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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
TOWN AND VlClNlT
Religious.

At the First English Baptist churcn
Sunday 81 a. III. Sunday school; 1917
D. III. sermon-"The True Evidence of
Christianity" At the close of the fore
noon service the Lords Supper will be
administered.
At Grace M. E. Church, South, Rev.
William E. Woolf. pastor, tomorrow
Sunday 80, a. NJ. Sunday school; l l a
III. sermons; 6a4 p. IN. Senior Epworth
League; ~ p. IN. sermon. Tuesday
~ p. III. Junior Epworth League
Thursday, s p. III. prayer
At St. Johns Episcopal Church, Rev.
F. M. G.. Bedell. rector tomorrow 03th
Sunday after Trinity 81. a. m. Sun
day school; 1912 a. IN. morning prayer
10 p. IN. evening prayer.
At the Presbyterian Church, Rev. DR..
J. N. Beall, pastor tomorrow Sunday
81 a. IN. Sunday school; 1012 a. m. ser.
mon-'Giving and Receiving ~ p.
m. sermon" Heaven? What Is 1t :
Where Is 1t, and Who Are Its Inhabi
tants?' Everybody welcome"
At the Eckhart Baptist Church, Rev
H. M. B. Jones, pastor tomorrow Sun
day. 101a a. m. and "a p. III. services
and sermons by pastor.
At the First M. E. Church, Rev. G
E. Maydwell, d. D.. pastor, tomorrow
Sunday SO a. m. class meeting; 9l2 a
IN. Sunday school; 102 a. III. sermon
1.-The Divine Element in a Revival
81, p. IN. Epworth League service; ~
p. III. sermon-"Pelsonal Work. "
Thursday, ~ p. IN. prayer meeting
Friday p. m. Junior League service.
At st. Paul's Lutheran Church, Rey
F. r. Wagner, pastor, tomorrow (Sun.
day. 81 a. IN. Sunday school; l0la a
III. and ~ p. NJ. sermons by pastor.
At the Congregational Church, Rev.
I. E. Richards, pastor, tomorrow (Sun-
day. l012 a. III. sermon, followed by adj
ministration of the Lords Supper; 2 p
III. Sunday school; IA p. IN. song ser
vice; ~ p III. sermon. Tuesday even
ing, ~ o'clock The Frostburg Tenn
perance League" Wednesday evening
"a o'clock-prayer service
At Salem Reformed Church, Rev G
f. Metger, pastor, tomorrow Sunday
912 a. III. Sunday school; 10', a. III. ser.
mon and service in German; ~ p. m
sermon and service i'll English. Ladies
Aid meeting after forenoon service.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Coming Events.

Shall The Trusts Own the Nation,
or the Nation Own the TruStS:' is a
question George H. Gpbel, Socialist
orator, will answer on Union street, near
the post office, Wednesday evening, Sth
inst, at -, o'clock. One of Social
ism's" troubles has been-its witnesses
vary i'll statement concerning the char
acter of its principles and the identity of
its eXcellencleS, but it is stated for Mr..
Gpbel that he is lone who knows Just
what Socialism is, and the relation it
bears to the problems that now confront
this country He will state both
what it is and what it is not in i'm
personal language and inotfensive man
ner. Quotations from leading papers
east, west, north and south. are COM
plimentary of his ability and oratorical
power.
Club No. l." A. M. Z. Church, will
indulge a cake-walk in Stern's Hall
Tuesday evening, l4th inst, proceeds to
go toward paving off the mortgage debt
which encumbers some of the Church
property. Joseph Hill and Miss Mamie
Somers, both of this place. will lead.
Monday-Labor Day, will be Frost.
burg Firemen's holiday. Parade at 10
a. m; tournament at , p. m, and all
sorts of fun rest of the day in Y. NJ. |.
Park constitute the programme. Be-
sides privilege of selecting and browning
a royal bevy of girls, the tournament
winners will be awarded several appro-
pirate prizes. All should go.
The Hitchins Brothers Company make
a change in their advertisement this
week Look at the date and you will
find that the tea demonstrations will be-
gin Monday, l4th inst, instead of 2d, as
advertised.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04

For candidate to indorse the suffrage
amendment is simply signing his own
political death warrant. Most of them kno"
it. too-Cumberland Ne~S.
How about endorsing the amendment
which proposes practical disfranchlse,
ment of all whites Hnd blacks outside OF
Baltimore city?
If all candidates are all right against
Baltimore aggression they can prevent
even the danger involved in its submis'
sion to the people.
Why not question these concerning
matter one hundred times more import
ant to all the people than the suffrage
amendment can possibly be, even to
party?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Married..

At the English Lutheran parsonage,
Wednesday evening, September /, 1909,
by Rev. F. R. Wagner, Miss Mary
Ridgeway, of Philadelphia, Pa, to Mr..
Walter Cessna Fink, of Saxton, same
State.
At the Presbyterian parsonage We'd
nesday evening, September /, 1909, by
Rev. DIR. J. n. Beall, Miss Mary Freal
to Mr.. Edward Joseph Mckenzie, both
of this vicinity.
At the Presbyterian manse, this place,
Thursday, July %, 1909, by Rev. J. N
Beall, Miss Maggie May Conrad, of
Midlothian, to Mr.. David Ambrose
Bone, of Carlos. This report became
public this week, the couple wishing a
month to pass before publication.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Acknowledgements.

Charles A Rodda, then at Dayton, O i,
sent Monday picture of a youngster
hanging by his pants on fence paling.
The boy imagined he was ''on picket
duty" but somebody akin to the Eek
hart Philosopher rendered it this way
"faller vat know mae, bay yeminy, haze
tai mae Aye bane caught met 'yankr "
A picture-card illustrating soldiers
monument comes from Miss Christine
S. Park, Atlanta, Ga.
Miss Anna G. Carson, playing the
part of The Fair Kid" invites the
JOURNAL to attend the Ell Paso fair,
destined to be a great occasion. The
card confirms calendar of November
showing 'rheN the fair is to be held, and
a geographical section indicating whcre
Ell Paso is. Evidently November II is
the period, and a Texas city on the
Mexican Border is the place.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04

G. c. Benjamin McKindless, G. X. of
r. and S. James H. Hendricks, and G..
Malta. Harry L. Price, at Wednesday
evenings session of Frostburg City
Lodge, No. IS. knights of Pythias,
spoke of Order benefits. Col. Russler
also told Of the advantages derived by
the Order from the Uniform Rank, and
Mr.. Howell dilated upon the value of
the Endowment Rank. Joshua Davis.
of this place, entertained the visitors
with several of his enthusiastically
funny speeches; John r. Anderson sang,
r. H. and James Lancaster and William
7. Grove furnished some fine instru-
mental music. The hall was packed
and nobody got away before midnight.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
OutOfthe Way,

Talking of the weather last Monday
Join Ldmmert-Fine morning.
JOURNAL-Yes; was there rain here
yesterday?
j. Yes; an ugly, black looking
cloud, but only shower about 10 a. m
JoURNAL-Well, the great paper was at
Luray, Va, and about noon a similar
appearing cloud overcame the canopy
and poured down several heavy showers
J. 1.-The comparison shows, then.
that it took that cloud two hours to &c
from Frostburg to Luray.
JoURNAL-But the great paper couldn't
make it in less than six hours.
j. 10, but you had to go by
HagerStOWn!
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Strange, But True.

Allegany County retreated from its al
yanced position against increased repre-
sentation for Baltimore City on Wednesday
'for the welfare of the party Congress
man Pearrc abandoned the question when
he found its enforcement meant dissension
in the party.-Cumberland Amtrica".
That settles it.
The welfare of the party is para
mount to "the welfare of the" State
And surrender follows when division
threatens.
But can a true soldier-whether a
private in the ranks or an officer in COM
mand, throw down his arms on any such
pretext?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Geography of Frost burg.

Charles A. Rodda, vacating at Dayton,
o., and approaching some of the JOUR-
MAILS contentious, sends a card ad-
dressed to
The Great Paper That Is Great
Broadway Street,
Frostburg Town,
Maryland State.
If Charlie could have worked the
towns spelling of "Stoyer" for Steyer,
and Main" for Tnjon his take off"
would have been complete
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04

George Glotfelty, grocer, corner Union
street and Broadway, finding business
going backward, about two weeks ago
made assignment to Charles G. Watson,
attorney, for the benefit of his creditors
Doing the best he could, many friends
sympathize with Mr.. G..
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Business Growing.

MILESTONE Brothers, of this place,
completed this week for the Big Savage
Fire Brick Company, at Allegany, a
large kiln-capacity $4,000 brick. The
increasing demand for Big-Savage brick
induces the company to build yet anoth.
er large kiln, excavation for which will
soon begin
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
National VS.. JmdiciaI.

Tuesday afternoon they met at the
bank corner:
Grdad- Pd-Have you heard from Ha-
gerstown yet?
lgeIstOwn-nothng! want
to hear from Homecoming!
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
No kin
To Finn

While in the barber-shop Fred. &.
White, l0-cent store merchant, taking a
delayed Today shave, told the JOURNAL
that he had just returned from the
South Branch with several bass-one
2ll2 inches long and weighing 4 pounds,
and another POI, inches long and weigh
ing 3 pounds 10 ounces.
OF course. these are true stories, but
Gustav William Zeller, proprietor, eau
toned the great paper against the en-
ployment of rhetoric which would indi-
cate that they had been told and heard
in a barber-shop
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04

On the excursion train returning from
Luray, Va, last Sunday evening, some
one called out there's Charlestown."
A wit from Elkins responded who
cares for Charles town? What | want
to know is-Where is my town 2"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
The Midnight Excursion.

About 400 persons accompanied the
Arion Band last Sunday to Baltimore
and Colchester. They left here at IL :37
Saturday night and reached home about
8 Monday morning. All report an en-
joyable time.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
The Sick.

Fritz Mayer is recovering from fall
in the EGGPLANT, whereby he hurt one of
his hands.
d. j. Williams, jr., hurried down
stairs the other day, two steps at n time,
and inadvertently sprained an ankle.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04

Bert NJ Zeller was up in Cranberry
couple and brought them home. One is
quite 10 feet high He subsequently
told some farmers about the tall buckle
berry trees i'll their neighborhood, but
they were incredulous. Bert took them
in and convinced them that they are un-
aware of the wonders which surround
them. "These bushes" said Bert, "are
genuine huckleberry still
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
New Business Locals.
U-..o ~ Ckn.,na,,

Frostburg, Md.
Dear !Sr-Here's the sum total of IA century
and half's experience:
Every job painted Devoe takes less gallons
than of any other paint.
And the pant that takes the least gallons
wears longest; always. We can't help it.
Yours truly,
+. w. DENoE Il Co.
2. Sd. w. SHEA sells our paint.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Question.

Baltimore doesn't need better laws as
much as she needs better men.-Baltimore
News
Wonder why, then, Baltimore needs
more "men" in the Legislature?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
Make "a Note Now

Make Note Now
To get Ely's Cream Balm if you are troubled
with nasal catarrh, hay fever or cold i'll the
head 1t Is purifying and soothing to the
sensitive membrane that lines the AIR pass
ages Ii is made to overcome the disease,
not to fool the patient by "a short, deceptive
relief. There is no cocaine nor mercury in
it. Do not be talked into taking substitute
for Elys Cream Balm. All druggists sell it.
Price 50 cents Mailed by Ely Bios, 81
Warren street, New York.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-09-04
House for Rent

ON Bowery street; Rooms; Bath
oRoom Steam Heat and Natural Gas.
March 27l WILLIAM MCLuCklE.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27
ITO ON MISSION
OF PEACE AT TIME
GREATEST CONIMONER OF THE
JAPANESE EMPIRE.
Had Gone TO Hardin, Manchuria, 10
Have a Conference With the
Chinese.
Is IN DEEP MOURNING

| Toxic, Oct. 27.-Prince Ito, the
greatest commoner of the japanese
lempire, and for two years the I'M
Drowned ruler of Korea, who above
lall stood between Korea and the deg
lradation of immediate annexation,
lhoping to build up that country anew,
was assassinated by Koreans as he
lalighted from a special train at Har-
bin, Manchuria. where he went from
lTokio in his capacity of president of
the privy council, on a mission of
lpeace. ms
Prior to his departure, he said:
I'm going to my own initiative,
with the approval of my emperor,
with the hope of securing a better
understanding with China and of as
Isuring the world that Japan's inten-
Itions in Manchuria are amicable to
China and friendly to the commerce
of all nations. When l return / lape
to give positive evidence of this"
Undoubtedly Ito intended to inau-
|gurate and enforce a distinct policy
in Manchuria, but the exact nature of
this was not disclosed. Marquis Kat
zura, premier and minister of finance,
lsaid:
'The death of Ito will not change
the policies of Japan. The pacific
motives of Ito will ever be main
tanned and the traditions left by him
will always be followed"
The entire nation is in mourning;
flags on the foreign embassies are at
half mast, and all public and many
private functions abandoned. The
Japanese and foreign newspapers
have black borders. Only the death
of the emperor could arouse similar
demonstrations OF sympathy. Ito's
death causes more sincere universal
grief because he was idealized by the
masses as a great councillor, elder
statesman, creator of a cabinet and
friend of the emperor.
The boy crown prince of Korea Is
reported to have been inconsolable
when the news of the assassination of
his aged grand tutor by Koreans was
lbroken to him. For two years the
crown prince has been resident of
Japan and a frequent companion to
Ito, who formed an affection for him
which was warmly reciprocated. POST
lhumous honors were not yet an
nouneed, but it is certain that they
will be the highest in the gift of the
lemperor and that the funeral will be
Iequal to that of a prince of blood. A
warship will bear the body of Yo-
koma from Dairen, probably arriv-
ling a week hence. The grand cham
berlain will accompany the body with
a naval and military guard of honor.
The newspapers note that Ito was
Korea's best friend always, even in
the face of opposition at home. He
looked for the regeneration of Korea.
land endeayored to alleviate its oondi-
ltion.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27

nessee river boat will be the Ken
lucky. which arrives here tomorrow
night.
The ferryboat Bette owen Is en-
joying a good trade.
The fall has about ceased In the
Tennessee and n rise is coming down
the Ohio. Rivenmen expect a rise
for the next three days at the least.
Last weeks Waterways Journal. in
a special write-up featuring the Ter
nessee River Packet company az one
of the many features, contains a
clear half-tone OF Capt. Mike WI
liaEis. superintendent Of the marine
ways at Padueah, and a brief history
of his career. II says: Capt. Mae
Williams, superintendent OF the Pa
lducah marine WAYS, served his APP
lprenticeship under George W. Strecter
superintendent of the Mound City
ways, Mound City, H.. in 1865,
where his efficiency was soon recog-
nized and appreciated. because OF his
thorough attention 10 business en-
trusted to him and his universal upti-
tude. In 1874 he entered the snag-
boat service, I'm which he remained
until 1883 when the Valley Limo took
icharge of the Mound City ways.
Captain Williams was employed by
Captain Borden as chief carpenter
then. until in 1899, when Captain
Borden died and Captain Williams
took charge OF the ways. remaining
there until 1902, when he was en-
gagged To take charge OF the Paducln
marine ways by Captain Hughcs. o.
Paducah. who sold out to Captain
Ed Howard. The latter long ago
knew Captain Williams worth and
Immediately placed him IN charge Of
the Paduoah marine ways"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27
MAN CONFESSES
KILLING THREE
HIS TWO SISTERS AND BROTHER
IN-LAW.
Lynching Was Feared and Transfer
red Him From Kansas city
Jail TO Penitcntiary.
IREvOLTING CRIME RECITED

Kansas City, Oct. 27.--James Nc
Mahon confessed that he murdered
his sisters, Rose Mcmahon and Mrs.
Alonzo Van Royen, and the latter s
husband ON last Tuesday. An old
family quarrel caused the tragedy.
Fearing mob violence by the crowd
at the county Jail the authorities
rushed the murderer and his brother,
Patrick Mcmahon and Patrick Lamb,
a farm hand, to the penitentiary at
Lansing, Kans., in an automobile.
Mcmahon exhonorated his brother
His inability to keep the secret
caused the arrest. lie told a friend
where he had hidden a revolver and
articles from the Van Royan home.
They were found. Mcmahon told the
sheriff that he was ready to help
work on the case as he had done pre-
viously. Instead he was arrested.
sweated and collapsed and confessed,
and said the motive was to ayenge
his hatred. Said he: 81 waited until
knew the victims would be in a
position for me to kill them and get
away. Tuesday. Rose went to visit
the Van Royens, and Lon went TO the
woods. / shot him in the head, fired
six shots into his back. / dragged
the body across creek, then wan
dered about an hour, planning, then
walked into the house and found my
sisters.
My first shot probably killed Mrs.
Van Royen. who was sitting in a
chair. She screamed and fell. Rose
started to speak and 1 shot her down,
fired twice more into the body Of
Mrs. Van Royen, five more into
Roses body. / did not hurry away,
and was not unduly excited. II was
the elimination of my thoughts for
months.
Il searched the house and found
some rings and other yaluables, took
them and the revolver and hid them
in n corn shock. / tried TO keep it a
secret but something told me l must
tell all. Tonight i will sleep in
peace"
Lamb was a hired man on the Nc
Mahon farm. The police hold him
because he told stories which Nc
Mahon admitted were falsehoods.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27

RIVER 80. 1924 123i5 1924 1921
River Forecast.
The river will be on stand today
and then rise FOR several days.
Today's Arrivals.
Dick Fowler from Caro-.
City Of Savannah from Tennessee.
Cowling from Metropolis.
Ohio from Bay City.
Bette owen from Brookport.
Henry Harley from Cairo.
Today's Departures.
Henry Harley for Cairo.
Clyde for Waterloo, Ala.
Cowling for Metropolis.
Bette owen for Brookport.
City Of Savannah for st. Louis.
Ohio for Bay City.
Morgan for Tennessee.
Henrietta for Tennessee.
River and Weather.
There was no change in the river
this morning, it being on a stand of
3.5 feet. It will probably begin to
rise tonight and continue. Weather
NlOuug anu tOOls
Miscellaneous.
Departing this afternoon for the
Tennessee the towboat Morgan will
bring out G,O00 feet of lumber for
the Morgan Lumber company. This
will be her first trip out since the in
stallation of new boilers and stacks.
The tOwboat Henrietta left today
for the Tennessee to bring out a
barge of mussel shells for Il. T..
Thomas at Brookport.
The little gasoline boat Ollie Il. de-
parted at noon for Dycusburg.
The Evansville packet, Bob Dud-
ley, was in and out at this port last
might about 10 o'clock, remaining
here for short time only. She will
be back about Friday night.
With smaller crowds than they
should have carried the steamers
Ohio and Henry Harley came back
from Cairo last night, the Ohio arrly-
ing at 500 and the Harley at 10.
The Ohio proceeded on to Bay City
and made her regular trip to Padu-
cab today. The Harley was today's
Cairo packet.
The Clyde departs at G p. m. to-
day for Waterloo, returning next
Monday afternoon. The next Ten
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27
THREE RECRUITS
INTO THE ARMY BY
CAPT. kIikPATRICk.
Monthly Report For Army Put
Evansville District in the
Fourth Place.

Three more soldiers enlisted at
the local recruiting station. were ac-
.cepted last night by Captain George
W. kirkpatrick. Of Evansville who
returned home this morning. William
VI. Bankstun, of Kennett. Mo, re-
enlisted for the fifteenth cavalry at
Fort Sheridan, H., and was sent
away this morning for the post. The
other two were Albert o. McCargo,
OF Cerulean Springs. for field artillery
and John w. Poat Of St. Johns. Nc
Cracker county for the cavalry.
They were sent to Jefferson Barracks,
Mo.
Sergeant Joseph Kresky at the
local station. left this morning for
Golconda TO remain three days. re
ceiving new recruits.
The monthly report OF the U. S
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27
Every woman inherits certain ways of

Every woman inheritS certain ways of
doing homework from her mother as the
mother did from her grandmother. One
of these ideas from ancient times concerns
the washing of clothes. "Boil 'em, Boil
'em good is the old tradition. Until the
invention of Fels-Naptha soap that was the
only way to wash Now, isn't it foolish
to keep on boiling clothes, and rubbing
them hard, when way to wash better in
cold or lukewarm water with no hard rub
bling has been found'
Clothes last longer with no boiling to
weaken their FIBRE Every progressive
woman is glad to get rid of the hot fire,
steam and suds, as well as the back-break-
ing work of hard rubbing.
But there's a right way and a wrong
way to use FelS-Naptha. Start right Fol
low the directions on the wrapper and
you'll have better, easier, cleaner way of
washing For other reasons which are ex-
planned on the red and green wrapper,
Fels-Naptha is just as superior for all kitch-
en- purposes as it is for washing.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27

Knicker-There is no use crying
over split milk. Booker No: IL Is
more profitable TO water the can
Judge.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27
News of Theatres

The opening attraction of the
Cushman Musical company that
comes TO the Kentucky theater ON
next Thursday night for three days
with a big matinee on Saturday, will
be ''The Toymaker's Dream" This
is the same vehicle, in which Mr..
Cushman, the comedian of the CON-
pany, has appeared the last three
seasons. The Toymaker's Dream Is
a semi-operatic comedy that contains
eighteen bright musical numbers. IL
has plot of intense and absorbing
interest.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27

The bravery of some men is Ike
that of bull dogs; they haven't sense
|enough to be afraid of anything.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27

army for September, including the
United States and the Philippines.
shows that during the month 9,03G
men applied for army service and out
LOT this number T517 were rejected
The report also shows the standing
of each recruiting district the Ey-
ansulle district ranking fourth In
the list. Paducah IS included IN this
district and has made a good show
ling. The Chicago district ranks
FIRST. San Francisco second. and
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-10-27
Better Follow Anty Drudse's Advice.

Mrs. Nescbride-Yes but this is the way mother wash
ed. She always said to boil the clothes good and
long,"
Anty DrWdge-'Yes, and your mother wore hoopskirts
and poke bonnet, and did her sewing by hand, when
she was young. But / don't see you doing those
things Take my advice and use Fels-Naptha soap
in cold or ukewarm water. Those pretty white
hands will last longer and so will your health"