New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-06-23
WIDOW JASON'S
UNRULY HOGS.
The Way the Trouble Between
the Neighbors Was Settled.
BY PAUL cAREw.

farm after his death with even more
wisdom than he had shown himself
possessed Of She was still on the
brighter side of forty fair to look up
on and was at peace with all her
neighbors until the one to the east of
her sold out and stranger moved in.
He was a man Of middle age named
Chisholm, and. being widower, his
sister managed the house for him. If
the Widow Jason was one Of those
who wondered what sort of man he
was, she was the first to find it out.
Among her live stock that year were
a dozen hogs, and it was the fault of
her hired man that there were holes
in the fence through which they
made their way into the potato field
of the new neighbor. She had just fin
ished her breakfast one morning when
Chisholm was announced He had the
courtesy to lift his hat and give his
name. but he also had the bluntness to
add:
Madam, your internal hogs have
rooted up half an acre of potatoes for
me, and If you can't manage to keep
em home I'll shoot every one Of 'em.'
She looked at him and saw that he
was above the ordinary and felt that
had she been introduced in the conven-
tional way she would have been pleas
ed to make his acquaintance. But his
rude greeting angered her, and, being a
woman with mind of her own, she
at once replied:
II can pay for all the potatoes on
your farm, and if you come here to
threaten me you'll find woman who
| doesn't scarer'
We'll, you keep your hogs at home"
And you keep yourself in the same
place.
That was the first tilt The fences
were mended and the hogs were in de-
spair when high wind blew a gate
open, and the drove spent the night in
the same potato field. Next morning
| Chisholm drove ten of them home and
said to Widow Jason:
Madam, there are dead hogs be-
longing to you in my field. Will you
have them removed or shall l bury
| them?'
You killed them, did you?" she
asked.
II did. l told you l would, and l
did"
''Then I'll have the law on you"
''Go ahead"
| She went to law, and there was a
suit. and she was inglOriOusly beaten.
Womanlike, she felt pretty bitter over
| it, but at the same time she had to
! give Mr.. Chisholm credit for lack of
any bitterness. He stated his case in
the mildest manner and even spoke
highly Of her as neighbor. When
she returned home after the lawsuit
she said to her hired man:
"Josh, if that man Chisholm comes
on my land again I want you to throw
him off,
.Yes'm, I'll do it, replied the sturdy
) Josh.
It wasn't fortnight before CHS
/ holm came. He was on his way to
the house when Josh headed him off
and ordered him back. He refused to
go. and Josh laid hold Of him to do
the throwing act, but found himself
licked man in about three minutes.
While he sat on the ground with
handful Of grass to his bleeding nose
the victor passed on to the woman,
who had witnessed the fracas from
! the front steps. Lifting his hat, he
said:
Madam, those hogs Of yours have
been at it again-this time in my corn
field-and I've had to kill another
"Have you dared to kill another Of
my hogs?" she demanded as her
cheeks famed and her eyes flashed.
81 have. Shall l bury him?''
''Sir, you are scoundrelv'
"And you are charming widowv'
She drove to town at once to see her
lawyer. There was $40 in the case
for him win or lose. and he advised
her to sue. She sued and got beaten
again. The defendant referred to her
in the highest terms, but he also
proved that her fences were out of re-
pair. The lawyer saw $40 more in it,
win or lose. and advised Josh to prose-
cute for assault and battery Josh
brought his swollen nose and black
! eye into court and was beaten by sew
eral lengths. He had provoked the
encounter, and if he had got the worst
/ of it, the law couldn't help him.
/ It was a month before anything fur
/ Their happened. The fences around the
hog lot were thoroughly repaired, and
/ for four weeks the porkers had to-
make the best of their sad lot. Then
Josh left the bars down one night, an6
as the widow was getting breakfast
/ she heard the crack of rife Half an
hour later Mr.. Chisholm appeared to
say:
t Good morning, Mrs Jason Those
/ wretched hogs of yours rooted up my
I garden last night, and this morning l
killed another of them. If you want
another lawsuit I'll drive you to town
5 in my own buggy.