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Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1909-11-11

DIS! sean l WuZZenC nee nl2n
to a suckin kaff at the jobb
with them teath.
| undertook to put a cupple
taters in my mowth and my
upper plate turned a hand
spring and the mowthfull
went in on top ov the hull
shootin match and thare
wuz. | coodent bite, i Good
ent swaller the taters hull, i
coodent say pleeze exskuze
me for coodent speek a
wurd. | sot thare in mizry
long time and when thay asst
me why i diddent make out a
dinner, / sed "um-m um-m"
thru my noas, which is hog
pen latten for "no."
At last got up and went
out to the woOdshed and paw
ed the hull mess out and
when the Squires dog seen
the vittles and stuff, he cum
and grabbed it and hOggd it
down befoar i had time to say
git out y
doley Hancock sez i,
he's swallerd my teath
Whitch cost me lj uollers.
WOt in Sam litenin be i
agoin to do about it: How
can i purswade him to
koff' EN- up agin 1t wuz
a turrable purl'-plexin
problum
But pritty soon the dog
showed sines ov intnrnel
disaster. distress and indi-
.jeschun. He toar around
and slobberd out ov his
mowth, and when the
Squire seen he sez, "He's
got hiderfoby and wuz a
goin to shoot him, but i
sed it wood be rong to
shoot on Sundy, and i not
bein affrade ov him wood
take him to the barn and
mock him in the he'd, and
we wood send his he'd to
the Pasture institoot to see
if he reely has got rabbits
or not. rabbits" seq
Jonas with a grin, II CESS
yu meen rabbeys.' Wal
oo- x,,olo- ~ g. TT
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1909-11-11

IGlluIllS Nv HuHlCIl IGdIu.
Wal, to cum back to my.
subject, after spell went &
sez to the doc, sez i, doant yu
spoze Good hav a pattern ov
my mowth made and git a
set ov teath on trile now all
rite? ? and he sez, LESS see."
He examined my mowth
and sed he gessed he Good do
it, SO he mkt a lot ov lath &
plaster and made a pare ov
moulds for to kast the teath
into. Then he got a COB ov
beasWacks and made me bite
onto it which hurt my gooms
like the dickens.
In cupple days he had the
artyfshul grinders dun, and i
put em in THAR respectable
phases, and swun to man if
it diddent feal as if had swal-
Tered long laiged lumberman
and his rubber boots had got
tangled up in the raffters ov
my mowth and woodent go
up nor down. 1t wuz
fealin newer had sinse cut
my furst tooth way back in
the sixtys.
| coodent hardley chaw my
kustomery cudd ov oald stan
derd navey plug.
On Sundy after meatin me
n Mandy and the yunguns
went over to Squire Roberts
for dinner. The Squire's bro
ther Jonas from New York
Sitty wuz thare a within and
his dawter which is a risto-
crat ov the noble and anshunt
line ov kodfsh, and has all
trimmins from a poodle on a
string to the habbit ov sayin
'New Yawk" Hur pa made
his wod sellin segar stubbs to
a siggaret foundry. His raw
material diddent cost nothin
but the trubble ov hshin the
stubbs out ov the kusspitters
in the varyus hotels and sa-
looms, and besides maxim him
self a snug forchun, he has
the crate sadisfaxun of know
in that he removes temta-
shun from the path ov menny
a brite yung man by causin
him to die yung from smoak-
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1909-11-11
Dental Operations.

| hav bin havin sum new
exspeerunses for a weak or
so, and as is customary / will
brake the news to the suffrln
publick with the pen which
the immOrtle feller sez is mi
tyer than the broad ak.
My teath havin becum vary
rotten and holler, and broak
off SOS when / opened my
mowth it looked in thare like
the oald snags & stumps stick
in up out of Niger pond out
neer Jinninsvill.
Wal, i fnelly skrewed up
my curridge by takein a cork
skrew and removin the plug
from a bottle ov 40 rod, and
refreshin my inner man with
a cupple big snifters, then the
dockter he interjeckted sum
fluid exstrack of paralices in
my gooms and then yanked
the last infurnel tooth out ov
my fodder trap. 1t wuz a
crate releef to no pozitiv that
woodent never hav no moar
tooth AXE to harass my sole.
I've thawt about it a hull
lot, and this is the way it
strikes me. Natur diddent
calclate that a humen bein
shood be pestered with teath.
When we are born into this
onfrendly wurld ov tuff beef
stake and inglish wallnuts we
doant hav no moar teath than
a new born gooce aig, but the
happy parents cant be sadis-
fde till thay rub our gooms,
and make us nav a rubber
ring. At last natur is exas-
perated and back we so to
the primitiv, havin teath like
the onsivilized woOdchuck to
bite and devour our pray.
When the furst teenty tooth
Gums peepin up thru our red
swelld gooms like a hill ov
beans in the urley springtime,
the fond parence danses jig
and calls in THAR nabers to
see it and rejoise with them
over the wunderfull sirkum-
sta71ks. 1t haint nothin to be
ba over onless yu intend
. a dentist ov the ba-
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1909-11-11

IS often asked by the pru-
pent housewife.
Money saving advantages
are always being searched for
Lose no time in making a
thorough examination of the
New Line of Merchandise
Now on
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24

All hunters licenses, whether resident
or nonresident. expire on the first day
of June OF each year.
You must not use or attempt to use
the license of another person, or in any
manner make any change in any license
for the purpose of trans ferring the same.
under the penalty of prosecution for
forgery.
Owners of farm lands, their children
or tenants, may hunt and kill game on
their own farms during the open season
when 1t is lawful to kill game. without
procuring hunters license. but they
must not hunt beyond the lines of their
own farms without hunters license.
The State Game Commissioner, his
wardens or deputies, may hunt ensnare
or entrap game birds and animals and
transport them to sections of the State
where a scarcity of these game birds or
animals exists, for the purpose propagat-
ing and restocking said sections of the
State.
You must procure a license before
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24
USE HoAGLAND'S OIL OF GLAD
NESS.

Hoagland's Oil of Gladness has prov
en- to be the greatest furniture pre-
server in the world, owned and con-
trolled exclusively by Negroes. All
celored agents should become interest
ed in this enterprise. Have we any
colored sympathizers? If so, send 81
and get special terms for 80 days.
Send $1.00 and get $500 worth of oil.
George Hoagland, 903 w. Jefferson ST.,
Bloomington, Ill.
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Lodges and their meeting nights
and place of meeting will be carried
for Csc the month. We have all man.
ner of lodges here.
If you desire special write-ups of
social or church affairs, with all details,
no condensation, etc., see the manager,
as there will be some charges.
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Synopsis of Illinois Game Law

You may hunt and kill quail only from
November 10th to December 20. of each
year.
You must not kill any prairie chicken
or grouse for period of four years from
the first day of July 1907 or any wild
turkey, pheasant or partridge for a
period of six years from July /, 1907.
You must not net, trap or ensnare
quail, prairie chicken, pheasants or
cartridges at any time or under any
circumstances, unless authorized to do so
by the State Game Commissioner.
You may kill wookcocks and mourning
doves only from August ,st to Novem-
Der goth, of each year.
You may kill grey. red fox or black
squirrels from July Ist to November 5th
of each year.
You may kill all kinds of snipe and
plover from September Ist to May Ist
of each year.
You may kill wild geese. ducks, brant.
coots, rail or other water fowl from
September Ist to April 18th OF each year.
You must not Kill wild geese, ducks
brant, coots rail or othe. water fowl
after shutdown or before sunrise of each
succeeding day.
You must not kill wild geese, ducks
brant, coots, rail or other water fowl
from any steamboat, sailboat, electric or
gasoline launch, or from any sinkboat.
box or sneakboat, OF artificial blind in
the open Waters of this State.
You mas, not kill wild geese, ducks
brant, quail, pheasants, partridges, prai-
rie chickens, grouse or squirrel for mar
ket or commercial purposes.
You must not SELL buy or have, in
possession for the purpose OF selling. or
transport for the purpose of sale, any
wild geese, ducks, brant, quail. prairie
chickens. grouse or squirrels that have
been killed n the State of Illinois.
Yon must not at any time kill more
than twenty wild ducks, geese brant,
coots. rail or other water fowl, or more
than ffteen quail or other game birds in
one day.
You must not kill. Catch or have in
possession. living or dead, any wild bird
or part of bird other than a game bird,
except English sparrow, crow, crow
black-bird or chicken hawk, and you
must not purchase or expose such birds
for sale.
You must not destroy or remove from
their nests the eggs of any prai,ie chick
en-, grouse, quail, wild turkey, pheasant,
partridge, duck. goose, brant or song
bird.
You may kill for commercial purpose
and transport for sale or market all kinds
of snipe, plover, mourning doves and
rabbits.
You must not offer for sale or trans
port for the purpose of selling any snipe
or plover or mourning dove after the
expiration of FIVE days next succeeding
the first day of the closed season; nor
can you sell the same during the first
two days of the open season.
Inhabitants of This State may receive
game coming from other states where it
is Lawful to kill and ship out of such
states, and expose and sell on tn. mar
ket such game between the first day OF
October and the first day of February of
the following year.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24
The Forums staff.

The Forums staff.
E. L. Rogers, Editor-in- Chief and
Business Mgr.
Will H. Barbour, Asst Editor.
MISS DAISY DONALDSON,
Proof Reader and Stenographer.
Address matter for the paper to The
Forum, S05k So. Sixth ST.
Matters of business or information
to E. l.. Rogers, Mgr.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24

You may give news matter or mo-
ney you have for the Forum to Miss
Daisy Donaldson; also all kinds of
typewriting; orders for colored papers.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24

The Negro Business Mems League
meets every two weeks. We have ex-
tended an invitation to all manner of
business people and you have no ex-
cuse.
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We will run the cards, announcing
the place and meeting nights of all
Lodges. for 25c per month.
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Call at Thompson's, SI5 East Wash
ington st for colored papers.
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Don't wait to hear what the public
thinks before you express your opin.
ion. Say what you think If you believe
you are right
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sons of the year.

sons of the year.
You must not at any time use ferret
for the purpose of hunting. capturing or
killing any game, animals or rabbits.
The title to and ownership of all song
birds. game birds, and animals protected
under the game law is declared to be in
the State.
John A. WHEELER,
State Game Commissioner
SPRINGFIELD. ILLS.
June I, 1908.
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Please don't put the collectors off
When the collectors come, pay them.
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wiCn anyone save authorized agents
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We are with the right, as was Lin
coin. and the right will win.
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The Clubs, Social and Otherwise.

The Clubs, Social and Otherwise.
Ladies' Sunlight Social, meets every
Wednesday at the residences of its
members, discusses art, culinary. and
home circle questions.
st. Paul Sewing Circle meets every
Thursday at Lecture room of st. Paul
church, discusses all important home
circle questions.
Mothers Literary, meets every
month, auxiliary to st. Paul Sewing
Circle.
The Woman's Club, meets every
week, is the Oldest club-has been and
is a rescue club for the fallen, a
philanthropic agency, this club has
social and juvenile section, Mrs. C.
H. Morgan is president, Mrs. Higgin-
botham is chairman, of the social Sec
ton; Miss Clara Blackwell is press
reporter for this club.
The None-Such, Is a social club
among the younger society folk
meets every Thursday
Don't Worry Twelve is composed OF
OF the elderly married ladies-meets
weekly.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24
THIN BILE CLUB.

Meets every two weeks on Friday.
Besides needle work social and lit
erary program is rendered.
GERTRUDE WADE, Pres.
MARTHA CHANDLER, Seey.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1909-07-24

hunting rabbits but they may be killed
and sold in any number and in all sea-
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18

also Harry Abbott. They are both employed in Waterbury.
 Dea and Mrs Dayton Burnham of New Preston visited at Samuel r. Hayes on Weanesday.
 E. D. Bores visited his former home in New Preston, Saturday and Sunday.
 MT and Mrs A. E. Johnson, MT and Mrs A. | Mapee and MT and Mrs John Platt visited in Middlebury on Sunday. .
 Lewis and Herbert Thompson of South ford visited at N. w. Flowers, Sunday. > Miss Bessie Green has returned to Watertown after weeks stay at A. U. Lakes. ..-.-
 Miss Elsie Alma Lake attended the com mencement at Northfeld Seminary, the first of the week, and from there she went to Cushing Academy at Ashburnham, Mass, where her sister, Miss Ina, IS at tending school.
 Several of the apple orchards in town seem to be affected with blight of some kind that causes the leaves to turn yellow and drop off.
 Several of the summer guests from the cities have engaged rooms for the summer vacation. --
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
CHILDRENS DAY DISCREPANCIES.
METHODIST CHURCH NOTES.

Preaching at the Methodist church on Sunday morning at 10.45. The chil- dren's day program will be given in the evening at 8 o'clock. An invitation is extended to all.
 There will be an ice cream and straw berry festival held in the basement of the Methodist church on Tuesday evening, June 22. Come early and avoid the rush.
 Dea and Mrs Samuel P. Hayes were by vote of the church elected to represent the church at the meet ing of the Litchfield South Consoci- ation, held at North Woodbury on Tuesday.
 Mrs Jane Martin is visiting her sister in Bantam.
 Truman Cowles of Hartford has been a recent guest at J. B. Porter's.
 Sherwood M. allen entertained on Sunday his brother Henry, and Mrs Aliens sister of Litchfield.
 George Peck was able to attend divine service Sunday, for the first time since he fractured his ankle.
 Stephen and Alfred Halloway passed Sunday at their brother Johns. ".
 MT and Mrs F. J. Newe visited her sister on Saturday and Sunday.
 P. II. Allen is receiving cream from several dairies which he is shipping to New Haven
 Dea and Nils Samuel A. Whittlesey were in Morris, last Sunday.
 Stephen Cate comes from Water- bury to spend Sunday at his place;
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
The NeWtoWn Bee.
TrumbuIl.
A SHOCKING MURDER.


 Last Friday morning, June II, sometime between 9 and 12 o'clock, the most terrible crime was com mitted in Trumbull that has ever oc- cured within its borders, and one that makes everyone shudder when they. think of 1t, Mrs Sarah Dibble was found, Drutally murdered, in the cellar of her home by her son George, who came in from the iield at noon to get his dinner. MT Dibble usually worked in Bridgeport at the Singer Manufacturing Co. factory, but this day had some planting to do so re- mained at home that day. Not find ing his mother in the kitchen nor his dinner ready when he came in, he at once began searching for her. He went from attic to cellar and all around the place without finding her. Finally he thought he would take a lamp and go into the cellar ard there in the corner of the cellar, a little way from the bottom of the stairs he found his mother with one of his coats over her that he had left hanging in the kitchen. Her clothes were nearly town from her body. The ribs on one side were nearly all broken, there was d bad wound in the back of her head and marks on her throat that looked as if she had been ch0ked to death, and it seemed as if the work must have been done by some insane person or a terribly fiendish tramp. There was money and other valuables in the house but nothing seemed to be touched and what motive anyone could have in thus murdering her is a mystery. The local authorities and state officials were notified at once and the town offered 8 reward of $200 for the capture of the one who did the foul deed. AS yet no definite clue has been found although several arrests have been made, but no evidence has yet been found to indicate that any of tlem know any thing about the murder. Mrs Dibble was the widow of the late Ezra r. b. ble and with her son, George, lived at her home on the Bridgeport turn pike just sout of the Nichols road. She was S1 years old and was very lovable woman and no one seems to know that she had an enemy in the world. The authorities are still working on the case and will notg:ve up until the last chance of bringing the guilty parties to justice is ex- hausted. The funeral of Mrs Dibble took place from her late home on Monday afternoon at 2.30 o'clock, Rev MT Clippinger officiating. The burial was in the Trumbull ceme- tery. Mrs Dibble leaves to mourn her loss three sons, George s. Dibble, who lived with his mother, Frank H. Dib- ble, who lived on the. corner just north of his mother, and Ernest Dibble of Bridgeport, and one daughter, Mrs R E. Whittlesey of Bridgeport. Her many friends will be also greatly pained to hear of her sad death.
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
New Milford.

Ru-Tea blend can be bought at the store of the Ky-o-to Tea Co.,, Bank street, New hlii- ford.
 The Ky-o-to Tea Co. are headquarters for finely blended teas and coffees.
 Drink Ky-o-to Tea Co. Bu-Tea blend.
 The store of Ackley, Hatch Marsh is beadoua rters for reliable values in groceries n,,d meat. This is shown by the Steady and increasing a,,u trade. Follow the crowd on trad ino:n;eht and you will find it leads you to the store of Ackley, Hatch & Marsh.
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
Bethlehem.
THE SCHOOLS CLOSE.

All the schools in town closed, last week Thursday, and they all came to the Town hall for the closing exercises and picnic. A very interesting program had been pre- pared and all of the schools took part. The program was well carried out At noon a bOuntiful lunch on the basket plan was served Much credit is due the teachers for their work in preparing the program and the pupils showed careful training. Superin- tendent L. s. Mills was present and to him and the chairman of the town school com mittee, J. w. Flynn, much credit is due for their work in arranging the details of the exhibition.
 CHILDREN DAY DISCREPANCIES.
 Children's Day will bo observed in the Congregational church on Sum- day, June 20. A cordial invitation is extended to every one to be pre- sent.
 Children's Day will be celebrated in the Methodist church on Sunday evening, June 20.
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
Choose at Half Price.

WomenS Misses wo-p and ee-piece tailored suts-se fancy wosteds shepherd checks se coh Bedford da the successful pastel shades blues and black handsome es models of them advanced models which will be all the style the coming autumn
 Prices have been from $l5 to S8
 Prices exactly half price, slight charge will be made for necessary alterations.
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
Scientific Storage Furs Fur Garments Reasonable Prices  Out GO Our WOmen'S Tailored
 Suits
 AT HALF PRICE.
AT HALF PRICE.

Do you realize that this regular June sale of Spring and Summer cloth
 tailored Suie The season has been late this that you haven't been looking for the decisive cut we always make at this time.
 M doest poibl said she looked at 1925 suit now marked SIP O yet these radical reductions which clean stocks each season.
 enable greet each with entirely stocks So it's worth to us clean out styles NOW matter what loss be- Will you share in the savings.
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
MEMS SECTION.
MEMS SERGE SUITS Thoroughly Tested and Proven.

Year after year the mills serge serge suits n knowing reliable the fabrics always every piece tested weather tested and acid tested before made And every suit tailored by every trick of this tricky material.
 So serge absolutely yours back bring back suit your Like gold dollar suit o ours must ring true
 bue self striped and silk striped blue serge suits and young in clean styles, S0 to $50.
 Gray serge suit fine lot of them from SIP uu
 Zenith Oxods we'll with blue gray suits s 50 and $O
 And outing we'll with blue serge of flannel plain and striped patterns $2 b with particularly handsome lines at $50 and S5
The Newtown bee., 1909-06-18
ZENITH TAN OXFORDS
$3.50 and $4.00.

Fans the call this low o-oo dessy and easily kept good o The point Oxords @ the heel seats size smaller so that vou heel doesn't slip up down other low shoes small feature but big comfort shouldn't forget Zenith tan oxords with medium narrow toe and military heel tan butcher Oxotds with high and mil a heel
 these are Other tan Oors butcher cut with narrow toe on des last m Oxfords loo and up 300 for College shape butchers with wing tip and brass eyeets
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-10-13
THE MARKETS

Chicago. Oct. 13.-FollOwing are the
quotations on The market today:
Wheat.
December 104H. 1O4$s, 1888, 1918
May, 1861. 1858, 1923, 1858.
Corn.
December, IS, $50. 571k, 57ss.
May, COZ, G05s, co.'s, COZ.
Oats.
December, 1898. S9l1, 1914, 1871.
May, AIS, f17s, 415s, 415s.
Pork
October, closed $500.
January. 1916, 1S.A7. 1S.47, 1927.
May, 1915, 1917, 1895, 1865
Lard.
October, 1905. 1905. 1876. 1197.
November, 11.70, lilo, 1857. 11G0.