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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
CHOICE RANCHES AND TIM.
Der LANDS IN LINCOLN
COUNTY.

$50 acres, miles from Newport,
or Toledo. on main county road,
40 acres level. 80 acres under
plow, bottom land, sandy upland,
black soil, 10 acres timber, lSO
acres pasture. New house, l4XZt'
ell I4x24,'7 Z rooms, two barns, 4Ox
40 and 3Sx50, wOOdshed 14x24,
horses. 2S head sheep, 22 head
cattle. milk cows. 4 heifers,
steers. with all far mimplements'
wagon, blackboard, etc. Price
800.
100 acres OF timber In the SletI
reservation, near the coast, esu-
ated as follows: 5000, 900 feet
hemlock, 100000 spruce, 4
1000 cedar, all of No. l guar
ity, at s440O.
l60 acres OF timber. one-half mile
from the Siletz river, estimated as
follows: 100000 spruce, l.
10000 hemlOck; $4,000
100 acres timber on the Siletz, near
coast, 10 miles from Newport es,
timated as follows: 4,0OO,OoV
hemlock, 100000 spruce. T.
100000 cedar; $4,000.
100 acres 4 y miles from Newport
10 acres under plow. young or
chard 40 to so trees. good Groom
house 24x3O, -oodshed lexis,
root house 12x16. warehouse ia
IA, split board barn 40x5O, o.
100000 fir. 100000 alder um
ber. fir timber mostly secoho
growth; $2750. -
160 acres unimproved land, B mile.
from Newport; partly covered VIZ
timber; No. fruit and grams
land; $500.
L. w. WILLIAMS, Newport, VI;
For information INQUIRE at Joufn~
Office.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Tell some deserving rheumatic
sufferer that thers is yet one simple
way to certain relief. Get DR.. Shops
book on Rheumatism and a free trial
test. This book will make Il entirely
clear how rheumatic pains are quick
ly killed by DR.. Shoop's Rheumatic
Remedy-liquid or tablets. Send no
money. The test is free. Surprise
some disheartened sufferer by first
getting for him the book from DR..
Shop, Racine, Wis. Capital Drug
Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Any lady reader of this paper will
receive, on request, a clever mo
Drip" coffee strainer coupon privi-
lege from DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
II is silver-plated, very pretty and
positively prevents all dripping of tea
or coffee. The doctor sends Il with
his new free book on Health Coffee"
simply to introduce this clever sub
stitute for real coffee. DR.. Shops
health Coffee Is gaining It's great
popularity because of, first, its ex-
quisite taste and flavor; second, its
absolute healthf1lness; third, its
economy u 10 25c; fourth, its con-
venience. No tedlus 20 to 80 min
utes boiling. MADE In a minute"
says DR.. Shoop. Try It at your gro
GERS, for pleasant surprise. ]. w.
Harritt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
SOME OF OUR BARGAINS.

5-acre chicken ranch, house, barn, 2
chicken houses, plenty OF fruit, good
water, land all in cultivation, Az
miles from Salem; a snap, only
5000.
House and 10 lots, all In fruit and
good garden, fine location. Only
$1,000
one block of fine lots. must be sold
at once.
New house. fine well, good lots, all
In fruit. $3.50.
10, / 8 or 20 acres, all in crop, fine
land on good road; only 800 per
acre. close in. A snap.
New, fine, up-to-date Groom house
lot 72xl70, fronts east, all kinds
fruit. fine home. only $l7O0.
If you want farm, fruit tracts, bear
ing orchards. lots on the Install
ment plan, we have anything that
is in this country that is for sale
II you want help or want to work
see
A. &. SMITH a Co,
Real Estate and Employment ONCE,
544 State ST. Phone 1907
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Alone IL saw MIN at Midnight

unmindfui of dampness, drafts
storms or cold, ". j. Atkins worked
as night watchman at Banner
Springs, Tenn. Such exposure gave
him a bevere coin that settled on his
lungs. At last he had to give nm
work. He tried many remedies but
all failed till be Used DR.. Kings
New Discovery. after using one
BOTTLE" he writes, II went back 10
work as we'll as ever" Severe ColdS
stubborn Coughs inhamed throats
end core lungs, Hemorrhages, Croup
and Whooping Cough get quick re-
lief and prompt cure from this glo-
rious medicine. soc and S1.OO.
Triai bottle free, guaranteed by ]. g.
Peddy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
REAL ESTATE NEWS
WANTED.
At Once.

We have a ellen. who wants a good
7-room house and lot, price not
over $4,000. II you want to sell
your property act quickly aud
phone US today.
FORSALE.
Beautiful smburban home, $2,250
Well worth $4,000; nearly ten
acres. All kinds OF bearing fruit
trees and berries. Good 7-room
house, barn, crop, stock and i'm
plement, all for S2.250.
FARMS.
We have farms any number OF acres
to suit. Call and get our list OF
farms.
HOUSES.
$1,000 you want a strictly mod,
ern and up-to-date house in every
way, lot 75x16S, In swell location
this is tho best offer in the city
This property ic well worth $4,000
500 Snap.
Good broom house, close In, only
800.
Houses and Lots Sold on Installment
Vacant lots In all parts OF the city
Houses for Rent.
We can exchange your property sat.
isfactorily.
5ls Acres Close i'm Snap.
$l,050-For three days only we can
offer nice 5h acres with crop,
small house and good barn, close
to city limits, for S1.05O. Would
be cheap at $500. Call today
BECHrEL 3 MINTON,
Rooms and 8. Bayne Building
S41 State Street Salem, Or,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
REAL ESTATE.

10. $50 acres line land. good
house and barn, other outbuild-
ings; acres in orchard; good
wells; miles from Salem. Price
$4.250
No. 1873 acres AZ miles north
east from Salem, all in cultiva-
tlon; y acre in berries, Groom
house. 100 assorted fruit trees, II
young Royal Anne cherry trees,
horse, 2 harness, / buggy. light
hack, 2 cows; all farm imple-
ments go with the place. Price
$4,000.
No. 1910 acres, lot 3, Capital Ad-
dltlon to Fruitland, Groom box
house. good cellar and well. barn
3Ox56. shed 14x40; 400 bushels
OF fruit picked from acres last
season; thiJ place is well tiled.
Price $4,000.
No. 1870 acres. all in cultivation,
acres orchard. good 5-room
house and barn. 2 wells of water.
near school and chnrch; sell for
$4,000 or trade for. city property.
terms.
No. S4-5-room house, lot 50xl5O,
on 18th street. Price $500; terms
q. q. SAVAGE,
1874 South Commercial Street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

fire hydrant that he passed, and also
had some recollection of hurling $40
gold pieces up side streets.
1T Is hard luck" he said today,
but will you believe It, / can't re-
member the name Of one of those
streets, although / spent most of yes
terday looking for them"
The steward was "fiat broke" when
he made his appearance at the police
station.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Nhamberlain's Cough Remedy the
Best on the Market.
II have used CLamberlain's Cough
Remedy and find II to be the best
on the market" says e. w. Tardy,
editor OF the Sentinel. Galneboro
Tenn. "our baby had several colds
the past winter and Chamberlain
Cough Remedy always gave II relief
az once and cured II in a short time.
i always recommend II when op-
portunity presents itself" For sale
by all good druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Men Past Fifty in Danger.

Men past middle life have found
comfort and relief In Foley's Kidney
Remedy, especially for enlarged pros
tate gland, which is very common
among elderly men. l.. E. Morris,
Dexter, KY, writes: "Up to year
ago my father suffered from kidney
and bladder trouble and several ply
sicians pronounced It enlargement
of the PROSTATE gland, and advised
an operation. On account Of his age
we were afraid he could not stand It,
and / recommended Foley's Kidney
Remedy, and the first bottle relieved
him, and after taking the second
bottle he was no longer troubled
with this complaint" j. G. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Discovered A CoaI Vein

While drilling we'll on the La
than school grounds, two miles south
of Cottage Grove, a few days ago,
Messrs. Ralston & Spear bored
through a three-foot vein OF coal at
a depth of 80 feet, and a second
small vein of a better grade was
struck at a depth of "a feet. This
we'll was sunk to depth of S5 feet,
and an excellent flow of good, pure
water secured.-Forest Grove Lead
or
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

To avoid serious results take
Foley's Kidney Remedy at the first
sign of kidney or bladder disorder,
such as backache, urinary irregular
tiles, exhaustion and yeu will soon
be well. Commence taking Foley's
Kidney Remedy today. ]. @. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
You New re Can Tell

just exactly the cause OF you rheu-
,1atism, but you know you have II.
Do you know that Ballard's Snow
Linlment will cure it7 relieves the
pain-reduces the swelling and linn
bers the joints and muscles so that
you will be as active and we'll as you
ever were. Price 25c, SOC and 800
Sold by all druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Proposals for Armory and Drill Hall.


Sealed proposals, plainly marked
on the outside of the sealed envelope,
Proposals for Armory and Drill Hall
Building. Oregon Agricultural Col
lege, Corvallis, Or" and addressed
to the secretary of the board of re-
gents. y. Il. Wilson, at the college
office, until 2 o'clock p. NJ. OF June
2S, 1909, for the construction and
completion of a brick and concrete
armory and drill hall building, al
Corvallis, Or, In strict accordance
with the plans, specifications and In
structions TO bidders which may be
examined at the Once of the secre-
tary OF the college, and at the office
of the architects, Bennes & Hen
bricks. 81 Liable building. Portland.
Oregon. 6-12-22d
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
AIEHAMA TIMBER AND FARM
ING LANDS.

Charles Baird hEs six million feet
of standing fir timber Ave miles
northeast of Mehama. Umpire of
VIM Barringer, Mehama, ore.
w. ]. Small has eight million feet
OF standing fir timber Ave miles
east OF MehEma. Inquire OF VIM.
Barrlngel MeLama, Ore.
Twenty million feet of standing fir
timber four miles east of Mehama.
Inquire OF e. A. Taylor, Mehama,
Ore.
Low price farming and grazing
lands nea Mehama, from SIS to
$50 per acre.
For information address,
G. p. Terrill,
6-1-1mo' Mehama, ore.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Stung for 10 Years

by Indigestion's pangs-trying many
doctors and $4,000 worth of medi-
cine In vain, B. f. Ayscue, OF InEle-
side, N. c., at last used DR.. Kings
New Life Pills and writes thev
wholly cured him. They cure Con.
stipation, Biliousness, Sick Headache
Stomach Liver, Kidney and Bowel
troubles. 25c at ]. @. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

There is one thing about a dog
fight. Tho dogs engaged In it do
not 60 around afterward and talk
about Il.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Foley's Honey and Tar is especial
ly recommended for chronic throat
and lung troubles and many sufferers
from bronchitis, asthma and con-
sumption have found comfort and
relief, by using Foley's Honey and
Tar. ]. @. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Iookinc One's Best.

It's a woman's delight 10 ~, @
her best but pimples, skin erupuVVII-
sores and boils rob life OF JOY ~.
tent Bucklen's Arpica Salye cur ~.
them; makes the skin soft ana ~ ".
vety. 1t glorifies the face. .ss vas~
Pimples. Sore Eyes, Cold ~,
Cracked Lips. Chapped Hands, u
It. Infalllble for Piles. 26c a. .
Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
SCATTERED MONEY
ON FRISCO STREETS
united Press Leased wire. ]

San Francisco, June 28.--After
scattering 1915 In gold around the
streets OF San Francisco Saturday
night, p. p. Travers, of Manila, stew
ard on the transport Crook, sought
aid of the police today.
Travers told the desk sergeant at
headquarters that he remembered
having laid a s5 gold piece on each
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

While figures may not lie, II Is
never safe to bet on those you meet
in a free trade argument.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
=. Classified Ads i. i.
BUSINESS CARDS.

Painter and Paper Hanger-Esti-
mates msde and frst-class work
done. I. d. Driver, SIT N. Capital
street, Salem, Oregon. Phone 926
6-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Colds that hsnT on weaken the
constitution and develop into con-
sumption. Foley's Honey and Tar
cures persistent coughs that refuse to
yield TO other treatment. Do not en-.
pertinent With untried remedies as
delay may resul in your cold set
ting on your lungs. ]. @. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Among lawyers IL seems to be a
mark of ignorance for one lawyer to
agree with another.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

The man who didn't mean to hurt
your feelings ought to be fed his own
medicine,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Anyway, IL T. a lot nicer to be a
leader than a driver.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
Capital Journal "Want Ads" Bring
Quick Results

One cent a word for first insertion.
0ne-hAlf cent a word for each insertion
thereafter. No advertisement taken for
less than 25c. Count six words to the
line.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Dallas is to have a big celebration
July 4.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Livery and Feed Stabies-OId Post
office Stables, at 254 Ferry street,
between Commercial and Front
streets. Telephone 1873. Some of
the finest llveries In the city can
be found here. WAstacott & JohD-
son. Il
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

An Atchlson man is so contrary
that cheese physics him.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
NOTICEi

ALL CHANGES OF copy for Real
Estate Ads must be In The Journal
Office by o'clock the evening before
the day on which the ad Is 90 appear
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Everyone would be benefited by
taking Foley's Orlno Laxative for
constipation, stomach and liver
trouble, as It sweetens the stomach
and breath, gently stimulates the llv-
er and regulates the bowels. and is
much superior to pills and ordinary
laXatlves. Why not try Foley's
Orino Laxative today7 J. @. Perry
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

Read th,,t ad OF the Cherry Fair
in today's issue and get just a little
idea how big an event It Is going
to be.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
SOME REAL BARGAINS.

broom house, 6-foot basement, 2
bloeks from street car, barn 1Sx
20. 200 strawberry plants, young
fruit trees, lots 75x250, price
SI260. Terms.
2% acres, 7-room house, mile
from school, 400 yards from Ore
gon Electric thtion, 10e fare TO
Salem, barn and hothouse, young
orchar |, horse, COW, wagon and
farm implements, all for $4,000.
Land Buyers Club
3ll N. Commercial ST.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
CAPITAL BAKERs,

Prop. Bread, cake, pies, and all
kinds OF pastries, cookies, etc.
Watcn for our wagon. Phone
954. 11-19-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28

q. q. SAVAGE,
1874 South Commercial Street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-06-28
FOUND.

You can't SAY anything eomplimen
tary to a woman that will surprise
her.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26
GREAT TENNIS
MRS. COULTER WILL MEET MISS
MIRIAM HALL IN CHALLENGE
MATCH NEXT MONTH.

The best womens tennis ever seen in
Honolulu should result next month
when Miss Miriam Hall and Mrs. olive
Coulter, formerly Miss Horner, meet in
a challenge match. OF course the cham
pionship of the islands will remain
with Miss Hall even if she should meet
defeat in the coming play, for accord
ing to the rules of tennis the cham
pionship is played for only in one
tournament year and prior or subse-
quent defeats do not count towards the
title. Nevertheless the match is Great
ing a great deal of interest locally.
The fact that both of the ladies men
toned can, with the greatest of ease,
defeat all but perhaps four or five Of
the men who playing tennis in Homo
lulu, is something which has hardly
been realized by most of the local en-
thusiasts till lately. Mrs Coulter and
Miss Hall have both shown their class
against the local players Of the oppo-
lite sex and have come off with flying
colors. j. j. Page who left for the
Lldlhldhu q Low uciy . d5Oj 10 dCCOuIlJbu
as one of the beset players in Homo
lulu outside OF the very front rank and
he has been on several occasions forced
to take back seat by the playing of
Mrs. Coulter. On one occasion she
took two sets out of three from him and
again three sets out of four. Page
was playing his hardest too, and has
probably one Of the fastest serves seen
in the city today. Miss Hall also de-
feated Page when he was on trip
to Kohala few weeks ago, taking two
sets out of three.
When it comes to the playing of the
two women experts the chances seems
to favor Miss Hall. She is a more ex-
perienced and heady player tnan Mrs.
Coulter and probably more brilliant.
lThe latter, however, is a marvel of
steadiness and playing a back court
game, returns ball after ball with an
Accuracy which is wonderful. She is
also one of the few women players who
can handle ball which hits close to
her feet. When the match takes place
every tennis fend in Honolulu will be
in hand to take look see."
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26
IN
BALL CIRCLES
KALIHI A. c. TO HOLD MEETING
TONIGHT AND TRY TO SETTLE
OAHU LEAGUE PILIKIA.

There seems to be more or less trou-
BILE in regard to the Kalihi A. c., the
Beers of the Oahu League, and to
straighten out matters a meeting of the
club is to be held tomorrow night at
the residence of Adrian Keoho, the
secretary of the Club. Complaints
have been made to the effect that Paul
Burns, the manager of the club has
not been present at the meetings OF
the league for some time past, nor has
been showing up at the Athletic park
for the games. Paul Burns, the man
ager in question, is one of the best
liked OF all the baseball players in
town and even If case of crouch has
caused this, resulting from some griev-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26

made a cabin-boy. On reaching Eng
land he remained a year, picking up
the English language to some extent.
Then he became one of a Japanese
embassy and assisted in the first
Anglo-Japanese treaty.
There have been many plots and at
tempts to kill him. While the talk Of
war with Russia was prevalent all over
the empire in 1908, a Japanese student
was arrested as a plotter against the
life of The ten marquis The war
feeling ran so high that many of the
fanatics held Ito responsible for failure
to protect Japan by going to war 9th
err attempts were made in Korea during
his Official residence there.
Ito was a soldier statesman and
diplomat, familiar with the political
conditions Of all countries, and an es-
pecially devoted friend of the United
States. Russia, after the Japanese
victory over the Chinese in 1895, de-
prived Japan Of all her advantages, ex-
cept the possession of Formosa which
the Japanese army and the diplomacy
of Ito had secured for Japan. His
mission to Korea in 1904 as resident
general and general adviser to the royal
court at Seoul was regarded as a wise
move on the part of Japan for he was
the statesman best fitted to steer
Japan's policy in that turbulent coun-
try.
AS to the stowaway incident, Ito and
Count Inouye tell different stories.
When King Kalakaua and his suite
were in Japan in 1881 they met Ito and
lnouye many times, and one evening
Ito told them of their misfortunes
twenty years before in reaching Eng
land. Both the noblemen belonged to
the Satsuma clan and the head of it
determined to learn OIL the British pow
er by visiting London. He selected
the two and they were furnished with
letters or credit on English bankers.
On reaching Nagasak1 they went to
a shippingf Office and repeated the only
English word they knew-"navigation."
NASh OhSJ SUI " SOd thSy lOuhu IhdI
instead of being passengers they were
shipped as common sailors and had to
scrub decks. The English sailors won
all their money by gambling.
On reaching England where they had
some ups and downs, they finally fell
INTO good hands and learned much that
was of the utmost value to Japan in
It's later development.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26
Castle & Cooke.
LIMITED
Honolulu, T. H.

SHIPPING ND COMMISSION MER-
CHANTS.
SUGAR FACTORS and GENERAL IN
SURANCE AGENTS.
representing
Eva Plantation Co.
Waialua Agricultural Co., Ltd.
Kohala Sugar Co.
Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
Apokaa Sugar Co., Ltd
Fulton Iron Works of st. Louis.
Blake Steam Pumps.
Westons Centrifugals.
Babcock G Wilcox Boilers.
Green's Fuel Economizer. r.
Marsh Steam Pumps,
Matson Navigation Co.
Planters Line Shipping Co.
New England Mutual Life Insure
ance Company Of Boston.
Aetna Insurance Co.
National Fire Insurance Co.
Citizens Insurance Co. (Hartford
Fire Insurance Coz
The London Assurance Corpora
ton.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26

ance or other, it is hoped that he will
come into line and fight it out.
There will be a meeting Of the Oahu
League on Thursday evening at the
office of C. F. Chillingworth and it is
hoped that all the teams will be pre-
sent through their managers. There
has been considerable criticism Of the
Marine team for the form which they
showed last Sunday and it Is stated that
the fact that pay day came off just be-
tore Sunday had more or less to do with
the poor playing. 1t is promised that
1t will never, never happen again.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26
DEPENDABLE PROPRIETARY
MEDICINES.

1t must be admitted by every fair
minded, intelligent person, that a me-
dicine could not live and grow in popu-
larity for thirty years, and today hold
a record for thousands upon thousands
Of actual cures, as has Lydia q. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, without
possessing great virtue and actual
worth. Such medicines must be look
ed upon and termed both standard and
dependable by every thinking person
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26
RHErMATISM.

Build up your nervous system, re-
move the poison from the blood, and
restore perfect blood circulation with
Dr. Miles Nervine, and you will find
the cause removed, your rheumatism
gone, and your entire nervous system
vigorous and healthy. Sold with a
guarantee that first bottle will benefit
or your money back.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-26
BUT, OH, YOU CRAWFORD !
By Midas.

By Midas. 80
Bill Crawford should investigate!
It fain would spill tear; s~
What brand of poppy opiate
Conceived a thought so queer? -
Why, when our pretty Willie Boy
Becomes investigator,
We should expect to soon perfect
The eggless incubator.
When Willie Crawford is ordained
To search out sin and sinners,
Most everything will be explained,
And losers will be winners.
Then war will cease and holy peace
Will soothe each agitator,
And peaches grow on lemon trees
When Bills investigator
Because he joined gambling game
And failed to be a winner,
He now aspires to gain the name
Of saint, and not of sinner.
And now the folks who roasted him
Ct mean the Advertiser)
Have put him on a pedestal
AS civic supervisor
When Wie's through with the police
And found what he is after,
Let's hope he'll gather in the fleece
Of every kind of CRATER.
But should really like to know
(As one, poor, lone spectator),
Who's going to investigate
This bold investigator?