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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22
swq neq of 22-17-45. $4,000.
RELEASES.

swq neq of 22-l7-4b, $4,000.
RELEASES. !
Netherlands Amer Mtg Bank TO Robt
Tindall. real mtg.
Deming Invest. Co. to NJ J Taylor,
real mtg.
Betty E Berray to Minerva } Taylor,
real mtg.
Tekoa Lodge No Is, F, to Z
E Moore. chattel mtg.
Marion Freeman to w NJ Pointer,
chattel mtg.
Warren Imbler to Nj A Pointer.
chattel mtg.
Jas Cairns to } r Bradshaw. chat
tel mtg
Brunswick Bake Collender Go to
b Rowell. conditional bill of sale.
Griffith Bros. to Mrs c A Hartley,
chattel mtg.
Vermont Loan and Trust Co. toLou-
lisa L Chapel and husband, real mtg.
Jno Snyder to A K McJnturf, real
mtg.
RG Elder to W A Gill, real mtg
First State bank of Garfield to
Frank Hellinger. real mtg.
VIM A Gill to c E Averill, real
mtg
First State Bank of Garfield to WA
Emert, chattel mtg.
b F Berry to Anthony Schumacher,
real mtg.
AW Mott to Chas Q Kellogg, real
mtg.
H P Hamilton to T J Compton,
chattel mtg.
National Bank of Oakesdale to Hen
ry Davis, chattel mtg.
National Bank of Oakesdale to 0 r
Anderson, chattel mtg.
Bank of Winona to Tucker Dunkin.
chattel mtg.
Bank of Winona to S A Hanna,
chattel mtg.
Bank of Winona to SA Hanna ct al.
chattel mtg.
A A Manchester to Harvey and
Regain. livestock, hack, S153.
w A Emert to First State Bank of
Garfild, livestock, implements, $500.
Albert Diebel to Palouse State
Bank, livestock, implements. $3.50.
FIR Pierce to f L Gordon, live
stock, $4OO.
Jno Gallagher to Citizens State
Bank, crop on neg of 12-19-45, $400.
r f Harp ct al to Edw Schmidt,
livestock, implements, $3.50.
Z G Stonebraker ct al to Edw
Schmidt, livestock, $3.50.
E G Stonebraker ct al to Edw
Schmidt, crop on Lo Lo land On the
Reservation, $780,
Rosalia Creamery Co to Bank of
Roasia, Inc. Creamery. utensils. etc. &.
$1,000.
J M Crouch to E X Kepley, bowling
alleys, etc, $1,000
Hugh E Ferguson and wife to Ladd
and Bush. nwq of 26-19-43. $500.
CHI Preuett to F J Mahoney, lots
7, 8, blk e, Lombards add. Tekoa,
5000.
Martha A Gragg to First Savings
and Trust Bank, Whitman county,
swq of %. 1914, $4,000.
Emma Brockway and husband to
Hans Mumm, ADmr, ct al Ell lot l,
blk 7. Proff's 1st add, Rosalia, $500.
Louisa S Chappell and husband to
Colfax State Bank, sh of 17-17-4O,
$2500.
Rosaila Creamery CO., to Bank of
Rosalia. part of l0-2O-43, $1,000.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22

Rathdum people have novel meth
cd of thawing out frozen water mains
by turning strong current of cleo
tricity into the iron pipes. About 5000
volts are used. Thus far about 1900
feet of pipe frozen solid in the cold
snap, have been freed of ice.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22
REAL MORTGAGES

II ] Mason and wife to Crab Creek
Lumber Co., lot is, blk SO, Maiden,
1888.
Z f Moore and wife to Ralph A
Button, lot 9. blk 2. McDonald's add.
Tekoa. $3.50.
I A Howard and wife to { B Keg-
ley, swq, VII 50 Of 96-15-43, $4,000
Sadie E Burton and husband to
Pullman Saving and Loan Assn.
loyts 4, 5, blk 81. Pullman. $500.
VIM d Muir ct al to First Saving
and Trust Bank of Whitman county.
all Of 3-l7-40, $1,000.
CHATTEL MORTGAGES.
NJ A Fortune TO Warren S Imbler.
livestock, 1000 bushels wheat on no Of
1882, $375.
Thos Patton to Roy Jacobs. live
stock, s45.
Frank Endsley to Harvey and Re-
gan, binder. ETC., $40.
r H Patton to w K Winans, live
stock, implements, 800 bushels wheat
on VIII Of l-l8-4l, $50.
eff Bass ct al to A Nelson, live
stock, machinery. crop on seq neg owq
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22

Big Currant Farm.-In Colorado
there Is one fruit farm upon which are
$4,000 currant bushes which average
a gallon to each bush or 1900 bush
els each year. 1t requires quite an
army To gather this fruit every
year.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22
RECORDS OF
WHITMAN COUNTY
Instruments Filed During the
Week With the County
Auditor.
DEEDS

DEEDS
JR Bernard and wife to Poole and
Tyler lots 1873 blk 2. G Huffman
End add, Tekoa. $375.
EW Wagner and wife to Spokane
and Inland Empire Ry. Co., lot 3. blk
Is, Rosalia, $125.
Alfred f Clawson and Wife to
Claude Renfew, tract in Pennington.
$1,000.
W w Renfew and wife to Agnes I
Patterson. lot /. 2. blk %, Farming
ton, $500.
Jno f Murphy to + f Alexander,
tract in blk Z. Fairview add. Pullman,
$500.
Ralston McCaig and wife to town of
Rosalla, tract in Rosalia. 81.
State of Washington to C B Keg
ley. swq, VIII seq of 36-15-43, $40l5.
CD Kegley and wife to A Howard,
swq VIII seq of 36-l5-43 $40, 500.
Phoenix Mutual Life ms. Co. to
Vim D Muir, sh nwq. sh neg of 4-17-40,
81.
Jos A Wilkinson ct al to Guilford
Miller. lots 1873. blk 2. Wilkinson s
add, Pullman. S.
Maiden State Bank to H arvey J
Bundy, lot 2. blk 30, Maiden, $3.50.
S Higuehi to Tekoa State Bank,
lot Z, blk IL. Tekoa. 81.
w J Hughes and wife to w d
Muir, ct al, lot 4, blk l, Winona,
$3.50.
Jas A Anderson and wife to Michael
Meuli, lots 4, 5. blk A. Vests lst add
Rosalia. 81.
Chas H Steffon and wife to Henry
Steffen. lots l, 2, part lot 3, of 20-18-
as. $25.
Jas c Throop ct al to Arthur B
Mcclure and wife, nwq of 17-18-43,
$3.50.
Chicago. Milwaukee and St. Paul
Ry. Co to Whitman County, tracts in
Sections 10 and 20 in 20-45, 81.
Lee Mays and wife to J A Mays
undivided IL interest in VIII nwq. VIII
swq of 12-l3-37. $500.
B Lombard Jr. and wife to Gay
Lombard, part of seq of 920-45, 81.
Fred WaIdrip to T r Waldrp, ne p
of %, seq of 20. nh neq of 80. NEG nwq
of 32-17-42. $1,000.
VIM r Morrison and wife to Eliza
beth Reed. tract in 5-l8-44. $513.
Mary P Hunting and husband to
Addie A Grove. lot I, blk 2, r C Me-
Croskey's Bird add. Garfield, $4,000.
Mary Hunting and husband to Ida B
Best, lot l, blk 33, Garfield $4,000.
IdaB Best to Mary P Hunting, lot /,
blk 2, R C McCroskey's Bird add, Gar
field, $500.
Jno G Huffman and wife to, Geo W
Larue. tract in Colfax. $500.
Smith H. Mccall and wife to Walt
er Hartley, neq nwp of 3O-17-40. con-
tract, $248.
Smith H Mccall and wife to Walt
er Hartley. part l9-17-40, contract,
Sl46.
Mahoney and wife to H Preu.
EFT, lots Z, 8, blk 6, Lombard $ add,
Tekoa, $500.
Edmund E Ingalls, ct all to Fred
Earnest, lots 7. s. blk IL. west of f
street, Breeding's add. Palouse, 5000.
H r Seat and wife to VIM Laird,
lots 8. 4. blk so. Gill's add, Garfield,
81.
Flora A Cowie ct al to Catherine
Hoskins, lot l, blk l, Emily w Hull's
add. Colfax, let Il. bkl 80, Colfax.
tract in Colfax, $27O0
F red Ratliff, sheriff. 20 to Edgar
A Terrence, sh sh of 24-l7-39. 1895
Hester A Lake and husband to ia.
NJ Trackwell, lot 3, blk Sc, Oakesdale
$780,
H A Glaze and wife to Nora I
Hunter. lots 2. 3, blk 9, Rose ParE
add, Pullman, $475.
VIM H Millspaugh to Chas Bruihi
part neq of 80 sec nwq of 80 in l7-4O
$3.50.
REAL MORTGAGES.
II ] Mason and wife to Crab Creel
Lumber Co., lot IS, blk SO, Maiden
S5SS.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22
SPECIAL NOTICE
To people who
have more or
less Money

Tn our list of real
estate buys we
have for sale
practically all ofthe
choice properties in
the Garfield county
that are now in the
market at reason
able prices. For
general farming
and wheat raising
the Garfield terri
tory is recognized
asthebestin Wash
ington. AS an in
vestment farm pro-
perty nthis section
is absolutely safe.
Write us for intor-
nation. Tell us
what you want and
we will supplyyour
needs at the very
loWestprice obtain
able. If you live
anywhere in the
country and have
property for sale or
trade at a reason
able price write US,
we can do the bus
mess.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22
THE NORTHWEST

While deranged on account of ILL
ness, Link Reed, young business man
of Kalispell, Mont, cut his throat.
At Walla Walla Saturday l.. V.
Lawton was convicted of obtaining
goods under false pretenses and SEN
fenced to serve from one to five years
in the state penitentiary.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22

Several cases of cattle stealing have
occurred in the vicinity of Grangeville,
Idaho, recently, and the farmers are
circulating a subscription paper to
raise funds to drive the rustlers out of
the county or to bring them to Justice.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-01-22

At Laurel, Mont, Friday night AL
ONO Fitzpatrick went into the oil house
at the general store of W. X. Spencer
with lighted lantern, when the gas
oline tank exploded, killing Fitzpatrick
instantly and seriously injuring Mr..
Spencer.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
The Highly Diverting
American Puzzle
Find Your Political Party.

kicking merely pointing out interesting fact
For generation Democratic have had way
doing this trick when progressive Democrat was running Tor
anything Just keep mind.
day Chicago the machine Democrat Roger Sullivan
and the machine Republican Lorm ended fierce con
test congressman FIJI the made by Lori
going into the senate
Dr. Barnes progressive Republican running against Mr. But
Monkey machine Republican backed by Lormer 1t was
Monkey nominated after conference between machine
Republican Democrat Sulanboth bosses
Democratic henhmen out with Monkey badges
on working Republican Sullivan aved about their
wink of his Lorimer doubt but nobody worth
mentioning seemed Ryan, tie regular Democrat"
machine Republicans" voted for
Monkey and the Ryan
If the proves they machine Like
Napons they the bosses divided the and conquered
selected the senate by fusion of
machine Democrats legislature Sullivan
Republicans under Lorimer himself Do you begin the
point Mr. Parymanl
Mr. Monkey Immediately supporter Speaker
Cannon Certainly Mr. Cannon spoke his campaign him.
When Mr. Cannon defeated speakershp
congress- there enough progressive
pubioans nominal do the trick but the machine
Tammany Georgia Republicans
the muty old the chair with the Cannon rules
10 your norl
Mr.. Partyman
The of the PayneAdrh schedules in both house
Adrch
against the progressive opposition by fusion of machine Democrats
machine Republicans"
Congress s about getting again
Watch the beautiful harmony between the machines
All the time the progressves voting in two bodies
All the time the machine voting
machine beat the progressive one
How about this, Mr. Party Democrats Mr. Progress.
Republican, Are all the machine forces
service of the the proeresives oct
oherl Isn't the deal between the machines quite apparent enough
show
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
There's No Use In
Talking; II Was
A Great Message
A Reader Writes In His Views, Or
Honest Injun, Ne Would Have
Forgotten All About II.

This reader, seems, has been deeply stirred
He writes follows:
the presidents first and have ad it.
have thought and tonight have read it again
Its clarion call 1t rings
Those regarded the president shufer trimmer
put to He too, swing the big stick
the question of right the Newfoundland fisheries
the rights of hardy His clear and
vigorous plgc sealing the patriotic heart What
intrepid than his stand the matter of continuous voyages
righteousness alleged with fear the hosts
pessmsm hopeful the dawn of better day for the
Kongo country sturdy blow class Of undesirable citizens
to coin phrase.
Reform in Liberia and the sptzbergen demanded in
which the ground from the mscreants who
popular and at the time the
rights of mining lands be conserved
Those mining owning everywhere will be heered by this mani
festo of presidents 1t judicial but il is firm.
of reform Persia and Turkey will
by presidents Reform in Mohammedan lands
will feel great reaches the
THE Chile been smoothed by the presidents
diplomacy American rights and with stain
American honor
THE abolition whatever China announced
with administrations this educa
proud And the battle which has been
the right loan the construction
railways These heroic struggles mark the pathway of the
real statesman.
while kn whatever abolished China merely
where Zaya be made the recipient
consignment of it
The Undertaking magazines be made higher
1T great message
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
IN MANY GUISES
Story Exciting Dash for Fortune Actor Adventuer
En- Assocaonl

SO hard up as all that, your only nope
Is 10 Try YOUR hand at something else.
I'm ready % turn bootblack,' | as
sured him.
Well WELL" said he. "a client OF
ours inquired yesterday for valet
II YOU are really willing to put your
pride in your pocket | shall personal
y recommend you
II have no pride" answered, but
| have also no experience"
He gave me plying smile Ger
tGinly not. but | believe that you are
hungry-you look it,"
\ few minutes afterwards ! was
walking as fast as could towards Pic
cadilly with letter in my pocket
which bore the address: Sir VIII
/ lam Dagmar. Bart. 22a Curzon-s,."
II was a small two-storied house
but it looked good and raised the
knocker tremblingly.
\ fcotman opened the door He
was civil because my clothes werc
we'll cut and because I have the ap-
pearance OF a gentleman. He invited
me 10 seat in an ante-room. AMI
went of with my letter. Whom h.
returned he carried his nose in the
air.
Huh" he shifted. Step this way,
but wipe your shoes on that mat FIRST,
please
He led mo 10 q room on the first
floor. opened the second door and an
nounced in an oily voice
"The valet-Sir William"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
SHALL CALL You DROWN

| walked into the room with the
most respectful mein was able TO as
sumo.
The door closed behind me. The
walls were piled from moor 10 ceiling
with books. Books Uttered the carpet
about the basis Of the shelves a re.
volving bookcase Crammed with books
stood beside the chair upon which Sir
William Dagmar sat. The apartment
possessed no windows and was light
ed from the roof like picture gallery.
A second after | entered the room |
looked at Sir William, but I had AL
ready said 10 myself "A book ormi p"
He was Of middle size and age His
features were regular and even hand
some. fIs complexion was yellow
and bloodless He possessed n
broad rather than high forehead,
and large head covered with a
mass OF stubby iron-gray hair. His
nose was long and straight. His
chin was trihe weak lie was clean
shaven. The key TO his face was
his mouth. II was large and sens.-
tive II had trick OF screwing II.
self M at the corners, and sending
the upper lip into n curl OF sneering
uuerulousness. which | Immediately
experienced an itch 10 initiate. His
teeth were long, even and very white.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13

resent to the life. One morning, about
that time, in fit OF drunken rage, my
father gave me a terrible beating. The
result Of irregular meals and bad food,
could neither retaliate nor defend
myself / ran away from home. !
walked 20 Liverpool, and easily OBJ
tanned employment at music nall.
where for three years ! nightly imi-
tated every actor and person OF note
whom the I.iverpullans wished 10
see They grew tired of me AZ last
and ceased 10 applaud my turn. ! was
promptly discharged I made my way
10 London The London market. how
ever. was simply glutted with mimics.
and before three months had passed
was pcnniless and still without n
Tlace. haunted the theaters and EN-
ployment agencies 10 no purpose.
AZ last day came when stood in
the Strand owning nothing In the
world hut the suit Of decent black
wore and my makeup box | men
toned the fact 20 the manager OF the
next employment agency ! visited. He
had seen me so often that he knew me
we'll
Look here" said he. If you are
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13

AGAR HUME. alias BROW N-Profes-
sional mimic. who becomes valet TO SIR
VIM. Dagmar and schemes 10 make a
fortune.
SIR WM Wealthy bach
elor recluse whose house Is the rem
devious or a mysterious coterie
SIR CHAS. NENNE,R--W Wealthy spe-
Cialist. member OF sir pagmars NOR
bid society Of seven. chief promoter OF
series OF CHASTITY experiments.
GEO CONTEMPORARIES another of
the society, who has romance.
MARION LIZ MAR-Beloved OF Cav
anagh. who IS in the secret OF the so
cietSs experiments
DIR FULTON. MR. HUMPHREYS
MR.. PARDO. MIR III SBAND-Members
OF the queer society.
DIR. NEKNET--A French medical
fanatic.
JUSSIEU. BEAUDANT-Negro as.
sistants OF Sir Chas Nenner.
! SEXTON DAGMAR--Heir 10 Sir Will
Jams title.
BUTTS-A butler.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
THE PASSING OF THE PARLOR

lures OF Uncle Ned I'm ill.fttins
clothes and Aunt Fanny In hoop,
skirts, frills and curls. and the lattet
preserving record of the births and
deaths Tor several generations. The
FANNY album was an indispensable
leature OF every old-fashioned parlor
a iamily might get along without the
sluned blrds or the wax flowers un.
der the glass case. but an album was
a necessity. Visitors always found II
a source OF interest, and IL was usual 4
well thumbed
The very atmosphere OF the old
parlor was different from that found
anywhere else in the house. or out
OF doors There was a sort OF "pari
Tor smell" about II that. once smiled
may never be forgotten. This was
due, OF course. 10 the fact that thd
room was kept shut tight nearly ali
the time. The parlor is, or used Ia
be, the only room that didn't need
ventilation The luxury OF II had III
be kept shut up. for purposes OF pre-
servation IL didn't matter IL IL was
a bit musty I'm smell, wasn't IL the
palror. and didn't everybody elses
parloT smell the same way?
And SO the old parlor is passint'
Maybe IL is all right for il 10 &c .
But We shall ever remember II with
tcnderest feelings. II was In the
old parlor that we courted our sweet !
hearts married our wives. christened
our babies. and took our last views of
loved ones as they lay with hands
folded upon their breasts. Modern
rnOdCg Of living may abolish thp mar
Tor as IL used 20 he. but they can
never abolish from the minds OF those
who knew the dear old institution at
it's hest the love and veneration they
feel for it.-Monroe Democrat
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13

A writer I'm a furniture trade jour.
nal refers to the fact that the old
fashioned parlor has seen its day and
is not 10 he found In the modern
homes" So the fine old institution
is going. is il? Maybe II is gust as
well that II should go. II was usually
, place OF silence and gloom to the
children of the household; forbid
den place. like the secret room in
Blueheard's castle. Nevertheless il
was the pride OF mamma aud the bette
noir" of papa. who couldn't smoke
there. and was always leaving the
blinds open STD that the sun would
shine In and fade the beautiful red
carpet.
How vividly the picture of the old.
fashioned parlor comes back to the
mind, There was the mohair-cover-
ed sofa. the mohair-covered rocking
chairs and the mohair-covered stand
ing chairs. all very shiny. very slick
and very uncomfortable. The chairs
stood as straight as II their perpen-
dicular had been determined with a
plumb line. and their seats we're
spriney aud hulbous The small boy
v no ATTEMPTED 90 sit on one of them
found himself perpetualiy sliding of
and then crawling back on again. In
one corner was the "whatnot." an
ornate affair. on which were gather
ed cups and sauCers bearing such le-
gends rs For a Good Boy" For a
Good Girl" ITO Our Mother" and
the like, in addition 10 a hundred
rewgaws and jlmcracks defying de
scription. In the center OF the room;
Was the center table usually round
with a marble top. On this was the
family album and the family Bible.
the former containing the faded pic
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
The House in curzon.st.

My uame is Agar Hume. Ny moth
er died when | was two. Ny father was
the first violin in second-rate music
hall orchestra al Birmingham He
had once been a gentleman. He taught
me French and how TO play the flute.
Between whiies he treated ME like
dog He wished me TO become a
member Of his orchestra. Ny tastes.
however. inclined 70 the stage. From
early childhood had possessed an al
most perfect talent for mimicry When
was 10 there was not an artist |
had ever seen whom | could not rep
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13


IT'S just dependency that ails
your husband. isn't il, Mrs. High
more?"
Il suppose so. but a specialist Is
treating him for melancholia, and YOU
know that's quite expensive. Chi
cago Tribune.
See where Tammany man was
mistaken for thief and killed. II
behooves Tammany man TO wear their
picnic badges.
For President Tafts opinion on hot
stuff subjects. see his Special Extra
messages which will be issued from
time to time.
John Jacob Astor had 10 wait n
long time. but now he is in the news
every day.
Fortune Teller: You will he very
poor until you are 80 years of age.
What brings old Santa Claus to
Doctor Cooke"
the title. but I'm not thinkin he'll
get much o. the splosh. Hi. there's
masters bell. Hurry up. he 'ates 20 be
kept waitin'."
| was up tho stairs in 4 twinkle.
Sir William looked bored to death.
Some gentlemen will dine with mo
tomorrow night. Brown" he draNled.
Six in all Their names are On this
paper, and TIER Table places m5TECd-
| wish YOU 10 serve-Butts is clumsy
waitcr."
Very good. sir" | murmured
you will also see that card tables
are arranged in the smoking room.
(To be continued)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13

In the last presidential election, the
solid Democratic" wards of New
York-the sure Tammany wards
went back on Bryan. Of course
Bryan would have been licked any.
how, and not that we are at this
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13

We promised we would say more
about President Taft's message.
You remember, il was a message
that could be commented on the
week before or at some future
time" VI
We chose a future time, but
would have forgotten all about it II
II hadn't been for reader.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
MOST ANYTHING

Tmpecunious Poet eagerly: And
after then?
Fortune Teller You will get used
10 1.-THE Sketch.
Here's Job for Burbank"
What"
Training Christmas tree to
srrout it's own presents. Louisville
Courer-Journal
King Leopold is ILL., There's much
curiosity TO know just what was able
TO make him sick
Maybe this is a late date 10 men,
ton it. but the secretary OF state
handed out quite n message on the
same day that Bill did. and it was
writ" lovely. too.
Parson Primrose: How is It you
are not a good little boy at Christ
mas?
Grimsey: Cause den I'd get Sun.
day school books. | want Indian
stories. See?-Judge.
The voice OF the corn shredder and
the accident insurance agent is-or
are-heard in the land.
He May offer you my umbrella
and my escort?
She: Thanks. but your umbrella Is
quite enough.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Eleven thousand saloons were voted
out OF existence I'm the last year. but
the usual number OF saloonkeepers
were elected To office
Surgery has been added TO the Mon
roe doctrine. Zelaya is bulletnel on
the operating room blackboard for an
amputation; Drs. Knox and Kimball.
Bill: see man is trying to drift
across the arctic circle Where do
You suppose he'll bring up?
Jill oh. on the lecture platform,
probaby-Yonkers Statesman. T.
l. comes hut once a year. ~
This holiday.
Bat All the remaining time
IT'S on THE WAY.
Tho per capita supply OF cash in
this country is s349s. Speaking in
diyidually, we can account for tho 9s
cents but the rest az il must be in
circulation somewhere.
4 400-pound halibut was recently
displayed IN London. Huh. the sacred
cod Of Boston IS bigger than that.
II Dreyel Biddle does enter grand
oTera. more exits will he needed
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
A FOOL THERE WAS.

why do you call the girl that Tilted a vamplre?"
because lent her diamond ring and she vamped IT."
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13
EXCELLENT EYESIGHT.

Patron: Garcon, there is hair soup
Waiter: You clever TO
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-12-13

The per capita supply OF cash in
this country is s349S. Speaking In
diyidually. we can account for tho 9S
cents but the rest az it must be in
circulation somewhere