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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

The mere clearing away of unsani-
tay surroundings has often been of IN
calculable benefits to thousands. Be-
yond this there is a constant demand
among the unthinking for panacea that
will alleviate all trouble, and even the
medical mind, to satisfy this craving, is
on the still hunt for some potency that
will invariably relieve, il not cure, dis
eased conditions, and every little while
a new remedy is exploited as the one
thing needed. But all past history dis
closes long series of disappointments;
they have invariably fallen into desue-
tnde, and the latest are more than liza
bic to join their predecessors. This is
all right and only indicates that there
is good time coming. We are get
ting more light every day. What was
true yesterday is not necessarily so to-
day
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
DIR. KEMNEDY'S
AvORI'T
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts. EXCUSES
no Crimes.

Dr. David Kennedy's FAyORITE REM
EDY is not a disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cap'-ot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre
1iauts and does not heat or infiame the
Hood but cools and puriges it. In all cases
Of Kidney troubles, Liver Complaints, Con
situation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which aflict women, the ac-
ton Of Dir. Kennedy's FAVoRlTE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands OF
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
"a letters to DR.. Kennedy; and with
warmth and fullness o words which mere
business certificates never possess 1t
makes no drunkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. We challenge trial and
are confident of the result. ONE DOLLAR
q Bottle. All druggists. Bar in mind the
nalae and address Dr.. Daoid KENNEDY
Ronoout. New York. Write for free sam
nle bottle and medical booklet full of valu
able medical advice. Mention this paper
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

John Bright was supposed to be q
total abstainer. but once when Ed
ward Mail was very nervous at the
prospect of having to make an impor-
tant speech In the house Bright said:
well. Mall. If were you I'd for
once go and have a pint of cham
payne"
Mr.. Mall did as he was told, and the
result may be judged from the nara
tors comment that champagne on
an unaccustomed interior is not al.
ways curative or tonic"
Bright rarely had any difference
with his wife," but occasionally they
were not at one about the children
When they came to a point of abso
lutte disagreement he used to say:
"Now. tell thee. if thou doesn't dc
what l wish I'll go straight to Mr.
Gladstone and ask him to make me O
knight" to which the answer invari
ably was:
"Oh. anything rather than that"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

There are newspapers, inspired by a
desire to bring condemnation on the
Republican administration for political
purposes, that devote their space daily
to vehement protests against an al
legged conspiracy to "raid the school
fund"
Fortunately for the people, and for
tunately for the schools, great ma
jority of the newspapers in the state
have correct understanding of the
situation that faces the legislature, and
have, at the same time, the courage to
say SO, and 20 stand by the proposition
that there should be fair and honest
distribution of public moneys among
the public schools, the state educa-
tional institutions and the institutions
that have been established for the pur-
pose of caring for dependent fathers,
mothers and children.
The Republican party has always
cared for the public schools. So long
as it is in power, the Republican party
will continue to care for the public
schools.
Remarkable generosity has marked
the attitude of the Republican party
towards the public schools ever since
it came into power in this state.
The proposition now is, that the
public schools shall be given, from year
to year, all the money that is necessary
to their proper maintenance.
That conditions do not warrant the
setting aside of public funds for any
specific purpose in quantities greater
than the annual demand for them.
This plan doesn't jeopardize or prom
Use to seriously affect the public schools.
1t is a suggestion that the individual
in arranging for his own maintenance,
and that of his family, might reasonably
make
1t is such an arrangement as is usu-
ally made by the provident and careful
man.
II does not encourage extravaganza |
in any direction.
The men who favor this plan laid
the foundation OF their education in
the public school,
As taxpayers, they have been con-
tributors to the building of public
schools.
They have, with pen and voice, en-
couraged the extension and improve
ment of the public school system, and
used their influence in the direction of
increasing the pay Of public school
teachers.
They were never the enemies of the
public schools, and they are not enc
mics of the public schools to-day
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
Modest Goldsmith.

Oliver Goldsmith was an underpaid
man from start to finish. Two hum
dred and fifty dollars for 1.-THE Vicar
of Wakefield" was bad enough. YET
for THE Traveller" he got but 500
and S25 for his English Grammar
For "The Deserted Village" however,
his publisher sent him $500. This he
at once returned, with the message:
at Is too much. Ii is near 6 shillings
couplet, which Is more than any
book owner can afford or. indeed. any
modern poetry is worth" So he died
with $4,000 worth of debts. Was
ever poet so trusted before?" said DR..
johnson.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

In ursuance of an order of the Court of
Ghancery of the State of New Jersey, made
on the Fifth day of March, Nineteen hundred
and Albert ID. Anderson are complainants,
and The Lambertville spoke Manufacturing
company is defendant, notice is hereby gwen
to the creditors OF the said Lambertville
spoke Manufacturing Company to present to
Calvin Sollidsy and William Lauer. Receivers
of said cor grafton, at Lambertville, Hunter
don county. New Jersey: their several claims
and demands against the said Corporation,
duly verified under oath or affirmation, or
proved in such other manner as the said Re-
ceivers sha direct. within two months from
the date of said order. or they will be exclud-
ed from the benefit of such dividends as may
thereafter be made and declared by said
curt upon the proceeds of the effects Of said
corporation.
CALVIN SOILIDAY,
WILLIAM LAUER,
Receivers of the Lambert, lille spoke Mann.
featuring Company
EDGAR W. HUNT, Sol'r
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
A New Chance for the Birds.

High above the marshy wastes which
border the Klamath Lakes in Southern
Oregon lone white heron winged his
desolate flight month ago, his beady
telescope eyes turned now right, now
left, while from his needle pointed beak
dismal and discordant cries sounded a
requiem for the departed members OF
his kind, for he was alone in the world
the sole survivor of a once proud
family
On broad pinions the snowy survivor
OF a foreign legion Hoated to the East
and then to the West the far-seeing
eyes searching vainly each stretch OF
lake: land or sedgy waste for familiar
patch OF white which would betoken
the presence Of father, mother, mate,
chick or friend, but he saw none for
President Roosevelt had been too late
in setting aside the klamath district as
National bird reserve and the delay
had sealed the fate of the white heron
family.
But one is left, according to the Of
hcials Of the United States Land Office
and of the National Association Of
Audubon Societies; Just one white
sample remaining of myriad thou
sands OF one of the most beautiful OF
all native birds the cruel decree Of
fashion having brought about SO savage
butchery and so persistent hunt for
white plumage that biological historians
will, in future works, record the mel,
ancholy fact that in the year A. d.,
1905, the white heron followed the
great aux over the dismal trail that
stretches backwards to the Ages that
are gone.
II President Roosevelt had only
signed that Executive Order one year
ago--or even six months--thc heron
would have been saved, but he signed
it in September and that was a bit too
late.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Children and fools tell the truth.
Juvenile precocity was illustrated in a
Brooklyn court the other day, by a
youngster who, when asked il he knew
where liars wen when they died, replied:
ITO the cemetery" Possibly he had a
sentimental regard for the dead, and
did not care to specify the liars des-
tination.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
He Was Not Superst;tious

A captain of an ocean liner tells the
following story: Coming from the old
country was Il very Nervous old lady
who complained that she was sure
there was rat In her stateroom.
Keep it there, madam" said the
captain.
but do You like rats?" asked she.
i've got nest In my cabin" re-
torted the brusque seaman "and new
er disturb them. When they leave the
ship l do"
why, you must be supersti.ious.
urged the dame.
NO. ma'am," wound up the captain,
I'm not, but the rats are"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

The soothing spray of Ely's Liquid Cream
Balm, used in an stomizer, is an unspeakable
relief to sufferers from Catarrh. Some OF
them describe it as Godsend and no wonder.
The thick, foul discharge is dislodged and
the patient breathes freely, perhaps for the
first time in weeks Liquid Cream Balm con.
tains all the healing, purifying elements Of
the solid form, and it never fails to satisfy.
All druggists, 7oc., with spraying tube or
mailed by Ely Bros. IS Warren ST.. New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
The Hissinu,

Il frequently experience kissing
sound in my ears" remarked pa
tent to a doctor What would you
advise me to doY
''What Is your occupationT asked
the medice.
I'm an actor"
''Then I'd advise you to adopt some
other vocation"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

We have heard Of the wrong tooth
being pulled. But what do you think
of an operation for appendicitis being
performed by mistake when the case
was one of tonsiltis2 This actually
happened in the Harrisburg, Pa, hos
pital recently.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
JERICHO.
The Famous City, Its Walls and the
Curse of Joshua.

Curse OF JOSHUA
The walls of Jericho. remains OF
which have been excavated by Ger
man archaeologists. are. OF course
chiefly famous In connection with theif
miraculous destruction by Joshua. II Is
recorded In the book of Joshua, chap
ter vi, that, by command of the LORD
Joshua's army comprised the city, go
ing roundabout it once a day for SIX
days, headed by seven priests bearing
seven rams horns before the ark. on
the seventh day they encampassed IL
seven times. Then. on Joshua's COM
mand, "the people shouted and the
priests blew with the trumpets. ana IL
came to pass when the people heard
the sound of the trumpet that the peo-
pie shouted with great shout ana
the wall fell down fiat, so that the peo-
pie went up into the city. every man
straight before him, and they took the
city," destroying all that was In 1t. ex'
cept Rahab the haflot, who had hld
den the messengers sent by Joshua 10
spy out the city and her fathers
household. The date of this destruction
Is placed at b. C. 1851. In spite OF
Joshua's curse ON any one who should
rebuild the city, 1t was rebuilt In the
reign of Ahab in B. c. 91S by Hiel.
native of Bethel, and 1t is recorded IN
l Kings xvi, "a. how the curse OF
Joshua was fulfilled. The second city
flourished and under Herod the Great
became important. 1t was sacked by
one Simon, slave of Herod. Archelaus,
the son of Terod. founded new town
on the plain, which he had planted
with palms. Jericho was finally de-
by yespasian in A. D. 6s.~
Dundee Advertiser.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

The act Of April 10, 1908, providing
for special elections to determine
whether or not voting machines should
be retained or rejected, has been de-
clared constitutional by the Supreme
Court.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Very few people use more than a
small percentage of their lung capacity,
a fact which tends to produce con-
sumption in school children. Deep
breathing in the open air should be
done by all, especially by children and
young people.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Constipation causes headache, nau-
seau, dizziness, laneuor, heart palpita-
ton. Drastic physics grippe, sicken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. as cents. Ask your
druggist
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Mrs. Taft is receiving many sugges-
tons as to how she should run her table,
and it appears that they are not appre-
ciated.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
ONE BUSINESS REFORM.

Brought About by Frank statemsnts
From Former Employees.
II the manager Of business instt
tuition knew all that his employees
know about the details Of the business
many things would be different. The
manager OF large mercantile house
recently conceived the idea Of writing
q personal letter to every employee
who had left the house during the last
ave years, inviting frank statement
q the reason for leaving. The former
employees. now sxpect1ng neither cen
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

The Assembly has passed the bill
providing that members of the board
of education are eligible to serve as
district clerks.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
e "a - II q II Z "A.
soa,, III. 1,Ihs Kind You Have Always Bought
''', .; &MAZzZM

The Indiana Legislature proposes to
establish rat-killing day when all peo-
pie in the state shall lay aside their ac-
customed yocations and 60 for the
rodents
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
AGENTS
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REED NASH, PiPERSvltCe. PA.

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So ~ ~ YOU ss, w Want TO GoTo coLLEGEs If
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

1t is curious state OF morals in In
diana when they have closed saloons
all the time and an open Sunday for
sports.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

II you have pains in the back, Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want . GER
tain. pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, Try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf. 1t is = safe
and never-failing regulator. At Druggists or
BY mail 50 cts. sample package FREE.
Address. The Mother Gray Co, lie Roy, n Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or
seald. Be prepared DIR. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil instantly relieves the pain
quickly cures the wound.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

A Kentucky convict is dead from
overlooking. They seem to need all
sorts of missionaries down there.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Mr.. Armour informs US that meat
will be cheaper next summer, but by
that time we can live on vegetables.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Don't let the baby suffer from &C.
zema, sores or any itching of the skin.
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for child
rem All druggists sell it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
A Reliable
Remedy
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W'tk'y absorbed.
Gives Gsiisf al Dare
eleansas, Aoolhes.
,,eais and pioiecls
!.e diseased men,
IAN, Z y f'siii ing frma
aF1 s'sd d.iges
w = Odd Ia ,l,e
al aaiesly. L. IT,
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
DIRE TORS.
The Morris County Savings Bank
MORRlsTOWN, N. J.
10th semi-AnnuaI Dividend Motto

The Managers of this Bank have ordered paid
from the earnings of the business for the
Six Mont = t.uding Dee. 3Ist. 1908.
TO the deposifors entitled thereto under the
By-Laws, a seml-annual interest dividend as
follows:
LIST. At the rate of FOUR per m
centum per apnum on all ac- NJ
unts from 81 10 10 Sl.mn and
on the first $1,000 of all larger i"
accounts
End At the rate of Three, per centum
Is per centA per annum on the excess of g. 100.
Payable on after January 18th. 1909.
On account of the holidav this Bank shall
he open for business on aturday, January :,
from a. m Ia p. IN and de ,osits rereived
on or before the close of business on January
A, 1909, shall draw interest from January LIST.
Correspondence 81 icited.
Dank open daily from 9 a m TO 8 D. m ex-
cept on atpraays and HOLIDAYS. On oatur-
days rom va. IN. u u O'Clock noon
PhtlaNpER 9 PERSON, President
HORACE G. WOLFE. sec'y and Treas
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17
cr.ck.fFurniturs.

Ugly marks caused by splits OF
cracked places In furniture are easily
filed In with beeswax. and the mark
Il never detected. In fact. this Ii how
furniture dealers cover such blemishes.
First slightly soften the beeswax until
It Is like putty. then press firmly into
the cracks and smooth evenly with
a thin knife. Sandpaper over the
surrounding wood and work the dust
into the beeswax. This gives wool
finish or color. and when the furniture
u vanished you will look In vain for
the blemishes. 1t Is better than putty.
since putty soon dries. crumbles and
falls out. while beeswax win remain
forever just where It Is placed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Aliens Foot-Ease. . powder. It prevents
Tshtness and Clustering. cures swollen,
Sweating. Aching feet. Al all Druggists and
shoe stcres. so sample mailed FREE. Ad.
dress. A. y. 0lmsted. LsRoy, II. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

After being out of a job for thirty-six
hours, William Loeb, Jr., can now read
his title clear to 81 $4,000 job
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Boston is shocked over the revelation
that President Eliot cannot milk n COW.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

MIR. Fairbanks will now retire to his
!ioosier farm to drink buttermilk and
ponder on blasted ambitions.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

''Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what did
eat distressed me terribly. Rurdock
Blood Bitters cured me-. H. Walk
er, Sunbury. Ohio.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

The real Bresd-MAcKAy's -spe.
cial avery srftenoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

. Al ToREA,
Bar, IL. >,Ih Kind You haw Always eegtl
s', : ZhzzsSz;<
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Every Observation-Disclosures Spec
ial Bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Three per cent interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in savings department
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up. Wills reeeipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making Investments.
CALVIN SOLLIDA y. President
JOHN q H0LC0NBE, Vice President.
FRANK A. PHILLIPS. Cashier.
W s. HULsHfZER, Asst. Cashier
WILLIAM l. WILSON, Tstier
DiREt TORS.
Calvin So1iiiay, Frank a. Phillips,
samuel A. Burns, Go. l.. Kointn-
j. Studdiford, John y. Hotc..inbe,
George ". massey. Wt1hOot Quinby.
Isaiah =. smith, j. W. Crook.
William Lauer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

The undertakers are much opposed
to change in the date Of the Inaugural
ton.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

OA0To RIA.
-, u. ,Ih Kind Sau IsN Alxln Bsqgtt
'', : NzxzZz7ssl
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-03-17

Times are certainly picking up when
an Ohio man is able to place Sac
chsttel mortgage on his cat
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

w. G. Kyle is preparing to move his
family out to Los Angeles about Oct.
18th. On Tuesday next, the 18th, he
will hold public sale at bis farm to
dispose of his stock, farming machinery
and household goods. Mr.. Kyle will
not engage in farming in California,
pre:erring for the present to make his
home in town. Later he thinks he may
try orange farming, but the price Of
land out in those parts is so terrific that
very few buy land except as an invest.
ment and it doesn't look like the best
investment in the world at that. Mr..
Kyle prefers to leave his money here
on Interest to spending it on California
land.
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

Hi Vincent will probably be laid up
for several months as result OF an 40
cident that befell him one day last week
out on his farm north Of town. He was
painting his house when the accident
occurred, and WAS high up on ladder.
which stood on banch. This bench
overturned ard MIR. Vincent got very
heavy fall, suffering an ankle fracture
and dislocst ton, DR.. Schroeder says, OF
the worst nature. He is doing very we'll
at present, but, as stated, will not be
abba to be about for some time to come.
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07
Premium lists Of the National corn

Premium lists OF the National corn
exposition will be ready for distribution
within short time. The list tells how
more than $4,000 is to be distributed
to grain growers 10 prizes. The listo
will be sent free to anyone who drops Q
card to the national corn exposition,
Omaha. The lists is valuable on any
farm whether the grower intends to be
an exhibitor or not, giving as il does
the ciassifications Of grains and grasses
10 standard way.
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Add Joyce left Sunday
for Finley, Illinois, where Mr.. Joyce
will take charge Of Chas. II. Smiths
big store, for which he recently traded.
Mrs. Joyce will also hold position in
the store. She will be the cashier.
They expect TO be in Finley about four
months Lamar Democrat.
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

DR.. Everett Powers, the Carthage
specialist. came up Sunday and he and
DR.. Knott performed an operation on
little Kent Richardson. His tonsils
were removed and also an adenoid
growth in the nasal passage. The oper
alton was entirely successful and Kent
is doing nicely.
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

The Redsox didn't go to Carterville
to play ball Sunday. The Carterville
management called the game of on ac-
count Of the Joplin.Kansas City game
at former place on the same day. 1t
was feared the attendance would all be
drawn 10 Joplin and the Carterville
team thus put "in the hole"
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

Alvin Wilson has bought out bakery
over at Alba and is moving over to the
town at the end of the car line this week
Alvin has had considerable experience
as dough mixer and ought to make
good.
The Jasper news., 1909-10-07

Mrs. C.E. Campbell, Miss Mamie and
Master Gail left Tuesday morning to
make their home at Harvard, Ia. Mr..
Campbell preceded them II EN- there
several weeks ago.