The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-11-19

the way Mary 4
F.y q. been maxim me trut around
II In ~sqnn.hviil@ town. judgfns
for suprliss-
Mary Ann h "a II them Restless
critters thar cant wait Z minute onee
sh~ has s~t her mind On ! thing
PeieG. she says to ma. = uaek
come next Wednesday. .Pslex. yoa
hetter get started on Thanksgfvfn' Or
TN be here and we WIN be In . N
like Mis- jenkins was the time she
had N al over fns dinner six pears
ago- shall never forget tksai dinn~s
to my dytn' day she says and It'll
BE . warning for me. l Anps- Mis-
Jenkins was ashamed 20 show hes
lace TO the ladies' aid. and she oa4
OF the Leaders. You xo< me 70 axree
10 have half the town cvsr hsr~. and
TN WORRY me. reisg. until The tur-
keys bein' carved. I'm afraid - ths
pie crust1i be- tough - oil Gtt out.
When Mary Ann talks that way.
Known her ths way do. bSin' nas-
ried : GOOD 20 year. 1 give H. A.
dont dawdle around doin' N. either.
Jay Home says 10 ma a day.
'Peies.' he aays. you're plain hen
pecked. that's Whist you be-.
Thursday mornin'. ~hso gOe
through with the chores. ard s<~n
that the woodbox was filled and the
water pail brinmin' over. them hesn'
things that gets on = woman nerves.
] gifts loaded ~ with jugs and things
and Vas down To Jay Homes STARE
before he had the nocr sprinkisd.
Jay. ] says. ~ you have GOT amp
thing In thia shanty that's needed for
. banx-up Thanksgfvtn' dinn~S. tsct
81 out. and don't stop 70 ng1@s u -
Til the whole eabcodls ID wrapped ~.
Expense 10 nothin' TO me-. I says. "
y costs . load Of my best meadow
hay
Jay SGT down his sprinkler and
went out to the hack shs3 .foe To
broom.
Don't you Git riled up. Pelsg.' he
says. or excited. Comm IN % me
at this time OF the norma hs says.
when my minds vet On getfin' IL
prune pits and other dAbree ~ IL
eventn' debauch of some Of theoo
S~ouashviile sports. ~ the felieg sAys.'
he says. cleaned up. I atnt a. %
ngSer up . Thankagivin' dinner. Ut
II you'll set down and hold yuur
horsss.' be says. ven git 10 Il. ws1l
git TO IT,
Long and short of Il va. Jay
didn't have half the things Mary Ann
had set down. We fingered suk pref
y well. from what hs had Dat
DANCED II he had any cider o. svsa
cider vinegar.
Jay says. Tn . believer h
truth. and ! trusted yoa- But when /
read says, In the 0@uanAvflls
Bugls. ~ I cid yes'lay. theo lssms
which says Jay Home has ~ full
est. nost complete and esass1l stock
Of groceries n the northveoe prices
right and god tSsatnsa1. md
come here. - I hsv. and 1n1 10 q.
der. or ven cider vinegar. I IND tAat
I hare been mislsd. Aftss III I VIII
read the Squashvtlie papse With sons
caution. lot alone csdertn' yUu O
postmaster % quit dsaivesin' Il % hcx
iss.
"'Psleg.' says LAY. yos'rs ahoue IL
dangdest fool that evee - eooe H.
side my store. I haA that ct6es. .
advertised. and I hAA that rood treat
mest. and 10 one svse said my prices
vasat fnir. Bat because . ~ ce Oh
ers has been trotttn' In hero Tor ~
plies. lst alons then that buys Il 3
the xiass. you gtt On youF high horse.
| 1.-The your tsades PsleG.' - says. but
dang II ! ainr . noe1oa = tel 20 =
IND another placs.'
Jay l says. sssin' I vas AAssA.
We bsin' member oe tie Modern
woodmss Aint goln' 10 hsv - words.
But I an thinktn' Of Mary Am. 0Ae's
81 her heart q real cider Tor them
1incs piss. anl you know Mary Ana
And ] vas right Msry Am put
her eooe dawn wAsn I cone ineo tie
kitchsn anA she - ! ai6nt hsv IL
cider.
II can't Aslp 4. Pslss.' sAs saysL
I must hsv t. You1l hsv 70 90 10
Podunk fcs Il and to-Aay's = rood !
time ~ ] know. ] wont slssp nov
TIL ! git that elder. I remember oor
Mis- Jenkins. and III . vasuin.'-
And DANCED II I didn't hsv 10 walk
over TO Podunk. mo that ainr ben
there since | got beat for constable.
And Mary Ann ~ down some other
little things she thought Of. bein' - I
m goin' to make the trip. whsn /
rot homo ! set down tho 1ug . Hide
hard on tia kitchen table.
MARY Ann I s9ys. this idsa q
h9vtn' the whole dun town a-trumpin'
Ia here On. ThanAsgivtn' may ~ III
right. aint sayin' nothin' aeainss
u YouTl hsv your way. Bat tAey's
GOT 10 - rslosm u this tCvn. Jav
Home1l keep ci1pS Ana evesy olhae
article I says. Tor TAanka91vins =
Podunk1l ct NJ traAo.'