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The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-24

Williams Returns With Luce.-City Detective Tom Williams yesterday re- turned from Cincinnati and brought with him c. L. Luce, white man, against whom charges of emb bezzlement and grand larceny stand here. Luce has been committed to the county jail.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-24

Negro Escape Captured.-Police Off, ficers Shirley and Reynolds yesterday captured Henry Turner, colored, an es- cape from the jail at JeffersonFille, Ga, for whose apprehension $25 re- ward was offered. The Georgia au thorities have been notified of Turner's arrest.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-24

Milwaukee Party TOmOrrow.-The Milwaukee delegation of marchers. headed by Mayor Rose will arrive in Birmingham from New Orleans at about g o'clock over the Louisville and Nashville tomorrow morning. They will be met at the station by the mayor and city council and a number of prom inent citizens. After taking in the business section, marching 100 strong to the music of their own band, the Milwaukee representatives will be giv- en a trolley car ride, and other amuse- ments while here.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-24

Negro Held For Robbery.-Frank Williams, a negro, has been committed to the county jail on a charge of rob bery. The negro is alleged to have robbed two white men of about $60 between Ensley and Wylam Monday. He was arrested yesterday by Deputy Gilbert.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-24

League Meeting Postponed. - The meeting of the Business Mems league, which was called for the Hillman hotel Friday night, has been postponed on account of the absence of a number of the movers in the organization from the city. President Ufford announces that it will be held as soon as pos sible and an enthusiastic gathering Is expected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-24

Forty-Third Anniversary-The fam fly of MT. and Mrs. H. E. Shropshire yesterday celebrated the forty-thfr an- niversary of the wedding of their pa- rents. The celebration was attended by every member of the family, includ ing Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Shropshire, Jr., and three children, Dr. c. w, Shrop shire and wife, Miss F. c. Shropshire and w. A. Shropshire.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

The following tracts Of land located In
cheap and on liberal terms, II time II de.
sired
A farm on road leading from Saint
Johns 60 Sc. Andrews church; contain,
ing 125 acres. Dwelling Of ave rooms,
stable and barn. Level and fairiy tim
bered. Son varied.
A farm near, or adjoining the came.
on the Glebe road, containing 22S acres,
level and well timbered. Small dwelling
and stables, barn and corn house In good
condition. Fine tobacco coil.
A farm near Laurel Grove containing
100 acres, more or less. Dwelling and
out houses In good condition. Fine
Tobacco soil.
Also one farm containing 100 acres,
near Jarboesville, Sth District. well
timbered In oak, pire and gum.
The above lands being owned by me,
can be purchased exclusive OF Agents
commission.
In addition TO the above lands, ! hvas
Tor sale the following very desirable
farms in the 9th district, near Charlotte
Railroad, which can be bought at q re-
sonable figures and on liberal terms.
A farm In the 9th District, containing
253 acres; can be divided into two
iarms. On one side 10 barn Of 60x4O,
with large peach orchard; on other side,
two small dwellings, directly on railroad;
both sides well timbered.
Another farm containing 400 acres
building; large dwelling Of 10 rooms
three barns and tenant house. Wei
timbered.
Another farm Of 1913 acres; fine. roomy
dwelling; new barn, 4Ox40; well tim
bered and tenant houses for labor.
Another farm OF 1913 acres; large dwell
ing OF z rooms and 2 barns; heavily
timbered with chestnut and white OAK.
Tenant house for labor.
Another farm OF 163 acres; 9 room
dwelling; nice barns In good repair. ]
tenant house.
The last mentioned four farms '~in
each other, near Charlotte Hall, anu
In close proximity to Railroad.
EN0CH B. ABELL,
Leonardtown, Nd,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11

At this moment, some tumult from
without attracted the attention OF
the inmates Of the chamber, and in-
terrupted the further narrative OF
The Cripple.
At distance. In the direction of
the fort, was seen q guard OF some
ten or twelve musketeers advanc.
ing along the principal street OF the
Getty, led by Captain Dauntrees in
person, and forming an escort to
Cocklescraft and the prisoners who
had been captured with him. Their
progress was impeded by the crowd
that thronged upon their path,
amongst whom were some who scar
cely attempted to conceal their SYM
pathy with the prisoners, aud who,
by signs. IL not by words. cheered
them with the hope of deliverance
from their present durance, Mods
OF recognition were exchanged with
Cocklescraft, and significant ges-
lures made which he was at no loss
to comprehend. The press increas-
ed as they drew near the door of
the Town House. and In the disorder
incident to the introduction OF the
prisoners into the building, more
then one of the late sedition found
an occasion TO assure the master or
the Escalfador. by brief hi mt, OF theft
readiness TO CO operate in seizinQ
the briRantin
Cocklescraft and his crew were
conducted into the presence OF the
Proprietary by Dauntrees, who,
leaving the guard in the hall or
passage-way that separated the
court room from that occupied by
the council, ranged the prisoners
within the apartment on either side
OF the door, which. being left open,
exposed TO view the musketeers,
who were thus In q position TO do
their duty in case any dificulty
should render their Interference
necessary; whilst the crowd, at the
same time, iptruded itself into the
hall with such importantly as to
leave but little space for the occupa-
ton Of the guard.
moodiness that characterized his
bis demeanor after his surrender
on the day previous. He was some
what paler, owing TO the wound
upon mis- brow, which was now
bound up with bandage OF black
silk that, Ia some degree, enhanced
the sickly aspect of his complexion.
Still the fire Of his spirit sparkled
in his unquenched eye. and o sullen
scowl, as he looked Albert verhey-
den in the face, rested on his fea-
lures. A slight but guarded OK.
preston Of surprise flashed across
bis countenance when his glance
encountered Rob Of the Bowl. He
was unaware OF the presence of The
Cripple in the port; nor had be, up
to this moment. ever entertained o
suspicion that Rob had deserted
him. The escape Of the Secretary
he imputed alone 70 the csrelessness
Of the seamen, the failure of the bri-
gantine 20 meet him at the rendez-
vous, he set down TO accident and
unskilfulness. and her presence
now In the hsrbor 70 q cause alto
gether disconnected with any con-
lecture OF treachery In The Cripple.
Even the old mans presence before
the Council. he attributed 20 force,
and Believed him TO be. like him
self. O prisoner. Ia this conviction
he now found himself before the
chief authorities Of the province.
He was. Of course, weaponlsss; and
as alleges were turned upon him, be
stood with folded arms, his cloth
cap dangling from his hand. gazing
in silent deasnse upon the assembly
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11

JOHN PKNDLxToN KENNEDY, IL. d. auth
OF. was born In Baltimore. Aug: ia l76 died
OF Maryland In lsi2; was admitted 70 the bar
In lH6 served In the Legislature In lsO-A ;
elector ON the Harrison ticket In Isi0, and
was Chairman Of the House COMMITTEES on
commerce In Congresas isai-2 He was again
Speaker Of the House In lS4G was Appointed
Secretary OF the Navy iSb2, and aided In nt-
ting cot Commodore PeFry's Japan expedi-
At his death was provost Of the Uniyersity on
Maryland, vfcepres1dent OF the Marylnud
Hstcricai Society, chairman OF the Board Of
Trustees OF the Peabody Academy, Balsi-
more and trusiee OF the Peabody Education-
nj Fund. Was the author OF several novels
and Of o Life OF william Writ.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11
SAINT MARY'S ACADEMY.
LEONARDTowN. Nd.
Conducted by the
SISTERS OF CHARITY,
OF NAZARETH, KY.

Boarding and day School for Young
adiel, situated in the most picturesque
l-art OF beautiful Maryland.
Academic, Intermediate, Elementary
Hnd Commercial courses; special advan-
ages in Music and Vocalisation.
Besides the best moral aud religious
training and thorongh knowledge OF
the eoures pursued, particular attention
10 also given to the cultivation OF lady
like manners, amiable department and
whatever tends to inspire love for che
good. the beautiful and the true.
Various games tend TO render the
students healthful and afford ample op-
portunity for enjoyable outdoor exer-
else.
Parents desiring TO enter their child.
rem win please make application q
once.
For further information and eatalo.
gues, address
SISTERS OF CHARITY,
LII . LDoAARDTovx, u
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11

The first pocket timepieces were
called Nuremberg eggs, after The
city Of their origin.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11
ROB OF THE BOWL.
ALEGEND OF ST. INIGO'S.
By JOHN P. KENNEDY.
J. b LIPPINCoTT COMPANY.
Publishers. Waahingt Square,
Panadsiphia, Sept n, isos
FRANcIs v. KING, Eso..
Leonardo wn, Nd.

instant. we would state that ali iuterest In u.
Z. kenpedy's "Rob OF the Bowl" IN owned
ny thsAuthor's estate. but we have had NO
anAdo not know where 90 direct YOU How
ever, the work n now out Of copyright, and
there is no reason why you might mot re-
pFtnt 10 without permission.
- Yours very truly,
j. b. LIPPfNCoTT COMPANY.
a a X
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-11-11
E. V0IGT
MANUFACTURING JEWELER
726 Seventh Street NOrthVeS ,
BETWEEN G. and a.
WASHINGTON, D. C.
Sassasg7sS7ss9s

Everybody has some friend
whom they wish to make
happy. 1t may be mother
or father. sister or brother. 1t
may be a wife. or it may be a
SWeetheart-a' often them
selves.
Our stock of Jewelry and
Bric-a-Brac Is a complete.
Each piece has been carefully
selected and we feel satisfied
that a visit from you will
bear us out that we have as
fine a selection as can be
found anywhere. Why not
give us a call.
Any article that you may
select will be laid aside and
delivered when wanted. Ex-
perienced clerks. Polite at
tention.
WATCHES. DIAMONDS, EN-
BLEMS. RINGS. SILvERwARE,
CLOCKS and BRONZES. PRAYER
BOOKS rnd MEDALS.
725 7th Street. N. W. Washing
ton. d. C.. is the place and the man
to deal with is Z. VOIGT.
Everyone who deals with Voigt is
pleased.
Nov. Fly.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17

Amherst-s25, 900 railway COM
pany-
LawrenceviIIe - $4,000 creamery
company.
NorfoIk-S5O, 900 development. COM
pany; $4,000 canning factory, $4,000
coal company.
Danville = $4,000 manufacturing
company.
West Virginia.
Warwick-Telepho system.
White Sulphur Springs-S10,0 900
manufacturing company.
Deep Valley-$5,000 telephone COM
pans.
Grafton-ss5.OOO laundry and dye
works.
Cairo-s10.OOO mining company.
Princeton-$30,0 900 water works
company.
Goodman-s1oo, 900 coal company.
" Cameron-S10, 900 oil company.
Wheeling-$50,0 900 express COM
pany.
Biuefeld-s25.0 900 furniture COM
pany; SIS, 900 laundry.
900 railroad COM
pany; $50, 900 oil company.
Buckhannon-$25,00 900 oil and gas
compans.
loan company.
Morgantown-$1, 600, 900 develop
ment company.
Point Pleasant-$1. 900 900 harbor
company.
New Observation-Disclosures insurance
company.
Huntington - $4,000 amusement
company.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
10000 LBS. OF
WOOL SHIPPED
THROUGH CITY
SAVANNAH, GA, BUYERS CLOSE
FOR IMMENSE LOT FROM SAN
IA ROSA COUNTY PEOPLE, THE
PRODUCT BEING ALL HANDLED
BY STEAMER THROUGH PEN
SkcOLA.

Forty thousand pounds OF wool has
been bought by Perry kirkland, Sa-
yannah. Ga, buyer and dealer, from
Santa Rosa county sheep raisers. The
entire lot will be handled throug
this city. it having been decided Oy
Nh, kirkland, who was here yester-
cav. TO have the consignment ship
ned from Milton to Pensacola via
the daily steamer, City o. Tampa, op-
Grated by Captain Charles Mason.
From Pensacola it is transshipped by
rail to its destination at Savannah.
The first lot of the entire purchase
came down yesterday and was I'M
loaded at the City Of Tampa's Palafox
wharf berth. In the afternoon 1t was
loaded on cars and early today will
20 north from Pensacola. The first
portion of the lot consisted Of ia
bales, aggregating 26,1S5 pounds. 1t
was handled without trouble, with no
delay and comparatively little ex-
pense.
II was a pleasant surprise to the
un knowing ones to learn that wool in
such quantities was produced in San
ia Rosa county, and 1t comes from
good source that proper display. tend
Ing to properly exploit such paying
industry, will be made at the ap-
preaching Tri-County Fair. 1t also
comes from a trustworthy source that
all the wool produced in that or Es-
Gambia county can be advantageously
dispoged of, as Savannah buyers are
ready to take over much more than
they have thus far secured.
On the dock as bale after bale came
from the steamer, many stood ana
grew inquisitive. Mr.. Kirkland was
not too taIkative generally, but he
gave the Journal representative to
understand that his deal had been in
every way satisfactory, and that he
again II bought in all 10000 pounds,
and the lot you see here is the first
delivery. Yes, I am perfectly salts
fed with the deal. buy for my
brother, and We are going to handle
all we secure just as this is handled
by steamer to Pensacola, and from
here to Savannah, our headquarters,
by rail-"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17

Nature Gives Timely Warnings That
No Pensacola Citizen Can Afford
To lahore.

DANGER SIGNAL NO. comes
from the kidney secretions. They
will warn you when the kidneys are
sick. Well kidneys excrete a clear.
amber fluid. Sick kidneys send out
thin, pale and foamy, or a thick,
red, ill-smelling urine, eull Of sedi-
ment and irregular of passage.
DANGER SIGNAL NO. 2 comes
from the back. Back pains, dull and
heavy, or sharp and acute, tell you
of sick kidneys and warn you of the
approach of dropsy, diabetes and
BIight's Disease. Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys and cure them per-
manently. Here's Pensacola proof:
w. Z. Stearns, 713 y. DeVilliers
street, Pensacola, Fla, says: ''I do
not know the cause of kidney COM
plant in my case. There were in
tepse pains in my kidneys, back and
limbs, and the kidney secretions were
SO frequent in passage as to disturb
my rest during the night. My body
grew stiff and lame, and l felt all out
of sorts A friend advised me to try
Doan's Kidney Pills and acting on his
suggestion, / procured a box from the
Crystal Pharmacy. They proved to
be just what ] needed, curing me in
a short time. I have not had any
sign of the trouble since"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster MiTburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
PONCE DeLEON.

Ponce de Leon, July 1--we have
good rain, and it is generally report
ed that the corn crop is exceptionally
good.
w. II. Remington has sold out bis
lot, including livery staoIe business,
70 e. H. Hewitt, and moved to the
Mccall place south Of town, while
Mr.. Hewitt has moved into the resi-
dence on Railroad street recently oc-
cupied by Mr.. Remington.
d. H. Andrews, our efficient freight
agent, has been quite sick for several
days.
Henry Crawford, Of Red Bay, trans
acted business iIi town on Thursday.
Rev. j. f. West, who has been
holding a series Of meetings at Dor
cas-, Fla, returned on Thursday night.
Rev. d.. G. STANDBY, an aged and
highly respected citizen, superan-
nuated minister of the NJ. e. church,
transacted business in town on Fri
day.
G. T. McKinnon, ID. A. ellis ane
others from DeFuniak Springs have
been here three days driving up beoz
cattle for the DeFuniak market.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
SAMSON.
snecIaI TO The Journal.


Samson. Ala, July 16.-The barbe-
cue here last Thursday was grand
success. The address of Col. <. y
Price was a splendid piece of oratory,
while Gov. Conner spoke on subjects
OF vital interest to every Albanian
Misses Florrie Malone, of DothaD
and Sarah Walker of Alexandria City
are the charming guests of Miss Will
lie Belle Morris.
Prof. George Grace OF Graceville
Fla, stopped over Sunday with
friends while en- route to Gaskin, Fla,
where he goes to teach a summer
school.
Gordon Mathis spent Sunday with
friends in Opp.
Mrs. Pratt Faulk is visiting friends
and relatives in Dothan this week
]. ]. Morris, was business visitor
to Geneva last Tuesday
Lightning has been playing some
dangerous pranks during the recent
thunder storms. The phone was
struck and some damage done to the
drug store of Knowles & McEnnis
also the barn of Harry OTme, killing
his fine COW.
Miss Matte Farmer is spending the
week with friends and relatives in
Dotban.
Miss Ava Buntt, who has been Wis
iting friends in the city for the past
several weeks, returned to her home
in GTeenville the first of the week
About two weeks ago 1t was discov-
cred that the stock in the sale sta
bles of Henderson & MizeIIe was in
fected with CHAMBERS. A veterinary
surgeon was Immediately sent for.
He condemned several head and had
them killed. 1t is now hoped that all
danger from the dread disease is
past.
] H. Jones returned home last Sun
day, bringing with him his sisters,
Misses Epps and Kate, who have
been on a visit to relatives and
friends in Georgia and Florida.
Miss Ethel Chapman, o. Geneva.
has been visiting friends in the city
for several days past.
The new faculty Of the Samson
High school, as we learn them. are
as follows: Prof. A w Neal, of Wa
tertown, Tenn, principal; p. P.
Johnston, of Samson, Ala, first as
sistant; Miss Gertrude Rhodes. of
Georgiana, intermediate; Miss EuIa
Wright. Headland, primary. All are
teachers of several years experience
and we bespeak for Samson school q
successful years work.
Prof. Simmons, of Geneva. has de-
cided to postpone his school in arith-
metic until a more convenient time
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
CHECK BAD, 4
SOLDIER WAS
JAILED FOR It
HENRY SMITH, AN ARTILLERY
MAN, GETS FOUR MONTHS FOR
INDIScREET ACT - PROCEED
INGs OF CRIMINAL COURT.

Henry Smith, a soldier from Fort
Barrancas, acknowledged in plea OF
guilty before Judge Beggs in the
criminal court yesterday that he was
guilty Of passing worthless check q
few weeks ago. He was fined $50 AMI
costs, or take the alternative of
spending four months on the county
read. Some time since Smith pro-
cured money on a check he present.
ed, making the allegation that his
credit at the bank on which the check
was drawn was good for several hum
dred dollars, when the fact was he
never had cent there.
Other Business.
Keyser Jones and John Lyman, lit
tie black Migrants, were each fined 50
or so days.
Archie Toney, assault and battery,
$50 or six months.
Gene Samuel, lewdness, $50 or six
months
Pauline Gibson, Iewdness, $40 or
four months; for an ARRAY. one cent
or 80 days.
Nancy Samuel, engaging In an af-
fray, SIS or 20 days.
James Townsend, beating way on
train, SIS or 80 days.
Witnesses In the case o. James P.
Schock were discharged until again
sUbpoenaed-
S. B. Bolts pleaded guilty to SELL
ing liquor without a license. Sen
tence was suspended on account OF
his crippled condition.
One Case Today.
The case of George Andrews, the
Greek, charged with selling liquor
without a license, is docketed for trial
today.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17

There Is more Catarrh IN this section
bf the country than all other diseases put
together and until the last few years was
supposed 70 be incurable. For a great
many years doctors pronounced Il a local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
By constantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced 1t incurable. Sci
Bnee has proven catarrh to be constitu-
HonaI disease and therefore requires con-
ktitutionai treatment Halls Catarrh Cure.
manufactured by +. ]. Cheney & Co, To-
Isdo. Ohio Is the only constitutional cure
IN the market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. 1t
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred. dollars for any case Il fails TO
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
. Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
GREENSBORO.
Special to The Journal.


Greensboro, July 16.-Freddy, the
infant son of M. and Mrs. o. P.
Green died Tuesday the 18th, after a
short illness. The bereaved parents
have the sympathy of the entire
community in their affliction.
Mrs. y. L. Blocker, the matron of
the Alabama BTenau, ami a most es-
Unable lady, spent a few days in
Greensboro this week, in the interest
of the Brenau college at Eufaula. She
was a guest while here Of Hotel Es-
sic.
Prof. H. w. Cornett made a bust
ness trip to Concord Monday.
Mrs. P. F. Green, Of Deer Hunt,
came UP Tuesday for few days Wis
it with relatives here.
H. R. NARROW, recently of this place,
but now Of Ffnchburg, Ala, has been
visiting here the last few days.
Rev. w. F. Moore, our Baptist
minister. is moving from Greensboro
to the eastern part of the county.
This leaves Greensboro without a
pastor for the Baptist church
This crop % Florida Sumatra to-
bacco is about all In the barns, and
Is probably the finest crop ever made
in Gadsden county.
R. S. Roddenberry has shipped sew
eral cars OF melons from here this
season. This is the first melons ever
grown here for the market Mr.. Rod
denberry says he will go into the
melon business more extensively next
season.
Judge A. Buford. Of Quincy. and
Pierce McDavid. our county surveyor,
are in Liberty county this week, tim
Der cruising.
We see a good many prospecting
parties going down the A. N. railroad
these days.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
GARBAGE NOT REMOVED
IN OVER TEN DAYS.

Editor Pensacola Journal:
The garbage at St. Katherine's
rectory-502 East Cervantes street.
has not been removed for ten days
The matter has been reported almost
daily to the health office, the mar
shaI's office. police headquarters, the
beard of public works. ETC., and in
each case 1 have been referred to
some one else and nothing has been
done.
A neighbor tells me that the gar
bage from her home has not been re-
moved for a week.
Is no one responsible for this
scandaIous state Of things?
G. MONROE ROYCE,
Rector in Charge Of Christ Church,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17

Milam-$5, 900 telephone company.
Jacksonburg-S10,0 manufacture
ing company.
Charleston-s5 900 laundry; $4,000
oil company.
Jennings-s2OO,000 lumber COM
pany-
Terra Alta-s25.OOo timber COM
pany.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
Practical Idea.

Mrs. Long-''Here's an invitation
to Mr.. Shorts wedding What on
earth can we send the happy couple? ''
Long-"I have it. Short borrower
$40 from me nearly two years ago.
I'll send him a receipted bill"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
Don't Forget the Place,
1875 S. Palafox St.-Forbes
Old Stand-Modern Shoe
Store.
Store.
Their Substitute.

ErsS-"Yes, we bachelor girls often
give asyachting party and never think
CT taking a man along"
Jaek-"WeH, well, don't you ever
ger lonesome?"
Eva-'oh, well, if we do we hug
the shore"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
Mare Of Pals Wisdnm.

Little Willie-'fSay, pa, what is a
philosopher"
PA philosopher, my son, is q
man who can generate a dozen good
and sufficient reasons why other peo-
pie ought to be perfectly satisfied
with their lot in life."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
Alas, Poor Man.

Alice-'I suppose Isabel is COM
pleteIy reconciled to the loss of he-
first husband, isn't she?"
Enlily-"Oh, yes, but they say her
second husband probably never will
become reconciled to it."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-07-17
Wrnnn niannnsir

Gyer-"There goes a man who Is
aclaid to think for himself"
Myer-''Why doesn't he get mar
ried?"
Gyer-~That's the trouble; he is
married"