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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
$4,000

S20,0 900
will buy a close-m prospective business
property S2s IT, front by $40 deep, I'm
proved with houses in rear which are
bringing approximately 500 per mo. This
property is located within half a block OF
Main st, where present prices arc about
$1,000 per front foot
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

y N-NNT
Neat little modern red brick cottage
on 9th South; lot 2lXl0 rods: chicken
house. fruit trees and garden cement
walks around house Price S210O, and
only $500 down.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

On 9Th South, 5-room modern brick.
with S0X150 feet for $3.50 Some people
ask that much for vacant ground in same
vicinity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

a GOLD NUGGET,
5-room modern buff brick, 10 minutes
walk from postoffiCe, S3500.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

46x123 feet on 1st So. bet. W. T. and
1st w, at s325 per foot, SO, per foot
cheaper than anything else on that street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

We have f. acres Of choice land in
Farmington. Davis county. Will sell or
trade for Salt Lake real estate. This is
the best farming land in the county.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.
U.-I. INV, co.
YE MODERN THINKERS.
WITH WISDOM GALORE.
THROW WIDE YOUR GATES
AND THESE EXPLORE.

Each generation is ever busy
correcting the errors of Its prede-
cessors. Be sure YOU profit by
their experience. This Is worth
considering; 5-room clinkered
brk- pebble-dash bungalow, with
white maple floors: large hall.
parlor and dining room in mis-
sion or grained oak finish. with
fireplace, china and linen closets.
and light fixtures to match; large
bathroom. hot-air heat. laundry
equipment In basement: one-half
block from Capital park, price
$4,000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
4 RrRY DIAMONT

a RUBY DIAMOND.
New 5-room buff brick house, near ST.
L.. and 9th So You can have this FOL
$500; $3.50 down and $50 a month.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

EVERYTHING on THE SQUARE.
sls50-5-room hrick, bath etc. west side
s2600-4room brick nice home. T street
s50OO-New 5-roOm Gun brick, cement
cellar and sidewalk. Good terms
s. f..
SJ500-s-room brick. lot 3xlo rods, south
front, sewer and sidewalk paid
Third avenue.
sS65o-5-room brick. bath. toilet, etc. 2nd
ave. Terms.
s400o--s-room brick with other rooms in
basement, . baths. etc. Sewer
gas. Sixth avenue.
s556Q-Bargaln, I-room boarding house,
furnished. Bingham. Rents for
S75 month
: 600-Best lot on Brook avenue. s. u.
500 corner lots, sidewalk. city water,
s. l..
81 acres. nth East, 18th South. Make
offer
VIII receive offer for that fine lot on J.
near 2nd avenue.
We make abstracts of title and do all
Kinds OF notary work. Charges reason
able.
THOMAS ALSTON.
II West Second South street.
Phones: Bell sos, Ind. 81. r3T01
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

$4,000 for beautiful 6-room modern
residence on S st, with barn, sewer and
everything paid.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

few modern homes. Owner com
PEELED to sell,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

fine 5-room mod. brk. house on 6th
East. Lot 493Xl65 IT,. $4,000,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

205x165, on State near Ath So, at s325
per foot This Is the cheapest piece on
the street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

From s125 to 5000 per front foot will
secure some Al pieces on state St, near
9Th South. Have several of them on my
list.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

Large corner on 1st So, west OF Main
and east OF tracks. at Sl6S per foot very
good buy, and on good terms.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

$40, 900
will buy a 2-story brick building and 419
xi9s feet, used for business block and
is renting for $3.50 per mo.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

The. things that come too late
make us feel helpless, hopeless,
and pesslmistlc when seen with
the eyes OF deeper wisdom, That
Groom modern red brick, hard
wood finish. all furnished first
class, horse and surrey; COM
plete home and ready TO live in;
near Brigham st. facing west;
large lot. barn. cement walks all
around $4,000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

A 4-room mod. brk. house, lot 13xt4oB
feet on Ith So near Ith East, $500.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
JUST a FEW SPECIALS
FOR WIDEAWAKE PEOPLE.

s160O-Will buy a SKI rod. corner on l. ct.
sl50O-That beautiful 40Xl30 It. lot on
18th East, just below 3rd South.
VIII always have good view over
city and valley. Sidewalk tax
paid,
ssoO-That nice lot 50xl57 it, to alley.
facing east on Windsor ave,
s3o00-A 5-rm. mod. n, facing south,
close In on 7th ave-; lot iaxl0 rods.
Ground Is worth the money. Don't
walt.
s3ooO-A new large room mod. red
pressed brick reception hall and
pantry, oil finish. facing south,
lot 50x125 IT. TO alley; good terms;
n home.
si300-Just completed. 8 large rn. mod.
brick on 18th East near univer-
sity. facing city. Terms, $3.50
cash. bal. $50 per month. Best
bargain on east bench.
Other properties and acreage in all
parts Of the city.
''Sce Us First"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
YOURS FOR LUCK.

YOURS FOR LUCK.
Is this worth $4,000? rooms, mod
crn, built OF concrete and shingles: very
large lot; only 2! blocks from the tenn
pie Terms $500 cash, bal. S35 per
month. II will rent for that Re sure
and see this
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

ANOTHER REAL SNAP.
S-room modern house on large corner
lot, which is worth S2SO0 and the house
Is worth at least $500. We ask only
$4,000 for both on a $3.50 payment ard
balance SIS per month.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

No % Riverside avenue. A Groom
frame house, lot 375Xl4S IT. small
amount down and the balance to suit the
purchaser, $3.50
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

BEAUTIFUL IDLEwILD ADDITION.
At the terminal of the Sugar House
car line.
The lots that are selling today.
All that could be desired in location.
Convenient to the street cars. afford
ing fast and cheap transportation.
The beauty spot of Salt Lake. The
most inviting prospects to investors of
large or small means.
LOTS slo0 TO 5000; $40 DOWN,
s. y MONTH.
Handsome folders and maps may be
had if you call or phone.
You want to see Idlewild TO appreciate
its many advantages.
Carriages and representatives on the
ground Sunday and Decoration day to
show visitors around
Take Sugar House car line TO Idlewild.
A. y. HUMPHREYS,
IS West 2nd So. st.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

ROCKY MOUNTAIN REALTY AND
BROKERAGE co.
No. 3l5-316 Atlas Blk,
We advertise nothing but bargains.
Bell aiI2.
We have this week a new 5-room mod
brt house on Sth So, bet. West Temple
and First West. Lot 3iiXliS IT., $3.50,
and easy terms.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
AN EXCLUSIVE BARGAIN.

NN ENVIlE 81 y r'-FTNV.;NI-I'
4 brick store building, with living
rooms. pantry closets, etc. Room for
another building on the lot. Come and
see It. Price only $4,000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

Reduced to $500, the 4-room modern
brick cottage, No. 125 . St LIS a sacri-
fee and must be sold AT once; will make
very reasonable terms at this figure.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

We can sell you n house or lot any part
of the city on easy terms. Call and let
us show you some OF our bargains.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

A. RICHTER,
10 West 1st South. Phones 64l
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

Look at the elegant corner on Brigham
and 3rd East, at $3.50 per foot on Brig
ham, with all special taxes paid, Moth
ing to compare with II.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

II takes over 30 years for the
light OF some OF the stars TO reach
the earth. but Il takes "A lifetime
for some people to see what II Is
tp overlook bargain like this:
10-room modern brick, facing cast
lot. elevated 6 It. from the street.
$500
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

]. Z. FUNK e Co.
Phones sos 203 Il. +, Walker Rsdg.
rSTS3
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

MEEKS & MCCARTNEY,
40 WEST 2ND SOUTH.
Bell Phone 1922, Ind. 992.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
WORTH CONsIDERATIO

WORTH CONSIDERATION.
Nice 5-room red pressed brick, lot
DAYS. with lawn, flowers. shade and q
nice garden, on 3rd East $500; $1,000
cash, bal. mtg, per cent,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
SOME GREAT BUYS.

LITTLE s. LITTLE.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

A lot 65X11o feet on a corner near It'll
South and State st. for $500. It's anothe
sacrifice at such n figure,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

A. n. HUMPHREYS,
On the Ground Floor. IS w. 2nd So. St
a COTTAGE-FLAT AT 4 BARGAIN.
10 rooms, down, 4 up, on n ST.; mod
ern in every respect; baths; ample
closet room. An elegant home for $3.50
and we can give you good terms
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

On a corner on East 1st South, have
without doubt the choicest residence lot
in the city. It's about gX10 rods with
1O-room house which is not new. but mod
ern and comfortable. $500 will secure
il, and terms can be arranged.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01
4. N. HUMPHREYS,
IS W. End So. 81. n
TNE REST OF ALL

is a man with a small chicken or garden
farm close to the city: is about as inde.,,
pendent as the provcrbial "hog on ice.
we have just what you have been lock-
20 acres in Holiday. good fruit land. or
will make good chicken ranch, with pri,,
mary water right. II sold this week, Will
sell for $1,000. easy payments, or VIII
prouprtV,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

5 cooper foot, S7kXl20. faces south on
2nd South. near West Temple.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

$3.50.
10 l. St. Groom br.: nice trees,
lawn, etc, cement walk. This
house is bargain and can be
sold on easy terms.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

e000--Bargain. S29Xl15 feet. corner OF
Main and 9th South. faces south
and west, all paving, sewer and
sidewalks paid. The cheapest
buy on Main st.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

Tie thoughts OF what one
might have been never bring JOY,
encouragement or inspiration,
Prepare yourself by buying this
new Groom bungalow on End
South. latest style, hardwood fin
ish. and most modern In the city,
S5500. And this. 60X330 IT., on
State St. all street paving. side
walk paving and sewer tax paid;
$500; 500 less per front foot than
real value,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

| SIG ,500-165Xl65 corner on State and Ith
South, only $l00 per foot.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

S3S00.
5-room mod. pr. br. cottage on
3rd ave. Terms, $500 cash and
balance $50 per month,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

1000 ACRES OF GOOD FARM LAND.
part In crops 2 miles from r. r. sta
ton; threshing machine and farm inple-
ments: large and Independent water
right. Price $4,000. III. J. Tuber' Utaho U.no
Idaho Co rosO0
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

UTAH-IDA INVESTMENT
COMPANY,
212 South Main St,
Rooms D and 8.
Bell 632, Ind. oe1.
r2S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

beautiful fiat site on 1st ave. west c
A. 573X1G5. at 1925 per foot. Grand vie1
OF s. j.. valley from rear You get doupl
frontage on this piece and only pay 10
one frontage.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

FOR SALE-So-ACRE HOMESTEADi
best soil level: good house: watered
from iO-foot wide canal direct from 3.
mile-long reservoir; under Boise Payette
canal ready for use: one mile from car
line, 4 miles from Caldwell: school and an,
church half mile. WIN bear closest int
spection Must be sold by juno 18TH. IL
YOU want it at s225O cash you will have
to hurry Write or telegraph. r. F'arrar.
Cnldwell. Ida. IooNo
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

sl9 ,0OO-65x10O, T. OF way, with elegant
double terrace on Main street,
close in, all improvements paid.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

5 {, S,OOO-lG5x33O feet, Sth South. near
West Temple fine place to build
court.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

S4500.
T-room br., mod, 4th So. just
east OF 4th East; 25XS rods; close
in and splendid location.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-01

z. l.. CASADY e. co.
400 Atlas Block. 1859
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
PIONEER INDIAN
FIGHTER MOVES TO PORTLAND

Portland.-Willam Morfitt, for 40
years a Malheur county stockman
and a pioneer Of 1S47, has recently
closed out his interest in and near
Ontario, Ore, and purchased prop
erty in this city, where he intends
making his future home
Mr.. Morfitt is one of the best in
formed men in the Pacific north
west on the early history Of the Ore
gon country and northern Califor-
nit. He remembers numerous Incl
dents connected with the Indian
wars of '52 and '55 and was a wit
ness of many thrilling scenes in the
early pioneer rays of eastern Ore
gon. He was a scout on the staff of
General Howard in the Piute war of
1878 and was intimately acquainted
with that daring old Indian fighter.
Mr.. Morfitt was a friend and as
sociate Of Generals Hood and Crook
when they were leutenants in the
same company stationed at Fort
James, California, in 1853. He knew
many of the young army officers.
who, in the early SOS. were stationed
at military forts in Oregon and north
ern California and who afterward be-
came famous as commanders in the
federal and confederate armies Mr..
Morfitt is a native of England. He
came to this country when very
young with his parents, and crossed
the plains when but nine years of
age. Although past 72, he is still
leading an active, busy life.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
THE CLERMONT.
First Passage by Steamboat From
New York to Albany.

First Passage by Steamboat From
New York to Albany.
In August, 1S08-the exact day Is n
matter Of dispute-the steamboat Cler-
mont made the first passage by steam
from New York to Albany. The dis
tance, somewhat less than $50 miles,
was covered in thlrty-two hours, a
record hailed as a triumph in speed,
for previously the passage between
the two cities averaged four days.
Robert Fulton had experimental
with steam several years, but the Cler-
mont was the first boat he constructed
on large scale. AS he could not get
the engine he wanted in this country
he ordered one from England. The
Clermont was 80 reconstructed In the
following winter that II gave more
commodious accommodations to trav-
elers, and the year 1908, which was
the first year Of regular travel by
steamboat. Fulton made 1t a point to
start his boat precisely on scheduled
time. Curiously enough, portion of
the public complained of this. 1t was
not until well along II the summer
that travellers got accustomed to II.
Previously boats had been held FOR
two hours at the request Of passen-
gers who weren't ready. Fulton's per
severance won public approval before
the season closed.-Anaconda Stand
ord
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
Cleared His Doubts.

4 well known English gentleman
engaged a tall and powerful high
lander to act as gamekeeper on his es.
tate. Having been a considerable time
at his post and not having caught
any poachers. the gentleman suspect
ed his gamekeeper of carelessness.
So one dark night he disguised him
self and went out with a gun to poach
on his own ground. He had fired only
one or two shots when he was sud
denly pounccd upon from behind and
his gun wrenched away. Then kicks
and blows were showercd upon him
until he fell down half nseusille.
The highlander then walked away
quietly. and when the gentleman re-
covered sufficiently lie Crawlod home
and took to his bed fer two weeks.
He has now no doubts as TO whether
the man can perform his duty or not.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
NOTICE.

Sealed proposals will be received
up to o'clock p. m. Tuesday. July
6, 1909, for furnishing school district
No. 16, Umatilla county, Oregon,
with
100 cords of red fir wood in four
foot lengths, same to be cut from
green body timber and to be sea-
soned; and
1875 tons of lump coal, each bidder
to specify the kind of coal to be sup
piled.
The board Of directors reserves the
right to reject any and all bids.
Said fuel to be delivered at the
different schools as directed by the
city superintendent Of schools.
Address all bids to the undersigned
and endorse the envelope. Proposals
for Furnishing Fuel"
LOT LIVERMORE,
Clerk OF School District No 10.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05

The old man sat on the park seat,
rivers Of tears flooding his clothes. \
sympathetic passerby, noting the high
tide, stopped and asked If he were ILL.,
Yes, sir" said the sorrowing old
fellow. I've jest 'ad bad news from
'ome. The 'ouse that as sheltered me
for years is to be torn down, and
'aven't a penny to my name to stop it.
Everybody will be turned out, and
goodness knows whatll 'appen to 'emr'
Poor soul" said the sympathetic
pasSerby, bestowing penny on the
sad old man. "That isn't much, but
you are welcome to 1t. And where is
this old home of yours, my friend?"
up at the joil. sir" replied the old
man. 'It seems very hard. I've lived
there five and twenty years. London
Opinion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
DAY At THE
SEATTLE EXPOSITION SEPT. s

Seattle, July 5.-Parades. picnics.
music, fireworks and sporting events
VIII mark the celebration of farmers
day at the Alaska Pacific ex-
position September s.
G d. Wilson of Poag, ILL.,, has been
appointed director general of the day
and is preparing an elaborate pro-
gram in which all farmers of the
northwest will be Interested At both
the ST. Louis and jamestown exposi-
tions all arrangements for the day
set aside for the farmers were made
by Director General Wilson.
The morning parade at the EXPOSE
tion on farmers day will! be partici-
pated In by agriculturists from WASH
ington. Idaho. Oregon and British CO.
lumbia. Then will come the address
of welcome by President Chilberg.
Shortly after IL o'clock the farmers
will assemble on the ground near the
shores of Lake Washington for
basket picnic.
During the afternoon 1t is proposed
TO nave an unusual feature known as
the Bells of Christendom in which
700 young girls from various parts
of the United States will take part,
Wire connections will be made with
bells in Seattle and about the cities
of Puget Sound and at given signal
the young girls will press the cleo
trio buttons, ringing hundreds of
bells.
The rainbow banquet in the even
ing will be an international affair for
invitations are to be sent to foreign
countries to have representatives
present on farmers day.
Farmers from all over the north
west will come to Seattle in great
numbers for the celebration of far
mers day and September will no
doubt be a banner day in the history
Of the Pacific Worlds Fair.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
THROW OUT THE LINE.
Give Them Help and Many Pendleton
People VIII BE Happier.

"Throw Out the Life Line
The kidneys need help.
They're overworked-can't get the
poison filtered out of the blood.
They're getting worse every minute.
VIII you help them?
Doan's Kidney Pills have brought
thousands of kidney sufferers back
from the verge of despair.
VIII cure any form of kidney trou-
BILE.
Mrs. G. w. Propeck of Elgin, Ore,
says "Doan's Kidney Pills have
proven of great value to me, Kidney
complaint troubled me all my life
and I was gradually becoming worse.
I never found a remedy that would
give me relief and my life was bur-
den. / was subject to dizzy spells, my
back ached severely and the kidney
secretions were so irregular in pas
sage as to cause me great incon-
venience. Whenever took the least
cold, 1t was sure to settle in my kid
neys and greatly aggravated my suf-
fering. tried several remedies which
seemed to give me temporary relief
but the attacks were sure to return.
At last 1 learned about Doan's Kid
ney Pills and procured box. Before
I had taken one-half the contents
was free from backache and my kid
neys became normal. have not had
any trouble since and give Doan's
Kidney Pills the credit for my pres
ent good health"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
HER MISTAKE.
Tho Way It Was Explained to Her by
the Clumsy Man.


Owing to the fact that the car lurch-
ed suddenly as he was passing along
the aisle Bronson was deprived Of
his balance, with the result that In
attempting to save himself from fall
Ing he clutched one of the shoulders
Of handsome woman who had sue
ceeded In getting a seat. Moreover
he knocked her beautiful hat awry
and with great difficulty avoided step
ping on her toes. AS he succeeded In
recovering his equilibrium the lady
turned toward him and said
"You contemplate pup! | wish you
to understand that | am not lamp
post or piece Of furniture to be
clung TO for support. You ought to
ride in cattle train. You have no
right TO crowd in where you can tear
other people to pieces with your big,
awkward hands. You pitiful cIownl
You ought to be thrown out into the
street. You are not fit TO be allowed
to go where you are likely to inter
fere with the comfort Of refined peo.
pie. You unmannerly pumpkin! You
deserve TO be-
Excuse me, madam" Bronson man.
aged to say, you have made mis-
take"
"a mistake" the lady demanded,
her eyes flashing with wrath "What
do you meanY
81 am not your husband. d."-Chicago
Record-Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-05
How ito Make a Cup of Cocoa.

Take a tablespoonful of cocoa and
put 1t in a tin cup. Add one teaspoon.
ful of granulated sugar and one table
spoonful of boiling water. Mix well,
so that there will not be any Jumps of
cocoa. Pour little less than one
half pint Of milk into saucepan and
cook II, stirring all the time, until
1t is scalded-1that is, until film
forms on It and 1t begins to bubble a
little. Stir the cocoa mixture into
this and cooS until it boils up.-De-
lineator.