Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-07-28
Ganderbonte's Aug. Forecast
Copyright 1909 by c. H. Rieth.)

by c. H. Rieth.) ,:t II
/ the regular monthly installments will
1 be collected On all fines. Mr.. Roose-
welt will range into the Albertine Bas
in, and the cabinet will meet under
a bush on the presidents lawn. Per
sons trying to tour Europe on $500
! will cable home for more money, sum.
mer boarders will come back to town
dor something to eat, and Mr.. Bryan
will mount the squared platform in the
wilderness and continue to supply the
opposition. !
Our Mr.. Taft will play at golf, e
And the sun will burn and tawn him
The while niger follows UP
And throws ice water on him.
The canning season will return, and
the Sugar Trust will manage to make
US pay that one or two odd millions
1t was damaged when Uncle Sam in
ficted justice upon its deep-laid plot
to bust us. o, would that we could
find trust that would 80 far. indebt
us that after we had bltstered 1t there
were no ways to get us! Or that the
mad consumer might lay one trust in
its coffin with some invention where
he did not sting himself SO often!
But hold enough OF these vain hopes
There is no promise there;
The average consumers heads
A loafing place for hair, -
And not a rendezvous for bright
Ideas; II 1t were, $5 F.,
He'd have a trust himself and Int 7
The other fellows hair. Y
Meanwhile Mars will advance ! by
easy stages, and the signal corps will
practice daily for the tnterplanetary
communication we are to have in Oc-
tober. Mars will at that time be dis
tant but $4,000 900 miles, and there IL
some hope that he may have seen
prosperity, which appears to have gon
that far, anyway. ,
On the twenty-second the month
will pass from the influence of Leo
the Lion to that of Virgo, the sixth
sign of the zodiac" Persons born nm.
der Virgo. lack the audaciouse brillian-
cy$wi,ich makes presidents and great
men of those born under Leo, hut
they are shrewd and soft, stepping,
AMI go what they wanted in the new
terifr bill. Virgo babies are born with
only one eye shut. No Virgo person
ever had both eyes closed at the same
time. Or tried to put letter IN al
fire ejarm box. p, !:
The summer camper will desert he
city for the woods. and all q wagon
with his traps. his duffle and his
goods. He'll pitch his tent upon some
wild and shady bit Of ground, and
take a spade and raise a slight EN-.
bankment all around. The bi-ds@wiilI
sing hin: welcome, and the viii
siyi: aloft, and the earth will TEEN
With beauty in the cleaning sweet |
and soft. The Silly night viii drop |
It's robe and pin n with astar, and
when the morning dawns. they'll find
4 torn mosquito bar, million or 80 !
little holes through which he has. been
bled, and nothing hut an empty skin
Debated on the bed.
The Chautauqua lecture rates for
this month are the most tempting In |
years. viz: U. s. senators, .insurgent,
$500; standpat, $3.50; Democrat yot-
Ing with Aldrich, 500; Standard OIL, |
$1,000; sugar, $500: steel. $3.50: wol-
en- stuhs, 5000; other industries, 5000
Standard oil judges: preferred, 81.
900; common, $500. congressman:
heard Of, $500; unheard Of, 5000. Gov
errors: Democratic who ran ahead