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Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Save the Babies.

something Hight realize
all the children born in civilized countries twenty-five per cent or nearly
onua die before they reach year; sven per cent or more
than one before they fv and one-ha before they are fenl
We do not hesitate that timely of Coa save ma
% precious lives Neither do hesitate say many of these
nan deaths are oOned Onacoc preparations Drops ncures
and soothing sold for chs complaints or less opium
morphine They in considerable quantities. deadly poisons any quantity
they up ard circulation and lead congeson Sickness DEATH Caora
operates exactly the but you that signature
Chas Fletcher Caoa the blood circulate properly opens
pores Of the skin and alaYs fever.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
RooseveIfs Return Delayed.

Naibrobi, B. E. A., Oct. 2.-Colonel
Roosevelt, who was expected to arrive
here October Is from his hunting trip
in the Mweru district, will probably
not come in until October 70. The DE.
Law is caused by the indisposition Of
Edmund Heller, the zoologist OF the
expedition, who is suffering slightly
from the pressure of work.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

Sore throat leads to Tonsilitis, Quin-
sy and Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard
Oil used as a gargle upon the first
symptoms of sore throat will invsri-
ably prevent all three of these dread
diseases.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

How can Prof. Thomas truthfully in
sist that the value OF a girl Is slight,
when 1t is well known fact that man
is willing to spend money on them,
with them and for them. IL he can only
have the privilege of claiming possess
sion ?-Detroit News.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

Pretty Cousin-Algy, don't your
knees get cold in that uniform?
Algy Tin Highland costume)-Baw
Jove, they did at first, but l said to
them: "Hootl Dinna forget that my
ain Granddaughter was a Scotsman"
and, baw Jove, they warmed right up
to the ideal
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
UnanswerabIe.

Pardon me. Dr. Nextly. but II Is
simply preposterous for you to want to
marry my daughter. You are more
than twice as old as she is"
81 know that. Mr.. Sykes. but when
she has heen preachers wife ten or
fifteen years she will look fully as old
nc I do "-Chicago Tribune
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

Everybody says that Jones has the
finest mind, insight. and sagacity he
ever ran across. How did Jones get
such a reputation
Easy. Whenever you make q state
ment he says. BY love. that's so! Why
didn't ] ever think OF that before7 2 -
Cleveland Leader.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Her Only Chapca

You must not interrup, me wbs,
am speaking, Ethel" ''
why that's the only time car
eneerrupt you. mamma" - Yonke-,
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Practical Advice.

Nell (seriously) )-Between the rich
old man 1 don't love and the poor
young man do love am between two
horns of a dilemma.
Bell (fippantly)-Then take the
horn of plenty.-Baltimore American.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

iendt D, No! Mother-in-Lay.n -
are you friend of the prisoner ?'
magistrate o'Connor asked a buxom
woman witness in the Central street
ponce station court yesterday.
NO I'm his mother law" replied
tne woman, without any particular
snow OF feeling.-New York World.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

Congress refused United ststas
commissioner of Education Browns
request for $4,000 to study certain
phase OF child life, but granted $4,000
for scientific study of CLAIMS
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

Vice may be monster of hideous
mien, but stage play or write book
about it, and 1t beats the deuce how
many persons will welcome the mon.
ster.-Los Angeles Express.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Has Had Training

mrs Chureh-You say she was q
war correspondent once?
mrs Gotham-Yes, she was secre-
eary OF a woman's club.-Yonkers
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
They Were Too Hast

Those Africans who named Mr..
Roosevelt Bwana Tumbo really ought
to see Mr.. Taft, who is a great deal
bwanier ard has tumbo twice as
large.-Uncle Remus Magazine.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Nothing New There.

Great Author-Waiter, this steak is
as tough as leather.
Waiter-Fve always heard you was
an original character. sir. but I'm
blessed if you don't jist say the same
as all on 'em do.-Tit-Bits.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Promising Youth.

you don't know how proud am OF
my younger brother jerry" said Mrs.
Lapsling. Before he had been in col
lege three years he got his bacchana-
liam degree"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Won Her Over.

His wife used to be strongly op.
posed to his playing poker and now she
likes to have him play"
"Yes, he plays better than he used
to."-Houston Post.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Put to otner r..
doesn'l

Erawiord-so your wife doesn.,
make mince pies any more?
Sraoshaw-No- She uses all the
ouus % and ends around the house as
trimmings for her hat-Puck
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

! was mimicking Professor p.,.
Ses.eruay and he caught me-"
What did he say?"
Told me to stop making q ,,.s :.
myself Wash 'o0' o.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.


He-There was nearly bad frs at
the theater.
She-How was that?
He-The villain lit a cigarette and
tossed the match into the snow.-St.
Louis Times.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Convincing Proof.

Good gracious, Jane my hand is
always in my pocket"
mo, 1t isn't, John, or you would feel
that letter there I gave you to mail
two weeks ago.-Baltimore American.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Amateur VS.. Expert,

Some wimmen spend about half
their time tryin' to make themselves
look somewhere near as good as a
photographer can."-Los Angeles Ex-
press.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07

$50 you are raising chickensf"
YES" answered Mr. Crosslots.
What do you find the greatest men
ace to the welfare of poultry?"
Sunday company" - Washington
Star.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Next best Thing.

"How does your husband manage In
the winter when the automobile season
Is over?"
~Fine. He takes up bowling and
tries to kill the pinboys.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Quick as Wink.

II your eyes ache with smartine
D9rnlng sensation and dizziness use
PEITlT'S EYE SALVE. All drugpists
or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Not to BE Tempted.

Redd-I see 1t is estimated that
here are 10000 tons Of radium in the
sea.
Greene-But even that won't tempt
the girl with the swell bathing suit
to GO into the water.-Yonkers States
man.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-07
Bad BLOOD

Before began using Cascarets 1 had
sbad complexion, pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as 1t should
have been. Now ! am entirely we'll, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face: can truthfully say that Cascare:s
are just as advertised; have taken only
two boxes of them"
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Peasant Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
iOc. 2oc, Soc Never sold In bulk. The genr-
Inc tablet stamped c c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 927
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08
Mothers Day.

The second Sunday in May has
been chosen by those especially
interested as Mothers Day. The
suggestion first came from Miss
Anna Jarvis of Philadelphia, and
the day was observed last year
in many cities. The approval
given the movement by the press
and by well.known men and wo'
men has encouraged the pro-
moters to make the observance
an annual affair, and they hope
some day to make it information
al. They urge that each of Us
set aside that Sunday to think
about "the best mother in the
world" that white carnations b
worn or sent to the hospitals u
memory of our mothers, and tina
ministers choose appropriate
texts. Every one who is the for
tunate possessor of a living moth
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08
Rhetorical Differences.

London Scraps
Schoolmaster Ito his wife)-My|
dear, l wish you would speak
more carefully. You say that
Henry Jones came to this town
from Sunderland.
Wife-Yes.
Schoolmaster-Well, now,
wouldn't it be better to say that
he came from Sunderland to
this town?
Wife, don't see any differ.
ence in the two expressions.
Schoolmaster But there is a
difference, a rhetorical difference.
You don't hear me make use OF
such awkward expressions. BY
the way, | have a letter from
your father in my pocket.
Wife-But my father is not in
your pocket. You mean you have
in your pocket a letter from my
father.
Schoolmaster-There you g
with your little bubbles. Yo'
take a delight in harassing me
You are always taking up
thread and representing it as
rope.
Wife-Representing it to be
rope, you mean.
Schoolmaster-For goodness
! sake, be quiet. Never saw sue
! a quarrelsome woman in my lif'
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08
Subscription Sl.SO Per Year in AdVanc,
Saturday, May s. 1909.
Boil Weeyil Talk.

The Baton Rouge cOrrespOn.
dent of the Picayune says:
That the boil weevil in this
section of the State will not do
serious damage to the early cot.
ton is the opinion of WilmOn
Newell, Secretary of the State
Crop Pest Commission. After
the lSt of August the weevils
are expected to appear in large
numbers, and will do unques-
toned damage to the crops.
The past season was favorable
in East Baton Rouge for the hi.
bernatiOn of the pest says Mr..
Newell, but the general rule has
been that where the weevil has
appeared the summer previous
in a parish that little damage is
done until late the following sum-
mer. Those farmers who have
early maturing cotton and have
followed the cultural methods
should be able to get 95 per cent
of their crops, so far as the dam
age from the boil weevil will af
feet the yield. But where from
late planting, poor seed and fail
ure to cultivate properly the croI
is slow in maturing, the weevi
will do considerable damage.
| According to entomOlgists TIN
pest is expected to increase il
sufficient numbers after Angus
LIST to practically prevent TIN
making of a crop after that date
The experiments that are beinI
conducted at Mansura show tina
. a great proportion of the weevil
are surviving the season. y
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08
Pointed Paragraphs.

Chicago News.
A good fighter lodges a lot of
quarrels.
Many a pretty shoe covers a
hOmely foot.
Unlike a man. q hen is satisfied
with a picked.up dinner.
Trying to make money often
results in making trouble.
Once in a great while a young
man manages to tame his wild
oats.
The louder a man talks-well
you know what there is in a bass
drum.
A girl may have a face that is {
Ipoem-but lots of men don't un
derstand poetry.
If a woman does't continue Il
trust her husband its because h
is a trust buster.
Wise is the man who is willinI
to climb down off his dignity lon
enough to do his duty.
About one-third of a voluntee
church choir can sing, and tn
other two,thirds would like t
sing.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08

WANTED-Succes Magazine re
quires the services of a man in West
Feliciana to look after expiring sub
Scriptions and to secure new business
by means of special methods unusual.
ly effective; position permanent: pre-,
fer one with experience, but would
consider any applicant with good nat,
ural qualifications; salary $3.50 pei
day, with commission option. Ad,
dress, with references, r. c. Peacock,
Room lO2, Success Magazine Bldg,
New York.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08

,conded and carls
appropriated to 70
O Plant fund.
econded and carii
lg corporation b
and staples.
|e Co, supplies
........''''"
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08

err is asked to choose that day TO
visit, write or telephone her, and
in a general way show her, re-
marks an exchange, what a very
popular person she is with her
sons and daughters.
1t looks as though these good
people had lent themselves to a
deliberate conspiracy to make
somebody happy. Whether this
is constitutional or not we do not
know, but we do not recall any
body who ever got into serious
difficulty by thinking about his
mother.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COL
LEGE? If so we can help you. We
have already put hundreds through
college by means of our plan. Write
to-day for full information regarding
our offer of free scholarship in any
school or college. Address, Robert
]. Sherlock, 1881 East 22d Street,
New York City.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08

The following advice is from
the Ladies' Home Journal: Drink
less, breathe more; eat less, chew
more; ride less, walk more;
clothe less, battle more; worry
less, sleep more; talk less, think
more: waste less, give more;
scold less, read more; preach
less, practice more.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08
An ACrOStiC.

A DVERTISING creates an appetite for
n your goods. It's laxative for the
shoppers purse.
DON'T let your ad. become stagnant.
~ Your trade will contract malaria.
VANITY is natural, but don't quit adver-
' Using because people know you. It's
the quality of the goods you sell and prices
that draw trade today.
ENVY not your competitors lot, and
IL copy after him. Blaze trail for
yourself; babe can travel beaten path.
DEFRAIN from prevarication in your
X ads. Lies in print catch suckers, not
Gold Fish.
TELL what you have to sell, tell it in a
L few words, well, and quote prices.
INVEST in newspaper space. It's safe,
L and will return good dividends.
CEASONABLE advertising pays best.
- Advertise heaviest when demand for
goods is greatest.
ENTER not into any fake advertising
IL scheme, you'll get fieeced and the
other fellow will have the wool.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08
Goodbye, God Bless You"

| like the Anglo-Saxon speech
With it's direct revealings;
II takes hold, and seems to reach
Way down into our feelings.
That some folks deem it rude know,
And therefore they abuse it;
But have never found it so
Before all else choose it.
| don't object that men should air
The Gallo they have paid for
With "Au revoir," "Adieu ma chere,"
For that's what French was made for.
But when crOny takes your hand
At parting to address you
He drops all foreign lingo and
He saws, Goodbye, God bless YOU!
This seems to me sacred phrase,
With reverence impassiOned;
A thing come down from righteous days.
Quantity but nobly fashioned.
II well becomes an honest face,
voice that's round and cheerful;
II stays the sturdy in his place
And soOthes the weak and fearful.
Into the pOrches Of the ears
It steals with subtle JUNCTION,
And in your heart of hearts appears
To work its gracious function.
And all day long with pleasing song
It fingers to caress you
I'm sure no human heart goes wrong
That's told Goodbye, God bless you
I love the words, perhaps because
When was leaving mother;
Standing at last in solemn pause
We looked at one another,
And II saw in mothers eyes
The love she could not tell me
A love eternal as the skies,
Whatever fate befell me;
She put her arms around my neck
And soOthed the pain OF leaving,
And though her heart was like to break,
She spoke no words of grieVing,
She let no tear bedim her eye,
For fear that might distress me-
But kissing me, she said goodbye,
And asked our God to bless me.
Eugene Field.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1909-05-08

|iler walls was u
lmittee.
onded and carrld
rtise for bids d
|onOed and carrIa
salaries and Coz
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29
. GR06MING THORP
HIS FRIENDS MAKE AN !. EARLY
!: START IN A,sARhaikas HIM UP !
= a, a. ~ FOR DISTRICT JUDGE. Z

Z; jamestown, n. d. Jan. 29.-With
the appointment Of Hon. s.. e. Ellis.
worth to the supreme bench, Geo. w
Thorp Of this city. Is regarded as the
logical candidate for the judicial hon:
ors In the Fifth district. at the next
election. Editors throughout the
county are commenting on the fact
that If SStutsman county expects to
regain the judiciary, Mr. Thorp is the
man who will accomplish the result,
Citizens Of the county feel that as
states attorney, in which position he
is starting his third term, he has been
the most successful that the county
has ever produced, and hts success
in that office is regarded as one of the
salient features of the boom that is
rapidly spreading for him as the next
Judge. It has been noted that during
his incumbency Mr.. Thorp has not
lost one case either in the district
OR the supreme court for the county.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29
STILL. ! / ! /. |. | !, SHY J | | !
ONE ! | ] VOTE ! | !
Ike !! Sl'llephe1 % Ol l!ll|sc,olsil
!. Won and Lost YeieS
.....= for SeB1tei
4aa .2-s 4, -- ----
The ! Legislature Proposes b
Probe Charge { Of Plilll,ly
CfoOkedaess


81 Madison, Wis, Jan. g United
States Senator Isaac Stephenson again
today lacked one vote Of reelection
when he received 66 ont of 4 total Of
1872 votes cast in joint ballot. 81
Compared with yesterdays BALM, ,,le
changes today were i've new recruits
in Mr.. Stephenson's favor ana the loss
of four who were with him yesterday.
The primary investigation resolution
which came before the assensl., iiro-n
thessenate as substitute Of tke o,igi-:
nal. was again changed TODAY ov: the
lower branch. The alteration pro-
vides for FIVE assemblymen and three
senators on the committee instead Of
three from each body and limiting the
time Of investigation to March IL As
amended the resolution was adopted
by the assembly: It will now go back
to the senate for action. s3ss-, ssEs ~ EXP
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29

s'llly
|
rs 1lell
They

few York. as tIs mSa
have been III jail as any ofs sthe rsssol
:us If they want their pound q 4 assh
they may have i, but they'll find si,o 4,
yellow streak in i. s5a5sss
sx President Samuel Gon1pers of the
American Federa alton Of Labor. told the
Ethical Social League this At i meet
ing tonight and the audience Scheersd.
M. Gompe subj was rade
Unions and Social Progress Z but Ne
greater part 81 his speech was \ de-
fensesof the boycott and i guarded ars
raignmen III Eof the court that recently
sentenced him 10 year in jail. 5s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29
IH' Gen. BQNllAlH[RTEE {
-.
EXPRESSES VIEWS ON The
TENNESSEE Coal MERGER

imperative official j. engagements
make It difficult to be present at the
time mentioned, and l thinl.I cal, rem
der all the assistance which is in my
power to the committee by transmitting
to you III this letter statement Of the
facts as this department. has found
them. " ....z-,..|: ~ ~
The, letter sta es the facts connected
with the transaction in4 question as set
forth inthespresident's message to con-
5gress onSthe subject, states thatostl,e
writer advised the president that the
transactions standing alone did not con-
stitute assviolation of the antitrust law,
and that his and "the presidents (
course ii refusing to. interfere in any
way in the matter" was strictly -ap-:
:p,opriate under. the law. SSi.~ /.
:, The letter closes with a statement
that hedepartment of justice, has al.
ways been ready to prosecute the United
States Steel Corporation, or. any other
corporations or individual in anything
which did constitute a violation of the
law as understood by the department ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29
President Gomez: Sworn In
and Americans Give
Him the Reins
Within Hour Of Inauguration
Ouf Troops Are nome-
r. ward Bound -.

Havana, Jan. 2S.-General Jose Mi
guel Gomez was inaugurated president
of the restored republic of Cuba today
at noon and within an hour after he
had taken the solemn oath of Office, ad
ministered by the chief justice of the
supreme court, the American officials
who had been in control of affairs since
the autumn of 1906, had departed
from the islands on battleships and
army transports. ID
The American provincial governor,
Charles Magoon, who escorted General
Gomez to the palace and there turned
over to him the reins of government, :,
sailed on the new Maine. szz
Tonight the city is again brilliantly
Illuminated and the streets, parks. and
water front congested with the outpour
ing of people. The departure of Gov-
.ernor Magoon and the military officers
who served as advisors to the native
officials during the period OF interven-
tion, leaves about 5000 troops still OF
the island under command OF Major
General Thomas L. Barry These will
be returned to the United States as$fast
as the transport service will permit,
the last troops leaving April l..
y Cuba begins new rule Of independ
ence under conditions which seem as
propitious as possible. Peace reigus
from the western extremity of Pinar
del Rio to the eastern pro,nontories ct
Santiago province, and no disturbing
element is anywhere ii evidence Pres
ident Gomez goes into power as the
overwhel Ginning choice Of the people aud !
he liberal party to which he belongs
sill have full sway nthe government
No nation ever seemed more fayor
lbly started toward permanency os ii h
that the islands surrendered
oday by the Americans It is b4l..ey-s
a that the people viii realiz The Il
opportunity and endcavor TO make tlttiis
econd attempt at self-goyernfnens
asting success Gen G(sonlez q oAe
+ The leaders Of the revolutisn IN IL.
PRESIDENT Estrada Palma bnft
GEMS popular with all classes
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29
ADOPTED CODE OF ETHICS.

{ Buhalo, N. Y, Jan. %. The State
Bar association today adopted the
code OF professional ethics approved
at Portland, Maine, in 1907, by the
American Bar association.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-29
JEROME WILL HANDLE LIBEL SUIT

;;ss New York, Jan q Uncertainty as
Ito,vhat action would be taken with
the recent suggestion made BY District
Attorney Jerome in the case Of the gov
ernment suit against the New York
World for libel, that the federal au-
EEthorities suspend their activities and
spern,it him to proceed in their stead,
Was 81 anne asure removed today BY the
signing of an affidavit by Douglas Rob
;ifison, brother-in-law Of the president
Aithough no authoritative annuonce-3