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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

"In pinch use Allea's Fcot-Ea re-
marked the tramp. as be threw a package
OF white powder into the eyes OF the 20
liceu.an who was about to arrest him.
The Harrdrd LdmpOOR.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Say" inquired the boy next door
Of the little girl whose father suffered
from asthma. what makes your father
wheeze so2"
4 guess us one Of his inside organs
playing PUCK.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

A household once supplied with Ham
lins Wizard Oil j. seldom allowed 70 b.
without II. In case Of sudden mishap or
accident Wizard Oil takes the place Oh
- family doctor. Are you s1pplIedf
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Rather Eancu-

The queerest names In all this world,
well bet our bottom dollars.
Are on the Pullman cars, the fats aud
gentlemen linen collars
Chicago News.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Fishing.

He had but little cunning,
Nor eny luck that day.
when asked how they were runnlhs'
He sourly said: Away.
kansas City Journal
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Guinea Clay Eaters.

rts natives Of Guinea love 10 de-
WIN clay and are pale, listless and
srltflnuless II is supposed The clay
c.,ts.ts arsenic, aud hence ,he de
f.et .u eating H.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Coast Defense

Knicker-Wc are to have balloons
for coast defense.
Bocker-Why not utilize some OF the
Congress gas bags New York sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Bank Of England Notes.

Though Bank OF England notes are
legal tender in England and Wales.
they are not So IN Scotland or In Ire
land
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Postponed.

"Why so gloomy"
MY uncle left me out Of his will. ="
Cant you break it2"
Not till he's dead. '-Bohemian
Magazine.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

~t.- ali sweethearts are mariners
with me you will agree.
w. lant they always with a smack
SAIL out upon Loves sea?
New York Telegram.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
Chamnanne.

There are three pounds OF grapes
in a bottle of champagne
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

rlr Paw fruit 09h 1917 I'm r., I' Iva.
if- - r.,hnrtic ever compounded Get
W. -. bottle and II you are not per-
s,,,saei will refund your money.
.MCNYoN
ga and Jefferson SIS. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
The Smart Clerk.

Old Gent-What have you In the
shape OF baseballs, sir?
Clerk-Only round ones.-Iornell
Widow
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
MUNYON'S
pAW-PAWPIlLS

The best Stoilacn
aud Liver Pills known
and a positive aud
speedy cure for Con-
stipalion. Indigestion.
Jauudice. Blllousness.
Sour stomach. Head
ache. and all ailments
ARISING from a dlsOr-
|dered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain IN concentrate
"a form all the viz
tues aud values or
Munyon's faw raw
tOnic aud are made
from the Juice 90 the
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
-. Ely IN the Ointment.

Kr rter-l-augh and the world
ialch- vith you.
pore-~-Bur not al the proper
r,.ce-N Sew York Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

There is nothing more divine in this
world than simple humanity.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Do the duty which lieth nearest to
thee. Thy second duty will already
have become clearer.-Carlyle-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

They ouehter do something fer me
always vote their way"
They won't do nuthin fer ye as
long as sc stick TO that policy. me
gool man "-Pttsburg Post
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Heaven always gets your picture
lust when you are not posing.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Old fools are more foolish than
young ones .-ROchefOucauld.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

A majority IS always better thar
the best repartee.-OsTaeli.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Keep all you have. and try for all
YOU can.-Bulwer Lytton.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
TUMOR OF
.FOlJRYEARS
GROWTH
Removed by Lydia E. Pink.
'sVegetableCompOund

IIndley. Ind. -" Lydia i. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound removed
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Mira winsIow's Soothing syrup for ehildrsn
ieethfng softens the runs. reduces innanmaooa-
.II.y. rain. cures wind eohc- . cents . bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
WHEN YOUR BAgK ACHES.

IL n. warning That the hidne,'
Are sick and Need Heip.
A bad back makes every day dni'
round Of pain and misery. It's a sish
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

LICK may knock at the door. but II
taxes hard work 10 force it open
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Trusting TO luck is a lazy mans
job-Florida Times-Union.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Let them obey that know not how to
rule.-Shakespere.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

A nickname is the hardest stone
that the devil can throw al a man
W. Hazlitt.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Tom stood spellbound for a second.
Then he turned and ran straight for
tho house OF his chum. Johnny Dris-
coll He stopped only a moment. and
that was TO gaze over into the Evans
meadow Preparations for the after
Moons event were already in progress.
group Of girls were pacing OF dis
tances for the obstacle race and his
own sister was twining a hurdle with
red. white and blue gsrlands.
And they're going 10 do Z mp fancy
like GIRLS do" groyed Tom to Johnny
4 few moments later. in reference TO
the paper garlands. while we've got
nothing but two flags 10 decorate
with"
Johnny dolefully.
0 Sure thing" acquiesced Tom
~Judge Evans man had a dozen ban
ners to put up, and everybodyh see
them
vor" he declared, and that is the
onenness OF the meadow. Anybody can
80 the races there without paying ad-
,,,tssion and. Of course. some people
y-iIl he mean enough TO do II. So II
,bav want TO make money they'll have
! hard time. while. Of course. there's a
sance around our place Not that that
vii do us any good IL the folks can
and something else 10 see that's just
a. lively and that they don't have to
~ for II they don't want TO"
oThe only thing for US TO do" said
Johnny firmly. is to get all the fel-
lows together
=, was a rather sheepish lot Of boys
mo later marched two by two up to
he Evans place The Evans meadow
,,.es nv this time assuming decidedly
cola appearance. with its abundance
n aags and earlands flying from fence
prsis and trees.
Ton, as leader Of the opposition
allied parley His overtures were
r@eronded to with suitable reluctance
| ~ pnnnv as queen Of the Amazons
l.xor know" said Tom, you only
.-Nea for one obstacle race, and
go willing 20 let YOU girls have
sal, the events n you'll only combine
..ith ms You can't make much money
mere anyway. You can only keep US
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

large elephants weigh six tons,
large whales $50 tons
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

All Ip-to-Dste Housekrrper
Use Red Cross Bail Blue. IL makes me
clothes clean and sweet as when new Al
Grocers
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09
prunkards IN Madrid.

Madrid has law by which habiiual
drunkards have their heads shaved
every four weeks.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

Flephants and Whales.

ss51'a l. In every home. Ak your gro
..- for Id large 2oI package. cents
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

5000 OPPORTUNITY. Either Sex.
49, heN combination needle cases
~. irmilms; agents harvest. sample
81 -'in. 2oc. Jackson's. $50 W. 5ist
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-09

On Fourth OF July morning the boys
OF Douglaston had surprise. Tom
Mason. Mary's brother. saw II nrst-
II was a banner-a large white pan
ner. which was swung across the
main street from the postofiice TO the
principal grocer's opposite. Tom ap.
preached it curiously. on II he read
this legend:
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
BE a "New Farmer

ne sNeW Earmer.D
The farm problem of America is not
In bursting barns nor high bred stock,
nor soil fertility, nor even In the rural
school, but In the farmer himself. Its
solution is in the individual known as
the new farmer. The dreary drudgery
of the old farm existence Is fast pass
Ing away. and In its place is coming a
broad, rich, free livelihood, never known
before-"the new country life" The
new farmer lives the new country life;
the new farmer builds for his wife and
children a modern, sanitary, attractive
home the new farmer makes hard
roads He installs telephone, receives
his mail by free delivery and encour-
ages interurban service, supports a
thriving rural church and demands an
efficient consolidated school with a high
school course for his sons and daugh-
ters at home. The new farmer reads
and thinks; he studies his own environ
ment sees his opportunity and limita-
tions; improves the one and removes
the other. The new farmer Is not only
a scientist, but sociologist. He works
In harmony with his neighbors for the
general good and uplift of his imme
diate community, and above all else. he
realizes the dignity and Importance Of
his own profession and individuality in
the permanent and national welfare.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Curry the Cows.


1t is profitable to groom cows espe-
cfally In the spring. This is done in
the same manner that horse is cur
ried and brushed, and the work as thor
oughly done as II grooming good
horse. The cows are curried with a
sharp currying comb until the loose
hairs are combed of and the dandruff
on the skin Is loosened. They are then
rubbed down with straw and afterward
with rub rag until the coat is smooth
and glossy. This opens up the pores
in the skin, sets UP healthy action in
the small blood vessels just under the
skin and helps great deal in a direct
way in putting the cows in good condi-
tion.
Give the cows plenty of outdoor air
as soon as the weather moderates, but
do not compel them to stand out In the
rain. Keep them in the yard until the
grass is well started, for the first blades
are too watery to furnish nutrition, and
1t is false economy to turn stock on
pasture until 1t Is we'll started. Any
saving Of forage made In this way will
be paid for later by the shortness of
the grass when it is most needed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
The
Exceptional
Equipn7er17

Of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production Of Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
benefcially and combining them most
skilHully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup Of
California Figs.
As there is only one genuine Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA and as the gen
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge Of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
il, upon viewing the package, the full name
ofthe California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Another Artificial Fertilizer.

The success attained in Norway by
the electro-thermic process for the fixa-
tion of atmospheric nitrogen In the
form OF nitric acid, which is afterward
converted into calcium nitrate and
used as a fertilizer in place of Chile
saltpeter, has been followed by the de
velopment of another method of fixing
atmospheric nitrogen by passing 1t over
heated calcium carbide. The product
is called cyanamid-in the market mi
troilim'--and experiment shows that
when placed in the soil 1t decomposes
and furnishes nitrogen to plants. Al
present cyanamid is produced on an
Industrial scale at Odda, In Norway
at Piano d'Orta, in Italy; at Westere.
gein and Bruhl, In Germany, and large
plants are being established at Almis-
sa, In Austria Hungary, and at Mag.
ara Falls, In Canada.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
The Great Spring Medicine

thousands of homes for than thirty years Saapara
has been taken Spring Medicine every family
Peculiar to Itself what des
blood purifiers appetzs and onc
Spring AimensaH blood pmples, eruptons eczema
scrou all stomach liver kidney complaints Appetite
tired feeling, all low rundown conditions of the system
Hoods SaTsapara simply
contains sarsapa but because
Of than 20 different Ingredients greatly strengthened
rched by this peculiar combination ingredients very
edes that successful physicians prescribe for
mens There real substitute for Hoods
buy preparation said to be us good you may
feror costs less to make and yields the dealer profit
Begin taking Hood Saapara today LIQUID form or
the chocolated tablets Dollar
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Eggs, Fresh and Otherwise.

information comes from Secretary OF
Agriculture Wilson that henceforth
eggs styled 'fresh" or strictly fresh
must live up to their profession. Stor.
age eggs must be labeled as such. II
this rule is rigi1!y enforced-and the
States of Nebraska, Minnesota and
pennsylvania are leading the van In
furnishing violators of the law-there
will be some queer experiences. 1t is a
well known fact that many persons
have been eating eggs two years old un-
der the caption Of strictly fresh"
While any person of sense realizes that
strictly fresh" eggs are almost unob-
tainable in midwinter and that the de-
velopment of cold storage facilities has
been a boon to the consumer, 1t goes
without saying that free-born man has
right to know what he is getting for
his money. Then IL he prefers eggs
under the ban. let him have them.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Cotton-Picising Machine.

A cotton-picking machine has beer
devised, on lines similar to the vacuum
process cleaning machines, by j. S
Thurman. The yacuum-producing ap
paratus, driven by gasoline engine
is mounted on a wide-wheel truck
which Is drawn about the cotton field
by mules. Each operator has 100 feet
Of hose with the picker suction-tip al
the end. 1t is claimed that each op
orator can gather 700 pounds of seed
cotton per day Of ten hours at totaI
cost of from s2.45 to $3.10 per op.
sration per day.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Care of the Young Horse.

Work with young horses intended foi
next seasons work while you have time
this winter. Halter and stall them,
groom them daily and harness them
frequently, SO that they become accus-
toned to your working with them. II
requires time for the young horse to
find out many things required OF 1t In
regular work. Ii 1t Is first taught the
feel of the halter and harness there
will be less for 1t to think about when
1t is hitched up for work. well brok-
en- horse is worth much more than one
poorly broken. In selling the horse
that is the first Inquiry of the buyer.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Selecting a Horse.

A government horse buyer gives some
new pointers on picking out q good
roadster. He says horse that moves
steadily and takes good, long strides
is good horse, Never buy horse
that takes short, nervous steps or
which has minclng gait. Such horse
cannot stand hard work ON the road
and is always hard on his rider or
driver. Cavalry horses In the crack
regiments are, as rule, particularly
gated as to walking.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
For More whoIe.ome Mirk.

The New York station says that the
greater the attention paid to scrupul.
GUS cleanliness in handling milk at all
stages, the shorter the time that elapses
between the drawing, straining, and
cooling Of milk, and the lower the TEN.
perature to which 1t Is cooled, the
greater its freedom from micro-organ-
lsms, the longer 1t will retain its nor.
NAL condition, the more profitable its
production will be, and the more whole
some will 1t be for old and young.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30

The contrivance is of metal, made
on the principle Of pair of scissors,
except that where the point of the scis-
sors would come there is on one side
disc and on the other a circular open
ing into long bag, which is attached
to It. The handles of the harvester are
hollow, so that they will fit over the
pointed ends of poles, which may be Of
any length required, By means of this
device person standing on the ground
can reach fruit otherwise in inaccessi-
bic places, and by compressing the han
dies can snip the fruit from the limbs
into the bag. In this way fruit can
be plucked before 1t falls to the ground
and becomes bruised.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Incubator Chicks.

Chicks must be kept clean either
with hens or In a brooder. To clean
them every day is not too often. The
heat from the brooder makes droppings
produce foul air, as do hens when
brooding chicks. Give no feed until
the clutch is at lecst thirty-six hours
old. They do not need 1t for the yolk
absorbed just before Matching provides
them until that age. Leave them in
the incubator or under hens until ready
to give the first feed, which should be
fine gravel or sand on the bottom OF
the coop or brooder. They will eat
quite lot of 1t, and 1t provides the
gizzard with grit to grind food.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
A CURE FOR FITS
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Strug-
Cling to Attain for Centuries

The intense interest that has been manifested
throughout the country by the wonderful cures
that are being accomplished daily by epeptcide
still continues. 1t is really surprising the vast
number of people who have already been cured Of
fits and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have chance to test the medicine large trial
bottles. valuable literature, History of Epilepsy
and testimonials, will be sent by mail absolutely
free to all who write to the DR.. May Laboratory.
548 Pearl Street. New York City.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Government Experiment.

The farmers OF the country sur
rounding Shreveport will this year
plant $50 acres in peanuts, at the In
stigation of government officials, who
have recently come south for the pur-
pose OF testing the value of the pea
nut as a producer of fine oils. The cot
ton-seed oil mills, which are usually
Idle during the spring and summer
months. will be equipped for the ex.
pertinent. Beaumont Journal
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Another Knock,

Percy Pickle-Aw-I called on Miss
Wose last night and for two hours she
played on the piano.
Miss Tabasco-Yes, and she said the
music reminded her of you.
Percy Pickle-Of me? In what wayi
Miss Tabasco-It was so soft and
c1nuy
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
MuIcl,es of Manure.

During January and February heavy
mulches Of stable manure may bt
placed about perennial fruits and vege
tables. The manure will act as a pro
lection to the plants, some of its rich
ness will soak into the soil and wealth
ering will cause the manure to become
mild, so that 1t may be safely used fol
any of the garden crops next spring
There is little danger of scattering tot
much manure In our gardens and or
chards.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Real Machine Made.

Stubb-This paper complains that
there are no courtships like those OF
the olden days. It says there are too
many machine-made proposals. What
are machine made proposals."
Penn-Proposals made In automo-
biles, / guess.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Mix for Lame Rack.

To one-half pint good whiskey add
one ounce syrup sarsaparilla and one
ounce Toris compound, which can be
procured from any druggist. Take in
teaspoonful doses before each meal and
before retiring. This recipe is never
failing. Leading specialists prescribe it.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30

man, which makes
'the gathering Of ap-
pies, pears a n d
peaches a far easier
and quicker propo-
sition than 1t has
been b ere t 0 ( ore.
This invention is
simple enough, but,
like many o It b e I
simple expedients,
1t re m a ed un-
thought Of until re-
cenliy.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Promoting the Glad Expression.

Promoting the Glad Expression.
Have you done anything to make
life more cheerful?' asked the optimist.
"Have you helped anybody to smile?'
i should say so. have helped more
people to smile than anybody else In
the neighborhood. I'm dentist
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Foul or Fair Weather.

Small Wallace accepted an invita-
ton to a party, as follows:
Dear Louis--I will come to your
party il 1t don't rain" (then, thinking
that he might have to stay at home in
that case), "and if it does" ."--Delinea-
tor
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30

HOWARD e. BURTON.-Assayer ard Chemist.
~ Leadvilie, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, Lead, 81 Gold Silver, 75c; Gold, soc; Zinc or
Copper, 81. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent on application. Control and UNI
pire work solicited. Refsrencss Carbonate Ma
uonaI Bank.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Homemade BrooSer.

A. Upper smoke pipe to carry off
the fumes of the lamp. B. Cotton-cov-
cred frame or roof of brooder. G..
Heat-refector. D. Heating chamber.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30

d. Two-ply flannel to form the warm
hover for the chicks. Il. Fresh air
chamber. G. Lower smoke pipe. II.
Galvanized iron rim on which the heat
er rests. l. Warm fresh air entering
The hover.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
shake into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet It cures
painful, swollen, smarting sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30

E2TC st. vitus' Dance ana servous diseases perma-
asiS nently cured by DR.. d ines Great Nerve Re-
sorer Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise
DR.. B. 81. Kline Id. 931 Arch st., Philadelphia Pa
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
For Haryestinx Fruit.

Farmers and other persons with
fruit orchards will find much to COM
mend In the invention Of an Indiana
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-04-30
Horrid Mani

Husband-Holy Moses. What has
happened?
Wife-What do you think The cat
has eaten every bit of the meal that
! have just cooked!
Husband The poor thing? But nev-
er mind; will get you another cat
Eliegende Blatter.