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The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
When 70 send Children 60 Gurops.


When 70 Send Children 60 gurope.
Some people wait 20 long before
sending their children TO Europe that
the little ones are humiliated By others
Who have already been there. Every
self-respecting parent will be careful
not to subject his children to this evi.
dent injustice: at the same time al
unseemly hurry II to Be avoided.
Some people argue that ~ Don ~ =
child can walk well and speak . few
necessary French words. he should be
placed In = stataroom. next 70 =
private bath. and sent 70 Paris. 9th
ers feel that no must naturally lose
much 1t this age. and that the proper
tine 10 between lve and six. whsn--
- a Amertcan-hs has reached his
maturity.
Probably the IDEAL ags h about four.
AZ four Z child can easily do England.
France and italy. and get home IN
time for the flrst night at the opera
judges Library.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
Poverty and Consumption.
hat DOvertv In r friend IN r0nat,

ton ID demonstrated BY some recent
German stAtistics. which show that q
10000 weli-to-do persons 20 annually
die Of consumption: Of the same num-
Der only moderately well-to-do. IS: q
the same number Of really poor. u:
and Of paupers. 81. According to John
Burns. the famous English labor lead
Or. 30 per cent. OF the consumptives In
London receive charitable relief h
their homes.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15

SELECTION OF DAIRY CATTLE
Only Safe Way u 70 ost . oeed oSsl
and Raise Aetser Calves for
Home Uoo.

! The practice Of buying COWS on the
market 70 use In the dairy II . poor
business. Ordinary. COWS 81 this kind
IRE being sold because they are no
good. and It II usually like throwing
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
value o. ollo.

Experienced dairymsn who have I'd
silage would - soon think Of daiYytne
without . hay crop ~ going without
silage. Hay and silage are both
needed. Alfalfa hay makes IN ideal
feed IN conjunction With corn Stage,
- It supplies the protsln necessary
Tor IL bola1cod ya11en.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
ApproeHate.

First Milliner-You have designed
the north pole hatf
Second Milliner-Yes. II will b .
matter of dispute between the pur-
chaser and her husband.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15

Farmers Summer Trials.
What do you 7nd the hardest work
connected with fArming?"
Collecting . board bill from you
city chaps when It's duel"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
0ietiNa.

Stella-Did the doctor cay you
shouldn't eat between meals?
Bella-Yes: 70 I just have more
meals.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
sEMnLArlMa 4 DAIRY BARN
Al Animate N1usa tsavs Fresh Az =
Ward on Many 0issasss In
eldone q Farm LIE.

Fresh Dir n one Of the greatest fooo
u disease there n, either for man q
brute. To insurs health Of stock ana
10 guard against tuberculosis In dairy
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR.
Seemed lmminent-seaIp Wa vsry
scaly and Hair Came Out BY Hand.
fuls-Scalp Now Clear and
New Hair Grown BY cutlcura.

about two years ago I wa troubled
with my head being scaly. Shortly
after that I had an attack OF typhoid
fever and I was out Of the hospital
possibly two months when I first no
ticed the loss Of hair. my scalp being
still scaly. I started to use dandruR
cures to no effect whatever. / had
actually lost hope of saving any hair
1t all. I could brush 1t on my coat
by the handful. was afraid to comb
It. But after using two cakes Of Cuti.
cura Soap and nearly q box Of Cuti.
cura Ointment, tho change was sur-
prising. MY scalp Is now clear and
healthy as could be and my hair thick.
or than ever, whereas l had my mind
made up to be bald. w. F. Steese, 6813
Broad st., Pittsburg. Penn, May Z and
81, 1905"
eoeeee Drug 3 Chou. Corn. sole Propa. 0onun.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
LATER REALIZATION

Il don't e why you make such q
fuss over every. little bill / run up. Be-
fore We were married you told me
you were well or"
$50 I was. But I didn't know I'll"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
EASY


4rs. Henpeck-Dt1 you ever hear II
anything worse than . man who
Who smokes In the houeeg
Mr. Henpeck-Yss. Asmoking lamp.
Ark me another!
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15

Help, help-your Indigestion with
Wrigley's Spearmint
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15

The door Of cce IL marked:
PUSH"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-10-15
Unpleasant Encounters.
noes Bliggins meet his obliga-

Frequently" answered Miss Cay
enne. But he invariably snubs
them.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
LIKE THE LION AND THE LAMB.
Fierce Animal Fraterrized with Man
Who Fed Cubs.

A man living in Morocco went out
one day to shoot lions. He went deep
into the forest looking for wild beasts,
when he saw two lion cubs that came
right up 10 him to be caressed The
hunter. who knew no fear. sat down to
fcndle the cubs, and while waiting
for the big lion to come along he
opened his lunch box and shared its
contents with the animals. Quite un-
perceived, the king of the forest"
came upon the scene. and watched
the trio lunchine. He silently crept
away, and after awhile returned with
sheep, which he laid at the hunts
mans feet. The Moor skinned the
sheep. gave the entrails to the cubs
and, lighting some wood. roasted the
sheep for his lunch. All the while the
lion showed no signs of ferocity, for
he respected the man who fed his
young. The four seemed happy
family there in the heart of the for
est, and when the man came TO take
his leave he stroked the cubs an af-
iectionate coed by. while the big lion
accompanied him until he was safely
uW of the wnois.-Exchange
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
GROOMING.

Anciently man thought more highly
OF his horse than of his women
KIND. But woman. as 1t CHANGED, was
crafty
Why does he esteem his horse be-
yond his wife?" she asked herself and
resolutely faced the task of finding
out
Her first answer was: The horse
Will carry heavier load"
Her next: The horse doesn't talk
back at him.
But neither of these, somehow, i'm
pressed her as being correct.
Most likely she declared. al
length, its in the grooming Well.
I'll Just be well groomed myself. ami
see"
1t was lucky guess. and from that
time forward woman's position rose,
relatively, until in our day the horse
mas scarcely look-in, even at the
horse show.-Ramsey Benson. IL
Puck
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Hush Money.

There are a number of singers he.
longing to the Metropolitan Opera
House Company, who, although thy
are retained merely for cases of emcr-
gency, are nevertheless guaranteed
certain amount of pay. Thus. SUI.
posing that their price per pcrfor4 4I.
ance is $500 they each get, say, 5000
sor the season, even if they do not
sing at all.
Some wag at the opera house has
invented most appropriate name for
the salaries paid out to these silent
song birds.
He calls it hush money. New
York Times.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Poor Mani

The captain had been tortured with
4 million questions about everything
between heaven and earth. He bore
it all heroically and patiently. The
names of towns they passed, the mum.
Der OF passengers on board; the size
of his family: how much his salary;
dangers, storms, etc.
One of the Ladies-How long have
you been in charge here, captain?
Captain-Not so very long, madam;
only two years.
Lady-lndeed? And why did the for.
mer captain leave?
Captain-He died, madam.
Lady-How sad; and what did he
die of?
Captain-He was talked to death by
the ladies.-Judge.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
pesPIsE CUCKOO IS MARAuoER.
birds Drive Australian GIutton from
the Eush.

Prof. Drummond. the well known
Kew Zealand naturalist. has been COM
iling some further notes with regard
to the voracious habits of the long
talked cuckoo of Maoriland. He has
recently received a photograph. taken
by G. Buddle of Auckland, of a long
tailed cuckoo that had half swallowed
fairly large lizard, and had been nearly
choked by its effort The lizard went
down head first. but its fore limbs pre-
vented the bird from taking in the
whole body, and the reptile stuck in
the cuckoo's bill until it was rescued
Mr.. Buddle took photograph of the
bird with the lizard in its bill, and
another one after the lizard had been
removed. and in the latter picture
the look of rage and disappointment
is very strongly marked. A. Burrows
of West Oxford, North Canterbury.
tells the professor that in the crop of
a lons-tailed cuckoo he found two
young goldfinches, two large lizards
and several beetles. The goldtinches
were fiedsed and had been swallowed
whole. These bad habits of the
cuckoo, says MIR. Drummond. are
strongly reprobated by more decent
birds. the tuis and others chasing the
marauder out of the bush whenever
they get chance.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
He Liked Chicken. But

1t was in a crowded subway train,
says the New York Press. The sat.
urday afternoon MatinCe-goers filed
the cars, and as a small tiGal wave
OF femininity swept along, on was
borne on its crest who was attired as
Solomon never was. If her costume
was striking, however, her headsear
was appalling with its burden of
plumes and ribbon. A meek. mouse.
Ike man Re ad a paper beside her and
as she turned her head from sida to
SIDE her long plumes tickled his ear
and brushed his mouth He stood it
IS long as he could but when a sud
den toss of her head drew an exasper
ating fcathery fringe sharply across
hi lips he folded up his paper in dis.
gust
Madam" he said, witheringly. Il
like chicken, but not the feathers!"
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Failure of an Experiment.

That's tCo fine a watch for man
to carry who has to be out late al
nishl Why don't you wear one of
these dollar watches?"
"l tried that oncc. won't do it
again The hold-up man that relieved
ne If it seemed to be a julgr of
watches. He beat me over the head
with it"-Chicago Tribune.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Eeonomizina His sxllahles.

When l was in Mexico" said The
commercial traveller. Il met an Italian
who lad the fashion of economizine
On his words. Whenever he coui
he clipped them half in two. The
result was often amusing.
How do you like the bull fights?
I asked him one day.
Me lika the bull fights he an.
swered, but me no lika see bull sur"
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Didn't Propose.

Tom-So you did not propose to that
dear girl last night, as you intended
to. All. my friend, am afraid you
were not fired by the divine spark Of
love.
Dick-I was fired by her father
New York Weekly
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Ever Philanthrcp pic.

Have you made any Tort TO ex
plain your wealth to the Tublic?'
No" answered Mr.. Drs in StaX. \
have to keep some things a secret.
I'm afraid l might tempt .omcb1dy to
dabble in high finance. Wash ion
Star.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
An Outsiders opinicn.

Mrs. Flirsleigh, who is suing for a
divorce, complains hat ii is impos-
sible for her to live decently on $780,
coo a year
She's undoubtedly right about It,
don't believe she could live decently
on any kind of an income Chicago
Record Herald
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
An Unsatiafactory transaction.

So you bruced mp and asked hat
man 10 pay the money he had bor-
rowed?"
Il did" answered the dimdent per
son.
With what result?"
In addition to going without the
money | was compelled to apologize"
Washington Star.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
CaIIinn Him Off.

Indignant Bicycist-Madam, your
dog snaps at me every time I pass.
Here he comes now. tStarts Off
Old Lady-Sport' SPORT you fool
ish dog! Come here. Them ain t
bones. Thems legs. - New York
Weekly.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
And Canned Goods,

What do you raise on your farm"
"Nothin''
"Ah, you Craze cattle?"
"Nope-ain't got beef critter on
tn place"
Then how do you make a liviug?"
Summer boarders." - Cleveland
Leader.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Old No LONGER.

Stranger-Where do he Highminds
reside? They are one of the old fam
lilies of this city. | believe
MIS-. Formdred-They used to he,
but Mr.. Highmind failed last year.
New York Weekly
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
An Enthusiastic Audience.

DO you d.otate your speeches 10 n
stenographer?"
No" answered the statesman vino
appreciates himself highly. Il have
TO write them. \ stenographer wastes
too much valuable time laughing and
applauding. Washington Star.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
Grammar,

Heine-"Und you svam to der in
take crib? Dot vas great foot!"
Jimmie-Ha, ha! You mean a great
feat, Dutch.
Heine-A great feat? So you did It
more as vonce?
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
The Santa Claus Question.

If he's Il myth. as slges tell.
Let them make this much clear;
V un is ii that conuiNc, so well
To see me broke each year?
Washington Star
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12
RemonstraneeS.

so your family l.--.. JEed Of YOUR
goins on the stage
Yes" answered Miss Gawzy
'Why?"
They saw me act!"-Washington
Star.
The La Jara chronicle., 1909-02-12

The Patient thaving escaped from
the chair)-I think, perhaps, Ill caIl
again to-morrow.-TheS Sketch
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14

AN INCREASE Of
TEN PERCENT
PUBLIC SCHOOLS START
WITH LARGE ATTENDANCE
Shoot the Chutes Fire Escape
TO Be Considered by Commit
tee Of the School Board.

An increase in the enrolment IL
tho Albuquerque public schools OF ten
per ecnt over the opening day of last
year was reported by superintendent
Of schools W. u Sterling at the meet
In gof the hoard of education last
of school spent largely IN assigning
the pupils 10 their proper grades and
all the rest of the orderly confusion
always evident on the first day u
school, The increase, while quite
flattering as showing The increase IN
the population of the city VIII keep
the various schools busy q supply the
necessary room. The following figures
on enrolment were reported by SUI
pcrintcndcnt Sterling
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14

The recent statement ia the Morn
Ing Journal credited to Mr.. Sterling
placing tho attendance at $500 was N
error. this being the superintendent
estimate of the result of the schoa
census and not the enrolment
The board Of education eonvenee
last night with the following present
President A. ] Maloy. George DieRoldt
George II, craig. Frank IL Moore ant
A. a. Trimhle.
The resignation Of John C0nlcy, for
mer member of the board. but nov re-
moved to Ration. was accepted. Mr.
Conley is nov master mechanic for the
Santa 20 At Ration
A.. r Horrell appeared before the
hoard with a model aud explained the
workings of the kirkcr Bender fire
cscnuc manufactured by the Dow
wire and Iron Works If Louisville, Ky.
Mr. I|lorrcll submitted a proposition "a
install fire escapes Of this pattern on
an the school buildings ana the mat
ter Was turned over TO a committee
of the board The fire escape Is some
thing on the order of the celebrated
shoot Tho rhutcs which made Coney
Island famous
The committee on teachers reported
the following appointed to fill vncnn-
clcs' Miss Leila spaulding, second
grade; Miss Gertrude Kelly. fifth
grade. and Miss Gertrude Campbell,
Science department, nigh school
Treasurer simon stern reported "a
balance September ! Of &lS.532,62.
1t was decided that hereafter the
clerk will collect tuition fcoa direct IN
eases where such fees are duo from
parents.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14

With him is how Go get rid of the cN-
I-tius Iuuus except such as the pub
uc is vflHus to huy for Investment
purposes
II is NOT Impossible that the sup
portcrs ul Tine monetary commission
report win sto in the postal savings
bank pltu thc most feasible method
ol getting "a, two per cent bonds out
ot the V1A
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14
Relentless Misfortune.

Il used to walk the hour WORRY inF
about how I was going to pay my
landlord said Mr.. TuHuck.
/ hope YOU have quit all that zee
piled The optimist.
II had TO- The landlord said that
il | didn't stop wearing out the floor
he'd raise the rent "-Nashinst"u
Star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14
GOOD Tor %IslIiousncss.

took two OF Chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets last night.
ANA I feel nifty per cent better than
I have for weeks. SAYS J J Fire
STONE of Allvgan. Mich They ar,
certainly "a hnc article FOR bilious
ness For sale by an druggists
Samples lrye
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14

The Hsirea-Have Won seen papa {,
The Dukc-Yes. IT. am on
The Hoircss-you DON'T mean to
SAY that hc refused Co gin, his cone
hcut7
The Duke-oh no Ne saia hc'd
give his consent-but not another
lsut-Tt-Tita
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-09-14

The etfH mail roHte service between
NJ. l.Vv'I aud ~cott-i1ir. Arizona
hs- I,.u discontinued
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19

About 2 o'clock Tuesday afternoon,
while walking up White street. in the
vicinity Of the old Ruy Lopez factory,
Onicer Roland Curry Of Key West
was attacked by Joseph P. Curry.
known az "Budweiser," who approach
ed him from behind. cursing and
brandishing Ratchet The officer
backed away, but when he found that
his man meant business he drew his
pistol and shot him in the left side.
The bullet just missed the lung and
came out the back. making a flesh
wound that is not necessarily serious.
DR.. Fogarty was called and the iniur-
ed man was later taken to the county
jail. He had been drinking heavily
OF late and was apparently tempo
rarily unbalanced at the time the at
tack on the officer was made, as no
previous trouble between them had
occurred.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19
MASONIC ORDER HAVE
BIG DAY THURSDAY
CORNERSTONE LAID FOR LARGE
BUILDING At HAWTHORN.
Other Secret Societies Have Joined
Them in Erecting Large and Com
Portable Quarters There.

Hawthorn, one Of the larger places
Of the eastern part Of the county, can
soon boast Of one Of The best homes
Cor secret orders IN the county outside
OF Gainesville. for the different so
sietIes Of that point dubbed together
and are now building a twostory struc.
ture for that purpose. On last Thurs.
day, in order to better celebrate the
event, big barbecue VAS given and
the people invited from all sections,
when regular gala day was held in
that place.
The cornerstone wac laid for this
building on this occasion, and while
It was attended by the Masonic order
IN particular, the other secret socie-
ties Of that place assisted in the cere-
monies.
The structure will be frame build
ing OF large dimension and will con-
tain two stories. the lower floor be-
ing used as store rooms. while the up
per story is built for the accommoda.
tlon Of the secret societies which are
70 occupy the building.
There we're fully 1000 people there
on this occasion. and the committee
in charge had prepared lasishly, and
parties from this city who attended
state that they never saw such large
quantity OF food stufs prepared for
an occasion OF this Kind. The large
barbecue was quite a drawing card,
and 10 all It was a day that will long
be remembered by the good people Of
Hawthorn.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19

Because her complexion, WAS bad
and she could fnd nothing to clear
IL I'D. Ladies' bad complexion Is
aused by an inactive liver. An inact-
We liver viii be put in perfect condi-
ton by taking Ballard's Herbine- The
uneuualled liver regulator. Sold by
v. M. Johnson.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19

TO stop cough or cold IL Just as
soon as It starts-then thcre win be
no danger Of pneumonia or consump-
ton. Just a few doses Of Ballard's
IIorehound Syrup taken at the start
win stop the cough. II Il has been
running on for sometime the treat
ment viii be longer. but the cure is
sure. Sold by w. NJ. Johnson.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19

COULDN'T Marry Three and "A Crazy
Idea"
The company Is a large one, with
practically the same members as last
season, with some minor changes.
they come with q carload Of scenery,
stage properties and electrical effects,
and their plays will be handsomely
staged.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19
At THE BAIRD NEXT WEEK.
Mabel Paige and Company Here Three
Nights, Commencing Dec. asrd.

Mabel Paige and Company Here Three
Nights, Commencing Dec. asrd.
Miss Mabel Paige tThe Idol OF the
South and her excellent company will
be here at the Baird Theatre three
nights commencing Thursday, Dec.
card, and special matinee on Christ.
mas day
They open Thursday night, Decem.
her card, In Adelaide Thurston's great
comedy-drama success. Sweet Glover.
The Birmingham Age-Herald OF Nov.
2. 1909, commented as follows on this
production;
"The second weeks stay Of Miss
Mabel Paige at the Majestic opened
ausplclously last night with the pre-.
sensation OF the pretty four.act 70.
mantle drama, Sweet Clover by
Marion short and Pauline Phelps.
These authors have written several
successful plays. in one OF which, "A
Grand Army Man." David Warfield
has scored quite a triumph. and IN
s'sweet Clover" they have cleverly
woven love story with lts rosy be
ginning around the usual thorny
pathway, with It's hoartaChes and OBJ
etacles. through several well con
structed dramatic situations, gentl!
unwinding to delightfully."- HAPPY
climax.
1t Is seldom that smoother Of
more Hnlshed performance ia giveI
by a stock company. Each part Il
handled gracefully and ably. and th'
performance goes with a smoothuesi
that is In every way pleasing TO tn'
audience.
AS Lois HoleOmbe, around whom tn
story Is largely conferred. Mas Pais
has ample opportunity to display be
dramatic ability. and measures full
up TO the demands upon her talent
ar. Castle. az. Jerome Holcombc, ne
father. give some good character q,
llneatlon. while Mr.. Lawrence, as 10
Mason. has the audience with bin
from the start with bis clever handlin
OF the part OF the backward suito
an. Chase. who has the role Of r
bridge 0ronsvenor. fally sussains HI
popularity as heading man and ~
Whitman. IN the part Of Albert slad'
handles his part admirably an
Nr. Carlton. Mlss Laird Miss Hur
Der, and Mfs. Roma 90 their parl
wen. and Miss aiils, AZ Sunny Al
arews. q as fuli Of ilte and vlvaolty 3
ever Judgins BY last nights pc
formance. sweet Clover viii .
doubt b proven even a greatcr So
ctss than Lovers Lane" which va
50 weli presented last week
There win be performances eves
nleht ms Neek. with matinee wedne
DAY and Saturday
Daring their stay here they WIN %
sent "Tho Belle % Richmood. IS,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-12-19
Eor Tha. puII FssIIna Aftsr EalIna.

FOR That Dull Feeling After Eating.
/ have used ChamberlaIn's Stomach
and Liver Tablets for some time, and
can testify that they have done me
more good than any tablets | have
ever used. My trouble was a heavy
duh feeling after eating.-David Free
man. Kempt. Nova Scotia, These tab
lets strengthen the stomach and Inn
prove the digestion. They also regu.
late the liver and bowels. They are
far superior to pills but cost no more,
Get free sample at any drug store
and see what a splendid medicine Il
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