The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1909-01-12

Irish lover of the Princess. doing il all
without turning hair. On arriving at
Honolulu he finds pau riders, Japan.
csc rickshaws, Hawaiians in brooch
clouts, Spanish cowboys-the book calls
them aqueros-Negretto Papuans and
a few other things on the d rex. He
can also see the men on the ramparts
at Diamond Head and the CLINT of the
sun on the great guns frowning from
Punchbowl
Rollo drops in at CHI nese restaurant
on Beretania avenue and this is what
he finds on the bill of fare:
Periwinkle broth with rice-Green
turtle with alligator pears.
Mullet, broiled in ti-leaf wrappers
Tipsy shrimps in pineapple cham.
payne.
Chicken soup suey-Chili con carne
Rice curry, stewed with dried rab.
bit.
Ham omelet of seagull eggs.
Shark-fin fricassee with pepeiao "a
la Peking).
Young sucking pig, baked in imu
stuffed with Eva oysters and grated
breadfruit.
Sliced yams in cream-Boiled kalo
with salmon sauce.
Sweet potatoes stuffed with alligator
pears, baked IN imu.
Taro gems, with ti-root syrup.
Lobster salad, with Chinese cab.
bage.
Kona coffee, with goats milk.
Kwantung tea-Sugar cane sanga.
rec.
Young goat, baked in imu-Broiled
squid, with poi.
Dried shrimps, with poi.
Raw fish with chopped peppers and
onions, kukui-nut garnish.
Wild peas with chopped seaweed
and peppers.
Dried shark, broiled with roasted
candlenut).
Roasted plantains with hard sauce
Baked bananas with lemon sauce.
Mango pie - Papaya pie = Ohelc
shortcake, Volcano House style
Guava marmalade.
Mango plum pudding. banana sauce
Sliced sour guavas in honey.
Sliced iholena bananas with cream
All of which, Rollo's uncle remarks
is dinner with flavor tropical, ORR
entail and Occidental all at the same
time.
This WASH t so bad. Rollo did all the
things in Honolulu that the guide bool
prescribes, but when he got away from
the guide book his real adventures be
gan. He cut n trail from Hilo-wher,
the book says it rains $3.50 days ever,
year-to the Ka-u flow, his Hawaiian
! guides using machetes for the work
He either chases or is chased by will
cattle on every page when he ism
lodging wild boars. Then he camps il
cave on the edge of the flow ant
waits for things to happen. They hap
pen.
In the night the flow gets around then
and they have to cork the mouth of tn
cave with rocks to keep the nasty Law
out. Finally they tunnel out of thi
cave into another one and here the,
find the remains of Captain Cook-iden
titled by the gold filling in the teeth
and also secure evidence that the grea
circumnavigator started the quarrel tina
proved his last. In addition to thes
bones they turned over those of IA
mehameha the Great, tossed a fey
feather cloaks to one side, wondere,
at the idols sitting around and fnall,
4 lOCditu a All lulS W IL
the utmost nonchalance, while at tn
same time the lava was gradually fill
ing up. their place of r.treat. The.
cooked a steak on the ava and move
on. In the next cave were 5000
900 worth of opium and some Chi
nese smugglers, scarcely worthy of men
tion.
BY hotfooting it over the flowing
lava one of the party got out and tn
Others joined him by boring up throug
the roof. This brought them to tn
edge of "MoReaweoweo, the edge o
which promptly falls in as they watch
carrying their horses along with it.
Beautiful promotion stuff, this.
The writer pauses between cataclysm
long enough to settle the question o
why the Japanese came to Hawaii
"The quakes remind them of their ma
tive land, and they are cure both TO
inconsistencies and ennui. They can sin
to their children, What is home with
out an earthquake. -
Finally Rollo has a real adventure
He meets a few more smugglers an
runs into missionaryhater. The lat
ter stated that compulsory school laws
the enforcement of the marriage law
and the establishment of schools an
colleges would bring about a blood
revolution in the country. That tn
rule of the missionaries had been
grinding despotism, another beautfr
thing to put into the hands of Sunda
school children. That is where til
Rollo books go, principally, by the wa.
The story closes with all Rollo
enemies either in Jail or chucked i
the pit of Kilauea, while his rescue
Irishman marries the Hawaiian PriI
cess.
/ If the rest of the new Rollo seris
is as rank rubbish as this one, the ed