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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-08-19
PI l. 6 S.

81 have suffered with piles for thirty
six years. One year ago last April be-
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course Of week / noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end OF six
weeks they did not trouble me at all
Cascarets have done wonders for me.
am entirely cured and feel like new
man" George Kryder. Napoleon, o.
Peasant Pa1atable. Potent Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sickcn. Weaken or Grfpe.
l0c. 2Sc. Soc, Never sold In bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped c c c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back go
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-08-19

A prophe, Is only different from
the ordinary liar in that he can make
people believe him.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-08-19

Mothers VIII ind Mrs.. winslovss 5oothins
Syrup the b=st remedy 70 use for thelr childrsl
during the teething period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-08-19

When a dog Is muEzled. he ualssss
AL the delights OF being doz-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-08-19

HOWARD y. BURTON : lssayer and Chemist
Silver Lead, ST. Gold. Silver. 75c: Gold Zoe; In.
or Copper. 81 Mailing envelopes and fall price lis
sent Applicant ion. Control and Umpire work 20
licited- kefsrences Carbonate National Bank
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
WHO is THE PARTY?

Mr. Cannon Speaker
him. No one is par
His
argument attitude "maor-
ties Therefore,
their theya
party do not take in
supposed represen
Representatives
Mr. Cannon
his conception of
against him is of
rights privileges perqusites of the
party a hmCannon
1t just this point
covering which
the attack him,
of OF
speech
nos o' h ~, ' ~ w th ,e hut the machine that Can
House of Representa-
the under which have
power.
people promised certain things the platform of the Rep
The people notg thoseth promised
Adrich tariff bill
strictly interpreted
compliance
belonged
Cannon Aldrh And the
Insurgents objected They
ulesdd Cannon and Aldrich
Having therefore, iniquity party
tariff
casts and ought be fought as enemies the party resolves itself into
m
Republican convention the
have the people,
have kept their promises made to their constituents and that the Republic
filehe
trodden political
Representatives
the Republican Party: Cannon
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
Items Gathered in
From Far and Near
Indifference to Manners,
From the Century Magazine.

fTOm the century Magazine.
There can be no manners without a
standard of tacit agreement in society
concerning them. and this standard
amounts to dead letter unless it is
enforced and insisted upon to a great
err degree than is now done The
treatment from private and public SER
wants and from children to which gen.
tlemen and ladies submit without pro-
test indicates that as an active princi-
pie of society manners have lost force.
The fact seems to be that good many
Americans who have good manners
act as though they were heartily
ashamed of it. and hope that their
children will not find it out
By the indifference to the impolite-
ness OF servants, employers make life
more difficult for themselves and fo-
society-just as mothers do who fail
to exact prompt and implicit obedience
from their children. Recently in a
certain club a call boy. sent to find 4
member. rushed into the Shaking
room with a repeated and strident
summons of Jones' whereupon a
gentleman drew him aside and softly
prompted him with Mr.. Jones. if You
please" This action was a service
not only to the boy, but to every men,
Der of the club. But how many
house committees consider these or
a score of such delinquencies worth dis
cipline: And where is the multitude
of servants to learn their trade if no
one exacts of them respect?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27

family in public. A generation or two
ago people were repealed every time
they picked up one of the early Eng
lish novels or plays, because of the
coarse language, but in the present
generation there is too commonly
heard on every street, in the cars and
public corridors a constant stream of
language much coarser and much more
profane than exists in any of the clas-
sic early English literature, which I'M
der the old order was not admitted
to the fireside circle.
The indecencies of speech heard in
public places. in all cities, throughout
the country, particularly from youthful
lips, is one Of the most fragrant evils
Of the age. and it is a pity that the
stage which roes not have to pander to
such tastes, should lend itself to the
propagation of so disgusting habit.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
Bread and Pipe Baker.

The lecturer at the cooking school
sometimes enlivened her remarks with
an anecdote.
1.-THE eighteenth century baker, she
said, was a pipe cleaner as we'll. just
as the barber a little earlier was a
surgeon. Everybody in those days
smoked clay pipes, provided the same
as cups or spoons by the coffee houses,
Well. each morning waiter carried
his masters stock Of pipes. some hun
dred perhaps, to the nearest bakery.
The baker would boil them, then dip
them in liquid lime, then bake them
dry. They came out Of the oven as
sweet and white as new."-Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
Joe Cannon Strikes at Enemies
Speaker Thoroughly Maddened by the Attacks Made on Him.
Hands Out Few Knocks at Banquet Last Might

Kansas City, Mo, Nov 27-"When
Senators Cummins, La Toilette, Bris-
tow and their so-called progressive
following join hands with Mr.. Bryan in
making war upon the republican men,
bers OF congress who passed the tariff
bill and upon the president who sign
ed it. in that contest | know of but one
way to beat them. and that is to fight
them just as We fight Mr.. Bryan and
his following
Such was the declaration of Speak err
Cannon. who delivered the principal
address before the Knife and Fork
club here last night
Mr.. Cannon said Senator Cummins
alone had read himself out of the Re-
publican party. He defended the
rules of the house. saying they will re-
main substantially rs they have been
and will be. SO long as there is a con-
gress.
Here are few of the statements
made by the speaker in the course OF
his address:
The senators and representatives
who call themselves insurgents voted
the industries and products of their
own sections
Senator La Toilette did not vote on
the duties on lead and zinc because. he
said. hc had pecuniary interest in the
outcome
Senators LaFollette and Bristow
voted with the Republicans on SEIZED
ules which protected the products Of
their constituents and with the demo-
Gratis on Others.
The tailors of Tooley street are ever
with us. and when they can not be we.
the people, they take it out in resolv-
ing and declaiming"
The famous Sos went down with
colors flying, but not to don sackcloth
or sulk in their tents"
With whom did Senator Cummins
cooperate: Let the record of the
votes decide"
Neither Bryan, Cummins. La Fol-
lette, Bristow or their followers claim
that it can be changed during the COM
ing four years, but they all agree in
one thing, namely. that they will agi-
tate-and they are agitating-for add
tional tariff legislation. and. as the car
of prosperity drawn by 3o,On0s peo-
pie moves on. they are seeking to him
der its progress by criticism and de-
| nunciation. and this. too. within three
| months of its enactment"
Singularly, the critics who insisted
that the tariff should be further low
cred are the same critics who are dis
| satisfied because We have not gone
faster and farther and appropriated
. more money. We can not eat our
| cake and have it,
There is only one thing that can
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
SpoiIs and Public Service.

From the Chicago Record-Herald.
Under the spoils system men have
become incapacitated for honest work
after they have once tasted the spoils
Given the emoluments of office, they
have devoted themselves to the bust
ness of the party machine and neglect
ed their official duties. When they
were thrown out owing to a victory of
the opposing party they attached them
selves to some boss and waited for the
next change of fortune that should of
fer them another chance at an official
salary. Meantime they did nothing
to prepare themselves for the special
work Of any office. Keeping their
wagon hitched to the boss. they applied
for the largest salaries they could pos
sibly hope to get when their crowd
succeeded again. and accepted what
ever was allowed them.
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halt this confident move forward 70
give the country another era of pros
perlty, such as we had from 1897 to
1907. and that is agitation for the
mere purpose of agitation, without any
well conceived. healthy purpose in
view"
president Taft is the RECOGNIZED
leader of the republican party and the
great majority of republicans are his
followers. With whom did Senator
Cummins cooperate: Let the record
OF the votes on this legislation from be-
ginning to end decide"
Had Mr. Clark's resolution been
adopted the House of Representatives
would still be in session considering
the innumerable amendments the
democrats would have offered to the
hundreds of paragraphs in the tariff
bill, and the United States senate
would still be waiting for the bill to he
sent over for its consideration
We have had these rules since the
beginning of the government and sub
stantially without change for the past
twenty years. until few months ago
two changes were made at the sugges-
tion of the so-called insurgents who
then voted against the adoption of the
notifications"
IF the democrats should again Sc
cure control of the house. Mr.. Clark
should realize his ambition and be
elected speaker. he will. as certain as
he maintains manhood worthy such re-
sponsibility. return to the position he
occupied and again become an ardent
defender of the rules"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
The Sunday Church Services

T. Pennington. pastor. Bible school
at o'clock. John HI. Johnson. super
intendent. A representative of the
Anti-saloon league will speak at the
1880 service. Christian Endeavor
meeting at $50. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at $50. A cordial
invitation to all to attend all these
services.
East Main ST. Friends-Truman
$40. Arthur NJ Charles. Supt. Meet
ing for worship. 1890. Mr.. R. c. Min
ton. legislative superintendent of the
Anti Saloon League will attend the
meeting. Endeavor Society, $50. a
cordial invitation is extended.
Universalist Church in Masonic
Temple, Sunday, Nov 2Sth Rev. Mar
tina Jones will preach at 7:30 p. N.
Sunday School at $50 p. III. Every
one invited.
Grace NJ. e. Church-W. NJ. Nelson,
pastor. Sunday School at 900 a m.
Services at 1880 a. m: pulpit will be
occupied by Mr.. Moon. representative
Of the Anti-Saloon League Glass
meeting al 11:45. Epworth League at
$50. Preaching by the pastor at
.:3O. subject. First Things" You are
cordially invited
ST. Mary's Cetholic-Masses every
! Sunday at S ard 8 O'Clock and High
Mass and sermons at TO-: so: Vespers
and benediction every Sunday at D.
m. Rev. j. F. Mattingly, rector. Rev.
Thomas A. Hoffman. assistant II
st. Andrews Catholic Fifth and
South c streets. Mass at 7:30: High
Mass at 9. As: Vespers. sermonette
and benediction at ) o'clock. Rev.
Frank A. Roell. rector; Rev. H. J.
Gadiage, assistant. II
West Richmond Friends.-Services
held at Earlham college. Bible school
at 9 a. H.. Prof. Z. p. Trueblood ST.
perintendent: meeting for worship at
1920: temperance sermon by +. F.
Shumaker. president of Anti-Saloon
league: mid-week meeting Wednesday
at 7:3O d. m. All interested are cor
daily invited to every service.
First Methodist.-Sunday school IA
- O'Clock; 1890, sermon by Rev. f..
NJ. Barney. Indianapolis; 100 Thanks
giving cantata by choir
| Reid ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Eleventh
and North A streets. Rev. S. r. Lyons
pastor Preaching 1890 a. m. and
1:30 y. m: Sabbath school, 9:15 4.
m; Christian Union, 6:45 D. m
First Christian-Corner Tenth and
South A streets. Samuel w. Traum
pastor. Bible school. 9:05 a. M, Prof
Judge Boggs. superintendent; Chris.
tan Endeavor $50 D. M. Edna NJ
Smith, president; preaching services
conducted by the pastor 1890 a. m
and 7:30 D. m. The pastor is in Ohio
visiting over Thanksgiving. but will
return in time for services on Sunday
First English Lutheran-Corner OF
Eleventh and South A streets f. q
Howard. pastor. Morning worship at
1890 a. m. Address by a representa-.
tive of the Indiana Anti-Saloon league
Nesper service at D. m. Sermon by
the pastor The Source of the Chris
tian's Life" Sunday school at 9:IT
a. M. Lee B. Nnsbaum superintendent
A cordial invitation is extended :,
strangers and to those WHO have nc
other church home in the city. Come
and worship with us.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27

Turning out or ner way TO aars. syn
ond's shop. she bought the smallest
thimble there. which WAS. however.
many sizes too big for her. There
was an old Scotch dame at the coup-
ter impatiently waiting to make her
own purchases. Not recognising the
queen. she broke into the conversation
with q "Hoots. but it's a rare fuss an
PADDLE you're maxim. Blow intae it
weel an it'll stick" That phrase. the
latter part Of the sentence. amused her
majesty immensely and became quite
q proverb In the royal family.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
Heart TO Heart
Talks.
IS WOMAN INFERIOR?
By EDWIN A. NYE.
Copy. ight, 1908, by Edwin A. Nye


When woman demands her right to
suffrage one reply Of her opponents is
this:
woman is inherently weaker in
body and intellect than man."
Let us call the roll Of history.
When Israel was at it's lowest ebb
q Deborah-restored the ma
ton. She not only led the armies, but
wrote the battle hymns.
From her throne in Egypt Cleopatra
ruled not only her own country. but
ruled the worlds rulers-Caesar and
Mark Antony.
The golden age" of Greece was the
age of Pericles. But a woman ruled
Pericles and Athens and answered
Socrates according to his logic-As-
pasta.
Babylon. long since fallen, once was
great. Who organized Babylon and
ruled it and led it's armies? Who but
Semiranis, a woman?
Who shook Rome when the great
Hannibal. son of Hamilcar. was I'M
able? Zenobia. woman.
And who of all it's sovereigns can
Russia compare to Peter the Great?
Only one-the great Catherine.
In the annals Of England what reign
can be compared to that Of Elizabeth
Only one-the Victorian era.
Can Austria in all its troubled his
tory point with pride to greater
reign than that of strong Maria The
resa?
China in it's age long records never
had an ADLER executive than the late
Empress Isl An.
And Of all the peerless leaders OF
men on the battlefield where is one
above the Orleans maid of seventeen
Joan of Arc?
When tyranny oppressed the people
Of South America the amaZonS alone
were able to free them.
Margaret of Anjou leveled thrones.
And time would fail us to tell of
those early American heroines who
fought the savages side by side with
their husbands, and of MoIl Pitcher
at Monmouth. of Hanna Winthrop at
Lexington and of the heroic spies and
nurses of Federal and Confederate. to
say nothing Of the brainy women who
have led reforms and who distinguish
our day.
Whether or not it would be best to
grant suffrage to woman may be a
mooted question.
But
As to her right to suffrage every
sense of justice comedies. and as to
her ability to use it all history pro-
claims.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27

much may be DONE" said the acute
observer. by an authoritative voice.
Now. II a man says to q dog. Come
here: with a note Of absolute autbori-
ty In his voice the dog comes ilnme-
diately."
Yea" said the traveller. i've MOTTO
ed 1t. And 1t Is especially marked In
oriental peoples. Why. when I was In
Khalisandjharo l heard . man say.
with that authoritative note In his
tone. o king. live forever and i'm
mediately the king lived forever
Carolyn Wells In Success Magazine.
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keot Dcdnina.-

There was a chicken to be killed for
Sunday dinner at the Cranes. Mr..
Crane did not like to wiring its neck;
likewise he shrank from using an ak.
Il have it, he finally decided. "I'u
shoot it." So. armed with his trusty
gun, he took the chicken to the wood
shed. Little Robert. anxious to be in
at the death. followed. By and by
Roberts mother. hearing no sound.
stepped to the back porch and called,
Robert, hasn't your father killed that
chicken YETI
NO." Robert called back. TT won't
get in the way."-Everybody's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
A LlItKARY SIN.
The Fabrication Of Quotations 10 .
Censurable Practice.

The Fabrication Of Quotations 10 .
Censurable Practice.
Plagiarism is hardly so great a crime
as the fabrication Of quotations -
practice which has caused many an
earnest student to waste hours In a
fruitless endeavor to trace the passage
cited. Among the guilty Samuel War
rem deserves special mention On one
occasion he took part in debate dur
ing which Roebuck boosted that he
was not a party man. whereupOn War
rem rose aud said that my learned
friends boast reminds me painfully
Of the words of Cicero. He who be-
longs to no party is presumably too vile
for any" At the conclusion of the do
bate Roebuck came over to compli-
ment his adversary on having made q
successful hit. adding. Il am fairly
well up in Cicero, but l have no idea
where 1 can find the passage you quot
ed" Neither have l." said Warren.
Good night
That literary sin. the fabrication Of
quotations. leaves its legacy Of trouble
behind it long after it has been CON-
mitted. Only the other day to a week
~ Journals correspondence column
came the venerable question as to
where in the Scriptures is to be found
reference TO "oil on the troubled
waters" n quotation countless preach
ers and writer's have used for cen
turtles, but neither Cruden's Concord
ance Of the Bible refers to 1t nor has
Notes and Queries or its industrious
correspondents ever been able to throw
a light upon its oriSin.-London Chron-
iofn
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
In Readiness.

Turkey in de barnyard,
Postum in de tree,
Rabbit in de cornfield,
An dey all looks good to me!
Partridge in brown sage,
Oyster in de bay;
Needn't wait no longer!
Bring along Thanksgivin' day.
Dat gratitude jes' ha'nts me,
With a persistence strange.
1t fingers in de pantry
An round de kitchen range.
We's been hopeful thoo de hardship
An patient with delay:
We's here to be rewarded
Bring along Thanksgivin' day!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
Instructed the Queen.

Queen Victoria of England was once
pulled up short by an old Scoscs~o-
man. Her majesty had started out
one afternoon to sit on a hillside and
watch some of her relatives fishing In
the river below her. when she found
that she had no thimbIe IN her pocket.
so could not work. as she had intend
ed. at the sewing she was carrying.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
TWINKLES
(By Philander JOhnson)

The Lucrative End Of the Enterprise
$50 you don't want to be the man.
ager of my new hotel"
NO." answered the head waiter
I'D rather go on accepting gratituities
in my present mental position
But you won't have any dignity or
authority"
True. But the chances are that |
will eventually have a mortgage on the
place."
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More Evidence,

so you regard that explorers loss
OF temper as evidence in his favor?"
said one scientist.
YES" replied the other ut indi-
Gates that he has spent so much time
in arctic localities that he is tired of
keeping cool"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27

WIN temperance Suno1y-l ne
Anti-Saloon League will have 9 men
in the city to fill as many pulpits both
morning and evening The appoint
ments are as follows: In the morning
United Presbyterian Church, Rev
W. c. Helt
Grace NJ. E. Church, Rev. r. H
| Moore.
First Baptist Church, Rev. E. A.
Miles.
First Eng. Lutheran, Rev. Geo. E
Hicks.
First Presbyterian, Rev n c. Shirley
East Main St. Friends-Hon. R. c.
Minton.
First NJ. E. Church, Rev. E. NJ. Bar.
ney.
South Eighth st. Friends, Rev. S. P
Mcknight
Earlham College. Rev. Z. S. Shu
| maker.
In the Evening
st. Pauls Lutheran, Rev. n c. Shir.
ey
United Brethren, Rev Geo f. Hicks
Second English Lutheran Rev. S. P
Mcknight
Third NJ. E.. Hon. r. c. Minton
Whitewater Friends, Rev f. S. Shu
maker.
First Christian. Rev. E NJ. Barney
African NJ. E.. Rev. r. II. Moore.
Iniversalist, Rev. T.. A. Miles.
TWO mass meetings will be held in
the afternoon-one at the Y NJ. G.. A
for men. to be addressed by Rev. F.
NJ. Barney and Hon. r. c. Mnton. The
| meeting for women at the First Pres
byterian church to be addressed by
Revs. E. S. Shumaker and w c. Helt
These meetings will be held at zoo
p. N.
First Baptist Churchill. Robert
Smith, pastor. Preaching at 1O:4O a
| m. and at 7:30 p. m. Sunday school
at 9:15. b. Y. P. U. at $50 D. m. All
are invited to attend these services
First Presbyterian-North 10th and
tor. Sabbath School and Bible class
es, 9:15 a. m. Mr. r. B. Mich olson
Supt. 1890 a. m. Church services
| with an address by Rev. n. c. Shirley
of FIT. Wayne. 1870 p. M, Evening
Sermon. Prayer Hour and Conference
Thursday, 1880 p. m. Come and wor
ship Our Father in Heaven.
| First Church Of Christ Scientist
Masonic Temple. Sunday services al
10:45 a. m. Subject. Ancient ant
Modern Necromancy or Mesmerism.
Wednesday evening experience meet
ing 7:45 p. m. Public invited. Read
| ing room No. 10 North 10th street
open to the public daily except Sun
day, 200 a. m. to 1900 noon; 1:3O d
m. to 500 p. m.
Fifth Street NJ. E. Church-J. Cool
Graham, pastor Sunday school a
9:15 a. m. Morning worship 1890 a
m. Sermon by pastor, subject Lying
, Gosslplng. Covetousness-The Penal
| ty.' Epworth League. $50 p. M;
leader. Hugh Foss. Evening service
at 7:30 You are welcome.
St. Pauls Evangelical Lutheran
G. Huber, pastor. Sunday school at 9
German preaching at 1880. Youns
Peoples meeting at $50. Evenins
services at Z. Rev. n c. Shirley will
address the meeting.
South Eighth Street Friends-Lev
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
Her Comolexion.

We once knew a woman who quar-
relied with her complexion. At one
time she touched it up SO much that
it became touchy. At another time it
was beyond the pale. Occasionally it
broke out and became very fiery. But.
however much she quarreled with 1t.
she was always ready to make 1t up.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27

'I'm simply starving" cried the
short story writer at the Hungry club
Il wish they'd begin dinner"
II never saw you when you weren't
starving" said the poet.
Pm never as hungry as you are,
though" the short story writer declar-
ed. because l write prose."-New
York Press
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27

Regular Customer-There used to be
two or three little bald spots on the
crown of my head. away back. Are
they there yet?
Barber-No. sir: it amt 20 bad n
all that. Where those spots used to
be, sir. there's only one now.-Chicsgo
Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-27
A Test.

WELL" said Mr.. Cumrox, your par
ty was great success"
How can you tell?" asked his wife,
whenever a crowd comes along
that makes me feel like stranger in
my own house l know it's a brilliant
OCCASION