Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-19
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that was only a trial kiss."-Life,
what did she get first when she
Inherited her blllion?" "Furs and
chauffeurs." The Bellman.
Hoax-Here comes Borleigh. Do
you know him to speak to? Joax-
Not If see him first.-Philadelphia
Record.
Il am looking for fashionable
overcoat.' "All right, sir, will you
have 1t too short or too long?"-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
Mrs. Hicks-My husband has been
Just lovely to me all day. Mrs. Wicks
HIM! What was it You caught him
doing?-Boston Transcript.
She Cat the plano)-I presume you
are true lover of music, are you
not? He-Yes, am; but pray don't
stop playing on my account.-Judge.
Hawkins-So you sent for doctor7
Does he think you will be out soon7
Robbins-I imagine So He said he
wished I had sent for him sooner
Puck.
Little Girl-What's an intelligence
office, mamma? Mother-It's place
where one goes to find out what
wages cooks are charging.-New York
Herald.
she-Frcd, do you believe that the
pen Is mightier than the sword? He
Well. you never saw anybody sign a
check with sword. did you?-Illus.
trated Bits.
Husband (getting ready for the the
ater)-My dear. what in the world
are you taking that newspaper along
for? Wife (coldly)-To read between
acts.-Llfe.
Mrs. Youngwife-What NJ the first
question you ask of maid whom you
think Of employing? Mrs. Oldone-I
always say first, Have you ever lived
with me before?-Life.
Uncle Jack, mother says you're Ill.
so l thought I'd like to come and talk
to. You Bit That's kind of. you"
"Will there be band to play the
Dead March at your funeral ?'-Ally
Sloper.
Indulgent Papa-Why. my dear, you
had a party last month. How often
do you wish to entertain your friends1
She-This one Is not to entertain my
friends papa, but to snub my enemies.
Life.
For goodness sake, Harriet, why
SO sad?" 'The cooks left, but that
isn't the worst of it; she took with
her the recipe-book for all the things
Johns mother used to Make Brook
Ign Life.
Fond Mother-Tommy, darling, this
is your birthday! What would you
like to do? Tommy, Darling latter a
moments refiection)-- think 1 should
enjoy seeing the baby spanked -
Paris Figaro.
He (calling)-I'm here promptly.
Miss Fannie. She-Yes, Mr.. Staylate
He-I never like to keep people wait
Ing. She significantly Waiting for
you to come, you mean, Of course.-
Washington Post.
IF 1 went out in small boat" said
the teacher, "and the owner knew It
was leaking, and I got drowned, what
would that be?' After few minutes'
silence a little boy stood up and said |:
"a holiday, sir!"-Catholic News.
MA" said newspaper mans son,
Il know WHY editors call themselves
We" "Whyy" "so's the man that
doesn't like the article will think there
are too many people for him r.
tackle"-Christian Work and Eyonpe.
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