The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-01-14
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issm iAsu.
~ ihis i F0aF iarnftsf ebtidf WHY
o. yoa think hs = ny tat0tils cs'i'di
10 y earh a werihlsss telios kna gives
700 NJ mBch h0ahis
ysra Mate A nan icll overheard
yas, nov. CAytssn Why dsdt sea
give IN sarm' Firsi Male What rss
tlss ase' Hs vas All ln'
slnglcion you don', believe %
q mousrrhical form ~ government.
sh' wc5deiy--l shoald say notl
That's wby married 80 orphaa'
FAsher. said itiic Rollo. What %
meant by Sabbath day. sonrneyf
am afraid. ny son. that IN TOO many
cases & mean. iwiee around thu coli
hnts.
Pos, lis good ~, Pail didn'i live
ia these days. psrser-why so' Port
Instead 81 all those beautiful cplsiies
.e'd have nothing bn, 10. OF souvenir
poslAls
The Minister guess you made no
uislste whsn you married thai NO
man. The DcAcon-Oh, yes. ! did.
ion did' Yes. pon'i you remember
gave YOU ai0f
What Is the matter with your eye,
mani A cross section Of timber was
Saving few 10 and hi, me. Must have
b.en mighty ero" section and III
tempered as sell.
ia Mr.. Bliggins good golf playerf
No. answered Miss Cheyenne. hap
p.ned 10 be sufficiently near 10 hear
his language when be made a bad
stroke. He may be an expert player,
bnl be IL not a good one.
--Hewiit-A doctor has hard life.
J.wsi, ] don't agree with You. Hewitt
Whist is there easy about itf Jewet,
All he has 10 do 70 make bis mark is
sHecinaie somebody
How did you get along with Ma
mics iaiher' Fine, He said il was
all RICH, before asked him. And then
be asked me IL didn't know a few
more likely young fellows who would
take the rest Of the girls.
gglesworth has gone broke, has
bel ! thought he succeeded 10 raising
something on those valuable building
lots bis father left him. He did, He
raised crop Of wild oats ON them.
Mrs, Hoyle sa, in the rotunda
Of the automobile. Mrs. Doyle--Don't
yru mean the lonneaui Mrs. Hoyle-
Wen. really, we went so fast thai ]
was all mixed up and am not certain
just where ] did sit
Aunt Mary-I hope, Emily. that
YOU aud Charles will never become cold
snd distant. Emily-We may get cold
auniie. but am sure there is no dan
ger 10 our becoming distant. We IN
,.nd to live always in fiat.
That military hero aud the society
belle be WAS dancing With represented
The reverse OF conditions. Howl One
faced the powder. while the other pow
drred the face.
-Ella-ie has no ear for music = no
llea OF time. Stella What do you
meant Ella We were where we could
hear the music very plainly, and yet he
kissed me 10 beat the band
-Borus struggling auihor)-Thai
l,sl book Of mine agreeably surprised
you, did i'll ! am glad 10 hear that,
Saggus literary editorl--Yes; ! ex'
pecled to devote an entire evening 10
reading it, II put me TO sleep IN five
minutes, old fellow.
There was man in our town, and |
be was wonderous wise; be never spoke |
unto his wife of his mothers cakes and
pics. The secret OF his wisdom-gnesr
i, IL you can, but il you can't, behold
the WAS a bachelor man.
The Minister Then you don't think
! practice whs. | preach, ehf The
Descou--No, sir; don't. You've been
preaching on the subject o rcsigna
hon fur iva years. an We hivna resign
I'd yit.
And your smbiiion' the talented
girl was asked. Is 10 become famous
actress. she replied frankly, and then
advise all young girls 10 avoid the
stage.
Who is the most popular young
lady at Christmas tlmei asked the
boarder who wants 10 be mn end man,
rad Immediately and without SILVER
Dc answered. Miss l.. Toe. "
Stern Paren,-so you wan, to be
my son.iu-lsw. do ypu' Suitor- Can't
say ,ha, ! do. but want 10 marry your
daughter. and ! suppose there's no
way 10 avoid IL.
Shopper What makes those goods
80 expensivc' Clerk-The duty, ma'am.
shopper Oh, then they are importedi
CLERK No; they are domestic goods.
te, the proprietor thinks il his duty 10
increase BIS bank balance.
Aren't yoa afraid you are paying
more attention to athletics than. toyour
ocoksf said one college yoatb. I've
~, 10. answered the ether. so thai
when 10 horne can talk nbou, some /
lhing that will interest father.
II certainly admire that pianist who
gave The recital las, night. For his
compositions or for his performances
Neither. admire him for he nerve
in charging s. scat,
Young man. said father TO his
pscccsio us son and heir. aged seven,
here's sherc pay you thai shipping