The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-08-23
HUAOp or THE DAY

HUlAOR or THE DAY
Teacher-what is a hannel2-Johnny-
A body of water flown over py an az
ship.-New York Sun
Reformer-I wish could do somethins
T y me ener pGDes it on the handle Of your
umbrella.-Boston Transcript
.s-h. f.,ble SAYS: TAKE mo- thought for
the future" THAT'S ali right IN theory,
but 1 always buy a return trip ticket
when go TO the races.'-Houston Post
I'm glad to hear that your boy is get
ting to%n out foO Mee as HES got
toehold. He's the only doctor there
Does your wife cry when she gets
angry Yes" answered Mr. Meekt ton
tresses me so much as the humidity. -
Washington Star.
Patience-Peggy is very happy. Patrice-
She's engaged. isn't she? Patienee-Yes.
eyed, and he's looking at her all the time.
and no one can tell 1t but hersen-Hon-
DO you think baseball win ever get
foothold in England?' They, play Il
no They seT TyF0n seS Between 1f Innings
understand. "-Pittsburg Post.
First Guest-This place is healthy, isn't
it? Second Guest-It has been up to the
5 YnT That ito nf pS baSf Of spendne his
summers here. Now We have an opera
ton every week or so.-Life.
I'VE are told, you know" said the trifler
in love-, that the eyes are. just the win
T SoTr e eF sne heT hope interrupted the
6Eight girl "ySS notlss the signs a in the
lance except on BUSINESS "-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The English language is full of subtle
meanings and unexpected turns. Not long
ber Of naes asKsd a aS hs Business HOW
many people work id IN your SfLicea ne IN
abont t6.tbr sla t on them Youts
Companion.
Mrs. Stubb--Oh, John, what in the world
has happened to you? Why you look as
pale as q ghost. Mr.. stubbs-No wonder;
Went t. down three times before rescued
During that time / remembered every
Johni And-and did you remember that
letter gave you to mail last week?-Chi-
cago News.
Put me out when I have ridden quar-
ter's WORTH" said the passenger to the
sH.An right said the driver we viii
tumble out"@Norwick N. y sun
How much of an income do you think
you could live comfortably?" Il think
I could manage to be very comfortable
on about $1,000 year until my wife found
ea Gag RecorG-HeTai td"s mat "iu'"' ~
IF you want to be up-to-date Mrs.
flasher, you'Il have to get a sideboard,''
remarked young Slopay. And If you
ments soon. Mr.. Slopay," reJofned the
board: ''.chfcaEo News.
First Chappy-That-aw-AI Summers
is a deah girl, doncher know. Second
her, too.-Boston Record.
The Greeks were entering Troy in the
wooden horse. THE first Joy ride" they
chortled. Then the slaughter commenced.
New Servant-Am expected to do any
of the heavy work, nlum7 Housewife
Oh. no; / always make the bread and
cake myself.-London Express.
Did you ever write on an empty stom-
ach?' asked the mere man. "Siri"s ex-
claimed the literary person, II am a poet.
not a tattoo artfstH'-M A. p.
Kermit Gin the jungle)-why does the
hyena laugh, father? Theodore-Maybe
he asked the leopard II he ever tried ben
zine for changing HIS spots.-Boston
Transcript.
81 suppose you have read of the danger
in kissing?" he remarked tentatively 1T
have" she replied. but I come of a fam
lily noted for courage."-Loudon Tit-Bits.