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FARMS AND ACRES.
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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09

Leon County presents the gen
eraI aspect of undeveloped posi-
bilities. A climate remarkably
open and mild and soils 50 sus-
csptible to improvement that
good crops can be easily and
cheaply obtained. furnish album
dant opportunity for those who
win properly develop their farm
ing interests. The marked sue.
cess Of the enterprising few gives
unmistakable proof Of this. In
tie southern part Of the county
SIS per cent Of the white people
live on and till their own farms
and 8 per cent is owned by ne.
groes. The principal part Of the
land in the southern part Of the
county, however, is not farmed
st al, and large tracts, compris-
ing from 1000 to 10 600 acres or
more, are owned by men engaged
IN the humber or turpentine bust
ness. The census Of 1900 gives
the average size b farms in Leon
County as 1874 acres, but they
range from 40 to LOO acres or
more (nOt including the larger
bodies owned by non residents).
and most Of the white farmers
own from 100 to 400 acres with a
probable average Of 200 acres.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09
Other Crops.

The adaptation Of soils 10 crops
Is recognized only ia'a very gen
eral way. The saying is common
that the red clay Of the Orange
burg soils is best for cotton, but
that the yellow clay, By which is
meant nearly eli other upland
types, Is better for other crops.
Bottom lands Of ell types are
sought for corn and cane, bat Is
avoided for cotton, as the growth
Of stalk Is too rank and It does
not fruit well. Sea Island cotton
Is always grown on deep, sandy
soils, as Il does not do well on
clay subsoils. The 0rangeburg
ane sandy loan IL avoided for
cane, ae L produces q darker
eolored syrup than the Norfolk
and associated soils.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-09
AFART or FIFTEEN
IA ACREC IN TIE Jun

Of the large growers who are sure
of a satisfactory market, there
can be little question, and the In
dustry offers excellent opportu-
mites for extension on a large
scale.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
This January Clearing Sale
Resolves Itself Down to
"Good Clothes" Sale

1t is sale that will interest from all
the various walks of life. For the man that says
the best nothing for me-" prepared
with overwhelming assortment. For the
who has to count his clothes money in
position to give him unhear-of help. We have
taken whole stock of Mems Suits, Overcoats
and Rain Coats and have divided them into FIVE
GRAND PRIZE DIVISIONS ON the following
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09

basis. We urge that you read with great care
the special bargains made possible under each
of these Great Bargain Divisions.
This sale takes in every Suit and Rain Coat
in our Store-Blacks, Blues and Fancies-the only
things being reserved Uniforms and Full Dress
Suits. All Fur and Fur-Lned Oversoats go at
discount Of twenty-five per cent. All Mems Odd
Trousers will be sold in this sale at one-ffth
off the regular price.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
Sweaters for Men

All worsted Coat Sweaters, Jersey and heavy
weights plain and fancy triemmed go at 90 per
cent discount.
All plain color high neck Sweaters, black,
grey, white navy and tan, worth all the way up
to $500, go at 80 13 per cent discount.
Five dozen assorted high neck Sweaters to
close at One-Haif Off,
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
Mems Furnishing
Goods Bargains
Mems Shirt Bargains

$3.50 quality Armstrong; Deluxe Shirts.
now ...e.............s $3.50
$500 quality Armstrong; Deluxe Shirts,
now 1921
$3.50 quality Armstrong; Deluxe Shirts,
now .................... $3.50
$500 quality Armstrong; Deluxe Shirts,
now $3.50
$3.50 quality Armstrong; Deluxe Shirts,
now Observation-Disclosures. s1.21
$1.00 quality Elgin ana Deluxe Shirts,
now......... ..................s 7ec
75c quality fine Madras and Percale Shirts,
40 doz. broken lines of Mems Shirts worth
75c, $100, $1.25 and $3.50, all on sale at. SIC
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
Mems Union Under
wear
200 dozen "suPERloR" Union Suits will
be put sale at
One Third off
the Regular Price.

This is how it figures:
$1.OO grade cotton ribbed, .........6 &c
$1.25 grade natural cotton ribbed, .74c
$3.50 grade blue and cotton ribbed, now 90
$500 grade ecru and fancy stripes .$1.34
So. so grade natural wool mixed ......... .$1.67
$500 grade fine Worsted and Lisle. $500
$3.50 grade all wool and fancy Lisle. 1924
81 90 grade fine Silk Lisle .$2.67
$3.50 grade heavy combed Australian wool,
now ....................$ $500
$500 grade Silk mixed and Silk Lisle $500. 1884
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
Silk Suspenders at
Half Price
Mufflers

25 per cent off on entire line Of Mems All
Silk MuffIers.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
Five Extra Specials in
Mems High-Grade
Underwear

$10O grade heavy wool ribbed Norfolk and
New Brunswick Shirts and Drawers 5000 7ec
$500 grade fine mercerized silk mixed
Shirts and Drawers .$1.as
$500 grade fine cashmere Shirts and
Drawers s1.2s
$3.50 grade all silk and wool ribbed heavy
weight shirts and Drawers 81 SO
$3.50 grade heavy mercerized Lisle Derby
ribbed Shirts and Drawers .$15e
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-01-09
Mems 2=Piece Winter
Underwear

soc grade heavy cotton ribbed Shirts and
Drawers Observation-Disclosures. sec
SOC grade jaeger 1eeced lined Shirts and
Drawers ................3 9c
75c grade lambs down wool, feeced lined
Shirts and Drawers ................I.. SIC
S1.00 grade Winsted Mills heavy WOOL grey
and brown Shirts and Drawers. Sic
$3.50 grade Winsted Mills heavy wool in
grey brown and tan Shirts and Drawers. $121
$500 Winsted Mills heavy English cassi-
mere Shirts and Drawers $3.50
$3.50 grade Winsted Mills heavy lambs
wool Shirts and Drawers $1es
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

In recent election in Trip coun
ty, South Dakota, the entire ticket
elected, with two exceptions were
Indians. As the Indians had no
lawyer among their member they
elected white man for states at.
torney but the other officials are In
dams. The vote was canyassed in
Lyman county, seventy five miles
distant and the Indians sent re,
preventative in an automobile and
the moment the certificate of election
was issued he secured them and
raced back at top speed. They then
went to an old abandoned school
house and organized the county, Sc
lected townsites, and appointed CON-
mittees to prepare for the construe-
ton of schoolhouses and other pub
lie buildings and arranged to call an
election for the purpose of voting
bonds to pay for same before the
whites were aware what was going
on. The states attorney saw that
everything WAS done in legal form.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22
Value of the Fairs.

Views of late President Mckinley
accord with we'll known facts.
President Mckinley in his last pub
lie address, at Buffalo, delivered the
day previous to his assassination
said: Fairs and Expeditions are the
time keepers which mark the progress
of nations; they record the worlds
advancement; they stimulate the
energy, enterprise and intellect oil
people and quicken human genius.
They go into the home, they broaden
and brighten the daily life of the PEG
pie, they open mighty store houses Of
information to the student. Every
fair, great or small, has helped to
some onward step. Comparison OF
ideas is always educ tional and as
such, instructs the brain and hand OF
man"
Quite as much as any other of the
great Fairs of the world the Iowa
State Fair has maintained this high
standard and fulfilled the natural mis-.
sion of the Fair. This year the Fair
near Des Moines will surpass all pre-.
vious Fairs in the matter of exhibits
and the really educational influences
which will emanate therefrom.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22
Life 100, 900 Years Ago

Scientists have found in cave in
Switzerland bones of man, who lived
100, 900 years ago, when life was in con
slant danger from wild beasts. Today
the danger, as shown by A. w. Brown of
Alexander, Me, is largely from deadly
disease. eff it had not been for DIR
ferng as | did from severe lnng trou-
BILE and stubborn cough" To cure sore
lungs, coldf, obstinate coughs, and pre-
vent pneumonia, it's the best medicine
on earth SOC and $l.00. Guaranteed
by Nick Dotfing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

According to the report of Mr.
Riggs, superintendent of public in
struction, there is school in the
state of Iowa that has an average
daily attendance of less than one pu-
pill. There are seven schools with
an average daily attendance of one
pupil; twenty three schools with an
average daily attendance Of two pa-
pills; 1913 schools have an average OF
three pupils, aud several hundred
schools with an average of less than
six pupils. Supt. Riggs recommends
that these schools be closed and pro-
vision made for carrying the pupils
to larger schools.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22
Farmers and State Fair.

The mainstay of the Iowa State
Fair is the farming element of the
State. The farmers come from every
corner of Iowa, some by team and
some by automobile, many with
camp outfits to stay week. and all
eager for information and the bene-
fits which come to those who intelli-
gently see fair. 1t is stated that
from the farms and villages of the
state come the ladies who are most
appreciative of the great concerts
which are given annually. The fact
that the Fair comes the last week OF
August is an advantage to the farm,
ers for that is time when they can
best attend
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Any lady can geta silvered ''No-Drip'
coffee strainer by writing DR.. Shoop,
Racine Wis. Send no money. Simply
ask for the No-Drip. Coupon privilege,
giving our name and address. DIR.
Shoop win also send free his new and
very interesting little book describing
DIR. Shoop' Health Coffee. Health Coffee
is such close imitation of real coffee,
that it requires an expert to tell the
difference. And neither is there a grain
of real coffee in it. Made from pure
toasted grains, malt and nuts, its flavor
and taste is exceeding gratif, ing. No
tedious boiling either. "Made in min.
ute' says DR.. Shoop. Write today fol
the book and "No-Drip' Coupon. All
Grocers.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Old Dobbin, the family horse had
earned rest by long service and
was sent away to the country to
spend his declining years in the
broad meadows of a friend. Little
Edna the four year old daughter of
the house who had taken many
rides behind the faithful old horse
was heart broken at the separation.
Mama, viii! old Dobbin go on the
choo choo cars ?, she said.
Yes, dear said her mother.
Don't you think he will feel
funny sitting up on the plush cush-
ions?' she asked.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

given me, and | am recommending it
to all my friends. Mrs. w. S. FORD,
1888 Lansdowne ST., Baltimore, Md.
The most successful remedy in this
country for the cure of all forms of
female complaints is Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. 1t has
stood the test of years and to-day is
more widely and successfully used than
any other female remedy. It has cured
thousands of women who have been
troubled with displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fbroid tumors, ir-
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing-down feeling, flatulency,
Indigestion, and nervous prostration,
after all other means had failed.
If you are suffering from any of these
ailments, don't give up hope until you
have given Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound trial.
If you would like special advice
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, for it. She has guided
thousands to health, free of
charge.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

from lrregularl-
ties, terrible drag
ging sensations,
extreme nervous
ness, and that all
gone feeling in my
stomach. 1 had
given up hope of
ever being well
when I began to
take Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. Then
I felt as though
now, 1ifo bo5 baor
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

The governor of Texas has been
asked to call an extra session of the
legislature to pass law to protect
the horned frog, of which large
quantities are bei2g shipped to Chi
cage where they are metalized and
used for hat pins. 1t is said they
are threatened with extinction.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Mother, did God make your
asked golden haired Lille.
Yes, DEAR
And father, too?'
Yes
And sister,
Certainly
And me, too?'
why, certainly, what foolish ques'
tons
We'll, he's improving right along
isn't hep
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

you mustn't cough SO much, Will
lie,' said his mother.
L can't help st, mamma, some
thing amuses me in my throat re-
piled the little boy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

In Los Angeles County, Califor-
MIA, since Jan. /, one divorce has
been granted for every four mar
riages celebrated. In San Francisco
one divorce is granted to every seven
marriages. and IN the whole of the
United States one to every twelve.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Willie was at the circus, Eoh papa
he said, as he gazed at an elephant,
look at the big cow with her horns
in Ter mouth eating hay with her
tall
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

is that fellow of yours ever gong
to propose?'
I guess not, he's like an hour
glass
Like an hour glass! how do you
mean?
why; the more time he gets the
less sand he has,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Tight shoes are sure panacea for
all other troubles. The man whose
shoes pinch him ceases to worry
about anything else.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Race Program Good Again.
The race program for the State
Fair at Des Moines, Aug. 27-Sept. 8,
is said to be the finest ever prepared
for Iowa people. The new grand
stand will be ready which will make
the races much more enjoyable in
every way.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

The small boy enjoys coasting,
but the average man can go down
hill fast enough without sled under
him.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

In Russia, messages Of love may
not be sent through the mail on pos
tai cards. The sender is arrested
and fined.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

There's wuss things than gold
bricks said Pete.
why, what has happened9'
The lady up the road said that if
I'd chop an armful of wood she'd
give me cake
Didn't she keep her words:'
Yep! She handed me cake of
SOAP
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

The potato bug is destructive, the
ehinch bug is as bad, but the hum
bug beats them all.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

In spite of the fast that the cat
seems SO amiable, she is constant
tail bearer.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

To be good is noble, butte teach
others to be good is nobler-and less
trouble says Mark Twain.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

oh, Reginald, Reginald thought
/ told you not to play with your sol
diers on Sunday9'
Yes, mamma, but 1 call them the
Salvation Army on Sunday
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

The seedless apple is we'll enough,
The noiseless guns all right;
And bill less mosquito would
make a hit
Upon summers night.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

It is easy enough to look pleasant
When life goes by like song
But the man worth while is the man
who will smile
When the tariff goes dead wrong.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22
AFTER
FOURYEARS
OF MISERY
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Nd. -"For four years
my life was misery to me. 1 suffered
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22
!; Sense and Nonsense ;;
) From Our Exchanges )
\

Alberta, Canada has 500 miles of
canals.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

There is man who never does
A thing that is not right
His wife can tell you where he is
At morning, noon OF night,
He's dead.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Children, what is the holiday to-
morrow said the member of the
school board in a little talk to the
primary room.
Decoration Day. was the answer
What do you do on Decoration
day?'
Decorate the soldiers graves
why do you decorate their graves
more than others?'
There was pause, but finally a
little fellow held up his hand.
Because they are dead and the
others amt
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22
Sam Watson had liver, a fact which
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Sam Watson had a liver, a fact which
he made plain
Forever and forever, again aud yet
again;
He lived on crusts and Cruel, his
look betrayed distress,
He fought ceaseless duel with
hope and happiness;
He left his bed complaining and
sought it in despair;
He growled when il was raining and
when the day was fair;
When others laughed he grumbled
he had no heart for song;
No matter where he travelled, his
liver vent along.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

He loved, we guess but drifted
away;
She had to dress four times a day.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Most of us could stand the income
tax if the outgo tax were less bur
densome.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-22

Insure in the Continental Insur-
ance Company. THBo. PATTY, Agt.