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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03

Out OF the jungle comes the pro-
nunicamento of Editor Roosevelt as 70
the qualifications OF both the desirable
and the undesirable citizen.
Mr.. Roosevelt has tuld us the same
thing beforc-ofteu He plays a mum
Der OF Instruments. but on all al them
but one tune Whether he sends on
the bugle blast OF white house mes
sage or tOoties Oh the penny whistle
OF an absentee editor. Mr. Roosevelt ;
tune always has the motif OF decenty
and good citizenship.
So In this last utterance We are as
sured that citizens are not 10 be con
demred because they are rich. or be
cause OF their prominence. or because
of their poverty.
The good citizen is man OF good
conduct
The bad citizen is a man Of bad
conduct
That is all there is 20 ito
So saith our beloved Teddy.
Selah'
But let's look into this matter OF
good and bad little-and an old story
will open some OF our eyes.
10 the tent Oh btu'Hti 'i'PN y
traveller. hungry. naked, and bereft OF
both camels and horses.
The Bedouin took MIN in, received
from his hands a packet OF gold and
Jewels for safe keeping. clothed, fed
and cared for him for many days, and
when caravan came by from which
the stranger bought camels. horses
and weapons, the Bedouin restored to
his guest his treasures. won't with him
half q days journey, and dismissed
him earnestly and piously, calling
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
MOST ANYTHING

the actor. smoked % a day. while Ten
nyson had 200 clay pipes and smoked
them ali.
Some people are never troubled
with brain fag There's a reason.
The man who knows it all is usually
easy money for a clever woman. II
doesn't take other men long to size
him mp. either.
College oarsmen reported suffering
with the heat in the practice trips.
Why not put air-cooled motors in the
racing shells?
In the last half century Japan has
had 27.000 earthquakes.
Grilled grasshoppers on butter I'd
toast Is the latest Partisan novelty.
Sounds fine. but most of us will pre-
fer the good old bacon an.
Twenty million shooting stars fall
on the earth's surface daily.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03

/ things may be all right financially, but
| they are not heroic No boy Will ever
dream OF success in those matters AS
of the Old style piracy.
Alas That's why romance has gone
our OF the big business OF the day! TX
/ is often merely the struggles If ruf'
/ fans with clubs 10 get az the cofhn
I handles and the corpses' pennies
; Senator Beveridge. OF Indiana told
us the other day about the way the
! tobacco trust has SAT dragged com
/ petition. and exploited the after din
ner smoke and chew. until II has put
! Captain Kidd out OF the running TO
/ the tune of s3l 100000 OF actual gain
/ in capitalization in six years. All
criminal. probably, but when
thing is as profitable as that, what
prosecution Is TO drive men out or II
half As fast as they swarm in? Not
that any have swarmed in. The pros
ecutions Of the government have not
even scared the fellows already in
They reVel in the threats OF the law.
We put tax ON tobacco TO get
money To fieht Spain. After the war
We took It of The tobacco trust for
cot 10 take the tax out OF their prices,
and have gone on in pure absence OF
mind collecting that tax and pocketihg
II ever since Fine business. And SO
much like the blind man deal. too,
We GET "a nice little reyenue-s5O.-
GOO 600 year-out of tobacco. But
II We handled Il as II is handled in
Japan We should get six times as
much How do they handle It? They
make il a government monopoly. They
pay The growers government price.
make the tobacco. sell IL 90 all tho
world. and make good revenue out
OF IT,
Oh YOU say. that's socialism,
Well. suppose it is II is the tobac-
co policy OF Costa Rica. France. Por'
tugah Italy. Spain, Austria. Turkey.
Roumania and Japan. Is II any mors
monopohstic than the trust? And
which is best, 10 make profits ior the
trust or the people?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
Police Should Not
Blame Commissioner
Mr.. CrouI Did Not Make the Rules
Of His Department Any More
That He Did the Laws
Of the State.

pinarian have occasion blame the
He simply enforcing the rules governing
In the Office when he took it.
Commissioner COu did realizes that he
was appointed to enforce Them and that officer his
intent to do.
From this fact the good citizenship Detroit
written laws obeed because they hope
Tor better order OF things result of the change police
There laws of the ignored in this city II
will because police commissioners of the interpreted opposed
by public sentiment.
One OF those laws escbes the hours and days when
and not be open for business
matters not what public sentiment regard
the statute books the police manual when
the commissioner took hold.
Fit not good law and not fitted the majority commissioner
ask those who its enforcement why that
law and surely be blamed anyone put the state
rules governing the saloons before his superintendent for
he did the laws governing the o. department
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03

sea
milk?
all o. the white house
Does o
converts the
nto m n
Do know ne
is Ooley Cow
that's her
She is Mooley
Cen C0rbin he % Ira
wh M an
Mooley Oey put
ne
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
Heres Hoping We
Make Good Use OF
This Column Today
The Times Sounds a Last Word Ct
Warning TO celebrators and Sus-
oests First Aid to Those WHO
Fail TO Heed II.

lave each one of its boy and girl readers
\ point himself a committee of to that end
BY Fourth Of July do that must be utterly
devoid of fireworks noise.
We Fourth that will have in toy pistols toy eannons
blank cartridges OF dynamite frecraeker
The blank cartridge will probably do injury in the next two
days any of harm whose has
altogether and whose victims fill thousands OF
graves
The toy pistol has been given deadly
pistol would appear dangerous these days than the
against the sale BOTH work dru
of life limb eyegh without the other
dynamite frecracker should find its to the hands of
parent will take good that it does not
Why pieces your celebration such
Roman candles potts. pin wheels and pieces
eye strongly appeal
ism and satisfy that which the hear and hear possibly only
Common frecrackers the opedoes
children right they viii the skin wherein
the only danger lies.
sky-rockes proper all providing they not
Of the big stick variety
The big sticks come down aAame people
FIRE to buildings
suggestions read
ers and their public general
Despite warnings year after however there those who
foolish enough let them go unheeded
Perhaps you for the advice here and in the
you physicians and
geons for your particular
purpose shoot blank cartridges and fire of dynamite fire
you clip going tell and
keep it in pocket
1t entitled First Aid o the Injured
by
a
cloth, cloth constantly
pistol wounds-Cover NOT
cartridge
anieton
pon OF blank cartridge injured
be
prevented
OF toy
tels dangerous
In addition will add for the benefit any
who does not to be warned that health
least realizes the
free, antianio injured by explosives
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
cHIRcH NOTICES.

CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN Church
corner Bates and Farmer-sts Fore
noon. 10 30. The ROYAL Law. even
ing 30 Flow Daniel Prospered.
visitors are most cordially Invited.
Marcus Scott. pastor.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03

Patriotic services VIII be held in the
Young Women's Christian association
tho Rev. ". T Jaaues. y. H.. as the
speaker.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
PRI,>BY TERRAIN.

TIE Rev. William : Jerome. or
Worthwhile. viii preach Sunday in West
Minister Presbyterian church.
The sessions OF the Bible school u
tire First Presbyterian church viii
change their character next sunday,
the school 70 meet as "a whole. There
VIII te A patriotic service IN tie
church. The orchestra 10 lead tie
Hustr Several members % me Sons
of thc American Revolution viii speak
ora Christian patriotism TIE following
sundays tle study VIII Doe on tie ltte
~ Christ. through Rho pictures OF
rlssot.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
IN THE DETROIT CHURCHES

hiss Is churches. has s.505 members. and
made net gain u Z5s In the last nine
months
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
The Truth. No Matter
Whom 1t Helps or HustA

Well. boys and girls, and mothers
and fathers. this is the last word
The Tines can have with you this
year on the question of a sane
Fourth OF July.
II the Fourth in Detroit, nearing
Monday, too, of course, is going 10
be sane. that result will be attained
through individual interest and e.
fort. and The Times would like 10
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03

Under Police Commissioner Croul
the officers at headquarters are nc
longer to be permitted to go about
coatless, and smoking on the part
of the attaches of the stations vii.
no longer be tolerated
The police heads and the patrol.
men of the department who doubt
less are looking upon the new com.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
AN OLD QUESTION ANSWERED

Father: Aren't you afraid will cough your head off
Tommy: Nav; need IL cough with
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
PLENTY OF PANACEAS.

nerer: DO you know OF remedy good for rheumatsm7
,armacist: Certainly. any ~ tbsr-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
The sane Fourth of July is coming.

The Fourth of July is coming
Each years toll of death and injury working
And orr last word OF warning this sounded nope
Of ewess fatalities and limbs lost accomplish signing
Ut the Declaration of Independence will
rational and in keeping with the spirit patriotism
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
AI'IIST

Tie Detroit As.oelaiIon Of naptist'
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-03
"a girls lily complexion aIIus willis
in tn hot sum-"

Bismarck used 10 boast that he had
smoked 100000 cigars Edwin Booth,
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
No, So BAD q, n Sounded.

In u downtown cafe two old college
friends met by chance. They had not
met before IN several years aud were
properly delighted. In the course OF
conversation one. who had been long
absent from town. bcthought him OF a
mutual friend.
Tell me-" said he. how can reach
lin. I'd like To look him up tonight"
"My boy" said the other. IL you
want to reach linn you'll have TO tcle.
phone TO ----. an undertaken on Sixth
avenue"
what, You shock me. Jim dead.
II am sorry indeed 10 hear A."
Dead: who said he was dead. He's
a friend - the undertaken and has
rooms near by. lie has no telephone.
but has an arrangement for using the
underiakcr's. rs the place Is open nc all
hours. lust telephone the undertaken
and the message viii be carried around
Ia Jim" New York Globe.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
QUEER BURIALS.
uneouth Methods OF the Nomads %
Queensland.


uneouth Methods Of the Nomads %
Queensland.
or all the modes OF burial ever prac-
ticed by creatures In the shape Of hu.
man beings the method ~ the Queens
land nomads Is certainly the most un
couth. After dryins the corpse In the
sun and knocking out its teeth for
keepsakes they deposit II on srame-
work Of rough poles and bury II under
few armfuls OF rushes aud old kan.
CARGO skins. leaving the bush wolves
to sing It's requiem.
No member Of the dead mans tribe
will settle within mile OF his grave
Tor fear Of being haunted by the spooks
making the burial place their midnight
rendezvous. The metaphysical opin
Ions OF the Australian aborigines prove
indeed that savages can be afflicted
with an abundance Of supernaturallsm
without betraying a trace Of anything
deserving the name OF religious senti,
ment.
They believe In evil spirits whlstllnc
IN the blasts Of the storm wind and try
to exercise them by splitting In the di
rcctlon Of the sky. but for the concep.
tions ~ the Deity. Of future existence
OF repentance. atonement and con.
science their language has not even n
definite word From somewhere in the
land ~ their forcfathers-ea eastern Asia
perhaps they have imported notion
family resembling the Buddhist doc
trine Of metcmpsychosis and believe
that animals may he reborn as men
and men rs human beings ~ a supe-
rior rank. London Answers.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
NOISES IN VENICE.
The Way They Crash Upon the Nsr-
NAL Quiet Of the City.

With all the water traffic aud with
not horse or cab or wagon 10
wake the echoes. the utter silence OF
Venice is the thing that first imprcsses
the traveller. Yet because there Is no
UNDERGONE OF city noises In which occa-
slonal noises may merge the Grand
canal at Venice sscms 10 the sleeper at
night the noisiest place IN the world.
for every little noise crashes Into
ones sleep. and the most wakeful
hours OF CIR six weeks IN Italy were
spent on the Grand canal Ia Venice.
The bells OF the churches probably do
not ring louder nor more frequently
than they ring IN other cities. yet be-
cause Venice is so still those bells
claug through the night like the alarm
OF continuous and ever increasing
TIRE. The bawl of loveiorn human
calf carrying home three drinks and
a throbbing heart. a noise that may be
heard by The attentive listener any
place on earth after n ocloct. IN
Venice becomes insistcnt and demo.
nlacal. The common quarrel On the
street enters the bedroom at night
with nerve racking distinctncss. aud
the morning song Of the market gar
dcner bringing his wares 90 town In
his silent boat smiies the sleeper's
ears like call 10 arms. II Macbeth
really did murder sleep. the crime was
done in Venice.
There are. OF course. considerable
acres IN Venice islands-where the
streets are paved and where commerce
goes on IN the ordinary way. except
that there are no horses or carriages
In the narrow ways. william Allen
White In Emporia Gazette.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
A GOOD REASON.
Bryan People can Tell Why 1t is So.

Bryan People can Tell Why II is SO.
Deans Kidney pills cure the cause
OF disease. and that Is why the cures
are always lasting. This remedy
strengthens and tones up the kidneys.
helping ethmto drive out OF the body
the liquid poi ons that cause baokache
and distressing kidney and urinary
complaints. Bryan people testify TO
permanent cures.
w. J. Walker. Caldwell St Bryan.
Texas. says: For some time was
compelled to rise several times at
night on account Of too frequent pas.
sages Of the kidney secretions. also
had severe pains In my back and my
energy was in such low state that
found difficulty In attending to my
daily duties. Some time ago had the
good fortune to hear Of DIAN Kidney
Ills and getting supply at Emmel &
Maloney's drug store, | began their
use. Their effect was prompt and the
results were of more satisfactory
nature than had received from any
other preparation had previously
tried. can recommend Doan's Kid.
ney Pills highly. knowing from expert
ence they are a specific for kidney
disorders"
For sale by all dealers. Price 30 cts.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. New York
sole agents for the United States
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
THIS DATE IN HISTORY.
October 8.

lSiS-John II. Reagan. statesman
born in Sewer county, Tennessee
Died In Palestine. Texas. March 9Th
1905.
iS29-Burning OF the steamboat r
X. Collins on Lake Erie resulted In
the loss OF twenl-thrce lives.
lSG2-Fedcrals. under Gen Buell.,
victorious al battle OF PcrryvIlle,
Ky.
iSG9-Franklin Pierce. fourteenth
president OF the United States. died at
Concord. \. H. Born IN Hnlsboro. y.
II. Nov. %. 1904.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
Taps Over a Soldiers Grave.

The custom OF sounding taps over n
soldiers grave originated with the
late Captain John c. Tidball. L. $. 4.
on the retirement from the peninsula
In August. 1862. Horse Battery A. Sec
ond artillery. was serving with the
rear guard. and on reaching Yorktown
one OF the cannoneers died and was
buried there. Not wishing 10 stir NJ
the enemy by firing three rounds from
the battery guns. as was customary
Captain pdball substituted the sound
Ing Of taps. lights out. which impress
i've ceremony has since been observed
at all military funerals ut the close Of
the services. -Argonaut.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08

take pleasure IN announcing 60
the ladies OF Bryan and vicinity that
I have arranged 10 represent the Alis-
'rot.Nunn Company OF Houston. In
Bryan. Orders will be taken for the
very latest IN all ladies wearables.
ndhcring strictly 70 the correct things
IA material Ia color and style Sam
pies are now ready and YOU are invi-
tod to call at my home, residence OF
T. p. Boyett. and see them All or
ders viii be appreciated and will re-
ceive prompt attention
AIRS Edna Knox,
26i Agent Mistrot- Mum Co.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
A WARNING.
DON'T Be Humbuseed With Cheap
Worthless limitations.


Worthless limitations.
Since the introduction into the Uni
ted States, the sale OF Partisan Sage
have been phenomenal This success
has led TO many limitations similar IN
name. Look out for them. they are
not the genuine See that the girl
! with the auburn hair is on every pack
age. You can always get the genuine
at Z. J. jenkins drug store
Partisan Sage is the quickest acting
and most efficient hair toiic in the
world.
It is made to conform to DR. Sanger
bonds tof Paris proven theory that
dandruff. falling hair. badness and
scalp itch are caused by germs.
Partisan Sage kills these dandruff
germs and removes all trace Of dan
druff In two weeks; II stops falling
hair and itching scalp and prevents
badness.
And remember that badness Is eau.
sed by dandruff germs. those little
hard working persistent devils that
day and night do nothing but dig in.
to the roots OF the hair and destroy
It's vitality
Partisan Sage Is dainty perfumed
hair dressing; not sticky or greasy,
and any woman who desires luxuriant
and bewiching hair can get II in two
weeks by using II.
Beware OF limitations. look for the
girl with the Auburn hair on every
package. Partisan Sage is now sold
by leading druggists all over America
and is guaranteed by +. J. jenkins
to cure dandruff. stop falling hair and
itching scalp in two weeks or money
back. Fifty cents large bottle. Made
in America by Glroux Mfg. Co, Buffa-
10. New York. who fill mail orders. all
charges prepaid.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-10-08
Happy Parents.

Disiraught Mother-And what with
these heducation bills an all, miss.
sometimes says 10 myself: "'Appy
are the parents what never 'ad any
children" says.--Iondon Bystander
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-16
COLLEGE WIDOW" LURES
YOUNG MAN FROM HOME
grandson Of Vim. Bross, Late million
aire. Disappeared From Har
ward Two Years Ago.

CHICAGO. Dec. ia college
widow caused by John Bross Lloyd,
youngest son OF the late Henry w.
Lloyd and gVandso nof the late VIII
liam IirosG millionaire and al one time
lieutenapt-Spvernor Of Illinois. In
break off family. love. leave Harvard at
the end uf his sophomore year In 1907
and disappear. according 10 testimony
given Ia court here.
Inc remarkable story was drawn
from William Bross Lloyd. millionaire
socialist and brother ~ the missing
man, ON the stand In Municipal Judge
Blake's court The climax "a. the bat
tlins Of IN" family skeleton came
when the witness said he himsxlf had
introduced the woman. who the wit
ness said lived in Boston. To- his
brother. then but 20 years old
The disappearance of the young mil
lionaiIe has hen, tUfore been mystery.
II wa5 revealed In a suit brought by
former Jadse Hiram I. Gilbert against
William lirOss Lloyd OF Winnetka. DR..
Henry u. Lloyd. Of Boston. and Dem.
Arrest Lloyd. automobile manufactures
of Boston. all brothers OF Jonn Gross
LLOYD, for $4,000. which Gilbert
claims is due for attorneys fees for
alleged services In settling the estate
Of William Bross
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-16

cV'ry three DAYS aud gettin' So many
yellow boys We got tired carrying en-,
when meets up with this here punch
er. who thought he could go some,
we was workin' TIA regular stunt,
me bein' introduced to stop Corners
In six rounds or cough up fifty. That
got a laugh cause they never can
soc how n guy built like a weather
strip can stop kid stealth candy. let
alone a real heavyweight.
This night In Butte n regular old
sour dough runs for tn stage door
when Frosty makes his spiel, He's So
anxious 10 get his lunch hooks on that
half century he forgets 10 take OF
his high heel boots. which is decorated
with two-inch spurs.
II thinks here's a soft thing sure
and when Mugs DAILY calls time |
pilcd into him like n hobo edgin up
10 a feed with no one lookin | had
II dopcd that with them boots and
spurs this guy can't move fast enough
10 get away from his feet.
lie wasn't what you'd call fast. but
he had way OF THROWN them kicks
around and scrapiug me M tn shin
an down TIA back Of tn leg occas-
ioual. Every time Id duck. or shirt.
III find him dom q windmill an one
uf them spursd rake me-
AN this guy WAS SO big that
wasn't huyin' any easy millin'. | hit
him al long range tn first round and
durin' III wait. which We cut 20 50
seconds SOS to hurry him along. him
not bein' ia good shape Frosty tells
me to get i'm close and belt him la ia
pantry So in TIA second | starts pilin'
into his middle like a bunch ~ wo-
men at bargain rush steps in
side his swings. leans nv head
AGAINST him and belts away with both
hands hit him SO fast his grunis
sounded like a gas buggy turnin' a
corner. And that cow man could just
eat punishment
II kept beatiu him In th' third and
fourt until my arms ached, an when
7 wasn't reachin into his grub room
WE duckip Thorn swings and gottin
mans scratched on my shins
In tn fft gets him with IN head
Bv this time he's settin kinder bash
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-16
I)it.O

BARRON Doc ~. 1907 Elizabeth H..
aged ~ wears. beloved daughter OF
Nj and Mrs Timothy T. Rarron. at
residence. s. \oblc-st. Time OF fu-
uerai later
BROW -bec H. Mary g. widow o.
tine latc james brown aud beloved
mother Of Prank j.. Aztec, Mabel
neral from rcsideucc. s. Brady-st,
Friday. tee. ~. at $50, and AT {"
o'clock from -. Pcter and Paul IS
cathedral Ndclaidc-st
CIEARN ERNEST beloved son OF NJ"
aud Mrs Henry y. tlcarN, aud broth
~ ~ owe CiearN. Funeral from tic
residence of mis- parents, 80 Jos cam
pau-at".. Friday q 80 q m. ana 10
our Lady of Iteip church at O'Clock.
Burial ia MI ELLIOTT,
lEIttii SON-Dec. IL 1908. at esidcnce
>GG SiNtccnth-st. William n. beloved
husband 81 Jean Ferguson Notice
Of funeral later.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-16
Kelly Plans STAG Hotel.

Bert Kelly. saloonkeeper az No. 3A3
Grand RiNerave.. has secured "a lOng
lease on the fourstory building on
the west side OF Griswoid-st. between
Michiyan,aye. and Statest. now occG-
pied hv the Harry j Dean Co. and
will convert il into a stag hotel. adj
ding two more stories. The buildiu<
ls owned by me Dean estate Kelly :
lease. II is understood. runs for 10
wears from June next. and calls fol
on annual rental OF $1,000 Every
room I'm the hotel Will be equipped
with a bath and will be frst-claSs in
cNprV respect