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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS
Don't Mistake the Cause of Your
Troubles. A Tacoma Citizen
Shows How to Cure Them.

Many people never suspect their
kidneys. If suffering from a lame,
weak or aching back they think
that it Is only muscular weak
ness; when urinary trouble sets in
they thing it will soon correct IT.
self. And so 1t is with all other
symptoms of kidney disorders.
That is just where the danger lies.
You must cure these troubles or
they may lead to diabetes or
Bright's Disease. The best rem
edy to use is Doan's Kidney Pills.
1t cures all ills which are caused
by weak or diseased kidneys. Ia
coma people testify to permanent
cures.
Mrs. G.. Hansen, 1888 e St.,
Tacoma, Wash, says: II know
from personal experience that
Doan's Kidney Pills act Just as
represented and l am therefore
pleased to recommend them. For
five years was subject to attacks
of kidney complain, my back
often aching so. severely that it
was impossible for me to do my
work. The Kidney SecretionS were
also discolored, being unnatural,
containing a sediment and passing
too frequently. Being told that
my kidneys were probably the
cause of my trouble, I consulted
several physicians but the relief
obtained from their medicine
was only temporary. Learning
about Doan's Kidney Pills, / pro-
cured them at Malstrom Bros.
drug store and began their use.
The pains in my back soon disap-
peared, the kidney secretions were
restored to their normal condition
and I felt better in every way.
never used a remedy that acted
rs promptly and effectively an
Doan's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price
30 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buff
talo, New York, sole agents for
lhe United States.
Remember the name - Doan's
land take NO other.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
STARTLING CHARGES MADE IN
f WAR ON HUMAN vIVISECTI0N

born suffering from loathsome
diseases. 1t is said these victims
number into the hundreds.
DR.. Epstein, professor of chill
dren's diseases at Prague. is al
legged to have infected five chill
dren with ''round worms" just for
the sake of experiment.
Among a number of cases Of
vivisection on women, this one ap-
pears: ''In France DR.. Doyens of
Rheims, while operating upon a
woman took occasion, after re-
moving a cancer of the breast, to
engraft a portion of the cancer
upon the other breast-at that
time perfectly healthy-and some
months later the graft developed
into tumora"
DR.. Pelican in France piled
confirmed drunken women with
as much spirits as they could
swallow and applied a lighted
match to their mouths in an en-
deavor to produce spontaneous
mbustion.
The pamphlet alleges that it
was reported in Sacramento, Cal,
Dec. 10, 1908, that DR.. Wallace A.
Briggs, vice president of the state
board of health, recommended
that the state board of pardon
grant the privilege of inoculating
convicted criminals with germs of
tuberculosis.
! DR.. John S. Pyle, graduate of
Bellevue medical college, read a
paper at the meeting of the Tri-
state Medical association, Peoria,
ILL.,, on Oct. 8, 1898, pleading for
the appropriation of criminals,
condemned to capital punishment,
to the experimental psychologist.
| Dr.. Henry ]. Berkeley of Johns
Hopkins hospital, the anti-viVisec-
tionists say, describes his expert
Iments on eight insane patients OF
the city asylum in poisoning them
with preparations of the thyroid
lgland. He says this poison when
Its administration is pushed even
Ito a moderate degree almost in
lvariably results i'll death.
1.-two patients became frenzied
land of these one died before the
'jexcitement had subsidized"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
COUPLE CELEBRATE THEIR
SIXTY-FIRST ANNIVERSARY

PUYALILUP, Nov. 26.-Dr. and
Mrs. H. G. Pease yesterday cele-
brated their sixty-first wedding
anniversary. Owing to the Ill
health of the aged wife the oc-
casion was Quietly observed at IA ,
home of a daughter. They were
married in 1S4S in Berkshire
county. Mass. hey are natives
of Connecticut and are of old Co
lonial stock, their gradfathers
were soldiers in the revolutionary
war of 1912. Mrs. Peters faith
err was a major of artillery at Is
years of age. Mrs. Pease was a
playmate of the late Pres dent
Hayes.
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Continued From Page One.)
lone of the lower animals. Our
first set of experiments was made
bon a lad of TO- In case IL, after
the poisoning, various symptoms
are recorded; vomiting, dullness,
gdeafness. quickened pulse. etc. His
I*yiRptoms frightened the doctor.
1--WE must confess we felt a little
PfeHef when the toxic (poisonous)
|syIhptoms, which became far more
marked than we had expected,
abated.' ="
A French physician named Gail
Teton was condemned in the courts
for his treatment of an orphan
boy. belonging to one of the chart
table institutions. He inoculated
the boy with a certain horrible
disease, which the boy took, and
died. On trial DR.. Gailleton de-
Tended his conduct on the ground
that what he had done was for
the advancement of science.
In Germany a DR.. Schimmels-
buch" inoculated two boys with
the virus from a boil, and both
| died from pustular disease"
! DR.. X. Menge of the University
Hospital for Women in Leipsic is
quoted as follows: my expert
ments on new born babies -(girls)
disproved the correctness of the
professors deductions. Unfortun-
ately | could get only three babies
to experiment on. These ] tool
Immediately after birth. They
were not bathed, but at once
wrapped up in sterile linen anC
carried to my laboratory. | inoc
ulated these subjects with yer!
considerable quantities of dis
ease-producing germs"
DR.. Lund of Samso, Norway, Il
charged with feeding his infan
son, for 16 months, on milk from
tuberculous cows, to learn wheth
es the disease could thus be com
/ municated to a human being. Tn
child developed a tuberculous in
lection in consequence.
In Austria SO cases are cited o
children being inoculated witt
disease germs, and it is allege,
the same thing was done in ma
ternity cases, so that infants wer
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27

PITTSBURG, Pa, Nov. 90
The doom of the chorus man has
been sounded. There never has
been much use for a chorus man,
except as a setting for the pretty
chorus girl.
It was dashing Blanche Ring
who used the hook on the chorus
men of her company, at the Alvin
theater. One of the unlucky men,
Montmorency Blythe, clumsily
tripped on his name, or on a
ground cloth-anyhow, he knock
ed down Miss Gypsy Mooney, his
dainty dancing partner, and his
aMkWardness SO disgusted Miss
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
21nA REM Sim

The readers of this paper Will be
pleased to learn that there is at
least one dreaded disease that sci
ence has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fra
ternity. Catarrh being a constitu-
tional disease, requires a constitu-
tionaI treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting di-
rectly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. thereby de-
stroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the consti-
tuition and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials.
Address f. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
TIE SALOONMEN;
THEN ROB THEM

Once inside the bar the three
armed men acted promptly. They
seized the two saloonmen, wrip-
ped out some rope they were
carrying n their pockets, and tied
their hosts to their own bar fix
lures.
They then made an inspection
of the cash drawer, took out what
money there was, went through
the pockets of their victims, gave
la second look to the security OF
the knots in the ropes and de-
parted.
The holdups secured about $50.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27

date attractions, are promised for
the Grand theater bill the coming
week. A shooting act, declared to
be decidedly sensational, will be
the headline feature, offered by
Myrtle Byrne and company.
The Nat Nazarre troupe, London
gymnasts, will present something
new in acrobatics. The midget"
who serves as a go-between in the
casting stunts, is a particular feat
ure of this act.
The Bohemian Sextette. COM
posed of half dozen grand opera
soloists, will offer a musical skit,
and other features on the bill will
be Gertie Everett, comedienne;
and George X. Wilzon and Ca
mile de Mondeville, in a Dutch
playlet. "A Thanksgiving Eve"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27

Washington, D. c., Nov. 20, 1909.
Dear Dad: An altogether offic-
ial statement from the White
House anent the Ballinger-Pin
chot affair, has it that the presi-
dent "hopes the whole thing will
lapse from public interest"
Clifford Pinchot has not threat
ened to resign. He has not is
sued any ultimatum, he is simply
going on saving wood in the same
back yard and will continue to do
so until he gets his walking
papers direct from the boss.
predict that it will be many
months before Samuel Gompers
and his friends go to jail. There
is still the long legal road to travel
from the district court to the de-
cision of the United States SUI
preme court. The defense of
Gompers is based upon the consti-
tutional right to free speech, the
United States supreme coure is
supposed to be the tribunal con-
stituted for the special purpose of
interpreting and insuring the con-
stitutional guarantees. Whether
it be by habeas corpus, ceritorari
or other quidity of the law books,
the case must go before the JUS
tices, and this right be affirmed or
explicitly denied.
Here is one which I have not
cribbed from the funny pages of
the magazines. A little Chicago
girl had begun her education in
the public schools. "Mary." said
her mother one day, "did you take
your bath this morning?" mo,
mother" replied Mary, 81 go to
the public schools now" Do you
see it?
To my surprise I found lob
byist for the Wool association in
Boston-friend Manufacturing
for the subsidy bill. What inter-
est could a wool association have
in ship subsidy? Finally / dis
covered. A line of ships between
Boston and Argentine would sup
ply the raw material at less cost
than they can buy from our west
ern sheep men. A tariff for the
of the wool and then
a subsidy for the ships to bring
the raw wool to the manufacturer
Don't you suppose we could get
the government to give us each a
baked sweet potato with every
postage lamp we purchase?
Anyhow, why not start a lobby for
1T?
Seven years after the passage of
the reclamation act senator from
our arid west. on Thns. Carter
from Montana, conceived a sudden
interest in the subject. In conse-
ouence, lovely junket was pro-
vided al the public cost during
the recent summer and fall
months. Senator Tom has been
viewing irrigation lands from the
windows Of private car. and
these are Els conclusions sThnt|
rho Ifalalaation area should not
- tvt a.. 4 - ~ No.. a. ~ . -. IL
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
"In DreanlIand."

The comedy fantasy, I'm Dream
land" Emmett Devoy's latest and
best effort, will be the attraction
Wednesday night. The story deals
with Bob Hammond, a young fell
low who becomes much absorbed
by spiritualism. His numerous
adventures and subsequent refor-
nation form a very interesting
story.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
FRAMEUP CHARGED


SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 27.-
Harry Foley, Monte Attell's man
ager, today reiterated the charge
that one of the Los Angeles news
paper writers promised Danny
Webster two days before the At
tell-Webster fight that he would
decide in his favor.
THE writer was overheard to
make the remark by reputable
Witnesses" declared Foley today,
'and when l taxed him with it he
admitted having made the state
ment, but declared that he meant
nothing by it."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
Big British Band Coming.

The attraction at the Tacoma
next Tuesday night will be the
Duke of Connaught Bugle Band
from London, England. The or
ganization is one that has won for
itself considerable fame and it's
appearance here will be one of the
artistic musical events of the sea-
son. The seat sale will start Mon
day.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27

Ring that she discharged every
man in the chorus.
Girls-pretty, smiling and win
some girls-will take the places of
the discharged men. Miss Ring
emphatically declares that "the
stage is TO place for men who
want to stay in the chorus; most
of them are either sissyfied or
longshoremen. They are awk-
ward and they look foolish"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
BANDITS GET
ABOUT $50 IN BOLD MID
NIGHT HOLDUP IN SEATTLE.
(By UniteI Press Leased Wire. }

(By UniteIl Press Leased Wire.)
n SEATTLE, Nov. 27.-Last night
on the stroke of IL, Jules Macs,
proprietor of the Maple Leaf sa-
loon at Van Asset, with his bar
tender, John Robertson, closed
the place and started on their
nightly tramp homeward.
y They were just turning away
from the door after having lock-
ed it when they were confronted
by three men with drawn pistols,
who ordered them to reopen the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
"The Third Degree"

Charles Klein's latest dramatic
success, 1.-THE Third Degree
comes to the Tacoma next Satur-
day and Sunday.
The story of THE Third De-
gree" deals with a certain condi-
ton in social life found in any
large city, and also with the meth
DDS employed by the police in ex-
torting confessions from those ac-
cused of crime, and in doing so,
assuming powers never conferred
by law. The company is said to
be a strong and well selected one.
AT THE GRAND. /
Several of the most nODular
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-27
AT THE GRAND.

Several of the most popular
wand ev''le artists presenting up-to-
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05
ARE NOT INDIGENOUS.

There is no city Of its size in the
United States so completely free Of
beggars as Astoria. In the course of
the year there will appear a few of
the immigre-gentry who stoop to that
level to make a living; but no man ev-
er reaches that status voluntarily,
nor for cause, in this city. We are
proud of our exemption from these
things. We have our poor; but they
are taken excellent care OF, and main
ly within the family, or fraternal,
sources, very few reaching the pub
lie charge and record. 1t is distinctly
to Astoria's credit that she is clear
of this disgraceful condition; and the
sooner the police run the two beg
ging bumbs now known to be here,
out of the city and over the county
lines, the better for US all.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05
HOW WILL YOU swAP7

We believe we are safe in offering
TO swap our beautiful harbor for
Portland's shipping business. She
has everything to make a port except
a harbor, and we have the port and
harbor but lack the business: There
can be no squarer proposition than
this, for either place. II we had the
business out of this port it would still
be vastly, if not wholly, Portland's !;
it would take her capital, experience
and interest, while the business itself
would center there, as all great con-
Germs concentrate in, and radiate
from, commanding commercial de-
pots. 1t would suit Us down to the
ground and Portland would lose moth
ing by the deal; and might save her
self an immense amount of annoy
ance and loss, especially if she is go
ing to build a few more bridges
across her meagre "harbor."
Il would at least save the com
merce to the State Of Oregon, surely
and forever, for the question Of dis
patch, the chiefest Of all considera-
tions in the world Of ships and ship
ping, would be fixed at scale of van
tage that could not be surpassed on
the entire Pacific coast. We know
these are old pleas, but they are so
seli-evident, so gospelly as to justify
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05
TAFT AND ROOSEVELT.

William Howard Taft the twenty
seventh President Of the United States
Of America, is in the executive chair
Of the nation; and most happily foI
the nation, be is Of the highest type
we produce. an honorable, clean
minded, cultured, able and dependable
man; iit-successor to Theodore
Roosevelt and his peer in all ways,
We should be happy people in the
winning out Of our win, as exenpli-
fed in Mr.. Taft's exaltation; and in
the perfect working Of the simple and
noble expedients whereby we attain
to these changes.
We have little to fear with this man
in place at Washington. He has prov
en- his ability to take hold Of the
greatest of national problems and
solve them by the strongest and clev-
crest OF administrative processes: he
has been tried in the severe school of
huge initiative and has won out dis
tinetively and honorably; he is no
novice in the field to which his char
aeter and claims have raised him and
he win lift the reins Of government
with praeficed hand and the warrant
and assurance Of being trained to its
last and gravest demand. He has been
50 long in immediate and familiar
touch with the very presidency itself,
that neither he nor the people need
fear nor hesitate for an instant as
to the successful issue Of his incum-
bency of the great post.
His friend and predecessor, Theo-
dore Roosevelt, hewing to the sim
pie, straightforward line of being "a
decent President for decent Peo-
ple,h leaves the Capitol before the in
auguration Of Mr.. Taft, and walks
to the depot" escorted by thousand
Of his fellow New Workers, so that
al the honors of the day shall fall,
undivided, to the man to whom they
belong. This is just like Mr.. Roose-
tvle, and an apt illustration OF his di-
rect thoughtfulness for others. He
was too much Of a man to mix his
own popularity in with the acclaim
that belonged honestly to another.
He has been just that sort Of man
from the instant Of his elevation to
the great Office, and it is one of the
attributes for which the people love
him.
He goes out Of Office with the de-
voted admiration and confidence Of
the American people, just as Mr.. Taft
comes into power, fortified with the
same ardent good will: A condition
of affairs that must work for the uni
versal success and up-lift Of the coun-
try. 1t is seldom indeed that two men
exchange this magnificent trust on
such equal terms and status, and the
parallel has its own true and far
reaching significance.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05
HIGH-O-ME
HIGH-O-ME
That's the Way to Pronounce Hyo
mel, the Money-Back Catarrh
Cure.

AS doubt exists in the minds OF
many readers of the Astorian let US
say that the above is the proper pro-
nunciation OF Americas most won
derful catarrh cure. T. r. Laurin is
the agent for Hyomei in Astoria
and he will sell you an inhaler, a
bottle of Hyomei, and full instruc-
tons for use, for only 81.
And if it fails to cure acute or
chronic catarrh, asthma, bronchitis,
Group, hay fever or coughs and colds,
he will give you your money back.
The person who suffers from catarrh
after such an offer as that, must like
to snuffle, spit and wheeze, and be
generally disgusting.
Read what Mr. G. +. Lowe says:
81 have used Hyomei for case Of
nasal catarrh which had bothered me
for long time, l can say that
Hyomei killed the germs Of the dis
ease and gave me the much sought
and needed relief. From this exper.
ience | know Hyomei to be reliable
remedy, and l give it the praise and
recommendation that il deserves. p
G. F. olive, R. F. D. No. 7, Allegan,
Mich, September 70, 1908.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05

The people have always the final
and effective right and power of put
ting those men and things and bust
.nesses that continually offend and
transgress, down and out, by the inn
placable laws Of custer, recall, pro-
hibition and public option. This i'm
mense fact seems to be forgotten, as
a general thing and is adverted to
here, and now, as a friendly sugges-
ton to those whose memories are
failing theml.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05
aportland. Eehrnary Is, l90q.

Portland, February q, IVY
while the Columbia was closed
from March ist to May LIST, nothing
was done towards closing the VIII
llamette and Clackamas, Under the
present law. 6shing is permitted in
the Willamette and Claekamas until
March 18th, noon, when close sea.
SON OF thirty (sO) days begins, end
ling on April 18th, noon, This per
mits the taking OF salmon in these
streams for fifteen ClS) days, from
April 18th to May lst, whilst the CO.
lumbia is closed. There is not much
use protecting the salmon in the
Columbia unless they are given the
same protection after they reach the
Willamette and Clackamas, and |
would respectfully urge that you, as
the Board Of Fish Commissioners,
use the power given you in Section
4l06 of Bellinger aud Cotton's An
notated Codes and Statutes, as am.
ended by the laws of 1901, and close
both the streams to conform with
the Columbia.
During the month, appointed f.
B. Hayden as master OF the patrol
beat Astoria Astoria to 6ll the va
caney caused by the resignation OF
the former master, r. Z. Voeth.
"On February 9th, ! appointed
VIM. A. Paulsen, Of Astoria, to act
as special water bailiff on the Colum
bia river, during the closed season,
beginning March LIST. Mr.. Paulsen
viii act in the above capacity under
the supervision OF State Water Bailift
w. A, Mack,
AThe legislature made it possible
for me to carry on our hatchery work
on the coast streams by an appropria-
ton OF $4,000 for that purpose. They
also appropriated $4,000 to be used
in building a Central Hatchery Sta
tion on the Columbia river. | have
not fully decided as yet where this
hatchery viii be located, but at the
earliest opportunity will select
suitable site-this with the aid of
one Of the United States government
experts An appropriation of $1,000
was also provided for the purpose Of
killing seals and sea lions at the
mouth OF the Columbia river. This
work will be taken up at once.
Arrests and prosecutions during
the month for violation of the fishing
laws have been as follows:
District No. /.
Information was filed by Deputy
Brown, in the Portland JUS
tice court against a Mr.. Mason for
dealing in smelt without the proper
license.
Deputy Game Warden J. L. Green
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-03-05

mean better, healthier, happier peo-
pie 1t has been proved, however,
that all medicines are not adulterated
and worthless any more than are all
food products.
The wheat has been sifted from
the chaff, and such medicines as
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, which is made from roots and
herbs and complies with all condi-
tions Of the Pure Food and Drugs
Law, will continue to hold its place
as the standard American remedy
for female ills.