Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-17
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to apologlze--fff-f, --ifsif-e e-h4s engineer,
and bis apolosS fFQR nepd to end, in
GLIDING stops ald sslaWdowns, as the
saying is, vas not entfrSlS. devoid Of
entertat ming features.
THE tMth Of Jae gasf lsX said
he, hddreRRg tlfespriHsbA klclser,
rafeling esman EcSs 10 wauEoe.
"tbat theAs1pnly oAeA 6h on eai th
WI no und aaAds the t'Si De that we
ute in u a real Bmotive Ion
this aIia I'D ibis Aeyp BY Cary er
Bll hera frss4 faS up. |Ie
gives pat heEaI s1jAk tsere,
and she b eaae dowfk pa ike
an SAl\ fSfhl1y horse. @aB@ leI#>new
man take>her and she eitbef gets on
to her hind legs and~goes crazy or
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worth mentioning. She's sulking this
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5aSVisqkee BlaIAdl e9kbngoet bis MATCH.
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I'll miss my train on the other road
Where is Carver anyway What do
they let him go away for without tax
ing his hanged old steam pot with
him?' ~ -- III 90
hHe's at Geneva lake by; this tinter
| replied the ronductor, s4He came down
with Jus last night, He's on his wed
\ ding trip. BY George, you wouldn't
have known him logged out as he was
in the Regulation black, with his hands
in Kid gloves and his feet ins patent
ldeathers. He could hardly drag his
gaze away from his bride long enough.
to recognize the teakettle; that's o
| fact. He was simply soaked full Of
| love or whatever it is, and he was pur-
ring like a kitten. I'd never have be-
] lieved it OF him, for of all the mean
things I ever heard any one say about
!
as an institution he'd said the mean
I est. He never had any patience with
| idiots who repose confidence in petit
coats. He said women were all false
and were as foolish as barnyard fowls.
| he was married to his ridiculous old
! engine he was, and he never wanted
anything better in this world, r.
s"Of course we married fellows knew
when he spouted that Sort of stuff that
he'd been disappointed in some love
affair and that he didn't really mean
all he thought be meant but none OF
US was ever able to pump him out. So
we just laughed at him and told him
| That sooner or later he'd meet some
thing in petticoats that would jerk
him over the. line and into the round
house as mogul jerks a sick switch
engine. 1t made him snort to tell him
that, but it's precisely what happened
| If | ever saw man who'd lost the
last vestige Of his power of resistance
1t was him last night. He was coal in
the scoop of the fireman, nothing else"
How did it happen?' asked the Mil
/ waukee man, glancing again at his
watch and settling resignedly into his
seat.
well, as near as l can make out
from what was told at Whipplevllle
yesterday by a chap who lives next
| door to Bits brides folks up at Cor
rey Center it was mostly Bills fault.
that he didn't get spliced long ago in
stead Of going away In huff and
Turning himself into a make Believe
1bwonah Halter. The sgirl liked, -him1 all
aight, but she vas like most girlsFshe
! didn't life to seem too easy. BIZ might
have understood her If be hadn't been
so lacking in ordlnary-what' do yOa
call. it7-perspIcuIty. He, sized up a
woman Just as he did ian C@ngihe. He
dsexpected denhites resultsi when he
Iihulled the throttle be texpectte5d her To-
/ ,gn and when, he put on the air he exc
| peGted her to stop, ahd' when she didn't
do these things hefg6t rhadh 9ni''o 10
Furthermore, he gayehtheo girl to
understand plain enough that he was,
dead gone on her, and that was am
other mistake. 4. Hey faif,,I square and,
aboveboarf, BHf As, ana ctIe has mighty
little patience witt aHf 6neswh9 1triea
it6a take advantage Of hip He's
b99 fish to be- played Onya string be-
says -ut
+ Nov, there never was "a healthy
girl, l suppose, wh61 wouldn't play
with chap after she was sure she
had him hooked, n It's the nature of
EN-, And this girl, did things Just to
make Bill mad. She hirted with 9th
er fellows, and she had little spells Of
false d agony iowh& she mahef him
think he'd idone1 somethtnge sher didn't
like and wouldn't tell him what it
was, and She INVITED him on, bis loOkss