The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-14
DRIFTW0OD

sheD Girl. meant for little Mar.
garet--a Pepe ths
cutsst thingsSdia YOU ever hear hin
hearin that man sing --ssems like {
though--hs. ha--that's q Joke. kiddo-.
$1,000 s,s-a ! think m 90 on ths
Fritsi schsff--that would be going some
oh. kiddo I sean her onct--and
ain't she got them high notes though :
Oh. Maudfe--just think OF being famous
ike that and having the whole. world
n your feet--think Of the chappie boys
want 70 take you home to q swell cafe
n big red buzz wagon champaign
Maudie- four dollars q bottie--iust 70
tnInh. Maudie--a whole weeks salary
heard that new pathetic waltz song
foun Amt Spoke To Me In Years.
by Charles K. Parrish 7--Oh. but it's Q
grand waltz--I was waitzing It with a
the Coast LAns--the other night at the
garbage gentiemen's balloon, II wa
grand-'Scuse me, here comes a Gus
50 s psar scr ko
eents--ysssum--want 'em sent up to-
day awright-CASH-oh dear, have
you bean to The Majestic this week
what's tSas--noW ala 0 Tx tx. n itMon.
pretty fair-Jack said It was rotten
but 1t wasn't--he always says that
Jack ought to be dramatic critic on
he's just graduated from Auburn but
he knows more already than his daddy
and greatgranddaddy both put together
what's that-use 70 drive q garbage
father never drove no garbage wagon
land even IL he did, don't care
Jacks q perfect gentieman--la. la. Ia.
ia. ! Jest CANT get that tune outer INV
summer Tor, made some cute kodak
pictures Sunday fresh guy tried to
kiss me In one Of the picfures-gee,
. lady-oh, / washed my hair yester.
day, and do you know ] can't do q
nothing ' but a peseh 3 Saass wear
Some Time.
Some time. some time. the world win
To you as sweet as = sweethsart's
Some time. dear one. the skies so blue
Will bend In beauty all for you.
viii brighten-you'll come TO your
And every bird Up in the tree
Shall pour his soul In melody.
Shall nod to greet you as you stray
Some time. some time, Oh, heart cf
mine.
Heart to heart shall beat again.
Lip touch lip, then no more pain.
After the heartaches, after the tears,
After the long and lonely years.
We shall meet again. dear heart.
Meet and then well never part.
You will let me grasp your hand.
For some of these days you viii un-
derstands
--P. H. A
Chicago womans' Club had to spend
$500 for cloak room extensions on &C.
count of the present enormous size Of
hats.
Mid pleasures and palaces. though
we may roam. in lands across the sea,
what with tipping and spending and
living in trunks, HOME looks good to
you or me.
These fellows who always mean
"welI." make one sick"
The milliners have turned down the
peach basket hats-that Is. have turn
ed them down over the ears of the
ladies who must wear then.
Now IL Mrs. Howard Gould needs any
more money, let her write book on
How to Dress on $4,000 q yeAr.
IN crowley Ia. recently, ITS dogs
were shot in one day. What a waste
in Chicago they could have been uttiiz-
ed by the packing bouses.
Sailor who smoked a cigarette near
q powder house was put in irons. which
sets one to wondering why he wasn't
gathered up and put in coffin In SEQ
ttonS.
The girl you meet in society who IA
a good ta1ker" may make a good back
talking wife. so 20 slow. young man
John d. Rockefeller, who has tusf
celebrated his 10th birthday, may live
to be 100. according to his physician.
Let your light SO shine" sayeth John,
and "let 1t be fed by Standard oil.
need the money"
These fellows who are always bragg
ging on their ancestry are in no imma.
date danger of having SO much pos
terity to brag on.
Through the Mail BaE-
Dear Drift:
1 understand there are lots of single
men in MONTGOMERY. Please send snYna