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The Perforated Joke Sheet.

The jokesmith displayed a sheet of
paper, perforated, like sheet of post
age stamps, into flve-inch squares, and
gummed, like stamps, on the back.
This Is my new perforated joke
smiths joke sheet" he said, patent
applied for. Each square has my name
and address on 1t, and on each square
! write joke. Then I send the full
sheet to my best-paying editor, and
he tears out the jokes he wants and
returns the sheet to me, when l send
It out again, This is kept up till the
last Joke is sold.
ITS good idea. The gum on the
back2 oh, that allows the editor to
affix each joke to sheet of copy pa
per without troubling his own paste
pot.
THE patent sheet will soon be on
sale at reasonable figure at all Joke
smiths supply stores"
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Free 10 Our Subscribers

We will BIZ glad to have every reader
of our paper take advantage Of the fol-
lowing offer: Ii you will send your nam
and address to the Plneule Medicine Co.
3S9 La Sale Ave, Chicago, Ill.,. they will
promptly mail You postpaid full week g
trial of their most excellent preparation.
"oineules" The preparation is put up
in little gelatin ploblules, easy and pleas.
ing TO take and are truly remarkable in
their quick effects on all Back Ache,
Lame Back, rheumatism and all Kidney
and Bladder affections. In writing them
1t will be necessary TO mention this paper
Please do 80. We hope any of our read
ers, who are suffering from any such
complaints will take advantage of this
offer at once, as we know be preparation
Is most highly recommended.
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j. A. Knight has the matt rial on the
ground fer new residence, over on the
west side Of town.
The great and burnil z question Of the
hour is, are yeu guaranteed. or are you
insured? II not, why moi?
Co. Surveyor Glenn, Is In Bucklin this
week looking up The old corner stakes
and pu ting 10 new ones where the old
ones could not be found, so that we
tell where we are at.
We think that the weather man is a
contrary sort Of chap, right here in
harvest WHEEL We ought to have nice cool
weather 60 that 1t would be nice and
pleasant to work 10 the fields he Is send
ing it sizzling hot
r. H. Benedict Is putting In the found
alton for dwelling house on Maple
street, west Of Main.
DR.. W w. Pritchard has moved from
his former residence on the west side TO
the property be recently purchased on
Ford ave. and Oikst
Harvest is in full swing in this locality
and every body who will work under
any circumstances, is busy there being
scarcity Of hands.
Buckiln and vicinity was visited by a
fine shower Of lain Tuesday night.
Survey or Glenn s finding thai 10 some
Localities In BLckllD. The property owners
aie encr oSc hing on The streets, in some
casts The establishing OF The lires 10 their
proper place will inteiteIe with their
lnpiOv meLts.
j A Lukin has bought The interest OF
A. j. WiDsOr In the confectionery busi-
Dess Of LnkiD Il " insUr. Nr Lukin will
continue The tusiness OF The old stand.
Mr WInsor has accepted position In
the Z. r. Burton hardware store.
II. B. Taylor, of Wichits, is visiting
bis brother, l.. NJ. Tsy lor and other rela-
tives and friends IN and around Bucklin.
Last Friday evening W. f. Hampy
totk bis wife, their lhlte little children
aud two Of his sisters out for ride In
big Cadillac. Out about four miles from
town something went wrong, be lost con.
troll of be machine for an instant and in
that instant The car stuck bank and
turned over, six Of the styen occupants
we're more or less hurt but fortunately
none Of them were very seriously in
jured, the seventh, little boy, was
ihIt wD quite distsnce but was not hurt.
The car was badly wrecked. They were
running at the rate OF about twenty miles
an hour when The accident happened.
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TO break her arm Monday morning
while playing.
Mrs. J. O. Bredehoft stepped on q
nail one day last week.
Miss Lenora Morrison is quite il
with appendicitis this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cavanaugh, Miss
Sheldon and W. L. lyman Of Spear.
vile, took in the traces" at Ford
Saturday.
Harry Herzer was down from
Dodge Monday and Tuesday looking
after his wheat interests.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. o. Shook attended
the races in Dodge City Monday
Mrs. Shook went on to Lakin to visit
relatives. e. O. returned home
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fritzland, Mr.. and
Mrs. Hayse of Kingsdown drove up
in their car Saturday evening to cele-
brate on the merrv-go-round.
The Ford Promoter was sold Mod
day to a Mr.. Price Of Missouri. We
hear our editor will move to Minneo-
la in the near future.
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Germs.

"All our diseases are due to micro
scopic animals-germs," said doctor
Every man Jack of lis Is a living
world, Inhabited by millions of races
Of germs, some harmless, some
deadly.
Medicine used to be a crazy, guess
work trade. You gave a drug-it did
this or 1t didn't do that-nobody knew
yhy. But medicine is now as exact
as gardening. AS the gardener treats
his plants, killing off this insect with
a spray and that parasite with a pow.
der, and generally keeping the garden
healthy, 30 the doctor does with his
patients, spraying them, SO to say,
and killing the harmful germ para,
sites that swarm in their blood"
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REASON FOR THIS SLANG TERN
Medical Men Say One Really See.
Elue When Painting.

The use of the word blue" to de-
note melancholy or terror, as In the
phrases to feel blue" blue devils"
a blue funk" and so on, is not en-
tirely figurative, If we are to credit q
recent medical writer.
The class of phenomena that in
clrdes fainting, vertigo, neusea, etc., is
controlled by certain brain centers
that also bring about a sort OF cramp
OF the external muscles of the eye.
The resulting compression of the or
gan causes objects to look gray or
blush, and ultimately produces ap-
parent darkness.
The use Of the word, having physi-
illogical basis is common to many
languages. The French say, for in
stance, Il see blue" A writer says
that the French word eblouissement
(giddiness) should be spelled ebleuis.
sement, and has the same origin.
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A crowd Of the friends and neighbors
of Mr.. aud Mrs. e N SlOcum gathered
at their pleasant home on Fret Avenue
on last Friday to help them celebrate the
occasion Of the 25th anniversary Of their
marriage. The evening was very
pleasant one for all present. Refresh
ments were served the guests, who were
seated on the lawn. A nine piece or
chestra played during the evening.
BIN Murphy and family retur ned from
Hutchinson Saturday, where they had
been visiting for few days They made
the trip in their car in half day.
]. 8. Rush, owner of Dodge City's big
hardware and Implement house, is build
ing fine warehouse on the Santa Fe.
Gilbert Avery, Of Kinsley, spent Sum-
day visiting Dodge CITY friends.
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HER SHARE IN THE OWNERSHIP,
Something Proud Young Fatherseemed
In Danger Of Forgetting.

He picked up the baby, he hoped,
just as II picking babies up were an
everyday occurrence. In point Of fact,
he remembered that an elderly lady
had told him in his youth that cats,
when lifted, like to be supported wiz
la hand held underneath, and he
thought that this principle would work
out with babies, and 1t did. And hav-
ing awakened Louise, he handed her
back, triumphant, to Constance, diffus-
ing an air Of competency, as though he
could help rear any number of chill
dren at once AT any rate, she was
comforted. Whether he knew much
or little, he stood back Of her.
1t may be that Johns success as
father led him to seem vainglorious
when he was not. He certainly put
on airs about the baby. 1t was not
long after this that he lured two old
friends ostensibly to dinner, His in
vitation did not include a visit to
Louise and, Of course, 1t was merely
an accident that she should have been
awake at the time when they were
there. AS a matter Of fact, she usually
awoke at that hour but the men didn't
know this--or perhaps they wouldn't
have come. Men have becoming shy
ness about babies, and these were
bachelors.
John had arrived at that state Of ar.
rogance when he actually went over
to the crib, and asking no ones per-
mission, picked Louise up and dis
played her to the two men, who were
as embarrassed as dog in the pres
ence Of June bug. He laid her down
again with an expert hand, and osten.
tatiously changed the subject, to show
that he was not among those fathers
who pushed their children down other
peoples throats. But his manner
said:
This is my baby; and when you fel-
lows can show me anything as inter-
esting you will be Of value to So
ciety.'
1t was after they had gone that Con-
stance came up, and put her hands on
Johns shoulders, and said:
After all, you know, it's my baby,
too'-Woman's Home Companion.
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COLLEGE Foollshness Barred.

John said the farmer. 1--WE given
you the best education the college had
In the shop"
"Yes, SIR"
Never stood back for expenser
Never"
"You speak six languages?"
Perfectly"
$50 fur, SO good. Now. listen:
Don't swear at the mule in Greek;
don't use no Latin terms to him, an
fling no French his way. Use the
Georgy dialect that you an the mule
wuz raised to; it's my opinion that
that mule won't stand no college fool.
ishness!"
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A SQUARE DEAL
A SQUARE MEAL

Here's a square deal for the people
who can't eat II square meal without
after pain and distress.
Go 10 The Palace Drug Store to-day
and get 80 cent box of Mi-on-a tablets !:
the greatest prescription for Indigestion
and stomach troubles.
Take one,or If your suffering Is intense,
take two tablets with or after meals and
at the end Of ten days II you can't eat q
square meal without distress 20 TO The
Palace Drug Store aud get your money
back.
That's where the tquare deal comes In.
But Mi-o-ha is really stomach up.
builder OF great merit: every day the
makers receives more than a dozen letters
from grateful people which state that
after losing hope Mi-o.ns cured.
The quick and positive action Of MILO.
ma on the stomach In case OF gss. water
brash, sour stomach and heartburn IL
worth lot Of money to any sufferer
e. D. Howe, Gardner, Mass, says: ~
suffered from severe pains in my stom.
ach. | tried different remedies without
relief; after using two boxes OF MI o-na
l found myself completely cnred."
Mi-o-Da Is SOLD by leading druggists.
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FROM "FIVE MILE"

Tie Busy time Of The season is nov
at bspd, and tbs farmers OF thi'
neiglborhood realize it, for they arr
quite busy putting up alfalfa. destroy
ing the weeks and harvesting is il
full blast.
Miss Nellie Carter, who has beer
30 very i'll for The past ,bree weeks
has at last rtgained her consciousness
and is slowly convalesciDg.
Miss Nora Mullendor, Of Dodge
City, together with Edna LocEmar
and Mamie Metcalf, were pleasan,
callers a, The Shepard b' me Sunday
evening. They, accompanied by
Velma and Stella Shepard, offended
the Sunday prayer meetirg.
Master Volpey Dtvoe spent last
Tuesday visiting Huaelton and j. q
Ketchum, Conductor Ketcbrm'f
children Of Dodge City, but are stay
ing cut at Sbtpaids at the present
time. b. l.
One fsnily Of this neigbbofhood
seems I, lie lavirg On unusual
amount Of btd luck at The present
time. Last week while Lloyd Trick
le, eyed abtut 13 years, was out
driving COWS 10 pasture, thought be
ctuld hold up tie top wire TO a
fence ind ride under. The horse
would not woit but rushed under,
lesyi1g LLOYD hanging to the wire'
The result was q btdly cot aim. lie
looseDed bimseli irtm the wire, got
on bis horse and rode home. He
wss taken to the Sfearville doctor.
while so sick be could not sit up.
He is new mendirg fast. Monday
Of this week while bis mother was
gone 10 take him 10 The doctor, her
little son three yea,s old. got in the
BAN Of bis grpndra, Nj. Devoe's, to
play With colt. The colt kicked
him end broke his nCse. He is get
ting along all right.
On the 4tb, quite a number Of
friends gathered at The home Of
Lutir Devoe, livirg CD Five Mile,
to celebrate. They bad ten gallons
of lemonade 10 drink and several
i,eezers Of ice cream, They enjoyed
The shade IL The grove by The creek
These present iiem Dodge City,
were Harper Sitter, Rev. harry Pea
Geek and ismily aud Miss Nora Mui-
kndore. Those present iitm Spear
vile were Miss May Kissel, Messers
Fred KisBel aud Will Weirdore.
There we're bachelors there, with
faces te,m, Busy The while making
ice cresm. The youpg men all went,
for o ttcial chat, With the dsmsels
fair, about this and that. Theyonng
ladies went, we very well know, for
The purpose alone Of catching a beau.
The old men we're there, at least so
they say, To enjoy The time of their
freedoms day. What women went
for, I have yet 10 see, They have no
free dsy, they have never been free.
But take it sll togeiher, so they oil
cay, They spent all the tine in enjoy
ing The day.
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PRESBYTERIAN Church

The work on the Presbyterian church
Is progressing rapidly enough so that
services can be held there as usual next
Sunday. sunday school at 9:45 a. m
Preaching services at II a. m., subjecr
"Life's Evening Life" There will be
no afternoon and evening services In the
church. The union services will be held
on the vacant lot at the corner OF Spruce
4 Third streets at s D. m.
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First published July l, l9O9.l
SHERIFF'S SALE NOTICE,

In the District Court Of Ford County, State
H. Juneau, Plaintiff,
VS..
r. Il. Musick, Defendant.
BY Virtue of an Order of Sale, issued to me
out OF the above named court in the above
entitled action, will, on Monday. the I'd day
of August, 1909, at the hour Of 2 O'Clock p. m.
of said day, at the east front door of the
court house, in the city Of Dodge City, county
OF Ford, and state OF Kansas, offer at public
sale, and sell to the highest and best bidder
Tor cash in hand, the following described real
estate, lying and situate in the county OF
seven ~ and eight t8). In block eight (S) in
the Addition OF East Dodge to Dodge City
Kansas.
Said property is taken on the foreclosure
of mech anic's lien, and is ordered to be
sold, and will be sold, to satisfy said order
of sale.
Witness my hand this 2Sth day of June. A.
D., 1909,
HI BELL,
Sheriff of Ford County, Kansas.
Scates & Watkins, Dodge City, Kansas,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
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FORD ITEMS.

Every body locked 5sppy on the
Alb. The merry y-go-round. base ball
game, rscts, shooting gallery, etc,
minus ibe Speaker, furnished the
entertainment Of the DAY.
Mrs. W. C. VarHorne Of Dodge
City is visiting her parents this weeks.
Helen McKean had The misfortune
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-08
First published July 5, 1901
SUMMONS by PUBLICATION.
State of Kansas, I

Ford Ford CO county. nnS.' IS.
In the District Court In and Tor said county
and state.
The state of Kansas to Mrs. ME. Emmerich
greeting:
You are hereby notified that you have been
sued In said conlt In an action therein
pending, wherein r. T. Battey Is plaintiff and
you are defendant Cease No. 48Ill and that
unless you answer the petition filed by said
plaintiff in said cause on or before the 10Th
day or August. A. D., 1909. the allegations OF
said petition will be taken as true, and a
Judgment accordingly rendered against you,
and In favor of said plaintiff, for the recovery
Of the lands and tencments described In
plaintiffs petition, to.wit: The south one
half OF section one ID, township twenty five
f25), range twenty-five (25) west OF the 9th p.
NJ, In Ford county, Kansas, and adjudging
that plaintiff is the owner In fee of said
premises, and that you have no right, title,
interest nor estate therein; and further
Judgment for costs of suit.
In witness whereof, have hereunto set
my hand and affixed the seal of said court
this 7th day of July, A. D., 1903.
T. E. FRENCH,
fsEALl Clerk District Court.
Scates & Watkins, Dodge City, Kansas,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
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Mar Zan is good for all kinds Of Piles
1t stops inflammation, creates normal
circulation, thus reducing the Piles, and
heals The parts affected. MAJ Z4n mGy
be conveniently and easily applied, as
the tube in which it is ut up has small.
patent nozzle attached. Sold by The
Palace Drug Store,
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The Secret Of success.

"Pluck," said the flnancier, "is the
secret Of success"
We'll" interrupted the shabby man,
"I'll give you $40 II you'll teach me
your method Of plucking"
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Christian Church

The Sunday school will meet at 9:45
next Sunday The morning service al IL
O'Clock; the Q. E. at 7 O'Clock. The
evening service will be held In the open
air west of the parsonage in union with
all the other churchts. Every member
and friend Is urged to attend
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STATE OF KANSAS, Ford County, ss.
I, G. M. Hoover, President Of said bank.
do solemnly swear that the above statement
is true, and that said bank has no liabilities
and is not indorser on any note or obliga.
tion, other than shown on the above state
ment, to the best Of my knowledge and be-
lief. SO help me God.
G. M. HOOVER, President,
Subscribed and sworn to before me, this
9Th day Of July, 1909.
G.B. VAN ARsDALE, Notary Public
(My commission expires on the 3rd day
Of January, 1927
Correct
Attest. III. r. BROWN,
@, o. WAtIEG, Directors
M. M. GwIENER.
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Farmers Attention

When you get ready to write lbst ball
insurance, Iemen btr that we have the
Connecticut. There is nothing better,
pays your less IN full, no matter how
small or large L. l.. TAYLOR 4 GO,
Roc me 1924. Opera Houte Block.
The Globe-republican., 1909-07-08

WANTED i want parties
to break 100 or more acres
Of sod land on Section z,
Township "a, Range 26,
during July. Address j. B.
Keeley, Sterling, Kas., stat
ing price per acre. IT
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TRUTH has one good friend
left anyway, Time.
Time is the revealer of truth, as
well as falslty, Time proves the
truth and exposes the faults.
And you can ride down any country road in
this country or any village, town, or city street
and see for yourself what Time has done to
bring out the facts about paint. Over there
you see a muddy, bleary-looking house = dull
eyed, as it were-low vitality paint that is
dying dead, may be.
And there in stone s-throw away, one that fairly
CLEANS with the reflection of living light bright, clear,
with that brilliant sheen and radiance of gloss that
tells you the story of what's in it just truly if you
were looking into mirror to see your own self
Time has proven absolutely that Horse Shoe Brand
House Paint, manufactured by the Mound City Paint
and Color Company of St. Louis, is the truest paint
manufactured in this country any other country.
It's the one paint that does what good paint ought to
do and much more than you expect that any paint
will do This is because it made of nothing but the
highest quality white lead zinc and best aged nseed
oil One gallon goes twice surface as high as
sixooter and so feet long and stays there at least
three years and sometimes ten.
pays know what's good paint pays know where to
get it. All we have say that know absolutely that Horse
Shoe Brand Paint the saghest highest quality honest priced
for honest work that hold Of Made by the
house for tentsx Sold its merits character
Remember too the Mound City Paint & Color Company manu-
factues complete line Of the highest quality paint specales
Horse Shoe Brand paint every Floor Paint Barn and Roof
Paint ToWaukOn Stain, Screen Paint Wagon and Implement
Paint Gecan Enamel the Bathrooms Iron Beds and the like
And claim pays know that there's paint store in this
town where good paint advice and there's color
cards you ought have too you're going to paint
hee-tO you here at the store come and get them.
lcCurdY Lumber Company Dodge a!s..: city
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Simpson e. RaIIou
DENTISTS

We have removed from our former
rooms over the Bee Hive store to our
uew offices in the Sim psop Building
Dodge City Kansas
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To Trade - Large modern dwelling.
well located, in Hutchinson, in exchange Tor
land. The Kinke Agency, Hutchinson,
-KansaB
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT
STATE BANK or DODGE CITY

At Dodge City, state OF Kansas, at the close
Of business on the 9Th day Of June, 1909,
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A few hundred dollars to loan on farm
land Inquire at County Clerks Ofice. 39-2
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For sale-1 2.horse gasoline engine. Fair
banks and Morse; in good running condition
See A. G. Elliott. 3S"t
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WANT COLUMN

Wanted, Lost, Found, Strayed: For Sale
Exchange, Etc, notices under this bead DC
per line per issue, cash with order, no notices
accepted for less than lOc per issue.
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For Rent-A 5-rot m house, 502 Avenue b.
Enquire II, j. Gyles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-02-21

the club gave the crowning touch when she introduced Dr. ". p. Evans.
 Those who have heard Dr. Evans lec- ture know what an intellectual feast was given. His analysis of the myriad-mind- ed Shakespeare could come only from a kindred genius.
 The literary clubs are indeed fortunate in having the additional lustre of Dr. Evans art to their entertainments.
 Mrs. J. L. Alexander is so much improved since her operation at St. Vincent's hospital last week, she will be removed to her home on Humboldt avenue Monday or Tuesday.
 MT. and Mrs. Frank Nelson and Miss Mary George Cruikshaniz left last night for New Orleans.
 Miss Fannie Dunn plans to leave Wednesday to visit her uncle, Judge Charles Howard, in Washington, D. c.
 Mrs Porter Walker returned yesterday from Montgomery and has as her guests Miss Anna Pelzer and Miss Carrie Han nan of that city. Miss Kathleen Nixon will leave next Sunday for Washington to attend the in- auguration.
 Miss Sadie Gillespy will go to Washing ton next week.
 Miss Mary Ware left yesterday to visit friend in Norfolk, Va. Miss Eliza beth Jones of Gadsden is the guest of Dr. and Mrs. J. D. Dabney for several days. Miss Emma Leedy is the guest of friends in Memphis.
 Mrs. John l.. Raul has joined MT. and Mrs. David Thompson at the Waldorf Astroia.
 MT. c. B. Elliott has returned after weeks stay in Montgomery. Mir Thomas L. Worthington and Miss | Nellie Worthington left yesterday for Mobile.
 Miss Mary E. Foster of Lebanon, Tenn, will be at home with Mrs. George H. Hughes during the remainder of the winter and spring, Mrs. Miles Bradford has gone to New Orleans to attend the carnival.
 Mrs. R. s. Lipscomb and Miss Mary Lipscomb of Helena, Ark, are guests Of Mrs. F. w. Hopkins, 1506 Avenue l.
 Mrs. H. c. Fleming and her little CONTINUED ON PAGE 15o
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cherries were conspicuous in the details of the affair. In the salad course dis pensed at the close of the game red was the prominent color and the plates were adorned with small United States flags. The consolation prize was drawn from punches of cherries and the punchers prize was tree, bearing candied cherries.
 The punch bowl was presided over by Mrs. Zell Gaston and Mrs. A. l.. Full enwider. It was decorated ia poinsettia, which was also used to adorn the attrac- tive rooms in which the guests played.
 Mrs Weston received her guests in a French gown made of messaline satin in the wine shades. Among those who en- joyed her hospitality were Mrs. Busbee. Mrs. Abbott, Mrs Full, Mrs. Tardy, Mrs
 Gaston, Mrs. Fulenwider, Mrs. Charles Calhoun, Mrs. Mercer Barnett, Miss Elm mic Barnett Mrs Courtney Shropshire, Mrs. John Yeatman, Miss Elise Shrop- shire. Mrs. Zach Nabers, Mrs. Maben Hobson, Miss MonteDonico. Mrs. R. M. Jenkins, Mrs. Eugene Enslen, Jr., Mrs
 B. M. Starks, Mrs. Roger Pemberton, Mrs. Jesse Drennen, Mrs. Albert Dudley Caldwell, Mrs. Ernest Redd. Mrs. She'd ecor, Mrs. E. J. McCrossin, Mrs. VII liam Millspaugh Mrs. Nevins, Mrs Frank Jones, Miss May Collins and a group or other unmarried friends of the hostess.
 The prizes were handsome and well chosen. The highest score prize was a water color picture and the game prize Q Dresden compete. As consolation