The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-06-22
MR.. D0OLEY ON CAsTROS TROUBLES"
By F. T. dunno
By r. P dunno
Copyright, 1909, by H. II. Mcclure s. co.,

hard a tWe SelllH Ioiil0 1io0o"
there was a saloon in ivry lock on
tn way" -
What ails him." asked Mr.. Hen
messy. :vt.s r. !
.Nawthin' ails him" said Mr..
Dooley. Al he asks is to be allowed
to go home an they won't let him.
He's tn most popular man [ iver see.
He can't make, his visits too long.
Ivry time he starts back FIR VinzWala
wan iv tn powers puts it's hand on
his neck an says: Why go? Tn
night is young. Have another, MIS-,
Casthro is at home an tn light is
burnin' in his front Tn
little CasthrOs ARE asking what has
become iv pah-pah. He's tired " tn
glitter iv ''Uropeen life. He Wud like
to sthretch his legs in front iv tn
refrigerator that is tn same as tn
family hearth in his barmy father
land. He wants to see his old frind
Comes, who he left in charge iV tn
counter while he Wint abrod an who
painted his name out iV tn sign above
tn dure befure tn steamer was out
" sight. But ivry time he starts a
frindly hand is IN his coattails. All
firm US to tn Dutch ARE
maxim him prolong his vacation.
Let me go says he. I'm a private
citizen an homesick,' says he. 'Ye're
not half as homesick as ye'er fellow
citizens wud be if We wint home avs
tn powers. Stay with US says they
an to make hin sure he hasn't wore
out his welcome they knock him
down an set on his head.
''Th' other day he slipped away
I'm his frinds an landed in a Dutch
town somewhere in South America
next dure. but wan to his home. He'd
hardly got settled befure tn mayo
iv tn city called on him with a po-
lisnran. 'Ye'er excellency,' says tn
mayor me govermint is mortified to
see We ~occypyin' such ~onseemly quar-
thers,' says he. / am instructed to
welcome ye to our little capital an
to provide We with ofticyal lodglns
sootable to ye'er station While We wait
FIR tn boat to TAX We someWneres
else he says, an il yell kindly put
on these handouts I'll show ye ye'er
room says he. / won't go with ye,'
says tn poor man. I'm not dhressed.
says he. 'Niver mind says tn mayor.
TIL people in these parts ARE no
prudes,' says he. But I'm a sick man
an can't walk says Casthro. We
niver thought iv askin' We to walk
tn ankles an I'll take holt " his
hair. There We ARE. I'll show We
tn sights iv our fair city as We go
along. On tn right we have our
widely cillybrated jail. We will go
no further says he. An they tuck
Ciprianio into tn last coop on tn
lower tier an tn next day tn mayor
signals a passin' boat. Where ARE
We goin'?' says he. TO Boolgahria,
says tn captain. Well, here's some
thin ye f'rgot,' says he. An he
sings CasthrO aboord
It's a long time since amy ex-
prisidint was SO we'll ooked afther.
ho oo0- on' hn'c Iy1y VIC on
tn wing, he's attinded be min-iv-War
with instructions to their bands to
cut out Home Sweet Home an play
naWthin' but Life on tn Ocean Wave
an TIL Rambler firm Clare Whin
he's around. T demand me rights,
says he. Coin home is not q right,
but a painful jooty,' says tn powers.
Me country calls me, says he. Yes,
but We don't know what it calls we or
We wudden't be so anxious to go says
they. Ye may think it's funny, Hin
Missy, but / say It's an outrage TO
turn this domestic charackter into a
Wandhrer an break up his home ties.
whats he done to desarVe SO much
attlntiOn, says Ye. an him ony about
five feet high an iv a color that wud
On'y make him prominent in Missis-
sippi at a %lynching? Well, sir. me
trlnd CiDrianjO was ambitious an he
took tn shortest road to fame. He
made a nuisance " himsilf. That's tn
ony way amy South American can
lFer become famous.
4 r-read his arly histhry in tn
pa-aper tn other day an" tbs shroud-
ed in nysthry. TIL histOryan says
he was born iv respectable but indlg-
nant parents an whit into tn bust
ness iV raisin' or liftin' cattle arly in
lite. 1t is reported that he was iddy-
Gated to be q riEolutionist, but in his
youth found tn pro-fissyon oVercroWd-
ed an didn't take it up till late in
HE. Wan iV tn anecdotes about
MN is that he become a Dathrite an
rlVolutl0niSt in this way: He was
leadin' tn life iv tn ordhriny VinzWa-