The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-08-28
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With nine out of ten women in the
world buying their hair, IN heavens
name, where does all the hair come
from? asks The Springfield Republican.
ourselves. VIII some feminine reaoer
kindly eluciaate7
When q girl jiits q fellow as q
rule he thinks she has done HIM a great
injustice. when, IL the truth were
known. nine times out of ten she has
done him positive kindness.
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There isn't much comfort In discov-
aring that some other fellow Is teach.
taught last summer. Eth?
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Bread cast upon the water will re-
turn after many days and SO will Wal
ter Weiiman cast upon the Icy plains
Why do all motor cyclists sit in ex.
actly the same position? They all look
alike. too. Ever notice it7
Marriage is the appointed end Of
every woman" says Ella Wheeler vii.
cox, 1t IL also the end Of many q
good man.
You people who Imagine you are
young just reflect for q moment that
Alfonso. the boy King OF Spain. has
side whiskers and three children.
Something ought to be done to the
city water" declares The Milwaukee
sentinel. Do they drink water In NIL.
waukee? We hardly ever think of MIL
waukes without thinking of beer.
Russia exercises discretion in donat-
ing huge slices OF Chinas railroad pie.
A Georgia boy of IS stole q barrel
barrel of whiskey wouldn't get very lar
with 1t In Alabama.
President Taft played golf in the rain
the other day. Even the rain cant
dampen his ardor for the sport.
The Canadian authorities are kicking
like bay steer because they have te
pay SO much money to cover the cost
the fas & whS into
be morbid fascination about shielding
in the Falls. 1t Falls heavily on the
Canadians.
heard anything In long time, makes
the statement that 1.-The imposition OF
an income tax Will shield the trusts
from State laws" OF course. the earth.
earth and the laws thereof are made
for the trusts. The consumer Ii the
man who always gets 1T IN the neck
Big crops will make a noise like pros.
perity ali over Dixie
Mr.. Rockefeller talks constantly OF
heaven these days. One would think
he was leading stochholder in it.
Two airships collided recently. Just
airship collisions will be quite a COM
mon occurrence. The result however.
the best Of friends to fall out.
The last lock of Napoleon's hair has
been sold for $4,000. Many a bald
hes" man would give that mn much h.
money.
When a bald-headed man gets in a
row boat and takes row. wouldn't
you call that "baid-head row. Hey
oh. no, Angelina. Polar Bear is not
shaped like pole;
Parson SNOWFALL says.
De joys OBJ summer time am goin.'
Blackberries an SIGH
Watermelon done stop CROWN
To which I luved to hitch.
But I amt worryin' honey.
On dem things toe dine
Winter time brings other blessings
Spare ribs mighty fine. e -. .
Cheer up--the base ball season IL
about to bat a home run.
It is reported that at a South Caro-
lima musical the other night Sweet
Marie" and white Wings" received
nine encores each. But then anything
goes in the musical line In South Caro-,
lima.
The Alabama Legislature will ring
down in history for ages, but the cash
registers in the saloons won't ring up
any more drinks. Alas, poor Yorick'
what's the use to worry about the
prohibition wave7 The matrimonial
wave is rolling over Alabama and
sweeping many sweet little Blonde
Angels off their feet completely. A
man never makes a mistake when he
marries one of Alabama's fair daugh.
tiers.
The Sweetest Time o the Year.
What Is the sweetest time o. the year?
Why the fall. O. course, when the leaf
is sere,