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Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
OFFERED FOR SALE
FurnIture.

ON ACCOUNT of moving to New York,
will sell large and medium sized room
rugs. two book cases and various other
furniture. Can be seen at my house,
northwest corner of Ssth and Dewey Ave.
A. ID. Brandeis. U6)-333 s
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
BUSINESS CHANCES


FOR sALB-An up-to-dsts hardware store
ct once; inquire quick. No trades con-
sidsred; 1900 stock, inciuding fixtures.
Address VIM +. Dickinson, Exeter Neo.
N-MSos LA
FOR sALE-small and only drug stock,
Hubbard. Neb. Bargain. Inquire CF.
@. Bostelman, Ponca, Neb. D-MHS TX
ONE CENT invested in a postal card will
bring you the important OF
one OF the best investments in Greater
New York: strictly legitimate. only few
dollars 20 invest monthly Mr.. wheeler,
=. o. Box aS, Madison Square. .n
CAPITAL FURNISHED.
Industrial. manufacturing mining, OIL,
gas and railway stock and bond issues
sold direct to investors; commission basis.
Samuel Graham g. Co.. selling brokers, q
Sacrament ST., Montreal, Canada
4)-M376 6X
FOR SALE.
lumber yard doing good business In south,
eastern Nebraska. situated in q good
town and an old reliable stand. Can show
parties Interested that IT ~ a safe in
vestment. Selling on account or sickness.
Address Y 1853, care Bee. O-1N OK
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
Kansas.

in North Dickinson County,
Kansas, lands. Send for list today. r..
Fackler, Manchester, Kan.
(Ol-MSI3 Feb. SIX
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
SOMETHING GOOD

I HAVE so acres OF nice level land, good
soil. located 5 miles south of Spencer,
Neb.; no improvements: price $50 per
acre. Want good automobile, or Will con-
slider any good offer that is not too large.
Address s. w, 2SOS Miami ST., Omaha.
Neb. (9O-MS62 Z
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06

WHEN you write to advertisers. remem-
Der that II takes but an extra stroke or
" or the pen TO mention the fact that
you Jaw the ed IN The Bee
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL

PROFITABLE positions open In the au-
tomobile field; technical instructions on
both steam and gas engines; students
paid for repair work Address Omaha
school OF Automobile Engineering, 24Is
L~eavenwortb 81 Ce-M7sI
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
BARTER mi EXCHANGE

FOR SALE OR TRADE-isO acres good
land. two and one-half miles OF Taft.
leNs VIII trade for city property. land or
Allen, York, Neb. O1-M09s Az
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06

CORNER storeroom. zoe n. 18th ST.
u5)-M1O6 lOx
Omaha daily bee., 1909-01-06
Successful advertisers advocate the use of
BEE want-Ads by using them year after year.
OFFERED FOR RENT

BOARDING and RoOms-COntinued.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

!ks5YgcQRRESPOMDENCE
f. Ia = BY RATA

WASHINGTON, Dec. 7. 1907
Dear Dad Good Joke al the
White HOusel Vim. Dudley Foulke
has been shown where to get off.
You remember Foulke? Indiana
man who used 10 be associated
with Roosevelt when both we're
humble civil service reformers, OF
late years has had the privilege Of
writing letters 10 the president,
showing whore and how the civil
service Law was being fractured
Occasionally also he could get an
open letter on some general pol
icy. He wrote 10 Taft, and wag
told--Or was passed a broad hint
that his ready letter writer" was
not needed now. Taft's letter Is
described lat the White lOuse) as
tart" Fla, hal
The first conviction In the sugar
case was Obtained the day follow.
Ing President Hooseyelts retire
mont 10 private life Great victory
for President Taft,
Several members Of the inter.
state commerce commission paid
their frat visit this summer to the
Pacific coast.
The associated state railway
! commissioners have devised a dc.
murrage plan which IL highly sat.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

der falrat ding OF blue viixkere
az ven be came back aRsa % exam.
inc der fiddle key NIT a salFehllghL
Aha" be- said. = zee footprints on
dlHa key"
"Vell. yot does dot slcknlfy7" she
said
why. dot lisa sian you kicked
dor door ia" be shouted. chmgnpInE
ad her mlt pie knife In hiss liant
Hut her sister Who whns on der
roof hanging up der family linen
10 dry. screamed ioutly mit four
elodesplns IN her moui ~ dlas der
fair young hftte wans nafed. for 81
brought all her relations running
into der house nnd you bet dey tolt
Blue NitHkera Vui dey tot % him.
Besi,nN. NOBODY but cowart
voult strike woman ycaring eye.
.giasasa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

you sweet fiddle Kooseberry." he re-.
billed.
A soon ~ he hat vent away, hiss
wife rushed TO der attic m feAt aa
der dictator youit take her. uud vent
IN oft Blue Nltxkrra' den
vog you dink wass IN DEERE
abonid eighteen or ninety fife odder
slfeA. all killed dead und hanging
up by deir hair Ny der way. becnss
Of dlsa drre waaH two reasons. Won
wahs 20 safe funeral expenses uud
der odder wasa 10 hip delr feet off
der floor
~PcrfiddiouH monster" she
aqueaied. dropping der fiddle hey on
der floor, = see now dot ! am nod
der oniy Won he tufts Mas. ef I
hat known diss. yoult hAf looked
dronEh drr family album before
marrying
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

isfaetory 10 the railroads. simply
stated, the commissioners have ar.
ranged fines for shippers who hold
cars, and have arranged no fines
for railroads which fail to furnish
cars. Only the beef and coal trust
among the shippers. are exempted
from the fines. The commission.
ers oplne that they may make
regulations az TO shippers, unload.
ing, etc, but may not '1egislate
against railroads"
With one trust / have no quar-.
rel. That is the aerial navigation
trust, formed by the new company
organized 10 exploit the Wright
brothers flying machine. A patent
is goyernmentgiven monopoly.
That is the idea of a patent The
man who first solves the problem
shall have as his reward "a right
10 monopolize the manufacture Of
the article for a period OF years. II
Wilbur and Oryille Wright did not
invent the flying machine. then no
body ever invented anything. Hur.
rah for the Sl.000,000 corporation.
and may they prosper Ia their legal
fight on all infrlngementsl / hope
70 soc the Wrights as rich ms the
Vanderbilts.
Met a man from Colorado recent.
Iiy. I'm tell you what We think of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
BLUE VITzKERS," A BLUT-SCRAMBLINC TALE
OSCAR Relates How der Curiosity
Of Woman Doomed der Market
IN Family Skeletons. Vet.

NJ hat nod heard dlas story NIT
mine own ears. chlitrcn. I yoult nod
be able to tell you how ID dit nod
happen.
blue Walkers wRaa der name of
a man who hat vltzkera der color Of
lntlgo, warranted fast color. und ilss
mate him reekulaF dime museum
freak. Formerly he wass of sanity
complication. but he hat blue blut
In hiss veins und ID settled In hiss
soup stralners.
but hiss ultramarine wind teaaera
dit nod Nip him from getting mar.
ried. ~ funny faces yoult kip men
from hating wifeH. half der chiltren
IN der yorlt yoult be orphans OFT
blue Nitxkers became a married
man so often dot people refused to
recognize him as ancn.
Ahould dlsa dime he mate goo.
goo eyes ad two beautiful aiatora
vich iifed negat door, und he re.
queatet doir mutter for Won OF dem
as his brite "Nich won do you
vantf' asked der oil iaty. 'oh.
yichefer won you can spare cslat, =
he reblicd. NIT a witty gickie.
poy left ID to der giria. und der
Youngest. who wAaa INVESTIGATING
und tot hiss spinach yoult match,
deci,et 70 become hiss lddle ducky.
dove. nnd yoult be hlease turn hiss
fact away ven be kissed herr
For week dey wass happy as II
such ding as marriage hat nefef
came between dem Hut Won DAY
oil Blue NltxSers hat TO 20 und
attend a Sun,ay school picnic. SO he
gate der girl All hlaa keys--dcr key
10 der garage. der key TO der &c.
friEerator und a little flat key tied
TO a piece OF shoe string DO nod
use disa key" he said. "a ias 90 my
den IN der attiek. vteh ncfcr enter
except ven | wish 20 become a vid
0wer.-
hat for why must nod use dlNa
ksyF she asked. nit a hyNtericAl
look IN her tons
"necoss der door iss nod locked.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

The Bars on Robert MOrrisOn's Windows

Robert Morrison started eelluod factory in Brooklyn
New York years ago. Business grew wonderfully Little
by little Morrison secured space in the building lie
saw the orders his eeluod rolling in. lie didn't spend
any money than he had to-
He girl, told her proudly Of his business and mar
red her His business grew and he took much money out
OF il he could get lie got much work out OF his en-
ployes could he thought OF himself than he did
OF them lie put bars the windows TO keep burglars out
he didn't put fire escapes the building TO permit his
employees get OF fire Fire escapes would have
helped burglars.
Those bars on the windows seemed to tell the whole
story Morrisons principles in life II wonder that
he could be happy moment with those bars on the
windows.
There were happy times in his home Children and
there merry christening parties But all the time there
were those the windows His went into bust
ness with him he loved them and proud OF them as
they moved energetcaly about the factory with the barred
windows.
Morrison began to grow elderly and at all the social
and family gatherings he the OF hospitality and
pleasure But he didn't take the bars from the windows
lie church. but while he sat there the picture
of and worldly the bars on those win
dows, telling the story OF how he loved himself more than
his fellow
Now and then perhaps he had high aud kind thoughts
Perhaps he even pray thanking Providence for It's
kindness him. But the bars still the windows
Two months ago Morrison especially happy. His son
William marrying good and beautiful girl Robert
Morrisons face beamed pleasure and satisfaction He was
the life OF the festivities But the barsthey still there
the windows.
Not many days ago fire broke the factory Huge
quantities OF cellulod exploded Within five minutes the
building a OF flames.
The bars still the windows.
"Aly Cod Ny sons in there" screamed Robert Morri
He tried to rush in but the police held him back lie
tried again in his insane anguish bat the police reached him
after he had been painfully burned.
When he taken outside he looked up the barred
windows. There he 10 human beings enveloped in
smoke the flames behind them, Juggling weakly the bars
And behind the bars the face Of his the who
had been happily married Right then and there Robert
Morrison became insane The bars had done their work
last.
The irencn last down the bars get the corpse
OF the which among the ii bodies taken from the
ruins Ten others sacrificed faithful Morrison workne
For week the wife and remaining guarded the father
in their splendid luxurious home But early morning he
euded them into the bathroom killed himself with
gas.
There is always punishment way. somewhere. for
the who takes and guards all he get from the world
and gives anything back.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
MINSTREL. MIDCETS

"Raatas. Kin you' 'iucidnte some.
FIN fob inc -
WIZ de- CREATES ob infriscify
Fph. What am 81"
Am dsre any difrrrnee atWcen
help an assist
Shuah. ~ yon gets money
frum home. OATS a help Hut 81
20 hMb tmmor. dat'H cyst
kyah. eyah. eyah'"
Mex folders de solo entitled
'Ah'm - white AZ Any white
Man IN DE- DARK
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
WI. at
BY PRED scHAEFER.

use OF the sunshiny man
What does he profit the earth.
Smiling through life without any plan
Except TO infect II with mir,hg
No sseelelad ranks to conquest he leads.
No provinces wrings from the foe
No ruins he leaves proof Of his deeds
No slaves his mastery know,
No parliament trembleA at his name.
lie brings no kings 10 their knees.
Tie explores no poles for frenzied fame.
Nor finds germs Of disease
No frowning crceda Of cruel pomp
lie breaches to the iowly.
But blithcly makes OF life a romp
"A II happiness were holy
Out on him. then. the sunshny man
The man with no purpose but song.
The ridiculous man without any plan
But cheering existence along
What we must have is more OF gloom
More crushing grief and caro-;
The world Ia too narrow TO yield him room
Who scorns a somber airl
We want more men Respondent and grim.
sullen and dull-ysaged mortals
Who cannot reflect like the face OF Him
ray from the heavenly portals.
II the earth can keep turning away from the ligl
Ahead there Is darkness profound
But IT never can enter region OF might
with that sunshiny man around
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

The Standard oil decision is a
distant victory for Frank Kellogg
OF Minnesota The case was pre-
pared and the evidence heard by
Kellogg and Severance, and the
arguments we're made last March.
Mr.. Kellogg was Roosevelt's choice
for attorney general. but President
TAFT preferred Mr. Wickersham.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
Reward of the Chase

IN any hunting this YEAR,
Yea. a little
What did you bagT'
My trousers al the knee"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Teddy out our way" said he. "It's
Just as ! said TO him when he was
In the White House. says: What
you want you get. II you got rose
bush, and the shadow OF the Wash.
lngton monument keeps the sun off
that rose bush, why, d--n II, wen
have the d-n monument moved
away 7"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Mistress don't want you 70
hav" 80 much easupany. Yau have
more callers IN a day than I have
iu week
Domestic Well main. iserhaps N
you'd iry % be a little nsare agree
able you'd have aA many friends a.
! have Philadelphia Inquirer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

While shopping early don't forget
70 earnestly dlsapprove OF the cot
ton batting whiskers around the
Christmas candles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Now that II Is all over. II Is ex.
sremely unlikely that Mr. Goetz viii
ever make any more unbasinesslike
loans.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

The height OF American jlngolsm
Is to call President ZeIaya a male
factor OF great wealth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
HER HANDIWORK

'1ow's that o yours coming orr
"An right My wife today o put the finishing
touches
Your Wife,"
Yes she feeling the paint o II was dry"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

MFR. Tilliughast will have 10 tell
Il tn Copenhagen first.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
HIS PATRON SAINT

Little Boy; Mister, do you believe in Santa CLAUSE
Toy Dealer: Believe in him. worship him
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

And the most Illuminating feat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

ure OF the regrettahie incident Is
that they took marked money.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Cosiiys
= say said the brti hoy. that
near sighted man In tss Just fell
over a broom and spilled . pail u
water On himself"
Take him up a towel. aald the
hotel manager and charge him for
ono bath TIT itm
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Weary nnliam what ala you
tell dat lady when ahe asked u ye
wtix equal 10 Dc task q saWin'
wood
Tattered Tom: I tof her dat
equal wasn't dc word. J wux super
l0r 60 H. Chicago News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

The deuaRog we have always
with uH joe Cannon
Yes. Joe, they cant see his faults
Ia hin home district
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Moshsr-Arr washing your terrier mo
Nah would help M he dishes.
Hgh strung Daughtcr-why can you arak me
d sol gnobfe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Wealthy California woman irft
$50 0oa 70 - good bell hay This
may be q tensun tp other belt boys,
aud nsaYise not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
STAR DUST
Iosu WISE SAYS

9Th tale ~
aooss can't honkI
bot u aits thar
iust IN same"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

A lad 80. climbed into n window
% rob 81 Louis bank When he
grows older hr ain learn that The
best place e. rob bank Is behind
the counter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

m, mail. euf of sify---t year ~
sn,.tha. 81 bOt 1 month. ace. lsnfsfea
az seattle. wash, ppst"tisss
seeoad-etass matter,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Hey. fheret" yelled the conductor.
why are you taking that sac and
saw out II the case
4 want % open a window. re-
piled tha passenger ~ Kansas city
Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Now that Patton has q corner IN
cotton, people are beginning 70 boil
him out again.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

They've brought over old Ram
rHeN. who ruled Egypi 5000 Yearn
ago 10 Nrw York Bumt crowd.
hsirnxNes. don't crowd,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

"Pa, who said There's nothing
now under the sun ?"
some dealers Ia antiques. my
son. Puck
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Also Do your Christmas romon-
boring early.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13


"pa. who said There's nothing
new under the sum-"
some dealers in antiques. my
son. Puck
Now that Patton has corner in
cotton people are beginning 10 boil
him out again.
The demaRoR We have always
with un joe Cannon.
Yea Joe, they cant see his faults
Va hin home district,
Weary nliliam what ala YOU
/ tell dat lady when fha asked II ye
wux equal TO dc task q sa~in'
wood
Tattered Tom. I tor her dat
equal wasn't dc word J WE super
ior 60 it-~chicaEo News
Often Needed.
Hey. fhere'" yelled The conductor.
why are you taking that sac and
saw out u the casef
4 want O. open a window" re-
piled tho pasaeuErf. Kansas city
Journal
Also do your Christmas rnmon-
barring early
Actor Henry Miller calls the New
theatre a silded incubator Yet y
tarns out no bfpiicra. Now docs ~.
Hcnf
They've brought over old Ram
rHes. who ruled Egypi 5000 years
ago. 10 Nrw York Don't crowd.
heirnsnos. don't crowd.
Great snciai0Elnt H. Uncle Sam.
I Notice the nsiEhbofhpod Rork he's
doing Ia Central American
KnleAer What Ia Smiths idea
81 himmelf3
Rocker. nr doesn't think any
body eimr can DO n thing hs caH do
and ~ doesn't think ans body ~ise
can DO q thinE Do cant Do. Puck.
Latin republics are popularity
supposed o. be- fun ~ peppefy Ico-
pie They must be just tho oppo-
site 10 stand faF what they % as
leuE a. they %
The Fas. Pace.
lAasHtastAtH anu fsaAt MeA " sd
you find Il 30 necessary 10 bay an
automobile
wife on dear. 10 must keep In
the running q hlcaEo Tribune.
wealthy California woman icft
$50 00a q y good bell boy This
may be lenson a. other bell boya
aud nsaYlse not
Coetiy.s
= say said the brti boy. that
near sighted man in tss Just fell
over a broom and spilled . pail ~
water on himself
Take him uu a towel. aald the
hotel manager and charge him Tor
ono bath Tit Eitm
A lad ~ climbed into n window
o. rob ~ Louis bank When he
grows older he wiii learn that The
beet place g. rob bank Is behind
the counter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Actor Henry Miller calls the New
theatre a silded incubator Yet u
turnn out no brpiicra. Now docs u.
Hsnf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

latin republics are popularity
supposed o. be Fun ~ peppefy pco-
pie They must be just tho oppo-
site 10 stand fnF what they % as
hong as they 30
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

knicker What " Smiths idea
~ himself
Rocker fr doesn't think any
bofy einr ran DO thing hs csn do
aud ~ doesn't think ans body else
can DO q thing ho cant 90. PUCK.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13

Met a man from Colorado recent.
~. IN tell you what We think of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-13
WOULD DO HIS PART

Father of the Bride-Now that you're married ara
To furnish sNToom housed
Eloping Groom-Er-yes. II you furnish the six n
Republican farmer., 1909-04-02
WILL MODIFY THE LUMBER TAX
 IN PAYNE BILL
Provision for Maximum and. Minimum Will Be
 Changed Before Passage.

Washington. April 1.-The Ways and Means committee of the House has ap- parently seen a. great light. It be- came known today that the committee has decided to modify the lumber pro- vision of the Payne bill. As framed at present the bill provides for maxi mum rates on all forest products conn ing from any country or precinct that puts a tax or restriction on the expor- tation of any lumber product. As modified the maximum rates will a.p- ply only to such particular lumber products as are taxed for export by the foreign country or province.
 Under the Payne bill as at present if any province of Canada should tax toothpickS for export the United States would collect the maximum duty not only on toothpicks but also on saw logs, boards and every other form of lumber product coming from that pro- vince. Under the modification the maximum rates would apply only to toothpicks; and the other forms of the minimum rates 90 long as there is no tax on the export of these pro- ducts.
 Moreover. Representative Gaines, of West Virginia, a Repu bifcan member of the Ways and Means committee, during the course of 8 speech in the House today strongly intimated that the majority of the committee had ad- so decided to revoke the proposed un- popular tax on tea. There are also Indications that the duty on coffee will also be stricken from the bill by the committee.
Republican farmer., 1909-04-02
ELOPEMENT ENDS IN
 THE DIVORCE COURT
Bnt the Divorced Wife Does not Desire
 Alimony from Former Husband.

San Francisco. April 1.-Helen w. Graydon. daughter of J. Palmer Whit ney and wealthy in her own right, does not think her former husband, H. Graydon Harvard football player and later cobbfer in Cincinnati, then man ager for a. shoe concern, ought to have to pay her alimony Her divorce on the ground of incompatibility was signed late yesterday. Today her at torneys were to have taken up the question of alimony and consulted her.
 "Oh, dear me, no indeed, I do not care about any alimony at all. I just want my divorce. I don't think he could support me as want to be sup ported, anyway" There the matter was permitted to rest
 The wedding of Graydon and Miss Whitney was one of the big sensations in New York society a few years ago. The young woman was a. student at a fashionable establishment of Miss Ely on Riverside Drive and she met the Harvard student tl1rouGh a fellow stu dent who came from New England They met secretly a number of times and finally one dark night, she climb ed down a. rope made of the sheets of her bed, met young Graydon and they hIed themselves to the nearest preach CT who married them.
 But like many such marriages the parents opposed it and the couple fail ed to be happy. The romance was ended by the court decree.