The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
suNfLoweR PHILOSOPHY

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The eternal feminine
How much Is II Yard
Many a man who has the fo.-..
taste mas the bicycle income
Every boy wonders why
hair doesn't become hopelcs ~.
what has become OF rs. ,s.
Toned dog that had sore
fighting?
Unfortunately good man. ,
idea OF Joke is to fum.liafe ~
before people
II makes no difference wbs.
comes home. his wife ir,o.....
looks at the clock.
The lion and the lamb II.
sether about as often as dem.
teeth without pain
Most women would BE- sa-..e.
they could make themsey.- t,,.
good as the photographer can
A man is never appreciat q 81
nome town. and he is usra,..
known in other places: and fb.-.
: are.
Nhen man says a streak ~
ne means a railroad. Tho
preston from a woman desc u.
I corset.
DO a creditable thing. ana ~
cares much. But If there
on you. everybody will becon. .
ested al once.
When a woman is ont riSire
time she reaches a railroad .t0.s
she says What a dangerous
a crossing"
occasionally man finds N.
looking in a certain Queer ia.
asks: What is the mana-
looks at him a moment. lu-.
tears and says. Nothing
OF course. il is nobody's bu..r.-.
When a very worthless. shirie.. y
has his shoes shined al a ssi-f-.
lor' some one is sure 10 s4s .u
! should think he could blae.
shoes
In reading war stories. wo ta,.
ticed this: There was p.rf..
OF bullets, shot and shpH ffrra
position into perfect hell Ar
charse' the account Will state r0sf q
man was wounded.
II you are not saving a portion
your salary. no matter how Sinai.
you are not following in the fa...,-
OF your rich uncle.
A woman who does nothins f,.- n.
whist and attend reception. -fo
as ashamed OF herself as tie ns. n
drinks whiskey and plays seven ms
When a woman gets marr,
not because she loves anvb0f,
be- ause she wants 10 get a raj sr
shade and a house Of her own n a,i
to entertain"
A certain man left TODAY to ~ ,
sent three weeks. During h
sence his wife and daughter ui
main az home. eat almost ro-.a
wear almost nothing and hase y
ter time
Spend your money on Yourself
YOU can't save II. don't give
agents for something you don't san
and then feel like d fool afterwari
II You are short man d0uf m
book agent hattcr YOU into tun
something you do not want hy as.a
hat you are tall and fine loohrg 4
seven cases out of ten compliment
ised for purposes Of robbery
In every town a great many ia
meetings are held. A fool cirn.u q.
'ides that something should h. lone
bout certain matter. and a mretia
; called. The meeting Is a.fai'ul.
md does more harm than get
A remark that will he iraorarft
made in 30 years from now Fathi
made money. but he died pca- Y0.
now be was persuaded % insev IA
n automobile. and that to0a a ht
ortune that would have been .eft %
S children"
There IS picture. found 30 'ts
rails Of those who don't run u Ns-
onnas. OF a man clasping woman q
Is arms. She is attired In her "a.
merry. and underneath Is TIE name
Alone al Last" Girls have a'uags
dmired II. and the married women
ave bravcly hidden their disarrorr
ient by looking al il in friar.y
way. The picture r.
Allied by a snapshot taken Of SCUM,
Iarried woman recently She De-
re window from 1870 one evening
nth the next morning. lis'erl- 70
'cry football. and then when ila zane
2 was SO mad because of her anxiety
lat he wouldn't speak 10 hsr She
as Alone az Last" when She hung
II of the window. but how different
ON the picture,-Atchison kanl