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New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
HOUSE PROBE LIKELY.
Parsons Charges Expected To
BE Sifted.
From The Tribune Rurenn

tfTOm Inc tribune bureau
Washington. Nov. l0.-There is little
doubt in the minds Of those Representatives
who have already arrived I'm Washington
that an investigation of the charges made
by Representative Herbert Parsons against
Speaker Cannon will be one Of the first
important questions to be dealt with by the
House at the coming session. Not only do
the anti-Tammany Democrats proclaim
their determination TO seek out the truth
OF the charges. but close friends OF the
Speaker already in the city announce that
he is quite ready for an investigation and
will welcome the introduction of a Teso-
luton 10 that end.
The Democrats are desirOus OF having an
investigating committee elected by the
House rather than appointed by the
Speaker. and In this they are likely TO be
humored. for those who know Uncle joe
best assert that he would under no con-
ditions desire to name such committee.
The result OF such an investigation is
certain TO result disastrously for one or
other of the cOntending parties. IL a pact
between the House organization and the
New York Democrats is proved the politi-
cal life OF Speaker Cannon. and probably
of several OF his subOrdinates will be end
ed. On the other hand. if the charges
made by Mr.. Parsons are found TO be in
correct his influence as a member will be
seriously impaired, If he is not Inundated
by a public rebuke from the House.
II Is understood that Representative WILL
lam Sulzer, OF New York, is to play a
prominent part in the investigation. II is
said that he was called to the long dis
tance telephone on the day the House rules
were voted upon and told by a prominent
Democratic politician to vote with the Re
publicans. This story was circulated at
the Capitol last spring and has never been
denied by Mr.. Sulzer. He did not vote Tor
the rules, and has frequently been quoted
as having declared that he refused to do
the bidding OF Tammany.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
H. E. DIXEY CHARGES ISLANDER
Sues H. w. Savage and Claxton VIII
stach for $4,000 Damages
lny Telegraph to u Tribune.

Minneapolis. Nov. I0.-Charging that
Henry W. Savage, producer OF Mary
James Pa" and Claxton Wilstach. business
manager OF the company. circulated false
reports that the failure OF the comnanv
was due 10 the poor acting Of Henry n
Dixey the latter nlea slander suit here
to-day asking $4,000 damages.
DiXey charges that Messrs. Savage and
Wilstach caused an article TO be print.a
10 the effect that he was responsible for
the cOmpany's failure lie further alleges
that Savage and Wilstach are endeavorins,
70 promote this idea among theatrical peo.
pie Of the country.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
FRY TELEGRAPH TO The Tribune

Moorestown, y. J., Nov. 1O-Miss PauTs
mother, Mrs Tacie Z. Paul. said tonight:
'Of course l knew Alice was interested
I'm the suffragette movement in London
championed by Mrs. PankhuTst. but sup
posed she would not get into any trouble.
Therefore l did not worry. When she was
arrested a month ago l was sure some
thing was wrong. and was relieved when
got word that my daughter had been dis
charged.
Now I do not know what To do fear
my poor girls mind may have become
weakened 10y overstudy, for she passed
through the MOOrestown Friends High
School, OF which l am now a director,
swarthmore College the University OF
PENNSYLVANIA and Woodbrook Seminary. OF
Birmingham England
Miss Paul comes from one Of the best
Quaker families In New Jersey. Her
grandfather was the late William Parry,
and her father. William Paul. was the
founder OF the Moorestown National Bank
and its president until his death. He also
started the firm OF Paul Brothers. mer-
chants of Philadelphia.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
PELLAGRA AT ANDERSoNVILLE.
Said 10 Have Killed Hundreds in the
Civil War.

New Orleans Nov. lO.-That hundreds OF
deaths at the Confederate prison at An
oersonville, Ga. in the summer Of 1864 were
not due 10 typhoid fever, as then supposed.
but were caused by pellRgra, was the opin-
ion expressed before the Southern Medical
Convention here this afternoon by DIR. j.
W. Kerr Of Corsicana Tex.
Dr. Kerr said this view was strengthened
by the fact that musty OF spoiled corn
constituted the main diet OF the prisoners.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
R1LLINGER TO ACT.
UViH Take Up GlaUis Charges
7cith President.

washington, Nov. 1O.-secretary Ballinger
,.iu take the first opportunity 10 discuss
with President Taft the latest publication
NJ the CLAWS charges affecting the attitude
% the Interior Department toward the
,,asLa coal lands. The next step in the
anair will depend on the result Of the con-
ference.
cecretarv Ballinger expects to hand the
,,rasidont a COPY Of his first annual report
to-morrow. Great interest attaches to this
'.1,,,,,,ont for IL will contain Mr.. Ballin-
- Jews on the general treatment OF
the public land question
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
SUFFRAGISTS SENT TO JAIL.
Two Women Stone Throwers Given
Hard Labor" Sentences.

London. Nov. 1O.-Alice Paul and Amelia
Brown. the window smashing suffragettes,
We're to-day sentenced each TO one month
at hard labor. Both are members of the
Mrs. Emmeline PankhUrst organization.
During a dinner at the GCildhal In
honor Of the Kings birthday, last night
stones were thrown through a window of
the banquet hall, the crash of glass start
ling the company and, interrupting the
speech Of the Lord Mayor. The affair
proved TO be a suffragette demonstration.
and the two offenders were arrested.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
SUCCEEDS w. I. BUCHANAN.

Washington. Nov. n.-William c. Dennis.
assistant solicitor of the Department or
State, has been designated agent OF the
United States in the case of the OrinOco
Steamship Company against Venezuela be-
fore the international Tribunal at The
Hague. He succeeds William l. Buchanan.
who died In London recently. Frederick
ID. McKenney, or Washington. has been
designated as counsel for the United States
IN the arbitration.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
pUNNE SUCCEEDS JUDGE IoVETr.

San Francisco. Nov. 1G-Petsr F. Dunno
general attorney for the Southern Pacihc
Railroad in this state. left San Franciseo
for New York this morning To take charge
OF the railroad side OF the merger suit IN
stituted against the Hartman lines By the
Interstate Commerce Commission IN 1917.
In this work he will succeed Judge r. S.
l.Ovett.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
FIVE YEARS FOR RICHARDSON.

Pittsburg. Nov. l0.-David J. Richardson,
former cashier of the defunct Cosmopolitan
National Bank. convicted recently OF maxi
ing false reports concerning the banks
was sentenced 10 five years in
the United States penitentisry at Leaven-
worth. Kan. to-day. Richardson will ap-
neal
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
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IS CENTS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO
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that acts as speedy and reliable rem
edy for Nervous Headache. Brain Fa-
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A BKACEK. NOT A LAXATIVE
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and Hcgeman stores. and nrst-class Drug
gists. Hotels. Clubs and Cafes. the ketaS
Mater Co.. ~ Whitehall ST.. Citg.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11

Louis Tracy. author of The Wings OF
the Morning." and other good fiction, be-
qins a now story. "a Son of the lnnnor-
tails" in next Sundays Tribune. Order
a cooy in advance.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
EDDY CASE SETTLED
SONS GET $500, 900.
Forfeit Rights to Christian Sci
eRce Leaders Estate.

Boston. Nov. l0.-A family settlement in
volving nearly Do0,eo0. between Mrs. Mary
Baker Eddy. the founder and leader Of
the Christian Science denomination, and
her son. George w. Glover. of South Da-
kota. and her adopted son. Ebenezer ].
Foster Eddy. Of Vermont, has been con-
cluded, according 10 announcement made
by representatives OF Mrs Eddy here to-
day. Deeds showing the terms OF the set
uement have been duly executed and de-
hvered. Under these settlement arrange
ments George W. Glover and his family re-
ceive the sum OF s245.Oeo and Ebenezer ].
Foster Eddy receives $4,000
In consideration of the money received
Mrs. Eddy's son and adopted son have exc
euted deeds relinquishing all their present
and prospective rights or expectant inter-
ests In Mrs. Eddy's estate, and they agree
that neither they nor any one representing
them will contest or retard the probate of
any Will which Mrs. Eddy may leave. The
sons also agree not to attempt to set aside
any gifts. deeds or other disposition of
property which Mrs. Eddy has heretofore
made, or make any further claim at any
time TO any portion OF her property or
estate. They also acknowledge that full
particulars regarding Mrs Eddy's estate
have been exhibited TO them.
The details OF this settlement have been
under consideration since September.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
The EaningO

a new limited train with through sleep
Ing car from New York. Philadelphia,
Baltimore and Washington to Knights
Key. Fla. via the
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11

Court proceedings were actually opened
IN this case In the Merrimack County Su-
perior Court at Concord on May %. 1907,
after several skirmishes in the previous
two months in which motions. counter mo-
tions, petitions and affidavits figured to
such an extent that an apparently simple
case became greatly complicated. The
original suit, brought by Mrs. Eddy's son.
George w. Glover. OF Lead, S. D.: his
daughter. Mary Baker Glover. and George
w. Baker, of Bangor. Me, the last named
nephew of the Christian Science leader
was In Mrs. Eddy's behalf, by her three
relatives as next friends" and was direct
ed against Calvin a Frye, her secretary.
and several other prominent leaders of the
Church. asking for an accounting OF Mrs.
Eddy's property, which. the next friends
alleged. was being misappled by the de-
PENDANTS.
Mrs. Eddy's mental competency was
brought into question. and a board OF
masters was appointed to examine her.
She appeared before them however. and
gave a decidedly clear account of herself.
The suit was finally abandoned and negO-
tiations for a settlement begun. which re-
suited as reported yesterday.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
Florida Cuba Nassau
Leaves New York fO:25 A. NJ.
Arrives Jacksonville I:30P. M.

Two other high class daily trains %
Florida and Carolina resorts and TO
Atlanta. Birmingham. Memphis.
Get our Winter Resort Booklet.
W. E CONKLYN
General Eastern Passenger Agent
11S3 Broadway, New York.
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11
SeaboaYd Air Line

makes the quickest time via the shortest
route TO
New-York tribune., 1909-11-11

The SCIENCE Of HEALTH Is undoub,-
ediy based on the OF pure water
Typhoid Is ALWAYS traced To RAD wster
10 ehninste all disease germs use a
sELF-SLEA>I>G DUPLEX FILTER
rented at &C day. Office I54T Broad1ra,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-07-15

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TIE Information there given. both In
type a-c c.C.-rs lthe publication was
s.Ascra,s.y Illustrated with halttone
cEHl, Eas O. the scrt that reliably
E-i-sl TIE Strangers footsteps into
gree. pastures znt beside the still
EztzTs !. gave brief resume OF the
t.sa AID game laws ot Colorado. desig,
nac.g oSe- seasons for all sports: il
gave TIE laIes ot hotels. rates, board,
lIg houses. ranch houses, and even
TIE names c. persons 10 whom one
night apply for outfits. tents, camp,
Gg Utensils ant the Ike.
tocE this little booklet as
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Rockies. whipped the churliug wa,
ters 9: the South Platte River in South
PARK, sEt, for al amateur, succeeded
fairly We. IL lurtng on an average OF
eight 70 ten pounds a day Of rainbow
sr9 eastern tFcl, from their watery
sbItss They ranged In weight from
three. Q, pound 10 -four
pounds. and IN some Instances larger
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pogncs we're UCre plentiful and, 4,
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pounds. the largest one Weighing 2lG
and which. handsomely mounted. NAV
be sssa 10 railroad ticket office on
Ssyenteenth street IN Denyer.
Our party creased the Confidential
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and outftted for trip 10 the deer
country. some forty miles north OF that
point. This was tho last week Ia Oc.
tooer. or the seven In our party, five
returned with trophy In tho form ot
a deer We rode the range with COW.
pols IN the great annual cattle round,
up which was being held In that vast
country, We brcakfaBtcd. dinrd and
supped with them wherever they
pitched camp. rclishlng our meals out
OF Tin plates. squattcd cross legged ON
lhe ground around the camp fires To
Know and appreciate what real West.
ern hospitality means. one must spend
httle time ON the range with the
colorado cowboy One unfortunate in.
cldent alone marred the trip. hut this
was quickly righted when explanations
were offered One ot our party, with
the best or Intentions. offered the
roundup foreman money In compensa.
t'uh TOT our accommodations The OF,
Ter was taken as an insult. which was
promptly resented An apology was
made and accepted. and the man who
ptolered the gold learned something
ABOUT the real cowboy which will
s'ahG MIN In good stead in future.
colorado is all that IN claimed sor
heT oy her most enthusiastic admirers,
ou' the state was wrongly named-it
should have been christened Paradise.
Editors Note:-ws are Informed
mat the booklet referred TO in the
above article is sent free upon applica.
uon TO c. II. Speers, general passen.
ger agent. Colorado Midland Railway,
Denver. Colo.l
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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

Facts About Food Worth knowing.
1t is a serious question sometimes tc
know just what to eat when per
sons stomach is out of order and mos,
foods cause trouble.
Grape-Nuts food can be taken at any
time with the certainty that 1t will di
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Terre Haute woman writes: 81
had suffered with indigestion for about
four years, ever since an attack OF
typhoid fever, and at times could eat
nothing but the very lightest food, and
then suffer such agony with my stom
ach | would wish l never had to eat
anything.
II was urged to try Grape-Nuts and
since using it do not have to starve
myself any more, but | can eat it al
any time and feel nourished and salts
fed, dyspepsia Is thing Of the past
and am now strong and we'll.
My husband also had an experience
with GraDe-Nuts. He was very weak
and sickly in the spring. Could not
attend to his work. He was put un.
der the Doctors care but medicine did
not seem to do him any good until he
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Our boy thinks he cannot eat a
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/ am satisfied that 1t is because of the
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There's a Reason"
1T contains the phosphate of potash
from wheat and barley which combines
! with albumen to make the gray mat.
ter to daily refill the brain and nerve
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1t is pity that people do not know
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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09

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Prepared to Receive Him.

from Judge.
The dignified president of n well
known and flourishing New England
college, in his moments of relaxation;
tells the following story at his own ex-
penSe:
One summer, some years ago, he
spent vacation In n Maine town. The
next season he received letter from
his former landlady. inquirng If he
would like to return.
In reply he stated that he would be
very glad to pass another summer va
cation with her, provided some needed
changes We're made about the place.
First" wrote the college president,
your maid, Mary. is persona non
grata, being anything but neat and or
derby in her ways, and If she is still
with you ] trust you will at least not
allow her to wait on the table
Secondly, ] would suggest that the
sanitary conditions of your place would
bc greatly improved il the pigsty were
moved back a few rods farther from
the house or done away with alto
gethcr.
81 will wait until hear from you be-
fore deciding about coming"
The somewhat particular college
president was treasured by the receipt
of the following reply:
"Mary has went We hain't had no
hogs ON the place since you We're here
last"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
You Indoor
People

must give the bowels help.
Your choice must lie be-
tween harsh physic and candy
Cascarets. Harshness makes
the bowels callous, so you need
increasing doses. Cascarets do
just as much, but in a gentle way.
vest-pocket box. 10 cents-at drug-stores. s1
Each tablet Of the genuine 10 marked c G G. :.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-09-09
Where the Miracle Came In.
From the Arponaut

!. DR.. Walter c. Smith. the popular
Scotch poet-preacher, on one occasion
tried to explain to an old lady the
Take up thy bed and walk" by saying
that the bed was simply mat or rug
easily taken UP and carried away.
No. no." replied the lady. II Gamma
believe that. The bed was a regular
four poster There would be no mir
acle in walkingeaway wi a bit O. mat
or rug on your back"