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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
WHEN NOT TO TALK
THERE ARE MOMENTS WHEN 81
LENcE is GOLDEN.
Advice Given Newly Welded May Be
Taken to Heart BY Those Who
Have Been Longer In This
Vale Of Tears.

"Now that she Is all mine" said the
young husband fondly, Il shall try to
keep her perfectly heopy." A moment
later tho gIrl-brids slipped into my
hand the finger that bore the wedding
ring and whispered with beaming
eyes: I'm going to try so hard to
be a goud wife to himi"
I twisted that band of dull gold
about her finger as | said. half fear
fully: &c! know something that will
help you lot"
WHAT" She was eager.
Learn when not to talk"
She objected. 20, but Roger and /
have promised each other that we
shall always talk things over. always
talk them out"
"All right" said, but don't do 1t
when you are frying beefsteak."
Just then Roger himself sauntered
our way. There will never be any
misunderstanding between US, for we
shall start by talking everything
over"
Not while you are trying to shave"
| said.
They both laughed Beefsteaks and
shaving had no place in their rose
colored future. but such homeiy things
have more to do with welded bliss
than most OF us like to admit Many
unkind words. In fact many divorces.
find their beginnings in just such low
ly sources.
And-think of it-why not? There
she Is, the bride. Steaming over q
hot stove. her front hair in strings
her shirtwaist flecked with flying fat
and her fingers blistered The hot
blood Is almost bursting through her
face and she feels the perspiration
streaming down her spine.
Then something he says irritates
her. Can anyone blame her for
wanting to ease ner mind by having
a quarrel?
II man happens to pass through
the kitchen during the beefsteak or
deal let him tread lightly and with
his tongue held well between his
teeth, ard let the wise wife refrain
from-remarks.
So with a man when he Is shaving.
He has all he can do to keep from cut
ting his throat. Shaving is an inter
esting operation; any woman can un-
derstand that II she is observing, 1t
takes a mans whole attention. He
doesn't like to discuss the theater nor
the grocer's bills.
Then. too, II the razor should slip!
1t is vastly safer for the wife to re-
frain from asking questions. II she
values his happiness and hers she
will maintain dignified, sympathetic
silence until he is shaved. washed,
dressed and-has had time to heal.
Learn not to talk at certain times.
Just keep still, everybody, when things
seem to be going wrong II there is
ything that must be said, say 1t aft.
erward, when the house cool and
quiet.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
HIS SYMPATHY OUT OF PLACE.
Good Reason Why Authors CondoI.
ences Were Not Well Received.

At a meeting of the French acade-
my short time ago the "Immortals"
had assembled and were conversing
informally on the subject of the elec-
tlon Of new member when we'll
known writer entered the room. He
greeted his colleagues. who smiled
broadly upon him. Presently the
smiles became laughter and 1t dawned
upon the writer that something about
him was the cause OF the hilarity.
Good-natured explanations followed
and then, stroking his left cheek, the
late arrival said; Il fancy you are
right | had not finished shaving when
l thought of the election here to-day
and rushed away. with the work un-
done" Don't worry" said one of his
friends, remember Pasteur, who con.
doled with woman who had just lost
her husband and thinking for the mo.
ment that 1t was the son who died.
said: You are the more to be pltied
because he was your only one"
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
GOLF TRACED TO MOSES DAY.
Scotchman Tells Of Famous Game at
the Rcd Sea Crossing.


That the game Of golf is OF more an
cient origin than generally supposed
was made clear recently to the mem
bers of the Arsdale Golf club, who as
sembled In English's hall. East Or
ange, n. j.. for their annual dinner.
says the New York World. President
Angus Sinclair whose name Is evi-
dence enough that he came from the
land where golf is next to religion In
the hearts OF the people, was the man
to lay the history OF the game before
his hearers.
"a few days after the Israelltes
finished their toilsome tramp over the
rocky bed of the Red sea-" said Mr..
Sinclair, Moses and Aaron went out
for friendly game OF golf on the
sand bunkers along the seashore.
"A fishermans house happened to
obtrude itself between Moses and the
first green. The great law giyer was
not ratified however. He grnsped his
mashie with firm hold, sending the
ball over the house directly into the
hole. Then Aaron turned In wrath
and exclaimed: Look here. Moses,
gowf is govt, and didna COON out tae
sac malr O. your miracles. Caddie,
COON ava hahn; We Gamma stand that
kind O. ply
THAT historical incident proves
that Aaron doubted the skill OF his
famous brother. a sentiment that finds
no place among the members of the
Arsdale Golf club respecting the skill
OF tier fellow members"
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19

ing macaroni long enough. Many au-
rhorItics wiz tell you that 20 minutes
Is long enough, but IN hour Is far bet
ter. Here are a few suggestions Tor
macaroni dishes, so acceptable at this
season Of the year:
italian macaroni-Boil enough mac
aroni for the family for about an hour,
and when cooked drain 1t off Into an
other saucepan and pour over 1t hair
a cup of melted butter. In another
saucepan stew a can Of tomatoes un-
I'll done. strain through fine sieve
and thicken with a tablespoon OF
Drowned butter and flour. Season with
salt and red pepper TO taste. Put the
macaroni in deep dish and pour the
thickened tomatoes over 1t, then cover
the top OF the dish with grated cheese
serve at once.
Macaroni with cheese-Break into
short lengths macaron! enough to I'LL
a large coffee cup and dash into pot
OF boiling water which is we'll salted.
Cook until tender and stir often at
fret to keep from sticking to the bot
tOI0 VI tuo put w hch S|O"SNb N''"
of all the liquor, put the macaron'
into a porcelain kettle and add one
cup OF either beef or chicken stock
and one cup Of tomatoes which have
been rubbed through colander. Let
this simmer for 20 minutes. or until
the liquor Is we'll absorbed. Add to 1t
half a cup OF grated cheese. one table
spoon OF butter. salt and red pepper
to taste and serve hot
Macaroni croquettes-This is good
way Of using up leftover macaroni:
Take about two cups Of the cooked
macaroni and chop 1t quite fine, and II
1t is not soft enough add little white
sauce to 1t. Heat 1t In a saucepan over
q slow fire, season highly with salt
and red pepper and add a little grated
cheese to It. Take out and shape into
long croquettes, roll them first In
bread crumbs-not cracker dust-then
In the beaten yolk OF an egg. then In
the bread crumbs once more. Let
them dry for few moments and fry
in deep fat Serve on platter with
drawn butter and sprinkle powdered
cheese over it. Parmesan cheese is
best. but English cheese will answer
the purpose.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
NEW WAY TO COOK OYSTERS.
Make a Most psIatable Luncheon Dish
When "Oevlled."

Take some little cups. line them
with puff paste cut out In rounds about
oneeighth of an inch thick, but a
piece OF buttered paper inside and fill
up with rice and bake fo- about 15
minutes, then remove the paper and
rice, take the cases from the molds,
and place little piece Of fresh butter
In each and a raw oyster that Is
thickly masked over with the mixture
as below or the butter, sprinkle over
the top a few Drowned breadcrumbs,
and then put into the oven on a bak-
ing tin for about eight to ten min
utesi dish up on a dish-paper while
hot. Serve for a savory or for a Sec
ond course dish
For seasoning a dozen oysters chop
up four washed and boned anchoyies.
mix them with tiny dust of paprika
saltspoonful of French mustard and
the same Of English mustard, des-
sertspoonful OF chopped chutney, two
hard-boiled yolks Of eggs that havo
been rubbed through the sieve, mix
up with the liquor from the oysters
that has been reduced to about a
tablespoonful, and use.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Good Boy, Naughty Servant.

She had become engaged for the
first time on the previous evening, and
loves young dream wrapped Itself
around her soul with the thickness OF
an eiderdown quilt, But she was bash.
iul, and blushed and started like a
trembling fawn whenever the name of
her lover was mentioned.
AT last her little bother spoke.
Il wanted so much to peep through
the keyhole last night while you were
In the parlor with Mr.. FlipAop."
But like good little boy you
didn't. die you?"
No; the servant got there 6rStV-
Home Chat.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
PAPA IN HIS soyHooD DAYS.
Not tho Paragon Of Virtue He Would
Like Sons to Be.

There Is a dear old lady In uptown
home who doesn't take much stock In
new.fangled surgery. More especial
ly she shifts at the theory that way
ward boys can be cured OF their bad
incllnations by having their brains
nicked with knife.
The other day her grandson came
to her.
Grandma" he said, was papa
pretty naughty boy when he was as
old as we?"
I'm sorry to say he was. George.
He headed all the michief for miles
around"
Now, mother" demonstrated
Georges father. 1T wasn't quite as
bad as that"
you know it was. James" retorted
the old lady. And won't have you
holding yourself up as model for
your boys"
Say, grandma" George interrupt
ed, do you think 1t would have done
papa any good II the doctor had cut
into his head like mamma was read
Ing about?"
The old lady laughed.
In the first place. they couldn't
have caught him." she said. "And In
the next place they would have had to
cut on his head to do him any good"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19

NOTICE OF Whereas,
by an act of the Legislature of the
State Of Utah. approved March IL,
1909, provision was made for the hold.
Ing of an election throughout the
State. on the Tuesday following the
first Monday In June, 1909. TO deter
mine the question of whether or not
one mill tax shall be levied upon all
taxable property within this State.
said one mill to be a rate in excess
OF the rate Of taxation otherwise fix
ed or limited for all other purposes,
said levy to continue during a period
or fifteen successive years, and the
purpose thereof TO be to raise funds
with which TO construct and furnish
a State Capitol for the State OF Utah.
to be located on the Capitol Grounds
Salt Lake City, and, Whereas, the said
Act provides that notice of the cleo
ton therein provided for shall be
given at least twenty days prior to
the date Of election. by publishing a
notice signed by the Governor and
Secretary OF State. Now Therefore In
accordance with the provisions OF the
Act above referred TO, notice Is here
by given that an election VIII be held
throughout the state on Tuesday June
Sth, A D., 1909. at which election
there shall be submitted 10 such quail
flied voters of the State as, In the
year next preceding such election,
shall have paid q property tax assess.
ed TO them within the State, the
question Shall the tax rate in the
State of Utah be increased one mill
on each dollar of valuation on all tax
able property within the State, over
and above the rate fixed or limited for
all other purposes, for period of flf-
teen years from and including the
year 1909. the said one mill on each
dollar being for the purpose of con.
structlng and furnishing q State Capt.
tol?" In Testimony Whereof, we have
hereunto set our hands and affixed the
Great Seal OF the State of Utah. Done
at Salt Lake City. this sixth day OF
May. A, D. 1909. (Signed) WILLIAM
SPRY. Governor. c. S. TINGEY, Sec
retnry of State (Great Seal of the
State of Utahl.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
euryIne Cables IN River Bed.

IL seems odd that telegraph and
telephone companies should be forced
TO bury their cables In the bed of a
large river, yet this became necessary
IN places along the Ohio during the
recent drought. The river was so low
that boys could and did play ball in
the very channel bed, and tho expo
sure left the telephone cables entirely
unprotected. To avoid a repetition
OF the incident. therefore. the CON-
panies have dug trenches In the river
bed, In which the cables have been
securely oovered-Marlne Journal.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
FOR ROAST SUCKING PIG.
Dish Well Repays Time Needed In
Its Preparation.

Prepare a stuffing for the pig as fol
lows: Cut IL thin slices Of well-but-
tered bread. sprinkle each slice with
very flnely-chopped sage leaves, sea-
son with paprika and salt, and place
the slices one on the top OF the other,
and cut them across into four parts,
then put them inside the pig. and on
the top OF the slices place layer Of
sausage, then fasten by means OF a
trussing needle and string; then
brush the pig all over with salad oil
and truss 1t up. wrap II In a double
fold Of brown paper that has been
well oiled or stepped In warm butter.
tie 1t up. and put it to roast for two
and a half to three hours, according
to the size OF the pig. care being
taken to keep 1t thoroughly basted
while cooking.
About half an hour before the cook
ing is complete remove the paper and
brush the pig all over with thick
cream. and return IL to the fire to get
a nice deep golden color, and to get
crisp; then cut off the head and split
the back, lay the two halves OF the
pig on the dish with the head at the
top,
Serve with brown sauce and apple
sauce in sauceboats, and hot currants
on napkin. The pig must be served
very lot.
Wash the currants. dry them. and
put them on tin In the oven for
about ten minutes. then dish up and
use.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Fish Turbout.

Take a small whitefsh and put IN
boiling water, TO which has been add.
ed one tablespoonful of salt and a very
little vinegar. Let this simmer half
hour. Take out the fish and let 1t re-
main until perfectly cold. Then pick
1t into small pieces. putting them into
a well-buttered dish. Take pint Of
milk, bring 1t to boiling heat, add half
cup OF melted butter with a table
spoonful Of -four beaten in; squeeze
In the juice of small onion. with salt
over the fish. A cup of sweet cream
will improve 1t, Stir up well. adding q
few crumbs of bread; put three or
four pieces OF butter on top and bake
In slow oven Is minutes.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Malta's Pest Is Muskrat.

Malta's Objectionable pest Is the
common muskrat. He intrudes into
every house. and everything he
touches Is impregnated with the odor
from which he derives his name. If he
enters a larder he Is more destruc-
tive than a dozen cats. In a wine cell
lar he is worse than n dishonest but
Ter. From pure wantonness he taints
and renders uneatable everything with
In his reach. He viii ruin dozens Of
bottles of beer by merely running over
them, so powerful and at the same
time so penetrating is his offensive
odor. This Maltese muskrat is
squeaking little animal, who adds to
his evil ways by disturbing the reposo
OF the victims OF his deprcdations.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
STORIES TOLD IN VENEZUELA.
Gossip OF South American City Is
Raey In the Extreme.

An American, who knows Venezue-
la pretty we'll. observes in an article
In the Atlantic that he wishes that he
could retail some of the stories Of
Venezuelan life heard In the restau-
rant La India-of the prominent off,
cial (perhaps still alive) who loaded
his loot In coin on launch which
he filed to the gunwales. and drove
her across the ocean sea to refuge
in Curacao, of the melancholy sue
cession OF American ministers who
disgraced as In Caracas In the days
when tho spoils system was at its
worst: X. who drank from finger
bowls and kept his neighborhood moist
with tobacco Juice; Y. who suffered
from the delirium tremens; q. whose
wife, at dinner parties. used her nap
kin for a handkerchief. Put Cara
cas- gossip requires book Tor ITSELF"
he says.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Marrow on Toast.

Split a large marrowbone, remove
and blanch the marrow and pound 1t
with four hard-boiled yolks OF eggs.
add tablespoonful Of finely chopped
parsley, a pinch OF chopped bayleaf
and thyme. little paprika and salt.
and when we'll mixed and quite
smooth spread It on some small rounds
or squares OF toast about an inch
thick, or on fried coutons. In the GEN.
ter OF which little wells about a quar-
ter of nn inch deep have been made.
sprinkle few Drowned breadcrumbs
on the top, place them In a piece OF
paper on a baking TIN. cover them
with a similar piece Of paper and
put them in quick oven for ten to
twelve minutes; dish them up, sprinkle
them with little chopped parsley,
and serve very hot. The marrow will
he sufficient for about eight croutes.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
German Government Lotterles.


In an article on the lotteries the Ber-
liner Tageblatt says there are three
ways by which wealth is acQuired-by
work, which is long and tedious; by
dishonesty, which is a precarious pro-
ceeding. and by gambling. The num-
Der of persons who prefer the last.
named method, says the writer, Is
large in the German realm, for there
the great lotteries thrive the best
There are seven of these under the
management of .he government
and they distribute s160,000.000 in
prizes. The anxiety to secure a
part of this amount has destroyed
the happiness of thousands of
households and has diverted thousands
Of good men from honest industry and
thrift to idlehess and poverty. In the
seven lotteries there are about $4,000
winners year, but of these only about
$50 receive prizes Of more than 1000
marks each
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Apple Butter.

To peck Of tart apples allow five
gallons sweet cider. boiled to about
half the original quantity, pare, core
and quarter the apples and cut again
crosswlse, add two pounds brown
sugar and stir and mash as they cook
to prevent scorching, which the butter
does very easily. as it sticks to the
sides Of the kettle. A sort OF paddle
made of hardwood Is the best thing for
the purpose; cook until thick as mar
malade. or until the cider and apples
will not separate, but stick together In
mass IL you wish the butter" TO
have spicy flavor, add a teaspoonful
each of cinnamon, allspice and grated
nutmeg for each gallon of the sauce,
put In when the butter is nearly done.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
II May Have Been True.

Slips Of the tongue are TO be put
down TO bad luck as much, perhaps, as
to poor elocution. A young man who
was recently canvassing for subscrip-
tions missed fire on word. and as a
result was out one commission. He
stood in the front hall, explaining to
the lady OF the house the merits OF the
paper he was urging her upon her.
The circulation Is enormous" he
seld Every week this periodical
reaches something like three million
f1replaccs."
The ~oman looked at him keenly.
II don't doubt but what you meant FIRE.
sides" she said. But I guess / won't
take 1t today. thank you."-Youth's
Companion.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Splendid.

That's fine looking maid you fsave
now, dear"
Yes. she's darling. and she came
to me highly recommended"
knows all about the latest styles Of
maiding, l suppose?"
"Oh. so far as knowing the duties
OF maid goes. l don't suppose she
knows a thing
But she came highly recommended,
you said?"
Yes. she broke the Jaw of the last
man who tried to kiss her."-Houston
Post.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
Women Travellers of To-Day.

Harriet Chalmers Adams has trav-
ejed 10000 miles through South Afri-
ca and has original biograph pictures
of the canal work on the Isthmus OF
Panama that are said to be very fine.
Quite a number Of women have made
records recently with long.distance
travel, and manage about as we'll as
men In seeing the country.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19

WateI tndt 10 bo"o
ION the jump" and
highly seasoned. 9th
erwise 1t will develop
into a tasteless mass
OF soggy dough. An
other mistake that
many cooks are apt
to make is not cook
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
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enlarged gianos OF tne noi.
affections
soIeS inherited
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oulous saps
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physical
Tbopd handicapped by Ill health and unteo
joints oeveiopeo
ysa in early this It would so~
tan nourisned
Their systems into strong S Hos
remedy for IL
trouble and the tS natb or
diseased piooo WIN
and qusit and under the purifying en d S ns
as Sofula CONTAINS no
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10E oW&S@ STSSAS~S SS's --~' -
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
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provo Its worth send this ad With loo in stamp,
or silver and wo Will mail you largo froe
sample. 2SOWLTON DANDERINE co,
Chicago. Ill
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19
TO COOK MACARONI
SHOULD BE AT LEAST AN Hoea
ON THE FIRE.
Also Must Be Put Into Water Ex-
actIy at Proper Temperature
Suggestions for Prepara-
ton Of Dishes.

In order to make macaroni at all
paJatable II should always be put into
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-05-19

WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULTS $
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-03-27
KNOCKS FOOT BALL
President Eliot Says Game Is Unfit
For College Uses.

Cambridge, Mass, March ~
There was some appreciate improve
ment in harvard athletics during the
year 19O7-OS, according to the annual
report of President Charles w. Eliot,
but he finds that the amount of time
devoted daily to baseball and football
by the players of these games is al
ready too great. Toward diminish
ing these sexaggerations little prog
ress, if any, was made during the sea
son" says the report.
Although the game of football has
been made more open and interesting
by the new rules, and some of the
former foul play has been prevented
by the neutral strip and other de-
vices, the game still remains unfit for
college use" says President Eliot,
''and affords a demoralizing spectacle
for the immense crowds which gath
er to witness the chief games, and
still provides on great scale the OPP
portunity for that variety of gambling
called betting"