The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-03


 In spite of severe sorf throat. the m0cking birds of Magnificent Mont gomery are starting up songs these It seems that talk for war balloons by Congress wasn't all hot air after all. as the bill calling for an appropria- ton of half million dollars was Parson Snowfall says. l"De possoms am all walkip' light an. steppin' scat ads ds sHs e Msss ossy bst rsas H s S;s self g pussOn oD inHortance,
 Going from a possum dinner in 'At- lanta to an alligator supper in Tlofida pan into the fire. Brother Taft. Even the plumber doesn't find Ilfe 2 lead pipe ctneh. much as people think ne aces.
 It takes a blind kitten nine days to get it's eyes open. VIII the class h Iong 1t wiii take blind tiesrg to sdo tn iiksw,ss 2 sFa.s sftsE Grs DFoaie s'lon shasge
 i1T sTp+le. 's-Es slsSsS SagiSesi The cruiser Birmingham having been presented with a handsome silver set, can now steam proudly on the seas fully remembered by the city for which she was named. ssa ss
 If Bulgaria and Turkey don't De- have they may both De put uuder q Because it is called the .unwritten law is no sign that there won't be col- unns upon columns written about it.
 One reason next door neighbors are so seldom neighborly. Is because they see each others washing on the line and make remarks about It. ing your mouth shut than by opening when, 2 bachelor sees that soft. pity ing look come into a woman's eyes his he realizes all at once, if he IS wise, that 1t Is then time to make e noise like crawnsh. if woman but realized it. Somehow or other the average man is mortally afraid of . hat pin.
 What is so rare as 2 steak half d0ne' Every now and, then we meet with a sweet young thing who ups and pipes in a high treble voice that she had rather dance than eat. But if you lead her to feed after the dance, Is over fair. though? .N%
 We know woman who doesn't care fl her shoe pinehes or if the price pinches ankle, which is shApeiy. to keep the police from pinchfng her. < A young woman passenger rescued from the Republic, vessel in recent collision on the high seas. wore a cloak out stockings, while clasped tightly In her hand was a bunch of violets that she had fingered long enough to save The guy Tho9 gave her those violet: more than fiattered to death.
 Man can net live by bread alone nol with anyone else. either Queem e the Studs. Queen O the Studs Is she, Is she. This red-haiTed Celt, this Maggie Nc. ' With her deviiish roguish eye. (Policeman Flynn sends glances fret l As he goes parading by.) Queen O the Studs. she rubs and wiring. | A smile upon her face.
 And as she wrings she sweetly sings Contented with her place. ,- (Ach, faix, there's many a heart sht 1 wrings.
 Oh. she Is sure a easel Queen O the Studs. sh2 washes iuds,
 But that is nauGht to her She doesn't envy society buds,
 This life she'd much prefer, Who wouldn't with cops in fine bfuI
 dudS.
 A maxim eyes at her?
 -P. H. A.
 Here is q poetical invitation from | rural correspondent of The Whitset Courier:
 From Barnes Trail to .'Possum Trot
 You're shore to be a winner; You are invited to hot
 literary dinner.
 Welcome to GeorEia's noble, men
 Who made the country blossom, | (Gentlemen, Is; Ladies. 1O);
 Spareribs and 'possum."