. to name but two. graat fellow
ships worth from $500 to $1,000 per
annum 1T the various colleges to uu-
married honor graduates OF high dis
dnctiou. II q fellow should enter
into matrimony he still loses or for
feits his fellowship Al the fellows"
were senesally men Of apparent opn-
lcnce or at least comfort In regard TO
living and dress. they readily attracted
the Attentions Of ladies Who were Think
ing of settling down In life. When
an acquaintanceship was formed be-
tween fellow" and q marriageble
lady things usually vent very delight
fully until rhe fair xchemer discovered
the academic status 0f the man Then
the expression Pooh he ia Y fellow
cnuH> v~pv m turallv IN f.ae Ilnn AuA
so 1t crept into secular or lay life and
begat its unkind meaning. But. Of
course. II the graduate was willing 10
sacrifice his Fellowship and In emolu-
me0ts for the sake OF tho fair lady's
lovely eyes and favors-why. be be-
came good fellow which q horse
Of totally different coiof.-New York
World
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

Whist M Said.
A genflemon and his son we're walk
ms down . street thu othrr day. Al
they passed By the eye hoapitai rhe
sO0 said:
What h that place. dad?''
That. my aon." he replied - The
ophthalmic hospital
whats thu: forr' the little fellow
inquired
Why the fatl,er said. that = fer
:e0ple who suffer wifh sheir eyeA"
why don't you 60 thereT ~ asked
his dad.
Il dent have any trouble With my
eyeA Why should 20 therer
The son then answered:
II heard INA tell the nexf door neigh.
Dor that you we're pearly blind lass
night"
No~ his ma won't let him IN ont
with ais father any more.-London Tit
Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

MAKING Up THE CKNTACR.i
or paper is pinned to the rear end OF
the cover. The first player should hold
bow and arrow and have cloak
thrown loosely over his shoulder. az
shown in Fig. 2 Imitation hoofs of
pasteboard may be made and fastened
over the shoes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
A Riddle.

A Riddle.
What, is that which will go up
pipe down. but will not go down a.
pipe up, or will go down pipe down.
but not up pipe up. and yet when 1t
has gone up pipe or down a pipe
will 60 up or down? Answet-An um,
brella. ....
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
A Rirdssye View.

A Birdssye visw.
Birdie. birdie, on the tres y
Singing sweetiy ~ can be.
What have you to make you 70
Happy should like to know.
Says Birdie. I've a roomy nest.
With all the dear ones love best.
And Of the lovely landscape, too,
] find have q 'birt1seye view"
-Phiiadeiphias Record.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

Special sale on all Pattern
and Trimmed Hats for the
next 10 days. Mute Millinery
.cn 22&24
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
4 LINadANI INJURED
Fred Carroll Falls From Pole
Today and Breaks
His Leg.
INJURY is NOT SERIOUS

Fred Carroll of Converse, Ind. en-
ployed as lineman by the c., c. & L.
railroad, was painfully injured this
morning by falling from pole on the
railroad right of way near the Rich.
mond Abattoir plant His left leg was
broken between the knee and the ank.
lie and he was removed to the hospital
for treatment. Carroll was working
on the pole to place supporting guy
wire. While attempting to remove the
supporting pole it slipped and he was
hurled to the ground.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

Cottage prayer meeting will be held
Tuesday evening at the home OF A. j.
Black. S23 Lincoln street
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

Thursday afternoon. Mrs. Harry
Shaw and Mrs. Richard Van SAINT will
entertain members of whist club at
the apartments of the former in the
Reed flats.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

The Central aid society of the First
Christian church will give an enter
tainment entitled The Old Maids
Convention" at the church, Wednes.
day evening, June ninth.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
- = =

A meeting of the Mary F. Thomas
w. c. T. U. was held this afternoon in
the dome room of the Morrison-Reeyes
library.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24
A Few Timely pen,ts.

~ rev tI"osy O0Uxos
Don't so out in. the woods to ny q
kite. Only birds fly there.
Don't climb trees after Strawberries
Don't try swimming in muddy
creek.
Don't smile at a strange bull.
Don't. try to catch a whale with q
bent pin.
Don't cry like goose II q goose
cries at you.
Don't get angry after going to bed
after the chickens to be awakened by
the rooster
Don't use the barn roof for tobcg-
gnn slide. You mag end the shingles
rough.
Don't eat up your picnic lunch -
fore you start out.
Don't sit under the tree and wait -
the weathercocs to crow.
Don't expect to ind straws In q dish
Of Strawberries.
Don't try to- pick geese from the
Gooseberry bush.
s- The Pup Didn'e Mind.
Uncle CaIeb-Have you named your
dog yet. Clarence?
Little Clarence-Yes. sir; I called
him sitter you.
Unele Caleb-That isn't compliment
tary.
Little Clarence-Oh. well, he hasn't
got senEe enough to care
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

PALLADIUM WANT ADS. PAR.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-24

The ladies of Grace NJ. e. church
have arranged for most unique en-
tertainment. 1t is in the nature of a
chain social. Mrs. Miller of North
Tenth street will be the first hostess.
She will entertain five ladies and these
in return will entertain five more the
following week.