davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02

large ne lot.
ars.5ut that's baseball, and we have
) take what's coming. My players
are in fair shape. That is, have only
two members on the hospital list.
Dode Birmingham had an operation on
a bump on his elbow Denny Sullivan
is still sick in the hospital
Until the eastern clubs came west
everybody and his brother out this
way was chipping that the east would
not stick in the Fat Four But some
of them are still there. No, you can't
get your Uncle Larry to make any
predictions as to whether they are
going to remain up there. Baseball
is such funny game that they might,
and then you look like sucker after
making a foolish guess.
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02
,S.et that truth forces me TO

mit), you could not reasonably exf
pect me to remain silent after it vas
him who "butted' inte-me, in his
attempt to protect you.
There is no comparison between
you and a bull having horns, as the
last campaign dehorned you of your
aspired office, and | suppose you
received a detailing during the civil
war. These, combined with a
"skinning" in this issue, is more
trimming than you can stand good
for. 1t would be better for you to
remain dormant; or answer t b e
questions | ask, and stick to the
paper it belongs in. 1t is literary
treachery to withdraw and secrete
ones self in different part of the
country, and there chide the OPT o.
nent with his weak kneed Shiny,
''slobbery" sentimentalism in d
publication not in the issue. | have
much to yet learn, and if wrong in
his matter, [ am willing to do all
I can to atone myself, preferring
ny sin to yours, as | think | can
get forgiveness for writing with you
18th bat little prayer; but it will
take songs and a general baptism
/ N WATER, with soap added, to
enovate yourself Of the corruption
invited by your attack on Arkansas
\ asst assembly.
You being chairman Of the Dem
cratic Central Committee, it S
our duty to maintain and promote
eace and harmony in the affairs of
government, instead OF keeping
hese poor boys who happen to the
misfortune Of getting in your way,
cared into nervous prostitution with
heart flag, from your assaults on
their characters. How can boy"
be expected to makea STATESMAN
with your laundering epithets glow
ing in newspapers Of your CORES.
pGndence, l met with one of the
members Of the assembly recently,
and he looks as If your articles had
suffered h m to having might.
mares by night and "humoritis"
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02

MISS Jellnlt IOWfsI, On tftsCOIU,
accompanied by Mrf W. p Agee,
of Rope, gave mis- sionary lecture
at he Methodist church Monday
evening.
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02
NOTICE.

l.. r. Merrell has severed his
connections with this company, and
is no longer authorized to transact
any business of any kind for or IN
behalf Of this Company.
Grand View Plantation Co.
by D. l.. Merrell, Mgr,
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02
was arrested at Mobile on the c
d. ". Mason, a neg1


.I>,--,S-Qf ser ,. abusive letters to
ever and his outfit We.
climb. ap,ialns>.a 90
"a big fuss has been kicked up all
over the country about our poor show
ing said Lajoie. That's because of
the tickle baseball public. When a
teams losing the fans get the old
hammer out. They don't stop to con-
slider conditions. We are right now
riding on one large juicy slump.
The public never stops to figure out
the different inside points. Take that
Boston team for instance. When It
played us it went like house afire.
1t put up championship baseball Then
it hit ST Louis and looked like team
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02
ice CREAM SUPPER
For BENEFIT of Baptist Church Tues,
day Evening

An ice cream supper was given
in the hall of the court house lasi
Tuesday night for the benefit of tn
Baptist church, Notwithstandin,
the threatening Weather, a goo
crowd was present and nice little
sum realized.
Washington telegraph. (Washington, Ark.) 18??-1940, 1909-07-02
Don't.

Do not begin with exaggerated ideas
of your own worth.-Beecher.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
FOR WALL STREET SUCCESS.
Just 4 Few Of the Qualifications Nee.
essary II One 10 to BEAT
tho Came"


The clergyman who says that he can
take "a 500 bill, Z pencil and pad"
and make fortune In Wall street
recommends the process only to those
who possess one important qualifica.
ton. They must know the game Civ.
en- that, the rest Is easy. TO know the
game thoroughly 1t is necessary to be
In the confidence Of the board when
ten per cent. dividends are to be de-
clared; to learn ahead Of the crowd
what stock Is next to be marked up on
the strength Of rumors Of dividend
guarantees; what bankrupt road is to
be sold to system; what manipula-
tion the bull pool is about to under
take, and to have other advance infor-
nation equally helpful. 1t is given to
few to possess this knowledge, no
doubt by wise provision of nature
which permits the many to be sacri.
hced that the most fit may survive. II
It were possible for any one with
500 bill to become a Wall street mil
lionaire the aggregation of swollen for.
tunes would menace the republic.
Doubtless in the case Of the clergyman
In question the gain to the ministry
involved the loss ct a magnate to the
financial world. But for the ordinary
run Of spectators there is no place
where little learning Is SO dangerous
q thing as In Wall street.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
How the Baby Bird Flew.

]. M. Barrie has a little fable in
one of his works about a baby lark
asking its mother to teach 1t to fly.
The mother thought hard about how
she herself had learned to fly long
ago last year, but all she could recall
was that you suddenly do it.
wait till the sun comes out after
the rain," she said, half remember
ing. The rain came and glued the
birds wings together.
II shall never be able to fly nor to
sing" 1t walled. Then of a sudden 1t
had to blink Its eyes for a glorious
light had spread over the world. The
baby birds breast swelled, it did not
know why and 1t 1uttsred from the
ground, it did not know how. "The
sun has come out after the rain," 1t
trilled. THANK you, sun, thank you"
and 1t fioated up crying: Thank you"
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
MULES NOT HARD TO HANDLE.
Whole Secret 10 In Knowing How to
Do II, According to Army
Officer.

Horse and mule men at the stock
yards stood in admiration the other
afternoon while the soldiers Of Battery
A and B. Second United States artil.
lery, loaded 13 cars of mules in rs min.
utes. It was a new record on the load.
ing docks, and 1t wasn't accomplished
by any unusual methods either. Nor
was the mule drivers vocabulary re-
sorted to. How did they do it? The
lieutenant simply called the roll and
the mules responded to their names.
Niger" called an officer, and 1T
tie black gun mule ambled up.
Now, Mollie, you're next; now Cy.
clone" and Cyclone came like cy-
clone.
II mule was refractory a few men
In khaki took hold of him and pushed
and showed him into place.
mo wonder" said an envious mule
driver, "they know their mules; they
couldn't do them all that way"
THAT so?" said a non-commissione
officer. Il guess we could. It's all in
knowing how. You never want to
finch around mule. Never look back
when you leave him. After you know
how, mules are easier to handle than
horses. kansas City Times.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
An Optical Illusion.

Did you ever try to see through
your hand? By following these direc-
tions you may at least make yourself
believe you are looking right through
the palm. Out of a piece of paste
board about five inches square roll a
tube. Have one end just large enough
to fit around the eye, and the other a
little smaller. Take the tube between
the thumb and fingers of the right
hand; put the larger end to your eye,
and press your left hand against the
smaller end. Keep both eyes open.
Objects beyond the left hand will be
plainly visible, and there will appear
to be a hole through the center of the
palm. 1t is the uncovered left eye
which Is actually doing all the seeing,
but so far as appearances go, 1t will
seem as If the right eye were seeing,
right straight through the left hand.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
SICK HEADACHE
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Canker Sore
Mouth Cured by Ml.o.na.

Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Canker Sore
Mouth Cured by Ml-o.na.
Sick headaches are caused by iniiges-
tlon and general disturbed condition OF
the stomach.
Cure the indigestion, and the headache,
nausea, heartburn, sour stomach, and
that 'all In" feeling Will vanish.
Mi-o-na tablets will cure indigestion or
any other stomach trouble. They will
relieve almost instantly. Palace Drug
Co., has 80 much faith 10 them that they
will give you your money back if they
don't. sES
Mi-o-na cures by making the stomach
strong enough to produce enough gastric
juices to digest all the food you want to
eat. 1t promptly puts new life and en-
ergy into the overw0rked and played out
walls OF the stomach.
Use Mi-o-na for week, aud you can
eat whst you want any time you want 1t
and take pleasure In doing 1t.
Your blood will be fichtr, redder. .purer
after taking Mi-o-na, and it only costs %
cents large box.
II was speedily cured OF stomach COM
plant by Mi-o-ua. Anything | can say
In favor Of Mi-o-na is not too strong. -
William Hess, Benton Harbor, Mich.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
Well Answered,

During the encampment of several
regiments of British soldiers in GER
tain district the wood and turf used
for cooking purposes were carted by
the neighboring farmers. One day a
donkey-cart full of turf was brought in,
the driver being country lad. AS a
regimental band was playing, he stood
in front of the donkey and held the
animal tightly by the head. Some of
the smart ones" gathered round, high
ly pleased, and the wit of the party
asked why he held his brother SO
tightly" The reply was crushing:
''I'm afraid he might enlist"
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
Free to Our Subscribers

We will be glad to have every reader
Of our paper take advantage of the fol-
lowing offer: II you will send your nam
and addI ess to the Plneule Medicine Co.
3S9 La Sale Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, they will
promptly mail you postpaid full week 3
trial Of their most excellent preparation
"Pineules" The preparation is put up
in little gelatin globlules, easy and pleas
ing to take and are truly remarkable in
their quick effects on all Back Ache,
Lame Back, rheumatism and all Kidney
and Bladder affections. In writing them
1t will be necessary TO mention this paper
Please do SO. We hope any of our read
ers, who are suffering from any such
complaints will take advantage of this
offer at once, as we know The preparation
Is most highly recommended.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24

Mrs. A. ii. Hartwell spent Sunday at
Garden City.
Money to loan on real estate. See
T. Il. Young. tt
Mrs. Yeskel and Miss Clara Incl spent
Sunday at Ford.
We are delivering pure double distilled
water. Phone 243.
L. L. Taylor made business trip to
Stafford last Saturday.
Go to Uncle sam Oil Co., for your
harness oil Boo per gallon. tt
Mrs N. J. Smith OF Ford was shopping
In Dodge City Friday.
Go to Uncle Sam OIL Co., for your
harness oil 35c per gallon. tt
Grant Muse of Larned was In Dodge
City on business Saturday.
Firecraekers for the Fourth, at Stur.
geon's. New stock. 59'2t.
Thomas Westmacott, OF Hutchinson,
spent Sunday IN Douge Clty.
Miss Nipple returned Thursday from a
few days visit at Hutchinson.
Miss Boyd, who is attending normal
here, spent Sunday at Spearville.
T. A. Dalton and family expect to
move to Syracuse about the first OF July.
Don't buy yonr machine oil until you
get prices from the Uncle Sam OIL
Co. 2tft
win Bellew returned to Wellington
Sunday, sfter few days. visit with
friends at Dodge.
Mrs, B. G, Jones went to Larned,
Tuesday to attend the wedding OF couS
In at that place.
Rings Little Liver Pills regulate the
towels and cure sick headache. Easy to
bake. Palace Drug Store.
Miss Batbryne Elliot, OF spearvllle,
arrived in Dodge City Saturday for a
visit with friends.
Pinesalve carbollsed, thoroughly heal
Ing and cleansing, antiseptic. sooths and
stops pain. Palace Drug Stose.
W. T. Hale who Is with his family at
Boulder, Wyoming, writes home that
they are having great time, enjoying
the cool weather and eating trout.
If Won like a good mild ginger ale call
for Ptpsin or Americas ginger ale or
phone 243 and have dozen bottles de-
livered to your home.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
Well-Stocked.

Last summer a typical down-easter
furnished New York author, who
had a cottage in Maine village, with
farm produce.
One day when the man called with
a wagon-load Of vegetables, the au-
thor, wishing to make himself agree.
able, asked how much stock he kept
on his farm.
give COWS an bull" enumerated
the farmer, End two yokes Of oxen,
calf, boss. an three shares OF
Maine Central.'--Youth's Compan-
ion.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24

New stock Of Hrecrackers, just In, at
Surgeons. Get your supply for the
Fourth now. 592t.
Mrs. Ames and daughter, of Galena,
are here visiting Mrs. Ames' daughter,
Mrs. J. P. English.
Firecrackers. All new stock; none OF
1t carried over from last year. Get
them at Surgeons. 59-2t.
DR.. 0. II. Simpson returned Sunday
from Topeka, where be had been on busi-
ness for the past week.
Frank Duda, the harness maker, who
has been very sick for several weeks, Is
reported improving at present.
Miss Violet Watson returned Friday
from Ford where she had been visiting a
few days with Mrs. Hazel Jones.
Wayne Rexter left Friday for La Junta,
COl.,' for an extended visit with his
grandmother, Mrs. James Chambers.
Mis-. Joe Klug returned Thursday
from Pierceville, where she had been
called on account OF her brothers ILL
ness.
The Dodge City ball team did not have
much luck at Garden City last Sunday.
The score was IL to 0, In favor OF Garden
City,
When you drink distilled water that Is
delivered by F. 5. Brumbaugh, you drink
pure water. 1t contains no disease germs
or alkali.
Mrs. VIM. Burgess returned Friday
from Wichita, wnere she had been the
past two weeks visiting her daughter,
Mrs. q. A. strong.
Mrs. C. H. Chambers visited Mrs Lula
Raxter Tuesday. She has been visiting
IN wichita and was on her way TO her
home in La Junta, Colo.
Joseph Tfindle, OF Liberal, who has
been associated with Mr.. Brown In the
work on the Farmers and StOckgrowers'
Railroad, contemplates locating in Dodge
City.
Mrs. j. W. TompsoD, Of Topeka, wife
Of Rev. Tompson, former minister of the
Presbyterian church here, has been Wis
itiDg here with her son, DR.. W. D.
Thompson, and wife.
Many Of our citizens are drifting 10
wards Bright's disease by neglecting
symtoms of kidney and bladder trouble
which Foley's Kidney Remedy will
quickly cure Palace Drug Store.
Mrs. E. G. Moody left Friday for La
Junsa, Col. Mr.. Moody has been trans
ferred to the division between La Junta
and syracuse, Kansas, and will make his
headquarters at La Junta.
To avoid serious results take Foley's
Kidney Remedy at the first sign Of kid
ney or bladder disorder such as backache,
urinary Irregularities, exhaustion, and
you will soon be well. Palace Drug
store.
Walter Lawrence arrived in Dodge
City Saturday from Colorado Springs,
Colo. He had been In school at En-
poria this winter and was sent FROM there
as delegate to the Y. M. G. A. conven
ton at Colorado Springs.
DR.. Rose, Of Stafford, who has been
trying to buy all of Ford county, was
here on business Monday. DR.. Rose has
bought large amount of land here, but
Others have wanted it still more, so that
he has sold a lot Of 1t again.
Plneules--new Kidney remedy-are
for all diseases Of the kidneys and blad-
der. They act promptly In all cases Of
lama back, rheumatic pains, inflammation
of the bladder, urinary disorders and
weak kidneys. Sold by the Palace Drug
Store.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
A Thrilling Rescue.

How Bert r, Lean Of Cheny, Wash
was saved from frlghtful death is
story to thrill the world. IA hard cold"
be writes, drought on desperate lung
trouble that baffied an expert docter here
Then paid $40 to $15 visit to a lung
specialist In Spokane, who did not help
me. Then went to California, but with
out benefit. AT last / used DR.. Kings
New Discovery, which completely cured
me and now am as well as ever" For
Lung Trouble, Bronchitis, Coughs and
Colds, Asthma, Group and Whooping
Cough its supreme. 5Oc and SI.0O Trial
bottle free. Guaranteed BY The Palace.
Drug Store.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
Mrs. Ross Pixley, of San MarciaI, N.
NJ, Is visiting her sister, Mrs. r W. Hill
WOrth

Mrs Ross Pixley, Of San Marcial, N.
NJ, Is visiting her sister, Mrs. r W. Hill
worth.
This is the time Of year when you
should protect your live stock and
property against lightning and tor
nadoes. See L. L. Taylor.
WIN. Moncrief, who lives near town,
has one Of the finest teams In Kansas;
the team of black stations raised by
Chas. Northrup, and later cold to |. N.
Stone. They are almost perfect match
team, very large and have good action,
and they would be hard to duplicate in
the state.
The County Sunday School Convention
was held at Dodge City Monday and
Tuesday. The following attenoed from
this place: Roy Taylor, Myrtle Williams.
George Moore, Marion Aulls, Lena Ham
ilton, Emma Hampy, Rev. and Mrs.
Williams, Rev. Allison and mother, Mr..
and Mrs. keefauver. Mr.. and Mrs. Deem,
Mrs. f. Gresham, Mrs. @. W. Mills, Mrs
Squires, j. F. Hampy and Mrs. G. Helt-
man. an.-Bucklin Banner.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
Road Tax Notice.

All persons who hava been notified,
during the month Of June to pay road
tax, and who fail to do so before the frs
OF July, will have the extra cost of set
Ting the matter In Police court. The
complaints against all such parties will
be turned over to the Police Judge
promptly on July /.
59.2t. A Z. BAKER,
Street Commissioner.
The Globe-republican., 1909-06-24
LOCAL NEWS
Notice.

Not CO.
Hereafter the Globe Republican will
charge for publishing advertisements of
church or benefit entertainments five
cents per line fer each insertion. For
Resolutions a charge Of $l.0O will be
made, and for Cards Of Thanks a charge
Of 25 cents.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-10

invoice of the governments financial re-
sources has never been taken at stated
intervals. as a merchant takes inveNtory
or IA banker balances his accounts,
periodically. The summons for a recount
ing of the republics treasure invariably
comes, as this one did, at comparatively
short notice. \ special squad of the
most expert money handlers in the world
Will be organized to enumerate all the
coin and currency and bonds in fed
eral stronghold, and this body of perhaps
three dozen men and women will. work
steadily for weeks and months in the
money cavernS that constitute the nation
al fortress against panic.
The necessity for this lengthy and cost
ly job arises from the current shifting of
urer of the United States. In the eyes of
the major portion Of the newspaper read
ing public the recent announcement that
Charles II. Treat had resigned as treas
urer did not seem to carry near the sig
nificance that would be attached to d
change in the personnel of the Presidents
cabinet mayhap the passing of a leader
in the United States Senate. However.
with the first hint of Mr.. Treats inten
ton to leave the government service, the
federal employees most directly interested
that Is the Treasury clerks who will
have to carry on the big count-in effect
had notice of the big chore that awaits
them. Such q wholesale census of the
governments financial resources is taken
only when one man steps down as treas
urer and another steps in-something that
: scarcely expected to happen oftener
than once in four years at the most.
The responsibilities of the treasurer of
the United States that make necessary a
very careful balancing of accounts at a
time such as this arise from the fact that
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-10
,,5EAIMg BAGS OFQolN
BEFoRERERLAc1NGI hEn
Tn The IT'S

ward Of a score Of different vaults in
the Treasury building, and every one
OF these capacious strong boxes will be
investigated by the money monitors
charged with the task of verifying the
government bookkeeping. If the plan
of previous counts is followed the
counting of the coin. which is bulky,
Will be intrusted almost entirely to
men, whereas the enumeration of the
bills and bonds will be largely in the
hands of young women, who expe-
rience has demonstrated are DETER at
such work than their masculine CO.
workers. Indeed, at the previous event
of this kind some of the most expert
OF the young women developed an abil-
1ty to count 10000 bills in five hours
The young women who are engaged
In this work will be enabled TO give
their undivided attention to counting
the bills. Male assistants will be at
hand to give out the bundles of money
to be counted and to take charge Of
them as the count of each package is
finished. The fastest work in this
whole big undertaking is done in count
ing the reserve fund-that is, the mil
lions upon millions of dollars in brand
new currency that is held in reserve
ready to be issued whenever called for.
This wealth is in the form of crisp
bills, ranging in denomination from 81
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-10
The SoiIed Banker.

T ESLIE NJ. SHAW. eX-Secretary OF the
IL Treasury, was discussing with cor
respondent a financial muddle.
They lied said the famous financier,
but, as with Hugh Ralston of Castana.
their lying was absurd.
when l was in the banking business in
Charter Oak there was young coal
HEAVIER of Castana who courted a Charter
Oak girl. HIS name was Hugh Ralston,
and he pretended to be a banker.
But one afternoon the girl happened to
visit Castana and she saw Hugh hurry
ing home for supper, as black as the ace
Of spades He would have dodsed past
without speaking, but the girl he'd him
up.
." Why, Hugh she said. reproachfully.
1 thought you were a banker.
He heaVed a kind of sigh.
All he said, we've had terrible
day of 1t today. cleaning all the ink
wells
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-10

this supplementary scheme for verifying
there is actual counting in the good old
fashioned way. Records as high 5000
notes an hour have been made by the
most expert of the four hundred woman
counters in Uncle Sans employ, but such
high-speed work cannot be maintained for
any great length of time.
A most important feature Of the forth
coming task will be the counting of the
bonds held by the government as security
for the circulation of national banks and
as security for government money de-
posted with the banks. These bonds oc-
cupy a special vault in the Treasury
building and they total something like
three-quarters of a billion dollars in value.
committee of seven officials will count
the bonds, and inasmuch as great care is
necessary in going over the bonds, cou-
pom and registered. it is expected that at
least two months will be necessary for
this task alone. The last time a count of
the bonds was made six weeks was al
lowed for the task, but Uncle Sam now
has on hand 30 per cent more. bonds than
were in storage at that time.
The counting ofe the coin-sgold, silver,
nickel and copperidn the possession of
the government constitutes yet another
branch of this unique enterprise. In the
case Of the coin the term counting must
not be taken too literally, for, as matter
OF fact, much of the accumulation of coin
will be weighed on the delicate scales at
the Treasury instead of counted. Weigh
ing, in the case of freshly minted and un-
used coin. gives just as accurate verdict
as to value does counting. Certain
numbers of coins are placed in bags and
weighed as standards. The sum of 5000
in gold weighs 1917 pounds; 800 silver dol
lars are supposed to tip the scales at 'a1e
pounds and $500 in half-dollars-that is.
400 coins-weigh II pounds. In weighing
coin at the Treasury very accurate tally