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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

Hoarse coughs and stuffy colds,
that may develop into pneumonia
owe" night are quickly cured by Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar and T. soothes
inflamed membranes, heals the lungs,
and expels the cold from the system.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05
e q q BEST TREATMENT
800. FOR CKTARRH

S. S. S. is the best treatment because
purifier
and entirely catarrhal
and riaed impure infected the
dagabe and
ears dropping back into the throat headaches waery eyes difficult
breathing stomach disorders and weakened health
neny relieved until the blood purified Nothing equals for this
the blood and
all supplied qualities
stead Of being tated and named by impurities
on Then the begin and when
purified the blood Catarrh cured and the hea
greatly built Book CaaTrh and medical advice desired e
70 all who write
THI SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA GA.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05
Piles Cured In o to "a DAYS

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed 10
cure any case OF itching. blind bleed.
Ing or protruding Piles in to i
days or money refunded. soc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

To three doctors: was kept in bed for
five weeks. Blood poison from a spid.
er's bite caused large, deep sores ia
cover his leg The doctors failed
then "Bucklin's Arnica Salye com
pletely cured me- writes John Wash
ineton, OF Bosquevlle, Tex. For &c
zema, boils, burns and piles it's su
preme. 25c at Ardmore Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05
The Best OIL.

For the best oil and tse best ser
vice and the lowest price, call phone
bi2. Retail OIL Wagon. l0.1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

Phone C. f. Fraley. lie is prepared
to do that carpenter work on short
notice. Sim
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

c Boone Talaferro's new line of
picture mouldings and mat boards.
2t-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05
ALBATROSS

That's the name OF the best nou'
sold In Ardmore
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

C Boone Taiiaferro about your pic
ture framing. 2l-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

WE CAN DO YOUR GAS FITTING
FRIGHT NOW"
Don't wait until It gets cold again.
Phone 60. Ardmore Supply Co
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05
ALBATROSS

That's the name OF the best noU
sold In Ardmsre.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

Read Ardmoreite want ads.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-05

WE CAN DO YOUR GAS FITTING
FRIGHT Now
Don't wait until IL gets cold again
Phone 60. Ardmore Supply Co
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
STOMACH DISTRESS
VAN|SHES
DYSPEPSIA, GAS. HEARTBURN OR
INDIGESTION ARE RELIEVED
IN FIVE MINUTES.

IL you had sa'ue Diapepsin handy
and would take q little now your stom-
ach distress or indigestion would van
ish in five minutes and yDu would feel
fine
This harmless preparation viii digest
anything you eat and overcome ii sour.
out of order stomach before you real
liz. II.
If Your meals don't tempt you. or
what little you eat seems To fill yoe.
Or lays like a lump Of lead in your
stomach. or II YOU have heartburn.
that IL sign Of indigestion
Ask your pharmacist for a s0-cent
case Of Iapc's Diapepsin and take a
little just az soon AS YOU can. There
will he no sour risings. ~ h.iahiug
of unGigestcd food mixed with acid.
no stomach gas or heartburn. fuiiness
pr heavy feeling In tn. stomach. Sau-
sen. DebiIitating Headaches Dizziness
nr Intestinal gripping This will All O..
and besides there win be no undigested
food 2eft over In the stomach to poison
your breath with nauseous odors
Pare's Diapepsin IL certain cure
for ur t-af-oraer stnmachs. because II
of your food and ligests II Just tho
same as If your stomach wasn't there.
Relief in Eve minutes from all ston.-
ach misery II At any drug store watt
ing for you.
These large se-ssnt cases contain
more than sufficient Ia thoroughly cure
almost any case os Dyspepsia. Inaiges-
tipn or any other stomach disturbance.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
SPLITTING NUISANCE.
Hawking and Splitting Is Caused by
catarrh Germs.

If the local authorities want To stop
the disgusting habit Of snltting mu-
!cous on the sidewalks, they had better
instruct the people us 10 the best
OF killing the eatarrh germs
and curing catarrh.
You can easily tell by reading the
symptoms below whether you have ca
tarrh ar not:
offensive breath. frequent sneezins.
discharge from nose. stoppage III tile
nose, huSkineSs If the Voice. tickling
i'm throat. droppings in throat. cough
pain in chest. lass at strength. variable
appetite. snasms of coughing. low
spirits AT times. raising of mucous
difficulty I'm breathing. loss of vital
force
George Gfefshelmer has sensible
remedy tmoney back ii ii failsl Tor ca
tarrh, called Hyo8. ii. which is Il xanar-
ized air So antisrist3c that when it Is
breathed over the Unframed and germ
infested membrane. il Kills al germ
life and cures sataffh
The price. including hard rubber in
aaler, is only st"a. and money back
ii il ioe>n't & r., Extra bottles. 50
cents
4 have tried almost every eatarrh
cure nn the market without benefit
Have h~cu using Hvemei for one week
and feal like "a ueN man already
Nm y Sa0sfe. Newark. ohio. June =
1868
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
Or. WILLARD TALKS
ON QUARANTINE LAW

! Editor Of The Missonlian:
Yesterday mornings Missonlian. Tn
! der the head ri Smallpox Epidemic
Threatened.* gives am interview from
on" of Aissoula's physicians and CON
tAins the following. The recent state
laW dntng away With the smallpox
quarantine and allowing anybody fr.e
access Ia ar exit frum the sick room
has mad, affairs unusually critical" 1t
Is also quoted that the recent state
laW i'll regard LA the disease has made
the vigilance of the people dnuhly
necessary 1t is nuw possible for
person Ia enter AZ leave the bedside of
smallpox patient freely and without
the slightest restriction" As matter.
II fact there is ne such state law and
| imagine there would be- considerable.
trouble experienced In getting any such
rank piece of criminal legislation
through a Montana legislature. This
condition which j. credited to our last
legislature IL simply the work of Mon
t1nI's state board ri health. it having
last sf-mner passed a resolution that
after January / u~Nt quarantine for
smallpox would not thereafter be en-
forced. a Ia3ics. it Ras be remarked.
which is mt followed by any civilized
country of the world today
Regardless of What we may or may
not believe about ths efficacy Of ssc-
cSnnatIan. il Is nothing more nor less
than criminal la allow smallpox pa
tients tp run at large. for there are
good reasons " Airh i'll readily be- ui-
mtttvd b. In. Hnst radical raeein-
att"0tst Why sauna persons in certain
conditions al health shoasa hot be vac
Grated II il just a. Negligent of the
pahits-s welfare la sE,W a person in
tecHet with smallpox ta he ut large
49, 1t Is IL allow the unrestricted free
dam at "A dangerous II uniac.
II Is suggested that. the affair naH
lies with the public srai THAT nan "the
Nistia1csr II the people is doubiy neces-
@str$-" The mast efficient way iii which
: the public csu au~ right thu injustice
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
BREACH OF CONTRACT
IS ALLEGED
TROUBLE OVER LOTS IN Or
CHARD HOMES is TAKEN TO
DISTRICT COURT.

= -ssait was fiied Yesterday IN the
ax-saef easfrt BY William Garrahan,
w44,s seeKs the sum ~ $1,000 from Sam
ual .Dinsmpre. for breach Of contract,
The complaint alleges that on June
L. 1906. the former entered into Il
contract with Dinsmore by which the
latter wis to sell tn Garrahan lots
aaislE10 in Dinsmore's Orchard Homes
M. q The stipulated price vas $500
Of which 500 was rafa down by Gar
rahan. He dreA - notes payable
from one t. % months from date in
payment nf the balance. The com
plant recitss that the plaintiff took
possession If the property and plant
"a fruit trees. grains and vegetables
and built fences and otnsr improve
meTatS. all Of which enhanced the
property in value more than 81 o9a.
Some time later the defendant, while
the plaintiff was away from The prop
erty, sold il to a third man and re-
fused To allow the plaintiff to pay
any Of the notes The plaintiff al
leges that he MAS damaged in the
sum Of 5000. for which lie asks indg-
msnt.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

which is about to be nsepstratea upon
ii. and he Sigilant If its health, Is to
make such strong protest and bring
such pressure Ia hear on the state
board nf health that they will annul
their rotten caict that those diseased
with smallpox may mingle with nm
restricted freedom aud impnnity with
the public and thus he given every OPP
portunity which can he given them to
spread the disease. 1t indeed lies with
the people now tn make this hoard UNI
Gerstand that their function as servant
of the people is the conservation of
health and not the spreading nj disease.
ASA WILLARD.
Missnuia. November -. 1909.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
DINING CAR SERVICE
IS IMPROVED
NORTHERN PACIFIC TO FURNISH
FRESH SPRING WATER TO
ITS PATRONS.

During the past few months the
Northern Pacific has taken steps to-
wards improving it, dining car Serv-
ice. which have placed il in the first
rank. SO far as eating In concerned.
Some time ago the road purchased one
of the biggest chicken ranches In
Washington This farm has been i'm
proved and developed until now ii lis
one uf the best Of its kind in the
country. Everything il modern and
up~to~date The chickens are conn
fortabfy housed, are fed on the best
food and are cared for i'm way which
has given them a name all oyer the
state All of the birds are If the
choicest breeds From this big farm
the Northern Pacific supplies all Of its
dining cars with eggs and chickens.
The supplies are carefully shipped t.
the various stocking points and arr
supplied To the cars absolutely fresh.
Now comes the report that the rail-
road has contracted for the entire
supply ri water from IL famous group
Of fresh water springs near Detroit
Mich, from which it viii supply all
Of its diners. ono If the most oh
jeetionable phases of dining car eat
ing In the past has been the frequent
change in drinking water. Every III
vision point supplies the cars with Ma
ter for the trip over. the division. I'm
consequence the traveller has IT,
change drinking water once or twice
II day.
Now every car will be supplied with
this spring water. The water IL care
fully filtered and stcrilized at the
spring and Is then sent ont In sealed
bottles over the road. A special re.
frigeratpr car, set aside for the pur-
pose, makes il trip over the road ev~
cry 10 days and supplies the differ
ent distributing points.
In addition To this the road operates
its own bakeries and supplies its pat
rnns with fresh bread and pastry ev-
cry day. 1t runs its own cream
cry. from which II special brand
of unsaited butter il produced. in the
! Yakima valley and supplies most Of
the vegetables used on the ears
With all of these attractions the
Northern Pacific Ia able to make am
/ unusually strong bid for patronage
and its cars should soon enjoy rep
utatiun for service which will br be-
yond comparison.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
POLICE OF SPOKANE
ARREST M|SSOULA LAD

Deputy Sheriff Charles Farrell,
armed with n warrant charging in
corrig!hility. left on No yesterday
for Spokane, where he will get Earl
Rurdettr. a local hoy who left his
home on Monday. The lad is but III
years of age and became dissatisfied
with home life. When his disappear
ance Was reported tn the officers.
word was sent to the officials i'm sur
rounding cities, with the result that he
WAS picked UP in Spokane. where he
Is being held to await the arrival of
the MtSSouia deputy. The boy viii
probably he compelled To face Il trial
in court.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
PEARY MEETS wE.lMAN.

Washington. Noy. aa.-C0mmander
Robert Il. Peary and Walter wellman.
the Arctic explorers. met here tonight
for the first time since both of them
hesan their last attempts 10 reach the
pole. The occasion was rendered tn
Commander Peary by the National
Press club Of Washington. MIR. Well
man. after expressing his pleasure in
meeting Peary. declared Il am glad To
greet YOU, the only man who reached
the north pole"
Commander peary expressed his
qualification ut this evidence of eonfi-
dence. He made brief address. but
made no reference Ia DIR. Cook
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
Forced Into Exile,

VIM. Tpchurch Of Glen Oak. Okla.
Vas. an exile from home. Mountain
air. he thought, Would cure fright
tul lung racking cough that had de-
fled all remedies for two years After
ia months he returned, death logging
Ills steps. Then | began to use DIR.
Kings New Discovery" he writes.
and after taking six bottles | am as
yell rs ever" IT saves thousands
yearly from desperate lung diseases.
IaIaiilble for Coughs and Colds. 1t dis
tsls Hoarseness and. Sore Throat
cures Grip. Bronchitis. Hemorrhages.
Asthma. Group. Whooping Cough. soc
aHf I,eo. trial bottle free. guaranteed
rs Nissonla Drug Co,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
NOTED LECTURER Will
APPEAR IN M|SSOUlA

There mr.. perhaps many people who
haye not heard of Frank Dixon, the
noted lecturer who Is IL be the fifth
number Of the university lecture
course, but Their. are few Of them who
Will not appreciate the man after he
has concluded his address. Mr. Dixon
win have as the subject of his address
The Square Deal" II topic which
furnishes the best material for talk
such as Will interest local theater~
gocrs. He will appear mt the Harnois
theater on tn. evening of November
Of
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

lie results produced by IA Robinson
Thermal" bath inside Of 80 minutes
are almost beyond belief Physicians
everywhere are changing from drugs
10 the thermal baths in the treatment
N many diseases.
Ii has been found. for instance. In
he case Of rheumatism. that uric acid
Ia the blood can he extracted from the
ssstem completely in ii few days time.
Eczema ean be thoroughly cured
within ii Week
After one OF two thermal baths.
nervous wrecks find the change to
strength and vigar hard ta realize.
Similar results are obtained III eases
81 kidney trouble, neuralgia, pinples.
sIl skin Diseases. throat and lung trou
lie. Insomnia. constipation, lamhaso
aed bad colds,
1t is now possible for any man tr
roman tn hase Robinson rhsrman
baths n f2an4e with hardly any trouble
ri al ard at "A cost of only "a fey
sents.
Whatever your disease or ailment
T.. q Robinson Thermal bath cabinet,
#na sau will net onty cure yourself
s*#ea y but realize as you never did
d Eare saat real vieor and health are
I'he Robinson Thermal bath cabinets
IRE On exhibition and for sal. In Mis-
sntzta At tic sfissaula Drug In
60 AMI examine them Ask the
..talsr a.s5 far The hook Of the century
The Philosophy Of Health aud
Beauty" price S.. bur given away free
fsr q limited time, II you cannot 60
aad see these wonderful cabinets send
a n
son Mfg. Co.. Suite Il. Snowflake
Esdg.. Toledo. Ohio. for fail illus
IrateI information, free.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
LADIES OF MACCADftS
GIVE POPULAR DANCE

The ladies of the Maecahees were
host@sSes Monday night ut a masuner-
ada ball given in the Elite hall. A
couple af hundred guests were present.
all Of them in handsome costume. ard
half dozen men and the same mum
her If ladies were given prizes for
the best sustained characters That
the guests enjoyed themselves is prov
on by the iateness OF the hour a,
which they Went To their homes.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
COUPLE OF THIEVES
RECEIVE SENTENCES

Justice Of the Peace Small yester-
day sentenced Il. Serl. convicted last
Saturday If petty larceny for stealing
hat and other clothing from the
Windsor hotel. to serve 60 days in
the county jail. E.sSimons. for a like
offense, was arraigned and pleaded
guilty and received the same punish
ment. The latter was charged with
stealing coat from AN outfit car in
the Northern Pacific yards.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
LOCAL SOCIETY
As-You Like 1t.

The As YOU Like II club met yester-
day afternoon ut the rectory, with
Mrs. lennie- Smith. Two exceedingly
interesting papers were read. one by
Mrs. Tyler Worden, darwing sharply
defined comparison of the qualities
and characters OF two historical men,
Ainhonso the Learned and Alfred the
Great: the other. by Mrs Tyiar
Thompson. had tn do with the roman
tic and picturesque figures Of the
"Rnccan.er" and contained much Of
enjoyment and entertainment for all.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
NOTED EVANGELIST
FILLS LOCAL PULPIT

Rev. T.. II. Hermlston. the Chapel
Car evangelist" occupied the pulpit
1T the Baptist church last evening
Mr.. Hermistnn, who but few days
NJ" arrived IN the city In the chanel
ear Emmanuel" was I'm charge of
the services and delivered an inspiring
and helpful address. lie viii continue
In his services until Thursday even
ing. which will he the last time he will
b. seen i'll local pulpit.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

Recently the san Francisco Labor
council appointed special committee
Ii inquire into the technical schools
and report as Ia their effect upon the
NarieuS trades which are taught.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

Group Is most prevalent during the
dry, cold weather of the early winter
months. Parents OF young children
should be prepared for it. All that IL
needed Is a bottle of chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. Many mothers are
never without II In their homes. and
ii has never disappointed them. Sold
by all dealers.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
Directions for Collie in Horses

Contents Of small bottle painkiiier
tFerry navis1 in quart bottle. add pint
warm or cold water. svsaFen with
mnl2Sses. shake well until all mixed
Give about half at once, then balance
in fifteen minutes. if first does is not
sufficient This will he found Il never
failing remedy. aae far = large bottle
Assa i'm -ae and soc sizes
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
REFUSE LIQUOR LICENSE.

iected the application Of \. l.. Stacy
for saloon license III ST. Regis. has-
ing their refusal ON the fact that there
are already l. saloons In the town.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

During the past five years the num-
her Of men employed i'm the boot trade
In Victoria has decreased from 2.13s
II e.ais. Will. the number Of boys has
increased from | 1s5 IL I,35I.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24
o. D. o. Club.

The q. u. q. club met with Mrs.
Toohey Nesterd ny afternoon ut her
home on North Third street. Whist
was played during the afternoon.
handsome prizes being awarded Mrs
j. owens MAS the guest nj honor.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

Mrs. l., r Bonner will entertain this
eongenial club this afternoon at her
home on Gerald avenue.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-11-24

Received another shipment of
coats. These are J4 inches
long AMI are shown in the
latest models. Prices range
from S15 to SO. i T.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31

l21S DELAFIELD PLACF NW-COOL.
pleasant room in Saul's Addition; new
house; hot-water heat; all conveniences
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31

CHAS S. MUIR e CO.,
245 1903 n. Y. ave.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31
HERALD BRANCH OFFICES:
WOODWARD & iLoTHRoP. InfOrmati

NORTHWEST.
WOODWARD & LOTHROP, Information
Bureau.
GOLDENBERG'S Information Bureau
HECHT & CO., Cashiers Office.
PALAIS ROYAL, Information Bureau
s. KANN. SONS 81 CO.. Information Bu-
T. a. WILLBoURN. i2l4 Wisconsin ave.
MODERN PHARMACY. 7th and K SITS.
CARPENTER & DUNLOP. 14th and Cir
NICHOLS PHARMACY. 18th and Pa
BUTLER & FIELD. Sd and Indiana ave
CONCORD PHARMACY, J. 4. Woodford.
Prop, 1916 New Hampshire ave. NV.
CHARLES c. HORNUNG. Christian
Pharmacy, S. ". cor 9TH and M sts- NV.
s. M. WAGNER, LIST and II SITS, NV
SIMPSONS PHARMACY. corner 7th St
and II. /. ave. and II st. NV
JOHNSTON'S PHARMACY. 12H N. J.
f. P. WELLER's PHARMACY, 1884 NJ.
ATKINSON'S PHARMACY, llth and g.
ASTORIA PHARMACY, 8d and G SITS: NV.
KENESAW PHARMACY, Mount Pleas
ant and Irving SITS. NV.
McNULTY'S CIGAR STORE. 1896 18th.
TAYLOE'S PHARMACY, 9th and p sts.
DAVIS PHARMACY, 9Th and 5 SITS. NV.
PROCTOR'S PHARMACY 1918 18th ct.
T. L. LEATHERWOOD. 1916 l4th St NV.
STOTT q SNYDER, 18th and G SITS. NV.
NEW YORK AVENUE PHARMACY,
corner y: Y, ave; and n Cap ST, nv
DAY & cos PHARMACY. 5th ana q.
YARNOLD'S PHARMACY, S4Ol 18th 81.
KINGS DRUG STORE. Vermont ave.
and ] 50. NV.
NORTHEAST
JOHN r. BUTLER. 401 Stanton place ne.
9. /. KRAUSE, 9Th and X sts. ne.
d. ID. COURTNEY. 715 North Capitol 81.
McCHESNEY & JOACHIM. I'd aud Il.
McCHESNEY & JOACHIM, Sth and F.
&. J. GEIGER'S PHARMACY, corner 6th
and r SITS. re
CHARLES J. FUHRAIANN'S PHAR-
MACY, Sth and r. Capitol SITS. ne.
BLUMER'S PHARMACY, n. Capitoi anu
r SITS. ne.
SOUTHWEST.
V. HUGO EISENBEISS. 7th and p SITS
MILBURN'S PHARMACY, 9TH and II SITS.
SOUTHEAST.
, ROACH DRUG CO. Sth and G SITS. sc.
y. p. WELLER. Sth and / SITS sc.
GUY NJ. NEELY 1ith and c SITS. Sc.
BRoOKLAND.
CHARLES G. LENNON. 18th and New
ton SITS.
ANACOSTIA
G. 3. BURY'S PHARMACY. cor. Monroe
anc Jefferson SITS.
ALEXANDRIA.
WILLIAM P. TAYLOR. 616 King st.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31

From the Weekly Telegraph.
Mrs. Bilkins-Do you think It Is worth
while for my daughter 10 go on taking
singing lessons? She has been at it for
FIVE years an cannot sing yet.
Prof. Won Note-Dit you expect her to
learn TO zing? She viii nefser zing IN yea
vide world
Then why didn't you say so long ago7"
Il thought you merely wanted 20
strengthen her lungs
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31

Exchange.
rs there a stone quarry being worked
IN the vlcinity?" inquired tho traveller. as
he stood waiting 10 board hts train at the
country station. II thought I heard loud
reports. like the explosion OF dynamite in
the blasting OF rocks"
NO" rejoined the porter. with a chuc-
kle; those noises come from that little
structure of the ticket Office over there.
It's the luggage-rOOm.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31
FOR RENT-RooMs.
One Cent Word Each Insertions.
FURNISHED.

a7 18TH ST.-NICELY FURNISHED
rooms. centrally located. 245
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31
Ernne-atinr Eve.

From Punch.
Young lady (to Tommy who has just
announced that ne is engaged TO a lady
aged tweve)-Why, I thought you always
promised 70 marry me-
Tommy-Yes, yes. I know 1 did. I
blame myself entirely.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31
NONMEDICAL HEALING.

] have a POSITIVE and ESTABLISHED
CURE for LOCOMOTOR ATAXIA,
PARALYSIS. RHEUMATISM, BRIGHTS
DISEASE, and the DESPERATE. IN
CURABLE MADADIES that AFFLICT
MANKIND, and desire building suitable
for sanatorium and capital to install
same. Address or call f0r particulars.
PROF *. N. d. PARKER. 1922 9Th st.
nws Washington. D. c. Phone M 4112
Hours 10 to s. CONSULTATION FREE.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-31
The Cheerful Idiot.


Miss Kostiaue-Do you know when
sec you looking so happy It reminds me OF
what a great poet once said.
! Cholly Saphead-Indeed! Pway. what
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Miss K.-Where ignorance Is bliss.