The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
suNFLowER PHILOSOPHY.

When a woman has nothing else to
do. she remembers a lot OF sewing
she has long neglected
Men are usually willing 10 arbitratc
only when the chances are they would
be whipped in a Tight
II there Is anything In the pre-ex-
istenCe theory. what a lot oi rabbits
there were many years ago.
ASK anyone about a sick person.
and they usually will reply: she Is
a little better. but awful weak"
Don't look al the President OF n
of the banks. the heads Of the whole
sale houses or big retail stores, or the
leading lawyers Ia find out about the
latest STYLES In clothing Hunt up the
boys who are on a salary of $3.50 a
week.
You have TO be healthy to he polite.
Don't sulk: sulks AFFECT the liver.
Nothing pleases a farmer more than
I o cali a town mans blum.
The little near tricks cause o
trouble than the big ones.
The best missionary work a girl a
do is TO help her mother.
There are more varieties of bad luck
than OF any one other thing IN the
world.
A shrewd man without money is a
better investment for a girl h a a fool
with money.
AS a man gets older II takes him
longer 10 warm up to a good time. and
longer to get Over IL.
How tender and devoted a Young
man is TO an old lady. when a pretty
young girl is looking at him.
KnfI., -. mos 20 Tho trApnlA
of getting up a big dinner II Is too bad
TO disappoint her.
A man will fall In love with any
clever woman who VIII treat aim as
though he were abused.
When a man manages an amateur
show. or has a new baby al his house,
he saws: Well. II is the last time.
III a woman had her way. she would
watch what her husband sees and
hears as carefully as what the baby
eats.
Quit irving to fool people; y0I can't
do II. Besides. why should you want
to fool people? There Is something
disreputable about every attempt tc
fool people.
A woman's heart never really iut-
tiers with joy until her pastor tells her
he has missed seeing her at church.
The girls should take care: \ .ot
of the young boys who pose as candy
kids develop later in life into lemon
drops.
Ii another man gets a higher salary
than YOU receive. 1t Is probably BE-
cause he is worth more. Employers
do not pick out men 10 pay good WAGES
TO because they have curly hair.
This may be depended upon; 4
girl who has her picture aken with
her dress cut very low Will hiss
strange boys.
Some way. pesple always laugh
when they hear a man has bought a
dog. AS a rule. a maa wants 10 try
a dog before he will let you give 1t
to him.
There is a good deal OF talk about
women not getting their rights: but
who sit at home in a cool room these
hot afternoons in Mother Hubbards,
with ice water handy? IS il the men2
Mothers should examine the sleeves
I'm their daughters dresses. II they
are smashed fiat il indicates that the
young man in the case Is a hugger,
and the girl should have a chaperon.
When there Is a spot on the table
cloth at the guests place, and the
hostess offers no apology TO him. II Is
time for the guest TO take the hint
and 90.
The average girl brought up in a
religious family has thu sans fierce
desire TO become a missionary that
a boy has TO go out West and fight
Indians.
The real dread OF men is not the
devil. but old age An old gentleman,
who Is considerably past 10. yesterday
worked u hours on a farm below town
picking peas. He managed - earn 81
cents. lie needs a pair OF shoes and
is working 10 earn them.
When "A woman sits down in the
audience and hears her daughter read
her CONNER cement ESSAY. she maryels
al the s~elf-control shown by the Spins
around her. who are plainly restrain
ing themselves from ~gnashing their
teeth in envy.
Every man has the feeling that he
Is tied down" and II irritates him.
Sometimes IL is an imaginary obliga-
ton to a friend. an acquaintance, or a
member Of his family. Women have
the same feeling. and the whole trou-
BILE originates in the fact that people
are too dependent upon each other
II YOU are going anywhere. go alone;
don't be tied by the feeling that you
must call for half a dozen people. II
you want 10 do anything that is proper
and within your rights. do IL. don't
be tied by the feeling that you must
first explain a very innocent action 10
every acquaintance You have on top
of the ground.-Atchison (Kansas)
Globe.