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The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
Wanted the PalnklIler.

Whenever two-year-old Rutland
bumped his inQuisltive head or bruised
his adventurous body a bottle of some
good old-fashioned lotion was brought
out and some of its soothing contents
applied to the injured part. Recently
Rutland received his first spanking. an
experience which was to him totally
new, strange and mystifying. About
all he understood of 1t was that II
hurt and Immediately after being al
lowed to wriggle of OF the maternal
knee he toddled toward the shelf on
which stood his old friend, the bottle
and with hands upraised cried implor'
ingly:
''Botty. botty, give Wuland botty
twick."-Kansas City Times.
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
a,d Eaa. in Commerce.

Bad egg dealing is business In It.
.eIY In England. All bad eggs go to
tanners. These eggs are carefully
opened by hand and the whites are
san,rated from the yolks-unpleasant
work. but work that no machine can
do. The yolks are mixed with flour
and salt and this dough is sold to the
leather men, who size and dress hides
with 1t. The whites are used In tho
sizing of fine paper. Care must be
taken that they are properly sepa-
rated. as the least bit of yolk in the
whites would cause yellow streak on
the papers surface.
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
rnoll,b Money Coined In Canada.

English gold sovereigns were coined
OH the North American continent for
the first time In 1908, when a limited
number of these pieces were struck
at the newly.opened Canadian mint at
Ottawa. Permission to strike these
coins, 1t is said, was given by the
British authorities as a special privil-
eye to mark the beginning Of opera
tions and extended only up to De-
cember 81, 1908, after which the mint
was to copfne itself to making silver
and bronze coins.
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25

aud nov, everybody pays for exactly
what he uses, no more uud no less,
But the Democrats did It. mind you.
Before this the resery oirs were be.
ing drained from excessive use, every
summer and the Repu ublican board
then conceived tile idea that another
reservoir was necessary OF course the
city was not enough in debt then
so they built reservoir n, Band also
a pump house. costing perhaps s'0,-
600. all Of which WAS useless ex-
pepditure of money In fact 1t WAS
extrayagance. There was never any
need of the third reservoir, and II
the meter system had been adopted
with some degree of MI formity the
than two reservoirs would have been
sufficient They we're then and they
ara now There was no need of the
city pumping plant then and there
isn't now. But then tie city money
had to be spent. And what rottei
water was furnished the city througl
1.-THE pumping nant-al, because there
was no system and gu'arity to thu
water works. Let's not lave such ad
ministrations again. You have thu
chance to elect good business ike
bunch of fellows TO adm mister to cit,
affairs, and you lad better take ad
vantage of the chance
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
Charybdis.

Charybdis, in Greek mythology, is a
sea monster which three times day
sucks in the sea and discharges 1t in
a whirlpool. 1t was depicted as n
maiden above, but ending below in the
body of fish begirt with hideous dogs.
Opposite her was the ether monster,
Scylla. In later times they were placed
in the Straits of Messina, Scylla being
Quake Is believed to have changed the
position of the famous whirlpool
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
DEMOCRATIC TICKET

Mayor-J. NJ. Snow.
Aldermen First ward-Jamcs +.
Clausen and A. Nj. Smith. fr
Aldermen, Second ward-W. d.
Mitchell and W. V. Thornton.
Aldermen, Third ward-Jay Swcel
and L. y. Armstrong
City Treasurer--ThomasB Blunt.
City Clerk-Mamie Woods.
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25

Florence doesn't want 10 go further
into debt and 1T Is thu wishes OF
every citizen to see the city pulled
out of the debt that Is now hanging
over its head. You have a chance
to realize this wish ly electing n
Democratic mayor and u board of
aldermen. The Demo rats, IL all
elected, can accomplish moro and dc
the city more good, il a solid body,
than they can II portion of both
tickets Is elected Therefore it is
important to elect the ST .aight Dem
ocratic ticket. 80 there will be har.
niony. There must be harmony IL
satisfactory work is to be accomplish
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
SUCCESSFUL HERE, TOO.

Since the Democrats took hold of
the run down water works. TINT sys.
tenn has boen ono of the best paying
institutions any municipality has ever
had. But before the Democrats
remedied the leak. 1t was, one of the
worst managed affairs you can lima
gine. The Republican mayor and
his bonrd OF aldermen spout $50. coo
In buying water meters for the water
works system. These meters were
installed. bat what then. Only ha
the water pipes were supplied with
meters and the other half hal none.
Aud tho water meters were never
read or what value were they. and
why should they have ever baen
bought " never TO be used to aivau,.
agc2 What was tho object OF eq.
u'pping part of the pipe lines, and
oneolsa|and payisJ1IlOs..T,.|
This condition of affairs ran on until |
the Democrats secured control Of tic
city hall and then things were differ.
ent. very different. The first thing
tho Democrats did WAS to order 90. 600
.sqs'hs ~ore ~etalS y ,eguIppsd every
'ips siyi.os = srhep -. water or.
finance was adopted, and since then
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25
Striving to Please,

Yes said the housewife; yours Is
a sad story. But 1t isn't the same story
you told last year"
We'll, lady" answered Plodding
Pete, you surely wouldn't expect
man to go all dat time an not show
any Improvement"
The daily tribune., 1909-03-25

1: you want the best call at the
biue front Bakery. ii-u
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29

structions to wait for an answer
"Sure!'' he exclaimed joyfully as he
perused the missive. ''Tickled to
death! Go and get your things on.
Emma. It's from Beatrice Langle,
and Willie Ferguson. Willie's giving
sort of theater party, and they want
us to go with them. There's going to
be little supper afterward."
She shook her head.
TEL them we can't co.
"Can't go! Why not?''
II simply can't"
81 don't see why"
"Well. then, won't; so there! You'd
better make some excuse
write it yourself. them he said.
irritated and deeply disappointed. 'sI'm
not going to lie to them. :
Without another word she fetched
some writing material. indited the
note and sent it off by the messenger
Whats the matter? Are You sore
over what happened tonight?" he de
manded sulkily.
'tNo, I'm not sore, joe"
'Then why can't you go?"
Because can't. That's air.
81 think you might If you didn't
want to go yourself you might have
accepted for my sake never get
any amusement. and you're always
complaining,
when do complain. and Of what?"
Continued next week.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29

he Numbered clinching his fists and
gathering all his tremendous strength
as he rose TO crush his accnser.
Mrs Harris and Beth sprang up in
great alarm, and at the captains ter
rifying voice and his ferocious as
pecI Brooks shrank back Smith stood
impressive. but watching Williams, to-
ward whom he had been edging.
Emma had stepped quickly between
the captain and her husband
"Please please. captain O. for my
sake" she pleaded.
Il don't care-let him come on
cried Brool.s doggedly. but his voice
faltering.
Williams gazed at the sweet frail
woman standing imploringly before
him, and as he gazed his muscles grad
ually relaxed. the wrath faded from
his eyes. and finally the corners of bis
mouth twitched in faint smile.
"All right. Mrs. Brooks he said
gently Il almost forgot where was.
apologize.
Smith. his hands in his pockets,
moved away across the room.
Joe you know it's your home our
home" expostulated his wife.
T-I-fNrgot. Excuse me-" he NUT
tered sulkily, looking ashamed.
Smith spoke up. his winning smile
lighting his face:
You know. it's been an all fired hol
day-just the kind of weather when
about every mothers son is on edge
Now. Joe, he slipped cog, and tina,
sort of put the whole COMPOUNDED ma
chine out of gear. including the cap
tain. But now, you see, it's just al
forgotten
Possibly. AS far as I'm concerned
! must be going" declared Mrs. Har
! ris coldly.
Indeed. yesr' chirped Beth.
Brooks now. his rage having spent
itself and his bravado fizzled out, was
almost crying.
IL he began
But the words choked in his throat
and, picking up his hat, he FASTENED
out of the room and the fat.
Twin you please take us away, cap
tainy requested Mrs. Harris.
'.Just moment" he said. 'sMrs
Brooks, I'm almighty sorry about
what happened just now"
I'D rather you wouldn't speak OF
it, she told him.
Perhaps have been a little hard,
he said earnestly and apologeticalIy
Il want you all to understand that
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29
How to Purify Rainwater.

Rainwater is one of the best washes
for the complexion in existence, but
clean rainwater is often hard to get.
for after every shower the water from
the barrels is black with SCOT, etc.
washed off the roof. To prevent this
and to secure clean rainwater. get a
bit of coarse. close canvas and make a
little bag of it. Into this bag put some
clean gravel, and tie the bag on to the
end of the pipe, SO that the water will
have to pass through the gravel before
reaching thesbarrel. The gravel makes
capital filter,N and if it be changed
from time to time and the barrel be
kept clean you will always have clean
soft water when required for amy pur-
pose.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29

I've lived hard life with hard peo-
pie Since the day / shipped before
the mast in north Pacific sealer I
learned what cuff and q blow was;
what rotten grub. the scurvy and all
them things meant. and | knew that
the only thing between them things
and comfort, decency and the respect
of folks was money. started to get
money. and maybe have been lit
tie hard-just little hard
mo one would call you easy. cap
tain" agreed Smith.
Anyway, Mrs. Brooks" continued
Williams. Joe keeps his job, and it
amt going to make bit of difference
between u.s.
"Not the least?" she asked, with
wonder.
Certainly not" said Mrs. Harris.
"Joe.' declared Beth languidly, was
absurd. He quite bores me-
Smith smiled at her and injected a
good deal of irony into his tone as he
said:
Yes. you looked as if something
was wrong. Beth
The captain approached Mrs. Brooks
with an attempt at gallantry that was
elephantine and grotesque and seized
her hand which she suffered to re-
main Imply IN his clasp.
well Mrs. Brooks he said, IF
it's all squared you will come riding
with us. won't you? 2,
mot tonight. You will excuse me, !"
she replied.
Certainly. he assured her, warmly
shaking her hand as though it were a
pump handle Good night
Good night" she answered.
Then she advanced to receive the
parting kisses of her mother and sis,
ter, which were good deal less cor
dial than those with which they had
greeted her on their arrival. Their
osculatory reserves seemed to have
been kept in cold storage during the
interval
The fact that in the engrossing cere-
mony of leave taking with Mrs Brooks
everybody forgot to be polite enough
to say good night to Smith did not
ruf11e bis equanimity in the least.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29
How to Wash croehesed Articles.


Croeheted and knitted articles can be
washed satisfactorily by sewing the.
articles in pillow slip and then wash
ing them in warm soapy water. The
bag must be squeezed between the
hands to make it clean. but it must not
be rubbed between the hands. When
you think the articles must be clean
press all the water that you can out of
the bag, but do not wiring it. Then
hang the bag in the air to drain and
when it is perfectly dry rip open the
pillowcase. and the article will be
found in excellent condition. If the
wool article is baby's carriage blan-
ket or straight shawl it will be inn
proved by drying it on a fat surface.
1t may be spread on the table or on
the floor if clean papers or clean
cloth is spread on the floor first The
article should be patted until it is per-
fectly straight and fat and should then
be left until it is perfectly dry.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29
CHAPTER V.

~
W w husband that she did not
understand her mother
any more than her mother understood
her she had expressed exactly the
mental relation in which they stood
toward each other Mrs. Harris was
one of those women occasionally to be
met with who continue to treat their
grownup sons, and especially their
grownup daughters, as children and
feel it incumbent upon them-nay, con-
slider 1t their bounden duty-to inter
fere with advice and comment In the
natural progress of domestic sophis-
tication of their young welded or
spring. Moreover, she was a woman
wholly lacking In tact and depth Of
mind and possessed to an exaggerated
degree that "quicksand of reason g
vanity.
Mrs. Harris and Miss Beth Harris
were out for ride with Captain Will
liams. who accompanied them. and all
were in automobile tenue. Her mother
and sister greeted Emma effusively.
Their escort extended his hand, but
Mrs. Brooks was too much occupied
for once in responding to her parents
embraces to notice 1t. He stalked in
with rude familiarity without remov-
ing his automobile cap, upon which he
had pushed up his goggles and found
himself face to face with Smith.
Hello! You here?v he said by way
of greeting. greatly surprised to see
his superintendent there on that above
all nights.
.'Ya-as," replied Jimsy. "Tm here
again"
Ought to take berth here" grunt-
ed his employer, looking round for the
most comfortable chair and installing
himself in it. You're always around .
Much as possible" adMitted Smith
TRANQUILITY, remaining standing. "How
do you find your new carr
Good enough. Cost $5,O00-ought to
be goodnight to be-
throwing open their automobile coats
and disclosing very handsome gowns
that contrasted strangely with Emma's
poor little cotton frock.
"Why. good evening, Jimsyi" cried
Mrs. Harris. Where's Joe?'
Gone out for walk, l guess" he
answered. ''Howdy. Beth?"
Every well, thank you, Mr.. Smith, =
responded that young person some
what frigidly.
"Mr. Smith," he echoed, looking at
her curiously.
The girl raised her eyebrows and af-
fected surprise.
isn't that right?" she inquired.
"Yes-Smith is the name," he replied
1T amt that I've forgot only
to remind you that the first one-Jim-
sy-ain't been changed"
mo, dearie; Jimsy wouldn't know
what it meant to be Mustered" OBJ
served Mrs Harris with an information
of disdain.
'Me neither" put in Williams, shut
mans got to get used to it."
"Have you got used to it, captain?"
asked Emma.
yes and no. never had it given to
me until came east always used to
be Cap'n Bill or something on that Or
der-but with eastern airs and a bit
of prosperity your old ways have got
to change
Mrs. Harris had been gazing about
her deprecatingly. She wanted to
know why they should stay in the din
ing room. Emma explained that they
had succeeded in inducing the janitor
to have the sitting room papered and
that it was all upset.
This amt bad" commented Captain
Williams. ITS real coy, and you can
see woman's had hand in the ar
rangement''
But it's a little bit of a stuffy four
roomed fat" objected Beth, turning
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29
Wet Clover Produces seours

Sows with pigs following them
should not be allowed to run on clover
when it is wet with dew or rain, as it
is likely to produce scours. This all
ment Is one to be avoided, as it is of
ten difficult to control 1t makes loss
in the growth and is an expensive
trouble
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1909-07-29
FOB SALE.
SPLENDID

Two new eight roomed houses
at Wenonah. All conveniences
and up-to-date.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-08-26
ZloNlsM AND kRAuTKoPFs.
BY Jonas A. Rosenfield.


TT ODAY l am in tears.
The Zionist movement has re-
ceived it's death blow in America.
Let us place the shield of David in
the junk pile and paste the National
stamp over our wounds. Here is the
weapon that did the deed: The
American Israelite spreads broadcast
the attack on Zionism made by Rabbi
Joseph Krauskopf in Seattle. Said the
high priest of platitudinous sophistry:
The Zionist movement in this
country is confined to few recent
arrivals who have not yet learned
what the constitution of the United
States will mean to them, and to a
limited number of dreamers. AS soon
as the new arrivals become American
lied they have no further interest in
the Zionist plan, but shout for Old
Glory and watch the baseball score.
| have seen Jewish children, over from
Russia only very short time, kiss
as they kiss the Jewish Bible. You
might go among the Jewish merchants
of Seattle and you would not find one
who would be willing to go to the Holy
Land as part of the colonization
scheme"
Surely after this, one is inclined to
indulge that inspired person who
called the perpetrator of the above
ineptitudes DR.. Krautkopf.
l fully expect to have to say every
day until death releases me that there
can be many sensible people who have
no faith in Zionists, but no rational
Jew can disbelieve in Zionism, once he
understands it, / am eager to confess
that before the grandeur of the Zionist
movement, even the leaders in Zionism,
with their weakness and petty jealous
les, seem small and impertinent; but
hope l may never share the too COM
mon blindness that damns the bread
because it dislikes the baker.
Whence came this DIR. Krautkopf
vogue, anyhow Philadelphia is notori-
ously a stupid city; it's inability to
"catch on" being national joke One
fails to find anything in DR.. Kraut-
kopf's weekly labor and deliverance
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-08-26

except sophistry and the stock decla-
nation of the rabbinical poseur who
mouths of liberty and reform" as if
these things were new to human
hearts.
Examine the attack of DR.. Kraut-
kopf on Zionism and you will find it
to be an attack on Zionists. l might
with equal justice attack Reform Jul
daism by ridiculing DR.. Krautkopf
and Mr.. Leo Wise. But Reform Jul
daism deserves a better fate.
Further, DR.. Krautkopf has visions.
He has seen Jewish children, fresh
from Russian bondage, kiss the Stars
and Stripes as fervently as they kiss
the Jewish Bible Commend this to
me for stuff" | have never but
once in my life seen Jewish children
kiss the Jewish Bible and then it was
not fervently but by rabbinical per-
suasion at confirmation But if the
good DR.. had postponed his observa-
tons few years until these Jewish
children, fresh from Russian bondage,
had become members in good standing
of Temple Keneseth Israel congrega-
ton he would have witnessed them
kissing fervently neither the Jewish
other And if the sapient DR.. Kraut-
kopf had extended his researches in
the sculatory art to the merchants of
Seattle he would have discovered
their affectionate embraces operative
more on the Board of Trade than upon
a noble unselfish effort to provide,
for a long wandering, much suffering
people, a home.
1t is to be remembered that the little
ship that bore Columbus across big
seas to America did not hold all the
people that it could carry but all who
were brave enough to come
The logical destiny of a people is
to become a nation. 1t is natural law,
not disobeyed with impunity. Zionism
wants to help the Jewish people be-
come a nation. If that be treason
may Dr. Krautkopf and his kind make
the most of it,
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-08-26
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE OF THE
CONSTITUTION, GRAND LODGE,
%. B. B., MEET IN DENVER.

The week beginning Aug 10 was one
of the highest interest to Colorado
Jewry in general, and to the members
of the Independent Order Bnai Birth
in particular.
The executive officers of the Consti-
tutional Grand Lodge of the Order con-
vened in Denver, Colo, Sunday, Aug.
18th
This committee is composed of the
most prominent Jews of this and other
countries. They brought greetings
from the North and from the South,
and from the Occident and the Orient.
The executive officers meet annually
lated in having been the first city
west of Chicago to be favored with
this meeting The Constitution Grand
Lodge meets once in five years. The
next regular meeting will be held in
Washington, d. c., in 1910.
The following gentlemen compose
the executive committee: Messrs.
Adolph Kraus of Chicago, president;
Julius Bien of New York (the patri-
arch of the order), chancellor; ]. B.
Klein of Bridgeport Conn., first vice
president Lucius L. Solomons of San
Francisco, Cal, second vice-president;
Jacob Furth ST. Louis, Mo-, treasurer;
Alex B. Seelenfreund, Chicago, secre-
tary; Hon. Simon Wolf, Washington,
D. c.; Jacob Singer, Philadelphia, Pa;
Rabbi E. N. Calisch, Richmond, Va;
Judge Philip Stein. Chicago; JOS.
Hirsch, Vicksburg, Miss. Berthold
Timendorfer Berlin, Germany; DR..
AID. Stern, Bucharest, Roumania; AL
bert Skall, Prague, Austria; the ma
jority of whom were in Denver and
Colorado.
Denver Lodge No. III made elabor-
ate preparations for the entertain
ment of the distinguished visitors. A
committee met them at the union sta
ton Friday Aug Is, on their arrival
in the city
Sunday, Aug. Is. the executive COM
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-03
MAKE.eELIeve OFFICER.

The successful assumption In Ger
many of the role of an Army officer
by a civilian, greatly to the scandal
of the German Army. has found its
parallel in France. 4 civilian who
has Just been sentenced to imprison-
ment as a common swindler, by sheer
bluff" succeeded. without apparent
difficulty. in assuming command Of
torpedo boat 22S and in retaining It
for two months. The crew were
only too glad to serve under him, for
he doubled their rations and remit
ted all punishments. lie was found
out --- Notwithstanding that he had
the crest of Admiral de Cuverville
embossed ON his notepaper. embroid-
cred on his clothes and even stamp
ed inside the soles of his boots--and
was sent to the lunatic asylum. lie
was released and entered upon n
career of bold dishonesty which fin
ALLY landed him In prison.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-03
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given by the I'M
derslgned to the creditors of and all
persons having claims against the
estate of Vinccnte Comes, deceased,
to present them. with the proper
vouchers. for approval to the under
signed, In care OF J. ID. Marques, at
the Bank of Hawaii. Ltd, in Homo
lulu, T. H., within six months from
the date hereof.
Dated, Honolulu, June 10, 1909.
MARIA COMES.
EXecutrix of the Last VIII
and Testament of Vim
cente Gomez. deceased.
i335-1unc ~, 10. 26, July 3.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-03
ARMY and NAVY
coNFEoERATes GREET GRANT

Major General Frederick ID, Grant
4. 8. A.. attended the meeting of
the United Confederate Veterans at
Memphis June 10. and was received
most cordially. The press dispatch
says: las the remnants of For
/ est's cavalry passed the reviewing
stand. General Tyler of Hickman.
Ky. commanding, the Forrest vet
Grams rushed forward and warmly
embraced the son of the man who
had received the sword of Lee. 9th
err veterans joined In the demonstra-
tion. Hats were hurled and there
was loud applause One old private
actually kissed the army officer, who,
with tears in his eyes, returned the
salutes of the men in gray. II was
some time before order was restored,
and the march continued"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-03
MEDAL FOR wRIGHTs.

At Dayton, o.. June Is. Gen. James
Allen, Chief Signal Officer, U. S. A..
representing the Secretary. Of War.
presented To the Wright brothers the
gold medals authorized by act of Con.
gress. At the same time were given
To them diamond.stuided medal bear.
ing the official seal OF the state Of
Ohio, and another medal from Dayton
their home city.