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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
MARCH 3. 1909.
OUR NEXT SENATOR.

IL appears from public announce
ment that the Hon. 0. &. Holcombe,
of this city, is candidate for nomina-
ton on the Democratic ticket for sena-
tor to be elected next Fall Who the
other candidates are has not been an
nounced, but it is generally under
stood that Hon. w. G. Gebhardt will
he candidate to succeed himself, and
there may be other candidates for NOM
nation on that ticket. Some Repub-
licans have suggested that Walter +.
Hayhurst should be II candidate fol
the Republican nomination, but it is
not likely that he would be willing tC
accept such a nomination or stand fol
the Office
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Ice Crop SHORTAGE.

Ice men say that there will be de-
cided shortage this year on the crop
On the Pocono Mountains the harvest
which started about February Ist, has
been better than in less favored local..
ties. The Pocono companies have
less than half crop housed now, with
two or three weeks ahead yet.
In the Hudson region there has beer
about one-ffth crop. South Jersey has
practically nothing gathered and on the
Perkiomen five per cent crop is re.
ported.
Water ice" that is, ice shipped di
rect from the lakeside, is heing sent ir
car and train lots to South Jersey stor.
age houses, to make up for the acsua
crop shortage there,
The mild winter has been worrying
| the ice men to a considerable extent
Spectators have had more real worri
ment however, than the wholesale men
Rumors are current in ice mems circles
that the price per tor will be So or S
next summer This figure is said by
heads of cutting companies to be toe
extravagant. They admit that the croF
shortage will make the price highel
than last year.
The Poeonos have been the mecca
the past week for numerous ice buyers
Several deals are reported for the trans
porting OF ice from the cutting dams di
rect to Frenchtown and other New Jer
sey points.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

What some believed to be a buried
prehistoric forest on the New Jersey
coast, near the Sandy Hook military
reservation, has been discovered by
army engineers while boring for an
additional water supply. When the
test pipes were down nearly four hun
dred feet q broad strata of wood was
found. At one point the borers re-
ported that they went through twenty
feet Of wood. Investigations are
being made in the interest of archeol-
ogy. II . forest flourished where the
sand dunes are now, it is believed it
was covered with sand by the action
of the sea until buried.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Why They Don't Spea k.

A young lady whose beauty Is equal
10 her bluntness in conversation was
visiting a house where other guests
were assembled. among them the eld-
est son Of rich manufacturer. The
talk turned ON matrimonial sauabbles
Said the eligible ''parti:" Il hold that
the correct thing for the husband Is
to begin as he intends to go on. Say
that the question was one of smoking.
Almost Immediately I would show my
intentions by lighting cigar and set
Ting the question forever"
"And 1 would knock the thing out OF
your mouth" cried the imperious
beauty.
do you know" rejoined the young
man, II don't think you would be
there
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

This is the way his marriage was a
failure. He did all the counting before
marriage, He never talked his affairs
with his wife. He thought of his wife
only as a cheap housekeeper. He
never dreamed that a wife deserved
praise or compliments. lie married
an ideal, and was disappointed to find
it had flaws He paid no attention to
his personal appearance after marriage.
He treated his wife as he would not
have dared to treat another woman
Exchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Barnegat Bay fishermen say that
not for many years has there been a
winter like the present one. SO far
this winter the bay has not been
frozen over, and the men who set
fykes for founders and other winter
fish near the inlet and those who
haul for perch and bass in the upper
bay had no occasion to use their ice
ontfits. The off shore fishermen have
been setting travis for cod all winter
and bringing their catches in the in
let and acros the bay to Barnegat or
to Forked River for shipment to the
cities.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Easy Come, Easy Go.

A passerby at Broad and LOMBARD
streets, in Philadelphia, once heard
the following dialogue between Ia
..orer who was digging In sewer and
j stout, beaming lady with a capacious
market basket on her arm:
''Ah. good marnin' to you. Pat, SAID
she. leaning over and looking into tue
pit. And what are ye doin'T"
Good marnin', Bridget" he replied
looking up. I'm a-earnin' alimony for
yees. And what are you doin'Y'
Sure, I'm a-spendin' it." replied
Bridget airily as she trotted off.-Lip'
pincott'S
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Give the young and struggling man
a word of encouragement when you can,
You would not leave those plants in
your window boxes without water MOI
refuse to open the shutters that the
sunlight may fall upon them, but you
would leave some human flower to SUI.
fer from want of appreciation or the
sunlight OF encouragement There are
few hardy souls that can struggle
along on stony soil--shrubs that can
wait tor the dews and sunbeams, vines
that climb without kindly training
but only few. Utter the kind word
when you see it deserved.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Franklin Dye, Secretary of the
State Board of Agriculture, announc-
ed Thursday that he had been notifi-
ed that the cattle quarantine estab-
lished as guard against the spread
of the foot and mouth disease has
been removed in New York State ex-
eept in the counties of Genesee, Nj
agara, Orleans, Erie and Monroe.
This will permit Jersey cattlemen to
buy cattle in the other New York
counties. The quarantine is still in
force throughout Pennsylvania.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Surprised tho Minister,

The new minister was making his
first call and was waiting for mamma
in the drawing room. Little sister and
her elder were holding an earnest
confab In the hall.
-You dassent," said the elder in
tense, small tones.
you Just see." said little sister
proadly. And she danced of into the
craving room. an angelic figure in
daintiest white, her big blue eyes in
nocent and confiding.
When mamma appeared. just as lit
tie sister danced out OF the door again,
she thought the expression Of the
minister was rather curious and that
be seemed TO be making an effort to
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

There never was newspaper in any
locality that gave all the news 1t is
often that family is missed several
times. They get the impression that
the paper does not care to mention
them. The paper has no i'll feelings,
no spite or enmity against anybody.
Most every one takes the local paper.
Don't be afraid to give the editor the
news OF interest. Perhaps you think
the paper has shown Partially; but try
and see if it doesn't treat you well if
you give il chance.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
The Ambitious Han.

Ambition" said an inventor, "ac-
complishes daily miracles. Remember
the ambitious hen.
This faithful creature always laid
an egg of the same size as the porce-
lain nest egg used on her US a decoy.
"Perceiving his hens intense ambi'
ton, the farmer put a porcelain goose
egg in her nest. She laid goose egg.
Then the farmer. greatly pleased,
put In the nest whitewashed foot
ball. The next time he visited the
barn he found in the nest an egg as
big as the football. but no hen was In
sight.
He took up the egg and saw ED
graved on 1t:
Pm no ostrich, but I've done my
best"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

So much TO do. So little done.
All. yesternight saw the sun
Sink beamless down the vaulted gray,
The CHASTITY ghost Of Yesterday,
So little donei So much to do
Each morning breaks on conflicts new.
But. eager. brave. I'll join the fray
And fight the battle of today.
So much to do, So little done
But when it's o'er-the victory won
OH, then, my soul. this strife and sor-
row
WIN end in that great, glad tomorrow
lanes II. Gilmore.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Tho MAKING of q Man.

Reading nfaketh a full man, conf
dence ready man and writing an ex-
act man. And therefore IL a man
write little he had need have a great
memory, IL he confer little he had
need have present wit. and If he
read little he had need have much cum
ming to seem to know that which he
doth not. Histories make men wise,
poets witty, the mathematics subtle,
natural philosophy deep. moral writ
ings grave, logic and rhetoric able to
contend.--Francis Bacon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

II anything happens in your vicinity
that you think will interest others,
make a note Of it and send il 10 us.
The editor is always glad to receive bits
ofnews, for the popularity Of paper
greatly depends on such items
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Old Mr.. Flaherty was a general IA
vorite in the little town where he
lived. The doctor was away nearly al.
one summer and did not hear Of the
old mans death. Soon after his return
the doctor met Miss Flaherty and In.
Quired about the family, ending with.
And how is your father standing the
intense heat?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
GA - TO REA.
C.: !: q; ,.;;;!;'z;;%:;;;:' &: ''''

One OF the best evidences that Rev.
DIR. Parkhurst is growing old is to be
found in the fact that he believes that
New York city should have more lib
eral laws. We are told that wisdom
comes with age.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Knew When. \. a.,on..d

One stormy morning during cruise
an officer of the battleship Missouri
was making his tour of inspection.
While crossing the forecastle he en-.
eonntered coal passer leaning on the
rnil In the throes of NAL de mer. With
A gruff voice he demanded, "Here.
here. my man. where do you belongr'
The seasick mans hand went to his
cap in an attempt to salute. "Cleye-
land, O.. sir he replied.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

As soon as the United States mint
at Philadelphia can turn them out.
new one-cent pieces will be issued to
take the place of the familiar copper
pieces bearing the Mary Cunningham
Indian head that have been in circu-
lation for several generations. Pres
ident Roosevelt has approved the de-
sign Tor the new cent, which was
made by Victor B. Brenner, of New
York. In place of the Mary Cunning.
nam or Liberty" head will appear
the medallion head of Lincoln from
the bronze medal design executed by
Mr.. Bremen, and on the reverse side
will appear the words Zone cent" as
ct present.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

No false pretense has marked the career of
Elys Cream Balm. Being entirely harmless.
it is not responsible like the catarrh snuffs
and powders, for minds shattered by cocaine
The great virtue Of Ely's Cream Balm is that
it speedily and completely overcomes nasal
catarrh and hay fever. Back of this statement
il the testimony of thousands and a reputation
of many years success All druggists &c., or
mailed by Ely Bros, So Warren ST., New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Morris Conner, city bill poster, of
Altoona, Pa, thinks he should have a
medal from the Anti Race Suicide So
ciety. The stork visited his home for
the 27th time Monday night. The en-
tire family enjoy good health.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

John Rodenbaugh. who has carried
the mail from Stockton to Fleming
ton for a number of years, has been
awarded the contract for the next
four years, commencing July l. 1909,
and ending June 30, 1918. for the sum
of 1895 year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
CA - ToRfA.
Bears the ,Iha Kind You naSa Alwars Bought
s's. ss 2HzzzZx

By decision of the New York SUI
preme court, Rutgers College, at New
Brunswick. will receive 500, 900 under
the will Of the late Justice Henry W.
Bookstaver, graduate Of the institu-
tion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
Or. DAVID KENNEDYS
FAVORITE REMEDY!

- II morning, noon and nlght' anu II
a1e c ~ You. / took the medicine as
VIII VII e"i' Int had no confidence in cure.
s u nv case had been tried by so many.
ss. NY ,,sno It week began to feel better,
Ais s :; 81, hort while after that was entirely
az" nj 4 That terrible distress. everything l
oule hreating up sour IN my throat, had all
aIe pi an5 7 have not had moments dis
comfort since To-daythere lsn ia u ne''i'niei
nan and my appetite is exc ellie ponsoDt N
Write 70 or VI ssnnIs bottle Of Dr. David Kennedys
aF R IIeg d the great Kidney Liver and Blood
aIst,a and free medical booklet. Large ootses
fLon. All drngssts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer a cut, bruise, burn oil
scald. Be prepared DR.. Thomas Ec-
leetric Oil instantly relieves The pain
quickly cures the wound.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

He who floats with the current, who
does not guide himself according to
higher principles, who has no ideal. no
convictions-such man is mere ar
ticle Of the worlds furniture--an echo.
not a voice.-Amiers Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

The Prohibitionists of the State have
planned to enroll 5000 voters and
tax each one the sum of one dollar to
raise campaign fund
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

"Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what l did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me. y H. Walk.
err, Sunbury. Ohio.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
This Is An Easv Te.t

Sprinkle Aliens Foot-Eose in one shoe and
not in the other, and notice the difference,
Just the thing to use when rnbbers or over.
shoes become necessary, and your shoes seem
to pinch. Sold Everywhere. CSC Don't accept
any substitute
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

If woman is delusion, it should be
also remembered that most men hug a
delusion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Remington automobilists will form
club. There are said to be so ma
chimes in and near Remington.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Every Observation-Disclosures Spec
ial Bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Don't let the baby suffer from &C.
zema, sores or any itching of the skin
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for child
rem. All druggists sell it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Constipation causes headache, nau.
seau, dizziness, languor, heart palpita.
ton. Drastic physics grippe, sicken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. IS cents. Ask your
druggist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

Three per cent. interest paid on Certificates
Of Deposit and in savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up. Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making Investments.
CALVIN SOLLTD4 !, President.
JOHN O. H0LCOHBE, Vice President
FRANK A. PHILLIPS. Cashier.
". s. HULSHIZER, Asst Cashier
WILLIAM l.. WILSON, Teller
DIRECTORS.
Calvin Soliifay. Frank A. Phillips,
samuel A. Burns, Geo. l.. ROmiu-.
J, :, Studdiford, John q. Holcombe.
George W. Massey, Wilmot Quinby.
tsaiah r. Smith. j. W. Crook.
William Lauer,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

The time some men spend in waiting
to do something big could have been
devoted to doing a lot of little things
that need to be done.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

q a - n q 1H a,
pe.,, th. zlhs Kind You Have Always Bauctt
''', q &H2ZzZ<
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

The reason most people give advice
so freely Is because they are anxious to
get rid Of it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03
G. R. COMMANDER !!
T.. 6. neau, Gen. Gran, Post, Rondout' N. Y.
e,,nrn OF DYSPEPSIA

c.-,-oonder Dean writes: is OIIIeI Q .;
Commune man Of the q. & D. R. R., good
h Mai A s indispensable. found myself
however l,s5 az md doetored, but l grew worse.
doGt gagea mis- misery night and day, for fully
i sa1 Isays. Nv case was pronounced incur
able, . ! THAT hat time, and told him OF my
ileoy -. 80 and he said, try bottle OF
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-03

A Sovereign" That Costs Only One Dollar.
DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite Rem
edy, of Rondout, N. Y, is a Sovereign
medicine for nervousness, Rheumatism
Kidney and Liver complaints, and all
the ills peculiar to women. 1t drives
the poison from the blood, and restores
the patient to the bloom of health.
You will never regret the exchange of
one dollar for a bottle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-11-27

puppy with his head tilted SIDE his cooked
shrewdy, and twinkle in his little dark eyes. Then
with furry fore paw he would pat thick bunch of
grass till the frightened cricets came scurryng out to
what was the matter. Then, he would almost fall
himself trying to scoop them up all at once-and
while he was chewing those he'd caught he'd look
Well, when he got tired of crickets, he kind OF
thought he'd look for birds nest. He a wide,
have birds nest under it, and he nosed around it,
he face face with little Stripes You they
were both after the thing, and both had the
idea about the best place to look for If.
Now, that young bears education had been terribly
neglected He didn't know any about skunks than
you do. So, he thought maybe the soft little back-and-
just good to eat birds eggs-besides being more
filling, of He would have grabbed little Stripes
right off, had the latter tried to run away. But as
Stripes showed sign of any such Intention the bear
hesltated After ALL there didn't seem to be any great
hurry He put big paw to slap the stranger; but
changed his mind and drew it back again-the stranger
to himself, that little scrap of creature like that
should be taking things easy when he around.
He began to feel nsulted
AS for Stripes, nothing further from his mind
than running away from the big black that had
suddenly got in front of him. 1t was for plump
little skunk to be taking violent exercise hot night
Yet he didn't walk right the bear-not at
all And he had no intention of making things disagree
able for the lumsy-loolSing stranger"
Huh! whaS could he do to him 2? inter "uptod the
Shany Kid again. He had the greatest faith in bears
Will you waltz" said Uncle Andy. =" But first let
me explain to you the peculiar weapon with which
Stripes and all the Terror-Tal family do their fighting
polite to do unnecessarily. Some distance below his
bushy, graceful tall Stripes had shallow PIT little
bag OF very tough skin containing an oil of terrible
power. The strong muscles surrounding this bag kept
the mouth OF it always tightly closed that not
atom could get out to soil the little owners clean dainty
fur or cause the slightest smell In fact Stripes al
together one OF the cleanest and dantiest and most
gentlemanly OF all the wild Bu when he had
to- he could draw in those muscles around the oil bag
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-11-27

downtown Then all anxiety rolled off her mind and
the glad buoyancy of childhood asserted itself Every
thing all right. Mother knew about it; mother
would to things. Then it seemed no time before
Virginia in the parlor, in fresh white dress and
with her hair tied the back of her neck with per-
fecty enormous white bow, pounding out twosteps with
athletic precision the piano, while the girls gaiy
bobbed about the room under the impression that they
dancing Then from mysterious corner Vir-
ginia produced large blac5-and-white map of Gin
derella-it could hardly be called picture-witll her
foot poised ready for the calico slippers which the blind
folded girls did their best pin it Such joyous
shreks they stuck them wildly the walls and the
curtains and another, and everywhere but the
patiently poised footi And zUhere did Virginia get the
pretty Japanese fan which Katherine Elliot waved
proudly the prize and the red tin horn which Ger
trude Lansing loudly footed her despair at being the
BOBBY? At the sound of the horn the twins could
longer be held LEASH but burst unanimously into the
room, in their clean duck suits, and rapturousy
welcomed by the girls, who thought them too cunning
for anything"
From time to time Hetty caught sounds Of rustlng
and the clinking of china in the dningroom behind the
folding doors. The effect distinctly partyish and
delightfully."- promising. But when the doors at last
rolled back it seemed to the little girl if her heart
would burst with its mixture of pride gratitude,
morse, and affection, she the dining-room It
carefully darened to give effect to the festive light
of wax candles. There her mother, dressed in her
best blacace Dress passing round the prettest painted
plates Christine, in her pretty palegreen NOUS