Semi-weekly herald., 1909-08-12

II Is impossible to say what colors
are becoming to a brunette; much de.
pends upon the coloring of the com
plexion, The only way to select a
good-looking tailored suit ia 10 try
on a number and see what styles and
materials look best Rough material
usually gives better service than broad.
cloth or other smooth surfaced IA
brics. Don't have your hat to match
with a gray suit wear a bInck hat.
with tan suit wear brown hat. with
a blue suit wear n gray or black hat.
Re cheerful Today Will be yes.
terdny tomorrow
secret IL the only thing a woman
loves and always gives II away.
Fashions are so peculiar that IT'S a
real treat for woman to be unlovely
and comfortable.
Many business man IA 30 full OF
schemes that he can easily lose more
money than he knows what to do with,
Cupid Is n perfectly normal young
man; he never knows why he does
anything.
Bnlzac says that marriage ia a sacra.
ment by virtue of which each imparts
nothing but yexations tc the other.
But there are those who love SO well
that they are willing to stay close to
the adored object If only to suffer
from her cruel words. No matter how
much you are loved. you cannot al.
ways force yourself TO love in re.
turn, The brain does not tell the
heart what TO do. and the heart is
very pis-headed anyway.
It's a foolish sparrow that triea to
fly with birds of paradise.
No matter how much woman NAV
distrust the whole male sex, she Is at
all times quite willing TO believe that
one particular gem is an exception To
HE rule. All her suspicious melt he
fore the shining light of her prize.
winning paragon II others say he is
stingy. she says he is merely prudent
IL others declare that he Is lazy. she
claims he is not strong or healthy
When he fights and quarrels with ALI
lie rest OF the universe. she smiles
sweetly and says that he will never
quarrel with her. Yon are merely fol.
lowing the footsteps OF thousands of
women who have gone before you. II
doesn't matter so much what kind OF
man he IL. 1t only matters what
Kind OF man you think he is. Many
dnped and hoodwinked woman is
happier than one who sees clearly.
Poor man! 1t ali sounds like n
conspiracy against him. Perhaps 1t is.
AL any rate. the young ladies' OF Chi
oago are to receive scientific instruc-
lion upon the proper management OF
husband. The policy Will be Sc
we're discipline. tempered with mercy
II Is the policy originated by Eve and
followed by every wife who knows that
the really happy home Is the one I'm
which husband is carefully wheedIed
ana successfully bOssed The school
for brides Is 10 be under the personal
supervision OF Nine n. A. Duncan. n
resident OF the south side, whose ere.
dentials are backed up by seventeen
bona fide. carefully recorded, sure.
enough proposals and two successful.
happy marriages. She does not claim
:" be the originator OF the idea, since
two such schools have been In opera.
tion In the east for the past few
years. Ii Is the prond boast OF the
school that not one OF their graduates
has ever found II necessary to take
her grievances to the divorce court
| WhyY Because she has no grievances
When one has graduated from the
school for brides, the domestic path.
way Is strewn with roses and orchids,
the family bank account grows with
amazing rapldlty. the husband b.
comes as docile as hypnotIzed sub
Jsct and the domestic machinery goes
on quietly and serenely without jolts
or squeaks. The lady boss knows ex
aeily what to do and when and how
1t Is not recorded whether or not an,
Of the male victims OF the expert train
ins suceumbed. but that matters not
| Women are SO polite: they seldom
90 into anybody's house without knock
ing.
/, In every life there Is a momen
I when one must wonder whether req
son or sentiment Ii to be followed
Reason, like all positive things In tn
world, is limited. You can think on
only so many details and a certal
| number of why's The heart Is ir
Q Unite. 1t takes in all the world.