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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21
HIS SIMPLE FUNERAL.

The will of Baron Gevaert, who died
recently at Brussels, gave strict direc-
tions as to the manner in which the flu
neral should be conducted He asked
that everything be 'as simple as posi-
bic, that there be no floral decora-
lions and no addresses, but that the
music be as .'good as possible. - 81
wish, he wrote, ''the liturgical songs
of the mass to be rendered in Gregorian
style, without organ accompaniment, if
possible. / accept the Dies Irae, ,
which / wish rendered in the French
form, with alternating solo and chorus
l wish the 'absolvo' to be sung by "a
solo tenor and the Dominic Jesu
Christi by three or four bassos. When
the body is being carried out l beg
that De Profundis' be sung, and this
is the only music l wish to be rendered
at my funeral. =
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21
THE FAIR HEAVENS.
Pu-Yi, Emperor.

Is it strange that sorrows die,
That our griefs grow less and less
That they touch us by and by
With soothing gentlenesss~
That the memories we hold
In grasp that grows more strong
Are those of the days of gold,
And the laughter, and the songs
Spendthrifts with our moments glad
Memory is generous;
Every happy day we had
She one time gives back to us,
Gives the song without the sigh,
Gives the hope without the fears,
Coloring the days gone by
Through the prism of the years.
Mariners who fare afar
Over seas that swell and change,
Under alien sky and star,
Into channels new and strange,
Still we cherish as the best,
Whether home or outward bound,
Not the windings of our quest,
But the treasures we have found.
Twilight song, the lull of noon,
Starstrewn night and silver dawn,
Whisper songs that come and Groom
Of the wondrous days agone-
Days remembrance pictures fair,
Shimmering in sun and shade,
| Unforgotten, for they were
The fair Ravens that we made
| Wilbur d. Nesbitt, in Los Angeles
Times.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21
MOTHERS SIMPLE TASTE.

How much are your chopse'' ask
ed the little girl.
Twenty cents,' said the butcher.
'And your steaks"
Twentythree cents.
"Chicken?'
Twenty five
''Oh, dear, mother can t afford
that, said the perplexed little girl.
''Well, what would you like?' ask.
ed the butcher kindly.
81 d like limousine, but my mother
wants 5 cents worth of liver
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21

City Salesman took old Hardcash
to the theater last night. Sales Man
ager-Did he appreciate it enough to
give you an order afterward? City
Salesman-He appreciated it enough to
propose to the star and offer to adopt
the whole chorus.-New York Times
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21

Nature gave you stomach to
digest your food. Don't make a
drug store out of it.
How can you expect to get well
as long as you clog up your vitals
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21

vigor will restore you to perfect
health.
How do I knows Because it
has done it for others. Efectri-
Vigor is curing people every day
and I can prove it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21

VITA tne pOtsoH-
ous trash that
is sold fer med
icilief
Every dose of
drugs that you
swallow W o r k S
against nature.
Every part of
your body that
is affected by
drugs is weak
ened by them.
TIL e b u m a T
b o d y contains
all the material
necessary for
1 h e restoration
of health. You
| get that out of
your food. All
| you need is the
DO w er - cleo
|trieity Give
| every organ of
|syeur body all
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21

Electro Vigor
taken. 1t cured
has done more for
me than oil the
drugs I have ever
me of a stubborn
case of constipa-
ton, headaches and
rheumatism, and I
no longer have
that drowsy feel
ing. I shall al
ways be glad to
recommend ur
method of treat
ment."
Fl. w. DOANE,
Honolulu, T. FL.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21

Cut on this coupon and mail it to
me for my free 100-page Illustrated
book, which tells all about my
method of treatment. III send it
free (sealed if you will mail me
this coupon.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
SaIome Ore Runs Hun
 dreds of Thousands

Special to Phoenix Republican.
 Salome, Ariz., Mar. 14.-The first four essays made here today on the new Salome Bonanza high grade ore ran $33S,5 S,51O, $117,- 734, $254,OO0, and $l79, ,44O, respectively, to the ton. MT Pepper, the assayer, says the ore also carries probably several per cent copper and considerable sill yer, but the assays were made for gold only, and were on pieces taken from the sack brought in last night by D. w. Hall and locked in the safe. Mir. Hall will leave for Phoenix tomorrow morning with the ore.
 About sixty people came in from Bouse yesterday overland in Wagons, automobiles, on bur rows and afoot, and every one around here is either on the ground or has grubstaked repre- sentatives and sent then out The Bonanza streak occurs on the contact of the dike with the slaty schist and is accompanied by outcrops of brown hematite spar and quartz.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

i.ciia
 "W-well, II thought y-youd like to know" A pause. Yes, l saw your mothers cook washing the d-dog in the dish pan"
 The boarders looked at each other blankly and the middle-aged man sur prised them by saying: Well, upon my word, fear it's all off.
 The next night, however, when the party adjourned from the dining-room to the front steps the excitement was high.
 ''I saw 1t the minute she sat down at the table," said the motherly boarder in boastful tone.
 How could you help it?" asked the vacation school teacher, tartly. "She took every opportunity to wave h"r hand in our faces. I think large dia- mond is flashy and vulgar, myself"
 But how did 1t ever happen?" asked the insurance clerk "Ranley must have been going some since last night"
 Don't forget that this is leap year." remarked the young girl stenographer.
 Just then Ranley and Leila ap- reared, looking conscious but happy Ranley said: "Y-you are all s-such g-good f-friends W want to tell y-you tLhat-" He looked hopelessly at the blushing girl beside him and she smil encouragingly.
 q was j-just g-going to ssay that w-want to t-tell you I'll take my wa p-prickly h-heat." - Chicago Daily News.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
Baked OYsterS.

For every 25 oysters take two table spoonfuls Of cream, the yolks of two eggs, one tablespoonful of butter, one tablespoonful of -four, one teaspoonful of chopped parsley, one teaspoonful of salt and red pepper to taste. Drain the oysters. Strain the liquor. Re turn the liquor to the fire, add the but ter and flour rubbed together until smooth, and stir until it thickens Beat the yolks of the eggs light, add the cream, and add to the oyster liquor with chopped oysters. Stir over the fire for minute only. Season and fill the greased shells with the mixture. Either oyster, ordinary seal Top or silver shells may be used. Cover the top with fine bread crumbs, and brown in a quick oven.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
Potato Chocolate Cake.

Do not be afraid to try this cake be- cause it sounds queer. It is delicious and will keep indefinitely. Two-thirds of a cup of butter, two cups of granu lated sugar, one cup of mashed pota- toes, hot, one-half cup of sweet milk, two cups of flour, four eggs, two tea spoons baking powder, heaping, one half cake of unsweetened chocolate, one-half teaspoon each of cloves and cinnamon, one cup of chopped walnut meats. Mix sugar and butter to a cream. Add eggs and milk, then po- tato mashed smooth and hot; also chocolate which has been allowed to dissolve over the teakettle. Flour, baking powder, spice and nuts. Bake in a moderate oven.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
Bran Mumins.

For the more substantial side of the tea table a new biscuit is the bran muffin which Is a nonfattening and very delectable edible that must be eaten slowly and masticated thorough ly. To make these mullins take two cups of fine bran, one cup of flour, one and one-half cup of sour milk, one-quarter of cup of butter, three tablespoonfuls of molasses and one tea spoonful of soda. Mix the dry ingre- dients and then add the molasses mixed with the sour milk (creamed), and beat vigorously. Bake thorough ly in small tin rings in slow oven. Serve hot, buttering them first before bringing them to the table.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Nm. Morgan is about the strongest anti corporation man in either house. When Morgan introduces a bill, or gets behind some other fellows bill, it is Safe to say that he has been looking through the thing and that there is no corporation joker sticking around anywhere. And it seems as if the house rather likes his style of legislation. = Arizona Democrat.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Of all the good citizens in the legislature, William Morgan can be put down as one of the best. He comes to the legislature inn bued with the determination to do the thing what his county wants done and stands staunch- ly by hns county, at the same keeping an eye open to the gener- al welfare of the country.-Arizo- ma Democrat.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
Retribution.

Good gracious! these fat men will be the ruin of me-" exclaimed the au omatic scales That last one simrly put me on the bum."
 Well" replied the chewing gum n'a hine, ''ncw you can lie in weight fer he neX o>e w" ~,'~~.~n S ar.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
What a ViIlinous World
 This Isl"

"A lawyer charges a man ten dollars for ten minutes conversa- tion-the man insists on payment of it. A doctor charges one dol lar for a prescription and the patient says: "ls that enough" An undertaken charges one hun dred dollars for conducting a funeral and he IS perfectly lovely with everybody inside and out side the family. A man buys a gold brick and apologies for not having bitten before. An editor walks a mile in the hot sun to get the facts of a death or we'd ding or social function and spends three hours writing it up, says nice things about every body, and then gets blamed be- cause somebody's S name happened to be left out of those present. He tells lies until he hates him. self about every old thing under the sun, suppresses all the drunks and disorderlies he know; of, and then when he charges five cents straight for three extra copies he is a mean old cuss that wants the earth, and charges as much as the city papers twice as large. If he misses an item of news that somebody forgot to tell hIm about, Ca man can't be seven places at Once) they say he ought to be run out of town. Oh, yes, it's a great game this running of a newspaper."-Ex
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23
RANLEY'S
 C0uRTGI....55

that Ran'ey was in love with Leil. She herself was very cer,an oi .,,
 all the young men who had e,
 Oa.ded with her mother he gag
 h9r the most soulfully and rene, ,ared her the most frequently vi
 ,ndy and flowers.
 These tributes were not bestowt lie n. but were left at the door
 dark back parlor, which Leila a.
 sr mother used as sleeping roOi,
 was omething of disapr onnic , l CT when she first realized that t! , vi hiully mysterious boxes were th
 its of the exceedingly plain Ranie! ,' neither his appearance nor hi
 allor was in the least romantic
 Il q la her sentimental dreams. bu
 @ comfortable reality of the. swesi
 ld rcsies made ur for the shy, hall ly s'ccth and awkward presence c
 'r n m Ter, so she accepted his al
 itions with almost as much grace
 q tc1ue-iy as if Ranley had been C embodiment of her girlish ideal.
 One evening as Leila was abOu. to
 in tfe group of boarders who ware ryilg in almost suffice; ted silence lo ,t b,ea h of air on the front sters e wa; topped in the hall by Rall' y.
 With one impulse the boarders
 cd fHnning as they heard Inn say Nils L-Le.la, m-may I s-speak to you
 one mminute in the p-parlOr?"
 Tt las come" hissed the motherly 'oarder to the vacation school teach r " her side. T knew he'd propose .hs eek"
 It's about time," gigged the young irl sten9grapher. who had often oked enviOusly at the bouquets with 'hich Leila decorate. her simple dim " frooks.
 Pray hush," admonished the mid He aged man who pride.l himself upon his courtly manner. Our talk is de TOD. We must not interrupt the curse of loves young dream
 His fellow boarders sniffed at his words, but sympathized with his de ire not to interfere with the forth oming declaration. so they sat silent h.le Ranley. behind the open crc.1ed windows. coughed and lc1red his throat with a preliminary . lNmnity which brought the bushes O I.eila's cheeks and raised the ex- ectation of the boarders to fever eat.
 "Mi:s L-Leila. you-you must have | not.tei m-my attentions to y-you," 'e stammered.
 Yes" murmured Leila. almost in u1ib!y. but the boarders somehow inew what she was saying.
 q w-wanted to t-tell you. to a-ask '-you-lhat is, it m-means a Hot to ne. W-will you-oh. Mrs Leila. l les'.a'e 10 ask you. b-but-" He 'trugeled and coughed and then. with ! supreme effort continued, I've got l c-ccld. Will you make me a minus ard plaster?"
 The boarders gasped The motherly ,oarder, who was the first to regain Ter composure. exclaimed: Well. l 'ever in all my born days!" The insurance clerk said: Me. too" For week or so there was no iceable coolness in Leila manner to- ward Ranley. He. however, kept up
 campaign of chocolates and carna icns that melted her heart. One light the young girl stenographer iptoed out to the front steps where he boarders as usual had assemble nd announced in a stage whisper tt he insurance clerk: He's taken her ntO the parlOr again. We don't wish to eavesdrop, of ourse," remarked the middle-aged | nan. but it is only polite to main ain silence"
 The mid chatter accordingly ceased | Iud the deprecating voice of Ranley
 l. Hk<
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Under-S Sheriff H. B. Allen made two days trip to Winslow dur ing the week on county business.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Captain and Mrs. Warren came up from the Headquarters ranch during the week on business.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Mir. Frank Wallace paid a busi- ness trip to Winslow during the week.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

A large crowd of Snowflake boys will leave Wednesday, to shear the By and Creswell sheep.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Mir. H. H Scorse is gone to the mountains for the reason tolQok after his several bands of sheep. !.
Holbrook argus., 1909-03-23

Representative. Peterson has returned from Phoenix and is now at home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-10
GOOD PROGRAM PREPARED.
Another Entertainment at the Com
mercial Club Tonight.

Highly gratified at the successful out
come of the first of its series of winter
entertainments, the Commercial Club will
give a second one tonight, when 1t is ex-
pected that throng will fill the hand
some clubhouse at 81 Madison place. The
entertainment committee of the club in
providing for tonight's entertainment has
arranged an exceptional musical program,
which will begin at $50 o'clock
The list of entertainers includes Otto
Luebkert. E. H. Droop, George OConnor
known in Washington's entertainment
field. The Madrigal Quartet, composed
of Joseph F. Matthew. Leroy A. Glider,
James s. Hicks, Theodore T. Apple with
Charles r. Bartlett as musical director,
will sing several of the latest song hits,
while Joshua B. Callahan, raconteur, will
tell some Of his best stories. On this oc-
casion a committee Of members will be on
hand to show guests through the club
house.
Tonight's entertainment has been ar
ranged by w. H. Rapley. chairman, and
p. c. Patterson. vice chairman. who have
set out to make this winters affairs
thoroughly enjoyable to the guests and
members.
Arthur c. Moses, vice chairman of the
house committee. has announced for the
weekly Friday night, beginning tonight,
a special table d'hote dinner at o'clock
It is the intention of the house commit
tee to make this one of the special fea-
lures of the cuisine of the new club,
many requests for its Inauguration hav-
ing been received by the committee
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-10
LARGE CLASS INITIATED.
Five Hundred and Seventy-Four N
u. Members Obligated.

Five hundred and seventy-four new
members were Initiated In the National
Union at the New Masonic Temple last
night. It Is said to be the largest class
ever initiated by any fraternity in the
District
The degree team was composed as fol-
lows: Elmer Johnson, president: John r.
Newman, vice president: John NJ. KEN
per, ex-president; Thomas B. Lear speak
er; John T. Burdine, chaplain; j.. A.
Wright. usher: A. W. Kaiser, sergeant.
and T. P. Ryan. doorkeeper. The quar-
tet which furnished the music was made
up of w. H. Parker. Melville D. Hensey,
Samuel Johnson and e. A. Lang. Edwin
Muth was the accompanist.
After the initiation addresses were made
by Henry E. Evans of Trenton, N. J.,
president of the senate, which is the
grand governing body; Henry c. Smale
Chicago, vice president of the senate. ID.
A. Helpman, Toledo. Ohio. supervisos of
the field work: c. T. Hendler of this city.
EXPIRE s.dent Of the go.ernnen. ,rln.l4.g
office council, and Senator Jesse B. K. Lee
from Mckinley Council. Among the
prominent men present were Public Prin-
ter Donnelly and Representative Sulzer
of New York.
D. A. Helpman. superintendent Of field
work, announced three cash prizes for
the council writing the largest amount OF
insurance to members during the year.
Mckinley Council of this city won first
prize. $500 in cash. in class A. The Sec
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-10
DECLARED TO BE MYTH.
Naval Observatory Unable to Cfch,
Globe With Signal.

Another myth has been exploded. For
several years about New Year day state
ments are published that the Naval OBJ
servat DRY, with the assistance of the
telegraph and cable companies. will fash
the advent OF the new year at Washing
ton around the world.
1t now appears that such a feat never
has been accomplished. In officially dis
GUESSING, in his annual report, the at
tempt made last New Year eve, Admiral
Cowles, chief Of the bureau Of equipment
Of the Navy Department, says that the
gna We're transmitted "as far as
Buenos Aires, Australia, Honolulu, Guam,
Manila and Japan"
In addition to this the statement is
made at the Naval Observatory that it
has never been successful In flashing the
year signal entirely around the
world
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-10
1TH|E l)YSIP|E|PS0 A
of OLD AGE
Strong Digestion and an Adequate
Nutrition Invariably Mean a
Long and Healthy Life.

There is a process known as MEFABOiASh
going on constantly in the body. and by Wnich
the tissues built up. and after having served
their purpose in the physical economy, are torn
down and cast off.
So long as the due relation between waste and
supply is maintained, nutrition and the various
functions of the body are continued. But AFTER
middle life and in old age there comes a time
when waste exceeds supply and when the VAR
Gus elements which constitute the different fluids,
tissues and organs longer hold their due pro-
portion and the principle of life itself becomes
enfeebled the body longer having power 10
assimilafe new material as il once dld
As old age creeps ON, all the functions grad
uslly fail especially those of digestion. ABSORB
ton and assimilation and the system being de-
prived Of Its full quota of nutriment, slowly
wears out If the nutritiye and digestive pro-
cesses of old people could BE- maintained unlin-
paired life could be prolonged almost indefinitely.
There are many old persons in whose stomachs
the gastric function is almost entirely suspended.
When this trouble occurs the problem Is. how to
digest the food and get along without the nat
ural stomach juices. There is but way to
overcome the effects of this condition. and that
is to supply artifcially to the stomach a power
ful digestive substance to take the place of the
juices which IL fails to secrete naturally.
For this purpose there is nothing superior to
STUARTS DYSPEPSIA TABLETS known to
medical science. they supply the deficiency,
and are such a reliable and thoroughly efficient
substitute for the natural gastric juices that If
two or three are taken after each meal the food
will be digested in complete a manner that
the natural digestive fluids win be missed.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets should be used by
all old and middle aged persons, In order TO pre-
vent or cure the dyspepsia of old age. Through
their complete digestion OF the food is as
sured. with a consequent increased nutrition of
the body. and staving off of the sensibity and
decrepitude of old age
This remedy is. however. not only good for the
indigestion incidental TO advanced life, but is
also applicable TO the dyspepsia and stomach
troubles of any age, from youth up.
Secure package Of this famous dyspepsia
remedy from your druggist for SOC, and If you
find that you get older your digestion and
assimilation becomes weaker. this remedy will
assist the stomach in the performance Of Its
functions that the general system will not
suffer from the delinquency of the digestive or
gans
A sample package will be sen. you IL you will
forward your name and address to the F. A.
Stuart Company. $50 Stuart Building, Marshall,
Michigan.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-10
Microbes
in the Scalp
The Latest Explanation Is
That Microbes Cause
Badness

Professor Cnna Of Hamburg. Germany, and
DR. Saocurand of Paris. France. share the honor
Of having discovered the hair rnicrobe
Badness is not caused through few weeks'
work Of these hair microbes, but is the result
Of conditions brought about by their presence.
Badness may not occur until years after the
microbes begin work. but 1t is certain to come
sooner later.
The microbes cut of the blood supply They
feed on the fatty matter about the roots Of the
hair. through which the blood is absorbed
Finally the fatty matter Is consumed the food
supply OF the hair Is gone and ii starves and
finally dies.
Resorcin is OF the most effective germ
destroyers ever discovered. Beta Naphthol is
most powerful yet absolutely safe germicide
and antiseptic, which prevents development of
germ matter. and creates a Clean healthy con-
dition
Pilocarpine. although not coloring matter
or dye. is an ingredient well established for its
power 10 restore natural color TO human hair
when loss OF color has been caused by a disease
Rorhx, because of lis wei defined softening
and cleansing properties is most useful in the
treatment Of scalp and hair diseases Glycerine
acts stimulant to the hair bulbs and has
soothing. healing and nourishing influence
Alcohol is Indispensable in medicine because of
its antiseptic. stimulating and preseryatiye
qualities.
we want every one who has scalp hair
trouble TO try Rexal ''93'' Hair Tonic, which
contains all these ingredients II II does not
give you complete satisfaction in every par
ticular. will return every penny you paid
us for IL. for the mere asking and without
question or formaty.
OF course you understand that when We say
that Rexall '93" Hair Tonic will grow hair we
do not refer 10 cases where the roots are en-
tirely dead. the pores of the scalp closed and
the head has the shiny appearance of a billiard
ball. In cases like this there is hope. In
all other cases OF badness Rexall "93'' Hair
Tonic will grow hair or cost the user nothing.
Two sizes, so cents and Sl0o. Remember you
can obtain Rexal Remedies in Washington only
at stores-The Rexall Stores-O'DonnelIs
Pharmacies. 904 F ST. NV, 32d and u sts n W..
- and Pa. ave. Sc. 32d and o SITS. NV.