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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Council No. 447 Celebrates.

The centenary Of Abra ham Lincoln was
celebrated last evening at 81 Pennsyl-
vania avenue southeast by National Capt.
tai Council. No Az National Union. Ad-
dresses We're made by Benjamin j. Cady.
DR.. Asa l. Harris. Peter Hahn. G. r.
Mallard William Briggs and John {.
Cook. the latter's topic being Expert
ences at Antietam and Gettysburg.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Caledonian Society Dance.

Members Of the foot ball association of
the Washington Caledonan Society gave
a dance to fellow members and friends
last night in the Eagles Hall. 9th and
j. streets northwest. Decorations of the
national emblem and the Scotch flag made
the hall attractive. Music was furnished
10y the CALIFORNIAN Club orchestra.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Always, it is
the PianOla.

Whenever you hear Of I'M
portant honOrs being awarded
TO a Piano-player. whether
by royalty. by great must
clans or by leading educa-
tional institutions. you will
find upon investigation il is
ALWAYS THE PIANOLA
that is so distinguished. The
reason lies in the pronounced
superiority of the Pianola,
ically. a condition which
causes it to be recognized
throughout the entire world
as THE STANDARD inStru-
ment of its kind.
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Lincoln Exercises in Zion Church

The hundredth anniversary of the date
of Abraham Lincolns birth will be ceIe-
brated at Zion Baptist Church, + street
southwest, Rev. w. j. Howard, pastor,
tomorrow afternoon. the exercises to be-
gin at ) o'clock. Representative J. War
rem Keller, Gen. S. S. Burdette and Rep
resentative William S. Greene of Massa-
chusetts have been invited to deliver adj
dresses and a musical program has been
arranged
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

Authenticated Barrymore in Lady
Frederick, S:1I pm.
Belasco-Julia Marlowe. in The God
deSs of Reason SD pm.
Columbia George NJ. Conan. in The
American Idea" S:1J pm.
Chase's-Polite vaudeville. SID pm.
New Acadcmy-"The Wizard of OF,
S:lJ pm.
New Lyccum-'"The Merry Maidens.
: II pm
Gdycty-''Thc Casino Girls SID pm.
observation-disclosures vaudeville ana
moving pictures. 10 pm.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

THE REVENGE OF SHAEI-HOT-SU JAP>-
drama presented under auspices IF St
Andrews Church. in Parish Hall f4th and
Cor "ran sis. Wednesday. Feb. IL. = pm
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Verdict in Terra Gotta Damage Suit.

A verdict for s1..0O damages has been
rendered by jury in Circuit Court No.
l. before Justice Stafford, against the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company
in favor of George W. Wines, admins
traitor of the estate of Burrell f. Legs.
The deceased was d brakeman on the ILL
fated train, No. I'll. which was demolish
ed in the collision at Terra Gotta, De-
cember 80, 1906. Legg was unmarried
and left a mother, brother and sister At
torneys Leckie, Fulton & Cox appeared
for the administrator.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13

The annual dinner of the Washington
alumni of Mount ST. Mary's of Emmits-
burg, Md, will be held in the National
Hotel next Wednesday evening at
- clock. DIR. Richard j. Malone of LYNCH
burg, Va. will be the guest of the asso-
citation and will make tine address of the
evening. The committee in charge of the
dinner is composed of District Attorney
II. W. Baker. j. +. Smith, L. F. Stock
Walter j. Tharp and F.. NJ. Ward
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Additional Banking Hours.

In addition to the regular banking hours
tle offices of Union Trust Co.. 10Th and
III SITS, as in the past, will remain open
for the convenience of customers on the
LIST, I'd and 10th of each month until ,
pm. Interest paid all accounts
AdVt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13

Mrs Elizabeth Campbell of 2s19 y street
WIS struck by street car yesterday aft
rruoon and knocked down. The accident
occurred al the intersection of 18th and
IL streets. Mrs Campbell was able to go
home unassiSicd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Give That Man a Chance

Mr.. Merchant, who makes his appeal to
you through the paper. Put your wants
wants where he puts them, In the classi-
tied columns OF The Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13

While crossing 9th street between ID
and School streets southwest last night
Nabln Lynch. colored. of 4S5 School was
struck by wagon and injured. She was
removed Ia the Emergency hospital,
where il was stated today her condition
is improved.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
8 Lbs. Extra Choice Muir Peaches.

&c: large cans tomatoes. 23c: corn.
:5c: pears &C: plums. Zoe; l.. {. peaches.
141ac; fish roe. Sc; salmon, Sc: Potomac
herring So doz.; fancy rice. 1i2c: large
bottles molasses 100. I'd and Md. ave.
ne and j. r u. Pyles other stores.
fe1o-4t
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George Gessford of 81, G street south
east was treated At drug store at llth
and e streets yesterday afternoon FOR an
injury to his head He was struck VII
stone thrown by a colored boy. me
patient was able 10 go home after he had
received trea tment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13

Walter Scott of :,1ll + street called at
the Emergency Hospital yesterday after
noon and was treated for slight injury
to his left arm. He sustained the hurt,
he stated when his buggy broke down
near r1d street and Massachusetts ave
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Mrs. Bergman Secures a Divorce.

Mrs. EStella NJ. Bergman has been
granted an absolute divorce from Joseph
Bergman. The decree was signed by
Justice Wright. Attorney Charles H.
Turner represented the wife.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Milk" Bread Is Always Good

II is made in the home way of the finest
patent flour mixed with fresh. rich milk
We deliver Milk Bread fresh and clean
from oven to table. &c. Homemade Pies.
zoe. Holmes Bakery. LIST and r SITS,
phones Linen. 1i40 and 1441.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Extraordinary Care Is Exercised

in Tie brewing and aging of odd
Glory" \ dark beer that has tone, body
AMI unusually fine flavor. For case write
OF phone W. 70, AbnerDrury Brew. Co
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CITY ITEMS.
Steadily Increasing in Demand

Are HEI-RICH'S BEERS.
Their supreme quality is recognized
wherever the purest. Oldest and best have
the call. = doz. Maerzen or Senate. S1.15,
doz Lager. 80: bot. rebate soc. Phone
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
A Whisky That Merits Favor.

Nm Cannon's Purssima Rye-a whisky
Of exceptional quality. Very beneficial
H., 9Th.
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Criterion Whisky Is a Valued

Household remedy in many homes. Keep
it on hand. 81 full ct. delivered TO any
address John T. Crowley S31 14th NV.
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Well Save You Money on Hctbed

Sash and Glass. Any quantity you want.
Phone n 1913. Eisinger Bros. 2los 'th NV.
fe12-deSu-:;
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South Washington Branch Office.

The Star has a branch Office at Suli-
vans New Pharmacy, corner 7th and u
streets southwest, where advertisements
are received at regular rates and sent
direct to The Star Office.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Altamont Spring Water.

In highest class of table waters and en-
tircly above criticism--W. +. Mason
chemist. Rensselaer, Polytechnic Institute
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Baltimore and Return, $1.25,

Baltimore & Ohio RR,
every Saturday and Sunday. All trains
both ways. both days, except Royal Linn
tied. City offices, 1417 G st. and 619 Pa
ave.-AdVt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
Order Your Inauguration Bedding,

Cots. etc. Of Linger. Sill 9TH NV.
Prompt attention. satisfactory goods and
lowest prices assured Place your order
al early as possible. Call or phone .ll!.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13
The Diamond Exchange Buys or

sells diamonds on commission basis. "Spe-
cial" a 2-carat stud. perfect. Sis: cheap
at So Address Diamond Exchange
Star office. fe1O-4t
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J. II. Small e. Sons, Florists.

1ith and G SITS. Washington; Waldorf
Astoria and 11o3 Broadway, New York
-Advt.
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Kalamazoo Inverted Lights.

Eest Sate-BriCht. S1.IJ complete. pu1
on. {. y Muddiman * Co, 616 18th, 12Oi q
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$1.25 to Baltimore and Return

Saturdays and Sundays via Pennsylvania
railroad. Tickets good returning until
Sunday night. All regular trains except
the Congressional Limited. "-Advt.
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To Secure Elegant Turnouts
At most reasonable rates write or phone
Downey'S stables. 1920 l. ST. n.w.-AdVt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13

Will Sacrifice New Five-Room
Bungalow Address Box 232. Star office.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-13

Money to lend al and go on real estate.
Frank I. Rawlings Co.. 1905 Pa. ave-
Advt.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
ESMOND
Mr.. Jewett

Mrs. Crawford Smith is on the sick list.
Mrs Hamlet spent Sunday with rela-
tives in Pawtucket.
Arthur Sebelle has sold his crop of ice to
Providence parties.
Mrs. Kimball, who has been confined to
the house is now able to be out.
Mrs. White aud daughter have returned
to their home in Manchester, n, III.
The Welfare Club connected with the
Esmond Mill gave successful social and
dance ST Patrick's night
The Lenten Service held at the residence
Of Jrs. Henry Salisbury on Thursday last
was well attended Rev. Allen Brown
gave an address
L. F. Mowry, who has recently bought
several houses in Spragueville is tearing
them down and removing the lumber to his
land adjoining the Casino, where he in
tends building several new tenements.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19

A little Washington girl had for a
long time wanted Boston bull ter.
rier one day. during her GONZALES.
cence from an attack Of pneumonia
the youncster broaehed the subject to
her mother. begging that she induce
her father to procure such dog.
Her mothers response was 10 the eff
feet that, as daddy did not like dogs
the chances were that he would be un'
willing TO buy one Then, perceivine
the expression Of disappointment that
came to the face OF the little invalid
the mothers heart melted. and she
said:
"Wait till you get well, dear; then
we will see"
ooh. no" answered the child. "Thc
sicker am the more likely he will be
To buy ii for e"-Baltimore Ameri
can.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
JOHNSTON TOWN COUNCIL.

At the meeting of the Johnston Town
Council held last Friday afternoon it was
voted to instruct the chief of police to en-
force the liquor law throughout the town
The call for the annual town meeting was
discussed and appropriations to be asked
tor considered. The question of the town
building two new school houses will It is
said come up tor the consideration Of the
taxpayers There is said TO be an almost
imperative need Of new school house at
Manton. A communication was received
from the n. w. Harris Company in rela-
tion to the s. so for the expenses OF print
ing the recent bond issue, but the council
ordered it placed on file. 1t was voted 10
hold a canvass meeting for the annual I'm.
ancial town meeting on March 5rst, at P.
M, when the voting list will be revised. A
restaurant license was granted to Arcade
Tougas for place on p ainheld street. The
following bills were audited: +. l.. Free
man, $24; William B. Colwell, SIS; New
man Brothers, s.; Henry Brunt, s; Hiram
Kimball, S45 81; police payroll, $40; Provi
dence Telephone Company, $500; Sterry
K. Luther, $3I 65; Herbert q Calef S25i
highway bill, S2I 35; Edward F. Sibley,
81 IS; Narragansett Electric Lighting
Company, S253 SS; William II Mathew.
son, $3q.25; William Burton, $54.5I. The
report Of the Overseer of the Poor showed
his payments for the month to have
amounted to $3.50 OF, receipts SCI, leaving
a deficit of 1858 OIL.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
FOSTER CENTER

Benjamin Eddy was at his home here
over Sunday.
Stephen H. Douglas and friend called on
friends here, Sunday.
DIR. James l.. Phillips of Providence
visited hore Sunday.
Mrs. John w. Bowens little daughter,
Catherine, is improving quite fast in health
The Ladies Home Mission Society met
with Mrs. George p. Nichols, Tuesday
afternoon of last week.
There will be adance and turkey sup
per at the home of George F. Brayton,
Saturday evening, March Goth.
DR.. Henry Arnold, who has been ser'
ously i'll the past two weeks is able to be
about the town again, we are very pleased
TO state.
There will be an auction sale Of house
hold furniture at the farm OF the late Edwin
7. Simpson on Howard Hill, Monday
March 22nd.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
GRANITEVILLE

Willis II. Sweet is agent for the Amatlte
roofing.
Blue birds and robins are very common
occurrence.
The farmers in this section are prepar-
ing for an early spring.
Mrs. n J. Angel is recovering from the
effects Of her recent fall.
The foundation of a cottage house on Pine
Hill avenue is completed.
An entertainment for the benefit Of the
church will be held on the evening of
March 17th.
Adraught horse belonging to Howard d..
Sherman fell on the road one day last
week and was so much injured that its
owner was obliged to have it killed.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
SOUTF SC1TUATE

Oscar Phillips and Allan Phillips Of Suf.
field, Conn. have been visiting relatives
here.
A number from here attended the enter
tainment and supper at Potterswlle Satur-
day evening.
Edward w. Barden has been on the sick
list during the past week. We are glad to
write that he is again on the meat wagon
making his accustomed routes.
Some of our people attended the chicken
supper and entertainment at Potterville
last Saturday evening. It was very sue
cessful both as to the supper and enter
tainment.
A series of meetings is now being carried
on at the Frenchtown Six Principle Baptist
Church of which Rev. Fred J. Caterer is
pastor and is now being assisted by the
Rev. Mr.. L)ckyn Of England.
The third lesson in the Pilgrim sProgress
series, will ne given at the Baptist Church
by the Christian Endeavor Society. We
had a very interesting temperance meeting
last Sunday night, led by Wilson (. Bar
den and addressed by Charles Lawton Of
Ashland, nearly all present took some in'
teresting part in the meeting and all enjoyed
having Mr. Lawton with US.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
CAUGHT Them All Around.

A Moslem ruler spoke to his people
one Friday from the pulpit In the mar
ket place.
People, what shall I preach to yc
about todayw I'VE do not know,
they replied. "Well, II you don't know
| shall not tell you" And down be
came from the pulpit. There was nc
sermon that Sabbath.
The next week the old inquiry was
made, and the people rejoined, ave
know" When the royal preacher said
"If you know you do not need me to
tell you" And again an abrupt close
to the services.
The third week the people were moi
wary and replied. "Some Of US know
and some do not know" And nov
they expected to trap the man. but be
was wiser than they thought. LET
those who know tell those who do moi
know" came his utterance, and ths
people were trapped instead.-Bostor
Post
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
Hats as Aids 10 MatrinnonY.

"The wise woman is as careful about
the choice OF hat rs she is about the
choice Of husband" The celebrated
author who uttered this iii tum may
have exaggerated n little. hut not
much. And allow me. n woman, L.
tell YOU solemn men whom I see succr
ing nj the "frivolity" Of my sex that
often the clevercst among you chooses
wife for no better reason than that
the woman thus selected has herself
chosen n becoming hat!-Mme. G. DE
Broutelles In Grand Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
HE READ HIS MAN.
lineoIn's Rebuks TO Q Visitor Whs
Would Not Meet His Care.

WouiC fNot meot 0oxos
AS came up TO the railing In front
Of the president he was reading a pa
per that had just been presented to
him by a man who sat in the chair
opposite him and who seemed by his
restlessness and unsteady eyes to be
Of nervous disposition or under great
excitement
Mr.. Lincoln, still holding the paper
up and without movement Of any kind,
paused and. raising his eyes, looked
for a long time at this mans face and
seemed TO be looking down into his
very soul. Then. resuming his reading
for a few moments, he again paused
and cast the same piercing look upon
his visitor.
Suddenly. without warning, he drop
ped the paper. and, stretching out his
long arm, he pointed his finger directly
in the face Of his vis-a-vis and said.
"Whats the matter with your"
The man stammered and finally re-
piled. Nothing"
"Yes, there is" said Lincoln. "You
can't look me in the face! You have
not looked me In the face since you
sat there Even now you are looking
out that window and cannot look me
in the eyer
Then. finging the paper In the mans
lap. he cried: Take II back! There Is
something wrong about this! will
have nothing to do with IT," And the
discounted individual retired.-T. b
Bancroft In McClure's Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
ORIENTAL PARAG0NS.
Japan's Four and Twenty ModsIs OF
Filial Piety.

Japan's Four and Twenty Modsls Of
Filial Piety.
Filial piety. as is well known, is the
special virtue Of China and japan.
From II springs loyalty to the emperor,
who is regarded as "the father and
mother Of his people" There are no
greater favorites with the japanese
than the "four and twenty paragons
OF filial piety," whose acts of virtue
are the subjects Of Chinese legend.
One Of the paragons had cruel
stepmother. who was very fond O!
fish. Never repining at her cruel treat
ment of him. he lay down on the fro
zen surface Of lake. The warmth OF
his body melted a hole I'm the ice, al
which two carp came up to breathe.
These he caught and took home to his
stepmother.
Another paragon. who was Of the
female sex, clung to the jaws Of a H.
ger that was about to devour her Ia
ther until the latter escaped.
The drollest Of all these stories fs
that of Rorashi. This paragon, though
seventy years old, used to dress In ba
by's clothes and crawl about on the
floor. his object being to delude hia
parents. who were really over ninety
years Of age. into the idea that they
could not be SO very old, after all, as
they had such an exceedingly infantile
son.-Sunday Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
Hurt Worsa Than tho Razor.

The Barber-You've got nasty, deep
lot Of crows feet, sir, and them lines
runnin' down from the corners OF the
mouth is somethln' fierce. A mas
sage The Patient (1ercely)-You've
got hump like a camel and a chest
like a dougbnut. and don't believe,
with legs like those. you could stop An
elephant up an alley. let alone a pig
But. hang II, man. do you want 70 be
reminded OF II every time you get
thave?-New Orleans Times Democrat
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
ANTIOCH

Mrs Almira Potte, has been i'll for
several days.
Miss Alice Graves is visiting her grand
mother in Lawrence.
A. X. Battey, who has been seriously i'll
is improving in health.
The Sewing Society will meet next week
with Mrs. Ezra Harrington.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Murphy are expect
ing to move to Waterman Hill.
Mrs Be,sey Burgess entertained friends
on her birthda arch 18TH.
Miss Sadie Waterman was given a sur
prise party on Saturday evening.
The house owned by Mrs. Coffee was
burned to the ground on Wednesday after
noon.
Frank Greene and Elmer Graves are
building a cottage in Richmond Village for
DR.. William II. Bowen of Providence.
The Sewing Society met on "Wednesday
with Mrs. George Henry A very nics
luncheon was served the society the first
Wednesday in March by Mrs. Charles
Henry.
Mr.. and Ms. Frank Green, Mr.. and
Mrs.-Elmer Graves, Misses Alice and Mil
dred Graves went 10 Lawrence, Mass las
week to attend tn: funeral of their father
Mr.. lewett.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
WESTCOTT

Miss Bertha Howard is staying in Provi.
dence with Mrs. Morgan.
MIR. and Mrs. Addison Yeaw have moved
into the house with Mrs. Yeaw's mother,
Mrs Rhoda Briggs in Foster
Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Barden and little
son, Everett Francis, who have been liv-
ing the past two years in Pennington, We.
are staying with Mr.. Barden's parents, Mr..
and Mrs. James A. Barden.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
THE COOKS INJURY.
Painful TO Her and 20 the Dinner
Guests as Well.

SueSts as wen.
There was company at dinner. and
the platter In front OF the host con
tained fine roast Of beef lie drew
the sharp carving knife across the
ringing steel few times. just because
that is way carvers have. drove the
fork deep into the steaminc beef. de
scrlbed n scalping knife flourish I'm the
air and gracefully began operations.
Two nice and tender slices clear
across the roast had resulted. and he
was turning of the third when the
blade struck skewer. made sliding
upward motion and came out at the
top, with a result that the proposed
slice looked like a frost bitten leaf
curled up by the sun.
He could not say intense things I'm
the presence of his guests. but he
froze his wife with look. made n
grim joke about the indigestibility of
roasted hard wood inquired whether
the butcher also ran n woodward, dug
the skewer out viciously and ordered
little Willie. who had made several At
tempts 10 tell something. 10 keep still
or leave the table. His evident temper
led TO an embarrassing silence, and
Willie saw an opening that he could
not resist.
"Cook has burned her nose orful,
he announced.
TOO bad" said the father. whose
good humor was coming back. How
did she do it?'
Trying ter pull them skcwers out
with her teeth."-London Tit-Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
A Rats Tail.

A rats tail is wonderful thing
The great naturalist Cuvier says that
there are moro muscles I'm this curious
appendage than are TO be found In that
part OF the human anatomy which Is
most admired for its ingenious struc
ture-namely. the hand. To the rat. In
fact. its tail serves as sort OF hand
by means Of which the animal is en-
abled to crawl along narrow ledges or
other difficult passages, using II to bal
ance with or to gain a hold. II Is pre-
hensile, like the tails OF some mon
keys. BY means Of 1t the little beast
can jump up heights otherwise inac
cessible. employing 1t as a projectil'
spring.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
Soused.

Wife-My husband came home from
the club last night with such a swelled
head that ! haven't been'able TO arouse
him today. Neighbor- Why don't you
Try pouring q pitcher of water over his
teadi Wife, did that very thing.
but the only thing he did was to call
Uut for al umbrella.-F'liegende Blat
kr
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-19
He Unde-stood.

"Now. Jobnny do you understand
thoroughly why am going to whip
you?"
"Yes'm. You're I'm a bad humor this
morning. and you've got to lick some
one before you feel satisfied. London
Tit-Bits.