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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16
A Prse.ieaI osmenssrasien.

a Practical 0emenstratien.
The best way to study nature b to
50 right to it."
u suppose so."
''Oh. ! know Il. ! was on,e disposed
to doubt the industry VI the ant. u
which % much b said"
''And you learned betterr
n did. had Q controversy with .
natumlbst over the question. and
thou:ht had hin, beaten until he gave
me Z demonstration"
TOOK you out and showed 700 the
ants at work. did he:'' rfrf
"Weil. not exactly that. but he took
mo along on one of his scIentinc expe-
ditious and then mailciOuxiy pitched
my tent over an AMI hlli. by the time
discovered what was happening the
conviction was forced upon spe that
ants are really and truly Industrious.
They are small. but they made NE
move. and some of them went right
along with us to the next CAMPING
piaee."--New York Times. -
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

Al Marriage Ar lsvs Marriage.
"was Il u love marriage. do you
thlukY'
Certainly. All marriages are love
marriages."
"lsnt that rather a sweeping state.
menty.
"Not at all. There II Q love Of ad.
venture. you know: love Of luxury.
love Of advertising and various other
kinds Of love. There b no need Of 20.
Ing Into details when one speaks Of .
love marriage" Chicago Post.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16
VIZ HAVE r.

Fresh. pure cream rillamook
cheese. the very best. 1t the Monarch
Mercantile company. phone 1851.
Free delivery 70 all parts Of the city.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

WIN pay % . week for woman to
Do housework. Apply to r. v. Hutch
ins ct the Morning Express olRcs or
1t home on conssr avsnus.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

II is the little pleasures which make
life sweet. ~ the little displeasures
may do moee than adlictIons can to
make Il bitter.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16
THE BON TON GROCERY.

a little store with the best In the
grocery lins-cIean. new. fresh. and
prices reasonable. One trial viii
convince you that It Il the place 70
trade. l-lotf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

II wonder II anybody's n unlucky
A. I am grumbled the nrst pessimist.
Il never have any luck at all."
"Hnh.'1 suorted the other. ''You'rc
lucky. It's better to never have any
luck at oil than to be always having
bad luck like me."-phlladelphla Press.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

Con6de secret 10 q dumb man md
q will make him speak.-Livouiae
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

PA. what's M average many
"One who thinks his employers bus'-
ness would he run q good deal better
u he could have more to say u the
matter himself"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16

The owl may not b 10 wise a ~
looks. hat ne h wise enough not 10
try 10 WORT both the night and day
shifts Atchison Cl6oe.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-16
WANT ADS.
HELP WANTED.

COOK wANTED-At the Davenport
cafe: must be sober and steady:
no other need apply.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18

their money the best real estate val.
ue that was ever offered in Falrmont
or that ever will be offered again.
MY REASONS GOOD ONES.
My reason for making this wonder
full offer>ls very plain and simple. I
am overloaded with real estate and
my intention and purpose was to un.
load and do II quickly and In order to
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
My Wonderful Offer
"l80 Lots Given AWAY

This was an announcement that al.
most dumfcunded the community. The
question was often asked, "How can
it be done? Why was it done? 9th
ers disputed 1t and said that it was
impossible and could not be done.
BUT DEAR READERS 1T HAS BEEN
DONE and many have already secured
deeds to their free lots and got for
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
NY lRoN.cLAD MoNEY.BAck
GUARANTY.

personally guarantee that the lots
on Moreantown Avenue and Industrial
View Addition are exactly as repre-.
scented In this advertisement, guar.
antee to give each purchaser warranty
deed and clear title to these lots free
frem incumbrance when contract is
compiled with. further agree to re.
fund the purchase price Of any lot or
lots unless the terms of this guarantee
are fully complied with by me.
81 (slsned) LEVI 3. HARR.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
A HUNDRED BUYERS NOW LISTED

A HUNDRED BUYERS NOW LISTED
Il has been only about two weeks
since the announcement of the great
s'MersantOwn Avenue lot sale and bar
gains have been picked up every day
since that time in all over a hundred
buyers have he en- listed, and many
have been already sold taking the free
lots with them.
Since that time much has transpirec
to Increase the value of these lots.
TRACTION LINE BEING PUSHED.
The work on the Traction line, the
most valuable Of all improvements TO
any city property, has been extended
almost through the property and ties
and rails have been laid.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
HAVE ADDED.
PROPERTY
founded confidence in the future
greatness of our city.
NEW PosToFFIcE BEING LocAT.
ED.

The supervising architect Of the
PostOftice Department has been here
to definitely locate the new govern.
ment building and postoHice.
All Of these things have taken place
since the first announcemnt that 1870
lots would he given away and since
the prices on the Morgantown avenue
lots were fixed in my advertisement.
These prices still hold good and will
be continued during the sale which
will last till the completion of the
street car line to the Fair Grounds.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18

do this have decided 20 Sacrifice
s25ooo In good money and give los
free with every purchase. This viii
accomplish my object and sen every
lot have to offer and when that b
done you will althen be ready 10
thank me athousana times Tor giving
you this opportunity
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
NEW HOUSES GOING UP.

close by. Out in the broad fresh air.
where Development has already taken
place and where buildings are now be-
ing built Where a desirable neigh.
borhood has already found pleasant
homes. Where value will increase
faster than any other section of the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
Every induCenent to The HOnleSeeker
Every induCement to the Investor

There is no residence property in or
about FairmOnt that 10 in competition
with the 1870 lots am offering for sale,
either IN price, location or ueslrabiI-
ity.
They are on the car line, on paved
street, with all city eonveniences
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18

city It cannot be over estimated. II
you have not seen these lots by all
means go over them and prove 10
yourself that every word here stated
is absolutely correct and more too.
Pick your lot before the choicest ones
are all gone.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18

GOING e EVERY MAN AND WOMEN WHO
TERMsN
FnFF
nNrEMUR
CASH
j..
YOU HAVE
MANo
LAND WILL ADVANCE
EASIEST POSSIBLE TERMS
$1,000 Down $1,000 Month
Some say, what do you mean by that II mean simply
that a few dollars will close deal Anybody with &
ten dollar bill can lot and get free lot worth
oneourth the value of the lot purchased $40 down and
$50 month takesany lot. In reach of ALL
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
DEVELOPMENTS
TO THE VALUE OF THE

EAST PARK GROVE HAS BEEN
PURCHASED.
The Traction Company has purchas.
ed East Park Grove and improve.
ments will soon be made to It.
NEW HOUSES GOING UP.
Many foundations and new houses
are going up in this section.
A MAMMOTH sKYscRAPER FOR
FAIRMoNT.
The announcement Of the building
of the great skyscraper by the Con-
solidation Coal Company, making Fair
mont the headquarters for the largest
coal mining company in the world, has
done much to increase property val
ues in Fairmont and stimulate the we'll
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-18
A GENUINE SACRIFICE WITHOUT ANY STRINGS or
MISLEADING STATEMENTS TO CONFUSE THE PUBLIC

T&TEM I will make any pergon-a
hnHS 6AN clear title to any lot / am
offering for sale on OF Mcrgantown Avenue If II
can be shown that not here offering it for LESS
MONEY THAN PAID FOR IT without any ref
erence to the free lot which an extra inducement
thrown in for good measure to effect quick sale.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

W, was Tne very evident antaBOnlS-
tic feeling aroused against the DEM
ocratic party by the action of the
Administration. In the procession
which proceeded the funeral rites in
connection with the death of per-.
sonal liberty in New Braunfels,
were two flags draped in black. One
was the flag secured by Comal
County in 1858 as the banner DEM
ocratic county of the State and the
other was the flag which was won
by the same County as the cham
pion AUTHORIZATION County in
DOMESTIC
Nashville, Tenn.-James r. Coul-
.sI, ar insane prisoner, sets fire
to his bedding in the Carthage
County Jail and burns down tire
building Coulter was fatally burned
Peoria, Ill. - Frank Kiefer is
chased through the streets of Peoria
! by a big timber wolf which at
tackled him while he was on his
way home from the outskirts of the
city. Kiefer escaped by entering an
open doorway and securing a gun
shot the animal.
Nyack, N. Y.-Lee j. Spangler, a
local prophet mas been chased out
of town by his former disciples ow-
ing to the failure of the world to
come to an end, as he had pre-
dicted The aforesaid disciples sat
around in chilly graveyard dressed
in white for many hours awaiting
the end They we're greatly enraged
at the failure of the prophecy as
they had disposed of their worldly
possessions in preparation for the
event.
Chicago-An investigation OF the
business methods of the big pack
ing firm of Nelson, Morris & Co. is
now being conducted by the Federal
grand jury.
st. Joseph, Mo.-The immense fer
tilizer plant belonging to Nelson
Morris & Co., is destroyed by fire
The loss is estimated at $4,000.
San Francisco Abraham Ruef
former political boss OF Sar Fran
cisco, is sentenced to fourteen years
; Imprisonment in the State peniten
J tiary at San Quentin. Ruef was
tried before Judge william p Law
: Ter on charge of bribery in con
nection with the awarding of thu
overhead trolley franchise.
, New Congressman Bee
, man G. Dawes, who owns larg'
? interest in the Caddo oil fields
: states that there is a possibility o
3 a gas pipe line being laid from thu
2 rCaddo fields as far north as Dial
las and Fort Worth.
: Roanoke, Va.-S.xty men are i'm
= prisoned by explosion of fire dam
g in a coal mine at Lick Branch
4 About thirty-six of these have beef
= rescued and an effort is being mad
m save the remainder.
Chicago.-Albert L. Corey, win
ner of the Illinois Club Marathon
r race, and Dorando Pietri, have beel
= matched for a 26-mile Marathon
{ race which will take place in Chi
cago on January %.
/ Oakland, Cal.-Booger Red,
a race horse belonging to the pro
s prietor of the wild west show tray
e cling under that name, wins tn
: Todd handicap at Emeryville. TIL
y bookies lost a big bunch of none
as Booger Red was rank outsider
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07
COMING EVENTS
CAST SHADOWS
A Timely Discussion Of the Diverse
and Antagonistic Interests of
West and East Texas.

Texas is too big says James
D. Hamlin of Farwell, Texas, and
Texico, N. M, who is in Washing
ton. Probably the big majority
of Texas people would not subscribe
to this assertion, because they have
a great pride in the vast acreage of
the State, nevertheless it is recog-
nized by many persons that If there
were but two States the people gen
orally would be better off. Western
Texas differs as much from North
ern and Southeastern Texas as il a
line of demarcation were drawn
diagonally from Denison on the
North to Ell Paso as the Southwes-
ern extreme.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Rome.-Late dispatches state that
almost the entire American popula-
ton of Messina persisted in the de-
vastation which followed the earth
quake. Relief funds are being for
warded from all parts of the world
and a systematic system of relief is
being formulated. 81
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07
West Texas DiGerences.

Western Texas is essentially a
range and cattle country while the
other part of the State is largely
agricultural-principally cotton. The
people of the two sections have
little interests in common and while
Western Texas is strictly white
mans country, North and Southeast
exas, particularly the latter, have
a big percentage of blacks, among
their population,
There has been a great change
in Texas during the past few years.
1t will be only a matter of a few
years more when Western Texas
will be perhaps the greatest wheat
producing country in the United
States-the granary of the world.
This will not drive away the CATTLE
in fact, with the dividing up of
the big ranges into small farms it
is predicted that the cattle industry
will be increased in point of num-
bers
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

FOOD that doubles egg crop, and
design for anti-thieff nest. Send 20
cents for formula to R. E. Payne.
1775 N. Grand, Beaumont.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07
FOREIGN.

Rome, Italy-The appalling dis
aster in Southern Italy has reached
a tragic immensely which has stir
red the entire world. AS ire result
of the earthquake which destroyed
Messina, Reggie and many adjacent
cities, in the neighborhood of 200,-
600 persons have persisted. Fifteen
small cities were destroyed and the
suffering entailed upon the surviv-
ors almost precludes description.
The country surrounding the strick-
en- district is so badly demoralized
that it is almost impossible to rem
der adequate assistance to the suf-
fering remainder Of the residents of
the stricken cities and thousands
are starving. Approach by sea or
land is almost impossible and the
situation is one which for horror
and suffering stands alone in the
history of the world
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Paris.-The Princess de Sagan,
formerly Anna Gould is awarded the
custody of the Castellane children
by the courts Count Boni de Cas-
tellane will probably appeal the case.
Caracas--Juan Vicente Gomez is
recognized as President of Vene-
zuela. Castro's friends are ban
ished from the country or thrown
in Jail.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Oakland, Cal.--Booger Red, I
race horse belonging to the pro
'prietor of the wild west show trav
cling under that name, wins tn,
Todd handicap at Emeryville. Thu
bookies lost a big bunch of none.
as Booger Red was rank outsider
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Austin.-G Governor Campbell has
issued proclamation Offering re-
ward of 500 for the arrest and
conviction of any person violating
the gambling laws.
New Braunfels.-One interesting
feature Of the enforcement of the
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Luling.-In family quarrel, J..
N. Gates is shot and killed by his
son-in-law Ed Boothe, who is in
turn shot to death by son of Gates.
The quarrel originated over the al
legged bad treatment OF Boothe's
wife.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Brady.-Willie Mayo, the fifteen
year-old son of Reverend c. G..
Mayo, is shot accidentally by stray
ball from. shooting gallery. The
injury while serious is not thought
to be fatal.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Nashville, Tenn.ZJames r. Coul-
.sI, ar insane prisoner, sets fire
to his bedding in the Carthage
County Jail and burns down tire
building. Coulter was fatally burned
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

MIR. Bryan's Senatorial Chance.
mo, l do not believe that if Mr..
Bryan were to take up his resi-
dence in Texas for the purpose of
running for the Senate he could get
the office, added Mr.. Hamlin.
There is strong opposition to
Bryan in many parts of the State.
He would have no charlie OF de-
feating Culberson and his donly hope
would be for Bailey's 49, The
latter will have .samGc ALTON,
but apprehend that whGTA4ne time
comes II the Senator desites to re-
main in the Senate he Will be re-
elected. / hope so, for he is one
of the strong men of the South
west. F" f6ts
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

Chicago.-Albert L. Corey, win
ner OF the Illinois Club Marathon
race, and Dorando Pietri, have been
matched for a 26-mile Marathon
race which will take place in Chi
cago on January %.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-01-07

hepFStHts EhTWtli llcIES.
Mr.. Hamlin Is in Washington as
the representative of the Farwell
heirs, who have large property in
terests in Texas. He is DESTROYS of
having the boundary line between
Texas and New Mexico definitely
fixed and marked that lands close
to the line now held by squatters'
rights may be patented There is
strip of land fifty-six miles in
length and quarter of mile
wide that has never been surveyed,
and although the Clarke survey line
has been recognized as the bound
airy line between Texas and New
Mexico it never has been marked
officially, the result being that own
ers of property on both sides have
no clear title to the land. A bill
has been introduced in Congress to
have the line marked and it prob
ably will come up for consideration
at this session.-Special Washing
ton telegram to Ell Paso Times.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
An Unofficial Order.

Thomas, tenth Earl OF Dundonaid. al
his death vice admiral In the English
navy. tells In his Autobiography OF a
Seaman Of an incident on board the
Hind. on which he served as midship-
man. The pet OF the ship was a par.
rot, the aversion OF the boatswain.
whose whistle the bird learned TO imi.
tate exactly.
one day a party OF ladies paid us
visit aboard. By the usual means OF a
whip on the yardarm several had
been hoisted on deck. The chair had
descended for another. Scarcely had
It's fair freight been lifted out OF the
boat alongside when the parrot piped
Let gO.'
The order was instantly obeyed.
and the unfortunate lady. instead Of
being comfortably seated on deck. was
soused in the sea. Luckily for her.
the men We're on the watch and quick
ly pulled her out. and luckily for the
parrot the boatswain was on shore OF
this unreasonable assumption OF the
boatswain's functions might have end
cd tragically for the bird"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
Too Humiliatina.

a certain small boy Of six is rapidly
assuming manly ways. Not long ago
his room at school planned an enter
tainment There We're 10 be little
songs and recitations and a mysterious
grab bag. The small boy waxed elo-
quent concerning the coming glories
OF this show. and more especially the
part he would take
On the morning OF the entertain
ment his mother suggested that he
should take his little sister. aged four,
with him. He hung his head.
Don't you want 10 take herr" his
mother asked.
NO, don't" he answered.
And why nOt?"
The reply came quickly.
Cause there amt none Of tn other
fellers has 10 bring their children, ~
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
CHILD ATE cUTIcURA.

spread whole BOX of Ia on Cracker.
Not the Least Injury He.uIted-
Thus Proven Pure and sweet.
A New York friend Of Cuticura
writes:
My three year old son and heir.
after being put 20 bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the stateroom
and located a box Of graham crackers
and box OF Cuticura Ointment When
a search was made for the box. IL was
found empty and the Kid admitted
that he had eaten the contents OF the
entire box spread on the crackers Ii
cured him OF bad cold and | don't
know what else"
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every ingredient Of
Cuticura Ointment is absolutely pure.
sweet and harmless. III IL may be
safely eaten by a young child. none but
the most beneficial results can be ex-
pected 10 attend its application 10 even
the tenderest skin or youngest infant
Potter Drug x Chem Corp. Sole
Props. OF Cuficura Remeiies Boston.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
500 Reward. 500.

The readers Of this paper Will he pleased
70 learn that there j. al least one dreaded
disease that science has be.n able 90 cure
10 all Us stages and thar Is tafarrh. Hal >
tatarrh cure is the only positive cure now
being a constitutional disease. requires 4
constitutions treatment Halls tatarrh
Cure T. taken interna .ly. acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces ~ the
system. thereby destroying the foundation -
me disease. and giving the nsfieuf strength
hy building up the constitution and assist
ln- nature in doing ifs ~ors. The prorrie-
tors have much faith To IT, curative pow
ers that they of,r one lllnirei Dollars for
any case that II fails 70 cure Sead for list
u test imonialS
Address q CHENEY 4 60. Toledo. o.
Sold tv an DRUGGISTS 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
No Acid Needed.

Weary William Rhoades-Say. Hap
Ply, wot's de difference between US an
new fall cider?
Happy Harry-Search me.
Weary William Rhoades-Dey don't
have ter put no acid in us ter keep us
frum wOrkin'
AT which the dry hay in the NOV
burst into a furious flame Exchange
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
Partial FRIGHT.

Il was in the cafe car when the
trains collided."
Wasn't you scared"
"A little. at first When the crash
came I thought for an instant that
/ was at a church supper with m sec
ond table just coming in."-Puck.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09

Many lite has been cut short hy
cough that was not believed 20 De- see
rious Many a hackache ard sideache
follows "a coughing spell Many a NIGHT
is passed ia restiessnesS caused by
coughing. Many cough cure that
never cures is tried. 10 not be- misled.
II You cough. take the old reliable
Kemp's BalSam the best cough cure.
At druggists and dealers 2lc
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09

Lanes Pleasant Tablets Caxativel cure
colds in an hour and are the best treat
ment for grin. DO not wait minute when
Won feel a cold coming on. huf get a box
II these tablets and save suffering and ex-
pense They are sold hy druggists and
Dealers AZ - cents box Orator + Wood.
ward. lie ROY. y Y Sample free
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09

"Tve eener'ly noticed" said Deacon
Bfmher. that the man who drownds
his sorrow in the flowin' bowl most
always has his eye out lookin for more
10 drownd bohemian Magazine.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09

She doesn't have to watch her wheat.
en- loaves.
When using one OF those new-fash
toned stoves
She seats herself at each and reads
a book.
Sing hay. The freless cooker and
the cook,
Chicago Tribune
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09

In prizefighting bantam weight IS
ll5 pounds ringside: featherweight
122 ringside. lightweight. 1873 ring
side; welterweiehi, 142 ringside. mid
dleweight l54 ringside: light heavy.
weight. lG5 ringside; heavyweight. all
over les.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09
Hairs.

Hairs are composed Of scarfskin
and are covered with thin. fiat. over
Tapping scales. which is the reason
why an eyelash or other hair in the
eve irritates IL so much.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-04-09

Astronomers believe that the tenn
perature Of space outside Of the
earth's atmosphere is 459 degrees be-
low the zero OF the Fahrenheit scale
That inconceivable cold is what they
mean by absolute zero.