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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-02-16

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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-02-16

FOR SALE-I have several parties
desiring to purchase small tracts of
timber from 100 acres to 1000 acres.
If you want to sell send me plats
and full particulars. M. ]. EPLEY,
Real Estate and Insurance.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

IF you have 10. IL or 20 acre farm
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Daily News. 10 z tt
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II your business doesn't pay adver-
tise It In The News, and then watch
the result.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
A Memorial Tablet.

A memorial tablet was unvailed April
10, at Lowell, Mass, to the memory Of
Charles A. Taylor, of Co. A, 9Th Mass,
who is believed to have been the first
man to fall in defense of the Union.
The veterans of the regiment, headed
by.Gen. Edward F. Jones, who was the
Colonel, when they passed thru Balti-
more, attended in body, and the flag
was pulled from the tablet by Mrs.
Cora Sheridan, daughter of Gen. Jones.
H. NJ. Woodward, President of the As
sociation, spoke a few brief words, and
was followed by poem, written and
read by Charles A. Dickinson. Gen.
Jones then delivered an address re-
counting the circumstances of the pas
sage of the regiment thru Baltimore.
He said that he did not stop to avenge
the death of his men, because he had a
telegram from Gen. Scott, saying: Let
nothing delay you" The presence of
the regiment in Washington was i'm
peratively necessary and desired above
all things. Upon arriving in Washing
ton he was met by President Lincoln,
who eagerly grasped his hand and said:
THANK God.-you are here. If you had
not arrived tonight we should have
been in the hands Of the rebels before
morning."
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
To Raise Arnosd,s Ship.

7 One Of the plans Of the committee In
charge of the Tercentenary Of the dis
covery of Lake Champlain in next July
is to raise the huh of the Royal Savage,
the flagship Of Benedict Arnold, which
went aground in the desperate little
fight that Arnold made against the
British on Lake Champlain In 1f76.
Acting Secretary Of War Gen. Robert
s. Oliver has informed tie committee
that 1t has permission 70 raise the ship.
Benedict Arnold's fight on Lake Cham
plain was one of the most creditable
Incidents OF the Revolution. After Ar
mold recovered from the wound which
he had. received in the expedition
against Quebec, Congress made him a
Brigadier- General, and he was sent to
gather what force he could and oppose
Burgoyne's march from Canada 10
Saratoga, where It was expected he
would make a junction with Sir Henry
Clinton. coming up from New York
City. With the greatest energy and
resource Arnold gathered up several
small craft on Lake Champlain, and
turned them into crude gunboats to
oppose the fleet which the British had
already built. In spite of his efforts, he
could not get more than half as many
vessels as the British. but with these
he attacked the British ships near Val
cour Island, Oct. II, fought the enemy
desperately until night, and then, aid
ed by the darkness, stole with Ills Grip
pied vessels between those Of the Brit
ish, and escaped.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
partrsanshIp in The National Tribune

John w. Dyer, Cheswold. Del, says
that IT must not be imagined that ali Of
the army were of one religion. There
were many loyal Catholics who fought
for liberty and the dear old Flag, and
there are number of them in the
Grand Army yet. Thank God, also,
there were a lot Of good loyal Demo-
Gratis.
In one thing The National Tribune
cannot be accused of partisanship, and
that is in the matter of religion. We
give every man credit for sincere belief
in what he conceives to be the right as
God gives him to see the right, and W.:
have been exceedingly careful to give
the membership of every faith the full
est share of credit for all the good work
that II did. AS our correspondent saws
there were many good. loyal Catholics
in the Union army, headed by such
men as Rosecrans Sheridan and John
Newton. So free from partsanship Is
the Grand Army of the Republic that
we have had a Catholic elected Com
mander-in-Chief without single COM
ment upon his religion, and the Ma
tional Encampment did itself honor in
electing that splendid and learned pre-
late, Archbishop Ireland, Chaplain-in-
Chief. So free from partisanship IS the
Grand Army that at the next Encamp-
ment a Protestant Bishop, Rev. Samuel
w. Fa!iows, was elected to succeed
Archbishop Ireland.-Editor National
Tribune.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
The 18Sth PA.

Editor National Tribune: Please give
a sketch of the 1s8th Pa, of which i
was member.-Jacob S. Craul, Man.
chester, Pa.
The 1S8th Pa. was composed Of the
overflow of the 1920 Pa, or the
Sd Pa. II. A., and was osan-
lied in the Department of Vir-
ginia and North Carolina, April /, 1864,
and mustered out Dec. IA, 1866. 1t was
one of the fighting regiments, and was
commanded by Coils George K. Bowen,
John G. Gregg, James C. Bristoe and
Samuel ]. Given in succession. The
18Sth took the field with about 900
men, most of whom were veterans, and
altho its ranks were increased by men
from the 199th Pa. after the war, its
loss in action fell entirely among its
original members. 1t Joined the Army
Of the James in 1864, just before its
departure for Bermuda Hundred, and
was engaged in the severe contest OF
Drewry's Bluff, a battle fought in
thick fog. At Cold Harbor it lost 10
killed. IA wounded and eight missing
Five officers were among the killed. It
belonged to Brooks's Division, Eight
eenth Corps, and lost 124 killed and 68
from disease. etc. Its total of killed
and wounded was 456.-Editor National
Tribune
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
The Sd Ohio Cav.

Editor National Tribune: Please give
a brief sketch of the Sd Ohio Cav. ]
have never seen history of my r'ssi-
ment in your paper.-F. A. Riedy, SAM
dusky, o.
The Sd Ohio Cav. was organized at
Camp Worcester from September to
December. 1861, and after serving ont
two enlistments was finally mustered
out Aug. 4. 1866. 1t was commanded
by Col. Lewis Zahm, who resigned Jan
s, 1863, succeeded by Col. James W.
Paramore, who was dismissed July 12,
1893. Col Chas. B. Seidel then :onI
command, retaining the same till ris
'nuster-out, Jan. 16, 1865. upon exp,r =
ton of his term of service, and at the
time of final muster-out Col. Horace
N. Rowland was in command. It le-
longed to Garrard's Division, Ca AIRY
Corps. and lost SO killed and 2s5 from
disease, etc.-Editor National Trib1 .e
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
si.00 Free Package Coupon.
The Pennsylvania Pension Law.

j. A. Bryan, ]. w. Hooa and ]. B.
Gibson, the committee appointed by
Post so, Monongahela City, Pa, OPP
poses the pension bill now before the
Legislature for several reasons. One
is that it would pension all 100-days
men, and would not pension any SOL
diers who enlisted after Jan. 8, 1865.
The Pennsylvania law should have the
same requirements as that Of the Unit
ed States. The committee would have
veterans put on at least as good basis
as the men who kill foxes. These men
can go to the County Treasurer any
where and get their bounty. There
fore, any soldier should be able to get
his pension by going to the County
Treasurer and producing his United
States pension certificate and honorable
discharge. The proposed New York
pension law is more satisfactory than
that drafted by the Pennsylvania com
mittee.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
ADDRESSES WANTED.

John ]. Ketchum, S14 Lamar street,
San Antonio, Tex, wants to hear from
his old comrade, John Roam, U. 8. tug
Rose, Of Pensacola, Fla, Navy Yard.
Thomas Mullen, Co. B, Wilson's Zou-
aves, Rlevins, Ark, wants address of
his sister, Margaret Schultz, or any of
her family; last heard of in 1868; then
on Ninth avenue, New York City.
Howard Youngblood. Washington-
vile, N. Y, wants address Of Misses
Annie M. Ross and her assistant, Emma
Turner, nurses at Cooper Shop Hospital
in 1863.
Henry RAIDER. Co. E, 9Th Ind, Dale
vile, Ind, wants name and address of
Paymaster who paid the troops at Hell
ena, Ark, in october, 1862.
The addresses of members Of Co. F,
9Th KY. Cav, or of that regiment Ad-
dress Willis Adams. Charlton, Iowa.
The address of Capt. Lafayette Har-
ling, Co. ID, 9Th KY, or any of his heirs
at law. Address ThOs. w. Cobb, r. F.
D. 1, Powder Mills, KY.
The addresses of T. T. Bolds and L.
r. Richardson, both Of Co. B, 123d Ill
Address J. M. Olmstead, Stevensyille,
Mich.
B. Borton, Woodstown, N. j., wants
address of a member Of Co. K, 18th
N. Y.
Information wanted by wife of Thos.
Mayo, of whom she has not heard for
eight or nine years. If he Is dead she
is entitled to a pension, being in want
He served in Co. A. 25th Me-, and in
Troop d, I'd Mass. Cav. Address Mrs.
NJ. Mayo, 814 Eighth street, Philadel-
phia, Pa.
Anson Giles. Co.. X, 18th ILL.,, Bur-
well, Neb., wants address of John Will
lit, Co. I, 18th ILL.,, who was once Post
master in some Mississippi town.
I want the P. o. address of Elijah
c, Robb, Co. I, 8th Iowa, or any of his
correspondence he was at Peru, Neb.
L. A. Hayward, Box 35, Shelbyville, Mo.
B. Brillman, 500 Ann street, Cincin-
natl, O., asks address of Lazarus Kline;
company and regiment not remem-
bered.
VIM. L. Stoggsdall. Co. E, 18th Mo.
pension claim until he secures corre-
spondence with some of his old army
comrades. He was wounded at the
Blackwell Farm, near Carroll and New
ton Counties line, Arkansas. He is old
and crippled, and needs the evidence of
his comrades.
Mrs Catherine Lonergan, 317 18th
avenue, Clinton, Iowa, wants informa-
ton concerning her father, John Nc
Mullen, who enlisted at Rock Island.
ILL.,, in an Illinois regiment, in 1862:
later re-enlisted in Pennsylvania reg
iment.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
The Lines at Gettysburg.

Editor National Tribune: 1t has been
stated that the Union lines at Gettys-
burg the third day Of the fight were 20
miles long, referring to the infantry
only. What constitutes a line of bat
tie? It is contended that we should
measure from Gregg's Cavalry on our
right to Merritt's and Farnsworth's on
our left to get the real line. Can you
help US out?-Royal Bently, Rutland,
VT.
Strictly speaking, the line Of hattie
at Gettysburg would generally be con-
sidered the line held ,y solid masses
of infantry. This, we believe, was about
five miles long. The general line was,
as you state, from Gregg's Cavalry on
the right to Kilpatrick's and Merritt's
on the extreme left, and was of quite
variable length, owing to the active
movements of the different brigades
and regiments.-Editor National Trib-
une.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
1st Battalion. Me. sbarnsbooters.

Editor National Tribune: Please give
In the old soldiers friend a short hi,-
tory of the 1st Battalion, Me. s. S.-N.
d. Smith, Haywood, Me.
The 1st Battalion, Me. S. S., which
was composed of six companies. was
organized at Augusta from October to
December, 1854, for three years, and
consolidated with the goth Me. June
21, 1865. 1t was commanded by Lieut.
Col. Jacob Mcclure, who was discharged
Jan. II. 1855. and at the time of con-
solidatfon Capt. George r. Abbott,
brevetted Major, April 8, 1865, was in
command. 1t belonged to Grifiin's Di-
vision, Fifth Corps. and lost seven killed
and IL from disease, etc.-Editor Ma
tional Tribune.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13

age. He served in Co. A, 16ist n Y.
ROSEGRANT.-At CoopersvIlle Mich, Dec.
~, l9Os, Theodore Rosegrant Co. I, 1st Mich.
Engineers and Mechanics, aged 75 years.
Comrade Rosegrant enlisted Oct T. 1851, and
served until Oct. 81, 1864. One daughter
survives him.
BURR-At Lincoln, Neb.. April 10. 1909.
Amanzel d. Burr. He was born at 81.
Charles. ILL.,, Jan. 20, 1916; enlisted in Me-
Allister's Battery, Co. d, 1st III. Art, in
lsS2 ,e and serve served till June 1885, for the
detached service, on duty as Secretary for.
Gen. F. T. Blair. Commander Of Seventeenth
Corps He is survived by a daughter and
MONRoE.-At Port Orchard, Wash, Feb.
%, 1909. George C. Monroe. He served In
Co. H. 18th Me.
sHAw-At Port Orchard. Wash. March
81. 1909: W. W. Shaw. He served In Co. @,
WEIsE.-At Nashville. Tenn. April s,
in Co. E. and as Regimental Hospital Steward
In 45th N. y, from Sept. 0. 1861, to June 20.
MooRE.-At Pittsfeld. ILL.,. Oct. 1s. 1908.
William Henry Moore. He was born in Roch.
ester, N. Y, Jan. 0, 1871 served In Co. C,
10sth N. Y. His widow and daughter sur
vive him.
HAys.-At Hinton. " Va, July 1, 1908,
Adam Hays, aged II years SIX months ID
days. He served in 7th W. Va. Cav. HIS
widow and six children survive him.
TAYL0R.-At ST. Mary's, Kan, March Is.
George Taylor, aged 69 Comrade Taylor
Served out two enlistmcnts in Co. C, 10Th Ill.
Cav. the second as Sergeant. He was at one
time prisoner In Libbey Prison. and endured
many other hardships. Comrade Taylor is
survived by his aged widow.
| COoNEY:-At his home in Gosport, N. T.,
Cooney served in the sth N. Y. II. A.
| CHRISTY.-At Dunlap, Iowa, Feb &c, DIR.
George B. Christy. aged 70. DIR. Chris,y en-:
Surgeon. He resigned in 1862, and was
commissioned Surgeon, with the rank OF
he was Surgeon-in- Chief Of the Fifth Division
Cavalry Corps AT Shiloh Maj Chris,y work.
I'd day and night in the relief of the wounded.
Ills kind. curteous manner endeared him to
AL He Is survived by his widow and three
| FLEMING.-Another brave soldier and
genial, courtly gentleman has left Us. Col.
lanes f. Fleming, after long and painful
illness; finally, on April 10. gave up the
struggle at his home In Newark. N. J. Col.
Fleming was born in Ohio on July "a, 1880,
| Of distinguished Scotch descent and his fam.
| lily was prominent in Pennsylvania for nearly.
100 years. Being natural horsemsD, when
the war broke out he went into the cavalry,
and organized troop of horsemen, which
was assignd to Harlan's 11th Pa Cav. Col.
| flemfng was serving on the staff of Brig
Gen. l. j. Wister when the latter made his
celebrated expedition to capture jefferson
OF Gems. "Baldy" Smith, Ord, and John Glib
5on- Col. Fleming waa wounded three or
four times, and was finally Obliged to resign
i IN February, 1865. on account OF his fnjuries.
Since 1872 he had been engaged in the coal
business. He organized the ESSEX Troop. ol
Newark, and was for many years its Captain.
He was an ideal commander, considerafe and
kind, but strict disciplinarian. His superb
horsemanship always attracted admiring at
one child.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Department of New Mexico. G. A. R.

DR.. ]. w. Long, Senior Vice Com
mander,. Department of New Mexico,
issues an earnest invitation to all vet
Grams resi1ing in that Territory to meet
with the 26th Annual Encampment of
the department, which will be held at
Alamogordo June SO. j. H. Blazer
Post and III. II. Rassier Post and the
Ladies of the Relief Corps of both Posts
join in this hearty invitation, and are
doing everything to make the meeting
highly enjoyable for the veterans and
their wives. including all members of
the w. r. c. and the Ladies of the G.
A. r. They are preparing banquets
entertainments and a rousing campfire
All the citizens of Alamogordo heartily
join in this affair. There will be an
excursion UP the mountains above the
clouds. where the angels can be heard
singing.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Department OF Arizona.

The Annual Encampment of the De-
partment of Arizona was held in Phoe-
nix April 20. with a good attendance of
the veterans and the members of the
Woman's Relief Corps. The election
resulted: Department Commander, D.
p. Kyle, of Phoenix; S. v. c.; Chaplain
Winfield Scott. of Phoenix; ]. v. c.,
Gen. e. S. Godfrey. of Tucson; Medical
Examiner, DR.. ]. K. Day, of Prescott;
Chaplain. DIR. r. H. Wilkinson, of Phoe-
nix; Assistant Acknowledgement in
charge of the Department. A. ]. Samp-
son. of Phoenix.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
The aafh Ohio.

Editor National Tribune: Please give
a history of the 69th Ohio.-Garret II.
Fowler, Denison, o.
The 69th Ohio was organized in the
State-at-large from October, 1861. to
April, 1852. and after serving out two
enlistments finally mustered out July
II, 1865. 1t was commanded by Col.
Lewis d. Campbell, VINO resigned Aug.
9, 1862, succeeded by Col. VIM. B. Cas-
silly. who was dismissed Dec. 81 of the
same year. Col. Marshall F. Moore
then took command, resigning Nov. s..
1864, and at the time of final MUSTER
out Lieut-Col. Joseph H. Brigham was
In command. 1t belonged to Johnson's
Division. Fourteenth Corps, and lost So
killed and SO from disease, etc.-Editor
National Tribune.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
william sanborn Post, %.

Comrade George w. Howe, Past
Commander of William Sanborn Post,
98, Port Huron, Mich, writes that thru
the courtesy of the Library COMMITTEES
his Post has been given the use Of a
hall in the basement of the public IL
brary, and that the w. r. c. have fitted
out and elaborately furnished it. The
Corps will share its occupancy. 1t is
the permanent home of the Post and in
desirable location The Post expects
to have a large delegation at Salt Lake.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
A Fortunate Village.

A. w. Francis. De Ruyter. N. Y, says
that on May 80. 1905, he had a photo
graph made Of a group of % veterans
who attended memorial services, and
20 Of them are living to-day. This
should be considered Spite remarkable
in any place. but In the little village of
De Ruyter. which has only 1000 popu-
lation, there have been but two deaths
in two wears.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
The Prisoners Of War.

d. G. Young. Golden City, Mo-, Is
surprised that Congress pays no more
attention to the prisoners OF war, who
endured more to the square inch than
any other class of soldiers did to the
square mile. He knows whereof he
speaks, because he went thru the entire
experience until he succeeded in MAX
ing his escape. II Congress proposes to
do anything for him, 1t will have to be
done soon, as he is now 80 years old.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Raker's 1st CaJ

John Stanley, Soldiers Home, says
that he belonged to Co. G, Bakers 1st
Cal. which was, after Balls Bluff, the
list Pa. He enlisted in New York City,
and after his company had been in
camp of instruction on Long Island it
was sent with the regiment to Balti-
more, and then went to the front with
the California State colors flying. He
thinks he is the only one of the original
squad from which was formed the regi-
ment 40
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Officers Paw.

Editor National Tribune: VIII you
please inform me what is the pay of
Captain, First Lieutenant and Second
Lieutenant in the Regular Army at the
present time?-F. A. Rich, Westfield,
Mass.
A Second Lieutenant, not mounted.
gets 400 pay per annum. and IL
mountei $1,000. He receives 10 per
cent increase every five years. A First
Lieute1ant, not mounted, gets $1,000,
and $1,000 If mounted. A Captain,
mounted, gets $1,000; not mounted, ST.
500. These also have their pay In
creased 10 per cent for every five yeare'
service.-Editor National Txthrna.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
For Department Commander,

Many of the Vermont veterans are
advocating the election of Col. A. B.
Franklin, of Townshend, VT, for De-
partment Commander of Vermont. Col.
Franklin was Lieutenant-Colonel OF the
8th VT. and member of the Vermont
House of REPRESENTATIVES in 1900.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
A Vermont Soldier sentenced.

A. L. Summer. So. Woodbury., VT,
wants to know who was the Vermont
soldier sentenced to be shot for sleeping
on guard and whom President LINCOLN
pardoned. He would like to know what
regiment and company he belonged to,
and what section Of the State ne en-
listed from
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Where Is She Now2

G. G. Burlingame. 1921 Archwood
avenue southwest, Cleveland, o., says
that in 1854, while at City Point, he
went to the Sanitary Commission and
got pair of socks. In them was
note, signed by Mary E. Worthley, New
Boston. N. H. Who can tell where she
IL nnW2
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Andrew n. H;r Iov,nn,

Andrew H. Hill. Lexington, KY.
writes: II went thru the war from
1916 to 1s4s and was slave till 1864.
l enlisted June 20. 1864, and served till
April a.; 1865. l have been all the
time obedient to the laws and have re.
years old. think the Goyernmen,
should pay not less than $25 q month
pension. The old soldiers are dying ~
many hundreds Q week.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Christopher Maladv.

John P. Joyce, 102 N. Franklin street.
Wilmington, Del, wants to hear of
Christorhe. Malady, who left Whining
ton about six years ago for Pittsbure,
but 1t is believed that he went into the
ranch business in Colorado,
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
Land Laws of Hawaii.

George Kaiser, proprietor, Honokaa
Stables, H0nokaa, Hawaii is much dis
satisfied with the laws in Hawaii relative
to the acquisition Of land by men of small
means. and he sends us the following card
to show the hard conditions imposed upo0
intending homesteaGers:
AS IT SEEMED TO HIN.
From Judge.
A man who intended to take ND d
homestead claim, but did not know how td
do it, sought information Of a friend
about it. -.
Mike" said he, you've taken up
homestead. and | want to know what you
had to do to- prove up and earn your title
to the land"
"WelL Jerry, don't know the law.
word for word, concerning homesteadings
but it seemed to me Ike this: The Gov
ernment is willing to bet ye 16O acres eA
land agin $14 that We can't live on it five
years without starving to DEATH"
In Hawaii
Mike might have advised his friend
about as follows:
"Well, Jerry. don't know the law word
for word concerning homesteading. I've
been told that Philadelphia lawyer
couldn't make it out and it's no use to
try, for the real thing is carried around
under the commissioners hat. It's ona
thing today ard something else tomorrow.
They call that progress, and it is progress.
In no other country can We find walk
ing land law. They work it about like
this: After being hard pressed by the
common lads, such as you and 1, they split
off few small chips from the public do
main which the planters will not lease at
any price: then they put on All upset
price, That means the limit of a guilty.
consci nee. It's then put up at auction
to determine which of the applicants are
the most foolish, and knocked down to
the biggest suckers in the bunch. Theu
We enter into an agreement to pay tha
fancy price with eight per cent interest
payable semi-annually in advance. After
that, it don't take long till your pulse IS
normal and the land fever is gone out Oh
your system forever-the very sight %
land makes ye sick"
The National tribune., 1909-05-13

to save us fellows, and. you bet, we
were glad to see them. would like to
hear from those boys in the crib. They
belonged to the I'd Minn.-John w
The National tribune., 1909-05-13

Free, positively free, S1.00 box of KEEL
logg's Safe Fat Reducer, to every sufferer
from fat, just to prove that it actually re.
builds up your health at the same time.
/ want to send you without a cent of ey3
pense on your part this S1.00 package of
what ! am free to call really wonderful
fat reducer.
Ny treatment is prepared scientifically.
1t does not stop or hinder digestion; on
the contrary, it promotes proper digestion
and assimilation of food, which 80 fat
people in a hundred haven't got, and that's
why they are fat.
The National tribune., 1909-05-13
NO WRINKLES.

You should have no fear, after being re-
duced by Kellogg's Safe Fat Reducer, that
youS loss of weight will result in wrinkles,
as Is usually the case with so many treat
ments used for flesh reduction
II you are too fat don't fall to fill out
free coupon below and mail today. ~