The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-10-07
What the Brides Say
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Jimmie Norris is popular with the
ladies'. .-.,. ..
/ The best place to have a boil is
on the other fellow. -
High school boys often love their
teachers, especially. if the latter are
OF the gentler sex.
The home of the devil is in hades
but he transacts business in Sauk
Centre occasionally.
Matches are said to be made in
heaven, but a whole lot of them are
unmade in South Dakota.
Now that the foot ball season is
on, mammals darling is likely to be
carried home on shutter.
"Thc Brides have been slumbering
for while, but are wide awake again
Listen to their twittering.
It's good deal easier to criti-
cize the preacher than it is to preach
SO that therell be no criticism.
It wouldn't hurt some young fel-
lows The Brides know of to emu
late the late John A. Johnson.
A mash in the jaw is some
times better than a soft answer, es-
pecially when dealing with bully.
The politician who objects to the
searchlight, has something in his
record that he don't want shown up.
Frank A. Day can now retire to
his sanctum at Fairmont, and devote
his undivided attention to his news
paper.
A fellow who keeps his temper whe
there's trouble in the air, has a
long lead over the one who let's &C
and gets mad.
Those who have been there say
that counting a widow is a more ex'
citing pastime than paying your at
tentions to a maiden.
A fisherman's success is not meas
ured by .'the big one that got away,
nor the huntsman's by the CHECKER
he "hit, but didn't get''
If the average young woman woult
spend more time in the kitchen anG
less in the parlor, the chance fol
good wives for. the rising generation
would be materially enhanced.
The public isn't interested in q
view of your sore toe; if you have
one, nurse it in the solitude of you
chamber, but for goodness sake, dom
go around exhibiting it.
1t isn't the foot ball player wht
makes the grandstand play, which
helps win the game, but the fellow
who Keeps his eye on the ball ant
gets right into the thick of the fra!
first, last and all the time.
The girl, who runs around tn,
streets after dark, or who hang
around the railroad station to "catcl
on" to a travelling man or some Gig
arette-smoking Cholly boy, isn't th'
one who will make a good wife ant
mother.
If fond parents would keep theil
daughters at home evenings instead
of permitting them to run about the
streets and up the lake shore in
questionable company, the genera
welfare of the community would b.
promoted to a considerable degree.
When you've been beaten at the
political game, don't sulk in your
tent and make holy show of your
self; don bright smile, greet youl
successful adversary pleasantly ant
lay for him next time; if you're &
winner, don't rub it into your vic
tim, but be magnanimous.
The republic looks in vain for its
future good citizens among the "smar
Aleck" type of boy who calls his
father ''The Old Man" and his moth
er "The Old Woman" or who wear:
a cigarette at an angle of forty-five
degrees in his countenance, or who
sports loud clothes, and wears hal
turned up in front and trousers turn
ed up at the bottom, who stays out
nights, and hangs around the street
corners, listening to and indluging il
profane and obscene language. Tha
isn't the type the George Washing
tons, the Abraham Lincolns, the Viii
liam McKinleys and the John A. John