The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-30

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should get him 10 call mors often
MiIly-I nnd this balm excellent for
preserving the face. Jessie-But why
do you wish 70 preserve POUR FACET
yes they not only have everything to
worry about that women have, but they
also have the women 70 worry about
foo"-smart Set.
= see they have ths same means OF
rounding up the lambs ia Wall street
as shepherds have in the field" What
ia THAR" "A crook
4 started out on the theory that
tina world had an opening for me and
! went 10 find IL" did you ind itf"
"Oh. yes. I'm In a hole"
Grace-Hs said / looked lovely in
that gown. didn't her Helen-Not ex-
actly, dear. he said that gown looked
lovely on you.-Brookiyn Citizen
She Ton the Atlantic Iiner)-Did
you observe tbs great appetite Of that
stout man at dinners He-Yes: he
must be shat they call a stowaway.
sunragette-We believe that a WON
an should get g mans wages. Mar
ried sian-weli. judging from my own
experience. she does-Boston Tran
script.
Sued for q breach OF promise. chr
Yep ANY defensegr Temporary
insanity: and | expect to prove II by
the love letters ! wrotsr-Washington
Herald.
Il understand that manager Is pay
ting fabulous salaries to his leading
singers" Not fabulous" replied the
cynical press agent fictitious -
New York Herald.
Your ocean trip was pretty nice. !
sposs7~ oh. yes Saw icebergs
and such things. chr Yes: but /
missed the billboards. I can tell you"
Washington Herald.
He lteaching her bridge)-when In
doubt It's a good rule TO play trunpa
she-But that's just IL: when I'm In
doubt don't know vhgf the trump is.
Philadelphia Record.
Mothsr-Johnny. Why didn't you
wash POUR face this morningf Son
The doctor said TO be careful and not
set my feet wet. and | guess my face
La just as good al my feet.
Housekeeper-Iook here. / ordered a
dozen eggs from you this morning. and
you only sent me ten. Deaier-Well.
ma'am. two OF EN- were bad. and ]
didn't think you'd want EN-.
Her Father-when you marry. my
daughter. you marry a big.hearted. "A %
Bile girl Her Suffer Ia wise guyD-T.
know that. sir. and I'm sure abe inner
ia those qualities from you.
Il have Just decided to suspend your
sentence the judge began. For the
lords sake. judge. you don't mean TO
say Ilftinx a few chickens L. a hanging
natteri"-Nsw York Herald.
Redd-This paper says there is on
exhibition In saco the largest lobster
that has been landed In those parts for
years. II ever. Greene-Does II give.
the name OF the lady who landed him7
First Farmer (pointlng to the FAR
Ing horn on an automobile
tibet thing forg Second Farmer
Thes's Ia thing they blow ies' before
they run y downi-Town and Coun-
try.
Clergyman fsxamining a Sunday
school classs-Now can any OF you
tell me what are sins OF omissionS
small Sc~holar-Piease. sir. they're
sins you ought TO have committed and
haven't
Gentleman indignantly - You
praised your kitchen coal TO the skies,
and said II Was most economical. Why.
Il won't burn at ALL Coal Dealer
toooIly)-weil. what could you have
more economical than that1
MIR. p. how Is Il you have not
called upon me for four accountg'
~oh. / never ask a gentleman for
money!" indeed How. then, % you
get on n be don't payg" ~why. after
a certain time. / conclude that he is
not q gentleman, and then I ask him.
Here" said Or. Price-Price. Just
take these pellets. You've merely got
a little fever. that's all Five dollars.
please" "Myi. exclaimed the tran
silent patient. who had happened into
his once by chance. Excuse me. Doc.
but / hope the fever amt as high as
the feei~
is said hat aggressive, impul-
sive people usually have black eyes,
remarked a man who was interested
In the suggestion how far the face ia
an index OF the mind. That's quite
rue" re,oined a listener. IF they
haven't got them at frst. they set
them later"
Dashaway-You SAY your sister win
be down In a minute. While. That's
good news. ! thought perhaps that she
wanted to be- excused, as she did the
other day. willie-Not this time. I
nlayod a trick on her. Dashaway-
what did you dor Willie triumph.
antly)--T said you we're another fell
low.
Jack-T nave a chance TO marry q
poor eirl whom ! love. or a rich WON.
whom l do not love. What would