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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
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Why should our schools be closed
during the summer?
Is it to give the teachers vaca-
, ton? They certainly need it, but
could not substitutes be found? Is it
for the sake of economy? What
worse economy is there than that
which provided conditions which not
only lead to the tremendous expense
of courts and reformatories, but to
the infinitely greater cost of lives
that have been ruined through that
, mischief which Satan finds for idle
hands?
Boys and girls might be injured
by a twelvemonth application to
books? There are other things than
books in our education. The vacation
school should teach something else
than winter school.
Why not teach a trade? Or play?
At any rate boys and girls ought to
, be kept off the street. And it makes
no difference whether the street is
; in the city or in the small town.
A great many of us think that the
small town street is as demoralizing
as the city street.
Notwithstanding all our talk about
, the new education, our schools still
can be improved. But the reform
that is needed IS not so much in the
curriculum as in the conception Of
the very purpose of school. 1t is all
very we'll to discuss ''Frills" and the
Three Rs" but let us open our
eyes to something more fundamental.
The welfare Of the community de-
mands training in self-restraint and
plain decency.
When that happy day for which
We look dawns and we all come to
our senses, we shall see that the
duty of the State is not to teach boys
and girls for nine months in the
year and then turn them loose for
three months; we shall see to it that
if fathers and mothers forsake their
children then the State shall take
them uD-into school, not Jail. II
it is the duty of the school to keep
growing children from bad influences
in the winter, it is even more it's
duty to keep children from evil in
the SUMNER in The
World To-day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
A BRILLIANT WOMAN.

Tit-Bits, of London, says that there
isn't another royal young woman in
all Europe who would have any show
in a wrestle with the crown princess
of Montenegro Before her marri-
age to the future ruler of the little
principality," it says, princess Dan
lie was the Duchess Jutta of Meek
lenburg, Germany. She is a brilliant
pianist, an expert needlewoman and
a caricaturist Of no little skill, but
her most favorite activity seems to be
the masculine sport of wrestling. She
has specially studied the Japanese
art of jiu jitsu and has SO thoroughly
mastered it that she is almost invar-
iably successful in the bouts in which
she engages"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
HiS Mistake

"Mr. Snyder" said the woman with
a market basket on her arm as she
looked longingly at a basket of tur-
nips, "are turnips twice as cheap as
before election?"
"No'm. They are just twice as
dear"
"But how did that Gomez"
They've simply gone up"
"But a week before election you
assured me that after election they
would be twice as cheap. You must
remember that you did,"
eyes, l think 1 did, but I must
have been absent-minded that day.
Election is over, and it is clothespins
that are twice as cheap. I own up
to the mistake, but you can forgive
one once in four years."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

There is more Catarrh in this section Of
the country than all other diseases put to-
cether, and until the last few years was sup
posed to be incurable For great many
years doctors pronounced it local disease
and prescribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has proven
Catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only con.
stitutional cure on the market. It is taken in
ternally in doses from 10 drops toa teaspoon.
full. 1t acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. They offer one hun,
dred dollars for any caseit fails to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials. Address FL
CHENEY & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
Why Preachers Live Long.

The British statistics of mortality,
just published, show what we ali
knew before that more cIergymen
live to old age than the members
of any other profession. What is
the reason? In part that they are
little older in entering their pro-
fession than in almost any other bus
mess, which cuts out, in the statis-
tics, those that die before 25. Next,
they live a regular life, with nc
excuses; and they take moderate
amount of exercise, while mostly
protected against exposure. Then
something may be credited to the
philosophy of religion, which tends
to an equable frame of mind.-In-
dependent.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
DECORATIONS FOR WOMEN.

There are few decorations for wo-
men in Europe, the most ancient Or
der coming from the Austrian throne.
It is the decoration of the Star and
Crucifix, and is given to women of
high rank. Another is the Luisen,
founded in memory of the beautiful
Queen of Prussia, whom Napoleon in
suited. This order is given to all
classes of women who commit any
great sacrifice.-Argonau
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
Women OficehOldcrs.

The number of women elected to
Office in Ireland during the present
year is a source of much satisfaction
to the advocates of equal suffrage.
Five women-Mrs. l.. A. Barr, Mrs.
Griffin, Miss Hamilton, Lady Dock
rell and Miss G.. Leake Griffin-were
elected as urban district and town
councillors. Forty-three were elect
ed as rural district councillors and
poor law guardians, twenty of them
for the first time. AS poor law
guardians there were no less than
1913 women elected during the sum
mer alone The Irish Woman's Suf-
frage Association held a brilliant
meeting in the Mansion House in
Dublin by permission of the mayor
in the first week in September.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
WOMEN FIGHT HARD.

Some women will fight hard for a
vote, but the average woman will
fight harder against removing her
carefully adjusted hat in public
place, with no mirror to show her
how her hair looks. Wherefore the
Paris police are to be commiserated.
One paper suggests forbidding any
woman admission to the theatre who
is wearing an ordinary hat. That, it
is thought, would lead to the instant
and general adoption of some cover
ing for the head which wouldn't cut
off the view of the person in the seat
behind. Would it do that, or would
it reduce the box office receipts OF
the theatres New York Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
IT Drnpnded.

Long after midnight the suburban
man sat on his front step listening to
the dismal howl of a relentless canine.
awful racket" commented big
policeman, sauntering up the avenue.
''Terrible!" agreed the man on the
steps.
Wonder you don't make a COM
plant"
well, I'm just waiting"
MAY l ask what you are waiting
for?'
Certainly! l am waiting to find
out if that is my dog or my neighbor's
dog. If it is my dog-well, you
know, we all have to put up with I'M
seemly noises sometimes, but if it's
my neighbours dog-bust if 1 don t
shoot him! ''-Answers
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
NO ROOM For DOUBT.

The elderly lady who was looking
through the shop of a dealer in
knickknacks picked up small hand
bag. Are you sure" she inquired,
that this is a real crocodile skim"
absolutely certain, madam" re-
piled the dealer 81 shot that croco-
die myself"
ct looks rather soiled," observed
his customer.
Naturally, madam" explained the
salesman. THAT is where it struck
the ground when 1t tumbled off the
tree" -Philadelphi Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
Historic Relic,

The visitors in the historical mu-
scum gazed curiously at small
feather pillow which nestled in a
glass case.
II don't see anything unusual
about that pillow" remarked one OF
the visitors, turning to the guide
tits a very valuable pillow re
piled the guide. ''That is Washing
tons original headquarters. Lip
pincott's.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
HIS GLASSES.

I'm troubled a great deal with
headaches in the morning." said
Luschman. Perhaps it's my eyes;
Go you think I need stronger
glasses?"
NO." replied DR.. Wise, meaning
ly; what you need is not stronger
glasses, but fewer. "-Catholic Stan
dard and Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

remained almost six months, but my
case seemed hopeless. The urine
passed involuntarily. Two months
ago I began taking Doan's Kidney
Pills and the improvement has been
wonderful. Four boxes have done me
more good than all the doctoring of
seven years. have gained so much
that my friends wonder at it.
Sold by all dealers. soc. box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
CIJTRS AND HOME DUTIES.

To say that such and such person
is a club woman does not necessarily
mean that she deyotcs the best part
of her time to her club. Perhaps
there are women who, when they are
club members, let their other duties
slide, but not so with the society
woman of to-day. 1t may truly be
said Of her that she is systematic and
each day her work is planned in view
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
SAVED AGAIN.

"Aha!" exclaimed Mrs. Jellus. 81
was behind you coming up the street
just now and you rubbered at every
pretty woman you passed"
''At every stylish woman" correct
ed resourceful Mr.. Jellus. ST was
just taking note of the gowns, my
dear, with a view to buying you a
nice one. "-Washington Herald
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Domino Cakes-Dominoes not difficult to make. Beat
half pound Of butter adding gradually two cupfus
sugar. add the yolks of four Beat thoroughly;
fold the welbeaten whites and three cupuls OF
pastry flour sed with two teaspoonfus of baking powder
into shallow the depth of half inch
Bake in moderate for fifteen minutes. When done
cloth to COOL and when cold cut with sharp
knife into oblong pieces the shape and size of domino
the with white icing When this has
hardened dip melted chocolate and
the dots of the dominoes. Children
always delighted with these little cakes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Successful objection has been made
by the medical and scientific men OF
Berlin to the form of the proposed
memorial to Virchow, which Is not
a statue of Virchow, but introduces as
the chief group symbolic represen-
tation of his lifework in the form
of a struggle between giant and q
fabulous beast, while on pedestal
a medallion portrait of Vtrchow is
placed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

1t has been frequently noted by
aeronauts that the barking of a dog
is always the last sound they hear
from earth, and it has been discov-
cred that this can be heard under
favorable circumstances at an eleva-
ton of four miles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

says: in q railroad
collision my kid
neys must have been
hurt, as 1 passed
bloody urine with
pain for a long time
after, was weak and
thin and SO I could
not work. Two years
after I went to the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
COMFORTING

Husband-"It is a great thing,
that accident insurance. I have taken
out a policy so that if, for instance,
| merely break my arm receive ST.
500"
Wife-"Wouldn't that be nice!
Then 1 could take a trip to the Ri
viera. "-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
THE EXPLANATION

"There goes a man who has never
spoken an unkind word to his wife, y
said Willoughby.
Fine! Who is he?" asked Dor
rington.
Hes a deaf and dumb old bach
e1or named Harkaway," said Will
Observation-Disclosures Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
AMATEUR MARKETING.

II don't know much about buying
meat" admitted the young husband.
"How do the prices RUM"
According to location" explained
the dealer
"Then gimme two-pound roast,
best you have in the orchestra circle. I"
Washington Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
1T don't take no Sherlock Holm
LIKE JOHN D.

Think how wealth is flattered and
fawned upon"
''It is, eh?" replied Senator Sor-
ghum. ''Have you eyer noticed the
icy reception accorded to a corpora
ton king when he tells some candi-
date he is going to vote for him?"-
Washington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
FEMININE OPINION

Mrs Hyker-"So you met my hus-
band, did your"
Mrs. Pyker-"Yes, 1 met him at
my husbands Office last week."
Mrs. Well, what is your
opinion of him?"
Mrs. Pyker-"I think he is badly
henpecked, but doesn't know IT,
Boston Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Peruna Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen:-I can cheerfully recommend
Peruna as an effective cure for coughs and
colds. .,
You are authorized to use my photo with
testimonial in any publication.
Mrs Joseph Hall Chase,
so4 Tenth St., Washington, d. G.
Could Not Smell Nor Hear.
Mrs. A. L. Wetzel, 1923 Ohio St., Terre
Haute, Ind, writes:
"When I began to take your medicine |
could not smell, nor hear. church bell
ring. Now l can both smell and hear,
"When l began your treatment my head
was terrible l had buzzing and chirping
noises in my head.
II followed your advice faithfully and
took Peruna as you told me. Now l might
say l am well.
IL want to go and visit my mother and
see the doctor who said [ was not long for
this world. I will tell him it was Pef'tnG
that cured me-"
Peruna is manufactured by The Peruna
Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Ask your Druggist for Free Pc
9-,ta,G Almanac for 1909.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

The potato, which was already Gull
tivated in America when the con-
tinent was discovered, is spontaneous
in Chilli. 1t was introduced to Eu-
rope in 1880 and 1886 by the Span
iards, and almost at the same time
by the English, who brought it from
Virginia, where it had appeared
ahOut 1870
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
DeDends UDon the Motive,

The morality of an action depends
upon the motive from which we act.
If l fling half-a-crown to beggar with
intention to break his head, and he
picks it up and buys victuals with it,
the physical effect is good; but, with
respect to me, the action is very
wrong.-Johnson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

The latest plans of the Brazilian
authorities interested in improved
agricultural methods in Brazil is to
employ number of travelling pro-
fessors of agriculture, who shall Wis
it different sections of the country
and give practical instruction in
modern agriculture. Experimetal
fields are also to be established in
this connection
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
The Highest Product.

Man is the highest product of his
own history. The discoVerer finds
nothing so grand or tall as himself,
nothing so valuable to him. The
greatest star is at the small end of
The telescope, the star that is looking,
not looked after nor locked at
Theot2re Parker
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
TAX ON FOREIGNERS.

According to reports from the 9TH
err side, Paris may soon declare tax
on all foreigners visiting that city,
said Mrs. Perry E. Miller, of Boston.
to the New York Evening Telegram
eve are told that the revenues OF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
NO MORE DAMAGES.

"You want to get damages, I sup
pose" said the lawyer to whom Mrs.
Doloyan's husband escorted her on
the day after she and Mrs. Leahy had
INDUCED in a little difference of opin-
ion.
"Damages!" echoed Mrs. Donovan,
shriliy. Haven't l got damage
enough already, man? What I'm af-
ter is satisfaction" - Youths Com
panion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
HANDS RAW AND SCALY.
Itched and Burned Terribly-Could
Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh
CrackinR - Sleep impossible


Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh
Cracking - Sleep Impossible -
Cuttcura Soon Cured Eczema.
"An itching humor covered both my
hands and got up over my wrists and even
up to the elbows. The itching and burning
were terrible. My hands got all scely and
when I scratched, the surface would be
covered with blisters and then get raw.
The eczema got SO bad that could not
move my thumbs without deep cracks ap-
pearing. I went to my doctor, but his
medicine could only stop the itching. At
night 1 suffered so fearfully that I could
not sleep. l could not bear to touch my
hands with water. This went on for three
months and 1 was fairly worn out. At last
I got the Cuticura Remedies and in q
month I was cured. Walter H. Cox, 16
Somerset ST., Boston, Mass, Sept. IS, 1908. "
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
of Cuticura Remedies. Boston. Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
6 81: s:' ": e TbOnpsOnS

The process for distilling the dye
from which the brilliant robes OF
the Catholic cardinals are made has
been kept secret in Protestant
French family for many generations
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative, agree
ably stimulates the liver, corrects constipa-
ton and relieves clogged system. Write for
samples. Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Love is blind to most of the dan
ger signals. B. N. U. =.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

It's awfully hard to find your con-
fidence after it has been misplaced
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Old maids can't be happy, because
they don't have so much TO worry
about.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Manoramabal, daughter of Pundita
Ramabai, and vice-principal of the
Sharada Sadan, the school for girls in
India, which is supported by the
American Ramabai Association, is to
visit this country.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
THE CRANK.

tsYou say there is nearly always
something broke about your automo-
bile?"
YES" answered Mr.. Chuggins,
nervously.
What is it, as a ruler"
me. '-Washingto Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
WOULDN'T DO A MEAN TR

WOULDN'T Do A MEAN TRICh.
Gateman Cat the musical comedy
Don't you want to come back?"
Castleton-"No."
"Well, take this pass check, any
way. You can hand it to some chap
on the outside"
'My dear fellow, I haven't an en-
envy in the world. Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

THE WAY OF THE WORLD.
A hen laid two eggs with exactness,
For which she's true benefactress;
Cook the good one did bake
In a nice angel cake;
But the bad one got mashed on an actress!
-Lippincott's.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Man can experiment with life in
an infinite variety of ways; he has
to take death as he finds it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Piles Cured in 6 to II Days.
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. Soc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
EXCITEMENT ALWAYS AT HAND

"Why are women more subject to
ennui than men,"
his mustache or start to raising one"
-Pittsburg Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
nervously.
ACQUIRED A JERKY GAIT.

s'See that fellow walking with one
foot on the curb and the other in the
gutter?"
yep"
cit don't take no Sherlock Holmes
to guess that he summered in the
mountains - Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
HURT IN A WRECK.
Kidneys Badly Injured and Health
Seriously Impaired.

William White, R. R. man, 2O1
Constantine St., Three Rivers, Mich,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08
PHOTOGRAPH.

}CLAssIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Thtrty~nine japanese banks sus-
pended III 1907.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-01-08

Only One "Bromo Quinine''
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of E. w. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-13
PAN=AMERICAN RAILROAD
PROPOSED BY BARRETT
Capitalists Asked to Finance
Construction Work

WASHINGTON, June 12-Several
railroad magnates have been ap-
preached of late by officials of the Bu-
reau of American Republics with a
view of interesting them in the con-
struction of a Pan-American railroad
through Southern Mexico. Central
America and far into South America
Among these was E. H. Hartman.
whose Southern Pacific line already ex-
tends southwark toward the points de-
sired to be reached.
As yet none of the capitalists have
informed the bureau of an intention to
construct such a road, but Director
Barrett believes that by the time the
third Pan-American conference meets in
Buenos Aires next year a definite
proposition will be ready TO submit to
the American nation.