The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-08-18
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John Oliver appeared before Judge
Andrade yesterday morning. He was
accused of having been drunk. He did
not deny that he had been drunk, but
he thought that it was very venia.l
offense. But the Judge did not look at
it that way. He mentioned the fact
that this same John Oliver had already
been arrested twenty-five times for the
same offense. This being the twenty
third time, the court considered that it
was quite enough for the time being.
''You shall not have a chance to APP
pear before me for some time to come, -
said Judge Andrade; 'not for sixty
days, for you shall go to jail for that
length of time. And John went.
Facetious Josephus.
Joseph Oliver was also brought be-
fore Judge Andrade for the same Of
tense as that of his namesake. Now
some. When he was asked where he
lived, ne said sin England Il do
not mean where you were born,'' said
the court, shut where you live. ~. SIN
Newcastle on-Tyne," was the cheerful
answer. cit is quite unnecessary to
try to be funny. Where did you last
go to bed?" was the stern reioinder,
| and the reply came back swiftly and
solemnly, 81 In the Queens Hospital. -
Joseph's attempts at levity may cost
him dear. Judge Andrade told him
that he would not pass sentence until
| the morning, so the humorist will have
| passed another night in his cell before
| his case is decided.
A Human Phonograph
/ All Lun, the human monograph, viii
have chance to play all his records
over and over again without disturb
| ance. He was committed to the pupule
house yesterday afternoon. All Lun
had habit of sitting on the curb and
cummuning with voices which he i'm
agined emanated from his chest. He
made himself a target for many small
boys and their jests and so was taken
into custody last Friday. He was in
terviewed by Deputy Sheriff Rose, whe
was, initiated into the mysteries of
listening to the mystic sounds that Al
Lun declared exuded from his interior
at inopportune moments. DR.. Mackal
and Judge Andrade concurred in be
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| belfry, and he was sent to plac,
where the bats could buzz undisturbed
George Loses Demijohn.
George had a demiiohn of whisky
He got off the Waikiki car near IA
piolani Park last night and sat dow
by the roadside. Then he went t.
1 sleep. Along came wagon with tw
humorists on board. They espied tn
sleeping form of George and also tn
demijohn.
i. The two humorists stayed their wa
gon and proceeded to annex the demi
john. They each took a swig and the
another one and another and anothe
! and another and another one.
BY this time they were feeling S
good that they made enough noise t
wake the recumbent George. He stoo
up and wanted to fight. The humorist
= refused to fight, but insisted on bar
thing George in the supposedly corr
! | made mixture.
This annoyed George and he CON
\ planned to a policeman who happene
along. When the strong arm of the Ia'
| appeared the humorists hit their we
} gon and vamosed. When asked his flu
l | name, George said it was KeeaumokJ
neutrality-suspicious. The police
man, well acquainted with the Hawa
/ ian language, arrested him for Giles
Majeste.'' but let him go when he eo1
fessed that he had made the name u
as he went along.