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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
UNCLE WALT
WHERE THE suNrLowER GROWS
LIONS AND ANTS
from Empord.

Once hunter upe lion near fhe hungry critters lair aud the cay that Hon auIed hn aas decidedly unfair; but the hunter whmpered uhen the surgeons ach their Mread, seped up fonyseven gashes n hes mutated head and he shomed the scars triumph and they gdve him pleasant fame and he aUays blessed the on that camped upon hs frame Once that hunter absent mind ed sat upon hW of ants and about million bit him, and you should haue seen him dance! And he used up lots ot language of deep magenta tint and apostro phsed the insects n style unfit to print. And it's thus wh wofldly troubles; mhem the big along, sereney to meet them feeling vaian bold and strong but te uedfy little porries with their poisoned stngs and smarts, put the Id upon courage make gray, and break our hearts.
 -WALT MASON Copyright, 1sos by George Matthew Adams.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

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 When you experience sourness of stomach, belching of gas and nauseating fluid, bloated sensation, gnawing pain in the pit of the stomach, heart burn (so-called), diarrhoea, headaches, dullness or chronic tired feeling-you need Ko- dol. And then the quicker you take KodoI-the better. Eat what you want, let Kodol digest it.
 Ordinary pepsin dyspepsia tab lets." physics, etc, are not likely to be of much benefit to you, in : digestive ailments. Pepsin is only
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
$875.OOO

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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

partial digesrer-and physics are not digesters at all.
 Kodol is a perfect digester. II you could see Kodol digesting every particle of food, of all kinds, in the glass test-tubes in our laboratories. you would know this just as well as we do.
 Nature and Kodol will always cure sick stomach-but in order to bo cured. the stomach must rest That is what Kodol does-rests the stomach, while the stomach gets well. Just as simple as A, B, c.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

An intensely practical and utterly un. poetical editor down south says the scent of the spring violsts brings not one half the genuine pleasure to his edi- tcrial sanctum that the scent of the spring guano brings. It is all in the point of smell.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

''It is more or less the fault of the railroads that they have become dis credited to such an extent,'' said Mf. Hartman recently. From this some what remarkable admission We conclude that MT. Hartman accepts the rain bows promise not only in good faith, but away above par.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

Young MT. Carpenter has been on the presidential secretary job for three en- tire weeks, and has not been blamed for anything in particular yet. Evidently he is in for an interesting, but not overexc;ting, time.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
Shifting Slugs
HE KNEW

HE KNEW
 Teacher-Yes, Willis; the earth goes around the sun. Now, what goes around the earth?
 Willie (confidcntly) --Hoboes, ma am Life is full of ups and downs,' said the wise guy.
 ''Yes," agreed the simple mug; "but somehow or other We don't seem to realize it till we begin to experience the downs
 Visitor-I see the papers gave your daughter wedding a great writeup. One of them said the scene beggared description.
 Father-Well, I don't know about that. But it pretty near beggared me.
 **%
 MAKING IT A GOOD BARGAIN Friend--I'm surprised that you, with your six-cylinder touring car, should have let Comeon give you the dust with his little runabont. He's all swelled up over it. Motorly-sh-hl sold him the run about. I kissed my girl in a taxicab, No trite and hackneyed lover was I, To kiss meath the stars, below the blue sky, In dale or in down, with traditional sigh, Nor cen the dark parlor brings me any balm, Meath the bah-eke the green waving palm. I wanted to give all the customs jab; So I kissed my girl in taxicab. Yes, rattling, noisy, fare-eating cab Away with traditions, my girl and said, As we kissed for five blocks in hired taxicab.
 A word from Josh Wise: ''An oys- ter isn't regarded as sensitive, because it can't holler-but, oh, how it would holler if it could. TAKING TIME BY THE FoRELoCK Mrs Riot Instyle- Sylvester, you may button my gown for me. Her Husband-But Ire not going out tonight.
 Mrs Riot Instyle--I know it, dear, but if you don't begin on this 500 but ton gown now, we will be late for the reception tomorrow night.
 #a*
 Mir. H. Peck-Life is full of contra dictions.
 Mrs. P.-And say it isn't.
 * Ex
 KNOW BETTER NEXT TIME "I'n never tell another man I'd rather dance than eat
 Why not?''
 He kept me waltzing until the res taurants were closed
 THE TEST Mabel Darling, would you lay. down your life for me7 Arthur-G Gladly, dearest. Mabel Then suppose you start right in by telling papa that we are engaged.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

Among the numerous possible sources of revenue not being considered by the government nowadays is the collection of fines from the Standard Oil company.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

Paderewski 8 attack of rheumatism has cost him $1O,ooo, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer. And that does not include his doctors bill, either, it appears.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

It looks like beer, it tastes like beer, but it is not beer" is the way an Alabama dealer advertises' one of his pet beverages. This will probably be rated in Birmingham and Montgomery as fine example of the depressing anti. climax.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

What on earth is tea?' asks the New York Evening Telegram. Just one of the cute little. mediums through which the humble consumer is going to pay some more of the tariff freight.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

A Maine statesman wants to tax all men of certain age who have made 'no reasonable attempt to get mar ricd.'' The trouble would be to enforce the law. No twelve jurymcn would ever be able to agree as to what constitutes reasonable attempt to get married v
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

The old saying, Where there's so much smoke there must be some fire, will probably rust out from non-use now. One of those intensely interesting and busy scientists claims to have in. vented an absolutely smokeless fire.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
Our Guarantee

Go Co your druggist today and get dol. lar bottle. Then after you have used the entire contents of the bottle if you can honestly say, that 1t has not done you an! he will refund your money without ques- ton or delay. We will then pay the drug, gist for the bottle. Don't hesitate, all druggists know that our guarantee is good. This offer applies to the large bottle only and to but one in a family. The large bot cent bottle.
 Kodol is prepared at the laborS tories of E. c. Dewitt & Co, Chicago
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

"Get after the men behind the pis- tols," says the Roanoke World. That is much better than getting in front of them, to be sure.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

If that town of Roosevelt, Wis, in sists on changing it's name, why not name it Vardaman?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

MT. Kiplng's Jungle Book was all right, of course. Before long, how ever, we shall have jungle library that will beat it to a fragile.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

In proposing an increased tax on stockings, congress is more than apt to find that it has put its foot in it sure enough.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

It is no longer necessary, we believe, for MT. Longworth to wear smoked glasses in order to feel conf in the reflected hmelight.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

Now that Colonel Duncan B. Cooper is out of jail, those who address him as Major do so at their peril, no doubt.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

Under the new tariff we predict that pink teas" will fads to pale amber color.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31
Better Not Get
 Dyspepsia

If you can help it. Kodol prevents Dyspepsia, by effectualy helping Nature to Relieve Indigestion. But don't triflc with Indigestion.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

The bill to prohibit red, white and blue tights has been favorably reported to the house.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-31

MAKING IT A GOOD BARGAIN
 Friend-I'm surprised that you, with your six-cylinder touring car, should have let Comeon give you the dust with his little runabout. He's all swelled up over it.
 Motorly-Sh-h! sold him the run about.
New-York tribune., 1909-03-21
By Sewell Ford
Drawings by F. NauX Wilson

way he said it. as You / get of an oil pautin from
5ceIn blueprint | can't put II the pcttISh shOul-
der wlggle that goes with Il. make my voice be
have like his did. Il was the most ladylIke voice |
ever heard come from heavyweight. one OF these
reg lar Oh-fudgc-L -LIzzie-I-d dropped ygum voices
And him with a chest him like a swell iron,
mahOg ny bureau
Splash" says / You mean, mean thing So
there"
Don't mind what he says at all Shorty. says
Snick. \ on wait! II fix him. and with that he
walks up Hcrmy shakes his finger under his
and proceeds to lay him out. Now what did tell
YOU; eh Heruy. says Snick One lump of sugar
in your tea-no pie-and locked III your room at
eight-thrty. Oh, ] mean It, You're here ,, nc
have yourself. Understand Take Your tngcio or
that necktc! Don't sIouch against the wall there,
either, You might get Your coat dusty. Dress tor
dinner, Didn't | wait fifteen minutes while Won
fused with your HAIR: And do YOU think you'~es
going 90 through all that again, You re dressed
for dinner, l tell you, But You don't get bite un-
less you do YOU It told Hear:
Ge-e-es sir Snltiles Hermy
Honest II was a little the oldest exhibition ever
saw Why, he would make Jyo Of Snick, this llcrmy
would and he has a PAIR Of shoulders like a truck
horse Don't ever talk to me about chlns again,
either Hermy has chm enough for a trust buster,
but that = all the good il seems to do him
You ain cast the hypnotic spell over him, have
Hypnotic nothingl" says Snick. That amt
man, its only music box!
A which," says /
Barvtone' says Snick. Say, did you
hear Bonci CarusO or any OF that mob warbet
No2 Well then I'll have to tell you Look at
Herrny there Take good long gaze at him And
sh-h-hl After he's had one show at the MetropO1-
tan he'll have that whole bunch carryin spears
New-York tribune., 1909-03-21

for tryin' on, bary,oncs. Besides, go, to catch
train"
All right" says Suisl Then well trot along
with YOU while ! tell You about Hermy- Honest,
ii iits as desperate a. AT that" says /, spiel
away.
A Nd of all the plungcs | ever knew Snick Buffers
ever ran across this that he up to takIn
Herny had all hls past performances put IN the
Accordin' to the way he deals it out. Snicl had
first discovered Hcrmy about year ago, found him
dom the trav balaucin act in porcelain lined
thrcc-o and -drdw-ouc parlor down on ScVcuthave.
lie was dom It bad. too.-gct,ln the orders mixed,
and spilliu soup the customers, and pasSln out
wrong checks. and hayIn the boss worked up TO the
assassination point.
But Hermy didn't even know enough to be dis
couraged. He kept right on slngsongn out his
orders down the shaft, cheerful as YOU please
OF punk and two mincc and let en- come in hurry
Silverl" You know how they do II in them {. b x
Q places2 Yes corncd beef and cabbage joints
With sixty seventy people III a forty by twenty
FIVE room and the dish washers slanmIn CrC~kery
regardless YOU got holler if YOU want the chef
to hear Iicrmy want much on the shout, so he
sang his orders And 1t this that gave Snick his
pipedrcam.
Now YOU know I've done more or less tra-a-la-
work myself" says he, and the season | spent on
the road of the merry villagers with an Er-
mimic outfit put me wise 20 a few things Course,
this open air ecturing has spoiled my pipes tor talr
but I've got my ear left, haven't Il and say,
Shorty the minute | heard that voice of Hermy
knew he was the goods
SO what does he do but 90 back later after the
noon rush was over, and get Hermy to tell him the
story of his life. 1t wa MT what you'd call thTlllIn
All there was to it was that Hermy double
orphan who'd been brought up IN Bridgeport, Conn,
by an uncle who was a danCin professor. The only
thing that saved Hermy from a bench IN the brass
New-York tribune., 1909-03-21

Is this something YOU dreamed Snick, says l..
'' or is it a sample of your megaPhOne talk:
You don't believe it. of course, says he. mat
what ] brought him up here tor. Herny, turn on
the Toreador business!
"Eh2" says l. then sees Hermy gettrn INTO 10
position 70 cut loose. Back up there! Shut 1t on
What do know about iudgin' singers on the hoot
Why. he might be all you say, or as bad as Id be
willin TO bet; but / wouldn't know 1t, And what
odds does it make TO me- one way or another,
Il know, Shorty" says Snick, earnest and
pleadin b but you re my last hope I've simply got
to convince YOU
sorry Snick," says 1; but this amt my day
New-York tribune., 1909-03-21

works was his knack for poundn out twosteps and
waltzes on the piano; but at that 1t seems he was
such a soft head he couldn't keep from watchln the
girls on the floor and striking wrong notes Then
there was trouble with uncle Snck didnt get the
full details of the row. what brought it to head
but anyway Hermv fired from the academy and
fn'lly drifted to New York where he'd been close
up against the bread line ever since.
And when found how he just naturally ate up
music says Snick and how he d had some training
in a boy choir and what range he had l says to
him Hern1v saws / YOU come with mel First
blows in ten good hard dollars getting lawyer to
draw up a contract | thought it all out by myself
New-York tribune., 1909-03-21

grammar school Chunl.
Snic5 Buffers Maybe
YOU don't remember
M -lentionin' him before Yes: No: 1t don't mat
ter He's the sporty young gent that mortgaged
his memorial window to me 50 many trnes,-yOu
know the phony lamp he can do such stunts with
Hes smooth boy. Snick is.-too smooth, | used
TO tell hin-and always full Of schemes for avOldln
real work For a wear or 50 past he's held the hot
air char on the front end Of one Of these SightSeein
charlots, cheerin the out OF town buyers and wheat
belt tourists with the tppest line OF syscraper sta
tsttcs handed out through any megaphOne in town.
They tell me thai when Snick would fix his fake eye
on the Sidewalk and roll the good one up at the
Metropolitan tower, he'd have his passengers 50
DIZZY they'd grab one another TO keep from tallln
Ye- always did find Snicks comp'ny enter
taln-l and If It hadn't been less expensive.
"a E-s-t always meanIn a touch with him. eH-
pee ! been better posted what he up to.
As T. Is 1 ain enjoyed the luxury of seem Sn1ck for
good many months; when here the other after
noon, Just as was thinking OF StaTtln Tor home,
the studio door opens, and IN blows couple Of
gents one being stranger, and the other this Mr.
Buffers
VINO he owes for II He Il quit eatn any time. do
the cnel act give up his cigarettes, but II
the gents furnishing shops are shown something
the line Of violet socks or alligator SKIN vests,
Sucs got TO sport the first ones sprung on Broad
way.
G. seem him show up with fringes on his cuffs
- pair of turnover tan shoes and wearln hls UNI
form cap duty can't help feelln some shocked,
CT lillgTlI now much more n q HhC-SDOI 1 II l'C
ou- by the time he leaves II was some relief,
though 10 that the glass eye was still III place.
and know ! wouldn't be called on TO redeem the
ticket that. anyway
Hello, Snicki" says l Glad YOU came IN
was lnst gong Hope YOU don't mind my loclln,
tts 7.'4' 40 79e-~e. you know
+A .. shorty says he There's no brace
coming ta- time
La, says -oa.. more with that last. and
So = s.f.--r. eo ! San irt i sink in.
, ai -fl. says lc. This IS straight business
'a says Well. that does sound serious.
i .... case. who yOIT-er- Did he come in with
you,
thg1-at he iid at first. but he seems 50 little in
tItslei tH etlher ouck me that | wa mt sure but
NJ M lIst wandered IN because he saw the door open
ne S ltEa. well buIl.. fairly good lookin chap
U-S7el 1-t sEl1 quiet in black and If It wa Mt for
Oe s3Ei III almless. wauderin lDoB, in his eyes YOU
--S-- i4 Inspected hc somebody partIc lar
't h'ln. says Snick shOotn a careless glance
g.eT Pas shoulder Yes. Of course he's with me
L ; nm want 20 talk % you about
Vel. says 1 don't he-cr- l. It a dummy.
VI . I'VE 5nr' Got a name amt j.
=, WIZ sure says Snick That's Hermy.
n r. '". Hermy. shake hands with Professor NJ
=, How'd says / maxim ready 10 pass the grip.
- il-TilE am IL 4 spcIablc mood. Il seeuis.
o.. bother" says ne lookin' around kind OF dis
- BGssed and not uOtIcIn' the welcOmin' hand at
a don want % stay here. / ought TO be home,
dressing for dinner
y -1I-I 5ty mat SIves you about much idea OF the
e'3fz' l-' .g 7-s=n Ford Rets Reserved
New-York tribune., 1909-03-21

W.? #5?r do s5o5. s@:
luck. eh
Say. there was a time
when | banked heavy
On such things as four
.eaf Clovers, and the
lumpback touch. and
iodgin ladders, and
heepin my fingers
crossed after gettin' an
N-rav stare The
longer I watch the
game, though, the less
| think OF the luck
proposition as a chart
TOR eXplainin why
some gets n on the
ground floor, while
others are dropped
through the coal chute
Now look at the
latest returns on the
career OF my old
grammar school chum.
Snick Buffers. Maybe
YOU don't remember
The Springdale news., 1909-04-23
See Dodson Renner Agency
 At Once and Get a Policy

Office, iii Spfingdale, Ark, i'll the County of law for judicial sales, on Friday the 23rd day of April 4 D. 19o9 the following de scTlbed real estate 10 wit. Parts of lots c and III Block 12, as shown and designated on the original plat of the town of Spring dale, Ark. described as follows, towit . Thirteen (f31 feet of the East side of said lot six t6l and ten and one half floh feet of of the West side of said Lot seven 11 Also Block fourteen (f4iin Railroad Addi tion to the town oi Springdale, Ark, except those parts heretofore conveyed by said B F Pollock, the same being one hundred and twcnty-two ti22i feet off the South side oi said Block, and eighty five s5l feet of the North side thereof.
 The said business property and the said residence property will be sold separately and al not less than 2 of their appraised value. Said sale being made for the purpose of partition, in Washington County, Afkan- sas.
 Terms of Sale On credit oi three months, the purchaser being required to execute bond as required by law and the order and decree oi said Court in said cause, with approved security bearing in terest at the rate oi h per cent per annum from date of sale until paid, and lien be Ing retained on the premises sold 10 secure the payment of the purchase money
 Given under my hand this 10th day of March, \ D, 1909
 Nj |. CRoxDALE
 Commissioner Ill ChaneeTy.
The Springdale news., 1909-04-23

"Only about our men. said the com manding officer after q little thought
 Sade shook his head.
 "Im sorry can't help you there. sir 7"
 "Dr. Trendon said that you knew nothing about Edwards
 "Edwards:" repeated Slade inauir- ingly. His mind, still absorbed in the events which he had been relating. groped back ward.
 Trendon came to his aid Barnett asked you about him. you remember It was when you recovered conscious ness. Our ensign. Took over charge of the Laughing Lass"
 ''Oh, of colrse. 1 was little dazed. l fancy"
 We put MT. Edwards aboard when We first picked up the deserted scheon- CT" explained the captain.
 Pardon me-" said the other My head doesn't seem to work quite right yet. Just moment, please He sat silent, with closed eyes. You say you picked up the Laughing Lass. When ?'' he asked presently.
 "Four-fiye-six days ago, the first time"
 Then you put out the firef'
 The circle closed in on Slade, with an unconscious hitching forward of chairs He had fixed his eyes on the captain. His mouth worked. 0byi- ously he was under tensity of en- deavor in keeping his faculties set to the problem The surgeon watched him, drowning.
 ssThere was no fire" said the cap. tain.
 Slade leaped in his chair No fire, But saw her. 1 tell you. When went overheard she was one living fiame.'
 You landed in the small boat. Knocked you senseless,' said Trendon. "Coneussion of the brain. Idea of flame might have been retroactive hallucination"
 Retroactive rotr cried the other. q beg your pardon, Dr Trendon. but If you'd seen her as I saw her Bar nett"
 He turned In appeal to his old ac, quaintanee
 There was no fire. Slade." replied the executive officer gently. No sign Of fire that We could find except that the starboard rail was blistered"
 "Oh. that was from the volcano" said Slade. That was nothing
 Tt was all there was" returned Bar nett
 Just let me run this thing over.r said the free lance slowly. You found the schooner. She wasn't af1re. She didn't even seem to have been afire. You put crew aboard under your en- sign. Edwards. storm separated you from her. You picked her up again deserted. Is that rlghtY''
 Day before yesterday morning
 Them cried the other excitedly, "the fire was smoldering all the time
The Springdale news., 1909-04-23

will offer for sale at public vendue 10 the highest bidder, al the west door or entrance of the County Court House, III which said Court Is held, i'll the County of Washington within the hours prescribed by law for ju- dicial sales on
 THURSDAY, APRIL. %, A. D.. 1909. the following described real estate to wit Part Of the N F quarter A of the guar ter lh of Sec. 20, Township I4, Range B West, containing .3s acres, more or less. Also the North one half It5I of the w guar ter !. of Section 21, Township 14, Range 33 West all in Washington County, Ark. Said lands will be sold to satisfy judge. ment i'll favor of the Plaintiff herein, and against the Defendants herein, for the sum of S3o4 so together with interest thereon at the rate of 10 per cent. per annum from date of said decree. and costs m this case. Said lands must bring at least three.iourths of the appraised value thereof, in Washington County. Arkansas.
 Terms of sale On credit of three months the purchaser being required to ex- ecute a bond as required by law and the order and decree Of said Court Tn said cause. with approved security. bearing interest at the rate oi 10 per cent. per annum rom uate of sale until paid and lien being retained on the premises sold to secure the payment of the purchase money.
 Given under my hand this 9th day of April. A. D. 1909.
 ME. CROXDALE.
 Commissioner in Chancery,