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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02
s;nn,e Remedy for La Grippe.

la grippe coughs are DANGEROUS %
th,.y frequently develop into pneu-
an,,nia. Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stf,ps the cough but heals ana
strengthens the lungs so that no ser1-
o,Is results need be feared. The genuine
Feley's Honey and Tar contains 10
harmful drugs and is in yellow pack
age. Refuse substitutes. Mcbride q
WILL Drug Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02
Hosiery

Chi1dren's fine ribbed hose, all
sizes for. &c
Children's extra heavy ribbed
h ose, 15c value, sale
price ............... Tic
Boys heavy Iron Clad hose,
Zoe quality, sale prie E,
pair. .........loS
Ladies heavy Rockford hose,
pair $50. ~
Ladies fast black hose, good
15c va1ue, for this sale,
pair :. .lOc
Ladies very fine elastic ribbed
hose, always worth 25c, for
this sale, pair .l9c
The best ladies' fast black
hose ever put on the mar
ket, per pair .........l 5c
Lot Of ladies' Soc hose ;. 2Oc
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02
Underwear

All winter underwear in
childrens', misses and ladies'
to be closed out at about one
third their actual value.
Ladies gauze vests &c
Ladies elastic ribbed union
suits. sale price .29c
Ladies elastic ribbed
pants ................l9C
Ladies medium weight fleeced
union suits, Soc value, to
close .Z4c
Ladies medium fleeced vests
or pants, Csc value, sale
price. .IOc
Children's Heeced. shirts or
pants at a terrific discount
during this sale.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02
Great Value in Piece Goods During this Ten-Day Sale

Fine wide Swiss embroiders, 15c value, yd.... Sc
Big lot of torchon lace, 2 to inches wide, neat
patterns, yd ...... = l-zc
Fine val lace, 15c value sale price, yd ........7c
A beautiful lot of fine baby, Irish and val nser-
ton and lace, yd. sc
Wide silk tafeta ribbon, all colors, yd..... .10c
Fine linen and silk umbrellas, nice, neat handles,
loo value, sale price. .0Sc
Big lot of shopping bags, all sizes, would retail in
regular way at 75c, for this sale only 40c
beautiful line of combination elastic and leather
belts three fancy patterns, all colorS, good soc
belt sale price. d:4C
Ladies' fine fancy embroidered handkerchiefs,
Csc value, some tr1e soed, to close, choice loo
Fine embroidered collars, each ................3c
Ladies' plain toe buskins, kid or kangaroo calf
leather, lace SOC
Ladies' felt slippers, hand turned leather soles,
gray, blue, black and red colors special CSC
Ladies' warm lined shoes in plain and patent
lerther tips, beaver top, all sizes, special CSC
One lot mems patent colt shoes, regular 800 and
$50 goods, welt soles, special while they last 1913
Boys good satin calf shoes, blucher cut, good
value at LIS, special Ia
Bows kangaroo calf or bengal calf shoes, for hard
wear, special. .1.69
Bows cry best grade box calf, vici kid and pat
ent colt shoes for dress and school wear,
Mems oil grain, buckle Creedmoor, good wet
Mems kangaroo kip shoes, lace and Creedmoor
STYLES, below tongue regular ITS goods,
special .......... .1z4
Mems tan or black elk shoes, single or 1-2 double
sole, you can't beat this one at 800, our special
price IS :. 1.oO
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02

Mems regular Csc dress shirts ............ $40
Mems good heavy quality work shirts, Soc
grade, sale price 39c
Boys brownie overalls. .l9c
Mems heavy blue denim overalls, price. 39c
Mems best zoe overalls, price. .......... 69c
Heavy black sateen shirts ...............39 SOC
Heavy Rockford sox pair ................ SC
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02
Lace Curtains
Great Value in Silks and Dress Goods

Great Value in Silks and Dress Goods Lac
4 o,;4 81 =; T., ,d China silk all coors vd 800 Good
Fancy wasting silk spring patterns 75c value yd Aye ~
49,. - 600 80, ; 7ar signs
" ~ ~ ~ ' 3D. - =, price,
Is 50 in heavy black changeable tafea silk Tor
this Extra
Extra heavy guaranteed silk Sc in. we 5O ngha
quality, for this sale $15O
biz AZ wool dress goods all the newest par
o - So, .d Very fir
y neauuui lo OIL nhe aainaS SCI se'' ee' on eSo beaut
~ Sae' yu'.'' -. regula
Voles novelty fine 48 IN dress our 81
goods actually valued l.5O yard, our sale price
yard SLlo Fine CT
1a,.a .+ool ~ ch,ren,s dresses
prices Chldren's fancy bingham dresses all coors sale
nicely trimmed and made for ..14s Good
Cdren Bingham percae dress, plain fancy
colors, good 75c value, sale price, 39C -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-03-02
Mems Furnishing Section

All silk four-in- hand necktes ...15c
Fancy silk bow ties. ................... ..lOc
Mems fancy dress sox, all colors, pair $500. .1Oc
Mems fancy silk finish Isle sox, 25c vaue,
pair s....A1S
Mems fancy dress suspenders ............19c
Mems fancy dress shirts, cuffs to match, reg
ular LIS shirts, for this sale only. ...... .89c
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR.
Seemed mminent-Scalp Was Very
ScaIy and Hair Came Out by Hand
fus-Scalp Now Clear and
New Hair Grown by Cuticura.

About two years ago was troubled
with my head being scaly. Shortly
after that l had an attack of typhoid
fever and was out of the hospital
possibly two months when l first no.
ticed the loss of hair, my scalp being
still scaly. / started to use dandruff
cures to no effect whatever. l had
actually lost hope Of saving any hair
at all. I could brush it off my coat
by the handful. l was afraid to comb
it. But after using two cakes of Cuti-
cura Soap and nearly box of Cuti-
cura Ointment, the change was sur
prising. My scalp is now clear and
healthy as could be and my hair thick
er than ever, whereas I had my mind
made up to be bald. w. F. Steese, 5S12
Broad ST., Pittsburg, Penn, May 7 and
81, 1905"
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
OELICAcY OUT OF SEASON
Farmer Absolutely Unable to Under
stand the Possibility of
Ice in July.

We are so accustomed to having
things out of season" and especially
to the cutting and storing of ice for
use in the summer, that it is hard to
put ourselves in the place of the sim
pie old farmer told of by writer in
the Toledo Blade.
In the summer OF 1900 party of
surveyors was working through the
state Of Arkansas, surveying and To-
eating the Midland Valley road. One
day the surveying corps stopped at a
farmhouse and shouted for the farmer.
The Arkansan came out, and the
surveyors asked him if they could get
a drink
Certainly, boys" he said. "I'll give
you the best I've got, and the best I've
got is buttermilk."
That will be fine" the surveyors
said, and the old farmer gave each of
the gang glass of buttermilk.
Its mighty good" said one of the
surveyors to McLoud.
Yes, indeed" McLoud replied. but
it would be better if we had some ice
to put in it."
Turning to the farmer, McLoud
said, Have you any ice?"
"Ice!" shouted the farmer. tugging
at his whiskers. 'Icel Who ever
heard of ice in July?"-Youth's Com
panion.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
oriain Of Word "Rible.o

The word bible is derived from the
Lain name biblia, which was treated
as a singular although it comes from
the Greek neuter plural, meaning Tit
tie books" This Greek diminutive
was derived from byblus, or papyrus.
the famous material on which ancient
books were written. The title bible"
was first used about the middle of the
second Christian century in the so
called second eplstle of Clement
xiv, q.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Poverty and Consumption.

That poverty is friend to consump-
ton is demonstrated by some recent
German statistics, which show that of
10. 900 well-to-do persons 40 annually
die of consumption; of the same num-
Der only moderately well-to-do, sc; OF
the same number of really poor, II;
and of paupers, 81. According to John
Burns, the famous English laboI' lead
er, 80 per cent of the consumpti7es in
London receive charitable relief in
their homes.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Will Seek the South Pole.

A. Henry Savage Lander, the Eng
fish explorer, who will soon make an
the opinion that Lieut.. Shackleton
failed through having cumbersome
and unnecessarily large expedition.
Mr.. Landor's theory is that small
caravan of trusted and hardy men.
lightly equipped as in his expeditions
through Asia and Africa, is best. Mr..
Landor's activity in aeronautic inves-
legations gives color to the rumor that
an airship will be used by him in his
expedition.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
And There Are Others.

The cook had been called away to a
sick sister, and so the newly wed mis-
tress of the house undertook, with the
aid of the maid, to get the Sunday
luncheon. The little maid, who had
been struggling in the kitchen with a
coffee mill that would not work. con-
fessed that she had forgotten to wash
the lettuce.
well, never mind. Pearl. Go on
with the coffee and I'll do it," said the
considerable mistress. where do they
keep the soap?"
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Secret of haLplness.

| have lived to know that the great
secret of human happiness is this:
Never suffer your energies to stag
nate. The old adage OF too many
irons in the fire" conveys an untruth
you cannot have too many-poller
tongs and all-keep them going
Adam Clark.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
HOw's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j. Cheney
for the last is years and believe him perfectly hon.
orabe IN all business transactions and financially
able TO carry out any obligations made by his firm
WALDING. kINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents pc,
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family FIs for consultation
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
The American Cat-Taii.

The cat-tail of the American
swamps is almost exactly the same
plant as the Egyptian bulrush. 1t is
no longer used for making paper, as
it once was, but from its root is pre-
pared an astringent medicine, while
its stems, when prepared dry, are ex-
cellent for the manufacture of mats.
chair-bottoms and the like.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
A Rare Good Thinq.

''Am using Aliens Foot-Ease. ard can
truly say 1 would not have been without
It SO long. had I known the relief it would
give my aching feet. think it rare good
thing for anyone having sore or tired feet
Mrs. Matilda Holtwert. Providence, r.
L" Sold by all Druggists. sc. Ask to-day.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
AGAINST Pretenses.

Away with all those vain pretenses
of making ourselves happy within our
selves. of feasting on our own
thoughts, of being satisfied with the
consciousness of well-doing, and of de-
spising all assistance and all supplies
from external objects. This is the
voice of pride, not OF nature-Hume.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

Never take mean advantage of
anyone in any transaction. and never
be hard upon people who are in your
power-Dickens.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Dieting.

Stella-Did the doctor say you
shouldn't eat between meals?
Bella-Yes; so l just have more
meals.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
HAu ONE GOOD POINT

Young Guest-It seems to me that
you don't object to the mosquitoes
singing in your room.
Old Guest-You bet l don't. Why,
when the mosquitoes are singing !
can't hear the glee club practicing on
the piazza.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Parental LOYALTY,

did the father of the bride give
her away?"
Far from it. He told the bride
groom that she had the disposition of
an angel"
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

who is the apple of your eye. She may
prove to be lemon.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

The average man thinks his bump
of generosity is at least three times as
large as it actually is.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
PROOF I'm the
90 Dgesakzs9y

We tell you about how good you'n
feel after taking a CASCARET-
that millions Of people-buy, use
and recommend them-But that's
lk-you bay box now-take as
d rected tonight and get the proof
in the morning-After you know
CASGARETS you'll never be
without them, o.
CASCARETS roc a box for a weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
in the world. Million boxes d month.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Instant Relief for All Eyes,

that are irritated from dust, heat, sun or
wind, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, 25c. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

Some people assume that hearing Is
just as good as seeing.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

For Colds and Cri-p-c rudire.
The best remedy for Grip ana Colds is
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the &c 2 and
feverishness. Cures the cold-Hea ches
Also It's Liquid-Efects immediateiy-l0,
rs and SOC at Drug Stores.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces IN
Examination, aays PAIN cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14

After breaking SIS bill the pieces
are soon lost.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
HAVE YOU CHuBLA

HAVE YOU CHILBLAINSY
II 70, you will welcome Perry Davis Painkllef with
ng and healing effect Equally good rheu-
mstis frost bites In Sc 85c, bottles
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
For Headache Try Hicks capudine.

Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
Nervous troubles. the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's LiQuid-pleas-
emit to take-Effects Immediately. TO- Is
And Soc at Drug Stores.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Unpleasant Encounters.

DUES bi166fHo fnCoe Hts O0115"
tions?"
Frequently" answered Miss Cay
enne But he invariably snubs
them.
The Carlisle independent. (Carlisle, Ark.) 1905-current, 1909-10-14
Nz2nDROlS CHEMONCx4UA4LlyZZD
Cfz47Z4U (oS

GUILD you give millions
for a chateau besieged
by royal ghosts, vainly
haunting the scenes of
their old loves and
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1909-08-06
MIG III TIA VIZ NOTES

Quite bunch Of Nighthawk sports
and fun lovers attended the dance al
LOOMS on Saturday evening. Some Of
those who made the trip were Mr.. and
Mrs. Joe Barry. Glenn and Miss Mary
Gormley. Ed and Miss Ethal Gormley.
They report having had Jolly good
time.
The Nighthawk mill finished the run
on the Fayorite ore, and commenced q
run on ore from No tunnel. on the
Nighthawk cOmpany's property Mon
day morning.
Work i progressing fayOrab.y Il the
Rich Bar mine. L i reported thar
they are 10 increase the force.
Having i well under way in the
Similkaneen valley. Good crop, are
reported by all.
The Simikameeu i steadily falling
and viii be Portable in fen days.
There Is d new mine on little Noun,
Chopsca that Is sure conner. on
Monday morning a force Of men in
charge OF Tom Finrey started work OF
the Bertha mine, the property Of VII.
c. Jones. Of Nighthawk
Manager {. A. AndruS. OF the Mum
Der one Mining company. has q force
OF men az work putting up buildings
for the accommodation OF crew Of
miners soon TO be put 20 WORK or ina,
we'll and favorably known property.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1909-08-06
LOOMS ITf1i>.

Geo. Wood spen: Saturday :. Night
hawk
The electric road surveyors are De-
low the .. ;.
J. A. Blackler, Of Orovil,e, was il
the camp Sunday.
Chas. Powell. Of Orovil,e. attended
the dance Saturday evening.
Jack Evans. al old timer u III orc
vile country, was in town SATURDAY.
Much interest : manifested IL The
success Of the Whi.es,oa- la. irriga-
tion project.
\. VI. y. haas drove - Oioyi.le S2,-
urday to nee, and bring over.o Loom
j A. [. k.ingman.
Geo. J. Hurley will attend thu Ma
tion4l Irrigation congress tha, meets
a. Spokane next week.
The favorable news from The Copper
World Extension people mas brighten
81 the hopes Of the comm unity.
The apple crop in this yiciaity will
be very large and the quality first
class. There wiI b. no peaches.
p ;. Harris and J. J. Elrighr are
doing work on the old Grand summit.
located on top u Palmer mountain.
Webb Hurley LEFT sunday for the
Seattle exposition viz Oroyi.ie He
vas driven to the railroad by Ferris
Ford.
1: i reported that the Wentworth
hotel. thai his been closed down for a
year or TWO. j. aoo1, to open again FOR
business.
Haying i about finished il the val
ley. Mos. Of The crew, were paid OF
Saturday. aud The camp presented 3, lite
lively appearance.
a. [. kiingman. brother OF I'd.
klingmau. arrived here ,hi> week from
Cleveland. Ohio. and ! out in the
mountains with q camping party
There have been q yre4, many camp
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1909-08-06
ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS,

AL. st. James. formerly a resident Of
Oroville and a member OF the local
Eagle lodge. died suddenly at Republic
last week.
The dance given by the band boys
Saturday night was well attended. and
a source of much pleasure to the par
Elephants.
Geo. W. Loudon. of LOOMS, who i
cutting hay en- his Okanogan valley
ranch a few miles south of Oroville.
was in town "Wednesday.
Owing to the fact that he has been
detained at Wilson creek by the seri-
Gus illness Of his sister Rev. II. VI.
Course will be unable to hold services
Sunday.
Harris Bros Minstrel Show Sa;ur-
day evening. Aug. :. Sunday after
noon and evening sacred concerts.
Everything tirst-class and strictly NOR
al. Plenty of fun and all colored.
Joe Mcdonald and YIN. Layeile do
mated small contribution to the city
Jackpot the latter end of Las, week for
indulgence in little pleasantly not
considered exactly in conformity with
good behavior
Geo. ". Fluekey. Of Toledo. Ohio.
and Henry Bowe, OF Bradner. Ohio.
spent several days at the Rick Bar
mine. located between Oroyille and
Nigh,hawk, this week. The former
gentleman IS largely interested in the
property.
The National Irrigation congress will
meet in Spokane Monday and remain
in session several days. Guy Fruit Will
attend. and it would De we'll if as many
real estate owners in this vicinity a,
can get away would also make ii
point to be present.
Geo. H. Ellis. Of Wenatchee. arrived
in Oroyille "Wednesday evening. and
will mix pleasure with business dur
ing his short stay in this upper coun-
try. He will attend the school land
sale al Conconully Saturday, and spend
two or three days fishing on Toat,
coula creek.
Frank De Vos was very painfully
hurt while playing ball last Sunday
afternoon. y heavy weight base run
ner jumped on one of his feet in trying
TO make third. and the young man ha>
been confined TO his room ever since
No bones were broken. but the foot
was very severely bruised.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1909-08-06

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The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1909-08-06
NOTICE FyR OBLIGATION

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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-11
The | thrice : Week World
The Greatest Newspaper Of
It's Type.
It Always Tells the News as
it is, Promptly and Fully.
Read in All English Speak
ing Countries.

1t has invariable been the great
effort Of the Thrice-a-Week edition
of the New York World to publish
the news impartially in order that il
may be an accurate reporter of what
has happened. It tells the truth
irrespective of party, and for
reason it has achieved a position with
the public unique among papers Of
its class.
If you want the news as it really
is, subscribe to the Thrice-a. Week
edition of the New York World,
which comes to you every other day
except Sunday, and is thus practical
ly daily at the price of a weekly.
The Thrice-a-Week Worlds regu.
lar subscription price is only S1.0C
per year, and this'pays for 156 pa
pers. We offer this unequaled news
paper and the Hopkinsville Ken.
tuckian together for one year fol-
S2.65. The regular subscription
price of the two papers is $500.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-11
THE REV. lRL R. HICKS
Almanac and Magazine

Should be in every home in the
land. His weather predictions can
De had only in his own publications.
No other publisher is permitted to
print them in any form, either with
or without credit. His 1909 Alma
nae exceeds all former editions in
beauty and value, and sells for IS
cents, postpaid.I His monthly mag
azine, Word and Works, contains
his weather forecasts for each
month, contains a vast amount of
the best family reading and costs 81
a year, one almanac with each sub
scriptioD. Every earthquake and
serious storm for 20 years has been
predicted byIProf. Hicks. You can
not afford to be without these pub
locations. Address all orders to
HOPKINSVILLE KENTUCKIAN.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-03-11

AT OUR MINSTRELS.
Interrogation as Propoundsd by the
End Man.

interrogation as Propounded by the
End Man.
''Mistah Johnsing," says the end
man after the circle had been seated.
Il has a puhplexin' interrogation TO
perpound to you dis ebenin'."
Go right ahead and PROFOUND IT,"
urges Mr.. Johnsing.
what am de diffunce atween a man
dat plays fohty-fve games o. bridge
whist an don't win a game an a po'
Teller dat gifts a job In a Turkish
bathroom a-massahgin' gennelmen dat
has dropped all dab money on de
racesT'
"Wen, I confess that question is too
abstruse for me-" acknowledges Mr..
Johnsing. what is the answer
zone loses de rubbahs, an de oddeh
rubs de losehs."
At this juncture the bass drummer
smites his instrument a resembling
blow, and the entire troupe arises and
begins singing that popular ballad,
when We Raise Our Spring Umbrel-
las Down Upon the Good Old Farm. =
Chicago Post