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Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
cEsSPooLs

CEssPOOLs CLEANED OUT BY THE RED
Cross Sanitary company in one to two
loads $3.50 per load: no other charges.
Phone $1,000 1O-1-tf
IMPERIAL CEssPOOL PUMPING CO.
We take out largest load. West $3.50; !;
22O40. 6-lO-tt
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
BIRTHS
GIRLS

BOWMAN-To Jack H and Frances H. Row
man, 1927 South Los Angeles street
ROTHUIZEN-T Anton and Wilhelmina
Rothuizen 11l5 East Forty-third street
BERNARD-To Frank and Julette L. Ber-
nard. 645 North Boyle street
HEXINA-To Cratan and Marie HeXina, 337
Commercial street
JONEs-To Walter and Ada Jones, 2119 Vio-
let street
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
ROSEDALE CEMETERY

An Endowed Memorial Park noted for its
natural beauty; endowment fund for per-
petual care, over s250.0o0; modern receiv-
Ing vault, chapel. crematory and colum-
barium; accessible; city office, SUITE
s02-9O6 EXCHANGE BLDG, N. E. Cor.
Third and Hill SITS Phones Main 909;
A862s Cemetery office. 1881 w Washing
ton st phones 72s5s. West 80. 6-2-12m
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FOB RENT
Rooms-Furnlshed
Nice SUNNY Rooms

Running water. cars for all parts OF the
city stop at the door. Courteous treat
ment; popular prices; translents or per-
manent THE METZ. 21S N. Main St
11-5-1mo
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ADVERTISERS


Count six average words as one line.
No ad. accepted for less than the price
of three lines.
The Herald reserves the right to revise
advertisements and TO reject or omit ana
refund the amount paid.
Report promptly to the classified man
ageT failure TO get returns or experience
with fraudulent or dishonest advertisers
Two or more insertions are better than
one. Try u three-time ad. Results almost
certain for anything.
For contract solicitors and advertising
advice call
SUNSET MAIN 5000
HOME 10211
AND ASK FOR CLASSIFIED MANAGER
SPECIAL RATES
Want ads. 1c a word each insertion
Rooms for rent, lines, times;
Rooms with board. lines. times
Is CENTS
HELP WANTED-Mnle and female. .
lines, 8 times,
rs CENTS
SITUATIONS WANTED.
FREE
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
Weather Conditions

Following MAXIMUM and minimum temper
atures are reported from eastern stations for
previous day: Chicago, 5O-4o; New York, AZ
26. Omaha. 4S-46.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
CHURCH NOTICES
Christian Science Services

SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST, sCIEN-
TIST, at Ebeu hall, Eighteenth and Fig
ueroa streets Services sunday. IL a. m
and 8 o. m; sermon from the Christian
science Quarterly; subject God the only
cause and Creator" Sunday school $3.50 a
m; wednesday evening meeting at o'clock
Reading rooms 7O4 Herman w. Hellman
building. Spring and Fourth streets, open
daily, Sundays excepted from a. m. to 3
p. m. AA--'
NOTICE TO CHURCHEs-COPY FOR ALL
church notices for the Saturday and sun
day morning issues is requested to be
turned IN at The Herald office by Friday
noon ~ possible This will assure proper
classification and publication. 3-ll-f
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
GIRARD HOUSE

115 EAST THIRD ST.
All outside rooms: central location; eieVa-
tor service steam heat; 90 rooms with pfl-
vate bath; rent as low as $3.50 per week.
11-19-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
THE WEATHER

Los ANGELES, Dec. /, 1909.
Time Barom. Their, Hum windVlclweather
3: 3. M m: 5SS5 sSS5 g g SR sW 6:s5 Clear
Maximum temperature sc.
Minimum temperature AZ.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
Rows
DEATHS

SIEVERT-To Albert H and Mary V. Siey
ert, g74 Kensington road.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
pENIEI. HOUSE

227 s. MAIN, OVER FENIEL HALL
Light airy rooms in business center, Clean,
moral and safe place to stay. Rates Sbc 10
81 day; s175 to 81 week. Phone Bdway 2O56.
v '' l1-19-3mo
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
HOTEL WESLEY

sS3 EAST FOURTH ST.
go, -, hoat bot and cold water MISS M
Ii-19-1mo
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HOTEL SOUTHERN

SEVENTH AND wESTLAKE AVE.
Warm rooms with the best table board
one OF the best family hotels In the West
lake district. Home 51G40. Sunset Temple
7S7. u~sl-h
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02

It's as easy TO secure bargain in a used
automobile. through want advertising. as II
used to be-and still is-to secure hor.'
and carriage
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02

TO LET-NEw BUILDING NEW FURNI-
TURE
Westlake Apartments
427 ALVARADO ST.
Take any car going TO Westlake Park.
Phones: 53O6s Temple 1886. h-ls-lno
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
BUILDING PERMITS

The following permits were issued by the
chief inspector of buildings yesterday and
classified according to wards:
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
CARPET CLEANING

Incorporated w. C. CLINE. president
sS3 s. OLIVE ST. Tel. Home g2SSO: Sunset
Main 211 9-1a-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
GEM ETERIEs
INGLEWOOD PARK
CEKdETEDU

4
Two miles outside the city limits. on the
Los Angeles and Redondo Ry.: 900 acres
of perfect land with improvements out.
CHASING any cemetery on the coast.
2OI s. Broadway. Room 2O2. Phonesi
FsSO3. Main A659. Supt. Phone A059S.
ellie months
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
Hotel Seville

732-734 s. FLOWER ST.
One OF the finest family hotels in the city.
Newly furnished throughout; steam heat;
hot and cold water; electric lights; European
plan Only short walk from Broadway.
Phones; Main s5ls; F655S. h-lI-n
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
PHYSICIANS

DIR, HICKOK. DIR. HICkOh'
SPECIALIST FOR WOMEN.
Treats all diseases of women under a pos
itive guarantee Ladies' who have formerly
paid for each treatment. whether benehted
or not, will appreciate the difference. Pay
only for satisfactory results. Charges mod
crate.
DR. HICKOK gives modern antiseptc
treatment and patients are in no danger
of blood poison or infection. Everything Is
sterized before use.
DIR. HICKOK provides a private home, with
nursing for women in confinement Expert
care and home comforts at reasonable rates
Connnements by modern methods are sate
and free from pain. .
DIR. HICKOK gives personal attention 70
every case Consultation is free and conn
Dental in all troubles Any woman not sat
isned with her condition is invited to cali
for free consultation and free exapination
DIR. HICKOK carefully examines every case
and gives an honest opinion and reliable ad-
vice free X-ray examination made wheh
necessary. II a case Is accepted for treat
ment a cure Is guaranteed. Moderate charges
for satisfactory results. Terms can be al
ways arranged Hours 10 to 4: sundays 10
to l. Phone FS236 for appointment at
other times. -
11-2i-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
BUSINESS PERSONALS

LADlEs-AsB YOUR DRUGGIST FOR
Chlchestcrs pills. the Diamond brand; for
rs years known as best, safest always re-
liable. Buy OF your druggist; take no
other. Chichesters Diamond brand pills are
sold by druggists everywhere. s-S-stt
BRING ME YOUR OLD ACCOUNTS. l
having IA years experience collecting In the
city Of Los Angeles and vicinity. Call and
see me- 50l Mason Bldg. ROBERTS LAW &
COLLECTION co. Main 30l5, F630. l1-27-6
LADIEs-DR. LaFRANCo'S COMPOUNDi
safe, epeedy regulator 25 cents Drug
gists or mail Booklet free. DIR. La
FRANCO. Philadelphia, Pa 6-2-ttsS
SI.5O PER 1000 FOR REAL BUSINESS
cards; delivered in "a hours. BROWN
PRINTING CO, 920 Merchants Trust bldg
1l-2-t
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
BICYCLE REPAIRING

lROUP, TIL BIKE MAN, RE-
pairing. 1000 S. Main. So. 4945.
11-3-2mo
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PATENTS PATENT ATTORNEYS


PIONEER PATENT AGENC 1- ttAAA4sD -
sTRAUSE. Established 81 years Amer!'
can and foreign patents secured and traus
marks registered. 639 Citizens Bank bldg,
Home Al493; Main 2522. PATENT BOON
T1Tu o-22-f
PATENTS AND TRADEMARKS, ALL COUN-
tries A. H. LIDDERS. patent lawyer ana
solicitor, 6l2 Trust Bldg. cor. 2d and Spring.
11-e-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
WANTED
Help-Male

GOOD BOYS BETWEEN
ages of IA and II to carry routes south
OF Seventh and east of Figueroa' ana
also two good boys to carry routes In Pico
Heights; routes pay 50 and $40. ASK Tor
MR.. POWERS at the Herald office after
p m. or call up Bdway 1924. ll-ls-u
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02

NO EXPENSE TO LEARN ELECTRICITY.
plumbing, bricklaying. automobillng on con-
tract Jobs in few months time. No appren-
ticeship or helpers work. Catalog free.
UNITED TRADE SCHOOL CONTRACTING
CO., 232 Also at, Los Angeles. 10-4-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-02
The MiSSOula

672 West Washington
Sunny, 2 and 3 room apartments. with pri-
vate bath; all conveniences. Gaks University
or Washington e. car line. s-S-tf
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
SAYS PEPSIN CANNOT
CURE SOUR DYSPEPSIA

1t is now becoming generally known
to physicians that the extended preva-
lence Of Indigestion and dyspepsia,
and the apparent inability of the med
ical profession at large to deal with
them, is in a large part due to the
exaggerated Importance attached to
pepsin in the treatment of this class
Of maladies. Pepsin, it has been
found, will act only in an acid me-
dunn. Alkalinity destroys it's value.
On the other hand, the intestines, the
function Of which is to select the
nourishment and eliminate the waste,
are always alkaline in reaction. Con-
seQuently where there is fermenta-
tion and gas in the intestines, pepsin
is absolutely inert and valueless
In order that this poison and waste
matter be thoroughly eliminated, in
stead Of being given out by the intes-
tines to spread disease thru the
system. 1t is necessary that the fer
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
GOLF TRACED TO NOSES DAY.
scotchnan Tells of Famous Game at
the Red Sea Crossing.

That the game Of golf is Of more an
cient origin than generally supposed
was made clear recently to the mem
bers of the Arsdale Golf club, who as
sembled in Englishs hall, East Or
ange, N. j., for their annual dinner,
says the New York World. President
Angus Sinclair, whose name is evil
dence enough that he came from the
land where golf is next to religion in
the hearts of the people, was the man
to lay the history of the game before
his hearers.
"A few days after the Israelites
finished their toilsome tramp over the
rocky bed of the Red sea-" said Mr..
Sinclair, Moses and Aaron went out
for q friendly game Of golf on the
sand bunkers along the seashore.
"a fisherman's house happened to
obtrude itself between Moses and the
first green. The great law giver was
not ratified, however. He grasped his
mashie with firm hold, sending the
ball over the house Directly into the
hole. Then Aaron turned in wrath
and exclaimed: Look here, Moses,
govt is govt, and didna COON out tae
sac MAR o your miracles. Caddie,
COON ava hahn; we Gamma stand that
kind O. ply.
THAT historical incident proves
that Aaron doubted the skill Of his
famous brother, a sentiment that finds
no place among the members Of the
Arsdale Golf club respecting the skill
of their fellow members"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
WATER SIMPLY HAD TO FALL.
Would Have Been Considerably More
Remarkable IL Ii Had Not.

Bradley Martin, Jr who has mar
ried Miss Phipps of Pittsburg, has a
dry humor that has been likened to
Mark Twain's. On his last visit to
America the young man went to Nj
agara for the first time.
He was accompanied on his tour by
a Harvard instructor who admires
nature profoundly. The instructor
hoped to see Mr.. Martin impressed, al
most overcome, by Niagara's gran
deur. The young man, for a joke, was
determined to disappoint his friend.
Their first view of the falls was by
moonlight. The great wafer was beau
tful under the pale light of the moon,
and the air was filed with deep,
sweet music. Mr.. Martin really was
moved, but he yawned, lighted q
cigarette, and said:
Lets be going"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

These men in conference work out the
campaigns that come up to u.s.
They decide on mediums, selling plans
and copy. They devise new ways to
awake human interest. From all the
facts before them, they select the few
to discuss.
They consider trade conditions and
competition. They work out all selling
problems. Each, from his wealth of cx-
perience contributes ideas. And one may
be sure that there is no possibility which a
Board of such men overlook
It costs us about ST minute to keep
one of these Boards in session. And the
only way in which the money comes
back is through the multiplied power of
the advertising.
To these Boards are due the scores of
successes which give us our splendid pres
tige.
Small accounts grow to large ones; for
tunes are wrought from failures; brilliant
successes come from semi-successes, be-
cause of what these men do.
Let US give you facts and figures,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

The writer of this ad receives salary
of ST. 900 per week.
He receives it solely because of result
getting powers. Because of the scores
of successes which he has helped to Gre
ate. Because of what he has learned, by
twenty years of experience, in multiply
ing the power of dollars.
He is one of staff which is known to
comprise the ablest ad-writers which the
field has developed.
He is one of the many men who, work
ing together, have made Lord & Thomas
the greatest advertising agency in exist
ence.
Let him tell you, from the copy side,
what this agency means to you.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
The Absolute Need For
COOPERATION

No advertising campaign can be wise
ly entrusted to any one mar, no matter
what his ability.
We employ the best men that we know.
We attract them from everywhere by
salaries such as no one else pays. Yet
we do not trust even the smallest cam
paign to any one man alone.
Advertising has many pitfalls, and no
man can know them all.
Advertising deals with human nature,
with all its likes and dislilles, vagaries
and prejudices. Rarely can one man
measure correctly the world to which we
appeal.
One man has limited knowledge, linn
tied powers and ideas. We must multiply
men to get from advertising. the utmost
of its possibilities.
Where so much is at stake, it would
be rash to leave the result to a one-nan
power.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
TENDENCY OF
THE TIMES
TENDENCY OF MEDICAL SCI
ENCE TOWARDS PREVEN-
i've MEASURES.
Pneumonia, One Of the Most Dan
gerous and Often Fatal Dis
eases, Can Be Prevented.

The tendency Of medical science is toward
preventive measures. The best thought of
the world is being given to the subject. Il
is easier and better to prevent than to cure.
Il has been fully demonstrated that pneu-
monia, one Of the most dangerous diseases
that medical men have to contend with, can
be prevented by the use of Chamberlains
Cough Remedy. Pneumonia always results
from q cold or from an attack of influenza,
(grip), and it has been observed that this
remedy counteracts any tendency Of these
diseases toward pneumonia. This has been
fully proven in many thousands of cases in
which this remedy has been used during the
great prevalence Of colds and grip in recent
years, and can be relied ON with implicit
confidence. Pneumonia often results from
slight cold when no danger is apprehended
until it Is suddenly discovered that there is
fever and difficulty in breathing and pains in
the chest, then It is announced that the
patient has pneumonia: Boon the safe side
and take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as
soon a. the cold is contracted. It always
cures.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

+mentation be checked, and the forma-
ton of poisonous gases stopped.
1t is important and gratifying to
know that any good neutralizing mix
ture will do this. One Of the best
Of these can be made up as follows:
One-half ounce sodium phosphate,
one ounce essence of sealmint, half
teaspoonful good baking soda, enough
water to make eight ounces. dose,
two teaspoonfuls before. each meal.
It is said that this mixture acts d.
rectly upon the intestines, correcting
acidity, checking fermentation, and
placing them in proper condition to
receive fresh chyme from the stom-
ach.
It would have been well If these
facts had been generally known long
ago Cut this out aid save it. You
may need it, and any .dr4ggist can
make you TINS neuHAAid4 mixture,
or you can mix 1t .,~ varseif athoms.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
His Saturday Niqhs.

The pretty, broad-faced, blue-eyed
woman was telling how 1t happened
that her husband came home 80 late
of Saturday night.
when he goes to get shaved for
Sunday" she said, che waits SO long
for the line that gets there before him
that he goes to sleep in the chair
while he is being shaved. Then the
barber, who is friend of his, let's him
sleep as Ions as he likes after he has
finished with him. But don't see how
he can fall asleep with . dangerous
razor scraping all over bis face. I
couldn't. Could you?"
ut isn't the most plausible excuse
ever heard" said one to whom the
question was put, but 1t ought to pass
on account of It's originality"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
Australian Barmaids.

It is telegraphed from Sydney that
the American sailors were much at
tracted by the novelty Of pretty bar
maids" The barmaids of Sydney and
Melbourne are the prettiest in the
world. They are mostly recruited
from Tasmania, the insular state Of
the commonwealth, which has been
christened the "Circassia Of the Col
onies," on account Of the surprising
loneliness of its daughters, several OF
whom have found their way into the
select pages of Dod and Debrett.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
The FIjttino.


Meath the street lamps flicker she
stood and wept softly. A gentleman
approached her.
"My good woman" he said; "per-
haps l can help you il you are in
trouble
Trouble" said the good woman, be-
tween her sobs; "it isn't the word.
Everything-everythings against us
even the moon"
II am afraid, my dear woman, that
you have absorbed some foolish super
stition."
NO, amt sir, but It's true. Here's
me at work all day packing up, and
now I've heard that there's going to
be an eclipse"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

His poor friend was thunderstruck
at such Indifference.
why" he cried, where are your
eyes? Aren't you amazed? Aren't you
impressed? Aren't you transported"
"Of course not" said Mr.. Martin
What is there here to make such
fuss about?"
Look cried the Harvard man,
"look how that mighty river pours
over into that deep abyss"
WELL said Mr.. Martin, what is
there to prevent it?"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
A Sign of Warning.
(Lippincott'S

A German tavernkeeper, while cross
ing the Atlantic, accosted steward
and inquired doubtfully:
Eve no can smoke here, yes?"
Instead Of replying the attendant
pointed to as ign which read:
Smoke here, not aft"
The German was so pleased with the
pantomime that he mem orized the
words that appeared upon the sign.
A month later he returned to his ma
tive country and had a huge placard
posted in the barroom of his tavern.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
Advisory Boards

So we employ, on every problem, what
we call Advisory Boards.
These two Boards-in New York and
Chicago consist of twenty-eight men.
Each of these men is master of adj
vertising. Each is veteran of many Sue
cessful campaigns.
Each has been chosen, without regard
to expense, from the best men the adj.
vertising world has developed.
Each has vast experience; each we'll
proved ability. All of them live in a vor-
tex of advertising, where hundreds of ex-
periences constantly come up in review.
Together they become pretty nearly in
fallible.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
No Longer Southern State.

(FTOm the DenVer FepupEcan.J
With lapse Of time and increase in
population Missouri seems to become
less and less distinctly q southern
state. This is all the more worthy OF
comment because Of the intensity.
amounting almost to bitterness, of its
southern sentiment during period
continuing long after the close Of the
civil war.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
This Kind Of Copy
Costs $1,000 Per Week

names and instances. You VIII Sc az
founded to know what difference such
combinatios, makes
Back of these men are more than 200
people to carry out the work as directed
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

If you only knew what this service
would mean to you, you would write US
to call today.
We want you to know, 50 we have
written book which will ten YOU Ev-
cry man who spends dollar lin adver-
Using owes to himself its perusal. And
the book itself is brilliant example OF
Our advertising powers. Please send
this coupon for it.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27
No Extra Charge

We offer this service, on any account
we accept, for the usual agents commits
sion. This brilliant staff serves all our
clients at the price Of mediocrity.
So the best that all Of these men can
do costs no more than the commonplace.
Our revenue comes through expansion
When we make it succeed, the small acc
count grows big. Thus scores Of perma-
nent accounts are developed which any
one man might kill.
It is cheaper fer us to keep business
than get it. Cheaper to multiply one ae-
count fifty times over than to solicit fifty
new ones. We need to charge nothing
extra.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

The first to notice it was party OF
American tourists, who roared with
laughter as they read:
Smoke here, but not hereafter"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-01-27

grading OF schools and examinations
for promotion, and perform all profess
sional service necessary to assist the
county board Of education in carrying
out the rules and regulations of the
school system.
Text Books.
No publisher Of text books shall be
permitted to offer for sale text books
for use in any of the schools of the
state until he has entered into certain
agreements and contracts, and filed a
bond for the faithful performance Of
the same with the state board Of edu-
cation. Severe penalties are provided
for agreements as to prices, or for the
elimination of competition, or for the
offering Of any gift, favor or induce
ment Of any sort to school officers hav-
ing in charge the selection of text
books.
Text Book Uniformity.
The county board of education of
every county shall adopt uniform
system Of school text books for use in
all schools, except in independent dis
tricts maintaining a high school. Such
adoption shall be for five-year periods,
and substantially in the manner per-
mitted under statutes heretofore exist
ing.
Free text books may be provided
upon favorable decision of the electors
Of any county school district.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-14
Son Pays Father's Debts.

CRESTON, Ia, July l3-(Specia )-Ful-
filling the promise made to his dying father
thirty years ago, Judge Thomas Harris of
Lincoln, ILL.,. last week liquidated debts
amounting to between 5000 and 5000
among creditors at Bedford, this state. The
elder Harris was a farmer, and fortune.
the tickle Jade came not his way. He
lived for a time at Pottsville. and later
moved to a farm near Bedford On his
dying bed the memory of-the debts haunted
him and the son promised his father that
as soon as he was able he would meet
all Of the obligations. He kept a memoir
anda OF them all, and twenty-four years
ago he went TO Illinois, where he studied
law, and gradually worked himself UP to
his present position. of judge OF the circuit
court OF Illinois. to which he was recently
elected. Some OF the creditors at Bedford
had moved away, and some were dead,
but the money was paid to the heirs OF
those who were dead. and the drafts
placed in the hands OF the proper authorf-
ties TO reach those who had moved away.
and thus the son kept sacred the promise
made to a dying parent