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The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
FOUND.

FoUND-Ths newest and most up-to-dat.
line OF wall paper in the city, and IN.
prices are reasonable: we do house paintin
and Interior finishing. D. O. N!dkafs Dec
rating Co.. 2ls Dexter Ave. 'Phoss assa
--As-tf
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

IF. M. KofIN AND som
Real Estate and Insurance.
ss9sis and Bonds.
For Rent--from June Ist to Oct
Ist. partly furnished. two story house.
well situated.

We have two beautiful lots. in square
next to Capitol. which we will sell at
bargain prices.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
WANTED-BoARD OR ROOM

WANTED-Room with all modern conven-
Iences close in and In good neighborhood
References exchanged. Address n" care
Advertiser. -
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
FINANCIAL.

MONEY-To loan, we have several thous-
and dollars to loan on first class real estate
Charles, Clapp & Sistrunk. AT
WE Have money TO lend. In almost any
amount, and ON long time. II In need and
You have the security we can serve you
promptly Jones. Ray Pierce. 81
PUT Your money 10 work; can place about
80 500 Tor you, where you Will get big re-
;1,rnS. n will be secured by real estate and
.LsoIuteIv safe Address ID" Box ga for
HssSar Particulars --27
~, rNTy of money to lend on improved
- lands AT low rate of interest. State
Abstract Co, II So. Perry st. -27-tf
,1oN,wy TO LOAE-Loan On improved cit,
- @stata and Montgomory county farm
and. J. c HGrdaway Co.. sos Befl Bldg
Phone itss -"
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

We are prepared to write at lowest
rates liability. personal accident. health.
automobile. steam boiler. plate glass.
and elevator insurance in a strong and
reliable company; in the simplest and
most liberal policy ever put on the mar
ket--a policy that has no catches or
concealments. but a plain. honest con-
tract. promising to pay the indemnify.
in cash. on proof Of loss.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

We have orders for the purchase Of
the stock of several Of our local bank
stocks. If you wish to sell see US.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

five could get the cash we will take
1896 apiece for FIVE 40 foot lots on
the south side Of Clay ST.. east Of the
A. Cd. Shops. This is sacrifice
and nothing but cash will buy the prop
erty.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

pRAUaHoNs BooKKEEPrNG-comp.
tors OF Draughon's Practical Business Col
lege. Dexter Ave, Opp. the p. o.. Mont
gomery, by not accepting its proposition to
have It's Three-months Bookkeeping Stu
dents contest with their six-months' Book
keeping sturents. concsds that Draushon's
than they do In Six. Positions secured. Ask
for Free catalogue. --2s-su-tf
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

We have a Commerce Street store
for rent in the Wholesale Block
three floors and cellar--for $l25.00.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

We have forty acres Of land. Eve
miles from the City limits. very well
located. that can be bought for $4,000
an acre.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

We have two story dwelling. ,
rooms and 2 baths. on corner lot. and
very fine location. that can be bought
for $4.500.00. This price is at least
ST. 10000 less than its market value.
If this property is sold to good party.
we win carry a loan Of 100000 a.
6 per cent.
We have good two story house
on Clay Street on lot so feet by $50
feet. that we win sell for $2.500.oO.
! For $I0,500.00 we will sell the
home Of Mr.. Ausfeldt on South Perry
Street. No. 1924. The lot IS 00x320
feet. The house is new and modern
in every detail. and contains four bed
rooms. We viii lend 100000 of
the purchase money on the property.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

wANTED-White girls to do general house,
workin private homes: fair wages, moder-
ate work good treatment and good oppor.
tunttiss. Those twho wish Q situation and
live out Of town may write The salvation
Army, Montgomery. Ala. Otherwise may
call ct ata whitman st.. or phone 2s21 1T
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Hay farm. II acres, extension
Court St. dwelling four rooms, outbuildIng,
tao stables. excellent we'll; immediate pos
session Apply Ill Moulton st. -12
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

/ HAVE . cocoa cole betting plant reach
Ing over million people. Want manager
with ability TO run and money 20 own half
interest Jsa Penn. - Market 81, San
FRANCHISES. -i7-t
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

TEXAS Lands--Aiillions of acres Texas
School lands, 81 TO IS per acre; good agri-
cultural land: one one-fortieth cash; bal
ance 40 years time; 3 per- cent. interest
Your golden opportunity. Send 81 for book
of instructions. new school land law and de-
scriptfon of lands- With our plan you can
stay at home and purchase these lands
without coming to Texas. Texas school Land
Publishing Co, 42s Main st., Dallas, Texas.
Reference, Union National Bank. III
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

s21o MOTOR CYCLE or horse ana buggy
furnished our statesmen for travelling. and we
pay you In addition SIS per month and ex-
penses TO take orders for the greatest por-
trait house In the world You will receive
postpaid beautiful 1sx2o reproduction OF
oil painting In answer to this ad. Write for
particulars r. d. Martel. Dept 1853. Chica-
90. -.t "A
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

HOUSE PLANs-If yoa are thinking az
building, send US your address and we viii
mail you. free. design book showing one
hundred different plans. cramton Planning
Mills. --2s-su-tf
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

MILLIONS Of acres Texas school Land to
be sold by the statei $3.50 to $500 per
time on balance; three per cent? interest.
only s12.0o cash for 100 acres at 50 90 per
acre. Greatest opportunity good agricul-
tural land; send so cents for 1903 Book of
Instructions, New State Law and Descrip-
tions of Lands. j. j. Snyder School Land
Locator..-153 9th St., Austin, Texas. Refer
ence Austin National Bank, --11-su-tf
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

WANTED-A reliable man In every county
70 sell the bet. the simplest and the lowest
priced high wheel buggy car on the market
Just this thing for country use Write Arm
iantA Ca Ezclusivs Southern Agents
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
WANTED--To BUY.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 800 capacity. must be
cubator, care Advertiser. -
WANTED-To buy q cottage In the South
western part OF the city. Cash. Charles.
Clapp q SiBtrunk. -
wANTED-To buy a good family horse,
must be perfectly gentle. Price reasonable.
Phone AIS. 3
PARTIES-Having for sale bar fixtures.
cigar and tobacco cases. state price. when
and where can be seen. Address Buyer. care
Advertiser. sgt
wANTED-Orders for so TO 80 per cent
heart Long Leaf Yellow Pine timbers boards
and plank lumber Address Chestnut Ium-
Der Co. Montgomery. Ala
s-thu-sun-st
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

RAILWAY Mail Clerks wanted $500 first
year. Promotion to VI. 500. Examination in
Montsomsry. May Is. Common school educa-
tion sufficient with our coaching. We guar
sntee where others promise. Full particulars
free; Ask for Booklet N. r.. Washington
civil Service School. Washington. d. c.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

WANTED-At once, Saieslady for Children's
Department. Alex Rice. Court Square.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

WANTED--First class bookkeeper, DESTROYS
Of becoming auditor to take Interest In es-
tabllshed Public Accountant business win
guarantee $500 profit first month. Must In
vest not less than 81. 900 cash. This il a
rare opportunity for nrst-class accountant.
gomery. Ala D. II
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
LOST
FURN1TURE.

pack and ship your fur.
niture: We repair and refinish your furni.
iurs. Geo q. Wragg Furniturs Co. Phone
sse. Ill
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04
PERSONAL.

PERSONAL.
MARRIAGE Paper Incorporated; 5000 mem
beFs worth $40 to 800. 900; paper 1Oc; seal
ed B. B, Love, Box 1900, Denver. Colo.
HIGHLAND PARK delivery Of fresh meats
IL made daily from o'clock In the morn
ing until Al night by s. E. Brinsfield op-
posite State Capitol. phone 1912. lie
CYPRESS Pond pasture has been opened
for cattle and horses. Plenty OF grass
shade and running water Phone l02. j. b.
McFayden. LETT
MEN-The Vacuum treatment permanently
cures vital weakness, yaricocele structure.
Charles Manufacturing Co. Charles Bldg,
Denver, Colo. -i6-su-5t
t25O-oO reward offered for the arrest and
conviction Of the person persons who
Thursday. March 25th. 1909. Jewish CIT
gems Of Pensacola, Max L. Bear. Chair
man. -is-tf
THE PARTY who mailed an unsigned let.
ter at Ozark, Ala. on the night Of Deem.
Der 4th, 1908. morning OF December 5th
1905, can prevent a wrong being done the
party 10 whom the letter addressed. bI
communicating with the patty addressed or
with the undersigned. Information given
VIII be held n confidence. EsDy q Farmev
Dothan. Ala. ia Ot
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

wANTED-1s experienced salesman In va
rious parts Of the state to sell our loan con-
tracts: good commission given. cali on OF
write us southern Loan and Trust Co. eel
First National Bank Bldg. Montgomsry:
Ala e-hh
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

CIVIL Service Employees are paid well for
easy work: examinations OF eli kinds soon:
expert advice. sample questions and Booklet
ztb. describing positions and telling easiest
and quickest way 20 sesure them free. Write
new Washington Civil Service school. Wash
ington. ID. c. -
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF ability and neat ap-
pearance to call on all merchants In their
Territory; elegant side line, convenient 10
carry; good commissions: prompt remit
lance. Belmont Mfg. Co.. Cincinnati y:
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

WANTED-A live, high-cass salesman. COW
ering best class Of retail grocers In Mont
gomery also one to cover towns in south
RIabama points To SELL as side line a very
staple, fancy article OF food, not regularly
carried by your Jobber. If desired you can
ship through your tobber, or either direct.
minutes each day. Pankey, Holmes & Ter
~, Birmingham. Ala -s-2t
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-04

WANIED--Aan. must be willing TO learn
and capable OF acting "a our representative.
No canvassfng or soliciting. Good income as
sured. Address National cooperative Realty
Co. seq narden B.dg.. Washington. D. G.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
DESTROYING MITES.
Do Net Let These Robbers of the
Poultry Get the Start Of YOU

Mites in the poultry house are a
2feat menace TO profitable poultry
raising. They do not go well with sue
"eSsful results in this branch OF farm
ing. Getting lid OF them. however, is
more easily said than done. The Mich
i&an experiment station says the best
way is as follows:
Clean coops perfectly, then apply
thoroughly whiteWash or some other
u the prepared insecticides. BE sure
10 ill the cracks and creYices, as these
are the hiding places where mites will
be found hiding during the day. Burn
all the litter and add new \ spray
pump may be used for applying the in
secticidc. as il drives the liquid into
the cracks ana crevices better than
con be done with a brush. White
wash can be applied with brush,
doing rapid and effective work. Mites
differ from the body lice in that they
suck the blood frnm the fowls body.
while lice have biting mouth parts and
live on the skin and feathers, causing
intense itching and annoyance. Mites
i've on the fowls body at night only.
hiding in the cracks and cr2viceS dur
ing the day. They appear red when
gorged with blood i'll their bodies.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
salvation am Free"

The colored parson had just con-
cluded powerful sermon on Sal
vation am Free" and was announc-
ing that a collection would be taken
for the benefit of the parsor and his
family. Up jumped an acutely
brunette brother in the back of the
church.
Look a-year, pahson," he inter-
rupted, ''yo' amt no sooner done
telln' us dat salvation am free dan
go 90 askin' lis TO money. If sal
walton am free, what's de use in pay
in fo' it? OATS what | want to
know. An | tell yo' p'intcdlv dat
amt goin' to glib go nothin' until |
find out Nc
patience. brudder, patience, ;"
said the parson. I'll Indicate:
S'pose yo' was thirsty an come to "A
river. Yo' could knee right down
an drink yo' ill. couldn't yo'?
An it wouldn't cost yo' nothin'
would it?"
"Cb cose not. OATS Jest what
Dat water would be free" con-
tinued the parson. But s'posin
yo' was to hab dat water piped to
yo' house? Yo'd have topay ,wouldn't t
yo'?"
"Yas, sub, but -
/ wal. brudder. SO ii is with saliva
ton. De salvation am free, but it $
de havin' it piped to yo' dat yo' got
to pay fo'. Pass de hat, deacon,
pass de hat"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
Words to Freeze the Soul.

Your son has consumption. His
case is hopeless" These appalling
words were spoken to Geo f. Blevens,
a leading merchant in Springfield, \ C.
by two expert doctors-onc lung spe-
cialist. Then was shown the wonder
ful power of DR.. KING New Discovery.
After three weeks use,' writes Mr..
Blevens, be was as well rs ever.
would not take all the money in the
world for what it did for my boy" In
falliblc for coughs and colds, it is the
safest, sure cure OF desperate Lung
diseases on earth. f. T. Whitehead
Co. Guarantee satisfaction. Trial bot
tie free.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
An OId-faShiOned Woman.

No CLEVER, brilliant thinker, she,
With college record and degree;
She has not known the path of fame;
The world has never heard her name;
S1e walks on old, long-trodden
ways
The valleys of the yesterdays.
Home is her kingdom, love is her
dover;
She seeks no other wand of power
TO make home sweet, bring heaven
near,
:" win a smile and wipe tear,
lni do her duty day by day
IN her own quite place and way.
l.ouud her childish hearts are twin
ed,
Is r2and some reverend saint en-
shrined;
~. Glowing hers, the childish
fe4t
@ led .r ideals true and sweet,
-as! al purity and good
d.vine,t motherhood.
#eas her faith unsh allowed
s-ll-
q .a..a the world in good and iii;
- II her creed are brave anc
ttue,
... 2vumen as pure as pearls of dew,
j life for her is high and grand,
g.. work and glad endeavor spanned
is sad old earlh's brighter place
Il for the sunshine of her face;
Ter very smile a blessing throws,
Md hearts are happier where size
goes,
\ gentle, clear-eyed messenger,
70 whisper love-th thank God for her.
Exchange.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
STOCK NOTES.

Quality and type are not 50 essen
tial in feeding aged steers as in feed
ing calves. provided the purchase
price is proportionate.
Pigs Will root more i'll spring when
the ground is soft than at any other
time. Feeding regularly with coal,
charcoal ashes. other mineral mat
ter and tankage will reduce the root
ing inclination. Rings should be used
in extreme cases.
Sows narrowing in the spring should
be provided with extra dry shelter and
bedding Pigs and other baby ami
mails can endure considerable cold pro-
viding they are kept dry.
Keep the colts and calves thrifty
and growing at this period. They
need a variety and abundance of feed
ut this season to put them in shape
for best growth on summer pasture.
Keep up the grain ration. An occa-
siona, feed OF oats and wheat bran
will help. Linseed meal is good for
young stock, loosening the bowels and
furnishing protein for development of
muscle
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15

Kodol insures good digestion by
absolutely duplicating Nature
normal process, in perfectly digest
ing all food taken into the stom-
ach
While Kodol is doing this, The
stomach is resting-and becoming
strong and healthy. A strong and
healthy stomach guarantees
sound and active brain.
The man with sound stomach
"a stomach that is doing for the
body just what Nature intended
it to dds the man who is always
prepared for any emergency. He
is there with the goods.
The man with sick stomach. is
a man sick all over. When the
stomach is irritated by undtgested
food, the blood and heart are di-
rectly affected. Then dullness.' un-
natural sleepiness. sick-headaches,
vertigo and fainting spells, and
even serious brain trouble develop.
kodol will prevent these.
Squirting the stomach and brain
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
Not Much Happened.

A gentleman having been away
from home returned. His negro SER
want met him at the train with a
carriage. The gentleman got into
he carriage and they started for
1ome.
well, Sam, what is the news?"
"Dey amt no news, sir, only the
Did dogs dead"
The old dog dead? That's bad.
low did he die"
"Ah doan' know, sir, lessen he got
90 much roasted horse flesh"
"How did he get the roasted horse
1esh?"
''Ah doan know, sir, lessen twas
when the barn burned"
What, the barn burned? How
lid that happen?'
''Ah 'spects it caught from the
1ouse, sir?"
whats that? The house burned
90? How did that happen?'
All doan' know, sir. Some say
ae candle tipped over on the corpse
uf sat the house on fire.
The corpse. Who is dead?"
Your mother-in-law, sir"
Giy lnother-in-law? How did she
lia:"
well, sir, dey do say it was de
.ncE what killed her?'
- he mock? What shock?'
"Iaur wife ran away with the
i hr2 II, sir"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
Origin Of the Hen.

1 did he Lord make first
....|.i-r Johnson. de hen or de egg?''
.- -,#. nb cose-de egg come
.- iAn
LAS at de hen comes from de
EnH see var, Brudder Johnson,
r. Lord made de egg fust, he'd
ii 10 make an incubator to hatch it,
awmil to get de wood fo' de in
oator, a tin mine for de tin. win
r glass factory fo' de glass, cot
n mill fo' de cotton battin', drug
~ de thermometer to tell de tenn
,erature, besides gettin' de permis-
ION of some walkin' delgate to op-
rate dem industries an takin'
chances on de eggs hatchin' at dat.
No, no, Brudder Johnson, de Lord
iun simply made de hen fust an ah
reckon he didn't make a colored man
TO- year or two after. ''-Exchange.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15

nail seven 2X2 strips feet long
for the roosts. Beginning at the top
nail them 10 inches apart as indicated
at r.
Fig. A shows the end section with
the support, which is a piece of 2X3,
feet 4 inches long. and the stay
brace, which is q piece 1N2. 3 feet 4
inches long. II also indicates how
one side can be raised when the floor
is cleaned.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
Her Word.

A little girl of years was heard
repeatedly murmuring a long word.
Her father, thinking to please her,
told her the meaning Of it. She burst
into tears. At last, with her moth
er's assistance, the father learned
the reason Of her grief. 1T was my
word that put myself to sleep with.
and now you've spoilt it." From
"An Englishman's Castle"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
I]D Before the Bar.

n. II. Brown, an attorney, OF Pitts
field, Vt, writes: eve have used DR.:
Kings New Life Pills for years and find
them such a good family medicine we
wouldn't he without them" For chills,
constipation, Biliousness or sick head
ache they work wonders, 25c. E. I.
Whitehead Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
Thumps in Hogs.

Overfeeding with insufficient eXer-
else is claimed to give hogs the
thumps Sleeping around a straw stack
under damp straw or in too warm a
room with poor ventila ton will bring
it on. or aggravate it when once con
tracted Young, fat pigs seem TO be
more susceptible to it than older ami
mails. 1t is very likely also that care
less inbreeding weakens the vitality
of pigs and causes them to contract
he malady. Thumps nearly always
prove fatal in connection with pneu-
monia and other lung troubles. The
humping in the animal is caused by
violent beating Of the heart.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
When RubjerS Become Necessary

and your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder, to he shaken into the
shoes is Just the thing to use. Try ii
for Breaking in New Shoes. Sold eve
rywhere, 25c. Sample free. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. Don
accept any substitute.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15


/ touching the comparative value of the
two COWS, the Farm and Dairy of Can
ada says:
1t will be noticed that one COW gave
practically just double the amount of
milk in seven months that the other
COW did. Does this indicate that she is
worth just twice as much? BY some
it will be claimed that is worth more
than twice as much because she did
not eat twice as much as the second
COW, although she gave twice as much
milk
When, however, we look at the profit
Of the one COW compared with the
profit of the other, we find that the
first COW gave five times as great a
profit as the second cow Does this
mean that she is worth five times as
much? If it does not, then how much
more is the first COW worth than the
second COW?
These figures all go to show that
the main profit in keeping COWS lies in
the amount Of milk they can be in
duced to give above the actual cost of
feed The greater amount of milk the
COW gives above the cost of feed, the
greater is the proportion of clear
profit in handling her. In the case Of
the second COW here referred to, it
will be noticed that while the first
COW give twice as much milk as the
second sow, she yielded five times the
profit. This was because once the cost
OF feed had been deducted, all the
milk she produced above the cost of
her feed represented clear profit. For
instance, it is infinitely more costly
to keep five cows, each yielding a
profit of $500, than it is to keep one
that alone gives a profit of S34.90. BY
keeping one COW instead of five, the
feed of four COWS is saved as well as
the labor of milking and attending to
them, and the space they occupy in
the stables.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15

ing. 1t can be placed at the end of a
narrow runway or chute into which
the hog can be easily driven from the
pen Then without any urging he will
insert his head in the hole as Offering
the likeieSt chance of eSca and the
farmer can work the lever and there
YOU are Try it.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15

He Oh, please, Miss Jeanne, do
not call me MIR. Durand! She (coy-
ly) Oh, but our acquaintance is SO
short. Why should ! not call you
that? He Well, chiefly because my
name is Dupont. Modern Society.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15
FRANK D. BLAKE.

"What happens when an irresisti-
BILE force meets al immovable body?"
"Dey divide de gate money" an
swered the newest member of the
class. And the professor let it go At
that Washington Herald.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15

Constipation causes headache, nau-
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita
ton. Drastic physics gripc, sickcn,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Rcgulcts acty gently and cure
constipation. - cents. Ask your
DRUGGIST
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1909-04-15

Papa, what is a safety match"
Mr.. Hcnpecked Cooking carefully to
see if his wife is within hearing) A
safety match, son, is when a bald
headed man marries an armless wo-
man. Sketchy Bits.