The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-09-11

mad afore She says when she turned around all the
men the store was aughin an that made her madder
cause he owned pair o ducks hisself, an he went in
the back o the store an found old hat-box as was
pretty large, an he went to work took the duck
o the basket an put him into the box. an give Mrs
Macy EN- both to carry an put her on another an
she set off again.
well, that time she got to the depot all safe an
there was old DR.. Carter from Meadvie, an it goes
clean o Mrs. Mays head 50 she an he set out to
be real happy to the Junction. an the first thing he asked
she the Sox e heaxe an e
tom come out an the duck flew down the car.
was i 5o s Mae ma s a
WELL as is both fat an both wedged in seat to
enjoy all they could of each other the Junction DR..
Carter Obliged to unwedge hissel an catehn the
duck was most awful business. an DR. Carter had to
get off about quick done. WE'LL Mrs. Macy
feel free air, an an sat with her right
off of an asked her whether it was duck or drake
told her he could easy tell by cachn spider givn
it to the duck an if he took it it drake, an if she
she said she couldn't deny it. an then he went back to
his seat, an she rode the O. the way ryn
figure where the hitch in what he said for she
straight about the spider.
! well, so she got home an went right up to her
the minister about her shoes, an what do you think.
Mrs Lahrop what do you think the minister had
advsn' Mrs Brown to make her pound cake by sayin'
One two, three, Mother caught flea the flea bein
the butter, ana Mrs. Macy says was plain to be seen
he wasn't bit pleased at her comm in to have his
memory system applied to her backward.
: She says after that she went home to the duck
madden an an put her felt slippers an made
up her mind she'd make up for her lost day by rip
pin up her old carpets, an that the crownn pyra
mid in her Egyptian darkness for it's the carpet has
ended her"
My" exclaimed Mrs. Lathrop.
ooh, she's alive" said Susan; "but she amt much
moren alive, an it's wonder that she's that, an it
would be very bad for her if she wasn't for young Dr.
Brown says she die fifty times before he'll go
her again. He's awful mad, an he's got bad
bump his nose, too where he fell her. an Mrs
Sweets to stay bed these days, too for her
where she dslocated it jerkin'-although goodness
knows what she tried for-for I'd think o try
in to jerk elephant from under whale to try to
jerk Mrs. Macy from under carpet. An even with it
all they couldn't get her up an had to get the black
smiths crowbar an pry an Mrs Sweet says if anyone
doubts pryn is painful they'd ought to of been there
hear Mrs Macy an Hiram an the blacksmith"
But hat"-cried Mrs. Lathrop.
"Tm goin to tell you if you'll just keep still little
longer and let get through to the end' said her
friend Il got this part all back an forth an upside
down from Mrs. Sweet while takin' her home by
the other Oh, my, but it's awful about her, for
she preservin' and wanted extra culender, an
lost her right hope her experienced be lesson
to you Mrs. Lathrop. for it's been such lesson to
that may mention right here and t if hear
you hoerin shall put for the opposite direction
quick can, for wouldn't take chances at
getrin disocated like Mrs. Sweet is-not if know it