Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1909-08-13
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BY IUE r. VERNON.

Wonder if Schivcly has been Of
fered an engagement OF 'Stecn weeks
by any vaudeville manager?
Misery likes company. is an old
SAW. Wonder if Hamilton wouldn
ENJOY the company OF Schively?
toy. Hay should be called Alfalfa
he grows So many different crops
Of political discussions. 50 to speak,
without much cultivation.
The body of the late Nine. Helena
Nodjeska, now lies in the public
cemetery in Cracow. Russia. The
City Council of Cracow presented a
tomb for this purpose.
\ guard at the Walla Walla peni-
Tertiary killed prisoner because he
would not deSiSt from fighting when
ordered This may be the unwrltten
law, but it ended the fight.
There is Fort Townsend in Colo
RADIO. Sounds similar to Port Towns
end, this State, doesn't is? In ad-
dressing mail, it pays to write in
full. the name of the State for which
it is intended.
The man who makes the payroll
has the right to run the business, p"
says Gen. Otis. editor Of the Los An
geleS Times, and any man with an
iota of intelligence. that disputes the
assertion, should be confined in an
insane asylum.
Married Man: Not Married
yet q
Old Chum: "No. I'm not"
Married Man: Now. look here,
Joe, times are changing very fast.
You take my advice and marry be
fore women get any more emancipat-
ed than they are already"
Klam: "San Diego. Cal. is a
sweeping town, all right. all right. -
Startish: How do you make it
out?'
Klam: Well. out of ten ads in a
San Diego paper, under the head
ing, Situation Wanted
read three ads of women wanting
situations as sweepers
Presiden. Taft is looked upon by
the American people as q goOd-na-
tured, eaSy-going man. He is on a
par with Mckinley-a magnanimous,
kind-hearted man-but as the head
of nation containing S7.1S9, 393
souls, he isn't of that forceful mein
that gives to his Office the character
OF strictness. force, and power.
THE influence of King Edward is on
the wane. He has been creasing his
trousers on the sides for several months
past, vet nobody initiates him.-LOs An
geles Times.
Not so fast, Mr.. Times, please.
Every Johnnie" in Victoria, B. c.,
is initiating King Edwards fad Of
creasing his trousers on the sides,
and. though they act silly and dress
worse, still they cannot be called
Nobody"
A few hard-hearted housewives il
Olympia have hit upon a solution for
the tramp problem. Instead of Civ.
ing the won't works" meat, they
have substituted suet pudding, and
now the lusty individuals who OBJ
ject to work in any shape or form are
avoiding their places like the plague
1t is against the rules OF their union
to allow even their digestive organs
to work overtime.
The A.-Y.-P. management have
promoted Jap Day, "Swede Day.
and so on, now why not have ;
Negro Day?" Think of the amount
of money the exposition, not to men
ton the merchants in Seattle, would
take in, if the negro miners of Frank
lin could be induced to journey to thu
Queen City. 1t seems the day
gag is proving a good thing financi
ally to the fair management ant
they should push 1t along.
While the day gag is being worked
to a FRAGILE" as Teddy would de
clare, by the A.-Y.-P. management