Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-06-12
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Mary, what is an egg? Mary-An egg
is a chicken not yet
Recruit-Please, sergeant, I've got
splinter in my and. Sergeant In
structor-Wot yer been dom? Strokin'
yer cad punch.
your fancee seems to have a will
of her own" Eyes, and sometimes l
half regret that I'm the sole bene-
ficiary philadelphia Press.
Scott-Wherever does Easily get the
idea that his jokes are funny? Mott
Oh, he tells them to young ladies with
pretty teeth London Answers.
He-Miss Seerand holds her age
remarkably well, doesn't she? She
Indeed she does. She has been % for
at least ten years-Illustrated Bits.
Dentist Ito workingman, who has
just saved him from drowning) My
dear man. how can l express my graft
tude Come to my house and I'll pull
every tooth in your head for nothing.
$50 your boy Josh is an inventory"
Eyes" answered Farmer Corntossel.
"He has invented a lot O. labor-saving
devices" "What are they?" Excuses
for not working. Washington Cd. O.
Star.
Mother I've a dreadful thing to
confess to you. Last night. when Won
told me to lie down in bed. lied
down. but after You turned out the gas
I grounded my teeth at you in the
dark
Passenger Agent-Here are some
postcard views along our line of rail
road Would YOU like them? Patron
No. thank YOU: l rode over the line one
day last week and have views Of my
own on it.
81 strolled into the Globe last night
and heard Maxil. and ! want to say
right here that I think him the great
est monologist I'm the world" "You do.
Ell? You never heard my wife. Bos-
ton Courier.
Farmer Honk (musingy) They say
Deacon Klutchpenny's wife was n par
agon before he married her and
Mrs. Honk Cbriskly) Nothing Of the
kind She was q SMITH ] knew the
whole family.-puck.
lie was a countryman and he walk
ed along a busy thoroughfare and read
q sign over the door of manufacture
ing establishment. Cast Iron Sinks"
1t made him mad. lie said that any
idiot ought to know that.
Invalid Husband-Did the doctor say
] was to take an that medicine? Wife
Yes. dear. Invalid Husband Why
there's enough there to KIN a donkey
Wife (anxiously) Then you'd better
not take II an. John .-Tit-Bits
Former Customer (after long alb.
sence) What has become Of the pretty
blonde that used 10 feed the hungry nj
this lunch counterg Dark Skinned
Walter Girl I'm her What you goin'
10 order. sirf Milwaukee News
'Mamma, may ! play with Johnnie
Crosse 40, George He's bad
boy Let him play with the other bad
boys" We'll that's an right mamma
llis mother says I'm the worst boy on
the street. &C leyeland plain Dealer
Mrs. Bogss >lr Meelman is Z
splendid example of what man ought
~ be. Mr Boggs Noi on your ne
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