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The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
Pleasant View, Va.

We are having quite nice rain,
that is what we need to make the
watermelons grow.
Chris Kline and family took
supper with l. Weaver's one even
ing last week.
Miss Sarah Weaver and sister
Mrs. G. F. Mann and daughter
Dollie, were on shopping expe-
dition in Amelia G. H . Wednes-
day.
A. c. Allemong and several of
his young friends have been In
camp the past week over on Plat
Creek, where fish, squirrels, deer
wild turkey and wild duck are in
abundance. The following were
in camp: A. 9. Allemong, Cyrus
A. Weaver, Victor Herold, Chas.
Mann, Chris Kline, Harry Mann
and Blair Weyant.
L. Weaver and son C.. A. Weav
er, are busy working on a hotel
at Burkesville at present.
Miss Sarah Weaver escorted her
brother G A. Weaver, to the train
at Jetersville, Friday.
Marshall White and wife were
callers at Amelia e. II. one day
last week.
Mrs. Ashley White has been
sewing for Miss Sarah Weaver the
past week.
Chris Kline and two daughters
Leota and Ethel, called on Mrs.
l, Weaver and daughter Sarah,
last Saturday.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20

y. G. Culp and Jerry Rose were
business visitors at Eli Watts,
Friday.
Mayme Vest is the house guest
of Hattie Reichley, Of hapel Hill.
Several fIom,here attended the
colored camp meeting at Mt Pleas
ant, Sunday.
Those in attendancr at the Pine
Grove Sunday school picnic report
good time. NiFTY.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20

Mr.. Albert Martin, of Columbus,
has been the guest of his brother
Judge Martin and family a few
days. He reports great progress
in the mil ilg interests in the
Jennie mine of the fields of Gold
Springs, Utah. The company is
building an immense addition to
their plant.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
Reunion at ClbiSOnvlIle

Come to the Reunion at Gibson
vile, Aug. 81, 1909 and enjoy =
days pleasure in the cool shady
grove on natures green and listen
to the excellent sddrt sses that will
be delivered and the children :
progrem and the songs of the
choir. Program begins at 0:3O a.
m. Refreshments can be had on
the grounds. Everybody cordially
invited.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
Probate Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that the following
Accounts and Vouchers have been filed III
the Probate court of Hooking County Ohio,
Tor First Partial settlement OF l.. W. Rsery,
Administrators of the estate of Behind
Bfery, aud the same Will come on for near
Ing on the Eth, day OF sept, a. ID. 1909 at 10
O'Clock A. M. or rs soon thereafter as may
be convenient. j. q. STOUGHpON
August 10, 3.w Probate Judye
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20

You can not be well, or look well
ii your kidneys are deranged.
Foley's Kidney Remedy max es
healthy kidneys and cures back
ache, rheumatism, and all disorders
of the urinary organs. Restores
health and strength. Bort IL Co
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
Miss Anderson Honored

Ga Monday evening Miss Anna
Fox entertained in honor of Miss
Rose Anderson, formerly of Logan,
but now successful teacher in
the schools of Cleveland. The
pleasing hostess resolved the eve
ning's entertainment into five
tables of pedro players, and II IN ost
joyous time was spent. Refresh
ments of ice cream and cake were
served during the evening and the
punch bowl was happily presided
over by Miss Margaret Wood, Miss
Fox was assisted by Miss Ethel
Martin and Miss Agatha Fox.
The first prize was secured by
Mrs. Thad Allen, silver spoon.
The honor guest secured the sec
ond prize, china bon bon dish;
Mrs. Lappen the consolation.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
Enjoy Music Day

Enjoy Music Day
Miss Helen Calvlll, of Circle
vile, is the charming house guest
of Miss Mary Louise Bowen. They
were Joined Thursday morning by
Miss Eva Wright and Miss Flor
ence Chadwick, in a delightful
party to the Assembly Grounds at
Lancaster to enjoy Music Day.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
Notice of Appointments.

Estate of John Mccormick, deceased
The undersigned has been appointed and
qualified as Administrator OF the estate OF
John Mccormick, late of Hooking County
ONO, de1eased. Dated this 18th, day of Au
gust, 1909. LA RENrE j QUINN,
August ~, 3-w Admins 81 rator
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
SOCIETY AND
CLUB EVENTS
HOnOring Miss Milligan

Miss Adah Krieg was hostess to
number of invited friends Mon
day evening honoring her house
guest, Miss Loretta Milligan, of
Newcomerstown. The evening
was delightfully."- spent in games
and toothsome collation. was
served.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20

Miss Francis Matthias is spend
ing this week at the Lancaster
Camp Grounds. the guest of Nj.
aud Mrs. II. T.. Silverthorn.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
A Big Country Dinner

Those from Logan who were so
fortunate as to enjoy big dinner
at the home of Mr.. Ed Hickman
near Webb Summit, report to us
that they had the time of their
lives.
Those who were present from
Logan and ere ioyed to tell about
the good time were: Mrs. Ralph
etarcher and daughter Josephine,
Mrs. Theo Tritsch, Miss Ada
Krieg and Miss Loretta Milligan
of Newcomerstown, who is visiting
in Logan. The guests were Ger.
tainly delighted with their trip
and congratulate Mrs. Hickman
upon her skill in the culinary art.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20
HaddOx -LandiS

On Thursday of last week Mr..
VIM. HaddoX and Miss Florence
Lands were united in marriage by
Justice of the Peace d. Fl Lappen.
The young people hail from Car
bondale, but have many friends in
Logan who wish them long life
of happiness and health.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1909-08-20

to South Perry on the account of the
death Of the latter's sister.
TURTLE-DOyE
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11

gXyHY not own your own
w home?
Why not let your rent money
oay for it? What are you getting
today for your rent money
merely a place to live in? That
isn't good business, when it will
get you your own home. We
will sell you home on easy pay
ments in our University Place in
the Southwest. It is a remark
ably we'll located, convenient
residence place. Or, if you
want to live elsewhere, come in
and talk with us. We have tracts
in all parts of the city-Westlake,
Boyle Heights, the Northwest
and the Southwest. We will put
you up a modern bungalow, fur
nishing the plans and all the
money. You pay us 500 down
and then SIS a month, including
interest. You can soon own your
home clear on this basis. Think
it over. Then come in and talk
with
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11
READ THESE
A SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY

One Of the finest pieces of acreage re-
naming in Eagle Rock now be secured
at one-half its former price.
Beautifully situated. with magnificent
scenery in every direction, including an
ocean view. the property consists of IS
acres. about half level, and the balance in
uneven land and canyon.
The improvements consist of a good small
house of six rooms and outbuidings Fine
assortment of fruit trees. roses. etc The
soil is the finest in the valley and on ac-
count of the altitude the site is practically
frostless.
The finest suburban home in the district
adjoins this property Mountain water.
Can be delivered for $4,000 on very easy
terms.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11
lEAQIII Ii.
ROCK

The beautiful residential suburb
of Los Angeles. SIX MILES
FROM FIRST AND SPRING.
Eagle Rock is acknowledged
by all who have seen it to be the
most picturesque district adj
jacent to Los Angeles.
1t has developed more rapidly
during the last two years than
any other residential district.
We have handled over $780,
900 worth of property in Eagle
Rock.
ALTITUDE, $50 to 1000 feet.
SOIL, sediment loan and de-
composed granite.
WATER, the purest in the
state and plenty of it.
CAR SERVICE, through cars
of the L. A. Railway company.
BUILDING SITES, magnif-
cent views in every direction.
IMPROVEMENTS. The best
street work that can be con-
structed, all free of cost.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11

- -

Water is piped in steel mains to
every acre from our own reser-
voir of 100000 gallons for do
mestic use; in addition to this
our irrigation plant furnishes
118,800 gallons per hour for If
rigation purposes; both are guar
anted by water certificates which
we give to each purchaser.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11
Here Is the Finest Suburban
Estate Within Six Miles
of the City.

We sell more Eagle Rock prop
erty than all other agents COM
bined.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11
EVERY CONVENIENCE

Stores, schools, churches, post
office and excellent car service.
The best water supply in the
state.
Only a limited number of lots
at this price and terms. They
are selling rapidly.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-11
Our Usual Rent Paying Terms
A Few Words About
Our Houses

upon this College tract We are building
many one, one and a half story bungalows
and two story houses, changing the styles OF
the architecture in each case. We build
from any design selected by our clients, pro-
vided 1t conforms to our tract restrictions
and requirements. We furnish all material,
do all labor and give each house our per-
sonal NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. out no con-
tract In this way we are enabled to give
our guarantee as to the quality of material
and work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

There was a pleasant gathering
Yesterday at the home of Mrs. Gerue
Scott, at Fourteenth and Commercial
in celebration Of the fifth birthday an.
niyersary Of little Hiss Olga Sect.
A large party of young friends wer.
present ara they spent the afternoo1
pleasantly n games Of various kinds
and in ha0pg clatte- Refreshments
of ice cream and cake We're served m
a flower decorated dining room. Lit
tie Alma Scott, sister Of the hostp Is
aided in receiving anil entertaining.
The guests present We're. Helen ami
Hattie Parsons. Rose Edith Leslie
Adele MeManus, Dorothy, Helen and
George Fisher, Edmond and Robert
Butcher. Helen Louise Loeschne-
Gertrude Yanders. John, George anil
Esther Stehr, Katherine. Esther. Mary
and Helen Kelly, Fay and RUSSELL
Short, Goldie and Lille Kaiser. Mat.
tie Lou Phillips, Katherine Walsh.
Rhodie Jaeckel Addie aud Clara
Wood, Helen and Gertrude Egan. Me-
lie Voght, Gertrude and Jas. Pollock.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
CotilIion Dance

A most enjoyable evening was
spent last night at ST. Mary's Park
al the dance given by the Cotillion
Club.
Those present were Mesdames c
c. Terrell. F. p Aver. w. B. Thistle
wood, win Cunningham. Jean ".
Allen Byron Herbert. L. T. Ais.
thorpe Lloyd Gates. Misses Dorothy
England, Alice Wenger Emma Carey.
Belle Cunningham. Hattie and Flor.
ence Carey Margaret Lansden. Alice
Strong, Edith Hill, Alberta Naugle
Peatrite Lancaster. Marie HALEY
Tuthill. Ct Anna MI Lind. Ethel
Barry. Bruce Wearol. Iona swob~dq
Alice Walker Emma Woodward.
Xoya Lee
Messrs Calrdo Wir ers. Keanc;h
Wenger. Hisev Woodward Waite
Pretorius. win Cunningham Jessie
Gross. Leo Kleb. F. r. Alsthorp1.
Lloyd Gates. F. p. Aver. Elmer
Brown, Selden Fisher. Phil Fitzeer-
aid, Gilbert Casey Jervis Hickcox.
Birchfeld, Patterson. Horton Crehan.
Ed Lewis, Eucen Strong. Floss
Brder. Chas Gnhorer. VIII Howe.
oris Hastings, Mattox and DR.. ia.
bian.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
SAME OLD STORY
Man Falls Under Ere 9Th Train on
Bridge Approach-1ls Recov-
cry is Doubtful.

4 man giving his name as Bel
Lynch was fatally Injured yesterday
on the bridge approach while attempt
ing 90 board a south bound fr=irh-
train. lie missed his hold and fell
under the wheels. crushing the lef
arm and hand and iuiuring his spine.
He was removed to the hospital
where surgeons a>nputated the in
jured member He claimed to have
worked as a laborer on public works
and when hurt was on his way 10
Wickliffe to work for a railroad cen.
tractor He also stated that ne hat
40 relatives or friends to tell of his
bad luck. His recovery is doubtful
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
PERSONAL MENTION,

Dan Kelly has gone to s.. Louis.
Roy /. Williams has bone to Mem
phis on business.
Byron Herbert has gone 10 Chicago
on business trim.
Mrs. Roberts of Mount CITY was
in the city yesterday.
Miss Louise Berry who has been
Ill is able to be out again.
JeH Brown Of Olmsted. Ill.. was in
Cairo yesterday on business.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Birthday Party.

Herman Rimer, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs ], P. Rimer Of 3614 Highland
avenue was assisted ia celebrating his
seventh birthday anniversary BY a
number of his friends Yesterday after.
noon.
The afternoon was most pleasantly
spent in playing games.
Those present We're: George Camp
bell Iris and Curtiss Russell, Mack
Lane. Austin Click, Ethel Rigg'e.
Vealoda Shea, Winnie Croft, May and
Rosetta Rimer, Elmer and Herman
Rimer and Clint Croft,
Mrs. James Campbell. Mrs, NJ. L.
Croft and Miss Effle hlmer assisted
Mrs. Rimer in entertaining.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

Rev. and Mrs C. r. Arms trone
viii leave Monday for Hanford Cal.
whore they viii visit Mrs. Arm
s'rong's aunt, Rev. Armstrong was
allowed a two months leave of alb
sence by his congregation Of the
Lutheran church in order that he
may regain his health.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
HARTMAN LOOKING We'll

Semmering. Austria. June 22-F.
H. Hartman arrived here at : O'Clock
TINS evening and went Immediately
to the Hotel Panhans. where a suite
hal been engaged for him and his
family. Hartman appeared 10 be in
excellent health.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Moved Office.

The city engineer has moved hts
office 10 the rear room in the city
hall which had recently been repaired
The from room formerly occupied By
Mr.. Thisrlewood is being fixed up and
will be used by Judge Wuitcanp as
police court.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Two. Storv Modern Fiat

plans are being drawl by Arc +
taet Kusener for twO--t0Fy iat 60
be erected at Tenth and Walnut
sfrdats for NJ. LYMAN. the retired
dry goods merchant 1t viii he 81
modern structure with all con.
yeniences. for two families. II will
occupy the lots adjoining the present
residence OF Mr. and Mrs. LYMAN
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
No Chance at chicaoo Nail.

Repres entariyes or Jle chic go
Mill and Lumber company here
Snow nothing about any change in
the plant here eNcew thar which has
already taken place the elimination
Of the river pagt and veneer depart.
ment which were transferred TO
Helena. The box department of the
plant viii go on as it has been for
years pas.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION
Received at Madrid That Cuba Re.
fuses to Consider the so.called
Colonial Debt.

Madrid. June 22.-Senor Salazar
minister Of foreign affairs. TODAY re-
celVed Official notification Of Cuba's
refusal to recognize the colonial debt
The minister made no statement with
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Cairo eA HOUSE old Time FDDLERS CONTEST
CITY NEWS in BRIEF
Teachers Examination,

Superintendent Colt viii hold an
examination for teachers at the High
School next Saturday The County
Institute will be held Sept Clio
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

regard TO Cuba's attitude. but is
awaiting the complete text Of the ar
tieie which has ben mailed. The
cahIne' will then consider what
course Of action VIII be taken.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
NEW COLLEGE PRESIDENT.

Cartilage. No.. Juue 22-DT. r. b
Hoover of Su-puehanua Tu-y7rstr
at SeIins Grove Pa. was today elect
ell president of Castha-a coil g.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

Peter Lind Great Grand Mogul Of
the X. NJ. X. c. is negotiating for the
Dick Fowler to give an excursion July
9Th.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

MRS. FRED Kaiser of Mounds was
in the city shopping yesterday
Mr. Bowers AMI daughter of VII
! lard. were in the city Yesterday
Oklahoma for nm eyterJe3 ,.isit t''''' :
W.. =.
- 80 ;
Miss Certia si.,mors of ~
Prairie M vas ~ NM o; % r,as'
Mrs. /, Sweeney Of e,,ntbers,.il,o
Me. was = visitor IL Catro 800.
Mr. and Mrs. Max Kapfna, bove
gone "a paaucab Kv .,n -ar,. -,
John Bourgeois is quite i'll at his
home on Fourteenth ana Washington
Little Louise Lynch Who has been
visiting in Farrensburg, Mo. returns
MIs. y. q. IhistleWood and daugh
Ter Niss Blanche. Of Mounds, We're IN
Miss Vada Foraker and Miss Dog
.gett. of Beech Ridge. Ill. We're in the
Miss Hortense Thurman OF paaueah
is the guest OF Mrs. r. c. Petit rfI
Mrs Coburn and Mrs. VIII Kidd IF
Paducah We're in the city yesterday
visiting friends
Mrs. Mover and 5auob,.r vi.
Helen. Of Mt Carma, nm 49,
Cairo shoppers Tuesday
and Mrs. J. r. Lynch is rba ensst ~
T. p. Blanchard of Come 40
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Missionary Society.

The Woman's Missionary Soc ETY.
Of the First NJ r, church will hold
meeting Thursday afternoon at the
apartments Of Mrs. w. NJ. Hurt in
the Farrow.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Home Missionary.

The Home Missionary Society eff
the NJ. E Church South will meet at
the home of Mrs. James Campbell
$500 Highland avenue this afternoon
at go.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23
Birth of A Bow.

Mr. and Mrs. Fred Steinhouse OF
Seventeenth street. are the prouI
parents of fine baby boy born last
Saturday Mrs Steinhouse was for.
merly Miss Edith Hodge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

f7lCkOhf 81 1--WE WOOD Si.oV
Big load, stove size delivered. Both
phones. Clark Danforth Handle Co.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-23

Mrs. Srsan Mif1in OF Springfield
HI Is visiting her laughter. Mrs.
Joe Collins Of 2ll Seventh street.
Mrs Ainiin sill leave shortly for
tlaT-mont Cal. whore she viii make
an extended visit with her sister-in-
laT, Mrs. s. J. EichenDerger.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
LITTLE STORIES AND
BREEZY ANECDOTES

There was a large pile of luggage
in the baggage room awaiting trans
portation. Several hours silence
reigned, and then on a sudden a deep
sigh was heard over in one corner. 1t
seemed to come from a large Saratoga
trunk that stood there. 1t was so pa
thetic a sigh that the sympathetic Suit
Case standing by inquired as to the
reason for 1t.
whats the matter. Sara?" it asked
kindly.
"I am very much worried replied
the Saratoga. "I'm right afraid 1 shall
be busted before 1 get to the end of
my Journey"
Really? That's too bad" said the
Suit Case. what makes you feel that
way?"
II was strapped before 1 started"
said the Saratoga.
"Oh we'll, never mind" said the kind
ly Suit Case. 'If the worst comes to
the worst you can get your check
cashed."
"How's everything over in London.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19

old man?" asked the Hat Box, few
moments later addressing the Steamer
Trunk.
How should l know" returned the
Steamer Trunk. "Ive never been to
London"
But you have a Hotel Gastropole
label on your back" said the Hat Box.
well, what of it?" demanded the
Steamer Trunk. 1--WE got Yale lock
on my front but I've never been to
New Haven"
ugh! You hateful creature" said
the small leather Trunk, standing on
the baggage truck. ITO think of my
having to be seen in public with you!
1t is the most humiliating experience
in my life"
whats the matter with me?" re-
torted the Strap to whom this mys-
terious remark was addressed. I'm
Just as good leather as you are"
1.-The fact that we belong to the same
family only adds to my disgrace" said
the Trunk. Here we are setting out
on long journey and you are as tight
as you can be-"
"Oh, WELL" grinned the Strap, 81
guess you needn't throw any asparagus
at me. heard the boss say you were
so full your self that 1t took three men
to sit on you to shut you up"
Look at that green milliner's box
over there-did you ever see such a
ridiculous looking object?" jeered the
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19

graph office to countermand the send
ing of a couple of bull pups worth their
weight in gold.
AS Mr.. Blood's assistant hoisted a
well filled basket on his shoulder, he
facetiously remarked: THAT cat of
Mr. Percy Sloper's must be having a
birthday party" The worthy proprie-
tor deftly separated a fore quarter of
lamb and laconically replied, Maybe"
But his subsequent dealings with the
inhabitants of Meadow View Lodge
more than reassured him that his as
sistent was in error.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19

Steamer Trunk, eyeing proud-looking
express package on the shelf. Where
do you think you're going, proudy?"
"Baggage" shifted the milliner's box,
scornfully.
IL have just got back from abroad"
said a naughty Gladstone bag, leaning
gracefully against the wall and show
ing some inclination to look down upon
his companions.
You don't show any signs of II"
laughed the good-natured Suit Case.
81 should say not" retorted the Glad
stone, "You don't catch me allowing
myself to be pasted all over with hotel
advertisements"
"It would be pretty tough label that
would get stuck on you anyhow, /
guess" grinned the Suit Case.
And just then the baggage smasher
came in and threw them all out.-Ex-
change.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
Diametrically

Visitor-Fat men, notice. are quite
thick in Boston.
Hubbie-Fat men are quite thick
wherever you find them.-Boston Tran
script.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-12-19
Not to Blame

Do not blame the ass for being stub
born. He would not be a Perfect ASS
If he were otherwise.-Harper' Weekly
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-02-19
CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RY-

NOTE: Published only as information and
not guaranteed
400 P NC. & o. Limited Daily. Fast YES
4ibuls train. Pullman steepers 70 Lexington
Louisville, Cincinnati. Indianapolis. Chfcsr1
and g. Louis. Connection for Virgins H3r
Springs. Pullman Car Louisville TO Mem
ohis and New Orleans. Dinl-lE Cars a IA
carte service
MO ? NJ F. V. LIMITED Dat-v
Solid vestIbule train Pullman sieepers 70
Cincinnati. Lexington. and Louisville
Compartment sleeping car 70 Virginia Ffot
SPRINGS week days. Dining cars, a Ia CO.
service Pullman sleeperS Cincinnati "a
Chicago and st. Louis, and Louisville q
Memphis. NASHVILLE s'd New Orleans
sybesapeaKe and Ohio Offices 5I2 Peo7Sr-
vsnIa ave. 1893 z St and New Union Sfa
lion Telephone Main 1855 or Eos for ~
cts. baggage checks. reservations and taxi
cab. deS-tf