New-York tribune., 1909-05-31
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Franz Tewele. who recently celebrated the hftl-
eth anniversary Of his entrance on the stage mas
published his memoirs. in which he says that ne
appeared Sis times in the thousand parts OF "n'cH
he has kept a record. In that time, In MS cdpd'1y
as ar actor he was thrown from the stage '4-
times married 2,519 times. was kaiser Joseph o.
times was king once. prince IS times duke z'9
times. baron 4S3 times and banker 1l' times
had more wives on the stage than all the suItahS
in the world combined. and to children Ieslons-
died on the stage only thirty-nne times ana these
catastrophes occurred in my young days wheh
committed the nlisdeeds allotted TO me in Don Gar
los and 'Kabale und Liebe'" OF his one eNpeFl-
ence as king" Tewele says: 1T was at Fresspurs
in one of Birch Pfeifer's tragedies In one or te
scenes nv queens veil became entangied in piece
~ frniture and advanced to assist her in loosen
ing IT, when from the wings heard the beer oasso
voice of the stage manager: Here, you! Don SOu
know you're blind?' dropped the lace ouI l[o'i
that moment on the play ceased to be Tragedy
Patrick and Michael had had an evening opt Tito, TO-
gether and the hour was late when Mcnaei tib bn
0frt no lffi reoeVe ei rom his faithful and
en0I,sa Ipo1 his return home. Pat, said ne TO ms
fppend "f lust be for walking in front OF yez
ana will veg tell me if can keep straISnt une ne.
nv b9y?' he asked, an1iousIy. straight eGousn: 10 s
Tor slIre Pat replied: but who the deVi Is I!7
other fellow along with yez?'-Dundee AdVer 'iS'''
When the new United States Senator from iii
nois William Lorimer. selects a house IN the cap
itsI befttine his new dignity 1t will have 10 Dc
2 good bdg one If he wants 20 keep his lanllIy
under one roof. The Senator-elect mas orooS
that would delight the heart or MT. feoose'e1'
eight children ranging In age from baby just
beginning to toddle dsbutante OF efsnleen'
He said this skirt Of mine perfect SYM
p'"'TMda "Maaybe-but It's not well conducted
''Tt drags"-Clevelsnd Leader
The decision Of the presiding judge in the Vienna
c,,naren,s Court in the Twelve Cigarettes Case
has according TO the Wiener TaSeblstt created
much comment. A sixteen-yesr-old servant sri
took from dresser drawer in her mistress oou-
DOR box containing twelve cigarettes Resret'ins
the nijfaring she fastened back to the room and
threw the little box on her mistress's bed There
II was found. and complaint was MADE some
weeks later however. the girl vas discharged io'
,rihine cause and the cigarette incident came 10
the Ixnovedse Of the police The girl was ar
rs,1nad and although she insisted that she never
sn,oked and mad no friends for whom she might
have taken the cigarettes that the act was prompt
ed by a sudden impulse and Immediately resret'eu'
she Was convicted and sentenced 10 t"ehly-Io"i
hours. confinement in prison. Because the young
Girl has forfeited her standing and It will be dif-
cult for her to gain employment much indignation
is felt over the punishment
Teacher-Bessiq name one bird that is now ex-
tinCt
Teaohe2@ 1esf What sort of bird IS that:
Little Bessie-Our canary The cat eXtincted
Under the headline Juvenile Artists" the Welt
Spieger' publishes the pictures OF little curry
headed girl seated at piano, and hoy before an
easeI AZ work or a picture. The former Is PlIa
Osorio the three-y,ar-old daughter of a Spanish
,b,sicIan The little miss is like her half-orother
a horn niauist" SAYS the writer She plays with
wonderful skill compositions by Haydn. Mendels-
sorn and Mozart. without any knowledge Of notes
The hov Maurice I,avaIlard is eight years her
sapior lie has done some remarkably dne work
a. a nainter which has recently been recognized
At the Paris salon where OF his interiors Is
now on exhibition"
Hicks-what did your Nife's first husband die
-r.onesomenesS. 7 guess. He was PER
fect-BOstOn Transcript
In the monograph archives OF the Vienna Acad-
enlv Of Sciences collection of music and speech
OF MANY races and tribes in distant lands IS
gradually being formed The most recent addi-
tions have been brought from Natal and include
selections of speech. song and music from Zulus'
Nadt Swat Matabee. Baca aud other races There
are war songs OF the Zulus in their fighting With
the Basutos and the English. Every trlbe anu
every chief has special songs There are
basides many love songs and dancing songs some
Of tho latter have been composed by Christian
natives and plainly show the influence OF modern
music The academy has sent special expeditions
IN remote parts Of Africa and South America TO
gather records
Tommy. do you know where little boys go that
You bet l Go: That's the way most Of EN- get
TO go 10 the ball games. Chicago Tribune
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