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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
Brief Weakness at Start, But Bullish
News Later Caused Sub
stantiaI Upturn.

Chicago, Aug. 13.-WHEAT-Ex
cept for "A short period at the star,
when moderate declines were expert
cnced as the result of selling by
southwestern interests, wheat was
strong aud higher. Fear of a wet
harvest in the northwest caused rad
ical upturn in prices, and the close
showed net gains of p M7sc.
The feature of the days trading was
the support given the market by sew
eral leading commission houses, the
principal one of which was credited
with purchases aggregating approx
mately three million bushels, the
greater part of which was for Decem-
Der delivery There was also free
covering by shorts.
No. 2 red, $1.010i02ia; No. red,
90cm$100; No 2 hard, $l01M 1.0312 ;
No. hard, 93@99c. September open
ed at 9712c to 977sc; high, $3.50; low,
|97s 097Ac; closing, 1895 M9SAc.
CORN-Rains in sections Of the
corn belt caused temporary weakness
in corn early, but the market later
became strong owing to additional
complaints of damage 30 the new crop
by hot and dry weather, The bulge
in wheat had a strengthening effect.
Prices at the close were &c to 5so
higher.
No. 2, G9c; No, 3, 6712c; No. , vel
low, 69MG915c; No. : yellow, G9hc;
No. ? white, 12c; No white, Tie.
September opened at Gle 10 G4lsc;
high, G51sc: low, G3Mc; closing csc.
OATS-The excellent spring de-
mand for cash grain prompted active
buying of options in oats, resulting in
a strong tone. The shorts were the
principal buyers, The close was
strong, up 12@ sc.
No. white, 3S12c; No. 3 white,
'37m3S2c; standard, 3S@ 3Shc. Sep
tember opened at 367s M37c to 371sc;
high, size; low, S67s@57c; CLOSING
.37l@c.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago. Aug. 13,-CATTLE-Re Re
ceipts, 1000 head steady; steers,
$5.G0m755; COWS and heifers, $350M
Goo bulls, $3.OO@4S5; calves, $1,000
S.25 stockers and feeders, s3,75G
515.
HOGS - Receipts. II 900 head +;
strong to five higher; choice heavy,
$7.95mS05; butchers, $7S5M S02ia (;
light mixed, $7.500 775; choice light,
$7S0@790; packing, $740M75O. Bulk
sales, $I7547.90
SHEEP Receipts, 5000 head; sheep
steady; lambs, Zoe TO 15c higher;
sheep, $i.0065.25; lambs, $6.25GS15;
yearlings, 5000 30.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
Back TO the Farm.

There is just one wa for the people
OF the CITY to find IL possible to buy
eggs chickens. meat aud four for less
rloney-that is for some of them IL
leave the city and 80 back to raisir ?
more hens. more cattle. and growing
more wheat The fact is that the
country is getting top-heavv The
cities are calling ton heavily - the
producing areas Farming is getting
TO be one Of the NEST profitable bust
nesses Of the country because the pro
portion of nOn-producers is getting so
large IL Is all a matter of supply and
demand: just now the demand for
foodstuffs is larger than it has ever
been In proportion To the supply
Denver Republican.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
Solulnon'S
Clear ng Sale
'ee PRICES
Back Page.
Ordered to Muz,le Booster.

IN Mount Vernon ono Of the sub
urhs north of New York man was
arrested the other day because his
rooster lad disturbed his neighbors
by Growing at the break Of DAY. AZ
thougs there is no ordinance in the
village which prohibits the keeping Of
chickens on a mans premises, the
owner of The aforesaid rooster was
found guilty of maintaining a NUS.
ance and warned to keep his rooster
from Growing early in the morning
like other rco5ters in less sensitive
neighborhoods Now the amateur
chicken raiser has fhe choice between
mu22ling his rooster or exchanging
him for one of a ''crowlees" brand.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
Inveterste Foe Of the Weed.

sWinburne detested the practice Of
smoking 1t is said that one day at
the Arts club. after going from room
10 room in the vain hope of finding
a clear atmosphere 10 write in. he ex-
claimed lanes L vas a knave. a
yrant, fool. a liar, a coward But
love him. ] worship him. because he
slit the throat OF that BLACKBOARD.
Raleigh. who invented this filthy
smoking"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
Juvenile AstronofnY.

On her third birthday little Eliza.
beth was allowed as a special coneos-
eion. to postpone going to bed until
eight o'clock As She stood AZ her bed
room window sho cav FOR the first
time il her life ttc fu'l mocn In all
its silvery glory,
ooh, Lucy" she cried TO her nurse,
come quickly There's big hole IN
the sky and you car see right through
10 heaven"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
ST. LOUIS CATTLE.

ST. Louis, Aug. 13.-CATTLE-Re-
ccipts. 1900 head; steady; native
spring and export steers, sG.50G725;
dressed beef and butchers steers,
$5.40d6.50; stockers and feeders. $3.50
d490; cows and hcifers, $3.25dG.5o;
Texas and Indian steers, sS.40d5.2s
HOGS-Receipts 5000 head; strong;
pigs and light, $4,000 1855; packers,
$770m 100; butchers and best heavy
s7.S5dS.00.
SHEEP - Receipts, 2,i00 head;
higher; natives. $500 $50; lambs,
S6.5OMS.O0.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
SOlOmOn'S
Clearing Sale
See Prices
Back Page.
Carrier Pigeons for Country Doctors

Carrier Pigeons for Country Doctors.
Provincial medical men have made
and are making considerable use of
pigeons in connection with their prac-
tice. They will take with them a
basket Of pigeons in their motor cars
After visiting the patients the neces-
sary prescription Is written out and
forwarded home by pigeon post: the
dispenser at once makes up the pre-
scription and practically before tho
physician has finished his rounds and
long before he has reached home
again the boy in buttons starts off to
deliver the bottles OF medicine in his
bicycle car. In many provincial dis
tricts IL is of course useless to write
out prescriptions to he sent TO the 10
cal chemist. for the nearest is often
some miles away.---T.ondon Tit Bits.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
PROVISIONS

BUTTE2-Firm; -reamery extra
2Gi n 2654
CHEFS E-Steady unchanged
EGGS Easy; western frsts 21I5
az
COFFEE Fulurcs opc-ad barely
steady # ice'ine # > roilts in r.
spoons" TO the eli8e r. , franc at
Havrc and F-'iei ba5e'- steady under
scatt "a tt7ie so'l!rv which prob.
ably ref-rtri tfa easier u1clrv SC
tho primary meferts aHI Inc CO.
iinuel hcayE rrccipts Tee marie.
closel steady. but at 1t decline CT
5G1o points. Sales 1850 bags.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
clEANLY WOMAN.
Err ,ncoug.y Fhio,ss hy Securing Ves
Scalp Tha. She Cures DandruC.

Clearly woman Las m erroneous idea
taat ! = .cc8!,ng 10 scn,N which re-
9eycs the danirrfr scales. che is cniinv
10 daudruf; Che mav waeh hHr ~c,5
srery day, ard ynt have dan1yur he
re ier' accomganieG b. fe"lry =
too, TIE on wa" in he wcrll TO cur
daaarrT Is to kin tho danafuT germ
r~f Zero IS no hair prenarnlion That VIII
dc thot rut Nowbro'7 lIarrici % iIr~p'.
lie h@ killing tic dandruff germ
irares the heir free to grew as healthy
Haturc intended Destroy the cause
Ne# iaieo"a the effect I,ill tho dan
Hr"T Gn"m with Hernicil@. sold hv
'eqdine DRUGGISTS Send zoe IN s:1mri
f." samnla - The IIerpicide Go De
rot, Mich
On. doll: ..or.-"s Eu.ran-eed Pal
G Sctnh G. sons Sp"ciai agents
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
NEW YORK MONEY

New York. Arg. Ia Money On
call steady. -. G.2ia: closi-g bill p.
Time loans very duh but firm: sixty
days -, a.: ninety days "a a3i2 {;
six months { per cent. Prime paper
iNfla per cent Sterling exchange
steady. demand $iSG.45; sixty DAYS
1880, 1895. Far siit Jffs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
BANK C.GARlNGS.

New York. Aug l3.-Total ba K
clearings compiled by RradstI 2ets Tor
the principal cities in the United
States the past weet s29GS 2S9.y'1
against sl5lS,77o.0Jo in the corr
spending week last wear
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
MINNEAPOLIS WHEAT.

Minneapolis, Aug. l3.-WHEAT-
September closed at $3.50; December.
9J5s G95Ac. Cash No. northern.
$13Sd1it; to arrive, s1023sc; No. >
northern, $1.56dI41: to arrivr,
$l003s
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
EXCURSION BULLETIN.
SEASON 1909.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. r.
CAIRO TO
Dawson Springs and return. ...N 30


Dawson Springs and return. ...N 30
Good six months
Cereleuan Springs and return. $40
Grayson Springs and RETURN. 40
Marion, KY, and return. ,..,... 4.85
Waukesha, Wis, and return. -. fs. 20
Detroit, Mich, and return. n 80
South Haven, Mich, and return 10. so
Bay View, Mich, and return. ~ IS
petoskey, Mich, and return. "a. IS
Iarbor SPRINGS. Mich, and ret. "a so
ST Paul, MINI, and return. -. % .ss
Denver, Colorado Springs or
Pueblo, Co., and return. $500. 81 IS
Portland, Oregon and return. So 10
San Francisco, Los Angeles or
San Diego. Cai.............. 81. SO
Seattle and Tacoma. Wash. So. 10
I. And many other points.
Tickets sold daily, commencing
June list, until September 80. and
good returning until October 81, 1909.
Inquiries eheerfulIy answered.
J. n. JONES,
Ticket Agent, Cairo.
S.G.HATCH, Gen. Pass. Aet., Chicago
A.H.HANSoN, observation-disclosures
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Correctedato August 1st, 1909.
rHE Fast Mftl ROUTE.
Tralra leave Cairo

lis a. m,, Daily Chicago vesuhnls
Limited, srrlyirg Chicago 1880 4 n.
2:l2 a. m.,Daily st. Louis Night
Limited. arriving st. Louis 1908 .. n,
Sleeping car open at $3.50 p. m.
800 a. m, St Louis Special
500 a. m, Chicago Daily Express,
500 g. M. 81. Louis Morning X
press, daily.
il:15 a. m, st. Louis Fast Mail
ll:15 a. M, Chicago Midday Special
2:35 p. no., Daily st. Louis Limited.
2:35 .. IN. Afternoon Express Tor
Odln. Effngham, NATION Champaign
$40 p. m, Thebes Accommodation.
7:15 p. m, Chicago and Hastern
Express.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14

2:20 a. M, Memphis and Nashville.
1925 a. M, Memphis and New Or
leans Limited.
600 a m, Paducah and Louisville.
1:i1 p. M, Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
l:4t .. m. Daily Nashville, Chatta.
nooga and Atlanta
1870 p. m, Fulton and MafIeld 20.
commodation.
$50 p. m, Psducsh and Louisville.
500 p. m, Memphis and New Or
loans Special.
For through tickets, sleeping car
accommodation and further informs-
ton apply at Illinois Central Psssen-
ger Station. Cairo. III.
J n. JONES, Ticket Agent
s. A. HATCH. q. p. A.
A. n. HANSON, Pass- Traffic Msr.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
FOR SALE
AT A BARGAIN.

one covert Original cost $3.50
Que bicycle wheel surrey Original
cost 5000
One Trap (original cost $3.50
One Sulkcy (orignal cost 1907
one set Single Harness.
Two Saddles lone gents one lady's).
Above vehicles in first class condi-
ton. Apply to W. J. JOHNSTON,
Care Woodward Hardware Co
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-14
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.

Chicago, Aug, 13-The following
ar loads represent the days move
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-21
Advertising Adages.

Although some Of the more critical
minded among the sons Of Adam may
not subscribe to all the propositions
laid down in the following Advertis-
ing Adages contributed by Tudor jerks
to Advertising and Selling they are
nevertheless so smart and thought
provoking as to merit the News hearty
pass them-along compliment:
Advertise first then theorize.
Advertising never takes day off.
Sweet are the uses Of advertising.
No day without an advertisement.
The path to the purse Is publicity.
Don't let the public guess; tell them.
Advertise today, and sell tomorrow.
No man buys what he never heard
Of
Trust in Providence, and printer
ink.
Poor advertisements are better than
none.
Advertising that costs nothing Is
worth it.
If ashamed of your business, keep
it dark.
There is nothing so lucky" as ad-
vertising.
Plant advertisements that sales
may grow.
Tibet doesn't advertise; but this is
America.
You know of P. T. Barnum? Queer,
isn't it?
Honesty is the best policy-with ad-
vcrtising.
If your business is honest, why
make II a secret?
The best advertising Is the cheap
est in the end.
Flowers may blush unseen-you
must advertise.
You know what Is advertised-and
SO do others.
If you don't advertise your business
the sheriff may.
Fishing without bait Is business
without advertising.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-21
As TO METHUsELAH's AGE.
Critic Cuts His 969 Years Down to
1854.

1884.
"Methuselah loses his famous rec
ord, for his s6s reputed years are
whitfield down to 7S s-4." Thus says
the Jewish World in a discussion OF
Jewish characteristics.
There has always existed certain
amount Of doubt even among believers
in the literal truth Of the Bible con-
cerning the great age to which the Jew
ish patriarchs are recorded as having
lived. Some Of the theories evolved to
reduce the Biblical records Of this kind
to something near the allotted span OF
man are dealt with in the article.
It is surmised, the Jewish World
says, that in the earliest times the
month, the period Of a moon cycle,
was called year. Thus Adams $50
years of life, calculating year at 29i
days, the length Of lunar month,
works out to 75a years. After the
month year there came five month
year, the limit Of five being derived
from the fingers on one hand, 1t being
remembered that primitive people al
ways used the fingers for counting
purposes. Then came the twelve
month year.
Excuse for this Encouragement Is
found in the Psalmist's limit Of life Of
three score and ten years, and 1t Is
maintained that between the times Of
Noah and David no s,lch extra ordinary
change could have taken place as to
reduce the life Of man by eleven
twelfths. On the five month year ba-
sis, Abraham's It's years work out at
~ and Isaac's 1s0 at "A.
Perhaps, too, there intervened a six
month year, discovered by Jacob while
watching Laban's fiocks. Thus ia
cob's lat years work out at about %.
The twelve month year began with
the Egyptians, who saw that COM
plete period was made UP Of the two
years." in one Of which the days were
longer than the nights and in the 9TH
er the nights longer than the days.
The Christian and Jewish years, con-
cludes the Jewish World, will not for
ever be separated, "for," 1t says, "in
due course Rosh Hashona will fall at
Christmas time and then catch up the
Christian year. This, however will
not happen for 10000 years, and no
doubt that Is the reason why nobody
worries about It,"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-21

saw her-she was calling me from
some great distance-I was lost and
she was calling me; and when you
ceased 1t all passed away and some
thing went over me like a great des-
pair"
(To be Continued.)
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-21

38' The beginning of a college course
Is often haZy undertaking.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-21


OF the
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-21

8&' A glutton Is a man who digs his
grave with his teeth.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13
LOCAL HAPPENINGS.

George Kreatz,, the contractor,
went to Blackjack last evening on
a business mission.
l.. M. LANCE of Cass Lake came
to the city yesterday evening and
this morning accompanied the
local Masons on their trip to Inter
national Falls.
j Harry Mills, roadmaster for the
M. & T., returned on yesterday
evenings south-bound M. & +.
passenger train from a visit along
the north line of the Nj. 81.
O. B. Olson, the Kel1iher mer-
chant, returned to his home last
evening, having appeared before the
county commissioners relative to a
certain road contract near Kelliher.
The Women's Catholic Order of
Forresters will meet in the basement
of the Catholic church Wednesday
evening at 8 o'clock. sharp. All
members are requested to be present.
Chief Ranger,
Joseph Lennes, the travelling
representative for the Fosston Roller
Mills, came to Bemidji yesterday
noon and departed last evening to
solicit orders at towns along the
north line of the M. & 1. railway.
Will C. Stewart of Pine River,
who has recently established a
creamery at Pine River, spent last
night in Bemidji, coming to the city
on the evening M. & T. passenger
train and spending the night here,
being a guest at the Hotel Mark
ham.
T. E. Rider, the Shevlin banker,
came to the city yesterday noon
and spent several hours here on
business, returning to his home on
the afternoon train. Mr.. Rider is
one of the most progressive citizens
of Clearwater county, and he has
hosts of friends in his own bailiwick,
with a goodly number in Bemidji,
also.
HAIRY Proval, manager at Kelli-
her for the Minneapolis Cedar COM
pany, spent yesterday in Bemidji
and returned last evening to his
home. Mr.. Proval appeared before
the board of county commissioners
yesterday in regard to a certain
county road for the town of Eland,
stating that he represented the
settlers in that township.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13

John G. Canine, resident Of
Graceton, in the northern portion Of
the county, came to the city last
night and spent today here looking
after some business matters. .
2. Beaulieu of Red Lake Falls
came to the city last night from
Farley, where he had visited over
Sunday with old friends. He
departed this morning for his home
at Red Lake Falls.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13

Mrs. j. r. Stewart went to Black
duck last evening on combined
business and pleasure trip to her old
home.
W. M. Tabor, president Of the
First National Bank of Park Rapids,
came to Bemidji last evening from
his home and spent the night here,
being guest at the Hotel Mark
ham. Mr.. Tabor returned to the
Rapids" this morning.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13
II. r Trask went r. aTane a.

H. R. Trask went. to Tenstrike
last evening on business trip for
the wholesale houseswhich he repre-.
sents " on the road
Hello Clementson, the north,
country member Of the board Of.
county commissioners, came to- the
city last night from his home at
Clementson, via Duluth, and met.
with the board at their session
today.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13

Henry Wise, Bob Smith, William
McKery. and Stephen Rogers formed
a party who left this morning for
Portage Lake, near Jenkins, where
they will angle for bass.
]. H. Crouch and his assistant,
Louis Peterson, left today for Cohas-
set, where Mr.. Crouch has con-
tract to do considerable cement
work.
Additional short local on second page
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13

w. R. TAFT, the st. Paul land man
returned to his home last night.
Albert Kleven, of the Farmers
Land company, departed this morn
ing for Houston, Ill, where he will
talk Beltrami county lands to pro-
spective homeseekers with the inten-
ton Of inducing them to visit this
section and look over the snaps"
which Mr.. Kleven's company has to
offer in the line of farm lands.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-07-13
If She Accepts You

The day won't be far
distant when you will be
confronted with the gro
Gerry problem.
And we'll wager you
will find it a mighty hard
proposition, too.
Start right - get &C.
quainted with us-We'll
help smooth the thorny
path of housekeeping for
neWly-Wed couple.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-03-01

XIV confronted me. IN. lie Marquis
de la Chambost?" l asked involun-
tarily. Nav" he responded in the
correct idiom of the vicinity. 'Git yer
teeth extracted at the Metropolitan
Painless Dentistry Parlors"
Instantly l realized that my oppor-
tunity to get into trouble had arrived.
Without a second Of parley with my
inner consciousness l turned and en-
tered the premises, passing beneath a
monster gilt bicuspid suspended over
the entrance. The cheerful industry
thus indicated occupied the entire
building, whose original intention was
wholly obscured by collection Of
signs of the most seductive character.
One of these appealed strongly to me
as glimpsed it: Satisfaction Guaran-
teed or Your Money Refunded"
The interior suggested business and
plenty of it. The area was divided
into several small compartments, each
containing dental chair and the nee
essary instruments. An attractive
young woman assigned me to one Of
these places, invited me to make my
self comfortable in the chair and prom
ised to see that had immediate atten-
ton.
The operator appeared almost be-
fore the agreeable attendants smile
had betaken itself elsewhere. He
looked like youth in his very early
twenties, and his smile was replica
Of the one which it was succeeding.
what can we do for you today?'
he asked cordially.
Hurt me-" / returned laconically.
Never he protested, with charm
ing earnestness. I'VE cannot do that
unless you insist on having your tooth
extracted in the old barbarous fash
ion. Our special treatment Is prac-
tically painless. 1t will cost you ST."
Proceed, then, with your special
treatment" l said, settling back in
the chair and preparing to be vic
timized.
You haven't said which one," he
reminded me. with an appealing look
on his handsome face.
Take that wisdom tooth on the
lower jaw" 1 directed. mo person
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-03-01

Miss Violet Thurber, sister to Mrs.
Lillian Taylor, gave farewell party
Saturday afternoon, at the home of
Mrs. Taylor. Seven little girls were
present. Games were played and a
dainty lunch was served. Miss Thur
Der, who has been living with Mrs.
Taylor this winter, returned this
morning to Spokane, to join her par
ents.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-03-01

Citations from the heart of the ancient
wood. My center of activity has been
on Manhattan Island and my point Of
observation the top floor of a latter
day apartment house.
Sitting at my window half an hour
before the close of one of these brief
est days of the year, was amazed to
see flock after flock of birds in rapid
southern flight. There were so many
of them that at no time during the
half hour or so before darkness came
was even my limited skyscape free
from them. 1t reminded me Of the
annual flight of the pigeons in the
great lake region half a century ago.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-03-01

Acting Governor Hay, on last Fri
day, appointed Judge E. N. Parker
Of Pierce county, and Judge George
E. Morris, of King county, as the
two new members Of the supreme
court. The legislative enactment fol
the increasing of the members of the
court to nine passed last week and
was signed by the governor just prior
to the appointments.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-03-01
IT WANT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE"

WANT 10 BE UNCOMCOnIA0A6.
Of my years and experience has any
business with a wisdom tooth, and 1t
Is sore besides"
He laid one plump white hand ca
ressingly on my forehead. and with
the other he touched lightly the doom
ed tooth.
THAT is the special treatment" he
said.
/ was about to protest that 1t was
no treatment at all when, with the
agility Of an electric fash, he removed
the tooth from my person and held it
before my wondering eyes, with a
triumphant chuckle.
"But you haven't hurt me at air. l
expostulated.
II couldn't. at the last moment my
heart failed me-" he declared, with
one Of the most engaging smiles l
had ever soon ON a human counte-
nance.
may as well confess while am at
1t that l had been screwing up my
courage for months.
sTUYvESANT BROWN.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-03-01

It was really the most decided urban
novelty 1 had witnessed for a long
time. Had this winged hosts fight
been northward should have predicted
an early spring, but under the circum-
stances l could only look forward to a
mighty blizzard.
The next afternoon at precisely the
same hour the performance was re
peated. Evidently the hegira of the
previous day had been incomplete.
The expected weather upheaval had
not arrived, but l was confirmed in
my belief that it was on the way.