The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-04-15
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= Mands Mr. 3sr8nAsh cAliea on
zee $40 esshisg. Res the mosi en-
gArang i@lka ever listened %, clara
y lndood' What did he sayf Made
70 Ile asked me " marry him.
Neli i married after All. and she
declared she pcsldn'i HArry the bees.
msu living. % course she woaldn'i.
The bride never does marry tbs besi
msn.
Pes famous mcn have fame thrust
upon them. Thas 40 liai all u
ihesn have famous uiteraDees thrust
upon them.
NJ you ib,nk yoa soald like 10
make a ionrney % The north polef Yes.
Anssered Che city official II must be
resi'al 10 re, 10 soiut place Shere no.
body cares sheihrr the SNOW Is cleaned
On o. B0l.
DO you iatn you salary over 10
your sifef Of course. answered Mr.,
Mrti06. I'm obliged 10. She is one
~ The most enthusiastic bridge plhyer
IN the city.
Flee, cried the girl You mean
fy. corrected the lover. Never mind
what insect mean. she replied. just
XII Pas comin''
--6reening Say. old man, what are
you wearing glasses fort Browning
For The corns on my feet. Of course. !
hope you didn't think my eyes we're
affected
--Gerald Won't yon take my word
tha, love youf Geraldine-l'd rather
have minister take 1t,
Dick Il know girl who accepts
things from men she doesn't know.
Clam--l don't beliye t. How could
shsf Dick Why, she has to, you
know. She's a telephone girl.
Lola Are you sure you love me,
drnrf ack-Ceriaiuly. Why, ia be
willing 10 die for you. Lola Wheni
Jack Well-er-say in 1897.
Well. SIR I'm glad to see you look
iue so cheerful. Things have evident
~ been coming your way recently You
we're pretty blue few months ago.
Yes. the outlook is fine. I've already
saved enough money this year to buy
senson ticket 10 the ball grounds.
Pearl And be stole kissf Ruby
(ponting Il he did, and shall never
forgive him. pearl-Do you really feel
50 bad about il rs all thati Ruby-l |
should say sol He SAID it was petty
larceny, while any other young man
would have said il was grand.
These jewels aie worth monareh's
ransom. said the woman Of wealth. To
what monarch do you referf asked
Miss Cayenne. Some countries are
trying 40 bard to lose their monarchs
that doubt i they would pay for their
recovery,
Percy Pickle Aw- calledon Miss
Wose last night, and for two hours she
played the piano. Miss Tabasco- Yes,
aud she said The music reminded her OF
you. Percy Piekle-of met In what
wayf Miss 1abasca TWAS SO soft and
slow.
II have written book that every.
body ought 10 read, said the author
Perhaps, answered the Publisher, but
the books that seem 10 be IN demand
are those that nobody ought 10 read.
Jones wants to sell me a horse.
Has il got rccord' No, but it's got
reputation. Lei il alone. Jones has
record, but no reputation.
--She--You don't act as Il was the
first girl You ever kissed. Iie-lf ! am
the trsi man who ever kissed you. how
do you know ! don't
The difference between Dickens
and his many imitators is apparent.
Yes. He wrote simply. and most Of
them write simply awful
- see that Sweden has adopted a
universal suffrage law. Geel hope
our Swedish cook won't hear Of IT,
The only people who have plenty
Of money are those who don't need the
money.
Pretty clothes are necessary, TO a
woman unless she can't gci them.
Yes, she sighed, her voice laden
with regret. We will have 10 give up
our trip TO Europe. Has yonr husband
had business reserscsf No; you could
hardly call il that We had bad luck
in cur home, The plumber worked
fl,een minutes ia the basement last
week, aud be wlll have 10 he paid.
LIN going 10 call you early tomor
roa morning What fort To see the
sunrise. Don't you DO il. The sun
has been rising successfully without my
help for several Thousand year., aud |
think il will be able to turn the trick
once more.
He doesn'i appear 10 be bright
lsd. Bat be is one Of The most original :
boys kno~. wha, has he donei No
thing. Ba, be isn't building flying 4,
machine. Ia
Don, worry about your children :
"a IT. III