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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Translated by Maude Marie.

Verify, my daughter, there are three req sons why man seeketh to kiss thee: CD For curiosity. (2) For vanity. (3) For amusement. And the greatest of these is amusement.
 Go to! Come not unto me crying, "I could not help it! To he took me by surprise. Yea, have been kissed against my wil!"
 For this is white lie. And I shall say, Ha! Hal"
 Then when man seeketh to kiss thee, mur- mur not, "Oh, please don't !' neither 'How dare you sir !'' for he hath heard these words from many damsels before; yet hath he kissed all of them, rejoicing in their con fusion and mocking at their easiness.
 But wise maiden knoweth way! Yea, when youth of great freshness cometh unto her, saying Thy lips are a temptation, and I shall kiss thee?" she putteth up her chin and yawneth conspicuously, remarking, Oh, very well! Go ahead"
 And To he doth not kiss her, but departeth hastily, never to return! For she has taken the edge off his enthusiasm, likewise off his vanity.
 Lo! come not unto me crying, "How now! I am stared at on the street by every little upstart and may not turn my head to glance into shop window, lest something in green hat try to flirt with mel"
 Foolish one! charge thee, when com mon or garden flirt gazeth at thee, return his gaze Yea, stare at his feet And the but tons of his shoes regard with scientific con sideration.
 For, having no skirts under which to hide them, he shall shuff1e and wax embarrassed, and he cannot escape too quickly.
 Say not unto me, "A bore pursueth me, and cannot get rid of him. To! he haketh me to suffer the tortures of great ennui! And nothing moveth him!''
 Beloved, hast thou asked that bore to mar ry theea Yea, hast thou inquired of him concerning his intentions! ,s For this shall move him. Yea, he shall move so rapidly that thou shalt think thou hast seen a comet passing.
 Verify, verify, it is easier to freeze any man out of the love game than to lure him into it. And if thou canst not freeze him thou canst frighten him.
 For to turn out the loveight is as simple as turning out the gas. Selah!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Large Standing Army.

rom the Philadelphia Press.
 The regular army is today larger ths, { has been in our history, and pres; lent Taft justly urged in his sneOsh that it should be larger still. It pnn. oered when the last return was nph. lished about 7S,000 in all, staff ana line. This is less than 1000 to each l,000,000 population. Were the army raised to the number permitted bv law, 100000, the country would approve
 The regular is also today, thanks to the last militia act, in closer touch with the National Guard of each state .bap in the past. But our military estab isb. ment, Federal and state, is still without comprehensive plan linking all the various units and providing for their mobilization.
 We're war to come our regular crmy would be three times it's largest size when the Spanish war began, but there would Do the same confusion, the same waste, and the same costly and peri. lous lack of efficiency and organizs. tion at the opening of the struggle, OF which President Taft justly touches, as has marked every previous war in our history.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
FRENCH SHOPPING MANNERS

A feminine writer in one of the current mag azines contrasts the lot of the American woman most unfavorably with that of her French sis ter in certain phases of everyday life and es- pecialy felicitates the latter that she is so ire quently accompanied by her husband on shop ping expeditions, whereas the former rarely very rarely--s so blessed and made glad
 We do not know that this is because the French have better shopping manners than we on this side the Atlantic, but it may be so. We had hoped ours were no worse; but that was quite as far as we dared go. Certainly the temptation to the American man to go shopping with his wife is remote in the extreme, in all the usual circumstances. If shopping were merely the carrying out of prearranged pro- gram--the consummation of plan carefully thought out before leaving home--we have no doubt it would be very nice, and husbands gen. erally would willingly and even interestedly participate therein. But it is not that way al belt we speak it much more in sorrow than in anger. The average American shopping expe- dition is rushing, strenuous battling, exhaus- tive affair; charming enough in every essential detail to womankind, mayhay, but calculated seriously to upset masculine poise and, we fear,
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

good nature as we'll Woman shops precipitate- ly; with perfect knowledge that she is on her way; but with no detail knowledge as to just ex- actly where she is going, nevertheless. She has her favorite marts to be sure; she knows where she gets a square deal and all that. She seeks out such places-then she scrambles
 We suspect the French go about their shop ping in more orderly and leisurely manner than we do. We are prone to consider them an emotional people; and we would expect them to approach their undertakings of this persuasion pretty much after the fashion we employ. And yet if French husbands are given to accom- panying their wives on their shopping efforts, we are disposed to conclude that the exact re- verse must be true We reason not so much along theoretical lines as by analogy, and in the light of experience and example. We half way suspect too, that the French woman has de- cidedly the better of her American sister, if she manages to handle her shopping problems in the manner indicated by the writer whose words we have been led to consider.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
EXCELSIOR! wHooP! GoLLY! BwANA TuMBo

The natives in RooseveH's hunting party have named him BWand Tumbo, O. "Port- ly Master.")
 The shades of night were falling fast When through an Afric village passed A youth who bore mid fields of rice A banner with the strange device:
 BWANA TUMBO! His nose was flat, his feet were bare, And cocoanut oil shone in his hair, But on his beefsteak lips there hung <. A warming in his native tongue:
 BWANA TUMBOi Whats coming off" the old man said, Emerging from his hut with dread. Ills it fire, murder or suicide9" And loud the stranger's voice replied:
 BWANA TUMBO!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
The crea. Harmonizar

From the Charleston News and O0Ir ya,k
 The suggestion of the New ,s.s World that MT. Taft be engaged to sss 'oa the democrats three days ln tne ro, and the republicans three days os.y, ID bad. This would give him his eu n. of. That somebody ought to e". .,ss, democrats in congress is veIy ,s. from the reports made in the 00's sional Record.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Cieveaand's Proud Boast

From the Cleveland Leader . S,eh
 We hate to arouse the envy 1" ,s,ou. benigbted villages as Gotham, hos :''s. ,o and Pitssburg, but it is pniy rn cir state tbat Cleveland has had IVY s,s,. cuses already this season, and '' ing another soon.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
But Polly Put If On

From the Richmon News Leader
 Why should it make any difference .. the Charlotte (N. c. Observer xbo's business it is to 'put the kettle o0 :, since Charlotte is prohibition toun and, moreover, this is the season fo, hot Scotei?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Thursday, June 10, laOo
PRESS COMMENT
Something in q Name
Prom the Springfield Repnhliea.

From the Springfield Republican
 At this particular time it ia catastrophe to a well-known write, s@ s' English magazines, popularly kpoun ' VI J. Ellis Barker, to have his actual r.n = exposed to the British public I rr Barker turns out to be J. Etzh.ot4 and no J. Eltzbaeher can have . slightest influence in the British ;,,. The person who exposed him bsS mean streak.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
A Ha,rcutter rha. cant Taih'

From the Chicago Record hefS,s. ..hrs
 Somebody has invented s tried for cutting hair. People who na.s .. it say that it has some deis. .a, ar haircut.er, but the triumphant made nouncement that it can't taIk,
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
MORNING SMILES

Fishermdm's Optimism Where circling ripples swish And eddies play The biggest, finest fish
 All get away. But let us not despair
 Or yield to woe. Those big ones will be there Next time we go.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Old but True

There is a deal of fairness About that tune Pertaining to the rareness Of days in June.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

ee Representatives of the El Paso Herald state that El Paso business men claim they are get ting good results from their Herald advertising in this section of Arizona. Whats that And are the merchants of Globe paying bonus for this service?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

The Houston Post is unreasonable when it kicks against the payment of the sheriff's fee for the collection of that Waters Pierce Oil company fine Why should not the sheriff have Ia little easy money now and then as we'll as Grand Old Texass
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Arc They Cannibals7

From the St. Louis Post-Dispa'cn,
 At a recent dinner in New iofA UaSs n. kangaroo meat was served. t'en tho 400 may eat the monkey
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
That's tue Que

Whats that old proverbs"
 "What old proverbf"
 'The one illustrating lack of foresight" 'sYou mean about locking up the garage after the auto has been taken for joy ride2"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

"Women, mind your own affairs" advises Mrs. Hetty Green. And they will, too provided they can get through with their neighbors in time
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

You cannot lose the true optimist. The De- troit Free Press reminds us that time must come in spite of all contrary appearances when the senate will vote on the tariff bill
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

Some one has written the history of the Smith family in one volume. Unquestionably large number entitled to honorable mention must have been left out
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

Money invested in Globe business property will earn more than twenty per cent And five and ten year leases are sought. The best, safest and most profitable investment in the world
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

We note with interest that spectators hurled gibes at the street ear men all day long'' in Philadelphia. An occasional brick seems to have been hurled here and there also.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

A Kansas girl who is said to have outtalked MT. Wu" once upon a time, is to wed. There have been brave men since Agamemnon, but none of them had anything on the prospective bridegroom in this case.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

"What is breakfast without cantaloupea" inquiries the Jacksonville Times Union. A reg ular habit with most of us.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

The Silver Belt has a larger circulation from the Atlantic to the Pacific than any newspaper in the southwest, barring the Los Angeles Times and Examiner Proof if you want it.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

"Mr Fprliotosqely of this city was robbed of $9 in cash the other day. says the. Ohio State Journal. An unspeakable outrage, we should say.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

Young man, if you find yourself getting sweet on one of these summer girls, do not rely on absent treatment to win your case for you
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
One Test

From the Springfield Republican
 One test of statesmanship is to bsv, he votes, and Senator Aldrich b., em.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

That Chicago woman who wants a divorce and aimony because her husband uses practi- caly all of his income to pay his three former wives their alimony evidently does not care where the man in the case gets off.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
4 Business Formula

"I must say he was very business-Gke with his proposal"
 "As to how, my dearf''
 "Told me to consider myself engaged"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

"We will lay million on the accuracy of the statement that it was Johnny put the kettle on, '" says the Nashville American. It was as surely Johnny as that you will lay million on it.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

About all the real newspaper advertising that Globe has received has been given it by the Sil- yer Belt and this will be truth of the future. And the Silver Belt has the outside circulation
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

This is the season when the sour boy gradu- ate and the June bridegroom do not cut much ice, no matter how deserving they may be.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

Ground floor opportunities are now on in Globe. Don't be hindsighted
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

There will be no dull months in Globe the coming summer.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

''Richard Strauss is going to write light opera,' notes the Louisville Courier-Journal. Doubtless it will be perfectly grand compared with some light operas, however.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

There seems to be decided uncertainty whetn- CT the amount left in the Philadelphia treasur' by the outgoing administration was $l.23 e $153. The truly remarkable thing, however, E that 1t was either.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
Take Your Choice

Take Your Choice "Home is where the heart is," so the poets say. But some declare that home is where the grouch is on display.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
4 Spartan

4 Spartan ''Sir, your son has joined college fraterni- ty."
 ''Is this scheme to break some bad news gentlya If so, spare your pains. Tell me inn mediately what has happened and what hospital he is att
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
He Wonders

''Some poets claim to be inspired" @ "WellY'
 "I wonder if that includes any of those who write dialect versea'
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

The New York Journal of Commerce dis poses of Democratic Principles" in half col umn. We have no idea it could dispose of deu- ocratic lack of principles in any such limited space.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

Governor-elect Brown of the Cracker state may be able to converse in Greek as easily as ill English, as one of his friends says, but that Greek line of talk is not calculated to make much of hit
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

Mir. Cash of the Florida legislature, wants to purify the primary election laws. The less cash figures in the primaries, the better it will be, we think.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
He Does

.'Vacations are good things"
 "Yes; a man certainly needs rest after planning and packing for one."
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

"Oh, stay!" the maiden murmured, "Do-
 "We have stewed dog on today's menu" The water dripped from his pensive mouth,
 But he only answered, pointing south,
 BWANA TUMBOi In vain the simple village folk Implored the yonth to explain the joke; He simply flashed his banner quaint Which bore the words in fresh black paint:
 BWANA TUMBO! But presently the jungle shook Till tremors stirred its fnrthest nook Approaching fast and then much faster, He came they saw, the "Portlv Master,'
 BWANA TUMBO!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

pose to tax them but they probably will not try to play any Boston tea party prank on us new ertheless. The spirit of '76'' works fine sometimes.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

This slogan" fad is getting fierce. Already we have "Kansas Can," "Me for Michigan ,'' "Jaw for Georgia" "La Louisiana, y "Talk for Texas" and "Oh, you, Ohio," and the end IS not yet, we fear!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10
The Sayings of Mrs. Solomon

(Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundreth wife)
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-10

ENTERED AT THE posrorr1cE IN GLOBE, AR1z, AS sECoND-cLAss MAIL.
 39S3SNlIIzaseD
 There will be no dull months in Globe the coming summer.
 Ground floor opportunities are now on in Globe. Don't be hindsighted.
 "What is breakfast without cantaloupe9" inquiries the Jacksonville Times Union. A reg ular habit with most of us.
 This is the season when the sour boy gradu- ate and the June bridegroom do not cut much ice, no matter how deserving they may be.
 Young man, if you find yourself getting sweet on one of these summer girls, do not rely on absent treatment to win your case for you
 ''Mr Fprliotosqely of this city was robbed of $9 in cash the other day. says the Ohio State Journal An unspeakable outrage, we should say
 Some one has written the history of the Smith family in one volume. Unquestionably large number entitled to honorable mention must have been left out.
 You cannot lose the true optimist. The De- troit Free Press reminds us that time must come, in spite of all contrary appearances, when the senate will vote on the tariff bil
 
 We note with interest that spectators hurled gibes at the street ear men all day long'' in Philadelphia. An occasional brick seems to have been hurled here and there also.
 Money invested in Globe business property will earn more than twenty per cent. And five and ten year leases are sought. The best, safest and most profitable investment in the world
 The Silver Belt has a larger circulation from the Atlantic to the Pacific than any newspaper in the southwest barring the Los Angeles Times and Examiner. Proof if you want it.
 About all the real newspaper advertising that Globe has received has been given it by the Si- yer Belt and this will be truth of the future And the Silver Belt has the outside circulation
 "Richard Strauss is going to write light opera" notes the Louisville Courer-J Journal Doubtless 1t will be perfectly grand compared with some light operas, however.
 "We will lay million on the accuracy of the statement that it was Johnny put the kettle on, {" says the Nashville American. It was as surely Johnny as that you will lay million on it.
 The New York Journal of Commerce dis poses of Democratic Principles" in half a col umn We have no idea it could dispose of den- ocratic lack of principles in any such limited space.
 The Filipinos man not like the way we pro- pose to tax them but they probably will not try to play any Boston tea party prank on us new ertheless. The "spirit of '76" works fine sometimes.
 This slogan" fad is getting fierce. Already we have "Kansas Can," "Me for Michigan "Jaw for Georgia" ''La Louisiana" "Talk for Texas,' and "Oh, you, Ohio," and the end IS not yet, we fear!
 A Kansas girl who is said to have "outtalked MT. Wu" once upon a time is to wed. There have been brave men since Agamemnon, but none of them had anything on the prospective bridegroom in this case.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-18
OFF YOU HAVE A
BARGAIN,
SEE us.
IIF YOU ARE
LOOKING FOR A
BARGAIN,
SEE us

5 fCo.Oo--Cssh; 4-room modern, red press
ed brick lawn. cement walks all
taxes paid; lot 80 by l25 feet.
southeast, $4,000.
s 500 .Oo--Cash; 5-room wei built frame,
lot 80 by 1919 feet; good chicken
coops and runs buggy shed and
barn: $4,000
5 6Oo.Oo-Cash 5-room modern brick
southeast. trees, sidewalks etc.
Lot s7h by 1856 feet to alley.
S2S50.O0
e5O.oo--Cash; new 5-roorn modern frame.
~ blocks from Temple lot li4 by
10 feet S335o.Oo
s 80 .Oo-Cssh. 7-room brick on car line.
cement sidewalks lawn, trees and
water In house lot % by lS feet
Poplar Grove $4,000.
1880 .Oo-Cash 4-room brick. good barn,
lot 90 by l59 feet. nice corner,
southwest
Big snap. See it 10 appreciate
$500 oO-io- room. new modern frame. all
large rooms; , baths, lavatories
Will rent for $3.50 per month; y
blocks from Temple Lot 4lis by
Sla feet Very reasonable terms
Some bargains in Lots.
8 47S.OO-Ss by 81 feet on Denver Ave
just below 9th South. $1,000 cash
5 s76. Oo-2it by 10 rods on 4th Avenue
just on Canyon Road.
s 100 .O0-Nice corner 18th South and 2no
East 20 by iSo feet; $3.50 cash
s So 0-4e by sen feet corner OF nenyet
Avenue and 9Th South; $1,000 essh
1850 .co-s rods on nth East between sr,
and 4th South. Reasonable terms
$3.50 O0-5 by 10 rods eth. South betweei
9th and 9Th East suitable terms.
| Apply 10 us for Business Sites in am
part OF the city. especially MAR
and State Streets
MOTHER EARTH" protects all VIII,
come within her folds put YOU
savings there ana he Independent
when your hair Is gray and yoi
are unable 10 work longer. GU
| business Is 10 md the best invest
msnts for YOU
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For che EI0nme-seeker
10Th So. Boulevard
Frontage is very cA0ic

Fifth East, Commonwealth and Utopia
Avenues also offer desirable home-site
frontage-with modern Improvement
see them now-makc your choicc--call
phone or write-and at once
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WANTED

Vacant property. east side Advise Us
= haf y1u have 40 ofer
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S2i0o--5-room frame fruit and shade
trees lawn, barn and buggy shed
lot sisXiQ.
seo0o-1-room frame lot SALE feet; terms.
f3ooo--5-room modern buff brick. lawn
front and back. fruit trcos. lot ~
Xi2b North Bench
sg75o-S-room modern brick northeast
bench. terms.
sg00o--6-room brick hath. hot water etc,
3lxi2l East 9Th South; terms.
s,20-S-room modern brick. fun 2-story.
bath. etc, basemoit and furnace.
street. torme
LOT
Dpo--Nacaut lot rods frontage. ON
West 9TH South
FARM
Siso0--4s0 acres, Tooele County 30 acres
have been cropped
FINE RESIDENCES AND LOTS ALL
PARTS OF THE CITY. ALL
KINDS OR INSURANCE.
KrTNEWSKT BROS.
Bell phone psi. 1913 Judge Building.
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SIZE HOUSTON THE HoUsER nj
Main street
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improvements

Under the supervision of the county
engineer, are in rapid progress. Substan-
tial 1 foot cement walks are being laid.
teams and men are at work grading the
streets, shade trees are being planted ON
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SPECIAL

SEE HousroN. THE HoUsERs Al
Main street
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cement monuments will be erected on the
corner intersections-Wa alter mains are
laid on 18th South and the most modern
improvements are being used to make
GLENWOOD the ideal home section Of
the SOUTHEAST.
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M0@rqa Lands

FOR BAR0AIRB ~ REAL EBTArE
SEE
ANDERSON CUMMINGS co.
~ South Main street
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The Subdivision

is well elevated above established grades
of street and side walks. A thorough
system of tile drainage has been laid UNI
der the entire tract, thus providing for
protected basements-a guarantee that
every lot will be absolutely dry and free
from the seepage water of irrigation OF
heavy spring rains.
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Hubbard lIMY'G. Co.
GO W srd South


INSURANCE. AND REAL ESTATE
glsRI rods 90 alley, s-Foom briQk, PAM
try ana Clossf on sfh West, fof S1n0 t6lu
cash balance eary isrma. a bargain,
A fine broom brick with nice laen.
Is RODS, n Hast and llih houth ~. a
snap ~ tuH
We Aso have come mise h0nse nn iini-
VerHifN Hili ami othuf sections of tho
city, whirh ~ Would llke 90 show you.
IN yau Nanl a fruit farm Ia Cotton
WOOD. nep IN
We write leire lnaufanee.
HOME AGl1Nff co. mo
CARTWRIGHT a AcGhlf.
$50 Commercial Block
Ball Phone Llss. -. lna l'aone Ia
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$500 Down; $4,000 Mom&hly, per LoG

Glenwood is one of the ideal home sec
are near at hand, social conditions are of
the best, with the convenient service of
two car lines.
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s-room g-vory brick. cioss Ia, on East
Side. 9Th East. $500