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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
CHICKENS CHEAPER,
SUPPLY PLENTIFUL
Tomatoes Remain About
Same-Meat Market
Heavily Supplied.

Spring chickens continued to expert
ence a drop in prices on jobbers' lots,
going as low as II cents today. The
17-cent mark did not represent the ay-
erage quotation at which the majority
of fryers were disposed of, but few
sales were made at prices higher than
Is cents. Supply was liberal.
Tomatoes strengthened % cents on the
average quotation. and cabbage con-
tinued to bring as high as 81 and S1.25.
With these exceptions, the vegetable
market was featureless.
The live stock market was heavily
supplied, and both lambs and calves
failed TO bring prices higher than those
that have been in effect at any time
during the week.
Following were today's prices on job
bersr lots:
Eggs, Cheese and Butter.
Cheese-New York rats. large. per h..
132zat5c; small per h., 15a154c.
Eggs-Nearbys-Per dOz., 19a2zC.
Butter-Creamery, fancy, 27i5aSsc; reno
waited, 2514c.
Poultry.
Live Poultry-Chickens. spring. per II, Ia
19c; hens. I5al5iz. ROSTERS. Sc; yoCng ducks,
large. per h.. ioa11c: small per 10. sssc:
geese. per h.. 6al0c: turkeys. toms. per H.,
l5c: hens. per ID. 15c.
Dressed POultry-Chickens. spring per
b.. 20a22c; ROSTERS. per lb.s 1Oo12c; tur-
keys, undraWn, toms. per 10, i5a1sc; hens.
per h., 15a16c; ducks large. per To-, i0si2c;
geese. per H.. 6a10c.
Fruits.
Eruits-Apples new, 81 50a5o0; oranges
California, per be-, $2.50a3.50; Iineapples.
s.. %; cantalOuL1s. per crate. g Goal 70;
peaches, per crate, s. O0a3.50; cherries, per
oox, l0d15c. blackberries per quart, sale;
watermeIons. I5a25c apiece; grapes. per car
rier. 1-75a2. 90.
Vegetables.
vegetables-New potatoes. per Dbl. s150a
200, sweet potatoes. s3.5Ga4 90; cucum-
bers, per basket, 50a75c; spring ca ID
bage. per Dbl, 75caS1.25; squash, per crate,
60a75ci string beans, per Dbl, s.. 00a2 90:
lettuce, per basket, $1.000a1. 80; beets, per
doz- punches, 25a39c; rhubaTb, per bunch.
Haze Tadishes. per 100 500; onions, per
Dbl, Sl.50a2. CO. pease, per Dbl. $3.50a4 90;
corn, per dOz., l0a25c; tomatoes, 50a75c;
green peppers, per Dbl, 500; lima beans
per quart, 25a30c.
Live Stock.
CaIves-Per h., slaa7c; lambs 6lza7c.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

With every convenience at their dis
posa. and surrounded by automobile
lore of every description, the commit
tee, at its meetings to be held AT the
club house, viii. during the next two
months, gradually perfect plans for the
holding Of the mammoth parade.
Chairman Cans today sent a second
invitation to Governor Swanson, of Vir-
gina, to officiate as one Of the five
Judges Of the parade.
Has Not Heard
Since the first invitation was sent 10
Governor Swanson, the Richmond
Tirnes-Dispatch has published a story
to the effect that he would accept it.
Chairman Cans, however, has not re-
ceived official notification.
The only judges that have so far &C
cepted are Governor Crothers. of Mary
land. and Commissioner Macfariand.
Following the announcement yester-
day that a cup would be awarded by
S. Kann, Son & Co, this firm an
nounced today that the cup has been
purchased and VIII be engraved within
the next few days. It is to be donated
to the LADY driving the most artistically
decorated ear.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
LOCAL STOCK BOARD
STANDS ADJOURNED
Interesting Situation in Gas
Attracts Much Attention in
Financial Circles.

There was no session of the Wash
ington Stock Exchange today. the
Saturday adjournment being effective
Washington Gas was the subject of
much comment on the Street An in
teresting situation still exists in this
stock, and financial interests are
watching the movement closely. So
far. 1t has been impossible to trace
the activity in the stock TO the proper
source, although there are many and
varied opinions. The nominal price of
the shares is about IS and the banks
are advancing up to 80 on collateral
loans.
The shares of the Washington Rail
way and Electric Company continue
to attract attention and support from
investors the common stock being
especially strong because Of dividend
prospects.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
COVENANT CHURCH
SERVICES TOMORROW
The Rev. DR.. George F. Dudley
VIII Officiate and Mrs. Fugitt
Will Sing.

The Rev. DR.. George F. Dudley, rector
Of St Stephens Church. will sing a
number of solos al o'clock service,
to be held tomorrow evening in Gov
enaut Church.
The musical service vJill be partici-
pated in by Mrs. Anna Grant Fugitt,
who will sing two numbers; Howard
Rederick, who will play a violin Sc
lection fer the offertory, and John NJ
Jones, coTnetist for the Engineer Band,
who will assist with the hymns, which
are 10 be rendered under the direction
of Mr. Frederick. There will be the
usual dVe-minute address 10 BOYS and
girls by MT. bennett. in addition 10
DR. Dudley's sermon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
STATION VICINITY
CLEARED Of SIGNS
Commissioners Commend
Billboard Company for
Prompt Action.

With the removal OF the billboard at
North Capitol street and Massachusetts
avenue, the vicinity OF the new Union
Station is free from unsightly adver-
Using to which objection was made by
the Commissioners.
Commissioner West today commended
the Washington Bin Posting Company
Tor so promptly removing the billboard.
as It involves a financial sacrifice. The
lease on the property on which the
signs were erected does not expire for
seven months, during which time the
OIL posting company must pay a
monthly rental Of $3.50 In view OF this
situation Commissioner West said to-
day that In the future he viii recon-
mend the rer-c.se4 Of biilboards upon
the expiration Of the ie-sc.
The question as 20 the right Of the
commissioners to compel the removal Of
existing signs on building walls mas
sci.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
TWO CASES BEFORE
CORPORATION COURT
Mrs. Thomas Gorham Dies
at Her lone in
Alexandria.
WASHINGTON TIMES BUREAU,
ALEXANDRIA,. VA JULY 81

The corporation court, Judge Louis &C.
Barley presiding, held a short session
al the courthouse here this morning
The first case heard was that Of Pat
terson VS.. Harrington. removal from
the justice of the peace.
The case of Frank & Adler vs.. Mar
shall & Bro. was also heard. This IS
an appeal from the decision OF jus
tice Of the Peace
Mrs. Gorham, widow of Thomas Cor
ham, died at her home, on South Payne
street, near Duke street, this morning
She Is survived by several children
The members of the police department
are making extensive arrangements Tor
their excursion 10 Marshall Hall, Wnlcn
will be held on Tuesday, August "A
The funeral of Charles Rapley HOoT
was held from the Seminary Chapei this
afternoon and was attended by practl-
Cally all the business men IN Alexandra.
The Rev. Douglas HOOn, a nephew OF
the deceased, and the Rev. DR.. Wallis,
Of the seminary, conducted the funeral
services. The active pallbearers were
l. +. Uhler, J. j. Greene, A. X. War
field, 4. +. Knox jr., u. ;. baWeett,
Maurice wilkins, L. W. White, and H
A. Crump-
The honorary paHbearers were Col.
Arthur Herbert j. Eichberg, @. l..
Boothe, Walter Roberts, b Baer, Jr,
NJ. 4. Harlow. and G. T. Warheld.
Recognition Day services win be OBJ
served and the ordination of deacons
held at the First Baptist Church. at
Clarendon, tomorrow. The Rev. w. F..
Watson. Of the First Baptist Church
here, viii deliver the sermon.
Hezekiah Henderson has bought from
Annie T. Atwell and husband a house
and lot on the north side Of Queen
street, between Columbus and Alfred
streets.
George Johnson, a little colOred boy
was arrested BY Policeman RaWlett,
charged with stealing a velOcipede
from Mrs. Hugh Murphy. Justice
eaton this morning sent Johnson to the
Reform School
Luke @. Strider, of Washington, pur-
chased at auction from W. +. Gilbert
and Gwyuu Gardner, commissioners,
the property of rhe Virginia Glass Com
pany. II Is understood that the plaut
will be reODeneC this fall.
Miss Julia S Jennings, Of Richmond,
has bought from the Washington Mon
ument Association a lot in George
Washington Park. The price paid was
Si52.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
BUILDING PERMITS.

The following building permits were
issued today.
To c. w. King. jr, for three two
story brick dwellings, from 1872 10 l6iS
Monroe street northwest. architect y.
r. Grimm; builder. c. W. King, jr.;
estimated cost. $1,000
To owen owen TO repair one twO-story
brick dwelling at 1922 II street north
west; architect and contractor, A. p.
Clark jr.: estimated cost. s. $50
To Andrew Stewart for one tWO-stOry
brick dwelling at 20l3 Fourteenth street
northwest: architect A. =. Clark, jr.;
builder, John c. Yost; estimated cost,
Loo.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
BOARDER is FINED
FOR DODGING BILL

George Roth was fined SO in Police
Court this morning by Judge KImbaIl
for lodging a board bill since Au.Eust
20 1905 Miss Elsie Evans, who was SON
Quoting a boarding house at 9l2 b street
northwest was the complainant and she
had the figures to show that Roth was
indebted 10 her SIS Roth admitted a
debt OF SIS, declaring he had Dur off
payment so long because OF his Inability
to get 50 much money together All one
time If he pays the SIS, he via have
his dne reduced to So
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
TOO MANY WIVES CHARGE.

YORK. Pa, July 31-Charged with
having wives IN Wallingford, Pa, Will
mingtOn, Del, and in Virginia, William
Rasin. a travelling salesman, is locked
up here pending investigation into his
alleged bigamous marriages. Informa-
ton against Rasin was made out by Spe-
cial Officer II. b. Kane, who is also i'm
Vestigatng a report that the prisoner
has another wife in York.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
MOUNT WASHINGTON
HAS HEALTHY BOOM
Owners Much Interested in Move
ment TO Have District Absorb
That Section.
That Section.

There has been an unusual amount
Of activity recently in the subdivision
known as Mt. Washington. Va, ad-
joining Arlington on the north. tbs
property has an elevation OF 200 feet
and overlooks the entire city Of Wash
ingt0n.
$4,000 concrete bungalow is now
under construction mere, and Sergeant
Smith, u. 5. A., has just completed
and is occupying an attractive resi-
dence- Several sales have ben made
in the subdivision lately by f. A.
Vance Of the Greater Washington
Realty Company, which controls IL
Mr. Vance is much interested in the
movement to bring back under the
control of the Government that Dor
ton Of Virginia which was q part Of
the District Of Columbia prior to Is47.
To do so, he believes, would increase
property values there from two 70
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
METHODISTS PLAN
SUNRISE SERVICE

A sunrise prayer meeting viii be held
at Mt. Airy tomorrow morning at @
o'clock by the Mems Club Of the Ana
costa Methodist Episcopal Church. The
Rev. w. f. Bird, pastor of the church.
viii preside. D. c. Smithson viii have
charge OF the singing.
Tomorrow evening the Rev. Alfred Les
lie Morse will speak In the Anacostia
church on ''Lif es Golden Years and
VIII use cartoons in illustrating his
subject
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
NEW YORK COTTON
EASIER AT CLOSING

NEW YORK, July a.-Under the bet
ter support the market rallied a little
and rose 3 10 4 points. Room traders
sold at the advance under which prices
eased or to a lower closing.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
SYLPH RESCUES TWENTY.

BIDDEFORDPOOL. Me, July 81
The Presidents yacht Sylph rescued
twenty OF q party Of twenty-nine per
sons Who had been thrown in the Saco
River when power boat caps!zed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
EXPRESS TRAIN HITS CHILD.

VINELAND. *. J.. July 3t.-The four
year-old son Of r. Morono walked on
The West Jersey railroad track as an
express train approached. The child
was hurled many feet, and sustained a
broken leg and fractured skull. Physi-
clans fear he will die.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
WHEAT WAS BETTER
ON LONG FUTURES
July Delivery Weak, Trades Being
Generally Covered-ShOrts
BUYERS.

CHICAGO, July 3l.-July wheat was
easier, while the deferred futures were
stronger. Some Of the free sellers Of
Friday were the chief buyers. There
was activity in September ana Deem
Der. The closing was strong.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
THE CURB MARKET.

Quotations furnished by z. ?. Hutton q
Co. members New York Stock Exchange,
Thomas L Hume. manager. 1901 2 street
northwest:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Lewis Johnson & Co.-There is consid-
cradle bull-ta!k on the fractions In po-
litical circles. II is noted that both
InterbOro preferred and Brooklyn Rapid
Transit are suggested for advances.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
SURPLUS IN BANKS
HAS FALLING OFF
That of New York Associated In
stitutf0nS Half as Much as
Last Year.

NEW YORK, July 31.-The weekly
statement Of the associated banks shows
the following changes:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

A. q. Plant & Co.-Dun's review saws
reDorts from principal trade centers are
uniformly encouraging in spite of dull
season o. the year. Bradstreets say
more buyers are I'm evidence in leading
,1arIxets. Receiver Of Chicago, Hamil-
tor and Dayton says reorganization IS
held up by reluctance Of note holders.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

2. F. Hutton & Co.-Our information
today shows that very strong bull
pool is working in Atchison. and that
il WIN make no attempt TO distribute
stock ia volume until the price has gone
m noinfs HIGHER. recent analysis
shows that Atchison would have a
Isrger per mile surplus after paving an
Increased dividend OF 6 per cent than
Southern Pacific.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Griffin Halstead & Co.-July new
financing smallest Of any month this
year. Storm damage reported from
many towns IN Texas. but cotton crop
noon the whole is benefited. Nebraska
Is marketing largest wheat crop in his
tory InterborO earned equal TO 13 per
cent IN last hsCal year. which was the
best of it's history. Banks gained on
the weeks currency movement S@,10li 900
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
FINANCIAL GOSSIP.

Hartman & Co.-Looks like a con-
tinuatlon Of upward movement and a
strong hnish for the week as a leader
for the public next week. Favor steel.
Union Pacific. Southern Pacific. New
York Central. and Reading Atchison
should be watched as We near another
Government crop report II looks CHEAP.
X. B. Hlbbs & Co.-An official OF the
Railway Steel Spring Company reports
that the plants are now operating on
from 60 10 IS per cent Of capacity.
While there are no rush orders business
is coming in steadily. and has been i'm
proving ali the time, and II II keeps up
81 the present rate as II is expected to
DO the prospects are bright for a good
year.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
TODAYS SALES ON
NEW YORK EXCHANGE

Quotations furnished by ". Z. Hibbs q
Co, bankers and brokers. HibDs Building,
members New York Stock Exchange. Wash
ington Stock Exchange. and Chicago Board
Of Trade)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Luke @. Strider, of Washington, pur-
chased at auction from W Z. Gilber.
and Gwyuu Gardner, commissioners,
the property of rhe Virginia Glass Com
pany. II is understood that the plant
will be reOpened this fall.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

George Johnson, a little colOred boy
was arrested by Policeman Rawlett,
charged with stealing a velOcipede
from Mrs. Hugh Murphy. Justice
Cation this morning sent Johnson to the
Reform School
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Mrs. Gorham, widow of Thomas Cor
ham, died at her home, on South Payne
street, near Duke street. this morning
She Is survived by several children
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Miss Julia s. Jennings, of Richmond,
has bought from the Washington Mon
Washington Park. The price paid was
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22
H. c. VS. Monroe.

The Hannibal Cubs came to this
city and Christians park Sunday
afternoon and crossed bats on the
diamond with Monroe.
Cubs line up Holeman C, Pleasant
p, Killiam / b. Calbert 2 b, Beord 8
b. Harvell IS, Henize If, Tiquan CT,
WoOton IF.
Monroe, Hurd C, Whitman p, L.
Hagan / b, Miller 2 b, Gosney 3 D.
Davenport SIS, Young cS, j. B. Hagan
If, F. Grimm IF. Umpire, Montgom-
cry.
Cubs scored in the first and
seventh. Monroe 4 in second and
8 in fifth. Score 7 to 2 in favor of
Monroe.
The Cubs got three hits off of
Whitman and Monroe five hits offof
Holeman.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22

nearly three-fourths of a century
With many of her relatives in Gull
pepper county, Virginia, she emil
grated to Missouri when a child
and it is probable that she is relat-
ed to 5000 persons in this section
of the state, principally around Mon
roe City. Paris and Stoutsville. She
was the mother of ten children six
of whom survive, and the grand
mother of twenty-three, twenty-one
of whom survive. The surviving
children are: J. H. Nolen, of Jeffer-
son City, Deputy State Labor Com
missioner; F. M. Nolen, of Paris,
Sheriff of Monroe county; Oliver T.
Nolen, of lola, Kas.; Ambrose j.
Nolen, Melvin P. Nolen and Mrs.
Mary E. Norman, of Monroe City.
Mrs. Nolen, whose maiden name
was Vowel, was a member of the
Presbyterian church and the widow
of John L. Nolen, a native of Har-
din county, Kentucky. Her hus-
band also was a pioneer settler of
of Northeast Missouri. He was one
of the first shippers of live stock
over the Hannibal and St. Joseph
railroad. Hannibal Journal.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22
Birthstone.

What becomes of a mans re-
spectibility after death?
1t should be resolved by the peo-
pie to leave off something more.
About the only work an office
holder does is to work for re-elec-
ton.
Of course, there is no such thing
as true love. but there is an imita-
ton that is mighty pleasant.
Always remember that your
neighbors watch you closely, and
that your neighborS are very par
ticular.
The advertisers are Offering some
improvement in hammOcks, but the
old fashioned type that is large
enough for one, and strong enough.
for two, still has the Endorsement of
the householderS' union.
If you are moving into a new
house, please your new neighborS
by moving in on a day when they
have nothing much to do, so they
can sit around and see what kind
of furniture you have. If the
don't discover a new fam
lily has moved into the neighbor-
hood until the new people are set
tied. they have a grievance they
never entirely get over.-AtchiSon
(Kan) Globe
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22
Some Points About Missouri.

The area of Missouri is slightly
larger than England and Wales.
which have ten times as large
population.
In Missouri there are only ASP
persons to the square mile. In Bel
GUM there are 5S8, in England $50.
and in Saxony 735.
The year 1855 was called the
year of the great waters" because
of the Mississippi river flood
1t has the largest acreage of blue
grass of any state.
One Missourian feeds 500 worth
OF corn every hour.
Six crops of alfalfa come per
year from the same field
, Timothy, the leading hay grass,
is grown everywhere
The acreage of blue grass pastur-
age in Missouri is placed at 7 IL
million acres.
Alfalfa has yielded $14 an acre.
1t is the leading clover state of
the union.
Tobacco has yielded 1900 pounds
per acre.
One county'S annual cotton crop
is worth IL million dollars Kan
saS City Star.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22
Punctured Hand

Charlie Straub has a sore b and to
show for the ride he didn't get.
He caught hold of the hay to
climb upon the load and the driver
thinking to assist him picked up
the pitchfork to stick it in the load
for Charlie to climb by and in so
doing drove one of the tines through
the fieshy part of the hand between
the left thumb and the hand.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22

Yisterdee We had a show in our Shed.
wuz a Clown with my face painted
RED!
Stub was a akrobat. supple and Slim
He did thee tricks and parodyed him.
That Is thee way that a clown. looking
sad,
Keeps all thee people a laughing like
mad.
We got along very good with thee show
Till suspended myself by mi toe!
Stub cannot do this a tall, and he sed:
You should fall over thee ring on your
head!
Then climbed up on thee rope and by
I walked across to thee end of thee
thing!
Stubbie fell OFF every ting that he tried,
So he got angry at me and he cried:
Il am thee one that is star Of this play /:
Clowns 10 not nuch In a show, any
way"
sed, by jing. that knew what to be.
Stub bawled. IAN right, Mr.. Smart. we
shall see!"
Next thing we knew we wuz fighting
like sin.
Jared thee best. Stubbie's suit was so
thin!
He banged my eye but hit him crack
back.
Then I Jumped onto him there on thee
Hay
Making him boiler "Enuff!" where he
lay!
All OF the fellers applauded like mad
Even thee wimmen folks scanned to be
glad.
Billy -sed, gist as he started to go:
THAT wuz the very best part of thee
Shown
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22
5000 Relatives in Missouri

Harry Norman, a St. Louis news
paper man, was in Hannibal last
night returning from the funeral Of
his grandmother. Mrs Emma Jane
Nolen, of Monroe City. who died
there Thursday. Mrs. NOlen was a
pioneer Of Northeast Missouri and
had lived in Monroe county for
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22

A field glass of direct power suf-
ficient to reveal the magnitude of
the corporation taxes contemplated
by the Taft amendment to the tar
if law, of inverse power sufficient
to reduce the contained joker to the
point of invisibility, and mechani-
cally adjusted to admit of direct
and inverse application simultane-
ously. - The Public.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-07-22
Filterations.

twenty-five thousand umbrellas
are annually lost in London and re-
turned to the police station" says an
exchange. If all the umbrellas
lost in London are returned
to the police station, the Eng
fish have earned just reputation for
honesty. In Chicago-well, I'm toting
one myself that-but, of course, this is
another story.
4 4 4
Prepare yourselves for turkey,
turkey cold, turkey hash, turkey GRO
quotes, turkey soup and turkey in the
gravy. That makes six days of
turkey 1t beats all how long a single
bird will last in some households that
haven't bull pup.
4 4 4
The boy who knows enough to bot
tie up his laughter when the joke is
on pa, seldom will be compelled to eat
his meals while he is standing.
4 4 4
/ would like to get a meal for Sc
like used to buy out in the country
for thirty-five cents. That's how hun
CRY l am-sometimes.
4 4 4
There are any number of safety
razors on the market. Most of them
are safe, too. Now, who will invent
one that will shave?
4 + 4
The Grant husband usually knows
his wife's limit when advising her
how late it was when he got home In
the night before.
4 4 4
A resident of a small Wisconsin
town adVertises for two lost pigs and
asks the finder ito please leave in the
barber shop"
--rt 4 4 4
The boy who gets the neck at the
Christmas dinner has a right to ques.
ton the authenticity of that Santa
Claus story.
4 q Il
The mistletoe isn't an open seasame
TO . girl's lips. II Is Just a test to
md out II shs v better dodger than
you are.
yw1 4 4 y
Those who think the most seriously
OF marriage frequently are still single.
'' @ q o
le Stating the Calf.
A farmer named Smith hired an ex-
SA~is~~~a 49, a. S-'- Hts-. s.sNA..a tha