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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-03-26
TRUNKS.

LEATHER AND MATING SUIT CASES AND
club bags On sale Repairing By an expert a
specially. 20 years experience. G. g. LANGLOTZ
ga NeE York ave. formerly SIS T. mhll-s0t
WANTED-TRUNKs TO REPAIR; PRICES
reasonable; send postal; viii call and give sSti-
mates DE NEPHEWs. sos sth ST NV mh2-tf
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-03-26

FOR SALE-RlNERDALE. MD.
Seven-room house; sewer con-
nection; pebble dash; slate roof;
large lot: all modern improve
ments.
Also for rent. &room house /;
rent very low.
Beautiful Riverdale. Nd.
Coz 6room house. bath. closet. Eashstand. hot
and cold water. furnace sewer connections. az
ideal ht;le home with al couFeuieuces: = acre
ground; nesr car line; S2D1 on easy payments os
s. PEI month. Also for reut sToom houst; rent low.
Call at office and salesman viii
accommodate YOU.
]. A. BLUNDON,
1906 F ST. \. W. or Riverdale.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-03-26

WE Can CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS QUICKER.
easier. cheaper than you can. We know hoE.
LEON L. CAHOON. Acme Window Cleaning CO..
lo9S st NV. Phone Main 7l5s. fei90t
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-03-26

There once was a miilionaire's valet
IN love with a nurse girl named sac
But the lime never came
For changing her name.
For he was great hand 10 daiet
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-03-26
PERSONAL.

PERSONAL.
MISS JESSIE ABBOTT.
Scientific Magnetic Massage.
SS + e. nv. I'D hoo-). fei1M
MADAME CATHERINE. PIANIST AND CARD
reader. pa New York ave. Tel. Main 2ei7.
felf-f
WORKINGMEN. DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A
store that had 10 lock the door 10 keep customers
0ut Our Is salcsmOu cannot wait al Saturday
evening but take your turn 10 buy hne tailor
made slifs or oyeroosts So s. 20 So $ note saved.
one price onb. 10 sTHS OLD STAND. go NV
HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOX MORN
garments; either ladies OF gents; send postal: VII
call any hour you say. Z. TARsHEs. 1905 Ith q.
NV. Phone North see
HAIR POWDER a new cream Tor the complex
ion also shamDooinE and hairdyessing specially.
Miss Cadman rs 11th St nv. Phone n. 81. s 20 s.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-03-26
REMOVAL NOTICE.

AIEsSRS. c. D. PENNEBARER. SURVIVING
partner f c. D. Pennebaker and John Paul Jones.
Charles F. Carusi. and Eugene A. Jones have re-
moved their NV Offices from 1881 j st. and the
Commercial National Bank Building 20 the new Of
fees Of PENNEBAKER, CARUSI & JONES.
rooms 30 10 20. in the Metropolitan National
Bank Building, sl3 18th St Nv. Telephones. Main
ll06IlC7. uS-
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Max pemberton,s First Book.

Max Pemberton's first book was
called "The Diary of a Scoundrel," and
he had the usual trials and tribula-
tons with it. Soon after its publica.
ton he received a letter from a firm
of well-known solicitors complaining
that he had grossly libelled a client of
theirs. The publisher of the book was
in state of alarm, and Mr.. Pember-
ton took the bull by the horns. and
went to see the lawyers. He was at
once shown into the principals room.
Your client claims to be the original
of this picture, doesn't she?" the au-
thor asked.
"She does" was the reply.
Have you read the book?" contin-
ued the author.
NO haven't"
'Is there any trouble about the age
of my characters and the lady you
representa-" was Mr.. Pemberton's next
question.
why do you ask?' exclaimed the
lawyer.
Because" said Pemberton, my
character happens to be seven years
old"
The lawsuit fizzled out, but the book
did not sell, and Mr.. Pemberton de-
clares to his positive knowledge that
there was only one copy ever bought
by anybody. and that was by friend
OF his. The friend asked the boy IL
the book shop for "The Diary Of a
Scoundrel"
"Humph!" calculated the boy, look
ing up. Il suppose that is the per-
sonal experience of the author, amt
it?"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Plants Grow in Darkness.

While many plants close their petals
or fold their leaves as darkness APP
proaches, the testimony of most sci
entists is to the effect that none cease
to grow. A series of experiments was
recently made in the east with quick
growing plants, such as asparagus, let
tuce, radishes and the like, with a
view of ascertaining whether the
growth continues at night with as
great rapidity as during the day. The
result determined that, while the
growth is continual with most plants
Il is by no means so rapid during the
dark hours as during the light. There
are, however. many exceptions to this,
not a few plants being nocturnal and
growing more and faster during the
night than in the daytime These.
however, are usually tropical, and
their habitat is commonly in dense
forests, where even during the day
time no great amount of light is abba
to penetrate.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
SAVING PAINT MONEY
II Cannot Be Done by Using Cheap
Material and Cheap Painters.

In arranging for painting, a good
many property-owners try to save
money by employing the painter who
offers to do the job cheapest-or try
to save money by insisting on low
priced paint. But no property-owner
would run such risks IL he realized
what must be taken into considera-
ton in order to get job that will
wear and give thorough satisfaction.
No HORSEPOWER will go wrong on
the painting question If he writes Ma
tional Lead Company, 1902 Trinity
Building, New York, for their House
owners Painting Outfit No. 49, which
is sent free. 1t is a complete guide
to painting. 1t includes a book of
color schemes for either exterior or
interior painting, a book of specifica-
tons, and an instrument for detecting
adulteration in paint materials.
Nearly every dealer has National
Lead Company's pure white lead.
Dutch Boy Painter trademark) If
yours has not notify National Lead
Co., and arrangements will be made
for you to get it.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
RLIB6ER GA7HERERJ HONE az TIT
UPPER A/zHZOW RIVER >.

ments, and added another word to the
vocabulary. From this date india rub
Der was more and more an article of
commerce; it served many purposes,
but it also baked the inventors in
many directions in which they ha6
hoped 1t might be applied. Expert
ments were constantly being made;
even the incorporation of sulphur had
been tried, but it was not until 1889
that Nelson Goodyear, in the United
States, hit upon a practical method OF
combining rubber with sulphur so as
to retain all it's good unique proper
ties, while losing those that had made
it hitherto unsuitable. This process
was called inflammation.
Rubber-india rubber-is a definite
chemical combination of carbon and
hydrogen, expressed by the (propor
tionate) formula C5 HIS. or clio H16
It is a whitish solid, Opaque, scarcely
reacted upon by the ordinary solvents
but forming fluid or gelatinous masses
with the others and the coal-tar oils
All this refers, of course, to the chem
ically pure rubber. 1t will also melt
and burn. Physically. rubber will
stretch, and when tension is released
its mass returns TO the original posi-.
ton and form. Unfortunately, how.
ever. rubber in the pure state has
three awkward qualities: 1t loses this
distensibility at certain degrees OF
heat and cold, it softens under heat,
and has a great tendency to stick to
itself or to other masses of rubber
with which it is brought in contact.
Now. these three qualities of rubber
as refined after entering the market
from the tropical forests are overcmoe
when it is mixed with sulphur-that
is, vulcanized. 1t can then be nodded
into various shapes and still remain
distensible. The degrees of tempera-
ture between which it retains these
good qualities are very much wider
apart. so that climatic changes are
less felt by the manufactured product,
and consequently rubber articles of an
infinitely more varied type can be
turned out from the factories. Vul-
caniZed rubber is therefore the sub
stance really implied ordinarily by the
word alone.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Too Literal.

"Well, yes said Old Uncle Lazzen-
berry, who was intimately acquainted
with most of the happenstances of the
village. "Almira Stang has broken off
her engagement with Charles Henry
Tootwiler. They'd be goin' together
for about eight years. durin' which
time she had been inculcatin' into him,
as you might call it, the beauties OF
economy; but when she discovered,
just lately, that he had learnt his les
son so we'll that he had saved up PIT
pairs of socks for her to darn i'm
mediately after the wedding, she
'peared to conclude that he had taken
her advice a little too literally, and
broke off the match. Puck.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
When Courage Failed.

Duke" said the heiress, eagerly,
did you see father?"
yes"
"Well?"
"We talked about the weather"
what? Lose your nerve again?
Why don't you brace up and talk like
a mana subject of king on whose
domain the sun never sets!"
Can't" moaned the duke. "All the
time | was in your fathers Office he
kept grinning at big painting"
What painting?"
1.-THE battle of Bunker Hill."-Lip
pincctts.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper Will be pleased 20 learn
that there at dreaded disease that science
has been able TO cure IN all It's stages. and that Il
Catarrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure Il the only positive
cure known 10 the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires constitu-
tonal treatment Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternay, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature IN doing its work. The proprietors have
much faith In It's curative powers that they offei
One Hundred Dollars for any case that IL falls u
cure. Send for list OF testimonials
Address +. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
lake HALLS Family Pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Offensive Advice.

MADAM" said the medical man,
gravely. you must practice filling
your lungs with deep breaths of pure
air"
AN bust the smithereens out of my
new Directly gown" shifted the lady.
81 think | see myself"
And turning on her high heels she
haughtily left the apartment-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Foolish Question.

A New York chap wants to be told
why theater tickets in that city do not
indicate the hour or the beginning of
the performance. Should think he
would know. The hour is not men
toned because nobody is ever on time
at the beginning of the performance.
What would be the good of wasting
printers ink?
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Do Won Feel Like This?

Does your head ache or simply feel heavy
and uncomfortable? Does your back ache?
Does your side ache? Do you feel tagged
out? The tonic laxative herb tea known as
Lanes Family Medicine will clear your
head, remove the pain in side or back and
restore your strength. Nothing else is so
good for the stomach and bowels. At drug
gists' and dealers, Doc.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Il Jared Him.

Howell-How did you come to break
your engagement with that girl?
POWELL had reason to think that
she hadn't enough practical knowledge
to make her a good helpmeet.
Howell-What gave you that idea?
POWELL told her one day that the
hens weren't laying. and she said she
supposed that would affect the price
OF egg coal.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Table Talk.

A story in which Webster is said
to have figured: The statesman was
once asked by woman at a dinner
given in his honor, how he varied in
his eating and what he generally ate.
Madam" the answer ran, 81 vary in
eating in this respect; sometimes
eat more. but never less"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

Soon after began taking Doan's Kid
ney Pills l passed several gravel
stones. I got well and the trouble has
not returned. My back is good and
strong, and my general health is bet
ter"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Deception.

Ibid a man ever kiss you against
your will?"
NO; but some have thought they
did. brooklyn Life.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Unlikely.

Whale-What are you going to tell
your wife when you get home?
jonah don't know; | don't sup
pose she would believe me IL l should
tell her that | had been to a fish din
ner.-The Bohemian.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
A Hot Time All Around.

Lawyer-What did the prisoner say
when you accused him of arson?
Witness-He answered with heat
that such a charge was a burning
shame
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
PIN Piles

'I tried all kinds of blood remedies
which failed to do me any good, but I
have found the right thing at last. My
face was full of pimples and black heads.
After taking Cascarets they all left. I ann
continuing the use of them and recon-
mending them to my friends. feel fine;
when 1 rise in the morning. Hope to-
have chance to recommend Cascarets {"
Fred c. Witten, 70 Elm ST., Newark, ". l..
Pleasant, Paiatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken OF Grippe. J
l0c. 2Sc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The Renu--
Inc tablet stamped G c. Guaranteed to-
cure OF your money back. 92z
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

Time is the best test For over fifty
years Hamlins Wizard Oil has been the
most popular remedy in the United States
for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia
and all pain and inflammation.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Ambiuuous.

What sort of time did you have In
your automobile trip?"
"Oh, we had perfectly killing
time!"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
on. rhlnu She Was sure OF.

Grace-Really, mother, you seeu
cross this morning.
Mother (sternly)-How often have ]
told you not 10 let that young mar
kiss you?
Grace don't know, mother, but
certainly not as oftei as he has
kissed me.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Ask Your Druggist for Allen. Foot-Ease.

81 tried ALIENS FOOT-E recent
ly, and have just bought another supply.
1t has cured my corns, and the hot, burn
ing and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable, and 1 would not
be without IL now-Mrs. w. ]. Walker,
Camden, N. j." Sold by all Druggists, 25c.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
Red. Weak, Weary, wntery Eyes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians Con-
forms TO Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain.
Try Murine in Your Eyes. At Druggists
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

and how TO cure
them. Mrs. w. G.
Davis, of Groesbeck,
Texas, says: Back
aches hurt me so l
could hardly stand.
Spells of dizziness
and sick headaches
were frequent and
the action of the kid
news was irregular
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

Do not force yourself to take offensive
land harmful drugs-take Garfield Tea,
Natures Herb laxative; it overcomes con-
stipation, purifes the blood, brings Health!
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

When you wear out suit Of clothes
you can generally get another. but it's
different when you wear out your well
come
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

The sugar production of the United
States does not grow with the con.
sumption.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

The total number of sailing vessels
In the world is double that of steam
erS
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces IN
nsmmation, aays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
THE WRETcHEs.

Uncle-How is it, young man, that
you failed again in your examination?
Nephew-Why, the wretches asked
me the very same question | could not
answer last year!
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
GENEROUS.

Clarence Dubb-May I have this
dance, Miss Sharply?
Miss Sharply-Certainly! / don't
want it'll
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23

No woman really believes that she is
In the homely class.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-04-23
AlLINe WOMEN.
Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kid.
neys Will Keep You Well.

Sick, suffering, languid women are
learning the true cause of bad backs
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18

$500, $500 or $500 buys an
lngersoll-T Trenton. Something
new.-Poole's.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18
Telephone...MoNTE n
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER IS, 1909
GRAND JUNCTION

Grand functions charter which
was drawn up under the leader
ship of former Senator James w.
Bucklin, was adopted Tuesday by
a vote of TAO to 2l5. The question
of five or three commissioners,
which was left to the option of the
voters. was decided in favor of the
five plan b, a vote of sos to 800.
This point was one upon which
the charter advocates themselves
were divided, but Senator Bucklin
had favored the five plan and by
its adoption he scored a double
victory.
The charter, which is modelled
after the Des Moines plan, is de-
clared by its trainers to be an i'm
provement on any Of is predecess-
Ors
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18
ehristisn Ocieaeo-

Christian Science services are held
every Sunday At the residence Of II. A.
Collar. on BattSrson street, between 3nd
and 3rd Avenue.
Sunday School 10 .. m.. services ct IL.
Wednesday evening meetings At 8. All
are welcome.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18
SALE OF SCHOOL LANDS

Notice IL hereby given that / will soil, at
public auction, TO the highest responsible bid
dor on the 9Th day Of October. 1909, at O'Clock
P. NJ, at the office OF The State Board OF Land
Commissioners, Capitol Building, Denver, Colo
RADIO, the following described lands. situated in
Rio Grande County. Colorado. viz:
100 acres, N. W. y Sec. s., Town. 10 ", Range
E., Minimum Price Per Acre so 90; $50 acres.
S. W. i Sec. 81, Town. 40 n, Range E. Mini
mum Price Per Acre $4,000.
Subject to any and all easements or rights Of
way heretofore legally obtained and now in full
force and effect, il any there be.
Reserving, however, to the State OF Colorado
all rights to any and all minerals. ores, and
metals Of every kind and character and all
coal, asphaltum, oil aud other like substances
in or under said land and the right Of ingress
and esress for the purpose OF mining together
with enough Of the surface OF same as may be
necessary for the proper and convenient work.
ing of such minerals and substances.
Value OF Improvements on this land as ap-
praised by this Department. <sas5.O.
Owner Of Improvements c. W. kaufman.
Sale Application No. 6057.
No land will be sold at less than the mini.
mum price per acre, as given above. The par.
cells Will be sold in the above order, and each
tract will be sold as described above-be the
same more or loss.
Terms Of pay ment shall be as follows, viz. :;
On lands selling for 81 30 TO SIS per acre, 10 per
cent. OF the purchase money the day Of sale,
the balance in eighteen equal annual payments
at per cent per annum. Lands selling at
more than 81 per acre and loss than SIS pcr
acre. 20 per cent. cash on the day of sale, the
balance in fourteen equal annual payments at
per cent. per annum. Lands selling for SIS
and upwards, 20 per cent. cash, and balance
in seven equal annual payments at I per cent.
interest. II the purchaser docs not own the
improvements, he must pay for the same at sale.
Purchaser will execute bond, rs provided in
Section Is, act OF July II. 1908, must he a citi.
zen Of the United States, or one who has do
clared his intention of becoming such, must
pay appraisemcnt and advertising fees.
b. l.. JETvERsoS,
Register State Board Of Land Commissioners
First Publication Sept. II last Oct 2.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18

Commander Peary belittlcs him.
self in the eyes Of the world by
his attack on DR.. Cook. The Int.
ter shows the right spirit in max
ing no replies To Peary. The
Scientific American we'll saws:
The man who eau look Death full
IN the face throughout all the
cruel sutferings Of a two years
search for tho secret Of tho frozen
North, is built ON lines too noble
TO admit Of the slightest sub.er.
fuge or misrepresentation; and
there arc certain features II DR..
Cooks expedition, notably the
total absence Of ostsntation In the
manner oi his setting out, which
should at least have sealed tho lips
Of those who have received tho
news d his success with outspoksn
incssdulity."
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18
A TRIP TO THE VALLEY

George l.. Knapp, writer for
the News, was in Monte Vista a
few days ago and took an auto
drive. In his write-up in the
News he gives a glowing picture
OF the San Luis Valley. He says:
when one gets out of the
towns into the farming region, the
prosperity of the valley is ex.
planned and justified. The rains
had done their best to turn the
valley back into its original lake
condition when / was there. so
that travel was somewhat restrict
ed. But We did take n zigzap
course from Monte Vista to Cen.
ter, from Center to Del Norte and
from Del Norte back to Monte
Vista. l am perfectly aware that
with all our windings, this trip
covered only small part of the
valley; but the crops we saw in
that small part would account for
a good many autos. l was born
and bred in wheat growing coun.
try; but ! never saw such wheat as
they are growing in the San Luis
valley, north Of Monte Vista. The
record for the valley is said to be
62s bushels per acre; and We saw
one field that will crowd that rec
ord pretty hard. Oats did not
show up 30 well, as the unheard of
heavy rains had beaten them
down"
He then goes on to give n his.
tory OF the agricultural develop.
ment of the valley and the part
taken by James A Kelly in intro
ducing pea culture.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18

Presbyterian
SAMUEL II. MoowE. Pastor.
Sunday School $40 q. N.
Morning Service ll:QO .. IA.
Evening Service 7:30 p. IN.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18

II took two Of Chsmbssisin's stom.
ach snd Liver Tablets last night, and ]
fssl atty pr cent better than I have ios
wseks." says J. J. Fircstons Of Allsgan,
Mich. They are csstaialy ans article
ses biliossassa" For sals BY all drug.
s,stA Samples frss.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1909-09-18
kinaeraarten school

l have opened Kindergarten
School at the home Of Mrs. j. n.
Smith on DAVE stree, near Second
Avenue. Honrs; 9 to l2 u. M
each week day. Those Interested
please call on or address Edna
Towne.