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Omaha daily bee., 1909-03-30
REAL ESTATE
FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR SALE
Missouri,

bargain list-14-S0 acres 4 miles
from clyde; nice. level land. all fenced, at
$50. 1870 acres near Agenda, in Ger
man settlement; creek bottom and well
improved. A bargain at 1900, with good
terms. Also have several good farms that
l can give good trades on. Write for my
complete list, mentioning this paper.
Walter Nelson. Clyde. Kan. (2O-M163 8
Omaha daily bee., 1909-03-30
Kansas.

NORTH Dickinson county land, Zine homes,
good investments. selling fast, advancing
rapidly; come soon, get a good bargain.
Write r. Fackler. Manchester. Kan.
l90)-Ms64 31x
Omaha daily bee., 1909-03-30
sOuth Dakota.

$50 acres "a miles OF railroad station.
Large part is finest valley land. best OF
soil, lots Of hay, we'll watered, lots OF
trees; land Is worth 5000 per acre. one
crop will pay for land. If you see this
land you Will never pass 1t up. Price
$3.50 per acre. Easy terms.
500 acres well improved. 5000 per acre.
I,O4O acres. 3 sets OF Improvements, $50 per
acre.
1. COZ acres. we'll improved, 5000 per acre.
We have many other bargains. Write or
see US.
GLOBE LAND AND INV. CO, OMAHA.
(0)-M492 8
Omaha daily bee., 1909-03-30
wasAiAxtOn.
FARMS FOR RENT

FOR -RENT-several choice improved farms
in Atchinson county, Missouri; Harrison
and Clay counties, Iowa. and Chippewa
county, Minnesota, for one-tnird of crop.
OF will furnish seed and take half. j.
Mulhall, Sioux City, la. (2D-Ml4I2x
Omaha daily bee., 1909-03-30
STOVE REPAIRS

FURNACE, steam and hot water repairs;
Thermostats and other heat regulators;
new furnaces and hot water combination
heating. Omaha Stove Repair Works,
1206-12OS Douglas st. Phones; Ind. A-3621;
Bell, Douglas $50. -6H
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Feeding Farm Hands.

Every farmers wife knows what ire
mcndous appetites farm hands usually
have; but while they eat well they
work well, too.
Here's a good suggestion about feed
ing farm hands. Give them plenty
OF Quaker oats. A big dish of
Quaker Oats porridge with sugar and
cream or milk is the greatest break.
fast in the world for n man who needs
yigur and strength for Il long days
work. The man that eats Quaker Oats
plrntfully and often is the man who
does good work without excessive IA.
tguo. There is a sustaining quality
IN Quaker oats not found in other
foods. and for economy II is at the
head of the list Besides the regular
size packages Quaker Oats is packed
in large size family packages, with
and without china. 5
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
HAVING FUN WITH A BANKER
Practical Joke That Doubtless Was
More Appreciated by the Player
Than the Victim.

Councilman +. A. Drew Is fond OF
playing practical jokes on William II.
Lee. president of the Merchandise
Clcde National bank Mr. Drew was
for years q director In Mr.. Lees bank.
While the bankers were waging
their recent war upon prohibition, Mr..
Drew late one night rang up Mr.. Lee
at his home and represented that he
was a reporter assigned to get Mr..
Lees views on the situation.
Mr. Lee complained somewhat bit
terly on being called out of bed at that
hour OF night TO give an interview, but
finally got warmed up to the subject
and for 30 minutes pictured the desc
latIun that would result Ia st. Louis
II Missouri went dry.
Let me see" said Mir. Drew at the
conclusion of the interview, you are
Mr. William II. Lee, whisky man,
aren't you?"
no" snapped Mr.. Lee, Il am Mr.
William H. Lee. the banker"
oh" said Mr. Drew, apologetically,
81 AIN very sorry, but | wanted TO
talk to Mr. Lee the whisky expert, and
not Mr. Lee the lnanCCr."
Mr. Drew hung up the receiver be-
fore the explosion occurred on the
other end Of the wire.-St Louis Post.
Dispatch.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Would Find Use for II.

After a day and night spent in an.
swerinr telephone calls from people
who wanted the latest news from
Peary and pr Cook, the secretary Of
one OF the arctic clubs had retired
for a weIloLncd rest. when the per.
Sistont phone bell rang again. a voice
at the other end said
DO you want the ambulance sent
right oycr?"
"Whar ambulance" reared the irat"
secretary
why, the one you sent for"
Il sent for no ambulance"
You lie"
The secretary Gasped, then he
screamed into the phone;
Send It as soon as possible, and
you come over. too. and I'll send you
back in IT,"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

In spite of the reputation for latitu.
dnarianIsm he gained from his early
trial for hcrcsy, the late Prof Jowott
OF Oxford was intolerant of prcten'
tiousness and shallow conceit One
scli.satisticd UNDERGRADUATE met the
master one day. Master" he said, 81
have searched everywhere in all phil.
osophics. ancient and modern. and no
whore do find the evidence of a
God" MT. ," replied the master,
after shorter pause than usual, IF
you don't find a God by five o'clock
this afternoon you must leave this
college"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

to find quick relief Mrs. Turner used
Doan's Kidney Pills for rundown con.
dition, backache. pains in the sides and
kidneys, bloated limbs, etc. The way
they have built me up is simply mar
velous," says Mrs. Turner, who Is O
nurse. My health improved rapidly.
Five boxes did so much for me | am
telling everybody about It"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers 80 cents n box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
WHERE THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Matron Knew What She Was About
When She Went to Engage
Maid.

The manager Of the employment
agency was used to hearing women in
search of maids ask applicants all
sorts Of queer questions, says the New
York Tribune but this matron made
him mildly curious. OF II girls in
turn she had inquired; Have you
worked in a minister's family" None
of them had Too bad" said the ma
iron TO the manager None Of these
girls will do"
MAY ask" said the manager
why you are anxious to know II
these girls have worked in minister's
families"
"Why, the fact is, we're very hard
mp just now said the matrun, candid
ly; Il want girl VINO knows how to
economic, and those who have worked
in clergymcn's families. I've discov
cred, have learned that lesson"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
The Marriage Vow
NO BAt ES OR LOTS OF THEM?
eY MRS. VIRGINIA VAN DE WATER

the face and announce that parents
have no more right to indulge in
numbers Of children--crowding into
the nursery more money than the par.
ents have, making the payment OF
just debts impossible, and sapping the
courage OF the father, and the
strength of the mother-than they
Nave to purchase houses and lands
for which they cannot pay. But,
when parents can buy luNuries that
are not necessities. and can indulge
their personal whms and wishes,
surely children have right to be.
To bear and rear children is one OF
the chief aims Of woman's existence,
and until she has borne q child she
has not lived up to the purpose OF
her being, and hers is not full, round
life.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

Viewed from II practical standpoint,
few other Investments pay as do chill
dren. II Is also true that four children
are little more actual trouble than are
two. and that the additional trouble Is
compensated for in the pleasure they
bring by their companionship In their
childhood. and their protection as well
as companionship in the years to
come--when the parents begin to icel
that they need strong young arms
about them. If you would know what
a childless home means-imagine the
Christmas season without the little
ones. And look for just one sad mo-
mcnt at the home from which an only
child has been taken, and then ask II
one child is more blessing than
many. That enc gone, what is left
but years in which tho arms must be
empty and the hearts must ache?
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Guess Where She Is From.

The head Of the house had been i'll
for many months, and had lost his ap.
petite entirely.
81 can't seem to fix anything that
he'll enjoy and he hardly eats any
thing" the mistress was saying to the
maid. who was new arrival from the
old country
That's always the way" returned
the girl. They're all the same them
inyalids All they want is nothing at
all, and then when you bring 1t to
them they don't eat IT,"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
ONE LOAF OF BREAD
BY C. F. WRIGHT, LID, r. C. s. A,

Until recently the vegetable product
which supported the largest amount
of human life was rice, but now It Is
probable that more people depend
upon wheat for their main staple Of
nutriment than upon any other single
grain. The wheat crop of the world
for 1902. the largest then recorded,
was 3.12f.422.OO bushels, OF which
760,GG3 900 were produced in the Unit
ed States. We may therefore presume
that the loaf OF bread which lies upon
the table of the average reader is n
loaf of wheat bread and so we will
consider It.
Wheat is no new discovery. II is
found in the early tombs of Egypt and
among the remains OF the lake dwell
lers in Switzerland, where the charred
kernels had lain buried for several
thousand years before the Christian
era. From the fact that the word
for wheat is common to most Of the
Aryan languages. II Is rightly inferred
that it was cultivated In central Asia
in prehistoric times. and was distrib-
uted throughout the eastern CONT
nent with the emigration which early
radiated from the home OF the Aryan
races in western Turkestan. But II
did not reach America until after the
discovery by Columbus
The varieties Of wheat are very nu.
merCus, thus adapting II to n wider
range of conditions than any other
cereal 1t ripons equally well in ST..
IBERIA and Alaska and India and South
America. Some varieties are sown
in autumn and others in the spring
but If winter wheat Is sown In the
spring or spring wheat sown In au-
tumn. while very few plants will come
TO maturity. few will do so. There.
fore. by saving these few heads that
ripcn one can transform Mt his pleas.
ure q winter wheat into spring
wheat and vice versa. Great results
have likewise been produced by cross.
ing varieties with each other in
which case there is often a great i'm.
provement in both the quality and the
quantity of the product.
The great value of wheat as q food
consists in its possession of a large
aLount ofSalbuminoid matter. which
forms the most important element in
the blood. and enters into the produc.
tion of the muscles and ligaments of
animal bodies In this respect It Is
greatly superior to rice, which almost
entirely consists Of starch which
supplies heat to the body, but fur
nishes an insufficient amount of nour-
ishmcnt for the muscular and the ner.
vous system. In wheat nearly 10 per
cent. of the weight consists OF albu-
miroid matter though there is a vari-
alton OF three or four per cent. In the
diff rent varieties.
sH~.. .r
Under high cultivation wheat has
been known to yield sc bushels per
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
THE VERY SOUL OF TRAGEDY
Recital Of Wrong Calculated to Draw
Tears from the Eyes Of
Craven Image.

Some mlscreant. unresponsive to the
beauties OF nature and OF the sweet
charm evoked by the combination OF
two friends, a starry sky and q broad
eXpanso OF moonlit water. some rank
materiallst whose phlegmauc dispose
ton was never stirred ut a philan,
thropic act. some petty seeker after
gain. some rogue, has stolen the broad,
comfortable BENCH so fittingly placed
on the Mulberry street wharf by Harry
j, Arnold and Robert King. At least
the bench has disappeared, and all
that meets ones eyes upon the green
sward are the two upright posts that
supported the back OF the seat No
more can lovesick youth stray to its
soothing recesses and gaze upon the
silvery moon, regent Of the night,
likeninE her IN his ecstasy to his lady
fair. No more, alas, can betrOthcd
pair seek its secrecy and drink the
lovelight from each others eyes, silent
but for the words their souls speak
through their optics Again. alas, no
more can melancholy philosopher dis,
gusted with the ways of mon, mean
der to It's sequcstered place and find
companionship only in the placid.
smooth running stream and the limit
less universe above. In short all the
pleasures derived from this convC
nicucc are gone. and we will here.
after be forced to stand or TO sit on
the edge Of the wharf and Jet our feet
dangle bristol Correspondent Doylcs
town Republican.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
The Way of IT,

But don't love you" objected the
young woman.
Then why" howlcd the indignant
youth referring hastily to divers mem
olauda in his pocket diary did you
eat up total OF 65 boxes OF chocolates
bought you during the past year II
you didn't love me-"
Because" she said, with rapt cN.
preston on her lovely features. II do
love chocolate
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
CHILD ATE CUTICURA
OINTMENT.
Spread Whole Box Of II on Crackers
Not the Least Injury Resulted.
cu.icura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.


A New York friend Of Cuticura
writes:
My three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on Il trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the state.
room and located box Of graham
crackers and box Of Cuticura Oiut.
mcnt When n search was made for
the box, It was found empty and the
kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents Of the entire box spread on
the crackers 1t cured him Of n bad
cold and | don't know what else
80 more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every ingredient Of Gu.
ticura Ointment is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. If 1t may be
safely eaten by a young child, none hut
the most beneficial results can be OK
poctcd TO attend its application 10 even
the tonderest skin or youngest infant.
Potter prug L Chem, Corp. lolo Props, Boston.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
A Work Of supereroaatIon.

Henry dislIkcs being bathed and
argues with his mother over every
square inch of his four.year-old anat.
umy.
One night, when his patience was
especially tried by what he Consid.
cred wholly unnecessary work. he
exclaimed
oh mamma. couldn't you skip my
stomach? Nobody ever sees my stom.
ach,"-J Judges Library.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

Yes. there is something worse-in-
linitely worse to those who know
what is really worth while, than Il
family OF many little Ones-and that
is family without any children It
is not less pitiable because the parents
are ignorant OF what obey miss. When
old age and loneliness approach they
will know If God has denied them
offspring. may he comfort them. If
they blindly deny themselves Gods
greatest blessiugs-may he still pity
them, Tor they know not what they
do,
copyright hy Joseph r. Bowles)
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Thc Thirst for Gore.

UnsophistIcated Onlooker--I think
this is n first rate place. Sec what a
fine view we have of this car coming
Seasoned Spcctator-Finc view I'D
dlcsticks Nothing ever happens on
these straight stretches--not even a
| rcken leg. Come on down t0 the
turn and wait for the fun.--PuCH.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Physicians Everywhere Use Reslnol
With Very Great and UnVaryIne
Succesa.

During the last six months | have
prescribed Rcsinol in numerous cases
OF acute and chronic skin diseases and
chronic alterations with very great
and unyarying success 1t Is n reli.
able preparation. and its action is
prompt aud pleasing.
a. r. Volkman, Baltimore, Md
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Monkey Was Orchard Thief.

Wilkesbarre. Pa--Jacob Smith nj
this city thought all along that some
of the neighbors were robbing his
apple trees, as the fruit was disappear
ing rapidly. He kept watch on the
trees, and saw monkey owned by an
Italian organ grinder of the vicinity.
at the top OF the tree helping himself.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Beware of Ointments Tor Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury viii surely destroy the srnso Of smell
aud completely deTange the whole system when
entering It through tho mucous surfaces. Such
articles shuuli never he usrd except on prpsCtip-
tons from reputable physicians the damage they
viii Do is ten fold to the good you can possibly de-
riyr from them. HANS Cltlrrh cure. manufactured
hy I i. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo. O.. contains No mcr-
curry and Is taken internally. acting directly upon
the hond and mucous surfaces Of the system. In
buying Hairs Catarfh Cure be you get tho
genuine IL IL taken internally and made In Toledo.
Ohio. By =. !. Cheney Go, Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists Price. &c. per bottle.
Take uauR Family puls for constipation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Repartee in the erIaht Family.

THE newspapers are making n
grent stir about mems Discrimination
to marry" remarked Mrs. Bright
THE Bible says there are no mar.
riaGes In heaven" commented Mr.. d.
"And what has that to do with us?'
Bright laughed.
Perhaps they are figuring on hay
ing little heaven on earth"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Reuinnina HestiIities.

Mr.. Perkly-Oh. II YOU could only
learn TO cook as MY first wiic did
Mrs. Perkly-If you We're as smart
us my dear first husband was you'd
he rich enough to hire the best cook
in the land
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

en- who suffer back
ache, constant Ian.
guor, and other com.
mon symptoms Of
k | d n e y complaint,
should be grateful to
Mrs. Minnie Turner,
of L. b. St., Ana
darko. Okla. for
pointing out the way
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
Interchanae Of OplnIons.

Said Williams Wilc-Wniam can
make money. but he will never be
able TO save any.
Said Williams Mothcr--That Is Just
what I warned my son when he want
ed to marry baltimore Amer.
lean.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

Ancestral pride is the safest thing
in the world, Our ancestors are TOO
dead to kick about the liberties we
take with them.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
OF Some Benefit.

Rarhcr-Did the bottle Of hair re.
storpr / sold YOU do any good?
Customer--Ye indeed, It kept me
from wasting my money on any more.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

When woman has occasion to loaf,
she calls It either shopping. visiting or
entertaining
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
The Grouchy Man.

she-There's Mrs. Toozle. She seems
quite reconclled to the death of her
first husband.
He-Yes: but I'm afraid that her
second never Will be."--lllustrated
Bits.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
HIS REAL WOE

why so GUM, old man? Won't she
return your love-"
mo. But the worst of it is she
won't return the presents | gave herr"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

would not have anyone imagine
that advocate the bringing into the
world of more little ones than one
can. at the time, feed and cluthe But
] do hold that, when parents ar,
abundantly able 10 provide Tor their
children during childhood. they make
mistake in insisting that at birth
there must be on hand the money
with which to send their newborn
baby through college and set him
up in the business or profession he
may choose.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

A question arose as to what would
be the special luxury In which each
person present would indulge had she
unlimited means. The answers were
various, some saying travel others On
tertailing. Others numerous pictures,
books and brio q brac. One woman
who had said little during the con.
trove:sy was at last addressed, and
replied by saying that she had not
spoken before, as she knew none OF
those present would agree with her.
For" she said, flushing shyly, my
desire would be for large family Of
children whom could have finely ed.
ucated and TO whom / could give all
the advantages | would want my boys
and girls to have"
Her remark was greeted with a
murmur OF surprise and dissent.
DO you really mean that?" asked
one woman, intredulously,
Indeed | do" was the calm reply.
ITO my wey of thinking there is no
greater happiness than for a woman
to be surrounded ny a number OF chill.
drcH, with the means TO do them Jus.
ticC."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

No matter how long your neck may be
or how sore your thruut. Hamhus Wizard
Oil will cure II surely and quickly. 1t
drives out all soreness and Inflammation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

Lewis Single Binder straight 5c-Many
smokers prefer them to loo cigars.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

And the American husband. noted
over the world for his consideration
for his wifes wishes, declares that she
shall have her own way in this mat
ter.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

When a man begins to tell wo
man about his past love affairs he is
planning to add another TO the list.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

acre, each bushel weighing GO pounds,
while the ayerag- yield may easily be
made 20 bushels to the acre. The low
average of the yield so general in the
United States is due to imperfect cul.
tiyation and to an unskilrul use OF
fertilizers. The power of increase in
grain Of wheat is astonishing. since
large number Of other stalks spring
out from the single shoot that first
comes out of the ground
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

Strange how "A girls ideal can de.
vclop into merely her husband
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07
A NURSES EXPERIENCE.
9sekache, Pains in the Kidneys, Bloat.
Ing, ETC., Overcome.

A nurse is expected to know what
TO do for common ailments, and wom
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

pound Il urin z
change of life. My
doctor told me It
was good. and since
taking it i feel so
much better that |
can do all my work
again. ! thin k
Lydia l.. l'inkham's
Vege ia BILE Com
pound "A fine remedy
for all woman's
troubles. and |
unvnr fprygf tn toll
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

The dog in the manger is the one
that does the most growing.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-10-07

my TRENDS WHAT IL mas dOlc LOT me-
Mrs. +. HANSON, 3o4 East Long ST.,
Columbus. Ohio.
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteville, Vt. ~ was passing
through the Changeof Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms Lydia L. pinkham's Vege-
table Compouudrcstored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
of gold TO me. For the sake Of other
suffering women | am willing you
should publish MY letter" - MRs.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RED, Granite
vile, Vt.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any of those distressing ills pc
cular to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
T., Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is made from roots and herbs,
has been the standard remedy for
female Ills In almost every commu-
nifty you will find women who have
been restored To health by Lydia L.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.