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Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28
PHYSICAL CULTURE CLUB
HOLDS INDOOR ATHLETICS

Athletes of the Broadway Physical
Culture club held an indoor athletic en-
tertainment last night In the handball
tournament Bill Goodan defeated H. A.
Cline, 21-1S.
This evening Bill Goodan will play
Rodney Hill for the club championship.
Indoor field events were scheduled on
OF the evening. The results are: Stand
ing broad Jump, won by E. o. Van Pelt
from George Hayes, distance 10 feet 61s
inches.
Van Pelt also won from George
Hayes the three standing broad jump
by a distance of 81 feet inch.
A real estate advertisement sells one nlanI
property before another mans FOR SALE
nlacard has even commenced to gather dust.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28
BASEBALL NOTES

The citizens of Redondo last night
gave the baseball team a banquet at a
local restaurant and about 100 citizens.
including ball players, participated in
the spread. High jinks were in order
until a late hour, then all made a home
run. The bill of fare consisted of foul
tips on toast, stuffed bats, baked balls
with horsehide dressing and umpire
fricasee
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28
u. S. c. Five Defeats pon,ons

Yesterday afternoon at the U. S. c.
basketball courts the T 8. C. five de-
feated Pomona college tsg a score of "a
to 10. Tomorrow afternoon the u. s.
G. team will go to Occidental to play
the team of the Highland Park college
| five
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28
Bankers Ban Team

The Bankers ball team will meet the
u. S. G. college team next Saturday
afternoon on the Athletic park grounds.
De Nornandie will pitch and Jones
will catch for the Bankers. The game
will be called at 2:45 O'clock.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

PART OF THE LocoMosnE
" the
on h pee b r ng eenen@f frmnts
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Aikman juniors desires a game for
Sunday morning with any of the mis-
cellaneous teams in the Sunday ranks.
Call Edwards, 41354 on Home telephone.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Manager Thomas of the Wooiill-
Hulse team desires to hear from a first
class catcher and a first baseman An
swer through The Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

VOORHEES, last night at Berrys Hoffman par
lors and won by the score of 50 to 29
Voorhies played far below his usual average
and missed many shots that were naturals.
He was out of stroke entirely and could not
shoot without leaving a fair chance for his
opponent. Bayne executed some very bril-
liant shots and made the high run of the
tournament when he scored six in row. He
missed the seventh by careless effort
Morse and Davidson will play tonight, be-
ginning at $3.50 o'clock
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

The manager of the Boyle Heights
Tigers is out with def to play the
Sierra Madre ball club game next
Sunday. Call up Art at Boyle 1899.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

If there's something useful which you can
teach-even for small part of your time
a want ad viii keep you busy.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Buenenman baseball team is out with
a def to play any club Sunday after
noon. Call Broadway 1857 or answer
through The Herald
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

the Orpheum has been greeting friends of
former seasons in Los Angeles, and is being
much entertained in return. He is a very
popular youngster and, by the way, a very
brilliant actor in his character stunts. He
intends taking a week off after he finishes
his Orpheum engagement and will pass it in
and around Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Tropico wants a game for Sunday
afternoon and will pay expenses for ten
men. Call Rice, Glendale 263, Sunset
telephone.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Mr.. Church will leave for Chicago
tomorrow morning to visit the auto
show IN that city and will visit the
home factory while east. He expects
to be accompanied by c. G. Stoddard.
head Of the Stoddard-Dayton company,
on his return.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

George Ref owner of Maltbie won out the
money he paid for the speedy gelding when it
won the Burns trial Tuesday. He had $1,000 on
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

E. P. Brinegar and J. w. Leavitt of
San Francisco will be down from that
city tonight to attend the show and
will be guests of Norman E. Church at
the Stoddard- Dayton banquet. Mr..
Brinegar is one of the best known an
tomobile men Of the Pacific coast, and
has scores of friends in this city. Mr..
Leavitt is president Of the Automobile
Dealers Association of San Francisco,
and likewise has many friends at the
show.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

DR.. George D. Costigan, track physician
and surgeon, has been in bed for two days
with another severe attack of heart trouble
He suffered with similar attack about a
year ago, and its recurrence causes some
apprehension among his friends
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

the snoot and pulled down about $4,000 after
wards. He paid $4,000 for Maltbie and broke
even last Saturday when he ran third in the
Ventura. If he can pick up the $l2 600 first
money in the Burns next Saturday he will
have something for which to congratulate him
self
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28
HERALD'S SANTA ANITA FORM CHART

SANTA ANITA n, 19O9-FIFTY-FOURTH Weather
A. w. Hamilton, presiding Judge; r. Dwyer starter.
FIRST RACES erong.; mar ye.roa. and upward
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Tme-6 8-5 II AS, g. 81 1-5 los 25 1:21 AS.
trained by H Mcdaniel Went to post at 25; at p
to winner 1925 driving second third easily.
Catherine F., The Bear, Lord Of the Forest
weght-Tom McGrath Winner from $500 to $1,000
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Jack Bayne played a brilliant game at
hree-cushions in his tournament game with
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

Tine-12 2-5, Winner
minute.
asiy; third easily Overweigh-Aunt
Los Angeles herald., 1909-01-28

45 25 81 40 l5 1o2 Is 1s 1sO 1:2 rs Winner,
$685.
easily: second driving: third same OverweghtN
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08

ANDREW J. MCCORMACK Auctionss-
Adrian = Muller Son viii sell auction q Ms-az,
Feb'y Al y O'Clock Noon. az The Exchs1xs So.
room. Nos - & f6 Esssy ST
TO torecloss any interest that Julia - ana e-
4 Erars may have in 800 shares WIl-r--s
Gas g Electrfc Light Co q WilIinandc. Cc,s
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
RAILROAD EARNINGS.

The Tribune has printed the gross ssi--s, Ss--.s
twenty-five railroads CT systems foT = = ar,
week in January OF these t7Teivs - - i,<ss
OF s4ss592 OF - per cent. and ten .,ous .
of, s17s,4s2. or 81 per cent Tbs Sn'7
gain of s9s.1oo. or 81 per cent
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08

went into effect last week. and statement is
sued by the Superintendent OF Banks showed
that the strength of these institutions had been
augmented by the addition OF s1oS0oo,o00 TO the
cash in their vaults and $13,0o0.0o0 10 that held
on deposit with other banks.
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08

25s7.482 Total sales for the week 'Unlisted.
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08

rlenent February - will be a reproduction
Of the famous military picture "Friedland"
after the original by the French artist Msis-
serisr. Order your Sunday paper in advance OF
yogr ne~sdesdsr. "a there siiI he big demand
Fer ID.
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
Financial Meetin Is.

BOND & MORTGAGE GUARANTEE co.
NOTICE fs hereby given that the annual meeting OF
shs stockholders % the BOND AND MORTGAGE
GUARANTEE COMPANY EiIl be held at the office OF
she cOrnpany. rs Rensen Street Borough Of
Srookiy. City OF New York the Sth DAY OF March,
1909 l-15 O'Clock IN the afternoon. and that the
knnua4 election OF directors Of said company ana OF
three inspectors election for the succeeding
Fea- VII be held the place the same day
between the hours and 2:15 IN the afternoon
For the purpose OF the annual meeting. by resoll-
board directors. transfer OF stock viii
Re made the books the from the close
business February 21th. 1893 TO the close OF
ku-faess March Sth 1909
JOHN L. SHERWOOD, Secretary
Brooklyn. February 9Th. 1909
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
RAILROAD AND oFHER STOCKS.

0
Ssthe
nu u IN
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
2,0OO5cc Total sales for tha week 'El i"'''''

BANK EXCHANGES; SALES RsCO1.s, -,
The bank exchanges Of the Ne" ioiA - s.,es
T4ouse>and the shares sold on the New t0.A =.
Exchange last week and in the same "esS q
Drece5ine two wears compare as follows; ~
Feb g .os Feb 5. -os - ~ S,sxsso
Exchanges 81 SIS 479 4s6 81 Sot5-9 - sfssS
No shares sold 2597.4S2 @SLS.tS~
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
s2-ss1 Chsstnut st-ss.

22-S31 Chestnut Street
Philadelphia. Jan q f@s
FIDELITY TRUST COMPANY (t5rms-iy IN Fftsii-v
I-surzhce, Trust and Safe Deposit l,orparyl SS-.S,
under Mortgage OF the william camp & sons Ssf5
Engine Building Company. dated March / Isea tsvsts
tenders or proposals for bons issued Nor
gage 70 be surrendered for redemption proposals 20 Is
opened and awards made February 1e 1909 u u
o'clock n
r ELLIS. P-szsos.t
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
GOVERNMENT soNps.

Government bond quotations compare follows
with those OF a week ago:
New-York tribune., 1909-02-08
IRON AND STEEL BONDS.


Eurnlsceo oy ChsnoI1 CuHlnlaI - Na+ stIeet(
Bid. Asked.
Beth Steel 1st exten 5s due jan s2h ss
6s, Aug. 1898
Buff IS due Oct. 1925 100 102
Bur susq c & I Co 6s due June. 1922-.....- 9s 50
do deb Os. Jan, 1928. -
Col s. Hook c 6 Co LIST 6s, Jan. 19iT...... IS
Dom ifon e steel Go SIS due July 1879 rs IS
Bella Whs IS. Dec. 1924. .......-..101
Lackawanna April. 1e25.... % 100
Maryland Steel Co Jan, 1928.
Pennsylvania Steel co LIST 6s. Que Nov. 1917 100
Penn q Nd steel Co es 1872. los
Republic Ir Co lst 5s. due Oct 1884. lO04s Io0
Soss Iron & Steel Co list 6s Feb 1920. 81 a3
co AIS. due April. 1918 ...--.-.......--.-1 1o6
Temple iron Co 1st zs. due Jan. 1928 100
UNITED STATES STEEL CORPORATION.
Con Trust s. Series a. c E. April 1881. 112
Series 3. D. =. April 1901 .-...-.---.-.1l2
Sinking Fund 5s 1sJ1 Dec 1852 -.--.--.-.--1o5& I0z
Ste1 LIST IS Dec 1882 Ie42s
SIS. 19oS13 esis 1o0lz
ST clair 5s 1910 1905.
81 Clair Steel 1st IS. 190S2e. 90 1904
deb 5s, Jan, 1910 -10oL
DO os. Aprtl 1a1S..s. .,..s...s..s.ss.ss..s.-. .1eD
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31

e foreign matter from esystem strengthens andnvigoraes s instead weak stream constantly dpoStng acrd and the muscles joints and bones the entire body
 ncriShed by rc hea blood which completely and permanently harmful mineral but made entirely of bcod purifying and healing roots herbs barks which enrich and eShen the circulation while ine Rheumatism Book Rheumatism any medcaadvcc furnished free all who write THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,. ATLANTA. GA.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31

ash and other miner al salts, only to find when the treatment is left of inc disease returns, and usually with increased se- verity.
 Rheumatism is i due t0 an excess of uric acid, an irritat- ing, infiammatory accumulation, which gets into the circula- icn because of weak kidneys, conStipa- tion, indigestion, and other physical irregularities which are usually regarded as of no importance. Nothing applied ex- ternally can ever reach this trouble, while potash and like mineral medi- cines really add to the acidity of the blood, and this vital fluid, therefore, con- tinlialiy grows more acrid. sour and weaker.
 Rheu m atism can never be cured rnfil tie blood is purified and built up. $. $. s. thoroughly cIeanses and reno yates the circulation by neutralizing the. oo.Sa a1A AwN0ilsnm
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31

This s ,s, short talk on Rheumatism pointing its causes and some of reasons why many fail to hnd cure o ms painful and often far-reachng trouble U.
 No other disease is more persistent and dcouagng than kheu masm Those persons in whose blood this painful aen has taken roof Oen grow dSeaened and sometimes conclude there no permanent cure Patiently they have bstered and rubbed e acn Joints and muscles with Inmens oi etc., and faithfully aKen pos
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
RHRUREATTgIE ALL CONE.

MU Ida M. PGneg, e iSo Fulton St, DIccklynS N I.a
 rtcs e fooss. sh yOa to kncw what gseat beneht nave received from tAe q G. g. g. Have been ecea
 h RhauRaaia twenty yeafe, eomatmoe being entirely lad Hp hy ts ana always Isis is come pat q My eoay gFe TofsS M was EiseFy Co attepf yak Af all; ny f9hf knee wac Msay tWcs it's natnKa sxe and was drawn W eCnsaarnby sheEsr than the oheT ea nd advised mo to 1ake a E Wh1ch commenced. Had tTie9 many 4k= that ast cay that had vsy e alA aat weala % ne SnV aod 0ut was wiling fo try anythng that promised Seei Before had baea usng long was greatly Felesee and continuing the medicine eoen found that was en eure6 The Renese and soreness all eft, sAiGhtana
 move or bend my leg s any epe and have hser what Rheumatism efnce. an e5 yeais ele ana toet deeply grateful to 6. c. g."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
REPEATED FAILURES, THIN RRimF.

Nr. wm. [. Hili, st wnsto1 " c. ss sns tine nsyeng VirTiaa saya yearS ega my blood was tn wrstched conaftion and aAAsa @ ekAsg bodily aasnts suffered Tsief tho uso q ether Esmediee begun s B. and t acfea ll0 ehau. The EheuaaAee pains lct and y gen. sSi Nesth was bat uR we'll Aaeo the highest opinion e e s R fog ts tAe enly medicine that dd nc any good
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
coulp Nor WALg RoR MoNrns.

In iaas Thaa severe attack of Rheumatism and entire aVstem O oEdeT For months was noe aee 70 WaE tried other rse1ies wtcut benefit na ynen eo1aeneea 10 taka H @ h took it fog whe and saw tAAt te was beneaseng aaa cen1zaea % nsa ie pnel Eas snsey for eiRt m1uths ct e but have ossa eesousy nee fTom pain Gnce Q. Q. 6. cured me. D. A bOh4AS'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
GREAT suvynanR FROM MUSCULAR RHxuMATrsm.

Gentsmsa It is vita Isassse wrse tc tsn yoa ei s
 Tor ever tweyeaTs suEeFed sxcraeiatng pains n tas enas ht tAs ts, bat tho paias continued 70 nsfsase RaavF de1ea Co ty G. S. S.. and Afte ueng getA e0ses Sa6 2 - rsn T ake cure, hOweye Eeonknaea fp nee vess sde co that ny 6aoo& would ee entirely panAea Mth0aah 9his twelve years ago. nayg asxgx essh teussa with Iheunatsm a any toEm sses " eg .is s Srsiss fsF f WssA ssse wsAsz s tke snccees q g. g.
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Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
$500, 100000 TO BE PICKED UP.
Sea Hides Vast Treasures and Loot of Many Pirate Ships.

If ever the stories of the treasures to be found in the bed of the ocean should engage the pen of a novelist. his book will be one of the most thrill ling volumes of recent times. He will find plenty of material for his work for it Is estimated that at least $500 000. 900 in treasure in the shape of coin ingots and plate lies buried under the wild waves and tiny islands little heard of.
 Among some of the most notable fortunes waiting to be picked up is the SIS. .000. .000. 900 which sank in the flag ship Florenua of the Spanish Armada in Tobermory bay. off the west coast of Scotland in 1888.
 Because the Spanish galleons. re- turning with their harvest of four years footing in Mexico were so hard pressed by the British in 1702 they scuttled their ships in vigo bay and their s140.0OO.OOO of gold. silver and precious stones has not yet been re- covered from the deep.
 Cocos Island Is an insignificant dot of land sixteen miles square. but it contains se0. 900 worth of loot. which was hidden by Renito Bonito a daring pirate. No fewer that eighteen expe- ditions have searched every cranny of the island but without success.
 Alboran Island is only lonely rock in the Mediterranean, but about it somewhere there lies s5.0O0,0OO. in gold, buried by a pirate crew of the Young Constitution when chased and cOrnered hv A British punhoat in IS21 The Black Prince, a British ship
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31

Prof. Grant Chesterfield. the cele- brated palmist has added a number of imprints to his famous collection of palmographs and among the number is that of a certain young lady whose palm denotes q career most flattering at least that is what Chesterfield says. The young lady in question is now studying hard fitting herself for the stage. and if Chesterfield's predic- tions and the hopes of her numerous friends are realized. she certainly will move in brilliancy. IL is said he tells you the condition of your health, what ails you and whether or not you can be cured. If you will soon make chan ges in your business conditions: if your home life is or will be happy: if you will be fortunate in your love af- fairs; if you will win your lawsuit: if absent friends will return: if you will travel. and if you wish he will tell you also when you are to die
 It is said by the most prominent men and women of Phoenix that he per forms marvels in reading the palm and in his clairvOyant readings he actu- ally tells your name in full-age and date of your birth.
 His parlors are at the Holmes block 40 N First ave They remain oper to the public until S:30 at night and all day Sunday.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31

loaded with ss.OOO. 900 in gold to pay the British soldiers was sunk by Rus sian gunfire near Sebastopol The East Indianman Grosvenor went down off St. John. Cape Colony. with s5.000.0
 On the island of Mauritias there is buried a nice little nest egg of S150.000 in gold. silver and precious stones, which was captured by pirates from French and British ships which in turn had been footed from India. A tiny island in the Spanish main con ceals s7.500.000 deposited by a French pirate. Latrobe. about 100 years ago. while another pirate hoard of s5.0O0.- 900 lies on a small island in the Gulf of St Lawrence.
 In the famous sea fight off NavarinO in 1927. in which 27 Turkish vessels were sunk by the combined Anglo French Russian fleets, something like s5.0OO.0OO was lost.
 When president Kruger fled from the Transvaal it was stated that he took 5000. 900 with him. Some declare that it was lost in the wreck of the Zululand. in Delagoa bay: others say tilat II was Dufieu III tIle ldsthSSSeS oi the Transvaal mountains.
 Lying no feet beneath the surface of Lake Nemi. are two galleys belong ing to the Roman emperors Tiberius and Caligula, which contain gold plate jewels. and art treasures worth 5000 00O
 Capt. Kidd. notorious of all pirates. ;oI 1f tt,g, on one of the West Indian islands. While if one were so fortunate he could use the s5,OO0.OO0 buried in the River Danube to balance his financial deficiency very handsomely. This huge treasure was left there unwilling ly by Attilla, who was then one of the greatest terrors of the mercantile ser Star.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
SUDDEN DEATH OF
 JOSEPH RAPAP0RT
The Young Man, Striken with Hem orrhaee, Falls Dead on Cen
 ter Street.

While walking down Center street about 7:3G o'clock last night Joseph Rapaport of the firm of McDougall X Cassou. was stricken with a hemorrhage and fell dead in front 6f the office of E. J. Bennitt.
 He had just been dining with friends at the Hotel Adams and was in high spirits when he left them. They urged him to remain longer but he said he would go back to the store and, as he expressed it. sell another pair of over alls." It was while he was on his way to the storethat he felt the hemorrhage coming on. Irving Hill happened be standing near the Bennitt offic and Rapaport suddenly turned Co him and caught him bv the shoulders. Where is pr. Wyle's officer" he ask ed, and then sank to the pavement He died within three minutes.
 Coroner Johnstone was summoned at once and impannelled a jury. The jury. consisting of Ned Creighton. Wayne Davis, J. A Porterie, W. l. Hinson, R. H. Drane and F. D. Leper took the oath on the side walk. The body was taken to the undertaking establishment of Mohn & Driscoll and 8 verdict of death from natural causes was rendered.
 Joseph Rapaport came to Phoenix from Brooklyn, New York about seven years ago. He was first em ployed in the Goldberg store as head bookkeeper. and later about four years ago. was given an important position in the McDougall & Cassou store. He went east last summer for six weeks to visit his parents and made arrange ments then to have his mother Mrs B. Rapaport and his sister. Miss Grace. to visit him here. They arrived about two weeks ago. IL was their first visi to Phoenix. They are now living a the corner of Fourth avenue and Ben nett lane.
 His father, who is merchant tailor in Brooklyn, remained in the east to attend to his business. Therek is also a married sister in Philadelphia
 The young man was well liken in Phoenix and made friends wherever he went He was a member of the Elks' lodge and always took a prom inent part in their festivities and pub lie functions. In spite of the fact that he realized that his days were num- bered Rapaport always was in the best Of hunof- and had-a-- kind word and usually a joke with it, for evertone He was 8 years old.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
SOUTH S|DERS IN ...s
 WATER CONFERENCE
Movement Begun for Getting Water Above the Tempe Canal
 High Line.

The office of Dwight B. Heard was filled yesterday afternoon by owners and occupants of lands on the south side of the river. opposite Phoenix. tension of the Tempe canal. They assembled in pursuance of a cali is- sued for the purpose of taking pre- liminary steps toward the working out of some plan by which their lands may be provided with water for the coming spring planting. The large attendance showed that that section represents a very important settle ment of the valley people. and 1t showed also that they are all deeply interested in the purpose of the meet ing As it was only the first confer ence nothing of a definite nature came out of the meeting. except a set of resolutions, requesting the en- gineers of the reclamation service to furnish the settlers with a plan for pumping plant. and an estimate of its cost.
 X pumping plant seems at this time the most feasible method of sup plying water, and it is presumed the reclamation service is most competent to give advice in the matter. It has at hand considerable data concern ing pumping plants as alreay worked out in the valley. and is probably best prepared to advise whether it will be better to dig deep wells on high levels or to elevate the water from lower points where the wells would not be so deep. In fact. the were insubstance an or ganized reques for advice in the nremises
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that the an- nual meeting of the stockholders of the Santa Fe, Prescott and Phoenix Railway Company will be held at the office of this company. in the city of Prescott, Territory of Arizona, on Wednesday. the 17th day of Novem- Der, 1909, at 12 o'clock noon of said day, for the purpose of electing a board of directors for the ensuing year. and for the transaction of such other business as may properly be brought before the meeting. Books for the transfer of stocks will be closed November 3rd. remaining closed until December 3rd, 1909.
 Dated at Prescott. Arizona, this 18th day of October. 1902
 tSigned) F. NJ. MURPHY,
 President. WALLACE FAIRBANK.
 Secretary
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
MY. HOW CARELESS.

A country barber cut his customers cheek four times while shaving him.
 "Oh. dear me. how careltssl" ex- claimed the razor wielder after the in friction of each wound.
 When the shave was over the GUS toner took a glassfull of water and at every mouthful shook his head from side to side.
 Anything the matter the barber asked
 No was the reply. 'I only wanted to see if my mouth would still hold water without leaking-Philadelph Inquirer.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31

Dr. Crocker cures piles. No knife; no pain. 203 Mercantile Place, Los Angeles.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
A SUB- MARINE.

The submarine reporter for q local daily included in his hatch of items a few days ago an obituary of a sea captain. He managed to give the date of the sailors birth. the cause of the death and the names of surviving rel atives correctly. but when he came to a little flowery work in handling the mans career. hardly meant what he wrote: He chose the sea for his life work; and began at the bottom Newark Call
Arizona republican., 1909-10-31
A TRIPLE CAUSTIc.

Two kinds of fools the rivers haunt, Performing stunts acquatic. And nothing ever seems to daunt. These gentlemen cratic. Two kinds of fools take damsels out Despite the pleas of mother. And one kind seems to be about As foolish as the other Two kinds of fools we see aflOat Before the season closes. One is the kind that rocks the boat The other kind proposes.
 Louisville Courier Journal