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Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30
SUNNY GEMS.

nose people on MATS must oe a 'pS
what makes you think so?'
why II they haven't time to flash us a
signal or two, they might at least drop us
dealer.
Did you read my story" asked the
Il read the first part OF IT," nswer
the candid girl. Blu after the first two
pages II trickled off among a lot of adver-
tisements that were so interesting that 1
lost track OF it."-WHshington star.
w have a strike in our factory every
day, off and on"
why. | thought you had no labor
troubles there at all?'
n more We have"
But how then, can all this striking
be going on|'
Say, old man" began BoTroughs, lend
me your ear for a while. will yOu?"
MY friend, " replied Wise, shrewdly sus-
pecting a touch. I'D gladly lend you both
OF them; then l wouldn't be able to hear
you ask me TO lend you anything else
Catholic Standard and Times.
Hub-Why in the world do you women
lace yourselves so tight?
We've can't lace ourselves as tight
Is you men can drink yourselyes.-BOstOn
Transcript.
why do you women wear such large
hatsg'
1t is necessary. II fashion says that
hats must be large, then hats must be
large"
Suppose fashion should decree thR shoes
must be large ?"-Kansas city JoGrnal.
We are going to consult a specialist
about our boy" says the father.
About your boy? echoes the friend.
why, he seems TO be a perfectly healthy
rugged lad"
II know. but we have asked him time
and again what he wants to be when he
grows up and he never has said that he
wants to be a railway engineer. Life.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

Des Moines takes the pennant. If
Omaha could not have It, 1t ought to
be nea enough in Des Moines so that
it will not be far out of sight.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

without waiting for the final word.
we congratulate the Lincoln Young
Mems Christian association building
fund boosters on their success In rails
ing 100000 for a new Young Mems
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

A French physician has a cure for
the sleeping sickness. Let him turn
his attention next to something that
will relieve the early waking habit.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

Setting up straw men in order to
knock them down seems to be a favor
tie pastime for some people, both in
and out Of politics.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

STATEMENT or CIRCULATION
state Of Nebraska, Douglas County ss.i
George b. Tzschuek, treasurer OF The
Bee Publishing Company. being duly
sworn, says that the actual number OF
IGll and complete copies of The Daily
Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed
curing the month of August 1909. was
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

Subscribers leaving the sISv SsA-
pOrAri1y hOufu have Ths Bee
mailed 10 then Address will he
ehaaEsd ~ cites a. r~saaeated.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

At any rate, Harry whitney is tax.
ing the safe course.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

If there is nothing to arbitrate it is
certainly strange how so much smoke
can rise from no fire.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

District Attorney Jerome is up for
another reelection in New York City.
They can't lose Jerome.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30
Famous in a Night

HOw an unrsportsd speech
stirred the East ana cave Gov
ernor Johnson q Presidential Boon
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

He was so utterly different from what
his iIl-advised press agents had represented
him. Tall, straight, with a sensitive, mo-
bile face that changed in expression every
second, his was as fine-looking and strik-
ing appearance as ever was seen In a din
ner hail. despite the libelous photographs
of his press agents. His mellow voice, full
OF unexpected deeps and shadows, and
always so calculated as to bring out
TO the uttermost every meaning that lay
behind one OF his sentences. may not have
been the voice Of an orator, but no orator
could nave made such an impression on
that crowd.
And. remember, It was not the ordinary
mass meeting audience. It was made up,
that crowd OF $50, Of men to whom ora
tory was their daily bread; men who
heard II daily in house and senate until
they we're sick Of It. II was the most try
ing audience, the most cynical and skep-
tloal audience that a man could have ad-
dressed.
It is wholly within pounds to say that
no such hit was ever made before that
a~udlence-which is pretty much the same
from year TO ~yeaT-John A. Johnson made
that night.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

The way to arbitrate is to arbltrate.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

His human enjoyment Of the hit he vas
making and the surprise he was creating
was perfectly obvious in his face and man
ner as he went on. He was facing such
an audience as, four years before, the OBJ
scure country editor In Minnesota could
never have expected 10 c~Onfront-an su-
dience that Is given 10 few men to con-
'front.'; an audience made up Of the nations
leaders in every walk Of life, and an
audience which takes no interest In oratory.
even good oratoTy-and he was conquering
Il. establishing his dominion over it, and
raising that dominion higher with every
sentence.
The matter Of that speech has escaped
from the mind OF the writer. He recalls
one occasion when Johnson, In the midst
Of a keen, clever eulogy Of Minnesota,
enumerated the products in which she ex-
Gelled every other state, and concluded,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

ident, chuckling, to his feet, while every
body roared and stamped.
But jokes and sarcasms inevitably linger
longer In the memory than the more ser
ious matter of a speech. To sum it up, 1t
a fresh, vigorous, direct, typically
western, and yet broadly national review
Of the political life of the time. The en-
thuslasm OF his auditors mounted every
minute. His delivery was appropriate to
the matter-a slashing, ~easy-running de-
livery, without a suspicion of demagogy
on the one hand or pomposity on the
other. 1t was like a western breeze roll
ing over the faded east.
Is the governor finished and sat down
there was a scene such as seldom had been
witnessed in the Girdiron club. Speaker
Cannon began it. He leaped up from his
place and darted around to Johnson's table
to grasp his hand in both of his. Hardly
a second behind him came Senator Foraker
and then Secretary Root, and after them
there piled up a mass of statesmen, bust
ness men, newspaper men, lawyers and
judges, all excited and delighted, all fall
ing over themselves to scramble for John
sons hand.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

with a humorous glance at Vice President
Fairbanks:
And her production of artificial ice eX-
ceeds even that Of Indiana"
A wltticism which brought the Vice Pres
ident, chuckling, to his feet, while every
body roared and stamped.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

Entered at Omaha pOstoffco as second
tss matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

Hub-Why in the world do you women
lace yourselves so light?
WifC-We can't lace ourselves as tight
ss you men can drink yourselves.-Bostor
Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-30

49, ||o~AADNH
Subscribed in my presence and sworn
70 before me this Isl day of September,
1909. N. p. WALKER,
Notary PubliH
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

Prince Bismarck once told story OF
the battlefield OF Koeniggraiz. The old
emperor. then king OF Prussia. had
exposed himself and his stan TO the
enemy's hre In a very reckless fash
Ion aud would not hear Of retrcating
to safe distance Al last Prince Bis.
marck rode up TO him. saying: As a
responsible minister must insist upon
your majesty's retreat t. a safe dis.
lance. II your majesty were 10 be
killed the victory would he Of no use
TO us" The king saw the force Of this
and slowly retreated. but In his zeal
returned again aud again To the front.
when ! noticed IT," Prince bismarck
went ON. Il only rose IN my saddle
and looked ut him. lie understood Il
perfectly and called out rather an
grily. Yes. | am coming Hut We did
not get ON fast enough. aud M last I
rode close up to the king. took my
foot out of the right stlrrup and Sc
cretly gave his horse an energetic kick.
Such a thing had never before han.
pened 10 the fat mare. hut the move
was successful. for she shot on ia a
fine canter."
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
The hypoeri,. a Genius.

Really 10 be hypccrite must re
quire horrible strength Of character
An ordinary man such ss you or gen
orally fails nj last brcaus. l- has moi
enough energy la be- a man. But the
hypocriic must have enough energy a.
D" ,w" men. II Is said that liar
should have a good D-mOry. ku, q
hyi,ocrile must have not only good
memory Of the past. but consistent
and creative vision Of the future: his
unreal self must be so far real io him
The perfect hypocrite should be n trim
Ivy ~ artistic talent. He must be n
novelist like Dickens to create false
character. fIe must be an actor like
Garrick TO act II. And he must be a
business man like Carnegie 10 profit
by II. Such genius would not be
easy to lind In any country.-G. H.
Chesterton.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

No woodcutter will go about his
task In the Indian forests unless he Is
accompanied by a faker. who Is sup
posed 10 exercise power over tigers
and wild animals generally. Before
work Is commenced the faker assem-
bles all the members OF his party In II
clearance ut the edge Of the forest and
erects n number of huts. IN which he
places images ~ certain deitics. After
offerings have been presented to the
images the particular forest h declar-
ed TO be free OF tigers. and the wood
cutters In virtue OF the presents they
have made TO the dcities are supposed
to be under their special protection.
IL after all these precautions tiger
seizes one of the party the faker
speedily takes his departure without
waiting TO offer superfiuous explana.
tons. Calcutta Statesman.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

plymouth rock has become an object
Of veneration In the United States be
cause of It's interesting historica, asso
Citations. AS is well known. IL Is the
rock or ledge on which the pilgrims
are believed TO have landed when they
FIRST stepped from their boats IN the
harbor OF what Is now Plymouth.
Mass. In i51J part Of the rock was
removed tn the vicinity Of Pilgrim
hall. but was afterward restored 90 Its
original site aud Is now under the
stone canopy that surmounts the main
rock on Water street Charles Sumner
said. From the deck Of the Mayfiow.
er. from the landing mt Plymouth rock.
TO the senate Of the United States ~ n
mighty contrast. covering whole spaces
Of history hardly less than FROM the
wolf that sucked Romulus and Remns
to that Roman senate which on curnle
chairs swsy.d Italy aud tlse world
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

The har( and strength q ice In
creases with c degrees OF cold. n I'd
as icebergs collie from the region II
perpetual cold 81 an intensity difficult
to realize Il Is readily seen how they
can become demons OF destruction. .
The hardness Of icebergs Is something
wonderful. even surprising that Of the
land Ice" reported from 81. Peters
burg In i74O. wherein II Is declared
that 'in the severe winter of that year
house was built OF Ice taken from
the river Neva which Was ffty feet
long. sixteen feet wide and twenty
feet high. and the walls supported the
roof, which was also OF Ice. Before Il
stood two Ice mortars and six Ice can
non made on turning lathe. with
carriages and wheels also OF fee. The
cannon were OF the cnlIber Of six
Founders. but they were loaded only
with one-quarter pound Of powder and
with hemp balls-on one occasion with
iron. The thickness OF the Ice was
only four inches. and yet II resisted
the explosion" Ice palaces have also
been built In late years In this coun-
try and In Canada which have stood
for weeks. so. then. how strong must I've
the Ice In masses hundreds OF feet In
thickness!-Pittsburg Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
BLocKApsp.
Every Household In Bryan Should
Know How 20 Resist u.

Every Household In Bryan Should
Know How 70 Resist H.
The back aches because the Kidneys
are blockaded
Help the kidneys with their work.
The back win ache no more.
Lots Of proof that Deans Kidney
Pills do this.
It's the best proof. for II comes from
this 'icinity. ~ssSAns.
II. r. Overhaul. Franklin. Texas
says: Il was subject to attacks OF
kidney complaint for several years
irregular passages Of the kidney Sc
cretIons being the worst feature. Hear
ing of Doan's Kidney Pills, procured
a box and ai,er taking few doses
noticed an improvement. Before
long was cured and since then
have not been Obliged TO take any
kidney remedy. have great conf.
dence In Doans Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foste--aiilburn Company. Buff
falo. New York. sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
A Story Of Gamhetta.

II Is told Of Gambetta that once
when In the heyday OF his power
when he went to some agricultural de
partment 10 Gust a rcactionary candi
date In favor OF one Of his friends. he
inquired about the agriculturists'
wants We are sadly In need OF
rain" came the answer I'm see
about II when get TO Paris" prom
Used Gambetta. And his listeners be
lieved in his promise. The record
runs that the rain came down In tor
rents day or two after and that
when the reactIonary candidate pre-
scented himself he was hooted ut. let
your party do AS much for us as Gam.
beta. aud we'll elect you" they said.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
They're All Good.

Burne-Joncs. the famous artist. made
many sketches for the children OF his
friend, j. comyns Carr. He once
laughlngly proposed 10 instruct the
eldest boy In the principles Of anato-
my. aud there aud then made for him
two beautiful drawings representing
the anatomy OF the good man and the
good woman. In both OF which the
heart. magnificently large. winged and
backed by spreading flames. is the cen
tral detail.
BY special request he made another
drawing. illustrating the anatomy Of
the bad man. On being met with the
rcproach that the third drawing show
cd nothing Of the details of internal
structure he replied:
There are none. The bad man Is
quite hollow"
On being challenged To illustrate the
anatomy Of the bad woman he grave
~ replied:
MY dear boy. she doesn't exist"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
SOCIETY woMsN's HAla.
A Simple Treatment that VIII Make
Il Truly Faeinatins. e. J. Jen-
kins Guarantees II.

A Simple Treatment that Will Make
Il Truly Faeinatins. e. J. Jen-
kins Guarantees II.
Nowadays every up-to-date woman
had radiant hair.
What a foolish creature woman
would be II she lost the opportunity
TO add to her attractions.
Vet In America today there are hun.
dreds OF thousands OF women with
harsh, faded. characterless hair who
do not make any attempt TO improve
II.
In Paris most women have beauti-
ful hair. and In America all woran
who use Partisan Sage have luxuri-
ant hair.
And any woman reader OF the Eagle
can have attractive and lustrous hair
In few days time by using this great
hair rejuvenator. Partisan Sage.
Il. J. jenkins sells large bottle for
so cents and he guarantees II to ban
ish dandruff. stop falling hair and
itching scalp In two weeks or money
back.
Partisan Sage is an ideal hair tonic.
not sticky or greasy aud is sold by
leading druggists everywhere The
girl with the Auburn hair Is on every
bottle. Mail orders filled by Ameri.
can makers. Giroux Mfg. Co. Buffalo.
~. Y.
Here Is more proof:
Partisan Sage rids scalp and hair
of dandruff. makes the growth OF hair
profuse. and leaves silky. fluffy
and luxuriant appearance. We are
glad to endorse the use OF Partisan
Sage" John Null. 81 10sth ST..
w. Va.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

When a butcher answered the bell
OF his telephone instrument one day
the shrill voice Of little girl greeted
his ears. Hello. Is that Mr.. wilson,"
Yes" he answered kindly.
well. can you tell us where grand
pas liver Is; We've got to put a hot
flannel on n. and we can't ind it,
London Telegraph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
Not Mechanical.

A song and dance comedian was
working In cheap vaudeville house
where a performance was given hour
ly The tired performer had made
nine appearances aud had fallen asleep
on his trunk when the manager poked
him In the ribs and said:
Hey, you-wake up. Its time for
you TO 20 on again"
Say" retorted the performer. Il
can't 20 on again. What do you take
me fora filmy"-M Metropolitan Maya.
zine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03


Not only the inanimate hut the ami.
mate world presents itself IN strange
forms 10 the niyopic. Humanity. for
instance. Is often revealed Ia some.
what inhuman guise. Thus. so far as
ocular demonstration goes. the world
to the shortsighted Is pcopled by men
and women as facclcss. sometimes
oven as headless. as the horseman OF
legendary fame. Indoors myopic per-
sons get quite accustomed to talking
with persons who have neither eyes
nor nose. Out Of doors the l,henome.
non Is more striking because ostener
repeated. At quite short distance
the face melts into the atmosphere
aud becomes either cloud or. like II.
q. Wells invisible man. nothingncss.
IL see the hat aud the figure. some
times the beard. see the walking
stick. II the hand Is ungloved this
stick Is waving miraculously little
way from the sleeve edge. for the
hand. like the face. has vanished
Strand Magazine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
His Preferences.

Pompano-why do you work 50 hard,
Bagley? You slave from morning un.
I'll night. Bagley-I know do.
wish TO get rich. want TO die worth
a million. Pompano-well. there's no
accounting for tastes. Now. I would
much prefer TO live worth half a mil
lion.-Philadelphia Call.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

Washington, Dec. s.--John R. Early.
the ex-soldiay who is alleged by some
authorities ID, be leper appeared In
Washington last night and today cir
culated freely about the city. This
evening he was arrested as menace
to public health.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

II shall miss my train" she said
petulsntly.
"Oh. no, you won't" the dressmaker
assured her you will soon get used
TO these gowns which haven't any
New York Journal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
A Limited Forever"

whats the matter. Clsra?" asked "
father OF his daughter.
'Ferdy and have parted forever"
''Um. In that case spose he won't
be calling for couple OF nights"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
LOST, srRAyep OR STOLEN.

One light bay pare mule. black
stripe down back. Is "a hands high.
! or years old. branded Diamond ID
on shoulder. Information or return
will be rewarded. NJ. r. Dansby.
d3l2wS
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
His shara.

Councllmnn-I've come to see II you
win subscribe anything to the town
cemetery. Old Resident-Good era.
efousl I've already subscribed three
wfves.-London Telegraph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

Howell-I had the nightmare las,
night. Powell-That so? Howell
Yes; thought that was being kicked
by the foot OF the bed.-New York
Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03

PA. what's cynical smile?''
Your mother viii show you. my
son. the next time l tell her I can't
spare all the money she wants"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
Varied Formula.

"Did he tell the whole TRUTH
practically. He told the truth with
hole just large enough for him TO
crawl out OF it"-Puck.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-12-03
BRYAN MATTRESS FACTORY

10 now open for all kinds Of
work. Renovating and new
Work a Speciality. All work
Guaranteed.
c. r. WHITE, Manager.
Phone Residence.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-12-02

tivation. The committee believes that
by no other means can the agricultur-
al development of our state be so
we'll assured as by the appointment
of the best and most competent man
procurable in the United States, re-
gardless of salary, to become execu-
tie head of the Agricultural school
We would, therefore, urge that at
the next meeting of your honorable
board to be held early in December,
the matter of appointment Of such
a man to fill this most important po-
sition, be definitely disposed of with
out further postponement. The COM
mittee understands that your honor
able board has under consideration
two men for this position-namely
Prof A. F. Woods, of Washington,
and Prof. Andrew NJ. Soule, presi-
dent of the Agricultural College of
Georgia and a graduate of the
Guelph School of Ontario. We are
satisfied that both of these men are
highly accomplished and efficient ag-
ricu1turists. In addition, however, to
possessing all the qualifications of
Prof. Woods, President Soule has the
additional qualification of being a
very successful educator"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-12-02
WITH BELLS AROUND NICK
II They Saw Anyone Come, Must Run Away
Turned Out of the City

custom house at Duluth, Mimi. cur
ed of tubercular consumptiCn. n. DR..
Rea had hard pull with Miss Pet
erson, but brought her out sound
and we'll. She was far gone when he
commenced treating her.
Mrs. Louise Hill, West Duluth,
M1nn., cured of chronic eczema and
blood troubles Symptoms of cancer
were complicated with this disease.
August Schacfer, New Ulni, Mimi,
cured of catarrh.
Jacob w. Gish, Kilkenny. Mimi.
cured Of rheumatism and stiff knee,
after he had been on crutches for
many years; had tried lots of doc
tors
Fred Tolzman, Waterville. Mimi,
cured of chronic catarrh.
]. A. Nagel's five-year-old daughter
Jackson, Mimi, cured Of stomach
trouble and cramps after having treat.
ed for two years without results with
other doctors. Cured by DR.. Rea and
has never had symptom since.
Henry Wischstadt, Sleepy Eye,
Mimi, cured of a severe case of prof.
truding piles by the hypodermic in
lection method. No cutting.
Miss Marie Kostka, Hutchinson,
Minn., operated on and cured of
cross eyes in ten minutes.
Rasmus Jorgenson, boy aged sew
en-, Jackson, Mimi, cured of bron-
chial and stomach troubles. Had tried
many doctors.
Wenzel Zika, LeSueur Center, Mimi.
cured of bronchitis and chronic ca
tarrh Of the stomach.
Miss Selma, Carlstrom, Detroit,
Mimi, writes: Your medicine has
done me lots of good My face is
clear and l am feeling better than
] have felt for years. | don't think
| need any more treatment"
Francis NJ. Ward, an old man of 81
years of Royalton, Mimi, cured of
bladder trouble and kidney trouble Of
ten years standing. Had treated
with some of the best doctors in this
country absolutely without benefit.
Cured quickly by DR.. Rea.
Christ Scharra, Kempdon, \. d.,
says he would not take $4,000 for
what DR.. Rea did for him in one
months treatment. Would not be-
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so quickly. DR.. Rea treated and cur
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Mrs. John Matheson, Hickson, n.
d., cured of bladder and kidney
trouble that had bothered her for
many years. Mrs. Matheson is now
the picture of health.
C. Christianson, Northwood, Mimi,
cured of cancerous growth of the lip.
Two injections cured him when others
said it could not be cured. No pain,
nor inconvenience to business.
DR.. Rea has made arrangements to
visit the following towns on the
dates given below. Consultation and
examination to those interested $1.O0:
Glenwood, Minton House, Monday,
Dec. 9Th from 9 a. m. until p. m.
Alexandria, Arlington Hotel, Tues
day, Dec. 7th, from 9 a. m. until ) p.
M.
Detroit, Minnesota Hotel. Wednes-
day, Dec Sth from 9 a. m. until
S:45 p. m.
Perham, Merchants Hotel on Thurs
day, Dec. 9Th from 9 a. m. until
y. m.
Long Prairie, Hotel Reichert, Fri
day, Dec 10th, from noon until 6
| o'clock.
Sauk Centre, Palmer House, Satur
day, Dec. 18th from 1890 until 6
O'Clock.
d. REA & CO.
. 304 Tribune Bldg. Minneapolis, Mimi.