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Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Whsrn Il Circulated.

There lives an editor 10 interior
Pennsylvania. Jim Sweeney by name.
who has a keen sense OF humOr. Seek
ing to increase bis fortune. Sweeney
once wrote to a prospective advertiser.
setting forth in attractive fashion the
value Of his paper as a medium Of
publicity.
The advertiser was captivated by
Sweeney's letter; but. desirous Of more
specific assurances before he invested
his money, Ice wrote to Sweeney. say
ing that he hadn't heard Of the Trump
town Sentinel. Where does 1t circu-
! lRteyl he asked
And in his Illuminating way swee-
ney wrote back
'The Trumptown Sentinel circuiates
In Europe. Asia. Africa. North and
South America. and it's Just about all
can do TO keep It from going to h-T'
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
FARMERS AGAIN
DISCUSS SPEEDING
Brandywine Grange to Confer
With Auto Association on
Subject

Brandywine Grange at its weekly
meeting at Talleyville last night again
discussed automobile speeding along
the country roads. The question win
be further considered at the next meet
ing. 1t is Proposed TO confer with the
automobile association as to the plac-
ing Of road signs and warnings at
dangerous places near Talleyville.
The grange made final arrangements
for Farmers Institute to be held at
Talleyville on next Thursday night.
The institute will be free AMI every
body is invited Miss Gray viii speak
on twentieth Century Food
Problems" and there viii be other In
teresting addresses by Mrs. Simpson
and Mrs. Wells.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Thn Mn nd thn MlII.

The directors Of q mining company
with headquarters IN New York. upon
whose property a 'shoot" OF milling
ore was discovered. decided to build
large and expensive mill against the
protest of the superintendent. when
the mill was completed the ore shoot
had come TO an end. A new superin.
tendent was employed. and explora-
tion work soon disclosed another body
OF mineral. Anxious TO make q record
and also to revive the early enthusi-
asm OF the directors. the new superin-
tendent selected a soap box full OF the
choicest samples and sent them by ex-
press TO the board.
The day after their arrival in New
York he received the following tele.
gram: start the mill at once"
The second ore body proved TO be
but a small pocket" and that very
morning it had completely played out
Explanations by telegraph were oui
OF the question The new superintend.
ent was In quandary. He was noted
however, for readiness in an emergen
cy. His native talent did not desert
him. He suddenly got a bright idea
and. hurrying down to the telegraph
Office, dispatched this reply:
"Send back the mine, and win star
the mill"
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
REPORT NICARAGUA
FORCES In A CLASH

BY United Press Leased Special Wire.
NEW ORLEANS. Nov. 5.-That an
engagement has taken place between
the administration forces and the in
surgents in Nicaragua near FL Chile
is the news received in advices from
members Of the Central American col
ony. One cablegram signed zelaya de-
clare sthe administration forces won
a decided victory but gives no de-
tails.
other advices say the insurgents were
winners The eastern cable stations
are In the hands OF the insurgents while
Zelaya controls those OF the west coast
making 10 difficult 20 get confirmation
of the reports.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
An EnoIInh RaeInn Sion.

To an owner. OF race horses there are
few more expensive Injuries than an
unsound animal, ana therefore the
recent disappointment OF a certain
youthful noble lord who manfuily gave
1900 guineas for bargain which turn
ed out to be woefully detected in his
understandings" can readily be un-
derstood.
LET me see. You are the rascal who
sold me a horse with only three legs
and a swinger," he said one day.
CHANGING TO bumpfagainst the horses
late owner IN the paddock at Kemp
ton.
Certainly" replied the late owner
gieefu.ly-"thnt is 70 say. X you are
really the idiot sold him to-
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
BENEFIT FOR Y. M. R. c.
AT CARRICK THEATRE

The Young Mems Republican Club will
give a benefit at the Garriclz Theatre on
November 1. Last year the proceeds Of
similar beenht were sufficient TO meet
the expenses OF the winter entertainments
Of that club. The proceeds OF the coming
beenht will be used for the same purpose
and every member OF the club is request
ed 70 exert every EFFORT to make the ben
eft a success.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
AGED STRANGER IS
STRICKEN IN STREET

John W. Miller aged 81 years. OF
Brookdale, Pa, was striken with heart
trouble at Front and West streets to-
day and was taken to the Delaware
Hospital in the Phoenix ambulance. At
first 1t was thought he was IN grave
danger, but on being admitted 20 the
hospital he began 20 recover and may
leave that institution by tomorrow.
He Is we'll dressed, and came to VIII
mington to-day on a visit.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
SHE RAN A NEEDLE
INTO HER HAND

Several days ago a Maryland man had
needle removed from the heel Of his
foot. ct the Homeopathic Hospital, and
to-day woman, living in this city, had a
piece OF needle taken from her hand at
the Delaware Hospital She was Mrs.
Frances Keefer. OF no. 1900 King street.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
YOUNG MEN WANT TO
BE STANDARD BEARERS

At the next meeting Of the Standard
Bearers OF Scott NJ. Il. Church. Il will
be decided whether young men OF tho
church will be admitted to membership
In the society. This subject has been
discussed at several meetings OF the So
ciety. Young men have connection with
almost every society in the church. ex-
cope the Standard Bearers Owing 20 the
absence OF the president last night. tho
matter was not taken up.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
FINANCIAL & COMMERCIAL

II IS expected that Colorado Southern
will resume dividends the last Of the
month.
Cotton was very nervous and errstic,
with big houses supposed to represent
the bull interests buying freely
The rise in Southern Pacific brought a
revival Of story of increased dividend.
Steel advanced easily, and the prediction
that next dividend would be at the rate
OF 5 per cent a year was ventured In
quarters usually we'll informed regarding
Intentions Of large interests In the prol-'
erty.
Earnings Of Northern Paeiho were said
70 be showing large increases both II
Gross and net as compared with lasr
wear and Il was contended that full eN-
tent OF the improvement was not re-
hected IN present price OF stock, hence
the ricn
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
OPEN BIDS FOR
FORT BUILDINGS

lids were opened at Fort DUPONT at
II O'Clock this morning for the con-
struction Of several new buildings at
the fort They include one set Of
quarters for field officers, one single set
OF quarters for company officers. and
one double set Of quarters for company
officers. All the foregoing buildings
are TO be OF brick. Bids also were
opened for two double sets Of uarters,
frame, for non-commissioned officers.
The contract awards will not be made
for sometime. as the bids will be gone
over acrefully.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
CHARLEY ROSS
IN STREET FIGHT

~ a esSs ~. T, vie NJ nltsSls s Sil,llo
gument at Second and Market streets
short arm jabs. uppercuts and right and
left hooks, PatrOlman Walaer SherWin
came along and as referee he stopped the
bout. Both men viii be arraigned in
City Court tomorrow morning on q
charge Of fighting in the street.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
TAFT WITNESSES NARROW


BY United Press Leased Special Wire.
SAVANNAH, Ga, Nov. 5-Tlre Presi-
dent last night witnessed the narrow
escape from death Of Fred Owens. an
aeronaut. who attempted to follow the
Taft parade in a dirigible balloon.
Owens lost control Of his balloon bv
the breaking of u part Of the mechan-
ism. His balloon was carried aloft
1000 feet, and got beyond the range
Of the searchlights that had been pIav-
ing on it. A gale was blowing and IL
was eeared that Owens would be dash
ed to death, but the balloon finally
landed safely in the railway yards east
Of the city.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Blankets and COmfOrtahIeS

Why be prepared for the cold weather take
tag of values in Blankets and Comforabes Our $500
Blankets the best value offered anywhere.
quilted Iued Bed Comfort $50 each sale price oSc
sendd Grey Blanket 114 SIZE regular $I5o value sale
Grey Sweaters Sis each special price SGoo
Special showing OF Chldrens Flannelette Night Gowns
81, soc and csc
57adeS auneee Night Gowns a Sizes for Soc ST and 81
Ladies' Boys and Girls Sweaters special; worth SI5o; sale
Chdens Cloth and Bearskn Ieggns SOC 75c 81 and SIPS
Beautiful Leather and Elastic Belts soc 7sc and SIoo
Black and Colored Silk Rus ST. $3.50 ST. $3.50 S. and S.
Black and Coored SILK Skirts $3.50, S39S S. and So
-Four STYLES Rich Black Saeen Skirts worth $3.50 for 9Sc
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
FARMER STRICKEN
WHILE IN BARN

Robert p. Dennison, a farmer OF Mil
Creek hundred. was stricken with para
lysis last evening, and IS In a critical
condition. Mr.. Dennison was In his barn
at the time feeding cows. He was car
ried to the house and DR.. John Ball was
summoned and has been IN attendance
since. Mr.. Dehnison was unconscious at
noon.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
FALL FROM CAR,
BROKE HIS LEG

Alena Careila, of No. CIT Lincoln
street. fell from a street car at Twenty
nth and Market streets, to-day. break
ing a leg. He was taken to the
Homeopathic Hospital, where the frac-
ture was reduced
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
LOOK FOR MEN WHO
SANDBAGGED AGENT

BY United Press Leased Special Wire.
NIAGARA FALLS. Nov. 1.-Two men
who sandbagged William Dobson, the
Canadian Express Company cashier here
yesterday afternoon and made on with
a packet containing Sil15s In currency are
at large this afternoon and the police
are utterly bafied.
Dobson is in a serious condition. The
ROBBERS had about 1 5minutes to make a
getaway to the American side Of the
river.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Auxiliarv Meetino Tonioht,

The regular monthly meeting Of the
Hanover Church auxiliary will be held
this evening at the home Of Mrs. J.
Frank Ball, No. 1919 Park Place The
subject for study will be Korea. Mrs
Ball win give her report Of the synodi-
cal meeting in Baltimore.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
nenin Nowl

You will read ia song or story
OF the men OF sturdy win
Who have fought for gold or glory
And have scaled achievementa's hill,
But 10 make the application
And TO draw the moral true
II you'd win that lofty station
Start today: It's up to you.
Ernest Neal Lyon.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

in one OF the
newspaper OF
fees and went
20 worn as gay
as a lark. About
noon on Satur-
day the editor
Of the paper
called an officer.
"See that man
sticking type
over theref" he
said TO the mar
shall.
YES" WAS the
reply. "Is he a
crook 2"
fsNof ~ ali -
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Thouahts and Acts.

Power 10 do good IS the true and law.
ful end OF aspiring. for good thoughts,
though God accept them. yet toward
men they are little better than good
dreams, exceptithey be put in act, and
that cannot be without power aud
place. as vantage and commanding
ground.--Bncon.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

Am. Locomoti 6S3l Nor. Pacific I4S
Anal. Copper. 80 IS Norfolk = WestY5H
Am. Smelling 1908 lN't@ern Cent t6A
Ann Sugar cof3355 Peoples Gas M Z
Atch. T. g. S. T24H Pennsylvania I47A
Asphalt Com. 27X Phila. Rap. I ~
B. 70 Ir6B Phila. Compsa 49
Brooklyn r. T. - TPhila. EleetricI3N
Cen1 Leather 4SK Reading I63
Ches. & Ohio. 4 Rock Island 4oA
Cambria Steel 46H st. Paul ...I57I
Denver & K. CASs( Southern Pac I79K
Erie Common 3j3+ South. Com. 3I%
Erie Ist pfd AS Ttnopah oIIl6
Elec. OF Amer. notwithstanding SeK
Louisville & f:s4A Union Pacih 7oII
Lehlgh Nav. IT7IIU. S. st. Com ooH
Leh. Valley o8BlU. S. st. ProiI7S
Missouri pse.. n wabash Pref 81
Mo. Kan & Te, AK Western Unio TX
n. Y. Central I3l3ll
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

quiet red headed
printer sitting
on the front
step OF the Office
this evening at
$50 o'clock IN n
d0zed condition.
and he will need
attention. Gen
fly. bat firmly,
take him to the
c cooler. take
what money he
has from him
and give him a
nights LODGING.
I will be after
him Sunday"
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Mundy 10 PIax Washinaton Heiahts.

The Mundy A. c., which has defeat
ed such teams as Chesmar, Jrs ALI
Stars and Rockford, win line up against
the st. Elizabeth team on Saturday
afternoon at Washington Heights, and
a great game is looked for. Manager
Curtis Diamond. Of the Mundy Club,
will play the following players in
Saturdays game: Ends, O'Neil and
Pyle; quarterback. Reisman; center,
Bill" McGowan; guards. Click and
Baldwin; tackles. Diamond and Sauns;
left halfback. kid" Buckley and
Thomas; right back. Joe Allow; full
hack, Steve Smith. on Thanksgiving
day the Munday club viii 80 20 Ches-
~. to play the Upland High
schoof
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

rrha op,ost c,it- ABOUT THAT NAN"
ed OF the editor the next day. "You
were mistaken about that man Red"
said the officer to the editor.
'erhat seems Incredible" said the
surprised editor.
Eyes" the marshal asserted. ut was
8.s5 before he went 10 roOst on the
steps Saturday night."-Kansas City
Journal
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
FloriStS
DEATHS
Ella Bayard.
Leon r Benson.
Ei,,ora Priestly.

RENsON-In this city, on November 4th,
1903 con F., son Of Oscar p. and Mag
1-ie 70 Benson, aged Is months.
Funeral from his parents residence
~, 1509 C,lavmont street, on Saturday af-
teTnoon. November eth. at o'clock. In
ter,nenf al New Cathedral Cemetery.
this city on November
1o0Q Tivora, widow Of Thomas c..
Priestiey, aged S5 years.
F1nerai services will be held at her
late residence. No. s Carpenter street, on
sunday afternon, November z, at =
o'eiock. Interment at Riverview Gene
RAYARD-In Daulphin. Pa, on Novem-
her 2 1909. Ella Bayard. widow OF tho
late Edward Bayard. aged 50 years
Interment at Wilmington, Del, on the
.,-ri,,al OF the train at 1.l0 o'clock, Sat
,rdav afternoon 1nterment at Whining
ron and Brandywine Cemetery.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Not Expecting q Flood.


An old lady recently bargained with
a cabman standing outside Colchester
railway station 10 take her into the
town. The sum being agreed upon, the
dame returned into the station and
soon reappenred with two parrots in
cages, which she handed up to the
cabman Again she journeyed to the
platform and brought out two cats.
A third trip she made. bringing back
daintily dressed fox terrier, and q
fourth expedition was interrupted by
cabby exclaiming;
"Beggin' your pardon. ma'am. but
you amt expectln' a food. 'opeT"
Dear me. no." was the reply.
Whatever made you ask that ques
oh, it's all right. ma'am." said
jehu. Il thought Id ask, COS 1 amt
certain as low my horse can swim,
and l fancied by the look OF your lug
gage that you were a-takin' my keb
for a Noak's ark"-London Answers.
TAKE cAREi
At a certain point In the Alps the
guides Will warn the tourists against
making noise. They will tell you
not to speak or sing lest the echoes
start an avalanche from its delicate
poise and bring destruction on the val
ley. dwellers beneath.
1t is like adding the proverbia,
straw that breaks the camers back.
| Likewise
There are people bearing heavy
loads whose burdens become too great
when a single word or tone is added.
1t needs but the slight addition to
crush them down
Ever think OF it7
These people are lighting against
odds. The outcome is in the balance
when you throw new pressure into
the scales the burden sometimes be
comes. too great to be borne.
For instance
There IS the wife aud mother burn
ing out her beauty over the cook
stove, STOPPING her frail shoulders
wearing herself out on husband ano
children. She can stand all that. II
IS the woman's way TO sacrifice FOL
those she loves. even unto death.
BE careful how you add to her tire
mendous burden that OF the com
planning word.
And there is the husband. BE plod
along at his task Of filing othe
mouths besides his own. He Is th'
poorest dressed Of all the family. An'
when the others go on a vacation h
stays at home.
He is glad to do It. He asks n
better fate than TO work for his own
But
II. when he has done his best ther
is the added burden Of dissatisfaction
1t breaks the oldsman's heart.
In a lesser degree the same is en-
OF the employee who Is faithful AM
does his best to please. He expect
his pay envelope on Saturday, o
course. but he. expects more than thai
And he deserves more. lie deserve
a word or praise. speak Il and HI
burden Ilghtens: withhold It and th
load grows. heavy.
Why is sittfha our human nature
= so quick TO vblone and 80 slow &
= praise? eA
{ The word OF censure springs nat
uraIly TO the tongue. The word c
= cheer sticks, IN the Throat. When v
ought to keep still we are all TO
4 ready to speak When we ought t
d speak we are dumb.
: Praise IS the cheapest thing in th
d world and the scarcest-
Paradoxicai as it may seem, prais
costs nothing. and yet It is beyond a
: price. The value Of words OF cheer {
: the heavy laden soul is incalculabls.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
9 The - 7
Scrap Book
Eivn Minute. Late.

An old time tramp printer, bearing
the aristocratic appellation "Muscogee
Red" drifted into Lawrence once on
the tail end OF q blizzard. found q case
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
CHANDLER g T1dSstsasr E%SsI%:r

No. 2t4 W. Ninth Street.
Careful attention day or night.
Bodies in Boarding Houses. Hotels
and Hos-'tals removed and cared fos
until claimed. Carriages furnished
Appointments flrst-ciass. Both PhoneA
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

z1s D. m. quotations from ?. D
Lsokev & Co., Bankers and Brokers,
members Philadelphia Stock Exchange
s4s Market street. Wilmington, Del.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Grain Market

Reported daily BY 2. D. Lselcey q
Co., bankers and brokers, members
Philadelphia Stock Exchange, s4s Mar
ket ST.
WHEAT CORN. OATS.
Sept. Dec. Sept. Dec. Sept. Dec
1O3 1929 5s% sos 89ss 41H
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
Junior Choir TO Rshsar...

The Junior Choir Of Scott NJ Z.
Church will hold It's weekly rehearsal
this evening IN the Sunday school room
Of the church.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

Most Extraordinary Special Sale.
See McMahon's Adv. Another Pages
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

replied the editor. BEST fellow in the
world. He is also one OF the quiet
est But at o'clock IN the evening
he will get his pay. You viii find that
Evening journal., 1909-11-05
TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.
FOR sALE-coAL YARD.

IOO IA z FOh CIASSiFlSA itOtN'
FOR sALE-coAL YARD.
5000 tons sold last year; railroad sid
ings; feed mill; blacksmith shopi stabling
and all necessary outbuildings; good op-
for p couple Of live young msn;
terms easy. Apply TO
Isaac Dillon, No. III w. Eleventh 81.
Lon SALEs-NO. 40 W. ELEVENTH
street. eight rooms with bath, front
porch everything complete; will pay 8
per cent A bargain N sold within ten
davs. ISAAC DILLON,
Nov.5-6t No. III w. Eleventh 81.
WANTED = TWENTY-FIVE LABOR
w ers. Apply Superintendent,
BREAISWATER CO..
Bellevue Del; take Darby cars.
Nov5-1t.
TOR sALE-S25 Will BUY A SQUARE
Il plano, rosewood case. 2iS West st.
NOv5-2t.
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

Read THE EVENING JOURNAL
Evening journal., 1909-11-05

School
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-08-06
We pay postage and send
&k< R~ FREE RED CROSS Pns
ana fistulA Cure.
ktA co, Dept. bS. Minneapolis. MINI.
Not Worth Shinelino.
From Nudge.

The late Thomas Bone, "the sailors
missionary was the soul of kindness,
but he was seldom worsted in repartee.
One of the many instances of this Civ
en- in his just published life is the fol-
lowing:
His work was not without its hui
morous side. Among the new men
there were always some who sought a
little. amusement at his expense, but
they reckoned without their host. His
kindly manner never changed. The
smile never left his face. There was
no venom in the retort, but it seldom
failed to silence the interrupter. The
laugh raised at his expense made it
quite certain that no second attempt
would be made.
Seeing him approaching one day,
one Of a group of sailors announced
his intention of having some fun. He
stepped forward n removed his hat,
revealing a perfectly moot crown,
and asked:
"tCan you tell me why my head is
so bald, while all my companions have
plenty of hair
Il don't know was the smiling re-
ply, unless the reason given me the
other day by a farmer would apply,
that an empty barn is not worth shing-
ling"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-08-06
rTCHED TWELVE A

Eczema Made Hands and Feet Swell,
Peel and Get Raw-Arm Affected,
Too-Gnve Up All Hope of Cure
Quickly Cured by C~uticura.
II suffered from eczema on my
bands, arms and feet for about twelve
years, my hands and feet would swell,
sweat and itch, then would become CAL
Ious and get very dry, then peel Off and
get raw. l tried most every kind of
salve and ointment without success. 1
tried several doctors, but at last gave
up thinking there was a cure for &C.
sema. A friend of mine insisted on nv
trying the Cuticura Remedies, but I
did not give them a trial until / got
so bad that l had to do something.
| secured a set and by the time they
were used | could see a vast improve
nent and my hands and feet were
healed up in no time. have had no
trouble since. Charles T. Bauer, r.. r..
D.. 65, volant, Pa, March IL, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. OF Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-08-06
Pointed Paragraphs.

From the Chicago News.
Wise Is the man who closes his face be-
fore he says too much.
The man who does his best can trust the
world TO do it's part.
Our mistakes of yesterday are respon-
sible for our worries of today.
It's as difficult for some people to let
go as 1t is for others to catch on.
Many a mans ideas of clothing COM
fort is the kin his wife won't let him
wear.
After a man gets 10 be a millionaire
he can afford to carry a shabby umbrella.
Occasionally a man is SO absent-minded
that he pays his gas bill the day before II
is due.
We wonder If the Lord loves a cheerful
giver as much as the cheerful giver. loves
himself.
If a man never told a lie it's because no
young mother ever asked him what he
thought of her baby.
When you hear a girl speak OF a young
man as being a bear-well, you can draw
YOU own conclusions.
A bachelor says matrimony Is a sort OF
training school in which some women
learn the art of drawing alimony.
A small boy doesn't have a very good
time at a picnic unless he requires the
services OF a doctor a few hours later.
Fools in glad rags are often permitted
to rush in where unlaundered hobos would
be knocked down and dragged out.
Beware of people who pat you on the
back. They may be looking for an OPP
portunity to kick your feet from under
you
If there's one thing In a newspaper that
interests a fat woman more than the bar
gain sales it is the obesity cure adver-
tisementS.
There are $4,000 worth of buttons made
in this country every year, yet lots of
men use nails to connect their suspenders
with their trousers.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-08-06
Pointed Paragraphs.

From the Chicago News.
Occasionally the taxidermist stuffs
himself-at meal time.
A spinster's face Is sure to light up
IL she strikes a match.
Cupid denies all connection with bar
gain-counter marriages.
How one woman does enjoy seeing
enother fall in Owe with the wrong
man!
Don't hold your head so high that
you can't see where your feet are GO
ing.
A married man enjoys attending a
wedding almost as much as he does a
funeral.
Some snobbish people would rather
be foolish than have sense Of the COM
mon kind.
The wages of sin are promptly paid
the debt.
: Some girls are easily won, and some
others struggle against II until they
lose out entirely.
About the only thing the something
for-nothing seeker gets is a lot OF cost
ly experience.
II is pleasant at this time Of the year
to hear the running comments OF q
babbling brook.
The Wall street lamb who tries to
become q bull or a bear usually winds
up by making a monkey OF himself.
A woman ceases TO wear her heart on
her sleeve about the time she begins TO
hang her back hair on a hook.
The average man would like his wife
TO be a practical and sensible woman,
yet If she is it's 10 TO l he'll be afraid
OF her,