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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10
VETS GATHERED
AT cULLEoKA
DAY SPENT PLEASANT BY LARGE
cEowp-AppREss az DR..
LIN CAVE.

The annual county reunion of Con-
federate Veterans was held at Gull
leoka Saturday. Twelve hundred
people attended and about $50 old
soldiers were there to partake of the
hospitality Of the good people of Gull
leoka and the surrounding neighbor-
hood. Leonidas Polk Bivouac was
well represented and company from
the Lynnville bivouac under com
mand of Capt. j. X. P. Blackburn
was also present.
DR.. r. Lin Cave was introduced by
Cant. blackburn and made an excel
lent address in the school house be-
tore the noon hour. DR.. Cave spoke
on "reminiscences of the War and on
good Citizenship.
Cant. Joe Love was chairman OF
the committee on arrangements and
he had an excellent corps of lady
assistants who had prepared a din
ner never before surpassed. There
was enough to feed crowd three
times the size of the one assembled
and the best that the land can AFFORD.
Roast lamb. veal and pigs, together
with chicken, ham and all kinds OF
breads and garnishments.
The old soldiers enjoyed a day full
to the overfowing and all expressed
themselves as hoping to live to spend
another such day in the good town
of culleoka.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10
OPENING
AT SPRING HILL

Special to The Herald.
SPRING HILL, Tenn, Sept. T.
Branham & Hughes School formally
opened today. This is the thirteenth
year of the schools existence, ana
from all indications will be the most
PROSPEROUS in it's history. The open
ing address was delivered BY DR.. W.
M. Anderson of Nashville.
A large number of the patrons Oh
the school were present to witness
the opening exercises
The following faculty Will nave
charge of the school for the ensuing
year:
William C. Branham, M. A., Master
in English and Greek; William
Hughes, M. A., Master in Latin and
Mathematic; Albetr NJ. Harris, A. NJ
Master in Defamation and Debate;
+ p. Hobson. Jr., B. A.. Instructor
in Mathematic and English; c. d.
Hogue. A. b., Instructor in French
and German: william r. PEBBLES Jr''
Instructor in Greek and Latin; Charles
Watkins. B. A., Instructor In Science
and English; Miss Carolyne WADE
puBose, Teacher in Grammar Grades
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10
DECLINES HONOR
FROM SEWANEE
REV, PHILIP RHINELANDER WON'T
BECOME VlCE-cHANcELLoR
OF THE UNIVERSITY.

SEWANEE, Tenn, Sept. 1.-THE
Rev. Philip NJ Rhinelander has de-
clined the vice-chancellorship of the
University of the South because ne
felt that neither his training, his
temperament, nor his physical heahh
rendered him capable of carrying on
a work comprising such responslOil'
ties.
DR.. -Rhinelander took his M. A ~
Oxford and for some years after llVeO
in Washington. Recently the char
OF Christian Apologetics at Cam
bridge Divinity School was greater
for him, and he went on to tsN
charge. Soon after he was called
Sewanee to become dean OF the Inc
illogical Department, which he retuseu
because he felt that he could nv
leave his work at Cambridge.
Now Sewanee has trusted him wan
the highest honor she can oner SlO
this he has been unable to accept W
account of his physical health PEI
haps more than anything else.
These were the principal reasons
which made DR.. Rhinelander feel Una
he could not in justice to himself aA1
in the execution of his duties accep
the vice-chancellorship.
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TROPHY
AT BRALY BROS.
LOVING CUP TO BE
CONTESTED FOR IN MODEL
RING HORSE SHOW.

The Woodbridge Trophy offered by
DR.. w. P. Woodbridge in the model
ring at the Horse Show for best bred
stallion. mare or gelding, any age, Is
now ON exhibition at the store of Bra
" Bros. This cup is one of the hand
soonest premiums that will be given
at the fair and is valued at $50. Three
times winning the trophy entities the
winner to ownership. 1t was won last
wear by Hugh L. Yokley. There is
no cost of entrance fee to contest FOR
this handsome silver loving cup ana
this will be one Of the hottest
contested events OF the horse show.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10

]. H. Kennedy. Tom Edwards, Gar
ence Kennedy, Sam Delk. Tom Brooks
VIII Morrison, Bass Patton, Joe Pat
ton Jr., Hugh Kirk. Henderson Akin,
English Akin, w. s. Parks, w. H. Ed
wards, v. A. Clanahan, Jno. T. Akin,
G.. o. Kirk, Tom Brooks, Lonnie
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ters- he said. 'and the old man iA'u
sown the rule that wnen the youhs
men came 10 call on his girls they
n,uzr leave promptly at $40 o'clock
when someone asked him Why he
,r,owad the ten minutes, he SAID;
II Is wonderful what a person can 10
in ten minutes if he has got to.
DR.. Mack then appealed to the boys
70 work. stressing the necessity lot
inaivi5ual EFFORT. He declared that II
was wrong for the students to hoio
he belief that stored away in them
was the elusive quality Of genius, and
that things would come their way
without work. Geniuses, he said are
very few. and the greatest achieve
ment of the century has been accom-
nusbed by men who work. He point
ed to the Wright Bros. as examples Vi
industry of the right sort, saying that
after the recent ovation rendered them
at their native town in Ohio they had
changed heir clothes and returned 10
their workshops and their inventions
mr. Mack declared that the magic
word that unlooses the door Of usefuf
ness is not genius but work,
DR.. Mack cordially invited the ca
fdets to visit the First Cumberland
presbyterian church of which ne IL
pastor, and especially urged such as
were members Of the church to attend
Sunday-school.
In opening his address DR.. Capers
the next speaker, humorously remark
ed: 1T affords me much pleasure &c
meet you here, young gentlemen ano
| II will AFFORD me equally as much to
meet you again, under proper circum
stances" He had been introduced as
the president of Columbia Institute
for Young Women, and his remarK
| had reference to prospective calls oy
| the Cadets upon the Institute girls
1Dr. Capers, following the example OF
lthe other speakers, also pointed
moral nv means of an illustration !
have often heard my beloved fatnei
toll of an incident that occurred dur
ing the civil War. At the battle oil
Chicamauea Gen. Capers rode to the
rear looking for stragglers. He SUD
denly came upon white faced rebel
hiding behind log Upon his ap
proach the soldier jumped up and be
gan running to the rear he war
ordered to halt. What are you run
ming in that direction for was the
indignant query" "Oh, am shot,
he said. Where are you shotE
am shot all over" DR.. Capers urged
the BOYS not to become demorallzeo
and get shot all over.
Col. Edgerton closed the exercises
by short address.
The enrolment at c. NJ. A. this
year is the largest in the history o.
the school, all the rooms on the cam
nus already being engaged. Other
applications are coming in and the
total enrolment will be in the nelgn
borhood of 1875 boarding pupils. Witt
the addition of the day pupils the
enrolment will reach nearly zoo
MANY of the out-of-town students have
arrived and were present at the open
ing today, but others are yet to come
Every train brings its quota.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10
xuls wolJLn.eE SLAYER,

A merciless murderer is AppenunICr
It's with many victims. But m
Kings New Life Pills kill II Oy pm
vention. They gently stimulate st rat
ach, liver and bowels, preventing mi, .nr.
clogging that invites appendicitis, ~ 81.
ing Constipation. Biliousness, lion ,tnu
Malaria, Headache and lndlse'
Csc at all druggists.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10

Brooks. Knox Bif1e, Geo. Sanders,
Newt Curry, Tilden Pugh, Joe Davis,
Will Pogue, j. B. Pogue, J. c. Voor-
HES. chairman; E. N. Woodland, Wal
ter Bailey, G. N. Pickard.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-09-10
KANNON'S BARN
BURNED TO GROUND

The hay barn OF J. H. Kannon' aoo
destroyed by fire Saturday ai'e.n sI,b
together with the contents,
consisted Of some baled strF" 'D T,s
few farm tools and MACHINERY, ,,;o
total loss will amount to abou'
with no insurance. 4,
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
MUNICIPAL
BUSINESS

Expense and salary accounts for va
rious services were passed by the
Board of Supervisors last night. Bonds
Of Road Supervisor John II. Wilson
and Road Overseers Paele and Kukea
were approved, Wilson's being $4,000
and the others $1,000 each as recon-
mended by special committee con-
sisting Of Mayor Fern, Deputy Attor-
ney Milverton and Supervisor Quinn.
Poundmasters were reappointed from
the old county list, Mr.. Milverton hav-
ing rendered an opinion that the law
placed their appointment in the HANDS
of the Board.
The electric light committee reported
that there was not enough water pow
er to permit of the installing of new
lamps for which petitions had been
received. Additional lamps would
have to be connected to the Hawaiian
Electric Cos lines and therefore ma
terially increase the lighting eXpendi-
lures. 1t was recommended that the
petitions be placed on file. Since the
report was written, on March s, there
have been heavy rains, as was re-
marked at the meeting, and the addi-
tional lamps may soon be installed.
A resolution was adopted to procure
an opinion from the attorneys depart
| ment as to whether an ordinance was
required to abate the nuisance OF pa
/ nor auJ ptbar Iitfa,, IN tho efroots.
! Supervisor Quinn thought something
should also be done to stop the throw
ing of bottles, ETC., on the roads. Mayor
Fern suggested placing boxes on the
corners to receive scraps of paper
The Board adjourned to the next
regular meeting date, Tuesday evening
next.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
FIRST TIME HERE
A GAIETY GIRL

The story opens at Windbridge Bar
racks, the headquarters of the Life
Guards. They have invited some So
ciety ladies down to a garden party
and Major Barclay has taken advan-
tage of the occasion to invite some
Gaiety Girls 1t is the mixing of
society and stage celebrities that causes
many funny complications. Lady Vir-
ginia Forrest is in charge of the society
girls, and Sir Lewis Gray, a justice of
the Divorce Court, is there also on
visit to his nephew. He recounts a
case in which a diamond comb figures
in the evidence, its ownership to de-
eide the case. Lady Virginia is the
defendant in the case, but is not re-
cognized by the judge. Nina, her
French maid, is in love with Captain
Goldfield, but he is devoted to Alma
Summerset. In order to cast suspicion
on Alma, the maid puts the comb in
Alma's pocket. In the meantime, Rev.
Mr.. Briefly has appeared on the scene,
accompanied by his daughter He
hopes to marry her to some rich Off
Ger and picks out Lady Virginia for
himself, thinking she has money. When
Alma discovers the diamond comb in
her pocket, the maid denounces her as
the thief. She says it is not hers and
demands to know to whom it belongs.
Lady Virginia, to save her reputation
asks Rev. Briefly to claim the comb
which he accordingly does, thereby in
volving himself in the complication.
Act II takes place at a fashionable
watering place in the South of France
All the principals are there in search
of health and recreation. Capt. Gold
field is broken-hearted at the loss OF
Alma, who has gone away on account
of the stain on her character. One
of the humorous incidents of the scene
is a love passage between Lady Vir.
ginia, the Rev. Briefly and the judge
In this act comes the Grand Pierro
ballet. In the end Nina confesse'
her deception and all is explained
Alma appears on the scene and makes
Goldfield happy. Lady Virginia turns
down both her ancient admirers anC
marries the Major. Rev. Briefly de
clines to get left and allies himsel
with one of the Gaiety Girls.
"a Gaiety Girl will run lOnday
Tuesday and Wednesday matinee an,
evening Seats for the matinee ar
now on sale at Bergstrom's. To &C
commodate the school children, tn
matinee on Wednesday will begin a
2:3O instead of 2 O'Clock as on Satur
days.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
MANCHUR|A
ON WAY HERE

Hackfeld & Company agents for the
Pacific Mai, received cable advices this
morning to the effect that the Man
churia had sailed from Yokohama to-
day for Honolulu. She reported hav-
ing LOO tons of freight for this port,
and that she would be able to take 100
passengers from her to San Francisco.
The Manchuria will arrive here on
the morning of the 22nd, and Hackfeld
& Co., state that she will likely sail
the same afternoon.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
a visitor in the Senate chamber also
yesterday.
Honolulu Branch No. 927, United
National Association OF Postotiice
Clerks, has elected the following Off
GERS: President, T. P. Melin; vice
president, ]. c. Sousa; financial ana
recording secretary, w. H. Hanakan1;
treasurer, N. K. Hoopii; sergeant-at-
arms, w. c. Peterson. The members
hope that a club dinner may be given
in the near future.
! Mrs. A. B. ingalls,, who has often
delighted Honolulu audiences by her
splendid violin work, has decided to so
abroad to continue her studies. She
will leave Honolulu some time in May,
and will study under one of the finest
teachers in Europe. Before leaving,
however, she will give a farewell con-
cert at the Hawaiian Opera House,
assisted by local talent of note.
Last Tuesday night at Waikiki, NJ
r. Medeiros, who had just returned
from McGregors landing, put his au-
tomobile up in the garage of Dan I,
Carey. Soon afterward it was discov'
cred to be on fire. The machine wa;
practically destroyed and the building
and neighboring property were saved
only by the most heroic efforts of e
+. Deinert, H. M. Coke, Dick Davis
and others.
At a meeting yesterday Afternoon
the Civic Federation passed a resolu
ton deploring the action of the Sen
ate in rushing the Moore liquor bill tt
third reading. Senator Quinn received
attention at the meeting for alleged
breach of the Republican platform
pledge in voting for the bill. The Fed
Grafton decided to take a post car
vote on the question of publishing it
membership list.
Fourteen out of sixteen societies
/ making an attendance of las persons
were represented at the quarterly con
/ vention of Oahu Young Peoples Uniol
! held at the Methodist church las
night. DR.. Jones, Messrs. Ebersol
and Rider conducted the services. Pa
lama Settlement Christian Endeavo
society won the banner for attendanc
} at the convention and Mills Institut
society the scholastic banner Tn
} convention denounced the pending Ii
5 quor bill.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13

putians in "Florodora." The young
theatrical idea shot as surely as ever,
the play being a fascinating kaleidos-
cope of attractions, pretty little dam
GERS, cunning kid characters, inimit-
ably laughable stunts, beautiful effects
and artistic groupings. There are
songs that are cute and catchy, well
sung and finely chorused. There are
pretty songs and witty songs and
fifty songs and songs that are jolly
indeed. Everybody passed out ap-
plause and everybody laughed, laugh
ed till they wept in many cases. 1t
is a show for your life and a show
for your money, and a shame to miss
it.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Circuit, Territory OF Hawaii. At
Chambers-In Probate.
In the matter of the Estate of Thorn
as Lindsay, late of Honolulu, deceased.
Order of Notice of Hearing Petition
for Administration.
On Reading and Filing the Petition
of Margaret Fenton Smith, of Homo
lulu, alleging that Thomas Lindsay Of
said Honolulu, died intestatc at said
Honolulu, on the 9th day of March,
A, D. 1909, leaving property in the Ter
ritory of Hawaii necessary to be ad-
ministered upon, and praying that Let
tiers of Administration issue to said
Petitioner, Margaret Fenton Smith.
It is Ordered, that Monday the 18th
+ day of April, A. D. 1909, at ten o'clock
A. NJ, be and hereby is appointed for
hearing said Petition in the Court
Room of this Court at Honolulu, at
which time and place all persons con-
cerned may appear and show cause, If
and they have, why said Petition
should not be granted and that notice
of this order shall be published once
week for three successive weeks in
the Hawaiian Star, a newspaper pub
lished in the English language.
Dated at Honolulu this 18th day OF
March, 1909.
(Sig.) w. ]. ROBINSON,
Third Judge of the Circuit Court OF
First Circuit.
(Sig) M. T .SIMONTON,
Clerk of the Circuit Court of the
First Circuit.
4ts-March 10, &c, n, April 3.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
DAILY STOCK REPORT

Between Boards: so Kekaha, $155 90;
% Kekaha $155 90; IA Olaa $4.75; 25
Olaa $4.75; 90 McBryde 1915; 7 Pho
neer $16O 90; 40 Hon. B. & NJ. Co.,
1923 90; 100 Oahu Sugar Co. $50. IS;
so Oahu Sugar Co., $50 rs; so Oahu
Sugar Co., $3O.75; so Hawaiian Sugar
Co.. $37. 50; 10 Pioneer $16O. 90; 80
Waialua 1000; 100 Waialua $50. 90;
So Waialua 800. 90; Is Waialua, $50. 90;
80 Waialua 800. 90; 80 Hawaiian Pine
apple Co., SOL Is Hawaiian Pineap-
pie Co., $21 90; 35 Eva $2S 90; 2SjO
Eva $2S 90; II o. R. & L. Co., SIG 90;
IS Hawaiian C. & S. Co. $1O7. so; %
Hawaiian C. & S. Co. $1O7 So
Session Sales: Is Oahu Sugar Co.,
$50 .S75.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
WIG. Irwin & Co., Ltd
SUGAR FACTORS, COMMISSION BGgE9S
AGENTS FOR

AGENTS FOR
Oceanic Steamship Co., San Francisco
Cal.
maldwin Locomotive Works, Phila-
delphia, Pa.
Hakalau Plantation Co., Hilo Sugar
Company, Honolulu Plantation Co.,
Hutchinson Sugar Plantation Co..
Kilauea Sugar Plantation Co., Olo-
valu Company, Paauhau Sugar Plan
tGtiou Co., Waimanalo Sugar Co.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
THE WEATHER.
Local ONCE, U. S. Weather Bureau
Young Building.

Honolulu, T. H., March 10, l9O9'
Temperaturus o Il. IN; S a. M; III
%. M; and morning minimum.
Is; SO; Is; 70; GO.
Barometer ,ya,zns: absolute humid
ity Cgrains per cubic FOOT; relative
humidity and dew point at a. M:
29.97; 6567; G5; GA.
Wind: Veloc1ey ana direction at a
NJ; S a. m; 10 a. M; and noon:
. Sc: ? NE; 2 n; 10 Sc.
Rainfall during IS hours ending . a
NJ: TAG
Total WING movement during "a hour:
ended at noon: 161 miles.
WIZ. B. STOCKMAN,
Section Director.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
Honolulu Iron Works.
sTEAM ENGINES, SUGAR MILLS,
SoILER8, COOLERS. IRON, BRASS
AND LEAD CASTINGS.

Machinery of Every Description
Made to Order. Particular Attention
said to Ship's Blacksmithing. Job
Work Executed on Short Notice.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13

Au assistant is wanted for a plan
tatiop Office. Sc Classified ads.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13
LOGAN WILL
ARRIVE 6 P. N.

The transport Logan caught Homo
lulu again last night and wired that
she would arrive here at O'Clock this
evening. She struck into the late
storm and has had a rather rough time
of it.
In all probability the transport will
sail tomorrow afternoon for Manila.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-03-13

The streets were slushy and the wea-
Their juicy indeed though these condi-
lions last evening did not appear to
materially affect the crowd at the
Opera House to enjoy Pollard's Lilli-
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27
TO HER

Her eyes are wells Of soul and truth.
Her eyebrows penciled finely:
She walks with all tbs grace oil youth
And Waltxes most dlvinely.
Her names like music to the ear
(ThouSh ! don't know It yeti:
To me she Will be ever dear
That Girl I've Never Net!
With soul so pure. serene and Mgh,
With mind 70 rich and rare.
No equal has she meath the sky:
She's good a. she n fair.
Her words. 20 low and few and sweet.
I'm sure I'll ne'er forget.
What JOY twill BE- when shall erect
That Girl I've Never Net!
All. rarest msid!-exquisite Shs:-
Could know where you abide.
How blessed above mankind ia -
II you could be my bride!
She'll know that was born for her
And she for me. Sweet pet.
You'd die for me! Suppose you were
That Girl I've Never Met!
Some day. somewhere. whom skies de-
To touch the solid ground.
When At the magic rainbow end
A pot Of gold 10 found.
When black birds are A. white - snow,
Or. pearls resemble Jet.
That naiden mythical we'll know
That Girl I've Never Net!
BENJAMIN Webster. In New York
Herald.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27
ON MAKING
PRE- TEN SES
HE GIRL Who could

HE girl Who could
eat chocolates.
continue her em-
broidery and talk
1t the same time
necessarily held
the door. her YER
satiIe talents CIV
ing her the right
to do 20.
Double person
altties! she
shifted. II don't
see why tn ey
make such . fuss
over . simple A.
fair like that!
Why, any girl who
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

Senator" asked his constituent.
how does 1t happen that you have
never been mixed up In any of these
squabbles or scandals?"
20, that's because I'm \ good mix
err" said Senator Chicago
Tribune.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

BOUNDED Like Opera.
Bacon-I called with my wife on the
lady next door. last night. and she
started her photograph playing I'll
Trovatore."
Egbert-Suppose you imagined your
self At the opera!
why. yes: the two women were
talking to beat the band!"-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27
.rhs Early oIr1-,

Manager-I suppose you noticed that
my advertisement read None but .
sober man need apply for this posi-.
tion?"
Applicant-Yes. noticed that, and
that's why l applied very early in the
morning.-Judge.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

TOO TECHNICAL.
The music teacher had tested the
little girls voice.
Her range il good, ma'am," he said
to the mother. but she is deficient. Of
course. In her upper register
Saints presairve us!" exclaimed
Mrs. o'Flaherty. dye think she's =
furnace heated nat. wild 4 basement
Observation-Disclosures Tribune.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27
Easily obiIesa,

Tramp-Say, boss, can yer tell Q fell
Ter where he kin get Is cents for .
bed!
Old Gentleman dealer in second
hand furniture)-Csrtainly. my good
man. Bring the bed to me, and II Il
il worth IL cents. I'll buy it.-Judss.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

OlQ l8ole8
''Oh. ay. persuaded him. reight
enough" answered Mr.. Poskitt.
Its wonderful how you can talk
people round" said Mrs. Poskitt. ad-
miringiy You're . wonderful hand
at persuading folk"
81 gotten summat to persuade EN-
WITH" said Mr.. Poskitt. I'm . reight
'un 4 that line"
That afternoon, while Mrs. Poskitt
was having her usual nap in the BEST
room, Mr.. Poskitt pulled out another
formidable document from his pocket
and read bits Of 1t with much interest
and curiosity.
.Ecod, they put some words and
phrases into these here mortgaSss.' =
he said. at 'ud TAX Z lord chancellor
hissen to explain some O this. How
sumiver, it's 10 much waste paper now.
and we'll put It ON Z firs-back and ses
how 1t burns"
He threw the parchment on the
glowing IRE and watched II crackle
and AISLE and burn. And suddenly he
smote one hand against the other.
by govt" he said. When ron two
ovid lasses 10 dead. Z house n come to
t scapegraee hevvy at cheated EN-!
Ecod, nivsr thowt o that-nivcr
thowt at wor buyin' It for him. Why.
now. then-that u . boaAis Invest.
menti Howsumiver. whats Y mattsE!
( shall nsyther want houses nor brasA
afore vary long. and { owd maids u
sleep sounder to-night noe they've
slept Tor many . DeatA.'
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

Say what you win. theatrical man
ayers strive after the artistic"
Fudge! How can you prove IT."
They are constantly trying to pro-
duce 8hakespearean productions"
You poor innocent! They do that
because they don't have to pay Shake
speare any royalties.
Leader.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

a Captive.
You are one of four brothers, b.
lieve. professor"
That II perfectly right
And you are the only one who il
married. am told?"
Quite correct, madam: I am the
only one in aptivity!"-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Meeker herald., 1909-03-27

Bill-Do the police kssp the peopls
moving Lively IN your town?
Jill-No. but the automobiles o.
Yonkers Statesman.