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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-26
OPENING oE COLONIAL.

The opening attraction at the Colonial
theatre for the season is to be Fifty
Miles from Boston, opening MOn:ay
night. August 90. one of the most &C.
centric and laughable characters in
''Fifty Miles From Boston is that of
Mrs Tilfogd. Saddy village gossip, and
as portrayed by Miss Laura Bennett is
one OF the most eXcruciatingly laughable
performances ever seen on the stage In
the third act of the piece Miss Bennett
has a song. entitled Amt 1t Awful,
which is usually eneored until the actress
is breathless. Miss Benefits makeup
for the character Of Mrs. Tilford is a
work Of art. and her every appearance
during the presentation of the piece is
q sienaI for screams of langhter
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-26
ADJUSTMENTS
oRPHEUM THEATRE.

One of the prettiest and daintiest little
acts that has been seen in Salt Lake is
that which is playing this week at the
OrDheum theatre, and which is called
Fun in a School Room George Hill
man. who plays the part of the school
master, is a character comedian VINO Is
well known on the burlesque stage, and
in his Interpretation of Henry Schultz
he shows his capabilities, and never once
infuses the character with the slightest
touch of eNaggeratiOn
The children over whom he exercises
his parental care are all exceptionally
talented and the girls are as dainty
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-26

little bunch Of Riddles as ever tripped TO
school The curtain to the act is one
which brings tears to the eyes of many
silent onlOOker, and causes them to
realize that, however strict their master
may have seemed to them, he is at heart
one OF the kindest of m0rtais, and loves
his pupils with a fathers love.
Mr. Hillman is responsible in great
measure for the Success of the little act,
and the catchy strains of the musical
numbers are likely to be hummed and
whistled all over the city. A special fea-
ture is the cute singing Of Il Won't Play
With You ANY More by Tutz MCGUIRE.
and Milt Francis, in Games of Our
Childhood DAYS scores heavily.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-26
BLANCHE BATES COMING.

staff is in Salt Lake arranging with
Manager George p. Pyper Of the Salt
Lake theatre for the appearance of Miss
Blanche Bates at that theatre next week
in 1.-The Fighting Hope" a famous pro-
duetion. in which she has added to her
laureis Miss Bates has not been seen
in Salt Lake for five years, and viii I'M
doubtedly get a royal reception from her
admirers.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

TN the midst of the throes of the
l tariff fighting and the uprisings in
Turkey and Persia. Uncle Sans staid
and placid department of agriculture
at Washington hurled a bombshell to
the center of the worlds stage the
other day in an Official bulletin on "fishy
flavor in butter" Yes. there 1t is In
all its fearful portent.
For four years. according to the bull
letin, Uncle Sans bureau of animal
industry sleuths have been on the
trail Of the microbe which gives to
butter "a peculiar oily taste suggest
ing mackerel or salmon"
But they have not caught the mi
crobe yet.
Although there are very few ref
erences to this subject in literature"
announces the bulletin. 1.-The trouble is
widely distributed.
1T is known to occur In various
parts of the United States, but is es-
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. to upiift the
W business women of Washington,
&c. 900 of whom earn their livelihood at
service in the government depart
ments. have received a setback.
Some time ago 1t occurred to a
group Of well-meaning society women
in New York that 1t would be nice to
uplift all these working women. About
the same time the National Civic Fed
Grafton of Women began busying itself
with the women in the Washington
departments. 1t took on the great
bureau of engraving and printing, in
which women are employed. and pro-
'ceeded to look for things that needed
to be improved.
The bureau of engraving and print
ing is the place where the money is
made; hundreds on hundreds of mill
lions Of dollars worth of treasury
notes and bank notes are turned out
there every year.
When the Civic Federation of Wom-
en- sent committee to do some uplift-
ing these money manufacturing wom-
en- doubted whether they really needed
any charity. They earn comfortable
livings. have their own places in 80
ciety. go to the theater. and never be-
fore thought Of themselves as in need
OF any uplift from the Manhattan d.
rection.
The New York women, fearing that
the working women were overawed
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

THE uplift has had another backset
! in Washington. they say. 1t comes
about through the remissness of AS
sistant Secretary to the President
Latta. Mr.. Latta is the official mes
senger from the White House to the
houses of congress. He Tugs up all
the messages of the president and sol
EMMY presents them when the houses
are in session.
The first time Mr.. Latta delivered
message to the senate is an occasion
well remembered, He is about six
and half feet tall, and when he APP
peared at the door of the chamber
with a bundle of documents from
President Roosevelt he got slightly
ratified. He was duly presented and
the formal reception by the vice-pres-
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

NELSON w. ALDRICH, senior sena-
IN tor from Rhode Island. has an
nounced that he will not be a candi-
date for reelection when his present
term ends. His fifth term as senator
of the United States will expire March
4. 1911, and in the meantime Mr..
Aldrich hopes to see enacted a
tariff bill which will be credit to his
leadership and a financial bill which
will completely reorganize the finances
of the nation and which will consti-
tute a monument to his service in the
upper house.
The part which Mr.. Aldrich is
taking in the tariff legislation is well
known. While the tariff bill is
under consideration, the financial leg
fslation, in charge of the national
monetary commission. is making little
apparent progress. although consider
able work is being done by experts
employed by the commission to gather
data for its use.
Next autumn Mr.. Aldrichs will
make a trip through the country.
delivering a number Of speeches. or
addresses. as he prefers to call them.
explaining the work Of the none
tary commission. its plans for the re-
organization of the monetary system.
consulting with bankers and business
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Agricultural Experts Make Discovery

pecially prevalent In the newer dairy
ing sections of the middle west. In
one region this trouble occurs SO fire.
quently that 1t is spoken of among
commission men as the fishy belt
THE immediate cause is generally
ascribed to the presence of tri-
methylamin in the butter" continued
the experts, SO the sleuths got on the
track of this and found 1t mot guilty"
Next they tackled oidum nactis. and
this. too. proved an alibi. Then they
inoculated the butter with the third
suspect. bacterium lactis aerogenes.
and 1t. too. was proved innocent The
bulletin finally concludes that the
cause is as about as follows, to-wit:
"Fishy flavor is caused by a slow.
spontaneous chemical change. to
which acid Is essential, and which Is
favored by the presence of small
amounts Of oxygen. Its immediate
cause is a particular substance pro-
duced by the oxidation Of one OF the
combinations of the acid developed in
the ripening of the cream. The sub.
stance oxidized may be the result OF
a hydrOlysis of the cream"
And here is the climax:
The remedy: Fishy flavor may be
prevented with certainty by making
butter from pasteurized sweet cream.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Secretary Latta Startles Congressman

ident came on; but Mr.. Latta sudden
ly lost his voice and had a hard time
unloading his impedimenta and the
proper formal speech. He managed to
get through it. and in timely rea-
son. of course. of the constant prac-
tice during the Roosevelt administers.
tion-acquired a ,commendable non
chalance about 1t.
But he never dreamed OF appearing
in any other costume than the long
and dignified black frock coat of
craftsmanship. 1t was supposed that
garb was as necessary for him as
the flowing robes of black which add
something to the terror with which
the supreme court Judges inspire a
lawyer appearing before them for the
first time. What, therefore, was the
astonishment when he appeared the
other day in a natty sack suit and de-
livered his message with the ease of
a telegraph boy with a message?
One explanation offered is that Mr..
Latta has to make the trip SO seldom
nowadays that he can't arrange al
ways to have the long skirted coat
handy.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Uplift Plan Among Girl Workers Fails

at the contemplation of such a won
drous opportunity to be improved.
and struck speechless at the thought
Of having such great ladies take an
interest in them, decided that 1t would
be necessary to give the bureau girls
some especial opportunities to get
used to the overpowering thought. So
1t was proposed that some of the
young women should be invited to visit
some Of their benefactresses in the
was all done. observe the method of
eating Ice cream with fork and
taking soup out of the side Of the
spoon, and such like correct little
wrinkles.
Somehow this didn't much appeal to
the girls. either: they rather opined
that their table manners were good
enough. and didn't feel the need Of be.
ing further impressed with the splen-
dor of being patronized by ladies who
used gold dinner services.
But the federation committee worked
away earnestly. and finally the explo-
sion came. The committee found so
of the women in the bureau would
have to be dropped out of the service
before the moral average would be
raised to the point where contact with
the federated benefactresses could be
established at all.
That settled 1t. Every woman and
girl in the bureau resolved herself
into an Indignation meeting. 1t was
what all had been expecting. they de-
clared. Those society women who
wanted to convert working women
into butterflies, Of course. couldn't un-
derstand. Why should they be ex-
pected to? They had meant well
enough. but really they could hardly
be commended for tact and diplomacy.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
New Daughter of the Kaiser.

Princess Alexander of Schleswig-
Holstein, whose marriage to Prince
August Wilhelm. fourth son of the
kaiser. took place recently with all
the pomp and old-world ceremonial
that marks bridals in the royal house
of Prussia, is. says NJ. A. p, fresh
faced. pleasant-looking girl with a
pretty. shy manner and all sorts of
useful and ornamental accomplish
ments. She has more comeliness than
the crown princess and less elegance
than Princess Eitel Fritz. but her
place at court will probably be as
agreeable as that of either. inasmuch
as she is a tremendous favorite with
her aunt, the German empress.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
WHERE PAT DREW THE LINE.
Patient and Long Suffering, But No
Man with Face Like That Could
Work with Him.

Pat had been at work for three days
digging a well. and as the foreman
wanted It finished within the week he
had promised Pat another man to
help him. 1t was getting on for II
o'clock. and Towser, the foreman's
bulldog. was looking over the edge of
the pit. when Pat said to himself,
"Smoke-o."
He had Just filled his pipe and was
about to light 1t when he glanced up
and beheld Towser's handsome fea-
lures.
Slowly removing the pipe from his
mouth, he said: "Be-e-egorra, Owe
worked wild Germans and Hengar-r-
rians. and Olive worked wild Oital-
ians and naygers. but If man wild a
face like that comes down here to
work besoide me, gets up"
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
LIGHT BOOZE
Do You Drink 1T

A minister's wife had quite tussle
with coffee and her experience is in
teresting. She says:
During the two years of my train
ing as a nurse, while on night duty. 1
became addicted to coffee drinking. Be-
tween midnight and four in the morn
ing, when the patients were asleep,
there was little to do except make the
rounds, and 1t was quite natural that
I should want a good, hot cup of cof-
fee about that time. 1t stimulated me
and could keep awake better
AFTER three or four years of coffee
drinking became a nervous wreck
and thought that simply could not
live without my coffee. All this time
1 was subject to frequent bilious at
tacks, sometimes SO severe as to keep
me in bed for several days.
after being married, Husband
begged me to leave on coffee for he
feared that it had already hurt me
almost beyond repair, so l resolved to
make an effort to release myself from
the hurtful habit.
Il began taking Postum, and for a
few days felt the languid, tired feeling
from the lack Of the stimulant, but I
liked the taste Of Postum and that
answered for the breakfast beverage
all right.
Finally began to feel clearer head
ed and had steadier nerves. After a
years use OF Postum 1 now feel like a
new woman-have not had any bilious
attacks since left of coffee"
There's Reason" Read THE Road
to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above Ietterp A nevv
one appears from tine TO tiae. THey
are genuines true, and fun OF hu1n1
Interest.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the seat Of the disease Catarrh blood or consti-
tutona dsease and in order to 1t you take
internal remedies Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken IN
surfaces Halls Catarrh Cure Is not a quack medL
cine II was prescribed by Of the best physicians
70 this country for and regular prescription
" 2 composed Of the best tonics known. combined
win the oest blood pufifers. acting directly Oh the
mucous surfaces The perfect combination OF the
Two ingredients Ia what produces such wonderful
suits In curing cAtarrh, Send for testmoptas free
r. J. CHENEY CO. Props.. Toledo. O
Sold by Druggists. price 7sc.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
cutieura Met with Great Success.

Cuticura Met with Great success.
II have two little girls who have
been troubled very badly with eczema
One Of them had 1t on her lower
limbs. I did everything that I could
hear of for her, but 1t did not give
in until warm weather, when 1t SEEM
ingly subsidized. The next winter when
1t became cold the eczema started
again and also in her head where 1t
would take the hair out and leave
bare patches. At the same time her
arms were sore the whole length of
them. I took her to a physician, but
the child grew worse all the time. Her
sisters arms were also affected. / be-
gan using Cuticura Remedies, and by
the time the second lot was used their
skin was soft and smooth. Mrs. Charles
Baker Albion, Me-, Sept. 81. '0S."
Potter Drug l. Chem. Corp. Solo Props. Boston.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
BRIGHT IDEA.
Who Said Them?

The golden text was Suffer the lit
tie children to come unto me-" and It
had been recited to the class by .
cherub on the front bench. Later in
the afternoon the teacher, in the
course of the lessons, had occasion to
refer to the text.
Now. children" she said. who said
those words?" and she repeated them.
A hand went up from one of the larger
boys on the back bench, and receiving
permission to answer, he said, pointing
to the cherub: THAT little Teller down
there"
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

for some time with
rheumatic pains in
my limbs and was
weak and languid.
The irregularity Of
the kidney secre-
tions also caused
m u C h annoyance.
After using Doan's
Kidney Pills I did
not have these trou-
bles. They seemed
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

A leading mathematician of France
gives another warning that there is
no infallible method of doubling ones
stakes after loss. IAN one can do"
says he, "is to combine ones play so
as to have a great chance of winning
little and a little chance of losing
much, and many chances of losing lit
tie. One can arrange his play SO as
to have one chance of winning a mill.
ion francs and a million chances OF
losing one franc
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Aldrich to Quit Senate at End of Term

men and explaining his views.
Early this year Mr.. Aldrich ad-
dressed chosen audience at the
home of DIR. Nicholas Murray But
Ter on this subject. In the autumn
he will visit Chicago. st. Louis. Kan
sas City and probably other financial
centers. where he will address like
audiences on the subject.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

to put new life and strength into my
system and helped me in every way.
MY husband had an experience almost
the same. and 1t Is with pleasure that
we both recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

The city beautiful movement II
properly pushed will help not only the
individual, but the entire community.
and especially the property owner and
the householder. The public health is
also more or less involved. Are you
contributing to the movement? II
not. where is your public spirit and
civic pride News.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Realism.

Artist-This picture call Pigs in
Clover"
Critic-I see the pigs, but where Is
the clover?
Artist-The pigs ate II.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Work for the Young Man.

There is q place for you. young
man. and there is a work for you to
do. Rouse yourself up and go after 1t.
Put your hands cheerfully and proud
ly to honest labor. A Spanish maxim
runs: He who loseth wealth, loseth
much; he who loseth a friend. loseth
more: but he who loseth his energies.
loSpth ALL
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

II a scissors grinder kept his blade
on the milestone INCREASINGLY the
scissors would soon be useless. The
grind that dulls women is BOT daily
household duties. The housewife who
Is knowing keeps herself sharpened
with frequent change and recreation.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

Free. A lOc package of Garfield Tea TO
anyone mailing us this notice, with name
and address, and names and addresses of
10 friends not now using the Ideal Laxa-
tive. Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

He-As l first gazed into your eyes
the blue of the sky faded.
She-Wben ! met you the grass
appeared less green.-Harvard Lam
pooh.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
The Appropriata Place.

THAT ship carries big cargo of
eggs"
DO they carry eggs in a ship or In
the hatches?"
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

It is a point Of wisdom to be at
peace with men and at war with
vices.-H. C. Chapman.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent
ly. and have just bought another supply.
1t has cured my corns, and the hot, burn
ing and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable, and l would not
be without 1t now.-Mrs. w. J. Walker.
Camden, N. j." Sold by all Druggists, &c.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

important to Mothere.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that It
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

For Red. Weak. Weary. Watcry Eyes.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
Law. Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
NEW LIFE AND STRENGTH
Obtained Through Proper Action Of
the Kidneys.

Mrs. Josiah Straw, 526 N. Broadway,
Canton, So. OAK, says: Il suffered
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
SKIN TROUBLES CURED.

Two Little Girls Had Eczema Very
BadIy-In One Case child's Hair
Came Out and Left Bare Patches.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

The work of raising chickens has
only begun when you get the downy
things out of the shell.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19
Money invested in road improve.
ment is well spent.

Fit yourself to the weather. Don't
get all out of kink because the weather
is.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

The old-fashioned. foul. ill-smelling
swill barrel is thing of the past on
most farms. But II you are still cling.
ing to that old. easy.going method.
stop 1t. 1t is a menace to the pigs
and sure cause of loss to you.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

For 80 years Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female Ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to its credit.
~ to write her for advice. She has
guided thousands to health free Of charge.
Address Mrs. Pinkham. Lynn, Mass.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

The roads of a country section are
pretty good index as to the kind of
people living there.
The Lamar register., 1909-05-19

The calf cannot lick the pail clean
enough to keep 1t free from germs.
Scaid 1t out occasionally. That is the
only safe way. Many case of scours
is started through a foul feed pail or
trough.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-08-18
ON FOOD
Tho Right Foundation of Health.

Proper food is the foundation Of
health. People car eat improper
food for a time until there is a sud-
den collapse of the digestive organs,
then all kinds of trouble follow.
The proper way out of the difficult
ty Is to shift to the pure, scientific
food, Grape-Nuts, for 1t rebuilds
from the foundation up. A New
Hampshire woman says:
Last summer | was suddenly TAX
en- with indigestion and severe stom-
acb trouble and could not eat food
without great pain, my stomach was
SO sore / could hardly move about.
This kept up until was so miserable
life was not worth living.
"Then friend finally, after much
argument, induced me to quit my
former diet and try Grape-Nuts.
Although I had but little faith I
commenced to use 1t, and great was
my surprise to find that could eat It
without the usual pain and distress
In my stomach.
$50 I kept on using Grape-Nuts,
and soon marked improvement was
shown, for my stomach was perform
ing its regular work in a normal way
without pain or distress.
Very soon the yellow coating dis
appeared from my tongue, the dull.
heavy feeling in my head disappeared
and my mind felt light and clear; the
languid, tired feeling left, and Alto
gether felt as IL had been rebuilt.
Strength and weight came back rap
Idly, and went back to my work
with renewed ambition.
To-day / am a new woman In
mind as we'll as body. and owe it all
to this natural food, Grape-Nuts.w
"TheEe's a Reason
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book. "The Road to Welfville."
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true, and full Of human
interest.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-08-18
Peace for One Hundred Years.

Mackenzie H. King, Canadian min.
lister Of labor in speech at the Harv.
ard commencement suggested that tho
year 1912 be specially observed by
Canada and America as a peace cele-
bration. This marks the centennial
OF the war OF 1912, the so-called 'oeo..
ond war Of independence" 1t will
be the conclusion of the century Of
peace and friendship between the tive
English speaking peoples OF Nortk
America. Senator Root, when secrs.
tary OF state, Is believed to have been
the first to suggest such an observ-
ance. The Canadians have taken
the project more seriously than the
Americans, and are sincere in their
desire to carry out plans which may
be formulated by representatives from
either side of the international bound
ary. Sir Wilfrid Laurier is quoted
as being thoroughly in sympathy with
the movement.