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The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

one does not look for the whole
truth upon a tombstone. but there are
exceptions 20 The rule. as is shown
hy re example furnished in a church
yard in Iagerstown. Nd.
This touching epitauh runs as fol-
lows. except that fictitious names have.
Tor obvious reasons, been substituted
here tor tie real ones:
Mary F..
Wife Of Walter jenkins.
died December 20, 1884 aged 20
wears nine months.
She vas a true and faithful wife to
each OF the following persons:
Jacob Wineman.
Henry SNOW
Philip Harrow.
Walter jenkins
-Harpers Weekly
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
PET DOG GUIDES BRIDE.
Heads Church Committee to Welcome
Pastor and Wife.

Trenton. n. J-Bruce, a large pet
bulldog. the other night headed a
church delegation to meet Rev John
Wellington Hoag, pastor of the Flrsj
Baptist church, on his return Win h@
bride. The dog is the property Of Mrs
Hoag. who sent him east at the time
Of the wedding recently from htr
home in La Crosse, Wis
With Bruce at it's head tie commit
tee assembled on the platform CT the
Clinton street station of The Pennsyr
vania railroad The churchmen bal
never seen the bride ana were on!.
slightly acquainted With the bride
groom, as the clergyman came 20 his
charge here only few weeks ago
1t was up to the dog TO see HAT 'Ee
committee received and welcomed he
proper pair.
Bruce was right on the job, ami
'although the committeeman had no
way to inform him Of their mission
and his duties they We're startled 10
see him board a train just as ii was
entering the station, They did not
see the dog again until later when Aa
brought Mr. and Mrs Hoas to- taa1
Although a reception was siyen ta9
pair by The entire congregation ia the
parsonage, Bruce refused ro leave tha
side of his mistress all evening.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
QUAKER MEDlTATt0NS.


Even the grass widow has her hey,
dey.
An appropriate dance for an automo-
lille bail would be breakdown.
About the easiest thing in the world
for some people 10 make Is break.
Even when a man prefers a dark
cigar he wants it light at one end
The man who is making history is
merely encouraging the book agents.
One speech will often make a states
man. but the statesman must first
make the speech.
Mrs. Aluqqins-"Its the strangest
thing. Ny cat likes beer" Mrs. Bug
gins" Maybe its a maltese"
IF it were possible for us to have
Everything we wish for we should
probably begin to wish all over again
Borrowell-"My right hand itches
That's a sign am going TO ger money
isn't it2' Nigwls- Eot from me-
silence is golden" quoted tho Wise
Guy. "Oh. J don't know" said the sim
i
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
SPORTS FOR THE WEEK.
Monday.

Monday.
Marvin Hart VS.. jim Parry. 40
rorrls al Hot Springs. Ark.
sfv.dav bicycle race starts in Con
,.o. tion nan Kansas civ
Annual meet Of the Lone Star
Fie,d Trials club O., .rexas. near san
Antouio
Tueeday.
r.aatta Welsh VS. George Mem
-fc IN rourIs III los Angeles.
pv Rrcyfr,.r US Harry Lewis
-a r,rrEs nj postrn
International champiouship skat
f-, r5cas baafn All saranac Lake
- "
Canadian outdoor CHAMPIONSHIP
.1.,,ir. 1000. gt Montreal
wsdreed5v.
C..rfro ~ F,orff, state Fair race
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
CASE OF THE POLITE PEcNs.
And the Engineer Who Knew Little
Spanish and Tres to Boss Them.


Spanish and Tres to Boss Them.
An eucfnpa. who cane arp a while
AFRO from M,v.co t1id story about o
man iu his line who rad @ rather lin
lied knowledge OF Spanish bat ianc.ea
that by combining wha, be knew and
some English Hs could make the poems
employed ON The railway understand
Iu his vocabulary were these words.
Taea stop. u-tedas h1mbres you men,
piadlas. stones. and via road One day
this engineer was walking mp The track
and saw a lot OF poems standing around
dot11 nothing So be stopped and
said:
"Ustedes hombres, why are you
standing around idle2 Take those
rleIra4 and throw them in the middle
ttbc VIA
The always polite Mexicans smiled
and id. 81. senior, and the engineer
marched away Then they debated
what be meant and decided he wanted
rho stones thrown on the other side OF
The track They started TO do that
and back came the engineer
para. usfedes hombres. para, Didn't
u-taIas homb7es hear what | said?
Didn't tell uetcdos hombles TO take
thas. Tf=dras and throw them In the
middle Of TIE via7 Why don't you do
what . -aid2'
And ha marched away as Tie poems
said gavaIg. Si senior
Tls had another consultation and
decided Dat what be wanted was 20
have The riedras thrown clear across
the track iu lhc other direction. So
. fhcy he.an. AGAIN. tossing the stones
D back again The cneinecr came rush
inc back. shouting.
+ -Pa-a. para, What IS tie matter
with u.t=das h0mbres2 Do listed g
. Eonfrfs take me for "a fooI-'
Z us PAUSED and. believing 'haf he
1 lad come 10 the enc oI bis speech tha
raa-s bowed l-avoly and said. 81
-sr..
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

pound ID 70 7 J. Do Y
change Of life. Ny
doctor told me it
was good and since
it Ifecl 50
much better that /
can do all nay work
again. / thin X
PiHklIau 5
Com
pound Jhue remedy
for an wouIn's
troubles aud i
never forget 90 tell
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

The Nan vho twisted proverbs and
sold them TO cheap magazines WAS
finally arrested for bis misdemeanors.
They overUowered him and put a
nice new. shiny set Of manacles on
him Did he assert his innocence7 No
Hs glanced at his handouts. and said
with a fs1dish grin. Fine letters
make fine izilbirds."
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
The WEATHER !
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Yesterdays Cairo Temperature
2 midnight. stfeet reOo'" 2
General Conditions.

The day was fair with good breeze
f.om The MOI thea t. The low ten
perature prevailed esterdsy morning
fr I'M TO 9.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

E. -s-z. Hr Gas boy b. gong 20
-a.rfa Fortnight at old Orchard Ehils
tf= r..a IS In fla Mountains
E-t..--fsa- what Gf tt-
EllE--Ch. rc-tir2 only she clsht
t1 t= @ =-l.l- around his finger 70 -
mind Dim Ea lz married
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
PHILOSOPHERS NOTEBOOK.

Tho man Who meets trouble han
was has rre'tr poor companion for
tl1 .-zt rf fLe journey.
eco iH fH- ai rau ere worth is BAD
advice f0 give f0 "a young nan Who is
playing HFl tha stock market
Virtue may Ho Co. own reward. but it
= mot -ee+HIaI as GOOD collateral IN
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
Forecasts For Today.

Cairo and vicinity Fair and warmer.
Illinois: Washington, Jan. 31.-Far
and warmer Monda, Tuesday partly
cloudy.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
Sun and Moon.

fNote: The ABOVE sun and moon
record is for Illinois and approx
mates the record at Cairo Wnhln a
few minutesl
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

why is a girl With fiurI-s arr-ss
laughing inquiries tie Msz--o -
Advertiser. Became she knoas has
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

lie Who never ventures viii never
lfoss the sea
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
.ssaas....s.............sf.
NEWS or THE RIVERS /

The river marked l7.j - q the
Cairo gauge last evening. showing a
fall of 3 of a foot in "a hoursSs
The Beaver went up the OHIO yes
tardav light ~
The ]. H. French brought threa
barges of wood from the lower river
70. the Southern Wood Supply com,
pEny.
Memphis Commercial-Appeal, Sun
day: The steamer II. w. Buttorli,
j. r. Irwin master l., T Mankef
CLERK. after having a thorough over
hauling and making the neoessar!
repairs at Helena Ark. wHfr' leaYs
en- her first trip Monday, Feby>J, fol
New Madrid and all way landings
In future she will leave every Mon
day ami Thursday at p. 10. =
The Fritz has gone to st; Louis
to bring OFT the empties belonging
to the River Coal Co.
The Golden Rod will receive a
new hull at New Orleans ~
An ounce of cure'is worth pound
OF prescriptions, Hs1
All the world isn't stage. Some Of
IL is a work bench. ..t"
Do not take the consequences unless
you are entitled to them.
Do not keep your mouth open when
the microbes are swarming.
The kitchen is about the last place
on earth a girl goes to kill time.
Some people point the finger Of
scorn just to show OF their rings.
1t Is best to practice what you
preach, unless you need the money.
Isn't It remarkable how little the
man who lives on Easy street stays a;
home?
Percy Noodles saws bis credit &.
good anywhere in town except il
places where he isn't known and 4:
known.
II you haven't yet taken your poiitica
pen in hand 10 drop a few lines 90 tn
fublic you NAV Lei have another goo,
chance this var. BIT this is not . Dir
for your prod Dallas News
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
Anothcr Woman Helped.

my frleUQs 3 HdL IL id7 t..'-i' 'l
Mrs. =. HANSON, So Ea-l Long -
Columbus. OHIO.
Another Woman Helped.
CraHitrFifI-. VI 81 was o. -iug
through tfs gI7ureof iifeaul suffered
from Nervousness and other ann ing
SYMPTOMS Lt1f8 O.. Piukh7m s Ne----
table Camurr.l restored my Ee1ithdi'i
strength and proved worth mountains
I'D roiI % me. For Tire sake oi other
s-iTrriu1 women j em Wiling y"l
should publish ms .eiter- - Ai .--
. CutRIr- BARCLAY. RID, bii-lie-
vile. VI ---
Women uhr .-e ~r-iu- through i.-s
critical period or u.n are suffering
frr-a snv Of those I'D -.--ss.lE DDS Is-
. f.rfisr fa their sex sr.a uHt
/ I'd fHa fart that for t'irty years Llli.i
p VfnkIams Vegetable tHmIl.i 70
& which is made fTan roots ana ltl-.
+ f.4s been tf.e stsud ri rrmeLy isr
1 4, male sis. Dr. almost every coI.li.i'i-
rffv vru uI Eul women E-o isr
T f,aeu restored - health hy Lydia r
/ Iinkbarl.s Vegetable CoIQyul4.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

A good laundress washes the shirt
FIRST
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

Isn't II remarkable how little the
man who lives on Easy street stays al
home2
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
NAnosTEN.s ORCHESTRA.

WI accept outoffovn engage
rprIfs: ADDRESS 1of Eighth street
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

1t is best to practice what YOU
preach, unless you need the money.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
II I Can Live.

II can live.
To make some pale face brighter and to
give
A second lnster TO some tear-dimmed eye.
One throb Of comfort 10 an aching heart
Or cheer some wayworn soul in passing
ny5
II I can lend
strong hand TO the fallen. or defend
The right against a single enNious strain,
My life. though bare,
Perhaps, Of much that seemeth dear and
fair
To us u earth, will not have been In
vain.
The purast iov.
Most near 20 heaven. far from earth's
Is bidding cloud give way TO sun and
shine.
And twill be well
n on that dav q DAYS tho angels toll
OF me-. she did her best for one OF Thine.
Helen Hunt Jackson.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

Percy Noodles saws bis credit IS
good anywhere in town except in
places where he isn't known and is
known.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

Some people point the finger OF
scorn just to show of their rings.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

you haven't yet taken your political
pen in hand 10 drop few lines 90 the
ublic you maY Lei have another good
chance this yeAr. BIT this is not bid
for your proddct.--Dallss News.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

Plies oAnno, enter closed mouth
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01
MEXICAN PROVERBS.

There IL no gain without pain.
Behind the cross T. The devil
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

Do not take the consequences unless
you are entitled to them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

De not keep your mouth open when
the microbes are swarming.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-02-01

The kitchen is about the last place
on earth a girl goes to kill time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

ed toward the question by the suicidal
wave which seemed to pass over the
city about one year ago. At this
time there were three suicides OF the
most prominent citizens of Richmond
and self destruction threatened to be-
come a popular method for release
from misery, suffering and despon-
dency. -.>... ...
- The matter was made the subject OF
sermons and newspaper comment.
Recently there has been one death
and one attempted suicide. both by
the carbolic acid route.
It is believed by the Rev. Hunting
ton that another spasmodic wave OF
suicide is about to break out in this
city and it is with this in view that
he advises respondents to visit minis
tiers in order that their grim determi-
nation might be altered. The Rev.
gret that he did not publicly give such
advice some time ago.
In discussing the cause Of suicide,
DR.. Huntington said that people be-
came Respondent for various reasons,
and the burden bore SO heavily on their
minds that death appeared to them to
be pleasure. Dependency is chiefly
due to sin, according to the minister.
Where to Secure Help.
People in such condition are in need
of spiritua help. according to him, and
he believes that the most logical way
for them to receive this aid is to un-
burden themselves to the minister OF
their church, Or in event they are not
members of church, to visit any min
ister. I'VE will be glad to confer
with an yone who feels death would be
a relief. Our advice will be to try
and be cheerful in face of trouble and
accept Christ, for only by these two
methods will one be able to overcome
these periods of .melancholia, which
nearly everyone experiences, but to
which only the weakest succumb. Con-
ferences between ministers and de-
spondents will be strictly confidential"
stated Rev. Huntington. .-.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
If You Do, the Rev. David C..
Huntington Advises That
You Immediately Consult
Some Minister. ..~* s,,. -
/, TO DELIVER SERMONS 49,. -. :.
ON VITAL QUESTION
He Thinks That Proper Spir-
ituaI Advice viii, Be Suffi-
cient to Save Unfortunates
!. From Death. i .~.' .~~. -e.

II you are respondent and consid.
er suicide as an easy means to gain
relief, you should consult with the
pastor of your church, or indeed with
any minister, before wilfully commit
ing self-destruction.
This was the suggestion made by
the Rev. David c. Huntington. rector
of st. Paul's Episcopal church, last
evening in an interview. 81 He also
stated that the subject OF necessity for
some dractic measures to be pursued
in an effort to check suicide, would be
considered by him in a series of ser
mons. to be prepared and delivered
after the holidays. ..'- '--
Subject Was Considered.
The subject has been considered by
the Ministerial Association and will
again be up for discussion. The as
sociation's attention was first direct
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
Heot Her Promise,

"BiIly. dear" said his young wife
coaxingiy. tell me the password Of
your lodge"
But l pledged myself never to dis
close that. Bella
You're not disclosing it when you
give it to me. You know we have no
secrets from each other"
IF l tell you what il is. dear. will
you promise sacredly never to repeat
1t to a living SOUR
-Yes. 1 promise"
We'll. here it is-Chattyb iddy bee
hittybiddy bipara parag oola garitherow-
kaspeckiy bexlybim-"
True to her word. the young wife
never repeated it to anybody.-Chica-
60 Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
||NO|CT HIGHER Up
(American News Service)

IAmerIcdn NcWS SerVICeJ
New York, Dec. 1S.-One OF the men
higher up in the sugar trust has been
indicted by the federal grand jury here
according to information received this
afternoon. 1t is said he will be arrest
ed within the next "a hours. The in
formation was later verified by Col
1ector of the Port, VIM Loeb, Jr., who
is now at the capitol
1t was stated this afternoon that one
of the officials of the trust already un-
der indictment had announced his de-
termination to confess. This it was
believed would result in the successful
prosecution of all the sugar trust men
not directly connected with the under
weights.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
ISSUES A NEW BOOK
Former Richmond Young Man,
W. H. Lough, Jr., Is the
Author of Volume.
is SON OF MAJOR LOUGH

Corporation Finance is the title
of new book by William H. Tough
Jr.. formerly of Richmond and a son
of Major Lough. He is now professor
of finance and transportation in tbs
New York University and his contribu
ton is the fourth volume of a series
entitled Modern Business
The book deals with all the phases o!
the financial aspect of corporations
and is designed for the use of brokers
lawyers, bankers. accountants and bus
mess men in general The rise of the
corporate firm in the last twenty years
has been SO rapid that the few compre.
rapidly outgrown.
There is a great demand for infor
nation along this line and law book
and financial publishers have been
forced to apologize to their customers
for the lack of books along this line
Mr.. Lough's contribution becomes all
the more interesting and authoritative
when it is known that D. G. Reid Of
fered him great assistance and coop
Grafton in his work. The way ii
which the illustrations from the great
corporations Of today are handled in
dicates much special knowledge has
been consulted
All the phases Of corporate develop
ment and practical methods of over
coming unusual problems are brought
into play. The book has been favor
ably reviewed By several we'll known
authorities and is generally well spo-
ken Of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

The word zero" is from the Span-
ish and means empty" hence nothing.
II was first used for a Thermometer in
1I95 by Prussian named Fahrenheit.
By experimenting with snow and salt
Fahrenheit found that he could pro-
duce 4 degree Of cold equal to that OF
the coolest winter day. 1t happened
that the day on which he made his
final experiment was the coolest that
anybody could remember. and. struck
with the coincidence of his scientific
discovery. he hastily concluded that he
had found the lowest degree Of tenn
perature- either natural or artificial.
He called the degree zero" and cor.
struc1ed a thermometer graduating up
from zero TO boiling point. which he
marked 90 and the freezing point 30.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
HAD TO RIDE GOAT

The Ladies of the Eastern Star held
an interesting meeting in their club
rooms in the Masonic temple last ev-
ening. Four candidates were initial
ed, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Penny, Miss
Julia Taylor and Mrs. George J. Knoll
lenberg. Light refreshments were
served after the business was dispos-
ed Of and the remainder of the even
ing was spent in a social manner
The installation of officers elected
earlier in the month will take place
at the next meeting OF the club IL
January.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
WILL SPEAK TODAY

President Spanron and Supreme
Secretary Singer of the Young Mems
Institute at indianapolis will address
the members of the Young Mems In
stitute at the St. Andrews school hall
this afternoon at ) O'Clock. The ad-
dresses will be for the purpose of
creating more interest in the institute
and eventually forming a union be-
tween the councils Of the ST. Mary's
and st. Andrews churches.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

An interesting development of the
use of flowers for food is recorded in
the daily papers. says the London
Globe. The use Of the candied petals
of the violet as sweetmeat has long
been known. but the practice is now
arising of preserving flowers whole.
You may now buy bunch. say of vio-
lets. for your buttonhole. and after
ward eat them. AS a matter Of fact.
number of flowers are habitually
eaten. Cloves. capers. caulifiowers
and artichokes are all flowers, or
parts OF flowers, before the blossoms
have expanded.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
ALMOST BURN TOWN


Vincennes. Ind. Dec. IS Fire
damaged the business section of Bick-
nell. this county. today. to the extent
OF probably 100000. A big twostory
brick building, including a grocery.
restaurant. several offices and the
telephone exchange were burned To
the ground A big clothing store and
shoe store were damaged. vincennes
was asked for aid but could not send
II.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
M'MAlLY DIED HARD


Pittsburg. Dec. 1s.-John McNaliy,
aged IS. a rigger on the 25-story Oil
yer Building, fell from a beam over
the elevator shaft to the ground, q
distance of 412 feet today. and strange
to say. lived a few hours. Both legs
and arms were broken and his skull
was fractured
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
IS A NOBLE YOUTH
,Ainerfcan News Seryiec)

Boston. Dec. 1s.-James Martin
Gray. Chicago lawyer, came to
Brookline yesterday to say goodbye
TO Miss Florence Ryder. his fiance.
before starting on an European trip.
When the time to say farewell came
his heart failed him and he went to
the town hall, got license and he
and Miss Ryder were married.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
Once . Deer Paddock In Yonker..

i. In the early days of the Philipse
Manor House at Yonkers. n. Y. a deer
paddock was maintained in the rear
Of the mansion. Sometimes they would
escape and swim the Hudson river.
disappearing in what is now New Jer-
sey.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
Immense Electrical Plants,

The two, Waterside stations Of the
New York Edison Company. in First
avenue. between Thirty eighth and
Thirty-ninth streets, New York City.
are said to make. together. the largest
electric light and power plant in the
world. capable of supplying SOC. 900
horsepower of electrical installation
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

but late in the evening It was announc-
ed that the patient" had failed to ma
, terialize.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

Soldiers in the Russian army are 10
carry compasses with luminous nee
dies
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

There's nothing Ike bread made from
Gold Medal Flour. DxBo1A1
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

SARAH EIIZAsr1H:
Those mullins YOU liked 30 well were
made from Gold Medal Flour. LIE
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19

ANNABKI:
Use Cold Medal Flour for your pastry
GERaLDISE
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-19
Sells NoInferior
Grades

Every item must have merit
or we refuse to handle it and
satisfaction guaranteed OF your
money refunded.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-08-19
BIDS WANTED BRIDGES.

Sealed proposals will be received
by the board Of county commission,
ers of Emmons county. N. D., until
! p. m. August 25. 1909, for the con-
struction Of steel bridge across the
south fork of Long Lake creek be-
tween Sections 8 and II, Township
1875, Range IS, nine feet above low
water. Said bridge to be a steel
span 80 feet long, two panel, low
truss, 5 feet high, l6 feet, roadway !:
foundation 5-s inch steel piles "a
feet long. with concrete backing II
inches thick, with 10 feet wings;
loists lines steel. s inches deep
e. | and . channel); railing 3 lines
steel angle = and 2 inches; floor :
inch pine or fir; wheel-guard q and
6 inches.
Mark all bids Proposal for
Bridge"
The board reserves the right tc
reject any and all bids.
Linton, N. D., July 20, 1909.
j. G, PITTS.
County Auditor.