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The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
Way Editors Are Liars.

Ez sjethfown Hews:-Did you ever
cad wedding notice that departed
much f,om he following: Miss Esti
NJ abel Good and Mr.. Ster,irg Worth
we're married asst evening at hon Of
he brides parents, Mr.. and MIS- Sw. I. j..
On Prosperity avenue, Rev. Mr.. Big
Fee officiating Or did you ever read
OF school entertainment wi ere the
exercise did not reflect credit on the
teacher" ora soci n gathering that was
act a "most enjoyable event" or of a
rel headed GIL whose "subuIn tresses
were nos much admired, or fun sral
where the deceased was not the en-
bodiment of-al, virtues and where the
bereayed relatives did not have the
svmpa by OF The entire community?
asks the Mayfield Mirror. No, AID
you never will so long as you will insist
OF tearing the printer mans eyes out
or wreck bis (, flee or stopping your
paper every time he tells the Truth
about yo.. You don't want lie truth.
unless it is something bad about your
neIghbor and then you are mighty
pleased and come around and tell the
ed or" That was hot shot you gave old
Brown, served him right, too, But if
you stop 10 notice you will remember
that you never tod the writer suth
thing when anybody else could hear
you. Yol were afraid to, weren't you?
Aud you don't want the truth. 1t is
an item OF news when your child fails
to pass an examination in school, just
as mucn as when he succeeds in pass
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
Theology a la Billy Sunday.

Here is story OF DAVID and &C.
Hath as it issaid TO have been recently
told by the Rev. Billy Sunday. with
appropriate gestures, to rapt con-
gregation of 5000:
"And so David's pa comes up to him
where he was working in the field and
says; Dave, better go up to the
house. Your mas anxious about the
other boys fighting in the army,
hasn't head from them by phone or
anything, ard she'd like you should
look them up So Dave hops on a
trolly and hikes TO the front, and
stays there with his brothers over
night.
lin the morning Old Goliath comes
out in front OF the Phillistines and
dares the Israelites TO fight him.
Who's that big stiff making all
that big talk out there asks David.
why, that's the head cheese,
the big noise, says his brothers.
" by don't some one soak him
one?' ask Dave.
We've all got cold feet, says the
Israelites
You fellows make me tired, says
Dave, and he pixies out to the brook,
gets four pebbles in his shepherds
sack, slams one at Goliath and soaks
hims in the COCO between the lamps.
Goliath goes TO the mat. takes the
count, and Dave pokos him in the
Stats, chops off his block. and the
whole Philistines garg skidooed."
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
Officially Five individuals.

Washington special to the Courier
journal says: This man is officially
five individuals" solemnly declared
the Controller OF the Treasury in a
decision just rendered. whereupon
down in Kentucky, U. S. Circuit
Court Clork-or rather five Circuit
Court Clerks, all in one-Ioses mileage
allowance. But he gets the salaries
and allowances of all the five officers.
The case is that of Joseph Finnell,
CLERK OF the U. 5. Circuit Court at
London, Richmond Cat ettsburg,
jackson and Covington, Ky. In the
Finnell case the Attorney General APP
pealed from the action of the Audit, T
and asked disallowance of the mileage
il the Controller agreed that it was
improperly charged. Inc auditor 10
now reversed. MIR. Finnell admitted
that if he was separate and iLde-
pendent Clerk at each point of hold
ing court" he was not entitled mile
age, but in that event claimed max
mum emolumeDts from each court
indepe dent of any other court
There IS remarkable exception to
the general law and practice govern
ing Federal Court Clerks in the laws
construction and practice as to the
appointment of United States Courts
In Kentucky. when is Clerk
some Clerks?n is decided in Mr.. Fin
nelrs favor ani his appointment to
all five iii -es, contrary TO the prac-
lices elsewhere is upheld as valid.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10

ing. But Lord how mad you get if the
editor mentioned it. Your daughters
chasing alter he oiled haired dry goods
machinist is notorious town talk in
fact, but when the wedding notice APP
pears you don't want the paper man to
give notice something like this:
after several IN lnth5 OF hlrd work,
Miss App Aren't Fraud has succeeded
in landing that young rake Mr.. o. Lee
Tolgh ~h) is hussling dry goods for
Jones. Toe Lord knows she has angl-
I'd long enough for beau, and the
whole town reioices that she has at last
succeeded in landing smoker" Now
sou don't want that. Ii it is so, even if
you are good christian. you self, you
want the poor jDurnalist TO ! isk his inn
Mortal soul and lie about your dsugh-
ser Want him to go to Ia Ill vigorously,
lon't you? And when you get job
sfIer asiicg every man in town you
want us to say you accepted a posi-
ION Aud when you get fired you
want US TO ge NJ IN cur lind legs
md say You have resigned your re-
possible place." No, the LindboTg
News is ex tctly right and tie poor
3iitor cannot hope TO have any great
epu alton for truth snd yeracity so
long as you insist on lis being con-
faut liar alb nut your own petty, little
{ ,ntemPtible affairs. And when that
,ort OF a husband dies, all we can pos
sble say lie: "he had his faults" when
IS matter of fact TIE morality OF the
town goes up A. per cei,t at his demise.
And when your poor, hard working
vile goes 10 miles out in the country
for the first time in Is years, you don't
want NJ to cali attention to the fact you
have been bru ESQ long. Oh no, You
don't want the truth. Did not you
know it betOrt?
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10

All efforts have failed to find bet
ter remedy for coughs, colds and lung
trouble than Foley's Honey and Tar.
It stops the cough, heals the lungs
and prevents serious results from a
cold. J. N Patterson, Nashua, Iowa,
writes: "Last winter had a bad
cold on my lungs and tried at
least half dozen advertised cough
medicines and had treatment from
two physicians without getting any
benefit. A friend recommended Fc-
ley's Honey and Tar and two-thirds
of bottle cured me. | consider it
the greatest cough and lung medicine
in the world" Sold by Stockton and
Son. LIN
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
AHair,s Rreadth Escape.

Do you know that every time you
have cough or cold and let it run on
thinking it will just cure itself you
are inviting pneumonia, consumption
or some other pulmonary trouble?
Don't risk it. Put your lungs back
in perfect health and stop that cough
with Billiards. IIorehound Syrup
Plice 25c, SOC and 81. per bottle. Sold
by Perry & Thomas. n-lm
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
A Card.

This is TO certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your money
if Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold. 1t stops the
cough, heals the lungs and prevents
serious results from a cold. Cures
coughs and prevents pneumonia and
consumption. Contsins no opiates.
The genuine is in yellow package.
Refuse substitutes Sold by Stockton
and Son. MIN
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
IT'S A Crime

to neglect your health. The worst
neglect that yo1 can be guilty of is
to allow constipation, billiousness or
any liver or bowel trouble to continue.
1t is poisoning your entire system
and may lead to a serious chronic
disease. Take Billiards. Herbinc and
get absolutely well. The sure cure
for any and all troubles of the
stomach, liver and bowels. Sold by
Perry & Thomas. MIN
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10

Generally debilitated for years.
Had sick headache. lacked ambition.
was WORKOUT and all run down Bur-
dock Blood Bitters made me well
womsu.-Mrs. Chas Freitoy, Moosup,
Conn
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
For Sale.

A fine Illinois stock anil grain farm,
200 acres. Good house, barn. feDces
and wind mill Only 500 per acre.
For description write Geo. w Threl-
keld. Mt Vernon, Ills. r27-2r
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
Old C. u. Boy Elected.

Ri;e Huffakes, who is remembered
here as an old Central University grad
uate, was elected to The next legisla-
ture in Louisville last Tuesday. His
friends here are glad to hear OF success
and they will watch with interest his
carper
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
For Sale.

Livery outfit; best stand in Rich
mond, with established business Cor
ner Third & Water SITS.
60 ct w. 7. Griggs.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
For Sale

Privately two store houses. one &C.
cupied by Taylor & Oldham Hardware,
the other known as the Racket Store.
both on Nam ST. j +. GreSnleaf,
If Executor.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10

Don't think that piles can't be
cured. Thousands of obstinate cases
lave been cured by Doan's Ointment.
SOC. at any drug store.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-11-10
What we
sell

We sell LADIES' getting
$3.50 and $15O0fo
sro$
others $4,000 $4,000
cares showing the $3.50 to $3.50
We beautiful Black for
1907 also complete line misses chIdns Coaks
Workmanship, al prices from $500 to $1,000
patterns
havev rshovn,5 and $1.00
We sell Hats and Caps all prices from 25c to $3.50
We tell "Dutenhoert Shoes for ades--none
w sell Buster Blue Ribbon Shoes for children
We Tilt boys You pay
a better shoe
sell Hosiery,
everything van o from head foot
Wesaveyou money on zach purchase Respt
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
FEW KNOW THIS.
Shake the Ingredients Well in the
Bottle and Take Teaspoonful
Dose After Meals.

Few people here know that you can
cure that dread American disease, Rheu-
matism, with just common, everyday
drugs found in any drug store. The
prescription is so simple that any one can
prepare it at home at small cost 1t is
made up as folows Get from any good
prescription pharmacy Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce; Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla, three ounces. Mix by shak-
ing in bottle and take in teaspoonful
doses after each meal and at bedtime
These are all simple ingredients, making
an absolutely harmless home remedy at
little cost.
Rheumatism, as every one knows, is a
symptom of deranged kidneys. 1t is a
condition produced by the failure of the
kidneys to properly filter or strain from
the blood the uric acid and other matter,
which, if not eradicated either in the
urine or through the skin pores, remains
in the biz cd, decomposes and forms
about the joints and muscles, causing the
untold suffering and deformity of rheu.
matism.
This prescription is said to be a splen-
did healing, cleansing and invigorating
tonic to the kidneys, and gives almost
immediate relief in all forms of bladder
and urinary troubles and backache.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
WARMLY WELCOMED
Battleships Missouri and New Jersey
Tie Up at the Hub

Boston. March 3.-The battle
ships Missouri and New Jersey, home
from their cruise around the world
came up to the Charlestown navy yard
this morning on the flood tide
The smoke of the thirteen guns for
Rear Admiral Swift of the navy yard
hardly cleared from the cannons'
mouths of the batttleships before the
yard sent its echoing salute, so
eager were the marines to express
their pleasure at the return of the
globe CirclerS.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Sour
Stomach

No appetite, loss OF strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
general debility. sour risings, and catafrh
OF the stomach are all due to indigestion.
kodol relieves ind gestion. THIS new discov
cry represents the natural juices Of diees
don as they exist in a healthy stomach
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. kodol fol-
dyspepsia does not only relieve indigestion
and dyspepsia. but this famous remedy
helps all stomach troubles by cleansing
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach
Mr.. S S. Ball. Of Ravenswood W. Va, says
was troubled with sour seemach for twent, years
kodol cured me and now using II In mill
for baby"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only Relieves INDIGESTION sour stomach
belching OF sas. etc
Prepared by e. o. DEWITT q co.. oHIoAoo
Sold by w. a. Sheldon. Middlebury; soutt
Side Drug Store. Bristol.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Billion Dollar Congress outcIassed

Washington, March 1.-The ap-
preparations for the sessions of con-
gress which will end this week will
probably be the largest on record,
even exceeding the 81 ,00S, 900. 900
provided for at the first session. AS
only one of the fifteen general appro-
piration bills of this session has been
sent to the president for his sigma
ture, an accurate statement of the
amount to be appropriated is impos-
sible
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
MAXIMUM FINE OF $4,000
Motion of Defense In Standard Oil
Case Sustained by Court

Chicago, March 3.-Judge Ander-
son, in the retrial of the Standard
Oil Company of Indiana, formally
sustained the motion of the defense
that the government proceed to trial
on the theory that there were only
thirtynine alleged offenses, each rep
resenting a settlement for shipment.
This will make the maximum fine
If the defendant is convicted, 1920, =
900
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05


Miss Ninette Porter, Braintree, YER
mont, writes: 81 have been cured by
Peruna.
~ had several hemorrhages of the
lungs. The doctors did not help me
much and would never have cured me.
81 saw testimonial in a Peruna
almanac of a case similar to mine, and
/ commenced using it. I wrote to DR..
Hartman for advice. He kindly gave
me free advice.
81 was not able to wait on myself
when 1 began using it. l gained very
slowly at first, but L could see that it
was helping me.
after l had taken it while I COM
menced to raise up stringy, sticky,
substance from my lungs. This grew
less and less in quantity as l continued
the treatment.
81 grew more f1eshy than l had been
for long time, and now l call myself
we'll"
A Bad Cough.
Mrs. Emma Martin, Odessa, Mo-,
writes: 81 cannot thank you enough
for curing me.
For two years I doctored my cough,
which cost me many dollars, but still I
seemed to get worse. My cough was 80
bad could not sleep.
"Finally purchased bottle of Pc
runa. After the use of six bottles l feel
that am cured"
People who object to liquid medicines
can now secure Peruna tablets.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
DR.. KENNEDY'S
EAv0RITE
REMEDY

A remedy backed by over 81 years of
remarkable success Used in thousands of
homes. Pleasant to take - powerful to
heal. Stops that backache, clears up the
urine, relieves frequent urination, stops the
scalding pain cures constipation and dys-
pepsia. .N~
Remember The nameisA Qaeid Ken
nedy's Fooorite RemedN price 500 &c for
5000 and prepared ut Rond9ut ~. /.
Free Sample bottles at the drug store
of H. B. Dutton Co. ~
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Determined to Kill Herself

ST. Louis, March 1.-The ninth at
tempt of Mrs. Elizabeth Lowery to
end her life was successful. She
drank carbolic acid because of de-
spondency. In the last three years
she drank poisons six times. used a
razor once and tried to hang herself
twice
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Queen LII Calls on Roosevelt

Washington, March 3.-Former
Queen Liliuokalani of Hawaii was
among those who paid farewell call
Of respect upon President Roosevelt
Tuesday. She gave to the president
new book written by her, entitled
Hawaii, by Hawaii's Queen"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Aued Couple Killed

Bethel, Me-, March 2.-Mr. and
Mrs. Peter Wheeler were killed
while passing over Smith Crossing,
which is known as a blind crossing
by a passenger train. They were
about 20 years old. Both were dead
when picked up by the train crew.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
A stenosrapher's WindfaII

Lansing, Mich. March 3.-Miss
lone Rickerd, stenographer, is re-
ported to have established a claim to a
Sc, 900, 900 share of a s44 900, 900 es-
tate in Scotland and Canada which
was left by a great uncle.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Drowned Dead ON Street

Bellows Falls, Vt, March g.
Frank H. Brown of Wellesley, Mass. >,
aged IS, collector for Massachusetts
paper mills and formerly editor of the
Bellows Falls Times. dropped dead in
the street here. He was heavy
property owner In this city.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
A Place For Miss Haaner

Washington, March Miss Belle
Hagner, who for years has been
Mrs. Roosevelt's social secretary, has
Esen transferred to position in the
bureau of trade relations of the state
department.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
WOMAN AS GOVERNOR
Mrs. Shelton Holds the Rens of Office
In Oregon

~ O'CSOH
Salem, Ore, March "A woman
is acting as governor pro TEN of Ore
gon. She is Mrs. G. b. Shelton, who
was formerly Governor Chamberlain
private secretary.
Heretofore, in the absence of Ore
CONS chief executive, his secretary
whether male or female, has been
recognized as acting governor
Governor Chamberlain is now in
Washington, where he is to be in
stalled as United States senator from
Oregon. When he started for the
capital, three days ago, he took no
formal steps to relinquish his tenure
Of office, and therefore Mrs. Shelton
legally and naturally succeeded him X.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Thousands Of
SAMPLES FREE

Write to the Dr. David Kennedys Sons
Rondout, N. Y, for free descriptive
pamphlet, containing much helpful medical
advice, and a free sample bottle of that
great Kidney, Liver and Blood medicine,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
Coinage For February

Washington, March z.-The
monthly statement of coinage at Unit
ed States minis shows that for Febru-
airy, 1909, the total coinage was 80,
SIT 900.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05
State Wide Prohibition

Little Rock. March 2.-The Gam
bill, providing for statutory state
wide prohibition, passed the house by
a vote of SO to 81.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05

Success depends as much upon the use
Of our off working time as it does upon
our hours Of labor.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-03-05

tt Is covered by the Parker order
for probing of the transportation
quarantining, inspection and sale of
the meat of tuberculosis cows. If
that order is passed the people of the
state will be given an opportunity to
know just how very important part
of its food supply is being admins
tered.
New-York tribune., 1909-04-24
FIN IND ROUGH RIDING.
Horses Race in OueraIls and Men
Do CjrcuS "StuntS.

There was plenty OF fun aud not 4 niue eA'l'e
,nert st the final meeting of the MhitaI2 ie F'oue
r2dine Club held last night at -he Duriahd fuiiis
ACADEMY The programme opened win d IIiuS'o
ride in command Of Lieutenant Frank ii. llnee
and he put the squad through series Oh 'lo
manoeuyres, including spirals and thFeaulnS ''''
needle. 4,,,. y
The novelty race produced much InerIIi'e,' -
We won nv w =. KnCef, as he was tue oiAE oiO
or the contestants who was able TO comply VIZ
the rules which required the riders TO compose
the course twice standing and twice tachs 'te
roar The overall and sunboj:net race was won %
Il +, Jaeckel and his horse presented d Flul0u'o9
annearance trottng serenely up to the starter WHO
v,as Lieutenant Frank II. Hines. dressed IN over
sus and sunbonnet. II. l. McCreedy anu r -
Stevens started in the race, but their mounts W
5ac,ed streuuously TO donniEg the wearing appa'0i
og their riders and they were unable to hnlsh
The rough riding which followed was the feature
~ rbe evening and furnished plenty OF thrhls. II
i,cIpded mounting single and double, kneelns,
standing and Roman riding with teams or Two anu
three horses. and the performed ike stars III
a circus INT
Otber numbers on the programme were 4 ''ioU'i'
81 wrestling match between the first ana Seco''0
uIatoons. a mounted tug oi war. an oostace race
and a game OF pushpal
New-York tribune., 1909-04-24
READY FOR THE BUGLE ATHLETES ON THE MARK
Hundreds Gather for Big Relay
Races at Philadelphia.

PHILADELPHIA April 23-With hundreds OF school
and college athletes here from north, south east
and west for fifteenth annual relay races or the
University OF PENNSYLVANIA at Franklin Field TO-
morrow, this city may he said TO be the athletic
centre OF the United States tonight. Never before
has interest in big and field meeting been
so widespread and thousands Will crowd the stands
IL the sun shines. The outlook tonight is rather
dubious. and with clear skies the track is
likely to be slow, which viii be against any record
breaking performance
Most OF the leading colleges and universities in
the country have made entries not only for the
various relay but also for the special indi-
viduaI events. and the games should furnish good
line for the intercollegiate championships later IN
the
Chief interest, perhaps. centres IN the relay race
FOR the one-rne championship. with teams from
Harvard, Dartmouth, Pennsylvania and Wesleyan
representing the East and teams from Chicago,
Michigan. Wisconsin and Illinois representing tho
West. The two and four mile relay championships
promise equally well however. Yale and Prince
ton likely fight out bitter struggle In the
former while Pennsylvania and Michigan can be
counted TO furnish stirring In the latter.
In addition to the championship relays and spe-
cial events, class relay for schools and col
leges will be run OF The games will begin at 90
o'clock. when the grammar school teams viii take
the field. The paroch!al high school and prep
school races will follow in order. and then follow
the for college teams. The relay champion
ship will be oE between 4:3o and $50 o'clock
While the relays being held the special events
will take place within the oval. that a continu-
performance VIII keep The crowd interested
every minute
New-York tribune., 1909-04-24
HE STANDING OF THE PLAYERS.
Highest Rest

{. F. Conkln. of Chicago, his first defeat in
the amateur billiard championship tournament at
the Liederkranz Club last night at the hands Of
Joseph Mayer, OF Philadelphia. The final score was
400 10 S.S.
In many respects the game will go down one
OF the most interesting herea Bouts in many
a day. Besides the closeness in the final stages
Mayer came in for additional glory by establishing
new high for the tournament Of Sc.
After Mayer had received & lead of 100 points. il
looked like a forlone hope for his Western rival,
consequently when Conklin did finally draw level
and actually forge fifteen points ahead. with vic
tory almost within his grasp. the tension became
intense. Mayer won because for the first time dur
ing the tournament he played close billiards. and
restrained himself from the succession of open
table shots noticeable in the earlier games j.
Ferdinand Poggenberg declared Mayors work Won
derfu times
When Mayer stepped the table in the ninth
inning his total stood 81 10 the others 60 1t did
not take the Philadelphia long get the globes
together at the foot of the table. wheTeupon ses-
sion OF close billiards ensued- Seldom did he allow
the balls TO get away, but when he did have to
make drive he always managed to get the balls
back in close company. After establishing new
high Of IS. Mayer missed short draw.
That raised Mayer's total TO i4s, and his admirers