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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
loehera pesians.

All the architecture Of the world Is
represented In natures iceberg de-
signs. Sometimes little berg will
have the appearance Of an Arabs
white tent as 1t rides on desert look
ing sea: another, its sharp outlines
softened in the vaporous atmosphere.
VIII appear like domed mosque in
green marble. A cluster of Chinese pa
godas comes drifting slowly down the
current. followed by stately Gothic
cathedral. early style. Then comes a
coliseum. and beyond huge man-of-
war floats down the current, its stem
submerged. with foam grandly break
ing over II, the stern seventy-fve feet
aloft
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
POSED THE DEAD MAN.
Scheme Of tho Gamblers In Crock
ford's House In London.

Crockford. the proprietor of a well
known London gambling house, was
made to play queer role after he was
dead. When one of Crockford's horses
was poisoned just before the Derby
the misfortune brought on an attack
OF apoplexy. which proved fatal with
IN forty eight hours. Now. many OF
Crockfords friends had staked large
sums ON another OF the gamblers
horses, which was favoritc for the
Oaks and which was disqualified by
the death of the owner. Only the peo-
pie IN the gambling house knew of
Crockford's death, and 1t was resolved
10 keep Ii secret until after the race.
The servants We're bribed and sworn
to secrecy, and the conspirators on the
day after the night upon which Crock
ford died had the body placed In n
chair at window, so that people re-
turning from the track could see the
gambler sitting there. He was fixed
up TO look as lifelIke as possible and
through the window and partially con-
cealed from view by the curtains look
ed so natural that no one of the great
crowd which came cheering by the
house when on their return from see
ing Crockford's horse win the Oaks
suspected the trick.
The next day 1t was announced that
Crockford was dead, but it was years
before the true story leaked out
Westminster Gazette.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
FAMOUS BULLS.
Gems From the House of Commons
and From the Pulpit.

The house Of commons, as might
have been expected. has contributed a
fair share to very amusing collection
OF bulls" II was In one OF the de-
bates OF that body that the late Colo
mel Saunderson described Eastern Rou-
mela "a imam enough to take her
stand In defense Of certain threat
ened right.
An Irish member of parliament once
declared that of the outrages reported
from Ireland three-quarters were ex-
aggerated and half had no foundation
In fact, statistical computation that
reminds one OF another Irish member
OF parliament who declared excitedly
TO a group of fellow members, II want
to convince you that there isn't any
truth In half the lies they are telling
about Ireland"
The biography of Dean Hook recalls
certain minor canon who used to
preach at the cathedral when Hook
was boy at Winchester school. In
one Of his sermons there occurred the
striking reflection that what Is lmpos-
sible can never be and very seldom
comes to pass"
Another discourse was long remem-
bered for Its pathetic lamentation on
the degeneracy OF the age: 20 Temporal!
O mores! What times we live In!
Little boys and girls run about the
streets curslng and swearing before
they can either walk or talk" But
the Church Of England has no monop-
oily OF these violent contrasts. for 1t
was at City Temple meeting not
many years ago that a speaker ex-
claimed: II find my time Is already
gone. Therefore l will keep within
it."-Windsor Magazine.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
Then and Now.

The difference between the relations
OF parents TO their children now and In
the days before us is well illustrated
by the story OF the old general who
was talking to a young lady whom he
had taken In to supper. Before them
on plate was chicken. after all
general" said the young lady. there
is nothing in the world like the liver
wing Of chicken"
"Well." he replied, do you know
never tasted one, for when wa,
young my parents ate It, and now my
children observation-disclosures.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
CIRCUS PERFORMERS.
The Real Dangers With Which They
Are Concerned.


The individual point Of view Of the
circus performer toward his work Is
full OF surprises. Rarely II ever Is he
worried over the things that the audi
ence imaglnes make him uneasy and
never about his own equipment OF
nerve, muscle and judgment.
The bareback rider worries about
his horse, for the slightest deviation
from the animals customary course
and gait ruins harmony between
horse and rider. upon which depends
the success and even the life OF the
performer. The man on the trapeze
IL not Mt all disturbed ut being so high
up In the air The higher up he Is the
more security he feels that In case OF
accident he will have time enough In
stinctively to twist his body into the
right position for falling into the net.
What worries him most Is the fear OF
some unsupported weakness In his ap.
paratus.
The animal trainer Is more afraid OF
an accidental scratch from a good ma
tuTtu Dut Dioou poiSouhis claw th"" va
any actual conflict with an angry ami.
NAL More than that, he has real af.
lection for his animals and dislikes the
stern necessity Of Furnishing them. The
very clown Is not so much pleased by
the laughter OF his audience as dis.
turbed by the thought that 1t quite
fails to appreciate the time and care
be has expended In working out the
details OF his humorous contribution
Ralph Bergengren I'm Atlantic.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
STRENGTHENING the Back.

1t Is the custom In certain parts Of
Scotland among the woman laborcrs
In the field. when their backs begin to
ache from bending low while working
with short handled hoes. to lie down,
their faces upon the ground. and allow
others TO step upon the lower part OF
their backs with one foot several times
This operation Is known as straight.
cning the back. Chicago News.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
The Elephants Trunk.

The long trunk of the elephant Is
very. very wonderful. The neck OF
four footed animals is usually long to
enable them to reach their food with
out difficulty. but the elephant has a
short neck TO enable him more easily
to support the weight OF his huge
head and heavy tusks. The long trunk
helps him TO get his food. and the
trunk is 10 an elephant what n long
neck Is TO other animals. - Chicag'
Journal
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
John D. Got Checks Mixed.

John d. Rockefeller paid water
bill for $40 in the village OF East
Cleveland. O.. where his Forest Hill
home IL located. with check
for s76.573.l4. The check was mailed
from New FORK and evidently the en-
velopes became mixed. The villa 70
clerk after recovering mailed the big
check back.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
A Charitable World.

"Yocr money must be burden TO
you Mt times"
"Yes." answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
but you'd De surprised TO see how
many | find who are willing TO bear
other peoples burdens. Washington
Star.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03

u cyst LumOr OF
four years. growth,
which three of the
best physicians de-
clared ] had. They
said that only an
operation could
help me. am very
gladthat1followed
q friends advice
and took Lydia +.
Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound,
for il has made me
an atrnnU aud mall
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
psnmark,s Old Aae Pension.

In Denwark any person who at the
age OF twenty-one pays to the state a
sum Of 60 los. is entitled. II he reaches
the age of slxty-ive. TO an annuity OF
f13. But II he dies before that age
the money Is forfeited. Mail
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03

Small Tommy after the slipper Sc
ance)-Mamma. I'm glad I'm not n
girl. Mamma-Why. Tommy? Small
Tommy-'Cause I'd be ashamed to
grow up and become child beaten
Chicago News.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
Space.

Nobody realizes the immensely OF
space"
Except the man who has TO fill a
daily half column with alleged humor."
Louisville Courier Journal.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
fiazardina a Guess.

Know anything about golff"
mot much. WhyY'
whats bunker? Do you knowi"
II suppose it's one of those cranks
that simply live and sleep on the
links" philadelphia Press.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03

"Can he sing welli'
"Well. I'll tell you. He offered to
sing the baby TO sleep the other night.
and his wife said. No; let her keep ON
crying "-Cleveland leader.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
pIsHqured Sister For Wanting to Wed

Enraged when he was told that his
twenty-year.old sister Bessie was to
be married. William II. Blessing.
thirty years OF age. attacked the girl
IN their home In New Orleans. La.
with a hate "et. infiicting several seri-
Gus wounds. He then threw acid In her
eyes and mouth. The girl may recover.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03

DO the truth you know and you shall
learn the truth you need to know
Macdonald.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
.TUMOR OF
.FOURYEARS
GROWTH
Removed by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

South Bend, Ind. -" Lydia L. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound removed
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1909-07-03
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La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Louis James In Henry WI.

One of Shakespeare's greatest
works. Henry the Eighth" viii be
the attraction at the La Junta Thea.
ter. Friday evening. December I7th.
with scholarly Louis James as Car
dinal Wolsey. Mr.. James plays the
cardinal as he was drawn by the
master craftsman's hand. with fidel
ity. The craft OF wolsey and his
iimitiess ambition TO which he :. fas-
rifices his hopor and his genius. how
be plays upon the creditable cOnceit
OF Henry and rules him by subtle
fattery and willy concession, and
how he goes 10 his fall with the dig.
nifty OF true greatness. compel ad-
miration. And this Is the ART Of Mr..
James. an art. than which there Is
no truer or finer on the American
stage.
As a student OF Shakespeare, Aphie
James. who will be seen as Queen
Katherine" probably has no equal.
Her powers AS an actress are ex.
ceeded by few others. but her con.
ccption OF the par, she is playing Is
never a, fault and she coins her con.
ceptions into characters with perfect
fidelity and rare art. II Is a large
part OF an education TO see this
"kathrine." the outraged and slight.
ed wife OF bluff King Hail." The big.
sest and Erosseat william that disgrsc-
ed the English throne. The dignity
OF the queen, her proud defiance TO
the sinuous cardinal. whose sancii.
monious disguise her womans In.
s,inct has penetrated. her pi,iiul hu.
mility before the monster to whom
she Is welded. the conflicting pas.
sions tina, wrench her hcart-all thes
Aphie James makes one see and feel.
The scenery and general ensemble
OF Henry the Eighth. according to
advance reports. compel admiration.
As n production II is superb. and In
the staging Of the spectacle Mr..
James gives another example OF his
,horoughness for detail.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
NEEDFUl KNOWLEDGE
La Junta People Should Learn to
Detest the Approach Of Kidney
Diseose.

The symptoms Of kidney trouble arr
so unmisfakahl. that they leave no
ground for doubt. Sick kiin.y. -,crrt-
a thick. cloniy. ofYensi,. urine. full of
sediment. Irregular of pa.-ag. OF attend.
ri by a -cnsaiian of sraIiing. The back
aches constantly. besdaeb.s and diuy
spell. may occur and III. victim i- often
weighed down by FEELING of isnxnor
and fatigue. Neglect these warnings
aud there danger of drop.y. nright's :
disease. orfdiab-t-.. Any one II th~.c
symptom. !. warning enough to b-e.n
treating th. kidneys at once. Delay
often proves fatal
You can u.e no lrt,vr rvna~,iy thau
uoans Kidney Pill.. Hers Ia Junta
prof:
Mr.. J. y. Everett, ais W. x-cosd
Street. In Jun,a, Colo. says: II n.
c~iy~i Er.ns benefit from 1hnan's Kidney
PIiis. ] had troubles which I t~lb~,vsi
~ss- due to di.orsicrvsi kidn~ys and I
~as isvi 10 Try Doan's Kidney f'iiia. pro.
curing them frotn the Ia Junta Urus
10. This svinssiy heiprd npe ~ srvatly
that ! have sdvissh oihsr people 10 No.
Il and now knov that Il kas sivvn the
dss!rrd rraults. Ny opInIoa a 1kau'a
kIdsey ttlDa. however. Is not hased -
heqsnay hue % psesoaai expsrIeo~e."
ess sele ~ eli apaks1 pssrs 30
s.stA tsese. Ailesm t's... Rsesiel
Nev YesA ~ a0eots IT. tAe taite1
ssssss,s ~ ssss-psss's-ssl
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
:. Kind. .. s.,-.~..y c....1.r....

There is no Aarrovuess about
Rocky Ford's boosting. We are boost.
ing for. the whole county because II
means . bigger and busisr Rocky
Ford 70 have II. We may not ap'
prove Of everything going on in the
county. but we are not fighting shy
OF La Junta just because they are
working = Garden Of Eden scheme
down there. La Junta Is = nice lit.
tie town and Rocky Ford Is sorry
the Santa Fe has practically aban-
doned II n railroad center. for II
is hurting La Junta and keeping from
Rocky Ford business that would come
here. were La Junta as thriving now
as she once was.-Rocky Ford Tri-
bune.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Up and Down the Valley

Otero county's fruit crop. II = es-
timated. was worth half million dol
! lars this year.
Over 10000 volumes wsre taken
from the shelves Of the Lamar library
during the past year and over 5000
persons ayailed themselves Of the
privileges OF the reading room.
The plant Of the ordway Electric
Light and Power Company which was
destroyed by fire on the morning OF
Novembed I'd. is again In running
order and the promise to have lights
within thirty days from that date has
been fulfilled. with thirty-six hours
TO spare. the town being In darkness
Just twenty-eight nights.
The one thousand depositors Of the
defunct state bank Of Rocky Ford vii
be glad to know that between now
and Christmas Receiver G. ". Hall
will be able TO declare 4 dividend
which will be not less than ten per
cent. The receiver now has on hand
So. .460.s7 to divide among deposiiors
and he is simply waiting for the con.
clusion OF some pending transactions
TO declare the dividend. II they go
through a number Of thousand dol.
lars will be added TO this dividend
fund and disbursed.
A. +. Bent, ex-secretary Of state,
and formerly OF Lamar. has organized
the Purgatoire Development Company
for the purpose of developing the
mammoth reservoir site recently pur-
chased from the American Sugar Beet
Company. to impound the surplus
flood waters OF the Arkansas and in
tended to supply lands In the lower
Arkansas Valley not now irriGsble.
The plans contemplate the construc-
ton OF the mammoth reservoir to
about 100000 acre capacity. sufficient
TO carry the supply OF storage water
for two years. supplementing the
flood waters of the lower Purgatoire
and the Arkansas. and thence convey.
ed TO 80 900 acres OF land east OF
Las Animas for distance Of iiO
miles.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Series Of Charming Parties.

Mrs T.. Gard Edwards has been
the hostess OF series OF charming
parties during the past week. On
Saturday the younger set enjoyed
800"
Tuesday Christmas fancy work
progressed rapidly under def fingers.
and Just ~ the guests weAricd Of
their work a spirited guessing con.
test Was introduced. Thursday was
again devoted to cards. The A.
preaching holiday season was her.
aided In the decorations OF red car.
nations and smilax. the color scheme
being carried out In refreshments and
favoru.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Two Land 0srssins.

Ono hundred and sisty acre. a
Improved land under otcro essal;
eighty acres In alfalfa. twenty acre
II wheat; balance fAiiow sround: ~
eight room house In heart Il Il
Jsata; hSht. heat aad city water;
also GOOD cistsrn saA barn. ~
1rscss asl terms s1lrsss Box si1,
Psaee1y. kaa.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
r,MpAs NEWS.

The weather II fine-for those who
like zero weather.
Mr.. Mart Null was peddling beeI
in our burg Tuesday.
Arch Cummins had business In
Rock Ford one day last week.
Mr.. Harry Coyt made business
trip to Swink the first Of the week.
Mr.. II. s. Burger made 4 business
trip to La Junta last Friday afternoon
Mrs. II. b. White was calling on
her sister. Mrs. II. d. Cochran Tues.
day.
Mr.. Arch Null was seen In our
burg Monday on his way to the Ken
yonx.
Mr.. LaBoss is building him =
bank barn on his ranch south Of
town.
Mr.. Cochran and Mrs. Cynthia
Blevins had business In La Junta
Thursday.
Mr.. Ramsey is at his old place
again for the winter. as clerk in d.
II. Burgess store.
Mr.. Messenger has a large half-dug.
out and half-stone structure nearly
completed on his ranch.
The well drillers struck a fine flow
OF soda water on Mr.. Reece's ranch,
at about 100 feet. Saturday.
Mr.. Jim Cronk has moved his fam.
lily into the section house and claims
to be a resident OF Timpas.
Mr.. Harry Coyt and Mr.. Laboss
began moving dirt on the Santa Fe
ditch south OF town the first OF the
week
Mr.. II. ID. Cochran had the misfor-
tune to get one OF his best horses
legs broke in runaway Monday. II
was crippled so lady they thought
best to shoot II.
The citizens OF Timpss had the
pleasure OF seeing one of the Santa
Fe's new mammoth engines N II
passed through on west bound
freight Wednesday evening.
The Garret brothers were out
sleigh riding Thursday afternoon.
They offer a reward OF twenty-five
125) dollars for the return to their
ranch northwest OF town. OF n span
Of black driving horses. one branded
m" on shoulder also wire cuts on
shoulder. and one bay horse. Any
one finding them and returning them
TO owners will receive rward.
There will be an old-fashioned boz
supper and free dance In Timpas on
Friday night. December i7th. A cor.
dial invitation Is extended to all
Ladies bring your boxes ladened with
good things to eat. and gentlemen
don't forget your pocket books. The
dance viii be free for all The boxes
will be sold to the highest bidder,
shortly before midnight. There will
then be an hour for supper when the
music will start again and dance ~
long as you like. There viii be q
cake awarded the lady and gent
whom the crowd votes to be the bes,
dancers. We have \ fine floor and
good music. Come young. come old
never mind the heat or cold, and en-
Joy yourselves once more. ~ you've
always done before.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
WADBERLAQ9S
Cough Remedy
ourss Coughs, Colds, Group. osip
and Whooping 0oasA.

We are pisnsed n inform our rsadsss
thae ChAmherlnln's Cou9h Remedy doss
~ cuntain nAscoeirs u any Mod. This
usahes II the saSsss aud hsse ioe childfsa.
-
Il snakss M Aarrrars whss yoa caaghl
thoe rnld, you havs u And Wnnl 10 n II
g n qgickly. Tahs CAANhssinla' 3 CeagA
nsansdy.
h vuat . - Seo) NJ . haA ~.
~ 80 CO ~ ~ ~ - IN -.
f6s0nnaniA ooeaeSA. oAel11e SeoneAfoh
- oGn1n4Volsn lnvag1nbly ss1uo ~
q oouoBuoo1 81. ~ 70 ~ ~ 0oQ11n
) III :, Z: =: J: =: &. eIS..
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
For Sale Cheap.

I will sell cheap for cash . good
threc-room house. hen house. store
room and one acre os ground In North
Ia Junta. good water right In the
Fort Lyon Canal Also have some
good lots In Home Place Addition
Write %
Z G. BELL. Lamar, Colo.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
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The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1909-09-18
Something Happened.

toriginal.l
Bob Southwick was sauntering on
| the street, a victim of ennui. He was
t~wenty-three years old, possessed a
fortune, but was miserable. The trouble
with Bob was that he had nothing to
interest him. He wished something
would happen.
Something did happen. Indeed.
something remarkable happened-very
remarkable. A young girl, pretty and
prettily dressed, came out of al Office
building looking very much perplexed.
She turned northward. walked rapidly
for a dozen steps, stopped, turned and
walked southwark for an equal dis
lance, stopped again and muttered to
herself. but loud enough for Bob, Of
whose presence she was unconscious,
to hear:
what In the world shall l dol"
Bob stepped up to her, raised his hat
politely and said:
Gan | be Of service to you? You
seem to be In a quandary about some
thing"
The girl became suddenly conscious
that a young man was standing def
erentially before her and had asked her
a question. She suddenly replied by a
question. what time Is it7"
Bob took out his watch and told her
that It was a quarter to IL O'Clock.
"Oh. my goodness gr~aciousw
"Please tell me-" he said, whats
your trouble. I may be able to help
you"
You can't"
do you want ahythIng?"
"Yes."
"What Is itY'
IL want a husband"
"Phew!" exclaimed the young man,
then, after a pause, "Will 1 dor
The girl knit her brows. bit her lip
and finally said that he would.
"All right. I'll look into the matter"
There is no time. I must be mar
ried before the clock strikes II"
But you can surely tell me why this
thing must be so sudden"
"Its too long a story"
Just then a man came out Of the
building before which they stood. APP
preached the young lady and said:
THE jig's up"
"The jig's up. It's ten minutes to L."
This gentleman" she said, meaning
Bob rs thinklng Of =
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1909-09-18
THIRTY-NINTH YEAR
SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER IS. 1909.
MAKING ICE BY ELECTRICITY

Scientific American: The Montreal
Light. Heat and Power Company has
announced that it will engage In the ice
business. obtaining water from artesian
wells and freezing IL by electric power
into blocks of any desired shape or size,
90 as to, avoid cutting. This is an ex-
ample which might with advantage be
followed by many q smaller plant.
Every lighting plant must be capable OF
carrying q certain maximum load at the
time of night when most lights are In
use, but for at least IS hours out oil the
"a the load is from half as much in large
cities to almost nothing in small country
places, where there is little industrial
use of electrical power, so that during
the greater part Of the day much Of the
capital invested is earning no dividends.
The surplus power might just as well
be used in making ice and providing
another source Of revenue, particularly
Is the time when the ''peak" load is OF
shortest duration comedies naturally
with that OF the largest consumption OF
ice.