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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-28
Hoe Age--By J. CuIpepper

1t may be that q solemn oath has failed. on the jury, to hold you up to that; but that's neitder here nor there. for oaths are not supposed to be bind Ing in court
 For you to gain knowledge. it is ab- solutely necessary for you. as pupil, to accept the teachings and conclusions of demonstration.
 Well, am glad you consent to that, and we'll clinch the first conclusion Of the mornings lesson, which is this When you have injured your neighbor or your friend or your enemy, don't go sneaking to the Lord to tell Him. He knows it. Tell it~to the injured man or womani! Hoe age!
 K Ifeel sure you are going to do 1t. Y Don't wait for the injured party to come and collar you. like Nathan did David with .srhou art the manT k I. am told that it Is not Southern ahiyairy" to do this way.
 | am told that an excellent teacher advised confessions to the. proper party.
 I feel like I can't be wrong when follow suit"
 Now, if yon have absorbed the first teaching of the morning. I'll stick the text to it--thus. Hoe age! Something like '.Seiah" in the Psalms
 I candidly believe that you don't know what "Selahr' means. for don't
 Nevertheless, it is sort of function of the Psalms, and while many of you do not know what hoo age. means. I'll put it fin as sort of punctuation of this excellent moral essay. M
 Honestly, now, e great many, of you (Gentle Reader) have already con cluded that the printer. no doubt. did me an unkindness and put it "hoc age when tyou. supposed wrote it. "hos age" 5i E Didn't your i I imagine I could write some feeling remarks on the Hog age, but the printer must be excused this time "Hoc age. is the way Iswrote the rtext. W
 Speaking of censuring printers. re- minds me that in every newspaper or flee there is the "devil." and, you know. from time immemorial the. devil will do dirt. He's a shrewd, sharp, tricky fellow and doesn't mind what kind of company he keeps. On one occasion. when the Sons of God came together for a good and holy purpose-would you believe 1t? the son of 9, gun popped up among ,em as Dig as Ike.
 The first notice we have of him, the internal scoundrel had the audacity to appear before, the first lady of the
 He has no sense of propriety and actualiv entered the presence of the lady before she had gathered the greens for dinner.
 I'm telling you this that you may know what an abandoned "hifalutin' wretch he Is.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-28

1 to be candid and frank. for that re- llatfonshfp supposes two things-that know more than you do and you (the gentle reader)--knows less than !, I do.
 To reverse the proposition you | should teach and should learn. That is, If you know more about the pre- ] sent subject than I do. It Is nonsense
 for me to attempt Instruction or ip- formation v
 think 1t unnecessary for me to tell you that the sun shines. That would be an unnecessary waste of in- | formation. I don't know how other people re- gard 1t. but T. myself. have a, very
 serious objection. to q wasre of in- 1 formation.
 I recoliect hearing. q think was ,a chiid) that the Good Lord knows I everything. If this be true yet, am
 of the opinion, that 1t is quite waste of words. and physical effort to at- tempt to eniighten Him. | There. you will understand I that when I give out the information, .sPhe gospel is suspended today" the
 information is not for Him-He knows l iti ~
 E 5 I won't even tell Him that this is d beautiful or blessed day--He knows 1t! [ won't tell Him that I'm a miser-
 able sinner--He knows 1t!
 I won't tell Him that feel like I
 am called, as sort of "wedgewood,' .
 to write this moral essay--He knows iti
 l/I won't tell Him that while I
 thought He was not looking did 6 lot of devilment inconsistent with my pro-
 fession-He knows 1t! | I won't tell Him. that although he called me to preach the gospel. I had l.heard the voice of strange gods and needed title knows 1t!
 What want to impress upon you. Gentle Reader, is this--don't waste in- | formation on the Lordi
 Likely the very trespasses you want to state to the Lord are trespasses against your neighbor. Your neigh bor may be ignorant of 1 those very things. The ignorant are | the ones to be informedi Do you see the point? I will en- | large the point that you may distfn- | guish 1t without microscope: Your wrong doings do not affect the Lord | so much as they touch your neighbor, therefore, if you have swindIed any, | body or slAndered anybody or injured
 anybody, tell 1t to htn-the Lord 1 knows 1t if His Knowledge, is as ex- | tensiye as it was supposed to be when
 was child. t4 I To further "elucidatev our present l relation of teacher and learner. 1t Is necessary that you accept conclusions when dem onstration has convinced you beyond a peradventure. which is. per I haps, the judicial interpretation of l reasonable doubt"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-28

There Is fancy this season fos matching the walking skirt suit with a petticoat Of dotted fouiard. tho ground color Of the foulard being ex- aetly the shade of the material ea which the siKiFt is made.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-28

onsttsted that the Continental army. ragged and despised, was able to beat the German mercenariss at the war game.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

A movement has been started by
the Daughters OF the Confederacy 10
erect at Dalton, Ca, monument to
the memory OF Gen. Joseph e. John
ston. 1t will receive announcement
and aid throughout the state, as it de-
serves 10 receive, Johnston was one
Of the great figures Of the civil war
on the confederate side, and his name
should be chiseled in impershable
granite upon a worthy memorial
Savannah News.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Correspondence solicited, but to
receive. attention, letters must be
accompanied by responsible name
not for publication, but as .
guarantee Of good faith.
Rejected communications will be
returned If accompanied by postage
Remittance should be made oy
postal note, cheek, money order, or
registered letter. Address.
NEWS PUBLISHING CO.,
BRUNSWICK. GA.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

We suppose the people of Bruins
wick have settled down to the idsa
OF never having another steamer PCS
senger service to New York and
other eastern ports. We wonder ii
there is another port city in the
whole country in just such fix!
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

II Is stated that Senator Bailey is
greatly relieved and very happy since
the announcement from w. ]. Bryan
that he is not going to remove to
Texas.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

The News believes that Governor
Brown would make no mistaAe in re-
appointing General A. ]. Scott to he
adjutant general Of the state. He is
a competent Official. is very popular
with ne militia of the commonwealth
ana besides is very popular ali over
Georgia
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
Just a Democralic WAY.

Fitzgerald. OF New YORK, who play
4 into Cannon's hands at time
when democracy needed her full
strength il the house is now telling
everybody how 10 defeat the new
tariff bill Is this another move on
Cannons pert through his lew ally?
SaVannah News
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

The soldier boys leave us again
Sunday morning, but very happily to
say another battalion comes down on
that very day for a weeks stay Did
you ever see such luck as these
Brunswick girls are PLAYING in?
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

A woman shot man in the Wall
dorf-Astoria in New York the other
night because he had thrown her
over. Evidently he did not throw
her over quite hard enough
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
All About Alike.

OF all the bungling, wrangling, do
nothing legislatures that Georgia has
ever had the one whose first session
is now limited to only eight more
days promises to take the blue ribbon.
Albany Herald.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
Was It White snow?

The woman who is said to have
left 10000 to her dogs and only
81 900 to her husband, was Mrs. Snow
Of Massachusetts,; and thar was
showing the old man under with a
engeance.-Adanta Constitution.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
Was It Bad as That2

A western poet in singing Of his
lady love says she was Glad in moon
beams and heecy clouds" It must
have been light weigh kimona
much beruffled which he was trying
to describe.-Augusta Herald.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

The United States senate win to-
day vote to place the yoke of tarift
taxation more firmly on the necks OF
the poor to the financial edifcatior
Of the protected rich.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

It takes column and a half edi-
torial for the Augusta Chronicle to
tell US what a nice, charming. agree
able man John D. Rockefeller is. Now
that reminds us. but then we will
refrain-the hot weather makes peo-
pie dippy over in Augusta, anyhow!
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Perhaps the members Of congress
have desire to see what kind Of a
city Washington really is in the good
OLD summer time.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
shope Of Dalton. Take Notice!

A number of the Georgia county
papers are noting with evident salts
faction that the legislature declined
to increase tie cost Of marriage IL
censes There is still a chance for
he editors to take wives Columbus
L-edasr
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

That Joker" said TO be concealed
in the tariff bin to be voted on by
the senate tomorrow may not prove
to be such joke as one would mag
Inc. /.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Judge Krauas slapped it to a whisky
seller in the city court yesterday to
the tune Of $500. 1t strikes us that
ought to he good incentive to cut
it out.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

The Atlanta newspapers are all in
war Of words again. It's summer
time. however. and perhaps those At.
lanta folk enjoy a little diversion.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Just because that new jail is such
a beauty QUIT not TO be motive to
try to breaS INTO it.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

II Is claimed that the new petrol
butter to be made by the Standard
on company lasts longer than the
good oid-time butter Very likely
the taste and the memory Of il does.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Little Joe is keeping powerfully
quiet during these lively times around
the capital building.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Atlanta and Nashville are both
game and they are putting up a great
fight for that baseball prize.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
Let Us Hone Not

The latest fashion notes say that
hats are TO be worn eighteen inches
high next winter Help, help! if the
price is TO be as high as the hats.
Rome Tribune Herald.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Think OF it, they have water fam
inc in Mexico South Carolina just
now could take 1t over very easily.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

The tariff bill Thaw and Guyt--
what triumvirate of subjects now in
the very glimmer Of the spotlight!
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

The house will probably hand 1t to
Guyt today in the very spot where the
chicken generally receives the ak.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Sweden has joined the ranks Of the
reyolutionists and labor war is Civ
ing King Gussie little trouble.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
slDELIGHTs FROM
OTHER sANcTUMs.
It's a Craze.

Minnesota stops the sale of cigar
cites, and South Carolina is tempo
rarily dry. Reform is most certainly
not on the wane.-Atlanta Journal.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Waycross is having the row of her
life over the question of municipal
ownership.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
Warning to- the Trade

It has attempt
ing trade on SANTA CLARA CIGAR MFG co.'s and
uisrty similar
As matter of self BRUINS
WICK SMOKER trade you enjoy-sE YOUR GUARD.
tries to inVe1e stocking BRUNSWICK
SMOKER imitation by telling
being deuded the accordingly
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

Jerome and Thaw continue to have
then little daily chat
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
ONE CENT 4 WORD
WANTED.

WANTED-Boarders. A few table
boarders can secure frst-class ac-
candati.ns at reasonable fatr5. Al
so couple or two gentlemen for large
ventilated upstairs rocm.
Three minute walk of depot. at 1928
Reynolds street, Miss Mallie Mer-
shon, Phone 7c8.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
otrlcg: 2o7 GLOUCESTER STREET
TELEPHONES.

Business Office, Editoria. Room. 1ss
Inc City Editor ............... S4S
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The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05

PARTIES who are prepared to fur
nish poplar logs Of good quality in
quantities, also ash and hickory
logs cut in the winter time when
sap is down, for delivery at Brurs-
wick, Ga, for export, please COM
municate with ". 0. Hsrter Hard
wood Co., Memphis, Tenn.
The Brunswick news., 1909-08-05
SUBSCRIPTION RAIEs.

SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
Terms Of subscription in the city
and by mail free Of charge 10 all parts
Of the United States and Canada, Mex
fco. Porto Rico, Guam, Philippine ISL
ands, Cuba and Hawaiian islands.
Ohe mDntn. 49,. .'''.-$ ~
Three Months. 1.25
Six M-nths. ................. 2.5O
One Year. r.............l.. BOO
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
TIPS IN SCOTLAND.
An Example of How Some Servants
Win Their Wages.

WIN tHcT wages
A gentleman was invited to shoot
in Scotland at two places close to-
gether. He arrived at the first place,
and Immediately after his arrival at
calling him back to town. He, how
ever, determined to have one days
shooting and to proceed to town by
the night mail.
At the end Of the day he gave the
head keeper Fl and asked him to send
his gun and cartridge bag over to the
other place for which he had an invi.
tation and where he proposed proceed
ing in three or four days time.
On his arrival there after his visit
to town he found his gUl. etc, had
not arrived. whereupon lie wrote 10
the keeper, asking him to forward il
at once, and he received reply stat
ing that when he Che Keeper had re-
ceived the other "a to which he was
entitled" the gun would be forward
ed. 1t was detained till payment was
made
The gentleman wrote to the keeper $
master and received a reply that che
the MASTERY never tlterfered between
his guests and his servants in the
matter of tips" The gentleman as.
certained that the master in question
paid the keeper no wages, but left
him to get what he could out of the
guests.-LondOn Times.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
eRRATIc SCIENCE.
Some Wonderful Answers by School
room Small BOYS.

Mushrooms always grow in damn
places, and so they look like umbrcl
las" wrote small boy in the science
examination. Other examples of tho
"howler' are compiled by writer IL
the Scientific American:
"Air is the most necessary of all the
elements. If there were no such thing
as air would not be writing this es
say now, also there would be no pneu
matte tires, which would, be sad loss
Electricity and lightning are of the
same nature, the only difference being
that lightning Is often several miles in
length, while electricity Is only a few
inches.
"Air usually has no weight, but
a square inch.
"The axis of the earth Is an imagi
nary line on which the earth is SUI.
posed to take its daily routine.
"The difference between air and wa
ter is that air can be made wetter, but
water cannot.
Gravity is chiefly noticeable in the
autumn when the apples are falling
from the trees.
Things which are equal to each
other are equal to anything else.
"a parallel straight line is one which
II produced to meet itself does not
meet.
1.-THE blood Is putrefed In the lungs
by inspired air"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores Of Owosso Readsrs are Learn
ing the Duty of the Kidneys.

To filter the blood is the kidneys duty.
When they fail to do this the kidneys
are sick.
Blackjack and many kidneysil ills follow
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them ali
Owosso people endorse our claim.
August Spiegel, 937 Factory st ,
Owosso. Mich, says: II suffered so Sc
verely from kidney trouble about year
ago that was unable to work. l had
sharp, shooting pains in the small of
my back, extending to my shoulder
b AIDES and the kidney secretions were
very painful and frequent in passage.
Often on this account | would have to
arise frequently during the night.
used Doan' Kidney Pills and received
such great relief that continued taking
them until 1 had used another box,
when l was cured do not hesitate to
recommend Doan's Kidneys Pills to any
one suffering from kidney trouble.
For Sale by all Dealers. Price so
cents Foster. Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- and
take no other.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26

We know of other medicine which has been so sue
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Vegetable Compound.
In almost every community you will find women who
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In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn, Mass files
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Thousands of unsolicited and genuine testimonials such
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The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all Its
stages and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh
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The proprietors have so much faith In its cura-
tive pow that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that II fails to cure. Send for list
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Sold by all Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
The Prizes.

First Series-A gold medal to each
Of the first five contestants.
Second Series-A silver medal to
each of the next five contestants.
Third Series-A Teachers Bible
price $3.50 to each of the next five
contestants.
Fourth Series-The book "The
Heart Of Christianity" price $3.50
to each of the next thirty-five con-
testants.
Firth Series-A developed mind,
an expanded imagination, richer
experience and a more profound
knowledge of the Bible and of life, to
all who take this course whether
winning any other prize or not.
Each medal will be suitably en-
graved, giving the name Of the win
ner, and for what it is awarded, and
in like manner each Bible and book
will be inscribed.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
Rcuncinn Bctsey.

There Is an old fashioned flower call.
cd "BounCing Be,Sey." which every one
should love for one trait. We have no.
ticCd that ii grows on all neglected
graves. as II trying 80 cover up the
forgotten. 1t may MISC DC found in
corners of old fashioned gardens
where 1t grows ana blooms ana pro
tests against being pushed out on.
tirely. There are some dear old fash.
toned people who suggest bouncing
Bctsey. "-Atchiaou Globe.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
Before You Got Doubled Up

With cramps, cholera morbus or
pleurisy, get bottle of Rennes Pain
Killing Oil 1t always gives instant re-
lief 1t is unequaled as pain. killer.
Rheumatism, neuralgia, sprains and all
such aches and pains are quickly routed
when you apply Renne's Pain-Killing
Oil. Be sure to get the genuine. Price
CSC, soc and 81 90 per bottle
Sold by Johnson & Son and Sprague
q Co.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
Chinese Flat Noses.

'"Thc Chinese mother" the cthnolo-
gist explained carries hcr babe in a
sack on her back. The abes nose is
pressed against her. Day in and day
out, all through It's babyhood, the lit
tie things soft and malleable nose is
pressed against its mothers back
Hence II IL no wonder, is it, that the
Chinese are fiat nosed race
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
Probate Order.

State OF Michigan, County OF Shiawassee, SIS,
Alta session of the Probate Court for
the County of Shiawassee held at the Probate
ON in the City OF Corunna, on the 18th day
OF February In the year one thousand nine
hundred and nine.
Present. Matthew Bush, Judge OF Probate.
In the matter OF the estate Of George G.
Dewey. o. minor; Asa ID. Whipple. as Guardian.
having rendered to this Court his annual &C
count.
1t is ordered. that the 18th day of March
ne:-t, az ten O'Clock in the forenoon, at said Pro
bate once. be appointed for examining and
allowing said account.
AnGHlt is further ordered. that a copy OF this
ordev1be published three successive weeks pre-
viouS to said day of hearing in The Owosso
TINES a newspaper printed and circulating In
said County OF Shawassee.
MATTHEW BUSH,
iIdge of Probate.
BY FLORENCE LINDSEY
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
Probate Order.

State OF Michigan, County OF Shiawassee, IS
At session OF the Probate Court for
said county, held at the Probate Once
in the CITY OF Corunna, on Tuesday, the 9th
day OF February In the We ar one thousand nine
hundred and nine.
Present, Matthew Bush, Judge OF Probate
In the matter OF the estate OF Henrietta
williams, deceased. on re aiding and filing the
petition OF May @. Dewey. praying that admin
istration OF said estate may be granted 20 Amos
l.. Williams or some other suitable person.
next, at ten O'Clock In the forenoon. ut said
Probate ONCE, be assigned for hearing said
petition. ssGf
And itls further ordered that copy OF this
order be published three successive weeks
previous TO said day of hearing in The l'wOsso
TIMES, newSraper printed and circulating
lnsaid County OF Shiawassee.
MATHEW BUSH
Judge OF Probate.
by FLORENCE LINDSEY.
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-02-26
THE PARANOIAC.
Queer Decisions That Come With This
Curious Mental Disease.

Curious Mental Disease.
"That curious form of mental dis
ease known as paranoia Is seldom or
ever cured,'' said noted Chicago
alienist
"a paranoiac may be able TO trans
act business with a fair degree Of eff
cheney, but, as rule. few Of this class
can be made to stick TO work, as The
nature Of the malady prevents concen-
afflicted with strange decisions. espe-
cially with the notion that he is being
prosecuted. Many an individual who
Is denominated crank has paranoia.
In general these unfortunates are mis-.
anthropic. have no social intercourse
with their fellows and are brooding
and retrospective. Very often their
mania leads them to the notion that
they have been born to lead mankind
in a religious way, and they proclaim
themselves prophets Of God. Quite
often, too, they are discoveries of
some wonderful invention that will as
tonisb the world.
ut was paranoiac who followed
the great actress Mary Anderson from
place to place, declaring himself her
favored sutton and threatening to kill
any man who sought her company.
These threats were what led to the
locking up OF the demented creature.
and believe he finally shot one Of the
asylum attendants. Paranoiacs very
frequently develop homicidal tenden-
cies. and ii is prudent to watch them
at all times. Baltimore American.