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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

A falling tiny nerve-no larger
than the finest silken thread-takes
from the Heart its impulse, its power,
its regularity. The Stomach also
has its hidden, or inside nerve. 1t
was DR.. Shoop who first told us it
was wrong to drug weak or falling
Stomach, Heart or Kidneys. His
prescription-Dr. Shops Restor-
ative-is directed straight for the
cause of these ailments-these weak
and faltering inside nerves. This,
no doubt clearly explains why the
Restorative has of late grown SC
rapidly in popularity. Druggists say
that those who test the Restorative
even for few days soon become
fully convinced of its wonderful
merit. Anyway, don't drug the
organ. Treating the cause of sick.
ness is the only sensible and success.
full way. Sole by R. S. Freeman
& Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

Any lady can get silvered "No-
Drip Coffee Strainer by writing
DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis. Send no
money. Simply ask for the "No-
Drip" Coupon privilege, giving your
name and address. DR.. Shoop will
also send free his new and very in
teresting little book describing DR.
Shops Health Coffee. Health
Coffee is such close imitation oil
real Coffee, that it requires an ex-
pert to tell the difference. And
neither is there grain of real coffee
in it. Made from pure toasted grains,
malt and nuts, its flavor and taste is
exceedingly gratifying. No tedious
boiling either. "Made in minute,
says Dr.. Shoop. Write to-day foi
the book and "No-Drip" Coupon
Stewart Mercantile Co.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
THE ONLY WAY
Many River Falls Citizens Have
Discovered It

Just what to do when the kidneys
are affected, is question that con-
Germs both young and old. Weak
kidneys neglected in childhood lead
to lifelong suffering. People of adj
vanced years, with less vitality, suffer
doubly. In youth or age, languor,
backache, urinary irregularity, dizzi-
ness and nervousness make life a
burden.
There is one remedy that acts
directly on the kidneys and cures
these troubles. Doan's Kidney Pills
owe their world wide fame to the
fact that they cure sick kidneys and
cure them permanently. Follow
the example of this River Falls
citizen and you will be convinced
that this is so.
John t. Currier, Cedar and Locust
Sts., River Falls, Wis, says: "Last
year | was taken with very bad at
tack of lumbago and was caused con-
siderable annoyance until | procured
a box of Doan's Kidney Pills at r.
S. Freeman & Sons Drug Store. l
was soon relieved of all my trouble.
Since then my daughter had an at
tack Of kidney complaint and used
Doan's Kidney Pills with good sue
cess. | know Doan's Kidney Pills
are good remedy and gladly recon-
mend them"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

A book on Rheumatism, by DIR.
Shoop, of Racine, Wis, tells some
plain truths, and in plain and
practical way. Get this booklet, and
free trial treatment of DR.. Shops
Rheumatic Remedy for some dis
heartened sufferer in your vicinity.
Make a grateful and appreciative
friend ofsome one who is discouraged
because of the failures of others to
help him. Help me to make this
test, and I'll certainly help your
suffering friend. r. S. Freeman &
Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Half Of the Pleasure.

The youngest girl of Baltimore
family was recently much distressed,
at desert, to discover that there was
ice cream for dinner.
ooh, papa!" exclaimed the young
ster, reproachfully, "why didn't you
tell me this morning that we were 60
ing to have ice cream?"
What difference would that have
made?"
'Lots!" sighed the child. 81 could
have expected it all day!"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
part Of the Treatment.

After being treated by specialist
for a month the stout parsonage anx-
ious to reduce his bulk, received his
bill. He gasped, FASTENED to the doc.
tor, and arrived in great perspiration.
Doctor, DOCTOR" he exclaimed,
breathlessly, this bill is as big as
am. / haven't lost an ounce.
'"Tut, tut replied the specialist, af-
fably, "the bill is part of the treat
ment; I see that 1t has made you per-
spire"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Make Forestry Pay.

Orsa, in Sweden, has, in the course
Of a generation, sold $5,500,OOo worth
of trees, and by means of judicious re-
planting has provided for a similar
income every thirty or forty years.
There are no taxes. Railways and
telephones are free, and so are the
schoolhouses, teaching and many 9TH
er things.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
A NeuIiaent Captain.

Miss Freshly-What are these men
working so hard at, papa?
Mr.. F.-They are weighing the
anchor, my dear.
Miss F.-Goodness, how absurd! If
the captain wants to know the weight
of the anchor why doesn't he have it
weighed beforehand and not wait I'M
til we get ready to start, and then
keep us waiting for the men to weigh
it when we are all ready to go?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
A Real Freak.

Better send an inspector down to
see what's the matter with this mans
meter" said the cashier in the gas
companys office to the superintend-
ent.
"Oh!" began the superintendent,
eve throw complaints about meters
"This is no complaint. He sends q
check for the amount of his bill and
says it's very reasonable"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Old LoHpFeIIow House.

The old Longfellow house In Port
land, Me-, which has long been an
attraction to visitors, will again be
opened to the public, probably on
June o. The grounds are now being
put in order and are to be made an
attractive old-fashioned garden, as in
days long past.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
HIS unrecoenizabie Work.

Met within the drawing room csr-
tain German professor is an entertain
ing old gentleman. To him recently
lady said, when one Of his compost.
tons had just been rendered by one
of the guests, How did you Hike the
rendering of your song?"
''Vas dot my songs?" replied the pro-
fessor. ct did not know him."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
No Doubt

A woman suffrage lecturer recently
brought down the house with the fol-
lowing argument: II have no vote,
but my groom has. have a great re-
spect for that man in the stables, but
| am sure If I were to go to him and
say. John, will you exercise the fran
chise?' he would reply:
Please, mum, which horse be
that?'"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Not That Brand.

"Are you studying Esperanto, MI.
Idiot?" asked the linguist.
81 am not" said the idiot. 81 can
talk too much in English If want to-"
ut is very fine language" said
the t-"condensed, concise, and
easily acquired"
mo doubt" said the idiot. "But I
don't care for potted tongue"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
He Was on the Job.

First Clubman (M. P.)-You say
did nothing during the last session In
the house. Are you aware that I ask
ed seventy questions?"
Second Clubman political oppo.
nent)-What an ignorant ass you
you must be!
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

Pain can be easily and quickly
stopped. Pink Pain Tablets-Dr
Shoop's-stop Headache, womanly
pains, any pain, anywhere, in &c
minutes sure. Formula on the 25c,
box. Ask your druggist or doctor
about this formula-it's fine. Sold
by r. S. Freeman & Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
A SANDER.

SQuaggs-why did the butcher beat
up Longley?
Squiggs-Slander
Squagg s-What'd Longley say?
Squiggs-Said he saw dog down
in the butchers licking his chops, and
a lot of customers quit before it was
explained that the dog was licking his
own chops.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Mo Chance.

II never pretend to know thing
that I do not" remarked Binnie.
when / don't know thing, I say at
once, L don't know It,"
"A very proper course" said Fogg;
"but how exceedingly monotonous
your conversation must be. Binnie."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
An Inspirinu Spectacle.

It is sadly said that there is no
possibility Of exterminating the dog
fish, but it is hoped that the great
damage 1t now does the fishing indus
try of the north Atlantic can be
mitigated. The spectacle of Massa-
chusetts pursuing the doghsh is an in.
spring one.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

Cures baby's Group, Willie's daily
cuts and bruises, mama's sore throat,
grandma's lameness-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil-the great household
remedy.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Reason for Surprise.

Shells that new silk hat you've got,
dear?
He-Yes, Love.
She-What did it cost?
He-Just So, dear.
She-What! Eight dollars? And
not feather on it?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Few Railroads In Tropics.

OF the 100000 miles of railway in
the world only about 10 per cent are
found in strictly tropical territory,
and no more than Is per cent within
what would be termed tropical and
subtropical areas. Tracks abound in
the temperate zone.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
OF couran

MtstFess-Want more wages?
thought you were being very well paid,
considering that I do nearly half the
work.
Maid You forget, mum. how much
1t costs me for advertiser for new sit
uatfons.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

Itch! Itch! Itch!- Scratch! Scratch
Scratch! The more you scratch the
worse the itch. Try Doan's Oint-
ment. 1t cures piles, eczema, any
skin itching. All druggists sell it.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Try Dairying
$500 Per Acre Gets Farm

can cali your own--a farm in the
richest dairying section of the world
"a farm that will net you at least
$1,000 a year when it is under culti-
walton. Surely you won't let an OPP
portunity like this slip between your
fingers? Surely you will at least
go and find out about this land-see
photographs of it and letters from
those who have settled on it.
In order to encourage immediate
action, the American immigration
Co. has allotted to us section of
the town of Round Lake, in Saw
yer Co. This section consists of
three lots for building and garden,
and to each of the first three who
purchase farms we will give a
Town Lot Free
You actually get big Sc acre lot
right in the new town of Round Lake
free, provided you settle there within
oneyear. you are one of the first
threeto reserve farm, one of the town
lots will be saved for you in case you
buy later. So don't delay-drop in at
our Office at once and look over our
maps and photographs. We are the
agents for the land here.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

To feel strong, have good appetite
and digestion, sleep soundly and en-
Joy life, use Burdock Blood Bitters,
the great system tonic and builder.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15

A lazy liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and constipation-weakens
the whole system. Doan's Regulets
Us cents per box) correct the liver,
tone the stomach, cure constipation.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Cough Caution

cough-even from a simple cold only-you should
always heal. soothe and ease the irritated bron-
chial tubes. Don't blindly suppress 1t with q
finally come about. For twenty years DR.. Shoop
has constantly warned people not to take cough
mixtures or prescriptions containing OPIUM.
late though-Congress SAYS Put it on the label:
if poisons are in your Cough Mixture" Goodl
Very good !! Hereafterfo hisveryreasonmotners.
Cough Cure. No poison marks on Dr.. Shoops
labels-and none in the medicine. else it must py
is said to be BY those that Enowit best truly
markable cough remedy. Take no chance then.
particularly with your children. Insist on hRVlng
DR.. Shops Cough Cure Compare carefully the
DR.. Shoop package with others and note the
difference. No. poison marks thereI You can
ALWAYS be on the safe side by demandlng
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
500 An Acre in Onions

A big and a sure profit can be
made from garden produce. Last
year Mr.. John H., in addition to the
$500 from his dairy products, made
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
81 600 Profit a Year

This is the lowest estimate of the
earnings of one of these farms when
completely under cultivation: Many
are making more than this. For
example, Mr.. John H., of Sawyer
County made $1,000 last year. ST.
800 of this was from his dairy pro-
ducts. Wisconsin is now called the
''Dairy State" 1t has become ia
nous for its rich milk and cream,
its beautiful golden butter. The
wonderful big Red Clover" that
grows uncultivated the Round Lake
tract is the best stock food known. 1t
produces butter of unequalled quail
ity. And the product is easy to sell.
Creameries are going UP all over the
state
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Big Money Made AT 1t in Wisconsin.

$3.50 from garden truck. Two acres
of onions brought him in $2Io clear.
An acre of strawberries made him
over a hundred dollars. He banked
$3.50 clear profit from a fve-acre
potato patch. Potatoes are staple IN
Wisconsin. The state has the repu-
tation of growing the finest in the
country. They run us to 800 bush
els per acre.
So you see, you can make big
money in Wisconsin. And as good
as this land is, you can get it for
next to nothing. This is due to a
VERY neci1liar circumstance
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Do,,+ be s1.ve r. the soili

Don't be slave to the soil!
Don't be rooted to the land you
were born onl If you are making
less than 5000 year clear profit,
it will pay you to moVe. For there
is a country that will pay you better
"a land so rich, so fruitful, so
profitable that it will make you a
master of the soil instead OF. slave
to it.
Come to the Round Lake country
in Wisconsin-try dairy farming.
We will show you how to get
into it with a very little money.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Timber Cut in 1895 Helps
You to Paw

For these "cut-over" lands be-
longed originally to the big lumber
companies. They bought them for
the pine lumber, not for farming.
And now they have gotten the pine
timber off, and that pine timber has
paid them a handsome profit. So
they turned them over to the Ameri-
can Immigration Co., and they are
willing to let this land go for almost
nothing to those that know how
to farm it. And you know 1t
must be good land-only good land
GROWS hardwood timber.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Sl6O Gets so Acres

You can get SO acres OF this land
for a cash payment of only $4,000
and you will be allowed ten years
in which to complete your payments.
One hundred and sixty dollars down
gets you a fine 8o-acre farm that you
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-07-15
Town Lot Free

CUT OUT AND MAIL THIS COUPON
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-03-12

j. E. Arnold returned to Medora
last Monday morning after spend
ing Sunday with his family near
town.
Filing and Albert Ellingston,
brothers of c. r. Ellingston, ar
rived last week Friday from WAL
colt, N. OAK, and will remain
here and work with their brother
in the masonary business.
The directors of the United
Lutheran church held their annual
meeting yesterday at which time
it was decided to divide the Ger
man and Scandinavian congrega-
tions and each hire their own
pastor. A financial settlement was
also made and the German congre-
cation now owns one fifth of the
church property while the Scandi-
navians retain four fifths. Rev.
Essex will act as pastor for the
Germans and Rev. Thorpe will con-
tinue as pastor for the Scandi-
navian congregation. A loan was
also made on the property and the
outstanding indebtness will be
paid off.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-03-12

j. r. Waters went to Minot
Thursday for a several days bus
mess visit.
C. H. Moulton went to Sioux
Falls, S. OAK, last Saturday MORN
ing on a ten days business mission.
There will be another dance at
Yates, in the Banner Hall, next
Wednesday evening, March II. 81
for ticket including supper. Every
body invited.
Miss Helen Barber returned
from Bismarck the latter part of
last week where she held position
as stenographer during the legisla-
tive session.
A card from South Heart from
Father A. j. Van den Heuvel an
nounces that there will be mass at
the Catholic church in Beach next
Sunday, March 18th, at 1890.
Messrs. G. B. and C. H. Moulton
are having a car of fine work
horses shipped to Beach for sale.
They are shipping them from Min.
neapolis and they will be here in
few days and put on the market.
B. D. Grant, D. G. Grant and
D. r. Byers, of Princeton, MIMI,
arrived in the city this week and
are looking the country over with
a view of investing. They seem
to be we'll pleased with the country
what they have seen Of it.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-03-12
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Bids will be received up to
March 31st, 1909, for the erection
of two story, and basement,
brick building, to be erected at
Beach, N. Oak. Plans and specifi-
cations can be seen at my store at
Sentinel Butte, N. Oak. Address
all bids to owner, ]. j. BARLEY,
Sentinel Butte. Bids to be accom-
panied by a certified check of $500.
Owner reserves the right to reject
any and all bids. N. A. Freeburg
Of Mandan, architect. j. j. Bart
ley. 1919
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-03-12

Have you followed your neigh
bors example? If not, why not?
Subscribe for the Chronicle.
L. D. Hughes, of Belfield, repre-
senting the Fargo Marble Works,
was at Beach on Tuesday.
John Jaeger, foreman of the
Seven Oaks ranch south of Sentinel
Butte, was in Beach on business
Wednesday.
John Haigh, Jr., returned from
Pickett. Wis, this week, after a
visit there and will look after
cropping his farm near Burkey.
FOR SALE: Southeast quarter
section IL, 139-106; $35. 90 per acre.
one third cash, balance years,
6 per cent. w. Mogle, Beach,
N. Oak.
S. S. Walcott, one of the experts
of the Unitype Company, manu-
facturers of the Simplex typesetting
machine, was in Beach last week
and placed some new attachments
on the machine in the Chronicle
office.
We are in receipt of a post card
from Geo. Campbell, formerly of
the Beach Drug Company, who is
now at Cacolalla, Idaho. He states
that he is pleased with the country
and that he has purchased ranch
there.
Fargo Forum: The Beach
Chronicle reproduced The Ulster
County Gazette of Jan. 4, 1900,
published at Kingston, N. Y. 1t
contained the December proceed
ings of Congress for 1899. There
was an ad for the sale of negro
wench, warranted to be- stout,
healthy and active.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-03-12

George Mcclellan was at Yates
on Tuesday, writing fire insurance
on some of the new buildings re-
Gently erected in the new town.
J. F. Laughton, the party who is
erecting the new bakery in the
easern part Of town, is reported
confined to his bed with typhoid
fever.
John Odden returned the latter
part Of last week from Spring
Valley, Wis, where he spent the
winter. Mr.. Odden has a farm
southwest of town.
Hubert Bares, Of near Burkey,
received his new Hart Parr gaso-
line engine this week. 1t is a o.
horse engine and Mr.. Bares has a
ten share breaker attachment.
j. E. Waters, the loan man, has
rented the building formerly used
by MIR. Kellogg as harness shop.
Mr.. Waters has had the interior
fixed up, rearranged and painted
and he now has very coy quarters.
Eugene Altman returned last
Monday morning from White
Pine, Mont, where he has been
working since last fall. Mr.. ALL
man has farm southwest of town
and is back to look after and pre-
pare to put in his crop.
$50 REWARD: l will pay a re-
ward of $50 for information lead
ing to the arrest and conviction of
any person or persons slandering
my name or character, or that Of
Eugene Randall; or making any
accusation of any nature whatever,
in regard to any alleged robbery.
intend to defend my name and
honor under the laws of our state.
John A. Jaeger.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1909-03-12
Local News |tenlS|

Mr.. and Mrs. John Keohane
visited at Medora last Sunday.
M. w. Power has purchased lot
in the southeastern part of town and
will soon erect a cottage thereon.
There will be another dance at
the Rocky Butte hall on Wednesday
evening, March 18th. Tickets will
be $1.00 as usual and supper will
be served. Good music. Every
body invited. A good time assured.
have several thousand dollars
Of private money to loan on i'm
proved farms, also on committed
and final proofs. III. K. Schuster,
Wibaux, Mont.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-10-22
HAVE THE COAT INTERLINED
Tailoring Tip That May Be Of Service
to Those Ordering Winter
Wraps.

Many persons ordering an autumn
suit and intending 1t to do duty
throughout the winter prefer a medi.
um-weight material, sufficiently inter.
lined, to that heavier quality which
looks too rough and ready for the
early fall days.
Women will endure the excess Of
warmth long before winter makes II
necessary, but they will not put up
with a coat too wintery in appearance.
Just by way Of suggestion, 1t ought to
be generally known that white, woody
felt, which is SO generally used for
interlining, has, in Its loosely woven
fabric, great numbers Of long white
hairs which gradually work their way
through the cloth to the surface. The
constant picking out Of these hairs
can be obviated by the use Of dark
felt interlinings, and, although all
tailors object most seriously to unpro.
fessional interference, II is well to
know an occasional thing and to In.
sist.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-10-22
SAME COLOR AS THE SKIRT
This ls the Latest Edict Of Fashion
In the Matter Of the Separate
Waist.

Since a one-toned costume adds an
appearance Of height, Dame Fashion
now DEGREES that the separate waist
shall be Of the same color as the skirt,
whether It be Of net, chiffon, silk or
any other material, and that its trim
ming be an exact match. Nets OF all
kinds are among the novelties Of the
season, and net bands handsomely en-
broidered in q floss or straw when on
a waist Of the same color, look as
though the pattern we're done on the
waist itself. Another device is flow
ers embroidered in dull colors here
and there on ecru lace. Old rose,
delft blue and green are seen on the
same design. Narrow stripes are the
newest style for tailored waists, with
net stocks strapped over the whale.
bone with bands Of the striped mate
rial and bow to match at the throat
Small neckties are also seen. The
tie worn on waists which go under
a jumper is a long, narrow cravat
caught at the neck with an ornament,
the united ends being finished with
pendants.