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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
SICK DOCTOR
Proper Food Put Him Right.

The food experience Of physician
In his own case when worn and weak
from sickness and when needing nour-
ishment the worst way is valuable:
can attack of grip. so severe It came
near making an end of me, left my
stomach In such condition ! could not
retain any ordinary food. knew Of
course that must have food nourish-
ment or could never recover.
II began to take four tablespoonful
Of Grape-Nuts and cream three times q
day and for weeks this was almost
my only food; It tasted SO delicious
that I enjoyed It immensely and my
stomach handled It perfectly from the
first mouthful. 1t was so nourishing !
was quickly built back to normal
health and strength.
"0rape-Nuts IL Of great value as
food to sustain life during serious at
tacks In which the stomach IL so de-
ranged 1t cannot digest and assimilate
other foods.
Il am convinced that were Grape
Nuts more widely used by physicians,
Il would save many lives that are 9TH
erwise lost from lack Of nourishment. =
Z Absolutely the most perfect food n
the world Trial Of Grape-Nuts 10 deyl
sffss 1 sss' 81 Is ssi ';IS soS., III.
Road to MELVILLE" 81
3: IS :: s:a re!
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
Her Answer.

An Atchison girl had proposal OF
marriage Sunday night and asked q
week to think 1t over. She went to all
of her married sisters. One, who used
to be belle. had three children, did ali
her own work and hadn't been to the
theater or out riding since she was
married. Another, whose husband was
promising young man at the time
she was married, was supporting
him. A third didn't dare say
her life was her own when her hus.
band was around, and fourth was di
vorced. After visiting them and hear
ing their woes, the heroine of this lit
tie tale went home, got pen, ink and
paper and wrote an answer to the
young man. You may think 1t was re-
fusing him, but 1t wasn't. She said
she could be ready in month.-Atch
ison Globe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24

lost his nerve and started to make q
get away. and the dog dragged the
young woman all around the deck,
cause she had the leash fastened to
her wrist, and she yelled and the dog
got Pa by the clothes, and as the
young woman passed me on the first
lap, sliding on the deck ON her stom-
ach caught hold of her foot to hold
her, and just then all the deck hands
and the girls parents and the officers
of the boat came along and they
grabbed Pa and held him and let the
dog chew him, and they uncuffed me
from the girls foot. and the father
was going to kill Pa and the girls
brother had me by the neck, and then
an explanation was demanded.
Pa told how we were walking along
and the dog growled and he ran, that
was all Then they asked the girl
about 1t, and of all the colossal liars
that ever was, she took the bakery.
She said she was seated In her
steamer chair, dreaming Of loved ones
at home, when the bald headed old
man came along and began to mash
her She said she tried to avoid him
but he insisted on knowing who she
was, how much her father was worth,
and which pocket he kept his money
In. She said she gave him evasive
answers. and then he snatched q
chatelaine bag on her wrist, and began
to drag her towards the railing. and
she set her dog on him, and then the
boy who was evidently in league with
the aged robber grabbed her by the
foot. and no doubt was trying to steal
her diamond buckle. and she yelled,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
couIdn't Convince the judge.

II have heard of the soul kiss and
kisses of other kinds, but never heard
of man biting his wife as an evidence
of his affection for her." remarked Jus.
tice O'Neill of Baltimore. Md. when
George Phoebus, aged q, of East Bal
timore street, endeavored to explain
the biting of his wife, for. which Of
Tense she had him arrested. Mrs
Phoebus said her husband deliberate
ly bit her on the cheek. and, though
the pain was excruciating, he said that
It was "love bite" The justice fined
him I'VE dollars and gave him ten days
in fail.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
ARTIFICIAL Wants.

Many a one, for the sake OF dnery
on the back, has gone with hungry
belly and half-starved their families.
silk and satin, scarlet and velvets,"
as Poor Richard says. put out the
kitchen fire." These are not the nee
essaries Of life; they can scarcely be
called the conveniences; and yet only
because they look pretty, how many
want to have them! The artificial
wants of mankind thus become more
numerous than the natural; and az
Poor Dick says: For one poor person
there are a hundred indigent."-Ben
jamin Franklin.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24

on a German battleship, because he
had He'd to the kaiser, and he knew II
a battleship landed us 1t would cause
international complications. 80 ne
thanked the kaiser, and said we had
rather walk, or wait until the presi-
dent sent his private yacht for US,
and then we skipped for Hamburg, and
got ON board a floating wash tub
that looked like an ocean steamer, and
when the vessel sailed Pa found we
only had money enough to pay for
steerage passage and have enough left
to hire o hack when we got to New
York. Pa said he had always wanted
to 20 In the steerage, and the cow
boy said It looked good to him. II there
were any steers there, and I told Pa
I would be glad to 80 in the steerage
II they would let me steer the boat
and he said, "sure, you can hold the
tiller and till all the way over"
Well, we got settled in the steerage,
ana for six days and plenty Of hours
We lived ON weiners and rye bread
that we purloIned or embezzled from
the baggage of some German emil
grants. until 4 never want to meet .
sausage again, and Pa says he knows
he will have hydrophobia when he gets
to drinking water again, and he made
me promise that II at any time he
should froth at the mouth and bark
that he was to be tied with ropes and
sent to . dog hospital.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
A CURE FOR FITs.
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Strug-
Cling to Attain for Centuries.

The intense interest that has been mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derful cures that are being accomplished
daily by epilepticide still continues. 1t is
really surprising the vast number of peo-
pie who have already been cured of fits
and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have chance to test the medicine,
large trial bottles, valuable literature, His
tory of Epilepsy and testimonials, will be
sent by mail absolutely free to all who
write to the DR.. May Laboratory, 548
Pearl Street, New York City.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
81 1855 $50 3

them Pa was rowing ambassador, and
only two days before dined with the
German emperor, and that settled 1t,
and they all began to kow tow to Pa.
On further questioning the cowboy
said that the ancient and honorable
ambassador was now In the study Of
airships, and that he had recently pur-
chased ten or fifteen million dollars
worth of ships in various countriess
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
Ono slam.

Vaudeville Dancer-When do you
60 on2
Vaudeville singer-Right after the
trained cats.
". D-Goodness me! Why. don't the
manager try to vary the monotony Of
his acts?-Cleveland Leader.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
Admirable System Of Insurance Pre-
vaiIIng In Germany.

In the history of social reform there
is no piece Of work more remarkable
than the system Of almost universal In
surance for the working classes In
Germany, which was inaugurated by
Bismarck little more than 20 years
ago. Provision ID made by It for sick.
ness and accident. and for permanent
disability arising from either Of these
causes or from old age; and its impor'
lance to Germany itself - shown BY
the. fact that in 1901. out Of total
population Of 57.73o.OoO. oyeS. 10.oVo.
900 Of workpeople1 were .lnstled
against sicknSss.M over r.60QQo0
against accidents and nearly 1s,60Qeo
AGAINST disability arising from I'D
'hSdhth or old age. I'M
II n scarcely necessary 70 tha
sys{sm. f6S cost t6US Individual
employer or employe n comparatively
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
WISE TO NlAoARA.

Teacher--Johnny, can you tell me
the most remarkable thing about Nj
agara Falls?
Johnny-Yessum; the price they
soak you for everything without going
to Jail.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
Rans n Faith Cure.

Says the Philosopher Of Folly: The
thing that faith cure has cured most
people Of 10 faith in the faith cure" =
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-04-24
Moving Pictures Here to Stay
Invest Your Honey Ii mev|ng Picture Theatres. You VIII
Get Greater Returns from This Than from
Any Other Investment

1t pays big to amuse the public. It requires
but a small investment to start and maintain
a MOVING PICTURE THEATRE. 1t is
fact that most of these theatres pay 5000
on their original investment in one year.
FORTUNES are being made in this business
on SMALL INVESTMENTS.
The STANDARD FILM EXCHANGE is
one of the largest and most reliable companies
who make business of EQUIPPING
THEATRES COMPLETELY. We handle
everything that belongs to the business. We
help you convert store room or hall into a
MOVING PICTURE THEATRE. We fur
nish CHAIRS, MACHINES. CURTAIN and
SUPPLIES, and RENT YOU MOVING
PICTURE FILMS and SONG SLIDES.
WRITE US FOR FULL DETAILS and
ESTIMATES. We invite you to call at our
Offices, where every courtesy will be ex-
tended. Address us as follows:
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Baud
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.DAkAED A M |

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Iuyorat;ou

Selection Drill Song The Grafton Elements
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JHS and DOrmitt
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'rieS open for @
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e Dance Of l
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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Kellettyille.


Forest Lucart of Newmansville is Wis
iting his brothers, Frank and William
Harkless, of this place.
Rev. r, j. Montgomery was called to
Williamsburg last week on account of the
serious illness of his father.
Alice Ledebur spent Sunday with her
parents near Tionests.
Forest Wolfe oc Blaisdell, n. Y, is Wis
iting relatives in this place.
George Edmiston of Newmansville, is
visiting his daughter, Mrs. VIM. Hopkins.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford of Cherry Grove
visited their daughter, Mrs. VIM. Pope,
Monday.
Mrs. Robert Watson is on the sick list.
A. l.. Weller and Leon Watson spent
Thursday in Warren.
Dora Jensen is visiting friends at Gar
land.
Mrs. Fred Slocum and Mrs. II. H.
Watson and children are visiting the for
mer's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. G. f. Wat
son, in Tionesta.
Rev. d. L. Platt, District Superintend-
ent, preached a very interesting sermon
at the NJ. E. church Monday evening.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs. c. A.
Jenkins, who has been very sick, is
slowly improving.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Friday.

Lumbermen are active in developing
a strong opposition to the removal OF
the duty on Canadian lumber.
The house voted the president sal
airy of $4,000 year but refused to
sanction any other salary increases.
That the Marathon craze is resulting
in evil to i'll trained youths is the ver-
dict of physicians and athletic author
tiles.
Mrs. W. X. Vanderbilt, Sr., will in
vest S1,O0O,000 in model tenements on
the upper east side New York, de-
signed for consumption sufferers.
Several hundred women packed the
assembly chamber at Albany to ar
que for and against the question of
woman suffrage.
Ernest Harleben. a Blackwells Is
land convict, swan around in the East
river for an hour in an effort to es-
cape, but got lost in the fog and was
picked up by a tug
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Thursday.

Rear Admiral Sperry and a party OF
officers from the fleet were entertain
ed by the Richmond Chamber of Com
merce.
A Texas company is making extern
sive preparations to compete with the
Standard oil company in the Eastern
and export fields,
A New York art dealer will make an
organized search for art treasures
buried in the Messina earthquake
ruins, says a London dispatch.
Japanese, posing as exporters and
students have been found to be spies
in behalf of their own government,
says dispatch from Sydney, N. S. w.
Miss Sylvia Green, daughter Of Mrs.
Hetty Green. one of the wealthiest
women in America, was married at
Morristown, n. j., to Matthew Astor
Wilks of Gait, Ont.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
SUMMARY OF THE WEEKS NEWS.
Wednesday.

According to dispatch from Rome
the Vatican is seeking aid in the re-
vision of the Vulgate.
A gang of yeggmen robbed the Erie
station at Hornell, n, Y. They rifled
the cash drawer and the Bell telephone
booth.
The verdict of the circuit court fin
ing the New York Central $lOS,0OO for
rebating was affirmed by the U. S. SUI
preme court.
BY order of the secretary of war the
name OF Jefferson Davis will be re-
stored to the Cabin John bridge near
Washington.
The battleship Kearsarge came home
under command Of Lieutenant Com
mauder Twining, Captain Hutchins
having been detached from command
at Gibraltar by Admiral Sperry
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Saturday..

It was announced that Nathan
Straus had declined Tammany's offer
of New York mayoralty nomination.
Mrs. Margaret Teal was convicted
of attempted subornation OF perjury
in divorce case of Helen Kelly Gould
aud was sentenced for one year.
Corean exiles in Hawaii threaten to
kill. Song, Corean home minister, who
proposed the annexation of the coun'
try to Japan, says dispatch from
Honolulu.
A dispatch from Washington an
nounced that leaders in both the SEN
ate and the house seconded Mr.. Tafts
desire for quick work in the considera'
tion of the new tariff bill.
William f. Curtis, writing from
Washington, describes how the stand
ard OF many educational institutions
is being advanced through the opera
ton Of the Carnegie Foundation.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Pittsburg Men Found Guilty.

After being out for nearly SO hours the
jury returned verdict Monday against
president of common council William
Brand, and councilmen John F. Klein
aud Joseph G. Wasson, charged with
conspiracy. The verdict carried with 1t a
recommendation for the extreme mel ~
of the court. The three convicted men
were charged with having conspired to
secure the passage of an ordinance for the
paving of certain streets with wood block
on the payment of certain sums ofmoney
by detective posing as a wood block
contractor and his assistants. Klein and
W. w. Ramsey, former president of the
German National bank, had already been
convicted of bribery in individual cases.
An appeal will be taken by the convicted
men.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Tuesday

Speaker Cannon replied sharply to
attacks on his administration of house
rules by 2 New York magazine.
Miss l.. Henrie Rixey a sister of Sur
geon General p. NJ. RiXey of the navy,
died suddenly at the latter's residence
in Washington.
A Constantinople dispatch says that
news was received there indicates that
the war fever is increasing in Servia
and that The situation is extremely
grave.
That he has solved the problem OF
storing up The suns rays and convert
ing them into electrical energy is the
claim made by George S. Cove, a Bos'
ton inventor.
Surgeons at Hubbardston, Mass.
grated sections of skin from the back
of a ten-day-old pig to the body of a
little girl They said the operation
would undoubtedly have successful
outcome.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
NeighbOrhoOd Notes.

Oil City has mild whooping cough
epidemic, too.
Coal is expected to advance from 25 to
so per cent. April lst.
Punxsutawuey is trying to have pam
taloon factory started there.
The school at Columbus, near CORY. is
closed on account of measles and scarlet
fever. Four cases of the former were
discovered in the high school in one day.
The body of Albert LIE Fene, a we'll
known resident of Girard, was found ly-
ing in corn field there. He was about
so years old, had wandered from home
and perlshed from exposure.
B. f. Matter of Clarion, charged with
murder in the shooting of VIM. Claypool
at the Perryville cooking main, Jan. 2Sd,
was tried at Clarion and the jury rem
dered a verdict of"not guilty." yesterday.
Motorman Christ Hansen of Warren
had one of his legs so badly crushed in a
trolley car collision Monday that it had
to he amputated between the knee and
ankle. Other injuries supposed to be of
an internal nature may cost him his life.
The city of Erie will be compelled to
find something like $780, 900 to take the
sewage out of the bay, if the ideas of the
>tato board o health are persisted in and
will be compelled to maintain beside an
expensive pumping plant to convey the
sewage to the locality where the state
board of health is of the opinion the dis
possl plant should be situated.
Caleb Powers, the brilliant self-made
Kentuckian, who suffered all but mar
tyrdom at the hands ofs desperate gang
of plotters who attempted to connect him
with the killing of Goebel ten years ago,
and who was finally pardoned after sew
eral trials on the charge of murder, is
lecturing in the north on the subject,
fright upon the Scsffold, Wrong upon,
the Throne"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
POrkey.

The South Penn Oil Co. will build -four
derricks this week. The Littleield
brothers will do the work.
Miss Wilcox returned 10 Sheffield after
a months visit with her parents in this
place.
Nathan Burdick and Lottie Bloss Wis
tied at the home of the latter's sister,
Mrs. o. L. Rupert, over Sunday.
II. E. Gillespie and G. II. Blum were
at home over Sunday, returning to their
work at Blueay Monday morning.
The quarterly meeting was well at
tended Sunday evening, considering the
bad condition of the roads.
Mrs. Ruport took their son Donald to
Sheffield Saturday for medical treatment.
Mrs. ]. c Welsh visited her daughter,
Mrs. Jas. McMichsel, in Sheffield, over
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Littlefeld were
Warren visitors Saturday.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03

w. II. ANDREWS, the well known
former state political leader in Pennsyl-
vania, has won out again as the properly
accredited territorial delegate to Congress
from New Mexico, his present home. By
unanimous consent, the house of repre-
sentatives at Washington on Thursday
declared him to have been the legally
elected delegate. Mr.. Andrews seat was
contested by his oponent at the Novem-
ber election, who carried his contest TO
the house of representatives, where the
former Pennsylvanian's claim was sus-
tanned without dissenting voice on eth
or side ofthe House.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Forty Days and Nights

OF suffering from broken needle in my
thumb and hand. to which applied flax
seed poultices for over week with no
benefit. A friend told me that San-Cura
Ointment would draw it out. l applied
it as thick as a poultice. My hand was
swollen to twice its natural size. San
Cura reduced the Inflammation and pain
and drew out the broken needle, over an
inch long. never felt so thankful. l
took the needle to Mr.. Thompson, who
has it with other specimens of what San
Cura has done. l recommend San-Cura
as an absorbent to draw poison and pain
from any suffering being, imam or beast,
25c, SOC, Sl.OO and $500.
Mrs. J. E. Tarr, As North Kerr street
Titusyille, Pa, wife of passenger con.
ductor on the Pennsylvania railroad.
February s, 1909.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03

IT has been conclusively demonstrated
that no man ever became president of the
United States who had more courageous
and fearless appetite than that of William
Howard aft.-Buffalo Courier.
There you go again! No possible use
to try to satisfy the grouchy, grumbling
Democratic editors. We who love Mr..
Taft for his great size e-brain, heart, good
nature, appetite and all-can readily un-
derstand how disgruntled and dys-
peptic critic like the Courier would
snarI when he contemplated such set OF
digestive organs. But it would be all the
same were the genial President.elect a
scrunty, bony, punched up dyspeptic
1t is hard for such to understand that a
strong healthy specimen of manhood re-
quires more than cup of hot water and
tootbpick for meal,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
Monday.

Reductions in many transcontinental
freight rates are announced following
a conference Of officials in Chicago.
Professor Percival Lowell in a lee
ture at Harvard foretold the destruc'
tion of the world by the collision of a
dark star" with the sun.
Advices from Vienna say that ag'
gression by Servia, which is thought
probable, would be followed by Aus
trian occupation of her territory.
Brains and genius of Luther Bur
bank are capitalized at several million
dollars in San Francisco to care for
the commercial end of his discoveries
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03

OUR genial friend Smith of the PuDxy
Spirit, of whom it can truthfully be said
he is no slouch of an orator himself, gives
the whole snap away in these few lines:
There has been in the past great deal of
fraud and deception and plain lying about
speechmaking. Many "gilted orator"
has spent weeks in preparing and COM
mitting speech, the delivery of which
was prefsced by the remark that the ora
tor was "totally unprepared," and the
audience must make allowance for his
purely extemporsneous remarks. Every
sane man knows that there never was an
orator who could make speech that was
worth the delivery without some sort of
preparation. And the really great
speeches have invariably been the fruit
OF great labor. William Mckinley, who
habitually delivered his addresses from
manuscript, did much toward breaking
up the practice OF trying to impress an
audience with the belief that tho speech
TO which il was listening was the result of
spon 4neous mbustion of the intellect.
Theodore Roosevelt never hesitates to
show his manuscript, and Judge Tait
renders his remarks from the typewriter
page. Senator Foraker, the Cicero OF
Congress, also relies upon his manu-
scripts. All of which is well, for the in
stantaneous inspirations of even the most
brilliant intellects are apt to be exceeding
commonplace, except iu spots.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1909-03-03
IdcnI COu1h Medicine,

"As an ideal cough medicine l regard
hamberlain's Cough Remedy in class
by ITSELF" says DR.. r. A. Wiltshire, of
Gwynneville, Ind. 81 take great pleas
ure in testifying to the results of Cham
berlain's Cough Medicine. In fact, l
know of no other preparation that meets
so fully the expectations of the most ex-
acting in cases of Group and coughs of
children. AS it contains no opium,
chloroform or morphine it certainly
makes a most safe pleasant and effica-
cious remedy for the ills it is intended"
For sale by Dunn IL Fulton.