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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-11-04
Literal.

Dentist--"when did your teeth be-
gin troubling your"
Patient--"When was cutting
them."-Boston Transcript.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-11-04

The ultimate fact Is a person, the
basic principle personality. The
mighticst force ia. the power OF per-
sonality.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-11-04

Impatiencc not only strips Off the
covering, but lays bare the very quick
In all its sensitlvcness of nerve
Rev. J. 3. Remensnyder.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-11-04
Act OuIcItIy.

No man should ever stop to think
twice as 10 whether he could do q
generous deed or fulhll his higher
conviction.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1909-11-04

An immense,amount of friction will
be saved when we can learn to toler-
ate one another's idiosyncracies,-
Rev. c. L. Nash.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12
SEN NTOR CIIAMBERIAiN
WARMLY DEFENDS PINtIiOT

Chicago. Aug 11.-tnitcd states
Senators Chamberlain Of oregon, car
ter of Montana. Warren of Wyoming,
Flint OF california, Paynter ~ Ken
tuckY and Borah Of Idaho. compri9-
Ing the senate committee on irrisa
ton. met here today and started ia a
body for Il two month tour of the
various reclamation projects Of the
west ana northwest
Senator Chamberlain Wae a speaker
at Il luncheon given by the Chicago
Association Of Commerce. In plead
ing FOR conservation of water power
in the far west, senator Chamberlain
Touched upon the controversy in Spo-
kane between clifford Pinchot and
Secretary Ballingcr.
"Glosely allied with the reeldma-
ton work he said. lis the %conserpa-
tten Of the natural resources. With
out the forests. without protection
against the ravagcs and greed of
money. The streams must soon dry up
and the districts which now are happy
homes. must ce1st to exist.
Il do not care what is said about
Mr.. Pinchot. I know that he has
given his entire time and attention
to conserving the natural resources
In supporting a man of his callbrc
politics should not be taken into con-
sideration lie should be permitted to
proceed without hindraucc or inter
ference"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12

Withdrew from public entry many
tracts of land under the belief that
these lands would hc held for the
people Sow, ho said. secretary Bal
llngtt has again put up Tor entry
these lands and each tract has in It's
boundaries a water power site
Il do not oppose this private entcr-
prise in The development III those
states said Or Pardcc, but de-
oppose giving away immense rights
TO private corporations which. in a
few years viii hold the sumo polit-
ical control over cities ana states that
magnifieIent gifts made Thorn when
they were asking for help to con-
struct.
senator Turner during these roe
marks, had lett lis place iu tho rear
of the hall and was sitting behiHd tho
speaker. As Dr. Fards concluded, lac
gained the floor aao replied
Il think said me-. chat the roe
marlfs Of Governor Psrdrc a. a time
following the secretary OF the inter
lOr are, to say the least. ina bad taste
Mr. Ballingcr has dom in his official.
capacity only what amy man would de-.
under his oath of OIlicc-he has
obcycd the luW 80 man has The
right 10 act first and read the law
afcrward. ana even Governor Pardrc
never did such a thing In his Official
capacity
Again Nj. Tatdec was on his feet
II want to say, he exclaimed. that
/ never said such Il thing J aaid that
we want q mau who acts FIRST and
talks afterNnfd want to say FUR
thcr OookinR at Mr.. Turner that /
am here representing zone but my
SELF ana ! am not an attorney nor
the son Of one"
Nj. Balllnpcr had lcft the hall at
This time. but clifford rinchot. who
incidentally has been the uusen Sc
cipicnt of cuffs ana compliments. sat
smiling
That The irrigation congress seems
intent upon a warfare against fcath-
ers for women'a hats Is evidenced by
the number of resolutions introduced
seeking the protection Of birds Of
plumage. This afternoon q resolution
was introduced asking the condemn
tion of the destruction of birds. This
was followed by a request that the
women IN the audience would agree
10 wear nothing but the plumaRc OF
the ostrich and the BARNARD fowls
To rise. A number responded.
John e Lewis, irrigation engineer
for the state OF oregon, described thcI
of water laws enacted by the last
legislature. In part he stid
oregon has recently adopted 81
scheme of public control for water re-
sources This system ~ In advance of
other states IN that rights To USE of
water Tor power development are Him
tied to a period of forty years. subject
to renewal under laws then existing
Compensation to the public Is also pro-
'"Fhe ultimate object of HE new law
rs to secure a proper division ut
streams among those entitled to thclrl
use. It is not supported by any con
stitutlonal provision but rests entirclyl
upon the police power Of the state,
ITS enforcement doVolvrs upon the
engineer and the division super
.ntondcnt of each of the two divisions
.nto which the state has been divided
''Ihis aW is divided into GJ deter
uinatiou of early rights. C2) granting
If new rights; C8) protection of ami
lights Whom determined
"The state engineer and two super
n|tcndcnts ass a BOARD have the powor
% determine AN rights ON "a given
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12

is peculiar by reason of the great var
iation in local requirement In differ
ent parts of the state. For example.
The eastern portion. because Of excess
sitc rainfall. is in urgent need OF
drainage for It's agricultural lands,
while in the eountrs adjacent 70 the
Black inns, irrigation is extensively
pttctlccd. Between there two sections
the people are much Interested in dry
farming
There are about $1,000 acres Of land
now under irrigation iu South Dakota,
This area VIII soo be augmented by
over 10000 acres upon the completion
of tn, B-ellefourche project by the Tn
He'd States reclamation service Pri-
waite projects VIII bring the acreage up
10 something like 1G2 600 acres alto
gethcr.
"A potent factor In tho irrigation
Development OF south Dakota, is the
splendid work being done by the Tn
tied states reclamation service in com
structinR tho great BelIefourchc pro-
jcct. This magnificent project has
served 10 cXemplify the benefits of ir-
rigation in a practical manner and 10
serve as "a model to individuals and
companies interested in irrigation.
work
"A feature IF this project IFS the inn
carthen dam which when COM.
VIII rank among the sreat dams
Of thd world This immense structure
viii create a lake ten miles long. from
Ia four mflrg IA fdC ana iu ulaftSI
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12
500 REM ARD. 500.

The readers OF thus paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
ono dreaded disease that science has
been able to curc i'm all its stages, and
That is Catarrh Iialls Catarrh cure
is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting di-
rcctly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation of the dis
ease. ana giving The patient strength
by building UP the constitution and
assisting nature In doing its work.
The propriotors have So much faith
in its curative powers that they offer
one Hundred Dollars for amy case
that it fails to cure, Send for list
Of testimonials.
Address r.. J. CHENEY q co, Toll
edo, ohio.
Sold lay all druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for CON
stlpation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12
VESSEL ANCHORED orr
III NMO\D SHOALS LIGHT

NV NOTk- AuE. IT, irrIcss 10
ports were picked up by the United
Wireless company at their station near
Manhattan beach tonight, telling of
tho plight or the steamship Arapuhoc
of the clyde line. off the Diamond
Shoals Lishtship The message said
THAT SHE Was anchored in - fathoms
oft water and CHAT SHE would he toWcd
TO Charleston Tho clyde line m-
structHd ouo of it's southbouud vessels
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12

transfers, which company is "a sub
Sidiary of the Denver X Rio Grande
railroad.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12
GOVERNMENT SUES
TO RECOVER LAND
IN COLORADO
Fuel Company Defe0-
dant in Action Involving Half
Million Dollars; Dummy En-
tryne0 Used, Is Allegation,


Denver Nnn f-Tbr T,l"n,,
r,., ,,,
"'
udI7 are named as ueI'hd'nis I'M "a
suit tiled in the federal court today
bl United states District A|ttornc.
u,,.i SEQ
N''"'" '' over nan 1t HnlIll"h d"Ildrs'
'Il''SVd t" nave pe'h secured through
"unln'N 'h'rlnlcn. lne ANA ~ loo
Gated ~ the Fueolo' C"l"' land oiiIc'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12
DANGER OF CAR STRIKE IN
CHICAGO AGAIN ACUTE
Union Officials Insist on something
More Tangible Than Promises.

Chicago, Aus LITTLE street ear
situation i'm this city became darker
today through the failure of the con-
ferenccs between the union laborers
ana the street railway officials TO arr
rive at n tangible result There is
"A growing dissatisfaction among the
employees The union officials to-
night demanded something beside
promises 60 place before their men
and claim unless they cam get itsoon
ihrS viii not De- responsible, tor what
u,,ur
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-12
H. Schwartz

Ihr New Work I-adic~ Tailor
tituu. iSI1 asI " Ccntrst Ave
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
that anything in the way Of mi
kept stock. So here they 20 d
MUSLIN UNDERWEAR.

These values arc not ordinary. They
save the mother hours OF hard work
at no more cost 70 elothe the children
in Underwear We cannot always make
these prices; have never before, and may
never again
Children's Muslin Drawers in assorted
sizes made Of good cotton with rufIie
around bottom Of each leg and your
choice Of sizes AZ only 1Oc per pair
Cbildren's Plain Muslin Night Robes
made Of good muslin and the grade that
We have been selling for 35c. This lot
az 25c each.
Childrens Muslin Skirts made Of good
cotton with thread lace insertion and
lace edge on ruifle, q Skirt that you
would expect to pay from 39e 10 SOC
for, now at 25e each.
Children's Lace.trimmcd Drawers made
very pretty with very fine lace insertion
and lace edges, 35c value, now at $50
All sizes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
MUSLIN UNDERWEAR,

Here are several White Muslin Skirts
that are more or less soiled. Skirts that
we're sl.s5 for Csc Those that we're
s275 now for s1.75i and those that
we're s3.os at $3.50.
There are few SOC Short skirts now
at 35c.
Several pretty Lace-trimmed Robes
that were 75c, now at soc each,
Several SIC Lace.trimmed Robes,
soiled, now at 69c each.
One lot Of sl.OO Muslin Robes to close
out at Toe each.
25c and 35e odd Corset Covers in odd
sizes to close at 19c each.
Several odd pairs Of Lace trimmed
Muslin Drawers, those that were 25c for
I9c; those that were SOC for 35c; and
those that were Csc now at 60c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
TALK OF THE TOWN
New haIr pnfF a vaughan's.


Peter Prachelh visited friends III
Mortified yesterday.
A really artistic haircut, one suited to
your head, can be had at Miers's.
OF interest to young people, What7
Tie G. T. convention, Friday, May a.
Henry Gin has returned to this city
after working in Plainaeld for several
months.
A. Baton returned yesterday from Nil
ford. Mass, where he has been working
for several months.
Lost, a gold chain and loclyet marked
n. W A. Finder please return 70 G. H.
Anker, 65 Franklin street.
Fishing commences next Saturday, the
18TH inst. Don't get left Order your
teams now at Arlsley's livery, corner
Summer and Merchant streets. Iele-
phone $50.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12

A. p. Abbott @ Company.
TALK OF THE TOWN.

latest hair rolls at Yaughan's.
Ladies' Regal shoes at Abbott's.
Read the adv. Of Moore 8 Owens on
page 2.
Everyone should read A. E. Batchel-
deris auction adv. on page 7.
Perry's store Il showing the best loc
stockings Tor children. Try them.
Clearance auction sale in Hale's Pavi-
lion each evening this week. Groceries
and household goods. All must go. o.
H. Hale, auctioneef.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
LADIES' MUSLIN WAISTS.

Here arc Muslin Waists IN both short
and long sleeves that are very pretty
and good values, being $l.25 and $3.50
values, and very few soiled Tailored
Waists that were $3.50, al now at
$1.19 These are on our main floor
You will find In our Waist Department
upstairs new Tailored and Muslin Waists
that are right-right in style and right
IN price.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
TALK OF THE TOWN

A. Gheller and d. RuQa Of Bethel Wis.
tied friends ID this city to-day.
Andrew Knutson u III with blood pois-
oning in his hand as the result Of cutting
his finger on a polishing wheel
]. w Kidder, who has been guest
at the home Of bis brother. w. p. Kidder.
for several days, returned to his home
in Port Chester, N, Y, yesterday.
John Mccarthy, who has been work.
ing at Burlington, is visiting his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. I. G Mccarthy Of Circle
street lie will leave Friday to work
in Toronto, Ontario.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
DRESS SUIT CASES.
Ladies and Gsnis Leather Bags sud Trunks

--
The following prices are on these lets
only.
We have a special trade in a 24ineh
straw-coyered Suit Case. heavy leather
corners, that we have made leaders On
at Sl.0s, now at only s1.60. These
are great values
Straw Cases that were s2.25, special
price now Of $1,0S.
Straw Cases that were 1898 now at
S2.0S-one dollar saved here
One lot Of Bostonian Bags ii leather
that were $3.50, now at Sits ard
those that were sees now at s1.E5.
One lot Of leather Dress Suit Cases
that are slightly faded that were Ss76s
now at 1915.
we have in onr basement an asspff
ment Of Trunks of the better makes that
come from S3.0S up TO $1,000.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12

We have several OF these little Dresses
that are some Of them badly soIled, SO
have added them to this sale. Size on
most Of thcm two years.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
TALK OF THE TOWN

Thomas Mcintosh Of Manchester, N.
H., formerly Of this city, Is visiting his
mother, Mrs. Thomas Mcintosh Of Park
street.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12
! r ABBOTT & co. IA P ABBOTT & GO. "a r ABBOTT & Co
A. r. ABBOTT * co.


Lots Of things in last weeks sale closed out early
the week There several things that Ia Saturday
that advertised last week. and it is needless say
sin underwear much tumbcd up 60 back well
is week as follows
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12

WANTED-T To renta tene.
IN Washington street eectio
Eant 10 occupy ih3nne feff
J b, pAniels. IS Il II. Ros
Vt
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12

F0UNE@At Ibeatorfur
purse. owner amy nave E
Office anb describing pr
tlfisadE
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-05-12

FOR sALE-A nearly new r
inquire Or address, Henfy J
field, Vt
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

II We do have unlluckv days the
chances are that they are partially
due TO carelessness. One woman
however believes that there are Ger
tain days when everything goes
wrong. We all gep to this stage
once in while. Sac loft home and
forgot her belt. This did not matter
much, because she 'was wearing =
long coat. She went 10 the street
car and the conductor gave. her small
change. Arriving at the store she
failed to find a certain clerk who al
ways permitted her,to take goods on
approval His substitute was fear
fuI of giving the permission and sent
her to the head Clerk. who was too
busy in the stock room to see her.
She purchased a collar and it was too
large; bought dresser scarf too
narrow for the dresser; obtained rib
bon and embroidery for collar and
lost both She, went to second
store and was required to furnish a
reference to get; goods on approval;
went to a friend TO get the reference
and he was dining and did not return
for an hour and a half. got the ret
erence. returned TO the store and dis
covered that thei head map had gone
to lunch and would not return until
3. In the meantime she shopped, ate
fried oysters aBi had the headache,
got her feet cold and lay IN bed the
next day with neuralgia. She became
angry because relatives said that she
started out with bad temper and
might have expected bad results She
feels that the sixteenth of the month
is a very unlucky day for her But,
honestly. haven't you had days like
this? Or have you? They come Just
like the seasons, spring thunder
storms. new fashions and unwelcome
relatives.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
TAXPAYERS ARGUE
To Satisfy County Board Their AS
SeEsment Should be Lower
This Year Than Last

The Board Of County { mmission
ers IS stiH engaged i he ing expla
nations and complaints l tax payers
who are cited TO appear The Board
met abort 15o yesterday and viii
have other large delegations for today
AMI tomorrow. The county clerk has
sent notices to may to appear and
show cause why their assessment
should be less this year than it was
last year and there is a great deal of
argument in The course of a day The
Board has ordered readjustment OF
the collectors books TO suit the new
law aai the county c'ark VIII set to
WORK q. this ae soon as the Board
flashes its work.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
elsie {|CEL CASE
Cinnamon Seek Release OF Murderer's
Room Mste-Wiil be Re-
arrested.

New York. Aug 2.-Justice RraJy
reserved his decision today in the
case of Chung Sin. Leon Liugs for
NOR room mate. who was held as a
witness in the Elsie Sigel murder
ease since June Is. Cinnamon through
writ Of habeas corpus are seekit 2
his release in 800 bail
Should the application be granted
ne viii be rearrested. charged with
being q principal in the crime.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
Wash ngton's Plague Spots.

DR. ia tha low. mar-hy bottoms Of the
Potomac the breeding ground OF ma
.a.ia gems. These germs cause chills
i'E'r and ague, bilious ess. jaundice
ias trde. weakness and general he
"iii-E and bring suffering or death ta
thousands yearly. But Electric Bit
tiers never fail to destroy them and
cure malaria troubles. They are the
best a.--Tound tonic and cure for ma.
lara I ever ustI" writes r. NJ
Jamr7 Of Loueilc- &. G. They cure
Stomach. Liver Kidney and Blood
Troubles aui wiz prevent Typhoid.
FrE 'hem. 51c. Guaranteed by an
druggists.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
TWO are Standlnc

Garner and Hapes who have tie
contract for constructing the curb ami
gutter on Thirty fourth street have
cut down all Of the bic trees with the
exception Of two. The .rees were in
the curb line.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
PERSONAL MENTION.

n PERSONAL MENTION,
d
Louis.
visit in Carbonate.
business Yesterday
points in Michigan.
in Cairo YESTERDAY
VIII Hires goes to PaIucah this
John I. Rennie aAd son Roswell
went to Anna last night.
Miss Clara May Hediger spent Sun
day IN Anna with friends.
was in shopping yesterday
Ray Irvine Of Mt Vernon was in
NaE l. srH - - a, s..
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
CITY NEWS in BRIEF
BUILDING Private Garane.

Mrs. II o. Farrow is building a pr
Fate garage for her machine L WI
also be used by John l. Parham vi
has a machine coming.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
Mcn1an's Miss on Circle.

TEc Womau's Missoin Circle Of the
Cairo Baptist church Will meet this
afternoon, August :. al $50 o'clock
With Mrs G b. Way on Sycamore
street,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

va tae guest Of her sister Mrs
S Nee!he yesterday
AMI Ms ETA Taylor cl Mounds We're
n cairo Yesterday.
MI and MFs j + Macbey and
lids ~ '''to Yesterday
MISS Grace Crlppon has resumed
u.f 'oS'uoh 't h'Hi nan Bros. after
'u5 j a't' or ci Mound CITY isl
acre 'ae sNesi Ct h,5 aaat MIS-. Cod
sS',4 OF seventeenth street
Irs p u. Whit y Who has htna
az me - Na"s' i1frmagE was NJ.
moved TO her home Saturday.
mas r.. .h'i li'm visit II ;. Louis
and is much improved in health
Mrs Ross Bates and little son
Went 10 Villa Ridge last night for a
visil with Mrs. C.. y. BucAn an. h
J. J.. Fiah and daughter Miss Lula
of Diswood. Ill.,. were IN cairo yesrer. :
day taking treatment of Dr. Dunn.
Mrs. F. :. Dewey ana ..fanehtsr
Miss Jennie wat 10 Anna last night
for visit with r,,4tives aa3 f,sa71. !
Miss rfaho sr,1.rr,,.I ..t.,..,- Ella. =
.yens-o fr,m I'M ay,o,.lat ,.... ~
Denver chi, agl ,thsr aaf,,t.. t. .,a
vs.
,fr. VI, T u.,n ..l 49,. ,..,....
rt..r,,.- T.. ,..,, 4
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

Dray and TraHster Zine Office 131a
cont Phones Home p. Bell 81. Spec
81 apparatus piano moving. Ageu-
'sbst Deer. Mora Athon.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

The boys Of the 800 Cub vii
give a hay rile Wednesday night in
stead of a SEQ" party
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

Berharit in her girlhood, was q
dressmaker. II
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

The gift OF a sapphire ring is said
to cure a husband of drunkenness.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
&C G. REMOVES
49,. 49, BLOOD HUMORs

v'ty pore ana gland OF employed
ine the even 49tenns and cleansing and guat
@ Quiet which goes on continually day and blood
a pass on with the natural evaporation, sour fery
alois
% p pnSnes or so4o itching rash ari scaly skin
the
ne lunoFs nom the blood cools
thicknc utiplie
no4 oa coIpu and earhcs it in Then the skin
he
~ COINED ana sottened by this cooling he1hy o. blood
and
Acne letter Salt Rhelm all and
othe
es rom me skin and assists
all who
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co.. ATLANTA GA
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

LANGAN'S for Building Material,
Lumber Paints, Oils. Glass. Hard
ware, Roofing, Japalac. Floor Wax.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

The Bulletin has the exclusive ser
vice Of the Associated Press.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
GLAD TO BE WiDOWERS,
Some SpitefuI Epitaphs of Liberated
Husbands.

| ~, ,,,;ah. ;,,
50 'sine That "nen i'iai'
'|''.l 80 80 .'Dei h'eu rom even 'he most
~. .9N 'te Ne ""uiu De content 10
ating her litrIa wsaknassas ~, har
- 80 "eaNiieS'7S On her
lta,-, NJ 80 - al 'n'n 10 my
~ S,at '''' "''o.''4 anu ''i,'i '''Uie view
~ r.,. 49, ~, 80, s,' '"s h"S1"i'u was
W 9i''''
uara ,i,,
- "''i''n' no n''H eau
-, "' ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03

HICKORY STOVE WOOD $50
Big load, stove size. delivered. Both
phones. Clark-Danforth Handle Co
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-03
Here lies myi wife.
: Who's gone on high;
II | said ! was sorry
| too should lie. \

: Nho's gone on high;
II | said | was sorry
| too should lie.
The following arithmetlcal cpitaph
shows what submerged sort of 4
creature the husband mus have been
during his welded years.
We were not one. but surely ten.
] ard the wife | sigh for;
For while my better half was one,
| ne'er was but a cipher
Punning would surely seem just as
much our OF pl,Ue in an epitaph as
Spitefulness; but there are many most
Interesting examples of this rather
grim kind of hnmor Here is an cnig-
matte one on John Mott.
There was a man who was Mott born,
His sire Mott before him;
lie did Mott live, he did Mott die.
His tombstone was Mott over him.
Over the body Of cobbler these
lines were written.
Come gentle Reader. gentle friend,
And here behold poor C0sier's eud.
Longer in length his life has gone,
But that be had no Last so long.
0 mighty Death whose art can XIII
The man that made s,Jles at his viii.
Tit-Bts