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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-05-26
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ORDERS KEPT HER BUSY.

A prominent physician of Baltimore
tells or an amusing experience Of the
early days OF his practice when he
was residing in a small town where
by far the majority Of the workers
were coal miners.
Il was greatly distressed by the in
sanitary conditions prevailing in their
cottages" says the doctor. land
among other things tried to explain
to each household the importance of
maintaining wholesome atmosphere
In the sleeping rooms. / laid in a
stock of thermometers, which were
distributed to the households where
they We're most needed. took pains
70 point out to each family in turn
now the thermometer would indicate
the proper degree of temperature.
AS l was making the rounds one
day 1 inquired of the woman at the
head OF the establishment, wherein I
observed my thermometer proudly dis
played at the end Of a string. wheth-
er she followed my instructions.
Yes, SIR answered she. I'm very
careful about the temperature. 1 watch
the thing all the time as IL hangs up
there
What do you do when the tempera-
ture rises above 6S?
II take it down, sir, an put IL
outside till it cools off Bit"
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IN TOUCH WITH THE PEOPLE.
president Tafts Idea Of Trip
Through the Country 10 a Most
Excellent One.

Half humorously, President Taft
was called the travelling man of the
administration preceding his own. He
was travelling man who made good
to the firm" and his usefulness in
that capacity, together with the
knowledge OF the world in It's relations
to the United States government
which he acquired, went far toward
convincing the country of his qualifi.
cations to fill the office he now holds.
IL is pleasing to note that as presi.
dent Mr.. Taft is not inclined to relin.
quish the travelling habit, and IL is to
be hoped that nothing will prevent the
carrying out OF plans announced for a
swing around the circle" during the
coming summer. During his campaign
Tor the presidency he covered the
country pretty thoroughly, from the
Atlantic coast into the far west. and
also into the south. But campaign
ing tour Is one thing and a trip EN-.
bracing liberal itinerary when the
traveller journeys in his official ca
pacity as the chief executive of 3d.
100000 people Is another.
Undoubtedly President Taft appre-
ciates the Importance of getting into
close touch with the people OF the diff
ferent sections as an aid to carrying
out the policies which he hopes will
bring success to his administration.
His projected trips, which will take
him into New England, into the south
and later across the continent to the
Pacific coast, will not be like those of
a president reaching the end OF his
elective term and seeking favor on
the eve OF an approaching convention
TO choose successor, but they will
be trips marking the beginning OF his
presidential Office, prior to the time
when opportunity will be presented
TO push the policies which he desires
to see enacted into law.
Popular sentiment is the great
power behind progressive president
II liz President Taft's desire that the
people should know intimately his
plans for action, and the best way of
informing them is to go among them.
Furthermore, the president can better
understand what the people them
selves want by meeting them at home,
as 1t were. There ought to be mutual
good derived by the president person
ally and by the country through a
swing around" during what may be
called the formative period Of the Taft
administration.
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RASH ALL OVER BOYS BODY.
Awful, Crusted, Weeping Eczema on
Little Sufferer-A Score of Treat
ments Prove Dismal Failures.
Cure Achieved by Cutlcura.

MY little boy had an awful rash all
over his body and the doctor said it
was eczema. 1t was terrible, and used
to water awfully. Any place the water
went 1t would form another sore and it
would become crusted. A score or
more physicians failed utterly and dis
mally in their efforts to remove the
trouble. Then 1 was told to use the
Cuticura Remedies. / got a cake of
Cuticura Soap, a box of Cuticura Oint-
ment and a bottle of Cuticura Re-
solvent, and before we had used half
the Resolvent could see a change In
him. In about two months he was en-.
tirely well. George F. Lambert, 13s
West Centre ST, Mahanoy City, Pa.
Sept. &c and Nov. 4, 1907"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston
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IN DEFENSE OF TARIFF BILL.
senator Aidrieh Shows How the Meas.
ure Undoubtedly viii BE
Revenue Producer

opponents Of the pending tariff hill
Especially those who represent what
Is left OF the iff.for.revenue-only
crowd OF the Wilson Cleveland era
nave asserted with much emphasis
that the measure IL enacted would not
produce sufficient income to meet the
current expenses OF the government
IL was In answer to this charge that
senator Aldrich addressed himself
when he asserted that the pending bill
would be more efficient revenue.
getter than the Dingley tariff law. and
with reasonable economy In expendi.
lures, would produce a surplus In the
treasury OF $4,000. 900 by the end of
the fiscal year 1911.
The senator asserted that II the pro-
visions OF the pending bill had been in
force in 1907. which he cited probably
as the last year OF normal trade condi.
ions. they would have resulted I'm col.
iections $S.00O.000 in excess OF those
which were made under the DingIey
tarin law. The increased revenue-pro.
uucing efficiency which he claims for
the new measure he attributes to ad.
Vances on wine. spirits and few
other Injuries. and to stricter provi.
sions for appraisals.
significant portion OF the senator's
speech was that I'm which he demanded
an end OF congressional extravagance.
lie affirmed his belief that the ammo.
priations made last year could have
been reduced $4,000, 900 without i'm.
pairing the efficiency OF the public
service. and suggested action in future
py the senate committee on public ex.
penditures whereby the responsibility
Tor future extravagances might he
closely fixed.
The recommendation of Senator Al.
drich that authority be given I'm the
pending bill for the issue of three per
cent bonds redeemable at the pleasure
OF the government, to obtain means
Tor the completion of tho Panama
canal, VIII excite discussion. IL Is
true, as Senator Aldrich says. that ex
isting legislation authorizes only two
per cent bonds which must not be sole
at less than par. 1t Is also true that
these bonds will be purchased only by
or Tor national banks intending to use
them as basis for circulation. The
senator's recommendation I'm regard IN
three per cent. bonds will be looked
upon as corollary OF the currency
policy which he intends to expound to
the country on his western tour after
the close of the special session of con.
gress.
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Hopeful sions for the Country.

Enterprise. capital and labor wait
only to know through what channels
and under what conditions they may
advance. With certainty as to the
fiscal burdens which are unavoidable.
and TO which adjustments must be
made, there is increasing hope for the
future and increasing confidence that
1t will be prosperous.
That enterprise and capital will not
have much longer to wait--that in the
general advance labor will find the full
measure OF employment II now lacks
there are hopeful signs from Wash.
ington.
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A Little SIip.

Rev. Mr.. Spicer had for three days
enjoyed the telephone which had been
his last gift from an admiring parish
Toner. He had been using It imme-
diately before going to church.
When the time came for him to an.
nounce the first hymn, he rose. and
with his usual impressive manner.
read the words. Then in crisp, firm
tone, he said: Let us all unite I'm
hymn six double o, sing three
Youths Companion.
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It's an Old Game.

Disgruntled Euglishman Cat launch.
ing or the Terrible Bess)-Gadzooks
but this building the most powerful.
warship-in-the-world doth make me
sick! First we build 1t, then France
doth, then the Venetians. then the
Dutch, and then-egad!-we build It
again. Praise fortune, our ship.
wrights say IL can't be built much
larger and float.-Puck.
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OLD soAKERs
Get Saturated with Caffeine.

When a person has used coffee for a
humber of years and gradually de-
clined in health, IL is time the coffee
should be left off in order to see wheth-
er or not that has been the cause of
the trouble.
A lady In Huntsville, Ala, says she
used coffee for about 40 years. and for
the past 20 years was troubled with
stomach trouble.
Il have been treated by many physi-
clans but all in vain. Everything failed
TO perfect q cure. was Frustrated for
some time, and came near dying. When
/ recovered sufficiently to partake Of
food and drink 1 tried coffee again and
1t soured my stomach.
Il finally concluded coffee vas the
cause Of my troubles and stopped us
Ing IT. l tried tea and milk in its
place, but neither agreed with me. then
1 commenced using Postum. 1 had IL
properly made and it was very pleas
ing to the taste.
Il have now used It four months, and
my health is so greatly improved that
L can eat almost anything want and
can sleep well, whereas, before, I suf.
fered for years with insomnia.
Il have found the cause OF my Crou-
bles and a way to get lid 81 them.
You can depend upon 1t 1 appreciate
Postum"
There's a Reason" Read "The Road
TO MELVILLE" In pkgs.
Ever read the nbove letter. A new
one appears from time 60 time. They
are genuine true, and full of hunaan
later Sst.
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announcer w oman cured
Christiana, Tenn" / suffered from
the worst form of female trouble so
that at times 1 thought I could not
live, and my nerves were in a dreadful
condition. Lydia X. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound cured me, and made
me feel like different woman. Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ia
worth Its weight in gold to suffering
women."-MRs. MARY WOOD, REDS.
If you belong to that countless army
Of women who suffer from some form
Of female ills, don't hesitate to try
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs.
For thirty years this famous remedy
has been the standard for all forms Of
female ills, and has cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
such ailments as displacements, fibroid
tumors, liberation, Inflammation, IT.
regularities, backache, and nervous
prostration.
If you want special advice write
f0rittO Mrs. PinI<ham, Lynn. Mass.
1t Is free and always helpful.
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Wealth Of MELODY.

After hard day in Wall street he
had been dragged by his spouse to the
opera, where he promptly proceeded
to take nap. In the midst OF 1t he
was awakened by this in the most
soulful accents:
"Ah! What rioh chord! Isn't Il,
dear?"
"Er-ah-yes-how much would you
say it's WORTH" he murmured.
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LITERARY NOTE.

Visitor-What brought you to this,
my poor man?
Convict-My love for books, mum.
Visitor-Some or those cheap. SEN
bational books, no doubt?
Convict-Not at all, lady; It was
pocket books.
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SEEING is Believing.

Isaac (who has just recovered from
typhoid) doctor. you have charged
me for four weeks calls; will pay
for only three weeks!
Doctor-But l called on you every
day for four weeks, Mr.. Isaac!
Isaac-Vell. dere vas one week I
was delirious. and didn't see you
come in!-Life.
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An Offending Phrase.

why are you so sure the critics
don't know what they are talking
about?"
Il waited five years to publish my
book" answered the young author,
and then they sneered at me for
rushing into printl'"
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seeking to BE a Comforter.

You are consuming great deal of
valuable time with your tariff argu.
ment."
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum,
Il find satisfaction in trying to demon.
strate that here Is one case where the
consumer doesn't pay the tax"
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Irish Wit.

A gentleman, seeing Patrick dig
ging In the ground, stopped to in.
quire: What are you digging out
that hole for, Pat?"
Sure" replied Pat, with a grin,
I'm diggin' out the dirt an LAWN the
hole to look after itself. sor."
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SUSPICIOUS.

Shabby Shakespeare-When the
heavy tragedian raped at the way.
side cottage and told the lady he was
an actor in distress she doubted him.
Nosole Nero-Why so?
Shabby Shakespeare-Becau when
she offered him a copy of Hamlet"
he said he'd rather have an omelet
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teal condition when / began with
Doan's Kidney Pills. and they certain
ly did wonders for me. Though am
81 years old, am as well as the aver.
age woman OF so. / work well. eat
wei, and sleep we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
tosterMilburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
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three years I suf-
re re d everything
with rheumatism In
my limbs and a dull,
ceaseless aching In
my back. I was
W e k. guild,
broken with head
aches and dizzy
spells. and the kid.
ney sccretions were
thick with solids. I
was really In n crit.
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Too Much Family Tree

Hasn't Fitzbrown got his coat of
arms yet? Why, he told me he was
going to look up his ancestry the first
opportunity he got, and"
We'll, believe he got an oppor-
tunity to look up his family tree, but
he saw some things hanging to the
branches that discouraged further re-
search. Judge.
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His whereabouts

What became of that young man
who sought your hand in marriage at
the seashore last summer" asked
the dear girl who had been abroad.
"Oh," replied the fair one who had
remained at home, II have him under
my thumb now"
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Caller-Is the manager in?

Caller-Is the manager I'm!
Office Boy-What is your name.
please?
Caller-Just tell him It is his old
friend Bill.
Office Bty-Then he's gone out. I
heard him say that If any bill came
he wasn't in.
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Even Then.

The end OF the world had come at las4
But Gabriel stood irresolute.
Mankind awaited the trumpet blast.
And still he didn't toot.
impauent mutterings then began:
why this delay? What does IL mean Y'
I'm waiting" said Gabriel. for the man
WITH the motion picture machiner,
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Nothinu.

What did Jinx say at the banquet
last night?"
Nothing"
why, he told me he made a
speech"
so he did"
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An Inference

Miss Oldham had a proposal Of
marriage last night.
Miss Young-Indeed! Who taught
you the art?
Miss Oldham-The art?
Miss Young-Yes, of hypnotism.
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Senator Aldrich can show you. how.
ever, that when he has put the neces.
sary tariff on the Injuries you use
there will be sufficient revenue. But
We must cut down our appropriations.
gentleme-
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Insulted.

What part of the country did you
come FROM"
Say, don't get fresh. DO look as
II l come from the country"
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The Parental kick

Friend OF the Family-Is that young
man coming to your house as a sutton
for your daugbter?
Father with yelled meaning)-Yes,
and he Is a good one to boot.
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Very Serious.

Let the dead bury It's dead" ad.
vised the optimist.
That's a serious undertaking, Isn't
it," asked the pessimist.
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Blocked Hla Game

olive-Did he steal kiss from
you?
Ella-He tried to, but
Olive-Well?
Ella fair exchange is no robbery,
you know.
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Pannie-Freddie. our engagement is
on for to-day.
Freddie-Why?
Fannie-'Cos 1 got a bag of candy
here that / think will last me until to-
morrow night.
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PROOF POSITIVE.

DO you really love me, George?"
Didn't you give me this tie. dear ?"
Eyes, love. Why?"
well. amt 1 wearing it?'
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HypercriticaI.

Blobbs--f love the old songs best.
Slobbs-Why?
slobhs-Because no one sings them
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MADE
WELLAND
STRONG
By Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Bardstown, Ky.-"I suffered frol
liberation and Northumberland n

q long time. Doc
tors had failed to
help me. Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound was
recommended, and
l decided to try it.
1t cured mytrouble
and made me well
and strong, so that
I can do all myown
work." Mrs. JOS
EPH HALL, Bards-
town Nv
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OF Conrse.

Thine flies"
What's the idea?"
y was just thinking that the Gro
YER Cleveland babies are grown up
now, and the Togo pups are all old
dogs"
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NEW STRENGTH ron OLD sAcks.
No Need to Suffer Every Day from
6aekache.

Mrs. Joannah Straw. SIS North
Broadway. Canton. s. D., says: "For
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Senator Aldrich asks for haste in the
work on the tariff bill. More power to
his elbow.
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Woman's taste for dress Is 30 In
stinctive that dairy maid could read
lily and becomingly change posi-
lions with society queen.
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Pain and swelling seldom indicate in
ternal organic trouble. They are usually
the. result of local cold or inflammation
which can be quickly removed by little
Hamlins Wizard Oil. Try and see.
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important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA u safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that n
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The average life of q dog ia from
ten to twelve years.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1909-12-31
ENFse1lES oT%
MAsl6ul@N .~

Milan lace is worn as collar and
cuffs or collarette.
Dark tones are more fashionable
than light or bright effects.
Very attractive blouses are made Of
the Persian printed silk muslins that
come for scarfs.
A gorgeous dinner gown was Of
cloudy black chiffon. spangled in
gold.
The favorite skirt for suits and
linen frocks is killed on to deep,
plain yoke.
Bronze Mephistopheles lend a
jounty air to a tailored hat.
A rather attractive millinery nov
city is a hat of light-colored silk with
black chantilly lace stretched smooth.
ly over, and large velvet bow for
trimming.
Could anything be more alluringly
beautiful than the absurd new color
name "ashes of amethyst"
OF a pure radiance, shimmering
white moonlight coldness are the love
ly evening gowns of filmy white gauze
over matching liberty satin, trimmed
with narrow cleaning silver ribbons
and sprinkled mistily with silver
spangles.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1909-12-31
GENERAL NEWS.

Vermont hunters have already paid
over $4,000 into the state treasury
for licenses to shoot game.
Mrs. o. H. P. Belmont has rented a
building in New York city for woman
suffrage settlement house.
The national defense committee of
the Russian duma rejected. by large
majority, the credit for new battle
ships.
Dr.. Jose Madriz. former Judge Of
the Central American Court Of Justice
at Cartaeo. and Zelaya's candidate.
was ON Monday elected president OF
Nicaragua by the unanimous vote OF
the Nicaraguan Congress.
Frederick Remington. the artist. died
at Ridgeheld, Conn.,. Of appendicitis.
after . brief illness. He was operated
on few days before for appendicitis.
You can take 1t from me that pro.
lection OF umpires will be one Of the
principal planks in my platform" is
the announcement Of Thos. ]. Lynch,
the new president of the National
Baseball league.
United States Senator A. ]. McLau.
rim Of Mississippi died suddenly De.
CO ber ed at his home in Brandon
froh an attack Of heart failure which
came without the slightest warning.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1909-12-31

As cut leather is one Of the popu-
lar crafts Of the season, we are CIV
ing table mat design. The work is
not difficult and the results are artis-
tic and pleasing.
The first step is to make a whole
pattern on manila paper. One-quarter
of the pattern is given. The easiest
way to do this is to blacken the back
of the pattern cut from the page,
using a very soft peSlcil. Lay the pat
tern on the manila paper and go over
all the lines Of the design very care
fully. Be sure to keep the sweep of
the black leaves all going in one di-
rection, that Is. one following the 9th
er right around on each quarter.
Next lay a piece Of carbon paper.
black side down, on the right side Of
the leather and the design on top.
Fasten down with thumb tacks, being
careful to place them outside the cir
Gle. Otherwise there would be q hole
in the mat.
They should be placed on . hard
board. With q sharp pencil go over
all lines. Remove the paper and go
over the design again in pencil. so
that all parts may b perfectly dis
tinct for cutting.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1909-12-31
NEGOTIATING for Peace.

Managua - President Madriz re-
ceived a telegram from General Es-
trada, in command of the revolution
lists at Bluefields, in answer to his
message of December 22nd express
ing desire to reach some under.
standing that would lead to the re.
establishment of peace. General Es-
trada declares his readiness to meet
the proposition halfway. President
Madriz said: Il will Immediately ar
range a meeting of commissioners of
both sides to discuss terms. l am
confident of a satisfactory outcome"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1909-12-31

Next lay the leather on a piece Of
glass and cut out with a sharp knife.
The parts Of the design that are
blackened and grayed in are the parts
to be cut out. A pair of manicure
scissors will help with the round parts
of the design.
Miroir velvet is to be pasted under
the berries and satin under the
leaves. Cut small bits Of velvet that
will fit under the groups Of berries
and glue with the wrong side of the
leather on the right side Of the vel
vet. Use = very strong glue and be
careful that 1t does not spread.
Then cut \ piece of satin the size
of the mat and glue in, with the right
side next to the wrong side Of the
leather. Special care must be taken
that it does not wrinkle over the vel.
vet already glued in.
The color scheme OF this mat is old
blue leather. blue green velvet and
black satin: 1t 10 = striking combine
ton.
Suede calfskin IL the most attrae.
tive leather. 1t comes from IS to IS
cents q square foot. Ono square foot
will be enough to make the mat.
When purchasing be sure that the
! leather IL = perfect square.