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Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
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Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

Governor Sloan has returned to Phoenix from his trip down the Mis- sissippi river with President Taft from St. Louis to New Orleans. The governor is more enthusiastic over the success of the statehood bill. It is being whispered around the terri tory that the organization" is after tbe scalp of the governor, who is ac- cused of presuming to have a mind of his oEn in regard to the various appointments in the territory for which he, as executive, must stand sponsor. 1t is well known that If the organization" could have put through it's guberaatoTial program Judge Sloan would never have wern-
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

Mary Garden. who has become e1- gagged to a gentleman whom she re- gently met in Paris, says she wept all the way across the Atlantic dur ing her recent trip because he could
 not be with her. She makes haste to add, however, that she does not know yet whether she will marry him or not. It is so hard for her to choose between her art and domestic happi- ness. If it were merely a matter of appearing with or without clothes she would probably not find it difficult to decide.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

News from Washington is to the effect that Ralph Cameron, delegate from Arizona, is mighty busy these days lining up support for the various matters of legislation which he will propose for Arizona during the com ing session. Mir Cameron has intro duced a number of meritorious meas ures which it is hoped that he will be able to have placed on the statute books. The bill which all Arizonans are most anxious about is the one for the admission of Arizona as a state. This has been promised by the repub- lican party and MT. Cameron may be depended upon to do his best in pull ing the territory into the union. MT. Cameron has a bill introduced which provides for a public building in Douglas, and for the success of this measure he can depend on the most enthusiastic support of his constitu- ents in this city.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

The copper industry is still drag. ging. The price of the red metal is now below 13 cents for the Arizona product. Should the price go much lower the result will be a shut down of many of the producing camps. This would not affect Bisbee, as the mines in the Bisbee district are believed to be producing copper at the lowest cost of any in the country.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

ed the governors chair. Notwith- standing the humor of the organ lzation" Governo- Sloan is making an excellent record and there is little danger of his being disturbed by those who desire to peddle the offices to political heelers who were bowling Cameron and statehood" last fall.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

A VOICE WAS SINGING AT THE GATE. rheumatism a couple of gentlemeD walked home with me to see that my legs did not give out. was simply resting for moment before coming iI when you came down to the door and made great fuss. Mrs. Bowser. when Samuel BOwser is not able to take care of himself he will send for you"
 And you have written an ode?'
 Didn't l say that had?'
 And it is on Columbus?"
 Didn't say it wasp
 And you are going to deliver it at the dinnerE"
 Certainty I am. Do I write Odes on Columbus or any other man to throw in the wastebasket? Please don't take me for an idiot"
 And you will read me the ode be. fore you go:" persisted Mrs. Bowser.
 No. ma'am. 1 won't-not line of it. You would simply find fault with il and try to show your superiority over me. The ode suits me and will suit the club. and that's enough. I don't want to be all upset by your crit icisms. When I get mad my voice gets husky, and l want it in good trim tonight"
 Mrs. Bowser said no more on the subject until he was about ready to leave the house. Then, as she saw the roll of manuscript in his hand, she asked:
 Couldn't you read me the first verse? You know an ode is not a poem."
 Not a line will I read When Sam ueI BOwser does not know an ode from a poem he wants some one to soak his head"
 "Is it about Columbus discovering America. or wbat?"
 Advised to Go to Bed.
 Never you mind. You go to bed at the usual hour and don't worry about me or Columbus
 With that he was of. Mrs. Bowser sat up until 10 o'clock and then went to bed She was awakened two hours after midnight by a voice singing at the gate. It was a voice trying to sing the Sweet By and By" and You Can't Shake Me. Charlie" to one and the same air. She leaped out of bed and started downstairs. but before she reached the door it was being kicked and shaken, and the same voice was shouting:
 ''Lemme in, ole gal-lemme in!"
 IL was Mir. Bowser. He stood there hatless and had his coat on his arm.
 "Warm nIght-mighty warm night" be said as she reached out and pulled him into the hall just as a policeman was coming along.
 Mir. Bovser was escorted to the sit ting room and deposited in a chair, and then Mrs. Bowser stood before him ana looked at him for a momen, before asking:
 ''Mr. Bowser. what's the matter with you?"
 ''Nothin', dear-nothin' tall. just got home from the Gay Old Boys club. you see"
 ''Yes. I see, I thought it would Oe this way Nice thing in a man of your age. All the neighbors must have heard you bawling at the gate end kicking at the door,
 Nobody heard n.y tall Came home as quiet as a mouse. Don't look at me that way, Mrs. Bowser. It haig't
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
All Rare.

'T had a rare coin stolen last night" Didn't know you were collector. What was the coin?'
 "A dollar"
 Worth muchY
 Worth 100 cents anyw here r-Phila delphia Ledger
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
By Nj. QUAD.

By M. QUAD. ICopyright, 1909, by Associated Literary
 Press.l
 A T dinner the other evening Mrs. N Bowser, noticed that MT. Bow kA ser was very much preoccupied
 and that he also appeared to be in a hurry to get through with the meal. She gossiped away for quarter of an hour and then suddenly asked: Has anything unusual happened at the office today?'
 Nothing" he replied
 Aren't you feeling as well as nsn- alT"
 Just the same"
 But you seem to be preoccupied" "Yes, l am. l got letter at noon from the Gay Old Boys club that would be expected to deliver an ode on Columbus at the anniversary dinner this evening. It has bothered me some 10 write an ode on such short notice but l guess I've got it all O. K" And so you are going to tho dip. ner?'
 ''Of course.'
 ''I wish you wouldn't. The last tims you went two men had to come home with you. and I found you seated on the dOorsteps at o'clock in the morn ing"
 Woman, do you know what your words imply?" demanded Mir. Bowser as he suddenly woke up. You were-were tired. suppose Tt is well that you put 1t that way No living man or woman can say that they ever saw me intoxicated It had been a strenuous night, and as I have
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

So far there has been no special Interest manifested in the local op- ton election which has been ordered for January PC. A new registration has been ordered. but unless there is something done to enliven the inter- est in the campaign 1t is likely that not more than half the voters in the county win qualify themselves to vote oa this question.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

There is agitation in Bisbee for a more strict regulation of the saloons .of the city. Before there could be efficient regulation of the saloon bust ness it would be necessary to annex Lowell as a part of the city.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
Slow Chap.

Pearl-Jack is the biggest goose ever saw-in my life.
 Ruby-What now. dear?
 PearI-Why. my chaperon lost her glasses last night when we were mak- InG love and he actually helped to ind them for her.-St Louis Republic.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

The streets of Douglas are not re- ceiving the attention from the scav- enger department which they should. Many of the principal streets are lit tered with old papers and other forms .of trash.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

4 Mexican editor who was present It the meeting between Presidents Taft and Diaz complains that our Jhiefs executives trousers bagged at he knees. We sometimes hear that he world is disposed to take Mir. Taft's trousers too seriously.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

W. T. Stead claims to have'h had an interview with the spirit of Gladstone, is reported to have said that he was not interested in worldly affairs. Ney- .ertheless we cant keep from believ- ing this to be a pretty interesting world.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
10 Expsnse 70 % -pa<u.

When my uncle comes to town, said the young man, firmly, "he shall be properly entertained. He shall never say that did not do him well. He shall have everything that bis money will buy"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
The Real Th;nc.

T see that one of our stayesmen has said that the ultimate consumer is a myth"
 "Mebbe so. but I guess the bills he gets every month are the real thing Detroit Free Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

Uncle Joe" is credited with having developed an intention to become a baseball magnate. Consider the case of the umpire who makes bad decis- ion against Uncle Joe's" team.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

Philadelphia voted as enthusiastic ally as ever against reform. When ever a reformer shows his head in Philadelphia the old town wakes up and hits it.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
peIicateIY Put.

''The first day out was perfectly lovely" said the young lady just back from abroad The water was as Imooth as glass. and it was simply gorgeous. But the second day was rough and-er-decidedly disgorgeous" -Eyerybody's Magazine
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

We are funny people" said Presi- dent Taft in one of his recent speech es. He is right. If we were not fun ny we would take lot of public hui .sances much more seriously than we.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

With Agua Prieta saloons wide open he closing of the saloons in Douglas would not make that city so dry that one might not quench a thirst If he so desired.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

If Daniel A. O'Donovan is "ble to manage the city government as sue cessfuIly as he manages a ball team then he should make an admirable mayor.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
NOTICE.

A reward of $500 wln De paid for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the parties stealing The Review from Subscribers.
 THE BISBEE DAILY REVIEW.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
The unornwnea kInn

Many man who goes around boast Ing that he is his own master doesn't know that we have primary elections and if he were told that there were such things he would wonder what people did at them.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

German airships have been engag- Ing in sham battle. England may De expected to immediately launch an. Jriler DreadnaUght.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

A New York magazine announces Ihat it has contracted to pay Peary s1.2O a word for the story of his trip to the north pole. That ought to i'm 1rove his temper considerably.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
Tests of FrIendsbIp

I do not wish to treat friendships taintily, but with toughest courage. When they are real, they are noS glass threads or frost-work. but the sohdest thing We knov.-Epsrson
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

The last news from Africa is to the effect that Col. Roosevelt is still in health and continues to bring down big game.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

Aany Members of Womeh's ciubA.
 There are more women members ol sIubs in New York city than in any two other cities in the world.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
The ExrIanatinn

T got lickin' fer borrowin' quar ter from Skinny yestidday"
 Flows thatT"
 Well. I had ( knock him down aforc be'@ lend 1t t me."-Princeton Tiger
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

If James A. Patten ever decides to take an interest in the bean crop it will be all up with Boston.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

Remembering the experiences of Mir. Fairbanks with the 'nS' ma cock tail, President Taft ha .6erateiy snubbed the Georgia n4a, .alcp.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
Juvenile Ionorance.

You ought to know better, Johnny" |" aid Mrs. Lapsling, reHoviagly. than * me what the difference Is between 'urage and They asc it
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

WhetEer the Southern Pacific is to build its line into Douglas will be
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11

TaE-paying season is approaching, the saddest of the year.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
rhs rsstImonx of the Face.

In the face Of man you may see he sec.st of his Hfe.--HeRrta ana Nome.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
BOWSER WRITES ODE
He Delivers a Corker at the Gay
 Old Boys Club.
WAS AGAINST WIPES WISHES

But Samuel Would Have His Way About the Matter, and After His Visit to the Meeting He Arrives Home In Joyful Mood.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
HAPPILY Welded.
John Goggins and Miss
May Haight are Mar
ried in this City.

At the home Of the bride moth
er, Mrs. Elizabeth Haight, IL
Fourth st. ne, last Sunday after
noon at . clock Miss Mary Olivia
Haight and John Goggins were
united in the holy bonds of mat
rimony, Fr. 0 Meara, pastor of the
Immaculate Conception Catholic
church, tying the knot that made
the two lives one. Only relatives
and few close personal friends
were present. The ring ceremony
was used. Following the wedding
ceremony, three course luncheon
was served. Mr.. and Mrs. Goggins
viii be at home to their friends at
l12 Fourth st. n. e.
Miss Haight is a we'll known Wa
tertown girl, who has wide cir
Gle of friends here, and who is adj.
mired for her many sterling and
loveable qualities. She has occu-
pied many responsible positions,
and for three years past has ! n
deputy register Of deeds for this
county. She will retain her posi-
ton in the register of deeds Office
for the present.
Mr. Goggins has lived in this city
since boyhood, and has a host Of
friends here. He owns a large
ranch at Seneca, and is man of
good business judgment and posses
ses qualities that bring success.
The News joins the chorus of
congratulations, and wishes the
happy couple much happiness in
their new career
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
"A PAIR OF COUNTRY KIDS. -

We have all enjoyed Uncle Josh
and ST and all the other old and
ancient crop of country characters
who come to the city to get bun
coed and incidentally to purchase
a carpet sack full of hay from q
gentleman in a large checkered
suit and fierce black mustache.
These scenes and characters have
become as familiar to US as Uncle
Toms Cabin" The management
of The Grand announces the coming
of an entirely new rural play
that is a novelty and with its
principal interest in pair Of up
to date country youngsters who
manage to present an evening Of
lively amusement in their widest
and fondest hopes. "A Pair Of
Country Kids will give you more
enjoyment for your money than
any of this class Of entertainment.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
THE EMF "3O' MAKING GOOD


After six days of all kinds of
going the Glidden Tour Pathfnders
in the EMF. '30' official car,
are satisfied that the selection of
light car to do the scouting of
western roads as an inspiration.
Five hundred and ten miles have
been covered the first week, with
heavy sand, sticky clay. hills and
h"ulevards, in all making a variety
If going to suit all kinds Of trav-
cIers and the E. M. F. "Thirty'
has met every emergency.
II believe said Dai Lewis, the
official scout in charge of the par
ty, that the light car idea is
good one for the kind of roads we
are encountering and | am salts
fled that the EMF. will perform
its work perfectly. The engine
has not missed a beat since we left
Detroit. 1t is a fine car for our
purpose. -
A review of the first week S
work shows that just three days
touring for the Glidden Tour was
mapped out with assurance that
this years route promises to fur
nish an endurance run of spl endid
merits.
The first days run from Detroit
To Kalamazoo, l42 miles, will give
plenty Of sandy hard in going to
Summer.
On the second day, to Chicago by
way of South Bend the run will be
over the splendid Indiana roads
for most of the 173 miles, but with
several bad spots, particularly
near Chicago.
On the third day the contestants
will encounter everything from
parks and boulevards to sand and
clay, covering IT'S miles thru the
summer resort districts of North
ern Illinois and Southern Wiscon-
sin. This days run will prove a
severe one if the roads are wet,
and will be none too easy under the
most favorable conditions.
A pleasing feature Of the path
finding has been the sincere well
come accorded by motorists all
along the route, especially at Mil
waukee and Madison. The entire
west is anxious to see the tourists
and they will get the heartiest
reception in the history of the
event.
A remarkable incident of the
first weeks run was entire absence
of tire trouble.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
IN SOUTH DAKOTA
Happenings Of a Week Through
out the State.
An ODD COIN FASTENS GUILT
Identification by Postmaster
COnyiCts RObber.

The jury in the United States court
at Sioux Falls, which tried Edward
Gay, alias Fred X. Moore, and Gus
Peterson. charged with tn" robbery OF
the poStOlIicc at Crooks on the night
OF Dec. last, returned verdict az
quitting Peterson, but rOnvicting GAY .
The conviction OF Gay was based
upon his having in his possession
when arrested a Canadian Scent coin
OF the date 1900, which was amou3
the cash stolen from the pOstoftite.
The postmaster Identified the coin and
thus the little Scent piece was direct.
]y responsible for the conviction Of
Gay. as the entire case against him
hinged upon the coin.
Peterson remains a prisoner, as he
Is under indictment on other charges
In connection with the robbery of
postoliiccs at other places in South
Dakota.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
AUTO CUPID WINS NARROWLY
Rapid City Couple Stuck IN Mud, bu1
Escape.

Rapid City Couple Stuck IN Mud, bu'
Escape.
Cupid had a hard fight to win Out
on schedule time when he decided tt
cause the marriage Of Alphonse A
Figge and Miss Alice Evelyn Air"y
both of Rapid city. The Young people
had planned 4 quiet wedding in Dead
wood ON me afternoon OF the 9Th and
accompanied by friends. the. party en-
barkrd IN an automobile 10 spin We
sixty miles to DcadW God
Half way up, between stations. M
machine got stalled IN tn" mud. whicf
was knee IT." p owing to the unuSuft
amount Of SNOW followed by a heavy
rain. which caught them Wnawarr%
The party was Obliged to walk to the
nearest station and wait tor the even
Ing train. reaching D"ndWnnd lat" al
night.
Clerk Of Court Star was routed ONT
and gave a license and then R'N Wal
ter II. Ashley Of tn" CONGREGATIONS
church COmI,I'rrti the r"nIuu!. t!uli
Young people are we'll known II Rapit
City
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
GOING TO A HIGHER COURT
Taxpayers Of Lead United to FIGHT a
a Grievance,

Beaten In every court in the state
Horace Clark of Lead, representing
the taxpayers. will take his case into
the federal courts in an effort to Sc
cure what he believes to be an equta
BILE adjustment of tax matters.
Clark first sued two years ago in
the local courts to prevent the county
treasurer collecting 12k mills of the
annual taxation on real property and
secured temporary injunction, which
was later dissolved, The supreme
court has just held that Judge Rice Of
the circuit court was right In dissolv.
Ing the Injunction. The suit involves
some $4,000 of levies.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
Must Face Charge of Cruelty.

At the next term of court at Lem
mon Clifford Iarsh of Lennon and
w G. Faucet of Sturgis will be tried
on the novel charge of crueltyAto ami
mails in forcing bulldogs to engage in
desperate fight. The penalty IS a
fine of not more than $500 or impris.
onment for year. The two men
looked on as the dogs fought in pen
in which they were placed,
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
Ladies! Soon it will be spril

Ladies'! Soon it will be spring
cleaning time, when you will be
overhauling everything. You will
perhaps need a linen marking out
fit. Complete outfit for SOC, con-
sisting of your name, indelible ink,
brush, pad and box. Twelve styles
type to choose from. See Piercy
at this office. Every lady should
have an outfit of this kind. 41tf.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
LENNON LOSES DECISION
Court Decides Commiss oners Must
Meet at Bison.

Bison, the new county seat of Per.
kins county, won a victory over its
rival, Lennon, In the circuit court at
Belle Fourche, when Judge Rice In
passing on the contest proceedings,
declared that the county commission.
ers of the new county must hold a
meeting at Bison to ratify the pro
ceedings Of the meeting at Lennon
Two Of the three commissioners are
from Lennon and they refused to
meet at Bison on the ground that no
adequate building had been prepared
Judge Rice held that while he would
not order them to hold future meet,
ings regularly at Bison he believed
Bison was providing ample quarters
for the meetings. -.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
MaraIsd 81 Preo,.sure xxple.len a.

A farmland named vihorg was
taken TO a Sioux Falls hospital IL q
terrible condition, resulting from an
explosion Of dynamite, Viborg was
mt work on farm near Hartford
Blasting rock While preparing to
light 4 fuse for d blast quantity of
dynamite was exploded, the force Of
the blast striking the unfortunate man
5sQuarely In the face. One eye was
entirely destroyed, while bis face was
badIy msngled.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
MYSTERY IN MANS DEATH
May Have Been Slain by Robbers or
Victim Of a Fall.

Was John Hinxe of Lead done to
death by unknown persons who were
trying to rob the mining property he
was guarding, or did he accidentally
fall and receive mortal injury?
Hinze. who was receiver of the
property of the Globe Gold Mining
company. died at St Joseph's hospital
at Lead as the result of concussion
Of the brain after lying unconscious
several days. Although q careful
search was made no trace of the sup.
posed ASSISTANTS Of the old man was
found and no definite clue obtained.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
Shock Of Fali Kills Farmer.

Andrew Skaane, prominent Young.
farmer of Marindahl. aged tbirty-tWo.
Is dead as the result of a shock from
\ fall from, a horse He sustained a.
compound fracture Of an ankle and
was thought to be doing nicely, when
death came suddenly
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
sTURGls FLOUR MILL BURNS

Plant Supposed to Have Been Isnited
BY Passing Locomotive,
The Tilford Touring mill at Sturgis
was burned to the ground with loss
Of $4,000. The property belonged to
4. f, Hampton OF Sturgis. The fire is
supposed to have started from sparks
from q passing locomotive. The mill
is near the track and as there was no
water nothing could be done to save.
i. A large amount Of -four and wheat
was consumed
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1909-04-23
NO DESERT IN SOUTH DAKOTA
Land Filing Under Act Rejected by
Rapid City Office.

According to a decision by the
Rapid City land Office in the case of
Martin o. Erickson against Burton W.
Lloyd there is no desert in South Da,
kota. Or, at least, the attempt by
Erickson to file on a claim one mile
west of Wall has failed because he
Rapid City Office upholds Commission.
er Lloyd Of Scenic in his decision that
this particular land Is not desert and
not subject to entry under the desert
land act. The case has been hard
fought. 1t Is commended by Erickson
that this Is one of the first cases
wherein filings under the desert entry
act have not been allowed.