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Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
TOURISTS TOUR
\ GREAT SUCCESS
TWENTY-ElGHT CARS EARN
PERFECT SCORES
Barbecue and Trimmings Enjoyed by
Motorists-Return Trip VIII Be
Made Today by Way OF
Riverside
fsneclal to The Herald. ]

SAN DIEGO, July 5.-Twenty- eight
cars in the number comprising those
making the now famous tour OF the
Tourists" hold perfect scores to date.
The Judges today awarded the two
tire cars and the repair car the honors
to which their drivers are entitled IN
this regard and brought the total up
to the figure named. The event has
thus far been unprecedentedly success
ful.
A slight change of plans delayed the
tourists in their trip into Mexico, but
heightened rather than lessened the
pleasure of the day. Instead of cross
ing the line early today, as at hrsI
planned, the manager of the event leo
the party in an around-the-bay trip
that consumed three hours. AS a result
the barbecue on the ranch below Tia
Juana was three hours later than
originally scheduled. But appetites
We're sharper and the affair was more
enjoyable even than had been promised.
The big al fresco lunch was huge
treat. The whole steer that had been
prepared by famous Mexican cook
the day before was done to turn and
the "trimmings" of the meal were up
to the standard. The hospitality of the
ranchers and all with whom the party
came in contact was exceedingly fiat
tering and was remarked upon re-
peatedly.
Tomorrow morning the return trip
will begin. Leaving a principal corner
In San Diego the first car viii be sent
off by Linford Lull, a member of the
Auto Vehicle company at o'clock,
and thereafter the cars Will be started
ten minutes apart until all are on their
way 1t is planned to make the home
trip as the one down the coast was
made-in lesurly and sane manner.
1t Is confidently expected that at least
a score of the cars Will turn in per-
feet scores at the home control, Tenth
and Main streets, in Los Angeles,
Tuesday evening.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Weather Conditions
DIED

IIATFIELD-The funeral Of Paul C. Hatfield
viii be held wednesday morning at 10 o'clock,
from the Boyle Heights Undertaking Parlors,
1858 East First street 7-6-1
cI.JJNr-Charlotte Glunt, July 4; will be bur-
led July g. 2 p. M. Evergreen cemetery 7-6-1
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EoR SALE
Country Property
$500 AND UP PER ACRE
TERMS $40 DOWN AND $40 A MONTH

Buy one or more acres. start your homo;
save rent; make money. Buying acreage
means income, lots an outlay.
Only 80 minutes ride southwest on In
zlewood Redondo electric ? stations on
tract, miles from city; convenient to all
beach towns and near Los Angeles.
BUILDING UP RAPIDLY. Just ahead OF
new harbor boom.
Rich sandy loan soil; water under pres.
sure piped to each acre; city conveniences
there now, oiled roads; poultry and veget-
ables will make your living. Save part
Of your wages.
ELLIS & JOHNSON
All South Main st., room $50.
s-3- tu- tn su- tt
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Houses and Lots

FOR SALE A SNAP!
Two houses and lot 45x150 on Twenty-sey-
enth street, between San Pedro and Cen
tral avenue good location and good neigh
borhood; six-room modern house in front;
four-room modern house in rear; income S35
per month; always rented; will sacrifice for
$4SOO-lA cash, balance like rent reason for
selling, want to go east; must sell this
week Apply BOX 144, Los Angeles Herald.
No agents 7-5-6-2t
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
SPECIAL NOTICES

--~-~->~~~~7~r>---
NOTICE-NARBoNNE WATER CO. NO. q
Notice is hereby given that at meeting
of the company, held June 7, 1909. an as
sessment. No l. of so cents per share, was
levied to be paid Immediately to Jim W.
Fryer secretary. Any stock upon which
the assessment shall remain unpaid on
the 18th day of July, 1909, shall be
delinquent and advertised for sale al
public auction and unless payment is
made stock will be sold on the 18th day
of July, 1909, at the hour of 1890, to pay
delinauent assessments, with the cost OF
advertising and expense of sale.
j. w. FRYER,
6-29 7-e Gardena, Cal
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
PERSONALS

LADIES - ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR
Chchesters pills, the Diamond brand for 70
years known, as best. safest, always reliable
Buy OF your druggist; take other.
Chichesters Diamond brand pills are sold By
druggists everywhere 5-3-ttS
LADIES DIR. LaFRANCO'S COMPOUND;
safe, speedy regulator. 25 cents. Druggists
or mail. Booklet free. Dr. LaFRANCO,
Philadelphia. Pa. s-2-tt-sE
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
MINING AND AssAYINo


FOR SALE-MINING CLAIMS LOCATED IN
the Allegheny district, California adjoining
and close to the big producers. VIII stand
inspection, The greatest gold mines in the
world are being developed there. Get in now
before the rush. For particulars and in
formation address CHAS. F.. EMMINGER.
General Delivery, Los Angeles, Cal. 7-4-3
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
FOR SALE-3S-horsepower
motor; rare bargain. Ap.
ply Cashier. Herald office.

MUST vACATE JULY 81; GOING OUT OF
business Our entire stock Of jewelry,
watches, silverware. semi-precious stones
etc, below cost. W. ]. GETz, teweler
557 S. Broadway. 7-4-6-2t
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Suburban Property

ROBERTS 100 ACRES TRACT
s285 PER ACRE AND NO MORE; NOW
PRODUCING GOOD CROPS, POTATOES,
SWEET POTATOES, ALFALFA, WAL
NUT AND ORANGE LAND; 80 MIN
UTES' RIDE, NEW ELECTRIC CAR.
ELLIS g. JOHNSON, All S. MAIN. ROOM
2SO 6-12-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
TYPEMRIrERs

TYPEWRITERs BOUGHT AND SOLD,
rented; all makes; guaranteed; repairing.
BAKER HOEY CO.. Inc, 2441z s. Bdway.
Main 4691. A4079. 6-@2-2O
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06

big free book plain sealed package. Big spe-
cial six-cell dry battery electric belt 81, com
plete with suspensory invigorator and current
regulator. All grades and kinds, cut rates.
Latest improved belts. f l.. BRANTVERNE,
I102 Maple ave. Los Angeles. manufacturer.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
BUSINESS oPPoRTuNlTIEs
Main 2S05. Homo F4ssl
LEAHY SON.
LEADING
BUSINESS BROKERS',

SUITES s11-3t2-312h SEVERANCE BLDG
NORTHWEST CORNER SIXTH AND
MAIN STREETS.
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HeIp--MaIe and Female
sltuatlons--MaIs

= - - -
SITUATION ', ,ANTED-MAN WILLING TO
work would like small job OF rough carpen-
ter work; will work cheap If tools are fur
nished. BOX 76, Herald 7-6-l
YOUNG MAN 20 YEARS OLD. NEAT AP-
pearance. wishes work of any kind. EU-
GENE SMART, 1881 w. 35th place. West ass.
7-4-s
RELIABLE YOUNG MARRIED MAN De
sres to care for home property while owners
away. BOX Ill. Herald 7-6-1
Situations--FemaIe
MIDDLE-AGED WIDOW, ALONE. WOULD
like light work. is good companion. nurse or
governess; would keep house for reliable per-
SITUATION WANTED-cOoK, BY WEEK
or month. Phone BOYLE 147l. 7-6-1
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
ELECTRIC BELTS
MEN

vi EN-
Vitaiiz Is a dry
cell body battery
for weak and alling
Men. 1t quickly cures
all chronic ailments
by restoring life and
vigor to the weak
ened organs. Cures
rheumatism, lum-
bago, back ache. kid
ney trouble. stomach
and all nervous com
plants, sexual de-
lbity, varicocele.
prostate troubles.
Call or write for
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
PHYSICIANS

SKIN DISEASES. CANCBRoUs MoLEs
and warts, pedal ailments insomnia, Ills
of young men, seminal troubles also a
specially, MEDICAL CLINIC, 107 West
First street. f-4-o
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
DENTISTS

DIR. BACHMANN. 2O5-2Oe Majestic Theater
Bldg, S45 S. Bdway. F56s1i Main 1916
Tiff
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
LEGAL NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that have made ap-
lication FOR parole. CHARLES EARNEST.
z-3-5-2t
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Rooms and soard-chIIdrsn

SMALL FAMILY as MONTHS CILD) WILL
act as caretaker in return free rent; just
arrived from east; reference; security II re-
quired. Address BOX 141, Herald. 1862
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06

seO0 - BAKERY CONFECTIONERY
and DELIcATESsEN on one of the prin-
cipatl streets and surrounded by large
roarntpg houqps. mod
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Apartment Houses
Pianos

YOUR PLANO OPPORTUNITY
Why rent when you can get q nns up
right st 81 monthly We have well knSWH
makes second hand, all In excellent con-
dition which you can secure on thsSd
tarmA Let US show you
GEO. J BIRKEL CO.
G4B-7 South Spring 1-So-t
FOR sALE-UPRIGHT PIANO IN FINE Con-
dition: only 500 for immediate sale. Call for
inspection l3 W. FIFTH ST. +-11-f
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06

!. CHICAGO, July 5.--Both Chicago
sSt. Louis games postponed: rain.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Business Property

FOR SALE-NORDHOFF TRANSFER
Good paying business price $1,000. Ad
dress A. r. MCDOWELL. Nordhoff, Cal
7-4-s
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
BEAUMONT
RIO EXCURSIONS

Twice weekly-Sundays and Thursdays
--s2 round trip. Leave at s:45 a m
back same day. FREE to buyers. See
Beaumont, the apple paradise of South
ern California. 5000 buys 5 acres apple
lands with water and a city lot 60xl4O
BEAUMONT LAND & WATER co,
616 So Broadway.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Apartments
FOR RENT

Newly furnished apartments, located In
ono OF the most beautiful sections of the
city; two car lines pass the door; summer
rates very reasonable. THE MlSSOULA.
672 w. Washington st. b-S-x
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
ArToRNEYs.Ar-LAW

PAUL e. USHER, 500 STIMsON BLOCK,
Third and Spring. All cases; office open
evenings 6-s-1mo
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06


$500 - BAKERY. CONFECTIONERY
and DEL1CATEssBN on one of the prin-
cipatl streets and surrounded by large
number of roomlng houses; Groom mod
ern dwelling; soda fountain, show cases
and complete outfit; all will positively be
sold: as owner must sacrifice. See LEAHf
& SON
s3000--OsTRICH FARM - OSTRICH
FARM; splendid opportunity to get
profitable business a half value; 8 grown
birds or 4 pair of prolific speclmensi rent
Of ground and buildings $50; stock OF
feathers at invoice; prominently located
in thriving city. See LEAHY & SON.
HIGH GLASS INDUSTRIAL STOCK
Shareholders are local business men OF
standing; Incorporated for $4,000; par
$1,000 per share; only treasury stock
offered; have exclusive control Of article
and market; no competition; capital re-
quired to develop plant and output ao-
solutely legitimate; for introductions ana
particulars see LEAHY SON.
THE SOLE RIGHT and ownership OF a
specific formula; positively harmless yet
absolutely reliable for ladies'; manufac-
ture and sell throughout the United
States; Investment controls all rights;
large profits and vast opportunities See
LEAHY & SON.
IF YOU BUY THROUGH US WE
PROTECT YOU
AND GUARANTEE TITLE
LEAHY & SON.
Corner Sixth and Main sts
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06

PIONEER CARPET CLEANING WORKS.
INCORPORATED w. C. CLINE, president
sss s Olive ST. Tel Home F2sso; Sunset
Main 217 s-1s-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06

WANTED-MANAGER FOR MAGAZINE DO
ing a large busness must buy one-thrd In
terest. J. F. ANDERSON G. CO., 244h South
Broadway. 6-22-1mo
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
cEssPooLs

CEssPooLs CLEANED OUT RED CROSS
SANITARY co. Call up $1,000. Main S695.
4-2l-tt
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
CARPET CLEANING

cEssPooLs CLEANED OUT IMPERIAL
PUMPING co West 5sse; 22o4o s-6-tt
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06

LOsT-DoG; $25 REWARD; BOSTON BULL
terrier bitch; brindle, white marking. Phone
w b. PECK Home 3I512. 1853
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
500 rs
DOYOua Hear Well?

61SR S, SPRING ST., NOW 1874
s. Spring, suite 8. Fhiropody, electric
treatments for rheumatism, nervousness,
etc; -~-icians references Open Sun
days. f-1-lmo
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-06
Real Estate
Miscellaneous "swaps"
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-ONE BRINDLE BULL PUP WITH
small white spot breast; about months
old, Weighing about thirty pounds; answers
to name Of Major. Send information or re-
turn to 1903 WESTLAKE AVE. Home phone
529s1 Reward. 7-6-1
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
The ouipnx Ink ThI.f-

"Women prisoners is quippy.. said
the Jailer. "one had a auip toward
writin'. and she was always swipin'
Ink out OF the schOolroom.
"She swiped ink in her thimble.
Shed ill the thimble up to the brim
and then stand it carefully in her hair.
Mighty good balancin' was required on
the way back TO her cell. Still, what
II she did spill a drop or two on her
scalp? A female convict amt on view
Ike a society woman. is she?
"Of course as soon as We got on to
the thlmble game we put q stop TO It
That didn't put stop to the ink steal
In, though. / says to her one day on
the way back from the schOolroom:
"weH, Russell, no more poetry writ
IN with ink what don't belong to ye,
hey?
''She just smiled and mumbled some
thin.
"'Speak up says l. DO ye miss yer
ink-yes or nor
Bub-ub-ub.' says she, tryin' to
brush past me. But l grabbed her
arm. noticed a thin black thread Of
sump'n tricklin' from her lips. Yes,
sir! Would We believe It? She was
steaIIn' the peoples ink now IN her
mouth!"-New Orleans Times-Demo-
crat.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Poor BilIiards.

zone summer in the country" said
a well known amateur billiardist, 'an-
other man and were overtaken by a
storm and had to 60 into a tavern for
shelter. The rain fell steadily. We
had three or four long hours before US.
Time began to hang heavily on our
hands.
Landlord said /, do you happen
to have a billiard tableT
Sure said the landlord. Sure.
Just step this way, gents
"He proudly threw open the door Of
a dark, stuffy room. We saw an anti
Quated table with a patched cloth, and
In the corner was a rack Of crooked
cues.
"tAny ballsT said l.
Sure said the landlord, and he IN
locked a closet and laid on the table
three white balls, all alike-there was
no spot, you know.
"But, see here demonstrated,
how do you tell these balls apart?
"'Oh, that's all right said he. You
soon get to know 'em by their shape "
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
To Be Sharp.

The Aryan root AK" meant ito be
sharp" and the idea Of sharpness has
followed 1t at least through 10000
years into all Of the family Of Ian
guages of that tongue. 1t is quite like
~ that the property Of sharpness was
conceived Of by these ancestors from
handling shells, the first knives that
man knew. That cutting edge was re-
ferred to by AK long before the most
primitive people had learned to put
an edge on flint When these Aryans
wanted to express the idea Of sharp
ness Of mind they used the same word.
This root went into the Greek, where
it became ''akros," meaning pointed.
In Sanskrit it is acre" meaning the
same thing. In the Latin We ind
''acrimonia," signifying sharpness, from
which our "acrid" comes. The Latin
also has "acer," meaning sharp. and
'tacus," a needle. In the Anglo-SaIon
It became ''eag," an edge. So the idea
Of sharpness runs all the way through,
and re have it in our acid" acute, /"
edge" and lax" as well as In "acrid"
and ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Wild poas In Africa.

The wild dogs in Africa are more
feared by the natives than any other
beasts. for, while they are not to be
dignifed by the term Of game. they
run In packs and seem to know that
the native is afraid Of them. Native
burden bearers win often take their
chances in passing around q buffalo
herd and will hardly notice lion, but
when they hear the howl Of the wild
dogs they drop whatever they may be
balancing on their heads and take to
the trees. There they are frequently
held captive until their cries summon
assistance. Crossing the trail Of large
game, these dogs often interfere with
the pursuit. At a distance the hunter
Is likely to mistake them for leopards
or some Of the smaller game. Intense
disgust follows the wounding Of Wild
dog, for then, according to the ethics
OF the chase, the true sportsman must
pursue and kill the beast. These dogs
are not degenerates, but are natural
mongrels. They have low bodies COW
cred with hair Of coach dog growth.
bushy tails and powerful paws.-Mc-
Cures Magazine.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Tn. AIsxandrian Library.

Omar. a fanatical callph who over
ran Egypt about the middle Of the sew
enth century, proclaimed that, since
the Koran contained everything that
human beings ought to read. no other
books had any right to exist, 50 he
condemned to destruction the immense
library at Alexandria founded by the
Ptolemies and constantly enlarged by
their successors until the advent of
the Saracens. How enormous It was
can be imagined from the fact that for
six months the manuscripts supplied
the fuel OF 1000 public baths. 1t was
the most terrible blow ever inflicted
upon literature.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Suburban Suburb.

A nat dweller. having selected what
he thought was a pretty good thing
In one Of the suburban towns as a
place Of residence, took his wife out
70 look at it The rent was delight
ful, but the house was on the very
rim Of the town The wife disap-
proved
whats the matter with itT' he
asked testify, for he had had a hard
time finding it
EWell," she replied with feminine
frmness, 81 am willing for your sake
TO live in a suburb Of the city, but I
positively win not live in the suburb
OF a suburb. It's asking too much,
George, and-and"-
She didn't cry, but George prevented
It only by superhuman enOrts.-New
YORK Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Had SURE Chance.

A patient with a malignant disease
Of the throat consulted a London spe-
cialist The surgeon recommended the
removal Of the larynx. The patient
expressed a fear that the operation
was dangerous
~oh. nor said the surgeon You
are sure TO recover"
But" said the patient, Il under
stood that the operation was serious
indeed
We'll" said the surgeon, my rea-
son for saying that you are sure to re
cover Is this: The mortality is nine
teen out Of twenty. and I've had nine
teen deaths already"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

ouraaeuonI-
Il have q splitting headache" sighs
the beautiful young thing.
~Have you ever tried magnetic heal
mgr asks the obliging young man.
''Eo. What Il itT'
"You rest your head, thus. on my
shoulder, and I pass my arm about
your waist In this manner. Now be
perfectly calm and - II this does not
relieve you"
The position Is maintained for i've or
ten minutes. and then TIE obliging
young man asks:
docs your head ache any morer
-Yee-ea"
sven. I'm sorry don't seem able TO
relieve you-"
BE b about 10 remove his arm when
shs looks up At him chidingly and
says:
ct seems to ne that z you have any
confidence n your method you would
Be wiling 70 keep @ trying. Chicago
DGBI
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
The AerOb., Artist.


It is In the visible expression OF
strength, grace and vitality that the
artist OF the circus holds himself at
one with the painter and sculptor but
his art. Ike that of the actor. Is heces-
sariIy alive and impermanent. Let the
painter set on canvas his fixed pre-
sentiment OF lion. tiger or leopard, and
the trainer. by his dangerous medium
Of whip and training stick, win make
the living animals exhibit endless
Eraces Of subtle line and lovely color.
When be puts his head in the lions
mouth, believe me, he considers IT
nothing better than concession to
the groundlings. a mere vulgar, nee
sssary pOtboiler. When he compels
the great tawny thing to repeat the
grace Of a natural movement, the
training Of wild animals being always
along the line OF what they do nat
urally, and leap In a long, gracious
curve across the arena 70 an unstable
landing on a rolling sphere. he feels
that he is doing something worthy Of
himself and bis animals. Or, again,
let the sculptor depict a flying Mer-
curry; Mercury must at least have
point Of arrival or departure. But for
one brief moment the young woman
Of the circus, swinging through space
from one trapeze to another. Is the
grace Of the flying Mercury. To at
tain this moment OF self expression
she has given as long and arduous an
apprenticeship as the artist who works
IN clay, bronze or marbIe.-Ralph Ber-
gengren In Atlantic.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Genius Rewarded,

A schoolmaster not famous for his
personal beauty swooped down on the
inattentive boy and found him draw
ing caricatures. he picked up one
and asked the boy In a voice Of thun-
der, as this meant for meT
Please. sir" said the victim, In a
state Of terror-'please, sir, i did not
mean to make 1t so Ike"
The master destroyed the picture
and let the matter drop. = London
Globe.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12

Papa"
what Is It. TheobaldT'
May / ask you a question:
Certainly you may, my child 1t Is
only by asking questions that We can
improve our minds and prepare our
selves for our work In the world. !
am glad TO note a spirit Of inquiry In
you, and 1 hope you may never arrive
at the place where you think you know
II all and cease to solicit information
from others. What is your question.
my sonP"
Il forget papa."-Newark NewA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
A. GA sIin.

Dr. johnson once met me village
postman trudging along the duNty road
on a hot summer afternoon The post
man observed that he had eth a mile
70 walk Just TO deliver one newspaper.
NY goodness" exclaimed the SYM
pathetic doctor, ''Td never 80 all that
distance for such a trihel Why don't
you send It by post?"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Thovobt n W.. = ProposaI.

Cab stand near London. Lady
distributing tracts, hands one to cab
By, who glances at It. hands it back
and says politely. Thank you. lady
but I'm a married man" Lady nerv-
ously looks at the title and, reading
abide with me-" hurriedly departs, to
the great amusement Of eabby.-Lon-
don Spare Moments.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
aut a. Did.

what do you mean by kissing my
daughter, sirT'
'Tn sorry. but I couldn't help my
self"
.4cOuldn't help yourselfI That's just
what you did dor
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12

~ be has proposed. why don't you
give him an answer
Il can't make ID my mind whether
/ Rould NE him when I GOT him
hope -Brooklyn Life.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
- Loafsr.

-DOes the new once boy loaf o.
make misehiefT
@Loafs"
Discharge him We can direct q
mischieFons lads efforts into some
useful channel. but we can't DO any.
thing with a loafer."-BufalO Express
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Hssrd m the sarbor She's.

Heard IN tuo bSfpor Suops
-0ur charges are the lowest In town.
observed the barber.
-Cut rates. chr said the customer as
1e looked at his lacerated chin in the
glass.-Judge
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12

-Fathsr,- asked little Bobby. had
solomon 100 wivesT
Il believe 90. my boy said the
father
Ten. father. vas be The man who
said, Give me liberty OF give me
deafhy "-R0sal Magazine
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12

\ made enough money IN wan
street last week to buy q house and
lot"
did you buy TT"
well. no: but I wish had@NsW
York Herald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12
Why she Did n

Why She Did Il.
why b it, they asked, that you
let your husband have his own way
IN everythingT
Because" she replied, 4 ma 10
have some one TO blame WHEN things
leo wrong"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12

Proof.
Il guess their honeymoon Il sbout
over"
What makes you think 0oTS
Hes quit coming home for his noon
lunch. "-Detroit Free Press
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1909-06-12

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