New-York tribune., 1909-02-28
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

their names and the amounts OF their fines weekly
in the various and elevated is done
in London, has been suggested to DR.. w. A. Evans
Health Commissioner by DR.. Alfred Levy. who
recently returned from European tour DR.. Evans
says ne is seriously considering the possibility OF
having such plan provided for by ordinance. in
The aldermen are unwilling to legtsiate the
smoking cars and compartments out of existence
DR.. Levy says that signs are plentiful in London
cars reading in style, John Jones fined 20 shi-
Ings gor splitting in this car last week.
The Wears Daughter-Papa's subject tonight is
Henry-No. dear. ] think had better stay at
home practise what your father is preaching
-Tit-Bits
THE Charleston News and Courier suggests as
substitute for prohibition measures that have
been rroposed in South Carolina, the passage OF a
law requiring all persons who drink intoxicating
liquors to obtain license before being permitted
to taks a drink Of any sort OF malt or alcoholic
Iiquor. "If there drinkers OF such stun'
there would be no it; If there were no buy
ers there would be sellers says The News
and Courier" why not license the drinkers in
stead Of the manufacturers and dealersT
In DistressAThey were talking abouut the won
And C q u is the signal of distrsss," remarked
.1es, laughed the big freshman; II always use
those letters when send distress message to
'''s @ReallyF And what does C Q D stand fOr1"
cash quick dad Chicago News.
Philadelphia doesn't Ike its pay-as you enter
or as they call them down there. pay-"ithin -
cars little bit The Quakers do not object to De-
ing held up at tho door for their niokels out tney
are making some most emphatic protests against
tb dIs,nnearance OF the cross seats and the reap
pearance Of the iengthwise benches. They say that
the longitudinal is invention Of the devil to
ruin tenlpers and toes. the Inquirer puts the
howl this way: The Rapid Transit Company
should change its sign. Instead OF Pay Within
Car # should be made to read. and In most con-
splcuous manner "Tread-on-Y Your-Toes Car
4 certain venerable citizen of a Pennsylvania
city entertaius high esteem or his eiasst uausn
rbeIe being guest one evening. the old gentle
man was TO his disgust. compelled 10 sPend an
entire evening In the WINE for ht the edea
'-' An said the latter turning to the old man oa
when one selection had been N, aSh4eNe" 60
You're right" growled the 9io man. man +r,inyy
to kali EN- but unavailingly' Sir unaVai1IhSiE'
rs he making good IN his new line OF work."
yes indeed He is already finding fauI .Ia WIN
the way his boss carries on the business -beuO'A
Free Press.
In an action brought by dentist In the Yorkviiie
s5rnic,nal Court q few days ago against printer
for services rendered to the printers wife 1t was
alleged that the dentist had agreed to take pay Tor
his professional services in printing Ihe testimony
ra,aIIsd the fact that a short time ago n oentiSI
sent out a circular soliciting business In this he
said: Having use tor the goods you handle VIII
take them in exchange for dental services or viii
paw YOU part cash" In one office building the CIR
cuIar reached a lawyer. insurance broker
correspondent for a European paper. a public &C
oountant and a purchasing agent. none OF whom
felt justified in opening account on the terms
suggested.
Papa!
Yes daughter.
who vas Cinderella 2
WHY. Cinderella my child, was the hrst woman
TO get a No 4 foot into No. shoe / believe.
Yonkers Statesman.
Robert & ogden. merchant and philantlnopist,
for years the head of the New York Wsnsr srlaker's.
pictured the attractions OF the retail trade as a
career for college In address In the Harvard
Union recently ''The personal constituent" said
MI ogden. ''is important factor in the success
Of the large store. While 1t is true that success
depends IN degree the good win of the clients,
after all the personal equation is the most i'm
portaut. IN short. the man needed to make a sue
cessful merchant must have intelligence, integrity,
originality and initiative and also good training
These characteristics found In the college
graduate. The realms OF retail business present
boundless field leading to artistic and ethical ends
and. everything considered. it IS great field for
practical experiment.
Tommy-Pop, what is meant by circumstances
over which have control?
Tommys Pop-Modern children, my son.-Phila-
delphia Record.
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