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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
Pumpkins That Talk.

Even the farmer. once the type OF
simplicity and now progressiveness. If
learning how to advertise through his
knowledge of the weaknesses of na.
ture. One of these weaknesses il
found in the lordly pumpkin. Bruis.
a growing pumpkin and the scar viii
never be cleared away. but will show
in the ripe pumpkin in the shape
delicate little yellow warts. Startin
with this principle alone. shrew.
farmers have made their pumpki
farms valuable After the vegetable
get good sized and prove that tn.
will be fine ones they so into u
patch aud With sharp stick So
them so that when they are ready f.
market their happy faces bear 4
words of warts legends like the>
Eat me at Smiths" "Smith ",
make pies Of me soon." Browns pies
are best" Jones pies are delicious -
"You can eat me inside"
The willy farmer hauis these warty
fellows to market and. calling Smith.
Jones and Brown from their respective
restaurants. shows the strange freak
Of nature. Or course q sale is made
on sight. and the pumpkin lies at the
front of the restaurant for a few days
to astonish passersby until it must Be
made into pies to save it. Then the
farmer discovers another freak pump
kin. suitably marked. to replace it.
Fancy prices are to be had for these
pumpkins. and stony patches that
would never pay taxes in any other
crop produce wealth in pumpkins.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16

grapes and wonderful persfmmons ana
bush cherries and other curious and
valuable specimens that most of US
never even dreamed Of.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
OF Interest to the Farmers

pounds OF bran or cottonseed meal or
linseed oil meal would be added. then
you would more correctly balance the
ration, supplying the protein.
The above ration is merely given to
explain the point That it can be i'm
proved upon there is no question. The
secret in feeding. therefore. is to fur
nish the necessary ingredients in the
proper proportion. When you feed corn.
cottonseed meal. alfalfa and clover
hays or the mixed ration you are sup.
plying necessary materials for growth.
maintenance and fat production.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
Birds for Christmas to Be
More Costly Than Thanks
giving Ones.
G0BBLERS QUITE SCARCE
NoTWlTHsTANDiN THAT YOUR
TURKEY WILL COST FROM Is TO
y CENTS PER POUND, THERE IS
4 BIG DEMAND.

Will turkeys be any cheaper Christ
mas?'
The Erocers Of this city were forced
70 answer this query dozens of times
each day over the telephone and to
practically every customer who comes
In thet.. stores. An the answer is
invariably the same and invariably a
disappointment. For instead of be-
ing cheaper, turkeys will be two to
three cents higher pound than they
were at Thanksgiving.
The reason that is assigned for this
decided increase In price is attributed
to the great scarcity OF the big gobblers
in Wayne county. Practically all of
them were eaten Thanksgiving and
few remain to adorn the many Christ
mas tables. From % to % cents a
pound will be paid for turkeys during
the holidays. according to state
ment made by a well known grocer
this morning. and, Notwithstanding
the fact that the price is the highest
in years, the birds are snapped up
with alacrity as soon as they appear
on the market. Many persons have
had their Christmas turkey engaged
for weeks, only to be notified within
the past few days that there was moth
ing doing In the gobbler line, but that
chickens and ducks were plentiful.
Eggs are still soaring up the ladder
The price Of hen fruit at present is "a
cents dozen, the highest point reach
ed In this locality for years. 1t would
not be surprising, it is said, ii the 40
cent mark would be reached during the
holidays. ii the cold weather continues.
The moulting season of the hens is
over and they should be laying now.
But for some unknown reason the hens
have gone on a strike and all efforts to
induce them to lay have been futile.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
New Plants.

But few farmers have any idea Of
the great work our government is do
ing in the way of Introducing new
plants and fruits from the old world
into the United States. During the
last fiscal year more than 2.O00 seeds
and plants were. brought In. The de-
partment of agriculture has explorers
constantly on the outlook for all kinds
OF plants and fruits that seem capable
of coed Yields in our own country.
They are picked mp especially in Man
churia. Korea and China. There are
specimens from Wild apricot trees ten
feet in diameter. There are wild
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
Didn't Like the Walk.

A north country pitman went with
his wife one Saturday night to do a
little shopping. They visited \ large
drapery establishment. and the obse-
quious shopwalker. having ascertain.
ed their requirements. said to the cou.
pie politely, "WiIl you please walk this
wny? But unfortunately he walked
very lame.
mo. mistor." said the pitman, "Aa
nivvor hev walked that way. an Aa'n
not gannin' te try!"-London Scraps.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
FORCES on the Farm.

The main advantage Of having a
small forge on a farm is not so muc b
the saving Of money as the saving of
time. A little job Of repairing can be
done in the time that it would take to
get to town and back. and the cost Of
the work is saved besides. A good
portable forge can be bought for ST.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16
A Ten Years Penancs,

1t is happily seldom that the revenge
OF disappointed husband takes quite
such an extreme form as In the case
Of the man whose will ran thus: when
! remember that the only happy times
! ever enjoyed were when my wife
sulked with me. and when I remem-
Der that my married life might, for
this reason. be considered to have been
Z fairly happy one because she was
nearly always sulking, am constrain-
cd to forget the repuision the contem-
plation Of her face inspired me with
and leave her the sum of 100000 on
condition that she undertakes to pass
two hours 4 day at my graveside for
the ten years following my decease. in
company with her sister. whom l have
reason to know she loathes worse than
she does myself."-London Tit-Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-12-16

Get Xmas photos at Parsons. We
guarantee to get your pictures in time
for Christmas. lit
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
TIE Leland BUDGET.

Miss Winifred Fifield left Wednes-
day OF last week for visit with re-
latlves in Portland.
Miss Ruby Penwell returned last
Saturday from Portland.
Economy Fruit Jars at Hair
Riddle Hardware Co.'S.
Joseph Moss and family and NJ
Clemens and family, of Grants Pass
were guests at the Wilson home last
Sunday. Miss Josephine Moss ex
tended her visit with Miss Alya unit
Tuesday.
BORN-August 81, to Mr. and Mrs
Joseph Philips, daughter
Miss Lizzie Miller started Monda!
evening for Mount Angel, where sht
expects to enter the Normal depart
ment of the school at that place.
Mr. Wilson was called out to hi
timber claim Tuesday afternoon OF
account of fire in that vicinity.
MINER
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
FliUlTDAIE.

VIM. V. Johnson has finished his
residence ON the south side Of the
Rogue river II Is beautiful home
and he viii have In a year or two one
OF the best farms ON the river.
Economy Fruit Jars at Hair
Riddle Hardware Co.'s
Mrs w s, Coutant aud Miss Gray
won't "a Hugo on a visit last Sat
urday and ON Sunday Mr. Coutapt
went TO bring them home.
@. A. Hamilton has been very busy
OF late marketing peaches They
brought a good price which proves
that peach growing is II good bust
ness In the Fuitdalo district.
A big line of new heating stoves
has Just been received by the Hair
Riddle Hardware Co.
Aonlo Jones Is finishing up his
wood contracts and will soon take up
his farm work for the season "
1910. lie is one OF our most enter
prlsng FARMERS
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
WOODVILLE ITEMS.

Mrs. Alice Martin returned from
Salem last Tuesday.
Stone Jars at Hair-Riddle Hard
ware Co.'S.
Mrs Randall and daughter, Bessie
OF Central Point, spent Sunday in
Woodvile.
Extensive fires In the mountains
around here have filled the air with
smoke, making It very warm and OPP
pressive. Much timber has been de-
stroyed.
John Pitman Is assisting r. e.
Breeding In the store during Mr.
Jones absence, and Henry Bedford
Is driving the delivery wagon.
Our enterprising merchant, c. G.
Seaman, Is building Il commodious
store building, which he will occupy
In the near future.
Sandry g. Hiatt's confectionery is
almost ready for occupancy. They
will carry large stock of candies,
tobacco, etc,
Work Is progressing rapidly on our
new school building. Teachers and
pupils will all be glad when they can
move into their new quarters.
School began last Monday with II.
X. Reachert as principal, Mrs.
Reachcrt, intermediate teacher, and
Miss Faye Burchell, primary teach
er. The attendance was not as large
rs II will be next week, on account of
80 many being away at the hop yards.
T. d. Jones and sister Miss Mary.
left for Los Angeles last Wednos.
day, where the latter will remain
with her sister, Mrs h. E. Sherwood
and attend school Mrs Jones will
return In about ten days
Mrs H. c. stevens is seriously III
nt her home near here. Drs Flana
gan and Loughrldge are in attend
nnce, with Miss Saleroy Booker n,
nurse A slight Improvement of her
condition is noticeable at present
and we hope for her speedy recovery
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
4 GOOD POSITION

can be had by ambitious young men
and ladies in the field Of Wireless"
or Railway telegraphy Since the
S-hour law became effective, and
since the wireless companies are es-
tablishing stations throughout the
country there is great shortage OF
telographers Positions pay begin
ners from $40 to 500 per month,
with good chance for advancement.
The National Telegraph Institute Of
Portland, Ore operates six official
Institutes In America, under super
vision Of r. r. and Wireless officials
and places AN graduates into posi-
uons Il will pay YOU to write them
for tull details. g.3-gt
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
ROGUE RIVER ROUTE
A RICH COUNTRY
A Railroad Would Open Virgin Re-
sources from Grants Pass to
Ocean.

In these days of railroad building
1t begins to look as if a road will be
built from Grants Pass, on the water
grade, to the Galice country and
probably down the Rogue river to
the ocean. This enterprise will
have behind it an immense tonnage
of rich concentrates, as well as lum-
ber. The mining men of the Galice
district favor this as it will give them
cheap transportation to the Tacoma
smelter and the mining interest be
ing so large will, without doubt, in
time WELD the necessary influence
to secure the construction of the
road. Such road could be cheaply
built as greater part of the way
the grade would be easy and CON
sequently the cost would be moder-
ate
At Galice II is said that in rail
road matters much depends on the
Almeda Mines company, as that cor
poration has already a very large
tonnage Of rich ore for shipment,
enough to secure the building of a
line to connect with the Southern
Pacific, and that it may be they will
not care to wait for road to be built
20 miles to the coast when one of
a dozen miles in length will furnish
them the much needed transporta-
tion. The situation is such as to
make 1t desirable for all the COM
panies to unite in securing rail-
road which will add greatly to the
prosperity of more than a dozen
properties in the Galice mining dis
trict
Grants Pass hopes that the water
grade will be chosen and that the
road will start from this city.
This road would not in any way
interfere with the proposed line to
Crescent City, The distance to the
ocean from Grants Pass by the Rogue
river route would be considerably
less than a hundred miles and there
Is no reason why a road by this route
should not be built, An almost yir.
gin country would be opened up and
millions of dollars in resource.
would be brought to a market. II
need surprise no one to see thi.
route selected by one of the grear
corporations in the very near fu
ture. The Almeda people are in
position to secure the building Of tn,
road, If It is to their interest to hav,
1t constructed, and we can see no rea
son why It should not be.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
MURPHY.

Misses Maude and Linnie Perry
departed for Superior, Wis, last
week.
Economy Fruit Jars at Hair
Riddle Hardware Co.'S.
Myron Mcleod and sister, Mrs.
Smith, and family left Tuesday to
join Mrs, Smiths husband at Ely.
New MIR. Mcleod will work at his
trade In the machine shops at that
place.
l., W Carson and L. NJ. Mitchell
returned from the A-Y.-P. cxposl-
tion Monday They were absent two
weeks and say they had the time
of their lives.
Mrs Ida Harris, OF Medford.
lformorly Miss Ida CustaO is visit
ing her sister, Mrs. Mouzo Hyde, of
Laurel Grove.
Mr. and Mrs Isaac Custar, OF
Grants Pass, were visitors at the
home OF MIR Custar's daughter, Mrs
Jasper parniollc, one day last week.
Economy Fruit Jars nc Hair
Riddle Hardware Co.'s.
Mrs It, T.. Reed returned home
Sunday after several days visit with
Mrs berry OF Missouri Flat
II any one Is in need Of "a good
lor badl live rott,osnakc they would
DO vcu to call ON Elmer or Aha
Gilmore o.. thoy have qu.l. ua..
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
Why Druggists Recommend Cham.
bcrlain'S Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhoCa Remedy.

Mr.. Frank G. Hanrahan, promin-
ent druggist of Portsmouth, Va.
says For the past six years | have
sold and recommended Chamber
laiu's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy IL is a great remedy and
one OF the best patent medicines on
the market handle some others
Tor the same purposes that pay me a
larger profit, but this remedy is so
sure TO effect a cure, and my custom.
er so certain to appreciate my re-
commencing Il TO him. that / give II
the preference For sale by NJ
Clemens
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10

of capturing the serpents. They have
two large ones now which attract
considerable attention.
Several of Murphy's young people
also some from Laurel Grove and
Missouri Flat attended the dance
at the Flanagan and Cornell hop
yard last Saturday night.
Economy Jar Caps at Hair-Riddle
Hardware Co.'S.
BUSTER BROWN
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10
GAMBLING

your life against % cents is Just ox.
actly what you are doing Il YOU neg.
lect a cough or cold on the chest In.
stead ot treating It with Billiards.
llorehound Syrup 4 20 cent bottle
of this splendid remedy will cure nm
ordinary cough heal the LUNGS ana
act as % tonic Tor your entire system
Sold 0y Nauouu, uuE Store.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-09-10

neWitts Little Early Rlsers. the
safe sure, easy gentle little liver
pills The original CarboiI1ed witch
Hazel Salyo is DeWitts. The name
Is plainly stamped on evry box. II
Us good for cuts, burns, bruises.
sores, holls and supburn-but II is
especially good for Piles. Sold by
ul druggists
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

A journal, which should be better
informed, speaks approvingly of the
simplicity and lack of restraintin the
present styles of feminine dress. The
truth is that thecor of 1909 is the
most complete instrument ever de-
vised by fashion for female torture.
The seeming simplicity of the mode
calls for the apparent elimination of
hips, and to this end the new corset
is cunningly adapted.-Mrs. Mae f..
Robinson, in True Democrat.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20
Sheriff Sale.

Sheriff Sale.
Thirteenth Judicial District Court.
Parish of Grant, State
Of Louisiana.
The Louis Grunewald Co., Ltd, va.
A. w. Lewis and wife.
No. 2344.
BY virtue OF and to satisfy a writ
of seizure and sale Issued out of the
Honorable Thirteenth judicial Dis
trict Court In the above numbered
and entitled suit. and to me directed.
/ have seized and will offer for sale
at the principal front door of the
court house in Colfax, La, between
the hours prescribed by law for ju-
dicial sales. on
SATURDAY, Dec. 4, 1909.
the following described property,
seized as the property Of the defend
ants, to-wft:
One Schaeffer Plano.
Terms Of sale-Cash. with benefit
Of appraisement.
This Nov. -, 1909.
A.. b. PERKINS,
Sheriff Of Grant Parish, La.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20
If We Could See You Face
to Face.

If we could see you face to face,
we could prove to you beyond the
shadow of a doubt the advantages
of the famous Byrne Practical
Bookkeeping, Business Training
and Simplifed Shorthand, also our
practical course of telegraphy and
railroad work; we could show you
clearly how it is that we can turn
out a better stenographer or book
keeper and do it in three months
less time than when we used to
teach the systems that are now be-
ing used in other schools. This
saving of three months time means
much to the prospective student;
at conservative salary of $50 per
month, the three months time
would amount to $50, three
months board atSl2 would amount
to $50, or total saving of $50, or
a total saving of $3.50, to say moth
ing of the fact that the student of
our school gets three months prac-
teal experience, while the student
of the other school is just finishing
his course and has no experience.
We'own and occupy two large
buildings, containing more floor
space than is used by any other
commercial school in the world.
We employ 20 of the very best
teachers. We have Sl9, 900 invest
ed in furniture and equipment.
We have thousands of graduates
holding the very best positions to
be found in our larger cities. We
have more calls for our graduates
of bookkeeping and shorthand and
telegraphy than we are able to sup
uly. You may enter with US at
any time; our work is practically
all individual instruction. Thor
ough preparatory work in English
branches is given free with all our
courses. Write for catalog; make
your arrangements to enter at once,
SO that we may soon have the pleas
ure Of placing You in good po-
sitioh. Address Tyler CONNER
cial College, Tyler, Texas
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

I Bank OF Pollock to Warren Honey
cutt, W end III lots ! and 2, block 3,
Pollock. Price, $3.50.
Jhos. Sntton to Mrs. Josie Smith,
40 acres, NV or sw or, sec II, tp z n,
r2w. Price, $75.
z Pauline Kraft tod. II. McNeely.
her int in d Frederick placein tip 6 n,
r 8 W. Price. @65.
/. J. Rhinehart to ]. r, Ball, lots 8,
9, 10and IL, block 8. Pollock. 5000.
I. H. .Squyres to Jas. E. Treadway,
$50 acres, " hf and ne Or NV or, sec
81, tip 8 p, = &c. Price, $3.50.
W. P. Robson to Geo. w. Gray,
block Z, lMcNeely addition to Pol.
lock. Price, $3.50. =
Z C. E. Fem to Mrs.. A. l. Wells, lot
IA, BLOCK 80, Acmeville addition to
Coliax. ! Price, 5000.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

wm. Upchursb. Of Glen Oak, Okla,
vas anisxile from home. Mountain air.
be thousht, wsuid cnrs friGbtful lung
racking cough tlsst. he'd defed ell rem
sdies for two years. Affsr six months
l e returned. death DIGGING his steps.
Then hsgan to use DR.. Kings New
Discovery, "lhs writeav "aud after taking
six bottles L I'm a. well a ever. II saves
thpusands, yssriy. from desperate lung
diseases. Iafallibls for coughs and
colds, it dispSb hotafsedeas and sore
throat. Cures grip. bropchitis,s hemof-
hayes, asthma, croup. whooping cough.
500 and 81. trial bottle free, guaranteed
By al druggists.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

for charity, or do ysu adver-
tise for direct results1
Did you ever stop to think
how your advertising can Be
made q source Of profit to
you, and how its value can Be
measured in dollars and
cents. If you have not, you
are throwing money away.
Advertising is = modern
business necessity, but mnst
be conducted on business
principles. If you are not
satisfied with your advertising
you should set aside = certain
amount Of money to be spsnt
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

Too poor to take a home paper?
Well, that 10 Q distressful condition.
Buy . hen, feed her crumbs and waste
from the kitchen and she will lay
eggs TO pay a years subscription;
then work her up into pot pie and
She will pay first cost; 80 the paper
vii be clear profit. Repeat this pro-
&c 50 year after year, meanwhile learn
v isdom and cease to be poor.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

VIM. E. and Matte L. Ward TO
Walter Scroggs, 12O acres, ne or &c
Or, and sw' or and lot 16, sec Is, to
On, lie. Price. 1000.
Geo. E.'McCollum to. Matte L.
Ward, 40 acres, lot 16. sec Is, tn 8
y. mr. lie. Price, $3.50.
E..S.. Self to T. J. Harrison. 40
acres, Sc Or NV or, sec 81. tip Sn, S
". Price, 5000.
Z. II. Teal to W. "A. Lee, lots 40
and Al block 8. TIE AIS Woodland sd.
dition to Coliax. J. Price,ss19o.
Phillis Walle.ce to Fannie Wallace,
lot II, bloct. 5, LeSage addition to
town of Colfax.
WIN. " Martin to J.F. Ball, timber
on nwqr NV Or see 90. and frac hi
swar,sec IT, .p 6n,r2w. Price $50.
sa.s CalpepF er to c. W.. Williams, 40
asys 8 NJ Sc or ne or, and % acres,
all in sec 10, tip .snr4 W. $3.50
Jas. W. Wilson, to j. F. Bell. los
and 5, block 6, Dowden addition
to Pollock, and 26 feet across lots /
and 2. block 3, Pollock. Price, $10o.
All. Frank to j. f. Bah, lots 8,
~: 9;y.lO and IL, block 6, in Pollock.
ice;.,$6Qo.
Jno.'C. Wallace to ]. F. Ball, lots
15and 16,. block.5, Pollock. $780,,
jas. Wilson and E. W. Ball ia
j, F. Ball. end lots and 2, .,loch
3, and W 6flot 10, block 6, Pollock
s-.Ptice;$eOO.
Edwin ID: Willett to Jno. L. Gray
40acres, NH NV Or ne Or, and n HI
/, neIrine or, see 3, TIPS n, r 2 west
AssPfice, $50.
A. A. Whatley to Minnie n. Vain
wright, 40 acres known as the A. B
:. !. Thompson land and ferry $1,000.
.s..S,,T. j. Foster to jesse Mckay, AZ
acres, ne Or 'sw or, sec %, tp On, r
W. Price, $3.50.
Warren HQneycatt to ]. F. Ball
i 80 feet 9 and W oflots 1 and 2, blocl
/ ~, :. S. TriS s175.
..s Z. b. Keen to ]. F. Ball lot 18
:. .block;T, Pollock. Price, $3.50.
J: E. Adams and CuM. Brannon t.
- AIseksSmith, 80 acres, e hf sw or, Sc,
8, tb7 n;r lie. Price, 1925,
- 2 JsE. Adams and e. M. Braunon tt
!. d Paul Thornton, 4osacres, se Or ne q,
ssec "a; tip. z n, 1w. Price, 1925.
= j. E. Adams and c. NJ, ramon te
VIM. W. Ford, so acrea " hf sw qi
sec 8, tp 7n,r1e. Price, ;E200.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

/, "God helps the man who helps
himself" but if there is any place
lin the wide world where man could
exist without the Lords help. it is
lin this blessed section of Louisi-
ana-Lake Charles Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20

The Baptist Ladies Aid Society
of Pollock raised the neat sum OF
'sS4l5 at a supper Nov. 9th, gwen
for the bensfit Of the State Baptist
Orphanaget
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-11-20
Enlarging Your Business

II you are in
business and you
want to make
more money you
will read every
word we have to
say. Are you
spending your
money for ad-
vertising in hap
hazard fashion
~ H.