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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-19

Paris. April lS- Services in COM
momoaton Of Joan of Are were held
in ali the churches here today.
Numerous houses were Illuminated
tonight
In response to appeals bv L'Action
francaiso and other clerical organs
several demonstrations occurred IN
the streets today and number OF arr
rests were made. Among those taken
by the police was soldier. who was
crying, long live the king down with
Clcmenccau
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-19
THE OFFICIAL ITINERARY:


cursionists. when the train again
crosses the line into the territory,
whore buffet cars may be legally op-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-19
THOUSANDSSEE
CEREMONY IN
ST. PETERS
GREAT CATHEDRAL
BECOMES "A FAIRYLAND
Myriads of Electric Lights
Blaze as Solemn Ceremon-
les in the Ratification of
Joan of Arc Are Carried Out


Rome. April lS--ln the presence
of 10000 French pilgrims, practically
am the bishops OF France. many car
dinals and descendants of the new
saint, the solemn ceremonies in the
Identification of Joan of Arc were
carried out in st Peters today The
pope does not attend beatificatOns
in person, but as a mark of special
devotion he assisted az "A solemn ser
vice. when he replaced the ceremony
of Veneration of relcs, none existing
in this case.
Al half past nine O'Clock myriads of
electric lights burst out i'm st Peters
and as the organ Numbered the long
procession of cardinals marched in
The basiliCa presented fairy like
appearance. 1t was hung with red
velvet diapers and everywhere strings
of electric lights We're artistically ar
ranged Huge pictures representing
the miracles Of Joan of Are and her
statue were placed over the high altar
but they were veled Tue ceremony
began by the reading of the brief. at
the last word of which the wells fell
The statue appeared framed With
electric bulbs. the bells peeled forth
and the massed choirs intoncd the Tc
Deum which was taken up by the
vast throng. Many of the pilgrims
overcome. burst into frantic cheers
which We're Immediately suppressed
In the afternoon the ceremonial
was no less impressive. The pope
passed throug the ranks of knoeling
pilgrims, followed by his court and
picturesque guards 10 the altar
After the singing Of the iurgal
hymn. the advocates for the beau-
lication presented 60 the pope the
traditional gifts OF rasllet OF flow
ers ana the lite ol Joan of Are mag
uificently bound
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22
He Pulled the Trigger.

And he had hardly dozed off, with his
finger on the trigger, when William
began to dream.
Was that the door opening-the
henhouse door! All, ha, His vigil
would not be in vain. Yes-of course,
it was a darky, with bag over his
back. But it would be better to wait
quietly and capture him after he filled
the bag. He was an enormous dar-
ky, too; his head was followed
through the door by body that just
barely squeezed through.
And then Williams blood ran cold
for the first darby was followed not
by one, but by many of his fellows.
William had not supposed so many
could crowd into the hen house. And
they paid no attention to the turkeys,
but suddenly the shivering warder OF
the henhouse saw that they were saw
stewpot with painted faces; that big
stewpot was glowing red hot over a
fire in the middle of the henhouse,
which seemed to have grown I'M
mense. And the negroes-cannibals,
of course-were dancing a weird
dance about William, pointing to him,
then to their mouths, then rubbing
their stomachs and laughing horribly.
But when onedetached himself from
the circle and started for Will
liam, whetting a big knife on his left
palm as he-came, William decided 1t
was time to act, and he pulled the
trigger.
Jones awoke with two distinctly
painful Impressions. One was where
his right great toe had been; the
other was where the kick had
caught him on the point OF the jaw.
1t is said that Jones will recover.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22

sex ON a sensible basis. The JOB has
been under way since cur ancestors
lived in trees, but we see net the
slightest result in the way of solu-
tion. If your wife and daughters in
sist on wearing peach baskets cover
ed with wings and vegetables and
ribbon until they look Hke-weH,
like words which it is given mankind
to get the stern discipline of life
through suffering, not only that OF
the physical sort, but of the kind
which makes the iron enter the soul
But what's the use of complaining
When, you can do nothing at ALL do
it as gravely as you CAM Our OWN
opinion is that women of the present
time go around looking like jays. Ii
men should compel them 20 wear
such denominations there would be riot
but where fashion dictates woman rs
adamant as against all argument. Our
correspondent should cheer up and
remember the saying of old Joe MID
Ter: Married men do not live long
er than bachelors; it only seems long
er. Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22
PAYS PENALTY OF RED HAIR.
Angry Bull chases Titian-Headed
Youth Around corrals in Stock
yards at Chicago.

Chicago.-The brilliant red hair OF
Thomas Murphy,-17 years old, offended
a bull at the stockyards and he made
a rush for the boy Thomas forgot
the theory of human eye power and
took to his heels with the highly-indig-
nant bull after him. Two cattlemen
galloped their ponies after the pair,
seeking to divert the bull, by firing
their revolvers into the air. In the
meanwhile the bull steadily gained
upon the flying patch of red.
Tom was limited in his fight by the
high fences of the corrals on either
side of him. There was no place to
Jump aside and no time to climb. The
two drovers. reached the fence dis
lance ahead of the pursued lad, and
climbing on top, waited the approach.
When Thomas passed near the waiting
men they cried to him to jump up.
which he did. They caught him and
swung him out of reach of the bulls
horns In the nick of time.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22
BED ONLY PLACE
He CANNOT SLEEP
EVEN At DINNER TABLE JERSEY
TIE FEELS AN INTENSE DE-
SIRE TO pozE OFF.
FAILS AS BED DEMONSTRATORS
Amazing Behavior of Paul zubach At
tracts Attention Because He
Dropped Into sIumber While
Riding Bicycle.

Passaic, N. standing, sitting or
Waiting, Paul Zubach, formerly an Of
ficer in the Hungarian army, now of
this city, feels an intense desire to
sleep. But nature strikes balance,
for it is utterly impossible for him to
sleep when he is lying in bed. Not
even the pleasure of homemade
goulash can arouse him unless it is
served in bed, and he has had to give
up his favorite noodle soup, because
when a man is fat on his back he can't
eat soup except with straw. The
last time Paul tried to eat at the table
1t was for his loved noodles. He took
the precaution to set the alarm clock
so it would go off just as the meal was
placed before him. But it was no use.
He dozed off again as he was swallow
ing delicately drowned noodle in the
shape of the letter IS" His wife shut
off the alarm, said: Il ought to have
known IS meant Sleep" and got Paul
to bed. He awoke with start and
moaned that he had had a terrible
nightmare.
What was it?" asked his wife anx-
iously.
Il dreamed ! was in delicatessen
shop, with my hands tied, starving to
death" he walled.
Since then he has given up all at
tempts at pleasures Of the table and
sets his alarm every morning when he
gets up, so that he will wake up in
time to go to bed.
But eating is only one of the sleep
er problems. He has had to give up
his job in the rubber works. where he
put soles on sandals. Making sneak
ers," of course, is a quiet job and the
silence aggravated his complaint. Now
he wants place that he can fill lying
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22

down. He tried to be a show window
demonstration of the comforts of fold
ing bed, but the drawback to that work
was that he had to hop up every two
minutes to show how quickly the bed
could be slapped upright and con-
verted into a beautiful curio cabinet.
After few days he got so that he went
to sleep the instant that he jumped up.
and the proprietor of the store found
him standing in the window snoring at
the crowd outside instead of smiling
at them, as demonstrators always do
when about TO demonstrate.
His neighbors say his trouble be-
gan with the opera. Mrs. Zubach is
fend of music and once persuaded her
husband to take her to hear s'Parsifal, =
though that doesn't prove she is fond
of music.
This curious case was brought to the
attention of the doctors and police of
Passaic by the mishap that befen Paul
the other day when he tried bicycle
riding as stimulant Leaving his
home in Passaic he wheeled north
west, straight toward the region where
Rip Van Wrinkle slept for 90 years,
doing as he pedaled. But Haver-
straw was too much for him. He went
soundly to sleep there and fell off his
wheel. He didn't wake up, for nobody
can lie perfectly level in Haverstraw
on account of the hills.
The policeman of that town found
him sleeping in the road and sent
word to the Passaic police, who had
been informed of Paups disappearance
by his wife. She went to Haverstraw
and brought him home. Dr. Armstrong
of Passaic says it is queer case, but
be doesn't think it is permanent
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22
BETTER PASTURES.

Many prosperous farming sections
are prosperous largely because of
their pastures. In fact, q good pas
ture seems to be REGARDED as q neces-
sary part of well regulated farm al
most everywhere except in the South
Here, unfortunately, pastures worthy
Of the name are exceedingly rare.
This is not because we have not the
land, for a very large per cent of
our farming lands is now of little or
no particular value TO us. Neither is
it because we have not the grass, for
pasture grasses to be found any
where We can supplement it with
In Bermuda We have one of the best
our other grasses and cloverS, and
much beef or pork in the course of
year as will the famed bluegrass
pastures of the central West.
The reason we have not done this
before this time seems to he that we
have failed to understand the nature
of either stock or grass. We have ex-
pected grass to grew on soils too
poor or in too bad condition to grow
anything else; and we have inlagin-
ed, if our thoughts may be judged
by our actions, that stock can find
a, living if just turned loose in the
world and given chance The re-
suit has been poor pastures and poor
stock. A steer or a pig may rove
around over old sedge feds, through
brier patches, across cane brakes, and
under scrub pines and black jacks
and keep alive; but he will net lay
en- enough flesh to return any profit
to his owner.
A good pasture means an enclosed
field where there IS water and shade
and grass plenty of grass, so that
the animal can ind all he wishes TO
eat without any exertiol ani, having
eaten, can lay down and rest and
grow fat
When we have such pastures as
these, we shall find fat pigs and pro-
ductive COWS and thrifty. mellow
beeves and sleek, happy horses and
mules And these, in turn will mean
better lands, better crops, easier and
more remunative farm work-a
more prosperous agriculture, in short
and higher standard Of farm life
Other folks get all these things from
their pastures, why not we.-Scuth-
ern Farm Gazette.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22
GUARDS TURKEY HOUSE:
BLOWS OWN TOE OFF
HIRED MAN, LAYING FOR ROB-
BEERS, HAS VIVID DREAM
WITH SAD ENDING.

Rising Sun, Md-George Brehm, a
farmer, in the Eighth district of this
county has been losing turkeys re-
Gently, SO he placed William Jones,
an employee, on guard.
Jones, seeing no reason why a
guard should lose his sleep, placed a
cot in a convenient and comfortable
position near the henhouse, and, hav-
ing stretched himself upon the cot
and taken his gun to bed, with the
barrel pointing toward his toes, COM
posed himself to rest.
Here's when the plum pudding
comes in. Having been left over
from Christmas, William had parta-
ken of it for supper. nevertheless.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22

Sioux City, Ia.-Naughty behavior
on the part of express office mice
made the marital plans of Albert s..
Crabb, editor Of the Aurelia Sentinel
go awry. He was to be married here
to Miss Jennie M. Day of Lemaris.
When he examined his wedding suit.
which had just come from Chicago by
express, he found the mice had eaten
big holes just where the knees would
have needed covering. The editor vas
frantic and so was his bride. The we'd
ding was delayed one day while a
Sioux City tailor got very busy to rem
edy the deficiency.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22

Chester, Pa.-Morris Rowe, man
ager of a meat market, will be partly
bald for life as the result of furious
attack made on him the other morning
by a vicious horse. Rowe was unhar-
Messing the animal in the carriage
house when it attacked him, biting at
his head and trying to strike him with
its front feet. Rowe got away as fast
as possible, but not until the horse had
twice bitten his scalp, each time ta-
king ont large piece of the skin.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22

Fort Worth, Tex Because Prof. L.
A. Wiltsey, new instructor in the
University of Fort Worth, declined to
shave or his long side whiskers at
the request of 200 students, he lost
them late at night, in the dark OF the
campus grounds. While walking home
from prayer meeting he was ap-
preached by 20 young men, supposed
~ students, who threw him on the
grass and clipped bis whiskers.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22
ZOE SALE.

One pure blood Angora Billy -sev-
eral high grade kids and nannies
cheap. VIM. MAYERs, Brandon Miss
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-04-22

Single Comb Rhode Island Red egg
per setting 81. Barred Plymouth
Rocks eggs per setting S1.50.
MRS c. W.. TAYLOR.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
GOOD CHANGE
Coffee to Postum.

The large army of persons who have
found relief from many chronic all
ments by changing from coffee to
Postum as a daily beverage, is grow.
ing each day.
IT is only simple question OF trying
It for oneself in order to know the Joy
of returning health as realized by an
Ills. young lady. She writes:
81 had been a coffee drinker nearly
all my life and 1t affected my stomach
caused insomnia and ] was seldom
without headache. had heard about
Postum and how beneficial 1t was, SO
concluded to quit coffee and try 1t.
81 was delighted with the change.
! can now sleep well and seldom ever
have headache My stomach has gotten
strong and can eat without suffering
afterwards. think my whole system
greatly benefited by Postum.
"My brother also suffered from stom.
ach trouble while he drank coffee, but
now, since using Postum he feels SO
much better he would not go back to
coffee for anything"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," in pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above I~tters A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of humas
l0terest.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19

cake. Flavor with lemon or Vaniila
extract. Stand the cake when frosted
in warm place to dry.
Lemon Frosting.-Grate the rind OF
two lemons into basin; add one tea
spoonful Of sherry wine. one table
spoonful lemon extract, half tea
spoonful orange extract and allow tc
stand for 80 minutes. Strain. add
slowly to the beaten yolk Of one egg:
stir In enough confectionery sugar to
spread nicely on cake.
Marshmallow Frosting-Boii three.
fourths Of a cup Of sugar with quar-.
ter Of a cup of milk for eight minutes.
Add u quarter pound OF marshmallows
cut into pieces and three tablespoon.
fuls Of boiling water. Cook for few
minutes until the marshmallows melt;
then add one teaspoonful rose extract.
remove the saucepan from the fire and
beat until stiff enough to spread.
Charlotte Russe.-Take three-Quar'
ters of an ounce Of gelatine and one
vanilla bean; boil them in one pint OF
milk until dissolved. Take ten eggs,
separate the yolks from the whites,
add q half pound Of pulverized sugar
to the yolks and beat until light. when
one wineglassful Of brandy should be
added. Beat to a froth in separate
dish one pint Of rich cream and add
that and the gelatine to the yolks,
mixing well together; set aside to cool
Beat the whites to a stiff froth. and
Whon tho yOlka haUju IN stiffon st ir
them in; mix well and pour into dish
lined with lady fingers or sponge cake.
Let II stand one hour to set.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
Baked Onions.

Select even-sized onions. Cover with
hot salted water and simmer for 30
minutes without removing the outside
skin; when ready to bake carefully
remove this thin membranous skin,
place the onions in baking dish and
bake until tender, basting often with
melted butter. The onions must be
thoroughly done, but should not lose
their shape.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
6arbecued Ham,

Cut rather thick slices of cold boiled
ham and lay them in a frying pan.
Cook on both sides until they begin
to crisp at the edges and then put on
hot dish. Add to the fat in the pan
four tablespoonfuls Of vinegar, salt
spoonful OF English mustard, tea.
spoonful Of white sugar and few
dashes Of black pepper. Boil up once,
pour over the ham, let 1t stand covered
for a couple Of minutes and send to
the table.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
A Dire Threat.

II is well known that certain vaga-
bonds desire nothing better. especial.
ly when the cold weather comes on.
than tn he arrested and locked up, in
order that they may be taken care OF
while. One of this fraternity sue
ceeded in getting himself arrested for
up he was SO much overjoyed by the
prospect of not having to sleep In the
open air that he behaved somewhat
boisterOusly.
Keep quiet!" threatened the police
man; IF you don't, I'll let you go!"-
Exchange.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
TIE
Exceptional
Equip,renf

Of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
beneficially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
As there is only one genuine Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir of Scnna and as the gen.
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
if, upon viewing the package the full name
of the California Fig SyrupCo. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
Comfort Still.

A little fellow of five years fell and
cut his upper lip SO badly that a doc
tor had to be summoned TO sew up the
wound. In her distress the mother
could not refrain from saying: "Oh,
doctor, l fear 1t will leave a disfgur.
ing scar"
Tommy looked up into her fearful
face, and said: Never mind. NAM
ma, my mustache will cover it.
Harpers Weekly.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
Chicken Broth.

Take fowl, about four pounds.
Have cleaned at butchers, wash and
pick pinfeathers off and put on in
saucepan. Cover with boiling water,
just cover. Put In teaspoon OF salt
and pinch OF pepper. Boil 20 minutes
for every pound after it begins to boil,
only slowly. Add one-haf cup rice
the last hour II liked.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19

much disordered. containing sediment
and my rest was broken at night. Re.
lief from these troubles came soon
after started taking Doan's Kidney
pills. and continued treatment entire.
~ freed me from kidney trouble. The
cure has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster. Milburn Co. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
EQu and Cheese Salad.

Slice ten hard-boiled eggs and place
a layer on small lettuce leaves ar
ranged on platter. Crate over this
a thick covering OF cheese, then a few
fnely-chopped pickles, then the eggs,
cheese, and so on until the eggs are
used up. Put salad dressing over each
mound and tablespoon of cheese on
top Of this This makes a pretty dish
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
MIX FOR LAME BACK

To one-half pint good whiskey, add
one ounce syrup sarsaparilla, and one
ounce Toris compound, which can be
procured from any druggist. Take in
teaspoonful doses before each meal
and before retiring. This recipe is
never-failing. Leading specialists pre-
scribe it.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body Mass Of Raw, Bleeding,
Torturing Humor - Hoped Death
Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cuticura.

words cannot describe the terrible
eczema l suffered with. 1t broke out
on my head and kept spreading until
1t covered my whole body.
was almost a solid mass Of sores from
head to foot. / looked more like a
piece Of raw beef than a human be-
ing. The pain and agony endured
seemed more than could bear. Blood
and pus oozed from the great sore on
my scalp. from under my finger nails,
and nearly all over my body. My
ears were so crusted and swollen !
was afraid they would break off.
Every hair in my head fell out.
could not sit down, for my clothes
would stick to the raw and bleeding
hesh, making me cry out from the
pain. My family doctor did all he
could. but l got worse and worse. Ny
condition was awful l did not think
could live, and wanted death to
come and end my frightful sufferings.
In this condition my mother-inlaw
begged me to try the Cuticura Rem
edies. / said l would but had no hope
OF recovery. But oh, what blessed re-
lief l experienced after applying Cuti-
cura Ointment. 1t cooled the bleeding
and itching flesh and brought me the
first real sleep had had in weeks. 1t
was as grateful as ice to burning
tongue. / would hathe with warm
water and Cuticurl Soap, then apply
the Ointment freely. l also took Cuti-
cura ReSolyent for the blood In a
short time the sores stopped running,
the flesh began to heal, and l knew |
was to get well again. Then the hair
on my head began to grow, and in a
short time / was completely cured.
! wish l could tell everybody who has
eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. VIM.
Hunt, 1876 Thomas ST., Newark, n. j.,
Sept. %, 1908"
Potter Drug l. Chem. Corp Sole Props, Boston.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
There are four advantages in TAX.

There are four advantages in tax.
ing Munyon's Homeopathic Remedies.
First, they are positively harmless.
Second, they are pleasant to take.
Third. they relieve quickly. Fourth,
they cost nothing unless they give sat.
isfaction.
Prof. Munyon has just issued a Mag.
azine-Almanac, which will be sent free
to any person who addresses
The Munyon Company, Philadelphia
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19
Too Much Gravity a BAD sian.

There is false gravity which is q
very Ill symptom and 1t may be said
that as rivers which run very slowly
have always the most mud at the
bottom. so a solid stiffness in the con.
slant course Of mans life is a sign
of thick bed of mud at the bottom Of
his brain.--Saville.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-02-19

says. ATTACKS or
backache and kid
ney trouble be-
gan to come on
me, lasting often
for three weeks
at a time, and |
would be unable
TO turn I'm bed.
The urine was