New-York tribune., 1909-05-23
The Professional Coach

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sentative II he- sex but shes subject. like The
---- c. --e laws u Nature one - those laws
-..--- q. her and 10 her sisters " hen You look
-.- d. make. choose - man Consequently
those sweet ethereal beings aro not specially
-..-.--E -.- nigh hrOWeG graduates II conc sec
Mons ana The higher criticism They've no OBJ
lection o. that but L comes after the other
thing They want 10 see . man -rst. Now
le- ce- hack l. Bob Jameson
WEr. The amazed Bob broke II. don [
VOC give ne "a course II anth-opplogy,
Hu- was not 20 lie diverted. he trouble
VIII Bob Jameson, ! went o--- Is Sy111lttrl-
.--lere.e---eur Bob.S good bran. but he $
d. mighty poor animal Do You begin 70 get the
fe4--nes-
enough au- vou ought 70 have teg-n with my
Te-v likely admitted To make a
thoroughly good Job q the thing, / should have
rad ro-- grandmother 81 the parallel bars OF
-ne rowing weights That beng out OF the
question lei ~ce what can be done with her
grandson II -he first place l-e you gong t.
.e good .- --e YOU inclined L. he t-aeuol~,
ROB --- s.. err Tor awhile. looking rather sen
g-- -e- he waved me 1lta silence -->t
5--.~- / broke loose again and made = lev re
-.a-ss i GET vour idea. sall lie, and from
-Ie -.1---- scientific viewpoint II not pre-
pared o. lruV that there pla--slb-llty III IL
H-- ] hate = th-nE- i seems rather sacTl-
leS,a-=
-B.- rs -rv gw1 hyuothesis." ! urged
----. .l-- tt-sles- lu-1 may Il YOU Ike,
h.-5 a-cl al The romantic motions You have OF
Can % ---eze out 81 voluuez ~ poetry and TONES
.- romance That S ali night ro- your SIDE 81 IL
D- -.lr You are PLAYING the lover part, YOU
r-.W the 1lTst walking gentleman. with li-e
kind - pretty talk the matinee gl-ls Ike 70 NIX
r-.-- her ca-a-nels and Their chocolate marsh
----a7s That's you- Now listen 70 me n
DONG The sv-nIatL tL-zlnE ---enu VINO mas 10 Ut
~ O. z----- and on the watch Tor the rocks ti-at
---s.-e- 10 divert The course q true love Its
-,- --rle stunt 70 see that the wedding bells
--g u the fifth act So glfgH g-e7T. eaCh 70
h.- --leclaItv. You keep repeating 70 EouTSei
that --a--1ageS are the exclusive product q ll-e
celestial factory and asking now and AGAIN.
VINO can fatlorn Loves mysterious waEs,
N,--willle i take charge Ct the business SIDE
Bob rolled cigarette and looked gloomy,
i--- he didn't say me nay
Don't YOU see ! asked that your way
=--' : worked % the queens taste, You are
~ the triumphant lover, by q long shot =,
suppose YOU take ny medicine Is II q 60:
What do YOU want me % DO
When he asked this. / knew the battle Wa
over and ] took high hand with my captive
- You Re 10 do a. YOU are told ! intend 10
E.-.- YOU through a regular course Of sprouts .
z-.-e-rl q training GIVE me q chance, ana
mise ne the place II best man Wlen IL $ al
,..- but she wedding
80 one could NARY me without you as
1....- man. he answered " Here ! ann the
hands u my friend,
WELL. ] put al ideaz Of psychology out Of
y" mind. 1ud got Bob INTO shape Just as II
s-| aeeu training hln for q university event
.-.-.-.-7 his riga-s strrr11lauts late hours,
-,-.-- desserts sxeets-the whole thing
Tte- put him through a course Of boxing and
te---.g -lr--itzr'- and also enough Of the cInaer
r-a.. - give hirn q better bellows ana II $
wonderful hgw he took 70 il In q week. ne Wa
r-r--s-. r.e-5o had 10 limit hiIn- } ou see
b. had never known what Z Wa % be TcalE
sound healthy man u good framing u was
Ike --reqater 70 Al American l1cIan-
Tle- had queer DOUBT come over me
1e1-- -l wonder whether Bob |ouldn gel 10
feeling r such tuc fettle thu - q forget 'eI-
a-ll-e entirely. He began 10 look contented-
us sre. had the outdoor look als color was
TIE tiIr o., q ---ze t.1'''-'. a'.1 ae had IN easy