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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

pound. After taking one and one,
half bottles of the Compound, ] am all
right again, and / recommend 1T to
every suffering woman" Mrs. MAY
DEAL, Winchester, Ind.
Hundreds of such letters from girls
and mothers expressing their gratitude
for what Lydia L. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has accomplished for
them have been received by The Lydia
L. Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn,
Mass.
Girls who are troubled with painful
or irregular periods, backache, head
ache, dragging-down sensations, faint
ing spells or indigestion, should take
immediate action to ward off the seri-
GUS consequences and be restored to
health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound Thousands have been
restored to health by its use.
If you would like special advice
about your case write cOnfiden.
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
SECRET COULD NOT BE KEPT
Everybody Seemed to Know That
This Couple Were Newly United
In Matrimony.

A Boston young man had married a
Chicago girl, and they had started on
their wedding tour Despite-or per-
haps because of-their studied efforts
to appear like "old married folks"
their fellow passengers on the railway
train had no difficulty in chasing
them as bride and groom, and mani
tested their knowledge by winks, mods
and grins.
An unfortunate accident to the din
ing car compelled the conductor to
leave 1t on the sidetrack at small
station, and 1t was several hours be
fore the train stopped for refresh
ments at a town where there was
restaurant near the passenger station.
1t was by no means a first-class res
taurant, but the travellers had first
class appetite and they swarmed into
1t. With some difficulty the bride and
groom found seats and presently a
waitress came to take their order.
Where's your bill of fare?" asked
the young man.
I'VE haven't any to-day. sir" she
answered.
Nor any other day perhaps?"
mo. sir"
We'll, what have you that you can
recommend as being good to eat?"
I'VE have some nice pork and
beans"
Alfred" whispered the bride,
everybody seems to know that we
have just been married, but how do
you suppose this girl has found out
that | am from Chicago and that you
are from Boston?'-Youth's Compan-
lon.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
Breakino II Gently.

An army captain, returning from
India, brought with him a pair of
laughing jackasses, which he en-
trusted to one of the sailors, Tom
Pinch. Alas shipbDard life did not
agree with the creatures and, in spite
of all Toms care. they pinned and died.
Tom was in despair
II darent' tell the captainl"
Don't shirk 1t, mate" said his pal.
Break 1t to him gently. You'll find
It'll be all right"
The advice seemed sound, and Tom
sought the gallant captain.
Scuse me, sir" he said. You
know them things below-what you
call larnn jackasses? Well, sir, they
amt got muffin to larf at this morn.
Ing"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
is BRIDE OF HER soN-IN-LAW
Novel Relationship Middle for
Pennsylvania TROOPER

A novel romance was revealed by
the filing of a marriage license in the
office of the registrar here at Wilkes
barre, Pa. 1t shows that Lyman Dear
of Pittstown quietly married his moth
er-in-law, Mrs. Edith Hafner of the
same place.
Dear was formerly a member of
troop b of the state constabulary and
two years ago married Miss Anna Half
her. She died few months ago and
since then his mother-in-law has been
keeping house for Dear.
He grew so fond of her that a few
days ago he asked her to marry him
and she was willing. They went quiz
city to Alderman Barrett of Pittstown
and were united.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

Foleys Honey and Tar not only
stops chronic coughs that weaken the
constitution and develop into con-
sumption but heals and strengthens
the lungs. 1t affords comfort and re-
lief in the worst cases of chronic
bronchitis asthma, hay fever and
lung trouble.-Quinlan's Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
What's the Use?

Cleveland Leader-Bjones- belcl
to the Don't Worry club"
Psmith-Do you live up to its prin-
ciples?
Bjones-I try to. Gee, It keeps me
awake nights trying to remember all
the rules.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

me regular, and
thatI would event
ually have dropsy.
/ would bloat, and
sufferfrombearing-
down pains, cramps
and chills, and L
could not sleep
nights. My mother
wrote to Mrs. Pink
ham for advice, and
1 began to take
ydiaE.Pinkham's
Xepe table Com
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

The only reason some men have for
being convinced they will never die
with their boots on is that they wear
shoes. Philadelphia Record.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

The more female relatives mar
ried man has the less chance ne has
of naming the first baby.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

1t would seem that the average
American mans idea Of good time
is either to fill up at banquet or go
out and kill something .-Commoner.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

Everyone would be benefited by
taking Foley's Orino Laxative for
stomach and liver trouble and habit
ual constipation. 1t sweetens tne
stomach and breath. gently stimulates
the liver and regulates the bowels and
is much superior to pills and ordinary
laxatives. Why not try Foley's Orino
Laxative today?-Quinlan's Phar-
macy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

The first realization we have that
the child is growing up is when the
conductor insists on collecting half
fare.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
QUAKERISMS.

A pessimist is man who would
rather be right than be happy
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

Remorse is what we think other peo-
pie ought to feel for their sins.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

The man who lends his influence to
the church naturally keeps Lent.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
$500 reward

Will be paid by the undersigned for evidence,
such as is admissible in court which will lead 10
the prosecution by the States Attorney, and
conviction of any person or persons violating
Act No 1f9, Laws of 1908, entitled: IAN Act to
Provide for the inspection of Milk; that is,
delivering milk or cream without license.
In addition to the law itself the RULES by
the State Board of Health governing the pro-
ducton and sale of milk or cream" based
thereon, must be observed by everyone furn-
ishing these products to the licensees or to the
people of Bennington, Vt.
bw3 II. l.. STILLSON, Health officer.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19
MOTHERS
WHO HAVE
DAUGHTERS
Find Help in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Winchester, Ind. "Four doctors
told me that they could never make
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

Refreshments and economy are
found in Williams Root Beer. Cools
the family for cents n quart.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

Dividend January list, 1909, was at the rate OF
4 per cent per annum.
Dividends are declared twice a year, viz: as
of the first days of January and July, accord
ing to law.
All dividends not withdrawn will be added to
the principal and draw interest as new deposits,
whether bank book is presented or not.
Deposits made on or before the fifth day of
that month.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-07-19

make the kind Of clothes you ought to
wear. and we sell them. They're Atwood
in fabrics; in style. tailoring and fit ,heyr
all right. Suits in all styles $18 to $40.
Other makes $40 90 to Sl6.50.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-21
WAITED FOR YEARS ID
 HONOR JEFF DAVIS
Old, Confederate Veteran is Proudly Carving Name of
 Man He Honored

WASHINGTON. April 2O.-There is nothing of ordinary mold about the man who is today carving the name of Jefferson Davis, one-time secretary \ of war and later president of the Confederate states of America, into stone slab near the southwest end of Cabin John bridge.
 Te see him garbed in oyeralls, working on a scaffold some forty feet in the air, one might suppose him an artisan, laboring with no deeper in terest than his daily wage. But in- quiry into the case or L. B. Horne. resident of Moss City, Miss, win dis close that the tool which his hands so vigorously ply is guided by devo- tion to the Lost Cause.
 Horne, in common with thousands who followed the star of the confed- eracy. has always held that Jefferson Davis was grieyously wronged. For years he has hoped to have a hand in the restoration of Jefferson Davis name to be honored place beside those of Franklin Pierce and Abraham Lincoln. on the granite slab on Cabin John bridge. The long-sougnt oppor- tunity came when President Roose- welt, just before his administration closed. ordered that the name of the former secretary of war go back.
 Horne came immediateIy to Wash lngton and put in a bid for the job. There was one lower bid than his, that of J. H. Shelton, local marble contractor. and 1t looked as though the Mississippian must return 10 his home. his task unfulfilled.
 Undaunted, however. Horne applied for and got work with the Shelton company. There seemed nothing un- usual to his employer that Horne should get the job out at Cabin John bridge.
 T was determined to get this piece of work and make it the last stone masonry I win ever do.' is the way that Horne today epitomized his belief on the principle that "all things come to those who wait"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-21
teams Bisbee R. D.; SPAS. Allowed

teams Bisbee R. D.; SPAS. Allowed SPAS No. SIP.
 22Mc-R. McIsaac. s27; work on roads Bisbee R. D. Allowed s27. No. 379
 9sMc-Frank McEwen. s54. work lon Bisbee R. D. Allowed S54. No. 37t.
 11P-Pioneer Lumber Co. s16.52. lumber for Biskze R. D. Allowed s16.52. No. 375.
 14P-T. L Poineer, s19s. work on roads Hereford R. D. Amount s199. No. 376 22P-s. ". Peace. s1o5. wok lon roads GleesOn R. D. Allowed s105. i Nc. SIT.
 21P-w. F. Peace, s1O5. work on reads Gleeson R. D. Allowed Si05. No. 37S.
 28P-C. A. Peckinpaugh, s23s. work 1 on roads Pirteyille R. D. Allowed | s2Ss. No. 379.
 24P-C. A. PeckinTaugh, $313.40, work on roads Gleeson R. D. Allowed | s3l3.40 No. 2S0 l 47R-Jiohn Robertson, tS1. wb'rk ! on reads Bisbee R. D. Allowed SS1. No 3S1
 52S-El'as Summers, work on reads Fairbanks R. D.. S40.SO. Al ! lowed s40SO No 3S2
 5SS-Seaman & Psrry. supplies to Pirt b R. D.. S2e.75. Allowed s26.75. | No 3S3 | 59S-C. N Shipley. work on Bisbee R. D.. s13.5O Allowed s13.50. No. 3s4.
 60S-Robert Strikp. work on roads [ 70 SS5.
 61S-Mitch Sargent. work lon roads Bisbee R. D., s90 Allowed s90. No. 3S6
 56T-Allen Tate. work on Bisbea, lR. b. s9O. ATowed s90 s9O No. 3S7.
 14V-I.ee Vucotich, work on roads Bisbee R. D., s9O Allowed s9o No. 3sS.
 15V-Sam Vucovich. work on roads Bisbee R. D., sS7. Allowed Ss7. No. 3ss.
 sOw-B. c. williams work on reads G'eesou R. D. s2SO. Allowed s2SO No. 290
 sIw-B. J. wiIiams. work on reads Gleescu R. D., $69. Allowed s69. No 391.
 s2w-Frank K. Williams, work or roads Gl-eson R. D., $105. Allowed S105 No. 392.
 97W-Charle Wright, guarding prisioners B.sbee R. D., s1o5. Allow ed Si05. No. 393.
 9SW-W. w Whitford. work on roads Bisbee R. D.. s91.50. Allowed s91.5O. No. 394. 3Y-Wong Yuen, meals 10 prison erg on roads Benson R. D., SS.5O. Al lowed SS.50. No. 3S5. 10SB-Frank Bauer. meals to pris oners Bisbee R. D., S23.33. Allowed S23.33. No 396. 107B-Frank Bauer. meals to pris- osiers on Bisbee R. D.. s239.56. Al lowed SZ3966. No. 39I.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-21
Have Faith In Your.eK.

Without a robust belief in your. ability to accomplish you never will accomplish. You must believe in your self and not depend on others to drag you up the heights to success
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-21
MODERN PLUMBING co.

UP-To-DATE PLUMBING AND
 JosBiNo We guarantee first-class work and material All kinds of plumbing and Sewer Connections at Reasonable Prices. We make a specially of bar room connections.
 HARRIS BLK, BREWERY euLcH. Phone 34e. p. O. Box 1883
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-21
coIors of Gold.

The yellowest gold comes from Alas ka placers. the reddest from the Ursl California gold Is yellow in hue. that from Australia reddish.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-21

ent time engaged in summoning.th those whose names were drawn on the reg uar venire for both the grand and triai juries. the former for Aprl 2e and the later fer May 3.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-22
DETROIT STARS
AS RESORT CENTER
Situation Affords Many opportusi-
ties for Wholesome Recreation
Visitors From All Directions

For the pleasure seeker who would
while away the leisure summer hours
enjoying the beauties OF nature, or.
mingling with the merry
throng at one OF the many summer
resorts. there is no place so conven-
lently located, so we'll adapted by ma
ture for the enjoyment Of diversified
pleasures, as is the city OF Detroit.
with its own varied attractions and
those OF the pleasure places surround
ing II.
Situated In the center OF one OF the
finest summer resort districts In the
country, II not In the world, as many
travellers declare, thousands OF Visit
ors are attracted here every summer
i from all parts Of the globe. and they
go away singing the praises OF Dc
/ troit. To the native. the charms or Do
/ troit and the surrounding country,
summer time. are probably not so
vividly conveyed as 20 the transient
visitors. many OF whom travel long
distances for a stay In or near the
City OF the Straits.
But the resident OF. or the visitor 10.
Detroit and vicinity may count him.
self lucky that he may spend his sum-
mers here, for what other place In the
world furnishes such spots for the
picnicker or the boating enthusiast or
provides entertainment for the quiet
nature lover whose desire X Is 70
tread on historic ground. and all with
in a radius OF few score miles? This
district is In reality veritable pleas
ure paradise for those who would en-
10Y the warm summer days.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-22
Delightful Loo Cabin Inn.

When one gets all played out and
cross from overwork or brain fag.
there is no more delightful spot 20 go
TO than Emil Marty's Log Cabin Inn
The -. L. r takes you 10 the door and
you forget the city and business mat.
tors while Longing on tho cool. wide
verandas or while partdkiug ~ one
or Marty's splendid dinners Of chicken,
frog legs, FISH or almost any meat you
could desire. Mr. Marty deserves great
credit for tho high standard ne has
always set for Log CABIN Inn. De.
troits we'll known business and pro-
fessional men and their families are
20 be found any day or evening al:
log Cabin Inn. The cool Dreezes blow
-. 1Continnsd ON PAGE ssyeAJ
The Detroit times., 1909-06-22
The Thomas institute Accomplishing
Good Results.

Mr.. Fred F. Jamison. has taken
hold of the Thomas Institute for the
Cure Of Alcoholism and Inebrity and
made splendid records for the better.
ment OF this institute and In the cur
ing OF patients as we'll II is not every
institute that is located so advantage
pusly as the Thomas Institute. Mt.
Clemens. the Mecca for rheumatism
and other ailing people. is a good
place for those who want 10 be cured
from the craving for drink Upon the
theory that alcoholism is a disease,
they furnish a medicine not only 70
correct the alcohol poison, but 70 cor
rect the diseased condition OF the
nerves, stomach. liver, kidneys and
other organs. They do not use hypo-
dermic injections, and there is moth
ing disagreeable with their medicines
The Thomas Institute now occupies
large. modern building located on
Clemens most beautiful thoroughfare,
Gratiot-ave. and is doing a very nice
business All correspondence Is con.
fdential and is handled by Mr.. Fred
r. Jamison
The Detroit times., 1909-06-22

The mn. esque inland lake
re.or+ j. n-located on the
orcbord rsion of the Detroit
United RFhich ahords hour-
u ord 81 half-hourly SER
y;oo % m Detroit. Every
rom : side room, and all
hove ho old water and gas.
The Ioanda and spacious
grourds this a great resort.
Tivorv n connection. Good
fishing,s' etc. we raise oui
own ch
Rates ler day-Special rates
the week.
Jo,TRENG, Proprietor.
Addrehard Lake Postoffice.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-22
The New Casino.

Foremost among the local resorts
stands the new casino at Belle Isle.
which Is too well known 10 require
any introduction 70 local readers. The
new building Is complete in every de-
tail and the management has installed
every facility for the convenience and
comfort Of visitors. The new cafe
service which is being operated has
made decided hit
Mr. Konen, the lessee, Is well vers-
ed in the culinary art and has had
wide and successful experience In this
line
The Detroit times., 1909-06-22
STAR ISLAND HOUSE.
star Island. ST. Clair Flats. Mich
Michigan's Famous Summer Resort.

| Star Island. ST. Clair Flats, MICH
Mlchigan's Famous Summer Resort.
The thought OF the long summer
days brings 10 nearly all OF US long
ing 10 be away from the city's noises
and dirt, the perplexiues OF siren
uous business life. the effects OF win
ter's confinement, and naturally We
seek the pure. bracing lake breezes.
and the comforts OF well-conducted
hotel.
The renowned St. Clair Flats the
American Venice. is the most beauu-
full and delightful Of Michigan's sum
mer resorts, and appeals TO all who
enjoy aquatic amusements and sports.
which are here both varied and I'M
usual The trip TO this spot affords
most fascinating fresh water journey.
The Star Island House is the heart
OF the St Clair fishing and shooting
grounds Boats, skilled punters. rods,
bait and all the necessaries for fish,
ing and wild fowl shooting. Sail boats,
row boats. steam and gasoline launch
es. Beautiful walks In shady lanes and
hooks Bathing. bowling, lawn tennis
outdoor and aquatic sports OF all
kinds.
The Star Island House is conducted
on the American plan. Rates are 81
per day. There are $50 rooms and 4
dining room with a seating capacity
Of 500.
Special terms for week. month OF
season.
Spend your vacation here. and write
now 10 Mrs James Slocum, Proprietor
star Island House. Star Island. Mich.
Local and long distance phones.
Representatives will call II desired
and make all arrangements for parties
in advance. thus avoiding all delay Oh
arrival at the hotel
1.-The Woods"-AIways Popular.
bod Woods. or The Woods
has not heard. OF this popular shore
resort for sailors, automobilists and
fishermen in fact IL appeals 10 al
who want a weekend or a days out
ing Fresh fish, frog leg and chicken
dinners that touch the right spot are
a specially at The Woods" Good an
chorage for boats and launches. Shell
ter for automobiles and carriages a
new dancing pavilion with music has
Just recently been provided and adds
70 the attractions at The Woods, Din
ners for individuals or parties OF any
size attended TO personally by bod
Woods, and can be ordered by phone
or letter The Woods is just opposite
the channel between Peche and Belle
Island.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
Had Tried Ail Kinds.

A noted heavyweight pugilist, who
for a time in the heyday Of his fame
occupied the chair of sporting editor
Of certain journal, gloomily remarked
to friend one day:
"Say, Jim, l don't mind standin' up
in the ring an givin' an takin' few
hot punches in the ribs or wherever
they happen to land, but this here
pickin' up pen an slingin' off col,
umn or SO Of literatoor every day or
two is what makes me tired. believe
III halter resign"
"No use resigning, John, old boy
advised the friend. "a job like yours
isn't picked up every day. To make 1t
easier for you l would suggest your
getting an amanuensis."
ooh, thunder! What's the use?" eX.
claimed the great editor wearily. "T've
tried common steel pen, styler-
graft, a newfangled fountain pen,
patent ink pencil an half dozen
other writin' contraptions, an it amt
at all likely that an amanuensis ii
work any better'n the rest Of 'em.
No; reckon I'll halter quit"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
They Were Changed.

While serving as commandant Of a
district in India General Creagh had
On one occasion presented the prizes
at the garrison sports and was rather
surprised when one Of the prize win
ners-a private in an infantry regi-
ment-approached him a few days
later and begged to know If he would
be allowed to change his prize for
something more useful.
"What was your prlze?" asked the
general, In reply the man produced a
long case from under his arm and
showed q handsome carving set.
every nice, I am sure" said General
Creagh. What do you want to change
them for?"
"Well, you see, sir" replied the man,
"I find them rather difficult to use at
mealtime, and if it is ali the same to
the committee, sir, l would rather
have a knife and fork Of the size to
eat meat with"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
How to Mako q Noise.

Harry, the highlander, was bent on
being successful Scot. He was bent
on making q splash. Och. aye! But he
was going to make those daft gowks
Scottish for "silly idlots') in England
sit up.
But how was Harry to achieve his
aim?
He sought advice Of great friend
q Scotsman who had already made his
mark in shlpbuilding circles.
"Tell me-" pressed Highland Harry.
"hoo can l max n noise in the warld ?"
The famous Scotsman gazed at him
steadily for q few moments and then.
laying hand on the inQuirer's shoul-
der, beloved:
"Hoot, mon!"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
He Knew He Was Alive.

A certain young mans friends
thought he was dead, but he was only
in a state Of coma. When in ample
time to avoid being buried he showed
signs of life he,,,was asked how 1t
seemed to be dead.
Dead" he exclaimed. "I wasn't
dead. knew all that was going on.
And I knew I wasn't dead, too, be.
cause my feet were cold and was
hungry"
"Bur how did that fact make you
think you were still aliveT" asked one
Of the curious.
"Well, this way: knew that If !
were in heaven I wouldn't be hungry
and If I was in the other place my
feet wouldn't be cold"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
N ature.

He who knows the most, he who
knows what sweets and virtues are in
the ground. the waters, the plants, the
heavens and how to come at these en-
chantments, is the rich and royal man.
Only as far as the masters Of the
world have called in nature to their
aid can they reach the height Of mag
uificence.-
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
Foley's Honey and Tar not only

Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stops chronic coughs that weaken the
constitution and develop into con-
sumption, but heals and strengthens
the lungs. It affords comfort and
relief In the worst cases Of chronic
bronchitis, asthma, hay fever and
lung trouble. Lowman Drug Co.; A..
c. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17
What most churches need Is minis
ters who are able to waken men.
Delay in commencing treatmen

Delay in commencing treatment
for a slight irregularity that could
have been cured quickly by Foley's
Kidney Remedy may result in seri-
Gus kidney disease. Foley's Kidney
Remedy builds up the worn out tis-
sues and strengthens these organs.
Lowman Drug Co.; A. C. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17

Delay in taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy If you have backache, kid
ney or bladder trouble, fastens the
disease upon you and makes cure
more dif1cult. Commence taking
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-17

Girls who carry punches Of flow
ers are not in danger Of being ar
rested for carrying concealed pis-
tSle.