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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-01-02

A great many people have kidney
and bladder trouble, manly due to
neglect of the occasional pains in the
back, slight rheumatic pains, urinary
disorders, etc. Delay in such cases is
dangerous. Take DEWITT s Kidney
and Bladder Pills. They are for
weak back, backache, rheumatic pains
and all kidney and bladder trouble.
Soothing and antiseptic. Regular
size soc. Sold by End Class drug store
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-01-02
You NAV eat all the good sensibl,

You may eat all the good sensible
food you like il you will let Kodol
digest it for you. Don't worry about
dyspepsia or Indigestion, for worry
only tends to make you more nervous.
Besides you don't have to worry any
more about what you eat, because
Kodol for dyspepsia and indigestion
will digest any and all food at any
and all times. Kodol is guaranteed
TO give prompt reliet. Sold by End
Glass drug store.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-01-02

Mr.. G. III. B. Leonard. Grenada s
popular PostOfice Inspector, is just
back from a visit to his parents in
North ICarOiina.
Mrs. J. W. Wood. and her two in
teresting little boys OF Oxberry and
also her;mother Mrs. j. w. Wood Spen
several days in town this week visiting
friends and relatives.
Mrs. Mollie Powell and little Mary
Leigh. Of Eupora, are Grenada visitors
| this week.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-01-02

When the baby is cross and has you
worried and worn out you will find
that a little CaScaSweet. the well
known remedy for babies and children,
will quiet the little one in a short
time. The ingredients are printed
plainly on the bottle. Contains nc
opiates. Sold by End Glass drug store.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

A pamphlet that will be of in
terest to Nature lovers, and espec-
tally to those contemplating an
outing in the Rocky Mountain
region. is Stanley Woods, with
Nature in Colorado, just pub
lished by the Passenger Depart
ment of the Denver & Rio Grande
railroad. The illustrations of
which there are many. harmonic
with the title and text. This is
one of the best of the score of
publications put out by the Rail-
road this year and no doubt will
be in great demand.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Geo. Olinger and family, with
the exception of Miss Golda, re-
turned to Paonia Tuesday. They
went to Oregon about two months
ago with the intention of locating,
but found there was no place
like Paonia. Miss Golda will
visit the Seattle exposition be
fore joining her parents here.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Rev. G. E. Wood, the new pas
tor of the Congregational church,
preached two fine sermons last
Sunday. He is a very pleasant
speaker. Next Sunday at IL 100 a.
m. sermon, "The Law of Christ" F."
At 500 p. m. The Pathway to
Achievement" Rev. Wood is a
graduate of Amherst college and
of the Chicago Theological semi
nary, has taken law at Northwest
ern University, has had two
scholarships at Chicago Univer-
sity.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

A feature of the National En-
campment of the G. A. X. at Salt
Lake will be the evacuation of
their barracks by the Fort Doug
las Army Post, consisting of four
regiments and their barracks will
be given over to the entertain
ment of the old soldiers. The
regulars will go into camp in their
tents and the whole outfit of build
ings including cook houses. etc,
will be used By the old soldiers.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Kenneth Wilson, son ohH. H.
Wilson, who was sent to Seattle
about three weeks ago for his
health, passed away Thursday.
The body will be returned here
for burial. The bereaved parents
will have the sympathy OF all.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Joe McGraw came up from
Delta Thursday in his Auto to
bring some drummers from
Wednesdays train which was un-
able to reach Paonia on account of
the freight train wreck at Austin.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Misses Mamie Spencer and
Amy Moller went to Delta Nor
day where they were joined by
Mamie's brother Henry and wife.
and from there they will all go
for a camping trip.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Delta, Colo, Twelfth District
Normal Institute. Tickets for
this occasion will be on sale Aug
1st and I'd, limited to Aug. 10Th
for return, at rate of sl65 for the
round trip.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Mrs. E. B. Nyhart sold her
residence on Grande avenue this
week to L. G. Bird. of Blanco,
Colo. They have not decided
yet where they will locate.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Don Small returned home last
night from his extended trip
through California, Mexico. Okla
homa and Texas.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

c. o. Newman and family ar
rived Tuesday evening from Colo
RADIO Springs and will spend some
time looking over our valley.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

James Dawson who has been
visiting relatives in Crawford for
the past three weeks returned
home Wednesday.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

G. w. Foote and family left this
morning tor Cebolla spring where
Mrs. Foot will take the baths for
rheumatism.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23
Red Spruce for Fumes.

We have just received a car
load of red spruce lumber suitable
for building fumes. Nothing bet
ter can be bought.
GIBSON -CAsTELL LUMBER Co.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Louis Johnson came in from
Highland Calf, Thursday and
will remain in Paonia during the
fruit season.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Merle Miller and wife and Miss
Agnes Mathews were camping on
Hubbard a few days this week.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Damaged Shook-Suitable for
Picking boxes. Cheap at the
NORTH FORK FRUIT GROWERS AS
ISOLATION.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Gilbert Groves, OF Fruitland
mesa was visiting friends in Pao-
MIA this week.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Lucy Hatch as Cecil Dare in
"Silas the Chore Boy" can't be
beat. Be sure and see her.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

jim Smith was down from Som
erset Friday.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Annie Laurie" a very inter
esting Scotch war picture, at the
Gayety July % and "a.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Subscribe for The NEWSPAPER
The newspaper., 1909-07-23
Stylish Stationery at
WELBORN'S.

Frances Rule as Nancy Ridley
in "Silas the Chore Boy" July 9th
is all right. See her.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

E. E. Hammond came in from
Denver Thursday evening.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Otto Michel returned Thursday
evening from his business trip to
Denver.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23

Good saddle horse for sale
cheap. MERLE A. MILLER.
The newspaper., 1909-07-23
LOCAL ITEMS.

kxH&xx****,t%t>f NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Orchestra every Wednesday
night at the Gayety.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
SOFT SHELLED CRABS.
The Way They Get Rid Of Their Hard
Outer Coats.


Many persons believe that the hard
shelled crab and the soft shelled crab
are two different species This is hot
so. The shellfish thus distinguished
are merely two conditions OF the same
species.
Once a year the crab sheds It's hard
outer coat much us does snake, In
order to give itself room for greater
growth. When It gets ready to make
the transformation 1t sidles In close to
shore, where the water ut low tide will
Just cover II, and where 1t Is compare
Then, when II Is half buried in tho
sand, its shell splits open behind, and
1t painfully crawls out. The new coat,
as soft as skin. Is already well started.
But until II shall have become fairly
hard the crab stays almost motionless
In the shoals. While II Is In this con-
dition Its piDchers are useless, and It
falls an easy prey to the most inslg-
nincant enemy which happens upon It..
There Is no particular time Of year
chosen by the crab for the metamor-
phosls. All through the twelve months
fisher lads and barefoot fishermen wad
ing with their BASKETS rionE the shore
at low tide gather the helpless crabs
which fetch high price In the mar
kets. In their soft state they are
worth from four to five times theiI
price when In their natural hard con.
dition.-Cbicago News
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
A SPIKED MOUNTAIN.
One of the Remarkable Geological
Freaks Of Mexico.

Ons Of the Remarkable Geological
Freaks of Mexico.
One of the most remarkable geolog-
situated on the outskirts of Pachuca
which presents the appearance at II
distance of being covered with spikes.
The sides of the mountain are closely
studded with stone columns or pali-
sades. These columns are five to
as an average mans body. 1t Is a
remarkable uplift of nature which has
the appearance. however. of being the
handiwork of human beings. One side
of the mountain Is almost perpendicu-
lar, and the stone columns protrude
from the surface at right angles, form
ing an impressive picture.
Pachuca Is one of the most noted
mining districts In Mexico, and 1t Is
said by biologists that this remarkable
spiked mountain Is out of keeping
with the remainder of tho formation
Of the mineralized region. The stone
Is as hard as flint and has withstood
the elements for ages. The spikes form
natural battlement that makes the
mountain appear from distance like
some ancient fort. The mines of the
Pachuca district are situated not far
from this wonderful freak of nature,
but the formation encountered In
their respective underground work
ings is Of an entirely different kind
from that Of the palisade outcropplng.
-Pachuca (Mexico) Cor. indianapolis
News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
A cRUMB OF BREAD.
It's Effect on tho Tip Of a Vivaoious
Woman's Nose.


Woman's Nose.
isn't II TERRIBLE" said the society
woman, "what tiny thing can prove
a tragedy to poor, self Wanting man
kind! A speck almost Invisible In the
eye Of an athlete may disempower him
a baby And lost hairpin or the
breaking Of buckle may transform
the most smartly groomed woman into
an object of amusement to all observ
ers
"At dinner attended not long ago
lady sitting opposite me lodged In
some ineyplainable manner large
crumb Of bread directly on the end Of
her nose without being conscious Of
the fact, and there 1t remained. The
ludicrous effect was beyond the power
Of words to describe or OF human
risibles to resist. She Is an extremely
vivacious woman, generous with smiles
and little bows and motions OF her
head, and MS she chatted gayly with
those about her 1t was impossible for
us to restrain our unseemly mirth
Naturally she thought this was caused
by her remarks, and she continued to
toss of jests with llghtsome air, We
were all in agony, but no one sum
moned courage to tell her, each Of us
preferring to leave that kindly act to
another. After time she addressed
a remark to her husband, who sat
next to her and had been devOting
himself to the lady at his other side.
He turned to look at his wife, and In
an instant clever touch Of his nap
kin removed the dlstorting fragment,
but can never forget 1t as long as I
live."-New York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
Showed Her the Door.

Thomas had been carpenter, but
owing to the dullness In trade he en-
gagged as footman at the "big hose"
In the village.
On the day Of his engagement his
mistress, having lady visitor In the
drawing room, rang the bell for the
footman.
you will show this lady the front
door, Thomas" she said.
Eyes, men," replied Thomas. and,
bowling to the lady. he requested her
to follow him. On coming to the door
Thomas opened 1t, and the lady was
about to pass out when Thomas. tap
ping her on the shoulder, remarked:
'"This Is the door. mem; guild pitch
pine int. framed, two an half inches
thick. with raised holdings; wad cost
about two pound ten, mem" London
Tit-Bits
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
Book Of the Dad.

Tho Book of the Dead la a most TO.
markabe literary relic of ancient
Egypt, Of uncertain date and origin,
but well known before the kings OF
the first dynasty Probably the col
lected work of many minds In differ
ent ages. 1t was regarded as the work
Of the god Thoth and therefore of di-
vine authority. dealing mainly with
the dead and their future state. Some
of Its texts, prayers. hymns and ritual
were used by the predynastic priests,
and parts Of the book are said to be-
long to period fifty centuries before
the Christian era. Copies of II were
placed I'm the tombs and texts from
1t were inscribed on collins to preserve
the dead from dangers and to direct
them to the boat Of Ra on their way
to the hall OF Osiris, which was the
goal desired The oldest existing papy-
rus copy OF the book was written for
"Nu. the son of the overseer of the
house of the overseer Of the seal Amen
hetep and Of the lady of the house
Senseneb" and probably belongs to the
early part Of the eighteenth dynasty,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
c0STERMoNGER.
The Word In Former Times Wa,
Spelled "Costard -monuer."

The Word In Former Times Was
Spelled "costard- monger."
The word costermonger is now used
of an itlnerant fruit seller. 1t was
formerly spelled costard-monger and
In this form appears In Drant's "Hor-
ace" TO translate the Latin word
"pomarlus.
Literally II means costard seller, cos
tard being a kind Of apple, the name
Of which Murray connects with coste,
rib
Some etymologists connect It with
custard, assuming that tho pulp Of ap-
pies was used in preparing this dell
cacy. but there is no real reason for
this. since tho "eustard APPLE" men,
toned In Dampier's Voyages" Q680).
Is quite different fruit from the mid.
die English costard
Some connect IL also with "costard,"
the humorous name for head-"Take
him over the costard with the hilt Of
thy sword" tShakespeare). But It seems
more probable that the head was
called after the apple than the apple
after the head.
Tho termination "monger" simply
means dealer or trader, as In fell
monger and ironmonger, and is de-
rived from the Anglo-Saxon word
"manglan." to traffic or barter, which
is nkin TO the. Latin MANGO" q deal
or VINO sets off and polishes up his
wares. London Standard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
THE PENGUIN.
His Solemn, Laborious Hop and His
Stone Lined Nest.


Stone Lined Nest.
The penguin does not fy-he hops,
balancing himself by his fiippers, or
rudlmentary wings. He IL about two
feet tall, IN some cases, however, reach
ing nearly four feet, and he has a sol
emn and heavy style Of hop which "
immensely funny to look at. II Is not
q bit Of fun for the penguin, though,
for when the Ice Is rough, as 1t almost
always IL, his webbed, clumsy feet
soon become raw and bleeding. When
ever he reaches snow slope he drops
down and toboggans, urging himself
on with his fiippers, but for the most
part he hops laboriously mile after
mile when the nesting season comes,
seeking home that satisfies penguin
requirements.
A penguin Is made OF sterner stun
than to need soft lining for a nest. A
heap Of irregular stones around n de-
preston scratched In the ground Is all
that each pair asks for. Some pen
gums are Industrious and collect stones
all day. Others are lazy and steal
theirs whenever workers broad
black back is turned. 1t is trife
hard to escape with the plumber, for
slow waddle Is the best the thief can
do. But the owner cannot pursue any
faster, and the chase Is very funny
to see. Sometimes the thief Is over
taken, and In that case there is a
lively fight. while third penguin, In
gering near, usually bears away the
coveted stone while tho fight is on
Forward.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
Said at Last.

On one occasion highland minister
called upon DR.. Alexander Whyte of
Edinburgh for some financial assist
ance for the work In the north. DR..
Whyte regretted that he could not af-
ford to assist the highlander, but adj
vised him to visit wealthy layman
in the city.
Going to the house of the wealthy
layman, the highlander found him dis
inclined to give and ungracious In man
ner. Nettled at his reception, the high
lander answered brusquely. Resent
ing the tone, the rich man asked, And
whom do you take me for?'
"a fire deserving sinner. Ike my
SELF" came the quick retort.
Returning to DR.. Whyte, he explain
ed the circumstances.
you did not say thatY eagerly
asked the doctor
AYE, l did," replied the other
"Well, well! I've been wanting to
say that to him for the last fifteen
years! Here's FIVE pound note fol
your fund. dundee Advertiser.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
The Cat and the Owl.

Metaphysics" said clergyman, 'is
a subject that always makes one think
Of the cat and the owl
"a cat, you know, once set forth in
quest OF happiness. She wandered up,
she wandered down. She questioned
this animal and she questioned that.
Finally. wrapped In meditation In a
tree, she perceived an owl.
"'Owl,' said the cat, tell me. most
wise bird, where happiness is to be
foundp
In meditation the owl replied.
Meditation alone Is the true secret Of
happiness
But said the cat, on what sub
ject am to mediator
ION the subject the owl answered,
which has occupied the race OF owls
since the beginning of time-namely.
which came first, the owl or the egg,
for, while the owl comes from the egg,
so also does the egg come from the
owlr"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
MEXICAN W00ING.
Prom Making Eyes at a Senorita to
tho Grand Serenade.

Prom Making Eyes at a Senorita to
tho Grand Serenade.
In the uncertain illumination of the
electric lamps some of the senoritas
Of Topic City appeared very attractive
in breezy, fluffy gowns and fetching
mantillas. and they knew 1t pretty
well too, They like to have you look
at them directly and admiringly, and
they will not drop their eyes.
II you have the nerve to give one
look of this klnd--such look as
would be considered extremely rude
In any American eity-the chances are
when you meet her on the next turn
you will be rewarded with a smile and
n challenge from the black eyes. and
II you have sufficient stock Of nerve
In reserve you will speak to her and
pay her some complimentary remark
upon the first opportunity that offers.
This is good breeding and will not be
resented.
Should you then become infatuated
with the lady you will search out her
home. visit her barred window and
NOPE under 1t for an hour or two
every morning, and If you impress her
favorably she will make your heart
glad by talking with you through the
bars or dropping little scented notes
to you.
Should you become real serious you
will hire a stringcd band to serenade
her at night now and then. To con-
form with the custom you should start
your band out at midnight and let It
play MS long as your money lasts.--Out.
Ing Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
Tho Waiting Ones.

A gentleman meeting young wo-
man who had formerly been servant
In his house and in whose welfare he
was interested, the following converse
tlon took place:
"Why, haven't you got married YETI"
mo, SIR"
well. l thought you would have
been married before now"
"Oh. no. Sir; there's two waiting"
1.-TWO! Why, you don't mean to
marry two. do your"
mo, SIR"
"Then who are they?
"Why, the two that's waiting Ii tho
parson and me. We are waiting for
the man" --London Scraps,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
A Fatefu! Breach of Etiquette.

Under the third empire In France
Sainte Beuve brought disgrace upon
himself because at breakfast Mt the
Tuileries he carclessly opened his nap.
kin and placed II over his two knees
To this he added the crime Of cutting
his egg In two at the middle. Court
etiquette prescribed that the half fold
ed napkin should lie on the left knee
and the top OF the egg was to be mere
ly broken with the edge Of the spoon
and drained with The tip OF the spoon.
For his faillngs IN these respects
Sainte Beuye's name was stricken off
the imperial visiting list. London
Chronicle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
just to yourself"
VIRGINIA mayor Ind thnrph Of that

Virginia never had thought Of that.
Now. I'll tell you what l shalt do,
for think have something to say in
this matter l will wait just one more
year for Andrew to put in his appear
ance-just one year, not day more or
less-and If he doesn't come then l
shall t;ke you for myself. Do you un-
derstand me, Virginia?"
She looked at him with a brighten
ing face. But the brightness quickly
faded like the light from sunset
cloud.
"And II he does come she gasped
"Why. then, that's matter for your
own deciding If you love him enough
to marry him. marry him. But II you
don't" he smiled, you'd better marry
some one you do"
During the rest of the drive Virginia
sat trying to realize things She could
not be thankful enough that she had
told him and he did not desplse her
1t was by the clock when Plume
trotted down the long street and left
Virginia at her own door. She ran
into the house. unpinning her hat as
she ran. Her mother came in from
the dining room with q dish in her
hand.
Virginia. guess who has come while
you've been gone" she said.
II don't know" she faltered.
ANDREW HALL Would you believe
1t? l thought l knew him when !
saw him go by In the bus. Afterward
Mrs. Ward came In and told me- He
wasn't dressed any better than he was
when he went away. guess he
hasn't brought much back with him
except his wife. He's married"
Married.
Virginia sank trembling into a chair
$50 Mrs. Ward says She's been
over to the hotel to see them"
Dorothy danced In from the kitchen.
Mamma" she bawled. "the tea is
boiling oyerr'
Mrs. Swift hurried out. and Virginia
her hands pressed to her throbbing
heart, understood the situation.
A few minutes later Arthur Bridges
drove up to the house. He entered the
library. where Virginia sat weeping
softly from joy
"My own sweetheart he exclaimed
as he took her In his arms. "There Is
no one between us now. Andrew Hall
has Just come back with his wife"
II know. Mamma just told me. and
and | am so glad, Arthur
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-08-04
THE DANGER IN DUST.
A Medical Writer Who Says "le'
Sleeping Germs Lie"

Sleeping Germs Lie"
Did you ever realize what danger
GUS thing 1t is TO clean house in tho
spring. A writer In London med
zeal journal, the Lancet, insists that
spring cleaning has many possibilities
for evil If not properly conducted
Dirt and dust are full Of disease breed
ing germs; but. however dangerous
these creatures may be when lodged
In the woodwork or comfortably set
tied under the hall carpet. they are
much more ferocious, this writer in
sist, II stirred up and irritated and
sent flying through the air. II we
can't keep our houses clean as we go
we had better let them stay dirty.
This writer's rule Is to 'let sleeping
germs lie"
What house would look like after
forty years Of total abstinence from
spring cleaning we leave to our women
readers to judge. Yet we venture tho
assertion that there Is one creature
who would find the situation entirely
satisfactory II dislikes the annual
cleaning ceremony, II hates to eat cold
suppers off the kitchen table, and beat
ing carpets Is to 1t an abomlnation. II
will doubtless make capital out Of the
Englishman's warning against the per
lis of housekeeping.