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Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
CURES COLDS QUICKLY

A never failing home remedy 1or
coughs and colds is made from the fol-
lowing formula to be mixed at home.
Two ounces Of glycerine, one-hal
ounce of Concentrated pine compound,
one-half pint Of good whiskey; mix ana
shake thoroughly; use in doses OF a
te%aspoonful to a tablespoonful every
four hours"
Thus will cure any cough that IS cur
able, or break up an acute cold l,
twenty-four hours. The ingredients al
can be gotten at any drug store.
The Concentrated pine is a pine proc
net refined for medical use and come
only in half ounce bottles, each er
closed in a round case, which is al
tight, but be sure that it is laoeie
Concentrated"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
70 APPEAL TO VARIOUS RACES.
Missionaries Provide "Holy Fam'''es"
Of Different Aspects.

A colporteur, delivering a New Year
address before a Sunday school, dis.
n]ayed a number of pictures anu
images of the Holy Family.
Here is a Holy Family for export TO
China" he said.
The children laughed, for the d
of the group was a China woman WIN
dwarfed feet and slanting eyes, 10
seph was an old Chinaman WIN d
long, thin mustache and a queue the
| sacred infant had the fiat nose anu
| oblioue eyes of China.
Here" said the colporteur' rs
HOLY Family for the Congo people.
The children laughed again. MAR:
was now fat and black, with WOOL
hair; Joseph was a stalwart black wal
rior, a spear in his hand, a glrdie q
feathers about his waist; the ln1ah
too, was black.
Our Holy Families for misslona'
use" the colporteur explained, al
always made in the likeness OF u
people they are to go anon
Those simple and childlike peop
I would be estranged by a white no
Family. Only this sort shows the
the Deity's real kinship with the'
{ selves"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

and made me feel like q new person;
and it shall always have my praise.
Mrs. W. 2. VALENTINE, 9o2 Lincoln
Avenue, Camden, N. ].
Gardiner, Me. 81 was a great SUI
ferer from a female disease. The doc-
tor said / would have to go to the
hospital for an operation, but Lydia =.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound COM
nletelv cured me in three months
MRS. 5. A. WILLIAMS, Il. +. u. NO. H.
Rox 39. Gardiner Me-.
Because your case is q difficult one
doctors having done you no good,
do not continue to suffer wlth99s
giving Lydia E.. Pinkham's vegetaDle
Gompounda trial. It surely has cured
MANY cases Of female ills, such as n
fammation, liberation, displacements
fbroid tumors, Irregularities, period1s
mains. backache, that bear1ng-Q0Wl
feeling, Indigestion, dizziness, andner
yous ~prostration. It costs but 2 tr1n mi
to try II, and the result is worth mil
lions to many suffering women
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

rxe WILLIAM A. PRESSER, l72.
wi Third Ave-, Moline, NJ, Wrl'ts
ssIhave beensuffering from caVa.,n
IN the head for the past two months
nd TIED innumerable %so-called RENE.
dies without avail. No one knows no"
7 have suffered not only from the als.
asse itself. but from modification "Aen
in company of friends or strangers.
ST have used two bottles OF your l1eo.
tito for q. short time only, and II
sffected a complete medical cure ano
what is better yet, the disease has not
81 can most emphatically recommend
por,no tn all sufferers from this dls'
ease"
Mr. A. Thompson, Box 65, h.. r.. l
Mattel. Ohio. writes: when l begaI
your treatment my eyes were ln1ameo
nose was stopped up half OF the sline
and was sore and scabby. l oui no
rast, at night on account OF continue
hawking and splitting. m,
81 had tried several remedies ano wa
about to give up, but thougn' "ou'
try Peruna. o,o.+h;rd {
q bottle I noticed a difference. l al
now completely cured, after sunerl
with catarrh for eighteen years.
~ think if those who are aihlcte
with catarrh would try Peruna the
would. never regret 1t" 1,
Peruna is manufactured Dy ~ =;
Peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, UNI
Ask your Druggist for a Free Peru
Almanac for 1907.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
=. Wouldn't Sell.

The wner of a small country es,
tate decided to sell his property, anu
consulted an estate agent in the near
est town about the matter. AFTER Vis,',
ing the place the agent wrote q a ae,
scription Of it, and submitted II 70 No
client for approval.
"Read that again." said the o%he. H.
closing his eyes and leaning Dach ~
his chair contentedly. 80.
After the second reading he wa
silent a few moments, and then salu :,
thouehtfully: II don't think III sen
I've been looking for that kind Oh
place all my life, but until you r sa'
that description I didn't know ! na
It, No. / won't sell now.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
THE GIRL AND THE LOBSTER.
Possibly Harmless Remark, 7hooe"
Decidedly Malapropos.

Dorando Pietri, at one OF the many
Italian banquets given in his honor IN
New York, talked about professional
athletics.
"Amateurism is no doubt more ro'
mantle than professionalism" ne salu'
"but we live in all unromantlc age
He smiled.
"Only the other night, at one OF
YOUR gayest Italian restaurants ne
said, 81 overheard a dialogue ina H.
Illustrated forcibly the ages lack OF 70
nance.
ST was late. At the table next TO
mine a rich young Italian contractor
was supping with a beautiful young
girl. AS the young girl played ~'ll
the stem of her wineglass heard mel
murmur: ,
ct is true, isn't it, that you low
me and me only"
eyes said the young man. tAous
this lobster is certainly mighty sooo.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
WENT BACK ON HIS SONG.
E~xasperated Composer Glad to Prove
Words Were False.

George Christie, nephew OF tne
noted minstrel man, and hlmse1 d
we'll known composer, says that he
never was sorry but once that ne
helped write a song.
When Bert Fitzsibbon came 10 MN
with the lyric of a song called You
Can't Stop Your Heart from beat'ns
young Christie most enthusiastically
set to work to pat music 10 H. ou'
row he's sorry. 1t happened TINS way
Christi, occupied the adjoining DON
70 a newly married couple who were
very much in love.
The husband had learned Christle
sons and all day long he sang II TO III
bride. In the morning before preaA
fast his accordion plated tenor Volc'
warbled You Can't Stop Your hear
from Beating for the Girl You Love.
After lunch it was the same and as
good night solo he rendered it. -,
The last straw was added to IN
camels back when the bride learne
the song and the love-struck coup
sang the song in barber shop harmon
This was too much for Christie ana
left the hotel, sorry that he had eV'
written the song.
, Passing a neighboring drug s1of
an idea struck him, and he enter
and purchased a bottle OF carpo'
Z acid. Wrapping it up in a neat pae
e e he presented it through the De
J. boy to the honeymooners WIN d III
that simply read:
"This will stop your heart III
o beating. Use it,"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
FRED. e.. FOJXET7

wick. while the flames cured over
them and the SCOT completely oiacN'
ened them.
From one of these tests to another
Foskett went; while the scientists he'o
their breath and watched every motloh
unti, he came to the climax. In TINS
no noured a quart of alcohol into MS
basin, lighted it and then washed MS
hands. bathing them for nearly ten
minutes in the burning fluid, Washing
it M over his arms and to his race
literally bathing himself in blazing
alcohol. That completed the test.
AS soon as it was finished the phy'
%sicians present examined Foskett, n
they could not find the slightest trace
Of a burn or blister. Foskett told
them. that the flames did not give MN
the slightest sensation of burning; that
he felt comfortably warm and pleas
ant, and nothing more.
The second tests were made the
next afternoon at the home OF Prof..
lanes in Cambridge. and under the
? same conditions as the day before.
: considerable mystery is thrown about
= them. Mr.. Hall said they were SO
8 startling that he did not care to dis
! cuss them until they had been tried
y again. Another scientist who was
there said that Foskett performed al
~ Of his experiments Of the day before
!. and then absolutely and positively dc
materialized.
"He seemed to dissolve into thll
air as we watched him. Was gone 4
n. seconds and then materialized.
was SO startling that we, am afrait
lost sight Of the test conditions. an
we have asked him to appear befor
us again. 1t seems unbelievable, bl
all If certainly seemed so. We hardl
I know what to think about it"
Prof. James refuses to talk abo'
he the tests.
if According to those who were pre-
ex. ent, Foskett seem in a passive sta
Md during the tests, and he says he thin
he Of nothing in particular. Those w
examined him discredit the hypno'
theory. They believe he has some
tent psychic force that eve has be
studied.
II is intimated that the secret |
4 A in taking the deep rhythmic breat
aw. which, it is declared, is the foundatl
Of the development of the poy
nc. .aught in India and the orient c
cat. turtles ago. BY certain methods
lex. breathing, it is taught by the ,ancie
flor that in solitude and fasting the p
and er of handling fire, receiving MESA
thar from astral bodies and other phen
rank ena can De accomplished.
I'd Prescott F. Hall, 0 fthe Ameri
Society of Physical Research, said
aw I was soon to prepare a report fc
such scientific publication. "Foskett's l
! me- err" said Mr.. Prescott, lis not
was motto and it is a power well know
vou the orient, where fire handling is
extensively. 1t used to be a ties
40 I see whether a man vas guilty or
como erwise of a misdemeanor; II he
and the fire test and was not burned
a. was considered innocent; If ne
burned he had to suffer the pu
ment.'
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
Mice IA the Pillow.

.I,m not so much afraid OF mice as
some women" said she. but l don't
1ike them in my hair. The other
night | finished a biscuit was eatlng
after / went to bed and naturally iell
some crumbs about, not meaning TO-
never thinking Of mice.
.Well. about the middle OF the nlsnt
I heard scamperingss and mere were
- mice all over my hair, trying TO
get at those crumbs.
II tell YOU, / gave one shrek, sprans
M, lighted all the gas in the room
and sat IN the rest Of the night wa'cn
Ing that pillow"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
He Vocabulary.

He was an only child. They were
worry particular about his manner OF
sneech. constantly correcting him SO
that he would use beautiful Enghsh.
He. however, was allowed now and
then to associate with other children.
Ho n,aved with a neighbor boy a long
while one day and when he came
home there was an ecstatic~ smile on
his face. =,
81 like that boy, mother he sal
81 like him very much. He swears
beautifully. He knows every woro'
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
MIX FOR RHEUMATISM

The following is a never failing rem
odv for rheumatism, and if followed
IN II will effect a complete cure OF
the very worst cases: mix one-nail
mint Of good whiskey with one ounce
Of Toris Compound and add one ounce
syrup sarsaparilla Compound. Take
in tablespoonful doses before eacp
meal and at bedtime" The ingre
dents can be procured at any drue
store and easily mixed at home.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

There is more Catarrh in this section OF the county, sSa 'a:,
than all other diseases put together. ana unu! VIZ r .os
; s vnars was supposed to be i%ncurable. For q srea,
Ina Years doctors pronounced it a local disease Fan, ano
nrescribed local remedies. and by constantly iaashe
to cure with local treatment: pronounced ana,,t II Meu[S Ss
oose and therefore requires constitutional treatment
f Hai's ' Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F J, C one e3
u CO Toledo, Ohio. is the only Constitutional cure OF
the market. 1t is taken internally IN doses oS tbe eG hloo y
ond ,rmcons surfaces OF the system. They oner on
hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure sen
for circulars and Testimonials. c.,o
Address: F. J. CHENEY & 10, ioleo0' on"'
Sold by Druggists, 75c:
IKE Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
HER sMoTHER.lN.lAW
proved a Wise, Good Friend.

i young woman out in Ia. found q
Wise. good friend in her motherln-iaw'
iokes notwithstanding. She writes:
1T Is two years since we began us
inr Postum in our house. was great
II troubled with my stomach. complex
Ion was blotchy and yellow. After
meals I often suffered sharp pains ana
would have to lie down. My mother
often told me it was the cofree drank
At meals. But when I'd quit co1ee "a
have q severe headache.
oWhile visiting my motherinrlaw !
remarked that she always made sucn
good coffee, and asked her to tell me
how. She laughed and told me 1t was
easy to make good coffee when you
use Postum.
~ began to use Postum as soon as J
cot home, and now we have the same
good coffee (Postum) every day, and
/ have no more trouble. Indigestion II
! thing OF the past, and my complex
ion has cleared up beautifully.
.My grandmother suffered a grea
dea, with her stomach. Her docto
told her to leave of coffee. She tnel
took tea but that was just as bad.
ashe finally was induced to TT
POSTUM which she has used for over
vear She travelled during the winte
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
t,.ed Dolls to Set Fashions

Long before women's newspapers
were started, and fashion plates IN
their modern form were thought o.
women derived their knowledge OF inc
fashions from dolls dressed IN mooe'n
costumes, which were sent from one
country to another, more especially
from Paris, which then, as now, was
the leading center Of the mode.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
TOLD TO USE cUTlcURA.
Af+.r Specialist Failed to Cure Her IN
tense Itching Eczema-Hao Dec"
Tortured and Disfigured But
Was Soon Cured Of Dread Hu'"or

WAS SOON NuICV W
81 contracted eczema and sunereu
intensely FOR about ten months. AZ
times I thought ]. would scratch my
self to pieces. My face and arms were
covered with large red patches SO
that l was ashamed to go out. l was
advised to go to a doctor VINO was
q specialist in skin diseases, put l
received very little relief. l trled
every known remedy, with the same
results. thought l would never get pet
ter until a friend of mine told me to Try
the Cuticura Remedies. So tried tnem
and after four or five applications O
Cuticura Ointment l was renewed o
nv ~unbearable itching l used tw'
sets of the Cuticura Remedies, ana
am completely cured. Miss Barnar'
Kral, Highlandtown, Md, Jan. D. w.
Potter Drug l. Chem. Corp, Sole Props'' bos'o'
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
Absent Minded Alderman.

A Lynn (Mass.) alderman al re
cent aldermanic meeting inquired "'a'
had become of al order he had intro
duced some time before calling lor an
arc light on Willow street. The CITY
clerk. after digging into his tles' IN
formed him that the order had come
before the board nearly a montn pre-
vious and that he had voted agains' ~
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
w,crer Fooled the Critics.

Here is a story of Wagner's WISH
to London in 1855: After the hrst fnil'
harmonic concert the critics re-
nroached, him for conducting a Zee
thoyen symphony without the scol re.
At The second concert, to satisfy h's
audience, Wagner had a "partluon
m his desk, which he frequently con
suited. The critics declared the I'M
movement was marked. The score
however, was Rossini's BARBER ~
Seville"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

this MeuA-
cine,LydiaE .Pink-
hams We getable
Compound. l sui
fered from terrible
headaches, pain IN
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and so
| weakIcould hardly
stand. Lydia E,
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound re-
stored me to health
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
The FaVorite.

Tne FdVVI11S' 49,,
Millions of suffering eyes nave lounu
in Dr.. Mitchelr's famous salve a real
Messing. Reject the offer OF any aealei
~ sell q drug for your eye. DR.. Mltch
e1rs Eve salve is a simple, healthy !
remedy to be applied to the hos; col =
cures without entering the eye. sol(
everywhere. Price rs cents.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
work Of Women inventors.

Women are said to have been lssuea
more than 5000 patents by the Unlted
states Office. They are not all dones.
tic by any means, either, as some OF
them are for car couplers, night slgnal'
inc life RATS, car wheels, machines
for manufacturing ozone and a type.
writer for the blind. A pocket sewing
machine and a sash that will go ny
without sticking are other inventions
by women.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
~. Mo.t DANGEROUS Capital.

London, which used to boast OF De.
inc tho ouietest and safest capital OF
the world, has become noisier tnan
Paris and more dangerous than New
York. Nearly 300 persons are nov
KILLED annually by street accidents
and how many more just escape VIII
their lives cannot be computed.-ou'
i l.ol1
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
Would Sell His Chance.

Patriotic Gentleman-My lad, ever!
American boy has the chance OF pe-
coming president, just as every Eng
fish boy has the opportunity OF oelns
prime minister. -,
Small Boy (thoughtfully)-Weil' IN
sell my chance for a dollar.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

bled with kinney
complaint from the
time Of the Civil war.
There was constant
pain in the back and
head and the kid
ney ]secretions were
) painful and showed
a sediment. The first
remedy to help me
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
A Good Receptacle.

Customer-My hair is falling out
Can you give me something to keep
1t in?
New Clerk iwho wants to be oohg'
ing)-You might take this cigar box
Women often keep theirs in such
boxes.-Judge.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
Friendly Advice.

oIf / ever marry" said the bachelor
who was beginning to be old, i shall
he careful to pick out a lady whom l
can treat as my equal
aOh, say, old chap answered tne
married man. II wouldn't do that II
/ were you. l a tell you from ex.
~perience that a woman who would
submit to such treatment wouldn't DC
worth having around the house
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
Another Theory.

Him-Ive Just figured out how the
Venus de Milo came to lose her arms
HerEHow?
Hih-She broke them off trying I;
b,,ttonther dress up the back.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

ONLY ONE "BROMO QgINiNE" %,
the signature Of +; W: GROVE no hsv oa sse. '"'
aver 10 Cure o Cold In one lay ~
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

p.++;t,a Eve salve for Over 100 years
has heen used for ~congested and infiamed
ewes, removes film or scum oyer Inc Il wv
al druggistsor Howard Bros, Buffalo, NJ l.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

was Doan's Kidney Pills. Three boxes
made a complete cure and during n'e
wears past | have had no return OF the
trouble"
Sold by all dealers. SOC a box EOS
ter.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

When a young nan tells a girl tnat
he'll love her forever and eve ho
doubt he believes he Is telling tne
truth all the time.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
CAUGHT.

I'll give you a penny II you Can
spell fish,
God"
"That amt fish,
"What is it, then!'
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
NO TEMPTATION.

Wag (referring to Miss Oldolrd)-
I'm I should think it would be 0
suitable if she were standing uhuei
"%elderberries" instead of mistletoe-
| berries.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
A SPEEDY ONE.

Miss Tapps-Of course, some type'
writer's are extremely expert.
Clerk-Oh, yes. know OF one VINO
married a rich employer in less tnan
three months.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

PILES CURED IN s TO IA DAY
,.zn oINTM n is guaranteed to cure any caSs
Z 1tchinc. Blind, Bleeding or Protrudlng flies ~
Z IN IA DAYS or money refunded. Owe.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
cood .Iudoe of Human Nature.

Good Judge Of Human Nature' :,
Zones says he can usually tel
mems occupations from their appear
ance."
Eyes, Jones can. He can spot a col
,ector as far as he can see hlm.
Detroit Free Press.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy y.

Camden, N.J.-'1t is with pleasure
that I add my testimonial to your
already long list Shopping that It may
induce others to avail themselves OF
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
Authors.

BetWeen Authors.
"Why do you lay the scenes OF your
stories in the far north? Because you
know all about that country"
mo: because nobody else does"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

All sorrow is an enemy, but It car
ROO a friends message within 1t, TOO
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

If Your Feet Ache or Burn -.
oct a &c package of Aliens Foot-Ease. ~ gl'e'
enick relief. Two million packages sold yearly.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

For Colds and Gripp-capud'ne'
The hest remedy for Gripp and Colds Is
r,; tMs, 'Canidine. Relieves the aching ana
f fever Cures. the cold-H sissd,vh,o
aIso' It's Llquid-Effects immediately Nv
* and SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

A good detective makes light OF MI
ability as a shadow.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
COULD NOT SHAKE IT CFF.
Kidney Trouble Contracted by Thou
sands in the Civil War.

lanes W. Clay, e66 W. Fayette st.
Baltimore. Nd, says: Il was trou'
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

Many a man has lost his good name
BY having it engraved on tue nanu''
Of his umbrella.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

The Best Laxatiye-Garield Tea! Iemt
posed Of Herbs, it exerts a oenenclai G1;H ,er
rnon the entire system, regulating l'er'
lidneys, stomach and bowels.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

IT'S easier for a girl to look hke an
angel than it is for her to act nA'
one.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

Smiles make. a better salve for trou-
Bile than do frOwns.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

Even a fast man may not make
rand recovery when he's Ill.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

For Headache Try Hickss capud'ne'
whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
Ns w troubles. the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine.. It's L~iauld-21ineass5;
| ant to take-Effects Immediately. H. ~
and SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23
.-....,..o Aaothara.

important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle "
cAsTORIA a safe and sure remedy LOT
infants and children, and see that II
.' s :;:::,;::,;s':s,ZM&z&z@
In Use For Over 80 Years. =.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Lower coast gazette., 1909-01-23

A mans wife never thinks MS III
ness is serious until he quits using lau'
gnaee that wouldn't look well in print
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-11-11
PREACHING IS A LOST ART.
Critic Lays Decline Of Churches to
the Fact that Pastors Do Not
Meet the Real Issues OF
Life.

The narrow minded, out-of. date
preacher is the real and direct and in.
mediate cause of more "freethinkiny,"
skcpticism and agnosticisin than any
other factor i'll to-day's life, writes a cor
respondent in THE DELINEAToR for
December. Preaching seems to have be-
come a lost art. Droning has taken its
place. ! suppose | have been to church
thirty times in the past year, and the
only sermon I've had the patience to
hear out from beginning to end was a
Talk given by Miss Jane Addacns on
settlement work. That was realized
Christianity, no, idenlized slusli.
Now | am not More critical than the
fellow beings with whom | associate,
nine tentlhs of whom would probably bear
witness to this truth that the reason
why church going is dying out is became
the ministers do not make the right cf
ioTt to hold and interest their congreya-
toms.
We want the vital, living. everyday
truth from the pulpit. We want to know
how 10 meet the temptations that face us
during the week. We wan to know
how to live-NOW; and how to die wien
our time comes. We want preachers
who will help us to work out our own
salvation, and not wooden images who
have had no experience OF life and who
are satisfied to shout out a few galva-
ni?cd comnionp!aces at our heads every
Sunday and sit down satisfied in their
stulies all the rest Ot the week, iinagin.
ing they have done their duty bv us.