The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-09-11

please but the first thing he did to ask her
what Kulosis reminded her Of which struck her
remind her o notn but shoes an let go that, an
she it plain then he had to think O suthn'
as It could remind somebody of, an she says he
tanly did have think long while. an then he said
finally as it reminded him O four noses
the beat o that in all her born days, her went
back to her childhood days an uncle she had an the
drinkn she says she took aback that he it
in her face an told her right then an there it
memory system Seems as the key to the whole is as
need the brains you've growed since, an the minister
told Mrs. Macy she'd find it simple to apply He
went to ask her what did four remind her Of
an she says she thought she the whole game that
an told him quick that they reminded her O Kulosis,
begin an explained it all again, an where he come
out IN the end as tour noses would Just naturally
legs sat upon three legs YOU know the rhyme where
the dog four legs an gets the mutton as is one leg in
the mans lap
Mrs Macy was just about plum parayzed at that. Her
story she just stood afore him with her mouth open
to remember next an when he said that ALL an for
her just to simply tear the paper she forgot all about
Luther Stots wife on the back an tore up the paper
reyn on two legs sat upon three legs get her her
Shoes and she says what with bein foundered and
him the minister into the bargain she along to the
station thinkn' maybe she'd be able to do it.
Well, Mrs. Lathrop, wish you could hear Mrs.
Macy for that amt notn but the beginnin whatever
you may think an the gets awfuler an awfuller
In the first place. akn so long for the minister made
her have for the train, an you know what Mrs
Macy is She says she got so hot, as she
not only on run, but mostly on pour all the way to
town. Why, she says most terrible, an she
nothn' give her such idea she born fool
afore for wht all she had to keep sayn Two legs
upon three legs regular clock an she
afraid she'd forget it that she didn't dare take
her usual little nap the way an had choice but
to land all out. .s
"Well, she landed she remembered
about Luther Stos wife bein the back O the piece
o paper an consequently up along with her shoes.
an she says the start she got rememberin havn
torn up Luther Stotts wife drove what Two legs sat
upon three legs remind her of clean out of her
head speak O havin long since lost track o the
way get any connection between that an her shoes
"Well, Mrs Lathrop, only wish you'd of been there
to hear she says nobody did afore says she
went up street an down another like lost soul,
lookin' for policeman. She says she felt she didn't
know where to find nothin. She couldn't look for
Luther in the directory cause he's long dead an only
his wife lives there an for her Shoes she clean
beside herself She says she mad at the minister
she'd have throwed away her baptism an her mar
rage if thered been to get EN- off Finally she
just put her pride into her pocket went into shoe store
an asked EN- openly if Two legs upon three legs
reminded 'em o anythin in the way o shoes She says
the looked her in way passed all belief, an
said It reminded him mere o pants than shoes.
Well she she went out into the street at that
an her heart too low for but the end wasn't