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Notes From OSman.

On Thursday evening a surprise party
was given at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Daniel Shanahan. A large crowd was
present and all had very enjoyable
time.
A number Of people are camping at
Pigeon Lake at present,
The farmers of this vicinity are very
busy haying.
The teachers Of this vicinity are over
their excitement now as most of them
have secured schools Miss Mary Con-
way will teach the Osman school Misses
Mary Holfeltz and Anna Pritchard are
re engaged in the Bohne district Miss
Malvina Finch has the Brady school,
Miss Alice Finch is principal and Miss
Anna Hoben assistant at School Hill,
Miss Lena Geigel has the Gallagher
school Miss Nellie Barnes has the Dun
bar school, Mr. Warren Barnes the Dan
forth school Miss Evalyn Dunbar has
been re engaged in the Dttmar school
and Miss Sophia Axley has been re.en-
gagged in the Pritchard school.
The bauns of marriage Of Miss Irene
Madigan, of Osman, and Mr. Mat Wag
ner Of School Hill were proclaimed in
church last Sunday.
Miss Margaret Shanahan and her
friend have returned to Milwaukee.
Miss Jessie Goldie is visiting relatives
in this vicinity.
Mr. Mike Taugher has been using his
rubber tired rig to good advantage
the past few Sundays.
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Notes From Meme.

Mr.. Hammer of Sheboygan Falls was
the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Mat Haucb,
last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Reinemann, Jr.,
and Miss Alma Reinemann spent Sun.
day with Mr.. and Mrs. f. Bohne and
family.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. q. Sixel were the
guests of Mr.. Sixel at Centerville last
Sunday.
Miss Gertrude Gransow of Manitowoc
is the guest Of Misses Mary and Eta
Bohne for the week.
A new dwelling house has been erect.
ed for p. De Groot
Mr.. Andrew Herr is having a silo
built
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Notes From KeIlnerSyiIle.

Miss A ma Ourada of Chicago is visit
ing with her parents in this burg
DIR. J. O. Groos and family, Misses
Catherine Walch and Emma Groos of
Escanaba, Mich, are visiting with Mr..
NJ Kellner and family.
John Pinger and Victor K liner are
Algoma visitors this week
The Kellnersville baseball team de-
feated the Denmark team at the latter
placeon Sunday last by a score of2l to 49,.
Next Sunday the team plays the White
Sox of Manitowoc at Kellnersville.
The Kellnersville baseball team wish
to announce that they are very thank
full to the editor of The Reedsville Re-
porter for the advertisement which was
published in the Reporter the last week
Of June. Itcertainly brought the Reeds
vile and Maple Grove bunch to our
game on July 4,
jerome Ledvna has left for Valpari-
so, Ind, where he will attend summer
school
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-15
Notes From MeInik.

Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Straka, Jr., of
Green Bay visited here with friends and
relatives Tuesday and Wednesday of
last week.
NJ q Julia Schenian visited at Manit-
owoc Wednesday, Of last week
Mr. John Sestak and son Wencel fin.
ished the well drilling for Anton Pech
,ast week.
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vlgor and cheerful
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become SO prevalent
that, it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys. Ifthe
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-15
Women as Well as Men arc Made Miserable
by Kidney and Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
and lessons ambition; beauty,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-15

Nd connApn
o'~
sgEss
aAA
49,
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s5Y
49,
49, .ass
60
49,
3
q "
fucv CAV nuDC
HILL OHI ! VUIIII
m vou pr,Irur ruruo
W Ioo oIIL. ."'
To convince yourself write and
ask these people.
Mrs. Fred Gusset Greenleaf,
Wis, cured of Gall Stone Collie,
after treating with the so CALL
ED LEADING doctors in the
state.
Mr.. Casper Mahlberg, New Hol-
stein. Wis. cured of rupture in ;
treatments. WITHOUT the USE
of KNIFE or LOSING a DAYS
TIME.
Mr.. Henry Koffarmes, fiilbert,
Wis. cured of ringing in ears and
Nasal Cattarh of YEARS DURA-
TJON
John Burns, Watertown, Wis,
cure of Piles of % YEARS DUR
ALTON. this was REMARK.
ABLE CURE.
Mr. Albert Tieatz. Lebanon.
Wis cured of rectal Ulcers,
VIM Norenberg Lowell Wis.
cnred of rupture WITHOUT USE
of KNIFE or OPERATION. Write
him.
Henry Redmond. Red Granite,
Wis. cured of Chronic Appendi.
citis.
DR. Goddard has been ESPE-
CIALLY SUCCESSFUL IN treat
ING Chronic Appendicitia. WITH
OFT OPERATION
Tbase names given are only n
very few of hundreds of cured
cases on file in his offices in Mil.
,.rl,ae and ara salectad hacanse
thew are people whose gratitude
for what the doctor has done for
them, prompts them to allow MIN
10 refer 10 tneil'
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child urinates too often, ifthe urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet-
ting, depend upon it, the cause of the diff
Guilty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to diseased condition of
the kidneys and bladder and not to a
habit as most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men are made miser-
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-RoOt is soon realized. 1t is sold
by druggists, III fifty
cent and one-dollar H9Fl1n1rrE
size bottles. You may :::.::ll.:s s.1E:::::.33
have sample bottle ::::::..s :~.:::::33
by mail free, also etEs|sss& ~
pamphlet telling all 5sS1<
about Swamp-R Root, Home OF swamp-Root
including many of the thousands of testi-
monial letters received from sufferers
who found Swamp-Root to be just the
remedy needed. In writing DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y, be sure and
mention this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghamton, N. Y, on every bottle.
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The reason why Ayers Hair Vigor stops
falling hair is because it first destroys the
germs which cause this trouble. After
This is done, nature soon brings about a
l9n recovery, restoring the hair and
scalp to a perfectly healthy condition.
Made by the j. c. Aver Co., Lowell, iJ-se.----
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

William G. Ureu died at his home
in this city at about one o'clock on
Saturday, afternoon, Feb. goth, in
the seventy-fourth year Of his age.
The decedent was born in Corn wall,
England. August 18th, 1885. He
came to this country when seven
years of age, and soon afterwards
came to Mineral Point. He wen,
twice to Californis. the first time by
way Of the isthmus, and the second
time across the plains. On August
9th, 1858. he vas united in marriage
to Sarah Ellen Riley, and to them
we're born five children, one Of whom
died in infancy.
Mr.. Uren was al experienced miner
and during the latter years OF his
life was employed by the Mineral
Point Zinc Company in locating ores
in various parts OF the country. He
was faithful member Of the M. X.
church and OF Mineral Point Lodge,
No. l, Free and Accepted Masons.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
Recreation Calendar

We are ~ receipt Of an unusually
attractive calender for 1909 from tho
publishers IT RECREATION, "a West
39tn ~ New York. The csleudar
is composed Of Two hesvs moun,sd "
art paper, on the smaller Of which j.
tipped an attractive picture printed
in double tone sepia, showing two
children leading q younger one INTO
the ocean; the youngsters are ac.
companied by a dog who seems ~
Interested as the boys. The picture
is entitled His First Ocean DIP.
A silk cord is used by which to hang
the calendar on the wall.
This dainty calendar is offered NJ,
a gift to any one who sends twcpn-
five cents for the March number of
RECREATION.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
Low Rate.

Second Class Col onls t
Fares, March LIST, to April
Both, to stations in Alberta,
Arizona, British Columbia,
California, Colorado, Idaho,
Mexico, Montana, Nevada,
New Mexico, Oregan, Sas-
katchewan, Texas, Ut a h q,
Washington and Wyoming.
To San Francisco, Los. An
geles, SanDiego, CAL, $34. 90
Portland, Ore, Tia C o m a f,
Wash, Seattle, and Spokane
$36. 05.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
Great Revival Closed.

One Of the best revival meetings
that has been held in Marion for
many years was brought to close
last Sunday night ct the Cumber.
land Presbyterian church. having
been in progress for three weeks.
Rev. A. o. Bsrbee, Of Greenville.
Ky, assisted the pastor, Rev W.
T. Oakley, in the meeting. Rev
Barbee's sermons we're excellent and
we're greatly appreciated by all Who
heard Thorn, regardless Of the church
sfiliation. and q large audience was
present at each service. There we're
twenty-five professions and ten ad-
ditions to the Cumberland Presby
terian church with more TO follow,
and the other churches Of the city
strengthened.
Will McChesney, Of Repton, led
the choir and the music rendered
added much to the success OF the
meeting.
Rev. Oakley and the Elders Of the
Cumberland Presbyterian church de-
sire to express their thanks TO the
people Of Marion for the assistance
and co. operation extended them dur.
ing these se. wees, and especially to
Mr.. s. M. jenkins, president OF the
MARION ELECTRIC LIGHT Il IoE Co. =,
for furnishing lights free Of charge
during the meetings.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

and was held in high esteem by al
who knew him.
Two sous and two daughters sur.
vive the father, namely William
r. Ureu, Of Waldwick Richard s.
Uren, Of Los Angeles, Cal. Mrs.
Ebet James, Of Salt Lake City,
utah Mrs. Charles Grange, OF
Mineral Point. Wisconsin.
The funeral took place Wednesday
afternoon With services at the home,
conducted by Rev. 8. A Bender.
The funeral at the grave Was under
the auspices Of Mineral Point Lodge,
No. |, +. and A. M.-lowa Demo
crat Mineral Point. Wis
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
CALL Meeting OF CRIT.
TENDEN co FE&C j or 4

Is called to meet 10 Marion, March
18th, and 18th. Let oil locals send
delegates, one for each 20 and ma.
jority fraction thereof and one at
large.
Let delegates have credentials
showing the number Of paid up mem.
bers. All are expected to have the
new pass word. Let all Locals send
the county dues to Guy Griffith at
Marion, Ky.
Every member Of the Union 10 the
county is invited to be present ms
we expect to attend Ia mncn 'mpor-
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
An Appeal.

The time Is drawing nigh for the
primary. and I an busy seeing the
people hut will not have time to zee
al. so | appeal to every Republican
in Ciittendep county To CONSIDER the
situation. 60 to the primary and vote
for me for Assessor. IL Won think
deserve the nomination, and I will
endeavor TO ever stand for the right
Yours Repeatedly
r. " THOMAS.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

This machine is adapted for dis.
tributing or spraying ANYTHING 10
the dry powder form, such as paris
green on tobacco plants. Some use
wood ashes or plaster mixed with
paris green to thin it, but usually
the pure paris green used in very
light misty spray The least am.
cunt does the cork Ii will spray
two rows At time rs fast A. the
operator can walk 1t may be ad-
just,d to any width row vide or
narrow planting. The reservoir
holds about ! quarts Of powder or
over 4 pounds OF paris green. This
buster may be operated by . man or
boy without any experience, IS the
working parts are very simple. II
is provided With an agita,or work
ing back aud forward in the reser.
voir producing constant Gov Of
po ~der which is blown out by the
fan, and has a gauge for adjusting
the amount Of power to he used.
This ia arranged so that a large or
small amount may be sprayed, which
IN many cases ~ necessary The
spraver is furnished complete as
sh own in cut with two tubes, two
noIrles, one Y. two elbows and an
adj ustable carrying strap with 50 cps
at each eud. Tho weight Of the
machine is about six pounds. Full
instructions on each buster. This
buster il nicely painted a bright red,
which makes It very neat as we'll ~
durable. Price o. each, cash with
order. THE YANKEE CO.,
Utica, n. Y, u. :. A.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
Self Fxpl,niiaPV

Mr.. \. ". Jenkins:-I wish TO
cancel the order Tor space for Hun
garisn Orchestra " II Is not too late.
I have just received . telegram that
they will not be here March 5th. l
do not know Why. Please mention
that date has been cancelled.
Yours Respectfully,
j. ?. KINo.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

tant business.
Any member seeing this notice in
the paper, will call his local presi-
dents attention to il.
The county business agent will be
present to give Information.
40 q Yours Truly.
RoBr. JOHNSON, County Pres.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
County Judge.

We are authorized to announce
B. FRANKLIN. of Levias,
=, a candidate for County
dye of Crittenden county, sub
It to the action of the Repub-
an Primary Election, to be held
lrch 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
CIRCUIT COURT CLERK.

We are authorized to announce
RUFUS ROBINSON as can
didate for Circuit Court Clerk
Subject to the action of the Re-.
publican primary election to be
held Saturday. March 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
EPWoRTH LEAGUE


Subject 1.-The Souls Bread
Leader: u. ID. Pollard
Opening Song.
Prayer, followed by song.
Scripture Lesson: John, 6. 81,
80, 33. IS 81, SO, 6s verses.
References.
Leaders address.
Open meeting for voluntary re.
SPONGE
"What Us Christ TO me-a doctrine
or q life ?"
"If CHRIST gave his life for the
worlds bread. whv 90 We hungry
and unsatis6ed ?"
Voluntary comments.
Song
Anuou ncements.
Benediction.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
ASSESSOR,

We are authorized to announce
VIM. H. ORDWAY, as a candi-
date for Assessor, subject to the
action of the Republican Primary
Election to be held Saturday,
March 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
sen DOL SUPERINTENDENT,

We are authorized to announce
F. d. STONE, as a candidate for
County Supt. of Schools. Sub
ject to the action of the Repub-
lican primary election to be held
Saturday, March, 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
THURSDAY. Mar. 4 1909.

The subscription price Of the
ITTENDEN RECORD Press is (and
been since the consolidation OF
two papers,) $l.5O per annum,
,ever, to subscribers Who renew
1909 (aud pay up all arrears We
| give the 81. 90 rate this month.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

We are authorized to announce
Robt. H. Thomas a candidate for
Assessor of Crittenden County,
Subject to the action of the
Republican Primary Election, to
be be held Saturday, March 10.
1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
JAILER.

We are authorized to announce
J. P. MORGAN, as a candidate
for Jailer. Subject to the &C.
.tion of the Republican primary
election to be held Saturday,
March 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

We are authorized to announce
Geo. W. Conyer as a candidate
for Jailer of Crittenden county,
Subject to the action of the Re-
ublican Primary Election to be
held March 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

We are authorized to announce
JOHN M. FRITTS as a candid
ate for Jailer. Subject to the
action of the Republican primary
election to be held Saturday,
March 18th, 1909.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04
HlQh Water Record Of The Ohio
River For The Past n Years.

Below will be found some interest
ing figures Of high waters OF former
yesrs. The Cleaner lie indebted to
Capt. Marion Duncan for the infor-
nation given below. The figures
we're taken from his river record, in
which he has kept . correct account
Of high waters for msuy wears.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-04

We are authorized to announce
JGENE AKRIDGE as a candid
for Jailer. Subject to the
.tion of the Republican prima-
ry election to be held Saturday.
March 18th. 1909.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-06-10
The Fifth Wheel
,cop,riEh,. by J. b. LlppIpsOu Coz
BY INA BREVoRT ROBERTS

Dinner was drawing TO n leisurely
close. A little breeze. welcome after
the heat OF tile day, came In through
the lace curtains and swayed the flow.
ers on the table. around which sat
Arkwright and his wife and their
guest, Oliver Carlton.
There were not many evenings now.
adays when Oliver was not In what
had grown to be called MIR. Cartons
place" I'm town he was always
dropping in on some pretext or other
late in the afternoon, and they had
fallen into the habit OF expecting him
10 remain TO dinner.
Here at their summer home other
guests came and went, but Carlton
stayed on, occasionally going up to
town for a few days, but always re-
turning sooner than he had intended.
That he liked to be there was scarce
ly 70 be wondered at. The Arkwrights
were a charming couple; young and
rich. besides having a delightful way
Of making their guests welcome.
As for Carlton. that young man
talkoi business with Arkwright, dis.
cussed books with his wife, and was
In many ways a pleasant person to
have about.
Mrs. Arkwright rose with the gentle
grace natural to her and moved to.
wards the door. her husband and Carl.
ton following. These two never lin.
gered at the table after she left It.
In the hail Arkwright left the others.
turning his steps in the direction OF
the library. His wifes eyes followed
rim.
Wont you come out to the garden
with us?" she asked: 1T is cooler
there"
"Yes. do come" urged Carlton: ITS
much too warm to stay In the house.
Arkwright shook his head; he had
letters to write. he gave as excuse.
Carlton and Mrs. Arkwright passed
out to the cool darkness OF the gar.
den, while the master Of the house
went into the libary, not to write,
but TO sit and think. With eyes staring
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-06-10
HARD QUESTION TO ANSWER
Simple interrogation That Put Aeeus.
Ing Professor In Rather q
Tight Place.

The following story which leaked
out Of d Yale faculty meeting is also
typical OF Waterloo" Wheeler. The
case OF a fast student was before the
faculty. Though the Yale principle is
to NEEDLE as little as possible with
the life and morals OF the. student, in.
slsting merely on the rule. keep q
good scholarship stand and be regular
in attendance. stu fragrant cases OF
misconduct are summarily disposed
of. The student in question had been
seen In the company OF n woman of
rather poor reputation and there was
a question of dismissal Lest he be
wrongfully sentenced the cautious
Prof. Ladd. the philosopher. had In
quired. Was the young man positive
ly identitied?" Oh. yes, the professor
knew the man well; there could be no
mistake about IT, Then Prof. Wheeler
looked up Quizzically. tapped his spec.
tacles against the fingers OF his left
hand, characteristic gesture, and in.
qulred: And can the professor also
positively identify the other party?'-
bohemian Magazine.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-06-10
SKIN ROUGH AS BARK.
Baby Boy Had intense itching Humor
Scratched TIL Blood Ran.
Found a Cure In cutIoura.

sour son. two years old. was afflicted
with a rash. After he suffered with
the trouble several weeks / took him
70 the doctor but II got worse. The
rash ran together and made large
blisters. The little fellow didn't want
TO do anything but scratch and VIC had
TO wrap his hands up TO keep him
from tearing the flesh open TIL the
blood would run. The itching was in.
tense. The skin on his back became
hard and rough like the bark of a
tree. He suffered intensely for about
three months. But / found a remedy
in Cuticura Soap and Cutlcura oint.
ment The result was almost mag.
icaL That was more than two years
ago and there has not been the slight.
est symptom Of 1t since he was cured.
J. w. Lauck, Yukon. Okla, Aug. 20
and Sept IL. 1905" =
ROstsF Drug = Chou. Corp SOLE Props, Boston.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-06-10
a Thought Loved You, ioO-ones."

at the light and one hand idly drum.
ming on the desk before him. OF the
pair who were in the garden-dIscuss.
ing books. he told himself with an odd
bitter smile.
There had been time when Ark.
wright was wont to Joke among their
friends about the congenlality OF his
wife's and Cartons tastes. and to pro.
test that he was growing Jealous, but
that was long ago. before his eyes
we're opened to the truth.
He wondered how long the--it had
gone on before he had found II out,
how long he had been that most pitt.
able Of human beings, the man who is
being fooled.
There was no bitterness in his heart
towards her. only deep pity and n
keen regret that he had persuaded her
to marry a man she did not love.
She had told him this quite frankly
before their marriage. but Il had not
made him afraid. In time, he was con.
fident, he would be able 20 win her
heart; such love as his must beget an
answering love, he reasoned in his
folly.
In spite Of his pain. Arkwright found
something ludicrous IN the knowledge
that Carlton had succeeded where no
had failed. he who in the outside
world was called n successful man.
while Carlton-well. there was nothing
against Carlton. but then there was
nothing TO him either, Arkwright
thought.
AS yet neither OF the pair suspected
that he knew. He had gone ON az
usual letting them, II they took the
trouble 70 think about the matter, be.
lieVe him still the fool.
He had a vague feeling that thin
pretenee of being blind was not the
straightforward course land Ark.
wright above all things had always
prided himself on being straightfor.
ward, and yet. after all. what could
he do3 What was there 10 dof
Perhaps some time in the near fu.
turs death would solve the dinlcuIty.
Arkwright hoped so and, since he
seemed 20 be u iifth wheel. that he
would be the one 10 go. which was un-
selfish OF him, when one considers
that he was well and strong and did
not want 10 die.
He did not blame Edith--such 70.
sentiment as be felt was all for Carl.
ton--b1t Il hurt him 70 have TO think
OF her aa hypocrite. why need she
have urged me 70 so to the garden 70.
mighty Why need she always 80
through the pretense Of asking mo 70
accompany tassn eyeEvwhsrel- be mns-
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-06-10
An uneonaeIous Tribute.

When his business had yielded such
profits that he began to take life more
easily and think OF retiring. Mr.. Hold.
en- endeavored to throw some good
things in the way OF a younger Arm.
How about letting Hobbs 4 Rawson
have your next consignment Of canned
noveltiesg' he suggested to one OF the
manufacturers. "TSsy are hard.work.
ing gentlemanly young fellows"
That's just the trouble" said the
manufacturer. with decided shake OF
his head. I'm no gentleman myself.
and ! don't propose to mix up nor have
any business dealIn's with gentlemen.
TIL consign my goods to you. same
as I've always done, and you can do as
you like with 'em."-Youths Com.
panion.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-06-10
1hrowInu kI,,., No, an Art.

No one needs instructions in the
hurting OF kisses. We assume that
the ladies and gentlemen clad In alb.
breviated garments in the stone age
needed none. Surely. their successors
are none the less enterprising. Throw
ing kisses and catching them, II we
be pardoned for frivollty. are natural
and involuntary arts. such as breath.
ing and walking. Experiences doesn't
matter; it's all the spirit In which
they are ojected.-Atlanta Consu-
tuition.