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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
MAINE CENTRAL. R.
In Effect Oct. s, 1908.

IN Effect OCT. ., 19V6s
Trains leave Augusta as followS:
GOING WEST-3u A. M, except Non.
day. Portland and Boston; 6.36 A M.l
Lewiston. sFarmington. Rangeiey. Abck.
land, Portland, Boston, Montreal and
Quebec; 9.36 "a NJ. Brunswick. Lewfa9n,
Pennington, Rockland, Portland. BosVn:
3.05 p. M. local; 355 p. M, (exprS1j
Brunswick, Rockland. Portland, Bost0:
718 =. NJ, Portland; 1913 p. NJ, Lew
ton, Bath, Portland. Boston. Sundayt
$50 A. NJ, 333 and 1913 p. NJ, PORTLAND
GOING EAsT-12.5s A. M, skowhegaA
Bangor, Bar Harbor, st. John, H2lifax,S
Aroostook. Sunday, morning does not
connect for skowhegan or beyond Ban
gor; 3.09 A. NJ (express), Bangor, Calais
and Bar Harbor; eos A. M, local to Bel
fast, Foxcroft and Bangor; 9,08 A. NJ,
local to Belfast and Bangor: 1208 F.. N.
Waterville, Foxcroft, Bangor. b. u a II.
r.. Calais, st. John and HAlifAKs 2M
p NJ, (express) Waterville. Bangor, Bar
Harbor; $50 p. NJ, Waterville. Skowhe-
gan, Belfast, Foxcroft, Bangor and Mat
tawamkeag; 7.3l p. NJ. Waterville and
Skowhegan; GIT A. NJ. Sunday only.
Bangor. s
Accommodation extra trains leave Az
gusta for Hallowell Gardiner and south
Gardiner at TAO A. M, lbs, 10. SIS r. y.
MORRIS MCDONALD. V. p. and q.
Mgr. =
r. e. BOOTHBY. q. P. A.,
Portland. Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
The Journals Classified Advertisements
s @R R@ s T Who Mas
New Advertisements.

For Sale-Farm. :, - q. ~
For Sale--Boat. ahaii4s
TO Let-Rooms. -. asl:TI
For sale-Launch.s ia; - g..
TO Let-Tenement. ii-TH. Cir
Vvanted-A barber. fH tg-
For Sale-Laundry. - q wi N!
Wanted-Laundress. 2 j.
Wanted-Dressmaker e. Z -
For Sale-Light wagon.
For Sale-Beach wagon.
Wanted-Man on farm. !
Wanted-Male attendant
Wanted-To hire a farm. s. -,
Tor Sale-Wyandotte eggs.
For Sale-Eggs for Matching. M
Wanted-Haircloth parlor set.
Wanted-Girl for Homework
Wanted-TwO middle-aged women.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
For SaIe..-ReaI Estate

WILL SELL 80-ACRE FARM FOR
$1,000 and the wood put in market will pay
for it. Cuts 10 tons hay, orchard 300 trees,
pears and berries. 9-room house. over
looks pond, near big resort This is
money-maker from the start. / know you
will like this lake shore farm. j. c. Hew-
lit, Belgrade, Me. mch29dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

cheap? Here is your chance. so acres, 1 II
miles out, good lot of buildings, large or
chard. cows, hens, all the tools, and
shall put the whole thing in ii sold at
once for $1,000. Write me or, better. come
and see just what I offer. 1t will sur
prise you. w. B. Reed, Winthrop, Me.
mch29dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
NOTICE.

Committee on State Pensioris ;wfn
meet at the Aldermans Room Satur-
day, March Goth and the first ana third
Saturday of April from 2. to 4 o'clock
George F. Dudley, Chairman.
mch1sd1t6o.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
15o-AcRE FARM AT BRUNSWICK.

Only l IL miles out and said to be one of
the best potato and general farms in
town. Cuts 40 tons hay, 1000 cords wood
worth SIS cord in market. Some timber.
Borders water. Send for cut of buildings.
You will like them. 1t is a great farm
trade at $4,000. Let me tell you more about
it. w. S. Morrill, Brunswick, Me. m29dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
A YOUNG MAN OUT Of WORK

WuoIu Ike situation. I am a first-class
press FEEDER have had some experience
running an automobile; will do ANYTHING
and can furnish good references. Address
WORK, Care kennebec Journal m30d1W*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

THE PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT
J. C. Hewitt Of Belgrade handles all kinds
Of farm tools. Potato machinery a spetl-
atty. Drop a card for prices. J. c. lIew--
tit m17d1mo'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
17o-AcRE FARM, u COWS, TOOLS

all complete. If you want a good farm,
yes, an extra good one, at very low
price, here it is Fine buildings supplied
with running water. Cuts so tons hay.
pasture % head, good orchard and wood
lot. Send for picture and full list of per-
sonal property. A widow must sell at
once and makes low price, $500 f. E.
Peacock, Readfield Me. mch29dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

feur Tor the season drop a line 10 CHAT
1eur, Care kennebec Journal, and get a
good man who has the best of references.
nl3Od1 wa
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

HISTORY OF kENNEBEC COUNTY,
in one volume. Address r. A, Care of
Kennebec Journal. m27d3t
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POSITION BY MALE NURSE. CAN

Iurnlsn good references from past en-
pioyers and guarantee satisfaction Fee
Die minded and insane patients my
specially. Address Mont Shaw, Augusta,
.Ia!!e: m3Od1Ws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
ONE 25 FOOT MOTOR BOAT ALL

ONE 20 fOOI MO Ok 6OAI ALL
in fine condition. handsome model. 8 h. p.
engine, 6 #. beam, canopy top, will seat
20 people easily. Equipped with dynamo
storage battery and electric lights. One
Of the best boats on the river. Inquire of
E. L. Ripley. Boat Builder. Augusta,
Me- feb15dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

BAY MARE, 6 YEARS OLD-SoUND,
kind, nice roader, fast walker. weight
1850 Can be seen at W. NJ. Prescott's
stable. mch13dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
ION AS BOOKKEEPER By

young lady having five years expert
ehce, very accurate accountant and the
best of references furnished Address b.
N. B., care of kennebec Journal
mch29l1 W.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
TWO HORSE FARM WAGON WITT

seat, side boards and brake, nearly new
Also pair double harnesses, nearly new
c. II. Beede, Readfield, Tel. 31-3.
m27d1w*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

A BARGAIN IF TAKEN AT ONCE.
3 roll Noyes mill, elevator shafting, pull
leys, belts, bolter and extra set of rolls.
Also tons of Irish turnips, direct from
Ireland. Extra fine. Geo. D. Haskell
,,,0ddous
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

olIens the skin. Hazel Rose Drops give
II the tint Of health. Composed only of
purest vegetable materials. Sample bot
Ties ten cents. Address Genl. Agt.. Care
kennebec Journal. m3oG1 w.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

WOMAN OR GIRL FOR GENERAL
homework. Mrs. H. L. Merrill Brook
street mch22dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

ORDERS FOR HEMLock LUMBER,
honse frames ana boarding boards to be
Sosi,,orad in Augusta and surrounding
SeMntv' +. b. Abee, Manchester. Tel
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

az A PHYSICIAN IN GOOD STAND
ing. n suitable locality to practice medi,
cine. somewhere IN State OF Maine ,, VII
cian Wishing to dispose Of his practice:
Address Box 80. r. D. Route No. ], East
Lebanon, Maine. 1epl'ull
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
Wanted. Male Help.

AT ONCE A FIRST-CLASS BAR
Der. Steady work and good pay IN one
Of the best shops in town. G. l.. CleVe-
land Skowhegan, Me. Phone SolS-Z. oo,c.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30

ALL ROUND MAN, FINE CLASS
job work, steady situation, pay accoro 1o
ing to capability. Write at once. 1he
''' m293d1t&wky2t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-03-30
Wanted --- misceI laneous,
COUPLES IN kENNFeec co,,Nr>

,,;'' 10 reach 5oth or 18th marriage an
IlVersafy, or persons soon to have birth
p p peIWeen 50 and 100, can reach the
ooston Globe reporter at No. Swan ST
Augusta, telephone 24S-1. nnsed1 nv
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Animals as Weather Prophets.

Before a rainstorm a cat nearly al
ways washes its face. Why? Some
claim that the atmosphere excites the
electricity in the cats fur, and to over
come the tingling sensation she sets to
washing herself
Or if there Is no cat in the house you
may possess parrot If the bird sits
down and makes a sort Of Kissing
noise, look out for rain in the night.
One need seldom fear getting wet in
the country. Horses, cows, sheep,
hogs, dogs-all evince certain peculiar
tiles before a storm. Dogs bury bones;
horses fidget and neigh; cows lie down;
hogs grunt.
Some day you may walk into field
and see flock Of sheep in corner, all
with their backs turned to the north
west. If you wait long enough you
will feel a wind blow up from that d.
rection.-London Answers.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Easily Coaxed.

The new schoolteacher had a talk
with Mrs Hobart one day in regard
to discipline 81 don't see how you
manage Bobby as well as you do"
said the teacher Il like him, but he's
such miscellaneous little fellow, and
he will not mind, yet every one says
he minds you. I wish you'd explain
it to me-"
"Well," said Mrs. Hobart doubtfully,
"Td just as soon tell you, but I'm
afraid it won't help you much. You
see, l kind of coax him.
SOAK him." echoed the teacher.
eyes" said Mrs. Hobart, 'that's what
l do. say to him. Now, come. Bobby,
wouldn't you rather be mothers good
boy and have griddlecakes and strip
for supper and play games till
o'clock than have just plain bread
and milk that's been through the sep
arator and so to bed right after it
with the curtains drawn so you cant
see the stars?'
81 can most always coax him that
way
"Once in awhile, if he's real set tC
be naughty, I'll say, See here, Bobby
which ID you rather have-mother fry
you some doughnuts or cut a little
willow switch, not so very little
either?'
81 can coax him that way sure i
the other fails. '-Youth's Companion.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Givinu Her the Benefit.

The dressmaker looked at the bill
which had been made out for the plain
little frock and then threw up her
hands in horror. "That will never do, y
she said emphatically. Twenty for
making and 1913 for findings. How
would that appear on paper, $2313!
Why, the lady would look upon the
frock as hoodooed and imagine that
every time she wore it it would bring
her bad LUCK. Here; let me have the
list of findings" She figured rapidly
and soon had the bill $24.3r.
There" she said contentedly, "that
will satisfy her. And she will be still
more pleased when l discount the
change and accept an even S24."
But" said the girl who had made
out the bill, isn't that somewhat OF
an overchargeT
ooh, WE'LL" answered the dressmaker
''an overcharge isn't nearly as bad as
an unlucky number Besides, couldn't
very well charge her less than the real
amount, could 1Y'--New York Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
cheeks and nose. Over her shoulder
in a state of great excitement leaned
the truant Hastings hardly knew him.

cheeks and nose. Over her shoulder
in a state of great excitement leaned
the truant Hastings hardly knew him.
His cheeks were flushed and his eyes
were dancing as he cried, Now, that
is the way the little monkey swung
off by his tailr' His cheek was pressed
close to the girls, and his arm rested
lovingly on her shoulder. Evidently
she had won his heart too.
Hastings felt a swift pang of jeal-
ousy and started forward.
Then they heard him, and Jack
sprang up, with cry of delight
The girl was too loaded down to
rise, and so she sat there Perhaps it
was the sudden flood of color to her
cheeks; perhaps it was the upward
glance of her eyes. At any rate, a sud-
den light came to Hastings. For a
moment he stood there blinded dazed
Then his customary GOODNESS came to
his aid 1t was his turn to carry
things with high hand, and he must
make the most Of it.
His eyes challenged hers as he said:
"How long have you been a receiver
of stolen goods, Miss Trevor? l am
glad to see that you have the grace to
blush for your sins, even under your
paint"
Jack was quite shocked. 'She did
not steal me-" he protested Il was
lonely, and l was waiting for you in
the hall, and she asked me to come in,
and l came, and we've had beautiful
time" he added in joyous outburst.
That's just as bad" Hastings an
swered severely "You mean to say
that she enticed you in here
Jack was sreechless. The girl had
said nothing.
"You might at least invite me to sit
down since you are so comfortab bic, >
Hastings went on, "and let me join in
the beautiful time, though l don't
know, on second thought, that it isn't
pleasanter standing. 1t is so unusual
to see you at my feet
Miss Trevor started to scramble up
but two strong hands lifted her gently
into big chair. 1t was new expert
ence to her to be either commanded OF
it nor to notice that he was still hold
| ing her hands. Both had forgotten
| Jack as Hastings bent over her anG
asked, care you glad that l have
Gomez
Jack is delighted with it all, but ht
never will understand why Tom al
ways calls the girl Hearts Desire
when her name is Alice.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
CITATION FOR HEARING ON PETITION
FOR PROBATE OF WILL.
Estate of Mary WinniatD

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
- Redwood, in Probate Court
In the matter of the estate of Mary
Winniatt, decedent.
The state of Minnesota to all persons in
tereSted in the allowance and probate of the
will of said decedent: The petition of Mary
w. Lusk being duly filed in this court,
representing that Mary Winniatt then
resident of the county OF Redwood. state of
Minnesota, died on the 14th day of MAY,
1909, leaving last will and testament which
is presented TO this court with said petition,
and praying that said instrument be allowed
as the last will and testament of said decd
ent and that letters testamentary be issued
thereon to said Mary w. Lnsk Now,
therefore, you, and each of you, are hereby
cited and required to show cause, if any you
have, before this court, in the probate court
rooms in the court house, in the city of Red
wood Falls, county of Redwood, state of
Minnesota, on the 30th day of july. 909, at
10 O'Clock a. m, why the prayer OF said petit
ton should not be granted
Witness the honorable Geo l.. Evans.
judge of said court. and the seal of said
court this 9Th day of July, 1909.
lCourt seal] GEO. L. EVANS,
49-3t Judge.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07

The Self Heating Flat Iron
can be operated with denatured
alcohol or gasoline. Can be
operated anywhere, no danger,
no dirt, no smell. You will be
delighted with it.
Iron can be lighted up any
where and in 3 or minutes is
ready for use. The iron will
save enough to pay for itself
in two or three months, as it
only costs l cent to iron two
and half to three hours.
No more drudgery, ironing in
hot kitchens; no walking back
and forth or working over hot
stoves. No more waiting for
irons to heat. Ironing can be
done anywhere, in the house,
on the porch, under the trees.
The agent is in town demon
strating the iron and will re-
main all of this week. Call up
telephone ITO and he will call
upon you.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
MOSTLY GOOSE EGGS.
did they have the pleasure of seeing
! ono nf their n1avers at second
From First Page

did they have the pleasure of seeing
one of their players at second.
4 The Pvs did all the sticking and
filled the fifth frame with five scores.
Francois started the fireworks with
two Dagger and took third on an
over throw. Mckay, the second one
to grab stick, bingled out a nice
one and landed in front of the
bleachers on the first sack, Dutch
scoring. Tredway hit to right field
and Mckay trotted around to the
third station. Tredway stole second.
Gagnon, the third one up shook the
air two times and then took swipe
at high ball" and tore down the
tow path to first while the catcher
was looking for the ball. Thompson
hit short one and Mckay was put
out at home. Deitz took a squint
at the runners on each base and then
landed one near the canvass and
took two stations without a stop.
Deitz's hit scored Tredway, Gagnon
and Thompson. Mike Kramer hit a
short one sending Deitz to third who
scored on an overthrow, making the
fifth score for the Pvs.
The boys took very kindly to
Johnson's slanters and batted him
out of the box in the fifth inning.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
PETITION FOR PUBLIC DITCH,

To the county board of the county of Red
wood, state of Minnesota;
The Undersigned land owners. whose
lands will be liable to be affected by, or as
sessed for, the expense of the construction
of the public ditch hereinafter described.
would respectfully represent thatt1e public
health, convenience and welfare and the
reclamation of wet and overfowed lands
require the establishment and construction
of public ditch along the following de-
scribed route in the town of Granite Rock
in said county of Redwood, and that the
construction of the same would be OF public
benefit and utility and promote the public
health.
general description of the proposed
starting point route and terminus OF sale
ditch is as follows:
Commencing al point one hundred fee
900 east and seven hu ndred fifty feet az
south of the northwes st corner of the norm
east quarter (neh) of section twenty (2t
in township one hundred eleven G11l mort
of range thirty-eight (38) west, Then(
running in northwesterly direction to al
crossing the north line of said secuc
tMenty (20) at point about three hul
bred feet 900 west of the north quartz
corner of said section twenty (2O). linen
running northwesterly TO the east ana we
quarter line of section seventeen 90
township and range aforesaid at point
| said quarter line about fourteen hundr
| forty Q44O) feet west of the center OF Sc
section seventeen 90. Thence in nor
/ erly direction to and crossing the nortn II
of said section seventeen at a point dpt
eleven hundred CI00) feet west OF |
| north quarter corner of said section seVC
! teen 1O Thence running nortneasterly
and crossing the north and south quar-
line of section eight 81 in township
range aforesaid Thence northeaste
about four hundred (40W feet, The
1 northwesterly to and crossing the
north and south quarter line of said sect
eight 81 at point about six hundred I
| 600 feet south of the center of said SECT -
eight (S); Thence running northwest
| to and crossing the east and west qua
line of said SECTION eight 90 at point a.
seven hundred forty GAO feet west Of
center of said section eight 81. TIL
running northwesterly about six hun.
! (6OO feet to and terminating in
Greek, at a point five hundred seven
| (517) feet north and ten hundred eie
four 1O84) feet west of the center of
hundred eleven AID north of range tn 49,
eight (3S) west as it's outlet.
And said petitioners pray that said
be established wholly as a tile ditch.
And your petitioners pray that -yot
proceed to establish such county ditc
cause the same to be constructed as pi
ed by the laws of the state of Minneso.s
Dated June 10th, 1909.
HARRY JEFFERSON,
E. w. LINNEMANN,
JOSEPH WAGNER.
HENRY &. DITTBENNER g.
BURCHARD & HULBUR
VESTMENT CO, by J.
chard, president.
i JOSEPH McGEOUGH.
TOWN OF GRANITE ROC
Christian Hansen. CHI
of Board OF supervisors
GEO. BAUER.
Petitioners.
FRANK CIAGuE, attorney for petitis
Lamberton. MINI.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
How He Got Out of 1t.

81 finds YOU said Brother Dickey
as he entered the house of the lay
member at the dinner hour-"I say, |
finds you settin' down befo' one er de
wants ter ak you, plain an simple, did
you or did you not come by it honest?'
'Br'er Dickey," replied the lay mem
Der, dis is one time in my life dat
is too full fer utterancev'-Atlan
Constitution.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Space.

Nobody realizes the immensely Of
space"
Except the man who has to I'LL
daily half column with alleged humor."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Notice of Filing of and
Hearing on Ditch
Petition.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT A
IN petition. of which the following IS a
copy has been filed in the office of the
county auditor of Redwood county, state OF
Minnesota, and that hearing will be had
upon said petition before the county board
at the Office of the county auditor of said
county. in The city of Redwood Falls on the
22d day of July A. D., 1909, at o'clock p.
m. Dated at Redwood Falls, Mimi, this
DIST day of June. 1909.
L. p. LARSON.
County Auditor
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Ssys Uncle Eben.

"When you comes to figure in de
loss of time, temper an mebbe friend
Ship said Uncle Eben, Its mighty
hard fob anybody to say fob certain
dat he has had de best of an argu-
ment"- Washington Star.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
AS Amended.

His Wife-Charity covers a multi
tude Of sins, they say.
Her Husband-Yes; it certainly does,
especially when it begins at home
Los Angeles Times.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
One Girl to Another.

Edyth-Jack says l was made to
kiss.
Mayme-A diplomatic way Of refer
ring to your turned up nose, wasn't
it?-Chicago News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Seasonable Signs.

The summers with us once again,
With all it's heat and buster.
The girl comes out in colors vain,
The man in linen buster.
New York Telegram
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
The ThoughtIess Majority

"Many men, many minds
Is a saying all recall,
Yet how often now one finds
Many with no minds at all.
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Love!

do you love me?" asked the founder
AS he swan the coral shoal,
And the f1ounderess responded,
Eyes, indeed, with all my SOLE"
philadelphia Record.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Insult to Injury.

He wooed q girl in a beehive hat"
And as his heart she Wrung
He asked her what she was laughing at,
And she cruelty answered, ''Stung!'
Chicago News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Not Confiding.

"There goes a man who possesses
untold wealth"
Doesn't take the assessor into his
confidence" Philadelphia Ledger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07

Think you that he would coatless go,
The jaunty summer man?
Be certain that it is not SO;
He wants a coat-of tan.
kansas City Times.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
His Literary Turn.

Gle has a literary turn, hasn't he?
Eyes. Every editor turns him out
of one door when he comes in an
other."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Pronounced Frailties

"My wife gets off a street car back
ward"
"My wife indorses check at the
wrong end."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
The Bends.

On a tree grew apples green.
Little Willie, greeting them
With a grin, came on the scene
And was bent on eating them.
-Harper's Weekly.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
SqueIched.

Mr.. Lemmin-Your family tree, Miss
May-ha, ha-must be a peach.
Miss Keene-Maybe. Yours Is sure
a chestnut.-Clevela Leader.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-07-07
Hands Around,

Life is just a gamble;
Life's a game Of chance.
Money plays the fiddle,
And the poor man has to dance.
Birmingham Age-Herald.