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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

2. TEACHERS COURSES and LITERA- RY COURSES offered. 3. REVIEW COURSES for STATE Ex- LIMITATIONS.
 4 Primary methods for ungraded as we'll ! as graded schools. D. Public School Music and Drawing taught by grades
 G. Excellent Music, Art and Manual Training Departments. Expert teachers. T Elocution. School Reading and Physi- cal Culture free. s New College, new brick Dormitory. steam heated. sanitary.
 g. Excellent board at sii per month. Tuition free.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
DAILY PRAYER.

o Lord. we beseech Thee mercifully to receive the pray CTS of Thy people. who call upon Thee, and grant that they may both perceive anu know what things they ought to do. and also may have grace and power faithfully to fulfil the same; through Jesus Christ our Lord.
 Amen.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Fine Fat Fryers, Fresh Red Snapper, best Meats I'm town every day. Meehan & Morris, Phones 200 and 1S2O
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
Stomach Troubles

HOrsfOrd's Acid Phosphate Produces healthy activity of disordered stomach. An unexcelled strength builder.
 adv. G
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF MEDICINE H.EssonD wPss,S;a
 
Settle M,lI strike,

He was buried by order of the Colum- bia Woodmen.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

 ner.
 An informal, but delightful reception followed the ceremony.
 After the reception, MT. and Mrs. Starnes left for Colorado Springs. Dem yer. Manitou. and other points in the West After the first of August they will be at home to their friends on the South Highlands, Birmingham.
 Mrs. Starnes Is the only daughter of MT. and Mrs. John w. A. Sanford, Jr. She Is d young woman of much beauty and exceptional charm. and her friends are legion. It is source of much regret that she will go to another city to make her home.
 MT. Starnes is a prominent business man in railroad circles In Birming- ham. He Is held in the highest re- gard by host of friends.
 STRICKLAND-ANDR
 Mrs. Nj. owen Cornelius announces tn marriage of her sister. Miss Cleo- patra Strickland. to MT. William Alber, Andrews. on Saturday. July 3. 1909, tn the City of Washington.
 At home after July Is. 1921 Newton Street. N. W.
 The above announcement cards have been received by friends in this city MISS MAMIE LOWE BEALE's PARTY.
 A large number of the younger set were indebted to Miss Mamie Lowe Beale for much pleasure when she en tertained last evening at tacky par ty at the home of her parents. MT. and Mrs. c. H. Beale, on South Perry Street.
 The house was prettily decorated for the occasion. while on the porch and lawn numbers of Japanese lanterns were strung; and the back yard of the home was made bright with many Ian terms.
 Little Miss Beale was assisted in en' tertaining her guests by her cousin Miss Margaret Lowe. They were both attired as "Belles of Bingville," and their costumes were unusually good.
 A number of the guests costumes were unique and amusing.
 During the evening a candy contest was enjoyed. and a prize. a box or candy. awarded. Prizes were also awarded for the tackiest costumes. a lace fan to the girl wearing the tackiest costume. and a stick pin to the boy wearing the tackiest costume.
 A fortune telling tent on the lawn proved most interesting.
 Ice cold watermelons were served to the guests.
 Among those present were: Misses Palmer Cary. billie Cary, Nelly Wood Wiley, Mary Ellen Harvey, Mary Cren- shaw, Maud Hamilton, Rob Halls. Ida Gerald, Rebecca Stout. Ella Vaugn Patterson. Emma vaugn, Agnes Mars Mary Betty. Amelie Hill. Katherine Whitfield, Sarah Bell Randy. Sarah Gaston, Ella Holt, Margaret Hannon. Myrtle Thompson, Isabel Norwood. An nie Lou Webb. Zara Solomon. Mary Laurie, Florence Harris.
 Messrs. Warren Brown. Kelly Hol- loway. Charles Harris. Eugene smith Fred Crenshaw. Sam Solomon. Thomas Owen. Jack Steiner, George Thompson. Carley Tatum. Tom Carghill. Robert Platt Stout, Joe Davidson, Sterling Pat terson, Elbert Holt. Luther Hill. Der nard Steiner. Lovick Pearce, Charles Alley and Bowen Henderson.
 HOUSE PARTY AT GREENVILLE.
 Yesterday brought to close most delightful house party in Greenville. at which Mrs. Stewart has been enter taining at the home of her parents. MT. and Mrs. Tom Thagard.
 The Thagard home Is ideal for en-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Music at "The Lion's Head" today 5 to 7t Q to 10,30 ?. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

Music at "The Liop's Hend' today 5 to 7t 9 to IOi3O p. m.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08

HOUSE PARTY AT GREENVILLE.
 Yesterday brought to close most delightful house party in Greenville. at which Mrs Stewart has been enter taining at the home of her parents, MT. and Mrs. Tom Thagard.
 The Thagard home Is ideal for en-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
sTRICKLANp-ANpREws.

Mrs. Nj. owen Cornelius announces tn marriage of her sister. Miss Cleo- patra Strickland, to MT. William Alber, Andrews. on Saturday. July 3, 1909, tn the City of Washington.
 At home after July Is. 1921 Newton Street. N. W.
 The above announcement cards have been received by friends in this city
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Judgment Reversed.

A middle aged aud nervous tenant
IN an apartment house had summoned
his next door nelghbor. a young VIZ
man student ut the conservatory, into
court and charged that the peace and
quiet Of his lodgings bud been disturb
ed by her singing.
The court was inclined to regard the
proceedings as unwarranted.
How much do you sing" he asked
the defendant.
"Only two hours day" she answer
ed. An hour in the morning aud one
at night"
1.-TWO hoursr' said the judge. 1t APP
pears unreasonable to complain Of
that"
But, your honor" interposed the
complainant. starting up excitedly. Il
trust you will not decide the matter
until you have heard the defendant
sing"
The defendant was not at all Ioath
to sing. In fact. her personal assur-
ance and professional pride urged her
to make the most of this opportunity
in the interests Of high art.
She began an aria from Wagner, but
she had sung but four or Eve bars
when the court interrupted her.
THAT will do-that will do" he said.
mo further testimony need be taxed.
The courts judgment is reversed. -
Youths Companion.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Workbench Smeargent. royal acade-
mician. was painting the portrait OF
Lady Anstruther Anstruthers. and
Lady Anstruther Anstruthers was very
pIain-Well. as a matter OF fact. she
was jolly ugly. And. though she was
paying him 900 guineas merely for
painting the portrait and was going to
pay him COO guineas more for the por-
trait itself when 1t was completed.
Workbench Smeargent was not salts
fed. He felt he might be going blind.
Looking at her face 80 much hurt his
eyes.
Now, what want. Mr.. Smeargent.''
said the unfair lady. IFS for you to do
me plain. simple justice"
my dear lady" replied smeargent.
swhat you require Ii not justice. but
mercy. When tell you TO look pleas
ant you don't look natural. and when
l tell you to look natural you don't
look pleasant "-LoDdon Express.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
a Cod Liuer ON Eiend.

When was anaemic." said a pale
ban. 81 took cod liver oil. had a
hreless habit of 1eaving the oil I'M
prked, and it began to disappear.
pine one was drinking it. There was
cod liver oil tiend in the house. de-
ded to trap the thief" he went on,
pzing thoughtfully at his large white
Jet. land one night purposely drank
no cups of black coffee so as to keep
wake. Gentlemen, you will hardly be-
eve what happened. The thief was a
ht-a big. sleek. fat rat. The oil.
less. had agreed with him. As
atched him from the bed he leaped
lently on to the bureau. dipped his
IL in the bottle. lifted 1t out and
cked 1t clean. and then dipped and
cked it again and again till good
20 inches of the oil was gone. "-Ex-
hange.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
a Robolink with : Canary Song.

- 6opcttuk WIN OaHdTy 0oHSs
A friend OF mine tells OF bobolink
which learned to sing like a canary.
He was captured when quite small
and given a cage beside fine singer,
for which he soon exhibited great
attachment. He would sit perfectly
still on his perch for a long time
watching his friend intently. then try
his best to initiate his sweet notes, He
tried for three or four weeks before
making any progress; then be succeed
ed in sounding one note almost cor
rectly. When he realized his success
his wild JOY was pathetic. and the
canary's pleasure was very evident.
Then he redOubled his efforts until he
could sing nearly the whole canary
song. After that he and Dick always
sang IN concert. But. strangest OF all.
his character seemed to change with
his song. Instead Of singing but a
short time in the spring. as bobolinks
do. he sang all the time except when
molting. And he initiated his friend s
characteristics so perfectly that be be-
came a canary In all but appearance
Ella ii. Stratton In Suburban Life.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Traes That Explode.

All lightning blasted trees explode as
Fercharged boilers do. The fame of
be lightning does not burn them up.
pr does the electric flash split them
ke an ak. They simply explode, over
barged. as may be boiler with
Eeam. The lightning is conducted into
be damp interstices Of the trunk and
TO the hollows under the bark. Its
femendous heat at once turns all the
loisture IN those cramped spaces into
cam. This steam tn its immediate
kplosion blows the tree asunder.-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
The Ilapnn Earmsr,

The farmer was IN days gone by
An object OF compassion.
He said by gumw and ioked s'oid ST.
Because It was the fashion.
He held while following the plow
Unto his own devices.
While we were worrying as to how
To eat at city prices.
The farmer now has corn and oats
And meat and eggs and cider.
His sphere OF influence, one notes,
Each year is growing wider.
He let's ''us city fellers" grin
At "Rubes'' and lives in clover,
While we go broke for food In tin
Diluted and warmed over.
Washington Star.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Steward Did you ring. sir? Tray
err Yes. steward. IL rang Steward
Anything can bring you. sir? Tray-
er- Yes. st-steward Bring me a
pntincnt. II you have one. or an island
anything. steward. so IIul-Iong as It's
lid. Ii you can't. sus-sink the ship
pndon TIt-Rits.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Character Readina.

what makes you SO sure that man
is naturally cautious and diplomaticT'
THE fact that whenever offer him
cigar be puts 1t in his pocket and
says he will smoke it after dinner
Washington Star.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Riaht In the Thick Of L.

Miss Trigg- Why. MIR. Galloway, /
didn't know you went in for football
while at college.
Mr.. Galloway C'O9,-Oh. but did, you
know. For the last three years was
substitute cheer master.-Puck.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
1918.

Blowser-I sold my aIrship this
morning.
Blinks-why so7 Thought you liked
Biowser-lt did not suit. Law Gays
It must carry light at night The
whole town comes out TO see me land,
and thinks have been drinking If |
DO not land 1t steady late at night
Judge.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
MOI un q D..

Magazine Editor Your people must
be thoroughly up to date.
Scribbler-I thought they were.
Editor-No. indeed! You say. He
put his arm around her waist" This
will never do. In the first place, she
has no waist. and. in the second place.
he would knock her hat ofr.-puck.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Boom In the lianvard.

Hank Stubbs-They say business is
pickin' up all round.
Bige Miller-Thet aIn't no idle talk
neither We got two more aigs yister-
day than we did the day before. -Bos-
ton Herald.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
A Use FOR Arithmetic.

'Nyfboy.- said the head Of the firm.
@I've noticed that you have 4 great
bead for figures. although you don't
seemi to be able TO spell or write at all.
How does Il happenf'
''ltstudied 'rithmetie." replied the Of
Gee lboy. cause ! wanted 10 know
how 90 figure de battin' averages -
Chicago Record Herald.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Toasts.
TO THE NoNFLIRT.
Here's TO the maiden
Vino flirts not az an
At seashore or mountain.
At theater or bali;
Who holds wicked flirting
With men up 70 scoFn:
Here's TO her. we say, butt
She hasn't been bornl
TO THE STAGE GTRLa
Here's 70 the star
And the little soubrstta.
The chorus girls, too,
And the ladies' quartetl
May they always look pretty
And be all the rage
On the show bills OF life
That they are ON the stagei
Boston Herald
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
clumax chan.

The moon erept DER the ridge.
And faint ne white mists rose.
He kissed her on the bridge
And softly did propose
She frowned and said: Dear mel
You are clumsy. goodness knows!'
Alas and alack, for she
Had been kissed on the bridge Of
her nose.
st. Louis Republic.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
His FEELINGS.

Bessie How would you feel IL some
one died aud left you fortune?
Harold-l'd feel sure that some one
would prove that he was OF unsound
mind. Philadelphia Ledger.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Some men move through life as
nd Of music moves down the street.
hging out pleasure on every side
rough the air to every one far and
far that can listen. = Henry Ward
|hecher.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Sally Gay what a cunning little fel-
low Mr.. callipers is! Dolly Swift
Cunning: Why. he's dreadfnlly bow
legged sally Gay-Yes. Tot that gives
him surh an arch look. you know
Truth.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Pear-Yes; they have kept a diary
Of their courtship and all of their
courtship and ali Of their petty fights
are registered.
Ruby-Gracious 1t must be sort Of
scrap book Minneapolis Journal.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
A Reformar-

SIS your wife one of these reform
ersY'
mo, but her dressmaker is. She has
told my wife that she must have hips
the coming season."-Houston Post
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
At the Bookstore.

Cnattraciive Spinster-Can you get
e "A Man 90 Loves. RashfuI Clerk
-ah. you might ask the gentleman
the next counter Uncle Remus
lagazine.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18


The proof Of the pudding Is the
hting thereof" and if the immense
'fowd present at the Racket store
hturday morning for the special sale
emonstrates anything it is ''cinch .
lat the business was brought to
lat store through advertising ex-
usively in the Evening Press, as
at is the only medium employed by
+. Raines in reaching the people,
Id the thousand men and women
no were in lime for the O'Clock sale
most excellent evidence that the
ress reaches the buying public. Mr..
|aines is well pleased with the re-
rms he is receiving from Press adj
Prtising and said to the representa-
We of this paper Saturday white the
tier was trying to edge his way
trough the crowd IN the store, THE
ress is all right; it is certainly
ping the business for me. thanks.
nd I'll want some more space next
eek for another sale.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Nobody likes to miss anything in
his life if he can help it; therefore.
ou should not neglect to attend the
bwiss Bell Ringers this evening.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
A least.

Then here's 10 him who never
Attempts a stunt that most
His hearers think Is clever
A stale ana ancient toast.
New York NAH.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Rirds and Men.

The bird that gets the worm
Is the bird that early riSes-
The man who gets the trade
Il the man who advertises
Boston Herald
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

That's our popular matinee idol"
why. he dVesn't look like an actor
THAT amt all: he doesn't even act
ike one."-Cieveland Leader.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
LIeard b sundan sehooI.

"why were the animals taken into
the ark? r
ITO get them out Of ROosevelfB
way, | suppose New York Press.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
In sinht.

The cooler days are coming soon,
When morning dews are wetter
And nature sings a shrtller tune
And pancakes taste much better
Boston Traveller.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Can,t Do Both.

The housewife views with failing nerve
Preserving times proximity.
She fears she can't at once preserve
Her fruits and equanimity.
Catholic Standard and Times
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

The dreamer. happy. though not rich.
Cares not what fate o'ertakes him.
But hunger's the alarm clock which
Reientisssly awakes him.
Washington Star.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Late repentance Is seldom true. bup
true repentance IL never 100 late.-veD-
ming.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Increased freight rate on lemons
apparently has not reduced the sup
bly. They seem to be handed around
bs freely as ever.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

If otherwise you are liable to for
Eet, wear string on your finger
rom now on until you have attended
he NJ. E. ladies rummage sale.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Idaho has thds year won the ban
Ter given by the International Bap-
st Young Peoples Union OF America,
Thich covers the states of the Union
nd the provinces of Canada. It
anne to Idaho this year because this
tate showed the largest percentage
Il examinations successfully passed
the Christian culture courses Of
he national organization.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
POT POURRI
Things Of More or Less Local
Interest.

Health waits upon good indiges,
pure food.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18
Even 4 Sc pidn't %.

Fila We can die only once.
Stelia-But you have bleachs4 a.
eral times.-L,Os Angeles Tina
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

God grants liberty only to those who
We 1t and are always ready TO guard
ID defend It-webster.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

Governor Brady has the second
me refused to honor a requisition
rom the California authorities who
re trying to get back into Califor-
la a Chinese couple, the woman, it
claimed, having been held slave
pr immoral purposes until her es-
ape. Through the aid of her pres
nt husband the woman escaped, COM
hg to Idaho, where she was married.
is now claimed that the charges
larceny against the woman and her
husband are trumped up with the
,ope of forcing the woman back into
life of shame in San Francisco. The
eople will appreciate the position OF
be governor in this matter.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-10-18

a sewing machine with a newly
invented principle that reduces by
one-half the power necessary to
run it. 1t has every know con-
venience for the operator. See
this machine at
The Colorado statesman., 1909-08-14
Van SAINT Heads G. A. r.

Salt Lake-Samuel R. Van SAINT,
former governor of Minnesota, be-
came commander-in-chief of the Grand
Army of the Republic Thursday He
won over Judge William A. Ketcham
of Indiana, by vote of 5S7 to 156.
Mrs. Jennie l. Berry of Des Moines,
Iowa, won in fight for the national
Corps. After three ballots she was
elected over Mrs. Belle Harris of Kan
sas of Kansas by vote of 213 to so
The Colorado statesman., 1909-08-14
Grand Army Election.

Salt Lake.-In addition to Comman-
der Van SAINT, the following officers
were elected:
Senior vice commander. w. NJ. Bos-
taph, Ogden, Utah. Junior vice com
mander, Judge Alfred Beers, Bristol,
Conn; surgeon general, w. H. Lemon,
Lawrence, Kan.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-18
Talks 10 Salesbe0bAe
By MISS DIANA HXRSCHLER Ii. b.
(Etbet Trainer IN .SaleSmanMi9)
Generating Selling Optimism

Mr.. Salesman has the dyspepsia.
Certainly a man has a right to have
his own dyspepsia if be wants to-he
pays the price for it, and heavy one,
at that
Well no, not exactly; a salesman be-
longs TO the public. If he can get the
dyspepsia and not make the public
Lelp him pay for it has has the argu-
ment on his side. The trouble is, in
srite of dictionaries, dyspepsia be-
longs not to the digestion alone, but
also to the temper. 1t colors the
mental outlook blue.
When the mind has been thoroughly
stepped in blueing it is not well to air
1t in public.
The mind must be present in selling
if the sales-person really wishes to
make a record. OF course, record is
sometimes forced upon a sales-person
in spite of himself, but such luck does
not become epidemic.
In brief, dyspepsia pinches the tenn
per of the seller-and what is more
disastrous to good selling than a
uipped temper?
Occasionally the customer thinks he
has right to have the dyspepsia,
too; and | don't know but that he has
this right in so far as the store is con-
cerned. He does not belong to the
store, but the store belongs to him.
When dyspepsia meets dyspepsia look
out for that sales-record. Then does
the thing that is crying to be sold
hold it's breath to see who comes out
on top.
Did you, Mr.. Salesman, ever realize
how it concerns your duty to the pub.
lie to chew your food so that chunks
of it do not make your digestive ap-
paratus go on strike? Nature has
given you wonderful machines to pre-
pare the food so that it will feed the
various parts of the body with good
red blood. She asks you not to make
it too hard for these machines by neg
lecting to use the mill in your mouth
that is there for grinding the food.
The teeth are the hardest materials
I'm the body and are meant to do good
service before the food reaches those
organs which you do not have to