Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-01-08

ldggle Jor- John and Fritz Miller twins
the sitting aged n.
ut forty of
ends of the You caused LOT of sunshine
and were in the Smith home when Won rails
wife by FL ed Willie Smith pay.
He-Sunshine is good word.
y the guests She-Whyi
ming room, He-The Smith familv's 4;ov
table well was caused by the sons raise
us feast to Bibe Dudley.
justice.
non was mott "Why," asked the Silly Senior
rand-fathers "was Moses the first football
present and playerf'
MY years OF Give it up replied the Be-
forged Freshman.
ON were the Because he was the earliest
BEAUTIFUL and one of record who was in the
PUSHES Lincoln Star.
! prosperous
home is at "Why don't Won on IN ,uork in
e Is employ. stead Of begging and boozingi"
tnlrd daugf Il will, boss, as soon as there s
d. nJordan, an openin' in my trade. An /
RESIDENTS amt got long to wait, nuther"
What is your tradei"
I'm track walker for areo-
mas about plane lines. Philadelphia Bulle
recent spell tin. .t.
"What are these notches in
spent New vonr onn o., asted Tho fl;rt NH,
'ys ana lam was visiting the ranch. "They
represent men,, replied Cactus
Sim "WhO Thought thew WIS
and wife of smarter tbon 7 r,1n "a c"o5
d here with DO I'm ha,,o ~ no.ob go
"ie iaS' sol handle. Louisville Courier
Journal.
hOuser, who .uo,r 1;..,o s,,ooo., mill no,,o
isit with her on1,;o',, noorlo do,un -, folIo-r
:. T,- Loo "What do you meant
~ -i' 'i''iu' II went to a church supper
,ou, u- last night and ordered some
TO- I'm oyster soup. All the other peo-
= NJ, -Aa u.s. pie at the table looked black at
. - tbo r"s me because l accidentally happen
~ ed to get the oyster. "-Baltimor'
American. -,.,.--, 49,,
M Us. c. Effie, on her first visit to the
Gov - country, saw number of chick
parents, Mr.. Gus iiom 'ne MI ilon III, pVfon VI
wood. .1in nOuSe in0 on.iu ""'Inou
arlos Patton lindusriously scrached around. FL
.shnro Kon nally she turned and ran to her
;s;t with ~. mother. "Oh, mother" she criet
" and o+ber "come out on the porch and
= see the chickens wiping their feet
on the grass. "-Harper's Week
pan w.,k;n, ly.
, past few p.
mighty good u is related Oy tne Sallna Jour-
{ s. bushels nal that two ragged specimens
MS foot last shivered complainingly under the
water tank at Fort Scott wait
ing for the south-bound freight.
,,ho b.. boo, II wasn't always this way"
~ ~ l,'S 49, ~ grumbled one, II used to be
~ anu niaoA proof reader" ''The hell you
n AZ" Stab;aon did," replied the other, II used
70 aoaOmnan to be linotype operator" And
the policeman who separated
them said it was the wickedest
scrap he ever saw.
the name Of
cen employed Two oolored sisters living in q
r. A"u manu- suburban town met on the street
TIE nacnln one day, and Sister Washington,
anu TWO OF who had recently joined the
mpletely cut church woO doSor;b;n, bor ov.
7ill be unable por;onoo. ssDood Mss Iobrs;no
me' Use jined the Baptise church,
=. o.. but couldn't do all the jining
o1 :. oouen el here cause they had to take
" M nli'unS a. me to the city church to baptse
= ne guesS me. You know there amt no
%Nus c .onAe pool room in the church here p
Steuri, Mr.. ~
% M. . anu One of the Tammany delegates
a. DO na' ny s at the Denver convention was ap.
- noa. o;.I preached by an old acquaintance
H'' s''' WIN who was badly down in his luck
on.....;nod Siding up to the Tammsny he
:. fsm;Ir S;n said: Say, Billy, lend me TWEEN.
Is M ty, will youi I'm short" The
!. U Goo c,~m New Yorker went down into his
! M ~ Matte pocket, fished out big roll and
, ls s~J handed a ten-dollar bill to the
|, and NJ. q. seedy one. "Say Billy" said
ita, and Mr.. .N ~ ". INC WN'n' l seiu TWEEN,
/ and dsugh- y. M! 1 KNOW you qia' saia
way is fairer. You lose ten and
Heart, or Kid 'oSe 'en' oeef-H1'
M least fp,