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The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
PRETTY GOOD SCHEMES.

It's q pretty good scheme to be cheery. and sing as you follow the road. for a good many pilgrims are weary. and hopeleSsly carry the Ioau' their hearts from the journey are breaking. and rod seems to them like mile; and it may be the noise you are making will hearten them up for a while. It's pretty good scheme in your joking to cut out the jest tha's unkiud. for the baroed kind Of fun you are poking, some fel' low may carry in mind; and good many hearts have been broken, a good many hearts fond and true, by words that were careleSsly spoken by alecky fellows like you. It's pretty good scheme to be doing some chorins around while you can; for the gods With their goods are pursuing the earnest. industrious man; and those gods in their own Fl Dorado, are lay ing up wrath for the one who loafS all the day in the shadow, while others toll out in the sun.-Walt Mason.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
FACT PROVEN.
should Convince Even the Most Skep-
 tIcal of Its Truth.

should Convince Even the Most Skep-
 tical of Its Truth.
 If there Is the slightest doubt In the minds of any that Dandrufr germs do not exist, their belief Is compelled by the fact that q rabbit innoculated with the germs became bald in six weeks time, IL must be apparent to any person therefore that the only prevention of badness is the destruction of the germ which act is successfully accomplished fin one hundred per cent. of cases by inc application of Newbro's Herpiclde. Dandrufr Is caused by the same germ which causes badness and can be pre- vented with the same remedy-Neworo' Herpicide.
 Accept no substitute. Destroy the cause you remove the effect"
 Sold by leading druggists. Send loc: In stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co., petroIt. Mich.
 One Dollar bottles guaranteed.
 Wm. Britt. Special agent, Skagway
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
PIeasinu Him.

.I got so angry at Jack last night"
 What was the cause"
 'I really don't remember. In fact 1t was hard enough for me to get 8 cause. but he always says I look my best when am mad"
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
FRArERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES.

Regular meetings of Skagway Aerie No. 20, Fraternal Order of Eagles first and third Wednesdays in each month, in their hall on Fifth Avenue, at S:30 D. m. sharp.
 All members are requested to be present and visiting brothers are in- yited to attend.
 HENRY A. RHODE, Worthy Pres.
 J. NJ. Keller, Worthy Secy.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

And the work of righteousness shal be peace: and the effect of righteous ness quietneSS and assurance forever, Isaiah. Chapter 32-l7.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

Judge H. E. LeFe>rC 2c;cd as edit or Of The Alaskan yesterday in place U: w. w. Liggett.- who made a trip to IaineS.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
DIRECTORY OF FRATERHAL SOCIETIES
ARCTIC BROTHERHOOD.

Regular meetings of Camp Skag way, No. 1, every Tuesday at S:3J o'clock sharp, in A. B. hall, Broad way.
 Visiting brothers are cordially in yited.
 J. NJ. Keller, A. c. F. J. Rosenberg, A. R.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
LADIES OF THE MAccABEEs.

Regular reviews of Hive No. 2, La dies of the Maccabees will be held the first and third Tuesdays in the month at s p. m. sharp, in their hall on Sixth aveGVe.
 All visiting members are cordially invited.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
FULL ouARr MEASuRE

Old Famous Cedar Brook Bourbon
 Bottled in Bond, well Aged in wood, from the Renowned MCBraycr Dis t;llery. Full Quart $l.5O, at the Pack Train. tf
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

There is certainly an ulr of refine ment and style about the
 ......EAToN, CRANE G PlKE...... writing papers, but these are by n means the only requisites that they possess. These papers are bcauti- f'.' to look at, agreeable to the touch, take the stamp of the monogram die to perfection, have q most pleasing writing surface, and are absolutely co rect as to size and shape.
 We carry many of the Eaton, Crane & Pike writing papers. and can recommend them all
 We also recommend other lines of cur complete stationery stock, such a blank books, tablets, writing matcria. a fine assortment of Watcrman's and Parkcr's Fountain Pens, etc, etc.
 VIM. BRITT
 The Druggist
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
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The result Of the observation taken at Moore wharf at midnight, May Ol, 1869, Is as follows;
 Temperature time observat'n. 42 above Max. temp. preceding 24 hours 6G above Min n l2 above MasD a LbOyP
 Barometer 2970.
 Raining anl Strong South wind
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
FULL QUART MEASURE

old Famous Cedar BrGOE Bourbon Bottled in Bond, well Aged in wood from the Renowned McBrayer Dis
 tllery. Full Quart $l.5O, at the Pack Train. u
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
FREE AND ACCEPTED MAsoNs

Regular meetings of White Pass Lodge, No. 1l3, Free and Accepted Masoas, second and fourth Fridays of each month, at s p. m. sharp, at Ma sonic hall, 225 Fourth avenue.
 Sojourning and visiting members are requested to meet with us.
 A. P. DRAPES Secy.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
BRING YOUR OWN JUG.

Mount Vernon Rye and Belmont Bourbon direct from bond at whole sale price by the gallon. The Mas cot. phone e. Delivery free.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
Evidence to the Contrary.

"I always say just what l think said the little pompouS man. his chest swelling out an inch and q half. Do you really:'
 Indeed l do"
 "why. Percy. had always supposed you were married man."
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
Makes lt Easy.

Keep smiling" says the optlmist. And then your mind 10 tickle He comes around and touches you For something like a nickel If you are smiling still, next time He makes it just an even dime.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
Not His Say.

What I'm thinking about is what l will say to my wife when get home" That doesn't worry me"
 Maybe you have good story fixed up"
 ''I couldn't spring it if l had. She will do all of the talking"
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
To cinch Her Triumph.

"Am to consider that as proposal, Charley"
 Certainly; you heard what Said.' "would you mind putting 1t in writ ing?"
 "Do you doubt my word?"
 "Oh. no. not as far as I am con cerned, but have box of candy bet on it."
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
BENEVOLENT AND PROTECTIVE
 ORDER OF ELKS.

Regular meetings of Skagway Lodge, No. 43l, Benevolent and Pro tective Order of Elks, every Thurs, day at s D. m. sharp, in their hall on Sixth Avenue.
 FRED. CALLARMAN, Secy.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

Strenuous Teddy is creating earn age and consternation in Darkest Africa"
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

Get your Sunday dinner at the BOARD OF TRADE restaurant. The best the market affords.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11
WITHOUT ONE KISS"

WITHOUT ONE hlSS. WV TITHoUT one kiss she's gone away w And sss':" sss: the brightness out of
 With scornrul lips and naughty
 brow She's left me melancholy now In spite Of all that l could say. And SO to guess as best l may What angered her. awhile stay Beneath this blown acacia oouSh.
 Without one kiss Yet all my wildered brain can pay My questioning is but 10 pray Persuasion may my speech endow And love may never more allow My injured sweet 10 sail away
 Without one kiss. Charles c. D. Roberts
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
 PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrudlng Piles in G to If days or money refunded. soc.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

Alaska is entitled to home rule.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

Take care of yourself and you will be sure of life iOh.
The daily Alaskan., 1909-05-11

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-09-29
Sine Nad6t inf galS Wunntair

Sll eirer einiamen Nod)t erfIonull
aler Benton bon Sort @omaro, q
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ie zines Nadborn, Inn oenielbel
nit Or. Sings SEEM DISCOVERY 81
furieren, meldes i'm ielblt bonn 9tl:b.
MO eebeilt bottle. 0ieie munoerbarg
Weoi5in balf ordJ Sen Na6bar. spa.
ter beilte ooiielbe ieines Spbnes
5roll bon einem idiperen 2ungellci'
ben. Wiaionen balten es ols oit
gr0Bte @a(s- ulo 2ltngen-Meoi5it
ouf Groen. @uiten5 Grfaltunseli
&rlipp, 8lutungen mo franfe Gun.
gen meroen fiber ooourd furirt. 9ns
Bette fir @eufieber, Grippe tnr
aeudbuitcn. SOC uno $1.00. 8robe.
flaide fret. @arolltiert bon ollet
9riigoiIten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-09-29

bleiben miiroen, gu mioerufen. 8ieI-
leibt bat iie ibon geantportetl~
Sic gingen langiam our1 frenoe
StraBen. l1ebera1 itanoen neue
Giaer, elegante 5aiiooen, mooerne
8e6auoe. @us Dem piloei1 9urd)=
einalber !bes &l1ppenItrarbes NOR
cine 8rpmenaoe e%ntitortoen. Selhit
bie &onturen oes Siigel5uges ober-
bolb oes Srtes, tells nelt oufgefor-
itet, tells entbol8t, tporen ai1oere ge-
moroen Sem Meni1 fannie lie
mebr. Muf Ser Stele, mo INNER Der
labme 8iolinilt geieiien batte, fon5er-
tierte iebt oas &l1ror6e1ter.
9ie Hrofeliorin oriidte leiie Den
Mrm ibres Wannes.
$50, &inoden1 mos piait 9u9"
SD min Dir etpas beidten! Sd
empfinoe &eue oaiiber, oieie Sonrt
peranlaBt gu baben, Die MIR idmer5-
lid iein fam. @uf 8eranoeritteer
mar i6 mol gefoBt, aber auf ioldell
@ediel aaer 9inge nidt."
SOS lit nun einmol TO-" arttpor=
tete Ser 8rofeiior. Cine uralte gr-
fenntnis, Der l6on Der griefii1e
8eiie Mrsorud CAB, ols er iprah
vNidt 5lpeimal iteiglt on IN oeniel=
ben Stub" uno mas @oetbe in sen
gers pragte: u@d, unb oieielbs
@elle iteigit on nidt gum 5peiten
Wfall" S6on nod einem Sabre,
menn mir mieber bergefomnen ND
rem, bitten mir nidt Den alten Srt
oorgefunoen. uno oos nidt llllr,
neil Die 9inge auBer uns unabl1liie
8anolungen unterliegen, ionoern
neil oub unier eigenes Ser5, nllge-
a6tet aler Greue nno Stetigfeit, Sen
griBen 8ro5eB Der Natur nit nladt.
Wir, gliie, Oh un0 idL iinb nidt
mebr oieielben, mir iino anoere ge-
moroen. Mnoere @eballfen ais 90
mails beipegen uno treiben uns, an
oere 8efiible 5ittern in unierem 8u-
Ien. Was muBten mir DamaIs bonn
|8liid 0es 9auies, BON Der Seligfeit,
&inoer INTER eigen gu nennen2 ST.
oas 9eute i6le6ter ols ooinals?
Nie uno nimmer! Sebes glitter iii
i6on, ieOes bringt neue S%reueen
3aber bier .itno mir an Der 3oIt."
Sic traten Elm uno fraeter OF
Na6ri6ten fir fie eingegangen mo-
Iren. Ser 8earnte ourdmhiterte
Die ein9elaufenen Senoungen.
ugtur Elm Seleeramm-al1s a0ln
am gibein."
Bon Sopbiet" Iagte Die grofel-
iirin. u2aB ieben, Otto, mas Tie
ihreiben."
Der 8rofeiior entfaltete oas glatt:
oSeute friib adt llbr ein itram-
mer Sungel Sophie uno &ino mol!
Sallieuo @riiBe ben @roBelternl
u@roBnlitter!" iagte er, y@roby
potter" %antportete lie leiie.
Son0 in Sano gingen lie 5ltriid
bis an Die bronoerloe Ser.
God 10 fpie oanials!. @as
nleilit Oh Gliie, merln mir bod bier
blieben2"
Mit feu6tem slltse lob tie aui 5u
ibni.
Son 6er5en gernl Die ate 3eit
lit bin, unipieoerbringli9. slber mir
|baben oas goloene &eute, oas pollell
mir lieben uito feItbalten!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-09-29
Eth 1baar 8laarhrn

liebig lang fortgefebt tperoen, nit fenen onoeren aIs ,nten Meinlta.
ten.
Sn 6oaen BON periooiiden aupfme6, Ibuafem ODER idmer,en.
Dem Giden, llebelfeit, nie6er5ebenoen @efi6len, ObmmadtsanfGQeu
oagemeiner Sinfaligfet 1o nerbGier 3errnttnmg, ba6er gauien6e in
@ine Of goroni ni1fonnene 2inoentng bon ibrem aeioen gefunoen,
lmo neue StGrfe 1mb 2ebensfraft
Sic iio erniHid o%ufgeforbert. einen grinbiden uo reoIidhen
Werindb init oner poblbefunnten, 51perIdiigen ,mo erfolqreiden
5raren Weoi5ln 5n MAIDEN. l1eberall 81 baben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-09-29
Ghi(pipnhic Der Ghe.
Me iunaen Weners er6qhlen

v9ie iungen Mepers er6a6len 10
piel bon ibrer &o65eitsreiie
Die iino gemiB elm gliiflifes Soar.
vWterfe Dir. mein aino, Die Slit.
terpoden iino nrr cine 8robe, uub
oos Wnfter lit INNER better als Bic
@oore.~
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-09-29
n(ac6en Sic einen griin0(io6en Oer(ud6

Sblbon' IN Der gfegel Die critic JlaidJe @ine Of garoui 2inoeruna
br1rgen tno iutrfltb 8ntes ltiHen miro, bel BEN meHten 5ranenfranf=
beitem, lit es INNER Better, b%eIonoers in bortnafiqen SS6Gen, einen
griinoIihen Gerub nit ser afe6i5in 81 MAIDEN rno ir 3tt au aeben,
ibren bilFreiben geiRnOen GinHnf of oos eanse aSrperipitem aussu,
ubet ~ausfdHeBfd aus barnloien 9lanseniDffcn bergeiteIlt fam
Tie, ofne @efabr, BON Sung nno Git gebraud5t umo ibr @ebraud BE-
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-09-29
9[hne[nniht.

Ser Sufti6iffer @aier bat iein
lleneites 2uftihiff genau Dem Sp9el
na6gebiloet.
yg8ieio2~
Scum. menn's reguet, fliest er
ui6t.~
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
ECZEMA LODGES IN THE SKIN
Not a Blood Disease-cured by Oil of
Wintergreen Compound.

Fer many years eczema was sup.
posed 10 be a blood disease and was
enormously treated as such, but nov
the best authorities agree that ecze-
ma is only skin disease and must
be cured through the skin. The emf
nent skin specialist. Dr. u. ID. Dennis,
first discovered the eczema germ and
his discovery was quickly taken mp I'm
both Germany and France.
To kill the eczema germ and at tn"
same time heal the skin. DIR. Dennis
compounded oil of wintergreen. thy-
mol, glycerine. etc. The remedy is 4
liquid. not a mere salve, hence it
sinks right into the pores of the skin.
Washing with this oil Of wiutergreen
compound seems 10 take the itcn
away al once. soon the scales drop
away and the disease disappears. Her
man c. Schuh The prescription now
has been used so long as to have
proven its absolute merit and we do
not hesitate TO express or confidence
in ID. d d. Pre-. eription as used with
the d. ID. Soap.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
PROGRAM FOR RECITAL
To Be Given by Edward Baxter Perry
at First M. {. Church Next Sat
urday Night.

The piano recital TO be given by
Edward Baxter Perry, at the First NJ
II. church next Saturday evening un
der the auspices Of the Ladies' Cir
Gle of that church promises to be on.
of the rare musical events OF the sea
son and doubtless will attract a large
audience.
Mr.. Perry's fame as a pianist is too
we'll known to need exploitation and
the program which he has sent 10
Prof r. c. Clendcnen who is manag
ing the affair indicates that the music
lovers of Cairo will be highly edited
The program is as follows:
Schumann - Carnivale Preamble
Valse Noble-Coquette- Marches deds
Davidsbundler contre les Phillistins
Liszt-Liebestraum, No. 3.
Liszt-Rhapsodie Hongroise, No. u.
Rubenstein - Kamennoi Ostrow
No p
Grieg-Troll Dance from Peer Gynt
suite
T. b Perry-Aeolinne.
E. B. Perry-Balladc of Last Island.
Chopin-Andante spianto and Pol.
onaisc.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
NOBODY SPARED
Kidney Troubles Attack Cairo Men
and Women, Old and Young.

Kidney ills sieze young and cid.
Come quickly with little warning.
Children suffer in their early years.
Can't control the kidney secretions.
Girls are languid, nervous. suffer
pain.
Women worry. can't 10 daily work
Men have lame and aching backs.
Is to cure the cause.-the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid
neys-
Cure all forms of kidney suffering.
Cairo testimony proves it,
Mrs. A. B. Marshall. PA Twentv-
seventh street. Cairo. Ill. says: My
daughter had a weak back for yeas
and was often in misery on account
of thespains. Her kidneys were also
weak and the inability TO control he
kidney secretions. caused bed wetti1y
If she played hard. the trouble always
was aggravated. We doctored a great
deal but nothing helped her until W.,
procured Dran's Kidney Pills. Th
soon gave her relief and continued
use resulted in a complete cure
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. n.
Y. sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18

One of the noteworthy amusement
events Of the season will occur at the
Cairo opera house on Tuesday night
Feb 23rd, when the Rork production
Of The Land of Nod" will be present.
ed. This extravaganza was seen here
last season, ana its attractive quail
ties are thoroughly well known TO the
large number of theatre goers who
witnessed it. Aside from the rare
charm of its musical numbers AMI
the genuinely humorous comedy
which distinguishes it among enter,
tainments of its kind, THE Land Of
Nod" furnishes a splendid example
OF modern achievement in stage-work.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
Couldn't Place Horace.

They say that Horace wrote his
poems in praise OF wine" the school
teacher said TO the Bilvile citizen.
Who? Horace Greeley? Never
knowed he writ poetry"
No, no--the other Horace. who
comes from antiquity"
Never hearn tell OF him, n'er the
place he come from; but It's my opn-
ion, whoever he wuz. that he had
mighty little TO do to be wastin words
on wine. when the country has more
lO0-proof corn ticker than 1t kin con.
sumo convenient; but. come ter think
Of IL, the less said bout corn. new or
old, In the north Georgy region, the
better. The blamed oil government is
mighty atchful!"-Atlanta Constitu-
ton
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
Wednesday Card Club.

The Wednesday Card club was lie
lightfully entertained YESTERDAY
afternoon by Mrs H S. Candea OF
Upper Washington avenue
There were four tables at progress
sive 800" and prizes We're won by
Mrs Frank r. Aver, guest of the
club and Miss Leila Hastings, the
former receiving a white satin bet
with an arts and crafts buckle of ar
tistic design and the latter, a deco.
rated salad bowl. A most appel zing
luncheon was served at 4;20 o'clock.
The guests of the club We're Miss
Kate Kaufman Of St Louis Mrs.
Frank p Aver and Miss Emma Kleh.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
FUN TONIGHT
At OPERA HOUSE
MANlTOU COMEDY CO. WILL PRE-.
SENT "A DOMESTIC BLlZ-
3AED-LOcAL TALENT IN
"A RUSSIAN SWEAT BOX"

Dr.. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde was the
play at the opera house last night.
Mr. Brister gave the difficult part
with marked ability and had good
support There was a good sized an,
dlence and all were pleased. Tonight
the play will be "A Domestic Biz
zard". 1t will be an evening Of
laughs \ feature tonight will be
The Russian Sweat Box, by two To-
cal performers of note, Howard Frank
and George Koehler, who have been
before Cairo audiences on former oc.
casions.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
cHILo's CONFIDENCE IN DADDY.
Wanted Papa to Emulate the Historic
Act OF Moses.

The Sunday school lesson that day
had been about Moses leading the
children OF Israel through the wilder
ness to the Promised Land, and lite
Bobby had been particularly impressed
by the incident OF the prophet strik-
ing the rock with his staff and causing
the water to gush forth After Sun.
day school he took a walk with his
father. and could talk OF nothing else.
Now. Bobby has an overwhelming
respect for his fathers prowess which
was not even oyershadowed by the re-
markable achievement OF Moses. He
was thoroughly imbued with the idea
that there wasn't thing in the world
his father couldn't do II that thing
were at all possible OF accomplish
ment. So when they came to a pile
of large powders, with the Sunday
school lesson still uppermost In his
mind. he rather startled his father by
exclaiming
Say, pop. hit rock. want a
drink"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
Petition City Council.

The Cairo & St Louis Railway Co.
by l.. E. Fischer. general manager,
gives notice in this paper that on
March End, it will apply to the city
council of Cairo for right to lay a
track on Thirty-eighth street, from
Commercial avenue to Poplar sire ~.
the track to connect with the track
of the Big Four on Commercial ave
nue. and to run to the car barns now
in course of construction.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
Thief is Cauuht.

\ negro who has been selling var
ious articles of merchandise had been
under police espionage some time till
yesterday when he was arrested by
Chief Egan. and it was learned that
he had been stealing the goods from
the Naturalization Grocery Co.
That firm did not know they were be
ing robbed till they were informed of
III by the police. The negro had been
at work at one of the lumber mills
part Of the time, but managed TO 90
a little business 'on the side" in the
manner indicated.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18

luck
A touch, and the ship started home
Five minutes later the hum OF a CITY
was distinctly audible, and it became
obvious that Prof Thayer had erred
for score of newsboys We're shout.
ing:
"Hoboken evening papers! Extry,
Allabout-the afe-arrival-packet Alice
Wall"
Mike was rather confused by the ex.
element of arrival at foreign city.
There do be rumor, Tim" he
murmured, that the Alice Wall have
arrived
In moment, there was a flash and
a concussion Mike lay sprawling upon
the deck, gazing upward
And there WAS Hoboken away I'D
above.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
To Repair Sycamore Street.

An effort to secure material to re.
pair Sycamore street, north of Thi~.
ty-fourth street, was made by Mayor
Parsons some time ago. Stone was
ordered from the quarry, but coull
not be secured. An arrangement has
now been made with Mr.. Armstrong.
Iof the Cairo Traction Co. to get some
of the material that company has on
hand, and the work of repair will be-
gin at once.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-18
TO GAVE TIME. SPEND 1T WELL

The only way to save time Is to
spend it we'll
Perseverance on occasion develops
into perversity.
The first requisite for a good hus.
band is a good wife.
The sting of defeat outlasts the
sweetness OF victory.
Speak your mind IL you must, but
mind how you speak.
IL woman loves a man she does
not hold him up TO ridicule.
All the world loves a lover, because
the world likes being amused.