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cave Him a Pointer.

George AIDE was nce stranded in
a small town. He went into the bar
ber's shop to get shaved and endured
even unto the end. When the barber
had completed his operation the hum.
orist arose and, putting a handkerchief
to his face, said gravely:
"Sir, you have missed your voca-
ton. You ought to be an oyster open.
er."-Chicago Tribune.
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Two Men Drowned in a Squat.

When Edward L. Garcelon, a re-
tired real estate broker, of Boston,
was fishing with William Kenney,
Jr., Sat South Yarmouth, Mass, and a
boy, George O'Brien, Jr., on Follen's
Upper Pond, their boat was upset by
a squall and the men were drowned.
The boy was saved by his father, who
lives near by.
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Shock to Some.

Explorers are of the opinion that
the South Pole is located on a high
plateau. This will naturally come as
a shock to people who have been la
boring under the impression that it
was deposited in a hole in the ground.
Chicago Record-Herald.
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says. mad such terrible pains
through my back and kidneys that l
could not turn over in bed. was
threatened with Bright's disease, and
at the worst stage began taking
Doan's Kidney Pills. They cured my
trouble, and doctors who have since
examined me say my kidneys are all
right"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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FIERCE DUEL WITH SWORDS.

Portuguese Politicians Fight in a
Park at Lisbon.
Lisbon, Portugal.-Domingo Cen
teno and Count Arnoso, a former Min
lister, fought a fierce duel with swords
in a local park.
The cause of the dispute was po
litical. Centeno isafriend of DR.. jose
Alpoim, chief of the Progressive Dis
sidents.
Centeno finally ran his swort
through his opponents thigh, and thu
encounter came to an end.
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Counts Eggs as Laid.

The dishonest hen with cannibalis-
tic tendencies can no longer defraud
her employer with impunity and If
she likes eggs for her meals she is
IN danger of dec~apitation. Two Wis
eonsin men have put their heads to-
gether and have perfected a register
Ing device which keeps a record of
every egg laid and enables chicken
owners to detect any loss through
theft or any other agency. This de-
vice is in the form of a band that fits
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FOUR AUToIsTs DROWNED.

Machine Topples Into sacramento
Riyer-Chauffeur Swims to a Boat.
Knights Landing, Cal.-Mrs. w
&. Dixon, Mrs. j. H. DUNCAN, Miss
Merle DUNCAN and Miss Julia Dun
gan, of Woodland, were drowned here
when their automobile toppled into
the Sacramento River.
The chauffeur swan to a boat and
was saved.
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AssAssINATED IN COURT.
Murderer on Way to Trial Shot Down
by Victims Friend.

st. Louis, Mo.-Frederick MohrIe,
who killed Samuel Young in North
st. Louis April 4, was assassinated In
the corridor of the Criminal Court
building by William Kane, a former
deputy under Young.
The shooting took place as Mohrle
was being taken to court to stand
trial for the death of Young. and is
the elimination of a bitter political
feud. Mohrle had asserted shortly
after the Young shooting that the
gang" had threatened to "get him."
but refused to reveal the identity of
the men who had threatened him,
saying he could take care of himself.
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ONE browns, TWO RESCUED.
Carpenters at Work on Dormitory at
Morris, Conn.,, Capsize Rowboat.

Winsted, Conn.-Charles Eckborn,
a New York City carpenter, employed
in a new dormitory at the summer
camp of Columbia University, at Nor
ris, was drowned and Otto johnson
and Nedin Miller, also of New York
City, engaged on the same job, were
rescued in Bantom Lake by men in a
motor boat when their rowboat upset.
Eckborn could not swim and sank
Immediately, while Johnson and Mil
Ter chung to the capsized craft until
they were picked up. Eckborn leaves
o family in New York City.
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Talking It over.

(which would you prefer" said
the hippopotamus, ito be shot at by
an amateur sportsman or snapped by
an amateur photographer"
1T seems a hard choice" answered
the lion, between possible death and
certain
Star.
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A Chance For All.

There was little doubt in the minds
of those who were invited to the we'd
ding of Augustus Clay Johnson and
Chloe Matilda Baker as to the cordial
ity of the invitation. 1t was clearly
printed, and read as follows:
"You are invited to attend the mar
riege of MI. Augustus Clay Johnson
and Miss Chloe Matilda Baker at the
house of the brides mother. All who
cannot come may send" - Youths
Companion. *
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School Bell Kills Girl.

AS she was responding to the sum
mons of its strokes at the Linden
street school, Pittsfield, Mass, Pris-
ella Anger, a pupil, was struck and
fatally injured by the bell, which fell
from the roof of the building. The
child, who was ten years old, died
soon after the accident.
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times out of ten it is
due to sick kidneys.
The only way to find
relief is to cure the
kidneys. Doan's Kid
ney Pills have given
sound. strong backs
to thousands of men
and women. Mrs.
James Cooper, 118
w. German St.,
Winchester, Va,
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A Demand For a Specialist.

81 suppose that latest expedition
to the South Pole took a doctor?"
"Of course"
"Just an ordinary doctor?"
why, l suppose So"
"That was a mistake. Didn't you
notice they were taken i'll after eat
ing n of the ponies?"
"Well?"
'Then they needed a horse DOCTOR"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Senator La toilette Collapsed.

Senator La Toilette nearly col
lapsed at Washington, D. c., while
fercely assailing tariff revision up,
and a short recess was taken to en-
able him to re%cuperate.
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What Hens Eat.

Experiments have proved that a
hen in good condition will eat, on
an average, three unces of mash In
the morning. two unces of grain at
noon and four ounces of grain at
night.
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Bow Hunter Accidentally Killed.

Edgar Howes. thirteen years OF
mantown, N. Y, was accidentally
killed while hunting by his compan-
ion, Walter Cudworth, aged sixteen
The hammer of C~udworth's gun
caught in underbrush.
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QIGABHEy
Phone by wireless es Miles.

Toulon, France. - Trials of the
wireless telephone system invented
by Naval Lfeutenants Jeance and Co.
lin were made between the armored
cruiser Condo, which was at sea, and
stations on shore. The results have
been gratifying. The conversation
was carried on perfectly at a distance
of 10 kilometers, Or sixty-eight
miles.
Trade Ships Not Warships.
Toxic, Japan. America needs
serve the peace of the Pacific, said
Ambassador O'Brien at a dinner CIV
en- in his honor here.
Prince Stays Prince.
Tifis, Russia.-Prince Bagratfon,
a descendant of Prince Peter Bagra-
ton, the Russian General who served
with distinction in the Napoleonic
wars, considering himself insulted by
a remark made by Prince Eristoff,
struck the latter in the face. Prince
Eristoff drew the long dagger always
worn by the Caucasians and killed
Prince Bagration on the spot.
$5.OOO,OOO on Death Duty.
London.-A million sterling was
paid into the British Exchequer in a
lump sum by the executors of the es-
tate of the late Charles Morrison, the
London merchant whose death re-
Gently revealed him as the possessor
of a fortune estimated at from $780,
600, 900 to 75,000,0O0, though he
had been previously almost unknown.
Airship Destroyer in Japan.
Victoria, B. C.-Secret trials of
airships and aeroplanes in Northern
Japan have demonstrated that guns
and heavy loads can be carried, is the
story brought here by the steamship
Monteagle.
Moss Jumped From Steamer.
Crookhaven, Ireland.-Isaac Moss,
ar attorney, of New York City, com
L,tted suicide by jumping overheard.
He was suffering from m~elancholia,
and vas travelling with DR.. Boswell
to Bad Nauheim, Germany.
Department Store Proprietor Dead.
Paris.-H. A. Chauchard, proprie-
tor of the Magazins du Louvre, the
big department store between the Pa
lais Royal and the Louvre Palace, is
dead. He had been i'll for several
months.
Canal Falls Into tho River.
Brussels, Belgium. = The arched
roof of the Villebroeck Canal col.
lapsed at a point where the canal
crosses the River Senne. The water
of the canal poured through into the
river and flooded a neighboring val
ley. Canal boats were stranded and
traffic was Interrupted.
Peru's Cabinet Resigns.
Lima, Peru.-The Peruvian Cab
met rendered its resignation. 1t has
been proved that the revolutionary
outbreak of the week previous was
engineered by the Pierola brothers.
Prosperity in China.
Pekin. China.-Some recent stalls
tics show that the customs revenues
of the Chinese empire are increasing.
principally on account of the extern
sion of trade with Manchuria. The
receipts at Dalny now exceed those at
Ksao Chow, and the revenue from
opium Is decreasing.
HZ|2r
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Let shipped eggs rest t~wenty-four
hours before placing to hatch. In
ordering eggs to hatch, place orders
early In season and have hens ready
to receive eggs before YOU notify
breeders~to ship them.
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TEN FALL INTO ALPINE ABYSS.
Four French Tourists Killed and Two
Italians Fatally Hurt.

Turin.-Four French and six Ital-
ian tourists, with three French guides.
left st. German to ascend the Grand
Dent, the most difficult of the virgin
peaks. They were insuficiently sup
piled with ropes Nevertheless they
went on, though with great difficulty.
At a critical point a rope broke and
all the tourists fell into an abyss, the
guides saving themselves by clinging
to projecting rocks. All the French
tourists were killed and two of the
Italians were carried to Tottone in a
dying condition.
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me r6gu1aI, oAu
that 1 would eVent
ually have dropsE
l would bloat, and
ufferfrombearing
down pains, cramps
and chiIls, and I
could not sleep
nights. My mother
wrote to Mrs. Pink
ham for advice, and
I began to take
LydiaE .Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
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Detroit Broker a Suicide.

Adam M. Holden, q Detroit broker,
committed suicide on account of de-
s%pondency over the failure of Ennis
C Stoppani, New York City, which in
volved his firm.
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Cricket Captain Drowned

Atlantic City, N. William Par
Eer Bonbright, captain of the Haver-
l0rd cricket team during its trium-
pnal tour through Great Britain in
lSV4. was drowned while bathing.
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A Dutch newspaper controverts the
prevailing notion that a sandy soil is
essential to the cultivation of bulbs.
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Secretary Wilson's Degree.

Washington, D. C.-McGill Univer-
sity, of Montreal, conferred degrees
on Secretary Wilson, of the Depart
ment OF Agriculture; Clifford Pinchot,
United States Forester.
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Thirty Nations Represented.

At the International Road Congress,
held recently in Paris, 80 nations
were represented by about 1000 dele,
gates.
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Pearl Harbor Dry Dock ordered.

washington, D. C.-The contract
Tor constructing the concrete dry
dock at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, has
peen awarded to the San Francisco
Bridge Company for $1.760,0O0. The
lowest bidder was G. M. Leach, of
Boston, whose proposal of $~1,295,321
was rejected owing to an irregularity
in his guarantee check.
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FoFtheK Kidneys
and Liver
Or. kennedy's Favorite Remedy

is the best and Surest
medicine for all diseases
of the Kidneys and Liv-
er; rheumatism, dys-
pepsia and chronic con-
stipation. Stops pain in
back, scalding and burn
ing urine, headache ,ach-
ing eyes, swollen ankles
sour taste in mouth,
coated tongue; clears
up urine and banisbes
many other symptoms
of Kidney, Liver and
Bladder troubles.
&c Wilcox, $50 New
BritainAve., Hartford,
Conn, says: II had
frightful pain in back.
Doctors seemed pow
erless s. 1 tried DR..
David Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy. 1t
cured me completely
Large bottles, SI.00,
all
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Warming to Automohilists.

New York City.-A warming that
the death penalty is likely for the
next oyer-speeding automobilist who
Kills a person in this city was uttered
by Judge Mulqueen in sentencing
William Darragh to prison for seven
to twenty years.
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Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot-Ease, a
powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or
new shoes feel easy. Cures Corns, Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Smarting and Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Sold by all Druggists
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
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A cold on the lungs doesn't usually
amount to much, but it invariably pre-
cedes pneumonia and consumption. Ham
Inns Wizard Oil applied to the chest at
once will break up a cold in a night.
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Rheumatism Cured i'm a Day,

The worlds postal business is increasing
at the rate of seven per cent. per annum.
Of the 1000, 900 married couples in
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Not Counted.

There are 10000 reformed spoilers
in the United States. This does not
include those who have their own pri-
vate system of spelling.-Washington
Post.
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Mrs: Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
%teething, ~softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
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Louisiana has 100000 acres of
marsh lands which, if properly treat
ed, would exhibit great fertility.
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Shorthand writing was the invention of
Pitman in 1897.
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Estimates place the amount of
capital value of British investments
in India at s2,350,0O0,OOO
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Deep-lying sediments of the ocean
are often exceptionally rich in
radium. N.Y.-24
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DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism radi-
cally cures in to- Its action is remark
able. 1t removes at once the cause and the
greatly benefits. 75c. and 81. At druggists.
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Patrick Must Serve Term.

Brooklyn, N. Y.-The Appellate
Division dismissed the habeas corpus
writ of Lawyer Albert T. Patrick.
convicted OF the murder of W. M.
Rice. -
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want every Chronic rheumatic to THROW
away all medicines, all linlments, ali
your doctor may say, no matter what
-Four friends may say, no matter how
prejudiced you may be against ali adver-
tised remedies. 60 at once to your drug
TISM REMEDY, II It fails to give salts
faction,I will refund your money.EMunyon
Remember this remedy contains no sal.
icylic acid. no opium cocaine, morphine or
the guarantee Of the Pure Food and Drug
Act.
For sale by all druggists. Price. 25c. .
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BURDENS LIFTED FROM BENT
BACKS.

4 bad back is a heavy handicap to
those of us who work every day Nine
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Do Your Feet Ache and Burn9

In proportion to its weight, the wing of
a bird is twenty times stronger than the
arm of a man.
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There is more money in circulation in
France-in proportion to the population
than in any other country.
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Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eve Pain.
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Statistics show that the longest lived
people eat the heartiest breakfasts.
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MOTHERS
WHO HAVE
Find Help in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Winchester, Ind. -"Four doctors
told me that they could never make
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Japan Honors Washington.

Washington, D. C.-Admiral Uriu
placed a wreath of red and white
roses on the tomb of Washington at
Mount Vernon. The Admiral went
to Mount Vernon on the SyIph.
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AWASSEBNGTDN
{

Harr Assistant Attorney-G General.
Washington, D. president Taft
appointed William r. Harr, of the
District of Columbia, an Assistant
Acknowledgement of the United States
vice Afford w. Cooley, who was re-
Gently appointed a Supreme Court
Justice in Arizona.
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Perpetua water rights, fine water, productive soD-
crop failures unknown. 50 bushels wheat per acre.
81 to 5 tons alfalfa. Healthful climate, free timber,
Terms easy. Write now. LAND CO.,
Rock Springs, Wyoming.
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Lion Hunter Returns.

New York City.-Dr. Louis L. Sea-
man, back from a hunting trip in
British East Africa, said game was
plentiful, but that shooting lions was
tame sport.
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WHAT'S
Your Health Worth?

You start sickness by mistreating nature
and it generally shows first in the bowels
and liver. A Ioc box (week's treatment)
of CASCARETS will help nature help
you. They will do increasing them
regularly as you need them-than any
medicine on Earth. Get a box today;
take a CASCARET tonight. Better in
the morning. It's the result that makes
millions take them. 81
cASCARETS Ioc a box for a weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month
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80 ~ III C4tI WIS HJI6re0
by Judge Mulqueen in sentencing
William Darragh to prison for seven
to twenty years.
Patrick Must Serve Term.
Brooklyn, N. y The Appellate
DIVISION dismissed the habeas corpus
writ OF LAWYER Albert T. Patrick.
Rice.
Lion Hunter Returns,
New York City.-Dr. Louis L. Sea-
man, back from a hunting trip in
British East Africa, said game was
plentiful, but that shooting lions was
tame sport.
Broker Saves Himself.
New York City.-To save himself
from punishment for contempt F. A.
Heinze's counsel told the Grand Jury
the hiding place of the United Cor
per Company's missing books.
Big Mill For Pawtucket.
Pawtucket, r. /. The Lorraine
Manufacturing Company. makers of
cotton and worsted dress goods. is to
build a large addition to cost $780,
600 and give employment to 1000
additional operatives.
Removed Without Trial,
Helena, Mont.-Learning that Jas.
s. Goodwin, United States Commits
sioner at Custer, Yellowstone County.
was under arrest on a charge of horse
stealing, Federal Judge Hunt summa-
rlly removed Goodwin from Office.
Pollution of Lake Enjoined.
Burlington, VT. - Following the
announcement that the pulp mills on
the opposite side in New York State
Will cease polluting Lake Champlain
with manufacturing wastes come the
news that Chancellor William H.
Taylor. of Vermont, has issued an in
junction restraining the Burlington
Rendering Works from di~scharging
fat and grease into the lake.
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Trade Ships Not Warships.

Toxic, Japan. America needs
trade ships, not battleships, to pre-
serve the peace of the Pacific, said
Ambassador O'Brien at a dinner CIV
en- in his honor here.
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Canal Falls Into the River.

Brussels, Belgium. - The arched
roof Of the Villebroeck Canal coll
lapsed at a point where the canal
crosses the River Senne. The water
of the canal poured through into the
river and flooded a neighboring val
ley. Canal boats were stranded and
traffic was Interrupted.
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Moss Jumped From Steamer.

uIOkS OuIuPCO TIOH OCCtIHCrs
Crookhaven, Ireland.-Isaac Moss,
ar attorney, of New York City, COM
Liitted suicide by jumping overheard.
He was suffering from m~elancholia,
and was travelling with DR.. Boswell
to Bad Nauheim, Germany.
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Department Store Proprietor Dead.

Paris.-H. A. C~hauchard, proprie-
tor of the Magazins du Louvre, the
big department store between the Pa
lais Royal and the Louvre Palace, is
dead. He had been i'll for several
months.
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Prince Stays Prince.
600 on Death DUTY.

London.-A million sterling was
paid into the British Exchequer in a
lump sum by the executors of the es-
tate of the late Charles Morrison, the
London merchant whose death re-
Gently revealed him as the possessor
of a fortune estimated at from $780,
600, 900 to $75,000,000, though he
had been previously almost unknown.
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Peru,s Cabinet Resigns.

Lima, Peru.-The Peruvian Cab
met rendered its resignation. 1t has
been proved that the revolutionary
outbreak of the week previous was
engineered by the Pierola brothers.
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Pekin, China.-Some recent statis-
tics show that the customs revenues
of the Chinese empire are increasing,
principally on account of the extern
sion of trade with Manchuria. The
receipts at Dalny now exceed those at
Ks1o Chow, and the revenue from
opium Is decreasing.
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Broker Saves Himself

New York City.-To save himself
from punishment for contempt r. A.
counsel told the Grand Jury
the hiding place of the United Cor
per Company's missing books.
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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-04-16
RAY LECTURE
WAS ENJOYED
MISSION WORKERS TOLD OF THE
HARVEST THAT is RIPE
IN ORIENT.

A lecture possessing much educa'
tional value, and that was entertain
ing from the beginning to the end,
was delivered at the First Baptist
church Monday night by Rev. 7. B.
Ray, Educational Secretary of the For
eign Mission Board of the Southern
Baptist convention The lecture was
illustrated by hundreds of stereopti-
con views.
DIR. Ray prefaced his lecture by
stating that the views which he would
flash upon the canvass had been taken
by a photographer especially sent out
by the Board for that purpose, and
who had been instructed to take no
posed pictures. He stated that miles
of film had been destroyed by the
photographer upon finding that an at
tempt had been made to pose for the
picture. The lecturer then flashed
upon the screen a succession Of views
that portrayed actual mission scenes
in China. He showed the hospitals
and churches, erected both by foreign
ard native Christians; he pictured the
education of the youth, from the kin
dergarten to the university; he told OF
the need of physicians, teachers and
preachers.
An especially instructive feature OF
the lecture was that which dealt with
the religions of Japan, China and
India. The natives were shown al
their worship, and all the inner work
ing of their religious life were re
vealed.
DR.. Ray made strong appeal to the
church to wake up to the necessity
for larger contributions for mission
nurposes. He stated that of the $500,
600 promised but $171,0OO had been SC
far paid in, and stated that collections
| for the next two months must be large
if the work was to be properly carried
on