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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21
czwARTEk, DINA 2l-do sTyczNlA, 1909 RoKU.

ma senatora zwiazkowego. Odbylo
sic ) glosowan, ale zaden handy
datow ME otrzymal wiekszosci
potrzebnej. Media sic przewidziec
jak dlugo te glosowania odbywac
sic beda, lub kto ostatecznie zwy-s
ciezy; wedle ustawy musi sic co..
dziennie odbywac przynajmniej'
jedno glosowanie. Mozliwa jest
rzecza, re wyplynie jakis handy
dat ktorym dzisiaj jeszcze ME
ma mowy ktory dotychczas je-
szcze zadnego ME otrzymal giosu;
wymieniaja miedzy innclni take
nazwiska jak posiowie Rodenburg
i J. A. Rose lub sedzia Alonzo K.
Vickers najwyzszego sadu sta.
nowego.
Rezultat pierwszego glosowania
byi TAXI: ~. rf
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21
HOlowie niosqce ciaEa otiar.
Stacya na ktorej wydarZyia sic
ekSplOZya.

wozdanie prezydenta organizacyi,
Lewisa j sel1retarza i skarbnika
Ryana. = Lewis w SVEN, spra-
wozdaniu wzywa krytykow do
zbadania jego urzedowych czyn.
noSci skarzy sic ma brak dyscy-
pliny u czlonkow. Wiceprezydent
White W przem6wieniu SVEN ra.
dill, azeby o wewnetrznych niepo-
rozumieniach ME rozgiaszac pu-
blicznie.
Washington, D. C., s1 stycznia.
= w senacie znowu byia NOVA
% strzelaninie w Brownsville. Sc.
nator Frazien Tennessee boz
wiem wystapil z nova przeciw
przyjeciu novel; tyczacej sic po-
.nownego werbowania aoinietzy
do rs pulku piechoty. Utrzyny.
wal, re wilma zoinierzy zostaia
stwierdzona, chociaz ME wykry-
to jednostek W pierwszej linii cd.
powiedzialnych. = w izbie po-
slow radzono mad brdzetetn flo
.ty. -
Washington, D. c., 91 91-stycznia.
- w marcu odbedzie sic ma Fill
pinach process wytoczony peWnyrn
'krajowcom O skiadanie ofiar 'ludz-
.kich bogom. Sprawa, oktofa cho-
dzi, wydarzyla sic, W Davao No
{ sm FH =.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21
Telegramy zagraniczne

Toxic, 81 styczhia. = Ssdza tn
zarowno " koiaeh oficyalnych
.jak prywatnych, re przediozenis
antijapohskich wnioskow praw.
nych W kalifornijskiej legislatu-
RE i ujawniony nastepnie zamiar
wzniecenia stalej zawisci miedzy
Japonia i Stanami Zjednoczony-
mi, jest tylko wykonaniem planu
idawno uknutego w tym celu, aze.
by W kohcu przyszio miedzy wy.
ir1ienionemi pahstwami do wojny.
iPewien urzednik ministerstwa
spraw zagranicznych powiedzial
do przedstawiciela ,Zjednoczonej
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

wyspie Mindanao, ktorej guberna-
tor doniosl o zdarzeniu dnia 20
grudnia. Ma wyspie tel mieszka
okoio 100000 ludzi, a tych 400
tysiecy jest krajowcami, Morosa.
mi, uwazajacuni Mohameta "a
proroka, ale wierzacyrni W roznych
bogow. Naczelnikiem tego szcze-
pu jest niejaki Dato Ansig. Do
niego zglosiiy sic byly dwie ko-
biety, skarzace sic, il niepokoja je
duchy zmar}ych MEOW: on zas
orzeklszy, re dla przeblagania bo-
ga zla, Mandarangana, potrzeba
zfozyc ofiare ludzka, polecil posta-
rae sic o taxa ofiare. Kupiono
tedy niewolnika, sletniego chop.
ca gluchego i zezowatego j W
nieszkaniu Ansiga posrod ro-
znych ceremonii odbyio sic zakio-
Gle owego chlopca oszczepem
przez owe dwie kobiety, potem
porabanie jego ciaia ma drobne
czastki, ktore zabrali ze SODA ma
pamiatke uczestnicy ceremonii.
Dato Ansig teraz bedzie proceso-
wany.
Manila, 21 stycznia. - Wulkan
Lagnax W prowincyi Tayabas ma
wyspie Luzon zaprzeszlej nocy
wybuchi nagle. w calsj okolicy
zostaly zrzadzone szkody. Wy
buclt poprzedziiy detonacye
grzmot podziemny. Zjawisko 10
opisuja jake ,olbrzylnia eksplo-
Eye wody". Gubernator prowin-
cyl donosi, re mnostwo pola orne-
go zosta}o zniszczonego, mostly
poburzone, drogi wszelkie popsu-
te. Z CORY wylaly SIG olbrzymie
masy woody. Wedle pozniejszych
depesz ME byl to wybuch wulka-
nu, tylko urwanie chmur. Wysia-
no ma gore oddziai konstablow do
| zbadania zjawiska.
Newark, N. J., 21 stycznia. -
jednymz budynkow fabryki pro.
chu nalezscej do. Dupont Pow
der Comp" W Lake 'Hopatcong
wydarzyla sic gwaltowna eksplo-
zya, wskutek ktorej czterech mez-
czyzn zostalo zabitych ma miej-
scu, a kazdy innych dziesieciu
wlasnie W budynku sic znajduja-
cych, mocno pokaleczony. Eksplo-
zya tax byla gwaitowna, re zie-
mia zadrzaia w caiej okolicy. 20
bylo powodem eksplozyi, narazie
niewiadomo.
Salina, CAL, 21 stycznia. - w
kopalni wegla ,Cyelone, Canyon
niedaleko Chancellor, 70 mil na
poiudnie cd Salina, wydarzyia sic
eksplozya, wskutek keorej zycie
stracilo 6 osob, podobno sanych
Wiochow.
Milwaukee, Wis, 21 stycznia.
= Wpewnym domu znaleziono tu
zwloki Macieja Durowskiego
jego zony, staruszkow okoio 20
letnich, ktorzy prawdopodobnie
umarli pred trzema tygodniami.
Widziano ich zywych po raz osta'
tni n grudnia. !Szeroko otwarts
drzwiczlki pieca kaza sic domy.
slat, re gaz weglowy stall sic po.
wodem ich smierci.
Marshalltown, Ia, 81 stycznia.
- Pawei Rad}ow, aresztant we
wiezieniu powiatowem, Rosyanin.
popelnil samobojstwo iprzez po'
wieszenie, powodu ze zostai ska.
zany ma 1Oletnie karne wiezienis
"a podpalenie domu.' Obaj bracis
jego, ktorzy byli jego reczyciela.
mi. oddali 60 W rece wladz.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

lat, re Salineville, O., srebrny me-
dal pensya miesieczna $40 mie-
siecznie, anadto po SIS miesiecznie
dla kazdego I szeSciorga jej die
ci; maz jej zgina1, ratujac zycis
ludzkie.
indianapolis, Ind, 91 stycznia.
=. Wedle sprawozdania komitetu
mandatow, w konwencyi zwiazku
gornikow bierze udziai 1900 dele.
gat6w.. .Wczoraj odczytano spra-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

Carnegie'go dla bohaterow Gar
negie Hero Fund Commisior1) u.
chwalila ma rocznem swem posie-
dzeniu rozdac 26 medalow, $14,75o
w podarunku, a nadto pensye w
lacznej sumie S565 miesiecznie
Medale otrzymali: Raymond A.
May, lat 20, Cloverport, KY;
George H. Cote, II lat, Yazoo
City, Miss, bronzowy medal i 2
tys. dol; Florence A. Whaley,
13 lat, ze San Diego, CAL, medal
bronzowy i $4,000; John Boskojr-
12 lat, z Marblehead, O., bronco
wy medal i $4,000; Neal w. Beat.
tie 21 lat, z Guild Hall, VT, bron-
zowy medali $1,000; John c. vii
son, so lat, Waynesburg, N. Y,
bronzowy medal $1,000; James
A. Forsyth, 40 lat, z Atlanta, Ca,
bronzowy medal i $1,5O0; George
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

J. Roberts, 25 lat, Oakland, CAL,
bronzowy medal; James H. Archi
bald, 81 lat, Gates, Tenn, bron-
zowy medal $1,000; Abner L.
Knykendall, 81 lat, Beaumont,
Tex, bronzowy medal; Sarah H.
Killikelly, 70 lat, z Pittsburgh, Pa,
srebrny medal SIS miesiecznie
w dozywociu "a uratowanie zycia
Mary E. Kilgallon, liczacej lat 26;
Mary F. M. Skinner, wdowa, 80
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

N~1~oJOty Oh'VPf"0y "N''No''NIS'
Cd ezasu pozaru teatru Iro-
quois ME nawiedzila miasta ma
szego katastrofa tax okropna,
jak wczoraj rano, gdy ma jeziorze,
naprzeciw ujscia ulicy 73ciej,
dwie mile cd brzegu spaliia sic
tymezasowa stacya wodociagowa,
glzie robotnicy firmy George
W. jackson Co." pracowai oko&o
budOwy tunelu wodociagowego.
Przyczyn pozaru napewne do
tychczas ME stwierdzono, najpra-
wdopOdobniej jednakze spowodo-
wa}a go eksplozya dynamitu lub
prochu, kt6re przechowywano W
poblizu przyrzadu ogrzewalnego
owej stacyi. " momencie budy-
mex prowizoryczny stanal W plo-
mieniach!. Z 80ciu robotnik6w,
znajdujacych sic na budowie,
wielu spioneio zywcem, inni wi
dzac, ze ich suknie sic pala, wska-
kiwal do lodowato zimnej wody /
tonei bez ratunku. Sceny, jake
sic rozgrywaiy ma tel wysepce og-
MIA poSr6d p}ynacego lodu / kry
- ME dada sic Opisac! Widziano
ludzi, kt6rzy jak szaleni biegali,
starajac sic uchrOni6 pred og-
MEM, az wreszcie ciskai sic do
woody, gdzie przewaznie tOnei,
ezlonki ich bowiem wnet wskutek
zimna dretwia1y. Me ulega wat
pliwosei zadnej, re zgineliby byi
wszyscy, majdujacy sic ma budo-
vie, gdyby ME maly parowiec
"AIorford'', kt6ry przypadkowO
Znajdowa{ sic bllsko stacy, a kto-
rego kapitan johnson - widzac
co sic dzieje, pospiechem mozli-
wynn podjecha} do plonacego bu-
dynku wszystkim, ktorzy sic
znajdowali na powierzchni wody
rzucono liny, sznury, kawaly
drzewa pasy ratunkowe. W lr6t-
kim czasie parowiec 'EMOrford"
przepelni} sic rannymi i ocalony-
mi odjechal do brzegu, kierujac
sic do centrum miasta, skad ME
szczesliwych przewieziono do roz-
maitych szpitali, poczem "Mor-
ford" udaI sic po raz drugi ma
miejsce katastrofy znowu przy-
wi6zl rannych uratowanych.
Tymczasem pospieszono juz do pa
lacej sic stacyi i z innymi statka-
mi, a gdy sic straszliwych rOz-
miarach katastrofy przekonano,
zawezwano nurka miejskiego,
Donovana, kt6ry do wieczora zna-
laz} ma pogorzelisku wydobyl
woody Al cial :ciaIa te przewaznie
50 straszliwie popalone i znieksztal
cone tax, re ich ME spos6b rozpoz-
nae. Popakowano je We IVORY i ma
parowcu "Saben" przewieziono
do mostu przy ul. 92ej, skad je od-
stawiono do zakladu pogrzebowe-
go Murphy-ego, gdzie tez koroner
Hoffman sledztwo odbedzie.
Rych1o tez przyby} na miejsce
katastrofy statek pozarny, kt6ry
ugasil reszte dogorywaiacego jui
ognia, a gdy strazacy wstapii ma
ruiny, przekonali sic, ie pOdloga
stacyi zawalila sic do budowane-
90 wlasnie tunelu, gdzie tez ezeSe
robotnik6w wpas6 musia}a. Ma o.
chotnika spuszcza} sic jeden stra-
INK do szybu i zdawalo sic mu, re
siyszy jeki nieszczesliwych tam u
wiezionych, ale ME m6g} ich ratio
wac, "a wiele bowiem by}o gaz6w
W szybie, tax, ze po chwih wycia-
gnieto strazaka r6wniez nieprzy-
tcmnego. .Kiedy ciala przywiezio-
no do So. Chicago zebra} sic tam,
naabrzegp olbrzymi tsum ludzi,
l-t6,Ht sool;ov-o ~ tI,1dam tvlkO IL
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21
Telegramy kraiowe.

Springfield, I'll, 21 stycznia. -
w legislature wczoraj odbywalo
sic wsp6lne giosowanie obu izb
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21
0kropna kata strofa.
BliskO so rObotnikow ginie W pozarze stacyi wo-
dOciagowej ma jeziorze.
DRUGIE TYLE RANNYCH.
UWIEZIONYM ME POZOSTALO NC NNEG0 JAK GINAC PLO
MIENIACH LUB W NURTACH WOODY = JAK LoD ZMNEJ

chny, wielu bowiem szuka}o kre-
wnych lub znajomych.
Lista zabitych, o lie ja dotych-
czas MONA byio skompletowae,
przedstawia sic jak nastepuje:
Anderson j., robotnik.
Barnots j., robotnik.
Bascoober B., robotnik.
Bird R., pomocnik.
Blake Peter, maszynista.
Brennan T., robotnik.
Cassidy NJ, robotnik.
Connolly T., robotnik.
Oonnors j., asyst. superintendent.
ConYel j., robotnik.
Daladenis j., robotnik.
Driscoll j., robotnik.
Faddy J., robotnik.
Fultz N, forman.
Gavel T., robotnik.
Hanson T., robotnik.
Heuk F., robotnik.
Jennings E., motor. elewatora.
johnson Andrew, robotnik.
Johnson Iver, nurek.
Kelley j., robotnik.
Kelley J., robotnik.
Kelly O., motor. elewatora.
Kelley William, ciesla.
KiIcoyne A., robotnik.
King James, robotnik.
Krater Charles, robonik.
Lucas J., robotnikk. -. go 1..--.,.-... -,.....-
Lynch P, s}uzacy. -
Nc Donald r: d. dozorca.
McGee Ed, robotnik.
McPhinney John, robotnik.
McPhinney Patrick, robotnik.
Meyer c., dozorca elewatora.
Miller F., robotnik.
Miller j., robotnik.
Mitchell T., motor. tramwaju.
Mulohan j., robotnik.
Nickson NJ, robotnik.
O'Connor Barney, forman.
Patterson c., robotnik.
Pfister j., pomocnik ciesli.
Purcell John, robotnik.
Reynolds W., robotnik.
Scott Edward, robotnik.
Ccully William A.. robotuik.
Shodisk NJ, robotnik.
Soc c., robotnik.
Stankus T., robotnik.
Stevens G., forman.
Stevenson James, robotnik.
Sullivan John, robotnik.
Tabeunis F., robotnik.
Tomasa j., robotnik.
Thomas F., robotnik.
Thorpe j., kucharz.
Walsh James, robotnik.
White Michael, robotnik.
Yandrolus w., robonik.
Liczba ranionych wynosi os6b
SO, z tego niekt6rzy odniesli smier-
telne poparzenia lub zamrozenia,
albo tez i jedno i drugie; W gro
madzie tel znajdujemy pare naz-
wisk sfowia6skich, lub nawet pol
skich, jak: FIR. Gabrilnowicza,
Ss40 Escanaba ave., kt6ry odni6sl
uszkodzenia tax ciezkie, re niema
dian nadziei ratunku, Fir. Gado-
wicza re So. Chicago, kt6rego wy
dObyto z wody, ciezko poparzone-
60 i kilku innych.
Wrazenie katastrofy W miescie
ca}em bylo piorunujace; wczoraj
przez dzieh caly niczem innem
ME m6wiono, wszystkie gazety
przepe4niOne So opisami szczeg6-
low nieszczescia; dla uzupe}nie-
MIA naszego opisu, zamieszczamy
dis jeszcze pare illustracyi, do
tyczacych straszliwego tego wypa-
dku.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

Do wyboru potrzebnych jest glo
sow 103.
Pittsburg, Pa, 21 stycznia. :
Komisya rozdawnictwa funduszu
Kobietys oczekuiace przybycia
statk0W.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1909-01-21

Turkish Herald" 16c papierosy, te.
ran 10 "a 1oc. Pytaicis sie 0 nile.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Youna.a lmpromptu.

To most persons Edward Young is the author of Might Thoughts" and nothing more. but he was also man of the world and shrewd and caustic wit as well as the rector, of St. Mary's church at Welwyn.
 It was there in the garden of the rec tory that he composed some of the best impromrtu verses known. He was walking with two ladies when some one summoned him to the house. His companions were agreeable, and he was in no haste to leave them. Turn ing as he reached the gate. he said: Thus Adam looked when from the garden And thus disputed orders sent from
 heaven.
 Like him. go and yet to go am loath; Like him. l go. for angels drove us both. Hard was his fate. but mine still moro
 unkind: His Eve went with him. but mins stays
 behind.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Spoiled His Taste.

"A friend of nine." said a Montan,, man. "is defending a damage suit for being party to making man talk" the liquor cure without his consent This man had been on protrac!ed spree of several weeks. and his ia!Si ness was going to the dogs. Ny frie.M thought 1t would be kindly thing to send him to sanitarium for trel: mert. He did 50. and the man WAS given the cure for the whisky habit When he was discharged from the sanitarium the fast thing he did was to go to saloon. He called for Wilis- ky. He tasted it, but did not fancy the flavor of 1t. He set his distaste of It down to tue cure he had been given by my friends orders and in..e diateiy began suit for $50,O0O dam ages. He says in his complaint that he had highly cultivated and ,lis criminating taste for whisky. witch had taken years to develop. and that
 was spoiled by the cure. l de nol know how my friend will come out. but he Is not helping any more down and outs without first obtaining their eou,ent. ."-New York Journul
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Jossohlas's Many Namss.

Josephine, empress of the Frenen' wss Yeyette to her intimate frienoS' Her name in reality was Marie Josepne Rose. Napoleon after the marriage exacted that she should be known ~ Josephine. He had mania Tor r baptizing the women of his entourage' He made his sister Marianne an Elise. of Annonciade a Caroline, of Paulette q Pauline.
 Among her numerous friends Joseph fine remained Yeyette. Barras never called her otherwise.
 The pope was so unfamiliar "ien her name that when he sent his bene- diction the letter borne by hls legate was addressed to "Our Sister In Jesus Christ, Victoria Bonaparte
 In 1914, on the departu;c for Eioa' the Debats designated Josephine under the paraphrase "the mother or Prince Eugene"
 At Ruell her tomb bears this slmpse inscription. "A Josephine. Eugene et Hortensc, 1895" The restoration did not permi. ,.>>r recognition as empress. -Cri de Paris.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Rings as a Protection.

Il ustM ;o i,e surprised" said cl.r:. .a hi.,, r':,Ss: jeM".ry s.s,:;.';: i:nau; .":'rn n "',,:Iia w%nln .sncw vas uu.
 narrird wOUh! rome i: ai.,! tnr,iy s%, is.s., Il uands,Ht.. s',.s.,ife tii,, lno;iI .i,i
 -.,e. sort usua:iy soi.l for an engage
 iilt.iu rius. and thea. quite d., Il iilalit: .,f course. .,u. Il pain gold baHl of ;:.' we,ltlin. riug variety couldn't un Gnrstand it at first but now i',,. learned that many unmarried women think two such riugs. worn when tray cling. for instance, serve about the same purpose as a chaperon. tad g case the other day where a mot her came in with her unmarried daughter "a pretty girl hardly out of her teens and bought two such rings. From their conversation 1 learned that the girl was to take the trip to the Pacific coast unaccOmpanied. and the mother evidently thought if her daughter was protected by her rings she'd not be so apt to be criticised for being alone
 Funny idea. but the women seem to think it works well."-New York Sun
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Tho Substitution.

It is q we'll known fact that both Sir Arthur Sullivan and Sir W. s. Gilbert had horror of the titles of their operas becoming known until the very night of their performance. This fear that they might be foresta!ied cre- ated considerable confusion at the ini- tlai production of "1olanthe: or The Peer and the Peri" The opera was rehearsed for weeks under the title of "Perola." It was only at the dress rehearsal that the company was tn- structed to substitute the name "Io- lanthe" for that of "Pero!a" wherever 1t occurred in the text or lyrics. It was no easy task to replace vocally and in the dialogue name of three syllables for one of four. Sullivan. however, said (maybe aside) to ono or two of the actors who were nervous: "Go ahead and sing the music. Gil- bert won't be In front'' (Gilbert never attended the first night. $50 use any name that you think of first if you are rattled. No one in the audience will be any wiser. r."-Boston Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
What Was the Matter.

E. A. Sothern once told dilemma he got into:
 "1 was acting in comedy when l had to speak the words. Whats the mattery We'll, one night was rather slow about taking my cue and was prompted. I forgot myself for the mo- ment. and when the words came. Whats the matter?' thought some thing or other had occurred out of the common. I paused and looked round
 Everything seemed normal, and the stage waited. Then came another 'What's the matter" from the 0. r. side. They were all getting anxious behind the scenes, and 30 was l. for that matter. I looked myself up and down and then scanned my fellow actor, but for the life of me couldn't see anything wrong. At last an audi ble whisper came: Go on with your lines. you idiot! What's the matter with your Then it suddenly dawned on me where I was. but the house had tumbled to the situation and came down in convulsfons. .'-Miuneapolts Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
The Hub Of the German Empirs.

The Hub of the German Empirs.
 Unter den Linden is the center spot of Berlin and the hub of the German empire. This magnificent boulevard Is 19S feet in width. and under the shade of it's lime trees the Berliners have meeting place which is equal in architectural beauty to any ill Eu rope. It Is lined on either side with magnificent hotels, restaurants and palaces. At the east end of Cnter den Linden. where 1t enters upon the Opera House platz stands the maSniiir cn' monument of Frederick the Great. which Is worthy Of tie real flii;.'!ei of United Germany. To the right Q! this monument is tie palace If ti..' Emperor William l.. now occupied bs Prince Heinrich The north side of the Opera ptatZ is occupied b" th,' buildings of the University Of Eer:i:.. and next to 1t stands the Royal !i.sr;; ry. which rivals that at the British museum both in it's size and the nul,i- Der of volumes it contains. Tue op- era house itself is on the south of the platz and Is a building of d nation of music lovers like the Gerrda s.-Aryo- 0aut
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
The Chair of Torture.

The most prominent building in the ancient city of NureInburg is the cas- tie. One of it's two towers was used for torture. the other served as a prison. The castle also contained q museum of horrors until 1t was pur chased by the Earl of Shrewsbury and Talbot. in whose possession these rel ics now lie. One of these was the chair of torture. It was very heavily made and studded over the seat and at the elbows with blunt topped spikes To 1t the victim was tightly bound and in a short time discomfort began to manifest itself and in time became unbearable. During it's continuance the torture was increased in several ways by means of wedges being pass ed between the legs and screws being applied to the thumbs until they be gan to bleed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
A Cna Man Jury.

A tailor who was defendant fin a down when brought up for trial What's the trouble? whispered his counsel, observing his clients distress as he surveyed the jurymen.
 ''It looks pretty bad for me-" said the defendant. unless some steps are taken to dismiss that jury and get in a new lot. There ain't man amongst 'em but what owes me money for clothes"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Tho Alternative.

"If the window had been eight feet from the ground" pouted the young wife, Instead of eight stories, I'd have thrown myself out when you quarreled with me. Then you'd have had to be sweet to me when you picked me up. A lot of wives attempt suicide, they say, Just to be petted when they come to-"
 "Yes." said he, "but sometimes they don't come to, remember."-NewY York Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
FOR SALE Vacant Lots

$1200-1-4 block. corner 12th and Poplar; terms to suit pur chaser.
 $1O00-2 choice building lots 70x 140. Gibson add. 1 block of paved street and car line; 5000 each.
 $30O-I.ot 50x15O. Wiley Jones addition.
 35OO-Lot 1 1-2 acres; Meyers addition.
 $1OO Each-Lots 9 and 10, Blk. 4, Barney's add; owner leay- ing town.
 $1O-Cash and $1O per month. will buy choice of several building lots, situated in de- sirable neighborhoods and convenient to business. $600-Two lots 50x150 each; Senyard and Holdelness add. 3500-I.ot 50x150; Hanfs add. $50-Choice building lots in En- terprise add.
 $25-Choice building lots In suburbs of city. 9150-Lots 5. 6. [ and 8. in Monks Western add; will be sold for $150 each. $600-Lot 100x300, Meyers sur vey. near Rutherford Park add.
 $12.O0O-13 acre track of land conveniently located in South east part of city, suitable for manufacturing site or city ad- dition; this property is a bar gain.
 Timber Lands 1400-acres hardwood, 50 per cent oak. balance hickory and ash; 1-2 miles from rail- road; net price $20.00 per acre.
 1000-acres, containing 5000 it hardwood, such as gum, oak and ash; 2 1-2 miles from railroad; net price, $6.50 per acre.
 1800-acres. 1-2 second bottom and 1-2 upland; heavily tim bered. with white oak, over cup and ash: price, $14.0O per acre net. 9000 acres hardwood and pine; mil. on land and in operation: situated on Cotton Belt Rail- road; will be sold at bar gain
 100000 feet pine stumpage tn Saline county, to miles from railroad; write for price. $27,500-Entire holding of mill ing interests, including 12 to 15 million feet yellow pine and hardwood. about 75 per cent hardwood. 25 per cent pine; 2700 acres land, 1050 of which goes with timber, bal ance from ? to 10 years; tim Der removal right; this prop erty is easily worth $10,000 more than is asked for 1t. 40,OOo-acres virgin timber. lying in Phillips and Desha coun- ties; will sell on reasonable terms. 5600-acres hardwood and cy- press. all connected, in Lin- coin and Desha counties; ap- ply for prices and terms. $16O-40 acres in sw nv sec. g. All; ? miles west of Kearney Ark; suitable for fruit and vegetables.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Sarcastic,

Senior Waiter to rather green as. sistant at recent banquet in cele brated London hoteD - Now. then young man, do bit O sornethink. and don't stand a-gaping and staring there as if you was the bloomin' guest O the hevenin' London Mail
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Ono For Every Day.

"I've been reading about one of them rich men wots got CT suit of clothes for every day in the week." said one tramp to another.
 That's nothin'. So lave I. This is 1t I've got on now"-London Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
His Precaufioo-

The Artists Wife Gin a whisper)- There's some one knocking, Jack. Shall l open the door? The Artist No; it's Jabber's knock. It's a special knock gave him, so I wouldn't let hlnl in by mistake-Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-02
Hsnry's Better Scheme.

The Wears Daughter--Papas sub ject tonight is to be Love One An. other" Shall we go, Henry? Henry No, denr. think We had better sta. at home and practice what your father is preachiag.-London Tit-Bits.