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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-09
AawIey to Meet oompers.

st. Paul. Dec. S.-Frank T. Hawley,
president of the Switchmens Union of
North America. left tonight for Gin
einnati. where he will confer Friday
with President Samuel Gnmpers rela-
tive to the switchmen's strike I'm the
northwest.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-09
MARRIED IN COURTHOUSE.

James +. Haaie Of St.yensviiie and
Maudie ocie Eayes of Shell City. Mo..
We're married in the office of the clerk
of the district court yesterday after
noon. Justice of the Peace IL. NJ,
Small performing the ceremony.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-09
BANK NOTES TO Be MADE SMALLER


throughout
United
anything
method Of
Stomach
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-09

ing there. / am sure that your dis
like must be based on hearsay, for 1t
is possible you would like ii as well as
at the L.
Il wrote you. / believe. that / had
given the gymnasium fob to full
back from Wisconsin named Rowland.
/ had letter from him today saying
he might not be able to attend school
this fall and advising me not to hold
the job longer. And SO If you stifl
think of coming you can have the
place. provided you let me know yes
or no soon. 1t pays so from the col
1ege and l will pay IS extra myself
up to Christmas. / will guarantee
you good job for next summer. Our
prospects are brilliant for n winner
this fall and should like to have you
with us. Regarding mathematics,
am not certain as to the course. but
/ do know that Professor TalIman is
considered high in his line and ranks
seventh among the mathematician of
the American continent.
Hoping to hear from you at once,
am.
Sincerely yours.
JOHN II. MINTOSH.
Just to See.
Il never did intend to go to Rozc-
man." said Ryan last night. but /
wrote several letters to Mr.. Mcintosh.
just tn find out how far he would go
and what he would offer me-
Ryan is a Montana product. He has
played three years on the eleven of the
local school and for the past two
years has been chosen unanimously
for the All Montana team. He is loyal
To the University of Montana and all
he knows about football he has
learned here. He was first introduced
to athletics at annual interscholastic
meets. when he set two records for
the shot put in two successive years.
His home is in Teton county. where
the first football was shown to the
natives by Ryan himself. after his
first year at the varsity. Montana
made Is Ryan. but evidently. he
classes favorably with "a fullback
from Wisconsin named Howand.''
As to ittner.
As to Ittner, whose work on the
gridiron caused such an outburst of
enthusiastic joy from Mr.. Mcintosh.
Manager Stoddard of the varsity said
last night: "Ittner has not received
cent from us. neither have we Sc
cured any job for him. He has been
in Montana for almost two years. sur
veying i'm the Bitter Root valley,
where he is also interested in several
land claims. He has played three
years on the eleven of the University
Of Minnesota and one here, so that
his college career is now over He is
still in school and will finish the year.
graduating III June. He is recognized
as one OF the best students now at
tending the university"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

When It comes to curing barbarians of their
savagery by shining example and object lessons
that touch the bestial heart 1t takes us gentle
Shite Christians to do nice job.
Down in Oklahoma the authorities have just
strung up a young Indian by the neck until he
betrayed his father, Crazy Snake, who is
wanted for murder and other deviltry of high
degree.
The history of this Indian boy of % years is
already interesting. His early life was spent
among the remnants of the dying tribe of Creek
Indians. He had little to eat, little to wear and
little to sleep under, but he was contented, be-
1t is fact. attested by the very best philos
ophers. that contentment, and hence happiness,
In this life, depends largely on what you want.
But some well meaning people came along
and observed that this happy, contented young
buck wasn't getting education, polish, and cul-
ture, and was apt to go through his whole life
in happy ignorance of reading, writing and 'rith-
metic. social functions and the benevolence and
mercfulness of the white mans God. So they
sent him to an Eastern college. There they
taught him days, made him study nights. and
Sundays. prayed over him that he might be-
come pure, just and merciful like his white
brothers.
And when he returns to his birthplace, full
of these good things they hang him up by the
neck until he swears away the life of his own
father!
You will readily observe that the boys his
tory is brief but full of remarkable chances to
learn things.
Possibly you may observe that reclamation,
elevation, assimilation, or whatever missionaries
call it, of our beloved Indian wards is making
progress. We are abandoning the olden idea that
the only good Indian is dead Indian, and dis
covering that, after properly educating him, he
can be made of great public use as long as he
can stand choking.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
Gardens in Vacant Lots

The suggestion of the Anti-Compulsory
yaccination society that vacant lots in the city
~ turned over to Industrious citizens for truck
patches il good.
Let the ground and the man with the strong
arms and spade be brought together.
1t win be good for both
When times were hard 1t was Pingree's
famous potato patch plan in Detroit that made
him governor of Michigan and placed his name
Rmong the leading benefactors of the day.
To have the vacant lots planted to useful
produce would nightly improve appearances In
Tacoma. 1t would make the property more valu-
able and 1t would save thousands of dollars to
the planters.
Many owners of vacant lots would be glad
10 have them planted. Many citizens living close
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

would be glad to plant them. Now II somebody
will devise plan for bringing the two together
the benefits may be realized, by both. And the
community In general will be improved and va
cant property will cease to be dumping ground
for rubbish.
Property owners generally have> neglected
the possible advantage Of getting someone to
plant their ground, and citizens who would plant
hesitate to ask the privilege, for they fear they
would be considered seeking charity. And SO the
weeds grow up and the tin cans accumulate and
vacant lots become an eyesore to the public.
A little sign tackled up on the vacant lot
offering 1t free to anyone who will plant 1t In
truck might simplify the problem and prove
advantageous.
At all events, the strong arms and vacant
lots in Tacoma should be brought together.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

though, and wished so much that
she could love him.
One day he found her crying bit
terly. 1t made him very unhappy
and he laid his ugly head in hel
lap and cried, too, to think she
was so unhappy with him. Beauty
had very kind heart and she
was sorry for the poor wolf who
loved her so dearly.
She laid her hand on his head
and two pearly tears fell from hel
beautiful eyes upon his ugly
body. AS soon as they touched
him he changed into a handsome
young prince and he and Beauty
lived very happily ever after.
So, you see, all wolves are moi
just real Interchangeable wolves, and
just a little teardrop and a kind
word can change the ugliest kind
of an ogre into the incest Prince
Charming you ever saw.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

NEWS

Modern Maccabees of Tacoma.
tent 1155, are making great
preparations for the rally and well
come to be rendered the great
medical examiner, DR.. Talbert
Sleneau of Port Huron, Mich, who
will be in the city Saturday and
Sunday, April 10 and IL. /.
Parker's hall has been engaged,
and a fine program is being pre-
pared, with many speakers from
Tacoma and Seattle. Members
from all fraternal societies will be
made welcome at the grand rally
at Parker's hall Saturday, April
10, at 8 p. m. All Maccabees are
requested to be present to help
perfect the plans for the welcome
of the great camp officers at the
next meeting April Z in Eagles
hall.
Lumbermen's tent No. S8 held a
special meeting last Tuesday
might and discussed the uniform
rank proposition. Seventeen Sir
knights signed the roll. Temper
airy organization will be effected
next Tuesday, April 4, at which
time officers will be elected. All
Sir Knights interested in uniform
rank are requested to attend.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
THE GRAY WOLF.

Z Ever so many years ago there
lived a very poor man. His fam
lily had very little to eat and wear
He had several daughters, the
youngest of which was SO lovely
land good that she was known
throughout the whole land al
Princess Beauty.
One cold winter night big
gray wolf went to the poor mans
door and raped loudly. He told
the poor man that If Beauty
would marry him he would give
them a beautiful home and all the
money they wanted.
At first Beauty would not listen,
but when she thought of how poor
her father was and how comfort
able she could make them, she
consented to marry the wolf.
Upon his back the gray wolf
carried Beauty many, many miles
away to a beautiful palace. It was
beautiful inside and glistened
with jewels. 1t made Beauty feel
dizzy until she became used to it,
and then she wished her sisters
were there to see 1t, too.
But when she looked at the ugly
wolf she thought she was paying
dearly for her lovely home. The
wolf was very kind to Beauty,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
THE PROFESSOR MARRIEs
By Allan p. Ames.

/ Prof. Wilkerson's marriage was
1.-THE years sensation in Dorrance-
'Iville. But his wedding cards pro-
duced no such sensation in the lit
tile college community as the ar
rival of his wife. Some said 1t was
her smile, some her tall, gracious
Figure and the way she "wore her
clothes; but all agreed that she
Impressed them with a sense of
old acquaintanceship for which.
with one exception, we found no
Explanation.
l am that exception, and upon
me devolves the explanation. Let
me say in beginning that / owe my
superior knowledge to the fact
that my position at Dorrenceville
college was instructor in art.
One evening, several months be-
fore Mrs. Wilkerson dawned upon
out dazzled gaze, was walking
home with the professor, when he
stopped at the town drug store and
stationery shop. TO my surprise
for no one had ever seen him
read anything outside of science
and the daily news-he came out
with an armful of the current
magazines. He met my look with
one both ashamed and defiant,
but vouchsafed no explanation
until we reached his door. Then,
as 1 was taking my leave he said,
suddenly:
Partridge, do you know any
thing about art In advertisina?"
"Of course not" replied, rath-
er nettled. There is no art in adj
Ivertising."
81 don't know" he remarked.
Some Of the pictures you find in
the advertising section seem to me
superior to those in the front of
the magazine"
Full now of curiosity, l accepted
his invitation to enter his little
study, where he lighted his lamp
land dumped the pile Of periodicals
lon the table. "Wait minute" he
Isaid, land I'll find it,"
Then he paved through the
magazines until he laid one before
me open at a full page advertis-
ing picture.
All" he said, his thin face
lalight with an expression / had
never seen there, this month
she's making bread. Charming do
nestle picture. isn't it,"
1t was an attractive layout. The
advertisement had to do with a
|certain brand Of flour, familiar to
EVERY reader of magazines and
|billboards. The central figure was
la young girl bending over kitch-
len table, with sleeves rolled above
|dimpled elbows and hands plunged
deep IN bowl OF snowy dough.
Here, abe Ia AGAIN y, announced
the professor. while was still
gazing. He opened q drawer and
laid before me . bundle Of leaves
|cut from other periodicals. Each
bore q likeness OF the same girl.
I'm one she sat, sumptuous1y ar
|rayed, before q mechanical piano
player. In another she displayed
two perfect rows of teeth, one
hand holding a toothbrush. In a
third she smiled from the tonneau
|of big touring car. Every mag
azine reader has seen her IN
|score OF different costumes and
poses.
"Now. what I want to know"
said the professor, Is, do You
think she Is real, or just some art
lists ideaI7"
She might easily be borth,"
answered; but there's no doubt
of her reality. Why, man. these
pictures aren't drawings; they're
photographs .
The professor ssid nothing. but
his eyes sparkied.
Who do you suppose could pre-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
UNKNOWN WIVES OF wELL-KNowN MEN
Mrs. Edward H. Hartman, wife

Mrs. Edward H. Hartman, wife
of the wizard of railroad finan.
ciery, is a member of the famed
New York "4OO.' but the world
doesn't know her. She participates
but little in society's activities,
the quiet of her home
at uxedo Park, N. Y.
The Harriman's were married
more than a score of years ago.
but time has only served to height
en- Mrs. Harriman's girlhood
beauty. She was Miss Mary Aver.
ell of Ogdensburg, N. Y, daughter
Of one of the pioneer railroad cap
ftalists. Hartman had already &C.
cumulated his first million.
The Harrimans have one daugh-
ter, Miss Mary Hartman, as beau
tiful a miss as her mother is a
matrOn.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
DaiDSbor1Sfor:y1
EEATHERED CELERY

pare for me an advertisement with
this young lady as the central fig
ure?" he inquired, without meet
ing my gaze.
That's easy" told him
Write to the advertising manager
of any of these periodicals. If he
doesn't employ the young lady d.
rectly, he can give You the address
of the agency that does"
That was all that passed be-
tween us. The professors conf
dence ended with that one inter-
view. But when the new Mrs.
Wilkerson came to grace our col
lege halls l alone knew where her
husband had found her.
But to this day / can't imagine
how he ever got her.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
SOCIETY and PERSONAL

ers. He will give 1.-THE Temp
est" and 1.-THE Comedy of Err
.rors.'s
THE MEETING of the high school
alumni, announced for last
evening, was postponed until
tonight at 8 O'Clock. The
meeting is for the election of
officers only.
MISS KATHERINE MESSENGER
and Miss Lois Messenger return
ed yesterday from California,
where they spent visit OF two
mouths.
= fHE PALMS" will be rendered
by the quartet of the Presby-
terrain church choir tomorrow,
at the special musical services.
A NUMBER of Methodist people
of Tacoma were in Seattle to-
day attending the silver we'd
ding reception of DR.. and Mrs.
Marlatt. Rev. Marlatt was
formerly minister at the First
Methodist church, but was
transferred. The reception to-
day is from 2 to 10 p. m. Most
of the Tacoma guests left on
the noon Flyer.
A PARENTS RECEPTION was
held at the Washington school
yesterday at which the parents
of the scholars were informal
ly received and entertained.
Several interesting addresses
were made, w. s. Van Voris,
superintendent A. H. Yoder,
Miss Rathbone, Mrs. j. @. Ma
son and Miss Brown of the w.
c. T. U. making brief talks.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

I To the Editor of the Times: The
candidates on the republican and
democratic tickets tell US If they
are elected they will represent the
whole people. This is impossible
under the present method of pro
ducing wealth. One class owns
the tools, the mills, mines and
railroads; the other class operates
them. The wealth that is pro-
duced by this method must be ,di-
lvided between these two classes.
II the class that owns the tools re-
Iceives a large share, then the class
THAT operates them must be salts
fled with q smaller share. 1t is
to the interest Of the owning class
to have large standing army of
unemployed to enable them to re-
duce the workers share. There is
"a fierce struggle going on all over
the world between these two
classes as to how this wealth Is to
be divided. This struggle will
continue to grow fiercer, for there
can never be peace between these
two classes SO long as the wealth
lis produced by this method. The
Interests of these two classes are
las far apart as the east is from the
west, and no man can represent
them both at the same time.
The only way to solve this ques-
|tion is for the government to fur
lnish the tools instead of the cor
porations, and give to the workers
all they produce with them. I'm
der the present system they re-
|ceive only 20 per cent of what
they produce.
Now the government is already
furnishing the people with tools to
do certain kinds of work. When
war is declared, not withstanding
the fact that the Bible says
Thou shalt no KILL" the govern
ment furnishes battleships, can
non, guns and swords and all nee
essary tools to do that damnable
work of killing and destroying
property. The reason the govern
ment does this is because the work
can be done better, and more of 1t,
than could be done If we depend
ed upon individuals or corpora
tions to furnish the tools.
Now, IL we can do this kind of
work better when the government
furnishes the tools, does 1t not
stand to reason that we could do
this more honorable work of pro-
ducing food, clothing and shelter
better and more of 1t IL the gov
eminent furnished the tools?s
But, of course, this change
would compel the class that now
lives by holding the title to the
tools to come over and join the
workers and do useful work, and
then for the first time In the his
tory Of the world VIII the priuci-!
Piles that Christ laid down two
thousand years ago 90 into effect.
that II man does not work neil
Their shall he eat.
GEO. d. DAVIS,
Socialist Candidate for Council,
Fourth Ward.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
Her Home and Her Child

e Helen Bertram has given up successful
11sxilie career for motherhood and the home.
Don't let's talk about art" she said, as she
&0<epered for her final appearance. whats art
& 1tmpared TO the homef have home and a
& 1Su0hter. Applause b mine today. Tomorrow
4 g 49, 70 somebody else. But my home and my
1onsAtsr are mine indeed, and they are the things
cFlA whi1s IN life"
Hsro II wise head and true heart.
Ct The woman who has q home and daughter
49, her career cut out for her by the Almighty.
she has the true gold. and can well afford
~ give up for It the tinsel of the stage
Il must seem fine to a talented woman to be
abs TO sway the feelings OF vast audiences with
6or song. But 1t must be infinitely finer to her
- soothe her own little girl to sleep with
1aIlaby.
Ripples and roars of applause must be sweet.
mt the lispings OF woman's own child must be
SWoetez.
True. there is place on the stage and in bust
& 6cn1 and IN the professions for women. Hundreds
I e 1honsands of them in this country are making
hood II public life, as teachers, stenographers,
nurses, clerks. actresses. doctors and even law
'yoru And none would bar or hinder them. They
- faithfully performing noble service for
hunnnity
Hut few of them have homes and daughters
y The woman who has these and properly
ohsrishes them need have no envy for her more
ukrenuous and seemingly more brilliant sisters.
We Hers b the jewel of great price. She may
thii1h sometimes that life is dull and drudging.
INT % do the others far oftener than She
But IL there is anything that more than all
tlso lifts US in this life to purposes sets
a tune with the infinite and gives foretaste OF
Aeaven. It is that little in Gods creation
We call home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
MANS DUTY TO RISK
LIFE, DECLARES JUDGE

BUTTE, Mont, April 3.-De-
claring it is a mans plain duty to
risk his own life. and even to lose
it, If need be, in saving the life of
another, Judge ]. J. Lynch has
held that the Casualty Co. of
America must pay $500 insur-
|ance on the life of Battista Pinnaz-
"a. The company claimed that Pin
Inazza had taken unnecessary and
foolish risk in rushing into a gas
filled slope to save his compan-
ions, and where, instead, he lost
his own life. The court held that
1T was not assuming unnecessary
risk or is not foolhardiness to risk
your life for others, but merely
matter of plain duty.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

What would you say If I threw
you a kiss.
I'd call you the most lazy man
II knew.
There is another holy war in
Morocco. 1t is being fought be-
tween Morocco's holy terrors.
What with the gun silencer and
the new electric light sights, the
lneighborhood dog and cat nui-
sance is liable to get an over
night setback.
Dispatches says Hartman Wis
tied Paso Robes to take the baths
Mot because he was i'll, but be-
cause he wanted to take the
baths" No railroads being handy
TO take, perhaps.
Court forced Mrs. Leslie Carter
to pay for stage costumes that she
had used, although she declared
they didn't fit. She was quite in
the position of the lady who COM
planned to the clerk about the
soda water after. sha- had licked
the glass clean.
There are no steeples In New
Y0rk's downtown sky line. Only
Ia sky pilot can find the churches.
A woman thinks her husband ia
Iwell off II he Is able to hold oui
$50 cents from the Master bonnet
money to buy himself new tie.
The poets talk about Their
hearts honeycombed with sweet
memories. Most of us think about
1t as times when we've been stung
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
~ VAS
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AAE66.S
Egg TiInbale.

Egg Timbale.
Beat six eggs without separat-
ing; add to them half cup OF
rich cream, half a teaspoonful
salt, and a saltspoon of pepper
Grease ordinary custard cups
and pour in the mixture. Stand
in a pan of boiling water and
cook in the oven slowly until tim
bales are Set In the center. Turn
into a heated dish and pour
around cream sauce.-Table Talk
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
No Revival Meeting Tonight

There will be no meeting of the
Crim-Saxton revivals tonight at
the First Christian church. One
of the largest of the series, how
ever, will be conducted tomorrow
evening. A large audience attend
ed last night, three baptisms and
one confession of faith resulting.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
4 RHYME OF A
by Don Marquis.

BY Don Marquis. ~
Little knx>Gt ,AuGustine
Fed th< 1a1 fis Green;/
Baby f1W In. 611od out, Cool"
So he ~ ~ b4pg. too;
Baby 1feN QN1nfpy thep,
Mamr11 1zjt The precious elf
suppoee - e>teh sone himself"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03
APPLE BIOCKs BEST

Apples cut in irregular blocks
will bake more quickly In a pie
than thin slices. When piled In a
pie there is more opportunity for
the heated air to come In contact
with the fruit than when 1t lie
packed closely together in thin
slices.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-03

MARSHAL DARRACH, the well
known Shakespearean scholar,
will give series Of dramatic
recitals April 10 and April 16
at the Tacoma hotel. Mr..
Darrach was heard here On a
previous occasion and created
many warm friends and admir-