The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-03-13

pv. throwing snowballs would hoI H"''
a. good time if they didn't think they were ""'
;rn = better time than the rest of the ero"u-
The income tax would not be so popular ''''''7
the peopIe if they all had large incomes
Sometimes a fellow who stands up tor MS
friends is wonderfully surprised "neH 'ii''
down HIM
u,.4 of nc worry great deal more about
a tI,ot ,ro feel sure no one else would worr}
about.
The man who enjoys self-depreciation soon qu''-
il if his friends agree with him once IN "hiI''
# does a fellow good to see the waterWorks
man turning off his neighbors supply. especially
if he paid his own water taxes some SIN months
ago.
Young men, and some young women, unlike
eggs. are sometimes entirely too fresh
It's a happy marriage when man thinks more
of his wife than he does Of himself and woman
thinks more Of her husband than she does OF her
new spring bonnet.
To promote happiness. one OF the Things man
should remember is that he cannot keep everything
from his wife so he may as we'll turn his pockets
wrong side out to prove he's broke
II is great deal easier for the farmer to learn
to lie abed till or in the morning than 1t Is for
the city man to get up at half past three IN the
morning.
Notwithstanding Utah will be "wet' for two
years more the dry farming industry will continue
to thrive.
Notwithstanding belated snowstorm two,
spring is still coming, and the heroic first robin
will soon appear. if they have not all been killed
off in the southland.
Under the commission plan Of government Gal
weston and Des Moines have got more for their
money than under the old system. Of course. the
legislature has heard about that but then, little
thing like that ought not to influence the legisla
ture.
Thank goodness! Our neighbors have traded
off their photograph as first payment on an auto
mobile
Soon the adjournment Of the legislature Will
relieve the strain upon those members who have
been worried about what they ought not to do to
please their constituents.
Another thing which some people could do
without during the Lenteu season and be better for
it is their continual crouch.
Nevertheless the shirt waist is still of
very retiring disposition.
To the man last summers Easter bonnet still
looks pretty well. but
4 newspaper reporter SAYS he's quit smoking
until the third house adiourns. And he's used to
stogies.
A science note says some of the moons noun
tains are $4,000 feet high. Tough on the railroad
builders of that satellite.
1t is said there are more doctors in New York
per capita than in any city in the world And all
are famous beyond doubt like those we hear
about in Berlin.
Owing to recent raids ON "bIind tigers" the
authorities of Savannah, Ga. are said to be in pos
session of 10000 gallons of turntables which as
they can neither be sold nor given away ought to
keep the authorities well supplied for some time.
Fire losses in the United States last year were
not so great as in 1904 and 1906 when the great
losses at Baltimore and San Francisco served to
increase the totals but they reached the enormous
of S238,562 25O-about SO for each of US
Some discontinued ones will tell you that the