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The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
Bud Got Creased Up

Bud Hinckley, who amt quite right
in his head, got into a awful mess one
day last week which he amt exactly
over as yet and may not be for some
time to come.
Bud he seen sumbuddy greasing
wagon which give him q idee, so ne
thort he would do the same thing tc
the little red wagon which his mother
gave him last Xmas, so Bud he tux the
wheels often the wagon, but he didn't
have no grease so he snuk into Sim
Wilkins shed next door and found a
pail OF coal tar, so Bud he made be-
lieve that this pail Of tar was wagon
grease, so he peTcccded to grease his
wagon, and when he got through Buds
own mother didn't scarsely know him.
When Mrs. Hinckley happened 10 come
out the back door and seen Bud there
smeared with coal tar from head to
foot, she hollers out: 1T amt possible
that you be my Bud, be you2'
But he had tar on his hands up to
his shoulders and his hair was Ill
messed up with It and one eve was full,
TO say nothing OF his clothes. Mrs.
Hinckley laid Bud acrost her knees and
give him good spaniin, and got her
own clothes, and espeshially her hands,
all over tar. Then she warshed Bud in
kerosene and got some OF the tar often
his face, but she couldn't git It outen his
hair, so she tux him to Harve Hines,
our tonsOrial barber, and had Harve
cut Buds hair down clost to the roots,
and as a result Harve got tar all over
his shears and also over his clippers
and also his barber chair. Harve SAYS
he calkilates Bud will tar up the whole
entire town Of Bingville before he gits
through.
AS for the red wagon, it amt a red
wagon no more-it's tar-black wagon.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25

Right down warm for August. amt
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
Bill Made a Mistake

Bill Hepburn, our artistick black
smith, went TO the co. seat last Satler-
day, as ushual ostensibly on business.
but more espeshially to git full and come
home and disgrase hisself as he has did
every Satterday for, 10. these MANY
years. Bill got a half sal jug Of ticker
and also a half gal jug OF ammonia for
his wife. After he started home he be-
gin on the jug Of licker and KEEP at It
until It was most half empty, and Jest
before he got to Bingville he thort he
would take another pull at the jug, 50
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25

he did, and then he spit out what he
had begin to drink and hollered ike
wild lnJun until ne was heered all over
Bingville. becuz what ne drunk the last
time was ammonia, which like to Of
choked him 10 deth. The only way Bill
can acct for it IS that the two jugs goi
jolted up in transit and become MKT
as you might say, so as he couldn't ter
one from tother. being as they was both
alike Most folks thinks it was power
ful good Joke on Bill.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
Apples

or anything else My ladders has
saved many lives. If you. are need
ing ladder, come 70 me and talk about
L and prapS we can come to terms as &c
price, ct cetery. The price of these
ladders depends on how long they
be7-long ladders costs more than short
ones and vice versa. ! oallilate / bet
ter charge so much per foot. Then if I
charge
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
EnuR

per foot there won't be no dissatiss
fackShion on my part and ] trust
there won't be on yours.
Yours for ladders,
SIMON COOPER,
BingYille Ladder Mia
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25

EN- off with, heyi | make ladders
and that's why ! advertise same for
sale. make EN- outen spruce or hem
lock or poplar, jest as you desire These
ladders IS turrible handy to put up into
a tree TO walk up on or to pick
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
Ladders

Made by me. Apple picLin time has
almost arriv which reminds me that
you will haft to have a ladder when
you come to pick your apples.
How can you pick apples often the high
Inns If you amt got no ladder to
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
THE BINGVILLE BUGLE!
The LeaGing Paper of the County
Observation-Disclosures

The cheapest advertising medium IN the
country. II you believe In advertising come
and see rs. For further information call on
or address the editor.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

pastures are dead. Many keep their
producing COWS on half feed when
they are not on pasture and still ex-
pect the cows to make up the loss.
If a COW is worth keeping at all she
is worth feeding all she can eat and
can be induced to eat. If it is not
found profitable to purchase extra
foods, SO that the cows may have all
that they will consume, then it is best
to keep only as many COWS as feed can
be provided for on the farm.
Make the cow produce all the milk
she can by good care and feed and
do not let her go dry until the time
she is ready to turn dry. Keep the best
heifers from the best ows
The illustration shows a prize win.
ming Holstein. She a tested by the
Cornell station in March last and
showed a yield in seven days of 2S.44
pounds of butter fat. This is equiva-
lent to 1856 pounds of commercial
butter at 80 per cent. fat.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
DAIRY cow is PROFITABLE
Lei the Animal Stand on Her Own
Merits and Not That Of Her An.
cestry-Test Her Milk.

Some people seem to keep milk
simply because others keep
them, without regard to whether the
cows are paying a profit. For a COW
to be worth Keeping she must pay 4
profit on the feed and care given her.
For her to be really worth while she
should produce 100 per cent. more
milk than her feed costs, including
pasture, of course.
1t does not matter so much what
breed a COW belongs to. Simply be-
cause she is of Jersey or Holstein
blood is not positive prof that she
is more than paying her way. A COM
mon COW may be doing better than
She. The only way to find out what
she is doing is to weigh and test her
milk at regular and frequent inter
walls. Let her stand on her merits
and not on her ancestry.
One reason why some COWS do not
pay greater profits is because they are
not fed all the nutritious feed they
will eat. This is especially the case
with many farmers in winter, when
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
THEIR PLACE OF Meeting
Inference Plainly Set Forth Was Not
by Any Means What the Lady
Dean Meant.

The lady dean of a w%ell-known
girls college, being very much an
noyed that the girls after chapel on
Sunday morning waited around-the en-
trance of the assembly room and
stood in groups on the stairs instead
of dispensing at once, resolved to in
stitute a reform. So at the regular
chapel service one morning she arose
with much dignity and made the fol-
lowing remarks:
Il have noticed a growing tendency
among the young ONE to linger
about the chapel Sunday mornings,
blocking the halls and stairs. Here
after the following order will be pre-
served in leaving chapel: First the
president will pass away Then l will
pass away. Then the faculty members
will pass away, and finally the stu
dent body by classes will pass away,
and we will all meet below"
1t is needless to say why she never
finished her sentence.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
DAIRY NOTES.

Soft, white butter comes from hot
ream.
Have salt where the COW can get it
every day.
Gypsum makes a good absorbent for
barn floors.
Milk quietly, clearly, quickly. Cows
dislike haste.
A good deal depends upon the man
behind the cow. -,
1t is not possible by any known
method to make dirty milk into
clean butter.
When a man begins to keep records
Of his herd it is a good long step to-
ward success.
Do not leave the COW out in any
kind of a torn until they are wet. or
chilled through.
Do not allow COWS to crowd through
narrow doors. Be sure that the ap-
proaches to the stable are level and
easy. . Il 'ft<i
When men begin testing and keep
ing records, it is interesting to see
how much better care they give their
cows.
White specks in butter are little
particles of casein. When they appear
there is some fault in the a or
milk management.
Feed is too high to allow unprofit-
able animals to consume it, when pay
ing COWS can be obtained for the
same amount OF money.
must be given to the comfort of the
COWS if their owners expect to sleep
with no twinges of conscience.
1t seems like a good deal of trouble
to strain the cream just before churn-
ing, but when that is done there will
be no white speoks in the butter.
You like pumpkin pie, do you not?
The COWS like pumpkins, too. Give
them some and see how the color of
the milk and butter will deepen.
When cream Is ripe churn it; II
you side-track it to go visiting or do
something else it will get too acid,
then the butter is sure to be of poor
quality.
Don't shut your COW up tight in
the barn these nights. They must
have plenty of good, fresh air. And
then they need to move around some
during the night.
Don't allow the good looks of a COW,
or the large quantity of milk given
by her, to tempt you to hold on to her
if she can't show up a cream test to
match the amount of milk.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
CONDUCTOR WENT TOO FAR
Diplomatic Step Was All Right, But
He Didn't Know Just When
/. .-:k to Stop.

A much-bothered conductor on an
east-bonnd car was asked by 9 chilly
lady passenger to close the ventila-
tors. AS he had already been impor-
tuned to open them BY a half dozen
other $ patrons he resorted to diplo-
macy.
"Madam," he said IN a "%coni1d9htial
tone. I'D gladly close the ,venulators,
but unfortunately a health officer is
aboard the car and he insists that
they must be left open. I'd make my
self liable to a lot Of trouble II I
opposed him"
"A health oficer?" said the lady.
"Yes'm,"' replied the conductor. And
then intoxicated by the success, Of his
scheme he uuhappily added-"the one
with the brown derby"
The lady looked and q change came
yer her face.
THE n with the brown derby?"
she repeated. -...
"Yes'm. They say he's quite an ex-
pert on germs and things. I believe
he's a German gentleman"
The lady stared at the conductor.
Hes nothing of the kind" she
snapped. 1.-The man with the brown
derby is my husband"
Whereupon the conductor beat a
hasty retreat.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
Public Sentiment Aroused.

Every state west of the Mississippi
except Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, X Ne
yada and New Mexico has now joined
the fight against tuberculosis. State
sanitoria for the treatment of tubercu-
'losis patients have been now estab-
lished in Minnesota, Idaho, Missouri,
Arkansas. North Dakota, South : Da-
kota and Oregon. State Anti-Tuber.
culosis associations have been organ.
ICED and are at work in Washington.
Oregon, California. Arizona, Montana,
North Dakota, Colorado, Nebraska,
Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Minnesota,
Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas and Louis
lana. In all these states, strenuous ef'
forts to wipe out tuberculosis are be.
ing taken. ,, ..
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
SORE EYES CURED.
Eye-6alIs and Lids Became Terribly
lnflamed-Was Unable to Go About
All Other Treatments Failed, But
Cuticura Proved Successful.

"About two years ago my eyes got
In such a condition that I was unable
to 60 about. They were terribly in
famed, both the balls and lids. I
tried home remedies without relief.
Then I decided to go to our family
physician, but he didn't help them.
Then I tried two more of our most
prominent physicians, but my eyes
grew continually worse. At this time
a friend of mine advised me to try
Cuticura Ointment, and after using it
about one week my eyes were con-
siderably improved, and in two weeks
they we're almost well. They have
never given me any trouble since and
! am now sixty-fve years old. shall
always praise Cuticura. G. B. Halsey,
Mouth of Wilson, Va, Apr. 1, 1908"
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp. Sole Props, Boston.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
FEEDING for Butter.

er must feed good. clean grain and
hay or other feed product. No moldy
or rotten stuff should be used with
dairy cows, writes A. E. Reed in Amer,
lean Agriculturist. Stables can be
clean, light and dry. The right kind
of COWS should be kept. BY this ]
e animals that will give good
rich milk that will make a well-col.
ored, hard butter. A COW whose milk
makes, white or soft butter will put
the output from a herd of grade. A
farmer cannot make f~irst-class but.
ter from a cow that gives poor milk.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
hjoher Price for Butter.

With the high price of meats and
almost all other staple foods, 1t Is
very likely that butter will 60 to a
high mark this winter. At the pres
ent price OF butter it is as economical!
a food for the poor man in the city as
meat, and is preferred by most peo-
Pile. With the high prices of butter 1t
will pay to use' high priced feeds in
abundance and make the cows a full
yield. The more concentrated feeds
that are brought into tn ebarn. the
more rich fertilizer can be made and
applied to the land for growing home
feeds to cheaper the cost of produc.
ton.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

temperament of a dairy COW that
many excellent judges of form and
function are deceived by outside ap-
pearance.
The new COW has an individuality
Of her W and the feeder should be-
come acquainted with her as soon as
possible after she is brought into the
herd.
The most of the loss that to
dairymen is through a lack of knowl-
edge and a wrong idea of what they
are about.
The feeder should waste very little
effort in trying to feed fat into milk.
for every such attempt has resulted
doubtfully. The amount of fat in the
milk is a matter of individuality and
breed more than Of feed.
The low percentage of protein and
the high percentage of water in corn
ensilage make it necessary while feed.
ing literally of ensilage to feed clover
or alfalfa hay if we produce an ideal
ration.
The calf that is to be a future dairy
COW has the right to be we'll born,
with an unquestionably good record
as an inheritance.
1t is the farmer who is making his
bread by the sweat of his brow who
cannot afford to make mistakes in
breeding up a bunch of inferior cows.
The illustration given above gives
the head of a brown Swiss heifer that
captured the first prize at the Illinois
state fair last fall.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
0rA13 OF OHIO CrrY OF TOLEDO
- ICAa GOIfNTY -

LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he h ssniue
k.,.;nsa = M the n CITY q, ToieSo Ca,ntv ~ ~ ~
Aforesaid. and that said nrm will pay the sum ol
ONE for each and every
0se of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the uss q
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
-. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence,
thB 9Th day OF December. 4. D.. 1886.
A. W. GLEASON.
- NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hall's Catarrh Cure b taken internally and Ac0
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ol ~
system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY Z CO.. Toasda q
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Taxa Hairs Family Pus te oonStipataon.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
Vegetables In Milk Cellar.

Do not store the vegetables in the
same cellar where milk and cream are
kept. Dairy products cannot be
counted first class II they are tainted
in the least with vegetable odors. 1t
is better to store the vegetables in
pits or outside cellars made espe.
cially for such storage. II the vege-
tables must be kept In the cellar,
make an alright partition and pro.
vide good ventilation for both vege.
tables and dairy products. Keep them
separate.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
Freshen Cows in Fall.

Having the cows to freshen in the
fall as a rule is the best practice.
Then the cows will be giving milk
when dairy pEaducts are the best
price and easiest to handle. and by
the time the COWS begin to decrease
in the milk fow new pasture VIII
.ome In to stimulate them.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
cow H0UsE AND STANCHIONS
Illustration and Directions for Con.
struction So That Feed viii Not
Fall from Manager.

Fourteen feet is a good width for
the COW house, with %stanchions four
feet from wall. This gives a two
foot manger and a two-foot alley to
pass along to place the feed. Allow So
inches from center to center of stanch.
ions. Cut sliding bar four feet and
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
Stanchion Suggestion.

stationary bar three feet ten inches
long. Nail Stats between the stanch.
ions to keep feed from falling out of
manger.
B. b. are drop blocks. Nail pieces
to left of stationary bar to keep slid
ing bar in place.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
The Noisy One,

Bacon-Every man in the concer
belongs to the Anti-Noise society b.
one.
Egbert-And who is that one?
> The silent partner"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
So,

your wife does not appear to be
satisfied"
"She ought to be, she always has
her own way. Oughtn't she be salts.
fed when l always let her have her
own way without opposition"
"She'd be better satisfied with it II
she had to fight for it."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
A a of Them.

No. Now mind, Johnny" said the
mother of a five-year-old, there's a
ghost in hat dark closet guarding the
JAM"
No. 2 1.-TWO hours later)-"Oh, man.
maj" cried Johnny THAT ghost in
the dark closet has eaten nearly half
the JAM"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
The Strategic Point,

General, We are Outgeneraled."
"Caramba! But how Is that?"
1.-The other side has beaten us t,
the cable Office"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
A Rane Good Thin.

"Am using Aliens Foot-Ease. and can
truly say I would not have been without
1t so long, had l known the relief 1t would
give my aching feet. I think 1t a rare good
thing for anyone having sore or tired feet.
Mrs. Matilda Holtwert. Providence, r.
L" Sold by all Druggists, Csc. Ask to-day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
CLIP THIS OUT.

Valuable Recipe When Afflicted with
rheumatism or Backache.
This Is a renowned doctors very
best prescription for rheumatism.
"One ounce compound syrup Sarsa.
parilla; one ounce Toris compound;
half pint high grade whiskey. Mix
them and take a tablespoonful before
each meal and at bed time. The bot.
\ tie must be we'll shaken each time
Any druggist has these ingredients
or he will get them from his whole
sale house.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
FORM OF AcOW IS VALUABLE
: permanent 81 Dairy Animal. That
+. Deceive Excellent Judges.

To the close observer the form of a
low is a valuable index to her quail
ties. However, there are so many
factors that enter into the growth and
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

Money may not make the man. but
take some mems money away from
them and there would be nothing left.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

Cows must have the kind Of care
that will bring out the best there 10 In
them Of dairy Inheritance.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

ALIENS LUNG BAI4SAM
has been used successfully for years for deep-seated
coughs, colds and bronchitis. Everybody should
know about 1t. II 10 simple. safe and sure.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

Dr.. Pierce's Plea SAINT Pellets regulate and inviR-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. SuRar-coated,
tiny granules, easy TO take as candy.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

WE PAY HIGH PRICE FOR HIDES
N. w. Hide & Fur Co, Minneapolis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

A married man a always get a lit
tie off his sentence for bad behavior.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

DID anybody ever ask the weeping
willow why it does it?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
1lmportant to

Some of these public servants OF
ours are about as hard to get any
thing out of as the autocrats who
occupy our kitchens as private serv.
ants.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24
Eyes, she comes up just to there"
A Remnant Of the Dark.

A Remnant Of the Dark.
A cOlored mar died without medi-
tcal attendance, and the coroner went
to investigate.
did Samuel Williams live here?"
he asked the weeping woman who
opened the door.
"Yassuh," she replied between sobs.
Il want to see the remains"
II is de remains she answered,
proudly.-Everybody's Magazine.
"Soft and Nice"
She-George, dear, do you love me?
He-Yes, Darling; very much.
She-Say something soft and nice to
me.
He-Oh, custard pie!-Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

A good guesser always boasts Of
his intuition.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

Flows your digestion?"
Better. thank you. I'm chewing
WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT ate
meale."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-24

He-Oh, custard pie!-Judge.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
Lutheran.

The Danish Evangelical Lutheran
church. Harald Jensen, pastor; residence,
81 Z street.-SerVices at p. m. at the
Swedish Lutheran church, Second South
and Fourth East Sunday school con-
Quoted in the English language at . p. m.
All Danish people cordially invited.
Swedish Lutheran church, Second South
and Fourth East-Sunday school at 10 a.
m: o. Olson, superintendent. Evening
services at s o'clock Rev. L. r. Benson
viii preach his farewell sermon at this
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
NEW BOOKS ADDED
TO PUBLIC LIBRARY

The following nineteen volumes will
be added to the public library Monday
morning, August %:
Fiction.
American Academy Of Political and
Standardization of the liquor traffic
Du BOis-Self-Control and How to
Secure It.
Famous Scots series:
Thomas Carlyle,
Robert Ferguson,
David Hume,
John Knox,
Mung0 Park,
Sir Walter Scott
James Thompson.
Hispanic Society of America-Cata-
logue Of paintings by SOrolla.
Hispanic Society of America-Cata-
lOgue of paintings by ZUlOaga.
Observation-Disclosures Of Scotland.
Martin-AIirk and Morn.
Pinch0t-Practtcal Forestry.
Zimmer-Mechanical Handling Of Ma
terial
Miscellaneous.
AIIen-Bride of the MistIetoe
Glaspell-GlOTy of the Conquered.
PembeTtOn-ShOw Girl
White-Certain Rich Man,
Notice is hereby given that the state
examination for state certificates and
diplomas will be held Friday and
Saturday, september 3rd and 4th, 1909
in Logan, Salt Lake City, Provo and
Manti, beginning at 9 a. m. each day.
Subjects will be given in the following
order: Friday physics, algebra, plane
geometry, solid geometry, geology and
botany. Saturday, English literature.
rhetoric, pedagogy psychology, history
of education, science Of education and
civiCs.
A c. NELSON.
Chairman State Board of Education.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
Methodist Episcopal.

First Methodist Episcopal church, Sec
ond East and Second South streets DR..
Francis BurgetCe Short past0r-Preach-
ing at 1919 a. m, by the Rev. pr. Thomas
L. Terry. EastOn. Md. Sunda' school at
1876 p m, j. NJ. Settle, superintendent.
Epworth league and preaching at l:49 p
m; subject "The Race and How to WIN
It." The bicycle riders will attend the
evening service.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

Central Christian church, Fourth South
and Third East streets, Charles Robert
Neel, pastor, residence 302 East Fourth
South street.-Services at IL a. m; ser
mon theme, forgiveness" No evening
service. Bible school at 10 a. m, W. H.
Lepper, superintendent. Christian En-
deavOr at p. m, MIR. EsselbOch, leader.
Prayer meeting Wednesday night.
Strangers in city are invited to all these
services
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

First Church of Christ, Scientist 1856
East Third South street.-Sunday school
at 9:45 a. m. Church services at II a. m.
and D. m; subject, Mind" Wednesday
evening at o'clock a meeting is held for
the purpose of telling of the healing of
sin and disease. All are welcome to these
church services. Free reading rooms open
daily except Sunday. from 10 a. m. TO 8
.. m. in rooms 505-5G7 Scott building