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Daily THOUGHT.

Foresight is very wise, but foresor-
row is very foolish; and castles are at
any rate better than dungeons In the
air.-Sir John Lubbock.
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after that he was foreman of the Pat
terson and Timberman pork house. In
the spring of 1860, he suffered SER
ious accident, his ankle being crushed
in machinery at the Patterson mill
and this mishap prevented his enter
ing the civil strife in 1861. He how
ever was sutler with the Twenty
fifth Missouri Infantry which after
ward consolidated with Bissels' En-
gineering Corps. He was stationed
at townsville, terminus of the Nash
vile and townsville railroad during
the construction of that line. !,
In 1866 he again returned to Keo-
kuks and went to Charleston where
for year he conducted a restaurant.
He again returned here the following
year. In 1870 he was a turnkey on
the police force.
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How to cure constipation. sick head
ache, sour stomach, torpid liver, indi-
gestionr and dyspepsia: Go toGyour
druggist and get a 50-cent or 81 bot
tie OF DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin.
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kuk Club alleys.
Dec. 28- Grand Leaders VS.. Drexel
Olympia alleys.
Dec 28 Seal Skins VS.. Seiberts-
Drexel alleys.
Dec. 80 LeBron vs.. Weil-olympia
alleys.
Jan. 3-Keokuk Club VS.. Grand
Leaders Drexel alleys.
Jan. Seal Skins VS.. Drexel--
Drexel alleys.
Jan. 4-Seiberts VS. LIE Bron-
Olympia alleys.A
Jan. s-olympia vs. Weil-olym-
/ pia alleys.
Jan. Keokuk Club VS.. Seal
Skins -Keokuk Club alleys
Jan 11-Grand Leaders vs.. Olympia
-Drexel alleys.
Jan. 11-Weil VS. Seiberts Olympia
alleys.
Jan. 10 -Drexel VS.. LIE Bron Drex-
Ell alleys.
1 = j
Jan. 17-Keokuk Club VS.. Drexel
Olympia alleys.
Jan. 18-Grand Leaders VS.. Well
Drexel alleys.
Jan. 1s--seal Skins VS.. LIE Bron-
Olympia alleys.
Jan. 20-Olympia VS.. Seibers-
Drexel alleys.
Jan. "a Keokuk Club VS.. We'll
Keokuk Club alleys.
Jan. 25-Grand Leaders VS.. Le-
Bron Olympia alleys.
Jan. 25-Seal Skins VS.. Olympia
4 Drexel alleys.
Jan. 27.-selnerts VS. Drexel-Drex.
el alleys.
! Jan. 31-Keokuk Club vs.. LIE Bron
Drexel alleys.
Feb. Grand Leaders VS.. Sci
berts Olympia alleys.
Feb. 1-Drexel vs.. Olympia Drex
! Ell alleys.
Feb. g.. Seal Skins VS.. We'll :
/ Olylupld dllSyS.
Feb. Keokuk Club VS.. seibert.
4 Keokuk Club alleys.
4 Feb. S--Grand Leaders VS.. Sea
Skins Olympia alleys.
Feb. 8-Drexel VS.. Welt rexe
& alleys.
y Feb. 10 Olympia VS.. lie Bron-
Olympia alleys.
a i Feb. 1 A. Keokuk Club VS.. Olympus
Olympia alleys.
Feb. 15-Grand Leaders VS.. Drexe
-Drexel alleys.
Feb. / 5-Seal Skins VS. Seiberts-
Olympia alleys.
Feb. LIE Bron vs.. Weil-zDrexe
alleys.
Feb. 21-Keokuk Club VS.. Gran
: Leaders Keokuk Club alleys.
Feb 22Seal Skins VS.. Drexel-
Olympia alleys,
Feb. 22-Seiberts VS.. LIE Bron-
: Drexel alleys.
Feb. % Olympia VS.. Weil-Drext
: alleys
Feb. 2s-Keokulz Club VS.. ses
: Skins Drexel alleys.
Feb. 29-Grand Leaders VS.. olyn
a pia-Olympia alleys.
Feb. 29-Weil VS.. Seiberts-Drex'
: alleys.
Mar. 2-Drexel VS.. LIE Bron-
l. Olympia alleys.
Mar. e-Keokuk Club VS.. Drexel-
n Keokuk Club alleys.
Mar. Grand Leaders VS.. Well
I Olympia alleys.
Mar Seal Skins VS.. LIE Bron-
e Drexel alleys.
Mar. s-olympia VS.. seiberts :
x Olympia alleys.
Mar. 13-Keokuk Club VS.. We'll
3 Drexel alleys.
Mar. 14-Grand Leaders VS.. l
al Bron--Drexel alleys.
Mar. 14-Seal Skins vs.. Olympia
la Olympia alleys.
Mar. 15-Seiberts VS.. Drexel
: Olympia alleys.
Mar. 20-Keokuk Club vs.. LeBr
--Keokuk Club alleys.
H Mar 21-Grand Leaders VS.. Seibei
-Drexel alleys.
Mar 21--Drexel VS.. Olympia
Olympia alleys.
Mar. 22-Seal Skins VS.. Wei
Y prexel alleys
Mar. 27-Keokuk Club VS.. Seibel
Olympia alleys.
Mar. 28-Grand Leaders vs.. s.
Skins-Drexe, alleys.
Mar. 2S-Drexel VS.. Weil-Olyml
alleys.
Mar. 3o-olympia VS.. LIE Bror
Drexel alleys.
Don't think because you have TAX
D many remedies in vain that your ca
he IS incurable. Hoods Sarsaparilla h
te: cured many seemingly hopeless cas-
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81 Munyon's Cold Remedy Relieves the
head. throat and lungs almost immediate.
ly Checks Fevers stops Discharges OF
the nose, takes away all aches and pains
caused By colds. 1t cures Grip and OBJ
stinate Coughs and prevents Pneumonia.
Have you stiff., or swollen joints, no mat.
ter how chronic? Ask your druggist for
Munyon' 3 rheumatism Remedy and see
how quickly syoil will be cured.
IL you have any kidney or bladder trou.
bic getsA1npyon' Kidncy Remedy. Z
Munyon's Tltahxtrs makes veal men
strong and restores iost, powefs
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Born in Circleville, Pickaway coun
ty, Ohio, January s, 1882, he acquired
a public school education there and
came here when youth nineteen
years of age, coming to Keokuk in
1851, and making this city his home
continuously ever since. He came to
Keolsuk, December 90 1850. He was
descended from Pennsylvania, German
ancestry, his parents being natives OF
the keystone state. His father, 10.
seph Landes, served during the w r OF
1912, and died in 1864 His mother
who bore the maiden name of Eve
Weaver, passed away in January, 1877
in Montgomery county, Iowa.
Baker by Trade
Although not following his calling
for a number of years, the deceased
by trade, was baker, and during his
first residence here, worked for the
U. Raplee Bakery company until the
year 1854. From that place of bust
ness he went to the post office where
for nearly two years, he IVES clerk
there under Colonel Patterson, enter
ing the post Office department in De
cember. 1854.
In 1856 he left the post Office ant
again engaged in the bakery business
for about year. For several year,
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Girl You'd Hate to Trust.

She who is sugary sweet until she
thinks. she is alone. Far better be
like an alligator pear with the rough
ness on the outside, than resemble
the tempting wild plum with bitter
ness within.
The girl who is careless to return
small loans. This habit may spring
from heedlessness, but it bears watch
ing.
She who latters you, while she
never has a good word for anyone
else.
The girl who openly boasts Of the
married men who are in love with
her.
The girl who gushes over her love
for her parents, while she lets her
overworked mother mend and laun-
der for her, and spends more than her
father can afford.
She who dresses lavishly on a small
income. There is a distinction be-
tween looking we'll on little and cut
ting e splurge on nothing a year.
The girl who says she "dotes on
children" but whose small brothers
and sisters shun her.
She who is prinked out for show
views-and a sight when caught una
wares. The mar who contemplates
matrimony should make it a point to
see his Angelina off guard.
The girl who is Mortified at calling
a spade by its right NAME" but
whose taste in literature is lurid.
She who has great tales Of her
prowess as a worker, but who never
sees any work to be done. The real
workers of the world rarely discuss
what they do, and never need joys for
its doing.-New York Herald.
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IN
MMAAEAsHs0WED

Short skirts are the rule for all
excepting. house, reception and even.
ing dresses.
In adopting the sleeveless coat it
should be remembered that extreme
styles are taboo.
All Of the new outing hats, as we'll
as the finer straws, show a decided
roll at the brim.
The scarf which matches the gown
IS becoming one of the familiar feat.
ures for the light wrap.
Foulard facing for the smart re.
Vers sounds a new note in tailoring
and dress combinations.
At the resorts it is noticeable that
almost all the best dressed people
wear hats in the evening.
The cuirass has developed into q
hip yoke, which is out in ready-to-
wear two and three piece suits.
The craze for the Greek flet has
led girls to wearing even long bar
rettes across the top of their heads.
Bibs with quaint designs done in
cross stitch make attractive and use
full gifts with the small boy or girl.
Rosettes of all kinds are the fash
ion this season, from the tiny slipper
ornament to the larger dress rosette.
The untrimmed gown is very smart,
but the current of the fashionable
dress seems to be moving away from
it.
Some of the smartest clothes for
little girls are of white pique and
rep, trimmed with hand embroidered
bands.
Paris is making a great run on
high, voluminous neck ruchings,
which are mostly white or the color
of old lace.
A number of the wide brimmed
hats have loose, floating strings that
tie on the shoulder or knot we'll be-
low the bust.
Satin charmeuse remains the fav-
orite fabric for ball and dinner gowns,
and, in fact, for evening gowns of all
descriptions.
The long coat without revers, with
out sleeves and with pear-shaped
armholes, has become quite a feature
of the season.
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A Dutch Joke,

"I was at The Hague at the birth
Of the Princess Juliana," said DR..
James G. Carter, Of Duluth. There
were great times at The Hague.
Champagne instead Of coffee was
drunk for breakfast. Many practi-
cal Jokes were played that day. For
instance:
"At noon a lot of the big hotels
and government Offices and cafes
were notifed-the document of mott
fcation looked imposing and official
that in honor Of the royal birth a
salute of seventy-eight-pounders in
stead Of the usual smaller guns would
be fired at 3 o'clock, and, to prevent
accidents by conclusion Of air, it was
requested that all doors, windows
and shutters be heretically closed. &
80, at a few minutes to 8 o'clock
all over The Hague shutters and
doors were banged to by busting
walters and servants, bolts were shot
and thousands Of people sat smiling
in black and sitting darkness, as
they waited for the thunder Of the
guns.
"Three passed-no report. Three
FIVE; three-ten; three-tifteen.
"And gradually the people real
lied that they had been hoaxed-that
the antique seventy-eight-pounder
gun had been out Of use for more
than a generation. "-Washington
Star
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grew stronger, and within three months
I was a perfectly well woman. +,
"I want this letter made public to
show the benefit women may derive
from Lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound."-Mrs JOHN G. MoLDAN,
2115 Second St., North, Minneapolis,
MINI.
Thousands Of unsolicited and genu.
inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which Is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
not lose sight Of these facts or doubt
the ability Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to restore their
health.
Ifyou want special advice write
to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass.
She will
confidential. For 20 years she
has been helping sick women In
this way, free Of charge. Don't
hesitate write at once.
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Anna Barnard's Will.

When Anna Barnard died in Paris,
she left a will containing this pro-
vision: Should my life become SO
intolerable that I be obliged to COM
nit suicide, and in which case 1 shall
not have the right to a religious ser
vice, I beg my friend, Nine. Nevada
Palmer, instead of singing at the
church, to sing with her daughter,
Mile. Mignon Palmer, at my house,
either the 'Mors ct Vita of Gounard
or the Ave Maria Of Faure." She
left 5000 francs to the Boston Chill
dren's Aid Society in memory of Mrs.
Susan Livingston Decentralization
Courant.
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Not Yet.

Smith has just become the owner
of an automobile-or to be more cor
rect to say that an automobile has
Just become Smiths owner. On Sun
days he inspects all the machinery,
stocks up with gasoline, and takes
his family for long rides. For the
purpose Of diversity and variety he
has purchased a road map, so that
he can honk-honk without bothering
any one with questions.
The other Sunday, however, Smith
found himself at a spot he could not
locate on his map, and. he hunted up
a native. He stumbled, as it were,
across a tall, thin man wearing over.
alls, a calico shirt, a big pair Of shoes
and a broad brimmed hat.
Say, friend" said Smith, do you
know the roads hereabouts?"
Eyes"
"Macadamized?"
Nearly ALL"
Town near by"
Five miles"
Live around here?"
Eyes"
Quite a while, I suppose?"
yes"
Smith hazarded a guess. Call
your life?"
The tall mar smiled quizzically.
mot yet" he replied.-New York
Times.
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At Last, There Is on Sale a Boof
Brimful of American Humor.

At Last, There Is on Sale a Book
Brimful Of American Humor.
Any bookseller will tell you that
the constant quest Of his customers
is for "a book which will make me
laugh" The bookman is compelled
to reply that the race Of American
humorists has run out and comic lit
erature is scarcer than funny plays.
A wide sale is therefore predicted for
the Memoirs of Dan Rice" the
Clown Of Our Daddies, written by
Maria Ward Brown, a book guar.
anteed to make you roar with laugh
ter. The author presents to the pub
lie a volume Of the great testers
most pungent jokes, comic harangues,
caustic hits upon men and manners.
lectures, anecdotes, sketches Of ad-
venture, original songs and poetical
illusions; wise and witty, serious,
satirical, and sentimental sayings Of
the sawdust arena Of other days.
Old Dan Rice, as proprietor OF the
famous lone Horse Show" was more
Of a national character than Artemus
Ward, and this volume contains the
humor which made the nation laugh
even while the great Civil War ragged.
This fascinating book of 500 pages,
beautifully illustrated, will be sent
postpaid to you for $3.50. Address
Book Publishing House. 1874 Leonard
street, New York City.
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SURPRISED HIM
Doctors Test of Food.

-
A doctor in Kansas experimental
with his boy in a test of food, and
gives the particulars. He says:
Il naturally watch the effect Of
different foods on patients. My own
little son, a lad of four, had been Ill
with pneumonia, and during his con-
valescence did not seem to care for
any kind of food.
Il knew something of Grape-Nuts
and it's rather fascinating favour and
particularly Of its nourishing and
nerve-building powers. so l started
the boy on Grape-Nuts and found
from the first dish that he liked it.
His mother gave it to him stead
lily, and he began to improve at once.
In less than a month he had gained
about eight pounds and SOC became
so well and strong we had no further
anxiety about him.
An old patient of mine, 70 years
old, came down with serious stomach
trouble, and before I was called had
got so weak he could eat almost
nothing, and was in a serious condi-
ton. He had tried almost every
kind of food for the sick without
avail.
Il Immediately put him on Grape
Nuts, with good, rich milk and just a
little pinch Of sugar. He exclaimed
when l came next day, Why, doctor,
1 never ate anything so good or that
made me feel so much stronger
Il am pleased to say that he got
well on Grape-Nuts, but he had to
stick to it for two or three weeks,
then he began to branch out a little
with rice or an egg or two. He got
entirely we'll in spite of his almost
hopeless condition. He gained 20
pounds in two months, which at his
age is remarkable.
Il could quote a list of cases where
Grape-Nuts has worked wonders"
There's a Reason" Read The
Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true, and full Of
human interest.
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s.. p. G..

Tommy, fourteen years old, ar
rived home for the holidays, and at
his fathers request produced his ac-
count book, duly kept at school.
Among the items IS. P. G." figured
largely and frequently. Darling
boy" fondly exclaimed his doting
mamma; "see how good he is-al-
ways giving to the missionaries"
But Tommy's sister knew him better
than even his mother did, and took
Ne first opportunity of privately in
quiring what those mystic letters
stood for. Nor was she surprised
ultimately to find that they repre-
scented, not the venerable Society for
the Propagation CT the Gospel, but
"Sundries, Probably Grub."-London
News.
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ings." In a little while you will hear
the wee small voice" whispering all
kinds of bright and gladstone things
in your heart. You will look up, and
behold - the blue glasses have
changed to a beautiful ros%e-colored.
Or, if the case is a mighty desperate
one, bring those weary, tagging feet
to call upon a particularly jolly
friend, or go to some place Of amuse-
ment for a few hours. ANY one of
these physical "healings," if relig-
iously followed, will bring results,
and all your little woes will "fold up
their tents like the Arabs and silently
steal away"
You know it was old Peter Pindar
who said:
Care to our coffin adds a nail, no
doubt;
And every grin, so merry, draws one
out"
Indiana Farmer.
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ind there must be absolutely no shape
20 anything she wears. That is grand
chic.
Fleshy women are ca~ricatures. But
then thin ones are, too. The new
dyes. seem to take better in home
spuns, serges, etc. The brighter dyes
are seen in cashmere de sole, satin
merveilleux, etc.
The latter stuffs are much prettler,
because more vivid, yet by the side OF
the rusty shades they appear abso-
lutely loud.
There is no, doubt that an epoch OF
dark or dull colors is upon Us, to re-
main perhaps some years. 1t began
early in the autumn, when black and
black trimmings were all the rage.
This spring it has been continued,
though in duller results.
There is no life whatever about the
dark tones, and the lighter ones are
faded and hard, yet quite attractive.
philadelphia Ledger.
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The Folly of Fretting.
,aking the wear together, dear,

Taking the year together, dear,
There isn't more night than day
We all, especially the mother of
the household, worry too much. We
see old Mr.. Cor shall 1 say Mrs. p
Trouble away down the road, and
run with outstretched hand to meet
him, oftentimes more than half way.
We worry about the children
Johnny has such a cold; surely it will
develop into pneumonia. We're so
afraid that Ethel or Rob will not pass
the examinations and be promoted.
Mildred's dress isn't more than half
finished; We shall neve have it ready
for her to wear to the party. We
worry about the household expenses;
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about keeping up appearances; o
this and that imaginary happening
that might not come to pass in a
thousand years. For the major part
| of all the woes which come to us are
merely the outgrowth of our own
foolish fears.
OF course, we could tell the moth
ers to look at the beautiful golden
sunshine, and let the clouds (that
might, or might not, come bye and
bye) alone-to gather the towers
blooming along the pathway instead
of wandering out in the jungle Tor
thistles. Maltby Davenport Babcock
says: 1--WE should see the glorious
daCbreak and be glad-it is so
tiful-and not look forward to the
dark and stormy evening" And the
Giver of all things has told US that
sufficient unto the day is the evil
thereof"
But these commands probably have
to do with something else beside
everyday worries. At any rate, we
do not presume to ask the mothers
to stop worrying. That would be
adding insult to injury. If they could
throw off this Supplying influence
they would do so without a preach
ment from anyone.
But we would suggest a remedy
a "counter-irritant,' as the M. DIS
say. When you are wearing your
blue glasses and can not get them
off, go forthwith and do something
cheerful. In other words, turn the
much exploited treatment around n
let the physical being predominant
over the mental. For instance, tell a
humorous story. No matter If it
does go terribly against the grain
do it and keep a stiff upper lip until
it is finished. First thing you know,
you'll be laughing heartily at your
own ludicrous attempt at jollity-a
"sure-enough" laugh, and behold you
have accomplished your purpose. You
have cured, or at least alleviated,
your mental sickness by a physical
exertion, pure and simple. Or, If the
story of joke therapeutics is not prac-
ticable, take a walk in the open air;
stroll along through the scented
woods, and "list to Natures teach
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Laws

Laws Bubble" Is a term some
times applied to the mississippi
Scheme" a wild speculative enter
prise planned by John Law (1671-
1920, the famous frnancier, for the
purpose of %liquidating the French
debt. This scheme, although success
full at the start, collapsed totally in
1870, and spread financial disaster
throughout the land. Law was COM
PEELED to leave France, and died in
poverty in Venice some years later.
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Some Consolation,

A detective once said that it was
all wrong to suppose that the pro-
fessional housebreaker works with
GOODNESS and calculation. On the
contrary, he usually works in terror
and haste, takes TOO much swag from
one room and too little from another.
and sometimes overlooks the silver in
carrying off the electro.-Saturday
Review.
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English Meat Pie.-If you should some day, instead of
getting a tender %beefsteak, find yourself the possessQr CT a
tough piece of beef, do not despair. There are wonderful
possibilities in such meat when converted into a meat pie.
Cut it into small pieces and put it on to boil, bones and all.
Three or four slices Of salt pork parboiled with it is an I'M
provement. Put the meat on in time for it to get we'll
cooked. Make a crust, and line the sides of a pan or dish
with it. Select the best Of the meat, excluding bones, skins
and stringy pieces, and put a layer on the bottom Of the
dish. On this put a layer of dumplings cut from the crust
dough. Now another layer of meat and more dumplings.
Pepper the top, drop a few small pieces of butter and a little
flour over it. Half fill the pan with the water in which the
meat was boiled, and put on a top crust. 1t should cook with
but moderate heat for almost an hour.-London Farm
and Home,
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MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS Ar
YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Not a Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination.

If you are in doubt as to the cause
Of your disease mail US a postal re-
questing a medical examination blank,
which you will fill out and return to
US. Our doctors will carefully dag
nose your case, and If you can be
cured you will be told so; If you can
not be cured you will be told so. You
are not obligated to US in any way, for
this advice is absolutely free; You are
at liberty to take Dur advice or not as
you see fit. Send to-day for a medi-
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to us as promptly as possible,
and our eminent doctors will diagnose
your case thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson Sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
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Dull, Dark CoIors.

The faded, washed-out dyes con-
tinue to be modish. In fact, nothing
else is seen.
All the new frocks appear old from
a color point of view, and every wom-
an looks alike as to figure. She is
long and lanky, no hips, no shoulders,