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The bee., 1909-04-22
Questionable.

II wouldn' objeck to de man dat
keeps talkin' all de time" said
Uncle Eben, 'if he didn' insis' on
th'owin' in a question every ten min
utes or so dat you's got to answer to
show yous keepin' awake. Washing.
ton Star.
The bee., 1909-04-22
Indigestion.

With its companions, heartburn,
flatulence, torpidity OF the liver,
constipation, palpItatiOn of the
heart, poor blood headache and
other nervous symptoms, sallOw
skin, foul tongue, offensive breath
and legion of other ailments, rs at
once the most widespread and de-
structive malady among the Ameri-
can people. The Herblne treatment
will cure all these troubles. 5Oc
bottle.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
The bee., 1909-04-22
Card.

This is to certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your mon
ey If Foley's Honey and Tar fails
to cure your cough, heals the
lungs and prevents serious results
from cold. Cures la grippe cough
and prevents pneumonia and con-
stipation, Contains no opIates.
The genuine is in yellow package.
Refuse substitute.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store /,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-04-22
Not for Hama

Hans came in from his ranch TO
buy horse. "I've got the very thing
you want. said Ike Bergman; "its a
fine road horse. five years old, sound
as a quail, SITS cash down. and he
goes ten miles without stopping"
Hans threw up his hands in protest
Not for me-" he said-"not for me.
l wouldn't gif you Ave cents for him.
l live eight miles out. und I'd half to
walk back two miles"
The bee., 1909-04-22
PYamIes Of East AfrIca.

The thick forest along the banks OF
the Semlih, in eastern Africa, is
densely inhabited by pygmies. They
are cannibals. and when pressed for
food exchange their children for those
Of other families. They refuse to eat
members OF their own families.
The bee., 1909-04-22

In a communication TO the Royal So
ciety of Queensland, Douglas Ogilby
records the discovery Of one new &c
nus and seven new species OF fish.
Among these are slender dog shark.
Howe's needle fish, long-beaked gar
fab, the somber leather jacket and
others.
The bee., 1909-04-22
Notice to onr Customers.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affec-
ted by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as It contains no opiates
or other harmful drugs, aud we rec
ommend It as a safe remedy for
children and adults.
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-04-22

N. II. Brown, an attorney, OF
field. VT, writes: 1--WE have
DR.. Kings New Life Pills for
and find them such a good (
nediciRe we wouldn't be WI
them" For Chills, Constipl
BIlionsness or Sick Headache
work wonders.
25c at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-04-22

A patent has been granted on a fan.
the propeller-like blades OF which are
driven through gear wheels by a lever
operated by one finger Of the person
holding it. The inventor claims 1t OBJ
viates the effort needed for using the
ordinary fan.
The bee., 1909-04-22
I'd Rather Die, Doctor,

than to have my feet cut off," said
M. Il. Bingham, of PrinceVille, Ill,
"dut you'll die from gangrene(w (which
had eaten away eight tOes) # you
don't, said all doctors. Instead he
used Bucklen's Arnica Salve till
wholly cured. Its cures OF Eczema,
Fever sores, Boils, Burns aud Piles
astOunds the world.
zoe. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-04-22

Wisdom does not show Itself 80
much In precept as in life--in firm.
ness Of mind and mastery OF appetite.
II teaches us TO do, as we'll as to talk;
and to make our actions and words all
of color.-Seneca.
The bee., 1909-04-22

Stop earache in two minuets; toothache or
pain or burn or scalds in five minuets; hoarse-
ness one hour; muscleache two hour sore throat
twelve hours-Dr. Thomas Electric Oil, mon
arch or pain.
The bee., 1909-04-22
Make the BEST Of ThInas.

A jolly temper is not the sign
an empty head. Become philosopl
and skip over troubles and never crs
bridges before you reach them.
The bee., 1909-04-22
oraaa Of oreat strennth

A steellike grass which grows on
the volcanic slopes Of oran. Algeria, is
80 elastic and strong that Il can be
used instead Of springs in the manufae.
ture OF furniture.
The bee., 1909-04-22
slcyole for the Blind.

An Englishman has invented bicy-
Gle for the blind. In reality It is a
multi-cycle, carrying IL riders. led by
a seeing person, who does the steer
ing.
The bee., 1909-04-22
Ferocious.

1t isn't safe to judge by appearances.
The man who acts ferocious abroad
may be as meek as lamb at home
Chicago Daily News.
The bee., 1909-04-22

Feel Languid, weak, rundown headacl
stomach "oH"7-just a plain case Of lazy -
Burdock Blood Bitters tones liver and stom-in
promotes digestion, puri6es the blood. .
The bee., 1909-04-22
No VIII and No Way.

Folks as have no mind to be o. use
have always the luck to be out O. the
road when there's anything TO be
done.-George Eliot.
The bee., 1909-04-22

While there is an abundance OF 3
able timber in Brazil. It is diflouIl
find many districts where the Il
suitable for lumber are close enoI
together for profitable work. Ira
portation causes much dificulty. NJ
making It impossible to transport =
to mill or lumber to a markei IS
The bee., 1909-04-22
A Sim.

When a woman says she has her
suspicious" it is sign that she viii
ling to share them with other pes
The bee., 1909-04-22

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or burns
without scar. Cures piles, eczema salt rhun,
any itching, Doan's Ointment. Your druegiss
eaII
The bee., 1909-04-22
L. an. TIME CARD.

Time OF arrival OF trains passing
Through and departure of trains
originating at EarlIngton.
Effective Sunday, Dec 20, 1908.
The bee., 1909-04-22
Division of Labor.

A mans better-half lays down the
rules in the house. but allows her hus-
band to lay down the carpets.
The bee., 1909-04-22
New Oliver No. S
Sets Swiftsst Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

II The wOnde rfu
fM IN new model, Oliver
.JhN-zv< ia No. 8, has taken
r,g1sV55 -, the market by
".-yst lHiea~ - storm
'gJy, s59fE It's reception by
the public has ex-
80 - eeeded in enthusi-
-.-ss,--| asm anything we
had dared to anticipate.
Employers and stenographers
alike have welcomed IL as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need OF the hour.
The cry is for Speed Speed
Speed land the Oliver responds.
The demand for Durability IS fill
ed by the sturdy, steel-clad Oliver.
To q call for q writing machine
that will do many things and do each
of them equally we'll. the oliver
answers with its uneXampled versa
ttkty.
Its visible writing saves the
strain on eye aud brain.
Its legIbilitc lends beauty to ITS
work. The letters that bear the OIL
liver Imprint are the letters that seen
20 speak.
Oliver No. fairly brlstles Nth
new and exclusive time-and-saylng
features. We have space to mention
only few OF the more importat ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
Balance Shifting Mechanism |
saves operative effort.
Line Ruling Device is fine for
tabulated work.
Double Release doubles cOnve-
nienee.
Non Vibrating Base insures
stability. Yet with all of those adj
ded improvements, we have still
further 'simplified the OliYer-by
fuHing brains with metal.
Oliver No. is a dream come true
the dream of Thomas Oliver crys-
talliZed into this wonderful mech
anism OF shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement of a
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for q
Free Demonstration of OlivOr No. 3.
Or send for The OIiyer Book-yours
for postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee., 1909-04-22

Dependent Only on Itself.
True dignity is nSver gained By
place and never lost when honors are
Observation-Disclosures.
The bee., 1909-04-22
vIews Hard 70 condenss.

The man with broad views Of life
cannot condense them into the narrow
confines of the home.
The bee., 1909-04-22

Character Easily Determined !.
Tell me with whom thou art for
and will tell thee who thou art
Goethe.
The bee., 1909-04-22

The wOnde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
It's reception by
the public has ex-
eeeded in enthusi-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-22
SALE OF 100 LADIES' and
MISSES EMPIRE and PRIN-
CESS GOWNS in Our New
Cloak Room, lSt Floor

A SeasonabIe offering of La
dies Ready-to-Wear Apparel
that is bound to attract an
enthusiastic throng of buyers,
One hundred ladies and misses
Empire and Princess Gowns
in linen, piQue, remie and
SERGE all this seasons hand
soonest creations in lavender
pink, light blue. navy blueI tan,
rose, gray green,
black, Catawba, The dresses
are trimmed in Cluny lace,
Irish lace, tucked net or fillet
net, braided with soutache
braid; others are trimmed with
narrow stitched bands, The
skirts are full flare, All high
class summer wearing apparel
Of the very latest fashion, Spe-
cial prices on the entire lot,
$4.95, $3.50, $3.50 and up
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-22

47c Corset Cover EmbroiderieS
beautiful patterns 20 inches
wide, now yard ------25c
t5c Embroidery, 5 inches wide,
now yard ----------- Sc
l0c Torchon Lace, 8 in, wide,
now yard &c
6 1-4c Val, laceS, now yd- &c
Our buyer, Mr. lackey, in New
York, made a lucky purchase
In embrolderieS and laceS; all
this seasons best goods, beau
tiful patterns and a great va
f,ety to select from, Buy now
and get best pick,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-01-01
Hicks Weather Predictions.

Hicks. the weather forecaster, says
he is reasonably certain that January
will not prove the most severe and dis
agreeable month of the present winter,
which is good news to say the least for
the December bill was quite as salts
factory as could be wished. OF course
there will be some winter storms and
cold waves to follow each period IN due
order but there is no apparent cause
for phenomenal weather conditions
though naturally the winters cold
reaches its maximum in January. A
regular storm period is to eliminate on
the 1st to Sd, and another extends from
9th to 18th with clustering weather to
follow for few days. With the new
moon on the 21st storm period is due
and look for violent changes to high
barometer and cold to follow. The
chances are that January thaw may
occur about this time as well as de-
structive quakes in various parts of the
globe. The closing storm period falls
upon the 18th and continues to the end
of the month And this is all that is
coming to us.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-01-01
Dollar Bills by Weight.

dollar bills are worth almost their
weight in gold bank president said
the other day to a depositor.
Eyes. l suppose they come in handy
for change and are easy to carry" the
depositor replied absently.
mo: | was speaking literally" the
bank president said. 1--WE got into an
argument in the bank here the other
day as to how much a dollar bill
weighed. \ twenty dollar gold piece
weighs $40 grains. We found that
twenty-seven crisp. new one dollar bills
weigh the same as a twenty dollar
gold piece. We tested some bills that
had been in use and found that it took
but twenty-six of them to balance the
gold piece suppose that twenty-six
used bills gather an accumulation of
dirt in passing from hand to hand that
weighs about what one new bill does. !"
Kansas City Star
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-01-01
Public Library Notes.

At meeting of the Library board
last Tuesday evening it was decided to
open the library on Friday, through the
month of January, in addition to the
three regular days, beginning with JAN
uary 9Th. If the use of the library
seems to warrant it, the board may de-
eide to open it four days through the
remainder of the winter months: :,
The hours of opening on Friday VIII
be the same as on Monday and Wednes-
day, 2 to 6 and to 9 p. m. On Satur-
day the library opens at 10 O'Clock IN
the forenoon.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-01-01
A Victim of Leprosy.

"On my travels in Venezuela" said a
New York man. 81 stayed in a hotel
with a young man in whose family
there was the faint of leprosy, though
he apparently did not have it. One
night sitting at dinner he became an
CRY at q waiter and brought his hand
down on the table with full force. He
instantly realized that he did not feel
the blow and sat looking at his hand,
his face whitening with horror. Give
me your knife, Bob he said to his
chum. He grabbed the pocketknife in
frenzy and stabbed the side of his
hand with vicious cuts from. finger
tips to wrist. You may not know that
leprosy appears in the side of the hand.
numbness being sign. The man did
not feel the cuts. He arose from the
table, knocking over his chair, rushed
out into the courtyard Of the hotel.
and we heard the quick tanglof re-
vOlver shot. telling us how he had con-
quered the leper's curse by ending his
life
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-01-01
vaoaries Of the Plumb Line.

One of the curious things that men
Vulnerable efforts to measure and map
the earth with the least possible error
is the fact that there are places where
the direction of plumb line is not
vertical Irregularities of density in
the crust of the globe may produce this
phenomenon.
A remarkable instance has been
found in the island of Porto Rico
where the deviation from the vertical
is so great that in mapping the island
the northern and southern coast lines,
as shown on the older maps. had each
to be moved inward half a mile.-New
York Tribune
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24

Or. and Mrs Naylor departed on We'd
nesday for Dsnver.
Claud G.. Mathew, the accommodating
Santa Fe baggage man. spent Wednes-
day in Pueblo.
Hon. W. 3. Ebb.r. came in Tuesday
from his new home in Montezuma eoun-
.y, to look altar some business matters
and spend a few days with Rocky Ford
friends.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24
Notice.

Having scld our grocery business to
Kathernan & Son. We request all know
ing themselves indebted TO Us to call at
once and make settlement Ct their ae-
counts. One Of US will be at the :old
stand for few days.
Respectfully.
WATSON & JOHNSTON
Rocky Ford. Dec. %. 1909.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24
Pay your sewer tax assessment
AZ The First National Bank. 80

Los AT the s1ata Fe depot. Dec. %.
dies purse containing jawe!ry. etc.
Finder will be rewarded upon leaving
same at the Enterprise otfi5e.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24
Christmas Goods

Now FAST selling at a57ut half prices.
We invite you to see our line at J. 3.
Byars', successor to Ramsay Dry Goods
Co
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24

Always &C to Staufers when in towr
for what you want. They have it and the
best of its kind.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24

Sand. gravel and lawn dirt. any guam
,ity. Henry Meyer. Phone Foro $50. 4etf
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24

Office Room for Rent-Front room in
Kimzsy-Cover Black. Apply at kinney
GycceYy
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-12-24

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]. Budd, Mrs. S. Singleton, Mrs. J. II.
Th0rne, Mrs. II B. Alder, Mrs. T. J.
Jones, Miss Bessie Smell, Miss Kate Hol-
iiday, Miss Pursabie Davis, Miss Lena
Burgoner, Miss Myrtle Knight, Mrs. F.
Hatch. Mrs. NJ. Lambson, Miss jamie
knight, Mrs. l. Glover, Miss Emily
Hawley, Miss Bessie Smith, Miss Lau-
"a Holly. Mrs. Edwards was heard in
vocal selections and Mrs. Holling in
recitations.
Mrs. w. c. Give, jr., entertained the
n. @. S. club at her home in Canyon
Road Friday afternoon. The next meet
ing of the club will be held Monday
with Miss Jean Angel in Fifth avenue.
The Flower 800 club was entertained
Thursday afternoon by Mrs. A. Thomp-
son, when prizes were awarded to Mrs
w. w Harvey and Mrs. Mary Bero.
The club viii meet Thursday, December
2, with Mrs. w. w. Harvey at her home
in East Second South street.
x X
The Glover club met Thursday with
Mrs. Will Hays. The next meeting in
two weeks will be at the home of Mrs.
VIII Naylor in Sixth East street.
X
j. E. Darmer was pleasantly surprised
by large number of his friends last
Wednesday evening at his home in
Sixth East street. charmingly ap-
pointed supper was served, and dancing
and card games followed. A dancing
contest was a feature of the evenings
entertainment. Chrysanthemums were
arranged with pretty effect in the deco
ratlOns throughout the house, and the
favors for ladies were large chrysanthe-
mum blossoms. Those assisting in the
serving were Mrs. J. H. Witbeck and
Miss Ada Tenny. Music for the dane
ing was furnished by Miss Tennsman.
(
Miss Cattle Matheson entertained
Thursday evening in honor of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert e. Mark of Denver. Card
games were a feature of the evening
entertainment, and prizes were awarded
to Miss Theresa Burton and Frank Clark.
X X X
Mrs. w. NJ Kaufman. assisted by her
sister, Miss Mabel Phillips, entertained
at q dainty luncheon Saturday afternoon.
Covers were laid for twelve.
K X
Miss Gertrude McGrath entertained in
formally Friday in honor of Mrs. Walter
Stone of California, who is still visiting
in Salt Lake as the guest of her sister,
Mrs. John Marshall.
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er a delightful visit of five weeks with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. f. Pike,
at the Critchiow apartments.
X x
Mrs. Monroe Wilkinson has returned
from a two months trip in California.
=
Mrs. ]. A. Hensel of Eureka, Utah,
is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. A. NJ.
Coed, No. Chamberlain court.
Miss Katherine Adams is visiting in
Buffalo, n. Y, where she is the guest
of Captain and Mrs. H. r. Perry for
the winter,
Mrs. B. NJ. White and children ar
rived last evening from Eagle, Colo,
on their way to Los Angeles, and will
remain a few days with Mrs. Whites
mother, Mrs. L. A. Billings, 81 South
Fifth East street.
X x x
Mrs. Gertrude Levin of Pueblo, Colo,
is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph
Levitt, 202 South Eighth East street.
X X X
Mrs. Theodore Center and children
have returned to their home in Hum
boldt, Ariz., after spending six months
with Mrs. Genter's mother, Mrs. c. A.
Eldredge, at the family home in East
First South street.
X X X
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Newhouse are
expected to return to Salt Lake Mon
day. Mrs. Newhouse has lately ar
stay in London and Paris.
Miss Louise Sullivan will leave to-
morrow for the east, where she will
spend the winter months as the guest
of Lieutenant and Mrs. Easton in
Pittsburg, and Captain and Mrs. r.
H. Allen at Governors island, New
York.
X X 4
Miss Kate Ryan has returned from
a trip to Colorado.
Miss Birdie Howells has returned
from two months visit in Los An
geles.
Mrs. D. W. Thomas of Burlington,
VT, arrived in Salt Lake yesterday and
viii be the guest for several weeks of
Mrs. Clark Elliott of Fort Douglas.
X X x
Mrs. Clara Wilkins and Miss Ida
Wilkins, mother and sister of Major
Harry E. Wilkins, arrived in Salt Lake
Saturday, and will spend few days
here, the guests of Mrs: w. I. Brown,
at 466 South Thirteenth East street.
Major Wilkins is now stationed in Chi
cago.
X X x
Mrs. s. Gundry and her daughter, Miss
Anna May Gundry. went to Ogden Sat
urday evening to spend the week end
there as guests of Mrs. Ella Jennings and
Miss Julia Burlin.
X x x
Colonel William Shirley arrived in Salt
Lake Thursday from Reno. New. and
will visit here until after Thanksgiving
as the guest of his daughters, Mrs. Bert
SeabOldt and Mrs. w. R. Grant
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PERSONALS.

Some time in the early part of De
cember Colonel and Mrs. E. A. Wall
and family will leave for an extended
trip abroad, when they expect 20 be
absent for six months, taking in the
celebrated cities and sights of the old
world. While in New York Colonel and
Mrs. Wall VIII select choice woods to
be used in their handsome residence
now in process of construction on East
South Temple street.
X X
Mrs. j. Baumgarten left Saturday at
noon for New York, Philadelphia,
Washington and other eastern cities,
where she viii visit for four months.
Mr.. Baumgarten will Join her during
the holidays and will return with her TO
Salt Lake. During their absence they
will celebrate their twenty-f1fth we'd
ding anniversary with relatives and
friends.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam S. Porter end
children are expected to return during
the week from Chicago, where they
ter's brother to Miss Bretano, daughter
of Judge Bretano of Chicago, which
was a large social event of the fall.
x x <
Mr.. and Mrs. Elbridge L. Thomas
will have for their guests this week
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles A. Reynolds of
Michigan, who have been recently
married It is quite probable that Mr.
and Mrs. Reynolds may decide to To-
cate in Salt Lake.
Mrs. q. V. Withee left Saturday
night for her home in Los Angeles, aft
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MUSIC AND MUSICIANS.
Continued from Page 1.

her return win fill a number of engage
ments having been booked for several
concerts. She has also been asked to ap-
pear with the Indiana Military band. a
who accompanies Mrs Morris, also ap-
peared with marked success at number
of musical gatherings in the east.
Miss Sybella Clayton, a promising
young pianist, who has spent the last two
years abroad in the study of music, and
who has won marked praise from Euro
pean critics, will spend the winter in
Salt Lake and has opened a studio.
The choir of St. PauTs cathedral will
sing the TIE Deum from Kinghall at the
morning service today. The offertory
number will be The Soft Southern
mas service the choir will sing King
halls communion service, with a TIE
Deum and two new anthems
The music for the Christmas service at
st. Marks cathedral will be a service in
e flat by Eyre.
At the II O'Clock service at st. Mary's
Ave Maria" by Gounod.
K X
The soloist at st. PauPs church this
morning will be Alexander J. Kissel-
berg, who will sing 1T Is Enough"
from Elijah
x x X
Miss Flora Wilson, daughter of
James Wilson, secretary of agriculture
will appear at the Shubert theatre next
week in a concert which promises to
be one of the most interesting of the
season. Miss Wilson las studied I'M
der Jean De Reszke in Paris for several
years This is her first appearance in
America in a concert tour. After the
holidays she will go to New York,
where she will appear at the Metro
politan Opera house. She possesses a
beautiful soprano voice and can reach
high E with ease Miss Wilson has
long been prominent socially in Wash
ington, d. c., and has also been en-
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Handy HOme-Made Remedy Z
For Coughs and Colds.

A cold or cough often comes on quickly.
This simple remedy, if kept handy, will
nip it in the bud. Although inexpensive.
there is nothing better al any price. 1t
usually stops a deep-seated cough in
twenty-four hours, and is splendid for
hoarseness, whoOping cough, chest pains,
bronchitis, etc.
GRADUATED Sugar Syrup .....,......131z OF.
PineX ...... ....-. ...... .............. 21z OF.
Make plain syrup by mixing one pint
GRADUATED Sugar and y pint of warm
water; stir for 2 minutes. Put 21z ounces
Pinex in pint bottle and fill up with the
Sugar Syrup. Take a teaspoonful every
one, two or three hours.
None of the weaker pine preparations
will work in this recipe. Use the real
Pinex itself, which is the most valuable
concentrated compound of Norway White
Pine Extract, and is rich in all the heal
ing elements of the pine. All druggists
have it or can easily get it on request.
This recipe makes a full pint of I'M
equaled cough syrup-enough to last
family a long time-fOr only 81 cents. 1t
is equally good for children and adults,
and has pleasing taste.
Strained honey can be used instead of
the syrup, and makes a very fine honey
and pine tar cough syrup.