New-York tribune., 1909-03-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In spealing Of his appointment the head Of
the American School Of Oriental Research in
Palestine Professor Richard J. II. Gottheil said:
The school IS sustained by the leading univer-
stiles and seminaries in the United states, ana
II serves the same purpose that Is served by the
schools at Rome and Athens, and IS in close con-
nection with the Archaeological Institute Of Amer
tea The school has a commodous building in
Jerusalem. and there shall make my home for
year when another professor from one OF the
contributing institutions viii be chosen 20 I'LL
the place" Professor Gotthiel VIII start on his
trip 10 the Orient next month. and Will spend
some time in Constantinople before beginning his
work in Jerusalem.
Harduppe -Er-what was the denomination of
that bill you loaned me? :, -, -.
so weII-Life.
A Rockland County paper OF recent date
taIns this advertisements "Wanted-Girl or
woman TO wash iron. serve meals and do general
houseworl for two persons; eight rooms and bath
10 keep clean, wages s. a week every Saturday
night TO one that can give satisfaction Work
must he done according 10 specifications; not a
hard place: don't apply unless you competent
one afternoon week off. besides every Sunday
afternoon and evening but must return and get
supper every other Sunday Gentleman friend
may be entertained but not fed, seven nights a
week from $50 10 u. no oftener or later; this
gives one whole day-24I2 hours week-for
spooniug which ought suffice until after matri-
rnony; then you'll be lucky to get one day of a
month II the restrictions seem unreasonable do
not consider f."
CONDONATION.
Now that wise Time hath shown me was wrong
to its stern abitrdment submit.
Long have l lived. but Time hath lived more long
And many con more hath melloWed II
It hath seen princes crowned and kings disowned.
Forsaken rituals, desecrated fame,
GodGeSses sCorned and demi2ods dethroned.
HiIlocks OF wounded. holocausts Of slain
Entombing hatreds in the nerveless grave.
,otf, Cd aIaaIlf fgvg and urn
Embalming only memory of the brave,
The friends Of Freedom and the sons OF Song.
So whether 1 have i'll or rightly striVen.
BE all my faults forgotten and forgiven.
Alfred Austin in The Independent
In Il letter to The Cornell Era" Dr. Goldwin
smith says: y that the number Of athletes
failing TO pass a university examination is less
than It was The shade OF Ezra Cornell Will re-
ioice What our founder wanted not show
of muscle but preparation for life. in which in
the case Of university men muscle does not count
for much. The force spent in football cannot be
recalled for study Let have games by all
means but games which exercise, not exhaust,
and in which all alike take part. Besides.
there is military drill good in itself and not TO
be neglected If the force of the country is TO be
kept in the right hands"
Husband-You never kiss me except when you
Wife-WeH isn't that often enough?-Judge.
Canada has a DIT WiIey-the Dominion analyst
who has been testing samples Of pure apple
cider" His report is calculated 10 raise some
thing of n stir among drinkers OF so-called apple
Juice OF sixty-two samples examined the chem
list finds that many contain salicylc acid. others
are coored with aniIine dyes and contain chlorides
and sulphates while some not cider at all. al
though sold under that name