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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
STORIES OF COQUELM
How Frances Famous Comedian
Developed From a Baker.
LOVED TO PLAY DEATH ROLES.
Novel Climax Of a Trying Experience
That. Greatly Amused an Audience.
How He Became q Member Of a Fa-
nous Club Through His Wit.

BY common consent Benoit Constant
CoQuelin, the French actor who recent
b died at his home in Port-aux-Dames.
aear Paris, was the foremost comedian
Of France. Many of his W country
men regarded him as Die artistic heir
Of Moliere, whose characters he repre-
scented better than any other French
actor and in whose house, the Theatre
Francois, he made his start and won
many Of his greatest early successes.
Coquelin, the son of a baker at Bou-
logne-sur-Mer. was born Jan. %, 1871.
It was intended that he should con
tinue in his fathers business, but re-
markable aptitude for the stage mani
tested itself in him when he was still
a small boy.
When the little ,Coquelins, Constant
and Cadet, were boys their father kept
a boulangerie. and az a good baker and
good pere de famille he sent his boys
to learn the rudiments to lie pere Ia
VERNE" who kept an exceedingly ele-
mentary school. He considered his
further duty done by them when he
had clothed them in white drilling. put
little white bakers caps on them and
set them respectively to watching the
oven or trotting through the streets
with baskets Of cakes on their heads
Or long meters of French bread under
their arms.
It was oon to be observed, however,
that Constant, the elder, was a youth
" most unfortunate proclivities for one
destined for the bakers profession.
Like Rostand's cuisinier poete, he let
the bread burn for verses, but in de;
claiming, not composing, them. The
boys would not have been boys If they
had not organized some sort Of .'barl
circus" in their case amateur theatrlc
). ais played in an old abandoned thea
ter.
II am organizing for this week 8
grand representation extraordinaire,'
said the elder Coquelin one day to hi.
admiring little brother.
"What role shall you play?" asked
Ca6st, awestruck.
IT shall play all the roles" was til,
answer, and that might almost be tax
en- as the watchword of Coquelin's ca
reer.
He had not boosted wei his ''repre
septaton extraordinaire." He played
the leading character In four roles, on,
tragic, one bouhe, one serious. on,
sentimental and SO worked himsel,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Pastor as a Baseball Umpjre.

FaStor as q BaS6o3IJ III
If the Rev. 81. L. Otis fulflls his
part Of the contract he viii don the
mask and chest pad in the Cotton
States leagne baseball games the COM
ing summer as an umpire. President
Merrill has received the parsons ap-
plication, and, his recommendations
being satisfactory, he vas Immediately
appointed to the staff. He lives IN
Greensboro, Ala, and was a college
star at baseball.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Flying Machine Race.

Conditions for the International avia-
ton ace Of 1909 in France have been
arranged. The distance will be. q cir
Gle Of twenty kilometers, not confined
to continuous flight in heavier than air
machines. If more than one machine
should cover the distance the 5000
will be awarded to the one making the
greatest speed and the $500 cup to
the club represented by the winner.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
The eelated Valentine.
Ink at mo NV 6aar ana a.

The eelated Valentine.
Just look at me. my dear, and see
An object for your charity!
Last night I dipped my pen in Ink
And sat and unused and strove to link
My heart with yours in poetry.
But not one rhyme would come to me.
Although I fumed TIL half past three
What! Sleep? + didn't get q wink.
Just loo at me!
What dainty valentine could b
More eloquent Of love than he j..
Who thus would muse and brood and
think =. 8.
Till he's completely on the blinkl
Say, II you doubt my constancy,
lust look at me-!
ct. A. Daily in. Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Her Extrsms Goodness.

The husband Of a beloved deceased
wife came to see her bust.
Look at it WELL" said the sculptor,
"and as it Is only In clay / can alter It
If necessary"
The widower looked at It carefully
with the most tender interest. 1T is
her very SELF" he said. Her large
nose-the sign Of. goodnessv Then,
bursting into tears, he added: ''She
was 80 good! Make the nose a little
largerv-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04

Sim.
A homely man and warped Of limb,
Ungainly and uncouth IL Sim,
Yet hum al air and very soon
He'll play or sing for you the tune.
And that is why we smile and say
To one another every day
That we can make Sim metrical,
But can't make him symmetrical.
Wilbur D. Nesbit In Chicago Post.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Geoqraphy Class,

The Te~acher-Now. Johnny, you may
tell me how the earth is divided.
The. Pupil-By OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
land Leader.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Wanted I'VE efEThsm.

'*This stove" said the clerk to his
Irish customer, 'iss, the best stove In
the house. It II the stove Of economy.
It saves half the coal btu"
"Give me two Of them" replied the
Iriahman. Sucee4s
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
An Injudieious laugh.
,er father IL q heavy man

And careful m his fset.
I'm sorry that I CHANGED to scan
Ham slip down on the street.
He heard me5lRugh. It made him mad:
He acted awful sore.
And At hisshQnse, ]. srieve- to- add,
I don't call, any. more
CLEVELAND Plain Dealer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
His Attitude.

slimson-Now, Willie, you knew You
were lying to mi at the time, but evi.
IDENTITY you didn't have the moral cour:
age to tell the truth. I want you 10
tell me Just how you felt.
Wf1iie-Well, papa, I guess l felt the
way you act toward mother some.
times.-New York Life.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Wonderful!

Wonderful!
Mrs. Blunder has just received a tel
egram from India. What an admira-
BILE invention the telegram is," she ex-
claimed, when you come to consider
that this message has come a distance
Of thousands of miles and the gum on
the envelope isn't dry yetv-Tit-Bits.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
A Woman,s Aim,

The queen of hearts she stole some darts
Right out Of Cupid's CULVER. Sf'e
She aimed a dart at Willie's heart
But shot him through the liver.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Proper Trainino,

Proper IraInIh9.
oyer Young Slyker is taking a
course in mental gymnastics
Myer-What's the object?
Gyer-He's going in for politics.
Detroit Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
A PRECAUTIONARY Measurp

why do you laugh so hurriedly
when your husband tells a story?"
IF I don't laugh promptly he tells
1t all over again."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
At the Opera.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
OF course I know just what you are.
l saw you with a burlesque show.
Twas more than fifty years ago.
Chicago News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Not What They Seem.

Even things in the rural wilds
From the logical will cut loose:
Strawberries do not grow on a straw
Nor ~gooseberries or. a goose.
Detroit Tribune,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
His Fate.

There was a young fellow named Mike,
Who decided to go on a strike.
I'm future all work."
He cried. II. will shirk!'
Now you see poor Mike hike down the
pike.
Baltimore American.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Just So,

Fred-There goes a trim little lady.
Joe-Naturally. She's a milliner.A
Town Topics.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Keep It Home.

A student in college drank some
whenever he drank he drank rome)
Till the pungent aroma
Overwhelmed his diploma,
And later he turned out a bone.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
A Proposal.

Geraldine-Life is what we make 1t.
Gerald-Let's make 1t hearts.-New
York Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Mr.. Impecune.

You think him your friend,
But, as sure as you live,
When he asks you to lend
He expects you to gtys.
-h1Aw York TNlARram.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
A SONG of the Street,

A Song of the Street.
Some day the merry birds will call.
Some day the sun will shine SO clear.
Some day, oh, sweetest thought OF all.
The grimy snow will disappear!
Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04

Wills % ssy h. han ss ses ss:'s. is
the past two years7
SEEDS s,e: s:$ 8 s: $! "a: = thing zs@s e!
the Farm. Garden and
AND Lawn.
TREES y: E. ii Il; IL i e: $;s =: : ;:'?s: &:
in seven colors.
Oseart I'll. Will Co., Bismarck. ND.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-02-04
Higher Ideals.

Higher Ideals.
HE says he's interested in uplifting
the farmer"
Partly that" answered Farmer
Co%rntossel, IAN partly in liftin' up
his W Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

Every once in a while some Jew.
gambler will accept Christianity, set
up the claim of being either a former
rabbi or at least the son of a rabbi
and go and preach Christianity to the
benighted former coreligianists of his,
he is wined and dined wherever he
goes, except that the winning" is at
tended to by himself privately, given
some of the best pulpits in the city to
tell his lies from, and he receives more
money than he could earn by honest
toil-much to the joy of gambling
dens, and he finds that the business
pays. Again and again such individ-
uas have been exposed, but to what
good? Taken all in all, there is no
more gullible set of people than the
contributors to foreign missions or mis-
sions to the Jews. w. w.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

Or, perhaps, the rabbits have gone
Off a bit to observe from distance
what is the effect of their winters
work; the further they go, the less it.
will appear to them, and yet their
work is of the same effect, and the
good they accomplish is considerable.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

During the past week we have been
requested to publish accounts of af.
fairs, one of which was given on Fri
day night and another on Saturday af-
ternoon These accounts have failed
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15
5670-A. M.-19O9.

5670-A. M.-19O9.
New Years Eve. Wednesday,, Sept. Is
Yom Kippur Saturday, Sept. rs
First Day of Succoth. ......
Observation-Disclosures. Thursday, Sept. 30
Shemini Atzereth. :. Thursday, Oct.
Simchath Torah. ...... Friday, Oct. 8
Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan. .........
observation-disclosures Saturday, Oct. 16
Rosh Chodesh Kislev. Sunday, Nov. IA
First Day of Hanukah. ...........
................W Wednesday, Dec. 8
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15
What is worse, to eat "trefah," or to

What is worse, to eat "trefah," or to
SANDER?
Have you little leisure?-Read the
Bible; if you have not, take it.
The editor is in his sanctum, though
the rabbits have left their pulpits.
What pity that so much is said
about Pity, and there is no pity for
Truth!
examinations and recriminations,
quarrel and strife have never helped
religion
it's name implies or kindergarten for
terpsichorean artists?
Happy the man that can keep cool IN
this temperature in the midst of
burning questions"
What is it you don't understand, the
language of the prayers, or the Ian
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

to appear on account of our considera-
tion for the participants. 1t is bad
enough that they have trespassed the
Sabbath and would only make the
matter worse were it given publicity
We think the younger set might have
at least little respect for the wishes
of the Sunday school teachers if they
have none for the Sabbath day. We
know positively that the affairs nf
nanced by the rabbits and it reflects
no credit on any one to engage in
Sabbath frivoltries.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

Both rabbits are out of town; there
are, however, services in both syna-
gogues. Those who wish to pray still
have their chance.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

Entered 40 second class matter No
vember 20, 1903. at the postofflce at
Aouston, Texas, under the Act of
March 3, 1879.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

SaDDath frlVOlCr1eS
PERTINENT FACTS ABOUT JEWS
AND JEWISH HISTORY.
When an impartial historian shall
write of wonderful achievements of
the geniuses of the nineteenth century,
Jewish names will be found on every
page
Long before Socrates taught philoso-
ply or before Herodotus wrote his
tory, Israel had an organized civiliza-
ton.
The anti-Semite is a coward. The
cry of the Jew hater is the cry of the
beaten man.
The Jews were warriors skilled in
arms before the Grecian hosts swoop-
ed down upon the plains of Troy; they
had cities before Romulus and Remus
traced the walls of imperial Rome;
they had poets, philosophers and schol-
ars before Homer the blind beggar of
Scio, lisped numbers in the myrtle
groves of Greece.
The Jewish race is imperishable.
Republics may rise and fall nationali-
ties wither and decay, but ever down
the stream of time shall sail the bark
of Israel until it loses itself in the ILL
mitable vastness of eternity
From the earliest period of the re-
public Omitted States) to the present
time the Jew has been a conspicuous
figure in our regular army and navy;
and, in every branch of the service
he has made an honorable record
In the civil war, the part the Jews
took is so conspicuous that is diff
cult to pick out the most prominent
men in the conflict.-Madison G. Pc
ters, in the Hebrew Standard.
-----------~>~-------~----
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

And one man calls the other rogue,
and the other shouts, you're anoth'
err" and both may be right.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

While many fight for FORMS the sub
stance is lost; while they fuss about
religious ceremony, they lose sight of
Religion.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

We have our opinion of the young
man who prefers the moving picture
show to the spiritual uplift.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

1t matters not in what language you
pray, so that you pray; the important
thing is the heart, not the tongue.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

The editor is in his sanctum, though
the rabbis have left their pulpits.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

What is it you don't understand, the
language of the prayers, or the Ian
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-07-15

Have you little leisure? -Read the
Bible; if you have not, take it.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
sha WA The Boiler.

Topnoody made up bis mind that he
was not going to be ruled any longer
by his wife. 50 when he went home at
noon he called out imperiously:
Mrs. Topnoody, Mrs. TopnoodyF'
Mrs TopnOody came out Of the kitch-
en-, a dish rag tied round her head and
a rolling pin In her hand.
well, SIR" she said, "whatn you
haVeT
Topnoody staggered, but braced up.
"Jane, want you to understand,
madam" and he tapped his breast dra-
mat1cally, II am the engineer Of this
establishment"
~oh, you are, are your Well, WI
Ham, want you to understand that !, T"
and she looked dangerous-T am the
boiler that VIII blow up and throw the
engineer over into the next county. Do
you hear the steam escaping, VII
liam7
William heard It, and he meekly In
Quired II there was any assistance he
could render In the housework.-Pear-
sons Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
A Quaint London Custom,

It Is curious how few persons have
noticed the ancient and quaint custom
which is observed every evening dur
ing the term In the walks Of the Mid
tie Tem0le OF sounding the call that
warns members Of the inn that It is
time to dress for dinner IN the hall at
3. The custom Is as old as the Mid
die Temple itself, where 1t alone exists.
At about $50 D. m. the warder on duty
emerges from a side door Of the hall
with an old fashioned COW horn, richly
ornamented with silver, and, CON-
mencing In Fountaincourt, blows a
sustained blast on II, which he repeats
IN New court, Essex court, Brick court,
Pump court, Elm court and at the en-
trance to Crown ONCE row. The whole
operation lasts about ten minutes, and
when 1t is over the warder, who Is a
kind Of beadle In plain livery, returns
the horn to the buffers pantry. No
body seems TO take any notice Of the
horn blowing except small boys and
ticket porters, who occasionally char
the warder while he Is engaged In his
musical Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
Worlds LARGEST Rsremstsr.


The biggest barometer In the world
IL In the city Of Faenza, Italy. 1t is
monument to Torricelli, inventor Of
the barometer, who was born in that
city 800 years ago. The scale OF this
barometer is on a basis Of feet where
the ordinary barometer is measured In
inches. The liquid column is thirty
seven feet high at normal. 1t was In
tended to use a thirty-two foot cokmn
Of water, but this was abandoned be-
cause water evaporated too quickly.
Then glycerin was tried, but with this
liquid the normal height was only
tWenty-seven feet, which was not
enough. Olive oil was chosen finally.
The tube rests against a monumental
Pillar Of stone. Olive Oh Is the lightest
liquid yet used for barometer. When
q lighter one is made available a taller
barometer may be constructed. Pas
cal made barometers Of water and
wine mixed. Zophar Mills Of New
York made a gIycerin barometer, and
Jaubert set up one Of water IN the IA
nous Tour st. Jacques, the weather
bureau center Of Paris.-Detroit Free
Pres
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
encouragement.

EncouraoomenS.
Il have Q splitting headache" sighn
the beautiful young thing.
~Have you ertried magnetic heal
hgT" asks the obIiging young man.
sNo. What "a TT"
You rest your head. thus, on my
shoulder. and I pas my arm about
your waist IN this manner. Now be
perfectly cain and 80 q this dos not
relieve you"
Ths position Il maintained for I'VE on
tn minutes, ana. thsn ne obliging
youngman asks:
''Doss your had sehs any norer
~Ye-Oea-"
wen I'm sony I dsu't sssm able To
relieve you
he q about 10 remove his arm whsn
she looks up at him eh1dngty and
says:
1T seems to ne that n yoa have any
eonAdenes IN your msthod yoa would
Be- wiling b keep On trying Chicago
-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26

A French actor named Hyacinthe
once illustrated the saying, Discretion
Is the better part OF valor." It was
In the month Of June. and a company
Of the national guard Of which Hya-
cinthe was a sergeant was engaging q
body OF insurgents behind a barricade
at the other end Of a short street One
OF the insurgents In particular, from
q corner Of the barricade, was making
remarkably effective practice on the
assailants. At that moment mp came
q general.
I'VE must get him to expose him
self" said the general. "One Of you
must Chamber up on top Of the bar
ricade; then, when our friend at the
other end Of the street shows himself
to take aim, two or three Of you fetch
him down. Up with you, sergeantr'
BEG your pardon, general, but per-
haps, you see, an Insignificant noncom-
missioned officer like myself may have
no attraction for him, but a handsome,
distinguished man like you, In that
stylish and becoming uniform-he'd be
more than mortal II he could resist
the temptation. I'll lend you q hand.
general"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
Hon Moodn aot out 81 be-


Many were the interesting expert
Snees belonging 10 the first Northneld
conference called by d. L Moody. one
especially showed Mr.. Moody himself
IN his varying phases. 1t was the con
Versation hour at noon, and about 100
men were sitting under the tent on
Round Top.
Mr.. Moody, leaning sturdy against
the tent pole, led the meeting. Sudden
II there came from him the plump
0uestion, Brethren, how many OF you
have 80 grown In grace that you can
bear TO have your faults toldT
Many hands went up. Quick as q
lash, but neither sharply nor insult
ingly, Mr.. Moody turned to q young
minister and said:
Brother, you have spoken thirteen
times In twelve days here and perhaps
shut out twelve other good men from
speaking"
It was true. The young man had
been presuming and ohicious. He had
held up his hand, but he could not
bear 10 be chidden, and now he stoutly
defended himself, only making mat
ters worse. Then another minister
broke forth and berated Mr.. Moody for
his bluntness. The latter blushed, but
listened until the reproof was done.
Then he suggestiyely covered his face
and spoke through his fingers, 'Breth-
rem, 1 admit the fault my friend
charges me with; but brethren, / did
not hold up my hand!"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
Wherein They Were Alike.

A country minister who In Scotland
was VIGOROUSLY defective and hesitat-
ing In his style Of delivery In the pull
pit was sitting having a cup OF tea
with one Of the old spinsters connect
ed with his congregation when he OBJ
served that the spout Of the teapot
was either cholred or too narrow.
'Your teapot, Miss Kennedy" he re-
marked, ''disnn-disna rim weel"
AYE, jist like yourself, Mr.. Broom, :"
retorted the nettled lady. cit has an
unco puir delivery"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
HiEtoR.

History is a running account Of how
King Somebody-or-other either did or
dld not get to q certain place, which
nobody ever heard Of, before King
eCmebody-else got there, from which
We are usually supposed to conclude
that It would have made quite q diff
ference whether he did or not.
Like nearly everything else, history
has two sides. The history Of the gar
den Of Eden depends upon whether it
q related by a man or a woman.
The history Of the American Revolu-
tion reads quite different In English
books from the way 1t reads In our
own books.
History Is a bore, not only because
you are unacquainted with the people
who figure in II, but because It re-
peats itself.-Llfes
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
Don't Abbrsviat. States.

"Your letter to Napoleon village went
wrong, ehF' said the postmaster.
well, it's your own fault You should
have written out the name Of the state
tn fun"
SAh, what forY snarled the COM
plainant. 81 put Tenn on the envel-
ope. That couldn't be confused with
any other state name"
SHoW about Penn ? said the post
master. Aren't Penn and Tenn
q lot alike? OF course they are, and II
people want their letters to 90 straight
ana prompt they ought always to
write states out In full, for Cal and
Col get confused continually; 80 do
New and 9Seb.,' N. T. and N. j.
Miss and Mass and MIMI Pa
and va Me- and Mo-
Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26
Land Aaasa.msnt In EnaIand.

The evils Of under assessment Of
land are perhaps more gIaring IN Car
an than anywhere else. Cardiff cas-
de, with its huge park. lodges and gar
dsns, with a boundary wall Of three
quarters Of mile situated right IN tho
heart OF the town, - rated at e9z4 q
year. The land n worth millions.
within sight Of the castle and not
more than 200 yards away 10 q tailors
shop which IL rated at E0z7.-LOrdOn
ClronicIe.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-26

A man 6earfuIly addicted 10 stutter-
ang stepped mp to the ticket window at
railroad station and asked what It
woald cost him to 80 to New Tork BY
freight
~By freIghtr' exclaimed the aston
lshed ticket agent. 'sWhat IN thunder
% you want to 50 By freight forfs
a.Bec-ee-e-ause.n stammered the man.
Il c-e-eean't exp-p-pres my-ss-sef
very w-we1 ocean Ir-LAdieg Home
1e1rnal.