The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-09-08
BRENTWOOD

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The coffee king loves his roll" with
ais conee--aud he usually gets II too,
might be mentioned.
A Highland Avenue girl said last
night she. had never been In owe but
you couldn't mention any other FASH
fonabfe disease she hadn't had.
whatsoever else may be said against
Walt WeIlman, Senator Tfilm7n and
Harry Thaw, they have certainly fDr-
nished u source Of copy for the hun-
cry HnotypeS
Baldwin says going UP in an airship
will cure consumption. 1t will surely
cure or XIII we should think.
The hickory nut and scaly bark crop
10 said to be fine. Good news for US
and the squirrels. too. They ray the
Alabama possum Is bigger and fatter
than ever this year. also: LOOKS as
though Mother Nature intendad 10 take
care of her own this winter.
1t IN reported that 1.241 dogs have
been killed this year In Atlanta. Tne
nigh beer jints must have u run on
free lunch sausages.
Jacksonville continues to brag on her
water Right in the face Of those ex-
press PACKAGES, too.
MI. Hartman and Mr.. fockefeIler
both are suffering from indigcs-
ton In the modern race for wealth
men lose sight Of health. aiorals and
everything else, then when old age
would give all the money they pos
sess to have a little Of their old-time
health back.
49, tlan
and meet more people than sny other
President has done. For .af man
Mr. Taft IL O wonder as hustler. Be-
tween the tariff and the travel ne
ought to get rid Of some Of that avoir-
dupoise.
A monument has been erected to q
Massachusetts, stenograpnsr. Probably
the only one known to the profession
who could spell and punctuare correct
N.
An Eastern paper asks, why 50 few
marriages." They are not 50 few in
soaia eyes w Of ySa Slonas
mold her lily white hand, feel heart
beat against heart, lips tremble upon
sweet red ruby lips, and <inen the
sisziing upon the Kitchen stove. as she
waits to invite you into supper whiie
the moexing bird whistles love songs
IN the wistaria bushes, you cannot help
half . man for the Lord never created
q sweeter, fafrer, purer. more industri-
GUS or Intelligent being. Oh. yes, they
continue to get married In dear old
Alabama and some Of our parsons and
Justices Of the peace can make the re-
markable speed of twenty-three knots
an hour.
It was a Cooks tour. but DR.. Cook
hnthAFQd hv CruVgd. he
clumb the Pole and stuck the stars and
stripes therein.
Parsen SNOWFALL says: '-ro mix at.
to reach de North Pole. 20 INK car
want nufin' up dar after all out des
q barren waste OBJ ice an snow. Lot
e eosf friend Chicken. KEN But OATS des de-
strivin' aftah sumpen dey, don't need.
ann when dey do git II 1t proves to
aroun' frost bit all de balance CT dey
days"
Wonder IL DR.. Cook thinks the game
worth the Eskimo eandie7
John d. Rockefeller has Q $4,000
cow. However, as all in the skv. esrth
and waters thereof obey his VIII we
presume the old COW gives Gown Fer
suspecting public has been giving down
its money fer Aim all these yeAfR-
DFiftami, nxikaaa' Leaves.
At the driftin' o. the leaves. AZ the
'driftin' a. the leaves.
When the north wind sets 'en1 daucfn'
as through the trees IL Erieyss,
But when the leaves are fall!n'oit amt
no time for pain
For we hear young voices Calm at tne
grindin' o. the cane.
When the autumn winds are ntttn.
All the leaves an sets EN- drifttn
An all Hfe's golden honey Through the
sieve of life you're siftin'.
At the driftin' o. the leaves, at the
driftin' o. the leaves,
A sigh for dyingo summer fellow
somehow heaves,
But they amt no use ter worry. when
they shout the glad refrain.
An you're roamin' with your sweet
heart to the grindin' o. the cane.
While the red-gold leaves 70 rare,
Match her lips and golden hair.
And you stop to sip the nectar from
those ruby lips SO fair.
PHIL H ARMSTRONG.