The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-01-28
A Few More conundrvms.

a Few More Conundrurs.
There IL gifl who works Ia a
candy store Ia Boston who W 9 feet
inches tall has "A waist measure
~ az inches. and wears No. .
shoe What does she weigh She
weighs candy
Why IL the Fourth Of July like
an oyster stow because we enjoy
Il best with crackers
Why Ia bashful lover like rice.
eorn7 lie turns white when he
pops
Where n tho largest diamond ia
the Worid7 In the baseball field.
When does a farmer behave rude
~ 70 bis corng When he pulls ita
ears
When are cooks crucl2 When
they beat eggs and whip cream.
What pain do We make llFht OFT
Window pane Miss Nonentlty.
Az Her Fault,
A pretty girl came down the street,
She was exceedingly petite.
A feli0W GA n wheel looked round.
And blffi he landed On the ground.
An auto ran into a van,
He'd turned "a rubber. had tho man.
A big bluecoat neat glanced her
way.
A wheel and bangl the deuce to
pay,
A motorinan then looked at her.
Aud hit a great blg yellow cur,
A fat man turned his bead TO gaze.
He slipped and aprawied Ia forty
ways.
A boy then took a glance. and
whacki
An auto hit him In the bach.
Aud ali OF them that could. then
sworc
They'd look At pretty Girls no more.
Cautious Jack.
did Jack get down on his knees
when he proposed
No. he said be would. but he
was afraid papa might come In and
Kick him"
Patlent-'T say. doctor. what's
this bony lump here-thiE Adams
apple thing what's II for. anyway"
Doctor-"iiH primary function. sir.
II % remind ua OF the time we Ent
Il IN the Boston Transcript
Practice "a the one prcaervatiye
OF religion. Chicago Tribune.
what Is. bachelor. pa"
"A bachelor. my son. Ia the Ian.
guaRe ~ the street. IL a wise guy
who looks before he leaps. and then
stands siill.--iouiHviile Herald
The beginning Of excellence II 20
be free from error Quintillian.
Docior-"And what did you cat
for dlnnerT-
pasieut--'1 can't tell you
Doctar--s'You cant tell meg-
Pafient-~"No. I ordered chicken
croauettea and mince pie. Town
Topics.
Woman enjoys. man suffers. cor
rect eonduet--New York Press.
What you farmers want IL up.
lifting" said the statesman.
That's right" answered Farmer
I Corutoasei I've got a grand piano.
steam heat and n private gas plant.
F. All We want now Is an elevator In
the house Washington Star.
i
Victim disposed TO grumblel -
You've robbed me before I've been
IN town hair an hour"
Footpad--"Yes. this Is pay-as-
YOU enter town. Chicago Tribune.
Exterior signs Of great affliction
are for the living a. mausoleums are
Tor the dead. they often attest more
conccit than sorrow or virtue. -
Chateanbriand
Il don't believe that old maxim
that there IN 4 fool in every fam.
ny" SAYS the Philosopher 0f Folly.
I'm an only child. myself. "--Cleyo-
land Leader.
Il IL unpleasant 90 turn back.
though Il be 10 take the right way.
Latin.
Pippins Dippina says he remem.
beers when snow was four feet deep
around here
sIppius That's nothing. I've
aeen SNOW around hera over my
head
Pippins---"Comc Off when was
that"
SlppinH When Il was on the
roof. Boston Record.
Conscience is the voice Of the
soul ---fircek.
THE rAHt.oR DEtD-LiNE.
And old irishman named Casey
/ made a lot 81 money a. a contractor