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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21

An absolute prohibitive law that
will cover the entire state is already
declared to be the issue in South Car
DINA. The six counties that went wet
can see their finish in the near future.
But our chief sympathy goes out to
Augusta.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21

In the Supreme Court of Florida it
has been held that a wealthy father
cannot be required to pay alimony to
his sons wife or contribute in any
way to her support The Jackson
vile Times-Union jubilantly ex-
claims: mo longer will the frivolous
lass heed the promises of the amor
Gus swain, whose father is wealthy
No more such rainbow dreams OF
joyful responsibility and the merry
round of pleasure. No more castles
in the air for the maiden who figures
on being endowed with all that his
papa possesses.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21
IS YOUR
MONEY
INVESTED
WELL !?

Next to having money, the most
important thing is how to take care
OF it-hoW best to invest 1t.
A Banking Institution of this kind
cannot only care for your financial
interests in a careful, conservative
way-giving you abundant banking
facilities in every department of I'm
ance-bUt can also give you valuable
aid and advice about investments and
securities. Open an account with
the Bank of South Western Georgia s
Savings Department and enjoy the
adv ntages that accrue.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21
Americas. Ga, August 81, 1909.

Dean Matthews has been speaking
on ministerial demagogues at the
New York Chautauqua. Must have
read some of DR.. BrOughton's dia-
tribes.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21

is founded upon what you save while
young, whether you become a bust
ness man or woman, or enter upon
professional career.
Without money there can be no
SUCCESS-what are your chances?
Our Savings Department
extends helping hand to you-it will
keep your savings safely, and in
crease them with per cent. interest.
Why not start the account at once!
The Planters Bank Of AmHTicUS
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21
FoleyS
Honey
and Tar

Will cure cough or cold no
matter how severe and prevent
pneumonia and consumption.
A Guarantee.
This is to certify that all
druggists are authorized to re-
fund your money if Foley's
Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold. Contains
no opiates. The genuine is in q
yellow package. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS /.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-08-21
N. 1. LAMAR
SHOE MAKER

80 days cut on half soleing. Gents
tack sole &c; gents sewed job 75c;
ladies' sewed job 75c; ladies' tack
sole 45c; children work 45c.
| also make shoes and boots to
order from to 25 per cent discount
on all work for 80 days
Shop in P. L. Hollis Building, La
mar street
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11
-(6)-

70 darla Ia fecidad posic6n Sc merece ei amor
que su s6rdda naturaleza pebeya sangre no pueoe
comprender Els mfa le digo used mia por su propia
vountad Y la tendre!
i Me matara listed primero!- !-dijo Walter ChtherVe'
feramente desasiendose empunando la cachlPorra que
evaba en- Ia muleca-i Pasara usted por enc'na de nj
cuerpo para irse con mi mujer!
-: 81 usted 10 guere sca!-y Ormsby Vandelaur QUO
I'M sato empu6 un cuchllo descargando un gope que
hubiese sido fatal evtaro su contrincante Huoo
una momentanea lucba desello del cuchio, un cru
lido Ormsby Vandaeur cay6 uno de los hondls'moS
precipcios que rodeaban aquel temible para1e
Un espantoso siIencio sigui6 la cada, Walter Ctn
erve detuvo al borde escuch tena idea de 10 pro-
undo oue fuese ell abismo-parecia estar medic eno de
apua negruzca esancada la cual sumergo Ell cuer
10 de s rival Incorpor6se sencioso solo en- aque SOIL
tario lugar. ,
Solo NO su mujer estaba detras de el con pahoo sem
bnte iados ojos Haba llegado dando la senai
ne no fue oida estaba contemplando su marldo con
expression aterrada 80
- No me tooues! mo te acerques!-grt0 al querer su
esnoso acercarseIe-L LIE has matado! ial hompre que
vo araba! iT veras como lie amaba Walter ChtnerVe'
oucrfa preciparse al abismo pero Walter Ia oetuV'
ann 6me brazo al POGO ratio de lucha Fedora cayo des
,anec;da Su n1arido la tom6 en- brazos
niie oue vendria buscarla-murmuro- yque I" n'
yaria casa Ia. ,s
Made habfa preseneado el hecho. Walter so'so '~s
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11

riendas al cabalo lie hr6 saliendo al gaope caino
baio no parando hasta ben entrada la noche que
un campesino POGO escrupuloso veinte kilometres
del Robe Rojo, aprop6 del cabalo carnage que la
fortuna lie enviaba. En- cuanto Ormsby, Sc lie echo
de menos sabendo que aquel mismo dia para para Sid
ney.
-Mara tn senora esta enferma; disponla la
Esto fue todo 10 que Walter dijo la atemorzada sir
vente que aarm6 terrbemente al e banco rostlo
y los cerrados ojos de Fedora
Esa estuvo un par de entire la vida la muere
pero vencio la juventud la fuerte naturaeza de la
ferma. Una restablecda la qued6 mental debih
dad que dur6 mucho TEMPO pero al despertar lego
dia hermoso brllante aque que sal6 de
casa creyendo que voveria mas ella Estaba Walter
la yenana miranda fuera cuando, al volver los ojos
vic que su mujer faba en- 81 una mirada integente.
Diri6se ella la hab6 afablemene, ell coraz6n lleno
de gozo esta recompensa su larga paciencia.
in conoces, Fedora?
-Si:-dijo ella debilmcnte.-me estoy muriendo. Wal
ter
-Dios no 10 quiera, querda mia; estas mucho mejor
NO sc debera morirme; seria mucho mejor, Walter
81 fuese morr separasemos para sempre !me
donarias los snsabores que te he causadO?
Walter miro mujer 81 dudase de la evidenca
de sendos Debil estaba comprendi6 10 que pa
saba en- su mente hab6 otra
-Ahora estoy mi juicio, Walter-dijo.--& 10 owe
me digo soy sncera puedes creerme.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11

Catedral-Dias laborables: 7, 7-3O $50
-Festivos: 5, 1897 II.
San Francisce-Dias laborables 7-Fes-
tivos: $50, Z y 7-3O.
San Jose-Dias laborables: 7-3O.-
Fcstivos: $50, 7y 7-3O.
Santa Ana.-Dfas laborables: Z y 7-3O.-
Festivos: 6 Y TO-
Puerta de Tierra.-Martes 7-Domin-
gos:9
Sagrado Corazon (Santurce) .-Dlas Ia
borables: 7-3O.-Festivos 7-3Oy9.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11
Desde a campamsnto

Mi idolatrada Domingo,
mi sueio, mi afan, mi amor,
desdc la propia Restinga,
y con vistas 4 Nador,
te escribo, gentil gacela,
con el fusil preparao,
estando de centinela
en- ell segundo bl0cao,
donde, valiente y serene,
cspero con interes
que venga ell C0bo Moreno
4 relevarme 4 las tres.
Aqui hay que estar siempre en- vel&
y distraeIse muy POGO
cuando estas dc centinela
para vigilar ell COCO;
pues, 81 lego 4 descuidarme,
el cabo, que es irascible,
.scra muy capaz de armarme
un jdromillo terrible.
Con estos moros malditos
no te puedes descuidar.
jLdrrea con los moritos,
Y que modo de trar! =.
Con arrojo extraordinario.
del que buen testigo soy,
nos hostilazon 4 diario
siempre que pasa el comvoy::
Y en- acecho noche v dia,
v orlando por el Profeta. ?
enfilan SUI punteria
4 la segunda caseta.
Cuando en- tales bromas andan
caen de plano sobre ellos.
las almendras que les mandan
los obuseS de Camellos;
Y 81, q mas, una certera
bomba les va dcsde 4 bordo
eScapan 4 Ia carrcr2
v volviendo el R0strr. ). .goytto-
Quien, obrando noblemente,
los trata de Otra manera.
demuestra. sencillamente,
que es un primo. de rivera.
Toca ell corneta llamada
y ell pecho de gozo late,
porque esta es la hora sonada
de comenzar el cOmbate.
POr 81 acaso en- la Restinga
lego 4 dejarme los huesos,
te envio, gentil Domingo,
un Ata1au6,a de bcSos.
Con Ia mochila 4 la espalda,
y aunque el Goto me haga ifN!,
voy 4 conquistar la falda.
ia falda del Gurugd!
Mientras zurro al moro audaz
pienso en- tn persona rica, >
ique yo por tt soy capaz
de sorbel me la Mar ch;c1!
iAdi6s! Nunca he de olvidarte
quien pOr tn amor sc desvela.
prOcura conservarte
tan guapa Y tan gordejuelo.
iAdi6s va anuncia el canon
uue el combate ha cOmenZado
yEahi te mandO ell coraz6n
v el alma de
Juan SoldadO.
Por la copia,
Eduardo DE ALDECOA-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11
A. 81.6O

Es de- naucha utilidad, NO SOLO para
los Abogados, Cortes Jadicislss, Ayun-
tamientos, Corporaeisnes y enpieados
de todos los ramos, sine tambi&n para
los comerciantes, industriales = perso-
mas de negocios, el coneeimiento de las
Leyes de Puerto Rico aprebaaas por las
Camarss y el Console Executive en- el
ailO de 1907.
Sc wende q $3.50 en- IL Liberia del
BOLETIN MBRCANT1LA -
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11
Gran estab|ecdnIent totogddco de R. Colorado

Ell mejor establecmento foografco de las Antas Toda
case de abajos fotogra6cos los meores materaes
Grandes talleres para la fabrication de peculas Cine
matografcas
de aeriaes accessories para Cneat6grafos Vstas hjas
Posvos anuncos de toda clase de ndustra con los
retratos de los anunciantes.
Grandes existencas de fnos dorados coores
Por mo han recbdo verdaderas preciosdades
este
Esta la primera nca one dedica fabrication
de peculas CiDematoga6ca dara uy pronto las
prrneras peiculas fabricadas en- Puerto Rico.
Escriba pidendo nformes e contestant dandoe
tos detales puedan nteresarle
DIRECTION: Apartado 1S4.-Teefono a.
TELEGRAPH cable-Golorad0.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-11
MA0NESlA AEREADA ANTiRlL lOSA
De J, M. BLANCO

Con su uso desaparece el ex-
kehimiento. indigestion. dolo-
~ dc cabeza, jaqueca, bills.
leldo del est6mago, en- general
oe4os los desarreglos producidos
oeg q est6maGo { intestinoa.
JARuACIA DE BLANoO
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

"Dairyman's Review" in March. Let's
see-'The hunter who would take toll
of the jun gle No, that sounds too
much like the Hardware Reviews
special article in February. The ele-
plant can only be shot by Express
That came out in the BARRIERS Criter-
ion,' fully illustrated. Well, can at
least write about myself. EARLY in
August l left Mombosa-' Thunder!
Now remember, "Jolliers" followed
me step by step across Africa before
l left. | might as we'll give this I'D
as bad job
Saying which he threw away his
notes and wrote another thousand
words on hunting the octopus in
Washington.
The genius who does the press
agent work for an eastern automobile
factory has announced that if all the
windows in the plant were broken the
crack would be ever six miles long.
Nothing is so impressive as statis-
tics. Still some care ought to be used
in choosing them. Nobody cares any
thing about six miles of window lights.
but what an impression the press
agent would have made if he had an
nounced that the automobiles pro-
duced in one year by his employers
would if placed 800 yards apart, make
a gasoline smell that would reach
around the world with enou5 Oh left
over to asphyXiate a cat. That would
have been statement worth making.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

although projectiles may be fired by
the hundred thousand, they are far
more likely to do damage to them
selves than to the enemy and thus, in
ten years time, | have the greatest
confidence in predicting that the three
great European powers will be able to
say, beyond all manner of doubt,
There shall be no more war;
Aeroplanes Will Carry Mails
"The flying machine, it must be
understood, however, will never be
able to carry passengers and freight
in large quantities, for it is essential
ly military instrument, though. to
be sure, it will very shortly be large
ly used for sport and discovery, while,
when the weather is bad, before long,
you will see that cross channel mails
will be carried by acceptance; an in
strument which, by the by, will be of
extraordinary value as a rescuer of
the shipwrecked mariner
1--WE must now prepare ourselves to
recognize that what electricity was to
the last century aerial navigation win
be to this.
And on that account repeat again
that, in ten years time, there will be
no war.
1T is not long to look forward to
and when war is ended once and for
all perhaps those who now read these
lines will recall my confident proph-
ecy."
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
VEST POCKET ESSAYS
The Skyscraper

THE skyscraper is a serial building
which is to be continued in the
next planet. 1t consists of church
tower on top of a shot tower balanced
on top of four or five six-story build
ings in pile. Such building is
called skyscraper because each
morning the janitor has to brush half
wagon load of little asteroids Off
the roof, the building having scraped
them out of the zenith during the
night.
The skyscraper was invented in Chi
cago, but of course, has been greatly
exaggerated in New York. In Chica-
go skyscrapers are only two dozen
stories high while in New York they
grow as high as fifty stories. and
the moon doesn't rise over them until
way after midnight.
The skyscraper is made by boiling
together steel framework and COW
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
SIGNS OF SPRING

A me gaphone is necessary to call
the small boy home to dinner
The newspapers are beginning to
put their pink sporting insides out
side.
New styles in hats, vacation trips
and baseball players are beginning to
appear.
The peach crop is about ready to
be killed for the first time this year.
Advance specimens of the 1909 sum-
mer girl disclose lovely creature
with thin waist which extends from
the shoulders to the knees,
feet of the conventional size
and from one to two bushels OF
beautifully matched hair equipped
with guy ropes, wind shields and life
nets. There will be an increased
acreage in hats this summer but the
large ones will be equipped with reef
ing strings enabling the wearer to
proceed under double reefs in heavy
wind. Handbags for tall girls will be
larger, but short girls will be COM
PEELED to carry last years style or
else walk on stills. The old reliable
detachable compilations will be very
popular in eastern cities. and gloves
will be increased to 24-button lengths
On this last account very few stylish
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

powerful your nation may be, it will
always be open to attack.
Thus, under cover of darkness and
clouds, an enemy will be able to de-
stroy city, no matter how carefully
it may be protected, for attack from
the air will never be able to be re-
sisted.
True the fact, that while the enemy
is destroying your cities at the same
time. maybe. you are destroying his,
IS an unarguable one. but it does
not make any country's position in
any way pleasanter or more secure.
What about projectileso Well, TO
all intents and purposes they do not
enter very largely into the matter as,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
THE REAL QUESTION

What do we care for little things, like
presidents and wars and kings;
Or tariff agtations or the rising price of
wheat?
What do care if Hartman grabs rail-
roads everywhere he can
Or if Japan is laying plans to desscate
our fleet.
Night riders may go raging DER Kentucky
leaving trails of gore;
"Salone' may make our preachers writhe
with horror and with pain.
But are through discussing these; they
are not even one-two-threes.
For waiting time is and baseball is
here again.
Will Jones come back and join the SoN?
Will Covaleski earn his rocks?
Will RUDE Waddell spit balls or the
same old highbal brand?
VIII. Chances Cubs contrive to eat another
meal of Tiger meat?
Win Honus Wagner lead once more the
heavy swattng band?
These the questions grave and great
that rock each city and each state;
AnG keep us reading sporting sheets with
all our might and main.
Enough of wars and politics; these brands
of dope will never mix;
There's just one thing worth talking since
baseball is here again.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
War Would Be Chastity
A PICKLE
BY FRANK HONEYWELL

don't like to get in pickle;
It's a sour old place to get in,
Though some folks there are it would tickle
To see me where oft they have been,
I'd shun ev'rything that is sour
The pickle speak of is thus
A milk-curdllng temper Id scour.
Or raise an unmusical fuss
You may think upon words am playing
And dealing with nonsense and fudge;
But the value of what am saying
Please leave to my judgment to Judge.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

A moral have to PROFOUND you
On the pickles that some people get in:
How some escape quick. twill astound you,
And also how others are yet in.
The follies of man are appalling:
A pickle some know at eleven;
For others, the lesson is CALLING
They learn it at forty seven.
In youth their wits doze in slumber,
Rejoicing at things that are tickle,
While young they get in cucumber
And live there until its a pickle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
PAR is out of date-so declares
Sir Hiram P. Maxim, whose
Invention of guns and tor

WAIR g. is out Of aats .x;m declares whass
invention of guns and tor
pedoes and other war paraphernalia
made him famous wherever men shoot
each other down in the settlement of
international disputes and which won
him his knighthood.
War is out of date because the adj
vent of the airship and new and more
awful explosives, and the advance OF
engineering science have added so
much to the horrible possibilities of
war that nations will fear to invite
the CHASTITY results of conflict and adj
just their differences in peace.
Sir Hiram Maxim bases his predic-
ton that war is becoming a thing of
the past upon the wonderful inven-
ticns of flying machines.
Important New Inventions
"Within the past eighteen months
such important discoveries have been
made in the art of flying that there
is now no manner of doubt at all
that, before very long, aerial flight
over both long and short distances
will be of the most common occur
renee" said Sir Hiram in an inter-
view recently.
1.-THE cleverest draughtsmen and
scientists in the world are now devot-
ing their attention to the invention OF
machine that will be able to do
eighty miles an hour, for three hours
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
IN THE w1LDs OF UGANDA

CCENE in Uganda, next October:
~ Mr. Roosevelt in camp with foun.
tain pen poised ready to write 1000
words at 81 per word.
The climate of Uganda is afro
hold on, l can't write about that.
"Sombodies" has covered that. 1T is
no easy task to STAY the kind Of
beasts Pshaw, l read that in the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

ering it with brick walls. AS fast as
the framework is completed the walls
are built in. Thus, before the roof of
a skyscraper is put on, the twentieth
floor may be finished and down on the
first floor the tenants may be remod-
cling their quarters because they are
old-fashioned.
Skyscrapers are made possible by
elevators. An elevator is device for
bringing mans vital organs up into
his mouth. 1t ascends and descends
at a speed of mile minute, and is
perfectly safe as long as nothing
breaks. By means of an elevator a
man may reach his office on the 49th
floor in one minute but his heart
doesn't get there for several minutes
afterwards.
Like all other good things, skyscrap-
ers have been run into the ground.
Some of them have been run in as far
as four stories. In New York the
owner of a piece of ground too small
to support a turkey can pile 600 feet
of skyscraper on it and become so
rich that in time he may be snubbed
by dukes and even earls.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14
THE PATH OF PROGRESS

The American circus has reached
its limit in size until some new adj
jectives are invented.
1t is said that friend Burbank is
about to realize $1,00O,0OO,0OO by in
venting squirtless orange.
The latest motor boats can go so
far in an hour that it takes three days
to row them home when they break
down.
The biggest clock in the world is
on the Metropolitan tower in New
York. The dial is so big that when it
is only a minute behind it is over
five feet late.
1t is said that New York dress
making firm has been working day
and night making Salome costumes
for the last three months, and hasn't
used up yard of material yet.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

THE FUN OF 1T ALL BY GEO: FITCH

women will be seen in the theatres
before the second act this summer
PENSIVE PONDERINGS
Worth makes the man but the Worth
who used to make the women died
long ago.
A bore is man whose conversation
is not half as interesting as yours
would be if he gave you chance to
talk.
A man is prosperous when he fin
ishes paying for his Christmas pres
ents before time to save up for his
summer vacation.
An automobile with broken pin.
ion never breaks the speed laws so
badly again.
Once in a great while an Office goes
out to seek man, but it is gener-
ally knocked down and captured by
politician before it finds him.
In some of the larger eastern cities
it is rumored that Office girls will
take the place of office boys to large
extent this summer. 1t is claimed
that they do not smoke, read dime
novels on duty OR sass the stenogra-
pher, that they keep their faces clean
err and that their grandmothers do
not die so often during the baseball
season.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

at stretch-at this high speed the
machine could be reduced in size, and
as such machines are now possible,
and as there are men in existence who
can make them, am strongly of the
opinion that. within the next twelve
months. we shall have them
What will be the effect of this dis
covery?
War Would Be Chastity
"Well. in the first place, the effect
on the nations will be that war will
be made so terrible, SO deadly, so
CHASTITY in its results that we shall
have no more war, for with flyin 8
machines, no matter how great and
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-14

women will be seen in the theatres
before the second act this summer.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-07-23
FREE cHILDREN's DAY.
Invitation to Attend the state Fair az
Their Guests.

The Michigan State Fair manage
ment Is determined to make children's
day, which will occur this year on
Tuesday, September 7, one of the most
entertaining features of the big ex-
hibit. Every youngster In the state
of Michigan under twelve years OF age
will be admitted to the grounds free.
Last year 1t Is estimated that TO-
900 children were guests of the fair
management and the occasion proved
so popular that II has been decided
to make the event permanent fea-
ture.
The Detroit Board OF Education had
planned to open all the public schools
on the above date, but at the request
of the fair management they will not
open until one day later in order that
the children may enjoy the hospitality
of the big institution. This extension
of the summer vacation Is made Just
long enough to give the little folks an
exciting finish to long holiday sea-
son.
It Is hoped by the management Of
the Michigan State Fair that other
schools will follow the example set by
the Detroit Board Of Education, and
postpone opening one day, or close
school for one day in order that the
children from every part of this great
commonwealth may be able to attend
the State Fair as their guests.