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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
HOOf Ointment

Contains no Oil. A sure remedy
for unhealthy Feet. Kanker, ETC., etc
If applied and regularly used it will
keep the foot healthy and cool in
any climate.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
White Ointment

This is for Cooling and Healing.
Can be used on any external affection
in man or beast, and do good. Should
always be used after Blistering.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Founder Drench

Given internally while you use the
Electric Oil externally. 1t provides
one of the speediest, permanent rem
edies for Founder known.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Eye Lotion

For all Inflamatory Ailments of the
Eyes, whether from injury or inter
nal arrangement, this is a safe and
sure remedy.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
WORMS IN STOCK ON PASTURES
The Rock Lick Block

1t is especially recommended for
the prevention and cure of Worms
and Bots in young and old stock on
pasture. All stock take readily to
this medicated Lick.
There Is no handling or bother in
its application. All stock take natu-
rally to it.
SOLD IN 1OO-LBS. BAGS, $50 PER
TON.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

These Remedies have been in use
here for 80 years, and every one
speaks well of them.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
INTERNAL USE
Collie Drenches

There are two kinds, Collie Drench
and Dry Collie Drench.
The former is used when there is
violent and continued pain.
The latter is used when there is
only occasional pain.
The fame of these Drenches runs
over half the world.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

Their easy application and the gen
uine results they produce has main
tanned for them the largest sale
among veterinary medicines on the
worlds markets. Thousands of tes-
timonials.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

FARMERS, RANcHERs AND
PLANTATION ASSORTED CASES.
STOCKED BY LEADING AGENTS,
STORES AND DRUGGISTS EVERY.
WHERE
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

After two years experience in his
practice, investigating and expert
menting the many different diseases
to which stock are subject to in this
country, DR.. Pottie has been able to
so perfect his celebrated Stock Rem
edies that it is now only matter of
their proper application to produce
speedy and permanent cures in ev-
cry case where a cure is possible.
No expense has been or will be
spared in making these preparations
Che most effective in the world, and
the doctor invites correspondence
from stock owners so that he can
make them wise to their proper use.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Black Douglass Oil

Black Douglass Oil
THE GREATEST EXTERNAL IN
PLANTATION, FEVER AND HEAT
REDUCER IN MAN AND ANIMAL
KNOWN.
THE MOST VIOLENT SPRAIN
AND STRAINS IMMEDIATELY
RELIEVED.
FOUNDER, KIDNEY TROUBLES.
AND ALL FORMS OF LAMENESS,
GIVE WAY TO IT'S ACTION. IT
DOES NOT BLISTER.
THE BEST LOCALLY KNOWN
AND SUCCESSFUL REMEDY FOR
RHEUMATISM IN MAN.
White Oils
A valuable remedy for Cows I'd
ders, Jumps and Engagements on
any part of the body.
Golden Oil
Purely an antisceptic disinfectant
Healing Oil. A rapid healer in old
running sores.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

Continued on page fifteen. J
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

EACH REMEDY IS PUT UP IN 81
WORTH PACKAGE.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
BIOOd Tonic

A SPLENDID REMEDY FOR KID
NEY, SKIN AND BLOOD DISEASES
A BEAUTIFUL BLOOD COOLER
AND PURIFIER. CAN BE USED
AT ANY TIME TO GIVE YOUR AMI
NAL INCREASED VTGOR AND EN-
ERGY.
AND SHOULD BE REGULARLY
USED To SUSTAIN HEALTH IN A
TROPICAL CLIMATE.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Condition Powders
Physic Balls, Bot Balls

If there is one Remedy more than
another that is handy to keep always
on your place, it is these Balls and
a Balling Gun.
In Bots, Founder Consumption,
and a hundred other complaints, they
are indispensable
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Stomach Powders

A strong and effective stimulant in
all cases of weakness, loss of appe-
tite and stomach complaints, for both
horse and cattle.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Cattle Blood Powders

A FINE CLEANSER AFTER CALv-
ING. A SURE CURE IN HOVEW-A
HANDY REMEDY WHEN COWS
ARE OFF THEIR MILK OR FEED.
RELIEVES INFLAMMATION OF
STOMACH OR UDDER IMMED1-
ATELY.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Cough Mixture

Used internally for all Lung, Chest
and Throat complaints, along with
the Electric Oil, applied to throat
daily.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02

LOWED UP BY OUR CONDITION
POWDERS, THEY PUT YOUR AMI
NAL IN RATTLING HEALTH AND
CONDITION.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-02
Urine Powders

A Kidney and Urine regulator A
valuable remedy to keep on the place
always.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-12
LOGAN COUNTY Markets


Green sail CURED No l..s.....,. &C
Green No ...at...........as. &c
Pull and afag. one cent lees.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-12
AGENTS WANTED.
Losr AND FOUND.

LC3T-Nink fur neck piece on Cleye
land between Division and Vine
Finder return No this office and rc
caiye rewurd
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-02-12
HOUSE BILL NUM-
BER 583.
n g.BY YCOMMfTrEEIlN GENERAL. APPROPRIATIONS

i4'b1 SSMMl4 lEh''N NENifSAl- -ArfROtiNAllVNo
AN ACT
MAKING AN APPROPRIATION FOR THE EXPENSES
AND PER DIEM OF THE REGENTS OF THE NARI-
OljS STATE INSTITUTIONS FOR THE BIENNIAL
PERIOD FROM JUNE 3, 1909, TO JUNE go 1911
Be II Enacted by NE People Of me State Of Okahoma;
SECTION l. There is hereby appropriated out OF the
State Treasury from moneys not otherwise appropriated the sum
of Fourteen Thousand Dollars ($4ooo) pay the following
sums much thereof may be necessary Tor the purpose
for which is appropriated and the State Auditor shall draw
warrants upon the State Treasurer provided by this Act for
such portion thereof may be found be due upon auditing
the respective claims in favor Of the person whom such claims
allowed after such person has fully complied with the pro-
visions Of this Ac Provided that all claims and against
the State shall be and before being
dted and shall be drawn upon the State Treasurer
for any monies appropriated by this Act in OF the amount
allowed herein and that the drawing Of any upon any
iund after the appropriation herein made exhausted tn
creating Of any deficit is hereby made felony and shall be
punished accordingly
SECTION Z. The none, herein appropriated shall Be ap-
rortoned follows
State University. $4,000. 90
Agricultural and Mechanical College ....,.... aooo.o 90
State Normal Schools. 5000 90
University Preparatory School 100000
Colored Agricultural and Normal School ...... 100000
School for Deaf Observation-Disclosures. 1000 CO..
Whitaker Orphan Home. .,.......... tooo.
School Of Mines 1000. 90
School for Blind t............... 1000. 90
Agricultural and Industrial Commission ....,.. 1000. 90
SECTION g. The salary Of each appointed member Of
said Board OF Regents shall be four dollars (oo) per diem while
actually engaged in any session Provided also that any officer
being member exoco shall receive no per diem; and Pro-
yded further that greater mileage shall be allowed than three
s) per mile each way actually and necessarily travelled
Provided further that Regent shall draw than three
$3oo per day for hotel bills and other necessary additional
expenses
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
CHANGED HANDS.

The Temann dry goods store passed
|illO other hands this week and Fred
Fiemann, the former proprietor, is
bow in possession OF a tract OF land
kOntalning $50 acres and n townsite
Ben miles west Of Loveland. called
Eylyandale. Photos Of the place are
peing shown by Mr.. Tiemann and
Phey reveal many pretty hooks and
Beauty spots on the $50 acres which
Pre- not under cultivation. The bal
Phce Is In alfalfa. The new propric-
Fors Of the store at one time known
p the Cash Bazaar. will be welcomed
10 the business and social circles of
prdway. They are Mr.. Geo. Briggs
Pnd Mr.. c. f. Clark. OF Loveland, both
Experienced merchants.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
WHY

has ofdway so suddenly and so com.
pletcly lost interest in her schnolSy
a year ago, when there was hint Of
possible mismanagcment of school
iuhds, Ordway went wild, and there
were two hundred and nfty votes cast
III 'hc school election; as though taxes
wis tle only point worthy Of consider
ation In school affairs. This spriny.
aiteraycar OF undOubted retrugrcssion
IN school work, open grumbling at the
annual meeting, and resolutions pass-
ed placing responsibility for the mis-.
management OF and loss in the school
library, three-tlfths OF the voters came
out Are those all that cared what
Kind OF schools we have?
That the schools have taken step
backward during the year Just closing
Is apparent to everyone who has kept
IN touch with the school work-yct
we are Informed the schouls are to be
under the same management for next
year.
Heretofore it has been the rule here
as In every other town wishing its
schools To rank among the best, to
employ only teachers holding First
Grade certificates. (Thusc who made
a general average Of 80 per cent. or
better in the examination given by
the County Superintendent Of schools
to determine who should be granted a
license to teach In this county, This
year teacher was employed without
any license to teach In this county,
who finally secured Second Grade
certificate in the last examination for
granting teachers license. by the
County Superintendent. We are in
formed that this teacher has been
rc-emplUycd for next year and has
been given the highest priced, most
important grade position in the school:
also, n teacher who has been with us
three years and whose work has been
most satisfactory has been allowed to
20 to make room for her There is a
screw loose somewhere.
Are we overlooking the fact that
the school ranks next to the home in
the training of our future citizens:
Not only that, but the standing and
rank OF our public school is OF vast
Importance to every taxpayer and
property-owner In Ordway. The first
question asked by probable investor
inuuiring into the advantages of our
town is: "What kind OF schools have
you here"
A PARENT.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
IRRIGATING CROPS IN ROWS

In irrigating crops like beets, can
taloupes, or any crop that Is necessary
to have the rows wet uniformly, IL is
essential to have the water applied
the whole length Of the row rs nearly
at the same time as possible. 1t is Il
general principal OF irrigation that
the ground should be flooded as little
as possible, and the smaller the guam
tity OF water that is used. the better
the results that will be secured II the
land is sufficiently wet,
II the rows are '.sledded out" with
a log three or four feet long and
about the same size as the furrow on
land that takes water readily and is
inclined to become over wet at the
upper end OF the row, the water will
run through the rows in half OF the
time required In loose, rough ditch;
and by regulating the amount of wa
ter so that it runs in the furrow only
about as fast as 1t soaks into the row
along the whole length, very little
water will be wasted. The yield of
beets in the Arkansas Valley has been
much increased where this method
has been practiced.
The logging sleds are made so that
two rows are smoothe1 out at once.
This plan Of smoothing out the fur
rows saves water, prevents land be-
coming over soaked, and gives higher
yields Of crops.
Where it is desired to apply only a
small quantity OF water. as in growing
alfalfa in rows for seed, it is possible
to apply just enough water in this
way to fill and develop the seeds, and
prevent starting an after growth of
hay. Logging sleds can be made from
six by eight-inch timbers, or from
round butts of large poles. The rum
ners are usually made three and a
half feet long.
PHILo X. BLINN,
Colorado Agricultural College, Fort
Collins.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
GOOD PLACE TO LIVE
No Deaths In Ordway During
Past Quarter.

From the La Junta Tribune we clip
the following:
The report Of the state board OF
Health for the quarter ending May
II, 1909, contains the following CON
cerning contagious diseases and the
number of deaths In Otero county:
Outside Of Incorporated towns in
county-scarlet fever, 5; typhoid, !;
death from al! causes in county, %.
Fowlcr-Total deaths from all caus-
es, /.
La Junta-Diphthcria, 6; scarlet
fever, Is; typhoid fever, 4; deaths
from all causes, l3.
ManzanoIa-Total deaths from all
causes, 4.
Ordway-No deaths.
Rocky Ford-Typhoid fever, 8; total
deaths, all causes, TO-
Sugar City-Dcaths from all causes,
1.
Swink-Dcaths from all causes, |.
Total-Diphthcria, 6; scarlet fever.
23: typhoid fever, 10; deaths from all
causes, 81.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

man down 10 Kansas has conceived
"e 'uea that alfalfa should be cult.
a'eo, and hustled around to make a
'a','he that would meet the require
.cn's, He took Great Western hoe
a'n urlll' removed the steel points
y. nad set made of double length
~ thickness but knife shaped. This
". ~ uohe so they would cut instead of
sl he their way through and not
"p "" up the roots Of the alfalfa, yet
0"m ,au p.ow up the dirt to any desired
n,. p," uown to three inches. This
bay,'ator stirs up the soil around the
un's' destroys foxtail and weeds and
n.as as. oriVes out or destroys injurious
.e.'s' .. but he has never found a
au1 ,nlured. He goes east and west
~. cutting and north and south the
sas @ sometimes In early spring he
n,,,. narrow to level after the first
',a''on ss .on as the ground is more or
no,. a'y from the winter rains aud
m | Last year he took six acres,
c,os sppearing Just alike. On three
D,nn. ue put twelve spreader loads of
c,s. a.e 70 each acre. The other three
|hs wei, "ere cultivated four times and
Ooa I','ltlvated =, patch turned of as
Iec. aot better than the manured
Denver Field and Farm.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

the same number Of factories as Colo
rado, but their product is consider
ably smaller. California has only 8
plants, but some OF the latter are
very large. From year to year the
production of sugar is about the same
in the two states.
Utah has 5 factories aud they are
strong producers. Idaho and Wiscon-
sin follow with 4 each, and there are
10 states with factory each.
The most eastern factory is that at
Lyons, n. Y. Hamilton City, Cal,
has the most western factory, Los AL.
tamitOs, CAL, the most southern, and
Billings, Mont, the most northern.
The largest factory in the United
States, and one OF the largest in the
world, is the one OF Sprcckels, Cal,
which is able to slice 1900 tons OF
beets in day, or 100 carloads of 30
tons each.
The oldest successful factory in the
United States is the one at Alvarado,
Cal, which was established in 1879,
and has been making beet sugar for
thirty years. rs.-Kansas Farmer.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
Bubbles from Bob Creek

Misses Sadie and Alice Hefner visit
ed friends In Olney Sunday.
Have you seen Drescher's prize corn
field? For that matter, look at his
oats.
School will close next week, and IA
picnic is promised. Just where Is not
yet decided.
Bob Creek now boasts two ditch
camps; one near Everett's and the
other opposite Ed. Whitney's home.
What hive OF teeming (teaming)
energy!
Miss Josie Erickson has recently
returned from Chicago where she fin
lshed her course in nursing, and is
already engaged in her chosen vocation
at Rocky Ford.
Emery Massey and wife came over
from Fowler to spend Sunday with
relatives here. They report being
we'll pleased with their new home
near that burg.
Present indications are for a big
crowd at the social tomorrow night.
Everyone's curiosity is aroused, regard
Ing the proper methods OF measuring
waists and arms.
Whooping cough has almost let go
It's grip on this neighborhood, those
reported sick now being the Westcamp
twins and Otto Lundahl. These little
ones are recovering slowly.
The basket ball girls met at Mrs.
Williams home last week, and this
week with the Hefner girls, to make
preparations for the Waist and Arm
social Saturday night, the 18th.
Mr.. Lundahl and family are enter
tanning guests from the East, who
came out to enjoy the delights OF
sunny Colorado. What must they
think OF cloudy, cold and stormy days!
John Wilbur and Mr.. Dolson started
on their wagon trip to Oregon last
week. They expect to view most OF
the interesting country on their way
and let us know which is the most
desirable location.
Mrs. Gust. Erickson went out to
visit her husband at the sheep camp
last week, expecting to return in a
day or two, but on account OF the i'll
ness OF Mrs. Yawberry, has been de-
tained and may not return for several
days yet.
"BABBLER"
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
DECORATION DAY.

The program for Decoration Day
has been arranged as follows:
Parade will form on Colorado Boulc-
ward, in front of the Park Hotel
promptly at 9 o'clock and proceed
north to Sixth street, thence east to
Denver Boulevard and south on Den
yer Boulevard to the park opposite
the Missouri Pacific station where
the services OF the day will be held.
The parade will be made up In the
following order:
Ordway Band.
Grand Army Post.
Firing Squad.
School Children.
Relief Corps.
Benevolent Societies.
Citizens in Carriages.
At the school house the old soldiers
will open ranks and allow the school
children to take the lead, followed by
the firing squad. AT the park the
children will form open ranks and
the Grand Army Post will proceed to
the monument erected to the memory
of the Unknown Dead, followed by
the firing squad, school children, re.
lief corps, secret societies, Ordway
Industrial Association and citizens,
and the following program rendered:
Star Spangled Banner, Male Chorus
Ritualistic services by. C. A. r.
Music by band while monument is
being decorated by the school children.
Balance OF program will be rendered
from the band stand, Rev. G. S. Stein
metz presiding.
Song by the School.
Invocation. 80. .... -. Rev. Bower
Reading. Miss Ethel Bass
Address. ........... ...ReV. Rlce
Music
Address. ......... .... Rev. Craven
Music
Grafton of the day ....................
Senator d. NJ. Campbell
Music
Closing remarks and prayer.
Rev. G. S. Steinmetz
Dinner
Parade forms at park at 2 p. M, and
proceeds to Lakcview cemetery, where
the graves of comrades gone before,
will be decorated.
The committee on decoration will
Iappreciate any Offering of flowers and
co.opcration in properly decorating
graves at the cemetery. The COM
mittee follows: II. l. Olmstead. J.
G. Griffin, Mrs. Fred Cook. Mrs. j. Fl.
Peck, A. A. Brooks; c. S. Stcinmetz
and Mrs. S. V. Wathen.
Jas. O'Connell,
Rev. G. 5. Steinmetz,
A. A. Brooks,
w. w. Griffin,
A. NJ. Ward.
Com. on Arrangement.
las. O'Connell. Marshal Of the Day.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
Live Stock Market.
A PARENT.
TIE NEW ERA.

Special to THE New ERA.
Kansas City Stock Yards, May "a.
Total cattle supplies here last week
were AZ, 900 head, but included in this
were 5000 head OF thin cattle cnr0utc
from Texas to Dakota, and not on the
market. All the markets were fairly
well supplied, and prices declined 10
to 20 cents on fed Westerns during
the week. The supply Is only two
thirds as large today as on recent
Mondays, and prices are 10 to 10 high
er on westerns. Dealers expect mod
crate receipts for a month or two,
and say that prices breaks In the
meantime will be Of short duration.
Offerings from the range country are
meagre today, confined to some COM
mon cows which sold at sl.OO. Sales
late last week reached s6.75 for a cut
OF the Lockhart steers, other fed
Colurados at $3.50 to $500, Colorado
heifers $5.35 to $3.50, feeders S5.25.
Oklahoma fed steers brought Sc so,
Texas meal fed steers today at 50. ~ To
SO 90, grass cows from the Southwest
g.. rs to 81. 10, veal calves up to $3.50.
Several lots Of Colorado cattle are en-
route for this maket later in the week
with favorable prospects of meeting a
good sale.
Sheep and lambs sold lower up to
the middle of last week, but advanced
slightly toward the close, and the
market is 10 to Is higher today, run
l2, 900 head today. Goats are Sl.Oo to
81, ,25 below their position two weeks
ago, account of liberal receipts oi
same, and spring lambs are also of 5C
TO rs cents in that time. Wooled
lambs from Colorado sold at sS'95 to
so. 90 here today, prices equal to same
class one week ago, spring lambs today
at $s.25. Texas ewes sold today al
a 90, Texas wethers at s5.35 to 1913,
and some good Arizona wethers
brought 5000 today. Receipts oi
sheen and lambs for May will be 10
per cent. short of last May here, and
movements of buyers Indicate that
choice offerings will hold up to pres
emit high rates, while medium to com
mon stock may sell with some disap'
po'n''"'"' ~ J. A. R1cKART.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

County Clerk Todd has received a
fap from John A. Martin, congress
Plan from this district, showing the
(ahds In Otcro county, designated by
/ ne secretary OF the interior on April
F'th.' under the enlarged homestead
cL All OF the lands available in
PIeto county under this act are locate
y the extreme southeast corner of
fae county and the area Is not OF
PARTICULARLY stupendous proportions.
ney are also at such great distance
,om civilization, water, railroads and
lae necessities OF life that there Is
ftty little probability OF an exodus in
inner direction. The nearest attrac-
700 to the lands available on the
Pofth Is the oil well OF the Breckin.
luse Basin Oil Company, and there
lay oe something doing over there
slole many weeks. Anyone desiring
'aSe look at the map will be ac-
foumodated by making their wishes
aU"n to the county clerk.-La Junta
Tribune.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

The space In newspaper, says the
Fattsmouth tNeb) Herald, is like a
|tract Of land that is for sale, it needs
cultivation. When a business man
buys space in newspaper and pre-
J bents his copy for his ad. and then
! caves the same ad. stand for weeks
hai weeks he does not derive much
benefit after the second issue OF the
tlper. lie is like the man who buys
! tract Of land and plants IL to Il crop
Bad does no more. The ad. must be
bew display, new ideas, new induce
heats offered. This being true.
Patronage will come.
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

An author engaged a young lady
typewrlter to take down his new novel
from dctatiun, AT the passage: "Oh.
py adorable angel, accept the confcs.
sion from my lips that cannot exist
without you! Make me happy! Come
,nd share my lot and be mine until
death do Us part!"-and his fair Sec
te,ary paused and ingenuously inquir-
Id: "ls that to go down with the
ksyg"
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

Editor Allison makes this explana-
tiOn for an angry subscriber to the
Snyder tOkla) Signal Star: "John
Anderson accuses the Signal OF having
misrcprcsented him. He must be
mistaken as close search of the files
uf this paper fails to show single
instance In which Anderson was re-
fcrrcd to as a gentleman"
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28
Smashes All Records

AS an all-round laxative tonic and
health.builder no other pills can cum-
pare with DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
They tone and regulate stomach, liver
aud kidneys, purify the blood, streng-
then the nerves; cure Constipation,
Dyspepsia, Riliousness, Jaundice,
Headache, Chills and Malaria. Try
them. 25c at Edgar Bros aa
The Ordway new era., 1909-05-28

Evidently n subscriber OF the Ian
sInp kan. News has not much OF an
opInion Of the think-works OF the edi-
hon Of that paper, for he wrote him
recently: III your brains were dyna-
mite and they should explode, they
wouldn't muss your hair"