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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

It may be that the hookworm pro
duces laziness, but il appears 10 be
itself nimble enough to have extracted
a million dollars from the purse of
Uncle John ID.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

The latest is that the Federal bunch
arc going to take charge of this paper.
IT is evident that Salt Lake possesses
some minds that are Industrious in ad-
ding to the gayety OF nations.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

II really docs seem as though the
sugar trust should have been content
with the profits which it made from the
consumers without trying to short.
weight Uncle Sam.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Apostle Smoot s "Mouth - announces
that Mr.. Sutherland is at. work in
Washington 1t is extremely kidd of
Reed to permit George to be mentioned.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

"The brethren" will now join Pres.
ident Joseph F. in singing the hymn
beginning, "Be it ever so many, there s
no place like home.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

II is reported that a young bigamist
at Detroit claims 60 hail from Salt
Lake; but it isp u at all kind Of him to
example set by our polygamous proph,
%
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Mr.. Cummins emphatically declares
that the Republican insurgents do not
intend to accept the recent tariff re-
vision as final; and in this he appears
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Upon learning that the report of
Colonel Roosevelt's s death was false.
il goes without saying that the entire
country was FFDe-ligbted. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

"Blosscd IS he that considereth the
poor: the Lord Will deliver him In time
Of trouble Psalms, xii, !.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Little by little we are coming to it,
hut some OF us have yet considerable
TO learn in the matter of walking to
the rirht
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Collector Loeb appears TO be of the
opinion that it has been one of our bad
habits TO permit fraud in our National
customs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

James j. Jeffries says that football is
unreasonably brutal" Probably he
would like to sec il rendered as harm
less as the modern prizefight
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

There is also a suggestion out that
in prosecuting the deep waterways pro
jcct Salt river be included.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

In speaking of currency reform, do
they have reference to bad money?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

And on Thanksgiving day it win not
be inappropriate TO say that we are
all turkey gobblers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Reports of the death of King Men
elk seem to become rife about as otter
rs s'the brethren sell The Tribune.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Now it is to be a sixteen-story sky
scraper. Kindly observe us grow.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Evidently the trouble at Cairo is an
other Of the results of the laws de-
lows
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Also why not have safe and sane
football
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14
Sunday, November il, 1909.

"Comc all yc sons Of Zion and
boost
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

s C. Reckwlth. Special Agency. Sole
Eastern Advertising Agent Eastern OF
nco. Tribune building New York; west
crn office Tribune building. Chicago
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-14

Business communications should be nd-
dressed: The Tribune, salt Lake CitS'
Matters for publication. 10 'I;ditor The
Tribune. Salt Lake City. Utah.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Thouoht It Was a Bird. \

There was bailie in Glasgow some
years ago whose knowledge of natural
history was limited. One day when on
the bench the following case came be-
fore him:
A man who had squirrel, on going
to the country for a short time, left the
squirrel In charge Of neighbor. The
neighbor when attending to the animal
accidentally left the door of its cage
open, and without being seen 1t made
It's escape. Or his return the owner of
the squirrel was very angry at the
man for his carelessness and brought
an action against him, demanding com
pensation for the loss Of his pet. The
baille heard both parties and then
gave the following as his decision:
Nae doot ye did wrang to open the
cage door, but" turning to the pur-
suer, I'VE was wrang, tae, for We
should haze clippit the beasts wings"
"It's a quadruped, yer honor" said
the man.
"Quadrupcd here or quadruped there,
If We had clippit its wings it couldna
hae flown ava. dismiss the case"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Short Meter Sermons,

Selfshness is the seed and sin is
the harvest.
Think only of yourself and others
will forget you.
The empty head is easily wrinkled
into burrows that look like deep
thought.
A small life often takes all its
time waiting for a chance at a big
job.
Gambling has taught many a
young man how he couldn't make
money.
Iti is better to be regarded as a
prude than to rot as a mental gar
bage can.
The man who makes himself great
is greater than the man who is
born great.
Cynicism is pain due to attempt
ing to eat all life's fruits too early
in the season.
The prayer that rises in the heart
always works a way to the feet and
the fingers.
People who think they were born
to regulate the world are always
afraid they will die from being
overrighteous.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Almost a Creation.

During Governor Rollins administra,
ton a representative Of the legislature
of New Hampshire from one Of the ru'
raj districts in the northern section OF
the state was presented to the gov
ernor for the first time. Being some,
what unfamiliar with "statehouse eti,
quette," he addressed his excellency
as "most high
The governor informed the gentle
man from the rural district that there
was but one most high. he who had
made everything from nothing"
"Well, governor" replied the country
legislator, "I'll give you credit fol
making justice Of the peace out of
man up in my town that is about as
near to nothing as ever walked on two
lepSo
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
MISSIONARY WIFE
PRAISES CUT|CURA
Daughters Head Encrusted with
Dandruf-Feared sheWouId Lose
| her Hair-Many Treatments were
! Futile Baby had &i|k-Crust.
BOTH CHILDREN CURED
BY FAMOUS REMEDIES

'"For several years my husband wes
O missionary in the Southwest, and we
were living on the edge Of the desert at
an elevation of nearly five thousand
feet. Every one in that high and dry
atmosphere has more or less trouble
with dandruH and my daughters scalp
became so encrusted with it that was
alarmed for fear she would lose all her
hair, which was very heavy. After
spending between FIVE and six dollars
for various remedies, in desperation I
bought q cake of Cuticura Soap and g
box Of Cuticura Ointment. After rub
bing the Cuticura Ointment thoroughly
into the roots Of the hair, I gently
combed the crust Of dandruff free from
the scalp, and then gave her head
thorough shampoo with the Cuticura
Soap. This left the, scalp beautifully
clean and free from dandruff, and after
the hair was dry, I again rubbed tho
Cuticura Ointment, this time sparingly,
into the roots, and / am happy to say
that the Cuticura Remedies were 9
complete success. My troubles with
dandruff were over, although for long
time afterwar6 used the Cutioura
Ointment as at first, after Hhampooing,
which kept the scalp and roots Of the
hair moist. have used successfully
the Cuticura Remedies for so-called
.milkNcrust on baby's head, and have
never found anything to equal them.
You are at liberty to publish this letter,
for do sincerely believe that the Cuti-
cura Remedies are blessing to man
kind. Mrs. j. A. Darling, 80 Fifth
ST., Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 1eoS.'
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Couldn't Fool Him.

A pomp"uS and loud mouthcd mcm-
her Of certain legislature was max
ing Il speech on some mOmcntuuS queS-
ton and in concluding Said
"In the words Of Daniel Webster,
who wrote the dictionary, give me
liberty or give mo death.
One of his colleagues pulled at his
coat and whispered:
"nanicl Webster did not write the
dictionary. 1t was Noah
"Noah nothing replied the speaker.
''Noah built the ark"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Yes. She Knew.

Robson liked jokes and thought he
knew one when he met it. One day q
friend said to him:
Robson, do you know why you are
like donkey?"
"Like donkeyw echoed Robson
opening his eyes wide. Il don't"
Because your better half is stub
bornness itself"
The jest pleased Robson immensely
for he at once saw the possibility of a
glorious little dig at his wife. Sc
when he esa home he said:
Mrs Robson, do you know why
am like Il donkey"
He waited Il moment. expecting his
wife to give it up. But she didn't
She looked ut him somewhat pityingly
as she answered.
Il suppose its because you were
born so.'
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Ien,,crament Doesn't Count.

They hadn't seen each other for scv-
eral years. the two women. Ihcy
looked 1T each other, afraid to ask
after their husbands. Finally one
spoke
You Know" she said. that my hus
band and are no longer living to-
gethcr. He left me fiat on my back IN
hospital He wrote me that he
thought all artists should have their
freedom, that they should not he bound
by family ties. | suppose" with a
Sigh, that It was what one would call
the artistic temperament
1T IS not altogether confined to art
lists" said the other woman. My
husband was a plumber, aud he did
the same"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
DIDN'T MATTER MUCH.
He Had Blundered Anyhow Before He
Sent the Letter.

He Had BIundered Anyhow Before He
Sent the Letter.
The lovesick young man ran up the
steps and was met at the door by a
very pretty young lady.
Constance" he said eagerly as he
held out his hand to her, "did you get
my letter this morning.?
NO" carelessly returned she. ~
presume Vivian took it."
"vivianr' The swain blushed pro-
fusely. why. that letter was ad'
dressed tcesou"
"Yes, bS, Vivian and 1 are twins
and look alike, you know. Indeed. our
most intimate friends often mistake
each for the other!"
"But your names are nothing alike, >
stammered the bewildered young man
~ wrote Constance Withers' very
plainly on the outside Of that letter
1 don't see how any such mistake
could be made"
"Oh, it wasn't mistake! Anyhow
it doesn't make much difference"
"What? Constance, that letter con
tained more than you think! In It
made apology for my too ardent &C
tions before you last night, and, fur
'thermore. | sent it to ask you if-it
you would be N.Y.
"But 1t belonged to Vivian!'
care you crazy? l beg pardon!
meant-goodness gracious! How has
Vivian anything to do with the let
teri"
Because when you made love last
night you mistook Vivian for mel"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Christeninu the Twins.

In an English village miners wife
presented him with twins. At the
usual time the twins had to be chris
tened, and George. his wife and his
friends proceeded to the church to fix
the names Of the children. The minis
ter asked the father the names Of the
twins. and he quite proudly replied:
"Steak and Kidney, sor!'
Come, GOMEZ replied the minister.
"These are odd names for your chill
dren"
"What dye mean. Geordie" cried
his wife. "It's Kate and Sidney"
AYE, it is, sor. Aa thout it was like
summit to eat" shouted George
promptly.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Only a Sample.

A crotchety old farmer Of Massachu-
setts had trouble with neighbor and
as q result sought his counsel.
81 want yeow ter write him a letter
an tell him this here foolishness hez
got ter STOP" he declared firmly. II
know what went ter say, but amt
got the larnin' ter put it just right"
"What do you want to say?" the
lawyer asked.
"Waal, begin by tellin' him thet he's
the durndest, lyin'est, thievin'est, low
downest skunk on airth and then work
up."-Lippincott's.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Man Drowned.

The family Of Mr.. w. E. kohler,
who resided at Columbia for short
while, received news Of his death in
Laurendale, Ga, by drowning few
days ago Mr.. Kohler is survived
by his wife and five children. No
details Of the drowning were re-
ceived, except that Mr.. Kohler was
out boating when he met his death.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Died From Rabies.

At New Orleans John llcggins, an
English sailor Saturday night escap-
cd from the local Pasteur Institute.
Later in the evening he went mad
at the sight of a glass OF water on
a bar in saloon. He hurled the
glass out Of window. fell to the
floor in commissions and died on the
way to hospital.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Honor Both Armies.

To commemorate the valor of both
Union and Confederate soldiers at
the battle of Gettysburg, a monu-
ment to cost approximately $loO,O0O
will be erected on the old battlefield
by a Chicago business man, G. n.
Mcconnell. Mr.. Mcconnell, who
participated in the battle, says the
first days fight at Gettysburg was a
decided Union defeat.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Better Late Than Early.

There is certain young New York
broker whose recent sad experience In
endeavoring to pull the wool over his
wife's eyes has led him to declare
"Never again."
Now, 1t is the brokers' custom to
take a $50 suburban train, thus en-
abling him to reach his home In West
chester in ample time for the early
dinner that both he and his wife like.
The other day he fell. Meeting an
old college mate, he yielded to the lat
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Aim Hinl1.

To the formation Of 'ssgood charac-
ter it is of the highest Importance that
you have Il commanding object III
view and that your aim in life be elc-
waited. Set your standard high. and
though you may not reach it you can
hardly fail TO rise higher than if you
aimed at some inferior excellence
loci ITowcS
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

ter's entreaties for an evening In
town. The next step was, Of course,
to telegraph the wife, which he did In
these terms:
Unavoidably detained. Missed the $50
Home later.
When hubby finally did show up, be
observed an expression on the counte-
nance of his spouse that argued the
failure of his little fib.
whats the trouble. dear?" he ask
ed, with an affected nonchalance.
Without q word the wife handed
him the telegraph slip, indicating with
her forehnger the words:
Received at 4:45."-Lippincott's.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Launch CapSizcd; Three Dead.

Two men and one woman were
drowned and seven men were res
cued with difficulty. when launch
containing a gay party of merry
makers carsiZcd in Maumee Bay, 500
feet off the Casino, summer thea
tire, at Toledo. Ohio. at 4 o'clock
Sunday morning. All were residents
of Toledo.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
GRAND EXCURSION
To Charleston and Isle Of Palms via
Southern Railway.

A special train with high-class day
coaches will leave Gaffney 1880 a.
m.,. August Goth, via Blacksburg
and Rock Hill for Charleston.
Tickets will be sold for special
train going, and good to return on
any regular train up to and includ-
ing Monday morning trains, August
23rd, 1903.
Schedule Of special train and low
round trip rates to Charleston as
follows:
Lv. Gaffney 1880 a. m. .....$3.25
Lv. Kingville 200 pm. 80. 2.25
Lv. Fort Motto 2:15 p. m... 200
Lv. St. Matthews 2:30 p. m... 400
Lv. Orangeburg 2:55 p. m.... 1.75
Lv. Rowesville 800 p. m..... LIS
Lv. Branchville 1925 p. m..... 1.5O
Lv. Reevesville 3:4O p. m..... 1.5O
Lv. St. George $3.50 p. m..... 1.5O
Ar. Charleston 5:45 p. m.
For tickets and further informa-
ton apply to Southern Railway tick
ct agents.
J. C. LUSK, D. P. A.,
Charleston, S. G.
J. L. MEEK, A. G. P. A.,
Atlanta, Ga.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
. The -
Scrap Book
Good Hands Properly Recogl

Good Hands Properly Recognized.
Mrs. Pike was praising her husband
and his good qualities to her sister
and concluded her eulogy with this
statement: "And my husband has al
ways been good to his employees and
always encourages those who work for
him.
"You mean he Is always ready to
give praise where praise Is DUE said
the sister.
'Yes, indeed" answered Mrs. Pike.
.oWhen one Of his men does good work
he is quick to say so. Night after
night, after he has been late at the
Office, hear him murmuring In his
sleep, That's good; that's good! And
he always reluctantly confesses that
he was dreaming about the good work
the men are doing at the office. Oh,
I'm so gladw
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Cuticura Ointment is one Of the most
successful curatiyes for torturing, dis
figuring humors of the skin and scalp,
including loss of hair, ever compounded,
in proof of which single amounting
with it, preceded by hot bath with
Cuticura Soap, and followed. when
necessary, by a mild dose Of Cuticura
Resolvent Qiouid or pills) is often
sufficient to afford immediate relief Of
itching, burning and scaly humors,
eczemas, irritations and inflammations
permit rest and sleep, and point to
speedy cure when all else fails.
Sold throughout the world. Potter Drug d
Chem Corp, Sole Props. Boston, Mass.
ca Mailed Free. Cutlcura Book on Skin Diseases
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
Toll.

If you want knowledge. You must
toll for 1t: if food, you must toll for ii.
and if pleasure, you must toll for It,
Toll is the law. Pleasure comes
through toll and not by self Indulgence
and Incidence. When Il man gets to
love work his life is Il happy one.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

For Sale-One First-class milch cow,
one heifer yearling from fine
stock, one large brood sow with
pig from imported stock, eight
shoats, one large gelt hog, SO or
60 chickens from broiling size up.
Apply to Annie Stevens or j. H.
Jenkins, Rowesville, S. c.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

have been cured quickly by Foley's
Kidney Remedy may result In a seri-
Gus kidney disease. Foley's Kidney
Remedy builds up the worn out tis-
sues and strengthens these organs.
Lowman Drug Co.; A. G. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
The Aim Of Life.

We live In deeds, not years; In thoughts.
not breaths;
In feelings, not in figures on a dial.
We should count time by heart throbs
He most lives
Who thinks most, feels the nohiest, acts
tho best,
And he whose heart beats quickest lives
tie longest
Lives III one hour more than in years do
some
Whose fat blood sleeps as 1t slips along
their veins.
Life is but q means unto an END, tnat
Beginning, mean and end to all things
God.
The dead have all the glory Of the world.
Philip James Bailey.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stops chronic coughs that weaken the
constitution and develop into con-
sumption, but heals and strengthens
the lungs. 1t affords comfort and
relief in the worst cases Of chronic
bronchitis, asthma, hay fever and
lung trouble. Lowman Drug Co.; A.
G. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Delay in taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy if you have backache, kid
ney or bladder trouble, fastens the
disease upon you and makes cure
more difficult. Commence taking
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Secondhand School Books. Wanted
If you have any school books used
during the last session in the pub
lie schools that you wish to sell,
bring them to Sims Book Store.
They will give you cash.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Wanted-Every business and profess
sional man to see our line Of the
celebrated "Shaw-Walker" Filing
Devices. Suit any business, large
or small. Sims Book Store, Or
angeburg, s. c.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Delay in commencing treatment
for slight irregularity that could
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

For Sale-One hundred bushels
Toole Cotton Seed, raised in Or
angeburg County. This stood a
high test at Georgia Experiment
Station last season. Ayers & Will
liams, Orangeburg, S. G..
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Dominick at Neeses, S. c., pays 16
cents for eggs in trade, chickens
. are also wanted. 7-l6-4t-s.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

The successful real estate dealer
is a man of deeds as we'll as words.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Housekeeper Wanted-For family
of four children; medium sized
house. Apply to A. F. Horger,
Jamison, S. C. 8-lO-3W-pd
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Chester White Pig-11 months old;
stock hog, for sale by. ]. D. Oliver,
No. 4 R. F. D., Orangeburg, S. c..
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
KENNE NED

Almoca, B. B. Blend, Bono, and
other high grade roasted Coz
fees.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

King & Co.'S Hams and Strips,
Swift & Co.'s Hams and Lard
in tins.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

What most churches need Is minis
ters who are able to waken men.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

High grade Vinegars, Country
Syrup and produce bought and
sold.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10
CLASSIFIED COLUMN
One-half Cent q Word
Found Notices Free.

Gillette Razor Blades on sale at Sims
Book Store.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

Libby, McNeill & Libby's can
Meats; Van Camps Soups and
Vegetables.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

National Biscuit Co. Crackers
and cakes in tins and packages,
fresh every week.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-08-10

CEREALS-Post Toasties, Corn
Flakes, Cream of Wheat, Grape
Nuts, De Prices Food, etc.