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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
BY Precept Only,

you uphold and defend the split in
finitive, do you. doctor:'
Most emphatically. sir
Then why in thunder do you never
use it yourself?'
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
It's Fruity Flavor,

"Old boy, that grafton of yours was g
peach"
1T wasn't so bad. l had-er-prunec
1t down till it was just about the righI
size"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

We'll, how did YOU like the play?"
There's one thing about it l liked
exceedingly; the star didn't come on
until the middle of the third act"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Women say as mean things of the
men as they can think of. In public,
but In public men are always compli-
menting the women.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
The Question.

Where, oh, where has my waist-line gone ;
Where, oh, where can it be?
With the waist cut short and the waist
cut long
And now it's down to my kneel
Puck.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Bertha, where is my hat? l laid it
down here a little while ago"
Sure. missus, Fido's takin' a nap in
it. Don't talk so loud, or yell wake the
little darlir- -
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

through them.
1t is an unhealthy thing for boy
to be able to digest a mans religion.
Heaven is bound to be a very far
country to the man who can hate his
brother.
There can be no friendship with the
Savior without fellowship with His
sorrows.
1t Is the religion you wear as a
cloak that is soon worn out and
threadbare
The depression of many meeting is
due to people who want to make an
impression
A peculiar look of wisdom belongs
to the man who discovers the hole in
dough-nut.
The church pessimist takes bite
at the oven before speaking on the
bread of life.
Crooked paths come from trying to
walk to heaven while looking on the
other country.
The church that has no place for
the child-life will have no place in the
life Of the man
Some men think they are called to
the ministry because they have lik-
Ing for fried chicken.
The best proof that you have had a
glimpse Of Heaven is that you are try
ing to make earth like 1t.
You can never get the temperature
OF church to go up when the folks
are talking one another down.
Lots OF people believe in walking
with God on the rest day and working
for themselves the rest of the days.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Built early in the eleventh century
there are great cracks appearing in the
north and south transepts of the cathe.
dral of Sonthwn'l nrster England.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
One of Many.

My wife says I'm a genius
Invent things while you wait:
And my specially is excuses
When | chance to stay out late.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
tiIpatijorl

Per over nine years suffered wish chronic
constipation and during this time had to take
an injection ef warm water once every "a hours
before I could have sn action on my bowels
Happily tried cssearets, and today I am a we'll
maH During the nine years before used
Cssearets suffered untold misery with internal
piles. Thanks TO you. l am free from all that
this morning You can use this in behalf Of
saHerinE humanity. b. y. Fisher, Roanoke, Ill
Pleasant, Palatsble. Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sie1zsn, We aksn or Grape.
l0c, 25c, s0e, Never rcld in bulk, Tho gen
tire tablet stGrapsd CCC. GuarantsSd TO
6afs sr your fIiSfsSy back, $50
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's 5oothtns
eyrup the best remedy to use for their childre1
turing the tee thing period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

It's simply impossible to love thy
neighbor as thyself II he Is an anna
teur cornet player.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Even a college education can't de-
prive some young men Of their good
aensa.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

The best fitting
for future work Is
fidelity in present
duty.
Il o. m or + o W 8
shadow Is always
heavier than to-
days burden.
Love overcomes
all mountains be-
ca AUS @ it 8 g e 8
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

o. yes, indeed, young man. And say,
If you were older you would know
Of one sweet girl grad. anyway,
Who wrote that-umpty years ago!
Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

HOWARD e. BURTON Assayer and Chemist.
! Leadville. Colorado; Specimen prices: Gold
or Copper. ST. Mailing envelopes and full price list
gent on spplicat ion. Control and Umpire work So
icited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Wireless telephony installed on battle
ships works successfully in some cases,
but IL unsatisfactory in others.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Old Fauorites
oN~~~~~~NNN
The Old Granite state.

I have come from the mountains Of the
old Granite State,
Where the hills are so lofty, magnifi-
cent and great:
I have left kindred spirits in the land
Of the blest
When I bade them adieu for the far
distant West.
Oh! thy mountains Oh! thy valleys,
in my Oh native State.
Oh, thy hills and thy valleys are sa-
cred to me.
No matter what In lands Of others
may see.
l may view scenes as sunny. as fair
and as smooth,
Then I'll think of my cottage that
stands In the grove;
Oh! my childhood. Oh! that home
stead, in my own native State.
When I think of the fair one who once
was my pride
AS she roved among the mountains so
close to my side,
Then / sigh for the days that Will
never come back,
For she sleeps on the shore OF the
bold Merrimac.
Oh! that loved one Oh, that grave
yard in my own native State.
A mother dear I've lost; she's gone to
the grave;
She was the dearest blessing that God
ever gave.
Now l go to the spot where buried Is
the loved,
And | ~eem to hear her singing with
the angels above.
Oh! my mother; l bless her ashes, in
my own native State.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Tradition is a noble thing,
But did you ever hear or see
A graduate who'd say or sing:
Beyond the Alps Lies Italy?
New York Mail.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
TRUMPET CALLS.

Rams Horn sounds n Warning Note
to tho Unredeemcd.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Not by That Name

Shoe Salesman (to tall, bony custom
er)-I'm afraid these shoes will pinch
you trihe, madam. l suggest that you
try what we call our-h' 10 our contracted
No. 6.
Customer-No. sir; l won't wear a 6.
Have you an expanded No. 5?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Don't Bother Him.

Summer Boarder - | thought you
said mosquitoes never bother you out
here?
Jason Stubblefield - They don't.
pardner They allus leave me alone
to feed on yew tender-skinned city
fellers.-Kansas City Times.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

That no section of the country
produces apples like the Northwest
was the big lesson of the Second
Annual Apple Show, recently held in
Spokane. First honors went to
Oregon this year, as Thomson &
Guthrie Of Eagle Point won the
$1,000 prize offered for the best car
load They exhibited Spitzenbergs.
Washington growers won the greater
bulk of the prizes offered, Wenatchee
making the best individual showing.
The growers of Yakima, Walla
Walla, Spokane, Okanogan. British
Columbia, Idaho and Montana all ac-
quilted themselves with credit.
President Howard Elliott of the
Northern Pacific. who was at the
head Of the show, was enthusiastic
over its results.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

There seems to be a decided diff
ference Of opinion on the liquor ques-
tion in Washington. Cowyitz coun-
ty has gone "wet, while Stevens
voted "dry" Whitman county has
a bitter fight on that viii be decided
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02
ODD FELLOWS
SELECT CALDWELL
HOME BOARD VISITS THE CITY
AND OFFICIALLY LO-
Gates HOME.
Local Lodge Expresses Considerable
Enthusiasm-Sits One of Beauty
and buildings To BE Large, Com
Portable and Modern.

CALDWELL, Nov. %. ~ The
Home Board" of the Grand Lodge
of the State of Idaho, l. o. o. F.,
came to Caldwell yesterday to finally
decide the question as to whether
the state home should be located in
Caldwell or some other point
The commission consisted of w.
A. Coughanour of Payette. Frank
Martin of Boise. and Monte B.
Gwinn of Caldwell.
There had been some difficulty in
securing two acres that were needed
to complete the site, and that matter
having been satisfactorily adjusted.
the board came here to definitely
settle the question.
A largely attended meeting of
Caldwell Lodge, No. 10, was held
last night, at which the home board
was present and made the announce
ment that the site had been ac-
cepted at their meeting in the af-
ternoon The announcement was
received with enthusiasm by those
present
The inception of the plan to To-
cate the home here occurred in 1907.
at the meeting in Caldwell of the
Grand Lodge. At that session, Monte
B. Gwinn. at that time a resident
of Pendleton, announced that he and
Mrs. Gwinn were prepared to donate
a site on Canyon Hill for the home.
The Grand Lodge appointed a
Home Board" to have the matter
in charge. From that time to yes
terday the matter was hanging fire.
Obstacle. after obstacle was en-
countered, only to be swept away
by the projectors of the plan The
last difficulty. the purchase of two
additional acres. was met this week
and the efforts of those interested
eliminated as stated above.
Work will be begun almost at
once on the grounds. A landscape
gardener will be employed to lay out
the property, design streets and
1venues and level the site The To-
cation is a choice one, overlooking
the town, on the brow of Canyon
Hill. There is eighteen acres in the
property, of which twelve constitute
the main grounds. A boulevard so
feet wide will be built through the
grounds, lined with trees and beau
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

titled with landscape gardening eff
fects.
Irrigation will be by the new Hall
& Apperson system. There will be
a main administration building,
which will be surrounded by cot
tages, which will be built by various
lodges, towns and communities in
hte grand jurisdiction of Idaho.
The main building win be an i'm
posing and INTELLECTUALLY handsome
structure and will be a landmark for
miles around, located as it is on the
top Of the hill.
Beyond beautifying and leveling
the grounds, laying out the avenues
and streets and planting the trees,
little can be done until after the
meeting of the next grand lodge,
which takes place at Sand Point in
October. At that time the home
trustees will receive their instruc-
tions for the permanent buildings.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

unmindful of dampness, drafts,
storms or cold. w. J. Atkins worked
as night Waterman at Banner
Springs Tenn. Such exposure gave
him a severe cold that settled on his
lungs. At last he had to give up
work. He tried many remedies but
all failed until he used DR.. Kings
New Discovery. after using one
bottle" he writes. IT went back to
work as well as ever" Severe colds,
stubborn coughs, infamed threats
and sore lungs, hemorrhages, Group
and whooping cough get quick relief
and prompt cure from this glorious
medicine. soc and St.O0. Trial bot
tie free. Guaranteed by Roscoe w.
Smith.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

A continuous telephone line from
st Paul to Puget Sound, by way Of
Spokane, is to be constructed soon.
Independent interests have ac-
quired a large number of telephone
companies in the intervening terri
tory, so that a through connection
can be established without much
difficulty. it is said Seattle is to
be the western terminal. This wire
will ultimately give telephone SER
vice to New York, thereby making
it possible to talk from the Atlantic
to the Pacific.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02
IDAHO HAS THE
BEST EXHIBIT
IDAHO's EXHIBIT WAS THE BEST
ON DISPLAY.
state Engineer Stephenson Tells of
Interest Shown At the Chicago
Exposition.


BOISE, Nov. 3O-"Idaho had the
best exhibit Of all states. and the peo-
pie in attendance at the exposition
are more interested in Idaho than in
any other locality" declared State
Engineer James Stephenson, Jr., in
speaking Of the United States Band &
Irrigation exposition in progress at
Chiago, from which place he returned
Saturday in company with Mrs.
Stephenson. in answer to a message
announcing the serious illness of the
latter's father.
People flock to the exposition by
the thousands" continued the state
engineer, "and go away loaded down
with armfuls Of literature, especially
about southern Idaho. talked to
over 100 people daily while at the
exposition. all inquiring in particular
about the irrigated lands of southern
idaho and of the fruit lands These
people were Of the thrifty working
class, many of them being street rail-
men, who had saved up their wages
and desired to buy land where they
could make home of their own.
Idaho land has been showed at these
people until now they want to own
land in the southern part of the
state.
Large Crowds Present.
"The place was crowded every day.
there being over $4,000 paid admis-
sions daily. while the day before
Thanksgiving the attendance reached
10000. Lectures are delivered from
I 0 o'clock in the morning until II
o'clock at night, the lecture hall
being crowded throughout the entire
day, especially during the lectures
that were delivered by Prof. French
about Idaho and its opportunities.
Many inquiries were made about
Lewiston and the northern part of
the state, as well as concerning the
irrigated and fruit lands of the south
~i II bdA T. Ait tApooltlOu rs the
greatest opportunity that Idaho has
yet had to demonstrate it's many
advantages and opportunities. and
this is being done n frst-class shape
~ t3e &dalD arrtsbantatives present
at the exposition. Idaho has more
exhibit space than any other state or
locality represented at the exposition
and is making the most of this space.
received many inquiries about
southern Idaho lands which did not
have representatives at the exposi-
ton, the majority of the visitors to
the exposition having some def
mite locality in view in making their
inquiries. and are not asking about
irrigated lands in a general way.
as has heretofore been the case"
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

November 80. A petition is being
circulated in Spokane county calling
for a special election on January
25. 1910, to settle the issue Gov.
Hays home town went dry" recent
ly, with the executives hearty APP
prevail. Auburn, in Kings county,
on the other hand, refused to ban
ish the saloon. Many localities are
wrestling with the issue. On the
whole. the local option forces have
the best of the argument, as to the
the number Of towns carried so far.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

The campus. of the University of
Washington is to be opened as a
public park, under the direction of
the Seattle park board A lease
has been effected with the regents,
covering the period of several years.
During this time the city will expend
$4,000 to maintain the landscape
gardening features, which made
the Alaska-Yukon-Pacifc exposition
grounds the admiration of all visit
ors. Had the city not stepped in.
they would have lost. Later on. it
is hoped that the legislature will
make provision to take care of the
state property.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

Many persons find themselves af-
fected with a persistent cough after
an attack of influenza. AS this cough
can be promptly cured by the use Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, it
should not be allowed to run on I'M
til it becomes troublesome. Sold by
R. w. Smith.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02
comrades.

Don't follow me, pup" said the
good natured man to the lost dog. Il
haven't any more home than you have
live in a fat Washington Herald.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

The bazaar given by the ladies of
the Baptist Church will be held in
the Aker building. December 18th.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02
NORTHWEST NEWS NOTES.
Telephone Line From New York to
Seattle-National Apple Show
AT MISUNDERSTANDING Expect
Large Christmas Business.

SEATTLE, Wash. Endorsed by
the Progressive Republican League.
composed of thirty Eastern Wash
ington editors, Congressman Miles
Poindexter of Spokane is now an
avowed candidate for the United
states Senate to succeed Samuel H..
Piles of Seattle. AT the last meet
ing of the League it was decided to
extend it into Western Washington.
But will Poindexter have smooth
sailing in his own bailiwick- that
is the question? Already his oppon-
ents call attention to the fact that
President Taft told some of his
Spokane friends that they ought to
be represented by a Republican, in
lerring that he did not regard the
Congressman as such. because Of his
ahlliation with the insurgents" The
result is that several well-known
Spokane men are willing to contest
with Poindexter for the Senatorship
TO break his strength. AT the same
time, seven candidates are already
in the fields to get his job as Con-
gresham, so that the former judge
seems to have battle ahead to hold
his forces together. In Western
Washington there are two avowed
candidates-R J.. Mccormick, the
influential lumberman Of Tacoma.
and John p Humphries Of Seattle.
Former Senator joni I. Wilson has
gone abroad, leaving his cause in
the hands Of his friend" Judge
Thomas Burke has said that he will
make the race in the event that
Senator Piles does not desire an
other term. Senator Piles has not
yet indicated the course he will pur-
sue.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

From a newspaper mans stand
point Lynden, Wash, seems to be
the ideal place to live. and Dan
Cloud is the luckiest of all editors
The local commercial club has just
voted him substantial evidence of its
appreciation of his efforts to boost
that locality through the columns of
the Tribune. 1t is generally taken
for granted that that is a part of
an editors everyday routine. But
the business men and farmers of
Iynden seem to be of another stripe.
They wanted Editor Cloud to know
that they appreciated his work. The
result is that Lynden is going to
have a better booster than ever be-
fore. Other editors are equally de-
serving Of such recognition. and the
community that grants it will be the
gamer a thousand fold
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02

Merchants of the Northwest look
forward to the large Christmas bust
ness season that has ever been
known. The last statement of bank
ing institutions submitted to the
government shows that there is more
money on deposit in this part of the
country than ever before Marked
gains are shown in the November re-
port over September. And the best
of it is that all the money for the
1909 crops has not yet come in.
The statement also shows an increase
in loans indicating business expan-
sion; whereas the money centers on
the other side Of the Rockies have
been calling in their accounts, be-
cause of local conditions, therefore,
it can be seen that the people of
the Northwest have money to spend
for Christmas.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1909-12-02
WHICH?
OIL. GASOLINE AND GAS

The smoke and dirt ruins decora-
tions and increases labor and cost of
living.
Consumes the oxygen of the air
which is essential to life.
Increases the temperature of a
room.
Necessitates the use of matches
and tapers.
Expense includes cost of gas, oil
or gasoline, mantels, globes and time
required to keep burners in repair.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-09-14

over those of the last expedition.
Every one of them was willing and
anxious to be of service in every pos
Sible way. ConnorS, who was pro-
noted to be boss in the absence of
Murphy, proved to be particularly
effective. Barnes, and Wise
man and Joyce, fremen, not only as
sisted Marvin and Mcmillan in their
tidal and meteorological observations
on the Roosevelt, but Wiseman and
Barnes went into the field with them
on their trips to Cape Columbia and
Condor, and Cody covered 1000 miles
hunting and sledging supplies.
Faithful Eskimo's Reward.
AS for my faithful Eskimos, l have
left them with ample supplies Of dark,
rich walrus meat and blubber for
their winter. with currants, sugar
biscuits, guns, rifles, ammunition,
knives, hatchets, traps, etc. and for
the splendid -four who stood beside me
at the pole a boat and tent each to
requite them for their energy and the
hardships and toll they underwent to
help their friend Peary to the north
pole.
But all Of this-the dearly bought
years OF experience, the magnificent
strength of the Roosevelt, the splen-
did energy and enthusiasm of my
party, the loyal faithfulness of my
Eskimos-could have gone for naught
out for the faithful necessaries OF
war furnished so loyalty by the mem
bers and friends Of the Peary Arctic
Club. And it is no detraction from
the living to say that to 10 single in
dividual has the fine esult been more
signally due than to my friend, the
late Morris K. Jesup, the first presi-
dent of the club.
Their assistance has enabled mo to
tell the last of the great earth stories,
the story the world has been waiting
to hear for 500 years-the story Of
the discovery of the north pole.
ROBERT +. PEARY.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-09-14
Fence Rail Philosophy.

The man who bitches his horse to a
fine shade tree ought to be condemned
to hold the hitching strap in his teeth
until he learns better.
The hill in the distance always looks
steeper than it really is when We come
up to it, n our troubles generally
shrink as we approach them.
No man ever succeeded in foOling
his wife as to his capabilities very
long. Better take her into partner
in everything.
The store bill is hard on the profits
of the farm. Cash saves money and
vexation Of spirit.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-09-14
The Lurid GLOW OF Doom

was seen In the red face. hands aud
body Of the little son Of II. NJ. Adams,
of Henrietta. Pa. His awful plight
from eczema had, for five years, dened
all remedies and baffled the best doe
tors, who said the poisoned blood had
affected his lungs and nothing could
save him. But writes his mother,
seven bottles Of Electric Bitters COM
pletely cured him" For Eruptions,
Eczema, Salt Rheum, Sores and ali
Blood Disorders and Rheumatism
Electric Bitters is supreme. Only soc.
Guaranteed by all druggists.