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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
FOR CONSTIPATION
A Medicine That Does Not Cost Any
thing Unless 1t Cures.

If you suffer from constipation in any
form whatever. acute or chronic, we vii
guarantee to supply you medicine thai
will surely effect cure if taken with
regularity and according TO directions
for a reasonable length Of time. Should
the medicine fail to benefit you to youl
entire satisfaction, we promise that II
shall cost you nothing,
No other remedy can be compared with
Rexall Orderlies for the easy, pleasant
and successful treatment OF constipation
The active medicinal ingredient Of this
remedy which il odorIess, tasteless and
colorless, is an entirely new discovery
Combined with other extremely valuable
ingredients, IL forms preparation which
is Incompatible az a perfect bowel regu-
lator, intestinal invigorator and strength.
ener. Rexall 0rderlies are notable for
their agreeableness 70 the palate and gen
tleness of action. They do not cause
gripping or any disagreeable effect or in
convenience, and may be taken at any
time, day or night.
We particularly recommend Rexalf Or
derlies for children, delicate or aged per.
sons because they do not contain any
thing that could possibly iniure the most
delicate organism. They are just as easy
to take as candy, and unlike other prepa-
rations for ike purpose they do not
create a habit, but instead they overcome
the cause OF habits acquired through the
use Of ordinary laxatives, catharties and
harsh physic, and permanently remove
the cause Of constipation or irregular
bowel action
We want you to try Rexall Orderlies
AZ our risk. We know that there is
nothing that will do you so much good
and We win refund your money without
argument If they do not do as VIE say
they win. They are prepared in tablet
form in two sizes Of packages; SO tablets.
25c, and y tablets, Toe. Rickert 4
Wells, The Red Cross Pharmacy, Miles
granite block.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
WOLCOTT

II. P. Pinney il IN.
II. II. Parker Is Ill.
Dan Potter spent Sunday at Eden.
Arthur Richardson is working for l.
G. TIDAL.
r. B. Morse has moved back here from
Alorrisville.
Miss Riendeau Is working At S. O.
Wlhittemore's
Abner Potter has moved into G. Il.
Haskell's tenement.
Elias Alhee has bought the house oc-
eupied BY II. A. Parker.
George c. Davis Of DanyilIs is visiting
Bis son, George II. Davis.
AT the annual meeting Of Mineral lodge
No 08, r. and A. NJ, the following Off :
GERS were elected: w. NJ, A. r. Warren;
Is. W., w. T. Richardson; J. W.. B. w.
Guyer; treasurer, w. W. Spalding; sec
netary, w. S. silloway; S. D., r. S.
Merriam; , d., I. Ii Taylor; s. 81,
IT. II. Hadley; J. s., II. B. Parker; mar
shall, r. NJ Hubbsll chaplain, F. B..
Morse; tyler, T. ]. Lindsay.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
WASHINGTON.

Arthur Barlow has opened paint shop
in Q. H. Johannessenis old grist milf
building.
+. u. Worthley. managed Of the Nc.
Allister Bros. general store here, was
confined to the house Saturday with
illness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman Dennison of East
Barre have purchased the Yeartaw house
at the village and are to take possession
at once. Mrs nennison's father, Jerry
Yeartaw, is 10 live with them.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
DependabIe proprietary MedIcInss

II must be admitted By every fair
minded, intelligent person, that a medi-
cine could not live and grow In popu,
larity for thirty years, and to-day hold
a record for Thousands upon thousands
Of actual cures as has Lydia i. Pink
HAMS Vegetable Compound, without
possessing great virtue and actual
worth. Such medicines must be looked
upon and termed both standard and
dependable by every thinking person.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
now TO NIX FERTILIZERS AT HosIn

The question Of the proper fertiliza-
ton Of land to suit the varied needs Of
the different crops and soils is becoming
one Of the paramount questions among
thinking farmers today. Drop us q pos.
tai card and let us tell you how to mix
a fertilizer ct home especially adapted
to your needs aud explain to you how
very simple q matter heme mixinp Is.
We believe we can convince you that you
not only get better goods but that they
cost YOU less money than when you pur-
chase IN TIE usual way. Write today
Address
CARROLL S. PAGE, Hyde Park, vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
WASHINGTON.

A. E. Whitoomb returned Tuesday
night from business trip to Chelsea
and Vershire.
Mr.. and Mrs Elmer Comstock arrived
in town Tuesday night for short visit
with their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Flint.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
FRIDAY, APRIL 9, 1909.
A Straight Line Il The Shortest

distance between two given points
Make one from your place to this Office
and then you may not get here too
quick. Insurance should be done at
once. 60th year National Life lnsur-
ance company, Montpelier, Vt (Aiutuap
S. S. Ballard, general agent, Mont
pelier, VT; N. d. Ballard, local agent,
Barre, Vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09

Having sold my livery business, all
persons owing me are hereby notified
that all bills must be paid on or before
April 10 1909 After that date the bills
Will be put into the hands Of collector.
n. ]. McKen4ie, Graniteville, Vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09

itchl Itchl Itch Scratch Scratchl
Scratch The more you scratch the
worse the itch Try Doan's Ointment.
It cures piles, eczema, any skin itching.
All druggists seA it,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09

A lazy Liver leads to chronic dyspepsia
and constipation--weakens the whole
system. Deans Regulcts Us cents per
boxl correct the liver, tone the stomach
cure constipation.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09

Cures baby's Group, yvllie's daily cuts
and bruises, mama's sore throat, grand
mas lameness-- Dr.. Thomas's Electric
0il-the great household remedy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09

To feel strong, have good appetite and
digestion, sleep sourdly and enjoy life,
use Burdoek Blood Bitters, the great
system tonic and builder.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
Warning.

Boys and others are hereby warned
not to start grass fires in and about the
city. Per order, Chief of Police Faulkner.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
onlv 500

Money back IL You are not satisfied
Hills Pile Pomade for piles only. d
P. Davis has it.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-04-09
OUT OF SOAP !
Wen, We're Mott

Wen, We're Mott
We have just received new supply
Of the finest and daintiest Soaps offered
for sale anywhere.
SPECIAL VALUES IN
Sc Soaps, 6 for .................. Csc
10c Soaps, 3 for ...........'..-... 25c
Fancy names bring fancy prices, and
these are equal in quality to some that
cost more money But We also have
all the leading brands in TOILET SOAPS.
d. r. DAVIS "The Druggist 2
zs2 North Main St., Barre, Vt.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
A Shrewd Doctor,

'"This incident" said doctor, chap
pened in France two or three centu-
ries ago, in the days when. public
criers were always in evidence. There
was physician Of Montpelier who
used to go from place to place to prac-
tice the healing art. He employed q
very ingenious trick to help him on
his way. When he came to a town
where he was not known he pretended
to have lost his dog, which he de-
clared was a very valuable animal,
and ordered the public crier to roam
about, beat loud on his drum and offer
reward Of Is louis to whoever should
bring the dog to him. At the same
time the crier was directed to mention
all the titles and academic honors of
the doctor as well as his place Of resi-
dence. OF course it happened that the
doctor was not long in becoming al
most the sole topic of talk in the town.
The people made up their minds that
he must be a famous physician as
well as very rich one, as he could Of
fer Is louis for finding his dog. You
might reasonably Judge that the dog
was never found, but plenty of pa,
tients were.' .-. ..
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Tho Power Of Habit.

After having been faithful devotee
Of the automobile two years or more
Mr.. Bragdon suddenly was seized with
violent fancy for motor boats. "a
beautiful river runs by this town." he
said. "Why not have some enjoyment
out of it? In motor boat you don't
have to dodge policemen and rural con-
stables"
So he bought one, took days in
struction in the art of managing it and
keeping the machinery in running or
der and started out on his first trip
with it one bright morning in July.
It was late in the afternoon when he
returned home. He came in by the
back way. His clothes were water
soaked, and he had generally limp
and bedraggled appearance.
For PHYS sake, Alfred!" exclaimed
his wife. ''What has happened to you?
Did the boat upset?"
'No, Lucy" he answered. ..Don't
say anything about it and I'll tell you.
The boats all right, but when had
been out on the water an hour or two
something went wrong with the mo-
tor"
"Well?''
"Well, before I-er-knew what I
was doing was over the side of the
boat and trying to get under it to fix
the thing"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Winning a Juryman,

It is related of Lachaud, the most
famous of French criminal lawyers in
the last century, that in pleading a Ger
tain case he perceived that one Of the
jurors seemed to be hostile to him and
his argument. -..--
In the faces Of all the other men in
the box he saw with his practiced eyes
that his oratory or his shrewdness was
having it's effect, but this man, in spite
Of all Lachaud could do, remained
froWnfng, suspicious, obdurate.
Lachaud continued with his work,
however, and presently saw that his
opportunity had come. It was a hot
day, and ray Of sunlight had pene-
trated a crevice on the curtain and was
shining on top Of the head Of this jury
man, who was quite bald. The lawyer
paused in his argument and addressed
himself directly to the court.
IF your honor would please" he
said, ITO order that the curtain in
yonder window be lowered a trife I
am sure that the sixth juryman would
appreciate it,
This sign of watchful attention won
the obstinate juryman's heart and
Lachaud's case.-New York Tribune.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Spider Cures.

In China spiders are highly esteemed
In the treatment Of Group. You get
from an old wall the webs Of seven
black spiders two of which must have
the owners sitting in the middle-and
pound them up in a mortar with a lit
tie powdered alum. The resulting
mixture must then be set on fire, and
the ashes, when squirted into the
throat Of the patient by means, Of o
bamboo tube, are said to effect GER
tain and Immediate cure
Black spiders are evidently full Of
medicinal virtue, for they are largely
employed In the treatment of ague as
well. In Somersetshire, If one is af~
ficted with the unpleasant ailnent,
the way to get we'll is to shut up a
large black spider in a box and leave
1t there till it dies. At the moment
Of its disease the ague should disap-
pear. In Sussex the treatment Is more
heroic; the patient must swallow the
spider.
Perhaps, after all, this remedy may
not be so disagreeable as it appears,
for a German lady who was in the
habit Of picking out spiders from their
webs as she walked through the woods
and eating them after first depriving
them of their legs declared that they
were very nice indeed and tasted like
nuts.-London Chronicle.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
WALKING on Your Hat,

Nothing is wasted in this house,
Is the proud remark which you may
often hear from the lips of an expert
housekeeper. It Is a boast, however,
that few people could really justify.
Take the case Of a wornout derby hat.
In the majority Of instances this dis
carded article Of headgear finds its
way to the rubbish heap or perhaps
into the hands Of a passing tramp.
If only people were aware Of the fact,
the most excellent felt soles for the
inside Of their boots and slippers are
thus being discarded. These soles can
be cut from, the sides Of an old hat
and are much more comfortable thar
the ordinary cork ones.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Hairs and Feathers.

Hairs are found on almost every
thing that grows, and, If we may SO
call the fine fbers Of asbestus, they
even invade the mineral world. From
a piece Of mineral asbestus quarried
from the earth and looking like a stone
with a satiny fracture the silken fbers
can be rubbed with the finger till the
lump Is worn away.
Secure a feather somewhere will
be much better than a picture and
you will see that it has main stem
or midrib. Along each side Of this ex-
tends the thin part known as the vane.
Look closely and you will see that this
vane is composed Of tiny feathers, call
ed boards, fastened together through
out their whole length from where
their bases join the midrib to their
tips. You can easily separate one Of
these from the rest, when you will see
how like tiny feather it is, with what
seems fine fuzziness along each edge.
st. Nicholas.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Poor Air and Pccr Livino.


When Jim Bridger, the one time ia.
nous scout Of the plains, grew old he
thought he would like to retire from
the somewhat arduous life of plains.
man and settle down to the ease of
''the east" which to him meant Mis-.
souri,. So he used his best endeavo1
to find competent man to fill bis
place and went back to Missouri.
A year or two passed, and one day
Captain Russell, the commandant OF
the post which Bridger had left, was
surprised to see the old scout heave
in sight. When he came in the cap.
tain asked: -. =. - .....
"Well, Bridger, what brings you back
here?''
Captain" said Bridger, II want to
go back to scouting again."
Indeed? Why, I thought you had
settled down in the east for the rest OF
your lifew " 49,
''Well, cap'n, I'll tell you how it is
went back to old Missouri, and II
you'll believe it they've got railroad
station within ten mile O. the old place
yes, sir, railroad station! And
what's more, they've got ranch now
in every four mile. I tell you what
cap'n, the air amt pure down there
no morew
us that possible? But thought
you'd like the good things to eat they
have down there You like good things
to eat. remember"
''Good things to eat! Why, cap'n,
didn't have Drilled beaver tail the
whole time was there!"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
HAPPY WOMAN.
Plenty Of Them in Bemidji,- and Good
Reason for It,

Plenty Of Them in Bemidji, and Good
Reason for It.
Wouldn't any woman be happy,
After years of backache suffering,
Days of misery, nights of unrest,
The distress of urinary troubles,
She finds relief and cure2
No Reason why any Bemidji
reader =
Should suffer in the face of
evidence.
Mrs. A. Van Ward, living at
1918 Beltrami Street. Bemidji,
Mimi, says: ] have used Doan's
Kidney Pills with highly salts
factory results and can truthfully
recommend them to anyone suf-
fering from kidney complaint.
For some time I had dull pain
in the small of my back, which
caused me much discomfort.
Other symptoms showed that my
kidneys were disordered and when
I saw Doan's Kidney Pills adver-
tised for such complaints, I
decided to try them, procuring a
box at the Owl Drug Store. I
used them carefully as directed,
the pains disappeared and my
kidneys became much stronger.
I am confident the relief I received
from the use of Doan's Kidney
Pills will prove permanent and it
gives me great pleasure to endorse
this remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents. Foster Milburn Co.
Buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's
and take no other.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Tho Continued
: Story Of
Current Events.

Birch wood, jack pine and tamarac,
four foot and sixteen inch. Hayth
wood yard, rear of P. 0. block.
Mr.. and Mrs. V. M. Owen of
Hines came in yesterday morning
and spent the day in Bemidji, re-
turning home last evening on the
M. & I. train.
John Goodman of this city, who
owns drug store at Kelliher,
left last evening for that village to
spend few days looking after his
business there.
Thomas S. Erwin, who travels fe +
the H. +. Erwin Milling interests of
St. Cloud, arrived in the city last
night from Duluth for short bust
ness visit here.
James Lappen returned to Be-
midi on this mornings train from
the vicinity of Blackjack where
he has been buying logs for the
Crookston Lumber company.
Arthur and Ed. Field returned to
their homes in Langdon, N. D., on
the early morning train after having
spent the past week in this city
visiting at the home of E. w. Quick.
Matt Jones, one of the popular
young men of Northome, spent yes
terday attending to various business
matters in this city and returned
home last evening on the M. & I.
passenger train. ~
{ E. D. Beeson of this city, who
travels through the north woods for
the Bemidji Lumber company, de-
parted last night on the NJ. & I. for
Kelliher to make some estimates on
timber in that vicinity for his COM
pany.
0. J. Weekly, of the Bemid;; i
Handle Factory of this city, departed
on the south-bound M. & I. passen-
ger train this morning for Minnea-
polls on few days business trip for
his company.
S. E. Thompson, the Tenstrike
merchant, spent Monday on business
in Bemidji and returned home in
the evening. Mr.. Thompson reports
that the Dargi1l Milling company has
erected shingle mill at Tenstrike
which will be operated this summer.
DR.. Monahan, Dun Townsend and
Alfred Gustafson of Blackjack,
accompanied by Charles S. Carter of
Hines, passed through the city this
morning as a delegation from the
north country to St. Paul to help
push" the dynamite bill which was
introduced by Representative Opsahl
in the legislature aud of which Mr..
Carter is the author.
Miss Leila Stanton, daughter of
Judge C.. w. Stanton of this city,
left for Brainerd on this mornings
train where she was requested to
appear in a violin recital before
the Brainerd Musical club this
afternoon. Miss Stanton is a violin
list of exceptional ability and those
who attended the recital this after
noon were doubtless favored with
a rare musical treat. Miss Stanton
will visit with Brainerd friends
until the latter part of this week.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
The Japanese and Their Prisoners.

The japanese have rather kindly
way Of treating prisoners who have
not yet been convicted. The regula-
ton prison dress is a kind Of straw
berry red colored kimono, but men on
remand wear light blue as sign
that, although under strong suspicion,
they have not yet been found guilty.
When prisoners in this class have &C.
casion to pass through the public
streets curious extinguisher-like bas-
kets are placed upon their heads
Wide World Magazine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Way to Marital Hanniness,

marry bright woman for success
and a pretty one for happiness" ad-
vises a student Of the. problem. Also
one who can cook for the benefit OF the
digestion might be advisable, but the
pesky laws limit you to one.-Lou1s-
vile Courier-J Journal.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
LOCAL HAPPENINGS

| When you are in need of tea or
I coffee do not forget the Bemidji Tea
Store, Phone 423.
w. T. Blakeley, the logger, came
in this morning from his home at
Farley for a short business visit in
Bemidji. ..
Harry Anderson OF this city left
on this mornings train for Mime
apolis where he will be employed by
the N. P. railway.
]. B. Anderson of Kelliher came
in yesterday morning to receive
medical relief from an injured hand
and returned home last evening.
Joseph Sabraw, a resident of
Kelliher, returned home last night
on the north.bound passenger train
after enjoying a short pleasure visit
in this city.
Noah Beauregard of this city re-
turned on the M. & I. train this
morning from Kelliher where he has
been spending the last few days at
his old home.
J. F. Essler, local agent for the
! Minneapolis Brewing company, went
to Kelliher last night on business
for his company and returned to
the city on this mornings train.
Miss Annie Larson of Duluth
arrived in the city yesterday after
noon and left last evening on the
NJ. & I. train for Kelliher where she
will spend several days with friends.
Wanted-5OO cords lath bolts.
Will pay $500 for balsam, spruce,
Norway, white pine and jack pine
lath bolts delivered at our mill.
Douglass Lumber Company, Bemidji,
MINI.
A. P. White, president of the Lum-
bermens National Bank of this city,
departed yesterday afternoon by way
of Crookston for St. Paul to attend
to several business matters of i'm
portance.
F. C.. Johnson, one of the we'll
known hotel men at Kelliher, spent
yesterday in this city looking after
some business matters connected
with his hotel and returned home
last evening.
Fred Baumgartner, one of the
local linemen for the Northwestern
Telephone Exchange company, went
down to Nary this morning to repair
a break in the copper circuit to
Minneapolis.
Guy A. Aubol, of Crookston, a
deputy internal revenue inspector,
arrived in Bemidji last night on the
midnight train and spent today
looking after the interests of "Uncle
Sam" in this city.
H. B. Southworth of this city,
who buys logs for the Bemidji Lum-
Der company, returned on this morn
ing's train from Blackjack where he
spent the last few days looking over
logs for his company.
Hon. c. w. Stanton, one of the
associate judges of the district court,
left last evening on the north-bound
M. & I. passenger train for Inter-
national Falls to attend to some per-
sonal business matters at the border
town.
H. E. Brooks of Brainerd, the
genial north-country representative
of the w. B. & w. G.. Jordan COM
pany of Minneapolis, spent yester-
day on business in this city and left
last evening for Northome to look
after his customers in that section
of the country.
Mrs. w. H. Wye OF this city re-
turned Monday night from ST.. Cloud
where she visited with a cousin for
several days. Mrs. wye also spent
four days with friends in the twin
cities and attended the banquet in
Dayton's tea rooms, Minneapolis,
given by the state Federation of
Women's Clubs last Friday. i f
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
The Penholder.

He.had lent her his stylographic pen,
and she commenced to write letter.
She Oh, it writes beautifully. I de
clare I'm in love with this pen.
: Helm in love with the holder.
She saw the point. 4.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
His BIuH called.

"My dear, you grow prettier every
day"
And shabbier, John. Compliments
are all very well, but I'd like to see a
little ready cash occasionally"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Poor ANGEL.

IT wonder" said the sweet young
thing, "why man is always SO fright
ened when he proposesY
'That," said the chronic bachelor, els
his guardian angel trying to hold him
back
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Ample Cause.

"What on earth possessed you to be-
come engaged to Herbert?" young
lady asked her friend. "You don't love
him an atomv'
II know" was the candid reply, 'tbut
that horrid Jones girl does!'
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
Marked Him.

"Are you aware who I am p
Sure! Didn't just call you an old
idiot ~ Cleveland Plain Dealer. ss
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17

Confidence is a plant Of slow growth
IN an aged bosom. Chatham.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-02-17
A Loud kiss.

A Loud Kiss.
Bob Footlite ctor)-Failure1
should think it wasl The whole play
was ruined.
She Graciousl How was thatl
& B. F.-Why, at the end Of the last act
. steam pipe burst and Missed me OF
tina stage.