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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
Back Id Earth.

The statesman hitched his wagon to a
star,
But In a little while, alas. he found
That Il was Of more benefit by far
To stop and keep his ear close TO the
ground.
-Washington Star
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
Educated up 70 Il.

GoaS&hSu w 70 IL
by jinks. I'D like 70 join
those north pole expeditions
Ee the trip up to the land Of
|nows.
What! And live all the win
packing box?
r-Sure. | wouldn't mind that.
dweiler.-Chicago News.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

"A horse. A horse!'' the actor cried.
In accents OF disdain
A little gallery god replied:
"G'wanl Git an acceptance
Chicago Record Herald.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

could you give q poor man a
10 bad both feet frozen OF In
kplOrationT"
! explorer indeed. think
fraud"
bum. | could prove it only ]
records at Etaw."- Kansas
es
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

Nothing truer than that-easy
come. easy 60"
do you mean money or poor rela-
tons ?"- Boston Herald
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

It's a god thing for some one.
Now troubles 90 thick,
The pole they're dizcusEin'
IL Amt q sharp stick
Boston Herald
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
Suited TO the Part.

How was the escaped prisoner
dressedy'
Naturally. / suppose. IL a cutaway
coat aud SLOUGH hat"-Baltlmore Amer
lean.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

Good gracious. how we find Il EaIlai
And doesn't u reem yellow?
Unless. perehance. Il only falls
Upon the other fellow
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

'Ts she making him a good wife,
'Weil. not exactly. hut she's max
ing him a good husband Columbia
Jester.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

'ACohen's IN 10 bed. hear" yes.
He smoked cigar from the wrong
pocket. - yoDdon Opinion.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

Nv mucbT'
|. a lot or money"
wolf would make a good meal for
wouldn't it. pap
). guess so"
d n fox would be enough for the
wouldn't i'll"
yes"
a fox would make a meal OF
eb. pap
oppose so"
b the hawk would be satisfied
] Sparrow
course.
81 a big spider would be a good
for the sparrow. wouldn't IL. pa
int IL, par
y. yes"
3 fly would be enough for the
Re-"
b drop OF molasses would be all
would want. wouldn't itY'
stop that chatter"
Il wouldn't 1t. par
l."
li. pa. couldn't man keep lion
b a year on a pint OF molasses?"
just at this point 1t was discov.
hat 1t was time for little Johnny
10 bed. Salt Lake Herald.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
e aqa

I always fur1s end fuss and fret
when strictly fresh are high
] fear the storage oTnelst
And dread tire custard pie
Denver Republican.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05

Faint hearted men are the fruit Of
luxurious cOuntFies.-Herodotus.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
Wounded p;on;,v.

Understood young husband calls at
the registrars to give in the name Of
his firstborn.
Registrar What is IL you want?
Husband To report the birth OF a
son.
Registrar-Cio back. my little man.
and tell your father he'll have 10 come
himself.- liverpool Mercury.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
A Building Paradox.

Ps are uoIOriousiy unsafe in an
ke region. and yet they should
|eadiest built"
10 you make that outT'
pc in an earthquake region
hey on a rock Y'-BaItimore
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
Foxy,

20 boy whom she has sur
neE apple treel-what are
20 my orchard?
" please, mA an, I just
see II you wOuld lend ne Q
Punch. -
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
It Would Not Be.

pdd that Peary and Coca
pole in a mass Of ice
dg'
puld naturally suppose the
In chOpping sea. "-Balti-
rican
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-05
YOUTHFUL PHILOSOPHY.

Johnny Gave His Father . Lee
son In Economics.
h. Johnny had been gazing
khtfully at his book Of animal pic
when he suddenly called out:
7. pa, does 1t cost much TO feed q
p
Hot Springs post. (Hot Springs, Alaska) 1908-1909, 1909-04-24
CLASSICAL" WORK

1t is becoming more apparent each day that in all
walks of life in Alaska the necessity of breaking the
power of the transportation trust which holds the people of
interior Alaska in deadly and merciless grasp It real
lied on all sides that real lasting and widespread pros
periy obtain in the North unless the prices for trans
porting the necessities of life and the necessary equipment
for developing the country reduced at least SO per
Transportation is the real question of the hour
1t is question that should be taken and studied by
the various organizations of the country producers
mineworkers and operators All the possible data obtain
able should be published and made familiar to ALL it might
be we'll to from shippers copies of freight bills made
by the trust at ST. Michael the port of transpmen and
study the wonderful and nsdous classification of freight
made at that place for interior consgnees The Post has
package of these interesting bills furnished by local ship
per and they certainly make interesting reading. Our
hat goes off in profound admiration for the genius
sibe for the freight is the most learned
and classica chap have read after for many years
One would naturally infer by reading the trusts bill
OF expense for shipment of merchandise into Alaska,
Judging from the charges made, that goods were
wrapped in tnoi packed in soft cotton by the trust
tendery resting in compartments fitted with delicate
springs to prevent any possible damage by concusson
that gang of coored gentlemen with large fans
poyed to keep the shipment at certain temperature But
Hot Springs post. (Hot Springs, Alaska) 1908-1909, 1909-04-24

and to provide code of criminal pro-
cedure for said DISTRICT approved
March 8, 1899, be, and the same are
hereby amended to read as follows:
Sec. 464. That before any license is
granted, as provided in this act in rela-
ton to intoxicating liquor, it Shall be
shown to the satisfaction of said court
that a majority Of the white male and
female citizens over the ago of q years
within two miles of the place where
intoxicating liquor is to be manufac-
tured, bartered, sold and exchanged,
or battered, sold and exchanged, have,
in good faith, consented to the manu-
facture, barter, sale and exchange Or
the barter, sale and exchange of the
same; and the burden shall be upon
the applicant or applicants to show to
the satisfaction of srid court that ma
jority of tina white male and female
citizens of the age of Il years or more
have consented thereto. and no license
shall be granted in the absence of such
evidence: provided, that no license
shall be granted for the manufacture,
barter, sale or exchange of intoxicating
liquors except within incorporated
towns, and such other towns, settle
ments or communities in which a duly
appointed United States commissioner
or deputy marshal shall reside, except
that the respective district judges may
in their discreation grant licenses to
the keepers of regularly established
roadhouses on main travelled post roads
and post trails in the district: and pro-
vided, that when it is made to appear
that a majority of the said white male
and female citizens over the age of 81
years, of any one place, have consented
to the manufacture, barter, sale or ex-
change of intoxicating liquor; no
further proof of the consent of the citi-
zens of the place where such intoxicat-
ing liquor is to be manufactured, sold
and exchanged, or bartered, sold and
exchanged, will be required for twelve
months thereafter
''Sec. 465. That every person apply
ing for a license to sell Intoxicating
liquors in said district shall file with
the clerk of the court petition for
such license, verified by the applicants
oath, and such petition shall be con-
sidered and acted upon by the court in
the order in which the same was filed
and numbered. Said petition shall con-
tain:
"First-The name and residence of
the applicant, and how long said appli-
cant has resided there.
"Second- particular place for
which license is desired, designating
the same by reference to street, local
ity or settlement in such manner that
the exact location of which such sale of
liquor is proposed may be clearly and
definitely from the deserip-
ton given.
ssThird--The statement that said APP
plicant is citizen of the United States
or has declared his intention to become
such; that said applicant is not less
than q years of age, and that such APP /
Hot Springs post. (Hot Springs, Alaska) 1908-1909, 1909-04-24

such not the case It is generally piled III great heaps
on the large bargesand into the freight of the
boats and all classes of tonnage protected from the
ments by the roof It hustled aboard and ashore
by of the trucks and handled by
gle longshoremen What duty is performed to offer
poor for the classification is beyond the scope
many observing
Twenty-Five per cent, SO per cent and even 100 per
cent is added to much of the ordinary goods shipped
Alaska. Many articles il at quoted fiat rate of say
$50 per ton he lowest charged other merchandise that
just easily handled occupying comparatively little
space, and requiring not mite the part of
the transportation people, cassed s5 per
instance goods in weighing not than Is pounds
were billed 10Opound and with the additional
classification rate easily brings the freight charges
such merchandise up to 500 per ton$3O than the fat
rate SO boldly quoted by the octopus.
shipper into Interior Alaska with no certainty
estimate his bill of expense" for transportation his
shipment has passed through the hands of the cassca
at ST. Michael. That gentleman, in his special line
is of the pures and needs lack lu
cratve employment SO long trust transportation
flower
Hot Springs post. (Hot Springs, Alaska) 1908-1909, 1909-04-24
LIQUOR LAW
AS AMENDED

Following is the complete
amendment to the law regulating
the liquor traffic in Alaska:
Sec. s. That sections 464, 465 and 468
of an act entitled IAN act to define and
punish crimes in the District of Alaska,
Hot Springs post. (Hot Springs, Alaska) 1908-1909, 1909-04-24

Our population will be in the full enjoyment of
two of Alaskas yearly paguesthe mosquitoes and the
N G. Co.'S summer mail service. To the mosquitoes credit
be said that takes less frost to make them be good
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
A Satisfactory Explanation.

Tommy-"Pop, what is a skeptic?"
Tommy's Pop-"A skeptic, my son,
is a person who doubts anything you
are sure of"-Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26

a fair show, as well as to try and come
somewhere near meeting expenses with
the proceeds of the tags sold. Every
citizen who has any reasoning powers
at all will be able to fathom why the
event covered two days.
When l placed my advertising for
Tag Day tried to save as much money
as possible and reach the largest num-
Der of readers. That is why L placed
with The Republican and Gazette, and
not with the Democrat. OF course in
some other circumstances where
would not have had to be so careful,
l would probably have given the DEM
ocrat space also.
| don't think that there is anything
else to say, except that have always
heretofore considered the Democrat
and its craftsman of editorials fair
minded. -.
Yours respectfully,
GEO. HAGEMAN.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
HAGEMAN'S REPLY
TO THE DEMOCRAT
Writes an Open Letter in Respect o
the Tag Day Project.

To the Editor of the Democrat:-As
to what was the primary reason for
your slashing at me and my Tag Day
in Mondays Democrat. is away beyond
me. Under ordinary circumstances this
sudden outburst of suppressed emo
ton would have been overlooked, but
for fear someone was not fully in
formed on Tag Day. | feel it advisable
to make a few points clear to the read
er.
In the first place, everyone In Phoe-
nix knows that l am for the good of
the city, first, last and all the time,
and that any effort that can be made
on my part to make an improvement
over the old state of things, that VIII
be the means of saving lives, win GER
tainly be given a go"
| lca-c i to the reader of any paper
of the city to find where even the
slightest faint of graft was located.
The complete report of Tag Day was
published in yesterdays Republican,
even to a detailed account of the tags
sold by each boy and girl in the con-
test, the cost of advertising, every
thing l have bought the sanitary
fountains from a firm who has manu-
featured these fountains for the past
twenty-five years. bought them at
cost, which was also published in yes
terday's Republican, and if there is a
firm in the city who can do'better than
the price there quoted, why l win be
more than glad to let them have it.
Furthermore, l will give any plumbing
firm or anyone else in the city 800
to install these fountains for me. Now,
if there is any other inducement l can
make to prove that l am on the level
l would like to be informed as to what
il may be.
My dealings from the start, as 1 al
ways try TO make them, were on the
square, and if have received any pub
licity from Tag Day. l have paid for
it, and want it. l know that the idea
was a good one. If it hadn't been I
would most assuredly not have spent
my good money on it. Why l ran two
Tag Days instead of one, as is usually
the custom was purely and simply be-
cause the school children were unable
to work more than two or three hours
on Friday and l wanted to give them
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
KN|GHTHOOO BURSTS
into FLOWER AGAIN
BUT WILL NOT DO 1T AGAIN FOR
AWHILE
Henry George Rescue of a Maiden in
Distress.
Henry George Rescue of a Maiden il

No more beauty in distress" for
Henry George. No more jumping at
conclusions from appearances No
more twentieth century knight erran-
try. Henceforth Mr.. George will stand
off and look and think awhile before
he charges forth to the rescue of
maidens from ogres and such things.
Mr. George was coming down Cen
ter street yesterday and his eye was
caught by a trim built female who
was hurrying toward him. Though
a staid married man, Mr. George is
not blind. He gazed upon the scene
before him in admiration.
At that moment a large and roughly
dressed man appeared on the spot and
said something to the lady which Mr..
George could not understand, but the
manner of the man was sneering, not
to say insulting. The woman looked
scared and hurried off in another di-
rection.
The chivalric Kentucky soul of Mr.
George no longer pursued her, but it
burned fiercely against her persecu-
tor He turned to him and addressed
him with vigor and some unprintable
words. Meantime he held himself in
a posture of hostility having picked
out a spot where he would land on
the anatomy of this insulter of wom-
en- if the latter should show violent
resentment at the interference of
knighthood which had burst into
flower once more.
The man seemed singularly self
contained and when Mr.. Georges flow
of invective had exhausted itself he
inquired mildly do you know herr"
"Of course / do" said Mr.. George
to whom it occurred just then that
the sudden defense of unknown fe-
males might become embarrassing.
Where have you met herr"
Mr.. George could not recall the ex-
act meeting place.
You know her name of course?"
Mr.. George admitted that it had
slipped his memory and a little later
he admitted that he had never been
formally introduced to this lovely vi
sion and while he was about it he
went a step farther, went the Whole
hog, and admitted that he had never
seen her until then.
The ogre seemed greatly relieved
and said. Il was beginning to get
bit uneasy, for that woman is my
wife"
Mr.. George and the ogre walked to
the nearest drink palace where moth
ing was too good for the prosecutor
of females.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
TWO BEnEFACTORS
DONOFR|O AND BURBANK
The Making of Cactus Good For Man
and Beast

The Youths Companion of May 81,
says: "Complementing Mr.. Burbanks
plan 10 make the cactus a fodder
plant, comes the statement that an
Arizona man has found-a way to turn
it into candy and preserves, the taste
of which is said to be peculiar, but
very pleasing. In time, doubtless, we
shall discover uses for all our weeds;
but probably few others will provide
food for man and beast"
This is not new to the people of
Phoenix and has long since ceased to
be news anywhere in this part of the
world where the fame of Donofrios
cactus candy has spread. 1t has
spread almost everywhere. The win
ter tourists have done good deal for
its dissemination and much of it has
been shipped to all parts of the coun-
try, not only because il is a delicacy,
but also because of its novelty Mr.
Burbank is doing a good thing in
evolving a fodder for beasts out of
the hitherto forbidding cactus Dono-
frio has also done good thing in
making out of this same forbidding
cactus a delicacy for humans.
Sweet Arizona oranges, $3.50 a box
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
PERSONAL MENTION .

Guests at the Hotel Adams are:
Charles F. Hartung, Los Angeles;
Mrs. VI. A Moler, Springfield. Ill;
Miss Fisher, Horse Shoe Ranch; H
H. Robinson, Leo Lewis. New York;
William Buckingham, Los Angeles;
DIR. and Mrs. W. D. Cutter, Bisbee;
D. o. lacking, Salt Lake City; S. w.
Mudd, E G. Thomas, Los Angeles;
T. A. Taylor, Salt Lake City; Phil
Wiseman, Kelvin; Mr.. and Mrs. Jo-
seph c. Green, Phoenix; Charles H.
Coates, H. F. Avery. Colorado
Springs; H. W. Ballard, Los Angeles;
H. E Langwell, Pittsburg; A. T.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26

Johnson jr., ]. ]. Wragavitch, New
York; W. ]. Epes, San Francisco; S.
G. HAIRLESS, FL Paso; J. w Baldwin,
Monrovia; William Stackpool, San
Francisco; John J. Hawkins. Prescott;
R. w. Brush, San Francisco.
At the Ford are Charles Willis,
Parker; W. L. Cleaveland, Los An
geles; o. H. Ensign, Irving Harris
Los Angeles; Evan R Williams, Tue
son.
At the Commercial are: T. P. Do
zier, Macon, Ga; Jacob Spitz, San
Francisco; Mrs. A. Bryant, Bisbee;
T. w. Harris. Los Angeles; NJ. E.
Joseph, Wenden.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26

Sweet Arizona oranges, $3.50 box
Crump's.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
HOUSEHOLD REMEDIES

are blessing to the vast army of peo-
pie who live in rural districts, and
such standard medicines as Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. which
has stood the test of time, growing in
and favor every year. will
continue to be the safeguard of Ameri-
can women for all diseases peculiar to
their sex
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26

Personal experience with tube Of
ManZan Pile Remedy will convince
you it Is immediate relief for all forms
Of piles. Comes put up in tube with
nozzle attached ready to use, and
gives immediate relief Can be ap-
piled directly to the affected parts,
reducing inflammation, swelling and
Itching. Guaranteed. Price Soc
LARSON'S DRUG co.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
Good Blood
Means good health, and Hoods
sarsaparilIa has an unaPproached
record as a bIood-purifier.

1t effects its wonderful cures, not
simply because it contains sarsaparifa
but because it combines the utmost
remedial values of more than 20 different
ingredients. There is no real substitute
for it. If urged to buy any preparation
said to be "just as good" you may be
sure it is inferior, costs less to make,
and yields the dealer a larger profit.
Get Hoods Sarsaparilla today. In usual liquid
form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
Get Those Glasses Now

DIR. L. NJ. Swigert, of Swlgert Bros.
Opticians, will close their office for
the summer season this year on June
5th for two and a half months. If
there is anything the matter with your
eyes or in need of glasses that fit in
every detail" see us now. Hours: to
u and to 5. Other times by appoint
ment. II f. Adams ST. across from
Adams Hotel. Phone Red 2641.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1909-05-26
Fortune IeMnq

J: ! J !
q
an S happiness-womanly health SA%aH6E III
Of all good fortune For without health N
ove losesit and gold is but dos. E<>HW
health when generally be
by of Pierces Prescription.
curing delicate, weak, pan-Rrscked
of
This privacy their EN-
o III IH
OffezSiVeIy -
Sick invited o Dr. Pierceb etterf Free.
All
Medical Association R. " Pierce, M d. President N.
d. PERcBs
Medical Adviser,
Plain English hosts of delicate which
Fl
Arizona republican., 1909-07-30
A WESTERN UNION AcouIsI.

TION-Mr and Mrs. Frank Cole ar rived in the city yesterday to take the night trick at the Western Un- ion. Mrs Cole. like her husband. is an expert telegrapher.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-30
IN GAY NEW YORK
 MAKES FOURTH HIT
Comedy, Music and Smiling, Happy Chorus Girls Again Score on Phos- nix Show Goers.

The Raymond Teal company last night scored a fourth success at the Grand this week in Gay New York; a light, musical piece full of melody, life and tripping comedy that more than pleases the theatergoer of Phoe- nix.
 The entire production features Ray mond Teal as Chip" the Alright Kid. full of witty sayings. and the genuine brand of Teal comedy. Nan Halperin. as Kitty O'Neil, proved even more popular than ever and made the song hits of the evening, although several other songs won the glad hand of the audience.
 The following musical numbers were featured during the evening:
 Act I-"Yankee Land" Boni and soldier boys Rosie O'Maloney," Chip and chorus. Something Nice About You" Cash Knight and Indian maid ems. Colorado" Nan Halperin and cowboy girls "Manys the Time" O.. J. Post, Nan Halperin, Teal and com pany
 Act H-"The Chamber Maids" by chamber maids. T Must Have Been Dreaming..i Raymond Teal and Monte Carlo girls. "Sallie," Nan Halperin andchorus.
 Cash Knight, as MT. E. Z- Mark. mixed up in studio deal for femi- nine arts sake, handles a piece of comedy with his wife. who is taken by Corrine Carkeek, that sets the house in one continuous roar of laughter, becoming almost hysterical at times. Of course Chip, by Teal, appears on the horizon of the farce and makes trouble. It is the old, old story of r misunderstandings. mixed situations land a final unraveling
 The dance after the performance was we'll attended. everyone having a good time.