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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
TIRED OF coRN.FiELo PEAS.
Amusing and semi.Tragic Reminds
cence OF the War.

Several prominent ladies' OF the
confederacy have, in the last few
years, given to the public their remln.
iscences of the bitter tragedy. the
often intermingled comedy, and the
Ingenious makeshifts OF their life In
wartime. Now Eliza Frances An.
drews, in The Wartime Journal OF
a Georgia Girl" adds another worthy
volume to the list She shows, in her
record OF the domestic hardships and
depriyations with which the southern
women had to wrestle, the same gal.
liant mirthfulness as her predecessors,
Many OF the hardshlps she scarcely
minded. but her soul sickened at corn
field peas.
Ham and corn.field peas for dinner
one day, and corn.held peas and ham
the next" she lamented. Mother
does her best by making Emily give
US every variation on peas that was
ever heard OF. One day we have pea
soup. another pea croquettes, then
baked peas and ham, and so on
through the whole gamut, but alas!
they are corn-feld peas still, and often
not enough Of even those"
The table generally looks well
enough when we first sit down." she
recorded again, but when we get up
II Is as bare as Jack Sprat's. We
have some good laughs at the make.
shifts we resort to for making things
hold out We eat as little as we can
do with. ourselves. but we don't want
fathers guests to suspect we are
stinted, so Meta pretends to a loss of
appetite, while | profess a great fond
ness for whatever happens to be most
abundant, which is always sure to be
corn'tield peas or some other coarse,
rank thing that | detest. 1t would all
be very funny II Il were not so NOR.
tifying, with all these charming people
In the house that deserve to be enter.
tanned like princes and are used to
everything nice
"Metta's delicate appetite and my
affection for corn.field peas are a
standing joke between us She has
the best OF It, though, for she simply
starves. while 'nawsierate. as Char.
ity says. make face at bag OF
peas whenever go near It In the
pantry"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
Was Soon Cured Of Dread Humor.

81 contracted eczema and suffered
intensely for about ten months. At
times / thought | would scratch my
self to pieces. My face and arms we're
covered with large red patches, so
that was ashamed to go out. / was
advised to go to a doctor who was
specialist in skin diseases, but I
received very little relief. l tried
every known remedy, with the same
results. thought would never get bet
ter until friend of mine told me to try
the Cuticura Remedies. So tried them,
and after four or five applications of
Cuticura Ointment | was relieved of
my unbearable itching. / used two
sets of the Cuticura Remedies. and I
am completely cured. Miss Barbara
Kral Highlandtown, Md, Jan. 8, '0S."
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Solo Props, Boston.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
About Happiness,

There is no more beneficial tonic
than good, hearty laughter. II In.
dates the lungs and has magic of.
feet upon the system, Giggling Is not
laughing and 1t is a habit that brings
wrinkles and soon spells even a pref.
~ face. Why not laugh? 1t improves
the appearance and makes one popu.
lar There Is nothing to be glum over.
and, II there is, being glum will not
help II. BE happy and bright and
everyone will wish to help you. The
girl who wants to be beautiful must
sleep with fresh air, plenty of II, In
her room. She must go out and revel
In the sunshine, She must find plenty
OF laughter in her daily life That is
the only true way to live and the only
way capable of bringing beauty.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
LEGAL Amenities.

Several decades ago there lived in
Charleston, w, Va. Judge noted for
his boorish manners. A very flnical
lawyer whom he especially disliked
was once trying a case before him, and
all the while the barrister spoke the
Judge sat with his feet elevated on
the railing In front OF him hiding his
face.
Exasperated by this the lawyer
Queried:
May | ask which end of your honor
I am to address,"
Whichever you choose" drawled
the Judge.
We'll" was the retort. Il suppose
there is as much law In one end as
the other"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
Bottle Contained Message from Cast
Always.

Eureka, Cal.-Inclosed in an air.
tight bottle, the following message
was found on the beach near Samoa,
Cal. on Friday: November IS, 1908,
Whoever finds this message will
please notify the United States rev
Cnue service that we are on an un,
known island in the Pacific ocean,
near Hawaiian islands. Peter John
son, Nels Peterson, John Isaackson. "
The bottle containing the message
bore evidences of having been in the
water a long time
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
Tried Hard TO End His Life.

oxford, O.-Mrs. Mile Donnelly
was murdered in her home here Mon
DAY night, having been shot through
the head. On a table In the room
Jas found a note signed by Frank
Donnelly, the woman husband, in
vhich he wished all goodbye and
asked that his body be sent to his
sister at Shelbyvllle, Ind. Early
tuesday Donnelly walked into the Of
flee OF ]. ID. Marshall with his throat
s!ashed and his wrists bleeding and
three pistol shots In his head. He
cannot live. He is Sc years old.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23

There Is moro Catarrh In this section OF the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
lcW years was supposed 10 be incurabe. For a great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease ana
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
70 cure with local treatment pronounced IL ncIrnblr
Science has proven Catarrh 10 be constitutional dis.
llalls Catarrh Cure manufactured by F i Cbenev
Co. loledO' ono Il the only Constitutional cure on
the market. IL Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops 10 teaspoonu II acts directly on the blood
ana mucous surfaces Of the system, They offer one
hundred dollars for any case II fails 20 cure send
Tor circulars and testimonials
Address: j. CHENEY A Co Toledo Ohio
Sold by Druggists, 7bc.
Take Halls Family Pulls for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
The Law Of Speculation.

Big men are given to taking profits,
while smaller men are laying a basis
for profits that may or may not be
shown The law of the fishes in the
sea applies In speculation The big
and the little fish have their respec.
i've missions, and the small ones are
safe when the large ones are not
hungry.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
Would Sell His Chance.

Patriotic Gentleman-My lad, every
American boy has the chance OF be.
coming president, just as every Eng.
fish boy has the opportunity of being
prime minister
Small Boy (thoughtfully)-Well, I'll
sell my chance for a dollar.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23

II men hate the presumption of those
who claim a reputation to which they
have no right, they equally condemn
the faint'heartedness of those who fall
below the glory which is their own.
Lose, then, the sense OF your private
sorrows and lay hold Of the common
observation-disclosures.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23

The very essence of culture Is shak.
ing off the nightmare of self,conscious.
ness and self.absorption and attaining
sort Of Christian Niryana-lost in
the great whole of humanity thinking
OF others, caring for others. admiring
aud loving others.-E. r. Sill.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
The Fayorlte,

Millions of suffering eyes have found
In DIR. Mitchell's famous salve a real
blessing. Reject the offer of any dealer
TO sell drug for your eye. DIR. Mitch.
ellis Eye Salve is a simple, healthy
remedy to be applied to the lids. 1t
cures without entering the eye. Sold
everywhere. Price rs cents.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
INSTANT RELIEF FROM ITCH
The Itch Gore, the skin soothed and
Refreshed-lmmediateIy.
slant Relief from that itch.

Instant Relief from that itch.
A few drops of a soothing liquid
And the itch is gone as If by magic.
Can you imagine how it will feel
that itching agony swept away in a mo-
ment? Just a drop or two on the skin
and no more OF that torturing, endless.
nerve racklng itch
You can know the relief II you just
try the simple remedy-simplest of ex-
ternal liquid remedies-oil of winter
green as compounded in ID. ID. ID. Pre-
scription.
D. d. ID. Prescription Is recommended
by druggists everywhere.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
Some Heavy SweIls.

Society is like wave" comments
q contemporary, He then explains
why, but misses the main point, which
is that there are some heavy swells.
San Antonio Express
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
important to Mothers.

Nearly every man, when he reads
good joke and remembers and tells
II well, thinks to himself afterward:
What a witty fellow ! am getting to
Rel"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
A SPEEDY ONE.

Miss Tapps-Of course, some type.
writer's are extremely expert.
Clerk-Oh, yes. know of one who
married a rich employer in less than
three months.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23

when young man tells a girl that
he'll love her forever and ever no
doubt he believes he is telling the
truth all the time.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23

A mans wife never thinks his Ill.
ness Is serious until he quits using Ian
guage that wouldn't look well in print.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23

The Best Laxative-Garfield Tea! Com.
posed OF Herbs, it eXerts beneficial effect
upon the entire system, regulating liver,
kidneys, stomach and bowels.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-23
TOLD TO USE cUTIcuRA.

After Specialist Failed to Cure Her In.
tense Itching Eczema-Had Been
Tortured and Disfgured But
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21
ADMIRAL RoBLEY D. EVANS, U. S. M1DsH1PMAN 1865

NTS, white black and yellow great nuisance Nigeria
"A Charles Partridge "Cross River Nave "Thy march from
place place military formation their young
food and scouts and fighting Their column
looks like long black snake cuvng along the ground.
"They leave behind them weformed
and half inch Deep smooth by the tread of the countless
"They do not bite when the high, bed the hapes
wight who their other mes While travelling through
the bush occasionally find them
Perhaps In the midst of them before discover
small but fierce adversary The first bitten yes
meaning Ware ansp and all hurry forward
Those of whom
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

clothes and the foes DEATH My little black horse always
turn back when he column of ants My dog Bob native used
dance like bear hot bricks when the
and had to be held down while they pucked
One night suddenly awoke with feeling that something
all the household snakes lizards oad npees
SPIDERS seemed to beng themselves ress No had
foot touched the ground than knew what for fierce bite told
that the driver-ants upon
On lighting candle, found column marching the foo
and a whole regiment attacking bed
81 reused the assistant
wisps of burning paper, drove out the enemy.
Fire hot the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21

Everyone is an advertiser whether
he wants to be or not. Your clothes.
manners, language. actions, all adver-
tise you. As an advertisement il
good or bad, SO do people get their
Impressions of Won -
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
ADVERTISING A CITY

The Daily Capital publishes the
essence of an address delivered by
Hugh Chalmers before the Greater
Des Moines committee banquet re-
Gently. 1t was in part as follows:
1.-TWO things make city or a
country great. First: Transport Ia
ton: second: Publication. Des
Moines has excellent transportation
facilities railroads in every direction.
ia great, many trains in and out daily,
good street cur service and all that.
Des Moines has excellent publication
facilities. You have splendid news
papers.
but publication in the sense ]
have used it means more than simply
newspapers. 1t means publicity. II
means distributing to the psople the
sort of Information you want them to
have concerning you.
1t is useless For man to say tina,
he does not believe in advertising,
and it ia useless for collection OF
men sach as you find in city to say
that they do not believe in advertising.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
THIS WAS NOT IN CRAWFORD.

Jefferson Bee: Ga motion the
Board adopted the following resolu-
tion in regard to depository banks.
Whereas, since the passage of the
resolution with reference to the de-
post of public funds. in certain banks,
Chapter 81 of the 33,d General As
rembly has bs-n passed, requiring the
payment OF interest on such funds.
therefore be it
Resolved, That the several banks
so authorized to receive such funds.
be and they are required to furnish
new bonds in the same amounts as
heretofore required for the protection
OF eaid funds SO deposited. and SntesG
Eest thereon at thss rate Of tvdSS pFf
Il, :ssSz-
bonds to comply with said Chapter
No 81 Of the ssrd General Assembly.
of Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21

so at the gate there must have been
as much more raised. And there is
also an idea that the cost to the
Vawter association was not more
than $500 for it's platform enter
tainmenr and that the association
cleaned up not less than one thous-
and dollars. This is all speculation
but by reason ut what the chautau-
qua earned in cash last year an esti-
mate can be made of the venture
this year and by every estimate
which can be made. the chautauqua
in Webster City this year was richly
profitable.
II this chautauqua is to be con-
tinued, and we think there is no doubt
about this. then we feel that the local
committee should take full charge Of
the matter and see if present condi-
tions cannot be improved upon.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
SOME ENTERPRlSINC FIGURES

Estherville Enterprise: The good
roads problem ID one of the many
great ptoblems confronting the farmer
Of today. It costs annually about
$50 million dollars more to market
the product of this country than it
would il the roads we're sll In good
shape. This is the Statements made
by thesU. S. Department Of Agrichl-
ture. Two hundred and fifty million
dollars! 1t is big sum. yet il Is
tax the farmers. are paying every
year. Suppose instead of paying that
TAX because Of having poor roads.
the farmers had good roads and paid
$50 million dollars in the form of in
terest on thee per ceut Rovsrament
bonds. weuldn'l they. be batter off :?
That sum of money represents the in
terest charge Of 50, 333. 600 900 worth
Of three per cent bends. 1t sll other
people, who would be benefited by
good roads ,hroughout the United
States, were to pay their just share
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Deafnes. Cannot be Cured

by local application. they cannot reach the dis
to cure deafness. and that is by constitutional
remedies: Deafness Is caused by an inflamed con-
ditions Of the mucous lining Of the Eusiachian
Tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and when it
is entirely clos-d Deafness is the result. and un-
less the Inflammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to it's normal condition hearing will
be destroyed forever: nine cases Of every ten are
caused by Catarrh. which Is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous surface.
Of Deafness caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls atarrh Cure. Send for circulars
free. +. ]. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c. 81
Take Balls Family Pills FOR constipation.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
SfAYORS PLAYING LONE HAND.

Webster City Herald: The Chau-
tauqua was but is not. 1t has come
and gone.
Much Of it was good. little Of it
very good, but some Of it was punk.
the weather was spotted as leopard
and treachreous as q jsckal. The
earth was hot as desert part of
the time and the air full Of moisture
all the time. It certainly was spell
lof weather. To add to our discom-
fort, the tent was built of the mater
ial that sleeves are made ut and it shed
only what water could not run through
The grounds got muddy and but little
provision was made for the comfort OF
the patrons who attended daily and
helped churn up what grass land there
was. The inside of the tent got mud
dy and the reserve section was as slip
perry as the section tur ned over to the
common herd.
But while the management is not
responsible for the rain, it is sup
posed to furnish tent that will shed
some water that falls on it, and take
some care that the walks be passable
land thss comfort IT the public made q
prime fSetof.
EkA5sasi 6oisule eere, frosn the Afst
! ! day. i1s s';:;ss;s =; aase
seemed 70 be no effort 70 ksep the
grounds in 9 generally sanitary con-
dition.
This city has had chautauquss be-
fore but they have been run by our
local COMMITTEES largely and better re-
suits have been obtained. This idea
of getting firm or an organization
from out of town to put on chau-
tauqua is not the BEST idea. Out
siders are always alarmed for fear the
ledger will not show a balance on the
right side
Now chautauqua should not be
run as money making institution.
IL sho.li be carefully financed ani
made to nay. but after that the chief
thought and purpose should be to give
| a gooi entertainment and then attend
to the comfort and qualification of
its patrons
The. puck part of the program,
which is the outcsst OF some Chicago
firm, should be eliminated and good
attractions should be put on thas
will give some line Of useful infor
nation or entertainment that ia ordi-
nary at least.
There is an idea abroad in the CITY
that there we're $500 raised By the
sale of season tickets. or some
apouRt right Ground that sum. AL.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
PICKETT'S CHARGE.
)es Moines Ca pital: Hol

Des Moines Capital: Hon. Charles
E. Pickett, the new member Of con-
Rress from the Waterloo Dubuque dis
trict. raised his voice in the house OF
representatives few days ago on q
question pertaining to the Aldrich
tariff bill. He did not reach the
merits of the case. and upder the cir
cumstances he could NOT do 80. But
be made speech which has gone intc
the Congressional Record. There il
will remain until time shall be M
more.
Mr.. Pickett knew we'll the new
temper of the Iowa people. Our PEG.
pie demand that our men in congress
be heard from. Unless Congressman
Woods. Good and Kennedy speak vi
pretty soon their names will be = Den.
mis-.
Iowa has grown weary Of taking 8
bsck seat. According to our new
policy we do not propose to wait.
Every congressman from Iowa shoulf
pin up the motto on his desk, .'Do i
Now" and should do so.
This is a government Of takers, b,
takers. for takers.
Methodist general conferences and
Presbyterian general assemblies are
held fer the purpose Of giving th,
young preachers chance to secur,
the center Of the stage without hav
ing heresy trial. Congress 10 fo
somewhat the same purpose. for tn,
new statesmen.
The man who now comes to hi.
constituents CONTRASTING that he ha,
not shaken the rafters; that he ha,
not slugged thu octopus ia the upel
forum, will be repudi.ted by iibert.
loving people.
We congratulate Hon. Charles E.
Pickett. He is in the game. Hi
name is recorded among hose VII,
have done battle in great cause.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21

been we'll directed. Miss Lillian ii
spending the summer there and en-,
joying herself. There 10 "a excellen,
show for fruit this year and Mr.. anc
Mrs. Garrison are looking forward t.
prosperous times.
Attic beautiful city of Salt LAX.
I met Mr.. A. Il. McAhren. As might
be supposed from his record in Deni.
son he is connected with one OF the
big clothing establishments of the
city. managing one Of the departments.
He was overjoyed to see me and asked
q thousand and one questions as to
Denison friends. On the return trip
/ called in Denver to see Mrs. Nc
Ahren. who after an operation il not
able to re turn to her home in. Sail
Lake. found her quite comfortable
with loving friends and her daughte.
to lock after her. / aided my per-
sussions to that of othe,s that she
consent to visit the relatives and
friends in Denison for the remainder
Of the summer 1t would be plea
sure indeed for them to see her again,
for she was ever q favorite with all
Who knew her.
was pleased indeed, to find that
one of the strong business men of Salt
Lake was q former resident.of Craw-
ford county. 1t was Mr.. G. E. Ham,
rem. who rs young man resided in
Otter Creek township. not far from
Kiron. His people were among the
early settlers. and his charming wife
who is the mother Of his six fine chill
dren was one Of the attractive young
ladies Of the vicinity of Kiron. Mr..
Hamren has most responsible posi-
tim 20 manager Of the Salt Lake
house of the Moline Piow Company.
and it's affiliated interests. He is
also vice-president and manager of
the retail hIuse and has an Office
full Of clerks. bookkeepers. stenog-
raphers at the great ware rooms,
and many solicitors on the road.
He is superintendent of big Metho-
dist Sunday School, and resides in
a prominent part of the city. We
know his Craw ford county friends
will be glad to know he is prosper
ing. His Oldest son is student in
the Utah University. and his dauRh-
ter, Miss Unde. has just been elected
a teacher in the Salt Lake schools.
must swear off for. this time, from
the enjoyable occupation Of talking
about my western trip, but have the
material at hand for whole book =
il thu Review management, it's read
ers. and sufficient time, will allow all
to pc put in print.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
College Exhibit At state Fair.


The Agricultural college at Ames
will occupy one Of the largest bAild-
ings on the Iowa State Fair grounds
with very valuable exhibit this year.
'A lecture and demonstration room
will be fitted up with raised seats.
The domestic science work will. In a
small way. typify the regular work
done in the college. q, kitchen being
furnished as conveniently as possible
with good -utensils. A ciass OF girls
will be taught regularly lesssns an
hour each morning. liking, bed
making, dish washing. home. nursing.
busting and sweeping. Each after
noon demonstration and short lee
ture will be given on some phase Of
domestic science. In addition there
will be popular lessons on fertility
problems, live stock feeding and
management. horticulture silos and
their use cement. drainage. corn
growing and breeding. plant breeding.
dairying and other subjects in which
the farmers Of the state are interest.
Cd, Exhibits by the different depart.
msnts Of the college Will BIZ made II
lustrasing the college work and IN
yeatig atoms In the experiment station.
The exhibits viii include many Of the
handsome trophies which haYe been
won By the college; drawings and
charts illustrating extension and en-
detrimental work, models Of silos and
other farm structures, up-todate
dairy equipment, samples Of corn,
small grains and forage crops. uni
que soil map, samples of soil Of all
KINDS and scores sof other interesting
features. Every Iowa farmer will find
something In the college exhibit
which will interest him, There will
be something for the grain farmer.
something for the dairy farmer, and
Iabove ali the women and girls will
be greatly interested in that part OF
1.-The exhibit especially for them. This
exhibit will be in what was the Wo.
mems building. the most slightly
located Of all the buildings at the
State Fair. It will illustrate better
than ever before the close alliance
OF the Department of Agriculture and
the Agricultural college in this educa,
tional work.