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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
STOCK TRANSACTIONS
ON NEW EXCHANGE

II may be only a coincidence, of course,
put II II IS, there are lots of them in the
business claimed TO be done on the new
exchange. The coincidence of yesterday
. found in the fact that 400 Columbus
consolidated was sold in the morning, 40
was sold during the regular call in the aft
ernoon and this was followed by the sale
OF 49 during the open board session. Sill
yer King, Sioux Consolidated, Colorado
and Carisa got whacked around in much
tne same way It may not be 'launder-
ing. but there Is a "soapy" Odor to the
business, anyway. But the distortion Of
Ilsures Is even less inclined to give an air
OF honesty to the dealings Of the new
board The figures compiled and given to
the press yesterday showed for the fore
noon, that $500 shares, with a selling value
OF N6 40 had changed hands. while the
totals for the day were given at @ 800
shares. with a total selling value OF
SZlIbl-J0 As a matter of fact the morn
ing business, or what was claimed as bus
mess, totaled 1900 shares. and S5,742. 30,
while the total for the day was 81, 81. 80,
tons IT is hard to say whether any of the
business was genuine or not. Here is the
way the list was made up:
Morning Regular.
Bullock, 1000 at Sc.
Inyo Gold. 1900 at &C.
Mountain Lake Extension, 1000 at &c;
LOCO at SIC.
Open Board.
Silver King 400 at 81
Sioux Consolidated. 800 at S1.05; 500 at
s1.O7ik.
Colorado, 800 at $40; 200 at 242lk.
Iron Blossom, 800 at 81 So.
Columbus, 400 at 81 97Jz
Shares sold, $500.
Selling value. S16,470.
Afternoon Regular.
Columbus Consolidated. 800 at s1.9712 100
at SlS5
Montana, 500 at HE
Bingham Copper, 5000 at &c.
Bonnie Bri n 1900 al &c
Iron Queen I, 900 at SIC
Carisa, 1900 ats.
Open Board.
Sioux. 800 at S1.O7lk: 200 at s1.O5
Cedar 1000 at &C.
Iron Queen, 900 at SIC
Colorado Mining. 200 at 81 2Iz; 200 at s.. 40.
Columbus Consolidated, 200 at S19715; 200
at s1.95.
Iron Queen, 1000 at SIC. buyer sixty
days.
Putus 1000 at 19c
Total shares sold, 1913
Total value, S21, 1870.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Mines and Mining Stocks
REAL MONEY IN
MINING DEAL
lack" Hayes and Associates
Get $25, 900 for Claims
Near Las Vegas.

A deal was closed in this city Tuesday
afternoon by which Jack Hayes and
his partners, one q Salt Laker and the
other a Tintic man, are ahead just 50,
GO IN cash as a result OF their owner
ship of ground in Lincoln county, New.
For the past two winters Alr- hayes mas
been rusticatiug around Las Vegas 10
escape the rigorous climate here and that
IS the reason that he and his partners
are now toying with goodly chunk OF
New York ccin.
For some time" explained Mr.. Hayes
IN telling of the deal yesterday, "a New
York syndicate. known as the Alunite
Mining company, has been developing n
group of claims twenty-three miles south
and east of Las Vegas at what Is known
Railroad Pass. For myself and as
sOciates l managed to get hold of three
fractional claims, covering about TWEEN
ty-five acres, all background that was
pretty well interviewer with the prop
erty of the New York syndicate. While
the company has developed no ore as
yet there was an apparent aversion TO
having such 1eighbOrly interests intrud-
ing on the cOmpany's possessions, and
particularly because some Of the ground
was hugging closely some OF the three
shafts the company IS now sinking to
waite level, where, il Is expected, the
ore will be found. Rather than make
the proposition more interesting TO us
through the work they were doing. our
agreement to sell out to the company for
$4,000 was secured. and r. W. Dones.
representing the company. came on from
New York and closed the business up
with us Tuesday afternoon. We have
four more claims down in that country
and. If il pans out all right, we are
likely to make q few dollars more. Be
lieve me, Las Vegas is not a bad winter
resort 30
Mr. Hayes states that the. formation
ON which the company has located is
described by biologists as alunite; that
u closely resembles the formation at
Cripple Greek, and that the syndicate
behind the company named is confident
of reaching big bodies of ore at water
level, which will be somewhere between
$50 and .0O0 feet
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
FRENCH TAXES PAID ON
BLOCK OF UTAH COPPER

The United States Rubber first preferred
shares and the shares of the Utah Cop
per company, listed and quoted here, are
not yet in France. The bankers have three
weeks before the settlement in which to
make delivery, says a Paris message in the
Boston News Bureau.
Taxes are paid and guaranteed for three
years on 5000 shares of United States
Rubber first preferred and $4,000 shares
of Utah Copper in anticipation Of that
amount being placed here by bankers
transferring from the New York ana Lon
don markets, but the shares need not be
here at listing or quotation Should more
come over, additional taxes must be paid
in the future by the company.
After one year of preparation and nego-
tiation United States Rubber first pre-
ferred and Utah Copper shares were
traded in here for che first time Wednes-
day at SIS francs and $50 francs respec-
lively. The cost of listing these stocks is
estimated by your correspondent at not
less than $4,000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
DOINGS OF UNLISTED
STOCKS ON EXCHANGE

Eastern Prince Of Phoebe was the only
unlisted stock to take a hand in the in
formal trading on change yesterday. 1t
sold al 1Gc a share.
Bingham Central-Standard was quoted
at 25c bid, Bullion-Beck at 81 asked. Demi-
john at f01zC asked. Eureka Swansea Elk
tension at 15c asked, Ely Witch at &c
bid, Federal Ely at &c asked. Governor at
45c at COO, Mammoth at SLIGO bid, Opex at
4Oc asked Ontario at $3.50 at $50. Phoebe
King at GOO at 35c, West Mountain Placer
at 15c asked and Yuma at &c asked
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
HANKE-DALY VS..
THE DAILY WEST
Plaintiffs Charged With Not
Acting in Good Faith in Seek
ing to Examine Books.

That Otto Hanke, John ]. DAILY and II.
r. Macmillan, who applied to the district
court for an alternative writ of mandate
to examine the Daily Vests books, are not
acting in good faith, but in the interests
of the DAILY Judge, a rival company, which
owns adjoining ground in Park City, Is
the answer made by the company 10 the
suit. The counter charge is made that
Hanke, DAILY and Macmillan are stockhold-
ers in the DAILY Judge, and it is denied that
they are bona fide stockholders in the
DAILY West. 1t is alleged that they are
planning to get the information they wish
from the books and use it in the rival
cOmpany's interests and that they became
stockholders of record in the DAILY West
Just prior to the annual stockholders
meeting at Denver on Feb. 10 last, for the
purpose OF seeking control of the company
in the interests of the Daily Judge.
The answer of the company and Josiah
Barnett and Herbert S. Cohen, secretary
and assistant secretary, against whom the
suit was directed, was filed yesterday. 1t
sets forth that Hanke, DAILY and Macmil-
Ian are seeking to obtain a list of the
stockholders of the DAILY West and their
pOstOffiCe addresses to use in their efforts
TO obtain control of the company, which
control they would use in the Daily Judge
interests. They further, the answer states,
want the names and addresses to insti-
tute proceedings to test the legality of
the election of officers and directors at
Denver in February.
The further allegation is made that the
Daily West IS a Colorado company, and
in choosing its official family acted I'M
der the laws of that state, in which any
proceeding to obtain information should
have been brought. The Utah courts, the
DAILY West people assert, are without jur-
isdiction.
The only Information thus far withheld
from the parties bringing the suit, the an
swer says. is a list of stockholders and
their addresses, and they will stand ready
to furnish any Information except this
The properties of both companies are in
the Uintah mining district, Summit cOUn-
~, and adiOin. Hanke is alleged to be a
resident of Cincinnati, Macmillan to be the
attorney for the DAILY Judge Mining COM
panV.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
THE HERALD IN NEVADA.

The Herald can be bought at the follow
ing places in Nevada:
Tuscarora-Mrs. A. L. Clark.
Reno-Rosenthal & ArmankO.
Goldfieid-Palace News StaRd and Hun
ter Adv. & Pub. Co.
Ely-Harville Stationery Co, G. B. Fax
on and Walden & Burnett.
Caliente-JOhn Shier.
PiOehe-PiOche Drug Co. and A A Car
than, P. NJ
Cobre-Richard Richards.
RaWhide-Lcuie POlin.
Smelter-M- Herman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
0LD-TIME UTAH OPERATOR
DIES AT HOME NEAR OMAHA

Guy q. Barton. whose death Tuesday
was briefly mentioned in the dispatches
yesterday morning as having occurred at
his country home. few miles out OF
Omaha. was well known in this city. In
the early days and previous to the form
ing OF the American Smelling e Refin-
ing company, he owned, with +. W Nash.
q one-half interest in the Hanauer smelt-
vr. which was absorbed by the trust. He
was also prominently identified with the
old Brooklyn and Lead mines of Bling
ham and other mining propositions in the
surrounding camps. He was also presi-
dent of the Omaha & Grant smelling
works when that property went into the
hands Of the trust. and was widely known
throughout the country as a smelling and
mining man of exceptional ability.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
MINING STOCK EXCHANGE
Seven Troushs Is the Only Stock to
Show Real Movement.

The steady and persistent buying or
Seven Troughs Mining has advanced the
price about cents a share since Mon
dsv. It was selling yesterday at ilc to
ISJ5c. Other stocks are just dragging
along. with most of the trading alto
gether professional. Unless something
happens to start things pretty soon, brok-
ers will begin hiking for a summer va
cation. There was less business yester-
day than on any day for many moons;
During the two regular and open board
calls a total of 57175 shares of stock,
with a selling value of =. changed
hands. Following is the list of final
quotations and record of sales made du-
ring the day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
LEHI CROWD TO OPERATE
NEAR T0PLIFF, T00ELE CO.

Provo, June 16-Articles of fncorpo-a-
ton of the Utah-OregOn Mining company
have been filed with the county clerk.
Lehi is named as the principal place of
business. The capital stock is $4,000 in
shares of the par value Of cents each.
based on the valuation of the oregon and
the oregon Nos. l. and mining claims
situated one mile southe asterly from Top
lift in TOOele county. The following are
the directors and officers: S. W. Ross.
president; S. J. Taylor, vice president;
Robert Ball secretary; J. z. Cutler.
treasurer; 1. Price, jr., and J. L. Holden.
It looks as though the company in
tended to work lime quarries.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
LOCAL MEN TO OPERATE
NEW NEVADA PROPOSITION

The Nevada Surprise Mines company,
organized at Salt Lake filed articles of
Incorporation Wednesday with the county
clerk. George W Morgan is president;
Charles D. ROOklidge, vice president: A.
J. Davis, secretary, and these, with J. J.
Whitaker and F. +. Phelps, are the direc-
tors. II. T. Clark is treasurer. r. NJ.
Edmunds. as trustee, holds IA. 49J shares,
and 1904 shares are treasury stock The
Granite Surprise and Granite Surprise
one, two and three and the Ruby claims
in an Unorganized mining district in
plotted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
UNCLE JESSE KNIGHT
HAS GONE TO NEW YORK

Uncle Jesse Knight and R. E. Allen, the
secretary of all the Knight companies,
has gone to New York. and the impress
sion is that the trip has something to do
with the deal said to be pending for the
Colorado, Iron Blossom and other Tintic
propositions The news of Mr.. Knight
absence was received by brokers in this
city yesterday from Provo. but whether
the wizard of Tintic has arrived at his
destination or not could not be learned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Teachers and Summer Excursions
East.

Chicago and return, $500. st. Paul
and Minneapolis, $500 Dates of sale
June 4th, 18th, 18th, 18th, 26th, July
End, 3rd, 23rd, oath, Aug. 18th. 14th.
Sept 10th, 18th, final return limit Oct.
31st. Diverse routes via the Chicago
& Northwestern Railway. For par
ticulars address
G. A. WALKER. General Agent.
IS West 2nd South. Salt Lake. City.
Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Ore and Bullion.

ore and bullion settlements i'm this city
Yesterday. as reported by Mccormick &
Co.. amounted to $4,000, IS follows: Sill
Ner. lead. gold and copper ores, $4,000;
laso bullion, $4,000
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
BOSTON AND NEW YORK
STOCK MARKET REPORT

Following is the daily market comment
of Paine, Webber & Co, Boston, together
with the range of prices Of copper stocks
and other Boston lstings in which the
west is interested, as well as a similar
report on New York curb transactions,
by James A. Pollock & Co, and from
whom it IS secured for use in this depart
ment of The Herald:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
A.-Y.-P. EXPOSITION RATES
Via Oregon Short Line &. 3.

$500 from Salt Lake to Seattle and
return; on sale daily, commencing June
l. Ask agents for further particulars.
city ticket Office. POI Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Aerial Ballet AZ saltair.

Afternoon and evening, 15c, Csc, soc. A
great spectacular exhibition. Don't
miss il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
EXCURSIONS EAST
Via Denver E. Rio Grande r. r., June
q, 5. IL. II, is. 2e. July 2, 8.

Chicago and return .s55. 90
St. Lo-us and return .s4s.O 90
st. Pa ,. Minneapolis and return. $500
Omaha, kansas City and return. $4,000
Denver. Colo. Springs. Pueblo. $3.50
Other points in proportion. Tickets
good returning Oct 81 Ticket office.
3O1 Main street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17

When you speak of Vacuum Cleaning
Machines you think Of c. D. Bates
now 201-2 Newhouse
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Afternoon Sales,

Bullock. loo at Sc
Colorado, 800 at s2421s. seller 50: 100 at
81 421a. seller 80; 800 at s. IS; 500 at s. 421s:
100 at S245.
Columbus, 100 at 1886.
Crown Point 1000 at lie
East Crown Point. 5000 at &c
East Tintic Development, 1900 at lie.
Iron Blossom, 500 at S-S71z; 200 at $40.
buyer 80
Iron King, 500 at lac, seller 90.
Mason Valley. 500 at S21a
Mineral Flat 1900 at f4c
Mountain Lake, 800 at PIC: 500 al 22c.
Seven Troughs 800 at 1StLc buyer so
Sioux Con. 500 at S1.G1z
South Columbus Con, 10 at Size 800 at
44c 500 at 44iLc
Swansea. 100 at 15l9c; 1000 at loo.
Uncle Sam. 100 at 76c
Utah Con. 800 at 1Sc: $500 at lie.
Western Nevada 500 at 26c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
FISHING EXCURSION
To Provo Canyon, Sunday, June 20.

Trains leave D. & r. G. repot 1850 a.
IN. and $40 a. III. Returning, leave
Upper Fails at 2:45 and 80 p ar
irving Salt Lake p. m. and 10;40 p. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Stocks in san Francisco.

The closing quotations on Nevada
stocks ia San Francisco yesterday, as re-
ported over the prn ate wares of James A.
Pollock & &C.. were as follows
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Herald Free Cooking School.

This evening at sis, Unity hall, 1873
South Second East street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17

Black Jack. 500 at pc; 500 at PC.
Colorado, 200 at g. 421k
Beck Tunnel, 800 at 40c
East Crown Point, 1000 at 41tc
Iron Blossom, 100 at s1671k.
Little Bell. 200 at S155
Little Chief. 200 at sic; 500 at SOC.
Lower Mammoth, 900 at 32c
Ohio Copper 100 at $3.50
Provo, 1900 at Ike
Seven Troughs 1900 at 16iZc 1000 at
lie; 200 at TIC, seller 80; 600 at 1Sc.
Sioux Con-. 100 at S1G7Iz, seller 60.
Utah Con. LOCO at NE
Shares sold. 24525
Selling value, S157&
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Metal Market.

Silver. 523sc per ounce.
Copper (cathOdes), 1880 per pound.
Lead. S4.35 per 100 pounds.
There are only two more demOnstra-
tons to be given at The Herald Free
Cooking School, which will be con-
Quoted by Miss Lucy Van Colt this
evening and Friday evening at SIS,
Unity hall, 1873 South Second East St.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Open Board.

Ajax. 1000 at PC, 1000 at 29lzc.
Columbus. 100 at Sl921z.
Gray Rock, 200 at 1c-
Ibex, 500 at TIC.
Ohio Copper, 100 at $3.50: 100 at 81
South Columbus Con-. Loco at 4f1Sc
Utah Con. LOCO at 17izc, buyer Co.
Shares sold. g. $50.
Selling value, So, 1878
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
s25 for Name Ship Restaurant.

New name must be received by p.
m Wednesday. June %. See ship and
name il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17

Adrian B. Pembroke. Stock Broker
"a West I'd South. Phones 75S.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Boston, June 1.-THE weakness yester-
a..- Lra.-c-ht in . nnnd rlanN saIline or

bUoLUIIl JNIIE To T IIt " VtlfsIitoo yVotVI-
day brought in a good many selling or
ders this morning, and they were especi-
ally effective in Amalgamated Copper
and Steel. A serious hitch seems to have
come up which probably viii prevent the
listing of Steel I'm Paris, and the bear
traders took advantage of the fact to sell
the whole list The technical position of
the market, however. is very strong, and
there seems to be no weak element to be
frightened out by these little drives
Around noon time they had a good rally,
when shorts tried to cover. We believe I'm
much higher prices during the balance OF
this year and advise the purchase of
stocks whenever they are weak.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Forenoon Sales.

Colorado. 100 at S242la
East Crown Point. LOCO at &c
Iron Blossom. / .900 at 81 671b
Little Chief, 500 at 50c
Mason Valley. 400 at S2215: LOO at
s.. %: 1000 at S2171k
Ohio Copper 800 at $3.50
Seven Troughs, 500 at Ice
South Columbus Con, p at 40c: 500 at
421zc.
Tlintic Central 90 "a Il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17

High Grade Commercial stationer,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-17
Open Board.

Tintic Central, 100 at 16c.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-06-05
: BooR|

Orange Cake.-One cup sugar,
one-half cup butter, whites of
three eggs, one and one-half cups
flour, one teaspoonful baking
powder and one-half cup milk.
Mix and bake i'm three layers.
Filling-One-half cup sugar,
yolks of three eggs, one small la
blespoonf,ll butter, juice and graf
ed rind o. one orange. Beat all
together and cook in double boiler
until consistency of jelly. When
cool spead on two of the layers and
sprinkle powdered sugar on top
layer.
Maryland Stew.-Three pounds
beef, round, one cup tomatoes,
|one-half cup olive oil, one-half
cup vinegar, one onion sliced, one
bay le.,f, six cloves. Lay beef In
bottom of kettle. pour over it the
other ingredients, salt and pepper,
and simmer five hours until ten
der.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-06-05
His Patient Whipping Boy

Smoot Utah. honor be "whp-
ping boy" to Senator Nelson w. Aldrich
The custom of having whipping boy
boy of extraction who brought companion
That is the Adrich legislative flagellations
Adrch Is in charge of tariff legislation. The tariff bill is
framed
OF that committee Adrich
questions Thus theory.
But the Suppose LaFolete the
mittee finance
the difference In
Who takes the floor? Aidrch? Oh
humby from behind the the
tones begins defense Of the committee bill.
III the senator from Wisconsin"
turn 3476 volume 81 will England
Manufacturer before the crepe
hat that New England
toward the poorhouse."
But" demands LaFoette making wooden
nutmegs Austrian"
II figures the present moment.
stammers Smoot; "but doubt
But again shrieks cost
of production"
Yes. of the country suf
Tor Is blion) dollars
from Wisconsin intepose objections
Utah. Idaho. Colorado inc Nevada,- 80 $500 -
freezing glance Aldrh shrivel up
didn't tell you not to do talk?"
So Smoot quits. and LaFolette t
The chairman of the seem to
CARDS the whole
home and abroad people
inc country who are not makers of wooden
But it Reed smoot taking the licking
Inc official designation of Smoot is lieutenant
smoot stands and whppings patient fidelity OF
course It is not without honor for
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-06-05
BY NORMAN.

NEW YORK, June Poor lit
tie Miss Trouble! Despite her
calamitous name, she was happy
enough until her picture was print
ed in newspaper. Since then she
has been very unhappy. Miss Trou-
BILE is little dog belonging to
Engine company No. Z, in Duane
ST., near Broadway. Recently she
adopted five tiny, motherless kit
tens. Then a newspaper photog-
rapher took a picture of her and
her family. After 1t appeared there
came to engine house No. Z nu-
merous people, begging for the kit
tens. Good homes and the best
Of care were promised, and Capt.
Teare gave away all the wee cats.
Now poor Miss Trouble is incon-
solable, and doubtless will not be
content until she finds another
family to mother. So, often happi-
ness lies in obscurity.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-06-05
THERE'S MONEY IN
MOVING PICTURES,
RIFT NOT FOR MAIJDE

Is there money in moving pic.
lures? Seems like there must be
when film manufacturing con.
Germ will offer $4,000 for one sci
of pictures. And they were turn.
ed down, too, If Maude Adams
press agent speaks the truth. Miss
Adams is to produce Joan of Arc
in the stadium of Harvard univer-
sity on the night of June %. There
will be but a single performance,
and it will be one tremendous spec
tacle. Chas. Frohman is back of
it. According to the Adams press
representative, one of the big film
producing houses made the offer
quoted above for rehearsal in
front of one of its cameras. II
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-06-05
As OSCAR Makes It to
Fred Schaefer.

sentenced myseluf der odder
day to take Adolf by der ball
games.
Adolf iss nod a fan, but me und
him hat much in common. For
instance, Adolf can nod enchoy
base ball und | can not enchoy
Adolf. To diss extent we are moo
tual.
Der only reason l take him
along iss becoss he gifes me alb.
bette for supper. Ven he eads
peanuts i'd listens like meat chop
per grinting raw anions for ham
burg steak.
Anodder picularity of Adolf. He
ISIS der only man on der grounts
who beliefs vot der impure says
He bass no patriotism votefer.
Yet, ven l addempt to oxblair
him der games, hiss Ignorance
makes me ashamed to be disgracet
NIT him.
So soon as we got a seat, Adolf
exercised hiss mental disparity.
Fiery dime blayer made +,
strike, Adolf cackled, ooh, yol
eight-day clock!"
Ven der wass a sacrifice hit, HI
poutet. He said Id voult be more
of sacrifice eff der brice of atmis
sion was reduced.
For why does der catcher veal
a mask?" he asked by me.
"Chackass!" I said. I'D ISIS be.
coss hiss face ISIS to soft to STOP
der ball." =
II dink eff der ball saw hiss
face" said Adolf, lid voult not
want to STOP" Actually. eff Adolf
left hiss brain to a metical col
letch, dey voult haf to delifer i'd
In two-grain capsule.
Ad Won dime in der games dere
wass an oxcitemend. Our teams
scored two runs on a single.
"Cheatersi" screamed Adolf.
For talking back, Won blayer
wass put ouid of der games. "Now
he will hat to dig up anodder
heluf dollar to get in again, I"
gickled Adolf. Den l hat to show
him der blayer SLIDING on der
bench.
dot ISIS a goot choke on der
Impure" said Adolf. "Don'd tell
him."