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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

may be misfortune, but when an en-.
CINE emits such a sound il is attrib.
uted to broken spark plug, a cracked
exhaust pipe. or open compression
tap. Then. too, you do not talk very
forcibly. You appear quite weak and
altogether uninteresting at times
This may be caused by insufficient lu.
IRRIGATION, improper gas mixture. poor
compression caused by loose plugs or
valves and really believe the vibrat.
or on the coil may need adjusting. AT
times you get angry with me, just like
your engine was weak and the crank
case hot.
You balk sometimes like an unruly
engine. You do not seem willing to
do as l ask you and your gears seem
to be broken or damned. Maybe the
cylinders are dry or the battery plug
is not in position. At any rate there
is improper ignition. and I honestly
believe there is water in the cylinder
or an open battery switch.
AT other times you do as l ask you
but seem to regret your action. You
come along with me. but you are like
a car that drags although the engine
runs properly. feel then like your
clutch is slipping. the brakes are not
properly released or the springs are
worn. Sometimes you absolutely re
fuse me, just like when one is riding
through the rural sections and his en-
CINE stops suddenly. Then you know
there is a broken spark plug discon
nected circuit or loose terminal. Pro
baby you have run out of gasoline OF
there is a broken wire, but by nc
means can l tell what is the matter
with you.
''Customarily you are a very silent
young man not deigned to be bois.
trous, but once in a while there
lencer. Then l think the cylinder is
missing fire and pumping explosive
charges into the silencer. The ex.
haust valve may be stuck or the gas
mixture too weak to fire the cylinder
There is an inefficient spark and then
the explosions are doubly loud. and
feel ashamed and If we are out in
COLupdHy, 1 walt you u tdhc IuC uOulS
Sometimes you knock my friends
attribute this to your fly wheel be.
ing loose on the shaft or loose cyl
inder on the crank case. Once in a
while you act really childish and then
you are not a bit nice. Then I know
there is lack of proper fabrication at
the friction surfaces. At times when
know you are angry believe it due
to water in the radiator boiling, caus-
ing overheating and clogged radiator
tubes. The fan probably is not work.
ing and the exhaust throttled SO that
you have to use low gear continu-
ously on a long drive.
81 think those are some OF your
minor faults"
But it was his not to make reply,
his but to do or die, and the next day
they fished him out of the pit in the
garage with broken neck.
Engine troubles" she remarked, on
hearing the news.
r. H. c.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
Open A CITY STORE
E. G. Hill and Company Will Do
Local Retail Business
Permanently.


The E. G. Hill floral company is
making plans to open a retail store in
the city before Easter. 1t is probable
that after the establishment of the
store. that 1t will be continued The
company intends to use it's east end
plant for the growing of plants for the
-stail trade and its wholesale business
will be cared for at the west side
houses. 1t is probable that several
of the east side houses will be removed
to the west side soon.
The flowers to be placed on sale this
year, both in respect to ported plants
and cut flowers. will be the usual ia
vorites, Azaleas, primroses. differen;
varieties of roses. hyacinths, etc. Pot.
ted plants will be greatly in demand
while Niolets. carnations. lilies and
roses wiz also enjoy good trade
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

Richmond girls like those in all 9th
er cities. are just crazy about motor
ing. The fellow with a nice big au
tomobile is the chap who gets the
girls these days. You may come
around all winter twice a week with
a sleek looking horse and highly pol
ished phaeton, paying the liveryman' s
weekday and Sunday schedule, but
the first bright spring day when some
lad bowls along with his engine throb
bling, just bid your girl goodbye. She
Is yours no more. She just can't re
sist the throbbing of the engine-yes
last winter she may have talked to
you about throbbing hearts. but in
the spring and summer it is all for
the brass horns and solars. The big
ger the horse power of your machine
the bigger are your chances for the
summer girl.
Is Auto Dippy.
You may sit on the front veranda
and tell the most interesting story ev
err imagined-one that would make T.
RS magazine hire look like a Palm
Beach walters tip, but she won't lis
ten to you. She has sort of absent
minded look and seems to be intent
upon hearing something other than
your words. You move a little near
er, you are reaching the climax of the
story and are about to tell how the
hero won the heroine, you are all
afire with enthusiasm, when suddenly
she interrupts with, Say. Tubby's
motor must be working bad tonight >
You think probably she refers to your
own enthusiasm generators and ask II
the story doesn't interest her. 20, OF
course" she replied. And then she
begins to recount a chapter of hints
from ''Motordom" about what causes
a motor to jump and conditions that
affect ignition.
Disappointed as you may be at her
lack of attention you realize there is
but one chance for you-get an auto
mobile. Buy it, borrow or steal it, ii
makes no difference, you must have
it or there will not be any "only girl
for you. You decide to go to her and
ask, just what is the matter. You
know she is perfectly nutty about au
tomobiles but never were prepared
for anything like this:
Little Auto Gossip.
Il tell you dear, you are not SO bad
I really like you and might learn to
love you, but you must change a lit
tie. We must avoid these petty quar-
rels and squabbles We have been hav.
ing. I'll admit there may be some.
thing that can be attributed to me-
but beg permission to speak first.
You see you have broken down in
sulation wires. Your carburetOr is
not properly adjusted. causing you
and me to mix poorly. You have a
cracked spark plug and there Is de-
fective connection at some part of the
circuit. Your gasoline feed is partly
choked-it may be because you have
had other troubles and are tired OF
it. l am sure there is moor contact in
the timer. as you have called several
times before l had my puffs adjusted
You talk with a hiss. Now that
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
DEMAND COMPENSATION.

Vienna, March ga complete
agreement has been reached by the
Powers with regard to the steps to be
taken at Belgrade on the basis of the
proposals made by Sir Edward Grey
the British Foreign Secretary, to Bar
on Won Aeranthal. the Austro Hungar
ian Minister Of Foreign Affairs. fol
the settlement of the difficulty be
tween Austria and Servia.
The representatives Of the Powers
at Belgrade today will advise Servia
to make declaration to the admins
tration at Vienna. supplementary to
the Servian note Of March IA. In the
note Servia referred Austria to her
previous note to the Powers, dated
March II. and in the latter note Ser
via, when Withdrawing her demand
for compensation, and setting forth
that she did not desire to provoke wal
still maintained that the question OF
the annexation of Bosnia and Here
govina should be regulated by the
Powers.
Agreement Reached.
In addition a complete agreement
has been reached with respect to the
abrogation of Article 25 Of the Berlin
treaty and the suggestions of Austria
on this subject will be communicated
to the signatories of the treaty.
The greatest satisfaction is felt ev.
erywhere over the happy solution OF
the crisis. Austria will be able to turn
her attention to home questions. the
most important of which have to dc
with finances. Three hundred and
eighty thousand men from all parts OF
the country have in the last few
months been modified in Bosnia and
Croatia. the artillery forces have been
greatly augmented and arms and am
munition have been replenished. the
entire cost being estimated at $14O,.
0OO, 900.
Not Entirely Lost.
This great amount of money. how.
ever. is not considered as having been
entirely lost. Besides improving the
equipments and efficiency of the
army the system of mobilization has
been given a thorough test and has
been found to work well after an in
terval of 40 years
1t is taken for granted here that
Seryia will follow the advice of the
Powers, and that as the annexation OF
Bosnia and Herzegovina has been re-
cognized the necessity for a confer.
ence of the Powers practically has
been avoided. but if such a conference
is called it will be for the mere for.
NAL Endorsement of accomplished
facts
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fAtchison, Kan, Globe)
That taxes will increase every year
seems to be as certain as death.
Look at ten women these days. and
the way seven of them wear their
hair will make you laugh.
A man cannot convince you that he
is cultured the first time he meets
you. but many of them attempt it.
The empty back seat of big auto
mobile is one of the things that add II
the discomfort of the man on foot
There Is something about girl who
has had steady" that you do no,
notice about girl who has never had
one.
The man equipped to pillow gardens
is as popular these days as politi
clan with money. and good deal
more independent
II you want to be of assistance to a
friend in trouble do not say, I'm sor.
ry." That will not help him any, but
it may bore him.
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MRS. FARMER NET
HER DEATH LIKE
A ST0|C TODAY
tCon,inued From Page One.l

er's cell had closed and James Farm
er. weeping. had been led away. the
woman fell upon her cot and cried for
a few moments and then began 20
pray. Her attendants did not tell her
of the death chair in the next room.
Father J. j. Hickey, pastor of the
Holy Family church, visited Mrs.
Farmer today and prayed with her.
The priest administered the last sac
rament and offered prayers for the
dying before the short march TO the
execution chamber. Mrs Farmer
will die a good Catholic: she will go
to her death bravely," said the priest
last night
Dresses to Meet Death.
BY the subdued light that found ITS
way through the cell. Mrs. Farmer
dressed for her execution. She
clothed herself in prison gown and
waist and then carefully arranged her
hair. A woman attendant will bifur-
cate the gown to the knee and slit the
applied to the limb. A lock or two
of her hair will be clipped from her
head in order to form a perfect con
tact with the electrodes.
Mrs. Farmer passed the early part
Of the night in prayer. Outside her
cell door sat Mrs. Dunnigan and Mrs
German, her attendants.
Il have given orders that her last
hours shall be for prayer and medi
tation." said Warden Benham. Faith
er Hickey will visit her about 3 o'clock
and will remain until the end. The
sacrament will be administered and
prayers said for the dying. Witness
es have been instructed to meet al
my Office at o'clock tomorrow, when
we will march across the prison yard
to the execution chamber"
During her long incarceration In An.
burn Prison, Mary Farmer has occu.
pied cell in the woman's department
and has spent most of her time in
reading religious books. She rarely
spoke of her 2-year-old son, Peter
Farmer. who is now with an uncle in
WATERFOWL, n. Y. Warden Benham
says he thinks Mrs. Farmer has writ
ten an account of her life. which will
be given to her son when he comes oi
age
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
MASONIC CALENDAR.

Tuesday, March 80 Richmond
Lodge No. 1876. F. & A. NJ. called
meeting. Work in Entered Appren-
tice degree.
Thursday, April Wayne Council,
No. 10, r. & S. NJ. Stated Assembly,
also work in the degrees.
Friday, April p King SolOmon's
Chapter No. 4. r. A. NJ. Called meet
ing; work in Mark Master degree.
Saturday, April 3-No. -, o. E. s..
stated meeting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
THE SKY ROCKET AND THE
SHEEP.

Mr.. Gordon's silence in the present
campaign may have puzzled some
persons who are not conversant with
the manner in which he has carried on
mis- previous campaigns. And for those
we offer some explanation which will
not be forthcoming from himself.
Mr.. Gordon has. in the past relied
On the use of the grandstand play and
gattling gun finish at the end OF his
battles which are marked by the use
OF much newspaper space and ink. AS
user OF political fireworks he has
few equals. He dazzles the eye with
his potechnical display and deafens
the ear with his explosions. He has
the mastery of insinuation to such a
fine point that he avoids oyerstate-
ment when his temperament does not
get away with him.
Mr.. Gordon favors tail-end cam
paign for good reason. OF course
should he decide to avail himself OF
this style OF campaign 1t has the merit
of allowing things to be said or rum
ored which only time could disprove.
In this happy state of things he
leans back complacently in the fore
part Of his campaign apparently let
ting things slide until the last minute.
Then he touches the match and
waits for the explosion like small
boy with cannon.
Like sky rocket In the midst OF
sheep he scatters and stampedes the
people with the fear OF his combus-
tion.
We say to the people Of Richmond
that II IL time that they learn his
ways and that II he considers them so
wavering and tickle In their mental
apparatus that he Is sure that he can
stampede them they ought to think
over what a commentary his evident
opinion - Of them.
II Il time they took the pains to
think over things on thoir own merits
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
SUIT TO FoREcLosE.

Suit has been entered in the WAYNE
circuit court by the d. L. Adams Com
pany VS. Frank Doughty. of Hagers-
town. to foreclose chattel mortgage
Snyder and Smith of Portland. are
named as attorneys for the plaintiff
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
WILL is ADMITTED.

The will of the late Lizzie K VIII
SON has been admitted to probate and
record. Michael Kendall has qualified
as executor and given a bond of 81. 400.
A. n. Gardner and Louis HAMPTON
are named as suretics-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

and to use their memories II Mr.. Cor
don thinks this. For he will assuredly
come out with his match and his sky
rOcket-unless-
Unless he believes that he cannot
stampede the people.
Can he?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
FOUND BAD ROADS.

George Harvey and George Dunkle
Of this city made a motorcycle trim
to Dayton yesterday. They found the
road between Eaton and Richmond n
very bad condition. On the return
trip Dunkle made the forty miles in
Eos despite road conditions.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
H0WELLS WON'T RUN.

Frank Howells, resident of the
Fifth ward. who has been urged by his
many friends TO make the race for
council in that ward will not be can
didatA
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

Suppose that one class of men en-
gagged in certain business, made an
arrangement with a man who had con-
templated obtaining office for several
years. And suppose, also. that they
said to the man approximately and to
Ill intent: "You can do us a very con-
siderable favor by using means In your
power to aid us. In return we will do
every thing in our power to put you in
office.
"Will you:''
'All right. boys, but keep it dark
And they tried to, and SO did he.
These negotiations. arrangements
and understandings, call them what
you will-then the time comes for the
man to be elected.
And the man who is very determined
to be elected calls in his friends and
says: Boys, name your man and I'll
elect him.
And those same friends say: We're
for YOU
Now the aspirant says: Il have an
agreement with my friends with whom
made an arrangement, but you must
not let that fact out. You must rope
in some Of those so-called good citizens
who must know nothing of this ar.
rangement, to say that they brought
me out. For II it is found out. it will
hurt me-
And they produced the good citizens
who were without guile and without re-
proach.
Under their cover the candidate
Thought himself fully secure.
Is he?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
RICHMOND WOMEN
ARE SONG WRITERS
Their Effort Entitled "Oaddy'S
Welcome"

A song entitled ..Daddy's Welcome :.
has been composed by Mrs Matte
Buell. and Mrs. George Chrisman of
this city. Mrs. Buell. composed the
music while Mrs. Chrisman composed
the lyrics accompanying. Mrs. Buell.
has composed two other musical num-
beers. one q waltz and the other two
step. which are fast becoming popular.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
He Will Wake Up THINGS.

He Will Wake Up Things.
louisville Courier-Journal)
A lady writes from Uganda, British
East Africa, that it's just too bally
lonesome. That's all right; Teddy's
coming.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
A POLITICAL FABLE.

There is nothing more dangerous in
modern political life-than for a man
who is elected mayor to be under Obli-
Eations to one class of citizens more
than another. And this is true no
corporations or dealers In one trade.
You will grant that will you not?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
Looks Like He is in For Life.

philadelphia North American)
Loeb saw him off. If the white rhi-
nos don't come up to be shot, there
need be no doubt as to where the
blame should be laid.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
And Then Some.

And Then Some.
New York Tribune)
There used to be only 81 varieties
of Democrats. Now there are at least
81 varieties of tariff Democrats.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
Is He a PopuIist ?
Baltimore Sun


Secretary of War Dickinson, who
voted for neither Taft nor Bryan,
must be the only nonpartisan Cabinet
officer we ever had.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
In Fashions Clutches.

In Fashions Clutches.
(Puck)
Hipless, curveless. long and lanky
Is the girl of nineteen nine:
Wouldn't you be cross and cranky
With
a
form
just
this
line
Foolish virgins change their figures
At Dame Fashions wild caprice;
Uncomplaining, bear the rigeurs;
Dreaming. tho of nights release!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
Items Gathered in
From Far and Near
Well Qualified for the Job.
KANSAS City Starr

lkanSdS CITY Star.
Chester /. Long is being mention
ed for Ambassador to Russia. Mr..
Long has always been persona grata
with the Grand Dukes in Washington,
and ought to get along very well in
st. Petersburg.
He Ought to Hear the Tariff Questions
tSpringfield Republican,
The Kaiser's epigram, that the co.
100000 Germans possess 100000
opinions, is SO good that Frederick the
Great might have said it after con-
versing with Voltaire.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
Political Announcements
FOR MAYOR.

FOR MAYOR.
HENRY w. DEUKER is a candidate
for mayor. subject to the Republi-
can nomination.
SAMUEL X. MORGAN. candidate for
Mayor, subject to the Republican
nomination.
EDWARD H. HARRIS Is a candidate
for Mayor, subject to TIE Republi.
can nomination.
FOR CITY CLERK.
BALTZ A. BESCHER is a candidate
for the office OF city clerk Of Rich
mond. subject to the Republican
nomination.
FOR JUDGE OF CITY COURT.
LUTHER c. ABBOTT is a candidate
for Judge of the City Court of Rich
mond. Ind. subject to the Republi-
can nomination.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

But Not tho Gentle Art Of Pugiiism.
Denver Republican,
1t is apparent that Mr.. Jack" John
son and Mr.. Jim" Jeffries are going
to do a 10. to boost the waning art"
of oratory.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

AD8LAID8:
Mother says 'thsy can't say anytime M
good about Gold Medal Flour" CHA1Ix1.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

HANNAH:
Nothing better for the boys than bread
from Gold Medal Flour. REnDccA
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
He Ought to Hear the Tariff Questions
Was Perfect Image Of Fairbanks.

Though Lieutenant Shackleton did
not discover the south pole. he can
give good description of the ice that
abounds in it's vicinity
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
Spring Precaution.

Spring Precaution.
New York SUM-
Mr.. Robin comes along
Cheering early spring with song;
Wiser bird than all the rest.
Wears red flannel on his chest.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
milwaukee SentineD

Open Season for Nature Takers.
milwaukee SentineD
1t will now be safe for Jack Lon.
don to write some more animal stor.
les.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29

TABfrHA:
Gold Medal Flour leads them al
0CsD11D
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Money and the Lady.
(LippincOtt'S MagaZine)

Checkers-Years ago had none,
to burn and burnt it!
Neckers-How?
Checkers-On an old flame of mine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-29
TWLNKLES
Soured on Spring.

Soured on Spring.
(Kansas City Journal)
Hes confirmed pessimist.'
CAS- to how"
Always buys fur overcoat with
the advent of spring."