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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, March 23.-
chattanooga capitalists yesterday offered
a purse Of 100000 for an e%ight-round fight
between Jack Johnson. champion heavy
weight, and James j. Jeffries. the fight to
be pulled off In this city.
Patsy Kline will meet any good boy OF his
weight at Columbus. o.. in the near future.
The Newark boxer received a fiattcring
offer yesterday 10 appear in the Ohio city,
and. incidentally. was paid a neat compile
ment. The officials Of the club wish to
bring some of the most prominent Eastern
boxers to that city. aud have selected Patsy
TO make a good inaugural Impression. Kline
says that he will meet any hoy who may
be selected for him.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
HARRIS LEAGUE PRESIDENT.

Alfred Harris. the crack runner OF the
Montclair High School. was elected PRESS
dent of the New Jersey InterscholAstic
meeting at the Newark High School. to
fiji the vacancy caused by the resignation
of President Earl Jenkins. OF Mohtclair
High School.
Monday. MAY 81 was chosen for thu Date
of the New Jersey interscholastic field day.
Tho question of a league tennis tournat
ment was brought up. but laid over for
the next league meeting. when the re-
spective tennis managers will be on hand
to arrange dates.
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that they'll show their class wherever they
have to perform.
Watch out for Billy Louden as n hitter
this year. He is certainly c~louting the hall
some down here and thinks nothing of get
ting two or three hits n eamc off his club
mates. His position as leader in the batting
order will give Londen much more scope
this year than he had last and he is going
to make an awful bid Tor the Newark fans
to forget speedy little Josh De Wore, on
whom Stallings depended to get on" last
year. And. another thing, when Billy does
get on he doesn't anchor himself to the
base. either. s
VIII Travel In Autos.
The last week of the Tigers in Milledga
vile will be pretty well split up with ex-
hibition games and little trips away. To
day and tomorrow they are in Macon, show
ing Stallings's bunch how to play the game
on Thursday the Tigers perform for the
beneft Of the unfortunate insane at the
State sanitarium here, and on Friday night
or Saturday morning the team win travel
to Augusta for the game with the Boston
Doves, the first game on the homeward
loop. The Tigers travel in style, too, and
will go to Macon In kerosene Wagons. .
No slow trains for them. SOM OF the
trains here have to wait for the cows 10
get off the track.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

The Evening STAR, owing to the
decided to start another. 10Y that a de
cision in the hits and bases compe'l-
ton is about TO be announced. The re-
plies in the former contest were great
in number. but the sporting editor an
nounces that he will be able to make
known the decision early neXt week.
Tire present contest is open to every
man, woman or child, The success of
the Tigers in the first game with the
Highlanders yesterday is surely ut
tracing attention. and undoubtedls the
fans are going TO take a great interest
ia the team. Nearly always the lineup
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
BY coDD.

A
Major league affairs are Just now
attracting the attention of baseball
critics. From the training camps come
the most optimistic reports. There will
have to be several pennants in order to
satisfy the various team-owners and
managers.
I'm the National League the Cubs and
Giants are attracting the most atten-
ton. and il looks as though those teams
would be among the ~contenders in the
race, although it must be admitted that
without Dorlin the New York team
does not look to be a safe bet for the
premier honors.
The Cub outfit is particularly well
balanced. and their pitchers are the
hest in the country. A staff like Brown.
Overall. Ruelbach. Kroh and Lundgren
must be reckoned with at all stages Of
the game. 1t is a certainty that Me-
Graw will miss Donlin, and If it does
cost $4,000 it might be a Wise idea to
come across with the coin.
h Dodgers.
In Brooklyn the baseball enthusiasts
are imbueh with the idea that Harry
Lunlley will take the Superbas out in
front. The BROOKLYN team does not
look to be half bad. and. with an even
break in luck, should finish in the first
division.
In the American.
Cleveland is sure to give Detroit a
race for the gonfalon this season. or
course, it is no sure thing that the Tig-
ers will be able to come within an ace
Of repeating or repeating. The White
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
JOHNSON SHES
At KETCHEL BOUT

I ~ -.M 49,
CHICAGO. H.. March y. John Johnsna,
will not fight STANLEY keiehel9 according 10;
an announcement made llst night BY Mills
Britt. ketchcfs manager. who cailc feofn
New York 10 arrange Inc bout. The iroubie
was oyer the money guarantees. In spite OF
The fact that Britt is here. trying to indhct
the negro to give Ketehel mother change.
they will moi meet IN the ring for the .eN-
~Iccllent reason that johnson has decided that
ketchel IS just 40 dangerous Us Sam Lang
ford, the Boston negro.
Johnson Is matched TO fight twenty
rounds with Iangford before the National
Sporting Club. of London. on MAY "a.
Articles were agreed upon some time ago
and both negroes accepted $500 EXPENSE
money. while johnson borrowed nearly
5000 on the side with which to pay his
way TO Australia. where he cornered and
defeated the overrated Tommy Burns
But johnson doesn't care to a 4
nance with I4angforl under the changed
conditions. for he fears the latter might
knock him ont In Jig time and therebH
destroy a chance to make a fortune in
easy money
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OF SEASON
AWAKENS MAJOR LEAGUES
Cubs Look Best in National and Cleveland Looms
Large in American as Opponents to
the Jennings Tigers.

"hitless wonders have a habit of COM
ing through on the rail. George Stall
ings ann consistently be depended ur,-
on to win a pennant this year. but may
finish among the first four. Both
leagues appear to be better balanced
than eve before. the weaker teams
having been materially strengthened.
1t should be a banner year for major
league baseball.
Mordecaif Brown is using more speed
than ever this year In training.
Dan McGiann says that Frank Bowernan
Is as good n catcher as Johnny King or
Billy Sullivan.
Hal Chase is more graceful than ever
this season. and Manager StalIinRs. Is re-
ported to be more than satisfied with the
showing made by Prince Hal.
Kid Elberfeld is working like a trojan
to make 1000 at third base. He is knock
ing down base hits with regularity in the
practise games.
Jimmy Sheckard will confess that he is
% years old. The Cub outfielder is as
bashful as a woman when it comes to a
question OF age
Joe Birmingham is one of the throwing
marvels of the baseball world. S~tallings
says that Demmitt is Birmingnam's equal,
but man. baseball fans Will have to be
Every member of McGraw's baseball
squad is working hard in Dallas. The
lege. team by a score OF 5 TO l. Wilbert
Robinson commanded the Colts: Robbie
Is just as young as he used to be.
The Sunarha, onoauntarad a .,ado,, 49,
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in the opening game is a mootcd quts-
ton. In order to help the interest Of
the fans. the STAR has determined to-
allow its readers a chance. to pick the
team.
The team AS it lines up thc first in
ming Of the openine game will be used
as a basis for a decision
No employee Of the STAt ia eligible
to compete in this contest.
A season pass will be given the per-
sol who first CORRECTLY selects The team
in the first game with Toronto. T1s
pass will admit that person TO Wicdep
mayors Park durin~ the sesean for
every regularly scle1n.ed E-stera
League baseball game.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
THE BAY VIEWS, SMOKER.

The Bay View Wheelmen will hold 4
smoker at the clubhouse. in South SIKH,
street, on Thursday night. .April l. The
committee has worked hard and promises
an evenings entertainment not to BE d.
spised. Richard Stern is chairman of the
smoker committee, Fred j. Neese is secre-
Rausch, August Struening ana Eddie
Rail.
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TIPS ON SPORTS FROM EVERYWHERE |

PHILADELPHIA. Pa, March &c. NJ.
Daniels the worlds champion in the dis
lance swimming events. won the 500 yards
national swimming championship last night
in the pool of the University OF Penusyl-
vania. His time was & minutes "A 3-5 Sec
ouds. Goodwin, of the New York Ath-
letic Club. was second. Shryock. OF the
University of Pennsylvania. won the 100
yard special race in ! minute 3 20 Sec
onds. South. of the New York A. c., was
second. The game of English water polo
between the New York A. c. and the
University Of Pennsylvania ended in Il tie,
each team scoring one point.
Tomorrow afternoon A, g. Cutler. Of
Boston. will meet Harry J., Cline. of Phila-
delphia. and tomorrow nights game will
be between George Sutton. of Chicago.
and Ora G. Morningstar. CT New York, in
the international billiard tournament for
the worlds 1872 balkline championship In
Square Garden.
ST. LOUIS. Mo-. March % -Hoppe took
by a score Of 100 to 2t3 from Charles
Peterson Three blocks are yet TO be
played.
Calvin Demarest. of Chicago. and Louis
Cure. of France. played the opening match
last night in the Madison Square Concert
Hall in the worlds 1872 baik-line billiard
championship. two shots in, for the title
relinquished by W. Hoppe and SS,@9 in
cure--s. i, 3, Al, o. q. 0. %. IS. $50. 7. 80.
!, 3. 5, Q, OIL. 0. IS. t3, 4, IL. 3. Q, az, 2, Q,
/, II: total. 800; high runs. 100, 81, So
average. Is 2e-;0.
DemHresl-2, 10. 2 2S 6. q. Q. %. Il .. 20,
p, ? y. Is 2.sS. !. 2. n Q. 4, ~. I" y, 37s
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
HOOKS and JABS OF THE BOXERS

Newark Camp No. Al. Woodmen of the
World, held its second animal smoker and
entertainment last night in Achtel- Stetter's
hall.
Five boxing bouts of three ROUNDS each
Were the main events on the program. and
the most enjoyable OF the five was a
sharp set-to tween two young newsboys
who weighed IN at fe~atherweights.
The next bout to gain the plaudits of the
900 or more men present was Il spirited
three rounds between Edward Fitzgerald
and Herman Bohrmann. The other enter
tainers were the Bloomfield Quartet and
Mcdonald n Casey, buck and wing
dancers.
The committee on arrangements consist
ed OF Joseph Bailey. chairman. Arthur
Mead, John Brown. Henry Johnson. Fred
Mohring. Walter Pier and Philip Turk.
NEW YORK. March CESSATION Burke,
the Brooklyn midd!eweight fighter. won
from Jack Crwin) Sullivan, OF Boston. IN a
rough t%eif-round contest fought here before
the Marathon Athletic Club. of Brooklyn,
last night.
Burke did all the forcing. and although
was a better ring general the local
man landed the cleaner andharder punches.
Sullivan married the bout by continuous
holding, hut had he stood his ground would
undoubtedly have been worsted before the
ten rounds ended.
NEW YORK. March E.-Abe AttelI,
featherwelght champion of America and
Frankie Neil. Of California. will fight ten
rounds tonight before the Bedford A. c.. in
little men have met. Attell won tue last
fights. winning the first In twenty
rounds on points and stopping Neil in thir-
teen rounds In the second.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
STALLINGS READS RIOTACT
TOYANKEES BEFORE GAME
hard-loSine Manager Worried a Bit Over Yester-
days Defeat, Tells Newton go in and
Pitch Your Head Off to VIM"
BY JAMES M. GOULD.
MILLEDGEvILLE. Me-

MlLLEDGEV1LLE March 90. i
" HE Tigers will meet the Highlanders in diamond
conflict today for the second time. The game is
to be played i'll Macon, and the Wolverton- Nc
Ginnity tribe will remain over for another game with this
H1ntopers tonlorro ". The victory OF the Tigers yesterday
has made Stalhnss a bit worried, and it is understood that
he read the riot act to several of his men last night, 1T
there is anything that the former Newark manager does
not like it is defeat. Stallings can do more moving around
on the bench when matters arc breaking bad for his team
than any man in baseball Tom Hushess imitation of
him is not exaggerated.
All of the Tigers feel elated because of the easy VIC
tory achieved over the Highlanders yesterday in the first
important practise game Of the season. McCinnityi and
Frin worked exceedingly well for SO early in the year.
the former surprising even himself. He had no intention
of treating the highlander bunch SO unkindly. and after
giving his arm all the work that he thought was needed,
New Workers We're able to make a showing. Jack Frill
against the Hilltop er band as McGinnity. and had the big
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
AaETAs TEAM LOOKING FOR GAMES

The Aretas Of Park Presbyterian Church
are DESTROYS Of arranging Saturday and noll-
day games with. 10 to 11-year-old teams.
Address Clyde y. Marlatt, manager. 10
street.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
STAR OFFERS SEASON PASS
FOR LINEUP IN FIRSTGAME
Every Man, Woman or Child Has a Chance to
See All Local Eastern League Games by
First Naming Correctly the Tiger Team.
WIN A SEASON PASS

The person first selecting the line-up OF the Tigers as
they appear in the first inning of the opening game with
Toronto, April u, will be awarded a season pass, The
ballot will be found printed on page 2 each day,
Men, women and children are eligible. Decision will be
made according to the time the ballot is received. The first
correct answer will win the pass.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23
NEW YORK.

sPhilbln ba red for McGinnity In sixth
tMcIlveen batted for Manning In third.
fKleinow batted for Lake in ninth.
....... -. q 400 o o ~,
New York -. ~. O. Q ] q b 4 o. ~oAi
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Kid Mailing says that he will play the
best game OF his career this season. Many
people believe that Mailing would look
good ina Newark uniform.
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Kid Mailing will be the hero of the
hour on opening day. Mailing has made
and not a few OF them will be pulling for
him to break up the game.
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EASTERN LEAGUE
~s~ssDROPS ~~~~~~

Bill Clancy is booked to be purchased
by a major league club. When Clancy is
in the country. but when Bill has a
slump in batting his work falls off in
every department.
Rochester. He believes that he has been
in that city too long, and that II would
make no adherence whether he was the
most wonderful player IN the country or
a common dub. the b~leacherites would
continue to get after him.
Among the versatile players Of the
leading man TIL Buffalo player is an
excellent catcher. can Itch and plays the
infield or outfield remarkably well. AS a
to a players clique, according to all re-
ports.
Natty Mattress. admittedly one OF the
miss his friend, Billy Miliigan. this sea
son. Milligan. and Mattress were appar-
entity in league to break up. many games.
Both We're always dependable when two
hits were needed to pull the Bisons out
of a hole.
Jimmie Casey .reiterates that his Mon
treal team is the classiest club in the
claiming a %pennant, but will not say that
Jack Dunn, Joe McGinnity ct al, have
cinched.
Kid Mailing says that he viii play the
best game of his. career this season. Many
people believe that Mailing would look
good ina Newark uniform.
kid Mailing will be the hero of the
hour on opening day. Mailing has made
many friends during his stay in Newark.
and not a few OF them will be pulling for
him to break up the game.
---- 4
Jimmy Casey will haye the best team
thar ever represented Montreal in the
Casey always tells the truth.
Jimmy Lavender. the moist ball pitcher
from Holyoke, should be able to hold his
own in the Eastern League.
Francis J. Dewan. q Trenton. has been
Baseball Club. of the Eastern League.
This will be Dewan's second year of serv-
ice in the capacity OF secretary Of the
"Skceters.
all hopes Of Elmer strickiett. the spit
ball pitcher. vino is playing with the Cali
fornia outlaws, reporting have been given
up.
Newark, but is well satisfied with Buffalo.
Rnbe says that he should be a twirling
marvel this season. as he is in excellent
shape.
Tn v,s ar are ys stu a number q Eastern ae,s1
ton.
4 IL wins. Louder came from
HIIaf.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

Jimmy Casey will haye the best team
that ever represented Montreal in the
Eastern League this Year. so he says.
Casey always tells the truth.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

Jimmy Lavender. the moist ball pitcher
from Holyoks, should be able to hold his
own in the Eastern League.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

Francis j. Dewan. of Trenton. has been
reelected secretary of the Jersey City
Baseball Club. of the Eastern League.
This will be Dewan's second year of serv-
ice in the capacity of secretary OF the
"Skceters.'
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

Jimmie Casey reiterates that his Mon
treal team is the classiest club in the
Eastern League on paper. Jimmie is not
claiming a pennant, but will not say that
Jack Dunn, Joe McGinnity ct al, have
matters cinched.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

Rube. kissinger would like to play in
Newark. but Is well satisfied with Buffalo.
marvel this season. as he is in excellent
shape.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

The. Dodger squad is now complete. as
all hopes of Elmer Stricklett. the spit
ball pitcher, VINO Is playing with the Cali
fornia outlaws. reporting have been given
up.
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eaed up SO that the New Workers we're able to make a showing. Jack Frn
was Is successful against the Fnltoper band as McGinnny and had the big
l aeuerx euesIne at LII times. "
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Natty Mattress. admittedly one OF the
best shortstops in the minor leagues, will
son. Milligan and Mattress were appar-
entity in league TO break up. many games.
Both were always dependable when two
hits We're needed to pull the Bisons out
of a hole.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

There are still a number OF Eastern
League players in the Holdout Associa1
ton.
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Among the, versatile players of the
country Lew McAllister takes rank as
leading man The Buffalo player is an
excellent catcher. can Itch and plays the
infeld or outield remarkably well. AS a
manager Lew fell down. but 1t was due
ports.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-23

Loudenslager wishes to get away from
Rochester. He believes that he has been
in that city too long, and that II would
no difference whether he was the
most wonderful player in the country or
a common dub, the b~leacherites would
to get after him.
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NEwSyS TO PRACTISE.

A La wins. Louden anne fro
Toronto.-Ed.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-08-31
The Sayings of Mrs. Solomon
lBeing the Confessions of the Seven Hundreth wife)
By Maude Marie

Thou hast asked me, my daughter, what is the great human mystery?" And I say unto thee it is mans pockets. For these are seven times seven in number-and no man letteth his right-hand pocket know what his left-hand pocket containeth
 Lo! it hath been said that woman taketh twenty minutes to find her pocket, yet man .turneth out twenty pockets before he fndeth what he wanteth.
 Behold, by mans hip pocket shall ye know him; for if he be from Texas this shall contain pistol, but if he be from Kentucky it shall contain flask If from New York it shall contain the racing sheet from the latest extra or the photograph of chorus girl, but if he be from Boston it shall contain Emerson's Essays bound in calf. Yet judge not any man until thou hast searched the lower left-hand pocket of his waistcoat; for there thou shalt discover the signs of his in- iquity-even the cloves which he cheweth to deceive thee and the handkerchief of his lat est affinity
 Yea, every woman regardeth a man IS pock- cts as public valise; yet what she putteth therein she never remembereth. But a wise man cleaneth his pockets before he goeth home nights. For even Caesars wife would not have been ''above suspicion" had she found pink powder puff and a tulle veil in his pocket.
 To! consider the contents of one man. trousers pocket; for like unto the menu of the dinner of an ostrich, it encompasseth ev- erything from collar button and piece of string unto a lady's garter buckle and a rec ipe for badness.
 Yet he knoweth no more why he keepeth these things than the small boy that collect eth toads and apple cores.
 Verify, verify, how shall damsel judge of her beloved? For she that rumpleth up mans hair and musseth his shirt bosom, she that puroneth his scarfpn ani asketh his age, shall be forgiven; but she that show eth curiosity to investigate his pockets is ost.
 Yet say unto thee, no woman knoweth pockets Selah!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-08-31
Schools for Chdf ems.

 Schools for Chafems.
 Manufacturers of automobiles are alive to the importance to their industry in essening the number of accidents. This means the train ing of chauffeurs to a sense of their responsi- bility and for that purpose technical schools have been started. In New York there are two of these institutions one sponsored by the Young Mems Christian association and the other by the chartered association of automo- bile engineers. The course of instruction lasts six weeks. In that time it is possible to teach q man of good intelligence all about an automo- bile so that he may take it apart and put it to- gether, understanding perfectly the philosophy of its construction. If, at the end of six weeks he passes the examination, which is rigid, he receives a certificate or diploma certifying to his competency. The Young Mems Christian association school has in the past year gradu- ated some 800 pupils, and the other technical school almost as many Both these schools ex- pect to have large number of pupils next win ter.