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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
CRYING NEED, AS HE SEES IT.
1 Companion of lrritated Divnes Camc to the Front with Order to | the Waiter.

Joaquin Miller is to establish a colony of poets in Fruitvale, Cal. MT. Miller, discussing this colony recently, said
 We poets will, of course, argue and squabble That will be delight full. Arguments and squabbles over Matthew Arnold, Swinburne, Tenny- son and Keats are pleasant and sen sible things. you know. They are not like political or religious argu- ments, which in their bitter rancor al ways make me think of three Maine divineS
 While three Maine divines were supping together, two of them be- gan to argue about the comparative religious merit of the royal houses of Stuart and Orange. The argument became heated. The divines grew ex- cited and angry.
 William III. was great rascal, roared the first, as he struck the table with his fist. A great rascal, and l spit upon his memory!'
 "The second divine, turning very red, shouted:
 No, it's James II. that was the rascal. I spit upon his memory!'
 At this point the third divine rang the bell, and said gently to the waiter;
 "'Spittoons for two, please.'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
Farmers Educational
 m and Co-0perative
 N Union of America
HI I
 Matters gf Especial Moment to J the Progressive Agriculturist

No duties are better done than those We do without thinking of duty
 You cannot become one of the tools of the infinite if you flee from his anvil.
 It is well to make some prepara- tions for having in advance so as to have time to say hello" to neigh. bor and to look at the beauties of na- ture even when the sun shines.
 One is often inclined to wonder where his money goes, but hardly ever wonders where it comes from. Keep ing set of books will show this and will sometimes be an aid in increasing the income and decreasing the outlay.
 The best work that is being done by the departments of agriculture is thought by many practical farmers to be that of demonstrating that a few acres managed as they should be are made to yield larger revenue than many when farmed in the old muscu- lar way
 The pure food laws, if properly en- forced should result in whole lot of health and happiness. The way Yan- kee ingenuity has been creating sub stitutes and limitations is really mar velous. When this cunning gets over into the field of foods it sometimes becomes criminal.
 The lightning rod swindlers of a number of years ago gave the light ming rod business a setback, that will take some time to overcome It is being overcome, however, and in time we will see buildings that are pro- tected by rods that protect and sold by honest dealers at prices that are right.
 There are few farmers who have had any experience with hand turned machinery who do not know that oil is great factor in lightning the draft. Oil and grease will tighten the draft Of horsepower machinery also and should be freely used in helping the horses do heavy work It is better than the whip.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
AREA OF COTTON GROWING
Development of Industry in Texas and Okiahoma-Extended to Arizona
 and New Mexico.

Cotton growing in Texas and Okla. homa has developed remarkably dur. ing the last ten years. In that DOT tion of Texas west of a line connect ing the western border of Hardeman county on the north and Dimmit coun- ty on the south, only 1881 bales were reported in 1899, while 139,377 bales have been returned for 1908. In the territory bounded by line extending from the northwestern corner of Hardeman county to the southeastern corner of Nolan, thence west to the southwestern corner of Andrews county, commonly known as the Pan, handle,' comprising 51,350 square miles, about 2,000 bales of cotton were grown in 1889 and 5,396 bales in 1899. In 1908, however, the produc. ton in this area amounted 10 Ill, bales. In the section lying imme. diately east of this the increase has been even more striking. In Is coun. ties inclosed by line including Hardeman, Ouichita, Eastland, and Taylor counties the production in 1899 was 47,622 bales, while in 1908 it was 2SS,110 bales. Much of this territory was not, until recently, be- lieved to be available for cotton grow ing, because of insufficient moisture, but now the large ranches are being cut up into small cotton farms, condition as encouraging to the con- sumer of cotton as it is disquieting to the ranchman Large additions have recently been made to the cotton acreage in Oklahoma, through the cul- tivation of new land and through the recent disposition of wheat growers to abandon that crop because of in- sect pests, and to take up the raising of cotton.
 New Mexico and Arizona have been added to the list Of cotton producers. although the production as yet is in- significant. In the latter territory growers are experimenting with Egyptian cotton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
BAD DREAMS Caused by Coffee.

T have been a coffee drinker, more of less, ever since 1 can remember, un. til few months ago I became more and more nervous and irritable, and finally l could not sleep at night for l was horribly disturbed by dreams of all sorts and species of distress. ing nightmare.
 Finally, after hearing the expert. ence Of numbers of friends who had quit coffee and were drinking Postum, and learning of the great benefits they had derived, l concluded coffee must be the cause of my trouble, so I got some Postum and had it made strictly according to directions.
 T was astonished at the favour and taste. It entirely took the place of cof. fee, and to my very great satisfaction, l began to sleep peacefully and sweet. ly My nerves improved, and I wish could wean every man, woman and child from the unwholesome drug-or. dinary coffee.
 People really do not appreciate or realize what powerful drug it is and what terrible effect it has on the hu. man system. If they cid, hardly a pound of it would be sold. I would never think of going back to coffee again. l would almost as soon think of. putting my hand in q fire after I had once been burned.
 "A young lady friend of ours had stomach trouble for 8 long time, and could net get vel! as leng as she used coffee. she finally quit coffee aad be. gan the use cf P5stt..:.ll #eHa IS ns,zs Ter. feetly vel Yours for hea,ss1A
 Read "Tha Road to. }fei.gilie.a jn pkgs. There's q Ecs.sssn.'s
 s,vrr reed tsse s;7,svt 5.stE.-s 4 ,c., enc aEnfNra ftaI,a tzsaa,. tss -ss.,e. ,.,t,s,s ..fss ssaa.sii-s', 1s-s, a-ad fsa.i cE h.a.ma,s
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding, Torturng Humor - Hoped Death Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cdticura.

Words cannot describe the terrible eczema l suffered with. It broke out on my head and kept spreading until it covered my whole body. was almost solid mass of sores from head to foot. I looked more like piece of raw beef than a human be- ing. The pain and agony endured seemed more than I could bear. Blood and pus oozed from the great sore on my scalp. from under my finger nails, and nearly all over my body. My ears were so crusted and swollen I was afraid they would break off. Every hair in my head fell out. I could not sit down, for my clothes would stick to the raw and bleeding flesh, making me cry out from the pain. My family doctor did all he condition was awful. I did not think l could live, and wanted death to come and end my frightful sufferings. In this condition my mother-in-law begged me to try the Cuticura Rem edies. l said would, but had no hope of recovery. But oh, what blessed re-
 
 lief I experienced after applying Cuti- cura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding and itching flesh and brought me the first real sleep had had in weeks. It was as grateful as ice to a burning tongue. 1 would bathe with warm water and Cuticura Soap, then apply the Ointment freely. I also took Cuti- cura Resolvent for the blood In short time the sores stopped running, the flesh began to heal, and I knew I was to get well again. Then the hair on my head began to grow, and in a short time l was completely cured. l wish l could tell everybody who has eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. Wm. Hunt, 1855 Thomas St., Newark, N J., Sept. 2S, 190S."
 Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS.
Unseifishness in Life Is the One Thing That Will Transform All
 Things to Gold.

The moment we set about the task of making every human being we come in contact with better for know ing us-more cheerful, more coura- geous and with greater faith in the kindness of God and man-that mo- ment we begin to attain the third pur- pose of life-personal happiness.
 Would you possess the magic secret of the alchemist which transforms all things to gold?
 It is unselfishness-or, to use bet ter word, selfessness.
 He who goes forth bent upon being always kind, always helpful, in the lit tie daily events of life, will find all skies tinted with gold, all his nights set with stars and unexpected flowers of pleasure springing up in his path way
 And all his tears shall turn into smiles.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
TROUBLE IN ROYAL PALACE.
Tidings Borne by Amateur Actor Sui ficient to Lead Hearers to Ex-
 pect the Worst.

The Shakespeare club of New Or leans used to give amateur theatrical performances tha. were distinguished for the local promlasnce of the actors. Once social celebrity with gor- geous costume, as one of the lords in waiting had only four words to say: "The queen has swooned." As he stepped forward his friends applauded vociferously. Rowing his thanks, he faced the king and said, in high pitched voice: 'The swoon has queened."
 There was roar of laughter; but he waited patiently, and made an other attempt:
 ''The sween has cooned."
 Again the walls trembled and the stage manager said in a voice which could be heard all over the house. Come off you doggoned fool"
 But the ambitious amateur refused to surrender, and in a rasping fal- setto, as he was assisted off the stage, he screamed: 'The coon has sweened. ."-Success Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
PREPARE FOR THE WINTER
Where Cotton Has Failed and Little Corn Will Be Made Pasturage
 Crop Is Suggested.

In localities, little corn will be made, and no provision has been made for wintering stock. In other localities the cotton crop is a failure. To meet conditions, we suggest pasturage crops, says Farm and Ranch. Where cotton is clean, and there is no John son grass, it will be well to SOW wheat or rye early enough to make good pasturage. Where corn is dead, it will be well to clean the ground early enough to SOW wheat or rye.
 For people who own farms, condi- tions must be better, but where ten ants have given satisfaction, and have kept farms clear of Johnson grass, it is practicable to arrange with land lords to SOW wheat or rye, or other winter paturage.
 Where farms are infested with Jolin- son grass, t will not be practieab;a te permit using them as pasturags Nothing so soon ruins a farm as to acrm.g stock to run h it when there ia Johnson grass
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
The Newer Way.

Many ideas in regard to women have entirely changed, and among the better and wiser changes is that old thought that the women who were given to good works must needs be dowdy. It is undeniable that good" women used to wear dowdi- ness as a sort of hall mark of yir- tue. As a matter of fact, dowdiness is merely a mark of bad taste and a sign of some lack in the mind. Wom- en are no longer lacking in the wis dom that chooses pretty rather than ugly clothing, and those who do not make the best of their appearance are losing golden opportunity of giving pleasure
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
Look at the Names,

In 4 A. D. Fearaidhach-Fionfas was an Irish king, most just and good prince" who was slain by his successor, Fiachadh-F'ion, who was treated to similar fate by Finchadh- Fionohudh, the prince with the white cows" who died at the hands of the Irish plebeians of Connaught." Eoch- rh-Moidmeodhain was one of the half dozen who died of natural causes, and Flaithheartagh was one of the two to resign the monarch's scepter for the monks cowl-New York Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
Potato Scab.

Inc standard treatments for- potafe seab are as follows: Make a solution of one ounce of corrosive sublimate ie 20 gallons of water and soak fhe potatoes Gin a sacl) in the solution abcu; three hours. The second treat n2ei.t is to soak the potatoes about a@o hcure ill solution of one pint ol foriaalin in go gallons of water 1T each case dry the potatoes before piantieg The use of stable manure on Irish potatoes is very apt to cause scab Do not plant scabby seed DO .atoes if others are available
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
THOSE NEW HATS.
Tuberculosis Spread by Whites.

According to report of the United States census it is stated that the mortality of the Indians from tuber- culosis is undoubtedly far higher than that of either the whites or the ne groes, although it is believed by care ful investigators that the disease was entirely absent before the advent of the white race in America.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
And Ma Painted.

Why did she refuse your" she asked her son, with fine scorn
 Well" the boy replied between his sobs, ''she objects to our family. She says pas a loafer, that you're too fat and that everybody laughs at Dayse Mayme because she's a fool and talks about nothing but the greatness of her family" (Chauncey threw water in his mothers face, but at three o'clock this afternoon she was still in a swoon, with four doctors working on her)-Atchison (Kan) Globe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
Fitted for the Job.

The general consulted the topo graphical chart. You understand colonel" he said, that this charge on the enemy's fertilization necessitates the most reckless disregard for hut man life?" T understand, general, the colonel replied. 'The forlorn hope posed exclusively of amateur chauf feurS"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
GOT HIM!
Gertrude-The man marry must


 Bertie-Thank heaven we have met!
 The Artless Boy. The boy bowed politely to the gro cer.
 T understand,n he said, that you want a boy, sir. Will you kindly look me over"
 T only pay s3," said the grocer ab- ruptly. T understood" said the boy, that you paid four" The grocer nodded.
 q did pay four" he said, until I saw in the paper the other day that Millionaire Rogers began his business career on $3 a week"
 The boy smiled.
 But l don't expect to be million aire," he said q don't care to be rich-Pd much rather be good" The grocer was so much pleased with this artless reply that he com promised with the boy for three and a half
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

doctors failed to help. I was discour aged. Doan's Kidney Pills brought quick relief and a final cure and now I am in the best of health"
 Remember the name-Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. Eos, ser-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
We'll, What?

Johnny, leave me alone and don't ask me another question:
 'Aw, jest one more an then I'll keep still
 Well what is it?"
 What relation is a cousin german to Dutch uncle e?"-Cleveland Leader
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

are the cause. Cure them. Mrs. S. D. Fl. lison, N. Broadway, La. mar, Mo. says: Kid. ney trouble wore me down till I had to take to bed. I had terrible pains in my body and limbs and the urine was annoying and full of sed
 iment. I got worse and
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
His Colors

What are your sons college col ors?'
 Well" answered Farmer Corntos. sel, Josh has figured so strong in hazing and football, I should say they must be black and blue"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
For Headache Trv Hicks, capudI,

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles. the aches are speedily ant to take-Effects immediately. 10. 25 and 50c at Drug Stores
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
An Araiue Cowherd

Argus was boasting of his 100 eyes Think of putting on 50 pairs of goggles when you want to motor!" we cried.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
Seeks the Man,

Tonmy-Pop, what is the office that seeks the man?
 Tommy's Pop-The tax office, my son.-Philadelphia Record
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

Dr.. Begers HuckIeberry Cordial
 Will convince the most skeptical when it comes to curing Diarrhoea. Dysentery, Children Teething, etc. 25c and 50cper bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
ResiIiency of Lanouaoe.

q say, we are down on our luck." Yes, we are certainly up against it!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

Mrs. Winsioyg,s SoothIne SyruD
 For children reething, softens the gus reduces fn fammaton. allays pain. cures wind coc 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
DISCOURAGED WOMEN.
A Word Of Hope for Despalrlng Ones

Kidney trouble makes weak, weary, worn women. Backache, hip pains. dizziness, headaches, nervousness, Ian guor, urinary troubles make women suffer untold misery filling kidneys
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
Ouuht to Be.

''Is the man you recommend to us capable of good head work?''
 Well, he's barber"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

All Matter of Comparison. In blind mans land a one-eyed man is elebrity-Baltimor Sun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

Time will tell-unless the gossips beat it under the wire
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20

Too many men try to build a sky. scraper on one-story foundation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-08-20
THE FINEST FABRIC

Is coarse compared with the lining of the bowels When irritated we have pains, darrhea cramps Whatever the cause take Painkiller (Perry Dayis).
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
LOOK HERE.

To the Prospective Homeseekers.
We are at your service and solicit
your patronage. having spent time
and money In cruising the Occur
.d'Alene Indian reservation. We can
show you any and all parts OF the
some together with guaranteed esti-
mates Of timber per quarter Sec
tons; also agricultural propositions
and their proximity 70 railroads,
highways and water. and the eleva-
ton thereof; general slope Of land
and character OF same. Our plat Il
= duplicate Of the oflclal records OF
the United States land once, show
Ing all Indian allotments AZ ap-
proved. The only information worth
your confederation Is from reliable
cruisers who have canvaased the SIT
uatlon.
]. w. JONES,
Expert Timber Estimator and
Cruiser. soa D. Street.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
to these services. W. E. Powell, pas
tor.
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Following is a list OF real estate
transfers in Kootenai county, az fur
nished by the Panhandle Abstract
company:
Robert Russell to Paul b. Wolff
VIZ NwA. VIZ swA. section IL,
53-3W., $1,000.
N. w. Plat to Arthur F. Swisher,
one-half interest In Eh sEA, sec
ton IS, 45-2W, 81.
Mary E. Bowen to A. F. Swisher,
SEA NEA and lot /. section IS,
45-2W., 81.
p l.. VOLS ct al. to B. @. Yates
lot 3. block %, Lakeshore addition,
C. D'A., $3.50.
Andrew Burns to B. B. Hall, tracts
5, 6 and Z, Mcclure, s1,034.
H. H. Robinson to G. w. Swisher
ct al, Sh NWA, lots 3 and 4, sec
ton 1, 44-2W., 5000.
w. G. Hendershott to Josie M.
Swisher. one-third interest in lots 3,
and 4, Sh NWA, section /, 44-2W.,
800.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
Alaskan Waterways.

Waterways in Alaska navigable by
steamers approximate 1000 miles, IF
which nearly 2,T00 are in the water
shed Of the Yukon river that great
artery which divides Alaska into two
nearly equal parts in it's course Of
about 800 miles. The Yukon and its
tributaries are navigable by steam
boats nearly 5000 miles, with as much
more additional water channels that
are traversed by polling boats. There
Is not a mining camp In all the great
Yukon watershed that is 100 miles dis
tant from navigable water.-Argonaut.
The Original Miss Nancy.
To call an affected young man who
prides himself on his exquisite neat
ness n Miss Nancy is not as diff
cult as to account for the appellation.
The original Miss Nancy" was Miss
Anna Oldfield, an actress of note in
her day. She died in 1880 Her vanity
was the talk OF the town. 1t was a
good advertisement as well. 1t is re-
corded of her that on her deathbed
she desired that her remains should lie
"in state, dressed in a very fine brus-
sells lace headdress. holland shift
with tucker and double ruftles of the
same lace, new Rid gloves, tic"
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REPORT GIVEN BY COMMITTEE.

Continued from Page one.l
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THE CHURCHES.

Christian Church. Ninth and Idni-
ana - Regular services. Sunday
school at 10 a. m. Preaching at ii
a. m. and 7:45 p. m. Communion
following the morning sermon. o. J.
Glst. minister.
First Presbyterian Church-Bible
school at 9:45. Morning service at
IL o'clock. Subject: Some Fresh
Facts From Prohibition Towns. !"
Young Peoples society at p. m.
Evening service at o'clock. Every
body welcome, Edward ]. station,
minister.
Episcopal - Sunday school and
morning and evening prayer as usual.
Henry @. Taylor. rector.
Methodist Church-sunday school
at 9:45. Public service at IL a. m.
The Rev, w. A. Luce win preach
both morning and evening. Morning
topic: The Coming Kingdom. /"
Evening topic: The Greatest Word
in ANY Language" Epworth League
at p, m. Music as follows. Morn
Ing solo, selected. Miss Belle Var
mum; duet. Mr.. and Mrs. w. ]. Tyler.
Evening music: Duet. Mrs. Fry aud
Or. Burnett; anthem by the choir.
am a Pilgrims I'm u Stranger, s.
Marston.
Christian Science services win be
held At Sander hall at II a. m. on
Sundays and at room No. 5 at 8 D. m.
on Wednesdays Subject: Chris,
Jesus. The public is cordially In
yited.
First Baptist Church, Fifth and
Lakeside-Bihle school at S:t5 a. m.
Morning worship at II a. m. Mission
Sunday schools as follows: Kidd Isl.
! and. 10 a. m: Huetter, p, m: Best
land, 2;so p. m. Mission preaching
appointments: Bestland. BY the pas
tor. $3.50 p. m; Baptist young peo-
Piles meeting In the union room at I
p. m. Preaching at SD. m. Subject,
Els There = HellH" Special music Al
morning and evening services under
the direction Of Mrs. W. F. Jones.
Mrs. Church, orgAnist. All welcome
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Total disbursements by
committee ..........S2,40O.0O
This leaves balance due from the
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
RHODES sOHoI.ARsHP.

The next qualifying examination
for the Rhodes scholarships for
Idaho will be held at the University
Of Idaho, Moscow, Tuesday and
Wednesday, October 1s and 20.
1909. Dean ]. G. EldTidge win act
as supervising examiner and will
conduct the examination in accord
ance with the regulations and time
table prescribed by the Rhodes trus-
tees. For further information apply
to James A. MacLean, chairman of
the committee of selection for Idaho.
Moscow, Idaho.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
WRATHER REPORT.

PORTLAND, Ore, Aug. 2s.-Fore-
cast for northern Idaho and Eastern
Washington for "a hours ending at
o'clock D. m. tomorrow:
Fair tonight and Sunday.
The local weather report for the
"a hours ending at o'clock p. m.
today shows a maximum temperature
of 81 degrees, minimum So.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
COMING EVENTS

August 31--Meeting OF county road
oVerseers In city hail.
Wednesday, Aug. 81. and Ave dayar
Columbia river NJ. e. conference at
Methodist church. Bishop Smith
presiding.
October 9-15-CathOlic ladies' bazaar
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-28
GRADES OF CREAM.

The Kansas Agricultural college
grades cream as follows; First grade
cream 80 or more per cent Of butter
fat; second grade. 25 per cent and
less than SO; third grade. having less
than IS per cent butter fat. Cream
cries like to set high testing cream.
say 80 and ADORE. They make more
butter from this. as the overrun Is
greater