The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-13
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Ne wonder. NAtt AAAo.AsS

Nc wonder.
 The football seasons
 Really come As
 And the undertaker's
 Grinning some.
 The Bomb.
 There once was a big Russian bomb In the hands of an anarchist Glum.
 But 1t newer exploded
 For IL wasn't half loaded. Now wasn't that bum bor1bs
 nspd Muller Up to Dats. Maud Muller on summers day In her auto raced away. But paid no hne--the reasons plain.
 Comedy es whssks,s.
 The salina Journal says the follow ing story is "a true ons." and hap "A farmer wesring the old-fashIcned bushy whiskera and zplenty of theu1. sat behind . woman. He became in- S sSs ssss of . ssss sas o pied Following the usual custom tho lady had to rearrange her back hair. and pinned up some of the farmer's ,ns Hskins .y y.a ssusss ssa .s Ssa n s ssn back and laugh and he pulled the iady's hair down with hts whiskers. Some Of her store hair in his lap fright ened nim ana ne gave yeiA Inc ac- eidsSt .. sn broke .ap the quiet in that part -~ Don,t Forget the Bars. Get Getting married in Ksnsas is worth vocate publishes the following account of a recent wedding which seenls to have had all the trimmings" Says "A record crowd gathered at Angeius at the public wedding of two of its most popular young people. Margaret veland to win Rueshhoff. Both are residents of this locality for i've or six years. After the ceremony. at o'clock on Tuesday morning. a wedding feast was spread at the home of the brides parents. It was simply colossal. Ev- erybody-and that meant whole lot Si drink i Then the dance. d arinneirs bands, assited by Winn and Bruce Peck of Grainfeld. furnished music for the occasion. The bride was dressed m netting. The groom wore conventional black. Presents piled up and as they says on sale bills. too numerous to mention. The bride and groom took . trip to Efangham. H.. to visit relatives their return to Grove County they will reside on the Rundy farm. about ninc miles south of Park. where large house and barn are being built for their  sea-weed.
 Some women have so much visible painting it's wonder they don't ad- vertise for bids to have it done by con- tract.
 A Kentucky preacher is authority Tor the statement that there will be no case. we shoyldn't wonder if the other place is simply full of it.
 Cook received s5,ooo for talking i've minutes Into q phonograph, and yet they say talk Is cheap
 Even Uncle Joe's strongest adjsctives nave been forced to seek cover'' since the San Francisco mayoralty cam paign. A sort of shiftless fellow who had l just been In the village c day or two. was whiting a pine board on q crack. Ia bystander. '.oh. I'm all right. If you don't believe 1t ask 'eiia over at Pineviile who l be. They know me {" The next day the other returned. hay they tell you who I be?' asked ths newcomer.
 "Yep"-replied the other. "rhsy said you was the biggest liar in the couh.
 well. didn't tell you they knowsd me7" was the reply. |
 A Rais of Gosssn Leaves. " The golden leaves are raining down Over the country and over tho town November's woods are blurred in brown
 | In 6 rain of golden leaves. Drifting. drifting. how they fall Over the earth they cast c pall.l Not one shall cling---winds shake them
 all--
 In q rain of golden leaves. TIT.
 So mon must fall from the tree ef nf' When Grim Death wieids hts pfuninE
 knife
 Like a rain of golden leaves.
 PHIL H. ARMSTRONG,