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The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
Literature and Drama.

The Editor has been
somewhat perplexed over
the following cables receiv-
ed during the week, but he
can only ascribe them to a
tangle in press agents. We
submit them for the public
to pass upon:
New York, October 25.-
Nat Goodwin is suing for
a divorce.
Chicago, October 60
Edna Goodrich (Mrs. Good
win) has refused a contract
because it does not meet
with the approval of her
husband.
New York, October 81
Scandals of the worst char.
acter are scheduled to APP
pear in the impending di-
vorce suit instituted by
Nat Goodwin, the famous
actor.
Chicago, October 2S.-Al-
though the nature of the
contract refused by Edna
Goodrich has not been
made public, it was sup
posed to include a yearly
salary of $4,000. Nat Good
win, however, is rumored
not to have considered it
sufficiently moral.
New York, October 90
The secret is out. In a
statement issued today, Nat
Goodwin charges his wife
with the most scandalous
conduct, utter disregard of
his wishes, and general un-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
BODY Of ITO
REACHES JAPAN
The BattIeship IWate Arrives at
Yohoantka on Sad
Mission.
MET BY HIGH DIGNlTARIES
Diplomatic Corps and Mobility
Will Meet the Funeral
Cortege at Toxic.
MET BY HIGH DIGNITARIEs
(By Associated Press.)

TOXIC, November 1.-The Japanese
battleship Iwate, conveying the body OF
Prince Ito, arrived at Yohoantka yes
terday. The body was met by Ambas-
sador Inouye, the closest friend of Ito,
and by Marquis Katsura, premier of the
empire; Mr.. Saito and Baron Goto, min
lister Of communications
The body of the murdered prince will
be taken TO Toxic ON special train,
whore the diplomatic corps and the
nobility Of Japan and foreign govern
ments will be on hand TO meet IL, The
inlerment will take place November T.
Prince Ito met his death while on
n visit 20 country which he had long
been anxious a. soc, partly because II
was the scene Vt tho great battles Of
the war with Russia and partly because
be- wanted ~ Inspect the state OF things
ou The South NAnehurlap Railway lis
position 90 resident general fof long
limo Kept him from carrying out hls
plan VI visiting hanohura, bal he was
aually ahle 10 gel away, only 10 inset
hls dssih at tho hspdi u Horses
hpAllg,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
sALuTATIoN.

We are here. As an emf
nent attorney of this burg
says, we are here with a
loud noise. Realizing that
the city needed a progress
sive paper, enterprising
citizens have kindly do
mated the funds to launch
the Weekly Spigot on con-
dition that we start an agi-
tation for subscriptions to
support Mayor Fern, Su-
pervisor Aylett and the
telephone ordinance in the
home for incurables. We
understand that a we'll
known ex-governor stands
ready to head the list. But
that is another story. :.
AS we intimated before, we
are here. Our purpose in
coming hence is to provide
the public with the true
representation of worldly
events, which have been
grotesquely caricatured by
the subsidized press Of a
country in the grip of po-
litical expediencies and
nauseous subterfuges. This
doesn't sound quite right,
but we copied it from an
afternoon daily contempt
rary which is considered au-
thoritative and original. We
like to be original. Be-
cause of this, stupendous
stipends will be expended
in preparation for the
amassing of the news of
current misinformation by
a staff of world-known
wonders. Interviewers of
invulnerable insight have
been secured to scour the
terrestrial globe for the
opinions and stories of no.
tables in the public eye and
to remorselessly remove all
which are inclined to make
it Tester. AS Joe Cohen has
just called for the circus
posters he so kindly loaned,
we will be forced to close.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

Ed. Note.-The follow
ing epistle has been ad-
dressed to us by an anon
ymous writer signing him
self j. Q. and purporting
to be connected with the
municipal government. We
print it in full, as it's lu-
cidity and clearness will
help spread facts not hith-
erto known.
Editor Weekly Spigot:-
There are no roads like the
roads on Oahu. They are
better than those on Ha-
wall. l went out in my
automobile last week just
after a rain and the result
was wonderful. The citi-
zens of the island should
be proud of the roads. No
where was there mud. In
Palolo / met the Oldest In
habitant, who is a crank
on roads. He said they are
no good. He said he cut
his whiskers off to keep
them from getting muddy.
He is a nuisance. The Road
Committee has the honor to
report that they believe
that this road should be re-
paired as soon as possible,
but we have no funds.
Major Cree desires a road
to Diamond Head. The
road to Kalihi is unsur-
passed. John Wilson is a
CRATER. Eyelet got his feet
wet there. Again / say
there are no roads like the
roads on Oahu. Respect
fully, j. Q.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
ROOSEVELT
IN DANGER
ELEPHANT RAMPAeEs
Ex-President Has Thrilling
Experience in African
Wilds.

Especial Correspondence
AFRICA, middle.distance
section, October 2.-Colonel
Roosevelt had an awful ex-
perience yesterday. To cap
the hair.raising experience,
Kermit nearly missed get
ting a photograph of the
scene. While stalking ele-
plants in an orchard near
this place in company with
Cunninghame, the EXPIRES
ident shot and killed a
large bull elephant. Cum
ninghame fred the gun. I'm
noticed, another large bull
elephant approached Mr..
Roosevelt on the mauka
side and charged. Was al.
most three hundred yards
away, and Roosevelt jump
ed behind tree and struck
pose barely in time to catch
photograph. Cunninghame
fred at beast and attracted
his attention. Roosevelt up
braided him for this and
resumed the spot light.
Beaters had awful job in
making elephant approach
near enough to get in same
picture with Roosevelt.
Messenger dispatched to.
night to nearest cable of
fee. Ex-President is still
writing, although the hour
is late. Wants to know
where his policies are,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
PRESIDENT Is
GETTING THIN
Strenuous Trip Is Telling
on Chief Executive
Smile Still Fat.

m, Snac;ol Greosed w;re
e..\
10 the weekly 0pieo''|
Somewhere between Aus
Fir. Texas. and Louisville,
I,,.,,i., oo.ohor On
Ne"'u'NS oV.o
For the nrst tlme L nave
been able to get word by
the secret service guards
s u,o ch;oe Execu.
"io -.
tive as to the real conui
t'on OIL the well'oeioveu
ana cheerIui irame Vi oui
PRESIDENT ooloIeu news
paper accounts nave nus
leu tne common peop,e a.
10 ms real ,ol'ii.,on' ioi ~
is reared that the Know
edge Oh the culinary Piep
aratlons IN the w hive
House gong on 10 res.oie
MN 10 ms FORMER proper
tiohs VIII cause prices W
rise TO a pane point.
he mas oeen get1lhs
thinner every uay anu each
town mas entertained less
OF nm HIS aVoirdupols Is
scattered over three,9ual
tiers OF the Great olrcie'
ana Nofth oarorna Is pre-
paring TO entertain nom
ing more than ms smiie.
HIS smile mas peen rightiy
dubbed the smile that won I
come OH, Tor not once mas
1t faded from ms race put
ms race Is gradually IauihS
from ~.
hltchcock, When inter
viewed by long distance
this evening, stated that no
matter what hapPene9' a
Nisolouo a.. 'i w.. 49, IL
IN 1910 t,Tbe Nation can
not agord 70 he without
II ), said Mr.. Hitcbcock.
Sneo,,er Cannon interrnnt.
"a wh;lo stmdy;rg statistics
of +ba M;ss;ssi6n; Valley
~ ordor ~ oscarta;n how
80 fnon,o he snooob on in.
1ord ma+aryoys Of Hav
Carrors stota3 +bo+ +be
Nation can not afford to
1,eon Il Usuow can we -
asks rncle Joe Htake that
srm;Io ~ ;ts nroson4 run.
~ nnrd;t;on and again
s,,rrn,,nS - w;th tba seen-
arr that hos hanoma ident;.
fod Nth "a II would raise
tbo National Dabt to hank.
sm Ia;nhts -
-AA>-eAA>
wlfely conduct. 1t Is un'
derstood that GOODWIN Is
preparing 10 place spien
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

by you deficient although capable of
better work. For this teacher you had
a lack of friendly feeling and as little
social intercourse in school matters as
possible. In 1907 you considered this
teacher to have committed an act of
INSTRUMENTATION. This fact you, as prin-
cipal, failed to call to the attention
of the department and in this did not
carry out the responsibilities of the
principalship.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

Special correspondents
hired at an immense figure
to get exclusive and accu-
rate interviews from the
discoveries of the North
Pole here present the only
true accounts of the con-
troversy:
Statement of DR.. Cook
Peary is n faker.
Statement of Commander
Peary-Cook is a lemon.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
Castle B. Cooke Co., Ltd
|, Life and Fire
Insurance
Agents

General Insurance Agents. representing
New England Mutual Life Insurance
Company NJ Boston,
Aitna Fire Insurance 90,
ATTENTION
We haya juil accepted tho Agency
and
Ths fTolOetoI Underwriters " inc
fhosnlE u HaTifoIa,
Thfsf ! 10 Rlsa Hmopg ihs Mil "
aeheg N hap Flausllge,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
AWFUL WAR
is NOW ON
Central American Powers
Clash in Bloody
Conflict.

Ed. Note.-Upon hear.
ing that war had broken
out between Salvador and
Nicaragua, we Immediately
dispatched Richard Hardly
Peevish to the scene. He
has not yet arrived and we
are dependent upon the
cable. We trust to hear
from him next week.
Bluefields.-War will soon
be declared.
Panama.-War might be
declared.
Bluefields.-Large bodies
of troops are massing in
this vicinity to go to the
front.
Managua. - Nobody can
find the front.
Panama,-Salvador is or
dering up achievements.
Two regiments dispatched
to the relief of forces at
the front were forced to
make a wide detour to
avoid two drunken Ameri-
cans who were in the mid
die of the road.
Bluefields. - War has
broken out at last. Fierce
fighting is reported in the
vicinity of Paso de Spada
and 10000 are reported
dead. This is considered
unfortunate, as the great
loss will prevent two of the
regiments who have suffer
ed most, from the tele-
graphic reports, from leav.
ing this place for the scene
of action.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

A cable from London
states that England claims
the --LATEST man. He has
been in bed for three
months and refuses to get
up. When his wife chases
him out of the door, he
comes in at the window and
goes to bed again. And yet
they say the English have
no humor!
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
Commercial Review

Two big deals of extraordinary Importance and farreacng influence have
during
Co and W. G. Irwin which already
other probable
details of published the
columns of this details avaiabe
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
Advertisement.

WANTED-By Papa Will
helm of Germany, nice
young man to marry Vic
toria Louise. Must be of
royal blood and fairly pre-
sentable. Apply at Pots
dam.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

Pioneer NAs active sad tho hgpls
gulnpd d Nrpk hRn yesterday Hhrn u
lsbqgadpi " ihalply from ihe lon %
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

An unexpected demand Tor On0moa
developed during the wak, several hun
droi shares changing hands Tho trad
Ing Ia this stack pushed n up a bit,
The elnslnR price being 6l,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02
The Stock Market,

The stock market during tho week
was unusually steady there being no
remarkable fluctuations in prices.
While trading was not heavy, Il WAS
fairly active, Hawaiian Commercial
leading In the number Of shares that
changed hands Two blocks ~ 500 each
aud ane Of 500 NJ this stock were sold
a. 1878, while there we're n number Of
smaller sales Hi from $3.50 10 1878.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-11-02

The Henry Waierhouse Trust Cam
puuN Lid, ns attorneys ln fact for
the United States Fidelity und Guar.
puly Company, haNr died with tho
courts and Territorial o1iocs aud fed'
oral Offices, new powers OF attorney,
namipp A. w. shlngle, A, N, Camp
bell, w. a. Castle, y, H. Whington,
A. LOWS Im w. %, SAITH W D.
furbes and j " farwol ~ attorneys
ia fael, inatmurh hS feYoeaiian ~ old
pnWph ne ailamoy vas mAdn ueers.
saIy hy death pr removal from lhr
islands NJ .afsIai " lhe pgnops
nAmpd NJ thpm,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
A GOOD METHOD
OF TESTING SEEDS
Farmer Should Make Most
Thorough Test of Them
Before Planting.

In the state course of study issued
by the North Dakota agricultural col
lege, the following directions are Civ
en- for testing farm seeds. An even 100
seeds are selected of any given grain,
tested in the following manner:
''Invert a small pie plate in an ordi'
nary dinner plate, then pour small
amount of water into the dinner plate
place a double cotton flannel cloth
over the pie plate wide enough to
reach from side to side and long
enough to reach into the water from
both sides of the plate, The cloth will
carry water to the seeds placed be
tween the folds OF the cloth as lamp
wick carries oil, and in sufficient guam
tity to sprout the seed Another din
ner plate should then be placed over
the pie plate and cloth TO prevent toe
rapid evaporation of the water Seeds
tested in this way under ordinary tenn
peratures and care give better results
than they would had they been sowu
in the field where varying tempera
lures, depths Of covering, and moisture
obtained act as a drawback to the full
termination of the seed These fact.
should be taken into consideration
when trials are made
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
AN INTERESTING PAINT TEST

There is very simple an d interest
Ing chemical test by which to detect
impurity In paint materials, Thou
sands and thousands of people, all over
the country, are making this test 1t
is sure way to safeguard against
the many adulterated white leads
which are on the market. Any one
can make the test--all that is needed
Is simple little instrument which
may be had free by writing National
Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Building.
New York. and asking for House
owners Painting Outfit No 49,.
The outfit includes also set of color
schemes for exterior or interior paint
ing, or both, If you wish, and book
Of specifications. No houseowner
should make any arrangements for
painting till he gets this outfit.
One can't expect a satisfactory paint
Ing job without pure white lead. There
is way TO make sure you're getting a
pure white lead--without testing it. See
that the keg bears National Lead Com
pany's famous Dutch Roy Painter trade
mark which is positive guarantee OF
purity. Your dealer probably has
this white lead. If not let National
Lead Company know.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
STRONG CONCRETE CULVERT
BUILT AT MODERATE COST
Coco Road Essentials Farmers in
Travelling Place o Place, Whether Business
P1easure-By A. j. SaSer.

road socn becomes water soaked. The
crown can be too great. so that the
traffic keeps continually in the middle
Of the road, wearing the middle out
hollow and retaining the water until
evaporation takes place, instead OF
shedding il into the bitches. Again,
if the earth is piled too high in the
middle the side slopes will be washeu
into the side bitches, which not only
damages the road but fills up the side
bitches. The crown should be more
on steep grades than on the moro
level port ions. since on the grades tho
line of steepest descent is not per
pendicular to length of the road, and
consequently the water, in getting
from the center of the road to the
side bitches, travels obliquely down
the road grade, instead of following
the track and washing the hill length
wise,
Another cause of failure is the want
of thorough mixing. There may be a
proper amount of sand and clay placed
upon the road. yet If it is not thor
tion in every place the road is not
! likely to withstand public traffic. II
will become loose in some places and
| muddy in others. Such variations may
occur every few feet, and even at the
I same place, one wheel track being in
loose sand and the other in mud
Where this condition occurs more
good, tough clay should be mcorpo
rated in the first and mere sharp sant
in the second section.
Frost is another cause of failur,
and one more difficult to deal wit
than any heretofore mentioned. an,
should be treated, when the founda
ton is wet, with tile.
Failure is sometimes due to tn
kind of sand selected. None excep
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
Mrs. Howe,s Opinion.

Mrs. Julia Ward Howe's sense OF
the ridiculous has always been sa-
wing grace, leading her to avoid grand
iloquence. On one occasion lady
at Newport, trying to get fine senti-
ment out of her, said one moonlit
evening on vine-hung veranda.
Mrs. Howe, do say something lovely
about my piazza!" Whereupon every
one listened for the reply, In her
delicately cultivated voice Mrs. Howe
responded: Il think it is a bully
piaz. New York Herald
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13

1t is by the wagon ways that the
farmers generally pass from place to
place. for business or for pleasure,
and those wagon ways appear to-day
far worse than we should expect to
see them, with the great wealth and
advanced civilization the people have
attained
The farming class, that has had
charge of the public roads for the
last 100 years or more, has been slow
to learn that the soil made by nature
through grinding or pulyerizing rock
with some humus or vegetable matter,
when it is wet and mixed up, is mud
and when very dry and worn by pub
Hoard's Dairyman. For six months
out of year. If an earth road is
properly constructed with crowned
center for surface drainage and deep
side bitches for subdrainage, by add
ing a little new soil each year, or as
often as worn out, the earth or soil
road will be good until the bad roads
sion. as it is to-day. But If the road
engineers will go deeper into the bot
tom of the bitches after the subsoil
and surface the road grade after any
system, the perfectly crowned surface
will compact, and with a Trail road
drag to go over the road after long
continuous rainstorm, the new subsoil
road material will coalesce and press
together in compacted mass and
make the next quality to sandclay
gravel or stone road for light traffic
on the less travelled crossroads.
Civilization owes few greater debts
than that to John Luden Macadam
| The historian Macaulay tells us that
s"of all inventions. the alphabet and
printing press alone excepted. those
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13

Seed testing is so simple that there
is really no reason why every farmer,
should not make a test of portion OF
any crop that he intends to plant.
Many crops fail because the seed IL
poor. Where a person tests the seed
before planting he has reasonable as.
surance of just what he can expect.
Where the terminating quality OF
the seed is questionable and the fact
is found out in time 1t is a compare.
lively simple matter to reject it and
replace with other seed as compared
with the expense and difficulty of ma.
king such a change after the seed is
planted
In making tests of seed II is always
well to make a selection of average
quality In this way the test is not
likely to be deceptive by indicating un,
warranted results in terminating quail
ity.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
Work of Fish Hatcher!es.

As the result of special efforts in
the hatchery work during the year
the output of fish and eggs in 1908 was
greater than ever before in the history
of the national bureau. reaching to-
tai of S71,456, $50. OF this number
2,413, SO9,225 were young fish distrib-
uted for the stocking and restocking
of public and private waters, and the
remaining 45764TO55 were eggs de.
livered to state and foreign hatcherles
The output of young fish exceeds the
greatest previous record for any one
year by 376,O00,000,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13

inventions that bridge distacce have
done the most for civilization" Lord
Bacon said: There he three things
tina, make the nation great and pros.
perous-a fertile soil, busy workshops
and easy conveyance for man and
goods from place to place
Macadam defined the road as IAN
artificial flooring forming strong,
smooth, solid surface, capable of car,
rying the greatest weight, over which
carriages may pass without meeting
any impeachment"
Many failures have been made in
the building of sand-clay roads, and
the first cause of failure is the want
of perfect drainage. 1t is customary
to give to the sand-clay road a little
greater crown than is given to mac
adam or stone or gravel road, espe-
cially where the grade is above three
per cent If the subsoil upon which
the road is built is clay, il is impor.
tant that the bottom of the side
bitches should be Is inches or more
below the crowd or middle of the
travelled track. The better the sur.
face is cared for--i. e., the smoother
the surface is kept-the less the
crown required. The more level the
road, other things being equal, the
easier to travel on. If there Is not
enough crown the water cannot easily
reach the side bitches, and hence the
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
ECZEMA COVERED HIM.
Itching Torture Was Beyond Words
Slept Only from Sheer Exhaustion
Relieved In "a Hours and
Cured by cuticura in a Month.

81 am seventy-seyen years old, and
some years ago l was taken with &C.
zema from head to foot. / was sick
for six months and what / suffered
tongue could not tell. l could not
sleep day or night because of that
dreadful itching; when | did sleep 1t
was from sheer exhaustion. l was
one mass of irritation; 1t was even in
my scalp. The doctors medicine
seemed to make me worse and l was
almost out of my mind. l got a
set Of the Cuticura Soap. Ointment and
Resolvent. / used them persistently
for twenty-four hours. That night
slept like an infant. the first solid
nights sleep had had for six months.
" n month was cured. w, Harrison
Smith, Mt. Kisco, N. Y, Feb. 8, 1909
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
Cow Never Said a Word.

When one of the tenders of the City
railway cars picked up young heifer
at the corner of Third and Jersey
streets the conductor filled out the re-
quired report blank to Superintendent
Edward Howell. In answer to the
question: What did the victim say?"
'he employe wrote; "She was car.
ried along on the fender for short
distance, then rolled off and ran away
without saying a word" Dayton Co.
lumbus Dispatch.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13

sand made up of angular grains il
adapted to sand-clay road making
Sand with grains which are worn o.,
round or sand which has been ground
up by the action of wheels or water
until very fine is unsatisfactory and
often worthless. When the road sur
face becomes worn and dusty in dry
weather or muddy in wet weather
there should be added more good
tough CLAY and coarse, sharp sand
which will add cementing material
and may be made hard by sprinllline
and rolling or by dragging with a road
drag after every heavy, long-continued
rain just as the material begins to
dry sufficiently to work smooth under
the drag. The use of round sand
should be avoided, as a perfect bond
cannot be effective and the road can.
not resist the rolling action of wheels.
the tendency being much the same as
when pressure is applied to mass
of marbles. Care should always be
taken TO select the sharpest and clean.
est sand that can be found.
Clays containing iron and lime are
the best and sedimentary or chalky
clays, as they are commonly known.
are the poorest for bodybuilding pur
poses, because of the fact that this
particular clay has rarely iron or lime
sufficient to cement or bind the mate,
rial together.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-05-13
Ewes Are relieved BY Murine

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