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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
A Mans Opinion,

IF we had women for judges" said
the lady with the square jaw, few di-
vorces would be granted"
Yes" replied the horrid man.
They'd be so eager to hear the sean,
dalous details that it would never be
possible to get all the evidence in"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
One Thinq She Was Sure OF.

Grace-Really, mother, you seem
cross this morning
Mother (sternly)-How often have l
told you not to let that young man
kiss you?
Grace-I don't know, mother, but
certainly not as often as he has
kissed me.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
An Extraordinary Actor.

II can't understand why you should
refer to Rantingham as an extraor
binary actor. saw him last night,
and he seemed to me to possess very
little real ability"
1T is not his ability that makes him
extraordinary The fact is that he
has never been sued for divorce nor
gone into bankruptcy. "-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
Cherries Outlok.

The daughter-What objection ha' e
YOU to my marrying him. mamma?
The Mother-Because, dear,
think you can do better,
But cant l always do better?"-
Life.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Mrs Acker-You really ought to
let me get enough of that spring ma
terial to make me a new dress.
Mr.. Acker-Why?
Mrs. Acker-Well, it's reduced to
only SO cents
Mr.. Acker-And so is my bank ac
count
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
The City of Thousand Tongues.

"Why do you devote so much time
to the study of the languages? Are
you going to study abroad?"
mo. want to be equipped to carry
on an intelligent conversation with
any one I may happen to meet in New
York. "-Washington Star.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
Lots Else.

Yeast-Did your wife get time on
that new hat she's just bought?
Crimsonbeak-No but it looks as If
she'd got about everything else on Il!
-Yunkers Statesman,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Time is the best test. For over fifty
years Hamlins Wizard Oil has been the
most popular remedy in the United States
for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia
and all pain and inflammation.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

aud how TO cure
them. Mrs. w. G..
Davis, of Groesbeck,
Texas, says: Back
aches hurt me SO |
could hardly stand.
Spells of dizziness
and sick headaches
were frequent and
the action of the kid.
news was irregular.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
y I. !. r ID MA
For Catarrh OF the Throat Of Two
Years Standing.

81 was afflicted for two years with
catarrh of the throat. At first II was
very slight, but every cold took made
it worse.
81 followed your directions and in a
very short time began to improve. !
took one bottle and am now taking
my second. ! can safely say that my
throat and head are cleared from Ca
tarrh at the present time, but ! still
continue to take my usual dose for a
spring tonic, and find there is moth
ing BETTER Mrs. w. Pray, geo
Twelfth St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
Ambiquous.

What sort of time did you have in
your automobile trip"
"Oh, we had perfectly killing
timei"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Cholly-Me deah boy, why do you
have that bandage round your head?
Reggie-A thought struck me, old
chappie!
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
Red, Weak, Weary, wntery Eyes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Fry Murine in Your Eyes AT Druggists.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Although vanity is supposed to be a
feminine trait, one doesn't have TO
scratch very deep to find II in man.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
Economy.

Son What is the meaning of econ.
omy?
Mother-Economy, my son. is going
without something you do want in
case some day you should want some
thing which you probably won't want.
Life.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
THE WRETcHEs.

Uncle---How is It, young man. that
you failed again in your examination?
Nephew-Why, the wretches asked
me the very same question | could not
answer last year,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
Ask Your Druggist for Aliens Foo.-ease.

'T tried ALIENS FOOT-F,ASE recent
~, and have just bought another supply.
1t has cured my corns. and the hot. burn
ing and itching sensation In my feet which
was almost unbeatable, and l would not
be without II now.-Mrs. w. J. Walker.
Camden, N. j." Sold by all Druggists, 25c.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Ethel-Fred called me dream last
night
last week Fred was telling me what
awful dreams he had!
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Ninety per cent. of the neuralgia
headaches are attributed to eye de-
fects.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22
AILlNe WOMEN.
Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kid
neys VIII Keep You Well.

Sick, suffering. languid women are
learning the true cause of bad backs
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

For 80 years Lydia Il. Pinlkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures tn its credit.
MggESs1s If the slightest trouble appears which
SBanSR you do not understand, write To Mrs.
Pinkham at Lynn, Mass, for her advice it is
free and always helpful.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-04-22

Arthur-There's nothing like hug
ging the stove these cool nights.
Marion-I guess you haven't had
much experience.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
Minor & Company
GOOD GOODS

We have just received a ship
ment of Ladies Suits, Goats and
Capes by Express.
The very newest things shown
and all mighty pretty.
Drop in and see them when
you have the time. Well show
them to you gladly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
DREAM INSPIRATION.
intellectual Achievements Born Of
Visions In Sleep.

intellectual Achievements Born Of
Visions In Sleep.
1t is we'll known. says Fl. Addington
Bruce in Success Magazine. that
dreams have stimulated men to re-
markable intellectual achievements
and have even supplied the material
for these achievements. Thus Cole
ridge composed "Kublai Khan" in a
dream. Tartini got his ''Devirs So
nata" from Il dream in which the devil
appeared and challenged him to mu-
sical competition. 1t was dream that
gave Voltaire the first cantO Of his
"Henriade." and Dante's "Divina Com
media" is likewise said to have been
inspired by a dream.
Many novelists on their own admis-
sion have obtained the plots for some
Of their best works from materials
provided in dreams. A particularly
impressive instance Is that Of Robert
Louis Stevenson. whose "Chapter on
Dreams" in his book ACROSS the
Plains" should be read by all who
would learn what dreams can do for
man intellectually. The solution Of
ba fling mathematical problems. the
ideas necessary to complete some In
vention. have been supplied by dreams
Occasionally the dreamer has been
known to rise in his sleep and jot
down the information thus acquired.
In such cases he usually forgets all
about the helpful dream and on awak-
ing is greatly surprised at finding the
that-as with the visions so potently
influencing health-it is possible for
drea ms to aid a man In an intellectual
way without his being consciously
aware Of them.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
PROMPT TO ACT.
A Man Who Seemed Always to Be
Ready For Emergencies.

To be ready for emergencies was one
Of the gifts of DR.. Samuel Gridley
Howe. the great teacher of the blind.
writes his daughter. Mrs. Laura E.
Richards. who has edited his Letters
and Journals" She gives several in
stances in which his quick action pre-
vented serious accidents.
Once at Green Peace my father was
going to drive with my mother and my
sister Florence in closed carriage
with large window in front.
AS the driver was mounting the box
he dropped his whip and got down to
recover it, This startled the young
horses. and they bolted down the
driveway.
My father tried to open the big win
dow. but 1t stuck fast. He flashed
through the plate glass as if it had
been paper and. catching up the reins.
stopped the runaways in less time than
1t takes to tell 1t.
When Thomas came running up.
white and breathless. he found doc
tor" quietly shaking the bits Of glass
from his coat and hat and explaining
to my terrified mother that he went
so quick there was no time to get cut"
Still another memory of my mothers
shows his quickness in different
way. He was walking along Washing
ton street one day when a furious dog
rushed at him and bit his hand severe
~.
There was no Pasteur institute In
the forties. Ny father instantly raised
up the skin and flesh Of the bitten part
and. holding it firmly. entered the
nearest apothecary's shop.
Cut this piece ofY." he said briefly.
The apothecary exclaimed in horror.
He could not. he would not. without q
surgeons order 1t was out Of the
question.
II am a surgeon" said my father.
"and command you to cut 1t or"
1t was cut of. My father dressed
the wound with his other hand and
went about his business.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
MOORISH SOLDIERS.
Their Methods In Battle and Their
System Of Signals.


At fighting on horseback the Moors
are adopts and extremely mobile. But
they are inc0rriglbly lazy and seldom
Indulge in night attack. When they
attack in force the horscmen usually
give lift to the foot soldiers who ac-
company them or allow them to run
alongside and hold OH to Il stirrup iron.
The mounted men then make II charge.
wheel round and retire and make way
for the footmen. who crawl along the
ground. almost Invisible. and who rise
to the attack il they come within strik-
ing distance Of the enemy. AS rule,
the Rifiians prefer to lure detached
parties into an ambush or detie and
thus intlict heavy loss upon them. The
mounted men seldom dismount to fire.
and their firing. being from the sad
die. Is very inaccurate. Should the ad
vance Of the white troops be slow or
hesitating the Moors effect bold
combination between horsemen and
footmen and generally succeed in in
ficting heavy losses on their enemy.
The prime tactics of the MoOrs are to
delay the advance of an enemy as
much as possible by mounted rifle fire
until they can discern its extent and
direction and subsequently to try en-
veloping the advancing force. The
tribes also indulge in sniping. but not
to a very great extent. and they also
fight individually. They do not neglect
opportunities for stratagem and can
effect some very clever ruses. They
are also guilty Of abusing the services
of the white flag in action.
The Moorish intelligence, system is
an excellent one, and the tribes are
seldom without Information regarding
the movements of an enemy. They
have also an excellent system OF sig
mailing ut night by means Of small fires
dotted about the hills and ravineS.
which are obscured and revealed in
accordance with an ingenious code of
signals known to hemSelves.-Chicago
News.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
STUDY OF JAPANESE.
Difficulties Of the Spoken and the
Written Language.

Difficulties Of the Spoken and tbs
Written Language.
Army officers who are thinking OF
taking mp he study OF Japanese should
pause before they attempt the task
and ask themselves whether they have
a peculiarly strong linguistic aptitude
Even the Japanese find their language
very difficult. The Anglo xons who
growl about the difficulties of our spell
ing and favor the simpliied system
would never live II they had to under
so what the subject OF the mikado suf-
fers In the matter OF language.
1t takes a japanese child seven years
to- learn the essential parts of the
alphabet. There are 2l4 signs which
serve the same purpose as initial let
ters in English dictionaries. Then
after you have tracked down in one OF
these 24l signs some part Of the char.
acter for which you are about to
table darkest Africa ahead of you.
The pompous first personal pronoun is
avoided whenever it Is possible in
speaking japanese. II it must be
used it is introduced casually. but gen.
orally the abstract noun "selishness"
serves in its stead.
For example. japanese would not
say. Il don't drink wine,' but Wine
don't drink" or, If this Is not clear
enough, "Selfshness wine don't drink"
Reference to your possessions must be
deprecatory. Thus If a man wishes to
point out his own residence he says.
THAT miserable house." which. Of
course, could refer to no other than his
own.
On the other hand. "That beautiful
house" would easily identify the house
as belonging to some one else. More
over. any one who wishes to learn
japanese must be prepared to learn
two languages-the written and the
spoken The one differs 50 materially
from the other that if q Japanese is
reading book or newspaper and
wishes to do 50 aloud it becomes nee
essary for him to translate the written
words into the colloquial. 10 be able
to read any OF the higher class Japa
nese newspapers it Is necessary to
master at least from $500 to 5000
ideographs. Army and Navy Journal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
Dird's Milk.

II fed him with birds milk" This
curious expression was used BY the
old sultan Of Turkey. while a prisoner
90 his way to Saloniki. with reference
to his brother Moha mined. bis prede-
cessor on the throne. Abdul Hamid
was lamenting his own fate and tell
ing bis captors how little he deserved
1t and how kind he had been to bis
brother. Il fed him with birds milk"
he said. as IL that were the greatest
kindness he could show. What is
birds milk? Not the Turkish equiva-
lent Of the milk Of human kindness.
but European brand Of condensed
milk bearing on the can a picture OF
bird on a nest.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Isolated Tract-Public Land Sale.
Serial No. O46li

United States Land Office. The Dalles, Oregon
November lst, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that. as directed by
the Commissioner of the Genera, Land Office
under provisions of Act of Congress approved
June u, 1906, Pubhc-No. SOS. we will offer a.
ublic sale. to the highest bidder at $3.50 clock
n. IN on the l1th day of December, 1909 next.
at this office, the following tract f land, to
wit: NWl4 SEA Sec. ~, Te. ; R2lEw.M
Any persons claiming adversely the above de-
soribed lands are advised to file their claims,
or objections. on or before the day I4bove desig.
mated for sale.
NoN Dec9 c. w. MOORE. Register.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Isolated Tract Public Land sale.
Serial No IDA

Isolated Tract -Public Land Sale.
Serial No. i6-3
United states Land Office, The DaIles, Oregon.
October - 1879
Notice Is hereby" given that, as directed by
the Commissioner of the General LAID Office,
under provisions of Act of Congress approved
suue q, 1905. Public-No. 30S we will offer at
public sale, to the highest bidder. at 10 o'clock
a. m. on the 9TH day Of December. 1909 next.
at this Office, the following tract of land to wit:
sws Nw14 Sec, "a TIP. R2IEwM.
Any persons claiming adversely the above
described lands are advised to file their claims.
or objections. on or before the day above desig-
mated for sale.
Nova Dec CIV MOORE, Re tstsr.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04

Stock ranch; 200 acres; one OF the
best in Oregon, near Mitchell, Wheeler
Co., Oregon. All implements, tav,
milch cows and work horses. Price
$500 per acre. Terms.
8. F. ALLEN, Mitchell, Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
Notice 81 Dissolution.

Notice is hereby given that the &C..
heretofore existing between
Sherman Shaw ahd r. E. Eaton doing
business under tne firm name OF Shaw
& Eaton. was on October IL, 1909, dis
solved BY mutual consent, r. E. Eaton
retiring Sherman Shaw will assume
oil indebtedness and collect all bills.
SHERMAN SHAW
r. f. EATON
Hsppper, OreQod. Oct Der I2. 1909.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
TheWeek's News
Local and Personal Happenings
in and About the City.

Borg's. IT,
If you want that house moved
see J. Fl. Cox.
See that aluminium window at
Gillian & Bisbee's.
Grain drills and chop mills al
Gillian & Bisbee's.
County court is now in session
at the court house..
John Harbke came up from
Portland, Saturday.
Highest cash price paid for hides
,pets and furs. Phil Cohn.
Mrs. G. A. Rhes, of Portland, is
visiting relatives in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stacy Roberts
drove in from Hardman, yesterday.
Brighten up your house with
that hygienic kalsomine at Gillian
Bisbee's.
That aluminium cooking ware
at Gillian & Bisbee's is something
wonderful.
Gillian & Bisbee are still selling
cement at S3.50 a barrel; lime 50. so.
Spot cash.
S. A. Harris, Of the Hardman
country was in Heppner the first
of the week.
r. S. Bradley, of McMinnville,
a former Morrow county farmer is
visiting in the city.
Johnny Kenny started the first
of the week for Ireland where he
will visit for some time.
Mrs. H. w. Fell who was oper.
:ated on for appendicitis at the
Heppner Sanitarium is improving.
Mary johnson, an accomplished
Swedish girl, is looking for posi-.
ton. She wants a home where
Folger's Golden Gate Coffee is
used.
The ladies Of the Home Mission
Society, M. E. church South, met
at the home of Mrs. Hendricsop
last Tuesday afternoon. 1t was
decided to hold their annual ba-
zaar about December Is, at some
convenient place. A goodly num-
ber were in attendance, and many
matters of Importance discussed.
-Four new members joined the 60
ciety. They planned to give a tea
at the parsonage on Tuesday even.
ing, November 16. The parson
and his wife will take pleasure in
explaining the process of renova-
tion which has been going on in
the parsonage.
There should be q good attend.
auce rext Tuesday evening at the
mass meeting to be held at the
council chamber for the purpose
OF recognizing Heppner's volun-
teer fire department. The old or
ganization which at one time was
the very best aud able to compete
with the average raid department,
like: all other old organizations has
become scattered. Some of the
faithful old guards are gettidg past
the sprinting time of life, and new
and younger blood would add 70
the efficiency of the company. The
people should offer some induce.
ment to create interest, for surely
there is no matter of greater i'm.
portance.
buffalo Bill" one of the. orig
inal Americans from the Columbia
river tribe was in Heppner the
first of the week. Bill is one o.
tae big Siwash horse men and ac-
cording to hls'story has 900 head
OF horses ranginI in the sands of
the Columbia. When Bill was
asked if he had any money to loan
he drawled out grunt of disgust
and answered by saying: "No, me
lace horse man, me no got money"
The truth of Bills statement has
not baen doubted even by the pale
faced ''lace horse" men. Bill is
pretty foxy Siwash. Ordinarily
he talks pretty good English, but
it is said when he gets on the track
n L u lxl
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-11-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
q. =. Land ONCE at The Dalles. Oregon,
September 10. 1909.
Notice is hereby given that Arthur Finley. Of
Lexington, Oregon, who. on November %. 1902,
made H. E. No. 1889, for NE1l Sec. 81 T. 2 N.
4. 26 4. W. NJ, and June %, 1909, made addi-
tionsl homestead entry O27O4, act of Feb 10,
1909, for SE14 Section q. 7. 2. N. X. 26 E. W. M,
has filed notice Of intention to make final Ave
year proof, to establish claim to the land above
described. before j. p. Williams, U. 8. Com
missioner. at Heppner, Oregon, on the 25th day
of October. 1909.
Claimant names as witnesses
Lon Wattenburger and Charles Schmidt, both
OF Galloway, Oregon, William B. Finley, of
Lexington, Oregon, and John Kilkenny, of
Heppne-, Oregon.
Sep % Oct2l G. W. MOORE, Register.
Evening journal., 1909-06-02

straight hve-cent fare. This change will result in
increasing the revenue of the company by mill
lions, and there is suspicion that the grafters
and gangsters of Philadelphia will share in the
profits.
On the heels of this trouble comes the strike
of the carmen and according to reports they
have the situation in Philadelphia well in hand.
The Rapid Transit managers, with all the pow
erful aid given them by the organization OF
gangsters of the city, have been unable to break
the strike although it was predicted that 1t
would be broken within two days. On the 9TH
er hand the leaders of the strikers declare that
they prepared for a long seige.
That is the way it appears on the surface,
but the strikers .are contending against large
odds. They have no official source to which
they may make appeal. The so-called repre-
sentatives of the city in the management OF
the Transit Company are supporters of the
company and its avowed defenders. Under a
pretense that the law must be observed, they
will 90 to extraordinary lengths to crush out
the strikers and they will summon all the pow
erful influences of the organization of politi-
clans that rules the city to their aid
The president of the Central Labor Union
OF Philadelphia, has threatened to call gen
era sympathy strike in the city to aid the car
men, but it is doubtful if such call would be
obeyed 1t is. however. well that the Cen
trail Labor Union, of Philadelphia, has been
lined up with the car men, In the past 1t has
been suspected OF Deing under gang lnnuenCes'
The strikers appealed to the State Railroad
Commission, of Pennsylvania, but of course
the commission found that il was not ques-
ton which it could take up and advised an ap-
peal to the courts. The men would not be
likely TO get square deal by an appeal to eth
er the courts or the commission, as both are
creatures of the same political gang.
1t is difficult for any outsider to sympathze
with grievances that the people in Philadelphia
may complain of, especially where politics
figures and politics is involved in the present
disturbance The feeling of most people is that
Philadelphians deserve everything they get be,
cause they have for so many years tolerated
the gang that has ruled them. If the car men
and the Central Labor Union members had
swept this gang out of existence years ago. all
conditions in Philadelphia would have been bet
ter The people would have had their own rep
resentatives in the board of management of the
transit company and matters such as this strike
could have been easily adjusted.