The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1909-06-25
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~ tis nssuysi fcs q liar " dcubt every
statement he hears
The "ssesdy drInkef" ~ never very
steady ~ anything else.
The best said about the see nj women
and csqped goods the better.
A womsp's besrtbresks are slmcst ss
bad A. = mans indigestion.
Hot7-Gee whiss and 10 think that ~
showed In Denver on June 1.
Speaking Of signalling Mars, wonder
n Venus wont feel snubbedf
Every boy believes that some day he
will be able 10 lift half ton.
Nobody likes to have an earthquake
try TO shake his acquaintance.
The recent rains do not seem to have
impaired the June bride crop.
Most women can whistle just enough
TO like 10 hear themselves do II.
We have never yet seen q leg that
looked well In white stocking.
Every man knows just how to play
the game until he goes to the bat.
Fine weather TO puncture q vacstion
trip by making q dash for the pole.
Now we have chewing gum merger
to give the trust busters the jaw ache.
It's sort OF little jest OF Fate when
an automobile turns turtle in q mud
puddle.
A woman isn't necessarily smart be-
cause she says things that make others
smart.
When Senator Gore gets into . tariff
debate II does seem like "gore" sure
enough.
A small boys idea Of liberty Is to eat
the cake and then ASK his mother II he
may have 1t.
It's no. use inviting folks to the
heavenly way when you walk IS II II
were all thorns.
Farm note says hemp eradicatei
weeds. Also ersdicates criminals. HEM
is great thing.
Some men are very choice when /
comes TO picking out the people the,
want to be mad at.
Men hasten TO accept the mute stand
ing invitation Of . pretty girl who en-
ters crowded car.
David said that all men were liars an,
he might have added that some mel
work at it overtime.
What makes . girl proudest Of tn
man she's engaged to is for his neckti
to match her complexion.
Money may make the mare 60, but 1
falls down when 1t attempts to start
stubborn mule down the pike.
Once in . great while we meet . maj
who IL wise enough to know when b.
has enough before he gets It,
All men imagine they will do just .
they please as soon as they are twenty
!. one; but some Of them get married.
ia man can't find any other reaso
for knowing he has brains, 1t will
. because his watch keeps good time.
!. Boston man has advertised for . loi
umbrella. Oh, faith, faith, thou art
beautiful thing until rudely Jared.
A man could make great fortune II
l. venting . mirror that would make
woman oyer forty look twenty.three.
!. Don't waste any time looking back I
: your mistakes; there 10 more fun
looking up the mistakes Of other pc
pie.
Even the worm will turn your du
day into one Of joy II he is on the end
your hook and you have . liberal Jug
!. "bait."
Eastern writer 10 now trying 10 pro-
O. that Cleopatra was red headed. Meb
she was--she had the fiery temper {
right.
=. Speaking Of . wireless telegraph /
inventor seems turning his attention
h. wireless political machine, badly
=. we need It.
The particular fun woman gets o
Of writing letter 10 forgetting TO put
It the thing she wrote for, 90 she G
P:write another.
J, Ses serpent appeared on Long leila
few days ago in spite Of the fact u
efforts have recently been made 10
=: form Coney Island.
President Taft kicked ct the decisj
OF baseball umpire the other day, ID
winning the undying allegiance
= every fen In the land,
Big how Of natural gas has been d
covered and the strange part Of II 10 Il
J. Il has no connection with the Uni
- States Congress this time.
- The girl who thinks shgs can do III
Q. roles on the stage would come nesrsI
m4king 1 happy marriage II she wo
learn 10 do light rolls In the kitchen
o. There IL . new countssfsit >i0o bill
ths market. Look carefully thro,
your one hundred dollar bllls--!
~. might b. ths very one who has q.
~ one Of the magazine possesses sin
- ~ would not b. The houssd SOUL" vi
inesrpsstsd msaas II would " -
o. impossibility 70 gst her 70 %
9. house work.
An engagement riak 70 sirl M
lovs, faith lie, hsppinsss, hops su
whole world full of sweet sxpsctsti
10 : yoang man u means hustltng
m the devil b nset The instsllmsnt
nsss svssy Psy ~,