The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-05-11

the dfnueion and distribution Of the
eli sta assrS sPs Uaion
DRIFsTWOOD
On ]. every ssisphens IN nsntsems. !
q thundsrstoFnn.n A Monfrpmcry man
yesterday as soon as ffs eye caught
the sign immediately hung up the re-
from concussion q ths skull secsuss
Sss the TS s@'is L q fashion sts .Ta sSS
4 Heart seat-A Eltrs,
In Dakota they lynched man for
when his creditors were pursuing him.
The tailor always has an eye for the
dtness Of things. BY this is meant he
is eontin9slly ealcuIstins as TO wheth.
the consumer,
OF all the bores that bore you.
The worst one seems to me,
40 tto VIM Wy. bGtoiS yVu
Boasts OF his family tree.
Sometimes Investigation
D!ssclvss this ioolish within
Granddad dangled from fits limb.
Prayer hospital" has been opened
UP In Erie for the reception OF pa
by the physicians. II To said . NUM-
Der Of 'em set well, however.
How would you like 10 be q great
pers tah about yoS nnlesS yO sns we're ss
drunk or aghtingf
This II indeed atworid Of change, II
SSnSs a nsrs ens 10 sSun
woman win wear In one day at the
seaside.
yo SDw men sne don their ssnniu SUITS
play and the young women don theirs
to pose on the court trying to look
like a magazine cover, while the young
men chase after the balls.
Can you think Of any man in the
world, asks an exchange, who 10 Drawer
than he who would go into . brewery
to solicit funds for q prohibition CAM
Certainly. A. man who marries q
widow with six children 10 Drawer.
gets in hot water, in which respect
he differs materially from the man
who evidences no apparent change un-
less he has lack of change and can't
get a drink.
The latest fashion in dresses 10 to
melt girl and pour her In hot.
Over In the beer saloon
The flies are humming drowsy tune;
There are some pretzels on the shelf,
But somehow q fellow don't feel him
self:
Tof here's a paradox that's queer. ,:
Ohio farmer says a mule can be cured
OF kicking by catching hold OF his
hind legs when in the act. Remember,
IL you try this plan, however, II is at
your own risk.
Love may laugh at iocksmiths
But recollect.
Love always treats plumbers
With respect.
1t annoys the man no little who lives
in a dandy cottage by the seaside to
and ask him If II is boarding house
and what are his rates. It is calcu-
lated to make him feel as joyous as =
humming bird. we don't think.
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Here is the latest scheme for. getting
rid of mosquitoes Try It: Arise ID
| the morning when they have settled
ON the wall to digest your blood. and
that vulgar practice Of killing them
with q wet towel, because you run a
great risk OF missing the MOSQUITO,
and whether. YOU miss 1t or not, you
| spoil the wall The proper way to do
| is to lave red paper on the walls that
the mosquitoes may not leave q cardinal
| Impression on bursting. And then you
60 for the mosquitoes. This viii train
| you In the art of straight hitting and
distance calculating and will likewise
give you good exercise and an appe-
Ute for breakfast; sabs' ~
II ne keeps this thing up Of killing
three or four lions at q time, the beasts
| will soon be exterminated. A limit
should be placed upon the number
killed.
Charleston News and Courier still
advocatss free .. hides; This may h Ss
ali those lion skins over on a special
vessel. you know:
Samuel qompers estimates that thaFs
th s'STS nssd PssHs st:. out OF employment
Speaking Of Mothers Day" now
that 4 iS pest let ct as aha AaVS 49, Esshs re
man can SIT at home ehd smoke his
/ pipe In peace, and not Sunday. either
| Be q day OF dressing up and having
\ 4 gay time rather than one of peace
| holiness and quiet as 1t should be.
| r !.
| Late Congressman Babcock left his
| cook q legacy Of $4,000. Myl that NO.
| man could serve tempting strawberry
short cake. Is our best guess.
|
why is Il the people who and mos'
| fault with their town are the very
ones who stay in II the longest2
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Funny ting hnSD Sp2so%.v to Ssrtsi :
| she ieN her new hat on the front steps
| and the vegetable man didn't know
| what II was and dumped some beetR
| cabbagep. eurnips and rAdishes on II
The girl, in her haste. grabbed thu
I TaNafVad many E0ERAHmeHta On thH