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Omaha daily bee., 1909-03-28

" ERPETUAL motion machines have ever and
always been the standbys of inventors
but not the kind who get somewhere with
Il their brain babies. Resting on a shelf in
the office of D.. o. Barnell, machine de-
signer and patent attorney in the Paxton block is
a pei pCtusl motion machine that does not move at
all. II ~ a wooden contrivance of the toughest
Workmanship, about eighteen inches square.
when / was working with the Sharp Machine COM
pany some years ago." said Mr.. Barnell, Z" a man
came in with an order for some gear wheels he
wanted made. Like every man who has tackled
pei petual molten. he didn't want to tell anyone
what he vas working on, but after awhile he did.
Then he wanted a half horsepower spring made.
No enc had ever heard of a spring rated by horse
power, but en- a description we ordered what he
thought he wanted. When it anne by express in
due time ard was thrown on the office floor the
foreman got a long window pole, put a hook in one
end and carefully pushed the spring to one side.
1t was fastened with a clip, but If 1t ever got loose
It would be more dangerous than dynamite. When
the inventor came we asked him II he knew how
to take off the steel clip and loosen such a spring.
He said he did and took 1t away. He never showed
up again and l always have wondered II the spring
killed him when he tried to handle it,"
So the old wooden model stands today as a me-
mento of the man who may have been killed. Its
wheels we're sawed from the ends of logs and poles
and are far from being true; the teeth were cut in
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
CLASSICS IN A CAMPAIGN.

Democratic and Republican Candidates
In New York Quoting Literally.
The present political campaign in
New York has been marked not only
by the use of undignifed epithets by
some of the candidates and their sup
porters, but also by the frequent use
of quotations from classic authors.
In statement replying to an accu-
sation of trickery Judge William J.
Gaynor. the Democratic candidate for
mayor, quoted from Epictetus as fol-
lows:
'That which another saith of thee
concerneth more him who saith it than
it concerneth thee"
In another speech Judge Gaynor
said: r-
'He [Mr. Hearst] reminds me of the
saying of Cicero about the rich young
man who combined the aspect of a
sheep with the face Of a hog"
Not to be outdone by his Democratic
opponent, Otto T. Barnard. the Repub-
lican-fusion candidate, remarked in
speech:
LET me call myself the middle of
the road candidate. steering an even
course between Scylla and Charybdis.
Il am not calling namesy'
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
STATION FOR AIRsHIPs.

New Vanderbilt Hotel to Have Land
ing Place For Aviators.
1t has been announced that one of
the move! features of the twenty story
hotel which Alfred G. Vanderbilt will
erect in New York will be landing
station for airships. This accommoda-
ton has already been mentioned in
connection with the enlargement of the
Hotel Astor roof garden and a new
hotel that is being built. The annex.
it is said. which the Automobile Club
Of America is now building in the rear
Of it's pr esent home in Fifty-fi fifth street
will also include an aviation station.
A we'll known student of aviation
said that it would be long time be-
fore an aeroplane alighted on the roof
of New York hotel and remained
there while the aviator went down to
luncheon in the restaurant. At the
present time. he added, there are not
Lore than hal4 a dozen experts who
could accomplish the feat safely and
satisfactorily. and their lowest charge
for the feat wo Id be 5000.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
AS SPELLED BY FRESHMEN.
Northwestern Students Show Lack of
Training In English Orthoqraphy.

northwestern Students Show Lack of
Training In English Orthography.
Freshmen at Northwestern univer-
sity were called upon after having been
divided into eleven sections to spell
words in common use, each section
having 100 words. Here are some Of
the words propounded, with the spell
tngs Of the students:
Irregular-Earegular iregeler. iregealor.
Accessible-Excessable, assessable. ak
sesble.
Counterfeit-Counterfit, conterfite, coun-
terpheet.,
Observation-Disclosures, aprentis.
Chivalry-Shivalery. shivelry, chifalery.
Observation-Disclosures, magazean, magi-
zene
Plumage-Plumnage plumeage. plunaeg.
Anthracite-Anthreecit anthrisight.
Adage-Addage. addige.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. munciple
Glacier-Glassear. glashier
MISUNDERSTANDING intelligence.
Professor j. Scott Clark, head of the
department of English. said after the
test that the present mode of educa-
ton in grammar and high schools was
responsible for the large number of
poor spoilers.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
TEACHINGS OF FERRER.
Some Of the Doctrines of Man Called
MARTYR by European Radicals.

Some Of the Doctrines of Man Called
Martyr by European Radicals.
Throughout Europe men of radical
tendencies have been reused to out
bursts of protest by the recent execu-
ton in Barcelona of Professor Fran
cisco Ferrer the anarchist teacher and
leader. Some of Ferrer's teachings are
as follows:
Society today is divided into the
privileged and the disinherited: The
former usurp everything. while the
latter die of hunger. That capital
should appropriate the fruit of the
workman's labor is an injustice sup
ported by the law.
Religious education, inculcates false
hood and teaches foolishness. The
soldiers uniform conceals crimes
against humanity and the misery of
his own existence. To maintain order
is to maintain injustice against the
workingman. All religions are
based on ignorance and imposture and
aim at exploitation and oppression.
The gospels relate the life of the so
called Jesus Christ, and it is truly a
misfortune that such ideas exist for
the deceiving of the people,"
An anarchist school in Valencia,
Spain. was closed recently by the po-
lice. Over the principals chair was
large picture representing Anarchy as
a female figure brandishing a torch
upon heap of ruins. consisting Of the
broken symbols of the monarchy, the
church. the army and other social in
stitutiOnS
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
Money Comes il Bunches

to A. A. Chisholm, of Treadwell, N.
Y, now. His reason is we'll worth
reading: For long time suffered
from indigestion. torpid liver. consti-
patton. nervousness, and general
debility he writes. ST couldn't
sleep, had 40 appetite, nor ambition,
grew weaker every day in spite of all
medical treatment. Then used Electric
Bitters. Twelve bottles restored all
my old-time health and vigor. Now I
can attend to business every day. It's
a wonderful medicine" Infallible for
Stomach, Liver, Kidneys, Blood and
Nerves. SOC at O. M. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
How to Cure Skin Diseases.

The germs and their poisons which
cause the disease must be drawn to the
surface of the skin and destroyed.
Salves and greasy lotions may give
temporary relief, but they have not
the power to destroy the germ life.
ZEMO, a clean liquid for external use
will draw to the surface and destroy
the germ life, leaving clean healthy
skin. ZEMO positively cures Eczema,
Pimples, Blackheads, Dandruff and
every form of skin or scalp disease.
Mr.. Eug. Pfefferle the druggist, en-
dorses and recommends ZEMO and
will give you sample bottle. "a
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
The Dental Ornaments,

Visitor passing through dining room
with little Tommy, discovers mince pie
on Observation-Disclosures but that's fine
pie. Who made it?
Tommy-Gran'ma; she always makes
the pies.
-.Yisitor-Does she, indeed? Well, I'd
Mke to get my teeth into that one.
Tommy-You would, eh? Well, gram
mas got ahead of you. Don't you see
the prints Of bern all around the edges?
Boston Courier.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
French Children Drinkers.

French children, it is said. are be-
coming alarmingly familiar with the
taste of alcoholic beverages A Paris
paper states that of one school class
numbering forty mine thirty pupils ac-
knowledged that they had tasted alb
smith. In class of sixty-three chill
dren whose ages ranged from six
years to nine twenty-four said that
they drank brandy every day.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
Eczema is Now Durable.

1EMO, clean liquid for external
use, stops itching instantly and per-
manently cures eczema and every form
of itching skin or scalp disease. Mr..
Eug. Pfefferle, the druggist, says
ZEMO is the most successful and mer-
itorious remedy he has ever sold for
the prompt relief and positive cure of
eczema and every form OF itching skin
disease. Ask for sample and see dis
play and photos of many remarkable
cures made by ZEMO. "a
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
Improved Service.
Semi.weekly Tourist Sleeping Cars to Los
ANGELES. Via the North. Western Line.

Through tourist sleeping car leaves
Minneapolis every Saturday for Los
This in addition to the present Pull
man tourist car to Los Angeles leav-
ing Minneapolis and st. Paul every
Wednesday via Omaha, Denver and
Salt Lake City. For sleeping car re-
servations, rates and full particulars,
apply to any Ticket Agent of the
North Western Line.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

Cook says he did it. Peary says he
did it, but the chances are neither one
did it unless he took HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. It is the most search
ing and finding remedy there is no
doubt after taking -as sure as you
take it you get results. Do it tonight.
Pioneer Drug Co.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

Another Ring.
Eva-Why are you watching the
telephone, my dear?
dna-Because I have an engage
ment ring at noon.
Eya-Engagement ring? Gracious!
Who is the lucky man?
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
Almost Killed bv Wheat Re.rr

Silas Anderson. wealthy elevator
owner of Washington, Ind. got the
beard of u wheat fastened in his throat.
It could not be located. and the pain
was intense. A physician lanced his
throat and found a large ulcer had
been caused He says Anderson would
have died within few days.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

< We sell guns und traps cheap.
Northwestern Hide and Fur Co., Min
neapoliS, MINI. 1870
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

Wind puffs up empty bladders, opin-
lon fools. Socrates.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20
Trespassino,

"You accuse this aviator of trespass-
ing in your garden?"
Eyes. judge. caught him among
NV air currents.''-New York Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

Gocarts from S1.35 up. JOHN n
FORSTER. l3tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

Try our zoe linoleum, the best val
lie for the money. J. IT. FORSTER. -
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-10-20

depths of Lovers bower. rejecting the
moon. were two bright eyes. The
count approached. and Blanca shrank
back. His hand touched hers. A thrill
shot to his very heart.
There. remains fragment Of the
slab with the two stone supports or
which Blanca Peretti and Pietro Cal
leoni sat side by side.
ooh. Biancar' cried Pietro. Have
you brought me to this pinnacle t.
easier to lift me into heaven"
She rose and. walking hand in hama
with him. advanced to the edge of the
cliff Twice she paused and directed
his gaze to the enhancing scene above.
about, beneath them. and thrice again
she turned those witch eyes upon his.
Then. standing with him on the verge.
she suddenly stepped back and gave
him a push.
Men in the little boat below. which
by this time had approached the cliff.
saw the moon glitter on something
doubtless an ornament worn by the
count falling from the summit Of the
Peretti rock and heard splash. Pull
ing in the direction from which the
sound came. they drew a dead body
from the lake
There is no record Of any subse-
quent wooing Of Blanca Peretu. A
mystery hangs over her end. It is
written that she suffered death for the
murder Of Count Calleoni. and It is
written that she married one Of the
most powerful robber barons in Italy.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
DECOYS FOR SIGHTSEEING
Pretty Girls Smiles Attract Atten'
ton Of Young Men and Business
Quickly ReViVes.

Washington.-When you come to
Washington and Q pretty girl smiles
at you from one Of the sightseeing
cars don't get pulled up with pride.
That is what she is there for, but
most young men don't find it out until
they have given Up their dollar, mount
ed the "Rubbernsck Coach" and tried
to carry on the Irritation.
1t is a result Of the increasing num-
Der of sightseeing cars and the
growing competition. One enterprising
"spieler" found that his descriptions
of historical and contemporaneous
Washington failed 10 draw the patron
age.
One day he gave a free ride to a
couple of friends-attractive young
women they were-and was panied
to observe that before the car got un-
der way half dozen young fellows,
evidently visitors, had come aboard
and we're endeavoring to pick up an
acquaintance. The "spieler' was
about to declare battle when the stu
alton struck him in another light.
Every day since the young women
mount the car as it waits for pas
sengers and cast alluring glances at
passers-by. After the susceptible ones
get aboard they find the smiles still
working. but not for them.
Considering that it is the dull sea-
son. business is remarkably good.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
BIG MONEY ORDER PURCHASE
Roumanian Interpreter and Boarding
House Keeper Sends Home Six
Years Savings.

Waynesboro, Pa.-John Padura, a
Roumanian, who is an employe in one
OF the local shops, an Interpreter and
the keeper Of large board
ing house for his fellow Roumanians
employed here, sent apostofice money
order to AIRED, Hungary, for $4,000
To be exact, he sent Al money or
ders. because the postoffice depart
ment will not issue an order for more
than 800.
The Roumanian saved this money
and $500 more during six years here
He made fairly good wages as inter
prefer and as a workman, but the
greater part Of this sum he saved
from the boarding house operations
sometimes having as many as Al
bOarders.
The money was sent to Europe tc
buy farm, which Padura's father and
mother will manage.
The money Is the largest amount
ever put into a single money ordeI
purchase in this valley, it 10 said.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
S GOAT FEVER IN cHIcAeo7
iealth Commissioner and Assistant
Lead in Effort to Find Germ
Causing Disease.

Chicago.-Dangsr Of the spread OF
;oat fever, a disease recently discov-
red in America, through tee use OF
;oat milk is to be investigated by DR..
WA. Evans, city health commission
IT, and DR.. Karl Konrad Koessler OF
Rush Medicalocollege.
Reports from Salt Lake City that a
mysterious fever had appeared there
md that ethe Utah doctors were in
pursuit of an unknown serni under
suspicion of causing the ep,demic were
brought to the attention of tho two
doctors.
When informed that the germ was
supposed to be spread by goats, Or,
Koessler said: "The disease is I'M
loubtedly Malta fever. 1t is trans
mitted by contact with goats, whose
milk in ten per cent. Of cases con-
tains a pure culture of the fever
microbe, known as nicrococus NELL
teasis."
Il will look into goat fever in Chi
cago," said Dr.. Evans. II we find
goats are spreading disease, we'll tree
the goats"
l Micrococus meliteasiS is said 70 be
one of the smallest germs in existence
If DR.. Evans finds 1t in goat milk
he will start search for goat fever il
Chicago
1t is estimated ct the stock yards
where goats are sold, that there are
about 1000 Of them in Chicago, anC
that goats milk is extensively used
much of it being brought from outside
places. Many physicians are said t
prescribe it for infants and invalids
Should the discovery be made tina
the milk is infected with mierococu
meliteasis the sale may be restricte,
and precautionary measures ordered.
No case of the disease has yet bee
reported in Chicago, but physician
will be warned to be on the LOOKUP
for it.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
Easts Fifty DAYS.

Lake Hopatcong, N. J.-Dr. Otto
Schmidt. who has abandoned the
practice of medicine because he lost
faith in the efficacy of drugs, an
nounces that he has gone without
food for so days. While he has lost
weight he has gained strength, he
says. 97-
He has gone without food before
and once tasted for % days. %
He prescribes starvation as a cure
for many physical ills.
He has now broken his 5O-day fast
ing by eating small plate Of rice
soup. While fasting he vent swim
ming daily and followed course Of
athletic exercises. O..
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
Mexican Catastrophe.

A catastrophe with few equals in
modern times has befallen the city of
Motterey, Mexico. A continued
rainfall of over 100 hours has swol-
len streams entering into the SAINT
Catalina river, which flows by the
town, until the stream is out of its
banks, has flooded quarter of the
adjoining country and destroying
hundreds of homes. Fully $4,000
pr ople are homeless, and estimated
damages are over Sl2 100000, and
fully 1900 lives have been lost. The
slaughter houses have been destroyed,
train service cannot be resumed for a
week, and a food famine threatens
the city. 1T is understood that az
appeal for aid will go out from tbe
stricken city.
Monterey is one of the progressive
cities Of the republic and is often
referred to as the Chicago of Mexi
co." and food products are imported
; to this city from the United States, i
being estimated that IS per cent o
the population Of the city are con
sumers to great extent Of American
goods, In view of this fact it i
thought that the contrlbutitAi for tn
lief Of the stricken poor ia the Cit
will come in promptly and libelally.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03

A pleasing, good, nigh grade
truly favored, amber cOlOred cup
of coffee can be had-aud with.
out the real Coffee danger, OF
damage to health-by simply us.
ing DR.. Shops new substitute
called Health Coffee. - Pure
wholesome, toasted cereals, malt
nuts, ETC., make DR.. ShOOp's
Health Coffee, both healthful an(
satisfying. No 20 to 30 minutes
tedious boiling. MADE in a min
ute," says DR.. SbOOp. If served
as coffee, it's taste will even tricI
an expert. Test it and see. A
B. Hover.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
Predicts Great Riches.

Sheffield, Eng.-E. H. Gary, ehaE+
man Of the board of directors q the
United States Steel corporation,
spoke the other night at a banque,
of the Sheffield chamber of com.
merce. He said:
The outlook in America is exceed.
lngly bright. think We are going to
see tie greatest prosperity the coun-
try ever has known"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03
FOR SALE.
A nice lot, 5ox14o, on east Park Ave..

A nice lot, 5oxI4o on east Park Ave..
Six lots each 5oxI2S, south. and west
front, good barn, S-room house. hne yard
and chicken yard, windmill and tank, shade
and fruit trees, all finely fenced, closesin.
Price $1,000
Lot 5oxI4o on east Mitchell St. near east
school building $3.50
A nice, S-room house on west Broadway,
lot IooXI5o. This is fine home, nicely.
located. Price only $500
IooxI5o feet on Forest Ave-, good S-room
house, barn, auto garage, modern improve.
ments in house, ETC.. $3.50. GOO o.
A fine home in northwest part of city;
good house, barn. windmill and plenty of
ground. Call for price
A large house suitable for rooming
house on Park Ave. Lot IooxI4o. Call
for price.
A 4-room new cottage, very cozy, north
west part of town, 5o-foot front Price sI45o.
A one-story, Groom house, half block Of
ground, barn for horses, CANARY corn
OIlD, ollCu III NONo, NCCH NSiJ SShiNHS
walks. $1,000.
Eight-room house, nice location, west 10th
St, lot 5oXI5o. $1,000.
One-half block of ground southeast part
of town, house and other improvements. A
bargain at $500 $751;.
SevenToom house. fine location, in east
end 7rvI,O feet lof e,bOO
Six-room house, good condition, lot
5oxt4o east 'front.' half block from Broad
way, west end Price t25on Also vacant
LOT adjoining for $1,000
Blocks 20 and ~ College Grove Add
ton. $3.50.
s- Six-room, stone cellar, stable, windmill,
e15oioot front, southeast part Of town.
$500 Six more lots can be had at reason
able prices.
A fine Dairy proposition in county seat
town, pays about $500 month.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1909-09-03

Mrs J. H. Jennison and children
are visiting Mrs. JeuniSohs sister,
Mrs. W. B. Finney, of Sterling.
Mrs. Emerson Smith and daughter,
Maurine, were visitors in EIIinwood
Tuesday. They were accompanied
by Mrs. Smiths sisters, Mrs. White
and Mrs. Wallingford, of Council
Grove.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-31
new SKIN REMEDY
STOPS ALL ITCHING
Skin Troubles of Adults and I'm
/, fants Quickly Cured.

i When 1t is known that poslam,
the new skin discovery, will stop
the tortourous itching attending
eczema with first application and
bring immediate relief and comfort
to sufferers from all skin troubles,
its merit will be appreciated and
its wonderful success understood.
On the tender skin OF chatting in
fants, poslam may be used with
soothing and beneficial effects. II
is applied externally, and its re-
markable healing powers begin at
once.
All skin diseases, including
eczema, acne, herpes, rash, letter,
etc, yield Immediately to poslam.
Occasional applications, In small
quantities, will quickly Danish
pimples, hives, blackheads.
blotches, and will relieve and cure
itching feet, scaly scalp, humors,
etc. A special 50-cent package is
prepared for those who use poslam
for these minor skin troubles. This.
las well as the regular two-dollar
bar, is on sale at Malstrom's (9th
land c SITS. and 938 Pacific Ave. }!
THE Crown Drug Co., and other
leading drug stores In Tacoma.
! An experimental supply of pos
liam may be obtained free Of
charge by writing to the Emer-
gency Laboratories. 50 West
Twenty-fifth Street, New York.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-31
RIB WARDS OFF
BULLET; SAVES
HERDER'S LIFE

thought that he has chances of
recovery.
The herder apparently has no
idea of the identity of the man
who did the shooting. According
to his brief story, he was out with
his sheep about mile and half
east of Meacham, when he heard
shooting, and bail struck him
in the back.
According to information re-
ceived here, the bullet did not go
straight through, but followed a
rib around, thus saving the man
from being killed outright. As
soon as he was found he was taxi
en- to Meacham. Sheriff Taylor
and Deputy Sheriff Wilson have
gone to make an investigation.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-31

|noisome novels waiting them al
the company town, SO these for
|eigners didn't know at first that
they were being abused.
Then they woke to their rights
and struck. Some people said
they rioted. But there is a diff
ference between being run down
by galloping ranks of armed men
and being in riot. This was no
riot. 1t was cold-blooded attack,
as merciless as, was the aristocrat
cruelty which Hoffstot and his
men inflicted on the workers in
the car mills for years.
Meanwhile there are 5000 men
and as many women and children
in starvation here, and their hun
ger only has kindled them into
action. That is why Hoffstot's own
friends are turning away from him
and the papers are likening him to
"a Russian serf master.