Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-11-21
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W. Fiddle
If YOU TAKE Manager Lees
word for II, those Socorro miners tried
to do a gold brick stunt.
THE CITY fathers appear not to
appreciate the aesthetic advantages Of
the picturesque tamale wagon.
MR.. ROCK EFELLER'S hook worm
performance has at least succeeded in
making the South good ana sore on
him.
THE ENTERPRIsING owner of a
|tarantula has at least succeeded in in
%iecting a little life into the Dead Let
ter office.
THE RAPID operation and phe-
nomenal output of the Loeb canning
plant would show, If nothing else did,
where Loeb got his training.
MRS. STETSON appears to be out
side the breastworks. Never mind, Au-
gusta-just use "a little Christian
science in the matter and you win for
get II.
WITH A HALF million dollar sum-
mer resort being built at High rolls
the residents of that enterprising
place win be justly known AS high
rollers.
RECENT reports from the Pecos
valley Indicate that the i~rrigating
bitches will soon be overlooking with
the substance thai made John D..
Rockefeller infamous.
UNCLE SAM is confronted with the
painful necessity Of administering a
spanking to Zelaya, which will, of
course, be another case of it-hurts-me-
se-than-it-does-you-my-son.
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DEMOCRACY'S outlook is bright
I'm the territory. AYERS an optimistic
exchange. That's the trouble--the
outlook Is always so bright it gives the
unterrified the blind staggers.
LAST SUNDAY there were sixty
eight travelling men in Clovis at one
and the same time. It makes one weak
to think of the collection Of ancient
anecdotes distributed in Clovis.
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A YELLOW BUTTERFLY in No
Vember is reported from Taos county.
Maybe just another case Of the moth
ana the flame, a stunt which has no
connection with weather or season.
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THE FROST is ON the pumpkin.
the alfalfa's In the shock, the leaves
have fallen, the cottonwood worm has
gone glimmering. and the baseball
bug has fled. But did you ever see
prettier weather?
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THE VIADUCT is to have a new
floor. The driving public gives a low
moan of thanksgiving. Now If they
will put the high speed on those two
new steel bridges across the Rio
Grande things will be looking up
THE INGRATIATING senator Al
drich takes to the jollying stunt like a
veteran II think lots Of farmers"
says Nelson. Yet there are few who |
actually believe that Aldrlch is lying
awake nights grieving over the lot of
the downtrodden tiller Of the soil.
THOSE INSURGENTS have forced
n aVuncular relative Mr.. Cannon to
do some tall explaining, along with
Ballingcr and Others. 1t seems to be
the explanation season for the admin
istration, inc who knows that this
does not betraY the delicate Romance |
chirographY of a shorter and Uglier
president?
THE TtJLAROSA TRIBUNE isn't
that George Curry is going 10
run for delegate. II says; Jus be-
tween ms, we don't believe when the
lands in Tularosa and en-
cages In business that a team of ele-
plants could get him into public Of
flee again. This freshly thought up
tale is the result OF fear hat he
might and the allusion to the politics
Of Mr.. curry is intended for a knock.
4
rs THERE anything less worth
than cranberry ple?' asks the
New York sun. This remarkable
Iuery indicates that some one has
been trying to force the festive cram
out Of its proper place in the
of things. ANY such move
nent should be promptly repudiated.
The Taos Valley News takes up the
'udgel in behalf of the time honored
pumpkin as follows. Everything to
Is place. we suppose. and in season,
one for generation after genera
ion, has considered a Thanksgiving
banquet complete without The brilliant
delcctable sauce which accom-
the turkey, and the expression
turkey and cranberry sauce" is alb
established i'm the English
language. So the cranberry can ION
inue to be admired, honored and en-
DYED i'm its proper place and proper
hnt it should keep out of pie.
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THE MORNING JOURNAL seems
to keep out of hot water over
n the EstanCia valley, It's Just no
Ise-a case Of damd if YOU do and :
amd II YOU don't Hereafter all per
ons interviewed from that section
aust make an affidavit specify
NJ exact location of quarter section,
mail is received; county seat
reference and whether party has
Willard or Estancia affiliations. Just =
stem TO the Estancia News: The Al l
uquerque Morning Journal Of We'd
csday gave r. L. Chapman a nice I
tile ad in regard To his potato crop.
M tten switched MIR. Chapman off :
= living near Mountainair, when in
act his pustufficc is Manzano. u his ,
arm north of the Manzano grant. =
nat this is In line with the policy Of
Journal recently adopted to place
,crything worth having along the
ne OF the Cutoff. as tributary 90
lbuquerquc. our people. however =
the truth ~ soon come u Z