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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
NO NEED TO LEAVE HOME

1t is serious matter, when the lungs
are affected. A trip to and residence
in Colorado or Arizona is not only ire
mendously expensive, but it involves
separation from home and friends. Some
are benefited; but none can safely re-
turn to their homes.
Eckman's Alteratiye is effective in
curing Bronchitis. Asthma, and more
serious affections of the lungs. No lclv-
ing home and friends is necessary.
Frank, Seneca Co., Ohio.
Gentlemen: Your Alternative is an
excellent medicine. l am now well
again as ! ever was to my knowledge
and I beg to extend my heartfelt thanks
for the medicine.
(SigneO Rev. julius Ieffner.
Eckman's Alternative is good for all
throat and lung troubles, and is on sale
in
Cresco by P. A. Clemmer and other
druggists. Ask for Booklet of cured
cases,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Man Coughs Up Lizard.

Georgetown, Del.--Under treatment
for long time for what was supposed
to be cancer of the stomach, Clarence
Thompson, a young farmer near here,
suddenly found relief when he vomited
up small-lizard-like creature.
Ever since last summer, when, dur
ing the haying time, Thompson drank
from small stream in one end of the
field. he has been suffering from the
pains in his stomach, and has gradual
ly grown to be mere shadow of his
former robust self
1t is believed he unwittingly swal-
lowed the queer creature at that time
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

~ ROBABLY no man ever re-
turned from abroad with a
better opportunity of carrying
out his DOCTORS orders than
e. FL. Hartman, the railroad mag
nate. To complete the cure begun In
Europe he is enabled to rest and re-
cuperate at his new 100000 sum-
mer residence erected on top of
mountain, and as he practically owns
the whole mountain Mr.. Hartman is
assured of absolute quiet and seclu-
sion. so necessary at the present time.
The new Hartman home is located
near Arden. in Orange county. N. Y.
The house nestles so snugly among
the mountain oaks that only its slate
covered roof can be seen from the
Turner's village railroad station. mile
below it. 1t is 500 feet above the vii
lage, 1900 feet above sea level, and
is in the middle Of a $4,000 acre tract
of wooded mountains. open valleys
and pretty lakes which has during
the last twenty years gradually come
into Mr.. Harriman's hands.
He owns practically the whole noun
tain. from the peak of which. Tower
hill, signal beacons burned in Revolu-
tionary days to warn the Continentals
of the movements of the British or
the approach of marauding Tories and
Indians. In all he controls about
10000 acres of land, and for the most
part he holds the rights of way on this
vast estate. thus obtaining privacy
which was denied him in his former
summer home at Woodbury..
In selecting one of the highest noun
tains in the Ramapo range for the site
of his home Mr.. Hartman fulfilled
lifelong desire to possess spot rich
in scenic beauty, high up. away from
malaria and where the air is always
like that Of perfect June morning.
Then, too, he wanted to be secluded,
away from all cares. where curious
ones would be shut out and where he
could roam about unmolested. Tower
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Lieut.. Keator, Spanish War.

Eating canned food and leading the
rough LIE of soldier, with its hard
work and deprivations, often result in
loss of weight and strength and indi-
gestion. Harry F. Keator a lieuten-
ant in Chicago Company during the
Spanish War, became dyspeptic and
lost weight to the danger point. He
took DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and
cured his Indigestion and gained AZ
pounds. The remedy will do all we
claim, and if you want to try it before
buying, send your address for free
sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co.. 1l9
Caldwell Bldg, Monticello, Ill. 1t is
sold by all druggists at SOC and $1.QO a
bottle.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Night on Bald Mountain.

On a lonely night Alex Benton of
Fort Edward, N. Y, climbed Bald
Mountain to the home of y neighbor,
tortured by Asthma, bent on curing
him with DR.. Kings New Discovery,
that had cured himself Of asthma. This
wonderful medicine soon relieved and
quickly cured his neighhor Later it
cured his sons wife of IA severe lung
trouble. Millions believe its the great
est Throat and Lung cure on Earth.
Coughs, Colds, Group, Hemorrhages
and Sore Lungs are surely cured by 1t.
Best for Hay Fever, Grip and Wh"op-
ing Cough. SOC and ST. 90. Trial bottc
free. Guaranteed by p. A. Clemmcr. +
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

If a couple remain engaged long
enough, the people are as surprised
when they get married, as if they had
not gone together" at all.-Atchison
kas.. Globe.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Heard on the Docks.

Stranger-What are you doing
standing here on this lonely dock, lit
tie man?
Boy-Waiting fer de tied t. come
In"
Stranger-The tide?
Boy-No, de tied Me sister an her
fellow went over to st. Joe to get
married dis morning.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Threshing Coal.

Before you buy your supply Of thresh-
ing coal it will pay you to see what we
have and the prices we make.
Tomas & FARNSWORTH,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

We hope that when the girls 90 to
heaven their gowns will not gap in the
back, and be a source Of continual
worry.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

Too many think they are saints be-
cause it makes them sad to see a
child happy.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

Don't make nasty muss by blowing
your brains out. if you want to kill
yourself, drink lots of ice water.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Estray Taken Up.

A sucking calf. Owner will please
prove property, pay charges and re-
move the animal.
C. j. REFS, R. F. D. 8, Cresco.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

There are some houses that always
look as if the front hadn't been opened
since the last funeral
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

No man ever knows anything about
heaven except as he tries to make
some one happy.-Chicago Tribune.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

The Missourians say hat when
woman begins to make money she
never lets up.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

If you want to please your friend
get through talking SO he can begin.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
Showing Them UP.

Edith-They say you have to be-
come the wife of man to find him
out.
Helen-Oh. then you find him out
all right. Out at the club every night,
as a rule.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

Every man must do certain amount
of whining to some woman.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

A good many of your tragedies prob
ably look like comedies to others.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

The dead saints are the only good
ones according to the canon of mega
tive virtues.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

Men always admire woman who
wears white understands.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

Little books for school children free
1T MILES GRAF'S.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

He who does not preach with what
he is will never persuade with that
he says.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
SUMMERS cYNIc.

When an old girl needs spectacles,
how she fights the idea!
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
SENTENCE SERMONS.

S.lV GVSG SL-IluOiNSs
Hoping for much in others is help.
ing them to it.
Every shadow in life is evidence Of
a sun somewhere.
Lifting little loads helps a lot more
than describing big ones.
Good intentions in sowing tares will
not make them come up as wheat
The only way to move a mountain
tomorrow is to take a pickax today.
The more man you put into religion
the more religion ynu will give men.
Big words in the meeting do not
make up for short weight in the mar.
ket.
The home is never frightened by
the roseate hues on the end of a
nose.
The straightest road to heaven is
that one on which you can do most
good.
The only powers that know en-
joyment are those that find employ
ment.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10

Your faith is not measured by
your appreciation of the faults of
others.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1909-09-10
A/\ANANANA/ANNA/A NANA/NA/\A.
!, Harriman's
!, New Summer
, Home
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

. ROBABLY no man ever re-
- turned from abroad with
better opportunity of carrying
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
AUTOMOBILE NEWS.

Lt
The Touring Club of America, A. L.
Westgard's new venture, has been in
c~orporated under the laws of New Jer-
sey with a capital of $780, 900.
Owing to the celebration of Indepen-
dence Day, the regular July meeting Of
the trustees of the New Jersey Auto
mobile and Motor Club will not be held
until July 7.
All members of the New Jersey Auto
mobile and Motor Club may now pur-
chase the official touring blue books for
cost price upon application to the sec
rotary.
The Automobile Club of America is
now outlining a tour from Albany
through Saratoga. Lake George. past
Schroon Lake and Elizabethtown to
Plattsburg. From there the tourists
will take steamers to Burlington. VT,
and return to Albany by way of Man.
chester and Bennington.
The membership of the Middlesex
Automobile Club is now 140.
The Common Council of New Bruins
wick last Monday awarded a. contract
for the repair of Albany street, which
has long been a source of annoyance to
autoiSts.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
REVISE FIRE ORDINANCES.

The Common Council will take up m
the heal future for consideration a re-
vision of the ordinances now on the
books relating to the prevention Of fire
and a number of new sections which
have been prepared.
The entire collection of these proposed
ordinances is to be known as the fire
prevention code, and its provisions are
of interest to all owners of automobiles.
The present law declares that a per-
NIT shall be secured from the Bureau
of Combustibles and Fire Risks for
public and private garages both, but
Captain Gasser,s chief of the bureau.
has for the last few years interpreted
the ordinance to mean that the owner
of an automobile. keeping his machine
in his own garage and storing no gaso-
line, was exempt from the necessity of
securing a permit. Only In cases where
the owner kept gasoline on his premises
was 1t insisted that a permit be taken.
The present automobile ordinance will
undergo some radical changes if the
new code is adopted and private own
ers will be relieved from Worrying
about permits. Captain Gasser intends
to enforce the regulations to prevent
fire in private garages without taxing
the owners an additional fee for per-
mits. Public garages will remain I'M
der the same system of permits which
now prevails at IS a year n will be
subjected to much closer and more fire.
quent inspections.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
AUTOISTSt SIGNS
THROUGH STATE
New Jersey Motor Club Will
Place Them-To Protect
Bridges Also.

The board of Trustees of the New Jer-
sey Automobile and Motor Club held
an important meeting this week and
took steps to gather the necessary data
relating to the placing of directionary
signs at the principal crossroads
throughout the State.
The beginning of the important work
has long been contemplated by the auto
mobilists. and now that preliminary
steps have been taken 1t is hoped that
the various automobile clubs In New
Jersey will push the work to a success
full completion.
In a few days secretary LIE Massena
will SEND to each member of the club
"a request to furnish hin with sugges-
need signs. These will be filed and tab
comes for the road committee to start
the actual work.
A notice viii also be sent to the menu
bers, requesting all drivers of motor
cars to go slowly over bridges. The
life of a bridge Is seriously shortened
by fast driving, owing to the vibration
caused, and motor car owners will be
asked to use discretion in this inn
p~ortant matter. /
The trustees also elected another
batch of new members, which brings
the membership well along howard the
1000 mark. The following were elected
as active members:
Adolph A, Eeisele. $50 Broad street;
Richard B. Fisher. 2 Myrtle avenue;
George e. Neuberth. 374 Lafayette
street; Maurice L. Brade. 271 South
Eighth street; Louis P. Clark, 745 Cliff
ton avenue; Albert s. Koenig, S75 Broad
street; Theodore A. Brooks, 2801A WASH
ington avenue; John v. Hollar, "a
Treacy avenue; DIR. Hugh P. Roden, SI5
Washington street; John D. Mande-
vile, 496 Broad street; R. NJ. Laird, As
Stratford place; Chandler w. Riker, 422
Mt. Prospect avenue; all of Newark.
Harry e. Van Ness, 1856 Springfield
avenue, Irvington; C. A. Mccormack,
Bishop place. New Brunswick; Herbert
N. Moss, 291 Claremont avenue. Mont
clair; w. E. Mount. Englishtown;
Henry G.. Parker, New Brunswick.
George J. Findlay. 1888 Broad street,
Newark, was elected to associate men,
bership.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
FROWNS ON JUBILEE KUN.

rba the proposed jubilee three-day
80 through New Jersey. which Is pc
I'm arranged for by w. ] Morgan
letting on July 8, and Visiting the
sar;m,s coast resorts, returning by way
os trenton, does not altogether meet
Nth the approval of Jersey motorists,
evidenced by the action x py
the New Jersey Automobile n Motor
c,,b this week. when resolutions were
nassed that a run, as planned TO conf
,,emorate the passage of recent auto
roobile legislation. was unwtse FOR vari-
Us causes, and might stir up consider
able enmity among the rural districts
The club officials think that the legis-
Teton question concerning motor We
hicles should be left alone now that the
state has gone on record by adopting
. liberal automobile statute.
MANY motorists hope that the tour
will be abandoned. owing to the oppo-
sition developed, and also to the fact
hat the Jersey motorists have already
arranred club runs and races to Wild
wood on the dates selected.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
TOURING T

w. S. Dilworth. of East Orange,
toured through Connecticut this week
in his Marmon car.
DR.. Edward Gardiner, of East Or
ange, and e. A. Travis, of Newark, left
this week for a long tour through the
Catskills in DR.. Gardeners Locomobile.
M. A. Wray, of Little Falls. has just
returned from a long trip to Virginia,
which he took In his Marmon touring
car.
Philip j.. Bowers and a party of
friends spent the early part Of the
river in a Locomobile.
6 Charles A. Feick has just returned
from a trip to Poughkeepsie in his
Flat roadster.
Julius straus and party recently
toured to the Delaware Water Gap in
Mr.. Strauss Cadillac.
A party of N~ewarkers, consisting of
j. c. tRauch. Walter Burstow. E. E..
Allsopp, AL Reeves and Otto f.
Rauch, will start on a trip early to-
morrow morning for Boston. They will
in j. G. Rauch's Thomas forty, and
expect to reach Boston on Sunday
night. They expect to tour by way of
the shore road, and will remain In
three or four days, and will
for home by way of Worcester,
Springfield and Hartford. They ex
rect to reach Newark Thursday or
Friday Of next week.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
LOCAL REGISTRATIONS.

Recent registrations of cars owned
by Newarkers are shown on the books
Of the local agency:
Gustave Oschwald, 1873 Bigelow street,
|1e-horsepower REQ touring; Louis f.
CLARK. 74s Clifton avenue. S0-horse-
power Chalmers touring; Walter w.
Reid, 3r., 106p Clinton avenue, 225-l1orse-
power Moline touring; Harry II. satch-
well, 80 Frederick street. 2S-horsepower
Maxwell roadster; George .Varley, ~
Hudson street, A-horsepower Regai
touring; Gustave l.. Kimmerle, 81
Springfield avenue, 10-horsepower Max
well runabout; John Leber, 40
street, 22-horsepower Buick touring;
Joseph Kross, II Peshine avenue To-
horsepower Yale touring; Walter w.
CARPENTER, SO Ridgewood avenue. To-
horsepower White touring; Herman >.
Egner, s12 Clifton avenue, SO-horse-
power Buick touring; Frederick u.
stone. Sc Orchard street, 45-horsepower
Locomobile baby tonneau; Charles
Koelsch. 22S North Fifth street, e
horsepower Koelsch runabout; David
Thorworth, 226 Nye avenue,
power Ford touring; Harry w. Ira
reser. 25 Orchard street, 30-horsepower
Peerless touring; Isabelle HI. Pionnie
1876 South Eleventh street, lb-norse-
power REQ touring; Charles I. smith,
86 Central emu 60-horsepower
palmer touring; Frank Wadsworth, l5f
Market street, 2S--horsepower Pope
touring: Henri Allsopp, corner lamp
and Orchard street. 40-~horsepower olds
touring: Joseph H. Mccormick, t2S
High street, 2s-horsepower Mora tour
tna. Walter w. Ames, 81 Leslie street.
"a -horsepower Chalmers touring; julius
n steffens. Sc West Kinney street, ~
horsepower Auto touring; Alexander
Neidler. 6s Hillside avenue. 2O-horse-
nower Jeffrey touring, Parker simon
sen. Kensington Hotel, 1o-horsepoWea
Gid runabout; Lauter Company, oos
BROAD street, 1~2-horsepower
-1iroonsine: Fred l.. Buehler, 2bl La1ay-
stta street, 1S-horsepower
touring: Board of Street and water
commissioners, City Hall, lo-horse-
nower Maxwell runabout; Melville r.
Goodrich, II White terrace. So-norse-
nower e. M. F. touring; Fred d.
yuaibel. Ill Fabyan place, 2o-norseo
noyer Ford touring; Henry I. Wo1, $40
hin street, 30-horsepower =. M. r
to,,r,ng: John w. Howell, I'll baiian-
tine parkway. 1-s-horsepower RANKIN
touring.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19

III Greene Motor Car Company, OF
washington street, has delivered a
thirty baby onneau Locomobile to
william Sharpe, of Crawford.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19

That the one-cylinder Cadillac still
continues tofhe held in high favor by
motorists is proved by a shipment UNI
loade today by the Motor Car Com
many Of New Jersey. All of the cars
win be delivered to customers ON Mon
aaU-
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
AMONG THE DEALERS.

DR.. watson B. Morris, of South Or
ange: j. f. Hicks, of Bloomfield, and
e. H. Snyder. of Orange, have each
purchased Mitchell roadsters from the
Central Motor Car Company, Of
Bloomfield. The same firm has sold a
Mitchell touring car
to J. w. Gist, of Orange,
Calvin Smith, manager of the Middle
nv Auto Company of New Jersey, has
been very successful in the past week
selling Middleby cars. He has delivered
three at Paterson and two in South
orange. Mr.. Smith goes next week to
Monmouth county, demonstrating,
where he expects to make several sales
and deliveries at the same m
Work is progressing on the new
building for the Packard Motor car
Company, on Branfprd place. The
structure will be 70 by 100 feet
w Love, of Jersey City, has just
purchased a Marmon car. The Hickey
Machine Company. of East Orange
who handles the Marmon, report an
exceptionally busy season and large
sales.
The Motor Car Company. of New
Jersey, delivered Cadillac Thirty
cars this week to DR.. Oswald Ross,
C. e. Cannon and John L. Pfeifer, all
of Newark.
George Human, of Union Hill, has
Just taken delivery of a Herreschoff
roadster from the F. J. Titus AutomoT
hf1e(C omDaux.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
BLUE BIRD WINS.

The Chalmers-D Detroit blue Bird
piloted by Joseph Watson. won the
light car race at Crown Point y~ester-
day in brilliant fashion, and both car
and driver are being showered with
congratulations today. Robertson drove
a good race In the Locomobile and fin
ished second. One of the best perform
ances of the race was made by the
Marion car. Driven by an amateur
(Monsen). 1t came In a ~creditable third,
and beat out many well-known cars.
It's performance In this race. justifles
the opinion Of J. c. Reiss, Of the Over
land company, who recently took the
agency for this car, that the Marion
would be heard from In the race in con-
yincing fashion
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19
NEWS OF INTEREST TO AL AUTOMOBILES
WILDWOOD RUN
/ TO B BIG EVENT
Many Cars Will Go from New
ark-List of the
d Races.

The club run n road ability con-
zest to wildwood, which will be held
by the New Jersey Automobile and
Motor Club on July 8, next, for a. cup
70 be presented by the Automobile
Club Of Wildwood. promises to be one
g the big events of the season. and
ersady a sufficient number of entries
nave been received to assure the sue
eess OF the unique race, which will be
neld In connection with the automobile
events to be decided on the straight-
way track at the seaside resort.
These races, which will be refereed
sby w. Give Crosby, president of the
local club, consist of regulation stock
ear events and several special time
txials to be held on the afternoon Of
1uiy 5. The morning will be taken up
Nth q big parade of automobiles on
he boardwalk and the day will be
brought to afclose by a grand display
~ fireworks.
The list of events to be decided are:
Event l (spsciaD-Handicap. l sec
4ond for each 5000 in value; open to
gasolins cars only. Gold medal.
Event 1Handicap, l second for each
@$6V0 III value, open TO 8aSOl1ne cars
costing $3.50 or under. Gold watch.
Event 3 (speciaD-Handicap. l second
Epr each $500 in value; opea to gasoline
<ers costing from $3.50 to $4,000. Gold
medal.
Event 4EFree-for-all; open to all
makes and types of cars. Gold watch.
Event Especial event for steam cars
only. Gold medal.
Event 6-Handicap for gasoline cars
costing $2,0o1 to $4,000. 1 second for
each 5000 in value. Gold watch.
Event EHandicap for gasoline cars
posting SO, 001 to $4,000, l second handi-
cap for each 5000 in value. Gold medal.
EVENT Especial event, for gasoline
cars only; al makes and prices; handi-
cap according to reputation of car and
driver. Gold watch.
SPECIAL CUPS.
%Event Slime trials, / mile; two
trials to each entrant
sEvent 1o-Kilometer time trials: two
trials to Zach entrant. Gold medal for
gaAoline car; cup for steam, car.
divided into two classes. for gasoline
and steam cars.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19

The membership of the Middlesex
Automobile Club is now 140.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-19

George Human. of Union Hill, has
Just taken delivery Of a Herreschoff
roadster from the F. J. Titus Automor
bile Company.