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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

your wife does not appear to be
satisfied"
She ought TO be. she always has
aer own way. Oughtn't she be salts
hed when | always let her have her
own way without opposition"
Shed be better satisfied with II II
she had to fight for IT,"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
Imnorinnt 10 Mothera.


While the area conceded to the i3
original states by the peace treaty OF
1888 was $4,000 square miles, their
present area Is but $4,000 square
miles. the other 5O2, 900 square miles
forming In whole or in part 10 other
states.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
sure slon Of Success.

The Model-"Ilow Ia that irlond OF
yours who wont 10 study In ParisT
The Artlst-"Oh. he's getting On IA
mously"
The Model-"How do you known
Have you heard from hlmg"
The Artist-"No. that's how ! know
hes doing so well ILLUSTRATED Bits.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
Mr.. GOSLINGTON is SENSITIVE

much as the bat Of an eye or the
culver OF an eyelash; she simply ig.
nored me; she passed me by as II /
had been the knob on the door insNcad
OF the man holding the door open Tor
her,
go you know that Jared on me.
Hurt my feelings sorter don't sup
nose | ought TO be so sensitive. but !
seem 10 be built that way"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
brilliant project brought to NauOht

In the year 1894 William Patterson.
founder OF the Bank OF Scotland. con.
colyed the grand project Of planting
on the Isthmus OF Darien q British
colony which. in his own words
should secure for Great Britain the
keys OF the universe. enabling their
possessors to give laws to both oceans
and 10 become the arbters OF the com
mercial world" This colony was actu
ally founded at place still known
as Puerto Escooes. but It's people
were subsequently forced by the Span
lards to eyacuate and return to Scot
land.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

{ have ever used. II makes n nice color
on any kind OF goods. cotton, wool or
mixed goods. So Mrs. Corbett writes.
10 cents per package at dealers. II
not In stock. send 10 cents to Dyola,
Burlington. VI. Mention color desired
and we will send you same with color
card and direction book.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
Made a Good Job.

Minerva has just sprung from tho
brow OF Joye.
Il always had a good head for ng'
ures," he cried
Herewith he eyed the classic out
aines approyingly. New York sun.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
TakInl Hla rIme.

Bacon-lt is said that at the pres
eut ratio OF progress 20 years will
elapse before the ruins OF Pompeii
are entirely uncovered.
Trbert-Tho man with the hoe"
must be working by the day over
there.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
Worked Both Ways.

Artlst-"Ilave you noticed that
long hair makes man hook intolloc'
tnal2"
His Friend-"wcii. I've seen wives
pick them on their husbands coats
when II made them took foolish
Punch
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

"My dear"
"what IL It, hubbyY"
II wish you would drop around at
the market today and inspect steak
that | hold an option on. Then. u
You IKE Il, call at my office and wen
sign the transfer papcrs"-khnsas
Civ Journai
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

Teacher Uostlng tho knowledge OF
a class on the value OF colnsl We'll.
what is that2'
Johnnie-"Heads. sirl"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
The Reason.

soott-"Half the people In the
world don't know what the other half
are doing"
Mott-"No. that is because the
other half are doing mem."-Boston
Transcript,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24
Appreciated

well. Rastus. I'm glad you like
yuur new employer. Remember you
cannot do too much for him
mo. sab; don't mean to-"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

have lived to know that the great
secret OF human happiness IL this
never suffer your energies to stagnate
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

Before she is married a woman
Judges man by HIS outlay; after
ward by his Income
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-12-24

A married man can always get 10
tie on his sentence for bad behavior
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
THE STORY OF OHE SNOWFLAKE

The snowflake should be a JOY
forever, for it is a thing of beauty.
Did you ever examine a snowflake
with a microscope enlarging a few
diameters? Try it and see what
pretty geometric figures Nature in
dulges in when she orders snow
storm.
Every flake is hexagon in some
manner; that is, 1t has six sides,
six points, six facets or six angles.
If the temperature should remain
the same during a snowstorm all
the flakes of that storm would be
alike, but usually the temperature
during the snowstorm varies, and
the wind direction under the influ-
ence of bodies of water varies.
Hence in one snowstorm there may
be found as many different flake
forms as there were differing wind
directions during the storm, or va
rying degrees in temperature while
the snow was falling.
These wonderful little geometric
figures have ever been the theme
of poets, sages and prophets and
patriots. One has said: where
the snow falls there / freedom"
Another has said: "He sendeth his
snow as a blanket of wool"
The first quotation refers to the
hardness and independence of peo-
pie dwelling in cold and rigorous
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
PENCIL POINTS:

Another rumor of morning paper for the local
field has been knocked the head But this paper
business is like the Gait has nine lves-and quick
one is given the blink another hobs up sereney.
Local meat report increased demand for tpoak' "
chops and they said to be having hard time to meet
it. Can be because of the proximity of 600 coored
soldiersi
Although this is generally considered to be the closed
for parks, crowds filled Mantle yesterday and ad
mired the beautiful autumna foliage. It's great thing
for the world workers to get close to nature Sundays
Speculation already is beginning to who may be
mayor and commissioners under Spokanes commission
1t is said that several prominent citizens
could be induced to make the sacrifices.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

days; mother, 3S years 4 months
"a days; sister. 16 years 9 months
Is days; Johnny, 8 years Z months
6 days.
3S-4-24 minus 9-7-6 equals 2S-9-18,
mothers age when Johnny was
born.
One fourth of 2S-9-18 equals 1912,
sisters age when Johnny was born
1919 plus 9-7-6 equals 1918,
sisters age.
2s-9-1S plus 9-7-6 equals 3S-4-24,
mothers age.
1913 times 3 equals 50-4-24,
fathers age.
One-fourth of 2S-4-24 equals 9-7-6,
Johnny's age.
9-7-6 plus 4 equals 1916 times
equals 54-4-24-one-fourth is John
ny's age In years.
50-4-24 times 4 equals 54-4-24,
fathers age in 4 years.
LITTLE EVA,
1885 Crescent Ave-. City.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
JOSH WIS., SAYS:

Minister WI has sworn off going
to seances. When an Indian con-
troll" talks Chinese, it is time to
quit.
"Is there any truth in tn ereports
that since your state has adopted
prohibition it is possible to get any
drink one wants at any drug
store?" asks the visitor
Are you thirsty or are you work
ing for a magazine?" asks the ma
tive.
What is your opinion of the long
hatpin?'
"They may be all right in some
peoples eyes"
Exactly. But we don't want
them in ours"
Robbers who tried to rob a Min.
nesota bank were driven away by
burglar alarms. 'Oh, hear dem
bells!"
Friends Of liberty all over the
world are pulling for the Spanish
monarchy's downfall-but it is al
most vain hope, in the face of
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
UNIVERSITY EDITOR
IS BUSTED
BECAUSE JOKES IN HIS PAPER
WERE DEEMED SLOW"

OAKLAND, Oct. 23.-Sample of
Editor Fays jokes, which are called
"low" by universit yauthorities:
Rolling hips gather no fat.
All In the Beverage.
You can lead a chorus girl to water,
But you cannot make her drink;
But try her on wine or something
hotter
And watch your bankroll shrink.
The Wheeler folks had a postal
from Ben yesterday. He says he is
hitting the high places. He might
as well while he has that $4,000 car
fare.
Bill Taft was in the office last
week. He has been dieting since he
left home so he can fit into hacks
in parades more easily.
Its all off now" sighed the
bathing suit-clad slim man, as he
espied his affinity sitting on the
sand.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
MICHIGAN YOUTH LOSES TO HIS FATHER
IN RACE FOR HOOSIER GIRLS HAND

cured a divorce. had also had an
affection for Miss Woods and had
beat his son here, secured the girl
and had been married In Evans
vile, Ind.
Upon reaching her today. young
Butler went TO the home of the
girls aunt In search of Miss Woods
and there was told that papa" had
been the successful sutton. Heart
broken. the young man returned
boma>
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

with the broad shoulders and the
bulging muscles.
1T was perfectly wonderful the
way you tossed those cannon balls
and held up nine other men with
one hand. Won't you please see
IL you can raise this window for
mew
But the strong man knew his
limitations and politely begged off.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
AND HE WiLTED

Il beg your pardon, SIR" said the
young lady passenger as she lean
ed forward and tapped the
shoulder Of the man who sat just
in front of her, "are you not the
strong man whom | saw at the
circus yesterday"
II am" replied the gentleman
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

MOST ANYTHING
Its a poor weather
prophet who goes wrong on
yistiddy's weather"
Spanish ability to make good"

Spanish ability to make good"
1t is mighty difficult to, get one
self interested in Mount Mckinley
again, yet it. seems almost obiiga-
tory.
did Opportunity knock at your
door?"
Yes, but the cook always main
tanned that it wasn't her place to
answer it."
II man is at heart just, then in
so far is he God; the safety of God
the Immortality of God, the majesty
of God, do enter into that man
with justice.-Emerson.
King Of Greece also in hot water.
Seems to be the season for thermal
baths in Europe.
One of the "forty immortals" of
France at 65 is to wed a young act
ress. Evidently under the delusion
that the name makes him so.
Mrs. Brooks-Have you any faith
in life insurance?
Mrs. Lynne-Yes, indeed. I've
realized 100000 from two hus-
bands, and they weren't very good
ones, either.
Swedish educator suspected Of
utilization with bomb throwers,
committed suicide in London. He
could have had himself expeditions
ly shot by merely removing to
Spain.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

ANDERSON. Ind. Oct. H.
HaIph Butler, 20. of Charlotte.
Mich. became engaged to Miss
Daisy Woods while she was In
Charlotte. and when she left II was
arranged that he would meet her
~ Anderson, whore she had m
aunt, and they would be married.
Whsn Butler arrived here, how
ever, be found that his father,
Dantsi 8. Better. who recently pro-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
FORMS OF SNOWFLAKES.

climates. Every wheat grower
knows what the prophet meant
when he said that the snow was as
blanket of wool, for though these
little figures are wholly ice, yet
they lie over the land and prevent
the soil from radiating it's heat and
freezing out the wheat and the
grasses
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
Forward With the
Movement.

Is,
and prepare the way for adoption of charter here
found feasible The membership of that committee is
very good 1t is made up of representative and able ct
zens Although The Press favored the selection of such
committee by mass meeting, nothing should be done to
embarrass the movement, and the committee appointed
can be relied upon to the city's best interests
Tacoma has just adopted commission charter It is
combination of the best points in the Des Mones and Gal
weston charters, and it would be we'll for the committee
to all the information Tacoma can give in this
matter.
The commission form of government can not be pre-
pared for Spokane too quickly Her old garment has been
worn threadbare And Spokane wants to the very
newest and BEST styles
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
JEALOUSY

Mays new hat is perfectly
hideous."
TT isn't a bit more hideous than
mine. You're always saying nice
things about May
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
IN THE FUTURE

Gee! Look at that hayseed!"
"How do you know he's a rube?"
See him rubber at the air
ships"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

It is announced that
Cook is clearing $4,000 a
day net through his lee
lures. By "net" is meant
profit, usufruct extending
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

~ NAIL 6UH3CRIBERS-The when subscription
pEs on the sddres: label Of each When that date
uves your SUBSCRIPTION has paid
niae taken from the list change of address
label . receipt
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
HOW OLD.*LS
JOHNNY


Spokane Press: Johnny Jones is
now 3-5 years 6 weeks and days
old. He was 3 IS years the day
school opened (Sept. y, and 6
weeks and days have elapsed
since that time. Yours respect
fully. A. T. p.
Spokane Press-Sir: Johnny
Jones Is years old. His sister to-
day 10 IL years old: his mother "a
years old. and his father SO. In
four years Johnny Jones will be 10
years old and his father 46. Six Is
One-fourth Of "a; IL is one-third of
rs, and 10 Is one-fourth of 40.
Johnny Jones correct age, 6
years. ID. A. c..
1418 Indiana Ave.
Editor Press: How old Is Johnny
Jones. Johnny Is . years Z months
8 days old.
Father. so years 4 months "a
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25
Fake or Fact, It's Fine
for Doc Cook.

over and beyond expenses warm comforting cash that
goes into Mr.. Cooks pantaloon pockets
It's all right. If folks want to pay to hear man who
claims to have fourheaded calf white rhinoceros
north pole in his vest pocket it's their privilege But in
his possession of the curiosity is strongly disputed that
he cannot show calf blond rhno north
poe and that he refuses to produce proof until 80 days
have passed. when he will make official and formal dem
onstraon through the commission of scientific experts at
Copenhagen. Thirty days at $4,000 per is going some.
biggest adventure this age has known he's accom-
pished the biggest fake any age has known and his
like will not be again at $3.50 for orchestra
Gle, SOC for balcony.
brand new house Nineteenth street bears this in
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

A committee has been
appointed by the mayor to
investigate the commission
form of government, as
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

brand house Nineteenth street bears this in
scripton: "A nest all ready for the brides" Here's
hoping that it may always be contented nest
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-10-25

woman put 81 900 in diamonds on car window last
night and then shut the window knocking them out into
the night. Did she deserve to lose them?
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-01
WOMAN SUFFRAG|STS
ACTIVE
ORGANIZATION IN SPOKANE COM
MENcEs SERIES or PUBLIC
DEMONSTRATIONS.

Spokane. July af.-Flaunting flags
stars as "A eenterpieee. reprt eentins the
states In Which, women hay.. il right
la lie ballot. with decorations IL
white "ad yellow la nr..ft-itn AMI
III minent workers eIissatcl in sha
rause, .he College E44al suffrage club
OF Spokane, hea1al by Mr. 4. N.
Comerford. has began series os
staest. park and hal meetings n con-
ttnae until tho stata convention IN
October. The ci&h viii also nssia-
tain Camp Equality ut Liberty Lake.
Wash
The leaders OF the movement are
Mrs, May Arkwright Hutton and Mrs.
La Refine Baker of Spokane. who viii
be joined in few days by the Misses
Gertrude, Louise and Helen kangley
Of Seattle. The Kangley sisters and
Mrs. Baker were delegates In the SUI
fragists' convention IN London Last
spring. when they took an active part
in the work of the militants,
In connection with the battle for
the amendment to the constitution IF
the state Of Washington, To he de-
cided by ballot i'm 1910, there II prom
Used Il lively fight between tile fac
tions led by the women ST Spokane on
one side and Mrs. Emma Smith Do
Noe of Seattle on the other. Tile lines
are already sharply drawn.
Rev. nr. :. Willis MarFaddea, pas
tor of the First Presbyterian church OF
Spokane. probably started something
when he said. among other things. In
a sermon:
Believer in woman's rights that I
AM IL is beyond my powers af nhser-
walton to see why woman today should
neglect her home and children in her
attempt II secure the ballot. That Is
what many are doing. Our boys AMI
girls are not trained a. our grand
parents brought up their children.
We neglect the boy and sse are not
bringing up the sIris as Ne should.
The girls of today are the future
mothers nf the nation. and they
should be trained i'm homemaklRg and
housekeeping, College education i not
enough
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-01
MOST DISASTROUS
STORM OF SEASON

Huron. S. u. July Slate reports
indicate that Fridays storm was one
of the most disastrous that ever Wis
tied this section. The loss Ii placed
AT many thousands of dollars Thou
sands Of acres of grain were ruined.
many small buildings We're wrecked
and much other damage done.
Chris Peterson and two sons We're
caught In a wrecked barn and all Sc
riousIy injured. The storm started
near Roekham. Sphinx county. and COW
cred an area from that point west to
Washington and east tn kingsbury
county line. breaking few miles south
of this city. Yale. Sheffield. sayour.
Hitchcock. Broadmanns, woisey and
washington We're In the storm district
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-01

with Spanish evo.u'ionaries. he re-
manned a conservative.
"Timbuctoo." Tennyson's prize poem,
caused Charles Wordsworth, the future
bishop. to say that lat Oxford the au-
thor would have had better chance
of being rusticated. with the view of
his passing few months at iunatic
asylum than of obtaining a prize
Though byron and Shelley were dead.
Scott and Wordsworth were still living
when Tennyson published his first
poems. and Wordsworth lived to pay
tribute to ~ennyson's genius. Aubrey
de We're. the Irish poet. tells of a stay
at Rydal Mount with Wordsworth.
when he recited some of Tennyson's
verses. including. "Of old sat FREEDOM
on the heights" To the venerable poet.
Wordsworth listened with deepening
attention. and finally said: Il must
acknowledge that these poems are very
solid and noble in thought. Tkcr die
ton also seem singulariy stately"
As we read our Tennyson today We
can but echo this praise with louder
emphasis. For Tennyson's technique
grew in perfection until he played upon
sonorous organ with muItitudinou-
stors. Hundreds of verses are blown
up the chimney with his pipe-smoke.
or were written down and thrown into
the fire is not perfect enough" says his
son.
VS. Tribute of His Friends.
This heroic capacity for self criticism
which so few authors possess made
him the almost flawless artist that he
was. Early recognition was not want
ing. Edward Fitzgerald, destined to
win Immortality himself as translator
of Omar khayyam. wrote i'm 1872
lie Will publish such a volume as
has never been published since the
time oil Keats, and which. once pub
,ished. will never he suffered to die.
This is my prophecy. for | live before
posterty"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-01

Shakespeara's '*cymhelins. In his hand,
open at Act V, Scene v, his fame has
steadily grown. Next to Shakespeare
and Milton. no English poet Il more
certain Of enduring renoNn. A. Kip
ling. answering letter Of praise, said
~ hen the private In the ranks is
praised by the general he cannot pre-
sumo - thank him, but he fights the
better next day" There il also Il beau
tiful story about Japanese poet. an
old man over So who hearing that a
visitor was al EngiiShanan. said he
had a great FL or To ask, Then he
brought copy If In Memnriam"
from "A cabinet and asked the visitor
In read from it. After ae had complied
the old poet thanked him. and said
that though he did not know the words
the music spoke 10 him. aud 81 he and
the great poet OF England talk ID
each other across the world
William Watson paid Tennyson the
finest tribute of all In a threuudy
worthy to stand with Sheiley.s lament
for Keats. Watson had once met Ten,
nyson. and he wrote
Yea. beheld thee. and behold thee
yet,
Thou has forgotten. but can | forgets
The accents of thy pure and sovereign
tongue.
Are they not ever golden1y impressed
on memory's palimpsest2
/ see the wizerI locks like night that
hung,
| tread the floor they hallowing feet
have trnd;
| see the hands Il nations Tyre that
strung.
The eyes that looked through life and
eazed on God.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-01

Carlyle. who had advised Tennyson
to stick to prose. capitulated the same
year in an ardent letter:
Il have just been reading your
poems; / have read certain of them
over again. and mean to read them
over and over till they become my
poems. Truly it is long since
in any English book. prose of poetry.
| have felt the pulse of "A real mans
heart as / do in this same"
Soon after the publication of the vol
ume which elected such praise, Tenny-
son was persuaded to invest all hi.
capital In an invention for turning out
wood carving by machinery. He loss
what he had. and for a while felt the
pinch. not of perjury. but of impecuni-
osity. In 1916 he was placed on the
civil pension list by Sir Robert Peel,
receiving an annuity of f20n. Hi
poems also began to produce a growing
revenue, and heneeforth his life was
one of widening. deepening influence.
until by 1850 his pre-eminence was
acknowledged That year was marked
by three important events in the poets
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-01
VESSEL GOES ASHORE
DURING HEAVY FOG

Point Iona. Cal. July 3f.-The
steam schooner Winnebago. 1901 tons.
bound from Everett. Wash. tn san
Francisco, went ashore early today off
the Msndocinn coast and will prove a
total loss. Captain William Treanor.
his wife and four children and the y
members of the crew escaped
The winnebaso. laden with over
100000 feet Of lumber. was cropping
her way through "a dens. fog at ESQ
o'clock this morning when she struck
Her deck load of lumber was washed
away as she went down.
The winnehago was owned by the
Coast shipping company Of san Fran
cisco and Was valued at sl4e.o0a.