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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02

Without calling a meeting of citi-
zens, The Sun feels safe in declaring
that Paducah will offer a site free for
the Western Kentucky Normal school.
Such an Institution endowed by the
state. would be a long step toward
making Paducah what she ought to
be, the educational center of western
Kenducky.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02

but when day dawned he realized the
funny side to his story. and laughed
with his friends. With all of the
comedy. he is still considering wheth-
er he will quit answering midnight
calls or remove the night latch.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02
employers needing hired

Employers needing hired help
such as cooks. nurses and genera
girls, please communicate
with the Salvation Army employment
Address Captain and
Mrs. Arthur f. Stanton. 222 Tennes-
see street. New phone 1929.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02

mlt,ee Of Eve Republicans and Ave
Democrats reported It's findings as
follows:
Jacob F. Gmeilch. Republican. sac,
Gf2.
william Il. Painter, Democrat SAC.
iG5.
Gmellch's plurality III.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02
Daily Thought.

Do something worth living for,
worth dying for; do something to
show you have a mind, and heart,
and a soul within you.-Dean Stanley.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.
January. 1909.

Total ................ 1883
Average for January, 1909. -. $3.50
Average for January, 1908 -. 1929
Increase ........ ..,... 1871
Personally appeared before me
this Feb. 1, 1903, r. ID. MacMillen,
business manager of The Sun, who
afirms that the above statement Of
the circulation of The Sun for the
month of January, 1909, is true to
the best of his knowledge and belief.
My commission expires January
January 10. 1912.
PETER PURYEAR,
Notary Public McCracken Co.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02
HOW THE HEArHEN RAGE.

According TO the Bulletin this
morning Mayor Parsons. of Cairo. is
very indignant because Paducah quar-
antined against Cairo, and attrjkptes
the action to Interior motiyea1 the
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02

Good, old-fashioned cakes are made
from Mrs. Austin's buckwheat -four.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02

Watch a man driving a borrowed
horsf and YOU can tell whether he
has any plety OF his own.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02
YoU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT

Every dose makes you feelbetter. Lax-po
keeps your whole insides right. Sold on b
morey-back plan everywhere. Price
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-02
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Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
A BUTTERFLY INCIDENT

Last autumn we found a milkweed
butterfly, apparently nearly dead, and
placed it among the flowers in the win
evening shortly after we were startled
by it flying around the lamp. I caught
the butterfly before it sustained any in
jury and began to examine its anatomy.
Remembering that it had been without
nourishment for several days I placed
a small amount of moistened sugar be-
fore our little guest, which he began
to gather up eagerly with his proboscis.
Not having time to attend to it, the
poor creature was forgotten for
couple of days more. When we found it
again it was in a very weak condition.
This time 1 put the sugar and water in
quinine capsule and placed the but
terfiy on my finger, at the same time
holding the capsule under his head In
stantly he shot his proboscis into the
solution at the top. 1t was an odd sight
to see butterfly perched on the finger
in the same manner as bird would
be, and also amusing to see him show
his displeasure at the removal of the
capsule. He would coil and uncoil his
proboscis, flutter his wings and become
generally restless. During the next
couple of days he found the capsule
himself, where we had put 1t among
the flowers.
1 hope that readers of this article
who are in the habit of raising butter
flies in the spring will profit by the eX-
perience related and not allow the
beautiful creatures to suffer for the
wont of nourishment and Water.-L. X.
Lewis in Philadelphia Record.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
Herald Juniors Prove to Be Poets in Limerick Contest
LIMERICK CONTEST

PRIZES handsome books, for best completed limerick
submitted by Los Angeles writer and for best completed linn
eck sent in by writer from outside the city limits
Fill in the last ne making rhyme with the first and have
the meter
Papers this be signed with and address
and of school and grade
All contributions for this contest must be addressed AUNT
LAURIE, Herald Junior, The Herald Los Angeles.
The lambkins skip in the spring,
The birds all chatter and sing,
And the carpets beat,
While my chum down the street,
This limerick be completed and received at this office
later than Thursday, April 29or publication May 9.
Dear Jennie when years old
Had party, have been told;
They all had such fun
That when day was done
This limerick be completed and received at this office not
later than Thursday, May 6-for publication May 10.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25

Now what shall I use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too
For trimmings will do
1t will be the finest you ever looked at
PAUL FRANTZ.
Eighth grade, S517 Arroyo Seco avenue,
Los Angeles
Now what shall use for my new sprins
hat,
Fresh oranges, too
For trimmings will do
With few red apples If put them on fat.
JESSIE CLAUDINO,
663 West Thirty sixth place, Jefferson
street school. AS grade.
Now what shall 1 for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket a fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too,
For trimmings will do
"Or large bunch of vegetables" says Pat
TERESA STANDLEE.
Age s, third grade, Compton
Now what shall 1 use for my spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or a fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too.
For trimmings will do
While on top l shall place asdead white cat.
FRANK TOM HOWELL,
455 Third street, Boyd street school. AS
grade. 49,
hat,
waste paper basket or fiat straw mat
Z Fresh oranges too,
For trimmings will do
Now what do you think of that?
CHARLES HOWARD HUNT,
Twenty-eighth street school, age IL.
Now what shall 1 use for my new spring
hat,
waste paper basket or a fiat straw mat:
Fresh oranges, too,
For trimmings will do
And big lettuce leaves something like
that.
NETTIE ROYCE.
PA West Cotton avenue Redlands.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
(First Prlze)

+ Now what shall I use for my new =
+ spring hat, 4
= A waste paper basket or fiat +
+ straw mat? j.
+ Fresh oranges, too, +
4 For trimming will do; +
+ And also the wings of pretty 4.
i bat. MARIAN ATWATER, +
+ 16S East Thirty-fifth street, +
+ Grade Az, Thirtieth street school. i
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
First Prlze)

j. spring hat, !
\ A waste paper basket or fiat !
i straw mat? i
+ Fresh oranges, too, j
+ For trimming will do; I
+ But I'm sure my old one is better :.
+ than that. 4
j. EVA CASE, !
+ A6 grade, Gardena avenue school, !
j. Gardena. !
$3.50 i \ i i i.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
Honorable Mention)

i Now what shall 1 use for my new i
+ spring hat, 4
!. A waste paper basket or fat =
j. straw mat? Il
+ Fresh oranges, too, y
]. For trimming will do; 4
i And add some green onions to !
+ that. \
i MARGUERITE A. STICKNEY. 4
i Age 10, grade B4, Barto Hill !
i school, San Pedro, Cal. I.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25

- Box 10, Seltgman, AriZ.
49, 4 + + + 4 + + + + + 4 = 4 4 + +
Now what shall / use for my new spring
hat,
waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too
For trimmings will do
To help make everyone holer. "scati scatw
MARGUERITE CASE,
Gardena, grade eight, age IA years.
Now what shall I use for my new spring
hat
A waste paper basket fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too
For trimmings will do
And then would add an apple or two.
JENNIE LACY,
Now what shall use for my spring
hat,
waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too
For trimmings will do
Then pin on pumpkin. frog and bat.
DoRRIs CONDOR,
356 East Fifty-sixth street. Main street
school, age years
Now what shall use for my spring
hat,
Fresh oranges. too,
For trimmings will do
think cabbage or two would do.
MIRIAM LEWIS.
IL years.
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat.
A waste paper basket or a nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges. too
For trimmings will do
Or a nice chickens wing, but look out for
ALICE HIGGINS.
12i5 Locust avenue. Long Beach. age Is,
Pine school.
Now what shall use for my new spring
A waste paper basket or a nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges. too
For trimmings will do
And peach underneath it will make 1t
BRADY PALLA.
Santa Ana, box i5, r. F. d. No. 8. age
Now what shall for my new spring
hat,
waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges. too.
For trimmings Will do
with my hair pulled over rat.
GLADYS TURNMIRE.
Santa Monica, Mckinley school, age II.
Now what shall 1 use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too.
For trimmings Will do
With a big sunfower and a red cravat.
r. OLLIE MILHOUS.
whittier r. F. ID. No. l. Whittier college.
first year preparatory department. age Ia.
Now what shall ! use for my new spring
A waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges. too
For trimmings will do
But 1t must be big enough to cover my rat.
OSA OPAL POWELL,
Seventh grade. Monte Vista school, West
street. Ontario, age IA years.
Now what shall use for my new spring
waste paper basket or a nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too
For trimmings will do
With an ostrich plume or bird, nice and
EDITH HIGGINS.
Age ~. 1915 Locust avenue, Long Beach.
Pine school, grade Ae.
Now what shall use for my new spring
A waste paper basket or a fat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too.
For trimmings will do
And l think I'd look stylish in that.
REX TURNMIRE.
Santa Monica, Mckinley school, age 10
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat,
waste paper basket or nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too,
For trimmings will do
Or my beautiful Angora cat
LELAND MEADS sPEER.
$50 North Soto street. Cornwell street
school, grade B3, age 8.
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too,
For trimmings will do
would like dear Aunt Laurie to pick out
my hat.
HELEN BENSON
san Fernando. Morningside school, age 10.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25

Now what shall use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges. too,
For trimmings will do
And to buzz for me little gnat.
WORKS Common,
s74 East Forty-eighth street, Mckinley
school, grade "A, age Q.
Now what shall I use for my new spring
hat
A waste paper basket or nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too.
For trimmings will do
And the tail OF our black tom cat.
IRENE wIxRoN,
$500 West Seventh street. Cambria street
school, age IA years. grade AT.
Now what shall use for my new sprins
hat,
A waste paper basket or nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too,
For trimmings will do
And I'd be in the fashion with that.
Darrell TURNMIRE,
Santa Monica, grade BS, age s.
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat.
Fresh oranges, too,
For trimmings will do
To cover my hair which hangs in a piait
HELEN MARIE FERGUSON,
school, age IA years.
Now what shall 1 use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or nat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too,
For trimmings will do
Or apples that are big and fat. -
HAZEL SCHULTZ,
1915 North Main street.
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too,
For trimmings will do
But the best thing is a big fat rat
ANITA WILSON,
Thirtieth street school,
Now what shall for my new spring
hat
waste paper basket or fat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too,
For tEmmings will do
And then / will have such a daisy hat.
ERNEST MCCULLOUGH,
AS grade. age 0, Santa Monica.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
Honorable Mention)

= Now what shall 1 use for my new +
+ spring hat, 4.
+ A waste paper basket or fiat I.
+ straw mat? 4
+ Fresh oranges, too, 4
= For trimming will do; 4
= 1t would be complete with a wing j.
: of bat. i.
! MAY ROTHWELL, +
+ Box is, Seligman, Ariz. +
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25

Now what shall for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges. too,
For trimmings will do
Then I'll knock into shape with baseball
bat
BERTHA wARDELL,
1909 Rich street, Sentous street school,
BIS grade, age IL.
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or fat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too.
For trimmings will do
And sausage two II it isn't too fat.
JOHNNY CLAUDINO.
s6s West Thirty-sixth place. Jefferson
street school
Now what shall use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or fat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too.
For trimmings will do
For my hat will be beautiful with all of
that.
$40 Euclid avenue. Euclid avenue school.
grade six, age IL.
Now what shall I use for my new spring
hat.
A waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too,
For trimmings will do
And hand ploughs. and straw stacks and
things like that.
ALAN G. FERGUSON.
3246 Emmett street. East First street
school, age IL, grade Ae
Now what shall l for my new spring
hat.
A waste paper basket or a fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges, too,
For trimmings will do
And for a streamer the tail of a rat
RUTH e. FERGUSON.
s946 Emmett street. East First street
school, age 10. grade As
Now what shall l use for my new spring
hat,
A waste paper basket or fiat straw mat;
Fresh oranges too,
For trimmings will do
Now a tail of fat rat.
HAZEL SHORTER,
$50 Clay street, Redands, age II, grade
B5, Lugonia school.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
Honorable Mention)

i Now what shall use for my new !
4 spring hat.
+ A waste paper basket or fiat !
4 straw mat?
+ Fresh oranges, too,
j. For trimming will do; !
j. Or, better STILL big white rat. J
j. KITTY CARLSON. !
j. 921 East Fifty-fourth street, AS :.
+ grade, Hooper avenue school. J
+ i + i 4 4 i. 4. 4. + !. \. 4. + + j. i
Los Angeles herald., 1909-04-25
Honorable Mention)

+ Now what shall I use for my new +
+ spring hat. 4
+ A waste paper basket or fiat j.
1. straw mat? i
4 Fresh oranges, too, j.
+ For trimming will do; j.
4. And peoples that grow near our !.
T. fiat. MARIE WILSON. y
+ 2500 West Seventh street, age Ia, +
1. grade A, Cambria street school. 4
4 4. 4 4. 4. 4 4. T. + + + 4. f. + + J. + + +
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-12
FISHERIES IN NEED
OF PRESERVATION
David Starr Jordan Calls At
tention to Wanton Destruc=
tiOn of Marine Life

Unless the federal authorities inter
vene and take some steps to safeguard
the marine life on the Pacific coast,
great injury will be done the fishing
industries along these shores was the
opinion of DR.. David Starr Jordan in
an address delivered before the Com
monwealth club at the st. Francis hotel
yesterday. He spoke against the spirit
vation which prevailed in regard to
the fisheries.
While all of us" he said, "give un-
of the north and northwest for their
ciple that seems to prevail there that
anything that is not nailed down be-
longs to the founder, regardless of
those who come after him.
Doctor Jordan paid a high tribute
to Theodore Roosevelt for the latter's
work in the conservation of the for
ests and declared that the same action
should be taken in regard to the fish
cries. He quoted several figures show
ing the decrease of fishing Industries
along the Alaskan coasts and in the
Columbia river, comparing them with
the catches of the Sacramento river,
which by being safeguarded and re-
plenished from time to time had re-
mained the same for 80 years.
Where laws did prevail in Alaska
regulating the fishing industries he
said that they were practically in
operative on account of a lack of proper
overseeing by inspectors.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-12
CREAMERYMEN COMPLAIN
AGAINST EXPRESS RATES
Wells Fargo Company Accused
of Charging for Empties

Complaining that the creamerymen
OF the San Joaquin valley are being
Disseminated against by the Wells
Fargo express company, the Eucerne
creamery and butter company of Han
ford filed a protest with the state rail-
road commission which was read at it's
meeting in the ferry building yester-
day.
The complainants alIege that up to
september the Wells-Fargo company
returned their empty packing boxes
from Los Angeles free of charge After
that time an additional charge of Is
cents was made for returning each
case, and j. III. Dawson, representing
the. creamerymen, says they received no
notice of the advance.
The commission will investigate the
charges.
To give the shippers of the various
sections of the state a chance to air
their grievances the commission will
make tour of the principal shipping
points in the northern and central
parts of the state. leaving this city to-
night. The itinerary of the trip fol-
lows: Redding, September Is; Marys-
Vile. September IA; Sacramento. Sep
tember Is: Stockton, September II:
Fresno, September 21; Bakersfield, Sep
tember %, San Bernardfno, Septem-
Der %
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-12
SAILING DATES OF
TRANS-PACIFIC MAILS
Latest information Issued by the
Local Dost0ffice

The following sailing dates and
closing times of trans Pacific mails at
San Francisco are based on the latest
information furnished by steamship
companies. They are subject to
change on notice. Paper mails for the
Hawaiian islands close one hour
earlier than times given.
For Australia and New Zealand-Steamer
Century leaves San Francisco September "a. Mail
closes at 10 a.
For China and Japan-Steamer Empress of
Japan leaves Seattle September To- Mail closes
at 10 p. September H. Steamer Chiyo
Maru leaves San Francisco September IA. Mail
closes at 1880 a.. IN. Steamer Minnesota leaves
Seattle September Is. Mail closes at 1920.
September 15. Steamer KumericF leaves Seattle
September u. Mail closes at 10 p m, Septem-
Der is.
For Hawaiian islands-Steamer Chiyo Maru
leaves San Francisco September ID. Mail closes
at 11:30 a.. IN. Steamer Alameda leaves San
Francisco September Is. Mail closes at $3.50
a. IN.
For Philippine isIands-Steamer Empress of
Japan leaves Seattle September Is. Mail closes
at 10 p. M, September II. Steamer Chiyo Maru
leaves San Francisco September IA. Mail closes
at 1030 a. m. Steamer Minnesota leaves Seat
tie September Is. Mail closes at 10 p M. Sep
tember Is. Steamer Asia leaves San Francisco
September %. Mail closes at 1890 a
For Tahiti-Steamer Mariposa leaves San
Francisco October II. Mail closes at a. M.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-12
BROKER RANKIN TO BE
SENTENCED OCTOBER Is
Judge ConIey Delays Matter Un-
til Return to City

The sentencing of c. Z. Rankin, the
stock broker convicted Of the en-
bezzlement of forty $1,000 bonds of the
Ocean Shore railroad, was set for Oeto-
Der Is by Judge Conley yesterday The
judge, who has been officiating in San
Francisco for several months, has re-
turned to his home, MADEIRA but will
come back to this city to determine
the length of Rankins term of inn
prisonment.
Assistant District Attorney Hanley
wanted to dispose of the matter yes
terday morning, but Frank Drew, coun-
sci for the defendant, pointed out that
convicted man had the right under
the law to a delay of at least two days
between conviction and sentence
When Rankin is brought up for
sentence Attorney Drew will make
the usual motion for a new trial
and arrest of Judgment, preliminary to
taking an appeal. The Judge intimated
that although he was not empowered
to make an order directing the sheriff
to bring Rankin in from the county
jail when he desired to confer with his
attorney he would consider it a favor
If such a concession were allowed
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-12
PENINSULA REALTY
IN STEADY DEMAND
Suburban Property in High
Favor With Investors

Activity in realty on the peninsula is
stil feature of the current transac-
tions. Baldwin & Howell report that
they have sold 20 lots IN Dingee park
since the LIST of September, which were
transferred to new owners as follows:
-Four lots in Arch street between Broadway
and Whipple road. each with frontage of 20 feet
10 Redwood City man; 50 feet ON the north
side OF Broadway between the county road and
Arch street, 10 DR.. w. Preston of San Fran
cisco; northwest corner of Broadway and Hud-
son streets l3oxI35, TO J. W. McDermott of
Birch street. about $50 feet north of Broad
way. 10 Anna NJ johnson OF Oakland; to
Thomas Mcf1neany of Crockett the northwest
of Broadway and Clinton street: 210
feet IN the north side of Clinton street be-
tween Broadway and Whipple road, to r. J..
dRsn OF San Francisco; to Stanley Pedder
40 feet in Elmwood street, half block from
Whippie road. and two lots in the east side
Oi Fulton street. with total frontage of 210
feet 10 A. /. Jordan. Ralph G. Daniels and
The east side Of Jeter street between Broad
way and Nhipple road, 40 feet. TO George
j Newton Of Oakland; Redwood City buyer
purchased s. feet for $3.50 in Eighth street
west of the county rosd.
There is great future for the
towns down the peninsula - said ]. r
Howell of Baldwin & Howell Yesterday
''Of ali the peninsula towns San Mateo
and Redwood City have the greatest fu-
ture- Hundreds of thousands of dollars
nave Deen quietly invested In Redwood
City by the railroad people and other
great corporations. and 1 look to a
great future for this section Redwood
citys destiny is being decided by big
men, and it now looks as though they
expected to develop it into the largest
city between San Jose and San Fran
CISCO"
Frank s. Grummon, the San Mateo
representative of Baldwin e. Howell
predicts rapid growth at Hayward
park He says:
We put Burlingame on the market
and correctly prophesied its future. We
launched San Mateo park, where lots
went up from $500 each to $4,000 each,
and when we say that the next 10 years
will show the same great increase in
HAYWARD park lots that the last 10
wears has shown in our other tracts
we are making a statement that is
backed up with experience in handling
successful properties
Baldwin & Howell have made
great success of peninsula investments.
and their clients have made fortunes
in buvfng the choice lots of their va
r-ious tracts and holding them until the
tract is sold out, when they have been
able TO make big profits by selling to
some one who thought more of good
than of the price asked.
There is no doubt that Hayward
mark is tract that will bear investi-
cation. The fact that Baldwin & How
eli are back OF it insures its success
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-12

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