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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-01

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beionbers bsrpor nic aatarrhe Der
Suftneee, a(io Der Observation-Disclosures
(Shnupfen), Der Observation-Disclosures,
perburoen nit Observation-Disclosures,
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Sronfien, bas beiBt, Der feineren
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penihmer5en. bcionbcr5 I'M gcrcid)e
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ben Sdcuuen unb Stdleu bebinet, bn
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brauBen bDdlfens 8albnrbeit unb
eini9e anbere fleinere, lci6tere Ire
beiten in Srage fommen.
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muB aus bpgieniifen 8rilnoen bier
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Said}entiihern. Die ipdter ~perbrdnnt
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llnb baB' Der &rante nifrt einfa6 nuf
ben Sobeu, o bas 9ett. binIpufe,
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@ift Der Sunsenent5iinbung trofnet
elm, bleibt LANCE 3eit DEMONSTRATING
unp peruria6t Ipdter bieielbe &ranfs
belt bel anberen &ausbenobnern.
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Stnnbe fommen, iino gar nid1t ielten.
Bel ben &rnnfcnbeiu6en Don Seiten
Der @erpdnbten uno Gddbnrn fam
bos @ift, ME bas anoerer Snfeftionse
a%rnnfbeiten, nit benz Shubperf ober
nit ben &leibern peitergetragen fperS
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oft Der ~2uneenihipinoiuht", Die bis
babin I'M a0rper idlummerte, gum
Iusbru6 Derbolfen.
Die Sunseuidl,uiuniuht lit. fpie
ifon bemerft lrurbe, auf Dem Sanbe
fait in bcmielben WaBe perbreitet mie
IN ben Stdbtcu. @enn bier biht 3uz
iammengeordnste 8obnun9en, bur6z
meg ihIedte 2uft I'm Der Sauptia6e"
Der arantbeit our @crbreitung pers
belfen, 10 lit auf Dem 2anOe meiit
nebcn u~n3uldnslider Iflege Der
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-01
c&psiene auf oen1 Sanoe.
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Bon Or. ,neo. g. .. = 6;

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bens ifulo an beiien llmiif9reifen.
Sn ben Stdbten unD ben groperen Ins
Iieoelurgen perben Die uuf neri6iebc@
men @cgcn, bur6 populdre @ortrogc,
blrd haS @ertbeilen bon Slug
Idriftcn. bon Mterfbldttern II. i. II.
angcitrcbtcn Iuffldruu9eu in Dieicr
Ge6tebung offerings mod LANCE nid)t
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ltcfe1Den" aranfbeiten.
Meiit pcroen bon ibr Die 2u1acn
betallen, 10 baB man, irenn bon
Sdpinoiuft Die Ncbe 9ebt, Dur6lpeg
on Die 2un9euihpinoiutt benft.
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perbrcitct, in Den einen mcbr, in Den
auOereu reuiger; lie fommt in jcOenl
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obcr aus 8riinocn, Die nuf Der 6ano
liegen, in ben drmeren Solf5flaiien
cher on ols III ben p~oblbabeuoen
&reiien.
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pirb ourd, Die Suberfuloie meiit
friib5eitig binipesserafft.
Die Shptnbiuht miro bebinst
our6 eincn duBerit fIeinen BACILLUS,
BEN mar BEL itarfer @ersroBeruns nit
Dem Ilige nabrnebmcn fam, uno Der
bon Dem gerliner Yrofeiior Hobert
Sod i'm Sabre 1882 entbedt lpuroc.
Sieier Suberfelba5iflns lebt unb
permebrt lid i'm Snnern bes a0rpers
unp ~selanst ubauptiddlif" purh Den
Iusnurf Shpinbiii6tiger III Die
Mubennelt.
Sicle Weniden bebcrber9en Den
8a5ilus i6pn bon 8inbbeit an in
ibrem &Drper, pbne baB man aennts
nib bapon bat, bis .geleeentlih" Die
burd i'm peruriadte aranfbcit gum,
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latentc Suberfuloie cine offene miro.
n8elegentlih", bas mill lagen, in,
&erlnuf unberer &ranfbetten, ourh Die
Der aDrper a6seihfpdht fpiro unh
5ipar i'm 9an6en ober tbcilipeiie; be-
ionoers eefdbrlid iinb iolhe Der Ser
bdIungsproane unb 2ungenleipen;
ipbdun Slutnrmuth. Gntbehrlngen
aller Irt, cine ldngere 3eit binburf
gefiibrtes nusIfneifenbes 9eben.
i6ledte @obpperbdltnilie II. !. 10.
&ie geldngt Der Subertelba5iaus
in ben 9orper Deg Ienifen? Isle
erfolgt, in auoeren @orten, Die Ins
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frii6en IuSipurf in Sorm bon fciueu
Sr0pfhcn, Die Die &rnnfcn in ibrcr
unmittelbdren Hdbe beim Spre6en,
beim .Suitcn oerbreiteu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-01
Qner Snreb Ifrifa.

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2entnant a. g. Graet ppn 9ares.
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-01

IerbdltniB 81 perifieoenen ieiner
Scbrer niht 8erdoe NIT Ger9nii9en
erinnern.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-01

fiinf Inl, glireeln nit einem @Bloffel
Gttronenidlire unb trinfen i1liebli6
cine Sniie S~ennesbldtter Sbee, Damn
bleibt fem Sn5illus an Sbnen
bdnaenl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-01
ams AmblanS.

Ter Vertbtioiser uDn Ipri glrfbnr
iuieSer Gin fretcr Wann. - &C.
nerni s9cutnant StceHel NIB
Guntrc Ibntirnl Nebogatum pcr=
laien bic Setter mn 9aul's-
Seituus. "
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
Adrift in South Seas.

A walk Of $50 miles, the weatherina
of a cyclone on a bamboo raft and an
existence of three weeks on turtle
eggs and iguanas are some of The eX-
pericnces which recently befell Capt
Williams. in charge of the lugger Ne
braska. which was lost on Green Hin
Island, 100 miles or Whereabouts from
Port Darwin, in the northern territory
of Australia.
When the luEger broke up Cant
Williams swan to Green Hill Island
and then tried to make the mainland
in a dingy which he was able to maze
worthy. He was caught in a squat
and after drifting for three days was
carried into the gulf and eventually
landed on Field Island off the mouth
OF the Alligator River
This island is destitute of water
but some rain fell. and he eAed out an
existence for twelve days on the SIN il
supplies thus obtained and turtle eggs
Both turtles and alligators were nj
merous He then reembarked in the
dingy and made his way into the
mouth of the West Alligator River
but could find no fresh water lie
then obtained from the bark OF trees
sufficient liquid to sustain life until
rain fell
Abandoning the dingy he made his
way up the east bank Of the Wildmar
River living on sweet potatoes anC
iguanas. His matches having beer
exhausted, he CARRIED firesticks with
him He eventually crossed Wildmar
River and came out on what he thinks
was Lake Finnis, where he founc
plenty Of swamp turtles, iguanas auC
other native food.
On striking the Adelaide River Jun.
gle Williams saw plenty OF buffalo
but his only weapon being a revolver
he did not shoot any. lie got down tc
the Adelaide River near what is
known as I.awrics landing. whore be
built himself n raft of bamboo anc
crossed. lie had not long gone south.
when a cyclouic squall came on and
blew the timber down all around him
lie narrowly ESCAPED death but pluck
liz resumed his 230 mile walk yil bel
realized Port Darwin. London stand.
ard
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
EVANS To MEET
SECKEL. TODAY
IN FINAL ROUND OF WESTERN
AMATEUR GOLF CHAMPION
SAlP TOURNAMENT AT
FLOSSMOOR Ill.

Homcwood Country Club, Floss.
Moor III. July a8.- Charles Evaes,
Jr, of EXmoor and Albert SeckeI of
Riverside, defeated their opponents
in the somi.fnaI round of the West
err Amateur Golf championship
tournmeut today and they viii meet
in the finals tomorrow Evans de
leated Paul Hm-ter Of Midlothian, s
up Z to play while Seckel won from
Kenneth p Edwards of Midlothian.
\ up I to play
The Fvaus-lIuntcr match brought
out the better golf of the tWo-semi-
final battles, but Seckel had the honor
Of negotiating the course in 7l-one
more than the competitive record in
his morning round Evans was the
only one Of the quartette to play a
strong game in the afternoon. as he
made &c going out to 3S for Hunter
and II to Edwards and Seckcl.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
DIVERS QUESTS
WERE GIVEN UP
ALL EFFORTS TO FIND BODY OF
WILLIE ASPLAN WERE IN
VAlN-sEARcHERs STILL AT
Wo7k-MAY DYNAMITE.

All efforts to find the body of WI
lie Asplan have failed and the divers,
w. Il Parker who worked THURSDAY
night, and g. r. Reed who worked all
day yesterday have given up the
quest. Quite a number were out IN
skilts dragging The bottom OF the rir-
cr in hopes of recovering he body of
the lad, while others were at work
with long poles equipped with hooks
searching around the landing barge
under which young Asplan was swept.
1t is the intention today 10 use dyna-
mite 20 bring he body TO the surface.
The opinion of many is that Asplan
mas been carried down near the Three
states dock by the current in the riy.
ga. Waile others think that he mag
have Lean sweep, under hc wharlboat
by tie powerful cross currents from
the wheels Of the Three States and
tho 81 Louis.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
WANTED MORE COMMON FARE
Daily Meals of Oysters Had Begun to
Pail on Palate of Tramp
Printer.

An Oregon editor once got n big
advertisement from place which sold
nothing but oysters. The place had
Just opened, and while the proprietor
was willing to advertise he didn't have
the cash to spend; so the newspaper
man took a card which entitled him to
ten dollars worth of oysters. "A few
days later a tramp printer strolled
into the Gazette Office and wanted
job" relates the editor Il had moth,
ing to offer him, but told the man he
might sleep back in the composing
room, and as he had no money to buy
food, I gave him the meal ticket on
the oyster parl0r ! didn't hear from
him again for more than a week One
day he came into the Office looking
bit drawn and worn. 7 don't want
10 seem dissatisfied with what you've
done for me, Mr.. Carter he said, and
I'm willing to admit that the luscious
bivalve is a wonderfully fine bit of
food; but for heavens sake. cant you
get an ad. from a ham and egg en-
porium?'"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31

sa.i o., nua"on DJuy "a
cigaret poison. But the most appal-
ling evil by them Is their destructive
ness to the mental powers and moral
-ramuia of every cigarct deyotoc
10 is lamcntable enough to see men
and boys smoking cigarets, 10 their
undoiug and The total l.eht of al
their abilities and physical welfare.
The sight Of women smoking ciEarcts
Is mspe3kaby worse and more dis
trassiuE That any clergyman profess
ing to bee teacher OF the Gospel and
a follower OF Him u whom. there was
no guile, should say that cigareD smok-
ing was pardonablo in Il man or vo-
man is incomprehcnsible and proves
beyond all tradition that be Is un-
worthy of his profession No man
ignorant OF the poisonous character
OF nicotine to which a drug has beer
added should e say 10 be teacher %.
men. II he knows anything. he must
admit that prisons. asylums and hos
pitfalls are daily reporting unfortunate
cases of crimes. insanity and di~fas0
that had their origin in the uee of to-
bacro especially iu the use of ,iearets.
No woman who is AZ heart true e
the mission for which She was created
can afford for one moment 90 eumpro-
mise with evil by using tobacco .u any
Ioru, and particularly bg smoking
either ngarets or cigars. THESE vices
are always found iu The us. ~ evils
which a'ii,t mankind. They are new
81 termed virtues or bic sings. bout
are called curses 90 rho race. Then
how can any woman 5ali - far below
her proper estate As 20 couHteran.a
ciVare. smoking OF practice ~ vile a
habit The nicotine stains on tLti.
finger are insignificant compared to
the indslible stains ou the purity OF
their standards 81 morals and a de-
feet iu their character thar cannot be
ena,al hy good works iu other direc-
tons
The I5lest stafisticianS have eztl-
mated that ihr addiction ol ,igaret
smoking by the men. aOmeu and chill
dren of spain has caused .he deter.O-
ration of a majority nation Compared
to their original stature they are q
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
PRESERVE CHARM OF VOICE
Proper Care Of Organ Which Nature
Has Bestowed Is Essential
Duty Of All.

A sweet voice Is a powerful femin'
inc charm. One also admires fine
masculine voices which are sonorous
and full.
We should. therefore. be careful of
this organ which nature has bestowed
upon us, and improve 1t II possible.
Coarse, shrill and harsh voices may be
softened by care and study. A woman
with peacock. voice can never charm.
Speak in a low voice, but distinctly.
Loud speaking denotes ill-breeding.
and sometimes shows a domineerng
spirit Many people drown the voices
of others in discussion that they
may themselves attract the more at
tention To keep the voice at a proper
tone, never call from one end of the
room TO another, nor from upstairs
down, nor at any distance where It
becomes necessary for ore to shout
with all his might, as this coarsens
and roughens the voice and in time
ruins it,
There are persons who, when
spoken to, pay no attention, either
from abstraction or from Indifference,
to anything which may proceed from
others. The person who speaks is
then Obliged to raise the voice and re
peat, and thus the habit of speaking
loudly is frequently formed
These things occur in families
where but little poiteness is observed
between those who owe one another as
much consideration as Is due to out
siders.
One should never cry out under the
influence of anger, Indignation or pain.
These cries forever destroy the har-
mony Of the vocal chords. Children
should be prevented from screaming
when at play.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31

Samuel Stiegler, barber in that sec
ton of Brooklyn known as East New
York, appeared in court the other day
To explain why he cut off Morris
Kreutzer's 4o-year growth of whs-
kers without orders Kreutzer
climbed in the barber chair after in
structing the barber to trim his beard
and dozed into a gentle sumber
When he awoke he screamed with
rage and modification when he saw
that he was clean shaven. AS he is
66 years old and his beard was the
pride of his life and part of his re-
ligion, he had the barber arrested
Stiegler declared he understood Kreutz-
er to say he wanted a shave and as
the customer slept soundly during the
operation he did not learn Of his error
until the work was done.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
MOUNDS.
July 80.

July oo'
Yesterday was the hottest day of
tho year and a great harvest for the
ica men
Mrs Tower Thomason has been af-
tiicted with tonsolitis this week.
The largest force for mary months
is now at work i'll the yards here and
rsiness is beginning to move as in
the lays Of yore.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mars of Chat
tee Mo, Mrs Herman kupfer Of Pu-
lasli, Mrs, Martha Boerscher and
laughter of Cairo and Miss Vera
Koch We're guests Of Mr. and Mrs.
Godfred Fragk this week,
Many chickens and other stock suf-
fer this hot weather for want of good
cCol water Farmers should examine
their pasture lots.
James Melley was trausacting bust
ness IN Mound City Friday
The midsummer fruit festival of
the Grange will occur on the 18th and
II August at their park east of Villa
Ridge, During this pickle more def
ME steps will he taken in regard to
argani2lzine county fair to be held
here in October.
j. w, Williams II Golden was in
the CITY this week and made the pre-
urinary arrangements to erect an
opera house here some time this fall
or winter
Mrs, Godrred Frank was a pleasant
caller Friday.
Talk about canyassing the county
If stranger was to ride through this
county and ask every man, woman
or child he met outside the Mound
CITY levoe, what is the chosen and
logical county sea' Of Pulaski coun-
ty?' nine out of every ten would
answer Mounds
The Headlight Office is moving to-
day into rooms in the Armstrong and
Mattsor building on Front street The
rapidly Increasing patronage OF
this plant makes it necessary TO nave
more room, a power press and an in
creased amount Of material The
Headlight has Won the hearts Of the
people.
Pen ,lur Lodge 10. 317 will reor.
ganize in Britton's Hall Saturday
oyo-iue, July 3d. 1909 A large force
from Cairo viii be present to assist
in the work There viii be brilliant
views and sketches from the life of.
Ben Hur banquet and refreshments
Al who attcId Will doubtless spend
al evening long to be remembered
The Fred TAYLOR white Sox' of.
Co trdlia defeated the Mounds Coca
Cola team by a score of 6 to 0, this
Friday Afternoon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31

race Of plgmies The evidences or
deterioration are TO be seen ia every
face IN Spain into which visitors look.
IHquiring into the cause one discov-
crs. excessive cigaret smoking insur-
icent wholesome food. untideness. and
lax morals are doing their deadly
work upon a people once rugged in
every sense OF the word.
Il has been reported that a woman
doctor has said that smoking ciEarets
might sometimes be good thing for
some women. We require no stronger
evidence Of the fact thai this woman is
unfit 70 practice the profession OF
medicine Tor lack Of knowledge and
conscience. Anything which affects
the nervous system is fatal to women.
and anyone who knows about tobacco
must admit that nicotine seriously
affects the nerves OF the strongest
men. and thar women s greatest af-
Aic'iuns are their delicate ncves. and
mo intelligent person can conceive Of
such q remedy as oigaTet smoking be-
ing good for ans woman Such pro-
fessoual pretsuders as the physician
mentioned should not be permitted 20
practice a profession 30 vital 10 The
welfare of mankind The perulcjous
6o2triues Of quacks has wrought IT.
rrmeIiabIe injury 100 thousands of IN
forunates Who have fallen into their
hands
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
CLEVER ARTISTS
At OPERA HOUSE
MISS WELLS AND BERT HOWARD
IN REFINED VAUDEVILLE
NEW MOVING PICTURES AND
ILLUSTRATED SONGS.

The colored minstrel at the opera
house last night drew large crowd,
and was one of the funniest entertain
ments of the season The program
today will be NJ to the usual high
standard set by the popular Cairo
opera house. two excellent reels of
mov,-g pictures being shown, aud
Professor Nixon singing a new illus
trated song and presiding at the
piano.
Miss Maxine Wells known as the
girl with the far away voice and
Mr.. Bert Howard, manipulation of
light and heavy weights compose
the vaudeville bill Miss Wells does
a singing act, whicd is followed by a
veatroloquistic exhibition, and con
cludes her act by giving an imitation
of Eva Tanguay singing Il Don't
Care" which never fails 20 win her
great applause from the audience.
She is y,-douhtcdly "A clever artist.
Mr.. Howard has on Of the most
unique 2etS ever seen CA the local
stage. He takes an ordinary pillow.
lifts it INTO the air, then balances it
upon his chin. From this feat he goes
to the other extreme, taking a full
sheet of newspaper, places one corner
upon the bridge of his nose and
moves arornd the stage with 1t rer-
fectly poised T1cse ave only TWO of
tho many surprising fcats this able
iugg,cr performs Admission ten
ccnI.- -T-ILln-. ~ -.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
cIeAREr SMOKING WOMEN.

Cigaret smoking IS a deadly practice
deadly TO the mental and physi-
cal powers Of anyone addicted ro their
use. simply because neither a tiEaret.
was ever made without first being
subjected TO drug treatment. Their
effect upon Those who smoke them -
Necessarily very insidious. ana much
Consequences are discovered. These
are manifested ia many WAYS. They
produce a cough with some persons
stomach troubles with others. and neT-
vous affection with everyone No or +,
80 - tha hs--a-- =lhrs-- car escsee
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
Translated Into Enulish.

Every one hiss heard the story of
the Englishran who was told. when
asking what was done with an the
supernuous fruit grown in California
We eat what We can, and what We
can't We can"
The joke was told 70 another Eng.
lishman. who received it with rather
a sickly sm9e. ami upon his return
home gave his own version Of IL.
Queer people. those Americans. ''
he said. Peculiar sense Of humor.
They told NE as one OF their choice
Jokes that when asked what they did
with their fruit that was left over.
they answered thar They ate what
they could and what they couldn't
they could. "
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-07-31
midas Only Woman Iauusr

Miss Sorahii is said to be the only
woman lawyer in India. She is said
10 make "a comfortable income BY
prsCticing her profession and To on.
courage other women TO follow her
example Her most intimate friend
is Mrs Saroiini Naidu. the wife of an
English medical officer statione, in
India Mrs. Naidu is a native Hindu
and a poet One Of her books. The
Golden Threshold" was well received
in England both by the reviewers and
tie ouying public.