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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-26
POfIi9' S
Urine
= DwdePs
4 Sure and Safe KID.
Regulator
Blood Tonic
10 Cool and Purity the Blood.

Those wD Remedies necessary in tropical climate Are given
H feed and For Horses that stumble logy and out
cannot do better than give Of these Remedies.
j. JOHN PUIIE. Hotel and Union SITS.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-26
Oahu League
Starts Play
July Is

Great preparations are being made
for the opening day OF the Oahu
Baseball League ON the new grounds.
which will occur on July is. The
opening game will be between the
Marines aud the X. A. G. teams, and
the second Will be played on by the
e. a. C.s and J. a. C.s. Both games
should be an good M we have seen
Of late, and doubtless a big crowd
will visit the new park and take In
the games.
The grand stand will be ready,
and all the arrangements made by
the opening day, and II only remains
for the players to put up u good
brand OF ball and then there will be
something doing at the grounds.
A. X. vierra is taking tho greatest
Interest IN the new venture and IL
doing his best to make the scheme n
success. lie has at all times had
the interest Of baseball at heart, ana
II Is owing TO his efforts that the
new league " getting under way.
The schedule which is printed be-
low In a most attractive one. and the
series extends from the middle Of
July til November H. The four
teams In the competition are all
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-26
PuuNENE GETTING
READY FOR VISITORS

The Puuncne sports are delighted
to hear that their challenge has been
accepted and that the Honolulu tennis
players will make the trip to Maui IN
August.
Savage will not be- able to represent
Puunenc as he will bc awsy on anoth.
or game In which the term love" IL
also used The popular tennis cxpcr;
ls taking unto himself wife. and con.
scqnently will be In Honolulu when the
locals visit Maui.
Great preparations arc. AS usual, be.
ing made for the visitors aud the Pun.
meme Club House will be the scene NJ
much rovolry on the evening Of the
Tournament
Secretary Shoemaker II hard ~
work ON o program Of amusemcnts for
the great day, and besides the usual
dance there viii no doubt be fuau
which should be enjoyed by all the Wis.
itorB and residents 10 the limit.
u u u u q u u u I! .! 8. 8. 1, 8; :, :. 8. :.
principals In the big event. and then
there arc the prollmlnarles also To DO
paid for,
However, a record crowd will surely
attend NJ the Orpbeum on July g. ~,
everyone II anxious 10 sec Dick Sui.
llYh1 go ~ against real good man
ana one who haS chance Of defeating
tho liOnolnu idol. Writing Of idols
suggests that In future II viii be some.
ming HE the comic opera "The Con.
d0licrs," for We VIII have two Kings
~ the pug line, because Jack Cordoll
n establishing himself In the hearts ol
everyone who has met aim, and there
! IL no doubt that even n he IL defeat.
~ he VII be ~ popular ~ ever.
The ilctGts for tho show arc going
M IN great style, and everything
points ~ q crowded house ana u 6no
evenings fun, II " ~ long since VIZ
hhYG had IN evening ~ siOush rhat
no fans should be- In good form and
10 doubt viii wbooD thlngs up IN groal
lnylG,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-26
'; ; ::::::. SPORTS
Racing
Bowling
wing
Polo Match At
SchOefield
Barracks

The first polo game Of the sea-
son will be played this afternoon at
Leilehua between the Honolulu
team and the officers OF the Firth
Cavalry.
All Honolulu In locking forward
to the match, which promises to be
one OF the best ever played here.
The game will start at o'clock and
| by that time big crowd Is sure to
be present, as nearly every automo-
lille In town has been engaged to
run out with parties to the ground.
The team to represent Honolulu Is
q strong one, and the four players
selected will surely make a bold bio
for victory. The team is AZ follows:
DR.. Baldwin, No. / George Denni-
son, No.>2: Lieutenant Barnard, No.
., and J. +. Fleming, No. 4.
The Lellehua combination will be
as follows Lieutenant Hanson, No.
Ii; Lieutenant Quekemeyer, No. 2;
Lieutenant Sheridan, No. 3; Lieu
tenant Bernard, No. 4. Possibly
Lieutenants Quekomeycr and Bar
nard may exchange positions, but at
present IL IN not certain.
| Lieutenant Common will act AS ref
cree. and, as he has had much ex-
perience In the game on the main
land, his decisions are likely TO be
sound on every point.
Only two ponies per player Will
be allowed, and as the periods have
been reduced TO l-2 minutes actu-
al play, no doubt the couple OF steeds
will prove sufficient
The adopted American rules viii
DO followed, and as there II no or
side play the game should be fast
and furious from the hit-ofT. There
will be four periods Of l-2 minutes
each, and the full time will be
played, as all delays through out Of
bounds, fouls, etc, will be deducted
The polo field at Leilehua Is In
beautiful order and n large amount
OF work has been done ON II In order
TO have II as perfect as possible fol
the game. No efforts will be spared
TO make the afternoons sport one OF
the best seen here for years, and tn,
hospitality OF the Leilehu people II
80 well known that there Is no meet
to mention II.
The Honolulu team will wear al
white with the exception of theiI
boots, which will be russell. Tn,
Cavalry will wear Khaki breeches
russell boots, white shirts with thu
cavalry shoulder band Of yellow
and caps OF the same color.
This afternoons match will b,
good from the start, and although
the ponies are little green TO tn
game, there is certain to be n in'
exhibition Of the king Of games.
u u %
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-26
Mr.. SWAIN

Formerly cutter for " y, Roth, Is
now IN charge Of l. u, KERN a
CO.'S TAILORING DEPARTMENT,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08
ElIHU ROOT OR DtcLARAHoN or NDtPfNDtNt

In announcing himself be opposed the principle OF
popular primaries applied the choice OF United States
senators, the from New York. MIR Eihu Root
sads
"Nou take power away from public bodies without
having The character Of those bodies deterora'e
Which is quite
But the other end Of the proposition is equally true
namely public body like the state legislature cannot de-
terorate without eventually having power taken from g.
The New York legislature responsible for Plat and
Depew That evidence that the New York legislature did
deteriorase.
Any ~publc body" which could be responsible for two
such men as Depcw Plat ought be stripped OF all its
powers
The powers OF all legislatures originality from the
people What the people give they take The plan
70 instruct the legislature by primary plan 70 take away
from the legislative power The placed in the state cgs
are has been abused The people have been betrayed IS
right the people discharge the misrepresentation
dishonest ascnthe unjust stcwardhe corrupted the fool
ish legislature
Lincoln held that tho people could be trusted Tina, doc
trpe good doctrine today practical application OF It viii
do good to many Of troubles polite
Il is all right Tor MIR Root tell as that he Is statesman
Of the ramionan school But that is the question What
in the mind OF Mr. Root Besides. It reliably reported
that there period about the time Of Hamilton
associated with those who believed that the
Declaration 81 independence had far Hamilton and
his friends booking Tor methods place checks upon
the people
hundred years experience with those checks has shown
that the senate 81 the United States little bit much
There disposition again the Declaration OF In
dependence and the ideas OF peoples wisdom taught By
Lincoln.
Thank you, Ethu but You belong 20 the other school
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

wfs enisor ~at in his cess ehai9
Nsatt1ts MfMeYa have r@aF eN4lF@t ~
firtAsn tar locked ~ Ms F@fFFH
spnuaenre Aim fhnuaf4s he taesse :
ni2Na flfe hand wVttiaw on ore af
tie na4 efopes W. sighed
eAnnfhef Ynrnf safe ~ rNat ntmN
Tor tA# maefs papfs basket tsF
sssHneA SIZE letter Re NAx aNfeFeetf
aisageetnf@d q was rfner i 80
a. follows
4 man NAMED uafksr haa aes
that t,aska1 - ~ called 4 f,@Ekfss
tse4aaa h bafkea and trt sutr ia
asSn aanie waa Baker - tHS sH4H
vas barker. snd shE 4~k wat -
- maa Na4h ef The fiaH dttH 7
b4fk atfhaash is uAne waa tiaFk
81 nafkrf ana Barker went fpf
waik. ava Earkfr hAfhei that -
aoM NaFher nnt MAN harATF 70
fac dog narhor bafked 80 much
fh&f msan BARKER sAtN. Parker. cor
task aa often Fu9 never near Hse
Narh Iumt then imam HArhwF baT@p
- asa mssln on she hnfN ~ tree.
nmd hAFk@a Has nnNtning
Ttsn editor paused rhrrN wnH
ssta lneinsad which ran. Ft@ass
Asna check for tuslnNFd ~ me =
Enaf Barker aV- raty Then did
tas asuM ex-macbtna write. 9Th =
ains4e. Il have feqeitet foar f4ks
anA alt srnd cheek " tGu my bars
eanlss ~ --IudEe's iAhfaff
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

pFtetafa = ceftain length " time
Isl which 20 place their stables AHd
herds IN a sanitary condition. ard
n they hAdn't complied with the
orders commenced 20 dump the
milk oa thH ground.
Isesr~. AaHry rrste~tssts.
sAirytnen arose h niahtY wrath
At an indignation nestins held ~
Kent Or Crirhfon waiked ~.
simply eNpiatned that II he could
save ths iifr % = single Iufant ~
oampaftiaH the dealers 10 sell pure
MALTA he would couut any tfusp -
Inoney consumed in the operation
Neii ana wisely apeni~-then wsih
And some of these same dssiers
we're Afterwards manlY rHaaHh %
eKpfain 10 nf Cfiahtun that re haa
made them fssi ashAmed 81 fhsm-
saive4
Actual Figures taken fren shs
Furegdn dgrfnE The hnt weather. last
suafnmr. MhNn infMnt mortality whA
greatest from tmpure ulth. showed
thsf lar tfkrhfou'e crusade hAd
saysn the lives ~ more thar -
And Who would be brave enough
% trs to aay what degrees ~ ifas
munitY from The dreaded habpnir
plague waH prastdsd through the
ensFsatie campaign carried 81 ~
Ihe nestth depaft Hieat dNrfnF the
past aommef when hundreds ~
fhauun nds ~ rata which might
have carried the disease germs
~sre killed and destroyed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

To have beautiful gsri--ihe
most intellectual and fascinating
Ne had ever met-actnaliy propose
70 him MAS more than Wilson
Preen could stand To realize taas
he Intended to offer his heart. had
she not fureatallee him b. Offering
hers. came 10 Wilson Prcen nos
as the painfnl end o. sHnstnred
dream Re recalled each day, Al
utnsf each tsnment ~ the months
mast. from the time ne had frat
been presented 10 Miss Erneatine
smith 1T the little summer resort.
Preen could not help thinking
half FepruAehfally OF the almost
sbrupt fashion In which he bad
left Miss smith after her strange
AMI luromprehcnaible proposal
What wcaid any man do Il =
elri whom he liked should sudden
Is sfopoae. fatty aud ae0~edly. 10
make aim ner husbandf~ Prceu
asked himself. With himself he
argued thar no man would BE- pre-.
pared % parry ant weigh an Offer
Of marriage a. woman would
prenn ainoAs persuaded himself
thnf ans man would have turned
Oft such a proposal lightly, as he
had done. although he had every
reason 70 believe h had been made
n earnest Any man would have
thoughf the woman who coald pro
pose nnwomanly. he reasoned.
That Miss smith had been IN ear
nest preen was left no room for
doubling. a. she had left Round
Lake two days after She naa not
been less cordial he told himself.
but he thought Ne had detected a
Yelled sons 81 piqne In her convcF
sati0n
preen's reverse might have con
tinued much longer under the IN
fiueuee o. his pipe and che early
evening bEeeze. had not a strange
figure. which q moment later be
came = familiar che. came swing
ing uu 70 the yernuda q Preen' >
little iox bungalow The greeting
Of two college men who had not
seen cach other since graduation.
seven years before. should BE- cor
disi. AID this one was
Ny sister told me you we're
here. the newcomer FASTENED 10
say And A. ! came east 70 see
her safely of for EnFope thought
would run up and renew Old
times
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

accomplished waaid flf a hooh "a
Short lie cleaned city, and he
cleaned ~ thoroughly lie haH nnne
Tmure ~ tnn hrsaf NJ months thai
bic has been sn affice than all hee
nfsdHEsaaofa combined tW ali tha
fearE that Seattle had he'd Aaaith
department
fsf years me health offielaia had
faaatsa vita the nfohlffa ~ clean
les up TIRE hundreds ~ ahErhs tnaa
liHta fNe waterways and shores -
tha haf a fesfffns. 0NaxasfafsI
aua@ ~ disease aew eftesa. faf the
8ess raft without water. snd rsfs
stant msnsee % the hraifh 81 The
H.. crieh,nn found that ne only
thing - 30 was - bnfn every
shack that uka not made inAnse~
dsatsit fanitstt and she sseek
wefe hWFned
Bfsas q ft@mway.
ftgtftuM garbage piles mer8 tans.
81 ASA. fittNf alleys ctea h#a IN
Mns@ ntsefY structures that Nhwi snee
0utttNed theff usefulness eoetaNmsl4
81 and tnrn duvu. auata nftfes 80.
farrsd erh0Qi tnepartioa tuA@sHte9
bakeries and restaurants Gastsaetnsi
saraf.aheps taoestfsatsf And
ehefe tta remedy vas ua@szaff
= was Arrlied sttasas rsar or
Maay noans ago sosa~osla ia
gasaa'i laws pro, i1iaF Cor paft Ialtk
Thts saA atwest Joke uait ~
Cfithtsa arrived lie hsllefrsa -
safaFelaw lass fte ekahietA All
dalfiss n The cpSnty gave tlts pfe-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

selves and her Publishers know
that Ernezllne 81 actnailY the cele.
brAted story writer Lucilc DE- Ian.
cey. It has delighted IS OIL that
fsrneAtiue has made good her
threat NOT % 1.-Two a life 81 ease.
but 70 do something IN the world
Her stories are all written 10 en-.
courage the tfssuMt EoniAnlinans In
American women Why. % sou
knuw IL. old man. that graduation
spiel ~ yours ln which yon Incl
aentally advocated that women
should be allowed to pop the qnes.
tfon seemed 10 have first act F.r.
uestiHe 20 thinking on that line.
She has often spoken of Il and said
she would rcfute II some day IN a
novel ! have forgotten Just what
S0u did say. but u certainly i'm.
pressed k.rnestine."
Very shortly schmlsty began "a
wonder why his old coilcgc ehum
had grown silent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

There - en- ola bachelor tn Den.
yer who was once = resident 81
Kentucky While living down there
WnA about ~ years % age The
widow liked sha hnehHiaF and per
Wftted him - spend uoaas on her.
10 thouNht hiss bachelor dBya were
about ended She really did lihe
him very mnrh Tor 4 whtia Then
there came a change II happened
like this A reporter for th~ New
York Fun was down IN kNut1ri N
one time anu met tile lady. lie
needed something 20 wfitn ahont 80
he got np a story about her He
declared her tHn most beautiful
woman ~ kentuckv Then 30 w~nt
back 10 New York sna forgot her
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Ana some people seem "a derive a
lot % satisfaction from being mis-
undaratood
TIA awfuiiy hard for woman 60
manage her house 10 the aatiafau.
ton ~ the hired Riri
mans wife ~ never AZ proud Of
him az his mother was the day he
wore HIS first short dress
~ good makeup was the only
thing necessary 60 success. nearly
every woman would be u great &C.
troaa
A magazine writer SAYS that nov
erty ~ a blessing in disguise Well.
the disguise u 40 perfect that hut
few Of un are able 20 SEQ through IT.
A wise man ceases to be wise
when he begins to boast of hls wis
dom
How could the users Of cigarettes
be expected TO know they were
harmfulf
The financial failure Of the girls
father has resulted IN heart failure
for many young man.=--chieage
News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08
DR.. CRICHTON'S JOB IS
INTERESTING, NOT
SPECTACULAR.


There are several rcaHnuH VIII
Health Commissioner ,. NJ C'rlehtea
has not teen decorated with Car
eesie medal in the fret place he
dessnt want one, ans asaln, he
hefeiem ia not ~ the spgetecuiar
thusiasttc appliance and Etyea the
nHwa editors sn excuse 90 NrlnN up
the story for the front pase
nr cfichton " unr % those Few
officials whose program " work con I.
tainn but q single word and that
word ia putty 40 saves iiNeH be
cause n IL hiR duty TITS reward II
tha satisfaction ~ knowing that
hlu wprk has been well dene
Health tamMlentnneF tfiehton
hma been IA offier funt about year
nov tn that time no has fought
aud wen = hiuodlsaa fnNeiutipa. lie
has transformed weak and tnef
fertife refuge Tor political pension
ers tnfa hiHhly efficient. thofe48hs
Is efsAnt4sd ana well. Oiled machine
Ter municipal good And this Ia The
face Of rArpinE criticism raoktte
esmment aud even more pronounced
FERNS 81 sharp antaacniHfn.
F.te usa = nia aes fes iiiss.
Some OF the health commissioner
annouueed enemies take great o.
sshslauss 81 tls"rs head cs,tiss
whose IDEAS are tempered BY de-
sree 81 truth aud Justice fepiy that
figure heads a would be the hnst
governed eats IA thr world
Fur Ii years pr cfiehton served
the people N hts ward Ia the eity
council And hs served them well
Probably ftc uNtf reason Ne at1
not eampiste hts remaining feafs
been picked eat ~ fate ter the
greater auty % cleansing = city aid
protecting Tire ftFHs ~ lis tnha hts
tanta ffnm dtrraHc whlch follows
5napicipai neElecs % sanitary feaa-
whsn Dr crichion took office
hs fpana depn ftfnent that had
passed from Ahninistratios 10 az
natHistfation ~ sort Qf clear tna
house fet the payment - campaign
Ths ns@ health eomsnissleasr
plunged intp tNe WORK with a grim
determination ~ 80 tho ilmit lie
u aH4 the Mmitf Thn department
was syatsmAslH~a Men we're seid
alaas ,aake good ssre rired Others
fatnhtrd tn the later civil asfetee
sxaraluaftnn. New ones we're htfen
ii AS nofk. work work
ss.t.m nsisps
Fhe city Vas diNld~1 into ala.
tftsts aud ufen WEIR held responsible
fsF the work in their district. There
aas khe accumulated work aseessis
lafed hy years 20 esisrt. ftouus
faeutAi task. and one step takes
ms afsea two aofe strpa 4 weaheF
general wautd have simrlY thfeen
uH his hands Ia despair
Hut t'fiehtpn waa made ~ atFfHfF
stagf Ile saspired he employees ny
MA own tfreiesa efforts he had
al fMNutaF hours lie worked ~
ltaYlsKhs and wegksa ~ the ll&hs
~ she lMtmn Sundays found him
w#tMsna far hours along tbs water
ffpht shAeka inapsetink here. "a
aftiasmA there CARRIED ta mtteAe
am1 fuhhrs haots Ne ~Atet Tor miles
aaasF THE Hrtpping uhAftsas in tNs
aitue And mua breathing the fnai
aff au8 creeping his WAg hF tbs
Ifaht ~ lantern tAfuMRh thH
Af4Hian Ninotu. where nwnn penss
trafsd bot nfensffnus Whaff rats
tfs neeer asked . man 90 o. seets
thinK that he wouidnt ARD senidn
So bimseif
ss steaasa CIV.
detailed stafrm4ns ~ ~HAt
Nsaish FosaWisslansf criehtsn hse
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

T.
The Haliriuia hFoshar-~ahat VAS all
they ever heard
In the happy time q maetin'-f Jest
that hAiiciuia word
When they toak % . collection for
the heather. an ali that.
shut his ayra--crisd haifaiuiA. an
he never seea the hatt
An tisex'd shake him.
An they'd wake him
Never fneAniu' 20 fornaka him,
lsut Go paY they couldn't make him
"iiAileiuiaf Haiislutsf
when ilgstnln' hit the strepie--.
Mh0pk the shingles from the
The hsasy thunder ssasin. q. the
bass drum overhead.
They took ~ = collection Ter that
Hat hs holierea hAlieiula an he
never seen the hat
An they'd shake him.
An they'd wake him.
But they hnuwod not how to take
An 20 pay they couldn't make him.
.hailaiuint hstielusaf*
At last they up an told him that
hts time had come 20 40
Where the weather was a-akAMiu'. an
they newer hRn q SNOW
pia he boiler "ilniiciuia AZ ia thasn
or mewttu' dnyHs
NO. tie sem that OF church Htaepie
shut his eyes 60 hide the
binHat
An they'd shake hlm-
Tried 90 wake him.
but 40 shout they couldn't make
HIM
An they said The good Lord take
him=-
"ialieiniai Hailelula p
Atlanta Constitution.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

The paper came ouf with the atoFx
and then the change came over thA
woman,
Old bach ei0f duWu. After tic Rufie
STORY was printed Sc weuldnN "a.
Hes an Oh bachelor Tsf, spd eAy~-
sou just ought 20 got BIN xfarfea
- talking On The Vanity 81 Wofa.
an"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08
4 LEAP Y7tEI2 ffIsSir

~nat. Schmltty, old man. Miss
Smith aid not tell me she was
your sister did not dream that
ali the smiths In Indiana could be
related. And Is she the slip - q
girl Who came to see Us grada.
afae
The very same That 'nllp ~ a
efrs' is the only brilliant ore #
she fauliy. Everybody IL wnndnv.
sug who the author ~ PEBBLES
really - and few besides our.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

II there IA n small hole or crack
In The inside ~ the RANGE. 4 can De
filled wlsh q mixture II equal parts
Of weed ashes and common salt.
nsolAtemed with water, This paste
wiIl harden and lRet a long time
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Teaaia fb.htud the scenes la
sorry for that woB4an. she'll neror
make q Hit
Tie 1ohnufe why not9 she hss
= wonderful voice.
Teanle--f knoR that b@t a NomAn
built like her has just slmply gf
% wear . lot 81 clothes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

The crcvicss Of steam radiators
should be- carefully busted 10 avoid
the breeding of microbes. An ordl.
nary dust cloth will not do the
work. A brush with a long curved
handle should be used.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

All canned vegetables should be
set out doors for half an hour after
opening n possible. The oxygen re.
moved in the canning process l. re.
stored aud the taste freahened.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Pierce sausages with a fork be.
fore frying and they will not burst
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Brush the fringe % d0illes or
towels with a nail brush. instead Of
going az the snarls With a comb.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Fruit Cake may BE- kept an IN.
definite length of time II Il l.
packed away In graduated sugar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

A Hubbard squash n more easily
handled with a strong can opener
than wiih Ratchet or butcher
knife
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

The man who - looking for an
idnal wousan doesn't take tate con
alteration that mhr msy also be
looking for an ideal man.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08
n HOME HINTS n

D. not throw the water FROM
boiled beans Ia the sink. u leaves
4 bad odoF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

MhsnsN9s the dexH feria the need
% 4 good. hearty laugh he goes 70
cemetery anI reads the tnfue
stone Inscriptions
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Mas u made q dust. auossd the
Wise Guy
wagon he name y Mud" a8asa the
simple Mug.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

Denver hotel man who was talk
Ing about sam Button the other
night said that seventeen years ago.
" hen Sam struck Denver. he applied
~ = hotel for = job. the proprietor
vas q stern looking old fellow. lie
frnwued At Sam.
Young man" he asked. do you
drink r
sam took out Ills handkerchief
and wiped his mouth. n don't care
IL I do have just one" he replied.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

All passenger steamers leave Col.
man docks for Puget Sound Navy
Yards. zee
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

We frequently hear a man boasf-
iug that hs has EfoNn gray Ia fhe
service. bat ala you ever hear one
boast That BE he'd srowa ssia7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-08

All a woman has 70 DO to dis
cover brains ~ a man u 10 be bic
mother.
TIRE thing = man likes about wash.
DAY dfnnerg IN that IN the day tie
doesn't oome home 20 his
There's hardly anything seems 30
wonderful ~ "a woman ms how Gun.
ninRiy the baby could talk II Il
knew how.
woman can thril Rs deeply over
her preparations for hOusefleantnE
as man over getting ready 10 go
fishing.
II q woman can't marry . man
herself because she already las
hushand, she'll marry him 10 some
body else. anyway New York
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