The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1909-02-19

on the cloak model they take 1t.
so far as is known, there is never
an epidemic that carries off wolves,
foxes, English sparrows, or other
pests.
You often hear that this is a free
country, and that man is at liberty
to express his opinion. II is not true.
4 decent, industrious man Is as
sure to get along as loafer and
irunkard is sure to go to the devil.
A lot of men try to be fair, but not
many would give themselves the worst
Of 1t in compiling an autobiography.
A farmer looks mighty superior
when he is using his mule team tC
lrag a crippled automobile into town.
An actor is like an Indian: When
he wants to marry again, he pays no
attention to the fact that he is mar
ried already.
The friends good enough to defend
you in your absence are rarely so good
that they fail to tell you that you
needed defense
In order to be considered martyr,
all the modern woman has to do is to
create the impression that some man
is mean to her.
Everyone who leaves Atchison final
ly comes back though a few wait un-
ii they are dead, and are sent here
to be buried.
We'll" said a man in barber shop
his morning, looking through his
money, "if have a bad nickel, | will
lay the slot machine"
The first girl to return from the east
with a hat as big as a butter tub, and
I hatpn stuck in it as big as a bread
plate will be It. This is the latest.
A father judges his son by what he
has accomplished in the past; a moth
er by what she hopes he will accom-
Dlish in the future.
AtchisOn is an unusual town. There
is a young man in it who was prom
ising before his marriage, but whose
wife has unmade him.
This strange influence" which men
exert over women, in getting their
money from them: Why is it no hus-
band can get it over his wife?
Eastern men who come west re-
mind us of oysters. Every man who
comes from the east claims to be from
New York, and every oyster claims to
be blue point.
Cupid has a reputation for being in
nocent, but he is smart enough not
to establish a custom of allowing
lovers to be man and wife on pro.
baton.
We heard a man say today 81
have lots of friends" Wen be dog.
oned if we feel that way about it.
How do you feel?
Most people are always expecting
something important to happen. AS
reporter we have noticed that nine
people out of ten, when asked for an
item say: Nothing new, as yet"
After a man has nibbled, it often
requires a shrewd girl to land him.
The trouble seems to be that the girls
let them nibble too long. They should
be landed high and dry at the first
bite,
People really care little for political
speeches, but every man in high Of
flee thinks he must make them,
whether he is an orator or a bore
There should be a law to the eff
feet that, when a man has more than
one visitor month at his house, the
police should step in and protect him.
After a woman has had children,
she begins to greatly admire those
young men and women of whom it is
said they are nice to their parents"
In August, when an ice man is busy
and making money, we wonder if he
has any sympathy with other people
who are experiencing very dull times.
The man engaged in plowing, does
poor job if he keeps watching to
see how the man beside him is doing
his work. And this applies to other
work than plowing.
What will the legislature do for
us?" a man asked a Globe reporter
today. 1T will increase your taxes"
the reporter replied, And isn't that
the truth?
A woman is always compiimented to
be told she looks like an actress, and
we cant imagine why. The aVpra pp