The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-10
DRIFT WOOD

!. s-s-a-ay, talk about sttmes--if 1T
 s'.1's'-, didn't have 4 last night. Tss Tsas..,r, ooP oop -waises ssre
 d0n't let him catch you over at my countsrl Mia udsJ ack came kid-Jack's a good fellow all right if he does drink-tbafs his only fauit-- ia, go with with thoussLwheneyer a fellow takes we girls out he must show his Sunday School. quarterly to the old maim-yessum that's the real thing this season and. oh. dirt cheap at ths 1S.t dssr ss raoEcAsaRaly Tn ss lsasRyl as this life Is killing little Margaret have 1t charged ma'm--whars tae aa- oh. dress. RHsade. Hlssssas Msads, are you going to the dance at Pickett Springs toni light Oh could just die waltzing-gee, didp't ike Te hays tO danced Sod my fool % self to death --and was with the sweilsst dancer. oh, gee, he was dream--and he had SUCH SsisssS MaSie eyss0h ,nsyy y9p cauehe Leon Ling yeti ain't had 8 chance to read the papers yet--and that poor iit- tie Gingles girl don't believe them SH frxtsny itMyehhs the ess poos Rid to Seath VISA the Legislature would hurry up ana got daa saena wn0 .S ob be in iS ersi with the dough, Maudie---of course he always lets me show him the town l as he is & from the sslcss-nss 2 g0Sa that last dreamy waltz--no, the nextto the last one the band piayed-dont you know 1t went like thish la. la, Ia. Ia. ia, la. oh It was divine. like to a, went to sleep on Charlie's arm--he.s all the mustard when 1t comes to dancing honest to goodness Maude I think ne's never tries to get fresh with me--he knows I'm perfect lady and he treats me as such-and his eyes oh Maude- he's got eyes like one of them lawns described in Laura Jean Libbey's book. Hattie The Working Girl" or The Re- venge of q Pure Young Girf'-Well. l do a thing with my ha:r since I wash ed it--ta. ia. ,s G
 Topeka's new automobile ordinance requires that the chauffeur be IS or everything that comes his way.
 When man goes to the rack track and for the purpose of betting and 1t something more than an umbrella.
 There is plenty of room at the top of the balloon. Even if the unexpected happens there l is always some woman to claim that she predicted it.
 thinks 1t is not right to be engaged to more than one fellow at time. Some of these men who are good fel- lows out with the boys are the old nick himself at home.
 | Any fool can fall in love, . But listen, I entreat, :. | It takes a pretty slick guy who :! Can land upon his feet. 
 Too much hattery will bore a wo- 1 man half to death. but no fiattery at all will bore her a lot more.
 Beverly date line, we welcome yoa | in our midst. anything for a change from that stereotyped old Oyster Bay line.
 There are. just as good fish in the sea and just as good hair in the net. by Montgomery blonde
 What fun will there be in running an airship when all one will have chance of running down Is an old bug gard or crow now and then? whisperih LIlies.
 Oh the whisperin' lilies, that whisper With your golden hair and your eyes Down by the lake that forms a glass To reflect your face when you've sO- Oh the whisperin' lilies. they seem to The skpry of how l .eve you we'll.
 So EFT sSa;a your ear where the zephyrs 1 wi n x9u,rs passin' by, when. you're
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