New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-03-17
The Gas Of Major IgIeIlalt

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copyright, 1909, by American Press Assoc
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It was queer case, that of Major
Iglehart. He was neglectful Of duty,
slovenly in appearance and drank hard. |
His uniform hung on him Imply, his |
coat turned green, his boots were mud |
dy, and his hair protruded through q
hole in his hat
Charges for conduct unbecoming an
officer and a gentleman drunkenness
were preferred against the ma ior.
They were about to come up for trial |
when suddenly the enemy came down
on US. The colonel led the retreat, the
lieutenant colonel following in close
order. OF the field officers the major
alone was at the front. But he was
not the officer we had known. He
was TRANSPORTED. He sat erect on his
horse, his eye lighted with the fire OF
hattie. and his orders rang out In a
clear, ringing tone. It seemed that he
had returned to the being he had been
before some great sin or some great
grief had blighted him.
He found the men in confusion, some
flying, some gathering their weapons
and accouterments, some making an
effort at formation. The moment he
appeared. out Of the struggling mass
a line developed, and those running TO /
the rear came back and REINFORCED IT. j
Selling a standard, he called upon us
to follow and, charging, saved the day.
After it was over all reverted to it's
former status. The colonel aud lieu
tenant colonel resumed command, and
the major got drunk. But the charges
were quietly withdrawn. Though the
major greatly lowered the moral and
social tone of the regiment, he must
be endured. Everybody felt that way
the field officers because he could
lead the men in battle and they could
not, the line officers and the men be-
cause they must have some one to lead
them when there was fighting to do.
No one thought OF advancing the major
to the position of colonel Such colo
mel would ruin the regiment with the
army. For while we tried to treat
him with consideration, but he was SO
shabby, so .unsoldierly, in every way.
SO degraded that we soon gave 1t up
and realized that our handsome colo
mel was still our commander.
And SO 1t continued. When the colo
mel spoke to us, as he often did, in
a pleasing and dignified manner, call
ing us my boys" we cheered, but the
first thing we knew we were following
the major over breastworks or stand
Ling IN line with teeth set, taking pun
ishment. Every time there was fight
ing to be done he doomed up at the
front, and when it was over he sank
back into his habitual stupor
Under our colonel the regiment ac-
quired an excellent reputation for dis
cipline and soldierly bearing. Under
the majors leadership in battle we be-
came known as one OF the most gall
liant bodies in the army. OF course the
regiment must be honored in some
ones name, and it was impossible to
honor us through the major. There
fore the colonel got no end of mem
ton for gallantry and eventually was
made brigadier general That let
the lieutenant colonel in for the bal
ance Of the glory, all Of which ema-
mated from the major.
The major never made any COM
/ plant at the fact that all these honors
passed over his head He didn't seem
to care. Nor did any one in the regi-
ment object. We all felt that our
services should have recognition and
considered that honors conferred upon
him would be no recognition at all.
/ At the last fight the major fought
! the army was held in check by hill
on which the enemy had planted artil-
/ lery, and everything was at dead
lock. The general rode up to our reg
iment and asked for the colonel and
i lieutenant colonel in quick succession.
/ Nobody could tell him where they
were He asked for the next in com
mand. Some one told him that Major
! Igleheart was asleep on a fence rail
near by. At that moment the major
appeared. The general looked at him
in despair. Nevertheless he gave him
an order to take the hill
4 The way the major walked us up
that hill was a sight to behold The
i general beheld it from below and
when the hill was ours rode up and
asked for the major. We showed him
the officer lying on the ground with a
bullet hole in his forehead. The gen
eral turned away sadly with the re-
mark, IF he had lived he should have
had a division"
We all knew more about that than
the general. The major in command
/ of division! Absurd! Yet there was
1 something about the clay he had left
i behind his former self-that made us
forget his second self and think of
him as a major general. With that
look OH his face we buried him, fired
a yolley over him and forgot him till
the next fight, when, having no one to
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