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The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
WHAT WIFE SAYS "GoES.n
But II Sometimes Is Bad for the
Painting.

When a property-owner knows moth
ing about paint it is bad for the
property-owner, and bad for the paint
er. 1t would not be so if the property
owner would always hire a skilled
painter, and then really leave every
thing to him. But the HORSEPOWER so
often fools himself on one or the other
of these things.
The skilled painter in every commu-
nifty has some of the most incompetent
competitors that ever vexed a consei-
entiouS workman or contractor. and
the incompetents get jobs generally by
working cheap. In the next place,
when the skilled painter is hired, they
do not leave everything to him, as SO
many property-owners boast they do.
They interfere most ignorantly and
most fatally. They insist sometimes
vestigating whether they are good or
not Or perhaps they insist on the
painters hurrying the work
I'm not going to have that painters
mess around my house month";" the
wife says, and what wife says goes
at the cost of a lot of wasted painting
money
If the painter stays away a few
days to allow the paint to thoroughly
dry the owner says: That painters
neglecting this work-guess he's side
tracking me for Jones work / won't
stand it,
What chance does painter have to do
good work for man who is continually
nagging at him and otherwise handi-
Gaping him (without meaning ii, of
course)? A poor job is the inevitable
result of such Interference
Poor painting costs the HORSEPOWER
money-don't forget that 1t might
pay you to get the practical paint
book. painting Specifications and in
strument for detecting paint adul-
terants, which National Lead Co. are
offering under the title of House
Owners Painting Outfit No. 10. Ad-
dress National Lead Co. 1902 Trinity
Bldg, New York City. This company
do not make paint (they leave that to
the painter to dol but they make
pure white lead ('.Dutch Boy Painter"
trademark kind. and they can tell
you how to save money by securing
durable painting.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Once there was an old woman who
lived in a shoe. She had so many
children that at first she DIDN'T know
what to do.
A friend of the family who hap
pened to come along just then. how,
ever, made the following suggestions.
To put one of them in q factory
To have a couple more operated on
and otherwise fused over by the doc
tors.
To put a couple of them in q coal
mine.
To send one to modern public
school.
To bring up another on pure food
diet
Which no sooner having been car
ried into effect than the old woman
settled down to a life of ease and lone
someness.-New York Herald.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

For the home nurse who would %
willingly gown herself IA white 20
care for the family invalid bus sh1
shrinks before the already Eenx-nea-
ing laundry list there is me sozn of
cotton crepe IL il inexpensive and
a good shaking viii smooth r. cut or.
even il IL be found 20 require sszae
ironing. the merest rub win DO th=
work. since Ii IS not sfzrcnes o.
sprinkIed
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
The Grip of Spring.

During the last twenty years many OF our
citizens have been attacked in the spring
months by grip. Some have had serious or
slight attacks every year or two. All know
at to be dangerous disease. If Lanes
Pleasant Tablets (which are sold at %
cents box by druggists and Dealers are
taken when the first symptoms are felt.
there is hardly chance of the malady get
near home, send % cents to Orator F.
Woodward, LIE Roy. n. Y. Sample free.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
GOVERNMENT CAREY ACT OPEN
ING OF IRRIGATED LAND.
MAY 6, the State of Wyoming viii
Sell 100 Irrigated Farms

at soc per acre at Cooper Lake, Wyo.,
to those who have made applications
for WATER RIGHTS NOW ON SALE
at IS per acre cash and. IS per acre
annually for ten years. Free railroad
fare. sleeping and dining car accom-
modations and FREE DEED to TWO
TOWN LOTS to all applying BEFORE
MAY 1. Applications and particulars
furnished by. TALLMADGE-BUNT
LAND CO., Agents. Railway Exchange,
Chicago Agents wanted.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
Lily Cake.

One-third cup butter. one cup sugar.
one-half cup milk. 1&a cups flour. 2ls
teaspoons baking powder. three egg
whites, onc-half teaspoon extract of
lemon. two-thirds teaspoon vanilla
Cream and butter. add gradually the
sugar and the vanilla. Beat the egg
whites to stiff froth and add Sift
the -four and baking powder together
thoroughly and add to the first mix
ture alternately with the milk Add.
lemon extract. Bake in moderate oven.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

During one of the banquess Of the
Church Congress in London. a Ger
tain bishop had as his left hand com
panion a clergyman who was com
pletely bald During dessert the bald
headed vicar dropped his napkin and
stopped to pick it up At this moment
the bishop. who was talking to mis-
right-hand neighbor. felt slight touch
on his left arm He turned, and be-
holding the Wears pate or level
with his elbow. said. No, thank you.
plei"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
German Puffs.

Sifs eight tablespoonfuls of flour
into a pan. stir in one quart of milk
very slowly; when quite smooth add
the yolks of eight well-beaten eggs. a
listie salt, then the eight stiffiy beat
en- whites. Pour into buttered cups
ssaS. bake 20 minutes. Serve hot with
wine sauce,
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
Spiced Meat.

First mix dry 2ia pounds of salt. one
half pound black pepper. one-half ounce
mace. one-half ounce cayenne pepper,
lis ounces nutmeg. Then prepare your
meat for roasting in the usual way.
omittins pepper and salt Sprinkle plen-
1ifully with the mixture and put in
oven 10 roast. This is delicious. Put
remainder of the mixture in lar.
cover tightly and keep for future use.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
PROVING His Caution.

Elder W. H. Underwood, chaplain
of the state senate. was walking down
a street at his home at Clay Center re
Gently with a friend. Another friend
with whom Underwood joked good
deal. met them and said: Elder.
thought you were careful of the com
pany You keep"
Il am" replied the chaplain. walking
right on I'm not going to stop
Kansas City Journal
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
A CURE FOR FITS.
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Struq-
Cling to Attain for Centuries.

The intense interest that has neen mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derful cures that are being accomplished
daily by epilepticisle still continues 1t is
really surprising the vast number of peo-
pie who have already been cured of fits
and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have chance to test the medicine,
large trial bottles, valuable literature. His
tory of Epilepsy and testimonials, viii be
sent by mail absolutely free TO all who
write to the Dr. May Laboratory, 54S
Pearl Street New York City
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
Fatal Catastrophe.

Young Wife (mournfullyl am
afraid, doctor, my poor husband with
this wretched cold will cough up his
life.
Young Doctor (startIed}-Oh trust
not, my dear madam. at least not until
he coughs up my biII-BaItimore
American
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
Cheese Balls.

Mix we'll together L Il cups of graf
ed cheese, 4 teaspoonfuIs of flour. a
pinch of red pepper, and the Well
beaten whites of three eggs Make
into small balls 5about I6l and fry a
light brown.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

uc3tlssCifeS. ueENOuS
prostration. and
hemorrhageS.
Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compoundmademe
we'll and strong, so
that / can do all my
housework. and at
tend to the store
and postofiice. and
Ifeel muehyounger
than / really am.
"I.y0ia f. Pink
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
Alas How Trues
ATTENuATE Ed.

Il often wonder" remarked Mr..
Stuhh. in solemn reflection, IF the last
man on earth will have the last word"
~of course he will, John" laughed
Mrs Stub.
But why are you so suree"
Because the last woman will give
ft TO him.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
The Riohtful User,

Knicker-Why did you discharge
your chauffeur
Boeker-He persisted in taking his
friends out when the cook wanted the
auto
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

You viii respond very quickly to the
GARFIELD Tea treatment. for this Natural
laxative corrects constipation. purifies the
blood, and benefits the entire system.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same ROOF
with Hamlins Wizard OIL the best of al
remedies for the relief OF all pain
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

The envelope was inye nted in 1855
and was in disfavor for { long time.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Its the easiest thing in the world to
point out the proper course for others
10 pursue.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Some actors who claim TO De welded
to their art have good grounds for a
divorce
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

BEST
REMEDY
For Women-Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable c Compound

Noah. Ky. was passing through
the Change of Life and suffered from
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Some people would have to work
overtime If they practiced half wha
they preach
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

by their ciothes-policemen and letter
carriers. for example.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
Pettit's Eye saIve 100 Years Old.

relieves tired eyes. quickly cures eye aches
Intiamed, sore. watery or liberated eyes
All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo. y Y
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Some men haven't sense enough to
do the best they can.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

The dentist is invited to attend
many a swell gathering.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
INSTRUCTED.

. Doctor-What are you doing in that
tubs You'll catch your death
Patient-But. doctor, didn't you tell
me 10 take the pills in water?
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Thosc Tired. Aching Feet of Your.
esed Aliens kS<s-Ea>r< SSc at YOUR Drurri 81 -
Write A. = olnssed. lie Roy, y, Y. for sample
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drugs Laws.
Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug
gisss for Murine Eye Remedy. Try Nu-
rine In Your Eyes Yoa Win Like Murine.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20

The airship habit will take an auto
mobile income.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
0mnortans to Mothers.
just Shoot Twice.

81 thought you said this gun would
Dhoot n thousand yardss"
1T will"
1t won't. II only shoots 500 yards"
We'll. it's . douhlebarreled gun,
amt its'
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20


ED3 has Increased Il. sr-s
- thss naY be txx~n b.
homczs-zd-r to sd acr-z- IS0 free ard 80 20
be puxhasrd ut 500 pr .rs-- Ta-se E=1ds
m the srsiz-rasssnz aga. ~hr-- zzz-s fzs.sas
= also carried with uzsszzEzs-d ss.-r--z- 4
railway viii shortly Be bzsIf tiuzs=7n Esv. 5rzz-
rig the worlds markets thos.zaaes nzss@s n-x-sr
tl-se wh-ar-s-sds. wh--= szAoofs nn5 ehsz-zA-.
convenient eisznss- excellent rssIs~zvs 151a- -
Ill settlements. .zI local ras=k<ss gsca-
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tons that vssE- 10 sss- CREST ~-zzr1--E~s-x "a
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Correspondence Of NsTssz-xf @.Ts2-, -ssg -szz<S
Hess1-z C1r-4Sz n A-ss-gs- Es5s-
Lands may also be purchased rom r.ssrzz szd
land companies at low pra1-s AID 60 -a=y a--=ss
For pa.ephle-s- r-saFs ard s-sfar--ssSor = -
low railway rates. sppfE 70 sz2--s--~-1--s
Of I7s-sIrSa-s1z- OTTAWA EsszS1Sz- ar -
authorized Ganxdsars csoE-r-ns~--- sx-zsz
w NssErY.
BeI View 1sst IfEs ssiisssl 8axss. Nebraska,
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1909-03-20
JUST DOUBLE
$40 ACRES INSTEAD
OF $50 ACRES

rs fsHsh-r iz<sss<<=@=s
TO s-ssiez-zr Of me
~hezs-sxszas Lszzss II
W-ss-ra C-sas<..- ms
Canasssxa Csov-z--zs
has Increased Il. sr-s
ii ~ n.lns1 &c rz.x-n ha
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21
Police Make Bird of
Run After Burglars

Excitement ran high last night Al the
police station beginning from the time the
patrol wagon was sent rushing to the res
idence of DR. E s Barnett, as Third ave
nue. in response to burglar alarm, until
the prisoner was safely confined IN MS
cage after a determined effort to escape
from the station, which required all the
agility and quickness Of Desk Sergeant
lPugsiey and four pstFolmen to prevent.
DR. Barnett notified the police at
O'Clock that some one was attempting TO
enter his home through the rear door. OF
ficers YeageT Johnson an0 Eddy dashed
TO the scene in the wagon. and upon their
arrival Yeager and Eddy crept around
to the rear of the house. Johnson went
through the house toward the rear door.
and could plainly hear some one tamper-
ing with the door knob. Opening the door
with a sudden jerk, he Joined the other
two officers in surrounding their prisoner.
At the station Just as the burglar was
being placed in the cage he made dash,
but fought in vain against the combined
efforts of the five men, and after a short
struggle he was safely landed behind the
barred door.
Just what his punishment will be is hard
to say, for the burglar is-Well. a sweet
chirrupy, pet canary. In some way he
had escaped from his cage and flew
around until he landed on the knob OF DIT.
Barnetts kitchen door. His hopping about
on the knob sent chill of fear through
the Inhabitants of the house until the pO-
lice arrived and he was captured.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21
GOVERNMENT TAKES HAND,
Schroeder Will Have to Answer Be-
fore U. S. Commissioner for In
nersonatine an Officer,

Provo. Jan. 20.-United States Marshal
Smvth will be here tomorrow to take DIT.
c. L. Schroeder TO Salt Lake. where he
will have a hearing before United
States commissioner on the charge OF I'M
persOnating a United States officer. and
in that manner receiving dement's through
imposing on the public. Reports have
ders arrest of other checks passed Dy
him which have been returned on account
Of no funds"
A marriage license has been issued to
John Alma Sager and Bertha w Nicnoles.
both of American Fork.
An abstract Of judgment from the Third
district court in the case or Lawrence
Beckstead vs. Fred Turner has been filed
in the Fourth district court Plaintiff is
given judgment for $4,000.
The water in Utah lake is rising rapidly.
and from all indications the water viii be
higher this year than ever
There will be an examination Of appli-
cants for clerks and carriers held in the
Provo postoffice February 10, 1893. Joshua
r. Hodson of this city, secretary OF the
board of civil service examiners, viii fur
nish application blanks and all informa-
ton on application.
The people of Lakeview and Vineyard
are very much exercised over the suspen-
sion Of the free rural mail delivery over
rural route No /. which has been discon-
tinued on account of the bad condition of
the road. They claim that this is unius-
people who will be glad to carry the mails:
also that mails are being carried over
worse roads in other states. according TO
testimony of residents who formerly lived
elsewhere. The residents in the district
now have to como to Provo for their mail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21
CARPENTERS MAKE CHOICE
W. A. Cole Chosen as Member OF Elk
ecutive Board of international
Carpenters' Organization.

Teiegraphic advices from tn9laha p .s
are that ". \ Cole Of San Francesca
has been elected member OF the geI l'.t -
executive board of the United BrotneIh S 80
of Carpenters and Joiners of America; MI'
Cole is elected for the district which n
cludes salt Lake and the region "etS
abouts. 49,.
The result Of the referendum vote was
made known yesterday. William y, NJ
Der Familiarity known as Bill huDeI'
is elected president again and Frank OuI-
" has been elected secretary to sgccesssd
himself Some of the other general OF
GERS have also been reelected, tuil Ist
of the Officers is William p. Huber, SEN
eral president; A. A Quinn, first vice
president: l. Funk, second vice presideht'
Frank Duffy, general secretary, Inomas
Neale, general treasurer: general eSecu-
tive board, First district. Charles BansleI
Second. D. A. Post; Third. W. g. Schard' :
Fourth r. E. l.. Connolly; Fifth, Jonn
Walqust: Sixth. W. A. Cole; seventh
2. c. Foley
The International convention Of carpent-
ers was held in Salt Lake last September
when many hundreds Of delegates ana
their wives from every part of the United
States and Canada were here Inc coli
vention lasted about two weeks
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21
BANQUET TO OLD FOLKS.
American Fork Citizens Entertain
Old Folks at Apollo
Hall

American Fork. Jan. a-Todav has
surely been q gala day for the aged AMI
widows of this city. Every year for the
past thirty years it has been the custom
to honor the old people of the city bv
giving them a banquet. While I'm the
beginning there were but very few who
took part. and the gatherings were held
at some private residence. it has now
swelled to such proportions that Il re-
quires the Apollo hall to furnish room
for the accommodation of the guests an I
a committee of thiFty-six to look after
them and see that their every want is
ministered to- Teams began to haul the
old folks to the hail at 10 O'Clock IN the
morning The hall was beautifully am
appropriately decOrat ted with the national
eolors and cut flowers. Among the visit
Joshua B. Bean and wife, George B Ma
gets and wife, Bishop II. G. Iverson and
George Bourne. of Salt Lake City. and
all members Of the state central old
folks committee. and each ard every one
Of them expressed themselves as having
had a good time.
After the serving of the banquet. which
occupied two hours, the guests were en-
tertained with an excellent program.
The address of welcome was made by
President S. T. Chapman The program
consisted OF songs. readings. speeches and
Instrumental music. and was highly ap-
preeiated by all the guests as well as BY
several hundred spectators who had come
to watch the old folks enjoy themselves.
After the program the guests were tax
en- to their respective homes I'm carriages
each of them feeling that thew had had
the most ENJOYABLE time in the history
Of the old folks parties. There were
present: Over the age Of s.. one: between
the ages of - and 50. eight; between "a
and -. thirty-five: between sixty-five and
seventy. thirfv-sevsn.
The ended up with a grand ball in the
Apollo hall for the members Of the COM
mttees and their friends
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21
IDAHO LEGISLATURE.
Short Session of Senste-silIs Intro
duced in Both Houses.
lSneelal ID Nc Herald. }

Boise. Ida. Jan. 20.-The proceedings
in the Idaho legislature today were al
most featureless. The senate was in
session only half an hour, and the time
was taking largely with the introduce
ton and reference of bills. Among
them was an anti-pass measure and a
bill eliminating party embiems from
the official ballot. both from Demo
cratic sources. Another direct primary
bill was presented. presenting no
marked change from its predecessors
It viii be opposed by the administra-
ton because it contains an objection
able feature making continuity in Of
nee or power more probable by permit
ting the successful candidates to not
only write the platform. but name the
campaign committee. Among the house
bills was one creating an advisory
board on legislation of three attorneys
TO be named by the governor, who shall
keep the lawmakers of the shoals at
per diem of SIS and 10 cents mile
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21

JUVENILE COURT
BILLS OFFERED
Number of Measures Intro
duced in House to Give
Judges Enlarged Power.

In the house yesterday Ashton of Salt
Lake introduced four bills which are de-
signed to cover the juvenile court sys-
TEN requirements. The series is intro
duced for the reason tFat. while one
might fail, others may pass; whereas if
the whole were Incorporated into one bill
that one bill might fail because in it was
one fatal defect.
One of the things absolutely necessary
IS enlarged Jurisdiction for the juvenile
courts, that is 20 say. the juvenile courts
shai nave practically the same powers
as the district courts in that which re-
lates 70 the handling of cases affecting
juvenile offenders.
Detention homes in each county are
recommended in one of the bills, which
makes Ii mandatory upon the part of the
county commissioners to establish these
homes for boys and girls, and in which
the children who are inmates receive in
structioR along the same lines as those
which prevail IN the public schools.
The judge Of a juvenile court is to re-
tain jurisdiction over the children who
are committed by him and in his discre-
ton the sentences imposed may be mGdi-
fled. In fact. ne has the power of par
don when IL is demonstrated that a child
has not transgressed and gives promise
of reformation.
Perhaps the most striking section in the
new laws is that in which the parents Of
delinquent children ere made strictly ac-
countable. Parents or guardians are Civ
en- the right of appeal to the district court
and a jury trial. If they demand il, in
case of conviction in the juvenile court
Provision is made for an appeal to the
state supreme court in cases where par
ents are deprived Of their children.
A Encouragement of the salaries of pro-
baton officers is made. The chief pro-
baton officer, who now gets $1,000 is to
get 81 SOC. and those who get $50 are to
get 500. The assistant probation officers
are to be appointed by the judges and
chief officers.
a child in a private home. This is in
serted on the belief that if an unfortu-
nate minor is provided with a good home
he is more likely TO reform his ways than
If he be sent to an institution which Is
more or less penal in character.
The probation officers are to be given
the same authority as a police officer or
a sheriff's officer, a power which they DO
not now enjoy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-21
DESIGNATES OFFICIALS TO
ATTEND HEALTH MEETING

Senator Albert E Miller of Washing
ton county introduced senate bill No. IS
yesterday, providing that the health Of
ficers of each city county and district
of the state shall attend the state con-
vention Of health officers. the expenses
involved in such attendance to be paiu
by the city county or district from which
each health officer holds his appoint
ment.
The bill revises Section 1113x22 of the
laws OF 1897. which provides that the
health officer OF each city. town and pre-
cinct attend this convention. The amend
nlent makes 4 smaller convention and
does not involve the necessity Of small.
outlying precincts standing a somewhs
heavy expense II long trips for the health
officer to the sta.s convention.
The bill was referred to the committee
on public health.