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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-02
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tern, Die @ebsimniBfrdmerei treibeu,
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l1Bt elmer Neupermdblten auf Die
Suffrage. lpic iie ibrcn @atten bcbans
beln miiIle. uni gliidlih gu werben.
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men: .@ieie &dnner. Die nit Ben
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lpcrben pnrd i6ledtes &ohen perf
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miro. @iini9t man nun einen tpirfz
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-02
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Siite Define 3nnsc!

Siite Scinc 3unse!
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ihriiteu
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nib 9ebenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-02

Cine iiulplc vSinanS : Operation"
Die ieiner Supcrflugbeit gar nift
ebenbiirtig nnitebt. bot lif Ser IMrem>
bnrgilde General : Sircftor Serr
Wongenait 9eleiitet. Die Ingelegens
belt fam fiir6lih in Der aammer 3llr
Sprahe unb pcrbdlt lid 10: @ines
ihonen 5aees in Den fetten 90er Sabs
reil beiaB Serr Wongenait Elm gnnfs
sutbabeu bon iefS Williomen Sranfen.
gu ocrielbcn 3eit brauhte Der bns
maligc @autenminiiter @elo. Stun,
on miro Serr @ousenait ibu bon ieis
mem lleberflub gegeben baben? -
@efebltl Sefnnntiih mar Germ
@%pngenait's einaige Sreube mnc
grDbtcr Stols INNER bns Soni. @r
founte lid nun audi nidt bon pen iehs
Millioncm trennen unb lieb Ieincn
Gole9en bon Den Diientliden Irbeiten
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
A Sponce That Works.

Here is a clever notion-a fog bell"
said an old New England fisherman.
On bleak, gray afternoon they
stood at the seashore-the old man and
his city cousin from Boston. A great
bell hung from scaffold. and under
Il metal cover hung a great sponge.
This here machinery Is wound up
regular" the fisherman explained, ''and
this here sponge is kept under cover so
as the rain can't get at it. In dry
weather, materially, the sponge is dry
and light: in foggy. though, it gets
heavy with fog satch'rations, just
heavy enough for to press down the
lever that starts the machinery a-going.
Then. ding-dong. ding-dong. sounds the
bell in the fog, savin' many a fisher.
man from wreck on this rock bound
coast. st."-Exchange.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13

Occasionally l have met people who
have insisted that they do not know
what 1t means to dream. To them
sleep comes like the pail of death. en-
veloping them so completely as to en-
tirely extinguish the consciousness for
the time being. But, strangely enough,
I have found that these individuals do
not seem to appreciate this blessing
Of undistu-bed repose. Instead, they
feel that in some way they are being
cheated out of something that belongs
10 them. Like the Scotch plowboy,
they protest at never being able to
"eujoy" nights sleep, because their
head no sooner touches the pillow than
it is time for them to get up again
Bohemian Magazine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
CIkCUs CHILDREN.
The Making Of Acrobats Begins at an
Early Age.

.a' TNSS'
1t is nothing unusual for the larger
circuses to carry thirty and forty chill
dren, ranging all the way from mere
babies to boys and girls of fifteen and
sixteen years Of age. The majority
are travelling with their parents. both
the father and mother doing daily duty
in the ring. and while often they are
trained to follow in the steps of their
elders they are seldom allowed to per-
form in public.
1t is a common belief among circus
men that the performer whose training
is not started until after the age of six
will seldom make q distinctive record.
Following the afternoon show | often
saw groups Of boys, some Of whom
could not have been over four and five
years old. practicing rudimentary SOM
ersaults and hand springs. while their
parents looked on with a gratitied
smile. These were the families Of the
circus aristocracy, who treasure the
records of their ancestors with the
pride of a son in his fathers sword and
who see no more inspiring calling for
their own children than that of the
great white canvas.
Not that their education is neglected
In other respects. Several of the fami-
lies often hire an instructor-perhaps
one of the performers who has the
time and ability for such work-tO
coach their children in the standard
studies. One circus has a travelling
school for the youngsters. If they are
to be acrobats, they are to be educated
acrobats.-Bohemian Magazine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
EThe Prussian Versailles"

It would be as unjust to form an es-
climate Of the HohenzollernS or of their
capital without visiting Potsdam as to
form an estimate of Germany without
visiting Bavaria, for pOtSdam is more
than "the PrusSian Versailles" It rep
resents the complement Of those stern
er Hohenzollern qualities which are
embodied in the city of blood and iron.
Cold, colorless Berlin may we'll be seen
on the gray days Of standard Prussian
weather. Sunlight seems exotic there.
Rut the characteristic charm Of Pots
dam is revealed only when skies are
bright and flowers are in bloom.-Rob-
ert Haven Schauffier in Century.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
SPARING HER NERVES.
a Careful, considcrate Visitor and
Her Tin1id Friend.

Her Tin1id Friend.
The mistakes which were plentifully
sprinkled along Mrs. Corners career
were never regretted by any one more
than by Mrs. Conner herself Il used
the very best judgment | had" she
said, referring to one unfortunate oc.
currence, but, as usual, everything
went wrong.
You see, l went to Greenville il the
morning with Mrs. Hobart, intending
to go on to Nashua, but l changed my
mind when the weather turned cool
and spent the day with Anna Woods
going home at dusk. I'd forgotten my
little bag with my key in it, SO l went
right over to Mrs. Hobart's.
shed gone down the road to Mrs.
Coles. but l found her key behind the
left hand blind and went right il.
THE house was dark. but l said to
myself, I won't light a lamp for fear
of soaring her. Il timid woman, living
all alone, as she does So I sat in the
dark till l heard her coming up the
walk
when she found the door was un-
lbcked she gave a kind Of a gasp, 50 l
stepped forward and then. long as
had q cold so my voice didn't sound
natural a1d l was afraid 'twould
scare her, size being so timid. l put
cut my hand al laid it on her arm.
And, if you! believe me- finished
Mrs. Conner plaintiyely, "she fell right
over in a faint and cut her forehead
on the edge of the rocking chair, and
though I'd never bring her to!
There's no use trying to be careful
with a woman like her."-Youth's Com
panion.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
A Persistent Hen.

Ever hear about our little red hen
Well, sir. she was on the set for
keeps. Couldn't keep her off. Old
doorknobs. soda bottles. lamp chin
neys. match safes-anything was good
enough for her. Finally / put her on
three mud turtles. and hope to die
IL she didn't hatch out allgators-yes,
sir. three of 'em. One of 'em ate her
up. and when we opened him there
was the hen settin' on his back teeth,
and they'd swellpd M so they choked
him to death-EXchanEe
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
Single Men Won.

AS advertised ana proclaimed
from the housetops, the ball game
happened last Sunday afternoon.
The day was ideal as the weather
furnished a varisgated program
during the performance which
aided materially in keeping up ex.
citement with the spectators.
Well, it happened just like this:
the lads handed the fathers CD a
bunch which the old fellows were
unable to back up.
Crawford's Colts were the first
up and Behren's slapped the
sphere for two bagger, that is by
running in an air line from home
to second, and by a tumble by
Papa Patterson and a safe bagger
by Webb, "Blondy' paced the
score in one fiat. The next few
innings were mainly a Epitcher's
bsttle until the first half of the
fifth when the kidlets took streak
with the slab and succeeded in
placing three more counts to their
credit. The fathers had three
scores to their credit, but up to
the last half of the fifth, Grandpa
Spencer, Sire Wiley and Papa
Patterson had never declared their
intention to do anything to show
the lads that they were in the
game, and at this time sire Wiley
announced to Kid Rhea that when
be and Spencer got through bat
ting it would be necessary to lay
in new supply of balls, as the
present stock would take an air
passage for Irrigon. True to this
declaration, Wiley came to bat,
struck hard and missed, then wait.
I'd for Rhea to toss up a slow one
and this he failed out to Crawford
who swallowed it like a toad does
a fly. 1t was now time for the
prima donna to appear on the stage
in his beautiful blue duck over
white cheese cloth. Cheer upon
cheer went up from the tumult as
the pioneer grabbed the hickory
and proceeded to the bar to reckon
with the youngsters who 30 un
mercifully dealt with the orator Of
their gang.
Yes, Bill did something. He did
just as Wiley did and then it was
up to Slim Neel to bling in Swag-
CART and tie the game, but Jeff had
a hole in his bat which left the
score 1 to 3 in fa"or of the single
men.n
Married men -Hornish c. Eaton
p, Neel Id, Ward %, w. Swaggart
3b, HyIand IS, Spencer If L. Nor
gan and Ell Patterson cf: Wiley rf,
Single men-Beahrens C, Carl
Rhea p, Webb 1st b, Dick Wells
2b, Bub Clark 3b, Rlerson ss, &.
Crawford If, Bill Morgan CT snd
Duncan rf
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
Net Particular.

Nine Caive at a ladies' luncheon
was condoned by an elderly spinster
on the ground that a laudatory article
about her had not been very subtle or
discriminating.
81 know we'll" said the spinster,
smiling behind her glittering spec
tacles, that only discriminating praise
counts as praise with you"
Don't talk about discriminating
praise" answered Nine. Calve "Ful-
some fattery is good enough for me- -
Washington STAR
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13

Full Blood ID. 4. G.. Hogs.

Skill blood O. l. G. pigs, male, 5
sows, sire Thos Roosevelt, 1l702. eDam
of the sire oil these pigs, Martha Wash
ington, 11703, both premium hogs. Sire
of dam of these pigs, Silver Bill, 1874
Dam of mother of these pigs, Missonla
1894. These thoroughbred pigs will be
sold in pairs tor SIS or single $40, also
II head sired by same boar and full
blood Chester White sows, wi | sell for
$40 pair. Also seven head Black Pol
and China and 0. |. C. CROSS. Ready
for delivery in four weeks.
H. w. FELL, Heppner.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
OETcaSS-zLla.

"My husband is so very unreasona-
bic"
Most husbands are. What did yours
do?"
He fixed fishhook in one of his
pockets because he pretended to sup
pose that | robbed him at night. and
then he blamed me because be forgot
it was Sthere"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
Co--celv Defined

what is the distinguishing quality
Of the problem play"
at makes you think. The first half
keeps you wondering what the ques-
tion is, and the second half keeps you
guessing what's the answer."-Wash-
ington Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
The Mean Ihind!

Mrs. Oldham-Why are you so down
on that lively Mr.. Bachelor? Mrs.
Youngling-Oh. he snubbed our pre-
cious Alfred. He said he thought
baby might some day become vice
esident.-Exchange.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
A Simple Trick.

Its an easy matter to keep your joints
and muscles supple-no matter what
your age may be or how voa have suf-
fered with rheumatism. Rub yourself
night and morning with B llard's Snow
Liniment. Cures rheumatism, stiffness,
cramps, crick in the back, side, neck or
limbs, aud relieves all aches ani pains.
Sold by Patterson & Son.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
w. P. Scrivener
HEPPNER, OREGON.
Cord wood for Sale

Afte, May l. for the benefit of Eigh
Mile people, | will have $50 cords OF
wood for sale at IS per cord a. the E.
l.. Kirk place on Rhea creek.
E. l. KIRK.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
Chinese Root and Herb Doctor.

He is an experienced compounder OF
Chinese Medicine. He treats success.
fully all private, nervous and chronic
diseases. also blood, stomach, heart,
lung. liver, kidney, female weakness,
catarrh and all diseases of the body b,
the use OF roots and herbs, especially
prepared for each case. If you cant
call at his office. write for home treat
ment. Consultation free. J. Man Foo
successor to Hong Wo Tong Chinese
Medicine c., III w. Second St., AL.
bany, Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13

Mrs. W.Jones praised the grocer
for selling her Folger's Golden
Gate Coffee which he ground for
her.
For sale-Range, sewing ma.
chine, couch and other household
articles. Inquire of Mrs. Il. P.
Hyland.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
Attention HOrSeownerS.

have again obtained the services OF
E ! Burgess as my horsesboer, and he
needs no further introduction to the
horse owners of Morrow county.
My shop is equipped with the most up
to date machinery in Morrow county
and carry full stock of hard wood
and iron, and am prepared to do all
kinds of work on shortest notice. Tires
set cold or hot.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13

Plain sewing and gentleman's wash
ing. Satisfaction guaranteed. Sewing
Sheets, 10c and up; pillow cases
l0c and up; Aprons same; Skirts Sl.50
and I'D. Mrs. JOE KLEIN.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
MONEY FOR OUR HOME PEOPLE

We believe that the people VINO deposit their
money at home should have the benefit OF it.
We believe III taking OF home interests
always.
The farmer who has necessities to buy for the
winter and wishes to hold his crop orb better prices
should be taken of by his home bank. The
merchant who wants money to take advantage OF
low prices should be able to enlist his home bank
in his enterprise The man who desires to pur-
chase Il home. Il farm to advance his business in
terests should feel free to call upon his home bank
for whatever help he wants
This bank adherss strictly to the above prn-
ciples. The money deposited with us by the
people will be employed to supply home demand
We do not believe in buying foreign paper and
then be compelled to refuse our home people when
they require loan. Our policy is to be able ..at
all times to give the people such service as satisfies
their demands.
Give your business to your home bank. Your
home bank will do many favors for you, your
friend and neighbors.
First National Bank
of Heppner
Oldest Bank in Morrow county
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13
Hogs for Sale.

Forty head OF good shoats for sale, if
taken soon, three miles south of Lex
ington. j. II. HELMS.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-05-13

In order to love mankind we must
not expect too much Of them.-Helve-
tius.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-11-24
REV. JOHN B. TABB DEAD.
Professor in st. Charles College and
Poet of Great Merit.

Baltimore, Md, Nov. 19.-Rev. John
B. Tabb, known in this country and
Europe as a poet of high merit, died
tonight at st. Charles College, Ellicott
City, of nervous trouble, from which
he has been a sufferer for long time.
Born in Virginia on March %, 1845,
Father Tabb received his education
from private tutors. He always de-
clared he was a Marylander by adop-
ton. At the outbreak of the Civil War
he entered the Confederate navy and
was a prisoner of war from 1864 to
1866. After the close of the war he
studied music in Baltimore and subse-
auently taught in ST. Paul's School,
this city, and Racine College, Mich.
While teaching Father Tabb became
a Protestant Episcopal minister. In
1872, however, he entered the Roman
Catholic Church about the time his
boon companion, the late Bishop AL
fred Curtis, became a Catholic, and in
1884 he was ordained to the priest
hood. He had been professor in ST.
Charles College since 1876, if not
longer.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-11-24
TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH.

1t is now claimed that the American
Telephone and Telegraph Company
has not secured a majority of the
stock of the Western Union, but that
it has acquired sufficient stock to con-
troll the situation, and it proposes to
utilize it's newly-acquired power by
using poles and wires already placed,
especially in the boundless West, for
telephone extensions. The difference
in circuits is such that it is possible
to telephone and telegraph over the
same wires at the same time. This
renders it possible to extend the tele-
phone business without an expensive
duplication of equipment, especially in
sparsely settled districts.
This is said to be the true explana-
ton of the recent merger, but the pub
lie Is suspicious, and no doubt Con-
gress will proceed to investigate the
new story of the wires. Thus far the
hand of the Postal Company does not
appear in the merger, but quick
changes may take place. The Bell
Telephone people have wonderfully
fortified themselves, andp ossibly thai
may be the extent of the effort. i
may not mean a general wire trust
The people are in no mood to wei
come trust in the means of dissent
mating news and intelligence of al
sorts.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-11-24
FOURTEEN MISTAKES OF LIFE.
If You Are Guilty, Get Ready to Cut
'Em Out January 1.

The mistakes of life are so numer-
GUS that it seems at first thought al
most impossible to name them, and
yet one writer says they number but
fourteen. According to his enumera-
ton the fourteen are as follows:
1. Setting up ones own standard OF
right and wrong and expecting others
to conform to it.
g. Trying to measure the enjoyment
of others by our own.
8. Expecting uniformity Of opinion.
4. Looking for judgment and expert
ence in youth.
S. Endeavoring to mold all disposi-
tions alike.
6. Refusing to yield in unimportant
trif1es.
z. Looking for perfection in our own
actions.
8. Worrying ourselves and others
about what cannot be remedied.
9. Not alleviating as much suffering
as we can.
10. Not making allowance for traits
in others which apparently unfit them
for success in life.
II. Considering anything impossible
that we ourselves cannot perform.
IL. Refusing to believe anything
which our finite minds cannot grasp.
13. Living as If the moment would
last forever.
IA. Estimating men and women by
their nationality or by any outside
quality.
AS the first day of January is ap-
preaching it might be we'll to begin
practice under this list Of fourteen SO
as to minimize as far as is possible
the list of mistakes to be sworn or on
New Years Day. The list Of fourteen
mistakes will be found to be more
comprehensive than they at first may
appear. At any rate, the man who can
abolish from his life altogether the
fourteen enumerated mistakes need
not trouble himself with other mis-
takes on January 1.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-11-24
EDUCATION AND MACHINERY.
DIR. Winston's Article in Thanksgiving
Number Christian Science Monitor.

George T. Winston, LID, formerly
president of the North Carolina Col
Iege of Agriculture and Mechanic
Arts, the University of Texas and the
University of North Carolina, Will
have an article on Education and Ma
chinery" in the Thanksgiving issue OF
the Christian Science Monitor, daily
paper published in Boston.
DR.. Winston retired from active
work a few years ago and while trav-
cling in Europe was notified Of his Sc
lection as one of the benefciaries q
the Carnegie pension fund, established
for the benefit of the great educators
OF the country.
DIR. Winston is now living in Ashe
vile, where he is erecting beautiful
home on the side of Sunset Mountain
overlooking the city. The man.
friends of Dr. Winston throughout tn
South will be glad to know that he il
still active and the article referred t
will. no doubt. show the intellectual
depth of thought for which DR.. Wins
tons writings are noted.