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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

One of the new landings in white
lawn is embroidered all over close
ly with one color in a small leaf and
dot pattern.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

Lewis Single Binder = the famous
straight Sc cigar, always best quality.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

For pretty dress frocks there never
was such an assemblage of thin silk
and cotton materials as there is at this
moment.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

In point OF geographical elevation
Madrid is the highest city of Europe
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

There is nothing more uncertain
than sure thing.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Try Murine in Your Eyes. At Druggists.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

The sugar production of the United
States does not grow with the con-
sumption.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADED.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large OF. package, cents
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

sIrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teeth1ng softens the gums, reduces IN
nammation, aays pain, cures wind collie sc bottle
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1909-04-24

He who is buried in thought lodges
the undertaken.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
NOTICE OF TRUSTEES SALE.

By virtue of the authority vested in
me as substitute trustee in a certain
deed OF trust executed on the second
day of December, 1905 and due six
months after date, the same being
June 2, 1909, by Robert McGowen
and Johanna McGoVen, husband and
WIFE to secure a certain Indebtedness
mentioned therein ami upon the terms
and conditions contained therein, and
recorded in book .. Sage 1913 in the
records Of Land DeSds in the Sec.
ond Judicial District bf Forrest coun.
~ and default having been made in
the payment of said bdebtedness and
having been thereunto requested by
the beneficiary namA, IN said deed
of trust, said benef1isy being the
present owner of tn Indebtedness
mentioned therein, l S. E. ONeal, sub
sttute trustee, will on Monday, Sep
temper the 9th. 1909. at the front door
Of the court house, of Forrest county.
in the city of Hattiesburg. state of
Mississippi, having given notice for
thirty days Of the time, terms an1
place of such sale. by publication in
the Hattiesburg News, a paper pub
lished at Hattiesburg. Forrest coup-
ty. Mississippi, as required by said
deed of sale and sell within legal hours
to the highest and best bidder for
cash the property described IN said
deed of trust and here described rs
follows to-wit: All that part Of north
west Of northeast quarter Of section
seven CD, township four %, range
twelve Q2) west, lying south of GER
tain ravine or hollow, the center Of
the same being the line more particu-
larry described as beginning at the
northeast corner, Of said northwest
quarter Of northeast quarter. running
thence southwark six hundred and
sixty-five feet to the center Of said
hollow, thence west, along hollow to
the west line Of said forty, which IS
at that point one hundred and seventy.
one feet north of south line thereof,
thence westward along said hollow,
to west line of northeast quarter, of
northwest quarter of said section at
which point the center of said hollow
is six hundred and eleven feet, south
Of the north line of the section, t.
ther with all Improvements thereon.
Dated at Hattiesburg this 9th day
OF July, 1909.
49, AL,
7-12-3t mon lstee.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
WHAT PATTI GOT
FOR singing

Adelina Patti never suffered from
the financia, timidity OF Jenny
Lind. Not only was she a supre ms
vocalist, but, as Col. Mapleson re-
marked, mo one ever approached heI
in the art of obtaining from a manager
the greatest possible sum he could
by any possibility contrive to pay.
But the musical miracle was the
spoiled darling of her day, and she
never failed to obtain exactly what
she wanted.
On her American tour in 1882 her
voice commanded $4,000 a night. Her
famous contract provided that TIT
money should be paid her at o'clock
on the day she sang; also that she
be provided a drawing room and sleep.
ing car to be especially built for her,
with conservatory and fernery, etc.
Further, there was to be deposited to
her credit $4,000 for payment of the
last ten performances-Patf's favor.
lite device. She thus received about
twenty times what Mario and Grist
got.
Her private car, incidentally. cost
$4,000, and contained a silver bath and
gold keys to the doors-to say nothing
of a $4,000 piano
Patti gave to the manager only her
voice and her costumes. Her drawing
capacity justified this. Lucia" as
an example, was sung to an average
of $4,000. "Traviata" drew more,
since she sang more notes; it was a
frequent occurrence among the poorer
music lovers to buy a club ticket and
each take turns at hearing her for
twenty minutes; if one overstayed his
time he paid for the entire ticket.
Some mathematicians computed. in
dividing number of notes sung by
sum paid, that in "Semoramide" Patti
received fortytwo and five-eights
cents for each note. this was found
to be just seven and one-tenths a note
more than Rossini got for writing the
whole opera.-Washington Post.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
GOOD COTTON CONDITIONS.

A careful inquiry of cotton condt
lions in the Hattiesburg territory re
veals the fact that the crop is a..
most an average where the farmer has
made the most Of his opportunities. A
cotton buyer who has been around ir
Mendenhall and Columbia, says that
the crop is very fine. In fact it can
be said that despite the unfavorable
weather Southeast Mississippi cotton
is better than in any part of the
state.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
MlscELhNEous.
RAWLS SPRINGS WATER.

Use Rawls spf ings Lithia Water
and avoid all anger to your health
Delivered once OF fwce a week to
your home. Phone he Rawls Springs
Hotel.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
New Orleans & Northeastern
GULF & SHIP ISLAND RAILROAD
COMPANY.

GULF G. SHIP ISLAND RAILROAD
COMPANY.
General Passenger Department.
Passenger Service.
MAIN LINE.
No. 5. No. 8.
Lv. Jackson. -. $500 q. m. 1885 p. N.
Lv Hattiesburg DAB a. m. 7:15pm.
Ar, Gulfport. 1880 p. m. 1000 pm
No. A. No. 6.
Lv. Gulfport. ....7:40 a. IN. 4:15p.m
Ly. Hattiesburg 1920 a. III. 1888 p. m
Ar. Jackson. ..1:55 p. m. 1850 p. m.
Columbia Division tvia. Silver Creek
and Columbia.
No. 101. No. 102.
1920 a. m. Lv Mendenhall Ar. 1925 p. m.
1870 p. m. Ar Gulfport Lv. 2:45 p. M
No. 100. No. 10.
2:30 p. m. Lv. Jackson Ar 1906 a. m
500 p. m. Ar. Columbia Lv. 600 a. m
Connections at Jackson, Hattiesburg
and Gulfport with all lines.
For further Information, apply to,
THOS. P. HALO,
Second Vice-Pres., Gulrport, Miss.
Effective April II, 90.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
100 WATCHES FREE.

The Weekly Commercial gives a
small, regular 12-size, thin model, nick
ell finish watch for a club of only
twenty, three months new trial sub
scriptions at 10 cents each, $2.g0, the
amount to be remitted with The 20
names. Each tial subscriptih must
be new, not noS taking the Weekly,
and only one to family. Y he watch
is fully guaranteed, nice enough for
any one to wear, good Ame-keeper,
and cannot be prA chasA from any
jeweler for less 4 a9/ two dollars.
Drop us a postal wa for sample
copies and blanks.
THE COMMERCIAL APPEAL,
Memphis. Tenn.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
RAILROAD time TABLES
MISSISSIPPI CENTRAL RAILROAD.
Passenger Service.

Effective June 20, 1903
No. 1 No. 3
Lv Hattiesburg4. 6:15 a. m. 2:3O p. m.
Lv Silver Creek 1927 a. m. 4.39 p. n.
Lv. Vanilla. .8:47 a. m. 4:59 p. m.
Ar. Brookhaven. ! 9:95 a. m. Sac p. m.
Lv. Brookhaven. 9:9S a. m. $3.50 p. m.
Lv Roxie ...... .A11:21 a. m. 1888 pm.
Ar. Natchez. go. 12:15 p. m. $3.50 p. m.
No2 No. 4
Lv. Natchez 80. $3.50 a. m. 1850 p. m.
Lv. Roxie. ... 7:24 a. N. 2:44 p. m.
Ar. Brookhaven. 81 0S a. m. 1870 p. m.
Lv. Brookhaven. 81 II a. m. $50 p. m.
Lv. Vanilla. ... 81 81 a. m. 5:39 p. m.
Lv. Silver Creek. .10s II a. m. $3.50 p. m.
Ar. Hattiesburg. $50 p. m. $40 p. NJ.
Trains run daily.
r. D. REEVES,
General Passenger Agent.
Hattiesburg, Miss.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
q = q NATURES

Something
weakened
properties WELL
responsible
the necessary quantity of riA
Way stream which
agd % meath A Po&y noushe4 body cannot disease.
trouble
s. s. will be found both bloodcsng qualities
constitutions
the blood thus supplying meas restoring strength
The healthful wh
is composed make splenddy fitted the needs
harmful ae safe and pleasant acting medicine persons
every age body
this season improves the appetite digestion
pleasing effects the
Poon Oh tie body THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-07-26
FRATERNAL.

Woodmsp Circle, Hartman Grove,
No. 70 NEEDS Every Friday at o'clock
except 4th Ffiday, which will meet in
the afternoh at 8 o'clock, Woodman
Hall. Guardian, Mrs. A. R. Fairchild;
Clerk, Miss Lille Chapman, either of
the above will be glad to take applica-
tons for membership. If
The bee., 1909-03-25
LODGES.

Masonic Lodge-E. w. Turner,
No. 64S meets LIST. and 3rd. Fridays
in each month.
JESSE PHILLIPS, Sec.
Victoria Lodge, No. 81, X. of p.
meets every Monday and Thursday
nights. Visitors welcome.
ERNEST NEWTON,
X. of II. and s.
Hopkins Lodge, A. o. u. w. No.
56l meets every Thursday night.
Y.Q. WALKER, Sec.
Golden Cross Lodge, Darlington,
No. 626 meets LIST. and 3rd, Saturday
night in each month.
MRS. M. b. LONG, Sec.
Degree Of Honor, No. 10 meets End
and 4th Saturday nights in each
month.
MISS LizzIE HUFF, Sec,
Ben Hur Lodge, Darlington
Court, No. So meets every 2nd and
4th Friday night at new Victory
Hall.
JOHN WAND, Scribe.
Stan1waite, Tribe No. 81, Red Men
meets every Friday sleep.
CLAUDE LONG, Sec.
Woodmen of the World, Catalpa
Camp No. BOZ meets every Monday
night. All members are earnestly
requested to be there.
J. s. HANCOCK, Clerk.
Mndoru XUUoA,,o, 90 ti,o Nuo,Id
No. 1882 meets every Wednesday.
Y. q. WALKER, Sec.
Klub Kentuck open all hours.
Business meeting End Tuesday in
each month.
g. l.. AsBBY, Sec.
The bee., 1909-03-25
A Lona Sentence.

The prize for the longest sentence
ever written may fairly be awarded to
the elder Dumas. who probably holds
a furtAer record for fertility OF pro
duction In the seventh of the 20 vol
umes which compose the Impressions
de Voyage" there is a sentence de-
scribing BenYenuto Cellini, which nils
three pages, or 1903 lines. averaging
As letters apiece. The sentence is
broken by GO commas and so semi
colons but as 1t contains 1876 verbs
and 1872 proper names. the reader Is
somewhat bewildered before the end
is reached.
The bee., 1909-03-25
EULOGIZE GROVER CLEVELAND
Ex-Presidents seventy-seoond Birth.
day Gathering Is Addressed by
President Taft.

New York, March l9.-Tributes in
poem, song and speeches were render
ed Thursday in honor of the seventy
second birthday and anniversary of
the late Grover Cleveland at memori-
al exercises in which President Taft,
Governor Hughes. Chief Justice Full
Ter and Mayor Mcclellan made ad-
dresses and several hundred of New
York's most prominent citizens at
tended. Mrs. Cleveland with a party
of friends occupied a box in Carnegie
hall, where the memorial was held.
A second memorial was held Thurs
day night at the College Of the City Of
New York. at which speeches were
made by Governor Hughes, Senator
Root, Mayor Mcclellan, Judge Gray
Of Delaware, William B. Hornblower
and Edward NJ. Shepard.
The bee., 1909-03-25
ALWAYS SOURCE OF WEAKNESS.
Pretsnss Detracts from the Power
to Accomplish.

There is nothing which will add 80
much TO ones power as the conscious
ness Of being absolutely sincere, genu-
inc. II your life is a perpetual lie.
II you are conscious that you are not
what you pretend to be-that you are
really a different person from what
the world regards you--you are not
strong.
There Is a restraint, a perpetual
nghting against the truth going on
within you, a struggle which saps
your energy and warps your conduct.
II there is a mote at the bottom of
your eye you cannot look the world
squarely in the face.
Your vision is not clear. Everybody
sees that you are not transparent
There is a cloudiness, a haze about
your character, which raises the inter.
rogation point where you go. Char
acter alone Is strength. deceit is weak.
ness, sham and shoddy are powerless,
and only the genuine and the true are
worth while.-Exchange
The bee., 1909-03-25
BLESSINGS Of IdIeness.

Perpetual devotion to what q man
calls his business is only to be sus-
tanned by perpetual neglect Of many
other things. And II is not by any
means certain that a mans business
Is the most important thing he has to
do. To an impartial estimate It will
seem clear that many OF the wisest,
most beneficent parts that are to be
played upon the theater Of life are
filled by gratuitous performers, and
pass among the world at large as
phases OF idleness. For In that the
alter not only the working gentlemen,
singing chambermaids and diligent
nddlers In the orchestra, but those
who look on and clap their hands from
the benches, do really play part and
MI important offices toward the gen
eral result.-RObert Louis Stevenson.
The bee., 1909-03-25
OFFERS 100000 FOR FIGHT
Chattanooga Capitalists Offer Big
Purse for Eight Round Bout Be-
tween johnson and Jefferies.

Chattanooga, Tenn, March 23.-
Chattanooga capitalists Monday Of
fered a purse of 100000 for an eight
round fight between Jack Johnson,
champion heavyweight, and James j.
Jefferies the fight to be pulled OF in
this city. The parties promoting the
fight are ready to post any reasonable
forfeit. The state law permits short
contests only.
Boston, March 23.-Jefferies was in
formed of the Chattanooga offer said:
81 thank the gentlemen from Tonnes
see for their generous offer, but
wont fight until l get into the right
shape"
The bee., 1909-03-25
MAEN rAs pAasNoLooIar go.
Ale knowledge Of Horses Was Ed-
IDENTIFY q Weak Point.

Mayor Reyburn of Philadelphia told
1T dinner a horse story.
"A farmer visited a phrenologist. /"
he said. "He had heard that the phre-
sologlst thought Of buying a horse. lie
had his head examined and his bumps
revealed surprising things.
Your tastes are the simple, home
ly and pure tastes of a farmer said
the phrenologist and a farmer I take
you to be, Am ! not right? Aha,
thought so. You are unready and fal.
tering in speech; you find It difficult
to express the simplest ideas. You
are sadly deficient in judgment and
have no knowledge of human nature
Your innocent and trustful disposition
renders you an easy dupe to design
Ing men, and your own perfect hon
esty prevents you from either suspect
ing or defraudlng any one
The phrenologist the following
week bought horse from the farmer.
The horse was knock-kneed, Il was 25
years old. 1t had bad temper, and It
baked. Though the farmer had only
paid SIS for the animal, he secured
without difficulty $3.50 from the phre-
nologist for It.
ats wonderful said the farmer TO
himself, rs he hastened toward the
bank to deposit the money--'it's Jest
wonderful that man should know so
much about men and not know q thing
about bosses! Detroit Free Press.
The bee., 1909-03-25
The Badge of Honesty

Is on every wrapper Of Doctor Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery because full
list of the ingredients composing it Is
printed there in plain English. Forty
years of experience has proven its superior
worth as a blood purifier and invigOrat-
tng tonic for the cure of stomach disorders
and all liver ills. 1t builds up the run
down system as no other tonic can In
which alcohol is used. The active medic
inal principles Of native roots such as
Golden Seal and Queens root, Stone and
Mandrake root, BloOdroot and Black
Cherrybark are extracted and preserved
by the use OF chemically pure, triple
refined glycerine. Send TO DIR. r. V. Pierce
at Buffalo, N. Y, for free booklet which
quotes extracts from well-recognized med
'tcal authOrltieS such as Drs. Bartholow,
King, ScuddeE Coe, Ellingwood and .
host OF otherS, showing that these roots
can be dsPended upon for their curative
action u all weak states OF the stomach,
accompkpied by indigestion or dyspepsia
as well 6 mall bilious or liver complaints
and in N wasting diseases where there
Is losy9frflosh and gradual running down
OF t6Istrength and system.
= The rGolden Medical QiscoYerY. makes
rich, pure blood and so inYIgoTates and
feglllates The stomach. LIVER aud bowels,
and. Through them 1he whole system.
Thus all skin affections, biotches, pimples
and eruptions as we'll as scrofulous swell
hngs and old open running sores or ulcers
arc cured and healed. In treating old
running sores, or ulcers, ii is well to In
sure their hOaling TO apply 10 them DIR.
Pierce'S All-Healing Salve. II your drug
gist don't happen to have this SalYe in
stock, send ffty-four cents IN postage
stamps 10 DIR. r. v. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute Buffalo, N. Y, and
a large box of the SAIL Healing SalVe {"
will reach you by return post.
You can't afford TO accept a secret nos
trum as substitute for this non alcoholic,
medicine or KNOWN COMPOSITION, not
even though the urgent dealer may
thereby make a little bigger profit.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
aud lnyigorate stomach, liver and bowels
Sugar-coated, tiny granulss. easy 70 taks
- candy.
The bee., 1909-03-25
CHURCHES.

CATHOLIC CHURCH.-First mass
every Sunday and holy day at 700
n. m. Second mass and preaching
9:8O a. IN. Vespere and benedictlon
p. m. Rev. j. p. Mcfarland, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH. - Sunday
school at $3.50 n. m. Preaching every
Lords day at l0:45 a. m. and 7 p
m. Prayer meeting every Wednes.
day at 1880 y. m.
M. r. CHURoH.-Regular services
third Sunday at II n. m. and 7:80p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 1880. Sunday-schoOl at $3.50 a. m.
Glass meeting, second Sunday at
l0:30 n. IN. Rev. j.. II. Embry, pastor
Epworth League-J. s. Han
cock, president. Meets every Sun
day evening at 6:45 p. m. at the
Methodist Episcopal Church, South
All are welcome.
M. f. CHURCH, SoUTH.-Rev. w.
G. Brandon, pastor. Services on
every Sunday at III a. IN. and
1902. m. Sunday school at $3.50
a. m. Prayer meeting, Wednesday
evenings at 1880 O'Clock. Ep-
WOEJn lfehku ever ouuuAN evening
at 6:45. Ladies' Aid Society every
Monday afternoon. Official Board
meeting Monday after first Sunday
In each month.
MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH =
Preaching the fourth Sunday ut IL
n. m. and 1880 p. M. and the preced-
ing Saturday night. Church meeting
Saturday night before the 4th Sun
day. Sunday school at $3.50 q. m.
Prayer meeting eyerv Monday night
at 1850. Rev, Q. H, Grigson, Pastor.
GENERAL BAPTIST CHURoH.=
Services Saturday night before the
first Sunday In each month at 1880
p. m, first Sunday at IL a. m. and 1880
p. m. Prayer meeting Friday even
Ing at 1880. Rev. Bumpus, pastor.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH - HEo
LA.--Regular services first Thursday
at 1880 p. m. and third Sunday at
$3.50 p. IN. In each month. Sunday
school each Sunday morning ut $3.50
o'clock.
The bee., 1909-03-25

Although a wise man Is exactine
toward himself he does not demand
anything Of others. He is content with
his lot and never complains OF heaven
He never blames others for his fate
therefore. when he finds himself in a
low state, he submits to fate. An
ordinary mortal. seeking earthly bliss
falls into dangers.
When the arrow does not hit the
target he who shoots il blames only
himself and no one else Even SO
does the wise man act.-Confucius.
The bee., 1909-03-25
CITY DI ECTORY.
CITY OFFICERS.

Mayor-James r. Rash.
Police Judge-Ernest Newton.
Chief Of POllce-Wm. Bradley.
Night Chief-Clarence Mitchell.
Tax Assessor
City Clerk-Paul p. Price.
Treasurer-Frank Il. Arnold.
City Physician-W. X. Nisbet.
City Engineer--F. ID. Rash.
Street Commissioner Robt. Wood
Councilmen-Jno. Il, Atkinson,
Madison Oldham, II. G. Bourland,
l.. II. O'BriOn, Geo. G. Atkinson,
Thos. Blair. Meeting night first
Monday night in each month.
School Trustee-Paul M. Moore,
Board of Health-Ed M, Trahern
Jno. Y, Taylor, Curtis b. Johnson,
M. ID.
Postmaster-Chas. Cowell.
The bee., 1909-03-25
RECORD STEERAGE ARRIVALS
OF e4o3 immigrants Reaching New
York In Day-Itallans Were
Most Numerous.

New York, March 20.-Six ships
came up the narrows Friday carrying
a total of 9403 men, women and chill
dren as storage passengers. OF this
great company Italians were the most
numerous. Russians and Poles were
next and Germans and Australians
least in number.
immigration officials say Friday
may be the biggest single day IN the
history of the office, although they
are inclined to think one day in 1907
surpassed it by small margin.
The bee., 1909-03-25
arhs Devil .nd the psep ses.v

the DeVH ana the Deep sea-"
Habits English Proverbs" gives
the proVerb as "Betwixt the devil and
the Dead sea-" and quotes 1t from
Clarke's "PAroemiologia," 1889. and
adds this note OF explanation: "On the
horns of = dilemma. In Cornwall they
say deep sea, which may be right.
ReddAlls Fact, Fancy and Fable"
gives the following explanation OF the
proverb: This expression is used by
Col. Monroe in his Expedition with
Mackay's Regiment printed in Lon
don In 1887. The regiment was with
the army OF Gustavus Adolphus and
was engaged in a battle with the Aus
TRANS. The Swedish gunners did not
elevate their guns sufficiently, and
their shot fell among this Scottish
regiment, so that we were between
the devil and the deep sea-"
The bee., 1909-03-25
HumOr dua Philosophy
WHAT'S THE UsE7
By DUNCAN n. SMITH

What's the use OF working7
Loafing Is so good.
Digging In the trenches.
Saving knotty wood.
Wearing out your muscle.
Wasting all tho day
When you might be 1oafing-
What's the use, I say
Working never gets you
Much Of any place,
For the ones who shun Il
Somehow feed their face, 4,
Somehow get their clothing
And a place to sleep
Just as though they labored
For their board and keep.
Any way you take Il
Working isn't sport.
Measured as amusement
1t is always short.
Strained would be the notion
That an aching back
As a form OF pleasure
Not a thing would lack.
Loafng Is a comfort,
An Astounding Joy.
As a glad condition
It's without alloy.
As a steady treasure.
Making bright your days,
1t has simple working
Beaten forty ways
The bee., 1909-03-25
sorrx for the LInhtkeepsr,

While the dear old country gentle
man and his wife were walking on the
beach one evening they suddenly no
ticed the revolving light of lightship.
The old lady gazed at It with open
eyes for some minutes. then she
turned to her husband with a puzzled
look. We'll" she exclaimed, IF the
man in that ship hasn't lit that light
this 20 times, and it has gone out
eyN=ytimei"
The bee., 1909-03-25

''You seem Unfortunately fcnd Of ko-
daking."
al am"
Like to develop the pictures, 1 sup
poser
''Oh, not at ALL"
"Tben why such devotingT'
"You see, always take snapshot
at the other girls whenever get a
chance and put them In my album"
'WellT
"Well, the pictures are just horrid."
The bee., 1909-03-25
Our HslpfuI Maids.

Louise-Im in an awful boat After
/ started 10 bleach my hair, | found
had only enough to do half OF IL. and
Nelson is coming tonight.
Julia-Neyer mind, dear. Let him
sit on the perox-side.-H aTpers Bazaar
The bee., 1909-03-25

1t Is indeed hard to believe that q
stray dog has legal owner II you hap
pen to want to annex the dog yourself.
The bee., 1909-03-25
Homemade.

II am going to write a story Of the
blast furnaces"
you ought to go down to Pittsburg
for awhile"
what for?'
Atmosphere"
wholly unnecessary. can get it
home with a couple of smoky lamps"
The bee., 1909-03-25
Another Kind.

"Uncle. you look like a picture in
your new suit"
do !, indeedr'
eyes; the comic supplement"