The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-06-17
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CbtStles.
Yes, SAID The milliBer ssceily 10
Mr.. Brigham. The big hats are going
completely oui ~ style. NeKt season
they simply Will no, be- worn. foa
Sill have 10 come aud Rtt new bat,
or several II them, 10 fact, and the
nes ones siiI be very small %. how
lovely exclaimed Mrs. Brigham Ny
husband will be- 10 glad He's different
from most husbands. then. laughs the
mtliipcr Bat, don't you ser, ! can
make bye new bats out ~ that lasl big
one goi from yoBl And she goes out.
leaving ihe millIncr dnzcd aud clutch
ing The showcase.
Get out Of my way, you inslguih
caaI fowl. bloAied the calf You don't
amount 10 anything Don'i II chuck
e,l she old hen. II you eould hear The
folks grumble when they find veal 10
their chicken salad, you'd change youI
tune. Run along now and take your
milk.
Binks~l'il no, marry until find q
gln who can cook Sew aud take care
Of The house. Isn't that common sense'
Jinks-No. When ! marry lli marry
n giri VINO is able 10 hire plenty o.
good cooks, dressmskers and house
maids.
My wife has very pquiring
mind, said Mr.. Meekton. have OBJ
srved that, answered Miss Cayenne.
She can think of enough questions 10
keep a crowd waiting half "a hour at .
theatre ticket Office
Does heat always ascend. popi
asked the iuqnisitive son. Well, re
piled the father. who paid rent for an
upper fiat, good deal depends on ,h,
ianilor, my boy
The sad scenes on the Republic
we're not wholly without humorous in.
cidenis A baldheaded gentleman was
nccosied by a woman whose hair was
streaming down her back and who ask.
ed him eseitedly If he had a comb about
him. Describing The incident, be says
| looked nj hen very sadly. Then took
OF my hat.
-fon seemed 10 be very thoughtful
AT the dinuer party last night. said he.
Yes, she replied. | was. couldn't
hclp thinking as sat there listening 10
yon that you must have had some rea
son for believing nobody else at tho
table could possibly have anything 10
say that would be worth telling.
a little hoy who bad just this sea
son joined Sunday school was asked b,
his mother how he liked il. Why. ex
claimed Charlie disgustedly, they dom
know much. The teacher asked whal
the colleU', and | was the only one who
knew. And what did you say, dear
Why, told them pretty quick that il
was pain u. the stomach.
What's the matter, old mani tn,
matter. George, IL that my gas bin,
are growing bigger aud bigger every
mouth. No wonder, johnny: you,
wife has TO SIT up 80 late nj night wait.
ing Tor you to come home.
Are you fond Of sbooingG | just
dcie on g. What sort do you prefer
What sotf Yes; what sort of shoot
ingf Oh, shooting the chutes.
Coed Why does Mabel insist on
wearing short sleeves when long sleeve,
arr again ~ stye' Fresh Siudc-- May
be she Is afraid of being arrested fol
carrying concealed arms.
The cook picked up an egg. sh,
looked AT i, doubifully, lis bad, III,
said. She dropped il. rs worse! sh,
hastily added.
- bate to travel. said the heavy |
tragedian as be- gazed nt the moth holes
IN he o,sreoat always eontrac, n
cold frnm The open windows. That
queer, laughed The low comedian ~ i,
screwed on biz green wig, What,
queerf | didn't know box ears had
windows.
so 500 braced up aud asked that
man 10 pay the money bee bad bouOW
sd. did. answered The diiiident per
son. With what RESULT addition 30
going without The money, | was com.
PEELED 10 apologize.
r. Miss Sac Bre,,c-And you say hc
took aim and threw an egg al youi
fooie Ligh,c - He did Was il badf
The egg was. bui The aim was not:
--iiow's The weather been ia your
town lAlelsg Why. We hayeu't even
been cnssln' The gas CRATES the lasttwo
weeks.
I'm golng 10 order cord II an.
saved ~ocd today. Why. George. we
haven, any use fof il. Yes, We have
rm gong 10 have i pil.si ii plain yicw
in tbs yard 70 only the right sori Of
amps will apply.
ara -.~ ar-~essT
How 10 Nix Fertilizers al Home.
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