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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-23
Keeps Bowels
Open; Free.

There is no function Of the human
body so important as keeping the
bowels open. Upon the condition Of
1.-THE bowels, more than upon any other
one thing, depends the health and
well-being Of the entire system. There
rs scarcely a sickness that has not got
constipation and stomach trouble
complicated with it. II is at the bot
tom of most Of the serious diseases
of life.
Every grown tp human being ought 10
/ have at least one full and easy eVacua-
ton q The towels every q hours.
who do not get this. No matter what
/ rs the nature or cause Of their cons
stipAtion. and no matter how chronic and
! iong andlng Y u they will not and q
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. SO confident are
l the dispensers Of this wonderful laxative
1 that Il wiz cure any case Of constipation
free test bottle 70 anyone who sends name
and address, to DR.. Caldwell
1 The sample viii do for any Constructed
Of Eaton Rapids, Mich, for Mr.. ], F. Ed.
wards, Of Lebanon. Tenn, and a host OF
others in all sections OF the country. AZ
i ter having used the sample they win do
as Mrs. Fuller, and Mr.. Edwards did,
(which is to 90 70 the nearest drug store
and buy q regular hottie, which costs so
cents or 81. according to tho size. Dr.
Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin Is not tablet
or powder but liquid laxative tonic,
which Is what good constipation REM
edy should be. Thousands. who once sent
for the free test bottle, now have Or.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin regularly in the
house. It ID. tho most scientific blending
Of laxative ingredients ever put before
the world
II there's anything about
/ Rs<SSsA your ailment that you don't
W understand. or Il you want
~ - ~ any medical advice, write
~ ~ to the Doctor and he viii
answer you fully. There Is
no charge for this service.
i ~ The address Is DR.. w. q.
n y Caldwell. 522 Caldwell bldg,
~ Monticello. Ill.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
SOUNDS PRAISE OF THE PIE.
"Pefeetion of Fesstins." Says Writer -compared to Artrosia Of the
 immortal Gods.

Pie alone, or as a prelude or post. lude to appropriate viands. is the per lection of feasting. IL may be grace before meat or after, but it is always a benediction. a blessing There are travesties of pie. but of them we do not speak. Pie that is worthy the name. pie that is pie, is the light that never was on sea or land of Cockaigne. the conservation, and the poets dream of fast breaking-the fine fancies of transcendentalism were nourished on pie for breakfast It is heavens best gift to man. We do not knew exactly what the ambrosia of the immortal gods may be. nor their nectar either, but there is reason to believe that the Olympian bill Of fare is the pie and milk of mortals. At least, 1t is be- yond mortal mind to imagine a more excellent menu, and the perfection of pie itself is it's all-enc.rcling outer edge of crust
 If the appreciation. of pie is to begin at its crisp circumference, why are pics divided into wedges? The in- stinct of the race is sound upon this
 
 point and is the convincing answer. A pie is not made; 1t grows under the hands of genius. and it's periphery is the finishing touch Of creation IL is the last word in pie. The apex oi wedge of pie is the allaring over tare to a crescenGo Of delight which reaches it's climax in the -crus. end. and as this crust becomes part of one self one knows what pie is for. The 'crast end is the final cause of pie itself, it's raison G'etre, the solution of the blissful riddle, why is pie. II Is the last act of the play with a ! happy ending. the concluding chapter of the romance in which they lived : happily ever afterward. It is that which whets the appetite for another wedge. IL tastes like more.-NeS York Evening Sun.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
..p.1T...Y v.as TOT OF CHOICE.
r,asnt in Bibles Just at That Particular Time.

Tho acctioneer with a wagon load nf books had stopped on a corner in the village and quickly collected a crowd around him. but he held up book after book and failed to get a bin. He finally selected family Bi- pIe, and fastening his gaze on an old nan who was vigorously chewing to- oacco. he asked:
 My friend. are you Christian man:"
 T ar'," was the reply.
 Do you believe in this book?"
 "I dew"
 Have you got one Ike it at homes"
 NO, ain't"
 -Then why don't you give me bid ., tkis? Whats the matter with this rrewd that I can't sell Bible for a tenth of its worth?. Don't your re- nSion in this town include the Bible?''
 She does, stranger. she does," re. .lied the sld man, but femme explain things a little On Monday we had a boss rsce. On Tuesday there was a coGSght. On Wednesday feller came along with a guessing hog. and yes ,erday there was sSap between Jghtweights for the gate receipts. We dote on the Bible here, but we are Glso a sporty town. and if porus plas- -ers was selling for two cents apiece here Eaia't one of rs could raise the .ouGh to inyest. You'Il jest have to wait til We recupcrate a-d get new .lGii
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
REV. r. 1. BRANRAM
 GOING ID COLORADO

Douglas, Ariz., Aug. S0.-(SpecialI--
 Rev. E. L. Branham, who came to Douglas three months ago to occupy the pulpit of the First Christian church. will conclude h's work here yesterday. having accepted a call to Ordway, Colo, where he has an ex- cellent church opening awaiting him. He has made good here, as a man, a minister, and a Y. NJ. c. A. devotee of clean sports, being the tennis champion of the assoc. ation and one of the most popular men in its activi- ties. The original call of the church in Douglas to him was to fill the pull pit for three months, but it was sub sequently extended to a call for . year. with the approval of Rev. Car penter, and many will regret that he sees 1t best to go elsewhere. Rev. Branham reports two united with the church by immersion. one marriage and two funerals. as the visible re- suits of h's ministrations. To that must be added an increased attend. ance which has blessed his work.
 It is reported in Christian church circles. that Rev. Mir. Carpenter is likely to be>appointed territorial evan gelist.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
M'NAiR FOR RAILROAD COMMISSIONER.

The announcement that sims hS had resigned his position es a memoei of the railroad commission or AT zona for the purpose of returning te the newspaper business as one of the owners of the Arizona Republican has started much speculation as to who would succeed Ely on the comm ssion
 Among the known applicants for this position is W. F. McNair, the present secretary of the Douglas Chamber of Commerce and Mines, Mir McNair is a man who has been connected with railroads practically all his life. He is we'll posted In the matter of railroad tariffs. both freight and messenger. Because of these qual. ifcations he would add much to the strength of the Arizona railroad com mission which was created for the urpose of seeing that the business men of Arizona got a square deal from the railroads in the matter ol rates. McNair is a man who holds the confidence and esteem of the business men of Douglas and also of Bisoee where he was the agent of the Fl Pa so and Southwestern company for sev' eral years. Fro mthe standpoint ol being a most competent man Tor the position and also from the standpoin' of being staunch republican wno ha' always been constant worker for ms party he Is entitled todt-
 Governor Sloan m=s have alreaol se,ected another for the position, hu' in case he has not we should say tha' he would make no mistake in naming N p NcNair for the position of rail road commissioner Of Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
OF A TYPE THAT HAS GONE.
That Would Shock Modern Ex. ponents of Hygiene.

'T rode to Brighton one June day with Alfred Vanderbilt on his coach" said a Minneapolitan. Tt was fine.
 We chatted. MT. Vanderbilt and I, like two old friends, and the coach. footing it's horn, bowied oct of London with all the cabbies giving us the whip salute. and soon struck the white road to the sea.
 "As we glided along that white road, between groves loud with bird music, through quaint old villages and over hills that gave ns glorious views of the sunny, windy downs, Mir. Van derbilt told me stories of the old coachman of the past. It seems he collects. you know. coaching prints. anecdotes and so forth.
 One coaching anecdote he told me was about the way those fat red coachmen of old could endure the cold.
 "On a January day of wind and sleet. he said. the coachman of the Liverpool maiImade fun of a shiveriny passenger who shared the next seat with him.
 The coachman. red and comfort able in the storm. looked at the blue and shivering passenger with con tempt Finally he sneered and said: I daresay as yer one O them giTds wot washes their feet. eh? Wet. there's a pair of feet in these 'ere boots of mine wot ain't been washed since 1 was ripper. Wash my feet !. I'd as SCOT Shink O washfn' my 'eaH''--Ex ge.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Fol Near insane.r

There h. oeen recently ineorporat- ed in New York neurological insti- tute for the study and treatmen; of nervous and mentally disturbed pa- tients and for the training of physi- clans in the diagnosis and care of this class of disorders. We doubt whether there is foundation for the general belief that these disturb ances are more frequent and more destructive than in earlier genera tions, or in other countries. but it is certain that they are common and de- structive enough to cause grave con- cern. and it is certain that increased attention to them by the medical pro- fession and by public spirited philan- thropists will prove a wholesome cor. rective to certain unscientific anc e-- ratio notions which have gaica'l ra- ther extraordinary cGrrenSy --FrSm tn. Survey for June.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING

Of the Santa Rosalia Gold Mines Company. Notice Is hereby given that the annual meeting of the stock holders of the Santa Rosalia Gold Mines company will be held at the office of the company, Rooms and 5, Antlers Building. Main Street, il Bisbee. Arizona. on "Wednesday, Sep tember 18th. 1909. at 10 o'clock A. NJ. for the election of seven directors and for the transaction of such other business as may be brought before said meeting. Dated August 25th, 1909. OSCAR W. BRUINS,
 Assistant Secretary
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
ORIGIN OF TIE RESTAURANT.
May Be Said to Nave First Appeared ,a England ibout the Time Of
 Shakespeare.

Tn primitive times. the only places In London where the public could be entertained with food had been the cooks shops. The famous East Cheap was a great thoroughfare, down which the stalls of the butchers aiternat ed with thos. of the cooks You chose 2 joint at the flesh market and you carried 1t next door to be cooked for you by certain hour. If you wished for wine. you must bring that with you. for the cooks sold TO liquor. aI- though they seem to have provided, as time vert on. more and more of the natural accompaniments of meat, such as bread. vegetables ard pastry This habit continrtd until well into the reign of Elizabeth, and so long as such an inconyenient custom pre- vailed there could have been no real comfort for any citizen who chfse to dine abroad. He must have had as much trouble with porterage and bas- kets as a country party has to-day at a picnic. But about the time that Shakespeare came up to London a re- markable change took place in the customs of the town. and the practice of public hospitality and entertain nent was singu,arly facilitated. The nature of this change lay in the sud den development of the tavern and the consequent withdrawal of the cookshop. The worshipful company of PastelGrs, as the cooks were called ceased to enjoy the mo.oDnly of pro vidfng lot meals.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
engIish and American ssues.ion.

Americans educate the mass. while We have always educated the Ieade-s. In England-democracy assenting to the me;hod-we make a point of specially encouraging the promising pupils: We build ladders" for them. and we believe that our indifference to the question of what class of society they may come from is sufficient proof of cur genuinely democratic habit of mind. It has been the immemorial practice of England to train leaders for the nation This was done when most citizens were receiving no edu- cation at all. Americans rather con ceutrate their attention on the ruck. The exceptional boy or girl. 1t Is thought, will rise in any cases The im- portant thing to do Is to advance the average of educst.on.-London Spec tator.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Play Piano for Bad Children.

Dr. Julia Seton Sears, the renowned metaphysician. has done considerable experimenting at he, school in osca- wanna. \. Y. in correcting the faults Of children without punishing them. Her advice to mothers is to play on the piano for their children when they are disobedient instead of pun ishing them. She says to play some thing the children know, as their childish emotions are not so respon- sive to unfamiliar airs. She Is con vineed Of the infaIlibility of this cure and says it is equally effective in the case of grown-ups. Worry. anxiety. care apd irritability may all be soothed by certain classes of music. according to Dr. Sears.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Astronomical Watch.

A Coventry tEng) firm has pro tuced an astronomical watch showing the various functions of the heavenly tcdies. By it's aid it is possible to tell what constellations are visible at any particular time and the relative positions of the sun and moon. It shows the ordinary time and strikes the hours and quarters in the same way as a clock. The time of sun ris- Ing and sun setting is set forth on one of the several dials. The advent of the seasons is also announced, to- gether with the tides. There are al together seven dials. four being on one side and three on the other. The watch. being not more than 25s inches in diameter. is little larger thai an or dinsry tiEnekeeper Over four years has been occupied in its production. and the value set upon the watch Is nearly e1.a00.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Pinca5ples in Suce1-Ian5.

Altogether there are some 5000 acres devoted to pineapple cultivation in Queensland, giving yield of some, thing like ten million pines a year. Two crops are gathered during the 12 months. Most of G2 owners O. the plantations started githout capital and are now Teap..Ig about S250 an acre net profit. It Is an industry from which returns are quickly obtained, Fifteen months after planting the grower is securing his first crop Next year ae should double his crop, be. cause, like the banana. once the pine. apple has borne fruit ;he stalk dies Gown. and It's place is taken by ore or more suckers, which, in their turn, fruit and die cider oi remarkably sne quality csn be Ecds from The frJ:;.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31

You are hereby notified that we hav0 expended during the year 1908 one hundred dollars (s100.0O) in labo and Improvements on each of the following mining claims situate in the Warren Mining Ditrict Cocnise county. Territory of Arizona, the location notices of which are recorc ed in the office of the County Re. corder of said county in the Records of Mines in the Books of .said records and upon the pages thereof as follows
 "Horsehoe," recorded in Book 30 page 330.
 Sunshine" recorded in Book 30 Page 332.
 Nancy Hanks" recorded in Book 30, page 33L
 Sunday Easter" recorded in Book 30, page 2sO.
 Said labor and Improvements were done in order to hold said claims un der the provisions of Section 2324 of the Revie1 Statutes of the United States of America and the amend ments thereto. concerning annual labor on mining claims, being the amount to hold said lode mining claims for the period ending on the 31st day of December, A. D. 1908 And if, within ninety days iron the personal service of this notice upon you or within ninety days af ter the publication thereof you fai or refuse to contribute your p.opor ton of said expenses as co-owne7 which amounts to fifty dollars (s50J fer each of said above mining claims. or total of two hundred collars !s2ec.00). your interest iu the said claims will become the property of the undersigned. your co-owner, who has made the re quired expenditure by the terms oi sa'd sect;cn.
 N. F. D. NICHOLS.
 First publication May 29. 1909
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Legends of MaIlenstein.

It was reported that he had ordered an officer to be put to death for ap- bearing at his levee with the clank of spurs. and that he had hung a valet de chamhre for presaming to wake him without orders. It was said that his palace was built on the ruins of a hundred houses, that his stables were of the most sumptuous. description, that each horse had rack and man ger of polished steel. and that the stalls were divided by intercolumna- stalls were divided by intercolumnis- nAsannort Adams.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
PRIVATE GAMBLING INCLUDES WOMEN.

Speaking of private gambling, the Chicago Tribune has the following 10 say about its own town:
 Poker playing for high stakes among prominent women of the north side has reached such a point that one family has been disrupted and one woman has been dropped from the gambling circle, vowing a vengeance that makes all concerned tremble al thought of the possible disclosures.
 "one woman is reported to have lost s2000 during an evenings play Another wiman is said to have lost repeatedly such large sums that her husband has taken separate apart ments and is considering the matter of a divorce. The names of wives of officials of the city and count. and members of the stock exchange and board of trade are mentioned ir connection with the affair.
 "The women poker players are sait not to be members of any reguiarl. organized club. Some of them be long to clubs where whist and euchre are played, but these clubs are moi involved in the threatened trouble.
 .The women living in residences from Lincoln avenue on the south tc Lake View on the north have simply formed a custom of calling together rttle parties of from twelve to four teen for the purpose of playing pokel for high stakes. One experience has been enough for several women, ou' others have continued the game until public scandal impends."
 Certainly if gambling is ru;nous ee men. t is demoralizing to women II may be facinating to them, but it 'h wolves their husbands as well as them selves. and they should not be allowed to gamble. -
 A strong legislature blow at th' side-room poker game will stop Nne women and men and improve the country.
 Gambling .s wrong, whether on big Or small scale.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
First publication May 29. 1909

Cananea, Sonora, Mexico, Aug. 9, 1909
 Notice is hereby given that the regu- lar annual meeting of the Espir tu Santa Gold-Silver Co, will be held a. the Copper Queen hotel in Bisbee, Ari- zona, at s o'clock p. m. on Tuesday, Sept. 7th. 1909, at which meeting the election of directors to serve for the ensuing year will take place, and such other business as may properly come before The meeting will be transacted.
 JNO. V. MONTAGUE,
 ;61 Secretary.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
REVEALED BY THE TONGUE.
h Many ways the Organ of Speech
 10 Capable of "0ivins Away" its Owner.

From the observations made phy- siognomist it appears that the tongue when quite still can be as eloquent in giving its owner away as when it is wagging sixteen to the dozen. This is a hard fact for a silent man to swal low-in silence. His only remedy Is to keep well so as to obviate the nec- essary injunction of the doctor to put his tongue out. for by this thrust out sign the doctor shall known him.
 The tongue of the taiker when ob- truded inclines to the right side of the mouth. we are asked to believe. whereas the seldom used tongue gray itates to the left side. Orators, preach CTS and barristers are endowed with right sided tongues. Verbally pars!- monious persons have left sided tongues.
 Furthermore. the tongue that shoots out straight without turaing 2 or wavering indicates a solid. relia- ble man of affairs" Tongues that turn up indicate impractical natnres. A downward, dropping tongue belongs 10 person born to poverty and a ready eye for the hopeless side of things.
 The cruel tongue fiattens and broadens when extended. The deli cate speaking organ with curled up edges is the property of an imagina. tive and artistic being. When the tongue issues forth as if gripped in a dental wise. it signifies a love of life more than ordinary.
 Finally we are warned that the in, dividual who thursts forth his tongue to its extremest verge is a perscn to whom no secret should ever ue con, fided, for he is an responsible =aat' l terer
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Power of Dress.

The subtle power of dress has been well illustrated by the adoption of European garments by the women of Japan. According to a Japanese au- thority it has changed the attitude of the Japanese mems minds toward the women who wear 1t. Unconsciously they have acquired respect for Euro pean women greater than what they have formerly felt for their own, and when the latter assume European dress that respect is transferred to them. The very same man who ex- poets his wife to give place to him in everything while she is in native dress. holds the door open fer her to go through first as soon as he sees her in Angio-Saxon dress.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Sealed bids will be received at the office of Farnk J. Graf up till August the 30th, for the excavating and grad ing of the Muirhead lot, (Masonic Hall siteI estimated at about 1900 to 200o cut.c yards. Bids must be accom- panied by certified check for $500. The co:nmlttee reserves the light to ac- cept or reject and and all bids.
 PARKER L. WOODMAN. SG2. Chairman
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
Wasrer ;c tte M.k:clzns-

His little gGmo-!t!oa 10 the mu. sicians was most characteristic and worthy to be noted by many an orches tra Of this day. Gentlemen" he said. T beg of ycu not to take my fortis. simo too seriously! Where you see 1T make a fp' of 1t. and for piano play pianissimo. Remember how many Of you there are down there against the one poor single human throat up here alone ou tke stage"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31

The announcement of the sale or the Arizona Republican co'ees in the nature of g surprise. For many years the Republican has been one or the prominent and ing,ential newspapers of Arizona. II has been conservai'e and careful and the Republicans usu- ally hit the nail on the head when IL pur.ued a certain course or adopted a certain policy. Sims Ely in the past h.s beined to make the Republican, having previously been its editor ana inc paper can be expected to cur
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31

The beginning of the 1909-l0 seasan of the Douglas public schools this public school equipment equal to any city in the southwest. But Doug las. notwithstanding this, has just completed contracts for three other new school buildings, including the finest high school building to be found n Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31

There is lull in Republican state hood thunder these days. So long as Senator Alrich and his coterie are in control of the United States Senate there is danger that Arizona will con- tinue to be denied her rights. The record of the Republican party on the tariff shows that these leaders Lave little or no regard for platform pledges.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
The New England Fibre Blanke

The New England Fibre Blanket company. of Worcester, Massachu sets, is sending out circulars an bouncing the advance in the price of blankets after October list, on account of the new tar.f bill. Here is one of the evidences of results of the repub- lican tarin revision.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
I<-t f.sfr pI-r

The Spins,e--yehy. Mrs. Browning. what are you soiLg to do with that rai,
 The widow-Ey late husbands last -eeuest vss that his grave bo kept green and ns am about to marry again concluded 10 give it coat of green paiLt-Chicsgo caily News.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-31
kdaptina Proverbs.

He (dogmatically)-Straws show which way the wind blows.
 She significantly - We'll. some times. in a treating party, they show somebody is raising the wind.