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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

Articles of incorporation will be filed
with the secretary of state today of
the Koyle Mining Co. with capital
stock Of STA 900, divided in ll4,OO
shares, Of par value of one dollar
each. The company owns Is claims be-
tween Water Canyon and Dixon Can
yon, east of Salem. The officers are:
John II. Koyle. director and president;
John P. Greer, director and vice-presi-
dent John F. Beck, George Hales, B.
f. Woodward, directors; w. Jones
Bowen, secretary and treasurer Place
of business, Spanish Fork, Utah.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18
School Visiting Day.

Visiting day, Thursday, March 18th,
was well observed in the high school
and eighth grade building. About fifty
visitors being in attendance to witness
the work by the many students of the
Ideal school 1t is needless to say that
the students did, as they are want to do,
high class work. At 2:30 very crowd
ed assembly room presented itself to
DR.. A. G. Stoddard, who delivered well
prepared and very instructive lecture
on Fletcherism, which was wellreceived.
The doctor contributed volume of
Horace Fletcher's work to the growing
high school library. The public will
receive notification Of our next lecture
through the columns of the Press.
A little demonstration of high
school spirit was made at the high
school last week. The '09's would not
stand to see their banner lowered by the
los. A little athletic skill was exhibited
by male members of both classes. Said
banner was placed on the highest gable
of the building. 1t is said that J. Wilson
for the los, Succeeded in wrestling from
it's airy height and eventually burning
the coveted emblem of the '09's. reace
seems to reign supreme now.
Friday afternoon at $3.50 the eighth
grade graduating class will meet the
Salem grauating class in a game. of
basket ball at the Spanish Fork race
course. AFTER the basket ball game the
high school boys will meet the Salem
team in game of base ball. All
school students are invited to attend.
Nellie.
Good potatoes at Farmers Coop.
Shoes that wear at Farmers Coop.
Get your wagons at the Farmers
Coop.
Sand Plaster for sale. -JeX Lumber
Company.
Barn for Sale. Enquire of B. R.
Stahmann. apl
Mrs. Abbott announces her spring
opening, March %.
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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Williams Z
months old baby died last Sunday of
wto ping cough and stomach trouble,
having been sick nine weeks. Funeral
was held from er Hence Tuesday.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

The 0rpheus Road Show gives two
hours and thirty minutes of solid pleas
ure. Carrying all special scenery and
mechanical effects. Forget your trou-
hles and follow tie merry crowd. A
show that pleases both old and young.
At the opera house, Saturday, March
Goth.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Ashcroft's T.
months old baby died Sunday from
Pneumonia, being sick about ten days.
Funeral services were held at the resi-
dence in the First Ward Tuesday.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

Mrs. Abbott announces her spring
opening. March %.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

Spanish Fork, March IL, 1909.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-03-18

Barn for Sale. Enquire of B. r.
Stahmann. apl |
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
Use OF prLLOws.

"Pillows are little more than fad
and rather harmful one at that, !"
said Germantown doctor. They
should, indeed, only be used by those
who sleep on their sides, as they are
really injurious to others. When
you sleep on your side your shoulder
prevents your head from lying level
on the bed, and pillows are useful to
raise the head to this level.
"The natural and most healthful
position for the ordinary person in
sleeping Is for ones head to be kept
perfectly even, just as it would be
standing up. Now, for the one who
lies on his back while sleeping no
pillow is needed to keep the head In
this position, and yet 90 per cent of
the persons who sleep on their backs
use pillows, while those who sleep on
their sides use far more pillow than Is
necessary.
People get used to having their
heads and shoulders propped high
up and imagine they could not sleep
any other way but, as matter of
fact if they would try sleeping with
little or no pillow they would not
only find that they would feel better
in the morning, but also would actual
ly be more comfortable in bed and
sleep much sounder throughout the
night. "-PhiLadelbHfa Record.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
GETTING OUT oE BED.

Don't jump up the first thing when
your eyes are open in the morning.
Remember that while you sleep the
vital organs are at rest. The vitality
is lowered and the circulation not so
strong. A sudden spring out Of bed
is shock to these organs, especially
to the heart, as it starts to pumping
blood suddenly.
Take your time in getting up.
Yawn and stretch; wake up slowly /;
give the vital organs chance to re-
sume their work gradually.
Just notice how a baby wakes up.
1t stretches its arms and legs, rubs
its eyes and yawns and then wakes
up. First it stretches out one leg
and then the other, rubs its face,
rolls over and stretches the whole
body. The birds do not wake up
and fly as soon as their eyes are open.
They shake out their wings and
stretch their legs. waking up slowly.
This is the natural way to wake up.
Don't jump up suddenly, don't be in
such a hurry, but stretch and yawn
and yawn and stretch. Stretch the
arms and the legs; stretch the whole
body. A good yawn and stretch is
better even than cold bath. 1t will
get you thoroughly awake, and then
you will enjoy the bath all the more.
-INedlcaL Talk.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
STANDING ON H1s RIGHTS.

The next witness was hard fisted,
resolute yeoman with a bristling chin
beard.
'Mr. Gibson" said the attorney
for the defense, "are you acquainted
with the reputation of this man for
truth and veracity in the neighbor-
hood in which he lives?''
"I reckon l am" replied the wit
ness.
"I will ask you to state what 1t Is. "
"Well, sir his reputation fur vras-
sity-well, that's 6iff'runt. Some
says he does and some says he don't. !"
Witness" interposed the judge,
''do you know the meaning of 'ver-
acity r"
IT reckon / do"
"What do you understand by the
word 7"
The witness twirled his hat in his
fingers few moments without reply
ing. Then he looked up defantly.
81 refuse to answer that question,
Judge" he said, ION the ground that
1t might discriminate me !"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

carrying the large box in his own
hands, that he might show the greater
consideration, ascended the steps.
After painfully climbing three flights
of dark--and, inferentialIy, dirty
stairs, he set the box down by the
side of door that bore the name OF
Harris.
Somewhat surprised to note no
Grape or other indication of mourn
ing, he knocked. The young wo-
man who came to the door in answer
to his rap might have been crying,
judging from the redness of her eyes /;
but her careless dress and somewhat
challenging carriage discovered moth
ing of the outward decorum conven-
tionally associated with funerals.
"Does Mr.. Harris live here ?'
asked Braidwood, with much polite
ness.
eyes" ]" she answered tartly, look
ing him over with evident suspicion.
3 rs he inl"
mo"
Perhaps his wife's funeral is to
take place from church, 7"
"His wife's funeral r. snapped the
woman. "His wife's funeral |" she
repeated. "I'm all the wife he's
got." Then, seeming to lose all con-
troll ofherself, she went on raucously !:
"And I might better be dead, the
way he treats me, the fool He's
gone crazy about the horse-races !;
and havin' three days vacation, all
on account of a FIRE at the Office, he's
pawned everything he could lay his
hands on and gone off to Baltimore
to play a sure tip with. He'll be
back tonight, most likely busted"
Il must have come to the wrong
house," said Braidwood, turning to
go. Then he took up his burden
once more and descended the stairs,
murmuring to himself: ''I see, i see |"
Later that evening, man In liv-
cry, carrying the same box, paused
at the door of the same house, just in
time to meet a travel stained man
who approached from the opposite d.
rection, his countenance showing I'M
mistakably that its owner was suffer
ing from a severe case of world
WEAKNESS. It was Harris himself.
Harris took the package and en-
tered the house. Under the gas jet
on the first landing he paused wearied-
ly, before presenting himself to his
wife, and opened the box. 1t con.
tanned a handsomely lettered floral
emblem, bearing the business card of
Braidwood & Co. On the card was
penciled the word, Farewell :" while
the floral letters read, 1--WE Mourn
Our Loss. "-Munsey's Magazine.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
GET A GOOD HORsEsHOER.

It is absolutely essential for the
horseshoer to thoroughly understand
the anatomy and physical laws as
well as the mechanical rules of the
horses foot, for most all ailments to
which horses feet are subject come
under his direct supervision.
He is often called upon to treat
foot disorders and should equip HIM
self with sufficient knowledge of the
subject before attempting to remedy
such ailments.
Corns seem to be one of the most
obstinate cases that come. under the
observation of the horseshoer.
Some authorities claim that these
corns resemble the corns on the hu-
man foot, but they are misled on ac-
count of the cause and location being
generally the same.
It is a misapplied term when con.
nected with the foot of the horse.
The discoloration which appears
between the bar and wall is deposit
OF blood after rupture of the blood
vessels which form such a complex
network around the foot. This part
of the foot has to do more than its
share of work. Corns are chiefly
found on the inside of the the foot
because of the habit of fitting the
shoes closer to the center of the frog
than the outside. thus throwing the
work on the inside heel.
Another error is making shoes
right and left. Why should this be
done when there is no distinction in
the anatomy The foot has as many
points of observation as marine com
pass and each point must be rigidly
observed if we wish to be successful
In manipulating the ailments Of the
foot.
The shoe must be an equal distance
from the center of the frog in order
to balance the foot.
If this can not be done by nature,
mechanical rules must be followed
LEXINGTON (Ky.) Herald.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
W wHICHi

Smith was working in his yard,
Pushing his lawn mower hard,
Brown, who happened then to pass,
mo-" said Smith, "I'm herding whales
In the midst of arctic gales"
Brown walked on and shook his head,
Musing over what Smith said.
Smith was in a barber shop
Having his hair trimmed on top;
Asked They're clipping off your hair ?''
mo-" said Smith, we're making brick.
Also weaving candle wick"
Jones walked very softly out,
with his mind quite full of doubt.
Smith was riding on car,
Fretting at the Jolt and jar,
Black got on, and asked beside:
ssOut to take little ride 2"
mo-" growled Smith. sI'm climbing trees
To enjoy the evening breeze"
Black got of and tapped his brow.
Thinking Smith was dotty now.
Smith was lunching in a place
Where the busy walters race.
White came In from the street,
Asked "DO you come here to eat 2''
mo-" said Smith. I'm here to sing
Joyous lyrics Of the spring."
White walked solemnly away.
And was serious all day.
Brown and Jones and Black and White
Net together that same night
And took steps to put poor Smith
Where he need not suffer with
The delusions that he had
All four of his friends were sad.
But consider 1t, pray
Who was foolish He or they2
-Wil6er D. Nesbit In the CHICAGO Post.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
SOME DoN'Ts FOR MEN.

Don't Just be promissory note OF
she will become tired of meeting you
Don't forget that the most inter
esting book you can give your wife is
bank book in her own name.
Don't think that absence alone
makes the heart grow fonder. Pres
ents have been known to have the
same effect.
Don't fail to give a woman credit
for those things she does not possess.
Praise Venus for her cleverness and
Minerva for her beauty.
Don't try to mold a woman accord.
ing to your own ideal, but remodel
your ideal according TO what she is.
Don't be satisfied with the back
ground. Always make yourself the
center point of a woman's thoughts.
Don't forget the little courtesies
and thoughtful attentions. They
count more than the big things with
a woman.
Don't let woman know the extent
of her power over you or she may
rule instead of serving.
Don't be too affectionate. The &C.
count at the Bank of Love is soon
overdrawn if one tries to cash all ones
checks at the beginning. Try to live
on the interest rather than the prin-
cipal.
Don't let a woman see that you are
Jealous of her. It will make her SO
proud that she may eventually give
you serious reason for 1t.
Don't give woman the satisfac-
tion of letting her see you lose your
temper. When she quarrels keep
cool and enjoy the scene. The effect
is marvellous and instantaneous.
Don't pry into the mysteries of
your wife's dressing-room. Remem-
Der that Balzac said only fool or a
philosopher should have the courage
to do so.
Don't be too slow. Men, like
clocks, are better a little too fast than
too slow.
Don't talk only of subjects that
interest you. Remember she may
have interest of her own.
Don't break your word. A prom
ise that is kept weighs more than a
bunch of flowers that is sent later.
Don't let go the reins. A woman
plays with an obliging man, but re-
spects a fnasterful one.
Don't stop trying to please her. If
you stop someone else may begin.
Don't make love with too great an
amount of proficiency or she will
guess that you've been there before.
Don't swear at the waiter, or she
will be afraid you will swear at her
some day.
Don't kick the dog. She may say
nothing, but she'll never forgive
you.
Don't let a woman see you look
ridiculous. A love can survive mis-
fortune, but succumbs to ridicule.
Don't ask for everything you want.
If you're wise and 1t is within reason,
you'll take it.
Don't forget that you once offered
ito lay down your life for the woman
you love-" AS that probably won't
be required of you, why not compro-
mise by donning your dress suit and
taking her out occasionally.
Don't be satisfied with just getting
the woman you love. Learn how to
keep that love by the same method
that enabled you to win it.
Don't wear out a woman's heart by
selfish demands upon all her time and
attention.
Don't expect the woman who en-
tertained You by her wit before mar
riage to keep it up 365 days in every
year afterward. Remember also you
were stimulant then, but have be-
come steady diet.-M Y. Woyld.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

Mr.. Morse, having bought new
bicycle of the most improved pattern,
presented his old one to Dennis Hal
loran, who did errands and odd jobs
for the neighborhood. You'll find
the wheel useful when you're in
hurry, Dennis" he said.
Z The young Irishmen was loud In
his thanks, but regarded the wheel
doubtfully.
"I mistrust twill be long while
befoor can ride it" he said.
"Why, have you ever tried :" ask
ed Mr.. Morse.
IT have, said Dennis gloomily.
IA fri'nd lint me the loan o. his
whiles he was having the moomps.
Twas tree weeks I had it, an what
wild practicing night an morning I
never got so l could balance mesilf
standing still, let alone riding on it. !"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
TEN YEARS HENCE.

Chug- -chug
Br-r-r-br-r-r
Honk- -honk
GilligiIlug- -gilligilIug
The pedestrian paused at the inter-
section Of two busy cross streets.
He looked about. An automobile
was rushing at him from one direc-
ton, a motorcycle from another, an
auto-truck was coming from behind
and taxicab was speedily approach
ing.
Zip-zipl Zing-zing
He looked up, and saw directly
above him a runaway airshipin rapid
descent.
There was one chance. He was
standing upon a fnanhole cover.
Quickly seizing it, he lifted the lid
and jumped into the hole just in time
to be run over by a subway train.-
Boston Courier.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
L1rrLE johnnie, who had been

LITTLE JOHNNIE, who had been
praying for some months for God to
send him a baby brother, finally be-
came discouraged. 81 don't believe
God has any more little boys to send, I"
he told his mother, land I'm going
to quit it,
Early one morning not long after
this he was taken into his mothers
room to see twin boys who had ar
rived In the night. Johnnie regarded
them thoughtfullY for some minutes.
Gee" he remarked finally, sits
a good thing stopped praying when
I did,"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

A TEAcHER had told the class OF
the wonderful voyage of Columbus
and how he insisted on continuing
the voyage after the other men were
clamoring to return. Then she
asked: "Who was Columbus 7" with
the view OF hearing how well they
had followed her talk.
One little hand went up.
"WelI, Johnny, who was her
asked the teacher.
columbus was the gem of the
ocean," was the answer.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
THE coon LISTENER.

Of well-known New York artist
who died few days ago fellow-ar-
tist said: "He was a very delightful
man. He was good listener, who
always saw the point" Not word
about his work, though 1t is admit
tedly good not a mention of his pro-
fessional standing or personal charac-
ter, which were high-only the COM
ment, HE was a good listener"
Other men can paint and do many
things well, but only occasional Is
one to be found who listens well, and
this characteristic OF the artist in
question impressed itself upon those
who knew him as a distinguishing
one, and will make part of their
pleasant memories of him.
1t is not surprising that this is so.
To listen courteously and with direct
and seemingly absorbed attention to
what is being spoke Is an art and an
accomplishment whose requirement
is too often neglected even by men
and women who fancy that their man
ners and department are faultless.
The good listener is popular because
In his attitude of concentrated atten-
ton is subtle hattery. The speaker
feels that he is saying something
worth while and out of the inspiration
rises to the occasion and really shines
at his brightest. The listener may
be a good talker himself f-brilliant,
witty, animated (the New York ar
tist is SO described but he must in
dulge himself in this direction, only
when no one else is interfered with.
--Indian0b0liS Star.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

$50 YOU think every patriot has
more or less clearly defined ambition
to hold public Office %
eyes, answered Senator Sorghum.
GAS rule patriots may be divided
into two classes the appointed and
the disappointed"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

THE big touring car had just
whizzed by with roar like gigantic
rocket, and Pat and Mike turned to
watch 1t disappear in cloud of dust.
"Thim chug wagons must cost a
heap av cash." said Mike, "The
rich is fairly burnin' money"
can be the smell av it," shifted
Pat, ''it must be thot tainted money
we do be hearin' so much about
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
VALUE OF HOT MIX.

No one who, fatigued by over-exer-
ton of body or mind, has ever expe-
rienced the reviving influence of a
tumbler of milk heated as hot as 1t can
be slipped, will willingly forego a resort
to it because of its being rendered
somewhat less acceptable to the palate.
The promptness with which it's cor
dial influence is felt Is indeed surpris-
ing. Some portions of it seem to be
digested almost Immediately, and
many who fancy they need alcoholic
stimulants will find this an equivalent
and satisfying and far more enduring
in its effect. It is within as easy reach
of all as any other drink, for it Is now
sold generally at soda water fountains.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

"WHERE do the Hottentots live,
Maryl" public school teacher asked
one of her pupils. ST don't know,
m" said Mary, primly. ma won't
let me visit any Of the people In this
neighborhoQd."
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
CURING HUBBY.

9My wife has a new fad," an
nounced the fat man with the red
face as be cheerfully stirred the cool
ing mixture before him with long
straw. 'She is going In for hypno-
tisrn now, and it has my sincere and
emphatic Endorsement. She has tax
en- twelve lessons from a noted pro-
fessor of the art, and Is now full
hedged hypnotist -or thinks she is
which amounts to the same thing, so
far as she is concerned. / was her
first subject, and her success with me
not only pleased her but astonished
her as well. At first I rebelled at be-
ing experimental with, thinking it
all tommyrot; but | am now prepared
to indorse the art to its full extent.
She got me in chair and then, stand
ing IL front of me, went through a
lot Of monkey-shines before my face
with her hands.
Now" she said, sternly, you
can not leave your chair
Just to see what her game was I
gave her the CLASSY eye and made no
move. Her eyes cleaned with tri-
umph, and then she said:
Listen to me. You must no
longer drink intoxicating liquor. If
you do it will make you sick. You
will find it is impossible to lift glass
of the vile stuff to your lips. You
can not even enter place where it is
sold.'
"Then she brought me out of the
trance by swapping her fingers and
announced that the experiment was
complete success.
Now the dear woman remains at
home serenely confident that am no
longer able to indulge in the flowing
bowl, and my plea of being detained
late at the Office goes without ques-
ton. Let's have another"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21
AN ENGLISH debtor. on being sued,

AN English debtor, on being sued,
admitted that he had borrowed the
money, but said that the plaintiff
knew at the time it was a Kathleen
Mavourneen loan." "a Kathleen
Mavourneen loanl" questioned the
court, with puzzled look. That's
it, your lordship-one of the 1t may
be for years, and 1t may be for ever
sort"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

"Is HE a young man of brains 2"
IT really can't say. I've only met
him in society"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

No one is too young to stand against
that which he knows to be wrong.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1909-08-21

THE truest proof Of a mans relig-
lon is the quality Of his companions.
The Newtown bee., 1909-03-26
Commits Suicide.


 George Lamphere, A years oil, whoI'was' graduated from the Yale Law school in 1899 and until recent ly was principal of the. Winsted High school, committed suicide late Friday night st his home in Gosheh by swallowing prussic acid, She'll ing the acid his wife entered his bec- room, and stepping up to her hts band9 who stood in front Of a mirror, Asked him what he waa doing. "Oh leave ne alone" he replied, and then fell to the floor. He died just as lDr North arrived. On the table was g note in Lamphere's handwriting which read, No hope of recovery. ? Melancholia, induced by dyspepsia is supposed to have caused his act Mr'o Lamphere was well, kno en throughout the towns in the upper end of The Bees territory.