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The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28
COLLEGE SCHEDULES.
Denver University

ITVIINtT 7 HINtENITN.
Onlober ID. L. VS.. Manual High
and Longmont High, doubleheader
October Wyoming at Denver.
October Washburn at Denver.
October .3- South Dakota at Den
yer.
October 30-Aggies at Denver.
November 6-Mines at Denver.
November 13-Haskell at Denver.
No.ember Nebraska at DEN
yer
November Colorado College at
Denver.
VACATION TRIP.
December i-Washburn State at
Spokane.
December Montana Mines at
Butte.
The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28

His long experience, you would think,
would teach him nevermore
To take chance; but he is stung for
thirty-seven more.
> ~ { He. With The Kicks Boots. -
Tug Lawrence was a short-stop on
this same bone-head team.
He played in nearly every game
his fielding was a dream.
Two chances were offered him to
grab his lousy tin;
But he turned them down, and now
it's twenty-three for him.
ITO the Football Coach
We had one lucky member upon our
staff this year;
For when the snow begins to fall he
shows no fear;
And if he loses forty, perhaps it will
be hard;
But Well dedicate these lines to our
old friend Bernard.
(The Iron Cap and the Leather
Apron
Pep Dow was sure fielder, and he
played the position grand;
For many a cheering hand he got
from the old grand stand.
His kindly nature and smiling face
would cheer you to the core;
But, when he left his thirtyfive, cen
he did feel some sore.
Ito the Bug1
Among the ones who Jared the worst
is Lyle. Jones. Pratt:
For he has no account of his-not
even a broken bat.
But the Gunnison tunnel is now all
the rage,
And we are all waiting for e. Thur
man Paige.
The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28
school of Mines,

Tic schedule of the Colorado
School of Mines is very incomplete
THANKSGIVING day they play Boulder,
and october l6 they play Colorado
College. Games are being arranged
with several outside school including
their annual game with ST. Vincent's s
college i'm California and the Univers-
ity OF Utah contest owing to the
split over faculty control and the one
year rule difficulty has been encoun-
tered in arranging state games.
The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28

G. p Rudd today transferred to
Elmer f. Mohler. "A acres for $1,000.
Andrew J. Herman today trans
ferred to Jesse Hall ten acres of land
for $4,000.
New house ON Teller avenue not
quite completed at "A bargain. Easy
terms. Jaynes. $50 Main-st
gan place $500 on gilt-edge sub
stantial chattle security at Y per
cent. See Jaynes, $50 Main-st
The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28

17laacres. y mile from Chiffon;
set with apples A bargain. Jdynes,
$50 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28

4-room bungalow: new, cheap
Jaynes. $50 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-09-28
Deer Hunters.

VIII find the largest supply of guns
and ammunition in western Colorado
at l.. Schmidt ~ Sons. Hardware.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
NORTHAMPTON NEWS.


Miss Clara Rims hart is III OF meas
les ut this writing.
Miss Ruble Lenard. OF Middleton
was calling on friends here Monday.
Miss Alzada Rinelart Is Ill Of the
measles now.
Mrs. Dlackley Martin is m at this
writing.
Miss Sadie Wells, OF Hutchinson
was calling on friends Sunday.
Mr.. A. A. RiRehart Is III OF measles
at this writing.
Miss Mckinney, Of Falrmont. was
in town Monday. /.
Mrs. Richard Parrish Is III Of pn+ il.
monia fever at this writing.
There vii be preaching in the Chris
tion church here Sunday ut 800
o'clock by Rev. Grisso, Of TaIrmont
Everybody Is inyltel to come and hear
him. ~"
Miss Try Snyder Is at FaIrmont
spending a few days with her sister.
JOSHUA.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
LINCOLN UNDERSTOOD WOMEN
Amusing Comments Are Found on Ap'
pIieatlons for Military
h43g Promotion.

The hunlnr that was eTesyescent in
Lincoln's nature. the keen eye lie h:t!
for the bright side OF the lly's work
Is in evidence In all the scr,upy pa.
per pas!.n. daily from lin to MS
executive associates. and sometimes
he jotted down the humorous whim OF
the moment for no other purpose, ap'
parently. than for the Joy OF letting
1t out. says George T. Lennon In the
Marcn Dellneator. Years after the
war General Frye looking over some
old applications for promotion in tie
army, found them copiously annotat.
ed by the President. and gave to the
world this characteristic comment:
On this day Mrs. - called on
me. She is the wife OF Major -
OF the regular army. She wants her
husband made Il brigadier.general. She
Is saucy little woman, and | think
she will torment me until | do 1t.
a. j..
He was not easily deceived. Some
women, like some men, thought they
could outwit aim. but they were usual.
ly as much self-lecelvel as was one
OF the most alroit female lobbyists
ut the capital, who, when she made
her ilrst approach to the President.
came with a face Of the brightest car.
nation deity spread, and, with the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
CATAWBA ITEMS.

Miss Sadie Swisler has returned
from GAINESVILLE, Ohio, where she has
been the guest Of her sister. Mrs.
Charles Barber.
Miss Francis Radcliffe attended the
opera ut Fairmont Saturday afternoon.
She spent Sunday with Miss Lizzie
JollIffe at Murray.
Charles Radcliffe. Of Murray. was
ealing on Miss Sadie Swisher.
George Cox and Tom Haun were
recent visitors ut our school.
Miss Ethel Trader left Friday for
Clarksburg.
Miss Frances Radcliffe attended the
matinee ut the opera house ut Fair.
mont Saturday afternoon, returning
Saturday night. She spent Sunday
with Miss Lizzie Joll!ffe near Murray.
Miss Della Cox was calling on her
sister. Mrs. Hyson Swlsher. Sunday.
Mlsse Della Radcliffe and Anna Har.
ris. Messrs. Otis Murphy and VIII
Kisner we're Sunday visitors at ]. w.
Browns.
Miss Ada Harden was calling on
Mrs. George Rho,leheaver Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gu" starn and chill.
dren were guests Of Mrs. Starn's par.
cnts. Mr.. and Mrs. f. ". somcrs, re.
Gently. "a. ..
Bob Swisher. Of Roblnson's run. was
welcome visitor here oyer Sunday.
Mae Pyles and Madge Somers were
calling on Bnrg+l Frederick one even
Ing recently.
Miss Ellen Prickett. Of Viola, was
here Sunday for preaching.
Rev. Anvil delivered 4 fine sermon
Sunday morning, at the conclusion of
which the following persons united
with the church: Misses Ada Harden.
Rose Brown, Clara Iolliffe. Anna Har-
ris, Messrs Tom Haun, Lawrence Pol.
ing, viii kisner, viii kayser. Francis
Touns anL Robert Harden. The fol-
lowing were baptized by, sprinkling:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
Only One Farmer
On This Jury,,
THE STANDARD OIL COMPANY is
AFRAID OF TlLLERs OF
THE SOIL. ..ts. 55t

CHICAGO, March 2.-Roy Cunning
!a,m, Of Belvidere, H.. Is the only
farmer on the Standard OIL retrial jury
which was completed In United States
District Judge Anderson's court yes
'terday. The preponderance Of. agrlcul-
turlsts on the first panel Of venlremen
caused It's dismissal at the request OF
the defense attorney John s. Miller.
wildly remembering that It was a
farmers Jury which made possible
Judge Lanlis' fine Of sa9,240,000. fMr.
Cunningham's companions in the j'lry
box include FIVE grocers, mechanic
and a live stock dealer.
The opening statements OF counsel
will be made today. AS the Wit
nesses and evidence will be about the
same as In the original hearing and
the points at isue have been Sharp
" defined, 1t Is hoped to conclude the
case in fortnight. Judge Anderson
last week said informally Of only thIr.
ty.six offenses for which the highest
possible penalty is an aggregate fine
Of s720,0O0.
The Questions.
"Do you read the magazines"
This vas one Of the questions on
which counsel for tie Standard OIL
company laid stress, when the task
Of securing n jury for the retrial of
the s99.24O,OOO case was resumed. 9th.
er questions were:
Have you ever worked for the
Government?'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
ITSsSSNNS~s~ t-gsss
YES .:-::'Y Ol!'lJ!
CAN U !, y
THINGS
MORE
CHEAPL Z
AT ASHORE
THAT
ADVERTISE.

II you were q merchant would
MT you rather sell a thousand
yards OF silk In a day, at a prot
It Of 1Oc a yard, than to sell
(wIthout advertising) fifty yards.
alta profit Of Is cents a yard?
Isu t 1t plain that in all such
instances the buyer gets the ben
eft OF the volume OF business"
which advertising enables the
merchant to do?
The money cost Of a journey
long or shortly stage coach
mot TO count time. or comfort)
was greater than that Of a pres.
ent dpy journey by railway. The
"old ways" Of doing things were
not even CHEAPER. x @ s
TIL. cost OF things in an old.
fashioned store nowadays Is
greater than in the progressive
storas-the advertised stores.
It's not even CHEAPER to pat
ronizc the non.progressiye mer.
chant-not to count the unwis.
dom OF helping make It possible
for reactionary and non'pro-
gressive merchants to still do
business
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
.,5S III Ia 2 ~ 4
WARD
IIGf - : = = 49, 7 p ~
l1L11 - y y y y y y u >; .ay1j,
surprise Party.

B Miss Ruth Stevens, Of Raymond
sstreet, was given q pleasant surprise
last evening when number Of :ler
friends gathered ,dt hi, home to spend
the evening. Miss Stevens has been
unable TO attend school for some time
sons account Of her health and the
guests included the members OF the
Eighth grade and the teachers. The
evening was spent iii very enjoyable
manner and a tempting course Of TT.
sfreshmentsswa served.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
Personals.

N II Personals.
3IEMrs. George Gasl;ins OF near Smith
town, was in this city yesterday visit.
Sing friends and relatives.
Miss Gertrude Riley, a graduate
nurse from the City Hospital, return
ged yesterday from Morgantown. where
sSshe has spent the past month nnrs'
ing.
5ssS Mr.lWest Moran Is very sick Mt the
Ehome Of Mr.. and Mrs. Cornwell, on
Jacobs street.
Mr.. Thomas Carpenter. Of Pittsburg
avenue, Is at Pine Grove. where he
was called by the illness Of his broth.
serin.law.
u Mrs. Virginia Vernon. of cayenne.
was the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. James
stealey Tuesday.
Mrs. Stella Tompklns. Of Ohio. is
the guest OF relatives ut Pheasant val
siey. N
M Miss Ivy Husteal, Of Market street,
1sisySyerys sick.
Mrs. sG.S 1. Howell. Of Worthnston,
was visiting Mrs Z. T. BIsnop, Of Co.
Flumbia street, Tuesday.
.ss3sAustin stealey, Of Merchant street,
WIS sat Grafton yesterday.
:;sis The two children Of Mr.. and Mrs,
t;SatterHeld,, Of Jacobs street, have been
i,Sreal sick for several days.
\ Rev. ID. S. Boggs will leave for Mole
sitrose Friday morning where he will
spend $afew days.
At. anhiMrs. Mid Stevens are NOV.
ling from Wilson street to n flat in
sthe Steele building on Merchant
4street.
y H. Cornwell hassbeen work.
ling in Mr. A. Hammers place ut
the First ward school building during
1.-THE; tatter's ABSENCE.
n Mildred, the little daughter Of Mr.
Sand Mrs. Bailey Nuzum. of Diamond
i$s.street, is quite sick.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

Want advertise 1.-THE fact that you
want work. and multiply your chances
getting It.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

Missest Rose Brown, Della dclifs,
Ada Harden and mi. WIN $Kayser. u
u Rev. Smith delivered an interesting
sermon at the 7. N. church Sunday
morning. d Y 3it 3i8 N s5issi
Clifford Radcliffe was the guest OF
relatives at townsville the first Of the
week. F..
SHIRLEY.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

pertest of society smiles. battled for
,erE purpose; she thought sae had "a.
made a! fine gimpresil on. yet as secret
evidence that: be had been imperTiou l!s,
to- her .wiles, carried from him a note
TO Stanton which read !: 4 81;
Dear Stanton: This woman ls smart:
er than she appears. "A. l.. I
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

John D. Archbold has been SUBJ
poenael as witness for the govern
ment. ..a
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
SHIRLEY.

Going tv engage the new nelp under
the whip Of somebody's supposed
pull or Influence" with you-or In
the business like way. through want
advertising? RI
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

would you be willing 10 decide this
case on what You have read II you
had the power TO do IT."
III you are selected as a juror, will
you give lis square deal?"
Five jurors tentatively accepted by
the Government Saturday were re-
1ected by the defense.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
/ Memorial Service.

NJ ID memorial service.
a The members of the W. c. T. u
will tfhold memorial service at the
sPalatine Baptist church next Sunday
AFTERNOON lat two.thiry o'clock. Rev.
N: s;B: $Lawler will preach the memoir
sial sermon. All are given a cordial
sinyitation to attend this service.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03

I1-ss7--saI-I-- 7l71IDV TI-a---T TT7-7--
Mr.. and Mrs, J. d. Bradford moved
yesterday from Raymond street to
Market street. .-,."7- i.es
Mr.. G. w. RACER. OF Greensboro. who
has been very sick for some time. is
recovering.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
Meet TOM rrow.

4 viii Meet Tomorrow.
s sSSIfss The Ladies' Aid Society Of the Dia'
amond Street N. E. church will meet
tomorrow afternoon at the home Of
Mira Mr. John IS, Scott, on Columbia
stree, 5Ssji ,''s" ,"!l ~ -
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-03
LIT. /. Met.

3 IL tttFy, rs, I, T. 1. Met.
I'M The Junior L. T. L. met this after.
moon at&the. Diamond Street NJ. E.
church ut four o'clock. The attend.
$ance was very good and the meeting
was Sa very enjoyable one in every
Eiway, u u tN-i,
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
CHAS. COLEMAN
 REPORTED DEAD
Rumor Says Slayer of Smith Has Been Killed in Red
 Rock

A rumor. which could not be denied CT affirmed before the time of going to press last night. reached the Re view, to the effect that Charles Cole man. well known in Bisbee, was Kill ed yesterday in Red IsocK.
 Coleman accompanied by his wife left B.sbee several days ago,destin- ation unknown. He was seen on the streets of Tucson yesterday morning, and it is presumed that he took the afternoon CT early evening train out of the Old Pueblo yesterday.
 The report of hs death which reached the Review, did not state in what manner he was supposed to have been kled. In fact no particulars whatever wer larnd.
 Coleman is a well known character around B.sbee. having resided here for a number Of years. In 1905 Cole man Killed a man named Smith fir this city claiming that unlawful rela- tions existed between Smith and his wife. He was tried here, the hearing being rather cf a sensational nature, ewing to the character of the evidence introduced. Coleman was acquitted of the charge against him, and retired from the limelight
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
FORECAST IF NEWS ITEMS
 THIS WEEK
Many Things of General Inter est to the World at Large Told m Brief News Form

WASHINGTON, Aprl 5.-News happenings of the week promise to be both numerous and interesting. so far as the country at large is con cerned In the national capital the Lenten duIlness seems to have ex- tended itself to official circles and there will be little doing of public interest as de from the continued de bates in congress over the tariff bill.
 Early in the week ex-President Roosevelt and his party will leave Naples on the second stage of the Journey to East Africa, travelling to Mombasa on the German East Africa liner Admiral. The distance from Naples to Mombasa is 1000 m les, and he trip will consume sixteen days.
 Court proceedings of one kind or another will have a prominent place
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06

is difficult to pick the best. Some wili like the trainsd wild beasts exhlbi- ton or horse wonders. Others will prefer the Nelson family Bartik troupe, the Riding Rooneys, the Rhoda Royal horses, the Elite troupe. while some will spend most of the time laughing at the hosts of clowns. listening to the Park Prentiss famous band, enjoying the races, admiring the animals CT petting the beautiful Armour Prize horses. No matter which way enc looks while under any one of the Sels-Floto tents. be is sure to see something out of the ordi nary.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06

in the news of the week. At St. Louis the suit O. the government to dis
 solve the Standard oil company of New Jersey will come up for final hearing Monday before the full bench of the United States circuit court.
 Another case of a. somewhat simi- lar nature will be cSled for trial at Portland, Ore. This is the suit Of the government against the Oregon and California Railroad company to recover title to 100000 acres of land which was ceded by the government to the railroad company many years ago The suit was brought on the ground that the company has. olated the terms of the cession in dispOsing of the lands to others than actual settlers
 A criminal case that will attract al tention is docketed for trial in the town of Lyons, N Y. The case is that in which Mrs. Georgia Allyn Sampson s charged with the murder of her husband, Harry Sampson. who was nephew of the late Admiral Sampson. Sampson was shot and killed at his home November 1, last, following a quarrel with his wife.
 The local option question gives add ed interest to the city and town cleo lions to be held during the week in III nois. Michigan. Wisconsin, Nilsson ri and several other states.
 One of the interesting events abroad will be the celebration Saturday of the eightieth birth day of General VII liam Booth, founder and head of the Salvation Army Salvation Army branches throughout the world are preparing to unite in pay tribute to the venerable head of the organ .zation, which was first started in 1865 and under the personal direction of General Booth has extended its into 34 countries and colo
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
nan.s peruliar Max,.

It is-a curious fact that 8 man who travels hundreds of miles and submits to many discomforts for the sake of getting a chance to whip stream VIII indignantly refuse to beat a carpet when he might do it with little or no trouble right at home.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
OUT OF ORDINARY. Is the Sells-Floto Shows.

Something out of the ordinary" ]" $ remark that can properly be made of the Sells-Floto Shows Con solidated. which will exhibit at Don Luis April 13.
 The big circus has a reputation for producing remarkable surprises in it's arena until the public has learned that it can attend an exhibition Of the $ 'ls-FlOto circus expecting to see something rev and different.
 There is an unusual number of fea. lures with this shol this season. It
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
xrs. Windows sos.s,rs syruy

ass ben used for over srxTf.FJtyg .YEARs
 MsILfcSE if MOTHERS sor thelr CPILDR N.isI. 2 lt.. fxs..ts -y1ih lERFNCT SUC 0.s6.
 sCOFIIl.S .llrs sRfl [. son a N sle Gu1tS ALIA ti PAIN. yurfS WIND SoI-I(s aus is tho h .tr1dd fer ftfA BOA, So,d by Drugg.sfs in e-t pa-t of tue - ~.i i'e sufs a.ld ask for Mrs Vii ow-s Soothing Syrup.n and talo no osher k.I fn-l Sld igrligs Ar., June 3oth. la16 Serial Nuni k-& AN OLD AND WELL TRIED REliEDf
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
The Old philcsopher.

Don't reach out for all the world" said the old philosopher. "and yet. If you don't, the other fellow may grab it, and you'll find yourself without an acre of grounc 10 stand on!''-Alanta Constitution.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-04-06
LD PAPERS FOR SALE

old papers. in bundles of 100, for sale cheap at Review office.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-04
ROYAL SOCIETY.

Those who understand the inner
workings of the society and the lido
syncrasies thereof consider that tits In
many ways a greater privilege to en-
terrain the Princess Of Wales than the
King or Queen, inasmuch as her
maJesty-to-be Is far more exclusive
than the present queen. The princess,
Of course, knows all the American best
set in the ordinary way. but on her
private visiting list there are not half
a dozen lanes Of Americans. Among
this privileged half-dozen is Consuelo,
Duchess of Manchester Lady Lister
Kaye and Lady (Arthur) Paget. She
has a special regard for the two last.
Lady Lister-Kaye vas the only Amer
ican who was asked to Marlborough
House to the exclusive dinner party re-
GENTLY given.
People who have the privilege OF IN
viting the princess to their houses have
to be g careful Of how they enter
tain her. She does not play bridge;
though she Is sometimes induced to
take a hand at whist She likes music
in the old-fashioned style-a few
strictly proper" ballads sung after
dinner-but no risky, dubious music.
hall ditties, no barefooted dances. nc
shady" recitations. Artists who make
a living by performing In the drawing
room after dinner parties ave a great
deal for which to be grateful to the
Princess of Wales. Were 1t not fol
her their art would never be called fol
in these days when the ultra-smart Sc,
want something out Of the common
Boston Globe.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-04
A. B. A. TO HOLD PICNIC
In IVES END PARK
Arrangements Made for Outing
Tomorrow.

The annual picnic and festival of the
American Benevolent Association will
be held tomorrow afternoon and eve
ming at Kemper's West End Park, in
South Fourteenth street. Habersang's
band will furnish music for dancing
afternoon and evening. There will be
games for the children In the afternoon.
The committee consists OF Chairman
Andrew J. Handlowitz, Secretary
George b. II. Wagner, Treasurer Jacob
Miller. Anthony Schuck. Alfred B. OFT,
John Handlowitz. Emil Freiwald. Fred
W. CHASER. Charles Rummeli, Henry
Ruck. Richard f.. Gazette, Alfred w.
Walton. Benjamin Widmer. Frank
Staehle, Henry Ebert and w. L. Liable.
The association was organized Sep
TENDER 20. 1902, and now has a men,
bership of 10. The officers are: Presi-
dent, Frederick w. j. Neese; v~ice-presi-
dent, Emil Freiwald; second v~ice-presi-
dent, Charles Rummell; recording Sec
rotary George B. II. Wagner; financial
secretary. Jacob Kunz: Treasurer
Jacob Miller; sergeant-at-arms, Alfred
w. Walton, and trustees, Henry Ruck
Charles III. Bowden. Andrew j. Handle
witt, Richard A. Weibel and Walter
Kemethy.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-04
SHIFTING THE BLAME.

You know" said the man, how
innocently your wife will look at you
across the breakfast table when you
have searched your pockets and dis
covered a sovereign missing.
You may have your suspicious, but
you must keep them to yourself. I stood
it for two or three years before q
bright thought came along. Then !
got hold Of a counterfeit sovereign, a
hopelessly bad one, placed 1t In my
purse, and when I got UP N morning
and missed 1t I felt happy.
1.-TWO hours after breakfast my wife
went out, and at noon I was sent for
10 identity her at the police station.
She had handed that bad sovereign out
in payment for an umbrella and been
caught, and she had been a prisoner
for two hours when I got there"
And what did you say?" he was
asked.
Not a word
"And what did she sayT'
"She laid 1t on the miikman, OF
course .'-TIt-Bits.