The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-19
DRLFTWOOD

Be careful how you provoke a tele-
phone girl when you are engaged to
her-she may hand back your solitaire
and tell you to ring OF.
Watermelon season is now we'll on
and the doctors are rubbing their hands
and smiling.
Oh, you Wright Brothers-won't you
drop" In on US sometime?
When the aviators struck Dayton 1t
seemed to be case Of the Wright men
in the right place.
Most of the radiating glory has al
ready faded from the graduate, who
appeared so important standing upon
the rostrum and telling the old world
how to conduct itself
When crops are good hard times
makes noise like hoop and Just
Song of the freakish society woman:
Il love my kid. but oh, you French
Poodle
Again Harry Thaw occupies a first
page telespatch.
Even this hot weather cannot make
When young man gets old enough
to know that he doesn't know every
thing he becomes almost ehdurable in
a conversation.
Under a new law boys between 10
and Is are 1ot allowed to smoke cigar
busy. This Is a Missouri law 1t may
be added.
Few women who are good bridge
players trim their own hats.-chicago
Many of them trim their own hus-
bands, however.
ing the pope an old bachelor. Here is
one argument they have advanced
which no one will dispute.
tame the winds Of Heaven" The e
Wright brothers have made a pretty
good attempt in that direction, and
they have not blown so much about
it. either.
Man who swears while talking into
an Omaha telephone will hereafter be
profane indulgence. Men will con-.
tinue to swear into telephones in Mont
gomery and no fine will be assessed
because they have good reason to, how.
ever.
Automobile ran over an embankment
at Cloverdale yesterday no pedestrian
being handy at that time.
1t has been decided by Missouri
Judge in a divorce suit that a wife
has as much right to a high temper
as husband and moreover that any
man ought to be proud to have a wife
Of spirit.
White strawberry that bears all the
year round has been produced in CAL
going to press the delicious and mons
strous Alabama variety with a dash OF
sugar and a little Jersey cream and a
was still the most popular breakfast
dish of the day.
And now the latest thing in the way
skirt. We knew women would keep
on until they succeeded In wearing the
pants.
The fool who rocked the boat
It's the fool who shoots the balloons
Now. would state.
Astronomers are able to predict with
certainty an eclipse Of sun or moon.
but the wlsest mathematician that ever
lived couldn't figure out what a wo.
man is going to do next.
She went away to Tybee,
Then took the foolish notion,
She wouldn't battle because she couldn't
Have a private ocean.
Butter 200 years old is frequently
served in India, according to reliable
authority. Some of 1t gets to America
now and then and finds its way ON
boarding house tables.
Loolin' Ahead.
We're looking ahead ~ the brighter
When all of our cares shall fade away.
We're lookin' ahead to the better
When we. shall Jingle jes lots of dimes
Keep on a smilin',
Twill all come right,
It's never 80 dark
That 1t won't come light.
We're Iookin ahead to the joy-kissed
days.
When the heart keeps time where the
| song-bird sways.
| When love like a moon from a sea OF
Shall smile on me where your sweet
face beams.
Keep on a smilin'.
Twill all come true,
| An skies o'ercast
| Will then turn blue.