The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-18

up with the baseball standing.
Chicago claims to set the pace In re-
lieious thought and also literature In
this country. Chicago Is the home OF
Man IL never satisfied on this earth.
no matter what office he holds he only
wants to use IT as q stepping to
Governor Brown says they can't pick
peaches on the Sabbath. We presume,
however. he will not try to prevent the
pretty moonlight nights in Georgia.
Twenty-four wives are patiently
awaiting the release of John Madison.
the bigamist- John no doubt feels sat.
or behind the bars where they can't
reach him.
Atlantis man has requested that
when he dies he doesn't want ANYTHING
spsct m he " differs WA from ths small boy
who never In life or In death permits
his neck to be washed IL he can avoid
u.
Abruzzi has climbed the highest peak
In the Himalayas. the coolest and most
dangerous spot on earth. But he no
doubt realizes that even this is not
sn ss nssrt e q M Hys q
plucky American girl who turned him
GOWN for an American man.
Tennessee man Is moving. all his
know why. the Virginia side Of Bristol
IL wet.
New York woman wants her hus-
hand declared insane because he In
atafS nj aha NAMING his hair with
champagne. The fellow must indeed
be crazy. when poor Tennessee is dry
Ing up for want Of Just such refresh
mentA.
BE- slim and you'll be right In IL.
Be fat and. you'll sigh alone, !.
For Fashions decreed that women
like the original RIB or bone
Women are peculiar creatures. they
can love their pastor SO much more
II he is good looking and stylish
we hope Teddy will succeed in his
efforts to shoot "dig-dig" We don't
exactly know what q dig-dig Is but
suppnse II is a sort OF FIRST cousin TO a
whiffie- snorter except that II has pink
eyelashes
every time you kill fiy remember
there is one less In the world
love my fellow hut Oh you tin SOL
There Is no such thing as q convince
ing argument when Il is directed at
woman
A girl will never forgive you for
calling her "puny' but she Is often
pleased at being called fragile" Yet
they both mean the same thing.
Nothing on earth can equal the sat
isfaction depicted upon the face OF the
small village girl who walks out to
church with beau from the city who
none OF her girl friends know and
they walk down the isle.
Very few women want their sons to
marry. A girl may be ever so nice
and sweet before her son begins Si,, to no 10
IL going to marry her and his mother
and sisters too will begin to pick the
poor girl to pieces. All at once she
assumes Objectionable traits that she
never possessed before.
That North Carolina man who eioped
with three married women should not
bn committed to fall. but 70 an insene
ASYLUM.
Twilight Dreams.
Oh sweet are my dreams at twilight
time. 49,
When life SENS nothing but rose ana
vines bths smocieings birds heeina to
And tRss Ike moon hangs low ana the
IT'S then ro come to you. dear one.
Tn the eventide' when the day Is done.
ia come tn YOU though far away ,
To vepr troseclad porch my feet would
Where the. pine trees murrnur, my love
so true -
And the Sbfeezes repeat to the ear of
Al twilight time, sweet twilight time.
Where the honey suckles round You
climb,
While the moonlight kisses your gold
brown hair,
wonder. dear one. II you're waiting
there?
May God and His angels keep you
dear.
When the nights grow dark and the
winds you hear.
Though miles away send this rhyme.
To YOU. sweet one, and the Twilight
Time-
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