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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-02-27

oO gfoSoW. Stronnlcy Jego uWaza-
ia to "a dokonany wybor; choc
sic tenlu sprzeciwia wicegubertia-
tor Strange, ktory utrzymuje, IL
senator musi bye obrany ma wspol
mem posiedzeniu; podobno guber-
nator Davidson podpisal doku-
ment, stwierdzajacy obior Ste
phensona, ktory zaraz poslano do
Waszyngtonu. Sprawl zalezy cd
decyzyi komitetu regui W senacie,
ktory rozstrzygnie, czy wybof
Stephensona, tax dokonany, jest
waznym, czy ME.
Washington. D. c., ~ lutego.
- Kapitan okretu wojennego
,,Kearsarge", Hamilton Hutchin-
son ustepuje re sluzby czynnej 2
powodu zdrowia nadwatlonego W.
siuzbie, W czasie ostatniej podro-
zy floty wojennej. Kapitan czuje
sic zdenerwowany wyczerpany
i sam sic podai do dymisyi. Pc.
wiadaja, re cierpi on ma melancho-
lie, bliska juz obiedu, a stan jego
ostatnimi czasy mial sic bardzo
pogorszyc.
Indianapolis, Ind, ~ lutego.-
Wskutek glosowania Local Op-
ton" W powiatach Gibson j Car
roll zwyciezyili Iprohibicyonisci,jak
to przewidywano siusznie zapo-
wiadano.
Nashville, Tenn, 81 lutego. -
w procesie Cooperow Easily Pc
wne zmiany ma korzysc obrony,
oto udowodniono, IL revolver 3
dwu wystrzelonymi nabojami ma
lezaI do Carmacka, zamordowane-
go ex-senatora, a niewystrzelony
wcale byl wiasnoscia pulk. Coo.
pera - wspoioskarionego. Wczo-
raj Cooper byi badany krzyzo-
wynn sposobem.
Sacramento, Cal, ~ lutego. =
w legislature Stanu Kalifornia
wniesiono znowu rezolucye, ktora
ma bye substytutem kilku da-
wniej wniesionych, a pozniej u.
morzonych rezolucyi antijapoh-
skich. Nova rezolucya oswiadcza
sic przeciwko dopuszczeniu Azya-
tow wogole do Ameryki, senat
Legislatury przyjal ja ss glosami
przeciwko 7, pomimo tego, il kill
ku senatorow ostro sic sprzeci.
wialo wnioskowi odnosnemu, "a
znaczajac, ze CO do praw immigra-
cyjnych Rad zwiakowy dba sam
dobro wszystkich Stan6w je.
mu nalezy W tel sprawie ME wcho
die w droge.
indianapolis, Ind, ~ lutego.-
Gubernator Marshall zawetowaa
uchwale Legislatury, dozwalajs.
ca grae W pike W niedziels
ma tel jak sic wyrazil - pod
stawie, IL uchwala ia doprowadzi-
,aby do naduzye i praktykowanis
innych niegodnych polecenia gier
zapas6w W dnie swiateczne. y.
chwala ia W zmodyfikowanej for
mie ma bye raz jeszcze przedsta-
wiona obu Izbom Legislatury.
Birmingham, Ala, 81 lutego.-
Niejaki J. Robinson zastrzelil "
sail sadowej negra Browna, oskar.
zonego usilowane zgwalcenie y
60 corki, poczem sam sic oddal "
rece sprawiedliwosci.
Joplin, Mo-, ~ lutego. = w
odlegsej stad o 8 mile kopalni He
fomine zostaio skutkiem eksplo
zyi 5 robotnik6w zabitych, . ~
odnioslo ciezkie rany; bli4szs
szczeg6iy nieznane.
Des Moines, Iowa, ~ lutego.-
Pociag pasazerski kolei Oh. Milw.
& St. Paul wykoleii sic kolo Van
Horn, Iowa, biegnac szybkoscia
go mil ma godzine. Lokomotywa
rozleciala sic W kawaly, wagony
spietrzyly i pogruchotaly; niaszy-
nista lokomotywy zostal zabity
na miejscu, wiele os6b odniosio
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-02-27
MiedzynarOdOWe Oszustwa. Car W domu.
$l,5OO kary "a artykuf TOfstoja. Schwytanie 'roz'
pruwacza'' W Berlinie
TRZESIENIE LIEMI.

prac kongreu. taryfe cowei stephensoRo-
Obowiazku. Sukcesy ysuchych-A
procesu Cooper6 przeciwko pike Oh
kOpani kOiei-Wlel-
polar. NeudaIy oszcstwa = sytuacyi
6nans
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-02-27
Telegramy zagraniczne

ul lIOilt No ~NASAN> AT
powaznego przesilenia powo-
du projektow podatkowych do
reformy finansow. Jezeli sic ME
uda rzadowi przeprowadzic po-
datku spadkowego, to parliament
najprawdopodobniej bedzie Eoz-
wiazany, jezeli zas przy nowych
wyborach zwyciezy wiekszosc ME
przychylna rzadowi, to kanclerz
Buelow bedzie musiai ustapic.
Los reformy finansow zalezy W
znacznej mierze cd konserwaty-
stow centrum katolickiego; obie
te partye bowiem weszly ze soba
w porozumienie, sprzeciwiajac sic
wprowadzeniu podatku spadko-
wego. Reinhold Sydow, sekre-
tarz zwiazkowego ministeryum
skarbu, zjawiwszy sic w towarzy-
stwie ministrow finansow wszy-
stkich panstw zwiazkowych pred
komisya podatkowwa, oswald
cyl, il rad nieodwoialnie obsta-
je przy tego rodzaju formie po-
datkowej. Oswiadczenie to rozpo-
czyna twarda walke, W ktorej po
stronie rzadu stana narodowi libe-
rail-, wolnomyslni socyalni de-
mokraci. Podobnej kombinacyi
stronnictw, popierajacych rzado-
wa polityke, dawno tn ME panic
taja.
Rad ma sic jeszcze o to posta-
rae, azeby do uzyskania pozada-
nej wiekszosci do przeprowadze-
MIA ustawy zapewnif sobie pewna,
liczbe zwolennikow miedzy kon-
serwatystami.
Kanclerz Buelow konferowal
byl przywodcami partyi rzado-
wych, jak slychac, podobno o.
siagnal porozumienie, wedle kto-
rego ia Geese podatkow cd spad-
ku, kt6ra sic mialo podwyzszyc
przy podziale dziedzictwa, odpa-
da, natomiast podnosi sic nalezy-
tosci podatkowe "a legaty. Kilka
mniej waznych podatkow, jak n.
p. wyzsze clio ma import kawy, 20
stanie niezawodnie uchwalonych.
Berlin, ~ lutego. = Niemiec-
kie ministeryum zagraniczne do
tychczas jeszcze ME otrzymaio
wiadomoSci ami Petersburga ami
Belgradu o oswiadczeniu rzadu
rosyjskiego, ze Serbia ME moze
wcale liczyc ma poparcie Rosyi
ma wypadek wybuchu wojny
miedzy Austro Wegrami i Ser
bia. Ma oko sytuacya przedstawia
sic tax, re Gala sprawa moze sic
ieszcze wlec dalej i w tenn VIA
snie ley wielkie niebezpieczeh-i
stwo. Deklaracye w sprawie Serb
skiej polityki, wypowiedziana kie-
dys w skupczynie przez nowego
premiera Nowakowicza, uwazac
nalezy "a dose umiarkowana, je-
zeli sic zwazy obecny nastroj go
raczkowy W Serbii.
Serbscy studenci w szkole poll
technicznej W Koethen otrzymali
wezwanie stawienia sic pod cho-
ragiew; donosza takze, re wielu
austryackich student6w w Mem
czech w oczekiwaniu wojny od-
iezdza do domu. Jednakze z do
brze poinformowanych kolach "a
wsze So tego zdania, re wcale ME
przyjdzie do wojny miedzy Au-
stro Wegrami Serbia.
Paryz, ~ lutego. - Mocar-
stwa, ktore podpisaiy traktat
berlihski, przyjeiy zaproszenie
Francyi, azeby Serbii zrobit pred
stawienia, IL ME moze ona zadac
terytoryalnego odszkodowania cd
Austro Wegier "a aneksye Bo-
sni Hercogowiny.
Petersburg, 81 lutego. w
dyplomatycznych koiach Peters
burga panuje daleko pogodniejszy
nastroj odnosnie do austryacko-
serhskieeo przesilenia, ponieWaz
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-02-27

Hatterman wan pozyczy pieniadzs
ma spiacenie starej hiDoteki. 7eS NH
waukee ave.,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-02-27
Parlamentarne przesllenle
" Niemczech.
Pertraktacye podatkowe.
I BaIkan6w NspsWna sytuaGya Wojsnny nast6j SeFbll
DzaIana dypOmatyCzne.
zniesienie bojkOtu austryackiego W Turcy

Zako6czenie Konferencyi morskiej W LOndynie.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-02-27

Hstterman poaycza pieniadzs ma
p~opsrta. 1853 Milwaukee ave.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28
Fish Jumps Into BOYS Lap.

The high water in the Vermilion
river all this spring has made fish
more numerous than f6f many years,
according to a Centerville Is. d. dis
patch to the st. Paul Dispatch. Near
ly every one goes fishing here nova
days. An amusing incident occurred
here the other day while Robert Eye
was fishing just below the dam. A
six-pound pickerel concluded to break
the record for high jumping by try
ing to get above the dam.
Robert was sitting about four feet
above the water on the edge of a
nearly perpendicular bank, dreaming
ly wondering if a fish was ever really
big enough to swallow Jonah whole
without even scratch, when sudden
ly from out of the deep shot a
monster pickerel, landing in Roberts
lap and giving the lad an uppercut
on the chin with a flop of the tail.
Rob dropped his pole and landed a
Highlander on the pickereTs side,
knocking him out on the bank and Sc
curing the prize.
This is no fish story" but a true
incident which was witnessed by two
Of our business men, noted for their
truth and veracity.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28
LOCAL NEWS NOTES

W. B. Doll was Sitter visitor
Friday.
Joe Mccoy was BOscoDel visitor
Wednesday.
Al Hunsaker was in Fennimore
on business last Friday.
Will Harker of Hazel Green,
was in Lancaster Thursday.
H. H. Fielder, of Cuba City,
was in Lancaster Thursday.
Rev. Schleicher returned home
from Prairie du CHEN Friday noon.
Rev. Schleicher spent several days
last week in retreat in Prairie du
CHEN.
W. E. Hayward. of Fennimore,
had business at the county seat We'd
nesday.
-Cerl Orion and wife are the
proud parents of baby son, born last
Wednesday.
Frank Blewett is now employed
in Anamosa. Iowa. Mrs. Blewett
expects to join him there later.
Will Walker visited last week
with his sister Mrs. Fred SchIoesser
and family on their farm north of
this city.
The popularity of the weekly
band concerts does not seen to wane
nor does the quality of the music
Ietrograde.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Tiller, of
Fennimore, returned home Thursday
after a short visit with their son
Will Tiller.
Mr.. and Mrs Clay Chapman and
little son left Thursday afternoon for
their home in Platteville after a
pleasant visit here.
Miss Anime BeIscamper left
Thursday morning for Benton, where
she will enjoy a two weeks visit with
her sister, Mrs. Shattuck.
Miss Elizabeth Lowry is home for
the summer vacation from Chicago
where she is studying in st. Iuke's
hospital to enter the profession of a
trained nurse.
Mrs Fred Burkhardt and chill
dren, of Waupaca, Wis. arrived
Thursday noon for a visit with her
sister Miss Anna Phillips and other
relatives. She was accompanied here
from Mineral Point by her mother
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28

Frank Gould came down from
Montfort Saturday on the train.
Mrs. Frey. of Werley,' was a
passenger on the incoming train Sat
urday noon.
Miss Elizabeth Couners of Lam
caster is here on a visit at the home
of her sister, Mrs. Joseph BAIL. =
Dodgeville Chronicle.
Emil j. Brechler, of Fenn1more,
came down on the noon train Satur-
day and called on friends between
trains. He was accompanied by E.
j. Beetbam. of Murdo, s. D., who is
enjoying a visit with Grant county
relatives and friends.
The Wisconsin State Board of
Agriculture in the interests of the
farmers of the state. is building upon
the state fair grounds in Milwaukee,
a model farm barn, and a model rural
school house. In these buildings will
be exhibited the most approved APP
planes for the promotion of the
work to be done in the respective
buildings.
e H. Hyde, director of the city
band was last week notified that the
Racine organization had been chosen
as the southern Wisconsin representa-
tive at the state fair The selection
of bands from the different sections
of the state was made by ballot, the
vote being taken at meeting of the
committee on music. A Madison
citizen who had used his influence in
endeavoring to secure the engagement
for the Lancaster band, in letter to
Mr.. Hyde said that the local must
clans were favorably considered by
the committee and intimated shat the
final choice was due to the fact that
Racin each year sends a big repre-
sentation to the state fair. Mr. hyde
will again put in an application for
the job next year. Although the pay
does not amount to any great sum,
the engagement in itself is an ad-
vertisement for the band of no small
value,
In general, prices for farm pro-
duce have never been SO high as just
now. Not an article procured on the
farm today but what brings a good
price. Whether it is grain, milk,
fruit, honey meat or forage, or even
the smaller by products of the farm
the price offered is good We all re-
joice in the farmers prosperity, for
we all live close to the soil and there
is fellow feeling-a rugged sympa
thy. And yet there are some who
would leave the country and the
country towns for the great cities,
where the struggle for existence is
keen and merciless, where competi-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28

tion for jobs is so sharp as to keep
wages down and where the cost of
living is high. No class of people
have SO healthful, care-free and indie
pendent an existence today as those
who live in the country. Not but
that we have our trouble, trials and
tribulation to be sure. but they are
not to be compared with the fierce,
never ending train of the battle for a
living that is always being waged in
the crowded centers of population. =
Elk.
George Martin living west of
town last Wednesday met with an
accident that although it was serious
fortunately did not prove fatal.
While working in the bayfield, the
three heavy poles forming the stacking
arrangement suddenly gave way and
falling, one of them struck him
glancing blow hitting first the side of
his head and then his shoulders and
right side, knocking him off the
stack upon which he was standing to
the ground, a distance of perhaps
four to six feet. He was badly
bruised and his head cut quite badly
but his condition was not as serious
as was first supposed. A physician
was instantly summoned who at
tended to the injuries and Mr.. Martin
is now getting along as we'll as can be
expected, although he will not be
able to be about for some time. Had
the heavy pole, the top of which must
have fallen distance of twenty or
thirty feet, struck him squareIy on
the head his skull would have been
fractured without a doubt AS it is,
although his injuries are still very
painful, he escaped luckily.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28

r. McKlimans came down from
Sitter Friday.
George and Chas. Wilkins, of
Preston, were here Friday.
Albert Ketterer, of Fennimore,
was Friday caller in this city.
George E. Groom, of CassviIIe,
visited at the county seat last Friday.
Il. H. Webb and NJ. M. BARLEY
were over from Bloomington Friday,
Carl Harper, of Madison, arrived
Thursday for a visit with relatives
here.
Banker 2. BARLEY, of Blooming
ton, greeted county seat friends We'd
nesday.
Mrs. Frank Muesse of Madison,
arrived Thursday for visit with re-
latives.
Isaac Deller, of Milwaukee, ar
rived Thursday noon for visit with
relatives.
"A marriage license was ISIS ued
last week to Lewis S. Frey and Anna
Steinforth, both of Mt. Ida.
Mrs. Fred Hagen has returned
from the hospital in Chicago where
she underwent successful treatment.
Mrs. VIM. Hayes and son left
Thursday afternoon on their return
trip to Baraboo after a visit at the
Michaelis home.
Misses Hazel Grimm. Ethel Dun
can and Myrtle Galloway. of Glass;
Vile, visited here last week with
relatives and friends.
Mrs. Lydia Bidwell is taking
treatment in the South Madison
sanitarium. Her two daughters &C
companied her there.
Mrs. G. F. Dickinson arrived
home Thursday from a visit in
Livingston with her daughter Mrs.
Carter. She attended the W. g. T. u.
convention while there.
Mrs. Shepherd. of Platteville. ar
rived Friday noon for visit with her
daughter Mrs. N. J. Tiedemann. Her
little son Jack has also been visiting
at the Tiedemann home.
Geo. Rudersdorf shipped his
household good last Friday to James
will where he has gone into business.
The Herald wishes the Rudersdorf
family the best of success in their
new location.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28

-Undersheriff Jay Harcleroad left
Thursday afternoon on trip to st.
Paul.
Will Rudersdorf left Saturday
morning for his new home il
GAINESVILLE.
Miss Emily Roberts left Saturday
af ternoon for Dodgeville for visit
with relatives.
The appearance of the stock yards
has been wonderfully improved by a
coat of whitewash.
Misses Marcia LANCE and Vera
Eastman went to Fennimore Saturday
morning for a visit.
Mrs. Ben Suer and children left
Thursday afternoon for a visit with
PlatteviIle relatives.
-Chas. Brick and family left Sat.
urday morning for Platteville for a
weeks visit with relatives.
Mrs. Velma Curtis, of Long
Beach, CAL, visited here last week
with relatives. She has been visit.
ing relatives at different places in
the county for some time.
The following were among those
from here who attended the funeral
OF Thos Tormey at Highland Satur,
day. Judge Goodsell. Jos. Book, G.
Fl. Baxter, Dan Doyle, Peter HenkeI.
John Boyle, formerly of this
city, recently purchased the G. K.
Clanton Livery stable in Fennimore.
Mr.. Clanton has gone into the meat
market business. Mr.. BOYLE will
surely enjoy a good patronage of
which he is deserving in every way.
Jas. Brown and A. Medium, of
Platteville, were in Lancaster Thurs
day billing the Platteville Chantauqua
which opens Thursday night. The
Chantauqua has an excellent list of
attractions scheduled and a mum Der of
local citizens are planning on attend
ing.
w. S. Lathrop as was stated in
last weeks Herald, had made arrange
ments to build his ice-cream manu-
featuring plant on the lots adjoining
the Rock property near the railroad
Later in the week however he changed
his mind and purchased the corner
lot belonging to Geo. Muesse where
the Gene Woodhouse carpenter shop is
situated. This will doubtless prove
to Mr.. Lathrop to be more advant-
ageous location with regard to shipping
facilities, than the one at first con-
sidered. He will be able to use the
bull ling now doing service as car
penter shop, on two sides of which
there is ample room to make any
necessary additions.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28
Too Rich-

The Cannibal Chef-"This fellow
you're eating now, your excelIency,
was Pittsburg millionaire" The
Cannibal Chief-"Well, 1 find him al
together too Itch for me-"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28
The Only Way.

The only way some busy men ever
take day off seems to be by tearing
it off the calendar-Minneap Jour-
nal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28
Her Guess.

The Fat One-"Don't you think
travel broadens one?" The Thin One
-"Oh, yes. You've been on a long
Journey, haven't you?"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28
Poor Human Nature.

For every one person that acts like
tonic on us, 1000 act like a mustard
plaster.-New York Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1909-07-28

Abyssinian Wife the Boss.
The Abyssinian wife is the head OF
the house.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-07-09

c. M. Pinney is probably the only
man in the State who has pet doe.
The doe is two days old. Mr. pm
ney's man was returning from South
Manchester Tuesday when he no
tieed a small creature in ditch
Upon investigation he found It to be
a baby doe not more than day old
The little doe was nearly dead
He took it home and Mrs Pinney
cared for It, The doe was doing nice
Iy to-day and will be brought up as a
pet, the game warden having given
his permission The doe is OF a red
dish color with white spots ana Is
about the size of eat.-Bolton Cor
respondenee Hartford Courant.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-07-09

A Cleveland merchant had two sis
ters employed in his office.
"If you need two girls in your of
fee It's the only way" he explains.
'I advertised for two sisters who
could stenog. 1t took me a long
while to get what 1 wanted because
it isn't every day that you find two
sisters who are competent stenog.
raphers and both open for a position.
But got them at last, and I'm glad
I waited until l got what wanted,
They do twice as much work as any
two girls not sisters would. You see
when they've been to dance or q
show the night before they do all
their talking about it at home. By
the time they've finished their break
fast they've used up all the small talk
in their systems and can work right
through the day without saying a
word to each other" Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-07-09

In Egypt an enormous amount OF
trouble and expense has been caused
by the weeds and other vegetable
growths which spread so rapidly as
to choke canals and other waterways
in few days
Clearing by hand has been found
impossible in one district, so a motor
boat has been equipped with unique
weed cutter and placed in service
The cutting attachment consists OF a
pair of v shaped knives with sharp
and powerful blades. worked by belt
from the propeller shaft. They trail
along the bottom Of the waterway
cutting the growth of at the roots
1t is said that the little boat will clear
as much as five acres an hour.-Lon-
don Globe.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-07-09
Fighting Tuberculosis.

Three large fraternal orders are at
present conducting sanatoria for their
tuberculous members. The Royal
League, the first order to take up
this form Of work in the United
States, has sanatorium at Black
Mountain. North Carolina. The Mod
erD Woodmen have recently opened
a sanatorium at Colorado Springs,
and the Knights Of Pythias one at
East Las Vegas, New Mexico. The
Royal Arcanum and the Brotherhood
OF American Yeomen win consider
PROPOSITIONS at their coming grand
councils for the erection of similar in
sututions.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-07-09
ATA, MARYLAND, FRIDAY, july 9. 1909.

"Thet's a lie." interrupted Philan
der. He didn't do sieh thing as hit
me weth lantern. He used a ak
handle an l have tn lump on my
head yit."
well, anyhow" said Martin, "th'
boys KEEP up thet line ov humor till
they mighty nigh spilled their sisters
chances.
Then one fall Bud Powls come
over from Bog Holler to look around
an he got his eye on Medory, tn
youngest Hausenger gal. She looked
good to him from tn fust. an they
made mighty Ane lookin couple.
Bud was big ez hoss an Medory
was little an powerful cute lOokin'.
He driv her home from singln' school
a few times an didn't say nothln'
when them fool brothers oy hers
played their monkey shines on him.
Bud was scrapper, all right, but he
wanted to git in good with tn fam.
fly.
"one night Medory got a spell ike
all gals does when they git shore that
feller is gone on 'em. She treated
Bud shameful all evenin'. He went
in tn parlor with her to try to make
mp. but she only treated him worse'n
ever.
He wasn't felin' right cheerful
when he came out, an when he found
his wheels tied together with a OK
chain he lost his temper in a minute.
Yes, sir, he got on tn warpath in
dead earnest. He knowed them four
boys was hid in tn barn snickering at
him. So in there he goes, lit tn barn
lantern an after lookin' round a
spell pulled them boys out from be-
hind tn oat bin.
They tried to rush him in a bunch,
but he got hold of tn belly band OF a
plow harness an finished up tn purt-
lest job ov whalin' ever done in this
State.
"He was Just THROWN the last
Joker out through tn barn winder
when Medory come runnin' out. Bud
thought he was goin' to git a big
roast afore she sent him home fer
good, but she comes smilin' inter tn
barn, pleasant ez basket of chips
bud, SEE she, when you git over
your awful temper you kin come into
tn house an say you're sorry you
was sich bad boy
Then she held up her skirts, dain-
ty-like, to step over one o. them bad
ly frazzled brothers O. hers on her
way out.
'Medory and her sisters didn't hev
no more trouble after that night.
They all got married afore spring"
Il wisht the feller'd broke the
four fool necks O. them Hausengers,"
said Philander Beasley. spNefully.
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