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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-13

est interest. It was as follows:
ihpef MIS-. AlntiJon
Allegro from ID Major Symphony
-. Misses Stevens and Restaricl,
Song. "Gipsy Song. .... Miss Ward
Trio. Cradle Song" Mesdames Mott
Smith, Weight ami Miss Schacrcr
Piano solo. Scotch BaIlad"....
........... Mrs. whitney
Songs, "Scheidcn und Meiden" I'm
der Fclden". 49,. Mrs. Constabcl
Duet, "The Gypgies" ......
Mrs. Herzer and Miss Restarick
Song. "Sapphic Ode" Miss Schacrer
Duet. Hungarian Dance No. 6"
Mrs. Mott-Smith and Miss Schacfcr
One Of the pretty dinners of the
week was given ON Monday by MIR. AMI
Mrs. Francis Swanzy, who entertained
in honor OF MIR. and Mrs. Cox Of Phil.
adelphia and Mrs. Page of san Fran.
cisco. Nasturiiums In large bowl
graced the center Of the table and mon
Ogrammed place cards seated the
guests. Those asked to meet the
guests of honor were Mr. and Mrs.
Goff, DR.. aud Mrs. Langhornc, Miss
Jessie Kaufman, Captain Recs, u. s,
~. and Mr.. Walter Dillingham;. Mrs
| Cox, who possesses beauty of an I'M
usual order, wore a French creation OF
black gauze, and Mrs, Page, most
interesting woman, was also In hand,
same black toilette. Mrs. Swanzy
wore II becoming frock of black and
white. Mr.. and Mrs. Cox and Mrs
Page sailed for the Volcano on Tues
day. They are guests at the MOana
hotel and expect to remain for several
weeks.
Mrs. FaXon Bishop gave a luncheon
| for forty on Wednesday last. Five
| tables were placed on the lawn under
the shadow of the old trees, which are
such feature Of the place, and flowers
of many choice varieties were on each.
The guests enjoyed the entertainment
for although al frescn, the dishes were
served piping hot Among those pres.
ent We're Mrs. c. NJ. Cooke, Mrs. j. p.
Cooke, Mrs. Dmning, Mrs Wadhams
Mrs. Atkins, Mrs. 4. Fuller, Mrs. G.
Rodiek, Mrs. Gullck, Mrs. Dowsctt
Mrs, w. r.. Castle, Mrs. +. A. Schaefer,
Mrs, Weight, Mrs. McGrew, Mrs Kle.
balm, Mrs. Tenney Peck, Mrs. Locke
Mrs. lvers, Sr., Mrs. Watorhouge, Mrs.
Dillingham;, Mrs. Dole, Mrs. Margaret
Walker and many others.
4 4 4
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Macfarlane, who
always entertain well, gave dinner
on Thursday for Mr. ana Mrs. FaXon
bishop. The guests included Mr. and
Mrs, f. NJ. Swan2y, Mr.. ILd Mrs. Ed
ward Tenney, Mr.. and MIS-. J.. Dow
set, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul IsohDerg, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Macrarlanc. Miss Alice
Macfarlano, Miss NJ. Walker Mrs. II.
Walker.
Civil Engineer and Mrs. Parks en-
teitain this evening at their hotel,
the Alexander Young, in honor of
Major and Mrs. Long, U. s. NJ. c.,
Captain and Mrs. Low, U. S. NJ. c.,
Captain and Mrs, Ramsey, u. S. NJ. c.,
Lieutenant and Mrs. Farquharson, U.
S NJ. C., Miss Frear and Captain Rees,
Commandant OF the Naval Station.
4
Mr.. John Hackfeld was the guest Of
! bOnor at ROsebank on Monday at a
dinner given by Italian Consul and
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-13

ney, Kenneth Reidford. Arthur Gilman,
Willard Grace. Charles II lick, How.
ard Grace, James McCandless. Charles
Brennan. Carl Schaefer, Alapuckie
Smith. Ivan Graham, Charles Lucas,
Lester Marks, William Schuman, Alex.
ander Anderson. William Ouderkirk,
Allan Renton, Reynold McGrew, Aug
ust Schaefer, william Harris, Blakely
McStocker, Vincent Genoves, Herbert
Berg. Donald Ross, Clarence White, i
Francis Cooper, Harold Hustace.
The Haleiwa Hotel has Just been
newly painted and II presents a very
neat and attractive appearance to the
many townspeople and tourists who
patronize It. The Spring rush will
find Mr.. Bidgood ready to receive all.
corners with that customary courte-
BUSINESS for which he is noted. Among
those who motored down for day
this week were Mr.. and Mrs. Wilcox
OF Chicago and Mr.. and Mrs. C. w.
Case-Deering OF King street.
4 4
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Lewis expect to
occupy the new house In College Hills
which Is now being built, about Aug.
ust. 1t is directly opposite the Cart.
leys and a most desirable residence.
4 4
Mrs. ID. w. Cooke, who Is a guest at
the Pleasanton, was one OF the guests
at the luncheon given by Mrs. w. r.
Castle on Thursday in honor OF Mrs.
Selden Kingsbury.
\
The Princess Kawananakoa, who has
been spending some time In New York
at the San Reno, sailed for Europe In
the Princess Cecille and will make her
headquarters In Paris.
+ + 4
Among the delightful entertain
ments OF the week was the luncheon
given on Wednesday by Mrs. w. r.
Castle, in honor OF Mrs. Selden
kingsbury. The guest-of-honor. who
SO soon goes to Maui to reside, was
charmingly dressed In white embroid-
cred crepe. Violets In large baskets
and vases artistically adorned the
well-appointed table and violet place
cards were given as souvenirs as
well as corsage bouquets of the same
sW Get blossoms. Among those pres
cnt were Mrs. Walter Frear, wife of
the Governor of Hawaii; Mrs. Dun.
ming, wife OF the commander OF Fort
Shafter; Mrs. Wadhams, Mrs. Ten
ney Peck, Mrs. Fooke, Ms. Lowrey,
ST., Mrs. Cooke, Mrs. Atkins. .r..
An exceedingly enjoyable evening
was spent at the residence of Mr.. 8.
T.. Chillingworth last Tuesday by q
number of young people, who had
dancing and music to their hearts
content. The occasion was the i'm
| pending departure of Mr.. William
| Chillingworth, formerly of the Unit
ed States Marshals stan. for Kahnlui,
where he has accepted position with
the railroad company.
Judge and Mrs. +. M. latch, who
nave been entertaining So extensive
" In Washington this year. gave a
hlnher on the goth at which were
present Governor and Mrs. Ide, Rep
resentatiye and Mrs. Bourke Coch-
ran Representative and Mrs. Dali
2ell, Representative and Mrs. Weeks,
Justice and Mrs. McKenna, Command
or and Mrs, Reamey, Mrs. Talbot, Miss
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Bcrg enter.
tanned at dinner on Thursday last in
their usual delightful fashion IN honor
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Lcwton- Brain, Mir. and
Mrs. Allan Bottomley, Miss GiIlctt and
Judge Lindsay.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

| told you? wonder now If forgot
to speak of it! Well, anyhow, they're
to be here shortly after eight o'clock
and We'll have a nice evening o.
bridge. You know l thought of telling
them not to come for fear you might
be tired after playing cards last night.
| was so glad when you said you got
your Sleep"
Campion got into his evening clothes
and sat at bridge game all evening"
with the Van Smythes, who were the
worst looking pair of high-browed
neighbors any man ever had. Can
you dope out anything that would have
been worse torture? And the next
morning Mrs. Campion woke hubby I'D
for breakfast half an hour earlier
than usual.
But she never dropped single Nm
kind remark about that all-night
session.
Copyright. 1909. by W. @. Chapman.)
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
Can1pion's Punishment
BY FRED c. KELLY.

Oft in the still hours of the night,
broken only by the low click of the
poker chips being heaped into red,
flashed across the mind of Campion
the thought that wiley would have
divers and sundry remarks to make
the next day.
You see, Campion was the host at
this all-night session. He and five
companions sat about the dining-room
table in the Campion home. Jacks
or better weren't the only kind of
openers that had been in use through
out the night, and empty bottles were
scattered all over the sideboard, the
rugs and the window sills-to say
nothing of cigar stubs and cigar ashes
smeared all over pretty much every
thing within reach. The atmosphere
was as thick as Camembert cheese.
Campion realized all these things, but
the bunch stayed on. In all sincerity,
he would be able to tell Mrs. Campion
that he wanted them to go sooner, for
he had been three stacks of chips
rise. But host can't drive his guests
oft of the house just because he's
been lucky enough to take away some
Of their money. 1t was about seven
o'clock that morning when they all
decided that il was a good time to
quit, inasmuch as things had straight.
ened around so that no one was more
than abcut seven or eight bones in
tho hole.
They placed their respective fevered
brows beneath tie faucet in the bath.
room, and then went away, leaving
their hest to fight his own battles.
Ca;apion knew it would make mat.
ters all the worse If he should go to
bed and sleep all day, thus showing
that he was neglecting his business.
He made up his mind to get through
the day somehow and prepared for his
inevitable and altogether non-cheer'
ing observations about the looks of
things that would be volunteered by
the missus when she came down to
breakfast. But, surprise of surprises /!
Mrs. Campion came down smiling and
pleasant. She asked Campion IL he
was tired from being up late and that
ended the inquiry. Campion said he
was feeling fine, as he had just got up
from a nice nap of four hours on the
lounge.
Apparently it went. The missus
continued pleasant and smiling until
Campion started to the office. II was
a hard pull getting through that day.
Fully 1000 times Campion had to
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
Crosscuf's Pavement Motor
BY GoRToN cARRUTH.

at would SEEM" said Judge Cross
cut to Andrews one evening, arching
his eyebrows interrogatively as he
spoke, and laying much emphasis on
the "seem"-"it would seem that our
young friend Williams is thinking"
perhaps he is trying to recollect
further experiments OF that horticul-
tural uncle of his" suggested An
drews. smiling and glancing across at
Williams, who was gazing fixedly at
the fire. THAT uncle, you remember,
who crossed the tiger-lily and adder's-
tongue and thus got a saber-toothed
tiger-lily.'
'Or perhaps" said the Judge, "he is
still digesting that interesting bit OF
fact that his nautical friend told him.
He learned, you know, that the dog
watch is a close relative of the cuckoo
clock, only it barks instead of cuckoo
ing, it being so made as more suitable
for sailing vessels, or banks"
mo, judge" interrupted Williams
hastily, speaking as if nothing had
been said since the judges first re-
mark mo, / would not dignity my
mental process by the name Of
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
STILL LOOKING FOR LIGHT.
Strangely Enough, English Firm Failed
to Understand Letter from Its
Japanese Agent.

An English firm, whose shipment
of goods was delayed in reaching ia
pan, received the following commune
cation from their newly-appointed
Japanese agent: with regard to the
matter of escaping the penalty for
non-delivery of this-there is only ones
way. We must make stir or strike
occurring in our factory. or course
big untrue. | place my presence on
inclosed form of letter and believe
this will avoid the trouble of penalty
of same. AS Mr.. Is most re-
ligious and competent man, also
heavy upright and godly, it fears me
that useless to apply for his sig
nature. Please therefore attach same
at Yokohama Office, making forge.
But no cause for fear of prison hap
penings, as this often happens by
merchants of high integrity. But II
this involves that your honor look
mean and excessive awkward for
business purpose, l think more bet
ter little serpentlike wisdom of po-
lite manhood and thus found good
business edifice" The firm knows as
much now about the delay as it did
before.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
INTOlERABLE ITCHING.
Fearful Eczema All Over Baby's Face
professional Treatment Failed. 4
A Perfect Cure by Cuticura.

when my little girl was six months
old l noticed small red spots on her
right cheek. They grew so large that
l sent for the doctor but, instead OF
helping the eruption, his ointment
seemed to make it worse. Then l
went to a second doctor who said 1t
was eczema. He also gave me an ONT
ment which did not help either. The
disease spread all over the face and
the eyes began to swell. The itching
grew intolerable and II was terrible
sight to see. l consulted doctors for
months, but they were unable TO cure
the baby. l paid out from $40 to $50
without relief. One evening l began
to use the Cuticura Remedies. The
next morning the babys face was all
white instead of red. | continued until
the eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs.
P. E. Gumbin. Sheldon, Ia, July 10, '08."
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

Helen Leland looked sweet and
charming in her fluffy white gown as
she left the ballroom with Harold
Manning.
Shall we nave an ice before we go
homer" he queried. AS they passed
under an electric light on the grand
piazza he glanced appreciatively at
the delicately flushed face.
mo. indeed! Not just now.
must go to the Office first and arrange
my copy, then, while the men are put
ting 1t into type, II you please, we will
have our ice. After that we will go
back while read the proof. Bust
ness before pleasure" she quoted
gayly as they turned into the street
toward the Clarion office.
mo one would dream of associat-
Ing business with you, especially in
that stunning gown" rejoined Man
ming with cheerful gallantry
Helen smiled wisely. "And yet it is
serious business" she said, this be-
ing society editor on a morning daily
even If we do go to balls in full
dress and have d good time dancing"
Manning offered no contradiction,
but really he could not associate any
thing serious with the petite, grace
full figure at his side. To him she
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

Little ones, there was once an Old
Sorrel that had gone through many a
Hard Campaign and had always won
out handily.
But about the time he had every
thing set right and was beginning to
feel his oats, up bobbed the Reform
Element.
The Reform Element, children, is
that bunch of meddlers who always
want to know why the Old Sorrels
have so many Oats in the Manger, and
where they get the Oats.
In this instance, with the conven-
ton about two months away, the Re-
form Element certainly put the Hop
pies on the Old Sorrel for a few mo-
ments.
So he ambled off across the fields to
the next district, and there he held
confab with another Old Sorrel that
hadn't any trouble on his hands this
campaign.
THAT is politics." said the second
Old Sorrel First they ask you Where
did you get it?' Then when you ex-
plain matters satisfactorily, they say
Give it to us, or we won't let you get
any more"
But they're going to disqualify me
If l don't get busy" complained the
first Old Sorrel.
mot a bit of it, You listen" And
then the second Old Sorrel whispered
long and earnestly, and after time
the first Old Sorrel cantered back
home and told the colts that were do
ing local on the Barnyard Palladium
that he had been away for few days
on business of national Importance.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

to resemble the grating and put in it's
place. | connected a dynamo to the
motor and installed storage battery.
Then l stood couple of show cases
outside the grating, so as to partly
enclose it. A long lever made it pos.
sible to start and stop the motor from
the room above.
"The next day l gave my invention
its first trial. 1t worked like charm,
gentlemen. The absent-minded pedes-
trian would come dashing along, strike
the grating, find himself stopped, catch
sight of the cigarmaker, and stand
there watching absorbedly, his legs
still churning furiously. Just as he
was about to lose interest l would stop
the motor and off he'd shoot, to make
room for the next one. l developed
enough power to light my building and
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

thought. was recalling that account
of yours about the crows. and il surely
does not require any thought to de-
termine its status. IL would not take
our worthy ex-president long to CLASH
fly it, think"
Williams" replied Judge Crosscrt,
sadly, lit is indeed evident that you
have put no thought upon the matter.
At first blush, | grant you. the story
may seem improbable will not say
impossible. But examined in the clear.
cold light of reason, is it not most
credible? Surely you Tust admit that
there is such bird as TIC crew, and
that it can fly? No doubt about that,
is there? Also that if taken young
the crow is susceptible of being taught
20 speak and to do various tricks
Furthermore, you cannot deny that the
balloonist becomes thirsty like other
folks? What more natural, then than
that should train my crows to deliver
cold bottles to the racing balloonists.
when first took possession of my
store | put cigarmaker to work in
the window, and | soon noticed this
popularity of the New Yorker and the
immense amount OF energy going to
waste So one night when the street
was comparatively deserted removed
the cellar grating from I'm front of my
show window and placed there my
motor. This consisted essentially of
a tread mill, the treads being made
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
Beuinninu Riuht..

Your folks must be mighty excep-
tionally fond of eggplant" remarked
the grocer's clerk to the deacon's son
when the two met after the church
services one Sunday. Your father
ordered two dozen of 'em yesterday"
"Oh, that's easily explained. You
see dads been reading about the
latest methods of chicken-raising, and
ne decided to try the business. AL
though the books advised beginners
to purchase adult fowls, dad decided it
was better to start with the eggplant"
-Harper's Weekly.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
With the Worlds
Great Hum0riSfS
Selections from U'rifinSS of
Makers of Mirfb.

"Old man." said the wise Old Sorrel
I've sent for you on matter of i'm
portance. I'm weary of official life.
and I'm looking for some one on whom
my mantle may fall without hiding his
feet and dragging along in the dust
behind him."
The Dark Horse snickered with sub
dued joy, but modestly intimated that
he was not the horse to make the
race.
But you are" said the Old Sorrel,
and then he went on with lot of ar
guments that sounded good, and final
ly convinced the Dark Horse that all
he had to do was to stay in his stall
and not champ his bit too much, and
the first thing he knew he would be
setting new marks for speed down the
Road to Greatness. Furthermore, the
Dark Horse was induced to give his
check for forty tons of hay and car
load of oats to cover expenses of cor
respondence and gum shoe work prior
to the convention
On the day of the convention there
was a great hubbub while all the Dark
Horses were being nominated, but all
of sudden there was hoarse boot
and cloud of dust.
When the dust had settled it was
learned that in order to preserve har-
mony in the party the Old Sorrel had
been induced to get into the harness
once more.
Children, when you grow up, If any
man comes around and tells you you
are a Dark Horse, you go and hire
some one to paint white stripes on you
and call yourself Zebra.
For that man has a pair of false
ears in his pocket and wants to change
you into something else.
Copyright, 1909, by w. q. Chapmanl
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to run some cigar and cigarette ma
chimes.
Judge" said Williams sarcastically.
has the clear, cold light of reason
gone out? Cannot it illumine for us
the obscurity that surrounds the pres
ent situation of your motor?"
II had not intended to continue"
said the judge, sorrowfully, "but your
unjust suspicious force me to. 1t was
the one mistake of my life. / in
vented an automatic Indian who would
| take a cigar out of his pocket and
present it when one administered the
necessary nickel. l stood him in front
of my store and was promptly black.
| listed by the tobacco trust, in sym.
pathy with the wooden-Indian trust.
| They forced me to sell out and | left
town"
But, judge, l don't see why you
did"
Il moved to Philadelphia, inter-
rupted Judge Crosscut, gently.
Copyright, 1909, by w. C. Chapman)
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

seemed a gay little butterfly, and even
the question of her good looks scarce
ly presented itself to him definitely.
Indeed, she was not beautiful,
though possessing a charm that often
serves in good stead. She was bright,
vivacious, quick witted and tactful, al
ways saying just those pleasant
ease. Barely %, and in the morning
flush of glorious youth, Helen was full
of enthusiasm, and enjoyed the ball
quite as though she was attending it
only for pleasure, with no idea of its
being material for copy"
The daughter of a country editor in
a fashionable watering place. Helen
was glad to earn a trifle during the
gay season by writing for other pa
pers, but was careful not to let it
appear how much of this work she
really did, feeling that her pen was
freer If unembarrassed by the clamor
of notoriety seekers. That she was
ocisty editor of the daily Social Re-
view she did not care to conceal since
it gave her opportunity to get ma
terial for her department and, incl
dentally, current gossip for her letter
to metropolitan papers.
Harold Manning had no idea of the
work she really did. Truth to tell he
thought her rather frivolous, though
sufficiently amusing. He had met her
casually and, attracted by her airy
persiflage, because her cavalier, pour
passer lie temps. This evening he
had accompanied her to a ball at one
of the largest summer hotels, her ia
Their, her usual escort. having pub
LEGATION day headache" as she termed
it, after bringing out the Weekly
Clarion.
They reached the office soon after
midnight, and, giving him a novel
from pile of review copies on her
desk, she turned to her work.
Miss Leland, the copy sent up this
afternoon is still on the hook and
Smithers and Morgan haven't shown
up yet. There are not enough men
up there to get up the stun in time
70 go to press at Eve o'clock" 1t was
Mr. Hurst, the publisher of the Socie-
ty Review. who spoke and it was evil
dent that he had been drinking.
Helen, absorbed in her work, silent
ly looked up with a puzzled express
sion.
Cant we call your father? I can
send one of the men for him." the
publisher suggested.
"Oh, no, indeed" she replied. "Fa-
Their was too i'll when he went home,
and | know that IL he is disturbed he
will suffer all day tomorrow. I'll call
up the Union Office and see IL they
can spare a couple of compositors to
help out"
There is one sub down there who
will come at once she said mo-
ment later, laying down the receiver
of her desk phone, but ! need two"
A tiny frown wrinkled the high fore
head which Manning was beginning
to admire.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
His Stomach Rebelled.

A dyspetic Atchison man went into
a restaurant the other day and or
dered fried catfish. Fried cat!"
bawled the waiter to the cook. in
stantly the weak stomach rebelled.
Cancel that order" the customer
said, land give me an order of country
sausage" "Sidetrack the cat and
make it dog!" yelled the waiter, and
he is wondering yet why the man
grabbed his hat and left.-Exchange.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
Too Bio a Price.

Does the pursuit of wealth cut the
American man of business off from
the old-fashioned relish of books and
society? In other WORDS. is he paying
too big or disproportionate a price in
time and strength for wealth and
commercial prominence? My answer
would be: Yes. beyond question
From A. Barton Hepburn's The
American Business Man" in the Cen.
fury.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24

grit his teeth, rub his eyes and keep
awake only by sheer force of will
power. at the same time vowing
never again" At last the day ended,
and he hustled home. me for the
quilts just as soon as / get through
dinner this evening" thought he,
YEARLY.
Mrs. Campion met him at the door.
Better put on your other clothes"
she suggested smilingly. You know
the Van Smythes are coming over to-
night to play bridge. W-what! Hadn t
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-24
What Did He Mean?

Mr.. Brown and his family were
standing in front of the lions cage.
John" said Mrs. Brown, IF these
animals were to escape, whom would
you save first, me or the children"
Me-" answered John, without hest
tation.-Everybody's Magazine.