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Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01
To Work ard 10 Eat.

I hold. if the Almighty had ever made set of men to do all the eating and none of the work. he would have made them with mouths only. and no hands: and If he had ever made an f'ther set that he had intended should do z!l of the work and none Of the zstins, he would have made them without S.S S-r and with all hands, Abraham isne1n.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01
WeIl.Traine1 l Msmoru.

T do not recall anything on tAct puint." said the witness. "Oh, ycu don'ty' sneered the lawyer. You'd better take memory lessons" Excuse lne," rejoined the wi>less suavely, but my memory has been trained by ore of the h'gnest-priced lawyers in the business. s.'-Phiiadelphia Public Ledger.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01
Character in Snub Nc:-s.

In ths matter of noses there are "snrfbs" and "snubs." Some of them belong to the peculiarly v.yacious folk. Their =iyscity is not always of the aloct agreeable kind, as thev are ire Iucntly inclined to sacrifice other per sons feelings to saying @ good thipg." Turn-ups are generally indi- ca;ive Of merry disposition.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01

Patten seems to have thought like Marie Antoinette, that if the people can't get bread, why don't they eat cake?
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01
N r V

Louisville Courier-Journal: "Jim'" bawled tn impresarrio of the troupe of performing fleas. "Tessir,' said his assistant
 Chase them water bugs away from the stage entrance. They annoy the performers"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01

The man who could do just as he pleases probably would try to raise a bull pup that wouldn't mind.
 q q < No tree is so strong that the light ming may not rend it. It is 80 with man and misfortune.
 q T T No matter what happens, keep on hoping and trying. Despair is the height Of folly.
 a T q a, public is like h-arel Ji apples --ail gre not good and c--J few are perfect.
 < [ < A clear conscience never has to brush red hairs from it's coat.
 BYRON WILLIAMS.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01

A Harvard professor wants to com municate with Mars by mean of mir TOTS. If he tries it he will find that they will appeal to Mars quite as much as to Venus.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01
STAG CANON FUEL COMPANY

Dawson Coal and Coke. UnesceiIed for Domestic Purposes
 Ask Your Dealer For It. General Sales Office E. ?. & s. w. Building, Fl Paso, Texas.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-05-01

in the Central sta ton showed II o'clock in tn c night.
 "S.-ll we turn in or ak it over?" asked Vii son. as { h ey handed their grips to the porter on the Pullman.
 I'd like to have you take a look through tn { fish ing kit of mine tJ see if l have for gotten anything said Patch. Let's smoke a cisaf- and then 10 the hay!'
 In the smoking apartment { h e y foun d coavivial spirits, and q man who manufactured cement. The man told all abo.it this being the age Of cemSt. the epoch in the worlds his tory wien the scarcity of wood was forcing us 10 build of the rocG. There was moGey in making cement, too, tho manufac- turer admitted. when questioned
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|yiinSsExmp. |xtiIHs x1hp
eettina Rich Quick,

Wilson and Patch left the great pulsing city behind just as the cloci
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NOTICE.

reward of $500 will be paid for tnformation leading to the arres. and conviction O. the parties stealing T1e -le-iew from subscribers
 THE BiSBEE DAILY REVIEW.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28
BACK PANEL ON SLEEVE.

No sooner had a line OF buttons
made its appearance down the back of
the sleeve from shoulder to wrist than
all manner OF trimming along this
line put in its appearance.
Rosettes, fiat bows, embroideries and
several rows OF buttons sprang into
fashion as a trimming from shoulder
to wrist.
The most popular OF these now is the
two Inch panel. 1t is made OF net on
cloth sleeves, of embroidered net on
transparent sleeves, of tucked satin
on silk and wooden fabrics.
The cloth sleeve, tight fitting from
shoulder to wrist, Is very much en-
.liyened by a two-inch panel OF tucked
filet net either OF cream or in the color
of the cloth. Tt must show the arm OF
course; women have given UP all idea
OF swathing this part Of the body this
season.
Transparent sleeves are the rule,
and in comparison with them the panel
OF net Is harmless.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28
4Hefo, dc VAN story.

From the Louisville Courier-Journal
One of the newspaper correspond
ents who has beer here for a long time
was telling a story the other day about
old Robert Hammer. a negro who was
porter at the executive offices under
three governors OF Kentucky. Robert
came here with Governor Blackburn
and stayed under Governor Knott and
Governor Buckner. The old negro
once was put UP as a stake I'm q poker
game and lost by his master. The old
negro frequently told the story in abou
this way:
my young master was pretty much
of a gambler and he went to New Or
leans, where, at the Pfckwick club, they
played for pretty high stakes. One
night my young marster was playing
there and he vas losing, I was stand
ing by him waiting on him or handing
him cigars and drinks, and once he
draws three kings. The other man had
a good hand, too, and they bet back and
forward and cross until my oun
marster was broke and had up all he
had. He looks around at me and sen
to the other man:
Will you take dis niger for $500?
Yes seq the other mar They
showed der hands and my young mar
ster says:
DE nigger's yours
well, / felt queer, sir, and / didn't
know whut to do or say. The man seq:
You keep the niger wild YOU until
you gets ready to leave. and den leave
him ter me-
Along about dis time de old marster
come to Orleans and paid out the young
marster, but they didn't say moth
i'm about me. When dey wus ell er go
ing back home I went to de boat and I
lsaid to the old marster:
"T amt going. cause de young mar
,ster's done lose me in a poker game
dis made de old marster mad. and
he says TO my young marster:
How much did you lose him forr
And de young marster seq: Five hun
dred dollars The old marster CAV me
$500 and seq:
go pay dat dere man N come on
back home / sure wuz glad"
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seriously as does President Roosevelt.
When not engaged with affairs of state
he is enjoying exercise out OF doors.
The kaiserin shares all OF these past
times with him, because she believes
in fresh air and has a horror of gAt-
ting stout. When they were first mar
ried, she rarely let a day go by without
riding or driving with the emperor. and
she has kept up this practice.
In Berlin they often are seen riding
their horses or driving in the park. She
has her own stables, selects her horses,
and gives her own orders governing
their care. When younger she said that
she lever saw a horse she was afraid
TO mount, and the harder they We're
to govern the better she liked them.
She is n Of the few queens who are
members of a royal guard, and she can
GO through a drill as well as a man.
The mpress also Is fond OF playing
tennis, and has a beautiful court at
Potsdam. She has had several unfor-
tunate accidents while playing this
game. Only a few months ago while
playing she fell, and il was thought at
first she had suffered some serious In
jury. The king begged her TO give up
this sport, at least for a while, but she
could not bear the idea.
The empress is known throughout
Europe for her splendid complexion.
One day a royal friend complimented
her on this fact. when the empress
answered: II shall give you my recipe
plenty of fresh air and exercise"
The emperor also believes in this
doctrine, and all outdoor sports have
played an important part in his chill
dren's education.
Queen Victoria Eugene. OF Spain, IL
she were not a queen. could well be
dubbed a boy" FOR she is always ready
to rough IL. The king and queen walk
miles every day, and she mas taught
him TO play an excellent game Of ten
mis-. She is learning to play golf, is en-
thusiastic about 1t, and says that he
must learn. Before she was married
she did more reckless things When a
young girl she acted as stoker and en-
CINE driver n 9 in the country,
Though the young queen OF Holland
has few aesthetic tastes in common
with her consort, they meet in the
fields. They are both skilled In man
aging horses, and he cannot suggest a
queen was q young girl she always
begged for the most reckless horses.
When the queen-mother opposed this
she often explained, mo, I must teach
them that ] am their mistress"
The tsarina OF Russia inherits her
sisters love for outdoor life, but the
conyentionahties OF court limit her
pleasures. Her court ladies were much
shocked when she told the tsar that she
wanted a billiard table. BY means OF
her splendid tact she succeeded in get
ting some OF her ladies-in-waiting to
enjoy the n She has wonderful
saddle and driving horses.
She can mount and disinount with
all the ease and grace natural TO a we'll
trained officer. She rides horseback
until the snow and cold force her into
a sleigh. A few years ago she had a
tennis court laid ct one of her country
houses. But her ladies-in-waiting were
SO Mortified at seeing her chase after
a bah that she never again suggested
playing tennis.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28
JOY WORK
And the Other Kind.

And the Other Kind.
Did you ever stand on a prominent
corner at an early morning hour and
watch the throngs OF people on their
way to work. Noting the number who
were forcing themselves along because
It meant their daily bread, and the 9th
ers cheerfully and eagerly pursuing
their way because OF love Of their work.
1t is a fact that ones food has much
to do with 1t. As an example:
II an engine has poor oil, Of a boiler
is fred with poor coal, a bad result Is
certain, isn't it2
Treating your stomach right IL the
keystone that .sustains the arch OF
health's temple and you win find
"Grape-Nuts' as a daily food 10 the
most nourishing and beneficial you can
use.
We have thousands OF testimonials.
real genuine little heart tbrobs, from
people who simply tried Grape-Nuts out
Of curiosity-as a last resort-with the
result that prompted the testimonial.
III you have never tried Grape-Nuts
it's worth while Il give 1t a fair, i'm
par sial trial. Remember there are mill
ions eating Grape Nuts every day-they
know, and we know II you win use
Grape Nuts every morning your work
10 more likely to be joy-work. because
O can keep well. and with the brain
wen neurished work Ii a Joy. Read
the road to wellville. Ia every pack
aRe-Theres a Reason
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The Crime of ''iEtEi E =: "
e.! ~. the Boulevard

automatic. Very weary, he at last said;
ut is so good to sleep
II would see him tomorrow. I would
try again tomorrow to awaken in him
the desire which now seem5d dulled.
Tomorrow his emo would have re-
turned, and I'm some or his books where
l-e had Qike the Arabs who put their
harvests In silosD pleaced his reasure
he would find the fortune intended for
his daughter.
Tomorrow 1t is the word one re-
peats most often, and which one has
the least right to use.
II saw Revere only after he was
dead, with his throat cut-assassinated
by whom? The man whom you have
arrested has travelled much. He comes
from a distance. Revere was consul
at ES1enos Ayres, and o know that he
said to me the last day ! saw him. 4
have known many rascals in my life,'
which seemed very simple when n
thinks OF the way he had lived.
This Is the truth. monsieur. I ought
to have told you sooner. ! repeat that
1 had b weakness OF wishing TO keep
the VOW given to my dead friend. ! had
the name or a woman TO betray, the
name of a man, too, innocent OF Ro-
vere's fault. And then, again. IT seemed
TO me that this truth ought to become
known OF itself. When%I was arrested,
- SOAN Va AO0AAoAa 0Aah hi6BQ iiiC W
see how far the absurdity OF the charge
could accumulate against me eemin
proofs. 1 am a gambler. That was a
part i played against you. or, rather,
against the foolishness OF destiny. L did
not take a second thought that the
error could be a lasting one. I had,
moreover, only a word to say, but this
word. l repeat. l hesitated to speak. and
! willingly supported the
OF this hesitatiOn even becaIlee this
word was a name.1
THAT name" said NJ. emory. Il have
not asked YOU
Il refused II to the magistrate" said
JACQUES Dantin, hut / confide 1t 70 the
man of honorl"
There is only a magistrate here"
M. Ginory replied, ''but the legal in
curry has its secrets. as life has"
And Jacques Dantin gave the name
which the one whom Louis Pierre Ro-
we're called Marthe bore as her rightful
name.
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considered as belonging to an early -
riod Of her career, Miss Katherine has
known all kinds of wild animals, some
In plaster, others in metal and many In
terra Gotta. The model of this n she
saw UP in the Bronx Geological park,
where he was ~clasping paws with his
brother and swinging backward and
forward In a rythmical way. On her
return home she put on her apron and
fashioned from clay Just such a bear.
and when he starts to go solemnlS to
and fro there is no stopping him.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28
TO ( A FLANNEL

When In need or hot fiannels In
ase OF sickness, when there is not hot
water ready, wiring out flannel In cold
water, Fold. and place In a paper bag,
pinning 1t together, then put on top
OF the stove. with a cover under II
lest the stove burn the paper. The
water win Don turn TO steam and q
hot cloth wit be the result without
the drip OF water. This placed IN q
warm, dry flannel Will prove a great
comfort
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28

Mr.. Knox will be our fourth non
byllable secretary Of state since 1897.
he succeeds Roots, who succeeded
Hay, who succeeded Day. The earlier
In~onosyIlablic secretaries Of state were
Smith, Clay, Cass, Black, Fish and
Blaine. Only one secretary Of state
Frelinghuysen-had a four syllable
name. There are seven t~hree-syllable
names in the list and 81 t~wo-syllabls
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28

Great Britain would like to rid IT
self or rats. Recently a d~eputation
from he Incorporated Society for the
Destruction of Vermin. headed by Sir
flames Mrichton Browne and the Duke
Df Bedford, waited upon Lord Caring
ton at the Offices OF the British board
Of agriculture and urged him to APP
point a commission TO inquire into the
destruction Of crops by rats.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28
Nem Kind "a erandfather.

Josiah Quincy, h prominent Boston
politician. was walking neal the city
hall, when he heard an Irish laborer
accost another thus:
That's Josiah Quincy"
AN who's Josiah Quincy? =" the 9TH
err asked,
II niyer see such ignorance" rejoined
the first. Hes the grandson OF the
statue you see in the yard"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28

only One .sBRoMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BRoMo oUfNINE. Look
for the signature OF E. w. GROVE. Used ths
World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. Use.
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nrnm Pink.Mn-1fn

From Pick-Me-Up.
The Strengthening place 10 consid-
cred pretty healthy. isn't II?
The Native-'Ealthyl Lor' bless yer,
yes sir. It's always full of invalids.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28

New York, Special: Youngest OF ali
the sculptresses is Miss Katherine
Deming, aged 10 years, daughter OF
Edwin w. Deming, and her first work,
duly cast In bronze. was shown at her
fathers exhibition OF Indian and wild
animal paintings and sculptures In his
studio, at No. 5 Macdougal alley.
She has been modelling ever since
she can remember, and THE Rocking
Bear which is much admired, is a
~statuette which was completed more
than q year ago, and is therefore to be
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-01-28
KnowIodae.

Mabel (testing the wisdom Of the grown
ups)-weIl, how did Martin Luther diet
Uncle Jim-Die? Oh, IN the ordinary way,
suppose. Mabel-Oh. uncle! you really
don't know anything. He was excom-
municated by q bull.-Sketch.
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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1909-01-22

and made me feel like new person,
and IL shall always have my praise"
Mrs. w. y. VALENTINE, p02 Lincoln
Avenue. Camden, N. j.
Gardiner, Me - 81 was great suf-
ferer from female disease. The doe
tor said ] would have to 60 10 the
hospital for an operation, but Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound com
pletely cured me In three months. ~
MRS. ). A. WILLIAMS. II. II. ID. No. IA,
Box 80, Gardiner Me.
Because your case Is difficult one,
doctors having done you no good,
do not continue 10 suffer without
giving Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial. II surely has cured
many cases Of female ills. such as In
llammati0n, liberation, displacements,
hbToid tnmors, Irregularities, periodic
pains, backache, that bearing.down
feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner.
vous prostYation. II costs but trife
70 try Il, aud the result IL worth mil
lions 10 many suffering women.
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DAT STRAW WASTE.

A farm byproduct that should be
handled much more economically than
at present and which viii have to be
80 handled II the present upward
trend Of land prices continue IL oat
straw. Feed tests show that 300
pounds of bright oat straw ere equal
to 100 pounds Of timothy hay, yet the
way 1t is handled by many a farmer
would lead to the belief that II had no
feeding value-in fact, was a sort Of
nuisance and bugbear. Cut at the
proper time before 1t gets too ripe and
properly stacked. the oat or other
straw which is produced on the aver
age may be made an important source
for supplying humus TO the soil, while
handled to advantage In the stables
and feed lots It may be converted into
tons and tons Of most valuable fer
tilizer. which nine farms out Of ten are
In dire need of. Coupled with these
uses its value as a portion Il the
roughage for horses, cattle and sheep
should be kept in mind
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vIAoL CURES CHRONIC COUSINS,
COLDS AND BRONCHITIS
Alter Other Remedies Fail

Il have been troubled with a chronic
cold and bronchitis for long time
and have tried many remedies without
finding relief Through the kind sug-
gestion OF friend ! tried vInol, and
after taking four bottles, am entirely
cured" A. II. Wilde, 733-Sth Avenue,
Minneapolis, MINI.
s. Mcdonald. lat w. Congress
st. Paul, MINI, writes: Il con.
tracted q severe cold last winter and
thought would never get rid OF II. |
tried Vinol as last resort, and It has
completely cured me-"
Vinol combines two world-famed
tones, the healing, medicinal proper
ties OF cod liver oil and tonic iron, de-
llciously palatabie and agreeable 70 the
weakest stomach. For this reason,
vinol Is unexcelIee as a strength-
builder for old people. delicate chill
dren, weak and rundown persons, af-
ter sickness and for Chronic Coughs.
Colds and Bronchitis.
FOR SALE BY
SHAW DRUG CO.
WESTMINSTER, MD.
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QuIt CIrareltes and nIed.

Hazleton. Ind, Jan. l1--As the re-
suit of keeping New Years resolu-
ton, in which he gave up the use OF
cigarettes, Edward Lane, 20 years old.
died today. He was addicted to ex-
cessive smoking and was urged TO
stop them with the new year. SO ae-
customed had the young man become
to the use that the denial affected his
nervous system seriously.
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The waste Involved in the stacking
Of hny In slipshod manner In low,
misshapen stacks In the open II would
be difficult TO measure in dollars and
cents. Suffice II 10 say that II reaches
an enormous amount each season. In
many instances the loss In value as a
result OF exposure and deterioration I'm
quality runs from 10 90 40 per cent In
some sections Of the west central
states. The time is at hand when bet.
ter methods should prevail n the own.
er OF hay land II 10 receive return
commensurate with the value Of his
land and the work which he devotes
TO the handling OF the hay crop.
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Hardly greater contrast could ex-
LIST in the matter of the quality and
nutritive value of live stock feeds than
that to be noted between succulent
silage and the bleached and tattered
leaves hanging from stalks left stand
ing in the open fields. This difference
is striking to causal observer and
probably still more fully appreciated
by the farm animals who have had
both the forms Of the corn plant for
a steady ration.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1909-01-22

Because the state of New York il
not extensive In area folks arc some.
times prone 20 underestimate her I'm.
portnnce as an agricultural state II
Is we'll to remember that she ranks
first in the value OF hny. dairy prod.
ucts, potatoes. buekwheat. beans. farm
forest products. vegetables, small
fruits. flowers and plants and second
in honey. finx. orchard products and
grapes. This Is a splendid showing
and one that the people OF the state
may we'll feel proud
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The department Of soils ut the Uni
versity Of Wisconsin has obtained very
excellent results In growing hay on
peat lands. Near Marinettc as high as
three and three-quartcr tons OF mixed
timothy and alsike hay per acre were
grown the past season on plots treated
with load Of ashes and 300 pounds 81
acid phosphate Other fertilizers re.
suited In yields Of from one and half
to three tons per acre. while untrcnicd
land produced less than three fcurths
OF ton per acre.
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TO CREDITORS.

This is 10 give notice that the sub.
scribcr has obtained from the Orphans
Court Of Carroll county. IN Maryland,
letters tcstamentary on the Personal
Estate Of
HENRY Y. kEENY.
late Of Carroll county, deceased. All
persons having claims against the de-.
ceased are hereby warned 20 exhibit the
same, with the voasheys thereof legally
authenticated, 10 the subscriber. on or
before the sth day Of August. 1900:
they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit Of said estate.
Given under my hand this ith day Of
January. 1909.
HENRY P. KEENY,
jan sat Executor,
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legal Advertisements
400 EQUITY.

In the ciraui, Court fas Carroll Csun,y.
Eawassl o. wsant. Trussss. ~. Twin q. caitsos.
Defendant
0risSui thia 18th day u January, A y 1000
that the aeessHt 81 Tho Auditor hlad IN thss eaass
b. finally ratified ard c0nAFulsd unless cause 10
TIE rnatfafY thereof ~ ah1Sn On o. sefofe 10
lat day ~ February Rsst provided COPY n thli
order - lnH@ftp To- tua successive Nrxka hsfnfe
shs laat nafn1i day in me nswspApev Published
In Carroll county.
DAVID ?. sMEisER. Clerk.
TFas CaHy Test
an ts n DAVID y AMEfGER CIsfk
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Doctor bills during the winter
months are quite likely to BIZ in In
verse ratio to the number OF tight
fitting storm windows which are
placed on the sleeping rooms OF the
home. Fresh air is a cheap preven-
tive and remedy for many Of the ills
which doctors are called to attend, a
fact that but comparatively few peo-
pie as yet recognize In practical
way.
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this valuable medi-
cine, LydiaE. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. / sui
fered from terrible
headaches, pain In
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and so
weakIcould hardly
$ tand. Lydia Il.
Pinkham's gegeta-
BILE Compound re-
stored me 70 health