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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

Chicago. Jan. THE month
ly statement Of the committee on car
efficiency OF the American Railway
association. made public today. shows
that az the beginning Of the a the
railroads have on hand approximately
Sz25 100000 worth OF idle equipment
This Is ~$46.0Oo.O00 in excess Of the
idle equipment of two weeks ago.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
ATTENTION HORSEMENI

There will be a sale Of horses at
$40 North Broadway Wednesday
anuar 6. sale commences at III
o'clock. Horses. wagons ana harness
will be sold al auction. Remember
the date. January g.
J. +. PALMER. Auctioncer
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
A sprained Ankle.

AS a rule a man VIII feel well sat
ished If he can hobblc arOund on
crutches in two or three weeks after
spraining his ankle, and 1t is often
two or three months before he is fully
recovered. This is an unnecessary
loss of time, as by applying Chamber
lain's Liniment, as directed, a cure
may as a rule be effected in less than
one weeks time. and in many cases
within three days. sold by all drug
gists.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
Tho InrIN Iiirh.

Manager-l suppose you noticed that
my advertisement read. None but a
sober man need apply for this posi-
tion?"
Applicant-Ycs. ! noticed that. and
that's why 1 applied very early In tho
morning Judge.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

II don't knoW much about buying
meut.' admitted the young husband
How do the prices
According to location. explained
the dealer.
Then gimme a two-pound roast
best you AVE in the orchestra circle.
Kansas city Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
RESPOND
GENEROUSLY TO
RELIEF FUND
Over THEE Hundred Dollars
Collected Within Few Hours
Yesterday Subscription LIS
viii Be Kept Open Until At
ter Monday,

The committee of ladies which be-
gan the work Of soliciting funds for
the relief of the Italian earthquake
sufferers were ont but a few hours
yesterday. ana within thar short time
collected over three hundred dollars
which. with The other money collect
ed by the committee Monday win be
forwarded To Italy as soon as possible
through the Italian consul in Denver.
4 partial list of those Who have sub
scribed to the fund, together with the
amounts given by each donor, follows,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

North Wales. Pa. Ian. after
ten minutes Of play tonight between
the nome team and the Stratton team,
Charles Ritter, of Trenton. y j.. the
star forward of the North Wales
basketball team, dropped to the floor.
ana in a few minutes he Was dead.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

page-Shc isn't In, sin
Callcr-Comc. tel me the truth and
IN give you a dollar. Is she iuf
Pagc-You should have spoken be
fore. sir. She gave me so cents To
say she was OUT. and / can't be a
traitor Judge.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

what puts most wrinkles In your
brow,
\ life Of toll and %scrappin'
On worrying about the things
Which often never happen
kansas city Times,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
They Mcrc INST.

Yes said the %pickpockct. Il have
AT least two fast friends"
where are they" asked tiir SET
ond-story worker.
In Jail" was the significant reply.
Exchange
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

Il want another box Of pills like |
got for my mother yesterday"
did your mother say they were
good 81"
"No-but they Just fit my air gun
- Flicgcndn Blattcr
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

The Cheerful one ~ You can't cat
your cake and have II, too.
The %Dyspcptic (swallowing a couple
of digestive tnblets)-You can't. ch
That's all you know about it-Judgc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

Cleveland, ohio, Jan Work viii
be resumed Monday at all Of the re
pair shops OF tho Erie railroad. More
than a thousand men, most of whom
have been idle for several weeks. viii
be re-emploNed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

Strangcr-Id like To- have my meas
ug.. taken for a sos suit of clothes.
Tailor (cyeing himD-lVc taken
your measure. sir Nou'll pay i'm aa-
vunce-Kansas city Independent.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

OUR DOMESTIC FINISH Is JUST
THE THING AND SATISFIES OUR
PATRONS. If you WANT TO BE
UP TO DATE HAVE YOUR LAUN-
DAY DONE BY THE IMPERIAL
LAUNDRY. BACK or Posroff1CE
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

Il understand your son is "a hard
student
Hard WHY his muscles are like
iron. -Boston Transcript.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

pat hear yer off is sick.
MOikc1
Mike-Shc is thot.
Pats % dangerous She isf
Mike-Divil a bit. she's too weak
to be dangerous any more'-NoW
York Srr.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
FLEET EXPECTED At
SUEz TODAY
American BattIeShips Needing
Coal Badly viii Proceed
Through Canal With Utmost
Dispatch.


Suez. Jan. 1.-The United States
hattleship fleet. homeward bound. j.
expected Co arrive here early tomor-
row. After they reach their anchor
age in the rcadstead the mails and
several tons Of Christmas presents
Win boz sent aboard and distributed
non the officers and men.
Consul General lddings Of Cairo. in
whose hands nave been placed the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
Manlri.

SaleswomaI at the Economist; none
hut those having experience need
apply.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03
OUR WORK OF LAUNDERING
on LADIES' COLLARS. SHIRT
WAISTS. SKIRTS AND DUCb
SUITS Is UNSURPASSED. TfPER-
IAL LAUNDRY, BACK OF POST
OFFICE
Mnnirn.

Saleswoman at the Economist, none
hut those having experience need
apply.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

our POLICY is QUICK SALES
AND SMALL PROFITS. LET Es
SHOW YOU THAT We CAN SAVE
YOU MONEY ON YOUR GROCER
Hes. n. q. PRATT n 90. 2f4 8.
SECOND.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-03

JAMES r. HTtVW \.
Albuquerque. January .
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-29
A Modern Miracle.

1t that the days Of miracles have passed press
announces that Last Sunday, July S at the church Jean
Bapse 10Th Street. New York. named Mary Brown
who had been totally blind for u years. her sight COM
peey restored by kissing silver bowl that held the wrist
bones of St. Anne The woman cried 81 St Anne
good ST. Anne, you. The worshipes in the church
claim that great miracle performed but blind woman
whose sight restored disappeared the police have been
unable to find her. St. Anne whose wrist bones cured this
of blindness the mother of the Virgin Mary As
''Hoy Mary the Mother of God St Anne is God 5
mohernaw Let hope that God thinks of his mother
inlaw than do of theirs. Surely ST. by
wrist bones miracle worker doing all she perpetuate
the religion founded by her son-naw Good for St. Anne
Suppose the faithful her wrist bones a the
country opening the of the blind ST. Annes wrist
could in effective work in the blind asylums If ST
Ames wrist bones will do this she will put skeptics and
doubling college presidents and professors business
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-29
BLUE GRASS BLADE.

Presbyey do with Paul? Paul says plainly LIST Corinthians
ID, IA, 16, II, 49, 10:
And if Christ be not risen, then is preaching van and
your faith is also vain''
For if the dead rise not then is Christ not raised
'And if Christ be raised your faith yet in
your sins.
''Then they also which fallen asleep in Christ are
perished.'
IF in this life only have hope in Christ we are of all
miserable
BY ordination of the Rev. Fitch the Presbyerans have
the college professors Blasting the Rock of Ages
Harold Bolce should look after them they have placed
heavy charge under The Confession of Faith" If St. Paul
has heard of the action of the New York Prebyey he must
be that memorable trip to Damascus
All wel-a-day Let them have their 1T evident that
orthodoxy is in advanced of creeping paralysis and
like old there for it under the stars
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-29
Buckeye Secular Union.

Greetings and greetings the members 1.-The Buckeye
Secular Union. May its coming convention IA Columbus o.
September IL to be epochmakng inspire
other states to organize the interest of freedom Con-
sldeg what the newspapers and for the
cause OF treehough should attend the Columbus
ing as attend our national political conventions and but
mental cowardce this would be the 1t would quite
appropriate for Harold Bolce marshal his feethougt
presidents and professors and in all majesty of their
intellectual liberty to Columbus September 18th The world
just waking up and finding out 'where it is at the
work OF the Buckeye Secular Union has helped on to this
discovery Let hope that eethnkes from other sections will
attend this meeting and be inspired aggressive work
The woods are full OF reetmnkers if they only dared
into the OPEN Success to the Buckeye Secular Union
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-29
DR.. j. B. Wilson'S "Trip to Rome"

A careful re-reading of DR.. Wilson's "Trip to Rome
foundy mpresses with the fact that 1t the best work of
travel written by American 1t leaves the beaten path
the literature of travel Dr. Wilson has style all his
"a Trip Rome is artistic blend of optimism and
mism of scratching criticism of the superson sam foibes
and oes of the past and present. and that exalted human
feeling (which makes the whole world kin In his observa
tons world the author Of "A Trip to Rome at
time strikes chords of harmony with the touch of master hand
that holds the then of sweet singing and again OF
the enthusiastic anquay and folkos then with the
he smashes fragments religious legends ntoe
ance, ignorance with the sturdy conocasm and polished
diction of a Saladin and an Ingersoll
Dr. Wilson puts the old picture of European travel in new
and in light This book will be of immense value
who have been Europe those who intend to
to who still in the shell of ultra conservatism and
who have into the refreshing atmosphere of free
thought" Trip Rome will make You laugh loudly and
smile grmy; will make you serious and at the time pro-
foundy will make you smell the odr of spring voeis and
the of the sums but best of all it will always make
think.
Feenker in Europe and America have to be proud
literary work of Dr. j. b. Wilson In the future his writ
ings will honoed place in the literary Pantheon, "A
Trip Rome should be in all public libraries Let
hope that this valuable work of travel and Dr. Wilson's forth
coming book of poems will require editions of them to
supply the demand.
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-29
Alone With Jesus.

returning from church convention recently locked
herself in the avatoy of Pullman sleeper and was singing at
the top voice. There nobody here but Jesus and me-
To protect the rights of the other passengers the conductor
called into her. and said don't up much
what is needed for get out of that soon as
possible The the times show that Jesus considered
myth by ordinary people in all the walks of life
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-29
A God of Love.

Walt Mason draws graphic pen picture of the preacher
these lines.
He sings old hymns to rag-time tunes,
And talks of ems immortal souls,
As our fat grocer pirates of prunes.
lie talks of crowns and harps of gold,
As though he had them in his trunk
He cords up within its fold
With other piles of human junk
Pope peban putocat and pauper all same piece
of goods Scratch the clerical veneer and have
III the great seethng mystery call life Yet amid storm
OF tears and blood that this world of mystery
misery the priest amid the that od of love-
made all that is, and pronounced very good this
the priest demands tribute with threat of punishment
refused When the world grows wise enough refuse to
support the priest of his schemes dispense with
manmade god and his business agents, the clergy.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
WE'RE JUsT Is NEw oNoE. AND a LoT PooRER.

interesting htte scrap Of conyersaton occurred at
railway platform in South Idaho recently. Kansas lady mad
stayed all night in This the only
from which don't send home; don't want them TO
know that | stopped in poor country.
So irrigated part OF South Idaho looking barren
and cheeress Butthe critics fail to what
under the barren and cherries surface 1t IS within the mem
DRY everybody 80 years OF age that the people o
and nearly all oil theI we'll the people Neblasa
burning up the mails in their frantic appeals to their
Thousands multiplied thousands OF the carry settlers IN h
wonderfully prosperous state would have gone back to
their old homes in the east if they had had enough money
make start Kansas far desoae than Idaho has
been for here ldao when anybody sends back east for food
sends the money along. 1T asn necessary FRIENDS
for mpersona phantopsts, send old clothes SEED
grain flour anything OF the kind to Idaho keep the
people alive Tins ceerless desert has always an
It's way; it is developed, it viii gain just much proporon
aey did tie barren but prosperous kasas desert
This should land worth least what
WORTH for if desert it pays dividend where Kansas
manrap and starvation, the bringing OF TINS
land will make it almost infinitely better than the best oil the
Grasshopper state soil Kansas today OF the best
IN the Unon-but it doesn t compare with idaho
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
TWO KINDS OF TARIFF REVISION.

The statement made regarding Senator Borah and his
compees the support OF the bill before the
that they apparently meant this bin
that would make it possible desirable to
the present protective tariff that the regular revision
Of the tariff downward their real object
just ii this ndscfetion, mistake
judgment 1t true that the country has pospered
protective tariff and it Will be long while before the
try willing to back to straight tariff
basis That kind Of tariff would heavily the
common peopleon the necessities like sugar and other things
largely used and which make the greatest part the living
expenses OF those who cannot afford the
the intent OF Senators orah and Cunmns
veridge and Deliver and the others VINO bill
that would make the absurdy rich bear larger proportion
the burden OF government Of the articles
need revision downward that by the
OF people, they have been able to find enough make an in
teestlng list Except among the political
rich who want to take all the wealth getting possibilities
society without paying adequately the privilege
lew who do not think Borah
the stand patters who the the republican party prom
lsed honest revision and then try people
believing that revision upwards the best thing
people about like the little boy whose father
back behind the woodshedd nfraction Of
rules at all for your good, Johnnie said the father trim
ming good willow switch. Boohoo said Johnnie con
believe It, 1t feels bad and sounds bad and it 50 any
way
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
VIII LIE Agour TIE WEATHER.
something About Which ttouesty
seems 10 cut Little Figure.

The thing most lied about in the
world is lie weather The weather
can sue for lbel, SO it is safe thing
10 ne about, although il does sulAe
PACK now and then.
EIost people see no harm in stretch
ug Mereo4oi0glcal truth; in TACT, they
..eea with iiii5ti@5i;s5 OH the person " no
insists upon handing the weather
a square deal II your neighbor says
his thermometer registered 20 below,
and you tell him that yours only
showed ten below, he despises you
Tor a person without Imagination. In
he summer, likewise, when your mer-
cuIy stands at Sc in the shade and he
says his stands at 9S, you are the
one on whom popular doubt viii rest.
honesty is not the best policy when
The weather is under discussion, I'M
ess you like to appear at a disadyan-
.ase-
There is a large and lourishing class
Of liars VINO eyerlastingly pretend to
Snow what the weather is going o do,
setting themselves up as intimate
iriends OF the weather, when, as every
one knows their acquaintance is bare
iy a speaking one. Once in awhile
born Lar, meaning to lie, will tell the
truth in spite Of himself and it is thus
With The weather professors; they
can't miss the right guess always, be-
cause there are so few things for the
weather man to do.
Gail on half dozen of your weather
wise friends and ask them what il is
going to be tomorrow, and they win
siisaeiee as widely as the alienists in
a murder trial. without any apparent
aarm to ther professional regulations
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
SOCIETY IN The TEN.MENTs.
Rules and Regulations for Conduct
That Are Binding.

Keeping company, as interpreted by
the best sages, Stimulates an engage
ment without involving an ems { :
ment In society, one takes short views
of life; While Nellie gave Hefty her
lips to kiss and her waist to clasp
she has kept her heart whole. They
were ciiuTfis. those two. Chanas no
more, each may seek a new comrade;
only the smash should have been come
at more decorously. He amt no gen
tleman,' cries Nellie, as she rends TO
bits Mr. McCafferty's literary remains
those clumsy, brief notes written on
ruled paper with an embossed design
in the upper left-hand corner, and be
ginning. as is proper Friend Nellie, y
She reiterates the verdict as she
pitches his gifts down the air-shaft-
"soov-neers" from the benches, medals
reminiscent of holidays, and sundry
buttons aud badges inscribed, Ski
doc" or I'm Afraid to Go Home in the
Dark or "23 for you." This frenzy
of vandalism redoubies her fury and
affords US our opportunity to awaken
within her a resolve to have done
with the whole race OF i9efty5' Mes'af-
fertys, and to choose her next steady
in a more distinguished social milieu
The thing is perfectly possible. 1t hap
pens. Like many another girl, she will
rise in the world Rollin Lynde HART,
in Atlantic
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
BUILD WALKS

There is nothing that Will make better impression on
strangers as well residents Rcfied the laying OF
good sidewalks along the principal streets OF the town
1t gives an air permanence and OF comfort and
curtv all the muddy Christendom cannot pro
said and it is OF true nat good SOL makes
for the people tor alpse through the mud an VIII
ter the contrary the soil is just good enough 70 pay lol
walks Like the wearing OF good Clothes ana e use OF
sugar coffee and tea and thousand OF Things now styled
the necessities Of life little OF good walks wall make them
indispensable that would live here alter the walks
should be away. 1t good investment e i ai tie
walks possible, and let them be OF tile ttfetei e tie
other people bring here to held build town
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
HAD HEa LIKES AND DISHES.
Woman's Tastes Not Satisfied with
what Was "ccod for Her.

Young society matron who gives
one day q week to philanrhropic work
undertook a class for training mothers
under my direction. In reality It was
class in cooking, for the young ma
iron is an enthusiast upon proper com
binatigns Of wholesome food. The
women came and listened. and then !
suggested q at the homes should be
visited to see what had been accom-
plished
One day she called upon one CT her
class in the early morning. The wom-
an was frying cakes in deep fat.
ooh. .iaar' said the Young matron.
why don you cook oatmeal fer the
children, as / showed your Yon know
the axes are not coed fer YOU
Nom cheerfully agreed the
woman. as she haoped the cakes upon
q platter q know, l know But don't
like what's good for me. likes what
like"
And the society matron has started
a sewing class.-New York Times.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
Docs Guard Hunters Cur.

Three hunting dogs belonging to
Harry Smith of Berlin, Pa. spent the
other night on mountain road guard
ing Smiths gun where it had fallen
Smith and his three foxhouuds after a
days hunt returned late in the after
noon to a wagon which had been left
near the road The dogs stirred up
some animals and Smith drove on
after placing his gun in the wagon.
The dogs did not come home that
night and Smith found he had lost his
gun Going back over the road he dis
covered his three dogs lying beside
the gun, where it han been jolted from
the wagon. The dogs coming uron the
gun decided to guard it until heir
master should appear.-Cumberland
correspondence Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16

The fishery guard Came, master of
the petrol launch chantenay, which
protects the fishing at the mouth Of
the -a was drowned off Pain
boeuf ne from his bed he went
on de after midnight in his night at
tire. and The cold brought on a sneez
Ing TT which caused him to Slip on the
ice-covered deck and into the water
Tie engineer Weakened by the noise
tried e rescue him, bat in vain. Petit
Parision
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16

There are about in the county paying perhaps Stu
total eense the figures smaller than that both III mum
her and IN the sum paid in Part of this money to the
special tax without being chargabe to the county II
here is no license issued But to take the sum total OF
m license money! but 10 per cent Of last years taxes; 1t
VIII be only about per cent OF this year taxes tie 1t is
true that in some places like Shoshone where the license money
SO large in the village government the discontinue
inc Of licenses will bring great change the manner OF col
ectng revenues and will perhaps raise the taxes 30 -
So per cent it is all generally The argument fall
acous extremes and the people should know just how
false ii is.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16

For settlement at Miner Idaho, on
september 20 Reduced rates via
Oregon Short Line. Tickets on sale
rom points between Pocatello and
Bull September 18th to 10th, inclu-
sive. From other points September
is. to -, limit September Is, See
agent for further particulars.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
Contractors Take Notice.

The time for receiving sealed bids in
he matter Of the excavating for the
aeaerete sidewalks is extended until s
0 clock p. m, on Tuesday, Sept. Fl.
All bids Tor said excavating to be in ac-
cordance with plans and specifications
on file in the Office Of the village sur
yeyos, J. G. White & Co.
A. T. Park, Village Clerk.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
woman's 7iohts.

Madam. do you believe in womans
rights?" asked the man standing in
the car.
4 do she replied shortly
ense me. he went on u am
BUT IN ignorant male seeking light.
May ask YOU if you construe these
rights to include the privilege Of
spreading your really becoming skirts
over three seats p
Tnereupon sire condensed herself.
he took a seat and conversation
Tagged.
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16

All bulb plants have savings banks
-storehcuses that in fat seasons they
I'll with substance which in the lean
days may be drawn upon.
The leaf-buds on the bare winter
branches Of plants are savings banks
full of the plant currency called
starch. This currency, accumulated
in the easy summer, makes life
through the hard winter endurable.
Some plants-the beet, carrot and
'urip-run particularly fine savings
banks called tap roots. These plants
have turned economy to parsimony.
They are misers. Their banks. or tap
roots, are bigger and finer than them.
selves.
Hence their destruction. Man eats
them. Or rather he eats their say
ings, their best part
The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1909-09-16
October Conference Rates.

Via Oregon Short Line. Tickets on
sale from Idaho, Wyoming and Oregon
points, October LIST to 9th, inclusive;
init October 18th. See agents for
tates and further particulars.