New-York tribune., 1909-11-22

Why Is a.. asks a writer In "FlisScudc
Blstter. that when a man discovers that
he is genius he allows his hair TO grow
long. and that when woman becomes
similarly conscious she has her hair cut
Snort"
The Adirondack guide was in the CITY
What are ou doing here when the sea-
sen is on" his friends asked
only safe place. he answered. No
nlstakinS me for deer while m Loaf
ing in town Buffalo Express.
To offset the experience OF Federal Judge
Landis. who refused to issue papers OF
naturalization 10 Heinrich WerIe. in Chi
cago. because the applicant. despite his
thirteen years residence IN the United
States did not know what the word Con-
Gress stood FOR and had never heard Of a
Senator, a teacher in a New York public
school said: That viii never happen 10
any OF the immigrant children who have
come under my observation. A boy "
fourteen who has been In this country
about sixteen months aRd could speak only
Russian when he can't here. wrote the
best composition in his class on the sub
iect Of Elections a few weeks ago. and
girl OF thirteen. also I'm our school and also
Of Russian parents. knows more than any
of her classmates about civil government.
These are not exceptional cases. but the
fathers of these bright pupils may bs no
wiser than Werie.'
Polly Pinktights-v What sort OF voice has
Fanny F0otlghts-Bum, You can almost
see through the crack IN it.-Philadelphia
Record.
AprcDos OF Nicaragua. nov very much 20
the fore a physician on the stan Of the
French Hospital in New York tells this
story. lie operated on General Estrada.
now the insurgent chief about ten years
ago. President Zclaya paid the bill of
81. 500 for the operation, and sent his
thanks TO the physician for restoring
Estrada To health. Now the latter is using
every effort 20 depose his benefactor from
the Presidency You never can tell who's
who or when down there remarked the
physician. reheCtively.
DO YOU believe that a word to the wise
Is sufficient
In . Prohibition district a Jerk of the
thUmb Is considered sufficient. Houston
Post
In New York PIES ~ all sizes and descrip-
ti0ns are turned out in the largest pie baking
abIishments in the country at the rate OF
thirty thousand night Ordinarily this
would require the services of a hundred
bakers. but with the introduction OF the
most modern machinery the work now
requires only a fraction OF that number
The trimming OF this vast army OF pies is
now done automatically by MACHINERY. the
attendants feeding the machine with pies
al one end and taking them cat trimmed
at the other The baking is done In rotary
ovens, operated by a single man
That's q bright clerk" remarked the
hoorWalkeT in the book department
Right ON the job. ehr" asked the pro
pTietor.
II should saw So. tie heard that the class
from the girls college was coming in here
10 buy novels TO-DAY. So No has ARA nae,I
tie volumes all upside down SO their Iasr
chapters viii be hFst- Chicago News
Kohler. Cieveland's famous golden rule
police chief. has set out on a new crusade
and for once he has al the Cleveland
papers on his side. He has declared war
on gun toters." and as The Plain Deal
err SAYS, even the Golden Rule apparently
recognizes the danger OF permitting armed
men TO roam at large. and suspends lis
mercy in The interest OF Justice
a man ought To be n good mechanic
IN order 10 get satisfactory results from
an automobile "
Yes" answered Mr ChuCrins ..bur -
sun better 70 be good fina meier. Wash
inEtOu Star