The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1909-10-21
The MAN Who
INTRODUCED PEOPLE
BY HORACE GAYLORD.

strangers, he had a lonely time of it.
One spring morning he was sitting on
bench in Hyde park looking at some
budding plants when a we'll dressed
man sat down on the other end of the
bench. Atherton had failed so often
at scraping an acquaintance with Eng
lishmen that he determined not to
| speak to the man, who sat idly TOP
ping his boot with his cane. But good
! fellowship or the natural animal trait
of segregation or whatever it might be
called was too strong in him, and he at
last remarked:
"Fine morning, sir.'
every; just the morning for the
! flowers" replied the stranger genially.
81 have a garden at home across the
big pond. l wonder whether my man
is giving it the proper attention"
"Our tastes agree. Pm devoted to
my garden"
Gail Englishmen love gardens. They
all love England. And what is Eng
land but one big garden?"
'Thats what makes America look
unfinished to us here. We're used to
seeing every bit of ground made beau
tiful"
'Have you been in America, sir?"
"Never, but 1 have met several Eng
lishmen who have, and I once knew
an American quite well. Introduced
him to a life entirely new to him.
Indeed! He doubtless found you
more obliging than have found your
countrymen. I've now been in Eng
land a month and have found no one
I inclined to know me, much less intro
duce me-
"Have you been presented at court"
81 have not"
''Then I am sorry to say I can do
nothing for you"
"You Englishmen are welded to
your presidents"
"Why should we not be? Our con-
stitution is made up of them. For
merly there was the all powerful king
and a subservient people. A man in
my position then could introduce the
lowest subject into a life entirely
strange to him simply at a word from
the king. Today the king has only to
perform his part of form. The man
is presented at court and may then be
at once launched into a social circle
from which the sovereign has no pow
er to recall him.
"But what entities him to be pre-
sented?"
ooh, there are various things. He
must be known-in fact, well known
that is, if I have anything to do with
his case. He must have done some
thing to warrant my taking him up"
docs wealth have anything to do
with ones securing your good Offices"
Nothing whatever. I make no in
quiries as to the size Of ones pocket
book. But there is a feeling among
Englishmen that rich people are less
liable to be turned over to me to be
introduced than those who are poor"
"How would you advise me to pro-
coed in order to be presented at court
and then turned over to you to be in
troduced into society,"
"You must become notable for some
thing. But I must bid you good morn
ing, sir. 1 have an engagement to
make an Introduction within couple
of hours. I must leave you"
'Hope I may meet you again." said
Atherton.
The man raised his hat politely as
he walked away, but made no further
reply.
THAT'S an Englishman all over"
muttered Anterior. Hell take no
responsibility in vouching for a stran-
ger. All must go through the proper
form"
At that moment who should come
sailing down the way but Tredegar,
an American resident of London whom
Atherton had known years agone.
"Hello, Athertonw said Tredegar
after looking at the departing stran-
ger with apparent interest. "You over
here?'
Eyes, I've been here some time. Note
that man who has just left me. I
wish to ask you about him. He says
that a stranger here, after having been
presented at court, is turned over to
him for introduction into society"
ooh, he did, did he? To what kind
of society did he say he introduced
people?'
"The highest circles"
"What else did he sayw
Gle said, for one thing, that to be
presented at court one must be nOta-
ble-at least he never takes up any but
notable people. He says one doesn't
need to be wealthy to secure his good
| Offices
'He told you all this, did he? Now,
hear what have to say about him.
To secure his attention you would
have to be presented at court, but it
would be the criminal court, and to do
this you would need to become notable
by committing a murder. The higher
circles to which he would introduce
you would be the angels. You would
more likely fall into his hand being
poor than rich, for the expenses Of
defense are large. and the poor can't
afford them True enough. the sover-
eign who once condemned a subject to
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