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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
sPR1NGF1ELD,s FOURTH.

Luther Halsey Gulick in the Worlds
Work for July.
Springfield has, by constructive rath-
or than restrictive measures. won her
day and is winning her city conscious
ness. The children have theft fire.
works, but they have them under safe
conditions. And they have what is bet
ter than fireworks. Throughout the
day, they are occupied so busiiy by
things which are more interesting than
fireworks that The tIrecracller has
slipped back into its normal and Iegiti-
mate place. 1t is not enough to re-
strict the use of explosives. Thou
shalt. moi. has It's place, nut its place
lis limited as compared with the place
of the custom we have been consider
ing. Any community can save Its chill
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
Down South.

The white population of northern
Australia is but one to every 700 square
miles, SAM said the colonel.
But l reckon dey let de white ones
vote, doesn't dey sir2" was SANS re-
joinder--Yo nkers Statesman.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
Hard Luck.

chemist had made n mistake In his
weights and poisoned Il customer.
When the fatal tidings We're brought.
to him he exclaimed
Wretch that aln--and my best
customer, too !s'---Harper Weekly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

A Rhode Island Judge has decided
that an action for damages for the in
vasion of the right of privacy will not
lie. Of course it Will not, for there
is no privacy these days; and the
more's the pity.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
ss0 ifbf4 ttil 3d
TOO Vague.

Mistress cat the agency Now, my
husband is very particular whom j en-
gage as a Nurse. He wishes me to so
into the most minute details about your
qualifications. Do you know how to
prepare food? Can you sew and mend?
Do YOU mind sitting up late at night?
Are you faithful and devoted. and have
you a kind, loving disposition?
Nurse-Excuse me, maanarn I to
take care Of the baby or your husband?
~ Chicago News.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Y 81 am astonished TO see an advocate
sof:sreforrn like you selling sooth-medi-
5cines for crying babies. g" Why not??3
isn't q it hush money?'--B
American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Street car conductors sometimes
carry passenger a block beyond
where he asksto be let off. But they
do not charge anything extra for the
long haul. ~ ~ ~ -. 81
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
JUST FOR FUN
Enough snld.

HiclSs--D you know anything about.
Watkins?s sS II
'Wicks- les. but it is always my rule
.neyersto speak evil of my neighbors.-
Exchange.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

$50 you don't care for bathing?" TOO
much, Of a crush. don't you know
s'..Well, it, would be nice iffw could
have. individual oceans. 81 louisville
Courier-Journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Toinr1y--Paw, Eve heard YOU talk
about Easy street. Where Is it,
Mr.. Tucker--Its at the further end
Of a long, rough and hilly thoroughfare
called Hard Work street, my boy
Chicago Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

She-"Of course, I'm not as old as Vol
think am He--"I hope not-7-I NEAR
you can't be-that. is--how old are you z
Cleveland Plain Dealer. IN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Everybody Is willing to let everyone
else be tariff taxed, be the tax never so
great. Or as a French philosopher put
it. we have all sufficient strength to
endure the misfortunes OF Others"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Athletes studying team work could
spend a few prof table hours watching
excavation for the foundations for the
great buildings soon to go up,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

First Characteristics an outrage.
Second Chauffeur--Yes, there ought
TO be some way to prevent the owner
taking the car out without our knowl-
edge.---New York Sun,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

The Washington suffragettes had q
good cry" and then got down tc
business
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Very few people can stay on the
fence when there is a watermelon
patch on the other side.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

My dead man. be a little more pa
Stient with your wife. You must ignore
these pln-pricks of married life"
But my dear sir, my wife uses a
hat Baltimore American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Those whoainye in some of the new
additions have their lots cast in pleas
ant places.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

With the Thermometer running, UP and
downGin the nineties, everybody is COM
PEELED itoibear the burden and the heat
OF the day. AZ
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

VIII the schools of cod use the Cape
Cod canal as a short cut to learning?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

One OF the best antidotes for the SUI
ferings of those who get overheated IS
a cool million
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

The days are getting shorter but the
debates in the Senate do not seem
to be. .3s
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Z, The police in various parts of the
country. are not 's :Lrresting Leon Ling
so frequently as they were.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

The difference is that Europe has
stone ruins ana we have wooden ones.
What ruins have we in this coun-
fry 81, 49, 49, - .s..l... -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

The July crop Of brides will scarce
~ be SO big as that of June. but It
will be just as fine.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Mary Gardens sight has been. rcstor-
cd, In "saloine' many thought she
WAS quite a sight,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

The resurfacing on Main street looks
very nice, but only half as nice as it
will when it is completed.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
DEsERET EVENING VIEWS III FisIpAas JULY 1909

that. his sred hair was his salvation
adding that during the three years he
had presided in that court he had had
only SIX red headed men before him.
and mono of them were found guilty.
This, the paper says. is really remark
able when is remembered tina I on an
average 200 prisoners a week are
brought into this court and the drag
net gets them from all kinds and com
ditions. Here is a very important trib5
ute paid to red hair.
Red hair hay not always been the OBJ
icct of admiration. The Egyptians
during the Ptolemies used to sacrifice
annually Il rcdheaded maiden. In some
parts OF Europe red hair is still abb
horred. because it is thought u udas was
the possessor or fiery locks. The Ma
oris. on the other hand, are said to
adore that color.
4 At present it is generally conceded
by students of the subject that women
adorned with bright red tresses are
brighter and more ambitious than 9TH
geis. w liateNefsslf ulii there Inlay pe ~
this, it is Sasserted as a fact that red
haired women have n strange fascina-i
ton, and that red-headed old maids.
are almost unknown. Red-haired men
are equally in demand in the matri-
monial market, for they are said to.
make the most devoted Of husbands
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Motto for the aeronauts-Look aloft
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

The JOY Of the joy-rider often is short
lived.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Mrs Handout-"I would like to know
If you are a trustworthy character
Dusty Stryper-4--t.''W Why, lady, at the
last place I worked they called me q
trusty!"--Puck
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Hss sSsIl exbosltl8h2Sls not only
5rnaking good but it is also making
money Good. better, best for Seattle.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

president Taft is standing pat for
economy ut is the tinest,sstand any
president. has taken for a long time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02

Motto for the aeronauts Look aloft
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-07-02
Uscf,,I knowledge.

Racetrack grand stands. -" Louis
vile Courier-Journai.@ ii
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

subject to any and all easements or rights OF
way heretofore legally obtained and now In full
forco and effect, II any there be.
Reacrying, however, to the state of Colorado
all rights to any and minerals, ores and metals oi
every Kind and character and all coal, asphaltum.
oil and other like substances in or under sai,
land and the right Of ingress aud egrers for the
purpose Of mining. together with enough OF the
surface o. same may be necessary for the
proper ana convenient working of such minerals
and substances.
Value of improvements on this land apprais-
ed by this department 5000. sale application
No. COLI.
No land will be sold at less than the minimum
price per acre. The parcels Will be sold In the
above order. and each tract will be sold az oe.
scribrd ahoye---be the same more or less.
On lands selling for 1880 TO s25per acre. 10 per
cent. Of the purchase money on the day of sale
the balance in eighteen equal annual payments
at per cent per annum. Lands selling at more
than So per acre aud less than sla per acre, y
pee cent cash on day of sale, the balance IL
fourteen equal annual payments at per cent
per Annum Lands selling for e70 and upwards
80 per cent. cash and balance In equal pay.
mcnts at per cent Interest. If the purchaser
does not own the improvements, he must pay
Tor the same at sale. Purchaser will execute
bond, provided in section %, act OF July II
1915, must be citizen Of the United States OF
one who has declared his intention of becoming
auch. must pay arpraisement and advertising fee
Is. J.. Jefferson.
Register. state Board of Land Commissioners
First pub July 80; Last, Aug. 10.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
WORDS OF GRATITUDE.

Charles p Taft at a recent banquet
told story on his big brother, Bill.
"One day a woman came to Bills of
dce." said Brother Charles, "to ask
help in the case of her boy. He had
been examined for West Point and
passed handsomely. but he was a-quar-
ter inch under the required height.
His mother wanted the requirements
waived.
She pleaded with Bill with tears 10
her eyes, and he was immovable. Then
she told him about Johnny; what a
good boy he was and how he loved to
fight and ought to make good sol
der. Bill perked up. We need
more of that sort of boys he said.
All right. I'll waive the rule and let
him in
THE woman had about given up in
despair. and was quite taken off her
feet at his sudden surrender. She
jumped up and started effusively to
thank him, but she couldn't think OF
anything good enough to say.
Mr.. Secretary she finally got out
you are just too good for anything
I-I-I-why, Mr. Secretary. do you
know you aren't just as fat as folk
say you are"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
TOOK NO CHANCES.

About the strongest advertising ever
done in Texas or anywhere else, for
that matter, is told by the Alpine Ava
lanche in the following: In the neigh
borhood of Houston party of hunt
ers found an animal of the bovine or
der placidly eating grass in a clear
ing. AS they came up they observed
that upon its broad side there was
painted in letters foot long the word
OK" The other side was similarly
ornamented. Down by the creek were
two mules. On each side of these was
painted the word mule" The hunt
ers. marveling greatly. went to the
home of the farmer and told him of
their discovery. Somebody has been
painting your live Stock they said.
having decided it was sort of Hal
lowe'en joke out of season. st was
me-" said the farmer so many of
these city hunters come along and
shoot my stock, and tell me they
made mistake. / amt leaving 'em
any room for mistakes"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Subject to any aud all easements or rights OF
way heret fore legally obtained and in fun
force and effect, II any there be,
Kescrving. however, To the State Of Colorado
all rights To- nny and all minerals, ores and met
ils OF erery kind or character aud all coal ns
phnltum. oil md other like snbstanccs In I'M
der said land and the rig Of iugres- for the pur
pose Of mining. together with enough of the sur.
face or same may be necessary for the proper
and convenient working OF such mineral and
substances.
Value IF improvements ON this land as appras.
ed by this Department, S"-
Owner OF improvements -
sale Application No 6a6f
No land Will be sold at less than the minimum
price per acre. n given above. The parcels will
be sold in the above orier, and each tract will be
sold n described above-be the same more or
less.
Terms Of payment shall be ms follows viz: On
cent of the purchase money the day OF sale
the balance in eighteen equal annual payments
at per cent per annum. Lands selling a. more
than So per acre and less than S15 per acre, y
pcr cent cash on day Of sale, the balance in four
teen equal payments at per cent. per annum
Lands selling for SIS aud upwards, so per cent
cash. amt balaLce in equal annual payments at
per interest. IL the purchaser does not owl
the Improvements. he must pay for the same al
sale Purchaser will execute bond, as provided
In rectcn 2S act of July IL, 1906. must he a cit
zen Of the nited States. one who has declar
ed his intention of becoming such, must pay ap-
praisement aud advertising fees.
Is. Jefferson.
Rogirter state Board of Land Commissioners.
tirst pub. July 20; last Aug ~ 1909.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
The Tribune Honored.

Last week the management of the
Tribune received from the Colorado
State Commercial Association fine
gold pin and complimentary member
ship in that organization. recognizing
the Tri bune as the most progressive
news paper in Ebert county.
The following is part of the letter ac-
comparing the present.
"Your paper has been selected as rep
resentative of your section, as well as
being never. firing in its efforts to "boost
its home town and country"
Yours for greater Colorado.
j. G. Craig, Secretary.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
ForcibIe Hint.

Gunner-Old man Squiggs had
seven daughters and they all had call
err on the different nights of the
week
Guyer-Yes. that's the reason the
old man bought that freak cuckoo
clock and placed it in the parlor. Now
at ten o'clock those young men know
when to go home.@
Cunner-Does the bird cuckoo ten
t'mss at that hour?"
Cuyer-No; instead of cuckooing he
saws Beat it.'
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
United Brethren Church
SUNDAY Aug. %
Boost for the Ebert County
Fair.

Boost for the county fair. The sub
scription list is open, put your name on
the list, we can all spare dollar or two
towarI making this fair a success, il
brings people from all parts of the state
to Ebert and is the best advertising
medium known. Show the surrounding
counties what Elbert county can do.
The subscription list is in the hands Of
B. M. Maroon.
The Tribune will print the list from now
on until the fair.
The following subscriptions have been
received.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Human Weakness.

1t was at the Bertillon room.
You have the system down pretty
flne," commented the visitor.
Yes" responded the police examin
er, even to the Identification by
finger prints"
But how do you get the finger i'm
preston when the prisoner is unwill-
ing TO let you have it?"
"Oh. through strategy. We just hang
Wet Paint sign on the wall, and
the prisoner is certain to touch II
when we are not looking"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

subject to any and ali earemcut- or fights of
way heretofore legally nhiai"ed and nov In fnl
iorce ann effect. II any illefe be-
Ke-ervinG, however. TO The state Of colorado
all right= any and all miuerals. oTe-. and met
ale OF every kind and character and I'll coal
a. hnltum oil. And hti4rr ike substance In OF
under snd land and the right 90 ii'gffsr and
cgrcsr for the pnrpore Of mining, together
with enough of the snrface ~ same may be
necessary for the proper aud convenient work
inir of such minerals md suhsfnnres-
Value OF improvements on this land apprais-
ed ny thir department. sIt0.gf. owner o. I'm
provemente Cyril H. Roberts sale Applica-
iion No. 6267.
No land will be sold at less than the mint
mum price per acre, given above. The par
cells will be sold in the above order. and each
tract will be sold described above be The
same more less.
Terms OF payment shall be as follows, viz.
On lands selling for $3.50 TO So per acre. 10 pei
cent. OF the purchase money ON the day Of ra.'
] the balance In eighteen equal annual payment.
at per cent. per annum i48nds selling at more
/ than S25 per acre and less ihdn eI5 per acre Y
| per cent cn-h on the day Of sale, the balanc'
In fourteen equal annual payments at PEI
cent per annum. Lands selling for f15 and up
wards, 30 per cent. cash and balance In sevei
cqunl nnnnal payments at seven per cent. utter
| c-L II the pprchaser does not own the improve
chaser will execute bond. as provided in sector
y. net OF July II. 1906, must be citizen Of th
! United states. one who has declared his in
tention Of becoming snch, must pay appraise
| mont aud advertising fees.
B. l.. jefferson.
Register state Board Of Land Commissioners
First pub. July 2g: last aug 10
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Things VIII Take Turn.

"For about three months after he
gets his sheepskin,' remarked the
sage of Sageville. "the college youti,
expresses willingness to accept a
remunerative position"
And then what?' queried the man
who was posing as the audience.
After that. continued the wise
party, he begins to hustle for any
kind OF job that will enable him to
make good with his landIady."
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
And Other Thinqs.

''He gave her everything that mon
ey could buy"
What did she do with her monkeys
and boa-constrictors whens she left
hi.n?"
why, who ever told you that she
ever had any such absurd things as
those?"
You told me that he gave her
everything money could buy and
money could easily buy monkeys and
boa-constrictors."
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Born

To Mr.. and Mrs. C..H Hansen Tues
day evening at 10 o clock, bouncing
boy. Mother and child doing well
but the effect on the father uncertain
from the height OF his steps when pass
ing down the street this morning we
suppose the child must have weighed
a ton. Never mind, Charlie, the next
ten or twelve won't have the same effect.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Race Meet.

The Elbert County Fair board will
meet Saturday evening at b. NJ. Narron's
and select a superintendent for the
races to be held on fair day. All horse
men are requested to meet with the fair
boa rd that night.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
What's In a Namsa 2

The Master-Whats this, John?
Gardener-It's bread-fruit tree,
sir.
The Master-Indeed! curious
plant Well, we'd better not let the
baker know about it, 1t might annoy
him. And, of course. we shall have
to deal with him occasionally, espe-
cially when we have visitors.-Punch.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Classic Gossip.

These are my Jewels said Cor.
nelia. the Roman matron, proudly dis
playing her sons to her callers.
"Plfie!" shifted the other Roman
matrons, as they started for their
homes, sit is easy to see the only
other ones she has are either paste
or her husband has pawned them 10
pay his gambling debts"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
His Little sohsms.

The Bachelor-I'm going to move
into a furnished fiat.
The Benedict-Do you think you vii;
like 1t?
The Baohelor--Oh, not necessarily:
but it will enable me to get used "a
doing without a home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
al EIrst alusIn.

That quartet of spoony lovers GER
tainly did blush when the rough old
fellow caught them at it."
"a case of four flushing at hi hun
ways"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Mrs. Olkjer returned home from Rocl
well City Iowa, where she has been visit
ing for some time.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Snapped at II.

What broke the telephone?r
"Jinx was telephoning to his girl
and she told him he might kiss her
over the phone. and he jumped at
the chance"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
SALE oF srATN LANDS.

Notice is hereby given that will sell, at pub
lie auction. u the highest responsible bidder, on
the LIST dny of September. 1919. at o'clock, p NJ
nt the office OF The State Board of Land Commits
sionerz, Capitol building Denver, Colorado, the
fo.lowh described lands situated in Elberi
County, Colorado, viz:
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
SALE on scHooL LANDS.

Notice Is hereby given that | will ssli.at public
auction. To the highest responsible bidder on thu
i-t day u September 1909, at two o'clock p. NJ
At the office Of the State Board of Land Cnmmis-
-irners Capitol Building. Denuer. Colorado the
following described lsnds, situated In E.ben
County. Colorado. viz:
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Lloyd Reed returned home from Colo
RADIO Springs where he has been visiting
a few days.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

John Mitchell of Lafayette Colo came
out from Denver Sunday evening to visit
friends and relatives in Elbert
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

When in Colorado Springs stop at the
Spaulding House. Electric cars from
depnts and to all parts of the city: Rates
sl.50 to $500 a day; special rates by the
week. Opp. court house. South Tejon 81
J. HMEBAuGH, Proprietor.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
What II is.

Sue, what is all this Marathon
stuff you see SO much about in the
papers?"
Il don't know. Madge; it's all Greek
to me-
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
AuaIn the Water Wagon.

Again the big red sprinkling cart
Its strenuous way pursues.
And doth some awful language start
From the man with polished s. res.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Real Unkind.

"A woman's heart is easily broken"
said the fair widow.
"Yes," rejoined the mere man. "its
almost as easily broken as it is
mexded."
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Barnes and Sandusky who so brutally
assaulted Charley Heiser we're tried in
Castle Rock Monday, they we're each
sentenced to ID years pententary.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

FIR Hollingsworth who will teach the
graded room the coming term is in Ell
bert looking for residence.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Mrs. w. S. Thompson and children r.
turned to Denver after an extensive visi
at their ranch.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Irene Georgia spent few days visiting
relatives in Elbert.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19

Fred Long left for Cripple Creek Sun
day evening after spending a couple OF
days with his family.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Satlsfa ctory.

The kidnaperess says IL she
Must spend life in cell
She'll end that life The world smiles and
Replies: 'Oh, very well"
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
Expected Setback.

We did not know ju.t what would hap
To stop Wellman's rorth-going.
But we knew something would-it did;
1t seems the wind was blowing.
The Elbert County tribune., 1909-08-19
LEGAL NOTICES.
SAFE or SCHOOL LANDS.

lie aucfion To the highest responsible bidder.
the 1st day Of September, 1904 'elork P m.
missiouerr Capitol Building. Denver Colorado,
the following described lands, situated IN Elbert
County. colorado. viz