The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-11-09
RANDO NJ
THINGS AND FILINGS
A BIAS High school football.


LOOKS as if the democrats are still
passing around the goats.
AND in the meantime Messrs. JEFF
fries and Johnson are still-talking
SLIGHT earthquake shock in Utah.
yesterday Had ours last Wednesday.
SAY your adieux to the Lake Co.
Superior court house as it is at pres
ent
IN January you know the battle will
start all over again to last until Nov
ember.
IN short time those who sit at the
pie-counter, will begin to send out
wireless C. @. DIS.
MIR. TAFT will find neat bit of
work piled UP on his desk when he
gets back Wednesday.
ID
ABOUT all that some college boys
can be said to have really learned
well, is their college yell.
-&A-
MR.. BETS bones have already di-
verified the attention of the saw-bones
tic this section of Indiana
A CONTEMPORARY advises it's
lady readers to get out their hips for
they are coming back in style again.
| GEORGE WASHINGTON never told
lie, but in those days George had no
one to run against in his political
party.
THE news that former Vice-Presi-
dent Fairbanks had cut off his fringe,
didn't make half the stir that we
thought it would.
IT is to be hoped that none of the
speakers at the get-to-gether banquet
will bury the Ratchet in the back of
somebody's neck
MAN in Winsted, Conn, shot him
self the night before he was welded.
1t is an awful strain to live in Conn.
and anticipate bliss.
A MILL is to be established in
Sweden for spinning yarns from paper.
There are plenty of mills here that
spin yarns on paper,
A PAPER has an article on how to
tell the age of a fish Entirely I'M
necessary, you don't have to figure
on fish's age. just smell 1t.
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SOME of our people have so little
to feel sorry for over here that they
are shedding sympathy across three
thousand miles of water to Nine
Steinheil.
1T is said that Taft's trousers bag
ged at the knees at the Diaz banquet
We believe it is a lie for we don't see
how President Taft's trousers could
bag anywhere.
SUPPOSE Mr.. Rockefeller does
give a million to eradicate the hook
worm, what boots It? The hook worn
is not the angle worm, so let the fish
ermen rest easy.
MAY SUTTON the tennis sharkess
is advising the girls not to wed unit
they are %. If you are 20, girls ant
don't wed till YOU are %, you lose
years of life, that's all
A ST. PAUL man says he has the
biggest goat farm in the world The
goats were counted, however, before
the election was held in Lake County
and we ask for a recount.
A STEEPLE jack in New Jersey
who had dangled in perilous places
between heaven and earth for fort!
years was run over by a railroad trair
yesterday. You never can tell.
IN order to keep up with the edicti
Of fashion. we have issued an orde
that hereafter none of the employees il
cur sterotyping and linotyping depart
: ments viii be permitted to wear rats
SENATOR Cummins might find
rumber of republican insurgents il
this locality that are with him. Il
fact they viii line up with anything
that isn't regular even if it is a demo
crat
ALWAYS something to worry about
Election Just over, but news come
from the East that turkies have az
pendicitis. BE sure your Thanksgiving
turkey has been separated from it
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