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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

HARPER's WEEKLY asks, why do
men wait on women?" Well, we should
say that in case she is his wife because
he has to. and that of other women be-
cause he likes to.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

Human nature is very peryerse. "
That's right. A man may be with
you in politics and against you on this
Arctic question. Few men are on the
same side in all the current controyer-
sizes Z"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

Gov. WILSON reiterates his promise
to pardon any man who kills night
rider. Watch some scoundrel get even
with the man against whom he thinks
he has a grievance.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

A HoosIER girl sued a rich Illinois
distiller for $50, 600 for forcibly kissing
her. The case was adjusted outside of
the courts for $50. 1t was high kissing
even at the latter figure
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08
RURAL:TELEFHONES.

MIR FARMER: Make your home modern city
residence and place yourself position the latest
This be accomplished by telephone service
which neghbors with
benefits received Call address
headquarters Nashville Tenn for information regarding
me Line rate If not telephone service,
Immediately Our lines of
Mississippi Louisiana the Southern
Illinois EAST TENNESSEE TEL. n TEL CO.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

The little Candy Cold Cure Tablets
called Preyentlcs, will in a few hours
safely check all Colds or LaGrippe.
Try them! 4s-2jc. Sold by Penny's
Drug Store.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

STANLEY MILwARD, one of the re-
publican members of the State Board
Of Control. has rendered his resignation
to Gov. Wilson. We wonder if he fill
ed his pantry full of vegetables and
had all of his laundry done up" from
the asylum before he handed in his re-
signation p? Republicans never overlook
ANYTHING
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

AN Indianapolis brute killed his wife
because she would not live with him
and take his drunken and generally bad
treatment. He then blew his own
worthless brains out. which act he
should have committed first.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

AN Indianapolis poultry man notes
the unusual number of ROSTERS this
year. BOOSTERS and democrats 20 to-
gether. Watch the result Of the No
yember election.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08
MASON'S MEET.

Lincoln Lodge No. ~ r. a A. VI. VIII meet
IA stated communication ON each fret and
third Monday nights ofeach month, at T:3
O'Clock In their hail on main street, stan
ford, Ky. Members of sister lodges are fra
ternally invited TO bee present. T. W. Pen
See.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08
NOTICED!

The Farmers Drug Co., OF Lawrenceburg.
has placed Eureka Tonic on sale at H. san
ders, Grab orchard. and j. ID. Horton. stan
ford. This tonic Is to be taken In "A half
wine 10 "a wine glass fun three times day.
IL Is prescribed by the best physicians In
the state. Guaranteed to cure stomach,
the streets here next county court day, oct.
n, by their salesman, Dr. X. j. Cassidy.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

Mi-o-na is guaranteed by q. l.. Pen
ny TO cure indigestion or money back.
Relieves distressed stomach, belching
or gas, Etc, in five minutes. Large
box. soc.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

After being twice married to Frank
b. Waste at Cleveland, Ohio, and being
twice divorced from him, Mrs Florence
Waste. at IL, has gone home TO her
father, under injunction Of Judge A. G.
Reynolds not to try third matrimonial
venture.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08

We not the only people who sell Good Clothes
matter how tine the bc clothes Fit Your Form
terms the tailoring the fabric AND THE FIT perfect
and $25 Suits. - " w. w
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08
HI. J. McROBERTS Stanford. Ky.
FOR SALE |!

Win sell n Clothing. shoe and Gents Fur
nishing store, located In the best town n
Boyle county. \ Zrvat opportunity for tn,
right man. stock viii invoice about t.sa
Address NJ. j.. cnre Interior Journal, stan
ford
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08
Joe MAGEE

Is a candidate for Police Judge of Crab Or
chard, subject to the action of the demo-
cratic party and asks your support.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1909-10-08
.. u. CARTER.
New liverv-
Depot Street,
Phone 90.
STANFORD. KENTUCKY.
NOTICE!

We have moved our produce, hid" and
poultry business from Myers stable 10 our
store recently purchased of Garland SIM
gleton. two doors from postofiica, W" still
pay cash for all kinds OF country produce.
LAND a BUCHANAN, stanford, Ky.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Old Names For Guns.

As the use of artillery became more common and the advantages of port ability and a greater rapidity of fire were recognized guns. except among the orientals, became smaller. but of better workmanship and construction. Inventors began to try their hands at all sorts of improvements or attempts at improvement, and in the course of hundred years or so the number of different pieces of cannon, large and small, muzzle or breechloading. was simply legion. There were cannon. cannon royal and demi-cannon, three or four classes of culverins. bombards. mortars, perriers, serpentines, car thouns, curtails, passevolants or zebra tanas, basilisks, orgues. sakers, min ions, mojanes, falcons and falconets. robinets, fowlers, bases, sings port. pieces. murderers. drakes. aspics. dou- bie dogs and lagtors, to say nothing of ribadoquins. flying dragons and par fridge mortars. rs.-Gentleman's Maga zine.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
This Small World,

About ten years ago, when I was living in village in Illinois," said the red headed man, "I had busip~ss to call me to London. My getting ready for the trip was the talk of the place, md a day CT two before I started l was visited by farmer who was an Englishman and who said:
 "1f you are going to London would you mind seeing my brother Jim and telling him his brother Tom over here is well and doing well and wants him to write oftenerT
 "'What is your brothers other nameT I asked
 "'Smkh, siY-Jim Smith,
 \ told him would keep an eye out for the Smith family, and he thanked me and withdrew. Tn due time l ar. rived in London from Liverpool, and as took cab at the depot I queried of the driver:
 Do you happen to know any one in London named Smithr
 "T'm Smith myself, sir,'- he re piled.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Entitled to One Dollar

Assessors are only entitled to to fee of $1 for assessing alll lands of unknown owners and nonresident in each township, however numerous the holdings may be, is the opinion of attorney General Hal l., Norwood, rende CT ed yesterday in response to a request for opinion of the law by J. E. Hampton, chairman of the State Tax Commission.
 In support of his opinion the ottorney general refers to a de- cision of the Circuit Court of Ar kansas county in the cas of Bell againct the state of Arkansas, affirmed by the Supreme Court. which allowed the assessor of a county only S1 for the assess m ent of nonresident'S proper ty in a township.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
A SPECIALIST SAYS:
"PiIes Can't Be Thoroughly CuredI By
 Outward Treatment

Dr. J. $. Leonhardt, of Lincoln Neb., the celebratep specialist. who has studied every phase of piles says: "Piles can't be thor. oughly cured by ointm ents nor any other oatside treatment. The cause is internal, and needs in- ternal treatment. Dr. Leon dardt perfected Hem -Roid, the first internal pile cure. It. frees circulation in the lower bowel. and has cured 98 per cent. of cases.
 Sold under guarantee at Hes terly Drug Store. Price $1. Dr. Leonhardt Go. Station B. Buffalo N. Y., prop Write for Booklet.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
A Cutting Retort.

Before dinner, at the house of a rich banker In Florence, Colonel (afterward the Earl of Dundas had said some sharp things about the crudities of Americans. Notwithstanding this rudeness it fell to his lot to take Mime. Bonaparte (Betsy Patterson in to ta. ble. He impertinently asked Mime. Bonaparte if she had read Basil Halls book on America, in which he pro- nounced all Americans vulgarians.
 "Yes. Colonel Dundas," she an swered. but 1t did not surprise me in the least. If my compatriots were de scended from the Italians or Spanish, any display of low breeding might as- tonish me; but. being the direct de- scendants of Englishmen, it is natural enough that they should be vulga rians."
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Kelvin ss Damocles.

A characteristic always of Lord Ke!- win was his absolute faith in figures. and this ruling passion once led to his experiment as a Darnocles. When he once solved Il problem in mathematics, he was willing to stake upon its cor rectness not only his reputation, but, if necessary, his life. Taking an i'm mense heavy cannon ball, he calculat- cd with the utmost accuracy the size of the smallest wire which would bear the weight of the load of iron. He then procured length of wire of just the requisite strength and to prove the truth of his figuring had the cannon ball suspended over bis featuring plat form at the very spot where it would be most likely to strike and crush him should the wire give way. and it re- mained there for weeks.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Would Bequeath Her Ears.

Harriet Martineau displayed orig inality in the provisions she made at one time for the disposal of her re- mains. James Payn relates that, hay ing consulted Toynbee, the distinguish ed aurist, with regard to her deafness. 'she was so pleased with the interest he took in her case that she resolved to leave him by teStamentary bequest her ears. She announced this inten- ton in the presence of her medical man, MT. Shepherd, who to my inf nfte amazement observed: But, my dear madam, you can't do that. 1t will make your other legacy worth less.' The fact was, in the interest of science, Miss Martineau had already left her head to the Chronological so- ciety. I asked the doctor how he came to know that Oh he said. she told me so herself She has left f1O in her codicil to me for cutting it off" The doctor, however, died be- fore his patient. and the Chronological society never received the legacy of her heAd.-London Chronicle.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
On Their M;nds

I've got something on my mind that I've got to get rid of," said the author. bursting in and seizing pad and pencil.
 And when you have got rid of 1t and have received check for it there is something down in the milliner's window that l want 10 get on my mipd." said the authors wife. picking up his hat. coat and umbrella-Ex- change.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
A Cheerful Letter.

The following was sent by country man to his son fin college not many years ago:
 My Dear Son-I write to send you two pair of old brooches, that you may have new coat made of them; also some new socks, which your mother knit by cutting down some of mine. Your mother sends you N0 without my knowledge, and for fear you will not spend 1t wisely l have kept back half and only send five. Your moth- CT and l are we'll. except your sister An- nie has got the measles which we think would spread among other girls if Tom had not had them before, and he is the only one left. I hope you well and will do honor to my teachings If you do not you are an ass and your mother and myself are your affectionate parents.
 Nantucket Inquirer and Mirror.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Dining Room of a Circus.

The discipline of an army reigns su preme in circus life, and it Is always interesting to watch how the thousand or more people of such an organiza tion are fed three meals a day without a hitch and as silently as in a big hotel The grass serves as d carpet and the forty or more walters move quickly in and out The kitchen tent is completely equipped with pastry ovens. warming tables, steam vats for stewing, steam urns for coffee and tea boiling ovens and numberless other cooking utensils. The force of cooks numbers sixteen, including the three which tend the campfire, at which nothing but soup is prepared. The ranges fold up and are carried in wagons, and the tents are lighted with electricity at night. It is not unusual to serve as many as 5000 pancakes for breakfast, and GOO loaves of bread are used each day, in addition to crackers and biscuit. The meat consumed eacE day Is somewhere near 900 pounds Such provisions as celery, young on ions. strawberries. radishes, melons etc. are bought in each town, often cleaning out the entire market. Al advance agent of the commissary de partment keeps well in advance of the show. contracting for its supplies fof man and beast.-Popular Mechanics.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
"The Last Ditch."

A dignified origin can be given to the expression ITO die in the last ditch.' On the death of De Witt the Prince of Orange was made head of the Dutch republic. Despite his youth he displayed the courage and tenacity of his race. Do you not see your country is lostT asked the Duke of Buckingham. who had been sent to ne- gotiate at The Hague. There is a sure way never to see 1t lost" replied William, 'and that is to die in the last ditch"
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Cursorv,

Eddie" said the teacher, -can you give definition of cursory? The word is generally used In connection with public speaking. For example, we often read that somebody made few cursory remarks Please write sen tence containing the word cursory."
 After brief struggle Eddie evolved this masterpiece:
 Yesterday my pa helped my ma to hang pictures. and when the ladder fell after pa had climbed to the top of it he bumped his head against the
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
The Amateur Laundress.

If were you," he said as they started out to dinner. I'd get me an- other washerwoman. That waist of yours is very badly ironed. What's the matter:" for suddenly he saw a tear in the eye of the impecunious girl.
 "l ironed it myself" said she.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
Always Picking.

An amusing story is told of the an- swer given by London waif to Sal- vation Army captain. The zealous off, cer had asked the boy what work he did to provide him with food. etc. and the reply was. Il pick strawberries in the summer, pick hops in the au- tumn. pick pockets in the winter, and oakum for the rest of the year."
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
A Modest Request.

Husband of Gifted Writcr-Is your novel nearly done?
 Gifted Writer-Yes, my dear. but my hero must die. you know.
 Well. after he's dead. will you sew this button on for me:"- Fliegende Batter.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09
stumped.

Why. Fuss. you people here don't know anything about fruit Out in Oregon we raise apples as big as your head"
 Do you raise peaches as big as 1 am, Uncle Phil?"
 "Why-er-ah!- Tribune.
The Prescott daily news., 1909-09-09

corner of the dining room table and then made few cursory remarks."- Chicago Record Herald.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-03

doubtedly bringing to bear on him for
more ef1cient instruments to enforce
the State-wide act. There may be pro-
vided by law search and seizure war
rants such as are used In Maine, pro-
visions for the State changing the
venue when prohibition cases are
brought and probably a re-enactment
of the liquor anti-shipping bill.
II 10 regarded as quite significant
that the Governor. In his vehement dis
course at the Auburn banquet table.
employed prsfuse Latin quotations
when speaking of the last Legislature
and also of prohibition and the deficit.
Until then II Is said that Latin has
never crept into the Governors speech
and this IL regarded az ominous, for the
more persistent blind tigers.
As the Governor admitted at the
same banquet. a.. deficit in the treas
ury II Is not impossible that some
steps may be taken at the extra ses-
sion to stop the leaks at least or get
more cash. Nothing definite has been
mentioned. She Governor is Of the
opinion that the deficit is justified.
saying that the State In its broad edu-
cationai, patriotic and charitable poll
cy. had actually put money out at
usury."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-03
NEGROES REoEIvE DEGREEs.
--~-~ar
Agricultural and Mechanics CoIIege q
Normal G9oaea ameeeasful Term.

NORMAL Ga0gea Nueeeeeful Term.
Normal. June a,--tspecial. )---rwenty-
four graduates from the Normal De-
partment receiving their diplomas from
Vice-President Hiram Z. Archer,
brought the exercises of the thirty
fourth annual commencement of the
Agricultural and Mechanical College
to close here last night.
The exercises were OF unusual inter-
est. and took place before an audience
that taxed the capacity of the chapel.
The twenty-four graduates represented
the States Of Alabama, Tennessee. Mis-
sissippi. Georgia. Florida and British
South Africa. Virgil Mathews and
Mahlon Cecil Cooley. both of Tonnes
see won first and second honors re-
spectively.
The exercises were pronounced by
many visitors to be the best in the
history of the institution. being of un-
usual credit on the part OF the stu
dents. The music furnished by the A.
g. NJ. College band, the Minstrenola and
the Treble Clef Clubs, were special fea-
lures OF the occasion.
Rev. e. w. S. Hammonds, d. D.,
Dean Of the Department of Theology,
Walden University, Nashville, Tenn,
delivered the address to the graduates
on the subject "A Study in Clay" He
pointed his hearers to special activity
among their people, looking towards
efficient leadership in their several
communities He stated that of all
things, only one thing survived and
withstood the ravages of time. That
one thing he emphasized as character.
The Importance Of upright leadership
for the negro people was given consid-
cradle attention.
The honorary degrees of Doctor of
Philosophy were conferred upon DR.. C..
O. Boothe, Selma, Ala, and Rev. e. w.
s. Hammond. and the degree Of A. M.
upon the Rev. e. J. Simpson, Bowling
Green, KY.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-03
Ala RalIroad Comnaission.
ThIs VIM stop pIls.lieh

The terrible itching Of piles, ana
piles themselves can be Instantly re-
gold. II IL the -sufrerer1 blessing,
and the first application win prove it.
DE-. Hebra's Ungoid produces Instant
relief and cures all Irritating skin dis
1tch. ringworm. rash and all cuts and
sores.
@Ungcid does more than you claim, 81
says j. n. Bamork, Byron Center. Mich.
DR.. Hebra,s Ungoid is sold at an
Gruggists at SOC q peckr &c. or sent presf
paid by The O. c. Bittner Co. Toledo
Dht7. Always send name Of your druggist
For sals In Axontgomery By h q. Fowlss.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-03
Ae,TATnD Oven THE DISCOVERY.
Government Officials Believe They Have
EOund Treasure Shhp.

EDUM0 1EG1buEc SNIP
Chester, Pa. June 2.--Government
oflcials are agitated over the. discov-
cry of an obstruction in the Delaware
river in the vicinity of Fort Mifflin
which they think may prove to be a
treasure ship which. went down in 1919.
1t is known that. there is boat
at the bottom of the river, at that
point. -
While the government boat Cataract
was working in the vicinity yesterday
the suction pump became clogged and
when It was brought to the surface 1t
was found to contain several fancy
and costly helmets such as were worn
by the English soldiers, and equip
ment Of other descriptions. This dis
covery has led to the belief that 1t is
one of the boats of the English gov
eminent which brought gold to this
country to pay its soldiers during the
war OF 1912.
For the purpose OF bringing the
boat to the surface, the He'll Gate
which has been dredging the river
of this city will be sent to Fort Milf
din,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-03
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..


A Beautiful Church wedding IL Soil
emnfxed Mt Scale.
Scale, June 2.--(Speciaf. 1.-The Meth
odist Church here was the scene OF a
very pretty wedding Tuesday morning
at 1890 o'clock, when Rev. c. BX Pill
ley Joined in marriage Mr.. George An
derson of Union Springs and Miss
Martha Holland, of Scale.
The church was beautifully decorat-
ed with smilax, palms, ferns and mag
nolias. Before the bridal party enter
ed the church, Mrs. r. M. Brannon
beautifully sang. "I'il Go to the End of
the World With You" Mrs. Bos
waddell presided at the piano and Miss
Mary Benton played the accompani-
ments on the violin.
AS the chorus composed OF Misses
Lula Kate Cade, OF Union Springs. Ell
ma Holland, Mrs. C. C. Brinson,
Messrs. Bos waddell, R. H. Holland,
and r. NJ. deGraffenried, Of Scale.
sang Lohengrin's Bridal Chorus" the
bridal party entered In the following
order: Ushers, Messrs. J. N. Anderson
of Hurtsboro, j. B. Reid of Union
Springs, r.. III. Chadwick of Columbus,
s. P. Anderson of Pittsview: brides
maids, Misses vela Childs. Ruth Love-
lace and frankie of Union Springs,
Lillian Emerson of Montgomery; maid
Of honor, Miss AIitt Holland. r
The groom came In with Mr.. T. w.
Anderson, his best man, while the
bride entered with her father, who
gave her away.
The bridesmaids wore beautiful
dresses of soft white material and car
ried bouquets OF white daisies and as
paragus fern. The bride made love-
ly appearance in a tan travelling suit of
rajah silk and carried large bouquet
of white brides roses.
Immediately after the ceremony they
left for short trip to Savannah and
Florida. They will make their home
at Union Springs, where Mr.. Anderson
is the ticket agent for the Central
Railroad.