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Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Min.tr.I. MaLIMerru.

The Star Comedy Company played
to a large and well pleased audience
last night in st. Thomas Hall, Fourth
and Grant avenue. Tho minstrels made
merry the evening with their songs
and funny saying. and their efforts
were literally apllauded. The show
will be repeated tonight and better
things ara promised. The proceeds are
for the church.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Riohardson-Emerson.

George W. Richardson. son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Benjamin Richardson, Of No. SO2
East Twenty-fourth street this city, and
Miss Cora May Emerson. daughter Of
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Emerson, OF No.
1880 North street. Philadelphia, were mar
ried I'm old swedes Church on Saturday
evening. by the Rev. A. p. Clay. The
groom is a machinist in the U. S. Navy
and stationed at League Island.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
soolatv Entertains.

The Ladies Bickur Cholno Society
celebrated IT'S eighth Anniversary on
Sunday in the AIDES Kodesch Synagogue
Sixth and French. The entertainment
consisted OF music. recitations and songs
given by amateur talent Refreshments
were served. The ladies thank the pa
irons that participated IN the reunion.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

Among those present were: Misses
Ruth and Anna Warren. Mildred Mil
Ter, Grace Tubbs, Isabel Peirson, Eliz-
abeth and Ida May Sonder Henry
Peirson, Walter Souder and George,
and Howard Soudcr. Reba Miles, Mrs.
S. M. Crew. Howard Grew, Mr.. and
Mrs. George G. Souder
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
FIne Boy For shootlna acraps.g

Charles Shockley. colored, 10 years
old, was fined s. and costs by city
Court Judge Cochran this morning on
charge OF shooting craps" John
Duckery, coIored( IL years old, charg-
ed with the same offense was referred
10 Humane Agent Stout.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Baraain Sale.

A three days bargain sale is In pro-
eress at the Boston Cloak store, and
some surprisingly low prices are to be
the rule. A special effort is being
made on women'7 shirt waists which
90 at 25c each. and they are said TO
be worth double the money!
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Eina On PeddIer.

Charged with peddling without a
license Nathan C. somerville was fined
IS and costs by City Court Judge
Cochran this morning. II was alleged
that Somerville gave cheap jewelry to
children to peddle for him.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Firemen 70 Dance.

In the New-Century Club building
tonight the fourth annual dance and
reception Of Delaware Lodge, No. 23l.
Brotherhood OF Locomotive Firemen
and Enginemen. will be given.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
1o Give Euohre and panee.

A euchre and dance win be held at
the Eleventh Ward Democratic Club
this evening, for the benefit of St.
Elizabeth's r. c. Church
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Inunrnnnd-EdeImann.

At st. Stephens Lutheran parson-
age yesterday. Roy L. Levergood and
Miss Florence r. Edelmann both of
Johnstown Pa were married by the
Rev Frederic Doerr.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
RiriI1dnu Partv.

Harry Thomas White, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Herbert White, OF No. All East
Eighth street, was given a surprise
party on Thursday in honor of his
thirteenth birthday anniversary. About
forty guests were present.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Birthday PARTY.

A birthday party was given to Miss
Elizabeth Souder yesterday afternoon
in honor OF her fourth birthday. The
afternoon was spent playing games.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
Accused of Chicken Stealing,

The police have made six arrests on
charge sof chicken stealing. The ac-
cused are David Field, John Parker,
Joseph Banks, Irwin Spencer, Walter
Thomas and William Breckenridge.
They will be given a hearing in the
City Court on Friday.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
piA and NM snniaI

A pie and milk social win be held
tomorrow evening at the home Of Miss
Myrtle Harvey No. 400 Taylor street
The proceeds will be for the Scott
Brotherhood.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
povvder ca.. cor,es Back,

The next hearing in the case Of the
government against the E. l. dupont
de Nemours Powder Company will be
held in this city on Friday Of this
week.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed te
cure any case Of Itching, Blind, Bleed
ing or Protrudipg Piles in to IA days
or money refunded. 50c.s
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

Special Wednesday, Zoe lb.
Chocolate covered French Cream
Waters. Reynolds Candy Co, 415
Market St.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
sneoinl Wednesdnv. 2oo lb.

Chocolate covered French Cream
Waters. Reynolds Candy Coz AIS
Market ST.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
sneoisI Wednesdav ooo H.

Chocolate covered French Cream
Waters. Reynolds Candy Co, AIS
Market St.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

-Taft-ikeu has arrived. Rey-
nolds' Candy Co., 415 Market ST.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
DEATHS


Howard Gilpin.
Louisa E. Weldin.
Richard Cook.
George c. Davis.
Theodore Stratton.
Edwin p. Dilworth.
DlLWORTH-In this city. on Febru-
airy %. 1909 Edwin r. Dilworth.
aged "a years.
Relatives and friends are invited 10
attend the funeral services from his
late residence, No. 1900 Market street.
on Thursday morning at IL o., lock. In
terment at Head Of Christiana.
STRATTON-At Smyrna. Del, Febru-
airy %, Theodore Stratton, in his 74th
year.
Relatives and friends and Delaware
Lodge. No. l. l. o. O. f., and DUPONT
Post No. ., c. A. r.. are invited to at
tend the funeral services at Riverview
chapel. Wilmington, Del, on Thursday
morning at IL o'clock. Interment at
Riverview Cemetery.
DAVlS-At Seaford. Del, on February
p, 1909, George c. Davis. aged 33
years.
Relatives and friends Of the family
and the members Of brotherhood Of
/ Locomotive Firemen and Engineers are
invited to attend the funeral services
at his late residence. Seaford, Del. on
Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock p. m.
Interment Presbyterian Cemetery.
| Christiana, Del, Wednesday at -
o'clock. noon Carriages will meet the
1854 train at Bear, Del.
WELDlN-In this city on February
23d, 1909. Louisa f.. widow of Will
liam p. Weldin, in her 18th year.
Due notice Of funeral will be given.
cOOK-At Allentown. Pa. on the 21st
inst, 1903, Richard Cook aged 36
years.
Relatives and friends are invited to
attend the funeral services from the
residence of his sister, Mrs. Andrew
HAYDEN, No. III West Ninth street. on
wednesday afternoon at o'clock. In
terment at Silverbrook Cemetery.
cILPlN-In this city, on 22d inst,
1909. Howard Gilpin, aged As years.
Relatives and friends are invited to
attend the funeral services at his late
residence, 504 West Fourth street. on
Tuesday evening at o'clock. Services
continued from the residence Of his
father. William r. Gilpin, Elkton, Nd
wednesday. February "a. at n. m
Interment at Elkton Cemetery.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
rHkNNIER Undertakes
SuANDLLN & Embaln@e

No. 21f w. Ninth Street
Careful attention day or nIEnE
Bodies In Boarding Houses. Hota,n
arid Hospitals removed and cared foR
until claimed. Carriages furnished.
Appointments frst-cl5ss Both Phones,
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
WIm Arreat Sidewalk spltters.

VIII ATTEST oluoWo'N Sf'Ne~e
The health officers Of the city have
been instructed by the Board Of Health
to arrest any persons they see eXpec-
torating on the sidewalks or in public
places.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23
DEFENDING THE
PAVING BILL

In support Of their contention that the
bill before the Legislature providing for
direct assessment for street paving would
solve many of their difficulties the Street
and Sewer Directors this morning present.
ed figures showing that "a of the most im-
portant cities had direct assessment, while
only IS others, most of them small cities,
pay for the paving. Other figures will be
compiled showing the desirability OF direct
assessment for street paving.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

Bin-Taft- has arrived Rey-
nolds' Candy Co., AIS Market ST.
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

Bill Taft-ikeu has arrived. Rey-
nolds' Candy Co, AIS Market St.s
Evening journal., 1909-02-23

The greatest bargains Of the month Clearing time here
and saving time for our Every day this week special
additions will be bargain list every department JOINS
IN ; great sale event Come early and often; will pay YOU
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
Estate of BENJAMIN F. Wyman.

CTATE OF VERMONT. (The Honorable
- District of Bennington. SIS Probate Court
for the District OF Bennington
To all persons interested IN the estate Of
Benjamin f. Wyman, late OF BENNINGTON IN said
district. deceased. GREETING;
Al a Probate Court, holden at the Probate
Onice within and for said District on the end
day of March. 1907. an instrument purport
ng to be the last win and Testament Of BEN
iaInin +. Wyman late OF Bennington In said
District, deceased was presented TO the Court
Aforesaid for Probate.
And it is ordered by said Court that the 9th
day of October, 1909, at the Probate ONCE IN
said Bennington, be assigned for proving said
Instrument; and that notice hereof be given 10
ali persons concerned, by publishing this order
three weeks successfully in the Bennington
Evening Banner, a newspaper circulating in
that vicinity in said District, previous TO the
time appointed.
THEREFORE,. you are hereby notified to ap-
pear before said Court, at the time and place
aforesaid and contest the probate of said will,
II you have cause.
GIVEN UNDER My HAND AZ Bennington in
said District this 18th day of September 1909.
GRACE Is. HOLT, Register
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
PLAY UP TO THE PART
Acting is Merely Self Hypnotism
Not EuOtism

The story is so old it seems trite to
repeat it, but when girl wants to go
on and play herselffi she has proven
then and there that she does not want
to act; she wants simply to show her
self. 1t is just a plain, garden var
iety of ingrowing ego. Her attitude
of mind at once proclaims her. She
will never be an actress. But If an
exceedingly good looking girl decides
she wishes to play character parts in
other words, forget her personal beau
ty, and make up plain and homely for
the sake Of characterization, it's a
pretty good sign mat somewhere with
in is spark that may mean art, says
Paul Armstrong in Success Maya
zine" and he goes on to say
Acting is, afterall, simply self hyp-
notism-the trick of being some other
person than oneself; of being it in
mind and voice, body and soul. II
goes deeper than clothes, wigs and
greasepaint, and, as in all other
things, the mental strength always
wins.
According to no less an authority
on the art of acting than Miss Olga
Nethersole, it is a great paradox
While it is certainly egotism which
leads a girl to believe the public wish
to applaud her, nevertheless, Miss
Nethersole maintains, There is no
ego in art" In other words, she
means that it is the utter effacement
OF the person-the ego-which makes
an actress.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
SOUTH SALISBURY

George Burgess and friend were in
this place Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Starks visited
Sunday in this place.
Earl and Raymond Howard of Ben
nington were in town Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. Martin Pierce enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. Layalley and fam
lily OF Bennington over Sunday.
Hiram Hall of the Soldiers Home
spent Saturday and Sunday with his
daughter, Mrs. Charles Cranston,
Mr. and Mrs. Edward Mattison as it
looked so much like rain. A good
crowd and good time was had by
all.
Clifford Harrington was in Benning-
ton Saturday with a load of potatoes
and states the price at 60 cents per
bushel.
Master Jesse Harrington of South
SALISBURY called on his grandpar-
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Abel Harrington
Sunday.
George Dunn is entertaining his
cousin, Mrs. r. S. Dunn of Benning-
ton, and his aunt, Mrs. Sears from
the west. She has not been here in
nine years.
S. c. Lyons and brother are trying
their boiler and engine and grinding
ochre at the clay works this week.
S. c. Lyons was at the works Friday
making arrangements for running the
works this winter.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
AUGUSTA r. cHAMoT DEAD
Saved Besieqed Europeans from starv
ing During Boxer Uprising.

New York, Oct. 1.-Auguste +. Cha
mot, who furnished all the provisions
for the besieged Europeans in Pekin
during the 1900 Boxer uprising, died
from consumption in the village OF
Larkspur, Cal. Tie was practically
destitute since his various business
ventures failed. M. Chamot had been
living in the hamlet on the proceeds
OF the sale of mis- Chinese curios, most
of which were disposed of in this city
two years ago. Chamot's money had
dwindled and his health also had fail
ed. Several weeks ago he married a
young woman named Betsy Dollar
A day or two before his death we'll
TODD sister in Paris cabed a prom
Use OF assistance but the offer came
too late
Cnamot was one of the most pictu-
rescue figures OF the Boxer uprising
But for his foresight the besieged
Em 1peans would have starved to
dea1l. He was a Frenchman by birth
and after vicarious childhood wan
dered into Pekin in 1883 at the age Of
l6 with a capital of only two francs.
He made friends with the European
residents, borrowed money, and start
ed small inn which ultimately grew
into the 400-room Hotel de Pekin,
where all the European visitors stop
ped
Foreseeing the Boxer uprising he
laid in enough food to supply 1920
persons for rs days. He also helped
to direct the building of the barri-
cades. With his first wife he is said
to have killed 700 of the attacking
Chinese. His big hotel was burned
but the French Government secured
from the Chinese Government an in
demnity of 100000 for his loss. He
came to this country after the siege
and embarked in various business en-
terprises none Of which were sue
cessful.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
orIaln Of Apnennlcltls

Appendicitis is caused in most cases
by Indigestion. The undigested food
irritates the intestines. The appendix
becomes inilamed which soon be-
comes chronic. Finally suppuration
sets in, pus cavity is formed and an
acute attack of appendicitis results.
To prevent attacks of this fatal di-
sease cure your indigestion with Ry-
dale's Stomach Tablets. They will
make the whole alimentary canal
healthy from the stomach to the low
er bowles. No danger of attacks of
appendicitis if the intestines are nor
NAL and healthy. Rydales Stomach
Tablets will keep them so. Shurtleff
Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
Massage

Scientifically given by professional
medical masseuse of New York. All
nervous troubles and deformities in
a SPECIALITY. Treatment Civ
en- at ladies' residences or at Office.
Inquiries or appointments.-Miss NJ.
Williams, AL Main street
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
EoR Lie WORLDS sgRIEs
Schedule of Games and Players Who
viii Ee Eligible

VIII &c Eligible
Cincinnati, Oct. AFTER promul-
eating rules 10 govern the worlds
baseball championship series, the ma
tional baseball commission vigorous
ly criticised President Charles w.
Murphy of the Chicago National
league club and imposed fine of $500
against the chicago club.
This action was taken on a protest
filed by the toronto club of the East
ern league and was based on an al
legged attempt by President Murphy
to coax away Player Pfeffer from
the Toronto team. The fine is to be
applied as damages in favor of the
Toronto club
All the rules heretofore adopted by
the National and American leagues
will apply to the coming worlds cham
pionship series, as well as the detail
ed rules adopted by the commission
since these games have been provid-
ed for.
The schedule providing for the ser
les between Pittsburg (NationaD and
either Detroit or Philadelphia Gamer
ican) follows
Friday Oct. 8, at Pittsburg.
Saturday, Oct. g at Pittshurg
Monday, Oct. II, at Detroit and
Philadelphia.
Tuesday, Oct. -, at Detroit or Phil
adelphia.
Wednesday, Oct. 10, at Pittsburg
Thursday, Oct. IA, at Detroit or
Philadelphia.
Tho oo,nrniccfon'o r,,line, oopfinoac.
In case either one or both the
games scheduled for Pittsburg, Oct
or Oct 8, are not played on account of
rain or any other cause, then such
postponed game shall be played after
the Pittsburg club returns from De-
troit or Philadelphia, provided, how
ever, that the Pittsburg club shall be
required to remain in the city of De
troit or Philadelphia until the first
two games scheduled in either of
those cities shall be played.
"'n case 1t become necessary TO
play a seventh game, the city in
which it is to be played will be deter
mined by the commission, as is pro
vided for by rule 6, and at the time
designated by supplemental rule No.
4.
in case Az innings of any schedul-
ed game are not played tickets sold
for such game will be good for the
day on which such postponed game
shall be played as announced in the
public press.
The following players will be elig-
ible to participate in the game and
none other:
Pittsburg National league club
Abbaticchio. Abstein, Adams, Bran
don. Byrne, Camnitz, Clarke, Frock,
Gibson, Hyatt Leach. Lever. Lei
field Maddox. Miller. Moore, O'Con-
nor Phillippi, Powell, Simon, Wag-
ner. Willis. Wilson.
Detroit American league club
Beckendorf, Bush, Crawford. Cobb,
Delahanty, Donovan, Jennings, Thorn
as Jones. David Jones. Killian, McIn-
tyre, Moriarity. Mullin, O'Leary,
Stanage, Schmidt, Speer, Summers.
Willetts. Works
Philadelphia American league club
Bender, Barry Baker COMBS, Col
Inns, Dygert, Davis, Ganley, Hartsel,
Heltmuller Krause. Lapp Larkin.
Livingstone, Murphy Mclnnis, Nor
gan. Nichols, Oldring, Plank, Thomas
Vickers.
Under sec. II President Heydler
Of the National league has selected
as umpires from his league J. z John
stone and William Klein and Presi-
dent Johnson of the American league
has selected as umpires from his lea
que Frank O'Loughlin and William
G. Evans
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
Free to All Subscribers of this Paper

Every reader of this paper who has
any trouble with either Stomach or
Liver can get a free sample of Ry-
dale's Stomach Tablets or Rydales
Liver Tablets or both II needed by
writing to Rydale Remedy Co., New
port News, Va. These two remedies
are not cure alls, one is for stomach
troubles only, the other solely for
liver and bowel troubles. Guaran-
teed by the Shurtleff Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-02
LAND OFFICIAL SENTENCED
Mccoy Gets Three Years for Smbez
element

Tacoma, Wash, oct. In. p. Nc
Coy. examiner and supervisor of gov
eminent surveys, employed in the land
office at Seattle, pleaded guilty in the
federal court yesterday to embezzling
S5.71S since last March. He was in
dicted September l, and Judge Hand
ford sentenced him to three years in
the federal penitentiary at McNeils
Island
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-18
FINE sENO-OFF FOR
THE IRISH CONSUL

A very pleasant surprise party was
rendered Mr.. Thos. F. McTighe (thei
Irish ConsuT) at his home, 'Ir-
landa," last Saturday evening. Among
the guests that were gathered to wish
him bon voyage and a safe return to
Hawafi-nei were many of his oldtime
friends.
During the evening vocal and in
strumental solos were rendered by Mr..
Al. Golding, on the banjo; Day by
Day. by Mr. A. Myhre;. and "Cava-
lima violin solo by Mr. W. E. Nc
Tighe quartet composed of the fol-
lowing gentlemen sang always Me"
and When the Harbor Lights Are
Burning: Messrs. A. Myhre, first
tenor; John Hills, second tenor; w.
E. McTighe, baritone, and w. Beak-
bane, bass.
The lawns We're lighted with Japa-
nese lanterns, and Kaafs quintet club
Iivened things up occasionally with
some of their catchy hulas and local
hits.
During Mr. McTighe's absence,
which will be about four months, his
son, VIM. E. McTighe, who has been
with him in. the wholesale department
for the last six years, will take over
the management.
Those present We're Mr.. and Mrs.
John A. Hughes, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Walker, Mr. and Mrs. George Curtis,
Captain and Mrs. John r. Parker, Mr..
and Mrs W.. L. Howell, Miss IIaw-
kins, Mrs. Thompson. Mr.. and Mrs.
Gehring, Mr. Sullivan, Mr.. and Mrs.
Dillon, Mr.. Beaknane, Mr.. Myhre, Mr..
and Mrs. Knight, Miss Knight, Mr.. D.
J. eastman. Mr.. J. eastman, Mr..
Strcm. Mr. Jackson, Captain and Mrs
A. l.. Lane, Miss Winsor, Mr.. Al
Golding, Mr.. J. Hills, Mr. c. A. Long,
Miss Payne, MIR. Filler.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-18
Elleford Company Pleases With 1.-The
GoSsoon.'


There was a lot of pleasing comedy,
abundance of the atmosphere that grips
your heart strings and holds you in
suspense, a delightful love story pref
tily told, melange of clever charac
tiers, and a pretty scenic setting, all of
''The Gossoon,' as presented by the
popular Elleford Company at the Or
pheum last night, the success that it
was. There are very few Irish plays
before the public nowadays, and the
theatergoers seem to like the American
PLAY best, but in the last decade stories
of the Emerald Isle were among the
leading productions, and they are some
thing of a novelty nowadays. The pro-
ducton in the hands of the Ellefords
last night proved that plays of the
class Of 1.-THE Gossoon' are still pop
ular. The part of Clancy O'Connell,
the "GOssoon,' was in the hands of
Pietro Sosso, and was one of his best
efforts. He seemed to get at the heart
of the part and his comedy and pathetic
scenes were charming. Auda Due was
Rose O'Connell, his sister, and she was
as sweet as her name. Lawrence under
wood made a clever Gordon Keene, the
English adventurer, and George Her
nandez had a great character part in
Rody Dugan. All of the other MEM
bers of the east provided splendid sup
port, making "The Gossoon' one of
the best bills of the Elleford engage
ment. 1t is the bill for tonight. Last
but not least were the clever Osborn
children. To be in keeping with the
play they had a great Irish sketch, in
which they introduced some new songs
and did the oldfashioned Irish jig that
had all the feet in the house keeping
time, and won for them well-merited
encores. Tomorrow afternoon the com
pany will give special matinee, when
the offering will be Hello. Bill, =
three acts of nothing but laughter. The
prices for the matinee is ten cents fo1
school children and twenty-five cents
for adults all over the house. Seat:
are now on sale.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-18
ADJUSTMENTS

night that the management decided to
run the picture through the week with
changes in the rest of the program.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-04-09
A CuPious Vane.

One Of the most curious vanes to b.
seen on any church in Great Britain IL
at Great Gonerby, q parish adjoining
Grantham.
1t 10 in the form Of a fiddle and a
bow and Ii unusually large. Its his
tory Is curious. Many years ago a
peasant resided In Great Gonerby who
eked out 4 modest livelihood by per.
forming on an old violin which waa
almost 4 part Of his life. At last be
decided to emigrate, and out in the far
west prospered and became a rich
man.
One day he sent to the clergyman al
Great Gonerby a sum sufficient to build
a church. and attached to the gift the
curious condition that a metal replica
Of his old fiddle and bow should be on
the summit of the edifce. The gift
was accepted and the vane may be seen
on the church.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1909-04-09

He was one of those long, sad-facel
men who never seem to be able to re.
sist talking to their fellow passengers
in train or any similar conveyance,
and, seating himself next to an inoffen
sive individual smoking big black Gig.
ar and reading a paper, he at once be.
gan to worry him with questions.
"Sir," he said, twill you allow your
boy to smoke cigarettes when he grows
upf"
i've never given the question min
ute's thought, replied the other.
The other man painted for breath.
And" he went on, family, twill
you allow him to drinkfn
Again the smoker answered that he
mad never thought about it.
"Oh," gasped the sad faced man,
lean such people EXIST To think"
But then the other man interrupted
him.
"Look here, SIR" he said. "You
mean well, no doubt, but let me tell you
that I've been a confirmed bachelor
for the last thirty-fve years!"
Then, at last, the sad-faced man was
silent. He had something to think
about.