Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-04

a Blue Bonod akoIeton.
NOW that the genuine high society
folks have spened their doors to us, "
said Mr.. WindfaII smilinely, Il sup.
pose we ought to have a family skele-
ton, eh, Amella2'
"0f course. and ! had forgotten
about It eDtirelyF' gurgled Mrs. Wind
fall. Get the best the market af-
fords. my dear-one whose family tree
can be traced back at least 500 years =
Exchange.
Cause and effect.
Hes quite a prominent politician
here, Il be not?" inquired the visiting
Briton.
"Oh. no; he's q statesman" replied
the native.
"Well, what's the diRerenceT'
"A statesman. my dear sir, Is one
who IL In politics because be has
money. A politician IL one who has
money because he Il I'm politics.
Philadelphia Press.
Earning 3 Spanking.
A lady who had company TO tea re-
proved her little son several times,
speaking, however. very gently. At
last, out Of patience. she said sharply:
Jimmy. IL you don't keep still I'll
send you away from the tableg'
"Yes. that's what you always do
when there's company and there are
not enough cakes to 60 roundw was
the reply Of the gifted youth. Pear
sons Weekly.
Doubt IN the Matter.
A story is told in an English village
Of a man who visited the schoolroom
when his nephew was hard at work
at his lessons.
"Well, Jack" said the uncle. "good
boy this morning, hope"
Jack looked at the clock, which stood
at half past II. and then doubtfulIy at
his teacher. II dunno yet, uncle" he
said. There's half an hour more
Manchester Guardian.
An uncompIimsntary Estimate.
''No" said Mrs. Tackpolnt, Il don't
want woman's suffrage. It's liable to
cause embarrassment"
'In what way?"
Suppose the average woman's hus-
band Is running for an ONCE If sh9
doesn't vote for him it win cause COM
ment, and If she does vote for him
how IL she going to satisfy her con-
science Pr Washington Star.
His BOyeott.
these Turks are barbarous people,
remarked the housewife as she got
out rhubarb pie.
Yves. num-" responded Sandy Pixies,
with low bow. 40 show my antipa-
thy for dem l have formed boycott"
"A boycott, my poor manf"
"Yes, mum, have promised meself
never to use Turkish towel or take a
Turkish BATH Chicago News
The Critic.
$50 you enjoyed my HamletT' said
stormington Barnes.
Eyes" answered the woman who
Erles to be complimentary.
II am glad OF that. So many PEG
pie nowadays do not enjoy shake
BpeRre.
Il know that. But the way YOU
play II it doesn't seem the least bit
IKE Shakespeare. Washington Star.
Armloss, but Useful.
Professor Karl LOhmeyer Of Konies.
berg, who died at Danzig at the age
Of seventy-seven, was born without
arms. A special permit was granted
to allow his entry into the university
service. His students opened and shut
loors for him, but he turned the pages
" books with his mouth ana could
lign his name armly with a pen held
between his teeth.
Fassidious.
"What do y0u wantS" asked the
ady Of the house Of the tramp.
''Snthln ter eat"
Il haven't anything In the house
except some bread and canned beef.
Do you want some Of that?"
mo" be said sadly. "I'd better
move on. 1t 'ud be a pity ter waste |
Ieeh Gne appetite on sech poor vic.
'uals. "-Exchange.
Wild Applss.
In the Sandwich Islands the apple
has become wild, and whole forests Of
Trees. many acres In extent, are found
n various parts Of the country. They
extend from the level OF the sea far
lp into the mountain sides. II Is said
hat miles Of these apple forests can |
occasionally be seen. and very beauti- |
'ul they are. both when in flower and |
in fruit.