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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-12
ZELAYA TRlCKED
HIS ADVERSARY
Continued from Page One.)
Naval Activity.

WASHINGTON, December 1.-THE
naval transport Prairie that was foated
today at Philadelphia has been ordered
to Immediately prepare to convey seven
hundred marines to Colon.
The cruiser Tacoma has been ordered
to join the Des Moines at Bluefelds.
The seven hundred marines now on
board the naval transport Dixie will
cross the Isthmus and board the trans
port Buffalo at Panama, whence they
viii presumably proceed to the scene
of action on the west coast of Nicara-
qua.
Prairie Floated.
PHILADELPHIA, December IL
The naval transport Prairie that went
ashore while clearing with marines for
the Caribbean was fioated today.
War Council On.
WASHINGTON, December 1.-THE
officials in the navy department are
holding a war conference on the
!. Nicaraguan situation.
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UNION LINE
PLANS CHANGE

Continued from Page One.)
ion Is waste of energy and money on
the part of the government. The Auek.
land Weekly News discussing the uues.
ton of reestablishing the mail route TO
San Francisco, says:
Subsidized Line.
ga Canadian line runs from Van
eouver to Brisbane, transhipping New
Zealand passengers at Fiji. and there
is enough trade between New Zealand
and California TO maintain a regular
cargo line. 1t is quite certain that
any direct passenger service between
San Francisco and New Zealand would
offer the same inducements, compared
with any indirect connection. as that
offered between New Zealand and Lon
don by the new p. & o. service. and
that it would have an excellent pros
peet of taking the lion s share of the
cargo trade. The only section of the
direct route which would be tabooed to
liners flying the British flag is that be
] tween Honolulu and San Francisco,
and though this is regrettable draw
back. it is quite unreasonable to re-
gard ii is unbearable We subsidize
Email lnes' TO Fiji, to Tahiti and to
Sydney. Why not subsidize instead a
British line from New Zealand to Van
couver, calling at San Frarcisco to re
ceive and deposit mails? We hear con.
ltinuously of the wonderful expansion of
the Pacific trade. and see with our
own eyes how other countries are push
ing into it. Only New Zealand is left
isolated, and the first break in our
recent isolation is due, not to any State
action nor. to any local effort, but to
the extension of great London com
pany. But the p. & o. liners go west,
| not northeast, and much as we shall
be advantaged by their appearance IN
New Zealand waters, they do not as.
sist in solving our mail problem. The
| only effective solution for that vital
problem is, we repeat, the reestablish.
| ment of a San Francisco connection
1t would be well worth our while ia
secure the connection by American
steamers, and to participate with the
Washington authorities in some ar
rangement to that effect. But if oul
government so determined, a BRITISH
| line could be brought into being, and
| the British flag carried again into tho
| Golden Gate. Our local shipping com
panies would certainly consider tht
| question if they were convinced tina
the government were determined, ant
that an encouraging subsidy would b.
| paid. There is no need for high speed
nor for enormous vessels. Fair speed
and comfortable steamers would NEE
all requirements for the time being
seeing that the odd days lost by econ
omizing fuel on the Pacific would b.
more than recovered when our MAJ
bags We're safely placed on the Ameri
can postal carriages. 1t is impossible
to conclude that this Dominion, witt
its increasing American trade, AM
with its constant stream of incomin;
and outgoing passengers, could no
offer sufficient subsidy to make goo'
any initial loss which a direct line t
San Francisco might sustain.o
Discussed on Makura.
Aboard the Makura yesterday it wa
stated that the company has been plan
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CUPID BREAKS WITH
GOVERNOR FREAR
Continued from Page One

IEnsn rage O1et
Island. There are but few Repus-
hcans on Hawaii he saws, land they
don't stand together. They are all
split up into factions that are lighting
one another. The Republican super
visors are fighting among themselves,
and that is fair example of the sitna-
ton on Hawaii
The Delegate is quoted by Hile
paper rs saying that he found only
two Republicans in kona; enc of them
was John Mcguire
''We travelled all around the island, "
said the Delegate last night, land hela
meetings everywhere. They were gem
orally we'll attended, but there does not
seem to be any spirit of harmony
among the Republicans.
Costwise Suspension Safe.
The Delegate stated that he expects
to leave fer Washington on the Korea
sailing for the Coast December 90 or
81. Asked as to his idea Of the pros.
poets for the suspension of the coast
wise shipping laws as applied to pas
senger traffic to and from Hawaii,
Cupid stated that he was confident con-
gress would suspend the laws. / could
have got the bill through last session
without any trouble he said. ''if the
people back here had stuck by me on
the proposition. But they didn't. I
made speech on the floor of the house
that carried .he proposition and won
many votes. Senator Piles stood By
me in the matter and did good work.
think congress will be as Favorable
this session as il was last -
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SUGGESTS IRWIN FOR
THE SUPREME BENCH

Hawaii Herald. AS Judge Wilder,
who will retire from the supreme bench
next month, is Democrat. the lead
ers of that party thought it only
proper that he should be succeeded by
a lawyer Of the same political faith.
Wilder was appointed by Carter, Re-
publican governor, 50 the Democrats
feel that a precedent has been estab-
lished for Governor Frear. At any
rate. the leaders of the Democratic
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ming to run either to San Francisco
or Seattle. In the case of the vessels
making Seattle q port Of call, many
passengers who are destined for Amer
lean ports, formerly via Vancouver,
can be landed several hours ahead OF
time, thereby eliminating the dai.hiing
back after landing in the Canadian
port, but Honolulu passengers fer Sc
attic could not now land there.
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charge will all likelihood
will
by is HAD
particular
probability purchased
odd books with the
people the fyeave
and indeed imaginable
chief of detectives appointed under
closely
Three Weeks and Oxford edition
Holy
for fare and
editions
by observing
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party in Honolulu have been busy and
have selected Harry Irwin of Hilo as
their choice to succeed Wilder At
torney Irwin s name has been sent for
ward to the President, the attorney
general, to Governor Frear and to
many senators and members of the
house of representatives in congress,
with the strongest recommendations.
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SIERRA FOR LOCAL BOAT.
(By Associated Press.)

SAN FRANCISCO, December IL
The Oceanic liner Sierra will be placed
on the route between this city and Ho-
nolulu early in 1910.
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SIDELIGHTS
HATS.

merry
and myriad of you
peculiar
lulu, world wide but which study
ton here suggested are perhaps neither philosophical evaing
scrap
The Advertiser being merely interesting timex killing
time you fairly of creation,
you you
prize Peary3 be invariably
your discovery, villa
may one
game judgeship
all wool and yard wide and third happy medium
rounding
showed derby of the vintage of the SOS such father used
of Jap
quite proud licking Russia
if like Mah it had been
Shapes of all small
And
And chapeaus
Lstend, perhaps a
Just there duplicates
gents guarantee
gentleman you notwithstanding your
disposed
gous avoid having parted
And perhaps be business world like
moving films oriental and artificial and
circuit disposition, kind
your eyes do not permit you read on the street car and you have
friend board entertain by telling him stories kill time by
subject and satisfied will the conclusion sideh
Observatory powers.
institutions Sunday
and gala
sOna drills and exercise by the discovered
supervision
and control of colonel-or is it Genera-Jones
BOOKS BY THE POUND
continual grind with
perhaps Homework figuring calling days. with the
bills equally
with de editions
tempngy monthly
unaecountabe
and books by the pound Take
blocks beyond the railroad depot and then
walk secondhand
should
glimpse into the bazaar disclose nothing vog of literature but search aud
will Look them
fully find what want and then ask for something else raoV You
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Shirts

The Manhattan is known as the shirt that
is most in demand by the best dreSsers in
New York and Chicago. The materials are
catchy, swell and different from that in other
shirts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
MINlhG-FlNANClAL
By F. P. DUN NE
Copyright, 1903, by H. H. Mcclure Company

with a monkey wrench. So ne stayed
where he belonged an done his wurTuk.
He felt safer there thin he wud amy
where. Wilbur Wright wud be scared
to death if he was tendin' bar in this
place whin big Olson come in on tear,
but I am cam because know where
can lay me hands on a few argumints
that Olson understands. But I wud-
dent feel safe in amy circumstances
in Wilbur. Wrights aeroplane. TAX {
me in a place / know an I'm as brar
man as liver got his pitcher in e.
pa-aper. Take me where I don't know
tn names IL tn cross sthreets an the
crackle iv "a leaf will sind a chill up me
back. L wudden't dare to walk in
Michigan boolyvsrd be night, I wud-
dent know what moment a banker
might rush out an fell me to tn
ground. But I'll walk down Halsted
sthreet wbistlin': The Rocky Road an
niver wanst look behind me.
AS Hogan says. ivTy man is a hero
EXCEPT thin that have vsllays. If We.
black ye'er own shoes, shave ye'erslf
an turn on tn water in yeer own
bath ye'er a hero ex-oficio. as tn say
in goes. All me acquaintance are he
roes. Biver yet knew man that,
hired another man to help him on with
his shirt. An if. congress goes on pass
in resolutions thankin' la-ads FIR wur-
TUkin' whin there was nawthin' elss 10
do, they'll have to get some new presses
in tn governmint printing Office. Faith,
who amt a hero amongst US AL. all us
in experienced sailors on a ship that's
sinkin' slowly undher our feet day be
day an year me year2 some ships gets
stove in early an some late, but they
all GO down. An here we are on boord
Iaughin' an atm an quarrlin' an
schemin', an layin' out a new course
ivry hour, with never q thought iy
sindin' C. Q. D.
BE tn way" said Mr.. Hennessy, ''ye
spoke Of vallsys. What is vallay. an
nyhow2 What does he dO?"
a vallay," said Mr.. Dooley, "as I
understand it, is an English gintie-
man who has arose by conscientious
wurruk TO tn position Nv boot jack"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14

FIR tn renowned James J. Jeffries to
issue firm tn seclusion ~ his saloon
an put a head on tn Senegambyan.
So intent were tn people on their bar
barous pastimes that tn full name "
tn pTisidint at tn time has been lost.
All tn HISTORIAN can find about him is
that his name was Teddy an that he
spint his time shootin' hippy pOtty-
muses. i'm Africa lawn tn conthrol w
tn country to wealthy malyfactOrs
who had put him into office. He was
succeeded be an effyminate charackter
who is now recalled only because he
consumed forty opposums tan extinct
marsoopyaD in forty consecutive days
an played game called bumple-pup-
py. which consisted in apparently pur-
posely missing a small gutta perchy
bali placed on a pile " sand. All that
is further known about this chsrack-
eter is that he was called Big Bill" an
IS said to have weighed four tons. Tn
most prominent citizens iv tn decayin
raypublic. besides James J. Jeffries,
WIZ T. AHttte-ttrtN- fAAiNAAAA EF- al Alcis
gle an Lydia pinkham. Ivrywhere was
public an private corruption, low am
billions an base amusements. But
amidst tn riot iv corruption a few
points stand out in contemporary Hth-
rachoor to show that there were pure
men an women maxim tn brave bat
tie FIR tn human race. Tens Nv thou
sands Nv suffrin' people were cured iv
incurable diseases be usin' BefOolim,
remedy entrusted to tn wurruld be
an old Indyan herb doctor an nanny
faethered an sold be unknown philan-
thropists at a dollar a bottle, Millyons
iv dollars we're given away annually be
tn promoters " mining schemes; an
there arose in tn city iv Chicago. as il
to shame his venal surroundings, a
pathrite who worked so unselhshly in
tn cause iv civic purity that he won
tn afectionate surname iv tn Bath
House
An that's histhry. Hinnissy. Ye
can't tell what it'll say about ye. Ye
can't tell who'll be up in it and who'll
be down. So it is with tn heroes. Til
name on tn electbric light sign lasts a
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"Ye-e-es2" says T.
you see" she goes on, 81 am Dr.
Toodle's secretary and assistant.
"Obr' saws L Hes in luck, then"
Now. n0w.-' says she, just Ike that,
givin' me a real giddy tap with her
fan. You must be real serious
I'm in condition 20 be all Of that,
says L. Are you plannin' to try the
Il am goins to help you to Danish
the imaginary pains. Mr. McCabe,"
SAYS she. Now first You must repeat
after me the summum bOnum."
"Hsh ?" says L
TITS very simple" says she. floppin'
down on the cushions alongside and
reachin' out for one Of my hands. 1T
begins this way: I am child Of light
and goodness Now say that
Say, how would you duck a propo-
sition Of that kind2 There was Violet.
with her big eyes rolled at me real
pleadln. and her mouth puckered up
real cunning, and the soft. clingin' grip
on my right pau. Well, I says it over.
That's it, she DurTs. Now, Evil
and fear and pain are the creatures OF
darkness Go on
Sure thing" says I. Evil and
fear aud'-Ouch,"
Ever feel one of them last gasps that
q nerve gives when IL goes out Of busi-
ness2 I thought tie top Of my head
was comm off. But it didn't, and
couple Of seconds later I knew the
jumpin' was all over: so straighte1s
my face out. and we proceeds with
the catechism.
IT was a bird too. I didn't mind do
IN it at all with Miss Lee there Tn
help: for. in spite Of her Ioppy ways,
she's more or less Of a candy girl
Il 70 al
means the same as what ToOdle was
tTyin' to hand out; but now that the
ache has quit I'm ready for any kind
Of foolishness-
Violet had got to the point where
she has snuggled up nice and close.
with one hand still grippin' mine and
the other smoothiu' out my saw while
she told me again how pain was only
a pipe dresm-when 7 giauces over her
shoulder and sees sadie floatin In
hangin' TO Dr. ToodIe's arm
And does Sadie miss the tableau in
our corner2 Not to any extent, Her
eyebrows go uD. and her mouth comes
open. That's the first indication. Next
her lips shut tight, and her eyes mar
row down. and before you could count
three she's let 90 Of TOOdle as If he
was a hot potato, and she's maxim a
bee line for the coy corner.
Why says Miss Lee lOokin' up
and fOrecastin' the comm conditions in
a flash. els dinner over9 on. and
there's DR. Toodler and off she trips.
leavfn' the McCabe family to hold a re-
union.
"WeH. I never-y says Sadie. givin'
me the gimiet gaze. And say. she puts
plenty Of expression into them three
words.
Me either" says I. Not very often,
anyway. But a chance is a chance
Il hope / didn't intrude." says she.
her eyes snsppin'.
There's no teiiin'.~ lays T.
1T was a very touching scensr" says
she. VERY
Want it?' says L Nice girl, VIC
let"
Violet. Humphr7 says she. There's
no accountin' for tastes"
Just what I was thinkiu' when I
see you with the timelock clutch on that
freak doctors south wing" says I
DIR. ToOdle," says she, was explain
ing 70 me his wonderful sclf-hsaling
theories"
And dear Violet" says I, was put
tin me through a course Of sprouts in
the automatic toothache cure"
"Oh. indeedt- says sadie. Was pat
ting your cheek part Of it2''
Continued on Page g.
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A coorse prejudice has grown up
against Nero. No wan names children.
afther him amy more. which think is
a gr-rest mistake. Far firm bein' tn
monsther he is supposed to be. Nero
was a quite. cultivated young fellow.
who. like NANNY another with tn same
tastes. has had his mim'ry condimmed
played tn violin. Except fr this. he
was not d .detistable characlSter 1t is
not thrue that he set fire to Rome.
Rome was like wan " our n1odhren
cities. an undoubtedly it caught fire
firm cinders firm a passing locomotive.
Nswthin' eud be more unjust 10 this
smiabie charackter thin to suvgist that
he was an innimy " religion. TIL
thruth is that he practised wan if TIL
first principles Nv religion, which is that
tn good are better dead. I view with
contempt tn fable that he pizened his
mother. TIL discoveries in modhren
science show that it's far more likely
she persisted Nv appindicytis. Besides.
tn family ties were much looser in
those days. Moreover, let us be Just
an acknowledge that in tn coorse iv
nature tn old lady had not much
longer to live annyhow, an she may.
nave been an exact.n' housekeeper,
while her fliusthrees son had TIL habits
iv a bachelor, which he was firm time
to time
AN there We are, Hinnissy. How do
you know what histhry is goin. to say
about these stirrin' times that we're
Twin in? A few thousands iv years
firm now a visitor firm New Zealand.
as Hogan says, surveyin' tn rooms iv
tn Fort Wayne freight house firm
broken arch iv Jackson sthreet bridge.
may run aerost a copy iv' the Daily
Bazoo an write story iv tn state Nv
America in nineteen hundred an nine:
The principal occupations iv tn people
were muTdher, divorce prizefightin'.
lynching, Marathon racin'. abduction.
burglary an Salomying. Ivrybody was
steslin' anything they cud lay their
hands on. A naygur prizefghter havin'
baten a white pTizefighter, an almost
demand arose firm all classes
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week or two an thin it goes out an
another name appears. I amt goin' TO
say anything against ye'er former
frind Biinns or Binns. or whativer his
name was. He was all right. He was
hero. That is TO say, mind ye. he was
a tillygraft oprator VINO, IN tn face "
danger. wint on bein' a tiilygraft OPP
rator. Tn captain " tn ship was a
hero, too. He acted like tn captain "
tn ship. Tn cabin passengers were
heroes; they behaved in all respects
like cabin passengers. All honor, says
I, to tn brave cabin passengers that
gathered in their pyjamas on tn deck
iv tn Republic an didn't let on
whether they were wondhrin whether
women hasn't advanced enough to take
a chance gettin' into tn boats, Heroes
all. says /. Sthrange to say, even tn
sicond-class passengers showed much
courage, an tn Storage passengers.
apparently sthruck pSwerless be ter
tor, kept their places. Ivrybody got
off tn boat I'm ordher-promynade deck
ladies' first-promynade deck gents
next: saloon ladies, saloon gents; sec
ond-class ladies, second-class gents:
Storage ladies, steerage gents. No wan
faltered; ivrybody got off as soon as
he was let except tn captain, an he
come off as a captain shud, hangin' to
a spar.
mo, sir, III not attimpt to follow all
tn heroes that comes up. They move
too fast FIR me. To my way iv think
in tn wurruid is full iv thin. I know
lots iv heroic tillygraft op'rators who
wud rather amuse thimsiIves sindin'
somebody else's: Have missed thrsin;
will be home tomorrow; love an
kisses Pop thin be idle an wondhrin'
how they cud square things with their
own wives. They're heroes. Ye an
congress are both proud " ye'eT fTind
Binns, or ye were. But what the divvlc
is tillygraft op'rater to do at a time
ike that but tn on'y thing he can do?
If he'd gone up on tn bridge to advise
tn captain he'd been kicked down
stairs, an if he'd thried to help out
with tn injines tn chief injyneer
wud've walIoped him over tn head
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" givin' it to thin while he was alive.
An if he'd spint it on tn sinit he
might've been alive to this day.
There's tn story as Hogan tells it
firm readin' it in books an SEEM it
acted at tn 'Cademy iv Music. But
this professor ov histhTy says Hogan is
all wrong. 'Joolyus Calzar was be no
means tn tulip he is pitchered be his
toryans nearer his time thin mes.lf,'
says he. The further ye get away
firm amy peeryod tn better We can
write about it. Ye are not subjict to
Interruptions be people that were there
l wud not undertake to write his
thry iv Peorya in nineteen hudherd ar
eight, but if ye want tn latest news
from Rome tive thousand years ago,
hand me that fountain pen. Far firm
bein' a great man, Joolyus Cayzar
was pretty ordhinry characktor. He
was always out f'r tn money. All il
his alleged wars were carrid on to help
tn grocery business Nv Rome that he
was a secret psrdneT in. He was
mean, olose-fisted man. He done Cice-
TO out of his house be threatenin' to
build livry stable next dure to &c an
thin buyin' it cheap. an his throuble
with Pompey come firm sellin' his old
chum a horse that he swore amy child
cud dhrive an that run away with Mrs.
Pcmpey in CENTRAL park an smashed
Pompey'N best two-seated chariot He
was killed in a barroo1n be Brutus. a
worthless fellow that he'd adopted to
get hold " his money. TIL real hero "
tn peeryOG was Marcus Mephitus
jerks. 1t was jerks that tn glory an
grandeur " Rome is due to. It was
jerks who won tn battles, jerks that
reformed tn almanac. an jerks that
modelled tn laws. But jerks was q
modest hero. He had no press agent.
Sthrange to say. I can find no contim-
pry rifrenees to jerks but a few vulgar
jokes. But he was a great man. He
was tn Andrew Carnaygie iv his
time, an now that tn clouds iv ca1u1ny
has rolled away it gives me great pleas
ure to say that jerks. not Csyzar, was
tn boy. In me estimation, tn next
gr-reatest man iv thin days was Nero.