Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

do without. wrl sell just as readily in Asia and Africa as here in Amer- lea. wouldn't part with the idea for S1.O0o,0000o0 in United States bonds. ali I wanted was a right hand fnan- cier. and now I've found him"
 The major closed his eyes and felt himself sailing along on a cloud of purple and gold. and nightingales with t0ngues of silver seemed to be singing
 him. Tn faraway voice ne heard she judge asking:
 Major. you have dreamed. of rourse, Every one has dreamed. At certain times you have dreamed of al
 iSutors serpeEss and roaring lions: at other times en4s have dreamed of angels, eupidS 42d. broiled lobster When you have dreamed of the one you awake in the morning unrefresh- ed and morbid; when you have dream cd of the other you awake feeling yourself iim-dandy, and you go at it and fight luck and make Sl00,c9o. Am not right. major?'
 The major bowed his head, but he couldn't speak His heart was too full My new scheme. which is my forty seventh good thing. is the corker of all I have discovered that dreams are T subtle but tangible thing. the same as ozone. After making this discovery I asked myself. Why not preserve the good dreams and dream them over again-a score. a hundred, thousand l times? After two weeks 1 hit on the way, to do it-simple as A B c. l connect copper wire from the brain to storage battery If the dream is good store it up: if it Is bad let ii ooze away next day Ore good dream warranted to last year at least. Then you dream something else for 2 lchange. Have tried il ou rayseif and dreamed of angels y.,.,.... 7 :,o,d .ccG- and rich widows wanting to ilGrrTT me. Al perfected and iu working CT, der. major. and ycster!a l organ ized the Great Wort Wi; ;e Pleasant Dream company. Shlres to he sold ai not less than par: Gi"!G"EGs viii start | at 100 per cent. Gcod dreams waG sel all oyer the world. Machines can i;o made for S3 and sell ut Si0. One bat l terJ answers for whole family and will 'ast life time. Major CTnfOot. do you tumble:"
 The major did The perspiration was rolling of him from IO.Oa0 pores. and he felt that he must socn tumble of his chair
 Duties as Vice President.
 "As vice president" continued the judge, your duties will be extremely light. We shall want to send out a dream with every battery as a sendoff. It will be for you to dream that dream. They must be varied accord. l ing to locality and sex For instance, we cannot expect that the same dream l will do for an African chief and a New England old maid. We shall ask nothing of you but to dream. You can do it. major, and you may consider your fortune made. Would you like aD advance of S25,0O0 on your salaryT'
 The poor major swallowed and gulp ed. but could not even nod his head.
 Well. you can answer when come | in tomorrow. Meanwhile seiect youx bank and order your auto and yots new clothes. We'll look for offices to- morrow and also see an architect about a ten story building of our own Might i get you a diamond for your tie, as we want everybody around us to look i prosperous. If you prefer horses to 1 autos then get horses. I think this is | all. Ta-ta.'
 The major couldn't bow him out. He sat there for ten minutes and thought
 it over. and then it came to him that
 the judge was the same sort of pro
 moter he was and had used the same
 soft soap and bcguiIins ways. and he | laid his head down on the desk and
 wept. He had been taken for skate 1 S.i6 be wasn't even consoied by know ] ing that his cents still remained i1
 his pocket