The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-14
him DIR. Taft, or will ct be the sky
pilot ON the airshdp of state?

him DR.. Taft, or will 1t be the sky
pilot ON the airship of state?
Taft, dun the pulpit, follows the
Roosevelt policies. which come under
the head of the hymn, "A Charge to
Keep Have"
Breaking balloon records at the
ST. Louis celebration; but this lis the
time when EVEN money flies thore.
The Florida Times Union says
"Pellegra may be cured by brandy.
Ahem. Feel lihe pellegra this MORN
ing.
In following Taft's trail to CALI
fornia the ofifoe-seekers will have a.
fine opportunity to take to the woods.
But if the women start the Christ
mas shopping crusade now, we may
have to take yardstick to measure
the bills.
The presidential party will be all
right if that wildcat hunt in Texas
doesn't include the distiIleries OF that
ntame~
1t lis ideal weather for certain big
poliuicians to take a rum before
breakfast and rest for the balance
of their Lives.
''No vote, no wife, says the suf-
tragedies. It's hard to be resigned,
but groceries and house rent are
pretty high ttiese days.
Aviator Curtiss says he found d
boiling spot DIM space" 1t lis possible
that the hot air of the polar arge-
ment rose that high?
Wright won the prize by circling
the Statute of Liberty, which he
doubtless THINKS lis good aH-round
affair.
The first day of October found the
country prosperous enough to look
the national bill collectors in the face
If DIR. Cook takes the matter into
court, the lawyers will draw up
instruments to make UP for
the lost ones.
Cooks greatness grows. His after
DINNER speeches are so brief that all
the other orators have am opportunity
to deliver their goods.
Am exchange asks: ''Why HASN'T
Kansas a song?' when every thine
the CORN crop lis to harvest she gives
the country both a song and dance.
The Boston Journal calls it "The
good ship Roosevelt" but it's COM
will not even promise to be
good.
MIR. Bryan lis willing to- admit that
the republican party has numerous
WINGS" but propheshes that it will
not do amy high-flyAng stunts here
afteG.
A Missouri womam lis suing for
divorce because her husband threw
u biscuit at her. Probably "a slffrar
yetSe, who raised a row over the old
MANS cooking.
After all, the mann who refused to
>at and died of starvation may net
nave been a hnatic, but only a poor
elbow who couldn't hire am airship
10 reach higth prices.
I'm Florida some of the doctors treat
Sellegra with herbs. AS there are
gahhered in the dak o. the moon, in
he ghostly halnts of the graveyard
abbit, tine remedy seems as grim as
HE disease
1uHS CuUCdSO luWUCLI6 says, UAl
Taft lis a good handshaker, but he
gives your hand back to you DIN good
,rder after the shake" Probably that
s what hurts THE office4seekers- they
amt play a full hand with them.
It's a safe bet that somebody is go-
ng to get stuck i'm Secretary Will
'onis What lis Molasses?" inyesti-
9aidion..
If reports coming from the middle
vest are true, there lis a strong
nance that citizen Joseph Cannon
las doomed his last boom.
Now the lids off Jim the five
,orough town. Hearst has accepted
he mayoralty nomination as am
dded STARTER.
'fMan need not die unlessl he
list. But suppose he isn't able to
wants to-" says Philadelphia scien-