The Detroit times., 1909-05-28

! thor OF dis communication would sug-
! chest that an owl ear he designated Tor
! his egRsclusiVe use for night calls 10
| the bedside OF wealthy patients IN
| conclusion, der committee would
abbreciate IL as an eggspression OF
good faith N a subway could be eggsca-
waited underground from Harmonic nan
/ To Harper hospital whereby the com,
mon people could be sure OF der baI
air. leaving der rich und edueationed
/ on top. as usual All OF wen lss re-
spectfully suspiciontd. -
Chairman y. whiriing Eddy w nat
shall we do with the report, frllahsF
a Noice-Have IL translated INTO
English for the instruction OF the
masses,
CEnter Very Fleet Whispers 70 the
chairman. Latte mods ana Very Fleet
| retlres.)
y. WhIrIing Eddy-Aw. gentleman,
We are 10 ne higniy honored t9htshI
/ our good governor, Duly warned, nap,
pens To be- passing through the city ana
has consented 10 address us. Nhhler
1 Duly Warned ard Very Fleet)
Gov. Duly Speaking labor
/ iously. with frequent references 10
pack of cards containing his notes -
! My-frlends-l-am- elighted-to--be
I d-look-into--your 80 races
AS YOU -- know -- am not 49, a
-speechmaker-but--- "A --chee semak"r
/ There - millions - In - II ~ IN - my
---cheese--I-mean. For-this-reason
it-my--duty --tO--veto-the
-anti-free lunch bill--beCause-lt- =
terteres-with the widespread-dls
semination--of-m y-Chcese. Messen-
1 for Gov Duly Warned Chairman
I calls for IL and hands To governor. he
holds hurried conversation with chalr
man and departs pausing at the door,
Pardon this unceremonlous departure.
gentlemen But ! must get 10 Lansing
! at once TO I'll vacancy In the warden
/ ship AT Jackson
Chairman Whiriing Eddy have a
bwilliant idea To PROFOUND, gentlemen.
Speaking OF the subway. i pwopose
that our negotiations with reference
! 10 franchise be carried on in the hover
| language-which IS very beautitul ana
very discreet open communication
corrupts good manners and eNcltes nor,
rid suspicious. Henceforth, We Will
converse In horal emblems. The more |
listen to orators like Governor Duly
! Warned. the more convinced am that
Is far superior 10 the human tongue.
-S-rrS-fri elect
Very Fieet--Mr. Chairman. Jersey
Hunchou is without
Chairmau WhirIinx Eddy-without
what?
Very FIeet-without a franchise.
Chairman Whiriing Eddy-Show him
up-aw, that IS, show him in Enter
Jersey Hunchon. slowly, quletly,
putting long cigar deliberately. Poses
thoughtfully. after bowling 10 everyone
Presents bouquet OF fOrget-ms- nots.
Chairman offers in return a leaf OF cen
fury plant with map OF Detroit at
tached. They exchange knowing
Chairman Whiriing Eddy--In return
! for your forget me-nots We hand You
century plant. Is 100 years long
dorsey Hunchon mods quietly and
withdraws)
Chairman WhirIing Eddy-All COM
mittees will now address themselves
! to the duties We have assumed in order
/ TO leave our good mayor free TO al :
dress himself to weightier matters
understand that just now ne Is getting
| a shave and shampoo at the Assessors
! Office.
CAS- the committee works over books
and papers, the voices OF Floral fhiI
and Prof Slickery are heard IN the
| background. A lesson in oratory Is IN
progress.)
Prof siickery-New TO begin the
l first lesson Floral Phil. You strike a
statesmanlike pose. erect yet easy. The
left hand resting lightly on the table,
the right hanging quietly at the side
between the second and third button.
Steady-not so stin. please. EASY
relax the tense, strained muscies OF
the face. Don't seowl so-sniie; ina,
Friends. eIlow-citisens. GENTLEMEN.
and members Of the band'-the mem
bers OF the band being voters, you
KNOW am delighted TO see such
representative and reputable rally here
tonight" Co on
FLORAL PhiI-"Friends good. fellow
members and the gentlemen In the
band
Prof. sIickery--No. no! Do you want
to Intimate that there are no gentle
men present except those in the band!
| Friends. fellow cttixens. GENTLEMEN.
and members OF the band Try again
Floral PhiI-Friends. fellow cittzen-,
GENTLEMEN CHATS bstterD, ana
/ members OF the band (fineo. am de-
| lighted to see such a representative
and disreputabIe rally
T. Prof. SIickery-Stop, In heavens
name,
Floral Phil-Stop, In heavens name
Stop. friends. fellow citizens. gentle
men and members OF the band. because
Prof Slickery commands you to.
(Curtain.)