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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
Tired of Reina In Print.

'Mr. Smithers," said his wife. If remember rightly you have often said that you disliked to see q woman con- stantly getting herself into print?"
 'I do," said Smithers positively
 'You considered It unwomanly and iudelicate. I believer
 "Very"
 "And you don't see how an, man could allow his wife to do anything of the kind?"
 ''Yes. I thinh so now"
 "Well. Mr. Smithers, in view of all the facts in the case I feel justified in askfng for new silk dress
 "A new silk dress?''
 "Yes. For the last eight years I have had nothing better than fourpenny calico, and 1 want something better I'm tired of getting into print" Lon don Tit.Rits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
A Coy Maiden.

A girl played postoftice at a party and yelled and shrieked and howled and ran behind the door and scratched the young mans face in seven places, upset lamp, kicked over the piano stool. and when he finally kissed her on the tip of the ear she tainted dead away and said she could never look anybody in the face again. They led the bashfu modest, gentle. sobbing creature home, and the next day she ran away with a married lightning rod peddler.-Altoona (Kan) Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
Old Phone 524
Is Your Private List of RESPONSIBILITIES" TOOLARGE?

Perhaps things have been placed upon your Per- sonal Catalogue of Impossibities have place there.
 Go bravely to work to discred your s-to that lot of your "impossibe" things possible and feasible and will find your whole scheme of life readjused You will nd alsO that personal individual business WITH THE MEANS AND RESOURCES AT HAND, is really atainabe-if your available forces are USED
 Rational judicious of publicity will enable you to revise your list of Responsibilities" radically that will longer terrify yOu-nO longer act your aier-no longer serve as Code .Reasons for your pro perity.
 Publicity-of the sort you "a6ord"-w search out the one person the city who really to buy the thing you want se thus erasing what be "Impos sibty, No. your list It will dispose of what nay be .Impossibity" Mo- your list by enabling you to double the number of customers of your sore-changug . tagging business to busy one-without exhaustng our resources This calls for "nefve" your part for some faith, seassarance. But be done '-s heinz done au of the 0ne-snl is worth doing.
 All thruoeh ysar list sf npssslbites' will be found thus, that perslsteat s advertising will remedy win ~ellt euts el yssf list Business obstacles, office dsorganzation household annoyances-these do not be- long O. yosr list fer publicity remedies hen Interwoven with all of year s9airs, adverspg will come to play part in year e e vita helpfal that yea will forget l that vou ever haA . ust of sInpsssAiliAess
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
l.. l.. Ledbetter
His x nitsLal Work.

Aunt Avirl fii"r was what her neighbors called il regular driver" Possessed of untrin. energy and un- failing strength herself, she made It. tie allowance for idleneSs on the part of any one, and she declared that sha could put up with q mean man easier than with d lazy one
 Aunt Alvira's husband Uncle Ethan. was small. wizcned, weak looking man. whom Aunt Alvira declared to be mighty wfry, if he did look so spindlin'."
 One day q summer boarder who chanced to be staying at a farmhouse near the Fifer homestead wandered over to tine little brown farmhouse and sat down for a chat with Aunt Alvira The visitor took note of tue enormous quantity of stove wood piled up in the back yard and Overtiowing from the great woodshed. The whole yard was strewn wids it. The caller estimated that there were not less than twenty five cords.
 What an enormous quantity of wood you hayer he said to Aunt F'itar
 Yes. there is considerable" she re piled. T carlate on sellin most o' t in the fali'
 "Wllo cut f ?''
 "Oh. Ethan did II as sort O knitttti work. think it's a good thing for man to have some kind O knitttn' work to do when he's restfn', and that wood pile has been Ethau'5 kntttiu' work. "-Y outh's Companion,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
Standinq Up For Him.

Miriam, isn't that young Fergus coming to our house pretty often uow?"
 "I suppose he Is, mamma"
 Do you know anything about him? What is he worth, for instance"
 Well, he's worth any dozen of the ordinary young men of my acquaint- ance"
 "Yes, but
 And he's worth $1OO week to the firm he works for. even If he does get only $25 now."-Chicago Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30

No weather is i'll f1 the wind be still, A19aalsA PfuVssA M
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
In Doubt.

In Doubt,
 Did you ever have appendicitis" said the insurance. man.
 Well" answered the skeptic. q was operated on. But I never felt suro whether 1t was case of appendicitis or ease of professional curiosity."- Washington Star
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
q conundrum.

When is a piece of wood like a moD- arch7 When 1t is converted into . euleR.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30

The only moving, baggage and storage company in Pine Bluff owned and operated exclusively by white 2eorie, Pine Bluff Moving, Baggage and Storage Company. Both phones Sl. 4-2Stf
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
All tho Same.

The "horny handed" calls what he lives on pay" the skilled mechanic wages" the city clerk salary" the banker "income," landowner trent roll" lawyer "fees," burglar "swag," but 1t all comes to the same in the end.-London Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-07-30
Military Naior.

wonder is it because men are such towards In heart that they admire bravery so much and place militarr vnlor so fir beyond every other quai !ty for reward and worship ?-Thacll cray
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
THE BILLBOARD MUST GO.

Washington is the first city in cur
country which has put the ban upon |
billboards, says the Augusta Herald |
The commissioners of the Distrlcr
of Columbia have at last acted on the
long continued complaints, and after
careful consideration have decreed
that this nuisance must be abated
and the billboards removed.
Other cities should follow this lead
There is no excuse for tolerating this
custom which by degrees has grown
into an intolerable nuisance. These
lillboards are unsightly They are
not only offensive to good taste and
as such depreciating the value Of real
estate, but they are demoralizing
agency. The posters displayed on
them are often offensive in the sug-
gestive display that is being made,
and where not open to this objection
they are vitiating in their general ef-
feet For that these highly coloIed
posters exert a psychological infiu-
ence upon the community cannot be
denied
There is no necessity for billboard
advertising If there were no other
or better method for gaining publicity
there might be some excuse for it. In
the dark ages when people were ilIit-
crate and few could read, to gain
their attention by the display of great
colored pictures might have been
justifiabIe as the only way. But that
doesn't apply now when all can read,
and everybody does read at least the
local newspaper. Through the news
paper the public can be informed of
everything it is desired it shall know,
and newspaper advertising is not only
cheaper but is not otherwise obiec-
tionable as the billboard.
So the billboard is not only an evil.
but it - an unnecessary evil, 8 nais
anee, which as such should be abol-
ished
The Savannah Press relates that in
that city there is vacant lot on a
prominent corner that is kept free
from unsighdy pictures and adverus-
ing matter solely because OF the fact
that those living in the neighbornood
have outbid the billboard man for
it. They have paid to keep the bill
boards off so that their eyes might not
be offended and their own property
values reduced by their presence.
The billboards in every city should
he abolished as has been done in
Washington.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

bushels more than last year. With the
high prices ruling for wheat, corn and
cotton, Astounding prosperity seems to
be assured With the tariff out Of
the way; with magnificent crops,
some harvested and some practically
assured, the decks have teen cleared
for action. The winner Of the battle
for success viii be the one who is
ready to do business; who makes his
readiness known far and wide. The
way to do this is to advertise.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
CLEAR THE DECKS FOR ACTION

CLEAN HE OECNo run Az iOFN
The Manufacturers Record believes
that now the tariff agitation is out
of the way admitting that it is a
mighty poor tariff bill and something
entirely different from what was
wanted the country is ready to for
get it as much as they can, and get
down to business. The Record thinks
the completion OF the tariff law has
cleared the decks for action. and that
the splendid resources OF the coun-
try. not the tariff law is about to
spring forth into the most remark
able business expansion and epoch
Of prosperity the country has ever
witnessed Its basis for this con
clusion is the marvellous crop rius-
poets for the present year and the
advance in production that has been
in evidence during the present dec
ade and which was responsible for
The quick recovery from the panic
OF 1907.
In the ten years from 1880 ia 1890
u increase in TIC value OF farm pro-
ducts was SO tiaingly small that it
averaged only enc per cent year, Or
;25o,ooo,oo0 for ten YEARS, hardy che
lalf of what Che increase in The ares-
ent gear WI te over last year IN
ther words the increase in the value
of iaym N ducts in one year is now
twiaa as sIeat as the increase in
ten yeas between 1880 and 1890. Be
tween 1890 and 1896 there was very
little progress. but then began mar
yelcus advance which has continued
without abatement ever since; by
1900 the total value was S4,7l7000.-
coo. Since then the momentum has
continued until in the last three years.
estimating 1909, the aggregate value
Of farm products is about s2S,50O,-
Ooo, 900. This is more than twenty
times as much as the combined cap
ital OF all the national banks in the
United States.
TO this wonderful advance, this
amazing growth in wealth, is largely
due the quick revival of business from
the panic Of 1907 1t was this condi-
ton that saved us from long period
OF great industrial depression. and it
is this fundamental condition for
marvellous development which assures
an expansion of business much CREST
ST than our country has yet seen.
Present indications point to the pos
'ihility of corn crop Of over S,oO0,-
100000 bushels. possibly 500.eS0,o0
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Correspondence solicited, but to
receive attention, letters NUT be
accompanied by responsible name
not for publication, but as o
guarantee OF good faith.
Rejected communications VIII be
returned If accompanied by postage
Remittance should be made oy
postal note check. money order, or
registered letter. Address.
NEWS PUBLISHING Co,
BRUNSWICK. GA.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Walter Wellman has again failed
10 find that pole With his balloon,
That old sport certainly does love to
receive free advertising.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

All persons are recommended to
AXE Foley's Kidney Remedy fer the
bsckache. rheumatism and kidney
and bladder trouble. 1t will quickly
correct urinary irregularities. which,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Manila is observing her twelfth year
as an American province, but the
celebrating is all being done by the
Americans, the natives remaining on
the outside looking in
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Rome is arranging to have big
fair this fall Would 1t not be
good idea to do the same thing in
Brunswick?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
It's Not the system.

III, after ten years of unprecedent-
ed prosperity, the general govern
ment shows a deficit Of sS0oo0,o00
there is something wrong in our sys-
tenn, says the Mobile Register. The
system is all right 1t could not
work us BETTER Macon News.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
ats the Idea.

II Secretary MacVeagh could only
assure us that those smaller sized
and more artistic treasury notes
would buy greater amount of bread
and meat than the old ones, we could
assure him that they would be vel,
coined with loud acclaim Savannah
News
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

And that majority OF $500 in Sa-
yannah seems 70 have received its
lust reward and that city gets the
railroad commissioner!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

If neglected, may develop into a SER
ious illness. 1t will restore health
and strength. Do not neglect signs
Of kidney or bladder trouble and ris,
Bright's disease or diabetes. For salt
by Atlanta Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
4 = =
Sore Sound Advice.

There is plenty of good farm land
in southwest Georgia that can be had
cheap, and there is no other business
that offers such inducements and
more certain reward to the indus
Tious young man as farming in this
section. To the farm, young man.
Waycross Herald.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
The Alabama Way.

Anything that looks like whisky is
considered whisky under the new
Alabama law And anything that looks
like prohibition is considered prohi-
bitten by those who have no better
sense. Tampa Tribune,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

A cruel fate has at last overtaken
Theodore Roosevelt. Alfred Austin,
the English poet, has threatened TO
make him the subject Of poem.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

They say that the hot wave in
Texas has cooked the bool weevil to
turn Then all of our suffering has
not been in vain.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

The grim-reaper did a good days
business at the indianapolis auto
races. Three OF them passed in their
checks. u wIaEIWH
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
Fixing His Fences.

Senator Bailey has been telling his
home folk" down in Texas since
congress adjourned why he voted for
or against this, that or the other
thing.-Savannah Press.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Castro in a moment of sorrow, de-
clares that he wants 10 be buried in
Venezuela and the Savannah Press
thinks the Venezuela folk won't care
how soon he gratifes his wish.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Uncle Sam has purchased one Of
The Wright flying machines. but so
lar has not been ale to secure any
one 10 do stunts in It.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Those specialists have coined an
other new afliction which has its
hold on Hartman, it's called "a rig
idiiy Of the vertebrate"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

This is a strange old countrys of
ours. We send sticks sand incompe-
tent men to our lawmaking bodies and
then wonder when freak legislation
is passed. So
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Evelyn Thaw deserves to be given
credit for one thing at least She
has decided not 70 20 on the stage.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Old sol and ]. Plavius seem TO
have swapped places for a few days
and we are welcoming the change.
too.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

The real fleets in the Sutton case
seem to be that the whole bunch was
50 drunk that none of them really
knew how they killed their compan-
ion Augusta Herald
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Bryan day Is on the program of the
Seattle exposition. Wonder will 1t
prove to be drawing card.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

girl loves 10 talk about dolls, a
boy about animals. woman about
other women and a man about him
self.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Atlanta has ducked that pennant
right under her dear wing and is off
with t.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
So They Won't Stick?

Nov that the duty on polus Has
tiers has teen reduced, we suppose
that the manufacturers will enlarge
the holes.-Lindale Free Lance.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

It's now squarely up to Guyt to
crack his little whip.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

Abdul Hamid is probably glad to
be relieved of the burden Of carrying
on a war with Greece. ~ Columbus
Ledger.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
CHEAP EXCURSION RATES TO
EASTERN CITIES, VIA
ATLANTA. BIRMINGHAM &
ATLANTIC RAILROAD.
FROM BRUNSWICK TO
Washington, $4,000
Baltimore, $500
Philadelphia, $500
New York, $500.
ROUND TRIP ALL RAIL.

Tctes Of sale to Washington. Bal
t'mere and Philadelphia: August u,
Il, 16, IS, ~. p. -, %, % and 30.
Dates Of sale to New York, August
II, IS, 21, % and IS.
All ,iekets good to return % days
from cate Of sale. For further in
formation regarding rates, schedules
and sleeping car reservations. apply
to }. f. NORRIS,
ticket Ag ant, Brunswick. Ga.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24

EVER. DAY EXCEPT MONDAY.
Entered at the Brunswick (Gs.) POST
office as secand Class Mali Matter.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-24
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
TELEPHONES.

Business Office, Edltoria. Room. 1sS
ma citv Edi,o,. ..... $40
.Ihe Fd,1or ............ 432
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20

\ Commensurate Step.

At the recent meeting of the Allegany
County Teachers Association the grad
yates of the Frostburg State Normal
who are now teaching III the county
met and organized THE Normal Gradu-
ateS' Study Club"
The club purposes meeting quarterly
for the study and discussion of live qucs-
tons in teaching their profession. y
carefully planned course Of study will
be- mapped out, and the first regular
meeting held some time i'll May, just be
fore close of the schools.
This IA movement i'll the right di-
rection, and the JOURNAL cOrgratuIates
the young teachers upon this evidence
of professional spirit and energy.
The fact that they intend to extend
their study Of the art of teaching shows
that they believe in the value of con
tinuous up-to-date effort.
They are fortunate, too, i'll the fact that
the meetings will be held in the State
Normal, where the Club Will enjoy the
active inspiration and assistance OF
Principal Murdaugh.
The committee ON organization is
composed of Misses Mann ,Jrtfries
Isabel Brown and Nellie Powell.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20
Political.

+. :: -. -. n --,.l ~
1t Is quite wen Ho''lea lhat TWO repuo-
mean tlcketS Tor nomination Tor town
olllce' Will oe III 'he primary held:
Eor .u"yor-James II. Fuller.
=, F"' 'o""r"'"r"-j. t0nraI lmEHrman,
Den J''"'n '''iN'''S anna "lI'I'il "F'''i'h'
The other:
For Nayor-John J. Price
For Co""cio'c"-Thomas Gatehouse,
George H. Shaw and Charles SpJznaS.
The democratic ticket stands now
For .Vagor-John w. Shea.
FOR Cont"rjimt"-Dr A. h. Walker, p. II.
Brown and Philip Pfeii1cr.
[or BWltt-frank Spates
E"' I"''rf"'"1-'orneIlns bahan.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20
LEFT ON her DOORSTEP
FOR THIS MOTHER

Mrs A G. Tuson, Of Livermore, Cal,
writes: Il picked up from my door
step one day a little book in which
soon became very much interested.
My little girl Of five years of age had
been troubled for a long time with
loss of appetite, extreme nervousness
and undue fatigue. She was all run
down and in very delicate condition.
This little book was very compre-
hensiyely written, and told of the new
method of extracting the medicinal ele-
ments of the Gods liver from the oil,
eliminating the obnoxious oil which Is
SO hard for children to take.
"'Just the thing said |, for my little
daughter and l Immediately went for
a bottle of Vinol. 1t helped her Won
derfully. She has gained rapidly in
flesh and strength, and she does not
take cold half so easily.
Il am extremely grateful for the
good it has done her, and l hope other
mothers who have weak, delicate or
ailing children will be benefited by my
experience and just give Vinol a trial"
FOR SALE By
q. f. Pearce Drug Co.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20

Appropriate exercises Will be held in
Assembly Room of the State Normal
School Thursday afternoon, March 25th,
at 2's o'clock.
James w. Thomas, of Cumberland,
president of the County School Board.
and probably the States most competent
authority upon Maryland history, will
deliver the address. The friends of the
School are invited"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20

Probably the most strenuous game of
duck-pins yet played on the Majestic
WAS that of Wednesday evening between
two factions of the Order of Ellls-
"Regulars' and "Rehels" Each con-
tcstant averaged over o. and the
"Rcbels' We're defeated by only II pins,
HesSe coming to the rescue of mis- side
i'll the last box by 26. The "Regulars''
accord the "RebcIs' the distinction of
looking not only like nice bunch but
as resembling themselves very much
when they We're only Corners. Score:
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20
COuIln't Give IL AWAY.

The Homecoming star of last Week told
of the probable merger of all the electric
lighting plants of the region and the
electric railroad into one concern, and
that within few weeks the people here
would be living under Standard Oil
auspices.
The JOURNAL enjoyed a big hint i'll
substance and to same effect ON conGi-
ton that it would say nothing privately
or publiclV
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20

The assessments must be paid on or
before March 18th, or SUIT Will be
docketed against the deliuquents. --
flames HunSon, Collector
The ghost is ready, but the meat is
feeble.-JOUENAI.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-03-20
Political Announcements
Night Policeman

I HEREBY announce myself a candidate
L for Night Policeman of the Town of
Frostburg, sui Jet to the choice of the Re
publican party, If elected, will do my full
duty faithfully and fcarlcssly
Feb l3-te% JACOB w. HARTIG