Amador ledger., 1909-05-28

power" is usually pure devilishness.
A man can eat onions and still
find some one who loves him, but
woman can't.
Families with babies and families
without babies are so sorry for each
other.
Have you that tired feelingY Seven
complete cures for it are advertised
in this issue.
What convincing sign of weakness
it is in the other fellow to show signs
of irritationl
A girl is as patient in trying to be
good looking as a woman is with a
bad husband.
People who say they are not jealous,
are trying a bluff they cannot sue
cessfully work.
After man marries, the only dis
tinction he can hope for is that of
being good provider.
When boy is named Charles Sum
DbOplO OAPCOu nO
will become a lawyer.
1t always makes furniture man
furious II loafers occupy the chairs
in front of his store.
What has become of the old-fash-
ioned mother who, in weaning the
baby, put alum in it?
Don't expect to make every
"scheme" go. If one In twenty
"goes," you will be doing we'll.
There is usually something wrong
with the man who changes his bust
ness two or three times a year.
A shepherd dog thinks of nothing
but of sheep, but as there Is all kinds
of dog in a cur. cur thinks of every
thing.
Every woman believes that her
horse, her COW, her cat, her dog ana
her bird, 'know exactly what you
say to them"
When a woman looks all right,
and no othercriticism can be made,
other women say: "Did yon notice
how her skirt hungl -
The manager of a successful picnic
never 30 thoroughly covers herself
with glory that there isn't room for
few chiggers.
The women regard 1t as nothing
against man il he has buried
several wives, providing he keeps
their graves looking trim.
When you receive letter from
woman, it is always safe to bet that
you will find this sentence in 1t:
81 am not at all WE'LL"
1t is lesson that one of them has
to learn: If the wife doesn't look
more patient five years after mar
riage. the husband does.
1t makes no difference il her hus-
band can afford 1t, or not, every
woman goes on a journey If fortune
teller told her she was going.
When the women say OF an attrac.
tive woman that she must have by
pnotic powers. 1t IS their way OF say
Ing she isn't good looking.
When married people do not look
squarely at each other when they
speak, and refer to each other as
she" or "she" there is trouble in
the air.
1t Is sn easy matter to make a
dream hero of an ordinary man of the
girl, who is doing the dreaming,
doesn't darn and cook steak for
him.
Shlftless people leave things out in
the rain, and then complain that
nothing is made as strong and dura-
BILE in these degenerate times as In
the good old times.
This is the season of the year when
a woman turns the house upside
down and inside out for the purpose
of putting the bed where the stove
used to be.
How long do people talk about a
'sensationl" Seldom more than
day. The day after the sensation is
announced they talk it over" and
then forget 1t.
We cannot get up much enthusiasm
over lettuce as a food. Still, we
know nice men who are fond of
lettuce, and who ara very proud of a
salad they make to eat with it.
Art note: Plate rails have gone
out OF style, and the woman who
has plates that cost as high as 25
cents each will hereafter have to
stack them like the common kind at