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Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-01
RAMS HORN BROWNS PHILOSOPHY.

The mole doesn't know that he lives under ground.
 The man who truly fears God fears nothing else.
 The COW that jumped over the moon has not yet come down.
 The man who is against the Lords people is against the Lord.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-01
cLEopATaA's CODE.
Keep expectation alive.

Keep expectation alive
 Keep to yourself the inner secrets of your art.
 Always tell the truth. but not the whole truth.
 Never be monotonous-vary your mode of action
 Don't be too much of a dove--even sweetness pals.
 Keep the extent of your accomplish ments unknown
 Seem transparent. yet be not so in friendship or love.
 Drain nothing 10 the drcgs, neither sorrow nor happiness.
 Put up with fools. for the malice of fool can do more harm.
 Never tell your troubles to a man. but always be ready to hear his.
 Remember that men always like to be amused. never instructed.
 Avoid explanations. Your friends don't need them. your enemies won't believe them.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-01
Arizona $ New Mexico
 Railway Company
TIME TABLE

11:25 AT Hachfta ..IV6 LV Iz. Ss Connects with Morenc1 Southern ssConnects with Southern Pacific.
 sssConnects with Fl Paso and Southwestern.
 GEORGE A. WAGSTAFF. Superintendent
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-01

IN THE RING We are always in the ring when 1t comes to
 JEWElRY Whatever is designed and manufac- tured in the line is made a part of our stock at once. The variety, quan- tity or quality is not limited to few of each article. We are especially supplied with Engagement and We'd ding Rings and any one of them is fit to grace the fingers of your fiance or wife.
 l.. l.. GILMAN
 FLAT IRON BUILDING
 Main Street
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-01

HOTEL MINNEWAskA 4 Newly and beautifully furnished. No noise. no
 s dust, pure air Yet only TIE ~ blocks from Broadway. y:! Rooms or apartments. . Single SIP, en suite $25 per month and up. Special rates to families and parties. Cafe. MRS. A. L. PARKER. prop. POI So Grand Ave Los Aneeles. Cal.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-01
MOTOR mAx,ms.

 Better rust than bust. Ans well that ends smell. Money makes the auto go. One good turnover deserves an An .s.te ia hand is worth two in the ditch
 There's many . slip twin the tirs and the ground The early policeman catchss the un- eery spssess.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26

IIlIN N~NtNt|t 49,
The bIs mus ical extra etlls
Saas ne ia tiers cotiss to the
Grand opera House tilis
even Ii bfe entIng the new sue sesss
hi musical satire the Biltiken Girl
IN tsso acts.
6haries ssra1nlich wrote the words
and music and press and public have
united Iii aeciatming It the best vet. gs "a
:srhe Bilfikpn Girl Is melodiotis.
tnnefu1 and full OF go from start TO
finish. The company is headed by Mr..
CHARLES Gramlich, the famous German
comedian, and Helen Hail. the dainty
comedienne, who are seen to advan,,
tage in character creations. The fun
BIS fast and furious Throughout. Beau.
thu musical specialties, including all
the latest in songs and dances. are
features introduced by a host OF cley.
er comedians and pretty girls.
The piece gives excellent emporium
ity for handsome stage settings and
the management promises produe-
ton on tasty, costly and elaborate
scale.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
Kappa CANINE Reception.

The Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority
entertained about two hundred guests
members, OF other fraternities and out
town visitors here for the game yes
terday, at reception in the home of
Miss Marjorie Patterson on Grand
street, South Park, last evening. The
Patterson home was beautifully decor
ated for the OCCASION in smilax, roses,
carnations, chrysanthemums and other
flowers. The guests were received by
Miss Nell steele, Miss Marjorie Patter-
son, Miss Edna Arnold. Mesdames
John INITIAL anil Charles A. Fowler.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
ALcoHoL Ind MEDICINE.

Alcohol is the best known preserya-
tive of medical compounds and the
average proprietary medicine contains
from is per cent. to % per cent. which
Is tine SMALLEST possible amount to
preserve the ingredients, while the
average &oo;cr's prescription contains
from 25 per cent. to so per cent.
Such standard preparations as Lydia
e. Pinkhams Vegetable compound
contain but IS per cent, and they even
put the Compound up In tablet form.
which tho over%scrirpulous woman, who
objects to alcohol in amy degree, may
llee.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
CAMEO 70 pENNsYLvANIA:
#Land.s BIeedaounds Wanted ion csse
at Dunbar.

]. a. Lanles left This afternoon dor
Dunbar Pennsyl van1a. where he with
the assistance of the Inndles-HarTis
bi1odhpunJs win trail down the crirll-
'inais that cut down the bridge belong
ing 10 the Tri-state lumber Ccni-
Ipany.
The IandesH Harris dogs are very
successful In running down.
criminals. Henry johnson, colored,
who was sent to Momdsvtlle dor UNI
kwful cutting and Ellsworth Rowe,
who is serving time for uttertng a for
gerry, would now be entoytng freedom
had 1t not ben for the good work done
by King Ed and tine other dogs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
ATTENDED Recital.

Mrs. ID. p. Fitch, Misses elizabeth
HaSHlontl and loherholz were in Man
1ington iast night to attend the re
cftal given by Miss Christine Miller
Miss Miller's recihl at Warrington
was but repetition Of her former sue.
cesses and a large audience filled the
attditortum. Accompanying Miss MIL
Ter was Carl Bernthaler of the PITTS
burg Orchestra, who is in himself an
artist OF unusual ability. The date
! for Miss Miners appearance was ar
sfanged by Miss Beryl Stewart at tho
request OF many Warrington people.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
RaIlah.RadcIiHe.

Mr.. J. Thomas Ballai, OF this city,
and Miss Elizabeth Radcliffe, of
Georgetown, were united in marriage
at the home OF the brides
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. l.. Radcliffe.
Rev. o. G. Phillips performed the mar
1iaEe ceremony which was witnessed
by the intimate friends OF the con-
tracing parties. Mrs. chas. Floyd, of
this city, attended the bride and Mr..
Floyd attended the groom. Mr.. and
Mrs. BaIlah will reside at Georgetown
for n while and will later come to Fair
mont.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
Stockf11en
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Round Table. led by Hon. A. Mccol-
tooh.
Internal parasftes,, C. E. Lewis.
Discussion.
Reports OF committees.
Election of officers.
Recess. $E g
Evening Session. 1880 p. m.
Address, Cllas. AfcIntire.
Address, Prof. H. w. Mrmforl.
Adjournment. igss M. a.,
Following is tine programme Of the
meeting of the Live Stock Associa-
ton:
Morning Session, ESQ 9. m7 pee. 4.
InNocsAion. s..4St
Presidents address D. A. Arnold,
Keyser.
secretary's report, A. R. Thrasher.
Maxwelton.
Some important phases of cattle
Drceling and feeding. H. w. Mnmford.
professor of animal tusbandry, Illinois
a agricultural college.
Afternoon Session, p. m.
Appointment of committees.
silo and silage. "A. r. Thrasher and
w. D. linn.
Discussion.
Breeding for type, 2. E. Thorn.
Roosevelt. w. Va.
Should we grow more horses? If 80,
what kind? Geo. T. LeathernnU. Old
Fields.
Discussion.
Value OF good blood in the feed lot,
Chas. McIntire, Charleston, w. Va
Might Session, p. m.
Report OF committees.
Appropriate stock for w. Va, DIR.
A. Moore, Wilmington.
Can the small farmer afford to grow
beef? Chlas. NcInttre. Charleston, w
Va.
Discussion. ea'
Election OF officers.
Adjournment,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
RESOLUTIONS
In Memory Of Mr.. oJseph E. Sands.

ri
Mheeras II has pleased Gcd, the
Father, TO remove trm our midst 10
serh E. Sands.
Therefore, be it resolved that we,
the faculty Of the Fairmont State Nor
mai School, mourn the loss OF sin
core friend and benefactor; man of
broaAview ard of aggressive educa-
tion3I spirit. s6o
In his unselhsh spirit of helpfulnesS
and interest continually manifested in
behalf OIL this school. he has won the
admiration and respect CT all connect
ell with the Institution, those in official
positions, ami of THE entire comn:t1li'
ity,
In his death the Falrncnt State
Normal school ilIas sustained q great
loss by being deprived 81 most sym
pathetic friend end supporter.
w eeXtend our deepest sympathy to
his family, WHO will mtes lls wise
counsel, protecting care, and tender
love.
IDA NJ. ABBOTT.
ELIZABETH M. STALNAKER,
HAROLD F. ROGERS,
Faculty Committee.
Nav. "a. 1909.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
scale.
aThe Blue Mouse"

.
natural complications as is said to be
the case in ..The Blue Mouse" Clyde
FItch's latest farce, which the Messrs.
Stlbsrt will offer here for the first
time at the Grand, matinee and night
Saturday. The farce has met with i'm.
manse success in Germany, where 1t
has run fro over a year. 1t has also
met with favor in France. Austria,
Sweden and Denmark When produc-
ed in New York the metropolitan
critics recognized the merits of the
piece and acccrdingly the criticisms
were unanimous in their praise.
Paulette Divine, a Salome dancer,
known as "The Blue Mouse" consents
to act as the wife OF Rollett, secreta-
ry to the president OF the Interstate
Railroad. This he does in order to
have the bogus Mrs. Rollett tlirt with
his superior officer and obtain from
him his promotion from a clerkship
to division superintendent The hirta-
ton is we'll begun in the first act when
the real Mrs. Rollett is caught by the
president in the arms of his clerk. He.
mistakes her for 1.-THE Blue Mouse,
so that when the real Mrs. Rollett re-
turns to the ot1ices OF the company a
few minutes later-having fed in dis
may-the president, under the impress
sion that she is the dancer, airts with
her. The scene Is most amusing. In
the midst of it the presidents own
wife enters his private office and COM
plicatioins are doubled. Three acts
are required to unravel the skeins of
the tangled threads, and before the
finish Rollettts father-in-1aw, who be
lfeves his daughter is being abused,
drops in and falls victim to the real
"Biue AIouse:s" charms. So captivat-
ed is he that the old gentleman from
Cchoes. upon learning that the Blue
Mouse" Is going TO auction her house
hold effects offers to buy them in and
gives her check for $4,000 This the
so1tin-law learns of-as he is hiding
behind curtains during the transaction
and uses the information as lever
to wrench a handsome dowry from
papa"
In the large cast are NIillicent
Evans, Samuel Edwards, Earle Mitch
ell, Gyu d'Ennery, Lily Han, Ruth
Rose, Gordon Mendelssohn, Edward
Craven, Marie Gerand and eighteen
others.
"what GO cd is Il"
Some persons ask, What good is
lit?" This question with the same pro-
prfety might be propounded concern
ling the nature of the discovery of the
North Pole. When steam was seen
escaping from the teakettle, what
good is it?'' would have been sensi-
BILE inquiry. When Franklin wrested
lightning from the skies and stopped
1t by key. the people might have In
credulously smiled as the asked. what
good Is it?'' He could not have an
swered, for children ask questions
philosophers cannot answer. What is
hypnotism? How did Svengali over
master "Trilby?" What power is
there in persons eyes that causes
another to fall asleep under It's gaze?
How long does this influence last?
Why is 1t that some people possess
1t and others do not? WHY cannot
every one be hypnotized? All OF these
questions that the public take great
interest In are answered by the Great
Duncan, who is to appear suon at the
Grand for five nights with tae largest
hypnotic comedy company now on the
road. -.sa5i
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
M 8. z, 3. E Z q success.

The Thanksgiving Exchange held
ON "wednesday by the Robert 2. Lee
Chapter ci the limited Daughters OF
the Gonfsherscy Kas dectded sue
cess The ARTICLES sale were ex,
cellsnf and fcarNd readg market. It
Is the intention to have another sale
In the near future. .-zs-7s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
a House Party.

Misses Edna and Jessie Jacobs, stel-
Ia Savage, Of F,airnlont, Emma Ssw-
age, of Petersburg, and Elinor An.
nan. of Clarksburg. were the guests OF
Miss Grace Hodges for Thanksgiving
and the West virgin'a-W. and j, foot
ball game -Morgantewn New Dornin,
ION.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
A Church Reception.

A church reception was held last
evening at the Central Christian
Church i1onortng many new members
VINO have been received in the church
There was n large attendance OF the
congregation and many visitors were
present.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
a WeddIna Anniversary.

Mr.. and Mrs. &C. l.. Shuttlesworthr
of the Fifth ward, yesterday celeb1at-
ed the 3stli anniversary of the we'd
ding day by holding family reunion,
The entire family with one eXcep'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26

lion was present on this occasion and
n bountiFul Thanksgiving dinner was
served. Mr.. and Mrs. shuttlesworth's
children are NIessrs. G. NJ, C. j., H.
IT,, ]. E., and j. W.. the latter restd-
ling in Pfttsburg. and one daughter.
Miss Georgia V. shuttleswor:h.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-26
a church social.

Tonight at the9F'Ifst M p. Church
in the First ward. 4 secfalswial be held
to which the public 4s invited "A
matching contest will be feature OF
entertainment and refreshments con.
slstiug OF ice crgil1rf and cake win be
served. IA souvenir WIN baarfesented
to each guest by the young ladies' OF
the church,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22

Topeka people have foregathered
with the pay-as-you-enter car, after
having discarded the get-in-if-you-can
brand, and the man who objects to
having his feet stepped upon compares
and notes the difference. That these
cars have proven success wherever
tried seems not to be a matter for
argument And that they have brought
out some peculiar phases of human
nature-and are still bringing them
OUTS equally true.
In New York, where this style of
car was first tried, they have had
many funny experiences, says the Gin
cinnati Times-Star, and a story going
the rounds of the metropolitan press
at present shows not only the almost
inherent human side of a high-born
Englishman, but the same side of the
independent American.
The Englishman. attired in the
height of fashion. boarded the car.
With a monocle in his eye and a
nickel between his thumb ami fore
finger, he glanced at the uniformed
representative of the transportation
company-and held out the nickel to
| him.
Drop 1t in" said that official short
! ly, indicating the closed box.
The Eng1ishman's left eyebrow lift
ed slightly, but the monocle stuck in
his right eye as tightly as ever. Also
| the nickel remained suspended in the
| air
Drop it in repeated the conductor
| with emphasis.
The right eyebrow of the English
man elevated itself. and the monocle
clinked against the button of his
opened overcoat. ct will do nothing
of the Sort retorted the Englishman.
"You-aw. You-are my servant 1t
is your function to drop the money in
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22

more slipped out OF the room. followed
by his wife.
Terrill caught the girls hands. 1T
was so splendid. Of you!" he cried. why
did you speak? I never would have
told. But you know that 1 hadn't done
it, didn't your
Il don't know!" answered the girl
between laugh and q sob. 81 didn't
care. only thought of saving you"
What a girl you are!"
What man you are ooing to bel"
Her eyes shone and she swayed a lit
tie toward him. She was very young,
but she had helped him. and her near
ness gave him sense of comfort. His
arms crept around her and their lips
met.
Girl" he whispered, I'm going away
but when I make good, nay 1 come
back-to your
And little Miss Stanmore. making no
effort to free herself, whispered back,
Yes, only-don't go!"-(Copyrighted,
1909, by Associated Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22

for me! You are merely a representa-
tive of a corporation that is operated
for the benefit of the public,''
Thereupon the conductor. growing
red behind the ears, choked. "Your
servant" he exclaimed; Eyes, I am
not. What do you bloody Britishers
imagine this country is,- anyway? Inn
agine this is a padded kindergarten !?
Well. if you do, you have several more
cogitations coming to YOU Or words
to that effect.
The passengers laughed. and the
conductor grew redder. "Can you beat
that?" he demanded. "I don't suppose
he even does his own smoking; has
his valet do that for him!"
The Englishman replaced his mon
ocle, dropped his nickel into his own
pocket, turned deliberately, with line
of people to the curbstone waiting
upon his movement, and stepped off
the car. AS a parting shot he re-
marked: VERY well. then. 1 shan't
ride on your car! Beastly impudent
servants this company employs, I must
say."
And the joke of it is that the con-
ductor, bent upon calling the calm
Britisher all the disagreeable names he
could before the latter got out of ear
shot, unconsciously took a nickel from
the hand of a. woman who was bun
dle-laden, end dropped it into the box
for her. He wasn't servant; but
he could serve-when he got good and
readyl
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22
JAYHAWKER JOTS

AS between the man who snaps our
head off and the one whom it takes
a week to make up his mind, We'll
take the snapper, is the choice Of Will
Palmer.
A merchant in Burton is now ad-
.vertising ''ice cold drinks and the
Hutchinson News concludes that the
community is a peaceable one because
the man hasn't been harmed.
The Ottawa Herald thinks the Kan
sas City discovery that many children
are sent away to school without their
breakfast leaves charity in some doubt
whether to furnish breakfast foods or
alarm clocks.
One of the Nortonville News friends
handed in the following story the
other day: You're a pig. Lenny,"
said father to his five-year-old boy.
Now, do you know what a pig, is
Lenny?" Eyes, SIR replied the lad,
"a pigs a hogs little boy
A newspaper full of good live ad-
vertising is a big advertisement for a
town. while one with no live adver-
Using is a constant reminder that the
death of the community is near at
hand. The merchant who helps the
paper with his advertising is helping
himself in a greater degree.-Oswego
Democrat.
The rise of H. T. Nudge reminds us
of the fall of DIR. Nudge. who flour
ished in Hodgeman county nearly 80
years ago, says the Lawrence World
He came west with $1,000 900 in the
bank and annuities amounting to
$1,000 a year and began scattering
his fortune. There was no SPOT on
earth that needed it worse at that
time, as for some years a real hard
dollar had been a curiosity and the
people had been living chiefly upon
corn meal mush and home made sor-
ghum. DR.. Nudge was a fine fellow
when sober, but managed to keer
from being in that condition long al
time and in very short time his
millions were gone, he had cashed uI
his annuities as far ahead as he could
and when the receivers took over the
big ranch with all its possessions he
went back to Massachusetts and be-
gan keeping books. We have often
wondered what finally became of him
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.
tFrom the Philadelphia Record.

GF'rom the Philadelphia Record.1
Our virtues always look larger to
US than to anyone else.
The fellow with an empty head is,
of course, most easily ratified.
No matter how bad 1t is. the orches-
ira leader has to face the music.
A wom-n's logic Is best exempli-
fled by the way she gets off a trolley
car.
To get something for nothing is
human longing. even though we don't
want it.
The days are shortest Just before
Christmas. Strangely enough, so are
most men.
The one thing we don't care whether
man pays back or not Is borrowed
trouble.
The meanest man in Manayunk con-
tributed cake of yeast to raise the
mortgage on the church.
This is sheer nonsense remarked
the exchange editor as he ran his scis-
sors through the comic paper.
Hoax-"I tell you, an operation for
appendicitis is no joke - Joak-"'No,
but If it was it would be side
splitting one
Nell-'I didn't know Maude was in
terested in antiques" Belle-ssOh, yes
indeed. Why. she's going to marry an
old widower, who is past s8.''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22
Eaked Flags,

The Swiss are alive to the weakness
of Englgish and American tourists for
things ancient. An Innsbruck paper
says that one of the popular manu-
featured antiquities is the Swiss flag
of 100 years ago A new one is made
to resemble a centenarian by a process
which includes fading the colors in the
sun, bespattering it with tallow. and
laying it in the granary, where the
mice soon give it the necessary latter
ed appearance. Finally it is subjected
again to the rays of Father Sun, is
mounted on worm-eaten broken
staff, and IS then ready for the En-
glish or American tourist in search
of centennial trophies.-Dundee Ad-
vertiser.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22

The best explanation that has yet
been made as to the reasons for Will
liam Watson's vicious poetic attack on
the ladies of the Asquith family comes
from the poets brother, who declares
that his POLITICALLY inclined relative fire.
quen+' suffers from decisions and a
deranged mind and that he wrote 1.-The
Woman With the Serpent's Tongue
during one of these. period. This is a
common failing with a good many
poets
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22
GLOBE SIGHTS.
IFrom the Atchison Globe. ]

IFrom the Atchison G1obe.1
Frankly, we are not a good judge of
anything.
If you can't smile away your trou-
bles. try work.
Nearly every man wants to talk;
there are few good listeners.
Every man has a right to his opin-
ion. If he will keep it to himself.
The winning side is never able to see
any corruption in the election.
Women do not admire men half as
much as the men admire themselves.
When a rogue gives a man an even
break, he regards himself as very vir-
tuous.
Title of new serio-comic song:
Prices Are So High, and I'm SO
Poor
ing, there are still men who keep two
dogs.
Occasionally we meet a woman with
such a funny figure that we burst out
laughing.
YOU" everyone is saying in manner
and thought to a new widower. will
soon get over it.
When a man pays a doctor bill he
acts as though he were paying for MOTH
ing more than an experiment.
The man who visits" a good deal Is
always a shiftless man. And the same
rule is more or less true of the woman
visitor.
Next to her Bible, a woman has the
greatest respect for that sticker reading
Don't Open Till Christmas" pasted on
Christmas gifts.
We make so many mistakes when we
have our own way that we have decided
it is a good thing we are not always
permitted to do as we please.
Every man who has the toothache
goes around saying. 'I did not sleep a
wink las night" although it may not
| have come on him until that morning.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22

4 New York court has decided that
Jewels costing $4,000 are not such a
necessity of existence to a wife that
a husband can be held responsible for
the debt contracted by her in their
purchase. In commenting on this de-
cision the New York Tribune makes it
clear tina. it is not a very ardent ID
vocate of equal rights for women by
indulging in this bit of irony: woman
suffrage is the cure for such density
as that"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-22
JOURNAL ENTRIES

LONELINESS. too. is only as deep as
the skin.
< X
It's particularly tiresome to do moth
ing.
* X =
There's no sure rule for the success
full pursuit Of happiness.
X x x
Just about the time a shoe gets COM
Portable it is nearly worn out.
X x
Not only is it more blessed to give
than to receive but it is also more ex-
pensive.