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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17
VS BUDGET | FROM STAFFORD.
,WD. French, Correspondent)

|yyORD November 16.-C. B. -,ksr and B. A. Edgington of
 were visitors in Safford yes R Young. W. P. Palmer, Jr., Treestone and Ben Olney. who b Globe to serve as federal grand returned to Stafford this morn sg those to leave this evening Dss to serve as federal trial jur- N J. s. Abbott, Berry Foster, |,i Frank Patterson.
 Lille Jacobson is back from igsles and left her mother great n7ed il health.
 |n J. Griswold and J. E. liar @ Angeles drummers, are doing B in Saff0rd.
 Gertrude Anderson returned last from Flagstaff, where she has tating her daughter for several tH EIledge came in from Globe tnng and will leave tomorrow mean on business.
 nd Mrs. G. A. Olney came in sVie On the freight train yester- snihg
 ih of Jim Duke of Thatcher is Intelligence was received from IA of surveyors that the body of lstlIe was found in April, 1908, Durango trail in the mountains H COncOrdovia and Villa Union,
 Mexico. Mr. Castile was edi- ihe Guardian for about two and years and has many friends GLa Valley.
 D Williams and w. R. Cham
 SolomonyilIe were visiting in yesterday.
 %s'TTaay was a passenger from ihs morning.
 Irene Merrill and Mrs. Edith cane in from Steins Pass last and will visit relatives and
 AeEuen and wife are up from 'nas for medical aid.
 marriage of Miss Alice Lacy to ySher took place last evening loHe of the brides parents, Dr. h. J. II. Lacy of Solomonville. nte daintlls attired in white was led into the parlor by ld and mother. where before
 A'sbIy covered with flowers, ihe groom. The Rev. MT. 6Iobe performed the ceremony presence of go few intimate I Geireshmruts of chicken salad. SA, coffee and punch and cake I'ea 10 tur compartment of I music played by the Mexi- 1 The newly welded couple sg their home on their ranch | %Omonymn
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17

i''u' on Sale at Brookner s.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17
what Wonld You Do7

Tn case of burn or scaId what would you do to relieve the pain9 Such injuries are liable to occur in any family and everyone should be pre- pared for them. Chamberlain s Salve applied on a soft cloth will relieve the pain almost instantly, and unless the injury is very severe one, will cause the parts to heal without leaving a scar. For sale by all druggists.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17
TN LONE STAR STATE

Np s.yIor will leave this morn. ', oosas, Sos TcNas, where he will
 IS" '" Saturjny, November 20 rl. re5 yo to.bo ], Miss Clementine g,,.,ngbtrr of one of the most
 tl' .ott5n attS planters of that viein- 'li ,y ,5Jipg will occur at the plan of inc brides parents, near bone v is the elimination of a Ss S;sb & began when both were VTI, TSay were sweethearts in S,.,,,o5 days, then separated and alanyt .,t again for many years,
 n,,N Nr. Savior went back to anuls, s.me 10 visit and at that rg .oriy pC VOW. were renewed and bel 'I,, soy tb, wedding which will as ', ISsgyIor , a prominent busi- |F tbis ri,g having lived here
 a wears. lie is one of the H | tie w. W. Brookner com Vl s,, also wed for some time 1I' .t Pioneer Hose Company. ,,J,,,s many friends here M'y,I;ry tgrlr heartiest con ? yN5 end br,, wishes to him and i'l, sSom they will be delighted ,ms among ' INr'"'
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17
kOCial !: Circles
 N By Edna Surerus Hasse

held at o'clock Thursday afternoon. The ladies will be entertained by Mrs. Cloyd at the Maxson company's ice cream parlor. A full attendance is de-
 sired, as the tickets for the Bryan lee ture will be distributed at this meeting
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17
IT,s NORTH A TRIAL

You will be convinced that Globe Flour is the four for you if you once give it trial. Order it from Brookner & Co.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-11-17
'i0uF on sale at Brookner s.
''so Medicine for Children and
 srown Folks. Too,

"I.a c hardly do without Cham .2aga hnmedy," says Mrs.
 pan of E.oyd, Ky. CT found o,.1 % 7. very good for croup and
 Iss,, o t Tor years. I can heartily
 ' i, u It for coughs, colds and
 m, c1iIdron and grown folks,
 Ip,. "1 a above shows the implicit lbsI,i.,I .Ia' many mothers place in ' b,,o5 Cough Remedy, a con 5.s Ds',a si on may years experience , tE;. '" It. No one need hesitate ltorm remedy for it contains no
 e,v opium or other narcotics
 Iy ., Ue given to a child as con
 |sts " an adult. For sale by all
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-16
SALE OF INTERESTS IN REAL
ESTATE BY GUARDIAN.

BY virtue OF an order OF sale. duly
made and entered by the County
Court Of the State OF Oregon. for the
County Of klamath. on tho 27th day
Of March. A. D.. 1909. authorizing.
empowering and licensing me. as the
Guardian. Of tho persons and estates
Of Lester Stacy Colahan. clifford
johnson Colahan. ard Stephen Cola
han. Minors. to soil at private sale
tho certain interests. and ill the
right. title and interest OF said min
ors In and to tho following described
real property. situated In the County
OF Klamath and State Of Oregon. to-
wit: Tho one-eleventh interest
owned BY said Lester Stacy colahan
and clifford johnson colahan. such
interest being owned Jointly by them
iu such real property. and tho one.
eleventh Interest owned by said Step
hen Colshan In such real property.
which 10 described As follows:
The SWH Of tho swx Of Sec. Is;
the SEX OF the Sc Y OF Sec. i6: the
NEh OF the NEH Of Sec. iG: the
Nwn. tho swN OF tho NEn. the
M OF the sEn. the SEM OF the
SEX OF Sec. go: tho VIZ OF the
NWH. the NWN OF the swA OF
Sec. &c. and tho NEh OF the NEx
Of Sec. 81. all In Township 81. s. r.
ilh East Of the Willamette Meri-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-16
=. go . . . . . . HHHH .
. PINE GROVE NEWS. .
. . . % . Q . Q 0 Q Q 0 . Q 0 .

Miss Lou BuhIey Ia visiting her
sIster. Mira. Everett Crln,th.
Mr. md Mrs IIo,rv co,, md
family r,tp,po1 from n.,...r,
MI orc ,bov .,.,, tho wI,,or
a., -, =, 6, a., -,
60 -" 80 49,
-, - -. - ,s.,,S.s ~ ~
20 "
RI, -, -i. 49,
- ,,,',.,, ,',..
-, 49, r., s. CT.
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-16
NOTICE.

There arc funds in the City Treas
ury for tho redemption Of all war
rants protested on and prior to July
81. 1906. Interest on above war.
rants will cease from date.
Dated this 7th day OF April. 1909.
J. w. sIEMENs.
City Treasurer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-16

klamath county headquarters In
San Francisco is the Hotel Savoy.
corner Van Ness Avenue and Ellis
Street. Walter Z. Conner. prop. Take
Turk and Eddy" street cars at Ferry.
get Oh at Van Ness and walk one-haif
block north. 2-ls-3m
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-16

Genuine Edison" Photographs.
on easy installmcnts. ut T.. W. Null
iors. cor. 9th and Main. 22tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-16

order your leo from o X Trans
fer Company. t-i2f
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

sotoi, Once Thought WORTHLESS,
Found 10 he Full OF Alcohol.

sotol, Once Thought WORTHLESS.
Found TO BE Full OF Alcohol.
Another wild desert plant that grows
profusely upon many millions of acres
OF land In the mountainous region Of
western Texas now is being used as
profitable source OF revenue. says the
Kansas City Star. 1t is the sotol,
which is said to be found in no other
part Of the United States. 1t is Of
quick, sturdy growth. II long has been
known that alcohol could be made from
this plant, but it is only within the last
few months that steps have been taken
TO utilize this knowledge in a CONNER
cfaf way by the manufacture OF dena-
tured alcohol from the large bulb which
forms part of the growth. This bulb
is situated just above the ground and
frequently is a foot In diameter. The
percentage OF alcohol which 1t contains
is said to be larger than in any other
known product
1t was not until In the last session Of
Congress that authority was granted
Tor the manufacture OF denatured alco-
hol from the sotol plant AS result
OF this Federal permission. sotol dis
tillery has been established at FL Paso
and large shipments Of the sotol bulb
are being made from the Alpine section
to that place for conversion into the
denatured product.
When the early Spanish explorers
first penetrated the region along the
Rio Grande River below Alpine, more
than two centuries ago. they found that
the Pueblo and other Indian tribes had
knowledge of the alcoholic properties
OF the sotol plant Primitive stills were
In operation from which a fiery white
liquor was obtained. The Indians were
wont to indulge freely In this native
intoxicant. The sotol liquor still is a
favorite beverage among the Mexicans
OF the border. The American cowboy
OF this region has an intimate knowl-
edge Of the fighting qualities of thif
liquor. 1t is one Of the phases Of ini-
tiation which the tenderfoot Is always
put through upon the border ranches.
THE main objection to the stuff is
that you've got to run mile to get
your breath after you have taken
drink Of it," said cowboy the other
day.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Extremes of Adverti.ipn.

I'VE want to do something big to ad-
vertise that new play" said the New
York manager.
WELL" answered the press agent,
which kind Of play is it? One to
which you invite the attention of the
clergy or the attention of the police?"
washington Star.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Mix for Colds.

To one-half pint good whiskey, add
,ne ounce syrup sarsaparilla and one
ounce Toris compound, which can be
procured Of any druggist. Take in
teaspoonful doses before each meal and
before retiring. This relieves in "a
nours, and cures any cold that is cura-
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

A young woman entered crowded
street car with pair Of skates on her
arm. An elderly gentleman at once
arose and offered her his seat
THANK you very much,' she said,
,weetly, "but don't care about sitting
down; I've been skating all after
aoon." ."-Harper's Weekly.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

is It true" inquired the traveller who
was standing in front of the Art Insti-
tute, that confidence man once sold
these big bronze lions to a trusting stran-
ger for $40 or some such pitiful sum-"
Yep said the policeman; the con
men in this town are losin' their grip. l
can remember when they wouldn't sell
nothin' smaller than the Masonic Temple
to vahoo. .'-Chirs~o Tribune
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Just Between themselves.

Actress (sotto voce)-Sh, no one
must know of thisw
Actor (surveying slim audience)-
Ny dear. you may speak out; there is
10 one to hear us."-Judge.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

When first sought the writer's ranks
Ny verse was taken In with thanks
Tis years since that initial splash
They've never sent the promised cash.
To wait and get no pay, l find,
Is worse than having things declined.
Cleveland Plein Dealer
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

What is said to be the largest collec-
tion of coins is in the public cabinet OF
antiquities at Vienna, which contains
about 125,000 pieces.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Exchange Editor-Let me see-Mark
Twain had a degree of some kind con-
feired on him. didn't he?
Literary Editor-Yes; since he incorpo-
rated himself believe he has taken the
degree of Ltd.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
rIea.ant Cor noth.

Near Sighted Guest Cat banquet) II
pfesume the next thing will be a long
and uresome speech from some taIkative
guy.
Man Sitting Next-0. suppose 80. I'm
the talkative guy that has to make the
speech
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Perish the Thought,

Gladys-lf he talks to you like that he,
100 impertinent. l just wouldn't stand
my of his lip.
Esmeralda-His lipl The idea lie
has never presumed 10 far as to kiss me.
Miss Goovius
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
AImost ms Good.

Little Ikey came up to his father
with a very solemn face.
us it true, father" he asked, that
marriage is failure?"
His father surveyed him thought
fully for a moment.
We'll, Ikey," he finally replied, 'if
you get a rich wife it's almost as good
40 failure. re."-Lippincott's
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Endurance.

Rankin-Do you think you could ride
ninety-eight miles on horseback in seven
teen hours straight?
Fyle-No, but walked the floor min
hours straight with squalling baby last
light, and I'm willing to bet that no
President of the United States can do
'hat.-Chicago Tribune.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

"Ccl. Gunnsome is getting to be a pret-
y big man in politics, isn't he?'
Yes; whenever he calls on the Presi.
dent be has to be careful to explain to
the reporters that his visit has no politi.
cal Significance"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
your case.

howard II. BuRrON. N.--Assayer ard Chemist.
= Lcadvllle, Colorado Specimen prices, Gold.
silver, IL ad, 81 0od, silver 75c Gold, bOc Zinc OF
Ceppcr 81: Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
mll price list sent on application. Control and um-
pire work collected. lSeference, Carbonate Ma
uonal hank.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Little Soldiers

IN your blood are the millions
of corpuscles that defend you
against disease.
To make and keep these little soldiers
healthy and strong, is simply to make
and keep the blood OF the right quality
and quantity.
This is just what Hoods Sarsaparilla
does-it helps the little soldiers in your
blood to fight disease for you.
1t cures scrofula, eczema, eruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous
ness, dyspepsia, general debility, and
builds up the whole system.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
The ola wiaower,. oho,.,.

He wanted the comforts of home.
But wanted them cheap. He took
No year or two to primp and fidget;
lie merely said. ''Will you marry ms
Bridget?"
i will, sor," answered the cook.
Chicago Tribune.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Nan-Where did Kit ever Hnd him ana
why did she marry himf What a with
sred, insigni6oant little specimen he Is
Fan-That may be, but she picked him
from magnificent family tree.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
You Can Get AIIen's foot-ts,e fRtt.

rec sample of Aliens Foot Ease. It cures
'weating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
lew or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
'orns. ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
ststs sell It. 25c. Don't accept any substitute
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Enect ON the Ri.inr aener.t,on.

Distracted Mother (opening the door Of
the playroom) What are you boys max
ing all this terrible racket aboutl
Her Youngest-We're playin' Congress,
nav. We've just had message from the
pres'dunt Chicago Tribune.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

EITC st. vitus Dance ana 'ervous Diseases permA
iiS nently cured by DR.. l.ines Great Nerve Re
torer Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise
DR.. r. II. Kline Id, s31 Arch st., Philadelphia, Pa
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Mayme-You refused that handsome
young lawyer? Why, l thought you liked
him.
Maybelle-I did, but when he proposed
to me he put it in the form of hypo-
thetical question 400 words long.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Prince Waldemar OF Denmark is
capital boxer and is ever ready to put on
the gloves.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

There is always something happen
Ing to keep you excited.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their children
turing the teething period.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

As soon as man discovers that he
cannot reform himself, he begins on
the world.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
PILES CURED I'M 8 10 "a nAYs

PAzo OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case OF Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protrudine
Piles in to "A days OF money refunded. SOC.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Norway's seaweed, used as fuel, yields
q greater revenue than its fisheries.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
Only One HBRoMo oUrNrNEp

That is LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE. Loo
for the signature of E. w. GROVE. Used Ii
world over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18

Like Thaw.
Redd-It's in order for some one to
name his airship after Thaw.
Greene Why so?
Redd-Because when 1t is sent up 1t
seems to be very uncertain just how
long 1t is going to stay up.-Yonkers
Statesman
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-02-18
GRIP is PREvA-

oNAI 10 L NE v A.
LENT AGAIN. A
prompt remedy is what
every one is looking for.
The efficiency of Peru
ma is SO well known that
its value as a grip REM
edy need not be ques
ito d. The grip
yields more quickly if
taken in hand prompt
ly. If you feel grippy
get a bottle of Peruna
at once. Delay is almost
certain to aggravate
your case.
For free illustrated booklet entitled
"The Truth About Peruna," address
The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio.
L. IL \
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-15
MARTYR OF PEARY'S TRIP.
Cornell Professor Only Man to Lose
His Life on Journey.

Cornell Professor Only Man to Lose
His Life on Journey.
Professor Ross Gilmore Marvin of
Cornell, the only man to lose his life
during the Peary expedition to the
north pole, was the first assistant to
Commander Peary and chief scientist
Of the expedition. He was drowned
on April 10 forty-five miles north of
Cape Columbia while in command of
the supporting party.
Professor Marvin was young man
less than thirty years old. He was
born in Elmila, N. Y. When he was
less than ten years old his father, Ed
ward Marvin, then city overseer of the
poor, died, leaving a widow and five
children. of whom Ross was the young
est
Ross Marvin after d course in the
Elmira high school worked his way
through Cornell university, taking up
classics and later a course in civil en-
cheering. He displayed a retentiye
spirit
ROSS MarVln'S courage and scholar
ship attracted the attention Of the fac
ulty, and when Commander Peary in
arranging his expedition to the arctic
four years ago asked Cornell to lend
him vigorous man to collect scien-
tifc data there was no hesitancy in
selecting Marvin, who was able, ready
and willing for the adventure.
After his return in 1906 he remained
on the instructing staff Of Cornell uni
versity. and, realizing the value to the
scientific world of the work being done
by arctic expeditions, that institution
had generously granted him leave Of
absence to accompany Commander
Peary once more and continue the val
liable work already under way.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-15

to do to get ready Miss Meriweath-
er had a knack of persuading people
over such impossibilities, and the
couple started the next day Before
they left the house Miss Meriweather
slipped a fifty dollar bill into Mrs.
Shackleton's purse, which, she said,
was for delicacies, rides, amusements,
etc.
The couple were gone a fortnight,
when they returned much refreshed
for another trial at LIES ordeal After
Miss Meriweather' visit somehow they
managed to avoid a great deal of
the effect of their responsibilities.
Perhaps it was the result Of her ex-
ample. The improvement was noticed
by Miss Miggles, who was delighted
with what she considered an effect Of
her cunningly devised prescription.
She has since told individuals here
and there how she turned a quarrel
some couple into pair of angels by
adroitly showing each what was due
the other And verify Miss Miggles
hath her reward. She has been elect
ed to the presidency of society of
women whose object is studying the
causes of the growing tendency to di-
vorce and improving the divorce laws.
AS for Miss Meriweather, her sphere
Is still limited to small circle Of
friends.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-15
BEGAN BY CLOSING PAPER.
First Incident In Army Career Of Late
General Corbin.

Lieutenant General Henry G. Cor
bin, former adjutant general of the
United States army and one of the
best known of American soldiers, who
died recently in New York, began his
career as a soldier by closing up N1urat
Halstead's Cincinnati Commercial. 1t
was in August of 1862. Young Corbin,
second lieutenant to the Seventy-ninth
Ohio volunteers, of which Rutherford
B. Hayes was colonel. He was re-
quired to enlist thirty men. He got
twenty-nine of them the first day from
the shops of the Little Miami railroad
The captain, pleased with his success,
sent him back for more. He happened
in front of the Commercial Office just
as the printers were going to dinner,
but the hungry men paid no attention
to the young recruiting officer. Not to
be rebufed, however, he singled out
a likely looking young man and in
vited him to luncheon.
That noon the future general brought
to bear that power of personal per-
suasiveness which in future years con-
tributed so much to career of re-
markable good fortune The printer
was won over. They returned to the
Commercial Office that afternoon and
before night took away with them
thirty-twO men.
"Young man." said Mr.. Halstead
when he met Lieutenant Corbin the
next day, ''do you know you have
closed out our paper?'
The editor merely asked in return,
however, that Corbin assist his broth
er, Benton Halstead, by crediting to
him extra men, as the younger Hal
stead. recruiting lieutenant, had been
unable to fill his quota on account of
being then in the field. Corbin agreed
and refused to take the money the
brother offered for his trouble. There
began a warm. lifelong friendship be-
tween the soldier and the editor
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-15
PULPIT IN BEER GARDEN
How St. Louis Clergyman Seeks Peo-
pie Who Do Not Go to Church.

TOW 0I. LOUIS clergyman Seeks Peo-
pie Who Do Not Go to Church.
The Rev. Jacob e. Meeker of the
Compton Hill Congregational church
in st. Louis made good his promise the
other night to go to the people when
they will not come to hear him in
church. He preached from specially
constructed rostrum in the Suburban
garden. Many who had come to drink
beer and to listen to Countess Ventu-
rino's production of "Frou- Frou" gave
the preacher respectful ear.
After the sermon, which lasted twen-
ty minutes, the clergyman mingled
freely with the guests of the garden
and remained to see one act of the
opera.
The church was closed several weeks
ago because of the light attendance,
and DR.. Meeker then announced that
he would preach in the garden.
IF the people will not come to hear
me will carry the gospel to them,"
he said. eve cannot wait for the peo-
pie to come and ask for the word of
God.''
The clergyman is not only preacher
of force, but he is an excellent cook.
He has often cooked dinner for the
members of the Ladies' Sewing society
of his church, and his dinners are said
to be of the best. He is popular with
/ the young people and noted for his
charity.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-09-15
SpoiIinq the Show.

Snowman don't know as we can
give any kind of show this after
noon. Assistant-What's the matter
Showman-That fresh kids been in
the cage of the man eating lion having
a romp, and the critter is as playful as
kitten, the farmer we rented the sa-
cred COW from India from says the
money amt payin' him for the loss Of
his milk route, and the wild man Of
Borneo says he's got to have a da,
off to register and see the police pa
rade.-Baltimore American.