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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Harry Boise attended Buf-
falo Bills Wild West show in
Omaha yesterday.
DR.. and Mrs. DeVore have
returned from their visit to
Aurelia.
Miss Nellie Richardson re-
turned from Denver yesterday
where she had been visiting
friends for 10 days.
Contractors commenced work
repairing the Stebbins laundry
this morning, which was de-
stroyed by fire several days ago
The remains of the Hibbard
family were taken up Saturday
and buried in another lot until
the new mausoleum is finished.
Mrs. Theodore Mann return
ed from Loveland today where
she has been visiting relatives.
Mrs. G. G. Lahman returned
this afternoon from Clarinda
where she has been visiting her
sister Mrs. G. A. Lisle.
Every state in the Union Oh
serves yesterday Labor Day, as
a holiday, except North Dakota
which does not recognize it as
a holiday.
Peary has also discovered
the North Pole. Walter Well
man can now bring his gas-bag
home.
Cleveland Leader: Old Doctor
l unsuccessful inmy first case.
Young Doctor Indeed? Old DR..
Yep. The executors of his estate
paid my bill without a murmur.
The Williams.Hughes Co. at
the New Theatre this week are
giving universal satisfaction to
the audiences
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
-rhe HONEYMOON.

The honeymoon has no definite du-
ration, but is longer or shorter accord
ing as the temper of the high contract
ing parties determines, or their rela-
tiyes, or the weather, or the mode or
the comparative, cost Of travelling and
staying at home. Briefly, 1t is that
interval during which the man, going
out in the morning, remembers his kiss
and forgets his oversloes as distin-
guished from the interval during which
he remembers his overshoes and for.
gets his kiss.-New York Life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Miss Harriet Nelson of Theft
River Falls, Minnesota is the
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. L. M.
Walker. She is on her way to
Hot Springs Arkansas, where
she is a teaches in the schools
of that city.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. L. Irish are
the guests Of friends in Lincoln
Nebr.
H. 7. Faith and E. w. Stew.
ems left for Dalharte, Texas,
this afternoon for a weeks
trip on land business.
Peter Mullen arrived home
from Broken Bow Sunday for a
visit with his parents Mr.. and
Mrs. P. r. Mullen.
Hon. George Richardson re-
ceived word from the Wallace
boys of Minneapolis, Minnesota
today, that their father died in
that city Sept. 3rd.
Miss Cecilia Mullen left yes
terday morning for Omaha
where she goes to attend school
at st. Mary's Academy.
DR.. Potter has gone to Peter
son, Ia, on business.
The new cement block office
of the News is up to the first
story. 1t will. make a fine
looking office when completed.
Miss Myrtle Harris is again
working at the post office while
X. L. Price takes a two weeks
vacation.
AL Briggs, of Chadron, spent
Sunday in this city.
Mrs. Frank Steen was oper-
ated on at the Boughton hospi-
tai Saturday. She is doing
nicely but will be confined to
the hospital for a few days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Hard TO choo.e.

"why can't she make choice be-
tween her suitors?"
well, one of them is a press agent.
His language is very attractive. But
the other is a travelling salesman, and
he treats her as IL she were big
buyer."-Kansas City Journal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
An Arrangement Approved.

$50 they have reduced the number
OF trains that stop at your station?'
"Yes," answered Mr.. Crosslots.
"rhere are only two day at pres
ent-one to take us to town in the
morning and one to bring us back at
night"
1T must be a great disappoint-
ment."
Not at ALL When we get servant
now she's obliged to stay at least one
day."-Exchange.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Badly Expre..ed.

Mabel don't believe you really
meant 1t when you said you were anx-
ious to hear me sing. Sam-Oh. / as
sure you did! You see, had never
heard you sing before.-London Pick
Me-Up.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

The Adjuster for the Grain
Shippers Mutual Ins. Co. was
here today and settled with Mr..
Stebbins who's laundry was
burned last week)and the
building will be rebuilt as soon
as possible. Mr.. Stebbins thinks
he can start up again in about
ten days.
Mrs. Edith Met Clure- Tank, of
Pomeroy, Iowa, is the guest of
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Mcclure for a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. j. Fitzgibbon
returned from Denver yester-
day, where they had been Wis
iting friends.
DR.. Boughton reports the
birth of a girl, born Friday, to
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Jones.
Mrs. George Kellogg is home
from her Sioux City visit.
Miss Lima Brinkerhof re-
turned to her home in Extra,
yesterday, after two weeks
visit with Mrs. Guy Mahony.
A. j. Gilmore, Mr.. and Mrs.
Jo O'Connor and daughter re-
turned Monday evening from
Colfax, where they have been
for the past month. Mr.. Gil
more returns much improved
in health.
Miss Alice Delaney, of Coun-
Gil Bluffs, is in the Valley the
guest of Miss Katherine Kraus-
kopf.
c. A. Hollister, of Glenwood,
is in the Valley for a few days
visit.
r. w. Myers has shipped 400
bushels of apples from his or
chard this season and is still
picking and packing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
A Good Exan,pIe.

Father lin lecturing mood)-You
never heard Of man getting into
trouble by following good example.
Son dncorrlgible)- Yes, sir. have
the counterfeiter.-Bo Transcript.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
PerambuIation.

" should think Mr.. Beetem's debts
would keep him walking the floor.''
"They don't. But they keep a lot of
bill collectors walking the streets."-
Washington Star.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Slow to LAUGH.

The Briton-As the old proverb says,
y know, Gle lawfs best who laws
lahst." The Yankee-If that's so,
what good laughers you English must
Cleveland Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Pluck.

"Pluck," said the inancier. "is the
secret of success"
"Well," interrupted the shabby man,
"I'll give you f1O If you'll teach me
your method Of plucking. ."-London
Telegraph.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

The following officers were
elected at the Knights and
Ladies Of Security Lodge Sat-
urday evening: Mrs. Chas. Neu-
find, Pres, Mrs. Ed Casey, LIST
v. Pres, Mrs. John Sullivan End
Y. Pres, Mrs. John O'Gorman
Prelate, Mrs. Dan Kennedy,
Financier, Mr.. DIETRICH, Secre-
tary, Mrs. DIETRICH, Conductor,
Mrs. Patrick, Guard, Mr.. John
O'Gorman, Sentinel, Miss Mag
gle Jennings, Pianist. After
the election Of officers refresh
ments were served.
Rev. Thorness left yesterday
for Duluth, Mimi, to be gone
about a week on business.
Harry Way transacted busi-
ness in Mondamin today.
Thos. Faith left yesterday
for Sweet Springs, Missouri,
for q visit with his daughter,
Mrs. Warren Hedges. From
there he will go to his old
home in Indiana for a visit.
Hon. George Kellogg was al
business passenger to Omaha
today.
The Schauwecker millinery
parlors were thronged all day
Friday and Saturday at the fall
opening. Mrs. White, Of Los
Angeles, is the head trimmer,
and the store is full Of beauti-
full new fall hats, all sizes and
shades. A call will convince
you Of the veracity Of our
statement.
]. ]. Amen, j. G. Schulmeis-
ter. ]. ?. Martin and w. A.
Smith are attending Court at
Sidney Ia. this week.
John Zahner was a business
passenger to Omaha today.
Mrs. A. P. Seabloom was in
the Valley today on her way to
Anamosa, to oattend the wedding
Of their son, Clarence Seabioom
J. R. Fegan, Of Mo Valley, Ia.
arrived here a few days ago as
Master Machanic Of the Idaho
Northern Ry. Co.
NampaQ Idaho Leader Herald
Mr.. Fegan was foreman in the
shops in this city for many
years and his friends congratu-
late him on his new position. |
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Old Settler dies at Modale.
Modale, Ia, Sept. 5. 5.-Solom-
on G. Spracklen, a settler Of
of this vicinity since 1866, and
of Iowa since 1852, died at his
home, one mile south of town
last night. He was born in
Knox county, Ohio, March 4,
1928. He leaves five daughters
and a son.
D. M. Harris and Mrs. W. w.
Rutlidge left for Exria Monday
morning for a visit with Mrs.
John Crane, daughter Of Mr..
Harris.
Fred Brown and M. j. Fitz-
gibbon are in Omaha today on
business.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. Burke
visited Omaha friends yester-
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

To deal honestly with Others is not
30 difficult. To compel others to deal
honestly with you-that Ii power
Smart Set.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
.....l. et lo~' :.

The Chautauqua Stock Holders
held q meeting in the Council
Rooms last evening and elected
the following directors for the
next Chautauqua: ]. s. Dewell,
G. II. Duer, H. C. Heckert, j. E.
Jones, Fred Heath, w. M. Car
Isle and w. G. Fensler.
Ed Bradley and Hugh Cculth-
ard left for Canada this MORN
ing to look after their land in
terests in that country.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Mrs. John Goss of Loyeland
was visiting Mo. Valley friends
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Us. Dewell was in Omaha
today on business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Master Mechanic Graham
leaves for Chicago this evening
on company business.
w. H. Esancy made a bust
ness trip to Omaha today.

Clarence Miller, of Chicago,
spent Sunday in this city, the
guest Of friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

The Williams Hughes Drama
tic Co opened q weeks engage
ment at the Opera House last
evening to a full house. The
opening bill was s'The Slaves of
Russia" The cast was except
ionally fine. The scenery and
costumes were beautiful. The
patrons of the Opera House
were highly pleased with the
evenings entertainment. The
company is made up of actors
of pleasing appearance and will
no doubt give us a week of real
enjoyment.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

DR.. Boughton reports the
birth of a girl, born Friday, to
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Jones.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Mrs. George Kellogg is home
from her Sioux City visit.

Miss Lima Brinkerhoff re-
turned to her home in Extra,
yesterday, after two weeks
visit with Mrs. Guy Mahony.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Mrs. A. B. Berry left for
Harlan la. today to attend the
District Baptist Convention.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Mrs. A. L. Downs has sold
the Oxford Hotel business to a
Mr.. Baily Of Oklahoma who
took charge Of the hotel Sun
day noon. Mrs. Downs has
been proprietor Of this hotel
for over two years and during
that time it has been run in first
class style. She will visit friends
in Northern Iowa for a while
and will move to Oklahoma
about October LIST.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
R. A. Schauwecker went to
Omaha this morning on business

Henry Ebaugh of Boston is
in the city for a two weeks vis-
it with relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Percy and Norton Biernes
returned from Canada where
they have been the past month
visiting relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Mr.. and Mrs. M. j. Fitzgibbon
returned from Denver yester-
day, where they had been Wis
iting friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Hon. George Kellogg was a
business passenger to Omaha
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Harry Boise attended Buf-
falo Bills Wild West show in
Omaha yesterday.

DR.. and Mrs. DeVore have
returned from their visit to
Aurelia.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Rev. Thorness left yesterday
for Duluth, Mimi, to be gone
about a week on business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Harry Way transacted (
ness in Mondamin today.

Thos. Faith left yesterday
for Sweet Springs, Missouri,
for q visit with his daughter,
Mrs. Warren Hedges. From
there he will go to his old
home in Indiana for a visit.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10

Sierra Leone-known to fame as ''the
white mans grave"-viewed from the
deck Of an incoming steamer presents
an appearance distinctly attractive. AS
to climate, the sobriquet white mans
grave" is sufficiently instructive. Suf-
fee 1t to say that the first of the daily
regimental orders ran thus: Funeral
parade at 6:30 a. m. tomorrow" and it
was seldom indeed that the parade
was dismissed for lack of victim to
the pestiferous climatic conditions.
Indeed. so arduous became the duties
of sepulcher that, whereas it was GUS
tomary in the beginning for the entire
regiment and band to attend, only the
company of the deceased and the firing
party did so later on. Sierra Leone Is
Infested with snakes, large and small
The former are Of the constructor spe-
cies; the latter are all extremely ven
omous. The most deadly of all per-
haps is the yellow jack, a beautiful
yellow and black reptile, whose bite is
reputed to prove fatal within a space
of twenty minutes. Westchester Coun-
ty Magazine.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10

That the methods Of public school
instruction as applied In one city at
least do not always meet the approba-
ton Of the parents of the pupils was
evidenced when a German man whose
bristly blond hair was standing per-
fectly erect with anger strobe into a
Baltimore school one day and, ap-
preaching the principal, demanded;
''Vot Is it, lobster?
The principal explained In his suav-
est tone that lobster was a species
Of shellf1sh.
"How many legs has it-der lob
ster?'
The number of legs was promptly
stated.
Look here" exclaimed the irritated
Teuton, II work for me In a big hurry
und II your teacher he cannot find
peter dings to ask my boy Herman
how many legs has it. lobster, und
make him come home to bodder his
ladder NIT questions, What Is it. a
lobsterT 1t is pad business?'- Lippin-
colts.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10
NOW at all druggists In three sizes,
Csc. Soc and $1.OO per bottle
The Rice God.

In the Malay peninsula, after gen
eral propitiatory service has been held
as an apology to the rice for cutting
1t. the rice SOUL is diligently sought.
First the spot where the best rice
grows Is selected; then seven stems
are chosen, each having seven joints
Within this sat red bundle resides the
soul Of the whole precious hell and,
dressed in sWLldli3g clothes Ike Il live
infant, it Is borne home in basket
and tenderly, reyerently, placed ON a
new sleeping mat.
After the rice harvest in Ceylon the
priests take little old god called
Marcel down to he river 4 hole Is
dug where The water is shallow. and
into this Is crammed Il bag Of Cry rice.
with the god plat ed on top The snru-
rated rice expands, for, ing the image
upward, SO that in about fifteen days
1t comes to the sur Ice and Is well
coined as Il new god with acclama
tons Of great joy
Both in Chila ard Japan are held
Spe ial festivals Of thanksgiving and
Offering VI of first fruits.-Los An
geles Times.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10

During a great food at Haidarabad a
native banker, overtaken by the sud
den rush Of water. made his way on
to u mound. where he was quickly iso
lated, The water rose, and the bank
ers legs were covered to his knees.
Fifty rupees about f3 Isl. SO rupees"
he shouted, Ito any one who will save
me-" When the water reached his
shoulder he was shouting. Zone thou
sand rupees!" When developed to his
neck. with death staring him in the
face, he yelled; Help help! All that
have will | give to any one to save
mer' Shortly after the water began
to recede. When once more he was
covered only to his knees an offer of
rescue came. But the banker. pluck
ing up his courage. cried Keep of!
Keep Off! will not give rupee"
and succeeded in making his escape
free of charge.-St. James Gazette.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10
BARNET.

Remember Friday evening, Feb. IL
Lincoln night at the church at 100 p
m. An interesting program has beenp
pared and it is hoped that large audi
ence will come out to enjoy it.
Mrs. E. B. Chase spent Friday in town.
Mrs. DR.. Samuel Baker of Ashland, N.
H.. is visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Lucius Gilfillan.
Miss Mabel Darling of Peacham is
keeping house for her sister, Mrs. B. J..
Galley, during her absence.
Mrs. Benjamin'Ga dley is visiting friends
in Springfield, Mass.
Whooping cough has again made its
appearance in Barnet. Two houses are
under quarantine.
Mrs. Ira Albee entertained the Young
Ladies Club at her hospitable home Fri
day evening. A large number of the club
were present, also several invited guests.
DR.. Day talked upon different styles of
cathedral architecture. Refreshments
were served.
w. Fl. Burbank has returned from New
York, much improved in health.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10
LUXEMBOURG.

Mr., Merrill, who has been a great SUIT
ferer for many months, died at his home
Friday morning. The funeral service
was held Sunday afternoon, and Mon
day the remains were taken to Lisbon
for burial. He was the owner of the
bobbin mill and employed several men in
the manufacture OF bobbins He leaves
wife and children.
The Methodist society held a parish
supper in the hall Friday evening, the re-
suit OF little contest in the Sunday
school between two sides as to which
side should get the most personsinto the
school. The defeated side were to serve
supper. The evening was spent with
games and music and pleasant time en-
joyed by all.
Judge Blake of Island Pond was in
town on business Monday.
Miss Eva DAWSON returned a few days
ago from a visit in Whitefeld and St
Johnsbury.
Mrs Gardner Balch returned last week
from Windsor, where she has been for
several weeks caring for her son, who
has been very sick.
Mr., Covey has sold his house in the
village and will soon move to the Chris
tine farm, which he and his son have re.
Gently bought OF Mrs. j. NJ Dodge.
The Ladies Aid society will give val
entine party Saturday evening in the
hall. Extensive preparations are being
made tor fine time and everyone should
be sure and attend and have lots of fun
with Cupid.
Rev. A. B. Enright preached fine ser
mon on Lincoln, Sunday morning, to
good house. The beautiful weather call
ed out a good congregation.
Rev. Mr.. Howard still remains quite
i'll, but hopes to he around very soon.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. King, who are in
Whitefeld for the winter, were in town
the last of the week and were guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Morgan and Fred
Chandler and his mother. They will re-
turn here when the numbering season is
over.
6. A. Balch was out of town most of
last week on business trip,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10

was successfully operated on for stranou.
iated hernia and even at his advanced
age possessed vitality enough to make a
recovery and will be able to go back
nome very soon.
Miss Mary E. Macomber, for IA years
Librarian at the Kellogg Hubbard1library.
Montpelier, died Friday after brief i'll
ness OF the grip which developed into
pneumonia. Miss Macomber had been
IN charge of the Kellogg Hubbard library
since 1t was opened She was the daugh-
ter ofDr. ]. E. Macomber and was 40
years old. She is survived by one
brother, George Macomber, of Greenville,
NY. '''~
William Holmes, Randolph's oldest
resident, died Wednesday morning at
the age OF 81 years and eight months.
For the past two years MIR. Holmes
heaith had been failing, and a fall
breaking his right hip FASTENED his
death. Mr.. Holmes is survived by four
daughters
Paul Dillingham; of Montpelier, son of
United States Senator Dillingham;, has
resigned as secretary of the commission
on immigration in Washington and has
accepted position with the transporta-
ton bureau of the San Francisco board
OF trade. He will leave shortly for San
Francisco to take up his new duties.
At the annual meeting of the Shelburne
Library Club last week the building fund
received handsome addition by the
gift of 500 from Representative E. F.
Gebhardt, this sum being the increased
salary which the legislature voted each
member.
The Goodrich memorial library asso-
citation at Newport will build structure
costing $4,000 to be used as a home for
the Young Mems Improvement club if
the club sees fit to raise its dues to $40
year in order to pay the rental on the
building.
Rev. George D. Fortier has resigned the
pastorate of the Universalist church at
st. Adams to go to Mortified. The
church at Mortified is one of the strong
est in the state.
Ten hens of unusual size, weighing rs
pounds when dressed, were killed by
Alonzo Gates of Rutland last week.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10
Origin of "2onfire."

Stow. referring to the 'bonefers"
which the citizens of London were
wont to make in the streets on the
vigiles of festiunl dayes and on the
same festiuall dlyes in the euenings
after the sunne setting every man be-
slowing wood or labour towards
them" and which were an occasion Of
feasting and merriment says that
these We're called bonetiers as we'll
Of good amitie amongst neighbours,
that, being before ut controuersie. were
there by the labOurs Of others, recon-
ciled. and made. Of bitter enemies,
louing friendes, as also for the vertue
that great fire hath to purge the in.
lection of the ayre. London Globe.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10
Eczema Durable? Proven!
Attorney at Moline, ILL.,, Convinced by Oh
of Wintergreen Compound,

Of Winterereen Compound.
There is nothing that will convince a
lawyer except evidence.
Now, here is some rather startling evil
dence OF a simple home cure for eczema
which convinced one lawyer, F. c. En-
triken, attorney at Moline, ILL., He tells
how oil of wintergreen compound mixed
with thymol and glycerine as in D. D. D.
Prescription, cured him in thirty days
after thirty two years of suffering.
For 80 years." writes Attorney Entri-
ken, II was troubled with eczema scabs
all over my face, body and head. Icould
run hair brush over my body and the
floor would be covered with scalesenough
to fill basket. tried everything
salves, internal medicine, X-Ray-all
without result"
Just month ago | was induced to
try D. D. D. Prescription. The itch was
relieved instantly; so continued. 1t is
just month now and | am completely
cured. have not particle of itch and
the scales have dropped off"
Il can only say again CURE DISCOV-
Erred. | am now starting all eczema
sufferers on the right TRACK"
Cure after cure has been brought to our
attention and always that instant relief
from the awful itch.
c. c. Bingham, St. Johnsbury and O.
B. Cutting & Son, Concord, endorse D.
D. D. Prescription.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1909-02-10

Nobody ever dies in Tombstone IN
less they brought it with m," or fall
into 600 foot vertical shaft, or buy
an automobile, or sass" their mother
in-law. or tgy to thaw out powder, or
mistake cyanide of potassium for
sugar, or start off a county seat re-
moval racket. Some die of old age,
some old partners of Daniel Boone, but
none has ever been known to die
from physical Irregularities contracted
In Tombstone aside from the above
mentioned causes and occasionally an
abnormal tightness about the throat,
superinduced by coil of manila rope,
or from a cold caught through a hole
made by 45.-Tombstone Epitaph.