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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23

Dust Norah. mysilf and the pig).
II she'd sweep a bit more.
And keep things off the floor.
Wan room wac be almost too bigl
So I think some foine day,
I'll be runnin' away.
To Killarney. Tralee or Athlone,
And me and the pig,
Wild some praties and swig,
In a cabin We'll live all alone.
"Through-other" is an Irish express
sion meaning careless. untidy, shift
less. II is the same popularity which
in the n%eighboring Scotland is called
"ne'er-do-well." 1t has reference, espe-
cialy, to domestic concerns. 1t is the
chief fault of the Irish peasantry that
they are not neat; not systematic; not
orderly. And 1t is a fault In which
they are, alas, not alone. Many a WON.
an in all countries. everywhere, is
there who forgets the salt, puts too
much soda in the mullins; has ever a
germ-laden dishcloth and pots with
broken lids. All these are through
other" tricks. They are fatal TO the
peace which should prevail in the
household. The "through-other" wom-
an works harder: her hours are long
err; her lot is harder than that OF the
systematic, tidy. orderly woman
whose work is managed with regular
ity. system and f%orethought.
There are many Pats" In the
world, and happy is the wife who
gives them no excuse. by her house
keeping, to go running away,
In a cabin. wild praties and swig.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23
To Keen

To prevent celery from having the
rusty appearance which spoils it for
salads, keep 1t closely wrapped in par
aim paper in a closed. cool place.
Also avoid using water on 1t until a
short time before serving. The dis
carded stalks are excellent for soups.
gravies, etc. being moro effective
than celery salt.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23
THB STATIONS FRIBUTB

on behalf of the en-
peror by his personal
envoy, the German
ambassador. Presi-
dent Roosevelt made
the principal address
Of the day, accepting
the bronze figure on
behalf of the Ameri-
can public. Other ad-
dresses were made
by Lieut. Gen. Chat
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23

thelr country In memorial form in Washing
ton Tor years. The statue of John A. Logan.
the civilian soldier, has had a place in the ma.
tons capital for a long time. Hancock was
not forgotten and neither were some eight or
ten other officers whose fame was bright. but
which never shone with the extraordinary lus.
ter of that of Grant or Sherman.
There are scores OF memorials of various
Kinds In Washington. Foreign nations are rep.
resented. In Lafayette square are the statues
OF the Frenchmen Lafayette and R~ochambeau.
who came TO the aid of the colonies in their
struggle against Great Britain.
Before long there will be two other statues
In the square, one to the honor of Pulaski and
another to Steuben. When these memorials
are In place Lafayette square will contain five
bronze figures, Lafayette. Rochambeau, Pu.
laski, Steuben and Andrew Jackson. The Jack.
con statue stands in the center Of the park,
while each of the Frenchmen has a corner to
himself. The other corners will be coupled
by the Pole and the German.
Emperor William about six years ago pre-,
scented to the United States a statue of Fred.
erick the Great, IL was dedicated with impress
sive ceremonies Nov. 19. 1904. II was unveiled
by the Baroness Speck Won Sternberg, wife OF
the German ambassador. and was presented
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23

the purposes OF re-
remembrance OF
the nations great.
The statue OF
Gen. Sherman, an
equestrian memo
rial. was unveiled
FIVE years ago. IL
faces the Treasury
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23

Representative Bartholdt OF Mis-
souri, at the next session of congress Will
champion a measure intended to change the
name of Lafayette square to Independence
square and he will ask that the memorial to
Gen. Jackson, which stands in the center OF
the park shall be replaced by one OF George
Washington. Mr.. Bartholdt thinks that the
name Lafayette square gives too much promi-
nence to q man of one nationality, while there
were men of other nationalities also to be re-
membered by statues In the park who gave
lust as much service to the struggling colonies.
The Missouri congressman thinks that In a
sense Lafayette square makes an invidious
distinction. Lafayette holds a peculiar place
in the affections OF Americans, and though II
may be without right or reason, he is known
much better to the people than either Steuben
or Pulaski. There will be opposition to the
change in the name OF the square, but as La
fayette is remembered in bronze at its most
commanding corner it may be that Mr.. Bar.
tholdt is right in conteBding that the double
honor is too much to give one man.
General Steuben's service TO the American
patriots hardly can be estimated. 1t was not
SO much his aid in actual battle as his teach
ing of drill regulations and tactics and his i'm
parting to the revolutionary officers of the art
OF maintaining efficient discipline that brought
him fame and the honor of the leaders OF the
revolutionary cause.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23

MS pulse,
He swears It's going faster.
That he is getting better.
He never will agree;
But II l think him worse, he'll say:
Don't cry Calamity"
"Gangrenous trouble will set in"
OF that he's very certain.
Turn down the light; pull up the shade!
Let air in; close the curtainl'
These things must all be done Just SO,
And they must all be done quick,
There Is ma luck ABBOTT the hoose."
When my good man is sick.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23
H NORA.

$ A colleen. my Norah, &.
Had byes all before her,
And they came from
afar and a-near,
But Norah, machree,
Is a throuble to me,
Since her Housekeeping
ways are so queer.
For a cat-and-dog life.
Is a "through-other'' wife.
And though. bedad. Nor
abs a daisy:
! would really like
A shillelah or pike.
When Mavourneen Is
shiftless and lazy.
Now. wild order and care.
There'd be room for US
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-09-23

building from the south,
and II Is one of the most
notable public memorials in
the city of Washington. al
though II is true that fault
has been foupj with q few
minor details of the execu-
ton.
Sheridan's statue. repre-
%senting Little Phil" as he
appeared at the battle OF
Winchester when rallying
his troops to turn again to
the attack, stands In a lit
tie green circle on Massa-
chusetts avenue. The Sher-
idan memorial has been in
place less than a year. The
widow OF the Shenandoah
campaigner lives in a house
the windows OF which over
look the memorial of her
husband.
1t Is curious perhaps that
the memorials to the three
greatest generals of the
civil war who fought on the
side of the north were not
erected until many years
after soldiers of less fame
had been remembered. The
statue of Gen. Mcpherson
has stood for years in the
public square named for
this soldier, who was killed
in the battle OF Atlanta
Gen. Thomas "the rock of
Chickamauga," was remem.
bered in bronze nearly 30
years ago. Admirals Far.
ragut and Dupont have rep.
resented the sea service "a
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-12-11
The Typewriter Girl.

The beautiful typewriter girl pulled
out her golden pompadour nervously.
"My speedll increase, Mr.. Nicer
excuse me, Mr.. Wellington-my speed
n increase 30 or 40 percent every day.
Broker Wellington frowned. The
girl had taken his dictation slowly,
and in a stern, sceptical voice he said:
How so?"
"It's your new vocabulary that puts
me out" she exclaimed. II had Mr..
Meer's vocabulary very pat-'as per,
contents noted, the same'-he only
used about 80 words"
Her fiattering smile warmed the
man like a sunbeam.
"But you, sir, have a real literary
style. Beg to submit, our best at
tention, slump, 'bullish," 'hypothe-
cate'-they're all new words to me,
and, of course, can't rattle them OF
very fast at first But just you walt
say, till day after tomorrow. Then
you'll see."
Cali business men have different
yocabularies, eh?' said The broker.
Eyes, sir. Some large, some small"
Again her smile hattered him.
yours IL larger than most. should
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-12-11

say II was thirty or forty words larger.
Real literary, | call it,"
Miss Hoskins, II there's-er-any
supplies you need. all you've got to do
is to ask" sale the literary broker,
fatuously.-
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-12-11
Points for the New curate.

Dean Pigou gives few reminis-
cences of Doncaster, where at one time
he was vicar. Among the stories he
tells is this, concerning one OF his
curates. He went to see an old woman
with whom visiting had perhaps been
overdone. She at once accosted him.
$50 you are the new curate, arenr
your"
Yes" he replied
We'll. just you sit down on that
ere chair" II was three legged stool
OF most uncertain standing.
Now, I'll tell you what you does
on that stool. You then read me, mind.
a short psalm. Then you gives me a
shilling, and you can go"-Vanity
Fair.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-12-11

offers one OF the very best opportuni-
ties for profitable investment to be
found In Florida Write for particulars
to San MatSo Fruit Co. San NatSO,
Fla.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1909-12-11

Swarming bees send out scouts to
look for desirable locations.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
McCORMIC LAKE

Mrs. Morse and Howard Ingram of
Sauk Centre visieed at Mrs. Wilcox s
Saturday.
Mrs. Butler was a business caller at
Mrs. Elliott's Thursday.
Oscar Klonne of Sauk Centre went
around the lake one day last week.
John Nelson called on a lbert Nelson
Wednesday of last week.
Mr.. and Mas. White called at Mr..
Elliott's Sunday afternoon.
Roy Carolton called at Mr.. Elliott's
Sunday.
Mrs. Pangburn and daughter Myrle
of Sauk Centre made pleasure trip
around the lake Sunday afternoon.
Ben Dubois and Mr.. Strebel of
Sank Centre were out to McCOrmic
Lake Friday.
Albert Nelson, who has been spend
ing the winter near McCormic Lake,
moved to farm near the brick kiln
north of Sauk Centre last week.
Beatrice Garfield, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Lew Garfield of Minneapolis,
is visiting with her grand parents Mr..
and Mrs. James White.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
ROUTE NO6

Geo. Stout lost horse Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Dickson and
family spent Sunday at VIM. Parks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Demro and family
spent Sunday at Westport.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Gamradt called on
Mr.. and Mrs. Schwinden Sunday even.
ing.
Anna Anderson called at her broth.
er's Saturday.
George Grams, who has been seri
ouSly i'll, is able to be about.
Mrs. o. Heath of Sauk Centre spent
Sunday with her son, George Stout
and family.
Mrs. John Smith was taken sudden
i'll Thursday while on her way to town
She was unable to come back home.
Messrs. Geo. and Albert Gamrad,
called at the home of J. Nelson Sun
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Anderson anC
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas Mann spent Sunday
afternoon at o. Serleys.
Messrs. Will and Andrew Wehrhahr
called at the home of r. Gamrad1
Sunday.
Miss Mary Klien spent Saturday
and Sunday with her aunt Mrs
SwartZbauer.
Mrs. X. 0. Samuelson left Saturday
for Benson, Minn., whittier she was
called by the serious illness of hel
daughter Manda Samuelson.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
CORRESPONDENCE
NORTH ASHLEY

Jos. Wiess Jr. is giving his house a
new coat of paint.
John and Tillie Bramer of West
Union spent Sunday afternoon at the
home of B. Uphus.
Miss Katie Herzog of New Munich
spent part>of last week with her un-
Gle Henry Detters and family.
John Konczak made trip to Osak-
is Saturday and while there purchas,
ed new single top buggy.
Mesdames Dan Kane and Toney
Bentfield spent Sunday afternoon
with Mrs. Uphus.
Billie Mickey, Toney Doege ano
Miss Emily Rasear spent Sunday with
Ben and Mary Doege.
Henry Detters has rented the ]
Kusba farm in the town of Getty: III
will move his stock and family mex
fall.
Chas. Telschow, Gus Genrich, Bel
and Toney Doege, Win Doubraua
John Zehr, Jim Kane and Herman
Klonne were Sauk Centre caller
Thursday.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
LIVED 1872 YEARS

VIM. Parr-England's oldest man
married the third time at 120, worked
in the fields till 132 and lived 20 years
longer. People should be youthful at
80. James Wright, at Spurlock, KY,
shows how to remain young. Il feel
just like 16-year-old boy" he writes,
"after taking six bottles of Electric
3itters. For thirty years Kidney
trouble made life a burden, but the
first bottle of this wonderful medicine
convinced me l had founnd the great
est cure on earth" They're godsend
to weak, sickly rundown or old people,
Try them. SOC at Hanson & Emer-
son. 40 1T
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
The strength of a child.

1t is surprising to find how few parents
know the great strength giving qualities
of good oatmeal. Most of them think
of it as food for the sturdy Scotch or
the brawny Englishman, and overlook
its value as food for children. Every
now and then mother will take to feed
ing her children on Quaker Oats and
will be astonished at their improvement
in strength and vigor. Of course, she
tells her friends, and they prove it for
themselves, but every mother in the
country should see that her children are
strong and vigorous. Plenty of Quaker
Oats, eaten often. will do it.
Put up in two sizes, the regular pack
age l0c, and the large family size 25c,
which is more convenient for those who
do not live in town.
Don't miss a day; eat Quaker Oats
every morning for breakfast.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
ROUTE NO

Misses Mary and Edna Jones were
Sauk Centre visitors Friday.
Fred Lamphrey called on B. Dick
haus Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Weiner visited
Mrs. John Weiner Thursday.
Miss Josie Jung aided Mrs. Mike
Weiner in papering her house Monday.
Mrs. Jeo Steinbauer and son Geo
were Unity visitors Thursday.
Mrs. Lewis Drinker and children
are visiting with Albert Molitor and
family.
Master Pete Essler spent a few days
of last..week with his Aunt Mrs. Joe
StrauS.
Miss Connie Molitor who has been
staying with her cousin Lizzie Botz,
returned to Melrose.
Albert Molitor and children, Majo-
rie and Kermit were Sauk Centre
callers Saturday.
Joe Kruchten entertained a number
of his friends at the home of Mike
Jung on Sunday.
Messers Toney Miller and Anton
Miller, Chas Dicks and Henry Botz,
took herd of cattle on Friday to
Brown Bros pasture near Padua.
Miss Mary Merten, who has been
staying with her sister Mrs. Ahrlein
went to Albany Saturday and recur-
ed employment. .-
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Hot Shots About Rheu-
matism and RheumaIine

You, Rheumatics, who have suffer
ed for years, you are the people, we,
The Corner Drug Store, want to
see. You can be cured. This is no
idle boast. Nomatter whatyou think
no matter how many people you
have talked to-no matter how much
medicine you have taken-no matter
how many health resorts you have
visited-you can be cured. Under
stand, this is said, knowing absolutely
what Rheumaline can and does do.
Yours is not the only case of Rheuma.
tism, but there are several in the
country just like it and they have
been cured by Rheumaline. Rheu
maline does cure rheumatism, lumba
go, sciatica, neuralgia, gout and kid
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Botz attended the dance given at the
home of Mr.. Wehrhahn Friday eve
ming.
ROUTE NO4

Will j. Botz called on C. F. Botz
Wednesday.
Adolph Cranes left for North
Dakota last week.
William Brunskill called on Will J.
Botz Saturday. =
Mr.. and Mrs G.. J. Botz were Birch
Lake callers Sunday.
Mrs. G. E. Botz and Mrs. J. B. Orth
and son Toney spent Monday evening
with Mrs. Will J. Botz.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. B, Orth and son
Toney visited at the home of Mike
Klein Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Gritzmacher visited with hel
daughter Mrs. Will J. Botz a few days
last week.
John and Emma Gritzmacher anG
Joe and Helen Botz visited at the
home of Will J. Botz Sunday.
The dance given at the home Of
Mike Klein was well attended and al
had an enjoyable time.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Gamradt
spent Wednesday evening with Mr..
and Mrs. William Cranes.
Mrs. Kraumer and children of Mel
| rose are visiting her parents Mike
Klein.
Miss Katie Klein, who has beer
spending the past few months with
her sister at Melrose, returned home
Tuesday.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27

ney, liver, bladder, stomach and
blood troubles caused by uric acid,
and it does it quickly, effectively and
infallibly. 1t does it without injury
to the stomach or heart, and it con-
tains not single injurious drug or
opiate. Our reputation, which has
been established by years of honesty
and fair dealing, would not allow us
to tell you falsehood. Rheumaline
Capsules relieve pain Immediately,
and Rheumaline Tablets only should
be used when constipated. Remem-
Der The Corner Drug Store has the
exclusive agency here on the Rheu-
maline Remedies, and you can not
get them elsewhere Get Rheuma-
line. 1t removes the cause. 50
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
GETTY GROVE

Miss Louise Jung spent Saturday
and Sunday at home.
Willie Gritzmacher was in Unity
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Botz visited at
the home of Henry Botz Thursday.
Miss Anna Ripka visited her par
ents over Sunday.
Bennie Flahaven visited Willie
Gritzmacher Sunday evening.
Fred Lamphrey called on Bennie
Dickhouse Sunday.
Herman Hager called on Willie
Gritzmacher Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. r. Gritzmacher visited her
daughter Mrs, Will Botz of Spaulding
a few days last week.
Miss Alvina and Elsie Gritzmacher,
visited Katie and Tillie Ripka Sun
day.
John Gritzmacher and sister Emma
and Mr.. Joe Botz and sister Helen,
visited at the home of will Botz Sun
day.
It. J. Flahaven, Albert Molitor,
George Strouse, r. Gritzmacher and
Herman Hager were City callers
Saturday.
Misses Josephine jung, Katie and
Tillie Ripka and Emma Gritzmacher
Messrs Herman Hager, Nick Jung
Joe Krupthion, Gust Quade and Joe
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
publication. May 1921
Citation for Hearing on Final Accoun
and for Distribution.

Estate of Isadora Sherwood Deceased.
State of Minnesota.
County of Stearns.
In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Isadora
Sherwood Decedent.
The State of Minnesota to all persons inter-
ested i'm the distribution of the estate of said
decedent: The representative of the above
named decedent. having filed i'm this court his
petition praying for the distribution OF the
residue Of said estate to the persons thereunto
entitled Therefore you. and each of you, are
hereby cited and required to show cause. If
any YOU have before this courtat the Probate
Court Rooms in the Court House, in the city
of St Cloud i'm the County of Stearns State of
Minnesota. on the 4th day of June 1909. at
O'Clock 4. NJ. why said petition should not
be granted.
Witness. the Judge of said Court, and the
Seal of said Court. this 18th day of May 1909.
4. II. KLASEN
(COURT SEAL Probate Judge.
Theo. Bruener Attorney for Petitioner
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
EnoIand's "ldol."

The remarkable season which is
now at an end has seen nothing more
notable than the delightfully."- uncon-
venticnal going about of the queen,
who, too, has never looked more beau
tiful. Always the idol of her adopted
country, every years that passes only
serves to endear the queen the more
to those whom it is no mere empty
figure Of speech to call her devoted
subjects.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Our Quotations
Central Minnesota Power {
Milling Company
Cjtv of Opium Uusers.

In Herman there is fearful
amount of opium eating and smoking.
1t is a common saying there that
every fourth man out of three" is an
opium smoker, and it is certainly
very difficult to find a man who is not
a slave to this awful habit. The
women, too, resort to it very much,
chiefly as a means Of Kidding them
selves of an obnoxious fellow wife, or
of ending their own unhappy lives.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Children Who Are SiCkIy

Mothers who value their own comfort and
the welfare of their children, should never he
without box of Mother Gray's Sweet Powders
for Children, fse throughout the season. They
Break up Colds Cure FeveriShness. Constpa-
ton, Teething Disorders, Headache and
Stomach Trouble. THESE POWDERS
NEVER FAIL. Sold by all Drug Stores, 2c.
Don't accept any substitute. 4 Trial package
dress Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy. n Y. 52
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Cupid at City Hall.

About $50 licenses are issued in the
marriage license bureau at the city
hall in New York each day between
the hours of 10 and 4. The record
number is 1874. On Thursdays the
majority of the applicants are Ital-
ians, on Mondays and Saturdays
Jews. On FRIDAYS the colored popula-
ton fiocks to tie license bureau. No
body krows the reason of this partial
ity for certc'n days. Occasionally, at
wide, infrecuent intervals, an Ameri-
can-born Iair makes application.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
T20-27-3l
Citation for Hearing on Petition fol
Adpninisfrafion
Id administration .

Estate of Phebe X. Boobar. Deceased,
State of Minnesota,
County of StearnS
In Probate Court.
in the Matter of the Estate of Phebe X. Boo
bar Decedent.
The state of Minnesota to all persons inter-
ested i'm the granting Of administration of the
estate of said decedent. The petition of John
j. Boobar having been filed i'm this court. re-
presenting that Phebe X. Boobar, then re-
sident of the County of StearnS State OF Minne-
sofa died intestate on the 9th day OF May
1909; and praying that letters of administration
of her estate he granted TO Oliver b. Boobar
and the court. having fixed the time
and place for hearing said petition: There
fore. you. and each of you, are hereby
cited and required TO show cause. If any. you
have before this court at the Probate Court
Rooms in the Court House. in the City of st.
Cloud in the County of Stearns, state ofMinne-
sofa on the llth day of June 1909, at 8
O'Clock A. NJ, why said petition shouldnot be
granted.
Witness. the Judge of said Court. and Seal of
said Court, this 18th day Of May 1909.
4. II. KEASEN.
ICOURT SEALl Probate Judge
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Food Frauds and Science.

It has been for many years notorf-
GUS that modern chemistry has been
prostituted to the service of adulter-
alton. May not an appeal be made to
the more conscientious professors Of
one of the greatest of modern sciences
and may they not be asked to bring
their learning and their proficiency in.
to the field for the assistance of hon.
esty and fair dealing?
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
[ ondon's BRIDGES.

Few perhaps are aware of the eX-
tent to which the city of London is
bridged over. In all, it seems. there
are no fewer than seventy-fve
bridges. OF these nineteen are rail-
way bridges. three are bridges over
roads. such as Holborn viaduct, and
fifty-thren bridges which connect pri-
vate premises.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Sports Ancient and Modern.

In former times quarter-staff and
bowls stood in some degree, where
cricket and football stand now. Bowls,
happily, still survives among the
gentler recreations of the greensward,
but Cuarter-staff long since became
OF merely antiquarian interest.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Please Take Notice

We have just received Car load of
new buggies. Come in and see them.
We will take horses and cattle in
trade for all kinds of machinery,
Pianos and Organs.
MARSHALL & LYMAN.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Do You KnoW2

There was once a blind carpenter,
who picked up hammer, and saw.
Then there was the deaf sheDh erd,
who went ont with his flocks and herd
But t." roatest miracle of all was the
case - tie dumb wheelwright who
re?cF"[ II for tire and spoke.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Call of the Wild.

She-Did you ever hear the call of
the wild?
He-I just guess l did! | wrote a
piece once and heard the au1ience
calling for the author!
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Suuelched.

He-"But the worst Of you Ameri.
cans is that you have no leisured
classes
She-"Indeed we have. We call them
tramps!"