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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18

For the life of us we can't see any
good reason why Jacksonville. Fla,
wants TO change its name by looping
off the willie" and leaving 1t plain
Jackson. Do they think the present
name sounds as if the place is only a
village?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18
swoRN CIRCUI.ATION.

The figures for May printed below , usI
resent the actual net circulation AL re'~
having been ded Icted. %,
The Montgomery Advertiser guaIanSees 80. -,
advertisers tand makes 1t part Of the , r,c
tract when requested) that Its daily snsn.
1etion IL larger than that Of any mo. ~ ~.
Newspaper printed In Alabama-aha 80
sunday edition has tAs largest c,rtsa in
of any edition of any newspaper pf'n'0e "
Alabama. without exception.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18

Strange to say. we received a copy
of The Pittsburg Post without an ex-
tract from one of Tafts speeches and
comment thereon. Has The Post run
out of material.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18

Does the reader stop to think that
the tariff revisers have been at work
four months? Looks like long time
to do lob that the President expected
would be completed In little more than
half that time. If there were any
certainty that the job would be we'll
done there would be no fault found
about the time employed, but will IT.?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18

The numbers Of people who see
spooks and other uncanny things are
few when compared with those who
have seen and will see Leon Ling.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18
Inspect French Navy.

Paris. July 17-President Falleries
accompanied by Minister of Marine Pic
guard, and others OF the cabinet, left
Paris today to inspect the channel and
ocean souadrons OF the French navy
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18

Net Sunday Average, May. 1909 -. .2o,sSs
G. Tinigan, Circulation Manager OF The
says:
Ths foregoing statement Of The Adyer-
fsers circulation for the month Of May.
1908. d true aSd correct and compiled after
all returns from news boys news agents.
spoiled and left over copies have been de-
&uctrd. c. /. FINIGAN,
Circulation Manager.
Eworn TO and subscribed before me this
RIGA ALEXANDER,
Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18
DRIFTWooD

1t doesn't matter much these days
whether q man knows arithmetic thor
anEhly or not SO long as he can keep
up with the baseball standing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
MOTOR TRUCKS SAVE MONEY.
They 90 Further and Carry More Than
Horse Drawn Vehicles.

As the crossing policeman's whistle
sounds the heavy motor truck stard.
smoothly forward, while the hooss o.
the horses Of big dray strike spark:
on the pavement. In fact the motor
truck steals lead, like a ball play
er, and goes down with his arm
before the whistle shrills. In the
crowded traffic the smaller moto,
driven delivery wagon, short OF base,
weaves In and out through the heavier
and clumsier vehicles.
Some interesting data have been
compiled which show comparative
costs OF horse drawn and motor driy.
en- wagons, and according to System
bring out certain advantages OF the
motor truck.
1t cost twenty-four owners OF ninety.
six horse drawn vehicles s1,Se2.74 an.
nualy for trucking. On a similar
total charge basis IL cost forty-three
owners OF ninety-four motor driven
wagons s2,237 a year. In both cases
annual expenses for vehicles of all
capacities were averaged.
Whereas the cost vehicle mile and
ton mile for the horse owners was
respectively 20.4 cents and 31.7 cents
The motor car owners paid 1874 cents
vehicle mile and III cents a ton
mile for hauling their goods. In other
words. the motor truck went further
and carried more for each cent spent
than did the horse drawn vehicle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

An elderly patient In the Tennes
see mountain region was suferins
from a malady, the remedy fol
which the doctor prescribed in ths
form Of capsules. The old woman
trusted her medical adviser, but foI
medicine she evinced much suspicion
Some time after she had taken the
capsules she was asked by her SON
how she felt.
"Porely."
Don't you want nuthin' to eatr"
: mo"
Soon, however. the old woman
arose from her bed and took her seat
In rocking chair. Thinking that the
attention would be gratefully receiy.
"a. the, son filed her pipe, and TAX.
Ing q live coal from the hearth, car,
ried both to his mother.
Take that away. son!" yelled the
old woman. In the utmost fright.
Don't you know better'n to come
rear me when I've got them cartridges
In me?-San Francisco Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
Cured Sweeney and Removed q
SPAWN.

DIR. Sloan's Liniment and Vet
mary Remedies are well known all
over the country. They have saved
the lives of many valuable horses and
are a permanent institution in thou
sands of stables. 4
Mr.. @. T. Roberts OF Resaca, Ga.
K F. d. No. 1, Box 40. writes:-"I
have used your Liniment on a horse
Tor sweeney and effected a thorough
cure. l also removed a spawn on a
mule. This SPAWN was as large as a
guinea egg. I regard SIoan's Lini.
ment as the most penetrating and ef
fective Liniment l have ever known. :"
Mr.. II. NJ. Gibbs, OF Lawrence
kans., R. F. D. No. 8. writes:-"Your
Liniment is the best that have ever
used. l had mare with an abscess
on her neck and one SOC. bottle of
Sloan's Liniment entirely cured her
keep 1t around all the time for gals
and small swellings and for every.
lining about the stock"
DR.. Sloan will send his Treatise nm
the Horse free to any horseman. Al.
dress DR.. Earl s. Sloan, Boston, Mass
Station A.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

vegetable compound has done for me
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to- health means so much
to me that for the sake of other suffer
Ing women am willing to make my
trouble public so you may publish
this letter" Mrs. CHAs. BARCLAY.
RE-. d., Graniteville, Vt.
No other medicine for woman's ills
has received suoh widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know of has such a record
of cures of female ills as has Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For more than 30 years It has been
curing female complaints such as
Inflammation, liberation, local weak
nesses. fibroid tumors, irregularities
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and it is
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period of change of life.
IL costs but little to try Lydia u.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and.
as Mrs. Barclay says, it is worth noun,
tains of gold to suffering women.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
SISTERS TRICK
But IL all Came out Right.

How sister played a trick that
brought rosy health to a coffee fiend
is an interesting tale:
Il was coffee fiend-a trembling
nervous, physical wreck, yet clinging
to the poison that stole away my
strength. l Knocked at Postum and
would have none of 1t.
One day my sister substituted a
cup OF piping hot Postum for nv
morning cup of coffee but did not tell
me what 1t was. noticed the rich
ness OF II and remarked that the cof-
Zee tasted fine, but my sister did not
tell me i was drinking Postum for
rear i might not take any more.
She kept the secret and kept Civ
ing me Postum instead of coffee un-
I'll grew stronger, more tireless. got
better color In my sallow cheeks
and a clearness to my eyes, then she
told me of the health-giving, nerve
strengthening life-sayer she had CIV
en- me In place of my morning coffee
FROM that time I became a discinIa
OF Postum and no words can do ius.
tics In telling the good this cereal
drink did me. / will not try to tell
lt, for only after having used 1t can |
'ne DO convinced of its merits"
Ten days trial shows Postum's
'ower to rebuild what coffee has de-
troyed. There's a Reason"
LOOK In pkgs. for the famous little
'ook. The Road to MELVILLE"
Ever read the above letter? A new
no appears from time to time. They
re genuine, true, and full Of human
aterost
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
THE CRACKING OF PAINT.
Property Owners Can Save Money
by Learning the Cause.

sssS SNeSCs
Do you know what ia wrong wher
paint peels, or cracks, or otherwise
necessitates premature re-painting?
Well, sometimes it hasn't been
properly applicable surface being
damp or there being too much tur-
pentine or too much drier.
But, nine times out Of ten, the
trouble is caused by adulterated
white lead.
To avoid all such trouble. every
houseowner should know in a general
way, when a surface is in proper con-
dition to receive paint, what kind of
primer and finishing coats different
surfaces require. and how to avoid
adulteration In materials.
A complete painting guide, includ-
Ing book of color schemes, specifi-
cations for all kinds OF painting work.
and an instrument for detecting adul-
teration in painting materials, with
directions for using 1t, can be had
free by. writing National Lead Com
pany, 1902 Trinity Bldg. New York,
and asking for Houseowner's Paint
ips Outfit No. 40.
This company. the largest makers
OF pure white lead. invite tests, by
means OF the blowpipc (included in
outfit), or in any other way, of the
purity OF the white lead sold under
their famous Dutch Boy Painter"
trademark. That trademark on a key
OF white lead is In itself an absolute
guarantee Of purity and quality.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
800 Reward. 500

The readers ofthis paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded dis
ease that science has been able to cure In all
Hostages, and that sCatarrh. Halls atarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con-
stitutional disease requires constitutional
treatment. Hall'sCatarrhC Cure Is taken intre
nally acting directly upon thoblood and mu-
cous surfaces ofthe system, thereby destroy
ing the foundation Of the disease. and giving
tho patient strength by building up the con-
stitution AMI assisting nature in doing its
work. The Proprietors have so much faith
In its curative powers that they offer one
hundred pollars for any case that 1t fails to
cure. Send for list OF testimonials. Address
y. ]. CHENEY d Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
Canned Music for the KIowas


Chief Lone Wolf, head of the Kiowa
indian tribe, Is lover of the phone
graph. Heretofore he has been buy.
Ing records made for the palefaces
but Thursday he took a new turn
and came in town, secured the ser.
vices Of Vern Lovett and an attach.
ment to make records. drove him to
his allotment south OF town. where
n number OF redmen had gathered.
Vern operated the machine while the
Indians lectured and sang into tho
instrument. He then had the ma.
chine run of the newly-made records,
much to the delight of the Indians.
who danced about the machine.-Ho
bart Republican.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
A Hypothetical Knockout.

The attorney for the defense had
Just completed the reading OF his' by
pothetical question. He looked at tn,
clock. 1t had taken him one hour and
twenty-six minutes. He looked at the
witness.
"You have the question:" he said
The witness nodded.
"And what Is your answer"
The witness wriggled uneasily.
Il guess I didn't Just catch tn drift
of It," he apologetically remarked
won't you please read 1t again?"
And the presiding Judge fell bach
with a hollow groan.-Cleveland Piair
Dealer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
Chlna's Early Paper Money.

M In many lines OF industry China
led the way among the nations in the
use OF paper currency in business
Since the fifteenth century, however,
no paper money has been issued in
the celestial empire, and 1t is due only
to Chlna's industrial and commercial
growth that the government has re.
Gently appointed commission to In.
vestigate the matter-From System.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
How He Spent His HaIf.HoITday.

A young man was industriously
wheeling q perambulator along the
pavement in front of his residence.
My dear!' came a voice from an
upper window. whats the matter 2"
he shrieked back. And he went on
wheeling. An hour later the same
voice cam from the same windo ".
George. dear!" "WelL what's the
matter now" he shouted This,
George dear-you've been wheeling
Lottie's doll all the afternoon! Let
baby have a turn now!"-Philade
phia Inquirer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
BOUND TO HAVE IT.

I'VE find the prisoner not guilty
by reason Of insanity"
But the plea was not that Of In
sanity" remarked the court. =,
That's just the point we made,
rejoined the foreman. I'VE decided
that any man who didn't have sense
enough to know that an insanity plea
was the proper caper must be crazy"
Ledger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
CHILD ATE CUTIcURA.
Spread Whole Box of 1t ON Crackers
Not the Least Injury Resulted
Thus Proven Pure and Sweet

A New York friend of Cuticura writ.s.
My three year old son and heir, sfte,
being put to bed on a trip across the Az.
iantic, investigated the stateroom and 10.
Gated box of graham crackers and a bo,
OF Cuticura Ointment. When a search was
made for the box, 1t was found empty and
the kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on the
crackers. 1t cured him of bad cold and
don't know what else"
NO more conclusive evidence could be
offered that every ingredient of Cuticurs
Ointment is ABSOLUTELY pure. sweet md
harmless. II it may be safely eaten bv !
young child, none but the most beneficial
results can be expected to attend its ami.
cation to even the tenderest skin or
youngest infant.
Potter Drug L Chem. Corp, Sole Prom,
OF Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

from nervousness
and other annoying
symptoms, and /
can truly say that
LydiaE Pinkham's
We ge table Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
Of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and strength. 1
never forget to tell
my friends what
LYdiaE Pinkham's
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
THE FATAL FACTS.

do you not rejoice on the days
when your husband comes home with
his salary {"
mot at ALL" answered Mrs. Stingy
hub. at simply means that / must
resolve myself into collection agency
for the butcher, the grocer and thu
andlorJ."-Washingto Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
BOTH LOOKING FOR HIM.

The stranger advanced toward IN,
door. Mrs. OToole stood in the door
way with a rough stick in ho- left
nsnd, a frown on her brow.
GOOD morning" said the stranger
politely. I'm looking for Mr.
O'Toole."
Som L." said Mrs. o'Toole. shift
mig her club over to her other hand
---Evervhodv's Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
Not q Retrospective Reader.

Not q Retrospective Reader.
Two Irishmen were discussing ths
various books they had read.
Have you read the Eternal City'?"
II have"
Have you read Marie Corellii
works?"
81 have that"
Have you read Looking Back
wards'?"
How on airth could l do that?"-
Ladies' Home Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
PRACTICAL.

"A young man has telegraphed me
that he has just welded my daugh.
ter" Il hope he's a good, practical
man" Il guess he is. He wired me
collect. Courier-Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

the blood every three
minutes. They show
signs Of wear through
pain In the back and
Irregular Irritation.
Doan's Kidney Pills
cure kidney ills in
old or young. Mrs.
Mary c. Phelps. 4
Spring ST.. Westfeld,
Mass, says:
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
AN ERROR

Johnnie, how Ia It you Joined Sun.
day school and then stopped coming
so abruptly?'
Il fought twas nearder Christmas
when I joined."-Houston Post.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
NOT NEEDED.

She: Come, dear, kiss my cheek
and make 1t up"
He: "Pll kiss it, but / don't think
1t wants any more making up."-Ans-
wers.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
POOR OLD DAD.

OON OI-D DID.
Father, were going to give q
barn dance. The men are to wear
overalls. and the girls Bingham
dresses"
We'll, for once you've hit on
something homely and sensible"
$50 glad you approve. Now / want
$50 to buy a Bingham dress with"
Houston Chronicle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

iIed, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes
Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothcs Eye Pafa
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
THE CAUSE.

What caused the separation"
Oh he thought as much of him.
seif as she thought of herself and
Is little of her as she did of him.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

To have more OF Health and more of Life.
take Garfield Tea! This Natural laxative
regulates liver, kidneys stomach and bow
els, corrects constipation, purities the blood
and eradicates disease.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

To be considered eccentric all a
woman has to do is to prefer comfort
to style.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

Piles Cured In to II Days.
Pszo Ointment Il guaranteed to cure any
care Of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Prot rudina
Files In 10 IA days or money refunded. SOC
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
THE BRUTE.

What We want is more plain
speaking" cried the suffragette ora.
tor.
And not so many plain speakers"
said come unmanly brute in the
crowd.-Judy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

Mrs. j. M. Barrie, wife CT the au
thor, Is said to be one Of the most
expert motorists in Great Britain
She owns three cars.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
so WHAT'S TO BE DONE,

Mother (reproving)-Dont you
know that you should never let a
man kiss you?
Daughter-But, mamma, 1t seems
so forward for a girl to do the kiss.
ing.-Boston Transcript
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

In case of accident. cuts. wounds. burns.
scalds. sprains. bruises etc, nothing will
so quickly take away all pain and soreness
as Hamlins Wizard Oil.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

Il am past 80 years
old, and am to-day without a sign OF
kidney trouble, backache, pain in the
sides. etc. which had bothered me.
Doan's Kidney Piffsscured me SO that
kidney trouble has never returned. . !.
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N.
Tell a married man he doesn't look
1t and he will be terribly fattered.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
oon' auays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
GERMAN PLEASANTLY

The Herr Lieutenant: Have you
read any OF the latest English nov
els?"
Fraulein Freda: mo; l am trying
to lead a better fe."-Caricatureon
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
For Observation-Disclosures

=, whether from Colds Heat Stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Capudlne will relieve You
Us nqurd-pleasant to take-acts immedI-
s sse.y: Iry IT, loc., 2sc. and SOC. at drug
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
Only One "Bromo Ouinine-

OHIy VHt ISfUTfO Qufnfne
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of Z. w. Grove Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. $50.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
says Mrs. Chas. Barclay

J Graniteville, VT. 81 was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

High ideals are often as unman-
ageable as airships.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

There are men who never bow to
the inevitable because they don't rec
ognize 1t when they see it.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
For COLDS and GRIP

HICKS CAPUpINE is the best remedy
Ienevss the aching and feverishness-cures
Ie E9lu sno restores normal conditions It's
tOc.. at drug stores -"N
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
THOSE MECHANICS.

1I1OEOE 4NIOh-NAN IDo'
Knicker: Lionel Clarence Mont
morenci Jones went to school this
morning"
Booker: "And Butch Jones came
home to lunch."-New York Sun.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09

ltch cured In 30 minutes by woolford..
Sanitary Lotion Never fail. A. drvnsi1.I
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-04-09
Silence isn't always golden. Some
times 1t is an admission Of guilt.
OLD PEOPLES KIDNEYS

Often Need Helpful Stimulation.
The kidneys are the busiest organs
Of the body, altering as they do all
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1909-11-26

paid annually thereafter on the first
day of March of each year, with inter
est on all deferred payments at the rate
OF six per centum per annum, together
with accrued interest on any balance
at the same rate: Provided, That any
purchaser may make full payment OF
principal, interest and statutory fees
at any time and obtain deed or state
patent. The purchaser of land contain
ing timber or other valuable materials
is prohibited by law from cutting OF
removing any such timber or materi-
ais without first obtaining consent OF
the Commissioner of Public Lands OF
the Board, until the full amount of the
purchase price has been paid and deed
issued.
All sales of State lands are made sub
ject to the reservations of oils, gases
coal, ores, minerals and fossils of every
name, kind and description, and to the
additional terms and conditions pre-
scribed in the Act of the Legislature
approved March 20, 1907, being See. :
of Chap. 256 of the Laws of 1907.
The above described lands are offered
for sale in pursuance of an order of the
Board of State Land Commissioners
and an order of sale duly issued and
certified by the Commissioner of Pub
lie Lands of the State of Washington
now on file in the office of the County
Auditor of said county.
E. w. ROSS,
Commissioner of Public Lands
Date of first publication Oct. 20, 1909
6 times.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1909-11-26

The State of Washington, County OF
Snohomsh, IS.
In Justices Court, William Shelter
Justice of the Peace. to George
Rodgers Defendant.
In the name of the State of Wash
ington, you are hereby notified that
Samuel f. Bargreen, doing business as
Imperial Tea Company, has filed a com.
plant against you in said court, which
will come ON to be heard at my office
in the Stokes Building, in the City OF
Everett, in Snohomsh County, State
of Washington, on the 18th day of De
cember, A. d. 1909, at the hour of nine
O'Clock a. m. and unless you appear and
then and there answer, the same will be
taken as confessed and the demand OF
the plaintiff granted.
The object and demand of said com
plant is to recover of the defendant
the sum of $37.05, for goods, ware,
and merchandise sold and delivered BY
plaintiff to defendant, together will
interest thereon and the costs of said
action.
Auxiliary to said complaint a writ
of punishment has been issued anC
served upon the Great Northern Rail
way Company, Garnishee.
WILLIAM SHELLER,
Justice of the Peace, Everett Precinct
Snohomish County, Washington.
Complaint filed November !, 1909.
MERRICK & MILLS,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Everett, Washington.
Date of first publication November
10, 1909. 3t