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Evening times-Republican., 1909-07-13
SNEAK THIEF STEALS CLOTHES.
Dousthey Ball Players Return From
Clear Lake Minus Paraphernalia.

Clear Lake Minus ParaphernaIia.
Special to Republican.
Dougherty, July 13.-The Dougherty
baseball team members have returned
from Clear Lake, minus some clothes
While they were at the resort city
playing ball they left their street togs
in the Elk Hotel. while they were in
baseball uniform and playing the game
While the game was on a sneak thiei
got into their rooms and walked OFF
with some of their best clothes, leaving
his old ones to take their place.
Evening times-Republican., 1909-07-13
SEVERE STORM AT mEsERvEY.

Lightning Strikes n. FIsdher's New
Home, Doing Considerable Damage.
Special to Times-Republican
Meservey, July 13.-A severe electri-
cal storm in this vicinity caused large
amount of damage, and one bolt struck
the home Of H. Fischer, who had just
moved into new house. The bolt did
not set fire to the house, but it tore The
roof and walls badly, making the total
damage extensive.
Evening times-Republican., 1909-07-13
The Loudon
The Myers
The Ney

ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE FAM.
lLIAR TO THE CONSUMER, RELl-
ABLE LINES WHOSE QUALITY
HAS BEEN TESTED BY YEARS OF
EXPERIENCE. WE CARRY THESE
THREE LINES so As TO BE ABLE
TO FURNISH YOU NOT ONLY RE-
PAIRS PROMPTLY, BUT CAN ADD
TO WHAT YOU NOW HAVE IN THE
WAY OF EXTENSIONS. NEW CAR.
RIERs FOR THE TRACK YOU NOW
HAVE.
PRoMPTNEss WITH REPAIRS is
WHAT YOU WANT IN THE HAY
ING SEASON. WE ARE AT YOUR
SERVICE.
OUR ROPE STOCK IS COMPLETE.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
;. Now Years Calls.

MADAM" began the red nosed tramp,
'this is just a little New Years call.
and
"And 30 is this" interrupted the
farmers wife as she came out into the
yard. Here, Tigel Here. Tige" she
called. "Sick 'em, Tiger
And the caller and the called diSap.
peared In the distance.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
REWARD FOR SNAKE.

1t has been said by many that
Monroe and Pike counties were noted
for Democrats and rattlesnakes which
were their principal products. If
this is true there is an opportunity
for some one in these counties to Sc
cure the $50 reward offered by State
Zoologist Surface for horned snake.
Some one who had been drinking a
bad quality of liquor declared that
he had seen horned snake and
Prof. Surface, who Is deeply inter-
ested in animal life, has been very
anxious to secure specimen ever
since, but without success. Many
different varieties have been sent the
department presided over by this
gentleman, but none have come up to
what would be accepted by the gen.
eral public as a horned snake. In
consequence he has offered a cool
half hundred of Uncle Sans dollars
for one. Here's a chance for re-
search in snakeology and make a lit
tie pin money on the side. Ye snake
fiends get busy.-Ex.
It is peculiarly strange that so
many people mentally associate Dem
ocrats and snakes with all horned
species, and Monroe and Pike coun-
ties as places where they mingle.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
The Mlnd,a Power.

"Zola," said psychologist, "once
wrote in lady's album that his fav-
orite amusement was writing and his
favorite wish a sudden death. Zola
died suddenly.
"And 1t is strange thing" said the
psychologist, that those who prefer
a sudden death usually have their
preference gratifled. 1t Is one Of those
things which go to show the minds
mysterious power. Who knows but 1t
Is this very desire for death, quick.
painless. undreaded, which actually
causes that happy kind Of death? The
r'ind, you know, has a power that we
have only just begun to understand" !"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
APPLES.


At land and irrigation show held
in Chicago, one of the visitors, an
ex-Congressman from Iowa, waxed
eloquent over the apple exhibit
THE second most beautiful thing in
the world" said the gallant Iowian
is ripe apple"
The love of apples is by no means
confined to ex-Congressmen. There
are a lot of everyday Americans
whose heartstrings twine round the
Northern Spy, whose souls thirst for
the juicy Astrachan. The steaming
dumping, sweet and palatable and in
digestible, has become familiar part
of the autumn landscape.
AS years go, 1909 was a great year
for apples. Thirty-five million bar
rels Is the latest estimate for the
United States and Canada-twelve
million more than In the previous
year. Most of the Eastern States
have shown gains, the West has pro-
duced better quality, and the South
ern States have doubled last years
yield.
Yet there is something vitality
wrong with the apple situation. In
sects, tree diseases. produce dealers
and railroads have conspired to pre-
vent the general use of this fruit as
food In our large cities. Within the
boundaries of one of our great apple
growing States the resident of the
Metropolis delivers up five cents for
one apple polished on the sleeve Of
an Italian vendor, and sighs for the
dayS of apple wealth back on the
farm.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
AM lmpossIbIe comblnatIon.

They were talking of the strange
sights to be seen in a great city, and
one man paid his tribute TO New York.
~ don't believe one Of you could
think Of any combination Of circum-
stances that hasn't at some time oc-
Cured on the streets there" he said.
II reckon l know of one that's new
er occurred there" said Hiram Fowle.
What's that?" asked the other,
curiously.
Il guess" said Hiram, elowly, that
you've never seen, nor ever will see,
I brass band going in one direction
an the heft Of the folks going the
other"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
Dentists.

DR.. C. r. BRADY. DENTIST. Honesdale.. Pa.
OFFICE HoURs-8a. q. m. to 6p. m
Any evening by appointmentA
Citizens phone. 80 Residence. No. 86-X
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
The Way Of the Reformer,

Every new truth which affects life
must pass through u period in which
It Is hated before 1t attains the per-
iod in which 1t Is loved. What people
dread Is change; what they wish is to
be let alone. They will kill the re-
former, II they can, and only those
reformers who refuse to be killed. but
who for years together go on savage
ly, patiently, tenderly reiterating the
same message, in the end have their
way. and are believed.-Rev. Elwood
Worcester's THE Emmanuel Move.
ment" in the Century.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
Weather CHANGED.

It had been raining steadily, and
the four-year-old had resigned him
self to looking out the window. Sud.
denly out came the sun. WELL" ex
claimed he, there's the sun! Isn't
God a caution ?"-The Delineator.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

'T don't see that her college educa.
ton has improved her much"
Nor"
mo. She helps her mother with
the housework just as II she hadn't
been educated. d."-Detroit Free Press.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

$50 you don't guide hunting-parties
any more?" asked the stranger.
Nope" said the guide. Got tired
Of being mistook for q deer"
How do you earn a living now?"
Guide fishin'-parties. So far, no.
body amt mistook me fer q FISH,"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

= "A man has to draw 1t fine these
days"
what do you meant"
Staying ten minutes after office
hours each day will probably make
good impression. but staying fifteen
is liable to excite suspicion that you
are monkeylng with the books
Modern Society.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

Castor OIL the Cure-AlI.
IL hot spells castor oil is the kirg
cure-all
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

ID M. SALMON,
IL. ATTORNEY 4 CoUNsELoR-AT-LAw
Off1ce-Next door to post Cffce. FoYmerl
occupied by w H. Din muck. Honesdale. Pa
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

A T. SEARLE.
IA. ATTORNEY 4 COUNsELOR-AT-LAW.
Office near Court House Honesdale. Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31

DETER H. ILOFF,
i ATTORNEY CoUNsELoR-AT-LAw.
Off1ce-Second floor old Savings Brlk
building HOnesdale. Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-31
REFORM BEGUN
and ENDED.

"NOW, Nancy, dear, the comm
Az year."
.Quoth farley to his wife,
'Let's try and see if you an me
Can't live q peaceful life.
We've jawed an fit like the old split
Sence last year fust begun.
But my minds sot-next year our
lot
Must be q pleasant one"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
Getting Hot.

. The New York municipal campaign
is getting lotter as the days go by,
Judge Gaynor, the Democratic nomi-
nee, has resigned from the bench. Dir.
Hearst. who is an Independent candi-
date has taken the stump and has
made bitter attack upon Judge Gay
nor. William M. Evans, who four
years ago was the Republican nominee
for Mayor against Hearst. is also
making speechess.in favor of Hearst
and against Gaynor. Replying to
Hearst's bitter attack, Judge Gaynor
charges that Hearst promised to sup
port him for mayur, saying: 81 don't
care what ticket you run on I'll sup
port you" Hearst denies this. There
is bitter fight on against Tammany
and while some believe that Hearst
will only aid the republican candidate
there are others who think he may be
elected.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
An Epoch-Making Sentence.

Lloyd George, d chancellor of the ex-
chequer, has coined an epoch-making
sentence in his denunciation of the
House of Lords for their opposition ia
the budget. He asks:
why make ten thousand owners of
the soil and all the rest tresspassers
in the land of their BIRTH"
The speech is said to have made a
tremendous sensation and we'll it
might. No wonder it was telegraphed
all over England and caused the papers
to issue extra editions. 1t sounds like
the warnings uttered by the Graccl,
when in the declining days of Rome
they were pleading eloquently for
their disinherited countrymen. Let
US hope that the plea of Lloyd George
may not be in vain.
In every country the same issue pre-
sents itself in some form. In this
country few monepoIists are collect
ing forced tribute from the people; a
small fraction of the people use the
protective tariff to lay burdensome
tax upon the rest of the population !;
and just now water power trust is
reaching out after the mountain
streams with the intention of collect
ing perpetual toll from industry.
1t is the duty of every citizen to
study these questions and use his IN
Auence to prevent the absorption of
the productive machinery of the coun-
try by favoured few. The question
asked by Lloyd George is a pertinent
one everywhere.
why make ten thousand owners of
the soil and all the rest trespassers in
the land of their birth?"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
Take Time to Think.

President Hadley. of Yale University
recently made this statement:
''It costs self denial to think. 6The
man who sees what he is doing avoids
many easy and pleasant paths which
are open to the blind.
He assumes burdens where
others are allowed to sleep quietly.
He cuts himself off from indulgences
which Others allow themselves be-
cause be sees the consequences and
they do not. The rights and wrongs
of modern business and modern politics
in modern society are harder to olsen
tsngle than they have been in any pre-
vious age. TO him who with unselfish
purpose and with clear head shall learn
to think these problems out and take
the responsibility that they bring with
them is promised the crown of life.
Every time that sou face a moral issue
squareIv you help TO screate public
opinion. The leader Of men becomes
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
The Martyrdom Of Ferrer.


Francisco Ferrer, leader of the Span
ish revolution. died with the cry
Long live the modern schools, (" and
the king and the ministers of the king
appear to have been surprised. They
we're also surprised by the commotion
created throughout the world by the
martyrdom of Ferrer. They will prob
ably be surprised when they find that
Ferrer's tragic death has only given
new impetus to the cause for which he
fought. Will kings never learn the
lessons of history.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
Is Not Responsible.

In affirming the Judgment of the
Bath Circuit Court in the case of
James Jackson against the city of
Owingsville, the court of Appeals says
that a municipality is the agent of
the State when enforcing the crimin-
al laws of the State and city is not
responsible for negligent acts of its
officers. While breaking rock on the
city rock pile Jackson was struck in
the eye by splinter from a hammer
welded by another prisoner. He sued
the city for damages.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
Congress Directed to Act.

Itmust be encouraging to Democrats
TO read, in papers like the Chicago
Record-Herald such editorials as one
entitled "The Senate and the People, "
and appearing in recent issue OF
Chicago's great newspaper. The edi-
torial follows:
The lower house does not need to be
urged. for it has four times voted for
the submission of such an amendment.
The Senate, however. has repeatedly
rejected the proposal, and nobody
thinks that moral power" will have
much weight with it.
But there is constitutional power
lurking just behind the moral power.
Already twenty-six Of the thirty -one
states have put their resolutions in
constitutional form and made them a
formal demand upon Congress to call a
constitutional convention to prepare
the amendment
When five more put their demands in
this form-uniess new states have
meanwhile been admitted, in which
case six demands will be necessary
the Senate will be compelled to join
with the lower house in acting. or else
put itself squarely ON record as will
flu; rebel against the constitution and
a contemner of its constitutional obll-
CATIONS.
The issue may be forced sooner
than anyone expects. 1t may come
like flash at any time when num-
be of State legislatures are in session.
If the FIVE states which have acted
Observation-Disclosures, California, Ohio,
North Dakota and Wyoming -act for :
mally the critical moment will have
arrived. Or. again, il the five states
which have not passed any resolutions,
but which, nevertheless, use the
direct primary system themselves for
senatorial elections. should take for
NAL action for the benefit of their
sister states any dilatory action in the
other states could DE compensated for.
These states are Florida, Mississippi,
South Carolina, Maryland and Wes t
Virginia.
If a constitutional convention is
assembled under the call of the states
it is probable that it will feel free to
go ahead and present amendments of
any nature whatsoever. The senate
will want q convention of that kind
even less than it wants the particular
amendment for changing the manner
of its members election. Consequent
ly there is reason to believe that when
the leaders of the senate see that a
call for a convention is on the points
of success-in other words. when two
or three or four more states have for
mally made the demand they will
yield and let the desired amendment go
to the people without convention.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26
I'D Rather Die. Doctor.

than have my feet cut off," said M.
L. Bingham. of Princeville. H.. but
you IL die from gangrene (which had
eaten away eight toes) if you don't
said ali doctors. instead he used
Bucklen's Arnica Salve till wholly
cured Its cures of Eczema. Fever
Sores, Boils. Burns and Piles astound
the wofiu. 25c at OoerdoTfer's.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-10-26

leader of men by not following the
crowd on lines of easiest resistance /;
by thinking where he goes and making
path for others to follow
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-03-04


DR.. Boughton brought in
this office this morning a copy
of last Sundays Topeka Cap
tai, which resembles a small
paper factory. The edition
contained 1876 pages and is said
to be the largest ever gotten
out in this part of the country.
The carrier boys had to deliver
the edition from wagons. 1t is
safe to say that it won't be ma
ny years now before the Times
boys will have to deliver in tie
same way.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-03-04
How It is Applied

Watch hfeld Manure Slreaer working and will wonder
what method is used to get such results through mud and susa
with with fast horses and with
slow always working and never refusing do business
The facts this machine reduced to tifc basis
applying for distributing the loa The manufacturers have
with old fashioned plan driving the machine
wheel, and another part fro:a the other wheel.
1T has been demonstrated thoroughly that both traction wheels
spealcr should arranged that they will each demand equal
ton Of the The Lcfd spealer akcr ali the from both
traction wheels large from this the
the load AMI operating the wee distributed
ton to the placements.
Listen; Ony hall the traction oil that coming from the left Wheel
applied the axle The ctioa wheel applies its direct
the independent the that the therefore
only twisting machines apply
where both which
will drive both cylinder
while the other wheel standing still the cylinder
with put driving the conveyor.
get of perfection
this machine has been brought
full without driving the machine
thrown without stopping
the controls which
it thrown, whether machine moving standing still
beiujuel; and
spring machine of gear
ENDLESS sELF-CLEANING CONVEYOR cannot slip
clog nothing
BULL DOG CYLINDERS the OIL PACKED bearings
grind No whether three
weight
We justice paper, although
think reading
and will think of it Take your
YOU will be just
nm nrr rArr oa 90
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-03-04
Items From The "Times" d
Years Ago Today

Years Ago Today
Mrs. C. H. Foster entertained
several friends at a Euchre
Party last Saturday. A fine
time is reported.
Della, the little child of R H.
Harris, is very sick.
Mrs. Willie Fensler is visit
ing relatives in Kansas.
County Auditor j. K. Nc
Gavren was a substantial caller
today.
Mrs. R. C. Hills has an at
tack of the quinsy.
C. H. Deur is in Chicago for
a few days.
Ed Bradley will this week
quit working the festive emf
grant on the S. C. and P. train,
and from now on will tear
calico for G. B. Smith. AS a
counter jumper ed" is an
eminent success.
Mrs. Jennie Manchester re-
turned from Ohio today.
CAGToRIA.
B..r, tho 1!ha Kind You Have Always Bagg
''s. = <<H2gezs1
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-03-04
Reason or Instinct, Which?
A daily paper gives following

NCdSOll vi AllSllilSI, WUAClIs
A daily paper gives following
account of a dog saving three
lives in Omaha last Friday:
Mrs. Mary Smith, the moth
er, was out nursing, and Ella
aged Is was getting supper
ready, while Mary, aged 4 and
Jessie, 18 months, were on the
bed when the flames broke out.
Jack, the dog, who was outside,
suddenly threw himself against
the door and seized Ella by Il
dress and dragged her o
Seized with panic, neither S
nor the neighbors who rush
to watch the fire made a mo
to save the younger childr$
Jack, after barking furious
at the men and women, wi
paid no attention to his cries I,
alarm, rushed back into til J
nous and dragged Mary out \
her nightdress. By this ti5
the doorway was a mass
flame. The faithful dog, hid
ever, leaped thru the WIND
and reappsared at the !,
with the baby.
Neighbors then took Il
children to their homes al
cared for them.
Jack has been the guardia
angel of the family for fiji
years and has been a constaa
playmate of the children WIN
he has often saved from impsH
ding danger.
Yet they tell us the lovA
animals do not reason. But
must be either Of two thing
s.ther the above is false and q
.sofd OF truth in it. or else It'll
dog reasoned within himses
that if he did not save th0S
children the reasoning ANNA
would not, and they would pc
ish. Glenwood Opinion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-03-04

MY three year old boy was badly
c3nstipated, had high fever and was
in an awful condition. gave him two
doses of Foley's Orino Laxative and
the next morning the fever was gone
and he was entirely we'll. Foley's Orino
Laxative and the next morning the fe-
yer was gone and he was entirely well.
Foley's Orino Laxative saved his life. "
A. Wolkush, Casilner, Wis.
mr-3l id. Brown & Son
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-03-04
Exit President Roosevelt.

dore Roosevelt Fresid ent of the
United States, will pass from
power and become a private cit.
zen, the gyandest spectacle ev-
II exhibited to the civilized
world. No revolution, no mob,
nothing but the consumation of
the fulfillment Of the expressed
will of the paaple for a change
of ruler and Roosevelt bows to a
custom estab is he'd by Washing.
son, the father Of his country.
Roosevelt i !; 3 wonderful man.
wonderful ia many respects.
That he has in the closing days
If his administration, made 8
few congressional enemies is
true, and while we wish he hae
been able to have closed his OF
iicial term at peace with his
congressional friends, but he is
apositive man, fearing no crit
ism, or c0urting no favor of
nigh or low, and for this indie
pendent spirit the people lovs
lim. Just where the historian
Will write his name on the psg,
Of his country's history is &
question for the future. A
cough-rider in more ways thar
one, yet his acts have been the
means of unwilling the real
.haracter of many Of the pub
ic men of the day. The gov
'rnment has been so long un-
Ter the domination Of the same
political party that some OF the
eaders began to feel that tic
government belonged to them,
aud while acting under a sol
mn oath, they forgot their du-
Y to the people, and entered
nto rings, trusts, and monopo-
les to defraud the very mer
they had sworn to defend, and
When President Roosevelt discov-
cred the inner working of these
nen, he proceeded to call for
1vestigation, which, while il
lid not do all he intended, il
lid retire many, who thought
themselves secure in power,
md now the U. S. Senate shows
many new faces, while some OF
he old familiar faces are new
'njoying private life and spend.
ng their time in abusing Roose-
'elt, while the people are feel
;ng thankful "fcr the enemies
ne has made.
Next Thursday VIM. H. Taft
will take the oath of off e and
become President of the United
States, the highest office in the
world. We are not disposed t.
.riticise his advent into thai
'ffice, but as the boy said wher
he dog bit him: 'I'm bit anc
that's sufficient"
In becoming the Chief Exec.
ltive of the greatest nation OF
earth, he at once becomes the
greatest man. In the old WORLD
! the rulers are born to position
but here they are chosen by the
ruled, and as Mr.. Taft is a mar
ofage and experience, he ought
70 make a good President. He
however, comes to the office al
4 time when, by the extrava.
gance of Congress, he may he
forced to face a financial deficit
and be held responsible for it,
but let us all hope for the best
while preparing for the worst,
and as Lincoln said: "not cross
the stream until we get to it,
We hope he may prove him.
self worthy the high position
he has been called to fill, and
his administration, commencing
next Thursday, be one of great
prosperity for all the people, is
the wish of D. NJ. Fl.
Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure any
case Of kidney or bladder trouble that
is not beyond the reach of medicine.
Cures backache and Irregularities that
if neglected might result in Bright's