New-York tribune., 1909-06-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

,1a,or 7 Berrv Mahool of Baltimore has put in
service a fine big municipal water wagon VII"
seats enough for all the city employees under
him. In other words. the Mayor has served no
tice that servants of the municipality must stay
sober. Hereafter. says the Mayor, the man VINO
wants TO work for the city must keep straight
and let whiskey alone" Mayor MANOR was
moved to this action by the fact that two city
officials recently arrested for embezzlement i0lu
their downfall to drink
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB"
Mar. had = little lamb" The poet read the
And then he made a few remarks. and each re-
Y eueHs afE She did he muttered. and his face
~ ot eW w Kn know; < for it was who took her OUT
that night
Yes Mary had little lamb
She also had some chowdered CAM
Likewise mock-turtle consomme
And caviar from Russia way.
1@s Ms4e efR oiPeT T0%f tsinss Tss fsa Ms!
But. heavens what an appetite
Fe6 Fe[oTs Soiiaes Tse 1R,TneG fnT ruddy duck:
And-possibly you think joke
She also ordered artichoke;
And then, before the lamb came in'
For salad alligator pear,
Spring peaches and some stTawberrtes-
The lima beans-snd spinach green.
And stuffed red peppers in between;
Three eclairs and a derni-tasse,
And salted almonds by the peck
That's what she had got the check
I'm living now on breGd and jam
Since Mary bad that little lamb
Horace Dodd Gastit. in Hsrper's Weekly
A vigorous young old man is ex-Chef Judge
Charles Andrews OF the New York state Court
OF Appeals. At his home In Syracuse the ven
cradle jurst recently celebrated the eighy-second
anniversary Of his birth, starting the day with q
logg horseback ride in the early morninE- Judge
Andrews Is in excellent health.
sapIelsh-Queer fellahs, these poets. There's one
for instance. who speaks ~ an aching void Now
Miss Bunt-Have YOU never had a headache
Mr. Sapeigh?-Tit-Bits
Spiritual ministrations are outside the doctors
sphere OF action says The British Medical
journal: his duty Is 10 do the best he can for
the bodily welfare OF the sufferer under his charge
He mas no right keep the minister OF religion
out Of the sickroom unless either from the con-
dition OF the patient from his knowledge OF the
personality OF the Clergyman there be reason to
fear that his influence is likely 20 be the reverse OF
beneficial There tactless parsons just as there
are inconslderate doctors II the patient is in
danger Of death. the consultations Of religion should
never be refused him II he or those about him Wish
for them With such matters the doctor has as
little right to interfere with the arrangement
of the patients worldly affairs
DO you think the tariff should be revised up
"I& iWeI II answered Senator Sorghum. my position
IS something like that OF man who Ia running an
elevator fhe course | select is necessarily de-
pendent on the demands OF great many different
people Necessarily. II varies from time to time
Washington star.
James Hamilton Lewis. ex-Congressman and ex-
Corpora ion Counsel Of Chicago, writing TO The
Chicago Evening Pest" from Seoul says of
Corean women: "A woman Is the least OF things
I'm Corea and the smallest consideration. living or
dead. \ slave, then a free woman. Yet always only
the mistress or servant, or both, though called
wife and compelled to endure as many others In
her household as the husband may bring while
the slightest infrsction on her part is met with
extIe divorce or death She does the work He is
dandy and gambler though he Is boisterer.
makes 10 noise. no loud-voiced declamstions, no
cIatter on the streets unless il is a fight
what's all this continual trouble among the
Its this way. Some of them Balkan kings is
making garden"
Making garden?'
Yes: and other of them Balkiu kings insists on
keeping chickens. Louisville Courier-Journal