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Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
WHERE THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Matron Knew What She Was ABOUT
When She Went to Engage
Maid.

The manager of the employment
agency was used to hearing women IN
search of maids ask applicants all
sorts of queer questions, says the Ne"
York Tribune. but this matTon maze
him mildly curious. OF IA girls Ill
turn she had inquired: Have you
worked in a minister's family" None
Of them had. "Too bad said the ma
iron to the manager. None OF these
girls will do
May | ask" said the manager
why you are anxious to know II
these girls have worked in ministers
families?'
WHY, the fact is. we're very marc
ND lust now" said the matron, cand'd
": Il want a girl who knows how u
economic, and those who have worke'
in clergymen's families. I've dlsco'
cred, have learned that lesson
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
VERY ENCOURAGING
Poker Finance.

Poker Finance.
Nose Coonley "a winner)-Guess III
cash in, boys.
Abe Mokeby (also to the good)-
Guess I'll do de same.
Jefrerson Yallerby-Me too!
Bill Bingy (the banker, a big loser)
We'll, l guess yo' each done got an,
uddeh guess a-comin', genlmen:
Ownin' to dis heah attempted an un'
called-fo' run on de bank, de instertoo'
ton am now suspended an won't re
sume operations till de panicky feel
in hab fully subsidized an de foolish
depositahs continues dom business as
1ohmahly. And it's youah deal, Nose
Coouley!"-Illustrated Sunday Maya
zine.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
CHILD ATE CUTlCURA
snr.ad Whole Box Of It on Crackers
Mot the Least Injury Resulted
c~u+icura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet

A New York friend OF Cu'lcufa
writes:
my three year old son and heir'
after being put to bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the state
room and located a box of Sraham
crackers and a box of Cuticura ONT
ment. When a search was made lor
the box, it was found empty ana 'ne
kid admitted that he had eaten 'he
| contents Of the entire box spread on
the crackers. It cured him or a a
cold and | don't know what else
No more conclusive evidence coulo
he offered that every ingredient OF GU
ticura Ointment is absolutely pure
sweet and harmless. II it may De
safely eaten by a young child, none Dun
the most beneficial results can De eA
nected to attend its application 10 ever
the tenderest skin or youngest INFANT
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp. Sole f:ops' bos'oa
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
CHILDREN SHOWED IT
Effect Of Their Warm Drink IN the
Morning.

A year ago I was a wreck from
coffee drinking and was on the point
of giving up my position in the school
because of nervousness.
Il was telling a friend about 1t and
she said, we drink nothing at meal
time but Postum, and it is such a
comfort to have something we can
enjoy drinking with the children
81 was astonished that she would
allow The children to drink any kind OF
coffee, but she said Postum was the
most healthful drink in the world for
children as we'll as for older ones, and
that the condition of both the children
| and adults showed that to be a fact.
"My first trial was a failure. The
cook boiled it four or five minutes and
it tasted so fiat that l was in despair
but determined to give it one more
trial, This time we followed the direc
tons and boiled it fifteen minutes aft
err the boiling began. 1t was a decided
success and l was completely won b!
its rich delicious favour. In a shor
time l noticed a decided improvement
in my condition and kept growing bel
ter month after month, until now I ar
perfectly healthy, and do my wor
in the school room with ease and pleas
ure. I would not return to the nerv'
destroying regular coffee for an
money"
Read the famous little Health Cha
. sic" 1.-THE Road to MELVILLE" in pkg
There's a Reason"
i, Eve read the above letters A ne
one appears from time to time. Tn
= are genuine, true and full OF hun'
interest.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Come Home, Mother.

Mother, dear mother, come nome
from the club, and rustic some sup
per for me: it's time you were here
working over the grub and getting
things ready for tea. The tables not
set nor the teakettle boiled, the Vege'
tables are not prepared; no wonder
nv temper and feelings are rolled
though It's doubtful, indeed, II you
cared. Come home, come home, come
ho.ho.ohme! Yes, cut your symposium
down a wee bit, dear mother, and
hustle right home.-Los Angeles Elk
| press,
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Ours and Theirs.

"A play on names uncOnsclOusly per
petrated by my youngest o was
very funny" said a Fiatbush nal lhe
other day. We live next door TO a
family named Feitenour, and the other
night while my family was busy read
ing in the library we heard a racke
on the back porch. My son went ou'
to investigate, and on his return m!
wife, always inquisitive, asked VIVA
had caused the noise.
"'.Nothin' but a couple of cats, jim
told her, and then I heard her ask
Did YOU see whose they were?
"'Yra: II was ours ana the olne
was FeitenOurs.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
On a lime Limitation.

In spite of the reputation Tor latltu-
dinarianism he gained from his early
trial for heresy, the late Prof. Jowett
Of oxford was i~ntolerant Of preten-
tiousness and shallow concelt. One
self.satisfed undergraduate met the
master one day. Master he SAID, Il
have searched everywhere in all phil
osophies, ancient and modern, and no
where do I find the evidence OF a
Cod" MI. -" replied the master,
after a shorter pause than usual, II
O don't find a God by FIVE O'Clock
this afternoon you must leave this
college"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Weakened by Alcohol.

DR.. Eertillon, the eminent French VI
tai statistician, has shown that tuber'
culosis is twice as prevalent among
the rctSil liquor dealers OF France as
among other shopkeepers. He at
tributes it to the fact that the alcohol
which they handle and use all day
long weakens their bodies and thus
renders them more susceptible to the
disease germ.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Reware of Ointments for Catarrfl
that Contain Mercury,

a, mercury will surely destroy the sense Sc OF s shen
and completely derange the whole system Smh
entering it through the , mucous s,ce sTi'a on prescrIp-
sions from naJ reputable physicians, as the damage thsy
will uI do is ten fold to the good, you can POSSIBLY a;u &C,
rive from them. HANS S catar,h & Cure ccr man1' no mef.
by F. J. Cheney ( Co.: Toledo u; coh direstl W. u mo-
t the blood ood and a mucous surfaces OF the system EN- I'm In
huyine Hairs Catarrh Cure be sure you ee eo,s 51e
genuine. It is taken internally IN yye an1 mads free M .''
Sold bv Druggists. Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
The Way OF 1t.

"But | don't love YOU objected tne
young woman.
Then why" howled the indignant
youth, referring hastily to divers mem
oranda in his pocket diary, did you
cat no a total of 65 boxes of chocolates
l bought you during the past year II
you didn't love me?'
BECAUSE" she said, with a rapt ex-
preston on her lovely FEATURES i W
love chocolate"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Rough On Rats, unbeatable xtermlnator
Roush On Hen Lice, Nest Powder Zoe.
Rough Oh Bedbugs, Powder or LiQ'd, 2oc.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, FAC.
RouSh on Reaches, Pow'd, 15c., Liq'd,25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, 25c.
Rough on Skeeters, agreeabletouse, Csc.
p, S. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City, N. ).
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Guess Where She Is From.

The head of the house had been III
for many months, and had lost his ap'
petite entirely.
81 can't seem to fix anything that
he'll enjoy and he hardly eats any
thing" the mistress was saying to the
maid who was a new arrival from the
old country. ,
That's always the way returned
the girl. They're all the same, them
inyalids. All they want is nothing az
all, and then when you bring it to
them they don't eat it.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Enough.

Father-You seem to look at things
in a yery different light since your
marriage.
Mrs. Newly-Married Daughter-"eh'
ought to after receiving IA lamps
and nine caldelabra for wedding pres
| ents.-Tit-Bits.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

to find quick relief. Mrs. Turner used
Doan's Kidney Pills for a rundown con-
dition, ~backache, pains in the sides and
kidneys, bloated limbs, etc. The way
they have built me up is simply mar
veious," says Mrs. Turner, who is a
nurse, MY health improved rapidly.
Five boxes did SO much for me | am
telling everybody about it."
Remember the name-DOan's. Sold
BY all dealers. so cents a box. Foster
Nuburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
The Thirst for Gore.

Unsophisticated Onlooker-1 think
this is a first rate place. See what a
fine view we have of this car coming.
Seasoned Spectator-Fine view it'd
dlesticks! Nothing ever happens on
these straight s~tretches-not even a
broken leg. Come on down to the
turn and wait for the fun.-Puck.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Repartee in the Bright Family.

1.-THE newspapers are making d
great stir about mems disincllnatlon 10
marry remarked Mrs. Bright.
THE Bible says there are no mar
riages in heaven" commented MI. b.
And what has that to 40 win us:
Bright laughed.
Perhaps they are figuring on nav
inc a little heaven on earth.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

INV friends what it has done fOr me-
Mrs. E. HANSON, 3O4 East Long Se',
Columbus, Ohio. ~
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteyille, VII was passing
ehroughthe Changeof Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's vege;
table Compoundrestored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
Of gold to me. For the sake OF other
suffering women I am willing you
should publish my letter" MRS.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RED, GRANITE
Vile, VT. ~.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any Of those distressing Ills pc.
cnliar to their sex should not lose sign,
az the fact that for thirty years Lydis
RI Piukham's Vegetable Compound
which is made from roots and herDs
has been the standard remedy 10
female ills. In almost every commu
nity YOU will find women who nav,
heen restored to health by Lydla =
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

en- who suffer back
ache, constant Ian.
guor, and other com.
mon symptoms OF
kidney complaint,
should be grateful to
Mrs. Minnie Turner,
of E. B. ST., Ana
darko, Okla, for
%poiuting out the way
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
lrterchanoe of Opinion.

interchange OF UPIh1oH'
Said Williams Wife-William a
make money; but he will never De
able to ave any.
Said Williams Mother-That is just
what l warned my son when he want
ed to marry you.-Baltimore Amer
lean.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
HEALTH TOO PRECIOUS

What do you mean by refusing 10
chop some wood after the good DIN
ner I have give you..'
wei lady, de highest medical au'
| thorities gree dat workin' on a full
| stomach is injurious, an I don't want
to run any chances of ruinin' me SUI
perb health"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
A Eriaid Proceeding.

did you ever hear of q cold day
in June?"
Sure"
when was it,"
when Hoke Smith of Georgia hand
ed over the state seal to Little joe
Brown"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

n, matter how long your neck may "
or how sore your throat, Hamlins War
Oil will cure it surely and quickly. ~
drives out all soreness and inflammation.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Though we should examine the
whole world we shall not find one
man 50 happy as to have nothing ie1t
to wish for,-Oliver Goldsmith.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Of Some Benefit.

BarSer-Did the bottle OF hair re-
stcrer | sold you do any good!
Customer-Yes, indeed; 1t kept NE
from wasting my money on any more
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

There are $15,0 900, 900 worth OF but
tons made in this country every year,
yet lots of men use nails to connect
their suspenders with their trousers.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Eggs. Eggs! how to get more eggs my
slccessful method makes hens lay twice
as many eggs summer and winter: "A t,iyow
want lots of eggs write to MIS-. ~ ATTY
New Madrid, Mo.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Prophet Always on Hand.

Prophet Always on Hand.
ITS the unexpected that always
happens
ooh. | don't know. Somebody al
ways claims to have predicted it,
Boston Herald.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
4 NURSES EXPERIENCE.
Aacksche, Pains in the Kidneys, sloat
ing, Etc, Overcome.

A aurse is expected to know what
Ito do for common ailments, and WON.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

When a mar begins to tell a Wom'
an about his past love AFFAIRS ne u
Manning to add another to the list.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

It's almost as difficult for you to get
q man to take your advice as it IS
for you to take his.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

You can't tell by the size OF the
erayestone how big the man was VINO
lies in the grave.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLEE
boc hcnn nscd in MANY families for generations
II is relied upon for colds. neuralgia. Sciauca
strains. burns. or bruises. Csc. Sc, 5Oca po"lc'
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Many a mans honesty has saved
him from becoming a politician.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

pound uuIluS
change of life. My
doctor told me 1T
was good, and since
taking it l feel SO
much better that |
can do all my work
again. L think
Lydia E. Pinkham's
w Vegetable Com
lpound a fine remedy
lfor all woman's
troubles, and ]
rovpr forget to tel
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

DON'T NEGLECT THAT COUGH ,n,o
something serious. Aliens Lung Balsam WI a uds sts
It quickly and permanently. for
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
Summer Conduests.

Are these all photographs OF fel'
lows O have been engaged to?
mo. They're the fellows Who dldn [
propose" .
what in the world do you want OF
them?'
"Why: I am saving them to make
a yogues' gallery
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

For Headache Try Hicks capudina'
Whether from Colds. Heat, Stomach or
relieved by Capudine. It's L~iquid-pleas.
ant to take-Efrects Immediately. 10. q
md SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09
HER
PHYSICIAN
ADVISED
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Columbus, Ohio.-"I have taken
7 :ydia r. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Gossip has a thousand tongues-and
they all work overtime.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

The dog in the manger is the one
that does the most growing.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

For Colds and Gripp-capudIre'
,rha hest remedy for Gripp and Colds is
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching ana
feverishness. Cures the old-Headaches
also It's L~iquid-Efects immediately-lo'
* and SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Strange how a girls ideal can De
velop into merely her husband.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

constipation causca and seriously agstava,Hs
mr tiSea scs. 1t is thoroughly cured ny pr.
pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granulrs.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Some men never do anything on
time except quit work.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Mrs, Winslow's Soothing syrup.
por children teething, softens the guns, reduces II
ANIMATION, slays pain. cures wind cole. 2sc bottle.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

Many a true word has been spoken
regardless of grammar.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

ORUk0Y ouick relief and cures woIs, EaSIs'
Roos of testimonials and 10 days treatment hGGA e.
~ 4" ~. II GREEES Sons. Box Il. ArAANln'N Nc
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

~ ofths paper de-
siringto buy
q anything adver-
dsed in its columns should insist upon
having wha. they ask ior' refusing al
substitutes OF limitations.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

The man who is not trying to make
the world better is casting his vote 10
make it worse.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-09

10 UH UlIN
perb health
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-29
 Appointment Made by Governor, SUCCEEDS JUDGE EVANS, SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
 s Said Place Was Declined by Two Others. New Jurist An Able Man and Lawyer With Fine Reputation-win Take Up His Duties
 At Once.

By the appointment of Hon. Mike Sollie. 8 lawyer of Ozark, to the bench of the Third Judicial Circuit, Governor Conner yesterday sprung a political surprise upon the State. generally.
 Judge Sollie succeeds A. A. Evans on the bench. Judge Evans coming to Montgomery as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. by the Governor s appointment.
 The Governor telephoned to Judge SolIie in Ozark yesterday before noon. and during the afternoon there came back a telegram of thanks and accept ance from the Ozark lawyer.
 He enters at once upon the duties of his office. as court is in session in Ozark.
 governor Conner. 1t is reported. off, fered the position to Harry I. Martin. editor of The Ozark Tribune. and a staunch administration supporter. The same report tells of MT. Martins de. clining.
 It is generally understood that Judge A. H. Alston, supernumerary judge. of Clayton, was offered the seat on the bench which became vacant by the ap- pointment of Judge Evans to the Su- preme Court. Judge Aston. 1t is be- lieved, also declined the appointment.
 The new judge is young man. member Of the Constitutional Conven- ton of 1901, former member Of the State Executive Committed. and law yer of reputation throughout South Alabama He has taken an active part in the campaign for the adoption of the Constitutional Prohibition Amend' ment, and has delivered several stump speeches and entered several debates since the inauguration of the light. He has been. in this and other instances. an advocate of the Conner administra- tion measures.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-29
Whitney Belieues
 ln Both Explorers

which have been entered upon by the reclamation bureau. and believe that all of them are to be commended Tor their excellent adaptation to the pur- pose for which they were erected. and for the speed with which the work has been done.
 Tt Is believed, however. that in the planning of a number of these tm- provements, the enthusiasm of the pro- jectors has carried them to a point where they begin to feel embarrassed in the matter of resources with which to complete the projects, and begin to show that the strict limitations of the reclama ton act were not closely ob- served by. those engaged in executing them; that the projects were too many and more than could be completed in Q reasonable time after their beginning, because of Q lack of funds.
 Explains Reclamation Act.
 "The reclamation act provides for the expenditures of funds made up by the sale of public lands and reimburs- ed from time to time by the install- ment to be paid by the settlers who take up the irrigated lands and also provides that no part of a project IS to be contracted for and begun until the money fer the completion of that part of the project contracted Tor shall be In the reclamation fund.
 Now 1t appears that 1t will take SlO, 100000 or more. which Is not avail able in the reclamation fund at present fully to complete the projects. and It also appears that a great number or persons, by reason of the beginning or the projects, have been led into mak- -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-29
UNITARIAN SOCIETY
 ASSAILS CHURCHMEN

Chicago. Sept. 2S-An attack on the liquor industry by Rev. Joseph H. Crooker ,of Boston. president of the Unitarian Temperance Society; a de- nunciation of high churchmen. and a plea for a fund of $1OO.00O to further the work of the Unitarian Sunday School Society. were features of to- days session of the Unitarian Church Conference, in session here.
 "To conquer the drink habit" said MT. Crooker in his address. ''is to con- serve the greatest of our National re. sources-Manhood."
 Rev. W. w Peck. president of the Unitarian Fellowship for Social Jus tice, assailed high church men
 "Too frequently" said he. 'it is found that the betrayers of trust. the tyrants of industry. the undesirable citizens are men high in the church The iniauIties of society are not the un. aided deeds of debased or repulsive creatures, but rather the acts of re- spectacle business men, who conceal themselves behind the base tools of their will :"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-29
MOMENT IS TENSE
INSTRUMENTATION MARS BAN-
 QUET GIVEN TO JAPANESE
Speaker Believed American Trade Se- crts Were Being JeOpaF0iMe6
 Until shown That 1S Net The Case.

South Bend, Ind. Sept. 2S--AddTess- ing the honorary commercial commls- sioners of Japan. at banquet which concluded an all day entertainment. !. Augustus Smith. a prominent manu- facturer of this city, today told the distinguished visitors that 1t is not right for them to copy American arti- cles of manufacture.
 He urged that Japan should enact laws for the protection of patents on articles manufactured in countries in which they trade.
 Allow me to correct the speaker interrupted Roger s. Greene, repre- senting the State Department on the tour of the United States, which is be- ing made by the Japanese Commission.
 Continuing, he informed the speaker and the citizens of South Bend that Japan is now safeguarding patents registered in that country.
 Mir. Smith was responding to a speech made by Baron Shibusawa, Chairman of the Japanese Commission, and apparently he was under the im- pression that the trade secrets of the country were jeopardized by the pres ence of commercial men from the Far East.
 He accepted the correction in good part. and as tense situation was brought to a close.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-29
GRANT IS CRITICISED
PROTEST MADE ON CONDUCT OF
 ARMY MAN.
Open Letter To Secretary Of War Asks If Soldier Is Allowed To
 Use Onice To Aid Pre- q hlhftsOn.

Chicago, Sept. 2s.--Protest against the appearance of Major General Frederick D. Grant in regulation army uniform In the temperance parade in this city last Saturday was made t'- day in a letter sent to Secretary or War Dickinson, by ". R. Michaelis, or the executive board or the uhlteu Societies for Local Self Government
 MT. Michaelis has asked if there IS any rule of the war department gov erning such an appearances. and that the reply be in the form of an open letter. The letter foliows:
 "On Saturday last. Major Genera Frederick D. Grant. of the United States army, and in the uniform oI the United States army. marched as the head of a prohibition parade in Chica 10. The above incident has caus- ed considerable comment. and 1t is ru- mored that the same means that the Federal government and the army m general have taken sides with the pro- hibition movement. s
 .Tt is also stated that the pronibt- ton organizations contemplate bring ing about an election in this city next spring Co determine the popular will this question. A l. yss0uf- citizens tn the main attacf themselves to one or tie other side oi this great question. If such an eiec- tion is held 1t should express the free and uncontrolled action of the public Public officers are servants of the people and should not be allowed tc use the advantages of their off1ce tc accomplish partisan ends.
 q do not dispute the right of Gener- al Grant to take part in this move- ment as a private citizen, but believe he has no right to head parade in full uniform. or to participate as Q Federal officer
 twill you kindly advise me whether the department has ruled on such con- duct. and whether the same can he said to have received official sanction.
 T have treated this communicat ton as an open letter and should like to regard your answer as such"
 Tho letter was not written as an officer of the United Societies" said MT. Michaelts. T wrote as a private citizen"
 Several letters approving the acton of General Grant and defending his appearance in the parade have been sent to the. secretary. They claim that the parade was not @ prohibition pa- rade." but was a movement for great civic righteousness and the enforce ment of law and order in Chicago"