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New-York tribune., 1909-09-05

them here One OF them was one Of those devils Of
Baltimorean> who never take a dare.
On the table a little china bell thai | had
bought at auction sale Of the romantic Russian
tialItzjnS belongings. 1t was fragile dair- -hlng
cNquISItely toned with imposing gold cre~- ~ II.
IL was admired, and the Baltimore genius t.-,rg it
IN his hand, Said he could crush II between Ii.
fingers Another man Sad he could not Bu- lr did,
And this about epItOrnIzeS the situation The
attitude of the Studio Man. Even 10 tins d.- hen
/ come across mild and InOtTenSIVe gtncLt-.eu N
literary offices | find myself furtiyey re- ling
them persons who IT, unIeaShed would 60 ugh
q happy home like a cyclone.
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05
By John kendrick Bangs

Or. let US suppose him be no he at all but = s,,
her Sirl sitting lonely the shore and wonder;n,
why there are no men about. Suddenly the clouds
rise ana then at the moment when all seems dorkest
anu tie Whole earth appears to be weary waste tbe
ram begins to fall and a glad sight ereets tbc
maiden eyes inducing her to sing:
1t Is not raining to me:
1t $ raining frances.
An,i flannel coated swans see
here'cr my vision StravS
me AR IS hlcd with dancing beaus
y Snling group of Swclls
II IS not raining ram me;
But tons of cdrarnels
- II II may be that She is not thinking OF men at all
''ut OF millinery IN which case the torrenti,1 -
pour affects her verses, and causes them t mn w %
wise: w iN'' III lllS
IL Is not RAINING ram to me;
IL S raIniny stylish lids
And everywhere look | see
m Straw pokes and merry widS
Inc alr IS filled with hamper hats
In freshly teathered piles
IL IS not raining To- me
But captivating tiles
Asan TO change the scene, let us suppose \ GREAT
sou OH III the African jungle in pursuit of the loTa
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05

ana ana lua.l OF that teemng section OF the world Ter
the beneht ct science. Such a one might under the
2ehign operations of the principle involved IN the
foregoing, tree hlS spirit such figure as this.
II IS NOT raining @ me;
But CauclS and traifcS
It's pouring tat RhuocCr.
And roaring ShandvEdhS
Inc land Is drcnChed with WIldebtestS
And honking Chinpanzces.
IL Is not raining ram to-day.
hut whole MenagercS.
In other words if one has the soul of \ ro,.r md
SHOWS how To get into touch with Nature he Is sure
OF response from her, and fancy becomes a> good
as 4 redltN, and IT one only concentrate hard
enough ne can acquire through the operations of the
iili upon the forces of Nature the very things he
most wishes To possess. The only trouble Is that not
all OF have been blessed with the soul of the poet
and some OF who have been live in sections ot the
country where it either does not rain at all or when
II does rams hard that cannot concentrate his
mind upon anything else than the rain
In cases like these instead of irving 10 make II rain
motor cars by thinking automobiles or TO pour sea-
son tickets tor the baseball season bv concentrating
our minds ON ram checks IT better to let the rain
ram and ourselves stay indoors looking not so much
Tor poetry as after our household duties singing
way through them, and we wash the baby with
the vacuum cleaner, freeing the turgid spirit Of
souls with some such lines as:
1t IS not raining to-day;
III RAINING and dogs.
III RAINING bills that must pay
For coal and gas and togs,
Its raining holes in Bobbv's socks
looks MAIDS and unSwept floors
III Is not raining me
lts SIMPLY pouring choresl
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05
A Doewhip Needed

I RECALL one instance that Illustrates the need of
dogwhlp IN Bohemia. At my home | enter
tanned one night five men and women whose names
would be At once recognized among the Few if | wrote
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05

ancr"mS SIT the stairs while the Joy within Is
uuConiintd and everyone rcCtcS his own stuff.
Naturally, man who makes good living manu-
f., tuning oilCloth wallpaper, and thinks it de
conceal his iuncuuost emotions cannot aI,-
prc.iatc the other who makes his 10y ranting ON
paper ot his most sacred and at the same time most
Nio,ut impulses.
one Of these outsider husbands pre-ides manfully
over the charming dinners his poet wife gives But
h- smile Il the same dull finish his shirt and right
after the feast ne invariably vuniehes II seems that
he goes 10 bed early the nights his wife gives
these little Who's Who dinners wonder do We
bore him,
Yet We have our wits. y writer girl talking OF
fellow scribe who is keen for the Beauty Idea that
She recently broke few Of her ribs rolling on the
Do You know | think this Beauty Thing has
gone To Marys head | stopped with her last sum
ncr, and would YOU believe me. every morning be
fore breakfast. She Jumps over the end OF the bed
with half tomato on her and sliced cucumber
on her forehead 80
No doubt these others take the Studio Life more
easily than do They do not oycridcale and suffer
the inevitable reactions And many OF them have
husbands or annony and do not actually have To
support themselves. They never maybc. believed
III the aristo,racv Of brains and therefore were
spared the sho Of discovering that Intellect is al
WAYS a rottcr
Perhaps the real trouble i, that | am. as they
have always SAID. bourgeois. And that is why
shall always be like kipling eat, which went about
waving its wild tail and walking by its Wild lone
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05
Could Do Better at Home

GlRL workers in the professions cannot if they
would live in boarding houses. Who wants a
nu lc student triling the scales five hours daV or
the intrepid girl journalist who get in until
one IL the morning after her paper has gone to pres,
She must herd in the Studios in the cooperative
fiat when she comes to the city. But She would do
Tar better work in her home. And she would
escape the fate of becoming half-seXed posenr in
frequently dragRy pettCoats. She could at all events
be fairly successful woman and the mother of men
children who would carry the actual purposes of
life
But She hcs to the Studio and starts in live on
timed things drinks of the toothbrush mug and
sleeps IN the piano She cohorts with other girls
with the art maggot in their brains and after SIN
months or more of late hours. insufficient food and
Il constant leak of talk, She finds that She has lost
her vim and found some chap with vine leaves in
hS HAIR who thinks he is helping her along She
o'ea her daintineSS of mind. She capitulates ON
all SIDES IN order to be what is known as a good
fellow.
had the misfortune to become an editor at an
early age think now that the immense popularity
winch at that time attributed to my own personal
charm, was largely due to the fact that had the
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05

ana Iuiri OF that teeming section of the world Ter
tne dement, oi science. Such a might under the
2enign operations of the principle involved IN the
IutEOrS, Tree hls SDrIt such tig1rs .- It's.
New-York tribune., 1909-09-05

1s,'n' TO change the scene, let suppose = GREAT
soui OH IN the African jungle in pursuit Of the doT.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18
Insulted When Told She's Bride.

InSulted When Told She's Bride.
New York, June 1S.-"I want my
husband arrested" pleaded Mary
Cohen in Essex Market court the
other day.
HAS your husband quit bringing
home candies or soul kisses, or
what is the trouble, madam" quer-
led Magistrate Finn.
"He insults me-" sadly explained
the wife, with dropping head.
But how does he insult your" in
sisted the magistrate.
"He tells everybody he is married
to me-" was the wife's astonishing
reply. az don't mind him telling
me I am his wife. but I do not want
him telling everybody he meets ON
the Streets
"Well, madam" said Battery
Dan," your husband seems very
proud of you. Isn't he handsome
enough, or why are you ashamed for
1t to be known that he is your hus-
band? Perhaps he can't help T."
"He married me just for spite,"
sobbed the disappointed wife, "just
to make me miserable all my life.''
''Ah, now, Mary" advised the
kind-hearted magistrate, "you have
not lived with your husband long
enough to realize that the apple of
your maiden eye is really worthy of
your devotion and companionship.
Go home, throw yourself into his
folding. earessing arms and tell hub
by you are just learning how much
you really love him."
And Mary left.-New York Her.
aid.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

PARTIES are looking for
land in Columbia or tributary val
ley. Should be in fairly large tract
and possible to irrigate. Will either
buy or install pumping plant or
ditch system on share basis. This
is an opportunity for someone who
has good tract but lacks money
or engineering ability to develop.
We mean business. When writing
send full details as to lay and own
ership. All correspondence treated
as strictly confidential. Address
Columbia Valley Lands & Invest
ment Company, % Wenatchee ave-
nue.. ITO
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news LETTER

Seattle, June 18.-At the annual
meeting of the Pioneers Association
of Washington, held in Seattle re-
Gently, T. W. Prosch was elected
president. Edgar Bryan was chosen
to succeed himself as secretary, and
w. NJ. Calhoun was reelected treas
urer. Two hundred old settlers
were present. No change in the ELI
gibility rules was voted. The read
ing of the death record shows that
% pioneers passed away since the
last meeting. They are as follows:
William Billings. Olympia. 1919;
John Burns. Seattle. 1858; Samuel
T. Combs, Seattle, 1850; Abbie l..
Carman, Seattle, 1856; William w.
Evans, Seattle, 1863; Nancy NJ. lett.
Oak Harbor, 1s47; John M. lett,
Oak Harbor, 1852; Mary c. Keller,
Seattle, 1870; John G. Meagher,
Paso Robes, 1851; Elma A. Preston,
Vancouver, 1868; Simon p Ran
dolph, Seattle, 1866; Charles Robin
son. Seattle, 1868; Capt William H.
Roberts. Los Angeles, 1860; Mary E..
Settle, Seattle, 1S49: E. Estelle Tur-
ner, Seattle. 1876; Jane Ward, Tum-
water, 1858; Andrew J. Young, Sc
attic, 1852; Ira r. Woodin, Woodin-
vile, 1858; Birdsey Wetmore, Co
lumbia, 1853; Charles B. Reed, NAL
aga, 1869; Henry C. Hale, Seattle,
1852; C. c. McMillin, Puyallup, 1853.
One of the most notable CONNER
cial hegiras ever made to the north
west has just been completed by so
representatives of the Chicago AS
ISOLATION of Commerce. They have
visited many of the important towns
and localities in Washington and
Oregon for the purpose of reporting
back to the Windy City merchants
just what is being done in this part
of the country. While in Seattle,
these visitors were guests of the
Alaska Yukon Pacific exposition
management where they enjoyed
every opportunity to observe to their
hearts content. All were astonished
and agreed that the east and middle
west will do well to take lessons from
this section. They return to their
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

FOR SALE-163 acres, $500;
$500 cash, balance easy terms;
situated q miles from Wenatohee
on the line of the proposed Great
Northern railway up the Columbia
river. Half mile from Winesap
postoffice. 100 acres nice, smooth
wheat land; 20 acres orchard land,
part now in bearing. Spring wa
ter enough to irrigate the whole
place. Comfortable house and
barn. Red Apple Real Estate Co.
Phone 1858. 6-19
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Is CENTS PER INSERTION; 500
A WEEK FOR NOT MORE THAN
FOUR LINES.
A SNAP.

a SNAP.
have for sale a contract for the pur-
chase on Ave years time q divided
half interest in 40 acres Of as fine
apple land as can be found in Che
Ian county.
The contract purchase price is
$50 per acre; the land has since
advanced in value to $3.50 per
acre, and when set to apples can
be sold in five acre tracts at $500
per acre. Thirty acres are cleared
and grubbed; fifteen acres of
which Is plowed and planted to
corn and potatoes. The so acres
across the road from this land has
recently been divided into five-acre
tracts and is selling from $500 to
$3.50 per acre without water. With
the 40 acres offered, there is a half
mile of fume carrying sufficient
spring water to irrigate the trees
and supply every five acre tract
with mountain spring water for
domestic purposes.
The party of the first part to
the contract advances the neces-
sary expenses, one-half of which is
to be repaid to him with per cent
interest.
The trees to plant the 80 acres
cleared are now on the ground, set
in nursery style, to be planted this
fall, after which the 80 acres can
be sold at profit of $4,000.
The other ten acres when cleared
and planted is equally valuable.
The party of the first part owns
an adjoining thirty acres of equal
ly valuable fruit land, on which
doubtless. a like contract can be
obtained.
The amount of money advanced
for expenses to date is $1,197. The
assets consist of the cleared land,
team, harness and wagon, farm
Implements and cord wood. A sal
airy of $25 per month Is allowed
party of the second part as man
ager, which is more than sufficient
to pay the interest on the purchase
price of the land.
The reason for selling is that
the party of the second part has II
acres of adjoining land set to
trees, a part Of which is in bearing
orchard and requires his undivided
attention.
$4,000 will buy this contract.
Address Lyman s. Allies, Leaven-
worth, Wash. P. o. Box 152. Gle
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Ee7ss --f 10 -
FOR SALE


100 acres above Orondo. one-half mile
river front; boat landing on the
place; acres in bearing orchard:
about $50 more will come under the
ditch and rs more above the ditch.
which will grow wheat or potatoes.
About Is acres sub-irrigated land.
Good packing shed, barn, house on
place, also telephone. Price $12,-
900; one-thirj cash balance In two
years.
This cannot be duplicated as a
developing project.
Ten acres 4 miles from Wenat-
chez, mostly in bearing; perfect
water right and plenty OF spring
water for domestic use.
Price $500; half cash, balance
to suit.
6 acres all set to best varieties
apples. Price $3.50; $1,250 cash.
BIG FOUR REAL ESTATE co.
Phone 1925
Basement Postoffice Building.
7-8
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

FOR SALE-7-acre ranch one mile
west of Cashmere and within 100
yards Of the Wenatchee river, "
acres now in bearing, best CONNER
cial varieties of winter apples,
Winesaps and Newtons. room
modern house that cost $1,000.
Well, barn, new packing shed. Sew
en- shares of Peshastin ditch stock.
5000 boxes of apples marketed last
season. This is one of the most
desirable homes in the valley and
will be sold at a very close figure.
For further information see Muir
ply & Hill, Columbia Valley Bank
Bldg, Wenatchee. tt
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

FOR SALE-Severai 5-acre tracts
on the monthly payment plan.
Good land under the high line
ditch. From 500 to $500 cash;
balance $12 to SIS per month.
Cleared ready to set in trees. Ad-
dress Knowles & Lucavish. Phone
761. 6-21
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Rush OF HOmeseekers.

A rush of homeseekers Is predicted
when the $4,000 acres of land around
the Columbia river near Hanford is
thrown open on October Z of this
year. The land involved Is township
10 north. range 25; township 10
north, range &c; townships IL and
10 north, range 81. 1t is said to be
valuable land.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

IF you are looking for a business
opening and have $1,000, I can
show you and put you into the
best money maker in Wenatchee,
for expansion; business will pay
salary of $125 per month at pres
ent. See me at once. Ira D. Ed
wards. tt
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

so ACRES FOR SALE in any sized
tracts. Best kind of lanG and best
water right in Chelan county; in
the heart of the Entiat Fruit lands
district. Call on or address S. L..
Packwooj, Entiat, Wash. 6-24
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

own baiIiwick full Pledged northwest
ern boosters. I'VE regret that Chi
cago or the state Of Illinois has no
building at the fair" said Vice Pres
ident Wheeler, "for we realize that
we have let slip great opportunity
for calling attention to what we have.
But that shall not prevent us from
singing your praises and telling every
one to come out and see the fair and
the great northwest"
Realizing that the exposition Is an
assured success, the state OF Missouri
has just applied for ground
that $4,000 is available for a show
me exhibit. Director General Nadeau
wired back to Governor Hadley that
1t was too late to start any more
buildings. Then word came that Mis-
souri, must get In on the big show
and arrangements were made for
space in the Agricultural building.
This is probably the first time in the
history of expositions that there has
been such an experience after the
gates have opened.
Prospective railroad construction
in central Washington is attracting
great deal of attention once more.
In Olympia. the Great Northern has
flied certificate of a resolution vot-
ed by the directors for the building
of line from Wenatchee along the
Columbia river and then up the
Okanogan river to Oroville. 1t Is es-
timated that the work is to begin in
the near future. The road will open
up large and fertile area in Okan-
ogan county. The Great Northern is
now at work on a $4,000 depot in
Wenatchee and is also enlarging it's
terminals there, giving reason to be-
lieve that the people of that part Of
the state will get transportation after
waiting these many years. There are
other reports that branch line is
to be constructed into Okanogan
county along the Methow river
Before the legislature convenes in
special session, two vacancies will
have to be filled, according to the at
tornety general. One exists in Doug
las county. F. T. Campbell, who
represented it in the house at the last
session, lives in the newly created
county of Grant. F. G. Reeve. who
represented Whatcom county, is said
to have changed his legal residence
to King county, thus creating a va
cancy. The debate On the neces-
sity for the recognizing of boob
houses continues merrily. The Post
Intelligencer has taken a strong stand
agains the proposal. Speaker Meigs
of North Yakima claims that he will
win. If another vote Is taken, while
Representative Slayden of Pierce
county does not agree with him and
Is making an active canvass for the
place. Senator Ruth does not seem
to have much opposition.
AS evidence of the fact that Sc
attic and Portland are on better
terms is the beautiful float in the
Rose carnival parade last week. 1t
consisted of three pretty girls posed
to represent the allegorical seal of
the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific exposition.
1t was constructed in the Queen City
mad accompanied by special train
load of leading citizens who partici-
pated in the floral fiesta which Is an
annual event in the Oregon metrop-
oils.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

HERE rs A $$$ MAKER-This Is
the best bargain in the Wenatchee
valley. IA acres of fine land with
51s acres alfalfa and z acres of 8
year old Winesap, Spitzenberg and
Jonathan apples. This orchard is
now carrying a heavy load of fruit
and has been lately inspected by
two different horticulturists OF ex-
perience and they claim that the
900 trees on this tract will aver
age 10 boxes Of merchantable ap-
pies to the tree. This would give
5000 boxes to the tract at 1925
per box would net the owner ST.
500. Now, IL you will cut this
estimate down to $500 net, tho
place will pay for itself in three
years and give the owner a good
salary besides. The price Is only
$4,000
$500 cash, balance in l. 2 and 3
years at per cent. This place
will pay for itself, pay the interest
and give the owner a good living
besides. This is not only an in
terest payer, 1t is revenue getter.
Do you know of anything bet
ter? Do you know of anything as
good? II not get busy and see
LAKE & RICKERD at once for
the best bargain In the Wenatchee
valley. If
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

ORCHARD-z1 acres Of
fine soil, only one mile from Cash
mere, which Is in the center of the
Wenatchee valley. Is acres in Or
chard. Winesaps. Spitxenbergs and
Jonathans; acres in alfalfa: en-
tire tract is level. Good water
right, close to the ditch, and is one
Of the best locations in the valley.
Six acres Of the orchard is In hne
bearing and the balance Ia under
six years old but will soon be one
Of the money makers Of the valley.
House. good stable and some hne
outbuildings. From this place one
commands a fne view Of the Yale
of Cashmere" the beauty spot Of
the Wenatchee valley. One good
inve stment like this Is better than
. life time of labor. II you know
this. then why not investigate this
at once before it Is too late. The
price wll advance IL not taken
within thirty days. Price for ten
days $3.50 per acre; good terms.
ESTES-HANAN REALTY COM
PANY. Cashmere. Wash. Phone
lat.
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to sell little mach
inc used by all land owners. Only
weighs pounds. Write for cir
culars. The Atlas Agency, 426
Arcade building. Seattle. Wash.
6-18
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FRED BERRY, Civil Engineer. Land
surveying, subdivision work. estiA
mates, and irrigation projecta
Phone 1864. County Engineer L
Office, Wenatchee, Wash.
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STENOGRAPHER, MALE OR FE-
male, capable of taking jictation
and handling follow-up work. Half
days only to start. Write full par
ticulars and state salary expected
for half days and full time. P.
o. Box 465, Wenatchee. $40
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-06-18

DON'T YOU WANT . fine fruit ranch
on terms that 1t will make the pay
ments itself and yield you a large
profit besides? We have just such
chance for you in a 20-acre tract
of the Dutch John ranch, with one
Of the best water rights in the
state; good spring water for do
nestle use.
We have five lots for sale in NAL
aga at SIS each, 1-3 cash, balance
on long time. The Malaga Real
Estate Co. IT
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WANTED

talk with family
who are going away for the sum-
mer, and would rent their house
to family from Ohio, who would
take the best of care of it. No
children. C.. w. Peck, Wenatchee,
Wash. 6-18
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IRRIGATED LANDS
In the Beautiful Crande RondelV VALLEY

In the Beautiful Grande Rondel Valley
AND BEST LANDS that
can be found in any irrigated
country. Prices range from $50
per acre up; water will cost $40
in ten equal installments and be-
come perpetual after ten years.
Come and see our properties. Nc
Kennon, PLY & Roberts. La
Grande, Oregon.
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MECHANICAL ENGINEERS

UNITED ENGINEERING COMPANY,
Mechanical Engineers. Irrigation,
Power, or Electric Plants. Gas
Producers. 1926 P.-I. Building,
Seattle, Wash. tt
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FOR SALE Good, gentle work
horse. Broke to ride and drive
single and double; years old. H.
Holdt, r F. D. No. 3. Box 101.
6-21
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FOR SALE-Young pigs, and s
weeks old. Will be ON vacant cor
ner opposite Olympia hotel, Sat-
urday, June 10. Price $500 each.
W. E. Smith. 6-18
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THE ROYAL HIGHLANDERS meet
the first and third Wednesday of
the month in Eagle hall. Visit
ing members cordially invited to
attend. J. C. Campbell. Illustri-
GUS Protector; Miss Anna Kyle,
Secretary.
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MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE-One span Of mares;
weight 1900; and Z years old.
A good team. Address J. ]. Fill
burn, Wenatchee, or call at my
residence, Az miles south of We
natchee, in Douglas county. 6-23