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The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12
D. N. Mouser, of Spa rta' called o,
Virginia friends last evening.

| D. NJ. Mouser, of Spa rta' called on
Virginia friends last evening.
The Study Club will meet next
Monday afternoon with Miss Mabel
Eaton.
I'D. Lamont left Wednesday for a
trip of two weeks duration at Battle
Creek, Mich.
DR.. l. Van Domlin returned Tues
day from business trip of several
days at Ely.
If you wish an evening of solid
endowment, 20 to the Grand. Good
show every night.
Supt. and Mrs. +. D. Mcneil re-
joice over the birth of a baby girl
at their home this morning.
A bright baby girl was welcomed
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. E. X.
Saul on Saturday morning last.
The Ladies' Aid of the Presby-
terrain Church will meet at the
church next Wednesday afternoon.
O. H. Griggs, manager of the Vir-
ginia Electric Power & Water Co.,
attended to business in Duluth the
first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Erick Ostlund and
children left on Sunday last for an
extended visit with relatives and
friends in Minneapolis.
Miss Dennis and Miss Warren,
who have been in quarantine for
the past ten days, will resume their
school work on Monday.
J. A. Shields returned the first of
the week fro1n Rainy River, where
he has been in the employ of
lumber concern duriug the season.
AlCnle Dun0, VI N01SnOl0, anu
A. O. Smith, of Duluth, were in the
city Saturday on business, remain
ing over Sunday as the guests of
Vire mia friends.
Mrs. N. Mccarthy visits at her old
home at Des Moines, Iowa, where
she was called by news of the
condition of her aged father, who
is reported as being very low.
Be sure and not forget the good
Turkey Dinner Wednesday, from
$50 to 8: p. my given by the Pres
byterian Aid in the basement os
the church. Tickets 80 cents.
Mrs. J. D. Lamont and Mrs. Fred
Lerch were among range visitors
to Duluth yesterday, being attend
ants at the Madam Schumann-
Heink concert last evening.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the
Norwegian Luthern Church will
meet with Mrs. ]. Hovland, Spruce
street, next Wednesday afternoon,
at 2:3O o'clock. All are welcome.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

WANTED.-Offer on stumpage in
Sections 81 and 80, township 81,
range n. Heavy spruce and tam.
arack on one forty. Qne-fourth mile
from Ash Lake spur of the Duluth,
Rainy Lake & Winnipeg Railway.
BARGH & PERHAM,
Eveleth, MINI.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12
NOTICE !.

$500 REWARD wifi be
paid for Information that wifi
lead to the arrest and convic-
ton Of persons stealing prop
erty owned by this company.
Tie Virginia e.
Rainy Lake Co.
c. II. Roger, Sept.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

]. w, Murphy, of the Virginia
Dray and Fuel Line, attends to
business matters in Duluth TODAY.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Book-keeper and Stenoqrapher.
Wanted, a position as book-keep
er and Stenographer by compe
tent and experienced young lady
Address IN" care Enterprise, Vir
ginia, Mimi.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12
For Sale.

Two sets of camps, containing a
large amount of good lumber. Near
Silver mine. For sale cheap.
LONG & ERICKSON, Virginia.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Mrs. B. F. Smith. of The Fay, has
as guest this week Mrs. Billings,
of Biwabik.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Rev. H. E. Neff and w. T. Bliss
left Tuesday evening for Mr.. Bliss
claim on the Sand Lake branch,
where they camped on the trail Of
the biggest buck in the flock in
readiness for action when the deer
season opened.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Two or three rooms, furnished OF
unfinished, suitable for light
housekeeping, wanted. Address
X, care Enterprise.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

The NJ. E. Ladies' Aid will meet
on Wednesday afternoon next with
Mrs, William Moore, 2l1 Central
Avenue.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Superintendent Mark Elliot, of
the Interstate Iron Co., was a Du-
luth visitor Wednesday.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

MONEY TO LOAN on easy pay
ments. City and farm lands bought
and sold. LOUIS n. OSBORN,
1O.l3tf First Natl Bank R,du
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

A handsome new line of picture
moulding just received at H. S.
Gillespiie's, 42l Maple St. Framing
neatly and promptly done.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. G. Butler left TO-
day for Madison, Wis.,, where they
are called by the illness of their son
Charley, who attends the Univere.
ity of Wisconsin. The young man
RECEIVERS from an attack of typhoid,
but is not getting along as we'll az
might be wished, and it is possible
he will accompany his parents
upon their return home.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12
norwegian lutheran Church.

Services next Sunday at 1890 a. m.
and 7:45 p. m. Sunday Schsol, both
English aud Norwegian, at noon.
Midweek service Wednesday eve
ming. Our people are most cordial
ly invited to these services.
J.. I. Fadum, Pastor.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Remember the Grand puts on the
best attractions of any theatre on
the ranges.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

WANTED.-Ali newly married cou.
pies going to housekeeping to call
and see our handsome line of Rich.
ardson's Superlative Carpets, Rugs
Curtains and Linoleums. Virginia
Store Company.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Ransom Metcalf, formerly of the
Virg1nian but more recently pro-
prietor of the Two Harbors Iron
News, was in the city Tuesday and
Wednesday for a brief visit with
his parents and friends prior to his
departure tor the west, Mr.. Met.
calfe has practically decided to
quit the newspaper business if
other opportunities offer, believing
their is more coin of the realm and
less labor in other pursuits.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

EYES.-Dr. Larson, the eye speci
alist, will be at Hotel Fay, Virginia
the Goth and 21st of every month
Latest methods in examining eyes
and fitting glasses in vogue. Ar
tiicial eyes fitted. 8.6tf.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

John A. Gamble, junior partner
of the Reinertsen-G Gamble Co.,
spent Sunday and Monday in Du-
luth, visiting with his parents
prior to their departure for the
south, where they will spend the
winter.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Mrs. w. J. Schulze will entertain
at a, large bridge and finch party
tomorrow afternoon at her home on
Maple street.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

f. NJ. Richards was business
visitor to Duluth Tuesday.
Mrs. Marion Hambly was a bust
ness visitor to Hibbing Monday.
Miss Media Madden was the guest
of Hibbing friends over Sunday.
W. S. Pollock spent Sunday with
his family and friends at West Du-
luth.
Mrs. S. Lutes, of Biwabik, was
the guest of Virginia friends yes
terday.
Good show at the Grand each and
every night. Program changes
twice weekly.
J. r. Harrington was over from
Hibbing yesterday, looking over
local property interests.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. H. Griggs leave
today for visit with Mr.. Griggs'
father and other friends at Athens,
Pa.
Geo. V. Trimble and W. E. Hanna
ford leave tonight for the north,
with the expectation of using up
their hunting licenses.
Frank Canute IS one of the local
ni,nrods who always "gets one"
and left yesterday for his annual
deer hunt near Kinmount
NJ. A. Nichols, Of Buhl, was a Vir-
ginia visitor Monday evening in
attendance at the meeting OF Vir-
ginia Lodge No. 264, A. F. & A. NJ.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Doran re-
turned Tuesday from Rainy River,
Ontario, where they have been dur
ing the past season. Mr.. Doran
considers going to Alabama for
the winter.
Mrs. Edward Canute, of Winton,
was the guest of Mrs. Frank Canute
several days during the past week.
With Mr.. Canute she will in future
reside in Minneapolis, leaving Win
ton this week.
The Ladies' Aid of the NJ. E.
Church will conduct a home bak-
cry sale at the store of w. B. Pratt
& Co. every two weeks. The next
sale will be held on Saturday, Nov
ember, Goth.
J. r. Krogdahl was the first Vir.
ginian to bring the fruits of the
chase for the season, coming down
on the Wednesday afternoon local
on the Winnipeg with two fine
bucks in his pack sack.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

The Busy Bee Little Girls Society
realized $1,000 from their Bazaar
held at North Pole Hall last Friday
evening. Mrs. Carrie Gimee won
the Hardanger center piece.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12
FOR Sale.

House, 5 rooms, on Beech Street.
$4,000. Easy terms. A snap.
Louis n. Osborn.
Noxr 10 &c
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

County Commissioner McInnis
was in from, Eveleth yesterday,
sizing up the city hall improve
ments and court accommodations.
Mr.. Mc1nnis assures the Enterprise
that the proposed court house has
not been lost sight of and that it
will become a reality shortly.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

J. W. Lang, of Aurora. was a Vir
ginia visitor yesterday.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

J. W. Murphy, of the Virginia
Transfer & Fuel Line, had the mis-
fortune to lose a horse Saturday
evening, the animal dropping dead
on the street near the corner of
Chestnut and Wyoming.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

The deer season opened Wednes
day, and the number of red caps
red coats, and shining muskets
seen on the streets the day previous
indicated that the army of hunters
were not overlooking the opening
day.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

W. r. Emerson enjoys southern
trip, leaving the past week for a
tour of inspection of his holdings
in the Winnie, Texas, section, and a
sightseeing visit to other points.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Rooms TO RENT. 49, Furnished
rooms. Heat, light, bath. 500 Viii
low ST.. 4-23tf H f. DORsErT.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Mrs. r, A. Mclean and Miss
Josephine Sterile went to Duluth
yesterday, to hear Madam Schu-
mann-Heink at the Lyceum.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Wanted. - A girl for general
Homework. Call at J. L. Owens,
200 Central Ave. North.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ. Fay came
up from Duluth yesterday for a
few days visit. Accompanied by
Glen Quinn, who arrived last eve
ming, Mr.. Fay will go up the line
for few days hunting.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12
MASSAGE Treatment.

Massage Treatement by a special.
ist from Finland. Office, 2O2 Cedar
St. Day and night calls made.
1922 4w MIKE KARI.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Little Marjorie kehoe enter
tanned twenty-three of her little
friends last evening, on the oc-
casion of her fifth birthday.
Games were played and luncheon
was served, the young folks enjoy
ing a pleasant evening.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Frank Canute Is one of the local
nimrods who always "gets one"
and left yesterday for his annual
deer hunt near kinmOunt
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

J. r. Krogdahl was the first Vir.
ginian to bring the fruits of the
chase for the season, coming down
on the Wednesday afternoon local
on the Winnipeg with two fine
bucks in his pack. sack.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Geo. Y. Trimble and w. E. Hanna
ford leave tonight for the north,
with the expectation of using up
their hunting licenses.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

NJ. A. Nichols, Of Buhl, was Vir-
ginia visitor Monday evening in
attendance at the meeting OF Vir-
ginia Lodge No. 264, A. F. & A. NJ.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Nov. IL If.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

Mr.. and Mrs. O. H. Griggs leave
today for visit with Mr.. Griggs'
father and other friends at Athens,
Pa.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1909-11-12

J. r. Harrington was over from
Hibbing yesterday, looking over
local property interests.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
A Palama One.

1.-THE late Col. A. X. Mcclure was
a brilliant raconteur," said veteran
Clover Club man. 'Tll never forget
his pajama story.
''Col. Mcclure told this story at a
Glover Club dinner In the old Belle
we Of Philadelphia. 1t was story
EDout the Spanish War.
There was a regiment, 1t seems,
recruited from Conshohocken, CHINA
minson, Wawa and Manunka Chunk
and the ladies OF those Pennsylvania
towns got together after the regi'
ment's departure and made lot Of
pajamas for the soldiers Pajamas
we're a new thing In those days;
smart, exclusive, and so forth the
ordinary man wore nightshirt.
well, these paianas, in a half
dozen big packing cases went duly
Cubawards, but no word OF their ar
rival ever came back. The ladies'
waited about a month. Then they
wired to the colonel, a genial, whole
souled ConshohocRener:
Anxious to know II you got the
pajamas last month.
"The colonel had never heard OF
paiamas. He wired back:
"'Story is lie out Of whole cloth,
probably fabricated by enemies to
ruin me politically, Admit am not
total abstainer, but never had pa
jamas last month or any other time >
PHILADELPHIA Evening Bulletin.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
COVERED WITH HIVES.
Child a Mass Of Dreadful Sore, Itch
ing, Irritating Humor for 2 Months
I'm Terrible Plight-Discase
Cured by Cuticura

my six year old daughter had the dread
full disease called hives for two months.
She became afflicted by playing with chill
dren who had it. By scratching she caused
large sores which were irritating. Her
body was a complete sore but it was worse
on her arms and back. We employed
physician who left medicine but it did not
help her and tried several remedies but
without avail. Seeing the Cuticura Rene
dies advertised, ] thought | would try
them. | gave her hot bath daily with
Cuticura Soap and anointed her body with
Cuticura Ointment. The first treatment
relieved the itching and in short time the
disease disappeared Mrs G. L. FIidhoff,
Warren, Mich, June 80 and Judy 10, 'Os."
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

SKINNED MILK FOOD.

SKINNED milk is a splendid animal
FOOD fort growing and laying hens.
1t contains all the essential elements
OF the egg, and has the advantage
Of being diluted with water to fur
nish drink as well. It is good fed
In a natural state or mixed with 9th.
err feeds, Glover and alfalfa are
good egg-producing feeds. They con-
tain protein for the egg and lime
for the shell, and they may be fed
winter or summer, green OF dry. 1t
Is best to grind them to a meal for
dry feed.--Farmers' Home Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

indigestion or any stomach or liver ailment.
Munyon's PawPaw Pills regulate the
bowels, correct indigestion, constipation,
biliousness, torpid livep. jaundice, sallow
and dull complesions They purify the
blood and clear the skin of pimples, sores
and most eruptions.
One pill is a gentle laxative; two pile a
thorough physic. They do not gripe, they
Do not weaken. Price rs cents,
MUNYON'S REMEDY CO.,
SD and Jefferson Sts., Phila.. Pa.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
SEEING Is BELIEVING.

Isaac (who has just recovered from
typhoid doctor, you have charged
me for four weeks calls; viii pay
for only three weeks!
Doctor-But called on you every
day for four weeks, Mr.. Isaac!
Isaac-Vell, dere vas one week |
vas delirious and didn't see you
come in!"-New York Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

River, N. j., makes a
statement in this con-
nection that is worth
attention. Says he:
81 was suddenly TAX
en- with an attack of
kidney trouble, had
severe pains in my
back and loins and
was generally run
down. Doctors were
not helping me, so I
began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. They
brought me prompt
relief, and as | con-
tinued taking them
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
GIVING REASONS.

why do they call wave a swell?''
The beach enchantress asked
No beau Of all her string could tell,
Not one essayed the task
TIL, after heightened, silent while
The cynic up and spoke:
1T comes to shore in bang-up style,
But goes away dead broke!"
Judge.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

the pains in my back disappeared and
the kidneys were restored to normal
condition"
Remember the name-Doan's Sold
by all dealers. so Gel box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
A FAIR MAN.

Then you don't insist on having
your moneys worth of everything you
buy?"
No; only a reasonable percentage
OF my moneys worth. I'm willing to
let the other man make fair profit"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

Rough on Rats, unbeatable extermina tor.
Rough on Hen Loe, Nest Powder, CSC.
Rough on Bsdbugs, Powder or Liq'd, sc.
Rough on Fleaa Powder or Liquid, 25c.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, lSc, Liqd, 25c,
Rough ON Moth and Ants, Powder, a5c.
Rough on skeetsrs agreeable in use, aSo
Z. 8. Wells, Chemist. Jersey City, N. J.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
TESTING ON A SERIOUS MATTER

Wife-"Short weight on the steak
as usual. You never see the butcher
robbing himself"
Hub-"I dunno, my dear. I've
seen him steel his own knife. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

There will be promising opening
for many a skilled mechanic, pro-
phesies the Chicago Tribune, when
repairing aeroplanes becomes a reg
ular business
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

SCARED FROM RURAL SCENES.
What do spose it is dat is over
crowdin de cities?" asked Meander-
Ping Mike.
IT dunno" answered Flooding
Pete. unless it's dis habit farmers is
gittin' into of advertiser fur harvest
hands. Washington Star.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

few weeks ago l gave one Of your Medlca'
ted Salt Bricks 70 an old mule who mad lost
his appetite. and become very thin and life
less After using IT noticed decided I'M
prnyement In his condition. and after giving
him the second one he can kick up his heels
with the colts and "ioln In their plays"
NJ s. HERRAN, O.. p, Hale CO..
Newbesne, Ala, February %, 1908,
DIacknaO Stock Remedy Company
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE
N your dealer doesn't sell IL ssk
him to write for prices.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

When we describe a man as being
"whCle-souled," "good-hearted," or "of
a fine spirit" we use words meta
phorically, admits the Christian Reg
lister, but the meaning is plain.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

las a rule" said Uncle Eben, in
the Washington Star, tain no use O.
lookin a gif' boss in de mouth. De
fact dat he we're a gif' is a purity
sure sign he's no good"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
GLOOMY RESEARCH.

80 you are again at your micro
scope investigating germs"
YES" answered the scientist; 81
am the man you read about who Is
always looking for trouble. Wash
ington Star.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
OH. MABEL

Miss Mabel - 81 heard mamma
talking about your shooting a fume
in the West, Mr.. Weete."
Bill Weete-"Yes, Miss
Miss Mabel-"Tell me, what other
big animals have you shot?"-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
TICKLE, TICKLE GIRLS.

Elsie-"You remember, dear, that
young man you were sweet on last
year at the beach. | suppose you
will go to the same place this year,"
May-"oh, no; he might be
there. Boston Transcript.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
INTERESTING TO GIRL.

"But what made you irritate her
father?"
Il had to do it. l wasn't any too
popular with the girl until her father
forbade me the house. "-Louisvill
Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
THERE WAS HAIR-PULLING.

Mrs. Scrapp-"John, are you 60
ing to Mr.. Browns wife's funeral?"
Mr.. Scrapp-"I guess not. 1t
makes one feel awkward, you know,
to go to anything and not be able to
return the invitation. Boston
Transcript.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

Says the St Louis Post-Dispatch:
There are two Bernard Shaws-one
a good deal OF a clown, the other a
good deal OF a genius. Which one is
coming TO America?
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

Ii looks, to the Indianapolis News,
as II hazing at West Point would
have to be permanently suppressed
again.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
THE BALD TRUTH.

Polite Hairdresser--"Try a bottle
of this preparation, sir. Splendid
thing for badness"
~ Customer (sarcastically) so It
tmay be, but I've got all the badness
/ want, thank you. Pearson
Weekly.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

Walter Broadbelt, Of Wflliston, Pa,
claims to have hen that last year
laid 247 eggs, of which ten were dou.
HE yolked
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

Hamlins Wizard Oil is over fifty years
old and, like an old friend, it can be de-
pended upon just as surely az the family
doctor who may be miles away.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.

low did e git on with the peg at
Chaggivord, then, Garge?"
"Oh zold en- perty middlin' like,
but 'er didn't make wat thought 'er
wild. | didn't think er wild. The
Taller.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething softens the gums, reduces inlap1ma-
ton, allays pain, cures Wind collie. 26e / ottle
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
Sugar coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07

CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He-I feel like a fool tonight.
She-So glad you've recovered.
Boston Transcript,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-10-07
THE POET.

DO you believe in Inspiration"
"Oh, yes. A call from a bailiff will
always set me to grinding out verse"
Louisville Courier-Journal.