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New-York tribune., 1909-02-09
DESKS AND OFFICE FURNITURE
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.

DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANT ED.
Female
TRAVELLING COMPANION, secretary
roverness by North German lady; varied
exnerienca; English. French and German
scbolar: good nurse; best Personal refer
ences Hannoverian, Tribune Uptown Of
fee 1854 Broadway
WAITRESS Very neat, competent and re-
Iiable- thoroughly understands her du-
.feE: best Of references: country preferred.
E. Mrs Golfers Agency. 122 West 22d ST.
WAITRESS First class young girl. will
ing 10 assist chsmberwork. city or eoun-
try: best references; wages S22-$25. Call
et Lang & BoechereP Co.'S Bureau. 4S-45-47
West $50 ST.
WAITRESS S-First class: neat. tidy. young
I Irish girl. wages $50. city or country,
references F1shsrty's Bureau, $50 ColuIn-
bus ave. Tel. 74l-River.
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COoK-German; first class: good baker;
best references: city or country; wages
sS5-S4o. Call at Lang g. Boecherer Co.'S
Bureau. 1885, West 93d ST.
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CoOK-Daglish Protestant. first class; un-
derstands plain and fancy dishes: refer
ences. city or country. Flaherfy's- Bureau
4S0 Columbus ave. Tel 7&l-Rtvsr.
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PATENTS.

THOMAS DREW sTErSoN. Mechanical
expert and patent solicitor. los Fulton
St. New York
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an; 90 70 country: wages $50 TO so. with
or without kitchennnaid- oden & Robbins.
S25 9Th ave
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COOK.-Ffrst class: best city reference.
No cards. Call Monday, A X, 1I2-I1s
East 1o6tn 81.
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AUCTION Sales

I WILL SELL. under foreclosure Of chat
tel mortgage, Angelo Gerakos. samuel
sr-lardos 10 Howard & Childs, on February
Q. 1909 at IL a. m. at 473 sixth ave.
Manhattan. certain chattels and fixtures
covered by said mortgage. BY order OF
MORTGAGE. ]. Bernstein. Auctioneer.
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EMPLOYMENT NEEDED by earnest, In.
dllstr1ovis and intelligent light coloreo
youth le with rather varied e1perle1ce'
arv salerv: best references Slnmeik1seT'
81 East eth St
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FARMER (Forsnsn) n)--Arnerican. 1ssTleo
served years st the business: sober ahc
reliable; understands al stock anu i--1- :
.ht-sr,-. excellent references CHrpenters
Bureau, 154 9Th ave
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CoOK.-Soung Irish woman; assist laun-
dry; good city reference; city family E.
Eofmayers Bureau. 1853 West 2Sd St Tele-
phoLe after 10 q. m. 1S6@-Chelsea.
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COOK--By Finnish woman; very good cook
for largo institution OF private family;
best reference. JuEsiIR Bureau. $50 Jex-
ington ave
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CARPET CLEANING.


NY. CARPET CLEANING WORKS
Oldest, Largest. Most Modern.
Ar AND 4S9 WEST 18th ST
Tel 1892 z693-Bryant- Established 1SoI-
W H JORDAN. EDWIN LENTZ.
CAREFUL CARPET CLEANING Co
Cleans by compressed cir steam hand or
on floor. 1854 Broadway. Al ESst Asth ST
CyOF & BRANDT. Tel. 132-SSth.
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FaRMER-By tntslngen. middle aged
erences. address Il G.. Ie4 East l4tA ST
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cABDENER-single, 30; sober. reliable
coed educatfon; experienced al arocno; !;
sviiif ficwers vegetables; gooc ps'lner
handy tools, horses; good reference Mac
los East 18th st
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GARDENER qIEAD).-First class; praes-
fIcal and competent IN al respects; hie
exnerteacs: eighteen years in this country :
married, no children: honest soper ana IN IN
5-,x+-o1,s- o- r-eutlemzn's country estate.
WITH glass A1ots LANCER, Box RIo. RosIYn'
T,ouR Island.
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HELP WANTED.
Female

fLEATErE ACTRESSES, singers. 6ance-s
wanted No fees OF charges: music and
--hes-ssls free. Apply Forester, ia West
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CooK-Protestant; thoroughly competent:
$780, excellent references city or coun-
try. Industrial Association OF America.
lnc-. East I'D 81. Phone 2992-SSth-
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FURNITURE.

EDENIl DIkLs
PARIOR SUITS REUPHoLSTERED. IN
CLUDIEG TAPESTRY; springs repaired.
So: dining room chairs recovered. 1neinqI
in1 isstrsr Doe: don't throw YOUR old
frames away we reuphoister and polish
them equal tc new at half price; can be done
in residence OF free delivery; send postal.
we viii call with samples; city or country
TOPPERMAN. 301 East S2d St
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We buy for spot cash second hand pi-
amos: send postal and representative
will CALI we have Stsiuway bargains
Wise Piano Co. IT East i25th at.
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COOK and LAUNDREsS - CHAMBER
MAID and WaITRESs.-By two young
Finnish girls; country preferred; good ref
erences. Jussilz Bureau, CSC Lexington
ave. Tel. 4453-Plaza-
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.,--s.ssTle sIrUATIoNs wANTKp:

( Er,-.r Male
liset s:.aroDoos, pressing. csspahie Of hand
1tsersss.--sillAn private correspondence.
= honer.-s ol chiFosrzrhy. references IS
gasszs.,.- .hbnf1etY, competency; nest ap-
!. zsss = zst = est Indian. &c; nc agency. Al
Z -. 9ox Il. 1ritlasle ,oasos.
2 fasTopxalsY experienced. willing
: zzsltrerse-z 80 90 anywhere; frFf class
y Phone s0Se Bryant.
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GARDENER-Young couple. no chtloren
on gentlensn's place or farm wlIe q
farmer: wages $50 per month, with house
Bishop, e3T RockaTay ave. Brooklyn
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GAROTNER-By German: single: frst
cIssS references; two, four ard six years
--ith private families; knows his business
IN s-reenho1ises and ali outside WORK; would
IKE 70 take charge OF Eentlernans estate
= s e56 90 ave
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WORK WANTED.

STvH ENGINEER SURVEYOR. Is; U-
p=-isno-6 ii heary construction, dams,
zol15Et1cns, cansle. railroad structures. II
ssa17n. sewerage, land Development, etc ;
-Eoo5 estimator and Craftsman; best Of ref
trzne>; open 1o- engagement W. d L. p
Vernon ave. Brooklyn
New-York tribune., 1909-02-09

CoOK.-Eagiish; trained with French chef
In England and accustomed TO large
households: desires position Of trust; age
Sc; salary s45: excellent references; city Or
country. Write Cook. 202 West 34th st.
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poNEsT1o SITUATIONS WANTED.

CARETAKER CT gentleman's SocnIrs .1-
place or work farm on shares d s- ooILt-
-eteElt- man, 80; sixteen years experiences
I,l1dersrands chickens and vegetables tnor-
oughly RenSen Hendrickson' Sal1slo~'
Long Island
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CoAcHMAN, &c.-cocK. &c.--Msn coach
man and gardener; wife cook ano aS-.nr. iSu.r.
arsss: boy aged Ii. good capanle neIPoI' .
eInerieuced. desirable servants. with Inoo-
est expectations: seven years IN lset ptace'
when answering please give paTnc HtAI La, -
Address Gardener, Box Il. Great Neck
Long Island
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.; Al; married /:
practical experience IN all branches Of
esrdeufne under glass, outdoors; capaoie
- taxing rt1ll charge OF gentlefnans place
sfna years in last situation hrst-class ref
erenoes Richard. care L Duguid. 1S1t
PARK ave +
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05
+ j. . i. + # l. + + + + # + # + + f. + + PUBIIt OPINION.
 x .r i. j. i. j. 1. l. ]. !. l. 's. + + < 4 's' 's'
Better and Cleaner City.

Editor Graphic;
 believe the su%gt stiun of City At- torney Sorrcls is good cna, and ] am dad that he has opened the way that others may eXpre ss themselves.
 city, like d family, to prosper should live in harmony of all work ing for the common good. We have many good citizens who would not think of offering our city officials suggestions about any public under taking and yet how few there are who hesitate to condemn or censurc their actions after a thing is done. When a friendly tip at the proper time would save a costly mistake. l be- lievc in the future of Pine Bluff It's geographical location is favorable to the building of great city, surround cd as we are with fertile soil. Our l farms are as productive aS any i'll the state; our vast timber belt has attracted the attention of lumbcrmcn | from every state In the Union. Our lumber and mill products are now sold in all the leading cities North and South, East and West, until Pine Bluff has become known as a great lumber producing center Our cotton Is known all over the civilized world. Our railroad shops are, and should be, :; pride to every citizen of Pine Bluff Our water and light system is now second to none in the South. We have some nicely paved streets and our public buildings will compare favorably with other cities of like size. Our public schools are up to date and should attract the attention of homeseekers generally. Our churches are represented by all the leading de- nominations and do credit to our peo- .ple.
 Our citizens are, as whole, law abiding, intelligent and sociablc. Fruit culture in Jefferson county is in it's infancy, but is already attracting the attention of people in all sections of the country. The future of Pine Bluff will largely depend upon the course pursued by the present gen eration A city like an individual character is not built i'll a day. We
 are now changing our village garb
 to that of city. A mistake now
 would be very costly. Not only to the
 generation now living but for genera
 tions of the future. It should be the
 patriotic duty of every citizen of our
 city to use all honorable means ir their power to promote and help along
 every movement that has tendency
 toward greater and better Pine
 Bluff
 Yours for larger city and a clean CT and better one. D. T. PERRY.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05
PINE BLUFFIAN
 BUYS STATE COTTON
Deal Closed Yesterday titernoon With
 r. r. Byrd for 23G Bales "f State Cotton.

Little Rock, Ark, Feb. 4.-GoEernor i Donaghoy Auditor lobe and Superin- l tcndcnt Pitcock, the committee ap-
 pointed by the penitentiary board to 1 sell the 236 bales of cotton ready for
 market on the state farm, yesterday
 afternoon closed it out to r. r. Byrd ! & Go. at g 3-4 cents per pound. Thc committee received a check for 5 300 i to bind the bargain. There are about
 sixty bales yet to be ginned on the 1 farm and this will be ready for sale
 after the next meeting of the board.
 The cotton sold yesterday was not of l the highest grade, being q second
 picking, hence the lowness of the price.
 With the sale of this cotton to P.
 F. Byrd & Co, which firm has pur- chased the most of the states cotton this year there came to light 8 rather 1 interesting story of another recent 1 sale to the same firm. The board then , had q large quantity of cotton for sale and the prices offered here were not considered to be up to the stand ard so samples of the cotton were talk on and sent to Memphis and other cities where they were gone over and i in the changing, other samples were substituted. The samples were ham, died by some buyers several times and the first handling they would bid hardly anything.
 Finally :, buyer of the r. r. Byrd company made an offer to the board which was SO far in excess of the others it was immediately accepted. \ cotton buyer here who had seen only the samples which were mixed with those belonging to the state in their rounds. immediately called up
 the head of the Byrd company by long distance telephone and informed him the buyer had lost at least $10,- 900 for the firm ill the one deal. Two days later the same cotton buyer of fered the Byrd company 5000 for ;, it's bargain.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

zntered a, pos.oilce d, Pine Bluff. Ark, as second class mail matter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

The Pine Bluff Corporation demon strated to the long suffering Pine Bluff public Wednesday night that it was in position to successfully cope with any blaze with it's moderr new waterworks plant. There is nc question but what the fire on Main street Wednesday night would have spread to adjoining property and re- suited in probably hundreds of thou sands of dollars losses had it not beer for the excellent water service. This demonstration alone should prompt the insurance agents to recommend a reduction in the present high fire in- surance rates here. Chief Briner, oi the fire department is authority for the statement {. at Pine Bluff need fear no big fires in the future for Il Is now possessed of a water plant that can deliver the goods."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05
The Orpheo Theater is holding tc

The Orpheo Theater is holding to it's standard of merit still, as can be recognized by this portion of the weeks program. Dale and Carreg have a very amusing sketch in "The Rival Editors Miss Hightower is singing "I Love You for Yourself Alone" and Just Someone" The lat ter song is making as big a hit as did her Yesterday" The afterpiece, Shadow" has been here before but no one would recognize it as MT. Dale and tho stock company put it on in much more, refined and. therefore enjoyable manner.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

The prize fighters could not sec their way clear to meet in the squared area at Little Rock in face Of the de termination of Governor Donaghey to prevent them from boxing" They have given up hopes of future con tests at the capital. It is doubtful il the game will be permitted at Hot Springs, but there is some talk just now of pulling off sparring eXhibi- tons there
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05
To Plant Fifty Thousand
 Peach Trees Near Rison
Company Referred to by The Graphic Several Days Ago Has Been Organ. ized for the Establishment of Com. mercial Orchards in Cleveland County.

The Rison Herald gives the follow ing account of the organization of a company in Cleveland county for the
 establishment of commercial peach or chards. an account of which appeared in the Graphic recently. A similar
 company will be organized ill this county within the next few days. The Herald says:
 Peach Orchard Company was organ ized last week with J. w. Parker. president, J. II. Prince, vice-presi-
 dent; E. w. Farrar, se3setary. and
 J. F. Swanson, treasurer.
 "The capital stock is $20,OO0, with
 $15.O0o paid up. MT. Parker has gone
 to his home in Troy, Ohio. to ship
 50, 900 peach trees here to be set out
 at once. The company has 8 large
 tract of land near the mill of the
 Porter Lumber Company. with sevz
 eral hundred acres cleared. MT. Prince Is preparing the land for the trees and will be ready to set them
 out as soon as they arrive. The com pany will grow corn. cotton and other
 farm products on the land until the trees begin to bear.
 They will also try few acres III strawberries, cherries, pears and oth- or fruits, and later canning factory will be added.
 Messrs. Parker and Prince are ex- perienced fruit growers and will no doubt make this orchard a success and when they have done so, hun- dreds of others will plant small or chards and then Rison and Cleveland
 county will boom.
 Mr. Prince wants two men with 1 teams to cultivate this land and has
 paying proposition for the proper
 parties.
 It was through the solicitation ot I. H. Smith, of the firm of Smith X
 Vandermark, that Messrs Parker and Prince came to investigate the propo-
 sition of commercial peach orchard and canning factory at Rison, and our citizens owe him a vote of thanks.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Even the most bitter enemies of Governor Malcomb R. Patterson, of Tennessee, cannot help but admire him. He Is a man of his convictions and he is not afraid to express them openly. His recent stands against leg 1slation that he believes to be detri- mental to the state of Tennessee and his promptness i'll dealing with the night riders have made him as many friends as opponents and Patterson will be q hard man to beat for any office that he may seek in the future
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Keo Shingle Company to Nathan Mosby (deeD, ne.. ne. sec. 16-3-9; $2o0.
 State of Arkansas to E. E. Houston (deed), S. l-2. s. 1-2, SC, ne.. sec, 21-6-s; $50.
 Richard Wyatt and wife to s. M. Miller (w. deedD, lot 8, glk. 5. High land Co.,; $3S.
 State of Arkansas to c. w. Davis (deed), fri. part sec. 34-5-S, ne. part sw. 1-4. sec. 34-5-S; s66
 Lincoln Realty Go. to Albert Hamil- ton (w. deed), lots 20, 21, 22, 23, "A 225, 26, 2, 2S and 29, blk 5, Jeans add No. ,; s16o.
 K. s. Cherry and wife to J. w. Aller (w. deed. n. fri. 12, nv. fri. 1-4 anc w. fri. 1-2 of ne. fri. 1-4 of sec. IFS sS, 900.
 r. c. Smart and wife to s. J. Nor ris (w. deed). lot 6. blk. 19. Highland add; s270.
 George J. Vining and wife to Sam. uel Ward (w deed), part se.. ne., sec 21-6-9: $l.
 7. Trigg and wife to w. c. Hudson tw. ieed). s. 1-2 ne. 1-4 and se., nv. and ne., se.. sec. 13-6-1l: $400.
 A. Holland and wife to David Max. we'll (w. deed), lot 6, blk. 1, Hollands resurvey of Brump's add; $65.
 D. Westal and wife to George N
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05
Dr.. Junius Jordan
 Lectures to Teachers.

The meeting of the normal class of the white teachers was held yesterday afternoon at 3:30 o'clock at the Pine Bluff High School. Dr. Junius Jor- dan. superintendent, lectured in the interest of school progress. He also outlined the subjects and the lectures for the normal class for the spring term. closing May 22.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Miss Henrietta Lemon, S3 years old, died at her home In Whiteyille township, this county, Wednesday. She was sufferer from la grippe. The body was inferred in Browns cemetery in that township yesterday. X daughter, Mrs. Susan Dyson, and one son, J. A. Lemon. are the surviy- Ing relatives.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Suffered day and night the tor ment of itching piles. Nothing help ed me until I used Doan's Ointment lit cured me permanently" y."-Hon. John R. Garrett. Mayor. Girard. Ala.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Captain Ed Rowland. Jr., of Mem phis. is the new master Of the steam CT Georgia Lee which Is reing run between Memphis and Vicksburg.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Accidents will happen but the best regulated families keep pr. Thomas Electric Oil for such emergencies. It subdues the pain and heals the hurts.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Try A Snow Flake Felt Mattress, absolute comfort and your moneys worth guaranteed. TOmlinsOn < Knox, sole agents, POS West I'd Ave.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Thompson (deed), s. 1-2 sc, of sec. 30-6-l0; $150. c. N. Thompson and wife to B. C. Bailey (w. .ieed(, sw., se.. sec. 30-6-1o; $l00,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-05

Miss Bertha Pierson, of Pine Bluff. Is visiting her father at Smiths bar Der shop.-Rison Herald.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-10-28

small alley separates the Tiekoff
house from the others and over the
psrilous gap the children jumped. The
roof leaned toward the alley and the
width is perhaps only three feet
Harry Jumped first and then Jacob
stood on the brink and swung the
girl over. Then he jumped. They
made their way to the street through
. neighbor's trap door.
When Beckman ran into the house
his attention was centered upon Rose
and Jane, aged 19 and 16, respective
ly. Both girls were in their night
gowns and tried to jump from the sec
ond-story window to escape the FIRE.
Beckman persuaded them to try the
stairs and. although their nightdresses
caught once from sparks. the descent
was accomplished. But Lombard
street was dreary and cold in such
light costumes and the girls were TAX
en- into the home of Mrs. Margaret
Clifford and clothed. The loss was
about $500. Rats gnawing matches
is given as the origin.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-10-28
Woman's Rather Trap.

Millbrook. N. Mrs. Lydia Kimble
has a big rattlesnake corraied in heI
home which she captured while pick
ing huckleberries in the woods. The
snake was coiled to strike when Mrs
Kimble saw it. She emptied her tir
pail of berries and dropped the vesse
upside down on the snake, its head
protruding from under the rim. Will
her apron strings she then made 6
slip moose with which she lassoed tn,
rattler. Jerking the snake from unde,
the bucket Mrs. Kimble carried Y
home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-10-28

dried 1t snapped and three of the
pests, evidently of nomadic turn of
mind. took Dutch leave.
81 caught them" Hitler said. for
Prof. Phillips of the Williamsburg high
school. He heard that had caught
good many snakes in my day. and
asked me to get him some for expert
mental purposes. l took them over to
Williamsburg only to find that the pro-
fessor had gone away on his vacation
/ have two left on my hands. and
would like to get rid of them
AS soon as it was known that three
snakes were loose every boy within a
radius of half mile became a self
constituted committee of one to in
stftute a search. and every grass plot
or suggestion of a ravine was ex.
plored
Hitler calls himself the champion
snake-catcher of Pennsylvania. He is
absolutely fearless in dealing with
them. Removing the glass from the
improvised cage, he bravely thrust his
hand within and grasped one of the
reptiles Just back of its head and
dragged it forth. He held 1t up until
its tail touched the barn floor.
This fellow is about Ave feet eight
inches long, he said.
The snake threw out its fangs and
wriggled and twisted, but Hitler held
it firm.
Aren't you afraid of getting bit.
ten?" he was asked.
mo, l have been handling snakes
ever since l was a boy. And that
goes back some. for / served in the
civil war"
did you catch all five at the same
placer"
Two OF them / found together, and
the others were caught each in a diff
ferent place. ! used a forked stick on
four of them; the other simply
picked up"
Six years ago Hitler killed four
blacksnakes in Westmoreland county
each of which measured more than
eight feet in length. He was picking
blackberries when he encountered
them AS long as 1855 he caught
rattlesnakes at Chestnut Ridge, Pa
At another time. while exploring for
oil In Westmoreland county, he caught
two rattlers and "bucked and gagged"
them and removed their fangs in the
field
David Richmond. now Of Wilkins.
burg, was employed with Hitler that
year They lived in shanty. When
about to go to bed one night Rich
mond. on farming down the blanket
discovered monster rattlesnake
coiled up and defiant. He called to
Hitler, and the men, each taking hold
of two corners of the blanket, cap
tured 1t and brought 1t to Pittsburg
This snake had nine rattles.
Hitler says that years ago there
were plenty of snakes on Squirrel
Hill, and that he captured large mum.
bers. One time he plowed up a rat
tier. He declares snakes may be
found there now.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-10-28

fregs on a large scale for the Lon
don market
Mrs. Cornwallis-W West, 1t is said, has
leased 40 acres of marshy land near
one of the London suburbs and will
inclose it with a fine-meshed wire
fence. large number of bullfrogs
have been ordered from France with
which this place will be stocked.
There is no more interesting charac-
ter in England than Mrs. Corvallis
West. formerly Miss Jennie Jerome of
New York and afterward Lady Ran
doiph Churchill. While Lord Ran
dolph was alive she was his most de-
voted and helpful aid. and contributed
largely to what of success there was
in that brilliant, though impulsive
statesman's carer. Then she was a
pubic parsonage and a great social
figure.
Now Mrs. West is leading the life
of recluse at Salisbury hall. st. AL
bans, where she is writing her reminis-
cences. which will doubtless form one
of the most delightful books of the
time. The house is both historic and
beautiful. and it is splendidly fur
nished
Mrs. Vests four sons frequently
visit her, and they and her young hus-
band and herself make the jolliest
company imaginable.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-10-28
Work of Practical Joker.

The Corriere of Rome. which pub
lished some time ago a copy of a
document said to have been found in
the library at Bergamo containing an
account of IAN airship voyage across
the English channel in 1751," is re-
ceiving much attention at the hands
of investigators. In the Tribune's no.
tice of this alleged achievement in
which monk named Grimaldi, of Ci-
vita Vecchia. was the chief actor, 1t
was stated that there was nothing in
the Italian papers article to indicate
that it was not written in good faith.
Now" writes an Englishman from
Rome. 1.-The records of Civita vecchia
are being searched in vain for a Gri.
maldi and the papers of England for a
story of the fight. The document may
be in the library. but who was the
practical joker who placed 1t there?"
New York Tribune.