The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-27
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 The young man who rings sirl's door bell too often is supposed to ring her finger later on. ,
 The average woman doesn't care anything about whether the tariff is revised or not; she is lot more wor- her hair when she washes 1t.
 The Duke who was so in love with Miss Elkins has gone in search of the cold sad distant love can bseoms at times. 7ff .s 1f>AA The following inscription on thef paid to n1ortal man: "He done his damndest; anseis could do no more"
 The it of slgsles MT. ,willett threw the President into has recovered sun ciently for him to send another mes- sage to Congress.
 cycle on Long Island the other day that his trousers caught fire from the gas oifne. Arthur must have been trying to escape from a creditor.
 
 Max, Persch.. . German baron and baker in Hartford Conn, who has been informed that he Is heir to ei.00Q,- 600. continues to bake cakes for $1ss a week.
 A Texas negroes has given birth to four girls. T. R please write.
 Do as .SOu- please. but please as you
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 Instead of niiing these alrships with saa What,e the matter, with hling enr :.aS S ss sss sn t5s inc ' '.'''l,'.' v sn'
 Jack J0EiSsSn. tase neerSi ehampions ss TsxS s Ss T asSssso sn % Scs pSs
 srhs ;possusa as . yerss snuch over: best, species are found in Alabama' however. \, $
 'Nobody with brains wili Kiss in the fnture" says . lady retormer. we win Kiss right in the. present. z The future is always too vague and remote, and there arc Zoo many slips twixt lip anu ''p'i ssfatt ' Just to think that those hat mak- CTS who struck are makers of mems hats:, women's hats will continue to be made at the old exorbitant prices. s , t.e II '.-4
 After raising sana with Congress. riding ninety miles on horse back, playing tennis. chopping wood and er- sagIng In boring bouts 5aIsS,, T RSSseysIt welt sies of Africa With a, few lions and elephants to Kill every morning before sreakfast. u k. :; year. But we can't see where this isi anything special to crew about i, aovertise%sGxt waas nS you to s'a eneSaEsse @ @at41 mony: limitation diamonds for fep- gagement rings. Ss. If she really mgr ries you. we wills will suSssisute Ss,is genuine
 Adam was a lOafer." says an nlinois minister. Why not? The world was his and Mother Eye didn't run an. ac- count at dry goods storey
 Camel steaks in Paris and kangaroo stakes in New York are all the rage. This win encourage the asS S0sFSing TSingg politely informed that 1t 10 the latest thing in food stuifs. The Postal Savings Bank League an- nounces that its pending meas1rs in Congress is now in grave danger. The chief opposition very uhturahy pOh1es from the bankers.
 Life is such c little span Of years think how shortly 8 girl changes from being romantic to being rheumatic are made in heaven
 A truth that's on the level- But ask some fellows for a light.
 And they1l say. "Go to the devil," r + -%
 The Arkansas Legislature is, wrest. ling with a State- wide prohibition bill. This prohibition epidemic spreads like smallpox.
 Do not strike a happy medium unless she has told your fortune wrong and refuses to return your money.
 
 It's a good thing after all that it. is the fad to use a post card In corre- spondence; some men could tell all they know on one and misspen 1t be- sides.
 Mir. Taft has sailed for Panama with the taste of the Georgia 'p0ssum still iu his mouth. Here's hoping he doesn't get seasick and throw up his job
 Feels like garden time down this way and Miss Spring Is coming oyer the hill with an arm full of roses which she Is hurling in the face of Mir Vim ter.