The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1909-08-25


WINDOW Citizen: Be cafefuT what
you drink in hot weather. Here is
a receipt that will be Of benefit to
all: Take any kind Of fruit you like
smash it to pulp and strain off the
juice. Add little sugar, a little
lemon. a little allspice, little vine
gar, little of anything else you
happen to think about. Put this
mixture into cup. Then take an
other cup and fill it full of water
fresh from the we'll or hydrant.
Then throw the mixture in the first
cup away and slowly drink the con-
tents Of the second cup.
Olivia Times: A story is told of a
married lady who compared her
husband to handsome piano lamp
that ne had presented to her. Her
husband felt quite fattered until
she mentioned the particulars of the
resemblance. WELL" she said.
you know my dear, it has good
deal of brass about it, it is hand
some to look at, it is not remarkably
brillian, requires a good deal of at
tention, is sometimes unsteady on
its legs. liable to explode when half
full, flares up occasionally, is always
out at bed time and is bound to
smoke.
Sacred Heart Journal: We have
been shown design for an uphols-
tered front gate which seems des-
tined to become very popular. The
foot board is cushioned and there is
warm soapstone on each side; the
inside step being adjustable, so that
a short girl can bring her lips to the
line OF any given moustache without
trouble. If the gate is occupied at
1920 p. M, an iron hand extends
from one gate post, takes the young
man by the left ear, turns him
around and he is at once started to
ward home by a steel foot. The girl
can if she likes. set this part at
later hour than 1920.
An exchange in glancing over the
papers has discovered a number of
cases have been injured in various
parts of the anatomy. Here are a
few cases cited: While Miss Pearl
Kinsmore of East Wing, Indiana,
was coming down stairs she slipped
and bruised herself on the landing.
Amos Mittleby of Woolpost, Kansas,
while Harvesting a fractions horse
was kicked just south of the corn
crib. He is able to be out again.
While Harold Green of Beulah, Mis-
sissippi, was escorting Miss Violet
Goof home from a church sociable
Saturday night savage dog set up
on them and bit Mr.. Green four
times in the public square. Joseph
Tut of johannesburg, Iowa, climb
ed on the roof of his house last week
to find leak and slipped and fell,
striking on his back porch and caus-
ing serious injuries. Isaiah Trimmer
of Dolberry, Nebraska, was playing
with cat Friday, when the animal
scratched him on the veranda.
: Brown County Journal: An elder
ly man called at the home of Jos. P.
Vogel last Sunday and was met at
the door by Mrs. Vogel. He intro
duced himself as Geo. G. Entzmin-
ger of Chicago, and asked her
whether she knew him, to which she
replied in the negative. He then
showed her a picture of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Gabriel Serr, which
she recognized Immediately. Entz-
minger proved himself to be cou-
sin of Mrs. Vogel. They had spent
their childhood days together in
Bavaria. and had not seen each 9TH
err since 1858. Both are now over
sixty years old. The meeting was a
pleasant surprise and a family re.
union took place Monday evening.
Mr. Entzminger was formerly in the
grocery. business in Chicago and has
lately been travelling in various parts
of the country. When he arrived
here he made inquiries for the Serr
family and was directed to the home
of Mr.. Vogel on Broadway, which
| again proves that this wide world is
q small nlaca after all