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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
No Honey Encfnrx.

THAT was an error" said Senator
Beverage, apropos of an opponents
argument at a dinner in Indianapolis.
Our friend made an embarrassing err
ror. He reminds me of John Wins
low. He spent his honeymoon at Nj
agara. He left The bridal apartment
late one night to battle and on his re-
turn knocked, as he supposed, on his
wife's door, calling softly:
Honey!'
There was no answer. Winslow
knocked again.
'Honey!'
"Still no answer. Winslow thunder
ed on the door.
Honey!' he cried in a voice of
agony.
Then a reply came at last.
Sneak, you blooming IDIOT male
voice growled. This is a bedroom,
not a blooming beehive
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

s25, 800 900; 1900, s122. 100000, and
1908, 1884, 100000, to which may prop
erly be added about s9,O0O,000 worth
sent to Alaska, Porto Rico and Hawaii
and not included in the statement Of
our foreign commerce, making the
grand total for 1908 nearly S200,000,-
900.
The value of manufactures sent to
Europe in 1908 was S36S,000,000, or
practically half of the $750,000,000
worth exported in that year.
To North America was sent $780,
100000 worth, to South America ST.
100000 worth, to Asia also $71,750,00O
worth, to Oceania S40,000,000 worth
and to Africa $1O,O0O,0Oo worth.
Of the S36S, 100000 worth of manu-
features sent to Europe in 1908, $97-
100000 was copper, $55,000000 mineral
oil, $47,000,000 manufactures of iron
and steel, $99,O00,0O0 manufactures of
wood, $17000,000 naval stores and
S14,000,00 agricultural implements.
Twelve billion dollars worth of
manufactures have been exported from
the United States in the last 120 years,
SIS, 600 100000, or two-thirds, of this
enormous total within the last twenty
years and $6,O00,OOO,O00, or one-half,
in the last eleven years.
The exports of domestic merchan-
disc of all kinds during the 120 years
have aggregated S46,000,O00O0 of
which $12,0OO,OO0, or 26 per cent, were
manufactures.
More than one-half of this enormous
total of s12,000,0O0, 900 went out of the
country during the eleven years end
ing with 1909, and two-thirds of this
total went out during the twenty years
ending with 1909.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

amounted to sS41, 100 in value. Dis
titled spirits amounted to s135,000 in
value; pig iron, $1oS.000; candles
$4,000: carriages, $4,000; boots and
shoes, $1,000, and bricks, $4,000 in
value.
recorded in the exports of 1870
amounted to but $4,000 in value.
and it was not until 1910 that the
value OF iron and steel manufactures
exported crossed the s1,0O0,O0O line.
BY 1850 they reached about $4,000
900; 1860, nearly s6,000,000: 1870,
s1s. 100000; 1880. s14.75p.dOO; 1890
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
500 Reward, SIOO.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
% learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able TO cure in
all Its stages, and that is Catarrh Halls
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its cura-
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists. zoe
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
MINNEsoTA's NEW. GOVERNOR.
Adolph O. Eberhart, lieutenant go

Adolph o. Eberhart, lieutenant gov
ernor, who became the chief execu-
tive of Minnesota through the death
of Governor Johnson, is a Republican
in politics. At the election in 1906,
running on the Republican ticket, he
received a majority of $4,000 votes,
Notwithstanding the fact that the late
governor, on the opposition ticket,
won by 10000 votes. Mr.. Eberhart
was born in Sweden in 1870 and
passed his young manhood in Dixon
County, Nebraska. After being gradu-
ated from Gustavus Adolphus College,
at st. Peter, Mimi, he studied law
with Judge Lorin Cray, at Mankato.
His name, at that time, was Olson, but
since there was dozen or more Oh
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
CHILDREN SHOWED 1T.
:neet of Their Warm Drink in the


Eject of Their Warm Drink i'm the
Morning.
"A year ago l was a wreck from
coffee drinking and was on the point
of giving up my position in the school
room because of nervousness.
Il was telling friend about it and
she said. We drink nothing at meal
time but Postum, and it is such
comfort to have something We can
enjoy drinking with the children.
Il was astonisaed that she woEld
allow the children to drink any Kind
of coffee, but she said Postum was the
most healthful drink in the world for
children as well as for older ones, and
that the condition of both the chill
dren and adults showed that to be
fact.
MY first trial was a failure. The
cook boiled II four or five minutes and
II tasted so fiat that | was in despair
but determined to give il one more
trial. This time we followed the di-
rections and boiled it fifteen minutes
after the boiling began. IL was de-
cided success and l was completely
won by it's rich. delicious flavor In
short time l noticed decided i'm
provement in my condition and kept
growing better and better month after
month. until now | am perfectly
healthy, and do my work in the school
room with ease and pleasure | would
not return to the nerve-destroying
regular coffee for any money
Read the famous little Health Glas-
sic The Road 10 MELVILLE. IL. pkgs-
There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter.
new one appears from time TO time.
They are genuine, true, and full OF
human interest
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
ro+a, sax 9oe 7s7.72s $4,000. o2s. S22

An examination of the records OF
manufactures exported In the earlier
periods presents some marked con-
trasts when compared with the rec
ords of the present commerce. The
total value of manufactures exported
in 1890 was s1,243,547, and forms 6
per cent of the total domestic merchan-
disc exported.
The largest item, while elassed as
Chemicals. drugs. etc" was IN fact
chiefly potash, pearlash and otner
products of this character, ana
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
New York Druggist Pool.

Fifty owners of drug stores IN Ne"
York City have agreed to form theh-
selves into a single company or asso-
citation. rather than risk the chance OF
being swallowed by a large drug cor
poration. Plans provide for a central
operating office to do the buying. All
the members viii have the same kind
of goods and maintain uniform prices.
Advertisements viii be placed jointly
and profits viii be allotted in proper
ton 10 sales.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
Position of HALEY. Comet.

Letters received at Cambridge from
f. B. Frost of the Yerkes Observatory,
save details about the first observa-
ton of Halley's comet by Prof. Hal
ley's comet by. Prof. Burnham, with
the 40-inch telescope. The comet was
then in right ascension 6 hours, Is
minutes, Sill seconds, and declinauen.
plus II degrees. 9 minutes, Al seconds.
1t was photographed two days later
By Oliver ]. Lee, with the aid of the
2-foot reflector. on that day it was
first seen with the naked eye.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
To Deport All Negroes.

At Rome, Ca. headquarters have
been established for the Order of the
True Americans. the object of which IS
to settle the race problem by the de-
portation of all negroes. Rev. J. K
Lamb is the fcnr.sss>- and will edit
paper in it's interest. lie proposes to
raise funds with which TO purchase
territory for the proposed colonies and
to buy the lands owned by negroes IN
this country. to bring about the repeal
of the fifteenth amendment and 10
disfranchise every negro voter IN
America
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
An MATHEMATICAL Locatfon.

McMurf met Pleader. the lawyer, not
long ago. "Ah." said he, you're just
the man I've been looking for for a
week. l went over to your Office. but
found you'd moved
Yes, I'm a block around the corner
now" said Pleader. "A dentist has
my old place"
"So?" ventured McMurk. Then
after this when we waht our teeth
pulled we'll have to GO where we used
to get our legs pulled. New York
Times.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
MUNYON'S
Eminent Doctors at
Your Service Free
Not Penny to Pay for the Fullest
Medical Examination.

If you are in doubt as to the cause
of your disease, mail US a postal re-
questing medical examination blank.
Our doctors will carefully diagnose
your case, and if you can be cured
you will be told so; if you annot be
cured you will be told so. You are
not obligated to US in any way. for
this advice is absolutely free. You are
at liberty to take our advice or not,
as you see fit
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson streets.
PHILADELPHIA, Pa.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
Neccssitx OF Renutr.

Schiller in his esthetical and philo-
sophical essays wrote that Beauty
alone confers happiness on ALL that
under its influence men forget their
limitations. Happiness is our beings
end and aim And without beauty even
happiness. in its perfect Towering is
impossible.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
New Eskimo Tribe Found.

W. ]. Bower. an arctic explorer, who
returned to San Francisco on the
whaler Jeanette, reports that he dis
covered new tribe of the Eskimo on
a point of Prince Albert Land They
coli themselves NunacaoticS. They
ars tan and look like North American
Indians. Never had they seen white
man before. North of their town Bow
err found rich copper deposits
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
some Satisfaction.

Safe in his mountain retreat, the
train robber opened the bag of coin he
had secured at the cost of so much
trouble and danger
1t contained nothing but Lincoln pen
MES.
Well" he said, as he took one of
them between his thumb and finger and
gazed at the rugged profile on the coin,
Il never voted fur i'm. an I'm burned
glad of IL noWi"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Senator, may | ask what you real
ly think of the new tariff"
"As to that, young man, i must re-
fer you to my record"
But you haven't any record. Sena-
tor. You voted on both sides of the
question"
Then I should probably talk on both
sides of it. Good morning"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

The general consulted the topo-
graphical chart. You understand,
colonel" he said, that this charge on
the enemy's fertilization necessitates
the most reckless disregard for human
life?" Il understand, general" the
colonel replied. The forlorn hope that
leads the movement will be composed
exclusively of amateur chauffeurs."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

At Berlin. Germany. Orville Wright
made a new endurance worlds mark
with his aeroplane by carrying pas
senger with him during a flight Of one
hour and thirty-five minutes. On the
preceding day Wright had made new
height record by attaining an altitude
of 7s5 feet. AT Brescia. two days later,
Rougier was reported as flying 10
height OF s45 feet in his aeroplane-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
Heroic Remedies.

According to this magazine" said
Mrs. Bifhngham, SLICED onions scatter
ed about room viii absorb the odor
of fresh paint"
Il guess that's right" rejoined BIZ
ingham. Likewise a broken neck will
relieve a man of catarrh! london
Answers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

my friends what it has done for me-"
Mrs. e. HANSON, 304 East Long St.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteville, VT. -"I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound restored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
of gold to me. For the sake of other
suffering women ] am willing you
should publish MY letter" - Mrs.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RID, Granite
vile, VT.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any of those distressing ills pc
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is made from roots and herbs,
has been the standard remedy for
female ills. In almost every commu-
nifty you will find women who have
been restored to health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
An Epigrarn,

Father said Little Rollo, what is
an epigram?"
What we customarily call AN cpl
gram, my son, is sometimes selec-
ton from the classics incorrectly
quoted by a person of current promi-
nence. Washington Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

swelling of the ankles and joints and
a general feeling of weakness. l used
about everything said to be good for
kidney trouble, but Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me the first real help
and three boxes cured me-"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents oox. Foster
MilburI Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

dull, tired feelings.
will find hope in the
advice of Mrs. NJ.
Working, 315 Fulton
Ave-, Rochester, Ind,
who said: Il suffered
everything with pain
in the back, too fire.
quent passages of the
II av SacrptionS
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
NV Notor Doat Record.

The motor boat Dixie IL, owned by
E. j. Schroeder of Jersey City, in the
recent National Motor Boat Carnival
at New York. travelled 37.S miles IN
sixty minutes. This broke all Compel
tive records. and gave to the Dixie
H. the worlds motor boat champion
ship in her class.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

What do you consider the best of
all the so-called best sellers?'" i'm
quired the caller.
We'll, / have always liked old Col.
Mulberry better than any of the 9TH
ers," answered the information editor,
turning again to his work.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
IdenfifNinr Gnssv-

What sort of looking chap is Gus
sy?"
We'll, If you ever see two men in a
corner and one looks bored to death
the other one is Gussy."-London
Opinion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Chicago people think their city al
most as corrupt as San Francisco"
Don't you believe it," said the Cali
fornian. warmly. That's Chicago
nerve. Always trying 20 get into our
Philadelphia Ledger.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Stealing electricity in Colorado Is
punishable by a fine OF $50 and inn
prisonment for thirty days
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
MereIx FolIowing the Cns.am.

Merely Following thC Custom.
We'll" said the Eskimos, next day.
Chagrined, lit really looks
AS if he didn't want to stay;
He's packed his buds and gone away,
Just like all other Cooks"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
Had Bought Lightning Rods.

Hotel Clerk-Just sign your name,
please. The other guests would like
to register" Don't you hurry me,
young man. l don't sign nothin' that
] amt read carefully."-Life
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

OF the worlds supply OF India rub
Der s. per cent is estimated to be FUR
n.shed by South America
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Il hear you spent your vacation with
friends" I'VE were friends during the
first week."-Louisville Courier Jour
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

No matter how long your neck may be
or how sore your throat, Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure it surely and quickly. 1t
drives out all soreness and inflammation.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

sons in Mankato whose first names
were Adolph he obtained the permits
sion of the court to take his wife's
name when he was married. He was
elected to the State Sen-.e in 1902,
and aided in passing the highway
commission act. the rebate law and the
railroad and warehouse commission
act
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

St. Peters. in Rome. viii aecommo
date 1900 persons.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Frederick the Great had tender feet
and used TO have an old double who
broke in new boots for him.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first
put up 40 years ago. They regulate
and invigorate, stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

According to bakers, people eat 20
per cent more bread in cold weather
than in mild.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
The New York Aquarium during
July had an average daily attendance
of more than 1900 persons

The longest pipe line ia >..e world
is that which extends from the okia-
homa oil wells to New York haroor.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

In Russia, a declaration of love on a
fine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
Great Home Eve Remedv

for all diseases of the eye, quick relief
from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All
druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo. n. Y
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
NEW vIGoR FOR BAD BACKS.

How to Make Weak Back Better.
Women who suffer with backache,
hearin0 -doWn Mains dizziness constant
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

There is a woman's prison in Rou-
mania that has only women officials
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

pound d u r i n g
change of life. My
doctor told me it
was good, and since
taking it / feel go
much better that l
can do all my work
again. I think
Lydia e. Pinkham's
V ge ia ble Com
pound a fine kennedy
for all wsoman's
troubles, and /
nouor forro% 70 %a1I
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Out of every 100000 of the worlds
population. sixty-four are blind.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Most spiders have poison fangs, but
few are dangerous to human beings.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12

Mrs. Winslow-s NOTHING syrup for Children
tssthing; softens the GUMS reduces Inflammation, al
rays pain, cures wind collie. D cents a bottle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-10-12
HER
PHYSICIAN
ADVISED
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Columbus, Ohio. 81 have taken
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-29
COMMITTEEMANTOMLINSO
 REPLIES TO DIR. DABNEY

Commenting on the address of Dr. Dab ney of Ohio, made during the commence ment exercises at the University Of Ala bama, on the Solid South and the Na- tion." John w Tomlinson, member of the democratic national committee for Ala bama, says:
 'fDr. Dabney in his plea for breaking the solid south, stated with the first es- tablishment of the rights of the states and with the passing of the fear of ig- norant negro domination, the chief incen- tive, the imperative need of solid south has thus been removed forever; and he continues, there can be no question that the removal of the fundamental reasons for the existence of the solid south clears the way for independent political action He further points as evidence of the fact that part of the south has already aban- doned some of it's traditional doctrines,' that southern democratic congressman are hanging around the tariff pie table trying to pick up a few crumbs of pro- tection.
 "Dr. Dabney errs when he assumes that we have been held together in the south
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-29

by reason of the fear of negro domina- tion. The south is democratic from prin- ciple. Furthermore is 1t fair for him to assume that the fact that some of our southern representatives are favorable to so adjusting the tariff as to give revenue and at the same time afford incidental protection, that they have abandoned the traditional doctrines of their party? Again Dr. Dabney is in error in assuming that because the supreme court of the United States has rendered some decisions favor able to state rights, that there is no long CT necessity for the south remaining solid ly on guard for local self-government? What democratic principle does he want the south to abandon? What democratic principle is hurtful to the south, or any other section of the country? Why not break up the republican strongholds of the north and west? The solid south to- day stands as a bulwark against ten dencies and methods which prevail in other parts of the nation, and is the great conservative influence on which we can confidently rely to preserve in fact, as well as in name, our republican form of government"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-29
ADJUSTMENTS.
At the Bijou.

The popular Bijou Musical Comedy will close successful week at the Bijou with matinee this afternoon and a per formance tonight The offering for this week, "A Trip to Chinatown" with mu- sical interpolations, has proved very pop ular and seems to have launched the reorganzed company on successful ca reer Next week the Bijou company will present "The Little Host" a sparkling musical comedy, which was one of the great successes of the old organization. There will be a long list of attractive musical specialties put on by the princi- pals with the assistance of the lively Bijou maidens. Miss Lee, MT. Harty. Miss Sinnott, Miss F'anchionetti, Dan Marble, Mr. Halter and the other mem- bers of the company will all have con genial roles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-29
SEPARATE BALLOTS
 FOR BOND ELECTION
JUDGE GREENE HOLDS THAT CON- BINED BOND ISSUE CANNOT BE MADE FOR TWO SEPARATE PuR- POSES.

The election board, consisting of Pro bate Judge S. E. Greene, Circuit Clerk Walter K. McAdory, and Sheriff E. L. Higdon, will meet on next Wednesday morning, provided Colonel Higdon re- covers from his illness by that time, for the purpose of appointing election off cers for the s6O0oOo bond election to be held on June 19, and by that date pre- Eminary arrangements for the election will have been completed.
 The ballots for the election are being printed and in this matter an interesting point has presented itself. Judge Greene, who has charge of the election printing. has ordered that two separate ballots be printed, interpreting the law to require such where two propositions are involved. One ballot will be used to vote on the matter of issuing s1Oo, 900 worth of bonds for the erection of a courthouse at Besse- mer and the other for the $5oo,oO0 issue for iail and courthouse purposes in Birming- ham.
 Judge Greene holds that any other course would cause the election to be illegal and cites the provision of section ZIG which provides that when two or more propositions are submitted in bond elec- tion they must be separated for the bene- fit of the voters. Judge Greene rules that two propositions are involved in the com ing election.
 This question was determined by a de- cislon handed down from the supreme court of Alabama in the case of the town of woodlawn vs. J. R. Cain, suit brought to test the validity of bond election in which the voters of Woodlawn had voted a s25,0oo bond issue for the dual purpose of paying interest on bonds and making improvements. The issue was de- clared null and void by the supreme court.