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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09
Dansk Maskerade

Afholdes i Maccabee Hall i Extra,
Onsdag den 22de Dec. Pramie for
bedste og komiske Kostume.
Komiteen
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09
GREAT BIG BEAUTIES
For Sale

Full blood White Cochin Roosters
Price $3.50 each,
Mrs. NJ. d. Crow
Casey Ia, r. f. D.3
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

Danish Lutheran Church
Services Sunday, Dec. 18th at 2:3O
and 1880 p. m.
Sunday School at $50 a. III.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

The largest display of Jew elry for
Christmas gifts at Dofdng's.
Mise Bessie Witthauer entertained
her friends Wednesday evening in
honor of her birthday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09
Fine Poultry For Sale

Do you keep.poultry? If so you
should try some Pure Bred Single
Combed Rhode Island Reds. Try
some and you will have no other. I
have a fine lot for sale but are going
fast so now is the time. Don't wait
or they will be gone. Price for
Cockerels, Sic up.
III. c. Petersen, Auct.
Ever Green Poultry Farm
Phone 80 Red, Extra la.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

If your harness gets broke don't
forget to take them to Hans Miller.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

Opal Cannon of Brayton came
Wednesday for a few days visit
with Ter sister Mrs. Frank Besham.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

School Books and School Supplies
at Hansen's Drug Store.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09
Public Notice

On and after Sunday next, Dec.
18th, u meat market will not be
opened for business on the Sabbath
day. dc
Henry Kroeger
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

Highest prices paid for poultry
and eggs at J. T. Lohner's. If
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

Several good farms tor rent and
many for sale. If J. B. Lohner.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-09

For shoe repairing, see Hans Mil.
Ter. If
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12
THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE
MIcnAEr JOSEPH CARDIGAN

lust upon the eve of the date by him for the utter ami
hiation OF Sheriff Robert r. Hodge County Commissioner
Michael Joseph Gaugan slowed himself away IN lower berth
OF souhhound train and oil Tor the sunshine OF California
Because Of the absence Of Mr. cargan quiet rsgnsd about
the court house today, and in the office OF the county commits
soners permitted come and 60 without being
compelled to listen the tales Of the done by Sheriff
Hodge which tales Mr. cagau always ready and anxious to
pour into every willing
Beaten in hi, initial attempt punish Mr. Hodge Mr. Car
ean deemed advisable leave aud 10 stay away until
his t defeat should be forgotten by the people In his effort
to run the office OF sheriff MI Carrlgan led the hight against
Mr. Hodge TO prevent the latter naming the Jail physician Mr.
Cargau induced his associate, refuse ia pay the shes jail
physician or services rendered and secured the appointment OF
physician OF his choice attempting IN connection there
will, to create the office OF county physician
So anxious was Mr. Cargau To emhaass the sheriff that
he induced Judge Faer incorporate IN the set OF rules gov
ernng the conduct oi the jail paragraph to the effect that in
OF illness in the jail this county physician should be called
Sheriff Hodge declined observe this rule and lew days ago
an effort was made have the sheriff cited or contempt be
cause Of his action Judge Abcson TO whom the commission
es through the prosecuting attorney appealed found that the
commissioners had right such office and that
Mr. Hodge could not therefore be in contempt Of court There
upon MIR cagan jail physician resigned his office and today
Sheriff Hodges physician has to dispute his right to col
e for his the prisoners IN the King county jail
For four months Mr.. cargans physician drew $40 per
month from the eouny gave no sstFfNe S"se
January the shes physician has done all the work in the
county jail and has received no pay therefor.
Before departing for the SOUTH Mr. Gaffgan failed to eN
plain the peculiar conditions surrounding the management OF
the King county Juvenile Detention Home lie did not tell
why the county bad provided place Of residence and unm
tied credit for groceries and other supplies to the family Of
Mrs NJ Kelley. lie made effort to solve the Snyder
Duly problem and lett no message OF any with regard
to the big bill Tor deleaees that King county generously
permits the Kelley family
And while We auNiousy await the OF Mfr Cargan.
we shuder when think OF what would have happened had
Sheriff Hodge dared to purchase box Of berries pint OF
cream without the sanction Of Mir cargan aud his associates
on the board county commissioners who 10 have
fallen under the spell Of this mdmanncred little Irish gentle
man.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12
BUD and The
GODDESS
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The girl Of the Brooklaud farms
stepped from the leisurelY accom-.
mediation train. and looked about
fof The people Of her tribe, Not
finding them. she frownod. spoil
ing a Pretty forehead. until young
man, bearing whip. suit case
md a new saddle blanket, halled
her.
Hello. virginia. Col ding. I'm
glad 70 see you"
rho young lady elevated her
rl0yed hand 10 level with the
mans felt hat All. Bubl" she
exclaimed. a glimpse of your hu.
colie presence u refreshing after
an urban aoiuurn."
If you mean you're glad 10 see
me. Why don't you say SOL" mur-
INJURED Bnb Hawkins. rather sui.
lenly, ignoring the elevated hand.
Uncle Hirhm's Fot the rheumatic
witches, and sent me TO meet
you
As they sped In Deacon Befry's
new blackboard along the spleu.
did, meadowlined road. Virginia
Berry made continual observations.
what a pastoral scene the lowing
kline present, Bub."
Them Jerseys Is sure for the
blue ribbon At the fair this year, -
assented Mir Hawkins.
How the old homestead will
bring back childhood's golden
faneiesa murmurod the girl.
They've painted the barn Sky
blue" commented Bub.
A little further on Virginia Ber.
~ turned TO the rather logged
young man. why don't you de
vote more time TO selfornamenta.
tiqn and TO the acquiring OF tho
arts and graoes. Bub1 You have
the making OF n handsome young
Agrlcola."
"I'd ruthor be Bub Hawkins, .
be fetorted. Then he added.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Virginia Berry came unattended,
save by her young brother. William
The Poksiown String band was
present. working asslduunaly, aud
the scene so0n became animated.
Through Il all Bub Hawkins was
'she leading spirit swing cor
nern'" hls chcnfy voice reanunded,
and the merry fompets spun SID
dily around Change pArinern'~
hs cried. and there Vas a Keneral,
iubilant shuttle virginiA berry.
usually tho belle 81 the ball, sat
IN a corner With = young profess
sor from the city. The young
bsRns " tho dance we're In ave
Of her new speech and gestures, and
loft her 10 talk With the professor
A. Bub asuns past with the nils
ehicVoua Betty Candy on his arm.
the professor vas saying
What DO you think ia ID. ten
deneY toward agricultural better
meutf"
Yes. indeed. answered Miss Der.
~. Absenily. watching Be,,y and
Rub
Aftor th-y had tired Of dancing
someone suggested pillow The
men took up the cry. the girls pre-
tending 10 be greatly shocked. but
managing 10 Eivc In The first lady
to secure the lot Of the pillow vas
Betty Candy. and hub Hawkins pre-
scn,ed himself for the kisn Deity,
shricklng and laughing. fed upon
tho lawn, Dub pursuing her with
great lost In the darkness out.
side he overlook and cintched a
yielding form. Theto,' he said.
pressing bis lips 10 the girls warm
ONES. To his surprise. no reals.
lance vas offered. and be found
himself undergoing series Of
kisses. one two-three Also. the
girl clunF tightly to him and threat
ened 10 weep
A wonderful thrill came over Bub
Hawkins why. li's Virginia. he
said. whats the matter, anyhow"
u want to dance with you, Bub "
Come on" invited Buh by
hockey. m dance with you forever"
Hand IN hand they re- entered the
brilliant house. while Betty Candy
stole back from the bushes With her
cherry lips yet untalnted by the
iias of the nlliow
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

/ beg to rchort dot after testing
ms nerpbiane und seeing dot ID
waas able To rise from DOT ART nit
oaId der sid Of yeast. sealed uutef
saltud aftofr Fifdy miles ouid offer
der orfan read der ortofa ind
ohened dem. boy Mass.
Find der enemy we're ne lss
ad, Get him aiiio ~ boatihle,
but in elder case Mn him, Ef
you arc disabled Or captured re-
turn iumedlaneuly
Afe ! vaaH floating rouui Ia q
yuidiesa space trylng 20 diaeafef
Adolf und destroy hlul before be
coult DO 20 hlmsriuf
Yusi deu a sinister anaky ripple
on der SURFACE Of der Atlantig
alarmed mo dot der enemy MASS
stealing sfirr me dlsruoes"d as a
ieiiefiah 50 maplclonlugs toit me
ID sass Adnlfs auhmaroou Der Sea
Cow Sure enough. dor fippln of
water changed To ripple u laugh
ter Der sea Cow came TO der top
Of der neran ind dor roof ohearii
uill ] could FecogniiI der contents.
Web WAS Adolf Ste hat a tat look
on HAS dangerous face.
Ahdy. shouted, do you surfoa.
ter
Wait an looh my ohatFa0tleus
ad. ne rubiiei lie made otamin.
mss Of a piece Of paber No. be
shouted, 1 hAf tor Wait till you fall
In der ocean und den drown you
init all hants und feet on haafi
Hlease drop we're yuu y0nd muss up
der deck
Look pleasant. hlcaae" warned
4 am going 20 drop a oaFboy Of
nitro blffinc on you"
For an answer Adolf Immersed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

EHs.
caught a glimpse o. teachers a.
work yesterday. The Whitw0rts
school. Hiilman city held closing
exercises The upper hall was the
only place for an audience room and
the children had 20 stand s0iiiiy
packed together for almost twp
hours.
u 10 sid that a hoy has a million
nerves % make him wfireie. but
not one 70 mHte him keep stu.
kept still. Many mother knows
that she gives a sikh Of relief when
Johnny. or Susie. has gone 90 school
Does she ever think that she ~
sending her darilnFa TO o young
woman who also has nerves. More
over. her pets are crowded into ono
room all day with about % other
pets 81 other patentA
The Teacher !. a good, n adopted
mother. This ls Why / feel Inclined
10 say word IN behalf u our
teachers ~ seatfie. Those children,
from the first grade uu. stood quiet
~, sang willingly seated tncmHci rea
on the floor N an orderly manner.
listened 10 what l. always sup.
posed 10 be a dry talk" 10 the 10
gfnduateH a. II they were Interested
and then matched away to their
rooms Ike soldiers on parade
Through II ali the teachers smiled.
Th0rr were no stern rfhnkeg. thumps
Ink 81 fingers on beads or lroWnlng
threats II seemed more ike one
big family and all were good naiur-
81 Of course. they were out en-
their best hih ard tucker and on
tholf good bella igE Hut The fms
precision 10 the guests. who observed
was that back Of % all lay long
months " loving Influence and cnf-
nest work q tie teacher
Your children sre safe. The ~
ture NJ tHia nation la Indebted 20
tho mon aud wameu who Instruct
and associate with the children day
after day. You should have heard
the rcCii1tious and songs at this
school This IL only O sample of
what all the schools are doing The
quality w0s hiah and the pieces were
inteiiigfntlY rendered II WIS an
eloquent tribute to the young women
who Taught them
All HatioHHiIiies WIRE mingled to
gether and all felt common lnter-
est. Talk about aaalmilatinR the
rnreai DO not know Of another
aEeroy that II doing this important
work more thoroughly than our pub
Nc schools and no person who de-.
serves 50 much credit for u az our
teachers
When boys and siri. know how 10
behave as these Did. you may DO sure
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

The warfare Of tho future, what
will il be-
To answer this question, Tho star
commissioned those expert warriors
OSCAR as a veteran neronaui aud
Adolf as an accomplished diver. 10
conduct a battle between an atmed
airshin and a submarine destroyer
They we're told Ia make Il realistic
aud To the death. 40 az 70 dem
onatrato Just what tho world could
expect In decisive engagement
between the two most medefn
f,pea Of fighting machines In fact
they we're instructed 10 so au fat
as they liked Nothing was said
about oaminE back
iere ia Oagara roport n the bat
he. found In a bottle floating off
Cape liatteRs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12
GARVIN'S CORNER
BY THE REVEREND JOSEPH L. GARvIN
PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH

/ that someone has done GOOD work
II Is fortunate Tor " that. - =
group. the teacher has 90 nohla a
character and il conscientious In
her wofk ! could SEQ tho happy
parents proudly enjoying the Hpien
ild presfani which their children
were giVlns
Might affsr aishf hiss the home
been hlesaed with study or reading
Tor the next DAYS fecitatioua MANY
mothers and fathers have become
children again IN trying 70 work
problems IN arithmetic and find the
places 10 Geography I realized as
never before how much 81 the best
literature aad mpHie iA brought into
4ie home hf the pupils from theif
school room fife II on con 10
traced bnfk to tho teachers who
have 20 little TO say IN their own
nia. Ensn &. Hart. the priaeipsi.
IN her CLOSING remarks. struck %
hfYnats Size In thanking the
friends and parents fur thair CO..
operation during tho school year.
tod how pisaeanily The months bad
pnased for both teachers and pupils
one could veil believe this na no
/ looked into the good Hatufad faces
n the children and saw how synpn
thstieally they obeYed her Wish.
There wns q thanderos. appiHass
when The chs mpluu base half team
In the Rainier Valley School League
walked haHhfully forward 70 re-
gelFe thr silver trophy. given by
At q. 6 GIT editor Of the Rainier
Valley Record. The boys had not
lost NHue This victory partly
belonged 10 tho principal and
teachers WHO so constantly aup-
ported the athletic work and Hus-
inined iia spirit
In sii phases Of sehooi life today,
thi Teacher has her place. Hhe comes
and mnuids your boys aud girls into
aeif-rcapeeiiug and Heif-follant
young men and women Give her o
glad acclaim Whefo'er you find hor
Learn 10 appreciate what she i do
Ing for tie ones you love no dearly
There IL - silent power In our
midst. u ia like the story told BY
Jesus about the woman who took q
little ieaVan AND hid II In some
dough It worked quietly until the
whole was ieaFened. 30 this power
IL working In society. n IN not the
beautiful school buildings 81 which
speak II Is not TIE organization
ana system called the public school
u la the sweet. noble, manly and
womaniy life of the teacher who day
after day u a4sgciAtinE with your
children II is The silent Influence
u good lives and lofty thinking
that has 80 enriched their lives.
Hall Public school teacher, wa
Eaiuts you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

hlmseiuf In CONTEMPLATION nisH
Eafa him such an absent look do,
der akbloalfonsaa missed him und
fell Into der water unhafmed
Coming to der SURFACE again TO
breathe ad me. be siekhalled
Look ouldi I am golnE 10 shoot a
iofpeia7 he did 40. but don d
dlnk be- youudet IA much iioVefef
much haioC whss produced among
a school oi shrdlncs on hiss star
hoart quarter
10 far der baddle waas a draw
We bat 10 morc amlnoulssiou, ind
II vasa dime TO retfeAd | sishad to
riae und float away. but my Easu
shss too heafy for DEF balloon
Adolf yAntet TO push D1F Sea Cos
unter der wHfrs but couit nod. be
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

ooas Dor Sea Gov hat EraEed on a
rock and WaAs 20 stuck on Il dot
she hatsi 10 leaf for pastures new
Remembering my duties | tried
10 reach down und Kick Adolf IN
der face. Adolf. alEo Wishing 10
SECURE me d pension. attempted 10
bite me In der fool
Der bAidlo vas reaching a
amilaH
auddcnocly he pulled me down
on Der Sea Gov Quick as a light.
ming bus ! slammed shut DEF I'D u
hiss huhmhfoOn.
iie lan a prisoner insiie J am
Won ouldsito A. dias hAbhened last
yeeK ~ are started 70 deAi BY der
dina diaa reaches you. Bleass send
help ind two bisru. OSCAR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

There's going 10 be an old-tlme
country dance At Squire Tucker =
tonight. Virginia
The giri clappcd her hands in
unaffected glee "Oh. buh.' I'm so
Klad You're going Of courssf
hub slowly nodded his head.
and allowed the subject to drop.
The girl sighed and looked at him
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

with aldelonE glanccs, Always he
had nken her TO these rolllcking
gatherings, and always she had
enjoyed them TO the utmost. A
they drove through the wagon gate
at home, aho sighed again.
"Ah, the air is filled with natures
own harmony"
Yes" answered Bub. drily.
athat'a wllllo's pet pink pig under
the gate. He's apilling harmony in
chunks"
At the dance that evening. Dub
Hawkins drove up In slashing style,
with pretty, coQuettlsh Betty Candy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12
CIVIL WAR SURVIVORS.

Many persons wonder that there
are almost half a million surviving
soldiers Of the Civil war. considering
that II Ia ~ years since II began and
~ since II ended Tho reason lies In
the fact tina, II was young mons
war. "a tho following official stalls
tics NJ TO tho age Of men as they
aullated yvlIi ahnw
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Hrnrsckks-sit may be- that the
Sultan u turkey is entitled 10
suua sympathy HiFNHE How
can they say such = thlnH7 He's 4
monster Hshpaebbr On, we'll
rs hard 20 hnaa shat man might
80 who had a. many maihrrsin ia W.
aa he har
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

City fathers in general and the
plain ordinary brand Of father in
particular should remember that
there remain ba, threc weeks Tor
the safe and sane Fourth propa
sanda.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

The man who sprinkles his lawn
these evenings is equally criminal
with the man who smokes a cigar
cite or the Judge who fails to
wear q mother hubbard when on
the bench.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

psrrY-Is Yauf msthsf opposed TO
my coming 20 soc Yeui hYeiynf
Evelyn Not a. all Percy. Since
I told her there Has no-~cr=lik ELL
hood % your ever proposing 20 me
shs has stthfraNn hrf objections --
nuffste Enquirer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

The gold brick trade will not
tolerate any Innovations II must
be- bricks or nothing. and no ir-
regular shapes in the form Of mug
gets so.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Ono advantage Of being at the
top Of the column is that We can
lose whole series and stlll retain
our self respect.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Belle Rat Yau refused him %
ufisu=What eaa the plea with
witch 10 finally convinced you that
you loved him
Nsliis-Ths sils Of the solitaire e.
Cleveland Lszdsf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Purely as a tariff problem; II
marriages are made In heaven
why do they cost so much in King
county,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

The Aberdeen strike Is rapidly
approaching that stage Of mcndao
lty expressed BY -Nothins to ar.
hitrate-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Tho Fruneh millionaire Who lefi
tto.ooo for funeral expenses and
started a riot quite evidently over
estimated hts popularity,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

You say the cook that subbuba
married has loft himf p
Yes force Of habit. you know
forgot she was married to him.
Judge,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Peace has been restored In Tur.
key. osly nineteen were hanged
yesterday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Aldrich insists that hls tariff
votes need no explanation. Alas,
no. It's all too plain.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

" years " age and over ,... 6iA,hie
These figures include re-enl>t-
mcnn, Of which there were almost
900 900, but Il can easily be seen
that this was practically boys war,
since only u small percentage were ~
years Of aEo and over, and these
must, TO a large extent, have enlisted
previously Il Ia estimated that II
the year 1898 be taken as a starting
point since II was the middle II the
war, the average age Of the soldier
was about % years. which would
make him os at the present, That
ia a fair age. but not old by any
means, and II ought to be romem-
bered that those who served through
a campaign and came out ut showed
virlllty which Indicated a promise "
living beyond the normal. philndci-
phla Inquirer,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Never strike man when he Il
dneu. especially n Tpu are going
90 strike him faf lusn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

We ate told that maney talks bat
u anmetlmaH sssua 70 Use tho 1eai
mute Language
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

Eyery collector has a lad. but the
hill collector doesn't regard hla call
Ing in that liKht
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

About Tie only hit that soma
members q the legislature viii
fight u hotel bill
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

How ran hired Kiri BE- expected
a. know her place whoa Hne
CHANCES Il 80 affsnf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

ninhbs Yes. there was some
thlug In hia face that reminded ne
ID fnu Hobbs What was itT
iNnbbu This rauksst eiguf ! eynf
Hmallrd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

tfuhbubs sHalfai suhbubs Have
YOU d good eank now hubhuht-
"a really don know haven't been
home since ) Uiudk this morning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12
STAR DUST
A Word Prom Josh Wise,

80 a GIRL ID
vain OF her beau
~ don't think
hard O. her II
may be oil she
has ter be vain
Of "
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-06-12

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The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1909-06-03
Eixind the BIan,e

The young man had returned from
his wedding trip and was again at his
desk in the office. 1t was the day after
his return that the junior partner call
ed him to his desk and said:
Now that you're married, Mr.. Quilts
1 trust You will be considerable in your
treatment of me-"
Il don't quite understand you. sir
exclaimed the young man in surprise
'Oh, it's little early, I know" ad-
mitted the Junior partner, but there's
nothing like taking time by the fore
lock 1 suppose You haven't been out
late at night yet"
''Certalnly not, sir"
And It's none of my business If YOU
have. But when you do stay out some
night be considerable. Remember that
l have a reputation for fairness and
humane treatment of everybody in
this office that l would like to retain
Don't tell your wife that you're sorry
you're late, but that that slave driver
at the office piled work upon YOU to
such an extent that you had to work
right into the night. Don't tell her
that the tyrant you work under gave
you Is Cd. for dinner and told YOU
that You would have to post all the
books in the office before leaving for
the night. Just invent some other ex-
cuse. YOU know
The young man thought the matter
over for Il minute or two and then
asked anXiously:
''Wcli if l should be late what shall
I say:'
''Oh. put it on the senior partner. as
do lie can stand it."-London An
Swers