Bisbee daily review., 1909-03-14
Common Types of Women cranics We
 All Dislike
frha. Awful Bore. the Tattler.) }

CThst Awful Bore, the TattIer.) Chief among the many disagreeabie women that you are liable to eRcoua- ter as you wander through tho TO- ssate vale of life Is the society tat ter You will readily recognize her by the voluminous folds in her stylish
 skirt and the yards of yelling that en- shC1ud her somewhat diminished head. If you happen to move in 0 more | exclusive social set this will enable i her to recognize yOu at a great dis ] tance. No matter how far away you ' are she has seen you first and is | coming fer you at a lope. In vain do | yCu attempt to dodgH or run out before | you can wink an eye she has SC zed 1 upon you, and, after taking in men | tally every detail of your makeup,
 you may be sure 10 be courted and ! fatteref by her. IT you are one Of | tho representative women of the dis | trict and your husband enjoys an en- | yiable reputation and possesses a sti1 bank account, she may saed a feE salt tears at hearing of your slight | illness as she sits down and begins t. |H The origin of this society pest is
 lost in the traditions of past history, but it is generally conceded that il is the lineal descendant of the skeleton. in the closet. But whatever the pur- pose the society tattler was created ' for. 1t is undeniable that she per
 vades peaceful and happy homes anL does her best to make them unfit to
 live in. leaving behind only wreckase and ruin.
 The tattler is Of both sexes and the
 males and females bear a strong
 resemblance to each other. They are
 nearly always thin and gaunt and have the appearance of looking for
 something lost. Their eyes are usual
 ly dull and lusCelesS when not
 engaged in tale-bearing and picking
 tO pieces the character of some
 victim. The male attacks h.s object
 and hunts people whom ne fancies
 has wronged him. But the female tat tier gossips maliciously for the pure
 love of the sport. Slander seems a sweet morsel under their tongues.
 They do not spare relatives friends
 or foes, as the habit has become too
 strong to shake off-
 Another class or variety Of d'sa. greeable women who are we'll known . is the hard luck wainer." They pos sess the peculiar psychic power of fill . ling the surrounding air with gloom for an hour after social visit Lnei } Tor fate IS always against them
 1, There Is also another curious va , Tiety of the female, and that is thu
 Seen Better Days kiad.
 T They will go into minute detail .,
 to their ancestry, and win dwell upOE lone limb Of their famous family tre'
 for hosrs at q time. When they an
 gone all you can remember of thei , conversation is My grandfather, lat, !. minister to France"
 II But what gets most on a listener
 nerves is the woman that is alwayf
 spreading disease, forever complain ? ] ing and describing some poor uu ' fortunate who is suffering from som' : particularly. uauseating and loata 1, some disease, which she will describ,
 in minute detail until you feel lik' Q screaming, and as soon as you are lief
 alone you go out for constitutions z ane pick wild flowers on your way
 all the time musing thus: ''Wh.
 can't people talk health and ease in !. instead of so much disease? Q Is just as contagious and can he sprca, ! abroad and enjoyed"
 | The caief pleasure most people hav' 9 in life Is telling about their sickness t and troubles Some women nege } feel really well acquainted until the, 8 have gossipDed and scandalized som, a cns together often shs person dis r cnssed are theiT rs iStiyes ar husbands
 Nobody but herself knows the pleasur e a woman gets out of having a hus r. whom she eonfides to her best fir ent c Is drunkard, stingy or a poor pro f gideTi Why not tell of ais virtues E. if he has but one? If We talked a r. much about cur joys as we do abon i Jour sorrows the world would be [
 mere cheerful place. Cultivate tn, ? spirit of looking on tae bright s.do .s Ee an optiinist We are th'eges O r. other peoples happiness when V. O burden them with our scrrcws. Cal l. cultivate a kindly feeling toward you
 fellow beings and they win fee, kind l. iy toward you