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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Library Slips are the same as money
In purchasing books, magazines and
THE NEWS HERALD.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Misses Helen Parker, Edna Trop
and Katie McDevitt have gone to
Cincinnati to take employment in
millinery stores.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Prof. and Mrs. Lewis Warson and
daughter, of Westerville, were the
guests of relatives here from Satur.
day to Monday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Ben VanDyke are off
the road for visit with the latter's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. a. Fl. Maddox.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Kline, of Gin
cinnati, we're guests of MIR. and Mrs
Neal Priest, last week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Collins Harmon has returned to
Pittsburg, Pa, after visiting his
mother, Mrs. Lucy Harmon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Lawn mowers sharpened, saws filed
and all kinds of repair work done at
the New Machine Shop, West Wal
nut Street.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Miss Elizabeth Rockhold is visiting
her aunt, Mrs. Elgar Barrere, at Cir
cleville.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

The Hillsboro Ladies' Concert Band
will furnish the music for the Vance
reunion next Thursday, Aug. 10.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Hon o. N Sans and family will
leave this morning for trip to At
lantic City and other eastern points.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. William Higgins, of
Dayton, we're the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Roscoe McCoppin from Saturday
until Monday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

"The Country Doctor" A beautiful
blograph drama Friday and Satur.
day nights-Orpheum.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Misses Gertie Brulport and Mary
Beatty, of Cincinnati, are the guests
of Miss Gussie Gavey.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

About 20 head of horses we're taken
by buyers Saturday at prices ranging
from S75 to $3.50.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Miss Maude Fling mas returned home
after an extended visit with relatives
at Muncie, Ind, and Chicago.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mrs G. E. Conwell returned home
Monday after visiting relatives and
attending a family reunion at Fair
view, Ky.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Send the children, or better still,
bring them to the matinee at the
Orpheum, Saturday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

The annual reunion of the Ninety.
first o. V. l., will be held at Jackson,
September % and %.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. G. E. Conwell are en-
tertalning their nephew, Harry Hous.
ton, of Paris, Ill.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mrs. Louisa Berry, of Lexington,
KY, is the guest of his sister, Mrs
Elizabeth Johnson.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

N. Ludwick is arranging to build a
residence on lot on East Walnut
street purchased from M. F. Carroll.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Miss Belle Cromwell, of Cynthiana,
KY, is the guest of her cousin, Miss
Ruth Dawson.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Chris. Jonte, of Nor.
row, spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs
L. Q. Vance.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

A nice box of candy with each paid
ticket at the Orpheum, Saturday
matinee.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Kopp's Band, of Cincinnati, will
play at the state fair, giving concerts
each afternoon and evening
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

G. G. Muhlbach and son, George,
left yesterday for trip to Niagara
Falls and the Great Lakes.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles r. Bayless
spent Sunday with relatives near
Leesburg.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

The Missionary Round Table held
their annual picnic at the home of
Mrs. Otto Horst Tuesday afternoon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Misses Susan Gore and Josephine
Mccormick have returned home after
visiting friends at Xenia.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Miss Louise Springer and brother,
Herbert, of Cincinnati, are guests of
Miss Maria Stuart.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mrs. Leon McKeehan entertained
with picnic dinner for Mrs. Emily
Foraker Monday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12
searborough-ReaI Estate

Moody wamsley, of West Union,
was visitor here Friday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mrs. Il. @. Caplinger is the guest
of relatives at Blanchester.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Miss Edith Hockett, of Westboro
ia the guest of Misses Elizabeth and
Alice Ballentine.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

]. A. Upp and Miss Nettie Lytle
left Monday to visit relatives at Sa-
vannah, Ga.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Jacob Setback, who was confined Ia
his home for several days by illness
is able to be out again.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Tom Mccormick is acting as assist
ant engineer at the waterworks pump
ing station.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Don't forget the matinee at the
Orpheum, Saturday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Dick Patton, of Columbus, spent
Sunday with his mother, Mrs. s. N.
Patton
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. W. s. Conard spent
Sunday at Columbus.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Rev. W. B. Dunham is spending
few weeks at Powhattan, Va.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

The North Liberty Fair will be held
Saturday, August 21.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Miss Austie Patton is the guest of
relatives at Bryan.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

The Gall reunion will be held Sat
urday, August %.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12
Matinee Saturday at the orpheum.

Miss Ruth Haller is visiting friends
at Lynchburg.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

A new city directory of Xenia indi-
Gates the population of that place to
be II, ,9I6
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Everett Neal, of Greenfield, was
the guest of relatives here Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Call on John Pfarr for clothes clean
ng and repairing ISL West Main,st
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. G. B. Leadbetter, of
Sabina, visited friends here Sunday
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
One must see these doors to underssa and

One must see these doors to unders and
why Prince Nicholas ia ks Of war as
prisoner talks of liberty. AntivaTi is
modest roadstead on the Adriatic which
Italians are trying to make into har-
Dor, and from which they are dragging
a light railway across the mounta ms. At
the mouth Of the cove rises Spizza-a
cliff and an. Austrian fort commanding
the town, the harhor and the railway.
1t is as If a policeman looked In at your
window and kept his ha d on your door
The collective wisdom of Europe put the
Austrian po .ceman there a quarter of
century ago, ard he insists on remain
ing.
1t is easy to say that war would be
su:cid, 70. Montenegro. but when men
seek escape from starvation and prison
they do rot stop to weigh cha ces and
ethics And Montenegrins are resalute to
hurst the letters which diplomacy has
forged about them. BE: IND them lie
o. INJURIES OF strife which have made
then, n martial and unconquaFei people
and untitled them for peaceful and profit
able pursuits. i Blisas peasant "ouio
scratci. = gard }. out Of the crevices In
these rccEs bat Montenegro disdains
seryitu0 and would look On viii e a gar
q n returned 10 the wilderness. Man. as
we'll as nature, has encouraged him IN
idleness For generations Montenegro us
the car gives al annual dole of 500, 600,
without which ii wnulo be impossible to
maintain the principally.
eve receive arms ard aims from Rus
STA. and are b.dcen t. Fight ony at ner
Montenegrin leaders, impatient at the
counsels of prudence that mingle with
the golden stream from st. Petersburg.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
Belgrade's Position.


To discuss in Be: lin or Paris or Lon
don the prospects of war between Servia
and Austria is a much simple matte
han to contemplate the posi- Utility in
Belgrade. For Belgrade lies in the hol-
ow of Austrias ma led fist and could b.
crushed at a word or a sign Seryians
who 1--we in the capital do not need to be
reminded Of their dgfense.ess position and
IF the ruin and death that would follow
the first act of war. Servians. of course,
would not be cowed by this ever-present
menace. but in Belgrade II makes men
feet more calmly and talk less loudly
and at random, They Go not-as in tbs
bare and inaccessible heights of Montene
gro and HerZegovina-speak Of war as
men speak of hunting wild boar. but as
men who have lives and property at
stake and are not mere gamblers with
fortune.
And even politicians sing In a minor
Key their threats against Austria ana the
peace of Europe. This MODERATION in Bel
grade may be due to a greater sense OF
personal responsibility when ut home
than when abroad, or to the influence OF
historic conditions: Poverty does not
press heavi y on the masses in Bosnia.
The country is rich in natural resources
and Austria has done much to develop
them, though she might have been more
prudent in the choice Of capitalist in
struments And prosperity counts-eVen
in the Balkans.
What ! fear most is ingratitu6e," said
one of the most militant agitators. Il
was out in the insurrection of 1s74-a
major in the rebel army. We endured
many privations and losses, but were
sustained by the spirit of patriotism and
the consciousness that we Were fulfilling
the dearest wishes of our people. One
day, ragged and hungry, we came to a
vi lage on the border of Novi Bazaar. Our
hearts beat fast at the welcome that
awaited us. The people for whose lib
erty we had suffered and shed our blood
came out to meet US and overwhelmed
us-with curses. They gave us food
such food as We never dreamed peasants
knew OF these luxuries and of shelter
YOU have robbed us, they cried, and
their curses made bitter their bread"
History has habit of repeating itself
even in the Balkans.
Montenegro and Austria.
There are two doors to the capital of
Montenegro, and Austria holds the keys
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

The hotels are visited and the que .-5
always contribute some small chang !.
Out of the proceeds a general jollifcation
Is provided. at which the girls OF tie
ne.ghborhood take part. How intense IS
the youngsters enjoym mt of the Cha
landa MARI festivities can scarcely be
imagined by any one who has not looked
on at these annual jGnketinsS So dear
is the memory OF the old custom that
wen gray-hairod men and won fol-
low the clamorous band of children and
are eve. ready to bestow some small Of
fering on them.
This spring festival may. however, have
a more primitive origin-in the univ rsai
propensity of man ana woman in their
minated state TO get together upon the
first blush of spring, to choose each one
his or her mate for the coming season.
modification. indie d. of similar spring fes-
rivals that reappear in other countries in
disguised ceremonies.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
A Wall Street Confession.
From Everybody's.

The broker runs the most profitable end
of the game. Perhaps you have never
realized that most New York stock ex-
change houses with any sort Of clientele
maintain their offices on what they make
on interest charges. which every monthly
statement shows, and which not one of a
hundred spectators can verify. The COM
mission and interest charges that go to
the brokerage firm make the percentage
an almost impossible one to overcome.
This percentage is far bigger than in rou-
lette Do you think you can win In the
long run playing roulette? IL you think
you cam then go ahead and speculate
If in doubt, then let me tell you that in
almost three years I had over 200 ac-
counts. and not. only have / never seen
anybody make any money to keep but
have seen many a fortune wiped out.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
SWISS FESTIVAL OF SPRING
CHALANDA MARI OBSERVED
SINCE DAYS OF ROME.
Young Folks in Costume Parade
Streets and Levy Tribute
on Elders.

The first of March is day of joyful
festivity among the school children in
most Of the Engadine communes. At 4
o. clock in the morning a party of school
boys marched through the village. changing
cow bells. big and little. with all their
might to proclaim the dawn of boister-
Gus day to their slumbering schoolmates
still abed.
AS the day grows bright the boys gath
er, each one with a huge bell hung round
his neck on the village square. where
they form In ranks according 10 their siz-
When the preparations, always conducted
amid great excitement and Juvenile jubila-
ton. have been completed, the procession
starts on a tour through the streets to
the accompaniment of furious bellringing
and noisy jodeling.
One of the eldest of the demonstrators,
with a milk pail on his shoulder, in the
costume of a dairyman. with yellow
breeches, white stockings, low shoes,
finely embroidered braces over shirt of
spotless white, turned-up sleeves display
ing brawny arm, the dairymans hat
perched jauntily on the back of his head.
marches proudly at the head of the herd.
At the end of the procession Is another
big boy with big staff in his hand like
herdsman.
All this reminds us of the way the cows
go to the Alps to the sound of bells. The
whole festival is nothing but a spring cell
ebration to herald the return of the
milder season, which has been looked for
ward to with longing for months
The custom is said to be of Roman
origin, hence it's name "Chalanda MARI
(from Kalendare), which justifies the as
sumption that. from the period of the
year chosen for the observance of this
festival, 1t must have originated in the
mild climate Of Italy and not in tine colo
cline OF the Engadine.
In the way described the troop marches
on from house to house. and Is presented
by the matrons with rice. chestnuts, sau
sages. bread. and even wine and money.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

Boys $3.50
Tan and Black Calf and
Patent Colt, Stylish.
Hand-welted High and
Low Shoes: shapes that
young men want; II
styles tomor-
sew ss' A sl..s to .S1.05
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

Pc nj de Paris Lace EDGES and D.
Insertions. Some worth I0c yard ~
Nalenciennes Laces, in twelve Q2)
ward pieces. Some worth 7eo
200 piece. ...........,IO o.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
Queen Mdhlovukozi, the Female Ele-
plant.
From the Pail Nall Gazette.

From the Pail Mall Gazette.
Somehow or other one expects a ccan-
try with such name AS Swaziland 10 he
happy. and sure enough. Mr. Coryndon.
the commissioner OF the country, who is
just leaving on his return 10 Mtabane.
the capital. and has just been through
the inevitable interview, paints rosy
picture. The country, he says. has never
been more prosperous than at present
and he indirectly attributes this state OF
things to the wisdom of simplicity and
alertness of the chief regent, a lady happy
In the appellation of Mdhlovukozi. which
is being interpreted. the female elephant.
For twenty-five years she has admin
isteVed justice from her native kraa! and
been loyal friend of England. When
she travels in state her coach is a cart
drawn by six mules. ard her retinue of
chiefs and natives is on the grand scale
one would expect from lady Of her
name.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
Woolly Art.
From Everybody's.

Frederick Remington. the illustrator.
fresh from a western trip on which he
had been making studies of Indians and
cowpunchers and things outdoors. met an
art editor who insisted upon dragging
him up to an exhibition of very impress
sonistic pictures.
You don't seem enthusiastic" remark
ed the editor as they were coming out.
Don't you like them?"
Remington remembering what he had
been told as a boy. counted ten before
replying. Then:
Like EN-? Say. I've got two maiden
aunts In New Rochelle that can knit bat
ter pictures than those.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
Reliable i'm Quality as Well as Lowest inn Price.


New Yorkwn
*sles
had
out heemres most
a
rwothbe dmostb Of
short" in enlr
/ Of then ork and ALAS RaIpc foreibe
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

Pure Linen Torchon Lace. edges
nd insertions 10 match: to 4 e.
nches wide. 10c value. ~
Venice Irish Crochet and Silk En-
,roidered Bands; = 10 8 inches lS,
vide Worth 81 yard SOc
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

1. Very much the largest
stock in Washington. ?.
Hair to match any shade. ;.
All the latest-moment styles.
4. Prices less than jobbers
ask of merchants. s. The
entire absence of unreliable
goods.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

Coronet-String of puffs mounted at
each end. Five (5) in set at $50 in
stead of $22j. Eight 60 in CD DS
set New York price. $500. ~@'SO
Pompadours-Best gray hair at $l.9S
instead of 500. Other ca mn
shades. New York price, 81 ~A"SV
Braids-Of real hair: % inches long.
New York price, $500. Spe- ST 02
cial price here.
Switches-The worlds best; Of Ger
man hair naturally wavy, glossy, fine.
strong and 30 inches long.
New York price. SIS. Spe- S16.50
cial price here.
Switches-Real hair: soft and wavy.
24-inch at $2.4S instead of $500; o.
inch at $1.69 instead Of So:
3o-inch New York price, Sn 20
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
The Palais Royal ~
AT Wholesale and Retail.
At Wholesale and Retail.
Hair.
q Street.

Yesterdays sale attracted
the proprietors of nearly all
the little shops where hair is
sold, and such all army OF
others that twenty attend
ants were kept busy from the
opening to the closing of the
store.
The Reasons Why.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01

Switches-2S-inch Switches at $1O.9S
instead Of $3.50, and 81 c. MQ
inch CNew York price. 500. wee ~
Switches-Best to match various
shades of gray hair. New
York price, $3.50 Speciil 81 O2
price here.
Rolls-Guaranteed Hair Rolls; "a
inch size: net covered; New York
price, $1O6. Special price here. n0~
one only to each purchaser. ~
Billy Burke-Cluster Of puffs and
curls. New York price, SIS.
Special price here, with cou- CD en-
pom. $1.9s: without coupon. :. SZeSV
Observation-Disclosures famous tonic
for the hair; softening and brighten
ing the most stubborn and preserving
the naturally beautiful hair. Two CO
ounce bottle: New York price, O2c
&c. Special price here. <S
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-01
Montenegro and Austria.

There are two doors to the capital of
Montenegro, and Austria holds the keys
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-09-18
IN M EMCRIAM.

1t has been we said that death
owes shining mark" How true is
his in the death of Gerald Eaton
Holmes, son OF Mr.. and Mrs. w. r.
Holmes, o. this city. Gerald's entire
life of IA brief ye rs, months and
% days, has been spent in this city
ind his de TIL Is a shadow felt by
he entire community. His bereav-
ed father, mother, sister and brother
ire comforted in their sorrow. by the
.ender memories of his beautiful
life. Among the most conspicuous
,raits of his charac er was his genial
generous, loving nature which made
lin universal favorite among the
Dung people and he also had the
are quality OF companionship that
sndeared him to older people
10 that it is we said of him
None knew him but to love him,
Nor named him but to praise"
During his la,e illness his fortitude
mder great suffering was most
wonderful. He also showed at all
lines the most tender solicitude for
he other members of the family who
Waited on him 50 lovingly and faith
ully. His struggle for life was
'rave one but was marked by
'esignatlon to the viii of God that
evealed his be iutiful soul. The
air young life 81 full of promise
las been t:anspl lnted that it may
bloom in brighter fields than those
jf earth and tho Ugh the vacant
hair in the home speaks ever sad
to hearts that are left most DESC
ate, yet the consolation that Gerald
ttill lives will sanctify this grief to
he nome and to the many friends
Who mourn his death.
There is no Dea h. What seems
50 is transition.
This life of mortal breath
Is but a suburb of the life elysian
Whose portal we call death.
He is not dead-the child of our
feCtion-
But gone unto that school,
Where he no longer needs our poor
protection
And Christ himself doth rule.
In that great cloister's stiffness and
protection,
By guardian ange led.
safe from tenn. tation, safe from
sins pollution
He lives whom we call dead"
A FRIEND.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-09-18
The Emperor's Orderly.

Frenchmen of every rank and class
dearly love titles. The manager of a
Paris insurance company was decorat-
ed with the Legion of Honor a few
days ago, and the clerks in the EN-.
ploy of the company presented him
with piece of plate to which their
visiting cards were attached. On look
ing over these he was good deal puz.
zled and amused by the visiting card
OF the Office boy" an old soldier
from the Invalides, who was employed
to open the Office doors from 8 to d.
Under the mans name was the title
"the emperor's orderly" He sent
for the old soldier, who stumped in
and saluted.
"Of what emperor are you the order
ly, and how?" he asked. The old In
valide drew himself up to attention.
II am the orderly of the emperor"
he said, Napoleon, lie Petit Corporal"
"But he is dead. He has been dead
some time" answered the puzzled
manager.
II dust his tomb for him." growled
the old soldier.-London Express