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The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
The Eavorite,

Millions of suffering eyes have found
in Dr. Mitchell's famous salve real
blessing. Reject the offer Of any dealer
to sell drug for your eye. DR.. Mitch
ellis Eye Salve is simple, healthy
remedy to be applied to the lids. 1t
cures without entering the eye. Sold
everywhere. Price rs cents.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
Law Hold of the Common Good.

If men hate the presumption OF those
who claim a reputation to which they
have no right, they equally condemn
the faint-heartedness of those who fall
below the glory which is their own
Lose, then, the sense of your private
sorrows and lay hold of the common
pood odl-DemOstheneS.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
Would Sell His Chance.

Patriotic Gentleman-My lad, every
American boy has the chance OF be-
coming president, just as every Eng
lish boy has the opportunity of being
prime minister.
Small Boy (thoughtfully)-Well, Ill
sell my chance for dollar.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Men are sometimes so good and so
great, that one is led to exclaim: ON,
that they were only little better and
a little greater!-J. H. Newman.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

When a, young man tells girl that
he'll love her forever and ever no
doubt he believes he is telling the
truth all the time.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Nearly every man, when he reads
a good Joke and remembers and tells
1t we'll, thinks to himself afterward:
What a witty fellow am getting to
be!"
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
Between Authors.

"Why do you lay the scenes Of your
stories in the far north? Because you
know all about that country?"
"No; because nobody else does
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

bled with kidney
complaint from the
time of the Civil war.
There was constant
pain in the back and
head and the kid
ney secretions were
painful and showed
a sediment. The first
remedy to helD NE
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Look out for the limitations OF
WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT - if you
haven't tasted them. If you have, you'll
look out ooithDut being told.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

was Doan's Kidney Pills. Three boxes
made complete cure and during five
years past have had no return of the
trouble"
Sold by all Dealers SOC box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Pettit's Eye saIve for Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and int1amed
ewes, removes film or scum over the eyes.
All druggistsor Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. \.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Chew WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT-
promote saliva-release mint leaf juice.
Fine for digestion!
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Such is the charity of some, that
they never owe any man illwill, LAX
ing present payment thereof-T. Full
ler.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

The Best Laxative-Garfeld Tea; Com
posed Of Herbs, it exerts beneficial effect
,,non the entire system, regulating liver,
Eidnevs stomach and bowels.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

~rR WILLIAM A. PRESSER, 1872
WI Third Ave, Moline, ILL.,, writes:
"Ihave been suffering from catarrh
!, the head for the past two months
md ~ tried innumerable so-called RENE
dies dies without avail. No one knows how
T Thove suffered not only from the dis
aasa ! 80 itself, but from modification when
n company of friends or strangers.
= 81 have used two bottles of your med.
1.-TWO for a short time only, and it
nfacted a complete medical cure, and
what is better yet, the disease has not
81 can most emphatically recommend
peruna to all sufferers from this dis
ease"
Mr.. A. Thompson, Box 65, R. r. /,
Martel, Ohio, writes: when | began
yonr @ treatment my eyes were infiamed,
nose was stopped up half of the time
and was sore and scabby. | could not
rest at night on account of continual
hawking and splitting.
81 had tried several remedies and was
about to give up, but thought l would
IAfter had taken about one-third o1
a hottie | noticed a difference. | an
now completely cured, after suffering
with catarrh for eighteen years.
81 think if those who are afflicted
with catarrh would try Peruna they
would never regret it." -.
Peruna is manufactured by the
peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio
Ask your Druggist for Free Perunt
Almanac for 1909.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

If every man was compelled to act
as his own fooI-killer there would be
an epidemic of suicides.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Many man has lost his good name
by having it engraved on the handle
of his umbrella.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
He's No PLAYER.

Bronson-Tm sorry the golf season
has closed.
Woodson-Why?
Broncon--lt is better to have people
60 and play the game than to have
them sit around and talk about 1t.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

What's that clicking sound? Mil
lions of white teeth-chewing fragrant
WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

It's easier for girl to look like an
angel than it is, for her to act like
one.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
COULD NOT SHAKE 1T OFF.
Kidney Trouble Contracted by Thou
sands in the Civil War.

James w. Clay, 666 W. Fayette ST.,
Baltimore, Nd, says: Il was trou-
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

All sorrow is an enemy, but 1t car
ries a friends message within it, too
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
The New Way.

He-Darling, all is over between us.
She-Oh, George, this is so Abruzzl.
Punch.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

It is not what we intend, but what
we do makes us useful.-More. {.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

For Colds and Gripp-Capudlre.
The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is
Hicks Capudine Relieves the aching and
feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's Liquid-Effects immedistey-l0,
@ and Soc at Drug Stores.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Don't drink liquor except medlcln-
ally. WRIGLEY'S SPEARMlNI taxes
the smell off your breath.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
THAT is LAXATIVE BROM0 QUININE. Look fol-
he signature of L. w. GROVE. Used the Woria
,yer to Cure Cold in One Day. 2oc.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
PILES CURED IN 6 TO II DAYS.

PILES. CUh NED IN o To IF D<a 10
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching. Blind Bleeding or Prolrudlng Piles in
6 to IA days OF money refunded. Soc.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

Smiles make better salve for trou-
Bile than do fyoWnS.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

IF Your Feet Ache or Burn
get 25c package of Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t gives
quick relief Two million packages sold yearly.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22
Cleaning teeth! The more WRlG-
LEY'S SPEARMlNT you chew, the
fewer dentists bills you pay!

Even a fast man may not make
rapid recovery when he's i'll.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

A good detective makes light of his
ability as a shadow.
The Rice belt journal., 1909-01-22

A mans wife never thinks his Ill.
ness is serious until he quits using Ian.
guage that wouldn't look well in print.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Items Gathered in
From Far and Near
The Supreme Court.

From the Philadelphia Ledger
When it is recalled how many of the
decisions of the supreme court
relating to questions of law that are
still not finally determined have been
given by a bare majority. it must be
recognized what momentous conse-
quences may conceivably follow from
the death of Justice Peckham. He was
the last of President Cleveland's ap-
pointments to the bench and the
youngest in service of the five mem
bers of the court whose commissions
antedate the Spanish war. His death
leaves but two-the Chief Justice and
Associate Justice White of Louisiana
who before their appointments were
classed as democrats. While partisan
ship is not supposed to influence the
supreme court, the former party di-
visions did in some measure represent
an individual point of view OF habit
of thought, and the representation of
the two great parties was thus a safe
guard of impartial conservatism.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
PLEASANT WAY
TO CURE CATARRH

Poor deluded victims!
Continually s%prinkling and spraying
and stomach dosing.
What are you doing it for?
Trying to kill the catarrh germs?
Might just as we'll try to kill a cat
with fresh milk.
Sticking a piece of chewing gum in
the upper left hand corner of the right
a would slaughter just as many
germs.
You can't kill the germs that cause
catarrh unless you get where they are.
You can get where the germs are by
breathing Hyomei, the powerful yet
soothing antiseptic. which is prepared
especially to kill catarrh germs.
Just breathe it in, that's all. 1t
gives joyful relief in five minutes. 1t
is guaranteed by L. H. Fihe to cure ca
tarrh or money back.
1t is sold by leading druggists every
where. A complete outfit. including
inhaler, costs $1.OO. Extra bottles
SOC. Cures sore throat, coughs and
colds.
Il take especial pride in recommend
ing Hyomei to asthmatic sufferers. as
l know by experience that it is a rem
edy that cures. l lave not since US
ing Hyomei, had any recurrence of
asthma."-Mrs. VIM. Burton, OwOsso,
Mich, June %, 1909.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Greater

From the Louisville CourierJournal.
in the matter of population Rich
mond wakes up and steals a march
upon her southern rivals, Memphis
and Atlanta. Second to New Orleans
when the civil a began. and secon1
till about ten years ago. the capital
of the ~Confederacy and of the state
which bore the brunt of the war as a
battlefield, a camp, a military highway
and a contributor of men fell behind
when Memphis moved up between
1890 and 1900 from $4,000 to 102, 900,
and when Atlanta. in the same period,
rose from 65. 900 to 70. 1000. while Rich
mond increased but a beggarly 1000.
Richmond has set about improving
her record by reforming her boundar-
les. but apparently a much greater
growth has been recorded since 1900
than was proven by the census figures
to 1900. It is stated by the Richmond
Times-Dispatch that the inclusion Of
Manchester n some suburbs on the
Richmond side of the James will give
Greater Richmond 100000 population
in 1910.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Tonic
For Old Folks
Free

No matter how sound and healthy
old people are they still suffer with
their bowels. The machinery of the
system doesn't work as it did when
they were young and active. But
while you can't restore youth you can
help age to live more pleasantly.
That a laxative In needed every little
while by people as they get around nifty
and beyond. there Is no doubt, but It
OLD people. women and all. except those
who are in the prime OF life. should
avoid anyshing that gives = shock to
pills and cathartic tablets. salts and
puss. oa waters; They are toe strong
that. but they really bind the bowels
What YOU want is something that will
in the habit Of performing a certain
same time toning and strengthening the
a remedy. is Dr.. caldwelrs syrup Pep
sin. and II you have never used II let
the doctor send you a sample bottle
it without cost. All druggists sell 1t at
those who have used 1t will continue to
fective and very economical as a house
It. But DR.. Caldwell Is eager to have
all readers ~unacauainted with It to send
for a free sample.
Thousands OF old people and heads of
families are never without 1t. for in this
way they cure n avoid constipation.
sick headache. sleepiness after eating.
belching. and similar stomach. liver and
90. wsutanea street. Knoxville. Tenn.
and T. H. Marshall. Nail. Okla. a. well
a thousands OF others. attribute much
Of their present good health to this
grand laxative tonic,
DR.. Caldwell personally will be pleased
to give you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining to
free of charge. Explain your case in a
letter and he will reply to you in detail.
name and address on a postal card or
otherwise. For either request the doctors
address Is DR.. w. B. Caldwell. R-5O4 Cald-
well building. Monticello. Ill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Aztcs Viii Send an Exhibit
To The Horticultural Congress

Council Bluffs, Ia, Oct 29.-ExhlD-
it's from prehistoric Aztec sections OF
New Mexico and Old Mexico. as well
as from Florida to Canada and from
Maine to California, are being re-
ceived and placed in cold storage for
the second annual Exposition Of the
National Horticultural Congress.
These exhibits are of the character
that will permit perhaps for the first
time in the history of the world in
one exposition. the showing OF fruits
from a territory as vast as the United
States. Space has been reserved for
exhibits covering all of the great fruit
growing districts of the country, and
a rivalry as keen as it Is c~ommendable
is squirting each locality to send to
Council Bluffs its very best products.
The complete naturalization of the
congress and its exposition is nov a
concrete fact.
The Grand Junction. Col. district,
which this yea has shipped out over
three thousand cars Of fruit from a
territory that a few years ago was a
most ~unpromising part OF the Great
American Desert is arranging for a
wonderful exhibit of its products. II.
j. Baird and H. A. Richardson. Of
Delta, Col, have taken up the worS
of collecting and experimenting the
transportation of this exhibit.
The Union Pacific, the Rock Island,
the Illinois Central. the Burlington,
Wabash, Great Western, Northwest
ern and the Milwaukee railroads.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29

whose great systems all center at
Council Bluffs, are cooperating with
the officers of the ngr and exhib.
itors in all OF the territory covered by
their lines. in the work Of collecting
and transporting exhibits for the expo
sition.
1t is now assured that all of the
enormous floor space hat has beer
provided for the exposition will bo
taxed to its uttermost, but one of the
large exhibits will be curtailed.
James NJ. Irvine. editor of the Fruit
Grower, Of St. Joseph, Mo, and chair
man OF the committee ON program. has
arranged a partial outline to be follow
ed during the exposition. Here are /
few OF the subjects TO be discussed b.
men of national reputation:
Apple Growing in Virginia" by Mr.
S. w. Fletcher, Director Virginia Ex
pertinent Station.
"Growing and Packing Vegetables
for Distant Markets" by James Nc
Comb, Jr, Jacksonville, Florida.
Cooling Fruits before Shipment" b,
L. A. Roy, Chicago, III.
Pure Food Laws as they Affect The
Fruit Grower" Harriet MacMurphy
Food and Drug Inspector of Nebraska
Cider and Vinegar Making on the
Farm" Judge Fremont Wood. Boise
Idaho.
Spraying Peaches with Arsenate o
Lead" f. P. Taylor, Missouri Frui
Experiment Station.
The Farmers Vegetable Garden.
Prof. John w. Lloyd, Illinois Expert
ment Station. Urbana, Illinois.
"Orcharding in Nebraska f. F
Stephens, Crete, Nebraska.
The complete program for the Lib
craft Band and Grand Opera concerts
has been received from H. A. Hall
business manager of the band. 1t com
prises one hundred and ten selection:
from the masters. old and modern
and will be one of the fascinating fea
lures of the exposition. The program
provides for the rendition of ten mum
bers each afternoon and evening
More than one thousand new higl
grade opera chairs have been install
ed in the capacious balconies of thu
Auditorium for the benefit of thos'
who desire to lear these splendid con
certs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Glass Windows.

Glass windows are known to have
existed at pompeii as early as A. d.
70. In the third century the windows
Of royal houses throughout Europe
were glazed. Windows Of colored glass
were placed in many French and Ital-
ian churches in 67.s and the use Of
glass became general in private houses
during the twelfth century. The panes,
however, were only three or four inches
square. and the material was so infe-
rior that. while a room was lighted, it
was often a matter Of some difficulty to
discern objects on the outside through
the glass. For a long time windows in
England were a subject OF taxation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29

smaller voting power. He would
bring into the equation as a determin-
ing force the judgment Of engineers
who. whatever their capacity to pass
upon questions Of hydraulics, have but
a crude concept Of the political exigen-
cies surrounding the average member
of congress.-Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
A WARNING

Since its introduction into the Unit
ed States. the sales of Partisan Sage
have been phenomenal. This success
has led to many limitations similar in
name. Look out for them. they are
not h genuine. See that the girl
with the Auburn hair is on ever pack
age. You a always get the genuine
at L. H. Fines.
Partisan Sage is the quickest acting
and most efficient hair tonic in the
world.
1t is made to conform to DR.. Sanger
bonds (of Paris) proven theory that
dandruff. falling hair, badness and
scalp itch are caused by germs.
Partisan Sage kills these dandruff
germs and removes all trace of dan
druff in two weeks: it stops falling
hair and itching scalp and prevents
badness.
ed by dandruff germs. those little hard
working. persistent devils that day
and night do nothing but dig into the
roots of the hair and destroy its vi
tality.
Partisan Sage is a daintily perfum-
ed hair dressing: not sticky or greasy.
and any woman who desires luxurian:
and betwitching hair can get it in two
weeks by using it.
Beware of limitations. look for the
girl with the Auburn hair on every
package. Partisan Sage is now sold
by leading druggists all over America
and is guaranteed by L. H. Fihe to
cure dandruff. stop falling hair AMI
itching scalp in two weeks or O
back. Fifty cents a large bottle. Made
in America by Giroux Mfg. Co., Buffa-
10. N. Y. who fill mail orders, all
charges prepaid
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Councilman, Fifth Ward
E.. e. KING
Councilman, Sixth Ward
HENRY C.. KAUFMAN
Councilman, Seventh Ward
FRANK WAIDELE
Councilman, Eighth Ward
JOHN r.
THE PRESIDENT AND THE PORK
BARREL

The president Is attacking an ancient
and honorable institution when he de
clares for a revision Of the method Of
appropriating for rivers and harbol .,
popularity known as the pork bar
rel process. Those familiar with c,n-
gressional proceedings know we'll tn
process by which the biennial allot-
ments of public funds for the water
ways Of the country are voted. 1t IS
the old log rolling device of Corpora
ton. The representative of the dis
trict through which rolls that noa's
stream Squash creek gives his vote for
the projects to deepen Snake river, Po-
dunk harbor, Goose bay and the
mighty Siwash. while the representa-
tives Of the districts in which those
classic waters have been bestowed by
an all-wise Providence lend him their
help in II and help one another in a
true spirit OF b%rotherly love. Indeed,
the filling and heading of the pork
barrel calls for the exercise of the most
benevolent spirit ever manifested in
public affairs.
Perhaps some day a statistician of
more than normal ability will figure
out the precise benefits that have been
bestowed upon American by
the filling and emptying of the federal
pork barrel every other year.. Until
then it must be left to the imagination
to visualize the great fleets that have
been brought into existence in conse-
quence of the deepened channels and
harbors effected by this enlightened
beneficence Of a progressive govern
ment. The scows and catboats, the
barges and bug-eyes that have been
given safe passage and secure shelter
by the expenditure of American mil
lions IN all parts of the political map.
II assembled into one grand armada.
would break all records of naval organ
ization.
President Taft would change this
kindly. brotherly procedure. He would
bring to bear Upon the problem of wat
erway improvements the cold princi-
pies Of business. He would apply ID
the Siwash and the Snake. the Podunk
and Goose bay, the right test Of COM
mercial need. He would decline to con-
slider the welfare of the individual
chosen by a trusting constituency to
work for a share of the federal pork.
He would deprive the member whose
district is laved by the limpid waters
Of Plum creek of his traditional oppor-
tunity to demonstrate his patriotism
BY q transaction in votes. He would
have the objects OF congressional ap-
preparations chosen by less interested
persons. possibly. by representatives of
the fleets Of larger tonnage. but OF
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Favored Of Fate.

Favored OF Fate.
| visit l was a congressman,
Sos folks from far away
Would hitch up teams an drive all
night
To hear what l might say.
I'd like to see 'em hats in hand.
From all of fortunes ranks.
At first a-sayin', IF you please
An next-a-sayin,' "Thanks."
When we address him no one thinks
OF bein' cold or rude;
The nation greets him with a n
OF heartfelt gratitude.
A-passin' benefits around
In every worthy cause,
I'd rather be a congressman
Than any Santa Claus!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
MANY DOCTORS PRESCRIBE

proprietary medicines under a Latin
name. charging for the written pre-
scription three times the cost of the
medicine. and do not hesitate to con-
denim that self-same medicine if it IS
advertised or mentioned by the public.
There are, however, many honest
doctors who do not hesitate to openly
recommend and prescribe such stand
ard remedies as Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Power With Safety.

Il think" said the ambitious man,
that I would like to be a king of fl
nance"
Don't think of it," said the great
European money lender. think OF
the dangers that beset a throne.
What you should say is that you
would like to be a financier Of king
doms."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
No Chance to Observe.

When you took that flyer in Wall
street were you on the bull or the
bear side?"
Great Scott" answered the unso-
p~histicated man. when things broke
loose l was SO busy lodging l didn't
have time to see what was chasing
me-"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Cook the Man for China.

From the Providence Journal.-Why
not appoint DR.. Cook to China? He
has demonstrated surprising qualifi-
cations for diplomatic utterance under
extraordinary stress.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
Wants the Weanon.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.-A
Washington man was knocked down
by a bunch of money-some O,O0O-
and is suing his assailant. He will
be satisfied with nothing else than the
weapon which caused the damage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
TWINKLES
(By Philander JOhnsOn.)
A SuperfIuous Inquiry.

a SuperfIuous Inquiry.
Where have you been all this fall,
uncle?"
Il been down de bay oysterin',' an
swered the colored man.
What kind of luck did you have?"
Look we're, boss. When a man tell
you he been oysterin' tain no use az
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
successful Publicity.

The king Of successful advertisers
was given an interview.
my methods are very simple" he
said. 81 learned them from watching a
girl trying to keep her engagement a
secret."-Newark News.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-29
A e Industry.

do you mean to say that motor
ears are interfering with crops?"
yep" answered Farmer Corntos-
sci. Everybody up to the village is
so busy tryin' to land somebody fur
violatin' speed laws that they have
hardly any time to tend to regular
work"