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The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29

grass.
Several claim that it makes a
track 5 inches across. A posse
has been searching for the
animal but it seems that they
are unable to get dogs that will
run it. When they get the scent
they begin to yelp about like the
negro that discovered it-like
they were scared.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
CRAVE YARD WORKING

here will be a grave yard
liking at Providence grave
! on the first Saturday in
\. Let everybody interested
be and bring their dinner and
5 to work with. Let us clean
fhe city of the dead and show
proper appreciation of our
pved dead. Committee
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29

Born-On last Sunday to Mr..
and Mrs Will V. Ellis, girl.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
Furry ln Stocks.

New Yors, Dec. q There was a
wild half hour 10 the New York Stock
Exchange this moroing beginning st the
tap of the gong, when boil movement
vent Rock Island up from so 5 5 to
81. where the bears smashed The prices
back to 81. During that halt hour 80,
600 shares of the stock we're bought and
sold.
The wild furry in Rock Island Is said
to have been occssioned by the calls for
stock which had been sold short and
which the sellers could not deliver.
Rock Island officials declare there Ia
nothing going on Ia the internal affair OF
the company that would warrant the
sensational rise and fall. The ultimate
result followed 10 Other stocks, the
stsndsrd lines showing q loss OF one
point or more. At the end of half hour,
Rock Island bad lest its entire gain.
II was rumored about 10 Wall street
Friday that the Mocrs-Reid Clique,
which virtually controls Rock Island,
bad taken over controlling interest In
the Lshigh Valley Rsilrosd Company,
and that tolls was probably the first ste p
In q plan 10 combine Lshigb, Rock Isl
and, Wabash and Denver and Rio
Grsude into new transcontinenIal sys-
tenn from New York to San Francisco,
In competition With the Hill and HAr.
ran lines.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
ETHEL MORTON COMPANY.

10 The comic opera, "Tbe Mascot"
Miss Ethel Morton steps EASILY fr5m her
usual role OF prims donna into thai Of
soubrette. As the lsughipg, tautalizipg,
csreiree hoydeD, "Bettlps," she gIses
DC bit OF joyOusness net soon to be for
gotten; while the second act, depicting
the Transformation of the country pirl
into court fsvorite and countess, Affords
her q chance to show her higher cspa-
billtfes 80 sn actresp. She IL q singer Of
more than ordinary merit; while her
personality gains friends for her every
where she appears. Miss Morton 10
surrounded By 3 east Of people tq1slly
clever Ia their separate lines, aud sll
her productions are lavishly mounted az
to scenery and costume5, and carefully
supervised By msnsger Courtney. A
particularly attractive chorus Ia one of
the features. The engagement of the
Ethel Morton Opera Company at Alex
sndrla Is for one day only, tomorrow,
presenting 'Said Pashs, at The matinee
and "Tbe Mascot at night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
THE BLIZZARD,

| The snowfall which set IN 10 Alex
sndria and vicinity at 90 early hour
Saturday morning developed Into
blizzard north aud east Of BalIimor'
yesterday, psrslyzlng railroad traffi:.
A dozen or more trains on The Penn
sylyanla and Baltimore and Ohio Rail
roads we're stalled 10 immense snow
drifts yesterday between Baltimore and
Wilmington DEL, and passengers work
ed With trainmen in trying to clear the
tracks.
Throughout New Euglsnd the biz
card was the worst 10 many years, q
free northeast gale riding In tidal
wave along the coast, the largest since
April, 1881. Much damsge was done
along the water fronts OF towns on the
coast. Three lives we're lost at Everett
aud Chelsea, MSS.
Telegraph aud telephone service was
crippled 10 all the eastern cities, the
snow aud wind breaking down hundreds
of miles Of wire.
Philadelphia was snowbound. the
storm being the worst there Is sixteen
years. Several thousand persons had
to remain 10 the railroad station Of that
city ell Saturday night.
The steamer s. 8. Thurman went
ashore near Toms rivers, N. j. Her
crew of twenty seven men were saved
A barge she bad In tow was Loot
The tide wave also did some damsge
on the wsterfronts of New York snd
Boston, 10 New York three persons died
from exposure and fifty we're injured by
falls.
Alexandfis, Washington and the
south, from a railroad standpoint, have
been practically cut of from New York
and the northeast for more than "A
hours.
The Atizons.born blizzard, the tall
Of which struck Alexandra and vicinity
Saturday, p0uDced on the Atlantic
coast states with much vim, and railroad
traffic wss suspended.
Train services for the south, while
somewhat interrup ed, snsBed all needs.
The trains came into the station on near.
ly scheduled time, although Ia several
instances they we're an hour late.
The souihbound trains which were
stalled nesr Wilmington, DEL, contained
the northera mail for this city, and no
New York papers reached AleEsndris.
A northwest gale yesterday stirred up
a heavy sea, which interfefred with ship.
ping and worked much damage TO trets
and fences 10 Norfolk and vicinity.
The wind blew So miles an hour at Ospe
Henry sll day. Small vessels made no
effort even to cross Hampton Rosds.
The Old Dominion steamer jamestown,
due at Norfolk from New York at 10
o'clock yesterday morning, did not ar.
rive until 6 last night. The vessel was
driven far out Of its course. The wire.
less outfit of the vessel was put out OF
commission, and other dsmsge was done.
Passengers we're much frightened and
we're thankful when Cape Henry Was
sighted yesterday morning. Five HOUSES
we're yesterday destroyed BY fire 10
Mount Herman, 3 Subprb oil Ports-
mouth. The loss was not heavy.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

does not remove the possibility that be
will yet be brought back to Nicaragua
and tried. There are several precedeDts
10 which the United S a.es has demsnded
iuEiiives from justice on the ground that
their crimes were Of go especially heiu-
GUS nature aud violation OF the moral
ity OF modern civilization. II may be
stated thst the United Sta es will re.
gard President Z,lsys ss 8 social outls"
or pirate, 10 case the crimes other than
political charged to him are proven true,
aud II demsDd Is male for him BY the
recognized government 10 Nicaragua 1t
will be regarded as an thront 10 the
United States and a violation OF the
principal that the punishment OF ,lsya
Ia demanded on the ground OF the vio'
lation OF natural Law II be is no! expe-
dited. On this basis Mexico in giving
asylum to Zelays shares the response
bility OF bringing him to punishment for
his crime
The cruiser Prairie has left Ohristobal
for Blue6tlds With supplies for the
starving prisoners Of Z,lsya's srmy
which are held at the point. The York.
town and the Prin st.n which were sent
out to establish line OF wireless com
munication along The Pacific coast OF
Central America have returned to 90
rinto.
TIE Billinger imbrogIio occupied a
goodiy part of President Tait's time to-
day. The president, barred from bis
proposed New York trip by the storm,
had sn extra day this week for business.
Senator Knute Nelson, chairman OF the
public lands committee Of the Senste
which may conduct the Bsllipger inves.
tigstion, and later Secretary Blllinger
himself, discussed the matter with the
president.
Secretary OF War Dickinson and bis
party which arrived az San Juan, Porto
Rico, yesterday will receive government
officials today beginning their pro-
gramme of Inspection Of the island, &C.
cording to dispatches received at The
Bureau OF Iosnlsr Affiirs. The secre-
tsry OF war will remain in Porto Rico
for five days and may touch al SaDto
Domingo on the return TO Washington.
Seth Bullock. who President Roose-
u,lt appointed U. 6. Marshal of South
Dakoto, will be resppointed to the posi-
lion by President Taft.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

death Of Robert Simpson, oue OF bis sob
jects, on the stage Of the Somsrville, N.
j., Theatre, 9 'et be had been PLACED 10
8 cs.slsplic state, will not be tried for
manslsughter.
A dispatch ff'm Minneapolis says
th Z Is every int icst IN th. the switel ..
mems strike will be euded today at lV
q. %. Gov Eberhardt called the rep.
resentative OF the conterdipg Interests
into what be belisves will be the fual
conference.
10 q riot at the General BIptisl
Church, a mile from Washington, Ind.
late Saturday night Willis Ellis aad Ed.
ward Herroh were cut on the head By
bricks aud Oliver Chapel vas badly cul
up. Many women and children, who
used the windows to escape, were 10.
jared. The three injured men are mol
expected to live.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
UNDERSTANDING REACHED,

A compromise has been reached be.
tween The governor Of Virginia aud thu
governor of West Virginia in regard to
the West Virginia requisllion for attorne,
genersl.elect Samuel w. Williams. lon.
mediately upon presentation Of the
papers charging Judge Williams with q
felonious assault on Judge Joseph San.
ders, formerly Of the West Virginia Su.
preme Bench, al WEIGH, W. w., Gov.
ernor Swanson wrote the West Virgins
executive that the accused was perfectly
willing 10 return to West Virginia when
hIs case comes mp for trial in January.
He suggested that, uuder The circum.
stances, nothing be done In the matter
OF the requisiiiou since the extrsdition OF
Judge Williams at this time would only
necessita!e bis taking trip there aud
giving bond for bis appearance at the
proper time.
Governor Glasscock, Ia letter just
received by Governor Swanson, says
that, 10 view Of this guaranty, he is vii.
ling 10 waive the requlsition. Thls com.
mrulcslioo, 1t is believed, will close The
incideat until the trial.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
BOY MURDERED.

The mutilsted body OF James Law
rencsFriel,s l4.yesr.old school boy Of the
North Side of Pittsburg, Pa, was dis
covered In q vacant HOUSE in the River
avenue slum distrlc! yesterday. Hi
throat had been cut aud there were ssv.
eral gaping knife wounds Ia his body.
His hands and feet had been securely
bound With ropes, and there was svi.
dence that the murder had not been com.
miltsd 8. the plscs where the body was
found.
George F. Friel, father of the mur.
dered BOY, is well-to.do, Young Ffiel,
who was one Of the height pupils of the
School OF the Epiphany, left bic home
Monday. December, Is. expecting
to return In g. few hours. Since
then he has not seen. The old house
where tbs body was found faces the
water front, and bss not been occupied
for many yesrs. The police think Frlel
was killed by band OF thieves.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

WITH the overthrow of Presiderl
Zssys, of Nlcsragus, the year 1909 bal
to lis credit an unprecedented record fol
International political changer After
wears of revolution and fighting the
xulers Of four countries have been de-
posed In this single year. President
Oss!ro OF Venezuela went to Europe, and
that ended bis official career, for his
people would not permit him 10 return
Then there was a tremendous uprising
10 ConstantInopls, and the political head
of Abdul Hamid fell into the basket.
Third wss President Reyes, Of Colombia,
whose e. perieuce was similar to that Of
castro, with The difference that he did
not Try 10 return 10 bis country when
he learned the temper Ct the Colon
bisns. He, Too, Is In Europe. Aud
then Zslaya.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
RxcIfamanf In Corn.

Chicago, Dsc. 27-Unless The price
OF May corn drops at least Is cents be-
tween now and May 81, James A. Pat
ten, the gssjn speculstor who made such
"killipg" in May wheat q year ago,
will lose fortuDe, according to reports
On the board Of trade today. Pstten 1;
populsr'y reported to be short from 10,
100000 10 $4,000, 600 bushels Of corn
aud still continues to sell heavily, II Ia
said that much OF bis short interest was
acquired when May corn was a. 25 cents,
on the theory that there would b, hugh
crop and the grain would be cheap. The
recent sensational advance 10 May corn
was believed to be merely temporary
furry, but the price has held steadily
ever aimee, and brokers cay there Is 20
present Indication of break. Patten has
been s,lliug the grain right and left for
weeks 10 an effort 10 break The price,
but so far has fsll d, Msy corn opened
today at 81, Jumped to 67 "a aud then
fell back to 81 IL This Is cent and
half over Frldas's close.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
Virginia News.

hev. Ih0mas Semmes, rector OF 81.
Andrews Church, Richmond, will COR
duct mission at st. Clements Church,
Ell Psso, Texas, ia January.
L heavy nowstorm prevailed through
out the STATE Saturday. The growing
wheat crop, which has bsen suffering
from lack OF moisture, will be benefited
greatly.
The verdict OF the jury trying the
case Of Cashier f. o. Thornton, gave
him one year In the penltsntisry, with
6ne OF 500 for falsifying report 90
to the condition of the Charlotte Bink.
ing and Insurance Company.
Field Secretary McAlis!er, OF the
suti.ssloon league, says be be Is now
sending out 20, 900 circulars to ascertain
the sentiment of the people Of Virginia
concerning the calling Of q statewide
election.
The legislature will convene 10 bien.
nisl session at noon on Wednesday, Jsn-
uary II, for period OF so days. seEa-
tor Daniel who was nominated by the
democratic primary last Augnst will be
reelected BY the legislature for the term
beginning March 4, 1911.
A local option election will be held 10
BstiIetown district, Clarke county, on De.
cember 3lst, when the question will be
decided whether saloons shsll agsin re-
turn to B,rryville after Two years Of
"dry" regime. Perhaps not 10 the his.
tory OF the fight on saloons In Virginia
has so little interest been shown 10 the
campaign nov drawing to close.
Ia f! OF dependency after hearing
the adverse verdict OF Richmond Dir.
cvlt Court jury, which tried his suit fer
$40. 900 demsges sgsIus! the Virginia
Railway and Power Company, Arthur
F. Ford Friday night attempted suicide
by stsbbing himself Ford was the
plaintiff 10 sn action for damages for
bodily injuries received while be was a
passenger on a street car, several months
ago.
Fire caused BY the explosion OF an oil
stove In the boarding stables of B. A.
MARTIN, north Eleventh street, Rich.
mond, Friday night destroyed the build
ing and burned seven horses aud one
mule, making total loss oil more than
So, w. s. Bstkln was 10 the
building when the fire broke out. He
vas overcome BY smoke aud taken from
the building 10 ap unconscious condl-
ton. All of the burned horses were
owned by outside psfties.
Colonial Beach, 1t Is stated, Is to have
marine railway, Practical shipysrd
men from the lower end OF the northern
neck of Virginia we're at Colonial Beach
few days ago looking the ground over,
and 1t Ia stated, that the railway will be
constructed il q suitable site can be OBJ.
tanned. The plans calls for railway
large enough to haul out the lsrger oil
the vessels employed In running wood
and lumber on the liver, as we'll as the
pleasure craft that 10 the summer months
make Colonial Beach their headquarters.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
Preaching a folly War.

Gibraltar, Dec. PA renewal oil
the warfare OF the Riff tribesmen sgsInst
the Spanish forces In Morocco, hsviog
Its object the expulsion OF Spsnjards
from Morocco, is indicated today by the
actions OF Sidi Mohammed Mizz 90,
one OF the R:ff leaders, who is preaching
holy war against the Spsnisrds and Is
drawing hundreds OF the tribesmen to
bis standard,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

The few explosions heard In this city
on Friday night and Saturday was @
subject of favorable comment during the
past Christmas sesssn. This dangerous
adjunct to the holiday 10 previous years
sssmed to have given place to tho inuo-
noeeut horn aud COW bell. 1t lis hoped
they will eventually supersede pistols,
cannoncrackeTs, dynamite torpedoes.
etc., on Christmas, day that should be
OF ell Others celebrated decsntly and In
order. ~.s
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
EP0m Washington.
ECoyTsspoSSsnce OF the Alexandria Gazette
Washington, Dec. 81.

RCoyTsspoESance OF the Alexandria Gazette
Washington, Dec. 81.
The determination OF The Msdr'z gov.
efrmeni TO oppose the progress Of Es.
trsds's march upon Mansgas is indi-
Gated 10 dispatches received todsy at tbs
Stats Department from the NicaTagusn
cspital. Troops are being recruited 10
Leon, MaolIz's stronghold, and are
being sent esstRsT6. The determination
of MsdtIz to coutrol the western terri
tory lie shown in the appointment Of
men from Leon 10 offices st Grenada,
which has always been hostile to Mad.
zig. 1t wss by these officers that the son
OF en- American citizen at Grenada was
hesten and arrested. As the incident is
not regarded as one OF serious coDse.
queuce the State Department will prob.
ably not demand an investigation. The
government OF Salvador has given per-
SnissiOn fer the marines from the Buffalo
20 eDcsmp for "a long time as may be
convenient to the government of the
United States on shy Of the three islands
belonging TO Salvador tse2hs Calf OF
Fonseca. This was In q to relieve
the men from the cram S6kQsriers on
shipboard, The fight of Zslsys, al.
though unopPcsVd BY the United States,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
GRAND MASTERS TOAST.

On Saturday, Christmas Dsg, st coon
Knights Templsr 10 this city aud I'll
over the world drink a toast t. thtir
Most EmiueDt Grand Master OF The or-
der. 10 this city The members of Old
Dominion Oommsndery met 1T their
asylum aud a. The hour Of noon the fol.
lewing tosst ives offered:
$50 our Most Eminent Grand Mas'er,
Rev. Henry Warren Rugg, vi b Csrist.
mss greetings: May his future he "a
bright as bis shining path OF achieve.
meat"
After toe tosst had been drunk the re-
spouse OF the most eminent graud mss
ter were read as follows:
ITO the soldiery of the teupl', the
knighihood OF the cross, the brotherhood
OF christian chivalry-two bundud
thousand strong--greeting aud G )dspeed:
1t Is With profound emotion and grateful
appreciation that respond to the sog-
gestive sentiment, honoriog noe BY Ito
personal reference. Comrades together,
We have touched hearts and hand In
Templsr faith and works. The prestige
OF the past, the power of the present,
the promise Of the future, may well to-
spirs rs to continued loyal, loving ser.
vice 10. our cherished order. Prosper
QUE and siroDg today as never before, it
Is one Of the worlds mighliest forces to
translate the truth Of the Christian mes.
sage Into mutual tsl e.-es eco
versal brotherhood
Toasts we're also
( lander of thei
to the grand msste
ginis, to Past Gran .-s. .. PA.
Is now sick in Wa Cp ..G
Sir Koights who lcs .,.ser't'
them from being p.~.s-..
Besides dHnkiOg the toast the Knights
take the occasion to renew their pledges
Of fidelity to the order.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

The funeral OF the late "L'ttle lin"
saliigsn 10 New York last Friday ives,
I is laid, attended BY all the "BoWery
BINS, Wall stree! 6DsucieTs, rAbid O.
p lblicaus and partisan democrats.
TIeIe were, however, representatives oil
another class who were not drawn to-
gether by curiosity, but With sincere
desire to do honor to the memory OF the
deceased. Ii vas class who we're no
expected to deliver unmesning eulogies,
but who bad been the recipients Of ma
.erisl help from the dead alderman. A
woman, who bore evidences OF serious
sttuxgle with adverse fortune, between
sobs said, "He paid my rent when my
husband vent awsy.p "He gave us
food when the old man broke his leg
and could not work." exclaimed
another. The old saying, "De mortuis
nil nisl bonum," Is slwsys 10 season,
aud ia The case Of the dead alderman
his errors should be written 10 the sand
aud acts like he above engraved upon
the tablets Of enduring remembrance
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
ATTEMPTED Assassluetion.

Pekiug, Dec. IA Msnchu, form.
erly cook 10 the imperial household,
made q murdercus attack today npon
Prince Ohun, the regent and father OF
Emperor PU. Chun was stabbed as he
was approaching the palace, but snly
slightly wounded. His ssssilaut was
arrested. The would.be assassin Is be.
lieved 10 have been actuated By the be-
lief that The Manchu dynasty 10 threat.
ened by the new regime.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
RsaIize He IA a Back Nomb,r

Sydney, Aultr Tia, Dec. 27.-"I
guess J'll have to admit that [ sm toe
old for the game" This was Bob Filz
simmons significant comment today
after he had been knocked out 10 the
twelfth round Of his fight with Bill Lang
at Rochcustter's Bay. When q man
like Lang can put me away" coniin.
ued the old.iime hero of the prlz, ring"
I know l have had enough. A few
years sgo and / could have licked Lang
for q pssttime, but noW--Uell, it's q
different story" The purse OF sl2,.
500 was divided on g 40 and 40 per cent
basis.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
DIED.,

On Sunday, December 26, Mrs. ANNIE
A. ROLAND, wife of Richard N. Roland,
aged 81 years. Her funeral vii take p ice
from her late home, No AT south Washing,
ton street, on Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock.
Friends and relatives are invited to attend.
This morning at s.45 O'Clock. HELEN
ERNEsTINE, daughter Of 8. Ii. and Msrga-
ret King, sged years. The funeral will
take place at 10 O'Clock Wednesday morning
from the residence Of her parents. ga Prince
street. Friends and relatives Of the family
are invited to tiend.-EWsshiuston papers
ri saae copy eaF
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
A CARD OF THANKS.

To the Editor Of the Alexandria Gazette:
Kindly acknowledge our thanks 10 the
Needlework Guild, the Mayor and his good
wife, the Committee on Poor, the Chairman
OF Committee on Public Property, Mr.. W.
Hellmuth and Ar. Henry Bsader for their
efforts il making this the most enjoyable
Christmas Of the institution in many years.
Through the efforts Of the wiz our executive
nth the cooperation c. many citizens each
inmate aud prisoner was provided with some
token VI remembrance Respectfully,
JOSHUA SHERWOOD,
Keeper Of the Aims House,
For Himself and Inmates,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27
Appointed Senator.

Jackson, MississIppi, December 81.
Governor Noel today announced the
appointment Of James Gordon, Of
Okolons, Mississipps, as United
States senator to succeed the lste Senator
McLsntin who died of heart disease
Thursday night. The appointment will
be effective until the Legislature names q
senator. 1. meets January 4.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

dris.
Per CONT. .as.
ton sent 8 caro-
which be says;
"a meeting OF the OomG.
ISOLATION will be held 10 the roon..
the Chamber OF Commerce on Thursdsy,
December sob, at 8 p. %. The alleged
failure Of the Washington, Alexandra
and Mount Vernon Rsilwsy TO keep up
lie schedules and general complaint
regarding the condition of the cars sud
the manner in which tie road Is COO.
Quoted ba, lead to the revival of The
association. The Chamber OF Com
merce will be asked 10 cooperate with the
Oommuters' Association 10 obtsIniog a
better and cheaper service end the City
Council will slsO DO requested 10 aid In
the movement.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-12-27

The scenes around the express Office
attracted lsrge crowd Of lookers.ou
Thursday and Friday. 10 the Office
we're stored the liquor packages esti-
mated at 1, 500. The crowd became 60
dense that the doors we're locked and
each owrer Of package was let In by
tnrD. S)me people have been waiting
here for tg o days to get their package.
The above is one OF many similar para
graphs which appeared 10 the papers Of
local option towns and cities on Friday.
A ttavesty on prohibition laws