The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-12-01
WORDS OF WISDOM PUT LID ON TIGHT
POINTING OUT THE HIGHWAY OF
HAPPINESS.
Taking 40 His Text, "Feed the Brute, y
Writer Gives Forth a Few Facts
Worthy Of All Wonen's ~.
Remembrance.

We are bewing - Miss Mary Snow
OF Chicago and wondering how it hap
pens that she bears the title OF Miss"
She says she holds to the view that
the highway to happiness runs through
the pantry and tho kitchen into the
dining room that a good meal and
weil-hept house are the keys to mari.
tal happiness. Miss Snow is a teach
er OF domestic science In the public
schools OF Chicago, but she ought to
know that a woman Of her, views can
easily land good ,natured and CRATE
fui brute of the genus homo by com.
ing to Texas. D.
The girls Of the present time are
making mistake when they fail to
value the tremendous importance Of
domestic science. The happiness of
which they dream in the married state
Will fade with the honeymoon II they
:, do not know how to minister t. the
tempora. needs Of the boy who does
the work
Strike a healthy man in the STUN
mick with Bosgy biscuit, dearje, and
he'll kick the dog before ne goes to
the office; hand him waffle weighing
two pounds and OF the consistency Of
armor plate and he'll swear as sure as
you are born; give hlrn steak that is
burned on the outside and raw In the
middle and tootsy-wootsy is going to
drop gill Of teaIs before sunset.
serve BIN coffee OF the strength Of
diluted milk and he'll forget to kiss
somebody good-by al the door. and
then therein be the devil to pay.
1t is easy enough, dearie, to hook
the scounorel al the altar Slip your
hand into his few times, rub your
cheek against his, and look up appeal
ingly into his eyes until In the despeT.
alton OF ecstasy ne rips of 97'Blsses
and you ve got him. but that's no sign
YOU are going 10 hold him. The
sJangle mold on his affections IL Oh
famed through jam-up kitchen and
dining room work
Feed MIN iDdstferently for q year
and he'll be downtown tin midnight,
while you are worrying with the baby.
and wher he does come home, he'll
swear a blue streak i you ASH rim
10 walk the hid for q couple OF hours.
ard the" first thing you know be will
he taking two meals q day at the res
taurant and spending mali an hour at
each meal joilying the pretty girls who
run the cigar counters
You can't tell us anything about the
brutes, dearies. They are the worst
ever. Their horizon Of cussedness
passes far beyond mere boundlessness.
We have seen them in all their hide.
BUSINESS and we have prayed and
pleaded with them for your sweet
sakes. but all in vain. We would have
latbeTed them together as a ben gath.
ereth her brood and Jed them bone
but for the likelihood that the very
suggestion might cause them 10 quit
he Democratic party.
Swing on to the cook book girls
Master the possibilities of the kitchen
and see that the house is sweet and
clean. ), Get d pal, Of your 'dsddy's
old breeches and learn bow to patch,
and see II you can sew on button
that will have some approximate rela-
lion with the buttoDhole. II may mean
your life's happiness, deayie, and il
may mean the brute's soul'9 salvation.
MAY. the Lord prosper your efforts and
bring you finally into state of happi-
nesg that will bless all with whom YOU
come in contact. Amen.-Houston
Post.