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The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
-.-..r .iArcncp.

Magistrate Ito witness)-And where
were you when this assault occurred?
Witness-Just across the street,
your honor.
Magistrate-Then why didn't you 80
to the plaintiffs assistance when you
saw him attacked?
Witness-Faix, I wasn't sure then
that he wouldn't be the defendant,
your honor.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Of fer the Woadshed.

Great Scott" snorted the irritatcd
Did gentleman. as he dropped his pa
per. what is all that noise in the II
brary?
TITS me. grandpa" responded Tom
my. I'm playing 1 am a ship pound
ing in the surf"
Playing you are a ship. eh? Well
young man, think you need a spank
er."
And the next moment grandpa was
slipping off his slipper
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Too Much for Mamma.

What's the matter with your eye.
Tommie?"
THE boy next door struck me.
mamma.
What for, pray?"
He said struck him first"
"And did you?"
mo: honest, didn't. mammal"
well, why didn't you?"
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Beware of Ointments for Catarrf
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury viii surely destroy the sense of srnel
snd completely derangc the whole system when
entering It through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never be used except prescrp-
tons from reputable physicians. the damage they
will do Is ten fold TO the good you possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by y. J. Cheney CO.. Toledo. o.. contains no mcr-
curry and Is taken Internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure he sure you get ths
genuine. II Is taken internally and made In Toledo
Ohio. by y. J. Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Meteor. Add to Earth's Weight.

The meteors which fall upon the
earth in vast numbers every year add
their weight to the earth. Thus the
earth is increasing a minute quantity
in weight each year, but not enough
to be perceptible in thousands
of years. Except for the escape Of
light gases from the atmosphere there
is no known way in which the earth
can lose weight.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
snecial HoIidax Rates.

The Colorado & Southern will make
= sreciaf rate Of one fare for the round
trip to all points in the state. Tickets
kcu sale Dec. "a and 25 and Jan. l
"A in addition, from all points to Den
yer a-d return Dec 9th and 28th.
Final Emit January 4th.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Opinion Of an Expert.

Il hear you are going to marry
Charley?"
Yes; he asked me last evening"
Let me congratulate you. Charley
is all right. He is one of the incest
fellows was ever engaged to-
Stray Stories. e.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

Duty vitalized by love win open .
spring that unselflshness cannot dry.
Fuller
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

Use Aliens FOotsEase
Cures tired. aching sweating feet xbc Trial packag
Tree. A. b. Oln,sted. Ls itoy. NJ. X.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Troubled Even In Death.

Troubled Even In Death.
How is this? l thought you dis
liked your mother-in-law, and here
you are carrying flowers to her
gravel"
Exactly! She hated 'em."-Jour-
nal Amusant.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
JUST A TEST.

Goodness. sonny. what's the
.rouble?"
"Nawthin'. ! Just wanted to see IL
had forgotten how to cry-boo-hoo!"
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
ONLY ONE .

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE-
the signature Of E w. GRovE. Usrd tis WoriS
over To Cure n Cold In Onc hay. 80.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

A singer doesn't weigh his words ON
the musical scale.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

PILES CURED IN o TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed TO cure any ca q
Of Itching. Blind. BIreuing Protruding Piles IL
q To u days or money refunded. Soc.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Never Had sparrow.

TIE teacher Of GEOGRAPHY class had
Just finished explaining how the Eng
lish sparrow came to be imported into
this country.
The sparrows ate up the worms, all
riKht. but now we have the sparrows
on our hands. Which would you rath-
er have, Max. the sparrows or the
worms?"
II don't know: I amt never had
sparrcWs."-TheB Bohemian.
Many a vain woman has tried in
vain to get q husband.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01
Rluffnu Nature.

eiuffing Nature.
Over in France they are testing
some artificial clouds that are design
ed to protect the vineyards from the
/ too direct rays of the sun.
Think Of plant for the manufac-
ture of clouds and hazes and artificial
rainbows!
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

And 1t sometimes happens that .
man II married to his boss.
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

1t In better to begin late doing ouI
duty than never.--Dionysius
The Dolores star., 1909-01-01

important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA cafe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that iC
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-12-02
4 Crazy Mans Humor.

Some time ago man at Ypsilant,
Mich, became crazed on the subject
Of hypnotism, and was sent on q
Michigan Central train to an asylum.
When the conductor asked for tickets
the crazy man began telling Of his
hypnotic powers.
"I'u hypnotic you," he said
Fire away" replied the conductor.
The man made several passes be-
fore the conductors face.
Nov you are hypnotized," he said.
The conductor looked the part %
best he could.
You're . conductor" the hypnotist
said.
That's right" replied the victim.
you're . good conductor" went O.
the hypnotist.
Right again" said tho conductor.
You don't smoke, drink or sweaz
ct passengers. You are honest. You
turn In al tickets and money you col
lect from passengers. In fact. you
10 not steal cont"
'That's right" asserted the condus
tor.
The hypnotist eyed him Z moment
then said:
what On awful az you'd be In II
left you In this condition!"-Kansal
City Star.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-12-02
leee Two Days IN lee cave,


Newark. O.-ParticularS have been
recsivs& from John Mohlenpah, the
Newark merchant who was for e
hours lost IN IN Arizona Ice cave.
Nohleapah says he, with six othera
vent to the cave, but With ]. s. Price.
AZ flagstaff, became separated from
ne others and lost his way. They
burned part Of their clothing to light
he cavern. but when their last match
vas exhausted they found them.
saves IN . four-foot cavern, with !
bottomless pit on one side and : cl1G
a the other. In orouched positioa
they remained there for 30 hours unfll
rescuing parties found thsQ. The me-
almost froEe, but kept - slEp1ln&ioa
n constant rubbing 60
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-12-02
REWARD.

The undersigned will pay a reward
of twenty-five Dollars ($25.00) for In
formation leading to the arrest and
conviction of any person unlawfully
spreading poison about the City of
Warren or elsewhere in the County.
WIN. J. BROWN.
County Attorney.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-12-02
Local News

For Sale.-One pair of bob-sleighs,
II. M. Swanson. St.
A. Grenlin. of March transacted
business in the city Saturday.
Paul Pau,son. from near Alvarado,
was caller at the Sheaf Office Satur-
day.
Charles Thiboda, Of Stephen, at.
tended to business matters in the city
this morning.
Anton Hill, who lives near Alvarado,
was a business visitor in the city
Tuesday evening.
H. G. Burgan of ROLLS, was in the
city Monday: While here he enroll
ed his name on our subscription list,
In order that he may keep posted on
the happenings in the county.
John Haugen, of Kennedy, arrived
Monday to consult a doctor for his
eyes, which have been failing him
lately.
Good, heavy work horses for sale,
also three good spring colts, two
good cows, harnesses, wagons, sleighs,
hay and all kinds of second hand
goods.
4 t. w. H. Dixon
LOST Dogs white and black Set
ters, has Warren Dog License Tags,
No rs and ~ on collars; finder please
notify or return to Chas. E. Grinder,
Warren MINI.
Married: Felix Arlington and Miss
Mile Rafteseth, both of Marshall
county, were united in marriage at the
Scandal House, in this city ON Tues
day afternoon this week, by Rev. NC.
w. Knudsen.
Patronize the merchants who ad-
vertiss in the Sheaf-they are all
square dealing and reliable. Study
their advertisements, appearing from
week to week in the Sheaf. and pro.
fit by taking advantage Of the bar
gains they offer.
Hans Nelson sold one load Of clio.
yer seed for s4O2.50 and has as
much more to sell. Frank Swan.
son sold 100 bushels for $500 and
had previously sold $1,400 worth
or a total ofs2. 100 and not all sold
yet Easy money in clover seed
Pillager Journal.
Walter Fedderson left for Phoenix
Arizona, where he will join his father
and brother who have been out there
for some time. It may be possible
that Walter will make his home out
there permanently, but his many
friends would be pleased to have him
return in the near future. The Fed
derson's are among the old timers in
Argyle, and naturally have great
many friends here who regret theil
departure.-Argyle Banner.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-12-02

Horses and mules Tor sals. Joha
Wolberg. Alvarado. MIN.
Helen Carlton, visited here during
the Thanksgiving vacation
A. D. Airhart and wife, left Tuesday
Tor visit in Iowa and. Illinois.
Rev. A. Tornell, left yesterday for
Minot, N. D., where he holds services
next Sunday.
! Nels Rud, of Halma is here this
week seeking medical aid for an ILL
ness in the nose.
Miss Wyand, formerly a teacher in
the Warren schools, visitel friends
here at Thanksgiving.
Miss Claa Scherfenberg visited
friends at Cass Lake during her
Thanksgiving vacation.
Fred Johnson, of Bloomer, and
Henning Furst, of Vega, left last week
for visit at Minneapolis.
Call at the East Side Grocery for
any thing in the line of Groceries,
Glass ware and Crockery.
Mr.. Lamberson and Munger & Son,
won first prizes for fat steers at the
fat stock show in st. Paul the other
week.
For comfortable and easy.walking
shoes, for men, ladies and children,
at the right prices, call at Fred Swan
sons.
Supt. G. E. Keenan, left for McIn-
tosh Tuesday to visit the school there
and study the working plan of it's
agricultural department.
Rubbers, overshoes. felt shoes and
warm winter foot wear, at the lowest
possible prices, at Fred Swanson's
Harness and Shoe Store.
Miss Cora B. Miller, former science
teacher in the Warren school, now
holding a similar position at Fargo,
visited friends here Thanksgiving.
George I.undell. of Kennedy came
down Tuesday evening to visit with
Mr.. joseph Lundell who is at the
hospital here.
Louis J. Fill of Radium, was in the
city Saturday. He was one of the
successful ones at the Aberdeen land
drawing, but his number is so high
that he has little hope of getting a
claim.
Cut out the circular letter which we
publish on page four, and send it to.
gether with the amount you owe Oh
subscription and year in advance to
the Sheaf Office. The date opposite
your name on the paper or wrapper
tells the time to which your subscrip
ton is paid. All subscriptions should
-
be paid in advance.
A hot turkey supper with the many
good things necessary to make il
good, will be served at the Opera
House, Dec. 18th, by the Ladies AiG
Society of the Presbyterian Church
Serving will begin at $50. Price 8;
cents. An opportunity will be givel
to all needing Christmas gifts ant
candy to buy the same.
N. r. Engelstad, one Of our prosper
Gus farmers south of town, left yes
terday for Northfield, where Mrs
Englestad and the children have beef
for some time. Several of the olde
children are studying at st. Olaf
College. The family will spend tn,
winter there. Three sons are look
| ing after the farm here In their alb
sence.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Johnson return
ed home Tuesday morning from
Spooner, where they had been visitin
their son, Gust, who Is in the hospita
there recovering from the gun sho
wound he received some weeks age
His condition is still serious, OWN
| to loss of blood. but the doctor ha
hopes Of his recovery, though it ma
take long time.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-12-02
he Churches.
SWEDISH LUTHERAN
e. o. cheIoren, Pastor.

SWEDISH LUTHERAN
e. o. cheIgren, Pastor.
Services will be held in the Warren
Church next Sunday morning and
evening.
Sunday school at p. M.
The Ladies' Aid Society meets at
Mrs. John Abrahamson's on Friday
afternoon. The Young Ladies' Aid
at the same place in the evening. All
are welcome.
Dana NJ. Easton, Of Minneapolis, is
visiting with his parents in this
CITY.
You can start savings account at
the State Bank of Warren with one
dollar.
Victor Cederlund, of Warrenton, is
in town today. He says the roads are
bad for hauling.
P. S. Motrud, one of Newfolden's
prominent pioneer farmers, attended
to business here yesterday.
FOR RENT.-Two nice warm rooms,
suitable for small family or for stu
dents. Apply at Sheaf Office.
- Yesterday we had Illinois weather
and it was not to our liking. Rain
and sleet came down all day. Today
it is colder and everything is covered
with a coating of ice. Walking is
difficult as we'll as dangerous unless
sharp SIT d. r.
Cass Lake.-An enthusiastic meet.
ing of the different lodges and church
societies was held at the home of
Mrs. H. F. Parshall, Wednesday even
ing, and a reading club was organized.
The object Of the club is to provide
rooms where the boys and men can
spend their leisure hours. The officers
elected were: President, Mrs. G. E.
Battles; vice-president, Rev. G. o. Par
ish; second vice-president, A. J. Hole;
secretary, Mrs. H. F. Parshall; treas
urer, E. D. Boyce Several commit
tees were appointed to look after diff
ferent matters and it is expected that
within a short time arrangements will
be perfected and the rooms put in
readiness
Mankato.-The time Of the trial
of the Ledbeter murder cases was
agreed upon in the district court. The
trial of Frank Smith will come first
and will be followed by Mrs. Grace
Ledbeter's trial. and later by the tria
of Mr.. and Mrs VIM. Schwandt
Smiths trial will begin Monday, Dec
s, and will consume most of thu
month. S. B. Wilson, for the defense
said that he had some cases in Jack
son at the term of court beginning
Jan. 10, and that unless the trial o
Mrs. Ledbeter could be completed b!
that time he would probably move TO-
continuation to the February term
In that case the trial of the Schwandt
would probably also go over. Th'
court said that this was matter tina
could be taken up when the Smitl
trial has progressed sufficiently Il
know how long 1t would last.
Big Faiis.-Henry Mattson. home
steader in Henry township. COMMITTEE
suicide by shooting. He returne
home from Big Falls apparently i
good spirits. He greeted his wife an
three children just before committin
| the deed.
Mankato.-The time for the con
mencement Of the trial Of til
Ledbeter murder cases was agree
upon in the district court. Th
st. Paul = Frank B. Kellogg. q
.torney for the government in th
recent Standard Oil prosecution, ha
! ,---~ - - x,A<
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09

ment. Mr.. Hegge has made good
commissioner, Is q man of affairs.
familiar with the duties of the posi-
ton and amply capable Of discharg-
ing his duties WE'LL Mr.. Hegge finds,
however, that his private business
engagements are such that they will
require all of mis- time, and he app.
'preciates that the time has come
when he must sever his connection
with the department ana devote all
of his time to his personal affairs.
Mr.. .Hegge has been capable, clever
and a creditable official, and he
takes with him the good will and
esteem of his subordinates and Of
tho officials who have been associat-
ed with him on the board, 1t is also
stated in connection with the state
ment that Senator Macdonald will
succeed him, that w. P. Thurston
of Emmons county will be one of
the telegraph service at that place.
tain his place as deputy commission
er, and w A. Brown has given notice
of his approaching retirement from
the Office to engage in private bust
ness.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09

The state officers salary bill final
ly passed, after being held up till
the last night of the session. The
house and senate did not agree upon
the amounts to be paid, and a con-
ference committee was appointed
gave the governor an increase of
s., 500 annually, $3.50 for each of the
other state officers and $500 for the
railroad commissioners. These in
creases will be paid in the shape
of fiat expense accounts to the pres
ent governor and state officers to get
around the provision of the constitu-
ton that the compensation of no
state officer shall be increased or
diminished for the term for which
he was elected. The salary of the
state examiner has been increased to
$4,000 a year, the secretary of the
board Of railroad commissioners to
$4,000 and of the clerk of the SUI
preme court to $1,000. The legis-
lature was in a generous mood to-
ward the public officials, many of
whom have been active in their ef-
forts to obtain an increase Of pay.
The new law requires the officials
to live at the capital if they are to
take advantage of the increased sal
airy provision.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09
-
Not 4 Safe Place.


Old Aunt Hepsy Garside never had
seen moving picture show before.
She sazed in speechless wonder az
the magic contrivancs by which mes
ssnger boys were made To- move with
breakneck speed, BARRIERS to shave
their customers in less than 4, minute
and heavy policemen to dash along
the street at q rate Of speed never
attained by q living specimen. either
On or of duty. an, 4: =, a:. fE 49,, !:
It was all real to her. She could not
doubt the evidence Of her senses. All
those thing: were taking place exact
~ ~ G.p'>tsd. u ~csss W.. W.. 81. 4. ~
4 Presenv,. an automobile came In
sixbt in the far background, moving
directly toward the audience ct the
rate of 1T least . mile . minute. Just
n = catastrophe seemed Inevitable It
swerved aside, passed on and dtsap-
peared. 5@ 81 : ss.>...7, *1
Aunt Hepsy could stsnd Il no long
Of. Hastily grasp:nE the hand OF her
little niece she rose and started swift
II for the door. s::55;. {. ,.s.ss :, "a
Come along. Minsryy!" she said.
IT air't sats % stay here any loagsr.
That thing didn't miss me- more than han
two feet" '- <..@s ~ ' s.ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09
MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS
49,
PLENTY, HAPPIsEss AND PEACE

The administration of President
Taft is bright with possibilities, both
for the national administration and
for the people Of the country. The
administration of President Roose-
welt has been distinctly stormy. Ev-
lis have crept into our public life
which he has sought to root out.
While there has been frequently
question as to the wisdom of his
methods at all times, there has been
none as to the honesty of his pur-
poses, and he has been the man for
the times. He has exposed fearless
ly what he believed to be evils, and
he has insisted upon the passage of
laws to correct those evils and make
them in the future more difficult.
The work of President Roosevelt
is done, and he leaves the White
house to enjoy rest that is we'll
earned. He IS succeeded by man
who is in every way capable, who is
judicial Of temperament, calm, we'll
poised, earnest and of splendid .ad-
ministrative and executive capacity.
The business of the country which
has suffered to some extent while
evils were being rooted from beneath
illegal, unlawful and unwholesome
y institutions, will gain confidence,
and the necessary equilibrium will
be restored, we believe, through the
calm, fair and judicial poise of Pres
ident Taft. T. = 80 p, f.; +
. The country is big with possfbili-
ties and live with opportunities The
evils Of which so much has been
said has been incidental. They have
been like dangerous growths upon
the tree-and they have been remov-
ed without harming the tree beyond
temporary set back. The country
at this time needs, not more law,
but the wise and businesslike admin
istration Of the laws we now have.
The same is true of the state as of
the country. We have an ample sup
ply of legislation-we need good,
hard headed common sense and in
tegrity In its administration. We
need breadth and growth and devel-
Eopment, SUCH as we shall gain
through the temperate and sane adj
ministation of our laws. and
through the treatment Of all inter-
ests with absolute fairness and JUS
4 tice, looking not altogether to tenn
porary advantage or preferment, but
through and beyond that to the ulti-
mate growth and good Of the state
and nation. The Indications are that
we shall have four years of abound
ing plenty, happiness and peace, for
which the country, we believe, is
truly ready and will be genuinely
grateful. .:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09
-. WHALE STOLE THEIR LINE.
The Monster Also Made Away With {
Good Harpoon,

The Monster Also Made Away With .
Good Harpoon.
Up among the torn bergs Of the
Arctic monster whale is cruising
about with harpoon embedded in his
thick back and something less than
half q mile Of stout hempen rope
trailing after him. ~ " s>G S.
4 The crew Of the. steam whaler
Thrssher, which returned Sunday
night from an eight months cruise
in the icy north, declare that Mister
Whale got all that was coming to
him" +:1sy. ,ar
He got away from, u.s. muttered
the mate, splitting viciously into the
scuppers, "but we will get him next
season. It was good rope We used,
and he'll get tangled up on something
20 We will be one whale to the good
when we get back there. ,, e$ss y: i i
-, HE was bad one though. You
zee silva, the boat steerer, slung the
hook into him when we were In open
water between two big bergs. on he
goes with the stick In his back, and
the rope went out like man tum-
bling from the loft. He ducked and
Owed until one tub Of rope was gone.
and he did the same with another.
He was making for the nearest hoe
and when he reached It he spit lot
Of water into the air and took deep
dive. The edge Of the ice cut the
rn,,. lt,rn !. kr1fa .r.d he vas on fne
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09

Among the reports in connection
with the recent resignation Of Land
Commissioner Hegge is one that Sem
ator Alex Macdonald of Emmons
county is to succeed Mr.. Hegge, and
that he will be elected land commits
sioner when the board meets Wed
nesday. Mr.. Macdonald is an old
printing for the various state insti-
we'll known citizen Of Emmons coun-
". He has served two terms in the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09

Up to the present time about
thirty-five senate bills and fifteen
house bills have been approved by
the governor and there is still q
large number of bills awaiting con-
sideration. Among the bills approx
ed Monday was the new military
code, which carries an expense ap-
preparation for the adjutant gener-
al on the fiat expense basis of 5000,
and an appropriation Of $4,000 for
armories. The new state officers
salary bill has also been approved by
the governor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-09
IN. nom.ne. Of tho Dle odhound. .

The Romance Of the DIeodhound.
No breed Of dog makes . more IN
tsresting study than does the blood
hound. It leads one from the beaten
track of canine interest into the
realm Of history and romance. IN
the wars between England and Scot
land it was often used In tracking
fusitives. Both Wallace and Bruce
had many hair-nre<6th escapes from
bloodhounds; on enc occasion tho
hounds were so hot on the trail OF
Bruce that he only escaped by wad-
inx down q stream until he found
refuge in an overhanging tree, ana 20
succeeded in throwing his pursuers
OF the scent. =. - -,' "