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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
The New Roardar.

What did you say your name wasr' inquiries the landlady in hoarse whis. per. Camp"
 Ladies and gentlemen. this Is Mir. Grant" She waves you to vacant chair. The young lady on your right drops . half bow. The young gentleman to your left drops a pork chop. Thus, amid covert sneers. supercllious glances and general awkwardness. you take your place among an alien people. "A hash house introduction always reminds me of q minstrel show" de- clares the humorous boarder. ''Be seated, gentlemen; know each other and be acquainted"
 Whereat you must smile.
 Chase the cow this way" continues the humorous boarder in time honored reference to the niIk pitcher, whereat Iou must guffaw.
 You are always master of ceremO- nles." says young lady boarder to the humorous one. "As for me. I'n too timid'' iF WDy are you Gmid!'
 "Oh, I'm so litte."
 Sweet goods come in small pack ages"
 ''So does poison.''
 Fine old repartec, After dinner you ascend to your hall bedroom and won der if you will ever be at home in this company. But you know yon will Wlthin mouth you will be lending money 10 the humorous boarder and perhaps have a love affair started Puck
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
The Gnu in thA Zoo,

They've got gnu in the zoo. 1cs new gnu. That is to say, no one ever knew 1t there before. When it arrived it had very little coat Consequently it, was In d state of gnudity; hence, this new ditty we are composing on the subject.s But now 1t is no longer gnude That new gnu knew some thing and grew new coat for the cold weather If some people knew what that new Nubian gnu knew, they would keep their hair on.-London Scraps
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
A Corsican Vendetta.

Leeturipg on on s,The Land, of the Ven. detta" at the Royal Geographical so, ciety's headquarters, the Rev. T. T. Norgate said he had discovered in- stances of satYspdetta being being s'arlt4eaq al4a in in Corsica through a Dig getti.,.: into an. other mans field, yapp{ and this fal caused the loss of perhaps iihae,4 ',4- of lives and had made two faunir, 1e9,d'y enc mics for upward of :im ye"rS. The men who carried on ,s;ucA a vendetta would scorn to rdb hny toae Of a six penny piece,-London Globe. .., r,,-.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
FOR SALE H0t SEES

$2250-2202 South Cherry St X good desirable, modern res idence; Owner has fixed price to insure quick sale. $1150-1201 East Fifth avenue; Cottage rooms and hall; water and sewer connections; good repair; will sell on monthly payments. $1500-1203 East Fifth avenue; Cottage, , rooms and hall; water and so wer connections: will sell On monthly pay ments.
 $1250-192l East Fifth avenue; Cottage with rooms. hall, front and back porches. and summer kitchen; good repair; will sell on monthly pay ments-
 s1500-707 Texas St: rooms; good repair; desirable neigh borhoOd
 s22o0-415 East Second avenue; rooms, story in good re- pair; nice location for room CTS.
 $3500-5t5 East Sixth avenue: 10 rooms, ? story on paved street and car line: within four blocks of Union Station. S1500-523 East Sixth avenue: room cottage; conveniently located as to school and churches.
 $450-51l East 18th avenue: , room cottage.
 Sl25-52i East 18th avenue; 2 room cottage new and bar gain.
 sl2O0-12Ol South Cherry St; room cottage: water mad sew craze.
 S60O-908 East 18th avenue; , room cottage; newly built; must be sold.
 Farms S12.00O-260 acres, 16O in culti- vation, 200 timber, alluvial bottom, protected by levee; we'll improved and stocked. S2500-SO acres, 90 in cultiva- tion, 50 unimproved, suitable for fruit and truck: 2-story dwelling. barn, smokehouse and we'll.
 $9O0-4o acres. 2a in cultlva- tlon 1-2 miles from railroad station; Broom dwelling, stable and barn. $3O00-SO acres. 65 in cultiva- tion; 3 tenant houses. 2 barns, good orchard: 1-2 mile from Macadam road.
 Sl000-120 acres, 40 cleared. balance cut over; can be easily cleared; bargain for right man.
 $1300-S0 acres fine bottom land above overflow, partly deadened and ready for clear ing; bargain if taken at once.
 $2800-S2 acres prairie farm, near Olena, 5 miles north of Dewitt. Ark; has room dwelling, barn and fine or chard; suitable for rice cul- ture
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
Tongue TWisters.

Among brief tongue twislers tue fol- lowing are hard to beat: "The sun shines on the top signs:" "She says she shall sew q sheet;" 'The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's, sick" Some of Shakespeare's lines offer pitfalls tosthe rapid speaker 1nt'Atidsan,uier Nights Dream" We find. .f.W'henlio rough. in widest rage doth roar," and in the tame play
 Oh. Fates. come. come!
 Cut thread and pthrun; as .s. 5.~5..-= --s5ss,,r
 Quail. crush, conclude and ,que,l ! ='s-.s---London tshronicle. "
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
FOR SALE Vacant Lots

S1200-1-4 block. corner 12ts and Poplar; terms to suit pur chaser. s1000-2 choice building lots 7t1 140. Gibson add. 1 block of paved street and car line; 5000 each.
 $300--Lot 501150. Wiley Jones addition.
 $500-Lot 1 1-2 acres; Meyers addition.
 $100 Each--Lots 9 and 10, Blk. 4. Barney's add: owner leaY- ing town.
 s10-Cash and s10 per month, will buy choice of several building lots, situated in de- sirable neighborhoods and convenient to business, $600-Two lots 5Ox150 each; Senyard and Holdelness add. $500-Lot 50x150: Hanf's add. 350-Choice building lots in En- terprise add.
 S25-Choice building lots Tn suburbs Of city. $150-Lots 5, 6. [ and 8. in Monks Western add; will oe sold for s150 each. $600-Lot 100x30N Meyers sur yey. near Rutherford Park add.
 s12,000-13 acre track Of land conveniently located in South east part of city, suitable for manufacturing site or city ad- dition; this property is a bar gain.
 Timber Lands 1400-acres hardwood, 50 per cent oak. balance hickory and ash: ? l-2 miles from rail road; net price S2O.00 per acre.
 1000-acres. containing o00o II hardwood, such as gum, oas and ash; ? 1-2 miles from railroad; net price, $6.5o per acre. 1S0O-acres. 1-2 second bottom and 1-2 upland; heavily tim bered. with white oak, over cup and ash: price, $14.W per acre net
 90G0 acres hardwood and pine; mil, on land and in operation; situated on Cotton Belt Rail- road; will be sold at bar gain.
 100000 feet pine stumpage M Saline county, 2 to 4 miles from railroad; write for price $27 7,500-Entire holding Of mlli- ing interests, including 12 to 15 million feet yellow pine and hardwood, about 75 per cent hardwood, 25 per cen! pine; 27O0Aacres land, 1O50 or which goes with timber, bal ance from 2 to 10 years;. tim sber removal right; this prop, erty is easily worth $1O,ooo more than is asked for 1t. 40,O00-acres virgin timber, lying in Phillips and Desha coun- ties; will sell on reasonaoie terms.
 5600-acres hardwood and cy- press. all connected, in Lin- coin and Desha counties; ap- ply for prices and terms. S160-4O acres in sw nv sec. 9- Ali; 2 miles west of kearney, Ark; suitable for fruit anu vegetables.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
Her Hands Full.

Poor woman; sue has scarcely time to eat and sleep"
 Nonsense! Why. she is rich and has no duties whatever"
 But she tells me she reads all the latest novels S"-Cleyeland Leader.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
Stood Up For Him.

Dolan-So Casey was ruuuin me down an ye stood up for me? Gala hanoi did. G sig to him. Casey" sig Oi, we're honest an truthful an ye're no coward, an ye work hard an pay yer dibts, an ye don't get drunk an lick yer wolfe. but in other re spects ye're no better than Doian"- Puck
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
Not Quito So Bad.

Polly Prim-They tell me you are a dissipated young man. Now, I sup. pose you never see the sun rise Jack Rapidde-No: \ don't stay up quite that lats,--Philadelphia Record
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
importance of Towels.

! Do you! fully realize the importance of the vowel "e" in English? The tn- scription. "Prsrvyprfctmnvrkpthsprcp- tstn." over the Decalogue in an Eng fish country church. puzzled people for 200 years. Pepper 1t properly with
 ..e's'' and you may read, Preserve, ye perfect men; ever keep these precepts ten.", ",a Easy. isn't N7--Bostonl Globe,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
i Modest. Modern Man.

Whatever may be said of the modern man, le cannot be said to be lacking in modesty. While the ancients did their utmost to prove that they issued from the gods, we do our best to demon strate that we have descended from monkeys.-PAris Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
Fzvors.

Stelia-What were the favors at her dinner? Bella-Well. all the guests thought they did her favor by con- ing, and she thought they did her a favor by leaving.-New York Sun
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
MerAlvrloeat.

Young Thomas, afflicted with green apple pain in his midst, thus explained his condition to his mother: Mother, I've dot an awful bad pain right in the middle of my stomach. but the rest of me feels nnew-Lippincott's. F..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
$A;.3i
AND RETURN

SEE CHARLES ]. MADDING, DISTRICT MANAGER OF THE NA- TJONAL LIFE OF THE T. $. A.. UHiCA.O). HE CAN WRITE YOU ANY KIND OF A POLICY YOU WANT. 3-14 If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
SCREENS.
VETERINARY

DIR. F. c. HOSKINS-Succ cessor % Drs. Watson & Mason. Office at 109 East Court. Berlin's old stand. Old phone 1156. New phone 33o.
 Pinesalye, carbolized. thoroughly healing and cleansing antiseptic, soothes and stops pain. Sold by Dr, McCammon & Son.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
s4s.ss BOSTON AND RETURN s4S.sS

Tickets on sale daily, June 2oth until Sept. 3Oth: good for return 3O days from date of sale. $46.35 NEW 1Okh @ft''''
 AND RETURN Tickets on sale daily, June 2Oth to June 30; good for return 5o days from date of sale.
 H. x. ATWOOD. Agent
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A Little Too Young.

] News Ppesdr- -Hey's tAe fare here: Old Hoarder9Weil, we have chicken every morning. New Boarder-That's snrst rate! How Is 1t served? Old IBoarder-In the eggs.-Brooklyn Life,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09

In this world one must be little 'stoos kind Et0 b. kind enoughs-lfaris
 vaux .-s.essass .,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09

V feace rules the dly., .Hhere reeSot
 pulso the mind.lOoufnA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-09
Why She onened the Letter.

Willis-I'm sorry your wife opened that business letter sent you. Harris. iYou told me that she never opened your letters. Harris-She doesn't. as a rule, Willis. but. you see. you marked 1t 'private.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
LAUGH EVERY MINUTE :

A Feminine Necessity.

"Oh, John dear" cried the breath,
less wife as she appeared at the fam
lily residence just as the cook had re-
turned the soup to its kettle, I've
found such a hard time of it. I've
been shopping all day, and the stores
were terribly crowded
The husband uttered few com
monplaces as he wondered how large
a total the bill of the days purchases
would have.
you see, dear" continued the
weary woman, lit was the first pleas
ant day in a fortnight, and it was
very necessary for me to do some
shopping. | didn't have anything to
get but two yards more of that chaIlie
] bought the afternoon you went with
me-you remember"
"You bought them at Jones around
the corner" said the husband. Il
suppose they we're all out of it
On ! didn't go there until I'd been
everywhere else" she explained. u
told you wanted to do some shop
ping-but there, men never under
stand such things
Deep down in the bottom of his
heart he agreed with her. - Boston
Traveller.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
REBELS SURE TO WIN.

Washington. Dec. 12.-Senor Cas-
trillo, representative of the Nicaraguan
insurrectionists. today received a
cablegram from General Estrada head
declares that the revolutonsts are
strongly intrenched at Rama, and that
the forces of Zelaya are two days
march from the city. The cablegram
asserts that revolutionary victory is
certain, brt that following it the reyo.
lutionists will take no definite steps
until their program is approved by
Washington.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
sHERlFF's SALE.

BY virtue of special execution +
sned out of the clerks office of tic
county court Of Alexander county
and state OF Illinois, and TO me III
ERECTED, whereby. | ain commanded tc
make the amount of a certain iudg
Inent recently obtained against viii
liam AllerS in favor Of Perks & Hig
gins, out OF the lands. tenements
goods and chattels OF the said vii
liam Akers. have levied on the
following described property, to,wit,
The n. +, a n Il. a Sec 80 Town
ship No. II, Range one West and Tho
IS. Il. a n. Z. "A. Sec. 80. Township
| II Range one West
Therefore, according to said com
Imand. | shall expose for sale at public
auction, all the right, title and inter
lest OF the above named William
AkerS in and to the above described
property at t2) two o'clock D. NJ. or
Monday the 3rd day Of January, 1910
lat the southwesterly door of tn,
court house. in Cairo. Alexandcl
county. Illinois
Dated at Cairo, ILL.,, this 18th da,
VI December. 1900.
JAS. NJ NJ MANlfS,
Sheriff Alexander County.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
CREEL In WASHINGTON.

Washington, Dec. l2.-Enrique
Creel former Mexican ambassador to
this country, now here as special en-
voy for his government in the Central
American embroglio, arrived today
am will bring his mission before the
state deartment Tuesday. While insist
ing faith in the broad judg nent AMI
sound diplomacy" Of the state depart
ment. Senior Creel subtly indicated that
Mexico is not altogether in accord
with the vigorous measures employed
by the United States to bring the
Zelaya government to time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
ARE
BEING STARVED
ANOTHER FEATURE OF ZElAYA'S
REIGN OF TERROR IN
NICARAGUA.
BATTLE is EXPECTED
To Occur at Any Time, and Rebels
Will Undoubtedly Wn--WiIl
Then Wait Till U. S.
Sanctions Program.

Bluefelds, Nicaragua, Dec 12.--lt is
that in the reign OF terror now being
maintained at Managua, five hundred
persons Identified with political af-
sairs are in chains in the prisons. A
L fhoic society has been ordered to
&c Sc sending food to prisoners, and
these are in q fair way to starve. and
are allowed only two cents a day for
food. Corporal punishment is meteu
out daily to the various alleged of
tenders.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
SOME INDIAN CHARACTERISTICS.
Hatred Among Different Tribes Con-
Quoting Religious Service.

The Kickapoos are considered the
Ishmaelites of the Amerindtan race
by most of the other Amerinds. They
are looked down upon with eXCusable
suspicion and contempt by all honest
redskins They are cunning, crafty,
craven, cowardly, says writer IN
Omaha America, Like the ancient
Cretans, they are all liars, 1t is rath-
Ell strange that some Kicks managed
to get married to members Of most
other North American Indian tribes.
That, however, does not change their
lshmaeitish disposition.
Some relic hunter is trying to buy
or steal the rock on which twenty
eight Seminoles were sent to death at
Wewoka during the last thirty years.
A gentleman who witnessed most OF
the killing Of the criminals says that
most of them met death with extra
ordinary Indifference. Several even
smoked and laughed until the bullets
struck their hearts.
Long Tom Washington, the noted
Kickapoo Amerind who has large
and well stocked ranch on Paddydam
Creek, Creek Nation. is viewing the
street fair. He sold $500 worth of
cattle last week. Long Tom killed
four horse thieves who had stolen
seventeen horses from his yard, about
ten years ago. The whole killing OF
horse-flesh kidnappers caused much
counting, but Mr.. Washington finally
went clear
The Seminole Indian camp meeting
is an interesting aggregation All the
preachers are American Baptists.
They expound the gospel of Christ
and denounce the double statehood
scheme with remarkable vigor, vim
and vinegar, They handle Satan and
the Sequoyah tricksters without kid
gloves.
Our unsophisticated Indian visitors
never quit being charmed with and
astonished at the wonderful doings
of the monograph. They will peep
at the talking machine from every
direction, trying to see that loud
voiced man that sings and talks. and
they shake their heads about the in
visible white man hidden inside the
little magic talking machine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
New Education,

A member of a school board was
visiting a public school not long ago
when he encountered a small boy in
the hall
What are you studying, my boy?'
the visitor asked
Arithmetic and geography an
swered the boy,
And what are you learning in
arithmetic"
The boy thought for a moment then
he replied "Guzinta.'
''Guzinta?" said the surprised Of
fetal whats that"
why don't YOU know" said the boy.
Two gu2inta four, three guzinta six,
four guzinta eight, five gnzinta ten, '--
lippinc0tt's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

amusing to see In a we'll regulated
lroq '0is house the mortar in one cor
ner and the ice cream freezer in the
other. Almost as amusing is Il 10
stand en- The ball ground and hear
Caruso singing from a photograph
While noi 100 yards away the Long
House rocks and swings to the stamp
and yell Of The war dance.-New York
Sim ,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

A prisoner within these last few
days appeared at our county Jail
bringing his own commitment. The
constable, he said, was busy in his
harvest and could not come with him
1t was not TIL after he had giyen. his
word and honor that he was the per
son named in the commitment that he
was admitted From the Staaordshlre
'Engl Advertiser of September, 1909
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
TRAIN JUMPS TRACK.

Lincoln. Neb.. Dec 12.-Thc Den
ver-Chicago east bound express train
on the Chicago, Burlington 4 Quincy
road. was derailed at Exeter, fifty
miles west of Lincoln, this morninS
Two passenger cars. the engine, bag
gage and mail cars left the track
Eight passengers We're injured, only
one severely.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
WASHING WITHOUT WATEp
ts Like Trying 10 Get Rid Of Dendrun
WftIteut Hernlcfde.

WItbeut Herplcide.
Did you ever see any one trying TO
wash themselves without soap or
water2
II you did what would yeu say Of
him?
1t Ii every bit as foolish to try to &c,
rid of Dandruff and TO prevent Raid-
ness by feeding the germs watch cause
IT, #ith Canihr6rdes. T,.-el!rc G3yqef-
inc and similar substances which farm
the principal Ingredients of most So
called Hair Eigors
Newhro's 1Ierplclde Il successful he
cause il attacks and KRIS TIE parasii'
germ which feeds on the hair roots.
It is the original and orlr Fenuli,
scalp -ermiciie manufactured,
Sold by lending drurgiSts Snni iAc
/ star,ps for sample 10 The Herpiel.le g..
Dctto. Mich.
On tons Lrr><sa guaranteed Pt@
IT, Schuh n Snns specia, agents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
Woman's Retort.

Kudyard kipling slandered woman
by defining her as "a rag and alboae
and a hank OF hair" but a I4ouacon.
ing lady, seven years married gets
back rhythmically with this synopsis
Of man: "A jag and drone and
a tank Of air, "~-Springfleld Repub.
lican.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
Curious Condensations.

The last quarterly sales of ivory in
London. in January. amounted to 75A
tons.
More bread is eaten in France per
!. capita than IN any other European
country except Belgium ssEE
Within a circle Of Go miles in dia-
meter with its center in New York,
there are more telephones than in all
Great Britain.
The United States annually produces
more oats than any other country in
the world-754 600, 600 out of 3,5S2,-
600 900 bushels.
False teeth of ivory. on a plate of
the same material and held IN place
by gold Wire were in comparatively
common use as early as 1000 b. G.
Last year The British Admiralty
abolished the use of carrier pigeons.
as the result of the demonstrated
success of wireless telegraphy, The
French admiralty is about to adopt
the same course.
Congress now has seven Smiths
three in he Senate and four in the
House. The States contributing the
seven Smiths are Michigan. which
gives Two; Maryland. Texas, Iowa Cal
ifornia and South Carolina
Chicago's Council Finance Commit
tee has discovered that the way to
economic is to economic, 1t re-
Gently ordered the abandonment and
sale Of all city automobiles except
those used by the chiefs Of the Fire
and Police Departments and their as
sistants
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
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GIVilIzailon Denf1ru.

An inquirer wants us TO define civil
iza'lon. Suppose we say it Is the
process of learning TO use dangerous
Dolls liberty, luxury. wealth, edrnal
zion, organizations art, music they
are all dangerous. Civilization ex-
poses us to them all. Harpers
Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
U. S. S. DIXIE AT COLON

Colon, Dec, 12.-The United States
transport Dixie. with 700 marines
aboard, which sailed from Philadel-
phia Dee G, arrived here and pro
ceeded to Cristobal, where cars were
waiting to transport the men, pro
VISITORS and ammunition to Panama,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

Alice-I suppose Isabel is complete
" reconciled to the loss of her first
husband, isn't she? Emily-Oh' yes.
but they say her second husband prob
ably never will become reconciled to
lt.-Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

A Pennsylvania burglar was sen.
fenced to 80 years Imprisonment for
stealing 90 bushels Of wheat. Nova.
days burglars will do we'll to read the
market reports, leave the cereals
alone and eontine their attention TO
silvcrware. jewelry and other less
rOs j. commodities. wa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

No need to ask the ancestry of the
Queensland statesman who, in the
legislative assembly of that British
colony, made this lucid observation:
They'll keep cutting the wool OFF
the sheep that lays the golden eggs
until they pump it dry! "-Springfield
Republican.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

Miss prim.-When ! marry am de
termined that my husband shall dress
in good taste.
Miss Cayenne-But you must re.
member, my dear Miss prim, the re-
cipe on How to Dress Husband.
1t begins like this First catch him"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

How is it that Julia Is so lealons
and ouarrelsome? She used to have
such sweet Disposition Il know.
hut the past year she has been singing
in a church choir. Baltimore Amer
lean
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
She Was Willing.

Mr.. Breezy of Boston ttenderlyl--
Miss Miggles, will you-er--meet me
in the cleaning?
Miss Miggles Of Milwaukee eager
lyl--Any old place, you say, Mr..
Breezy, Where is it and how do you
get there?--Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

Frugal North Briton lin his first ex'
nerjence OF a taxi)--H ere, mon, stop.
| hae a weak heart. ! Gamma stand
that hnag't wee machine o yours
markin' up thae tuppences.-Punch
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

Irascible Lieutenant tdown engine,
room tube): SIS there blithering
idiot at the end of this tube?'
Voice from the Engineroom: Not
at this end, sir."--Punch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

Young Golightly Ito pretty GIRLS
the seat next you engaged. miss?
Miss--No: but am. And he's go.
ing to get in at the next station!--
Comic Cuts.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13

"How much of an income do you
think you could live on comfortably"
II think | could manage to be very
comfortable on about $4,000 year
until my wife found out that | was
getting that much. '-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
All For Her.

90 YOU really love me, hubby
why do you suppose | wear these
fringed pants and this tramp make
up? Merely to appear eccenjric"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-13
TYPEW RITERS.
WANTED.

WANTED--Young men to learn
automobile business by mail and pre-
repair men. We make you expert in
ten weeks; assist you to secure posi-
ton. Pay big; work pleasant; demand
for men great; reasonable; write for
particulars and sample less n. oEm-