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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Left Him In Doubt.

A certain young artist in New York
who is on terms Of comparative init
macy with the janitor Of the apart
ment house wherein he maintains his
studio is In some doubt whether the
said janitor is cynic or something of
an art critic, or both.
zone day while doing a bit Of repair
work In the studio" says the painter,
mike scrutinized bit of my work
with omino1s solemnity. When I indi-
Gated 4 portrait Of myself the blow
fell. Said I: 80.
The paint on this IL badly cracked,
which spells the likeness
with no more expression in his
countenance than is to be seen in the
face Of a representative Of Buddha
Mike replied:
"'Not at all, SIR"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
A CHINESE STORY.
The Noted Liar Who Had Fair',
Competent Spouse.


Competent Spouse.
A noted liar once told q friend that
he had at home three precious things
bullock which could run 800 miles a
day, a fowl which crowed at the begin
ming of each watch, day and night, and
dog that could read books. The friend
intimated that he would lose no time In
seeing these marvels with his own
eyes. The man did not expect this, as
his house was somewhat distant, so he
went home and told his wife that he
had got caught at last and that tomor-
row the man would arrive and he
would be disgraced.
"Never mind" said the spouse.
'Leave that to me. It will be all right,
only you must keep out Of sight"
Next morning the visitor arrived and,
being met by the mistress, asked where
her husband was.
HE has gone to Pekin," she replied.
"When will he be backY'
I'm eight or nine days"
"Why, how can he be 80 quick?"
HE has gone of on our fast bullock
and SO can do it easily:
II hear you have also a wonderful
fowl" said the visitor. And, behold, as
he was speaking small cock crew.
sThat's it." said the wife. HE crows
at the beginning Of each watch and
also when q visitor arrives"
II would also like to see the learned
dog" he said.
"Ah," said she, II am sorry; but, you
see, we are very poor, and so he keeps
4 school in the city."-Scrap Book.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Yea. Il Was True.

lis it true that you threw something
at Mike that caused the swelling over
his eyer the squire inquired Of lit
tie woman.
"Yis, sor, I did" said the woman.
catching her breath, "but I niver mint
to hurt him. an well be knows it.
We'd just come home from me cousins
weddin', an I was feelin' kinder soft
to Mike, an up an axed him IL be
loved me as much as he did the day We
was married, an'-an', yer amer, he
was 20 slow answerin' me that I up
wild the mop an hung 1t at him! II
We poor women don't have love our
hearts list breaks inside Nv us!'' =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Too Much For the Ferret.


An old buck rabbit is not to be light
~ tackled by weasel, stoat or even
ferret. On the sanded floor Of Z small
public house ferret Of long expert
ence was matched with an old lop
cared buck, the property Of the land
lord. The ferret made straight for the
rabbits throat, but the latter was IN
the dir before master ferret could
reach him and, leaping clean over the
ferret's head, let out with those power
full hind legs Of his q kick which
hurled the ferret bodily against the
wainscot. Twice the ferret returned
to the attack, and twice he missed his
grip aud went hurting through the
air. The third repulse was enough for
him. He knew he was beaten and
could not be persuaded to stand up for
fourth round. Weekly. &,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
The Reclining Ancients.

We stand and sit too much, accord
ing to the views Of DR.. Gelbke in q
lecture before a body Of German ply
sicians. Chairs may have been known
to the ancients, but they were used
only on extraordinary occasions.
Persons Of culture as well as the bar
barians took their meals and their
rest reclining. DR.. Kruche Of Munich
says that to this day the primitive
people prefer the reclining to the ST.
ting posture, and tho fast that they
lie not upon the back bet upon the
stomach accounts for TIE better and
more supple figures Of :tsss people.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12

An incident Of Travel.
In Nuremberg, having occasion to
ask my way, I said in my best Meis-
terschaft to gentleman passing: >s
"Koennen sic mir vielleicht sagen VIE
man mach das Deutschen museum
geht?' -
Imagine my modification when he
replied: II am going that way. i will
show you.'' ~: ~
We walked on, and, learning that I
was an American and had Travelled In
England, be said:
II am professor of English here.
That is why I speak English % well.
But didn't been I'm England already
once yet."-Lippincott's. 3. 2%sf
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
DORAND0 Won
Italian Beat SmanWO0d II
ST. Louis Marathon and
Made Good Time

St. Louis, Mo-, Jan. 1l.-Dorando
Pietro won the Marathon race here to-
night, contesting with Percy Small
wood, who quit the race after covering
II miles and eight laps because of his
left leg hurting him.
Dorando made the distance, 2G miles
385 yards, in 2 hours "A minutes and
80 2-5 seconds, ten seconds slower than
the worlds record.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Brilliant Fish Hue,s.

Like birds, many fishes assume their
brightest hue when they wish to at
tract the opposite sex Of their species.
The colors Of the male common; pike
become exceedingly intense, brilliant
and iridescent in the breeding season.
The eel also puts on an intense silyery
hue at the breeding time which Is very
noticeable and at one time caused nat
uralists to distinguish It 40 q distinct
species. The males Of the tench, roach
and perch also show q marked ipcreass
in brilliancy In the breeding sslson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Origin Of Geography.

Vr1Utu Or SVO0vSpUys
The Phoenicians were the first peo-
pie to communicate to other nations a
knowledge of distant lands. 1t is now
known that before the time Of Homer
that enterprising people had passed
beyond the limit Of the Mediterranean
into the great western ocean, and it
was by their sailors that the first
rough charts Of the world as then
known were made. But geography as
a science originated among the Greeks,
its real father being Herodotus Of Hal
1carnassus, about B. C. 484.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Training clnariss.

In the canary breeding establish
ments Of Germany only the male birds
are valued, because the females never
sing. The method Of training the birds
to sing is to put them in q room where
there is an automatic whistle, which
they all strive to initiate. The breeder
listens to the efforts Of the birds and
picks out the most apt pupils, which
are then placed In another room for
further instruction. These are the best
singers and ultimately fetch high
prices.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
STATE Is SECURED.

The amount of state money in the
two Andy Jones banks which failed
last week was: $4,000 in the Rug:
by bank and $4,000 in the Barton
bank instead Of some $4,000 as stat
ed. The state holds guarantee bonds
enough to cover the shortage, besides
large amount of personal bonds as
additional security, so will probably
come out whole on the matter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Learned by Experience.


II always make it point" said
the man with a wart on his nose, q
couple: Of cross eyes and hair lip, but
otherwise possessing perfectly. good
face. ito say polite and compliment
tary things to the ladies. It does me
no harm, and notice 1t always gives
them lot Of pleasure. My motto is
to scatter sunshine provided It costs
no money as I journey along"
II used to do that, too" said the
man whose set Of neglected whiskers
were calling plaintively for the lawn
mower, "but l have been broken Of
the habit. No more sunshine radiat-
ing from these quarters" &c.,
"And what cured your asked the
other.
"A couple Of breach Of promise
SUITS"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
A Poets Breakfast.

George Meredith and Rosseth were
to take up house together, but It &C.
CURED to the former to 10 and rec
what the house was like first. He ar
rived ut noon. Rossetti was not up.
But on the table was his breakfast
six eggs on as many slices Of bacon.
The repast had been waiting some
time. The eggs were draining out their
lifeblood on the coagulating bacon.
Rosseth came In In a dressing gown,
otherwise just a. he had got out Of
bed. He sat down and ''devoured the
plat like an OGRE" Meredith sent him
a check for the quarters rent next day,
but he and the poet never kept house
together.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Mantai Arisl.saaf.ieIl.

Mental Ariths,stis S15.
1.-TWO years ago I asked Aunt Jane 10
visit us for 9 fortnight, ana shs has5
not gone home vet. .351 81
ITS a blessing. IN S3 ts All 4,
Whats q blessing I" ss:. Il & i
THAT you didn't invite her for Z
month. "-Harper's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
u nco,>ereei.

Horace-I can't understand you girls.
Now, you hate Mabel. and yet You Just
kissed her. Hetty-I know, but Just -
how the freckles show where kissed
the powder on.-London Taller. @
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Unjueky For HE Side,

$50 you cling to that childish super
stition about thirteen being unlucky,"
said the traveller. ~&@: ~. r. .sss. b. 81
"Yes," answered the other. Cant
get away from It," 49,.
"But see how completely 1t = dis
proved. This glorious country started
with thirteen colonies" :: . 55. IS.
every true. But am an Dnsibh-
Observation-Disclosures Star. -.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
BACKS WEIGH.

Barton Enterprise: Senator WEIGH
has introduced bill in the legisla-
ture to abolish capital punishment.
Reforms of this character ought to
have earnest support.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Cautious.

Cautious.
Prospective Best Man-Got the mar
riage license yet? Prospective Bride
groom-No; I'm not going to get that
until the last thing. She may 20 back
on me.-Chicago Tribune. E&s.&.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
The Modern Aushand.

The Modern husband.
Mrs. Knicker-We are to have q thou
sand foot skyscraper. Mrl. Bocksr-I
suppose that means that Henry win be
detained at the ONCE 500 feet later
Harpers Weekly. - st ~*~.~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Jaded.

The Lady-Lttle boy, don't You know
smoking win shorten your life? The
Kid-shucksl Wot do I care? rye
sean everything dsre is,-Bostou Trav.
elef.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Lived Up to His Belief.

Hobo-No, madam, l am neither: q
Socialist nor an anarchist. l am a pas
siye altruist. Housekeeper-And what
In the name Of common sense is that :?
Hobo-1 believe In being helped all
can.-Boston Transcript. .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12

How much would you lose If your
home should burn? See us for in
surance. H. T. Murphy & Co., Pho
neer Agency. III;
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
No Eneouraasmsnt.

Mrs. short-Oh,. dear, do wish we
were rich! Just think Of the good we
could do II we only had lots Of money!
Mr.. Short True, my dear. but we can
do great deal OF good in quiet way
now. Mrs. short-Yes, Of course, but
no one win ever hear of It.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
WILL GO TO FLORIDA.

Cooperstowns Courier: Senator and
daughter, Kathleen, and Mrs. Cranes
aunt, Mrs. Seymore, will remain at
Bismarck until the close of the session
when they will go to Mandarin, Flor
ida, to spend the balance of the
winter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
HE Excuse.

Diggs-You believe that whisky is
good for 4 cold, don't you7 swiggs-
Yes, but how did you know7 Dlggs-
Oh, I've noticed that you nearly a.
ways have q old.-Chicago News. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
lnns.ssnt.

Mrs. Knicker-How did you know
your husband was working down n
the ONCE? Mr.. YounSbride-I teas-
phoned, and central said, Busy.
New York Sum. y
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Domestic Politics.

OoHOSH16 P01Vteo. g.E&55I -
Whom did you support during ~
last campaign" 4;
"A wife, two children and 1 motAae.
fn']aw and kept up my life insusoneoa
at the same time."-Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12
Ranatitfon.

IA, hopotitton. -.
Husband (enterinS house WITH bag
Of chestnuts)-I brought home some
more chestnuts. dear. Wife (wearily,
without glancing up)-1'm listening
Judge. - -.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12

The face Of q wife shows what hes
husband II; the shirt of the husband
shows what his wife is.-Servian Prov.
efb. fa
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12

lapiandsrs Shortest People.
The Laplanders are the shortest
oeopls n Europe, the men averaging
Our fsst eleven inches, the women
tour foot nine inches.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-01-12

/" What maintains one vice would
bring up two children. - Benjamin
Franklin.
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25

Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyen
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms To Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu.
rine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye Pain
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25

says the Doc. "'Twas the kick that
Knocked him out. The pig got tho
worst Of Il and that saved him.
There are no bones broken. But
he'd have been trampled 70 death
afterwards II II hadn't been for
you, sir. Better let me tx up that
cut"
But the Twin shook his head kind
Of impatient. "'Tend TO tho boy" he
says. So the doctor went on with his
sponging and swabbing and pretty
soon the youngster opens his eyes.
did get him?" says he.
whats that?" asked the Doc, stoop-
ing over.
did get the pigf Is the nver
comm TO me?"
Well. you'd ought to have heard
the crowd laugh. Somebody sings
out, Three cheers for the kid" and
they give 'em with a whoop.
What's the matter with youse7"
says the youngster setting up and
looking around. dizzy like. Jaw, cut
II Quit" he says, when they begun to
boiler some more. did / get the
pig?"
You bet you did" says the doctor.
laughing. You're a spunky little
rooster. Whose boy are you. anyway?
Belong In Eastwich?"
Nav" says the little Teller, like
he was plumb disguised "N'York."
Hartley smiled. "A brother out.
cast" says he. looking up at me.
Major Phinney had been showing
through the crowd and now he was in
the front rank. where, so they tell me,
he used to be In war time-after the
lighting was over.
He's one Of them Fresh Air boys"
says the major. putting. but pompous.
There's a summer school OF 'em
been started Just outside the town
here. Couple OF New York women
brought the tribe down last week
This ones one"
Little red head turned to Hartley.
Say" he says. don't you tell her"
Tell who?" says Martin.
THE teacher. Miss Agony"
Miss which,"
And Just then here comes Issachar,
his cutaway hanging graceful and or.
namental from the collar and pilot.
ing a mighty pretty and stylish young
woman to the front. She breaks
loose from him and runs for'ard and
tiops down on her knees.
why. Dennis! Why, Dennis!" she
saws How could Won run away and
behave like this? Are you hurt? Is
he"
She looks up at Hartley as she be.
gins to ask the last question. And
he was staring at her as white as n
sheet OF paper.
why. Agnes!" he says. And she
went white. too. and then red. Obi"
says she. And then OH" again.
"Ch, Martini"
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25


running tackle hadn't been hurt any.
Down the field he went and the only
one OF the chasers in front OF him was
that little red head. He makes a grab,
misses, and the pig keeps straight on,
right into the crowd of men and
horses and carriages.
Look OUT" yelis everybody. Let
him go!" But that little shaver want
built that way. Under the ropes he
dives. right where the jam OF wheels
and hoofs was thlckest. The Barry
coach horses rared up and jumped
and backed. You could hear wheels
grinding and men yelling and women
screaming.
was one OF the first over that
fence. but, quick as ! was, that Hart.
ley invalid was quicker. AS a general
thing he moved like twas hardly
worth while to drag one foot after
the other; but now he few. could
see his big shoulders showing folks
over like they was ninepins. Under
the ropes he went and in where the
tangle was the worst And then Il
closed up into a screechIng, kicking
whirlpool like. Down he went and
lost sight Of him.
Everybody on the grounds was
crazy. but l callate ! was the worst
Bedlamite Of the lot. Somehow felt
responsible. Twas me that told about
the Fourth of July doing first and got
him over there. Twas me that
coaxed him into staying for the con-
sarned pig business. And ! kind OF
felt that | was his guardian, as you
might say, now that Van Brunt want
along. Yes. and by ginger. liked
him! Course thought OF the poor lit
tie boy. too. but I'm free to say twas
Hartley that thought of most.
For the doings OF the next two or
three minutes you'll have to ask some
body else. AIS remember real well
is catching hold OF Issachar Tidditt's
Sunday cutaway and ripping II from
main truck to keeIson. You see,
Issachar was trying to back out OF the
tRngle and | was diving in. Next thing
I'm sure OF is hanging onto the bride
Of one OF the Barry horses and playing
snap the whip with my feet, up and
down and over and under.
She cleared up some finally and
there was q ring OF folks jamming
and pushing and climbing between
wheels and under wagon bodies, and
in the middle Of the ring was Hartley,
kneeling on the ground and looking
pretty middling white and sick, with
dripping cut over his eye. and with
that little shaver's red head in his lap.
And old Doc Bailey was there. but how
or when he come don't know. Yes,
me and the pig was there. too, but the
critter was out OF commission, being
dead. and was too busy to think
where / was.
How is he, doctorH" asked Hartley.
anxious.
The Doc didn't answer for a minute
or so; he was bending over the boy,
sponging and swabbIng like all pos.
sessed. Poor little chap; ne looked
white and pitiful enough. stretched
out there amongst that crowd OF
strangers and not q soul OF his own
folks around TO look out for him. And
he was such a gritty little mite. !
looked At him; chalk white he was,
and still, with his eyes sFst and his
breath coming kind OF short and jerly.
And-well. my breath got jeriy. too
"How Is hei" says Hartley again.
Just as he said Il the boy atira and
begins TO breathe more regular. Thu
doctor seemed TO feel better
Hen come round al right now
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25
CHAPTER v.

The Cruise Of the "Dora 6assett."
After that there was a kind OF tab
leau, same az them they have at
church sociables. Here was Hartley
staring at the young woman, and the
young woman staring at him. and the
boys staring at both of 'em. and me star.
ing at the three, and the crowd around
doing grand double back-actIon staring
at the whole of US. Then the party
broke up, as you might say.
Hartley. red as beet now, got up
and bowed. The young woman got
up too and held out her hand in n
doubling sort OF way. But afore he
could take II, she seemed to remem.
Der something, or changed her mind.
for she dropped the hand and turned
to the boy. who was on his feet by
this time looking down at the relics
OF his clothes. And between grease
and sand and dirt and rags they made
ruin that was worth looking at
made you think Of a rubbish pile with
a red danger lantern on top.
You naughty boy!" says she. How
SOuiu gOu wv SO' ~ gou hhSW INV
frightened Miss Talford and have
been. Are you hurt, dear?"
Nav" says the dear. brisk and
Disguised. Sure amt"
The young woman fidgeted around
him, petting and "pooring'' him and
plnning him together, 80 to speak.
Hartley fidgeted too. not seeming to
have his bearings at all. He acted
to me like he wished he was ten thou
sand miles away; and yet l callate he
didn't really wish Il neither. The
doctor and Major Phinney were fuss.
Ing around and the crowd kept getting
bigger and closing in.
III you'll excuse me. miss" says I.
interfering as usual where twas none
OF my AFFAIRS. Il think perhaps 'twould
be a good idea II we went somewheres
where 'twan't so popular. Maybe we
might go into one OF the rooms al
the hall or somewhereB."
why. OF counsel" says Hartley,
grabbing at the notion like twas a
rope I'd thrown out to him. "Well
go to the hall. Ag-Mlss Page. LET
me present my friend, Mr. Solomon
Pratt"
so twas the Page girl. after all
I'd guessed as much. though how she
come to be in Eastwich when she'd
ought TO have been In Europe was
more'n l could make out. She looked
up at me and reached out her little
hand vita kid glove on H. Like
wise she smiled--not with her mouth
alone. same as an undertaken meet
ing the relatives OF the departed. bui
with her eyes too. Twas the right
kline Of q smile I'm vaccinated and
not subject 70 women folks ~ rule
hut I'd have done considerable TO gei
q deckloed OF them smiles.
sim very glad 70 know you. Mr.
Pratt" Gays she. Just as though she
meant Il. And We shook hands
kreally shook 'em.
Afore / could set over thaE ahall
and emile enough 10 be sensible. Ma
jor Phliander showed her arm int
his and headed for the hail. brat hi
llgnrehcad, You never could bea
that old IMAGE when there was a pref
lty woman csrd, Hartley loOke'
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25

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Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25
Cro IN coErNuHDl


Generally = man -entprn polltics
n about the same way thai six-dol
lar.a-waek clerk "aeeapt.H position
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25
o Happv aeastI

Johnny-The camel can go eight
days without water.
Freddy-SO could II ma would let
me.--Harper's Bazaar.
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25

PAZO OINTMENT in Euarauteed 70 cure sny cas-
az TIohins Hind Bleeding OF Prglruding Piles 10
70 ~ days CT money refunded. TOO.
Mexico Missouri message., 1909-02-25

Call a spade a spade. and you may
get Il In the neck.