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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15
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Many workmen are planning to
leave the Island Of Samos, in the
Mediterranean, 43 miles southwest
from Smyrna, because of the intro
duction of cigarette machines, which
permit daily output of 100000
cigarettes.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Germany has a permanent exposi-
ton of accident-saving devices which
has been productive of great benefit
to life. This feature England is
copying. Boston Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Remember, girls, that the young
man who writes the best love letters
doesn't necessarily make the best
husband.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

b. n. GREEs's Sons, OF Atlanta. Ga, are
the only successful Dropsy Specialistsin the
world. Sec their liberal offer In advertise
nent in another column OF this paper.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

The climatic conditions and the
soil in the central zone of Chile are
conducive to the cultivation of a
very flne grade of tobacco. but as
yet its cultivation. has not been very
thoroughly developed. The good to-
bacco lands are quite extensive.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

If man reads joke in q funny
paper he wants to make an after
dinner speech two hours long so as
to get it on in the middle of it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

ing better when 1t begins to sit up
and look our way
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

American -four is welcomed in the
Netherlands because of its peculiar
value for bread-making In connec-
ton with the home-milied soft-wheat
fiourss with which 1t. is blended by
the bakers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Only One "I3romo Quinine''
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of 4. W. Grove. Used the
World over TO Cure q Cold in One Day. 25c.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Isn't it queer that a man never
shows his temper until after he has
has lost it?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

In putting up leather betting be
sure to place the hair side next to
the pulley. 1t not only clings to the
pulley better, but will wear much
longer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15
Color Rays Cure For
e Inebriety and Crime.

Philadelphia.-Cases Of drunken
ness and OF juvenile depravity cured
by application of vari-colored lights
were presented by DR.. ]. Frank Wal
lis, OF the Norristown State Insane
Asylum before the Philadelphia Medi-
cal Society.
r2 Light starvation" the doctor de-
clared, causes criminals.
With the development of the use
Of light energy as a curative agent
drunkenness and crime win disap-
pear
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

A wild herb growing in Paraguay
is much sweeter than sugar and is
used by the natives for that purpose
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

The total population of the Brit
ish empire is over 400.000.000.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teehhing, softens the gums, reduces infianiIaa-
ton. aliays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Piles Cured in O TO IA Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case Of Itching. Blind, Bleedingo or Prot ruding
Piles in 8 to II days or money refunded. Soc.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Itch cured in 50 minutes by Wooiford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Job never had to endure having a
poem read to him from manuscript
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Optimism and dyspepsia are NO
on speaking terms. B. N. U. s
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

Men outnumbered women in this
country year ago by 1.638.321.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15
PATIENT SUFFERING.
Many Women Think They Are
Doomed to Rackache.

1t is not right for women to be al
ways ailing with backache, urinary
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

FARMS AND TIMBER LANDS at
lowest prices on easy terms great
est bargains In Virginia. Write for Free cata-
logus. Address ,. X. LIAM. chaflottes-
vile, Va.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

~0El YOUR PATENT by our new method. De-
MI monstrate It to the leading capitalists and
G6Amanufnotnrers ct Madison square taFsten,
New York Write NATIONAL PATENT q NOVELTY
EXHIBITION CO, 10o3t5 Real Estate BLDG. Pnila Pa
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1909-01-15

For 80 years Lydia r.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
female ills. No sick woman does Justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to its credit.
mna~ Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
~ to write her for advice. She has
guided thousands to health free of charge.
Address Mrs. Pinlxham, Lynn, Mass.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

arrived at the executive mansion and
informed the president and the presi-
dent-elect that congress was in readi-
ness for the ceremonies of the actual
Inauguration.
Escorted by a guard Of honor OF
veterans. Messrs. Roosevelt and Taft
and the several committees then drove
to the capitol, where they were met
by Vice-President Fairbanks and Mr..
Sherman. All went TO the senate
chamber. where. after prayer by Ed
ward Everett Hale. chaplain Of the
senate. Mr.. Sherman took the oath OF
once as vice-president and delivered
his inaugural address. He then ad-
ministered the oath to the newly
elected United States senator's.
Present on the floor Of the senate
chamber were many former senators
Of the United States. who have the
privilege of the senate at all times
owing to the fact OF once having held
membership in the body. ,s-aa
TAFT 10 Made President.
As soon as the senators-elect had
been sworn into ONCE. q procession
was formed to march from the senate
chamber through the rotunda of the
capitol to the east side OF the build
ing.
The platform upon which President
Taft took the oath OF ONCE extended
well out from the portico until 1t
overhung the broad plaza to the east,
where directly to the front were gath
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
ventri,oquis.'s Good Joke.

The street carrying turtle by the
tail, when ventriloquist standing
near seemed to make 1t say: Where
is youral goin' with me?" The little
negro heard the question. and looked
around with establishment. but not be-
ing entirely satisfied as 10 where the
voice came from. walked on. Again
the ventriloquist said: Il say, where
is youall takin me?" This time the
boy was satisfied that the turtle had
been gifted with miraculous power
OF speech, and instantly dropped it on
the sidewalk in CONSERVATION, en-
claiming: Il isn't a-takin' you-ail no
whar. has done dropped you'll"
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
HnEJ s. JNERIAw

oath. President Taft delivered his in.
augural address.
The presidents speech frequently
was interrupted by applause and at
its close the great assembly broke Into
cheers. The president was congratu-
lated by those who were close 20 him.
including the retiring president and
the other chief ofYlcials.
Drives to White House for Luncheon.
President Taft then entered u car.
rage which was at once surrounded
by the members OF the Black Horse
troop Of Cleveland, o.. which formed
the special guard Of honor. The presi.
dents carriage was driven north and
then down the hill by the senate wing
Of the capitol until Pennsylvania ave.
nue. was reached. From that point the
president drove slowly to the White
House along the thor0ughiare filled.
save for Its center. with crowds OF his
cheering fellow citizens.
Review Of Inaugural Parade.
Al the White House a light lunch.
con Vas served TO . specially invited
party. including the governors OF sey.
erai states. prominent federal ofiicinls.
personal friends OF the president and
the members Of the presidential
family.
Meanwhile tho great inaugural pn.
rade had formed on Pennsylvania ave.
nue.. and ~ soon NJ President Taft mp.
peared on the reviewing stand. direct.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
eY EoWARp 3. CLARK.

Washington, Mar. An the pres.
snce Of many thousands Of civilians,
soldiers and sailors. William H. Taft
was inaugurated president of the
United States q few minutes after
noon. The oath of ONCE was admin.
tstered to him on the east portico OF
the capitol and he delivered his in.
augural address to one of the great.
est throngs that ever gathered here to
witness the induction into ONCE of a
chief executive Of the nation. James S.
Sherman was sworn in as vice-presi.
dent in the senate chamber shortly be.
fore the greater event took place.
Unusual military display marked the
inauguration of Mr.. Taft and Washing
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

diets and the midshipmen from the
naval academy at Annapolis. The
cadets of both schools were cheered,
as they always have been cheered at
every inaugural parade in which they
have taken part. Immediately behind
the future officers of army and navy
came the regulars OF the military serv.
Ice. In the line were the 1900 men
who had formed the Cuban army of
pacification.
In the waters Of Hampton roads for
ten days the fleet which had made its
record-breaking journey around the
world had been assembled The bat.
tle-ships. the cruisers. the destroyers
and the torpedo boats were drawn
upon for tackles" to give the sea
service an adequate representation In
the inaugural ceremonies. There were
5000 sailors from the Connecticut. the
Illinois and the other ships of Sperry's
fleet in the parade. The marines fol.
lowed the sailors.
Next came the National Guards.
men from various states OF the union.
and their excellent marching and evo-
lutions ELECTED enthusiastic applause.
IN 'he rear OF the military division
came the civic organizations. There
WI. ~ me more thah loo clubs and
ro"''e"i .Ssoc'at'ohs rom all parts OF
.ne country nearly all OF them wear.
ing some unique and distinguishing
""''o'm'
o'''hant Inaugural Ball.
When the last OF the parading bod.
les had passed the nresident retvrraa
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
Special Round Trip HomeseekerS
Rates to New Mexico and Texas.

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month, during the entire year.
the Colorado & Southern Railway will
sell round trip Homeseekers' tickets
to great many points in New Mexico
and Texas at one fare plus $500 for
the round trip. Final limit twenty five
days. allowing liberal stop.over prfyiL
eyes. For detailed information. rates.
etc, call on the Colorado & Southern
agent or address T. f. Fisher, General
Passenger Agent, Denver, Colorado.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
MZLHH ~ 1|Z-

ton was thronged with people eager to
see the magnificent spectacle. All day
Pennsylvania avenue was packed with
the crowds.
Scene Of Great 0ssuty.
The scene WAS one OF constant
movement and constant color. The
red. white and blue hoated from every
hagpole and fell ~ drapery from
every cornice. The inaugural commit.
tee succeeded this year In outdoing
all previous efforts At decorative ef.
feet
In the line Of march leading from
the capitol up Pennsylvania avenue
past the great treasury building and
White House there were nearly. 1000
regular troops and twice ~ many
members Of the National Guard Of the
different states and independent mill
tary organizations. The civic fea.
lures OF the parade were many. The
trades. the professions and all kinds
q business activities were represent.
ed by thousands OF persons who came
TO Warrington 10 do honor 10 the
couutry's new civil chief.
sherman Sworn In First. .-
Early 10 the day the president elect
met the outgoing president In the
White House. About an hour before
noon the congressional committee Of
arrangements. consisting OF Senators
Knox. Lodge and Bacon. and Repre-
sentatives Burke. Young and Gaines.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Pills. which he said had made bad
back well, enabled him to sleep bet
ter nights and feel more fit for work.
The treatment also cleared up the
urine. On January 5. 1909. Judge Law
confirmed his previous testimony. II
have recommended this remedy to
many people since l first used it,"
said he.
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
The Waiis Of Jericho.

Some remarkable discoveries have
been made on the supposed site Of
ancient Jericho. near the Dead sea, BY
. German expedition. headed by
Prof. Seiin. The ancient walls were
found at . depth OF eight feet. and
many interesting features Of their con.
struction revealed. Tho wall consisted
Of three parts. = rock foundation. .
sioping rubb!s wall 20 feet high
and from six and half TO eight feet
broad. aud . top wall Of clay bricks. In
one place the latter part Of tho wall
reaches . height Of eight feet. The
800 yards: %50 yards have already
been laid bare with the aid Of 200
vorkmen employed By the expedition.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
A eilljonaire's Motto,

Forgive and forget IL my motto"
said Mr.. Dustin Stax.
But you don't forgive your busi'
ness rivals"
mo. We expect the public to do
the forgiving and we'll do the forget.
ting"
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

A marvelousiy constructed instru
nsent, delicate in tbs extreme, re.
spending to the slightest influence.
What Il crime against nature to drug
the eyJ Everyday eye troubles are
speedily cured by applying externally
DR.. Mi,Cheils pure. harmless soothing
Eye Salve. 25 ceuts. Ask the druggist.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Therefore thou ar, inexcusabie. O
man. whatsoever thou art. that 1udxest.
Tor wherein thou judgest another. thou
condcninest thyself: for thou that juds.
est doest tho same things.
al.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
No Need TO BE AIarmso.

An English writer says education 10
r'da'ns the world Of genius by making
everybody q mediocrity. Don't get
scared. A real genius 10 always .
'ohs way ahead OF the very latest edu.
cation.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

A magazine writer has computed
that rats destroy yearly In the United
States 100000 900 worth Of property.
He estimates that rodents destro,
100000 worth Of property 10 New
York nione.-NeW York American
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
Command Respset and Lew.

Beauty Of achievement. whether In
overcoming . hasty temper. . habit Of
exaExeraiiou. In exploring . continent
or guiding we'll tho ship Of state. 10 ii.
ways fascinating. and those who are
In this fashion beautiful are never
desolats. and some one always loves
,hem.-Franccs 4. willard.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
According to Hoyle.

"See here. Mister Casey" said Pat
to the tax assessor, "shore and 80
know the goat isn't worth S."
"Oim sorry responded Casey. but
that is the law" Producing book. hs
read the following passage: "All prop
erty abutting on Front street shOuld
be taxed at the rate of 81 per foot
Success Magazine.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
RefersstatIon In Seetlsnd.

Scotland long ago lost itH forests. In
the time Of James VI. II wss lament.
ed that the country was almost naked
and "mony yeirs ago spoiled Of all the
thinner within the same" Within the
last hundred years. however. great
tracts. notably In pcrthshire and For.
farshirc. that once were bare. have
been rcclothed with thinner"
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
cIrcvmsta ntlai Evldeoee,

Shells Il true that Mise Blank IL
going TO marry the princsf
He-Er-wsii. the have Issued Do.
Mai OF the story which contradictsd
the report % 10 the falSity Of the rt
NOR that the accoun, was untrue.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Try the Natural laxative. Garfield Tea I,
ovcrcomcs constipation and regulates liver
and kidneys. Samples rent upon request,
Garfield Tea Co., brooklyn, n. Y.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
new CHIEF OF THE
NATION IN OFFICE
INAUGURATION OF w. II.
TAFT AS PRESIDENT OF
UNITED STATES.
BIG THRoNc SEES CEREMONY

Oath Administered on East Portleo
Of Capitol Building In Presence
Of acknowledgement Parade
Marked by Unusual Military Dis.
play-shsrman Sworn In ~ Vice.
Prssidsnt-0rlIiant Ball and Fire.
works Close the Days Events.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
ROUGH sTUFFING.

The Tiger-lt was bad enough to be
cut off In my prime, but to be stuffed
by an amateur taXidermist Is really
too hard to bear!
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Happiness Ii measured not by the
enlargement OF the possessions. but Of
the hcart-Ituskin.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
In . Safe Place.

I'VE have a man in this prison who
never tried to escape" declared the
head keeper.
Whats he in for?" inquired the
visitor.
"Bigamy," replied the head keeper.
bohemian.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

I'm . student Of rnrai humor. and
10 the gem Of NY collection"
ut Was at q horse trade. What's
Bill laughing about3' asked . farmer
friend. C.L,s ttss....-
"'Hs Just bought y horse
"'Weil. what are you laughing
aboutr
~ cold Il 70 biz ~"
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
OBSERVER Censuee

A Boston woman is charged with
throwing n pie In her husbands face
That's fine way TO waste pie!
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
A Trained Taste,

But, Dorothy. dear. don't you care
for this lovely sunset"
why. you know very well. mammn.
that I've got lots OF picture post cards
that are much lovelier."
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Deep trssthino and oIvss tien.
Deep breathing II an lnealcuiabls
aid TO digestion. Il should be In.
dulgsd In especially after . meal.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

u IT'S Your Eye Use Petite Eye saIvs,
for inflammation, stys, itching lids. eye
aches. defects Of vision and scnsi,ivi,y 10
strong lights. All druggists or Howard
bros. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
hiehsss q Al, ou,,ss.

To bring . child 70 the realization
Of the divine nature within him seems
TO me 10 b the highest duty Of bar.
cnts and educators.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

~ Year FEET Ache M llarn
~ NJ parhas~ Of Aliens kpa.tssr, II Rivea
turh r~ilef. two miiiion packages sold yearly.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Tell . married man he doesn't look
Il and hc will be terribly nnttcrcd.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

known far and wide
as the Marrying
Squire" from the
fact that he has mar
rted more couples
than any other off,
cialin Indiana. Judge
Law wrote a letter
In 1906, recommend
ing DOan's kidney
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

Our powers owe much Of their On.
erHy 70 our hopc1.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

About the easiest thing In the world
TOR some people to make II \ break.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

~ in front Of the main entrance to the
White House, the leading band struck
up Hail to the Chief" Maj. Gen. ].
Franklin Bell. grand marshal, gave
the word and the picturesque process.
sion began to pass In review.
AZ body after body OF soldiers.
sailors and civilians passed. they "a
luted ana the president salnted in
turn. 1t took the procession three
hours to pass the reviewing stand, 1t
was great sight. full OF interest and
color.
Soldiers and Sailors Lead.
The military division had the right
OF way after the presidents escort
At its head were the West Point ca,
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06
rHE MARRYING sou,RE.-
Justice George e. Law Has Broken Al
Records.

George F.. Law, Justice Of the Peace,
49, Franklin St. Brazil. Ind. Is
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-03-06

important to Mothoro.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children. and see that 1t
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-11-13
Six Thousand People Day.

Every day 5000 or more people ride the
elevators in the Empire building, or a
total for the month of about 100, OoO . said
Robert Jemison, Jr., yesterday I'VE
have had count made and find that 5000
Is the daily average, and that each of the
elevators makes about $50 trips day
which would make an even 1000 trips for
the four elevators, an average of six
people to every trip.
THAT is a goodly number of people
to visit one building in day, and when
you add the hundreds who come into
the lobby and go into the cafe in the
basement, the total will run to fully 5000
people a day.
1.-The number of people in the building
gives a pretty good idea of the central
location of the Empire. Place the same
building on any corner less popular and
the number of people in the elevators
daily would drop perhaps a thousand or
two
Each elevator takes about minuts
to make the trip to the sixteenth floor
and a minute down, or an average of two
minutes to two minutes and half for
the round trip. When you consider that
the elevators stop at nearly every floor
during the greater part of the day 1t
will be readily seen that that is pretty
fast time
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-11-13
"By Barge from Alabama"

Under the foregoing title the New
Orleans Times-Democrat discusses the
proposed all-water service to Mobile
and Montgomery. 1.-THE project" 1t
says, sis in line with plan of trade
extension which New Orleans has al.
ways favored. The barge line up the
Alabama river could at the same time
be made of greater benefit and advan-
tage to the factories and shipping of
New Orleans by bringing to this city,
at a minimum of cost, the coal pro-
duced in the Great Warrior section of
Alabama. Rail competition in the
transportation of coal cannot compete
with water transportation, as we see
in the case of the coal brought down
from Pittsburg, and which it would be
absolutely impossible to haul by rail-
the freight would eat it up.
For some years past we have
looked to the Warrior field of Ala
bama as offering us the best fuel op-
portunity, for it is much nearer New
Orleans than the Pittsburg coal field
the Pittsburg coal comes, by the way,
from West Virginia to The Smoky
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-11-13
Corn Growing Here and Elsewhere

The department of agriculture esti-
mates this years corn crop at 1851
$4,000 bushels-the largest crop ever
raised save that of 1906, which went to
1927, 100000 bushels. This crop Is
worth at current prices nineteen hun
bred million dollars.
But the south will get no consider
able part Of this vast sum. 1t will, in
fact, contribute to the sum demanded
by the surplus corn states, for the
south made but 679,314,OO0 bushels
this year, as against 731,559000 BUSH
els last year. We have not, in other
words, made the corn that the south
ern people will need this year. We
must buy at high prices about 30O,.
0C0,0O0 bushels, worth, delivered to tho
consignee, about $4,000 900!
Alabama's crop fell away to 49,
646,0O0 bushels, as against 44,S35 900
bushels last year. The yield per acre
in this state this year was 1876 bushels.
Last year the average yield per acre
was AL bushels. We do indeed need
lucent cotton when we will have to
buy a great deal of S0-cent corn.
| The average yield per acre in the
Virginia's average yield was 1872 bush
els per acre, and Louisiana's 20 BUSH
els. The culture of corn in Alabama
is at low ebb. 1t Is well-nigh lost
art, and the average yield per acre is
a reflection on the state.