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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02
Bad Breath

FOR months had great trouble with nv
stomach and used all kinds Of medicines.
AIy tongue has been actually as green "a
grass, my breath having bad o<ior Tvs,
weeksago friend recommends Cascarets
and after using them can willingly and
cheerfully say that they have entirely
cured me therefore let You know that
shall recommend them to any one suffer-
ing from such troubles. ''-Chas. II. Hal
perm, ia T. 9TH St. New York. N. Y.
Peasant. Paizfahle. Potenf. TASTE aooa
10 GOOD Never Sicken. Weakcu or Csrip~
1yc. sc. 30 Never sold IN bulk The rc.-
uine tablet stamped G C Gusranteed to
cure or your noney back ez5
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

Perhaps you do not know how
strong you are In some ways Here
is a trick which viii show you that
you have more strength in your arms
than you may have supposed: Hold
your hands straight IN front Of you.
With the palms toward you, and the
middle fingers OF each hand just
touching each other Then ask some
one to pull your hands apart. You
viii be surprised to md that a much
bigger. stronger person than you will
probably not be able to pull your
hands away from each other.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02
A CURE FOR FITS
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Strug
Cling TO Attain for Centuries

The intense interest that has been mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derfui cures that are being accomplished
daily by ephepticide. still continues. II 10
really surprising the vast number Of people
who have already been cured Of eta and
nervousness. In order that everybody ma,
have chance 10 test the medicine. lsrrt
trial bottlOa. valuable literature. History o.
Epilepsy aud testimonials. viii be sent b,
mail absolutely free 20 al who write 10 ths
DR.. May Laboratory. 54s Pearl Street. New
York CITY
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

kindness to such frauds" said
Commissioner Hebberd, the expert OF
New York's department OF charities,
does them harm. A magistrate was
telling me about a case he had the
other day--a drunk and disorderly.'
last time you were here said the
magistrate. severely. I let you of
with reprimand
Eyes. yer honor said the prison.
err. I guess that's why I'm here
again. II sorter encouraged me-"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

Thers ~as yosnx neshsr ~he lived 10
a whlFi.
a ven yoanE mosAsr. -. guile snail
Eiri.
sid . raany babies al daughters. ave
SIC knsw 30 whss 70 Do uiih then ~
Der she s1n
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

Don't dope yourself for every little
pain. It only hurts your stomach. Such
pain come usually from local inflam-
nation. A little rubbing with Hamlins
Wizard oil win stop it Immediately.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

players TO prevent It from alighsfng
On them by blowing al II whenever
Il comes their direction. ANY player
upon Whom Il falls must pay a forfeit.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

Turn failure into victory,
Don't let your courage fade,
If you get lemon,
just make the lemon-aid.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

50 she dressed and undrcrsed them twelve
times every day
Ard keps them al ncat through their
uork and their play.
And every one sid what q model
yourg mother
To know which l. Which and which one
Il the other ?"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

The Woman 3 Aero club is the new
est thing in cluos in France, and is
making great stir.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02
MAoI-Kos-DIA RHEs

Best remedy known for Diarrhoea. cramp.
Collie and Cholera Morbus. Send 25 cents
TODAY Tor bottle.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

Il takes a pretty sharp remark to
cut slow man to the quick.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02
BRuxor HALL

BRUNoT HALL
A Protestant Boarding and Day sehool
for Girls
Certificate Admits 10 Smith ana 0thei
Colleges
Unusual advantages In music piano. violii
and vocal Fine Art studio Write for Illus
frased cataloKne. For further informstios
JULIA P. BAILY. Principal
s2oe Pacine Ave Spokane. wash
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02
0. B. WILLIAMS
OMPANY,
Seattle. Washington

ar see You re back from the 'front.'
says Mike to Pat, who has just come
out of the army hospital
"Worra, worra, says Pat, "I
thought I was thin, but not so thin
as that"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

A man WIN confess to one bad hab-
II for the purpose Of hiding dozen
othera
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

D.Hsls DRUG q Chemical Co. spss.s. w..A.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

The barefoot boy had carefully
broken his fishing pole across his
knee and tossed it into the stream.
What's the troublef' asked the
passing stranger.
''Been fishing all afternoon. Did
not get bite. If could have brought
home mess o. FISH I might have
squared it for shakin' that boss an
plow."
"But why did you break the fish
ing polef"
"I'm willing to take what's comm ,
to me, mister, but don I see why
should save dad the trouble Of cuttin
his own switch
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

% sirrp. What Aas hia surprise 70
go. IN fhe spot where be had throHn
hls eyslids do~n. = strange bush gfoH'
80. Radma tasted the leaves He
,onnd them deiiciousiy fragrant
rhsn 10 eis ioy. hs learned thar By
simply chowinK thssc leaves be could
readily Keep aaake. no matter ho~
great bis fatigue And this quality
Or ssimalatiou from siecpiness tea has
always retained. the legend concludes.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02


In g.onnansinopie and other cities
OF the east. wild dogs. Eaunt. raven
Gus. NANCY and insoieni. are permit
ted 10 pro~i abou, the streets in Tor.
mldabie packs A faforiie haunt Of
the beasts a fcw years ago vas the
Little yield Of the Dead. cemetery
10 Pera. Turkey. Here they gathered
By tho hundreds. and basked IN the
snn and howIcd and fought. sometimes
among themselves. always with In.
trudera. They seemed to regard the
Frewsome graveyard a. their special
estate.
Occasionally the casy.going auihori.
ties would BE- moved. BY frequent re
curfence Of ontrases on the part OF
the wild dogs. 70 order soldiers 20
capture packs or them. The bruiea
thus taken we're driven aboard . ship
and transported to a barren island IN
the Sea Of Marmora For IN the east
they do not believe IN Staying dogs.
even n Il becomes impossible FOR pco.
pie to live in the same ncighborhood
With them Three days provisions
we're provided for the animals on the
Island. Aud always they were accom-.
panied BY a Mullah. or a priest. who
before making tho return journey,
preached to the canine congregation
a long sermon on the duties OF resig.
nation and religious fortIiude
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-09-02

ssNo one should drink water that
hasn't been boiled for at least an
hour''
fYou are a physician, presumed
"Nope. Coal dealer
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
FEET or SEA BEASTS.
Their Appearance When the Skin Is
Stripped off.

Their Appearance When the skin Is
Stripped off.
OF all the feet that | have looked at
| know only one more utterly ridicu
lous than tie twisted clipper on which
the sea lion props his great bulk in
front. and that is the forked fly flap
which extends from the hinder part OF
the same How can it be worth any
beasts while to carry such an absurd
apparatus with it just for the sake OF
getting out into the air sometimes ana
pushing oneself about on the ice and
being eaten by polar bears? The por-
poise has discarded one pair, turned the
other into decent fms and recovered a
grace and power of motion in water
which is not equaled by the greyhound
on land. Why have the seals hung
backi | believe | know the secret 1t
is the baby! No one knows where the
porpoise and the whale cradle their
newborn infants-it is so difficult to
pry into the domestic ways of these
sea people-but evidently the seals
cannot manage it, so they are forced
10 return to the land when the cares of
maternity are on them.
! have called the feet or these sea
beasts ridiculous things. and so they
are as we see them. But strip of the
skin. and 10. there appears plain
foot, with its five digits, each OF sew
eral joints tipped with claws. nowise
essentially different, in short, from
that with which the toad or frog first
set out in a past TOO distant for our
inhrm Imagination Admiration itself
is paralyzed by a contrivance so sim
pie. so transmutable and so sufficient
for every need that time and change
could bring.-Strand Magazine
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
Paris Aotressss.

1t is very usual thihg FOR the Paris
hostess to engage actresses to per
form for her guests, and they, Of
course, mingle with these guests on
fairly equal terms during the rest of
the evening. But know of very few
Partisan society hostesses who would
invite actresses to dinner. i am not
sure, either, that the actresses would
accept such an invitation if they got
1t, and l may add that it is an anus
Ing lesson in equality and fraternity
TO hear Nine Ia Marquise address an
actress as "mademoiselle." The tone
Is eXQuisitely polite, but it would
freeze you on the hottest day in sum-
mer. And yet numbers of Paris ac-
tresses are married women and, if I'M
married, essentially respectable, but
the word actress" is a label, and
Paris is a town of labels.-M. Raphael
in London Strand Magazine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
Men and Women and Money.

Divide $500 between boy and a
girl and start them on a vacation with
1t, and the girl will go twice as far,
see ten times as much and come home
with new clothes and money in her
purse. But the boy will be dead broke
and have seen less. This is the diff
ference: A girl when out sightseeing
will live on crackers and soda water
and the boy will stuff himself with
three big meals a day. The same diff
ference is apparent when the boy and
girl are grown. Ever know that IA
Their spends a lot on eating when trav-
cling and doesn't get to see as much
MS mother, who makes every tune she
misses a meal take her a few miles
farther?-AtchisOn Globe.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
ATHLETIC TRAINING.
To Acquire an Excess Of Muscle May
Prove injurious.

Nothing could he more elusive than
the idea tnat by a period Of athletic
training man can lay in a stock OF
health and strength upon which he can
draw later while engaged In seden-
tary occupation. The truth is that the
big muscles and hypertrophled heart
Of the athlete are perilous possessions
for the man who no longer has the
time OF the inclination for using them
When he stops the exercises by which
he gained them. instead of simply re-
turning TO their original size they suf-
fer one or another Of the many forms
Of degeneration and become incapable
Of performing their original services.
1t is not quite true that all exercise
for its own sake is harmless. for it is
well to be prepared for the meeting of
life's little emergencies as well as its
ordinary and daily demands, but it
probably is true that. the emergencies
apart, every man does enough in going
about his customary business and
pleasure to keep himself in the condi-
ton which that business and pleasure
demand and that anything besides is
superfuous or injurious. That athletics
take one into the open air is less a
commentator of athletics than an in
dictment of our houses. offices and
stores for lack of adequate ventilation
If all the air we breathe was pure air
we could get along well enough with
out any open air at ALL Any man who
has the muscle he needs for doing the
things he wants TO do and should do
has all the muscle he ought to have
To acquire more is a silly waste of
time and perilous besides.-New York
Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
A WiIlinn Scot

Dean Ramsay has story of that
border hostility between English and
Scots which used to go to halter
lengths. a Scottish drover was re-
turning from the south in particularly
bad humor with the English. having
done poor business, when he saw in
Carlisle a notice offering a reward OF
100 10 any one who would volunteer
for the unpopular task of hanging Il
condemned criminal. Seeing his chance
to make up for his bad market and
comforting himself with the thought
that he was unknown there, be did
the job and got his fee. AS he was
leaving he was tainted as a beggarly
Scot. doing for money what no Eng
lishman would. But he answered. with
a cheerful grin, III hang We a at the
price"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
The MISSING TURK.
An Incident In the Stage Career Of
Sarah Bernhardt.

An Incident In the Stage Career of
Sarah Bernhard.
Sarah Bernhardt was once playing
ut Marseilles in a spectacular play in
which she made her entree accOmpa-
MED by six Turkish slaves. A. line on
the program announced that these six
Turks would accompany Nine. Bern
hardt. but when the time came for
them to go on one of the youngsters
had disappeared. Sarah mustered the
Eve in order and made her entrance
with grand flourish The house was
crowded. but not a handicap greeted
her as she appeared. Then still, small
voice in the gallery murmured some
thing in an indignant tone. Fifty
voices Immediately took up the strain,
and IN ten seconds more the whole
house was shouting the same phrase.
Bernhardt strained every nerve to
catch what they were complaining
about. She knew the phrase began
with "Nlanque," but the rest of it was
lost in the general hubbub. For full
minute the tumult continued Then
Sarah, muttering things below her
breath, rushed like fury down to the
footlights In the front row the ac-
tress had spotted one man who was not
taking part in the hullabaloo. Pointing
at him, the actress exclaimed sternly:
"You seem to be the only sensible per-
son in the house Tell me what on
earth they are kicking up this row
for?"
The man rose, bowed to the actress
and remarked in very bad American
French, Madam, you are shy one
Turk
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
WAYS to an untimslx End.

The catalogue Of the ways and means
employed by otherwise sensible people
to incur the risk of disease and an
untimely end include running to catch
trolley cars, breathing rapidly through
the mouth instead Of deeply through the
nose. eating too hastily and overeating
"sOuchlng' instead Of standing aud
walking in an erect attitude. using un
necessary stimulants. failing to eXter
inmate the presidential house6y. which
goes bllthely about carrying the germs
of disease; sleeping in i'll ventilated
rooms and failing to protect food from
flies and other insects by proper screen.
ing Philadelphia Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
GENERAL LIE.
His Personal Influence and His Mill,
terry Prowoss.

IT'S rftaOUdl iUHucuCc ana tbs Mlii-
terry Prowoss.
In looking FOR the source Of Lees
personal influence we have TO go back,
l think 60 the habit of Inherited re-
spect which the people Of the south
paid to social position. 1t was not born
of a feeling of subservience, however,
for the poorest cracker had an I'm
mistakable and unself conscious dignity
about him. he always walked up To-
and faced the highest with an air Of
equality. No, this latent respect was n
natural response on the part of men of
low estate to good manners and oft
displayed sympathy Lee by bis CON
nection through birth and marriage
with the most distinguished and best
families Of Virginia represented the
superior class. Moreover, that he was
a Lee of Virginia and by marriage the
head of the Washington family had
from one end of the south to the other
a weight which the present CONNER
cial. mammon worshiping age knows
OF cares but little about.
Again, Nature in one of her moods
had made him the balanced product In
manners and looks of the well bred
and aristocratic traditions of the gen
tleman transmitted and ingrafted at
an early age through the cavaliers into
Virginia life. But for his military
prowess he had something vastly more
eficacious than ancestry or filing the
mold of well bred traditions. He had
the generativc quality of simple, eff
fective greatness-in other words, an
unspotted, serenely lofty character
whose qualities were reactive, reach
ing every private soldier and making
him unconsciously Drawer and better
as a man.-Morris Schaff in Atlantic.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14

TINE TABLE.
TRAINS cnNG NORTH.

AhA1RNo N-tNNG NphIH.
No. 52-St. Loms Express, 1905 a. NJ
No. "a st. L. Fast Mail, 1923 p. In
No. &C. & St. L. Linn, 5:25 a. m !,
No. 56--Hopkinsville Ac. $3.50 p. nv
No. 94.-Dixie Flyer, 5:53 p. M
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
w. 5l--St, l.. Express 5:32 .. %
90. E3-St. L. Fast Mail 5:33 a. IN,
.. &C. an o. Linn. 1850 p. r.
.. 55-Hopkinsville Ac. 7:05 n. "a.
No. 95. Dixie Flyer, 9:43 a. NJ
N s1ano "a conusct at 81. Louis and other
D s west
o. 81 connects at Guunre for Memphis lin
p Is as Tar south as Erin and FOR Louisv e.
c lnnAti and the Eas;: IN
NJ 50 aud SIS make direct connection al Guth
rie or Louisville. Cincinnati and ali pcft
no b and east Thereof. No. So and IS also cuss~
meet 'or Memphis and way points
0 " runs throngn u Cacago and will rot
ca rs passengers 70 point South Of Evapsvfe.
carries through slsepers to ST. Louis
% tnrou. sleepers TO Atlanta, aeon,
u .son vile, ST Augustine and Tampa. Fla.
60 puum an slcepers to New Orleans. Con
re e. at Guthrie Tor points East and West. o.
% N not carry lccal passengers Tor potts Nor
sshvirs Tenn
I C.. HOOE ACT.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
crushina.

Mrs Newbride with an air Of tri-
umph)-Really, was greatly surprised
to get wedding present from the Van
de- Gilds They are so exclusive, you
know. Miss Jellus-Yes, but they are
very charitable, believe.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
A Mnnder of soisnos.

81 have been taking some moving
pictures Of life on your farm" said a
photographer to an agrlculturist. Did
you catch my laborers in mstion"
asked the farmer II think So" "Ah,
well, science is wonderful thingp'-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
The TelenranIn.

The first royal speech transmitted by
telegraph was that delivered by the
late Queen Victoria when she opened
parliament on Nov. IS, 1887. The
speed OF transmission was ffty-ive
words q minute
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
His Only Reason.

Mrs. Jawbaek (angrily)-Since you
stayed out so late, why did you come
home at all? Mr.. Jawback (drnwsily)-
TO sleep, m dear-jusht 20 sleep
thatsh alli--Exchange
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
Hard Luck.

Bob Footlite (acto1 Failure? !
should think it wns The whole play
was ruined. She-GraclOus. How was
that? Bob Footlite-Why. at the end
Of the last act steam pipe burst and
Kissed me OF the stage.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
j. c. HooE. Agt.

HalloweI's patent cape extractor
for removing cape worms from the
windpipes of young chickens, for
sale AT this office at 10 cents each
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
a Useless Effort.

VisitOr-I suppose you men in public
life weigh your words? Senator
What's the use? Some newspaper fel-
low is sure TO come along and monkey
with the scales.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14

Exhaustive observation is an element
Of every great achievement.-spenser-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
Own Your Own Home
And arm!
Now is the time to buy real estate in
Hopkinsvile and Christian county.
With the high prices WHEAT CORN TOBACCO CATTLE HOGS
everything land advance why
not invest in goodf arm before the RAISE COMES
GOOD LAND INVESTMENTS in Christian county,
furnish help
pay for it.
very desirable lots for sale
that will interest you
the bargains have to offer YOU

80 acres near Pee Dee, six-room house, two
barns, stable and cabin. 10 acres of good timber
and a nice youug 81 chard, price $3.50 per acre.
230 acres just outside of Pembroke. Groom
house, and all other necessary outbudings most
of the land in clover and timothy; all in very
high state of cultivation price $50 90 per acre.
225 acres near Howell. KY. large 7room house,
with good barn and stable, and all out buildings in
good repair we'll watered, and everything up in
good shape, price $4,000 per acre.
225 acres, near Herndon, KY, Groom house. 2
tobacco barns, one cabin, stable, small orchard,
price S. 25000.
$50 acres II miles west of Pembroke. This is
one of the finest farms in the county and well i'm
proved. Price $50 90 per acre.
80 acres, miles north of town on the Greenville
road price 81 100000.
200 acres near Julien KY, small cottage, stable,
cabins, has spring branch running through farm, a
cheap place at the price, $4,000.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14

316 acres, IL miles south of Hopknsvile, KyI
6 room house, good barns, and good stable, anf
all other improvements necessary 40 acres of good
timber this place is we'll watered, and splendid
tract of land, price $35 90 per acre. IA
225 acres, 5 miles east of town on the Russelville
pike, large modern house of II rooms with all
conveniences. out buildings all in frst-class cond-
ton, 30 acres of splendid timber, several fine
springs, and one of the best stock and grain farms
in the county. Price $50 90 per acre.
2l0 acres, 5 miles south of town, room house.
two good barns stable, 3 cabins, granary and all
necessary out buildings fences in good repair, 80
acres of timber, land in high state of cultivation
price only $35 90 per acre.
go acres south of town, right on the pike This is
of the choicest little homes in che county, with
brand new house. place neawy fenced. well wa
tered and all in fine stand of grass. Price only
1880 90.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14

A splendid business and beautiful home with it
at Casky, KY. Price 100000.
127 foot lot on Walnut street, with dwelling on
one sid of property, price So. 900 90.
A new modern up todate house, on South Vir-
GINA street, price $400OO0.
One of the most attractive homes on East Ninth
street, price 81, 900 90.
house and lot on Jesup avenue one of the
most desirable corners in that part of town, price
81, 10000.
House and lot on corner of Virginia and Six
teenth This is one of the most attractive cottages
in the city, price 100000.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-10-14
CITY PROPERTY.

House and lot on East Eighteenth, nice 5room
cottage, built only short time, and we'll impfyov-
ed, Price 81, 10000. \
A very desirable cottage on East Seventh, price
81. $4,000:
very choice vacant lot on Mcpherson avenue,
right back of West Side School, price only $25OO0.
A modern and convenient 7-room cottage and>
out buildings, on South Campbell street, water,
gas and electricity. Especially we'll constructed
house, comparatively new. Lot sc 200, extending
back to 30 foot street. Good value for $3,5OOOO.
House and lot on Home street, price 81 ,45O.