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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

hts troubles She waltZes in here just
the same as ever and carries on an
srmful OF stun whenever she's shy
at her store She just kidnapped the
last pumpkin pie had in stock
Why didn't you stop her? he was
asked
II would be the height of ndiscre-
ton 10 argue with any woman who has
a pie In her hand. especially II 1t Is a
pumpkin pie. and more especially II
ii happened to be- Callie. Il got an in
junction. thinking 1t would scare her
but she hasn't scared So you can no
tice IL
What are YOU doing TO DO about
iie"
III have 10 DO something. because
don't intend 90 stand '-
Before he could finish his declara
ton OF Independence Mrs Downarc
came out and planted herself on the
top step. Efforts 10 get Archie 10 oper
up after that were futile He CLOSED
up like a satche He was too busy
sweeping
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04
Real Happy Married Life.

Editor Magazine Pave
Dear S.r--So many have written ~
their unpleasant eXper.encea in ma p
ried life that / may be permitted ]
hope. to express my views ON Fh'
happy. contented married life
Few have had better nppurtuu j
OF seeing all sides Gl life than Born
raised and married from oar home %
an Illinois city uf about - nUo unaY.
itants, and educated from childhpHu
in q convent, with a genuine woman
for mother, ! have had every 0ppu-
tunity OF mingling In the best society
OF the state. | was married az twprr
~ 10 one OF the mucR-mal gued class
OF travelling statesmen. Accompanying
him. was enabled to travel all over
the United States and greater poe
ton OF Europe.
am rot a beauty and ye mo-
painfully ugly have met people
from all classes Of society, go { Tee
quite competent to declare that MAJ
garet lllington's idea of happy liiC
Is the only true one
Those who have not tried hott
methods OF living cannot answer
While | have never been al lctres,
I have met some stars. some wOulc
he cnes. and members OF the chorus
! haye found them all highly strung
nervous. continually looking :or some
shing they have not. never content
f,t waiting for change. and then moe
Vaange.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

on by the president anu congress, the
two great wheels OF me national car.
The approval OF this law IS an eva
symptom
The same paper concludes rs lead
me editorial yesterday as follows
We do not believe that the echoes
OF interest and partisan passion can
reach TO the supreme codrt which
must say the last word In q matter Of
such importance 10 the country Were
we not confident OF this We would
have sorrowfuIy 10 accept the con
clusion that Cuba Is approaching the
destruction OF her governmental pow
ers. and thar each day the prospect
of the firm establishment OF the re-
publican regime Is growing less.
No sooner the provisional govern
ment turned its back than there bc
came apparent a most eager desire 80
undo wherever possible tho work Of
the second Intervention. especially the
leg station Of he advisory commits
sion. and while many bills nave been
introduced in the congress 10 amend
the commission laws or abrogate NJ
Magoons DEGREES. this Is the first acl
OF the kind cOnsummated-
The effect OF the law Will be 10 turn
out of the citys and town government
OF the island all conservative employe,
and to force the designations OF tn
conservative mayors all OF which VII
be prolific or bad feeling
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04
n LlLIAN Bell.

a,
Alter Mrs. Hettv Green H. dead TN"
mst hiographer will md Ia the true
history OF that sturdy womans lonG
and diincUlt career many qualities OF
rrscmte patriotism. which will make
some df the paragraPaers who nov
tseize every opportunity 10 make spo''
rof her wish they Mad been a little
more thoughtful before they rushed
into print. deriding her for an econ
fom, which is wise and piddent. anu
I (which -tHi.las- sesnee1s,= ennla ne 1ol=
lowed by other mutimillionaires Win
profit
New Workers ridicule, her because
she viii not waste money In stupid
display. bur IL is good Trims inr
ioasteful New Yovh 20 have I'm IT,
midst one woman brave enough {"
IdetN worldwide comment. causuc
criticism in the press every day III
The wear. and riuieule Of the most
sarcastic and bitter type. and To I'VE
ss She Jolly Well pleases. ~ spite of
/ The shafts OF envy
/ AIRS. Green is "A Quaker. and YET,
while avoiding useless and wicked 0S-
ltentation. she manages To have every
Ithiug I'm The world she wants.
! Nobody would be such a fool as to
say that Mrs. Green walks because
/ she wants 20 save the price OF ride
cor lives in hoboken because 1t IS
Icheap She tried the smartest hotter
/ in New York. and the greedy Ne"
I Workers nearly drove her crazy.
She had no peace, no privacy no
time To call her own; SO she went
where the indolent and pleasure-loy
ing mendicants upon her time would
not follow in hordes. at any rate
She works every day at business
like a man Would that more OF the
rich and idle had her sense
Yet she herself declares that she
aid not rush into business at hrst
When her husbands death left bel
mistress OF a fortune, she did rs Other
women do trusted In some man
Judgment and honesty and she found
as thousands OF other widows have
found. that mans judgment an,
honesty become singularly serpentln'
when dealing In rich widows securl
ties
A man would have been lauded t.
the skies for his pluck, his will-power
his domlnaut ana Inspiring pei HoHo'
lity who did one-half what Mrs. Hettl
Green has done 10 protect her ow'
and her children's interests from th'
generations OF wolves who have
snarled al her heels for 40 years.
Then when suitors came in drove
after her only daughters fortune Mrs
Green held them al bay until H.
shrewd and experienced brain ha'
sifted their desires. one after an
other tired OF the chase and droppe'
out OF the running.
one remained He stuck 1t ont 10
10 years
And who Is the fortunate man WIZ
= won the hand OF the heiress and tru
American girl?
, An Americana Matthew Astor WIKI
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04
BY ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.

ITiTlHATEVER else YOU do or what
MI ever else you fail % do young
H woman keep your lips from
disagreeable criticisms and
Your heart from harsh juds
ments Only by guarding your
Thoughts and words from these IN
pleasant habits can YOU guard your
self from becoming unpopular and IN
attractive.
Jusl So sure as you cultivate the
very common habit OF making sport
OF your fellow creatures and ridicu-
ling OF censuring their peculiaritIes
OH every occasion, just SO surely YOU
Will grow disagreeable in your person
aliJy and your ice viii lose It's beau
Is and your voice its charm after first
youth passes.
T There Is no more certain way 10
invite premature age and sp!nsterhuud
than by becoming critic u human
lily.
By spiusterhood ! do not mean sim
gle life buf old maidship-th p3cu-
liar severity of jud meut ualFoNness
OF opinion aud lack oi frlenduness in
speech which IA days gone o} useG
TO De thought To De peculiar IA single
women past their youth. bat which is
quite as frequently found IA married
women as iu the minated
The habit of fault finding and critl-
cism OF humanity once acquired Is
moi easily cured unless one realizes
,the unattrdctiyeuess ana siniuiness 81
the vice Siufuiness and vice may
seem strong words 80 use ia his con
nection bUi the woman whose lips
breathe hateful sarcasms ana whose
eyes look on her sister women OniytO
criticise aud ridicule. is a vicious crea-
tuse an enemy to the peace and good
viii OF u community
Besides this fucr, such woman
lessons her own value and the value
Of women as class In The minds ~
men
4 man sought ont TWO young WON.
en- Of exceptional charms, VINO sat n
the portiCo OF q summer resort hotel
watching he dancers IN the ballroom
Both Young women were IN the
morning Of youth both had been blest
Dy opportunities for culture ana edu-
cation both had family money and
social position. Yet the man. after an
hour lrf the presence ot these girls.
thoruehiS disgusted with their con
NeIsatipu
They are what IS unfairly 90 the
fe,iuc r3cr bee said called cats
They sgea the entire hour making
mktud REMARKS aud ended, Oring 10
be- witty a. Tie expense OF the men
and women especially the women
dancer. Two village bellies of pro
nuuucrt beauty. who were much
DAD rsf - NM
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04
The WinsomenesS of Kindness
THE "cA11v WOMAN aePsLs BY RDlcuLlNc

tages bur who possessed more beauty
and kindness OF heart
Il could imagine uo greater misfqr
tune. he man said. than having 10
associate for years IN close family re-
latious with such women a those
SWo. despite heir personal charms and
their culture and wealth As wife,
daughter or sister would infinitely
prefer any simple village girl. on hard
working kind-hearted. selfsupporting
girl in tine neishborhood
man never likes one woman Sc.
rely or disagrceably critical of an
Othe:
No matter If he is a critic OF the
sex himself he likes u woman 10 be
amiable, kind and sweet in speaking
Of her own sex
Repress the Jest ana Sarcasm.
Besides being d Christian virtue
kind speech Is great charm IN in
creasing the worthwhile admiration
% men And 1t 5 sure method oil
making au attractive maturity and 9
sweet old age for woman. loutf
lasts but a brief time and u We waui
90 keep friends after youth goes. II
We wan 10 bee loved admired ana re-
spected. and 10 attract willing com
panions a, We 20 down the valley Of
life. and t0 retain any beauty OF face
We mus, look for the things ~ praise
and admire i'm oar fell0w.being as We
pass along
We must repress the hateful crfti
cism and tile cutting jest and the
mean sarcasm for they make lines
in our faces and they harden our eyes
and they lri}e people away from "a
Be kind n IL the greatesi accom-
pl slmeut and caafm you can possess
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

other man. He finally traced her 20
her home in Coeymans, where he met
her husband.
The letter which the wife wrote ran
George | have no right To be mere
as have husband living. | thought
was free from him. but today
found out different. Some one told MIN
where | was and h. came here and
had 10 go with him or he would make
q scandal | am very sorry. bui VIVA,
can do thought he would not fnf
me. but he did. SOL all our good times
are over with.
Il don't know where am going, bnl
when ! get settled IN let you know.
take YOUR suitcase. but viii send u
back. Farewell George, | max never
see YOU again Forgive me for deceiy'
ing Won. but love oyerlooks all things
and my first husband has the best
rights. so good-by
GRACE KNOWLES. s.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04


Al a dance given by certain set
i'm Philadelphia society there was one
participant. "A man from Wilmington
who met with mishap on the hoor
due 10 his lack OF skill In dancing
The Wilmington person observed 10
one guest. Sir. you are The only gen
tleman in the room.
Thanks. was the dry response.
MAY | inquire what motive has led
TO this complimentary outhursi on
your part o.
Why explained The out-oftowner
when / tripped in the dance just now
ard fell sprawlins 20 the floor Incl
dentally ripping of a large section or
my charming partners gown you were
the only one i'm the place who did not
laugh
The guesl smiled grimly The eX.
tlanation lies in The fact thai the lady
Is nv wife. and thar ] have paid for
the gown Harper's Weekly
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

When Margaret lliinetcn declared
her determination to quit a promising
career for a domestic lite-for the
chance TO tend babies and iarn sochs
she stirred up widespread discus
s4oE.
Mrs. Leslie Carter. for one, dis
agreed with her, declaring that men
10 longer seek the home-lovng do
nestle woman.
Herewith is given "a letter, refresh
ingly optimistic and buoyant. IN which
q woman OF wide experience and 90
servation joyonsly sings tae praises
OF the happy home life Which side
Is right?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04
"fiOme Life Is Best"
Verdict OF Happy Wife ndorsng Margaret Ellington.

II is quite absurd for MS Lesli"
Carter 10 say that men do not Hhc
home women tina they do not i-F
SOCK darners that hey wart
change. new faces Men Oi the tyIa
she describes the foolish butte.
type many want change Out ever
thing shallow grows t!resOme. and vr
all seek probably after years OF IS.
perience. true worth and character
The homemaker and sWeethear.
need not he prudish bat Jolly ooU
raniouauic. well dressed. Win V"..
kept home ana table laid t0r n.t
matte and bee good cigar. THAT
a.ay enjoy ia amy par. ot h" hap-
! have lived fol months 80 some 81.
cur best hotels. mingled Wi;h the 1913
settled crowd. uhei H fof . tme b.-
would lot give uu my home 3iva
made pheasant aHI hlr, ur my ha,
tanH aUG t9t lol anttir- tH-
world could for
Kisses Ct Sweet BABY lrs
SUCH men Co.'S Jt Car Ina
ueyrr can ha.N He deH-I aI Iuu-
because huu. reai HU .iI false
hood and maze htI"te Ca -cguur.
they can meyer Eu9a tae anur.
iebt or hIsse. rom warm a.
urs. tte us-.ied net u I,.
tucked 200 au7 n-t"a Don I,eu o.
mother avn. the t-r HaH.
homec suu. of Give Wa fue .u.
ing welcome. and eJssf. H-h 1u
steps running % er,". .uiW
somehow netsr >. lli .ould Hat,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

You1l enjoy Salads" Tea. II Is the
most delicious and refreshing Tea ~
the world. besides being absolutely
pure. At all grocers trial packet
l0c
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

II cold water be poured upon grease
srilied upon a floor Immediately, %
viii PREY ent It from soaking into the
wood
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-04

IVlTiHATEVER else YOU do or what
lM ever else you fail 10 do. Young
tU woman. keep your lips from
disagreeable criticisms ana
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09

way to FIJI the position he has been
elected to and ne will have the sup
port of all lovers Of the game in his en-
deavors to made a pennant winning
team out Of the Bourbonites.
The Bourbonites will again meet the
Pioneers at Whites Park Sunday after
noon.
Williams, the new left fielder and
substitute catcher recently signed by
Paris, has got his batting eye and
made two nice hits at Richmond We'd
nesday. He is also doing nice work in
the field.
There will be fast game of ball to-
day at Whites Park between the Bour
bonites and the Lawmakers of Frank
fort, this afternoon at 3:30. The
Bourbonites will go to Frankfort for
return game tomorrow.
With the four pitchers, Winchell,
Digger, Poole and Barton, and the in.
field and outfield as it now stands
Paris should soon be knocking at the
door for first place, provided they get
together and keep together the remain
der of the season.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09
Double Suicide.

Less than half an hour after he had
learned that the body of his wife, who
disappeared Saturday, had been found
in the Ohio river, at the foot of Jack
son street, in Louisville, Walter j.
Honak err, shoe merchant, shot him
self in the heart while in the rear of
Mas undertaking establishment, in
Louisville, waiting to receive the re-
mains.
Mr.. Honaker had gone to the under
taking establishment, accompanied by
his brother-in-law, Mr.. w. F. Pirtle.
Though he was crushed by the awful
suspense of the past few days and
the news that his wife had been found
in the river. he gave no sign at the
time that he intended to take his life.
Mr.. HOnaker died within few min
utes after firing the shot.
The shooting followed the announce
ment made by ris brother-in-Iaw, F.
w. Pirtle to the effect that the body
found in the river was that of Mrs.
Honaker. There's no mistake" Mr..
Pirtle, said, entering the back room OF
the undertaking establishment. AS
soon as he had spoken Mr.. Honaker
drew the revolver and fired
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09

The Bourbon Fiscal Court met yes
terday in regular monthly session with
Judge Denis Dundon presiding. Mag
istrates L. j. Fretwell, E. P. Thoma-
son. j. H. Hopkins, J. j. iRedmOn, E..
p. C.aybrook, ]. T. Barlow and j. G.
Keller were p resent.
Turnpike Supervisor Claude Redmon
read his monthly report for June, and
was ordered to pay for repairs amount
ing to 81, 1872. 20.
The following sheep claims were al
lowed and certified to the. State Audi
tor for payment: T. E. Moore, Jr.,
/. $40; Caywood Wilson, $25; G. M.
Thomas, S87; John S. Virgins, $50
G. w. Reynolds, $56; j. H. Roseberry.
$24; D. B. Patton, SIS; j. A. Wagner,
sec. SO.
Ordered that 81, 900 be appropriated
to Supervisor Redmon for repairs fol
month of July, 1909.
Judge Denis Dundon was appointed
a committee of one to invest the prin
cipal of the Garth Fund now in the
hands of the treasurer Of said fund.
Ordered that 5000 per month b.
paid to Newt. Strother for the supper
of two paupers.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09
Carpenter Receives Fatal Fall.

Mr.. R. B. Kennedy, carpenter
aged so, fell from the top of a barn of
McClintock & Peed, at MiIlersburg,
Tuesday afternoon at 8 80 O'Clock. and
died at 4 10. Mr.. Kennedy had been
working for several days on the Let
ton schoolhouse, and had stopped on
account of the rain. He was on the
second floor of the barn sharpening
some tools, and in attempting to
descend the ladder to the ground, he
in some way lost his footing, and at
the same time reaching for a cross bar
fell.
He was taken to the boarding house
OF Mrs. Mitchell and DR.. Daley hastily
summoned, but ne died in few min
utes after reaching the house. Mr..
Kennedy resides in Carlisle, and is sur
vived by his wife and four children,
two daughters and two sons.
Undertaken Marders, of Carlisle, ar
rived on the o'clock train in MiIlers-
burg and took the body to Carlisle on
the o'clock train where he was bur-
led Wednesday.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09
RELIGIOUS.

Elder Carey e. Morgan will be in
his pulpit as usual at the Christian
church Sunday morning. His subject
will be, ''Our Teaching Concerning
Salvation" No services at night to
attend Union services at the Methodist
church.
Usual services at Second Presby-
terian church Sunday morning. The
pastor, Rev. DR.. b. NJ. Shive preach
ing.
The Union services of the different
churches will be held at the Methodist
church Sunday night, Rev. DR.. B. M.
Shive, of the, Presbyterian church,
preaching the sermon.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09
al Ordinance.
Regulating Building in the
City of Paris.

City Hall. Paris, KY, July 8, 1909. /.
Be it ordained by the Mayor and Board
of Council of the City of Paris.
Section l. That the territory bound
ed on the North by the middle line Of
Second street, on the East by the mid
die line of Pleasant street, on the
South by the middle line of Tenth
street and on the West by the middle
line of High street be and is hereby
declared to be the Fire Limits Of the
City Of Paris. and it shall be unlawful
to erect within said territory any
frame, veneered or iron clad buildings
or wooden awnings.
Section 2. 1t shall be unlawful to
erect any metal, tile, brick on edge or
cement block fues, within the City of
Paris. Any person or persons, firm or
corporation, violating the provisions Of
this ordinance shall be fined not less
than S. nor more than 500. 90 for each
offense and each day such structure
shall be allowed to remain shall consti-
tute a separate offense.
JAS. NJ. O'BRIEN, Mayor.
Attest:
A. c. ADAIR, Clerk.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09
Tax Taken Off Tobacco.

The Senate accepted Senator Brad
leys' amendment permittings.ss tobacco
growers to sell their products without
payment of a tax. The measure is
practically the same as that which
passed the house. 1t removed the tax
of six cents a pound on the tobacco
grower as a vender and thus removes
what was supposed to be the cause of
the night rider attacks in Kentucky
and Tennessee. There is little doubt
the provision will remain in the bill.
The tobacco tax schedules as a whole
were adopted by the Senate yesterday
afternoon.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09

Thomason and Fretwell were sp-
pointed committee to purchase coal
for the court house.
Ordered that warrant be drawn for
So, 368. 90 ia favor of the National Park
Bank or bearer for interest on court
house bonds due July l, 1909, and for
SIS. 80 commission.
Ordered that S. E. Bedford, county
treasurer, be authorized to borrow
SO, 600 from the Bourbon Bank fol-
the use of BouI bon county, and to exc
cute note tor same due December l.
1909, to bear six per cent interest.
The usual amount in general claims
were allowed and ordered paid. Or
dered. that court adjourn until Angus
5, 1909.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-07-09
..Whirlwind" a Success.

State Superintendent of Public In
struction j. G. Crahbe went to his old
home, in Delaware, o., for few days
rest and recuperation after the work
of the whirlwind educational campaign.
Before leaving he addressed this let
ter to the county superintendent OF
the State:
Frankfort. KY, July 6, 1909. Dear
Superintendent The second whirwlino
campaign is over. 1t was a record
breaker. More than 1C0 counties die
themselves proud. The press deserves
great credit for valuable help. Again
| than you for great service to the
schools of the State. Very truly yours,
]. G. CRABBE, Sup erintendent.