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to find quick relief. Mrs. Turner used
Doan's Kidney Pills for rundown con-
dition, backache, pains in the sides and
kidneys, bloated limbs, etc. THE way
they have built me up is simply mar
velous," says Mrs. Turner, who Is a
nurse. my health improved rapidly.
Five boxes did so much for me | am
telling everybody about it."
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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company, the exiled member will be
able to tell over whom. The door
must be left open. The confederates
explain that this in order not to in
terrupt the current of electricity be-
tween them.
The magic-monger allows the COM
pany to chat few minutes after his
confederate has departed. Then he
suddenly breaks in upon the conyersa-
ton, waving the wand and saying in
sepulchral tone, THE wand passes"
The exile answers from the next
room very solemnly, Let 1t pass"
Again comes the announcement, "The
wand passes" and again the answer,
Let 1t pass" The third time the pos.
SCISSOR of the wand holds it over some
head and inquiries, THE wand rests
over whom?"
Then is the exile promptly to an
swer, "Over so-and-so," naming the
right person. The trick is accom-
plished by having it arranged that the
confederate who remains in the room
shall hold the wand over the person
who spoke last before the announce.
ment, "The wand passes" All the ex'
lie in the next room need be able to
do Is to distinguish the voices of the
company.
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RECIPE FOR CATARRH.
Furnished by High Medical Authority,
Ghes Prompt Results.

The only logical treatment for ca
tarrh is through the blood A pre-
scription which has recently proved
wonderfully effective in hospital work
is the following. 1t is easily mixed.
"One ounce compound syrup of
Sarsaparilla; one ounce Toris COM
pound; half pint first-class whiskey."
These to be mixed by shaking we'll in
a bottle, and used In tablespoon doses
before each meal and mt bedtime.
The INGREDIENTS can be gotten from
any well stocked druggist, or he will
get them from his Wholesale house.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

open fire, housemates and guests have
gathered for an evening of Thanks
giving jollity.
And now what shall we do? No
dry. brain-racking game of whist, no
stylish hand of bridge-nothing like
that is meant for this glorious occa.
sion. Any kind of cards is too exclu-
sive, too cold blooded for this hour.
No, next on the Thanksgiving pro-
gram Is an evening of good, whole
some, silly, jolly games.
few suggestions in the line Of
games of this sort may help the
housemother make this Thanksgiving
evening is an especially jolly one.
Telegram" is a good game to get
every one into good humor as quickly
as possible. Supply each member of
the company with a pencil and
sheet of paper. Each person Is then
to say offhand some letter of the al
phabet. The letters, in the order
named, are taken down by the whole
company. The stint set is for each
one to write telegram made up of
words beginning with the letters CIV
en-. All the letters must be used, the
original order must be preserved and
no extra words can be added. When
the kilograms are completed they are
gathered In, mixed up and dealt out
again that responsibility for and per-
sonality In them may be impossible
to place.
After they have been read, a new
set of letters is given and new tele-
grams composed Very shortly each
one In the company will be chuckling
with delight over his own efforts and
roaring with laughter over the ingen-
ious and ridiculous conglomerations
that will be read From B c ID e F
G II ], for instance, one might pro-
duce Aunt Betsy's COW DYING
"Editha fiunked German" - "Holo.
caust imminent, Jane" Another might
make Of 1t "All broken-hearted. Come
directly. Ever faithful George has
ANONYMOUSLY Tilted"
Gossip" is great fun, though nc
one wants to play 1t more than a few
minutes. Let the entire company
stand side by side on a straight line
Then let the person who stands al
one end whisper something very
quickly In the ear of his next door
neighbor. The minute he stops whis
| perjng, the next door neighbor i'm
parts the message just as swiftly ant
just as secretly to his neighbor ant
so on down the line.
When the last person in line Il
reached the originator of the messag,
tells the company what he said ant
the man at the other end what wa
said to him. OF course, the origina
remark has been garbled. The mora
and the laughter are both obvious.
Games in which two OF the CON
pany, confederates, mystify the res
are always fun, although they can, O
course, be played only once. Prim
among these is 1.-THE Wand Passes.
One of the company is sent from tn
room. Another, who is In league wit
the first, promises that when he hold
the wand, which may be a cane @
! umbrella over some member of tn
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

caused q weakness
and broken down
condition Of the
system, | read so
much ofwhatLydia
L. Pinkham's Veg:
etable ompound
had done for other
suffering women l
felt sure it would
help me, andI must
say it did help me
wonderfully. My
pains all left me, I
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
Her Observation.

Love-" remarked the romantic
young man, ''is said to brighten the
eye"
81 don't know about that" rejoined
the practical maid, but 1t has ten
dency to disarrange ones hair"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

ULL justice has been
done the Thanksgiving
dinner from soup to
nuts and raisins. The
somnolent spirits have
taken their after-dinner
nap and the more siren
uous ones have come
back from a brisk after
dinner tramp. It's grow
ing colder outside. Twi-
light is approaching.
Within, around the
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
BrArr o, ONO CRY OF ToLrDo.

FRANK J., NiENEY makes oath that ne Is senior
partner OF the arm OF II. J. CHENEY Co.. doing
business In the City of Toledo, County and state
aforesaid, and that said, nrm will pay the sum oil
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE. -
- =. ~ 3k FRANK ], CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed in my presence.
this 9th day Of December. A. Dr. 1886
- yfgr A.lW GLEASON.
I SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
'~ IS
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. o.
Bold by all Druggists, zoe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

The grandest time a man has is de
scribing to his wife exactly how an
election is coming out and the busiest
explaining why 1t didn't.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

en- who suffer back-
ache, constant Ian.
guor, and other COM
mon symptoms of
k d n e. complaint.
should be grateful to
Mrs. Minnie Turner,
of Il. b. ST.. Ana
darko, Okla, for
pointing out the way
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
HER COMPLAINT.

"Only think, Mrs. Blivons! Every
time hear a scandal, and run post
haste over to share the latest news
with that Mrs. Spitzenfest, find she
knows every detail already-the
shameless thing!"
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Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder.
1t makes tight or new shoes feel easy. II
is a certain cure for sweating, callous and
hot, tired, aching feet. Always use 1t to
Break In new shoes. Sold by all Druggists
25c. Trial package mailed Free. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, New York.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

1t is an excellent an
tiseptic remedy for
asthma, bronchitis,
and all inflammatory
diseases of the
throat and chest;
will break up the
deadly membrane in
an attack of Group,
and will kill any kind
of neuralgia or rheu-
matte pains.
All druggists keep
sloan's Eminent.
Prices 25c., 50c., & $1.00.
DR.; Earl s, Sloan,
BOSTON. MASS.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

For sore throat, sharp pain
in lungs, tightness across the
chest, hoarseness or cough,
lave the parts with Sloan's
Liniment. You don't need to
rub, just lay it on lightly. 1t
penetrates insta ntly to the seat
of the trouble, relieves conges-
ton and stops the pain.
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Taking No Chances.

what did Barker do when he dis
covered that his wife and chauffeur
had planned to elope in his carr"
HE oiled 1t thoroughly, and put 1t
in first-class shape"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

What has become of the old-fasf
Toned boy who would rather stay HON
and work than go to school?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

When two women begin to talk over
the back fence his satanic majesty
hears a lot about their neighbors that
he never even suspected
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Here's the Proof.

Mr.. A.W. Price, Fredonia, Kans.,
says: "We have used Sloan's Lini-
ment for year, and find it an excel
lent thing for sore throat, chest pains,
colds, and hay fever attacks. A few
drops taken on sugar stops cough
ing and sneezing instantly"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

Constipation causes and aggravntes many serious
Diseases. IL liz thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce 8
Plea SAINT Pellets. The fayorito family laxative.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

The greatest necessity in a woman's
life Is love.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
pettlt,s Eve saIye for 25c.

sore eyes, quickly stops eye aches. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
Sloan's
Lininnent

is easier to use than porous
plasters, acts quicker and does
not clog up the resof the skin.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

To consider anything impossible
that we cannot ourselves perform.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup,
For children teethng softens the gums reduces In.
ANIMATION aays palm cures wind collie. Csc vottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
A NURSES EXPERIENCE.
Backache, Pains In the Kidneys, Bloat.
Ing, ETC., Overcome.

A nurse is expected to know what
to do for common ailments, and WON.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

DOCTOR YOURSELF -,
when you feel cold coming on by taking rev doses
OF Perry Davis Tainkilcr II better than Qninino
and safer The large SOC bottles are the cheapest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
ArJrN,s lime pATsAM

will cure only fresh cold, but of those stub
born coughs that usually hang on for months. Civ
II trial and prove Its worth. 26c, SOC and sl0O.
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Not to make allowances for the
weaknesses of others.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy fol-
infants and children, and see that II
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

Not to alleviate If we can all that
needs alienation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills

Minneapolis, Mimi was great
sufferer from female troubles which
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

II you have in your company any
person good natured enough to APP
preciate joke on himself, the follow
ing trick will furnish much fun: An
nounce that you will hypnotic any
friend who is willing to follow your
directions. Retire from the room
and take two cups and saucers. Put
YOUR own carefully aside. Then take
the other saucer and hold 1t over a
lamp or candle until the under part is
covered with SCOT. Put the cup back
I'm the saucer. Fill the cups with wa
ter. Then tell your friend who is to
be hypnotized that 1t Is impossible
for the spell to work unless he follow
your directions exactly. Present him
with a cup and saucer. Tell him to
hold these in his left hand, and, look
ing straight into your eyes and no
where else, to do exactly what you do.
Then dip the Angers of your right
hand in the water, rub them on the
under side of his saucer is thick with
cabalistic passes over your forehead
and cheeks. The patient to be hyp,
Noticed will do the same, and as the
under side of his saucer is thick with
SCOT every cabalistic pass will leave
its mark. The effect on the part OF
the company who are entirely unpre
pared for this denouement soon en-
lightens the victim. The SCOT scrubs
OF easily and there is no harm done
provided you have been wise enough
| to select a good natured person fol
your hypnotic influence.
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Another mystifying game is called
Chinese writing" Take grandfather's
cane in your hand; request your con-
federate to step into the hall. All de-
eide upon a rather short word, say,
meat" Both of you understand that
you will tap with your cane for the
vowels according to their regular or
der; a, one tap; e, two taps; 1, three
taps; o, four taps; u, five taps, and
that the first letter of the first word
of every remark that you make after
your confederate enters will be con-
sonant of the word she is to guess.
The taps of the cane will be the vow.
els according to their order.
AS she enters you begin marking
on the floor with your cane marvel
lous characters. which the whole COM
pany will watch eagerly. AS you
write you say casually, Must l write
fast?" Here she gets the an" Then
you make two heavy taps as you
write, which, according to the code
means e." After little more writ
ing make another single tap for the
"a" Then say naturally, "Try to fol.
low me very closely" which gives her
the ct" to complete the word. Go on
writing mysteriously for moment
or two and then ask her IL she has
read the word all right. She will
doubtless be able to tell the company
| to their great establishment. With g
little ingenuity you can make your re
marks sound very natural and hence
make the trick seem very puzzling.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07

The Brookings Register Is building
a new addition to its office room and
expects soon to install a new $4,000
Meihle press. While we are glad to
see u neighbor prosper we are sorry
to see them tell about their improve
ments as the assessor will do you up
plenty when the time comes around
especially IL some Of your political
enemies want a whack at you.-Water.
town Herald.
The Register is not in politics,
thank you. We are out for business.
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SYNOD.

The 26th annual session of the. Pres
byterian Synod of South Dakota opens
at Sioux Falls today. f. j. Carlisle
and Rev. Hugh Robinson are on the
program, which is as follows:
Thursday, 3 P. NJ.
Opening sermon by retiring Moder-
ator, Rev. James S. Surbeck, Lead.
Celebration of the Lords Supper,
distribution of the elements by Revs.
d. Edward Evans of Huron and David
S. Brown of Kadoka.
Opening prayer, roll call, election
of Moderator and Temporary Clerk.
Report of committee of arrange
ments.
Thursday, 1880 P. NJ.
Popular meeting in the interests OF
foreign missions Rev. c. H. Bruce, D.
d., of Aberdeen, presiding.
Address by Rev. H. C. Swearington
d. d., Of st. Paul, representing the
board of foreign missions.
Friday, 1880 P. NJ.
Devotional exercises, conducted by
Rev. w. d. Wallace, White Lake.
Celebration of the 25th anniversary
of the organization of the Synod.
Development Of the Synod, brief his
tory by the stated clerk. Salient
points In progress in the past 81
years.
In domestic science, paper by F
]. Carlisle. Bookings.
In the care of the physical life Of
humanity, paper by H J. G. Koobs
M. d., Scotland.
In agriculture, brief paper by w. H
Smith, Huron.
In transportation and facilities o.
human intercourse, paper by Rev. T
]. MacMurray, Ii. d., Mitchell.
In increase OF opportunity for mis-
sion work at home and abroad, paper
by Rev. John c. Linton, Flandreau.
In methods Of church and christian
work, paper by Rev. j. s. Surbeck
Lead.
In christian education as regarded
and carried on during the past twenty
five years. paper by Rev. G. H. French
d. d. Huron.
Development OF church and chris
tian work among the Dakota Siou,
Indians, paper by Rev. J. p. William
son, d. d., Greenwood.
Early experiences and "Reminiscences
including communications from absen,
ministers who were present at the or
g~anisation Of the Synod and brief ad
dresses by Revs. A. G. McCauley. d
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07

Doane Robinson is now busy esti.
mating the different crops Of the
state and without doubt finds that a
more pleasant task than figuring out
the population of some OF u thriving
cities. Mr.. Robinson has completed
his estimate on the wheat crop, which
he figures is nearly forty million bush.
els. an increase Of four million over
last year, with an increased acreage
of $4,000 over 1908. II the estimates
are right this IL the FIRST year for
some time that the wheat acreage
shows an increase. al that crop has
been allowed to drop behind. Mr.
Robinson IL probably about right. as
the price OF wheat last winter NO
doubt increased the acreage devoted
to this cereal.
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M. Butt, J.. S. Butt and others from
personal experiences, Rev. Hugh Rob-
inson closing.
Friday evening the Woman's Synod
ical Missionary society will celebrate
it's 25th anniversary with a special
meeting in connection with the ses-
sion of the Synod.
Friday, 1880 P. M.
25th anniversary, Women's Synodic-
al Missionary society, the president,
Miss A. E. McCauley, presiding.
Addresses by missionary from for
eign field.
Special music by quartette.
Twenty-Five years history of the So
ciety by Mrs. E. l.. Abel, Huron.
Address by Rev. John Dixon, d. D.,
associated secretary Board of Home
Missions, New York.
Saturday 2 P. NJ.
Rev. A. C. McCauley of Bridgewater,
will conduct a S%ynodical prayer meet
ing, assisted by Rev. John Linton.
The reading of the neurology will be
done at this time by the stated clerk.
Rev. Joseph Linka of Tyndall. will
read a paper in recognition Of tho
400th anniversary of the birth of John
Calvin. Rev. w. H. Grafton of Mitch
ell, will deliver an address at this time
also on the same subject.
The afternoon session will close with
a temperance lecture by Rev. DR.
Hoagland of Mitchell.
Saturday, 1880 P. M.
This session will be devoted to the
interests Of the brotherhood. Adj
dresses will be made by Rev. c. H.
Bruce, d. D., Of Aberdeen, Rev. DR.,
Marshall, Minneapolis, and a repre-.
sentative of the national council OF
the brotherhood in place Of the late
Secretary Rosvear.
Sunday, 10 A. M.
Preaching service followed by Sun.
day school.
Sunday, 3 p. M, Young Peoples Rally
Rev. ]. w. Christianson of Sisseton,
presiding. Addresses will be made by
Miss M. j. Petrie. New York, young
peoples secretary and member of the
woman's board Of missions; by a re.
tired minister and also by Rev. DR..
Marshall of Minneapolis.
Sunday, 1880 p. M.
Popular meeting in the interests OF
home missions, Rev. J. p. Anderson
of Huron. presiding. An address will
be made at this time by Rev. John
Dixon Of New York. associated secre-
tary Of the board OF home missions.
The choir Of the Presbyterian church
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07

The influx of Iowa and Illinois land
seekers during the past few months
has raised the price of land in this
county to an unprecedented figure.
Land has almost doubled in value in
the last Ave years and apparently is
due to 60 ever higher. The man who
buys Brookings county land at almost
any figure is making a good invest.
ment and one where he can turn his
money to a profit almost any time
The demand for good improved farms
is in considerable excess Of the supply
and the days Of thirty and forty dol,
lar an acre land are past az far as
this section Is concerned.
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GOVERNMENT HoMEsTEADS.

One and a half million acres OF
farming and grazing land will be open
ed for settlement in the Cheyenne
River and Standing Rock Indian reser'
vations, October 4th to 23rd. Regis
tration to- be made at Aberdeen and
at Pierre the capitol Of the state.
Fast daily through trains via direct
lines to Pierre and Aberdeen via The
Chicago & North Western Ry.
For full information regarding rates,
with pamphlets telling how to secure
a homestead of 100 acres from the gov
eminent, apply to any ticket agent,
The North Western Line.
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A COLLEGE NOTES..

Glass spirit burst it's bounds at the
State college on Thursday morning.
and a lively scrap between the soph-
more and freshman classes, which
lasted for two hours, occurred. The
freshmen, who were planning to fly
their flag from the top Of the silo
near the athletic park on the morn
ing of September 10, thought to hamp-
err their opponents by capturing the
sophomore president and a number of
their strongest men and taking them
out Of town. Several Of the sophie
mores were captured and bound and
the freshmen started on a drive into
the country with them, but the sophs
succeeded in getting loose, overpow-
ering and tieing the freshmen guard
and returning to town in time to take
part in the scrap.
The freshmen had their flag flying
from the top of the silo and were
guarding it when the sophomores at
tackled them at eight o'clock in the
morning. The scrap lasted about an
hour and the sophomores succeeded
in tieing all of the freshmen that were
o the ground, but the latter had
left a strong guard in the silo and
while the sophomores were trying to
dispose of these and procure the 1913
banner, the freshmen girls rushed in
n attempted to cut their fettered
classmates loose. The sophomores
were finally forced to tie the hands
OF the freshmen girls and place a
guard over them in order to prevent
them from doing further mischief.
At nine o'clock DR.. Slagle appear
ed and notified both classes that the
rush would be called Off at ten o'clock.
The sophomores made several more
attempts but were unable to dislodge
the freshmen from their stronghold
in the silo and at ten o'clock the
bell sounded with the freshman ban
ner still flying.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07

&, The Mitchell corn palace exposition
last week was the most ~successful
ever held and why shouldn't It bel
.Je1Sth Dakota this year raised the
greatest ccyn crop IN IL history. 4
crop that Will compare favorably With
M RAISED ~ the sooEn hslt~ states
fArthsr soufh, and Mitchell would BE-
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07

'The waist line will return to its
proper place." is the announcement
that comes from the National Dress
makers association. Where has II
been? The editor Of this paper has
never missed 1t.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07
PUBLISHERS ATTENTION.

We have 200 pounds Of 10 point
mailing type In good condition. We
are going to sell II. u you are In
need Of such a thing In your office
now 10 your time. We will receive
bids on this type up to and including
October 3tst and the highest bidder
takes Il. Register Publishing Co.
6rookings, s.. D.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1909-10-07

Ralph Wheelock, q former South Da'
kota newspaper man and for several
years connected with the Twin City
dailies. has been appointed private sec
rotary to Governor Eberhart Of Min
nssota. Good for Ralph.