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Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
CHINESE SUNDAY SCHOOLS.

Baltimore American: The sooner the
churches taboo the girl missionary In tn
Chinese convert work the better It Will BE-
for all concerned. 1t Is one of the real
aspects of the yellow peril.
New York Sun: II would seem TO re in
order for phllanthropic citizens to { bnpliSh
q society for the rescue and saliva IN Of
workers for the rescue and salvation Of
Chinese converts to Christianity.
Kansas City Journal: The lesson to
American girls is, first, don't love two
Cinnamon at the same time; second, don't
love any Chinaman any time; third. don't
come In contact with Cinnamon In any way
when it is possible to avoid it.
st. Louis Republic; The solution Of the
problem is simple. Let the element Of the
attraction of American women for oriental
toughs be taken out of the Chinese sunday
school; let it's work stand or fail on the
interest evoked by the truth as taught by
men to men. The spectacle offered In
Brooklyn in 1903 OF numbers of American
women calling at the Gates Avenue police
station with roses, pies, cigarettes, etc.
for Chinese laundrymen arrested because OF
stories told by young girls would then be
impossible of reproduction, there or else
where.
Brooklyn Eagle: The people of this city
are today asking a question which the
churches concerned in mission work among
the expatriated Cantonese of New York
would do well to answer: Why Is 1t that
young girls are considered essential to the
Chrlstianizing Of these s~hirt-washing
heather? Are there no men or elderly
women available? If the answer be that
young women are most effective in arous-
ing the interest OF the Chinaman in the
gospel of Christ, we can only reply that
interest depending for its awakening upon
the youth and physical charm of the
teacher would better be allowed to lie
dormapt
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The voter should not say before casting
his ballot this fall that he will vote for one
democrat and two republicans, or two dem
ocrats and one republican, or yet three
democrats or three republicsns.-World-
Herald.
No, of course not. And has not the
World-Herald already announced in
advance that It is not in the habit Of
supporting republican candidates for
supreme Judge?
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Mr.. Rockefelier's Cleveland pastor
and his New York pastor are at outs
and denouncing each others creeds.
Unless this thing is stopped they may
have to call in Mr.. Rockefeller as a
peacemaker.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

high in other branches of Masonry, having
reached the thirty-second degree In the
Scottish Rite.
Governor-elect Joseph NJ Brown Is cN-
pected to recommend in his first message
to the Georgia legislature the establish
ment Of a state department Of labor. lie
Is said to consider such n department ne
cessary in order to secure the proper en-
forccment of the child labor laws and
other statutes passed in the interest of the
workers.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
Utilizing Waste.

When the great lumber barons
stripped Wisconsin, Minnesota and
Michigan of its pine trees the land
was considered practically yalueless
and not worth the cost Of clearing 1t
of stumps. But now the chemist has
come to the rescue and demonstrated
that there is wealth In me waste pine
stumps. The stumps, are therefore
being grubbed out, broken up and
placed in r~etorts, where by distilla-
ton valuable products are obtained.
Tar and turpentine are the direct
products and the charcoal residue is
also proving of value. From the
tuFpentiRe comes acetie acid, formalde-
hyde, ~creosote and wood alcohol and
an endless variety Of color dyes.
Among the ~byproducts are embalming
fluid. single stain, sheep dip. metal
polish, lacquer and tree spray. In
addition the cleared land is worth
something for cultivation.
This illustrates the present day
trend toward conservation of resources
and what indirectly is the same thing,
the stoppage of waste. The success In
turning to account the tree stumps
which were an incumbrance leads TO
the hope that some day the immense
waste OF material in farm products,
such as corn stalks, straw. etc, may
also be utilized. That they contain
valuable properties is known. but lack
of suitable methods OF treatment per
mits millions Of dollars in value to
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Some of the state papers of demo-
pop persuasion are trying to make a
point Of the fact that the proposed
test OF the Nebraska deposit bank
guaranty law vas instituted by the
bankers, and az SOM Of the state
banks have connections with national
hanks the latter are declared to be the
real parties behind the move If the
law is to be tested who else should
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
A Lesson for LAWYERS.

The conviction of Stanford Robin
son, counsel for F. Augustus Heinze
of New York, should have a whole
some effect upon the bar. He has been
found guilty Of impeding Justice by
advising his client to forestall service
of a to produce certain
books by removing them from the
courts Jurisdiction. 1t was shown that
the attorney not only had aided in
getting the evidence out of the way,
but also that he had deceived the
court.
Such offenses are too common and
while they are in direct violation Of
the lawyers obligation as an officer
Of the court they are seldom punished.
1t is commemorate In an attorney to
render a client his best services, but
he must remember in doing so that he
is himself under obligations to remain
within the law. He is there for the
same purpose, theoretically at least,
as the Judge, to see that justice is
done. There Is too large a class of
lawyers whose sole aim is to help a
client out Of a hole regardless of
means. In the case in point the lawyer
deliberately advised the commission of
an offense carrying a lesser penalty
to render impossible conviction on a
more serious charge. Such conduct
demeans an honorable profession and
as part of the punishment should
carry with it disbarment from further
nractica-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The m who kissed State Audi
tor Bleakiey Of Iowa has been declared
insane, but the commission consider
ately RETAINED from stating whether
they regarded this act as material evil
denee.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

With Vice President Sherman wear
ing a suit of Georgia homespun dur
ing the hot weather and President
Taft eating Georgia 'possums in the
winter, If this does not capture the
Georgia vote those people are GER
tainly Joined to their idols.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
AER0METRIC.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.

oh, say,
Some day
You and l
Will NY
Up in the fleecy clouds
High Ger the growing crowds:
Whiz
SiZZ!
Won't IL be great
Going the rate.
Light as a bird!
My word!
Glance down below
Rivers that flow,
City and town
Smudgy and brown, ,
But way up here
Everything's clear.
Oh, yes, we will fly
Twill be bye and bye.
But now be content
To make an ascent
In your mind,
And you'H find
That IL 'tisn't so grand
II is easy to landl
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
"We Told You sO.p
pittshurg ntsnatoh

ENN0UuI LEoFUNNls
AS the newspapers and magazines have
devoted more space this year than ever
before to urging the public not to celebrate
the Fourth by blowing off their fingers
and setting their houses afire, it really
seems that respect for the press as well
as themselves might induce citizens to
comply with the advice.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The local demO-pOp organ is still as
a mouse about the state banks that are
~perversely taking out national bank
charters to avoid the Nebraska deposit
guaranty law, in spite OF its assurance
that this law was going to give them
the millennium In banking.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Governor Johnson of Minnesota says
Mr.. Bryan does not know what he
is talking about when the Nebraskan
criticises a recent veto of the gov
ernor's. This is not the first time the
same accusation has been made against
our distinguished fellow citizen.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

To prove that it is thoroughly nom
partisan the nahlmRn Democracy has
by resolution Endorsed a dyed-ln-the-
wool democrat, who never in his life
when he was sober voted for a repub-
lican. TO be n nonpartisan candidate
for supreme Judge. This proves the
eternal fitness OF things.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
The Sticking Point.
Ind{ananoIis News

Perhaps some compromise could be
reached by which the corporations would
be willing to pay a certain amount of tax
each year with the understanding that
they would not be required to open their
books for public inspection.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

President w, G. Brown of the New
York Central railroad returns from his
western trip full Of optimism. The
west is a good place to come II you
are threatened with pessimism.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

A stock exchange report avs profit
taking was the feature of the market,
but at least half the people involved
in the deals Will have a hard time Of
1t locating the profits,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The railway valuation for terminal
within the last year. The terminals
of the railways are bound to become
more valuable as the cities in which
they are located grow, and the amount
of taxes paid on terminals should cor
respondingly grow from year to year.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

waste each year. What is true Of the
farms is true Of many other industries
and indicates that the field for scien-
tifc invention has not narrowed. but
only been scratched.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The Stockholm incident shows that
being car is not the only dangerous
post in Russia and that officials at
tached to his person are also marks
for the assassin.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Cipriano Castro is no longer the Re
storer of His Country" the congress
having repealed a former act so de-
claring. Whenever a dictator move
on the lid he shrinks considerably in
size.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The delegates to the International
Printing Pressmen's convention in
Omaha have completed their run. We
hope remembrance OF their entertain
ment here will bring them back some
other day, 4, ~
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

New York newspapers complain thai
they can find no one suitable for
mayor. There are several cities in the
country which might offer them a
loan, but no guaranty goes with the
loan.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
Common Folks OutcIassed.

NIW IVsNOII ANVWb dIIU OUUIIUTs
Out in Iowa last week. a woman's
wooden leg was seized under a mort
gage as household property. This should
be sufficient notice to all other candI-
dates for the title Of meanest man that
they might just as well abandon hope.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

headaches,
prostitution, and
hemorrhages.
Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compoundm MAIDEN
well and strong, so
that I can do all my
homework, and at
tend to the store
and post-omce, and
Ifeel muchyounger
than 1 really am.
UTvdia n pink
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Senator JEFF Davis of Arkansas says
the senate is no place for w. ]. Bryan
and for once even Mr.. Bryan Is in
clined to agree with him.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
POrRriIy should have The Bee
mailed to them. Address will be
changed rs often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The Dahlmanites promise a novelty
at their forthcoming picinc in the
form of a race for bald-headed men
presumably Mayor Jim against the
field.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Rather hot weather for those Pitts
burg people to walk, but only two
escapes for it-buy automobiles or
stay at home until the street car strike
is over.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
Merit in Good Intentions.

Numerous impromptu experiments have
shown that an automobile cannot climb a
tree, but sometimes it can make a good
stagger at 1t.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The magistrate Of the ohildren's court In
New York has made a practice Of suspend
ing fines imposed on refractory youngsters
when a parent, at the courts suggestion,
takes the kid into an adjoining room and
performs the spanking act in a s~atisfac-
tory manner. This alternative was pre-
scented to Adolph Deutsch, sr., whose
grandson was fined 50. Grandpa declined
to do the spanking act and before paying
the fine paid his respects to, the court in
this fashion:
There are better ways of bringing up
children in the paths Of righteousness than
beating an appreciation Of right and wrong
into them from the exterior with cruel
straps and Cowhides.
II believe that instead of strapping our
children we would do better by them and
the cause Of humanity and the general
uplift II we set our offending chlldrca
down before us and impressed upon them,
simply though effectively, through word
and argument, the correct sense of right
and wrong and the futility of committing
the wrongs.
Once show a boy clearly where 1t is to
his ultimate advancement and gain from
every viewpoint to behave himself-to be
square and do the right thing-and II he
is a chap with a spark of ambition he viii
take your kind advice and profit i'm
mensely by II.
"of course you may have to repeat things
to him TO make him see II clearly, but once
instill this clear conception into him and
all is well with those boys who nave any
hope of leading a decent life. There may
be toughs and ~roughnecks who need the
strap, but my boy is not one of them"
Justice Olmsted sat all through this lee
ture with a peculiar smile playing upon
his countenance, but this smile changed
suddenly when Deutsch concluded:
And l don't hin my boy is guilty of
any wrong in this matter"
That's where you are wrong your
self" interrupted Justice Olmsted. Il,
myself, subscribe to corporal punishment
only when 1t is necessary, and in this
case it seems necessary to me IL your
boy is to be properly corrected and inn
pressed with the wrong of his actions
You will have to whip your boy or pay
~ fine"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
SAID IN FUN.

WHY is Dustin StaS 50 feyerishly en-
gagged i'm amassing wealth?'
Probably as a matter OF conscience
answered Miss Cayenne. he wants to lay
by a liberal competency, so that he can
have leisure to epent "-Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Uncle Joe Cannon openly proolaims
his opposition to woman suffrage, but
no M is surprised who remembers
what the women said about Uncle Joe
last year.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

They say they found that new singer
In a humble position, by the way, they
say, too, she has a fine range. Can she
manage it?'
"She ought to; she used to be a cook. -
Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

What's the matter with the big fire.
crackers? Hasn't the f~irecracker a
right to grow up with the country?
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The good roads people might borrow
some of the political steam rollers
during the off season.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

A man who lives in the neighborhood OF
Washington Square told his wife the
other day to be sure and see that his
dress shirts were Numbered by a certain
date. On the morning OF that day she
remembered that she had not taken the
shirts to the laundry. Anxiously, she
rolled them up in paper and hurried to
the corner with them. 81 must have
these tonight" she told the clerk.
"Sorry, maam but we couldn't possibly
have them done so soon," was the reply.
But l must have them" the woman
insisted. MY husband will need one to-
night"
The clerk meditated for a moment. Then
he disappeared into the next room, soon
returning with a clean shirt over his
arm, of the proper size.
III tell you what I'll do" he said.
III lend you this one. 1t isn't due for
a week yet"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

A motion to put mercury on the
free list would be popular If 1T we're
calculated to bring the mercury down.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Which ooctor wants to be dean of
the medical college of the University
of Nebraska? Don't all speak at once.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Nebraska al a state Is now out of
debt. Let us see IL it can keep out of
debt.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
Around New York

nipples on the Current Of Life
a. Sees In the Great American
Metropolis from nay 70 Day,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28


The supreme court has decided that
the Home for the Friendless and the
Home for Dependent Children are one
and the same thing so far as drawing
money from the appropriation made
by our late Legislature is concerned.
When this institution was unloaded
upon the state it was supposed to be a
home for friendless children, but be-
fore anyone knew it it had become a
refuge for aged women without any
further legislation. There is no ques-
ton but what the two are one and the
same institution, but neither is there
any question that if the state is to
take care of these two classes of de-
~pendents it should take care of them
separately and give them different
supervision and treatment.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

dc you know, sir" said the party IN
the clerical garb, that this world Will he
a miserable place until all intoxicating
beverages are done away within
Il sure do" replied the man with the
crimson beak, land I'm holding my end
Of the good work up by doing away with n
liberal portion Of 1t every day."-Chicago
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28
THE
BEST
REMEDY
For WOmen-Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Noah, Ky. - was passing Through
the Change Of Life and suffered from
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Clarcnce-About equally devided between
golf and tennis.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Yes. sah,'' the. Florida colonel said,
sometimes we have a Republican candi-
date in ouah deestrict. Why, only last
yeah Bill TruaX was a candidate fob con.
gress. Ne, he didn't attract many votes.
The fact is, sab, that he only polled two.
And now, sab, they are threatenin' TO
prosecute him fob repeatin' indianapolis
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

First Chauffeur-It's an outrage.
Second Chauffeur-Yes, there ought TO be
some way to prevent the owner taking the
car out without our knowledge.-New York
Sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Percy-Been attending a moral reform
convention, have you? What were the ex-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

MY dear man, be a little more patient
with your wife. You must ignore these
pin-pricks of married life"
But, my dear sir. my wife uses a hat
pin. baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION:
state 81 Nebraska, Douglas County $50
s'Sao n Tzschuck, treasurer OF The
Rec Publishing compauy, oeing autx
sworn, says that the actual numner % Iu,I
and Complete copies of The Daily. Morn
Ing Evening and sunday Bee printed our
ing the month of May. 1908. was as toi-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The number of factories in New York
City, each exceeding an annual product OF
$500 is 0 1883, representing a total Investment
of .O42,9 46, 4s7. Employed in these there
are 1851 salaried officials and clerks re-
celving S7S,0l7, 6j5, and as, 1856 other wage
earners receiving s24S, 1875, $50 annually. The
value OF the products Of these establish
ments last year was S1,52s, 52s,O O6, according
20 reports compiled by the Bureau Of sta
%tistics, Department Of Commerce and La
Dor.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

WHATS the purpose OF the gathering
why there is a movement on foot &c
give Colonel Vane a medal"
What sort of medal2'
The sort that should be given to the
King of Eiot Air."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

OF the 81, OOO.O 100000 which the city Of New
York has invested in real estate more than
t65, OO0, 900 has been expended in the con-
struction OF public buildings. In addition
the United States government WINS $40.
600, 900 worth OF public buildings In the city.
Among the most prominent public buildings
are the new custom house, u 100000 the
sub-treasury, Wall street, H2oo,OOO, and the
hall Of records, tl2,OO0,WO.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

the suit beyond those who are
directly affected? The truth is that
while there is some d~iyergenoy In
opinion on the principle of the deposit
guaranty scheme, on the issue OF this
particular law, which even its friends
admit falls far short of what they
promised the people, the great ma
iority would be recorded in the mega
tive. Edgar Howard, in his Columbus
Telegram, puts in the most novel plea
for unfolding the law. Our sugges-
ton Is" he says, that It is about time
for the courts to give as ready an ear
to the plea of ninety-nine average peo-
pie as it is to the voice of one banker
or corporation attorney" II that is
the way we are to test the constitu-
tionality Of our laws we suggest that
we abolish the courts and submit all
such cases directly to popular vote.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

The great bulk of the millions Of dol
lars worth Of precious stones recently
received at the port Of New York came
in loose, the mounted ones being subject
to a 60 per cent duty. And of this vast
quantity more than one-half will stay in
New Y~ork-stay, that is until purchased
and carried off by visitors from Other
cities to whom leading jewelers. owe about
one-half ther prosperity.
Suppose a woman living in Philadel-
phia or Denver or Seattle or San Fran
cisco wants to buy a pearl or diamond
necklace or collar. say said a jeweler
expert. Now in all probability there
are Jewelry establishments in or near
her home city or town which have fine
stones In stock. But is she satisfied to
select from designs shown her in those
stores? Not until she has been to New
York to look around, anyway. And
ten chances to one, where a very costly
bit of jewelry is concerned, she will pur-
chase 1t in New York.
"Westerners, especially newly rich
westerners, are among the best customers
Of the New York jewelry establishments.
Formerly the western woman knew less
about fine stones than eastern women.
They went in more particularly for SNOWY
effects. 1t is not often like that now.
Western women are becoming expert. They
are buying more and more pearls.
''The spring of the year is not the sea-
son when the New York women buy most
precious stones. They buy wedding pre-
sents and a good many semi-precious
stones then, but their biggest orders are
placed later in the year, when the opera
season begins.
rThe leading stones In popularity with
the rank and file of private buyers just
now are diamonds, pearls, emeralds and
~sapphires, in the order named.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

Dally average s.............. AS'S4S
GEORGE b. TzSCHUCK.
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my presence ana yworn to
before me this 31st day of May, 1903
n. p. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-06-28

A dealer in hats. who began trade with
the handicap of al artistic temperament,
which he has not altogether lost, gazed
o. the Broadway throngs gloomily the
other day and relieved his soul of bitter
thoughts, quotes the Evening Post
~ wish there were no straw-hat sea-
son." he said. I'm winter it is not 30
bad; that is to say, all derbies are ugly
at best, so that the tastes exhibited by
customers do not distress you. But
the straw hats men buy are enough to
drive you insane. An hour ago a stout
man came in and insisted upon purchas-
ing a 'dinky' hat, which sat like a butter
cake on the top of his purhpkin-like pate.
If he had not taken that, he would have
bought an imitation Panama with a
conical crown, and would rave worn 1t
on the back of his head with the brim
turned down in front, nothing more nor
less than a Dromio. Then there are
other stout men with heads like pears,
who wear large brimmed hats with flat
crowns; the effect is an affliction to
the community. Then there are thin
men-but what is the use in talking!
You cannot tell them anything. They
think you have designs upon their good
looks when you suggest a hat which you
know becomes their peculiar style of
ugliness best"
The dealer drifted sadly away to wait
upon a customer.