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The bee., 1909-05-06
Lived 1852 Years.

VIM. Parr-England' Oldest man
married the third time at 100,
worked In the fields till 1872 and liy-
ed 20 years longer. People should
be youthful at 80. James Wright,
of SpurlOck, KY, shows how to re-
main young. II feel Just like a l6-
year-Old boy" he writes, "after
taking six bottles of Electric Bitters
For thirty years Kidney trouble
made life a burden, but the first bot
tie OF this wonderful medicine con-
WINGED me l had found the greatest
cure on earth" They're a gOdsend
10 weak, sickiy rundown or old peo-
pie. Try them.
Only SOC. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-05-06

your baby9 You wonderA Nv he
cries. Buy a bottle Of Nnite's
Cream Vermifuge aud he viii never
the mothers don't know it. Whites
Cream of Vermifuge rids the child
of worms and cleans out its system
in a pleasant way. Every mother
should keep bottle of this medicine
IN the house. With IL fear need
never eutsr her mind. Price 25c.
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee., 1909-05-06

Time That Pat Got cIorIousIy Even
with the Doctor. a

Pat had had trouble with his eyes
and a friend having advised him "a
consult an ocullst, he went a few days
I ago to see DIR. W, a distinguished
specialist. for relief. On his arrival at
the doctors office he found the usual
large number Of patients in the ante
room awaiting attention, and though
he was in a great hurry he was forced
to wait several dreary hours before his
turn came. He lost and regained his
temper several times in the interim
but when all was over and he found
himself out upon the street with the
half day spent, indignation over the
loss Of valuable time was the predomi.
nant note In his feelings
But OF had me revingel" he ejacu.
lated with broad smile, as he told his
friend Mike about it afterward. "Oi
don't tink he'll keep me waitin again
loike thot."
"Phat did ye do to 'um?" asked
Mike.
Sure an OF whit back tn next
day" said Pat. "Oi got there at nome
by the clock an livery tonne they said
twas me turn to go in OF said ord
wait an let some other felly have me
place, ontil the clock sthruck twilve,
an thin OF whit in. Well, says he,
'phwat can OF do for yez this mornin',
PatT 'Nawthin',' says OF, lookin' him
shquare in the eye as OF turned on me
heels and lift the room. Bedad, OF
don't believe he knows yit what
sthruck 'um!"-Harper's Weekly.
The bee., 1909-05-06
A Relations Author,s Statement.

Rev. Joseph H. Fesperman, Sails.
bury, n. c., who is the author of
several religious books, writes I:
For several years 1 was afflicted
with kidney trouble and last winter
/ was afflicted with a severe pain IN
kidneys and was confined to bed
eight days unable to get up without
assistance. / had to get up several
times during the night. l COM
menced taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy and the pain gradually
abated and finally ceased. the irreg-
ularities disappeared and / can
cheerfully recommend FOley's Kid
ney Remedy"
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Won't Slight a Good Friend.

IF ever need cough medicine
again l know what to GET" declares
Mrs. A. l.. Alley, of Beals, Me-, "for
after using ten bottles of DR.. Kings
New Discovery, and seeing its excel
lent results in my convinced it IS
the best medicine made for coughs,
colds and lung trouble" Every one
who tries il feels just that way.
Relief Is felt at once and it's quick
cure surprises you. For bronchitis,
Asthma, hermorrhage, Group, la
grippe, sore throat, pain, in chest or
lungs It's supreme. SOC and $l.00.
Trial bottle free.
Guaranteed by all leading drug
gists.
The bee., 1909-05-06
The somewhat Educated.

The somewhat educated girl, known
as a young lady" looks upon cooking
not as an art but merely as the "menl-
ar work Of the hired person.
The lady stenographer, telegrapher,
saleslady, private secretary, depart
ment store employe, etc, look at cook
Ing from above downward" not to
mention the dainty college-bred "soci.
ETY. girl"
II cooking were made a regular
study In all our public schools as we'll
as in our girls colleges this senseless
disdain for doing what keeps us all
alive would certainly disappear In the
course OF time.-The National Food
Magazine.
The bee., 1909-05-06
II Yon Don't

succeed the first time use Herbine
and you will get instant relief. The
greatest liver regulator. A positive
cure for constipation, dyspepsia,
Malaria, chllls and all liver COM
plants. Mr.. q, of Emory Texas,
writes: my wife has been using
Herblne for herself and children for
five years. 1t 10 sure cure for con-
stipation and malaria fever, which
is substantiated by what it has done
for my family.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated. drug department.
The bee., 1909-05-06

If you desire clear complexion
take FOley's Orino Laxative for
constipation and liver trouble as II
cleanses the system and purifies the
blood and blotc hes soon disappear.
Foley's OrInU Laxative cures
chronic constipation by restoring
the natural action of the bowels and
you do not have to take medicine
constantly.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-05-06
One q the Remark.bIe ca....

He began after the usual form, to-
wit: '-
Il have q little boy at home who"
They interrupted him after much
the usual form, to-wit:
Pardon me. old man, must be
going along. Sorry l can't wait, but
I'm due at the office"
"Just minute" he urged, button
boiling the two nearest 1T won't take
me q minute"
They sighed and resigned them
selves.
"All l want to say" he went on, "is
that l have little boy at home who
never said bright thing in his life"
They grasped his hands with a
thankfulness that could find no ex-
preston in words. and then he added:
Hes too small He can't talk yet"
The bee., 1909-05-06
Best For Women and Children.

On account of its mild action and
pleasant taste OriuO Laxative Fruit
Syrup is especially recommended
for women and children. It does
not nauseate or grippe like pills and
ordinary cathartics. Orino Laxa-
tive Fruit Syrup aids digestion aud
stimulates the liver an bowels with
out irritating them. Remember the
name Orlno and refuse substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-05-06
smashes all Records.

As an all-round laxative tonic and
health-buIlder no other pills can
compare with DR., Kings New Life
Pills. They tone and regulate
stomach, liver and kidneys, purity
the blood, strengthen the nerves (;
cure constipation, dyspepsia, bill
iOusness, Jaundice, hea dache, chills
and malaria. Try them.
zoe. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Cheerfully Recommended for Rheu
matism.

O.G. HIgbee, Danville, ILL.,, writes
Dec. 2, 1901: "About two years ago
L was laid up for four months with
rheumatism. l tried Billiards. Snow
Imminent; one bottle cured me. /
can cheerfully recommend it to all
suffering from like affection. 25c,
soc and 81.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-05-06

There is danger of spring cold
developing into chronic bronchitis,
pneumonia or consumption. To
avoid serious results take FOley's
Honey and Tar as it will cure your
cough and expel the cold from your
sytem. You can not afford to take
chances on your cold undermining
your health. Refuse Substitutes,
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-05-06
The New Pure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announte that
Foley's Honey ana Tar for coughs
colds and lung trouble Is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as it contains no opia ties
or other harmless drugs, and we
recommend it as a safe eemedy for
children and adults.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-05-06

a lynn t1fesst alderman at a 70.
cent aldermanic meeting inquired what
had become Of an order he had intro
duced some time before calling for an
arc light on Willow street. The city
clerk, after digging into his files. in
formed him that the order had come
before the board nearly a month pre-
vious md that he had voted against II
The bee., 1909-05-06
Kills to stOp the Fiend.

The worst foe for II years of ohm
Deye, of Gladwin, Mich, was a run
ming ulcer. He paid doctors over
$500 without benefit. Then Buck
lens Arnica salve killed the ulcer
and cured him. Cures fever-sores,
BOils, Felons, eczema, salt rheum.
Infallible of piles, burns, scalds,
cuts, corns.
25c at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Grin-You look prosperous old man.
Grafton-Yes, / suppose you read
about Nuritehs ambition to be a sen.
ator?
Grin-Well, yes; l see by the pa.
pers that he says he's In the hands
OF - friends"
Grafton--That's Il. I'm one Of his
friends. - Catholic Standard and
Tines.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Feminine Lack Of LonIo.

Tell wife that men are selfish, she
will readily acquiesce. But tell that
same woman that by spelling hei
boys-whether in the nursery or al
school, or uniyers.ty-she is sowing
the seeds of egotism. she will give an.
emphatic denial-Exchange
The bee., 1909-05-06

When the "old schoolboys" studied
geography they we're familiar with
blank space on the map known as the
Great American Desert, a hopeless re-
gion. Now the best apples in the Uni.
ted States are raised there.
The bee., 1909-05-06
M VIII and No WAY.

Folks as have no mind to be o. use
have always the luck to be out O. the
road when there's anything to be
done.-George Eliot.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Decrease IN the area devoted IN IA
dia to cotton culture is shown by the
fact that there are 173sS.O 900 acres
under cotton, as compared with f7.7f0.-
600 acres a year ago and 1879. GOO
acres the year before that.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Suffered day and night the torment Of itching
piles. Nothing helped me until used Doans
Ointment. 1t cured me permanently" Hon,
John r. Garrett, Mayor, Girard, Ala.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Handle Many Iurkevs-

During the time beginning with
Thanksgiving day and ending with
New Years day New York city
handles one-twelfth of all the turkeys
consumed in the United States.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Shows Advance Of PROGRESS.

One hundred years ago It was con
sldered a wonderful achievement for
ten men to manufacture $4,000 pins in
a day. Now three men make 7.5OO,OO0
pins IN the same time.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Harsh physics react weaken the bowels, cause
chronic constipation. Doan's RegIets operate
easily, tone the stomach, cure constipation. ass.
Ask your druggists for them.
The bee., 1909-05-06
A Needed Imnrouem.n,

A woman wants divorce because
her husband made her walk to meals
Those dirigible balloons now adver.
tised here are not coming any too soon.
IN. Y. Herald.
The bee., 1909-05-06
True 10 PrIncIoIe.

Il believe in making the little
things count" remarked the klndergs--
ten teacher as she called up the Grass
In arithmetic.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Dream supsrstl,Ion.

To dream you hear horses neigh.
augurs that you will have new and
powerful friends, who will do you
much service.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Advice.

Enough good advice is given every
day TO make heaven of earth and to
forever remove the blight of failure
from human endeavor.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Are you willing to forget what you
have done for other people, and to re.
member what other people have done
for you? Then you can keep Christ.
mas.-Henry Van Dyke.
The bee., 1909-05-06
improved Hedoe trimmer.

A hedge trimmer, operated on the
principle Of a BARRIERS clippers, has
been patented by a resident OF Oregon.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Accidents will happen, but the best regulated
families keep DR.. Thomas Electric Oil for such
emergencies. Itsubdues the pain and heals the
hurts
The bee., 1909-05-06
Mast Keen Hand. In sInht.

Every visitor to the White House
must keep his hands in sight-during
public receptions.
The bee., 1909-05-06

healthy man is king in his own right; an
unhealthy man is an unhappy slave. Burdock
Blood Bitters builds up sound health-keePs you
we'll
The bee., 1909-05-06
Make Persuasion % Work Of Fear.

Yet hold 1t more humane. more
heavily. first by winning words to
conquer willing hearts. and make per.
suasion do the work of fear.-John
Milton.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Character Easily Determined.
Tell me with whom thou art fonA.
and will tell thee who thou art
Goethe.
The bee., 1909-05-06
A Sion.

When a woman says she has her
suspicious" It is a sign that she is viii
ling to share them with other people
The bee., 1909-05-06

New Workers Eat Many Eggs.
According to the market records the
consumption Of EGGS in New York city
annually is 632 for each iuhabitant.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Time OF arrival of trains passing
through and departure Of trains
originating at Darlington.
Effective Sunday, May 4, 1903
The bee., 1909-05-06

Immensely Of the Pacific.
The area of the Pacific ocean Is
about the same as the earth's land
Area. e., 55,OOO.OOO square miles.
The bee., 1909-05-06

JhAN~r--a ~ NO. b, mas taken
v>a.n~ySi.2s4 the market by
49,, 49, storm.
t.g lH. ~ fs,sqs{6 It's reception by
the public has ex-
s'sE . ceeded In enthusi-
--ssa-;-I asm anything we
had dared to anticipate.
Employers and stenographers
alike have welcomed 1t as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need of the hour.
The cry is for Speed Speed !
Speed land the Oliver responds.
The demand for Durability Is fill
ed by the sturdy, steel-ciad Oliver.
To call for q writing machine
that will do many things and do each
OF them equally we'll. the Oliver
answers with its unexamPled versa
tilIty.
Its visible writing saves the
strain on eye and brain.
Its legibility lends beauty to ITS
work. The letters that bear the OIL
liver imprint are the letters that seen
20 speak.
Oliver No. 8 fairly bristles with
aBW aud exclusive time-and-saving
features. We have space TO mention
only few of the more importaH ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
Line Ruling Device is fine for
f4bulated work.
Double Release doubles conve-
gience.
Non Vibrating Base insures
stability. Yet with all of those adj
ded improvements, we have still
further simpllfied the Oliver-by
fusiug brains with metal.
Oliver No. 8 is a dream come true.
tho dream OF Thomas Oliver crys-
tallized into this wonderful mech
anism of shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement. of a
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for q
Free Demonstration Of Ollvor No. 8.
Or send for The Oliver Book-yours
for a postal
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee., 1909-05-06

Form Of Love-MakIng Barred.
Lovemaking on postal cards is IN
violation of the postal regulations of
Russia.
The bee., 1909-05-06
Ilhertv and MnraIlt.

Liberty cannot be established with
out morality, nor morality without
faith.-Greeley.
The bee., 1909-05-06
INTERURBAN TRAINS.
SOUTH BOUND
/. CIR. q. TIME CARD.

Time OF departure Of Illinois Ce--
&ral trains from Nortonville, Ky.
The bee., 1909-05-06
New Oliver No. 5
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wOnde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
It's reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded In enthusi-
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
Cardinal Opposes Women's Suffrage

In an address to the girl graduates of
st. Joseph's college and academy, Car
dinal Gibbons is reported to have de-
clared against women suffrage, saying,
in part:
II am entirely opposed to woman
suffrage, not because 1 hate the wo-
men, but I love them and want them
to fulfill the mission for which God
intended them. If you play in the
arena of politics you will be covered
with its dust If you grasp too much
you will lose everything. Nowhere is
woman so honored as in the United
States. This is largely due to the
chivalry and courtesy of the men, and
il you are protected by the male sex,
what more do you want | want to
remind you that woman has a great
mission in life. You should therefore
have a deep sense of your responsible
tv in the domestic walks of life. You
cannot hope to preach in church, but
Won can preach in your homes and
reach those with whom you come in
contact in your daily lives. Preach to
vour fathers and brothers
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
The Penalties of Fame.

/ dreamed that Fame was mine,
And all along the line
Friends, relatives and foes-all three
Began to hammer me,
And when 1 woke twas with relief i'm
mense
To find my Fame marked down to thir-
ty cents.
/ had the dream once more,
Twas worse than twas before.
1 found myself perched UP on high
Junst underneath the sky.
Stone-cold it was, and loney. Oh, be
sure
Twas sweet to wake and find myself
obscure.
Again it came. Alas;
How sorry was that pass.
A wreath of bay all flaming red
Pressed on my scorched head
Did scar me so that when 1 woke anon
Twas bliss to find I'd but nightcap
on.
And hence it is l say
Fame need not come my way.
1 much prefer things as they are
In byways nebular
Where public optics do not rudely stare
And burning laurels do not SINCE my
hair.
j. H B., in Harper's Weekly.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
Those Rare June DAYS.

What is so rare as a real June day
That truly comes in June?-
A day when the laughing breezes play
With orchard blooms at noon.
When sunshine is nothing the orchard
grass
And jewel-blue is the sky
That's the June day which comes to
pass
Some time late in July.
Yes. a June day is rare-so rare
1t rarely comes at all
Half of the time the chilly air
Brings thoughts of early fall;
ShiVering gusts of the wild March wind
Go cutting you to the bone.
All. a June day of the real June kind
Certainly stands alone.
What is so rare as a day in June?"
Who was it asked US that?
Was he man who wore too soon
His panama straw hat?
Did he in his JOY take his fiannels off
And revel in clover bloom?
If that be true his racking cough
Called him unto his tomb.
What is so rare as a real June day
That comes knee-deep in June?
knee-deep in the mud, we had better
say!
Perhaps in a balloon
One might get away from the fog and
chill
And find the blue of the sky,
But lacking that We'll wait until
Some time late in July.
Chicago Evening Post.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

front fitted with mosquito netting. The
outftter where the tent is purchased
will do this, or it map be easily done at
home. Cooking and kitchen utensils:
Two 3-quart kettles.
One 2-quart kettle or coffee pot.
One fry pan.
one large pan for mixing and for dish
pan.
One wash basin.
One large stirring spoon.
Four small spoons.
Three cups.
Knives and forks.
One small butched knife.
An aluminium folding baker will be
found a great convenience. These are
worth about $3.50. With little expert
menting one can roast and bake very
well, however, before an open fire.
Aluminium pots, kettles, cups, spoons,
ETC., will not tarnish, are very light, and
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
. Those Picture Puzzles.

Oh, curfew shall not ring tonight
Unless we find the piece
That fits up in the belfry high;
Let not our efforts cease;
There's Mary calling cattle home
Across the sands of Dee;
In all these pieces, which are sands,
Which cows, and which are she?
We have but part of Bonaparte,
The skeleton at that?
We cannot find his sword and boots,
His forelock and his hat.
Great Washington about to start
Seems wholly at a loss,
Because, you see, there is as yet
No Delaware to cross.
Dupre's balloon should now ascend
The sky was done at noon;
But while we have the bal all right,
We cannot find the loon.
A goose girl, once a humble maid,
We view with manner awed,
To the four hundred (pieces) she
Belongs since she was saved.
Blanche Wade, in New York Sun.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
Uomdn's UorId
Conducted by Helene vareau.
HELENE vALEAU's ANSWERS.

MISS Valeau will reply to all Ques-
uons asked by the feminine readers of
sue 4ntermorntair Catholic. The well
AnoWn character and authority of her
SpIles need no Introduction to those
%Ieaoy familiar with her ability. Miss
.leau VIII take kindly and personal
Inlerest IN those who write to her. and
VIII spare no pains In seeing that their
tIn9unles are answered fully and care
n roily. Write only Oh one side of the
paper. Address letters to Miss Helene
aleau' lntermountain Catholic.
-
Mlhnle s.: The proper time for a cold
path is before breakfast The import
aIle result of a cold bath is its reaction.
ms should take place quickly, oring-
glow.
May NJ: The safest way to promote
the growth of eyelashes is to rub a good
quality of vaseline on them every night.
should any of this get into the eyes it
VIII not hurt them.
X X X
MIS-. X. T. M: l. Your black dress
can be greatly freshened by sponging
with alcohol mixed with water in the
quantities of one part of alcohol to
three of water. The dress should be
sponged on the right side and then
pressed on the wrong. 2. To improve
your ironing, rub flatirons with bees
wax and salt. Tie the wax in cloth
ana apply this briskly to the iron while
not; afterward rub it in a paper con-
tanning salt, and the irons will pass
lar more smoothly over the clothes.
X x x
Anxious: Growth of the eyebrows
may be promoted by applying the fol-
lowing remedy: Lavender vinegar. IL
ounces; glycerine, ounces; fluid ex-
tract jaborandi, l dram. Apply with
camel's hair brush at night.
Bell; 1t is impossible to make
straight hair curly, except by using hot
irons or doing up for several hours on
curriers'.
L. l, NJ; bunion is an enlarged
9oint. The best you can do is to battle
IL IN arnlca and apply a buunion plaster
10 protect II from irritation by the shoe
bathe your feet every night in salt
water You can get a bunion plaster
or anything else that | mention in my
recipes from any first-class druggist.
II he IS so accommodating as to
say ne is out of what you want, and
does not offer to get it for you from
ms wholesaler, go 10 another druggist
who cares enough for your trade to
get for you what you want.
X X x
Viola W.: Rub vaseline into your
iingernails and they will soon lose their
brittleneSs.
X X x
Alfred l.; Cd There is no such thing
as an infaIlible remedy for everything,
but for general emaciation. pimples
liver blotches, salIow complexion and
poor appetite l would advise the use of
a Sood blood tonic and liver invigorator.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
The Call.
BY WILBUR d. NEsRIT

BY WILBUR d. NESBIT.
And vii say 10 my soul, Soul :
take thine east The Gospel accord
ing 10 St Luke, xii, 19.
The laughing whispers of the breeze
Go softly through the forest trees.
The drifting shadows. dark and cool.
Play hide and seek across the pool
But through it all the breeze brings
word
OF haunts that know no song of bird
OF barren alleys in the town
Where all the day the sun beats down,
OF blurring, waving lines of heat
That float along the narrow street.
The road leads up the solemn hill,
And at the top the air is still.
And one may look Ger field and WOOD
And know that all the world is good
But still he knows that far beyond
The streets still hold their slaves in
bond,
That men benumbed of wrong and right
Give Of their strength to make the spoil
That some win on the field of toll.
But here all through the dreaming day
Co children laughing at their play,
Go children singing. blithe and free
AS any careless bird and bee
And through the songs these children
sing
Come chords that have a sullen ring,
Come strains that sob from little lips,
The pain of aching fingertips,
The WEAKNESS of heart and brain
OF them that tread the path of pain.
And so 1t goes by east or west
Wherever we may seek for rest
Wherever through the world we fare
- . toe
Across the vineclad hills there come
Mfrages Of the distant slum,
And with each paying child there runs
Some Of tolls captive little ones
And through 1t ever sounds the call
That we are brothers one and all.