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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

A southern congressman. who formerly
uracticed law in Mississippi. tolls of an
amusing case ne once tried in that state
He was then a student in thf office OF
his uncle. a Colonel Martin. who figured
in local politics.
The main figure in the trial was a lazy
darsyv named Dick sutton arrested at
the instance Of his wife. who alleged that
he contributed nothing to her support
and refused TO work.
During the examination Of Sutton the
youus lawyer asked.
Dick. have YOU any fixed income
sutton was puzzled by the term. C0u1-
sci explained that the expression means
p certainty. money paid not for odd jobs.
hut for steady employment. iu other
words q compensation at stated inter
walls on which ore could absolutely rely.
T-non the conclusion Of coUnsels re-
marks the darky's face briChtcned.
'T think 7 has q fixed income, sab"
said he
And what is this fixed income o" was
the next question.
well sab. answered Dick with q
broad grin I'm the direction OF Colonel
Martin. ''de Colonel deere alters give M
fo' dollars an sack o flour Oh lection
49,.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03
Disc OF A coLoREo WOMAN.

Mrs Maggie L. Walker of Richmond,
Va, a coIored woman. is president of
a savings bank with a capital of $50, 900.
Born a slave, she has risen step by step
until she occupies a prominent as well
as.unique position in the banking world.
She is the only woman in America who
has been elected a bank president. Be
sides. she is president of a department
store in Richmond, which company has
capital of $4,000, and gives employ
ment to twenty young women of the re-
gro race
When a young girl, after the war she
assisted her mother in doing the wash
that was taken in to help in the main
tenance of the family.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

dinner at their farm on Wednesday
evening, going out by motor.
Miss Ella Stickney leaves shortly for
a stay of some time in Philadelphia,
and later in Chicago.
X X
Mrs. Wallick of Provo is IN town VS.
iting her sister, Mrs. N. B. Whitney
Mr.. and Mrs. George Steiner and their
son have returned from an extended
tour of the eastern states, and will be
at home for a few days at the Knuts-
ford.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert c. Gemmell ar,
back from a short eastern trip.
Mrs. Robert +. oHieer and her sons
are in Victoria at the Hotel Empress.
\ 4 *
Miss Greta Lane is here from Omaha.
a guest at the H. Vance Lane home
on Z street.
Miss Ethel Eettleton has issued in
vitations for a piano recital to be given
by her pupils at the First Methodist
church next Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Willis JrIine and her children are
expected home shortly from a visit Of
some months with relatives in Fort
LeavenwOTth.
Miss Clara I. COlbUTne leaves on Tues
day next for Vermont to spend the
summer on Lake Champlain.
x * x
Miss Ada Ferguson entertained about
thirty of her friends at bridge on Thurs
Jay last. when the national coiors were
used for both the decorations and the
refress iments.
4 x
Lieutenant and Mrs. Paul G. Potter
eft on Thursday evening for the coast
where they viii spend the next month
or So
Miss Beula Lund and John ". shy 70
der were married on Thursday at the
home Of the bride by Rev. Robert y.
Stephenson. A wedding supper fol-
lowed for many relatives and friends.
X
Miss ZeIr0a Jacobs of American Fork
and David Petersen Of Lark. Utah. were
married June % at the home Of the
brides sister. Mrs. Conrad Miller. NJ
and Mrs. Petersen viii make their home
in Lark.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
Carlton Barnes and Myrtle Ivey Snow
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03
Total Copies of The Herald Printed
in May, 1909.

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= largest Daily and Sunday cir =
: culatiOn in Salt Lake proved by :
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

disturbance of the first magnitude. We
fancy the citizens Of New Orleans will
watch the experiment with more than
ordinary interest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Roosevelt spent half a million dollars
renovating the White house, and the
Taft repairs will cost in the neighbour
hood of 100000. When John Adams
moved in, the mansion was new and
unfinished. and the good wife Abigail
used to dry her washing in the new
famous East room.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Aldrich was compelled to cut short
his vacation and return to his seat in
the senate. Even with a majority of
the votes at their command, the remain
ing members of the finance committee
proved too weak Intellectually to cope
with the opposition It's much easier
to follow a boss.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

The st. Louis packing houses have
been exonerated and Inspectors Harms,
Bischof and Michael sUmmarily dis
missed. It is "A matter of regret that
the investigation was made behind
closed doors.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Weber & Olson, lawyers, removed TO
1121 Boston building.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Much as they disliked to do it, the
members Of the senate finance commit
tee were compelled to follow the wishes
Of Senator Beveridge regarding the pro-
hibition of coupons and the taxation of
the tobacco trust. Public sentiment be-
hind the HOOsier statesman was ire
sistible.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

The semi-annual settlement in New
York involved the turning loose of $780,
OOO. 600 in dividends, interest on bonds,
etc. The figures certainly have a pros
porous look.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Sir Thomas Upton is showing signs
Of wishing to challenge for the Amer
ica's cup. Sir Thomas continues to
hope against hope.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Happy were the stockholders of rec
ord when the Lackawanna melon" was
cut
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

There's been a hot time in the old
town for several nights in succession, to
say nothing of the days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Thursday was a great day for Har-
ward Upidee, Upidee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03
Removal.

TOmOrrow-Juvenlle Religious societi,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

MARRIAGE LICENSES.
Carlton Barnes and Myrtle Ivey Snow
Of salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03
HIS FIXED INCOME.

Once more CorneIrs yell is heard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Mrs. Clayton T. Thatcher viii enter
tain at a Kcnsington this afternoon at
her home.
* x
AR. and Airs. James II. Movie enter
tened 4 party Of sixteen friends at q
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Lieutenant and Mrs. Paul G. Potter
left on Thursday evening for the coast.
where they will spend the next month
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-07-03

Miss ZeIna Jacobs Of American Fork
and David Petersen Of Lark. Utah. wore
married June % at the home Of the
brides sister. Mrs. Conrad Miller NJ
and Mrs. Petersen viii make their home
iu Lark.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
Honor for Scientists.

"Stone finally crumbles and the
bronzes may be destroyed" writes
Leopold Enrich in Berlin paper.
Younger generations have their he
roes and forget the names of those
who have gone before But making the
name of scientist a part of the uni
versal scientific language is an in
destructible monument. The men who
gave the name of ohm in honor of
George Simon Ohm to the unit of cleo
trio resistance; ampere, the unit of
electric current, to perpetuate. the
name of Andre Mare Ampere, and
volt, in honor of Alassandro Volta, to
the unit of electro-motive force, hand
ed these names to the people of all
times to follow. The cablegram
should have been named for Field as
the wireless message has been for Mar
conf, and theincandescen lamp would
burn just as well if it were known as
an edison. /"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
WEAK AND SICKLY WOMEN.

1t is hard to estimate how many
women owe their female troubles. gen.
eral weakness, nervousness, sallow
skin, ETC., to constipation and indiges-
ton, but, doctors whose practice is
among women say that 80 percent
would be no exaggeratiou. 1t is well
for them to know of DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin, which cures constipa-
ton, Indigestion, sick headache. heart
burn, hotAushes, and etc. II is absc-
Iutely guaranteed to do what is claim
ed, and il you want to try it before
buying, send your address for a free
sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co.
119 Caldwell Bldg, Monticello. Ill
Ii is sold by all Druggists at Soc -anc
S100 bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
The Maid Wanted Held.

This story would read better if the
Incident had happened when there was
company at dinner. AS matter of
fact, however, only the family was
present. The new maid recommend
ed herself as having been employed
In the households of various people of
fashion. Things went smoothly enough
at the first dinner which she served
until the meat and vegetable course
was finished Then, instead of taxi
ing away the dishes. she stood idly in
corner. Finally her mistress said:
"You may remove the dishes now.
Kate, and serve the dessert"
"AIl right, num- Pm waiting"
waiting for what?"
"Waiting for you to stack"
stack whatf"
why, to stack the dishes and shove
them down to this end Of the table"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
An Interesting Runaway.

Il read piece in your paper about
an automobile that run away with a
mans mother-in-law," a correspondent
writes the Adams (Ga) Enterprise,
and I'm interested in that automo-
bile, and would like to know the name
and price Of it, or If the owner. would
part with it for an extra considera-
tion?, The only objection to the story
is that 1T doesn't go far enough; il
says the automobile ran away with
her. but doesn't say what happened.
whether the runaway was fatal, or the
automobile changed its mind and
turned round and came back to where
1t started from. Can you throw any
more light on the subject, and by so
doing, oblige constant reader and old
subscriber
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
MRS. WHEELER, FREETOWN
IND.

Women often get run down with out
knowing what is the matter with them.
and doctors don't seem to understand
their case. Mrs. Isabel Wheeler,
Freetown, Ind. was nervous and de-
bilitaled and could find no help un il
she took DR.. CaldweIrs Syrup Pepsin,
and that cured her. She says people
come TO her for miles around to ask
what medicine she took that did her
so much good. This remedy is abso-
lutely guaranteed to do what is claim.
ed. and if you want to try it before
buying, send your address for free
sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co.,
119 Caldwell Bldg, Monticello, Ill.
1t is sold BY all Druggists at Soc and
S1.00 bottle,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

gypsy Smith, the evangelist, COM
planned at a meeting in New York OF
the discomfort caused by the customs
rules.
"They who receive from abroad
packets or heavy letters, such as at
tract the eye of the customs officials,
find" said Smith, that the American
government in this matter is as lack
Ing as the Haytian hotelkeeper.
"a gentleman, you must know,
stopped at country hotel some 50
miles from Port-au-Prince to escape
one of those tropical deluges so char.
acteristic of Hayti
After dinner he turned in, for there
was nothing to read in the hotel, the
night had turned chilly, and there was
20 fire.
He turned in, and ne fell at once
into deep, delightful sleep, Then he
.awoke dripping. The downpour was
leaking through the palmetto roof
onto his bed.
"Shivering, he reached out his wet
arm and rang.
The pad of bare feet approached.
What's wantedY snarled the land
lord.
You must prepare me another
ROOM said the guest The rain is
leaking In here in buckets
"'And is that what you wake me
! for at this time Of night? the landlord
roared. II you'd thought To look, you'd
have found an umbrella under the bed.
Use'it mani"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
DISCOURSE NOT ALL RELIGIOUS
Secular Matters Mixed with Scottish
Minister'S Sermon.

A minister of Crosmichael, in Fife,
frequently talked from the pulpit to
his hearers with amusing, and, in
deed, irreverent familiarity, Expound-
ing passage from Exodus one day
he proceeded thus: And the Lord
said Nnto Moses'-sneck that door!
I'm thinking if We had to sit beside
the door yersel, we wadna be sac
ready leaving it open. 1t was just be-
side that door that Yedam Tamson,
thee bellman, got his death O. cauld;
and I'm sure, honest man. he didna let
1t stay muckle open. And the Lord
said unto Moses'-I see a man aneath
the laft wi his hat on. I'm sure man,
ye're clear O. the s8ogh O. that door
there. Keep aft your bannet, Thamas,
and If yonr bare pow be cauld, We
maun just get gray worsted wig,
like myself. They're no, sac dear
plenty q them at Bob Gillespie's for
tenpence apiece" The reverend gen.
tleman then proceeded with his dis
course.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
NEEDED THE YEAR AROUND.

You needn't suffer with sick head
ache, Indigestion, Constipation or any
other trouble arising from disordered
stomach, liver or bowels. DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin will cure ou and
keep you we'll. 1t is a wonderful Taxa
tive and regulator 1t is safe and
pleasant to take and should be in
every American household. Tens Of
thousands already use it. 1t is abso-
Iutely guaranteed TO DO what is claim
ed, and if you want TO try it before
buying, send your address for a free
sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co,
119 Caldwell Bldg. Monticello Ill.
Ii is sold BY all D-uggist's at SOC and
S100 bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS. OW-
ING TO A PERSISTENT COUGH.
RELIEF FOUND AT LAST

For several winters past my wife
has been troubled with most persist
ent and disagreeable cough. which in
variably extended over period Of
several weeks and caused her many
sleepless nights" writes Will j. Hay
ner, editor of the Burley, Colo. Bullet
in. Various remedies were tried each
year with no beneficial results, In
November last the cough again put in
an appearance and my wife, acting on
the suggestion of friend, purchased
a bottle Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. The result was indeed mar
velous. After three doses the cough
entirely disapr reared and has not
manifested itself since" This remedy
is for sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

You may cal all the good sensible
dfo oyou like if you will let Kodol d.
gest il for you. Cont worry about dy-
spepsia or indigestion, for worry only
tends TO make you more nervous. Be-
sides you don't have to worry any more
about what you eat, because Kodol for
Dyspepsia and Indigestion will digest
any and all food at any and all times
Kodol is guaranteedto give prompt re-
lief Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
Cleaning Gold Braid.

Gold braid and other gilt trimmings
may be freshened by sitting over them
mixture of powdered bluing and
bread crumbs. After sitting it over
the braid take a piece of old lhannel
and rub gently yet firmly. Then brush
out all the crumbs and rub with a
piece Of velvet--a bit Of any old,
colored velvet will do. This method
will also clean gold lace.-Exchange.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

A graz many people have kidney
and bladder trouble. mainly due to
neglect Of the occasional pains in the
back. slight rheumatic pains, urinary
disorders. etc, Delay in such cases is
dangerous. Take DeWnt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills. They are for weak
back, backache, rheumatic pains and
all kidney and Bladder trouble. Sooth-
ing and antisepetic. Regular size Soc.
Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
Our Guarantee

= Go to your druggist today; and
purchase a dollar bottle, and if you
can honestly say, that you did not
receive any benefits from it, after
using the entire bottle, the drug
gist win refund your money to you
without question or delay.
We will pay the druggist the price
Of the bottle purchased by you.
This offer applies to the large
bottle only and to but one in a
family.
We could not afford to make such
an offer, unless we positively knew
What Kodol will do for you.
1t would bankrupt us.
The dollar bottle contains 2h times
as much as the fifty cent bottle.
Kodol is made at the laboratories
of E. c. Dewitt & Co., Chicago.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
And There You Arel

Shelf d man loves his wife as
much as she loves him, he will stop
wasting his money on cigars if she
asks him
Hc-Yes; but if his wife loves him
as 9Id, as Sic oaeht 70 love a man
who loses Ler enough to stop if she
ass A..4, she won't ,sk him-M. A. P.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Everybody will soon be glab to re-
ceive an invitation to attend the COM
ing-out party of Miss Spring.
OF course people who brag on their
ancestors realize that they caRt come
back to repudiate their prosperity.
The man who fools away his time
can tell you how everybody else is
loosi' the best sort of opportunities,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
REASON ENTHRONED

Because meats are SO tasty they are
consumed in great excess This leads
to stomach troubles, bliousness and
constipation. Revise your diet. let rea-
son and not a pampered appetite con-
troll, then take few doses of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
and you will soon be well again. Sold
by all drug stores. Samples free.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
Chattanooga,
Mr.. MILLER. MOWEAKUA.

The best way to form an opinion
about an article is to use it yourself,
yet the testimony of others should
carry much weight. M. H. Miller Of
Moweaka Ill. says that the only thing
he knows of that will surely cure
stomach trouble Indigestion and con-
stpation is DIR. Caldwells Syrup Pep
sin, the great herb laxative compound.
which is safe and also pleasant tc the
taste. 1t is absolutely guaranteed 10
do wat is claimed for it, and if you
want 10. try it before buying, ssaAyour
address for free sample to
Pepsin Syrup Co.. 119 Caldwell
Bldg. Monticello, ILL., 1t is sold by
all Druggists al Soc and S100 bot
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Ii requires proper combination of
certain acids with natural digestive
juices to perfect DYSPEPSIA cure. And
that is what KodoI is-a perfect dfges-
ter that digests all the food YOU eat.
If you will take Kodol for a little
while you will no longer have indiaes-
ton. You then couldn't have indiges.
ton. How could you have Indigestion
if your food we're to digest? Kodol
digest all you eat. 1t is pleasant to
take, acts promptly. Sold by all
dears.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Most men think they have the finest
judgement in the world about what
other seople oughtto do.
Did you ever notice how few sym
pathizers the self-righteous have when
they once make misstep.
An optimist is a man who can
cheerfully SILVER while contemplating
the good luck Of the fruit crop.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

When the baby is cross and has
you worried and, worn out you will
find that little Cascasweet, the we'll
known remedy for babies and children.
will quiet the little one in short time.
The ingredients are printed plainly on
the bottle, Contains no opiates. Sold
by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Don't leap at conclusions until you
take a good running start of reason,
A rising young man is usually enc
who knows when to keep his seat
Fate has way of PLAYING tricks on
those who undertake to get familiar
with her.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
Eat What
You want of the food you need
Kodol will digest it.

You need a sufficient amount of
good wholesome food and more than
this you need to fully digest it.
Else you can't gain strength, nor
can you strengthen your stomach if
it is weak.
You must eat in order to liveand
maintain strength.
You must not diet, because the
body requires that you eat sutiic-
lent amount of food regularly.
But this food must be digested,
and it must be digested thoroughly.
When the stomach can't do it,
you must take something that win
help the stomach.
The proper way to do is to eat
what you want, and let Kodol di-
gest the food.
Nothing else can do this. When
the stomach is weak it needs help;
you must help it by giving it rest,
and Kodol will do that.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

AS rule people who deserve the
most credit let the loud-mouthed fellow
come along and gather it up.
When man talks all the tine
about the vast amount Of work he
does. it's a sign that he is lying.
When a girl is told that she is DIFF
ferent from ether girls she can til nix
of dozen sill, things to prove il
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Some folks pretend to be ignorant
so as to find out just how big a fool
the other fellow is.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION
Why not use ChamberIain's Pain
Balm when you have rheumatism? We
feel sure that the result will be prompt
and satisfaction. One application re-
lieves the pain, and many have been
permanently cured by Its use. rs
and SO cent sizes. Sold by all deal,
erS.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

When man tells you tina! he is
trusting to luck, nine times out Of ten
, Oh can put it down that he is consti-
tutionally opposedfo work.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24
SAVE MONEY gy HpYING
CHAMBERLAIN'S COUGH
REMEDY

You will pay just as much for a
bottle ChamberIain's Cough Remedy
as for any Of the other cough medi-
cines, but you save money in buying
it. The saving is in what you get.
not what you pay. The sure-to-cure-
you quality is in every bottle Of this
remedy. and you get good results when
you take it Neglected colds often de-
velop serious conditions, and when
you buy a cough medicine you want
to be sure you are getting one that
will cure your cold. Chamberlains
Cough Remedy always cures. Price
rs and SO cents a bottle. Sold by
all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

The baby never said one.half of
what goes toits credit.
Some peoples manners appear to
have warts on them.
A professional blusteTer is APT to
get cold feet earley in the game.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Can't look well, eat we'll or feel we'll
with impure blood feeding your body.
Keep the blood pure with Burdock
Blood Bitters. But simply take exer-
else, keep clean and you will have
long life,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheum
sets you crazy. Can't bear the touch
Of your clothing Doan's Ointment cures
the most obstinate cases. Why suffer.
All druggist sell it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

The trouble about the average self
made man is that he seems to think
everybody ought to give him chrome
for having half completed the Job.
There wouldn't be half so much pre-
JUDGE against the automobile if the
owners would show any regard for
the rights and safety Of people who
haven't got one.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-02-24

In these strenuous days it is neces-
sary to catch opportunity on the fly in
order to succeed.