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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04
( SAD FATE.

A President, my boy, looms great.
Enthusiasm kindles.
But a Vice-President, I'd state,
Just dwindles.
Kansas City Journal.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04
IN RIPPING GOOD N
MADE HIMSELF SOLID.

But why did you eat the cake she
baked?"
II wanted to make myself solid"
did you succeed"
II should say so. I felt like a ton Of
e ad."-Cleveland Leader.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04

Treading on other peoples toes won't
get you very far UP In the world.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04
TRUE POLISH.

rs your dog a hearty eater, c%olonel?'
Hearty eater? Why, when l give
him a plateful of scraps from the
breakfast table he polishes the plate SO
clean that l have to daub it with ketch~s
up to make sure it will be w~ashed!''-.
Philadelphia Press.
Occasionally a man finds 1t as hard to
live up to hia reputation as a woman
does to live up to her photographs.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04
STICKS TO HIS FRIENDS.

yes. suh,' said Brother Dickey, my
race what wants to live in Illinois kin
go dar, how an wen dey likes, but ez
fur me, I'll stay whar I is-'mongst de
folks I raise an bon wild, an eff I is
lynched, I'll be lynched by my friends!"
Atlanta Constitution.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04
SLEEPING ON TIME.

He puts his watch under his pollow
every night,
"I notice he likes to sleep overtime
Christian Advocate.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04

The dead are soon forgotten, and
some people don't have to wait that
long.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04
A TIGHT INK.

Hotel Clerk-What made all thai
racket in our room last night?
Guest-I had on combination under.
wear and lost the combination-Phila
delphia Telegraph.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04

Some people even take pride in their
humility.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-04

Our best intentions are easily con
taminated.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
WHY NOT BE JrsT2

The partisans Of Judge william
u. Mann and Harry s. George
Tucker are going very much too far
in tneir efforts 20 destroy each
other The publication of Jutg.
Mann's correspondence with General
Malone will probably cost Judge
Mann many votes. and ye, there is
absolutely nothing IN it discrsdita-
Dis 20 Judge Mann's democracy
when the facts are Known.
Judge Mann was elected to the
county judgeshp Of Nottoway conn.
~ In 1879 As late az the praaldep-
tial campaign OF 1880 the Readius-
ters OF Virginia. led by General Ma.
Lone, we're claiming 20 Cd better
democrats than tie Funders Tbcv
Teiused 20 affiliate with th. Fupders
IN tAe selection of Hancoc< cleo.
''fal ticket aud there we're two SOLO
Z" democratic electors I'm fb. g.ld
mat year. one selected in Nav and
'"e 10 July both claiming 20 rem
resent the true Democracy. General
Aahon3 vas elected 10 IN. r-pi,.d
.. ate' senate ss Democrat and eo
"as Harry F.ddlebarger. hut ,b,y
10th Stopped 10 30 Republican re,,y
zoos after their sl,cuoB
There II nothing lncorsi1ap, q,
0udgo Mans corresyondopce
1offhlr &C. tt.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

that he sacrificed nothing OF loyalty
20 his party.
Since the above was written we
see the Roanoke Times takes the
same view. The Times says:
There is much about Judge VIM.
Hodges Mann's campaign for the
governorship nomination that does
not appeal TO us but we do not recall
that he has done anything so all
together stupid and repulsive as the
recent efforts of his opponents to
make the ghost of General William
Malone do duty Ia behalf OF the
Hon. Harry st. George Tucker. The
letters written by Judge Mann 10
General Malone and which have
been paraded by fuckers stupid
managers. are credit both to the
head and the heart OF the writer
But aside from this Is II not time
20 let General Mahone's bones resi-
in peace?
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
CHARITY FOR A PENNY

The sanitary advantages OF indi-
vidual drinking cups in stations and
trains have long been recognized by
the railway companies. The Balu-
more and Ohio railroad has lust in
tailed olt of the new systems of in
diyirbaJ drinking cup machines at
both Camden and Mt. Royal stations.
Baltimore. The cups are made OF
white parfine paper arranged in
slot machines which work automa-
'ieally BY dropping a penny in the
Hot one OF these paper cups is
dropped into the hand and becomes
the property OF The user.
These cups are absolutely sani-
tary, eliminating any possibility Of
contamination with dirt or contagc-
'us diseases and their innovation at
the stations Is tn line with the active
movement all over tie country TO
lamp out infection Of all binds.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
DESIGNATION or pINlsnAlpNr

II II Interesting TO read the editor
lals which are appearing in the Re
publican papers now. They are pre-
pairing the people for a dlsappoiat-
meni- making an air cushion. az g
were, to fan on. The Denver Re-
publican is one of the latest TO taxi,
PUP this task. Iu recent issue.
under the title. Let Well En.r ,b
Alone 1t INDUCES 100 a labo-od eifor'
TO show that The Diugley bin ls not
So bad after all. II begins:
~ the extraordinary session of
Congress would adjourn without
date having determined after grave
consideration and debate and many
paper experiments that the Diugley
tarih measure now in effect can mot
Doc improved upon, me nation At
large would neavs q sigh OF relief
'"d the treasury OF the United states
would begin % refill
And set 10 was this very Dinqley
law that aroused an the agitation In
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
AUTOMOBILES AND STREETS.

Civilization moves in mysterious
way it's wonder to perform. We
are now told that the automobile is
greatly to influence the future OF
cities. tending TO make them more
beautiful, more comfortable and
more sanitary.
We have already been shown how
the automobile is to revolutioniZe
the roads OF the country. If we pee
NIT ourselves to believe all We hear
In respect TO that, the next decade
will see the finest system OF high
ways throughout these United States
that any land ever knew In any time.
Not only arc city folks enthusiastic
for these good roads, II Is explained,
but the farmer-onCe thought to be
the automobiles one uncompvomis-
lag anu irreconcilable foe-has wax
ed glad in its promise OF the future,
and halls the "honk- honk" of an APP
preaching machine nowadays even
more gladly than he was wont to.
harken 10 the lowing of his old-fash-
Toned COWS as they ambled down the
big road at eventide in the yester-
days to be MIXED.
But now, runneth the plea of the
interesting and always resourceful
automobilist. tho festive benzine
buggy is going to force cities to
a CT Bar
BILE, and certainly provide for wider
average OF streets in future plan
ming. This. because broader thoro-
ughfares will operate to greater
safety, convenience and comfort in
the matter OF automobile running.
Wider streets, Il is cleverly pointed
out, mean better ventilation; better
ventilation means better sanitary
conditions; better sanitary condi-
tons mean better health-and all
because OF the automobile. @. T.. ID.
1t certainly reads attractively
enough.
And while we may assmilate this
Information along with a few grains
of salt. considering it's source, and
so forth, yet we doubt not there is
much OF truth, pith and moment in
It. Blessings come wrapbGd I'm re-
markable DISCUSSES now and then,
and it may be that we are on the
we OF an era when even the most
ardent automobile -admirer will
De forced to admit that it may serve
some good purpose to the public at
large, after Washington Her
aid
The above Is commended to the
city daddies OF pazewell, Va. who
asked $500 license tax for the privi-
lege OF operating an automobile on
their streets for three weeks. They
assigned as reason that the noise
of the machine would scare the ma
tives, stop the farmers from com
ing to town, keep people from at
ending the fair and probably upset
a proposed good roads bond issue.
among other dire and dreadful con-
sequences. They did not want an
automobile on their streets at M
price, but would tolerate it at ten
dollars per day.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

avor of tarin refo N; /. was The
Dingley law that caused President
Taft to travel through the west alt
hold out the hope OF tariff re !uction;
It was his very Dinglcy law aat Re
publican reformers promised TO Ic.
wise in the interest OF the consumer
ana now these reformers would
be delighted TO accept the Diu"lc.
law as a compromise. Tho tarln
barons nave ccatrol or Conc css aud
audacIously impud ntly and arro-
gan,y raj ing tho tariff rates.
So completely dlvc the tariff rc-
form Republicans be-n routed that
they are proposing TO lay down tbc..
arms If they are only assured hat
tn, tariff wall viii not be made
| higher. What an ignoni1ious fail
Iure, But resignation will be- the
cry of the thick and thin Republ'-
can rapers from now on the RcpuL
lican voters will he urged to- be re-
sigacd 20 their fate and to make
no faces while they swallow the Bit
ter dose that the leaders are pr,
pairing. But If patience ever c,aeps
to be virtue that time is co.mGiy
here; if righteous indignation is ever
justified it surely is now. a wuip
of scorpions is the thing rc,lci now
not talk OF resignation au3 'lct
well enough alone" Curmoncr
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
ITO the devil with the ice trpst ,

ITO the devil with the ice trust. ."
says the Texas Star. Good sugges-
ton! II thore is one thing Satan
would rather not have around the
place we suspect it is the ice trust
says the Washington Herald. The
demand for ice AID the needs of the
people OF the realms of His Satanic
Majesty would not appeal to the
sympathies Of the ice trust, but the
soulless corporation would exact the
last penny from a suffering people.
Not all the fires OF Hades could melt
its heart Of ice.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

The Fidelity & Casualty pays its
claims. Let me show You a list Of
satisfied policy-holders to whom
claims have been paid. and who likes
this companys methods OF doing
business
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

They say that Mr.. Foraker is due
to come TO political life again aext
year" says the Rochester Herald.
To which the Washington Herald
adds: a whole lot OF people proba-
bly, assimilated with many grains Of
salt some OF the funeral orations and
obituaries framed up for Mr.. Fora
ker last fall
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

With tne future of the trusts well
taken care of by the Senate tariff bill.
there is no question as TO the future
OF the country-in SO far as the
trusts are concerned.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

Good DR.. Eliot assumes that the
majority of people have read the
Bible. Hum We begin to suspect
the doctor has been joshing us all
along about that five feet OF books.
says an exchange.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
WANTED: Five tn,

WANTED: Five thousand men ald
women. j guarantee TO remove
corns, buniOns and ingrowing toe
nails. without pain, cutting or
bleeding or without the use OF
medicine In one minute. Under
stand, If any pain no charge.
will be here for one week only.
Make calls TO any part OF the city.
Telephone 66J. Price 30 cents
each. Cowboy Corn Doctor.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

why l didn't veto the revision
upward tariff bill" bids fair to be the
caption OF Mr.. Taft's judicial cam
paign document about three years
hence.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

While Bawana TumbO hunts the
rare Dig+Dig in Africa she trust IL
making up for about eight years lost
time and is dig-diggiag a sure foot
hold in the soil made so nightly un-
pleasant for them by this sane T. II
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

"A contemporary want to know
what the worls has waited for
longer than anything else" says the
Augusta Chronicle. We do not
know but it surely seems as If
honest tariff revision must be the
answer. says the Washington Herald.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
Bristol will soon learn to acquire
that morning smile" habit.

That f.. II. Hartman is living o1
beer and bread and that soft DRINKS
are dyed in deadly hues are welco ne
items TO the beer man.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

Those people who think they see
an end to bull-fghting in Spain are
the same people who will be heliev-
Ing all sorts OF campaign pledges in
respect of downward tariff revision
about three years from now.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

LOST:--A class pin of green de-
slsn with the monogram B. c. S,
Cincinnati. Liberal reward IL return
cd 20 Cecil Lilly. Ct.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14

WANpED:-Five Sales Ladies dur
ing our 10 days SemiAnnual
Sale. Apply tomorrow.
THORNTON CLOTHING 90.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
WAN S

Monty 10 Lend on Real Estate.
J.. J. HOLLAND.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-07-14
WANTED.

Pupils for Violin. Mandolin and
Guitar. by Prof. r. b. Sche
graduate Violin,st. Years at exp, r
icrce. Phone 39S or caro- If Duvall
Music Co. 10 Princo:on avenue.
Bluefeld, w Va.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-30
CHOIR ENTERTAINED

A pleasant hour was spent by the
Ogden Tabernacle choir after their
rehearsal last Thursday night.
BY means OF Victor Victrola and
some records, which were loaned for
the occasion by the Consolidated Mu-
sic Co. Director Ballantyne very sue
cessfully led those present to believe
that they We're in the Metropolitan
Opera House enjoying an evening or
grand opera.
The program consisted of solos by
Caruso and Gogorza; the mad scene
from Lucia was sung by Nine, Melba
The Last Rose Of Summer" by Hell
enc Nordi The quartette from Rig
oletto, the "Miserer" from Ill Ira
vatore." and many others. among
them a beautiful rendition of Silver
Threads Among the Gold" by Rich
ard ]. Jose. the great minstrel tenor.
The party separated about 10 p. m.
with vote of thanks and apprecia-
tion 10 the Consolidated Music Co.
for the rare treat which they had re.
ceiVed.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-30
RANDOM
REFERENCES

Call UP No. 12-Winiam Glasmann
Is a debt-reduccr; Brewer Is a debt
sreater. Call up telephone No. II and
ask how much the city of Ogden was
in the hole on June 30, this year.
THE EXPIATIoN." depicting a
story of suffering through the curse
of drink. ISIS tonight. =
Roast Pork. Roast Beef. Chicken
all are fine for that Sunday dinner.
And all you have 10 do is phone
us at the Russel-James Meat Mar
kct and well give you Just exactly
what you ask for. Try II just once, Bell
S66-Ind 521
Buying Hart Schaffner & Marx
clothes is making an investment. not
an expense. They are TO be found
at Wrights Clothing Store
First Anniversary-On Sunday. Oc-
tober S1st, the Rev VIM w Fleet
wood will celebrate the first annlver-
sary OF his rectorship of the Church
OF the Good Shepherd A special SER
vice will be held at IL a. M 10 which
all who are interested In the work
of the parish are fost cordially in.
vited
WANTED A CHILD. from that
sweet old story. (Which Shall 1t Be
Looked at John. John Looked at
Me-" ORACLE, tonight
Be warned by Yesterdays exper-
ience-proAt by todays opportunity
and buy b. &C G. Butter and have
nothing TO regret
Those who have used Lewis good
coal say that 1t IS the best Try it
Phones 1i9.
Charles Cafeteria. an Ideal Family
Eating House. Just like home
oeden's Indebtedness = Brewers
city government placed Ogden city in
debt 20 the tune OF sl23000 up 10
June 5otb this year. with six months
more expenses OF Ogden city to meet.
GOOD PICTURES. GOOD MUSIC.
PRETTY SONGS. PLEASANT HOUR
10 CENTS S-oRACLEISIS-GLOBE
Good boys wanted at Shupe-Williams
candy factory.
o. ]. Stilwell has nearly new high.
grade piano for rent. Independen.
phone 81, Bell 102SY.
Now is the time to plant bulbs-Wc
carry the best varieties. City Floral
Co. i13 24th St
Dr. Woolley Goes to ersham.-Dr.
Hyrum Smith Woolley of Ogden. has
purchased the business of DIR. Level.
len and is moving his family 10 Brig
nam. Brigham paper says. Dr. Wool
iey Is a class-mate OF DR. o. Il. Jepp.
son, they both graduating from the
Northwestern University OF Chicago
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-30
EN'r rRIES 70 R
MONDAYS
RACES

The opening Of the race meeting,
which was scheduled for today was
postponed until Monday, owing to che
intensely disagreeable weather and
the fact that positive announcement
was not made that there would be
racing regardless of weather condi-
tions. AS far as was In the power OF
Manager Murray, everything had been
done 10 Insure splendid days sport
Regardless OF weather conditions
the meeting Will open Monday.
Races Monday.
FIRST RACE. Six furlIngs, 3-year-
olds and up. selling. Swagerlater,
JIG; Cardinal Carlo, Ill; Arthur Hy-
man. Ill; Jillett. LOG; Burning Bush,
1l6; Maud MEG, III; Dutiful. III:
Proper. ia; Velencia, 116: No Quar-
ter. 116
SECOND RACE: Four furlongs.
9-year-olds and up. selling: Mollie
Montrose. 107; Wheatstone. 107, Chit
terllngs. l03: Elmdale, 40; Marvel P,
109; Nappa, 10; Grasscutter, 107;
Rose DAILY, 107; Happy Chappy, 107;
Mossback, 105.
THIRD RACE; Selling, seven fur
longs. 3-year-olds and up. Aquline,
157; st. kilda. 107; Col. White. 11O:
Contribution, lo7; Sam Rise, l07; No
Rule, 10S; Lanita, lO3; Alice Collins,
102, Lake View. 1O7; LIbcrto. 102;
ROYAL River. 107 Rustling Silk, 1O2:
Frlar of Elgin, 107.
FOURTH RACE: Purse, six fur
longs, all ages: Rey Ell Tovar. 1O4;
Jack Paine, 49, Ethel Day. 1913; La
Dextra, 106; Balerian, 119, Anna May.
119; Fore, lis.
FIFTH RACE; Four furlongs. sell
ing, 3-year-olds and up: My Nurse,
1O3; True Sif, 1903; Harry Stanhope.
1o3; May Worth. l07; Bernardo. lO7;
Al Hampton, 1903: Athgold, 40; DR..
Rowell 107; Orflamb, 107
SIXTH RACE; One mile, selling,
3-year-ods and up; SpondooliX, 1o7;
Mabel Fountain. 81; Sam Barber, 11S:
Aks-Ar-Ben. Ill; Tavora. 109: Bon
Ton, Ill: Merlingo, 109: Belden, 10.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-30
GOOD N EW s
F @ R I II E
CHOIR
CHICAGO PAPER WILLING TO
STAND ALL EXPENSE.
TWO Hundred Members OF Tabernacle
Choir Will Make the Trip to
Land Exposition,

II appears that there Is no doubt
that the Ogden Tabernacle choir Will
take part in the program 10 be given
at the National Land exposition at
Chicago about the middle OF Novem-
ber So certain are the managers OF
choir is being drilled In the singing
OF the Irrigation Ode" for the eXpo.
Sition. Director Ballantyne states
that preparations for the event will be
inauGurated and kept up until the
final decision
For the choir to go to Chicago on
this occasion means that there viii be
a party Of fully 200 people. and. il is
estimated. that II will cost not less
than $4,000 for car fare and other
expenses
The Chicago Tribune is taking the
leading part in the arrangements for
the land exposition. and 1t was the
suggestion of that paper that the Og-
den choir be called 10 Chicago to sing
the Irrigation Ode"
Friday evening Manager Ross of the
choir lelegraphcd the Tribune people
that the choir would attend the ex.
position and take part in tho pro.
gram IL the expenses. which would
include railroad transportation. hotel
accommodations. etc, were guaran.
teed. The telegram also advised the
Chicago people that there would be
200 people IN the choir party, and that
II would mean the expenditure OF
great deal of money 10 make the trim.
1t was also required that transporta.
tion and expenses be furnished Man.
ager Ross for a trip To the Windy
City for the purpose OF arranging for
the trip.
In answer 10 this telegram dis.
patch, addressed TO the Hon. Fred ]
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-30
DID SCHLATTER, PROPHET,
DIE IN OLD MEXICO
"Panqnttcb Utah Oct 90

"PangMtch. Utah. Oct. %. 1909
Editor Standard: There Is
strange mystery connected with the
death OF Schlatter mentioned in the
Standard of October, 21st
In CasaS Grandes. in thc State *
chihuahua, Mexico. in the Office o.
the Jefe Politico (chief OF Dolicel
there Is an old, well-worn bible, ol
the fly leaf of which is the name Of
Francis Schlatter And In the same
Office is a peculiar instrument. II s
made of metal and something like !
cane. II Is about two inches and
half In diameter at the top and thr5s
and q half inches in diameter at tho
bottom. and four feet long. II Is yerJ
heavy and Will stand up right. II is
surmounted with a ball about three
inches in diameter made of metal
that looks like copper. The body OF
a man who resembles the description
often given OF Schlatter was fOu11
beside the river twenty miles Up
stream from Casa Grandes; and &c
side the body were the bible and
singular instrument, There Is no
doubt about this. have seen the
bible and instrument The people are
alive in Mexico. near Casas Grandes,
who found the body. and the record
of the Mexican court tells OF its bur
ial
This finding of the dead man was
a number of years ago; and my attel'
tion was turned to the relics Of a man
who knew Schlatter and saw tbs
relies.
This is very strange. Either the
man who went up into the mountains
OF Mexico. with Schlatter's bible, auI
died there. was an impostor or the
man mentioned In tho Standard as d.
ing at Hastings. Neb.. recently was
an impostor There is no avoiding
this conclusion unless YOU suppose
the man who died In Mexico came 10
life again. Now which was which,
Yours truly.
(Signed) FRED E. ELDREDGE.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-30

Kiesel. was received last evening
which read us follows
Chicago. Oct %, 1909.
Hon. Fred J. Kiesel Ogden, Utah
Business manager of Tribune in
New York on business, but is expect
cd TO be back Sunday Plan TO bring
the Ogden Tabernacle choir here.
Think 1t will be found practicable.
Have deposited transportation and
Pullman fare for c. ]. Ross with Un-
ion Pacific here to wire same TO Og-
den. Would like him TO leave Ogden
tomorrow by Overland Limited and
sec MS Monday afternoon In Chicago,
Wire If we may expect him.
(Signed) CHICAGO TRIBUNE"
II Is quite impossible for Mr.. Ross
TO leave for Chicago today but he
Will department for Chicago tomor-
row morning and will be in conference
with the Tribune people Tuesday.