davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-19
New York Mining Stocks
Boston stocks aud Bonds
THE COPPER STOCKS

BOSTON. March lS.-Local coppers showed
no change in price and the best thing that can
be said Of them is that stock is pressing
for sale
The shares did not have to contend with the
tariff. but We're depressed by the accommodating
signs Of severe trade depressions. Today's pre-
dietions were that the metal would get down
10 lie. Two things imminent reduction
IN dividends aud closing down of mines that
cannot produce at a profit over lie.
COPPER CLOSE
The following list is furnished by E. r. Hut
ton a Co. 49O California street San Fran
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-19
Iondou CIosin~ StocI-.

Bar silver-steady: 23l I'D per ounce.
Money-2ss as per cent
The rate OF discount in the omen market for
short bills is 2H2is per cent and for three
months bills 2h per cent.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-19

PORTLAND, March IS.-Clty creamery Q
trss. 35M36e; fancy outside creameries, 35
store, 1s@20c.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-19

New York Money Market
NEW YORK, March lS.-Moncy cn call
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-19

MInneapO1Is FAX Market
MINNEAPOLIS March 1S.-Flax closed at
$1.62Is "
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-19

New York STOCK List Continued
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
EDUCATIONAL

NEW CLASSES BEGIN.
December s.
OMAHA COMMERCIAL COLLEGE.
18th and Farnam.
NJ q. ROHRBOUGH, IL. A. HARTMAN.
Pres. N-pres.
BOTH A NIGHT SCHOOL.
COURSES-BuSiness. Shorthand. Tele-
and Civil service.
WINTER TERM-Opens January 8
CATALOG-Sent free 10 any address.
TELEGRAPH FOLDER-Tells about
Telegraph department sent free. Positions
guaranteed
Address: NJ. G. Rohrbough, Omaha. Neb.
Tel d.. 1883 or A-21S9.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
BIRTHS AND DEATHS

Births-J. c. jackson, 1910 South Twenty
seventh. girl; Gus Goodwin, 1872 Dorcos,
girl; Carl j, Ochiltree, Omaha General hos
pital, win girls; Henry ScogIn, lJU4 SUutn
vel, girl.
Dedtns-Mary Behrens, 2205 South Thir-
.eenth. q; Harry Tibke, West Cunning, 81;
Caieb J. Gregg, Twenty-fourth avenue and
Harvey, 66; Hanna A. Warwick, 1925 South
Thirt.e eth, "a; William o. Hurst, Thirty
sixth and Cunning, 10.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
DEATH AND FUNERAL NOTICES.

TIBKE-Harry. Saturday, November 20, at
his parents residence, after an illness OF
several months, aged 81 years.
Funeral TUESDAY, November %, at 2
o. m, from his parents, Martin Tibke's
residence, west Dodge street. Friends IN
vited.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23

The following marriage licenses nave
been granted:
Name and Residence. Age.
Charles 4. Weber, Omaha..........24
Anna Christie, Omaha. ...:..".....".,2
w. q. B%enningi Omaha. ...............2 n
Mary Williams, Omaha...............1O
G. a. Vance, Lexington, Ky..............2g
Helen Sheldon, Omaha..............26
John Slack, Minden .........................2l
Motto Havcns, Minden .....".........,19
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
Ads

Advertisements for the want 40
columns will he taken until ~ m. for
the evening edition and uutil $3.50 D.
m. for the morning and SUNDAY edi-
tions.
Cash must all orders for
want ads and no advertisement viii
he accepted for less than 30 cents for
Orst Insertion.
Rates apply 60 either The Daily or
sunday Bee.
Always count six words 60 n line.
CASH RATES FOR WANT ADS.
REGULAR CLASSIFICATION - one
Insertion, I liz cents per word and 1
cent per word for each subsequent
insertion. Each insertion made on
odd days, 1 Ia cents per words $3.50
YER line per month.
want ads for The nee may he left
AZ any of the following drug stores
one n your CORNER druggist" they
are all branch offices for The Bee
and your ad will he inserted Just ns
DrOpmtly and on the same rates ms at
the main office in The Bee BuiIdinE,
seventeenth and Fnrnam streets!
Albach. w. c.. 40th and Farnan.
Beranck, s. A.. 1902 S. 10th ST.
Becht Pharmacy, 40 s 18th ST.
Benson Pharmacy, Benson, Neb.
Bemis Park Pharmacy, 33d and Cunning.
Blake-Bradish, 2S16 Sherman Ave.
CRughlin, e. r., 9Th and Pierce SITS.
Clifton Hin Pharmacy. 2213 Military Ave.
Conte, J. B., s1st Ave. and Tarnam.
Crissey Pharmacy, 24th and Lake.
Cooney Pharmacy 22S South 18th St
Cermak, Emil, 1264-6 S. 18th St.
Ehler. +. H., 2S02 Leavenworth.
Foster & Arnold, 213 N. 18th st.
Freytag, John j., 1914 N. 2ith 81.
Fregger Drug Co, 1902 n. 18th st.
Florence Drug Co, Florence, Neb.
Goldman Pharmacy. 10Th and Lake.
Green's Pharmacy. Park Ave. and Pacific.
Gre2nough, q. A, los S. 10Th St.
Greenough, g. A., 10th and Hickory.
Hayden, William, c., 300 Farnam St.
Hanscom PAX Phar, 1901 5. 18th Ave.
Hoist John, GA n. 18th st,
HUFF, A. l.. G2f Leavenworth st.
Johanson Drug Co, Gath and Spalding Sts.
kinS, ii. B., zZ3b Farnam st.
Aountze Place Pharmacy, 1904 N. 2tth
Patrick Drug Co. 1924 N. oath st.
Lathrop, Charles o., 1924 N. oath ST.
Peyton. L. e., Ath and Leavenworth st.
Saratoga DRUG Co, gath and Ames Ave.
Schsefer's Cut Price Drug store, 18th and
Chicago St
SohGefer. August, 1851 ". 18th st.
SchGc.dt, j. H., sith and Cunning SITS.
storm Pharmacy, 18th and Martha SITS.
SITS.
Walton Pharmacy, goth and Grace SITS.
Wirth. O.. H., 10Th and Hamilton SITS.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
FURNACES AND REPAIRING

IN STOCK, repairs for all make OF fur
naces, steam or hot water heaters, stove
and range repairs, water fronts. Investi-
gate the KEGS fuel saver, costs only $3.50
Installed. New furnaces, combination hot
water and hot air heating, thermostats
and tank heaters.
OMAHA STOVE REPAIR WORKS,
Both Phones. L206-S Douglas.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
0FFEREB O SALE
Furniture.
Pianos.
Typewriter
miscellaneous.

SECOND hand typewrlters sold, repaired.
Central Typewriter Exchange. 1907 Farnam'
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
HELP WANTED-MALE

Agents, Solicitors and Statesmen.
BOND statesmen required for Iowa. Ad-
dress Vas, Bee.
WANTED-Two young men Of neat ap-
p~earance and good address to travel with
crew and take orders; experience not nee
essary; all expenses advanced. c.. e.
James, Hotel Rome.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-23
OFFERED FOR RENT


VERY desirable large room newly furn-
ished; also smaller room; fine location. vi
s. 18th Ave.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23
YOUR HAT
Nay he q styIIsh One, Bat n MAKES
Trouble.

Nay Ne q stylish One, Bst n MAKES
TrOuble.
A man usually buys a hat that's in
style" but the modern hat for men has
lots 20 answer for.
Baldheads are growing more numer-
Gus every day. Hats make excellent
Breeding places for the parasitic germs
which sap the life from the roots OF the
hair.
when your hair begins 90 fan out and
your scalp Is full OF Dandrun u 10
sure sign that these countless germs are
busily az work
There Is but one way 90 overcome the
trouble and XIII the germs-that way u
20 apply NeWbros Herpicide 20 the
scalp-lt will XIII the germs and healthy
hair % sure 20 result
Sold by leading druggists. send ioc. IN
stamps for sample % The Herpieide Co.
Detroit Mich
Two siEes-5O cents and 800.
]. 8. Bedford a Co. Special Agents.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

ne Sun Is in receipt OF reliable in
Aination 10 the effect THAI work on
- Government building 20 be erected
3 MS city will not be delayed IN
y least Hon. Frank Clark lbs
"siyihing well in hand al WashA 4.
= and We will soon have a public
siding which will be a credit 20 the
a.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23
a NEW STORY ABOUT GENERAL
ROBERT e. LEE.

lOcala BannorJ
\ hitherto unpublished story about
Gen. Robert r. lee is given boo The
Manufacturer Record of January a..
in an article entitled Rounding out
OF The Nations Life Through South
em Development On the course OF
which it is said.
At the close Of the civil war sew
cral young men who had served iu
the Southern army So The Mauufac
tur'r Record has been told by on,
who was In the party called on Gen.
Robert +. lee. Ia explanation oft their
visit they said 90 him:
Your name has carried as into
many places where ve did not want
to -o Nov. vo want 90 take your
name with o. where ue are going
and We have come t0 ask for your au-
tosronh ou these photograph
General Lee 20 reply. said.
10 my name has carried you. as
you -ay into places where YOU d'I
not want 20 go. want you 90 De- care
.ul not to carry it into amy riac,
where ] would not want IL % go
Mt.r. ar. you Eriugs"
zone said that De was bound for
Mexico. another that De wes LOOKING
TO the Tar Southwest and the others
20 distant sections. because they felt
that there was no opportunity for
them az home by reason OF the de-
struction caused by the war.
General Lee said 20 them:
AS soldiers you served your
state faithfully; you did your duty.
you risked your lives in the service
Of your country; but your State needs
you today worse than il needed YOU
i'm war. II has hard problems 10 set
tie. It's business interests have been
destroyed. and for these very reasons
70 seems 10 me your State has a right
TO ask you to stand by IL i'm these
days Of trial and TO help TO rebuild
Co. fortunes. Cru-iIer whether YOU
do not owe to your State, under these
conditions, the same devotion to IT,
the same self-sacrifce that you gave
90 &c az the call Of war"
II il had been possible for this
thought Of the great Confederate sol
der 10 have been carried out. and II
the hundreds of thousands of young.
virile men who left this section with
in a few years after the war, and the
two and a half million who have left
IL during the past forty years. had
been able 90 find AZ home scope for
their energy. employment for their tai
ents. whether OF brain or muscle. what
4 mighty difference there would have
been, not only I'm the South. but In
other sections. The South would have
gained the energy OF the people and
the energy Of the children born 20
them. while other sections which have
been enriched by their work would
TO that extent have made less relative
progress than they have made.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

snort cotton has increased in price
az Eve dollars per bale during the
40 two months. Sea Island cotton,
hssyer. has not scored much of an
slsance IN price.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

The little folk will soon discard
their Teddy Bears" and fOndly ca
ress the "BH 'Possums But they
had better be careful how they leave
their new pets within reach Of the
old darkey
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

Perhaps European war scares have
lssn put In cold storage until the ne
essiiy again becomes urgent for rails
ks money to tide over gaping deficits
a aational treasures.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

Tie Sun Is pleased 20 note that s.
boylstOn, Jr., has been promoted
2 Be Assistant General Passenger
Atent OF the Seaboard Air Line.
oody' Boylston, as he Is familiarity
-osn 10 his friends. Is one OF the
-Ai eihcient and clever railroad men
ne South, and his promotion was
ssa merited.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

N4sor Horato Davis ls one of the
municipal ludges Gainesville has
Il. II. laa. His decisions or. character
9 hiTess and imllruaI.tg
j, .'eiy Instance. and persons chars.
'An violating the city ordinances
4 sven every opportunity 90 show
i sue OF the case. Previous good
n-''er goes a long way with Nator
-. - and his iathcrly advice n, cob
- people Who are arraigued before
= calculated 10 do much unre
N. ''f me uplifting OF these people
severe sentences
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

rhs man who is always going to do
"a Who never does amounts TO but
ME m this life. What the world
rsis Is not mere intention, however
30, but action.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

representative Pete" Hepburn and
y committee having reported that
q Gatun dam will hold water, Con
pes win know what 10 do with Sen
~ Hopkins proposition TO raise the
est limit another Sl5O,OO0,OOO.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

ne new Congress will start In on
'''i.ion al least three months 20 the
80 Consructiyely, the House
-'l' and Means Committee g. engag-
upon the especial work OF the
.-''hfst Congress, and when that
~ l. convened for tarin reconstruc-
y viii find the work 90 an ad-
- stage. A three-months' ses-
1'a should suffice.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23
STATE 90 ONO, CRY oF TOLEDO, 49,
LUCAs CoUNTY.

STATE 90 ONO, CRY oF TOLEDO,
LUCAs CoUNTY.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner Of the firm OF
r. ]. Cheney d Co, doing business In
the city OF Toledo. County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF ca
tarrh that cannot be cured By the use
OF Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY,
Sworn 20 before me and subscribed
I'M my presence, this 9Th day OF De
ccmber. A. d. 1856.
A. W. GLEASON,
(sealD Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure o. taken I'm
teruaIy, and acts directly on the blood
aud mucous surfaces OF the system
Send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY 4 CO, Toledo, o
Sold by an druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

70 absorb all that one may acquire
I'm reading and travel and not to i'm
MI any Of that knowledge for the
kaeat Of others is nothing but re-
ned sslishness.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

ludge Anderson. who is to preside
q he rehearing OF the S23,2:9 600
sazdard OH case. refuses to crafty
ahOsity as to whether he computes
ha By the barrel or the trainload.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

-. contest between Senators Hud
ana HUMPHREYS for president Of
STATE Senate is going % be ex-
llngly close.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

uhen the streets surrounding the
&c square are paved with vitrified
- gainesville will be still more at
ncflye 10 visitors.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

No one can dream himself into char
acter: he must hammer and forge IL.
and that means hard workout IL
pays.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23

II. assault aud battery The var
u. -As svom OUT by Crowns wife
ease win be- heard before
carlisle this morning
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-01-23
A. W. GLEASON
Notary Public

Acc Z .ffsl ~.
Ask your doctor 9. 9 -".
not vastly bel-er VIE.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
Queen Caroline's Pastime.

Queen Caroline, wife of King George
Nv. Of England, with whom she was
on the worst possible terms, is de-
scribed in "The Diary Of Lady In
Waiting" written by Lady Charlotte
Bury. The queen seems to have tried
witchcraft on the king. Lady Char
lotte writes on one OCCASION: "After
dinner her royal highness made wax
figure, as usual, and gave it an amia-
BILE addition Of large horns, then took
three pins out Of her garments and
stuck them through and through and
put the figure to roast and melt at the
fire. If it was not too melancholy to
have to do with this, could have
died of laughing. She INDUCES in this
amusement whenever there are no
strangers at the table, and some think
her royal highness really has super
stitlous belief that destroying this ef-
figy of her husband will bring to pass
the destruction Of his royal person.
What silly piece Of spite! Yet it is
impossible not to laugh when one sees
It DONE"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
The Chinese Hoe.

The Chinese farmer stands second to
lone in all the world. This Is all the
more remarkable since he has really so
few implements with which to work
the marvels he produces. His only i'm
plements are the hoe, the pillow and the
harrow. Beyond these the Chinese
farmer never dreams Of desiring any
other. The first Of these tools seems
never to be out of his hands, for 1t is
the one upon which he relies the most
and is his most effective implement. 1t
really takes the place of the spade in
England, though the latter Is never put
to such extensive and general uses as
the hoe The Chinaman can do any
thing with it but make it speak. A
farmer we'll on in years can easily be
recognized amidst a number Of work.
1ngmen by the curve his hands have
taken from holding the hoe in the
many years Of toll in his fields. With
it, If he Is poor man and has no oxen
to plow the ground, he turns up the
soil where he is going to plant his
crops, and with it he deftly and with
a turn Of his wrist levels out the sur
face SO that it Is made ready for the
seed. With broad bladed hoe he dips
to the bottom of stream or of a pond
draws up the soft mud that has gath
cred there and, with dexterous
swing, filings the dripping hoeful on tt
his field nearby to increase its richness
by this new deposit.-London King.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
Fat and Disease,

If the Medical Record is right, man
is pursuing in the matter Of bodily
weight what is bad for him, common
trick, and woman pines for physical
ideal that would mean long life If
achieved, something rare indeed for
women to do. Most men struggle to
be fat Most women diet to be lean.
DR.. Brandreth Symonds draws from a
study Of life insurance weights that
people past the age Of thirty live long
er If below normal weight than they
do If at or above standard. Heart dis
ease is as rare among the underfat as
it Is common with the heavy folk, and
this is true also Of Bright's disease,
apoplexy, paralysis, cerebral conges-
tons and cfrrhosis Of the liver. Only
in pneumonia and tuberculosis do the
underweights carry greater risk. In
all the cases which he examined DR..
Symonds found not single fat man
who reached the age of eighty years,
while forty-four short weights passed
this mark. -.~
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
Only 4 Salute.

zone Of our early lawyers had a
murder case to Defend said a Mon
tana official, land he had a hard case.
When it came time to sum up he asked
permission to take recess for ten
minutes, and during that ten minutes
he went over to the hotel to get an
inspiration. When he came back he
walked out in front of the jury and
said: AS regards to this case, this is
the greatest country on which the sun
ever shone. We are the greatest peo~
pie. We have the greatest destiny.
Why, gentlemen, every time one of the
ships of our glorious navy sails into
the ports of the world with the stars
and stripes flying every ship of that
power and every ship Of every other
power fires salute from great can
non In her honor, and, gentlemen of
the jury, If you listen to what the
scoundrelly opposition of this man has
to say you are about to incarcerate In
prison or hang by the neck my poor,
unfortunate client simply because he
on one occasion fred one small revolver
shot at man who unfortunately died
on that OCCASION Saturday Evening
Post ..Nr>e
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
Waking a Deaf Person.


ITO waken deaf person who wishes
to be called at a certain hour is about
the hardest proposition a hotel clerk
runs up against" said member of
that genial fraternity. ''To ring the
telephone is useless because the man
couldn't hear if you rang until dooms-
day. Knocking, for the same reason, Is
equally futile. Now and then a guest
who has lost his hearing suggests that
he leave his door open all night so we
can walk right in and shake him, but
even though he does appear to be
dead game sport there are so many
chances of somebody else less guileless
than ourselves walking in ahead of US
that we cannot consent to that. So far
the only satisfactory way found for
waking deaf lodger is to tie string
to his wrist, pass the string through
the keyhole and then tug away at 1t
at the appointed time. That method,
however, is rather primitive. It seems
to me that the man who can patent a
harmless artistic device for waking the
deaf is sure of fame and fortune, not to
mention the gratitude of hotel clerks"
New York Sun. ..E .
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
Extract of knowledge.

An article on Determination Humor"
In a periodical called Normal Echoes
contains some good "howlers." They
are none the less interesting for com.
ing from students in training for teach.
ers. A criticism Of William Blake that
"as child he was precoc1ous in po-
etry, but in later years it developed into
dogmatism," is lesson In the art OF
being 1narticulate, while. the remark
that 'the works Of the time were most.
ly satyrs" is quaint, though obvious.
OF course there is boggling over proper
names. There is nothing, indeed, SO
good as the description of Cromwell
as "a man with coarse features and
having large red nose, with deep re-
ngious convictions beneath" or the
case Of the Elapsed man" who, having
by way Of exception attended church,
admitted to the rector's wife that he
had benefited, for he had learned that
Sodom and Gomorrah were two cities,
whereas he had always thought they
were man and wife. = Manchester
Guardian.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
A Three 1 eonsd R;eon

In 1867 Small Eyes, Blackfoot who
had come down from the north and
Joined the Arapahoes and lived with
them, told Black Kettle, a Cheyenne in
George Bents lodge, about having
killed, between the Cimarron and
Beaver creek, tributary Of the north
fork of the Canadian, buffalo bull
which had only one hind leg. Accord
ing to Small Eyes story, it did not ap-
pear that the bull had lost one of it's
hind legs, but rather that it never had
had more than one. The hind leg was
very large, seemed to be In the mid.
die Of the body instead Of at one side
and there was no sign of any missing
leg. It looked as If the two hind legs
which the buffalo ordinarily has had
in some way fused together.
The war party with which Small
Eyes was travelling was passing along
near hollow when the bull came up
out Of 1t, and some of the men ran
ahead, got around it and shot it with
a gun. It was not able to run fast,
but rather hobbled along.-Forest and
Stream.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
The Mullahs Of India,

A mullah, or, as it is more properly
written, mollah, is title given In In
dia and throughout the east generally
to religious leader Of any description.
Thus the sultan Of Turkey is mol
lab, because he is the supreme head Of
the moslem world. And there are hun
dreds Of others. To most Of the more
conspicuous among them we prefix the
adjective mad" This, however, must
not be taken to mean that they are
insane, the word being used rather IN
its oriental significance Of INSPIRED"
The person of the mollah is sacred.
Not even the mighty Habibullah him
self would care to lay sacrilegious
finger on one of these sanity person
ages. If he were to venture such an
unheard Of thing, vengeance would
surely overtake him. For it is the
cardinal principle Of the Ulima-as
the mollahs are collectively termed
that an injury purposely caused to one
Of their number can only be atoned
for by the death Of the individual In
f1icting it.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-14
Tho Editor on carel essne..,

eyes," said the editor as he put his
gum brush into the ink bottle and tried
to- paste Oh clipping with his pen,
yes, the great fault Of newspaper con-
ributors is carelessness.
Indeed" he continued as he drop
ped the copy he had been writing into
the wastebasket and marked ''Edito-
rial'' across the corner of poem emit
tied Gan Ode to DEATH" contributors
are terribly careless.
'You would be surprised" said he
as he clipped out column Of fashion
notes and labeled them Farm" ito
see the slipshod writing that comes
into the editorial sanctum.
"Misspelled, unpunctuated, written
on both sides Of the sheet, illegible, un
grammatical stuff. Contributors are
terribly careless. They are
Just then the Office boy came in with
that dictatorial and autocratic manner
he has and demanded more copy, and
the editor handed him the love letter
he had just written to his sweetheart.
London Globe. +.