Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23


Ee Always Polite and Agreeable.
Yes" said the purser on ore of the
hig liners recently t. the writer, who
happened To he taking Il trip from I.iv-
Crpool 10 New York, we have our
own troubles, can assure you, and
sometimes envy the captain his soli-
tary enjoyment of the bridge. even
during a sixty mile gale. Passengers
seem to think that the purser is put
on ship simply to answer foolish
questions.
"Of course there is good deal
which we have to put up with rs be-
ing part Of our Legitimate duties.
though when a passenger brings us
hundred dollar yellow back and asks to
have it changed into English, French,
German and Spanish money and Stipu-
lateS that there must be twice as much
French as German and half the re-
lsainder in English silver coins, pre-
sumabIy for tips. is it any wonder that
we occasionally lose our temperS?
And then, again, the purSer is al
ways appealed to for the most trivial
things. \ woman passenger comes to
the window. and if it is closed she will
bang On it till it is opened. no matter
if the sign is there as large as life that
the otice hours are from II to and t
10 o'clock and she is honoring me
with call at 3 p. N. Then. when the
window is raised fer fear she will
smash il TO smithereens. she says,
with a sweet smile: oh. Mr.. PurSer,
! am so sorry to disturb you. | know
it is not your hour of business. but
could you tell me if we will really
land next Thursday, as told my
brother we would, and l know he will
be waiting for me on the dock.
''Of course l am polite, but l have
some difficulty in persuading her that
] am not running the ship, and neither
can ! control the elements. She goes
away with an expression that clearly
shows she thinks l am keeping some
thing back and it will be my fault if
we do not arrive at the time appointed.
Il remember on one trip when the
weather was particularly stormy a
woman passenger knocked at my door
after office hours, Of course-and
begged that she might speak to me for
a few minutes. l politely asked her
to enter. and then, her eyes starting
out of her head with the excitement of
suppressed emotion, she implored me
to draw up her will. protested that
] was not a lawyer but do you think
she would be satisfied with that ex-
cuse? Not much. There and then l
had to draw up document in the
best legal phraseology could muster.
When it was finished and l and my
assistant had signed it she gave the
young fellow sovereign for his trou-
Bile, and as for newell, she took off
very handsome ring and insisted Oh
my accepting it. have that ring yet,
but what became Of the donor l never
knew, for when the storm abated and
we were safe in port she never so
much as bade me goodby, though 1
had repeatedly asked her to take back
her ring. She was very rich woman
evidently, and the 'beQuests' in that
will drew up made my eyes bulge.
Most passengers when we have been
a day or so out bring the purser all
their valuables, for which they receive
receipt. Some nervous women seem
to think that a strong room at sea is
not a very secure place for their jew
els, and they insist on seeing their
treasures at least every day. One wom-
an passenger made my life burden
during recent voyage by taking her
yaIuables out and putting them in
again three times day until told her
that the next time she called for them
would not take them back again.
whereat she told me, with a sour look,
that i was impertinent and she would
inform the captain. / believe she did
so. but the captain gave her word or
TWO of advice regarding the implicit
trust which should be placed in a
purser, and this quieted her. In fact.
she afterward came to me and apollo
gized for her seeming rudeness.
AS rule. conduct church service
on board, as the captain does not en-
joy the work, but prefers to remain on
the bridge. Many a funeral service
also has fallen TO my lot. and l have
even officiated at a christie .,.ng. l am
usually the one to whom q passenger
flies when he is dissatisfied with his
ca bin. though the duty of changing
stateroom really rests with the head
steward. Then. again. it is the purser
who is appealed to when the passen-
gers elect 10 hold a concert, and the
young folks usually rush to him also
when they want to have a dance on
deck. \ purser can be very popular
or the reverse. and unless you have an
excellent temper you stand good
chance Of being the reverse.
The funniest experience ! had was
on n recent trip. when there was on
board a little girl about twelve years
old She struck up warm friendship
with me and would walk the deck for
miles if ] would only accompany her.
She fell very i'll during a storm and
refused to be comforted. Her mother
asked her If there was anything she
could do which would ease her suffer
ing. and the young imp said there was.
IL she would only 'skidoo' and let the
purser read a book TO her she would |
feel better And the indulgent mother
came TO me, stated the case. and-well. |