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lauuhter a Series Of Banks.

Laughing is barking, say the sci
entists. The neck and head are
thrown back while a series of short
barks are emitted from the throat.
However musical the barks may be,
they are banks. The laugh begins
with a sudden and violent contraction
of the muscles of the chest and alb
domen. But instead of opening to let
the air pass out of the lungs, the vocal
cords approach each other and hold It
back. But they are not strong enough
to exercise such opposition for more
than an instant, and the air, which IL
under pressure. promptly escapes. AZ
II does so II makes the vocal cords VI
brate producing the bark.
This obstruction and liberation OF
the air expelled from the lungs repeats
itself again and again at intervals of a
quarter OF a second. There are thus
In a hearty laugh four banks second
and II continued, they go on at that
rate rs long as the air reserve in the
lungs holds out. The empty lungs
must then fill themselves, and this In
terval is marked by "A quick gasp for
breath, after which the banks are re-.
newed. The barks occur In series
with gasps for breath at intervals
When laughter is violent, the entire
body participates. The upper part Of
the trunk bends and straightens itself
alternately or sways to right and left
| The feet stamp on the floor, while the
hands are pressed upon the loins to
moderate the painful spasm.
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Violent Deaths at Omaha.

Omaha. Ncb.--Two violent deaths
was the Omaha record Sunday. Henry
Oelrich was crossing the railroad
tracks under the Eleventh street via.
duct and was struck by switch en-
CINE and instantly killed. According
to the story of the crew. he stepped
onto the track when the engine was
but four feet from him. They saw him
and the machine was reversed. but
it was impossible to stop until after
the wheels passed over him.
Bud Patterson was swimming In the
river at the foot Of Capitol avenue.
He got out into the current, ana was
swept away, drowning In sight of a
number of friends. The body has not
been recovered
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Seek Liuht on WATERWAYS.

Washington.-Seve OF the twelve
members OF the national waterways
commission, a commission authorized
by congress to investigate not only the
waterways Of Europe and Canada, but
the waterways Of the United States,
for the purpose of making recommen'
dations for the improvement of the
rivers. harbors and canals of our own
country, will sail Tuesday morning on
the North German Lloyd liner Kron
Prinzessen Cecilie on "A ten weeks in
vestigation ana examination of the
waterways of Europs.
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HOSTS OF GRAND ARMY OF THE
REPUBLIC in GREAT PARADE
Spectacular ReUieuU Is Climax of the
Forty-third National Encampnent,
in Salt Lake City, Veterans Are
Warmly Received and Well Cared
For in Utah's Capital.

Salt Lake City, Aug l1--To.day
was the climax of the forty-third ma.
tonal encampmont OF the Grand
Army of the Republic, the day on
which the men who nearly half cen.
tury aso fought to preserve the union
once again fell into line. answered
the roll.call. and marched bravely.
though often with faltering steps. to
the music of the fife and drum
Never in all the years of its exist.
ence has the Grand Army had ma.
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Turned Switch Wrona Way.

Memphis, Tenn.-Carelessness or
nervousness on the part of Arthur
Bell, a negro porter. caused him TO
give the switch the wrong throw at
Galloway, Tenn. twenty-eight miles
east OF this city Sunday afternoon, and
southbound passenger train No. l03 on
the Louisville * Nashville railroad
crashed into northbound passenger
train no 1O2, standing on a siding.
Joe Lewis OF Memphis, engineer on
the southbound train, met instant
death Fireman John Lewis. a nephew
of the dead engineer. was so madly
crushed that he will probably die.
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Head On. Only.

Any remark which might possibly
be construed into unfayorable criti.
cism of his old master or any OF his
belongings is instantly resented by
Pomp. an old southern negro. A
young granddaughter from up norf"
was looking over the family portraits
and commenting freely. while Pomp
stood, sable image. at her side.
Il don't think much of that horses
tail" said the girl nodding her head
toward a portrait OF her spirited an.
cestor seated on the horse which car.
ried him through the civil war 1T
looks rather moth.catcn to me-"
"Dey wasn't nobody from de MORT
cher saw dat boss tail In wah times"
answered Pomp. his voice charged
with Indignation, Youths Compan.
ion.
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guests The parading bodies all
passed in review, saluting those in
the stand. and at once disbanded. All
the bands AS they arrived here were
maSsed close to the stand and as the
elimination of the parade. 1000 school
children marched by. the united bands
playing and the children singing "On.
ward. Christian Soldiers"
The great review was cXcellcntly
managed in every way. All along the
line of march were scattered ambu.
lances, trained nurses and numerous
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The Way He Did II.

Jenkins--Well, sir, gave 1t TO that
man straight can tell you. He il
twice as big as | am, too but told
him exactly what | thought of his ras-
cally conduct right to his face, and l
called him all the names in the die.
tionary, and lot of others as well.
Studds-And didn't he try to hit
you, jenkins?
Jenkins-No, sir, he didn't. And
when he tried to answer back | just
hung up the telephone receiver and
walked away.
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committees on public comfort and prl.
waite accommodations. and ut the "a
information bureaus ut the various
railway stations and convenient places
about the city. During the entire time
of the cnCamrmont these committees
have had the services of 300 high
school cadets. whose duties have been
to render every possible assistance tC
the visitors
The decoration Of the city has been
on Il lavish scale Every prominent
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Youna Girl Kills Herself.

Des Moincs, Ia.--Following quarrel
between her father and mother at
Harvey. Helen MattoX, iifteen-year-
old girl, committed suicide In n spec
tacular manner. The girl locked her
self in the bedroom and arraying her
self in white, knelt down in front Of
n mirror and pulled the trigger Of a
rife. The bullet penetrated her
heart. She was found by her step.
father, w. A. Montgomery, who Is
accused OF having abused his wife so
much that she walked ten miles 10
Knoxville.
when told of her daughters suicide
she became maniac, attempting to
kill herself with razor The family
Is prominent
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WORKING for Next MEETING.

ST. Joseph, Mo.--Neary 800 dele.
gates to the fifty-fifth annual conven.
tion OF the international typographical
union, which opens here Monday had
registered Sunday, and indications are
that the attendance will be greater
than at any previously held. Minneap-
oils appears to have shade the best
of 1t in the contest for the next con.
vention Its rivals are Salt Lake city
and Atlanta, Ga. Each of these cities
have large delegations of boosters
here
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Smythe, commander OF the depart.
mcnt of Utah. all of whom told in elo-
qucnt words how proud they were
To welcome to the state and city the
Grand Army and their friends.
Mr.. King then introduced Command
er.in'Chief Nevius, who was received
with wild cheering and the waving
OF hats and handkerchiefs. As soon
as the tumult had subsidized, Command.
or Nevius delivered graceful re.
sponsc to the welcoming speeches
and took the chair
The Allied Organizations.
Then came the turn of the allied or.
CARNATIONS, and greetings to the vet
Grams were uttered by President Gene
We've Hagar Longfeld Lane of the La.
lies of the q. A. r., President Mary r..
iilman of the Woman's Relief Corps,
President Clara T.. Hoover of the
daughters of Veterans, COMMANDMENT.
CHIEF Edgar Allen of the Sons of Vet
Grams, and President Rcbecca Smith
Of the Army Nurses. The speechmak.
ing was varied by the playing of pa
triotic airs by band.
The exercises were brought to a
close by the presentation of a hand.
some testimonial to Charles G. Bur.
ton, past commander.in.chief of the
Grand Army.
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Plunaes Over High CIiff.

Turner's Falls Mass.-George Van
Dyke of Lancaster, y. H., one of the
best known lumbermen in New Eng
land, and his chauffeur, Frederick Is.
Hodgdon, were fatally injured when
an automobile in which they We're rid.
ing plunged over seyenty-foot cliff In
the Connecticut river at Riverside, op.
posite here Sunday. Both died of their
injuries.
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Praises American Woman.

Alfred East says that American
women, like American machines. need
but little man power The American
woman. he says, is the most chum.
mable woman in the world, therefore
she Is the most charming Our excel.
lent educational system. he thinks. is
responsible for the fact that American
women are such good fellows"
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Strike Danger Has Passed.

Chicago-Accordlng to present fig
ures there will be no strike Of the
street car employees of Chicago, and an
amicable settlement is likely to be
an offer Of wage increase, based on
the length OF service of employees will
be made by President Thomas +. Nit.
ten to the Chicago city railway com.
pany, in the negotiations which will
be resumed Monday
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and could not work. Doans Kidney
Pills removed all the trouble and re.
stored my health and strength"
Remember the name--Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents a box. Eos.
ter.Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
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The Retort Unkind.

Gerald--A gentleman is defined as
one who never gives pain.
Geraldine-Then you're no gentle.
man; you give me pain every time
you call.
If thy friend is honey do not lick
him up altogether.
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Doan's Kidney Pills.
II. Mayne. Market
St. Paris, Tenn,
says: Weak kid.
neys made my back
stiff and lame. The
urine was cloudy and
irregular and | had to
get up many times
at night. / lost en-
ergy, became weak
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Couldn't Blame the Boy.

Young man." said the stern parent
when was your age had to work
for living"
We'll, sir" answered the frivolous.
ly inclined youth I'm not to blame
for that. have always disapproved
of my grandfathers attitude in the
matter"
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the city and Is the highest point OF the
Wasatch mountains. rising 1900 feet
higher than Temple square. The ny.
rotechnic display is mighty feature
of the eDcampment week.
Salt Lake City has thrown open her
arms to the old soldiers, and never
has the Grand Army been more en-
Enthusiastically received or more gener.
ously entertained than at this en-
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AN EASY WAY.
How to Cure Kidney Troubles Easily
and Quickly.

1t Is needless to suffer the tortures
OF an aching back, the misery of back.
aches, rheumatic pains. urinary disor.
ders, or risk the danger of diabetes or
Brights disease. The cure is easy.
Treat the cause.-the kidnevs--with
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other attendants 10 care for any OF the
veterans who might be overcome by
fatigue and for spectators who suf-
fered in the crush on the sidewalks.
Fortunately. their services were sci.
dom needed.
Fireworks on a Mountain.
all turned out again this evening and
witnessed the magnificent display of
fireworks on the top of Ensign peak
This peak lies Immediately north of
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True to Life.

Teacher 49, Johnnie, do you know
what blotter is?
Johnnie-Yessum It's de ting wot
youse hunts fer while de ink gets dry.
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commardcr.in.Chief Nevius.

building has been deliberately drapcd
with bunting. handsome arches span
the streets. aud there Is scarcely a
residence in the city that does not dis.
play AT least Il flag
Henry VI. Ncyius, the commandment.
chief, arrived here Saturday with his
stan and inspected the arrangements.
On Sunday the city's guests began ar.
irving by the thousand and on Mon.
day they came III SO fast that the com
mittcc had to work like sailors to get
them all housed in such manner as
to avoid congestion in any part OF the
al
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Big Greetings" Meeting.

Monday evening came the first pub
lie event ON the program-a great
campfire IN the assembly hall In the
Temple grounds All that night and
throughout Tuesday the stream of ar
rivals continued. but by Tuesday
evening practically all the visitors had
been received and distributed. That
night the greatest function of the en-
campment took place. This was the
Greetings meeting in the Mormon
Tabernacle. The immense building
easily seats 10000 persons. and 1t was
filed to its capacity.
Col. Frank NJ. Starrett. the execu-
tive director OF the encampment,
called the vast asscmblage to order
and introduced William II. King OF
Salt Lake City, who acted as tenn
porary chairman. He made IA brief
address and was followed by Gov.
William Spry of Utah. Mayor John :.
| Bradford of Salt Lake City. and l.. ii.
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10000 PEACHES ARE
PROMISED FOR
PEACH DAY

Twenty thousand peaches
sounds like "a goodly number, don't
it?
Well. that is just the number OF
peaches that were contracted for yes
terday by the fair board to feed the
hungry on Peach day.
Mind. that number is simply pre-
liminary. If there is necessity for
more, the fair board has arranged
that 1t can add many more thousands
to that number.
These peaches are select Elbertas.
They are now in cold storage. and
are as fine a lot of peaches as have
ever been offered to visitors on any
Peach day.
With 10000 peaches to start with.
the public generally may feel assured
that every visitor who comes to this
city on Peach day will find all that
lucious fruit to eat that he wants.
And. by the way, Just as The Sem
tinel said, when IL proposed to the
fair board several months ago thai
we celebrate another Peach day
event, there is already more talk
about Grand functions Peach day
and fair than there has been for
many long day From all along the
line of the Rio Grande road the fair
board is receiving communications
from people intending TO be present
upon that occasion, and we may
count on the largest number of Wis
ltors from other places that has at
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ARE ASKED TO
GIVE THEM $500

Last night committee represent-
ing the football squad of the High
School Athletic association met with
the Chamber of Commerce to ask
that body TO use their influence with
the board of education of the public
schools to appropriate $500 for a
football coach for the coming season.
The Chamber of Commerce did not
take any formal action of the petition
but individually and Informally en-
dorsed the proposition. The Young
men claim that this branch of school
lief has always been neglected by the
school board. Teachers of music.
sewing, penmanship, etc, have been
employed but never has the position
of athletic director or football coach
been supplied by salaried official
paid and hired by the board of educa-
tion.
As an advertising feature the
Chamber of Commerce stated that il
was an admirable idea but decided
that il was somewhat out of their
Jurisdiction TO ask the school board
TO appropriate to further the interests
of their own control. as it was con-
ceded that the educational board had
better knowledge of their needs for
the same and of the condition of their
finances than another body not inti-
mately acquainted with the situation.
They agreed. however. to see what
could be done about 1t and help get
good football team and to aid in
any way possible. IL is thought very
likely that the board will appropriate
something, however. If not the entire
amount. At the best $500 is not
more than would be needed.
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l.. b. Kane is visitor to the city
today from Salt Lake. He is en- route
east.
Mrs. Walter Primrose's little
daughter, Charlotte, is quite sick at
their home. Ninth and Main
Kingsley Price, son of Postmaster
and Mrs, Edwin Price, is spending
the day at Whitewater, visiting with
friends and relatives.
Dent Ella, son of Mr.. and Mrs. w.
p. Ella. left this afternoon for Colo
RADIO College. Colorado Springs, Colo,
to resume his studies in that institu-,
tion.
Let us clear ana press your cloth
ing. Telephone black 66z. We call
for and deliver. 1875 South Fifth-st.
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Mr.. and Mrs b. ]. Neff leave today
for Canon City, Pueblo and Denver
for ten day trip.
H. NJ. Shaw and wife of Winterset.
Iowa, are spending a few days in this
city visiting with friends.
Miss Wilma Towney leaves next
week for Tin Cup, Colo. to teach in
one of the Gunnison county schools.
The trains today were marked up
as follows: No. 105, 8 hours 30 min
utes late, to arrive at 12:15 p. m (:
No, 1913 hours late. to arrive at
i:45 p. m. No. 3, hour 20 minutes
late. TO arrive at l2:15 p. m. No. l )
on time, to leave at 3 p. m.
A mother poodle and four hand
some silk-haired puppies owned by
j. S. Reudy of Fruita are on display
today in the windows of the Cassels
Grocery Co. They are French silk
poodles
School has opened and of course
you are looking for the best school
shoe that money will buy for that
Boy, that Girl. Mcconnell & Lowe
have them. They have made a spe-
cialty of school shoes for this season.
Mr.. Lowe spent two months visiting
eastern factories and selecting the
very best shoes that money could
buy. They now have them. better
in value, stronger in quality. more
attractive in style than ever before.
Solid oak leather soles, good weight
and substantial uppers.-they are
built TO wear. A beautiful school
outfit worth 25c given with every
pair of school shoes Mcconnell &
Lowe, the Shoe Men
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MEETING HELD
!. =. LAST. night

: There was meeting last
: night of the members of the
!! baseball team and a number of
: other interested parties in the .
success of the club, held at The .
: Sentinel Office.
The purpose of the meeting .
, was to secure. if possible, a
game or series of games with
: the Fort Collins team during :
Fair week. and to take care OF .
: any other matters that might
: come before the meeting for :
; the welfare of the club.
: Fort Collins was called up .
: during the evening and engotia- .
; tions entered into to secure the
; series of games proposed. No :
: thing positive was ascertained :
from Fort Collins. although they .
: stated that they were anxious :
. to play Grand Junction another .
series
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tended the fair in long period of
time.
Just get up all the latent enthusi-
asm that you have in your makeup
and boost with all your might to
make each day replica of th9t old
time event when the whole country
was aroused to it's pleasures and glor-
ies.
You cannot get up enthusiasm un-
less you do some talking and writing
See that every letter you send out
has something in 1t concerning Peach
day. Why. the mere fact alone that
Grand Junction will entertain the
president is sufficient to bring 10000
visitors to this city.
There ought to be no night in this
city the four days of the fair. as the
daylight will be only half sufficient
time to enjoy all the delights of the
fair and the Peach day event.
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BENEFIT BALL
FOR LOCAL TEAM

Tuesday, September IA, will occur
n grand dance given by the manage
ment of the baseball team of this
city. A desperate effort is being
made to support the team until Oct
/. To aid in doing this the managers
of the hall have given the service of
It free. The printing offices will do
the printing free, the musicians will
furnish the music free. and it will be
one OF the red letter days in the his
tory of dancing on the western slope.
Now is the time to show your sup
port of the team. buy ticket and at
tend the dance. The dance will be
high class. respectable and enjoyable
Remember the date, Sept. l 4. If
you miss il you will miss one of the
best social functions of the year.
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THE LADIES
IN CHARGE

Departments of the Mesa County
Fair under the Womans Club:
Department Painting and Fine
Arts. Committee. Mr.. C. H. Robin
son, chairman, Mrs. F. Remington
Smith, Mrs. j. Monroe Stewart.
Department K.-Hand Painted
China Mrs. Frank Lee, chairman,
Miss McClintock, Miss Shores.
Department Needle Work and
Embroidery. Mrs. Chas. Clark, chair
man, Mrs. Mills, Mrs Neeb.
Department M.-Knitting and
Crocheting. Mrs. DeLong, chairman,
Mrs. Josephine Pearson. Mrs. Allison.
Department N-Quilts. Mrs. A.
r. Sampliner. chairman, Mrs, Went
WORTH.
Department O.-Work Made by
Ladies over 90 Years of Age. Neat
est Darned Work, any article. Mrs.
Roy Wadsworth, chairman. Mrs.
Munson.
Department P.-Domestic Manu-
facture Mrs. Werner Lee, chairman,
Mrs. Jacobshagen.
Department Q.-Juvenile Work to
D years of Age Mrs. Edwin Price,
chairman. Mrs. A. N. Anderson. Mrs.
William Kicks.
Department R.--lnfant Work. Mrs.
j. II. Lee, chairman. Mrs. F. n.
Wheeler.
Department Scanned Fruit, Pre-
serves, Pickles. Mrs. James Bucklin,
chairman, Mrs. Leroy Hedges. Mrs.
o. NJ. p. Steel.
Department T-Plants and Flow
ers Mrs. James Rankin, chairman,
Mrs. Herman Vorbeck, Mrs. l.. NJ.
Miller, Mrs. Neff.
Managers-Mrs. F. ID. Coltrin, Mrs.
E. f. Cole.
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Students Rates Via the Midland

The Midland route will make a
half rate for all students going to
Denver or Colorado Springs to at
tend college this year.
For further information call at the
city ticket office. 352 Main street. or
telephone Junction Tic.
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Crystal Theater.

I.-RemembranceO OF the American
Fleet in France.
Song: What the Brass Band
Played.
3.-Fancy Dress Ball
4.-Song; Somewhere There's
Someone I'd Like to Know.
5.-The Last Days of Pompeii
New.
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Grand Junction visitors to Denver
will find copies of The Sentinel on
file at the Albany hotel. second floor,
parlor
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LOST

LOST Rosary, gold chain, garnet
set; between $50 North Seventh
and $50 Colorado; initials "E. l..
b. Return to this Office
LOST-A small gold and black enam-
eled breast pin with brilliant in
center. Prized as memento.
Finder literally rewarded. Phone
Black 4442.
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Bring that sore-shouldered horse
to Fred Mantey.
For an hour OF solid Comfort and
the Crystal is the place.
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Sanitary cOuehes, s4.s5. Crowns
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FOUND.

FoUND-B. Lynch, locksmith and
gunsmith. Saw filing and trunk
and valise repairing 236 Main
street. Phone Junction 3O3.
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Half rate TO Denver or Colorado
Springs for students via the Colorado
Midland. Phone Junction 116.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

LAWN MOWER GRINDING-Lynch
236 Main. Phone unction 303.
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TO TRADE-2O acres at DeBeuue un-
der Blue Stone ditch. Box 4l2,
Palisade. Colo
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SNAPS-S0 acres rirst-class water
right, acres in alfalfa. good
fence, good log house. $50 per
acre. half cash. balance easy terms
Time to suit purchaser Andrew
J, Harris. DeBeQue. Colo.