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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
TO FORMULATE. RULES
Launch Owners to Hold a
Meeting and Enforce Rules
to Prevent Accidents.

4 meeting of launch owners, it
is stated, will be called Sunday
afternoon at 3 O'Clock at Foits
& Morris resort. The gathering
together ofall power craft owners
on the Eagle chain is imperative
in order to take Immediate steps
to put in force rules governing
the operating Of launches both
day and night, there being at
the present time haphazard
method in force making it ex-
ceedingly dangerous to those
running launches. Even row
boats have no protection.
All launch owners should deem
it essential to attend the meeting.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
NOT ICE

Notice is hereby given that
sealed bids will be received by
the Town Clerk until July 10th,
u O'Clock noon, for the construc-
tion Of a town hall at village Of
Hackley. Plans and specihca-
tons may be seen at the Hack
ley store. The town board re
serves the right to reject any
or all bids. Contractor will be
required 70 give a 500 bond
lsADoRE JANSEN.
1G-4t. Town Clerk.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
REMEDY FOR ELM TREES
Shade Trees Infested By In
sects Can Be Treated Sue
cessfully In Following Man
ner.

The state horticultural depart
ment furnishes the following
emulsion for the destruction of
insects which now infest shade
trees. The departmentsags that
the only method to rid trees is to
spray them with kerosene
emulsion made as follows:
Dissolve one quart of soft
soap, or one-quarter pound of
hard soap, in two quarts of boil-
ing water. remove from the fire
and pour into a can containing
one pint of kerosene Agitate
Violently in the can for two min
utes, pour out and add two and
bne-hah quarts of water. Apply
with a spray pump.
Kerosene may also beappted
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
NOTICE.

Having purchased a 18Th. P.
steam traction engine /. am
prepared to do any and all kinds
of work, such as wood saving,
road grading, stumping and
clearing land or any other kind
of work where an engine can be
used.
3-31-tf. JAS. H. BoLTE.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
PERSONALS


Ssseeeseeeeeeeesseseesse@8
N. L. Kinney returned Satur-
day from an extended visit at
Chicago.
Paul and Henry Mayo of Don
aldson were county seat visitors
Friday.
Miss Kathryn Nemacheck
spent the 4th with home people
at Appleton.
Miss Exilda Robida returned
Friday from a visit with relatives
at Tomahawk.
Miss Ella Thompson returned
Friday from ayisit with relatives
at Lake Mills.
Grant Lawton has been work
ing insurance at Rhinelander
and other points the past week.
- 1
Mrs. O. E. 1relan and Mrs
Peter LaChance of Donaldson,
were Eagle River callers Thurs
day.
Frank Nemacheck of Appleton
arrived Friday on q visit at the
nome of his son, Joseph Nema
check. :;
Theo. Hachman, spinner at the
Aluminium plant, left last Friday
for 4th of July vacation at
Two Rivers.
Henry Oberholtzer returned
Thursday from DeIa6eld where
he has been working in the state
fish hatchery.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Banke
Of Wausau were 4th of July
guests of their uncle and aunt,
Mr. and Mrs. August Radtke.
w. H. Trumbull of the Rhine
lander indicator was in Eagle
River Yesterday, the guest of
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. E. O'Connor.
MIR. and Mrs. M. A. Fuller OF
Minocqua spent Sunday in Eagle
River, guests at the home of
their daughter, Mrs. Alfred Nor
gan.
The Misses Mary and Emma
Gehrke arrived this morning
from Algoma and are guess at
tine home OF their sister, Mrs
Stephen Bowker.
Mrs. John Klein is enjoying a
visit from her brother. Mr.. La
Mere and lady friend, Miss
Schwake, they arriving yester-
day from Two Rivers.
Mrs ]. B. Manigan and daugh-
ter, Mrs. AL Casper and baby of
Duluth, MINI, arrived Saturday
and are guests at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. Mcintyre.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Morgan
are entertaining relatives from
Marinette-Mrs. l.. H. Gander
and daughter Miss EGith.
Arthur Morgan met them Sun
day morning at Conover.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
FISH LICENSES.

Nonresident fishing licenses
can be obtained of Deputy Game
Warden Jas. Oberholtzer or at
the Villas County News office apd
Eagle River Review office. Cost
of license is 81. #.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
EVERY MORNING

Your ice delivered regularly
and no extra charge for ice used
in making ice cream. Telephone
Hirzel.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Mr.. and Mrs. Pratt Return.

Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Pratt re-
turned Monday from their honey
moon trip of several weeks and
will later OH take up housekeep-
ing duties in Eagle River. They
came Monday from points in
northern Michigan and Wiscon-
sin. Mr.. Pratt has resumed his
duties in the express office.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs I. |. Loughlin
and children departed yesterday
morning for their new home at
Portland, Oregon, making stop
offs at several points before
reaching their destination. Their
household goods were shipped
Monday.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07

Ia intimate mixture with water,
secured BY pumping both liquids
at oree with a pump made es-
pecially for the purpose, of which
makes are now on the market.
About 10 pes. cent Of kerosene
should be used for most plants.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Another Wausau Team.

Henry Numerick, who operates
the Everett Resort farm, pur-
chased a team of 4-year old
mares in Wausau last week
They were driven overland By
lanes Shelf and Mr.. Numerick S
son, arriving Saturday.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Darling Erects Cottage

F. Darling of Milwaukee is
erecting a cottage on his lake
frontage on Catfish, north Of
the L. Nj. Grover tract. 1t will
he completed within couple of
weeks.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
HORSE STRAYED

Black mare, weight 1900; fore
top chopped back on name
heavy with foal or already toal-
ed. Last seen had 3 shoes on
Disappeared from Lac Vieux
Desert on June 18th. Notify
WALTER BENT
Vudesare, Wis.
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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
ICE

Ice delivered promptly by Felt
the ice man. Leave your order
with him and insure prompt
service.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Visiting Old Friends

Ole Olson, one time a resident
OF Eagle River, but now of old
Mexico, arrived last Thursday
Mr.. Olson was years ago in the
employ OF, the Gerry Lumber Co.
Of late years has been cruising
in Mexico.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Garter Hunting a Horse.

6. /. Garter spent several
day at Amigo this week in
search of a driver that will
match up with his cream mare.
Incidentally he also celebrated
the 4th in that city.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Shipment of Black Bass Fry.

Sixteen cans of black bass fry
for Eagle River and four for Con-
over parties were unloaded yes
terdav from the afternoon train.
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Sundays Resort Arrivals


Sunday mornings limited
dropped off over forty guests
for Eagle River resorts. The
train contained eight sleepers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
ASK Return of Library Books.

Those who now have in their
possession books from the travel
ing library, are requested to
return same not later than Sat
urdav to the librarian in the
O'Connor building.
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Meeting OF Temperance Union.

The W. c. [. =. will meet Sat
urdav afternoon at 800 in the
Congregational church.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Fined SIS snd Costs for Killing Aesr,

Jesse Gilmore, from near Three
Lakes paid into Justice Rogers
court treasury the sum of $31 50
for killing a deer out of season.
Game Warden Obernoltzer found
the deer was killed near Long
lake.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
terday, has been leased By Dis
trict Attorney Amos Radcliffe,
who will occupy it this week.
DRINK "KELLY'S srlILE"

The new drink. Non-intoxicat-
ing. 1t reaches the spot. Order
case of Robert Felt Phone
No. &c. 30-4t.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
NOW THE FAVORlTE

Drink "Kelly's Smile Order a
case from Robert Felt. phone
90. Notwithstanding and cool
ing. 30-4t.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
ALARGE PIECE

Ice, if ordered of Hirzel will be
delivered early in the morning
No extra charge for chunk for
ice cream.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Has Speedy Launch.

Rev. ]. ~. Johnson's new
launch was put in the Eagle
waters Saturday 1t is claimed
to be one of the speedy boats
upon the lower chain.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
HOLE PROOF SOCKS

The celebrated Hole Proof Sox,
sold at FrankePs Six panr for
$50. Guaranteed for six months.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
ChiIdren's Birthday Parties.

Lawrence, the 4-year old son
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Morgan,
entertained number of small
friends last Thursday at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Finn
LAWYER.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. +. G. Mcintyre
will entertain young folks at
their home next Friday, the oc-
casion being the birthday of
their daughter Guinevere.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Locate at Portland.

The G.. F. Sanborn family will
leave Ashland tonight for their
new home at Portland, Oregon.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
WOOD FOR SALE

Pine wood, 1S-in. in length, for
sale in any quantity by James
Morgan & Sons. 1T,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Leased Residence Property.

The Loughlin residence prop
erty fronting on Wall and First
streets, which was vacated yes
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
FETT THE ICE MAN

Delivers ice promptly. Leave
YOUR order with him.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
Ships Launch to washbmn.

The Mcleod launch, "Mollie
O." was shipped last Friday to
Art Mcleod at Washburn.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION
REPORT OF THE CONDITION

of the STATE BANK OF EAGLE RIVER,
located at Eagle River, State of Wis
consin. at the close of business on the
23rd day of June, 1909. pursuant
to call by the Commissioner OF Bank
mo
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-07-07
ICE DELIVERED pRonPTLY

Hirzel delivers his ice daily and
early in the morning. Call up
by phone or notify him.
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The Invention Of COINAGE.

AAotl VIZ odNaLuhS IASSlS".
The invention of coinage is due to
the Greeks, most probably to the bank
ers OF HalicarnaSSOs and adjacent Asia
Minor Greek colonies. who. toward tho
end Of the eight century Is. G.. began
stamping the small gold and electron
ingOts which passed through their
hands as currency, with a mark Of
some sort intended to guarantee the
weight and purity Of the metal. Such
ingots very o o assumed a round and
more regular shape, which we find al
ready in the older silver coins from
Aegina, nearly contemporary with the
Asia Minor beans"
Curious to say. none OF the sur
rounding peoples with whom the Aslat-
ic and European Greeks were in con-
slant communication, political or COM
mercial, took up the wonderful inven-
ton which at present seems to US Of
ouch obvious necessity that we scarce
ly realize how the civilized world Of
old can aver nav got on without It..
AS a matter OF fact. however, neither
the Phoenicians. with their practical
commercial sense, nor the Lydicans or
the Persians, who claimed h suprem-
acy over the very cities where the new
currency was initiated. nor. of course.
the Egyptians eve had coinage till the
conquests OF Alexander disseminated
the Greek civilization all through the
eastern world.
Inc Romans came TO know OF It
through the Greek cities in Sicily and
Magma Graaecia, and began striking
silver coins toward the beginning Of
the third century B. C. In the mean
time, with the Greeks die sinking, like
everything else. had fallen within the
domain Of art, and their coins, above
nll those struck during the fifth and
fourth centuries B. c., by the Dorians
of Sicily at Syracuse and Agigentum.
have never been equaled and remain
orever a standard OF beauty for he
artist and a model OF perfection for The
die sinker. y
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COULD NOT DAuNT
The GRANT SPIRIT
Story of the Warriors Court.
ship Which Shows His De-
termined Character.
Mrs. Emma Dent Casey in circle Maga-

Mrs. Emma Dent Casey In Circle Maga-
zine.
When young Grant reached tho
banks of the Gravoise. he found it a
mad. muddy torrent, which had torn
trees and bridges from its banks and
was carrying them with a roar of wa
tiers through the valley to the river.
But what was that to u Il lovers
ardor! Like the hero of the legend.
he spurred his steed and plunged in"
Blu he plunged in over his head, With
his horse under him.
1t was a ~bedraggled swain that stood
In the presence of his lady love Il few
moments afterward. Lieutenant Grant
too 1t all good humoredly enough, but
there was q sturdy seriousness in his
usually twinkling eyes hat must have
suggested. perhaps. to Julia that he
for the teasing did not last long. joan
carried him off to find some dry
clothes, and when he returned the us
ually natty soldier looked scarcely
more like himself than he had when he
came out of his bath.
OF course, this reused more laugh
ter, which the soldier took in the same
good part, but those rosy ~teiitale
checks of his Redeemed, as usual with
him when the inward state OF his feet
lngs did not agree with his outward
composure.
\ ehlnk IL SHOWS soInetnlns or the
character of the man that Lieutenan.
Grant should not have allowed his ra-
Their outre appearance at Inc house to
have unsteadied his purpose in coming
there. When he left the barracks he
had it in his mind to offer the lady his
hand and heart. He offered it. Moth
Ing in the world could have prevented
him. probably, since he had once had
1t in mind. 1t was characteristic of the
a as his campaign of after years
from Spottsylvania to Appamatox
showed. Grant was often most slow
and hesitating in his efforts to come
to a decision, but when that decision
was once made it was i~rrevocabla and
acted upon Immediately.
that when Lieutenant Grant rode away
from White Haven the morning after
he took with him what he had gone
after.
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CHAPTER xv-continued.

That's all there is to do here, sher-
If. If / want YOU I'll send for You.
Good-day, sir. Then he turned to the
Farthings. his face the color of raw
liver.
This amt the end. sir, by any man
ner of means. remember that" he
Missed. You just remember that"
You are right; it's not the end,
Squire Hartswick." Allen Farthing
was still cool and alert. 81 shall try
to find the real criminal in every way
IN my power. and when he's found I
shall have a word to say with you. You
can't fool with my boys with lmpunfty,
I can tell you that" He turned sharply
about and strobe away: the squire
Fastening toward h house.
The first comment was from Lem
Fisher:
what did I tell yeh? Heigh? Didn't
I tell yeh there al pow-wowin' in
this? Don't you see 1t now already?
Rose is spell-bound and hacked. You
can see 1t In her face with you eyes
shut. Did you see her yes when she
stood there? Those eyes were Jest like
Katie Barndollar's. And what did I
tell yeh wunst?"
The next comment was from Amos:
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS."
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Tho Vanished eooti.ck.

From the Denver Republican.
covered 1t was with a carpet strip.
And studded with nails OF brass or wire;
Back would the wearer OF tight boots tin
While he pulled and tugged with in
creasing Ire
And the flush Of his wintry cheeks
climbed higher;
But ne'er again shall we pause on our
way
To witness the comedy by the fire
Where is the bootjack OF Grandpa's
The light from the blazing logs shone
On the polished tacks. as a star de-
And then came the struggled short.
sharp fight
And he, to HIS slippered ease assigned.
Would settle down, with a peaceful mind:
But now where he sat, like a prophet
gray,
Is only a hassock-a bargain find
Where 10 the bootjack of Grandpa's
day7
In case Of its loss. what a hue and cry.
I'LL some one t h vanished treasure
brings,
And at last, with the forked aid nut by
He succumbs to the order: Nov play
smoke and rings"
Who Is there left to cherish the things
h sparkled OF old in the back logs
'Mong relics we knew that have taken
Where Is h bootjack Of G%randpa's
day?
Denver Republican,.
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Julia Ward Howv Tolls What
Prompted the Author to Write
His first Story.

FFonpt0o SuO Auenor 10 Wrt10
His.First Story.
From the Baltimore Sun.
ut was through the announcement
that. he was persuaded to become q
writer. When this was first sug-
gested to him he laughed at the idea,
but we told him hat this was the life
for which he was fitted. My nephew's
telling Of the story Of Mr.. Jacobs, a
diamond merchant of Simla, so inter-
ested my brother that he insisted up
appeared as Mr.. Isaacs.'
1T was at home in Newport
that this book was written. My
nephew often came to me for advice,
while writing the book. and I thought
1t very good. It's worth was proved
'ater by its popularity. Together we
used to read over the chapters Of DR..
home on Beacon street. AS q young
man he was brilliant and versatile.
giving promise of what he was to do
later.
Like most .men Of American birth
who spend their early days and receive
their education abroad, Marion did
not grow up an American, nor was he in
toms. The people Of Italy, however,
among whom he chose to make his
home. loved him and respected his
work. Denying !9mself the social life.
which his popularity offered him. he
yet himself to the writing OF books.
He was always frail physically, and /
\ think that the task he undertook was
too hard for him, SO that he died from
cverwork while still a young man. He
was not q philosophizing man nor q
poet, but his work appealed to the neo.
pie and they loved him."
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Chocolate LAYER Cake.
Hazel Nut Cream Cake.

Beat n cupful Of sugar and four
Eggs until light, add one cupful Of flour
eifted with one t%easpoonful baking
powder, and M teaspoonful Of ground
cinnamon, one-half teaspoonful OF
ground allspice n cloves; bake in
two layers. Cream-Three-fourths of
cornstarch. two eggs, half a ~teacupful
Of sugar. Peel and chop one cupful Of
hazelnuts fine; add a t%easpoonful of
vanilla. Boil all together. until thick
and when cool spread between LAYERS.
Use whipped cream or a boiled frostinK
for top of cake.
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eUYINe cARPET For STAIRS.

Always buy an extra yard Of stair
carpet. Il can then be shifted up or
down a little every time 1t Is taken up.
SO that 1t wears evenly. Otherwise the
part over the treads will be worn COM
pietely through. while the up:ights are
folded under at the top or bottom.
Just try 1t; you will be delighted to
find your carpet wear twice as Ions
and. will not begin to look much worn
TIL 1t Is about gone. as 1t il all used
alike. 49,
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COOKERY.
CONFECTIONERY CORNER.
Turkish Nouoat.

Two cupfuls sugar, half cupful water.
half cupful corn syrup. Put on to boil
until it forms a soft ball when put into
water: stir 1t into two beaten whites
of eggs. then put in nuts. pineapple.
Or candied cherries. Put in a little
vose. ALMOND and vanilla fi%avorings.
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Walnut and Fruit cI.c,.

One cupful of sugar, one-half cupful
Of water. Mix together until sugar Is
dissolved; then boil until a little makes
g crisp ball In water. Do not stir.
tered platter. Place on each piece one-
half walnut or a slice of orange or
strawberry. Then pour more candy
Over 1t and let 1t cool.
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Two Fudge Raeipe..

Two cupfuls Of granulated sugar,
o%ne-fourth cupful OF cream, two
squares chocolate, one tablespoon of
butter. Boil seven minutes: then beat
and spread in buttered tin to cool.
Two cupfuls of brown sugar, one
half cupful, of cream. one t~easpoonful
of vanilla, one cupful OF chopped wal
nuts, butter size of egg. Boil 10 min
utes: then beat and pour on top OF
fudge already in par.
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Oriental Tea cake..s

Break white Of one egR in a howl.
add tablespoonful Of sugar, stir q
moment and then add one tablespoon
ful Of flour and one-half teaspoonful
?f softened butter; beat to the thick
qess OF cream. Pour q teaspoonful Of
latter on the reverse side Of a large
baking pan. slightly creased as thin
- tissue paper Bake in a moderate
oven until brown and while still warm
coll around a curling stick.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-07-08
ems WirsIes, i1ero.r

SEs&S From the New York Tribune.
Z J Binns. the Republics
sEsMsireless hero, { the manager Of = New
York theatrical agency said:
s..IstrtsdsIny best to land him. I went
40 hiKh ~ - thousand q week. But II
wa mouse,
s.Binnss said that on the boards he'd
be A9AOutsof place II Hawksley's boss,
{ asked him what Hawksley's boss was,
sand no spun me . yarn.
.Ide said that . ma by the name Of
sHaWksley vent to q horse dealer and
said:
Ss.s sLLoook-a-hers, j want to buy 4 hos..
ANsefnlsssAll around. factotum Kind O.
lossyg Yousknow what I mean. a boss
Iscansride inSSthe Sons (, Temperance
sgparade.sSsA good. quiet. family boss the
,uifes and babies car trust themselves to
In cart. a horse the boy can ride in
the spring racer. and at the same time
the sorter hoss swhat'l pillow double with
Sanx@ox on 9 pinch. a boss. I mean ter
ss. .Hawksley, said the dealer.
With y sour laugh. ye don't want the
sHOxastoswait on the table. do We %.
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Pointed Paranr.nh..

From the Chicago News.
A good pocket rule-keep your hands
out Of other peoples.
Even an artist may not be able to
draw a matrimonial prize.
The weather man doesn't seem to
care anything for popularity.
People will laugh at your silly jokes
as ong as your money talks.
A girls low for candy doesn't nee
essarily indicate a sweet disposition.
a paying teller may not be super
stftious, but he must be an expert in
signs.
We feel sorry for the wife OF a man
who takes a gloomy view of married
Many a woman trusts a man with
her affections who wouldn't lend him
30 cents.
A woma tells a man what she
thinks h should instead Of what she
really THINKS.
1t doesn't take the sweet girl gradu-'
ate long to discover that it is far easier
TO win admirers than a husband.
a woman never realizes how awk-
ward her husband is until he attempts
70 pass things to guests at h dinnsrS
table.
Perhaps an open countenance may
be all right. but people who are never
able to keep their mouths closed arc
all wrong. -.