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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-02-12
Inspiration Better Than Imitation.

Inspiration Better Than Imitation.
A few weeks ago several thousand
young people. about Cleveland tried to
live for two weeks a 8 they thought
Jesus would have lived. We all watch
ed the experiment with approval and
interest. 1t is we'll that we did, for we
are liable to see many similar efforts
in the next few years. Indeed. we are
about due for a ave Of that sort of
living. 1t is n more hopeful sign IN
this most hopeful age. We should bid.
every effort Of this sort the heartiest
%godspced.
Yet there is one further word to be
said Of all such movements, not in the
way of criticism, but Of encourage
ment and Of a real desire to advance
them and make their effects not abor-.
tive, but permanent. 1t Is this:
They should be inward than
outward. The Christ life is one of
heart, thoughts aud spirit as well as
of deeds. What we are within our
selves we will act out soQper or later.
We cannot always pose. The only way
to act permanently Is Jesus would act
lbs to feel ae Jesus would feel. think as.
Jesus would think and be in Our souls
as Jesus would be In his soul-in other
Words follow the spirit rather than
the letter. The corn will bring forth
corn; the wheat will germinate wheat.
The fruits Of the tree Of our lives will
be after the manner Of the tree itself.
No one ever taught all this with more
lclearness than! did thessN|alazarene him
self. "a. s:ffss ~ spsss'
/ There IL no denying that our mere
deeds may react on our lives and -
produce the inner state that Is In
keeping with themselves. NY only
contention Is that we must he sincere:
that We must be whole hearted, single
minded. and must act through love of
God and man rather than from selfish
impulse. ~ b
The French revolution sought to-
make Trance a republic. Yet 1t was
years before tile republic finally
came. The renson Is that the French
we're not Yet republicans. heaform OF
the nation was IN accord with the,
spirit OF the nation: 1T is ever So.
Tie form is hut the she'll and willScser
shape itself to ft| the. soul that ami
mates Il. It Is that which governs. In.
INITIATION a. better than Imitation. Be
I'M 4 better nan seeming.
s.5. JAMES EDGERTON.
Cold springson,,thesHuds =. Z
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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-02-12
Tell Him So.

.r
II you have q word of cheer
That may light the pathway drear,
OF a brother pilgrim here.
Let him know.
Show him YOU appreciate
What he does and do lot wait
Till the heavy hand of Fate
Lays him low.
If your heart contains a thought
That will brighter make his lot,
Then in mercy hide it not.
Tell him SO.
Bide not till the end Of all.
Carries him beyond recall.
When beside his sable pail.
Your affection and acclaim
To do honor to his name
And to place the wreath of fame
On his brow.
Rather speak to him today,
For the things you have to say
May assist him on his way.
Tell him now.
Life is hard enough at best,
But the love that is expressed
Makes it seem n pathway blest
To our feet.
And the troubles that we share
Seem the easier to bear.
Smile upon your neighbours are
AS YOU greet.
Rough and stony are our ways.
Dark and dreary are our days.
But another's love and praise
Make them sweet. =.
Wait not till your friend is dead
Ere your compliments are said.
For the spirit that has fled,
If it know,
Does not need to speed it on
Our poor praise. Where 1t has gone
Loves eternal, golden dawn
Is aglow.
But unto our brother here
That poor praise is very dear.
If you've any word Of cheer,
Tell him so. =
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-02-12
RALPH WARD,
MONEY, North Dakota


The Horses branded iol on right
shoulder. Ranch. 22-l4S-H6. Nc
Lean county.
Grade Percheron. work horses for
sale. at all tunes.
D6A REWARD OF 500 IS OFFERED
bnT the arres, aud conviction #
anyone stealing horses branded lel
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-02-12
Edgerton's
IF arm.

Copyright. 1909. by American Press A,so.
citation. This matter must not he re-
printed without special permission.l
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RY.

CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RY.
NOTE-PubIished only as information ana
MOI guaranteed.
400 + Nc. x o. Limited. Daily, Fast yes
tibuled train. Pullman sleepers 10 LexIng-
ton Louisville. Cincinnati, indianapolis.
chicago and St. Louis. Connection for Vir-
eluia hot Springs. Pullman car Louisville
10 Memphis and New orleans. Dining cars
q la carte service
,1-t0 r. NJ. H.. v. LIMITED. Daily
solid vesubule train. Pullman sleepors TO
Cincinnati. lexington and Louisville daily,
and Virginia HCt Springs week days. Din
inp cars a Ia carte service Pullman
sIeepers Cincinnati 90 Chicago and ST. Louis
and Louisville TO Memphis. Nashville, and
New Orleans
Chesapeake and Ohio Omces. SIS Psnnsyi-
,-anfz avenue. 1883 + street and New Unioa
station Telephone Main 1866 or 2e06 tor
tickets. babsage, checks, reservations. ara
Taxicah. my9-tf
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
PUBLIC NOTICE.

OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS OF
THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, Washing
ton August 1903. Notice IL hereby
given that IN accordance with the pro
visions Of Public Act No 2s5 an
proved February 18th. 1909 entitled AN
Act 10 amend an Act approved March sec
Ond, nineteen hundred and seven. entitled
An Act for the opening OF Mills Avenue
northeast from Rhode Island avenue to
Twenty-fourth street. the Commissioners of
the District OF Columbia viii give a public
hearing IN the board room OF the said Com
Tnlssioners, Friday, August %. 1903 at IL zoo
o'clock a. m 10 all parties interested or
owning land within. and surrounding the
territory embraced By Rhode Island avenue,
South Dakota avenue. Franklin street. and
Twentieth street Northeast. A proposed
plan for the abandonment OF parts Of 22nd
ana 24th, Girard and Hamlin streets within
She above limits will be displayed, and the
Commissioners VIII consider any suggestion
or protests concerning the proposed change
ana location Of any highway or portions Of
highways shown on above mentioned
plan. HENRY B. +. MACFARLAND,
HENRY L. WEST. and WILLIAM KELLY,
Acting. Commissioners OF the District Of CO.
Iumbia. au2-14t-eXSu
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
LEGAL NOTICES.

II THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DIS
TRICT OF COLUMBIA. In re. J. II. Ham
xasr, L n. Hammer ". a Hammer. Trad
ing as Hammer & sons. Bankrupts. IN Bank
rIptcy, No Go. Notice Is hereby given that
the RbOVe-named banhTupts have filed their
petition praying for q discharge from all
their debts in bankruptcy. ana that their
creditors and other persons interested are re-
ouired 70 enter their appearance IN opposi-
tion, II any so desire. on OF before the Goth
day OF August. z. S. McCALMONT, Referee
in Bankruptcy. II
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

n B-Foiiowing schedule figures published
only as Information and are not qua rs ntseS
For Atlanta Birmingham, Mobile. New
Orleans, Ashevilier Chattanooga, Memphis
800 a. m, and 1913 3. 10. daily.
For Roanoke, Knoxville, Cbattanoo..
Birmingham. lew Orleans. 1910 D m.
For Knoxville, Chattanooga, Memphis An
a m daily. Sleeper open after 10 D. N
For Atlanta. Birmingham, Columbia
Charleston, Augusta, Aiken. Savannah. Jack
sonville. and Florida points 4:10 D. m daily
L. S. BROWN. General Agent
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
sEARoARD AR LINE RAILWAY.
Ticket Once. 1913 New YORK ave. NV.

N0llcs-FolI0WIng scbeduIe aot guaranteed
sos c. N. daily Florida Fast Mail %
Through coaches and Pullman sleepers to
Savannah and jacksonville Through sleep
ers Washington 70 Atlanta and Birmingham.
Dining cars.
7:20 D m daily. Year Round Limited %
Coaches and Pullman 10 Savannah, Jackson
Vile. and Tampa. Also Atlanta. Birming-
ham. and Memphis. Dining cars.
e, K. PHILLIPS, District Passenger Agent
Haq7-tf
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
WASHINGTON S0UTHERNRAILWAY

For Richmond and points South via Fred
ericksburE Leave Union Station week days,
4;05 a. M 400 a. m sees a. m; if;i5 a. M
g.35 p. M 600 pm TO D. m; Sundays.
20 a, M 700 a. M :05 a. m; 3;95 p. m.
500 p. m; and T.20 p. m. Local for Fred
ericksburg, g;l5 a. m. week days. Time Of
departure and connections not guaranteed
auIO-22t
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
MovING, PACKING, SHIPPING.

wAsBINGToN FURNITURE co.'s EX-
PRESS 9Th and ~. W. reasonable rates;
bsst service. North 257G nhs-tu. IA su-R
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
CHESAPEAKE BEACH RWY. co.

Effective July TO- 1903
Subject 10 change without notice
MONDAYS, TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS
THURSDAYS and FRIDAYS
GOING, leave District Line at s95 lI:0o a.
m. ESQ, 3: 40. 7.45 and g.45 p. N.
RETURNING. leave tbs Beach at 6:3s .. N
1915. 2:G0, 600, 500, and 1000 p. m.
SATURDAYS.
GOING, at ego. HOO =. m. 200. 500 gan.
$40, and s.45 3. m.
RETURNING, At 6:35 a. IA, 1916. 400 SEQ
soc. 9.0O and 1000 p. N.
SUNDAYS.
GOING, at s:25. u:OJ H. M. 200. 500 400.
7:45, and $50 ?.
RETURNING. at 700 a. m. 1915. 2:IO 600
500 300. ana 1890 ?. N.
PAUL Y. WATERS.
fyg-Lf General Manager
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
HERB SPECIALIST.

MANUFACTURER of herb remedies; guar
anteed TO cure or relieve he most obstinate
diseases known 20 mankind. H. A LOUIS
& SONS, 174s 9TH St. n. W. myI-tf
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
FOR RENT-OFFICES.
DESK ROOM
FOR RENT-STOREs

IFS eth 81. n. W, large store and cellar,
neat $50 %
20 D ST. y. W, store and rooms heat % 50
92i 18th 81. n W, store. rms, cellar. 35 90
239 ~ 81. X W, store...................I rs 90
KARRICK & METCALF. 1920 n. Y ave.
AUST
The Washington times., 1909-08-10

bOA SAIAE-TwO attractive modern subur-
pan homes; rooms with 4 acre 81 800: ona
tSre, rooms large lot fares $500; Ten
leytown cars: pho. at Office s2d and \ a.
HENRY W OFFUTT fy1s-tf
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
THE BENEDICK,

IS0s-1s1O ST n. W.
FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION.
TWO AND THREE ROOM BACHELOR
APARTMENTS, furnished or unfurnished
Located on high ground and convenient 10
clubs ana departments. Under personal SUI
pervision Of owners. Swimming p0o shower
baths valet ana room service, ica water tall
included in remit. Inquire at Office jyz5-tf
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
DUPONT
GARAGE COMPANY

WELL APPOINTED s and 7-passenEer auto
mobiles BY the day hour. OF week: rsfes
1Iesa - 70 "a per hour. DEWEY GARAGE.
aAls ~ n. ". Telephone North $3.50.
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
MEDICAL.


Washington'S Oldest Specialist
80 years practice treating Nervous
ana Chronic Diseases also stomach.
lungs, asthma, catarrh. appendicitis, liver
heart kidneys, bladder, structure discharges
general debility, and special weakness; blood
and skin diseases. Special and private all
ments OF both sexes cured quickly Consul
tation free Hours: 9 70 4; Tuesday and
Saturday nights, z 70 6; Sundays $3.50 to
The Washington times., 1909-08-10
AUCTION SALES.

MARCUS NOTES. Auctioneer-
as eth St n V. On Monday August 18th
70 a. m I viii sell at public auction ali
furniture and effects stored In the name Of
Hattie BoIden for non-payment Of storage
charges and advances. auIO-Tt
The Washington times., 1909-08-10

TAKE A LITTLE TINE NOW AND IN
VESTIGATE THESE SUMMER BARGAINS
~ HIGH-GRADE PIANOS. More than nifty
instruIneuts-all leading Iaskes-t0 close out
at very special prices. Chickering, }l00.
zsrott SI00. Howard. $40 Pianola Piano.
1915; Howard Player. S40. Easy terms. All
new Pianos and Players al special summer
prices. o. J. DeMOLL & CO. Cor l2Ih &
Q SIS. 1y24-tf
Arizona republican., 1909-06-26

We received a large shipment of them
a few days ago and can offer the best
assortments in Phoenix. They include
all the new effects in Sailor, Russian
and Blouse effects. Sizes range from
2Is to years. Prices We're $l.0O,
$50, $500. $3.50 and $500. Select
any of these and pay the salesman
ONE-THlRD OFF
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
TIE
Exceptional
Eqxxipv7er1f

of the California Fig Syrup Co. and ths
scientific attachments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
beneficially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup Of
California Figs.
AS there is only one genuine Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA and as the gen
uine Is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
If, upon viewing the package, the full name
of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
GOOD CHANGE
Coffee to Postum.

The large army of persons who have
found relief from many chronic all
ments by changing from coffee TO
Postum as daily beverage, is grow
ing each day.
1t is only simple question Of trying
it for oneself in order to know the Joy
of returning health as realized by an
Ills. young lady. She writes:
Il had been a coffee drinker nearly
all my life and it affected my stomach
caused insomnia and / was seldom
without headache. / had heard about
Postum and how beneficial it was, so
concluded TO quit coffee and try it.
81 was delighted with the change.
I can now sleep well and seldom ever
have headache. My stomach has gotten
strong and can eat without suffering
afterwards. think my whole system
greatly benefited by Postum.
my brother also suffered from stom-
ach trouble while he drank coffee, but
now, since using Postum he feels so
much better he would not go back to
coffee for anything"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," In pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
MONEY MADE IN LIVE STOCK
IN CENTRAL CANADA.

w. j. Henderson, visiting Seattle,
writes the Canadian Government
Agent at Spokane, Wash, and says:
II have neighbors in Central Canada
raising wheat, barley and oats for the
past 20 years, and are now getting
from the same land 20 to 30 bushels of
wheat per acre, 40 to 60 bushels of
oats.
1T was the first week of May when I
got my tent pitched, but the farmers
all around had finished putting in
their crops, so l only got fifteen acres
broke and seeded. They advised me
as 1t was late not to put in much
wheat. SO put in five acres of wheat
and ten acres oats, one-half acre pota-
toes and vegetables. 81 kinds of veg
etables grow well up there, sweet corn
tomatoes, onions, carrots, peas, beans,
cabbage. My wheat yielded about 20
bushels per acre, for which / got 76
cents, others got so cents; oats
threshed 80 bushels per acre, for which
I got 80 cents per bushel. You see
was three weeks late in getting them
In, still l was satisfied.
From my observation, there is more
money made in stock, such as cattle,
horses and sheep, as prices are high
for such, and it costs nothing to raise
them, as horses live the year around
out on the grass. In fact, farmers turn
their work horses out for the winter,
and they come In fresh and fat in the
spring. Cattle live out seven or eight
months. They NOW the prairie grass
and stack it for winter and give oat
straw. My neighbors sold steers at
$40 each, and any kind of a horse
that can plow, from $4,000 up. raised
60 chickens and pigs, as pork, chick
ems, butter and eggs pay well and al
ways a good market for anything a
man raises, so have every reason to
be thankful, besides, at the end Of
three years l get my patent for home
stead. I heard Of no homestead sell
ing for less than $4,000, so where un-
der the sun could an old man or
young man do better?"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06

Then he smiled a characteristic smile
which transformed his long, serions
face. Il think, after all, like best to
have discovered you" he said.
Il know / do she answered with
decision. Il shouldn't like to have
been thrown at your head, even by
Providence. And. though | suppose a
man does have to live in an adjoining
house to know some things, woman
doesn't | can reconstruct you and
your five sisters at any period of your
life. A man has no intuitions, you
know" she added, dimpling with ami
liable arrogance of sex.
And your intuitions told you was
poor?" he asked.
She nodded.
"They saved NE the embarrass-
ment," he said with a slow smile. He
was padding idly in the water. with
a hesitation that seemed to her very
lovable. She wanted to help him out;
but she let him work through the diff
ficulty for the good of his soul. I've
been thinking ever since last Saturday
that / ought to talk to YOU"
Don't look so much in earnest"
she interrupted. I'm like David Cop
perfield's Dora-'can't bear TO be talk
ed to seriously"
His embarrassed earnestness lifted
a little. Now, you've led me straight
to the point" he said. "You-you re.
member Doras housekeeping"
1t was her turn to flush now. e
| didn't say | was like Dora in every.
thing" she protested. 'I'm-I'm an
epitome of all the heroines in fiction
all the nice ones, that is. You needn't
be afraid" A spark Of resentment
was beginning to show through her
distressful embarrassment.
Listen" he said. You misunder-
stood me. Let me tell you in another
way. | have theory"
oh she said, recovering herself,
IF that's all! You're precisely the
man I'd suspect of carrying concealed
theories! haven't told YOU" she
said, looking up at him vindictively,
that you're just precisely not the
kind of man intended to marry. You
see, since I've been in college, I've met
SO many-freaks-I verify believe I've
been proposed to by Greek Preposi-
ton, pursued by an Economic Theory,
and all but captured by Daily Theme
that finally said one day to mother,
Mother, do you mind IL | marry a
butcher--or Viking? II could only
find a nice, CORY Viking! No intellec-
tual person need apply"
You're trying to distract my mind
he said, with great sternness. do
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
A Modern Incompatibility
BY CHARLOTTE WILSON
copyright. by Bobbs-Merrill Coz

They had been engaged a week. The
lagoon was blue-bluer than living
turquoise; and the long, sweeping lines
of the park sward seemed to them
considerably greener than emerald.
They seemed quite satisfied where
they WERE as the man, with long, lazy
strokes. brought the skiff around the
point of the wooded island. He looked
across at her under his tilted hat
brim, his long, brown hands clasped
behind his head, his legs crossed.
Sweetheart" he said, has it &C.
CURED to you that we'll be poor?"
Often" she said.
His unconscious look of relief alone
betrayed a latent anxiety in the ques-
ton. You see," he explained, with a
queer smile, Il don't know you so
very WE'LL
Nor | you" she retorted. They
both seemed strangely undisturbed by
the announcement.
81 mean" he continued comfortably,
the You that is the product of heredi-
ty and environment | think | know
the essential You very well. o, |
know what you're going to say you
know it does go a good way toward
explaining person, to know just how
he has been brought up, and how he
differs from his brothers and sisters
what he inherits from his father, and
what he doesn't inherit that he ought
to from his mother. Take me, for in
stance; l don't think you can really
know me without having watched me
grow up among my five sisters"
81 might as well give it up. mightn't
II" she asked, padding in the water
with the frivolity of idle happiness. Il
don't see how it's to be done"
He smiled IF we had lived in adj
joining houses. now"
mo-" she interrupted. Then you
would remember how | looked when
/ had the measles
II don't know that l should care to
have you remember me in dresses" he
conceded I'm afraid you might never
have had the proper respect for me. :"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
a DarkY's Letter.

A New York business man was
cleaning out his desk the other day
and tearing up his old letters when
the colored porter, who was in the
office, spoke up and said: Boss, GIN
me one OBJ dem letters?"
What do you want it for?"
81 promised to write a letter to my
old nanny in Norf Car-lina, but, as /
hasn't lahned to write yit, l can jess
send her one OBJ dem letters you hain't
got no use for. Hit will make her
feel good, hit will"
The gentleman gave the affection
ate son a patent-medicine anti-fat cir.
cular. which was duly mailed and ad-
dressed
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
The Secret of Poverty.

DR.. Woods Hutchinson Of New
York Unlocked the secret Of general
poverty in an address at the Ameri-
can Museum Of Natural History in
New York early this month, when he
said: What is killing the people CT
this city may be stated as overworls,
underfeeding and overcrowding; and
two Of these may be included under
the one word 'underpaid' The rass-
sage Of the church and of medicine
to-day to the community is not Give
to the poor, but Don't take SO much
away from them.'-The Public.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
In Despair; Cured by Cuticura.

Words cannot describe the terrible
eczema 1 suffered with. 1t broke out
on my head and kept spreading until
1t covered my whole body. !
was almost a solid mass of sores from
head to foot. looked more like
piece of raw beef than a human be-
ing. The pain and agony endured
seemed more than could bear. Blood
and pus oozed from the great sore on
my scalp, from under my finger nails,
and nearly all over my body. My
ears were so crusted and swollen l
was afraid they would break off,
Every hair in my head fell out
could not sit down, for my clothes
would stick to the raw and bleeding
nesh, making me cry out from the
pain. My family doctor did all he
could, but / got worse and worse. Ny
condition was awful. 1 did not think
I could live, and wanted death to
come and end my frightful sufferings.
I'm this condition my mother-in-law
begged me to try the Cuticura Rem
edies. l said 1 would, but had no hope
OF recovery. But oh, what blessed re-
lief l experienced after applying Crd-
cura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding
and itching flesh and brought me the
first real sleep l had had in weeks. 1t
was as grateful as ice to a burning
tongue. 1 would battle with warm
water and Cuticura Soap, then apply
the Ointment freely. l also took Cuti-
cura Resolvent for the blood. In a
short time the sores stopped running,
the flesh began to heal, and 1 knew l
was to get well again. Then the hair
on my head began to grow, and in
short time l was completely cured.
l wish 1 could tell everybody who has
eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. VIM.
Hunt, 1875 Thomas ST., Newark, N. j.,
Sept. 2S, 1905"
Potter Drug s. Chem. Corp Cole Props, Boston.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
Easy Come, Easy Go.

A passerby at Broad and Lombard
streets in Philadelphia once heard
the following dialogue between a Ia
borer who was digging in sewer and
a stout, beaming lady with capacious
market basket on her arm:
"Ah, good marnin' to you, Pat" said
she leaning over and looking into the
pit. And what are you doin'?"
Good marnin', Bridget" he replied,
looking up. I'm a-earnin' alimony for
yees. And what are you doin'?"
Sure, I'm a-spendin' It," replied
Bridget airily, as she trotted Off
Lippincott's.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
Unknown to Science.

The eight-year-old son of a scientist
showed sudden interest in pho.
Biography.
Dad" he said, they photograph
comets and meteors and flying birds
and lightning flashes and all sorts Of
moving things without any trouble,
don't they?"
Yes, my son."
Then how is it they can't pho.
tograph boy without putting his
head in an iron frame?"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-03-06
The Prince OF Grumblers.

When Mr.. Beeton asked If he did
not find many unreasonable people
among his summer boarders, Farmer
Joy quickly assented.
Lots an lots are never satisfied
anyway" he said. mo matter what's
done for 'em, there'll always be some
thing wrong somewheres.
NOW last summer" he went on,
with a cleaning eye, I'VE had a man
here that was so fond of grumblin
that one day he actually called for a
toothpick after he'd had a glass Of
milk."-Youths Companion.