New-York tribune., 1909-03-14
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a BENEFACTRESs.
Maud Muller on q summers day
Stood in the meadow Taking hay
And we have had from poet men
\ thousand parodies since then.
Methinks the gentle poet bund
Should all combine TO raise fund
WI Is oa no. $ enough 1osi 20 heTely t ~ rand
Louisville Courier-Journa-
The managers OF the home for the aged-AIten-
h8us-M MISUNDERSTANDING Jerusalem have sent
circular letters to this country, asking for hnan
ciaI aid They say: We unable to support the
great legion Of inmates and charged every day
with debts. Please pity US, and assist
aged world with your own means and accumulate
your friends 10 support old people. But please
take not 10 exchange institution with the
other. who robbed firm"
In one or the great, houses in the West End Of
London there was dinner and reception After
while the maid was called and tho mistress said:
Serve the dinner: there is no one else tc come,
Five minutes afteTTard the maid announced In
THE relation Of little Importance :''-Tit-Blt
''Ueb Aug und Hand fur's vaterIaud' (''Train
eye and hand for the Fatheriand'D. That is the
inscription the banner which is carried at the
head OF company OF young women at Brunn,
Moravia. who evidently believe that they viii
some day be called upon TO defend their country.
They parade every Sunday in a dashing uniform
and carry rifles. Their marksma nship ana soldier
~ bearing have the admiration OF the citizens
says an Austrian paper. and the officers OF the
men In seryIa women have also formed mill
tary organizations. but these not only for tar
get practice and exhibition drills, but for hons
defense. picture recently received in this coun-
try shows non-commissioned officer drilling a
squad OF women. composed of housemaids. shop
girls and factory employees They stand at atten-
tion, the firearms IN strange contrast with skirts
aprons and pumed hats
You don't make very good music with that in
strument" said the Innocent bystander TO the man
No admitted the drum Dounder ,'bIt - 5ro1. -
heap Of bud d'-ChiccGo News.
\ case Of religious aud racial prejudice in many
particulars similar to that developed in this
city some time ago occurred IN London recently. Sir
tIsorge Faudel-Philips. former Lord Mayor Of
London, whose father occupied the same position
before him was severely criticised by '"rhe Chron-
icle OF that city for attending the wedding OF his
son to non-JcTish woman in English church.
The critics demanded that because OF his acqui-
escence IN the union, shown by his presence In the
church. be resign the presidency of the Jews Or
phan Asylum. Sir George refused to do this and
was reelected as the head OF the institution
rho Author-say old man. you know nv new
play VIII be produced tonight and want you te
treat me as well you can.
The Gritio-sure: I won't print word about IT,
cleveland Leader.
DR.. ". A Evans Chicago's Health Commits
sioner. says in recent bulletin Between the ages
of FIVE and sxty-five death from pneumonia is
useless and reflection civilization" Good
ventilation and temperance in eating and drinking
are the safeguards. Or. Evans adds. Commenting
this The Record HERALD observes ..Pneu-
mona kills almost one-tenth OF all the people who
die I'm the United States. and diphthera is one
of the great destroyers. Perhaps other invest
ment gives society more for its money than that
in the fight against disease
Blobbs-Why do YOU liken Harduppe the busy
bee? He isn't particularly INDUSTRIOUS he?
Slobbs-Oh, no, IL isn't that. but nearly every one
he touches gets stung Philadelphia Record.