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Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28
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Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28
MARRIAGE A

Marriage Is divine institution Sd ably managed by man that although 1t has been doing business for several thousand years. it is not yet on a div idend paying basis.
 It Is the biggest trust on earth, for it's capital stock Is love. consisting oI two-thirds faith. which is preferred and one-third hope, which is common
 No goods are sent on trial. and il not as represented you must make the best of 1t. if you are poor: otherwise the matter may be arranged. for while ayowedly a domestic corporation, and union in it's sympathies. marriage ia also benevolent in its scope. giving employment to more poor lawyerz than aIl other corporations taken to gether,
 Notvithstanding repeated failure, It's bonds are the best security Of the kind on the market, and will not seef investors: at least. until something better. offers.-Ldfe:
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28
BY THE GENTLE cYNIc.

 It's the under dog that bo1is for the peacemaker. The more you nurse a grievances the faster it grows. He who laughs best doesn't as~e the laugh on him. You can help a lot sometimes oy not giving advice. Even loves young dream sometimes dies of old age. Some people are almost as stuck up as pincushion. Trouble never dodges the fellow
 who is looking for 1t. Every time q woman changes her
 mind she also airs her views. It seems as though Fate had select ed some men to be punching bags ! Many fellow who isn't very strong
 carries around a big opinion of him
 self.
 He who is on the winning side Is
 the one who breaches the triumph of
 right ! When it comes to wedding cards. it's the brides deal and the bride | groom's ante. If it Is true that the devil is the
 father of lies. he must have a mighty big family.
 It takes a certain amount of check
 to kiss a girl. but she Is generally
 willing to supply the cheek
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

He who laughs best doesn't as' the laugh on him.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

A business firms standing Is al-
 most heraided by it's stationery. The best at Review Job rooms.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

You can help a lot sometimes D not giving advice.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28
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Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Among other pipe lines are those written in favor of smoking.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

An ex-husband Is apt to think that alirnony means all the money.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

By standing up for yourself other, may be prevented from sitting dqyr on you. n
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Even loves young dream sometime dies of old age.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

The more you nurse a grievance th faster it grows.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Old age comes in a canter to the man who goes the pace.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

A lazy man is always ready to hand you free advice.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Life fs learnins, suRering. loving: snd tho grsatsst of thsss b loving.- Ezlsa Kay.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

It's the under dog that ho1,s 10 the peacemaker.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28
WIrH TIE sAeEs.

wso.e sus.r. nose h.. most ss give.-King.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Nahs up yoar nfnl <o set dsci6s6ly cd tnko tAe eoo1equoncoB. No SBo1 b svsr 1sns in-fAf5 vsr,1 by heslfh- t1sas-Huxlsy.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

A lazy man is always ready to hand you free advice. Old age comes in a canter to the man who goes the pace. Among other pipe lines are those written in favor of smoking
 An ex-husband is apt to think that alimony means all the money. i, By standing up for yourself others may be prevented from sitting de9n on you. T If some women haven't any one to talk to they chew gum so their jaws won't get rusty. A woman who wants to make soap has no kick coming if her neighbors give her the lye. About the man who thinks he knows 1t ali the worst thing is his in ability to keep his mouth shut | The coat may not make the man. but it certainly helps some when the mercury is flirting with the zero mark. Perhaps nothing makes . girl e angry as the thought that a young man thinks she would not resent be ing kissed.
 A health journal has an article on How te Lie When Asleep" What ws
 need is . few pointers on how to in
 duse people to tell the truth whes awake.-Chicaeo News-
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

When it comes to wedding cards, it's the brides deal and the bride groom's ante.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Some people are almost as stuch up as pincushion.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

!, Trouble never dodges the fellow
 who is looking for 1t.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

He who is on the winning side is the one who breaches the triumph of right.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

If some women haven't any one to talk io they chew gum so their jaws won't get rusty.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

If it is true that the devil is the father of lies, he must have a mighty big family.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Many fellow who isn't very strong carries around a big opinion of him self.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

A woman who wants to make soap
 has no kick coming if her neighbors give her the lye
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

Every time a woman changes her mind she also airs her views.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

It seems as though Fate had select ed some men to be punching bags.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

to kiss girl. but she is generally willing to supply the cheek.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-28

About the man who thinks he knows 1t ali the worst thing is his in- ability to keep his mouth shut
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

Presiding Elder Graham preach.
ed at the M d. clnrch Sunday eve
ming. Quarter " rneeting was held
at5O Oxford Monday afternoon quite
q number going out from Hazel
Chas. Kellog started for the Twin
Cities Monday morning
Dr.. and irs. Hart were taking
an the live city Tuesady.
Miss Vera Page of Henry il Wis
ting her sisters the M lanes A. ID.
and John Peck.
John Peck accomp anied BY "A. q.
Bnskrude. Sam johnson, Hugh
Haven, and lack Mol Lauren went
to the live city Monday evening 10
attend e. r lodge Along with
other troubles they ran into a biz
zard coming home.
B Miss Nellie Ralph John and
Brad Barley returned from Sioux
Falls Tuesday evening where
they have been attending grand
jury.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

y
Mr. sels0n union Sunday
school man cal led onsJ ohn Phil lips
Monday n q ls sssI I 81
ra James McC laren s,Sw
snf ferirg with ri grippe
Soper Of orence sca Ilsda;
|on A Inert ristian Monday s
Mrs.J Ohm and MA. Fred Phillips
called On Mrs. lbert Christ ian
and also 81 Mi. u sham
Miss Efie Phippa spent last
week with her sister Cleora Bodtk
err.
The little daug liter Of MI. ana
Mrs. George Hol lines died Wednes-
day an the result Of q burn.
Mr. Alden Phipps bought soma
sheep Of John Phi lips Wednesday
Nj. Harold shun called at
Phi lips Wednes day "
MERRY WIDoy
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
TELL THEM yo. SAW THE Ar,
IN THE aNEWs.,'
RENTsoN, THE DRUGGIST.


The old fashioned way OF dosing
a weak stomach or stimulating Che.
Heart or Kidneys is an wrong.
DR. Shoop first pointed out this er-|
ror. This ii why his prescription
DR.. Shops Restorati'v rs di-5
,rected entirely to the cause off'
these ailments the weak inside or,
controlling nerves IL isn't Us;
difficult, says Dir. Shoop to strength
en- weak Stomach, Heart or Kid.
neys, il one goes at it correctly.
Each inside organ has its control
ling Of inside nerve. When these,
nerves fail then those organs mast.
surely falter These vital truths
are leading druggists everywhere
to dispense and recommend q DR..
Shops Restorative. Test it d few
days and see! Improvement will
PROMPTLY and surely follow Sold
by A. 9Duffner. 4- IA III
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
FOLEY NEWS

Charles Vetter was Id the live
city Thursday. d
Z Last Wednesday at the Lutheran
church az Grover occurred the wed
ding Of Miss Minnie zsanon III
Otto Kalis, Rev. Michaels of Hem
nv tying the knot that made them
one The happy couple will make
their future home on the Koplan
farm near Grover. Their many
friends wish then, d long and pros
porous married life.
3. C. Eichhorst and family spent
Easter Sunday with Mi. and Mrs.
Vetter north Of the live city
Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Sweet spent
Sunday in the live city. q
MI, and Mrs. Albert Thiede an
tended church atG Grover Sunday
Charlotte Mel aughlin was a cal-
Ter at zanoe's last Thursday
Billy Elfring 50 they say
Bought q buggy the other day
Rubber tires and rubber step,
Boys look Out he Il beat YOU yet.
"A large number of our Pelican
|ites were in the live city Saturday
in spite Of the great wind storm. n
MI. and Mrs. George Martin
spent Sunday afternoon with Mrs.
Chas. Vetter.
Ed and Rich Vetter spent Sun
day at home.
HAPPY OOLIGANs
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

VIM. MARTIN, he SHOES HORSES.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
WIN. MARTIN, He SHOES HORSES.
] AppLEBY P,uFFS

Miss Alma Scharn is still absent
from school as she is quite sick
at this writing. .5 M
Last Saturday was another dis
agreeable day but several from
this vicinity went to the live city.
Herman braves and wife went
to church Sunday and visited the
rest of the day at the home Of his
nephew Sd Walner. Isl
Mrs. Josephine Jnngers Burlin-
game was visiting friends at Ap-
|pleby.
Miller Reynolds spent Sunday
afternoon with his friends George
and John Haider.
Frank Reichling made a business
trip to the live city the first Of the
week.
Somebody is thirty chickens
ahead as William Schmidt reports
that many missing from his flock.
Don Livingston was loading a
car Of flax the first Of the week.
George Haider had the misfor-
tune to lose nice yearling calf
q few days ago. y.
Elmer braves has taken the Job
of painting his brother IN laws
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

w. w Thaler and wife drove to
the live city Sunday.
Miss Hazel Bohn visited with her
sister near Henry Sunday.
Mrs. Adam Gentleman was shop
PING. il the live city Saturday.
Mrs. Tucker of Butte, Mont, ID
Visiting her sister, Mrs. Frank
Harmon at the Commercial Hotel.
Geo. Lautenschl ager and two
daughters returned on Saturday
morning from Almena. Isl, where
they hxVe been taking treatments
under John Till
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
FULLER 4 PHlPPs FAAciEs


Mr.. and Mrs. Alden Phipps and
baby Bessie visited over Sunday
with their daughter Cleora Bodtk-
Ell.
Sunday school started III Lake
Nicholson church April 4
Fred Bod ker and Mary Anna
Summer spent Sunday with the
formers brother and wife, Mr.
and Mrs. Wilfred Bodtker.
Lloyd Fisher is now working for
John Phillip.
Mrs. John Eng1er called on Mira.
CLANCY White and also on Mrs. II.
Shun1way.
Alden Ph;pps called on Phillips
Monday on shis way 90 Florence.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

s. D. d
A. l. Ronald, grain buyer, Bemis, SD.
Mrs. Murray Goodheart Seamstress. W
Mrs. Anna Andree, Farmer.
Q. II. Richards, Bookkeeper.
Geo. Richards, Bookkeeper.
w. n, Shurtlef, Attorney.
+ Al .Arness, Laborer.
Mrs. A. L. Rowe.
Myron Nickerson.
Mrs. Helen Palmer.
"A. p. Piercy, Associate Editor Sat-
urdayi News.
Z A. Bentson, Druggist.
The following parties have purchas-
ed acreage: Mrs. R. B.. Crabb, Mrs
Belle Fright, Amelia Abraham and
Henry Reisch.
20. r.. crandall
John o. Lee.
Kate Bemis.
Henry Lentz, student
w. u A. Schurmann, merchant, Waiver
ly, S. ID.
Henry r. Schultz.
W. a. Simmons, travelling salesman.
Phil J. WEIGH.
Mrs. John Ladendorf.
Mrs. SarahfsJ. Hoff
John Dorenbarger.
s. r. Williamson, Pres. State Bank OF
Florence, s. ID.
Frank Meyer.
John Bowe.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
HAZEL HAPPENINGS

Mrs. Ed Med Donald has returned
from visiting with friends at Clark.
John Peck and ]. B. ,Jenewein
ran !. into the live city Friday With
the new Buick. \ \
Jack Lauren and wife went to
Naples Sunday to hear Nj. Kneedy
preach.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

e. Wirth, sexton.
Geo. w. Hipp, saloon.
Jas. Stefferud ~. s. Navy.
J. G. Warrington.
w. w. Toms, engineer
w. H. Ortwein, Singer Sewing Ma
chine Co.
Nettie ]. Clousen.
Mrs. Nettie Mears, Bancroft, S. d.
J.. Edward Hill, student
j. F. Soulak, merchant, Waverly, SD.
Anton Lasert, painter.
F. Sears, Trav. Salesman.
Mrs. Laura tStinson.
Wright Tarbell, Stenographer.
Will Lambert, Printer
Edgar Taylor, Piano Salesman.
Mrs. Alice Kennedy.
Miss Edith ,U7rick, Clerk.
Ed, Turner, G. e. N. w. Empioye.
n. :Ulrieh, Clerk w
j. T. Brownlee, salesman.
Geo. N. Earle, TRAY. Salesman.
Miss Hortense Baggie, Clerk.
Mrs. DR.. Burlingame.
A. Anderson, Tailor
f. Parkhurst, Clerk.
F. r. Rabbit, u. s. Mail Clerk.
o. Swindal, Mill Hand.
Mrs. Clyde Way.
Mrs. Caroline Smith.
g. j. Miller retired farmer, WILLOW
Lakes, S. D. is
Geo. c. Miller, farmer. Willow Lakes.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16


Mr.. Cooper is assisting Mr..
Murray with his spring work
81 Mr.. Kendell took supper at Mr.
divers Sunday evening q
Miss Elma Larson Of the live
city spent the Easter Sunday with
her parents.
MI. Ives has just returned from
Iowa.
Wedding bells will soon be ring
ing. Now boys look out and get
your tin cans ready.
H Fisher 81 the live city
spent Sunday with HAL rother C. NJ.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
The following is a partial list Of purchas

F. M. Wood, C. & N. w. Employee.
C, H. Atkinson, Pres. WATERFOWL
Cement Product Co. r s...s Vas. r..
Harry Wood, clerk.
Ed Hauff, Automobile Repairs.
F. Schweiger, Architect
Guy Wood, Clerk
r. M. Burlingame, Physician.
c. Kemolz, Contractor.
Rug Factory.
Furniture Factory s-
Mrs. M B. TIFFANY.
Miss Minute Barrett.
W. ]. Durand, W. u Tel Co.
Ray Hughes, Laborer. F.
J.. Fansett, TEaEeling Salesman.
Mrs Maggis Sears.
j w. GFabb, teamster,
Mrs. Alice y: Sears.
Mrs. VIM. Fansett
Y Mrs. Helen fIeckat thorn.
Esther Pierce. $3s
John Noodle, Merchant.
Bertha Metter
Emma Nnber.
Doane Wood, printer.
3. J. Brunner with International Har-
yester CO. &.
H. r. Atwood, employee CT Northern
RR. 5
Frank o'Neill employee Ct Northern
r.. r.
r.. C. Blodgett tailor.
A. w. WEIGH, carpenter.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16

Claye Falvey is building On his,
farm west Of Kampeska. He start
Led building Monday.
HAPPY-GO -LUCKY
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
fleigl,borb 600
lews Notes
KAMPEsK 4 KICKS

KAMREstxA KICKS
Mr.. Ed Wheelock attended the
Oddfeilow lodge 4 week ago Tues
day night:
Perry Bnrk was 4 live city visit
OF Thursday
HI. and Mrs. Sam Purcell called
in the Eve city Friday. ss
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-16
/ MERRY 4 WIDOW |

The Sat.lrd n ews
has two good second
hand single driving
harness for sale cheap
Call at the office and
see them
The Detroit times., 1909-05-18
LOST ANY OLD MASTERSl
Cincinnati Detectives Think They
Have Found Three Stolen Ones.

CINCINNATI, May lS.-Detectives
have unearthed three oil paintings that
may be worth fortunes. The detec-
tives have been at work ever since
Henry Weidenbach. artist, connoisseur
and 'restorer." OF New York. was ar
rested on grand larceny charge, to
fnd some OF the valuable paintings
said TO have been stolen by him. They
rpund the three paintings in Fiftn-st..
near Elm. hidden IN a store.
Several connoisseurs looked at the
paintings, and, while no one can place
any value on them. they all agree that
the paintings may be priceless works
OF old masters. One OF the pictures
is OF a mother in the act OF praying.
with her tiny babe in her arms; an
other is that OF a nude woman, and the
other is If q beautiful woman with a
babe nesting IN her arms.
The canvases show where they have
been cut and torn from their frames,
and are dim from age. Weidenbach
will not tell where he got them, what
they are, or how much they are worth
When asked II the paintings are the
works OF old masters, he shakes his
head knowingly. and says he bought
them from a man in New York for 81
apiece The artists names have been
erased. or have faded. The police will
have Photographic reproductions made
and send them out in the hope OF
learning the ownership OF the paint
fngg
The Detroit times., 1909-05-18

DENVER. Col. May lS,-President
Taft and senators and congressman
galore are expected this summer To
make the nineteenth session OF the
trans Mississippi commercial congress,
tc be held here the week OF Aug. 10.
the biggest in the hlstory.o the os-
ganizauon.
The Japanese question the effect
OF the Panama canal ON the west c0uE,
try. the new administration consec-
Nation policy, ship subsidy as affect
ing the Pacific ana oriental trade, ana
the encouraging OF commercial rela'
tions with Central America these
will be some Of the big questions ~
national interest which will come up
for deOate al the congress
These congresses were started IN
1891 IN Denver. and have worked well
IN allowing the western people 20
work together for their common inter
eSts. One thing recommended NJ the
nrst congress and hammered away al
ever since is the proposition OF allow
ing 10 each state control of its public
lands
Other subjects which VIII be dis
Cussed by experts are irrigation ana
reclamation. scientific farming, stare
hood for Arizona and New Mexico,
parcels post. postal savings banks.
immigration. Hawaii and the Philip
pines. and good roads
Governors OF each Of the states In
the rans-Mississippi territory may APP
point from 10 to 20 delegates. cities
The Detroit times., 1909-05-18
GEORGE MEREDITH, NOTED
AUTHOR, DIES AT AGE OF 81
Heart Disease Claims Writer Whose
Work Had Covered Period Of More
Than Half Century.

LONDON. May 1s.-Messages OF
coincidence are being received today
by the family of George Meredith. the
noted author. who died early this
morning from heart failure following
grave symptoms that developed early
last evening The attending physi-
clan remained constantly at his bed
side during the night
George Meredith was born in Hamp-
shire. Feb. ~, 1928. On the occasion
OF his eightieth birthday he was show
cred with congratulations from all
parts OF the world and was visited by
a deputation headed by Anthony Hope
and presented with an address signed
by Algernon Charles Swinburne. Thos.
Hardy. John Morley and more than
100 leaders in art. letters and scholar
ship
Meredith was educated partly in
Germany and was brought up To the
law which he quilted for literature.
His first Poems" appeared in 1851
and was followed In rapid succession
by various novels and additional
poems and ballads. Diana OF the
Crossways" was published In 1885. and
One of our Ccnquerors" in 1880
Lord Ormont and His Aminta" APP
peared In the summer Of 1894 and was
followed in 1895 by The Amazing
Marriage" which Is supposed 10 in
troduce as hero the late Robert Louis
Stevenson.
In 1892 appeared The Empty
Purse" volume OF poems, and In the
autumn of that year Meredith was
elected president OF the Incorporated
Society OF Authors in succession TO
ord Tpnnvspn
The Detroit times., 1909-05-18
1911 ;.;N:;; PLAYHOUSES

that that irrepressible young woman
had a fund OF good humor up her
sleeve, and no one was disappointed.
She sings and talks and makes grim
aces in her own inimita0le manner
until her audience follows her every
word. agape IL is said that Miss
Friganzas real name Is Della OCai-
laghan and that she is half spanish
and half Irish. but that she has adopt
cd het mothers name for stage pur'
poses. Be THAI as IL may, she dis
pensed no end OF good cheer across
the footlights. laughed M her own
generous avoiFaaPois. saying that the
only article OF ready-made clothing
she could wear Is a handkerchief ana
declared that she was Two Jumps
ahead OF MT Her singing or
"Pruuss" was one OF the funniest
things heard in the Temple for long
time
Bert Kalman and Jessie Brown have
a pleasing act in songs and dances.
the latter being an especially fine toe
dancer. I'D Rather Float Through a
Dreamy Old Waltz" by the two W as
enc OF the most taking numbers.
Won BY a Leg. is farce-comedy
IN TWO acts Dl lsluCOlu J \ al Ari anu
while nothing but a bit OF nonsense,
served to keep the audience in an up.
roar. The hero arrives AZ the home
OF he girl he is 10 marry. bu. has not
seen her for two years. She pretends
that she is deaf and dumb and he pre-
tends that he has wooden leg His
frantic efforts TO keep up the decep-
ton and the mistakes ne makes in
putting the artificial leg on the wrong
limb are ludicrous. Gordon Eldred
plays the hero. and Berna Reinhardt
the girl The scream OF Miss Reinhardt
is quite equal 10 the one that made
Blanche Bates famous several years
ago
The Kita Banzai troupe, Jap aero
bats. jugglers and equilibrists are ex-
perts In their line. and the -Four Har.
monists, individually and collectively
sing familiar songs In satisfying
manner. \. o. Duncan, an old favor
tie. whose ventriloquist stunt has off,
en- been enjoyed by Temple theater
patrons. was welcomed back, and Gun
ningham & Marion. in an acrobatic
talkfest. assisted In making the bill a
success. Brown and Nevarro. The
Chinee and the Coon. and the Mooreo-
scope. showing glimpses OF the won
derful scenery In Yellowstone Park,
complete the bill.