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Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Probably Insane.

"Winkley is good deal of a crank
Isn't he?"
That doesn't half describe him. He's
going around now insisting that If the
postofiice department has to be made
seif-sustaining the war and navy de-
partments ought to be run the same
way"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
.semIL pug pIepuuls oHoulsO-

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yIeM .selnuIW u9l HIuo AlIeeL J! sL'
.so,nonS sul uI SupuILds suI1
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Omissions of History.

Archimedes had just announced that
IL he had lever long enough and
fulcrum on which to rest it he could
move the earth.
IF you can't move the EARTH"
shrieked a suffragette turn the job
over to us! Wen do it,"
But the journalists and historians OF
that day, being men exclusively, mean
ly blue penciled that part Of the story.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Ia. .366 TESTIMONIALS
knem of one.

suggestion? H'mph! Did you ever
hear of real cure effected by 'sugges-
ton?'
Il personally know OF one. once
mggested to young fellow that If he
didn't want to have a big dog chasing
him off the premises he'd better quit
coming to my house, and 1t cured him
of the habit"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

you will miss your son John wher
he goes back to school"
Yes answered Farmer Corntossel
81 don't know how I'm going to gel
along. He has got all the critters or
the place so used to his college vel
that ] don't s'pose anyone else kir
drive 'em." m."-Washirotno Star.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

"Your milk costs you 12 cents Q
quart and your butter IS cents Q
pound? Why do you pay such exorbi-
tant prices as that for them?"
BLESS you. don't I'm merely add
ing in what 1t costs me for ice TO keer
them sweet"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Church Resists the State.

Nantes, France, Nov. 15.-In fulfill
ment of a warning sounded when the
church placed a ban upon certain
school books, which the clergy con
sidered offensive to the Catholic
church, the priests are refusing abso
luton to Catholic school children who
are using the books interdicted by the
church.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

Before 1880 most English railway
carriages had only four wheels, and
weighed ten tons. From 1880 to 1890
they had six wheels, and weighed fif-
teen or sixteen tons; from 1890 to 1900
they had eight wheels, and weighed
twenty-four tons; and since 1900 the
fashion is twelve wheels for dining
and sleeping cars, and the weight is
thirty-five to fortv-two tons.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature ssss' ,oo Of &!MzZzNu
A NnMnIng VOID.

mo mere mortal" declared the pro
fessor in astronomy, "can comprehend
the immensity of space"
Il think ean," ventured one OF his
auditors.
'And why your
Il have daily humorous column tc
all up."-bouisville Courier-Journal.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Even the Hen. watch EN-,

Even the Hens Watch EN-.
Hank Stubbs-Hens layin' much
sow. Bige?
Bige Miller--Skurce any.
Hank Stubbs-What's the trouble?
Bige Miller-Don't hev time fur
dodgin' them pesky autymobiles.-Bos
ton Herald.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

"That man." said the court onlooker'
will be convicted surely. He's making
a very poor impression on the witness
stand"
"That isn't the defendant" said
LAWYER. Hes just one of the alienlsts
undergoing cross -examination."-De-
troit Free Press
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
More Information.

Mrs Chugwater-Josiah, what is Q
"swastika?"
Mr. Chugwater (momentarily at o
loss)-Do you mean to say you dom
know what swastika is? A swastika
is-why, blame it, Swastika is the
name of the Eskimo that helped Cool
discover the north pole!-Chicagc
Tribune.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Wasted.

Johnny did you have good vaca
ton at that little lake resort?"
mo, sir. Nav wouldn't let me 20
swimmin', and she made me take q
cold bath every mornin'"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

Bertha, my dear. have been look
Ing over your writing exercises. Your
orthography is atrocious You don't
seem to know how to spell even the
simplest words"
Spelling. papa, is purely arbitrary.
Words were made before the alphabet
was"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
,rn.,e Eben,s Philosophy.

"Advice," said Uncle Eben, is sum-
min like singin'. You either gifts II
free till you's tired O. listenin OF eise
it's so expensive you can't afforo
sca'sely ny."-Washington Star.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
British Cabinet Nav Quit.

London, Nov. 13.-A report is current
here that should the house of lords re-
iect the budget, Premier Asquith and
his cabinet would Immediately resign.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
pettit,s Eve saIye First Sold in 1907.

over 100 years ago; sales increase
yearly; wonderful remedy; cured mil
lions weak eyes All druggists or
Howard Bros, Buffalo. N. Y.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
He DID.

Jaffer-But don't you believe comne-
tition is the life of trade?
Fugway-Sure! Sooner or later Il
leads to the formation of a trust. ane
that's the way to make money
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

HOWARD L. BURTON : Assayer and Chemist.
II Leadvlle, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold
Silver. Lead ST. Gold, Silver 75c; Gold, 5Oc; Zinc
or Copper 81 Mailing envelopes and full price list
sant on application. Control ard Umpire work so-
Icited Reference; Carbonate National Bank.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

YES" said the defendant in the
criminal case, my lawyer certainly
made strong plea for me. He even
wept"
What was his bill?" asked the 9TH
er man.
well, as nearly as l can figure II
out he charged mo about 500 tear"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
Expensive Water Power.

Fighting the Beef Trust - See the
Frank L. Smith Co. S ad in this paper
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18
To the Brighter.

To IHt ErIghIer.
Coin along
To the brighter day;
Every storm
Has a rainbow's rayl
Constitution.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

"Fighting the Beef Trust See the
Frank L. Smith Co.'s ad in this paper.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-18

Recent discoveries have also proved that
dandruh is caused by germs on the scalp.
Therefore, to cure dsndruf, the hrstthing
TO do Is to completely destroy these dam
druh germs. Here, the same Ayers Hair
Vigor will give the same splendid results.
-Made BY the J. Q. Aver Co.. Lowell. MssL--
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
NOW
THE ONE BIG ISSUE

lean people in the immediate future is
the improvement of the waterways.
There has crystalized in the Immediate
past a sentiment that has long had
place in the conviction of the people
to the effect that transportation facil-
lies were inadequate to handle the
growing business of the country and
just now there is taking shape a thing
that will center the attention of the
people for twenty years to come and
beside which such enterprises at the
Panama canal which has been regard
ed as Herculenian, sink into insignifi-
canoe in comparison. All the water
ways of the country are to be dug out
within the next score of years and the
ocean is to be brought to the farmer
The primary indication to the effect
that this thing is actually to be done
lies in the fact that congress has ap4
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

trouS traffic COMPOSITIONS. Under
a general plan our inland waterways
can be made much more of a com
merclal unit. They must be placed in
such a position that they can secure
even against rail competition, a far
greater proportion than now of the
country's traffic. River and canal traf-
nc is now insignificant as compared
with rail traffic II is sufficient
70 say that terminal improvement is
greatly needed and is entirely posi-
BILE
Ihere has been very little coopera-
ton between the central and the To-
cal authorities. This has resulted in in
evitable lack of uniform and compre-
henslve plan and a lack of any propor-
tionate contribution from the localities
penehted. European countries have in
many cases distributed the cost of
waterways improvement upon local.
ties in some ratio with the special
Deenfits received. Such cooperation is
worthy of careful consideration in any
comprehensive plan of waterways i'm
In like manner the findings of the
special investigation. point in every
finding to the necessity Of action on
the part Of the central government. All
those interested in the project that is
destined to be the biggest undertaking
that this government has ever at
tempted are through this report given
and unbiased facts as to
the actual status of the waterways.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
Former Actress
Who Shot Lawyer
In Waldorf Hotel

NEW YORK, Aug 13-Mrs. Mary
Scott Castle, who shot William Craig
a lawyer, in the Waldcrf-Astoria ho-
tel. Is native of San Francisco and
was formerly prominent in society
there. She and Craig, who also is a
er from childhood and were good
friends until a mysterious quarrel
arose. which resulted in the shoot ng.
4 fountain pen saved Craig's life by
DETECTING the bullet Mrs. Castle went
Oh the stage few years ago after her
husband. who is now in Alaska, lost
his fortune. Her family is an excellent
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
THE UNADVERTISED THINGS :$

ported a joint commission of nine
men to visit the nations of Europe
where a similar task has been accom-
plished and to bring back report as
to the manner of it's doing This COM
mission was not Instructed to report
on the advisability of doing this thing
but to lay down a plan for its accom-
plishment. Congress wants to know
the manner of digging out the streams,
having already made up its mind as to
the advisability of it.
The second great influence that is
being brought to bear upon the imme-
Late setting about the task of actual
accomplishment is uhat of the present
administration. Mr.. Taft has given re-
peated intimation of his intention to
push inland waterways Improvement
above all the conservation measures
that have found favor with the people.
Recently he issued statement to
S. stem. a Chicago magazine in which
h. stated that he was in favor of the
broad policy of conservation but in
this he placed waterways above all
else. Then he received an invitation
frnr1 the Mississippi valley people who
IT, favoring the project of improving
!. channel from the lakes to the gulf,
rrf III Chicago to- the mouth of the
Mississippi. 1t asked that he attend the
convention to be held in New Orleans
l.: the early fall and that he travel
d'i,vn the Father of Waters from Mem
i as on that occasion. Mr. Taft mas ac-
oep.,d the invitation.
ahen came the invitation of the At
lantic Deep Waterways association
which has in mind the establishment
of an Inland water route from Boston
to Beaufort, North Carolina, the big
gest project in the nation next to teh
Mississippi This invitation was for
Nov. 1720 at Norfolk, and was like
wise accepted. Then there came an in
vitation from the National Rivers and
Harbors congress, the parent and ma
tional society of them all.
Then finally there comes the Official
endorsement of the governments reg
ularly accredited representatives ap-
pointed for the purpose of making a
report as to just what were the con-
diticns with reference to water trans
portation. Herbert Knox Smith of the
bureau of corporations, department of
commerce and labor, has been at work
for two years in an attempt to estab
lish the facts as to just what condi-
tons existed as to water transporta-
=. in this country. In his findings
which have just been made public. he
Gas:
Our increasing commerce demands
tiHt our waterways be made an active
pant of our transportation system. Our
inland rivers are not so now. Water
ways themselves and their conditions
must be improved that they shall carry
L share of the nations traffic proper
toned 20 their real possibilities, and
shall so supplement the rail system
as to prevent the recurrence of disas-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
Won't Hold Stakes.

CHICAGO, Aug. 13.-Charlie Comis-
key, the local baseball magnate named
in the Johnson Jeffries articles as the
stakeholder of the forfeits and side
bets today refused on the grounds that
Clark. of San Francisco. is favored by
Berger, representing Jeffries. Johnson
wants to know more of Clark before
he will accept him.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
TARIFF DISPOSED OF, IMPROVE
MENT OF RIVERS WILL BE
TAKEN UP.
Commission Of Men Has Been APP
pointed to Look Into Affairs In
European Countries.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 13.-(SpeciaD
Now that the atmosphere is clearing
with respect to the tariff men interest
ed in public affairs are awakening to
the fact that a great, new government
al movement with a monstrous force
back of it has come into existence and
that the big issue that faces the Amer
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

PANATORIUM DYE & CLEANING
Works We specialize on fancy and
delicate textures. Cleaning, Pressing,
Altering and Tailor Work the best.
We Dye for you. Phone 1893 and let
us call
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

one, her brother Captain Henry IT.
Scott. being an officer in the Omitted
States army.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

LODGE DIRECTORY.


INTEGRITY LODGE NO. T.. A o. u
W., meets second and fourth Mon
days in Odd Fellows Hall Fifth and
Main streets. F. Stevens, Master
Workman F. Rocker, Recorder
Meeting called at 500 P M. All So
journing brothers are cordially in
vited. S21-mo
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

CLEANING COMPANY
French Dry and Steam cleaning. Re-
pairing neatly done. Ladies work
speciality No. 2, So. 3rd st. Phone
a26. 6-25 IT,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
SECOND HAND FURNITURE

DADDY BROWN CO.. 22o w. MAIN
ST Phone 4S3 Dealer in ne" anu
all kinds of second hand furniture
stoves. BICYCLES, etc. Buy everything
and sell at very small profit. Re
pair everything. o9S-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

FOR RENT FOOM UNFURNISH-
ed flat; all modern conveniences In
the Stack cement building-9 IL
Spokane est. Also room house for
rent 7-27 If
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
FOR RENT-Houses

FOR RENT-A FOUR AND A SIX
room house, close in. Enquire 3O1
N. 3rd St. TIA If CHI.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

FOR RENT - FURNISHED ROOM,
close in and close to car line. Pri
vate family Board for two. Phone
1895. Stiff
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

Classified Ads. for Results.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13
FOR -Miscellaneous G

FOR SALE-ABOUT Is LOADS OF
good dirt. Phone 2103 1-16 If
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-08-13

Farr ,~>>,S 65
sad sA p. wA ILL HOTEL CAFE
d. In the easement; best Csc
c. G. g. everything first
"Hh' prop. ia
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
Fountain Pens

\ good gift for man or woman
il a Waterman Ideal Fountain
Pen. because they are the Very
best. All styles her. at prices
ranging from II SO to Is.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
ThermOS Bottle

\ most acceptable gift Keeps
things hot II hours OF cold for
Il longer time.
Pint size. nickel plated. SO 10.
Quart size. nickel plated. 1913.
Leather covered, 81 and 81.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
The Furniture Santa Clau,
Is Always Welcome &

Wherever there is Il home apartment. or
room in school or college dormitory: wherever =
there is the den office of friend or loved Z
there is the place for your Christmas Gift of
wisely selected. appropriate piece of furniture.
1t command here. most conveniently grouped
throughout the -four floors of our great new
furniture store. literally thousands of pieces. gift
cause not ordinary. \ host of qui t. inexpensive.
ate priced pieces and charming. collection of the
warehouse has been rented Just the funitu
held delivery Christmas Eve. if desire. r
tended FREELY. make selections ut
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

very pretty and practical gift for little money.
We have hundreds of these fine mufflers in all
cclors and combinations, made from fine silky
nerceriZed yarn. Each packed i'm u beautiful
holiday box Price only .--.-r SOC
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06

consider = hialk chopper a very
convenient and labor saving nipple
mcni 4 boy. tao horses and the
chopper aill do 'ho Work and do 81
more ha tiafactor!ly than three mon
II one s. going % plant anything
after cotton or corn. by all means get
a chopper II you are not able 20 buy
IL. rent one Of your nctghbor and on
will never be- satisfied until you own
an interest in one
A. J MOVE
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06
TT PAYS TO BUY THE BEST.
Details often Neglected i'm Farm I'M
plcmcnts.

One trouble with many farm ma
chimes is that they are SO poorly
built that they are constantly break
ing or coming TO pieces and require
the expenditure Of much time and
some money to keep them In working
order Perhaps they ar" rs we'll con
gtructcd as the care accorded them
by many users will warrant No
farmer would think Of buying "A piano
and storing Il out OF doors all winter
and then expect TO End IL on good
working order in the spring. but this
IS precisely what IS done in the case
of many machines which cost just at
much as the piano. and which should
receive equally intelligent care in or
der TO secure their bcst usefulness
I know. from long experience. that
I'm buying any sort Of machinery It
pays to get tho best and then tn take
tho best possible carr Of IT, ! am
going to buy two. horse riding cul-
uvator this spring. and &; will no; be
the cheapest one can nnd either
but tho best ono can Ind | attn
assured by old eo'tlcra tn this localj.
~ that onc-horec pillow Is tho only
satisfactory tool with which 10 maxi
crop Of corn. bat DO not believe
f.
Frequently tho addition 81 a small
sum 10 Tho coat ~ = machine bv the
manufacturer would double or oven
treble is value. have food cut
ter that veil illustrates this poirt
The ny heel Mas pcycy properly n
ted 10 tho shaft The holo in the
hub Was just cleaned on; = little
and act-bcrow put in 30 hold the
wheel in place Tho inevitable 70
Hult waH that the wheel constantly
got looao tho end Of tho nct-acrew
became battered. and hually II broke
OF in tho hub and refused 20 come
out Without heroic treatment II;
took mo some hours 20 cut key.
Way in the shaft and hub and - a
hoy with the tools AT nay disposal.
hu; II could have been donc In very
few minutes TN any machine shop
with tho proper tools believe g.
would pay the manufacturer 10 look
after such details - this and To cdu.
cato bis customers up 10 a poin'
where they would appreciate sell.
constructed machinery
~ g nUTW
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06
corro~ sfIp sAtr

2 90 hushsss y.~s3c.s f'ts3lrr cuss.u serd az
hHsacis fRrctstoF rott.u se~1 ~ huahrg a
A"ftEAEr f8fErF tHtt.u excst 4uU tt1shega
coca . tsttest srrs} H. tashvAs ttAs.seH.a gus
So rostuu sceA Its sen tuehSl Gufa - trr
isss shet tcss o. 90 TT hssshcl Ten asals ~ hgtn
holland r.ftegs a. t~f tAlf ulno tolllo
putsa p o. 4ut nA4re - ~ tuE icNAEra All
PRICED Z, = ulph springs A3A
g. ~ EAt~ti&. 1lt. nl"n springs. Ala.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06


Seed. Al o. per bushrt ten bushels - -. ~hu.
nn ffoilnc aud Hastings six cared corn.
httltt} hand plea 81. shipped hhrlioi ur IA
ear. - suit purchaser. at $40 ter hushfi sat
ihfartlpn guaranteed. = T.. POW ltti.
winfield. Ala
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06

fufo huebS aud Mexican Juno seed corn
F1p per guhhoL " bite 1Nphafn eggs 81 90
per ~. J. -. Garrett. Columbus. MlraY
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06
Wonder Cotton Seed.

i~p hundred bushels 81 WDN bEit tb1IpN
~t.Fn Tor halr Very prolific aud - inch
staple - % tter bunhri
-. :. BANKS toltmhus Mas
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-02-06
WheretO BuyFarm
and Garden Seeds

SO other ~o,ei ais ON page lR1
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-06-07

Congress in Chicago Dis
cuSSeS Ways of Bringing
About Reforms.

CHICAGO, June Criminals and
criminal law viii be discussed at a
congress that met today. The idea of
the meeting is to bring together all
the various interests to formulate
propositions for reform methods IN
dealing with crime.
Perhaps the most radical topic pro-
posed for discussion is suggestion
that convicts be employed at some
profitable labor. the proceeds of which
instead of going to the State or coun-
ty, shall be used for the 81 Export OF
those dependent on the criminal. The
abolition of the grand jury, which
many students say has Outlived its
usefulness, viii also be considered.
The delegations that assembled today
were divided into three sections for
the consideration of the following
general topics: Treatment, penal. and
remedial. of Offenders; organization.
training and appointment Of officials.
and criminal law and procedure.
About one hundred delegates are
registered. They come from all parts
Of the country and are, for the most
part, connected with colleges and
universities. Governor Deneen open
ed the conferences. 1t will close to-
morrow evening
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-06-07

but it wouldn't be any use for a mere
reporter, who isn't capable Of under
standing the wonderful, whole-souled
joys of childhood, to speak of the ex-
quisite pleasures of the hydraulic dip,
the shoot the chutes, the merry-gO-
round. and, oh. ever so many other
things. The manager himself was there
to assist the small persons who, because
they haven't any homes, become on
this one day each year the children Of
those who have much of this world $
goods.
Wal" drawled one of the men who
hang about the Conduit road, as he
stepped out of the way of the parade,
I'll bet % cents to a nickel some of
the fellers wot own them cars I'd
rather nave some O them kids than the
auters themselves and perhaps he was
right, who knows.
The children won't get back till darn.
so possibly, If you go out along the
Conduit road this evening, you can
hear the big siX-cylinder giant singing
the song Of the open highway, "Geta-
way. getaway getaway quick geta-
way, getaway, getaway quick and
purring softly to himself about the load
he carries. Perhaps you can hear him.
perhaps you can't