New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-10-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Courtshp by confectionery IS beyond question.
the most entertaining branch OF applied science
taught by that magnificent medium Of education
the advertisements. according to THE Clerk Of
the Day" in The Boston Transcript Illus
misunderstanding Of cUpids hearts, and moon
light sonatas In cOlor-help out the text and make
its meaning clear to all Even foo-foo,
though head and in love- can master it's
precepts, so plain they Send her pound
of our molasses bars. Stickiest of sticky sticks
Her heart will melt" Or again. "A Foreground
box Of our Sweety-Sweetles will land the most
obdurate lady, with hardly a struggle" You know
the vein After many interviews among clergy
men. jewellers and trousseau Jobbers The Clerk
is convinced that the advertising propaganda is
obtaining results. Perhaps too quickly thoush
If the candy people aren't careful they'll marry
OFF the entire population. and then what? On the
other hand. there's worse peril-that Of sophist-
cation on the part Of the fair This bLazonf7r
abroad Of strategics is shockingIy impolitic While
II puts power into the hands OF youths it puts
caution into the heads Of maids. When girl hears
the low ominous rumble OF the candy dray she
will interpret it's significance and escape nv the
rear piazza-unless. Of course she borrows and
adapts the maxim OF the Montana politicians. who
offset the potency OF the enemy's corruption fund
by preaching, Take their money, boys and vote as
you like!'
fried Try o fhs f bn aIsmiIg gTopostioq
una u,nai ely ! started the experiment on day that
the oosS 1et grouchy."-LOuisvtlle Courier-JournaL
Three sailors from the German cruiser Bremen
strolled into a German resort the upper West
Side of the city last week Immediately on enter
Ing they were made welcome and given 10 under
stand that they might do anything in the pIaca
except spend money. They had hardly been seated
when four English sailors and two Frenchmen
came IN and the nine men seated at one table
naturally attracted much attention. Although each
spoke only his own language, they seemed TO get
along remarkably WELL and the waiter who was
instructed TO serve anything that might be called
for. said: They're all German. even if they can't
speak the language, for they all want beer 1t
was remarked later that the domestic beverage
pleased the Germans and the English, but the
French asked for the real German
PA, who it said. Give me liberty or give me
Some fellow whose wife thought he was deceiv-
ing her every time he happened to look at another
woman guess, Run along and play with the
tion-"-Chicago RecOrd-Herald.
Four prisoners escaped recently from the wilma
Pussian) prison. and when recaptured were hastily
tried and condemned TO death In an account of
the case the "Russsche Korrespondenz' saws:
"Seljawko. PantOw. Rottenberg and Renazischex
were defended by General Drobowitsch who asked
that the execution the sentence be halted until
he could lay all the facts before the Gar" He
telegraphed to the officer who is mentioned as the
chief OF the Observation-Disclosures. The
big title seems to have had no effect on General
Horschemann. who had the hanged before
Next morning." says the report "the prison al-
thOrties received telegraphic orders to stay the
executions but the poor fellows were already dead
the Russian hanGman had scored another
triumph
member of the Dentists Congress recently held
in Berlin writes; Our plans as to ST Petersburg
for the gathering in 1914 failed Not because there
was any objection to the city but because some
of the who might he delegates would either
not he admitted if allowed the city
would he uncomfortable while there Russia is
queer about according rights of residence former
citizens and TO people Of certain religious views
and having this In mind London was agreed upon
as the next meeting place"
The socks darn for thee dear heart,
Mean quite pile Of work to me;
i count them over. every one apart,
Thy hosiery, thy hosiery.
Each sock mate. two mates pair,
To clOthe thy feet in storm and cold;
l count each sock unto the end and find
I've skipped hole.
Oh, CRrelesSneSS, this thy reproOf,
See how II looms across my sole,
/ grind my teeth and then In very truth
l darn that hole. sweetheart. I darn that hOlet
L Case Russell, In Puck