The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-18

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/ quire, What makes the machinery la
ment so?' So Hon. CHATTER must again
got out 6 look worried into interior
digestion of Hon. Car. OF finally he
/ must say with voice, Speed gears has
all came loose & got bound around in
ner tubes. This will cost $40 for a
new one. Pretty soonly Hon. Boss
will cease inquiring questions, because
| it always cost him some more money!
"All animals comes in different
breeds, [ negotiate to Hon. Nishi.
This are especially true of dogs. Do
automobiles also come in Sorted kinds ~
Somewhat slightly kindly explain
| this noted man. ssOttomobiles arrives
| in elaborate varieties any very wise
persons can tell them apart by looking
at them. .
I stand CAST with otter beswitchment
| at such wisdom.
Tell me ear-marks Of few
brands, I pleed. So Nishi give me
following statistic about 6 brands of
automobiles.
The Mercy D. are Germans speak.
ing motor of kind disposition. 1t look
very expensive when IN motion G. filed
with Vanderbuilts..
2-The White Steamboat are Amer
ican-raised car with large bird-eage
| in front.
3-The Hard Pan are French speak
ing car with sloping roof ON the
,, front porch.
1.-The Reno are likewise French,
but it got a kind face like a porpoise
with brass teeth.
5-The Locomubble go very fast
when pursued & are a fine tree-climber.
6-The Placard have a stealthy dis
position & yellow legs.
Hon. Nishi would gladly told me
more about the habits & home-life Of
automobiles; but were nervus to go
away because Hon. Waiter kept clut-
tering around with expression of wish
full hope that I would buy something
SO soonly we was off in roadway again
pushing away miles in confusion of
dust G. honks.
When we approach to Market Street,
Hon. Nishi persuade the Otto to go more
gingerish.
care it true You are completely void
of any VARIETY of fear?'' ] ask it with
what breath I can use up.
Completely so,' he relapse with
modesty. s1To be a Chatter a persons
must be accustomed to look Death in
the teeth; so what could he fear from
mere human mans2''
I wer admiring this fearlus super gen
: tleman who was not scarf of nothing
when-of suddenly by street corner one
Hon, Police make hop-out with bounds.
Stop-it your Carl he dib.
(Obedient. stops by Hon. Nishi)
How many times I told you about
carelus manner You twist the handle
crank of Hon. Machine to danger life
& lin of passengers on sidewalk ]
warn you oncely again & no more, i'm
putent Japanese puppy-eat of Chat
fert Will you obey or go jaila''
81 will obey, pleasel'' revoke my
: Hero with stotter of voice, which is
sure symptom of timid frite
So slowly Nishi continue on with
chaste & Plus automobile. He let me
| sadly off befront Of Patriots of Japan
Board & Lodging; and when I alighted
down it were a society scandal among
japanese naybors. Running back
forthly; throw-open of windows; and
nearly riot everywhere.
| were such celebrated person an6
! manicure of every eye, so I was obligt
to tip Hon. Nishi 10c. & dismiss hin
: with proud expression. Honks from
2 him. When I intend to go to my room
/ were escorted by twenty-five Japa
nese friends to include Uncle Nish
with kimono & derby hat. I escape tt
my bedsted & lock away their questions
which is less intelligent
Pretty soonly little Annie Anazumi
make tap-tap to my door. I permit he
enter because she are childish requir,
education
Chow do it feel to ride in otto
mobile, Uncle Togo?" she ask-it.
tChildly Japanese, renig. "if yo,
wish to have the sensations you asl
You must put your head in a f1our-sacl
& jump off high building"
81 should not care to try such
jump say Annie, "beeause I are no
used to it,
Never try it for first time,' OK
asperate. 'FBecause who knows whe
it might become habit2"
So I go-sleep quite weary,
Hoping You are the same,
Yours truly.
HASN'T MIRA TOGO