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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01
IMPROVE YOUR STOCK or
HORSES.


HORSES.
BY breeding TO the Imported GERMAN
COACH STALLION. Fredo. No. A06T,
which the st. Mary's Stock Improvement
Association OF the county, has recently
purchased direct from the importer, ct o
cost Of $4,000.
He WIN make the following stations
during the season:
FtRsV WAX.
Dr.. L. B. Johpson, Monday. March 10.
Chaptico, Tuesday and Wednesday.
Milestown, Thursday.
Clements. Friday.
Compton. Saturday.
SECOND WMRK.
ia. Mouery's Stable, Clover Hin. Mon
day and Tuesday.
California, Wednesday.
Valley Les. Thursday
Jos. n. Mattingly's, Friday.
Leonardtown, Saturday.
Fee $40. Insurance, s2S
Yisits repeated at these stations eyeFy
other week during the season.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01


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reveals kho fact that both church ana
State CONS ii FOR their share Ii the
glory 81 Maryland 80 =. the found.
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" Wnssn
kFe 81 once . source q nonaSs psine
for ua AnQ q guiding star ~ sno uos-
esnlea ot me unitec STATES.
ASter reansnR many euisurIAis anu
nptiosR 10 our leading papsrs an0n'
she dAy 10 question: W. Wsre uis-
appointed % sne iailure 2. 50 many
colleges, academies. schools anu
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part o. tne press 70 sounn the rsa'
keynote q me celepfasi0n Wnicn
Marylano Lay inspires. ~ psalss
Maryland Tor us place "a iiterasass,
Tor ~ commerce emo nsnerles, I0E
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waras ior its Lass nlapper snips ~
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&C., me essenslal glory Y maIy anu
Inae imperianapie glory F0s1s on
she peu rock Or reiigions soieratioI
On which me corner stone q oul
State Was LAID Dy LoFn naislmvFs
nearly 50O years ego.
Outside of en0 Catholic institutions
o. learning nnd me Oaenoisc cnuEcnel
oil Of which honoreo 1ne cay ~
special exercises. there seems y lal
- We nave deem ads 70 lnuGe 70 nav'
been slurring over 2 complete
ignoring 81 the main evens ~ oul
states history. Inls u nnioftnna1s
- our youth should MOI waste sneil
enthusiasm over tie lesser meFltl
OF Maryland, while being leIt unre
minded Of her chiei claim 70 Oils
elnoaion And 70 the greaA Rratlsuu'
% ne entire repunlic' One siues
educators are only 700 apt W 141s
ene material or merely arsissie euc
@asses o. people ana 70 MAINTAIN
conspiracy q silence 10 REGARD y
spiritual ana ethical achievements
although these latter are tne DASH
- we'll - the NE OF real civslixatlo'
and social progress.
The Academy pupils, true % incl
l0vmatlon lAuued both the spheres 9
success 10 which MARYLAND ha
ngured that is. her victories 10 70
domain ol conscience and ~ ina
o. the mind. Ufconrse no Marylan'
Day celehration u complete wienou
. Enenaion Of the charter Of religion
xFee00m drawn up ny tne Uatn0ii
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01

at ~. O'Clock noon.
Ny house and lot situate near All
Saints Church ia MilestQwn DIatEssAs
lEDba hensa Aaa n NJ cUi Z good
rooms and large kitchen. Thelot con-
tains 3 acres. A nsw stable end neces-
cary out-buildInge on the lot.
This sale offers o fine opportunity for
any one desiring nice home. 10 IL
about / mile from Cobrum Wharf, b.
Clements Bay, and Il convenient to
church and schools.
Terms Of Sale Cash.
B. G. ELLIS,
Bnshwood, Nd.
w. B. Long, auctioneer.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01

/ win rent the Store and Dwelling NJ
Valley Lee. Md, formerly owned by the
late VIM. ]. Bean, Tor one OF more years.
This 10 an axceilect stand and good
oppor tunity for an enterprising merch-
ant. For terms apply 20
Il. HoorER Tyson.
Valley Lea.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01
DlsseIytIon.

RsW~Wf&@sWWs q
The Arm Of Guy Brothers, Clements,
Md, 10 this day dissolved BY mutualcon
sent. Bernard N. Guy retiring. All per-
sons indebted to the old Arm are request
ed 70 make immediate payment.
BERNARD M. Cur,
CLAUDE e. Cur,
JoHN Il. Guy.
Claude Il. Guy and John =. Guy viii
continue the mercantile business at the
old stand under the old Arm name and
style and win pay oil debts Of the old
Arm and collect and receipt for bills due.
We solicit q continuance Of the public
patronage.
CLAUDE II. Cur.
JoHH q. Cur.
March 16--imp.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01

Come and get some REAL
BARGAINS. Fine Clothing
and other things at CUT
Prlcfs. Let us show you | |
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-04-01
taouseksspsr Wanted.
MARYLAND STATE vAocrEE AoEEcY,
On. WILLIAM .. BuRcti.
e2e N. caFroilsen Ave.

BALTIMORE, MD.
Phones, Nd. Druid 14o.
April lin. O. q r. GU. 206k.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22

CANOES CIRCLE NO. 24e. G. o. T.
Meets every second and fourth Thurs
4 4 day of each month, at 1880 p. m, in
L ~ San Antonio Hall. Vineyard street.
~ Visiting companions are cordially in
vited to attend
Mr.. L. A. PERRY, F. s.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22

81 can tell you,' said an infantry
private the other night, 81 am going
to stick to the post when them cavalry
fellers come to town. They look tough
to me and they always have it in for
us. There. is going to be big scrap
one of these days.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22
Fraternal Meetings
HAWAIIAN LODGE NO. q, f. &
A. M.

THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL
meeting of Hawaiian Lodge No. Fl, f.
and A. NJ, at its hall, Masonic Temple,
corner of Hotel and Alakea streets,
THIS friday EVENING, January
%, 1909, ut 7:30 o clock.
WORK IN THIRD DEGREE.
Members of Pacific Lodge, Oceanic
Lodge, and all visiting brethren, are
fraternally invited to attend.
BY order of the w. M.
X. X. G.. WALLACE,
Secretary.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22
Army and Navy News

1t will probably be year before any
work is done towards retaining the
Waikiki duck ponds which the United
States recently condemned for military
purposes. This land is of practically
little use until it has been reclaimed,
but it is stated that the authorities con-
template doing nothing now.
Work on New Railroad.
Preliminary surveys are being made
for the new railroad to be constructed
for the post at Waikiki along Saratoga
road. The engineers are at present lay
ing out the center line, the actual rail-
road survey 20 follow soon. This road
connects with the street car line and
runs directly up to Kalia road.
National Guard Assembly.
The following general orders have
been sent out from National Guard
headquarters, by order of Colonel Zieg.
Ter:
Honolulu, Jan. 10, 1909.
General Order No. 3.
/. Companies and detachments of
the First Infantry, National Guard of
Hawaii, stationed at Honolulu, will as.
semble under arms at the drillshed on
Sunday, January "a, 1909, at 700 a. M
in heavy marching order.
2. Commanders of companies and
detachments will caution their men to
be on hand promptly, and be in readi-
ness to board the Honolulu Rapid Tran
sit cars at 500 a. m. sharp.
3. The Quartermaster department
will furnish the necessary transporta.
ton and subsistence for the First In
fantry, en- route to Kapiolani Park and
return.
4. Uniform. Service.
5. Announcements:
Pack to contain shelter half with
poles and pins, blankets, poneho.
Haversack to contain meat can, knife
fork and spoon.
Canteen. Tin cup to be carried on
rear eanteen straps.
By order of Colonel Ziegler.
THOS. P. CUMMINS,
Capt. and Adjt., 1st Infy., N. G. H.
N. G.. H. Hospital Corps
The First Hospital Co., N. G. H., will
report for duty Sunday morning Jan
uary "a, 1909, at 1880 a. M, to accom-
pany the First Infantry to Kapiolani
Park for instruction and drill.
McSacunia, Massa, Addison, Wood
McCaughey, Townsend, Ewaliko, Ala
pal, Alapa, Arnold, Benson, Casper, Ku
Anime, Kuala, Markham, Paunini, Pa
Pololuu, Sang, Trask, Tong, Unauna
Woodward
BY order of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22
Fort Shafter Notes.

Corporal Kistler of the Twentieth In
fantry who has been in the hospital
for the last few weeks with a broken
collar bone is able to be out while
each day.
First Sergeant Wood of troop G, Fifth
Cavalry, has left the military hospital
at Fort Shafter and reported to his
troop for duty.
The Hilonian arrived in port late last
night. 1t is thought by the men at
Fort Shafter that the money for pay
ment of the troops is on board. If SO
when the trumpeter blows pay day in
the morning there will be great rejoie-
ing among the men at the various mill
tary post here.
Quite large crowd collected at Fort
Shafter to witness the parade that is
held there every Thursday 1t was
thought that the band would be there,
but as they played at the roof garden
last night they did not go to Fort
1after, much to the disappointment of
the city people who had gone out.
National Guard Smoker.
First Regt., n. G. H., gave a smoker
last night at the armory which was well
attended, about seventy-fve being pres
ent. The entertainment opened with a
selection by the n. G. Quintet, which
was loudly applauded, after which Chap
lain E. T. Simpson who was master
of ceremonies, announced a sparring
match between Fitzsimmons (Sumner)
and Sullivan (Chillingworth). At the
end of the third round the honors were
even and it was agreed to call it d draw
Next came a song by the "Non
Com 50 trio. The chaplain then an
| nounced little sham battle and lesson
in military tactics. g Forward to bat
tle,'' was the cry and the small army
proceeded to the kitchen where Sergeant
Barry had coffee, ham ndegg sand
witches, soda water and other goo6
| things to eat and drink.
| William Chillingworth, when detected
going through side door and being
accused of desertion in the presence Of
the enemy, claimed that as there wa
such a rush he thought the enemy
would all be gone before he got int
action so he was trying to flank them
After supper the meeting was ad
dressed by Col Ziegler on the duty of
nun OIHCSls 1O1AOW lug
which Col. Jones gave short address
"What we WANT said Col. Jones, al
an armory where we can have a plac
to spend our evenings. We should hav
music, bathroom a pool and billiar,
table as well as all kinds of games
Then we will not need to wonder wher
we can go when time hangs heavy O.
our hands
The chaplain then addressed the me
on the same lines as Col. Jones. eth
armory is the dream of my life" sal
he, "and | think it will be the hes
thing that could happen to the Nationa
Guard here. After a few selection
= by the quintet and trio, and a eomi
speech by Mr.. Hitchcock. the meetfn
was dismissed by the chaplain. Tn
y non-coms are to meet again Februar
= at the same place.
We want to organize a ball team,
i said Chaplain Simpson in general COZ
n n %ersation. eve want to get in tn
all service league and I don t see an
reason why we can not arrange it, as
would be a good thing for all col
= cerned."
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22
Expects a Scrap.

j. z. o Dal
Captain and Surgeon, N. G. H., Com
rlanding.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-22

Naval Constructor Evans has been
granted a divorce from his former ae-
tress wife.
Captain Underwood of the United
States cruiser Colorado, IN i'll health,
returns from Panama on liner San
Juan on his way to Mare Island hos
pital.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
10 CLEANSE MUSLIN DRESSES
With proper Precautions the Moss
Delicate coIors Will Not %
Injured.

Muslin dresses, even Of the most
delicate colors, can be cleaned IN ~
or is minutes without losing their
color. Melt half pound of soap In q
gallon of water, empty 1t In q WASH
tub, place near two other tubs OF
clean water, and stir into one quart
OF bran. Put the muslin In the soap,
turn It over, and knead It for a few
minutes; squeeze 1t out well. but DO
not wiring It; rinse quickly about the
bran for couple of minutes, rinse
again in the clean water, squeeze out
dry, and hang between two lines. A
clear, dry day should be chosen. Half
dozen dresses may be done this way
in half an hour. Note that a colored
pattern on white ground must not
be blued.
When the dress Is dry, make the
starch--for colored muslin white
muslin starch, and unboiled, but made
with boiling water. Dip the dress
hang 1t again to dry. and when dry
rinse 1t quickly in clear water. Hans
It to dry again, sprinkle and roll II
up, and afterward iron 1t with very
hot irons. This rinsing after starch
ing is called clear-starching; none OF
the stiffnesu, but much Of the insight
Illness of the starch is removed In this
way.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
PEPPER HASH HIGHLY PRAISED
Recipe Sent in to New York Newspa
per Seems to Be Worth
Trying.

I have walked with angels into Gu
linary celestial regions through the
kindness of "E. H. c." and the Sun;
have catered to an appreciative fam
lily, who have also, by following the
admirable recipe Of "Connoisseur,
'loosened their belts and devoured."
So great, indeed, is my obligation to
your columns for all these delectable
pleasures that l would fain show my
deep appreciation by sending recipe
for pepper hash" the like Of which
never has and never will be seen ION
top side of this green airth," as the
natives say hereabout.
On peck green tomatoes, three small
heads of hard white cabbage, Is large
green peppers, two large red peppers,
two punches of celery; chop all fine
and put in sailed layers overnight. To
one gallon vinegar add one teaspoon.
full cinnamon, ground; one teaspoonful
black pepper, ground; one teaspoonful
cloves, ground; one teaspoonful cay
enne pepper, ground; one pound sugar
Put In kettle, heat through, mix in
other ingredients and boil ten minutes
Will fill three gallon crock. A piece
of alum, size of a pea, will insure keep
ing in warm fiat.-New York Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
Feeding Farm Hands.

Every farmers wife knows what ire
mendous appetites farm hands usually
have; but while they eat well they
work well, too.
Here's good suggestion about feed
ing farm hands. Give them plenty
of Quaker Oats. A big dish Of
Quaker Oats porridge with sugar and
cream or milk is the greatest break
fast In the world for man who needs
vigor and strength for long days
work. The man that eats Quaker Oats
plentifully and often is the man who
does good work without excessive ia
tigue. There is sustaining quality
in Quaker Oats not found in other
foods, and for economy It is at the
head Of the list. Besides the regular
size packages Quaker Oats Is packed
in large size family packages, with
and without china. 8
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16

q bur- He lived opposite the fire.
house. and, no matter what hour an
alarm rang. he followed the engines.
This disturbed the slumbers OF his
wife. who after enduring the excite
ment Of four years applied for d.
vorce. 1855
George G. Genereaux of Oakland.
Cal. entertained his men friends at
poker in the family woodshed. When
his funds ran low, he stepped into the
house and borrowed of the family
excheQuer. His wife said this cut on
the supply of household delicacies. and
she secured her decree without
trouble.
Jules Joseph Moquette and his wife
Of Newark, N. j., split over Socialism,
and his wife said she would not be
kept awake nights listening to his
Trades on the subject. Mr.. and Mrs,
Victor Johnson of st. Louis split be
cause he wanted to do the housework
and let her seek job downtown
She said she wanted to make the bis.
cults and broil the steak herself.
Charles F. Healy of Chicago must
have been a good-natured person. be-
cause when his wife was III and her
doctor said that the divorce decree
which she wanted would be sure
cure, he yielded without murmur.
Then she regretted the act, and on
her recovery he demanded that the
decree be set aside.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16

physical discomfort. Whereupon Mrs
Entrinkin took herself to the divorce
court with cruelty" for her open
sesame.
On the other hand, Mrs. Leroy Nor.
gan of Marion, Ind, secured divorce
because her husband insisted upon
having his pet dog for bedfellow.
Mr.. and Mrs. George e. Abram of
Detroit. Mich, also parted over dog.
Each claimed the family pet as his in
dividual property, and both bought
tidy brass license tags. The dog dis
appeared, and each accused the other
of kidnapping dear little Bessie. The
cocker spaniel later appeared as ex-
hibit A in the divorce trial.
Gottlieb Herring of Muskegon, Wis,
gave his wife her freedom and $125
in alimony because she insisted upon
having her Angora cat share their
couch, which gave poor Gottlieb a
creepy feeling. Theresa stoutly in
sisted that her cat-plus the alimony
was worth thousand Gottliebs.
Justice of the Peace William B.
Williams of Montclair, N. j., tried in
vain to make peace between couple
whose names he refused to divulge,
but who were separating because the
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
And He suffered.

Little Willie, suffering from an at
tack of toothache. had paid his first
visit to the dentist, accompanied By
his mother. Father, on his return
from the Office that evening. was nat
urally much interested.
Didn't 1t hurt?" asked father.
"Sure, it hurt" replied Willie.
Weren't you scared when the dent
list put you in that big chair and
started all those zizz-zizz-zizz things!"
"Oh, not so much"
"That was brave boy. But. surely.
you suffered?"
"Of course l suffered. But just
kept repeating over and over the
golden text we had In Sunday school
last Sunday"
"The golden text? What was lit"
"Why, Suffer little children to come
unto me-" replied Willie, glibly. Il
kept saying that over and over to my
self, and the first thing knew 1t didn't
hurt any more"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16

prisoner 1t my wife's house. The
week l was there earned just $40.
had to run away, and after 10 days
OF everlasting applied for d.
vorce."
On the other hand. Mrs. Henry
Rodgers Of Hasbrouck Heights, N. J.,
applied for q divorce on the ground
that her husband. who holds prom
inent position with the United States
Steel trust. no longer kissed her on
leaving home and returning. Vice
Chancellor Garrison of Jersey City
dismissed the complaint because "the
wrongs complained OF are of senti.
mental nature and the court Of chan.
Gerry has no jurisdiction"
When Mrs. Frederick w. Masch.
meyer of st. Louis begged Judge
Hough to grant her q divorce on the
grounds that her husband cruelty re-
fused to kiss her, the Judge was In
credulous, for she was lovely and al.
together kissable, but when he learned
that the refusal to bestow the longed-
for kisses was the outward and visible
sign of an inward and almost per
petual crouch, the Judge decided that
here was case of cruelty, indeed.
Children and Divorce.
Children often appear in petitions
as reasons for divorce. Prof. George
w. Burns, a teacher In the public
schools of Cincinnati. secured d.
vorce because his wife, having borne
him ten children, refused to have any
further additions to the family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Neuman of
Los Angeles had made an ante-nuptial
agreement that they were to have no
children. Mr.. Neuman, after few
years, changed his mind on the sub
ject, but Mrs. Neuman did not, and
returned to her own home and mother.
Mrs. Hamilton Fries of Stonetown,
N. j., thought her husband ought to
walk the floor with the baby when
the latter so desired, especially after
nightfall. Hamilton declared that
after covering 100000 miles of carpet
in the wee small hours, he was justi-
fed In striking. Mrs. Fries and the
baby decided that papa must either
walk or lose 'em. Papa lost.
But Rudolph Bartzat, Jr., of Lincoln,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
Apple and Nut Salad.

Peel several sour apples, cut into
bits and chop in the chopping bowl.
To these add less the quantity of Eng
lish walnuts chopped, then add the
same amount Of celery. half tea
spoonful of mustard; break the yolks
of two eggs and stir in one direction
until the eggs are cooked by the mus
tard; beat in drop by drop as much
olive oil as it will take, and then vim
egar in the same way. Pepper and
salt to suit the taste.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
CHILDREN SHOWED IT
Effect Of Their Warm Drink In the
Morning.

A year ago I was a wreck from
coffee drinking and was on the point
of giving up my position In the school
room because OF nervousness.
Il was telling friend about It and
she said, We drink nothing at meal
time but Postum, and It IL such q
comfort to have something we can
enjoy drinking with the children
Il was astonished that she would
allow The children to drink any kind OF
coffee, but she said Postum was the
most healthful drink In the world for
children as well AZ for older ones, ana
that the condition Of both the children
and adults showed that to be q fact
my first trial was q failure. The
cook boiled It four or I'VE minutes and
It tasted 30 nat that was In despair
but determined to give It one more
trial. This time we followed the direc-
lions and boiled It fifteen minutes att
or the boiling began. II was : decided
success and was completely won By
its rich delicious favour. In . short
time I noticed q decided improvement
In my condition and kept growing bet
ter month after month, until nov I an
perfectly healthy, and do my work
IN the school room with ease and pleas
urs. I would not return to ne nerve
destroying regular coRee for ~
money!
Read the famous littls Heath Clas
sic," The Road to WellvilIe." IN pkga
'There's . Reason" Y
Dvsf rea6 he absvo 1setees ~
srs gseuines truS ~ ~ o&fre
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
Sailed Almond Sandwiches.

Heat one-fourth of cupful of best
olive oil in frying pan, add four
ounces Of blanched almonds and fry q
pale brown color. Drain on paper,
then toss them in seasoning of salt,
red pepper and paprika mixed to-
gether. Dry in the oven, taking care
that they do not become parched.
Chop finely and sprinkle on to but.
tered bread, cover with another but
tered slice. and cut in fancy shapes.
These will be found to be both novel
and delicious.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-16
Come Home, Mother.

Mother, dear mother. come home
from the club, and rustic some sup
per for me; tits time you were here
working over the grub and getting
things ready for tea. The tables not
set nor the teakettle boiled, the vege-
tables are not prepared; no wonder
my temper and feelings are rolled.
though tbs doubtful, indeed, If you
cared. Come home, come home, come
ho-ho-ohme! Yes, cut your symposium
down a wee bit, dear mother, and
hustle right home!-Los Angeles Ex-
press.