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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
Resinol in Three Weeks Does What
Other Remedies Failed to Do in
Four Months.

My baby's face was like a raw and
bleeding piece of meat. was at my
wits ends what to do. Medicine from
three physicians and ointments recon-
mended seemed to make the Eczema
worse. Then another mother spoke of
Resinol which I procured at once-re-
member had no more faith in it than
IN all the rest / had tried-but
thought it would be wasting only Soc
more. Never did spend SOC to bet
ter advantage, for the first and Sec
ond days / noticed a remarkable
change, and now at the end of the
third week l have my pretty blue
eyed, rosy checked cooling baby
well again. am safe in saying he is
perfectly cured and the cure was sure
ly something remarkable. Your Soap
and Ointment did in three weeks what
everything else I tried failed to do in
four months. My baby was positively
disfigured, now his complexion is all
right again.
Mrs. H. B. Clemmer, Sunbury, Pa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

The new waitress sidled up to a
dapper young man at the breakfast
table, who, after glancing ut the bill.
opened his mouth, and a noise issued
forth that sounded like the ripping
off of all the cogs on one of the
wheels in the power house. The new
waitress made her escape to the kitch-
en-. Fellow out there insulted me-"
she said.
The head waiter looked at him.
"I'll get It," he said. That's just the
train caller ordering his breakfast"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
The Ascent of Art.

Yes, he has had quite varied ex.
perience. He began his artistic career
by painting sign for livery stable"
Indeed"
Then he climbed steadily. Have
you seen his latest and best work."
NO What Is it?'
Its calendar for book bee
brewer" Plain Dealer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
SYNOPSIS.


Miss Pafrc ia Holbrook and Miss Helen
Holbro,k, Fer niece, were entrusted 10
The care of laurence Donovan a WriteI,
Patricia conf led to Donovan that she
feared her bfr Sher Henry, who, ruined py
a bank failure had constantly threaIGheqa
her for moner from his fathers Will; OF
which Miss P.tricia was guardian. They
came to Por% knnandale to escape Henry.
Donovan sympathized with the two
womerA He learned of Miss Helen,s an,
moving sutton. Donovan discovered and
captured an in.~uder, who proved to be
Reginald Gillespie, sutton fer the hand M, OF
peared the following morning. A rough
Sailor appeared and was ordered away.
Donovan saw Miss HOlbrook and her "a
Their meet on friendly terms; Donovan t5
man he Supposed posed was Hoibrook, but who
said he was Hartridge, canoe-fnaE e e:
After, a short discussion Donovan leIt
ovan presenting country church with Sl,OOO.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
Comma to Terms.

Possible Boarder-Ah, that was a
ripping dinner, and if that was a fair
sample of your meals, should like to
come to terms.
Scotch Farmer-Before we gang
any further, was that fair sample
O. yer appetite?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
Method in Their Madness.

why do so many otherwise clever
women write silly letters to menu"
They're probably making collec'
ton of the answers they get"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

of the b ! a d d g r
reached it's climax
last spring and ] suf-
fered terribly. My
back ached a n d
panied so I could
hardly get around
and the secretions
were scanty, fire.
quent of passage
C--V r -. ..
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

tired all the time and very nervous. /
began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and
after taking few boxes was cured
and have been well ever since"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster
Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
When the Winds RIqht.

"The early bird gets the worm"
THAT may be so, but the man-bird
wins most of his prizes late in the
afternoon"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
- s|<9|6|Z8z1a -
Hou Our Ancestors Dress Us.

mercy! we darent even laugh at the
spectacle!-Frank Crane, in the At
lantic.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

the rank of senator last spring. He is
wealthy and his friends are certain
that he win give the people of the
Sixth district satisfactory service.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16
SUFFERED TEERlsLY.
How Relief from Distressing Kidney
Trouble Was Found.

Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, 1888 W. Morgan
ST., Upton, Mo-, says: Inflammation
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

The best foundation for success in
business is rocks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

BEAUTIFUL WHITE CLOTHES
are a delight to the eye. Be sure to get
them by using RUSS BLUE. sc at grocers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

A girls ideal is naturally shattered
when he goes broke.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

It's one thing to run into debt and
another to crawl out.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

MRS. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces In
hammation allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-12-16

IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANYTHING
better for sideache, backaches or stitches than
Perry Davis Pankller. Get the large size, it lis the
cheapest. At all druggists 25c 35c and 50c bottles
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

AZ the recent meeting in Winni.
stated that i'm hot countries and un.
der clear sky the heat derived
form the sun was 1000 horsepower
per acre. and that although engineers
have not yet learned 10 utilize IL. i'm
time they will. This is comforting to
those who fear the exhaustion of our
water power. But what II Il should
ultimately mean the transfer OF our
manufacturing centres from Pitts
burg and other Eastern cities TO
Arizona and New Mexico and the
European centres to the Sahara des.
ert.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
A TRUE STORY?

E. L. Evans gives US a story this
week that is rich In the extreme. A
few nights ago he went home and
found a COW in his yard. lie drove
her out. He then went into the house
and later heard the animal in the
yard again. He drove her out the
second and third times. Ted Evans.
his son, came home later and found
the animal in the yard and drove her
out. Mr.. Evans then made an investi-
cation and found the COW got In by
wadlng around the fence on the river
side. He hung up a lantern to de-
ceive the COW as she came in, and the
next morning. so he says. he found
the COW in the yard with the lantern
hung on her horns. using the same TO
hunt out the best grapefruit In his
grove. Say what you please. but that
was an intelligent COW. And the
story Is true-Of course IL is.--Fort
Myers Press.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
A FREE SUGGESTION.

Ultra-high protectionists have the
opportunity OF a life time In commit
ting the Government land the tax.
payers) To some policy looking 10
the utilization OF that portion OF the
Arctic Circle which has recently been
added TO the white mans burden
through the fundamentally Of Ameri.
can explorers.
The high protectionist school OF
political thought believes that stones
By virtue OF the tariff can easily be
turned into bread. Why then should
not the Arctic regions be protected
An alright wall might be erected on
= line Of the Arctic Circle. thereby
living much needed labor TO the
..merican mason. Offering a market
so TO the cement industry and boost.
.Ig the business OF the line kilns
OF the Maine coast. Then a glass roof
might be built over the entire Arctic
area, thereby furnishing a consider.
able order for the always hungry
American window glass monopoly.
The problem OF heating the interior
easily suggests itself. The coal trade.
even IL IL were to exhaust our anthra.
cite supply. could readily supply
enough fuel to heat the enclosed
space to the point at which some
agricultural enterprise like the grow.
Ing OF protected pineapples could be
started with reasonable prospects of
success.
Let US be consistent. even II we
break the taxpayer, says The Wall
Street Journal.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
FLORIDA SHIP CANAL ROUTE.

Commenting on the article in last
weeks Telegraph regarding the Flor.
ida ship canal. The Times-Union says:
If what seems from the map TO be
the shortest OF the feasible routes
be chosen. that by way OF Doctors
lake and Black creek across TO Ce-
dar Key. IL will certainly pass near
S;arke.''
The route mentioned by The Times
Union is undoubtedly the shortest
cut across the peninsula. 1t has also
the advantage OF making the greatest
possible saving OF distance. and the
shortening Of distance from Atlantic
to Gulf ports Is the main object OF
such a canal.
With everything in favor of the line
from Doctors lake via Starke TO Ce-
dar Key We think the canal route may
we'll be considered settled. OF course
IL pains us to break this news to Edi'
tor Frank Harris. who thinks the
ships ought TO meander down the
Ocklawaha. spend the day at Silver
Springs and pass out to sea via ocala
at Port Inglis. but We have to look
out for ourselves in a matter OF this
kind and may as well let him under
stand now that he and his friends
built Ocala too far down the State
to be on the line of the ship canal
Starke Telegraph.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

The symposium on needed reforms
In school management and tuition
conducted by noted educators in a
monthly periodical indicates a wide
difference OF opinion. This was To be
expected considering the influence OF
local conditions and the varied indi-
vidual tastes and preferences. Our
school system In most States ranks
high. but II is by no means perfect,
and most people can see where. in
their judgment, improvements may
well be made.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
TO KILL THE DANoRUFF GERM.
Is the Ohiy Possible Way % Havins
An Effective Cure.

If you see a woman or a man with lux
uriant glossy hair. you may be sure nei-
Their has dandruff TO amount 20 anything.
In nearly every case where women and
men have thin brittle hair. they owe Il
90 dandruff. There are hundreds OF prep
arations that ''claim" 20 cure dandruf.
bat not one but Newbros HerpicIde tells
you that dandruff IL the result OF n germ
burrowing into the scalp. and that per-
manent cure OF dandruff and its conse-
quent falling and badness. can only be
had by killing the germ; and there is no
other preparation that will destroy that
germ but Newbros Herpicide. Destroy
the cause. and you remove the effect"
Sold by leading druggists. Send loc IN
stamps for sample 20 The Herpicide Co.
Detroit Mich.
J. 8. Bedford q Co. Special Agents.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

Henry Watterson. IL is said. forbids
any reporter on The Courier Journal
10 use the term lady" The much.
abused word Is slowly going out OF
use In the South. where il Is beiRg
relegated 20 the colorcd folks who
cling 10 Il desperately among them
selves. The term woman mean, 80
much more aud has such an honest
ring that h is much preferred Dos thr
business woman. the "-ucirl, Wu.
man. and that other blessed ,rea-
ture Who b. neither bur finds boo her
household aud tho reariuE OF her
children an o.. career -hr sauJ-
The misuse of rh. word . forbidden
on about all ur tH. metropolitan news.
papers Of Oh, ..Uu.. 30 mlE ur uh
served Tin. short tlhs
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
City Editor w. w. Douglass of The

City Editor w. w. Douglass OF The
Jacksonville Metropolis richly do.
serves the vacation he Is taking-the
FIRST In fifteen years. says The Times
Union Short Talks" He Is the oldest
editor in the State. in point of serv-
ice. He has been twenty-five years
with The Metropolis. lie is spend
ing his vacation in viewing the battle.
fields OF Virginia and the scenes amid
which he marched and fought I'm his
youth. Genial. modest and afable
Mr.. Douglass acquaintances are all
his friends.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

What is called genius and the result
Of genius is usually nothing more
than a combination OF common sense
hard work and steady application,
When Anthony Trollope. the noted
novelist, was congratulated on his
imaginative power and literary sue.
cess. he replied. Imagination! my
dear fellow. not a bit OF t.; IL Is
cobbler's wax" He explained that
enigmatical utterance by saying that
Il was by sticking to his chair. as
wax would make him stick. and by
plodding away at his work. his sue,
cess was obtained. II was a case
Of stick-tO-itiveness. and that quality
In almost every instance is necessary
II one would win.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
State OF Ohio. City OF Toledo. =.
Lucas County. %


Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
he Is senior partner OF the firm OF
r. J. Cheney & Co. doing business in
the City OF Toledo. county and State
aforesaid, and that said Arm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case OF Catarrh
that cannot BE- cured by the use OF
Halls Catarrh Cur,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn q before me and subscribed
In my presence, this 9Th day OF Dc
Cemhvr. \ ID. 1856
tSeaD \. W GLEASON.
Notary Public
Halls Caiarrh Cure Is taken In
turually. aud acts directly on the
blood aud mucous surfaces of the sys
tenn Send for testimonials free.
F.I. CHENEY a co. Toledo, q.
Sold by all druggists. 75c
Take Halls Family Pills Tor eonsti,
patton.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

A Georgia woman proposes to breed
chickens with only one leg. so that
they could not scratch up the flower
beds. But wouldn't that be more
than Offset by the absence Of the ex-
ira drumstick? asks The Tampa
Times.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

Texas wants Cook and Peary. II
Is evident that Mr.. Bryan's tariff
talks have made a hot time in the old
State.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

The country will not be on dress
parade. President Taft will see II in
all its great rugged simplicity.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

Whenever James J. Hill is booked
90 make a speech you may be sure
that the American farmer will be
placed I'm the spot light.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

IL is estimated that 10000 farms are
for sale In New York State. The song
of the city still sounds sweet in the
ears of the country boy.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

Chattanooga should make a bid for
that North Pole to tie the South At.
lantic rag to.-Jacksonyille Times.
Union.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

Punta Gorda statistics still lOOl
fishy. The latest is a shipment o.
eight solid carloads.-Tampa Tribune
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

You may find what you are looking
for through a want ad. In The Sun.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23
FLoRIoA's FUNNY FELLOWS.

AZ any rate. Cooks discovery was
an allwhite One.-Tampa Tribune.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-09-23

Read the want ads. in ,oday's sun
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27

whispered conversation with the others. It was clear that "Billys' speech had made an impression; he was the one man in the camp who could make a talk, and the boys would have shot any one who doubted the accuracy of any statement their "Parson' made.
 At last. Big Enough Jim, the leader of the occasion, spoke up huskly:
 "Parson, we're mighty glad you come" he said You told us some things we didn't know, an If we hadn't knowed em We might a-been sorry for long time. The court hereby reverses itself and lets
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
REMARKABLE MAGAZINE SALE

TOMORROW we start the most sensational A sale of magazines this country has ever seen.
 For less than the cost of the printing alone, we will be able by special arrangement with the publishers to send to one address for } months 10 big National Magazines for only SIPS. We
 have selected the magazines so as to suit every
 member of the family. This will prove great
 boon to people leaving the city orPeople living out from the news stands. To people in the city it means saving of about 400 per cent. Friends in the city should think of the families
 at home. What a boon to mother, brother,
 5 father, sister-the old famly-Io happy mails every month for all the summer. The amount of real, genuine, friendly happiness this offer
 contains should lead 500 people to accept it without minutes hesitation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27

spirits, yet endowed with high sense of justice, were on the borders of civilization and chaos. A failure here would set his work back many years The task to save this cringing braggart would be tremendous one, because his executioners were actuated as they looked at 1t, with lofty motives of uplift and the general good. AS the committee appeared with the rope, Billy desperately determined to save the man if he could, invented a wife and children for the condemned and talked pathetically of their lonely condi- ton with father and bread-wtnner taken from tham- Guided by the idea that the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27

SULPHUR SPRINGS, ALA. Five different waters, famous for stomach, liver and kidney troubles. Altitude 1750 feet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
A sv.tem That Worked We'll.

A man walked into a railroad office and addressed the chief clerk, who was his friend, and asked him if he could re- commend good filing system. The chief clerk explained the system he was using, and his friend left. saying he would in- stall the same kind in his office.
 About two weeks later the chief clerk met his friend
 '.Well. how is your filing EystemT'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27

and Justified the means, he went ahead and described the little cabin home in the mountains, the mother at her work making and mending the clothes; the little ones running about barefooted ana tattered, crying for the father who would never come, and then drew a final pic ture. the tragedy of starvation and death amid the mountain solitudes, and the wolves feasting upon the forms of mother and children.
 Stormy Jones threw the rope under the bar Big Enough Jim uneasily shifted his pnsiton oncsea ax twice. and held .
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
his man go free. We're much obliged to

this man 90 Tree. Were much oD1lged 10 you.'
 Billy" tremendously elated, shook hands all round and then went back home. In the morning while Billy" was waiting for his mall at the postoffce, Shorty Mao and "Stormy Jones'" their eyes glowing with enthusiasm. came in and led him outside the office, where stormy related the sequel.
 We did the thing up right last night. Parson, after you left All the boys thought just like you did about 1t. and so when I made a motion to pass the hat they voted unanimously. It footed up s2l
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
Offer No. 2

9 Magazines, 3 months each, $3.90 val ue for $100.... -. -. ..-.
 27 Magazines For $1.OO.
 Here's the Offer In Detail
 Pictorial Review, 3 mo, value. -.. 45c Travel Magazine, mo-, value. 4oc Pacific Monthly mo- value -. 45c World Today, mo-, value ..... 45c National Magazine, 3 mo-, value .45c Uncle Remus Home Magazine, mo-, value ... -. -. ...... 3Oc Housekeeper 3 mo-, value .,..... 30c ippincott's, 3 mo-, value ........75c American Boy, mo-, value ..... BOG
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
Offer No. }

5 Magazines, 8 months each, $2.00 val ue for soc.
 15 Magazines For 50c.
 Here the Offer In Detail Pictorial Review, mo-, value. .. 45c Pacific Monthly, 3 mo-, value -. 45c National Magazine mo-, value 45c American Boy, mo-, value :. :. BOG Housekeeper, 3 mo-, value :. -. BOG
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27

in coin, and we give the whole cargo to the Bitter Creek man to take home to his wife and kids
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-27
"Oh, 1t works fine!" "HoW Is business ?"

Mot much. You see, 1t Is this way We have to spend so much time working the filing system, we haven't any time left for business
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-29
SLEEP AND AUTHORSHIP.
A Quaint Question as to the Relation
of the Two.

1
| Politico-religious journalism is be
coming extremely inquisitive. During
the last ten days even |, who aim at
strolling, remote from public view, on
| the talents semita vitae, have been
| oppressed by curious editors.
One of them asks me how many
hours of sleep l think desirable for
the full perfection of my intellectual
energies. How can man answer
such question, and of what interest
would the answer be to any mortal?
Perhaps, If one could sleep as much
as dormouse, ones mind would be
very bright in wakeful intervals; or
II one slumbered all through the win
ter, as the bear is said to do, one
might be almost a genius during the
cricket season. True, the natural his
torian seldom records instances of
sagacity either in the bear or the dor
mouse, but the dog sleeps constantly,
when he is not barking all night, and
the sagacity Of the dog is famous.
If, then, man could sleep for eigh-
might be marvel of brilliance in the
other six, or, on the other hand, he
might be treated for the sleeping sick.
ness of which we hear so much. In
any case, every one knows what is
the normal amount of sleep that ad-
ults need, and when they do not get
it their minds and bodies are below
their normal level of efficiency. To
poster people with inquiries of this
kind would be merely babyish, but
these Non-conformist editors, of
course, want gratuitous signed copy"
and chatter about the authors there
OF. One of the editors coolly de-
mands, "in few lines" the opinions
of total strangers concerning the
Founder of the Christian Religion
when stripped of ecclesiastical set
ting" This sounds incredible, but it
is fact.
One is reminded of the French phil
osopher who asked the German phil
osopher to explain the whole system
of Hegel shortly and in French"
These things replied the other,
cannot be explained shortly, especi-
ally in French" The editor of Mind"
is sadly behind. He does not send
round circular requesting Tom,
Dick and Harry to tell him, in a few
lines, what they think of Aristotle
What is his influence upon you, and
upon the world?"-and the rest of
the ertinences.-Andrew Lang, In
The Illustrated News.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-29


sealee fertile Dzu
garia.
sometimes
and China Chinese
the Aryan inhabitants houses forts and
mild Chanto
natives Then when foreign they have dp
and become
though Chinese spite
thousand still the
the rest of the United railroads. resembles
States topography
though
by
of Chinese
Buddhism
Mohammedanim Ulghus
and Tbans Turk imposed upon them
attendant
changed
evidences found
The
half a races.-Harpers Magazine
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-05-29
trained saddle horse in place of raw

trained saddle horse in place of raw,
unbroi.en colt
In fact, it is safe to say that the
horse bought for three hundred and
ten dollars by Mr.. Stanton, by the
time he turns in for service in the
mounted squad is worth just about
twice as much. Thus, stated in terms
OF profit and loss, we get much bet
ter idea just what Mr. Shanton's work
is worth to the city of New York in
money. But it is worth much more
than that, for Mr.. Stanton has provid-
ed the city of New York with the
best mounted police force in the world.
From Harpers Weekly.