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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-06-23

The funeral of the late Elizabeth {
Jordan was held from the home Mon
day afternoon. Irof Charles Rush Of
ficiating. ' ~" -r, HH&s
. Gard Of. Thanks. .,-,..s
We wish. to express our heartfelt
thanks, TO- all friends and, neigh
bors for kindnesses during our recen
affection: also. for the beautiful flors
offerings. !! ). =, t
Mr.. WARREN JORDAN. .so d =
MIR. and Mrs. f. w. JORDAN,
-. Mr.. and Mrs. ALFRED Seldom.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
CURES COLDS QUICKLY

A never falling home remedy for
coughs and colds is made from the fol.
lowing formula to be mixed at home.
Two ounces Of glycerine, one-half
ounce Of Concentrated pine compound,
one-half pint of good whiskey; mix and
shake thoroughly; use in doses OF a
teaspoonful to tablespoonful every
four hours"
Thus will cure any cough that is cur
able. or break up an acute cold in
twenty-four hours. The ingredients all
can be gotten at any drug store.
The Concentrated pine is pine prod.
net refined for medical use and comes
only in half ounce bottles, each en-.
closed In a round case, which Is air.
tight, but be sure that it is iaEnle..
"Conce i.trated."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
Lay Hold Of the Common Good

II men hate the presumpticn IT those
who claim reputation to which they
have no right, they equally condemn
the faintheartedness of those who fall
below the glory which is their own.
Lose. then. the sense Of your private
sorrows and lay hold Of the common
good!--Demosthenes
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
He Wouldn't Sell.

The owner Of small country -
tate decided to sell his property, and
consulted an estate agent In the near.
est town about the matter. After visit
ing the place the agent wrote . de.
scription of 1t. and submitted II to his
client for approval.
Read that again." said the owner.
closing his eyes and leaning back in
his chair contentedly.
After the second reading he was
silent few moments. and then said,
thoughtfully: II don't think I'll sell.
I've been looking for that kind Of
place all my life, but until you read
that description I didn't know I had
It! No. l won't sell now."-Exchange
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
The Eavorjte.

Millions of suffering eyes have found
In DR.. Mitchell's famous salve real
blessing. Reject the offer of any dealer
to sell drug for your eye. DR.. Mitch
ellis Eye Salve is a simple, healthy
remedy to be applied to the lids. It
cures without entering the eye. Sold
everywhere. Price 25 cents.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

There M = Caterrh In this section OF the country
slan all oter csesses put together and until the last
Few years wps supposed to be ncurable For 0 great
many years doctors pronounced IL local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing
70 cure with local treatment. pronounced II incurabe
Science has proven Catarrh TO be q dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Hairs Catarrh Cure. manufactured by f. J. Cheney
Co., Toledo Ohio Is the only Constitutional cure on
drops to teaspoonu. II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer one
nundred dollars for any case II fails TO cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: f. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
Would Sell His Chance. !.

Patriotic Gentlemau-My lad, every
American boy has the chance of be-
coming president, Just as every Eng
lish boy has the opportunity of being
prime minister.
Small Boy (thoughtfully)--Well, I'll
sell my chance for q dollar.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Men are sometimes 80 good and so
great, that one Is led to exclaim: Oh.
that they were only little better and
q little greater!-J. H. Newman.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
Fortunate.

Fortunate.
"Have any luck huntingr
"The greatest ever"
"How was that?"
81 went out with an amateur and
came back alive"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Look out for the limitations of
WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT - II you
haven't tasted them. II you hdve. you'll
look out tDithpat being told.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

When a young man tells a girl that
he'll love her forever and ever no
doubt he believes he Is telling the
truth all the time.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

ONLY ONE "Bs0MO uUININE''
That 10 LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNINE. Look for
the signature II f. w. GROVE. Used tho World
over 70 Cure O. Cold in One Day. 26c
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

A mans wife never thinks his Ill.
hess is serious until he quits using Ian.
guage that wouldn't look we'll In print.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

What's that clicking sound? Mil
lions of white teeth-chewing fragrant
WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Chew WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT-
promote saliva-release mint leaf juice.
Fine for digestion!
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Don't drink liquor except medicin.
ally. WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT takes
the smell OF your breath.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22
He's No Player.

Bronson--I'm sorry the golf season
has closed.
Woodson-Why?
Bronson--It Is better to have people
60 and play the game than to have
them sit around and talk about II.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Petite Eye Salve for Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and inhalned
eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

The Best Laxative-Garfeld Tea! Com.
posed of Herbs, IL exerts a beneficial effect
upon the entire system, regulating liver,
kidneys, stomach and bowels.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

It's easier for girl to look like an
angel than 1t Is for her to act like
one.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Even a fast man may not make q
rapid recovery when he's Ill.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

The average woman is fond Of pets
but her husband Is not in that class.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Such is the charity of some. that
they never owe any man ill-will. max
ing present payment thereof.-T. Full
ler.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Use Red Cross Ball Blue 1t makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

If every man was compelled to act
as his own fool-killer there would be
an epidemic of suicides.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
TO IL days money refunded. 500.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

All sorrow is an enemy. but II car
fies Q friends message within It. too.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

important 20 Mothere.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

RED CROSS BALL BLUE
Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
Tor it. Large 2 OF. package only cents.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

It is not what we intend, but what
we do makes us useful.-More. :.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

A good detective makes light Of his
ability as q shadow.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Smiles make a better salve for trou
BILE than do frowns.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

II Your Feet Ache or Burn
get q 26c package of Aliens FOOt.Ea IL Rives
quick relief Two million PACKAGES sold yearly.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Cleaning teeth! The more WRIG,
LEY'S SPEARMINT you chew. the
fewer dentists bills you pay!
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22

Many man has lost his good name
by having 1t engraved on the handle
Of his umbrella.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1909-01-22


lish boy has the opportunity of being
prime minister.
Small Boy (thoughtfully)--Well, I'll
sell my chance for q dollar.
The Favorite.
Millions Of suffering eyes have found
In DR.. Mitchell's famous salve real
blessing. Reject the offer of any dealer
to sell drug for your eye. DR.. Mitch
ellis Eye Salve Is simple, healthy
remedy to be applied to the lids. 1t
cures without entering the eye. Sold
everywhere. Price 25 cents.
He's No Player.
Bronson--Im sorry the golf season
has closed.
Woodson-Why?
Bronson--It is better to have people
60 and play the game than to have
them sit around and talk about II.
Look out for the limitations Of
WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT - II you
haven't tasted them. II you haze. you'll
look out soithp0t being told.
Men are sometimes 80 good and so
great. that one Is led to exclaim: Oh.
that they were only little better and
q little greater!-J. II. Newman.
Petite Eye Salve for Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and inflaIned
eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
When a young man tells girl that
he'll love her forever and ever no
doubt he believes he Is telling the
truth all the time.
The Best Laxative-Garfield Tea! Com.
posed of Herbs, il exerts beneficial effect
upon the entire system, regulating liver,
kidneys, stomach and bowels.
A mans wife never thinks his Ill.
hess is serious until he quits using Ian.
guage that wouldn't look we'll in print.
Don't drink liquor except medicin.
ally. WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT takes
the smell OF your breath.
It's easier for q girl to look like an
angel than II Is for her to act like
one.
ONLY ONE "BE0MO uUINiNE"
That 10 LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNINE. Look fcl
the signature If Il. w. GROVE. Used tho World
over 70 Cure O. Cold in One Day. 26c.
Even q fast man may not make .
rapid recovery when he's Ill.
Chew WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT-
promote saliva-release mint leaf juice.
Fine for digestion!
The average woman is fond Of pets.
but her husband Is not In that class.
RED CROSS BALL BLUE
Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
Tor it. Large OF. package only cents,
All sorrow Is an enemy. but II car
fies Q friends message within It. too.
You! !!
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
ARCADIA OR ARKANSAS.

"'Once fairy light and airy married with a mortal And it has happened again. just to keep us reminded of the circumstance. alleged to be interest ing. but history repeats itself. The Second Arcadiau. or Lymph. of the 'Arcadians' at the Shaftesbury theater. Miss May Kinder. has married with a rAlative of Lord Hastings-to wit. Mir. Henry Jacob Doiaval Astley.
 Miss May Kinder. to call her still by her stage name (for she has no in tention of giving up her profession and is now on the program at Daiy's) has a very strong American accent. At the Shaftesburv theater one night tso the story soes). when Chrysea. the Second Arcadian. had for few min- utes on and off been exchanging re- marks (the authors) with Sombra, the First Arcadian Miss Florence Smith ston). big rritisher in the stalls. who had been holding his hand to his ear and frowning very vigorously. as if trying to make sure what Miss Kin der said. suddenly turned to lady by his side and asked in a loud voice:
 Is this Arcadia or Arkansas?' '"-. New York World !
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
Laughing, Lazy Fat Folks
 Made Slim Without Drugs

During the cold weather fat people stay at home and do not. care. much about removing fat. They eat heartily and dress warmly This time of the year is the one above all others in which flesh should be, removed. The winter has a peculiar action on the blood We all know how our skin con- tains pimples and .boils break out in the spring owing to the stagnation and sluggishness of the winter blood sup- ply. In the fat this condition is appall- ing. If you will go to your nearest druggist and buy a case of Marmola tablets you will stop making fat at once and you may eat when and what you will and the fat will leave you at the rate of from 12 to Is ounces day and more than that, You will not be left with large, flabby rolls of skin and deep wrinkles.
 These tablets are made after the famous Marmola Prescription and were so made to supply a great demand for handy fat reducer that every one could carry in a purse or vest pocket so that after any meal they could be taken and evil consequences from such a meal thus avoided. If you cannot se- cure Marmola tablets from your drug gist or should you so prefer send 75 cts. the price of a large case. to The Marmola Company. Detroit. Mich. and they will send Marnola tablets to you in plain sealed package postage pre- paid.
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05

on to rain about half past five? was out that day in my big hat and I went home on the elevated; it began 70 rain while I was on the train and then thought of those umbrella boys and hoped I'd meet one
 T didn't stop where usually do. at station where many people get off and where there is likely to be a num- Der of umbrella boys. but 1 went one station further, so as to be nearer home. I thought I would take a chance of meeting a boy there. I could telephone for an umbrella if there wasn't any. but there was just one boy there. He told me later he had come there himself to this station because so many boys went to the other station; he thought that here, where found him. there would be less competition and he would be more likely to get customers. Not bad for the small boy. do you think?
 Well. I saw that boy standing with his umbrella at the foot of the stairs when l started down from the top.
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
AT THE THEATERS
THE MAJESTIC.

For the last week of the American Musical Comedy company at the Ma jestic theater. Willis West will pre- sent for the first time tonight the new musical comedy. "A Cheerful Liar" which will be the attraction for the next four nights. On Thursday night the company will put on it's last bill in Phoenix. entitled The Art Of Maryland" burlesque on The Heart of Maryland Something out of the ordinary will take place next Tuesday evening. when the chorus girls contest will he decided. and 1t promises to be a big feature.
 Commencing Monday. December Ia, the management of the Majestic will present James P Lee and his big company. which will open short en- gagement. The opening bill will be, Tn the Shadow of St. John,'' a coni- edy melodrama. in which love and politics are cleverly woven. It is one of the best plays in the company's repertory. The change from musical comedy to comedy meiodrama will without doubt be pleasing. and &C., cording to the advance press notices. the James P. Lee company is about the best now playing in the west.
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
LucINoA's EXPERIMENTS
She Tells How, on Day Unexpectedly
 Rainy, She Saved Her Big Hat

T had read these stories in the pa pers," said Lucinda. about the boys with umbrellas who wait around sub way and elevated stations on rainy days to make what they can by es-- corting people home, but it had never occurred to me that should ever have any such experience It only goes to show that anything is likely to happen to anybody.
 Do you know that big hat of mine, the hat have to tip my head side ways in to get through the narrow doors of the pay as you enter cars? I've just had to buy another smaller hat to run about in; but the big hat is a nice hat and I didn't want to get 1t wet If could help it. and the other day I got caught in it in the rain.
 Do you remember that day when it was SO lovely all day and then came
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
.PimpIy People
 Bothered With BoiIs
Should Use stuart's Calcium Waters to Rid Themselves of These
 Annoy yances.
A Trial Paekaqe Frse.

Your blood is badly out of order.
 otherwise you would not have those
 unsightly pimples. painful boils. beau ty destroying blotches. eczema and
 eruptions that are a constant source of annoyance and modification to
 yourself. They vex and give you pain and no one but yourself knows what a source of unhappiness they are So far as you are able you have concealed your trouple with powder and wash. but those were no soOd: your trouble was there all the same. only a little more aggravated by what you had att tempted to do. There is no use in the world doing this sort of thing; the truth of 1t is a serious matter and re- quires serious attention. not palliative. nor neglect. You must go right to the very source of the trouble and then something tangible and satisfactory realized.
 The blood must be seen to- WhereV- CT that goes. it distributes to the diff ferent parts of the body whatever it carries In other words. it peddles whatever is in its pack. If it contains good wares all we'll and good: if it holds pernicious wares. then all is bad It is a constant distributor of health or disease, and it stands to reason that it must be seen to that its pack IS made up of the proper stuff In your case there is poison in the pack as evidenced by your skin trouble, the pimples on your face and the boils on your body.
 To counteract this bad condition of the blood. it needs what STUARTS CALCIUM WATERS supplies.-and when the waters have begun their in ternal work the surface of the body will resent the presence of these un- natural and foreign exhibitions. ana win rid itself promptly and completely of them The work will be a thorough one and no pretending or veneering- The Calcium Waters regenerate the blood; make a vigorous and successful attack on the cause of the troubles; storm the fort as it were and ir a hundred thousand battles for physical betterment they have come off victori- ous and with coIors flying.
 We offer a test of these wafers in our free trial package; not a cure un- derstand; we do not claim for them such potency that trial package can effect cure. but if we were afraid that they would not accomplish what We claim they will if properly used. this offer of free package would not be made. This offer of ours amounts to almost guarantee of their efficiency and virtue Every druggist carries them in stock; you can get a good supply or a box at a time: they are not like a liquid which may lose it's strength with long stand- ing or. the b6ttie carelessly left un- corked. The waters will cost you 50 cents d box. This is only reasonable charge made for them and is the same aIl over this country. They make aH appeal to good common. sound sense and need no ''bosh" of high-sounding names to make their merits known, or conceal what they lack. For the trial package address F. A. Stuart Co, 115 Stuart Bldg. Marshall. Mich
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
Ezra w. Thayer

and just ahead of me were two other women. and 1 was in mortal terror for fear they would hire him; but they didn't and when I came along: Take you home under the umbrel- la?' he said to me. and I said:
 Certainly and then he lifted the umbrella and we started off.
 "He was about 12 and I am older. you know, and was good deal taller than he| his head came about up to my shoulder; but he didn't try to hold the umbrella over me. he opened it and just handed 1t to me and I carried it and juct walked alongside: and he didn't try to get in under the umbrella he just walked along beside me in the rain.
 We had quite some distance to go three long blocks across town and one short block down-and l thought had. better talk to him little sort of occupy the time so that the distance wouldn't seem so long to him. I was his very first customer. This was the first time he had ever tried the
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
| CONSOLIDATION
 0f SCHOOL DISTRICTS
A movemsrt to Bring Phoenix and os.
 born Together.

There is movement under way to include the Osborn school district in the Phoenix district. The sentiment in the Osborn district is generally in favor of the consolidation if it shall be provided that there shall not at the same time be a consolidation of the bonded indebtedness of the districts The bonded indebtedness of Osborn Is s5.0O0. while that of Phoenix, including the last bond issue is about s152. 900. The assessed valuation of the Phoenix district is in tn neighborhood of Ss.- 00O.0 .00g; the valuation of Osborn is $s00.0d0. So. the proportion of the bonded indebtedness of the tue dis tricts is as three to one.
 CoHsolidation. it is argued. would be a good thing for Osborn. as it would provide the schools there supervision and give them the benefit of the spe- cial courses, such as drawing. music. domestic science and manual training
 IL Is pointed out that Phoenix is al- reading encroaching upon the southern End of the Osborn district. which is filling up so rapidly that it is already supposed to be part of Phoenix It is only a matter of time until the coun- try between the city and the Osborn school house is solidly built in and when many new school houses will be required.
Arizona republican., 1909-12-05
Tn. Appetite of E.kimo..

Harry Whitney. who spent year shooting within the Arctic Circle. gives an idea in an article in Outing for December of what an Eskimo can do at table when he tries. He says:
 T shall never forget the feast that those Eskinios had when we next halt ed I made careful note of what the six men consumed within three hours-seven hares. one seal. about a bucketful Of dried walrus meat pre- pared by Dr. Cook for dog food while at Annootok and two large cups of tea and four biscuits man. A good part of the seal and all the hare meat they ate raw. like hungry dogs