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The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
Natural Result.

Smith-"So young Swift has gone
broke, eh? What WIS the troubleY'
Jones lie was ON pleasure bent
and pverdid the thing"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
The Rising Man.

Gyer-"There goes young nam
Who invariably rises TO The occas-
| ion.
Myer-'Indecd,
Gyor--"FaGt; he's an elevator
Chauffeur"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07

HIM" exclaimed small johnny.
who happened 10 be in the parlor.
our teacher can do that"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07

songht Miss Helen. while BESSIE
poutCd because he would not stay out
I'm ihc yard and help her rake the
leaves.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07

Did Mr. Jcuson give You some
candy2N asked Tho girl idly and for
first time Arrhie remembered that, hc
bad moi received his usual bit of
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
The Point of View,

Ciara-'Whnt is Jack busipcss2'
Notwithstanding.
Clara-"Then he is not n busines:
man.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
The Latest.

IlOGcrick Say, old man. why In
the world Is that regiment OF girls
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07

wandering about the grdiron?"
Van Why, they are the
cleaners"
Roderick-"Gieaners? What are
they gleaning?"
Van Albort-"L Loose hair TO All
sofa pillows"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07

ington took u mack at the cherry
trcc?"
Little Bob ~ reckon there
wasn't any taxicab in sight"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
Proof Positive

Skinner Is an old hypo-
critic"
Jocll-"Wby do YOU think so?"
Tom-"rhe other day he told me
that young man should never pass
up an opportunity 10 embrace good
thing"
Jack-"Well?V
rom-"Whcn he caught me en-
bracing his daughter last night he
Kicked me down the 'front.' steps"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
The Two Husbands,

n nee there were two women who
ID got married. And The husband
Of The first woman was i'm
mensely popular with all her friends.
When ever they were ont at dinner
he was the lie of tho party and all
the other women rather enyIed her
having such "A coDgeniol husband
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07

l2AVER Will stir them
up" said Bray conf.
dcntly as no glanced
through the open door
NJ the statcro0m Of
sleeper.
u hope he dies ~
gTOaped Beverly. "Of
all tho personally
CoDduGter funerals ]
ever attended this is
.. L., sI. ...Haf ItTl
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-02-07
Exactly Like Her.

bXaClIy IlKe Her,
Artiet-"Your wife ordered this
portrait from me-"
Rochford="Shed did. oh? Well. iH
certainly is very much like her. Did
she pay for it?" q
Artlst-"No, SIR"
Rockford-"Ah, that Is still more
like her."
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Ore W Z = A-psar Younn.

4 wise -C-1s Trmcn gives az her
reason tor havf7Z l-2rnsi the vertical
"Eittng: tt fc:E CT writing his
teen uSc3 To- BIT : few years in some
schools. Wien I have occasion 10
write to anybody thy are very apt to
conclude from ny handwriting that I
have becn ont OF school but q few
years. ed accordingly / will bs coz
sidered = rezl YOUNG gcn2u.
This does not count for SO much
~ present. for I AZ only twenty-thrse
years. bat Il Eay CONT q great deal IL
getting rs = start IL the tric: dskip o.
9 nlaa later. viii Hoi OF course lie
sscut NY kgo. but ] viii set q more
taycTsbIs start" ~
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
He6ceheu Beauties Upstate.

When the Essex county board Of
supervisors last year passed q reso-
luton placing a bounty of Is cents
on hedSehogs killed In the county
there =era otIe who claimed that
there were net many of these timber
and produce destro: Ing animals in
the county. TIE committee on boun.
ties reports that c.G1T hedgchogs had
been killed in the various towns. At
70 cents each this brings the total
amount laid In bount.es On these ami.
mails alone up 70 s204.26. and this
amount viii undoubtedly DO increased
3 little By claims that will be pre-
sented at the December session.
Utica Observer.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

The Dakota Homecoming
TO be held in Aberdeen, June Is
IL and Is, will be one IF the events
of tho year. The Commercial
club OF Aberdeen have been work
ing on the 'homeing" for months
and have assurances from every
section Of the country that war
rants them in saying you will be
sorry if you fail to attend. We'd
nesday, June 16. has been design
atcd as Territorial day, Thursday
as North Dakota day, Friday as
South Dakota day, On this day
special program viii be given
and prominent speakers will
give short talks of a reminiscent
character. Ample Accommodations
will be furnished and first class
attractions have been secured to
entertain the large crowd which
will be in attendance. Among
the first settlers" who will be
there will be 500 Sioux Indians,
who will give a practical iliustra-
ton Of the life Of the residents
OF tie Territory of South Dakota
in the early day.
The railroads have agreed to
the following reduced rates; Cne
fare and a third from all points in
North aud South Dakota, A 500
round trip rate from Seattle,
Portland and other northwest
points to st. Paul, and home
seekers. rates from st. Paul to
Aberdeen. California points, $Ta
round trip rate to st. Paul, and
homeseekers rates from st. Paul.
Regular homeseekers' excursion
tickets from Chicago and all
points west will be sold Tuesday
June 18th. This rate Is a fare
and q half, plus $2. The western
coast tickets will be placed on
sale June lst to 9Th inclusive,
good up to Oct. 31st. In addition
to above. the railroad have agreed
stop over privilege on all tickets
from the east to the exposition
at Seattle.
II yon have eyer lived in either
of the Dakotas. arrange 10 come
back home and meet old friends
Absrdeen pfidss harselt on the
record she has for properly enter.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
EiE Def an.X.

A e~raI7 cL.ca@o Eaar,hant dIe6.
issgiIg 10 BIS c:l.y SIN f:r cnnduci OF
an exisfsIys hs'E<.s. anil grsa;
aes.h. ~-r s=f@5 - sstss qaif-
tsrs wSeif o tie yoisEs ~ possess
81 .se sh.i. y 10 carry c..t lie fathers
cosfetl
Vel sEsa q kip III disposal
friend. tfo- nv paFt. I thiBk Harry .
Te:y LTiSit and capable. I'm saT9 he
unI Sncee4G
-Terhafs yeu'rc right ssid another
aieEd. Ell ~ undoubtedly a
el-ytr sci.nu: bet take I. from me.
Cd m4n. 10 hasn't ct tie head to
Gl LIS fgtLcgs shoes
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

Pref CeoTEs Pc--s- ----sz y t@s
FsTEr1e srEnols. Las co-zT
rs5s IT. 81 la LAsy EESEz Gs~E
tE1ca feas tnsy sSe1k C2s ga
ECr-1-z fGE wsek P-og PC--s- ssG&
e - 60 s s1sFs after kSF4sE gF=s
c~y-eaBscr % k&s fK-.ozs EEESs wsss
= 4.Lg tor % TIE frc~t sea-. Eff~s
Ez~1- bec= Ersz psrzasgaoa - tax
rad
Pre- FsH. IRE rafEE@S o0cs
Tssk nSzz bs relied
IRE t1szks1 tEESs2 sid to
v11gk.sr
Tfen Fgsak
Ie1 FEr 7 thizks6 yozr coat tsa
Ma q sfSreEss now I thiak II T.
EEAaLe r@psss< tks sFehlnL
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Cur cy.n Minatreia.

-Nis.xh wplxah. kin TO tell NE
Go ciI5aes tween = coantasisIt bill
an q deceased fexioa?'
NO. George: that's \ lard one.
What 10 the differences between .
counterfeit bill ard a deceased se.-
ten"
dc one Ar q e:ose resemblance an,
DO ufdah arr a dead ringer"
Ladies m gcniianiea. the reaowa.
Cd tsncr. e. KInehoo KILN, Will
nov s.Eg the popular o2.iad. LII:
Your Head from My Shoulder. Oar
iiEg; This Is q Borrowed Coat"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
A st,r rurn.

The boy stood on the Poop OF q
schooner beside the captain on q
stormy night. wishing TO consult his
chart. lie captain said to the boz:
Here. take the wheel. Ill be back
In q fsw minutes. Steer By that star.
and you VIII be all right"
The boy began TO steer the vessel.
ard zson got her out OF toT course.
The sssr appeared a the stern instead
Of ahead. and. with a feeling Of pride.
be shouted down TO the captain:
Come up and find me another star.
I've passed that oae!"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

This p~apcrwants correspondents
in every community. We are 60
ing to devote q page to the country
news Of tho County il cOrrespOn-
den : eau be obtained. Remember
we are going to devote Ouf entire
time to the upbuilding of the News
from this time on, and you may
Expect to sec considerable change
and improvement. We have &
godd proposition to make To one
young man or lady in each com
munity. Write us for particulars.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

tanning within her gates. and
the Aberdeen way will be
worked to the limit on this occa-
sion,
In addition to the Homecoming
feature, Il is also a celebration
of the twentieth anniversary Of
statehood. and every citizen es
North aud South Dakota is eliqa-
BILE to take part in this. North
and South Dakota are working
together Tor the success of this
Homecoming and while this,
the first meeting will be held in
South Dakota, the understanding
is that the next one will be pulled
OFF at some point in our sister
state.
One of the features will be a
three days bali tournament, and
alre ady teams from both states are
writing to get into the game
I. B. Roberts, the secretary in
charge of the Homecoming
will be pleased to answer in de-
tail anv innpi.:oe -Li-.-
WHiCH uhd9 "
addressed to him.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
cp- & co-F-E c-y-Ea
Esy Lse $50 was s--sss-s E-c Es.-
Eer. kar xgerc-ec ths Ec--@rsv.

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sess, b1S Wssrs-se tAs cs=-esy.
I waE Ezsee2 wE&1 re rsseAe2
Frere e. 8 n A TSSe-csza rHy 60
pa =ErSCw awoEs -e lay RHr-
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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Read the r1obridge
News.
ne?.nep, Of the Interior. L. 5. LAID OG.oe

Department u the Interior. L. s.. LAID OEsee
~ aberdeen, ;. u.
May -, 1866
ECt1rs is hereby given that Ueinrirh NeikEm,o:
i bridge. \. b. y 80. On June lSths iga, made
gamsstead En'-y. No. t29sl, serial No. go f"r
n w u. Nv ANEA ahd ~ NV =, Se~-
.au 3 ToI sAip IS y, Ramgs - vest II = prin-
"a! Meridian. has FLED E''tire - Intention !"
Ezxe sal fve-ysar Eroof. to- estaI | IA claim t.
he Isad ah6ys eesrTibcd, b. fore Clsrk OF Cirrut
'gGrt. ~ Mound Gag, ). d., "n the nth day Of
july. lac. .
claimants gAmeS ~ witnesses: J"hn SaUeT.
lakoh Wetguu. Andvn T.. Eysh, Wilhelm Ne.snm
al of AobTidse, ;. ID.
r. D. EIgDs. Register.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
a Moral warnln.

1T Is hard" sad q visitor 10 the
city. for a nan to 20 wrong il New
York"
y had not imagined IT," said his
f:iend. Why so?-
VIII, ! see posted in 10 many
places large signs residing. Keep to
tie Right"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
q lnn.

.TF- .ssEets Old Lady tnakiag r.
eyvsez 81 cab stand saw = police
Ell III t.e poor Esas ~. HISS been
"a fsis 81 enc Of those nasty bley-
eiss, ] suppose.
Fca5-fse's been run into. mum
Dot 81 lat a bicycle thia time.
& o. What was Il. then, thar
san iEfo linz
fab9 frasectivsiy : Sornswhere
stoEt 'ar< a barrel o beer. mum.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Ma AIarr, clock.

y guess" said ire Yznkse who lad
been asksd 70 adn.ire an echo. Il
Ur.a1a =. ~~sA
~@v wUSw ETFJknk1E 11out
echoes n this country. Why. a. my
country place up IN TIE Rocky noun
tains. IL takos eight hcsrs 70 hear the
echo OF yoar voice. When ( 90 to bed
I put my lead cut 81 the window and
shout Tine - get up and the echo
wakes ne IN the novning
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
s,-1oa.. o..

1irto I'm r. lou lated shams."
said a clre.nn II theatrical manager.
ri ycu tried 10 iA.pese on him. he
would call you Gown.
at tie Amiga. during q rchca-sal
be sad re doaSted an actors state.
ment u Il he Lad given forty hours
Of stpdy TO h's lines.
Yen dsu5t ma?' saId the act9-.
hct'y. 4 assure % McpfIcur S1raoa.
Ii hate &c e. led bit tEEe Id III
life,
Then Ills raakcs ts..e. eh? said
he
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Wonaerful suraleal op.ra,len.

smons recent wonderful surgical
op-f~aons IL one of a most daring
and cnusuAl nature. An i5:ot. six
years old. the daughter OF 2 resident
OF Berlin. has ileen converted into an
intelligent being by the process OF
grating part Of the mothers thyroid
gland upon thu ehild's paacreas.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Sufficiently Marco.

You want 10 get damages, I sup
rose" said the lawyer to whom Mrs.
Dcnoyan's husband escorted her on
the day after she and Mrs. Leahy had
INDUCED IN a little difference OF opin-
ion.
'Damagesl" echoed Mrs. Donovan.
shriliy, Haven't i got damages
enough already. man? What I'm after
is satisfaction"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
Enre MAKING Esrnehnsn.

~ ynr Feet . family party In a fnc-
II aDlfinfs5 carriage on the island OF
Montreal. ISr tines out Of ten II Is a
French fainii,. rat the French can
make rsoney wien they give their
minds 20 ire game" the fact that the
iegding fairly CT nnancicrs in Mont.
real 81 french indicated.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

.fos. er5fun.s IDGed the
ausiesc 'rsfr CIR In sdTanced arith-
met.c ~soa VII reci.e in unison the
table * gzIrc1s
ewon he Teaa1 repeated in
choffss.
f@n mills make q trust.
Ten trusts make 4 combine,
Ten confines make a merger.
Tcn rcri ers make a rnagnate.
Ore raa9Date makes the money
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
TIE cree &C.. ,ra.ucta-

Com isrfor--f shoiii Ike 70 Ieaye
these pccfas with your cfIitDr what
IS the usual procedure: fayeEYt done
any mzgazire work beEofn.
once Boy-well iae nss:aI custom
Is 20 leave 'em an Ell! back Il !
day o. so- nd git 'c,.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

Railroad wrecks have been
pretty Emueh in evidence in the
immediate past, but the Milwau.
kee seems to carry a rabbits foot
for lack at that, few have been
injured.
This Office has this week put out
some pa cards for j. L, Parrot,
complying with the state law in
such matter that certificate of
breeding on all stations must be
posted in the various places of
standing. Mr.. Parrot has one Of
the finest stations ever brought
into this part Of the state.
The Pioneer at Bowdle says their
people we're a bit scared when the
Ball team wcnt to Seiby. that they
might meet defeat and thereby
break into their 1000 per centaee:
Just when they got this per cent il
somewhat Of q mystery to the Mo-
bridge fans. The writer has .
fsis. r~eSSssscS * inc Bowlis
bcys haviag pisad . game hero ii
some time. or other. Sort Of al
also ran propagation.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

Col WkI.e-Yoag o e. quite q
slrger. Inn he, fsuseHhsrky
BrOthe- observation-disclosures! Vas
seal ~ oze6. 70 yv for akin. Dat
boz, sab. an snttingly de most ualo-
dcrouz crIlsd pa5zcn In dis whole
town.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
u crss, ac.

eNov rshnrny." said the sundsy
fcAool Ga Ter. ~ean you tell ma one cf
me ost remarkable things Noses
did,"
f'Ycs. Il a'am." replied she bright
ayozsh- brske sll the command
Enenix 4 he farse time
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

Rodrlck-In the stock market news.
9 there 10 money on call.
Van albert fsadlyl--On cali. ehf
Wen. Il ! SHOULD call with q maya
phone one Of II would reach me.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
H;s Lao. wor1.

"Fo ycu~ wife always lets you have
the last word in an s~rgnsnsnt7"
|Cartai-Iy.- answered Mr.. Neck.
sa 1T Il necessary for me- 20 Nave
tie last ~csd In order TO show that
agree With her perfectly
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
s7z,sn Profanity

KATY cd I've. and q resident Of
A~Jnetice'S fcat o. culture. ran 70 her
sztha morning. s~xcIafning:
Failer. brother Howard gwore."
sSMcac. I'D heg" inquired the par
ert, ggfmsg. reaching for the slippc-
0hat Efd re sayT@
~Eo ra.a ~saE@4s" resnopded Easy
BOIeE1gIy.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

II exssts. but II Is utterly f~AlIacIous
and dangerous. for n II based only on
that vcry fragile ~thinx-looks. II may
- Fcnssfssc. but It ts not lasting. and
10 seldom gsnuins.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
FsmIsine Philosophy.

Joncs-;.vky can't a woman keep .
sccret7
smith-For e OF two reasons
either 4 f. not worth keeping or else
t Is too good 10 k~ceD.-Judse.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28
80 tie -co~-.t.

SLe-rcat you thins ssst her play.
INK Slows rcn:afxabic nnifae
He s,rwnsrs)--Yer bat she was .
dsucOa org Tine IN sc'finz TO II.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

"a as cc=sc1 = hs ksF sSsAsrr
III hasf =
~wnss xssErsSrsul thias ala he DOR
~Aarr:ca another girl"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-05-28

5ac3-Ilnt orn klas. aea
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khing.
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lords will be ill-advised if they court
a fight over the budget. The liquor IN
terest is strong but for some consider
able time it's influence has been on
the wane.
Sir Thomas Upton will probably
be the first to receive a hacking at
the hands-or tongues-of the mem
bers of a new London organization
now being formed, and which will be
patterned after the famous Gridiron
club of America.
No organization quite on this order
exists anywhere in Europe, and some
energetic souls, mainly of the Amerl-
can brand, think it high time that one
is formed. They have been agitating
the matter for some time, and it has
now taken definite shape.
There will be no clubhouse, no in
iation fees and no dues. 1t will be
purely a dinner club, and the only
EXPENSE attached to it will be an as
sessment for a dinner whenever one is
given. These dinners are not to be
held at stated intervals, but only on
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-11-18

LONDON, Nov 1S.-The fate of the
budget, that all-absorbing topic of
England this week, will soon be de-
cided. On Monday next the measure
will come up on second reading in
the house Of lords, and the final deci-
sion of that august body will follow.
Meanwhile, Englishmen are asking
each other it, as appears likely, the
lords throw out the budget, upon
what grounds will they base their ac-
ton? 1t is not likely that they will
place the land clauses in the front
rank. The probability is that ostensi-
bly, the liquor clauses will occupy the
place of honor The lords know full
we'll that the owners of large estates
are not popular, and that at the gener-
al election the cry, 'the land in dang
err" would meet with no response. The
liquor interest, especially in England,
has considerable popular force behind
it. and the peers may well find II
more judicious to fight behind beer
barrels than from behind feudal out
works which have been in totterlne
condition. For their own sakes' the
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-11-18
STANDARD TIME
HAS A BIRTHDAY

this presumption on the part of puny
humans would be followed by some
terrible visitation signifying the anger
of the Heavenly powers. The Charles
ton earthquake did follow soon after,
and no doubt the worthy clergyman
considered this a special fulfilment Of
his dire prophesy.
Previous to 1888 the methods of
measuring time in the United States
were so varied and so numerous as to
be ludicrous There were fifty differ
ent standards used in the United
States from coast to coast and on one
road between New York and Boston,
whose actual difference is twelve min
utes, there were three distinct stand
ards of time Even small towns had
two different standards, one known as
town or local time and the other
railroad" time Naturally this condi
ton of affairs caused endless compli-
cations,> and railroad officials were
harried to the point of despair in their
efforts to make out time tables that
could be understood by the lay public.
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try. His patriotism was put to the
test by the breaking out Of the Civil
war, and he was not found wanting.
He organized a regiment and went to
the front, where he speedily distin-
guished himself by his valor and his
military ability His services won for
him a promotion to the rank of major
general.
After the war, he settled in New
York city and actively interested him.
self in politics. In May, 1871, he was
made collector of internal revenue.
and in October Of the same year he
became register of the city. In 1886 he
was appointed pension agent Later
he established the New York Month
ly," of which he was editor and pub
Usher He died Aug 81, 1902
Elsie Sigel, the unfortunate girl who
was murdered in a Chinatown resort
this spring, was a granddaughter Of
Gen. Sigel The crime created an in
ternational sensation, and the police
all over this country and in foreign
lands joined in a search for the GRIM
inal, but without result