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The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
+. J. CHENEY 4 Co. Toledo. @.
We, the undersigned, have known f.
J Cheney tor the last | > years. and be-
iieve him perfectly honorable in ali bust.
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligation made by bis
hrm. WALDING, KINNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure il taken Internally.
acting directly upon the blood aud mu-
eous surfaces OF the system. Testimo-
mails sent free. Price IS cents per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for coustipa-
tiOn
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
8. & o. STRIKE
Maehinists In Two Yards Go Out and
Oaharr A ~. EnIIn...

Maehinists In Two Yards Co Out and
Others May Follow.
Baltimore. May 1S.-The strike OF
the machinists In the Baltimore q
Ohio local yards was marked by dras
tic developments when all OF the men
In the Locust Point and Curtis Bay
yards laid down their tools and quit
work. There are now several hundred
men out OF work. and there is talk OF
taking the entire machinist force over
the Baltimore & Ohio system east OF
Chicago out on sympathy. The Balti
more Ohio officers refuse TO deal
with the men from union standpoint
and insist on the piece work regula
lions being carried out.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
TO PROBE MURDERS

Maryland Governor Seeks Light on
Killing Of Farmer and Wife.
Baltimore. May lS-Governor Croth-
ers will send detectives to investigate
the mysterious murder OF William F.
Forrest. a farmer. and his wife at their
home near l.eonardstown St Marys
county
The FORESTS. both OF whom were
hfty-six years old. were found lying
fully dressed on separate beds in the
same room with their heads beaten to
a pulp. Joseph Forrest. the nineteen
year-old son OF the couple Is missing.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
ASK RECEIVERFOR
US. EXPRESS co.
Stockholders Charge Mlsman-
agement and Extravaganza.
DEMAND An ACCOUNTING

Pistt Clique Is In Control, and II Is
Said the Directors Have Voted ES-
brilliant Salaries 70 Insiders and
Used Funds For Speculative Pur.
poses.
New York. May lS.-Charges OF mis-,
conduct in the use or money and in
the management of the United states
Express company. TO the detriment OF
the interests OF the stockholders. are
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
NEW NAVALY.M.C.AB BUILDING
Mira Russell Sase's Gift Dedicated at
BrookIYn Navy Yard

New York. May lS.-The new 1880.
600 Naval Y. NJ. c. A. building. the
gift OF Mrs Russell Sage. was dedi-
Gated at the Brooklyn navy yard this
afternoon Addresses were delivered
by Rear Admirals Cowles and Schroe-
der and Captain J. B. Murdoch. the
new commandant at the yard
The new building is an application
OF the 100000 structure erected by
Miss Helen Gould. The buildings
stand side by side and are near the
navy yard.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
Americans Erected aoz Houses.

Messina. Sicily. May 1S.-A total OF
507 American houses have been erect
ed here for the use OF the earthquake
survivors The first baby to be born in
any Of these houses saw the light on
Sunday. II was named Theodore. after
Theodore Roosevelt
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
Finds Valuable Pearl In Clam.

oil City. Pa. May Isl. c. Miller
OF Siverly. purchased a dozen CLANS
and took them home. In one OF them
he found a pearl OF such size that the
local jewellers would not venture 70
set a price on H. Miller has sent his
md" to New York to have 1t ap-
praised
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
Friend Of President Dies Student,

New York. May lS.-COlOnel Edward
Renau. said 10 be friend OF President
Taft. dropped dead in a Brooklyn drug
store. Colonel Renau. who is a Gin.
cinnati merchant. and an Elk. is sur.
ived by wife and children. He came
70 this city week ago. registering al
the Grand hotel
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20

Killed Wife For Giving Him Skim MIX
Portland. Ore. May IS. - Because
his girl wife gave him skim milk IL
stead OF cream. John d. Roselaid IS
said to have killed her with a heavy
knife used for cutting salmon. Rose
lair surrendered.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20

London. May 1S.-George Meredith.
the English novelist. died here. The
immediate cause OF death was heart
failure. Mr. Meredith's Illness began
on May IA. and he had steadily de-
clined since that time.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
The RELIABLE NAIL ORDER HOUSE

When It comes 10 giving quality this
house + eclipsed BY none. The envied
reputation Of my goods il the Fl Irt Of
years OF careful selection Il quality.
To Insure uniformity In quality land
To give my trade the beueft) necessitates
carry Ing large quantity OF whiskey IA
bond. These Whistles are stored IN
Government Bonded Warehouses where
they are under the careful scrutiny oi
Government Officials until they are ship
ped direct TO me.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
Drowned. Not kldnannsd

Newark. o.. May 1S-The body OF
John Altmeyer. six years old. who was
thought 10 have been Kidnapped. was
found in the river.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
Queen Of PORTUGAL Decorated nv Sc

Queen Of Portugal Decorated by Son.
Lisbon. May lS.-King Manuel has
bestowed upon Queen Amelie. widow
Of King Carlos. the decorations of
three orders FOR the heroism displayed
by her majesty on the occasion of the
assassination OF her husband and son
in February OF 1908
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20
DueIine NulIhes Insurance Policy.

DuSIIIHY NuUIWrS FHsuTdnce Policy.
New Orleans. May 1S.-A widow or
heirs Of man killed in a duel or a
fight that he has sought, according to
decision by the United States court
Of appeals cannot collect insurance
On a policy held by the man Killed.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20

Mustn't Even Drink From Own Bottle.
Topeka. Kan. May IS. - Under a
new law which has just gone into ef.
feet II is crime in Kansas to drink
Intoxicating liquor even from your own
bottle This is said to be the most
drastic prohibition law IN existence.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20

Shs Free Lance is prepared 10 do oil
kinds OF Job printing In first-class styIs
- saoasrAss sr'sss
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20

This Great Hair-Crow-
Ing Remedy can now be
bad at ell druggists in three
sizes. 25c, soc an d
$500 per bottle.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1909-05-20

a lady frosn California writes
N substance - follows:
have been using your wonder
ful hEir tonic for several months
and ~ last I am now blessed
With . wonderful suit q haii
that measures over - inches IN
length. the braid f. over s inches
aroand-
Another from New Jersey
After using sixth bottle ]
Am happy . say that I have a.
nice = head % hair - anyone IN
New Jersey.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
THE MERRY HA.HA CURE.
Idea All Right-Troubee Is TO Get the
Prescription Filled.

Idea All Right-Troubie Is TO Get the
Prescription Filled.
1t is all very well for a German doc
tor to prescribe hearty laughter as a
remedy for diseases, but per-
haps he will also be good enough to
tell us where we are able to get the
ingredients for his prescription.
One cannot well sit down and laugh
IT'LL the tears run down the cheeks
at nothing at all, however anxious to
cure a severe attack of neuralgia.
When n comes to think of it, says
the Lady's Pictorial, few things make
one laugh to this extent, and what is
n persons meat where hilarity is
concerned may prove so poisonous to
another as TO plunge him to the very
depths of depression.
There are people who will double
up with merriment when they see
some n else fall down a flight OF
steps. and afterward describe II as
"the funniest thing they ever saw"
but most nervous patients probably
would not laugh at all II in order to
to excite their hilarity by throwing
relatives and servants down stairs.
Nerve specialists who adopt the
laughter cure will have either to prac-
tice Glowing or keep traiued fools to
set their patients in a roar"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
EASTER BELLS.

Forget, o world; thy sadness!
Away thy sorrow fling!
For in triumphant gladness
The bells of Easter ring.
The Lord. III God, is risen;
The stone is rolled away
That barred the grave-the prison
OF death is burst today.
Ring out, o Bells! the story
To earth's remotest parts
Ring out its solemn glory,
And say to human hearts
That see 10 rays of dawning-
Whose life in darkness gropes-
The Resurrection morning
Awaits our buried hopes,
When through deaths opening portal,
And from the riven sod.
We rise TO life immortal,
In Christ. our risen God!
Howard Morton, In the Army and
Navy Magazine.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
AN EeGs-TATIc MAIDEN

o thou oyoidal maiden fair.
Whose soul is filled with eggs-tacy-
Eggs-alted Ger thy book of prayer
Eggs-tend, | pray, n glance to me.
Thy ARE eggs-uberance doth tempt
My admiration and eggs-cite
Me to eggs-plain I'm not eggs-empt
From such ovicular delight.
Ny case does not eggs-aggerate-
My hearts egg-low-with love on fire:
Eggs-ile me not by scorn or hate.
For fear that | in grief eggs-pire.
Whence contest thou? What eggery
Is thus in form so WI eggs
pressed?
I fain would now thy eggler be,
And build for thee a cosy nest
A cottage, not of great eggs-pense,
But one eggs-quisite-sweetly clean,
While far eggs-ploring house and
fence
Should run the lovely egg-lantine.
Eggs-emplary has been my life
Pray deem me not an egg-otist-
And now eggs-cept thou'lt be my wife.
l care not longer to eggs-ist.
In vain shalt thou eggs-postulate.
In vain e~ggs-haust both pro and con,
And cen shonldst thou eggs-tract-
Eggs-ultant now. I'm filled with
pride,
To think | may, at moor eggs-act.
Eggs-pect to have an Easter bride.
F ] Ronnelle. in Boston Herald.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
EASTER HOPE.

When winters minions have with.
drawn
Their spectral tents from hill and
plain,
And dawn, by vermeil-mantled dawn
Comes spring to claim her own
again.
The wind flower in its sunless sleep
Within its prison chamber chill,
Feels sudden through its being leap
A vernal and ecstatic thrill.
Hope bids thee look, o dropping
heart,
Beyond deaths dark e%nvironing,
When, like the flower, thou too shalt
start,
Renewed as with a touch of spring.
Clinton Scotland, in Harper's Bazaar.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
THE CRACKING OF PAINT.
Property Owners Can Save Money
by Learning the Cause.

Do you know what Is wrong when
paint peels, or cracks, or otherwise
necessitates premature re-painting?
Well, sometimes it hasn't been
properly applicable surface being
damp or there being too much turpen-
tine or too much drier.
But, nine times out of ten, the
trouble is caused by adulterated
white lead.
To avoid all such trouble, every
HORSEPOWER should know in a general
way, when a surface is in proper con-
dition to receive paint, what kind of
primer and finishing coats different
surfaces require, and how to avoid
adulteration In materials.
A complete painting guide, includ-
Ing a book OF color schemes, specih-
cations for all kinds of painting work,
and an instrument for detecting adul-
terations in painting materials, with
directions for using it, can be had
free by writing National Lead Com.
pany, 1902 Trinity Bldg, New York.
and asking for Houseowner's Paint.
ing Outfit No. 40.
This company, the largest makers
of pure white lead, invite tests, by
means of the ~blowpipe lincluded in
%outfit), or In any other way. of the
purity of the white lead sold under
their famous Dutch Boy Painter"
trademark. That trademark on a key
of white lead Is I'm itself an absolute
guarantee of purity and quality.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Vegetable Compound has done for me
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to health means so much
to me that for the sake of other suffer-
ing women / am willing to make my
trouble public SO you may publish
this letter. "-MRs. CHAs. BARCLAY,
RED, Graniteville, VT.
Nc other medicine for woman's ills
has received such widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
feline we know of has such a record
of cures of female ills as has Lydia +.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For more than 80 years 1t has been
curing female complaints such as
inflammation, liberation, local weak
nesses, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and it is
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period of change of life.
1t costs but little to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and,
as Mrs Barclay says, it is worth noun
tains of gold to suffering women.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the ear. There Is only one way TO
cure deafness. and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube Is infamed you have q rumbling sound c. inn
perfect hearing, and when IL is entirely closed, Deaf
ness is the result. and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal condt-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing
but an inhamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for G. .culars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
EASTER IN JERUSALEM.
Ceremony Of the Divine Fire at the
Holy SepuIchre.

Holy SepuIchre.
An event of Easter Sunday in Jeru-
salem is the ceremony commemorate
ing the tradition OF the rising Of the
celestial fire from the sepulchre of
Christ.
The Greek Patriarch enters the
sanctuary of the sepulchre, the door
closes behind him and the surging,
tossing, tumultuous multitude await
the coming of the fire.
Suddenly out of the right hand win
dow in the wall of the sepulchre shoot
flames of fire and in an instant every
n of the thousands has produced a
candle and dashes forward to light 1t
at the mystic fire.
The light thus taken from the Holy
Sepulchre is instantly carried to all
the Christian villages round about
Jerusalem, and f~ieet-footed young men
vie with n another in being first
to light their local shrines with the
divine flame.
A writer in the Travel Magazine
records having seen two rival runners
put down their candles and indulge
III a sa%nguinary battle with knives and
sticks until the light of one of them is
put out. There is no joke meant here;
each is striving desperately to extin-
guish the flame of the other.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
A Game With Eaas.

Hyde. in his description of Oriental
sports. tells Of one with eggs among
the Christians Of Mesopotamia on
Easter day and forty days afterward:
"The sport consists In striking their
eggs n against another. and the egg
that first breaks is won by the owner
of the one that struck it. Immediate
ly another egg is pitted against the
winning egg, and so on until the last
egg wins all the others. which their
respective owners shall before have
won"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
THE EASTER MAID AND YOUTH.

The joyous a now draws near
With weddings and all that;
The youth now dons his s%pringtide
gear,
The. maid her Easter hat.
The latter's through with her seal
sacque,
Likewise her winter frock.
While erring youth Goth ssraightway
tacque
To where they sell good book.
The maiden wears upon her hand
The goatskin. tannsd and dried;
The youth. too. hoyers round the stand
Where goats are een outside.
Hail, maiden! may you never lack a
Fortune in life's brief spani
Tie, youth! I fear that you'll Culm-
bacher
Sadder Budweiser man!
w. C. @.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

said Rev. Sufield. Il have no hesita-
ton in confirming that statement now.
! have used Doan's Kidney Pills at
various times and they have never
failed me-"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

lasting cure, not
merely a temporary
benefit. Profit by
the example OF
Rev. J. M. Suffield,
of 2179 s. 9Th St.,
Lincoln, Nebr., who
confirms a report
CT his cure after
several a Il
told in a state
ment made for pub
LEGATION In 1900 how
Doan's Kidney Pills
had relieved me
after other RENE
dies had failed"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
No Wonder She's Cross.

cares and annoyances while She suffers
with headache or side ache must not be
blamed if she cannot always be angelical-
ly amiable. What she needs is thoughtful.
ness from her family and such a simple
and natural remedy as Lanes Family Med
icine, the herb tea that makes weak wom-
en- strong and well. Sold by druggists and
dealers, 25c.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

On the cross begin to fade.
If the one who bore them thither.
Hath a faith that will not wither:
III he hath within his bosom
Love to God and man in blossom
Though his dearest hopes decay.
Health and riches pass away:
Unseen crosses be can dress,
AzdsJw@y ts EesSer eheerfuJpess"
Fletcher bates.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
The Chief Mourner.

The minister had just been giving
the class a lesson on the prodigai son.
At the finish. to test what attention
had been paid to the teaching, he
asked, who was sorry that the prodi-
gal had ~returned?" The most forward
youngster in the class b~reathlessly
answered. 1.-THE fatted calf"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
Experienced

Mrs. Stubb-John, the idea of that
man telling his little son that the
gifts of the gods were ancient eggs.
Is he insane?
Mi. Stubb--O no; he's an actor.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

! Cholly Aw awfuliy swell, that
Faster bonnet OF yours!
The Chicago Girl (stoutly and 10y
alIsl--.Pardon me: this is a Western
hatl-r0cB
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Wise people use Hamlins Wizard Oil
to stop pain because they know it always
makes good. Foolish people try expert
ments. Ask your druggists about it.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

For Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
Law. Murine Doesn't Smart. Sccthes eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes. -
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
WORTH
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
says Mrs. Chas. Barclay
Graniteville, VT. -"I was passing
through the Change of Life andsuffered

o nervousness
andother annoying
symptoms, and /
can truly say that
LydiaE. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and strength. I
never forget to tell
my friends what
IydiaE. Pinkham'S
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Mrs. windows Soothing syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces IN
nammation, aiays pain, cures wind colo. 25ca bottle.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

The ambition to cleanse the world
seems to occur to a good many small
scrubs.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

The biggest deposits in heaven are
made when nobody but God is look
ing.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

The man who follows his appetites
expects his wife to follow his ideals.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

1t would be a good deal easier to
love some saints If they would hurry
to heaven.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Or. j.. n. RlNpLAUB. (~Speciailst),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, NJ. D.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

The great are those who can bear
discipline.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

ONLY I'M .BRoMO QUININEs
the signature of II. w. GROVE. Used the World
S-S- - SS=S GSlS z. One Day 0a
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

He is a dangerous man who spends
much time drawing fine lines between
shrewdnes and sin.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Aliens F0ot-Ease, a Powder for swollen
sweating feet. Give instant relief. The oriEi-
nal powder for the feet. 26c at DruggistA
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Reverses are often the best chap
tiers In DUR education.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

Dyspepsia and constipation are avoidah lie
miseries-take Garfield Tea, Natures Herb
laxative.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
lmportant 40 Mothers,

After eating onions a girl should i'm
mediately sit down and peruse some
work of fiction that Is calculated to
take her breath away.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

They who blind themselves to a
wrong keep their eyes open to its
revenues.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

PILES CURED IN o TO IA DAYS
PAZ0 OINTMENT is guaranteed 20 cure any case
Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
D TO IL days or money refunded. Soc.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

The man who lacks friends usually
lacks in friendliness.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
Fixed.

MRS. Gadabout is happy now"
why SOP"
"She has d runaDout."
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

WE "a 10-f1c FOR COwHIDEe.
High price for furs and sell leather cheap.
N. w. Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis. Mimi.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

You never make a mistake In Civ.
ing where you give part of yourself.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

1t takes more than a mushy manner
to make one a minister of the bread
of life.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
ant the robbers. bold and wary,

But the robbers, bold and wary,
Caused the hens 10 loudly say
They would go on strike next Easter,
And not one egg would they lay.
So they made their resolutions,
Asking all who would to hear,
That tkere'd be an eggless Easter
On the next forthcoming year.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

A man never has any more religion
than his children can find out.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
Tax Doduinu.

Mrs. Knicker-What will you do If
they tax the breakfast table?
Mrs. Bocker-Take my breakfast in
bed.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09

One way to avoid the disappoint-
ments of love Is to avoid love.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-04-09
MUST BELIEVE IT.
Every Reader viii concede the Truth
of This Statement.

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