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The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Although the case against the defend
ant Abramson amounts absolutely TO
nothing, yet II Is far stronger than the
case against the defendant Wilson" said
Tennessee lawyer recently, in the
course Of an address 20 The jury. Only
an attorney. sure OF his ability 10 explain
away any old thing. would dare submit
a proposition OF that kind by way OF
promising an argument.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Jack Cohen. OF the Atlanta Journal,
says his paper Is trying 10 make a con-
scientious effort 10 locate the best and
most practical route for the establish
men Of the highway" from New York 10
the Gate City OF the South So Tar as we
are able to judge. moreover. Jacks paper
Is succeeding quite successfully.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
PInnninr Ahead.

''Theater parties" said the prospective
bride. will cost about 500 annually. flow
ers as much more. and bonbons, say, sl0o.
Certainly we can marry on $500 a year"
And have a snug surplus" suggested
her dad" for such incidentals as grub and
clothes and house rent"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
A NoreIint,s Canncitr.

From the New York Evening Mail
David Graham Phillips says he writes
5000 words a day AS this is quantity
for about twenty-five novels a year. il IS
to be wondered what Mr. Phillips does
with al he writes
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
IT TsS,T FAIR.

The poet who gets the worst OF things;
He has an awful time.
For when he words together strings.
He has to make EN- rhyme.
The man who writes a current song
No such restrictions knows.
For he can calmly plug along
And rhyme nightingale with horeradis
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

The time IS rapidly approaching, We
suspect. when no crowned head Of Europe
viii feel comfortable or quite up to date
without one or two Of Uncle Andy
Carnegie's diplodocuses- diplodeei, Il
the Laird OF skioo'' chooses-about the
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
FIaE DAY Ha. acaught o..

From the South Bend Tribune.
The indications throughout the country
are that Flag Day has caught on and
that the hurTying American has found
time TO pause and think OF the country's s
past and contemplate IT'S future.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

A Missouri chief OF police proposes to
enforce the anti-dog law. not by staying
the dogs. but by hustling the dog owners
to jail a true Missourian always man
ages to show 'em, somehow
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
A Caution.

In climbing the ladder OF fame. 1t is
well to keep climbing. because you will
never win out II you Hnger on the vari-
Gus rounds Of applause.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
The Wherefore.

I've never saved anything yet.
! seem 10 be always in debt;
For I am a man
Who decidedly can
Afford anything I can get.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
Nuns the Word .

From the Richmond TimeSDisDatch.
The government IS having the mischief
Of time finding out what whisky is. or
eovvse, there are a lot Of men who know.
but they won't tell
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Culberson? All. yesi Culberson Is the
eccentric party who thinks a Democratic
Senator should urge and vote for Demo-
cratic principles as enunciated in the
national platform Oid-fashioned man is
Culberson! He actually thinks It would
be a good idea TO have a real Democratic
administration here in Washington by
and byi
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
Bud We Can't.

so you don't care for bathIng?''
TOO much OF a crush, don't you know. q"
''Wen. II would be nice II we could have
individual oceans"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

All the newspapers are hammering the
mother-in-law joke nowadays. This an
cient witticism was ever az lowest ebb
in popular favor during the merry month
OF June however.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Cant we solve two problems by loan
ing Emma Goldman to the English suf-
fragettes?' inquiries the Cleveland Leader.
Not II the suffragettes discover the plot
in time to head IL of. in all probability.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
Or Both.

From the Savannah News
Mr.. Csrnige Is going to Austria That
means Francis Joseph will have to accept
either a 10 per cent library or a replica OF
the diplodocus.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

The Supreme Court Of Ohio has solemn
ly declared that a hen is a chicken. II
might have gone on. for that matter. and
declared that hen is frequently spring
chicken a la Maryland.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Westminster Abbey. wherein George
Meredith is not buried. harbors the bones
Of a prizehghter- II is much harder
TO keep green the memory of a prize
fighter. however. than the memory OF
a George Meredith.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
A Mean Thrust.

Washington exclaimed the orator,
First in war, first IN peace"
And last in baseball" interrupted a
low wretch.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
OF cnnr.e-

From the Havahin Gazette.
Why this absurd clanor for more day
light? More moonlight is all we need in
the gooG old summer time
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
Consistent.

From the Houston Post.
Uncle Joe Cannon says he Is only the
servant OF the House Of Representatives.
well. he lords 1t over them as II he
were their cook"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

A Michigan woman wants a divorce
from her husband because he talks in
his sleep. Now. OF course. II he merely
listened in his sleep, it would be entirely
different
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
The Goat.

From the Kansls Clry Journal
Your wife doesn't seem 10 care much
for that friend OF yours"
NO; he's The man lay the blame on
when I'm detained downtown"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

4 Chattanooga man died the other day
from drinking too much water. AS Chat
tanooga does not 90 prohibition for some
two or three weeks yet. this cannot well
be seized upon as an anti-prohibItion
argument.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

No news from Bwans Tumbo in sew
eral days. DO not be alarmed. how
ever. or imagine he Is not slaughterinS
things right end left. as usual Prob
ably the wires are down.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
Does rot Break Loose Daily.

From toe Baltimore Sun.
What seems strange at the White House
Is having man on the Job who doesn't
break loose every day.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Chancellor Day is remarkably back
ward with his denunciation Of game
butchers in general and one game butcher
in particular
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
As 10 a Friend.

He says there's no such thing as luck. .
That's because he's never had any
thing else"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Popular Mechanics says: Butter 800
years old is frequently served In India"
Evidently. the India restaurants are not
so very different
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

One more Intervention in Cuba. and
after that there viii be only con-
structive recesses between interventions
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

A California town has adopted an or
dinanee forbidding policemen to enter a
saloon. AS long as back doors are not
abolished, however, the policemen viii
make ont
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15
Army Supply Branch

It is a blessed thing for the memory Of
lay Gould that he left a daughter Helen
The Washington herald., 1909-06-15

Some OF the West India ISLANDERS
have learned that when a foreigner mis-
behaves on their shores * is better 70
suffer In silence than 10 mete out punish
ment at the risk OF a descending gunboat
from the miscreant's native land sasd
Frank Il. Grifths OF Kingston. Jamaica.
who Is at the Raleigh. A judge IN
Haiti. however. recently took occasion
10 pay Of old scores and 10 redeem his
self-respect IN the case OF an offender
brought before him
To his hrSJ question. as 70 the na-
tionality OF the accused, the interpre-
ter had answered that the prisoner was
from Switzerland
Switzerland said the Judge, and
Switzerland has no seacoast. has it2-
No seacoast. your honor. said the IN
terpreter-
And no navy continued the judge.
and no navy, your honor WAS the
reply
/" VERY wen. then said the judge.
give him one year al hard labor
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21

late home, Rev J. c. Mitchell offieist
ing. Her maiden name was Nellie
seriyens and she was born IN Peters
burg. y. ", in 1868. She il survived
by her husband and eight children.
Palmer Eaton. a lad Of II years.
who has lived here portion OF The
past few years. was arrested recently
tor larceny committed in Hinsdale,
Macs, where he Was working and was
sentenced 70 the Shirley Industrial
School By the District Court at Pitts-
field, Mass. He soon escaped from
Shire and came back this way .tu. on
Tuesday Of last week was again arrest.
Cd in North Adams and was taken 70
Shirley by the Pittefeld officers.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21
=. K. HilIiard spout Saturday anl

-. ~ iialhdih rptht ipHtHi%at nh1
Sunday with relatives in Rutland
-Preparations are being made for
the annual harvest supper o. the church
10 be given next week.
The funeral Of Mrs, Emma Bar
beau was held il Adams, Mass, on
Thursday Of last week ID the Catholic
church. Mrs. Barbeau was 81 years
old and died al the home 81 her moth
r.. Mrs. William Harris, IN Pownal.
Two children survive her. Her has
band, Philip Bart,eau. 10 whom she
was married in 1889, died some years
ago.
The funeral Of Mrs.. Frank Lille
wss held On srnday o. lsss week al Der
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21

/ Albert Bowen. who has been spend.
ing the summer here with his brother,
B. p. Bowen, left last week for Cali.
| fornia.
Miss Mary Kelleher, who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs, W. c. Whalon,
has gone to Bennington where she will
spend the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rogers of Walling.
ford and Mr.. and Mrs. Myron Roberts
of South Wallngford, were recent
guests at Chas. Gifford's.
J Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Pishop were
called to Schenectady, N. Y. on Mon
day OF this week, on account of the
death of their sister.
Miss Bertha Ames is spending two
weeks or more in Gens Falls, N. Y.
Miss Eida Ames is also visiting in
Syracuse, n. Y. for some time.
Mrs. Erich and daughter, Barbara,
who have spent the summer with Mr..
and Mrs. II. B. Kendall. have moved
to Bennington where Mr. Rich has
position.
Mrs. Jane w. Ames, who has been
visiting in Syracuse, n. T.. and Poult.
ney, VT, has returned and will remain
here for about month before going
to Poultney for the winter.
Gilbert H. Brophy has sold out
halt interest in his livery business to
Henry q. Stone. They will continue
the business here under the name Of
Brophy d Stone aud will also sell coal
and wood.
Miss Eliza Shelter spent day or
two at her home here last week and
has returned TO Dandy. where she is
helping to care for her auat. Mrs.
Peleg Edgerton. who is in
Recently Mrs james Bebee went
to Ludlow 10 visit her father, Mr.. Hol.
lister. who has been very i'll for some
time. She found him in feeble con.
dition aud confined To his bed
The Young Peoples Society had |
their walk as planned on last Friday. |
They went as far as the Shuttleworth |
quarry where they had their lunch.
The day proved 10 be fine aud they re-
port a very enjoyable time.
SOUTH DORSET. /
MIR. and Mrs. Merritt G. Phelps IT
Hartford, Conn, Fred n Phelps Of
Lee. Mass. and Mr.. A. S. Goodwin /
aud daughter Doris. w.re called here
by the serious illness of their mother,
Mrs. Charles W. Phelps. whose condi-
Iion remains the same.
Mrs. Julia Mortimer Of Boston.
Mass, has been caring for her mother,
Mr.. chas. ". Phelps for the past FIVE
seeks.
NORTH faSwNAL.
-. s.. PAirell has purchased Mar
eell automobile Il
Miss Mary Hard spen, Sunday IT
her home in East Arlington.
Mrs. Sherwood Of Troy j. al the
'Gienxood +" i
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21
MANCHESTER CENTER

5. NJ Hawkins Is making his barn
over into tenement,
Regular meeting Of Skinner w. X
{ &. Friday at 2 y. m.
llarland Woodcock OF Sandgat,
I spent Sunday in town,
MIR. aud Mrs Edward Morris o.
Dorset were in town Friday.
! Ms. Joseph Brown Of st. Alban'
I il the guest Of Miss Anna BATHS.
The pipe organ in Zion church IL
soon to be run by motor power.
Service Clnh Of the Baptist church
will meet Friday afternoon with Mrs.
Abel Smith.
Harry Kent is soon TO move from
the Depot 10 Mr. kent's house at the
Center.
Charles Ames had the misfortune
10 lose one Of his valuable span Of gray
work horses.
The Junior Auxiliary of Zion
church will meet at the rectory Friday
AT 1 o'clock.
Mrs. Warner of Landgrove has
rented a room o. Mrs. Sarah J. Bowen
for the winter.
Miss Anna BATHS is greatly i'm
proving her house by raising the rooi
and adding extra rooms.
q, II, Shinville Of Fair Haven was
a guest over Sunday at the home OF
Mr.. and Mrs. c. X. Ames.
Sheldon Flower OF Florence, Mass,
and Horace Flower of Rupert were
guests of friends here Saturday.
MIR. and Mrs. Herbert A. Walker
and Mr. and Mrs. w. n. Bundy ex.
pect 90 spend the winter in Florida.
Harris Whipple.: who was taken
sick in New York City, has returned
aFtu " rtlff WI tut rifh lirt.
"A son of Mrs. Cozae Marley was
taken 10 Burlington last week Thurs
day for nn operation.
The party thai had planned 10
climb Dorset mountain Monday have
again postponed the trip on account Of
the recent snow storm.
st. Margaret Guild win hold a
food sale in the vacant room adjoining
j. G. Heine's clothing store. Saturday
afternoon from 10 u O'Clock.
Mrs. g. II. shinyile, Mrs. John
q. Williams and Miss Jessie Allen Of
Fair Haven have been in attendance
the past week at n house party given
by Mrs. c. X. Ames.
The addition which is being built
on the Combination Cash Store owned
by The Rutland firm, is nearly com
pleted and il great improvement 10
the place.
--oimsby Chapter, u. A. r.. met
silh Mrs. +. {. Perkins Saturday and
was an Enjoyable occasion. After the
business meeting dainty refreshments
were served.
Pacific Engine Go. will give the
first At n series Of sis dances TO be Civ.
cn the coming winter. on this Thursday
evening, the 2lsi.
81 Margafet's Guild 81 Zion church
areto give fine entertainment At the
Opera House on Tuesday evening. Nov.
9th. Further particulars will appear
IN these columns from time 10 lime.
Regular meeting OF Balienkill Val.
ley Grange will be held ia the base.
men, ~ the Methodist church Tuesday
evening. Oct. 27ih. All members are
requested 10 be present as candidates
arr ,o be inflated. aud IN. lecturer has
M excellent program 10 announce.
MIR aud Mrs. chks. X. Ames 90,
.estAined a few friends on Friday eve.
ming in honor o. thelr guests Mrs. @.
II. shinville, Mr.. John q. Williams
and Miss Jessie Alien. Prizes we're
gwen 10 the highest scores. won by
Mr.. v. c. Perkins and Miss Allen.
MANCHESTER pEPgT.
-. II. Whitney Of Peru was IN town
last Saturday.
Miss jackson Is visiting relatives
ia Providence, n. l.
Mrs. L. 7. futile Is confined 10 the
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21
Artificial Teeth

Not merely false teeth but the
kind that look natural and e,
perfectly. Guaranteed in every
respect. Your bad teeth can be
extracted absolutely without pain
or unpleasant after effects by our
new process No charge for ex-
tracing when plates are ordered
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Railroad Fare Paid

house with a severely sprained ankle
--Mrs. Charles Batchelder is visiting
relatives in Cambridge and Boston,
Mass.
Mrs. A. A. Roberts Of Dorset spent
last Saturday with her sister, Mrs. &.
y Sexton.
The present cold weather has slim
ulated the business of the local coal
derlers,
Mrs. j. b. Brown, who has been
spending the summer in Salt Lake
City, Utah, has been visiting her sis
ter. Mrs. M. q. Walker.
--Lucius Chase. an old time resident
OF this town, died at the town farm
where he had made his home for years,
on Monday night, aged rs years. The
funeral was held Wednesday afternoon.
There is TO be district meeting of
the Odd Fellows Of this district on
Wednesday evening, Nov. Sd. next.
The lodges comprising this district are
Stark Lodge of Bennington. Shafts
bury Lodge OF So. SALISBURY and
Hope Lodge Of this village. s. b.
Taylor of the local lodge is the District
Deputy Grand Master for this district.
Miss Edna +. Earle Of this village
and Miles J Walsh Of Bennington
were married in ST. Pants church by
Rev. r. Kelly on Wednesday morning
the 10Th They were attended by Miss
Eva Hayes and Clifford Brothers.
EAST DORSET,
"A son was born last Friday to Mr..
and Mrs. Myron Brophy.
Miss EIva Batchelder Of Rutland
IL a guest OF Mrs. James colvin.
MIR. and Mrs. Il. Y. CLARK visited
in Buffalo, \. Y. recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Nadenu were
recent visitors in Fitchbnrg, Mass.
w. q. Bebee of Manchester visited
IN town Sunday and Monday of this
week.
Miss Clara Bnffum. vho teaches in
wallingfori, spent day OF two at her
home here last week.
Miss Agnes Bovia Of North Adams,
Mass. aud friend. are spending sew |
eral days with Mrs. John DeJordy.
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O
Mttens Ladies Suits Fall Winter Goats Waists Odd Skirts Cose Cor
Jewry Wall Paper Trunks Cases
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21
DR.. FarnSwOrth,

Tatile Block. RUTLAND. VT.
Hours W IL An. / W 5P. n.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-10-21

ready 70 come back with his family in
the spring.
Notice will be found elsewhere Of
the closing three nights ~ the week Of
the stores oi most Of our village mer.
chants. There is very little business
transacted evenings during the winter
that could not be transacted earlier IN
She day and il does not seem necessary
that the stores should stay open every
night. consequently the action.
The undersigned stores wish TO an.
nauncc that starting with the week be
ginning ocl. 18th they will close each
Monday. Wednesday and Friday nights
at 4 y 10.
Taconic Hardware Co,
coy q McGuire,
Hard's Drug Store,
&. o. Hard.
The Toggery Shop,
MANCHESTER CENTER
The new era., 1909-04-22
EVIDENTLY WASN'T A LlNlUls1
Lawyers Question Brought Trut
from Puzzled Witness.

An Irish lawyer who used to Lave
an extensive practice in the crimina
court OF New York was once Gag ged
10 defend Jew charged with sacia. !.
IRE TO his store. He felt SO conf .es
of being able to have his client dc .ui
ted that he put him on the witnes
stand
Now, my good ran he began, "Fe
member, you are IN your oa,h. Yo
stand here charged by the people {
The state of New iOrts w h a ,bLg
crime. | want you 80 Iul.l .t;;e ~f3-
men in the face and tell thsm you a.,
not guilty of this cowardly deed. Ar
you or are you not guilty of this
charge of arson?"
The Jew, who had never heard the
word arson used before, and thinking
it was some new charge, tried to save
himself. In a thoroughly frightened
tone, he answered:
mo, chudge, your honor, | am not
guilty of arson. All done vos to make
der fire.
The new era., 1909-04-22
MADE WITH CHEESE
DIRECTIONS FOR TWO EXTREME.
LY sAvoRY DISHES.
Aierettes Are Something 1t Is Well
for the Housewife Always to Have
on Hand-Cheese Relish
Something New.

Cheese Aigrettes.-I have chosen
his recipe because cheese is always
a popular savory, and the aigrettes
may be prepared beforehand, and will
only need reheating just before serv-
ing. But If by any chance you happen
to have received present of Stilton
cheese, serve that instead. 1t is sure
to be appreciated. Hand with it tiny
dinner biscuits. Now for the aigrettes.
Required: Four ounces of flour,
half pint of cold water, one ounce of
butter, two eggs, three ounces of
grated cheese, salt, pepper and
cayenne.
Dry and sieve the flour. Put the
butter and water in pan on the fire.
When 1t boils add the flour, and stir
the mixture over the fire until it will
leave the sides of the pan quite clean.
Let 1t cool slightly, then add the
eggs, beating each one in separately.
Next add the cheese and seasoning,
and spread the mixture on plate to
cool. Have ready some frying fat,
and when the faintest blue smoke is
just beginning to come from it drop a
teaspoonful of the mixture into it, and
fry slowly till golden-brown. Drain
on paper. When they are to be served
heat and sprinkle with grated cheese
Cheese Relish.-Roll six crackers
fine, season with one-quarter teaspoon
of pepper, one teaspoon of salt and
one teaspoon Of dry mustard. Put In
a spider / " cups of milk, butter size
of an English walnut, a quarter of a
pound or more If you wish of rich
cheese, shaved thin. When cheese is
melted stir In slowly the rolled crack
ers and serve.
The new era., 1909-04-22
Our Serious Youna Men.

zone of the things that strikes me
as so very curious about your young"
remarked g visitor from Canada, lis
the expression of extreme seriousness
that they wear when entering or leav-
ing place like this" and he waved
his hand, as if to take in the restaur-
ant at one comprehensive sweep.
'Since | have been sitting here proba-
bly, twenty young men, nice, hearty
looking lads. have PASSED us. aud they
all have worn the same expression
as if the responsibilities of running
the whole world were on their shout
de"s. Not one OF them has smiled, al
though they We're in parties clcrrly out
to enjoy themselves, and as for laugh
ing, that ems unheard of. What on
earth is the matter with them, do you
think?"
The new era., 1909-04-22
Ecnoe Love sest Charity.

We Lave come 10 realize that
child needs something more than
clothes ana food to develop the best;
it eeds the love mat can only be
found in a home. The success of the
whole depends entirely upon the sue
cess OF the unit, and this can only be
achieved by recognizing each unit,
though it be merely puny little child
of wait ur crime, rs an individual
with individual characteristics and an
individual yea.Ai for love.
The new era., 1909-04-22
HIoho HAPPENINGS

Showing awful hard today. We
thought we were going to have Spring
but we guess not now.
Claud Freeman spent Monday night
with c. A. Brands
Chas. Brands and NJ. J. Capron spent
Friday night in Walden.
Albert and Dewey Norell came home
Saturday from Denver where they spent
the winter.
June Shippey spent a few days with
the Watsenberg girls this week.
Mrs. c. A. Brands and Mrs. Wyatt
STAYED IN Walden last Monday night.
Fred Brands went home with Steve
Harl
Irwin Brands was home Monday.
C. C. Fliniau came home from Denver
Friday.
Mr. Doner spent Friday night in Wal
den
Mrs Doners mother, Mrs. Sudduth is
4 visiting her for while.
- Mrs. Soderberg came home Saturday
with Mr. Doner
The new era., 1909-04-22
NUMBER 8,
FOREST RESERVE NEWS
Denver Republican

individuals and interests that ure on.
posed to the forest conservation policies
lnaugurated by Roosevelt and which
nave in Clifford Pinchot their stanchest
upholder, shouted before they were out
OF the woods yesterday. The accounts
from Washington were to the effect that
Secretary Wilson of the agricultural
department had directed" an examin.
alton of the forest reserves by the geo.
logical survey to determine the nom
tlmbered areas and the acreage that
would be more valuable for agricultural
than forest purposes. The opponents
of "Pinchotism" took this as flatterine
JUNCTION to the soul; no more would the
forest service and its wardens oppress
the poor farmer and the prospector.
AT the forest service bureau in this
city it was stated that no information
from Washington had been received re-
garding the revolution" that had taken
place in the forestry regulations. That
there will be considerable reduction
made from time to time forest reserve
in this and other states goes without
saying. When Mr. Pinchot was here he
was asked several times regarding the
policies to be pursued under the new
administration and his answer was that
there would be a continuation of the
Roosevelt conservation plans. But in
every address he made he was anxious
to make clear that it was not the policy
OF the department to hold to land for
forest growing that could be put to bet.
te uses. The aim was to populate the
West.