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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22

I am writing this in installments,
with burnt match upon the paste
board cases which each day inclose
my charlotte-russe. Let me explain
that our prison is under the protec-
ton Of the Young Ladies' Visiting as.
sociation, and whereas in most pris-
ons the inmates are supposed to get
get their deserts, here we really do.
My dessert, served three times a
day, is charlotte-russe. My neighbor
on the tier above, convicted MUIR
derer, has ice cream. However, until
the exact status Of my offense is de.
cided upon I shall have to be con.
tent with charlotte-russe, vanilla ma
voring. Anyway, I need the paste.
board.
My location is tier 4, row II, cell
"A. l believe that this is the insane
ward, for l have been told that l am
charged with being dangerous golfo-
maniac. Whether or not am justly
accused leave the public to Judge.
When 1 Joined the Hole-High Golf
club l had no thought that ever
should be charged with menacing the
safety of society. paid my dues
promptly, bought all the clubs that
our professional could supply, pat
ronized the caddies literally, and, find
ing that my play was interfering with
my business, in the interest of my
clients gave up my law practice in
favor of the golf practice.
In short, l endeavored to be con-
.sistent.
Fortunately, golf did not a whit
intrude upon my domestic relations.
After moving out upon the links
(Which I did soon after I joined the
club, my wife and continued to live
very happily with what income she
had from timely legacy. Had ii
mot been for the legacy we might have
suffered considerable Inconvenience
because of my withdrawal from office
work.
Of more Importance, even, than the
legacy was the fact that we were well
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
QhIL
Question

"Do you know Of any who ever received any
benefit from taking Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Com
pound?"'
If any woman who is suffering with any ament peculiar
to her sex will ask her neghbors this question: she will be
surprised at the result There is hardly community in
this country where cannot be found who have been
restored to health by this famous old remedy made
exclusively from simple formula of roots and herbs.
During the past 80 years have published thousands
of letters these grateful who have been cured
by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound and never
in ali that time have published testimonial without
the writer's special permission Never have knowingly
published testimonial that not truthful and genuine
Here just received few days ago. If anyone doubts
that this and honest statement of womans expert
ence with Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound write
and ask her.
Houston, When first began taking Lydia Pink
sick for three chronic dyspepsia,
had tried several doctors medicines but
nothing did me any good.
lived medicines and thought would
WE'LL when read of Lydia f. Pink
Vegetable Compound and was advised to try It,
got bottle of the Compound and 1T did
continued its am well woman
and enjoy the best of health.
advise suffering from such troubles to give
regret it, will surely you"Nrs Bessie L. Hicks
$40 Cleveland St.. Houston
Any woman who is sick and suffering is foolish surely
not to give such medicine this trial. Why should it
not do her as much good as it did Mrs. Hicks.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
Care Of Twin Lambs.

In many cases ewes are not able to
properly nourish twin or triplet lambs
and the extra one must be removed
and put upon other feed. it having
been found in many instances veSy
profitable to raise lambs upon cows
milk. The mutton produced from such
sheep is said to be very high grade.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
The ljneIiuht.

"Why did Ranterton give up his
part and quit the company at the last
moment?"
"He discovered at our final dress re-
hearsal," replied the manager. that
in one scene he would be expected to
stand up stag with his back turned
toward the audience. while another
member of the company made q
speech nearly q quarter OF a minute
long,"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
Colts Need Exercise,

The growing colts, especially the
roadsters, should have lot OF exer.
else. They should under no circum'
stances be kept in the stables. They
should have the run Of large yard
or field. Draft colts do not need so
much room in which to exercise, az
they are less active.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
Soaked Corn for PIGS.

While the pigs are on clover or blue
grass pasture, don't forget that a lit
tie soaked corn twice a day will pro-
mote fast growth. 1t is pretty hard
to beat corn and clover pasture in ma
king fast and cheap pork. A slop OF
wheat shorts and water will be i'm
proved upon, unless one has skim
milk in place OF the water.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
Small Cow Stable.

COW, with a narrow passage at one
end from the front to the rear with
out going out-of-doors, says Country
Gentleman. The width would be d.
vided according to the accompanying
sketch, showing a section of the sta
BILE. A represents the rear passage;
B the manure gutter; c, standing plat
form 4 feet s inches to feet inches,
according to size of cows; D, stan.
chion; E, manger; F, feeding passage.
The stable will be more convenient If
the two passages are made wider.
Make the side walls seven feet high
in the clear, with one-half pitch ga
BILE roof. Make a doorway at one end
of each passage.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
Trying to Whack the Little Brass
Balls.

adapted to each other. Most wives
would have objected to their hus-
bands rising in the night, and with an
umbrella trying to whack the little
brass balls of the tops of the bed
posts, or with a spoon absent-minded-
ly lofting a soft-boiled egg across the
breakfast table, or with his cane clip
ping all the tulip buds along either
side of the garden walk. But not my
wife! Herself a devotee of ping-pong,
she understood. We agreed to occupy
separate sleeping apartments, so as
not to collide and wake each other up
in the midst of our dreamland tour
neys; but this is as far as any divi-
sion went.
Our mutual sympathy was perfect.
When was not telling about my golf
l was willing to hear her talk about
her ping-pong; and when she was not
talking about her ping-pong she was
ready to listen to me tell about my
golf. Ere she left in the morning
early to attend her ping-pong parties
she put me up a nice lunch, which l
ate while upon the course; and in
case she did not return for dinner at
night, l did not mind, because usu-
ally l was so tired that l went right
to bed. Even did she return, she was
so tired that she went right to bed,
too.
Thus, you see, we dwelt in happi-
ness and sweet accord.
Eight months Of this bliss, and a
serpent glided into our Eden. His
name was Jones-John johnson
Jones. He was golfer and his wife
was a ping-ponger-but of her
shall not speak, save to remark that
for various reasons Mrs. S., my wife
would not so much as speak to her.
Jones dawned upon my horizon
when he competed with me for the
buffers cup and almost won it. Next
he beat me in match for the Con
ISOLATION prize. Thenceforth at each
bi-weekly tournament fortune threw
US together, and we were constantly
playing off ties or opposed in fina
rounds, and so on.
While l will not admit that hated
Jones, l will not deny that l consid
cred him a villain-a mean villain! He
was a villain because our club profes
siona! declared that he showed the
best form of anybody who played ovel
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22

FREE HoMESTEDS srs ee sss ssf iasa
open to settlers, on Cheyenne River and Stand
ing Rock Reservations, in South Dakota. APP
to 22nd. Complete display of products of open
lands, exhibited at Gasbelt Exposition during
registration. Pierre nearest point to lands:
which are chiefly in Pierre Land District, and
all filings must be made there. Unique diver
sions every day. Ample hotel accommodations.
Address Pierre Board of Trade. Pierre, $. ID.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
BUILDING SMALL cow BARN
Rough Sketch and Dimensions Of q
Stable That Will Comfortably
House Five Animals.

A building 16 feet wide and 10 long
will accommodate five cows, giving a
little more than three feet to each
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
LITTLE STABLE FOR HORSES
Handy Small Barn That viii Accom-.
modate Five Animals, Also
Has Feed Room.

An illustration is given below of a
handy little barn that will accommo-
date five horse in single stalls. 1t has
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22
METHOD OF CUTTING CARCASS
Chart Showing Way Of Dividing AMI
NAL for Distribution Among
Members Of Beef Ring.

An illustration is given herewith
showing one method of cutting and
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-09-22

myrIaU dTCiSCIC
effects.
Let us show you
how modern homes
use them, and how
to adapt them to
yours. Mail US this
coupon to-day for
our book and our
offers. (l0)
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
LOCAL BREVITIES.

There viii be a regular meeting OF
Lei Aloha Chapter tonight at the usual
time and place.
Lei Aloha Chapter No. 8, 0. E. S,
will meet in Masonic Temple at seven
thirty this evening.
William Mckinley Lodge No. l. K.
Of P, VIII meet in <. of P. hall at
seven-thirry this evening.
The Hawaiian band win play this af-
teTnoon at the league ground, Moiliili.
On Sunday the band viii be at the
Honolulu Aathletic Park baseball game.
". H. Heen, the attorney, has decided
70 locate IN Hil0 where he viii practise
his profession. Until he finds perma-
nent quarters he VIII be located in the
office Of Mr.. Keolanui.
The first consignments of the Annual
published by the chamber of commerce
for 1909 have been delivered by the
printers. These books, larger than in
former years and handsomely printed
and bound. viii be distributed locally
and abroad.
Nishimoto Donichi, the japanese who,
with his horse, ran over small Portu-
guese girl at Waiakea, Hawaii, a short
time ago, was fined $3.50 and costs Mon
day, ON a charge of needless driving.
The girl was discharged from the hos
pital last Saturday.
Today is the last sale of pictures at
the exhibit being given by the Kilo-
hama Art League at its headquarters on
Beretania avenue. It will be the last
chance for those desiring to secure one
OF the many paintings exhibited to get
one as the sale viii be pau before
schedule.
Tomishima Kane, a Japanese woman
living at one of the Wainaku, Hawaii
railroad camps, was arrested last Satur-
day on charge Of selling liquor with
out license. A couple of weeks ago
this woman was arrested on similar
charge. On that occasion she forfeited
bail in the sum of 1925.
Brick Lyman has been appointed as
sistant sanitary inspector of Hilo and
IS already at work in his new position
Doctor G0odhue Of North Kona asked
the supervisors of Hawaii last week fol-
an appropriation of $3.50 for the Kona
hospital for the month of November
The sum of a hundred dollars month
was allowed by the board until further
notice.
The three japanese photographers
who We're arrested by the guards al
Fort Ruger for taking pictures around
the fort have been released from Gus
tody. They were held while the films
they had secured were developed but
as the pictures proved to be outside
views they were dismissed with repri
mand and a warning that photograph
ing government works is not allowed.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
OH. YOU JOE EDWARDS!

Joe Edwards was a brave Marine,
4 brave Marine was he;
And he would fight some sailor man,
Some sailor from the sea.
He wandered down the darksome
stTeer,
4 long. lone man saw he.
q Now. 'ere's the bloke HI m goin' ter
fight -
But it was just a tree.
So then be would a-skating 60,
On roller skates they say.
He bought some soda pop; alas,
He dropped il on his way.
The glass fell Gathering on the floor,
It made a mess ike paint:
They made him dig up twenty cents
Joe Edwards did a faint.
Joe Edwards IS a Britisher.
And also Marine:
For any man who has a fist,
He does not care a bean.
He's used to tuppence 'apenny
To pay for every break.
But, tenpenee for broken glass!
{" Gorblime, that's fake.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
SKATING CARNIVAL.
FOR THANKSGIVING

On Thanksgiving night, November
p, there viii be masquerade carni
val given at the Princess skating rink
On this occasion no one will be allow.
ed on the floor unless en- masque, and
as the management intends to offer
some magnificent prizes for the differ
ent classes of costumes, there will nc
doubt be many beautiful, as well as
novel and comical, DISCUSSES worn.
Skating incog should prove great
sport, and the event viii no doubt at
tract an immense gathering. There
will be many new features introduced
to make the affair gala one.
The details viii he announced later
but in the mean time skaters are ad
vised to get busy and prepare theil
costumes.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Fresh poha berries at Baltimore
today.
This is the last day of the reduction
sale of dresses at Blom s.
When YOU want frst-elass groceries
ring up Levy, the grocer; phone IS.
Savings bank book 7S4, Bishop &
Co. has been lost. See classified ads.
W. o. Smith. Judd building, has de-
sirable real estate for sale and houses
for rent.
Fresh pies and cakes at the Balti-
more Dairy We use the very best of
everything
Did you ever make poha pie7 Get
q quart of pola berries at the Balti-
more today.
Toys. holiday, books and notions al
Areadv displayed at Wall, Nichols Com
HRanv stores. Call early and avoid the
f@sh.
Choice split stove wood and fine
hand-picked stove coal can be bought
10 the best advantage at Union-Paciie
Transfer Co; phone IS. Prompt deliv-
cry. full measure.
Did You ever stop to think that real
estate is the strongest foundation for
invesrmert in the world? Honolulu
property bought now is bound to bring
big profits later on. Bishop Trust
Company have many good propositions.
See them on Bethel street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
PERSONALS.

Judge Lindsay has been elected to
the board of directors of the Y. NJ.
c. A, vice Judge Whitney, who has
retired.
c. Hedemann, the new Danish con-
sui, recently visited the naval station
TO call upon Admiral Rees, the COM
mandant, and was received with honors
and given the gun salute as he depart
ed from the station.
Mrs. Melanphy asks all persons who
have articles TO contribute to the fancy
table department OF the delicatessen
sale to please send them in to Levy s
grocery by next Wednesday morning.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
What Press
Agents Say
9~0~o~0~9~9~9~9.9~9~o.o

The new dissolving stereopticon at
The Bonine and the rare collection of
rural Scotch and English optical slides
are proving a very delightful invasion
into the usual moving picture enter
tainment.
There will be number of very in
teresting motion subjects on tonight,
and beginning Tuesday evening next a
new and origial subject that can not
but interest everyone in the city, there
never having been a subject of this
kind made before anywhere else in the
world.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13
14TH CAVALRY BAND
At MOANA TONIGHT

The Fourteenth Cavalry band from
the transport Sheridan will play at the
Moana Hotel tonight between the
hours of and 1880. A dance will
he given in honor of the officers and
Isdies on board the transport, to which
all army, navy and townfolk are cor
daily invited.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-13

Miss Marie Kenny has her dramatic
studio at the corner of Beretania ave
me-. and Union street. She gives prae-
teal training in expression, etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
SNOW TUMbLED
DOWN MOUNTAIN
Driver and Four-HorSe Team
Caught at Park City-Man
Rescued by Miners.
Cspecial to The Heraid)

Park City. Feb. IA snowslide came
down this afternoon about 2.30 O'Clock
near the Alliance tunnel, which killed
three horses belonging to the Hale G.
Kopp company. contractors for the
hauIinR of coal and ore to and from the
mines here. A load of coal drawn By
four horses was being driven TO the Al
Hsnce mine by Ernest McCaFrol, when
one of the employees Of that place saw
the slide start and notified the driver,
who at once jumped from his load and
ran. but before he had gotten very far
the slide caught him and he was buried,
save the half of one arm, which ne used
to good advantage by shaking the same,
and help was soon given him by the
miners at the Daly-Judge.
The loaded sleigh and the four horses
were carried by the slide into the Daily
Judge canyon, a distance of about
eighty feet, and but enc horse was tax
en- out alive. There still hangs a large
comb where this slide started from, and
an effort will be made to blast 1t away.
thereby preventing a possible loss of
life
At the Silver King Coalition, where a
slide is expected at almost any moment,
every precaution is being taken
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
MONROE DOCTRINE UPHELD
Address of Kings Counsellor John S.
EwaTt Before the Canadian
Club at Ottawa.

PeteTboro, Ont Feb 1s.-John s.
Ewart, X. C., Of Ottawa. speaking to
the members of the Canadian club
here last night, said he believed the
Monroe doctrine was one Of the most
benehcent possible regarding interna-
tioRal relations, and added:
IF any European should seek to vio-
late, Canada ought, If need be, to Join
the United States and all other Amer
lean powers in its assertion and main
tenaDce.'
Continuing. Mr- Ewart said:
In some British wars Canada would
probably decline to take part. II, for
example. the United Kingdom were at
war with France, Canada ought to be
neutral
In a war. too between the United
Kingdom and Japan on the one side and
the United States on the other, Canada
would decline to aid the allies. On two
occasions she has suffered invasiOns by
the United States because Of foolish
British qUarrels, but she win decline to
risk her political existence for the
benefit Of the japanese"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
RAIN STOPPED FOR ONE DAY
Salt Lake Elks in Los Angeles See the
Sun for the First Time Since
They Left Home.
Especial to The Herald.)

Los Angeles, Cal, Feb. 13.-The Elks
have won, old ]. Pluvius is vanquished,
and today for the first time since the
Salt Lake visitors have been in south
ern California, the sun shoDe bright and
clear all day long. But the weather
foreeaster predicts that Jupiter viii be
on the job again tomorrow and send
another downpour on the herd that IS
browsing here. The Elks today ascend
ed Mount Lowe and disported them
selves among the clouds until late in
the afternoon, when they returned to
Los Angeles, and many boarded the
night train for San Diego. Others will
go on tomorrow mornings train. After
reaching San Diego they will be taken
on to Tia Juana. where those who de-
sire will see a Spanish matador slaugh-
ter bulls in the ring.
Tomorrow night Exalted Ruler Davis
will assemble his herd at the Coronado
hotel for a banquet rendered by the
Elks of san Diego and vicinity The
visitors were so pleased at their victory
over the storm god that they frisked
about today and added greatly to the
cheerful reception that was given the
sun on its first appearance in weeks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
SALT LAKE PACKAGES.
Eleven Taken, But None of Them
Were of Great Value.

Of the twenty-three registered mail
packages stolen by the robbers who held
up the Rio Grande Western train near
Denver Saturday morning, eleven pack
ages were from Salt Lake. Tt is not be
heved that any of the packages or let
robbers contained large sums of money OF
articles Of great value. Many of the
packages contained merchandise sent as
fourth class matter.
Postmaster A. l. Thomas Of the saw
Lake office said last night that there was
probably nothing OF considerable value in
any Of the packages The amount Sc
cured by the robbers cannot be determined
until list of the stolen packages can be
obtained.
It was rumored that one Of the pack
ages taken by the robbers was from the
Boyd Park iex-elry store Of this CITY
Samuel c. Park. manager OF the local
store, said last night that he believed
the report untrue. "ATl of our registered
line. and only matter to he sent to points
this side of Grand Junction IS sent over
the Rio Grande Western" said Mr. Park
1t may be possible that one package
was sent over the Rio Grande. but 7 think
not. At any rate the package could not
be of any great value, as we do not send
valuable packag es by registered mail II
one Of our packages was stolen by the
highwaymsn ] cannot say to whom Il was
consigned We sent four packages out on
the day Of the robbery. but I am quite
certain they were all sent over the Union
Pa 'ific line"
The rumOr to he effect that one Of the
Salt Lake banks sent a letter to Denver
by registered mail containing $1,000 is
without foundation. There were no let
ters or packages from any Salt Lake bank
on the train.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
THREE YOUNG CHEVALIERS
Gallant Youths Sacrifice Skin to Re-
place That Lost by Girl Ac-
quaintance by Accident.

Los Angeles. Cal, Feb 13.-ThTee
plucky boys TO-DAY sacrificed four
square inches each of skin to help re-
place that which Della Helm, a 15-yedr-
old girl. lost four months ago in an ae-
cident which scslded half the surface
of her body. The operation in skin
grating was performed at the county
hospital. The boys barred their backs
and allowed the surgeons to strip off
shreds Of skin and transfer them to
the raw wounds on the body of the lit
tie girl, an acquaintance of theirs. They
we're George Ralph Deloe, Henry Deloe
and Earl Morris About half of the
surface of the girls body was literally
parboiled when she fell backward into
tub of boiling water. 1t will require
many skin-g grating operations TO re-
place the skin which was burned away.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-14
FEARED A LENGTHY DROUTH
United States Court Commissioner in
Georgia Fined 500 for Laying in
Five Barrels of Whisky.

Newman, Ga. Feb. 13.-Judge W. F..
Dent. United States commissioner. was
found guilty I'm the city court here yes
terday on a charge OF keeping whisky
for sale and was fined s1oc Five bar
rels of whisky. consigned to Henry
Smith. Newman were seized by the
chief of police. who discovered that
Smith was none other than Judge Dent
and a warrant was Immediately Issued
for the commissioner. Judge Dent ad-
mitted that the title TO the whisky was
In him, and explained to the court
that, being an old man, accustomed to
his teddy. he feared the prohibition
movement now sweeping the country
would deprive him Of his usual drink
whereupon he decided to lay in a store
for the future.