The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-17

MT. B.6a. this is Mir. sli.2s." Foolish Pairs. A pair In a hammock. | Attempted to kiss
 And in less than jiffy sIu, s4II psHoot AsyL Syracuse Herald. A pair out canoeing To change seats essayed, And these are the bubbles | 8 8 | That sinking they made. --Bostan Transcript.
 A Birmingham man Kissed Montgomery lass
 She slapped him and these are the
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 He saw pass. | The girl Of today expects to recog- @ nize her amnity by the size of the ness of his love letters. Roosevelt is not making much noise | Of late. Can 1t be that he has fallen q victim of the sleeping sickness: Or from his trusty Typewriter? Don't judge man by the clothes he wears.
 But by the speed he makes as his auto Like streak of lightning on its way. For sayings and men have changed to- day.
 Oh, it's fine te wake up in the coun- try these cool mornings and hear the grass shoot.
 Speaker Cannon says the Bible is one of hls favorite books. Evidently the Speaker thinks of 1t every time he sWears.
 It Is rumored that senatsr Stone has waiter has not received the news with any bangs Of regret we fear.
 Say, while all these new laws are being enforced, let's not overlook tho old ones.
 Harry Thaw says he has been proven insane forty-f1vc times over. Just for ty-five times too many, according to popular belief.
 President Taft Is said to be a reck- ly imagine him as reckless as Teddy.
 Evelyn, the angel child" says she wants slo0,cOo and wants 1t bad. She speaks without thinking. We don't be- lieve she would accept 1t if 1t were bad"
 hling Tennessee more than prohibition. She doesn't seem to be able to put the lid en them.
 The New York Mail says Miss Jane Addams will make good whatever she tackles. We sincerely trust she will not tackle us .--Housten Post.
 Then you have no desire to be good7 Gee-eut you are hopeless case. Tn reply to tho statement that Luther Burbank intends to produce 8 seedless watermelon, Parson Snowban says: fangled doin's. De old fashioned Ala. bama watermelon am good enun fo' me. Des go long as it ain't heartless. I never could stand a heartless puhson. would be about as bad or wuss."
 Draw Your Own Neral.
 A certain young man last Tuesday night went to call with heart so light dropped in." he meant to explain. Didn't have time to telephone. but thought he'd catch the girl at home.
 She said from the head ot the dark ened stair. "l'll be right down when I fix my hair" So he walked In the parlor and took a seat, glad to rest his weary feet. for he wore a pair of new shoes swell. but these selfsame shoes were giving him h..
 (So he waited.)
 We'll, the girl she trimmed her nails, in wrath. and then proceeded to take bath and then she added ten pounds 1ature hair had to given 'ss sD' ssa .here. ass put in her rats and painted her face and powdered her nose Ctwas holy disgrace), and 2 thousand other things she did. way on there from the young man hid.
 She tried on fourteen Mary Jane dresses, curled and puffed at her gold en tresses. changed her shoes and chang ed her mind every time new pair she could find.
 (And the young man dropped eff to At last with a lingering. farewell daub to her nose she says, Well, twas sure a job. But, we'll. boo hoo; don't care. pepper knows that I've nothing to wear" Then came down stairs pression was HER best wish. She walked in the parlor to greet him there, but To. he'd fallen asleep in the chair. and that wasn't all. 6 spider had crept and spun a web to him as he place she saw a long beard on his face, how long she'd been she had not known, but the shrubs outside into trees had grown; the pictures rctted upon the wall. the young man wasn's 1 young at all. his clothes were tattered | glass. saw she. too, was gray then sank on the floor with a ghastly smile, FOR HER MARY JANE WAS OUT OF STYLE!