The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-03-04
HOME HAPPENINGS

fishing monthly market day.
Don't confuse the Victor talking
machine with a graphaphone; it is
different and newer.
Little Falls is going to have an ath
letic park this season and is planning
to have good base ball team.
The Ladies' Monday Musical Clut
will meet with Mrs. James A. Caugh
rem on Monday, March 8, 2:3O p. m.
WANTED exchange some
good dry wood for hay, oats or corn
Inquire at Salmond Bros. Livery. 1921
Advertised letters in the Sank Cen
tire postoffice March 3: Mrs. E. E.
Berth (3), Mrs. F.. H.. Melcoin, Jens
Nelson, A. H. Smith.
"God and Home", is the subject at
the Methodist Episcopal church on
Sunday morning. Special music at
both morning and evening services.
Gold Medal flour, the talk Of the
hour, highest quality, good time to
buy, prices are advancing. A. Dahl.
en-.
Members of the Epworth League
gave reception to Rev. j. S. Kingan
at the Collins residence on Fifth
street on Tuesday evening. Refresh
ments were served, and brief address
given by Mr.. Kingan, who left for his
home at Breckenridge at noon.
Laboring under a mistake, Mary
Stern was accused of taking a spoon.
Since making this statement, l find
that such was not the case, and wish.
ing to place the matter right before
the people l make this statement.
A. WATSON.
Cards have been received announc.
ing the marriage, at Fargo, N. D., on
Wednesday of this week, of Anna
Louise Bowman, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. B. F. Bowman of that city,
and Mr.. Oscar Benjamin Nelson OF
Sauk Centre. Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson
will be at home in Minneapolis after
June l. ...,.
\ "A delegation from Naomi Chapter
No. 81, Order Eastern Star, attended
meeting of the Melrose chapter last
Friday and assisted in initiatory work
They went on the 1:3O p. m. loca
train and returned in the evening
The delegation consisted of Mesdames
Fiesler, Mullen, Working, Robbers,
F. S. Parker, Jas. Ingram, Gilman,
Kay and Miss Emma Working.
Norwegian and Swedish Records
for disc and cylinder Photographs al
FeisIsr Drug Store.
Some evil disposed persons recently
broke into six of the cottages at Ward
Springs. The locks of the doors were
broken and the interiors, of the Gotta.
|ges disarranged to some extent. Mr..
Ward and other cottagers have joined
hands to ferret out the matter and
offered a reward of 5000 for the ar
rest and conviction of the person OF
persons who committed the depreda.
tions.
MeSsrs. Andrew Miller and Chas A.
Morse returned last Saturday from a
trip lasting several days to the south.
ern part of the state. They were
looking for short horn bulls for use
on their stock farms and were sue
cessful in finding something good and
very satisfactory to them. These reg
istered bulls were purchased from w.
J. Landon at Winona, a celebrated
breeder of the best short horn cattle
in America, and will be shipped tC
Sauk Centre about March 10.
II you want to do away with the
bother Of changing needles with each
record get a columbia cyIinds,
Graphop phone with the unbreaksbIs
records At Feisler Drug Store. SOLD
on. monthly payments.
A boy can sit still on a sled six in.
ches square, tied to sleigh moving
eight miles an hour, but couldn't sit
still on a sofa five minutes for dol.
lar. A man will sit on an inch edge
of fence board and talk politics fol
three hours; put him in church pew
for forty minutes he gets nervous
twists and turns and goes to sleep.
A man will pouch his cheeks with
filthy tobacco, juice runs down to his
chin and he feels good, but a hair in
the butter kills him. He stays out
till midnight, wife don't know where
he is, comes home when he pleases,
but if a meal is not ready just on
time. pouts, frowns, and says unpret-
ty things. Evidently manis astrange
animal. Gets drunk, imagines he's
rich, great man, bets on losing hors.
es goes broke, quarrels, fights, lands
in Jail, eyes dressed for Easter, face
frescoed and morals depraved, yet he
is Lord of all creation and monarch
of all he surveys. Strange animal
this man. Elk.
Nothing i'm the way of Cough is
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