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The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Significance
OF the
CumminS Revolt
F Senator Albert Baird Cummins
of Iowa, former governor of the
Hawkeye State and father Of the

of Iowa, former governor of the
Hawkeye State and father of the
iowa idea," is to have his way,
the insurgent movement against the
Payne tariff bill is not to die with the
passage Of that measure. Rather it is
to be extended to the entire country,
Is to be injected into every Republican
convention where it has any show Of
success and is to be fought out on the
floor of the national convention in
1912. The issue as framed by Cum
Minis is not exactly on the tariff, but
rather on the broader and more funda-
mental principle of carrying out plat
form pledges. So far as the tariff is
concerned, the Iowa senator will be
satisfied with a commission of experts
and a revision On individual schedules
as occasion seems to demand. He
makes it plain that he stands on the
protective tariff principle, that he sup
ports President Taft and that he
makes his fight within the Republican
party, but he wants it understood that
henceforth and forever a party prom
Use means a party performance. On
that issue he has planned a three
years. campaign and has gone SO far
as to announce his own possible can.
didacy for the presidency.
The declaration has added force and
because of the character
of the man making it and the enthusi-
astic reception given him by the peo-
pie on his return to Iowa. Cummins
the railroads and the former
leadership Of his party in Iowa and
beat them in three successive cam.
paigns for the ~governorship. defeated
them again when elected senator, IA
vored for years the removal of the
on trust made goods and op-
posed the Payne-Aldrich tariff bill to
the end, voting against it as framed
by the senate and again as it issued
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29

he organized the Illinois naval reserve,
with which he is not connected at
present, however. He was the first en-
ecutive officer of the reserve, in the
first stages of which his tact and
diplomacy were utilized to good pur-
pose.
Colonel Steward has been an eXecu-
tive since 1879, serving eighteen years
as superintendent of a large Chicago
manufacturing concern and for the
past twelve years as superintendent of
the Chicago postottice. In 1891 he was
president Of the Marquette club, Of
which he has been a member for many
years.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
She Found Out.

Bess yearningly)-Tell me. Frank,
do you really and truly love me. dar-
ling?
Frank (meanly)-I certainly did when
I told you sc for the five t%housandth
time six seconds ago. but now-well,
you know, we men are so changeable.
Boston Traveller.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Fishing Yarn.

During the salmon fishing season an
Englishman was the guest Of a high
land laird. and one day he hooked a
fine salmon. Being inexperienced as a
fisherman. he became excited and in
the struggle with the fish fell into the
river. The keeper, seeing that he was
no swimmer, hooked him with the gaff
and started to drag him ashore.
what r We ABBOTT, Donar? ?" cried
the laird. Get baud O. the rod and
look tae the flush. Ma friend can bide
a wee, but the flush winna!"-Inde-
pendent.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
His 9chamA.

An actor in a London lodging house
who had discovered his landlady's pro-
pensity for "swiping'' numbered and
listed his things. One night he reused
the household by shouting down from
his attic a demand for mo. g."
mo. 81" shouted the landlady back.
what No. 81"
Il want cube No. 8 of my lump sug-
ar" he replied.
Thenceforth the provisions in his
cupboard were unmolested.-Argonaut
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29

R FAIRBANKS IN A SEDAN CHAIR,
garden party given by the American
consul general, Hon. Thomas Sam
mons, and the audience granted to the
distinguished guests by the emperor
ana empress of Korea, this being the
nrst time the empress had granted an
audience to foreigners other than Jap
anese.
Inc Illustration shows Mrs. Fair.
banks seated In n sedan chair and lust
startlng for her audience with the en-
press. Both she and Mr.. Fairbanks
have enjoyed the best of health since
leaving this country. When they re-
turn they have planned to settle down
on their ranch in California.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Gyrations Of South MAGNETIC Pole.

Gyrations Of South Magnetic Pole.
The south magnetic pole is described
by Professor David Of Sydney univer-
sity. a member Of the Shackleton ex-
petition, as a point that travels around
with a kind Of waltzing movement in
a circular area thirty miles in diam
eter and changes its position from day
to day and hour to hour. 1t was OBJ
served with a Lloyd-Creak dip circle.
which has magnetic needles that tilt
more and more nearly to vertical as
the pole is approached. The ordinary
compass was used also in the Observa-
lions. but refused to act when near
the pole.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
An Exception.

"You never can tell what you can do
until you try"
"Oh. yes, you can"
I'D like to know how"
THAT'S as easy as catching cold.
There is Bill Johnson e~ternally telling
what he car do, and no one ever saw
him trying yet"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
His Reto.t.

NO." remarked a determined lady to
an indignant cabman who had received
his legal fare. you cannot cheat me.
my man. I haven't ridden in cabs for
the last twenty-five years for nothing"
Haven't you. mum?" replied the cab
mar bitterly, gathering up the reins.
"Well. you've done your best"-Tit.
Bits.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Good From Evil.

"The voice Of envy is sure to be pro-
voked by success" said the sensitive
person.
Don't let that worry you, son. an
swered Grandpa MILESTONE. eff you've
really got the goods the voice Of envy
will unintentionally advertise 'em for
you."-Washington Star.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Had Proof.

"Who ever saw a purple cow?' asked
the s%coffer, looking at a collection of
art posters.
"That is no sign there isn't any,"
Good enough proof for me-"
"Well. it isn't conclusive. l should
judge to look at it that the milk l get
came from a blue cow"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
No Need of a Home.

Tom-Well, darling. I have seen your
father, and he has given his consent.
Grace-He approves of love in a cot
tage. then?
mo, but he says that a girl who
spends as much time golfng and mo-
toring as you do really has not much
need of a home."-Tatler.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Naturally,

"How do you feel?" breathlessly in
quired the friend who has come run
ming up to discover the result of the
accident.
"All ruiz down., replied the man
who had just been bowled over by a
large red automobile.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
WALL PAPER TRIMMER.
Device Makes For Speed and Accuracy
La G.lA:-. n~~

Device Makes For Speed and Accuracy
In Cutting Paper.
Pictured in tEt accompanying en-
craving is Il lmp%ernlnger's table of
improved design. wiki a device mount
ed thereon whereby wall paper may
be II and trimmed with clean edges.
The table is Of the folding type and is
so arranged that when folded it occu-
pies an unusually small compass. The
surface of the table is inlaid at one
edge adjacent to the cutter with strips
OF wood of different color and is pro-
vided with Il scale extending at right
angles to the inlaid strips. This serves
a gauge for cutting the paper to the
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Mr.. FAIRBANKS TOUR.
Former Vice President and Wife Being
Royalty Entertained In the Orient.


Royalty Entertained In the Orient.
Among the many prominent Ameri-
cans who are spending their vacation
abroad this summer are Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles w. Fairbanks, and the former
vice president and his wife plan to
travel completely around the world
before returning home. They left the
United States several months ago and
at present are being royalty enter
tanned In the orient.
Recently when they visited Seoul,
Korea, they We're accorded an enthusi-
astic welcome by the resident Ameri-
cans and the local officials. There was
a constant round Of entertainments
and social events in their honor.
Among the two most noted were a
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Wasted EIouuence,

20 Liberty. what crimes are COM
mitted in thy name!!' shouted the
speaker.
"What crimes?" asked n who want
ed to know.
THAT speech. for instance" volun.
tered one in the audience.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Desired to Settle.

"Hear about Wilson,"
"No; what about him?"
"Wants to marry his landlady."
"Is that so? I didn't think he owet
that much on his board"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29

I'VE should always make hay when
the sun Shines"
would you call a grass widow like
" materially"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Showed II.

what college did you graduate
fromy"
"None Of them"
LET me congratulate the colleges"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Busy Times,

This little joke upon the hen
Projected by some awful men
They're going to rig electric light
And have her laying day and night.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Homemade Pie.

"That man has an adamantine jaw
Sure enough"
Wonder where he got it,"
"Probably his wife does her owl
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
S%S%$
Made Progress Easier.
-~Browning's Magazine.

Made Progress Easier.
II don't see how that fellow Higgins
ever got married. he's so bashful."
"Well, you know the girls father
helped him along"
HE paved the way, did he?"
"No; he didn't pave the way exactly.
but he furnished the rocks."-Stray
Stories.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
Beneath Her.,

Did Mar5ory marry Tor love?"
"Oh, n She is too we'll bred for
that."-New York life.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
The Rub.

"You bought me-" declared the bride.
"Well. you knew it at the time" re.
torted the groom.
Eyes, but l did not know that you
were spending all your money for me.
I thought that you had a few dollars
left"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29
HumOr and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
By DUNCAN N. SMITH

THERE are individuals such poor
demonstrators that they can't even
show the point of their own jokes.
Nobody would be guilty Of writing
an anonymous letter. That's why it is
anonymous.
One-half of the world knows how
the other half would live if it were
running things.
Too many people keep all their cour-
tesy for their acquaintances and all
their Indifference for their families.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29

We all consider reform an extremel.
good thing for our friends to investi
gate and seek to practice.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29

AHESE are the days when Fa-
Their Neptune is nursing a Sc
we're headache and the mer-
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1909-09-29

The only reason. probably. why all
our friends haven't an ak to grind is
because they can't find the ak.
Most people will speak the truth-for
a consideration.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
u. S. CIVIL SERVICE

A Competitive examination. under
the. rules OF the U. s. Civil Service
Commission. for the positions OF CLERK
and carrier, Postofiice service. in the
postoffice at Honolulu. will be held on
July 10, commencing at . o'clock a. nj.
Applications for this examination must
be made on the prescribed form, which,
with necessary Instructions, may be
obtained from the COMMISSIONS local
representative. II. Freidersdorff, at the
Honolulu postoffice, or from John w
Short, secretary Civil Service Board
Custom House. Honolulu. Applications
will not Re accepted unless received
before 1880 o'clock p. m, on July o
All persons wishing to take this exam
nation should secure blanks and nj
them out at once In order TO allow tim,
for any necessary corrections.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed tenders will be received at
the ONCE OF the superintendent Of
Public Works until IL m. OF Tues
day. June 20, 1903, for furnishing
the gearing and other appliances for
operating the gate valves at Nuu-
anu Dam. Contractors to submit
with tenders, plans and specifica-
tions OF the type of gearing proposed
to be supplied.
Each tender must be accompanied
by a certified check for 9 per cent
Of the amount bid.
Intending bidders are requested to
visit the dam and to inspect the
gate valves.
The Superintendent OF Public
Works reserves the right to reject
any OF all bids.
MARSToN CAMPBELL,
superintendent of Public Works
Honolulu, June "a, 1909.
4346-3,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
UNITED STATES
FILES PETITION

Tho United States Government satur.
day filed in the U, s. District Court
through Attorney Breckons. a petition
to condemn land at Kaawaloa, District
of South Roma, on Hawaii, for the pur.
pose of building and maintaining d
lighthouse and station at that point.
The defendants In the action
brought are Joseph Whitemarch, Han.
nah Whitemarsh, his wife; Anna and
Samuel Whitemarsh, unknown heirs Of
Peter Whitemarsh, deceased; William
Keka, s. Aokl, Marie NJ. Paa, Kaiama
Keka, James Ako, the Territory oil
Hawaii. four unknown claimants, John
Paris. Mary c. Paris, J. d. Paris. Jr,
and Hannah Paris.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
GRAND EXCURSION
Will DRAW CROWD
Many Plan 70 See Vol
cano and HID On The
4th Of July

Tickets for the big Hilo and Volcano
excursion will be ready Wednesday
morning at Q O'Clock at the Inter.Island
Steam Navigation Co.'S office. 1t will
be necessary for all those who have
already booked to call for their tick.
cts Wednesday, otherwise 1t will be
presumed that they do not intend to
go and their places will be sold to 9th.
ers.
There is already a great demand for
tickets for the excursion and the Inter
Islands Office will be very busy place
"Wednesday when the tickets are Is.
sued.
The Mauna Kea, which will take the
excursionists, will leave Honolulu at 3
O'Clock Saturday afternoon and arrive
in Hilo about s o'clock Sunday morn.
ing. The train will be waiting at the
dock for volcano passengers and will
take them through the lovely tropical
jungle that lies between Iilo aud the
Volcano House. They will have the
greater portion Of the day and all the
night at the Volcano.
Lycurgus has planned the choicest
viands the region OF the volcano can
furnish, along with choice edibles from
all parts of the world, for the delecta-
ton of guests at his popular cavaran.
sary on the brink of the crater and
Madame Pele has promised display
OF Natures own fireworks that will do
honor to the glorious 4th Of July.
After viewing the volcano, guests
will be taken back to Hilo to witness
the splendid sports program furnished
by the. people Of the big island metrop,
oils, The Mauna Kea will arrive in
Honolulu Tuesday morning so that
business men will lose no time from
their work. ...,
The Inter.Island Co. requests all
who intend TO go to book Wednesday
morning and they will be given, good
accommodations. Round trip to Hlit
SIS; to volcano so extra, a.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.
Oahu Railway & Land Company.


A special meeting of the stock
holders OF the Oahu Railway & Land
Company has been called by the
President to be held at the office OF
the company, 4of Stangenwalt
Building, In Honolulu, on Tuesday.
June 80. A. d. 1909, at 2 o'clock p.
M. for the purpose of considering
1. The ratification Of the action
Of the Board Of Directors in calling
in the outstanding bond issue, and in
contracting for The issue and under
writing OF a new bond issue for re-
funding the old;
2. To authorize, or to ratify the
authorization OF. the proposed issue
of Ave per cent $50 bonds for the
purpose OF refunding the present is
sue. and to authorize the execution
of the NECESSARY instruments for Sc
curing the new issue.
A. w. VAN VALKENBURG,
Secretary, Oahu Railway
& Land Co.
| Dated: Honolulu, June 20, 1903
4346-tune 26, IS. .--..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
BY AUTHORITY
OFFICE OF THE DEPARTMENT
OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION.

All bills against the Department
of Public Instruction Of the Terri
tory OF Hawaii incurred during the
present biennial period ending June
30, 1909, must be presented at the
Office OF the Department Of Public
Instruction not later than July 1 to
insure payment Of same.
W. II. BABBITT.
superintendent, Department
OF Public Instruction.
4347-2t.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
NOTICE.

All persons having bills or Claims
against the Territory OF Hawaii to
June sOth, 1903, are hereby request
ed to present the same to the several
departments or bureaus under Which
they were contracted on or before
July 10th, as the books of the Ter
ritory for the present biennial period
will be closed at the Auditing De-
rtrtment on July 18th next.
J. II. FISHER,
Auditor Territory Naval.
Honolulu, June 22, 1909.
- 4343-si
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
.wATERHOUSE SUCCEEDS
COOK AS TREASURER

John Warehouse has been elected
to succeed J. p. Cooke as treasurer OF
the Republican Territorial Central
Committee. Mr.. Cookies resignation
was accepted by the Central Commit.
tee with the greatest reluctance, he
having been a most capable and devot,
ed Official
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
Oahu Railway
Time Table.
OUTWARD.


For Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
lay Stations-'9:1 Is a. m, 1920 p. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
tations-t7:30 a. M, 1915 a. m,
u:05 a. m, "2:15 p. m. 1920 p. m,
Bis p. m, 1880 y. m, t11:00 p. m
For Wahiawa-'9:15 a. m. and
c15 p. m.
INWARD. ..,.. A.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku,
'sialua and waianae-'s:36 a. M.
S:31 p. m.
Arrive In Honolulu from EVA Mill
Id Pearl City-t7:46 a. m, 1886
m, s10:3S a. m, '1:40 p. m, s4.3i
m, '5:31 p. m, 1880 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiaws-'
I:S6 a. m. and '5:2l p. u.
-
. Daily.
4 Ex. Sunday.
! Sunday Only.
The Haleiwa Limited. a two.houI
ain (only first-class tickets hon.
edD, leaves Honolulu every Sunday
S:22 a. m; returning, arrives fl
onolulu at 1910 p. m. The Limited
ops only at Pearl City and waianae
p. DENIsoN. r. G. SMITH.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.

japanese Employment Association,
Nuuanu and Pauahi SITS. Call up
phone 697 II you want a cook,
! good boy or servants.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
BORN.

BoWMAN-Ar HIlo, Saturday. June
10, 1903, to the wife of d. S. Bow.
man, a son,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
......
BEST
REMEDY
For Women-Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable c Compound

Noah, Ky. - 81 was passing through
the Change of Life and suffered from
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
BAND CONCERT.

At the Emma Square band concert
tonight, commencing at halfpast sew.
en-, the program. will be:
PART
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28

Choice collection OF stamps (sbout
10000. Address l941 Bulie-
tin Office. II
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28

A fine business opportunity for busl-
ness men. Address II. A. Bulle-
tin ONCE. 4337-3w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28

Bulletin Business Office Phone 2Se.
Bulletin Editorial Room Phone 1856.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
REPAIRING.

Woven Wire Mattresses repaired at
the Factory Honolulu Wire Bed
Co.. 1850 AIapai st. Telephone
6aO. ss46-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
ARCHITECTS.

pisenberg & Farrar, Architects. go
SO Alexander Young Building.
Telephone 275.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
FOR SALE.

10000 Cocoanuts just arrived on
schooner Concord, from Tanning
Island. Miller Salvage Co. p. o.
BOX 527. i2S5-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
CONTRACTOR.

ito 0ss., Carpenter, Jobber and
Contractor. Phone 1858. 1920
Victoria st, 4321-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
LOST.

One dark bay pony: indistince brand
Notify Mrs. j. II. Raymond, 1872
Beretania. 4346-tI
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-28
PLUMBING

&c Sing Kee-- Plumber'and Tinsmith,
Smith st.. bet. Hotel and Pauahi.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-04-30
The Smallest pictionery.

Peter ]. Collision, who is head Of a
printing firm in Brooklyn, has an Eng
ljeh dictionary containing 364 pages
and the definitions of $4,000 words,
which is so small that it has been
worn as q watch charm. 1t is one
and one-sixteenth inches long, three
quarters of an inch wide and less than
one-third of an inch thick. 1t is en-
closed in a silver case and in the COW
er is a magnificent glass, which Mr..
Collision finds it necessary to use when
consulting his dictionary. The New
York Herald. which prints a cut of
the little book, says that it was pub
lished by Robert Maclehose of Glas-
gov and was dedicated TO a Mrs. Ken
dali. The publisher said in the pref
ace that the work was undertaken lin
appreciation of kindly encouragement
given to the production of tiny arti-
cles, Of which she has unique collec-
ton"
Norwich bulletin., 1909-04-30

William Titmas, employed in the
Clark thread mill Westerly, and whose
father before moving TO Warren a year
and d half ago kept the five and ten
cent store i'm West Broad street, IS to
enter the employ Of the government
Out Of a class Of six who took the
civil service examination two weeks
ago for the position of carrier in the
rural free delivery system Of mails
from Warren, Titmas received his ap-
pointment Wednesday and is preparing
Norwich bulletin., 1909-04-30

III all my llfe.~ L recommend Lydia T..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to all
my friends. . Mrs. WILL Young, 6,
Columbia Avenue, Rockland, Me. r,
Backache is symptom Of female
weakness or arrangement. If you
have backache, don't neglect it. To
get permanent relief you must reach
the root of the trouble. Nothing we
knowof will do this so safely and surely
as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com,
pound Cure the cause of these dis
tressing aches and pains and you will
become well and strong
The great volume Of unsolicited
testimony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, has restored health to thou
sands of women.
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has guided
thousands to he alth free of
charge.