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The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30

was disclosed when the Spanish
government officially admitted the
defeat Of government, troops in a
great battle in Morocco and at the
same time reports show that Bar
celona is completely in the hands
of the mob, the streets running
with blood and the Spanish ar
tillery using machine guns in a
vain attempt to check the on
slaught of the revolutionary ele.
ment.
The battle in Morocco has
brought a crushing defeat to the
Spanish forces. The casualties on
the Spanish side reached 5000,
giving the defeat an aspect akin
to that which the Italians met in
invading Abyssinia. The Moors,
flushed with their victory, are
now advancing to attack the Span
iards at another stragetic point,
at Hucemas. The latest dispatches
indicate that Melilla, the Spanish
stronghold, is so pressed by the
Moors that its safety is in danger
and its capitulation to the Moors
would not cause surprise.
The internal condition of Bar
celona, the second largest city of
Spain and the commercial rival of
Madrid, is the center of a riot,
pillage, the burning of public
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
FLEAs ARE NOT BLINB.
(By Associated Press.l

BERKELEY, July 29.-Following a
series of exhaustive experiments with
the California flea, Prof. c. w. Wood
worh of the University of California
announces today that although the
insect has eyes, it does not see. To
be more exact, the professor states
that the flea does not see material
objects but merely sees variation of
the rays of light when near an objectt.
"There is no formation of images
on the retina of the eye of a flea,"
said Prof. Woodwork. "All the insect
sees when it approaches a solid OBJ
ject is varying intensity of light
rays"
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
CONDITION OF SPAIN AT HOME and
ABROAD ASSUMING DESPERATE STATE
Defeat in Morocco in Which Three Thousand Spaniads We're
Killed Infriaes Populace While Streets Of Barcelona
Are Running Red With Blood
A LHUCEMAs, Morocco, We'd

& A LHUCEMAS, Morocco, Wed
n nesday, July 2S.-An army
- of 5000 Moors is now at
tacking this place.
Alhucemas is a small island
fortress and poison settlement be-
longing to Spain. 1t is situated
on the southeast of Cape Morro.
HENDAYE, France, July 90,
6;55 p. m.-Reports received here
from Madrid say 1t is rumored
that provisional government has
been proclaimed at Barcelona. The
rumor is discredited at the capital.
The desperate condition Of
Spain both at home and abroad
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
Body of Murdered
:. Woman at Helena
Services Over the Remains Of Mrs.
DOrrance Held Under Auspices
Of Eastern Star.
Especial to The Gazette,


HELENA, July 29.-The body of
Mrs. A. H. Dorrance, who was mur-
dered by burglars in a Hot Springs
(Ark.) hotel, has arrived here and the
funeral was held this afternoon un-
der the auspices of the Eastern tSar,
with which she was affiliated. The
body was accompanied by the hus-
band, who was asleep in the same
room when the fatal shot was fired
by the unknown person.
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ON ma SAM LAKE.

DENVER, July 29.-"When the
work of extending the Denver, North
western & Pacific road is taken up
again we will push the line right
through to Provo, Utah, without stop
ping" said David H. Moffat today. Mr.
Moffat returned last night from trip
to Steamboat Springs, Colo, the pres
ent western terminus of the Moffat
road.
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HOT TIME IN PITTsBuRG.

PITTSBURG, July 29, - With four
prostrations, one that of an infant
ending fatally, and with still warmer
weather scheduled for today, Pitts
burgers were full of apprehension
when they went to bed last night. A
temperature of 80 degrees is promised.
Yesterdays high mark was IS.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
(By Associated Press.

DENVER, Colo, July 29.-By mar
gin of four votes P. w. Flynn of Butte
local No 1, today won his fight for
acquittal on charges made against
him of Conduct unbecoming a men,
ber of the Western Federation of Min
ers."
The charges grew out of remarks
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30

to send Prince Udino, son of the duke
of Genoa, to visit the Italian colony in
South America. Another prince, prob
ably the duke of the Abruzzi, will
later go on a similar mission to North
America.
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REACHED THE MAXIMUM.

CHICAGO, July 29-The thermome-
ter today rose to "a degrees, the max
imum of the year here. In the crowd
ed tenement sections of the city thou
sands slept last night on the side
walks. While the heat wave continues
persons will be allowed to sleep in the
parks,
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to Cancel Agreement to
Transact no Regular Business

sentation by Senator Bailey of a re-
quest for the cancellation of the
agreement to transact no legislation
while the conference report on the
tariff bill was pending. Objection was
made by a number of senator's and Mr..
Bailey withdrew his proposition.
The senate then adjourned.
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By Nanow Margin of -Four Votes
Flynn Is Acquitted of Charges

Flynn is alleged to. have made refer
ring to the officers of the federation.
Tried by his local he was acquitted
but later this verdict was reversed by
the executive board. Flynn carried
the case to the convention.
After a heated discussion the vote
resulted in Flynn's acquittal 153 to
149.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
Damage Done BY Hail
Is Less Than Feared
Settlers BY no Means Discouraged
and Huntley viii Continue to
Progress---Root Crops Good

A CCORDING to Billings business
A man who has large interests on
- the Huntley project and who
visited the lands the day after the hail
storm, the reports concerning the
amount of damage done by the hail
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IRy Associated Press.l

WASHINGTON, July 29.-The sem
ate spent an hour today discussing
the question whether a unanimous
consent agreement of the senate can
be abrogated by another unanimous
consent agreement.
The point was raised by the pre-
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
WILL SEND SQUADRON.

PARIS, July 29.-The cabinet has
decided to send battleship squadron
in command of an admiral to repre-
sent France at the Hudson-Fulton eel
ebration to be held at New York the
coming autumn.
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GENERAL WORTHINGTON DEAD,


WASHINGTON, July 29-Gen. H.
c. Worthington, formerly a member Of
the California legislature, delegate in
congress from Nevada, diplomat and
jurist, died at the Garfield hospital
here today from cerebral hemor-
rhages. He was 81 years old.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
NEW CHOLERA CASES.

ST. PETERSBURG, July 20
ty-one new cases of cholera and IL
death were reported for the "a hours
ending at noon today against 66 re-
cOVerieS
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TAFT is COMING.

HELENA, July 29.-Private
kilograms received here today
from Senator Carter and Gem
eral Whipple, paymaster of the
army at Washington, announce
upon the authority of Private
Secretary Carpenter that Pres
ident Taft will spend Tuesday
afternoon, September 20, at the
Montana state fair.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30

WORK FOR PRINCES,
ROME, July 29.-The king has in
formed the ministry that he intends
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FIERCE STORM RAGING.

CUXHAVEN,, July ga
heavy storm is raging in the
North sea. The Hamburg
schooner Hand and Dutch
sailing vessel, name unknown,
have been wrecked near Neu-
work. The German schooner,
Margaret, was towed into this
port today in a sinking condi-
tion.
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Blew the Box but
Lost Their Nerue
Burglars Use Nitro ON the Safe of
East Helena POstOffice.-Leave
Booty i'm Fright.
(Ry Anaocuated Preuu.l

WY 1ADHUVHHNUU H-ENBBsT
HELENA, July 29.-An unsuccess-
full attempt was made early this morn
ing to rob the East Helena postoffice.
The combination knob of the safe was
blown off with nitro glycerine, but the
Would-be robbers were frightened
away before securing booty.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
WYOMING WEATHER.

Generally fair Friday and
Saturday.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30

AMBASSADOR SAILS.
NEW YORK, July 29.-The French
ambassador, J. ]. Jusserand, and Nine
Jusserand, sailed today for Europe.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1909-07-30
MONTANA WEATHER.

Generally fair Friday and
Saturday.
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The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19
SOUTHERN INDUSTRIES.

Baltimore, Dec. l7-(special)--
Among the important Southern Indus
trial trial. announcements made IN thi.
Pennington Coal ana Coke Co,
Fairmont. w. Va. was incorporated
With capital stock Of 100000. BY
Ice and Refrigsrating Co. Enid, Okla,
was organized with capital stock Of
100000 to build plant Of 200 tons
capacity. Roanoke Electric Light q
porated with a capital stock OF ST.
100000. to operate waterpower-elec-
tricai plant on the Roanoke river.
River Falls Cotton MIL Co.. River Falls.
NJ c.. increased capital stock to $780,
600 or more spindies. James white
and associates, Athena, Ga, plan con-
plant. dsyelopins 1000 = Horsepower for
transmission by electricity and to
the Star Thread Mills. the latter own
ed by Mr.. White. Granite Manufac-
turing Co. Marble Falls. Tex, will
install 500 looms for weaving ging-
Vile. La. has organized with a capital
stock OF 81. 100000 and proposes to
build q 1.500-ton sugar house. South
ern Export Lumber and Timber Co.,
with eapss Stock wa Of ;scoooS In
ternationai Finch Tile Corporation.
Washington. ID. G.. was organized to
manufacture opaleseent glass pro-
ducts. Henry Oil Co. Okmulgee, Okla.
was incorporated with a capital stock
of 100000 to drill for oil. Block Cae
bon Coal Co., Birmingham, Ala. was
incorporated with capital stock OF
$4,000. Kentucky Electric Co, Louis
Vile, KY. awarded contract for Inn
provements to cost $4,000. Crescent
Ice and Storage Co. Louisville. KY.
awarded contract for an Ice plant OF
Lumber Co. Dallas. Tex. viii build a
double band saw mill with a daily
capacity OF $4,000 feet of lumber.
Colonial Coal ana Coke Co.. Prestons-
burg. KY. began construction OF
machinery for q daily output Of 500
tons of coal. Gates Machine and
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Kinder-calcasieu Trust and saw
ings Bank.
Mississippi:
Magee-Bank OF Magee.s $4,000.
North Carolina:
Ansonvilie--Bank OF Ason. 100000
wilmington--Tids Water Trust Com
pany. $4,000.
South Carolina:
Aiken--Ail<en Savings Bank $4,000
Aiken--First National Bank, 1000
Bennettsviile--Bennet Trust
Company; $4,000.
Columbia--Union Savings Bank cap
ital increased to 100000.
Lancaster-First National Bank.
Ridgeland-Bank Of Ridgeiand. s1s..
900.
Tennessee:
Big Sandy--Farmers Bank. $1,000.
chattanooga--citizens Trust COM
pany 100000.
Chattanoosa--Hamil Safe De-
posit Company, 100000.
Elbridge-B Bank OF Eibridge. $4,000.
Erwin--Bank OF Erwin. $4,000.
Jackson--First National and Union
Bank and Trust Company consolidated.
$4,000.
Memphis-southern Mortgage and
Trust Company. $4,000
Waverly-Farmers ana Merchants
Bank, $4,000.
Virginia:
Hamilton--Farmers and Merchants
Bank. $4,000.
Herndon--National Bank OF Hsrn.
don.
warrenton-Peoples National Bans
$4,000.
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NEW BANKS IN SOUTH.

Forty-one new banks having ag-
rrexate capital OF s2.40o.000 started
business or applied for charters in ten
southern States during the month
ending December 10. according to the
southern Banker OF Atlanta, In its is
Advance proofs gives the following
HIST:
Alabama:
Anniston--Aiabama Penny Savings
Bank, $4,000.
BIrminshan--union Bank and Trust
Company. 100000.
Mobile--Safety Banking and Realty
Company. sso.1oo. ,.,os. n.ns,n.
seima--Alabama Penny Savings
Bank, $4,000.
Florida:
Jack sonviils--Duval Trust Company,
s250.00o
Georgia:
Aibany--Georsia Banking Company.
capital Increased to 100000.
Caldweli-Caidweii Banking COM
pany, $4,000.
carrollton--Psoples Bank. 100000.
Gough---Bank OF Cough, $4,000.
Jenkinsburg-F Farmers Bank. $780,
Lilley-Pianters Bank. $4,000.
Macon--Merehants and Mechanics
Savings Bank. $4,000.
Reynolds--First National Bank.
Roms-cherokee National Bank,
800. 900.
sandersviile--Bank of Louis Cohen
nationaiized. second National Bank.
$4,000.
Union city-Farmers state Bank.
$3.50
Kentucky:
Corydon-Farmers state Rank, $751;
600.
Bank. $4,000.
Louisiana:
Bogalusa-First State Bank capitai
increased to $4,000.
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Dufy's Pure Malt Whisksy
6 Large Bottles $3.50
Il Large Bottles, $1,000

m So Large
/. 9 !
be
icky children
ity odfe nd Keeps
wasting II taken In time ~ ucv
4
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"we take every prscautton against
sxposing our patrons 20 infection %
contagion. This SOAP" continued. the
ana shs Comb ana ps BRUSH are
| ~ antisepticized."
.Glad 70 hear It." said the patron.
and its cushions are baked IN an oven
heated to 1877 degrees. which Is guar
anteed to destroy any bacillus thst
happens to be present"
The razor and the lather brush are
boiled before being used, and the lath-
er cup IL dry heated until there II not
the slightest possibility OF any germs
clingins. to II"
"The hot watsf WITH which the lath-
er is mixed r. always double heated
ssS sDaf ssrad w .na
"A wise precaution."
"Even the floor and the ceiling and
the walls and the furniture are anti !;
the change handed out to our custom.
ers Is first wiped with antiscptlf
gauge. The shoe polish at the boot
black chair is boiled. then frozen. and
SAY" observed the patron. who h~l
been sitting wrapped In q germ proof
towel all this time. why don't you
90 ahead and shave met Think sn
you're got TO talk to deathy
II am not the barber, SIR"
You're not? Where y her :.
They're boiling him. sir7'--L Q. u
saeacssus.
ibid the major ever get that ONCE
he was running foEf'
is a born orator. and IL Dc should get
the ONCE he'd have TO quit speechify-
In. Only thing that saves him ~ to
keep a.runnin.."--Atlanta Coustitn-
ton.
Modest 0reasness.
Reporter-Senator. to what DO YOU
chiefly attribute your successfui cs-
eminent Salesman Entirely to me-
redity. young man. ] deserve no cred.
II for It whatever. Ny father had
na sS my e m ons, bad. ssa
quaiifications.--chicago Tribune.
Reversed.
Times has cert'n'y changed" OBJ
served an octogenarian darby IN Ala
bama. "Befo' de wah 1t was only DE-
slaves dat was sold. but only de udder
day I hears q genulnen state dat an
S Nee T PORK for Whole iSSf lot money
Times has cert'ny changed."-Har-
per's Weekly.
EMS WY VI - WOAsIns
The suffragette was practising her
address for the Womans Rights Club
at her own little home. Her words
were defiant. women are the real
rulers" she grated. Men are mar
ionetto. Since the beginning Of time
woman has been the real power behind
the throne, now she feariessly demands
her place ON the throne. She. is tri-
umphant; she defies the world, She
The doorbeil rang. The man with
the boek-agent manners bowed. May
/ see the head of the house a
''IIe is not at home" said the sun
ragette, slamming the door and re-
suming her oratory. Let me see.
whore was II"
His L0ases.
well, George. exclaimed the farm
err as he greeted one of his laborers
on New Year Day "and 'ow did zee
get On last yeear?'' "Ay, MASTER
was the reply. 1T wur bad year for
/. I did lose my missus, / did lose my
canary, and ! did lose my dog. And
II wur a good dog. too."--London
Daily News.
Didn,f Have to be Asked.
HE couldn't even propose to wo-
man--he's too bashfui"
Nonsense! He's married..
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Bridge Co. Burlington. N. C. was In
corporated with a capital stock OF
$125.000. North Georgia Fertilizer Co..
Atlanta. Ca. will build a 40-ton fer
tilizer plant at Rome, Ca Allen Engt-
neeI,ng ~ 9Th Menpn ,,, I s,nni, was "
900 for general engineering and steel
construction. Louisell Lumber Co.,
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yes, but he married a widow
A HIS Eater.

3 Otto e. Schaar, president of the
Walters Club OF New York, In q re-
opponent. sharply: Your rep reply re
minds me OF womar's reply in
German court. This woman was ac-
cused of poisoniug her husband. The
prosecuting attorney said to her: You
have heard the evidence The body
contained enough arsenic to kill, ten
persons What have you to say? My
husband the woman answered, was
4 big ester."--P. B.
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Humor, American and
Foreign, Selected With Care

The swsde turned and looked down
n mot sps Z s an sh .vssr e
New YORK Times.
FROM Exans PaperA
The following answers are taken
from number collected by q teacher
In the Topeka schools: -
oyass sa-i & = s snS nt that has ssa,
-Ths cuckoo never lays its own
"a mosquito is a child Of black and
A Matter Of High Fisapes.
One afternoon we found ourselves in
ia little out-of- the-way town. in Ala
bama. At the hotel they told us that
the town boosted Of two attractfons--
a barn storming Uncle Toms Cabin
the two evils We chose the lesser. We
went to the camp meeting.
Now one Of the party was an Eng,
Ilishman. He was very much amused
ns aa TOT sang hym afss
hymn. Then the 'parson" announced
that the plate would be passed around
| Another anthem was sung and the
ops shs total raised n The
eJes' sixty-fo' cents, subj" he an
nounced with q benevolent smile.
Later at the hotel we talked over the
which the coiored preacher conducted
4 1t. Then came up the subject Of the
'sixty-fo. cents it was" I remind
But there were ave in our party. and
each OF us had contributed quarter.
A Christian Name. W
Rebecca and Ike were very anxious
that their baby should have a name
One day Ike heard the name Eugene
would give the child. On reaching
home he said to Rebecca, Il hat found
real English name for the baby.
"vot Is It then?" asked Rebecca.
..usheene,' said lke.--M 9. 3.
Its Place Of Busfness.
The child who defined a mountain
range as "a large-sized cook stove,
had Imagination. IL not accurate infor-
nation. On q test paper at the Shelf
| field Scientific school. an older stu
dent made much worse blunder. The
question read; What is the once q
struck OF in the heat and hurry of the
examination, was sArhe stomach. "--EGv-
erybody's Magazine.
y
Mother--Johnny, you said you'd been
to Sunday School
Johnny with far-away look)--Yes
mamma.
Mother--How does It happen that
your hands smell Of fsh.
JOHNNY carried home the Sunday
School paper. an the outside page Is
ali about Jonah and the whale .---West-
ern Christian Advocate
stale News.
| Railway Guard Ito man snoking)-
You can't smoke.
+Smoker-So my friends say
Guard--But you mustn't smoke.
grnoker-So my doctor says.
Guart-Sir. you shan't smoke.
Smoker--So my wife says.--Punrh.
.Up-to-Date Aarber shop.
aThis towel" said the attendant to
the patron. ahas been subjected to ex-
lied"
aGood!.' commended the patron.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19

Clothier--ssWere you pleased with
customer---"oh. yes; all my boys
have worn IT.
Well, think OF that"
II do. Every time after q rain the
next smaller one has to take it,
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19

Mobile. Ala, was Incorporated and
plans to build two mills with
capacity of 1900. 600 feet Of lumber
each Rome Cooperage Co, Rome
Ca, was incorporated with capital
stock of $4,000
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19


Jokes And Some Of theverses
which Have In Their Day
Made Thousands
Laugh.
Il The Call Of the AR.
when the woodlands are folded In
opa1ine mist
| And the clouds are OF mother-of-
srhen I long to go UP in my swift
with propeller blades mad1y a-whiri
4 yearn o ascend to the azure above.
Like bird sweeping hither and
Rising up with delight to star-peo-
coasting down on beam Of the
ooh, what Joy to look down on the
tower and the town.
The field and the river below;
lrhe frst EIin1tins gold Of the morn
Or the last o. the evenings red
NO noat like a boat to the planets re-
BY moonlight alone in the sky
with the wind out of space blowing
cool In my face
But the blamed old machine viii
--Minna Irving.
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sherwin wirrians.' rsaants.
Payne a Payne D. M. CO.
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In pnlImnn ParIance.

Two Pulina near porters meet out
side the Grand Hotel after nisnrs
ayhere,s IKE stevens. Bill7 He
hasn't been on the job for two nights;
mo. He had birth up AZ nus
house"
"Girl or boy?"
Twins" s...,.
Huh! don't call that g birth 1
cali that seotion."--New YORK Ieie-
graph.
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THE way OF the Transgressor.
I1nnio. TT hnna You,Ye been q goo

Tommy--sweli, mol haven't"
Uncie-"Dear. dear. ! hope you
haven't been very bad.
Tommy-aMnoi Just comfortable
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19

A we'll known actor, noted for his
wit as well as for his habits OF dissi-
fother day, after week of~wild intox-
tication. The proof of what he had
been doing was with him. though he
ions Of his fellow members commise-
rated him, and expressed the hope
THAT he would change his ways.
| Assuming a contrite manner he SAID
aThe doctor tells me that wine.. wo..
linen and song are killing me. and 1
lsoiemniy promise to give up-sing-
ing" As his voice never was goou.
his friend thought he wasn't giving
lup much.--H w.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19

A Complex Hct9u0Ms
She-Wno was that lady you just
sLowed to?
He-That was the second wife OF the
third husband OF my first WIFE,
Fliegende Blaetter.
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ssTtis towel" said the attendant Ia
the patron. "has been subjected to ex-
treme heat. and is thoroughly steril-
sGoodw commended the patron.
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Literary Contaminati don.


Railway Guard Ito man smoking)-
You can't smoke.
+Smoker-Eo my friends say.
Guard--But you mustn't smoke.
Smoker-So my doctor says.
Guard--Sir. you shan't smoke.
Smoker-So my wife says.--Punnh.
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wornan,s Way,

"rm going to marry Dick. q.
why, you told me you weren't IN
love with him."
arm not, but I've just heard that
a girl I hate is."-C1eyeland Leader
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The Taiior--eI can't make you an
other suit until you pay for the last:
The Customer--"sreat Scott! can
wait that long. - Brooklyn Life
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times has cert'n'y changed" ob-
served an octogenarian darby in Ala
bama. "Befo' de wah IT was only Dr.
slaves dat was sold. but only de udder
'ole mastah' was sold at auction In
New York for a whole lot o. money.
Times has cert'n'y changed."-Har-
per's Weekly.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-12-19

Reporter-Senator, to what DO YOU
chiefly attribute your successful CO.
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Eminent statesman--Entirsiy to he
IL for It whatever. Ny father had
ambition and my mother had talent.
and I happened to inherit both those
quaiificatfonss-Chica Tribune.