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The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
KILLS 2 GIRLS; HANGS HIMSELF
Crimes of a Wealthy Farmer Near
Delhi, Mimi, Ended.

Redwood Falls, MINI. William
Tibbetts, a wealthy farmer living
near Delhi, killed Cecil Norton, the
ffteen-year-old daughter of his house.
keeper; his daughter, Dorothy lib.
belts, twelve years old; set fire to his
residence, and hanged himself.
Everything indicates mistreatment
of the Norton girl before her death.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

A Chicago doctor who has been ar
rested for practicing medicine with
out a license gave his patients hot
water with hay in it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

After having been in use since
1850, the Testament used at tie
Essex sessions court at chelmsford,
England, has now been replaced by a
new one, the gift of E. North Buxton.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Chinese and tuberculosis.

OIIHcSo una I~uD6rCutOS1S
Owing to their studious habits and
their lack of proper physical exercise,
Chinese students both in this country
and in their native land are especial
ly liable to tuberculosis.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

Pills, and in three months was COM
pletely cured. The trouble has never
returned"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

Mary Curran, aged thirty-two
years, who starved to death in an at
tic in Taunton, Mass, left $500 to
church and charity.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

The Swiss Government spends
more money in proportion to its pop
ulation, for the relief of its poor,
than any other country.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

uOSo ~ iOoOAS LIZ
so severely that at
last l had to give up.
l took to my bed and
stayed there four
months, suffering in
tense pain, dizziness,
headache and in1am-
nation of the blad-
der. Though with
out hope, l began
using DOan's Kidney
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

Do your feet ever feel tired, achy and
sore at night? Rub them with a little
Hamlins Wizard Oil. They'll be glad in
the morning, and so will you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Shot His

Arthur Winterstein fatally shot his
twelve-year-old step-sister, Stella
Friedman, in New York City, because
she would not promise to marry him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

Australia has more unexplored area in
proportion to its population than any
other country in the world.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Wildcat Attacks Woman.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softensthe gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain cures Wind collie 25c. a bottle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
THE
BEST
REMEDY
For Women-Lydia E. Pink
ham'sVegetable Compound

Noah, Ky. was passing through
the Change of Life and suffered from
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
RAISED FROM SICK BED
After All Hope Had Vanished.

Mrs. ]. H. Bennett, So Fountain
St., Gardiner, Me-, says: "My back
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03

A cable message crosses the Atlantic in
three seconds.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Mrs. George ). Gould Robbed.

Paris.-Mr. and Mrs. George j.
Gould and party, including Miss Mar
jorie and young Jay Gould, attended
the aviation exhibition at Rheims,
where Mrs. Gould was robbed of a
bag containing 10000 francs .($6O0O)
in cash and shout 10000 francs
($3500) worth of jewels.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
British Post For ViIIayicencio.

DfIt1sH IUst tut vH1dVtCeHCIO
Caracas, Venezuela.-Rafael Villa
vicencio has been appointed Vene-
zuelan Minister to Great Britain, and
Carlos Grisanti has been made diplo-
matte agent to France and Holland.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
liberty of the Press.

Bogota.-The first bill passed By
the new Congress has restored the
liberty Of the press, which was re-
nsricted during the regime OF Reyez
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Shells Smother Gagged Animals.

Toulon, France.-The experiments
in the effect of ~projectiles, in which
the battleship lena is serving as a
target, were continued here. Four
projectiles from the cruiser Detouche
Treville damaged the lena seriouslyy
and q number of the Gagged animals on
board were asphyxiated and burned
by the gases from the shells.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Irish Land Bill Advanced.

Irish Land Bill Advanced.
London.-The Irish Land bill, as
r~eintroduced in the House of Com
o March 80 by Chief Secretary for
Ireland Birrell, passed through COM
mittee without serious amendment.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-09-03
Counterfeit Printer Released.

Counterfeit Printer Released.
Louisville, Ky.-William Kcenig.
arrested as the pressman who struck
off 100000 worth of counterfeit
Mexican money for the Roberts broth
ers, was absolved from completely in
the alleged swindle by a Federal
Court.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
JEFFIIES WILL FIGHT No
MORE. FRIENDS ASSFR
One-Time Champion Unable 60 Get
i'm Condition, and Ring Fans
Are Pi"ning Their Faith
60 Kaufman Now.

New YORK. July 11.-An effort
viii he made this week 10 clinch the
match between Jack Johnson. the
heavyweight champion. and AL Kant
man. OF California. set for either
September or October. and 10 deter
mine the place OF meeting. Johnson
signed articles early in June. but
since that time pressure has been
brought 20 bear upon the champion
70 cancel the match on the ground
1hat IL would interfere with his fight
with Ketchel
The pugilistic atmosphere is nm
deTgoing constant changes with re-
spect 20 the plans for the undoing of
JACK Johnson. Until his recent fgbf
with Billy Papke there was a strong
hope among fght-followers mar
STANLEY ketchel might overcome the
negro. oN that hope is now pIin,.
mering. Ketchel made little i'm
preston on Papke. and IT is figured
ny Charley Harvey. who looks after
hauiman's interests, that If Ketcbsl
yah put away a middleweipht
tuen ne viii have no show against
lne cleverer Johnson and his 2tO
pounds OF bone and muscle. Harvey
saws That kaufman is the man to
meet johnson for tke title.
FRIENDS OF Jim Jenries say TO-DAY
mat. Notwithstanding the announce
ment OF the former champion. nro-
IimlnarF % his theatrical engage
ment. the one-time boilermaIer viii
never re-enter the ring. n Is stated
oy nose close 90 JeGries that his
eohdltlon would not allow him TO 20
more IMAM few fast rounds.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
GOOD BoXERs SCARCE.

win the prosperity boom. which
- que IN the early fall. the boxipr
s"ne is going 10 take on new NE
Just as well as everything else IN
'he country. New clubs viii h.
opened in many places throupbont
the land, and there will be a create
demand FOR irst-class boxers ,bsn
ever has been In America -.
"here the men are TO como fror,
70 supply this demand Is a npzzIfne,
question. The scarcity of real o.
boxers all over the countrv q
enough TO make the club owners ana
oOAihs promoters sit M and take
n"l4ce. You can count the names ~
me good boxers in any class ON tho
I"seIs OF one hand In the haavv-
"elBht class there is no one 10 conc
Win Jack Johnson Jenries viii
never come back. and that leaves
lhe neId 10 the big negro. In the
hIddleweight division there are onIv
Langford, Ketchel and Papke ana
the negro can whip either y, tbe
Others. In the weIterweight rlivi-
SION, Jimmy Gardner has IL on any
OF the others, and he so far outclass-
es them all that the rest are not
worth talking about when ba IS
around. In the lightweight division
Battling Nelson is the master. for
Packey Mcfarland has been exposed
as being a welterwelght, and he is
only a second-rater at that. Dick
Hyland and Cyclone Johnny Thomp-
son, who is only a gentle breeze in
stead OF a cyclone, are the only two
men left after Nelson is set aside
and they are not really good boxers
and have no class. It might occur
10 some Of the ring followers that
Fred Welsh could be classed among
the good hghtweights, but he is not
in this country, and If he were Phil
adelphians who saw him before he
went West will remember that he is
not world-beater, not by n long
shot. Below the lightweight divi-
sion Abe Attell is the boss, for there
Is not a man in the world who can
make his weight and beat him when
ne wants to do his best and is not
looking 10 saving a man up for a
second or third contest. Thus IL win
readily be seen that IL the number
OF boxing clubs throughout the conn
Try is to Increase very largely the
owners and promoters will have
their own troubles in getting the
talent TO keep their patrons pleased.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
JEFFRIES' REFUSAL NOT
SURPRISE To TALENT
1879 Wan Gould Not Get INTO Condi-
ton and Wouldn't Cover
Forfeit.

New York. July Let is no, nv
any means surprising that Jerries
mas just made the announcement A.
Montreal that he will not fight Jact
Johnson after all. He is quoted as
~ - ing ne cannot get into condition
ia, ia. ne would not meet a negro any
way, and that some one olso 90,
have the task Of beating the present
champion
From the time that Jefries hogan
training 70 has been repeatedly
asserted that he old not mean bpei-
ness The fact that the boilermaker
sel, lstd TO cover Johnson's $4,000
forfeit and sign articles on several
occasions convinced sporting ,ncn
that there would be nothing doing
Jehries-s theatrical contract ~
twenty weeks expires on July II. ue
mas cleaned up $4,000. and has
fooled the public.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
REPORT DENIED by JEFFRIFs
Did Not Authorize Statement THAT
He would Not Meet Jack
johnson.

Toronto. July 13.-Before a bia
audience az Hanlon's Point near
mere last night James Jeffries indie
nantly denied the statement that be
had declined 10 meet Jacl, Johnson
He said:
! see by the papers that there is
no Likelihood OF my meeting John
son. take this opportunity OF Civ
ing that rumor complete denial I
gave no one any authority TO make
any such statement. Immediatelv
on my return 10 New York AT tho
end of two weeks I shall most a for
felt to meet Johnson
The crowd gave him hearty
sam Berger was even more EN-.
phauc- This story. concocted by
someone, stating that Jeffries han
refused 10 meet Johnson, is lie from
start 10 finish. Jeffries is going IN
meet Johnson when ne gets back IN
New York, and he will show his fol
lowers that the worlds chamn,on-
snip cannot stay long in the hands OF
"a Dlack man. Jeffries never was
IN better shape during his exhibit
ton tour. We have spared twice p
day as hard as We could go. He has
not an ounce of superfuous flesh on
hlm' and his muscles are like iron.
HIS general health never was as
sound as at present. Jeffries GER
tainly will beat Johnson on any fair
terms, and will, / am confident. re-
deem the reputation OF white fight
ers."
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
CURRENT
SPORTING
GOSSIP.
Ketchel No Match for Jack johnson
Now, Ringside Experts say.

Philadelphia. July 11.-Just as
it takes more than one swallow TO
make a summer. so it takes more
than one winning contest 20 make
a pugilistic champion and the men
who ON Stanley KetChel's defeat OF
Jack O'Brien saw him wearing the
heavyweight championship belt with
Jack Johnson's scalp hanging TO &c..
now have another think coming 20
them. a lot of the edge has been
taken from KetcheIs reputation by
his 5th of July fight with Billy Pap
Ike. That contest was twenty rounds.
and az the end Ketchel gets a victory
which his opponent and a lot OF
others who were present say he was
not entitled to- These folks claim
that the worst that Papke should
have gotten was a draw. and some
Of them even say that Papke was
entitled 20 the victory Papsa claims
that he lost the verdict through the
fact that the Referee Roche was en-
close touch with the fight promoters
Of the FAR West. who expected TO get
a great lot of money out of a 1ahr
between ketchel and Jack Johnson.
which had already been arranged and
would think seriously Of putting pan
be against Johnson. That would be
TOO idiotc 20 offer even 20 the soft
marks they have on the Pacific Coast
VINO seem 90 fan for any sort OF
bunk in the line Of boxing but the
promoters would hesitate at irving
70 sell them tickets for a fpbt he
tween the so-called Illinois Thunder
bolt and the big negro HEAVYWEIGHT
therefore, according 20 the friends
OF Fapke. the decision had 10 be fo-
hetchel in order 10 make good tho
proposed fight between the ey-covr-
Doy and the present champion. This
theory may or may not be the cor
rect one. better line OF done would
oe that the decision went with the
wise money. which was on Ketcbel
and which had 20 be protected for
Chey look after the wise people ont
IN the FAR West. No matter wbat
the reason was, however. KetchoI
got the decision by a very marrow,
margin, and ne and his hackers ana
followers are entitled 20 an thar roes
with H. sues
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
OTHER OFFICES.

The book vault wiz be on the
other side The vault will be finish
ed with enameIled brick. The height
.of the banking room will be twenty
two feet and the top OF the vault
will be used The directors room
will be over the Presidents once.
The ceiling viii be OF steel. There
will be railing on top OF the vault
and the clerks and stenographers
viii work there There will be
booths on the main noor FOR the
private use Of the patrons OF the
safety deposit boxes. The building
VII be lighted throughout with
electricity. Two kShted globes will
attract attention on the outside al
night.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
LARGE AND AIRY.

The Offices will be large and airy
ana they are so arranged az to per
NIT or the lettering on the stree,
side They will be provided with
laboratories. The han way will he
on the West side OF the third story
and in the centre of the fourth
story. The iron stairway can be
used both for regular services and
viii also serve as a fire escape in an
emergency The building viii oc-
cupy twenty-seven feet by ninetv-
seven feet eight inches and will be
modern throughout and win he
heated by steam and lighted by
electricity.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17

yesterday accepted an offer of a
guarantee of $4,000 TO fight AL
Kaufman, the Pacific coast heavy
weight. The battle, according TO
the telegram received by Johnson.
will be decided on the night OF
Aug. "a
The offer comes from the match
MAKER of the Mission Club in san
Francisco. The affair will be twenty
rounds. this being in accord ance
with Johnson's wishes when the
match was first broached.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
TWO STORES THERE.

on the side street will also be
two stores Of width OF fifteen feet
each. Entrance 20 the engine and
furnace room and also 70 the coal
cellar viii be from inside OF the
bank. On the side street viii be
the main entrance 90 the Offices up-
stairs The elevator viii be In one
ration 20 take the customers either
90 the second. third or fourth floors
mere viii be four ONCE rooms on
the north side OF the building and
SIX ONCE rooms on the south-side OF
the building.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
White Property
Owners Object.
Continued FsOm First Page.)

not been established. The plans as
filed call for $4,000 structure to
be built eight inches from Clay St.
This has raised a hue and cry from
abutting property owners WHOSE
houses are in nearly every instance
fifteen feet from the building line
when this building is completed II
VIII be the first structure Of Its klno
70 be built by Negroes on Clay
Street"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
The Mechanics savings Bank.

The new building OF the Mechsn-
les Savings Bank will be or whlle
brick. Georgia marble and granlte.
The main entrance will be on Clay
Street and there will be two large
Georgia marble pillars on either side
at the door They will be each p
inches IA diameter. The pilasters
on either corner viii also be or
Georgia marble. There viii be a
side entrance on Clay Street. The
iron stairway viii lead mp 10 the
third story.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
THE VAULT

The vault Will be burglar and FIRE
proof and it will be provided with a
fun line OF the latest design safety
deposit boxes, am finished in polish
ed steel. The vault viii have a
round door. seven feet in diameter
from top 60 bottom and twelve inch
les thick every thing Included. II
viii be a massive affair and IS sup
posed 20 weigh auyw here from seven
20 ten tons. The ceiling viii be OF
polished steel and the floor viii be
laid in tie. Back OF the vault will
be a plate glass mirror and when the
enclosure is lighted the effect will
De magnificent
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
The Manassas Summer Normal schooA
for Colored Teachers at Ma
nassas, Va.

VIII hold its Second Session from
June 20 to July %, closing In time
for the State Examinations which are
held July %. 80 and 81. Manassas
at the foot of the Blue Ridge Noun
tains is delishtful place TO spend
four weeks in study and recreation
The faculty is made up OF experts.
from the best schools and colleges.
and the course OF study embraces the
studies required for first grade GER
tifcate.e
The tuition fee is $3.50 and the
charge for board is $1,000 for the
session. Applications should be
sent to
LESLIE PINCKNEY HILL
Conductor.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17

Bell PhOne-Locust I754-A.
HOBEL MACEO.
14fS Lombard ST., Philadelphia.
Finely Equipped. All Modern I'm
provements. Restaurant and
Cafe. First-Class Meals
Served. European d.
Style.
Strangers Can be Accommodated.
Write for further information.
L.. 4. HUGHES. Proprietor.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
THE SIDE ENTRANCE.

The side entrance viii be quite
convenient 20 those who wish e
come TO Clay street. On the side
street will be large plate glass win
dows. through VI hich the entire bank
ing room may be seen at a glance
wither during the night OF gay. En-
tering the main entrance. one vii
be In vestibule. on the left will be
the Cashiers Office and I'm front OF
the door the Receiving Teller. On
the right will be the ladies depart
ment The presidents Office viii bC
in the rear The windows or wick
cts will be- paying Teller. Discount
Clerk and. Book-keepers' depart
ments.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
A WORD ABOUT THE COST.

The Mechanics Savings Bank
has increased its capital stock and
only limited quantity Is on sale.
1t Is selling above par or at $500
per share and there mas been quite
a demand for IL. 1t pays slightly
over seven per cent. at this price
Until the increase was granted BY
the State Corporation Commission.
Aere was none on the market for
sale.
The new building will cost when
completed (S30SOO0) thirty thousand
uoilars and together with the pur-
chase price of the lot will reach
l$S6,O0O) as the amount actually
invested.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17

BUT the general verdict since the
nsht between Stanley and Papke is
'n"' heJchel VIII not do for Tobo-
son ia the present form OF The bi,
ul"ck Fellow He has not the n,,nc6
winch viii be needed 20 put av,s1- =
usn'eF SO big and so strong as .Jobn-
son and a man who is a much bet
SeI boNer than Ketchel is. for tbo
ia''er knows practically notbf1o
ooouI the manly art. The man NJ
WHIPS johnson viii have 10 he > 90,
DoNer and also hard hitter 90
mere seems 20 be no one ~ tbot
stamp now in the ring. In his eebt
Win Jack O'Brien in this &C.,
hetchel showed that he was q s1rC-
ger merely, that he had no defe1so
anu depended entirely on his b-,,to
strength and hitting powers. II was
pldIh 10 be seen that Ketcbel oo,,1a
De MT with straight punch or v,itL
d swinging blow from either bsnd
was Wiling 70 take a punch from
Ueiphlan, who was afraid 10 take a
chahce from the time the men facad
edch other in the first round. stand
ing befOre man of the hitting now
efs or OBrien that sort of thing
might be all right. but with a giant
IKE Johnson coming after him
ketchei could not AFFORD TO take the
FISK OF exchanging blow for blovv
Johnson's blows would be harder
and he would land much oftener
man the ex-cowboy. and that in the
thd would mean the defeat OF the
latter. But il was proven in the
nght with Papke that Ketchel could
not hit as hard as he has been credit
ed with. He hit Papke often enough
10 nave put him away many times
Dut he could not finish him in twenty
Iounds-could not even knock MIN
down or daze him. Papke is. II nos
slDle, even worse fighter than
hetchel. He is a slugger, but a will
ana reckless one; has not +ndo-
ment of distance, and is IS likely ~
MT man on the foot as he is on
the Jaw. He showed here in his fight
with Pat O'Keefe that be couId nor
ne depended on at any time 70 land
hhlshing blow. What a difference
t"efe would be between having a
man IKE him in front OF Ketchel sn6
man OF the cleverness of the bfg
negro Johnson?
me announcement has been made
tnat Joe Thomas, the California mi6-
overweight has decided to retire from
me ring and take up some other
means OF making a living. The re-
ports have II that Joe Is ENGAGES .,
be married to the sister OF finn,
Gardner. the Lowell, Mass weitar-
weight. and that his bride-to-he hos
persuaded him TO quit the prize rine
IL is certainly the best thing tbet
Ihomas could do. for he can snreIv
make as good and perhaps a much
letter lVing In other ways than he
mas made In the ring. He is a good
looking young fellow who lives
clean decent life and who alwavs
dresses neatly and looks the mart ~
gentleman. Thomas is an intelIs-
gent fellow. but rather modest ana
backward in his manner. with =
little push, however. ne should be
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
In chicano.

Mrs. Dearborn tumbled up the
stairs to-day
Mrs Wabash-Well. that's the sign
you'll not get divorced this year
Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
Orininalitv-

Gunner dine at that little restau-
rant down In Bohemia.
Guyer-That so? Wen. ] hear the
proprietor of that place has some
original ideas.
Gunner should say so. He sup
plies a dream book with every order
OF welsh rarebit
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
Son of the Soil

Say" queried the nextdoor neigh
Dor, what were you thrashing your
son for last night?"
wild oats" answered the old man,
with a twinkle in his on eye.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
MRS. JOSIE A. GRAHAM
Vlrglnia's Most Success
ful Hair Culturist.
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Phone, 1884.
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The largest and most up-to-da,
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Inc very best preparations that ca
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tiful fair color, % cents n bottle.
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Mrs. Graham makes a speciality O
massaging aD7 beautifying ladie,
faces for parues and public gather
ngs, SS cents.
Mrs. Graham sLampoos the hear
and puts 1t in a healthy condition
% cents.
All ladies who attend parties am
other social gatherings should hav,
their nnger nails manicured AM
made beautiful, rs cents.
Mrs. Graham's preparations Sel
at sight. Ladies living in other ei
ties and towns can make good mon
ey by selling these preparation
Write for forms to Mrs. J. A. Ora
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
Sarcastic.

IF I were you wouldn't be a fool
Diggs."
True" replied Diggs, complacently
The unfortunate part OF IL is that you
are yourself"-Tbe Circle.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-07-17
The Mobility.

The Nobility.
Mrs UpsOn-I was surprised that
you didn't invite the count 70 dinner
during his stay in the city.
Mrs. be Swell did think OF doing
so. but was afraid my husband might
offend him
Mrs. Upson-Onend him,
Mrs, De Swell-Yes: the language
he uses when strangers ask him for
money wouldn't look well In print.