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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

wet mold; skim the fat from the
liquor; little butter, pepper, and salt
TO taste, and one-half ounce Of gela.
tin. When this dlssolves pour 1t hot
over the chicken. The liquor must be
seasoned pretty highly, for the chick.
en- absorbs.
Chicken Patties.-Mince chicken
that has been previously roasted or
boiled and season well; stir into this
sauce made OF half a pint OF milk.
into which while boiling teaspoon
ful OF cornstarch has been added TO
thicken; season with butter. about a
teaspoonful, and salt and pepper to
taste. Have ready small patty pans
lined with a good pun paste. Bake the
crust in a brisk oven; then I'LL the
pans and set in the oven a few min
utes to brown slightly.
Chicken Pot Pie.-Skin and cut the
fowls into Joints, and put the neck.
legs and backbones in a stew pan,
with little water. an onion, a bunch
OF sayory herbs. and a blade of mace:
let these stew for an hour. and when
done. strain on the liquor. This is for
gravy. Put a layer of fowl at the
bottom of a pie dish, then a layer OF
ham, then one of force meat and hard
boiled eggs cut In rings; between the
layers put a seasoning CT pounded
mace. nutmeg, pepper and salt. Pour
In about half pint OF water. border
the edge OF dish with pie crust. put
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Cream Salad prsssinn.

Heat to a boil five tablespoons OF
good vinegar. one teaspoon salt and
half teaspoon OF white pepper Beat
well the yolks OF five eggs and over
them pour the hot vinegar Put all
over the fire and stir constantly TIL
the mixture thickens. when you add
two tablespoons butter. Set away
carefully covered. When used. thin
with good cream and season TO taste.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
IN VAN

Friend Cat French playl-Why did
You applaud so vigorously when that
comedian made his speech before the
curtain?
Spriggins (confdently)-So that
folks would think | understood French.
What did he Say2
Friend-Hie said the remainder OF
his part must be taken by an under
study. as his mother was dying.-Roy-
al Magazine
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
REPUTATION as AN ASSET.


A eood reputation is man best
trademark.
Reputation is not what man thinks
Of himself but what others think OF
him.
A mans estimate Of himself isn't
apt 20 pass current.
Most men would put the value far
too high.
Some few would put IL too low.
Generally the estimate is in inverse
ratio to the value.
An unprejudiced public may be
trusted TO strike just level.
When 10 IS announced that a new
miracle-working device has been in
vented the world is skeptical.
If it is stated that Edison Is the
inventor, skepucism is changed 20
faith
In the reputation OF the Wizard OF
Menio the public puts its trust
n ?. Willis. who is scarcely remem-
oered by a succeeding generation. CON
sidered himself the greatest American
poet
That was Willis estimate.
Bryant. Longlellow and Holmes set
themselves upon no pedestal but their
regulations were and are secure.
They rest upon the estimate OF the
public.
We can build. but We cannot dictate
a reputation
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
sNARLs OF A cYNIc.

Next 10 the man who sells a poem.
the editor who has the option OF rejec-
ton Is the happiest man on earth.
ANY man who wants 10 be president
ought 10 be encouraged by what
mamma told him when he was a boy
Women have this excuse for their
pet weakness: But for curiosity Co
lumous would never have discovered
America.
The man in the forty-second story
ONCE would not have been there but
for the man that dug away down for
the foundations.
The race 10 success is a great game
OF leapfrog. and the winner is the man
who doesn't lose time making back
for others.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
HERALD BLASTS.

You cannot have the ideal life apart
from living for ideals
Christ is never lifted above men by
being separated from them.
II is a good thing 10 undo packages
of truth before you fling them az folks.
The church as an end in itself is
death; as tool, is life and saliva
ton
The man who makes you think OF
heaven viii need no ticket at the
gate.
The sickly saints are those Who
never work their religion out of their
systems
The man who is afraid Of hurting
the devils feelings has some OF the
feelings IN his heart
Often that which We regard as a
terminus in life turns out TO be but a
station on Gods highway.
There are many hugging the delu.
sion that little public charity win
cover lot Of private theft
IL is always easier TO prescribe purg.
ing by fire for others than il is 10 en-
duTe little plain washing OF our
selves.4Ram' Horn.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

mstter:" II is in the hrst verses OF
the next chapter; Wherefore seeing
we also sre oompassed about with so
great cloud Of witnesses. let us lay
aside every weight. and -the sin
which doth so easily beset us. and let
Us run with patience the race that il
set before us. looking unto Jesus the
author and finisher OF our faith"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

the water be re-
duced 10 about
one pint in boil
ing; pick the
meat from the
bones in good
sized pieces, Ia
king out all
gristle, fat and
bones; place in a
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
CIRCLES

Politicians are seldom what they
scream.
The too tender heart is the worlds
pin cushion
A friend in need is friend-we
usually shun
What is success? Only failure with
a fresh coat OF paint
An American Is never so ene-cetic
as when he tries 20 be idle.
Tell the world YOU are tired OF life
and the world is tired OF you.
What you call temper in your wife
you call temperament in yourself
man is never so utterly unoriginal
AS when he is lovemaking or praying
Put beggar on horseback-and
he'll ride 10 the first place where he
can sell the horse.
IL isn't the cynic who takes the
worst view OF everything. There is
the amateur photographer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Good Nelnhhors.

Have you good neighbors where
you live?"
II should say I have. One OF them
owns naphtha launch and the other
one an automobile. They entertain me
all summer long"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Modern Morals

DO you know Gobsa Colder" said
L'Oignon.
Quite well, replied Tete de Veau.
What sort of chap is he?"
Perfectly honest and reliable since
his retirement from business"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Modern Methods

Maid-The baby is hungry. madam
what shall we give him.
Modern Mother-If there is no con-
densed milk and no wheat tablets, you
can use my cold am.-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Easy to Carry.

Why. see you have sent little
Willie for beer for the first time. and
that you have given him two jugs to
carry. Why did you do this?"
Il did II so that with one In each
hand he could keep his balance bet
ter"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
At the Musicale

why do they talk so when the pro-
lessor is playing"
"Oh. very few have the fortitude to
suffer in silence, ! s'pose"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

a misery father maketh an extrava-
giant son.
Blessed are they who expect little.
for they usually get &C.
a man seldom gets very angry when
he has only himself TO blame.
10 is sometimes better To- try and
fail than never 20 have tried at an.
Ever notice how things that are
none OF your business viii interest
you2
Any man may acquire a will of his
own boy hiring "a lawyer TO write &c for
him
When widow tells "a man ne is
. different" that's his cue TO- sit up
and take notice.
Unless YOU have "A reputation as a
hshter you can't afford TO pose as a
peacemaker.
It's awfully hard for "a man 20 lool,
sad when his wife is making prepare.
uons 90 spend month in the country
DO your work little better than
the other fellow and some morning
you'll wake mp and find yourself his
boss.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
To BE Avoided

What date would you favor for in
auguration?"
ANY" answered the disappointed
ONCE seeker, except April l."
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

"A bribe is an insult And yet May
people have not spirit enough to re-
sent e."
mo. They just pocket it."
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
GRIM PHILOSOPHY.

A good shape is simply matter Of
form.
A bird in the hand is only half as
good as one on the platter
The next best thing 10 knowing how
TO do il. is knowing how not to do il.
Lots Of firms could get along better
with less system and more gumption.
The best cure for ingrowing gTouchl-
ness is plenty of hard work
The crooked bank cashier certainly
believes in taking the thing that is
nearest his hand
When 2 man asserts that luck was
against him-well. let him have that
consolation.
The world could struggle along with
out geniuses. but IL would be In a bad
way without workers.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Nothino Doino

The Barber-WiH you have your
hair singed?
The Victim-Why should II
The Barber-It1l make II grow bet
ter
The Victim-Yes. and then you get
TO cut it oftener Comb il dry, please.
and hurry up!
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
BLACKWELL & BRO.

Nelson's Hair Dressing can be
bought at Jennings aud Brown Drug
Store, Pittsburg, Pa.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
Knt9bts Of Rptbias,
Ma S. A, z. A, A.AN A.
N. A., S. A., z. A, A. AND A.

q ]. ]. ] :.
AA This organization Sone country and h
Iodpe
= w dic1on and in
III Wv
!S<F1
else Founded
neVe will ndit
rites suppot ~ -~ -'~"0NeI
dburiabe
bag
absolutely
NOS"A~"uOu
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
The Courts of Calanthe

Is the Female Department the Order. a
Fcehy and oneo @M
and benefit of NMM
Of
or funeral occason
or ldrnsDe
the
death
Lodge Band nghborhOd "0ryOnAn
ddres
w.
w.
rates JOHN
"NeSS chmondV Va
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12
DISHES OF CHICKEN
SOME EXCELLENT WAYS OF PRE-
PAIRING THEM.
Serve Jellied Is a Fsvorite with Many
Observation-Disclosures Made Of the
Meat Well Minced - De-
lcious Pot Pie.

Jeilied Chicken.-Boil a fowl until
1t will slip easily from the bones. let
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

It's awiully hard for "a man 20 look
sad when his wife is making prepare
uons 90 spend month in the country
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

The best cure for ingrowing grouchl
ness is plenty Of hard work.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

a man seldom gets very angry whe
he has only himself to blame.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

it is sometimes better Co try and
FAN than never 90 have tried at an.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

DO your work little better than
the other fellow and some morning
you'll wake mp and find yourself his
boss.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Ever notice how things that are
none OF your business viii interest
you2
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Blessed are they who expect uttI,
for they usually get IT,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Unless you have "a reputation as a
fighter you can't afford TO pose as "a
peacemakcr
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Any man may acquire a will of his
own by hiring lawyer 90 write 60 for
him
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

When a widow tells "a man he Is
. different" that's his cue TO sit uu
and take notice.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Lots Of firms could get along better
with less system and more gumption.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

A good shape is simply a matter q
form.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

a miseriy father maketh an extrava
CANT son.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

IL isn't the cynic who takes the
worst view Of everything There is
the amateur photographer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

The next best thing TO knowing how
10 do il, is knowing how not TO do il.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Put a beggar on horseback-and
he'll ride 10 the first place where he
can sell the horse.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

Politicians are seldom what they
scream.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-06-12

A bird in the hand is only half
good as one on the platter.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19
TIE
Exceptional
Equipme,1f

Of the California Fig Syrup Co. and tho
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA, in all of it,
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles Of plants known to act most
beneficially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
As there is only one genuine Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA and as the gen.
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy tho
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
if, upon viewing the package, the full name
of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19

II IL perfectly proper to speak Of
the ''crust" Of the Garth. The exis.
tence Of volcanoes and tho fact that
the temperature regularly increases
~ you penetrate the rocks by borings
or mining shafts prove that the int.
rior Of the earth is hot enough to melt
all known mineral substances. In
boring for gas or oil or water and in
descending along the line Of mineral
veins or to reach dsep.seated coal
deposits Il II found that the temper.
AZURE increases about one degree for
every 30 or 76 feet, 70 that Il Ii .
serious question with miners how far
they can follow q vein Into the earth
before reaching POINT where the
heat will b. no great that Il would
b impossible for workmen to endure
t.
Taking the average increase Of heat
TO b one degree In 80 fest. We should
reach . point where water would boil
ct . distance Of about 5000 feet o. .
little over . mile and . half. Il
therefore. would b. feasible plan to
bore . hole to that depth. and by let.
ting cold water into Il By one pipe
bring Il up hot In another. thus max.
ing use Of the heat Of the interior Of
the earth 70 warm our houses. Very
likely before the coal and oil are q.
haustsd this may b the source
through which 10 dspel II our homes
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19

in thickness, and at last plunges down
200 feet more and flows onward be-
tween walls Of lava 800 feet In height.
Still vaster areas in northern Cali
fornia, Oregon, Washington and Brit.
ish Columbia are covered with lava,
in many cases thousands of feet
thick. In all more than 100000 square
miles are thus covered west of the
Rocky mountains.
A startling fact connected with these
great lava flows is that they are so
recent. Prof. Miller Of the United
States Geological Survey demon
strates that near Lassen Peak, in
northern California, vast eruptions of
volcanic ash and basaltic lava, cover.
ing many square miles, have occurred
in less than 200 years. Prof. I. C. Rus
sell. also Of the United States Geologi.
cal Survey, thinks that still larger
volcanic outflows occurred in Idaho
within that short period of time. In
deed. the geysers and boiling mud
springs Of Yellowstone Park would
seem to be breathing-holes OF these
deep internal fires which are still in
action. An area in New Zealand, filed
with geysers similar to those In yell
lowstone Park, blew up few years
ago and devastated that whole region
Biologists would not be surprised II
similar explosions should take place
anywhere In the volcanic region west
of the Rocky mountains.
Jorullo in Mexico Is one OF the Aost
remarkable instances OF intermittent
volcanic action. Up to 1859 the site
where the volcanic cone now stands
was occupied by a fertile plain. sur
rounded by hills composed of very
ancient volcanic rocks. In that year.
amid earthquake shocks, chasm
opened In the plain. from which
flames issued. and ashes and lava
were elected In SUFFICIENT quantities
to form in a short time a mountain
1000 feet high. Since then there
have been no eruptions. and the low
er TANKS of the mountain are now
covered with trees and the surround.
ing country Is cultivated as formerly.
One Of the largest volcanoes and
one which has been most carefully
studied. Is Kilauea. on the Island of
Hawaii. the crater of which is 49,.
CTS feet above the sea. The crater
is nearly three miles In diameter. and
is filled with boiling lava. which va.
ries greatly In height at different
times.
When visited by Prof. Dana In 1889
It lacked only 400 feet Of being full.
SO as to run over from the top In
1910 the lava had subsidized. 80 that
1t was 1000 feet below the run. No
recent eruptions have projected the
lava over the rim. but at various
times since the discovery Of the is.
land great streams OF lava have burst
out from the side OF the mountain
1000 feet or more below the summit
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19

The distribution Of volcanoes is we'll
worthy OF attention.
The Pacific ocean is almost com.
pletely surrounded by them. Vol.
canic peaks rise az sentinels all along
the mountain chain running from
Patagonia to Alaska, and thence
around Kamschatka, down the Asiatic
coast to the Malay archipelago. Near.
ly all the islands also of the Pacific
ocean either contain active volcanoes
or are of volcanic origin, while in the
interior of continents there are few.
From this wide and peculiar distri.
button of volcanoes 1t is inferred that
their cause is very deep seated. and
that 1t is In some way connected
with the sea. Their activity is doubt
less often due to the water which
leaks through the solid rocks. and up-
on reaching the heated mass is turned
into steam. and thus an eruption may
be compared to the explosion of a
boiler. Great volumes of steam often
issue from their craters. and in some
cases foods of water are vomited
forth, though sometimes such floods
are produced by the sudden melting
OF snow upon the sides of the volcano
The evidence of ancient volcanic
action is found in all the older rocks,
and In many that are of recent origin
Many islands in the ocean are nothing
but piles Of volcanic material thrown
up from craters In the bottom of the
ocean. The Azores. the Canaries, st.
Helens and many other islands have
been built up by volcanic action from
great depths. In 1911 the crater of
volcano suddenly emerged from the
sea near the Azores and elected vast
quantities of lava, stones and cinders.
but the waves have since washed It
all away.
Where the surrounding rock has
been cracked and lava has filled the
seam this is called = dixie" and the
material filling 1t strap" In many
cases Of old rocks the softer parts
have since been worn away, and the
dixie remains ~ . projecting ridge or
mountain. The Palisades" above
New York city. Mounts Tom and Holy.
oke In Massachusetts. East and West
mountains at New Haven. Conn, and
many smaller similar prominences on
the eastern fringe Of the Allegheny
mountains are trapdikes. So also
are the celebrated Fingal's cave and
the Giants Causeway in Ireland.
But the most remarkable outflow.
ings OF lava in all the world are to
be found In North America west Of
the Rocky mountains. In the Snake
River valley In Idaho about 10000
square miles consist Of fresh lava
plains through which the river has in
places cut = gorge 500 feet deep
through alternate beds Of volcanic ash
and basaltic lava. The Shohone Falls
have dissected this plain in most
interesting manner. For hundreds of
miles the river flows between perpen.
dicular walls Of lava hundreds OF feet
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19
Interrupted the Wedding.


Tho other day, at the Shawnee
county Court House. Probate Judge
schoch was about to marry young
couple. He pronounced the prelim-
mary words and told them to join
hands. and started on the ceremony.
Hey. there! Hold up a minute!
Wait. I say!" This series of startling
EXPLANATIONS came from the door.
The groom was horrified-the bride
badly scared.
Just a minute. I want to give you
each an apple before you are married"
said the man who had made the noise.
And in he calmly walked and handed
each Of them q Grimes Golden.
Il was one mans idea of = joke
Kansas City Journal.
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19
ASK FATHER.

Clergyman-What would your ia.
Their say II he saw you digging for
worms on Sunday?
Willie-I don't know; but l know
what he'd say II did not dig for them.
That's him fishing over there"
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19
FIERY VOLCANIC LAVA FREAKS

BY GEORGE FREDERICK WRIGHT A. NJ,
ice age OF North
by Joseph
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19

Sees Final Victory Over Tubereulosls.
Dr.. William Osler says: Whether
tuberculosis will be finally eradicated
70 IN open question. II is a foe that
70 very deeply intrenched In the hu.
man race. Very hard 1t will DO to
eradicate completely. but when We
think Of what has been done in one
generation. how the mortality in
many places has been reduced moro
than 80 per cent.-indeed. In some
places 100 per cent.-it Is q battle Of
hope. and 80 long Is we are fighting
nth hope. the victory 70 In sight"
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19
The Agreement Of Views.

The Agreement Of Views.
Pessimist-Don't you think this sea.
son shows the drama has . tendency
downward?
Realist-I have noticed that more
people are buying seats In the orches-
tfA
The Monte Vista journal., 1909-06-19
EARTH HOT AND COLD AT CORE
Dy GEORGE eaGOERll

0y GEORGE FREDERICK WRIGHT, N, 1.
uto Ice Age North
yriRht, by Joseph Bowles)
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-01-27
Taste Is Sure
Stomach Guide
Barometer Which Never
Fails, Though Seldom
Believed.

Taste is the direct guide to the
stomach: and the taste buds are con-
nected by the nerves with the stom-
ach itself. so that they represent its
health or disorder. If the stomach or
its Juices are out of tone, the blood is
fermented by a change IN the alkaline
or acid condition, and these reach the
mouth both directly and indirectly.
THE taste buds are in the tongue
and are mounted by hairlike projec-
tions called papillae; they cover the
surface of the tongue"
When you take these buds rise up
and absorb t1e liquid; inform the
nerves: the nerves tell the stomach,
and the food is acceptable or not, just
as the stomach feels
The above remarks on taste comes
from an eminent authority and SIM
plv explains why when one smells
cooking or sees food one thinks he
4 can eat. but when he tastes he learns
the stomach is out Of business.
To the person who cannot taste
! Alright who relishes no food and sim
/ blv forces himself to eat, Stuarts Dys
pepsia Tablets hold the secret OF en-
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Most men wait until their stomachs
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/ When your taste for food is lost
is a certain sign the stomach needs
attention. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
cure such stomachs. They restore
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Forty thousand physicians use STU
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