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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-01-18
so ~ONSIDERATE

"Millicent is truly a considerate
girl" says the damsel with the extend
ed Psyche knot. What makes you
think so?" asks the one with the shiny
nose. Her fiance is troubled with dys-
pepsia, so she has had the druggist
mix pepsin with her face POWDER
Life.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

FRAENTzEL & RICHARDS. patent law.
American and foreign patents. trademarks
and copyright and mechanical engineering.
Liverpool and London and Globe building,
corner Broad and Mechanic SITS. rooms sol SOP.
Phone 3435-J.
DRAKE & Co, Globe Ruilding. 500 Broad st.
room 300; solicitors Of patents and experts in
all matters relating to inventions Oldest and
largest In the State. Established In 1865. Free
advice as to pateatahility. Telephone 294s.
RUSSELL NJ EVERETT. Tel 45SS-R.
PATENT LAWYER NM SOLICITOR,
NS BROAD ST. COR. MARKET.
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HITTING BACK.

why can't you settle up some-
times?" said the grocer, gruf1y. you
are always short"
YES" laughed the slow-paying GUS
toner, something like your scales.'
And the grocer was so piqued he
weighed out prunes for washing soda.
Chicago Daily News.
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THE DAVIS sCHooI OF DANCING.
DAVIS HALL. 40s BRoAD STREET
Mrs. Helen Davis. Mgr. Cbas. F.. Travers. Inst.
PRIVATE LESSONS; Waltz and Two-step
guaranteed in six lessons. day or evening. by
appointment. BECfNNFRS' CLASS. Tuesday
evening s T m. 4 -ANCED CLASS. Wednes-
dav at sec y. m STAGE DANCING taught.
For information, circulars. etc. write or apply
t" MRS. HELEN DAVIS. Davis Hall. 406 Broad
st. L D. Phone Pol. B. 3.
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! THE MOUTH
OF THE TUNNELS

Automobile ~supnlies.
HE ELECTRIC T AND EQUIPMENT
p
Y MARKET ST. NEAR 81
Baby rarrfnUcs.
fABY CARRIAGES REPAIRED, VANISHED.
Upholstering tires put on wheels; cane for
hairs. wheels for Ice wagons: best work:
vest prices.
NEWARK GO-CART MANF'G CO..
1893 Washington street.
CIofhirg.
SHE prices paid in the city for cast-oh
: clothing. Send postal. B. COHEN. so Canal st.
Hotels.
F1MMERCE HOTEL. 16 Commerce ST.: rooms
zee. 25c. Csc per night: for gentlemen only
baths and latest Improvements.
Jeweiry fought.
DISCARDED jewelry bought; unredeemed
pledges for sale: tools of all kinds bought ana
OLD. ]. EORLAND. a Market st.
.Teweiry Exchanges,
CP.TO-DATE JEWELRY sold at lowest prices.
Old gold, silver and stones bought for cash.
% Market St, Room 206.
gf-hfir" Fixtures.
THE ELECTRIC MOTOR AND EQUIPMENT
COMPANY.
es2 MARKET ST. NEAR MULBERRY ST.
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SUBURBAN MERCHANTS,
TRADESMEN, ETC.
HARRISON

5 Bakery.
English Mun1na,
Scotch Shortbread
JAS H. JONES. 507 N. Fourth street.
Confectionery, Notions. Etc.
J. MARSHALL
bf0 Harrison av. Confectionery. soda. tobacco.
notions. hardware. crockery. tinware.
Oyster HoDse apa Restaurant.
THE HARRISON OYSTER AND CHOP
HOUSE, 20 Harrison av. Wholesome food:
quick service: regular dinner is cents.
Plumbers.
HAVE your boilers cleaned and repaired for the
winter In a frst-class manner by ANDREw
MURRAY. TOT North Fourth ST.. Harrison.
Slate Eoofer.
VIM. SMITH ESTATE, 63 North Fifth IT.
Harrison. Repairing promptly attended to.
Tailoring. Cleaning and Pressing.
B. VISCITI. D7 N. Fourth St. Harrison, N. i.
Custom tailor. cleaning. pressing and repairing.
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THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC.

THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC.
LOUIS ARTHUR RUSSELL. Director.
Reopens. Twenty-fourth Season. September Sth.
ENDOWED with Methods of instruction
which Reach Through from Fundamental Train
ing TO the requirements of Artist and Teacher.
Send for rev Literature. Records of Schools
using the Russell Systems; Programs. Appre-
citation etc. Address the Secretary Music
Hall. Centre street Newark; New York d.
vision. Carnegie Hall.
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PHRENOLOGY.

CONSULT PROF. LIE ROY, Americas great
est life reader; different from all others; his
advice will help you; special full readings this
week so cents. This address only. $50 Broad St,
next door to gas office.
COLSON. phrenology and other
sciences; 25 and so cents; ladies' only. a. Or
chard st. near city Hall.
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AUCTION SALES.

CITY LOAN co. will sell at public auction
all unredeemed pledges on Wednesday, Janu-
airy 20. 1909, at 10 a. M. at Won Poznak's
Auction RooIrs. 3S South Orange av. City Loan
Co. H. GOLDBLATT & CO.. proprietors. 375
Broad 50
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BASHEUIN NESS.

A man isn't necessarily bashful be-
cause he declines to meet his obliga-
tons.
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PERSONAL.

DAN MAXWELL. age IS. left winsted last
June; If anyone has seen or knows of his
whereabouts kindly inform L. A. MAXWELL,
sA3 st. Nicholas ay., New York city.
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FURS AND SKINS bought at highest prices.
Fnrs remodeled and repaired; special seal gar
ments at smallest expense; work guaranteed:
elegant fur sets below cost; to clean up. THE
LITTLE FUR SHOP. AZ Court st.
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KEARMY

Coal. wood md Ice.
VIM. T. HOWE. ia Johnston av., Kearny.
N. j.. dealer In coal. wood and ice.
Painter,
JAMES H. COILS. 4 Kearny av.. Kearny. NJ.
j. Hardware and Paints. Try Collis's Famous
Wall Enamel. all colors. s1.25 per gallon.
Plumber,
CHRISTOPHE? BURNS,
Plumbing and Heating Contractor,
26 Rearny aven ue. L. D. Phone. Kearny, n. J.
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AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTs-Weather strips; air-ttght a lifetime;
no better; cheap. c. GOEHRING, 10 Glen
Ridge ay., Montclair, N. ].
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mFN RInGE

Franklin av.. Bloomfield. N. j.; office, Scheuer
building Tel. 4066-R, Newark. and 1643-J.
bloomfield. Single graves SIP: plots from
s5 UP.
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INSTRUCTION
THE BEST IN NEWARK.

THE BEST IN NEWARK.
Ea hotter schools can he found; no
better teachers TO be had; no better
methods are taught than THE
NEWARK STAR advertisers who
have their announcements in these
columns. Read their
mcnts and thus keep in toucf, with
the best educational institutions.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
OPPORTUNITY

--~"ks but once Mt every mans
door; but IL you lust keep reading
the Business Opportunity columns
of THE NEWARK STAR regularly
every day you will see opportunity
krockinG regularly for some mans
door 10 open.
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Cleaning oud Dyeing.
GER~MAN-AMERICAN SCHOOL

for cleaning. dyeing and bleaching in all Its
branches. now open. Advice free. Apply or
write to school. at 30 Main ST.. East Orange.
CHEMIST PEAR In charge.
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LOST AND FOUND.
ADVERTISE FOUND ARTICLES.

morning, January Is. between 494
Washington st. and SO Green st.. solid gold
bracelet. eli lsed, name Marie engraved on
same. LIBERAL reward to finder. Return to
FLANAGAN. care American Under
garment Co., "a Green st.
observation-disclosures D., L. & w. tick
cts, automobile licenses, money, etc, on Mont
clair to Newark trolley. Reward II returned to
GESSLER, care Singer Sewing Machine Co,
502 Broad st.
to GAVEN SPENCE, s7 Broad St, Newark.
Reward.
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MCDOWELL S~YSTEM-Easy to learn: rapid to
use. Gold medal Paris, st. Louis EXpositions
over all competitors as leading method for cut
ting md making ladies' garments. Individual
instruction. Open daily; Monday. Tuesday,
thursday evenings. PUpils make their own
dresses while learning. Call or send for cir
cular. ROSE c.. LYNCH. 1856 Broad st.
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ORANGE

JeweIer. s
Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry.
Fine Watch Repairing.
French Clocks a Speciality.
JAMES j. HAAG,
g Cone street, Orange, N. j..
Moving Vans aud Storage.
SMITHS VANS AND STORAGE,
Is Day street. Orange, N. J.
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Cemeteries.
RInGFLAWN CEMETERY.

Largest and most modern In New Jersey.
Lawn plan. Free perpetual care. Convenient
access on main trolley line. Casket lowering
device. shelter tent. mating. etc, free to lot
owners. Lots from s35 up.
Office at Cemetery entrance, Franklin av..
Delawanna.
Telephone 1925, Passaic.
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AGESTS-We have excellent proposition: come
and Investigate STAT DARD CHEMICAL
ZEE Central av.
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ARLINGTON

Teas. COnees and Groceries.
c. A. NISSEN,
Teas, Coffees and Select Groceries,
443 kearny avenue. Arlington, N. ].
Telephone 103-W.
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CARDS. bl1lheads. etc. fine work. quick deliv-
cry. 75e up. ROSE PRESS. l5s Mulberry.
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AUTOMOBILES.

GARAGE VIII sell finest brand-new autos at
big sacrifices. Address DAWSON CONRAD,
General Delivery. Orange, N. ].
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OFFICERS and brothers of America Lodge No.
l43, K. Of p. are requested to attend the
services Of our deceased brother, L. Hunt. at
his late residence, 50 South Eighth street, city,
at S O'Clock Monday evening. Request Of c. c.
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MALE AND FEMALE.

MAN and wife wish position In private fam
lily. CoFTFLD, "a Camfeld st.
tuhula tors wanted.
Apply INCANDESCENT LAMP WORKS,
BOYD ST. ard Seventeenth ay.
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pnrquet Floors.
FLOORS,

rarquetry: old floors refnished. VIM II.
IAMOUNEAU. 10 B~ranford pl. Tel. 2207.
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GIRLS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ANT UN.
EXPERIENCED OPERATORS FOR INCAN-
INGHOUSE LAMP CO., WATSESSING STA
TIoN. BLOOMFIELD. N. ].
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prirfors 1ud StatiOrPra.
YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU
WANT n. BlRRELL-BROWN 20. Printers
and Stationers. 794 Broad St. Star" Building
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FEMALE.
GIRLs-LoOK HERE.

EXPERIENCED ivory buttons %sorters: also
girls to work on setting up buttons. BIRC
CO, 24s South st.
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HIGGINS-On January 10, 1909, at his
residence, 116 Bowery street, John,
beloved husband of Annie Higgins
(nee McNfchOlas)
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Turkish Faiths.
H BATHS"
Is Clinton st, will hereafter be open day and
night Except Sunday. Ladies' day. Mondays.
% a. IN. to 10 p. m.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
Schively Will Not Talk.

OLYMPIA. H. Schive1y, State
Insurance Commissioner. who was
acquitted last Friday by the Senate
On the IL impeachment charges pre-
ferfeds against him. Is delighted at
hts ~ ~. andsswhen seen exhibited
a pile OF kilograms from many parts
OF the state congratulating him.
Personally, he refused to make
any statement, but through his at
torney. George C. Israel, it was
given out that all promises made by
Schlvely would be kept Israel stated
that every insurance company that
had paid for an examination not
made, whether the money went to
Nichols or to Schively, or to both,
would be made at no added cost to
the companies. He said these exa-
limitations were now under way
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
SENATORS SCORED
BY GOVERNOR HAY
DECLARES OATH OF OFFICE
VIOLATED.
ADMISSIONS SHOW GUILT
Case Now Beyond Official Jurisdic.
ton. People Of State VIII
Render Final Verdict.

OLYMPIA. - When interviewed
concerning the result OF the trial
OF Insurance Commissioner John H.
Schively by the Senate. sitting as
court OF impeachment. Governor Hay
gave out the following statement:
The acquittal of Mr.. Schively on
all the charges in the articles of I'M
parchment by the vote of II Sena-
tors was surprise to me. for I had
given little credence to the rumors
In circulation during the closing
days of the trial that the defense had
. dependable lineup Of a sufficient
number Of Senators who would vote
to acquit, regardless of the evidence
or the facts. 1t seemed to me alto
gether incredible that number Of
Senators would assume such a pre-
posterous position in violation of
their solemn oath and disregard Of
their sworn duty
II am unable TIC understand how
any man, much less man occupy
ing the high position OF Senator OF
the State Of Washington. could SO
stultify himself as to vote for an
acQuittal after hearing the evidence
submitted and proved beyond rea-
sonabls doubt by the board of man
ayers. The admission made by the
respondent on the stand was a con-
viction in itself. There IL absolutely
no question as to this. The very
substantial vote of 26 for conviction
to IA for acquittal shows that a
large majority of the Senators were
firmly convinced that the Insurance
Commissioner was guilty as charged.
THE case has now passed beyond
official Jurisdiction and is up to the
highest tribunal of all the people
of this state, who will render the
final verdict"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
AAYS FORESTRY
SERVICE, RESIGNS
ucHARG SAYS METHODS EN-
pLOYED ARE DREAMLIKE.
TAFT ACCEPTS RESIGNATION
President Compelled, 1t Is Believed,
10 Take Hand in Conservation
Policy.

Beverly. Mass, Aug. 29.-Presi-
dent Taft has accepted the resigna-
ton Of Assistant Secretary of Com
merce and Labor McHarg, who made
bitter attack upon ex-President
Roosevelt and his policies.
In a recent interview McHarg is
reported to have said: Common
sense has been displaced by vision
sry theories. already proved unsuc-
cessful in the problems of the de-
yelopment of the West and too much
dreaming has been INDUCED in in
dealing with the Government irriga-
tIon projects and forest conservation
policies"
Secretary Nagel, Secretary Knox
and Secretary Meyer dropped in upon
the President Sunday, the former
bearing letter from Assistant Sec-
rotary McHarg, in which McHarE
stated that he had taken his present
position with the understanding that
he was only to hold it six months
anyhow. and that as he understands
1t, his term is about to expire After
a brief conference between the Pre-
sldent and his Cabinet members it
was agreed that Mr.. McHarg had
the right view of his. position and
that his term should expire quickly.
Mr.. Taft has been reluctant to
take official cognizance of the con-
troversy which started at the Irri-
cation Congress in Spokane, con-
tinued through the Trans-Mississippi
Conference at Denver, and since then
has been waged at the National Capt.
toll. It seems now, however, that he
would have to take a hand in the
tangle.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
Fraud In Alaska Coal Lands Denied.

Fraud in Alaska Coal Lands Denied.
Seattle, Aug. 29.-Cunningham.
who represented the 33 claimants In
The so-called Cunningham coal land
claims in Alaska, which are being
investigated by the Government, and
who was aboard the steamer Ohio
when 1t was wrecked, returned to
seattle today with the other surviv-
ofs and declared that the charges
that claims have been illegally filed
upon, and that Secretary Of the In
terlor Ballinger had attempted to
compel Special Agent Olives of the
Land Office. who filed a complaint
with President Taft recently to per-
init the issuance of patent on the
Claims. Is absurd.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
Keep Water Power For People.

Seattle, Aug. 28.-At the conclud-
Ing session of the National Conserv-
alton Congress today a permanent
organization was effected, and, after
a vigorous debate a radical water
right resolution was adopted, recon-
mending that municipalities, states
and the national government here
after refuse water-rights for power
purposes in perpetuity, and only
grant them for a term of years SUBJ
lect to reasonable taxation. The deli
egates listened to addresses by Sec
rotary of the Interior Ballinger,
Chief Forester Clifford Pinchot and
Francis j. Heney.
B. w. Baker, of Baltimore, was
elected president and L. F. Brown,
OF Seattle. secretary.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
BALLINGER HURRIEs EAST
Cancels Seattle Date and Starts for
Washington.

Seattle, Aug. 29.-Secretary Of the
Interior Richard A. Ballinger hur-
riedly left the city for Washington
tonight. Before leaving he said:
Department affairs have made it
necessary for me to change my plans
and go at once to Washington"
Interviewed at the railroad sta
ton, he said that he had not been
called East by the President.
Emergency matters have arisen
in the department which make it
necessary to lay aside my plans and
return to Washington" said the Sec
rotary.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
THE MARKETS
Portland.

Wheat-New crop, track prices:
Climb. SIC; bluestem, Csc; red Rus
sian, SIC.
Barley-$26.5 a $3.50 ton.
Oats-$2S per ton.
Hay-Timothy Willamette Valley,
s14; Eastern Oregon, SIT q is; al
falfa, s14; clover, s11 q $1S.
Butter-Extra, SAC; fancy. 20 %
$50; store, 81 @ 22c.
Eggs-Ranch, candled. soc;
Hops-1909 contract, nominal;
1908 crop, IA q 15c; 1907 crop,
lie.
Wool-Eastern Oregon. 16 @ sSc
per pound; Valley, % @ 25c.
Mohair-24 @ Zoe.
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PinchOt Declares McHarg Wrong.

Portland, Aug. 30.-Gifford Pin
chot, Chief Forester, who is in Port
land to deliver an address under the
auspices of the Oregon Conservation
Association, when Informed of the
resignation OF Assistant Secretary
Of Commerce, McHarg, declined to
discuss the resignation, but said:
LAS to the published interview Of
Mr.. McHarg in which he said the
facts do not warrant the prediction
by the conservation workers that
there Is grave danger that the forest
wealth of the country will be ex-
hausted within a few generations, 7
have only to say that the official rec
ords of his own department will dis
prove that assertion"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior.
q. 8. Land Office, Spokane, WASH,

Oepartment OF tne IuLerIUIs
q. g. Land Office, Spokane, WASH,
July "a. 1909.
Notice is hereby given that Emil Tobler.
Of Scotia, Wash, who. on Dec n, 1907. made
homestead entry No 1885 lo3513l for 81 swN:and
SIX SEX Of Sec 4, Township 30 ~ &. A Z. M;
Communication CON proof, to establish clstm
to the fand above described,
before Sidney w. Rogers. q: 9 Commissi9ner
mort. wash, on the eth day of September, 1909.
Cisimant names as Witnesses: Alphonse
Kobloth, Alexis Guissagatts. ]. ]. Tobler ana
10 81 HiL ]. COLI. Register.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
Three Bills Vetoed.

OLYMPIA-Govern Hay vetoed
McGregor's bill to amend the crimi-
nal code by preventing sale of liquor
by unlicensed persons as the measure
contained no provision requiring
state license. He also killed the re-
pealing section Of the game bill in
order to protect elk until 1915 and
vetoed the material mems lien bill.
The Governor signed bills as follows:
Senate bill 334, McGowan-pro-
hibiting drunkenness in public.
S. B. "a, Bryan-appropriati
$4,000 for maintenance of veterans
home, Port Orchard.
House bill 33, Bell-to provide
for the nomination of Congressional
candidates to fill vacancies at spe-
cial elections.
House bill 81. Cameron-correct-
ing boundaries legislative districts
Pierce County.
House bill 5S. Weier-substitut
for H. B. Al, permitting women to
enter rathskellers where liquors are
sold.
House bill SO, Appropriations
Committee - appropriating $36,
for the maintenance of the National
Guard.
House bill 60. Beach-appropriat-
ing $4,000 for relief of Indian war
veterans.
SPOKANE.-J. H. Schively, State
Insurance Commissioner. will not be
called to trial in the Superior Court
of Spokane County at the September
term of court. Schively Ia under in
dictment in two cases growing out of
grand jury investigation of the Pa
ciflc Livestock Association, one for
embezzlement OF about $1,000 of the
funds of the association, and the
other for perjury before the grand
jury.
The Schively cases, and likewise
those against Judge Gordon. ex-
counsel for the Great Northern Rail-
road, will not be reached for the rea-
SON that the prisoners detained in
iafi. including the defendants In
three homicide cases. must be tried
drst.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-09-02
Seattle.

Wheat-Bluestem, SO @ 94c.
Oats-New, $34 q 35 per ton.
Barley-New, $2S a $3.50 ton.
uav-Eastern Washington timo-
thy. $21 per ton; Puget Sound.
hay. SIS per ton; wheat hay. $120
~ per ton; alfalfa, $13 per ton.
Rntter - Washington creamery.
36c: ranch, IS @ 27c.
Eggs-Selected. local. Ssc.
Potatoes-White River, 10.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-06

occasionally hitting the floor with -
The philosophers feet were in the way
and the deckhand apologized for spoil
ing so nice shine. At least, Diogenes
says he did Once more his friends tell
Diogenes that he has a fertile imagina-
tIon. They are sure that a deckhand
was never known 70 apologize for any
thing
Never mind the shine" said Dioge-
mes with Characteristic calm. I'm go
ing TO Oakland
The deckhand leaned on his mop
handle the better 20 absorb the alb
struz piece OF information
asYes7" he asked, his face tied in
knot Well. think So
Observe. please. that the deckhand
didn't say AYE tank What he did
say sounded more like s.Ee dankke.-
But TO transcribe conversation in dia-
iect Is always in bad taste-it leaves
too much 10 the Imagination.
Now. my friend resumed Diogenes
Junior. putting his elbows on his knees
and clasping his hands and peering
from under the broad penthouses that
shade his classical optics. II want TO
ask you a question"
The deckhand Strengthened I'D as
though expecting collision or raise
In wages
How could you get the most fun
out OF silver doIlarg~
The deekhand was obviously puzzled
when the question had been asked four
times. At the eighth repetition he
manifested indignation. at the twelfth.
amusement. and at the sixteenth. be-
wiIderment It made Diogenes Junior
think of The Man With the Hoe
The philosopher rose impatientiy. II
see you don't understand me Fare
well"
Hey. come back. naisterr- The
deckhand gesticulating furiously with
the mop.
Shades Of mine ancestors- ex-
claimed Diogenes Junior '-The man
appears TO have an idea-
The deckhand looked about appre-
hensively. then put his face closs to
the philosophers ear.
You want to know how make fun
q dollar vith7 I ten you. break ii
up for small changer
Diogenes Junior loves Oakland He
finds peace In strolIing through its
beautiful residence districts. and JOY
In sitting beside its stretch Of inland
lake; and q stroll along Oakland ave-
nue. or through picturesque Mountain
View cemetery brings him back In