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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-30
For Alderman, First Ward.

For Alderman, First Ward
At the solicitation of friends,
hereby announce as candidate for
the nomination Of aldermaa from
the first ward, subject to the white
primary. Asking the support of my
friends and fellow citizens of our
ward, | am respectfully,
s. A. Brockinoton.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-30

f. coffee Blue Ribbon is tn milk,
10c can.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-30

Our perfume and toilet goods de-
artment contains the nlcst excelleni
took Of seasonable goods to be found
N the town. Fearrington's
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-30
S. zeImenovitz
Newcastle 6 Monk
Peone 28O

There Is vast difference in the
curative qualities of drugs, even If
they Look all right to unframed eyes.
Get right going to Fearrington's.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-30
H. q. GARRETT,
General Contractor.

Mcdaniel Work of all kinds,
Painting, KalsimininS, Decor
ating, Paper Hanging.
First Class Work and
Done on Short Notice
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
SHACKLEPORD'S BARGAINS.

We must have more room, and
will clean up on the following at
special cut prices:
Yellow free stone Peaches, I7c:
worth 25c.
Singapore Pineapples, granted
or sliced. tic; worth 25c.
Picked Onions, &c: worth 15c.
. VanCamps Soups. Sc; worth Is.
Toilet Paper. large rolls. &c:
worth Zoe.
6 cakes Sunny Monday Soap.
24c: worth SOC.
s cakes assorted Toilet Soap, 2sc :;
worth 4Oc.
Marasehino Chcrrie-, I9c; worth
25c.
3 pounds Gooi ~ q Rice. dc:
worth SOC.
Stone, Glass and Tin cans for
fruit, ct reduced prices.
Fruits and Vegetables a speci-
atty.
Fresh Fish Friday.
Guy b. SHACKLEFoRD.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Kelley 4 Mcdonald
General Contractors
and Builders
Specifications Promptly
Attended To
ADDRESS:
BALLSTON, VIRGINIA
THE STAGE IN JAPAN.

Origin Of the Drama-Women's Ardu-
Gus Preparations of Dress.
There is legend in Japan that the
theater had its origin in that country
In the ninth century by reason of an
earthquake which took place in the
province of lamatO. large crevice
was formed by reason Of the upheaval.
from which emanated poisonous vapors
which spread death and destruction
all around. An awful scourge was the
result until the priests conceived the
idea Of performing a symbolic dance
or incarnation on the grass covered
hill outside the temple AS if by mag
ic the death vapors vanished. and
peace and happiness were restored to
the country The legend concludes
that this is how japanese acting orig
mated. The Japanese word for thea
ter, shibai-ya. is supposed TO have
come from its origin, shibai. meaning
sod, and ya. Il house.
In Japan when a Japanese lady in
tends TO go TO the theater she is called
upon the day previous by n hairdress-
er 10 build up the artificial structure
winch Is the pride of every Japanese
highborn lady. This necessitates her
spending the night in her state dress.
reclining her head on a wooden block.
called makura. 4 few hours before
going 10 The theater she covers her
lips with thin layer of gold, as it
takes several hours for this paint to
change into the cherry color which
lends charm to the artificial white COM
plexion of the face.
AS rule. japanese performances
last from a. N. TO p. M, although
certain historical dramas which follow
the life of the hero through all his
yicissitudes to his death go on for sew
eral days,
In Japan. officially. the social posi-
ton of the actors is that OF the lowest
class of society. but in reality they en-
JOY great consideration and are idol
lied by the general Washing
ton Post
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Jury Said il Was All Right.

Atlanta, Ga, Aug. 26-The jury
in the superior court here today,
decided that the Rev. j. G. Atkin-
of Jonesboro, did not call Mrs.
Sadie a. Bean devil incarnate'
or that if he did it was all right.
Neither side knows what the jury
meant by its verdict in favor of the
pastor of the Jonesboro Methodist
church in the suit for 20, 10000 libel
brought by Mrs. Bean.
1t was last September that Rev.
Atkin >on preached a sermon on
those who sowed dissensions in the
church and termed them devils
incagnate." Mrs. Bean, a member
Of the flock, thought the pastor re-
ferred to her and fled the suit.
The pastor denied that he meant
her particularly, but he frankly
averrcd that he considered her a
very disturbing element. Accord
ing to him. SIZE bad found fault
with everything. She found the
superintendent of the Sunday
school too slow; the teachers too
ignorant; the voices of the choir
gave her nervous prostration and
the ladies of the aid society did not
know the A. b. C.'s Of giving ice
cream festivals.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Clarke Cavalry Reunion

The annual reunion of the sur
vivorS of the Clarke Cavalry Com
pany ID, Sixth Virginia Cavalry
was held last Wednesday at the
hospitable home Of Gen. Charles
Thurman, near town, and was at
tended by u goodly' number of the
survivors of this gallant band, MS
well as many friends.
The roll call showed present"
the following.
Nicholas Moore, II. q. Allen.
W. T. Milton. VIM. ii. Brown. A d..
+. Davis, II. Il. Deahl, J. j. LaRue,
p. Mccormick, David Meade. 4
Moore, Jr., Burwell Mcclure. j.
:. Ware, Jas. +. Watson, Thos. =.
Watson, Jno. Il. White and JOS. y.
Wheat.
The association and visitors were
delightfully."- entertained by Hon.
a. Moore, Jr, who read al accoun,
of the charge of the Clarke Cavalry
al Trevilliar ON June II. 1864. and
by Col. W. l.. Goldsmith. of New
Orleans, who commanded the
Fourteenth Georgia Infantry of
A. p. Hills Cops, Army of
Northern Virginia, who delivered
an interesting and entertaining
aldreSs.
Tee visitors we're the recipients.
{ the most hnuntiful hospitality
urm General Thurman aul his
,>tor>, SuJ a vote Of thanks was
ud"rcd them for their kindacss.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Grand slam and Kinks Still Winning

At Manassas last week Grand
Slam and Kinks, DR.. \. u.
Osbornc's handsome horses. were
in the forefront Of every class in
which they entered.
Grand Slam was first in the har-
ness class, over nine competitors.
Grand Slam was first in the run
about class of fourteen exhibitors.
winning over the crack horses from
Baltimore, Washington and Vir-
ginia.
Kinks and mate. first in the
sporting tandam, with Grand Slam
and mate second.
In the road tandem class Kinks
and mate led, with Grand Slam
and mate second.
These horses are unquestionbly
the finest specimens of the kind
ever raised or trained in this sec
ton, and competent critics from
the great northern and eastern
horse shows have pronounced them
leaders of the entire country.
Considering the fact that practi-
cally all of THEN training has been
done by DR.. Osborne. who is one
of the busiest medical practitioners
in the State, their showing is a re.
markable one, as DR.. Osborne has
been unable to give them the care
and attention which is lavished
upon the other great show winners
of the State.
If these horses were in the hands
of one of the great horse show ex,
perts of the country, there is &c
question IN our mind that they
would carry off prizes at Madison
Square, London, or any other show
IN the world.
The ribbon winnings of this pair
have made them strong contestants
for the big silver cup offered t.
the winner of the greatest number
of ribbons at the Virginia horse
shows during 1909.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
How He Mananed

a man In an up state county owns n
number Of horses and has great rep
utation for skill i'm the treatment of
them. One day n farmer who wanted
some valuable information approached
the horse owners little boy and said:
Look here, my little man. when one
of your fathers horses is in what does
he do?"
DO you mean slightly III or serious
~ ill?" asked the boy cautiously.
"Oh. seriously H." said the farmer.
Because" said the child, elf horse
Is only slightly III he gives it medI-
cine, but if it is seriously i'll he sells
it."-New York Press.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Pic Mic Of Modern WOOdmen.

\ bio basket Pie Nc and Tour
nament will be held in Pages
Grove. at Boyce. on Labor Day
NlondaN. September -.
Prominent speakers will be-
present.
No intoXicsnts viii be allowe,'
on the grounds.
Come, one and all. and have p
good time.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
jGdgs Crow Has BuSy Tine.


.jCsice t&"v hid considerable
'vsl ,w~'i,ss 3d., N,, X. a. an
itcrma'n toa b'g dance V colored
',iz'uS Of the Louisville nciyhbnr-
nod on August IA.
Constable John W. Grubb> tried
F." maintain order at the dance. but
Nakc Hines. a bad coon from
W arrrn county, and Saul Williams.
"f Clarke county, with assistance
nom others. succeeded in giving
Inc Constable dose of very rough
treatment. Afterward they made
their escape.
Friend Grubb~ kept his eyes and
e'rs open, and soon learned that
k:neN could be found near Success.
Warren county. Accompanied by
Deputy Sheriff Luptcn. Mr..
Iirub5s drove To Success at mid
light and me, Deputy Sheriff A.
W. Grubbs. of Warren county
ibroiher of the one and only kim"
Grubbs of Clarke, and had no
difficulty in putting the irons on
Hines. He was brought to Berry
vile and locked up.
After hearing all the evidence.
Judge Crow imposed fine of $50
and costs. aGd sentence of three
months.
Williams was located on the
Montana Hall" estate by Sheriff
Levi and Deputy Lupton, and
brought in.
Judge Crow couldn't see that
Williams was any blacker in his
SIN than Hines, and not desiring TO
play favorites, gave him a similar
dose-S50 and costs and three
months.
They still languish.
Lorenzo White, merchant of
Webtown. had some little disagee-
ment with his spouse and threaten
ed to kill her with a loaded gun, as
well as being charged with assault.
and carrying deadly weapon on the
highway on Sunday.
Judge Crow thought Lorenzo
needed something to make him sit
up and take notice that Virginia
laws were made for coons to obey.
so Lorenzo was placed under 81 600
peace bond in the assault and threat
case, and assessed $50 and costs for
patrolling the pike with a deadly
weapon on Sunday.
In default of all which. Lorenzo
Is spending few days in the bastiIe
de Lupton.
Albert Jenkins, of Warren
county, was put off the n. I8 w.
here Saturday evening, apparently
full to the neck. Mayor Jones
assessed jenkins a total of So and
fraction dollars, but as the de-
PENDANT had only enough to paw
the costs of the case, he was re-
leased on his promise to remit the
balance as soon as he reached home.
Woe be unto Albert if he fails
to remit. and ever visits our fair
city again
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Stage Notice.
JONES < AIETz.

Observation-Disclosures stage con-
meets daily with Valley trains at
Berryville; also 1910 a. m. train
from Washington at Bluemont
which returns at 1915 p. m. to
Washington. Is If
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Little Locals

Mr. Floyd Gayer has returned 10 Salt
vile, Va, after spending couple OF
weeks with his homefOlks here. lie is
one Of the most successful young men
who have left Bcrryville in recent years,
and the COURIER wishes him good luck
and plenty Of il,
Miss Minnie Lippit,, Of Washington,
IS visiting friends here.
Money TO Losn-Money TO lend in any
amount on Farm Land.
BLACKBURN SMITH.
Dr. Stuart Mcclure, Dr. and Mrs.
Edward Mcclure and son. Hunter. are
visiting relatives here.
Miss Bernadire Woodward, OF Wash
ington, is visiting Mrs J. II. Elder.
Postmaster J. r. Elder is able to be
out, after an acute attack OF muscular
rheumatism.
Money to Loan-In sums of 81 900 or
more; secured by deed of trust on Real
Fsiste.
GRO. - HABRIsIoN, ATTY;
Boyce, Va.
Mrs Russ and Miss Marjorie Russ. of
Washington, have returned home, after
visiting Mr and Mrs p. II. Powers
Miss Brewer. of Rockville. Md, is visit
ing the Misses Moore.
Hon. 4. Moore, IT.. went 90 Richmond
Monday 10 attend the contest over the
Taris1offvo nomination
Mr.. Ralph Grigsby, accompanied by
Attorney Bushong, of Charles Town.
went to Richmond Monday night TO at
tend the Legislative contest.
Mr. Frank Butler. the well known
baseball player of Charles Town. hiss
accepted position with Wisecarver
Brothers, and is expected to strengthen
tie local team next year.
Leave your subscription 10 the Hal,i-
more Sun at the Ricamore Store.
Mrs. 3. O. Grove has been visiting
relatives in Luray.
MI Ellis shepherd lefs last week for
Wilmington. y c., where he has accepted
d position with the Southern Express
Company. "Shcp" has been the star
pitcher OF the Berryville Baseball Teams
fer The past two years. and all the boys
are sorry 90 see him GO, although they
all wish him the greatest success.
Miss Laura Harbaugh. Of Washington,
has been visiting AT the home OF Mr.
Charles Lee. near town.
Mrs. David Mvl,s and Miss Edna
Myers, Of Baltimore, are visiting Mr. and
Mrs. ;. l.. Palmbaum.
Mrs. :. l.. Palmbaum entertained last
Sunday Mr.. NJ. Rothschild and Mr..
Charles Diehl, president and secretary
OF the Immediate Benefit Life Insurance
Company. and Mrs. VI. Rothschild. Of
Baltimore, and Miss Rose Heller. Of
Neadeville, Pa.
Miss Virginia Kerfoot and Miss Eliza
beth Garrett, Of Roanoke, are visiting
Mr., and Mrs !. T. Kerfoot. on South
Church street
Miss Meta Rust, of Westmoreland.
spent Sunday with Miss Nora Moore.
and they both left on Monday for Ans ed,
W. Va, where they will spend the
winter.
Miss Emily Powers has returned from
a visit 10 friends in Gloucester county.
Miss Dudley Powers, of Michigan, who
has been visiting friends here, left sat
urdsy for Warrcnton.
Mrs. Daisy :. McVeigh, daughter OF
Mr. y. G. Snyder, returned TO her home
in Baltimore this morning, after spend
ing two months here with friends
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
A Division Of Labor.

The following dialogue at the Bow
county court deserves to be recorded:
Witness-One day ! had some
shrimps to sell, and asked the plain
tin to help me. He said u can't push
the barrow because my arm is bad.
but If you like III come along with
you and holler"
Counsel-Why was that?
Witness Well. it's like this, sir. A
man can often shout when he can't
shove.-London News.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
FRUIT CREAM At BAKFP'S.

Peach.
Pineapple.
Lemon Sherbert.
Chocolate.
Vanilla.
For Saturday and Sunday de-
livery. Send your orders in early.
All kinds of Cakes and Pastry.
BANFF THE BAKER.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01

Handsome New Residence for Sale.

Beautiful location; large rooms
bath: steam heat; all modern con
vcrienceS. Barn and all necessar,
out-buildingS. On South Churci
street Lot contains II acres.
For full particulars call on on
address
Miss l.. +. LEWIS,
Berryville. Va.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Very Fine Baking Dishes.

Baking Dishes and Fancy
Crockery:
Screen Doors and Window
Screens.
AT LESS THAN COST.
If you want real bargains. come
and see these articles.
Highest prices paid for country
produce.
JONES & METZ.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
Unreasonable

Your baby cries great deal nj
night Can't you do anything for it,
Your dog barks a good deal. Can
you 90 anything to stop him?"
f"Confound il, such unreasonable peo
pie as you haven't any right to live 10
n fatp-Chicago Record Herald.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
COAL COAL COAL

All Grades, Sizes and Kinds.
Leave your orders now for Sum-
mer delivery and save money.
BERRYvILLE ICE Co.,
w. 4. LEWIS, Mgr.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01

How does that man always manage
TO appear as the leader Of you peopleY"
Il suppose" answered Farmer Com.
JOSEF. THAT It's simply because he's
smart enou 81 TO get ahead of U.S.
Washington Star.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
COAL COAL COAL
Guy B. SHACKLEFc

All Grades. Sizes and Kinds.
Leave your orders now for Sum
mer delivery and save money.
BERRYvILLE iCE Co,
w. T. LEWIS, Mgr.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01

Gimme some of that prune pie"
Son, you've mad two kinds OF pie
already"
Then another kind won't matter
There's only one kind OF stomach
ache."-Louisville Courier Journal.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01

Troubles must come to all men, but
those who are always looking for them
will have The largest share
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01
BASEBALL
Locals Win and Lose.

The locals lost the first game at
Hamilton on Saturday by the close
score Of to 3, after a hard
struggle.
Ia the second contest, with the
score > to 3 at the fifth inning, the
Hamilton boys refused to play on
account Of the drizzling rain. The
umpire thought the game should
proceed, and did not think the rain
heavy enough to stop it. He gave
the home team two minutes in
which TO resume playing, and,
when they refused, awarded the
game to Berryville. 8 to 0 by for
felt.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-09-01

STATE OF ONO. CITY OF TOLEDo.
LUCAs COUNTY.
Frank J Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner Of the firm Of f. J. Cheney 4
Co. doing business in the City of Tolcio.
County and State aforesaid. and that said
rm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case Of Catarrh
that cannot be cured By the use Of Halls
(starrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December. \. u.
lS>,
tS-,> A. W. GLEASON.
NOTARY PUBIC.
Halls tatarrh Cure Is taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces ofthc system. send for testimonials
free.
I. !. CHENEY x co. Toledo. ..
sold hy all Druggists. -
Take Halls Family Pills for constitution
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-04-09
Champ Clark on Tobacco.

From the ST, LOUIS RepaDlc.
A southern tobacco grower was before
the ways and means committee arguing
that a higher tariff should be placed upon
Egyptian obacc He said the American
industry needed more protection.
isn't II q fact that the reason Egyp-
ton tobacco is sold in such great quanti-
ties is because so many people have cult
waited a taste for it." asked Champ Clark,
leader OF the House and member OF the
committee.
well, / suppose that is true" admitted
the southern advocate.
land wouldn't they insist upon getting
this Egyptian tobacco in their cigarets,
even If it cost more?"
Yes" admitted the witness reluct-
antly.
"Well, then, what good would a higher
tariff do you fellows? asked Clark.
"Oh, 1t would do the country generally
a lot OF good. Think OF how much revenue
1t would mean 10 the country"
TIL country would be a whole lot bet
ter Off said Clark, 'if tobacco We're done
away with altogether-if they did away
with the whole thing, cigars, pipe and
plug"
Maybe you woul not hin 80 IL you
were a user OF it." said the witness.
'I've got a good chaw of ii In my mouth
this minute" said Clark, carefully direct
ing the overflow into a cuspidor. Don't
know what / would do without it, he
added, when the laugh had subsidized.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-04-09

There dwelt a miller, hale n bold,
Beside the River Dee:
He wrought and sang from morn till night.
No lark more blithe than he;
And this the burden Of his song
Forever used to be,
II envy no man, no. not l.,
And no one envies mel
''Thou'rt wrong, my friendl" said old King
Hal,
"As wrong as wrong can be:
For could my heart be light as thine.
I'd gladly change with thee.
AND tell me now what makes thee sing
With voice so loud and free,
While I am sad, though I'm the king,
Beside the River Deer"
The miller smiled and DOTTED HIS cap:
II earn my bread quoth he;
II love my wife, L love my friend,
/ love my children three.
/ owe no one / cannot pay,
| thank the River Dee,
That turns the mill that grinds the corn
To feed my babes and mel"
Good friend said Hal, and sighed this
while.
Farewell! and happy be;
But say no more, IL thou'sdt be true,
That no one envies thee.
Thy mealy cap is worth my crown;
Thy mill my Kingdoms feel
Such men as thou are England's boast,
on, miller of the Dee"
Charles Mackay.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-04-09
An unsympathetie Audience.
From the Washington Star,

From the Washington Star.
AZ dined with Somerset Vaughan at the
Ritz, in London" said q poet. Vaughan,
who now grinds out a million-dollar COM
edy every month or two, began by writ
ing tragedies in German.
From tragedies I'm German TO Mrs.
Dot!'' / cried. How did you come to
1t, Somerset?'
II peeled the silver wrapping from a
great ofack cigar.
MY German tragedies, he said, had
few hearers. and these hearers were SYM
pathetic. I, in those days, was like the
science professor who found one night
that his audience consisted OF but q sin
gle person,
The amphitheater was very large. The
audience, a little man, sat high up and
far back on the last bench.
My friend said the professor, gen
tally, why don't yo ucome nearer? You
would hear much better on the front row.
"'Ah, rats!' said the audience. i didn't
come in to listen to you. / came to get
warm
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-04-09
THE CRACKING OF PAINT.
Froperty Owners Can save Money by
Learnfng the Cause.

Learning the Cause.
DO you know what Is wrong when
paint peels, or cracks, or otherwise
necessitates premature ~re-painting?
Well, sometimes it hasn't been prop
erly applied-the surface being damp
or there being too much t~urpentine or
too much drier.
But. nine times out of ten. the trou-
bic Is caused by adulterated white lead.
To avoid all such trouble, every
h-ouseowner should know In a general
way, when a surface is in proper con-
dition TO receive paint, what kind OF
primer and finishing coats different sur
faces require, and how to avoid adul-
teration in materials.
A complete painting guide, including
a book OF color schemes, specifications
for all kinds OF painting work, and an
instrument for detecting adulteration
In painting materials, with directions
for using 1t, "a be had free by writ
Ing National Lead Company, 1902 Trim
ity Bldg, New York, and asking for
H~ouseowner's Painting Outfit No. 40.
This company, the largest makers of
pure white lead, invite tests, by means
OF the blowplpe Cincluded in OUTFIT,
or In any other way, of the purity of
the white lead sold under their famous
Dutch Boy Painter trademark. That
trademark On a keg of white lead is
Ia itself an absolute guarantee of pur-
ity and quality,
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1909-04-09
Plain, Everyday Things.

FIOlll inc w aSitlk6btA oNaA.
W. III. Edwards, New York's street
cleaning commissioner, has distinguished
himself on every occasion by his splendid
handling of the snow problem.
Il suppose, Mr.. Edwards" said an In.
terviewer. that your college education
has greatly helped you to a thorough
grasp of street cleaning.
The commissioner smiled.
That sounds good he said. but J
don't think it's true. Differential calculus
and the gnomic aorst are all very we'll
but in street cleaning they o hold "a
candle to plain. ordinary, everyday Amerf.
can hustle.
plain, ordinary, everyday things-they
are the ones that count, they are the
levers said Mr.. Edwards, philosophical,
ly. Try TO soar above them and the
truth brings you down with a bump, such
as ~aeronauts get.
Al said the other day 10 a bachelor who
was going 70 get married:
Well, Jim, at your time OF live
He's getting on, you know-40 or so.
Well. Jim, at your time of Iife.' l sale
i suppose a man does feel the need OF
a faithful and enduring affection where
with
"'Oh, rats Jim interrupted. I'm get:
ting tired of darning my own socks, that's
what's the matter with me-"