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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
A CONSTIPATION
REMEDY FREE

There is no action OF your daily life
of greater Importance than to see that
your bowels move. They should move
at least once a day naturally, and by
that is meant without any help. IL
they do not move at least once day
you can consider yourself constipated
and 1t is time you did something about
It.
You will be glad to know there is a
way out of the difficulty, Lemuel Lam
derdale. an old soldier at Quincy. Ill;
Elmer Mcmillan, of Speed, Mo-. Mrs.
Monahan, Of Stonewall. Miss. and
many others were as you are now.
But one day they awoke to the fact
that DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin was
curing their friends. so they bought il
too and it cured them. To-day, they
are loud In praise Of it,
What DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin did
for them it should do for you. Surely
your constipation is no worse than theirs,
one Of whom had II since 81. Ii only re-
mains for you to realize that salts are OF
but temporary good, and what you want
is a permanent cure; that purgatiye tab
let's. cathartic pills and such violent things
make a great show Of doing something,
but do nothing that is lasting. Dr. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin is a scientific prepara-
ton. a laxative-tonic. a mild syrupy liquid
that contains ingredients that not only
cure the constipation. but tone the in
testinal muscles so that they learn again
to work without help. A bottle can be
bought Of any druggist for the small price
Of 80 cents, and there Is a dollar size for
families who have already found out It's
wonderful value in stomach, liver and bowel
troubles, In old or young.
Send your name and address TO the doc
tor and free trial bottle Will be sent you
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
A Cure for Hog Cholera.

Hog Cholera or Swine Plague as 1t
Is sometimes called is highly conta-
gious disorder
When hog shows any symptoms of
this disease, he should be isolated at
once and the pen fumigated in order
to save the other hogs if possible.
Mix one part Sloan's Liniment with
two parts milk in a bottle and give
every sick hog a tablespoonful of this
mixture night and morning for three
days. Sloan's Liniment is a powerful
antiseptic, kills the disease germs.
soothes all Inflammation and acts as a
tonic to the animal
A ]. Mccarthy, of Idaville, Ind,
says: My hogs had hog cholera three
days before we got Sloan's Liniment,
which was recommended to me by a
neighbor who was using it with Sue
cess l have used it now for three
days and my hogs are almost well. One
hog died before / got the Liniment,
but have not lost any since"
Mr.. G. W. Balsbaugh, of Peru, Ind,
writes: Il had four pigs that were
coughing and were not doing well. l
gave them some of Sloan's Liniment
and they got better at once"
Sloan's book on Horses, Cattle, Hogs
and Poultry sent free Address DR..
Earl S. Sloan, Boston, Mass.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
SHORT METER SERMONS.
NNONOO0~"

Sacred Truths.
The truth of affection is more sa
cred than the truth of science-Rev
Lyman Abbott, Congregationalist,
Brooklyn.
True Progress.
True progress lies not in individual
development, but In working for 9TH
ers.-Rev. John l.. Elliott, Ethicist.
New York.
The Saloons.
If the saloons were eliminated the
social evil problem will be at least
half solved. Rev. c. F. Stevens, Chris
ton, Spokane.
Beyond Our Expectation.
God always goes beyond the expec.
tation of His people in fulfilling His
promises.-Rev j. Henry Haslam,
Baptist, Philadelphia.
The Finer Feelings.
The finer feelings are like the wind;
men know not whence they come nor
whittier they go.-Rev. DR.. Hills.
Congregationalist, Brooklyn.
Ultimate End of Sin.
Sin never attaips its ultimate end
1ntu it produces agony for some per-
son.-Rev. James e. Mcconnell, Con-
gregationalist, Providence.
AIIurements.
Difficulty, abnegation, martyrdom,
death are the allurements that act on
the heart of Man.-Rev. Charles F.
Aked, Baptist, New Yorn City.
Patience.
Patience is as a case OF armor
around the heart, which deadens the
blows inflicted on it-Rev. J. B. Rem
ensnyder, Lutheran, New York.
The Old Theology.
We have outgrown the old theology.
1t Is as obsolete as the outworn shell
on the beach on the great sea.-Rev.
E. l.. Powell, Christian, Louisville.
Lack of Idealism.
All great art Is idealistic. II our
stage to-day shows so little of ideal
ism this ought to make us ponder in.
stead of complain.-Rev. DR.. Schul.
man, Hebrew, New York City.
Plain Dealings.
Only by plain dealing can parents
and teachers be able to influence the
life of the boy toward the things for
which a boy was made.-Rev. H. I.
Musselman, Baptist. Philadelphia
Bridge Gambling.
The bridge whist gambling mania,
aow so prevalent among women. is
more subtly dangerous to the public
good than the policy evil.-Rev. James
e. Mcconnell, Congregatioralist. Prov.
ldence.
The Law Of Moses.
The law of Moses was, in every part,
tinged with mercy; 1t stood for lib
erty and 1t had for it's ultimate goal
freedom from ignorance and despot-
ism.-Rev G. Ross Baker, Baptist,
Spokane.
Facing the Future.
We should fearlessly face the future.
knowing that God can turn even the
follies and the failures of the past
into q certain sort OF good to U.S.
Rev. A. W. Snyder, Presbyterian, New
York City.
Hateful Processes.
Apologists for Christianity should
aever be guilty Of maintaining super
stitions, because they help to control
the passions of the ignorant. Such
processes are hateful to rightly con-
stituted minds; and IL we seriously
care for our religion and its defense
and establishment we cannot manifest
our solicitude In better way than to
frankly and fully examine every stu
alton which Is involved In it-Rev.
8. Parkes Cadman. Congregationalist,
Brooklyn.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

the city. They tell me he is a million
aire; know be Is very rich. In 1894
he carried Tennessee for governor by
a safe majority, but they counted him
out for some reason or other. or
course, you know l mean II. Clay
Evans.
Who was my other chum under
that blanket? He is pretty we'll
known In Chicago. He was one of the
managers of the worlds exposition,
and about as capable a man in his par.
ticular line, locker after the finances,
as there was In that body of able.
public-spirited Chicago citizens
Adolph Nathan. Mr.. Nathan has been
a millionaire some time and shows
no signs Of letting up in the matter of
accommodating wealth.
II remember that in 1850 he was a
poor boy picking lead in the mines at
low wages. He was a young fellow of
tireless industry, knew how to make
money; knew how to save 1t. Some
years ago. when he left Lancaster. he
L
that when he took his money and
started for the great city, old heads
shook wisely and men said, 1t will
not take him long to run UP against
stone wall and Lose his hard-earned
dollars But Adolph Nathan was not
that kind of business man. He made
that $4,000 spring right into the bust
ness of accommodating"
Now let me say something about the
third. His name Is Baxter-Captain
Charles II. Baxter For many years
he was leading merchant, now re.
tired on competency; in 1894 he was
prominently talked OF in connection
with the governorship.
What a deal of genuine pleasure an
ex-soldier has In the knowledge that so
many OF those beardless soldier bows
In the long ago have. by honest efforts,
integrity, manhood, courage, won their
way In the world. as these three men
have WON'T. A. Watrous In Chicago
Times-Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Corporal David U. McCollousb. of
Colonel Dan McCook's Fifty-second
ONO, said the Colonel, carried the
regimental colors in the assault of
kenesaw Mountain. Georgia, June 81.
1864. When he reached the abattis
and was within ten feet of the rebel
works, and while in the act of trv-
Ing to mount and climb over the OBJ
struction, he was shot through the left
shoulder. and Corporal H. H. Fleming
OF Company B. color guard, caught
him as he stood still like a statue.
and. taking the colors, said, Dave. You
are hit The color guard pushed on
through the abattis and planted the
colors in the loose earth at the foot
of the rebel works. and that was the
only Union flag planted upon the
enemy's works on any part of the
rebel lines that day, in front of either
Colonel Charles Harker's or Colonel
John G. Mitchell's brigades. A Cap
tain Beasley of the First Tennessee
rebel infantry got up on the works,
and. while attempting to grasp the
Fifty-second colors and pull them over
inside the rebel works. was killed.
When, said Corporal Mccullough,
Fleming said to me. Dave. you are
HIT" was dazed and thought I had
been struck with a solid cannon ball
and that my left arm was carried
away at the shoulder looked to see
II my arm was still there, but the
sensation from the shock was such
that my eyesight did not respond to
-he action of my mind. / was still
standing rigid. partly supported by
the abattis, against which I was lean
ing when I saw my flag on the works,
where / had endeavored to carry 1t.
and realized that | was not with the
flag. but did not fully know why.
"'At last my eyes began to respond
to the action of my mind. and with my
right hand 1 felt to see II my left arm
was still there. The sense OF touch
acted like magic, and my mind acted
In concert with my eyes. realized
that my arm was there but was para
lived from the wound through my
shoulder. One of the boys laid me
down for a moment and later assisted
me down the mountain to the rear
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

melancholy. l rapidly lost As pounds.
My doctor advised an operation. but
l would not submit to it, Gravel was
forming and the urine had almost
stopped. began using Doan's Kid
ney Pills and after taking one box
passed a stone aalf an inch long I
kept on taking the pills and passed
smaller stones one after another until
forty had been elected. l recovered
rapidly then and was soon as well an
ever"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. Ny.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
A Winner.

Rhetta's of for college,
Again she's after knowledge,
Rhetta is a sweet girl, Rhetta is q peach
SEE will study botany,
Latin, and there's not any
Study Rhetta will admit is beyond hss
reach.
But the glad vacation time
Is her souls elation time,
Time to picnic, swim and row, lounge
beside a brook;
But beside the rowing then,
But beside the going then,
Rhetta's mother took the time to teach
her to cook.
-Houston Post
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Eastern Colorado offers the best in
ducements to settlers at the present time
OF any part of the country. Land equal
to that in the older states can now be
had from $1,000 to $1,000 per acre.
Crops of all kinds that are raised fur
ther east are raised there. Hundreds Of
farmers in the older states are selling
their high priced lands, and investing
where the prices are advancing rapidly.
Lincoln County is one of the best Agri-
cultural Counties in the state. w. s.
Pershing of Limon, the County Survey
or, who has surveyed the lands for the
u. P Railroad and the Government for
the last twenty years, is familiar with
the whole country, and is assisting many
to secure good locations. No part of the
country offers better inducements to set
tiers or investors at the present time
than Eastern Colorado.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Judge-You are charged with being
he leader Of an organized band Of
,ickpockets!
Prisoner-Well, yer'n have to i'm
rose a fine on de corporation. den. yer
tnow; yer can't punish me personally.
Puck.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Mr.. Mooney disapproved of dueling
as ret forth and explained by his
neishbor. Mr.. Baumgarten. "'Tis a
haythenish, barbarious way O. con-
iuctin' a Quarrl," said Mr.. Mooney.
with hrmness.
TT is nooch like war;" said his
ponderous friend, "only In war dere
Is more peoples dakes part 1t is no
great difference. my trent"
Sure there is, big difference" said
Mr.. Mooney. In war We can lie In
wait or get behind something. mani"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

They had seated themselves at lunch
counter.
What are you going to eat?" asked
the doctor.
"Clam chowder,' answered the prosss-
sor.
What for?"
The professor thoughtfuily stroked hil
beard.
Il want to see il I can't get every
thing they've got here in short order" he
said, looking at the doctor out of the
corner of his eye.-Chicago Tribune.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Every once in a while the actor
while taking the part of a dude in q
play would spend large sums of his
stage money. On one of these occa-
tain person in the audience. when a
voice rang shrill and clear through
the house: Hey. Bill, how about that
five you owe me?"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
willing to Help the Cause.

Philanthropic Person with subscrip-
ton paper)-We are raising q fund to
prosecute the white slavers. Can you
assist US?
Baseball Magnate-Sure I've just dis
posed of two of my players and got
good cash price for them. Hundred dol-
lars be enough Chicago Tribune.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
The Boy Was Going Some.

A novel experiment to demonstrate
the practicability of a pneumatic car
rier was recently tried in Chicago.
The parcel" shot through a short
length of the sample tube was a 13-
year-old boy. He Travelled at the rate
of 16 miles an hour. and was in no
way the worse for the journey.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

The auctioneer read out the next
lot:
"a sea, consisting OF twelve waves.
the twelfth much larger than the 9TH
ers, and slightly frayed.
"A rainbow.
Two dozen clouds. edged with black
and in good repair.
"Battlements, damaged; mill.
torn; eighty-three thunderbolts; ele-
plant. bad
Three bottles Of lightning.
The clank of chains-f1ve yards
best tin.
THE setting sun, a new moon.
"a complete repast.
"A beautiful snowstorm."
The audience gasped. and the auc-
tioneer explained that this lot con-
sisted of properties that the deceased
had used in his private theatricals.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

One of Great Britain's cruisers OF
2, l35 tons has penetrated the heart Of
South America by making a voyage OF
1000 miles up the Amazon to Manaos
and continuing thence nearly 1,50G
miles farther. to Iquitos In PERU,
within 900 miles Of the Pacific coast.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

What did he go West for?"
Experience and excitement" he
said.
Did he get 'em?"
II guess So He married one of those
Texas red-headed widows with four
children Cleveland Leader.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

suffered during the
worst sieges OF kid
ney trouble. l can
never express. 1t was
nothing short OF tor
ture. In bed for
three months. with
terrific pain In my
back, an awful uri-
nary weakness. dizzi-
moss norr-n.rrnacr ,.J
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Farmer Showing him his live stock)-
These are my Jerseys. Ever see any
6ner cows?
City Visitor-They are certainly fine
specimens. Still, have always thought
that if 1 were buying a cow for my own
use l should prefer the-er-Early York
breed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

There has recently been discovered
an aromatic, pleasant herb cure for
woman's ills. called Mother Gray's
AUSTRALIAN-LEAF. It is the only GER
tain regulator. Cures female weakness
es and Backache. Kidney. Bladder and
Urinary troubles At all Druggists or
by mail SO cts. Sample FREE. Address
The Mother Gray Co. Leroy N Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

A new Socialist paper Is about to bs
started in Paris, with Paul Brousse
as the chief editor. 1t will be called
"The Proletaire," and will voice the
protests of a section of the Socialist
party against the anti-patriotic doc
trines enunciated by M. Herve.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

In the first year of the war;" said
the Captain, while we were in Yves,
Virginia, we secuted a good deal II
the mountains. On one occasion. as
we approached a cluster of three O,
four houses. every man. woman and
child In sight. scudded up the noun
tainside. We called to them that we
were friends, and to come back. but
they ran like scared sheep Lookin,
through the cabins. we found a baby
2sleep. When 1t opened its eyes th.
boys had great fun with 1t, and they
were laughing at its baby ways wher
breathless. frightened woman came
down the mountain and into the circle
She had faced what she regarded az
great danger for her baby, and was
amazed at her kindly reception. Our
object was explained to her, and
through her the people of the noun
tains all came back to their homes
and most Of them became supporters
of the Union cause. The baby did It.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

The whalebone industry. once the
support of hundreds Of persons. now
amounts to about $4,000 pounds year,
most of which is obtained in the Pa
cific.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
He Did His Best.

Convicted" exclaimed the prisoner
In disgust. We'll, I'm not surprised.
Ny lawyer made fool of himself"
II tried to represent you faithfully
remarked the lawyer, mildly.@Judge.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

OF the races of the world 60O,OO0,O0O
are white. 7OOOOO.OO0 yellow. 215.0OO,OOO
black, 35,OOO,OOO brown, or Maiayan, and
100000 red, or North and South Amer
lean Indians
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Sma.t: Soothes Eye Pain
Try Murine in Your Eyes Ask Your Druggist
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
For sale by all druggists Price. 25c.
Why the SILK Tile:

1t seems that the silk hat Of ad.
vanced civilization has invaded Japan.
though not with everybody there is it
In high favor. A Japanese newspaper
says that it is now an inevitable nd
laughter-provoking feature of public
functions. but it can't understand how
1t happens that people who are famous
for their artistic taste should have
come to adopt it. The silk hat re-
sembles whiskers in one respect Al
most everybody knows or can find out
when whiskers originated. but nobody
knows why they were tolerated. That
is the case with the hat in question
1t has been traced back to its begin
nings, but why it was invented and
worn has remained a mystery As
nearly as can be ascertained it was
designed to be ludicrous, and yet that
is about the only purpose IL serves.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03


Chicago Inter Ocean
Vivid Picture of War.
General Shermans famous declara
ton that War was hell" hal
had no more vivid illustration thar
that splendid soldiers own letters tc
his family, at the time of the great
conflict in which he distinguished him
self, recently published in Scribner's
AT Shiloh General Sherman had a
narrow escape from death, as he tells
in the following letter:
We'll. we have had a big battle
where they shot real bullets and l am
safe. except buckshot wound in the
hand and a bruised shoulder from Q
spent ball. The first horse rode was
one captured from the enemy soon
after l got here, beautiful sorrel race
mare that was as fleet as a deer and
very easy In her movements to which
1 had become much attached. She was
first wounded and then shot dead un
der me. This occurred Sunday, wher
the firing on both sides was terrific
and | had no time to save saddle, hol
sters or valise. I took the horse OF
my aid, Mccoy, TIL 1t was shot, when
took my doctors horse. and that was
shot. My camp was in advance of all
others. and we caught the first thun
der. and they captured all our tents
and two horses of mine hitched to the
trees near my tent were killed, so J
am completely endorsed The first
man killed in the battle was my order
ly. close by my side, young, hand
some, faithful soldier who carried his
carbine ever ready to defend me. Hi
name was Holiday and the shot thai
killed him was meant for me. After
the battle was over l had him brough.
to my camp and buried under q tree
SCARED with balls and its top carried
of by a cannon ball
The scenes on this field would have
cured anybody Of war Mangled bod
les, dead, dying, In every conceivable
shape, without heads, legs; and horses!
| think we have buried 1000 since the
Tight, our own and the enemy's and
the wounded fill houses, tents, steam
boats and every conceivable place. NJ.
division had about 5000 men; at leas
half ran away and out of the remair
ing half have 800 soldiers, 16 officers
killed and over 1000 wounded"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

A man never appreciates the value OF
his wife until he wants to use her az
an excuse for not going to war.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

Japan Is selling coal to China to thu
value of about $4,000 year, fully
three-fourths of all the coal China i'm
ports.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
BuSiness and the Government

Mr. Taft has displayed the pos
session of caution since his entrance
into the executive mansion, but his
conservatism Is anything except reac
ton. 1t is the desire, we believe, to
be right before he goes ahead
The President Is beginning gradual
ly to unfold his policies. Neither crit
icism nor hectoring has hurried him
And, too, he has adopted an appar
emily fixed plan to permit his cabinet
officers to disclose the policies. letting
each speak for the ones coming under
his department. The attorney general
explained the methods which would
be pursued In this administration for
the prosecution of violators of toe
Sherman and Hepburn laws. Frank
lin MacVeagh, the secretary of the
treasury, set forth the other evening
the views of the President and his
cabinet on the best way of dealing
with the problems of the currency
and with meeting the. deficit
The most interesting part of his
disclosures is the determination OF
the executive to introduce business
and scientific orderliness in the ION.
duct of the governmental branches
President Roosevelt appointed com
mission to study departmental waste
of money and energy, but little seems
to have ever come of its recommends
tions. Other matters pushed the work
aside But economy now forces con-
sideration of the suggestions. Secre
tary MacVeagh detailed one of the
marked alterations; this was to be
the preparation of the budgets in cab.
met so that estimates be correlated
and balanced. Experiment will be
needed to prove the success of the
plan. but the advance is ind!sputable.
1t may mean improvement along the
entire line of governmental function.
Congress, itself, may come to recog-
nize the value of business sense.-To
ledo Blade.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

People who try to stand prosperity
are foolish. They should sit down and
take II easy.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03
FEARED AN OPERATION.

Found q Wonderful Cure without
1t.
James Greenman. 142 East Front
street. Ionia. Mich, says: what 1
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

dren teething; softens the gums. reduces In
pammation, allays pain. cures wind collie. Is
ents a bottle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

so that you can test IL be-
fore buying.
IL there is anything about
your ailment that you don't
understand. or II you want
any medical advice, write
10 the doctor. and he will
answer you fully. There In
no charge for this service.
The address is DIR. w. B.
Caldwell. 202 Caldwell bldg.
Monticello. M.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-03

A man admires two kinds of wom-
en-: Girls from 10 to %, and women
ike his mother.