Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1909-06-11
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| believe in the religion of good
fellowship. charity and bencvolencc.
How many lawyers feel that the
protection of 4 client is more to them
than fee?
Any summer girl is willing to
compromise by returning the young
man 5 heart and keeping the ring.
The time to be happy is now, the
place to be happy is here, and the
way to be happy is to make others
happy.
have observed nothing makes Il
man angricr than to say to him.
IN not rs old as you are, but my
advice is, and so on.
There was a young man in Des Moines,
Who desired in wedlock to join,
Said he: It's not grace,
Or beauty of face.
That | IN after. What ! want is COINS
Maiden;
Ma.
Leyden
Jar;
Ma inspectS;
Jar objects;
Loud report;
Cloud and -uaught.
Mrs. Starfsh: "SeemS to me
you come home from the thcater
wearing pretty long face. "
Mr.. StartiSh; 20, well-sad play,
Tragic ending.
Mrs. Startish: why, how did it
end?'
Mr.. Stariish: They married
The page numbers of the Los An
geles Times are printed in point of
type large enough so one can find a
desired page. quickly and rapidly.
without aid of a magnifying glass.
Many other newspapers could pattern
after the Times in this respect, which
would result in delightful praise from
their readers.
1t said Dan Mcnamara, proprietor
of the Olympia Soda Works, makes
excellent ginger ale. Well, know the
person from whom received the in.
formation knows what q good thing
is, and when he says Mcnamara S
ginger ale equals if not excels, the
imported product" that it is true
whether it S so or not. There, now?
An Olympia overdressed young
dude, the other day, after buying q
seal to hang on his chain, said to the
jeweler that he would like to have
something engraved on it to denote
what he was" The jeweler said he
thought cipher would be quite ap
propriate. and the Olympia dude
seemed more than pleased with tht
suggestion.
The Olympim thinks Hamilton
such model prisoner! Soon tn,
Olympiiam will be declaring that pa
rents in Olympia should designate
this fellow Hamilton rs an example
of honor and manly qualities whicl
constitutes an American citizen, t.
their children ! It's good thing TO
the State and a much better one TO
Hamilton himself, that he is priS
Oner.
The men holding State offices il
Olympia were chosen by the peo
pie, who believed them capable ant
honest citizens of Washington. Nov
if they are found dishonest-any @
them-it is the States duty to kicI
them out rapidly and quickly, and
deserved, they should be sent t
, prison, as is the lowest hobo in tn
land who is convicted of stealing an
: robbing. It's ap to the State
I What will it do?
The Eraminer, of Los Angeles
when first started, "as going to pu
: the Times, of that Southern Califol
+ MIA city out of business. To-day tn
Examiner resembles the Olympi
. Recorder in comparison to the n. \
World, as in any way retarding tn
tremendous gain of the Los Angelo
;. Times in circulation or advertising
e The Times is the greatest newSpape
e in the Golden State, barring non'
Hearst missed his guess.
Walter f.. Clark, the Washingto
:, correspondent for the P.-I. has bee
appointed Governor of Alaska. TT
Post t-Intelligencer did not claim it VIZ
through its pull, or influence,
s any shape, form nor manner. he r.
+. ceived the same. Now, if Clark ha
e been connected in any way with II
5. Seattle Times, the color press wou
t. have oeen worked overtime by Il
management of that journal, inforr
le ing its readers how it secured Il
place for Walter
Buy and boost home product
Made in Olympia" is the stick
;. that should be placed on all Olymr
made goods should he stu
on each Olympia oyster that 60
- into the making of an oyster-cockta
.. Olympia has articles OF home man