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Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
SURELY HAD MONEYS WORTH.
Uncle Hod Had Come Far to Get It.
 and He Got 1t.

There being TO dentist fin the little town where he resided Uncle Hoo Rowdybush had gone to the county seat to have an aching tooth ex- tracted. "I see it's one of your large molars," said the dentist at whose of- flee he called, "and it will come pretty hard. Don't you think you'd better take gas?"
 "I don't know" answered Uncle Hod. Does it cost anything extra?"
 T1es. i. will be two dollars if you take gas and one dollar if you don't"
 How long does it take to pull it that way?"
 Tt won't seem any time at all to you. You go to sleep and you seem to wake up immediately and the tooth is out"
 And don't feel it come out?'
 Not a particle"
 Oncle Hod reflected.
 Well" Ee said, I've come 2T miles to have this tooth pulled and I think I'm entitled to the satisfaction of knowing when you yank it out-to say nothip' of savin' dollar. don't want no gas"
 From the manner in which Uncle Hod grosned during the subsequent operation tt was inferred that he had fully dollars worth of satisfaction" Youths Companion.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18


 -!e ali do it, pursued the nrsT gi.l. calmly There's the man who brides himself on his ability 10 un- derstand women. Instantly in his presence a girl becomes a little help less and appealing, There is a look in her eyes as she glances at him that asks him to spare her insxperi- ence and her simplicity, because all her sweet young life she knows is as an open book to him. This makes him feel good He likes metaphoricclly 10 pat her on the head and murmu-:
 Fear not, little girl! Though I know you better than you know yourself. yet will l not take advantage Of my knowledge. l will act just as if you were as clever as l am.
 If you're trying to hit me, spoke up the blonde girl. excitedly "I don, think it is very nice of you! l Eeve- look at Arthur that way, nev-"
 And then" went pn the taIl1er. when clustering. gTuff man comes along who maintains that he is per Gectly Independent Of sympathy and despises the gentler graces, we adopt 9 hail-fcllow- well-met air and Q lady Ike cynic!sm. We cultivate a Eice little bitter twist to our lips and q sh-ug fo our shoulders. On. We are seasoned. disiliusionsd. cold specta- tors Of disappointed world. and many many times have we thought the very thoughts he is putting into words 80 forcefully. Yes, indeed! We make ourselves into a slightly dimmeT replica of him as he is mentally.
 Then. if a man comes along who is | frothy and cpigrammatic, we have the muse of comedy beaten a mile so far as a smile goes. We sparkle. We efervcsce. If We don't sparkle nat. urally we put up such good imita. ton it would deceive an expert. That is really the most wearing kind oi man to live up 10. l don't know any thing more tiresome than having 10 be giddy when you feel like freight car 1 full of Henry's beloved pig iron.
 Say" ended the girl who was doing l! the talking, wouldn't 1t be easier il there were only one pattern of man instead of few thousands?"
 I'm sure" said the blonde girl, st,lI l Eaughtlly, that I'm fond of all my friends. I don't understand you in 1 the least!"
 "I suppose not" said the girl whc had been talking. with Q sigh. T iove 1 you. Arlire. but you really don't be long to the one-third of the last guar ter of the second half of the entire | population I spoke about at f-st,"- | Chicago Daily News.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
speed off FIiuht of Piaeons.

Of our game birds the most gre garious and most beautiful passenger pigeon, now unhappily. practically ex- tinct, is or was doubtless the most rapid of continuous flyers; yet to a total length of 1614 inches it's wings length is about seven and eight-tenths inches. a proportion less favorable for speed than with certain other less
 apid species of it's family, says a writer in Outing Magazine. Their sustained speed certainly exceeded a nile a minute, and some authorities have estimated it as high as 120 miles per hour. The fact, often quoted. that the wild rice of the Carolinas was sometimes found in the stomachs of birds shot in Canada shows both mar vcI> us speed and endurance. s
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
PROCTORS RETURN FROM THE SPRINGS
Passed Through BiSbee Yes terday Enroute to Home in
 Cananea

Mir. and Mrs. Frank Proctor passed through Bisbee yesterday morning en route to their home in Cananea from Hot Springs. Ark. where they have been for nearly three months. Mir. Proctor is looking to be in excellent health and is making steady recovery frcm the effects of the paralytic stroke which came to him two years ago. He has made several trips to Hot Springs. and evsry time has been greatly benefited thereby
 It is the intention of Mir and Mrs. Proctor to remain in Canenea only for few days, when they will go to Tempe, where Mir. Proctor makes his headquarters as manager of the Turkey Track Cattle company.
 During the next month it is the in- tention of MT. Proctor to make heavy shipmens of cattle from the Turkey Track ranges and after this work has been completed he will go with Mrs. Proctor to their ranch in California to remain for the summer
 rank Proctor has besn a resident of Arizona since the year 1873, arriv- ing at Prescott at that time. Two years later he removed to Tucson. where he resided until 1890. when he went to Cananea, where he received concession for supplying the camp with meat. He has hosts of friends all over the territory who will be glad to know that his physical condi- ton is steadily improving.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18

ened like that of one long exposed to the weather.
 The hair on the top of its head is of a distinct auburn and bristles out in a shock like that of one long un- acquainted with comb and brush. The rear feet, upon which it walked, are like those of a human being, except for the nails, that are like bear claws. The front feet are like those of a dog, with very long toes and thumb set we'll back for grasp.ng. The mouth is long like that of a dog. but the face is hairless, like tint of a monkey. with heavy eyebrows and a slight chin whisker.
 It was shot in the chest by Gaspar Romero and Jesus Valentia, two well known vaqueros, after it had killed their two dogs.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18

has any pride at ail in her achieve ments has a dozen personalities, and ia any one of them she would EGve te be introduced to her real self # ,hsy charcod to meet, if you are going to be a success you simply can't afford to be your real self all the while, you know
 Tn the first place. half the people you met wouldn't understand you, ha3 the rest would be bored, and two thirds of the remainder would go away and talk about you
 I'm not speaking of relatives, bo cause usually they are the least nc quainted with you of anybody. Why. I've met utter strangers with whom in five minutes I was more in accord than with all the cousins and aunt and what-not I'd known sll my life.
 But that isn't what started out to say. We girls show our variegated assortment of selves more distinctly according to the man who happens to be calling on us or taking us out some where. Yes. you do, Annie," she broke of, accusingly. glaring at a girl who looked rebellious.
 T hope" said the rebeuious girl. . little sufhy, that I have character enough and sense enough not to try to deceive"
 "Oh, that's all right" Drose in the | girl who was doing the talking. I've no doubt you have a perfectly glitter. ing rock-bound strength Of character 1 but I'd like to know what good it does | ycu when Henry dawns on your ho-i zOn. Why. you know you take nC | more interest in the state of the pig iron market than you do in the color | of the tCsa Julius Caesar wore to breakfast on Mondays, yet you resolve ! yourself into a regular blank phono ' sraph record into which Henry pours an account of what pig iron sold foi last week, and what it is going to sell for rext week. and how he is sllylne ] it zingie-handed o
 At discreet intervals, when he has to catch his breath. you repeat saatcnes Of his own remarks Co him | and generally admire him for his sa | rac!ty Henry simply has got tC J tavc some one admire him and ycJ J knew right well # you didn't do | .<'d hu1t mp some girl who would. H' l demands adCration and you supply th, | best. handmade, alLpersuasive, saccha : ri1e brand on the market, and
 you keep it up faithfully hei sure to marry you in the near future. ] T think you are perfectly horrid!'
 darad the object Of these remarks.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18

amuse and interest with their high class operatic selections. Their in depreciation of Il Troyatore is the equal of that of many of the grand opera stars and the hearty applause they received is evidence enough that Bisbee appreciates good and well rem tered music.
 Miss Roslyn has a most pleasing stage presence and her latest song speciality is rendered in an easy anc graceful manner. The banjo playing of Mir. Pierce is excellent. The old time Southern melodies and plantation songs are well handled.
 His rendition of Nearer My God to Thee" is touching and in this NIT. Pierce exhibits great skill and ability.
 There is not a dull moment from start to finish.
 Old papers. in bundles of 100, for saIo obaan a+ Revigv office
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
AMuStN1ENTS

Too much cannot be said about the meritorious company playing at the Orpheum this week Their work is clean, classy and full of snap from the time the curtain rises till Miss Ros- lyn and -Mr. Pierce bow from the stage midst long and loud applause.
 The work of Mack and Elliott de serves special mention. and they strive hard to please.
 O'Connor and Saunders are pleas ing in their speciality work and must be seen to be appreciated
 MT E1Iiott's musical broom is novel and his rendition of My Old Kentucky Home" Is something worth hearing.
 Roslyn and Pierce continue to
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
Illustrated News.

The man in the street leaves no one in doubt as to his love for the picture page. Even the few staid respectable old-fashioned, influential papers that may be thought to regard pictures as mira dig, in the editorial columns are being convinced that the advertising man knows their value.-Process En- grayers' Monthly.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
Beware of Mlnd wobbIIna.

To a certain degree we are the masters of our fate and the captains Of our souls-as the poet says. By strong will and fidelity to ideals We can rise superior to circumstances. The trouble is that many waste time in letting their minds wobble. Get over the undecided habit of mind wob- bling.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
.shadou Theatery for Berlin.

Prominent actors and musicians in Berlin have been engaged for ths shadow theater" which will soon be opened in that city. It will be con iucted, according to the prospectus hat has been printed. as the Schatten- Jpieltheater in Munich snd a similar lIace of amusement in Is.ris.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
ne!IeIous esnana s,rsetmeat.

A delicious sweetmeat is maze in Santo Domingo from ripe bananas. cut into zices about a quarter of an inch thick. These are sprinkled with sugar and placed in the sun several days. be ing turned occasionally, and each umo dusted again with sugar.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
Mrs, Winsicw's Soothing syruy

aas b4ou usod for over sIXTf-FTvE1 YEAIsS aTILrcNs 1i NOTIFIES 5qT ,, the.r , s CsI T ILDlI WdlI.z s TFETFITCf with lfitFtCI sue l.-ss
 sSOTIfFS .he CHILD. SOFT ssNS the C., biS AI.l.A sn PAIN; CURES WIND SOLils onI is the [, rC unev Tor 1)IAnRh0sA. Sod by Druf'a,sts m s,t pasrt of the wcrld- Be sure nad ask for Mrs M low's Soothing syrup and take DO other kil Food and Iruxs Act, June agth- Issss serial NEnlt kGG AN OLD AND WELL TRIED REMEDY
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
ees, to Conceal Sorrows.

Those who want friends to whom to open their griefs, are cannibals of their own hesrts.-Bacon.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
MAGDALENA, Son. Aprn 12.

MAGDALENA, Son, April 12.- What the horrorstrfcken Gnnab- itants of Tututama, fin the Altar district, look upon as the miss ing link between men and antro- pc.d apes has just been brought in- to that town by two vaqueros who claimed to have killed the monstrosi- ty in self-defense in the mountains where they were hunting. Indians who have seen the carcass of the beast identify it as the traditional -Nahua." or Aztec beast
 The animal is the size of a large dog. and is without hair except on the top of it's head and the tip of its tail. It's complexion is not unlike that of a very dark skinned Indian, while it's skin is wrinkled and rough
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
MISSING LINK
 FOUND IN MEXICO
State of Sonora is Home oi the Long Looked For
 F:cqk

The Fl Paso correspondent, aside from sending two weeks old stories to the Associated Press as fresh news, has stunned the lurid glare of the spot light for some Teaon lately. He showns signs of coming to life again. however. witness the folloiwng bit of entsrprstng nature. faking alleged to be reported from Magdalena. Sonora:
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18

H. giTl who could e at chocciates CCluuUs her elI. bToidery end talk at the same time necessarily he'd the focT, her yer. satile talents siv ing her the right 10 do so.
 Double person alitEc S! sbl sEiEed. T don sec why tn cy make such a fuss over a simple ai fair liac tEa- Ehy, any girl TEl
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
a.r1,a Neat or Car

A blaczbjrds nest containing jp ega has been found under a passa7seI coach running dai!y "n the Greal Northern railroad iE ErEiaad.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
Literary.

A little girl went into one of the New York branch libraries the other day and said: Please give me A Tale of Two Kitties' by Dickson"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18
New Neckwear

Whatever your individual prefer enceS in Spring neckwesr may be, you'll find that you will like these new BatWing and Four-in-Hand styles in plain and striking color combinations we're showing at soc and 75c each.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18

Old papers. in bundles of 100. for sale chean at Review office.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-18

If you're interested in Low cut shoes (and you soon will bel we direct your attention to our show. ing oi the St. Regis and Stag makes at S3.5O and s4.00. Others at s450 and $5.0O, Hanans at $500 and $6.50. See the great variety of styles in show window.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25
GOES ASHORE.

I.cn,.s. Del Oct 34-One of the
United States submarine torpedo
boats which passed in the Delaware
capcs tonight went ashore tonight in
side tape Henionen,
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25
SALESMAN
TAKES NOTES
COMMERCIAL MAN MAKES A FEW
OBSERVATIONS IN REGARD
TO TRANSMITS.

Said "A well known travelling sales
and towns that ! make. none present
IL more cosmopolitan appearance, at
least, as far as the out of town people
go. | can come here ut any time and
run across men from all over the
country. As you know. my line takes
ME all over the rnitei States and part
Of Canada. and it is easy for me to
state that your town has more tran
sient business than any town Of it's
size that | know. / see people from
every part of the country and from
the rest Of the globe.
only today had in mind a little
experiment and carried it out. | Wis
tied four Missoua hotels and found
surprising results. | made use of
notebnok and found that Chicago was
represented by four visitors. Butt" by
six, Minneapolis by two and the stat"
of Louisiana also sent visitor IL
the city. There We're five men from
Salt Lake who found it profitable 10
spend a few days in Missou!a. as well
as three from Spokane. New York,
the commercial city of the world, was
represented by two statesmen and San
Francisco also sent that many. SO |
think your town is not overlooked by
visitors from anywhere. Among the
other cities which We're represented
were Tacoma. Duluth. Los Angeles.
Billings, Denver. Helena and number
Of others. all of which were represented
by more than one man. Your travel
from the Occur d'Alenes and the Bit
ter Root is exceedingly heavy, 81
heavy, in fact. that | made no attempt
to keep track Of il. Even oklahoma.
as far south as it is, sent Il man to
the Garden city.
Your hotels, all Of the first class.
are doing a splendid business and are
more than making expenses. 50 | see
no reason for your bonifaces to com
plain. which. | am assured, they do
not"
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25
DRY FARMING CONGRESS
OPENS
Continued From Page oneD

ms ating will bc the consideration nf
some sort of - scheme whereby the
nat ipuaf congress can he induced to
make an appropriation to aid the work.
When IL is considered that there are
over 200, 900 900 acres nf land in the
west that can be made to bear by
employing the methods found success
ful through tho experiments of the
dry farming advocates. 1t viii he seen
that the movement is worth white Th"
interest shown by the state of Mon
tana. which In thoroughly alive to its
possibilities. in th" movement to raise
wheat, corn, alfalfa. fruit and Eeg"-
tables above the ditch is shown by
the vast amounts expended in expert
meuts. The state has had the financi..'
backing as well as the moral support
uf the national government. and as y"u
the movement IN only In its infancy.
There is sharp rivalry developing
for the next meeting Of the congress.
with Spokane claiming the fight won.
Colorado Springs Is putting up hot
fight for the meeting. while Waiia
walia. Wash. and Fargo, \. D..
have followings and st. Paul and st.
Louis are receptive candidates.
In the matter OF new officers there
has been little development and politics
hardly enters into the consideration ot
the delegates The governor nf the
state wherein the next meeting is to
be held viii h. the president ii preco~
dent is followed. while each of the
states vitality Interested III the move
ment viii htV" a representation on
the executive committee and board of
gov ernors. which virtually handles the
affairs of the congress All railroads
operating in the country affected ar"
taking deep interest III the work of
the congress and Will have their high
officials In attendance,
In connection with the cxrosiiinn
there IL on exhibition here not less
ed la dry farming work. Every vacant
lot and piece of ground in the bust
ness part nj the town is occupied by
manufacturers showing their wares.
This exposition In the second held and
it's growth has been so great that more
than four times the space is required
for the exhibits offered than last year.
Exhibits of products from Colorado.
Canada. Wyoming. New Mexico, Utah.
oregon. Washington and several other
states are in charge of men enthusiasts
tic in showing the development they
have wrought under seemingly adverse
circumstances.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25
WOULD Debate ON
BANKING QUESTION
continued From Page OncD


form al our finances and currency.
is nnsuited to our condition. will ac-
centuate many of our present evils
and rrecipitate and develop other
evils of most serious nature.
"Second-Our financial and currency
problems must be solved upon eco
nomtc lines of an entirely different
character.
Il assert you cannot successfully
archial form of banking upon nearly
25.nno individual independent. free
banking institutions. which have
grown up and developed in harmony
with the principles of our republican
form al government and are them
selves republican in form and charac-
ter.
To establish central bank in this
country under existing conditions
would be undemocratic. unrepublican
and un-American and inimical To the
general welfare Of the people be
cause with Il central bank will come
Il mast aiscauraging ana diSheartening
faVnritisn. the gradual breaking down
and ultimate destruction If our pure
ly individual and independent form of
banking
4 will meet you In joint debate up
ON the above propositions. at one or
more leading cities mp In 100 ar more
uf them. if you choose, AT such times
and urnn such conditions or terms as
may he agreed upon by us hereafter -
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25
MEN
ARE ARRESTED
pRopRfsToRs OF ISIS AND eiJou
OPEN ON SUNDAY TO TEST
THE STATE LAW.

Carrying out their well advertised
intentions, which had been announced
far and wide. the proprietors of two OF
Missoula's picture houses, the
inu and til" Isis, opened their places
for the regular performances last
night despite the fact that it was tn"
sabbath and the county attorney and
th.. sherifr's officers had warned them
of the danger pf arrest. After running
for over an hour. the places were Wis
it.d by the county attorney and Sher-
iff's officers, and the proprietnrs and
employees were placed under arrest.
They were not taken to jail. but were
permitted tn put up "A cash bond of
sI00 each for their appearance before
Justice uf the Peace Small at IL
O'Clock this morning.
The motion picture shows have never
made any prrtcnsc nf giving Sunday
performances until last evening, when
matters came to Il head. Manager
Penny Of the Hijou and Manager Nor
man of the Isis had determined to
open up last evening, although they
were warned of the danger of arrest
Their" is 81 state law against the oper-
alton Of theaters and other places for
public amusement, and the county of
ficiuIs hold that motion pictures are
included in the list. The motion-pic
turc men claim that the law was
passed in 1895. before there were such
places as motion picture shows in the
state, and that that class of amuse-
mcnts is not under the ban Of the law
The law was revived in 1907, but with
precisely the same wording. That is
why the places were opened for bust
ness last evening.
The county officials went about the
work with no unnecessary excitement.
Large crowds. having heard of the in
tcntions Of the officers. We're gathered
at the lack Of clamor and excitement.
The names of the proprietors and en-
ploxes of each house were taken and
the people were allowed to furnish II
sI00 bond each. They were permitted
tn finish TIL" performance, to allow the
patrons to get the worth of their
money. after which the houses were
closed for the night.
The proprietors declare their inten-
tion of making Il test case OF the at
fair. insisting that the state law is
unconstitutional. They claim that the
word theatcr does not mean motion
picture house.
At the Bijou. Manager 7, {. Penny,
Ed Levasseur. the vocalist: Vincent
Mccarthy. the machine oper, or.
and Jack Lake. the piano player.
were arrested. while the officers found
only l. \ Norman and NJ IA t'raV-
ford. the machine operator. at the Isis.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.

You are requested H. ass, mhl" at
Lucy's undertaking parl"rs al So
Monday morning - attend thu funeral
of J. L. Caplfs. SOU ot Brother NJ
CapiiS. Ey order
GRAND KNIGHT
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25

Th" workers on the bridge yesterday
had the largest audience of the s.u-
son. Ii seemed as If
A LARGE everybody i'm town were
AUDIENCE there at some time ar
other during the day
The mixing machine was running as
fast as power could turn il. and there
was a string Of barroNmen Wheeling
the concrete away as fast as il was
mixed. Most ot yesterdays work Was
on the sidewalks of the bridge and
these made great growth. Mayer i.n-
gan spent considerable time on tho
bridge during the day and said. when
he had looked over the work. that he
considered il as fine ii bridge az any
steel structure he had seen ou his trip
1t Is the nuiy bridge that I have
seen" said the mayor. that has Il con
crete sidewalk. Everywhere | went /
looked at the bridges. they all have
wonden walks. | don't know why IL Is.
but even nn the uen bridges | saw
they We're putting In Wnodeu walks;
Many at thc new bridges. however.
have the concrete roadway. paved with
wooden blocks: that seems In be the
accepted style in bridges nnN But this
is a rnad bridge in comraf isnn with
amy of them.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-10-25

Here is w hat one
woman does in order
that her mahogany may
look as nice as she thinks
it ought to:
"About once in two
months, I give my ma
hogany pieces a good
bath. With a dry cloth,
l wipe off all dust. Then
with warm Ivory Soap
suds and a piece ofcham-
ois l begin my washing.
After that, Iwipe lightly
with a piece Of cheese
cloth, polishing with a
chamois.
Ivory Soap
SO 40 Per Cent. Pure.