The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-06-02
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after his success as class orator. but
will take up the cause Of the women
Of this country, in their efforts to gain
the right to vote, and finally succeed
in putting them on the same basis as
men in this line. Clarence always was
friendly with the ladies'. and his feat
OF earning for them the right to vote.
will make his name immortal on their
lips.
Now everyone knows that Meta
Hummer will make herself known by
her musical ability, but it takes a
man Of the makeup of the professor
to give anything definite in the way
Of dope. was told by him that her
fate would become so great that the
graphaphones ads. on the backs OF
future publications would include the
name of Hummer in the sentence
which reads, Hear Paderwaski ETC.,
in your own home"
Lawrence Reiner is doofed to lead
the life OF a tar. After graduating
from the naval academy. he will be
placed in command of a snip whose
gunners are to specialize in puncttlr-
ing the enemy's air ships.
Tuskogee institute will receive
worthy scholar in Mabel Bland. She
Will In time become an instructor
there.
s.The face OF an inventor" was the
e.-s~ 4 !, 1cd
a a likeness of Kenneth Davidson,
and he was just born on the right day
Of the right month, to accomplish
something in this line"
thought that everything was in
vented that could possibly be of any
value but this one of Kenneth's ought
to bring him fortune.
The continuance will be known as
knowledge machine, being con-
structed in the form of an ordinary
graphaphone, using records just IS
they do. Each record will contain
stored up in it knowledge on GER
tain subject. For instance, il a man
Is doing work dealing with mathe-
mates he will insert a record con-
tanning knowledge on this line. If in
the course of his duties he wishes to
know the cube root of certain num-
Der he will simply have to inquire
verbally through the horn of the in
strument for that which he wishes to
know. and he will receive an instan-
taneous answer. We all hope that
this machine will make an early ap-
pearance on the market.
Eyes, she will be the matron of
an orphans home" The word she"
refers to no other than the amiable
Betha Nelson, The professor added
that he did not think that the chill
dren under her care would be reprov-
I ed for asking -or second dish of por-
ridge. In my opinion, the children's
stomachs will require constant atten-
ton from DR. Johnson. almost for
got to say that Thorson will become a
leading physician and gain the office
Of head physician for number OF
institutions.
Helen Mayer and Ida Belle Mcclure
are not going to be able to resist tne
magic of Cupid very long. Ida Bellies
new name will not imply at all thai
she is any relation of the Allen o.
foot ease fame.
The professor said that he judged
from the picture of Adelaide Schmid
that she was very quiet. l replied tina
thought If vote by ballot was taker
from the entire class she would ge
tho decision. Anyway" says he,
''the truth must be told, she will nev
er say yes loud enough for the RICH
person to hear it, with the result tina
she will have to chop her own kind
ling" This was Almost too deep TO
me. Chopping kindling is good es
ercisc and yes is common word, bu
there must be some hidden meaning
Chautauqua goers will be thrille'
by the speaking of Ferne Chute, VIII
will become brilliant elocutionist
In the winter she will write poetry.
George Pechstein, l was tolt