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Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-09
Merit Promotion

oommsndation and Criticism
for thu system introduced
on Hartman Lines.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-09

Il rear that your church has installed a
photograph stuffed with sacred muster"
Yes. Had to do II. Choir had struck"
New scheme work all rlght?"
TITS beautiful. Never quarreis with itself.
has no skirts to rustic, doesn't fret about
the angle Of its hat, refrains from gigsling
or powdering its nose. and II 1t gets out
OF order a mechanic can repair it"-PhilR-
delphia Ledger.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-09
VICTOR RosEwATER EDITOR.

Entered at omaha postofncs as second
class matter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
or, MERCY! JUST
LOOK WHO'S HERE
He Paid for the logs and
Didn't Recognize Them
Coming Blu, She Knew
Him All Right

In those days Of wondroun and
fcafiully made clothes. it, a wise
man that knowa his own wife any
place but In the Kitchen. for some
OF the sctups that adorn the grace.
ful forms OF our sisters nowadays
would almost stop a clock lot alone
lcadlng into many yefy amusing In.
cldents.
Two prominent Seattle buainoaa
mon we're standing In front Of bus
dales billiard parlora yesterday
talking about the latest baseball
situation. when one oi them oaplcd
a female of the heanpole variety,
pcfamhulailng down Second ay M
best she could, with her waist line
somewhere between her inaiop aud
where her Knee ought 70 be.
Her hat was decorated In perfect
harmony with the khakicolorod suit
and large black buttons. but II hung
30 fat down over her nfohasela that
she might have hucn marked With
the curse Of Cain. and no mortal
would have known H.
Any wnman that would coma
down town In that rlgglns has crust
enough TO start a stale bread fac
tory. quolh one Of the men. IT
should SEQ mY siio on the street
IN toys like that I'd dlaown her =
Aud he got bis chance, but didn't
for that's inst who ID wAa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
GEORGIA To
CURB GOSSIP

ATLANTA. Aug i7.-Georsla
will soon have a law uphniding the
names and reputation Of It's virtu.
Gus women. the bill introduced BY
senator Mccurfy having passed
both senate aud house. with the
certainty Of the governors sigma
ture.
So widespread has been the inter.
est IN this measure that the author
has received requests for copies
from south Carolina and Alabama
Legislators. who intend introducing
similar bills.
The measure makes II a mis-.
demeanor 10 wilfully and falsely
utter or circulate drfamaiory state.
meuts about women. and Il grew
out Of a case IN Hart county In
which Islander nearly broke NJ a
marriage between members Of two
Widely known families
Shortly before the date set for
the wedding the young man In
question was warned that his
brlde.tobe was II questionable
character. Upon hearing this the
glrl'a father refused to permit the
wedding until he had investigated
the charges. These wore found
without foundation. and the clrcu-
Iaiorp admitted they had lied.
There being no Georgia Law cover.
ing the caao. none Of the Interested
persons prosecuted the defamers,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
THIS FELLOW IS
SOME SOLDIER AND
ALSO QUITE A WIT
MART {. Kelsey DISCOVERS
HOW HARD 1T IS TO
MAKE a SHOW 90.

Mart +. Kelsey. Who plays the
rinsmaater IN Frederic rhompspn'a
production Of Polly Of the Circus,
The present attraction a, the Moore
theatre. has played morn soldier
characters than any other actor on
the stage, Among his friends be Ia
familiarity known a. Military
Mart lie was In tho original pro.
auctions Of Shenandoah and
The Oisl / I.eft behind Ne. and
has been Identified with the oriEi'
nal casts Of q number Of other I'M
portant military dramas.
Mr.. Kelsey tells good story on
himself. II harks hack 10 The late
Jacob Lifts big revival Of "shen'
andoahr a decade ago. Kelsey was
in 81 Louis. handling a theatrical
venture Of bis own. when Mr.. Lit
wired him 10 report for rehsarsAla
Of the part for which he had been
previously engaged |, was In the
late summer. and lleisey's venture
In ST Louis had not bcen "a sue
cesslul as be had hoped for He
was obliged TO meet certain 70.
sponslbIliiles and he Wired Mr..
Iltt 10 kindly advance him a sum
Of money for his fare TO Ses York,
etc. Upon receipt Of the teleEram,
Nr lat Instrur,ed his hookkeeper
10 tell hts banker TO wire their st.
Louis correspondent TO pay Kelsey
The amount be requested, and In
eidantally be wired Kelsey ~ fol.
lows. money IN Firt National
bank. 81 Louis" Kelsey imme-
dlatsly replied; Money In First
National bank everybody knows
that Express me At once a dark
lantern and Jimmy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
WOULD PUT SEATTLE
MARKET OUT Of BIZ

OLYMPIA, Aug i7,-Rcprescnta-
tive Sweet. Of Pierce county, has
introduced bill in the legislature
which will. II It becomes a law, put
the public market In Seattle out OF
business. Sweet ia an old soldier
and iegislating for army, naval and
armory sites is his specially His
latest Ia n bin to prohibit saloons,
hawkers and peddlefs Of every do
scripiion from doing business with
In two miles Of any army, navy or
armory slto. As this bin would do
away with the Seattle market,
which is within couple Of blocks
OF the armory In Seattle, to say
nothing Of n large number OF sa-
looms. the King county delegation
IL preparing 10 squelch II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
HOUSE GETS INTO
INDIGNANT UPROAR

, OLYMPIA. Aug. 1.-THE house
vas thrown Into an indignant up
roar for a half an hour this morn.
INK, oil because the state auditor
Insisted on enforcing a law passed
BY that body. The state auditor.
In compliance with the law passed
al the last session. insists that all
members Of tho legislature shall
make affidavit 70 the correctness Of
their mileage aud other expenses.
This morning Dr., Gheni, mem
Der from King county, waxed eH'
eeedlngly wrathful over this lmpo.
sition and attempted 10 secure the
passage OF q vote OF eenaure on the
auditor. Palmer. OF King, fought
the motion bitterly and brought the
house around IN bis way Of think
Ing and the matter was dropped.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
MANGLED BY
N. ?. TRAIN
elorPl FntT KILLED IN AoR.
RieLE MANNER NEAR pu.
VANISH TODAY.

Ciospl Fillt. 80 years Old. Was
ground to death beneath the wheels
Of Northern Pacific train No 2. at
nuvamith shortly before o'elnck
this morning. The remains were
scattered along the track for sey.
efal yards
Fillt was walking along tho
Northern Pacific tracks and ap.
pafrntly did not hear the warning
blasts sounded BY the engine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17

OLYMPIA. Aug. t7-whiie a To-
port was in circulation this morn.
ing that an effort wculd be made
during the day 10 secure the adnp'
ton IN the house Of resolution
Diminishing the special committee
appointed TO probe the chafges
against the supreme court. mem.
hers Of the committee Insisted that
tho investigation should continue.
and II It is continued one member
is quoted as saying that United
States Senator PILES. Judge Don.
worth and ali others connected with
The settlement Of the sullivan
estate wenld be called and CUES.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17

OLYMPIA. Aus. ii--i.Aia yestsF-
day afternoon tho real hearing into
this sehiyriy matter began IN the
senate Tho Impeachment trial viii
now move rapidly, but theirs 10 liitis
possibility that fha investigation viii
end hefare saturday. and Governor
Hay will call a special session 10
continue the hearing several dspo-
sitiuus rcaa yesterday showed thA,
etiositan had been prnetired.
Senator Potts introduced a blli
yesterday asking for an Appfogrla-
ton d tas.ttb for tho maintenance
u the \. q. W Several other bills
were introduced.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
CONTINUE PROBING
OF SUPREME COURT

toned TO connection With the court
decisions rendered Ia the ease
When told Of tho plan 10 stop the
Inquiry Speaker Mrlsa said this
morning he would insist that the
whole matter be thoroughly gone
Into aad that u he had his way he
would not allow any guilty man 10
escape A member Of the commit.
tee said
4 do not want 10 say that the
supreme court IL corrupt. but ! do
say that the evidence - far %.
cured does not completely clear Il
Of The charges made"
Senator Piles Ia expected here
Today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
|IJ[sN' I LIKE
FORM Of Gas
STATEMENTS
Alan Insists That Your
q, Bill Be Changed to
Dad 81 a thousand
feet

u,sillon. Who As mperlnten.
nshiic utilities is guardian
IN rights Of the people Of
|fr ~ "a, again called tho sas
~, d time. and Il he sucecr'ls
| \. s,,., move, your eaa hlll VII
H., mad % many thousand
=, consumed a, ii.sS per
. n,,,r directed 10 the Seattle
w. esmpauy Yesterday Mt
~ as the company 10 chahge
/ ,.rllns 81 ~ Bills
49, H. franchise held ny the
| n, tlsttiuK company that cor
- |. allowed TO charge 81
ns per thousand for heating
Il, asminAtlns saS respectively
: June 20, lpot, the Seattle
,.slns COMPANY filed with the city
80 and city clerk a resolution
|s.,-i \, hat corporation wherein
. .,.,t that a. long a. the Sc
/ :. llshtink company temalns uns
.,.,l~d b lhis field ii will nur-
Z, 4, 10 tho public at 81 pvr
Esd nj
..It,s evaporation eaansel % Sc
y. held tn an optimism rgudcrea
nmllloa that The adoption q
r.,iusiaa and voluntary films
| ~, Win he city and the Of.
4 !, A,spianre of The same by tbs
T. e,oncli sansiiiutss a modlfiea-
II. 4 he original franchise aErrv.
|.,s snisrea into between the Faf
|-rstlen and mo city. and Is a.
- !, he original lranchiss.
d o. bills now Rad ti..t PEI
|sraad fset. with a discount #
= ras pfesialns the bin h paid
4 ~ after It IL rsndafe1 By thl
araag
n RsaIliaa insists that the bills
M II PER thananl, and then Il i
\ = ths couaiAuy. " Il 50 desitrs
4 ,enesg q penalty Zoe failure Il
= within 10 days after the bill Z
..I,rsi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
mice CAPTAIN WILL
KRIED TOMORROW

NJ hneral Of Captain Of Police
|Irxsisr Mcdonald will be held
kntzf morning at 10 O'Clock In
y rirrh Of Our LADY Of Good
- nh AZ. and jefferson 81.
-xAeni will be made In Cal
N fsmstery. The pail bearers
, ~ been announced yet. but
s'rtion will be made from tho
b apartment
hnAman Frank T. Webster will
<rsd In Lake View cemetery
krx-1s afternoon. The funeral
h y held in Hlllman City tomot
erf ,. N.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17

One automobile was damaged TO
the amount Of 500 when A tank Of
FRsolina exploded In small build
lng At iiei Sixth av. last nirht.
The building IA used A. a eanEu
ny the Farria Automobile Co The
explosion set fire 10 the building.
but the damage was nominal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
y COLUMBIA IS
IAKINC BIG GAINS
N VOTING CONTEST

NJ ccianhla. Of the Eskimo
~, made a big gain 10 votes
y " g1eeH Of the carnival on
nH<zala1ziEez' Day At the fair.
y nere4z<d her ieaf on Misa
~ fksmaz. who also received =
~ humber Miss Fay Masquerits
NJ DO 70 well. but still main.
~ 1es place a. third. The vote
- a fnllaua.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
BURNED BY LIVE WIRE

While attempting 10 pull a live
wire up a telegraph pole at Ron.
ton yesterday afternoon. George
Mcdonald. an electrician employed
BY the Seattle-Taeoma Power Co.
was burned about tho hands aud
feet. His burns are not serious
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
Artistic Curtain Materials

White Curtain Muslin In an especially good
range Of patterns. including figures on dotted
gIoasdi figures on plain ground, OF eoin-spo, de-
signs; 56inch width; price, l21ic yard.
Barred Curtain Muslin, sheer quality with
pattern rs inches square. in white OF eeru; So
inches wide price, oc yard.
White cream OF Arabian Scrim. barred. striped
or plain, even mesh, round thread; popular for
drawn-work, curtains panels or dresser and chit
fonier searis prices. 4Oc, Soc and 6sc yard.
Second Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
MgNplNoroN's BROKEN
PROMISES

The sweeping assertion that they
mend everything but broken prom.
lses, crockery and glassware is Jus.
udod Furniture, trunks, side sad
dies. baby carriages, leather goods,
household articles. 1916 s.yth nv.
Phone Ind, $685..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
IS BURNED OUT OF
HOUSE AND HOME

Fire. which started from a de-
feotive flue early this morning. de-
stroyed the one-atory cottage own
ed and occupied by J 9. oeyer,
at 1853 Walnut ay. Tho loss on
building and contents amounted to
81 900 Insurance In tho sum OF
$500 was carried.
pUYALLUp.-A local option cleo
zion IL being held today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
|evancouverII:30p
Reiurn by Daylight

%4u Wy DuyuSit
:anzh Victoria. Princess Char.
Y s1ih ways. giving tlins for a
HntLs cities OF Vancouver and
ma Take you en- route
No Active pass and the San
b 1hnds
CANADIAN PACIFIC,
so First Az. sss
"oroeatPHERs' SUPPLIES.
A.'ra Happy Co. ~ Cherry q II
PLUMBING.
-----'--'---4-4-ls------.-
Az k.~lsr 4 CO. 80 fesisr. plumb.
- ~ fiffinx So fiFiBrls of al
rse - cali ehsa IN nssd q
PHiNTERs.
----1---'Hl-------a---aa
- hItfiar and rflnilas Co, PIKE
-. = .---.- l'-e..-. ~ o.
~ hisiiag Housa, ias Seneca
eHoE DEALERS.
-.H'---~s-----.
= ~ nsnis anf bars Shoes Al
Ftsltis Yflfea solf h. oasfas
iif fiist ~
NcoNDHAhp CLOTHING.
W ,'fhsst prices far saraud hand
NJ fEhfifuHn'n fidfhfn9 rIfrf-
81 - kssa. fiif Flfsf a. ia $40
49, .1sad haHa tiofhlHs Al hiah.
- = tst. NAH tfil fdii pika
SHOWCASES.
1eseass 60 mfg eases ara
~ ms Fifr Ind iGsi
AND HOUSE NUMBERS.
k li'a Firsi A.. iad. issl
STORAGE.
|I4a 49, 49, - Hii-al4aa-s-HIsa-=
n, fansisfi NovinE A Hiafaaa ~
----.-' .ssAs.. VAN ~ in4 50 u
'ssHsFsa COMPANIES.
" ~ r, ..ssisr s'lt Faaos siaes
Pa 1,gisss furniture ard nians
- niisi1 q. s''ns' Ballard 70, resi-.
"HITsRs AND SUPPLIES.
~ - ana -. -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
Notions Moderately Priced

"Always.in-plaee' Hair Rolls; Sis.
Victoria Marcel Hair Waivers; Soc.
Kleinert's IIook-on Hose Supporters 2sc.
"Seiwe" Coat and Skirt Hangers set. 2se.
Colts Real Hair Nets lsc.
Rolled-pa,e Collar Buttons with riveied pearl
back } for 25c.
Corset Cover Tape; l2.yard piece. loo.
"Silko" Corset I.aees, five yards long; Toe.
"Evef-Ready" Button Holes and Buttons strips
p inches long. with buttons inches apart; ioc
Steel Toilet Pins: 200 for i0c.
Craven Dress Shield Pins card Of eight. SC.
Seamstrcss Thmble Outfit; ise.
Silk Serge Betting; yard, l;e
Diamond Snap Fasteners; card SC.
--Fir, Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
Toilet and Drug Sundries

I'd Piuaud's Soaps, Niolette, Santal and other
perfumes; 2sc cake, for 65c.
Roger & Gaets Almond Soap; lsc cake
Richard Iludnui's Bay Rum; Soc.
llenkcl's Flexible Nail Files hand-inshed and
tempered 2sc and Sc each.
Mems Pocket Combs in case; Toe.
"rYo" Toilet Paper, In rolls or square pack
ages three in carton; 2Sc
Assorted Tooth Brushes. Toe.
Cocoa Butter In cakes; l0c.
chamos Jewel Pockets extra large. silk-ned.
with belt attached; $50 and sl7s.
Travelling Cases of fancy eretonne rubber-lined
throughout. 7se and si0o
cretonne Wash-cloth Cases. underlined 2se
-FtFst Floor
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17
Silk-Lisle Hosiery, SOC Pr.

Women's exceptional quality Silk-Lislc Hosiery
Of fine gauge good weight with reinforced garter
splicing and double heel. sole and toe. These may
be had in popular Fall eoiorngs-bfonze, French
gray, gendarme. gold, violet, rcseda, smoke, tau,
navy and golf green. Price, S0c pair.
-Fifst Floor
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-17

~ k.~le 4 CO. 80 Yssisr. plumb
- - fiffinx. So firiBrls of al
rHt - cali ahaa IN nssd % :
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23

before they fall off. These appels 10
first class-they is many different kinds
too numerous to mentshion and for that
reason
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23
Sary Jane Got Left

Softly Williams, who is almost az
lazy as Hank Dewberry, worked last
week for Cy Hoskins at bilding fence.
On Wednesday Cy he had to make a
trip to the CO. seat on business, and
being afeard that Softly might take
advantage of his absents by setting
around in the shade under the trees
and loafin instid of worl<in, Cy before
he left told his wife, Sary Jane, to keep
her eye on Softly and see that he KEEP
at work. Well, after Cy had went, Sary
Jane TUX her knittin and went out and
set down under tree near where
Softly was at work so as she could
watch him, thiilin that when he seen
her there he would nearly bust hisself
bildin fence Now, Softly amt nobuddy's
fool, even if they do call hin, Softly. He
knowd right off that Cy had sent his
wife up there to keep him at work, so
Softly he drops works and goes over
and sets down beside Sary Jane in the
shade where she was nittin and says
to her: I'm purity bizzy bildin fence
for your husband, Sary Jane, but I'm
too much of a gentleman to keep at
work when folks comes out into the
field to call on me. 1 feel that it's my
duty to stop work and entertain you
as long as you remain. / may not have
very good ejjicashion, but hope I
amt forgot my manners-nice day.
amt it?"
Result was Sary Jane didn't stay
moren 2 ninnits. She liked right back
lords the house in deep disgust, and
Softy he hollers out to her to come
back and see him again soon. Then
he went to work agin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23

rifed to see him still settin on the
log and the saw within a foot of him
and workin closer every seckond.
Ranse couldn't understand why Hank
should keep on a settin there facing
deth less he desired to commit sui
eide so he moshions to Hank 70 come
away Hank was as white as sheet
and Ranse says his eyes stuck out like
a snaips. Hank moshioned to Ranse
that he couldn't git up, and so Ranse
he give jump of about IS #. and lit
beside Hank and grabbed holt of him
and puld like a 2-hoss team just as
the saw was about to enter Hanks
vitals Ranse jerked him loose and both
of each other The next instant the
saw cut right through where Hank had
been settin.
Ranse he stopt the saw and they be-
gin to investigate and discuvverd that
the seat of Hanks pants had been tore
out by the roots, as you might say, and
was still a.stickin fast to the log where
Hank had been settin on it. Then they
both reeulized what had occurd, viz,
to wit: Hank had set down on a mess
of pine pitch on the log, and when he
went to git tip the seat of his pants
stuck fast and he couldn't git loose.
If Ranse hadn't of had the presents
of mind to of yanked Hank often that
log jest in the nick of time, Hank would
of been goner shure as fate. AS it
was Hank was SO scairt that he didn't
eat a mouthful all the rest of that day
and his appetite didn't come back on
him nacheral until late that night
then he ct whole appel pie and half
which made him dream that he was
being sawed in two by up-and-down
saws all mite long.
The pr of pants which Hank had on
was a good pr of pants, being as he
hadn't wore EN- very long, but while
Hank says he hates turrible to ruin his
pants, he would dog-gone site ruther
lose the seat outen his pants than to
lose his life. We don't blame Hank for
feeling that way about tive would
feel that way about it if we had of been
in his place, which We be glad we was
not.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23
this secks1ion. Amt it awful to be

this seckshion. Amt it awful to be
ignoruntl
When we begun to write this edi-
torial we intended to write about
Human Energy and What It's
Good For" but here we've went and
used up all our space and amt yet
got started on the subjeclzt proper
and as a result you'll haft to wait
until a later date for a editorial on
the subjeckt which we started out
to write about.
In the meanwhile you will have
something to look forward to and
if you are as much of gentleman
or lady as we think you are you'll
call at this office and pay us some
thing on your back subscripshion
which has been owing now for sew
eral years. Let them as this shoe
fits, put it on and wear it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23
MISREPRESENTATION
The Leading Paper Of the County

For this ishue of the Bugle we
take our editorial pen in hand to
write Termed editorial on the sub
jeckt of Human Energy and What
It's Good For
This subjeckt has been sujjested
to us by the Bingville Bugle motto
which has appeared in this news
paper for 10, these many years past
the meaning of which we have had
to explain so often to Our subscrib-
ers that it has become turrible mo-
notonous and so we take this means
of explaining it in print so as here
after folks wont allus be a askin us
what it means and pesterin us to
deth from time to time by foolish
lkwestshions.
You will find this motto at the
head of this ishue of the Bugle
where it has been ever sinst the
Bugle was started. When the
Bugle was started we felt that we
ort to have some kind of a motto
to print each week like other first
lclass newspapers have-kind of a
Trademark as you might say and so
we askt old Simon Whitaker who
was at that time teacher of the
Bingville school to get us up a mot
Ito. Well, Slime he done it and
brung the motto to the office and
Explained to us that it was latin and
so we put it in the paper and there
lit has stuck ever sinst. In the
meantime Slime has went to his last
Reward, but the motto still appears
fright under the bee at the head of
this newspaper as fo1lers:
'TNERGIA FATUM PART" "
This is latin for Energy begets
tsucksess." Some of Our subscrib-
lers has went and got this motto
lturrible twisted in the past. Hold
Peters for instants once aslst us
lif it didn't mean that Nothing
suckseeds like sucksess" and when
1--we told Hold it didn't he was a good
Iea1 surprised. Then there was Cy
Hoskins-Cy he once wanted to
know of us if "Inergia fatum
lparit" didn't mean, Energy fattens
1.-The parrot" When Cy askt us that
we was simply disguised with his
lignorunts and told him so rite to
his face and eyes. But then what
lean you expeckt of a chap like Cy
lwho amt never been further away
from home than the co. seat and
lain't scarsely got enuff ejjicashion
Ito read and write his own name
lYou can't expect much, can you
mo, YOU can't. You can't expecl1t
lev to be able to read latin-Cy he
ldon't know any more about latin
THAN he does about 1iberality being
rs he is one of the tigf1test wads in
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23
Local Brevities

Little Jim Jno. Williams, the o-year-
old son of Brent Williams, fell outen
a appel tree tother day, spraining his
ankel. He might of been kid.
Doc Livermore, our eminent horse
dockter and human speshialist, had a
sick headache one day last week and
felt so misable that he couldn't see
some of his pashients. You would
nacher1y think that Doc being a
fzishian would be able to cure his own
sick headache when he pertends to cure
sick headaches for others.
Andy Skinner says he hates to say
it but his barn will haft to have new
shingles on it this fall. being as it amt
been shingled sinst 1874, when it was
bi1t.
IL Hemingway had big pine tree
shattered by ightnin week before last
and L. is turrible put out about it. Il
thinks most as much of pine tree as
he does of his wife, and we calIilate
he would jest as lief the ightnin had
struck his wife as his pine tree.
Samantha Deevers set in draft for
few minnits last Sunday afternoon
and is now on the sicl1list again. Why
will you set In draft, Samantha?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-10-23
Now Is the Time to Pick
Them

What is better than Mise appel pie.
hey? Don't put off buying these appels
until it is everlastingly too late. charge
for these appels according to how many
you purchase and