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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

Bshtessiittug the West Vitsifii
national giiard Assistant Adiutant
Gsbera q q Pierce has eiosed fhsA
deal for the pdtehase 81. tint part
et the Elliott ana viclSsFs firm
near daeil station Sf ma ilise 81
the aIorgantown q kingWoed rail-
road that d 10 s. used Is; & rifie
range fcr me sEest yifeihl M
siohal guard. The price. Which IS i.
fiftie under $4,000. has heen d reed
ilpeng the necessary papers drawn IN
ma the property has changed hands.
This month the land win be cleared
on and number Of permanent inn
|prorements win be started.
Some time soon Assistant Adj
Itutant Pierce Colonel j. NJ Burns,
q elorgantown, and Capt Harry Al
Eaton, conimandant OF cadets at the
university, win visit the range on a.
tfipof inspection. AdJutant Pierce
has written Colonel Burns that he
expects to stop on In aIotgantown
some day this week to meet the two
local officers
With the funds available from the
state and national appropriations,
permanent buildings viii be erected
on the range. which win be put IN
flrst-elass shape. work must be
started early 10 that the range viii
be ready when the nilitia.nen begin
their practice Throughout the en-
tire summer months the range win
be in use is the officials Of the
guard are planning to give All OF the
members most thorough dfiil IN.
craftsmanship.
The acceptance OF the range by
the state means much for the Nor.
gantown \ Kingwood railroad, as S..
coach-loads OF soldiers WIN be haul
ed over the NJ. 6 X. line between
caddeii and the terminal, at Morgan4
town and Rowiesburg. each summer.
1T is estimated by the officials OF the
railroad company, the figures for the
last year being taken as a basis. thai
enough men to completely mi So
coaches win travel back and forth
over the NJ. & X. during the simmer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
sIoIs HEApAcHE
Sour stomach. Heartburn, cankeI
Sore Mouth Cured by ail-o.na.

Va
Sick headaches are caused by indi-
gestion and general disturbed condI-
ton OF the stomach.
Cure the Indigestion, and the head
ache, nausea. heartburn, sour stomach
and that "all in" feeling viii vanish.
SIi7o-na tablets will cure indigestion
or any other stomach trouble. They
will give relief almost instantly. Wells
& Haymaker have so much faith in
them that they win give you your
money back II they don't.
Mf-ona cures by making the stom-
ach strong enough to produce enough
gastric juices sto digest all the food
you want to eat. 1tpromptly puts new
life and energy into the overworked
and played-out walls Of the stomach.
Use Mi-o-na for week, and you
can cat what you want any time you
want It, and take pleasure in doing It.
Your blood Win be richer, redder,
pprer after taking Mi-o-na. ana 1t
only costs so cents a large box.
II was speedily cured of stomach
complaint by Mi-o-na. Anything can
say in favor of Mi-o-na is not too
strong. William Hess. Benton Har-
bor Mich.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
BOYS PUNCH B0NL
From Local Jeweler to Send.
to Wife as a Birth
day Present.

Clint q. Ford. prominent member
OF Polly Of the Circus" is well
known In this city as he has been here
with a number ofsfirst-class attrac-
tions including David Harum." Rob-
ert B. mantell and. gathers. While III
the city Mr.. Ford barchased from
J.. r. Krohme. jewelepooF this city, a
handsome cut glass punch. bowl set
TO be forwarded to his wife as a
birthday present. Miss Lillian Kings
bury, is at present playing long
engagement as leading lady with Mr..
Robert B. Mantelli al. the Amsterdam
Theatre: New York. She has APP
peNred in ciarksbarg With Mr. Man
tell. The cut glass is made to order
for Mr.. Ford hy j. Hoare & Co., 81
Corning. y. Y.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
500 REwARn. sInn.

The readers OF this paper will b.
pleased to learn that there IL at leasl
one dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all its stages
and that is catarrh. Halls catarrf,
Cure is the only positive cure known
to the medical fraternity. catarrh
being Constitutional disease, requires
constitutional treatment. Ears ca.
tarrh Cure is taken internally. act
Ing directly upon the blood and NM
cous surfaces Of the system, thereby
destroying the foundation Of the ais
ease. and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing It's work!
The proprletors have so much faith
In its curative powers that they offef
One Hundred Dollars for any case
that it fails to cure. Send for list Of
testimonials.
Address:
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, d.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family PHls for constil
patton.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
sIsLPIE WASH .cuREs EczEAIA
Why saIpes Fan While simple
Liquid HAS Accomplished Tliou-
y sands of Cures

Il q > 4 !
It Is now thoroughly established
among the hest medical authorities
that eczema is purely a skin disease.
due 70 a germ, and durable only
through the skin. 1t Is not blood
disease at all; In fact, thousands 81
people suffer with skin disease aud
are perfectly healthy otherwise, ana
thereby prove they, have no diseased
blood. isqsiS -
smeaf.y salves cannot reach the
germs because they do not penetrate
the skln.s The only way to reach the
germs is by means of penetrating
liquid.
Such liqhtd can be obtained by
simply mixing ordinary oil Of winter
green with thymol, glyeerine ana 9th
err healing agents. This compound,
known dssD. d. D. Prescription, stops
the Itch Instantly the cures all
appear to be spermapent In fact. Il
took thousands Of cures, case after
case, before the4best scientific author
tiles were convinced OF the absolute
merit Of this remedy. D. D. D. Pre-
scription Kills the germs in the itching
skin. It's effect is seen within one
minute after the first application. We
especially recommend D. D, d. Soap
In connection with the treatment.
Wells & Haymaker:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
! THE REIT0RT P0ETIeAL

Otis Skinner, recently taken to task
for his Interpretation OF Philippe
8Brldau in '.The Honor of the Family,
the play made from Balzac's novel
sent the following not only courtel
Gus but poetical retort TO his critic.
~ Is Mr.. SINNERS rythmical impress
sion of what he considers Philippe
Bridau should be upon the stage, dis.
daining any arguments as to what
Philippe Brldau is like in the pages
cf Balzac. The conclusion one ar.
rives at from reading both sides OF
the controversy, Is not whether Mr..
Skinner or his critic is right-not
whether Briaau is a kind Of D,Artag-
nan. as the actor makes him, or d
Bill Sykes, asi the critic would have
him-but whether there. might not be
more poets if'there were more critlcA
In the world. At any rate. indigna.
tion made these verses by Mr.. Skin
ner.
Ballade of Monsieur Brida,l.
Bridau! view you askance:
You are toosbad / declare.
REGISTERING blade and free lance.
swash-buckler. devll-may-care.
Ready to fight or to swear,
To drink or to dice or to dance
SO they behave over there,
These dre the manners of France.
Bless mel one shrinks from your
glance,
Shakes at your impuIent stare.
Then with threat you advance
Staggering In with an air,
stiil your good pncle's AFFAIR.
Called for such treatment perchance.
And Flora had need of scare
These are the mariners OF France.
Yes! admit as you psance,
lnsoient, bold. debonair,
Hero you are Of romance,
Eager to do and to dare,
Courage you have and to spare,
Establishments too to entrance,
To bully, cajole, or ensnare.
Tsese are the manners of France.
Envoy
Princess, I bid you beware!
Ladies have never a chance
II you should go over there,
There are the manners France.
!
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
MONEY! mo- loan.

Quick. private loans in small sums
from $40 up on furniture, Pianos,
fixtures or other chattels. Goods re-
main in your possession. Reason
able rates and con1eniet terms.
HOME LOAN CO..
Room G4s, Empire Bldg. Phone
Bell ls6.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
BANKRUPT SALE
OF STORE.

/. am now. reducing the merchan-
disc stool; Of s c. Higgins, bankrupt.
by seilinng the same at greatly re.
dnced prices. The stock conIsts or
groceries, medicines. shoes. boots.
notions, drygoods tinware etc To-
Gated at 77s W. Pike street. clarks-
burg. Call and obtain bargains
Open all day ana evenings.
/ viii also receive bids for the sale
OF the stock in bulk. This is 4 VAL
liable stock and good stand.
March 20. 1909.
HARVEY F. SMITH.
- IL Trustes.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

Suffered day ana night the tor
ment of Itching piles. Nothing help
ed me until | used Doan's Ointment
It cured me permanently."-Hon
John R. Garrett. mayor, Girard. Ala.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
THE NEWEST SHADES
HOSIERY.

Bright and vivid colors in
! girls hosiery this year. VIII he
the style. and for each name a
special shade hear; these
stockings must be SILK of course.
and those of violet hue, should
encase the foot and ankle of a
pretty girl named Sue. There's
elbow, tan, and slate. and drah,
and gray, and shades OF green,
for girls with names like Ella,
Nam. or. Kate, Nab. May or
Jeanne, and for the girl roman-
tic, who loves. and would elope
they recommends is so
quiet-a shade called helIotrope.
But this is merely gossip. al
though it's nothing shocking;
nj women swear by Spartan
Stain who loves sllken stock
ing.
Spartan Stain is the greatest
and only reliable wood finish for
use in the home. Manufactured
W the Marietta Paint & Color
CO., Marietta, o. For sale by
The Home Furnishing Co., a4s-
s45 Main st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

Mr.. and Mrs. R. G. Altizer and
children who have been visiting
MIR. and Mrs. ]. j. Duncan. have re-
turned to their home in Pitts6urg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
CLAY MALONE
Entertains a Number Of His
School Friends at
Shinnston


sfiisSNsToN. Mar. clay ala-
lone entertained nnmbef his
sehoolmate saturday evening ii
honor o MS fourteenth oisthdas 4
mos enioyable time was spent ii
various games ana delicious rsttesa-
.ments were served Those present
were clarice Richardson Clara Pres
tom Iadge Grifin, Virginia Riehafd.
son Edith smaIlwood Ada Moore,
Agnes Wilkinson. Essie ana Jessie
Hess Frank Ferguson. Donald
smallwood. George shingleton, ma;
win Watkins, Paul Lowe Robert
MCGEE and Ellis Book, 49,. 4,
John w. carder and H. 81. Car.
der were business visitors in Fair!
mont Saturday.
and Mrs Charles Haught. Of
Huhttntogn, are the guests of rela-
Gives here.
iiss Alma vassar has been quite
~ for the last several day
large crowds are attending the
meetings at the Christian church,
Sunday afternoon the Rev. 8. T.
Brewster conducted d very interest.
ing meeting for men. He will de.
liver a lecture Wednesday evening
and the meetings VIII close Thurs.
day,
+, P. Rady. Of clarksburg, was d
shiunstoh visitor Sunday.
James n. Knox spent Sunday ut
Bartaeksyille.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. Smith and son
Charles. Of sPennsboro. are ( the
guests OF relatives here.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
oBALllNoREaO Ono
RAILROAD.
Schedule effective Nov. %, 1908.
GhAItISSBURG. W. va.
sDaIly. xDaily excpet Sunday.

Schedule effective Nov. %, 1908.
GitIilSSBURG. W. va.
.Daily. xDaily excpet Sunday.
Sunday only. :.
MAINE, LINE, EASTB0UND.
Cumberland, Washington, Baltimore,
Philadelphia and New York, depart
$3.50 am, $3.50 pm, 1885 pm.
Arrive ~'12:5s am, 1856 am. '6:0S
pm. 90 .G
MAIN LINE, WESTBoUND.
Parkersburg. Cincinnati. Louisville
and st. Louis. depart 1883 am,
1855 am, s6:0s PM. Arrive 1852
arr, '5:40 pm, 1855 pm.
Parkersburg Accommodation, depart
'7:2s am. 1890 pm. Arrive 1920
am, 1890 pm.
w. VA. g PITTS, NORTHROUND.
Connellsville and Pittsburg. depart
x6:10 am. Arrive XII :05 pm.
Fairmont and Morgantown, depart
x6:10 am, 1878 pm.
w. VA. s. PITTS, SoUTHBoUND.
Weston, depart x6:00 am, z10:2Satn
x11:30 am, '6:45 pm. Arrive zs:5I
am. zs:40 am, x2:15 pm, z5:25pm
x7:05 am.
= ASASAi5b uephCI NVsVV dlIls &0s4o pm
Arrive xS:55 am, x7:05 pm.
Redwood and intermediated points.
depart x6:00 am, x11:30 am. Arrive
x2:l5 am, x7:05 pm.
WEST VA. SHORT LINE.
New Martinsville ana Wheeling ac-
commodation, depart $500 am.
x2:45 pm. Arrive '11:25 AM,
1880 nm.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

Joe, when you're coming from
work this evening stop at smlthys'
on Pike street and get some fish, for
! am going to have company.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

a store 81 most profitable and
easiest good 70 sen. Location ana
chances equal sto the best nm Clarke
burg Nothing better for 4 business
man With snlaii o. large capital.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

~ = = -
Point Comfort, lot 10 It. front on
street. car line BY rs Il. on rear
street and ljs7 IT. deep. . choice
lots g price to please any one
looking for best plaeesto build.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

East clarkabafg, Industrial
Fnrest Investment in good homes,
and beautiful vacant lots; prices
ana terms 70 suit any purchaser.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

on Dale Ave. beautiful place, a
new, modern and lovely house for
home o. Investment.
Elegant bargains in houses ON Lee
street Carr avenue. clay street and
Carlisle Court.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23

Splendid vaipes in dwellings in
stealey addition
Most valuable lot in Adamston.
New Fair Grounds; choice lots; at
prices @ force sales,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12

In these days the American pig
makes a speedy journey from farrow-
ing bed 10 scalding tue. and the aim
OF the judicious feeder is TO add CON
stantly 10 the flesh acquired while
sucking. bringing the hog up 10 $50
or $50 pounds as early and on as IN
expensive feed as possible Inc
young animal will naturally put on
weight more cheaply than the older
one. and gains after ten months cost
considerably more per pound IMAM
those made earlier. A pig which Is
being fattened should gain from one
10 two pounds a day and weigh alive
ESQ or $50 pounds when nine TO twelve
months old.-Coburn's Swine IN
America"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12
AROUND THE FARM.

A dull scythe is poor encourage
ment TO rapid work.
Breeding from the best is the surest
way of having the best.
Clean up the hen house and then
keep IL clean by regular attention.
When pastures are short give the
sheep a small grain ration. II will
pay you
The time 10 harvest the onion crop
is when the tops wither and turn yell
low and fall over
Sponge the back of the horse after
removing the saddle and you will
have no swellings or sore spots.
One pound OF tobacco stepped in
two gallons OF vinegar is said to be
most excellent remedy for lice on
cattle.
Scatter the fertilizer well away
/ from the trunk OF the trees. for 1t is
there that the feed roots will be
/ found.
A balky horse may offer good OPP
portunity for the cultivation OF pa
thence. but that is about all. 1t won't
paw to keep him.
Feed the young chickens freely
Little danger Of overfeeding. But
u
pick up clean in a short time.
There is a lot Of satisfaction in
working in good. mellow soil II can
tematic working.
The poor places in the dooryard
should be attended to at once. They
are an eyesore 10 YOU and a discredii
TO your place Grass seed can be
Z A.
loosened.
In buying farm machinery always
get the best and most reliable. IL viii
prove cheapest in the end.
The right way to handle manure !:
10 handle il as little as possible. Pu
IL where you can use IL at once.
Keep the cultivator shOvels brigh
and sharp. They will do better worl
and the team will do more work.
Know what your COWS are doing 70
! you by using the scales in weighing
their milk and the Babcock tester il
determining the quality Of the milk.
Better farming means better crops
and better crops mean more money
and more comforts on the farm. VIII
not study to improve your methods
\ The colt, like the boy. is easil
spoiled and IL is hard to undo mi:
J. management But raised right, colt
and boys prove one Of the most prof
Y able productions OF the farms
, scrub COW will eat as much as
r pure-bred one. but there will be
O great difference in the size OF IN
milk pail you will have to buy.
n II is well TO work up from a fe'
p good cows to many. When the da
for the many comes you will kno
r how to handle them-and how TO z,
a them.
e DO you allow smoking near II
dairy? Nothing absorbs tobacC
70 smoke more quickly than milk. an
IS butter tainted with tobacco smoke
r an abomination.
2. The man who goes into the shee
business now with the intention
learning all he can about IL. will mai
money. We are. as a nation. eatir
=, more mutton every year.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12
The Annie Barrel.

IL stood in the cellar low and dim.
Where the cobwebs swept and
swayed.
Holding the store from bough and
limb
At the feet Of autumn laid.
And oft. when the days were short
And the north wind shrieked and
roared.
We children sought in the corner here.
And drew ON the tooths0me hoard.
For thus through the long. long win
ter-time
II answered our every call
With wine OF the summers golden
prime
Sealed BY the hand Of fall
The best there was OF the earth and
air.
OF rain and sun and breeze.
Changed 10 a pippin sweet and rare
BY the art Of the faithful trees.
A wonderful barrel was this. had We
Its message rightly heard,
Filled with the tales OF wind and bee.
OF cricket and moth and bird;
Rife with the bliss OF the fragrant
June
When skies were soft and blue.
Thronged with the dreams OF a har-
vest moon
Ger fields drenched deep with dew.
Oh. hOmely barrel. I'd fain essay
Your marvellous skill again.
Take me back 10 the lst. pray,
AS willingly now as then
Back To the tender morns and ewes,
The noOntides warm and still.
The feecy clouds and the spangled
leaves
OF the orchard over the hill.
Edwin l. Sabin. in Lippincott's.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12
Remarks on BARRIERS.
bers arose in Egypt when

BARRIERS arose in Egypt when
The Israelite was Egypts slave.
The ancients got the practice then
The modern BARRIERS always crave.
They bound their captives TO chair
And gagged them with soapy flood
All gloatingly they hacked of hair
And shaved unmindful of the blood
So that's why, If you want to know,
On Essex we hate the shaving so.
The duke came to Franks boot
black stand in front of the Essex
Market Court yesterday. asking:
wy is it a swell barber is SO fresh?"
The stand inquired TO know.
To-day | have been by one to get
me a shave and hair cut. Which was
all | wanted-no more. No sooner
do I get into the chair comfortable
and feeling slick than he grabs my
cheek by two fingers and looks aw-
full at IL. 'Wass isst?' said |. For
why do you look like that at my faceg
Watts de matter Wit II? Amt II a
good face? "Oh. meestair,' says he.
YOU need a mass-arge Nix on that,
saws |. I don't need nothin' more ex-
pensiye than a shave and haircut.
Before | got out of that swell barber
place nearly was shampooed and
had to fight OF a boy that would shine
my shoes 4 rat-haired swell mani
curess and a whisk broom kid. And
besides II cost me 40 cents and 5
cents for the barber Wy ISIS it2"
Its business ventured Able Sol
terpeck
Business mott" snortad the duke.
wen a man comes 10 my Office an
SAYS 4 want my will drawn do | say
To him. Sure. but you also want to
get a divorce from your old woman
and a warrant for de leetle boy OF
your neighbour Ven | 20 to store
TO buy a hat, does the man say TO me,
We have hats dat'll ft you. but IL you
let us hammer down your head a Iii.
tie II would help some?' or ! go 10
buy a necktie an do dey try TO sell me
a rocking horse and barrel OF her.
rings and den say. II you take our
swell choking treatment your neckties
will look bedderg ! guess not!
BARRIERS" said the duke. departing
!. is another word for rascals wish
| had not given de swell barber dat
nickel"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12

Just before the late election. John
d. Archbold OF the Standard OIL com
pany confided 10 an intimate friend
that he was in a certain sense In the
same boat with a mother who had
little dear" by the name OF Willie
zone day" said Mr. Archbold. "the
mother missed her little boy. When
he showed up again she inquired:
Where have you been, Willieg
Playing postman.' replied her son
Il gave a letter 10 all the houses In our
road. Real letters. too.
Where on earth did you get them
questioned the mother.
"'They were those old ones In your
wardrobe drawer. tied up with blue
ribbon. was the innocent reply.
Judge
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12
a Butter Fraud.

An ingenious fraud in the butter
line was brought 20 light recently In
England. In that country the amount
Of moisture in butter is limited by
law to 10 per cent. Australian and
New Zealand buffers, on the other
hand. usually contain only per cent
OF water Taking advantage OF this
fact. several firms imported large
quantities of these colonial buffers,
TO which per cent OF water was then
added. thus bringing them down to
the British standard. AS the added
water naturally cost nothing, and the
product was sold at the current price.
a substantial profit was made.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-12
The Captain that Loses His Ship.

The captain who loses his ship is
likely TO wait a long time before be
gets another, even IL investigation
shows that he was not to blame, IL
he is censured. he may as well hunt
another job. Captain Inman Sealby,
who was in command of the White
Star line steamer Republic. that went
down last January. following a COLI
sion with he Florida may or may not
lose his papers. That will depend up
on the finding OF the admiralty court.
In the meantime he will be busy. He
has Just entered the University OF
Michigan as a freshman in the law
school. and will make a speciality OF
admiralty law. IL is possible that the
question OF the Republic may require
a long time for settlement. Already
there has been much litigation. and II
was this that first made Captain Seal
by think about preparing 70 earn a Nv
ing In admiralty practice. There Is
much law business of this sort in De
troit. and Ann Arbor, where he is at
tending lectures. is near Detroit. On
the practical side he will have some
advantage over most admiralty law
yers at the start He knows the ocean
and the ships as few land-lubbers. nc
matter how learned they may be in the
law Of the sea. know them. He is fifty
years old. and got his first command
in 1898. He is a commander in the
royal naval reserve. and still draws
half pay as an employe OF the White
Star line Captain Seslby will have as
a fellow-student at Ann Arbor Captain
Irving Evans. who resigned the com
mand of steamship to enter the Law
school Captain Evans will be an ad
/ miralty lawyer. too. and will graduate
next June.-Hartford Courant