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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
THE IMPOSSIBLE NusaANnL

A Chicago clergyman has urrAr
taken for contingent fee of 5000 to
act as schatchen for mysterious
woman of wealth who desires to wed
Il suitable nelpmeet Here are the
plans and specifications modestly set
this marital paragon:
/. He must be an honest Christian
man denomination not mate ial,
2, Must never have been divorced.
5. Must not have been a failure in
life. Rev. Mr.. Vaughan holds that a
man who has made failure in bust
ness, one who has failed in several
different fields OF work, VIII also
prove a failure in married life.
4. Must have clean record That
is, must never have been convicted
OF . crime; must be self-supporting
md al present must be the holder of
permanent job.
5. Must be unselfish.
6. Must not be necessarily hand.
some, 5ut must have neat and clean
appearance.
Z. Must not use liquor or tobacco
in any form
8. Must be tolerant, patient and
home-abiding.
ANY gentleman who thinks he can
I'LL the bill ought to PUT in his APP
piication for Carnegie mccall. There
surely is not more than ona man OF
such super-human qualifications In
America. And $500 is pretty poor
pay for finding him and leading him
to the altar.
Meantime, fair play demands an
out line not only of good points. but
also of the weak spots in the char
acter OF the would-be wife. Surely
her mere wealth is not the paramount
consideration in this matrimonial
bargain, and lit would be almost too
much 10 ask "a man possessing all the
qualifications insisted upon to ac-
cept the lady on faith.--Cbioago
Journal
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
VALUE OF A WOMAN FRIEND.

We all have met the fond mother
who so reluctantly consented to her
boy seeking girl companionship.
While she finds the girl to be a type
all the beautiful and enrolling quail
tiles OF young womanhood, yet is she
still reluctant to let this young wo-
man share the eompanionship OF her
boy. Why2 A selfish motive. fear OF
losing the lad more than anything
else, and the genuine dislike for any
female who brings about even par
tiai separation. Not always does the
young man let his friendship drift
into love to be followed by court
ship, but If a young man recognizes
true worth In his first girl friend. 1t
Is almost certain to drift into love
affair, the happiest, most confding
affair that ever comes into his life;
for, II deception does follow. his In
nocent confidence is battered after
which he Is as wary as the rest OF
mankind fooled by tickle women.
But should mother raise objections
when the companionship Of young
woman is pleasurable for the young
man? A good girl as an adviser Is
a wondrous advantage to man in
every pursuit or vocation. In wo-
man. even youthful one. there Is
L., -,
and plain soundness of judgment
which are rarely combined to an
equal degree. in man. A woman, II
she is really your friend, will have
regard for your character, honor
and repute She will. seldom eoun-
sci you to do shabby thing. for
woman wants to be proud of you
Often, indeed, is the woman desert
ed and neglected In years after per-
haps her place taken by another wo-
man, yet the good woman adviser rs
always thought of with respect. Ii
not love. A good woman will ad-
wise no man TO do anything impru-
dent. Many men who have lived
starved lives as boys In their own
parental home owe much OF their
success in life to the help, encour-
agement and friendship OF kind
hearted, unselfshk good girls who
have been youthful friends, some
times sweethearts and often taking
the place of lifelong companion,
bnt whether IL results in matrimony
or not. 1t is to young mans adj
vantage to have at least one good,
true dependable girl friend and with
true friendship and happy compan-
ionship the true girl is found
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
All Mirrors Lie.

Everybody is better looking than
the mirror makes him." said millin-
er. The mirror robs us of our ex-
preston and Of our coloring, and ex-
preston and color are to the faces
beauty what the legs are to the figure.
First. our expression When we
look into mirror our eyes take on q
CLASSY stare and our mouths curious
and sad droop. Really we never look
like that save when we are going to
be i'll.
"Then our coloring All mirrors
have pale green tinge, and this tinge
makes even the purest rose leaf COM
plexion muddy. II takes the gloss
from the hair, the brilliancy from the
eyes and the scarlet from the lips
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
Candles and Flowers for Dining
Table,

We have been familiar for some
time with the glass fiawer holders,
with little holes for the stems, which
are put In the bottom of flower bowls
and low vases. One of the shops Is
showing new and charming adapta-
ton of this same idea, in the form OF
combined candlestick and flower
holder There Is a low glass support,
which holds water In this is the
fewer holder, from the center OF
which comes silver candlestick The
candlestick looks like the ordinary
KIND, although it is in reality made
for this purpose. In this case there
were four Of them, set on table az
for luncheon with pink sweet peas,
four or five in each hole. grouped
around each candlestick, in which was
pink-colored candle, shaded with a
pink paper shade. The whole formed
a most dainty and effective table dec
GRAFTON, 1t might, of coarse, be ar
ranged in other colors. Lavender
sweet peas or yiolets, with lavender
candle shades, forget-me-nots with
blue, and. a little later. buttereups
and daises from our own fields, with
yellow shades, would all be lovely
Large or tall flowers would not do as
they would be brought too near the
heat Of the candle and would wither
Jonquils are too tall, so are roses. OF
any but the tiniest variety.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
NEW YoEK GRAIN.

New York, Sept H. WHEAT Re
ceiEts 2,400; exports SIS; SPOT easy;
No, red $1141z nominal elevator;
No. 2 red 107M fob. aAoat An
early advance of one cent in wheat
today. resulting from lighter receipts
aad the higher corn market, was de-
stroyed after midday by bearish snow
report which caused heavy unloading.
The market closel very unsettled and
* axe net lover. September closed
st057s.
CORN Receipts 1875; spot firm;
No, 2 old TIE nominal elevator and
73c. sales, delivered; No. new 63$4
winter shipment, fob. aGoat. OPP
tons without transactions, closing "
a &c net higher. September 75c.
Receipts 132,G75 exports
$50; spot steady; mixed 4oc nominal;
natural white 3SN4O; clipped white
HNf7.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
Strawberries Ripe on ocean Wave

o'TdWocrrieS ripe on ocean wave
Fresh strawberries picked from the
vine is the latest wrinkle of the res
taurant on board some of the ocean
liners. Having introduced trout pools
flower stalls and sun gardens some
liners have now gone into the truck
farm and small fruit business.
The vegetables, green's and straw
berries are cultivated In crooks under
glass in green house installed aft oil
the superstructure on the sun deck
The greenhouse, owing to the apparent
success of the experiment, is to be
enlarged to cover nearly the beam Of
the deck.
An expert gardener raises the let
tuce and strawberries, which are In
all stages of greenness and ripeness,
growing thriftily on long stems.
The next move will be the introduce
ton Of a herd Of Jersey cows feeding
In pasture on the boat deck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
EXCURSION suLLeTiN.
= -~----,-ssssrss
sEAaok 1909.
=s.~~~-
ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. R.
SEASON 1904.

SF cAihOs 10 -. Il,
ps~son springs ara return. ~ -
Good six months
tereteuan Springs and return. $40
6rayson Springs and return. ~ 20
Marion. N.Y., and return. ....... s.es
Waukeshs, Via, and return. =. 10. %
Detroit. Mich, and return. n. 90
South Haven, Mich, and retura "a. so
Bay View. Mich, and return. 24.sA
Petoskey, Mich, and return. "A. ~
4arbor Springs, Mich, and ret. q. 90
st Paul, Mimi, and return. -. e q
Denver, Colorado Springs Or
Pueblo, Co., and return, 81. "a
Portland, Oregon and return. q. 10
San Francisco, Los Angeles Of
San Diego, Cal. 81. 81
Seattle and Tacoma, Wash. :. Ga. 10
And many other points.
Tickets sold daily. commencIns
June let, until September 50. ana
good returning until October 81, 1903.
Inquiries cheerfuiiy answered.
J. n. JONES,
Ticket Agent, Cairo.
SCRATCH, Gen. Pass. Agt., Chicago
A.H.HANsoN, Pass. Traf. Mgr.c hicsao
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
Telling Secrets at the Manicure.

Telling Secrets at the Manicures
1t is startling to hear the secrets
that are told in semi-public places
Most people have heard queer bits of
talk of private nature In street
cars, above or below ground, and on
trains. But nowhere do people grow
so loquacious (unless 1t is at Tur-
kish bath as al the manicures
Sitting with her finger tips In
those of her manicure sets the aver
age woman's tongue going with won
derful rapidity. ManicuTes are usu-
ally smiling. self possessed little wo-
men who know how to give just the
righs amount OF apparent interest
while they flicker their files and
deity deal with poIishes often,
though they are not listening half
when they are they are as much
amused as edited by the secrets
poured out upon them.
Wall-bred women will sit and talk
about their husbands aud their moth
ers-in-law and their servants Or the
hateful ways OF their most intimate
enemies to the women who give an
occasional half hour to their finger
nails. Not even dressmaker, to
whom much is told, hears half as
much about her customers secret
worries and troubles as the mani
cure who holds one hand and then
the other for revenue only.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
CHICAGO 1--we STOCK.

Chicago, Sept. e.--CATTLE.-Re.
ceipts LOCO; best steady to strotg;
others steady: steers s5G00S0o;
cows and heifers 3.1O@G.oO; bulls
3.0014S5; calves 3,00m9.l0; stock
ers and feeders 3.75m515.
HOGS Receipts $4,000; steady to
higher: choice neavy sS,13G8.25;
butchers S.G1MS2O; light mixed 7.SO
q 500; choice light S.e9MS.2o; pack.
ing 7.COnS.T5; bu.> Of sales 7706
$40.
SHEEP Receipts 1900 steady to
Is lowers sheep $4o3I5.o0; lambs
6.75Q7.90; yearlines 800 0D5.5a
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, Sept Money on call
firm, 2@2h per cent; closing bid 2.
Time loans firm and quite active; go
days per cent 80 days 81 per cent;
six months per cent Sterling ex-
change steady; demand s4S6.55; 60
days 4S5.00@4S505. Bar silver 51&.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
ST. LOUIS cATTl. Z.

ST Louir Sept CATTLE RE
ceirts 5000 steady: Texans higher;
native shinring and export steers
s6.40M7.35 dresse beef and butcher
steers 5.25GG.2s. atockers and feed
ers 3.o0d450: cows aA heifers 1926
dG.50; Texas and Indian steers $50
.M6.10.
HOGS Receipts 1900; lower;
pigs and lights sG.0o4S.0o; packers
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
MEN ARE powsaless
i ~ sss.Syss s5Trs~ z go 4a.sss !. -.
To Fight Against Disease Unless The,
strike NJ the UnderIytag Csus~.

To Fight Against Disease Unless The,
strike At the Uaderiysag Csuse.
To treat Dandrur and Falling Hair,
With frritants or oils on which q para.
attic germ will prosper. Is like scooping
water from the ocean to prevent the tide
from rising
You cannot accomplish a satisfactory
cure without having right understand
Ing OF the fundamental causes Of the
trouble.
You must kill the Dandruff Germ.
Newbro's Herpicide does this because II
Is specially made to do that very thing
When the germ Is removed. the hair
has no choice but to resume healthy
growth and beauty.
Destroy the cause, you remove the
effect
Sold by leading druggists Send 1oc, in
stamps for sample to The Herpcide Co.
Detroit. Mich
One dolfa. torries guaranteed. PAIL
G. Sckuh & Sons, specia, agents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02

1f5d795; butchers and best heavy
s,oc@s2h.
SHEEP Receipts 400; lower;
native muttons $3.4O@4.50; lambs
5000 7.35.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
GOVERNMENT BONDS,
PROVISIONS.
Firm.
CHEESE-Unsettled.

EGGS Steady; unchanged.
COFFEE-F Futures opened steady at
unchanged prices to decline of 5
points and ruled barely steady owing
to record breaking receipts, expecta-
lions of a big increase in> the Visible
supplies. and scattered offerings In
the absence of bull support. Havre
was unchanged on January but gener-
ally 8 points net lower. Sales $3.50
bags. September $40; spot steady;
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02

"A woman" remarked the moral
izer, generally manages TO do az
she plsases.
She does rejoined the demon
aliaer, IF she Is able TO decide on
what she pleasss. 70 do"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
Mark Of Good Free dina.

When YOU enter a strangers home
and find the inmates low voiced. going
from room to room without siamming
doors, who are careful walkers and the
like, you may rest assured there Is
refinement in the house. Some per-
sons have way OF talking 30 loudly
that they are easily heard the length
OF the house. Cultured persons, are
Hike mice little children" seen and
not heard, but when heard. Il is not
as II one listened to the noisy mega
phone or steam boat calliope. Many
young girls are more boisterous than
their animated brothers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02

No. Z Rio IN; mild quiet; Cordova 8
h@12c.
SUGAR-Raw firm; fair refining
$3.61@364; centrifugal 90 test 4.ll@
Ala; molasses sugar 3.36@3.39; re.
fined steady.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
MINNEAPOLIS WHEAT.

Minneapolis, Sept WHEAT
Sept. closed 94m941s; Zee 96Hc;
Cash No l Northern 1914 GGSAc; No.
2 northern 94A Q9GH,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
RECEIPTS AND SdlpMEN1a ..

Chicago, Sept. 1.-The following
car loads represent the days move
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
MISCELLANEOUS.
=
MUTATIONS WANTED

Advertisements OF not exceeding
three lines will be accepted free for
one weeks tir1e from any reader OF
The Bulletin II, Do filed by advertiser
In person, on regular form. at the Of
fee of The bulletin Company. 70S
Ohio street The Bulletin Company
assumes no responsibility for any I'D.
yertisemeit or statement made there
In and will not accept under this
heading the notice Of any person
krown to be employed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02
LIMOS. CENTRAL
Corrected to Sept. L. 1902 II
the FAST NAL AourE. |
rrairs 1 a.vs :.c.i...

,ThE rA!T MIL MOUTH.
Trains Leave caire:
LIS :. M. Daily Chicago vsstibuls
Limited, arriving Chicago 1880 :, nj
2:ls Z. in.,Daily ct. Louis Night
Limited. arriving Et, Louis 7:es !. q.
Sleeping car opSn 1t $50 b. n.
$40 .. m, st, Louis Special 7@
500 1. m. Chicago Daily nxprsss,
$500 = m. st. Louis Aornins nx.
press. daily.
li:1S a. M. b. Louis Fast Mail.
n;16 a. m. Chicago Midday sDeeaxi
S:S6 y, M, Daily st. Louis Limited
2:Sb y, M, Afternoon KSpresa for
odin. Efnngham, NATION Champaign
$40 y. a.. Thebss Accommodates
7l5 p. M, Chicago and Masters
Express.
$40 q. m, Memphis end Nashville
s;2s a. M, Memphis and New Or
leans Limited.
900 4. M, PaducAh and iouisviils
1i41 D. M, Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
1'4t p. M. Daily Nashville, Chstt.
nooga and Atlantis. ~ RI
$3.50 p. m, Futon and Mafisla ~
commodation. seQy
$3.50 p. m, Paducah and Louisytils
500 p. M, Memphis and New Or
faopa GrAnt~f 3 e 80
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-09-02

"An effort to secure womsn's dor
mitories at tia University Of ulinois.'
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
BRADD0CK BREVl7IES.
tFrom News. Oct ssth.

The pulic highway leading west
from Braddock and on the north side
of the 500 track was declared open
at the recent meeting of the county
board at Linton. Other roads in
this district should be opened and
the News will continue to ask ques-
tions until they are opened.
The News understands that G. f..
Torrison has disposed of his farm.
| five miles west of town, to Mr.. Bibel-
heimer and son Henry for good
| figure. and that with his family he
will spend the winter on the coast.
and will locate somewhere farther
west. MIR. and Mrs. Torrison have
made many warm friends during
their residence in the Braddock dis
trict and their going is regretted
by all.
M. Jepson. a well-known farmer
living few miles west of Brad
dock, gives some facts and figures
which show that raising hogs on the
Missouri Slope is paying business
"On October 2Oth." Mr.Jepson says
I'll had two hogs which were weighed
seventeen days before, and together
they weighed 574 pounds. To-day
they were sold to the Hazeltor
butcher for s7.25 per hundred
weight. and their combined weight
was 694 pounds. fId them nearl.
all the skinned milk they coule
drink and six bushels of corn. The
butcher came to my place and tool
the hogs away"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04

wonder whether the phones are a
necessity or not. There are so many
who forget their own ring and take
down the receiver whenever the
bell is heard. This makes it alomst
impossible for the parties to under
stand one another. The other day
farmer tried to phone to Wash
burn, and as soon as he rang and
took down the receiver he could hear
the clicking sound Of receivers GO
ing down all along the line. Each
farmer has his own ring and the re-
ceiver should not be taken down un-
less that special ring is heard or
when he wants to call up some one.
There is time limit. so that every
one may have chance to talk seve-
raj times during the day when nee
essary.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
HAzELTON HAPPENINGS.
lI'rom Republican, oct. eoth.


Thomas Kelly returned Monday
from visit through Iowa, Missouri
and Kansas, extending over about
ten days time.
G. w. Gilman is engaged i'm Civ
ing the new school-house coat of
paint, which makes the building
look much better.
A. E. Klabunde's S REQ auto, which
was partially burned late last sum
mer, has been repaired and is again
doing duty. The engines were not
injured, and it is apparently as good
as new.
Fred Kaiser soldhis farm in Pleas
ant Valley last week to a party
from Illinois. The consideration
paid was S18 per acre. We under
stand Fred Immediately purchased
the Mikalson place, south of here.
and will stay in North Dakota.
The land drawing at Aberdeen
took place as per schedule. Phillip
Grenz, of this place, was among the
fortunate ones. drawing No. s5,
which insures him fine claim if he
cares to file. Gust. Hanson, who is
interested in the Hazelton Manufac-
uring Company. drew No. 1913. No.
2O86 went to Oscar Pearson,o Brad
dock.
The board of directors of the Ha-
zelton creamery met Tuesday and,
after inspecting the plant thorough
ly, accepted it from the people who
put up the building and furnished
the machinery; the manager Of the
concern, Mr.. U.Gault, being here to
turn the property over to the
stockholders. The directors were
more than pleased with the entire
plant. and one of them stated that
there is not a shoddy thing about
the entire concern, and that it was
the finest plant he had ever seen.
| We have not heard when the local
company expects to begin opera
| tions
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04

days. When MIR and Mrs. Kinds
resided on their homestead at Dale
they lost an eight months oliiba
and the child was buried on the
place. Mr.. linds viii now have the
body disinterred and placed IN tho
cemetery north of Pollock
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
POLLOCK ITEMS.
Hrom the Progress. oc, e9th.l

Mr.. and Mrs.V. E. Parr will leave
about Dec. lst to spend year in
California, with the intention Of
thoroughly looking over the country
there, and perhaps locating there
permanently.
Merchant David Kinds. of Burn
stad, N. D. land formerly of Lin.
ton.) arrived in Pollock last even
ing, and will remain here for few
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04

place. Mr. Kinds viii now haze the
body disinterred and placed IN the.
cemetery north of Pollock
Now and Then.
We do not wish to take away all
the comfort grumbling farmer
has, says the Dakota Farmer but.
when his lot is so much better than
that of almost any other class, we
must remind Inn of it now and then,
so that he will not get to believing
that he is really downtrodden.
According 10 Hradstreet S agency.
which no informed man questions in.
the least, and which has kept a care
full record Of the prices of lu6 arti-
cles for the past seventeen years.
there has been a steady advance in
most things consumed hy the aver
age family, and the greatest adj
vance has been in the price Of things
produced and sold largely by the
man on the land. Among others,
the following (wholcsale) prices at
western terminal markets arc given.
Pork has advanced from SS.25 per
barrel in 1896 to $2l. Is now, eggs
from II = cents a dozen to - cents.
mutton from 5 cents a pound to
| III cents, corn from "a cents a bush
ell to so cents; wheat from "a cents
to $l.O5, and so on to the almost en-
tire output of the farm. But now
comes the rather startling part OF
the figures kept, and the part which
makes the chronic grumblcr and the
professional politician who is for
ever working or organizing
the farmer if he can feel the
worst. The Review of Reviews,
which is certainly anything but
friendly to trusts and the abuses Of
great corporations, in commenting
upon these figures, says: III is rath-
er interesting To note, i'm reading
the Bradstreet statistics. that the
commodities controlled by the trusts
have generally shown a smaller in
crease i'm price than the average in.
crease in other things Thus, re
fined petroleum sold, Wholesale. il
1896 for ~, cents a gallon. and the
wholesale price now is 81 cents
sugar cost in 1896 4 cents pen
pound, wholesale, and costs now 4. 81
cents; anthracrite coal cost i'm 1896
$4.25 at the mines, and is now
81. go" and so ON. Even the in.
crease i'm the price of machinery con.
trolled by the great harvester com
bine is much smaller than the i'm
crease in other branches Of similar
manufacturing not 50 controlled
and is much smaller than the in
crease i'm the cost of the labor they
employ or in the hard dwond lumber
they consume.
We do not refer to amy of these
facts for the encouragement of com.
bines or trusts, for we most emphat
ically do not believe in the principle
of the thing, but these are facts
and we ought all TO know them
1t is true there are few place
where the farmer has the hoi end 0,
the poker still, but they are mighty
few. and if people continue to pact
into the cities they will soon b'
fewer.
We do not like to deny the habit
ual fault-iinder all the comfort o,
looking on the dark side of things
but we cannot bear to see him dis
torting truth and facts for the sals'
of seeing how miserable he can fec
and how miserable ne can make al
; around him.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
L.ovlna Letters.

Never burn kindly written letters IT
is 80 pleasant 10 rcad them oyer when
the Ink IS brown, the paper yellow
with age and the hands tliat traced the
friendly words are folded oe.r the
hearts that prompted them Keep all
loving letters Burn only lie harsh
ones and In burning forgive and forget
them
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
Mora Than Pleased.

Did Miss Fiavilla seem pleased
when you asked her to 60 10 the thea
terY
PLEASED. She wanted 70 keep the
tickets for fear something might hap
pen to me- Chicago Record Herald
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
An Exception

she-Do you suppose man ever
spoke the truth when he told woman
she was the only one be ever kissed:
He-Well don't believe Adam He'd
about 1t to Eve Boston TRANSCRIPT
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-11-04
A Queer Eye.

An orator stated that "the worst en-
emy any cause can have is n double
lie In the shape Of half a truth and
the newspaper reported 1t "a double
eye In the shape OF half tooth