Arizona republican., 1909-12-26
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning the Revulsion of senti

Concerning the Revulsion of Senti-
 ment Against pr. Cook)
 What do you think about yer Doctor Cuck now. te-hee. te-hee% remark my Nav the other Mite when My Paw come home.
 Ever sense this here Campane of Poler Controversey was Begun. My Paw told us he was a Arden Sup porter of the Clames of Doctor Cuck against the False Pretenshuns Of Fairy He sed he Rhode at Cuck found tn Pole jist as well as if he'd seen him. He Rhode at Dr. Cuck had Cum Mount Mckinley an planted tn Flag of his Country on its Somewhat My Paw sed at if they needed any further Prufe of Doctor Cuck's clames at Coppynagen he wuz willin to fur nish a Affydavid at he bleeves at what Doctor Cuck sez Is so.
 Now how do wou feel about this here Explorer Cuck. haw haw." Re poets my Nav.
 You mist a note; you're only singin haf tn song" repliZe my Paw as he gives tn Family Cat a Kick. You ort to sing it 'Hee- Flaw. Hee-Haw' an then it'd sound Nacherle fer you. an yer Eers ort to be a Ninch or too long CT. I'll admit at your Voice an yer Intellecks soot tn song all Rite an at you sing it with Sperret an Eclaw."
 Them Insults" sez My Nav 'ain't no reply to my Inkwiry about your Present Attytood Toards Doctor Cuck."
 My Paw he replize I'm shttered in my mind about tn Coppynagen Verdick sos at I can't properly Apreshuate your Ribbald Latter which seems in noppertoon at this Sollum Moment when tn Grownd all around me is cuvvered with tn Debree off of a Fal- len Idle.
 But don't mind tellin' YOU at l been Disappinted in this here man Cuck which is Imposture. I'm forced to admit at he never seen tn Poal an if he'd a come acrost it he wuddent a Rhode what il was. I don't b'leeve now at he ever got as fur North as tn Eskimoze an at Iglook an Shontank his fatheful Companyons which seen him find tn Poal is nothin' but Creechers of his Brane.
 About Mount Mckinley. I don't B'leeve now at he ever Clum it or was ever in a Mile of it. I don't Bleeve at he could Climb tn Cammelback Mount ing.
 Now, l hoap at I've Satisfied you about my Attytood toards Cuck. Of coarse. I been Hoomiliated some by these here Discloshers but I ain't alone. They was lot of other Sientis' heGiHaS in Cnpk had ha = sides us lerned men. all tn Ignorant Populus an tn Unthinkin' Rabble with him, so fur as 1 Know of 'cept You. If I'd a come home last September a Throwin' up my Hat fer Fairy. you'd been fer Cuck.
 But I'm willin' to take my medisin They can't give it to Cuck too Strong to soot me. I see at they throde him out of tn Explorers Club an at they is goin' to fire him frum tn Ortic Club. I 'sDose tn movement again Cuck which has been Innoggyrated'l git to be a Fad this winter: imagine at tn Country Litrary Societies'll take 1t up an at they'll make it their first order of BiZness to Reseeve tn Report of tn Committy Recommendin tn ExDulshun of Cuck. Tn Firin' oi Cuck is goin' to be tn Rage all ovel this Country fer the next fue months Now. you know How I feel about | Cuck. Why don't you Laff?" T never Laff'' sez my Nav "in tn Presents of wun who Compares my
 Mary Latter with tn Vocle Acheeve- nents of tn Jackus or what hints 'a' tn Wife of his Buzzum is q member oi | tn Ignorant Rabble"
 "Ah. l see" seZ my Paw. "'at this here Conversa ashun between you an 1 has drifted bewond tn Limits of tn | Poler Controversy"
 LITTLE JAMES.