The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-01

v SJIM poHltlce on It'
IASMV Wouldn It he be all
| IMM~ =& the while trying to
! /thU8N5 w W swallow The poul-
! WWg " ticc' Perhaps he
'lLGlIn@ might rig up II sort
es of an anchorage by
attaching ono end
L2Ne man IKE of hawser to the
n,!! nulFe!' LOT m cheese and the
if he cbcsvn,. ","'i ,' other Ia his eve
have cancer" tooth, so that. swal-
low rs hard AS he
could, he could
never bulge tho cheese.
This hmburgcr cheese cure has its
advantages, too, when the domestic
economy is 10 hr taken into account
what self respecting wife wants 30
sleep beside husband swathcd in linl-
burger cheese SuTc, she wouIdu { get
thc smell of 1T ont of The curtains ever,
never, If Che husband insisted. IN lay
ing his lImburger throat poulticc on
the dresser every night,
All of which is as fine as spun glass,
only there docsn' e happen 10 be such a
thlng rs cancer germ. Maybe Il lit
tie thing like that Go"sn make any
difference to Mr.. Scbuch, but it makes
u powerful lot of difference TO en-
incnt men of science who have spent
their lives IN trying 10 nail cancer
bag, only Ia hc forced 30 the copclu-
SION that there iSu I anv to be nailcd
Cancer is the abnormal growth of
rcilS-cr'ls that form in state of
chaos and without regard TO order. The
trnc cells of which the tissues Of the
human body arc huildcd are marsbalcd
with mcety. They are all in row,
80 To speak, but tho cancer cell is Il
stranger, an alien that ought TO he dc
ported. 1t IS not healthy growth,
bat IT. keeps ON growing until there
are lot of cells III Il bunch. Hun
urcds Of cases of cancer oil the surface
have been cured without the use Of
knife. The Nray has been used TO
advantage both ON the surface and in
tcrually, The rays kill the unhealthy
cells, Wnicn are not nearly 50 strong.
but do not ipjurc the healthy ones.
The Nray IS also potent in stopping
the progress Of Il cauccrous growth that
has attained proportions, but which Is
too far advanced 10 be destroyed en-
tirely.
With regard 10 the application Of The
hmDurgrr punlilcn, Salt Lake doctors
say HAT a cheese poulticc is nothing
moro nor less than Il moist dressing
Preparations known NariOusly as anti.
pGlogistirc aud Denver mud are said
Ia bc nothing more than m earthly sub
stance mixed with glycerIuc. The gIy
ccwnc has IN affinity for water, for
moisture, When IL is applied 10 the
skin. II IS covered So that it cannot
obtain moisture from the atmosphere.
80 il draws 1t from the body through
The pores ni the SKIN. In So drawing
water from The body, the water carries
with IT impurities, pUisOns and things
That ~" generally nuisance where
they are and cause much gricvous am
noYaucc. When ihis plaster has satur
atcd itself II no longer ndhoreS, but
drops off, much after the fashion of
booZc-Gghtcr who has saturated him.
Srlf--but no dOcsu + always drop off.
The cheese pOultlcc, therefore, especial
ly If ii be mixed with glyceriuc, acts ir
the same manner as the stuff with the
appalling name, or Denver mud,
MIR. Schuch saws cheese is fine for
consumption, and gives this sage adj
wee:
''Imported Swiss cheese eaten modcr
alcly with each meal. and one glass Of
beer day, has good tendency i'm cur
ing tuberculosis. These substances arc
harmless and can be procured in any
part of the civilized world. There is no
harm whatever, therefore, for people
suffering FROM any of the diseases to
give these remedies Il trial -
Certainly. Mr. Schuch 5 cure for con.
for cancer, iuasmuch rs YOU not only
get the cheese but also YOU get a glass
of beer The limit of one glass is. how
ever, q scandalOuS restriction. II is |
more iuiQultOus even then the Word of
Wisdom. Think Of n cOnsumptlvc be
ing tcascd with single glass Of beer
one only-fur whole day. Mr.. Schuch
mauifcstly Is a disciple of the homoo.
pathic school when it comes to prcscrih.
ing doses Think Of Il man. tuherculin
or otherwise, being satisfied with one
glass OF beer i day. If he We're equipped |
with neck ~ long rs giraffe s with |
spougcs arranged Ut intervals. il might |
be some Little help 10 HIM. but under |
ordinary conditions the system would |
scarcely work out, If Mr.. SChuch would |
the beer question, tuberculosis would he !
stripped of half its tGrrors.
"Thcorclically this formula should
also cure mild cases of Ieprosy.'' saws |
Mr.. Schuch. Theoretically, people have |
NO right to have lcprosy. Theoretically, ,
green might bc white but il ism l. The
urctically Murdoch might be elected |
mayor, but hc won't be.
The doctors tell uo that cheese. taken
internally has good effect sometimes
IN killing putrefactIVc germs II seems
like. according TO what is remembered
OF Il whole lot the doctor man said, that
cheese contains lactil acid. and lactil
acid is the home of lactil germs, roupb.
Iy put. Lactl bugs are the deadly enc.
mics of pItrcfactive germs. When n
lactil germ spies Il putrcfactivc germ in
the stomach, II 5 signal for hostili !