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Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22
How the Trouble started.

Publisher Surely it ought to be pos
sible to make good print paper out of
cornstalks.
Mill Owner-Your wish, sir, Is fodder
to the thought.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22

We would all have our rights II 20
many things didn't 60 wrong.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22
Free entertainment.

Mrs. Mooner-I always make 1t q
point to go shopping early in the morn
ing.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22
In the Soup.

Waiter-One order tomato soup.
Chef There's nothing left but con-
somms.
waiter-well, spill some ketchup in
1t, you dub-the gents in hurry
Cleveland Leader.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22
A Deanitfou.

Cobb-whats the difference between
vision and sight?
.Dobb-See those two girls across the
street?
Cobb-Yes.
Dobb-Well, the pretty one I would
call a vision, but the other one-she's
a sight.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22
onlu one aRRondo oIIINrNEr

That is LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE. Lock
for the signature of e. w. GROVE. Used tho
world over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22

Mrs. Spooner-To avoid the rush?
Mrs. Mooner-No; l like to listen to
the shop girls telling each other their
dreams.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22

Stockholm, Chrlstiania, Berlin and Lon
don. in the order named, have the lowest
death rates Of all the cities Of Europe.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-04-22

Less than per cent of the public has
occasion to make use of the worlds ca.
bles.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
BURSTING Balloons.

The greatest danger of Il high ascent
in n balloon is concerned with the
changing density Of the atmosphere.
On the ground the atmosphere presses
on the balloon witlth weight of about
fifteen pounds for every square in"h
Of its surface As the balloon rises.
however. the air grows thinner and
its pressure becomes in consequence
less md less As the pressure Of the
outside atmosphere decreases the bal
loon expands. ana if the ascension is
made too rar'dly or without sufficient
care the gas inside the silk envelope
will expand until the balloon bursts.
But the bursting Of a balloon in mid
air is hy no means necessarily fatal
catastrophe. Every balloon is provid.
cd with ripping cord" which. when
pulled. cuts Il long rent in the envelope
Cut Of wti'h the gas speedily escapes.
The silk lac is then carried by the mir
into The upper portion Of the netting.
where in The majority of cases 1t
forms Il parachute and brings every
thing safe'y 10 earth.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
CIesrIv Understood.

They seldom gave dinner parties
and those they gave were small. But
they liked things done decPntly aud in
order and generally had the best. On
the afternoon Of one of The little par
ties the host summoned the boy in
buttons ana said 10 him. "NOw. John
you must be careful how you hand
round the wine"
"YeS. sir"
These bottles with the black seals
are the best AMI these with the red
seals the inferior sherry. The best
sherry is for after dinner The infe-
rior sherry YOU Will hand around with
the hook after soup. You understand
hook and inferior sherry after soup
Yes. sir: perfectly" responded the
boy in buttons.
The evening came and with ii the
guests. Everything went on swim
mingly till the boy wont round the Ia
bic asking each OF The guests. "Hoch
or inferior sherr! =" London Tit-iits.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
The Edoe Of Matt.

Tnere are only lwemiy-four hours to
the day-to the day and the night. And
how few are left TO hat quiet time be-
tween the light and the dark. Ours Is
a hurried twilight. We quit work tn
sleep: we wake up 10 work again. We
measure the day by the clock; we
measure tie night 10y an alarm clock.
Life is all ticked or We are murdered
by the second. What we need is dag
and night with wider margins, a
dawn that comes more slowly and a
longer lingering twilight. Life has too
little sewage: it is too often raw and
raveied. Room and quiet and verge
are what we want. not more dlalS TOR
time nor more figures for the dials.
We have things enough. tOo-more
than enough 1t is space for the things.
perspective and the right measure for
the things that we lack-a measure not
one foot short of the distance between
Us and the stars.
If we get anything out Of the fields
worth while il will be this measure.
this largeness and quiet. II may be
only an owl or IL tree toad that we go
forth 10 see. but how much more we
find in things We cannot hear by day
things long. long forgotten. things we
never thought or dreamed before.
The day is none too short. the night
none too long. but all too narrow Is the
edge between.-Dallas Lore Sharp in
Atlantic.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Rarely Disturbed.

Two spiders who dwelt in differenl
parts OF a church chanced to meet to
gether I'm the aisle one day when Ou
for constitutional.
How are you getting on" said spi
der No. to spider No ,.
"Oh. moderately" was the reply. 81
dou't feel very comfortable on sun
days. live in the pulpit under I'll
cushion. and on fiat day the parsou
comes and bangs The book and sends
his lists on The side. aud have L.
keep very close or else some day
think he'll hit me- lie bangs with
such a force that ! know he'll squash
me to a jelly"
"Oh. you come and live with me:
said his companion. I'm never tror
blPd. I'm always comfortable and neN
or disturbed from one years end to tht
other"
Indeed" said the other spider
And where do you l've:"
"Oh. | live in the poorb0x" was tn,
reply Pearson's Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
The Real NapoIeon.

1t n review Of the national guard at
the Tuileries shortly before Waterloo
| had for some time most complete
opportunity of contemplating this ex-
traordinary being. His face Is Of a
deadly pale. his jaws overhanging. but
not so much as ! had heard. His hair
is short. Of a dark. dusky brown. He
generally stood with bis hands knit
behind him or folded before him and
three or four times took snuff out OF a
plain brown box. Once he looked at
his watch which. by the way. had n
gold face and, ! think. brown hair
chain. like an English one. His teeth
seemed regular, but not clean. He
very seldom spoke. but when he did
smiled in some sort agreeably. He
looked about him-not knitting. but
joining. his eyebrows. As the front Of
each regiment passed he put up the
first finger Of his left hand quickly 10
his hat 10 salute. but did not move his
head or hat. He had an air Of sedaie
impatience.-From "RecolectiOns OF a
Long life" by Lord Broughton.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Wanted-kn interpreter.

| 1t was Gaze of assault. and the lit
orally downtrodden wife was laying
her grievances before the magistrate.
He started by giving me IL bif OIL
the nut" explained the angry COM
plainant
My good woman" rebuked the mag
istrate. "yeu mustn't talk like that
here. ! suppose you mean he gave
you "A blow upon the head"
"Yus. yer washup Va, then e tried
ter do me in by chuckin is 'baccy box
at me-"
by which presume you mean" In
terposed the justice OF the peace Sc
verely. that he tried To injure you
by precipitatine his box of tobacco at
you. Pray proceed and avoid slang
and inform the court what other in
juries he inflicted upon you
well. then. he -er he
Come. comer' snapped the magis-
trate. really beginning to lose his tenn
per. Don't waste the time Of the
court"
The i'll used wife looked about her
helplessly.
Excuse me. yer washup." she ex
claimed nj length. "but was wonder
in what was the pet name in this ere
court for biff on the jb"- London
Answers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Soot on His Suit.

They were having spelling lesson
N a certain district school the other
day. and the little scholars were all
n ranged in front Of the teacher. spell
ing away for dear life, trying to see
how near they could get 10 the head.
The word chimney" was given oui
to q little black eyed girl who had beer
spelling words correctly throughout
the morning. int she missed this one
by inadvertently leaving out the ''h.'
Quick us Il wink the little boy next
her pounccd on the word and spelled
il correctly.
"You may 20 up one. Johnnie" said
the teacher.
Il don't want to-" whined Johnnie
getting ready 10 cry. My mother
would whip me II did. because Id
get all over sOot."-London Fun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Another Case of Faith.

IL wrote medical friend OF mine IN
London about curious discovery
which made recently quite by chance
but which shall never publish 10 the
world through the scientific journals. 81
said a Brooklyn doctor last week.
Not long ago this friend sent me
abont fifty little dark cOlorPd pellets
and he wrote ne that they were q new
combination Of drugs that he had
found particularly good in cases OF
brain fag. lie asked me 10 try them
on my patients and report During the
next month or so | dOlcd ont The pei
lets TO several Of my patients who
came around complaining Of tired
nerves. All Of them said that the med
icine did them Il lot Of good. YeStpr.
day. however. was going through
my office desk and discovered those
pellets from London intact IN the plaiu
envelope in which I had placed them
\ buried but anxious investigatiuI
disclosed that | had been administer
ing TO my nerve weary patients SOM
wistaria seed that my wife had gath
cred, put In a plain envelope and laid
inadvertently on my office table."-Ex.
change.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Lett Handed vituneratives.

MoSi counties in England have their
idiOinaiic expressions TO denote left
handedneSS. and they are often pre-
fixed TO Imc unfortunate left harded
rhild's name. In London the term is
Eack handed. the word being also
equivalent TO awkward. In Lanca-
shire 1t is k-pawed. in Yorkshire gal
lock or gawk handed. an expression
dating back TO at least the seventeenth
century. In Dcrbyshire are used the
terms neg handed. cork handed aid
corky handed. while in the Teesdale
district cuddy handed is common and
I'm NouiIghamshlre wallet handed.
In the south of England special
terms 10 denote left handcdness are
also found. In Dorset il is scrame
handed and in DevonShire coochy
handed. In Scotland we find gawk
handed and i'm the west cawry handed.
In Ireland a left handed man is called
a kithOgue. Tim Healy used this word
in speech mt East Wicklow. in which
he said thar Mr. O'Kelly could fight
with his left hand and had already
given his opponent some "kithogueS"
that would spoil his political beauty
during the ConteSt.-LondOn Chronicle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Anticuity OF FISHING.

Probably no branch Of Industry ca
lay claim to greater antiquity thal
thai OF fishing. lis origin would >ccl
10 be rneval with The earliest r1ori
Of human ingenuity. for The oldeS
monuments of antiquity show The liSi
erman in iuil possession o! ihc inlp!'
menis OF his calling. ana even ihnS'
tribes Of savageS which have lrarnc,
neither 10 keep Hacks tor tu ll'. iL
fields are skilled In the ~, 'a;!"n &"
the hook. thr fish spar and the nr'
The earli'>l Utilization nf iiir riS;rr
Mediterranean waS begun WIKI ii~l:n-
Sidon. which mr"Hs FISHERY. W.
originally h>hins village. a"d lis e..
terprising inhabitants G"r"lrii nrir ~
tention mainly To the collection at
certain kind Of mOlluSSS. from WI!cl
they prepared the taln",i> iyrln prr
pie priced more highly tor rh. rirh
ness and variety of its hneS iliaI AZ
other dye known 10 The ancirhiS
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
a Tempest In a Teapot.

What war was caused by a clay tea
pot?
For an answer to this question we
mus; 90. as might he surpassed, TO the
land Of pie;ailS aHG porcelain. The
story goes that II Chinese emperor In
olden days gave rs mark of special
favor a magnificent clay teapot OF rare
design 20 Lo Hung Chang, his favorite
mandarin. This was laid up as a price
less possession among the treasures OF
10 Hung or borne ,t his side by two
attendants M ail high public festivals
and functions. \ rival mandarin saw
these signs OF distinction with th'
green eyes Of jealousy Hnd hired
man To break the obn0XinuS pot. h.
clumsy fellow was caught IN the ar
and betrayed his master. War follow
ed between the Two mandarlnS an
their respective followers. which re-
suited In the overthrow and death
Lo Hung Chang and the reception q.
his rival into royal fJvCr in his pace
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
When the Fa,r;-5 Are Noisy.

Among the flowers which are said H.
be very popular wiki fairies arc blue
bells. harcbcl!s and wncd Sorrc! AZ
these flowers ale used liy The iairir> o.
attract the attention Of their friends
who are az lille diSlalcp. II yOu
are ever Uut in the wnudS when the
bluebell or wood Surre, begins 10 peai
In delicate. sCft lueS YOU viii know
that the little flower is being sway
cd TO and fro by some visiting fairy.
The fUXGloye. knOw,I also aS the fairy
bells, are also sail to Ice used 10y the
fairies for chimes. l'ui when the little
people wish to SOUND II real reSOunding
blast that Shall awaken from slumber
soEe tiny friend In nearby howcr
bed or thicket they use not bell. but
a rose leaf rolled up into a very charm
ing born.-Lexington Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Woman-snd Her Master.

The philosopher and his friend sat
far into the night discoul sing on things
in general aud smoking strong sliag.
Woman" snid the former oracu
larly. was meant to fill ii subordinate
position In the scheme Of creation
Man Is naturally her master. She
cannot nationally oppose his Will He
is inStinctively and by the law Of nat
ural selection the dominant animal
Woman may learn To revolt. but she
can never learn 10 rule. She has one
mission I'm life-that OF obedience
Man Is born to lead. woman to follow
Man is born TO command. woman t.
comply. she is secure only in her
weakness. IL is at once her duty and
delight to obey her superior aud
Then the door opened. and there ap
pcared the head of Il female thPreat.
"Theophilus." said stern voice.
how often have | told you not t
smoke your horrid tobacco in the u
brary: Its half past >. sir. Come to
bed instantly"
And the philosopher sighed. SHOOT
his friend silently by the hand anf
wcnt.-Londun Sketch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Cosmic Dust.

A particle of dust one hundred thou
santh Of IN inch i'm diameter is held
in its place in space by the force
Of gravitation. but particle smaller
than this is pushed outward into space
By the weight OF the suns light. be
cause as the particle becomes smaller
its surface. which is subject 10 pres
sure. becomes greater in proportion to
its weight
The suns corona. the Zodiacal light.
the aurora boreaiS and the cOmet'S
tail are all composed Of these infinitely
minute particles. in some cases white
hot and I'm others merely Illuminated
by the sun. which are being constantly
driven away from the sun by the pres.
sure Of its light.
In the case OF the aurora borealis
there is a movement OF the light both
away from and toward the sun. This
Is explained by the theory that the
weight Of the suns light presses the
particles outward into space for Ger
tain distance and that then n certall
number of them cohcre together unit
they have sufficient weight TO be al
tracted toward the sun once more by
the force OF gravtation.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Doubtful Praise.

MIR FaXon was the Oldest patron OF
the select boarding house In which
he lived. and his landlady sometimes
referred people 10 him for IL recon-
mcndation of her table His wish was
20 praise the food highly. as he could
conscientiouSiy Go. but one day he
overstcpped his mark.
I'm dySpeptic. sir" said man who
had gone Ia Mr.. I'aXOn TO make in
QuiricS aaOut the boarding house. "and
my food has 10 be simple and well
cOokcd-no = n seasoning. no irdis st
ible compounds
Mr. Faxom loo1od ut him with Il
bland ard reaSSuring smile.
MY dear ST. he said in his most
impressive mandcr. you need have no
fears All ! have eaten in the ten
years have been under Mrs. Browns
roof world not interfere with the di-
geSiien uf the most delicate baby, Sir.
in The land"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
propoed tho Subject.

"Five thousand dollars for a dogr'
he exclaimed as he locked up from
his newspaper. DO y9u believe any
one ever paid any such price, Maria p
I'm sure | don't know, James," she
returned without stopping her needle
work even for moment. docs the
paper say that much was paid?"
Yes There's an article OH valuable
dogs. and it speaks of one that was
sold for $1,000. | don't believe It,"
lit may be true. James," she said
quietly. Some Of these well bred ami
mails bring fancy prices. and there's no
particular reason why the paper should
lie about it,
IL know that. Maria. But just think
Of it-just try TO grasp the magnitud,
of that sum In your weak feminine
mind. You don't seem TO realize it,
Five thousand dollars for dog. Why.
hang it. Maria. that's more than I'm
WORTH
81 know it. James. but some are
worth more than others
She went calmly ON with her sewing.
while he fumcd and sputtered for
moment aud then dropped the subject,
especially the weak feminine mind
part Of 1t.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05

"'rhe organ bi"wer * pasSing lie
will SOON be. ike iiic armufrr. extinct.
said Il musician. rs a ply lie was
Il quaint type.
Most Of my blowers were simpi'
minded old chaps who lirmly believed
thry must Su.l. their blowing 20 th,
music. In soft. ii.ht passages they
blew soft AMI light. When the crescen.
dos thunGrrrd for.A they worked fran.
tiraIly. hiuwmg Win all their might
and main.
"Oftcn Il facri.uuS reporter on the
local paper would refer to The excel
lent BLOWN. ct the organiSiS assist
ant Mr.. Bellows Th"n the blower In
his vanity would develop aIl the alfec.
tatiOns Of l'adercwSki or SouSa.
Now he'd blow delicalely. dreamy
smile on bis lips. his eyes half closed
The music would change To Il march
and he'd stamp his foot in time. while
up. down. up down. the old bellows. IN
time also. would be jerked. At n eli
max his face would redden, he'd bend
10 his task and blow so fast and furi-
Gus that the organ would nearly burst"
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Minht Have Been Put Differently.

We cut the announcement below
from New Zealand paper: Notice -
The MaOris who are breeding pigs In
TakaaUp. such as Mrs. Peter and Mr.
Sam Yates. are supposed 10 look after
their pigs aud keep them away from
roofing my paddocks. or else II they
DO not | shall shoot every pig ! come
across. Secretary l.. Howell"
This is. decidedly one of the things
that might nave been put differently
West minister Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
The PAPER They Were Written Or.

The average author would probably
laugh at the statement that at one
time in the worlds history manu-
scripts. simply as such. irrespective Of
the. nature Of the text. were immense
ly valuable In ancient times manu-
scripts were important articles from Il
commercial point Of view. They were
excessively scarce and were preserved
with the utmost care. Even the uSur.
ers were glad to lend money on :hcm
when the owners were obliged TO offer
them in pawn. 1t is related in an
ancient tome that a student Of Pavia.
who was reduced by his debaucheries.
raised n new fortune by leaving in
pawn n manuscript Of body Of law.
and a grammarian who WIS ruined by
fire rebuilt Lis house with two small
volumes OF Cicero through the ready
aid Of the nawnbroker.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
Seeking For Danger.

I'm going to lick Smith"
why"
He said | was Il horse thief and
liar
did he prove it,
"No."
Then let we'll enough alcae and
don't get him any madder -Cleve
land Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05

IT, Thtrs.L;' Est ire -
Wl<hr-;ra irv.r- 'rll. - ~.or5 90
lin who lr;tI lu 'uup over h..
lie went back 80 f.r 90 .,r' h's S'"rt
for the great ,cip ard rim :" hld Inst
he WAS completely exhausted when %
came to the hin and hd to l.r dov1
and rest. Then he got ~ ard waited
over tie bill \ .rrl' many lc o
exhaust themselves 2rttiEg ready 90
10 their work. They ire always p't~
pairing. They spend their lives rf-
ting ready 10 do something which they
never do. It is M PX"el,cIi thing %
keep improving oneself. Ia keep grow
ing. but there mHii by . ;..ae 90 be@.l
thr great wll,, IF lie. know man
who is almost fGriy yeI"s oid who hls
not yet decided what he Is going tO
DO. lie has graduated from college
and taken number of post graduate
courses. but all along general lines.
FIe has not yet begun 10 specialize.
This man fully believes he is going to
do great things yet. hope he may
Success Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
The Arrora BorcaIi-.

Whatever may be- the riluSr OF th.
aurora borelliS. its height dues nJt mp
pear to be limited by the atmospheric
The rays sometimes tuu.h ihr earth IN
Scandinavia. coming between tie oh
server and elevated places. Eul fi"gei
years ago obtained data showing TINT
a large aurora sec1 in northern Ger
many must have had IL height OF sixty
miles aud that the rays often rise TO
4J0 miles. their points glowing with
red light.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
vn..n Loxe1, ,ratch.d the Corpse.

A.asI clT.ui, uf lhe cid time super
st.iious 81 \cw EugIand WIS the Gus
tom &c reqH. i1g lovers 10 watch the
coIpSr II Ncia.ed the hopes Of
marriage with HE silent vigil WAS
poetic ard hsS only di"appearcd from
The .ldeSl TOWNS within Il generation.
No o,iii.1ii..n pf The social conscience
Was more SrrIpClou ~ regarded than
that a Ce.,G b.UJ sn,u.d never he left
alone ~ Night In the earliest days
The Scl"un v1tollprS wore Old men aad
vnwr9. 1rn'u";. scle'flPa. hut rs the
col,n,rS grew :, nest iryrrs with plight
ri ir,'1- v."o fr". Uruuv St,cctcd for
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
H:-ac-t crc-- ~ tie \'7-'33
No. "A

IL i-!F>t ,.tSr 30 d. Wrr.I !
SaiI to be- j'lt v..r,i "arS t''' totes
ppa': of the lI1;Z inoUni'.uS ihe
cross i in reality tower. &"d il com
mards Z Ha.nia en- view of inr coun-
iry around. TIE hri,hl of Tie tower
IS l3D f"et aHG - stands on moua-
ten 1.7@l feet above ne SCI level. y
stair Of 2c0 Stei,S leads 10 the top o.!
the cross. but there is an elevator Of
which people may avail themselves
who for any reason wish to avoid the
long climb.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
The Bequars Of Madeira.

There Is only one fly in the ointment
OF Madeira cOlnfOrt-the beggars. They
begin TO beg before they can walk. and
they call Penny. penny" before they
can lisp the sacred name OF mamma. y
However. one good thing has come of
our experience with them. They have
prepared US for beggars elsewhere.
We are hardened nOw-at least we
think we are. The SAVIOR of pity has
gone out of us.-Albert Bigelow Paine
in Outing Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
On The Read 70 Learning.

"You say you know nothing nj al
about our railway" said the uiiisiaI
"Nuihing whatever answered the
applicant fer employment.
We'll. yuu come rightly recommend
ed. suppose wr'iI have to put yOt
i'm the bureau ut Information aud lpl
the travelling public ruurate you
Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-11-05
q Dried Up Sprinq.

Editor-I understand. Mr.. Penny
man. that you have married. Penny
man sadly Yes. Editor-That will
perhaps infuse new life in your moth
er-in-aw jokes. en: Pennyman more
sadlyi-AlaS. that is II thing Of the
past. The moiherin-law is no longer a
Joke with me- Brooklyn Life.