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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25

Notice i hereby given that a tax
warrant IN the amount OF Sif.o6 has
been issued against lot No. sS, block
No. "a. OF the city OF Chickasha, to pay
for The construction OF sidewalk upon
Choctaw avenue adjacent to said lot
and has heen filed with the city clerk
Ii at the expiration OF this notice the
amount named IN said warrant, with
fees Of the clerk and cost Of puolica'
ton, shall not be paid said fees and
costs and penalty OF twenty-five per
cent shall be added to said tax warrant
ana made q part OF the original as
sessment. sad the same shall be certi'
fled 10 the county clerk aud he eN-
tended npon the tax rolls and collected
In the same manner and at the same
time as taxes for general purposes
are extended and collected
This 2Srd day Of May, 1908.
Joe Dews,
E.ss.SOt City Clerk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25

amount named In said warrant, with
fees Of the clerk and cost Of puolica,
tion, shall not be paid, said fees and
costs aud penalty of twenty-five per
cent shall be added 10 said tax warrant
and made part of the original as.
sessment. and the same shall pe ceru'
fied TO the county clerk and be ex-
tended upon the tax rolls and collected
IN the same manner and at the same
time as taxes for general purposes
are extended and collected.
This 29rd day Of May, 1909.
Joe Dews,
b.9b.S0t City Clerk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25
fFSrst Published May 25, ls0sl
NOTICE..

Notice is hereby given thsi tax
warrant in the auount Of Sis.6s has
heen issued against lot No. =, oloeS
30. S4. o. lie City of ChickashA. e pay
for me construction q sidewalk upon
fhccsw avenue adjacent % said lot
ana has been filed with Tho city CLERK
If al the expiration az this nouce ne
.r,oart named II said warrant, WITH
tees az he clerk snds cost Of paoiioa-
non. shan uos he paid. saad ices Ana
costs ana 3 penalty Of twenty-iire PEI
cent shsll BE added = said tax warrant
ana msss q psTt q tie original as
sessment. ara tae sane shan be eertl'
Tes ia he county clsTk and be ex'
tended mon TIE tax rolls and collected
In the same manner and a. me same
time as taxes for general purposes
ars extended ana ooiiected
This 9sra ear q May. 1888
joe r'ews
sss-sM CITY CLERK.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25
(First Published May 26, 1907
NOTtCE

Notice is hereby given that tax
warrant In the amount o. SS7.2S mas
been issued against lot No. 20, BLOCK
No. "A, OF the city OF Chickasha, 10 pay
for the construction Of sidewalk upon
Kansas avenue adjacent to SAID lo'
and has been flied with the city CLERK
II at the expiration Of this notice tne
amount named in said warrant, Win
fees Of the clerk and cost of publlca
ton, shall not be paid, said fees anu
costs and a penalty Of twenty-five pei
cent shall be added to said tax warran
and made a part OF the original az
sessment. and the same shall be ceru
fled to the county clerk and be eA
tended upon the tax rolls and COLLECTED
in the same manner and at the SAM
time as taxes for general purpose
are extended and collected.
This 2Srd day Of May. lsVs-
Joe Dews.
s05-eot City Clerk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25


Notice lS hereby giyen that tax
warrant in the amount OF Sls.6S has
been issued against lot No. 70, block
No. "a. OF the city Of Chiokasha, % pay
for the construction Of sidewalk npon
choctaw avenue adjacent 10 said ioS
ana has been filed with the city clerk.
n al the expiration Of this notice the
amount named in said warrant, win
fees az the clerk and cost OF puhlca-
ion. shall not be paid, said ices ana
costs ana q penalty o. twenty-five per
cent shall be added 70 said tax warrant
ana made part of the original as
Sessment. ana the same shall be ceru'
red 10 the county clerk and be ex.
,enaed upon the tax rolls and collected
in the same manner and at the same
lime as taxes for general purposes
are extended and collected.
This ssrd day Of May 1908.
Joe Dews.
o. "a. City Clerk
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25

fwsrst Published May eS, 1900
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that a tax
warrant in The amount Of Sls.e6 has
been issued against lot No. =, block
No sl. Of the city OF Chiokasha. to pay
for the construction Of sidewalk upon
Chocsaw avenue adjacent % said iot
ana has been filed with the city clerk.
II at the expiration Of this notice the
amount named in said warrant, with
fees of he clerk and cost Of puhlioa,
ton. shall not be paid, said fees and
costs ana a penalty Of twenty-five per
cent shall be added 20 said tax warrant
ana made a part OF the orisinal as
sessment. ana the same shall be certt
fled 70 the county clerk and be ex'
tended upon the tax rolls and collected
IN the same manner and az the same
ppe as taxes for general purposes
are extended and collected
THIS 1Srd day o. Aay, lsVs
Joe NeNS,
s.ss.SDf City Clerk
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25
tFirst Published May IS, ls0sl
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that tax
warrant in the amount Of Sl7262 has
been issued against lot NO. !, block
No 40. Of the city Of Chickasha, 20 pay
for the construction Of sidewalk upon
Fourth street adjacent TO said lot and
has been filed with the city clerk
II at the expiration Of this notice the
amount named in said warrant win
fees OF the clerk and cost Of pnolica-
lion. shan not be paid, said fees and
costs and 4 penalty Of TWENTY-FIVE pel
cent shall be added 10 said tax Warrant
ana made a part Of the original as
sessment, and the same shall be certl
fied 10 the county clerk and be ex
tended upon the tax rolls and collected
IN the same manner and at the same
time as taxes Tor general purposes
are extended aud collected.
This sSrd day Of May. 1909.
Joe Dews,
s.ss.Sot City Clerk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25


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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25

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Nasx&nt ~ the sMssaNt u StSl> eas
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81 ne tonstsaeea q stSeesiS anon
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sna las t.osa laea 0sgA re cs,2 S.elS.
4 al tte expiration ef tAis notses tee
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sees 81 tns CLERK saa cost e YNalics-
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costs ANA s penalty s. s~ea9-+aNs ass
sent sha'. 1,a sasea q sAsd aN 0Ayrani
Ana rsaae 4 par e sAe e,1slnSA as
saSsmsnt ana sas SSxas sA4l - ceres
ses to she ooar9 e3ssk srd - sN
ses apoa &Ae 9ax ISIS and colectes
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25
First Published Nay 25. lsQs2
NOTICE

NJ ~ -
Notice is hereby given THAI tax
warrant in the amount Of sass has
Neen issued against lot No. !. block
No. IFS. a. sAe city ot ChioSssAa. = pay
for the construction o. sidewalk anon
Choc aw avenue adjacent 70 said lot
ana has been filed with tAs cry cierS.
III Al TIE expiration 81 this notice the
amount named in said warrant Win
ICES a. the clerk Snd cost q pnoiica.
tsan. shan not oe paid said lees ana
csat shan BE added io ssid tx warrant
ana nsae a part q the oEisinal as
sessaeaf. aud TIE same shah = certi'
fea i ne county clerk and = ex.
tended 0pon the TAX rolls and collected
"a The sane manner and q he sans
tine as taxes for gensrsi purposes
are extended ana collected
ms Ssrd day a Nay. ISIS.
Joe nsws.
- sas CIV Clerk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25
frsnSt Published Nay :. 1859
NO~srE


Nosses is hereby gwen sAat tax
warrant II ire amonnt q sssss n@s
beer issued against los Ne. = aloek
No. us 81 The city az C'h5eAasaa, e gay
"a TIE Construction of Si3sN1lk apon
chseszu avenue adjacent q sad 10
zns las eeen filed wi5A he e.tx elefA-
II 81 Re expiration ci MS zssses ne
e,Seas named IN SAID warrant vith
ices 6 he clerk ana est E. achiicS,
tsaa. sAS2l no. ts pIc. SD sess Hno
esat sAa1l Ne sated - said saN warrant
ans nSse a nArt a. the ofls.nal 8s-
sessmeat ana Shs s&Ee sasil 3 esrak
red Is are eoNrsy c'crs sns s fN'
tei aA naoa tAs rsS rolls sna ee'aaeiea
IS tAs ssae manner sra ef shs s
ss4se - sxss c- seoeral Earg,assS
ars sxsszea6 ana ce-ieeee1.
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25
RS Tsaa. shed Mas - $3.50
NOTICE

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NOTICE
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Naseaal ar rae Smcars q sssss A2s
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q s. she sN1sr1tlcr q tAIs nzses tnS
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-06-25

First Published May %, lsOs)
NOTICE.

Notice IS hereby given thar tax
usrrspt in the amount Of Sls.oS has
been issued against lot No. 26. BLOCK
No. s4. Of the city ef Chickasha, 10 I'-s
for me construction OF sidewalk upon
rhoctsw ave-ue adjacen; TO saio io'
md ~, ~ He'd with the city CLERK
lf, ne .Ns. N OF this notice me
.,osr, rsns =, said warrant Win
Y - the elete sru cosi az ,.uoliea,
,ion shan nor Be i@id said 'es aug
e..,. ana 3 penalty Of tWeu'y-iiNe pel
,srt shan be added 10 sad tax Warrant
M made a part Of the original as
ssssment. and the same shall be oertl
I'D 10 the county olers and he eN
ended upon the tax rolls and collected
In he same manner and al the same
time as taxes for general purposes
are extended and collected.
This 2Srd day of May. lsos
Joe Dews
0s "a. City Clerk.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09
The Department Store at the Creek
Copyright. 1909, by J. 3. Lippncott Coz
BY E. D. PERSON

"Oh, 1 could fill book with the
trouble he created in that garden spot
of the west as the result of his bein'
so absent-minded. But what done him
up an put an end to his career OF dis
usefulness in that partickler bailiwick
was when the Knights an Ladies OF
the Star of Bolivar held their annual
conclave up to Jawkins hall. All the
celtic of the place was thar, an the
womens was jis' gran. An want
that room packed? Wall, they was
settin' on the floor an in the winder
seats an wharever they could git a
roost. 1t was mighty long session
an they was many speakers. Con
serkence was that the whole shootin'
match was etarnally hongry and
thirsty.
"The chairman had set down an
they concluded that the show was
over. 1t want.
when they set out to get out they
couldn't.
cause why. That man of the de-
partment store had supplied the var
nish that had ben used to slick up the
seats and woodworkS in honor of the
occasion. Must ha' got some glue or
cement mixed up in the compound
that stuck closer nor yed ever care to
have brother stick.
"Wal sir, the remarks of them peo-
pie when they found they was an.
chored good and fast was cal'lated ter
split the blue dome of he'ving inter
small pieces. The parties on the plat
form was the only ones able to fetch
loose, an they at once perceded to
help the onfort'nits. 1t was hours
The gents was too wild to wait, most
on 'em, but formed a procession, still
attached to Their cheers or winder.
seats, an took to the open yelling
like a pack of hongry catymounts,
They'd forgot all about supper, but
they was thirsty-thirsty for the gore
OF one Lemuel Bugseye, and led by
one of the fust citizens with a section
of winder-seat attached to con.
spic'erous part of. his pusson."
Here the major paused with sigh
and resorted to the refreshment at
his elbow.
"They found Lem all right in peace
full slumber over his store, an they
found, too, bout a barl of the Internal
compound used in slickin' up the hall
likewise some goose-ha'r pliers. They
knowed how to use the articles, an it
was the wildest-lookin' bird We ever
seen that shot out, inter the night fer
the tall timber.
Since Lem went we've frowned on
department stores, but his expert
ence turned out profitable. 1 see him
billed at a musee spell afterwards as
The Feathered Freak-The Human
Orstrich,' an was dom WELL"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09
Chafinu Dish FUDGE PARTY

Bring your chatting dish and aprons
Tor two on Saturday night at eight"
This was the message four girls and
four lads of congenial minds received
not long ago. And what jolly time
they had! The helpful boys donned
the aprons and the girls amid much
merriment instructed them into the
mysteries of fudge building.
There was divinity fudge, which is
the very latest addition to the fudge
family, and all sorts of connections
that made the plain chocolate fudge of
well, I'll say my school days." in
stead of how many years ago, look
like plain little Quaker lady amid
the new fluffy masses filled with nuts
and candied cherries.
The making and selling of fancy
fudge has proved quite financial at.
tribute to one guild" that numbers
a goodly array of South side girls
among it's members.
Even grown-ups enjoy fudge" par
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09
NOT A MATTER Of LOYALTY.
Simple But Insuperabls Reason Why
Subject Could Not knsel
Before His King.

One fancies that few types Of men.
can, from time to time, have afforded
royalty more amusement of a quiet
sort than provincial mayors of Eng.
land. From the Foreland to Pen.
zance," by Give Holland. contains the
story Of a mayor of Weymouth who.
during one Of the visits of King
George to the town, was destined to
afford comic relief" to a ceremony Of
some importance.
The occasion was the presentation
Of an address Of welcome to the king,
and we are told that the mayor, ON ap-
preaching to present 1t, to the aston.
ishment and dismay of all. instead Of
kneeling, as he had been told to do.
seized the queens hand to shake IL
as he might that of any other lady.
Col. Gwynne, the master of the cere-
monies, hurriedly told him of the
faux pas, saying: "You should have
kneeled, SIR"
"Sir, I cannot" was the reply.
Everybody does. sir" holly asserted
the colonel.
The mayor grew red, and evidently
much upset, exclaimed: "Confound II,
cir, but I've got wooden leg!"
History records that "a smile SUI.
fused the face of her majesty, and tho
king laughed outright" Com.
paniOn
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09
ONE THING THAT WAS CERTAIN
No Doubt In the eaggaeeman's Mind
AZ to Contents Of What Looked
Like Coffin.

In an emergency the manufacturer
of Limburger cheese was forced to
use strategy with a shipment. Ordi-
narily his product went in special
cars, but IN this instance no car was
available and the order must be filled.
Two hundred pounds of the fragrant
comestible was put in rough, OBJ
long box, and taken to the railroad
baggageroom. Then the manufacture
er bought ticket for himself and the
box, and entered the train. At the
first stop he went ahead to the bag.
gage car to see that there was no
trouble. He stood by the box in
disconsolate attitude and shaded his
eyes with his hand. The baggageman
was sympathetic. "A relative?" he
asked. "yes," answered the manu-
tacturer, ut is my brother" "Well,"
said the railroad man, philosophically,
you have one consolation. He's dead,
Ill right."-San Francisco Argonaut.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09
Faithful Dous,

A single issue of a New York news.
paper contains three accounts of the
saving of human life by dogs. One
of the incidents occurred at Williams
burg, N. Y, where a small black and
tan terrier discovered an abandoned
infant and attracted the attention of
his mistress to the little stranger in
time to preserve it from death by ex-
posture. Another was reported from
Bay City, Mich, where dog led res
cuers to an abandoned house, in a
closet of which two girls, of ten and
eleven, trapped by treacherous
spring lock, had been imprisoned for
20 hours. The last account was from
Jackson, Mich, in the outskirts of
which place father and mother and
two children were aroused at night by
the barking of their pet dog, and
found the house in flames. The family
barely escaped with their lives, and
the dog was burned to death. There
are no Carnegie hero medals for mem.
bers of the canine tribe, but when a
dog saves human life the fact
should be widely reported, to amelio-
rate the prejudice against dogs which
is entertained by some human beings.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09
A Fad Party.

~ RAD Farty.
Spoon crazes and monogram fan ep-
idmeics have been succeeded by a
rational and useful mania, for each
person now has her own especial hob
by; the more practical the better.
With this in mind a young hostess
sent out invitations asking each one
to come prepared to tell Of her own
particular fad; if possible, to bring a
specimen, and be prepared to talk five
minutes about it.
1t was very interesting afternoon.
One lady had selected plates for her
specially and she brought most
beautiful old Sevres piece that will
some day be worth a kings ransom.
In her travels plates are always her
quest and her dining room testifies to
her success. Anniversary cups and
saucers was one woman's fad; as each
wedding day comes she adds an ex-
qu1site cup to her collection. They
are for after-dinner coffee and show
off to advantage when she serves
black coffee in the drawing room.
A prospective bride adds towel to
her linen chest every trip she takes;
these she monograms in the colors of
her bedrooms to be. A dime bank was
the source of one guests finances
with which to indulge her fad of tea
pots; many of these she bought at
auction shops. Handkerchiefs was the
pet hobby of a dainty little maiden
| dressed in blue, and she had them
| from all over the world, besides many
fine creations of her own fair hands.
| The intellectual girl confessed that
books were her particular weakness,
and she has many of them inscribed
with the authors name; also rare first
editions, and splendid bookplate
drawn by a famous illustrator she was
Justly proud of.
| Chinese carvings was another fad,
and rare Japanese and Chinese pottery
still another. Prints and engravings
were the special love of a lady who
nearly always wore gray, which ex-
actly matched her beautiful hair. All
this led up to the fact that every one
needed hobby, something to add zest
to ones journeys; occupy the mind,
and provide always topic for enter.
tanning conversation.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-06-09

article suitable to a party of your
position, but we have a HI of bar
gain in overalls, eff themll do ye."
"Now, SIGH man you would say
was some lackin' in tact. Eff he
hadn't had SIGH soft-spoken way
with ladies, like as not he'd had his
ruff knocked off IN a week.
"He didn't have enough sand in his
craw to hold down SIGH job an in
proportion as he continered to git rat
tied his attentions to the tanglefoot
department increased. He never had
no trouble layin' hands on what he
wanted thar! Some of his mistakes
occasioned unpleasant comment, as
when he sold Mis- Baldwax bottle of
luminous paint for a hair restorer.
When the lady applied it that night
an went about her chores everything
on the hoof stampeded, the chillun
went inter fits, an her old man made
bolt for the border. Said while he
was religious man and believed in
the Bible, he hadn't agreed to hitch up
to nuthin' that resembled "a torch by
night an flamin' bush by day.
Lem said it was curious folks nd
git mad over leetle mistake like
that, an 'twasn't everyone had piece
O. livin' fireworks to hum to amoose
the chillun. They might have some
consideration for him when he was
breakin' his neck tryin' to keep the
town in step with the strides of praw-
gress.
'Now his leetlo mistake of sellin
Job Hemlock a quart of naphtha for
Rose Bud whisky wasn't of serious
consequence. Job would probably
never have knowed the difference eff
he hadn't tried to light his pipe and
found hisself spoutin' like blazin'
gas we'll. The arrival of our able fire
department soon suppressed the il.
Elimination in his innards, an don't
know but the egsperience done the
pelican good, but still they was con.
sid'able onkind comment on LENS
keerlessness.
"Ther' was one family that riz up
in wrath who bought what they
thought was a breakfast food an
faced a mornin' meal of billed shoe.
pegs, and it didn't mollify 'em none
when he said half the town had been
catin' that same and they didn't know
the difference.