The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-11
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Remember we want to meet all the negie Library hall this afternoon at { o'clock--both ladies and gentlemen. There are plenty of writers in this % sg and onx we and wsns ep to Soast ss cry.
 Mir. Roosevelt has bagged a colobus. We don't exactly know what this beast or bird really Is but one authority funk. However. 1t goes in at one dol- lar a word and Teddy being the doe tor no one dares yell nature fake"
 Miss Laura Drinkwine and Mir. Louis have Just been married. They will not locate in a prohibition community is
 When you see little Montgomery blonde and big Birmingham brunette the twilight moon these evenings you can just bet that they are NOT dis oussins the tsrin.1 sal Is yae 7-adf
 Oh you husbands who laugh and make sarcastic remarks about these June bridegrooms, don't forget that once you acted every bit as silly. (oh mush.)
 so-wha-Ta, Q fuil-blooded Indian, has just qualified as a chauffeur in Chicago: so-Wha-Ta in 1t the Indian This ought to make the pedestrians in Chicago shout with Rlee.
 Supreme Court judges of Georgia are to wear gowns; Guess they will em cut dtrectoire.
 owing to the fact that Memphis will not go Sry until ado5 July a rst 1t bluff city.
 Chicago man allowed his wife to9 shave him and thus ran the risk of might save dollar thus saved on sions. That man may get to heaven by close shave.
 Chicago judge has ruled that \ wo- man may return 2 pair of shoes that pinch her toes. |. This is quite natural e chieago ca woman S to Suy JsDl a pair of I shoes $ the first trip to the store that will not pinch her feet
 Methodist pastor in South Carolina would the o1d-fashioned circuit rider have to say to this!
 
 Over one thousand Greek immi- grants landed in New York last week. Shoe shining parlors will now be on the increase.
 Baseball accident insurance is now every umpire in the land immediately 7 take out policy.
 As through life you travel
 Just remember this:
 It takes two to make quarrel,
 bargain or a kiss.
 One blessing about airshiPs: Tramps too much danger of dropping of.
 Frequently the man who is eontin; Ialy crying out sST ssstS sSuars oTt deS S had the chance.
 Let us have more picnics-the bugs and caterpillars have to be fed. vou know.
 Montgomery man whose wife iS away In the country visiting her folks just sits back in his easy chair every his pipe and turns on the photograph record containing a quarrel between Q Dutch commedian and his wife. He says he doesn't miss % the oid isdy at Brute!
 Even a fat man can become very active this hot weather when dodE. ing a creditor.
 When fortune smiles on you 1t isn't considered rude to smile back noI even to grab her by the hand and see how many dollars she Is holding out to you
 Certain Montgomery girl we know | has a fresh complexion. We mention. l ed the fact to another girl and that Said. "Yes-fresh every morning. Hel pepper keeps a drug store"
 Did you ever notice that a grasi widow never lets the grass grow up. der her feetf Did you ever observe The so-called "woman-hater" when he gets half a chance Is no hesitator?
 There was young lady named wouldn't sit down with thirteen a | table.
 She was so superstitious l She'd really get vicious | And 40 out and eat in the stable.
 Was 1t a sort ot sarcastic joke tha | some of the balloons landed in Ten nessee for water3
 Kentucky man was held up by | hIThwayman and robbed of everything he had on except his socks--whin ] ought to prove to the average min