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FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS.
Considers II Her Duty to Tell.

Considers 1t Her Duty to Tell.
write this for publication with the
hope that it will influence others who
suffer as I did to try the great Root
Juice remedy. The wonderful medi-
cine has done SO much good for me
that I feel it my duty to tell it. For
years l spent a life of misery, but
thanks to the great discovery l am
now free from every ache and pain. l.,
like many others. was skeptica. when
the papers first told of the way many
hundreds of cures Root Juice was MAX
ing, but after seeing several people
that were using it, l concluded to try
1t. although l felt that every organ Of
my body was almost worn out. Ny liv-
er was torpid, my kidneys were weak
and my stomach was in horrible con-
dition. At times it felt likt it was full
of rocks. A great deal of gas formed
and / had weak spells frequently and
was badly constipated. My appetite
was very poor and even in hot weather
my hands and feet were cold was
using some kind of medicine most of
the time without much benefit. After
taking the Juice a few days l began to
improve. I have used four bottles and
am feeling better than have for TWEEN.
ty years and | believe the remedy has
permanently cured me-Mrs. J. A. Col
bert, r. r. No. Z, FIT. Wayne. Ind"
The great remedy has done worlds Of
good here in Richmond as any one
can learn by calling at A. G. Luken's
drug store. Root Juice is sold for 81
bottle or three for $3.50. "Uze-It''
Pain Oil % cents. The Oil is a need
ed assistant in rheumatism and kidney
troubles when there is pain, soreness
or Inflammation.
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ing going on around here this winter
and 1t Is getting to be something more
than a nuisance. When the chain Of
evidence becomes complete and the
guilty parties are finally apprehended
there will be an exposure that will be
surprise to some of us at least.
c. H. Brown made business trip to
Palestine, O., Tuesday.
Lloyd Davis still continues quite
sick
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1909-02-03

H&adsehss and Neuralgia from Colds.
LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine, the
world wide Cold and Grip remedy, re-
moves cause. Call for full name
LooiE-for signature e. w. GROVE. 25c
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BOB:
Just made some splendid biscuits-Gold
Medal Flour. BETH
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HOLIDAY in EAST ORANGE.

The schools of East Orange closed to-
day at ] o'clock for the Easter holt
days. All the municipal Offices will be
closed all day tomorrow on account Of
Good Friday, but Recorder Mott viii
conduct court.
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Marlborough Hotel

~, 49, LANCE NEW JERSEY
prjv. III S9me,y furnished Darlor. bedroom ana
ana Two, s2s to sa5 per week: ali the no'H BOARD
lay a eonneniences OF a drst-class fsmi,r LURES
ern ut,luily and conveniently Located ~. i E,.
ION railroad station, trolieys and sso,s psosk
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MARRIED

Observation-Disclosures April s, 1909, at
The home of the Rev, pr. Edward Liss.
man. New York city, Marcus Heller OF
New York, to Mrs. Eta H.. Ldppman,
of Newark, N, i.
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ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS

SMITH ELECTRIC Co,
EVERYTHING ELECTRICAL INSTALLED
AND REPAIRED. =
32l SPRINGFIELD Ay. NEAR NORRIS Av.
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LEGAL NOTICES.


TO Robert Kitciell. Robert P. KitchelI. Samuel
Heidelheimer. Leo Siedeubach or Seidenbach
executor Of Milton Siedenbach or saidenbach:
trustees. and William F. Stone: -
You are hereby notified that at a public sale
made by the Comptroller Of the City OF Newark
on the sixth day of December. nineteen hun
dred and FIVE, William Roman purchased for
the sum OF three hundred and forty dollars
al the land and real estate situated In the civ
OF Newark. in the County of Essex and stats
OF New Jersey. which is laid down and desig-
hnndred ana ~ nuenoer eIeVen I'D In block four
ment maps of the said City of Newark said
sale being made pursuant to the provisions Of
March 30, 1886, entitled "An act concerr,p@ az
settlement and collection Of arrearages ~ mn
pad taxes assessments and water rents or
water rates In cities of this state ana t,o ~
posing and levying a tax. Assessment ana iiar
in lieu and instead of such arrearares anu men
ENFORCE the payment thereof. and to nrov,ds
Tor the sale of lands subject to future taxotion
ana assessment and the several supplernents
which certificate of sale number sIxtv-six ~ .
dred and fifty-six was duly issued n tbe saas
new series, page 294. OF the records Of rsrt;sa -,
or sales for unpaid taxes and assessrnents 80
Marcn zS' 1905. and which said certificate Of
saIe ana all rights acquired thereby in sa;a
premises was duly assigned by the said VWy,,,iamn
honan TO Roland D.. Croker by ass,gnmen
dated November 10, 1906, and duly recorded y.
the office of The City Clerk OF the ctt, ~ IN
ark on December 30, 1908. and which ssid Mew-
naem, snu y an fagnts occurred thereby in said
y. crocker to the subscriber. Benian,in MAI
by an assignment dated November * ,oo siesei;
o guy recerded IN the Off ,e of the city cieri1
OF tne Sity OF Newark. on December 90 1905
Ana you are further noAied that vo, u ~ sve
% nave an estate or interest in saId lana ,dIp ana
real estate; and unless the said land and ran,
estate shall he redeemed. as. provided n s III
acts' before the expiration Of six month s,ar,,
same au u,,, y me service hereof, a deed for the
BENJAMIN Meyer, the fee sirrnle n LA
ana resi estate according to The nroyisions, an 20
-
Dated Newark. N, j.. March tenth ,ooo
BENJAMIN MEYER
Assignee Of william Rnrsn
mari. IL. zsapr1.s 10. ee(s2s .s1 Nonen'
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COMING EVENTS.

SELECT EASTER RECEPTION of Burckhardt's
Dancing Glasses, at Berkeley Hall. Clinton
az, one block abdse Bergen st. Monday, April
18th. Wardrobe IS cents.
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pHRENOLOGY.

CONSULT PROFESSOR LIE ROY, Americas
greatest Life Reader: different from ali
others; his advice will help you: special full
readings this week, Soc. This address only,
5bs Broad ST., next door to gas office.
MADAME CARLSON. phrenology and other
sciences; rs and so cents; ladies only. AZ Or
chard St, near City Hall.
MME NuGENT, exponent of phrenology and
kindred sciences. 20 Academy ST.. near post
office; hours 10 to 8. Sundays excepted).
PHRENOLOGY and other sciences. Or and so
CENTS ladies only. First floor No. 20 Comes
St, between Market and Bank SITS.
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WALLPAPER AND PAINTS.

bedroom papers. latest designs: Sc per roll
and up. Ready mixed paint, s.. % per gallon.
4. BEVENsBE. 70 Springfield av., Newark.
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AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTs-We have excellent proposition: come
and investigate. STANDARD CHEMICAL
CO, 252 Central av.
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LOST AND FOUND.

LoST-on Sunday, a black cocker spaniel; wore
city.
LoST-Monday night. April 5th, gold bracelet.
made in squares. set with seven diamonds.
reward for return, BRACELET. IA Broad st.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
RAD nrpTs corJEcrrn

BAD DEBTS COLLECTED.
Business men and doetors-Take notice that
We can collect your outstanding accounts which
are at present eemfngly worthless; best OF
references; no charges unless you are satisfied
with results. Address CONFIDENTIAL. Box
90. Star Office.
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MEDICAL.

LADIES DESIRING ADVICE
by graduated registered specialist, call or ad-
dress MRS. WILLIAMS, 500 West Twenty-third
St, New York two minutes walk from ferry:
consultation free. Office hours. 10 to s. Sum
days included.
CONSULT DIR. MARIE t. DE Wesley. rheu-
metism, paralysis. head, throat. stomach,
bladder. 16 Marshall ST.
LADIESlNothing equals Roebuck's Restora-
tive. The pill that wilr' make good; 81. 90
postpaid. DIR. DE WITT 1858 Broadway. New
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CLAIRVOYANTS.

MADAM LA REU. Newark's ablest ciairvoyant
spirit medium: past. present. future, all sub
jects. soc; 10 to 5. except Sundays. 4s7 Broad vt.
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PRUDENTIAL MEDICAL AID COMPANY
wants canvassers. Call before 0 a. m. 261
Mulberry.
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AT THE MOUTH
OF THE TUNNELS


Automobile Supplies.
THE ELECTRIC MOTOR EQUIPMENT
2ss MARKET ST. NEAR MULBERRY 81.
Baby Carriages.
BAB CARRIAGES REPAIRED, vARN1SHEr.
Upholstering; tires put on wheels: cane for
chairs; wheels for ice wagons; best work;
lowest prices.
NEWARK Go-cART MANFG CO..
1873 Washington street.
Hotels.
HOTEL. 16 Commerce ST; rooms
Zoe 2Sc. SEC per night; for gentlemen only;
free baths and latest improvements.
JeNveiry Exchange. i
uP-To-DATB sold at lowest prices.
Old gold, silver and stones bought for cash.
l2s Market st.. Room 26.
Lightiuo Fixtures.
MOTOR M EQUIPMENT
.
2s2 MARKET ST. NEAL MULBERRY 81.
Movin~ Vans.
MOVING VANS. at HoBsoN's. 1ss Washing.
ton st.
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bER5EN ST. 69i, near Clinton av.-Nice one-
rent reasonable.
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BOARDERS WANTED.

BOARD, In finely appointed private .hopss u.
eeloerly retired people or semf-invalids. onsr
c ntss; VIDE piazzas; 500 to $500 per month IL
BOX 10. Star Office. ia2,
table board. 'oaru' I'M
nEsrNuT ST. 3.-Large front room, su;,ah,s
ali SOUTH ST. station: with or without ,nea,n.
. = improvements. Including telephone. A'A's'
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STORAGE.
NJ

DRESSMAKING--Best work. lowest prices.
MISS VOORHEES,. IS New st.
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DWELLING HOUSES TO LET.
CITY.

CITY.
HOuSB-Eight rooms. all improvements. near
Clinton av. BUTLER. 4s5 Clinton av.
ST., 5l-SmaI house, 4 rooms; de-
door.
ORCHARD ST. (central)-House 7 rooms. all
Improvements; $50. DE RICHMOND, s7e
Broad.
ST. near Orchard-Eleven rooms,
part improvements. suitable for boarders; rent
S35, DE RICHEMOND, SIG Broad.
TO JET-135-IS7 Commerce St. separately or
by floors. two brick private dwelling houses
In good condition, each contains IL large rooms
and good dry cellar; would lease for term of
Years FOR storage or mercantile purpose. with
or without privilege to purchaser: would sell
on easy terms or exchange for tract Of land
unencumbered; this location Is very conve-
nient for central residence or business. Apply
TO r. T. ONION 757 Broad st.
TWO-FAMILY, whole house. II rooms. Q baths:
rent SIS and SIG. BUTLER, 4s5 Clinton av.
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MOVING Vans.
MOVING VANS, at HoBsoN'S. 1ss Washing
ton st.
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WANTED.

Household Goods.
ALL KINDS OF FURNITURE. CONTENTS
OF HOUSES, LAT AND STORES
40 SOUTH ORANGE Av.; PHONE 2071.
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PUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given that the FOL
lowing ordinance has been passed by the Board
OF Street and Water Commissioners and ap-
proved by the Mayor of the City of Newark.
and us hereby published according to law:
An ordinance to provide for the vacation OF
HARBOR AVENUE,
from Eaufh EInAnnth tra L. LIZ L.
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TENANTS: improvements. INQUIRE
.tRoTHOUSE 9 South Orange av.
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APARfMENTS-Seven rooms and bath. all i'm
provements. M. ISNER IS Clinton av.
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MILLINERY-why pay uptown prices? Sec ou
handsomely trimmed spring hats from "a ur
THE FLORIDA MILLINERY PARLoRS, lis
Broad st.
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APARTMENTS. FLATS AND
ROOMS TO LET.
CITY.

APARTMENTS. THE Fairview. -, s4a-55, c,;n-
ION av:, corner of Farley av.-Best residen-
tial section of Newark, beautiful Clinton Hill.
pure air. good car service; 10 minutes from
Broad and Market. new house; all impts.
naldsome decorations: several choice front
apartments. six and seven rooms: ali rooYna
light: house open for inspection. Apply janitor;
Broad st. car passes door.
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AV.. between Avon and Clinton
rive and six-room flats: newly finished
housesi handsomely decorated; janitor service:
rent moderate. Inquire for Mr.. BERGER, so
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MISS TOWNSHIPS BOARDING AND DAY
SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. "a Park place, New
ark, N. Thorough instruction in all depart
ments. WelI-euuipped gymnasium and labors-
tory. Certificate admits to leading colleges.
Reopens September 30. Miss Townsend will be
at home from 10 to 8 after September II. Cir
cular.
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Parquet Floors.
Hardwood Floors,

parquAtry; old floors refnished. WIN. n.
JAMOUNEAU. 10 Branford pl. Tel. 22U.
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RUBBER TIRES.

RUBBER TIRES and bicycle repairings cheap
est done by JOSEPH NOLL. 81 Howard st,
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LEMMON-On Tuesday, April G, at her
late residence. IS Third street, Rose
Vile, Mary, Widow of Francis Lem
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-FoLEY-on April s, 1909, Joseph NJ
Foley. beloved husband of Ann Foley
fnee O'kourke), son of Michael and
Marie Foley, IS Eleventh avenue.
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HANCE-At West Orange. \. +, April
7, 1909, Jacob Fl. Hance, aged 81 years,
20 COudit terrace.
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PFinNfnS.
CARDS, billheads, etc. fine work, quick deiiv
cry. 75c up. ROSE PRESS. 159 Mulberry.
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Printers md Statiopers.
YOU WANT WHAT o WANT WHEN YOU
WANT 1T. BIRRELLBROWN CO., Printers
and stationers. 1874 Broad str Star Building.
window Shades.
ENTERPRISE WINDOW SHADE CO.. Sc Mar
kt ST, branch OF 555 Springfield ay.: the
only reliable makers of window shades; est
mates cheerfully given. J.. d. tel. 222s-R.
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DJCKINSoN-On April Z, 1903, at Webb
City. Mo, Anna H.. wife Of the late Ed
ward III. Dickinson. and daughter Of Lydia
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- T|F ~ "FIdIEH tenth, 1904
BENJAMIN MEyER
1850 Assignce of William Rorer
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EIGHTH Av.. No. 2so-First floor, three bright
rooms: rent moderate.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-08
Points Made by the President

complete appropriation its support
requested
elimination BILL which operate army
officers who proven Inefficient IS asked.
fort at the mouth Of the Chesapeake bay ought
TO be added TO the defense The naval base
station the Philippines TO be abandoned In favor
Pearl Harbor, Honolulu. Forty five millions
from the appropriations Of the last
SSs 100000 from the naval The reorganization OF the
of the ana the bureaus Of the Navy de-
partnlent IL urged.
More expedition administration Of justice both
in civil ana criminal required. Laws reforming
in the federal should be enacted and
these should guides for state courts
passed limiting the issuance of injunc
prohibiting restraining order
given, except in certain extreme
order Is Issued without notice IL should
be fer than days, ana only be re-
after giving notice and hearing is had thereon
special Will be sent dealing with the sher-
antitrust law.
deficit postoffloe due to the handling
matter at low rate be partly
by charging higher rate magazines and mscel
laneous periodicals..
establishing postal savings banks should be
acted without waiting for the report Of the monetary
commission.
A ship subsidy bill TO cover along Atlantic
seabohrd the west coast should be passed.
natural should be given I'M
mediate ana proper attention.
white suppressed by stringent
laws.
A bureau o public health should be established.
seri-centenniRl Of freedom in 1913 should
fitting recognition. Authority to appoint
report the desirabity of holding expo
stion show the Of the negro s requested
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-08

participation the Pan-Amsrican Congress 1uenos
Ayrss desirable should be supported by congress
Americans should also take the exposition TO be
held
American citizens to be protected and
property In any foreign country.
Monroe doctrine not been abandonedi the de-
veopment OF Central American countries has
removed the necessity for It's assertion and will
enable any government to escape ats
obligation payment Of just debts
8elaya proven a constant Of irritation ana
strife, and s 20 be dealt with suoh
Relations with CHINA most pleaEant
strieter control Of the opium traffic is urged.
LeFslHtion looking to the reorganization Of the De-
partment state ediately Relations
foreign governments this The improved
conditions service due TO executive
orders the principles Of which should be embodied into
law.
The appointment experts assist officials Of ths
gathering data the tariff is
peoted to accomplish much good.
rd economy 1s to avoid the recurrence OF
deficit out far enough below
appropriations to avoid deficit but congress- is
further cuts curtaiment Of efficiency
in Administration.
ReorFa administrative departments OF the
necessary that greater efficiency be
ssoursd expenditure OF time, effort and money
require reolassifioAtion Of the oi7h service
civil service pension IL recommended.
customs house frauds and prosecution
Of the guilty ana inquiry by congress ts
deprecated It might result in giving immunity to
aome OF the guilty persons
No ono seeking tariff in which the spirit OF
retaliation win the exercise Of the dis
oretionary vested in him by law the president
hopes avoid any such result
Threo years viii required for the tariff board to
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-08
Relations with China.

BY the treaty Of 1908 China has under
taken the abolition Of lixln with moderate
and proportionate raising OF the customs
tariff along with currency reform These
reforms being OF manifest advantage to
foreign commerce as well as TO the interests
OF China, this government is endeavoring
TO facilitate these measures and the need
ful acquiscenee OF the treaty powers. When
It appeared that Chinese likin revenues
we're to be hypothecated 10 foreign bankers
in connection with a great railway project,
II was obvious that the governments whose
nationals held this loan would have
certain direct interest in the question OF
the carrying out by China OF the reforms
In question. Because this rAilroad lean
rsprSssntsS q practical ana real applieA-
ten ot the open doer pslicY throuSh 90
operation with China ~ interested DsWSFa.
As Woli - bseAUAs q its relations - ths
reforms referred 70 GboYs. ths aAministFA-
tisn deemed American pArticipatioa 10 hs
u Trsat hatioAal interest. HAPpily, Whsn
IL vas a. a matter o. broad Delisy urgent
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-08

Cc0ntlnusd on Eleventh Pssal
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-08

The return Of the battleshIp fleet from
its voyage around The world in more ef-
ficient condition than when It started, was
a noteworthy event OF interest alike TO
our citizens and the naval authorities Of
the world. Besides the beneficial and far
reaching effect on our personal and dplo-
matte relations in the countries which the
fleet visited, the marked success OF the
ships in stsaminE around the world in all
WsSthsrS on schedule time has increased
respect for our navy and has added 70 our
national prestige.
Our enlisted personnel recruited from all
sections Of the country 10 young and en-
srgstie and representative Of the national
spirit. II IL, moreover. owing to its in
tslliSenee, capable Of quick training into
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-03
COMMISSIONERS SALE

Notice is hereby given, that in pursuance oi the authority and directions contained in the decretal order of the Chancery Court of East ern District Carroll county, made and enter ed on the 29 day of July 1909, in a certain cause lNo l1s) then pending therein between John Zaska complainant, and Walter Mason defendant, the undersigned, as Commissioner of said Court, will offer for sale at public ven due to the highest bidder at the east door or entrance of the County Courthouse in which Berryville, Ark, within the hours prescribed by law for judical sales, on Saturday the 25th day of September, 1909, the following describ- ed real estate, to wit: The NE SEE, Sec. IA Twp. 20, Range M West except acres on the North and heretofore conveyed to Vii liam Hayhurst all in the the Eastern District of Carroll county, Arkansas.
 TERMS OF SALE: On a credit of three months, the purchaser being required to exc cute bond as required by law and the order and decree of said Court in said cause with approved security, bearing interest at the rate of 10 per cent per annum from date of sale m. til paid, and a lein being retained on the pre- misses sold to secure the payment of the uur- chase money.
 Given under my hand this 27 day of August 1909. A. ]. RussEII
 Commissioner in Chancery
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-03
Boys Essay on Preachers.

The small boy who is made the scape-goat for many jokes in the essay line has just been "quot- ed" by an Iowa editor in a little essay on the subject of preachers like this:
 "The preachers are the man whot saves our souls an nev'r cusses in publiek. He are the fellar whot helps the wimin rum the chirch an he wares black clothes and sollem look. Everie Sunday he gifts up in chirch an warns you to prepair to go to heavin no matter where you mite ruther go. Married preachers has boys who fyte like the dickens. Preachers who are single get married to keep from having to dodge the wimin Preachers like chicken when fir. nished by the members; hit you on thee back and caul you mi brother, also on thee pockitbuk. We lave preacher in our chirch he vii talk old folks to slepe. Our preacher whistles when he talks an one Sunday he kept 3 dogs runnin round in chirch try in to find who wus whistlin fur them. It ended in fyte an I lafft. But I shall nevr do so noe moar when mi father are thare."