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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05
He--A woman is peculiar in one
Defined.


"Say, pop, what's civil service?"
"Eh? It's an act governing the
service in the department, the GUS
toms, the postal, the government print
ing"
"But, dad, what does it mean?"
"Mean? 1t means where a busy man
rushes into the postoffice to buy some
stamps, falls in line, waits an hour
and 20 minutes before reaching the
window-then, after rendering a hun.
dred-dollar bill, hears the tallow-faced
clerk murmur pleasantly:
"'Wholesale stamps at the next win
dow, please! '"-Bohemian.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

President Taft is said to be worried
over the problem of giving the people
what they deserve and at the same
time holding the Republican party to-
gether. If it is going to be impossible
to do both our guess is that he ought
to let the Republican party go to
smash. A party which cannot be held
together if the people are to get their
due would hardly seem to have much
of an excuse for existing.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05
Must Keep Faith with Country.

Those persons who are pinning their
faith to the president naturally will
insist that Mr.. Taft kept faith with
the country. If he vetoes a bad bill
the public will have the old Dingley
tariff bill to tax them in the old ia
miliar way and campaign promises
will be quoted cheap in the market.
Since Mr.. Taft has chosen to take a
prominent part in the work Of con
gress he cannot be held blameless If
there is a failure to enact a distinctly
better tariff law than that now in ex-
istence.-Chicago Daily News, Ind.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

The philosophical observer who has
lately been writing the obituary of the
o~ld-fashioned lobbyist in Washington
might employ his time better by tell
ing us all about the new-fashioned lob.
byists who have been swarming in
Washington during the last few weeks
to look after the tariff while the two
houses have 1t in conference.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

Mr. Speaker Cannon has not offered
to buy any of the shipload Of 5000
parrots that arrived in Mobile the
other day. In the house he already
has scores OF members who respond
to his talk as faithfully as a phono-
rraph.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05
Minht Have Been Worse.

There Is n thing about the tariff
to be grateful to Mr.. Aldrich for. II
he had worked on 1t longer he would
have made It worse for the consumer.
New york World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05
But Not In.

Evelyn saw you in bathing this
morning, George. It's funny you didn't
see me.
George didn't expect to.
Evelyn vas sur you saw me at
one time. / was standing close by
you on the beach.
George-Oh, yes. I saw you in your
bathing suit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05
SYNOPSIS.

Darlington loved Kate C~avenaugh,
laughter of Multi Millionaire Henry Cav
tenaugh. The latter liked Darlington, but
him as a son-in-law. Young Car
frington, a lawyer, held evidence of Grim
:inal financial operations, of which Cave
naugh was guilty. 1t was Carrington's
duty to prosecute the rich man, but he
decided to lay the whole matter before
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

". N. W ST. LOUIS. NO. s2-isos.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Quite number Of people are put
ting up the old proposition that they
see no reason why the school teach
ers ef Georgia should not be paid
promptly. Well, these good people
are invited to take little trip to
Atlanta, call around to the office of
State Treasurer Brown and ask to
take look at the state treasury bal
ance. That viii settle the matter.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

When some one said something
abolt the desire of Jacksonville Il
cut the last portion of her name off.
it stated regular squall all orer
the country. The Florida metropolis
had letter worry clong with that vile
hitched onto it.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

The Atlanta man in Americus who
jumped from stationary scaffold be-
cause he thought 1t was falling must
have gotten hold Of some Of that very
near beer.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Orville Wright received just $4,000
for breaking that record, which is
SOS, 900 more than Bleriot received for
his English channel stunt,
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Chief Taylor Of the local FIRE de.
partment is 10 be commended FOR the
tact he displayed in the Fleming &
Bryant fire the other morning. A
stream cf water would have played
havoc with the stock
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

The latest in the automobile IS the
noiseless machine What We need is
one that is guaranteed not TO collide
with telegraph poles and is also pain
less.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

That roller chair is coming in for
considerable publicity these days. 1t
ought e be remembered that Alex
ander H. stephens also used rolling
chair!
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
Hughes Learned It From TAFT.

Mr. Taft's scheme to place Cover
nor Hughes on the supreme bench
indicates that the present occupant
Of the white house is not blind to the
possibilities of the next campaign
Atlanta Georgian.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

The most remarkable man in Eng
land has been discovered His name
is really He is an edu-
Gated man, but he has never read any
OF Dickens works and has no ac-
with Sam Weller sayan-
nah News
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
We Can Easily Do Without It.

And we viii have to wait clear to
the first OF September before we can
get line of that Roosevelt stuff for
which the publisher is paving a dollar
. word-Tulsa (okla.) Democrat
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
Queer Democraey. ThIs.

REPRESENTATIVES Broussald and Es-
topinal both democrats and Both oe
Louisiana, voted for the Payne bill
These sound like good old American
names nit.-Savannah Press
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Correspondence solicited but TO
receive attention, letters mus. be.
accompanied by responsible name
nor for publication, but as .
guarantee Of good faith.
Rejected communications viii be
returned If accompanied by postage
Remittance should be made oy
postal nafe. eheca. money order. or
registered letter. Address.
NEWS PUBLISHING CO.,
BRUNSWICK. GA.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

We take il that the talented edi-
tor Of the Augusta Chronicle has
been brushing up on French history in
gcnefol and Robesplerre in sspecifis
very recently.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Perhaps Savannah and Brunswick
might get together and form a com
hination to rebuild both the hotel
Tyhee and the hotel ST. Simon.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

The people Of Beverly must be pa
tent it will only be few days
now before the country will learn
that there is such spot in Massa-
chusetts.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Most Resolutions Are.

The worst feature Of the present
trouble in Spain, which seriously
threatens the throne is that it is an
archistic.-Albany Herald.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
That or Committing Murder.

II Harry Thaw is turned loose,
wonder ii he viii again resume his
habit OF whipping girls, which seems
to have been his fayorite diversion
before he was jogged-Augusta Her
aid.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

That Alabama law that blocks the
construction of the A.. B. & A. rail
road into Birmingham goes 10 show
that Alabama. also has some freaks
In her legislature.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

In our mind Guyton McLendon, the
suspended railroad commissioners
seems to be victim Of peculiar ch
cumstances FITZGERALD News
Z
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Il Tart signs the tariff bill he re-
pudiates the platform upon which he
was elected. If he fails to sign it
ne repudiates majority Of his party
IN both branches Of congress.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

II Guyt McLendon did not have
trial, then what was all of that ia-
yestigation before special joint com
mittees OF the two houses?
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Next month and Brunswick will
hear tlEt long-talked-of, much
debated. long -dreamed-of trolley
gongi
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

sIDELIeHTs FROM
OTHER sANcTUMs.
A Governor Generally.

Enemies Of Diaz will probably at
tribute the earthquake in Mexico to
him, as in this country they blame
president or governor for a panic.
Atlanta Journal.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

The fellow with the auto managed
to dodge the extra tax levy Of
the legislature, but the poor fellow
with yellow dog must ante up.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

At this distance it really looks as
If those Moors were also remembering
the Maine.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
Good Lord Deliver Us.

The New York Evening Telegram
suggests that Georgia have a centen-
nial meeting Of the state legislature
Wouldn't it be grand? = Florida
Times Union.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

We are still waiting for Presideat
Eliot to state just what political job
he is after
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Dogs and near beer will both have
to do stunts to the tune Of more taxes
next year
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

why not have congress place an
export tax on American heiresse3
while Il is in the taxing line?
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Only eight more days Of our freak
ish legislature, ira Ia, ira la!
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

The people Of South Carolina viii
now have two full weeks in which to
get up real good thirst
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
It's Thirst Day Every Day in ceoruia

Although this day is generally ad-
mitted to be Monday, ct because Of
the existing conditions, an unknown
wag has expressed his opinion that it
IS, in reality, Thirst day" Awful
fellow.-Charleston Post.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

has persons attempt
ing to trade SANTA CLARA CIGAR
usV placing inferior similar
AS matter of sefprotectiono profitable BRUINS
WICK SMOKER trade enioy-5E YOUR GUARD
tries to inYegle stocking BRUNSWICK
SMOKER imitation telling
being dauded the cheap should accordingly
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
TELEPHONES. s.

Business once. Editoria. Room. 1ss
The City Editoe ............... $40
The Ea.tor ......... 432
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04
ONE CENT A WORD
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WANTED-Boarders. A few table
boarders can secure drst-class ae-
coIndatt ms at reasonable rates. Al
so couple or two gentlemen for large
well-Yentilated upstairs room.
Three minute walk Of depot. at 1925
Reynolds street, Miss Mallie ALer-,
shon, Phone 7oS.
PARTIES who are prepareds ~
nish poplar logs Of good qaafS.V y
quantities, also ash and hickory
logs cut in the winter time when
sap is down. for delivery at BruEs-
wick, Ga, for export, please COM
municato with W. 0, Harter Hard
wood Co., Memphis, Tenn.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-04

Office: 2o7 GLOUCESTER STREET
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
UMPIRE BEATS KIDS IN BURLEsQUE
 BALL GAME
THESPIANS CARRIED TO VICTORY ON SHOULDERS OF INDIcA-
 TOR MANIPULAToR

Keith's Thespians and Umpire Hold ren, r.; Goodwin's Kids, [.
 Such is the outcome of what is said to have been baseball game at School Hill park Sunday afternoon.
 The Thesps beat the Riddles Surest thing you know. If the fans who did not witness this grand farce comedy in nine acts were to ask any member of the Kids team or the average spec tator how it happened, it is probable that he would hear few words of dis approval regarding the umpiring
 For the performance of Charley Hold ren as an indicator man did not seem Co satisfy the crowd. Far be it from any one to roast him, but his decisions did seem to be trifie melodramatic, with the Kids in the role of flock of suffering heroines.
 The Kidlets stabbed five runs in the first act. After that they never had n chance. Far from being discouraged, however, the youngsters announced their intention of getting a new umpire and trying another game with the Thesps at a later date.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
GOOD SCORES MADE
OLD DOMINION REVOLVER CLUB TAKES PART IN RATIONAL
 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

On it's range north of the old Domin- ion hospital, the Old Dominion Revol- yer club has, during the past week, taken part in the national champion ship matches, arranged by the United States Revolver association.
 Although the club has been organ ized only comparatively short time, and this is the first time the above mentioned matches have been conduct ed under it's auspices, the number of entries has been larger than might be expected Eleven entries by five con. testants have been made in three diff fernt matches, and to judge from the scores made, the club has fair chance to carry home to Globe the champion ship for Arizona. This can, however, not be decided until the other clubs in the territory have been heard from.
 Last month the club held the first of series of monthly medal matches, open only to members. In this match two medals were awarded each month and the match being handicap affair gives everybody, as near as possible, an equal chance Medals of very at tractive design have been procured, and were awarded for August to Paul Palen for a score of 225 and N. Palmer for score of 2l5.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14

weeks ago. They formerly lived at Cal umet and will again take up their res. idence there.
 J. w. O'Neil, who is associated with the o 'Rourke company at Roosevelt, re- turned Sunday evening from Charles ton, s. C., and other points in the south. eastern states, where he has been for the past month.
 Judge and Mrs. F. c. Little are ex- peeted to arrive this evening from the coast where they have been spending a month. They visited Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle and other points of interest.
 Joseph Remick arrived last night from Winchester, Conn. MT. Remck will spend few days here on business as he has interests in the Inspiration and other mining properties in this vicinity.
 Mrs. J. K. Symonds of 729 S. Second street, returned last night from Grand Island, Neb., and Wichita, Kas., where she has been visiting relatives and friends. Mir. Symonds went as far as Bowie to meet her.
 Miss Elizabeth Santee returned Sun day evening after spending the summer at her home at Moline, III. Miss San tee is one of the teachers in the city schools, having held that position last year also.
 Mrs. Ella Davidson of Indianapolis, Ind, who has spent several weeks here visiting her niece Mrs. k. Geisler, of 6S0 F. Ash street, will leave this morn ing for Tucson, and after d day s visit there will return to her home.
 Mrs. J. Weinberger and little daugh- ter returned last night from Denver and other Colorado points where they have been spending the summer. They were accompanied by Mir. Weinberger s sis ter, Miss Ethel Weinberger, who will be their guest for several weeks
 Mir. and Mrs. J. C. Clark and fam fly returned Sunday evening from De troit, Mich, where Mrs. Clark under went an operation some time ago. She has recovered from the effects of the operation and is rapidly regaining strength.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
MAJESTIC THEATER

Blondelle and Carr, who made such hit with the theater going public last week, are again playing to crowded houses at the Majestic this week. They appear in comedy sketch, Hate for .Dinner'
 The sketch is full of amusing situa tions and there are number of new and catchy songs introduced by both Miss Blondelle and MT. Carr. which were repeatedly encored. The domestic entanglements arising from the fact that hubby" was late for dinner are numerous indeed and as funny as they are numerous.
 Miss Mildred Moore is also again on this week program. She sings an illustrated song, entitled, "A High Time in Dixie.'
 Three new motion pictures fill out the bill. These are: "Thompson s Night with the Police '' "The Way of Man, and ''The Rosin Gatherers, n--- very pleasing variety to suit the diff ferent tastes.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
or Personal Interest

w. A, Travis arrived Sunday even ing from Los Angeles.
 Attorney r. j.. Elliott returned Sun. day evening from Los Angeles and other coast points.
 Miss Francis Levy of Cincinnati is the guest of her brother, Mir. l.. Levy of this city.
 Mrs. P. c. Anderson lert Sunday morning for Stafford to visit her sister, Mrs. Petar Anderson.
 T. Miskovich and E. Ratkovich will leave this morning for New York and from there to Trieste, Austria.
 Clifton Worth will leave this morn ing for Los Angeles and other coast points to spend about a month.
 MT. and Mrs. Jack Sherwin spent Sunday as the guests of Mrs. James Thorpe ct the Sixty-six ranch.
 Superintendent c. C.. Mallard went down to Bowie yesterday on gen eral tour of inspection.
 J. Nj. Foster, of the Foster Mercan- tile company of Stafford, is in the city on business, arriving last night.
 Hon. w. w. Pace came up from Thatcher last night and will spend Il few days here on business
 Ph. Freudentha of Solomonville, ar rived last night and wll be in the city q few days on business.
 Cullen Little returned Sunday even ing from Seattle and other coast points where he has been spending few months.
 Mrs. Stell l.. Mcdaniel and Miss Viola Lasher of Alamogordo, N. M., ar rived last night and win make this city their future home.
 N. 0. Lawton, superintendent of the Miami Copper company, returned Sun day evening from trip to Chicago and other eastern points.
 Mir. and Mrs. Charles Drummond re- turned Sunday evening from Chicago and nearby cities, where they have been spending few weeks.
 Nj. Grider, manager of the Solomon Wickersham company at Stafford, ar rived here last night on few days business trip.
 Miss Alice Grabe, one of the young ladies working in the Silver Belts con test, has been i'll for the past few days and unable to be at work.
 Misses Ella and May Holohan of l37 N. Pine street, returned Sunday evening from Los Angeles and other coast points, where they have been spending the summer.
 Miss Beulah Lewis and MT. J. W. Brody spent Saturday and Sunday as the guests of Miss Lewis father, J. T. Lewis, who has ranch at Black Rock, near Fort Thomas.
 Mrs. James Renwick and children will leave this morning for Calumet, Mich, Mir. Renwick having gone few
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
Jimmie Lee Will Come Back to
 Globe

Jimmie Lee, who gained many friends here during the long run of the Lee Comedy Players at the Majestic, will reopen for another engagement at that theater, October ', according to an m, nouncement made yesterday by Man ager Holdren.
 Mrs. Lee and little Madeline will be members of the company, but with these exceptions, the company will be made up of entirely new people.
 Jimmie claims to have organized a
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
A Burglar in Town

His name is ''bad cough" He does n't care for gold or silver but he will steal your health away. If he appears in your house arrest him at once with Ballard s Horehound Syrup, it may mean consumption if you don't. A cure for all coughs. colds and chest troubles. Price 25c, 50c and $l.00 per bottle. Sold by Palace Pharmacy.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
SCHOOLS OPEN WITH B|G SHORTAGE IN
 ATTENDANCE
TRUANT OFFICERS WILL CORRAL TWO HUNDRED ABSENT ONES
 NOT REPORTED
BEGINNERS MUST START SOON
THREE NEW BRANCHES ADDED TO HIGH soKooL-PRELImI-
 NARY WORK YESTERDAY

With an enrolment of about $50 pu- pils, the fall term of school opened in this city yesterday.
 At this figure the enrolment is not up to standard, by any means. City superintendent F. D. Smith estimates that at least two hundred pupils of the required age have not enrolled as vet and unless they put in their appear anee at the different schools within the next few days, the truant officer will be sent out to bring the delinquent students to school.
 of this number of delinquents, quite few are beginners. Superintendent smith announced yesterday that begin. ners would not be admitted after the second week of school.
 According to this announcement, all beginners must enter school on or be- fore Friday, September A, or wait un. a the opening of the January term.
 The high school has opened very aus piciOusly. Fifty-two pupils were en- rClled yesterday and it is probable that by the end of the weeh, the enrolment h this department will increase to a total of about sixty.
 Three new branches, Spanish, stenog
 aphy and typewriting, have been add d to the high school curriculum. A lively interest is manifest in the new branches and they promise to become very popular.
 Yesterday forenoon was taken up with the enrolment of the pupils, the assignment of lessons and othef prelim- mary work, and this morning, the work il the different educational institutions Vi this city will begin in earnest h the country districts, practically al of The schools which did not open week ago took up the work of the lerm. Reports from all over the county stow an increase in attendance over that of last year and very success tu term of school is predicted.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
PUBLIC NOTICE

The agency for the Fl Paso Herald has been transferred from C. c. Cole to F. E. Nugent, and the public is warned to make no further payments to c. c. Cole.for papers delivered after this date.
 FL PASO HERALD,
 Per M. A. Weinberg.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
Good for Riliousness.

''I took two of Chamberlain 's Stom- ach and Liver Tablets last night, and l feel fifty per cent better than have for weeks" says J. J. Firestone of Allegan, Mich. "They are certainly fine article for biliousness. For sale by all druggists. Samples free,
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
Why7

From small beginning the sale and use Chamberlain s Cough Remedy has extended to all parts of tthe United States and 10 many foreign countries. Whyi Because it has proved especially valuable for coughs and colds. For sale by all druggists.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14

WOODSTOCK, Va, September Ia Tie republican gubernatorial campaign m Virginia was formally opened with big rally here today William F. Kent, republican candidate for gov. ernor, was the principal speaker
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14
Here's Your Chance to
 Own a Home

Beautiful corner lot; modern right up to the minute, four room house, with bath and flush closet. Two or three other rooms can be arranged in basement at little expense. Sheds and chick en houses. Fine lawn and flow CTS. An ideal home in an ideal uelghborhood. Terms to suit. For quick selling, this place is offer ed for s2,35o.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14

MlSSOULA, Mont, September iS.- Missonla is entertaining for two days the first sate saengerfest ever held in Montana. The contestants include choral organizations of Butte, Helena, Anaconda aud several other cities.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14

OMAHA, Neb., September l3.-Ev- eiything is in readiness for the open. ing here this week of the national colf vention of the Fraternal Order of Eagles. An attendance of 10000 wis
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-09-14

itors from cities throughout the con. try is expected.
 HURON, S. D., September l3.-v South Dakota 's twenty-fifth state fair was opened here today under favorable auspices An attractive display of the states products and good program of races combine to give promise of the most successful fair ever held here
 BUTTE, Mont, September l3.-- Masons of high degree from all parts of Montana are arriving in Butte to attend the annual conclave of the Knights Templar and the annual meet ings of the grand lodge, the Royal Arch Masons and the Order of the Eastern Star.
 TOKYO, September 13.--The armored cruiser ldzuma will sail Wednesday for San Francisco, to take part in the naval pageant during the celebration there next month. After the eelebra ton the cruiser will visit Seattle and other parts of the Pacific coast.
 COLUMBUS, Ohio, September B. Delegates from all parts of the coun- try are arriving in this city for the annual convention of the National As sociation of Stationary Engineers The sessions will begin tomorrow and con tinue through the remainder of the week. William J.. Reynolds of Ho- boken, x. J., vice president of the or ganization, will be elected president to succeed F. J. Fisher of Los Angeles. company superior to the one which played here so successfully few months ago.