Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1909-10-29
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The stuff that dreams aic made
of is often lobster, SWISS cheese corn
beef, and "Sich.
The church says that marriage is a
sacrament, the iaw says il is a civil
contract. y great many married
people say it is "A bore
Pierpont Morgan paved S5oo oof
for Il Bible. WArthrr il would fl,
the tive-fuo shelf is not learned Re.
porters are SO careless in these mat
'erS.
The words for better or fof
worse are Il mistake in the marriage
agreement. They cast doubt on
the success Of the scheme right on
the start.
'hrIStlan Science failures greatly
oulh'IIiltH'r th'f S"-ralI'd successes
n"t lut'r lalIiIr"S are never recorded,
lor II 'n'E were mat cuIt would De a
lhli%oi the past.
II they keep on finding North Poles
some of the cethctic reformcrs, and
their name is lrmion. will be- demand
my that they br cut down. hccauS,
they spoil the view of the aurora bo-
reals.
William Jennings BRYAN. il is re
ported will. before 1910 i far nd.
yancrd. declare himself un Tine sid, q,
no license of saloons Whrthrr q,
not BRYAN brliryrs TRAVELLING Ice
tur"rS should he charged high IL
crASe, IS not yet learned.
\ - vaudeville house ;s tba Latest
scheme for New Yorl, c;tv N,ntir
Rock who is rooIIv tho ono Non,Ioor
Of the Ame, iran yo,,dev;II. ,,,inn :.
sunnnsrd to hn nrnmotipr - Nh
idea is to NAL. il - nl,r. fn, ,x.
clusivn hills of b.,dIinor.'' orl,
President Ovster Of tho Rroo,,,,r
Board of Educat;on declare. tb,t h.
considers women th. host tnarhors
for children of ,nv ,r. and of n;,ha,
sex From this ono is sof. i, s,v,
inp that Tho von,or toaobar, i
Brool,lvn will not want IN 500 him
"caunrd "
4 news item announces that Sec.
retary MacNeagh proposes to have
bank-noteS and other forms of cur
rency washed frequently. | apprecl'
ate tins idea OF the Secretary. Thank
goodness | shall not he compelled tt
borrow money to pay tins sort OF
laundry blIl, at any rate.
\ recent news disn,tch STATING
that a new President has been in
stalled at Harvard and il didn't at
n'r,. .t". rSo Tnm i"i a. .I ''o.i d. ~,
,,,an,"'. -, "" '',' I " al ga, .'.c "iTS.Iin- S
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The Los Angeles Tm,S is always
Sneering at the rainfall OF Puget
Sonnd ard praiSing ctcrnally Los
Angeles sunshine. But 10 and be
issun of the Times. 'Aftnr tbn dus,
and heat in the hro,d and tinry .trnnt
how heautiful is the rain )" Unrn',
to the pupet Sound.rs' ;ov-tbe r.,in
a 'hicaSo woman declares hei
hu>pdhu acts IKE the deVli, anC
wants q divorce: IL ne had actec
IKE an anger, ana the woman Is ma
i've OF ChicaSo. she would have ap
pileo lor ieSal separation long before
to day wants her husband to act llk,
he was made Of money. No othc,
excuse can she offer.
II thr - Na'ldefiile, as proposed II
New YORK Will spread over all tht
country. ana q" away with perform
crS nowadays whose act consists o
padding their Stomachs and kicking
each other around the stage. claopns
their hands on their face to lndlcat,
thoS nave occii S'ruck nl"W, ant
price and more. Let il come.
representatives OF Home kule
Tor ireland are coming aEaln to the
nlted states (the regular farewell
,rlp' no uouoU IN quest OIL money to
heIp 'ila' cause WINE IN" Aihtri
can p'opie Will give 'heir snare ano
more I'll course III seems 10 Il man III
'r'S 'Il;'' money enough mas peer
raised. IohS ago '"r thr holIiS-rui'
'a.St 10 purchase inc r-'i''r"i" ls''
:,
~ .'i'' ~ ','''"s .,.' .i'u'''.,s .' "1uiu H nc
'i''',i q. 'i''.'I' i:..I VIM, t'n' ''i'1
Ill" iii'''o i't''c " til'c oicoVncS, vi
sew t'ie mp Ill pa vest, iiSteau u
Gadding over To some nelShoor wo
, man and talking scandal for three
hours. hindcring the woman, VIII,
wishes to attend her household duties