The Hawaiian gazette., 1909-12-07


present attack flag part of the
the Cleveland arrives
u int; % T Office and zeava has been licked by that time we will
will probably be and What happen
ing buy fear of the influence have on
price bondtat foreign steamer has broken into the
actually bringing excursion around
abe wordf omNe TO Francisco
hundred
passengers Cleveland And forty them Christian
of hundred of them fairly wltodo men,
posing at home real Americans pretending to love the nag with that
q love that supposed be the best until the flag pper set better
Cleveland business shows serious state of
Affairs being evidence of widespread conspiracy to upset the whole scheme
of American
.p; t % itr 3 tt it % - no To- r than nm to the
the other pointing the flag
read them lesson in real patriotism of the original
brand (patent applied fOr
They may be ashamed They will undoubtedly surprised
you handing great
madi And it, the last minute just big husky policeman
point dragging and locking in cell the
staOnh Samaritan along yOuw wOuldn
you want 0 how a good me'
happened York He
brng of the city had aroused his jaded
appetite Obseed with desire This desire
struck HIM " especial force one evening after mad Oeen apng e
taking the sights and he beOok himself big
and expensive restaurant and ordered large juicy beefeak with muh
h o w 10 hd en;shoa and hoa inod s mou hoL runetn
cigarette, the brought him the check
$275 didn't faze him. fact he going
and the waiter with at least thirty tip
handling his hand
his pocket then withdrew it and tried the other pocket
place the smile of his face
like the August He tried his pockets pockets of his
stcoatt henw backs ndtr thema lloverag
strange remarked a puzzled "I evidently
forgot change when changed clothes If youth just
a I IN bring
Say cheese it, en 0Fted the waiter fOn must think m easy
We that kind of times Nun doing
You through quick IN call a cop.'
''Bu you said "Ny D. L.
conklng, and Pm treasurer of the Territory of Hawaii
'No amt replied the waiter Youre King England
don't know it, But it $2 and want to through
night know the jug"
exptulated explained
seduOus and Obdua Finally the walters patience OUT and he
push bring
the waiter awe keep that button there
thinks they beatus
up Jail
The from Honolulu the signal Distress and the Elk sauntered
find out what the matter Ck-he HOnOan told of the
which said that the
at Hawaii an Elk.
Lets see your card said the city Elk.
'Im but card is in pOeketbOOk with money! said
the Elk.
s'Umhuhhh' grumbled city
1.-TWO seventy waiter cop
" wants to through that cheap to the station %
"oh WELL IN take chance for seventyfve said the Elk rather
dOubtfuly. And he paid the bill.
ait dollars myself with that Elk
worth it," And he smiled reminisenly.
F. Drake collector revenue
automobile we-amos quite he
pronounce correctly
of 1t happened this way
Drake walking Fort morning happening glance
INTO the onnen OF buzz wagon he saw something that made him stop sud
denly and look again. Then he quietly a
stamp on IT, Nov" box OF cigars without government stamp something
shat internal thinks finding possession
violation OF the law and subjects con6sat ais
"hA" "usF " carriage hy happen 10 be m In this case the afel
s carriage One auomoheapd the
aAshins 80 Drake bid himself thinking
@ machine came along be would spring out and arrest him and eonhSsat
tho boa u and The
The collector wuted waited grew r,i Of waiting s
y ~' 'ps NH'p now a' come though ANA Drake got hungry
l ~hsa Che sppg q be stomach bad become nothing @ yen
sssr Of Che sgaf hoE 4 vas fun ~ palH
Ths oass sh looking for up automobile
hs iaua Tmss appeared ooo ns .ses Al
.svs ".nas hsfs l,p ssag l@ Che explosion may Fs been u