Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1909-11-19
!. BY e. A. MITCHELL.

Ey e. A. MITCHELL.
Copyright, 1909, by American Press Assoc
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Eben Blackburn when he went to
Paris was recognized by every one
as typical American of that class
whose motto is, Every tub on it's own
bottom He not only considered ev-s
cry one beneath him, but every one
above him, his equal. No spirit Of ar
rogance prompted him to set himself
up above the former, nor did any false
mOdesty lead him to shun the latter.
He was as free with the one as with
the other. The result was that he was
popular with all.
Blackburn had risen in his own
country from peddling farmers house
hold necessities in big red wagon t0l
managing director in large manu-
featuring company. At thirty-6ve he
had made money enough to enable him
to see the world, and he saw it. He
liked Paris and stayed there long
enough to learn to converse, after a
fashion. in the French language, and
became interested in French society,".
Not being afraid of appearing at
disadvantage among the better classes,
he walked in among them as if no one
had better right and remained there
because they rather liked him. what
charming effrontery!" they exclaimed.
what droll humor! No one but an
American could thus disregard our con-
ventionalities and be tolerated among
u.s.
But one morning Blackburn left
Paris, followed by the maledictions
of a select circle of French men and
women who had taken him up-that
had they known where he had gone.
There were others, who knew the cause
of the reversal of feeling toward him,
the corners of whose lips curved in a
polite satirical French smile. This is
! the way it came about:
Blackburn gave dinner to the set
who had discovered in him such pi-
quaint American traits. Some evil
minded persons limited that the reason
they fancied him was his dinners and
his theater parties, but this never came
to the ears of any of the circle. The
French are too polite to impugn any
ones motives to ones face. Blackburn
had discovered in Paris an American
scientist whom he had long before
hired to make some Investigations for
him in a process of manufacture and
invited him to the dinner. The scien-
fist tried to beg off on the plea that
he had no evening dress. Blackburn
insisted, and the guest appeared in
pepper and salt suit
Not even French politeness could
keep the company from turning cold
shoulder to the scientist. The poor
| man endured the treatment till it be-
came unbearable, then excused him
self For few minutes after his de-
parture there was an embarrassing
| silence, when Blackburn said:
''ln passing your Hotel de Vile to.
day I noticed the inscription. Liberty,
Equality and Fraternity You talk of
equality in France. but you don't know
the words meaning. In America we
! don't try to tackle. any one of these
| words except liberty. We never prate
about equality, but we don't Judge a
man by his clothes"
Having thus expressed himself, the
host turned the topic of conversation
and, instead of permitting them to fall
into bad humor with him. kept them
we'll entertained and invited them to
another dinner to be given two weeks
hence. when he promised to present
| friend whom he was sure they would
like. All accepted. and the party broke
up with much gayety.
When a fortnight had passed they re-
| assembled to admire the Americans
originality. eat his viands and drink
his wines. He presented to them NJ.
de Pierres. Frcnchman like them
| selves, who was faultlessly dressed,
whose hair had been treated with curl
ing tOngs and whose mustache was
carefully waxed NJ. de Pierres was
not a communicative man-indeed, his
conversation was confined to Ives" and
mo- But since his dress indicated
ClaC ne was gentleman LIE was treat
ed by the other guests with scrupulous
politeness.
The only time during the dinner
that M de Pierres used any words.
excepting such as were monosyllables.
was when the conversation turned up
on soldiers meeting death on the field
Of battle. ''That is not meeting death
at ALL" said he. ut is being over
taken by death and cut down without
realizing it's presence. It is another
matter when ones ending has been
appointed to take place at certain
hour, of which he is cognizant. or when
he is awakened at midnight from
sleep and led to meet the antagonist
whom he knows shall vanquish him."
There was something in the appear
ance Of the speaker-no one could ex-
plain what it was-as he said this to
send cold chills down the back Of ev-
cry one present. M. de Pierres did not
pursue the subject. He took up his
glass, touched it to his lips and set 1t
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