New-York tribune., 1909-02-15
THERE Is NO TRUST.

OF the ConIeueIdCI.
THERE Is NO TRUST.
There is no trust in laughter;
There is no combine mere
In ufrth and merrymaklns;
No one has formed a merger
To boost the price Of fun. fun;
Is not costly one
There is no trust in wrinkles
To gsten in your eyes
Can eer monopOlZs
The sunbeams in the morning
That dance from skies skies a6oXe; 6oIIeoaa.
They cannot corner love.
There is no trust in smiling;
The price OF mirth and laughter
Is one that all can pay.
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There is no trust in laughter;
fish' 'N' ' Detroit Free Press
A-,-o-os ~ the recent visit of the Duke Of Con-
naught to Italy specially to convey condolences u
the government account OF the disaster a' I We
sina correspondent in BLACK and Whlte writes.
.yvhen with the duchess, the duke was Vlsllihs
Japan some years ago he remarked to ms at hoSt a.
table when the programme for his visit was put
before him: Well I think you have planned
everything connected with this country there Is
to see but he added, laughing there Is one t1iie
Won cannot put on your programme. and that Is an
eartbnuake' Hardly had he spoken however,
when the house began TO trembie Vioiently' anu anu
the servants standing at the door bowed 'ose'neI
as the host said, Your hghhess' 'ho ioi''' ~
earthquake"
He-I told you Cupid had something to DO with
sheE2WRat did he dO2 ..7r.. and ~r. closer
together ILLUSTRATED Bits.
Writing from New York TO the "Presse OF
Prague a correspondent says that New Workers
long ago set their stamp Of approval on Bonemiah
beers and table decacies, and dishes prepared
according TO old Bohemian style may De 1ouhu oii
anv table where there people OF good taste
But now they have copied from US something
which Is of more Importance. They give US credit
for our beers. but they probably do not kno"
that their latest innovation in 'wolkenkratzer -
skyscrapers-is borrowed from Bohemia SeVeraN
houses Of this kind have recently been erected ana
sold by the story or floor. To sell one floor or
house is an antique custom in Bohemia ana
there are hundreds Of buildings in Prague in each
Of which several people share ownership New
York's imitation is a notable Endorsement anu
should be known the Bohemian style
visitor-And so you're leaving Paris OF course
S1+ FaiT iT ATericanEYes 1 bought this colIarette
ysitorAh mean the pictures ysi5 5n4E there
was gallery by that narne!-Punch-
Three women. each carrying a small handbag
were among the passengers on Cortlandt street
ferrvboat from Jersey City the morning OF LIN
coins Birthday. They occupied seats in the lower
cabin near the door where they entered out Wheh
the boat reached about midstream they mace 'her
vav to the front deck where one Of the party ols-
covered that she had left her bag on the seat Inc
boat was Just making fast when she found the Iost
property IN the hands of boy, who received
thanks when he passed II 10 the owner NOT
much n make a fuss about it he said; nothing
IN II hut two appies a comb, some false hair.
rafr Of old rubbers and time table Gee but that
hair will need shampoo when IL gets through WITH
them rubbers.' The people who heard the boy
laughed but the woman with the bag never sus-
pected why they stared at her.
"A man should go into the jury box with mind
like a sheet Of blank paper
Yes And If it happens to be an unTritten law
case he's liable 10 come out with a rlnd IKE an
old blOtter. Washington star