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The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
WISE WoA4s.

The pleasure you buy spoiIs before
the bills for it come in.
The nice thing about being a sinner
is it's never lonesome job.
It's never necessary for a woman
to appear girlish unless she's past
thirty and not yet married.
You can always convince a woman
what a good man you are by appre-
ciating what fine character she has
When one girl wants to puzzle a
lot OF them she acts natural, and they
can't make it out to save their wits
You can always forgive an ancestor
how he got his money when 1t comes
to you
Being in love is being not quite
insane. enough to go into an asylum.
There's "a heap of fun in Just let
ting other people spend their money
trying to buy it,
An honest man gets so pulled up
about 1t he might be more agreeable
II he stole something,
a ms q can save lot of money by
having so many bad habits he can't
AFFORD TO get married:
A woman calls it being busy when
somebody is going to visit her for q
day next week,
The more people think they under.
stand Others the less they seem to
understand themselves.
Every woman thinks she could be
g great actress II she had the right
kind Of hair for It,
Men are so naturally coneeited
about their financial ability they will
take pride in spending more than
they make.
You imagine you get pleasure out
OF having thing because other peo-
pie imagine they suffer pain out of
not having 1t.
1t takes a woman to be Jealous
even when she doesn't care
A good way to get money is to
make people, think you have it al
ready.
What woman likes about being
a widow is she doesn't expect to be
6&Ae-s
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
GAS TANK FLIES To PIECES
Badly
One Man Killed And Two ."
Hurt In Richmond.

Richmond Especially Lee CT ~a'
ham. 20 years old. was instan, =
killed by the explosion of a gas max
ing machine in the bottling works
Ct the Beaufort Lithia Water Com
pany, by whom he was employed.
4. J. Knight was blinded by carbolic
acid ond Robert Russell. a colorcd
employe, was severely burned about
the face and neck.
No cause can be assigned for the
explosion. The machine was sup
posedly- in ffrst-class condition. The
two sections of the tank went in
opposite directions. tearing down par
titions and walls Of brick as if they
were paper. The two sections show
that the bolts which fastened them
together were sheared off at the
heads, and the rim was torn.
Young Cheatham- lived in Man
chester. Knight, whose sight is be-
heved to be permanently gone. is
married man, living In this city, and
mas several small children.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
News Of Virgilaia
Won Ns BIT BY BUR CLAIR.
Mrs. G. f. Schmidt Knocked Sense
less In Her Home.

Mrs. G. f. Schmidt Knocked Sense
less In Her Home.
Richmond Especially Mrs. %. F.
Schmidt. Eas I Byrd Street, was
struck in the ia &c and knocked Sc nse-
less in her parlo. by a negro bun ylar,
who made his csc. pe with $40. q ken
from a desk in the room.
Mrs. Schmidt. VIII % had been sit
ting in the basement room wa iting
TO greet her husband upon hb re-
turn. heard movement in the room
above. and went up to 1nVesti gate.
The negro met her at the &c 'uoie
door between the rooms VI Ftalrs ana
struck her on the forehead VIII ms
fist.
Her husband. arriving n f. w nlIn-
utes after, found her lying face az WI WI
ward on the floor unconscious. "A tOes
some effort he revived her. He 4 'au
been made uneasy upon entering; az
not meeting his wife. and was ia
TO her side by cir little dog, whioA
parked fraHtinlly aud ram into tl0A
parlor. Mrs. Achmfdr was alone I'm
tne house. except for the dog at the
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
DKsEEND BETrER sERv1cE.
shezzudOah valley Going For
Railroads.


Winchester Especially - Mayor II.
H. Baker. OF Winchester. sent letters
to the mayors of all the principal
towns and cities of the shenandoah
Valley. requesting them TO organize
in an effort TO secure better and
more adequate fraght and passen-
ger service over the Baltimore and
Ohio and Southern tRailroads in the
Valley.
Mayor Baker urges a meeting of
all the Valley mayors TO be held ar
Harrisonburg on JaREary -2l. Bust
noes men on this part OF the state are
strongly in favor of the lrtan and
declare that they are detern Sined to
Vmpei the two roads to give, better
60, vice. Richard r. Byrd. speaker
of =, >e Virginia House of Del egates,
l. tas, pg an active part on behalf
of the Oh 'ppers and the people, of the
Valley
Wincheste, voters approved at n
sneciaI eiectio the issue of $50. 900
IN honds for 70 construction of d
complete sewerage system here The
bond bond issue as,t ;, won by N0te Of 600
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
ODDS AND ENDS

Russia will spend $5,150,OOO on
special emigrant cars.
1t took 3,0O0,000,000 feet of gas
to light New York last year
The heavy-eating fellaheen of
Palestine make the hardest soldiers
in the world
A. Hutchinson, of Mattapan, Miss.
has built with his own hands a house
of % rooms.
In the Southwest they plant cacti
fences. the plants sometimes growing
5 feet high.
Fortifications have been photo
graphed by an automatic camera
suspended from the neck of carrier
pigeon.
During the 81 years that the Ger
man federal government has been In
existence 2,707,676 natives have
emigrafed.
Slippery streets I'M Magdeburg are
made safe by the use OF a wagon
that sprays over their surface sand
or sine gEavci-------.
.Napish inventor nas brought out
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
WORSE THAN .LEPRosx-
"A Virginia Girl Suffering SVith a
Rare Disease

winchester especially. - Cenev.
reynolds, a 1O-year-old girl. living
near Middletown. this county. has de-
veioPed one of the rarest diseases
known to medical science. The girl
Is critically i'll. and little hope OF
b Sr recovery is held out. She is
sui ering from what is called fish
skin. disease.
In th past six weeks the entire
skin has dropped of ho. Sooy six
times On seUe-ss. occasions the
skin covering the lower paris ef her
body, together With the soles OF her
feet, has fallen Off, and physicians
have taken a quaVt of scales from
her body in "a hours. new layer
of scales forming aS fast as one
drops or. The child has lost all
OF her hair. She has a iaveuous Rp-
petite. Attending physicians say
that the disease is somewhat similar
to leprosy, but even worse than thar
malady.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
THIS AND THAT.

Twenty-Five per cent. of all the
women married in Prussia in 1903
were servants.
New York's gas meters set side
by side would reach to Washington.
Ten thousand gross of pens may
be made from ton OF steel.
Vienna uses $4,000 telephones.
A plant at Hiogo has just COM
pleted the first modern locomotive
built in Japan.
A long series of experiments has
demonstrated that hollow copper
makes the best lightning rod.
Anaconda produces 5000, 900
ounces of silver a year in normal
times, along with its copper.
When some seif-made man makes
fool of himself he robs some wom-
an of the job.
Only seven metals were known in
the days of Columbus. There are
now fifty-one in use.
An electric light socket that locks
with key prevents theft of bulbs.
It's usually the bridesmaids who
weep at the wedding. The bride does
her tear-shedding later.
Sweden, Norway. Iceland and DEN
mark have given the municipal fran
chise to women
OF the 63,45S Chinese admitted In
to the Transvaal, only 1900 are
still in the country
The loveliest thing about woman
~ Rp~ she cR4 appreciate your tcN-
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
TO LEAvE PLACE OPEN.
Council OF Northern Virginia Nm
cese Not To Elect Coadjutor Yet.


Richmond Especially Bishop r..
A. Gibson, of the Northern Diocese,
OF Virginia, stated in regard to the:
election of a bishop-coadjutor for the:
diocese in the place Of DR.. Bergman
Green, who declined the election,
that in view of the present situation
a special meeting OF the EhiscopaI
Council will not be called fou the
election. Unless some unforeseen ax-
igency arises the election Will be left
open until the regular meeting of the.
council in Leesburg in May.
Bishop Gibson stated that the post
ponement was made on account of
the winters coming ON, the approach
OF Lent and in consideration of the
expense of a second meeting of the
council. To call meeting of the
council at this time would mean a
great deal of expense, which can be
avoided by postponing the meeting
until the regular time for meeting
In May.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
Sale OF The Alum Springs.

Lexington Especially .-RockbFidge
Alum Springs and the Jordan Alum
Springs have been sold at public auc.
ton by Attorney General William
A. Anderson. commissioner, to Paul
M. Penick for syndicate to be in
corporated under the name of the
Rockbridge Alum Springs, Incorpor-
ated. The price was $4,000. These
properties were sold in October tc
a local syndicate for $4,000. but
the sale was not confirmed by the
court.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
Mrs. Sue Duke Palmer.

Charlottesville Especially The re-
mains of Mrs. Sue Duke Palmer.
who died at Saranac Lake. N. Y, OF
pulmonary tuberculosis. reached
Charlottesville over the Southern
Railway, and the interment was I'm
the family section at Maplewood
Cemetery. the brief service at the
grave being conducted by Rev. Harry
y. Lee rector OF Christ EpiscopaR
Church. this city.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
ROSY AND PLUMP
Good Health From Right Food.

ITS not new food to me-" re-
marked Va. man. I'm speaking OF
Grape-Nuts
About twelve months ago my wife
Was In very bad health, could not
keep anything Oh her stomach. The
Doctor recommended milk half water.
but Il was not sufficiently nourishing
"A friend OF mine told me one das
TO try Grape-Nuts and cream The
result was really marvellous My
wife sooE regained her usual strengfa
and to-day is as rosy and plump as
when girl Of sixteen.
'These are plain facts. and nothins
could say 10 praise Of Grape Nuts
would ezase6Tate In tho least the
value Of this great food
Name gives BY Postum Co. Battle
Mich. Read The Ro46 [b
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

and a doctor told me would never
get more than temporary relief. A
dragging pain and lameness in my
oack almost disabled me. Dizzy
spells came and went and the kidney
secretions were irregular. Doan's
kidney Pills rid me of these troubles
and ! feel better than for years past.
Sold by all dealers. soc. n box,
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. Ny.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

New York - Beeves - Receipts.
SCI head. No trading; feeling
steady. Dressed beef in fair demand
at to 10 nc. per pound.
Hogs-Receipts, 1904 head. Mar
ket weak to loo. lower. Prime State
hogs sold at $6.45 per 100 lbs.
Country dressed hogs firm at " o.
sc. per pound for heavy to light
weights.
Pittsburg, Pa. - Cattle - Supply
light, steady. Choice, $3.50 @6.75;
prime, $6.3O@6.5O.
Hogs-Receipts fair, active, high
er; prime heavies and mediums.
$3.50 a 6.55: heavy Workers, $6.45
q $50; light Workers, 1925 a $50;
pigs, Sc a 6.15; roughs, SIS 20 $50.
Chicago. = Cattle = Receipts est
mated at 5000 head; market strong
to 10c. higher; steers, $4.6O@7.75;
COWS, $3@5.25; heifers, $4,000
400; bulls, $3.15 @4.5O; calves,
$3.50 q $50; stockers and feeders.
-$2.5O@5.
Hogs-Receipts estimated at So
600 head; market to loo. higher;
choice heavy shipping, 5000 $50:
butchers. $6.05 q 6.z5; light mixed.
$3.50 a SIS; choice light, $5.75 a
6.1O; packing, $5.7O@6.1O; pigs,
$4.25 @ $50; bulk of sales. $685. a
$40.
Kansas City, Mo.-Cattle-Re
ceipts. 5000 head. including goo
Southern; market steady; choice ex.
port and dressed beef steers, $50
6.75; fair to good, $4.5006; West
ern steers, $4@6.50; stockers and
feeders. $3.50 q 5.25; Southern
steers. $4.50@6.45; Southern cows.
S2.50@4; native cows, $2@5.25;
native heifers. $3.2506; bulls, 1926
@ 500; calves, S4QS.
Hogs = Receipts, $1,000 head;
market steady to strong; top, $3.50;
bulk OF sales, $3.50 a sos; heavy,
1886 9 $40; packers and butchers.
$5-65 @6.10; light, $5.4O@6.9O;
pigs, $4.50@ 5.25.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

The climatic conditions and the
SOIL in the central zone OF Chile are
conducive to the cultivation os n
very me grade OF tobacco, but as
YET It's cultivation has rot been very
thoroughly developed. The good to-
bacco lands are quite extensive
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

me diamond. so long the hardest
known substance, now has Two RI
AIS, the silicide and the borid g OF ii
fan. um-products of Henri Mo, Ssan s.
eIecAsA furnace-being elaine, I 10
IS., a. n rd-
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
NO Remodel Conrthouse.

Roanoke Especially The Commits
sioners of Montgomery County met
at Christiansburg and decided to-
remodel the courthouse, at q cost
OF $4,000. adopting plans prepared
by H. II. Higgins, a Roanoke archi-
tect. The county has large surplus
in its treasury.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
SHAFT AT FORT MALONE.
Pennsylvania Erecting A Monument
To Her Dead Soldiers.

Petersburg Especially - Pennsyl-
vania is having erected on the site
of Fort Malone, in Prince George
County, a granite shaft in honor Of
the members of the Third Division
Ninth Army Corps, who were killed
in battle in front or Petersburg dur
ing the Civil War The shaft is 60
feet high and is of Barre granite. 1t
Will be unveiled in May next, at
which time an address will be made
by the President of the United States.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

His headache and otn-
er symptoms OF kid
ney disease. There is
a way TO end these
troubles quickly. Mrs.
John II. Wright, COG
East First ST., Mitch
ell, S. D., says: Il
suffered ten years
o.g4L
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Remember, girls, that the young
man who writes the best love letters
doesn't necessarily make the best
husband.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
Shot Through The Heart.

Manassas ESP eciaD. - Carroll
Latham, a member of the Board of
Supervisors OF Prince William Coun-
ty, was found dead in his room, shot
through the heart.
Whether death was the the result
of an accident or suicide is not yet
definitely known, though the latter
theory prevails.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Many workmen are planning TO
cave the Island OF Samos, in the
u uleerranean' AZ miles southwest
M Smyrna, because of the intro
1roh m OF cigarette machines: which
oucu. a daily output of 100000
ciga retfeN
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
COMMERCIAL COLUMN


New York.--Wheat--H Receipts, 2S,,
| 500 bush; exports, 179,9O4. Spot
nrm; No. 2 red. LOTS @1.OS y G
elevator. and 1.0SH I. o. b. afioat;
NO. 1 Northern Duluth, 1.19 Z. o. b
anoat; No. 2 hard winter, lie T.
o. b. afloat
Corn = Receipts, 21,375 bush
Spot firm; No. 2. CSC elevator end
81 T. o. b. afioat; No 2 white nomI-
nal and No. yellow 67h I. o. b.
auoat. Option market was without
transactions, closing Sc. net high
er May closed 6S Is c.; July closed
6S%; September closed So q.
Oats-Receipts. 74.725 bush: ex.
ports 5000. Spot quiet; mixed, 26
gSS lbs, 81 &C.; natural white, &c
@32 lbs, 54@57; clipped white.
5000 lbs. 56h @62.
Poultry-Alive. easy. chickens
14c.; fowls, Is; turkeys. 12@1S.
Dressed, stronger; Western chickens,
10 "a 2lc.; Western fowls, 12@14M;
western turkeys. 22@23.
PhiladeIphia--wheat - Firm and
nc: higher; contract grade, January,
Corn-Firmers January. 64M@
Oats-Quiet, but firm; No. 2
white natural, 56@56hc.
Butter--Firm; fair demand; extra
western creamery, sac; do. near
b. prints, &C.
Eggs = S~irm and 1c. higher;
Pen onsylvzniA and other nearby firsts,
T. c., 33c. at mark; do, current re-
ceipts. in nA, turnable cases, 30 at
mark: Western f1rsts, f. c., 33 at
shark: do, cUrN INT receipts, (. C. 81
%22 at mark.
Nbeese-Firm; 'air demand; New
ork tull creams. Oh. oice, Ia n c.; do,
,ir to rood, 1870 T.
Poultrv = Alive. ste ady; fair de-
and: fowls 1S@ fze-: Oiq rOoseers'
O: spring ch,. Nkens. I3a II; ducks'
2 Ola; geese, u@12&. 'u'AeSs'
8 "a IL.
Baltsrnorc.-Wheat- -RecaSp. ,u+b
81 BUSH, including 1913 bush s. ern
m The small lot OF SodUh> ;.
hich arrived sold at $Y.O4 for N
red
The market for Western opened /
,mer: Spot, s1.O4A; February,
I.05H.
Oats - Receipts. 1853 btssh.s
from elevators, S.gSS
Ish.; stock in elevators, 1SO.917
lsh. Desirable grades are firmly
cid. but the market is rather quiet.
lles-2 cars No. white, 54hc.;
II No. 2 mixed, S4'H. We quote:
Tbite-No. 2, &c.,. No. 3, 54dm
5; No. 4, SO @53M. Mixed-No.
Ia 81 Nc; No. 3, 53@533h.
Rye-We quote, per BUSH, No. 2
Testern rye. sac; No. a Western,
Dtown delivery, so.
Hay-We quote, per TOM limo
ly-No. 1, large bales, S14.5O@15;
D., small blocks, $14.50@15S No. a,
} to location, $13 @13.50; No. z,
IL OBJ.
Cheese = Jobbing lots quoted al
5 NC. per ID.
Eggs-Market firm, with the de-
land for fresh stock about eQuab
} the moderate offerings. We quote,
er dozen, loss on: Maryland, Penn 1
'lvania and nearby firsts, 3Oc.;
Iestern firsts. 80; West Virginia I
rsts, 90; Southern firsts, 28. guinea !
5gs, 14915.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

American \. our is welcomed in be
bee use of its peculi W
value for Bread-SnA. King in connec Y
ton with the hOme-mls ed soft-wheat
fiours, with which IL is blended by
the bakers
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

II. u. GREENS Sons, OF Atianta. "a ara
The only successful Dropsy Specialists n, me
world. See their liberal offer in adverxIsss
ment in another column of this paner
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

The Best I.axative-GarfieId Teal Com.
posed OF Herbs. it excrts a beneficial effect
upon the entire system, regulating liver.
kidneys, stomach and bowels.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
Green Manninz Beat His WIG

Roanoke especially Green Man
ming, Roanoke County farmer, was
sent TO the Salem jail in default of
$50 fine, imposed for beating his
wife. Manning's wife was a Miss
Pom, a member of leading Floyd
County family.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Mrs; Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
lectn-ng, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
non, aliays pam, cures wind colo. 25ca bottle.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

In putting mp leather betting be
sure to place the hair side next to
the pulley. 1t not OnIy cIingS to The
pulley better. but viii wear muc@
longer
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Isn't It queer that a man never
shows his temper until after he has
has lost it?
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

A wild herb growing in Paraguay
is much sweeter than sugar and is
used by the natives for that purpose.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Itch cured In 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

We realize that the world is gT1w-
ing better When it begins to sit up
and look our way.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Job never had to endure having
poem read to him from manuscript
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

The total population OF the Brit
ish empire is over 400,00O,0OQ.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
MR., >rUL DANDRUFF.
~irss HEAD EncrL Saby Had Milk
al ner mar Wife Made
Perfecf Cnrea h.

Perfect Cures by L
For several years my hHC. w ono "a
missionary in the Southwest. ESN orc - -.
that high and dry atmosphere HAS 4 ,uL -
less trouble with dandruff and nav Aa> :.
: yer scalp became so encrusted with it tAA
4 was alarmed for fear she would lose AIN
'1er mar. After trying various remedies, In
desperation l bought cake of C,t;c,,a
Soap and n box of Cuticura Ointm.nt
they left the scalp beautifully clean and
iree from dandruff and am happy 20 sav
that the Cuticura Remedies were n conn
piete success. have also used successfully
the Cutlcura Remedies for so-called milk
crust on baby's head. Cuticura is bless |
ing. Mrs. j. A. Darling, 80 Fifth 81.
carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 1908"
I0.ter Drug Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Men outnumbered women i'm this
country year ago by 1,63S,s21.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
VIRGINIA TO AID coNsuMpTIvEs.
Roanoke Red Sulphur Springs To
Become A Sanitarfum.

Roanoke Especially The Roanoke
Red Sulphur Springs, for many years
one of the famous mountain resorts
in summer, which was recently pur-
chased by the State for a sanitarium
for consumptives. went under the
State management and it's doors are
now open for the reception OF pa
tients suffering with tuberculosis,
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
Piles Cured in 9 TO IA povs

Pszo Ointment is guaranteed to cure anv
Piles in o TO u days or money refunde5 ~
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

Optimism and dyspepsia are not
on speaking terms B. N. u. 8.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

The Chinese method of relieving
one pain with another is going out
OF vogue, and there is a large sale
of patent medicines. Sedatives arc
Judged and valued by what they dc
10 the shortest time.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
PATIENT SUFFERING.
Many Women Think They Are
Doomed TO Backacbe.

1t is not right for women to be al
ways ailing with backache nrinnrv
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14
OnIy ono .Isromo O,dnIne.

hat rs Laxative Promo Quinine. Look
World over 10 Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

IL q man reads joke in a funny
paper no wants to make an after
dinner speech two hours long SO as
10 get It off in the middle of IL.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-01-14

:, For 30 years Lydia Il. Pinlhafnss V.oo,., n.
f EOnpoHnd has been the standard remedv fo1
harSaIS Ills. No sick woman does Justice fo
la ma1 te exclusively from roots and herbs. and
mas thousands OF cures to its credit. ~
@S w YRS PinlNl 'am invites all sick women
1I,i~Ss 10 write n er for advice. She has
s~Aueu thousands to- health free of CHARGE
ADDRESS Mrs. NPinlSilam. Lynn Mass.