The sea coast echo., 1909-07-31
'JAcQUE P|sTACHE's
WEEKLY LETTER.
H'editor Sea Coast Echo:

H'editor Sea Coast Echo:
Me was hunderstan dat de grass she
doan grow by de feet dem Bode Mare
an Haldermans no mo; doggon, mai yo
no dem fellas was do ting widhout one
brass bands desc days, yas!
Sonamagon, 81 day doan got one nod
der havcnue in de Bay down dare by la
petite eglise by Mistaire Dunbar fac
tory; vas, dat's de trute, an das have
nue. she doan got no name. Abien,
hien? How yo goin no wat street yo
| live by 81 she doan got name Abien,
Mistaire Bode, TO wat yo doan call das
havenue "Blakemore Havenue", hien
Das good name, an she listen fine, doan
yo tink so?
Sonamagon, we got good Bode, alrite,
alrite. Yo drive roun an see how all de
street she been fix hup by das Bode, den
yo goin take hoff yo chapeau by dem.
Doggon, mai de yong peep sho have
one good time, hien? Me nevaire see
so plentie hay ride like dat! Mai de
onlie troub is dat day got mo gal den
boy, an de ole fellas wat been lock hup
in de pantry have TO come hout an
help de yong fella hout. Me no cup
pie ole fellas wat git down hoff de top
shelf an de holds was two mans, five
gals. One fella he drive an have one
gal in de front an de nodder fella he
have hanswer fone gal all same time
down in das Waggin--das one wat do de
drive he git jelouse an drop one match
in das hay, den doggon day come pooty
neer have sen fo Charlie wild she hem
gine TO put hout das fire. Das shame
fo work dem mule till mos dalite, hien
An lemme tell yo one ting, dom stop!
Keep move longl Hoficer Winebug he
goin make de revicie on yo neck an Ian
70 in dat nice brick place down by de
Honorable McGinn shop. De odder
mite day was got bout TO tousan fella
wat was sit on de rale by Tom Soup
bone bootch shop, an long come das
cheef detecteef Winebug, an he come
doggon close TO pull de hole doggon
bonch, yas, an de Mare she was in das
crowd too, ma fren. Mai, das one mo
brave hoffieer; he doan give one doggon,
non! He was take de Mare too, vas!
Mo bedder yo look hout TO das Hinspec-
tor Winehug, he sho brave: mai din he
done live on de same street wild one
general one time? yas! Googoot San
culotte was tell me dat de peep in New
York want das hofficer come dare, mai
he say hees dutie she was home.
Me Pm tink das be good ting fo fogit
de Bay boys TO iii vile an pay 'tention
by de 'spicious look stranger wat slip
roun in de mite, hien Day got lot dem
kline hanimal wat hought hit de bridge.
Yo Julian La Farine wat have dat
boulangerie on Main strete by das Ma
son halis-mal, vas, yo no das fella,
doan yO no, das man wat got all
dem curl on shes he'd an got one mo
beeg grafmofone? Abien, Julian he
was tell me de odder mite one fella come
by shes place TO by bred bout tree clock,
an dat fella sho look spicious, SO Julian
heem he have one shoot gon by shes doa
an he was tink dat mans was goin rob-
beng heem. Das good ting dat man din
try, cause La Farlne she din have one
cartouche in shes house. Das alrite,
Julian La Farine she's brave! Doan
yo tink dat man got be brave TO ware all
dem curl so close by Joe Pravate shop?
| tink SO. Annyhow, Johnny Crook
good TO have in de family, l tell yo!
hien, Plae?
A laba, hall yo peep! mo bedder yo
reed dis good an go down yo poche TO
dat lii twenty five cent:-De town she
hone five hundred foot fire hose, hien ?
Abien, das Bode Mare an Haldermans
goin wash all de strete every mite fo
cool ting an keel de duss. Apresan
(dat meen rite now de town she doan
got no beeg reel fo roll das hose (non,
me l doan meen stockin an das reel
goin coss twenty-five dollare. Yo no
wat das "Reel", hien? She got two
wheel like voiture, vas, an de reel in de
middle. Abien, de Bode doan got de
monie-she buss-an me | tink hall de
peep hought peech in an by de reel
wat yo say, chere?
ST one hundred peep each one give
twenty five cent, dat wood pay fo she's
reel and save de hose be drag on de rode.
Mai, watts de use talk Come on, peep,
everybody give she's tobits TO one de
bess ting by de seeson! ST yo can't be
de tobits boy, den trale behine! Annon!
everybody one hundred tobits, das
hall! Give 70 lii donashion to Mistaire
McGinn, de Mare o.
Your Fren,
JACOT1E pISTAcuE