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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

staying here and hammering away at the
tariff
But say" said the general. eff I can
ever get started, I've got a trip planned
that's a cOrker. It's a five weeks jaUnt
to Barcelona and it's cheaper than stay
ing at homie, You'd better come with
me-"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
NO MORE "cHEAP" TRIPS.
CWashington Timas. }

General Clarence Edwards was telling
Representative Tawney his vacation trou-
bles, said he'd only had eight days off all
last year, and now he was again threat
ened with no rest if congress persisted in
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
AFTER CHURCH.

Little Girl-Mother, why did they sing
that hymn "fOr those In peril on the
sea-" Was il for the poor people who
are out in ships?
AIother-No, dear; for the rich ones
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
CURED FRUITS.

New York, Aug. 13-EvapOrated apples
continue steady: prime fruit Sc; fancy,
S24G9lzc; choice, SdSlzc; prime, 7l071Rc;
common to fair. 50624c.
PruneS-Firm. California, 2Ld1lLc;
Oregon, 6U9c.
ApricOts-Unchanged Choice, 10d10Hc;
extra choice, 101zIlOS4c; fancy, ual3c.
Peaches-Easier. Choice, 5L66C; extra
choice. 61406a4c; fancy, 7dSlsc
Raisins-Dull. Loose muscatel. 31204bc:
choice to fancy seeded. 4a4 d6c: seedlings.
3@s Q515c; London layers, $115aL2O
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
MccleIlan's Symphony Orchestra

Concert at Saltair tomorrow, 4:S0 tC
$50. In restaurant, 8 to 9:15, Fifty
performers. A musical treat.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
We erew ID in sac Lake

IN five years from a dinky shop on the
quality of our work. Century Printing
CO., 55-57 POstOfice place.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

p CT You have come. You know us and
= we know you The acquaintance is
D pleasure. And therefore we are sure
! your visit has been enjoyable. You
p have been ideal guests; you have
= adapted yourselves to conditions; been
D good natured; made yourselves right
y at home. Now that the visit is draw
d ing to close, you are beginning to
y think of home-of certain purchases
8 to carry back to loved ones; souvenirs
y and other things which will call you to
b the stores. We have RETAINED from
u calling your attention to business this
b week. Now that but one day remains
D we take this means of inviting you to
b this interesting emporium. Not in the
ID spirit of urging you to buy, though we
h shall be pleased to serve you; rather
ID we want you to come in and see the
K big store; look around. Inspect the
Dt pneumatic tube system which carries
cash to a given point; view the beauti-
b full displays; note the rich, simple fix
lures; take the elevators to the second
D. floor; enjoy yourselves in the COM
modiOus rest room; go to the floor
b below. q In the store you will find
excellent service; force of painstaking
b salespeople; indeed the hour will be
enjoyably spent.
ID q On Saturday evening an enlarged
orchestra will render an appropriate
Dl program.
r 81 Come IN and see hoaU business rs
10 transacted IN o. great store.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
UNNECESSARY.
brooklyn Lie. J

Mrs. Dyer-Haye you ever called on the
people in the next apartment?
Mrs Gossip-NO: the walls are so thin
that I know all about their affairs.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Walkers the shopping centre-tO ac-
cOmmOdate the G.. A. r. visitOrs-CDen
until $3.50 tonight.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
MY LITTLE GIRL.

Cora A. Matson DOlson in Youths Gem
panlOn.
The laughing guests have come and gone
/ walked as in q dream,
Was in my hand, my needle, mine
That seWed the silken seam?
She grew so graceful, slim and tall,
So sweet and maiden-wise;
Yet still for me the Child-heart looked
From out her wondering eyes.
They say it was the Wedding March
1 heard the players play;
MY little girl My little girl.'
Was all my heart could say
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Walkers the shopping centre-to &C.
commodate the G. A. r. visitors-oper
until $3.50 tonight.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Walkers will remain open until $3.50
tonight to accommodate the G.. A. r
visitors.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Horse races. Wandamere, Saturday,
2:30 p. m.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
JUDGE is ovERRULED BY WIFE

Best horse races in years at Wan
damere Saturday.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14
MeCIeIIan's symphony orchestra

Concert at Saltair tomorrow 4.3O TO
$50. In restaurant to 9:15. Fifty
performers. A musical treat.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Don't miss the horse races Saturday
at Wandamere track.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

clapped his hand 10 his wounded pocket,
book and walked away musing sadly To
himself about the ways of the tribe ~
higa rollers, Of whom General Edwards is
not enormously supposed to be which.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

"Leviathan" Meals, City Prices.
ASK for anything" The best Of
cuisine. Quickest Serice.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Shop tonight at Walker's-store open
until $3.50 to accommodate the Ct. A. r.
visitors.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

Do you ask me the place of the valley,
Ye hearts that are narrowed by care
It ieth afar between mountains,
And God and his angels are there.
And one is the dark mount of Sorrow,
And one the bright mountain of Prayer.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-14

And have seen thoughts in the valley
All, me, how my spirit was stirred!
And they wear holy wells on their faces
Their footsteps can scarcely be heard
They pass through the valley like vir
gins,
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
Grubworm Races.

An odd form Of animal contest
used to be practiced by Office clerks
IN London some years ago. 1t was
known as grub racing, and nearly
every younger clerk had his stable
OF racers. These worms were bred
in nuts or apples and carefully sta
bled between two walnut shells.
They were selected by placing them
IN the center of a piece Of paper,
and the one that proved most adept
IN making a speedy bee line to the
edge Of the paper was matched
against the pick of a rival stable
Some of the fastest could not be in
duced to travel in a straight line
In racing parlance, they bolted and
were bad betting propositions. But
when two came together that show
ed a disposition to run straight and
true the betting on the result was
lively enough to stir up the anti
gambling enthusiasts.-New York
Tribune.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
An InuersoIi Story.

Colonel Ingersoll was to speak in
a western town. AS an antidote the
good people announced for the fol
lowing night, can Answer to Inger-
soil" Circulars were even scattered
about the hall the night before, and
one was handed to Ingersoll by mis-
take as he made his way toward the
platform. He was fairly into his
subject when a mule attached to one
of the vehicles about the entrance
opened up an opposition after the
manner of mules. Ingersoll paused,
listened intently till the music
ceased for an instant; then, shaking
menacing finger in the direction
whence the sound had come, he
cried:
''Hold on, there! You stop! Can't
you play fair? This is my evening
You are advertised for tomorrow
nightr -St. Louis Republic.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18

J At an unusually large dinner par
ty, where the guest of honor was an
English bishop, the butler, an elder
ly man, was obliged to bring in
from a friends house an inexpe-
rienced lad to help him in the din
ing room. The awkward helper an
noyed the butler beyond endurance
with questions as to his duties.
He continued Unfortunately until
the butler, worn out and nervous,
said ironically:
CAL you will need to do is to
stand behind the bishops chair, and
whenever his lordship puts down
his glass you must reach over and
wipe his mouth with a napkin"
That silenced his assistant. But
the young man actually took the or
der seriously, and as soon as dinner
began he stationed himself behind
the bishop, waited till his lordship
had drunk and put down his glass,
and then, as deliberately as his
nervousness would permit, he open
ed out large napkin and wiped the
dignifed old gentleman's mouth!
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
Valuina Precious Stones.

The expert diamond merchant
breathed gently on a handful of
gems.
''See," he said, "the stones take
on yellowish tinge when do that.
Diamonds are SO brilliant that it is
almost impossible to discern flaws,
but the moisture Of human breath
cloaks their brightness. Even then
it is not easy to value them correct
ly. There is one thing in our favor,
however, and that is that diamonds
have a fixed rate Of value. So they
are easier to price than colored
stones. For instance, few emeralds
are absolutely fawless, and how is
one to know exactly how much to
deduct for each little blemish p
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
NEST BUILDING.
Curious Facts About Birds, Squirrels.
Bees and Ants.

IL is a very common error to be-
lleve that with birds the knowledge
OF building nests is innate. This is
not the case. Birds have to be
taught this art in just as systematic
a manner as men are trained to be
builders.
Birds are undoubtedly born with
the instinct to carry little twigs and
the materials of which nests are
made, but unless they are instructed
IN the art of building they will drop
them IN a pile and never attempt to
weave them into nests.
AS a rule, it is just after the
young birds have learned to fly that
the older ones begin to teach them
the process of Intervening and lin
ing that is necessary to construct
nests. This is most complicated. To
arrange the little twigs so that they
will be symmetrical and strong
enough to hold the weight of the
mother bird and four or five little
ones to branch of a tree requires
good engineering ability.
The lining of the nest is usually
OF a much softer material than that
of which the outside is made, and to
place this neatly is also taught by
the older birds. Humming birds will
often follow cows for days to pick
up their soft hair with which to line
their nests, and they weave it as
compactly as piece of flannel.
A curious fact might be mention
ed here-that birds which have al
ways been in cages can never make
nests and are pitiably clumsy even
with cotton, wool and material that
has been given to them.
That nest building is taught is
also true of squirrels and mice, as
well as bees, wasps and ants. The
green ant of Australia, for instance,
is very clever in the building of its
nest. 1t appears to consider it an
irksome duty, however, that can be
hired out.
A small spider is therefore train
ed to do this work and acts as serv-
ant in all things. The green ants
pay the spiders for their labors in a
coin that they enjoy. 1t is by giving
them to eat a portion of the innu-
merable eggs that the ants lay. This
is most agreeable arrangement for
all, man included, as otherwise the
green ants would rival the rabbits
which overrun Australia.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
Spots and Stripes.

The spots upon young lions are
significant as indicating the close
relationship of lions, tigers and
leopards. On lion cubs the pattern
Of the markings is intermediate in
character between the stripes of the
tiger and the rosettes Of the Loop
ard, but inclines more toward the
former. East African lions retain
more or less distinct traces of these
early markings even when they
reach maturity. A distinct tiger-like
feature of the lion cub is a white
patch over the eye, which disappears
in the adult. Puma cubs show pat
tern quite unlike that of the lion,
tiger, leopard and jaguar.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
Oppotune.

1t was just as the curtain was be-
ing rung up that kind hearted Mrs
Grey suddenly remembered the in,
quiry that she had intended to make
about sick neighbor. She leaned
back and accosted Mrs. Bascom, who
had just moved in next door to the
sick friend.
"Can you tell me-" she queried
hastily, chow old Mrs. Davis is?"
A puzzled and reflective look
stole over the face Of Mrs. Bascom
as she turned for a whispered con-
sultation with third lady, directly
behind her.
Presently she bobbed back to-
ward Mrs. Grey, her forehead puck
cred. ri really am not quite GER
TAIN" she reported apologetically,
Shut l believe she is at least seven
ty-Ave. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
A Great Change.

Several years ago Lord Clonmel
brought to this country string of
race horses, and at the close of the
season Phil Dryer gave banquet
in his honor. Sheriff Tom Dunn Of
New York was called upon for a
speech.
Faith and this is the wonderful
country" said Dunn. 81 was a poor
Irish lad, and me dear old mother,
God rest her soul, hardly had pen
MES enough to bring me over. And
here l am tonight sitting cheek by
jowl with Lord Clonmcl himselfl
Why, me friends, back in the old
Tipperary days I couldn't get near
enough TO his lordship to hit him
with q shotgunp--Everybody's.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
THE DOCTORS QUESTION.
Advice Against the Use of Harsh Pur
gatiyeS and Physics.

A doctors first question when con.
suited by patient is, ia are yourIbowels
reguiar?" He knows that ninety. eight
per cent. of illness is attended with in
active bowels and torpid liver. This
condition poisons the system with nox-
lous gases and waste matter which nat
urally accumulates and which must be
removed through the bowels before
health can be restored
Salts, ordinary pills and cathartics
may be truly likened to dynamite.
Through their harsh, irritating action
they force passage through the bow
els, causing pain and damage to the
delicate intestinal structure, which
weskens the whole system, and at best
only produces temporary relief. The
repeated use Of such treatmen cause
chronic irritation of the stomach and
bowels, hardens their tissues, deadens
their nerves, stiffens their muscles and
generally brings about an injurious
habit which sometimes has fatal results.
We have positive. pleasant and safe
remedy for constipation and bowel dis
orders in general. We are so certain
OF It's great curative value that we
promise to return the purchaser's
money in every case when it fails to
produce entire satisfaction. This rem
edy is called Rexall Orderlies. We urge
you to try them at our entire risk.
Rexall Orderlies are very pleasant to
take; they act quietly and have a
soothing, strengthening, healing infiu.
ence on the entire intestinal tract.
They do not purge, grippe, cause nausea,
fistulence, excessive looseness, diar-
rh@a or other annoying effect, and they
may be taken at any time without any
inconvenience
Rexall Orderlies overcome the drug
ging habit and cure constipation and all
similar ailments, whether acute or
chronic. They are especially good for
children, weak persons or old folks.
Price, 36 tablets, Csc, and II tablets,
Toe. W. A. SANS & Co., druggists, Ma
rietta.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
SPANISH ETIQUETTE.
poIiteness to Servants and Even tbs
Street Beggsrs.


From what we saw and from
what happened to US I made up a
mace of Spanish etiquette. 1t is
11robablv not correct, but | offer it
Is the result of our experiences.
Other people may have had differ
emit impressions. If you are of the
female sex never wear short skirt,
sailor or English walking hat I'M
less YOU are willing to have people
stare at you and sometimes call
after YOU. If you have red hair dye
it or be prepared to be saluted as
1Rubia." Never bow to a man IN
less lie lifts his hat first. If you are
q man YOU may dress as an English
man, an operatic tenor or chorus
singer from Carmen without excit-
ing remark. Never wear glasses.
If YOU are blind take dog on a
string. When you sit down at the
table or arise always bow and say,
"Buenas." This is imperative. You
may jostle people without apology,
but never speak to any one without
saying "your grace" be he noble,
friend or beggar. ''Will your grace
do me the favor to bring me my
coffee at 9 o'clock tomorrow? P"
would strike an American bellboy
with dismay. But it is the literal
translation of the Spanish request.
Never tell beggar to clear out, but
say that you have left your purse at
home and that you will remember
him tomorrow or gently murmur
that God will reward him, whereat
he will smile, thank you and depart.
These same beggars, who spring
up on every side, seem to have a
code of etiquette we could not faith
ON. After two or three days there
we're few who begged only from
me, two or three others who be-
sought Jean. Evidently we were
understood to be the patrons of Ger
tain beggars who out of a crowd of
mendicants were the only ones to
approach US who would take their
dole with thanks or if we said ito
morrow" would smilingly back
away at once.
A trip into Spain ought to mean
more than sketches of life as we
saw it in a single city. Yet it was
our pleasure to linger on in Mad
rid, with the exception of three
days spent in Toledo and the Escu-
rial, for the whole of our two
months holiday, and to return d.
rect to Paris without seeing any Of
the southern country, SO beloved by
other tourists. So can any one won
der that to us Spain means Madrid,
the city of marvellous contrasts p
E. G. Allen in Outing.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
Too Suggestive.

The new patient had been put to
bed by the nurse. Upon waking he
inquired:
"Phwat did ye say the doctors
name was %
"Dr. Fitzpatrick" was the reply.
"fhot settles it." replied the sick
man. "rhot doctor will not git g
chance to operate on mel"
why not" asked the nurse
"He is a good doctor"
Maybe so, but not for me. You
see, my name is Patrick. ladies
Home journal.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18
The Gold Cure,

Silas-I hear yew hev bin takin'
tn gold cure, Hiram?
Hiram - WAL, yore hearin's
good.
Silas-But yew wuz never drunk
in yore life, wuz yew?
Hiram--Nope.
Silas-Then what'n blazes made
yew 60 an take tn cure fer?
Hiram-T keep me frum buyin'
one Nv them pesky gold bricks ev'ry
time went t teown, by grass =
Kansas City NewBbook.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18

One-half the world doesn't know
hcw the other half can afford au-
tomoblles.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18

All is not gold that glistens in
the mining advertisements.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1909-03-18

A self-made man who isn't proud
of his job is a great man. Also,
very rare.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-02
FORMER STATE ~"
PROFESSOR DEAD
PROF. JOHN MAcNlE PASSES
AWAY AT SONS HOME IN
MINNEAPOLIS, AGED e5
YEARS.

Grand Forks, NJ D., Nov 2.--Prof.
John Macnie, for nearly a score Of
years member Of the faculty Of the
North Dakota university, died Sunday
afternoon at the home Of his son, DR..
John 8. Macnie, in Minneapolis.
Anemia was the direct cause of his de-
mise, while he was also sufferer from
rheumatism. The funera1 will be held
this afternoon at 1880 o'clock from the
home, interment to be made in Min
neapolis cemetery.
The death OF Professor Macnie re-
moves one OF the most prominent of
the educators Of the northwest, and
one Of the most dearly beloved mem
bers Of the university faculty, of which
he was for so many years an active
member. One OF the most scholarly Of
men, finding more pleasure in doing
deeds for others than for himself, his
circle of friends was only limited by
the number of his acquaintances.
which was very broad.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-02
LANSFORD Will
Soon BURN GAS
TRENCHES ALREADY BEING DUG
AND PIPE EXPECTED WITH
IN A FEW DAYS.


Langford, NJ. d., Nov. 2.--Lansford
will be lighted by natural gas within
three or four weeks if the plans Of
the local company E-aterialize. With
over three miles Of trench already
completed and the order in for the
necessary pipe, citizens Of this place
have become enthusiastic over the
bright outlook. With Westhope al
ready burning natural gas Lansford
proposes to be a close second.
Developments in thu Mouse river
gas belt during the w el. have been
extremely interesting. Another well
has been discovered near Westhope
which has proved to be very good
one. There has been more or less
trouble with the pressure, which has
been too strong. but this win soon be
remedied.
The finds that have been made have
stirred UP the entire county as it is
believed that in the course OF a few
months the natural ga3 will be used
throughout this section.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-02
AFFINITY GAME
WAS CHECKED
STARK COUNTY OFFICIAL Ar,
RESTS WIFE AND HIRED
MAN AFTER A TOUGH
CHASE.

Dickinson. N. D., Nov. Mrs. VIM.
Schwable and j. H. Simmons, the
former mother of three children and
the latter a farm hand. are lodged
in the Stark county Jail on, charges
made by the womans husband. The
case is one of the affinity brand in
which the defendants were arrested
after rather interesting and exciting
chase by the county authorities.
MIR. and Mrs. Schwaible reside on
a farm ten miles south of Dickinson.
while Simmons was employed on u
farm near by. Mrs. Schwable decided
that country life was not to her lik-
ing and in company with Simmons
came to Dickinson. The officials here
were notified and prevented the cou-
pie from boarding a train for Bis
marck. They then drove to Glad
stone, where they were later found
on farm and taken into custody al
about 8 O'Clock In the morning.
The SchwabIe family have resided
IN this section about three years,
coming from Minnesota The hus-
band says a similar affair occurred
about ten years ago. Neither the wo-
man nor man have secured bonds as
yet.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-02
CHANCE
TO PROSECUTE
ELEMENT OF MYSTERY IN ANETA
CASE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE
THAT RUFFANs WILL
BE CAUGHT.

Aneta, N. D., Nov. although the
evidence introduced at the inquest was
sufficient to warrant a verdict to the
effect that little Kenneth Mckenzie
met his death as a result of an as
sault by unknown parties, the proba-
lulities are that the offenders will
never be brought to justice. 1t is now
over week since the dastardly as
sault upon the lad was committed but
up to the present time there has not
been one single clue that would lead
to the identification or arrest Of the
guilty parties.
There Is such an element OF mys-
terry in the case that the officials have
been unable TO make any stare in
finding the offenders. The little boy
gave absolutely no information that
would tend to fasten the guilt upon
anybody, while Simon Mckenzie the
father, says he has not an enemy in
the world who might seek vengeance
by killing his son.
The cause of the boys death was
liberation of the bowels, brought or
by the terrible burns the boy suffered