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The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29
Do You Know Him.

What sort of a chap is he?"
Well, he's one of those fellows
who think that anything mean Is a
joke if it isn't on him"
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

The rule OF three is fully recognized
by the man who lives with his mother
in-law, his wife, and his first baby.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29
Eor Headache rrx Hicks, canudlne

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas-
ant to take-Effects Immediately. 10, 25
and SOC at Drug Stores.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

Great men do not drop out Of the
sky in evr>ing dress.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

Mirth bars a thousand harms and
lergthens life.-Shakespeare.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

The man who has been down can
appreciate being up in the world.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

Constipation causes many serious diseases. It
Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. One o laxative, three for cathartc.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

through a nagging cough or irritated throat. Allen
haTmlessly. All druggists. Csc, 50c and $1.00 bottles
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

Mrs.. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children ~teething, softens the gurus, reduces In
asmmation, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

A homely truth is better than
handsome lie.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

When duty calls on a man he is apt
to be out.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

Don't think that because a man is
willing to lend you a helping hand
he'll stand for a touch.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-10-29

Based on the Apocryphal book OF 2
Maccabees, chapters 6 and z.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
"The Girl Question"

The attraction at the Tacoma
theater Thursday night will be a
musical comedy full of incessant
action and trimming over with
fun and laughter. "The Girl CUES
ton" comes here with the recon-
mendations of having played 400
times in Chicago and with fur
Their endorsement of the fact tn 1t
it is by the authors of "The Time,
the Place and the Girl" There is
a love story running through the
play and the musical numbers IN
clude Goodbye Pal" 81 Hate to
Work ON Monday" 80 Gee, Be
Good to Me, Kid" "Waltz Me
Around Till I'm Dreaming"
"a Gentleman From Mississippi"
A comedy from Washington life.
written by Harrison Rhodes and
Thomas A. Wise, and produced by
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04

st. jeans Orchestra for good
dance music. M. 1890, A4390. -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
Go Right AT It
Friends and Neighbors in Tacoma

Friends and Neighbors in Tacoma
VIII Show You.
Get at the root of the trouble.
Rubbing an aching back may re-
fieve It,
But It won't cure 1t.
You must reach the root of 10
the kidneys. |
Doan's Kidney Pills go right at
It;
Reach thu cause; relieve the
pain.
They cure, too. so Tacoma peo-
pie say.
J. e. Findley, 2S23h N. 30th
ST., Tacoma, WASH, says: "Some
months ago l was suddenly af-
flicted with an acute attack of
more intense when l stopped or
lifted. Seeing Doan's Til1"y
Pills advertised, procured box
at Malstrom Bros.'s drug store
and by the time I had finished the
contents, Was entirely free from
the pain in my back and my gen.
eral health was improved. There
has been no recurrence of the
trouble since and l consequently
give Doan's Kidney Pills the credit
of effecting a complete cure"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buff
falo, New York, sole agents for
the United States. 4
Remember the name - Doan's
and take no other.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
| olice Refuse to Aid
Health Department

The police department has re-
fused to cooperate with the
health department in looking after
sanitary work despite the repeat
ed efforts of the council to force
II to do so.
So the council raised the sal
aries of the polioemen and is go
ing to increase the force ten men
more next year.
1t has been the opinion of many
councilmen for months that the
police should do the sanitary
work without a lot of extra SAN
itary inspectors. They were In
structed to do 1t. But they re-
fuse.
81 saw a lot of filth thrown out
on the sidewalk in front of d
Ash market the other day. 1t
smelled awful and a million flies
swarmed around 1t. A police Of
ticer was looking at 1t but he did
nothing. l asked him why he did
not stop that sort of thing. and he
said 1t was not on his beat"
This was the statement made
by Councilman Rankin last night.
Lynn declared the police should
do the sanitary work. 'fThey do
nothing but walk around town
and there is no reason why they
could not act as sanitary inspec-
tors. We have ordered it but the
orders are ignored" said Lynn.
Chief Dudley said the man COM
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
AT THE PANTAGES.

For the top line attraction on
the new bill at the Pantages an
act of mystery is offered. This
act, which is known as "Menete-
KEEL" or 1.-THE Mystery of Babylon
consists of series of mysterious
writings accomplished by a rub
Der ball dipped in ink, upon a
board suspended in mid air. The
producer of the act does not
claim any supernatural power, but
frankly admits that it is a clever
trick and invites investigation
The board, or table, is suspended
by two ropes and the ball is dip
ped in ink and placed on the
board, where it sticks, and at the
bidding of its master, it writes
words or sentences suggested by
the audience. The act. has Great
ed sensation over the circuit and
it is predicted that patrons of the
Pantages will find it intensely in
teresting.
Another interesting feature of
the new bill will be Montague
comedy Cockatoos. This is diff
ferent from the usual bird act and
belongs in a class all by itself. 1t
is expected to prove one of the
genuine hits of the bill.
Miskel, Hunt and Miller will
present the musical feature of the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
AT THE GRAND.

An all-around good bill of high.
class vaudeville will be offered at
the Grand theater for next week,
comedy and musical entertainment
largely predominating. Heading
the list will be James F. Dolan
and Ida Lenharr, the two we'll
known vaudeville stars, who will
present Mr.. Dolan's latest COM
edy sketch, "The Heightened
Burglars Christmas Tree" The
sketch is said to be full of fine
satirical lines and contains plenty
of broad-gaged humot.
The Four Stagpoles, most novel
of acrobatic novelty artists, will
have a great act in "The Crazy
Caddie." A burlesque on golfing
is introduced that is said to be
one of the funniest things imagin-
able.
One of the best musical Offer
ings at the Grand this season will
be the number presented by "The
Three Migrants" a trio of Italian
street singers and musicians, who
are entertainers of the first class.
Their voices are said to harmonlze
perfectly. The members of the
trio were all formerly connected
with we'll known opera companies.
Blanche Sloan, the queen of the
air, will be seen in an artistic and
sensational gymnastic exhibition.
Miss Sloan is both graceful and
clever. She is a sister to the
famous jockey, Tod Sloan.
''Those Leipsig Chappies" is the
title of a smart musical act that
will be offered by Johan and
Matt. Both have excellent voices
and dress their act attractively..
Say. Boys, I've Found a Girl, y
will be the illustrated song, sune
by George F. Keane. The Grandi-
scope will show another set of the
latest motion pictures.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
WOMAN SHOCKED BY PHONE
IN SERIOUS CONDITION.

Miss Maud Stearns, the young
woman who was seriously injured
by receiving an electric shock
from a telephone some days ago,
is in a precarious condition and
was removed to the st. Joseph
hospital yesterday upon the al
vice OF her physician, who believes
she will recover in due time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
BY Norman.

NEW YORK, Sept. 4.-Yonk-
ers is all worked up over the do
.ings of one Annie Sherman. An
ME persists in travelling to Yonk-
ers and attempting suicide. Five
times she has tried 1t. The last
time was just few days ago. She
was picked up in the street, suf-
fering from poison, and taken to
the Yonkers police station.
Nice Place to Die.
"Why do you come to Yonkers
to kill yourself?" asked the
chief of police. why don't you
stay in New York to do it?"
Il like Yonkers BETTER" an
swered Annie. Its so nice and
quiet here, it seems like pleas
ant place to die"
Do you blame the Yonkerites
for being sore at Annie?
+ There is a dearth of tenors in
the most exclusive choir in New
York-the one at Sing Sing pris-
on. This lack is said to have
been caused by the present pre-
ponderance of desperate crimi-
nails at Sing Sing.
Burglars, highwaymen and
safe-crackers commonly have
deep voices, while pickpockets,
absconders and similar sneaky
individuals run to a higher regis
ter yocally.
In the hope of remedying the
lop-sided condition of affairs in
the choir. the following advertise
ment was inserted in a recent is
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04

planned of should have stopped
the trouble at the fish market.
But the department has utterly
failed to do sanitary duty. ac-
cording to the councilmen.
So the city has to hire special
sanitary officers to go over the
same ground the regular police
men cover.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
CHARGE DISMISSED

Justice Graham today formally
the case against Doug
las Grout, who was arrested on
the charge OF wife desertion, on
the grounds that both Grout and
his wife were residents of Mason
county. Grout was released from
custody yesterday by order of
Deputy Prosecutor Burn eister.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
GLIMPSES OF GOTHAM

sue of THE Star of Hope" the
prisoners newspaper:
Who Would Reply?
"If you have a tenor voice, send
in your application, even If you
cannot read a note. to Sing Sing
No. 52,430, choir leader, care of
the chaplain.
The day of the ferryboat, as a
passenger conveyance is drawing
to a close in New York. The
end is far off, but it is certain.
Since the opening of the Nc
Adoo tunnels to Jersey passenger
traffic on the Pennsylvania fer
ries has fallen off so much that
the railroad plans to open up the
entire lower deck of each of its
ferryboats to vehicles, carrying
people on the upper decks only.
The next generation of New
Jersey jewellers will not daily see
the skyscraper skyline of the city
as II comes to work every morn
ing. Neither will it be laid up
in the river, in fear of its life,
when fog hangs heavy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04

William A. Brady and Joseph r.
Grismer. will be the offering N
the Tacoma theater next Friday
and Saturday nights. 1t is said
to be the best laughing entertain
ment seen in New York city since
the day of 1.-THE Senator" The
company to be seen in this city
includes the following we'll known
metropolitan players: James
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04

Lackaye. Osborne Searle, Fletcher
Harvey, Hal De Forrest, Edwin A.
Sparks, H. Bratton Kennedy, ]. P.
Winter and the Misses Olive Har-
per, Virginia Pearson, Minnette
Barrett, Adelaide Wise and Lulu
Konari.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04

new bill. This clever trio has had
all manner of fatering things
said about them by the press over
the circuit. fhey play on piano,
trom'bones, saxaphones, cellos, etc.
Arthur Deming, the famous
minstrel man. will give his clever
blacltface monologue and win
sing. Jones and Walton will
present a comedy sketch and
B. Vincent will sing a new illus
trated song. The show will
close with motion pictures.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
AT THE TACOMA.
elena Rivers" Coming.


LENA Rivers" the play which
comes to the Tacoma Sunday
night, September 8, tells a story
that is one of the most interest
ing and charming ever given the
stage. 1t is founded upon the
we'll known novel of the same
name, written by Mary ]. Holmes
and adapted for the stage by
Beulah POINTER three years ago.
Lena is a child at the beginning,
which Is a prologue. Her mother
is dead and her father unknown.
Taken south to live with her I'M
Gle series of events transpire
that for a time threaten to en-
gulf Lena in disaster. But in the
end she finds happiness, a father
and a complete vindieation. The
play will be presented here by
Miss Emma Bunting, the well
known little actress. The sale of
seats begun today.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04
TYPHOID FEVER

and other fevers. Why take
chances in allowing such condi-
lions to come onto you, when few
of our treatments prevent 1t abso-
iutely. Glasses fitted.
Macy's Drugiess Treatment and
Optical Parlors.
1146h Pac. Ave. M. 1866, A1529
Hours: 9 to 1880 and to 5 p. m.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-09-04

str. Flyer win make special en-
position trips DAILY. leaving Sc
attic 9:30 .. m, Tacoma IL: 10. =
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1909-07-18

throw them straight line In other words the
compelled the outer nebuae lag behind; ending separa
ton of the NATTER leaving the form
cene OF ITS around which, rings at first broke up into
separate planets In this way and those other
planets formed The ring rings of Saturn but
nebulous matter which, in tme WILL in obedience the law of
attraction repulslon,
their parent
By the process of condensation, celestial
molten of burning fluid All such bodies in their in
fancy rejecting their light and heat throwing
philosophers composed of liquids and molten fluids
planet cools metallic specific gravity
aqueous readily attrac
ton. In time all the metallic vapors descend
Of the body of the planet leaving other than
vapors outside of the solid body At this the planet is
crusng over solid shell is being formed with earth
at this time
% earth, understand countless ages
after it had crused over, heat was mostly
fiery of burning fluid within the body; such its
diton the past Under the theories greatest
scholars have learned that rotating liquid body
become perfect gob the centrifugal force will necessarily
draw out the EQUATOR leaving the body slightly aened the
poles.
How long earth remained in gaseous and how long
thereafter in fluid condition before crusted reliable
conjecture be made; all is it been
countless millions of years 1t is believed by scientists that
formed, this
have been from time and broken parts
if not in whole, for this breaking is still going but time
when the crust had thickened and cooled
the production of the flora and fauna For long
shown by geology and paeonogy the climate have been
uniform nearly the surface derived its heat from the
interior of the planet 1t during these that the earth
was so densely covered with vegetation and little later with
AT first there much carbon in the for
animal fe this the support of the vegetable kingdom
While large quantity of carbon the life of plants it
the death animals Animal life could have existed
earth until the vegetable had taken and absorbed
Of the carbon, which o make coa-bels.
This brings to the point where animal life earth
comes Where and how did animal life make
appearance! But have been suggested The
socaed Mosaic and the law of spontaneous generation
which means living organic beings from Inorganic
dead But it is said that all nearly all scientists have
given the theory of spontaneous generation This
true but not If they have failed in their
efforts produce life in their experiments is because they
have not could not follow in natures PATH air and
being essential
AS socaed Mosaic account that story has single
fact to support besides conflict with
law nature with all the weestabshed sciences
with No scholar, who has
taion stake (Which does apply to cergymen) would
in this day learning, dare risk his reputation attempt
the Mosaic which, in its time edifyng
romance to the weak minded Hebrews and Christians.
The fundamental properties of every natural body matter
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-09
ATLANTIC CITY RAID
More Than $1o, o,OOO Worth of
 Paraphernalia Seized at Malatesta Hotel.

Atlantic City. Aug. 9.-Scores of sea shore sports dallyfng with roulette, faro and other games were thrown in to panic after midnight Saturday night when the city police led by Couu- ty Detective Baitzel, the agent of Prosecutor Goldenberg, invaded a gambling room in the rear of the Malatesta. Hotel, at North Carolina nd Atlantic avenues, and seized para pternalia worth more than S10,000. Nearly S1 ,0OO in cash was grabbed by
 When the doors were smashed in patrons of the place dashed for the windows, but assurance by Baitzel that no arrests would be made quieted them. The furniture was packed in to waiting wagons Bushels of chips were taken to the City Hall.
 David Holland. former pjroprietor of the Aqueduct track in New York, runs the Malatesta Hotel. He was not present when the raid was made. Charles Gondolf. former proprietor of the Millionaires Club in Chelsea, raid ed last year by ProSecutor Goldenberg. appeared after the police had cleaned out the place to pay off disgruntled patrons who had invested money in chips.
 We have decided that gambling cannot go in Atlantic City" said Chief of Police Woodruff. 'sThe raid of last night was only to show that we in- tend to break up any sort of gaming. Other places in the city will be treated in the same manner"
 Practically every resort closed with in an hour after the raid.
 Detectives employed by the State Jaw and Order League were i'm tha
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-09

Alice A. Sherwood for $1o0 to Serino G. Allen, one rood, bounded north by land of Francis s. Day; east by State street; south by land of Phoebe E.. Van Tassell, and west by land of Ed ward A. Nash.
 Edwin A., Charles IF. and Homer S. Beers. by his attorney, Rollie A. Beers, for $1, 600 to Andrew Beacum, one lot 50 by 135 feet, being lot on map of lots belonging to Beers Brothers.
 Harry R. Sherwood, administrator of the estate of Daniel Kirk, to John Rippe, one lot bounded north by Baker Kirk; south by land of Eliza M. Ben nett; and west by land of Mary E. Mills, with buildings thereon.
 Helen H. Godillot for s1,S00 to West land, bounded north by land of Frank M. Taylor and c. B. Dolge; east by land of the heirs of Melvina Jelliffe; south by land of William E. Osborne. and west by Imperial avenue.
 Lucinda c. Ball to August J. Dos cher, 5 acres bounded northeriy and easterly by land of the Westport Sani- tarium Company; south by State street; west by land of Charles H.
 Joseph G. Hyatt to Robert w. Dyck- man, roods. bounded north by land of grantee and Louise N. Robinson; east by land of grantee. and west @nd south by Pent road.
 Bradley Goodsel1 to Stanley Buonow- ski, 20 acres bounded north by land of Richard McNally; east by land of Mrs. Horace Mills, Warren W. Foster, Eben- ezer Adams and John H. Totton; south ty land of H. G. Birge and Son, and west by land of John S. Wakeman.
 John B. Mills, Charles Harris, C.. W. Bradley, F. M. Salmon, Aaron Bea- melt, J. H. Sniffin and J. l.. Pillow, trustees of the Westport M. E. Church, to William Edgar Nash, the old lot on which the church has been standing for 50 years, bounded north and east by Myrtle, avenue, west by Main street. and south by land of Julia Wheeler.
 August J. Boscher for s2,700 to John and Margaretta Neumann, 1-3 acre, more or less, with buildings, bounded north by land of grantpr; east by the same; south by State street, and west by. land of Caroline M. Kemper.
 Joseph G. Hyatt. to Robert w. Dyk-' man, A 1-2 acres bounded north by land of grantor, Charles T. Hurlburt and Adams and White; east by the highway and land of Charles T. Hurl- burt: south by Pent road, and west by lands of grantor and grantee.
 Mary E. Meeker to Mary G. Wake man, 5 acres bounded north, west and south by land of William George and east by land of John S. Wakeman.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-09
WEsTPcRT.

John and Margaretta Newman for $70O to the Westport Savings Bank, 1-3 acre, bounded north by land of A. J. Doscher; east by the same; south by State street, and west by land of Caro- line M. KemDer.
 Pasquale Padu1o for s100 to Oscar Smith, trustee for Agnes Hunt Smith. land with buildings at Saugatuck bounded north by land of Medic Chioppe: east by land of Jeremiah Laughlin; south by land yof Pasquale Maioranf, and west by the highway.
 Robert w. Dykman for 1,500 to Jo- seph C. Hyatt, g 1-2 acres bounded north by land of grantor and Charles T. Hurfbert and of Adams and White; east by highway and land Of Charles T. HurIburt; south by Pent road, and west by land of grantor and grantee.
 Stanley Buonowsk for $500 to Mary A. Smith, 20 acres bounded north by land of Richard MeNally: east by land of Mrs Horace Mills, Warren w. Eos ter. estate of EbsnaHer Adam and iand Of John H. Totton+ south by land of Fl. e. Birge and Son, and west by iand IT John Ss Wa1keman-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-09
REAL ESTATE IN
 SUBURBAN TOWNS
STAMFORD

Bridgeport Savings and Loan Asso- citation tor $1 600 to James E. Bunnedl of Milford, a. lot 300 by 150 feet, bound ed north by land of Ada A. Shepard, east by land of the same, south by land of Thomas Deny and west by New Lot Road. c
 Edward W Beers for $1.10o, 10 acres to MecBAnics & Farmers Bank of Bridgeport, bounded north by estate of Susan Curtis and Albert Wilcoxson; east by land of Elliott W. Peck, south by land of Albert B. Merrill, and west by Main street.
 U4ysses S. Mitchell of Wake county. North Carolina, to John w. Thompson, lot on the south side of Stratford avenue, bounded north by Stratford avenue, 50 feet; south by land of James and Mary McTaggart, 50 feet; west by land of Alexander Mcdonald, subject to a mortgage of $75O.
 Jane Elizabeth Howe, for $1.200 to Rridgeport Savings & Loan Associa- ton, a lot bounded north for 45 feet by land of Jane Smith; east for 120 feet by land of the same; south by North avenue for 66 feet, and west by land Of Jane Smith for 105 feet
 Timothy O'Rourke to Michael Vinor- sky,E lots 467 and 46S on section c Of map of Ho1lister Heights.
 Agnes E. Hawaey to John A. Good sell, lots 22, g and 24 on map of River View Park.
 James Spargo and William Winter. lot F on map of Spargo and Winter.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-09
FOR SALE OR RENT

BunneH St. up and down. $4,000; rent SIS, $15. Central Ave, 6 room cottage, S4.500. Surf Ave, Stratford. lots and room cottage. $2,500. 3 lots. room cottage. Adams St.. S2,- Connecticut Ave, up and down rent. house S4,500; rent SIS and $16. Con- necticut Ave, rent house. $5.50o: rent, SAP. 12s Deacon St., rent house, $4,000; rent $24. Extra lot. DeForest St., first floor rent $10. Jefferson St., single house, ss: up stairs rent $9: first floor rent. $10. Un- ion Ave. cottage $2.40o: rental $22. one story. Enquire at The Industrial Savings Bank, gas Stratford Avenue. corner KoSsuth.