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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21
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Want ads should be left at either the Missouri
store The Drug shop. The M>sourian Office or
Box in Academic Hail.
All want ads cash in advance.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room
for one or two young men near
university and boarding houses. Ap-
ply at 2O5 S. Tenth street.
FOR RENT-ROoms lOr young men.
First class in every way; two single
beds and two lights in each room.
COS S. Fourth ST., three blocks from
campus.
FOR SALE-A splendid toned piano
cheap. Also two heating stoves,
typewriter, extension table and some
other household articles. w E. White,
13 Allen Place. Phone 1910 Green.
FOR RENT-One well furnished room
Will give meals. Apply 6O2 Conley
Avenue
TYPEWRITING neatly done at POI
South Sixth Street. Rates reason,
able See Parker and Burgess.
| ROOMS-Two rooms on first floor,
double doors between; to young men,
$40. 41O S. Ninth.
WANTED-By young man, well fur
| nished room in modern house.
| Price secondary matter Address p
o. Box 233, giving phone number.
| WANTED-Partner to travel South
all winter with Monster Ray Whale
Apply Capt. James Osler, 905 Walnut
/ Street.
| LOST-At or between p. o. and 900
( Lowry, lady's gold watch with Mabel
=. Cook in back of case. Also fob with
/ NJ 1911. Please return to 909 Lowry
and receive reward.
ROOMS-Two splendidly furnished
I &,
modern. 500 Turner.
| WANTED-A student who knows how
| to decorate windows. Only small
amount Of work each week and an eX-
cellent opportunity. Inquire at the
/ Missourian Office.
FOR REET-Three fine front rooms in
| new house convenient to university,
| for One or two persons. POI South
! Sixth. Phone III.
! WANTED-A reliable young man to
oversee a house, in exchange for his
rent free. Someone who will be here
! for the summer preferred. Inquire at
Missourian Office.
| FOR RENT - Rooms, suitable for
| housekeeping. in modern house.
/ Apply in the morning, 10 to -, or
evening. to 6. iii Locust Street.
/ WANTED-A cashier at Coop, young
lady OF II to 30 years preferred. Ap-
| ply at the Coop Immediately.
FOR RENT-3-room house on High
land Avenue, IS; 3 rooms, all mod
ern, rs Wilkes Boulevard. SIS; Groom
house. 602 Wilkes Boulevard, SIG; g.
room house. Cherry Street, $17; s.
room house, mostly modern. 1902
Hinkson Avenue, $50; Broom modern
house, 401 South Fifth Street. 500. J.
i. nrent. rs Wilkes Boulevard.
INGU I, rIIIrSD ~-.o
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

Il food scene on the Missouri. Here"
he explained, you can see the rushing
river tearing away the banks and car
rying destruction in its mighty path
What shall | name this landscape?"'
Just call it a landscape" replied
to the studio.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

A school to teach boys to become
janitors has been opened in New York.
Heretofore the profession has had to
depend upon us for tips.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

Well" remarked the grumbler, 81
suppose the people will not holler
about the fact that the price OF wine
is falling
No" replied the cheerful idiot,
they will merely wine about it."
Now comes the story of the fresh
man who WAS temporarily blinded
when musturd oil was poured down his
back by practical "jokers." Evidently
the fool killer is taking his fall vaca-
ton.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21
WHAT THEY SAY
OF CHS PAPER

Halls vile, No.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

ROOMS-Two rooms on first floor,
double doors between; to young men,
$40. 410 S. Ninth.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room
for one or two young men near
university and boarding houses. Ap-
ply at 205 S. Tenth street.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

TYPEWRITING neatly done at POI
South Sixth Street. Rates reason.
able. See Parker and Burgess.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-10-21

FOR RENT-One well furnished room.
VIII give meals. Apply 602 Conley
Avenue.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15
A MESSAGE FROM MARS.

THE LEGISLATURE of Florida seriously
passed resolution to submit to the of the proposition
amend the Constitution
object of the resolution validity
Amendment to the Federal Constitution being claimed
said amendment legally ratified by hreeourth of the
OF the UnOn of which, the time of adoption of the amend
men not permitted and held be dqua
lied by of their of secession Florida undertaking
the question decided half century by open
of the accepted law of the present day
This country large and sections of
from the years
the full force of fast fleeing penetrate
ecua atmosphere reaching their borders Light
require full the Jacsonvi
with and pencil the distance from the settled
portions the borders that
which Governor Broward pesdes Mississippi
Georgia shine respendeny within with
the clouds of grandfather educational and property qualification
clauses their telescope but Florida the
lion of being of the dark the political armament The
ashigh of President Taft inaugural address been
the
signal her knowledge the
of other sections thought dead and
the will have with the Florida idea
scarcely imagined
reconstruction the borders of emancipation The operation
would ether than the world could supply unless Florida
has secret well whose lmtl supply sufficient hypno
tie all civilization The Florida craftsmanship
raned to make the thickest Negro skull ache
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15
Don't
Pretend
You
Know
By Sophie K. Underwood.

world preense The person
who pee foolish bunder usually kndeared enough
nothing about it. but lets with your
wounded Meanwhile however, the observer has his opinion your
behavior and it a fateing
Some when Buneones celebrated painting being
exhibited in this country three girls talking together when of
them asked tine others Have The Vampre? of
girls who understood the question replied simply NO. but the third
fluffy little raleate who wanted appear upodate
thing d maTty: Il haven't eitherreay haven't been the
ter for weekbut The Vampire the very matinee
go to-"
Well the other girls exchanged expressive gances and let
at that and Miss Fluffy ed compaceny dreaming
"a "show" she had succeeded in making of herself.
To pretend know people whom does not know and pretend
to places where invited the height of sill
nebut lots of do it most of them
to be far above that of thing that would their
Commences and sincerity delightful virtues The old Latin
BILE cutters had trick of filling up flaws their marble with
protect themselves the honest cutters marked their blocks
cerawihout And from this the word sincere
Pretended knowledge just that form of nsncerity which
hurts the character of the peender what good
the world does for what know,
by wisdom only.
Don't pretendis right the children their play
woefuly ridiculous in a grownup.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15
RULING BY WRATH.

ABDUL HANIID the Monarch who ruled Turkey thirty
three and whose rule has been Reign Terror
dposed spend his remaining years
discarded broendown and dgaced of the nation Among
civilized the parallel
Among peoples there conditions equang
those which have made Turkey of horrors but with these
the world familiar and they their lead to
inevitable tribal ruin.
authority
periodically administrators and Independent
influence the lives the people governed which is
expression the national
tribal lead violent revolution will the final
destruction of the nabe conditions and the debase
death the rulers responsible for those conditions
the
the wise and kind.
of black conduct civil
world has partakn of large degree
that
quality (which re described as wrathful authority.
is savagery reflected
Wills who have least touch with the
soenng influences of civilization Who has not heard
yelling with brutal authority his her children
of brutal fear and create the lust for brutal
and of the child and these characteristics
of the The
authority children makes bad children
make
would learn be ruler of the admins
the
of self
them and women with great
and stronger deeper fealy for root
branch of the family tree.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15
THE CLOSING CHAPTER.

THE WHITE SOLDIERS have but few months remain
at Fort Logan and they be doing their the people
Of Denver welcome the their the
the Twenty-ffh Infantry
The murderous assault committed soderprsoner few days
his
equaled by incident among Colored soldiers
The offen which the white soldiers
mid in the city make douby that the Cooed will have
petitions to the War Department
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15

Woman's suffrage is for the first time
live issue, and this fact is really due to
the enthusiastic movement in England.
The militant suffragette has advanced
the cause more in one-half year than the
old-time polite methods have done in so
years.
Abstract principles do not appeal to
the average mind. Women have to feel the
touch of injustice before becoming acting
suffragists.
The ordinary woman is too comfort
able to become interested, aud the business
woman is too busy. But she will soon see
in the field of business the right of the
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15

"When you don't know don't pretend to
know" was the favorite maxim of an elder
ly friend of mine, and she usually followed
it up with Ignorance is no disgrace, but
pretended knowledge is hypocrisy-and hy-
pocrisy is disgraceful." A little over-vig-
orous, perhaps, but true enough in its es-
sence.
Of course when you are very young you
hate to appear ignorant of subject which
seems perfectly familiar to those about you,
but if you are wise you will acknowledge
your Ignorance rather than pretend to be
knowing, for it is the easiest thing in the
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15

performed aorng the acqut of the
obtaining the conviction of guilty either Justice
tanned Too follow the but popular notion that their
outy to prosecute all within their
toward conviction testimony tending
sustaining the defense either
ants counsel or be lost to the The public generally
that he sole representative of the
demand conviction certain kind of conviction
unounded in law True he is the
Vegang the matter ntutng and conducting the
in presenting the testimony the
In
jurors themselves the and that
and important than the of
law criminal case is trial by and before the people, but
practicable for all of the people the local jurisdiction attend and
participate each criminal and the law provides
the careful selection II good impartial who when
contemplation of the law the people themselves
Prosecuting attorney simply the of the
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15
Public
Agents
The Duties of
the ProSeCutinS
Attorney
By JOHN F. GETTING. Editor.

LNERAL years ago had very pleasant meeting with that
eminent Jurs the late Scion S. Calhoon of the supreme
court of Mississippi.
ent OF counsel touched upon and Judge Cahoon re-
marked that when in his earlier days, he prosecuting
attorney that he always considered himself as much the
sci for the defendant for the state This sentiment should
find lodgment In the minds of all public prosecutors
their duty consists iustice II
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15

pie, to bring before the jury for its impair
tal consideration the facts of the case In so doing
he should present all of the relevant facts whether
they indicate guilt innocence, and in his argu-
ment endeavor to draw correct conclusions from the
evidence whether such conclusions favor an acquit-
tai conviction. His position may at times be
a trying one, especially when he is met by re-
sourceful and aggressive defender but he should
member that his is place of duty, and not of
personal display or partsanship, and, that neither
the activity of opposing counsel public applause,
should prompt him to depart from dutys plain path.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1909-05-15

that with 100000 women il
ballot is essential for protection
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
CURED CONSERVATIVES FORM
TUBERCULOSIS ALUMNI Assn

Denver. Colo.-At a meeting of the
state Society for the Prevention and
Cure of tuberculosis recently, Gov
erflor Shafroth. while maintaining
that stringent measures must be ta-
ken for the prevention of the spread
of the disease. announced that the
gates of Colorado We're open to con-
sumptives. who were unable to obtain
relief elsewhere.
The residents of Colorado who came
here suffering from tuberculosis and
who have been cured. will form them
selves into Tuberculosis alumni as
ISOLATION" This association will work
in conjunction with the state Society
for the Prevention of Tuberculosis
and will offer aid and information Of
the white plague to those who came
to Colorado ignorant of how and
where to secure proper quarters ant
medical treatment. or unable to dc
so. The alumni association will IN
clude many of the prominent business
and professional men of Colorado.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
"IIuman Hearts" is Coming.


So strong an impression did HUI
man Hearts" make upon a prominent
clergyman in New York that he wrote
to the gentleman .impersonating
tom Logan" vigorously endorsing
the play and informing him of his in
tention of trotting all the orphans of
local asylum out to see it at his own
expense. And he did it.
You cannot conceive" said Man
ager Nankeville "of the appreciation
of those youngsters at the change or
sermon thus afforded them, unless
you had listened to that gallery the
day they attended. With the gods
| present" he continued, "as often as
have myself enjoyed sitting through
it, 1t was as enjoyable as box of
monkeys sprinkled over with tears.
| Quite often since. have city schools,
whose principals were aware of the
great merit in the play, been given
half holiday, that the youngsters
might enjoy a matinee. And what
out-spoken critics the tots have BEEN
You can't get a favorable criticism oi
a padded eulogy for love of money
from a Juvenile. You must give hin
the goods, or he denounces you broad
cast. and | am really grateful to the
tots of America for their appreciation
OF what all now agree to be one OF th'
best American plays"
Human Hearts" comes to the Ore
gon theatre Sunday, Nov. 2S. Popu
lar prices, 75-50-25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
POSSE USES LASSO TO
CATCH WILD DESPERATE

Rawlins, Wyo-Unable TO check
his flight by scores of pistol shots
fired for the purpose of frightening
him into surrendering. deputy sher-
ifs of this county brought their skill
with the lariat into play and rope1
Maxim Asnasomasor, charged with
robbing Union Pacific box cars of
their contents.
Anasomasor escaped fran an un-
derground passage leading to cave
from his house, which had been sur
rounded by deputies for four days.
He fled bareheaded and bare footed
through the sage brush and over
snow covered prairie for a distance
of five miles undaunted by bullets
whizzing about him.
shoot me, I'll not be taken alive,
shouted the fugitive to his pursuers
But he had not reckoned on the ski
/ of the deputies, all of whom are eX'
COW punchers, and soon a lariat skill
! fully thrown frightened under nj
arms and held him captive.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
ADAMS NEWS AND
PERSONAL NOTES
CspeeIal correspondenee.l )

Adams. ore. Nov. 22.-The teacn-
ers Of the Baptist church OF Adams
Ore, Will give a Thanksgiving sup
per on November 25, in the city hail,
for the benefit Of the church, all are
invited to come and enjoy the big
feast and have a good time. We'll
come to all.
f. Blake visited in the city Of Atm
cna Saturday.
Misses Lola and Guendolne Rogers
OF the Pendleton academy, are the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. L. l.. Rogers
Of Adams, Sunday.
Jasper Marquis visited in Athena.
Sunday.
Mrs. Dr. McFal and daughter
Katlene returned to their home in
Pendleton after visiting for a few
days with Mrs. f. c. Bowling of Ad-
ans
Elmer Hale who has been sick with
pneumonia far the past two weeks
Is able TO be out again and Mrs. Hale
Is improving fast since Miss Collins,
trained nurse of Pendleton came
up and took charge of him. She re-
turned nome SUNDAY.
Mrs. G. NJ. Morrison returned home
Sunday after spending a few days in
Pendleton with Mr.. and Mrs. b. a.
Marquis.
Mr. and Mrs. j. Adams are visiting
friends in Pendleton for few days
| this week.
DR.. Turley of Pilot Rock, is visiting
| in Adams Sunday.
Miss Grace Blake visited in the city
! of Athena Monday.
a. NJ. Coffey visited in Athena Sun
day.
Tom Coffey visited friends in Wes-
ton Sunday.
Charley Wafrus of Pomeroy is the
guest of Z. G. Marquis, the city
druggist of Adams this week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
WILL BUILD ANOTHER
HIGHWAY OF DEATH

Chicago-Local capitalists whose
names are withheld for the present
are reported TO be behind company
t. build a $25O,OOO motor speedway
for Chicago. These men are under
,hc guiding wing Of David Beecroft,
chairman of the technical committee
OF the Chicago Motor club. ten
tative site on the line of the North
western railroad is said to have been
chosen.
The large attendance and great in
terest shown in races held on motor
speedways in Atlanta and 1ndianapo-
lis. despite the chapter of accidents
al the Hoosier capital, are said to
have aroused local automobile en-
thusiasts to the possibility of such an
enterprise here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
YOUR LAME BACK
WILL FEEL FINE
ALL YOUR KIDNEY TROUBLE
WILL SIMPLY VANISH
Out-of- Order Kidneys Are Regulated
and Bladder Misery Ends-A Few
Doses of Papc's Diuretic Will Make
Your Kidneys Act Fine and Cure
All Urinary Trouble.

A real surprise awaits every suf-
ferer from kidney or bladder trouble
who takes several doses of Pape's
Diuretic Misery in the back, sides
or loins, sick headaches, nervousness,
rheumatism pains, heart palpitations,
dizziness, sleeplessness, inflamed or
swollen eyelds. lack of nergy and
all symptoms of out-of-order kidneys
simply vanish.
Uncomfortable urination especial
ly at night, smarting offensive and
discolored water and other bladder
misery ends,
The moment you suspect kidney or
urinary disorder or feel any rheu-
matism. begin taking this harmless
medicine, with the knowledge that
there is no other remedy, at any
price. made anywhere else in the
world, which will effect so thorough
and prompt a cure as a fifty--cent
treatment of Pape's Diuretic, which
any druggist can supply.
It is needless to feel miserable and
worried. because This unusual prep
aration goes at once to the out-of-
order kidneys and urinary system
distributing its cleansing, healing and
strengthening influence directly up
on the organs and glands affected
and completes the cure before YOU
realize 1t.
Your physician, pharmacist, bank
er or any mercantile agency will tel
YOU that Papc, Thompson & Pape
Of Cincinnati, is a large and respon
sible medicine concern, thoroughly
worthy of your confidence.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fifty
cent treatment-any drug store-an,
cent treatment--any drug store-any
where in the world,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
4 Hair, Rreodtb Escane.

Do you know that every time you
have a cough or cold and let it run
on. thinking it will just cure itself
you are inviting pneumonia, consump-
ton or some other pulmonary trou-
bleT Don't risk It. Put your lungs
back in perfect health and stop that
cough with Billiards. Horehound
Syrup Price csc, so and s1.00 per
bottle. A. C. Koeppen &; Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
Kills Her Foe of 20 Years.

1.-THE most merciless enemy l had
for 90 years" declares Mrs. James
Duncan. of Haynesville. Me, was
dyspepsia. I suffered intensely after
eating or drinking and could scarcely
sleep. After many remedies had fail
ed and several doctors gave me up, l
tried Electric Bitters, which cured
me completely. Now l car eat any
thing. / am 10 years old and am
overjoyed to get my health and
strength back again." For indiges-
ton. loss of appetite, kidney trouble
lame back. female complaints, it is un-
eoualed. Only soc at Tallman & Co
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
crou, cured and n ,-hild's Life Saved

at affords me great pleasure 10
add my testimony to'that Of the thou
sands who have been benefited by
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. My
child, Andrew, when only three wears
old was taken with a severe attack
of Group, and thanks to the prompt
use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
his life was saved and today he is
robust and healthy boy" says Mrs. A
Coy, jr., of San Antonio, Texas. This
remedy has been in use for many
years. Thousands of mothers keep
it at hand, and it has never been
known to fail. For sale by all good
dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
Ahnt NNnnld You Dn9

In case of burn or scald what
will cause the parts to heal without
would you do to relieve the pain? ?
such injuries are liable to occur in
any family and everyone should be
prepared for them. Chamberlain
salve applied on soft cloth will re-
lieve the pain almost instantly, and
unless the injury is a very severe one
leaving a scar. For sale by all good
dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
Dies As Result of Injuries.

Cleveland, Nov. 21.-Frank Krug,
president of the Cleveland Iron
Molders' union, died today of bullet
found in his head. He was waylaid
and shot Saturday night. The police
say they know who shot him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-11-23
A Peculiar Wrench

of the foot or ankle may produce a
very serious sprain. A sprain is
more painful than a break. In all
sprains, cuts, burns and scalds Bal
lard's Snow Liniment is the best thing
to use. Relieves the pain instantly,
reduces swelling. is a perfect antisep-
tic and heals rapidly. Price Csc, soc
and s1.00. A. C. ISoeppen & Bros.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-10-01
Non President Notice.

State of Mississippi Grenada County in
Chancery Court. In the matter OF The as
signment Of D.. w Beck:-To Banks Grocery
Company. Memphis. Tennessee. Carruthers
Jones shoe, Company Men phis, Tennessee
Malone and Hyde, Memphis, Tennessee Lax
omprny. Paducah, Kentucky. William
k Moore Dry Goods Company. Memphis.
Tennessee. Lemon and Gale Company,
Memphis, Tennessee. West-Hill Company
NJ. mphis Tennessee. Strubler Computing
Scale Con. pany, Eikhart. Indiana. W. T.
Brown and Company. MtmpbiS. Tennessee,
A. Baldwin and Company. New Orleans,
Louisiana. L. Moses and Company. Louis
vile, Kentucky, Maury-Cole tonipany
Me-, his. Tennessee. Nj. E. Carter& Com-
d :, y,Memphis. Tennessee. Allenburs Il Meis
Ter. Memphis, Tennessee Whitney & Sloo
New Orleans. Louisiana. and all
other persons who have claims against ID.
". Beck Of Tie Plant. Grenada county Miss
issippi defe 1danis.
You are commanded III appear before the
Chancery court Of the county of Grenada. lp
said state. on the 3id, Monday OF October A.
d 1904. TO defend the suit in said court OF w.
3. Barnes, assignee and receiver of ID. w.
wherein You are defendant. and then
and there to present for addition and allow
ance any claim that you may have against
the said D. ". Beck. This iSthe 14th day OF
September A. u. 1900:
Jno. S. King, Chancery Clerk.
II 10. It.. ze