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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-07-18

and found them tied together
with huge bows of white ribbon and
decorated with green boughs and
white blossoms The laughter broke
out in a storm when a peal Of bells
came from somewhere near the cou-
pie. Across from them the practical
joker was working bis arm back and
forth suspiciously. Then the bride
caught her foot in the string and the
cowbells and sleighbells were discov-
cred attached underneath her chair.
The bride laughed and blushed as
a bride is expected to do and the
groom grinned as idiotically as the oc-
casion demanded. But the romantic
spinster at the other end OF the table
had a shocked. hurt expression on her
face.
Somehow, after all his trouble, the
practical Joker seemed TO be the only
one who would venture to intrude into
Arcadia.
We'll. who told you they we're bride
and groom. anyway" demanded the
practical joker later. after he had MS
tened with apparently good grace TO
the reprovipg lecture Of the romantic
spinster and the echoes Of her words
from the others
Any one with any sense would
have known e." said the spinster
sharply. And only a person OF no
sentiment would have forced his 50
ciety upon them and made the poor
dears 50 uncomfortable"
Yes draxled the practical joker.
Then what am 7. anyhow. The fact
Is that they've been married i've
yezrs-eloped when she was IS and
he 20. They think is a great joke
that you people think they're just mar
RED. They helped me 10 m I'D the
dining room scene They asked De 70
extend their apologies 70 you all FOR
fooiing you. for they are going home
70 the children tomorrow
without a word. IN solemn dignity.
the romantic spinstcr rose and left
the porch. forgetting her beloved
crzun-Work. which later blew into the
river-Cbicsgo Daily News.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-07-18
FIND RELICS IN RIVER BED.
Finely Tempered Weapons Recovered
from a Channel on the Canadian
Border.

While workmen we're removing rock
and debris from the old channel OF
the river between the second and
third chutes to make way for the big
power dam on the American side they
unearthed in one of the pot holes in
the rock a remarkable collection OF In
dian weapons and other articles. CON-
prising tomahawks. spearheads. ar
rowheads. sturgeon fishhooks. etc, all
made out OF pure copper and hard
ened to the consistency of steel
The articles are bright in appear
ance and are of superior workman
ship, being evidently the work of the
prehistoric race which fashioned the
mounds, ornaments and utensils of the
sessed the knowledge OF tempering
copper is evident from the specimens.
How they came there is a mystery.
but the general belief is that party
OF Indians while endeavoring to land
or make portage lost control of their
canoe and we're swept over the falls,
the canoe being overturned. causing
the contents to go TO the bottom of
the river or be carried down stream
That these articles were together Is
proof that they must have been tied
in a leather sack or some other such
receptacle. They were found packed
together in the hole. which had doubt
less been caused by centuries Of swirl
ing waters and grayei-Fort Frances
Correspondence Minneapolis Journal.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-07-18
Letting
Them Alone

Things were as dull as they usual
" are at the small resort hotel where
a few early corners have preceded the
regular season. Therefore the arrival
of the ridiculously young looking cou-
ple was cause for the awakening OF
interest and speculation on the part OF
the small rocking-chair brigade.
IL was given out as authentic by
charter member OF the brigade that
the young couple were bride and
groom. who had come to that quiet
little spot IN the Wisconsin woods TO
pass their honeymoon.
BY sort OF tacit understanding no
one tried to innict his or her com
pany or friendship upon the youthful
couple. For the first few days no one
even stared ut them. except very cir
cumspectly,
But then a practical Joker appeared
on the scene Immediately the young
things were pointed out to his obser-
walton
Does no one know them YETI" he
inquired STRIKES me that you are
unsOciable."
The romantic spinster dropped her
drawn work disapprovingly. Dear
me, How can you be SO lacking In
sentiment" she asked. why. they
don't even see us, There doesn't eN-
list any one else In the world for them
lust now-the dears." And the spin
ster sighed.
The practical joker laughed. We'll.
| think they look kind of lonesome.
he said. Didn't any one show them
the Twin Springs and the Indian
Trail? oh. say, l think that is a
snobbish way TO treat newcomers. |
must stir things up"
Don't look. don't look" murmured
the spinster, excitedly. Here they
come now" She hurriedly dropped
her eyes on her drawn work.
The young couple came slowly down
the veranda. looked timidly at the ro-
mantle spinster and the practical jo-
ker, and then sauntered away TO the
lawn. where they started TO play a
game OF croquet. The practical joker
walked nonchalantly over to the Gro
quet field Soon peals of laughter
came TO the ears of the spinster
where she sat on the porch with a
number of others. Later on when
dinner was well under way the bride
and groom entered demurely.
An air of excitement and expectancy
pervaded the dining room and no one
seemed to have started eating. There
was murmur of subdued laughter as
the young couple reached their chairs
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-07-18

n Won have large iced cake that
you wish 70 decorate for a fete or
table Of a bazaar. the quickest and cas-
lest way TO fasten the decorations oi
vines and flowers Is to pin them Sc.
cureiy with the smallest size insivibic
hairpins-new ones. naturally.
These pins hold the trimmings So
curely IN place. and n carefully PIT
IN DO not make unsigbtly marks on
the GALS.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-07-18
The Table Manners (D ef tn. Turk

The Table Manners (D CT the Turk
should you dine with a Turk you
will observe many peculiaTities. 70
some Of which you will hnd it'hzrj to
accastom yourself The host and his
guests. squstted upon little mats.
await the servants who. bringing q
tray. place u before the company sDcn
q low stool On this tray. IN several
shallow bowls With round covers. are
the viands. Forks ana spoons be
ing dispensed with. each man. stretch
ing out his right hand. deeply scoops
I'd. with thumb. FIRST finger. and mid
Ole finger held together. one or two
r-outhfuis from each bowl AZ the
conclusion Of the dinner The grests
fle out ore BY oac. 90 make their
abiuuo-s a. The Observation-Disclosures
Adossides, IN Coiiicra -. -s-y-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-07-18

DO no; buy overornamenfed pots
for your plants. they should serve 81
ioiis rather than attract TOO much In
themselves.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-10-01
Higher Criticism OF the Tariff.

Higher Criticism OF the Tariff.
The more deliberate and analytical
criticisms Of the Payne-Aldrich Act
that now appear in conservative pub
claSscd as non-patrizan, seem to
cOrroborate the political saying that
there is no such thing as a popular
tariff measure. That tariff revision
will be the popular demand until the
tariff is properly revised, is an often
repeated statement.
"The tariff will not down." says
The Wall Street Journal, adding, with
the promise that its own columns will
be ''freely devoted" to the discussion
of the urgent question. The Journal
adds:
The real principle Of protection had
nothing whatever to do with the franz
ing of the Aldrich Tariff Law. That
statue was a concession to an appetite
which grows with what it feeds upOn,
the greed engendered by unfair
privilege. Every Republican with
the least conception Of party principle
or patriotism must unite to make a
continuance Of the Aldrich-CannOn
regime an impossibility. 1t is a
question of common morality and
decency, and before many years have
passed the industrial supremacy of
this county will be in danger, just as
it's industrial production has been
d~ebauchcd.
eve are busy with the harvest now.
Commerce and industry are taking on
new activity. For the moment we
have only time to attend to the in
slant need Of things, but the harvest
will be out of the way in ten weeks
time and the tariff question through
out 1910 will be brought before the
public in a way it has never been be-
fOre.'
Harper's Weekly declares it's belief
that President Taft's approaching
journey through the West and South
will will "mark the beginning of a
new era in the history of the Republi-
can party" 1t intimates that this
is the time for the President to seize
the leadership, and urges him to eX-
press himself clearly and co%nvincingly
upon the issue uppermost in the minds
of the people. For,
A great majority of his fellow
countrymen have come to regard the
tariff as a moral issue. 1T is no long
er a question Of protection VS.. free
trade, but Of right VS.. wrong. And
when that idea becomes tixt in the
minds Of the American people, it is
there to stay until right has triumph
ed.
"Such a condition demands leader
ship, o compromise. Lasting recon
Citation of the two wings of the Re
publican party we regard now as i'm
possible through recourse to the
familiar policy of give and take.
Temporizing will no longer serve. 1T
is the n Of not only the West, but,
we firmly believe, of the great mass
Of Republican consumers in the East.
that the spirit of greed perSOnitied
by Aldrich and written by him upon
the Statute-bOOkS must be beaten to a
pulp, and no man, however popular,
is strong enough to withstand for
long the strength Of that demand"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-10-01
School Notes.

Canton City Schools enrolled for the
LIST month 479 pupils of which 100
were in the II. $. The II. S. has 40
boys and 60 girls while the boys in
the grades exceed the girls by 80, there
being an excess of girls in but two
rooms of ten below the II. S.
The whole school made but 10
tardies, the smallest number being in
Miss Juel's room which had but two.
The II. S. made but 6, the smallest
number for a month in three years
past.
There were 300 pupils in the school
who were neither tardy absent, Of
whom IS were in Fl. S. In Miss
W~hitehead'S room 80 out of 80 en-
rolled were neither tardy nor absent
for the month, a really remarkable
record.
The highest percent of attendance
was in Miss Kennedy's room, their
record being 9S.7 per cent.
Beginning with this week part Of
the II. S. is excused at 3.3O. the inter-
val from $3.50 to 4 being a study per-
iod. This privilege is granted to all
whose studies are all up to passing,
whose department is up to IS and who
have no more than n hardness and
one-haif days absence for unavoidable
reasons, and will continue to the end
Of the first quarter when a readjust-
ment will take place based on the
records made from now till then.
The good effects Of the plan are al
ready apparent.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-10-01
Children and Infants CIoaks

We also have a big assortment of Misses Children's and Infants
cloaks. For $500 we can show you a very nobby girls coat made of
a good grade Melton. trimmed with satin stripes and large fancy
buttons. colors-castor. blue and green. For sl@ we have a very
nice Infant Bearskin coat in nearly all colors. Also infants
coat - 80 to $500 each.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-10-01
Circuit Court Opened

Monday at 100 with the Honorable
J. w. Jones on the bench and Sheriff
Quien in charge ready to carry out
the orders Of the court during the
session. States Attorney Carlson was
ready to procede in all matters Of a
were in place to look after the in
tereStS Of their clients. Clerk Olson
vas in place dignitied and courteous
and stenographer Highly ready for
work. The court called the docket
and work began promptly.
Two blind piggerS from Worthing
were the first to meet the stern de
mandS of justice and each were fined
$3.50. 90 after the states attorney had
placed the facts before the court.
Blind plugging is not a paying bust
ness in Lincoln county and the court
and states attorney are determined
to convince offenders that violations
of law will not be tolerated.
William Fitzgerald was charged
with aSSaulting a girl over on the
west side Of the county, but the jury
after giving the case due considera-
ton declared that he was Innocent of
the charge. J. V. Conklin was his
attorney.
A number of cases On the docket
under a criminal charge were dismissed
and some continued.
A. y. Barnes charg ed with giving
away whisky while soliciting life in
suranCe down near Moe, plead guilty
and was fined $50.
Riley Thompson was charged with
giving away or selling whisky, buI
found not guilty and so he went free.
The Martin EvenSOn case is on
trial as we 60 to press. G. b. Kennedy
and Charles O.. knudSOn are defend
ing with States Attorney Carlson
prosecuting. EvenSOn is charged
with an attempt to Kill his wife.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-04-09
THE LOCAL FIELD

Fruit Growers should read the AS
s~lulion's al this week.
MIR. and Mira. Harry f Beach NOV
oil into their new house Tuesday Of
this week.
r. Il Staley ha~ a permanent posi-
ton with the Rictland Land Land
Co. as book keeper and type writer.
The Easter Sale which was t" hav.
been held next Saturday by the Pres
byterian Ladies has been indefinitely
postponed.
DR.. c. V. Delepine and daughters
have moved into the HaXton house
IN the Beach addition, which the
Doctor recently purchased.
q. F. Richardson was in Walla
NallA the first IF the week where he
purchased thirteen head Of horses for
the kennewick Transfer Co.
Z. NJ. Sly, manager Of the Fruit
Growers Association, has gone to
Portland, Tacoma and Seattle Oh
business for the Association for Il
few days.
G.. A. Cochran was in town Thurs
day concluding his business affairs
here. He has q contract to put n
water system at Juietta. Idaho and
expects to get a water and light
franchise at another Idaho town in
the hear future.
Mrs. Edward Sheppard will enter
tain the Thimble Club on Tuesday
afternoon, April 9th. All the ladies
are cordially invited to attend and
enjoy the afternoon with Mrs. Shep-
pard and her mother Mrs kempf in
their elegant home. Light lefresh-
mtnts " i'll be served and the enter
tainment will be of the Informal
character such as the other after
moons of the club have been.
The Farewell Reception given to
Mr. and Mrs. II. ID Sweet at the NJ
r. parsonage Tuesday evening bv
the members of the Church they have
So faithfully serv ed and by other
friends. was a largely attended aud
Thoroughly enjoyed affair. Some
fine presents were given as slight
III lrks of the esteem in which they
were held by all. The best wishes of
all 90 with them to their new home.
They left yesterday for Springdale
where they will operate the large
h,tv ranch they recently purchased.
Every effort possible should be
made within the next week to boost
the vote of Ona Lee Taylor in the
Spok.smon contest She is now
ahead but many OF the contestants
nre holding back the votes OF the
yearly subscriptions which count the
most in order to forge ahead at the
finish. We must also make Il closing
squirt to offset this pan OF the op,
pnn-nts. The subscribers To the
Twice A Week in the country are es-
p-cially asked to help hv bringing in
their subscriptions and extending
them p year in advance. Special IN
ducements are being made by Agent
d. l.. Taylor up ia April l4th.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-04-21

Births-F. p. Bentler, 1545 North Six
teenth street, twin girls; Harry White,
Florence, boy; Richard Ballbeck, 9b Cas-
tellar street, girl; Abe Elias, 12l1 South
Thirteenth street, boy; francesca Meuro
Amato, l17 South Nineteenth street, boy
~. l.. Clark, 5l1 North Twepty-fourth
street, girl; William Rigg, S26 Spruce
street, boy.
Deaths-Mary Raglan, 1850 Spaulding
street, IS; Genevieve Larson, z5iS Spaulding
street, A.; Concetta Boscarius, 53 North
Twelfth street, s months; Andrew Gibson,
2l5 South Twenty-eighth avenue, So; Fred
Hullhorst, Thlrty-seventh and Cunning
streets, Y; Walter Won Dollen, 1US Cass
street, 10; 8. W. Johnson, "Thirty-fourth
street and Meredith avenue, SO; Michael
Ietrillo, Eli Pierce street, 81; Andrew An
dcrson, Fortieth street and Poppleton ave-
nue., 80.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-04-21
DEATH AND FUNERAL NOTICES.

LARSON-Mrs. John r.
Funeral services at 257s Spaulding street
at 2 p. m. Wednesday, April Il. lnterment
Forest Lawn cemetery.
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LIUEc SEES.
-mits to wed have beer granted the

Permits to wed have been granted the
following couples:
Name and Residence. Age.
James c. johnson, Omaha ~
Ailma u. Edling, Omaha..".,".""..".. %
Stanislaus Bulaban, South Omaha........ q
Mary Waza, South Omaha..,............... 81
John f. tombstone, Omahs............. rs
Stacia Keyser, Omaha ......'."...... Il
J. ID. Lewis, Omaha. "A
hazel NJ. Terry, Omaha. ..........".,.... ID
Joseph Zlotnik, South Omaha. ..."...... %
Frances Bioniaz, South Omaha. ..,........ y
Wilbeft Brooks, Omaha. ........,.....,. n
Ann b. Martin, Omaha,....."""... -
Russell NJ. Siegler, Schuyler "A
Dorothy NJ. Woods, Schuyler Il
William q. Schmitz. Omaha. u
Sarah Kennedy, Omaha.""..".....'..... Is
John V. Wood, Chicago. 81
Elsa Streetwelser. Plattsmouth. .."....,... 3
Joseph Lipp. Omaha. q
carrie Beloyed, Omaha. 10
William E. Justice, Chicago......,..... "a
Dorothy Waltman. Pierce. ...."...".... %
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-01-22
DRUGGIST SAYS COOPER
WOKE UP RECENTLY
Westerner Claims Everybody Will Have to
Take His Medicine Eventually.

New York has never before witnessed such a
spectacle as may lie seen every day at Broadway
and 9th street. says the New York World, June
10, 1905 1t is here that l.. T. Cooper. the west
ern stomachologist. who claims that stomach
trouble is at the bottom of all chronic i'll health,
is meeting the public
II would he difficult to estimate just how
many people call to talk with Cooper during a
single day. The store where he is holding forth
seems to have become the Mecca for ailing peo-
pie in New York. and the amount of medicine he
is disposing enormous. In addition TO what
he sells himself, druggists generally throughout
New York handing his preparations in
unlimited quantities.
leading druggist said recently: The public
seems 10 have lost its mind this man Coop
or. Personally, / don't know anything about his
medicine We bad nothing 10 do with his coming
New York and he has until recently sold his
preparation entirely through company. I
suppose be thought New York was like one of
his western towns and everybody could be sup
piled from drug store. He woke up
about week ago and put it on sale everywhere
Since then We have been selling it. / don't know
how lon: this demand will last. but l have never
before anything like it
In interview Monday afternoon Cooper said:
Il not making any wild claims fot my med
iciue- All il does Is to stimulate the gastric
juices aud regulate the digestive organs but
people do not realize how splendid their health
would he If only their stomachs were not Ian
guild and enfeeblod by years Of abuse.