New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
4 PROPOSAL
TIRE LANGUAGES,
BY E. a. MICHEL

BY f. A. mitchell.
copyright 1909. by American Press Asso-
ciation.1
On Lake Como, in northern Italy, is
a little cluster Of hotels and shops
called Bellagio The place is near the
boundary line between two countries,
in one of which French is spoken
and in the other Italian. English
Americans, French. Italians and Ger
mans all meet here, and the lingual
condition is similar to that at the
famous tower Of Babel. The hotel and
shop keepers, boatmen and others are
obliged to continually express them
selves in one of three or four Ian
guages. French is the prevailing
tongue, with English second and Ger
man third.
After having finished my education
decided upon years travel in Europe
before beginning the practice of my
profession, and that summer at the
height Of the italian lake season |
found myself at Bellagio. The hotel at
which stopped was on the very verge
of Lake Como, the water FLASHING
against its stone and marble porch. On
the evening of my arrival dined at
one of the tables on this porch. The
lake-or rather this portion of it's
surrounded by mountain peaks, which
stand out in bold silhouette against the
twilight. On the other shore, couple
Of mics away, the lights of Caden-
abba were beginning to glimmer on
the line between the mountain base
and the lake.
At a table on my left sat party
some of the members Of which were
speaking Italian. others French Among
them was a beautiful italian girl. They
We're drinking champagne and chatting
merrily, while sat alone, wishing that
might even understand what they
said. One of the men addressed re-
mark to me in broken English. | met
him more than halfway and was in.
yited to join the party.
That night | dreamed of the Italian
girl, Signorina Alicia Jaconti. had
carried on spirited dialogue with her
at the table, our language being one
tenth Italian. one-tenth French, one
tenth English and seven-tenths panto-
mime. Every one who knows any
thing about love knows that as don
key feeds on thistles so love thrives
on difficulties. A man may make love
to any girl who speaks the same tongue
as himself and go to sleep at the same
time. There's no incentive in it. But
when fellow and a girl have but a
few dozen words in common and must
scratch grave" to make themselves
understood the little god empties his
CULVER before them.
Well, the next morning hired one
Of those delightful little boats with
which Lake Como abounds, each fur
nished with a canopy and soft cush-
ions, to say nothing Of boatman to
do the work, and the signorina and I
went for promenade" as they call
it there, on the water. Perhaps you
think there was nothing for the boat
man to do but to row. Not much. He
spoke French, Italian and English, the
lltterate chump, While |, a college
bred American, knew but one Ian
guage. The signorina spoke French
and Italian. So, you see, there were
three tongues in the party. Before
starting slipped 4 lire into the boat
mans palm. He thought it was to in
duce him to row fast. Not bit. /
had in view different use for him.
Besides. didn't propose that he should
make me and the girl ridiculous by
telling people what it was. l wanted
him for an interpreter.
AS soon as we were off the signorina
and /, leaning back on the cushions,
renewed the struggle to communicate
of the evening before. It ran like this:
''Eet is YER bellisimo'' Beautifully.
"Vous n'ayez pas you have not TAU
cum (anything) $50 bellissimo in
Amerique."
Not woman in the country so
beautiful as you, replied in four Ian
guages and superiority Of pantomime.
All. m'sieurv' (Clasped hands,.
smiles, eyes turned upward.)
It wasn't long before / had found
NC. neeuu SunuCt q AOiu VI AeI uEeSS
where the boatman couldn't see) and
current of language common to all
people, felt, not spoken, ran between
US with all the sprightliness Of a
bubbling brook. So for awhile we
sat without speaking. The boatman
logged along over the smooth waters
which splashed softly against the boat.
The reflection Of the mountains and
the heavens trembling in the lake