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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Rear ADMIRAL Schlay ipshss thst nr
COOK rs an visht and demands thst
pcsry submit his proofs "a che 90
Ncrh9rcn society. The old admiral
was IN S srrlmmsec OF his own once
and stul hes his fShtlpS clothes on
q Hdds 81 litNc rcvr',y 70 the situstiou
% have this hrusCNo cld sAs dos
stand fog coon. even after Re rs down
--arG out.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

The man who IN true To himself
reeant worry abou, the rest
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

The rev gear beeRohs IA ,o better
aeeda.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31
ATcAIsoN CLOSE SIGHTS.

No one can avoid giving at least
one-third Of his time to hores.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Many & woman who is gentle with
other people, is rough with her hus
band.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

tsSSrrner narse, OF North NSSc,s
n sssa To have = rrssseentssl Neo eu''
wing m kss hat s'se soNerihcs e'>''rr
t.Ssp rms lsd on rrrtc ehcse the rcSs
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

When & man whistles, he seldom
whistles tune; he just makes
noise.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Honesty pays IN The end bat you
snnst be n, the tleht end.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

This prosperity yOu hear so much
about, no one viii hand you your
share OF X in cash,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

The woman who is suspicious of al
other women is apt 20 he suspected.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

There are times, Denmark thinks,
when one Cook Is too many.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Every man has lot of rules he
wants other people 10 obey.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

few mcnths m The por bee viii get
badly frost bitten
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Ransas Cl,y's Ave million aoiInr IN.
sen h,atlnh N realty underway
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31
Home Course
In Live Stock
Farming
K.-Care and Feed OF the
Dairy Cow.
BY C. ". GREGORY,

Author OF Home Course In Modern
Agriculture" Waking Money on
the Farm" Etc.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

The only WHY 10 amuse some people
Is 20 slip and fan on an icy pavement,
ar q banana peel.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

The tragedy of Christmas lies in
the fact that it comes in December,
when the days are short. Why not
have Christmas in June, when it could
be pVolongedo
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Women always were geutler Jhau
men They say. 20. heavens while
men say iusi she reverse.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

We never rode IN sleigh in our
life ghat our ears and feet were nor
cnld. ana we were nor willing 10 quit
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

This is ideal sleighing weather. It's
slippery enough for the runners and
warm enough to so slow and use your
arms for all the purposes they're in
tended to be used for while you're
sleighing,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Work does moi kiii, but worry does
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Every business place has its partie-
ular horeS II certain men could know
how they are regarded a. certain
places they would die OF shame. They
are regarded a. ho-sss and talked abou1
IN very brutal manner. Are you ado
ina 20 the burdens az anyone Tnsni
n the name az pity. quiz e.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

It SHOWS now az easily as II rained
last summer.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

When doctor assists In an opera
ton, Ne is rs particular 70 have Il
mentioned as woman who assists az
rp,eptinn.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

aee stamps" There was one person
who after that never questioned Mr..
Glldef's sense ~ hunor.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Yesterday we saw AT. -OlG married
woman cossiing, and she tucked her
skirts around her legs as carefully as
girl OF eighteen would have done.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Was II a merry one with you? Or,
more to the point, perhaps, did you
help make it a merry one for some,
body else?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

why doesn't Peary 40 out and fine
Coolt7
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Now you may begin Matching up
your annual batch of 3, +. They take
effect next Saturday.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Copyright. 1909. by American Press
Association.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

What's the use trying to keep the
Sidewalks cleaned off? They're al,
ways covered with snow again in the
morning.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Maybe Mr., Smith, who is building an
airship in Norfolk, might be able to
use the old sugar factory buildings.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

Rgety Friday ~ mall per yent, 3 30
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31
AROUND TOWN.
DO you feel like the morning after

DO YOU feel like the morning after
why doesn't peary 40 out and fine
Cook?
II SHOWS now az easily as Il rainet
lHst summer
What's become of the boy who uset
TO coast down Dexter's hillg nv
There are times, Denmark thinks
when one Cook is too many.
Now YOU may begin Matching VI
your annual batch of 3. +. They talk,
effect next Saturday,
Maybe Mr., Smith, who Is building M
airship in Norfolk might be able &c
use the old sugar factory buildings,
--4------.----A :. 10y ssSE
The public's uncertainty Regarding
the Whereabouts ofspr. Cook Is only
exceeded by the 'psbIio's indiffemnce
II YOU have any money left, now's
the time to buy next years Christmas
presents at bargain rates. Shop early
How would you like to have been
long on Rock Island just about five
minutes after the market opened Mon
day?
What's the use trying to keep the
sidewalks cleaned off? They're al.
ways covered with snow again in the
morning.
Was il merry one with you? Or,
more to the point, perhaps, did you
help make it a merry one for some,
body else?
The tragedy of Christmas lies in
the fact that it comes in December,
when the days are short, Why not
have Christmas in June, when it could
be prolonged?
This is ideal sleighine weather. It's
slippery enough for the runners and
warm enough to so slow and use your
arms for all the purposes they're in
tended to be used for while you're
sleighing.
Not the least of Peary's fortune will
be derived from Recommendations is
sued by him for various articles used
on his trip. A current magazine con-
tains eighteen full page advertise
ments of things that Peary recon-
mends. such as watch. a rife, safety
razor, etc, Each one has letter from
Peary, None OF them mention cook
ATcHISoN CLOSE SIGHTS.
No one can avoid giving at least
one-third Of his time to hores.
Every man has lot of rules he
wants other people TO obey,
The woman who is suspicious of al
other women is apt 10 he suspected.
Many woman who is gentle with
other people, is rough with her nus
hand
When man whistles, he seldom
whistles a tune; he just makes &
noise.
This prosperity you hear so much
share OF IL in cash.
The only WHY 10 amuse some people
Is 20 slip and fan on an icy pavement,
ar q banana peel.
Women always were geu,ler yhan
men They say. 20, heavens, while
men say JUS she reverse.
We never rode H. 3 sleigh in our
life shat our ears and feeJ were NOT
cnld. ana we ware no, willing 10 quit
When q doctor assists IN an opera
ton, ne Is rs particular 10 have Il
mentioned rs woman who assists AZ
reception.
Yesterday we saw at. -Olo married
woman cnasfing and she tucked her
skirts around her legs as carefully as
giTl of eighteen would have done.
Every business place has It's partie-
uIar hures. II certain man could know
how they are regarded a. certain
places they would die OF shame, They
are regarded ss ho,es and talked about
In very brutal manner. ARE ynu ado
ing 20 the burdens Of anyone Then,
n the name az pity, quit e.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

How would you like to have beer
long on Rock Island just about fiv,
minutes after the market opened Mon
day?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

The publics uncertainty Regarding
the Whereabouts of,.pr. Cook Is only
exceeded by the 'fSblioNs Indifference,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1909-12-31

If YOU have any money left, now
the time to buy next years Christmas
presents at bargain rates. Shop early
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
ESCAPE STRAW-HAT KILLER?
SHOW OF HANDS DISCLOSES
FEW EXAMPLES.
DR.. Harvey w. Wiley a Conspicuous
Exception-But There Were
Other Thoughtless Ones.

Up the streets come the hatters mad,
Gazing at summer lids, 90 sad;
Derby and SLOUGH hats left and right,
And here a straw hat meets their sight.
Haiti The hat trade ranks stand still;
Fire they need, for the day is chilli
It skaters the showcase and marked-down tags,
And cuts up the hats with awful 1ags.
A halter leans from his old hat store
And into the street emts this roar:
'Shoot If you must this old straw lid;
IT'S shooting day, and it's time it's did,
All those who wore straw hats today
and escaped the Straw Hat Killer, please
hold up their hands. Thought so-there
ara not many.
DR.. Harvey W. Wiley, chief Of the
bureau Of chemistry. step forward and
receive the prize. DR.. Wiley went on
his pursuit Of pure food this morning of
all mornings, when straw hats are strict
ly taboo. clad in the jauntiest Of summer
crash suits and a tradition-defying real
Panama hat. Here Is his photograph,
taken this morning. He was good enough
to stop dealing out death and destruction
to adulterers Of food and step outside,
hat and all, and have his picture taken.
as q mighty good evidence that he is not
afraid Of the Straw Hat Killer.
Yesterday was positively the last straw
hat day. The Straw Hat Killer said so.
and today he grabbed his club and start
ed to smash hats. Did he succeed
Well. rather. The sale OF derbies and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
felt hats made today after the Killer
had started work was enormous
Go Needless to Their Fate.

Despite the warning issued yesterday
thousands Of thoughtless men kissed their
wives good-by this morning, stuffed a
last Eaouthful Of hot mullins in their
faces and grabbed the fateful summer
lid only to rush straight into the arms
of the Killer. Waving q red rag at a
bull is a summer breeze compared to
this piece Of straw-hat folly. for the
rage of the Killer is not eQualed even by
the rage Of an arctic explorer when
told that he merely thought he was at
the POLE
The Straw Hat Killer works with a bed
slat. He murders hats-tearing them
from their anchorage and casting them
lifeless wrecks upon the sidewalk. where
they look for all the world like dish OF
breakfast food before the cream and
sugar Is poured upon 1t. A Panama hat
after September II Is the most terrific
insult a man can offer to the Killer. Many
of them are now being digested by goats,
as after the Killer got through all that
was left for them was to be carted with
out ceremony to the dump near the navy
yard.
The probabilities are that the dump
will assume enormous proportions before
nigf,tfan as the Killer is still at work,
and he is going to visit every nook
and corner OF this city before he
lets I'D and 1t Is safe to say that even
DR.. Wiley will start wearing an accepta-
BILE lid before long.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
TRANSFER OF BUSINESS.
w. F. Frederick Music Company
Buys Out Knabe & Co.

The w. F. Frederick Music Com
pany has bought the Washington busi-
ness of VIM. Knabe & Co.. located for
many years at 121S-122O F street north
west. The stock now on hand in the
Knabe building will be sold. it is said.
at a fraction of its worth. The sale will
commence Thursday morning at 8
o'clock.
Knabe grands and uprights valued at
from $500 to $1,000 each are among the
instruments on hand. and they will be
sacrificed in order to clear the stock.
Pianos by Haines Bros. Chickering. Arm
strong. Hardman. Weber, Fischer. Stein
way, Kranich & Bach. Mason & Ham,
lin, Price & Teeple. Stieff. Vose. Miller,
Brewster and ]. B. Cook are represented
in the Knabe stock. Uprights are placed
at $50 and upward, and terms Of pay
ment will be made easy to purchasers.
The building itself has been rented and
possession must be given. and the entire
stock must be disposed of quickly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
AGED WOMAN COMMITTED.
Goes to Workhouse Twenty Days
for Attempted Bribery.

Frances Payne. an elderly colored
woman. living near the Benning track,
was committed to the workhouse for
sixty days in default Of q $40 fine yes
terday afternoon. Her son, Edward
CLANCY, had been arrested and charged
with drawing q razor during row near
Benning last week. Policeman Brown
and two other witnesses said the woman
offered the complainant brides to keep
away from the courtroom. and then
threatened him with bodily harm If he
should appear at the trial.
Frances denied Offering brides or maxi
ing threats, but admitted begging the
complainant not to press the charge
tons as an insult to the procedure of
justice. and an tmpertinent interference
with the work of his court in particular.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
MACKMEN TO PLAY
IN THE FAR WEST

CINCINNATI. September 15.-Frank
Bancroft, business manager OF the C1n-
cinnati National team. received letter
last night from President O'Neill Of tho
Western League. saying he was arrang-
ing a schedule OF post-season games b.
tween the Philadelphia Athletics team
and an all-star aggregation to play IN the
far west and on the Pacific coast.
II the Philadelphia Athletics should
win the championship. this post-season
schedule will be delayed until the world
series Is finished. Otherwise the post
season series will start Immediately 1t
the close Of the season. -,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
Another Landowner Objects.

Miss Anne c. Snyder. owner Of premises
141O Pennsylvania avenue northwest, to-
day fled an exception to the award of the
commission appointed to value the land
south Of Pennsylvania avenue between
14th and 18th streets. Miss Snyder says
the $32.69O.62 awarded her Is inadequate
and shows the court that the amount in
vested at per cent will not yield an in
come equal to the net rental Of her prop
erty.
Attorney James H. Taylor represents
her.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
Sues for $4,000.

Alleging that while she was on the platA,
form preparing to alight from a car Jane
uary II last the vehicle was SUDDENLY
started and she was throgn to the xround. !
Mary ]. Harris today filed suit axaineS
the Capital Traction Company 70 recove9
$4,000 damages. She says she was dra3,3
ged twenty feet and seriously injured. X1>i
torney William w. Bride represents -
plaintiff.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

given out yesterday. shows that only two
games will be played away from home.
The other five contests are to be held on
Marshall Field. Chicago will go to Min
neapolis to play the University Of Min
nesota October 30 and to ithaca to play
Cornell November Ii. The home games
are with Purdue October 2: with Indiana
October o: with Illinois October 10: with
Northwestern November 6. and with Wis.
consin November 20.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
Sues for Divorce.

Suit for absolute divorce was filed today
by Richard Spittles against Virginia s.
Spittles. Infldelity is alleged. and a CORE
spondent named. Attorney NJ, T. CIink.
scales represents the husband.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
AUTOMOBILE GOSSIP.

The man with the "tinkeritis'' habit
is. as a rule, unnecessarily deprived of
a great deal Of his cars service.
Under the auspices of the Tidewater
Automobile Association. lis little orphan
children Of Norfolk. Va, were given an
outing recently Twenty cars were
donated for the occasion.
There are now about 5000 automobiles
in Spain. There is only one motor car
manufacturing concern and. according to
consular reports. the field Is ripe for
American competition.
A French speedometer has been placed
on the market which not only indicates
the speed and hour on clock dials. but
which records the speed, time and dis
lance Travelled on narrow strip OF
paper.
An automobile club has been organized
at Abilene. Kan.., and all the towns Of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

James Ross. son OF Patrolman A. C.
Ross of Fairmont, w. Va, and Miss
Millie Dent, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
William Dent of Fairmont, eloped to Oak
land. Nd, where they were married.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

An accident to a boy led to the for
nation of a motor club In East st. Louis,
Ill The traffic rules had been SO lax
ad children so foolhardy on the street
mat the autoists banded together to Sc
cure protective action from the local
council
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

The Columbus Ohio Chamber of Com
merce is making every effort TO secure
the convention of the American Road
makers Association in connection with
the annual gathering Of the Ohio Good
Roads Federation. October q to ..
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

Chicago Varsity Foot Ball Dates.
CHICAGO. September 1.-THE schedule
Of foot ball games to be played this sea-
son by the University Of Chicago. as
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

The second annual endurance run Of
the New York Automobile Trade Assoc
citation around Long Island will be held
september 70. q and D. The first night
stop will be made at Shelter Island fhe
cars being parked at Greenport, and the
second at Good Ground or Southampton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

the county Will be canvassed for MEM
bers. Inasmuch as good roads will he
the object of the body, farmers will he
asked to join. w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

AdA @SSAASo Al M S4AA6s
Despite the increases in the amount of
work accomplished along practically all
the lines Of activity of the department,
Supt. Wood declares that by economy and
by reorganization Of the department a
saving of $41,776n has been accom-
plished. This has been spent in increas-
ing the work Of making Washington
clean.
Some of the extraordinary work done
by the street cleaning department during
the year, never before attempted, Is out
lined in the report. as follows:
"The work Of numbering woodsheds; the
work of securing clean alley lines and
posting every alley; the abatement of the
waste paper nuisance, done at saving
to the government Of about $4,000 per
annum; the work of the alley cleaning
brigade, done without expense to the gov
eminent.
Included in his list are also:
THE work Of cleaning filthy cellars.
done without expense to the government:
the work of removing manure from
private and public stables, done without
expense to the government; the collec-
ton Of live cats and dogs, done without
expense to the government: the cleaning
of filthy backyards. done without expense
to the government; the cleaning of street
railway tracks. done at slight expense;
the removal Of filth from vacant lots, done
without expense to the government; the
removal of cut grass from lawns, which
is done without expense to the govern
ment. and the sodding Of yards, lawns
and tree-box spaces. which is done with
out expense to the government"
Work Of Alley Cleaners.
The alley cleaning brigade which took
up the task Of putting the alleys Of the
National Capital in ship shape worked
for sixty-three days, the report says
cleaned 1922 city squares. 1854 vacant
lots and s5S private alleys. and removed
from them $3.50 cubic yards OF refuse.
Through the registration of trash wag-
ons and the operation of bureau In the
department which promptly supplied
wagons to persons who had trash to be
removed from their woodsheds and cell
lars, the report says q 200 cellars, wood
sheds and backyardS have been cleaned
and 42,O43 cubic yards of filth removed
to the public dumps. The cost was paid
by the private owners, the street cleaning
department simply furnishing an easy
way for residents to get wagons for the
hauling away Of the debris.
In reviewing the work accomplished by
the department in the last fiscal year,
Superintendent Wood says that there was
| an increase over the previous year Of
| IL ,O21, 1877 square yards in the area of
streets cleaned by hand: an increase OF
1868. 76S square yards in the area Of
| streets cleaned by machines; an increase
of 1,O2S. 444 square yards in the area Of
unimproVed streets cleaned, with a de-
crease in the cost of $75O54; an increase
of 3.E1 800 square yards Of alley sur
S1.5Ol.76; an Increase of 100 tons in the
amount Of garbage collected and a de-
crease Of /, 1873 in the number Of dead ami
mails collected.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

1t pays to read the want columns Of
The Star. Hundreds Of situations are filled
through them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15

An automobile club has been organized
At Abilene, Kan.. and all the towns Of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-15
New Officials Needed.


Among new officials which Supt. Wood
thinks should be added to his force are
an alley-cleaning inspector to take the
place of foreman of the public dumps;
an additional inspector Of machine sweep
ing; two inspectors of unimproved street
cleaning work; three mechanics helpers.
Supt. Wood also recommends that the
placing of all ashes or refuse in cans
for removal should be made mandatory.
He recommends the following amend
ment to the police regulations:
occupants of any dwelling house,
apartment or tenement house, and each
proprietor of any boarding house. COM
mission warehouse, hotel, restaurant and
other place where ashes or miscellaneous
refuse is accumulated, shall cause all
such ashes or miscellaneous refuse from
his premises to be put into the receptacle
or receptacles provided for that pur-
pose"
'At present such regulation is man
datory only in the case Of garbage"
Supt. Wood explains. THE adoption Of
such q regulation would subject parties
who dump ashes or refuse in back yards
cellars, areaways and woodsheds or on
vacant lots other open spaces, to
punishment by a fine, on conviction, Of
not less than one nor more than forty
dollars. The placing of all ashes (Which
in many cases are hoD in proper re-
ceptacles, instead Of in woodsheds and
cellars. would tend to decrease the num-
Der Of fires"