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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-06
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This in addressing Mrs. Pinkham you con-
hding your private ills to a whose ex.
perence with womens diseases twenty-five years
The present Mrs. Pnkham daughter-in-law of ydia
Pnkha, for under her direction and has ever
since her deCease continued to advise women.
Many suffer in silence and drift along from bad
to knowing we'll that they ought have immediate
assistance, but natural modesty them shrink
from exposing themselves the questions and probable
examinations of their family physician. Such ques
tonng and examination is unnecessary. Without cost
you can consult woman whose knowledge from actual
experience is great.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-06

gone to St Louis where they will
spend three weeks.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-06

Women suffering from any form of female weakness
ted to promptly with Mrs Pnkham at Lynn
women. A freely talk of her private illness
to woman; thus has been established this confidence
between Mrs Pnkham and the women Of America which
has never been broken Never has she published tes
monal used letter without the of the
writer and has the company allowed these conf
dreds of thousands of them in their files will attest
Out of the vast volume of experience which Mrs Pink
has gained the very knowledge needed in YOUR csse
She asks nothing in return your good will and her
advice has helped thousands Surely any woman, rich
poor should be glad to take advantage of this
offer of assistance Address Mrs. Pnkham care of lydia
E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn. Mass
, 1909-09-23

Sale Of timber, Laramie, Wyoming,
September, Is, 1909. Sealed bids
marked outside IBID, Timber Sale
Application, September 13, 1909,
Cheyenne" and addressed to p. s.
Lovejoy, Forest Supervisor, Laramie,
Wyoming, will be received up to and
including October 18th, 1909, for all
merchantable dead timber standing
and down, and all the live timber
marked for cutting by the Forest Of
ficer, on a designated area of about 100
acres, located within Section 81,
Township Is North, Range 80 West,
9Th Principal Meridian, Cheyenne
National Forest, Wyoming, estimated
to be 100000 feet B. NJ. Of saw-timb-
er, log scale, more or less. No bid OF
less than 81. so per thousand feet b.
NJ. for the saw-timber will be consid-
cred and a deposit of $4,000 must be
sent to the Denver National Bank,
60. s. Depository, Denver, Colorado,
for for each bid submitted to the
Supervisor. Timber upon valid
claims is exempted from sale. The
right to reject any or all bids is re.
served, For further information and
regulations governing sales, address
the undersigned. P. S. Lovejoy
9-2S-10-21 Forest Supervisor,
Laramie, Wyoming
, 1909-09-23

Perhaps Cook did not, as Peary
say, discover the North Pole. Per
haps Peary has evidence to prove
that Cook did not reach the North
Pole. Perhaps. And perhaps Peary
did discover the North Pole, and SO
far, it is not disputed. But ever if
he did, he could have done nothing
that would that great feat with
dishonor more than his vehement de-
n%unciation of Cook. Peary may be a
fine man and ii great naval officer, but
he is lacking in the finer qualities of
ii gentleman, as is shown by his bit.
ter attack on DR.. Cook. His actions
seem childish and uncalled for and
his great achievement has been cloud
ed and his good name smirched be-
yond all hope of redemption.
, 1909-09-23

Business is a great educator
working for others often cripples In
born capacity and renders the In
dividual a mere working machine.
The man who works for himself un-
folds his powers and grows. His
faculties are all alert and every re-
source taxed to the utmost to bring
about pest results. The struggle to
get on develops the best that is In
manhood-these are the points In
favor of business life, but they are
by many risks.
, 1909-09-23

The letter of warning issued by
State Engineer Clarence 7. Johnston
to the Colorado parties who are plan
ming to divert the head waters of the
Laramie, in Wyoming, to lands in
Colorado, has the right ring. 1t is
certain that in d short time the Lara
ME river will be totally inadequate
i'll supplying water for Wyoming en-
terprises, but that will be due to nat
ural causes and not to the fact that
we have allowed Colorado to come
in and take it away from us. Mr..
Johnston Is to be commended for his
watchful care of the interests of Wyo-
ming people.
, 1909-09-23
stockholders Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the stockholders of
the Big Ten Copper Co. will be held
at the office of the company at 2
O'Clock p. m. of October End, 1909,
for the purpose of electing trustees
for the coming year and the transac-
ton of such other business as may
properly come before the meeting.
Dated, Saratoga, Wyoming, Sept. %,
1909. John Straberg,
9-23-9-3O Secretary
, 1909-09-23

The true name OF what is now csI,es
the American Beauty rose is tho
! e. Ferdinand .Jamain. The nam
American Beauty was given to tb,s
magnificent bloom by Field Bros n,
Washington. Why 1t should havs
been renamed no n now can
tell. although it is supposed that i,
was done in a measure to add Ia its
popularity. The remaining of it IA
said to have beer accidental in part
, 1909-09-23
Club and Hotel for Children

Paris has its infants club. where
the babe about town may spend ali
idle afternoon; but London m a
good second with a hotel for children.
Here, in suites of two rooms, the
children of the well-to-do may find a
town address while parents are travel
ing or enduring unamiable climates.
The guests range from atoms of a
month or so to veterans of eight or
nine. and each three have a day and
night nursery to themselves.
, 1909-09-23
Do You Want to
Make Money.

Mining, conducted inteligently
shows even better returns for the
money invested than stocks in
railways, banks, mortgages or real
estate The one essential thing to
be determined, is it a wild cat
scheme or one of merit, the Mag
nolia is not the former-but is the
latter. We have taken all the
chances and proven we have a
great money maker, but not po-
sessing sufficient capital to devel-
ope it, we have decided to incor-
porate and give our friends a
chance TO make some money with
us. We have placed a block of
stock on the market, consisting of
$4,000 shares to be sold at 10 cents
per share. This amount will be
used in developing the mine.
No more stock will be sold at
at this price. We feel confident
that a little money invested in this
stock will, in a short time, be sure
to return far greater returns than
you can hope for from other in
vestment. The possibilities are
unlimited. This is an opportunity
that seldom mn to a person.
al ready 10000 shares have been
subscribed for by Saratoga bust
ness men, and ii is our desire to
sell all of this block of stock here
if possible and have a home COM
pany. This stock will be sold on
easy payments, SO get in on the
ground floor while it is cheap.
One remarkable thing about the
Magnolia mine is, you have never
heard a man knock it. The reason
is, the showing is SO good they
can't. Any information you de-
sire will be cheerfully and truth
fully given by either
John w. Cluff or G. w. Scott.
, 1909-09-23
Thought Some One Had Knocked

A story of extraordinary deafness.
was unfolded at a recent meeting of a
medical society in Philadelphia. An
elderly woman, exceedingly hard nj,
hearing, lived the river. One af,
ernoon a warship fired a salute of ten
guns. The woman, alone in her lit.
tie house, waited until the BOOMING
ceased. Then she smoothed her dress
brushed her hair back in a quaint man
ner, and said, sweetly: Come I'M"
, 1909-09-23

Ancient Egyptians to save their eve,
decorated their eyelids with beautifuI
black. velvety anthony paint, which
protected from glare and Egyptian
sore eyes. The paint went back near
the a to end in a symbol or curly.
cue. Bad eyes get worse in too much
bright light. Tip suggests a similar
eye paint for roof sleepers, so the sun
will not waken them too early in the
morning.-New York Press.
, 1909-09-23

The assessed valuation of Carbon
County is now S14, $50, 716. Sc. That's
going some. The best of it is that
the railroads will pay about four or
five times the amount of the tax levy
than ever they did before. Now if
there was some way to throw the
whole burden of taxation on the rob-
her express companies life would he
worth living.
, 1909-09-23

There will be a big dance at the
Big creek ranch on the night of Oct
oder 18th, to christen the large new
barn just completed at that place.
Dancing space 36xS0 feet. Every
body in the country invited to come
and have a good time. Refreshments
served during evening.
Hunter, Casteel d Hunter,
BY Ira B. Casteel, Secretary
, 1909-09-23

The great mystery has at last been
cleared up. If any n asks you
"Who struck Billy Patterson" you
can tell him that it was DR.. AlbiD
Payne and that he did it about rs
years ago aud also that he did "a good
job when he knocked Patterson down,
for he was "a bully and richly deserv-
ed having his block knocked off.
, 1909-09-23

1t is true that every function of
body and mind slows up about 20 per
cent, and permanently, too, after six
months under the equator. Faster
telegraph operators sent from here to
New Orleans after a few months fail
percepti5ly in speed and never re-
cover.-New York Sun.
, 1909-09-23
Tea Possibilities,

81 have Just had an invitation to an
electrical tea to be given by a woman
doctor" said the bachelor girl. I'm
looking forward to it and wondering
what is going to happen to us
whether she will give us a little bat.
terry and let us entertain ourselves
make the tea on an electric stove. or
jus electrocute the bunch of u.s."
, 1909-09-23

Father" said little Solo. what is
a political trickster?' Il can't give
you a definition hat will cover all
varieties. But, in general terms. he
is a member of the opposition who
succeeds in having his own way"
, 1909-09-23
Men and Teams Wanted

l will pay $3.50 per day for teams
on ditch work and furnish feed for
teams. I will pay $3.50 per day for
men, they to board themselves. Call
on or address, j. F. Fuller,
Foreman of Ditch Construction
9-23-9-3O. French, Wyo.
, 1909-09-23
At a DISADVANTAGE.

IT'S all right to talk to some men
about climbing the ladder of success"
said a Newarker who is trying to raise
when a man is fiat OF the ground and
the ladder is standing on top of him, II
amt a fair line of preaching"
, 1909-09-23
PHILOSOPHY of Dress,

A. duchess may be as shabby as she
pleases, and, in spite of socialism and
a badly hanging skirt, she will remain
a power in the land; but the suburban
lady does not care to be seen with her
best friend if the latter be wearing an
o~ld-fashioned frock.-Black n White.
, 1909-09-23
No Chinatown Drunkards.

A drunken Chinese is a rare sigh,
in the streets of New York. The nm.
official government of Chinatown
which administers the high, the low
and the middle Justice inexorablv
takes care of this. After the first Of.
Tense John is warned. A petition in.
sures his deportation to China. The
DEGREES of Chinatown are always car.
ried out.
, 1909-09-23
Another Indication.

The public has some rights, at least
An Illinois judge says a woman who
has just eaten garlic may be effected
from a theater. However, it is i'm
piled that she may not be killed
Rochester Herald.
, 1909-09-23

Smoking in church is a Dutch Gus.
tom. Dutchmen are such inveterate
smokers that one Of them is seldom
seen without his pipe. Indeed. it Is
a fact that they find themselves I'm.
able to forego the Indulgence, even
for the short period Of a church sery.
ice.-The Sunday Magazine.
, 1909-09-23
liuht, Truth, Publicity.

There is no d~isinfectant like sun
light. There is no diplomacy like
plain speaking There is no financial
guarantee like publicity.-New YORK
Evening Post.
, 1909-09-23

Here is a hint on preventing the
smoke tina usually accompanies ad-
ding fresh fuel to an open fire or
crate. When adding the new wood
put it at the back. drawing the pieces
already burning to the front to keep
in the heat and prevent smoke.
, 1909-09-23
Frivolous Modern Society.

In the Victorian era a young Eng
fish was in the fashion if she
attended half a dozen balls in he
season. BY degrees her ambitions in
creased until now a dance every
night is not considered too much
Thus the number of nee during he
season has vastly increased.
, 1909-09-23

It is said that severe paroxysms OF
coughing may be arrested by giving
the patient a teaspoonful of glycerine
in a wineglass of hot milk. This is
one of the simple remedies which are
dear to the heart of the practical
woman, and it is so easy to remember
that it may serve to alleviate h suf-
fering of some unfortunate.
, 1909-09-23

George S. Walker, the secretary OF
the State Board of Sheep Commits
sioners, has again rendered his re-
signation. He was a most efficient
man in that place and if his reslgna-
lion is accepted it will be hard to find
a man to fill the position as he has
done.
, 1909-09-23
The Modern Domestic.

The New Butler-I beg pardon. sir
Would o mind my keeping a private
auto of my own. sir, to use when I'm
not wanted. sir? | find the fresh
air chirks me up a bit!-Life.
, 1909-09-23
A Sad Case.

Beggar (pathetically).-Lady. could
yer help a poor. unfornit Teller dat
hain't blind, ner deef'n'dumb. ner
crippled. e nuttin' else wot he kin
make an honest living at?
, 1909-09-23

Woods Landing road ranch, rs
miles west of Laramie on the stage
line to North Park. and line of Wal
den-Laramie freight road. Stages
each way stop for dinner. P~articu-
lars OF Ralph W. Wood,
9-l6-9-30 Saratoga. Wvo.
, 1909-09-23

Frogs ray do some harm to fish in
a pond. but German experts have de-
cided that tins is outweighed by the
good they do in destroying injurious
insects.
, 1909-09-23
Victims Wall.

It's all right for a woman to save
time, but making cherry pies with the
stones in 'em is a poor way to do Il.
Detroit Free Press.
, 1909-09-23
Pasture For Sale

have two sections of pasture for
sale. Will take horses and cattle to
to pasture for rs cents per head, Ad-
dress me at Saratoga,
9'l6-lO-I Jacob Reed.
, 1909-09-23
The Fathers Position.

Where a man comes in strong On
discipline for the children is laying
down the rules and then blaming his
wife because nobody can enforce
them.-New York Press.
, 1909-09-23

Golf is a good deal like the piano.
observes the grouchy old sportsman.
It's generally played by people tia
don't know much about it"
, 1909-09-23
THURSDAY, September, %, 1909

So far as dignity and manly poise
is concerned Cook is several laps
ahead Of our friend Peary, who talks
too much with his mouth.
, 1909-09-23
man

While a woman does not like to
have he truth told about herself. It
must be remembered that she does
not tell it about other women.-PucL.
, 1909-09-23
Definition of Inorstitude.

"Ingratitude." said Uncle Eben, "is
a word mos frequently used by folks
dat has had mo- dan der share Of
favors an had DER expectations Or
reasonably stimulated
, 1909-09-23
An Essential.

It's all right fur the pot to call the
kittle black providin' they both GET
colored over the same ire ."-Poston
Herald.
, 1909-09-23
Judqinq.

You can't allus jedge a man be his
manifestations" said Uncle Eben
Some folks dat sings hymns depend
no on IA good voice dan on a good
conscience"
, 1909-09-23

Since the soap factory was built IN
our street the autoists have not
troubled us at all.-Meggendorter
Blaetter.
, 1909-09-23
Dentist Bingham Coming

l will be in Saratoga beginning Mon
day, September 9th, for IA week or
ten days. j. w. Bingham.
, 1909-09-23

Lots Nv men who claim to he cpen
an above board are so on'y thrrv
fear NV gittin' their jackets wet"
, 1909-09-23

When you wake up at daylight and
can't get to sleep again, it's a sign lt'
4 holiday.
, 1909-09-23

Tie power of uncomfortable ::eci.
Sion is Of the Tost delicate and d, \.
serous nature-James A. Bayard.
, 1909-09-23
Says the oLservant Man.

"Ez a rule people amt hat so sad
nur ha'f so happy ez they appear 80
be on the surface
, 1909-09-23
His Prime Necessity,

The under dog doesn't are much
for sympathy; he wants assistance.
, 1909-09-23

There are no rounds of drinks in
the ladder of sucoess.-C. X. Shs..
terly
, 1909-09-23
Estayed

Strayed, from Fort Steele, two bay
mares, one IL years old. Branded
On left shoulder. One long
yearling, branded Ja on left
shoulder. $1,000 reward for
information leading to their recovery
or return to Fort Steele. Reward
payable either by Jens Hansen or
James Obrien, Fort Steele, Wyo.
, 1909-09-23

Living In the Future.
Living in the future would be all
right If you didn't have to pay rent 10
the present.
, 1909-09-23
Tools OF intellect.

All invention is the tool of intellect
tn1 the last children Of invention ar
the best
, 1909-09-23

of UTabetIcs. ]
Some diabetes have no control OF
hunger and thirst; will even eef .
cake of soap.
, 1909-09-23

VINO Is righteous overmuch h q
morsel for the Old One.-Dutch.
, 1909-09-23

Lies Unequal Combat.
You, a river. are ~contending viii
the ocsan.-Latin
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02
SMOKING A PIPE.
1t Is Said to Give the Face Square
Jawed Effect,

1t Is Said to Give the Face Square
Jawed Effect.
There is one question always ask
a man who wants job" remarked
the business man who has TO hire sew
eral hundred men for different posi-
tons each year.
The question / always ask them is,
DO you smoke a pipe much| or
course the answers are various. Some
of them smoke a pipe a great deal and
others not at all.
''Why do ask about the pipe? Well,
not that | have the least interest in
their habits or that ! have any preju-
dice one way or another in the mat
ter. The reason is that want to
know whether the formation of their
lower jaws Is natural or acquired
"a man with a firm lower jaw is al
ways man of parts and of will. L
say 'always'-anyway, most always. If
he does not smoke a pipe his square
jaw. back near where it hinges on to
the upper one, is natural. If he is a
pipe smoker the looks are deceiving,
and have to judge his caliber some
other way.
Pipe smokers always have strong
muscles back on the face about the
place a man stops when he makes the
first stroke downward in shaving.
These are the muscles that hold the
jaws together They often give a
square jawed effect to man who
hasn't any square jaw characteristics.
My men think ask funny questions,
but there's reason."-New York
ritnnS
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02
Edible Flowers of India.

Many edible flowers, it appears, are
to be found in India. One Of the most
appreciated grows on tree about
which we have very little information,
but which in the country itself Is
named the "mhowad." The natives
consume an enormous number of these
flowers, whose pale yellow corollae are
PUPPY and thick, and they prepare
them in various ways.
When they are fresh they are put In
cakes, to which they give a sweet
favor, but they are more especially
used for making bread after they have
been dried and reduced to -four. BY
allowing them to ferment kind OF
wine is produced, and by distilllng
them q brandy Is obtained Of which
the Hindoos are very fond.-Vulgarisa-
ton Scieutifique.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02
THE COOKS FAULT.
No Wonder the Bird Was Not Tender
When Served.

No Wonder the Bird Was Not Tender
When Served.
One Of the most annoying things
about swans is that they live to an
extremely great age and that 1t Is
impossible for the ordinary observer
to guess what their years may be.
President Grover Cleveland once had
an amusing experience with some
swans, according to writer In the
American Magazine. He had been In
the south shooting and brought home
a number of wild swans, one of which
he sent to each member of his cabi-
net and to- some other associates. 3D."
"All the. boys" said Mr.. Cleveland,
thanked me politely for having re-
membered them, but none of them
seemed to have much TO say about
how they enjoyed the birds.
Carlisle, ] found. had his cooked
on a night when he was dining out.
Another, when l asked him, said he
hoped / wouldn't mind. but he had
sent his home to his old mother. Thur
Der didn't mention his bird at all for
two days. Finally l asked him about
It,
'Thurber, did you get that swan
all rlghtT
"'Yes, sir--oh, yes, i got the swan
all right, thank you,' and he bent over
his desk and seemed very busy.
"'Fine bird said.
"'Yes. sir fine bird and he went on
working.
Enjoy eating him. ThurberT
HE waited a minute, and then he
said: We'll. sir, guess they didn't
cook him right at my house. They
cooked him only two days And he
went on working without cracking a
smile"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02

Every young man and woman, no
matter what their position in life may
be, should be able to write a good hand ;
be quick and accurate In figures; know
how to keep q set OF books; draw com
mercial papers; write Shorthand and
manipulate the typewriter With this
knowledge they are independents; can
make their own way In the world; bet.
ter able to protect the fortune that may
be left them; make better citizens, ard be
capable OF forging their way to the
front 10 commercial and social life,
This Is an ageof aggressive progress
sion. The big department store has
closed up the little corner grocery; the
railroad has put the ox.cart and stage
coach out OF business, and the young
man who fails to acquire a thorough
business education is In grave danger
OF beng lost in the jungle with not even
an ox-cart to bear his poor remains TO
their last resting place.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02
British and German Physique.

Ten millions Of our people inhablt
dwellings inferior to the kennels pro.
vided for the hounds in we'll man
aged hunt. The results Of living in
dwellings unfit for human habitation
and the prevalence of dietary scale
: from which English meat, bread and
milk are excluded are fatal to success
full rivalry with a virile and healthy
race where agriculture Is fostered fol
strategical reasons.
Having spent hours in watching the
arrival of the early morning trains in
Berlin and Hamburg, | am appalled,
with the contrast between the vigor-
Gus and well set up, broad chested and
healthy looking clerks, brawny shop
men and stalwart laborers on the 9th
er side of the North sea and the cham
payne shouldered. cow hooked, pigeon
chested, lack luster trainfuls of men
of the same classes landed at Liver
pool street. Victoria and Charing Cross.
Arnold White In London World.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02
Greatest Bargain of the Season

We have just been authorized to put
one of the finest stock farms we have
ever had to offer in Jerauld county,
South Dakota. This farm is located
only four and half miles from town
and is surely bargain. The house is a
large two-story building, with basement
under the whole house; large barn 36x56,
with 18-ft posts; fine large hog house.
100 rods of hog-tight pasture, the old
house used for granary, corn crib and
other buildings. Farm all fenced and
cross fenced; about 90 fruit trees, all
bearing; hog pasture seeded to alfalfa;
living water piped to house and other
buildings, fine water running through
pasture. Hay land will run two tons
per acre; blue joint stands to your shout
der in the pasture; 143 acres in crop,
mostly corn school house on adjoining
farm. To see this farm will convince
you that it is certainly bargain. Land
in this same neighborhoOd cannot be
bought for $50 per acre. Price only $50
per acre. Can loan 50, 600 on this farm.
Terms, 1000 down, $4,000 March 1st,
1909, balance optional payments at 6
per cent.
We also have another half section,
well improved, fine land, fenced and
cross-fenced, plenty of water in pasture
and at buildings Buildings all in good
repair. Half mile from school and a
snap at the price of $32. per acre.
Terms, 81, 900 down, 81, 400 March 1st;
81, 900 can remain for five or ten years,
optional payments.
And if you really want an Iowa farm
in every respect, where every acre will
produce 90 bushels of corn with not a
foot of waste land on the whole 800
acres, well improved, fenced and cross