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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
GIVE HIM A CHANCE"


our democratic neighbor up in The
northwest, the Pennington Times
Hustler, in an editorial under the
foregoing caption, makes a proper
plea In favor Of O square dear for
our now governor. We copy as fol-
lows
# Is the duty of an good citizens Of
Now Mexico. and especially demo
Gratis. 10 give tho newly appointed
governor Il chance 10 demonstrate The
kind Of administration he rs going to
give us before condemning. It may
be true that his associations Of the
past have not been such as TO inspire
the hope FOR good government, tna,
the appointment Of Judge Ira Abbott
and some othors we could mention
would have done. but AT the same
time he may prove to be the man who
viii do the work that sorcly needs to
be done in this territory. 1t has de-
velopod since his appointment that he
was selected without so much of a
Formally az consulting the republican
territorial organization. This leads TO
the belief that at Washington this or
ganization is IN something Of the same
repute that II f. With the reputable
members OF both parties here at
home.
II Mills IS appointed with instrue-
tions from Washington 10 put good
government in operation in the terri
tory, 1t Is generally admitted that he
could do the work This being tho
ease, the adminiEtl1 ton et WASHING
ron Wilt b. on trial almost ae cec t.s
ns will tho administration OF home ~
Tai, and the administration want
good government wc viii have It. II
they do not care wo will probably
continue e see our tax rate rice ut Il
has since nagerman went out aud
Curry went IN.
Everyone knows thnt conditions
here have materially intcrfered with
our obtaining statehood, IL It has not
kept as out Of It. There is no disput-
ing the fact that tho finances have
been handled here rather for the pro-
motion of the interests 81 the Plum
derbund than that of the whole peo-
pie.
" Governor Mills viii correct these
evils he viii have the enthusiastic
support of this paper, n he does not
ne viii have the Same condemnation
MO b..r. ~tss.., l,f... .t. t..... t.ff.l
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
IT'S WORTH \ TRIM.

Mrs T. X. Bowes. Of Chicago. Is
preparing a little volume ON The
Servant Problem She SAYS the prob
lem Is one Of SELF rather than OF SER
want. ana that the solution il easy.
Here, summarized. are her rules
FOR making a model servant out Of
almost any material.
BE patient.
Re sympathetic.
Treat her as "a human being.
show her YOU appreciate her cf-
forts.
Help her in work she doesn't un-
derstand
Help her when the work becomes
unusually heavy.
Lot her enjoy holidays that the
family enjoys.
Remember her at Christmas.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
HE DIDN'T KNOW HIM.

The New York World is responsible
for this:
Creighton NJ. Foraker, brother of
Former Senator Joseph b.. Foraker OF
Ohio, has been nominated for his
fourth term as United states marshal
of New Mexico. The presentation Of
the name to the senate recalls n Joke
on Senator Foraker. lie was sitting
In his office in Cincinnati n day
when n bearded stranger was ushcred
In by q stenographcr.
"Well, sir, | am glad to see you"
snid the senator. and then, after Il
polite pause, what can ] do for
you p"
Nothing" was the answer; II just
called 10 shake hands; ! am your
brother"
We'll, hello, Crcight' | didn't know
you" answered the senator.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

opsonins. His conception Of the prog
ress and cure Of certain diseases as
| Fumes the blood to be the place OF
| the warfare. whether for offense or
| defense. Under certain conditions
| |noxlous bacteria increase abnormally
In the blood ana cause sickness and
| death by the toxins or poisons they
produce.
1t is the theory Of Wright and 9TH
| crs that there are IN the blood GER
tain things which ne calls anti-bodies.
They have not yet been isolated, but
| they are spoken Of with absolute con
fidcnce ny Wright and other special
lists. who believe the anti-bodies to be
formed either in the blood or in the
blood producing organs. It Is supposed
there are several varieties of anti
bodies-agglutinins, pcrcipitins, iysins,
opsonins. etc. Certain Of these anti
| bodies are said 70 attack and destroy
the bacteria.
There are, too, the supposed anti
toxic anti-bcdics that attack and neu-
instance, that dipthcria. antm-aoin
~tralize The toxins. 1t is believed. for
instance, that dipthcria anti-toxin
does It's work without calling upon
the patient for any assistance or MAX
ing amy drain upon his strength. !,
According to Wright the opsonins,
mentioned above a. a species of the
a%nti-bodios. have the special faculty
and mission OF preparing the bacteria
In a tasts way for destruction by the
leueoeytes. The lcucocytes are the
so-called white corpuslos of the blood.
they are supposed TO he the soldiers
or scavengers of the blood, feastine
on the bacteria. While the leucocytes
are so fond Of bacteria that they de-
your them as q rule greedily. they are
like human gourmcts in one respect
their God has TO be specially pre-
pared for them. The %opsonins do the
cooking or preparing. Just what
methods the ousonins employ in rem
dering the bacteria more palatable
are not known, not even to Wright.
l'Ildls inc pIEtlltlS use II SDftItl
brand Of walnut catsup Of their own,
or chutney Of a kind that would not
pass muster under the United States
Pure food ana Drugs act.
However this may be the tiny opso-
Minis have supposedly nothing to do
but sharpen the appetite or enlarge
the gastronomic capacity of the leu
cocytes. 1t should be stated that not
all white blood corpusoles are bac.
terra eaters, but only those white cor
puscles to which Mctchnikoff, the
drink sour = milk % And-live-for-ever
apostle, has given the name of pha-
gocytes. a phagocitc-lcucocyte can eat
more bacteria when they have
passed through tho culinary processes
applied by the opsonins.
With the microscope the supposed
bacteria can be seen and counted
within the ~phagocytcs. Certain stand
ards have been established as to the
number OF bacteria that a phagoeyte
can cngulf in normal blood.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

les. according 10 DR.. Murray, the word
was frequently written 'iren' and
doubtless so pronounced. What seems
% nave happened ~ mis-, az in many
other cases Is uat n spelling has
undergone certain cnanges While the
pronunciation has remained fairly con
slant. At any rate it is too late in the
day now to expect Englishmen 20 re-
:'ert to so pedantic an uttefanee as
iron. and in all probability. there
fore, 'i-run' it will continue % be as
long as the language and the metal
endure"
The editor Of the Bulletin has fire.
%quently heard southern gentlemen,
particularly Nirginians, say "i-ron', a
pronunciation which undoubtedly is
inherited from their English fore
fathcrs.-Bulletin of American non
AID Steel Association.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
Editorial Sayings; Wise
and Otherwise
In u New Role?

III q NOW TtOIVV
II. o.. Bursum, the chairman of the
Republican territorial committee and
forces has written q letter to the Al
buquerque Journal in which he say
that we as a party have greater and
higher ideals to strive for than the
flesh pots Of Office We had known
that Mr.. Bursum VAS a man of YER
satile abilities, but we never knew be-
fore that he was a MISUNDERSTANDING
ington Times Hustler.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
The Pronunciation of Iron.

Tho London Ironmonger for Octo-
Der 18th says: "a discussion has been
going on in a daily paper as TO the
correct pronunciation of the world
iron whether II should be 1-urn' or
iron The only answer that n can
make is that by long a t-run' has
come 10 be accepted as the right way,
Ia pronounce the name of the atatal
the fifteenth and sixteenth centTF.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

II you are suffering from bilious
ness, constipation, indigestion. chron-
ic headache. invest one cent in n pos
tai card. send TO Chamberlain Medi-
cine Co. Des Moines, Iowa. with your
name and address plainly on the back
and they will forward you a free
sample of Chamberlain's stomach and
Liver Tablets. Sold by all druggists.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
MULTITUDEs on MYSTERIES.

And these again have other neas On
bite en-.
And so ad innnitum.
\ London dispatch tells that Sir
Almoihe T. Wright and his assistant.
are reported 10 have made further
discoveries in relation SO those won
derful bodies In The blood. called the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

The statehood bill as introduced in
congress by Chairman Hamilton does
not seem TO suit the members of the
Plunderbund. 1t does not give this
unsavory otg nization the chance TO
work machine methods as il desires.
But as the bill was drawn under Taft's
direction or at least as IL is said It
Is no likely to be changed very ma
tcrially.-Farmington Timcs-Hustler.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

The peculiar properties of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy have been
thoroughly tested during epidemics of
influenza, and when it was taken in
time we have not heard of a single
case of pneumonia. Sold by all drug
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
Investigating Some.

The projected Investigations by
congress indicate a wide range of Gu
rtpsity on the Iar, of our Statesmen.
Among the subjects that are to be
injured INTO are: The Ballinger~
Plnchot controversy, Industrial con-
ditions in Pennsylvania, the sugar
frauds, the merchant marine lobby.
and some other things not yet clearly
defined.-PhoeniX Republican.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

A VERY LITTLE MONEY WILL
GO A LONG WAY WITH Us AM
YOU ALSO. COME AND EXAAIINI
OUR STOCK. II. G. PRATT & co
2f4 S. SECOND ST. PHONE 45.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

New Crop Best California Rolled
Barley. 20 lbs. 10 sack, S1.i0. Good
grain at IA low price. Try II sack.
T.. W. FEE.
212. eli. 2f6 w. Lead Ave. Phone 10.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

The celebrators of larger growth
have thc headache; the others have
the- thcr aches, but nobody wants 10
abolish Christmns-El Paso Times.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

r. II. BROWN, job carpenter ha
moved his shop to SIS S. 9TH ST
phone 1925. -.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30
Incident Closed.

Tho joys of Christmas will soon be
awalloW'd up by the sorrows Of tax
alton ana the other little incidents of
making "a living.-El Paso Times.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-12-30

Journal Want Ads. Get Results
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19

WHEN Pres. Taft visits Chicago
next month, 2S0, 900 school children
will welcome him. The prettiest sigh
Ne ever saw was when Pres. and Mrs
cleveland visited ST. Louis In 1887, the
week after the G. A. r. national en-
campment was held there. Something
like 100, ,OCO school children, as we re-
member it, we're assembled In the
great bleachers of the Fair Grounds,
and when the presidential party drove
onto the grounds every child arose and
waved tiny flags while the president
and wife were driven around the
course. That was in democratic Mis-
souri aud the enthusiasm was sufficient
10 make college ball game tame al
fair. Chicago now should go st. Louis
one better, and give Pres. Taft well
come that will fully maintain and ex-
plot the present day magnitude OF the
Windy City.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
CHANGES IN FIGHTING SHIPS.
United States Naval Designers Have
Recently Made Number OF
Improvements.

The principal changes are the re-
moval of bridges, the taking out of
the old military masts and the sub
stitution for them of the new circular
latticework masts for carrying the
fire-cOntrol platforms. The after
bridge and it's associate armored sig
nal tower have been removed and the
forward bridge has been greatly cut
down. The extensions of this bridge
On each side of the coming tower are
now SO arranged that they can be
quickly removed in time for battle,
the captain of the ship being hence
forth compelled to take his station
within the coming tower, where he
properly belongs By the removal of
the top hamper it will be possible for
the captain to command the horizon,
except through that arc of it which is
shut out by the smoke stacks, says
writer in the Scientific American.
This change will remove one more
of the picturesque and popular cpl
sodes of the earlier days of sea fight
ing. The captain will no longer fight
his ship from the flying bridge and
In the open. The coming tower was
built for him, and a due regard for
the issues of the battle demands that
he remain within it. 1t was the
death of Admiral Vithoft, of the Czare'
witch, that threw the Russian line into
disorder in the great sortie from Port
Arthur, at the very time when the
chances of shaking off the Japanese
seemed favorable. The captain of one
of the battleships in that fight told
us that the admiral was struck by a
| shell as he was leaning with folded
arms upon the railing of the bridge
| watching the Japanese line. That
shot also wrecked the coming tower.
| 1t is true, but the latter was of de-
| sign which would not be considered in
| our navy.
In addition to the removal of top
hamper, the whole OF the accumulated
layers of old paint throughout the
ships is being removed; and in future,
with a view to further reducing
| weights, no ship will be allowed to
carry an accumulation of stores be-
! Yond the regular six months supply
AS showing the absurdity of the state
ment that the structural changes men
toned above are being made in order
to bring the "deeply-laden ships up
to lighter draft, it may be mentioned
that when the alterations are com
pleted the draft will be only from
three-quarters Of an inch to III
inches less than before.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Drinking Cups Of the Ancients.

Silver cups made by such famous
workmen as Myron, Myos and Mentor,
were preferred to gold cups. They
were beautifully engraved and of
workmanship which has never been
eQualed. When gold cups were en-
riched with precious stones they
sometimes became peers of the en-
graved silver vessels.
OF all sizes, shapes and designs
were these drinking cups, and their
value was measured more by their
form and design than the material Of
which they were made. Some had two
handles, some only one and some none
at all. They were large and small,
low and tall. narrow and oblong. They
were purely the product of the vary
ing fancy of that prodigious age,
which seemed to scorn uniformity.
The early Greeks and Romans
drank hot water from cups, as we now
drink coffee and tea, these beverages
being unknown to them. Coffee orig
mated with the Assyrians, and tea
was first used by, the Chinese at a
very early age.National Food Mag
azine.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
THE SPHINX ANSWERED

"What is the secret 10 success" ask
ed the Sphinx.
"Push,' said the Button.
"Never be lead" said the Pencil.
"Take palms," said the Window.
'tAlways keep cool, said the Ice.
"Be up-to-date," said the Calendar.
''Never lose your head, )" said the
Barrel.
"Make light of everything" said the
Fire.
"Do q driving bus mess" said the
Hammer.
"Aspire to greater things" said the
Nutmeg.
"Be sharp in all your Dealings SAID
the Knife.
"Find good thing and stick to IL, y
said the Glue.
"Do the work you are suited for,'
said the Chimney.-Ex
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Malaria.

Malaria ever has been, and is yet,
the great barrier against the invasion
of the tropics by the white races, nor
has it's injurious influences been con.
fined to the deaths that it causes.
1t has been held by careful students
OF tropical diseases and conditions
that no small part of that singular
apathy and Indifference which steal
over the mind and body of the white
colonist in the tropics, numbing even
his moral sense and alternating with
furious outbursts of what the French
have termed tropical wrath" charac
terized by unnatural cruelty and alb
normal disregard for the rights OF
others, is the ready work of ma
laria.-Outing.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Reducing the Range of Wit.

Mark Twain once said there were
but seven original jokes. Now there
are but six. The management OF q
decreed that no actor in playing in its
circuit shall spring the mother-in-law
joke upon the helpless audience; and
while this action does not quite elm.
mate the joke from common usage it
so cripples it that it may be regarded
oblivion or dissolution.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
HIS KINDLY HEART
CHAMPION SENSITIVE MAN WAS
THIS VERMONT CITIZEN.
Hts Mantle of Kindness Even Spread
Over That PestiIential Enemy of
the Human Race, the Blood
thirsty Mosquito.

Il Jn1nk CnS uOSI SeuSltiFS Ahdh
ever knew" said Col. Calliper, "was
an old friend of mine named Jonathan
Saglow, who lived at one time in
Storkville Center, VT. He couldn't
bear to see pain inflicted on man or
beast, and any sort of cruelty filled
him with great Indignation.
con Mr.. Saglows place there was
a little bit of swamp land which he
had never drained and which fur
nished breeding place for what
suppose were the greatest and fierc-
est mosquitoes that ever grew, but
Saglow had no screens on his porch
or windows. He did have some once
on his porch but he took them down
the next day after he put them up.
People hesitated to call on the
Saglows in summer on account of
those mosquitoes. There were mos
Yuitoes, sure enough, elsewhere in
Storkville Center than around where
they lived, but none quite SO big and
ferocious as those that grew in Sag
lows swamp.
Then one day, to Storkville Cen
tres great astonishment, Mr. Saglow
was seen putting up screens around
his front porch; the next day, to its
still greater astonishment, he was
seen taking them down, and Mr.. Sag
low wasn't man that everybody
could run UP to to ask the why's and
wherefores of anything he'd done, but
Dne day in friendly mood he told me
why he had taken down the screens
the very day after he had put them up.
'He admitted freely that that one
night they had had on the porch with
the screens up had been most comfort
able for them all; that to sit there
and not be bored into by those giant
mosquitoes had been an experience
that they had all greatly enjoyed; but
what he saw in the morning when he
came to look the screens over by
daylight prompted him to take them
down Immediately.
Sticking through these screens. all
over, all around, everywhere, he saw
mosquitoes broken off beaks-you can
judge what sized beaks they were
wheE I tell you that those screens
were not very fine meshed-big beaks
which mosquitoes had thrust through
the netting in their efforts to get at
the people inside, and which had be-
come wedged there and been broken
Off when the mosquitoes had beaten
up against those screens and how
many had stuck their beaks through
and still been able to get them out
again nobody could know, but here
were "a broken off beaks still stick.
ing through the meshes of the net
ting.
"Now most people, you know, would
have found sort of savage joy in the
contemplation of those broken off
spears and in the thought that so
many giant pests had thus been
made innocuous; but not so with
| Jonathan Saglow.
When he saw those 94 broken off
| beaks the first thought that came to
him was of the poor wounded and
mained mosquitoes wandering beak
| less around the world deprived of their
only means of sustenance; and
! straightway he tore down the screens
so that others might not by them be
made likewise to suffer; for not even
upon the sufferings of mosquitoes
could he dwell with serenity, this
most sensitive man / ever knew"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Domestic Science Teaching

Chicago has about decided that a
girls education is not complete unless
she has some knowledge of the sci.
ence of cookery and kindred accom-
plishments and will pay the super
visor of the department $4,000 year
Miss Mary Snow of Pratt institute has
been elected to fill the position, she
being one of the rs applicants for the
place.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19

with our positions above. Possibly II
the so-called "stalwarts" and 'insur-
gents" would take little more pains
to understand each other, the confu-
sion and defeat would be experienced
by the democrats instead, who have
had more experience along that line.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
The Aruument.

when you come to figurin' in de
loss oh time, temper an mebbe friend.
ship" said Uncle Eben, Its mighty
hahd fob anybody to say foh certain
dat he has had de best of an argy-
ment"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Mistake in Sickroon1.

Mrs. Jones--I hear your husband is
suffering from a nervous breakdown
How is he to-day?
Mrs Smith-Worse. The doctor said
we must keep him in an atmosphere
of good humor, and we had him al
most we'll, when somebody showed
him Sunday comic supplement-
Judge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
When Women Vote.

He-Aren't you ready to go down to
the polls yet, dear?
She-Not yet
What are you doing-trying to make
up your mind or your face?-Yonkers
Statesman.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Color Blind,

Servant--A pound of tea for the
missus.
Erocer-Green or black?
Servant-Shure, ayther will do.
She's as blind as a bat!-Judge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Mayhe He Does.

When we remember that a wood
pecker often works his way into a
tree with his bill, we wonder that a
woodpecker doesn't have headache
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Globe.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
A Bad Taste. Perha ps,

Did you ever notice how much more
homely crowd looks to you On some
days than on some others? It is q fact,
however, strange as 1t may seem. And,
noticing It, did you ever take any
thing for II?
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Matching His Feelings.

sRagsby is very chesty since he
started to buy a new house."
'tYes, SO much so that he insisted
on getting one with a swell front -
Yonkers Statesman.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
And So Many Do.

"Dar ain no doubt" said Uncle
Eben, dat money does mo- harm dan
good to a man dat regards it simply
as license to git proud an foolish. '
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19
Official County Paper

s8 ALFRED w. ESLICK OF Elk Point Sc
cured choice No. 37O0 In the Flathead
Indian reservation opening. But then
there were several thousand not as
good as that.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1909-08-19

One of Life's Sad Facts.
Pay days come and pay days go, but
l5ills go on forever.