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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
Classified Directory
PHYSICIANS.

H. s GARFIELD. NJ. D., HOMEo-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office
black 3411; residence. red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

CITY OF PENDLETON MAPS at
East oregonian office. Price 25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
THINK PRICES
ARE TOO HIGH
KILLERS WOULD CUT PRICES
ON THE POORER GRADES
New Month Opens with New Market
Outl0ol.-Llvcstocl VIII be More
Carefully Graded-Means Smaller
Prices for the Poorer Qualities
Good Stock In Demand.

Portland Aug. 2.-The new month
opens up with an entirely new outlook
In the livestock market. Hereafter
there will be much discrimination be-
tween the various grades that come
into the yards. Good stuff has not
been bringing enough and poor stuff
has recently sold at too high a value.
This Is the sum and substance of the
change which buyers decided to make
in their prices beginning today.
Even the sellers, who are at all
times even more anxious to obtain
every fraction of cent they can for
their shippers in order to retain their
trade, say that poor stuff has recent
ly sold fully 1c a pound higher than
II should while real fancy quality has
not been bringing enough in compar-
ison.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL d.
rectors and licensed embalmers.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone main rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

WANTED: Intelligent man or wo-
man to take territory, and appoint
canvassers to sell our water filters.
Exclusive territory, and nice profit
able work for the right party. Sem
eca Filter Co., Seneca, Mo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

FOR SALE CHEAP-Six room cot
tage, north side, bath, modern
plumbing, basement. Two blocks
from school; cement walk. Phone
Red 2196.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Good wheat ranch; 1870
acres; good buildings and fine we'll
water; 1-2 miles S. w. of Pendle-
ton. Address Jennie Hargrove,
Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
MACHINERY.
AUCTIONEER.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS

NJ. A. RAIDER, FUNERAL DIREC-
tor and licensed embalmer. Grad
uate Of the Chicago College OF EN-
balming. Corner Main and Webb
streets. Phone main 1S0. Funeral
parlors in connection.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
DENTISTS.

g. A. MANN. DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street. next to Commercial
association rooms. Office phone,
black 3421; residence phone red
1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

DIR. NJ. S. KERN. DENTAL SUR
geon. Office, room Is, Judd build
ing. Phone red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
WANTED.

CoLORED WOMAN wants gentle
mems soft washing to take home.
TOT w. Alta street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

VAUGHAN BROS. DENTISTS, Of
flee in Judd building. Phone Main
IA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
PETER WEST. DIVORCE LAWYER.
Office sos Garden street.

CHAs. ]. FERGUSON, ATTORNEY
at law. Office in Association block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

u.s. B. P. o. ELKS NO. 2SS
&sS9A-' meets every Thursday even-
(.S$lJ ing in Eagles hall. G. w.
NO Phelps, e. R.; Thos Fitz
Gerald. Secy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

PHELPS & STEIwER, AT oRNEYs
at law. Offices in Smith-Crawford
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

a PENDLEToN LODGE No. 50.
" A. F. and A. NJ. meets tn first
and third Mondays OF each
month. All visiting brethren are in
vited
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
Inmhs Held Too High.

Some very poor lambs came into
the yards and some good ones Re-
ceivers were very anxious to maintain
the price at $3.50 and in most instan-
ces were endeavoring to force buyers
to pay this price for off quality. Con-
slderlng what good stuff is selling at
the same fgure-this is considered
excessive and therefore some of the
arrivals were not moved at all this
morning
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

PETERSON & WILSON, ATToR-
neys At law: rooms and Smith
Crawford building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

Read the want" ads today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. D. C. M'NABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary Board. Office Tallman's
drug store. Res phone Main 50.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

FEE & SLATER, LAWYERS, Of
fices In Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
Hog Market csc Lower.

There Is real easiness and in some
instances shades OF weakness in the
hog market today. Nothing over 80
Is today being offered for the best
stuff offered but this could scarcely
be considered top quality. Real fancy
hogs would, perhaps. bring q fraction
more but killers would not rush to buy
anything at this time above 80 Some.
slight Improvement is shown In the
run Of swine during the past As hours
a total OF 1870 head being received
while but 81 head appeared in tho
yards for a Ike period a week ago.
Today's run compares with none on
Saturday, 1875 Friday, 46 Thursday, 80
Wednesday. and IL last Tuesday.
Good Cattle Hard 10 Secure.
Real toppy steers are very hard TO
obtain in the Portland yards at this
time, most of the stuff in evidence at
present being very inferior For this
reason the buying this morning was
unusually limited. The same COM
plaint is being made regarding of
grade cattle as has been in lambs.
Poor quality has been forced upon kill
lers at too high a price, while they
would have far preferred to pay an
additional sum for good quality.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
ATTORNEYS.

RALEY & RALEY, ATTORNEYS AT
law. office in Savings Bank build
ing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

GEORGE W. COUTTS. ATTORNEY
at law. Estates settled. wills. deeds,
mortgages and contracts drawn. COL
lections made. Room II Schmidt
block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

CARTER & SMYTHE, ATTORNEYS
at law. Office in Savings Bank
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

J. A. DoNAGHUE. VETERINARY
Surgeon. Official local stock in
spector. Graduate Ontario Veteri-
nary college. office phone Main
20. residence phone, Main 81.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

JAMES B. PERRY. ATTORNEY AT
law. Office over Taylor's hard
ware store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
sheen Market Good.

outside OF the determination Of
packers not to pay top prices for low
quality, the sheep market is generally
showing n firm disposition Receipts
have been smaller than demand justi-
flies and for that reason packers have
been forced to pay more for poor
stuff than they believed justified.
Their attempt to put prices where
quality dictates they should stand is
in no wise any attempt to lower tho
market
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03

LOWELL & WINTER, ATTORNEYS
and counsellors at law. Office in
Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-08-03
PcndletOn Hide Prices.

Potatoes-New, 75c@$1.25.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
BLAINE.

DIR. Yuill's auto runs rapidly and
very smoothly.
DIR. FitzGerald was called to the life
saving station Sunday.
Farmers are well pleased with the
recent rains and the way their work is
progressing.
A great many people west of the
river are seen every day passing through
our town on their way to the beaches
on Lake Huron to enjoy themselves.
DR.. and Mrs. FitzGerald seemingly
enjoy their new home. They are busy
identifying the surroundings, one be,
ing the doctors nice new gold lettered
sign hung in the breezes.
The thug that struck your city mar
shall down while on duty should have a
ball and. chain to his leg and working
for the good roads system breaking
stone. But do not forget your warrant
to keep it in readiness and do not
strain your eyes looking for him, for if
he comes into your midst day or night
you will smell him all right for he be-
longs in that class.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

August time tells on the nerves. But
that spiritless, no ambition feeling can
be easily and quickly altered by taking
what is known to druggists everywhere
as DIR. Shops Restorative. Within AZ
hours after beginning to use the Res
torative, improvement will be noticed.
OF course full health will not immed.
lately return. The gain, however will
surely follow. And best of all, you
wiz realize and feel your strength and
ambition as it is returning. Outside
influences depress first the "inside
nerves." then the stomach, heart and
kidneys will fail. strengthen these
failing nerves with DR.. Shops Restor.
alive and see how quickly health will
be yours again. Sold by Pollock j.
Hennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
WEST GRANT.

Louis Young is on the sick list.
Edith Ryder spent sunday at Elmer
Holleys.
Mrs. Neil visited friends in Yale
over Sunday.
Myrtle Lyons, of Detroit, is visiting
her parents at Fargo.
Francis McCauley and family visited
at Bert Aliens Sunday.
Bert Allen and wife, of Fargo, visit
ed at +. Palmateer's Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Kilgour, of
Saginaw, visited at j. w. Kilgour's
over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Barber who have been
visiting VIM. Wurzel Jr., have returned
to their home in Detroit
Mr.. and Mrs Hiram Palmateer ST.,
and Bruce Palmateer and family visit
ed at Chas. Canlan's Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ellison Palmateer and
son Clifford and. Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Wurzel spent Thursday in Port Huron.
The many friends of little Guy Los
sing are pleased to see him out again
after being so very sick with appendi-
citis.
Mrs. Gus Bubble and children who
have been visiting VIM. Wurzel ST.,
have returned to their home in San
dusky.
Mrs. Dolph who has been visiting
relatives in this vicinity for the past
few weeks, has returned to her home
in Fargo.
Mrs. A. Crocker and daughter Lula
have returned to their home south of
Fargo from a visit with Mrs. Chas.
Bush at the 500.
The Fargo sunday school held a
picnic at Black river Tuesday. A
goodly number were present and all
had an enjoyable time.
A reunion of the Palmateer family
was held at LakepOrt, Friday, July 80.
About fOrty-tive were present, the
weather was fine and all enjoyed good
time.
John Il. Knox and Bertha Fisher,
who have been visiting at Ellison
Palmateer's for the past three weeks,
have returned to their homes in War.
saw, New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaiah Clemens and
daughter Iva, of Detroit, who have
been visiting Mrs. Clemens parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Palmateer of FIRE.
mont, have returned to their home.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
The Crime OF Idleness.

Idleness means trouble for any one.
It's the same with a lazy liver 1t
causes constipation, headache, jaundice,
sallOw complexion, pimples and
blotches, loss of appetite, nausea, but
DR.. Kings New Life Pills soon Danish
liver troubles and build up your health.
25c at Pollock d Hennessy's.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

When the products of exhaustion reach the
brain and deaden the nerve centers, as Is the
case with all old people, limiting their ability to
think and act unless they have the power to
oXidiZe the acids that accumulate during sleep
and eliminate them, they had better get bottle
OF Dr. Burnham's San-Jak. 1 an so years old
and have kept bottle OF this medicine in my
house during the past year and take a dose quite
often so | know Ii helps to gtye strength and
activity.
+. o. Kelley, Lansing, Mich.
81 Washtenaw st.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
A Story And A Moral.

Read our next issues feature thor.
oughly. 1t will be entertaining as well
as instructive. 1t is circumstantial
evidence story of merit. This is the
caption under which it will appear
"The Case of jim Dismukes." 1t is to
be brilliantly illustrated by artists of
ability. 1t is told by a well-known
criminal judge before the Calk-Skin
club. 1t will make you think. 1t will
entertain you. Read it-next issue.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
Lapeer. Mich. March 10. 100

Lapeer, Mich, March 10, 1908.
Mrs. T. II. Curtis, X. +. ID. No. 9, Lapeer says:
II wish 10 tell you how much good your San-Jak
has done me. / have had the rheumatism and
liver trouble IL years. Sometimes my feet and
limbs were swollen so l could not wear my shoes
have taken one and one-half bottles OF your
remedy. The bloat has all gone down. The
pain has gradually left and the stiff Joints are
getting more timber. / think three or four
bottles OF your San-,Jak Will cure me completely.
Mere thanks I'm words is "A feeble way of telling
how grateful | feel for the benefits bestowed
upon me by your medicine"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
Washington's Plague Spots

lie in the low, marshy bottoms of the
Potomac, the breeding ground of ma
fever and ague, billlOusness, jaundice,
lassitude. weakness and general debility
and bring suffering or death to thou
sands yearly. But Electric Bitters never
fail to destroy them and cure malaria
troubles. "They are the best all-round
tonic and cure for malaria lever used"
writes II. NJ. James, of Louellen, ). e..
They cure stomach, liver, kidney and
blood troubles and will prevent ty-
phoid. Try them, soc. Guaranteed by
Pollock * Hennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

A new seyen-room house, rooms large,
splendid cellar, sewer connection, bath,
and all modern improvements, A first
class location, no better in the city.
For particulars and price call on or ad-
dress, Geo. q. Burt, Yale. IL
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

Mrs. NJ. l. Brown, mistress OF the Butler
House. Lansing. Men ays:-"One year ago
was in very poor health. sick and weak from
that much dreaded disease, kidney trouble, call.
about one dozen bottles of San.Jak and have nc
symptoms of the old trouble to annoy me.
give this letter for the benefit 1t may be to
Others"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
Decay of the Body in
Old Age is Unnatural

Permanent wastes of the system can
has bottle of this great medicine on
hand. Read and learn how to cure
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

Mich; says =
II bought bottle of San-Jak from T.. A.
Snowman, the druggist of LapeeT. / felt | was
and drowsy, sleepy feeling, which the med
iclne has corrected. / cheerflilly permit the use
OF this letter for the benefit OF Others"
Edgar $. Hough.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
WHAT is NECESSARY TO HAPPINtss7

Many of us will thoughtlessly answer
money, but health is far more neces-
sary. Money will not cure rheumatism,
sprains, cuts, wounds, bruises, burns,
scalds, sores and such troubles, but
Renne's Pain-Killing Oil will. Never
known to fail Try it. Price 25c, SOC
and S1.0O. Pollock n Hennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

One canopy top surrey cost $40, one
rubber tire buggy cost 500, both prac-
tically new. Will sell cheap and give
one years time on approved note
IL A. +. Jackson, Yale.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
st. Johns. Mich. March L. 10

OI, JOHIIs, NICHs. NIdTCII =, INUS.
Mrs. John Fritz says - have been In very
poor health for the past seven yeats and have
since childhood been AFFLICTED with sick head
ache. / have taken bottles OF San-Jak and IL
has done me wonderful good | am now able
to do light work, and gaining In strength. |
wish every lady in Michigan could have a bottle
If she Is weak and ailng for ! believe it Is the
greatest medicine I'm the world from the fact
ssid cS gas not T bs bsPeS hv as & PHYSICIANS
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

l have several houses and lots In
Yale and a number of desirable farms
for sale at prices that are right.
81 j. A. Rapley, Yale.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

SAN-JAK Is sold in Yale by
Mathews q Wight, druggists, who are
reliable and will return the price of one
bottle (Sl.00) IL San-Jak fails to do
good. Made by San-Jak Co, Chicago, Ill.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

We will give 500 to any church
or charitable institution if these
testimonies are not genuine.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

Are you a Rheumatic, with
Backache, Varicocele and Swollen
Limbs?
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

1t is the Only Medicine which En-
ables You to Keep a Perfect Balance
Between the Examinations and Re
newals of the Body.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

Have you Kidney, Liver, Stom
ach or Bladder Trouble?
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

dear Slr;-Your inquiry as to my health. In
reply will say | have taken bottles Of your
SAN IAK aud can cheerfully recommend II as
the best medicine ever found and the only one
that cured me OF Diabetes. l am doing harder
work than ever did and am perfectly we'll
Yours respectfully,
+. b. Holman, The Optloan,
OwOsso. Mich.
ii9 West Exchange st.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06
Take DR.. Burnham'S,
SAN ] AK

IL restores the aged to health and
youth. No remedy equal to San-Jak as
a blood tonic, The tired feeling leaves
you like magic.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

J r. Roe. Al T. Wan ST.. Battle Greek. says:--
II wish TO state that your Sap-Jak cured me OF
Brights Disease after the local doctors said
could not live"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-06

Ninety-nve people out of every hundred can be
relieved OF Stomach Trouble, Backache and
Rheumatism la "A hours by taking SAN-JAK.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1909-07-16
Don't Reprove at Bedtime.

% send children happy to bed
should be one of the mothers most
ordinary tasks. No little one should
dread the bedtime hour, nor fear the
dark, nor be allowed to go to rest
under a sense of disgrace or aliena-
ton from household love. Whatever
he child s daytime naughtiness IN ay
have been, at nightfall be should be
forgiven, and go to rest with the
mothers kiss on his lips and her
tender voice in his ears.
Hardly anything can be worse for
a young child than to be scolded or
punished at bedtime. The mother
does well to be a little blind at times,
remembering that a good deal of
childish culpabiIity is superficial
only and washes off almost as easily
as does the dirt which the evening
bath removes from the skin.
The main thing with children is to
have them we'll started with good
principles. which they will carry
through life. Obediency, truth, un-
-selfishness, purity are essentials, and
these can all be lovingly cultivated.
and will flourish in the right home
atmosphere,
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1909-07-16
NOTICE TRUSTEES FORECLOSURE SALE

Whereas on the 23rd day of September A d.
1908. The Leakesville Lumber Company, cor
poration, through it's authorized officers by vir-
tue of an order of it's Board OF Directors made
acknowledged and delivered to the undersg ned
as Trustee for Hugh McInnis as beneficiary,
a certain deed of trust which is recorded in
Book pages 1874 of the Mortgages of Deeds
of Trust of the Records Of Greene County,
Mississippi on certain lands and timber there
on mentioned therein to secure certain in
debtedneSs mentioned therein and in another
certain Deed of Trust recorded in Book 2,
page 565 of the Land Mortgage Record of
Greene County, Mississippi; and whereas, de-
fault having been made in the payment of said
Indebtedness according to the terms of said
Deed of Trust. l. Jesse Byrd, as trustee there
in named, do hereby advertise said lands and
timber thereon for sale will offer for salel
under the provisions of said Deed of
Trust, the following described landsl
and timber thereon to wit: MS of sw la
and sw IA of ne IA and Ms of Sc IA and Sc IA
of Sc IA, Section %, Township 8 North, Range
8 West Greene County Mississippi for cash to
the highest bidder, within legal hours at the
East front door of the Court House in the town
of Leakesville Greene County. Mississippi on
Monday the End day of August, 1909.
To satisfy said Indebtedness and the costs OF
executing this Deed of Trust.
I7-3O] JESSE BYRD, Trustee
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1909-07-16
The Error of Lumber Tariff.
Bryan S Commoner.

Bryan S Commoner.
There is nothing more necessary
to the welfare of all the people than
lumber, and it ought to be as cheap
as possible To put a tariff on lumber
is like putting tax on salt and the
salt GaX has even been considered a
hardship, and it has always been re-
sorted to by despots, for no one can
escape such a tax.
But lumber is not only a necessity
but it is vanishing product, and a
tariff upon it simply stimulates fur
Their destruction. If there is any one
product that ought to go the free
list, it is lumber. Not only is lumber
one of the necessaries of life-not on
ly do our timber lands need such pro-
lection as can be furnished them by
the free importation of lumber-but
a tax on lumber imposes a heavy
burden upon all the people for the
benefit of very small percentage of
the people, What proportion of the
American people can possibly be ben
Gifted by a tariff GU lumber? The
percentage is exceedingly small. E.
ven in the states where there are
lumber interests, the majority of the
people are buyers of lumber rather
than producers.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1909-07-16
Must Become a Perjurer.

Covington (Tenn.) Record.
A drummer was talking few days
ago in quite Dragging way that he
could buy a drink of whiskey in any
dry town. That prohibition did not
prohibit. A gentleman standing by
said to him, MY friend, you nor no
other man can buy whiskey from a
bootlegger or blindtiger unless the
one who sells you the whiskey is con-
WINGED that you viii swear lie rath
err than tell on him; for no man can
buy from these fellows unless the
man who is openly violating the law
believes you will shield him, and to
do this you must become a perjurer.
The drummer saw the point and qui
city walked away without a further
argument.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1909-07-16
Pup Only Homegrown Product.
Despatch.

Meridian Despatch
The average Mississippi farmer
buys dried and canned fruits-like
wise canned and dried other goods.
He gets up at the alarm of Con-
necticut clock. fastens his Chicago
suspenders to his Detroit Overalls,
washes his face with Cincinnati soap
in Pennsylvania washpan, sits down
to a Grand Rapids table and eats
Indiana hominy fried in st Joseph
lard on a st. Louis stove. Then he
puts a st. Louis bride on a Tennes-
see mule and pIows a farm covered
by an Ohio mortgage. When bedtime
comes he reads a chapter from BIZ
BILE printed in Chicago, says array
err written in Jerusalem, and crawls
under a blanket made in New Jersey
only to be kept awake by Mississ-
ippi pup-which is the only home
raised product in the place.