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The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
"Come. Fish," Says Cha'. G. Riley, and His
Trained flsh J mps Out OF the Tank

i SAN JOSE. Cal. June 30-Chas q
Riley an onicial OF Fountain park
has trained carp he is to appear
with ii in vaudeville
Some years ago Riley used % re
move the fish from its tank every sat
urday morning TO Change the water
He noticed that on Saturday mO.ninSs
the fish watched for him and came 10
his hand Riley named the fish Ahe
Ruef and taught IL To come At ms
whistle. The FISH next learned TO take
bait from his keepers hand. tie al
lowed himself TO be stroked like "A
dog. F.e learned TO jump clear out OF
the tank into his keepers hands Al
ter this deed. Riley began to really
ktrain the fish.
| Abe will now go over sticks " un-
der them at command 90 through
hoops, swims on his sides. swim oack-
ward jump over bridge, ana KISS
| his master Riley is now teaching
| the dsh TO ring bell With his tan
and TO hold tiny FISH pole Abe IS
H3 inches long.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
BIRTHS

GIRLS
William Stockcr. sal Mitchell
Thomas Gr2enkowsk Ia. 1903 Dubois
Joseph Caioh. 90 Thirty-sccoud
lguao Zal0wsky SOS Willis
AUGUST LOuers. 81 Holb0rn.
WIN. kcil. 604 Gratiot
August Witte. $50 Orleans
August Mahon, 2l5 Eighteenth
john Wynybkowskl COS AleNan.
rlue.
Morris Gordon. 2es Montoalm.
BONS
William Schwab. 1893 sheridan.
John tair'fe. 1901 John r.
Paul WIl.srt. 2g- Eighteenth.
Harry Hayden. 939 Fifteenth.
John Surrel. 6i0 Tromhlcy.
Leon kalmata, l78 Illinois.
Fred Carr IS Lyman.
oliver Young 80 Navarro
VIM MOynes. 20 philadelphia.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
DAILY DEATH LIST

Maggle Tocco, year, li0 East Lar
ned, pneumonia
Josephine slesziuski, / year. 4SS> East
nhcld, scarlet fever.
john J. Robinson. 81 years, myOcaI-
ditis
Charlotte Winters. months. Wom-
ans hospital hydrocephalus
Mana Langstan, 81 years. Eloise
Mich. exhaustion
Aldgn A stage. s months. 1s4l May
bury. commissions
Emma stein. 81 years, 992 Alexan-
drlne, pneumonia.
James A. Potter. 6s years. 647 Mill
tary, senility
Norman A. Anderson, years. 336Is
Macomb. commissions
Anna Sabados, "a years 1887 Chene;
eclCmpsia
joseph Panzek. 25 years. River
Rouge, drowning
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
PHILANTYROPIST PUTS
BAN ON CIGARETTES
Or. Pearson viii Give Ne Money TO
Universities That Permits
Their Use.

CHICAGO. June 30.--Universiiics
and colleges which permit students -
smoke cigarettes may expect no en-
iowment funds from Or. ID Is, Pear
son. the multimilionaire Chicago
|philanthropist. This was the an
announcement by Lucy Page CASTOR
mead of the Anti-Cigarette league fol
| lowing a conference with the philap
thropist
DR.. Pearson has given many mil
| lions to the educational institutions
within the last ten years. Miss Gas
ton asked him for financial assistance
|for the league. but ne replied While
q cannot give you financial assistance
at this time. am going 10 make yoll
promise which may tend 10 hd re
cause In future / shall contribute no
money nor make a beQuest 81 any
kind To a university which permits
cigarette smoking by its students.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
MANS EYE is EXHIBIT.
Henry koehIer Wants Damages From
Doctor Who PERI ormed Operation.

A human eye, preserved in alcoho'.
WAS one Of the gruesome exhibits.
"Wednesday, in the case OF Henry
|Koehler against Or. Simon Frank.
heard In Judge Mandell's court
The plaintiff charges that because
|pf the alleged lack Of skill exhibited
lin an operation performed upon his
|eye by DR.. Frank II was later found
necessary to remove the eve. To show
the nature OF the first operation per
Horned, which was MINOR one. the
|eye was shown to the jury Much ex-
pert testimony IS being given on both
|sides
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
DIED

BOwLER-June %. 1909. William. be-
Bowler Funeral from residence OF
his aunt. Mrs John Mitchell, $50 Ma
tional-ave.. Thursday morning at
and St Vincents church at $50.
CATO-June 20. 1909. Mrs. Margaret.
widow OF Alfred and mother OF
George w. and Alfred III Cato. Flu
neral from the residence or her son,
1856 Hague-ave.. Thursday at 230
o'clock Burial private.
ERICHSON-June % Albert. beloved
husband OF Anna Erickson. Funeral
from residence lj3 Maybury Grand
ave. Thursday, July /, at 2:30 p m
HAGEN-June 2s. 1909. at residence,
100 Mt Elliott Henry, beloved hus-
band OF Mary Hagen and father OF
Minnie. Alyea and John Hagen,
brother OF Mary Sheffield and Mrs
Joseph Cosino aged % years Flu
daughter Mrs. NJ. l. Alyca, 1871 Nj
Elliott. at S;45, ana at Our Lady of
Help church at ..
JOHNSON June 2S. at parents resi-
deucc. PSI Forrest east. Dorothy NJ
beloved daughter or George and Luz
ceilc Johnson aged II months Flu
neral Thursday al D. m.
MATHER Mrs Laura l. Mather,
widow OF A. T. Mather. died at resi-
Gence OF son, Chicago, June %.
Burial at Pontiac. Mich. Thursday.
1890 A. m
RIEST-June 90. Josephine c. Priest
widow OF Thurlow W. and mother
OF Maud a Priest Funeral from resi-
dence. 297 West Hancock ave, Thurs
day al 230. Burial private
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
HARTMAN TO TAKE BATHS.
Railroad Magnsto Is Nervous Wreck
From Overwork.

VIENNA, June 30--E. H. Hartman
is 20 take the baths at Gastien. TN
der orders from DR.. Streumpel, the
railroad maguate will leave Semmer-
ing where he is now staying on jelly
7 and 60 to Gastien.
Under the direction Of physicians
there he will begin a series OF cleo
tro-carbonic baths, and will take up a
routine of light exercise to build M
his system, which Or Streumpel
says is nervously exhausted Streum-
pei after careful examination OF the
why little financier. says the nervous
exhaustion which afflicts Hartman is
due entirely TO overwork
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

recently Burbanked his potato vines,
and as the result is raising them
above ground.
The sight Of Noll picking potatoes
just like apples made the neighbors
curious but Noll refuses 10 reveal
how he does it. Now. he says. people
needn't peel their potatoes any more.
They can eat them with the skins on.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

For CLEVELAND. PITraBURG and al
points south and enst. Leave DAILY 10 -
p. m Fare to Cleveland. ~ PittsburE.
A8 Berths. u and $50. Room, k2b.
For MAcKINAC, Alpena and Way Porte
Mondays and Saturdays, .. m; Wed
neeiays and Fridays. 40 a. m. For To-
LIDO. Sundays and Fridays 400 p. m.
Tuesdays and Thursdays. s'6 A. n. For
BUFFALO NIAGARA FALLS New York
city and the East. leave week days .. m.
Sundays 4 y. m. Week End Excursions
20 Cleveland Buffalo and Niagara Falis
every Saturday SAGrNAw-BAY CITY d.
VISION steamer leaves CRsndolph street
dock), Tuesdays and Fridsys, 10 a. m
SPECIAL STEAMER TO MACKfNAC
AND ST. I0NAcE Mondays and Thurs
days $50 a. m. To GODERICH THURS
DAYS. $50 a m. Daylight trip 70 cleve-
land every Sunday and wednesday. $50
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
Rescue EIGHT From Fire.

NEW YORK. June 30.-Policeman
|O'Brien and Sergt Winslow. OF the
|Morrisaria station, rescued eight per-
cons from a row Of burning tenements
today In One Hundred and Fifty first.
kt. They burned so fercely that a
panic was caused IN the neighhor.
hood
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
william S. Palmer. \
Complainant
vs.
Nellie A. Palmer.
Defendant.

DeIenuhnl
Suit pending In the Circuit Court for
kthe County OF Wayne, in Chancery, at
Detroit. Michigan, on the 10th day OF
May. A. D.. 1909.
| In this cause II appearing from the
nfhdavit on file that the defendant
|the State OF Michigan, but resides In
khe City OF New York. and In the state
|bf New York. On motion OF Frank l.
Moriarty! solicitor for complainant Il
Do ordered that the said defendant cause
her appearance TO be entered herein
within four months from the date OF
This order and that in default thereof.
Iaid bill be taken as confessed by said
defendant
| And IL is further ordered that with
In twenty days the said complainant
Pause a notice OF this order TO be pub
ished In The Detroit Times news
baper printed, published and circuIat-
Ing In said County. and that such pub
Iication be continued therein at least
bnce in each week, for six weeks in
|Wccession, or that he cause a certin a
lpy OF this order 20 be personally
Zkrved on said non-rNsident defendant
II least twenty days before the time
Move prescribed for hor appearance
MORSE EOHNERT
ci Circuit Judge
FRANK c. MORIARTY
solicitor for Complainant
a true copy
THEODORE ]. RICHTER.
Deputy Res lister.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

Business-Iikc Printing. No fuss and
no feathers The plain, neat kind that
looks right Times Printing Co. No
rs John r st Phone 1t0.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
THIS FARMER PICKS HIS
POTATOES ABOVE GROUND

LUTHERVH.LE. Ga, June 30
When il comes TO raising potatoes.
Chas c. Noll. a farmer near here. has
ali the rest OF Georgia beaten Noll
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
eourassa Acquitted

Theodore Bourassa, charged with
shooting his wife I'm a hotel in River
Rouge. was acquitted by a jury m me
circuit court wednesday afternoon.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
The.
People Pages

Advertising -ntcs under any
classification In these columns,
once cent per word each insertion,
cash in advance No advertisement
inserted for less than Is cents
Persons whose names appear In
the telepF one directories. may have
advertiS, ucnts charged at above
rates Call
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

MICH CREMATION ASSOCIATION. 3
per cent interest ceitilcaty. good for
one cremation. +. Y. Kolb. Treas.
md General Manager 1875 h. Boule-
ward Phone Ridge COS
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

job Printing done right. Timr- Print
ting Co., 10 John R-st. Phone i49S.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
BELL--MAIE 1893.
E0ME-CITY $685.

For the convenience OF patrons
arrangements have been made with
inc following TO receive liner ad-
NertisemcntS AZ the same rate as
Charged with the home office:
EAST SIDE.
HoughtOn-French Coal Co. 432 Cam
Held ave. east
Mt. Elliott Phnrmncy Mt Elliott and
1ratiot -aves
r. Brown, 1859 Jenerson-ave.
y. MCPHERSON, 2tO0 Gratiot- oppo-
site car barns
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
the NORTHERN NAVIGATION co.
OF ONTARIO, LIMITED,

TOURS "a rhE GREAT LANES Ann
GEORGIAN BAY.
For Sault Ste. Marie. Port Arthur
and Duluth. steamers leave Sarnia
May 90 81 June 5 ?. IL. Is. After
June 18th. every Monday. "Wednesday
and saturday Sallings May 3ist June
9Th and 18TH through TO Duluth
SUMNER FARES.
snruIa TO sault ste Marie and. -.
retsrB ......... ..! 49,. pta.oe
sarnin TO Port Arthur and return no 90
snrnIa 90 Duluth and return. 49,. 50 Oa
sarnia Co ColiInRwood and return S2Os
Ilckcts and Information from
L Leidich. la Griswold
G. G. Mckay, ! Forrest.
Geo. w Watson. q. r. q T. A. q
7 Railway
White star Line. foot OF GriswoiA
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
SITUATIONS wANrED-FEMALE.

SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALE
WASHING. ironing mst-class. wanted
By the dav. Phone East 15f2-R
YOUNG lady would like general house
work or upstairs work Inquire cot
. Catherine
WIDOW LNDY desires position. house
Keeper In small family i09 Frank
lin.
WOULD LIKE washing and ironing 90
DO AZ home or h1lf days out Al
dress 393 Grceley-st east
WANTED--Four days' work after
Tuesday, each week. SCI Grand River
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
STATE OF MICHIGAN

I'm THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE
COUNTY OF WAYNE. IN
CHANCERY.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
CARPET CLEANING.

ron Sal E--FARMs
BIG BARGAIN ia farm Of 100 acres, Is
miles from Detroit. good buildings
and best 81 soil nnc location. owner
must sell a. once $1,000. worth $40
600. Merton l.. Rice. sos Majestic
40 ACRES. = mile west OF Orpnvllle.
large house small barn. good water.
large young orchard. fruit OF AL
kind, 400 rods OF wire fenp, tcle-
phone iu the house and n r. u. SER
vice and good land Call and see
Archie Sanford.
leo ACRES near Highland oakland
COY 1872 acres 1ndtr. ut fvation. 20
acres of timber . acNesNpf orchard !.
good fences. S-room house and a.
room cottage. good barns. windmill
and tank Price s. 500 VIII cN-
change for house up - $500 In
North Woodward section a. part pay
ment on the same
80 ACRES on Lake Oiss,n. good T.
room cottage. f0XJ0 barn. some ORCH
ard and small fruit Price only
s. 900. tine place FOR citmpiug aud
a good farm
EYSTER & BRIGGS.
FARM EXCHAN
500 Mnfppfif RHO
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

WHITE STAH LINE.
Wharf foot OF Griswold-st For tho
FLATS and PORT HURON Way Ports.
Leave daily $40 a. m, 30 y m. and
u m: Sundays "A. m. and $3.50 D. m.
FOR TOLEDO and SUGAR ISLAND,
leave daily b:l5 n. m and 80 y. m.
sundays $40 a. IN. and y. m.
PUT-IN-nAN EXCURSION Every Day
FInzrI's observation-disclosures nj Colonial.
Fare week days. soc. sunday 75c round
trim Cedar Point and sandusky. week
days direct sI.25 Round Trip same day,
Sa.LO to cleveland one %.y
Icn~e- y n. M, sunday n. m. Home
N p m Ashley w Dustin. foot First.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
WEST SIDE.

A. &. Ennsor, S95 Grand River-ave.
Turner stanton, l6s Myrtle
II. Driscoil. All Michigan
j. ". Willard. 1919 Fort-st west
w. w. Dusb, 594 Michigan-ave.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
ron sALE-vAcANT LOTS.

AUCTION SALES.
FRED WARDELL,
AUCTIONEER
Formerly % . Wardcil Il Sons. Office
.223 Majestic bldg Phone Main 1925
] give personal attention to all sales
No sale. no charge.
ron SALE OR EXCHANGE.
HAVE Good p 8 and 6-famHy mats %
exchange far t31W CO., ont flown
property lee 31i LOYAL Guard bldg
BUSINESS CARDS
HORSES and cows removed promptly
Phone MlIienbach Bros West io9-s95
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
RESTAURANTS.

In Detroit Life Is Worth Living
. II you get & loo meal at the Uaopla
restaurant, "a BagIey-avs- JOE BE-
DORE.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
HELP WANTED-MALE.

ANY YOUNG PERSON desiring a good
position can get one after completing
one of our courses. Day and Night
are positively uneGualcd III Michigan.
Detroit Business University, ll-24
WilCoX-st
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01
SHOE REPAIRING.

gold watch with cats
eye stone chain. between auto stand
and phCasauts cage near aquarium
on Belle Isle, June IL. Liber raj reward.
Thos Stcere. 36i Grand River.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

WNNTEU-NtENTs
FOtND--A new moueymaker. n house
hold necessity, evcry home buys. g..
Hanley, New York sold 13l first two
DAYS. made sS2.\ sells itself when
shown, people borrow money 10 buy:
costs f0c sells 81 200 geo sold IA
New York since September Write
Tor your county. Catalogue free. L.
s Co. 721 Main. Lcipsic, ohio.
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

BUSINESS. SHORTHAND AND ENG
LlSH taught under most favorable
conditions; day and night school. The
Business Institute. Brcitn,eyer Bldg
The Detroit times., 1909-07-01

I ABM FNCH-AN CiF..
so Mhjectic Bfdg
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27

worthy. In round figures there is invested in
theatrical ventures in this country about $780,
100000.
Does this sum seem excessive?
Then remember the wide expanse of ter
ritory represented by the words United States
of America, and try to realize that practically
every city and hamlet in the land has its the
alter or opera house, that in every case the ac-
feasibility of the theater itself is matter of
supreme Importance, and that this fact at
once necessitates the expenditure of high rent
ais or the purchase of high-priced properties
that the operator of theater, in fact, must ex-
lpect at the very outset to pay the maximum
of property values, whether he leases or buys.
In New York, for instance, the Rialto has
steadily moved uptown, keeping pace with the
city's growth northward and today the costli-
est theaters in the world are centered about
Times Suuare-in Broadway and in the ada
cent side streets within a radius of half
dozen blocks from the point OF supreme com
mercial competition.
Main street in the average American village
would not be Main street without its theater
or Opera House." and there can be no DOUBT
that in these smaller communities, as In the
great metropolitan cities, the theater property
will be found listed among the most valuable
holdings in realty.
In Chicago there are 81 Baltimore 3, Wash
fnRton & Buffalo T. Cincinnati IL, while prac-
tically every one of the larger cities through
OUT the country has an average OF from three
TO FIVE theaters, and though for the time being
many of them ere given over to moving picture
shows they all represent an aggregate oil cap
ital invested for the sake Of providing amuse-
meht for the public. Moreover, In every state
of the union the smaller towns as well as the
capitals and metropolis are well supplied WIN
temples 20 the muse The following table gives
an approximate of the number OF places Ia
each state where regular attractions are
booked, though there are some OF the NUMBER
undoubtedly that are merely public nails rain
er than wel-equipped theaters. But II must De
remembered also that innumerable minor
towns have halls where theatrical entertairss
ments are given, and these are not comprised
In the booking schedules
Principal Cities Number OF Theaters.-New
York rs. Brooklyn %, Jersey City =, Hoookeni'
Newark &. Boston is, Providence s. Phiiadel
phia %. Baltimore .. Washington 8, buffalo :,
Rochester s. Albany s. Syracuse 3. Pittsours
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
HARD TIMES
AND MATRIMONY

There is probably not more than fraction
OF one per cent. of truth in that unpleasant
old proverb, When poverty comes in at the
door love flies out of the window" but it is
not to be denied that when poverty is the
first to take possession poor love has to sit
on the doorstep and wait.
All through the year 1908 the little god
had been shivering outside many homes where
he had every expectation OF spending a coy
and perfectly delightful twelvemonth. And
during the year of hard times marriages fell
off 20 per cent
In Manhattan borough alone nearly 10000
persons are going about In single blessedness
or otherwise they take it--who ought
from the statistician's point of view to have
been married last year
The statistician takes a cold-blooded view
Of 1t, merely marking it down as an interest
ing fact to be footed up" with other interest
ing facts. lie hasn't a word to say about
loves young dream and hope deferred and all
the furtive tears for which those 10000 non
existent marriages responsible. You can't
make averages of such things az a young
mans disappointment and nice girls heart
ache.
The results of hard times are always first
of all, fewer diamonds imported and fewer
marriages recorded Jewels and matrimony
go hand in hand, as indications OF rising or
falling in the barometer of prosperity.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
LESSON IN NATURAL HISTORY
Amusing, But Somewhat Expensive.
as Miss Patty Realized When
the Goat Was Through.

Miss Patty Shepard of North Thir-
teenth street went to the country with
a party of friends on Memorial day
They stopped at a farmhouse where
some of the party are we'll known.
Browsing about was an old goat
When Miss Patty saw her the nanny
was placidly nibbling at a few blades
OF grass, and she innocently thought
that goats were strictly vegetarians-
On the lawn in front of the porch she
had put her handsome new peach
basket hat, trimmed with pretty ar
tifcial roses, which she had got from
the store the night before. The goat
saw the hat and advanced joyfully to-
ward it. Miss Patty laughed. THE
old think thinks they're real roses"
she laughed. Wont she be fooled
when she smells them?"
Everybody sat still to watch the
goat smell the artificial flowers and
walk away. But the goat fooled them
The next week Miss Patty bought
another hat.-Philadelphi Times.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
HE BOUGHT

It was one of those moments when after
dinner comfort and a pervading atmosphere
of congenality and we'll being are conducive
to a flow OF intellectually Smith, casting
about for a topic that might serve a We
hicle for a fight among the upper spheres
hit upon a happy thought.
How remarkable ii is that after Michael
Angelo Italy produced so few great archi-
tects." he remarked.
jones heard with sinister smile
"Why, what's the matter with Lanuche?"
he asked.
"Well, Lanuche hardly added anything to
the art. should you say?' said Smith
"Then there's Teruche," commented Jones.
IL have always regarded Teruche as rather
decadent," was Smiths response, accompanied
by a lofty wave
"Saluche?"
"Oh distinctly fourth rate"
There still remains Skabuche," suggested
Jones.
Smith turned ishy eye upon each member
of the group and last of all upon Jones. And
then came the explosion. When the merri-
ment had subsidized somewhat Smith came to
the scratch manfully.
"waiteri" he called.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
Falls 200 Feet; Is Alive.

Salt Lake City, Utah Failing zoe
feet down Mount Timpanogas, in
Provo county. I. A. Davoud, an cleo
trical engineer employed at the Tel
luride power plant. escaped with two
scalp wounds and minor injuries from
which physicians say he will probably
recover.
With five friends, employees of the
power company, Davoud went to the
canyon early in the morning, it be.
ing the intention of the party TO as.
cend the mountain to its highest
point.
Davour was leading in the ascent
when he lost his footing. He struck
several times in the descent, the first
time landing on a pile of snow, which
broke the force of the fall. From that
point he made several turns and in
the final descent, according to the
witnesses, he appeared to roll down
the side of the mountain much after
the fashion of a revolving barrel
When picked up Davoud soon re.
gained consciousness, though dazed
and bleeding badly from many cuts
and bruises on his face and body.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
Wedding Fee in InstalIments.

Some of the squires in rustic New
Jersey seem to be pretty hard pushed
for cash. To get the cash they do not
hesitate to use most unusual methods.
One of these j. P.'s advertised the
other day that he was ready and will
Ing to marry couples at any time, day
or night, for a consideration of S. and
that he was willing to accept 81 in
cash down and the rest in weekly in
stallments of 81 until the fee of S.
was paid up. The very night after the
first appearance of this advertisement
the j. p. referred to was called upon
to make good" his bluff. Shortly after
midnight couple which had come in
an automobile awakened him from his
sleep and asked to be married under
the installment plan offered in the
advertisement. And the j. p. was
game and made good.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
He Hauled the Little Craft into the
Shallow Water.

Dicke thought of the way to save
the situation.
The guests, in terror, were about
to plunge into the water, although not
one of them could swim. Shouting to
them to keep seated, the attorney
seized long rope he used as a paint
er and plunged overheard. Holding
the line in his teeth, he swan until
ii was taut.
Carefully letting himself down, he
felt bottom. Using every bit of his
strength, he hauled the little craft in
to the shallow water at the same
time commanding the occupants to
keep overboardshrd ohrd ohrdluhrdlu
leap overheard as soon as they
reached him.
All of the women were badly burned,
but before the fire reached them they
were near enough to the shore 10
leave the launch. Meanwhile the Two
Rivers life saving crew was warned
of the accident and responded with
three doctors.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-27
The Difference.

Edward, having been refused an
other baked potato on the simple but
convincing ground that there were
no more, according to the New York
Sun, made some uncomplimentary re-
mark about the insufficiency of his
dinner. This isn't dinner corrected
the aunt whom he was visiting This
Is luncheon. You don't eat dinner in
the middle of the day You eat that
at night" The next day the aunt, be-
ing anxious to know if Edward had
assimilated his lesson of the day be-
fore, said: Edward, can you tell
me now the difference between dinner
and luncheon?" You bet can" said
Edward, very promptly. Lunch is
the meal where you don't get enough
to eat"