The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-28


1T isn't a bit more hideous than mine.
YOUR you're always Saying nice things about
Teacher-Yourg big brother was ali
right when he left the house with you,
in scSoos o1 the Say ki ID f Didn't gips
him the seegar wild me own ds?-Puck.
Mrs. chugwater--Josiah. what is a
ly at a loss)-Do you mean to say. you
swastika is-why, blame it, Swastika is
the name of the Eskimo that helped Cook
discover the North Pole!-Chicago Trib-
une.
Parent-willie, my father used to whip
doing Willie-Well, hope I'll never have
to. tell my little boy that.-Boston Trans
BY ws zss ge are ayes Tela Ms II rss w wss
second husbands fourth partner in matri-
mony."-Chicago Record Herald.
Now" said Miss de Playne to the
artists; Il want you to make as pretty
picture Ts,; of me as you possibly can" oh.
painter. when get the finishing touch
es on you won't know yourself. Chicago
News.
Patience will accomplish anything.
Y YOU 4 ean e o sary water IN bt SIZE sley II
=
thats 'sTiii it gets cold enough for the
water to freeze. cleveland Leader
And this mans case is what?" we ask
ed the attendant in the sanitarium. He
the reply. "HalIey's comet?'' eyes. He
thinks ss i girOg gta brighter all the
TN teach you to play at pitch and
toss" shouted the enraged, father. ''Iii
xVfi1
instantly said tine incorrigible, as he bal
anced penny on his thumb and finger,
nothing. S-casseirs Saturday "" Journal.
Eve who s i sa!s gys so Iss5sg
time he happened to look at another wo-
the kitten want l to read 0 about bout this this
graft investigation. "-Chicago Record
Herald.
dor. Don't you think Jack Faber has beau
This is a most delightful place" said
in the north Of France, .but it Is Certain tain
~ strange strange idea to pave the roads with
pect monsieur? The mayor. he is a shoe
makerv'-Tir Bits.
Observation-Disclosures see ere. Jim:
If yer don't provide fer me better 1 shall
quit-so I warns yer. Observation-Disclosures
better? Well, like that. Why, amt 1
got yer three good jobs o. work this 1arst
Hard on the Egg.-Fat Lady-Yes, sir.
that's. the beauty of keeping, fowls. II
ever I run short o. meat, or Pm In a
hurry. 1 always fall back on a hegg!-
The Bystander.
ct want a copy of Who's Who in In
DIANA he said as the genial salesman in
Quired to his wants ''Sorryr' said the
salesman, with a sweet smile, but we're
just out of Who's Hoosier' Iitera ture. We
have last years telephone book. If that
alike "-Lippincott's Magazine
Teacher-Now, Willie, you describe the
North Pole as nearly as you can from
hearsay. Willie-I-I don't want to-
ma am. Teacher-Don't want to? Why
what pa said, and ma said that if he kept
on talkin' that way she'd take me and
run away to grandma's.-Boston Herald.
But, darling murmured the 1ovelorn
youth. every night for two weeks have
spoke up the pretty fiirt, as she
reached for her handbag; there's a whole
quarter. Go have your trousers pressed.
After so much bending they must be bag
gy at the knees. "-Wasp.
I'VE Strive to Please."-Customer-I
heard you tell your last customer that
this weather would last another week Do
you think it win really? Barber-No
don't, but he's very good customer here
-Fliegende Blaetter.