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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
PENSIA MAID TAKES
HESTER-COLUMBUS STAKE

Columbus, Sept 21.-Pensia Maids
victory over the Hester-Columbus
stake fayorite Margin was the not
able occurrence at this afternoon S
grand circuit races. The Maid won
the last two heats after the first one,
in which Margin made break at the
first quarter turn. was taken by Jack
McKerTen from Cleveland.
Margin opening as favorite, 500 TO
S25. was kept as first choice, after
her loss of the first heat. Tho field
sold at 500 to S4S for Margin, for
whom there was vet chance TO win
Results:
Columbus purse, $1,000. 2;O9 trot-
tiers. 3 -heats-The Harvester won In
straight heats. Time. 2:05 Ia;
20S Ii; 20S l-l. Genteel H. Beatrice
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Wrestling
Shooting
AutomobiIing
Sporting News

bellino, Nancy Royce. Judge Lee and
Brace Girdles also ran.
Hester-Columbus stakes, $4,000
2:l6 trotters. 3 heats-Pensla Maid
won I'd and Sd heats. Time, 2:O6 3-4 i;
2;o7 Ii Jack McKerron won first
heat. Time. 2:07 IL. General H.,
and Idlewise also ran.
2;O9 pace, 3 in 5, purse. $1,000
Ella Ambulator won in straight heats.
Time. 2:06 IA; 2:0G IL; 2:O7 IA.
Flying Jim. Byron Kay. Ruth D.. Billy
b.. Shamrock. Shaughran. Sir Milton,
Complex and w. d, S. also started.
2;l7 trot. 3 In 8, purse. 81 .20O-Lady
Stately won in straight heats. Time,
2:10 Il; 2;0S Ia; 2:lG IA. Ashland
Clay, Startle. Sir Todd, Remorseful,
The Sakloman, Little Red. Argot Hal,
John b. Donayy. Far Falla. Silver
Baron. Miss Baritone. Pansy Elknut,
Ny Gift. King Peter and Lottie Sher-
bert also started,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
DEMARA LEADS FIELD
IN BICYCLE CONTEST

Kansas City. Sept 21.-After eight
hours of fast riding this afternoon
and evening. the ten riders In the
siX-day bicycle race. occupied about
the same relative positions as last
night, Demara leading the field. but
the next five riders are within three
laps OF him. The positions follow;
Dcmara. 347 miles. laps; Hunter
and Williams, 3l7 Miles. laps: Nit
ten. Morgan and Stein. 347 miles. 5
laps Crebs, $40 miles. laps: Pal
mer $40 miles. l lap; Wells. 336 miles,
8 laps; Schnell. 335 miles, laps.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
REPUBLICAN, CALL.
Ogden. Utah. Sept. II. /.

Ogden, Utah, Sept. II. 1909.
A convention OF the Republican Par
~ of Ogden City Is hereby called TO
meet at The County Court House at
11:00 o'clock a m. Thursday, Octo-
ber 75h. 1908, for the purpose of plac-
ing in nomination a candidate for
Mayor. Recorder. Treasurer Munich
pal Judge, Attorney and Auditor.
Said Convention VIII be composed
of 13l delegates apportioned among
the various voting districts of this City
in tho proportion OF one delegate 10
every so votes or major fraction there
of cast for Congressman Joseph How
ell at the last election which said
apportionment gives the following
representation TO the various districts:
ogden City.
Votes. Delegates. Total
for Ward
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

T he most exquisite
cleanliness is necessary
IN the care of bottles and
other utensils used in
the preparation of a
baby's food.
For this purpose, there
is nothing quite so good
as Ivory Soap.
i Dissolve a few shaw.
ings of Ivory Soap in
a quart of hot water,
Rinse the bottles with
cold water, wash them
inside and out in the
Ivory Soap suds and
then scald with boiling
water.
Ivory Soap
994>1Oo Per Cent. Pure.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
PROBATE AND
GUARDIANSHIP NOTICES
Consult County CIerk or the Respec
tive Sloners for Further
information,
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Mary Horrocks Leayitt,
deceased.
Creditors will present claims with
vouchers TO the undersigned at the
residence of George j. Marsh. attor-
ney for executors. 5i6 Twcnty-elghth
street, Ogden. Utah, on or before Jan
uary Goth, 1910,
JAMES LEAVITT and
CHAUNCY l. LEAVTT,
ENxpcutors
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FIGHT is POSTPONED.

San Francisco. Sept. 21-The pro
posed lightweight battle between Lew
Powell and Johnny Frayne, set for .Oc-
tobcr 5. has been postponed until the
night of October Is. owing to Frayne's
illness
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.
ST. Louls. 2; phIIadeIphIa, l.

Philadelphia. Sept. 2i,-St Louis to-
day defeated Philadelphia, to l.
Bailey held Philadelphia down TO
three hits St Louis tied the score
in the seventh inning on an error by
Collins. a wild pitch by Morgan and
Wauace's single. In tho eighth In
ming Philadelphia had the bases full
with one out. but Morgan was caught
trying 10 score on an attempted
squeeze play. Hartzell scored the win
ming run In the ninth inning on a
single, Griggs' sacrifice. Devoye's out
and Wallace's sIngles Score;
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Portland, q; Los Angeles, o

Portland. Sept. 21,-Portland cele.
brated its home coming today by de-
feating the Los Angeles team. 4 to 0.
The visitors were wholly unable to do
anything with Guyn at critical points.
while Portland hit Thorsen with good
effect throughout the game. Score:
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EXCURSION TO

y EXCURSION TO GoIoFIELo.
New. via Southern Pacific, daily. Sep,
tember goth TO 25th, $4,000 round trip.
Tickets good to return until Oct. 18th.
The above account American Mining
Congress. =
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

License ls Granted-A license to
marry was Issued by the county clerk
yesterday afternoon TO Will Reedcr
and Bertie Wotherspoon, both of Og-
den
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

Philadelphia 80. ...s5...
Ewing, Rowan and Roth, Moore.
Moran and DOOM.
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WEST END TWIN FALLS LAND

Opening excursion 10 Buhl. Idaho.
Sept 25. &c and 27. via o. S L. Ask
agents for particulars =
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cInoinnatl. q; PhIIadelphIa. 3

Cincinnati Sept. 21.-Philadelphia
lost loosely played game here today.
Score: r, II. T.
Cincinnati ..........
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PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.
Sacramento. q. Vcrnon. 2

OdC' d'T'CT'IO' = 'ST'TO''f q
Los Angeles, Sept 21LThe first
game OF the series here between Vcr-
non and Sacramento went 10 the vis-
itors, 4 to 2 Breckenridge permitted
nine hits and 'evory time two came
tnpethcr y iIn 'reSulted Score
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

Oakland, 2; San Francisco, I,
Oakland, Sept 21.-Oakland cap
ured the first game of the series from
San Francisco, TO |, although the To-
Gals gathered but three hits. while the
leaders batted out eight safeties
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

Danderine works wonders 1t produces
hair just as surely as rain
and sunshine raises crops. II prosuceS ,n,os
growth OF luxuriant hair whom All other raoNHH
a,"s tall: We guarantee Daudcrlno All drug.
ssuo seIi it-2sc, soc and 81 per bottle. To
prove ite worth send this ad with ioc In stsmp,
VI ouser end wo Will mall you q large f,ee
e>npie' ASoWLTON DANDERINE co.
Chicago. Ill
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eoston ?; CIcveIand. 3.

Boston, Sept 21-Cy Young was
beaten today on the local grounds for
the second time since he left the Bos.
ton club last year. the home team
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BASEBALL
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Pittsbure, 2, S.; Boston, o, o.
Pittsburg, Sept. 21,-PittsbuTg Won
both games OF a doublehcader with
Boston here today. shutting out the
visitors both times Score:
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
COAST LEAGUE.

Breckenridge and Hogan; Siehman
and La LonSe.
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NORTHWESTERN LEAGUE.
Ahnrdeen. q. Seattle. O.

p Butler and Blankenship; Seaton
and Armbruster.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

Thorsen and Orondorff, Guyn and
Fisher.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

Sioux City, Sept. 2l.-SiouX City-Lin-
coin afternoon game postponed; rain.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
Came Postnoned.

Bohannon and Haas, Kaufman and
KcrnS Called in fifth rain,
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WESTERN LEAGUE.

Wichita, 3; pueblo,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22
Washlnnton. ?; oetrolt. {

Young and Higgins; Smith and Car
rigaD.
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New York, 5; Chicago, o.

| Morgan and Livingston; Bailey and
J Killer
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-09-22

Denver, 4; Topeka, 0.
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Pueblo. Sept, 21--Scorc:
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
All Who
Would Enjoy

good health. with il blessings, muat ~
derstand, quite clearly, that " involves -
question Of right living with an ths tern,
implies. With proper knowledge IF whaAs
Is best, each hour Of recreation, 81 enjoy.
ment. Of contemplation and 81 effort may
be made TO contribute to living ariehk
Then the use Of medicines may be di1s
pensed with to advantage, but; under o.
binary conditions IN many instances :
simple, wholesome remedy may b invalu-,s
able if taken at the proper time and ~
California Fig Syrup Go. holds that il =
alike important to present the subject
truthfully and 20 supply the - perfect
laxative to those desiring il.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup otsl
Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA gives general
satisfaction. To get It's beneficial efects
buy the genuine, manufactured BY The
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for -
by all leading druggists.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
SA Roous's conssssion.

"A gentleman who was buying 4 turkey
from old Uncle Ephraim asked him In
making The purchase. h Il was q tame
turkey.
on. yais. air. It's = tame turkey. all
right"
Now. Ephraim, are you sure it's =
tame turkey r.
.sOh. yais, sir: dere's no soft q Doubt
bout dat. It's q tame turkey, all riE at"
He consequently bought the turkey, and
a day or two later. when eating It. came
across several shot. Later on, when he
met old Ephraim on the street, he said:
well, Ephraim. you told me that was
q tame turkey, but ! found some shot In
1t when I was eating IT.
"Oh, dat war a tame turkey, all right"
was Uncle Ephraim's reiterated rejoinder:
.but de fac is, boss. rs gwine to tell yer
In confidence dat dem ERE shot WAS i'm
tended for me-"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
EXTRAORDINARY INCREASE IN
LAND VALUES.
Southern Alberta Is a Mighty Good
Country.

Southern Alberta Is n Mighty Good
Country.
No stronger or better evidence can
be given Of the merits of a country
than that which comes from the testi-
mony of the settler who has determine
ton to succeed. This is why we re-
produce the following letter, which.
speaks for itself. These people were
induced to go to Western Canada.
through the solicitation Of a Canadian
Government agent, who secured for
them low railway rates.
Carmangay, Alta, Canada, Dec. 10, 'OS.
Mr.. G. j. B%roughton, Canadian Govern
ment Agency, 135 Adams street,
Chicago:
We had audacity enough to tackle
the proposition of buying our sections
OF land in Southern Alberta, thirty
miles east Of C%lairsholm, and heading
up on the Little Bow, and our two boys
each got a homestead adjoining. We
fenced three sections and the two home
steads and built a house, barn, corrals
and granary and have since enlarged
some Of these buildings. We have
broken 200 acres of land, which has
been sowed to oats and wheat. During
the severe winter of two years ago
the winter wheat killed out somewhat
and our crop yielded only tel bushels
to the acre, but the spring wheat went
"a bushels to the acre. In this coun-
try we must be prepared for storms
and cold, at times, 20 to 80 below zero,
yet on the whole the winters are mild
and while there are exceptional crops
1t is fair to say that the average
farmer can depend on having q yield
in average years Of from 20 to %
bushels to the acre for spring wheat
and winter wheat in our Immediate
neighborhood yields from 25 to 30 bush
els to the acre on the average.
We have now quite a bunch OF
horses, owe so In all, about $50 sheep,
after having sold 14O for mutton this
fall. We have 20 head of pure bred
registered Shropshire, which are worth
$50 each. The average price received
for mutton sheep was $500 and a little
over. Pork brings 5 and 6 cents a
pound. we nave aDOuC 81 ledu OF cat
tie on our ranch now, and last winter
they picked their entire living from III
pasture, running to the straw sacks
for shelter at night.
The increase of land value hasSbeen
extraordinary. Our land four years
ago cost us a little less than 5000
an acre. We have sold one sectin for
$500, but we would not sell anymore
for less than $500 per acre, as re *
pect the railroad within four niles of
our ranch within the next IS lonths.
Southern Alberta Of Western Caada is
J, a mighty good country for any nan or
, woman who loves outdoor life nd who
wants to get good returns for teir la
Dor and investment.
, We have been pleased with CT treat
ment from the Canadian govfnment
and can heartily commend 3uthern
Alberta as a splendid country o which
to locate.
Yours very truly,
(Signed)
JAMES 8. AINSIIE SONS.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04

Dc you know OF any woman who ever received any
benefit from taking Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
poundl
If any woman who is suffering with any alment peculiar
to her sex will ask her ~neighbors this question, she will be
surprised at the result. There is hardly a community in
this country where women cannot be found who have been
restored to health by this famous old remedy, made
exclusively from a simple formula of roots and herbs.
During the past 80 years we have published thousands
of letters from these grateful women who have been cured
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and never
in all that time have we published a testimonial without
the writer's special permission. Never have we knowingly
published a testimonial that was not truthful and genuine.
Here is one just received a few days ago. If anyone doubts
that this is a true and honest statement Of a woman's expert
ence with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound write
and ask her.
Houston, Texas--"When 1 first began taking Lydia q. Pink
sick for three years with female troubles, chronic dyspepsia,
and a liver trouble. I had tried several doctors medicines, but
nothing did me any good.
"For three years / lived on medicines and thought / would
never get well. when I read an advertisement of Lydia %. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and was advised to try it.
"My husband got me one bottle of the Compound, and it did
me SO much good / continued its use. / am now a well woman
and enjoy the best of health.
"I advise all women suffering FROM such troubles to give
regret it, for it will surely cure you."-Nrs. Bessie Il. Hicks,
$40 Cleveland St, Houston.
Any woman who is sick and suffering is foolish surely
not to give such a medicine as this a trial. Why should it
not do her as much good as it did Mrs. Hicks.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
Her Correction.

Father, / wish I knew why thes
laughed at my corrected sentence in
English class today!" exclaimed a high
school girl recently. Her father looked
ron his evening paper and asked
what the sentence was.
Well, Miss West gave us each a SEN
tence to correct, and mine a I went
to the t%onsorial parlors to get a hail
suit"
and how did you correct it," asked
the father.
why, father! What would anyone
write? 1 wrote, I went to the tonsoria
parlors to get my tonsils cut o.
course
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
How,s This

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
r. ]. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, O.
We. the undersigned, have known b. ].
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business trans
actions, and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm.
WALnINo, KINNAN s MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sen,
free. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
An lnland seanor,

MI SOURV
At q business mems meeting In Atlanta
there was under discussion an arrange
ment with the railroads hat allowed
merchandise to be shipped to and from
that inland city on a through bill Of
lading. There was much joyous declama-
ton, and one orator explained in enthu-
siastic and well-rounded periods that At
lanta was now the equivalent of a sea-
port town and able to cope with all rivals.
Upon this q ~Savannahian, whose native
city is the real seaport of Georgia. arose
and said with some acerbity: IF you
Atlantans were to lay a pipe line to the
sea and then suck as hard as 0 blow,
you'd be a real seaport In no time at ALL"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
Tins

t4faaaHIE+ LlHsHE GHN NIFNFNf8a
The moments fy-a minutes gomez
The minutes past-an hour Id rum
h day is fieG-the night II here.
Thus fiies . week, q month. q yearl
A year! Alas, how soon tits pastl
Who knows but this nay be Y lastI
A few short years, how quickly ned.
And we are numbered with the dead.
The watch Is ticking, ticking.
Ticking my minute away;
And minutes make up the hours,
And hours make up the day.
The clock is striking, striking
The hours so loud hi clear;
The hours make up b day,
And the days make up the year.
The bell Is tolling, tolling,
For one whose day Is done:
To where time Is known no longer,
That weary soul Is gone.
And 1t soon will toll for me,
And then my home will be
Where the watch ticks nc more
And the cleck strikes no more,
And there Is no more time for me-"
Author Unknown.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
The peruna A1nnnac

The druggists have already been sup
piled with the 'Peruna almanac for
1909. In addition to the regular as
Economical matter usually furnished In
almanacs, the articles on astrelogy are
very attractive to most people. The
mental characteristics of each sign are
given with faithful accuracy. A list
Of lucky and unlucky days win be
furps~hed to those who have our al
manacs, free of charge. Address The
PerGna Co., Columbus, o.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
What He Was Good For.

Al story about Oscar Hammerstein
enlivened New York society last
month.
A young millionaire, the story
goes, being enamored of the new school
Of opera persuaded Mr. Hammerstein
to try his voice. He hoped to sing
good parts In 'Thais,n "Salome," "Tos-
ca" and other famous modern works.
Mr.. Hammerstein, after listening to
the young mans powerful voice, said
gently:
II am afraid that you won't suit
for any OF the very subdued, very
subtly modulated French and Italian
works; but i am going to bring out
Wagner's Flying Dutchman' later on,
and I'd much like to engage you to
do the bowling Of the tempest in The
wreck scene"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
DIAGNOSIS.

Into a general store Of a town IN
Arkansas there recently came a darby
complaining that a ham which he had
purchased there was not good.
1.-The ham Is all right, Zeph," insisted
the storekeeper.
mo, it ain't, boss" insisted the ne
gro. Dat hams shore bad!"
How can that be- continued the
storekeeper, when it was cured only
last week?"
The darby scratched his head refec-
lively, n finally suggested:
Den. mebbe it's had a relapse"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04

Mr.. Mugwump (grandiloquently):
And now, my dear lady, you must try
a glass Of my old port. I have so little
of it left that I only use it at Christmas
time. There, now. That wine has been
40 years in my cellar!!"
The Dear Lady" (sipping the wine):
Fancy! And it's quite a nice wine
ever now. What must it have been
when it was new?"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
nIrs. Wirslow's p%oorHlnG HxRut nor Childrsr
t~eething; Hoftens the gums, reduces Inflammation. ~
Oys pain. cures wind colsc. Is cent. q bottle
NearlY Throuah.

sNc1ly tHtS09us
It was the Christmas The
preacher was eloquent, the congrega-
ton patient, and the discourse very
long. "A stranger entered and took a
seat In a back pew. Presently he whis-
pered to the man at his side, evidently
one of the old members:
How long has he been preaching? y
Thirty or 40 years, I think" an
swered the elderly man. II don't know
exactly"
TIL stay them said the stranger. He
must be nearly done"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
Whi.kex for Cold..

To one-half pint good whiskey, add
n unc syrup sarsaparilla and n
ounce Toris compound, which can be
procured Of any druggist. Take In tea
spoonful doses before each meal and
before retiring. Immediate results al
rays follow this treatment
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
1TcHED TWELVE YEARS.

Eczema Made Hands and Feet Swell,
Peel and Get Raw-Arm Affected,
Too-Gnvs Up All Hope Of Cure
Quickly Cured by Cutfcura.
ST suffered from eczema on my
hands, arms and feet for about twelve
years, my hands and feet would swell,
sweat and itch, her would become cal
lous and get very dry, then peel off and
get raw. / tried most every kind Of
salve and ointment without success. I
tried several doctors, but at last gave
up thinking there was a cure for &C.
Iema. A friend OF mine insisted on my
trying the Cuticura Remedies, but I
did not give them a trial until I got
so bad that I had to do something.
I secured a set and by the time they
were used I could see q vast improve
ment and my hands and feet were
healed up in no time. I have had no
trouble since. Charles 7. Bauer, r. f.
D., 65, volant, Pa, March II, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
IIn;ue+ "a Ananias.

From the Chicago Tribune.
"It has always seemed to me-" a
Uncle Allen Sparks, that it's unjust
to call 'em 'Ananias clubs 1t isn't
quite fair to Ananias. He didn't &C
tually utter any lies; he only lied by
Implication. He wasn't really eligible
himself to membership in an Ananias
cluh"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
Reformed.

Bobby-I've been an awful good boy
since 1 started going to Sunday school
haven't I? Mother-Yes, dear you've been
very good indeed. Bobby-And you don't
distrust me any more, do you7 Mother
No, dear. ~Bobby-Then, why do you con
t;nue to hide the ie?-Harper's Weekly.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
HE WAS WISE.

First Sailor (adrift without oars)-Durn
this here seafarin' lifel Did you hev
any urgent reason. fer goin' ter sea?
Second Sailor-You bet. The Sheriff
wasn't Is minutes behind me wen the
boat sailed.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04
Bribery-And Corruption.

"I get a penny every time I take my
tonic"
What do you do with them?"
Mother puts 'em in a money box
till there's enough and then buys an
other bottle of ionic"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-02-04

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