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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-04-01
Too Much SOAP,

1 find many people imagine that it is
necessary for their salvation that they
should not only plunge bodily once q
day into water, cold or hot, as the case
may be, but that they must scrub
themselves all over with soap every
time they do IT. This is a very ehec-
tive way Of disinsulating the magnetic
machine and depicting the individual
Of vital energy. Soap is necessary for
the exposed parts, but for delicate
skins and for those which have a tend
ency to be dry soaping every day Is
a perfectly unnecessary measure
"Vital Economy" by DR.. ]. n. Clarke.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-04-01
A Doubtful Compliment.

"Today l heard a new one," remark
ed the professional raconteur, and he
told it. There was mild applause ex-
cept in the case of one man in the
audience. That man was genuinely
impressed.
"Thank you for telling me that" he
said, shaking hands efusively with the
professional raconteur. 1T takes me
back to childhood's happy hour. 1t
was the first funny story I v er heard.
My great-grandfather always claimed
that it had happened to him personal
ly. Thank you, thank you."- New
York Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-04-01
Ladies and Misses Suits

have my Spring and Summer
Styles and Samples of Tailor
made and ready to wear Gar
ments. Would be pleased to
show them to you at any time, as
representative for Chas. A. Stew
ems & Bros, Chicago.
Mrs. J. A. Officer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-04-01

A man ceases to be a girls ideal the
day he marries some n else, whereas
IL he marries herself it takes rather
longer.-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

remainder are not yet fit for the
market.
II. r. Henderson has removed
his old store-house from here to
Belgrade.
w. G.. Henderson is now teach
ing near Clones.
The following named persons
were here on business during July;
Messrs. Henderson and Hogan, of
near Salem; S. G. Payne, of near
Courtois; VIM. Anderson, of neal
Goodland; Mrs. Joseph Hedrick,
of near Tolu.
Luther Scott began teaching the
school here on the 9TH instant.
On business went during the
past month: To Ironton: VIM.
Carl; to Adam: Ira Carl; to Dill
lard: j. T. Martin, Don Lucas,
Jas. Flowers; 70 Belgrade: Otis
Carl and Richard Midyett; to
Howe's mill: VIM. Carl.
Visiting came: Stephen Hol-
man, of Santa Maria, CAL; Mr..
and Mrs. Jas. G.. Newman, of IRON
ton; Mrs. j. H. McLain, OF near
Quaker: Norman Jarvis and wife,
of near Adam; Mrs. James Wood
and children, of st. Louis.
Visiting went: To Belgrade;
DIN, Pearl and Gladys Love; to
near Courtois: Mrs. Claude Carl
and sister, Miss Bessie Hutchings ;
to near Adam: J. L. Beers and
family; to near Tolu: Mrs. j.. M.
Lucas, Mrs. Claude Carl, Ernest
Abney.
Many persons from here attend
ed the burial of Miss Bertha
Wood, in Emmaus church Come
terry. She died on the 22d inst, at
the residence OF her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. G. H. Wood, a victim of
that dread destroyer, consumption.
She was 26 years of age and quite
popular. Her bereaved relatives
have the sympathy of many
friends.
Born-July 22d, to the wife of
w. A. Abney, a son. All con-
oerned are doing as well as could
be expected.
On the 26th inst. Ray Carl left
here to spend a few days with
relatives near Salem, Mo. Thence
he intends to go to Western Kan
sas on business.
Several of our young people at
tended the picnic at Iron Ore
Springs, near Courtois, on the Gath
instant. R.. E.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05
From GOOdwater.

No rain, excepting light showers,
fell here during July, until the
26th, when the drouth was broken
by a good rain; since then other
rains have fallen and growing
crops have been greatly benefited
by them. Corn, which before the
drouth was growing finely and
promised to yield an unusually
heavy crop, was considerably
damaged, especially on gravelly
ground; however, if we are
blessed with an abundant rainfall
during the next six weeks, a fairly
good crop Of corn will yet be
gathered.
Wheat was threshed here during
the second week in July. Sooner,
by far, than is the usual threshing-
time here. 1t is feared that much
of the wheat was injured by being
prematurely threshed. Some of
it was not even stacked. The
average sown here last year to
wheat was so small that farmers
we're compelled to accept the first
chance for ~threshing, lest no other
opportunity to do SO would be
offered them.
Oats were harvested in good
condition. The yield Of the oat
crop was tolerably good.
Hay-making has been complet-
cd. More hay was secured in
prime condition this year than oil
any other time during the last
eight years. The average yield
was somewhat heavier than usual
though many meadows were
weedy, many others were not so.
Pastures, which were dried up
during the prevalence Of the
drouth, have been revived. Live
stock on the average is fattenine
rather slowly. Some cattle ha I've
already been sold, but most of the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

Any farmer who wants a good,
all-purpose horse should go and
see the stallion and his colts at DR..
w. j. Smiths stables at the SAM
tarium.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

You Can Save $500 by buying
one of those SIS suits for S12 dur
ing the Clearing Sale at Lopez
Store Co,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-08-05

Ladies' Gowns worth 75c, for 45c
worth $1.25, for 95c
Drawers, 35c grade, for 23c
60c grade, for . 45c
Lace Trimmed Corset Covers, 19c
Underskirts Embroidered or
Lace Trimmed), 48c, CSC and up.
Ladies Fine Colored Wash
Petticoats, $1.0O grade, for 65c'
$3.50 grade, for 98c
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
BEAT HIS WIFE ON THE STREET.

Sam Pike, who stated that he works
on the roads, was taken to the police
station about two O 'cloek this morn.
ing, for beating his wife. He was not
content to do it in the privacy of the
family domieile in the Magoon block,
but preferred the open road for his
vigorous attack. Mrs. Pike attended
ann to the police station in the patrol
wagon, and produced sufficient evidence
OF battery 10 warrant her lesser half
being locked up for the night under a
charge of battery.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
MILK ORDINANCE is
VOTED DOWN AGAIN
Gilmore s Ocular Demonstrations Did
Not Feaze Supervisors.

ISOb OeSAC ESAPVlNASOlS.
Professor Gilmore attended the meet
ing of the board of supervisors las
night with great array of photo
graphic pictures to uphold the recently
vetoed milk ordinance.
A sheet was spread in the assembly
hall and stereopticon machine was
put in working order. On the sheet
were shown many views of laeteous
filthiness. There were microscopic
views Of milk corpuscle as it should
be and as 1t is. in Honolulu; there We're
views of dead cows, a sweet and touch
ing sight; there were views of pretty
nearly all the beastliness which a
scientific and conscientious man, such
as Mr. Gilmore, could photograph. He
did not have far to go to get the
pictures.
Professor Gilmore's exhibition of
pictures was sermon such as pulpit
could not produce. 1t showed the
necessity for a stricter milk inspection
and should have been effective 1t
was what might be called "horrid de-
tails of the milk we drink
But this had little effect on the super
visors. The matter of stricter milk in
spection had already been vetoed by
Mayor Fern and, in the vote to over
ride the veto, two votes were lacking.
Therefore the beautiful bugs shown by
Mr.. Gilmore camera will continue to
propagate and thrive. They will spread
themselves through the lacteal deliv-
cries of some of the cows and continue
to poison some of the systems of the
community, while two supervisors preen
themselves on being the saviors of their
country and the epitome of indie
pendence.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
NEW BOAT NOT
YET ASSURED
CONTINUED from Page One,1

CONTINUED from Page One.)
matter presented by local stockholders
E. D. Tenney, president of Castle &
Cooke, which corporation is heavily in
terested in the Matson company. is
aboard the Lurline, and the fate of the
proposition may depend entirely upon
him.
Many local people are of the opinion
that the Matson company should en-
deavor to break the tourist blockade,
and failing to do so, that a Joint resolu-
ton should be passed by both houses
of the present special session of the
legislature asking congress to suspend
the coastwise law.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
PRINCE REGENT Is
SlGNALLY H0NORED
(By Associated Press. }

PEKING, November 2-The Prince
Regent of China was today made the
object Of signal honor by the Japa-
nese government. The decoration OF
the Order of the Chrysantkemum was
conferred upon him by the Emperor OF
Janan.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
THE PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser

Entered at the Postofice at Honolulu,
7. H., az second-elass matter.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
One year. .................. $1,000
Advertising Rates on Application.
Published every morning except Sun
day by the
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE CO., LTD.
Won Holt Block, No. IS South King st.
G. 8. CRANE Manager
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03

VOCAL.
HUGO HERZER, Teacher of Singing.
Season 190910 from Sept. to June.
inclusive. Studio 20-22 Kapiolani
Building. Residence telephone 1901.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
Classified Advertisements
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
DRAMATIC.

DRAMATIC.
MARIE KENNY, Dramatic Studio, IT'S
Beretania. Practical 3-months' pri-
waite course. Acting, Elocution, Mon
ologues, Vaudeville, Dancing, Read
ing, Grace Culture. Phone SO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
MARRIED.

5TAYTON-DILLON.-In Honolulu. on
November ,, 1909. by Rev. Father
Valentin, in the parlor at the Cath
ole Mission, Josephine E. Dillon,
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. p. T. Dill
Ion. to John f. Stayton Of Honolulu.
No cards
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03

"23.125 on 500 paid. f54 per cent.
paid. +2S IA, seller 9.
Session Sales.
100 Olaa, 5.75; Onomea, 52.25;
$1,000 Hilo r. r. 6s, 100.25.
Between Boards.
$50 Onomea, 51.50; 500 Onomea, So:
275 Oahu sug, Co., 1925; 255 Waialua,
us; 60 McBryde, 1875; 20 Eva,
30.625; 800 Honokaa, 1875; $50 Ho-
nokaa, 1850; so Honokaa, 1926.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
HIS PRICE

Mrs. Hayseed (indignantly)-Her
Is an article, Hiram. tibet SCI in For
mosa a wife costs FIVE dollars.
Mr.. Hayseed CATER some thought.
I reckon a good wife S with
it.-EXehange.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03

Come with ME. old man. and III
show You my pretty veranda. -
" All, still the same gay old dog, l
see. ''-Ulk.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-03
TOO LITERAL.

Old Lady-Is this ticket good to stop
off,
Conductor-Tes, madam But it won t
be good to get on again.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
AIRSHIPS FAIL TO
COME TOGETHER

Metz. Germany, July 20.-The meeting
on the frontier of the German and French
dirigible balloons Zeppelin I and Vile de
Nancy, as previously arranged. did not
occur today, although the Zeppelin air
ship with General Puthamef, the COM
mandant at Metz. aboard cruised for
more than an hour about the border line
in the vicinity of Noveant, awaiting the
arrival of the French competitor.
Great numbers of spectators gathered
on each side of the border and cheered
enthusiastically when the Zeppelin I ap-
peared An automobile with several
French aeronauts followed in the wake
of the airship while 1t carried out
series of intricate maneuvers. There was
profound disappointment among the spec
tators when 1t was learned through a
dispatch from Nancy that the project or
the city had advised against the depar-
ture of the Vile de Nancy. because ne
thought a meeting Of the two airships
might cause demonstrations. The Zeppe-
hin ship then returned to Metz and made
a landing at the floating hall with the
greatest precision.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
BY BILL AK.

The reverses to our arms continue
And Memphis. which is playing just
as splendidly on the road as we are at
home. swings tenaciously to its diminu-
tive margin of a lead.
Now had the Barons decided to play
ball before Mobile gained a lead of four
runs. yesterdays battle might have had
another ending. But Manuel pitched very
ineffectively prior to the scoring of the
Barons' first brace or tallies. Then he
settled down, twirled splendidly, and the
Gulls would not have scored again but
for an error by Bill Raftis, which was
rung up on an exceptionally easy chance.
But there was a man on third and the lit
tie error sent the winning run spinning
over the counter
And even after Bill had made his error
the Barons should have won. But just
as they were prepared to send dozen
tallies over the pot, McGilvray, who was
on third. and Gygli. who was at the bat,
became confused on a signal and when
the hefty Scotchman made a break for
home the agile gentleman from Ohio
failed to touch the ball. So the squeeze
did not send man over.
In EXPLANATION of the confusion it might
be stated that Gygli claims he did not
give the signal. and McGilvray claims
that he thought the signal was given.
All of which reminds that it were better
not to play with signals than to barbar-
ously butcher them.
The feature of the game was the mis-
cradle twirling of Stockdale. So seldom
it is that the old veteran of a thousand
fierce conflicts pitches any other than a
brilliant game, that when he does slip
up it is something of a nine days Won
der.
Bill Raftis, be it said to his credit did
the timely hitting. driving in three OF
the Barons' runs. Manuel scored the
other sending ELAN over with luscious
bingle to left.
Molesworth's terrific hitting and al
round playing was a pleasing feature
There was a handful of fans at the play
ground. They were not very gentle II
their expressions.
The unusually large number of stoler
bases is due to the fact that neither Kant
nor Frit was able to inject the slight
est fear into the minds of the runners
Both were very liberal in this respect
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
No Change Yet-Sane Old Story
BOWERMAN SAYS
he HAS RETIRED

Boston, July 2o.-The long expected
change in the management of the Boston
National league club has come at last.
Frank Bowerman, the former Oriole, Pr
rate and Giant catcher, has stepped down
and out and in future the Doves will be
managed by Catcher Harry Smith, also
an ex-Pittsburg backstop.
Bowerman, who succeeded Joe Kelley in
this office last winter, rendered his resg-
nation to President John Dewey, stating
that he recognized that he had failed to
make good as a manager, and President
Dovey Immediately appointed Harry
Smith as manager in his place.
Bowerman said in the spring that he
recognized he had an almost impossible
task to make a winner of the material at
hand. The club has been in sadly de-
moralized condition for some time, es-
pecially since the death of the late Pres
ident George B. Dewey.
Harry Smith, the new manager, was In
jured in st. Louis during the last western
trip and rejoined the team yesterday.
II am through with baseball" said
Bowerman, land tonight I return to
Romeo, Mich, thoroughly Disguised. My
own playing has been thrown off by the
duties of running of the team, and the
bad showing the boys have made under
me-"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
DonIin Wants $4,000.

New York, July 20.-By shutdown to-
morrow the local fans will probably
know whether or not Mike Donlin, the
crack outfielder, will play the remain
der of the season with the Giants. The
actor-ball player is expected to have a
conference with President Brush of the
New Yorks, and If the latter will pay
him $4,000 for the rest of the season he
will abandon his scheduled trip to Eu-
rope July % and get into uniform
at once.
Donlin says that he is ready to join
the Giants. If 1t hadn't been for f1nan-
cial differences between Mike and the
officials of the New York club he would
be playing now, and it certainly would
have made the Giants closer to TIL
Pirates in the pennant race, but they
couldn't agree over the stipend that
Donlin would get, so he made the the
atrlcal contract, which has just ex-
pired.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
Bob Ewing Sick.

Boston, July 20.-Pitcher Bob Ewing
of the Reds is in pretty bad shape. He
said that he would like to go home and
wait for the team to get back to Gin
cinnati before working, but Griff wants
him to pitch one game at Philadelphia
next week, if possible, for Bob has al
ways been very effective against the
Quakers. He has had bad attack of
malaria, and it is slow work getting 1t
out of his system One day he feels
pretty good and the next he Is down In
the dumps again. He is under doc
tors care. Griffith says 1t is tough
to lose his services on this trip. He
would have won one of these games
from the Giants If he had been right.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
SOME LIVE DOPE

base-stealers SO far this season. The
Baron has purloined % sacks to date.
Gygli, %; Moran, %: Bayless, 49, Wise
man. 10; Jordan. IS; Sentell, IS; Daley, Is;
ELAN, II; Baerwald, IS; Kerwin, 15; Coul-
son. Is; Boucher, Is; McMurray. IA;
Cocash, 10; Bay, 10; Demont, 10; Dexter.
10: Perry, 18; Newton, II; Thornton, II:
Collins, II; East, Il; Wagner, IL; Watson.
II; Pope, 10; Babb. 10; Rhoton, 10; sentz,
10; Bowen, 10; Wordsworth, TO-
Memphli Some Felders.
Memphis leads the Southern league
teams in fielding. The Turtles have
been playing a consistent fielding game
recently and their work tells in the fig
ures. They now have a percentage of
1854 Atlanta comes second with 1862.
Memphis has the honors of accepting
the most number of put outs, 2203 in num-
her, Birmingham comes second with 217S.
Memphis also leads in the least num-
Der of assists accepted with lila. Birming-
ham is also second in this with 1915.
Memphis also leads in the least num-
Der of errors made. with 1875. Atlanta is
second with 126. Birmingham and Mobile
made the most number of errors, $50.
Moley Hits Two-Baggers.
Gladys Wordsworth, the rotund Birming-
ham manager leads the Southern league
players in making two-baggers, with 16
to date
Dexter of New Orleans and Coulson of
Memphis are tied for second honors, with
IA apiece.
Newton Sacrifice.
Al Newton, the Atlanta shortstop, is
leading all the batters in the league when
it comes to advancing his man a base.
He has been topping the list of sacrificers
for some time and still leads with %
of these hits to his credit.
Climbers Hit.
The Montgomery Climbers have kept up
their consistent batting and retain the
leadership of the league as team, with
an average of .232 Birmingham, Mem
phis and Little Rock are all tied for
third place with 229.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
SHORT BUT HARD
IS GLIDDEN RUN

Fort Dodge, Ia, July 2O.-Today's run of
the Glidden tourists of 1886 miles from
Manato. Mimi. TO this city, while one of
the shortest runs on the route, was one of
the hardest on account of the heavy
character of the soil. The cars were
jumped about considerably and their pas
sengers badly shaken, Notwithstanding the
work of the king drags. The start was
made from Manato by the first contestant
at o'clock this morning, and all but
one came through within the schedule
There were but two real penalties on to-
days run. AS the car driven by William
Bolger rounded corner at Winnebago
City, a young couple with locked arms
was in the street, and but for the quick
foresight of the driver In turning into the
ditch a serious accident would have hap
pened.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21

The following data is from the At
lanta Constitution:
Memphis tops the Southern league
singles, the Turtles having bingled
safely 511 times for one bag. Birming
ham is second, with 492
Birmingham leads the teams in two
baggers, with 92. New Orleans is sec
ond with 81.
Montgomery leads the teams in three
baggers with 27, and Atlanta comes
second with "a.
Little Rock and New Orleans are tied
for the lead in home runs. with seven
each, and Atlanta is next, with six.
Montgomery leads the teams of the
league in total bases from the hit with
1874. Birmingham comes second with
727.
Here are the figures through the
games played Saturday July II:
Singles-Memphis. 511; Birmingham.
492; Montgomery. $50; Little Rock, 46O;
Mobile, 451; Atlanta, 444; Nashville,
444; New Orleans, 43S.
Notwithstanding CHAM, So; New Or
leans. 81; Little Rock, IA; Montgomery.
~; Memphis, 6s; Nashville, So; Mobile.
so; Atlanta, 5S.
Triples-Montgomer 81: Atlanta, "a;
New Orleans, IS: Birmin CHAM, II;
Nashville, IA Mobile, IL; Memphis. IL;
Little Rock, TO-
Home Runs-Iittle Rock, 7; New Or
leans, 7; Atlanta, 6; Birmingham, 5;
Montgomery, 8; Nashville, 4; Mobile, 4;
Memphis, l.
Total Bases-Montgomery, 1884, Birming-
ham, TIT; Memphis. 6S7; New Orleans.
6S2 Little Rock, 666: Atlanta, $685. Nash
vile, 642; Mobile, 62e.
Gygi Leads.
Gygli, the first baseman of the Birming-
ham team, leads the Southern league
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
NEW ORLEANS WON.
Player Umpires Were Very Partial To
Their Respective Clubs.

Montgomery, July 20.-New Orleans won
from Montgomery today by a score of
TO o. The game was closely played all
the way through and was featured by the
player-ulupire work, both being particular
ly partial TO their own club. New Orleans
really should have won by a score of
to 0. The run of the game was scored
when Hill singled. advanced third on
outs and scored on Lindsay's scratch in
field single which he beat out The fea-
ture of the game was the batting of
Weimer, Hill and Pope. Score:
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
SaIIee Beats Giants.

New York, July 20.-Doubles by
Phelps and Evans, the latter a former
member of the local team, gave ST.
Louis a to 8 decision over New York
today in an thinning game. Gran
dali took Math ewson's place on the rub
Der in the seventh inning after New
York's great pitcher had the middle
finger of his left hand broken in stop
ping Delehantys drive. outside of the
sixth inning Sallee pitched cleverly.
Score r. H. E.
ST. Louis .... 200 01o 600 OF 10 8
New York =. 900 003 900 00-3 10
Batteries: Sallee and Phelps; Mathew
son, Crandall and Myers. Time, 2:25.
Empires, Kane and Emslie.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-07-21
MEMPHIS WAS EASY.
Sid Smiths Fine Throwing To Sec
ond Games Feature.

Atlanta July 20.-Atlanta shut out
Memphis this afternoon in a game that
was not very exciting at any stage. The
best part of the contest was the throw
ing to second base by Sid Smith. He
got five Memphis players at that bag,
who tried to steal, and not man land
ed there safely who made the attempt
Until the sixth inning Atlanta had made
but one hit, a run being scored in the
first on a base on balls, a sacrifice and