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The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28
Severe on the Minister.

From the Kansas City Star.
 Bishop olmsted of Denver tells Thanksgiving story Illustrative of the fact that clergymen must keep very much farther away from evil than the ordinary man.
 The bishop was once talking In Oimsted- Vile with an old fisherman about neigh boring divine.
 "A very good man." the bishop said.
 "A good man, yes.' assented tho old fisherman. He swears a good bit for preacher. though
 "Swears?'' exclaimed Bishop Olmsted. T cau< believe that"
 "But heerd him." said the old fisher man, obstinately. .I sat beside him at our Thanksgiving treat, you know, sir. We both of us were hacking away at a turkey leg His got away from him, It slid across the table towards me and lot of cranberry sauce was splattered about.
 T said to him, sympathetic like. for could see he was worked up:
 "aThese legs are damn tough, ain't theys sir?'
 He answered back. quick as flash: "'Yes, George they certainly are.'
 Now if that ain't swearing" conclud- ed the old fisherman. what is it?'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28

The Saturday Evening with than million and quarter circulation 26OO which in Birmingham has the following to editorialy in the current issue
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28
Indigestion Remedy Free

indigestion the offer Is made that he she will send sample of remedy that daily indigestion will Cdwes Syrup Pepsin Instead of taking the peppermns and such things write for what that will do There remedy that has indigestion sick headache heartburn etc., grand instead of being simply breath perfume trouble which is bowel movement and cures that do is the offer of free sample and later became steady All Dr. Caldwell desires that allow him to prove to YOU his expense will convinced
 
 q "dyspepsia
 
 these but temporary rensna child
 
 ists efandyo jusined Thousan of the bsss
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28
Such Great intelligence.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.
 Extraordinary" cried man who was reading the newspaper. Another dis covery has been made in Saturn. Aren't they they wonderful. these astronomersf"
 'Yes," assented his wife, but the stranger part is that they should have managed to discover the names of the stars."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28
State Guarantee Of Egg.

The South Australian government has undertaken to provide guaranteed ffesh eggs of good size for the brsa,xfast tabls of the town dweller.. The schema. which has been in operation sinoe August last. is as simple aa it has be1a sseeeesful. "Egg-collecting circles" have bean set up
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28
Dr.. CaldweIl's Syrup PepsIn

Your letter and sample at hand, Thought I would answer and tell you that 1t Is the thing I have beenl looking for. I hndy 1t to be the bestN medicine 1 have ever used. l am going to get my third bottle this week as I would not be without It.. 1 give 1t to my children all the time and it acts
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28

pR CALDWELL PERSONALLY WILL DH RIIAsnD 1o MEDICAL ADvICD YOU MAY DEsznA FOR Y0un- sKLT on FAMILY PERTAIut0 10 xUD gronGACH. LrvEB on BOWLS, ABSOLUTELY FRRn or CHAR0n. EXPLAIN YouB CASE WILL HnRLx TO YOU IN DETAIL FOR rHD sAlRID GuK1Lx HIND YOUn NAAm AND AD. DRESS ON POSTAL cAND On 01lEnnW1sA FOR nlTAEB nn
 ouEoF mn pOcToRD AppnEg6 ID VI. CALDWELL e&o CAIDWxEL u1Dop uoDg11GuExA WAa
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28

Dr. W. B. Gala
 well. Monticello. Dear eir:-
 I was highly pleased with the sample sent mo and wish other people who have ntonnach trouble would know about 1t. 8 h o u l q b 6 pleased to distri- buts samples to others who are oufforiug W 1 { h
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28
An Editorial On Three-Cent Fares.

Saturday Evening million the following edtorialy in the current issue:
 OF THREE
 O Cleveland probably settles while the question of American cities. Its bearing the subject of municipal ownership of lines in this country must also be important
 of Mayor hnson's eight tyear long cam paign straight three cent fare As transportation life which shall be furnished is matter of real importance. It of those matters which hardly be settled cept by experimenting; for great increase in travel might possibly the decidedly yiower arep profitable Under Mayor Johnson leadership Cleveland tried the experiment. The result the best of scarcely encouraging It quite clear that toleraby isactory with free transfers cannot be for really acceptable service given for materially the demand for ownership much it's
 Not that the Cleveland experiment merely in loss. o cent fare someling thanks Mayor sons campaign, the street people and the public Cleveland understand each other thoroughly result will al well way-whereby the will modest actual investment, the will get all the service their Instances revolt like that Cleveland Chicago vastly beneficial by introducing modesty forbearance calculations of corporations
 As The Post national weekly generally in aZ&@6m12aAmzgh59Hn~Gp
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-11-28

never @ bs without it. I am thankfui ts iflo Coke st.. LOUIsvILLp. KY.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
Ms. ett, Not Burger.
Real Drains Of The firm

Ask jimmy Callahan and he u tell
You Jim Jeffries may be able 10 do all
the nghtiE- for the family bat Mrs.
James j. Is going 10 do all OF the
financierins
1t has just developed that Mrs. JEFF
fries has arranged in a quiet way
every move thar has been made by
the big fellow In his negotiations with
the coiored champion and when the
time came for opening mp the purse
strings and posting forleits, it was
Mrs. len that produced the coin.
Get it2 OF course sam Berger was
known throughout as the agent OF the
retired champion but in reality it was
Ms. Jeffries who attended 10 all the
details. Indeed b. il said that no move
can be made al ans lime unless she
is first consulted
Undoubtedly she has found in the
past that Jehrles &, "a bad manager or
that IL has been discovered that she
Is much better one.
Perhaps r is "a matter that not
In he least interesting 30 the public,
bal The public probably Will be consid-
eraby interested 10 know mat
woman cuts such a decided though
unobfrusiye figure IN the negotiations
for inc biggest pugiIiStic encounter I'm
the history ~ the gamc-St Louis
start hrDuiCic
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
HEYOLER ASSURED
Of HALF THE
VOTES
Friends OF National League Plcsi.
dent Can See Nothing But His
Continuance in His Present
Position.
Hermann and Dreyfuss Nail the
Fake That Had Them Threatening
To Jump Ii Ward Is Picked.

NEW YORK. Dec. ia dca,h Ger
tifcatc. properly signed BY Garry
Hermann. president of the Cinciu-
maui National League Baseball club.
aud Barney Dreytuss. the Pltlsburg
masnate. was issued today for the re-
port that these men Will jump to the
American league il Charles w Murphy
and John + Brush force the election
.of John NJ. Ward 60 the presidency of
the National league
The report omanalcd from Cmcln.
natl.
" lth all The National league save
Horace Foeel OF Philadelphia in town.
for lnc annual meeting tomorrow. the
.aileuerosslns question of who ls 90
be- elected president seems 20 be- a.
much nbscured as week ago Friends
.of John y tl.t dler. Who succeeded to
the presidency on the death uf Harry
Pullidm. wt1c more confident today
that lle>dcr would ice reelected than
they were since Murphy FIRST began
englncering the opposition 90 the
pre- sent executive
The increased optimism among
Hey dlcr friends results fiom the de-
cidod stand m his favor taken by Herr
mann and DreylasS and the probability
that Stanley Robson OF 81 Louis and
John Dove of Boston MAY line up
with them Ii rhese four get toEcther
u is almost certain tbat licydlcr Will
be reelected or The election grow INFO
a deadlock that will finally result in
lIeydler holding onto his Office even
though not reelected
Il Hermann and Drcyfuss can mus.
Ter four Hcvdlcr votes tbot declare
they viii accept uu compromise clu-
didatc as between IlcEdler and John
VI Ward. who Is being groumcd hy
Murphy Brush and Ebhctt- ct Brook
iyn FuGel Is believed 20 hc thc pawn
ol the mphvIIrush- Fhhct,z combine
There is general feeling that The
factions viii GET together though Mur-
phv. Who is leading the hcht against
Hesdler. Is positive that Hcydicr Is
impossible
The National Commission, com used
.of Hermann. IIeydlcr and President
Ban Johnson. Of the American league.
met today ina Hcydlcr's office Follow
Ing the National league meeting tu.
morrow the American league will hold
its annual meeting on Wednesday
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
NEWS OF THE DAY, GATHERED FOR THE DETR
MARES HAVE ABOUT MONOPOLIZED THE TURF
CHAMPIONSHIPS DURING THE PAST SEASON

mares have been the qpecn~ Tor y
years. cOmmcht~ "a writer IA the
Hurseman and SpiIlt ot the Times. Of
Chicago. While I'm the brilliancy or
their performances they have far out
classed the kings.
beginning with Lady suffolk there
have been nine queens Lady SUFFOLK
Highland Maid. Flora Temple. Gold
smith Maid. Mande = Sunol. Nancy
Hanks. AliN ana Lou Dillon There
have been eight gelding champions
Pelham. TaconN, Dexter, occident, Rar-
~. 81. Julien. Jay ENe-Sec and The Alb
hotrand one stallion -- the mighty
tresceus Ia the latter list lay Eve
See was king for day. though hc will
go down ia trotting history as the
father ot the $40 list
Al Providence X /. ON Aug L. iNSi
he trottcd I'm 2;l0 and was the nrst 10
be put down 10 that point The next
lay. Aug. =, at Cleveland, Ohio. Maud
: tH- previous queen, with record OF
"loi4. recovered her crowiL with 70
REGARD OF 2.cAN,. ~ Julien was twice
cbamniou for less tHen "A year
Dexter was ktug Tor four years aud
tcrldcut rclgned for seven months
while Rarus was champion Tor little
oyer u year. The queens also. with the
execution OF liarus and Cresccus, have,
Is "A rule. boon greater campaiCncrs
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
Rival Boxers Are Dead
Ones After Meeting Bat

as FAR as I know. the only writer OF
prominence who agreed with me in
the east was Tad. OF New York We
doped II out that the heating Cans
got ON the body would tell on him
far quicker than would the beating
Rat got on the head This proved
right. for when the pair fought at Col
ma a year ago last July. Nelson had
Il comparatively easy time In winning
m IL rounds. and two months later
he repeated in - sessions Cans is
now physical wreck and he says that
the three fights with Nelson hurt him
more than lid all the others III his
long career OF twelve years in the
prize ring
Well as FOR me I'll fight that
Dane IN only one way He's got 20
be down stairs In a large room and
I've got 10 he up on the roof throw
ing bricks down at him through the
chimney Then | might have a
chance
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

mafk ? o., made ~ The tceding LADY
in lsV> in a try against time. The liar
Nester IN the same year set the race
record fpf the Futufity al : .phaa
lu the pass division of the same
iacc 80 Lexington. Maggie Niudrr. by
oratoriu. dam cara ptgsVt, 10y bireCt'
p pr gained "a championship by tan
iug the THIRD heat tu los AZ The
same meeting the 2-Nrar-oid nhy fleta
Dillon. 10y sidney Dillon. dam hildd
Hills. by Wilkes hoy. reduced IN" rec
ord for PAGERS OF that axe and sex
she started against the record made
hN Ecstasy in 1895 OF al0i. aud won
300 .oNS.
2-Nrar-dlly made the remarkable
record M the trot in the second heat
90 the FuturitN FOR that axe Of 900 4.
This was native Reile. hy Moko. dam
yellow Belle. by Gen Wellington and
bred hy /. darkness ~ Walnut I'M
Farm Edward Thompson, s: North
port l.. houeht Native Belle ~ Auc-
ton u Madison SQUARE Garden last
~irtsr tor s. $50
New records haze been scored Tor
both colts Aua tllies AT the trot The
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
MOTORCYCLISTS' ELECTION.
President Hunter To Act Again and
New Quarters Are SOUGHT.

The Detroit Motorcycle club neld
its annual election Sunday, the follow.
ing officers being chosen for the ~.
suing year:
President. Roy VI. Hunter (re.elect.
cd; vice-president, John H. Trossel,
second yicepresdent, Henry ID. Pur.
linton; secretary. Leo w Banker:
treasurer. Fred Kirchcrer: sergeant.at.
arms, James II. Butler; captain i'm
charge OF Tours, Chas. H. Drude
The officers with William H. Wan
dcrsee and 4. l.. DeVot constitute the
board OF directors.
The meeting was held in the club
quarters at Monroe and st. Aubin and
Immediately afterwards smoker was
given. Reports Of officers showed the
club TO he in very prosperous condi-
ton and IL was decided TO make an
effort 20 secure more central loca.
ton
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
MOST TEAMS PICK BACKS
AS CAPTAINS FOR 1910
Here Is LIST Of the New Gridiron
Leaders, Which Includes Many
College Heroes.

SOliCSC FlClOGSs
Many ol the big cleyens hav,
elected their captains for the gridiruI
season of 1910 Most OF the team,
have chosen a backfield man To leaC
the team. DAILY won the honor of lead
ing Yale Fitzpatrick. the defeated
candidate will probably get the track
captaincy
Following is a list Of teams, the cap
tains and their positions:
Michigan-Miller quarterback.
Yale-Daly. halfback.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. fulIback
Oberiin-Bird halfback
Colgatc-keegan, tackle.
Hamiltun-Sidle fullback.
Carlisle-Houser, fullback
Chicago-Crawley halfback.
INSTRUMENTATION tackle
Maine-Parker. halfback
Wesley halfback
Vanderbilt -Nceiey. quarterback
Brown-Nluslow, guard
Illinois-llUt1er, guard
IIObart-NeaE!e halfback
Rochester-Mellen tackle
Williams--Petel son fuilback
Fordham-- Barrett. center
Amherst-Camphell halfback.
Iowa-HyIaud end
Princeton Hart fullback
Trmitv-Ramsdrll halfbaCk
Nirginia-Boweu end
Pennsylvania Cozzeus. center
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
HUNTERS WILL ENJOY 1T

Tracks and Tracking. just of the
presses OF the Outing Publishing Co
IS e little book which viii be read
with interest by every lover Of the
WOODS and i's Wild inhabitants JOSE
Grucr. rhe author is ono OF the
world authorities and has treated
tbp matter t-temaucaily. diagram
ming tue tracks eft the various Wild
uima and illustrating many inter
oatiuc dedu, nOn- which can be made
from ono who understands what hc
reads in tho snow The book is pro
Nselv Illustrated With some unusUal.
IS nnc photographs. ~ we'll - the
-kstchcd footprints. and includes a
rumlor of interesting hunting exper-
icuccs,
job Printing done right Times
Printing co, John R-St. can Main
- fth YI fIfF ..r3
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

Cue ball IA below, Is left. object
bali J-S left. stroke - ia excess o.
ordinary Cue ball doubles width OF
table. cushioning az \. b. and effect
ing carOm on ball > object p1ll
cushions at G. -. T. and rests az i.
II cue ball is struck above center
IL viii curve from 4 10 II and mis-
The carom by taking end cushion aad
passing The accuracy OF this stroke
is I'm delivering the cue below center
causing bail 90 take direct line fruh
cacll cushion
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
BRIGHTON MANS WALK.
Travels From His Home Town 10 De.
troit IN 9:42 On Foot.

brighton citizens have been indulg
Ink in walking stunts lately and the
general discussion ~ these feats has
stirred up the energy of some Of its
husky r"sidcnis 20 do or die Ncdncs.
uat Gustav Bdetchc. a prominent
}ouns business man. walked * miles
from Brighton 10 Detroit in hours
aud a. minutes. thereby winning an
o1~trI supper and free ticket 10 "A
theatrical entertainment IT. agreed
to matte the distance In g hours or
icts on paw FOR ne supper aud enter
tainment William GALLOWAY. another
Young business man. started ahead or
Raetckc bHt finished several milcs
behind him - Fowlerville Review
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
CANDIDATES FOR TITLE.
Bronson and DeshIer Scrap Again for
First Chance With Nelson

First Chance With Nelson
BOSTON. Mass. Dec. l3.--With the
probability OF meeting with Ad Vol
CAST and Bat Nelson rs the prize ~
victory. Ray Bronson, of indianapolis.
and Dave Deshler Of Cambridge, will
fight here tomorrow night \ draw de-
cision was given at their last cncouu-
ter
bronson is matched with Adj. VOL.
CAST at Los Angeles in January aud Is
anxious 10 start west with a win over
Deshler The latter is after Wolgast
also and figures that after tomorrow 3
bout he VIII be chosen 10 make tho
trip instead Of the young hoosier.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
Speedway Watch Thursday.

Their" Will De something doing on
the boulevard speedway Thursday aft
ernoOn for the fellows who llkc to
see the fast steppcrs so. l.. J. Fruc-
hauf has matched his Barney Claude
against Charles Parkcr's Uncle Dudley
for $50 side The first heat VIII be
afarfcl at n'clnck
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
up Can't STAY There.

The Cleveland club has turned
Pitcher George Upp back to the Co.
lumhus american Association club.
Apparently Pitcher Upp il not dostin-
cd to remain mp.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
ADAM Aeeents Terms.

Pitcher Babe Adams has accepted
the terms rendered him hl President
nreyfuss with thanks for the Pitts
burg magnatc's generosity -Adam.
WAS voluntarily given big increase
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
vauahan,s seeond Attenpt.

Big Jim Vaughn. OF louisville. is
expected 70 become the star loft
handler Of the American league Mana
ger Stallinas. pi the New York Yam
KEGS. intends fo give hm o.lrT ag
pGItunity 90 make gold
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
Ideal Fielding Team.
If fielding would win a pcnnant IN
ideal American league team ought {
be composed of Spencer OF Boston -
catchel, Snlnr nf Chicago. Criss OF 8
The BUSY Pool shnrk

i.ou ! Ltubscher the skiiir -lom
~ ui fancy pool. has huokcd an Ca
hibition for raes'lay uisht u Kur
mans Smoke shop pool room ou Ili-t
iRcs near Gratioi.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

formei mark had been AhdelU~ ~
madt at Sau Jose, Cal, against time ii
1894 The nllV record has hevn ihhsN
MCGregors 2g3s. made In 1898 "a,
Holtou. Kan
Both marks were shattered by Miss
stokes. a yearling hay nlly by Peter
the Great. dam Title Thompson 10y
GUY Wilkes. e.i51.. and bred h. w. h
l. stokes % Manhattan. at his fatch"n
" likes Farm ia kentucky Miss stoke
trott,d iu etlSi. against time a. tlr
CClnred Fair Lexington, driven hA III
Willis trainer At the farm. This MY
T. Thought "a hr a speed wander ~ az
goes well with her and ~ said Go have
trottcd in 2.l6 I'm a private trial
Margin. psnisa Maid aud soprano
have also done signal honor 10 tNclr
sex az the light harness races Til,
prominence of the mares u not un,om-
mon, and on the iist OF champion, since
Lady Sufrolk - the present ttmu they
have gained greater famo than the
stations and Lcldinss.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
Sporting Notes

snd-rsrifi has signed Ia manage the
Adrian south Michigan club In 1870.
Tomorrow nlRht Lou Iaubs~her mud
iiIl kadau viii play match game
81 pool at Makowskis. Magnolia and
Williams -sts.
Harry and Willie lewis viii resume
tu"ir little boxing sket 81 ia PARIS
shortly. Each Is the Others best
meal ticket.
\ s~Nen-horsepower motorbiLe beat NIL
tne he autos in the Fort Lee htu
climb near New York the other day.
The animal mcetius or the Detroit Hon,
club Is srhs duled for this evening At
: t"e t'iio"cfaN .lub.
rhc bninnce OF power In the election
"t a NatiUnai ieagu' president today
Is said 20 rest with Mdgnate Robson
~ It Louis. who IS not pledged to
either iieydler or Ward.
Wilmington. left guard. ~ the new IInr-
ward captain. His home is in Hon
oiuiu and Ae ~ also member OF
The >pnldinE Junior Basketball league
ptdrs its first series OF gaines to-
night at the &. +. r. 60. gymnasium.
Notweii has been substituted for Kelly
tn tue semi wtndup tomorrow night
at windsor. Tommy bOugherty and
Paul Sikora remain the card for tie
final bout.
III. Broiaski. the California gambler
VINO promoted th" Tia Juaua track
Just over the Mexican line. bat whose
concession was removed at the re-
quest of the l.. = government wants
the same thing done In the case OF
the JudrcZ Mex, track.
.
seattle has refused Ia meet the Ann
ALL - u To- ssr.t
ter has called the long -toutcd trim
or \ banquet Will be- rendered the
Ann Arboritcs who clearly won the
high school championship OF tho
state.
The Grand Rapids courts have az last
dropped tn" case against Eddie E.Vuu
who refereed the fatal Lewis Ward
ught The last heard OF RYAN. lac
was coaching preparatory school
football team ina Kansas
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

Husis~---like Printing. No fuss and
no feathers TIC plain. neat kind that
looks right. rime. Printing Co., is
John st Phone 1903
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
HEART Nth the
10 Sporting
HEART Editor.

one of the concluding chapters in
The story OF MiChigans most tragic
boxing contest came over the wires
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

I'm the IS years which hove r1sscd
from oct Is. iSA5. when Lady Suffolk
driven by David Bryant, tottcd az iio-
huken. y v. in ...3i., 40 oct -, 1908,
whcu Millard SAudcls at Nrmphls
Tenn-. drove Lou nIIIon ID l.lAl.. lhs
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14
II. Brol.ski. the CuIifor,i, gambler

VINO promoted The TIA JuauA track.
Just over the Mexican line. bat whose
tpucessIon was removed at the re-
quest of the T.. = government wants
the same thing done In the case OF
the JudrCZ. Mex. track.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

There a. skJting OHIO We won
dare 10 temp; the hoodoo.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

Arborf high school team. and the lat
TIT has called the long -toutcd trip
or \ banquet Will be- rendered the
Ann Arboritcs who clearly won the
high school championship OF tho
state.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

las illCIt III tie
dis pate h from
Grand Rapids stat
ing thar the county
authorities had At
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

battling Nelson clearly Is entitled 10
the palm as an advertiser have
some Of his stationary. adorned with
cartoons and other literature but the
browning stroke of all is the delicate
tracing o nthe face Of the paper in
which is depicted The downfall Of the
Great Master"
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

The climax OF tho baseball fuss may
confidently be said 20 have arrived On
all but two occasions the magnates
have gotten warmer as the date Of the
meeting approached and have then
dropped clear from the boiling point
20 no NAL.
The Detroit times., 1909-12-14

tn the semi windup tomorrow night
at Windsor. Tommy bougherty and
Paul Sikora remain the card for the
hual bout