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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-02
n+re Nous Dance.

Another in the series Oh ehJoS '"-O
dances that is being given by young
,,e, of this city will occur at the ooo
1ro,,ows temple Friday night OF TINS
week The event will be MADE one u
49, most elaborate that has yet oeeh
held.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-02
STUDENT WELFARE COMMIT TEE
Faculty Committee of Whitman Fa-
vorabIe to New Plan.

A committee recently appointed by
the faculty of Whitman college to IN
vestigate and report on the adVlsa-
bility of forming a student welfare
committee has reported in favor OF
the plan At the present time the
major professors or heads of the dit
ferent academic departments VIII
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VIII Handle Local Freiob+

No'ice was given today by s r.
@iaefnedd' general agent of the
Northern Pacific railroad in this SEQ
'ioh' that all freight on the division
between this city and Pasco would he
taken care of today and that efforts
would be made to maintain this sched-
ule
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-02
REALTY TRANSFERS.

3. M. Huntington ct TX ct al to
Lillian Glow Hadden ct al deed, Nov.
1909, 81, land in Ennis Annex.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-02

Schneider Flower Rain
RachCm,nod Ave Maria
Violin obligato by Wllllams
Duets
Wagner ......... From Lonengrln
Verdi -. Miserere from III ThoVatore
Mrs. Apply and Mr.. Blum.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-12-02

norm sale at McDonalds barn on Sat
urday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24
INVESTMENTS. PAYING s AND

GILT EDGED INVESTMENTS. PAYING AND
10 per cent net
Price $4,000 renting for 500 a month-sis
dwellings on a numbered street west Of eth.
Owner needs cash will sacrifice.
$3.50 each: each renting for SAG a month
Nearly new bricks. rooms and bath on q
numbered street west Of 14th ST.
$3.50. renting for $39-Store and dwelling
on Capitol Hill lot 2Ox119: stable.
$3.50. renting for S75-Six houses on n let.
tered street south of st. Always rented
$4,000, renting for $2S50--Nearly new: On
an ave; rooms; brick and stone
$4,000. renting for $37-Near 10th and Mass
ave. NV; grounds alone worth price asked.
$4,000. renting for $50-Near It'll and :ts.
NV: offered so low to settle estate.
$500. renting for $96-Eight 2-story houses
on a numbered street northwest.
$4,25O. renting for $35-Store and dwelling
in Mt. Pleasant: good-sized lot old -esta blished
store
$4,000. renting for $50 a nonth-eth st. Nv.
Always occupied.
$1,000. renting for $59-Two nearly new q
room bricks avenue.
$500 each. renting for $12 50-Three brick
houses a numbered street west Of 18th st.
Prices SO low they should be resold at q profit.
81, 1000. renting for $1,000 a year-A block
Of ten brick houses Q prominent corner
northwest 14sx77.
5000. renting for $2.350 q year-Ten rick
houses near 7th and P sts NV
STONE & FAIRFAX
se22-3t 1912 New York ave.
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THE AIoNzo o. BLISS PROPERTIES

Ak10 AAOE~AO W. oAAoo ShOE hn4AnCs
UNDER ONE OWNERSHIP AND
MANAGEMENT. AGENT VISITS
EACH PROPERTY DAILY.
BLENHEIM CoURT-Apartment
Of the highest order in quiet
residence section of Washington
Heights. free from all city
noises. yet convenient to car
lines; apartments, with large
closets: 4 rooms and bath. $3.50.
THE yENTosA. LIST and B SITS:
n NV; Facing dn, Capitol Par, Park. IA, All
large closets and kitchenette,
$3.50. Fireproof. Elevator service.
THE ASTORIA, 50 and g ste.
1oC room S. Rs "s' Toon H Sis. Fire Fire.
proof. Elevator service, heat.
light and free baths.
THE DARLINGTON. zoos e4th
st. NV, near Washington Circle.
Five rooms and bath, all front
rooms, $35.
THE PENHURsT. 4s H ct. ne.
Near govt. printing Office and
Union station. Four rooms and
bath, $50. Five rooms and bath.
Md. ave. s.w.: three stories, good
outlook; heat and hot water: sta.
tionary wash tubs: large clothes
drying platform; spacious rooms.
with closets: newly papered and
painted; s. per month; gas con-
nections for cooking: slot gas
meter.
2522 18TH ST. NV; 10-room
house. two kitchens. overlooking
the city, $50 per month: baths.
1892 HARVARD ST. NV. Apart.
ments having appearance Of pfi-
yate residences. Three apart
ments In each house. Six rooms
and bath. $3S. Hot water and
heat furnished.
Phone Lincoln 1860 for descrip.
tive folder and information.
Office open evenings.
ALONZO o. BLISS PROPERTIES,
BLISS BUILDING,
IS B ST. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24
MAGNIFICENT
DETACHED HOME.

Occupying a location Of rare beauty and at
Effectiveness one Of the most ornate and artistic
NEW DETACHED HOMES ever erected in the
city Of Washington Situated lot Of large
dimensions. with ample space for shade Trees
erase, flowers and shrubbery. Nine unusually
large well-prOportioned rooms and a cOmmo-
dous tiled bathroom; entire house massively
finished in Flemish oak; beautifully paneled
bay-windOw dining with hand-painted
ceiling; elegantly arranged living room "a feet
wide; magnifcently carved oak stairway; high
ly polished hardwood floors: elegantly designed
chandeliers in all rooms and Railways; highest
order Of decorations; extra large clothes closets
in bedrooms. bathroom and halls fine storage
room and perfectly equipped laundry; splendid
HOT-WATER heating system: broad front.
side and porches; guaranteed slate roof;
cellar under entire house; convenient to TWO
excellent lines.
This fascinating home is considered one Of
the best productions of builder of the very
highest reputat ton, and is richly worth thou
sand dollars more than the price named Ac-
commodating terms
PRICE, $1,000.
n. L. SALISBURY,
Exclusive Agent,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

FOR SALE A DETACHED COTTAGE IN
Mount Pleasant; contains 10 rooms and bath;
furnace heat: lot 5Ox150: two-story stable;
first floor contains parlor. library, dining room
buffers pantry and Kitchen; six large bed.
the property at per cent for years Price
5000. 'WOuld consider offer Terms can be
arranged Agents need not apply. I'm anx-
ious to make an immediate sale. Address Box
151, Star office se24-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24
INVESTMENT PROPERTY

TO INVENTORS WE WANT To ARRANGE
several first mortgage loans OF from So 900 to
5000 on improved real estate in the District,
with unusually large equities to secure trust
Call or write IL interested. Phone Main
122o. Offices. 924 Colorado building. MCNEIL
4 McNEIII. Attorneys se24-5t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

FOR RENT-IN BEAUTIFUL BLOOMINGDALE.
2OO4 LIST ST. NV; rooms and bath: splendid
condition: furnace heat: large yard. Rent.
$3.50.
WILILGE, GIBBS & DANIEL, 603-O5 18th.
se22-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24
FOR RENT-HOUSES.
FURNISHED OR UNFURNIsHDO.

FOR RENT-UNFURNISHED
1lS-I1I 14th st. NV, 3-story and basement
store and Office dwelling; will lease for term
OF years.
1913 st. NV, 1878, baths (Oct. 4. 5000 90
1884 Col. I'd. IA rooms and baths. 800 90
Hyattsville Nd, 10 rooms and bath (fur-
nshedl; hot-water heat Il acre; rent. $50 90
2433 18th ST. NV, Tor. and b. tOct II. S45. 90
We have number Of desirable furnished
houses In the NV. section: rent SIS per mo.
and upward. TYLER RUTHERFORD Unc).
selS-7t' 40 18th st NV
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THE OLYMPIA.

FOR RENT-16 ST. NE. BLOOMNGDALB-
Groom upper apartment at $2460: half block
from
JOHN W. CHILDRESs. 1912 G ct. NV.
ty24-eo.tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

FOR RENT - NICELY FURNISHED GROOM
front apartment, to careful tenant: southern ex-
posure; fine location: elevator. ETC.: convenient
10 two car lines. II desired. owner Will take
sel6-o
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

FOR sALE-CoLUMBIA HGTs. HOUSE; BIG
IAf,IE Front AND REAR YARDS. PRICE
ONLY $3.50. Terms. 81 900 cash. balance $50
month. INCLUDING INTEREST Well rented.
MUST SELL. Address Box ss. Star Office.
se22-3t
FOR SALE-HOTSE; 400 ASKED: OFFER:
rented $3.50 per year. near Lincoln Park.
Address Box 50. Star office. se223t'
FOR sAIELOWNER WILL SELL HIS HOME
on lamont st. NV. between 18th and 18th,
Containing 10 rooms and bath, hot-water heat:
deep lot to 20 foot alley. Address Box %, Star
office. Se20-U,4
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

n. L. SALISBURY,
Exclusive Agent,
1921 18th st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

wORCH'S PIANO HOUSE IS NOW OFFERING
exceptional bargains in slightly used pianos
Knabe, $275; Steinway, $2T5; Chickering, $21O;
VOse. $50.
HUGO WORCH. 111O g NV
Sohmer, Blasi1s. Regent and Worch Pianos.
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SAIE- =
HEISKE ELL & McLERAN,
1903 II st. NV.

Cozy. corner home in Bloomingdale
4 sleeping rooms: finished attic; steam
heat: two fine rear pOrches; all home
comforts. Price, 81, 4tV. Cheap at
this price.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

A SUBSTANTIAL, WELL BUILT HOME on A
wide avenue ne. near Union station and Stan
ton Square, containing II rooms and bath;
deep lot to loft. alley. To be sacrificed at
$4,000.
JOHN ". CHILDRESS. 1412 st. NV.
se24-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

OFFICE COMMISSIONERS. DISTRICT OF
Columbia. Washington. September 81. 1909. Sealed
proposals Will be received at this Office until ~
M. Saturday: October g. 1909 for plumbing
work in the Congress Heights School Specifica.
lions and necessary Information may he obtained
from the Chief Clerk Engineer Department.
Room 427, District Building HENRY r. f.
MCFARLAND. HENRY l.. WEST, WILLIAM
V JODS0N. Commissioners. D. C. se21 81. eSu
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

53c - LARGE BOTTLE PURE SHERWOOD
whisky. Soc; but you must bring this lad"
with you. JOHN WEDDERBURN CO.. Gle
+ st. NV. jy30-f. sa .Su.4
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-24

KENT, lie N. CAR. AVE. Sc. CIR. 4 B..$2B.5o
$40 st. NV, 3 4 Ar. & b.. IT 90 & 49,
1922 14th st. NV. 5r. & b.............. 20S0
227 st. NV. 3r: & b:.........ccc:51 S0
KARRICK 4 METCALF. 1920 N. Y. ave.
au29-tf
7TH ST s:w.. NEAR H6-RooM AND BATH.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02

Underground River Of Mammoth Cave
4 startling discovery has just been
made in Mammoth cave, which ~is in
disputably the effect of the drought
which has prevailed over this section
for ninety days. In some Of the ave-
nues where water from ten to fifteen
feet stood it is now perfectly dry.
J.. The effect is more noticeable on
Echo river than any place. That IA
nous stream which normally can on.
~ be traversed for short distance
owing to the water and the roof OF
the cave being SO near each other,
can now be traceled for miles. and it is
claimed that the echoes, grand at all
times. have been intensified thousands
Of times by the low water Many of
the avenues and inlets not known to
have existed before have been discov.
cred, and at the present water stage
many miles Of avenues and grottoes
can be seen. -, a:Ss l-s.,y
While the water is low an effort
will be made to locate the exit of the
Echo river +. \ E; y. (.
- y q - b
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
Maine Sexton for ee Years.

After sixty-six consecutive years
service Obed W. Russell has resigned
as sexton Of the Union church in the
town Of Phillips, and he is probably
the dean Of Maine Sections. And TOR
all these services he has never &C.
cepted q cent in payment. #.~,n: y
( All the old Phillips families Of his
time have been greeted by the sound
of the bell rung by Mr. Russell's
steady hand. and when the last scene
of all came it was Mr.. Russell who
sounded the knell. In those days there
was a custom to signalize the depart
ure Of each member Of the church by
tolling the bell at intervals Of about
thirty seconds to the number Of the
departed's years, and on many occa'
sions Mr.. Russell has been called
from his warm bed to climb the stee.
pie in all sorts Of weather: - r..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
GROWN PRINCES scRAPBooK.
A Thousand Pages Of Crltietsnt<ept
<$,.E;, Under Lock and Key. !. ~.

A Thousand Pages Of crltleism-kept
II Is Under Lock and Key %s :. ~.
Among. the German Crown Princes
treasured possessions Is a scrapbook
containing over q thousand pages OF
adverse newspaper criticism. The
frst 500 pages are inscribed with q
gold lettered heading II hope I am not
like this!" Some Of the most out
spoken comments, says the Gentle.
woman, are accompanied by marginal
notes In the Princes own handwrit-
ing such be "the enemy's voice is no
less interesting than the friends"
The second and third parts Of the
book deal respectively with the Grown
Princess, her children and the Grand
Duchess Anastasia, the Princess's
mother This volume is considered
of too private a nature to be available
to all and sundry, 50 1t Is sealed by .
massive lock, keys of which are
possessed only by the Crown Prince
and his wife. 49, %' -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
Crows on 4 spree.

Sitting in an indian garden one Gay,
and irritated beyond measure by tn'
petty larcenies and effrontery OF a par.
ty Of Indian crows, the writer was
tempted for once to put them to the
proof In this matter. They had taken
the bananas from the table IN iront
and the biscuits from the plate at MS
side with shameless presidency: 80
a few more biscuits were procured ana
surreptiously soaked in rum. 1t was
not long before half = dozen crows
came down aud cleared the plate %
usual.
The spirit worked very promptly
upon them, and in ton minutes they
we're all in q state Of semi-intox'ca'
ton. While a few made futile enorts
to reach branches overhead others es'
sayed to perch on the roof ridge OF the
nearest bungalow and hslplessly fall
inr. rolled into the cutters.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
Speed Of Flight Of Pigeons.

OF our game birds the most gregari-
GUS and most beautiful passenger
pigeon, now unhappily practically ex-
tinct, Is or was doubtless the most
rapid Of continuous flyers; yet to q
total length Of about sixteen and one
fourth inches, its wings length is
about seven and eight-tenths inches,
a proportion less favorable for speed
than with certain other less rapid
species Of its family. Their sustain
ed speed certainly exceeded mile q
minute, and some authorities have
estimated it as high as one hundred
and twenty miles per hour. The fact
is often quoted, that the wildsTice Of
the Carolinas was sometimes found
IN the stomachs OF birds shot in
Canada, shows both marvellous speed
and endurance. !. ~. ~.r $3.50 .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
wild Turkeys His Speciality.

p wild Turkeys His Speciality.
Daniel X. Coder of Calvin, Hunting
don county, is q hunter with q predf-
lection for shooting wild turkeys. He
has killed two this year, weighing
nineteen and a halt and nineteen
pounds, respectively. This leaves him
free to shoot two more before the
close. Of the season. and these he e1'
poets to get quite handily. B. "
Mr.. Coder is the most successful
wild turkey hunter in the central part
Of the state. as his own records show
that since he began cunning for them
over thirty years ago he has shot 291.
In one year he got twenty-one and In
another nineteen, which were his ban.
ner records. Under the present law
the limit is four agar. ~, -: III .tE l.*
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02

Tonight is the night you try to
blow the end out of horn to usher in
the New Year and tomorrow is the
day you go on the water wagon.
Blowing your horn Is all right and so
is the sprinkling cart. Gee, I'd like
to tell you of some things that will
be on the carpet here next week, but
they wouldn't do a thing to me If I
did. Take 1t from me, If you're CO.
ing to make any resolutions tomor-
row, resolve to do all your trading at
this store for q full year-in our line,
I mean--and resolve to do all your
trading with home merchants for a
full year or longer. and If you don't
say next Christmas it was a good tip
and more satisfactory scheme than
any you ever undertook 1 will give
you all my holiday presents. 1t stands
to reason that you can do lot bet
ter. by trading In this town and see
ing the stun you buy, and especially
at this store, where everything is
guaranteed to be strictly first class
and to give the best kind Of salts
faction, with a Johnny-on-theSpot to
make good If anything goes wrong
Try It in naughty nine.
81: IL. ,.:,v.z q wQI'e with Z
4
Wolbeft Hardware Company
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
The Reclining AncIents.

s@ We stand and sit too much, accord
ing to the views Of Dr., Gelbke IN .
lecture before 4 body Of German ply
sicians. Chairs may have. been known
to the ancients. but they were used
only on 81 extraordinary occasions.
Persons Of culture az well as the bar
barians took their meals and their
rest reclining. DR.. Kruche of Munich
says that to this day the primitive
people prefer the reclining to the sit
ting posture. and the fast that they
lie not upon the back bet upon the
stomach accounts for the better and
more supple figures Of i:tsse people.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
Profitable ( Mu.seI oatherin'o.

Profitable Musssl Gathering. 7 !
Owing to the low water the mussel
gathering industry on the Indiana side
Of the Wabash river west Of Owens
vile has been more profitable this
season than at any period in the past.
Those engaged In the business
assert that $4,000 worth Of pearls
have been taken from the bed Of the
river this season. This includes q
territory only thirty miles long on
the Indiana side. Mussel shells are
now selling for $1s a ton, and there
is q ready demand for them from
the manufacturers of pearl buttons.
One hundred and sixty tons were
shipped from GRANVILLE to an Iowa
factory this week. AZ sss : 7..'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
b ", = X " IF-,i7 \ N7' Is-,.li Z ~ NJ I
Tins First IMPRESSION.

Little Tim had never enjoyed 4
glimpse of the country. All his lit
tie life had been passed among the
crooked courts Of a great city. One
day the teacher took him out for =
jaunt in the woodlands. 49,.
"Tim," she said, impressively, a.
they stood on the crest Of hill. lis.
MT that q beautiful sunset! Just look
at the great yellow orb surrounded
by the white neecy clouds" -..'. -
Tim gazed at the beautiful picture
for few moments and then answer
ed: : r.. ~ ~ .': ~
'Yessum.. 1t looks exactly like a
fried egg.""s -, 81. r.. &c.. .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
FUTILE u I CLAIMS
election LEGAL
COL. W. p. FUTILE OF DAWSON,
SAYS CLAIM OF STOREY IS
WITHOUT MERIT.
QUOTES LAW TO SHOW THAT TIE
VOTE SHALL BE SO
Z DECIDED.

Fargo Forum: Colonel Tuttle of
Dawson, who was elected to the legis-
lature from Emmons and Kidder
counties Monday, practically without
opposition. is in the city today. When
the colonel was asked about Mr.. Stor-
ey's interviews in the papers as to
the effect that the recent special
election is illegal and that Mr.. Storey
proposes to stand on his contest, Mr..
Tuttle said to Forum man:
1T might be we'll to ask Mr.. Storey
II he expects the legislature to multi
fy their own laws or why he, as a
member of said legislature up to mid
night this 31st day Of December, A.
D., 19OS-should advise the world at
large that the laws of a body of which
he is member are Illegal and II so
why he, as member OF the 1907 as
sembly, did not have such law an
nuIled. 1t Is about on par with the
honorable gentleman's legal opinion
that the states attorney Of Kidder
county ought to have been hanged
when Burleigh county got judgment
against Kidder county, and when
asked why, he said: Because said
states attorney answered the COM
plants when the suit was filed. He
ought to have paid no attention to
it. =,
.The law on the special election is
so plain that he who runs may reads
It is as follows:
When tie shall exist be-
tween two or more persons for
the senate or house of represent
tatives, the county auditor shall
); give notice to the sheriff OF the
county who shall Immediately
advertise another election
.:il"And it is a well established fact
that the auditor OF the two counties
did meet at the county seat of the
senior county and canvass the votes
and found tie. 1t Is also fact that
the vote of the two counties as for
warded to the secretary of state es-
tabIshed to the state canvassing
board q tie. What could be done?
Note further that after a tie had
been established and after special
election had been called, that Herolz,
whose seat Mr.. Storey is supposed to
he contesting, and 1t is the first time
on record where a man contested a
person who did not himself claim to
be elected and no one else claimed
for him that he was elected-Mr. He
rolf in the Linton Advocate, ten days
before such special election, says,
+ that he felt that inasmuch as one
member Of the house had been elect
ed from Emmons county, that it was
his duty to remove any barriers that
might in any way prevent the county
Of Kidder from obtaining representa-
ton in said legislative assembly,
which shows conclusively of itself
that said so-ca]led contest, is not a
contest but a collision.
at might be we'll also to cali the
attention of Mr.. Storey and the pub
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
No Race Suicide.

Mr.. and. Mrs. Oldwed had 30 many
children they didn't know what to-
do; 20 they took the whole flock OF
to a picnic On the river, and let them
run riot. ~.
Suddenly q small boy ran up to Mr..
Oldved and cried OUT:
Papa! papa! Archibald has fallen
into the water!" ~. :. t..
archibald? Archibald?" repeated
the father. Then he turned to his
wife. MARY" he inquired, anxiously.
'rhave we an Archibald?" .~.. ..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02

lie generally to the fact that I re-
ceived more votes In the general cleo
ton in November in Kidder county
than any of the other candidates and
not only carried my own precinct 40
to 9, but received a majority in Mr..
Storey's home precinct"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
Rather Hard.

The. messenger entered the palace
with the dispatches.
birthstone and asphalt" ejaculat-
cd Castro, as he read the yellow slip.
HOLLAND threatens to spank u.s.
:''Well, what of 1t, your excellency?"
responded the secretary. '""Other ma
lions have threatened to do the
same" =.
Eyes, but, confound 1t, this is .
spanking that will hurt. The Dutch
wear wooden Shoes" -.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02

Many editors have again strongl.
resolved not to publish cards o;
thanks"-but they appear to reacl
the columns Of many of the weeklies,
nevertheless.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
AFTER THE CHIEF OLERKsHIP.

w. D. Austin of Fargo was among
the arrivals last night. He has been
assistant chief clerk of the house in
past sessions and now would like a
promotion to the chief place.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
The Proof.

calling names don't make any real
difference" said the conservative
campaigner.
mo" answered the scientist. IF 1t
did those Latin titles we have bestow-
ed on germs would have discouraged
them along ago."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-02
Satan's WIles.

Satan's WIl0s. n. \
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not to 60 swimming. and yet you. have
been in the water" &C. =. 's.s ~, 49, 4; !,
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"And why did you not tell Satan 70:
get behind you?" s.ss S;55EEEi .tszc%ssi9
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