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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-01
BUTTER AND EGGS.l

nuttcr - Creamelf.s extra. &2tac;
iirsts. 20 ~, dairy butter. 2fr, packing
sioc K 80 = lh
EggS-l rsS.l current receipts caSeS
Included, gu. Receipts Tuesdey, @ls
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M A r | n E
Detroit.

Dr-p0r- w 40 I'm Tuscarora.
, - ~ Nontav I. a. Hanna. s4V. tug
So, Tnhhirs WIN Er4ke Romeo.
80 ap-'yr. r1i.ss-,g 81. Keere.
: 60 Tas,ali, AlpraA OF. 81
49, 30. C;ar.bfr
ha' - "a - ra-t.r .t m
S..t'.,t,,-,,,r JI.rr- smith "a. N.tti-
-, NJ Ipe,rt fuhert. ans frort-e
49,, ,,,s,rr css-t- Reoaa- So.
- orir.., N.cfe.1n.
So, 9e arsr ~ 0x..lt. tf Ell
Doyrr No. 10 War~iuer. h p
~, a. M NToraa& Jenkins.
ma. re,ru p ~. N4rIpos1
-, ta,. : .r. 10. pr,urat1r. 3D.
-. -. r',,,,.,...~ ,.f- \-.r.y...Ia -.
n: -. Tarnna .t- %rauzp
- para na-r, UalsWsro. 2a a..
- '' ..et. 49,. -,
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PRODUCE.

IN thr way OF p-ices TO report ms
wornlng Receipts % poultry were
fairly liberia. AMI while dealers fallel
70 cleau up on the early ran. there was
TdTr rT--TI7rTT-t Ut TTvC stock f---T--f-t-t
poultry is little slow. The butt'r
market was up a cent. following the
lead 81 tAc Etgin market. Eggs are
uncu sppgcd as 90 price. but holders Of
summer packed stock are WORKING 4;
OF as fast ~ possible. Very few dress
20 calves and hogs are coming in thc
rerke being largely nominal. Stocks
OF potatoes are slowly cleaning VIC ti~
ton~ of thc market being perhaps "a
riGe nrru~r. Tie uarket s. ful' 90 i0'v
grade a4ptcs. Vilch aIe Very hard 70
move at any price.
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q. S. GOVT BONDS.

Bond quotations. furnished ~ Hay
den. stone x Co. HOLLIS Gr.swola s..
Ria A :
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CHICAGO .Nov 30 Wheat opened
m ioWnr Tor N1y "a =. lower
sf5r Pee oHe-'ugs small bat Support
was poor unti on a sharp de- .}ae pit
traders took mold Corn opened lower
win .rfdsuces ~ increasing i.qui'sa
t|0n .u r-e oats easier t|i around.
bt.- .qllliatiou ~ on 10 moderate
WAY affecting tte entire market Pro-
Visions opened lower pu, free ard gen
..r.tI selling Us longs dAo have been
taking profits
Noon Wheat. after the opening dp.
r,ugtaened and more tnan recovered
loss corn and oats were 4u-
anzrI 90 off
SIS t-at gtosrJi strutrG asd higher all
er.4uI Conn ia sympathy oats. up-
Damaged - e up Nav p0tk Hud lard
mped sharply and. closed weak
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LOCAL STOCKS.
Fin ncIal.

Quotations furnished by Lewis G.
Ciort0n. 10. iil3 Majestic building,
Nov so 1909.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-01
NEW YORK COTTON.

Cotton prices. furnished by Hayden
stone X Co.. Opening
49, N
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-01
Grape rruH-sS.55Q4 box
Hickory Nuts-New. 81 50a1.7j bu.
laime---si n l.2j per 100.
Is-mcn--Callfornia s55Oqs box.

hushrOOms--bu "a DOC 10.
Ornngcs--Caii fornla uaveis t325n
$50 box; Floridas. S2.50N2 .15 box.
Onious-M ichtgan. 30 n 60c bu, new
spanish, Sl.4U per crate.
OiIs-Raw iiusccd. Sac. boiled lin
seed. 60 cal. ltss per cent for cash
ia 30 days. diamond headlight kero-
Sene 3izc. turpcntlne, ia haErcl lots.
62c gal
Pop torn-!ra-s. al &C n
Pro, i-ions-Ness pork. S25. family
pork. So. medium clear $50 smoked
hams. lfiac. dry saltod briskets isc:
shoulders - c.- Pttnic hams. l212c.
bacon. 1915 = lic. iard IN heroes. liac
4.,ttir r'fut.,rca. l5iac 10
Finrappirs-t "a - doz.
PouItr! Hens. 12ui3c 10: springs
l3'tl g. lb geese ia re no.. ducks
SO ,,Ifi1r 10. turkeys. yOung. iaN iGc
10. dressed hrns. $50 isc no. springs
1870 ff4t 10 geese. ftl2c 10, ducks
-, .o. Turkeys. tbd &c 10
Potntocs-tar lots. bulk, 30 q Soc bu,
bags 3efI3NC.
Quinc. 49, 30 n IS bfs-
Hsbbits--sl 15T2 doz
sweet potatocs-Jereoys 81 IS crate;
r--bbf. Nireinias. ,5c bu: 1915 Dbl
Sugar--G4--it-lldn nlyuocs s. A. Ia ale
TABLETS. 500; cut loaf $3.50. cubes
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s5s1. XNXN powdered. Sos. standard
roydrrra $3.50 granulated. extra
toarsc. s. So granulated. fine. m bulk.
granLIaItd In 2j-lb cotton bags
$50 Michigan granulated, 50 70, dIa-
uoud A. g. 50. cOufectioners' n. 81. 80;
No !. $50. 40 .. 50 30. No. 3. 50;
No T. $500 No 8. s525 No s, 500;
No : S515 No > s5ICi No. 9, 500;
No 10. 81 No II. si95 No. Il. $3.50;
10. IL. s. 50; No "a. sass No. 10, $iS5
non loo ll1
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GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.


DETROIT Nov 3o Close lie
bears rgura that present conditions are
more u their favor than az auy pre-
viosS time ia the pas, month Ar~eU-
cause weakness and derllu" in Liver
pool W1lch bias som" continental effect
~ cas-. in III" American na rkefS Gle
though iA~ h.iis hold tAat iorciKn COM
.ditlors DO not figure this year ~ home
th- h.arish features are NpiFN receipts
VerH -H trading deCreaz" iu mNllHE
rsno~t THAT some ~ Sac * NInue'p
IS mills are ou tAe point ~ N4t'r<
q NJ The visible Supply NaQ noI-
.iat. increase some ~ tine biggest
w~r and bears az" airald iafmefs
VIII quit SELLING As SOON q : prices -d"-
cline. Tho last day Of ti' month
h~l4g ht.eSOW@ excitement 10 tEe l'rt.
deal In Cg-grago }t declined and later
covered On Detroit trading was
e. and the early market weak
Letter some strength came Cash closed
-r ansed May &c higher and July
Wheat quotations. Cash and Dec No.
trd 81 90 Nav opened VIII q Joss of
AZ Si.-2t. declined 90 s. - and 4u-
tanced % sle3 J,Jy opened sIois
declined 20 e 81 :. and advanced 20
81 y4is ~ white I, 20
coarse grtIu uaot3tiHuS. Corn cash
E1. tur ~ white. .,ar at 80 p D..
SO .Ior t4r ms ST. go. az ST . o..
3 az hIr. 40 yellow Gag 80 60il 70,
az SOS. ~ 5sc OATS standard.
car 81 fGe. W whl;e. car ~ 49,.
ate~ ~ eo asked B-e- cas- "
,nr ar 20 BeanS cash s-0j asked.
Dec se1t asked llov"rs@e3 Prime
at $50 sample 81 rags AZ s. % at
sos prime aisiNe SO. sample a..
.r bags az at e.
Wheat r.r. .p'> TloFder Nnneapo-
lis 500 ears. against PIC year agn
pHistr 5'@ oars asaits. 'f- Ee1~
ago WIr7'yeE 5if cars against g
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lnsIustrfnIs.

American Lumber Co.....2.oTis -.
l. ~ g. Navigation Co af
Dfroit Edison Illu Co... - a0i1
Detroit Creamery co. 80. lJ%
Iron silver Mining noe - 2.15
Mich. sugar co. pre-. ... sIit
10, common ........,. S9ia $50.
Nelson. Baker & Co... 49,. ga
lola Rt' Cement NIP pref - -. :. 2a4
10. common ....-... .. ... ~
Men state Tele.. common go. 100
Parkc. Davis ~ Co.. 95
Wolverine Portland CEN. ga
c IA Ritter .......... 12Q l25
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app,es-5oca;r per ou ,.sogs bel

-l.f1 tti Att't iiNt4f me- o. i'fl. w. iFN
slaGe a.pteS "a it.eh are very hard 70
move at any price
.rp,es-5oca;i pe, on: ,'5og2 hbl;
Henrs-Drlel Lima. 5 &c ID.
Saabngc-sl pen Dbl.
tarIiaov cr--si - per doz
Ceirry--ffOmc- grown. 30u35c doz
Cbeesc--N .ch gan tuU cream. NC.
York-state, lsc, ljmhurger. lie. brick
cream. lSc. Schweitzor fancy. Gle 10
CoTee-Package coffee, sl4.e6-l7.50
California Frui,s-Pesrs s2J0&2 per
box. grapes. 3o4 i-15 box
thcstuut--l2u &c ~
cranberric-;s.25q25 50 bu. $500
pats.-Persiens. Ga ate. Fardi. 9g
Dressed CaIyes-Fancy llaI2c.
Dressed nos--Lght 9aloc. heavy.
rIss-Tmported. new. Hale ID. cal
Fiour--Mlchigau patents ia wood.
s6l5, second patents $3.50. straight.
$50. clear $3.50. rye hoIr. si65 bill
course s. co PD1i ss7: cof 4" ana ' oat
chop. $500 coarse middHngs $500.
NM middiings. So ton
Finan nnddies--g u 9I2c 10
Fresh Nrgetabies-C'ucumb hot
house. 75c--Si - doz, lettuce. not
house sni0c 10 radishes, not house.
soc bG rutabagas 3Og4oc' Hubbard
squash. 1Hc 10. California tomatoes. So
"a 20 per 4-basket crate, dollhouse to-
matUes zoo 10.
Grnpes-Concords. 4-lb. i9c. Cataw-
bas lib. 12al3c; Malagas. .3.75QJ
Dbl,
Grnpe FruA-s3.7j4 box
Hooey-Fancy white. 10 n14c lb .m-
Der. lOftfic, extracted snsjac It,
Uay-Detroit shippers are paying the
following prices for baled hay In ear
fgf H. rf.lf fV-n 80
sl441f So No. p si3di3.50; clover. si3
n ~ 80, we straw. So $50. wheat and
oat straw. s6.50Q ton.
HIdcs-%0 cured. 13iac: No 2
cured. l2iac. No green. lie: No.
green. IQc kip cured. No. !. 1fIzc. NO
2. T3c. Kip green. No. !, 13c. No. 2.
llisc, calf green. ~. !. lic. No. :,
15tRc. horse hides. No. /. 81 so, No 2.
$3.50. sheep SKINS, as To wool, 5Ocg
81 80.
Evening star., 1909-06-20
The Hotel Clerk Makes Passes al the Modern Manly Art


wine; private secretaries nearest friends,
financial hackers. diamond brokers,
chauffeurs, dressers. Wallets. gem polishers
and stuff and things and truck. One of
the valiant battlers can readily be recog-
nized by reason of his wearing por-
tions of his makeup. a high hat with a
pair of buckskin gloves with the fingers
sticking out of the upper breast pocket
The other is equally distinctive in
green velvet wastcoat with ice water.
man Sleeping Car Company. cigar about
as big around as little coored boys
les and a diamond horseshoe pin that
makes his chest look like the entrance to
the fairy grotto in the third act.
spend the first few hours calling each
other many hard names and speaking
devotional exercises the two interest ID
parties settle back in dignity one strok-
ing his high hat to hear it purr and The
other occasionally taking out a silk hand
kerchief and rubbing off the front of his
show case, while the lesser satellites at
tend to the rough stuff. Has your man
Evening star., 1909-06-20

noon of the fight at 2S4 pounds or what
ever weight he fought at when he was
doing so, there'll still be the financial
end of it to arrange. and that would take
I should say. anywhere from twelve to
fourteen years BY the time all the pa
pers were signed and the purse prop
erly split. and the gate receipts arranged
for, and the picture privileges disposed of
Jeff would be ready to enter the ring
in rolling chair accompanied by a dele
cation of his felloW-inmates from the
California State Home fer Aged and De-
cayed Gents, while his present challenger
wouldn't need any makeup on to give
a correct imitation of Old Black Joe at
the age of eighty-two
1T wasn't like this in the middle ages.
when ] was boy. In that medieval
period old John l.. was going around
packing an abrupt sleeping potion in each
hand. 1t wouldn't have been necessary
for him to take off weight to meet col
ored person by the name of Johnson. IL
he felt like taking off any weight, he'd
Evening star., 1909-06-20

ed through the ropes, challenged the win
ner and was thrown out by the police.
Cops in those days got SO they could put
One-Eyed Connolly almost as far as a
Yarvard field day athlete can put the
sixteen-pound hammer which is seven
feet four and one-half inches.
But after awhile an insidious change
began to creep into the game. Mr.. Phila-
delphia John Hagan, hailing from the
city above named, changed himself to
O'Bren and began using a heliotrope
scent that had been very highly recon-
mcnded to him by james HaZen Hyde.
james j. Corbett bought dress suit and
went on the stage as trainer and owner
of performing search light that was
remarkable for it's accuracy and fidelity.
Mr.. Kid Mccoy got married from time
to time and took to wearing so many
diamonds that he looked like the Vene-
tian Glass Blowers Troupe taking home
their samples Even rugged old Ro-
berto, the Fitz made the painful dis
covery that while freckles didn't seriously
interfere with the calling of being cham
pion of the world unless driven so far
into the system as to bring on blood
poison. still at the same time it was
almost impossible to be a successful lead
ing man with a complexion like the back
end of a shooting gallery. He got
knocked out and began writing on in re-
gard to face lotions the same week.
1 don't read the Clipper.
"And just let us contemplate the scene
that Is presented, Larry, when two Of
the leading opponents of the manly art
of self-pretense, as the poet puts 1T, get
together these times to complete the
necessary preliminaries for battle for
suitable date. ten or twenty years from
now. unless postponed on account of the
weather being unfavprable to the picture
films. Let us just contemplate that scene,
/ ask you, and then burst into mufhed
sobs. When Sullivan was in his prime
they could frame all the details while the
fighter was getting his undershirt off over
his head and have the papers ready as he
was splitting on his hands before draw
ing on the gloves. But now it's in the
nature of rites and ceremonials. 1t may
take weeks or months; it's bound 10
take days.
Each principal is accompanied to the
place or consultation by his official house
hold staff including managers. assistant
managers, deputy assistant managers
librettists. several kinds of agents IN
cluding press. purchasing, booking and
Evening star., 1909-06-20

Iayigne amounted practically to the
same thing as climbing up on the operat-
ing table. putting the nose under the
chloroform funnel and inhaling deeply.
No matter how Camembert a burlesque
comedian was, he could be sure of a
friendly hand by coming down to the
footlights at the finish of his turn and
saying. but after ALL gents there never
wuz one of EN- ekil to old Nonparelled
Jack Dempsey Loud cheers. And sturdy
Tom Sharkey was there with his full
rugged chest and his burglar-proof jaw
and the umlaut over the eye. And Honest
Peter Maher with the family entrance,
side-door ear and the subway nose. And
stalwart Jake Kilrain with the blue print
face and the time-exposure mind. A
hardy bunch of plasterers and lathers, all
of them Larry. take it from me. they
were There was many a coming cham
pion that those fellows detained for quite
some time.
''.rhe Human Side of Neat and the Liv-
ing Bar of Pig would be matched up
Evening star., 1909-06-20

"So-ha." he says. Straight befront of
US are one-mile stretched with straight
speedway. Now we shall get some JOY
from this motoring
Pushes by gasolene-whoof.. Already
my derby hat & spectacles Is blown ou..
With one hand I clutch-on to my hair, 81
that this also will not depart by wind.
With other hand I make crab-pinch to
seat & permit my intellect to vanish.
Cannon-ball feelings of entire digestion.
l close my eyes because l can see better
that way. In 4O-seconds by clock time
that mile of smooth-way road have been
entirely removed. and 1 was glad TO see
it gone.
The Car are then gradually appeased
by Nishi who command it to stop near
roadside saloon.
I'VE was going to some extent" he
announce for Information.
Il suspected maybe-so it was" are deep
sob from me.
Let us enter this saloon for slight
Hhisky-ceremony." say Nishi / do SO,
thank you, because my soul require some
medicine to smooth it down.
set to table by Hon. Nishi & whisky
Evening star., 1909-06-20

ever licked anybody since his younger
brother moved west on account of his
lungs? inquired one manager NO. saws
the other manager, but he has fifty-five
weeks booked solid in vaudeville at
thousand week. What can your man
show Three divorces. four supple
mentary proceedings, one Knockout of a
Swiss waiter and a signed letter from
Theodore Roosevelt SAYS the first man.
ager, with pride and promptness
But they don't waste much time with
past performances. It's present bank
accounts that figure most prominently
In their deliberations-tliat and cutting up
the purse and making the side bet. which
is mostly mental arithmetic, and dividing
the gate receipts and figurin- out the
gross and net on the picture privilege
By this time autumn has passed and win
ter has come, and it's time to go to Palm
Beach and they postpone the other
minor details until next summer
And then wot?" asked the House De-
tective. ''or is that all?''
'oh, by no means" said the Hotel
Clerk. .'and then the match falls through
because one of the brawny brutes dis
covers that the other has deceived him
regarding his rating in Bradstreet's."
Evening star., 1909-06-20

expensive when in motion filed with
Vanderbults.
2-The White Steamboat are a Ameri-
can-raised car with large bird-cage in
front.
3-The Hard-Pan are a French-speak
ing car with a sloping roof on the front
porch.
4-The Reno are likewise French. but It
got kind face like porpoise with brass
teeth.
5-The Locomubble go very fast when
pursued & are a fine tree-climber.
6-The Placard have stealthy dsposi
ton & yellow legs.
Hon. Nishi would gladly told me more
about the habits home-life of ottomo-
biles; but l were nervus to go away be-
cause Hon Waiter kept cluttering around
with expression of wishful hope that
would buy something So soonly we was
off in roadway again pushing away
miles in confusion of dust & honks.
When approach 10 Market Street.
Hon. Nishi persuade the Otto to go more
gingerish.
Are 1t true you are completely void of
any variety of fear?" l ask 1t with what
breath ] can use up
Completely So" he relapse with mod
esty. "To be a CHATTER persons must
be accustomed to look Death in : The
teeth; So what could he fear from mere
human manSo'
l were admiring this fearus super-gen-
tleman who was not scarf of nothing
when-of suddenly. by street-corner one
Hon. Police make hop-out with bounds
"Stop-it your Carr he dib.
tObedient stops by Hon. Nishi)
How many times l told you about
carelus manner you twist the handle
crank of Hon. Machine to danger life &
linn of passengers on sidewalk? l waGn
Evening star., 1909-06-20

dals: but you merely set around with
absent-mind expression awaiting for
chanst to mention something. Of finally
Hon. Naybor find he must be polite or
CO. so he ask to know, How are Dearie
behaving itself today?" Immediate brite
expression for your face. Thank you.
Dearies are quite well.'' you blow out,
with excepting OF slight knocking in
engine & bursted cylander which will
soon get fixed and it can still pass every
person on the road but can't do today
because of 1 punctuated tires" And if
Hon. Naybor are a true friend he will
observe that YOU are beginning to en-
joy his visit.
] got very motoring mind today be-
cause / just rode in one You are re-
aucsted to imagine my surprise
This am. while standing by curb with
toothpick, American custom, suddenly
Evening star., 1909-06-20

Hon. Death riding on wheels and decorat-
ed with red paint come booing round
corner snoring loud wads of smoke and
low. 1 was collided from behind by a
blow which caused my footprints to seek
such attitudes that arrived down on my
brain.
II YOU was ever overlook by Otto
mobile you will understand them simp-
toms l mention.
Silence follow for me & cease-to-t think.
Soonly I arrive sensible again; but did
not burst ope my eyes because 1 might
be dead & regret 1t.
DO you enjoy great injury?" require
a Voice at my ear in Japanese
Where am I located?" are first ques-
ton for me, because it are correct to
say that when coming to-
You are safe in my ottomoble," say
same Voice in calmly manner
Are anybody safe In a ottomobile?
are next question / take.
Blushing silence from that Hon. Voice
l peek slightly through my eyes, & be-
holt. 1 are in front seat of hui red
tour-car of angry appearance, & next
by me set G. Washida Nishi. Japanese
coachman for ottomobiles I am very
much pride to be there. l forget my
wounds for enjoyment. There 1 were
looking quite natural e. setting in chum-
bly, companionship with actual CHATTER
to include gogged spectacles and beast
skin overcoat of enormous plumage.
This must be too much pride for poor
Japanese Schooboy.
Thus are humbel persons oft by .axi-
dent, tossed in company of richness &
high quality.
With fierce expressions of Gen. Prince
Oyama this Hon. Nishi clasp pilotwheel
with elbow, press clicker with thumb
Evening star., 1909-06-20

Il am discouraged already" l reverse.
What you did to give you such sudden
riz to be famous?'
Il firstly work in livery stable Of Ba-
ron Motomatsu, samurai & sugar mer-
chant. Here l begin life by being poor
lazy. BY ernest effort in this direction
1 gain confidence of my employer & was
promoted up from time to time until, of
finally. get complete control Of his tour
car and have been there every since.
loved & suspected by all who know me"
There are a great moral lesson to be
cleaned up from this motter.
Patient expression from G. ". Nishi
Lesson are: Begin life by being poor
& lazy and you will have great distance
to rize up l say for wise remark.
High jobs of great success is nice. but
they is oftenly squashed down by con-
siderable responsibility" gear-up G. w.
for crumpled forehead
What must persons learn-do to make
a complete chaffer?" are queery | ask-it
"A complete CHATTER much know slight
y some thing about the inside stummick
of a ottomobile so he can talk the Ian
suage. When broke-down occur Hon.
Boss require, What are cause-it?' Hon.
Chatter much open cover-lid of enginery,
coyly peek inside. Ol-cups is dripping,
into feed -box-new ones would cost SIC
lie might say. or something else inteli-
gent. When Hon. Car travel with morbid
might require, What makes the machin-
cry lament so?' So Hon. CHATTER must
again got out & look worried into in
terror digestion of Hon. Car. OF finally
he must say with voice, 'Speed-gears has
all came loose & got bound around inner
tubes. This will cost $40 for a new one.
quiring questions, because it always cost
him some more money"
''All animals comes in different breeds $"
] negotiate to Hon. Nishi. This are es-
pecially true of dogs. Do automobiles
also come in sorted kinds?"
Somewhat slightly" kindly explain
this noted man. "Ottomobiles arrives in
elaborate varieties any very wise persons
can tell them apart by looking at them
! stand CAST with otter beswitchment at
such wisedom.
Tell me ear-marks of a few brands, :
/ pleed. So Nishi give me following
statistic about 8 brands of automobiles.
1.-The Mercy d. arc German-spea king
motor of kind disposition. 1t look very
Evening star., 1909-06-20

rate we are going We should never reach
nowhere
Are we not progressing some?' ] ask
with clutches to seat.
Merely forty miles per hour" he alb
sorb Should we meet straightway
stretch of road might be able to sim
sleup to slight speed
U make a Shinto prayer foS continua
ton Of wisgly roads.)
Pretty soonly Hon. Nishi show signs
of kindness.
Evening star., 1909-06-20

drunk are obtained from waiter. I admire
to see this great Gas Driver throw 25c
carelusly away for this refreshments 4
DC extra for Hon. Waiter to tip himself
with Formerly l have admired Hon.
Napoleon. but l have no room to do SO
now, thank you. because Hon. Nish are
SO much grander.
Exalted Mr.. Sir" / blow out whom
Hon. Whisky have ceased hurting my
voice, please to tell me % or 80 histor-
ickal facts about yourself"
Evening star., 1909-06-20

& kick golden handles with foot. Rores
from Hon. Machinery Deep breathing
by Hon. Ottomobile, and of suddenly-we
are vending away.
Hon. Mr.. Sir, where are we intend
ing to go?" l quizz with sorted emo
tions.
"Chaffers is not required to answer
fooly questions unless they feel So are
snib from Hon. Nishi while ottomo bile
makes carelus curve around corner
BY this time we are two miles away &
l do not care. Thick dust winds. Hon.
Nishi keep firm eye forward & chew
gum with goggles. We are now in rural
suburbs. can tell this by green streaks
which go booling past. Occasionally we
break through villages l suspect they
are there by American curses from in
distinct nhabitants.
Have we arrived to Chicago yet?" 1
ask for nervus teeth Il should like to
know when we do. because l got a cousin
there in the tobacco business
Harsh smiles from Nishi
We are still approximately in San
Francisco, he spark up. AT such slow