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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
MARRIED.

tCatholic Standard and Timesl
Now, tell me" said the doctor. do
you ev1r hear a buzzing noise in your
ears?'t
of course. doctor. replied the patis1t-
Il thought you knew her"
"Eh2 WhOm2
NY wife"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
HER MISTAKE.

Houston PostD
Maggie run for the phone and call
the Doctor
''Yessum; what for7"
Ny husband looks awful
''Oi know it, mum, but they don't be
amputatin' faces these days. do thev2''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

c. r. Doan. Butte. Mont.
Ora Withel, Detroit. Mich.
\. p. Peterson. Spanish Fork.
Bertha E Frec5leton, Salt Lake.
Carl Berg. Salt Lake
Millie Olson, Salt Lake.
Isaiah Luewellyn, Scofield.
Minnetta JOlley. Moroni.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
GLUTEN eLUTToNs.

In view of the fact that prices Of food
stuffs are abnormally high and still adj
vancing. it is cheering to discover that
one may exist on a dollar a month ju-
diciously expended. The students OF
Amherst college, under the leadership
OF Lawrence Roberts of Utica. n. Y,
recently formed Gluten club and con-
Quoted a series of experiments. The
diet consisted of gluten mixed with wa
ter and cooked in many different styles.
Sometimes they enriched the gluten
preparations with milk
There were gluten cakes. SOUP of gIu-
ten, water. onions and beef bone mar
row. gluten potato mash, and sweet
gluten cakes. scrambled eggs. coffee. ice
cream, gluten bread, gluten tortoni and
steak cooked in gluten crumbs, with
many other fancy dishes added, cne ez-
penses averaging about Az cents a DAY
a man.
Gluten would probably pail upon the
taste after a month or two, but the diet
IS sure to become popular in case pro-
visions go any higher. One sad thought
occurs at this juncture. Just as we are
getting used to the straight gluten diet
some benevolent captain of industry is
sure to form a trust, corner the gluten
market and soak us once again in the
matter of prices. OF course. the paupar
gluten of Europe would not be allowed
to come into the country in any event,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
STARTLING.


Yes, our table Is always up to date, %
bCssted the landlady. We have those
beautiful red candles on It at supper
time"
Candles for supper" gasped the pros
pective boardeT. Madam, do you think
[ am an Eskimo?'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
ON THE JOB.
Chicago NeWsl

Gunner-In some Of the European cit
les they have women conductors on the
street cars.
Guyer-That so? Pretty girls 1 sup
pose.
Gunner-Oh, they are passing fare.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Provo people are much exercised over
the depot matter. There are times when
it is necessary 10 fight for ones rights.
A vote of the citizens would appear to
be the proper thing under the circum-
stances.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
AN "INDEPENDENT" VIEW.

The Kansas City Star, which is pro-
fessedIy independent, but has strong
Republican leanings, sizes up the pOlit-
zeal situation as follows after the vote
on the tariff bill in the senate: "Of the
two parties, the Democratic organiza-
tion is in the better position so far as
the final vote on the Aldrich bill is con-
Cerned. for only one Democrat voted for
it, But the people should not concern
themselves so much about the party al
IGnces involved as about the promises
broken. They should rally to the sup
port of the friends of real revision, be
they Democrats or Republicans. and re
tire to private life at the earliest oppOr-
tunities those who have ignored the
promises Of both parties and the rights
of the people. It is q matter Of men,
not of parties"
That's not giving the Democrats the
credit to which they are entitled, and
of course the Star will discover reasons
three years hence, as usual, why it
should continue to support the Repub-
Hcan party, even though the tariff is
the issue and the Democrats are lined
up on the side of the people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

The new minister to China sought in
SEPARATION at the offices of J. P. Morgan
& Co. before starting for his post. Mr..
Crane evidently knows who is the real
Republican boss I'm this country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

The Moors and the Spaniards are once
more face TO face with scimitar and
sword. Crescent and cross again.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Chairman Payne as the champion of
the people in the matter of tariff reduc-
toni Good Lord. deliver US!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Argentina is now on her high horse,
and if Bolivia escapes a spanking it viii
be because she apologies, and quickly
at that.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Millions for the interests. but not one
cent for the consumer. Patriotism in
1909.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

It is barely possible that the lazy bug
may infect people UP north at certain
seasons of the year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Much depends upon the spinal column
Of the president these days. If he doesn't
weaken the other fellows will be COM
PEELED to right about face.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
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present address.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22
X !, Felix Soursud'a Oriental
Cream or Magical 8seutifiar
4. NOT The SAME

Baltimore American
f,iri,is,l, 1--WE Ienant-Doss the Landlord
$3.50 ,-.'.i enough steam heat?
with hot air. very liberal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Roosevelt is writing an account of his
travels in Africa, treatise on polit-
ical economy or a TRADE of abuse Of
rich malefactors. Anyway, he isn't
hunting just at present. -Oh, that mine
adversary had written a book, walled
Job I'm distress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Hog, hominy and harmony at the
White house.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Premier Clemenceau of France lost
his temper and his job in quick success
sion. Something always pops when
angry passions rise, and the French
chamber of deputies is one of the most
uncertain parliamentary bodies on
earth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-22

Tomorrow, IN Ceylon's Spicy Isle. "
The Jewels of Ophir.'
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14

It's as easy to secure a bargain in a used
automobile through want advertising as II
used to be-and still is-to horse
and carriage
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
FOR THE BRIDE

Wedding presents should be acknowl-
edged as soon as they are received.
And so one of the earliest orders
bride should give is for an extra supply
of note paper for the purpose. This
buying is often troublesome to one
whose purse is limited, for If woman
has her paper monogramed, that Whlch
has her maiden initials is useless after
she is married, yet she must have
enough to answer all demands preVl-
Gus to the time her name is changed.
And as there Is no way of computing
the quantity needed, she must have
large supply.
She should also have a die made with
her new address or initials, and paper
stamped, for it Is more than likely that
she cannot answer all her notes before
her marriage. She will wish to Write
some letters or notes while on her we'd
ding journey, and it will be satisfac-
ton to have the proper paper Indeed,
correctly chosen, properly stamped
writing paper is one of the hallmarks or
good breeding.
To acknowledge gifts of intimate
friends is not difficult, for ones thanks
are unaffected, spontaneous and infor-
NAL But it is test to write graceful
formal note to a person one has never
seen, an act all girls who marry must
do, because some of their presents come
from friends of the bridegroom whom
she does not know. And so tact must
be used in such letters, for should she
be formal with an old friend of her
prospective husbands family she gives
an impression of aloofness that may be
unfortunate. On the other hand, to be
effusve with those she does not know
is bad form, should they be only formal
acuuaintances of the bridegroom. 1t
will greatly simplify matters and aid in
giving her cue if the girl can consult
her future husband and find out exactly
the relationship which giver occupies.
There are always some presents from
his business friends, men whom he
knows down town. but not socially, and
those must be carefully thought of be-
fore answering. A girl who is tactless
iH acknowledging gifts from such per-
sens may sometimes so antagonize
them as to hurt her husband in busi-
ness way; on the other hand, she may,
with tact, aid with the same individuals
by creating a good impression.
ROSANNA SCHUYLER.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
Wrinkles That Come from Worry

Turkish toweling wet with as hot
water as you can stand. over TINS
place two thicknesses of bath toWellng
and allow to cool. Repeat this process
four or five times, then rub In ccla
cream and wipe it off again. The last
stage consists of applications of ice
water to tone up the skin.
Speaking of creams, never use one
that contains lanolin unless you wish
to raise a beard. It is a prime hair
grower.
This is the time of the year when
the girl who recklessly exposed her
skin all summer weeps and walls.
There is nothing so senseless as this
reckless tanning of the skin as If 1t
were leather. 1t coarsens the pores so
that they never can be made fine
again.
Reward of System
The trouble with the average woman
who tries to earn her living is that she
rarely does one single thing well. That
is the cry of all the people who try to
help her, "Oh, If she were only thor
ough in one branch instead Of doing
half a dozen half heartedly!"
No matter how humble the accom-
plishment-making bread, making shirt
waists or writing a good, clear hand
1t is worth something, where smat-
ter1ng OF all the Accomplishments III
the world is positively useless.
I think we can train ourselves along
those lines by not letting ourselves
pick up things only to lay them down
again, by concentrating the entire
mind on what we are doing, by not
starting half a dozen pieces of en-
broidery at once, but by finishing the
one we have on hand before taking up
another These things all help to form
the sort of character which is a wom-
ans best friend in the hour of need,
and in fact at all times.
KATE CLYDE.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14

III HE Woman's club of Hollywood
listened yesterday afternoon to
4 n nrnerarn of vocal and instru
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14

TN HE woman who lives long is not
the one who has the easiest life;
II she is the one who knows how to
snare herself. A certain amount OF
canniness in this direction is absolutely
necessary If we don't want to adVer-
tise to the world by our drawn faces
and wrinkled skins how hard we are
working.
A woman I met recently had just
come east after fifteen years OF strug-
gle to earn her living in Texas. A
worthless husband had deserted her,
and she had managed to support her
self and her little daughter. After all
these years she was making her hrst
visit home to her relatives, and they
marveled that she looked so young
after struggling so hard away out on
ranch where there were no complexion
creams or beautifiers and where. in
deed, the water was hard enough TO
ruin any complexion.
But actually she didn't have one
wrinkle and looked younger than most
of her friends of the same age: We
were soon to learn the reason why.
When the time came for her to go
back to Texas she started on a small
local train with some people who were
going to nearby city. We asked her
If she knew what time she would get
a train from Lu6T0 SOluS WSSlW oil W cliN'
she smilingly said she did not. In
uqiries as to where she was going to
stop for the night and how soon she
would reach home brought the same
answer. She merely started on her
way and let herself be transferred
from place to place without the slight
est qualm. That woman knew the Sc
cret of keeping young-she never wor-
ried.
Worry Wrinkles
On the other hand, I have a friend
Tapped in luxury who has fine net
work of wrinkles all over her lovely
face. And these came solely from
worry-useless worry at that-but she
never is happy unless she has some
thing to fuss about. If everything Is
going so we'll that the present offers
her no satisfaction she always has the
future to fall back upon.
Silly woman! The time to worry is
when real trouble comes, and only
then. But the wisest women don't even
worry at that time; they do something
instead.
Speaking of wrinkles. there are
many causes that lead to them.
Eye strain Is one of the most fire.
quent. Nearsighted people nearly al
ways frown in an awkward, peering
sort of way, endeavoring to see what
they cannot focus, If the eyes are left
in their natural position. Eye strain
will cause both horizontal and vertical
wrinkles in the forehead and fine wrin-
kles at the corners of the eyes them
selves.
Learn to Relax
Exposing the face to the glare of the
sun on the water Is equally productive
of wrinkles.
No matter how strenuous you feel
within, relax your face and assume a
don't care expression, outwardly at
least. This is good for your self con-
troll as we'll as your skin.
The skin should always be kept PHI
able. Here is a simple treatment
which may be practiced by any one at
home. 1t should not be done, by the
way, Immediately before going out of
doors
Soften the face first with cold cream,
then spread over the face a cloth of
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
THE MODEST SCOT

Love of country Is so fine virtue
that it seems difficult to carry 1T to ex-
cess. A resident of a small village in
the north of Scotland paid business
visit to London the other day. He hap
pened to call on a merchant who was
unknown to him, but had once made a
stay in his native place. In the course
of conversation the visitor made use of
an expression that led the other to ex-
claim:
Surely you come from Glen Nc
Luskie?"
The assertion, however, was denied.
Presently, to the merchants surprise,
another Glen McLuskie expression was
heard.
my dear Mr.. MacTavish feel con-
vinced that you are a Glen McLuskte
man after ALL insisted the merchant
"Weel," returned the other, I'll no
deny it any longer"
"Then why didn't you say so at
?" demanded the Englishman.
"Weel." was the calm response, "1
dinna like to boast of it in London."-
London Chronicle.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
Society

nR. AND MRS. F. NJ. POTTINGER
of Monrovia and Los Angeles,
who have been in Europe since
the early summer, reached New York
over a week ago and are expected to
arrive in Los Angeles by october IL,
Mrs. Pottinger and son, Francis, Will
precede DR.. Pottinger, who Will lee
ture at several points in the east
Mrs. Charles Warren Hinchclife was
hostess yesterday at the first of Sc
ries of bridge luncheons, covers belng
laid for twelve.
Mr. and Mrs. Roth Hamilton en-
tertained with an informal dinner at
their home on Orange street recently
in celebration of the SEVENTEEN birth
day anniversary of Mrs. Jennie Kemp
ton, Mrs. Hamilton's mother.
kilograms conveying best wishes
were received from absent friends and
the Dominant club, of which Mrs.
Kempton is an honored member, sent
a big basket of violets and maiden
hair fern, the same flowers that were
used in profusion to deck the dinner
table.
s.
Mrs. 2. D. Mathus was special
guest last week at a charmingly ap-
pointed luncheon given by Mrs. h. =;
Uhl of Monrovia. who also entertal,Ileo
Mrs. w. Judson Smith and her motner'
Mrs. Laura Geddes of Los ---s Angeles1'
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
VIII Omen Branch Library

East Los Angeles branch library, To-
Gated at the corner of Avenue "a and
Downer avenue, is to be formally
opened with a program of addresses
this evening at o'clock. Speakers will
include Charles r. Lummis, Miss Pearl
Gleason, superintendent of branches;
Mrs. w. c. Mushet, president of the
Wednesday Morning club, which has
been the principal factor in securing
the library, and Joseph Mesmer. There
will be some good music, and the pub
lie is cordially invited to be present.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
JAPANESE Tour New York

NEW YORK, Oct 13.-Visits were
made to the clearing house, subtreas-
ury and stock exchange today by the
honorary commercial commissioners of
japan. At noon the party visited the
city hall, where Mayor Mcclellan made
a speech of welcome.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
Ruvs Hippodrome Interest

CINCINNATI, Oct. 13.-George B.
Cox, the millionaire Republican leader
of this city, has bought all of Max
Andersons interest in the Hippo
drome of New York city, as well as
the Anderson interest in the Shubert
Theatrical company. This deal is said
to give absolute control of the Shu-
bert combination to Lee Shubert and
Mr.. Cox.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
Nominated for Governor

PROVIDENCE, R. l., Oct. 1S.-The
Rhode Island Republican state con-
vention assembled here today and re-
nominated Adam J. Pothier for gov
ernor. The main features of the plat
form were the Endorsement of the
Payne-Aldrich tariff bill and praise
of Senator Aldrich.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
Californian Is Honored

CHICAGO, Oct. 13.-The American
Association of Passenger Agents, in
convention here today, elected George
W. Andrews, general passenger agent
of the Pacific Coast Steamship COM
pany, president of the association.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14

Mrs. M. L. Butts and Mrs. ]. H. Bar
tie of Monrovia.
Mrs. Edwin G. Howard and Mrs
Herbert D. Requa will issue invita-
tions in a few days for reception
with which they will entertain at
Ebell club house the afternoon of
November g.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14
Club News

IN HE Womans club Of Hollywood
listened yesterday afternoon to
Il program of vocal and instru-
mental numbers presented by Mrs.
Edmund S. Shank and Archibald Ses-
sions.
The following selections were pro
grammed:
1.-THE Nightingale .................... Stevens
Two Gypsy Songs ........................ Dvorak
Long Ago, Sweetheart Mine"
"a Maid Sings Light" .,.,.......... MacDoweli
Air de Musetta from La Boheme" ...Puccini
Piano:
(a) Legende ...................s.... Paderewski
(b) ''To a Waterlily" MacDowell
soupir Leo stern
Menuet d 'Exandet ...............,... Weckernn
Aria "Brille Comme e'clair'' ........Grety
Q7th Century,
"a Spinning Song ........................
Love in May ................ Horatio Parker
$
Cosmos club met for the opening
session of the year yesterday after
noon in Ebell club house and were
entertained by a lecture by Rev. Ar
thur S. Phelps, who had for his topic
Classic Greece" Following the lecture
an informal reception was held in the
enclosed patio and punch was served.
Under the leadership of Mrs. H. c.
Cover, the Shakespeare section will
begin their work Thursday of next
week and will take up Winters Tale" !"
=
The California Business Womans
association will hold a social evening
in parlors A and B of the Auditorium
building the evening of october 10.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-10-14

It's as easy to secure a bargain in use3
automobile, through want advertising. as 1t
used to be-and still is-to secure horse
and carriage.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-12-16
INDIANA OPTION
Law Is UPHELD
Is Declared Constitutional by the
Supreme Court of That
State Today.
IS VICTORY FOR The DRYS
High Tribunal Affirms Judgment of a
County Court Which Fined sa-
loonkeeper Under the New
Statute-Test Case.

indianapolis. Ind, Dec. 16.-The su-
preme court of Indiana today held
constitutional the county option cleo
ito nlaw, under which sixty-five OF the
ninety-two counties of Indiana have
closed the saloons.
The supreme court affirms the judg-
ment of a county court that fined sa-
loonkeeper, who had sold liquor after
dry" victory i'm an option election
had been registered. The saloonkeep-
er's case was carried to the supreme
court for test of the law. The court
says none of the contentious against
the constitutionality of the law is val
Id.
The defendant argued that the state
legislature passed a law in 1876 pro-
viding for the issuing of liquor Ii
censes and the county option law con-
ferred upon the people power to sus-
pend the older law and was in fact
legislation. This the court
denies. The law is not prohibitory to
direct whether or not liquor licenses
shall be issued in different counties
under the older law.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-12-16
GOOD PLAY LAST NIGHT.

ter last evening was "a Stubborn Gin
ter las tevening was "A Stubborn Gin
derella," and it played to well-filled
house. The company was satisfying in
every particular, and greatly delight
ed the audience. 1t can be recommend
ed to musical comedy lovers and thea
ter-goers in general i'm the Portage
lake district, where it will be presented
this evening and tomorrow night
The production is replete with good
songs and choruses, and climaxes of
interest. The play is beautifully staged
and costumed, and with good comedy
and a bevy OF clever girls, who can
sing. IL is most entertaining. Homer
b. Mason, in the leading role of Mac"
Grace Kennicott as Lady Leslie"
George Romain as "Col. Hunt" and
Lillian Rhpads as Lois" are high class
people in their profession.
Mr.. Mason has never been seen to
better advantage than in this produc-
tion. He is given every opportunity to
display his powers as a comedian, and
he seizes every opportunity which
comes his way. Last night he had his
audience convulsed with laughter from
his initial appearance until the final
curtain.
Grace Kennicott, as Lady Leslie"
made a captivating cinderella"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-12-16
FORM
ALSO CHANGES
Descendants Of Foreigners Devel-
op Distinct American
Physical Type
IMPORTANT REPORT Is MADE
Children of Foreigners Become Amer
ieanized Physically as Well as in
Habits Of Living and Ways
of Thinking.

Washington, Dec. 16.-That the ply.
sical form as well as the habits OF liv-
ing and ways of thinking of the de-
scendants OF foreigners who immi-
crate to America is different from that
of their ancestors is the conclusion of
the immigration commission, as en-
bodied i'm a preliminary report of that
body which today was presented to
congress.
The discovery Is regarded as of inn
portance in anthropological science as
indicating the development of a dis
tinct American physical type in per-
sons of European descent. Even the
most stable racial characteristics seem
to have changed under the new en-
vironment. The commission also notes
there is a falling off in the size of
families after their arrival in the
United States.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-12-16
WRESTLER MILLER DEFENDS
HIS TITLE AT ST. PAUL

st. Paul. Dec. 16.-Before the great
est crowd that ever Witnessed a wrest-
ling match i'm ST. Paul, Young Miller"
of st. Paul, welterweight champion of
the world, successfully defended his
title against Dick Shepard OF Pipe
stone. Mimi, here last night. Miller
won the first fall in forty-five minutes
and the second i'm twenty minutes
Forty-five hundred persons saw the
match. and IL Is estimated that over
$4,000 changed hands in the betting
Miller will be at Quincy ILL.,, on Dec. 21.
Young Miller is well known i'm CAL
umet, and his friends rejoice in the
victory which he has won. Shepard,
the challenger. is an aggressive wrest-
Ter and has won much support through
out the northwest. Many of his friends
him able to down the St Paul
lad.