The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
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A church usually lasts longer than a saloon because the church Isn't used so much.
 A fisherman in Florida reports that he has seen a swamp snake thirty seeeyF long. But then Florida isn't dry--yet. s
 tt'Ua Tr# + + ,ss4s ,s Kas "a. the sas meter goes on forever.
 what has become of the, old-fasn- toned lightning rod aRentf
 A tenant dropped dead in, Brooklyn the other day while talking to his Y ss asaes s sasl1ss ssa he would reduce the tsn1 as The snowy clouds above iis pas. 1s..3 ss The. hen is serstchins ub the gfass. x
 It's sprinsfime sentis' sArfsie. Y ring ffsa' tss oshsT ssTa asg ss'DHss SssS somebody actually iausns ss ~
 The pick pocket works sll right once
 Did you ever stop to think thats ths artincisl rose costs mores @ shan the your yean oRf wife's I hat Hs comes to more than the choicest piece of quafI on toast7 Give us the real thing every time: na- ture knows what she is doinE.
 This is the time of the year when the small boy in the country can no s5s ssp ek hs eaa anS S.ss s s of s sS tss 1ss % ter.
 With hides on the free list 1t wili at tack boarding house steak on our shoes for half soles as they have been threatening to do recently.
 If women only pierced their tips as q cute little diamond clasp oh them sas sass1iss sass oes %ssAks in s' wSiis, SiS Wo'
 A noted philosopher says: Put off nStshinE tiii T ss Sor si sdne wear. so be careful.
 The only political. record that is said to be unimpsachable is the Congress
 A prisoner who recently escaped under the waiis. returned and besgsd had gone home and couldn't stand it.
 Did you ever notice how much car window and an oyster are alikef@ If you don't believe 1t try to- open. one and then tackle the other.
 Alabama win prSeaely :. not l. ,avs.,ass a, extra session of the Lefislature> aftsr all,
 An eagle In an Illinois zoo has re- gently laid an egg valued at $1, 900. No use in talking the eagle Is the only sSlns sompets s0oSfaanf Sifh sAs 70 hen sa'' p'' ~
 Senator Tillman.s ten acre field is bringing him in revenues rsnthsr, at me s-rat rate ot sie crate in the Nof.herh @ArAss sla1'
 Utica man before his death ex- pressed desire that he be carried to never S 2 uttered q profane word in their lives. It was a pretty conceited bunch that proffered their services when he did die. however ts our one pest. guess
 when we get airships in as common trahic as we now .aas nave 5s aauiHonfooiles H,,ie ]. The wife of a Chicago man died while he was waiting for a govern
 snt Job. The thing for him xa,, to o,s1. do is cSI, on MT. Taft and at least have the maRnanimityS to erect a Handsome monument to her when MT. Taft gives him the 1op.
 The tsetse fly, hurdened with It's ssspy sSxnsss s hsad of s0Gn Mr fss SeH speliing and fix its business.
 Gentle Spring is here-the doves are hiiiinF and cooing-also the married counies-the women at least are cooing soff1y and sweetly into their hubby's ears begging to be allowed to go "bill- ings in the millinery shops. -tSs #
 Song of AfterwhiIe. sAfterwhile,s safterwhile
 old Prosperity will smile.
 Joy will grab your hand and dance Swing you in a happy trance. Over meadows rich with dreams Where the sunahine ever streams Where the drowsy daisies nod Lazy like above the sod.
 AfterwhiIe, afterwhile~-- 6. Y Song birds shall your hours beguiis Can't be always down and out ''Csood times comin'" let us shout Soon the jingle of the dimes Will mean sweetr. batter tim@S Don't let Care your feelin's rifle You'll get there after while.
 Gowns of coarse cotton net are euss broidered in heavy. irregular darning stitch. not only in white but in eeioFs