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Evening star., 1909-09-02
Red Sox Are Lucky.

DANVII.l-E, Va. September BY
punching hits off Vail in the first
inning the Red Sox took the last of
the series from Portsmouth yesterday
With the exception OF the first inning
vail pitched steady game, though
his pass of Sullivan III the eighth in
ming gave the game To the locals after
the score had been tied. Morisscy, Tor
the locals. pitched n good game, cxcept
Tor the hrst and fourth innings. Dan
ville's four runs in the first came as
result of home run by Fisher.
singles by King and Tydeman and
clever base running. Score:
Danvtile. - q o q x-3
Portsmouth. .:...... y . . . o.
Earned runs = Portsmouth, ]: Damy,ltc, =.
Stolen basss-king. Sullivan SacrGc, bir:--
King, Magee. stafford. Two-basr hit--Sinn,ai.;
Double play Reinhart 10 Magee to stafford
Home Fisher. Left on bases Por, ,.mouih
): Danvillc. u. Bases balls--oa Vail 8:
on Moriissay. :. Struck out--By Vail u by
MorriSsey. .: Time IF gaInc--I hour apd 20
minutes. Imp-t-Mr. Pender.
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Rig Cricket Match Ahead.

TIE Washington, Cricket Club will play
a match game with the crack Sons OF st.
George Cricket Club OF Baltimore on La
bor day, the game starting at noon.
On Saturday afternoon al 3 o'clock the
Presidents team Will meet the Treas
,,rer's team In q ciub match, and this
VIII ne the las; woca out of the club be-
fore Mondays i,g game. Acting Capt.
Frank S'lcesmith announces that tho
team VIII be made up from the following
lis. of T,iayers: Mct.uobfn. Norman. Rob-
errs, Barr. Sousa. Hunt, Marshall. Pigott.
cannon. King. Rhodes, Crocl,cr, Callen-
da- and Snoesmith.
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Athletics Dropping Backward.

CHICAGO. September 2.-Chicago yes
terday defeated Philadelphia 8 to , in 4
loosely played game. in which six pitch
were used. The game was called
after the first half of the eighth to al
low Philadelphia to catch a train east.
Walsh strained his side before he had
pitched to one batter and retired in
favor of Scott. A two-bagger by Cole
and singles by Altizer and Owens We're
instrumental I'm scoring five runs in the
fifth and winning the game for Chicago.
Score:
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BASE BALL NOTES.

Athletics play the Nationals tomorrow
at American League Park. Game starts
at 4 o'clock. Ladies' day.
Looks like Marse Joe has picked up at
least one good man In Lelivelt. The kid
can certainly sting the ball, and he will
surely improve In fielding.
One of Detroits brass bands is already
practicing on the air of '-Tessie' In an
ticipation of accompanying the Tigers TO
Pittsburg in the worlds series.
Cliff Blankenship left for the coast last
night. He Is to manage the Portiands
and should make good. Blank Is a nice
fellow, but hardly major league caliber.
Manager Cantiilon has had experienced
scouts In all Of the minor leagues, and
there is not player worth drafting WHO
has no; been tied up for the past two
months or more.
Messenger and Cole, the two new OUT
fieIders of the u hitc SoX. are making
Continued on Eighteenth Page
Evening star., 1909-09-02

Camnitz jr.: Wheeling ". M. McKcchnie
RoacTt Tcrleton: Hartford. Hidden, Luyster;
Aberdceu. Vincent. Caupbeil.
BY New York--Iron Bcarlstown kommcrs
Springfield. Metz. George DAILY; Dallas Louis
Brurkee: Shreveport. klawitter; Springfield
III, Bell: New Haven. Zaclrsr.
ny E-iua--Fron, Monmouth. S.ner: Omaha.
Lane: McKcesport Kctz; Canton. Rariden; ;
Hartford. F-ans: Milwaukee, Curtis: Indian
apos. Shaw.
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NIshtiel Tor NiliettS III the tentn-
tive ont when winning run was scored.
Detroit. ....... . o . q o ~ u -
Boston .-...... U q O0 q 0-i
Tw"'asc hits-Crawford, Gcssler. Threc-base
hit u. Jones. Home run-Cobb Sacrifice hits
- rawford -, 0'Leary. O'Connel Cicotte.
sacrifice fy-'iessler. Stolen bases-C Cobb Niles.
Wagner. Siahl. Cicotte. Bases on bals-oh
Spsnr |; of Willetts. 1; on Muilin. =. Hit by
pitcher by WiiIetts, 1. Left on bases-Detroit,
;: Boston 8. Struck out-By Cicotte. 5. Dou-
HE plays Bush to Delehanty 70 T. Jones; Wag
ncr 10 o'Connel to Stahl: Speaker to Carrigan.
Tn p.res-Nessrs. Perrine and Sheridan. Time
1i game. hours and 20 minutes
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and two-i birds innings; of Coomhs, 5 in four in
nings off Krause, = in inning: of Dygert.
In two innings Sacrifice hit-Oldring. Stolen
bases -IsbcIl. Altizer Struck out-By Scott -
by Burus. - by COMBS. 8: ny Dygert ]. Bases
hnls-off Scott. I of Burns. 2: of Coombs
Isheli to Owens 10 Atz: krause 10 Thomas to
Davis: Atz to Parent Isbei. Left on bases
chicago. =; Philadelphia q. Hit by pitcher
By Scott. -. Umpircs = Mcssrs. Evans and
. ioughlin. Time of game-1 hour ami 45 min
utcs.
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Colin May Race Again.

LEXINGTON. Ky. September al
though it was announced by various
papers of the country that Colin. the
great racing stallion of James r. Keene
would return tn Cas,leton stud here this
month and would retire from the turf
il vas learned from Maj 4. r. Dainger-
field brother-in-l8W OF keene and man
ager OF Castle.on stud. that the great
horse will not return 20 America for
perhaps IA year. II il no; known why
the horse will he kept in England next
season. and /; may ic possible that the
champion Will be entered II ancthc: race
before he retires from the turf.
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Az gies Lost Golden Chance.

Noycs threw Venncman out at first.
Sanders drove u single to center. Murphy
beat out u hit along the first base line
Herring dropped BUscher's throw on
Bryan's tap Sanders scored on passed
ball, Murphy going to third and Bryan
to second. Doyle forced Murphy at the
plate. and then stole second. Priest
walked. Hayes threw Taylor out. One
run.
Eighth inning e-NeDnemap caught More
lands foul. Priest got Buscher's fiv.
TaXlor got under JIaDdiboe's drive. No
runs
NeWberry struck ont Hesslcr caught
Webers iy. Sennema:i famed.
Ninth !nning-i5ryan caught kcanes
drive tIcsSler walked. he stole second
but Prizes, ragged him out when he over
slid The bag. Taylor got Hayes fiy. No
runs.
Sanders aud Murphy struck out. and
Enane euGeJ the game when he caught
Bryap's hard dive 10 left.
The
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bUSCHER'S PITCHING
WINS SF0R BRENTWOOD
Pilots His Team to Victory for
the Second Time in
Two Days.

In one OF the most Interesting and eX-
citing games of ball ever played in this
city Brentwood defeated Agriculture at
American League Park yesterday by the
score Of q to j. And to Buscher. the same
individual who held Bethany 10 three
hits Tuesday. goes the credit. for his
performance was a great one. not only
because he was winning his second hard
contest in two days. but because os the
fact that his teammates, under the strain
Of the close contest, made five errors back
of him. Both mines made errors, hut be-
cause of the great importance of the
game the men were overeager and the
misplays can be attributed to that fact.
In almost every inning there was one or
more men on the bases. and the spec
tators were kept worked up during the
entire game.
Nearly thousand loyal followers CT
the two teams were on hand to see the
deciding contest IN section A. and the
cheering was continuous. Buscher re-
ceived a great ovation when the game
terminated, and his great pitching feat
gained for him universal praise.
Sanders was batted hard all through
the game, and it seemed that Brent
woods total would mount into double
figures. but good support saved Eim.
Unless Brentwood takes a brace today iIl
Its fielding. however, the District cham
pionship is likely to go to the section 1
leaders
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Claude Rossman. former first haseman
OF the Detroit American League team,
arrived In st. Loa's last night afte, re
fusiaS for ten days TO join. the local
Americans He was traded ry the De-
rSit mana cement 70. Tom Jones' Ross
MAJ 100 iacauaintapces that he will re-
port to Manager McAleer today.
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Sarrif.- iiis-PoNrIl Groom stone kilifer.
stolen hascs- McSle"S" 80. stone. k'iiifer. Me-
RrIdc. Hit by i,i,ch.r-Iy Groom, /. Wild pitch
Fowl First ba>s oa ball on Powell. .: of
cir an l. Struck by POWELL :; by Groom,
., Hits i,ad,.--OF Oberlin. :; In inning with
non. ont: N Groom. hif. in innings: "G
Powell II hits in = -. innings. Left buses
81 foIis !: Washington. :. Umpire Mr.. Egan.
Ti,ae of game hour and 10 minutes
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Long Hits and Total Bases.

The following figures show how the Ma
tionais compared with the four western
teams in batting and fielding. sacrifice
hitting. base pilfering and double plays
during, the trip:
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Brentwood .......U . . 1 / O--s
Three-basc hit Priest. Two-base hit-New-
berry. Sacrifice hits -Handiboe. keane. Noyes.
Herring. Passed bal--Moseland stolen tases-
Sewbcrry. Sander. Wild pitch -Buscner. Bases
on balls--cn Sanders. l; on Ruschcr. ). Struck
out-By Buscher. II Umo'res -Messrs. Belts
and Hughes. Time OF game. hours and 10
minutes.
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doc" Reissl.ng may pitch for the Ma
tionals tomorrow, and with Iohe in tAe
game the outfit will probably draw out
a nice crowd
Evening star., 1909-09-02
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Today's Games

Today's Games.
Pittsburg at Boston.
Chicago at brooklyn.
ST Louis al New York
Cincinnati at Philadelphia
Yesterdays Results.
New York. .; st. Louis. G.
Cincinnati. :; Philadelphia g.
Cincinnati. 8; Philadelphia !.
Chicago, IL; Brooklyn, O..
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American Association.
South Atlantic League.

At Columbus -coiumbus. 10; Indianapolis, 4.
At Toledo--Louisv;lle. I; Toledo. o.
At st. Paui-St. Paul. :. Milwaukee, 5.
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Southern League.

At acknowledgements. l: Atlanta, o.
81 Little Rock-Birminghan 4STittlc Rock. O.
at New Orleans-Sew Orleans 2: Nashville. D.
vt Molile-First game-MontgOmery, :; Mobile
Second game-Mobile. !; Montgomery, .,
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Individual Batting Averages.
Individual Fielding Averages.

Totals ..... IL 4@3 81 l03
sSiatfery called upoa III six games, Miller
in two Oberlin ia and Milan in one as sub
stituteS for other batsnlen.
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At Colum bus Columbus. 4: Jacksonville. g.
At knOxville-t hattanou.a. ): Knoxville, o.
At Acknowledgements. 8: Columbia, 1.
At Macon-Macon, q: Savannah. o.
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Roller Throws Olson.

PORTLAND, Ore, September :-B. r.
Roller last night defeated Charles Olson
hight heavyweight Champion Of the world.
In two straight falls, In X, minutes and %
minutes respectively The first fall was
on az 4 m iock and crotch hold, and the
second n chance ery
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Today's Games.
81. Louis at Chicago
Boston ut Detroit.
New York at Cleveland.
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.........13 322 III

Note.Stceet. in the thirteen games in which
terry. in two games. with one, which are charged
errors and placed In the error column.
Evening star., 1909-09-02
The Game in Detail.

First inning-Handiboe was out on u
fly to Bryan. Keane hit fly to Bryan,
who made pretty catch. Hessler singled
ond. No runs.
Murphy famed. Bryan did likewise.
Kenny threw Doyles bounder low to
Weber, Connie safe at first. Doyle stole
second, but was left there when Priest
struck out No runs.
Second inning-Salb singled to center.
kenny's attempted sacrifice resulted In
a pretty bunt.s Sanders caught Salb nap
ping at second. and his throw to Priest
got him easily. Herring sacrificed.
Sanders to Weber. Murphy threw Noyes
out at first. No runs.
Taylor was called out on strikes. New
berry doubled to left. keane making
great try for the ball. Weber struck out.
threw wild to first, Newberry scoring
and Weber going to second. Venneman
singled. and went to second when Handi
Doe threw the ball home. Sanders hit
to Salb, who threw to the plate too late.
Weber scoring. Sanders stole second. and
when Noyes threw wild to catch him. Ven
neman scored Murphy struck out and
Bryan was out. Salb to Herring. Three
runs
Third inning-Buscher singled TO left.
Weber dropped Doyle's assist on Handi-
boe's hit. keane sacrificed, Venneman TO
Wcper. Hessler knocked q high bounder
to Sanders and was safe at first, Bnscner
scoring on the play. Hayes out. Sanders
to Weber. Handiboe held on third. Tay-
Moreland took Noyes' place behind the
plate.
Doyle lined 10 Salb. Herring got Priests
fly. Busciier struck out Taylor.
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Yesterdays Results.
MINOR LEAGUES.
Eastern League.
Western League

Al Observation-Disclosures, Z; jersey City. T.
At Toronto-Toronto, 4; Newark 10.
Western League.
At Topeka-Topeka. 6; Omaha, d
At Pueblo-Puebio. 8: Lincoln, !.
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Brentwood Ties the Score.

.
Herrings drive was too hot for Sanders.
Lefty being safe. Mooreiand sacrt-
feed, Sanders to Weber. Buscher forced
Kenny at the plate, Murphy to Venneman.
Handiboe beat out a hit to second. Kenny
scoring. Murphy fumbled keane's tap,
Buscher scoring. Keane stole second.
Sanders got Hess,ers bunt. and made q
fine throw 10 first. Two runs.
Newberry tried TO dodge a fast one, the
ball hitting his bat and rolling to Herring
lor an easy out. Weber walked. Venne-
man famed. Buscher caught Weber off
first. No runs.
Fifth innfilg-Hayes was safe on Web
er's error and promptly stole second. Salb
hit to Sanders. who threw to third too
Venneman threw to center when Salb
tried to steal. Hayes scoring, but Salb was
out at the plate. Taylor to Doyle to ven-
neman. Kenny singled but on Herring s
fy TO Priest, he was doubled at first. One
run.
Buscher and Herring disposed of San
ders. Noreland got Murphy's foul fly.
Kenny threw Bryan out.
Sixth inning-Moreland singled to center
BusclIer hit to Sanders. who threw to
Doyle to catch Moreland. Connie drop
ped the ball, both runners safe. Handiboe
sacrificed. Doyle to Weber. On keane' s
out Moreland scored. Priest threw
Hessler out.
Kenney hurled Doyie's bunt to the
bIeachers. the runner going to second.
Priest tripled to deep center, Doyle scor-
ing. but Priest was out at the plate try
ing TO stretch his hit into n home run.
Taylor out. kcnney to Herring. New
berry walked and stole second. Weber
popped TO Saib One run.
Seventh inning-Priest made wonder
ful stop and throw on Hayes. getting
his man at first By step. Salb got a
scratch hit to third, and stole second,
but when he stepped OFF the bag Psicst
tagged him out. Kenney was safe on
Murphv's error, and pilfered second. Her
ring singled to right, scoring kenney
but was ont trying to stretch 1t into u
double One run.
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Batted for Stree, in The ninth.
RStted for Groom In tho ninth.
Evening star., 1909-09-02
American League.

By, st. l.ouis-Elom Portland. pitcher Kinsella
Omaha w T.. Ioilcnbeck. !. g.. Fisher. Bert
King; Springfield. Mo-. Earl Hamilton: keoxuk.
Corridon. Pitcher Brough: Houston. killfer; Lar
Johnston Vancouver. Gilligan: keOkuk Keichie.
by Athietics-From Heading, Morris Hath:
Wikcsbarrc Malloy and Nc,nan: Atlanta, Frank
Atkins: Newark, Iapp: Milwaukee, Strunk
Utica. EgsD.
by Cbirago- From Minneapolis. Fred Olinstc..:
Springfield. Mass. Collins: Springfield. ILL.,.
Waite: Los Angeles. John Gcall: New bedford.
Roland Borrows: Shreveport. Arnold Gan1ii lies
Moincs. Walter Mattick. Frank Miller. Frank
ha: hanre T. p bal,on Dalton! !; y Niehgn william
River Messenger: San Franciaco. u. II. Zeider:
Wichita. cole
BY New York From I.ocsy Mount, Joseph
Walsh: Marion. tnrrrll: Altoona. u. Daniels:
Newark. Arthur Mueller: Hartford. Fisher and
Waneri Newark. frill Altoons. wo;el and Tie
myer; Akron. T. +. carr,li: Utica Madden; To-
ronto. Mitchell: Portland. johnson: LANCASTER
Roach.
BY Boston From Freepor Young: baltimore.
'hcch. Hutchinson. Hunt: Hacine. Eberly; Wor-
Thompson: Provid''nce. Barh.rch: Sacraln 10 INTO.
Myers: Oakland bnfy. lewis Milwaukee, lsrry
Pape: Lowell. Vcnable. Toward: i;ro-ktoii
o'Toolc: Worcester. Bradley, Anderson Yerkcs:
81. Paul Charles Hall. I'D Karger
Hy petrntt From Hrocktun. simeon Murch:
Grafton. n. .. Gamer; Rock Island. Harden:
Mobile I.eliyelt: Musk"gac. IN; Cavit:: Aber.
Iccn Pcrnni Madison. John Ness.
Il, Cleveland From spokane. Gregg: tinldsh,ro.
Harry ntis: San Antonio. STARK Harry Ablcs
Wirchcli: Hoapnke. Walter Doane: Peoria Hir.
gins: columbus. hirIogsr anc Jink San Antonio
William Mitchell: Lima. Sykes and Rni,Iy:
Springfield. H.. Patrick: mai .anoc2a. Rask.tte:
Waterloo. Kent; Los Angeles, koestner; sag
Hy Washington From Minneapolis. Rapp and
Downs: from Shreveport, William Yohe.
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IVT 'I'N'FII IT VT FIFT''FIt
So Louis. s..-........-. - - - ~ u
Evening star., 1909-09-02
National League.

BY BROOKLYN Prom Mobile. Whcar; connells-
Vile H. ". Myers: Lawrence, CaTterson: r.
chester. Erwin: Winston r-Saicm. Raymond and
Dent: Harri burg. Seb:ing: Andersen. Lee Mey-
ers: Shreveport. George Smith: Oklah IN },
Downey: Hni,ston Blnkeiy: Hannibal Evsn.
Hamilton. Kraft. swain: Lawrence. Kneutzer;
Rochester. Bareer aud Holly; Chattanooga.
Forbes Alcock.
Hy Cincinnati From Rockford Alvin Dolcn:
Macon. James Laiitt; Wichita. Brennan: Ce lar
Rapids. Carmichael End. Ashley: LIS Angeles
oakes Atlanta. castleton: San Francisco Mo-
riaFi,y: New Britain. McCabr; Guthrie. PattHr-
son; Montreal: Thomas Clark. s smith; Los
ADgplcs. +. Hosp; Hutchinson. Stanley; CHIT
tsnooga. Johnson: Wilkesbarre. Konnick: Bir-
minghani. Elun: Utica. Doyle: Dayton. Il. a.
smith Lyons Mazda: Quincy. Charles Keys:
New Castle. Lynch.
by ST Louis From Decatur. Laudermilk,
Rarkwel. Coweil: Shreveport. Harmon: CO.
iunfals Geyer: Seattle. Mctsfc: Galveston,
Johisnn Sacramento. Enrigb,: Shreveport.
WARNINGS James Eeigers: ,irecnyiIle. Eeteher: !:
Oakland. Murphy: Vernon. Raleigh: Springfield.
Bel
By chicago From Gutlirie. Geist and Willis;
Eay CITY. Cole: Danviilr. Fshe-
Ey Philadelphia From flrHk,eayie, Well
chnYec Har:eii, J,,6n Hanion; Har,i.lnI:g.
Hartley.
Ry :Pi.tsi,urg- From Northampton Bridges;
Dallas, Eugene Moo.e: Mckeesport. Il. H..
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Continued on Eighteenth Page,
Evening star., 1909-09-02

Messenger and Cole the two new out
fieIders of the White SoX. are making
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Suggestive Questions on the Sunday school
Lesson by Rev. DR.. Linscott Tor the
International Newspaper Bible Study Club.
january 3Ist. 1909.

Holy Spirit ?
Is a man filled with the Holy Spirit,
always bravep
Was Peter specially filed with the
holy Spirit, for this occasion, or was
he now always filed with him ?
If man today recognizes the Holy
Spirit in him, and so acts, Is he al
ways filed with the holy sp rit ?
Verses 9.10-How was the impotent
man made whole ?
What does the expression "in the
name of Jesus" signify2
What would have happened If the
Jews had accepted Jesus ?
Verses 1I12-These verses staSe
that Jesus is the chief stone In the
Christian Temple, and the only mau
through whom salvation can be had
now what do these two statements
mean ?
Verses l3-14-what is the great
evidence that Christianity is true ?
Verses Is 1S-Do some leaders still
commit the suicidal folly, OF being
afraid of the truth ?
Verses 10 22-Has any man to-day
authority to bind the conscience OF
any other man?
What is the authority to which men
should always yield implicit ooedi'
ence ?
How can we tell whether our teach
ers are right or wrong?
To what authority did Jesus commit
the education or instruction OF the
Christian (See John xiv; l6, II, Is
XIV: 20 xvi u, I3, ct ses
Has Jesus authority concerning
the Holy Spirit ever been supe7'
seded?
Verses 23.31--When we obey God CO
we always have to rejoice over true
victory?
What is the inspiration, of prevail
ing prayer and success, In the cause
Of God?
Lesson for Sunday Feb, Tth, 1907
True and False Brotherhood. Acts
iv: 30 own
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The Trial of Peter and John Acts
iv:13l.
Golden Text.-They we're all filed
with the HOLY Spirit and they spake
the word of God with boldness. Acts
iv;31
Verses 1.3.-Why did these priests,
who we're Gods appointees for carrv-
ing on his church, oppose Peter and
John, seeing they were in the same
service? This question must be
answered in writing by members OF
the club
Are professional teachers of reli.
gion naturally jealous, when others
begin to teach, and are making 1t a
success?
Have priests and preachers in the
past, been quick, or slow, to see Gods
new revelations of truth, whether iu
science or theology ?
If two persons are really one with
God, will they persecute one another
for difference of opinion, no matter
how wide apart?
What made the Roman Catholics
burn the Protestants?
What made Calvin, the Apostle OF
Professionalism, cause the burning OF
Seryestus?
Should sincere man ever be pun
ised, or even blamed, for a wrong
opinion
Is it possible for lover Of truth to
reach the goal, without passing
through some error
Verse Allow is 1t that some ac-
cept, and some reject essential spirit
ual truth on the same evidence
Verses 5.7-Why was 1t that these
rulers did not recognize Jesus as the
sent of God ?
Is 1t possible that these Priests In
their hearts believed that Peter and
John were right, and opposed them
because their own craft was in dan
ger?
Verse s.--What gave Peter and
John such boldness
What is it to be filed with the
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MRS. SOLOMON
Seven Hundpedth Wife OF the Wise
King Makes Some Interest
ing Confessions.

Translated by Helen Rowland for
the Columbus Dispatch.l
Behold, my daughter, the modesty
of man. Mark his humility Yea,
search for 1t with a microscope; for
It covereth him lightly--even as the
garments of Salome.
Verify, though he hath the face of
a cartoon, the morals of a Boni De
Castellane, the manners of a janitOr,
and the back hair of an art student,
yet when he seeketh a wife he wanteth
only perfect being.
Yea, the wife of his majesty, Satan,
must be above reproach, and the
living skeleton demandeth a woman
with the figure of Venus. He that
eateth with knife and manicureth
his nails in public is looking for a
perfect lady, and Methuselah admir-
eth nothing over sixteen.
Go to, my daughter, art thou a
mans ideal?
Hast thou the grace of a chorus
girl and the wisdom of sphinx? +?
Hast thou the mind of Minerva
and the beauty of Lillian RussellY
Hast thou talent for cooking, the
innocence of an ingenue, the fascina-
tions of Cleopatra and the cunning
little ways of Billie Burke ?
Then shalt thou "do'--only provid-
ing thou possessest along with all of
these an overwhelming modestY which
shall make thee perfectly willing to
be a side dish--even a plaything,
which can be picked up and dropped
like unto an old pipe.
Verify, verify, when a man seeketh
wife he seeketh a bargain. He
wanteth everything and he doubteth
not that he can get it for nothing
Selah
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If You Are a Trifle Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, it's some
satisfaction to know that many peo-
pie can wear shoes size smaller by
sprinkling Aliens Foot-Ease into
them. Just the thing for Patent
Leather Shoes, and for breaking In
New Shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c.
Palestine's ancient wells, famous In
history for centuries, are giving away
to pumping by modern engines and
outfits, particularly for watering gar
dens and orchards. There is a large
dem and for and import of pumps.