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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22
I WINKLES
POOR BILL!

POOR BILL!
We 'uz driftin' round the arctic. in a
aimless sort O way.
There weren't no balmy zephyrs, and
we weren't in neglijay.
Our nourishment was polar air; we
hadn't had a breath
OF food except a crippled seal, that
Willyum run to death.
But one fine day the captain gets to
squintin' at the sky,
And says he feared most deeply
that Christmas has got by.
Whereat poor Bill gets woolly, and is
mind goes off its rut,
And he gets to talkin' loose talk; in
plain English, Bills nut.
He does a reel and hornpipe: waves
is arms, and starts a squawk,
And there weren't no strained tinpan-
ums, gettin' next to Willyum's talk.
I'm a 2S-pound turkey" shrieks poor
Bill and pulls two yells.
I'm a bowl O. Floatin't Island, I'm
some jelly fore she jells,
I'm a pile O. sweet potatoes, what S
been boiled and then been fried;
You can hear my edges crackin; I got
sugar on the side.
I'm the stuffin' in the turkey, I'm the
oysters in the stew,
I'm some creamed Bermuda onions:
don't you wish that you was too?
I'm the mince pie, I'm the punkin, I'm
two foot from rim to rim,
I'm a bowl of richest gravy; come on
in and take a swim.
I'm the claret. I'm the seegars-''
Here the captain lost control
OF his feelings, and l helped him.
Willyum sleeps beside the pole.
w. r. HEUSTIS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22
NO CLUE FOUND YET

Leonidas Disher of Lewisberg, O.,
was in the city today on business.
Mr.. Disher stated that there was no
clue as to the identity of the yeggmen
who We're frightened away in their
attempts to loot the postoffice in Lew
isberg early Monday morning. The
safe was cracked, but no money was
secured. 1t is believed by Mr. Dish
err to have been the work of Lewis.
berg talent.
1t is stated on good authority that
Mr.. Disher will be the next postmas
ter of Lewisberg. The present post
master is George Grushon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22
Frisga.

Frigga, from whom Friday is deriv-
ed. was either a god or a goddess, ac-
cording to time and country. AS a
man he was great hunter and war
rior, always represented with a drawn
sword in one hand and a bow in the
other In the Scandinavian countries
Frigga was called the Venus of the
North" and the sixth day Of the week
was consecrated to her worship.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22
A IMMATURE THIEF

The police are still looking for the
diminutive thief who broke into
Hornaday's hardware store Sunday
at about $40. Access to the building
was gained by breaking small hole
in the glass door in the rear of the
store. The hole through which the
thief crawled to get the weapons was
Il by II inches.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22
She Scored.

She Scored.
Hubby-The old saying is true, "1t is
only fools who get married.
Wife-That's how Providence takes
care of them.
Hubby-How?
Wife-By giving them wives to look
after them.-Illustrated Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22

COLDS CAUSE HEADACHE.
LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine, the
world wide Cold and Grip remedy, re-
moves cause. Call for full name. Look
for signature E. w. GROVE. Csc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-22

Wild goats have so multiplide in Ha-
wall that they are now killed as pests.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-11-05
Birdseye view Of Bemidji by
Crippens& Reese on p0stais, IOc..
C0rmOntOn & Hanson.

| sl ~ =
]. G. Sims, the popular. commercial
traveller, went to Tenstrike last
evening on a business mission.
Misses Alma Erickson and Hilda
Salstadin were in the city yesterday
afternoon and last evening from
Cass Lake.
Lutefsk, anchovies, smoked sar-
dimes, pultost, primost, limburger,
brick and cream cheese, fadbrod,
knackerbrod, and other Scandinav-
ian delikatessen at Peterson's.
Gus Fogelberg, the Shotley farmer.
returned to his home last evening,
via Kelliher, having spent yesterday
in the city on business. Mr.. Fogelberg
was greatly pleased with his visit
in the county seat.
James Meehan, the veteran logger
who made logging in the vicinity of
Thief River Falls and the Red Lake
country generally famous, was
registered as guest at the Hotel
Markham last night.
J. H. Dawson of Brainerd, civil
engineer for the M. & I. Railway
company, went to Mizpah last even
ing to run lines for spur which will
be built at that ace7for the use Of
the Crookston Lumber company in
its logging operations there this
! winter.
Ladies, why break your back mix.
ing bread? Get a Universal bread
mixer at Palmer's Hardware.
Ben Anderson, who owns a saw.
mill two miles south of Shotley post
office, spent yesterday in Bemid il
on business. Mr.. Anderson stated
that he had quantity of lumber
sawed, but there is small demand
for the product in the Shotley dis.
trict, at present. ~..
Olof Anderson, one of the home.
steaders in the fertile Shotley
country, made final proof, before
Clerk of Court .-Rhoda, yesterday,
on his claim, the description of
| which is the NV ID Sec. IS, 1881,
being in the Town of Shotley, not
far removed from Shotley postohice.
The Ladies of the G.. A. R. will
serve an old-fashioned New England
supper, at Odd Fellow Hall, Satur-
day, Nov. 6, beginning at $50 and
concluding at 9. Aprons and other
useful articles will be sold. Pro-
ceeds to be devoted towards pur-
chase of a C. A. R. monument, for
Greenwood cemetery u. it,.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-11-05
Buy a Universal bread mixer .

~
Buy Universal bread mixer Of
A. B. Palmer.
Emil EIlandson came to the city
last evening from his home at Cass
Lake and was a guest at the Mark
ham during the night.
w. M. Morey Of Turtle River was
among the north-country folks who
spent yesterday in Bemidji and
returned to their homes last even.
ing.
IT,. Welsh, general manager for
the Welsh Timber company, came
to the city last evening from his
home at Walker and spent the night
and today here consulting with
local people who are interested in
his firm.
Many-Use", Oil polishes cut-glass,
g
showcases, mirrors. or. bottle, 1Oc.
James Reid Of Funkley, one of the
managers for the St. Croix Cedar
and Pine company, came to- the
city this morning from his home at
Funkley and spent the day here, on
business for his firm. He will return
home this evening. IS.
George Coppersmith of Brainerd,
passenger conductor on the M. & I.
Railway, has resumed his Brainerd-.
Kelliher run" again, after having
taken.a lay-of of two weeks. Mr..
Coppersmith took his son Svere to
the hospital at Rochester, where the
boy was treated by the physicians
under the direction of the Drs.
Mayo. - -. -
"Many-Use" Oil prevents tarnish
on brass and white beds. 2 OF.
bottle 1Oc.
Guy Aubol, deputy internal reve-
nue. collector for this district, yes
terday afternoon finished the work
here Of listing corporations. He
visited the two local cigar factories
this forenoon and left this afternoon.
for Bagley, where he will list the
different corporations doing business
in Clearwater county.
+ Archdeacon Parshall of Cass
Lake passed through the city last
evening, going to Blackjack from a
visit at Walker and Onigum (the
Leech Lake Indian agency, where
he spent yesterday. Rev. Parshall
left for. Northome this morning,
where he spent today, and he will
come back to Bemidji on the south
bound passenger train. ~.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-11-05

Go to A. B. Palmer's for a bread
mixer.
"A. C. Ross, the logger, came to
the city this morning from Kelliher
on business mission. S.
c. w. Jewett, the automobile
agent, came to the city this morn
ing from Blackjack and spent the
day here on business.
J. F. Landeen of Eagle Bend came
to the city last evening and spent
the night here on business. He re-
turned home this morning.
Fresh oysters, butter, cream,
cheese, eggs, at Peterson's.
D. E. Walker, chief engineer at
the state sanitarium near Walker,
came to the city this morning and
spent few hours here, returning to
Walker this morning. i
E. ]. Swedback, who has been in
the city for a week past looking
after his various interests in this
vicinity, departed this morning for
his home in Minneapolis.
A regular meeting of the Eastern
Star will be held at the Masonic hall
this evening. AS there will be i'm
portant business to transact, every
member is urged to be present.
Mrs. M. E. Knappen came down
this morning from her hsme at Ten
strike and spent the day here. She
will attend the Episcopal social,
which will be given in the armory
this evening. !.
Theodore Gullickson, local agent
for the Hamm Brewing company,
went to Tenstrike last evening on
a business trip for his company.
Theodore reports business as being
good these days.
H. E. Stevens, lineman for the
M. & I. Railway company, went to
Hackensack this morning to make
some repairs on the telegraph instru-
ment in the M. & I. depot at that
place, which has been "bucking" of
late.
The Children's Guild of the
Episcopal church will meet with
Mrs. R. Gilmore, 905 Lake Boulevard
on Saturday afternoon at 2:3O
o'clock. All the members should
attend as there is a treat in store
for them. -.
Richard Evans, contractor and
railroad builder, came to the city
this morning from his home at Min
neapolis. He spent several hours in
the city and went to Cass Lake on
business. He will probably grade
considerable of the 500 right-of-way.
Jens Johnson and son Harry of
this city departed this morning for
Hawley, Mimi, Mr.. Johnson having
received word that his father, John
Halvorson, was seriously ill. Mr..
Halvorson iss82 years of age, and it
is likely that he will not survive his
present illness.
The Ladies of the G.. A. R. will
serve an old.fashioned New England
supper, at Odd Fellow Hall, Satur-
day, Nov. 6, beginning at $50 and
concluding st 9. Aprons and other
useful articles, will be sold. Pro-
ceeds to be devoted towards pur-
chase of a G.. "A. R. monument for
Greenwood cemetery.
A. Kaiser, cashier of the First
National Bank of Bagley, came to
the city this morning from his
home and spent the day in Bemidji,
looking after some business matters
and incidentally renewing acquuaint-
ance with his many friends here.
Everything lively over at Bagley,"
says Mr.. Kaiser. Crops were fine,
and dairymen of our county report
business in their line as being the
very BEST"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-11-05
pILEscURED IN 6 ToI4 DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure
any. case OF Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Pro-
truding Piles in to II days or money re-
funded. SOC. ~a>:t -: :
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11
WO0DRUFF'S
AMM - ..
V#W RN - u
IN II ........ .!Gf
~ u ~ .4i. S.
I. !. NOMINATE
WVH WWN WVM III IA III WVU
Especial Correspondence

Especial COrrespOndenceJ
WASHINGTON, D. c., April 29:-The nomination If Geo.
W. Woodruff as United States District judge for Hawaii
causes considerable surprise.
Mr. Woodruff is classified Pennsylvania but t. is
known that the Pennsylvania Senators Representatives
Congress have not urged his selection They acquesce it
however and there will be opposition to the confirmation
of the nomination from this source 1t believed that the
fuences which secured Mr. Woodrus nomination were the
endorsements of former Secretary Garfield Forester PnchO
and possibly Governor Frear &tt4t&
Mr. Woodruff member of what designated the
tennis cabinet of President Roosevelt He classmate
of Clifford Pncho and after graduation became law clerk
in Service being subsequently transferred to the
Department of Justice and assigned Assistant Attorney
General for the Interior Department under the
of Secretary Garfield When the administration changed and
Secretary Banger took charge of the Interior Department
Mr. Woodruff left the service. y F'
Mr. Woodruff regarded able lawyer and has the
record of being very energetic administrative official In
addition to his qualifications lawyer he noted athlete
He played football at Yale and rOwed with 5the university
Outside of general protest FROM Hawaii against
the appointment of outsiders federal positions the Terri
tory is expected there will be opposition to Mr. Wood
mfS confirmation. tI
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11

profits of the transaction nearly all distributed among the
poor 1t but very small part the net profits which,
concentrated in few hands, contribute to the spectacular
American wOrngman and farmer get the profits and
must bear most of the burden because they only able
bear il.
The duty on sugar is justified by argument which the
great majority of Democratic free traders cOncede
be sound 1t is infant industry which has demonstrated
that within reasonable time under present protection it will
produce all the sugar required for domestic consumption and
surplus addition that thereafter the domestic price
will be regulated by domestic competition if the surplus
large by the worlds markets When the Dngley act
passed production OF sugar almost negligible Last
and the result of that act 100000 tons
sumed the domestic product S5000 than
half Some of this domestic production the result of
aton but the production within old territorial limits is
increasing by leaps bounds and when
have annexed territory and especially without asking the
sent ofs inhabitants they surely mcuh entitled to pro
tecto the rest of In part of this territory annexed
otherwise be produced and delivered
for ~ cents pound which about the average price
of foreign sugar ports before duty paid To put
the free list would be destroy the
nestle investments in this industry and deprive hundreds of
thousands of our people Of the of livelihood.
is the destiny of this income be gradually reduced year
domestic production increases it's place being sup
piled by duties other commodities to the increasing
demand of increasing population To abandon this
abruptly and replace from taxes which the
safety requires to be kept in for would
reckless to the point of lunacy.-S F. Chronicle
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11
The CASE FOR SUGAR

seadfasy maintaining the present duty on
sugar are more convincing those which be for
DUTY on product The which
that the duty suStalns trust
which exceedingly arbitrary and oppressive and believed
habua cOrruper of public servants That is merely
appeal popular prejudice and to the extent that it
diScreit sincerity of those who It, In the
arrangement national fiscal system the real statesman
He makes his laws for the
promotion general welfare And it is that ground
defended Doubtless the sugar trust
but if do not desire it to
means, otherwise than putting sugar the
list suppressng it, And if desire to suppress 1t
confess the failure of popular
government What the Eastern magnates really want
sugar the list in aid of their large Cuban invest
and other foreign investments which they could make
about of cent refined Suga"
That would put end to the domestic beet industry
which the trust could afford with the loss it would
its large investments in that industry That is the
position of the Eastern The western branch OF
the deeply concerned i'll beet With the
derental of refined sugar
control the American market within that limit
dividends But where the trust makes
dimes dollars distributed among large and
widening number of Woodworking American citizens
folly nue many innocent persons for The sake
of furnishing trust which abolish in other ways If
wish
Certainly the entire removal of the duty sugar would
cheaper that commodity American the
time would the removal of the duties other
commodities, and would transfer to importers and foreign
carriers great which enjoyed by Amer
And in reply to the continuous demagOgc appeals the cop
preston OF the p0or man. be said for all that
there is KNOWN under heaven and where
by American wOTlngmen continue to receive present
American by using part of those wages to
pay the cost of the system by which they profit The net
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11
PRIMO
BEER
FOR GALE.

Solar Water Heaters, 80 to 100 gal
Ions, Galv. Iron Tanks any size and
weight, Shee Metal Work of all kinds
made to order on short notice, Water
Pipe and Fittings IA to 2 in. in size,
Plumbing and Pipe Fitting.
Job work given prompt attention.
EMMELUTH & CO., LTD.
Phone 211. las King St
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11

vicinity OF cocktail ne Cnd
dance described in the Advertiser as "od Hawaiian
dance bv corps Hawaiian girls who measured the steps
the accompaniment of gOurdbeatng" After all there Is
much Smuggling matches have been kept up many
years places under the of boxing contests
booze finds it's deadly way into many boudolr under the
of hOrseracng why should we not have
huas termed measuring steps to gourd-beatng!"
altogether false impression is created by the constant
reeraOn by Japanese agatOrs that their higher wage
movement is against schedule of $1S per month
There getting far than this
During the prosharng contract SYSTEM has
spread greatly with that the industrious Jap
anese are able income. The $1S month is
Laborer who worth than this can quickly
get it, should get they strike for it.
Already the reorganzed garbage service of the municipal
iy has made good record in the way of making OF Homo
lulu clean town reduction of monthly deficiency
of 5000 $500 the vanishing point means that more Peo
pe are having their refuse cared away the dump and
ing the service there for still effective
work in this residence streets Uttered with
rubbish thrown out from which better things should
he expected examples made under the law of last SEES
against throwing anything injurious to rahc upon the
public highways would have widespread effect
be brought about without legal comphcatoh
the appointment the Mayor of the Territorial prison warden
as TAILOR Honolulu Jail would be good act The demands
of public the TERRITORY to the NUM-
cpaty by the late Legislature much in excess or the rev
the matter of mas
been permitted the Board of Supervisors as the Legislature
has forced the payment of large amount of salary IN
and with positions transferred without sal
aries therefore being fixed the presumption that they Will
carry at much pay the Territory gave especially
as the duties them increased ANY saving suc1
as that proposed with regard to the jail should be made If
possible as unfortunate if the allowance for roads
had to be cmtaled.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11

Fine Job PRINTING. Star omeO.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-05-11
e gmR GUIDE "

The only correct, complete and con-
venient Shipping Paper for the Hn.
waiian Islands.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02
Kinds 60 Miss

Editorial Comment: We are glad
TO get this letter. because &c wish
our readers 10 write Us about their
methods 81 doing work. and. also.
because Il calls attention TO the No
cessity Of thoroughly preparing The
oat land There Is one point. how
ever. az which We believe an error
Is made. and this Is IN defovring all
th" narrowing FOR "nfteen To t~,eaty
days" or until iust before seeding
Experiments have sho@n conclusive
IL that harrow ing soon after plowiug
and occasionally UP IN t"~dinE time
will increase tho yield OF fail-aowu
crops enough more than whcu me-
harrowluE ~ done unfil just bctorr
s""ding, 20 pay . handRomo prodt or
the work There are tao reasons
FOR thla First. tho cioda break up
easier and better Immediately after
blowing. and. second. tho moisture TIA
the ground Is conserved better. which
ia = very important matter In fall
seeding owing TO tho fact that our
falls are usually very dry
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02

Messrr. Editors. The question va
asked in late issue. How A."
you going 70 pow your oats
At Elton Plantation We mean to
put IN 20 acres We hay" already
take N a crop % oats and then IN"
~ peas from this land this gear. W
are nos ready 10 begin breaking
We use tvo double-disk breaking
plowa With four mules and one man
to each pillow. breaking the land from
6 10 inches deep. A. we do not
Want 10 SOW until the land has lain
from Is 10 20 days. 40 DO no further
work on the land until we get ready
10 SOW. Then We all put on -
foot drag with four mules attached
Drag must weigh from FIVE TO six
hundred pounds. owing TO condition
81 land This means vlth driver on
drag. We will follow right in after
drag with double steel harrow wi'h
four mules attached and driver on
harrow. all going tho same ~ay the
ground was broken when Geld Is
gone over. v" wlil cross IL In SAM"
say Where land has been in peas
We all have a good acod bed n
not. ve wgil continue the same opcv-
alton until Ne have perfect seod
bed. az there la nothing In planting
anything In cloda Then 40 all fol
low up Just ~ fast as aeii is ready
With I0-dl~k Superior soed"r. fcrtii-
bushels With from loo 10 100 pounds
~ commercial fevtiliaor vcr Acr"
This must all be dorc ~ The drst %
November
We had about the same In oats
Last year Tn" fret 81 December wc
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02
NEW YORK PRODUCE

Potatoes have been tn free receipt
this week. but tho demand has been
good. Desirable white potatoes are
worth 3?u?25 per bbl. with other
stock quoted from si.40uis5.
Their. In difference o" .Sss4or n
bbi whether the potatoes are long
or round. the preference being for
the latter. Sweets. Nd and Va. per
Dbl. &i.25 q . onions. sOG-5c
for yellow Southern. white. per
basket. Coo. u 81. red. per bag. 9sc
g&l.25. Green string beans. per
basket. ia SOC Spinach per bbl..
20 a 15c. Squash. Hubbard. per
Dbl. T5c. dti. Yellow Crookneck.
30 "a TIC. Cabbage. Flat Dutch. per
100. $500 $50 Corn 25c. Qsl
per hundred ears. Eggplant. per
Dbl. Goa T5c. Lettuce per Dbl
25c q 81. cauilnower. large. per
Dbl. .2d2.75. Lima beans. per bias.
kct. 75c. G3i25. Okra. per basket.
81 a i.bo. Turnips. per Dbl. white.
$50 az .25. Tomatoes plentiful. 30
~ Soc. per box for good Watercrean.
per Dbl. ~ G i.b0. Radishes. per
100 lunches. SiQi.50. Peppers.
green. soc. as for large size Peas.
Va. ~ q LIE per basket.
Butter steady. with creamery spe-
Gals. 3Oh a ale. Imitation cream
cry. - a. 25c. Western factory. firsts.
20 n 20 &c. and seconds. lc less.
Eggs are worth 26h I27L for
Western hrsts Lower grades down
to 20 GALE.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02
All saliow. Elosted. or Poorly D~vci-
ope-i Children should be- Treated

what il now kno~n as hook worm
disease ass formerly thought 20 De
Que 10 poor food ana bad hfZ1"o".
moderately infected person sill Fao@
unmfN'aka6le signs easily recognif"d
by any on" who has previously Eeer
case. have seen cases a. the
depot Ia Raleigh. whil" waiting TO-
a train. children coming Ia from 9th
or places q. course. made 10 Ell
animation. but from appearance !
could hardly have been mistaken
But this polnt Is valuable. for then
every ni-o~ner should b awake
20 any diTf-eatiux. asllow. bloated
and poorly -dcvelopei children among
his tenants. and have them treated.
10 will bc amply repaid in The IL.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02
BtNi-HfD TN HDDk WORM
Dish l-T
lContlnued from Page Ia

n such csses o~r1r IL ta.s locality.
there are othors IL aearly all sec' loas
% the South. and results derived
from the eradication u this one dis
ease would be lncalcglable
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02

GRAIN. FEED 6TUFfS. ETC.
ODHH IN sAcEs-rsr Bnsnei - No. " lite,
~ W sic: No miIsd - ~ ga. No. yellow
~ 70 sr
BkAa-Psr cws.-U.1
OATH-rsy Fashsi No. = hite se 10 O.: No
{. miIsd, ~ 10 A..
HAY-ru Ion. In Baiss-So. J. IiToo
No. H. is % choice. oisnO
Cokh AkAL, Dbl 80 tos,o
YLOUk. hard whsAi, Kansas pAtsns-es o.
" q %
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1909-10-02

you nave nothing sell
any one whose
free in Europ