The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-06-19

EVENINs1s JUNE I'D, 1909.
Casthro defied wen, Thaydore Ros-
enfelt, as was his custom, his indigna-
tion knew no bounds. Says L to ms-
silf: Goodbye Gasthro, ye've had 4
good run FIR ye'er money but it's all
day with We now An what happen
ed? Divvie e. thing. There was an
explosion that shook tn lid Off tn sky.
Th' notion waited with bated breath,
as Hogan says, while our gr-rand navy
rushed TO Vinzwala. An 10 an be-
hold, whin twas all over, there set
Casthro tn same as iver Newthin'
liver touched him.
An there he might've been to this
day, mind We, but FIR his mistake an
our splendid diplomacy Something
wint wrong with tn inteeryor iv th'
fine little la-ad an he med up his mind
to go to Germany to have it mended.
That's TIL usual way. Thrust ye-er
own doctor but IL we want to know tn
worst go to Germany. So Casthro
called in tn la-ad that he'd made vice.
prisidint. a pathrite be tn name iv Go
mes. Comes washed his hands, put on
his coat an come In. Emmanuel
says tn little man. I'm goin' to Ger
many to have some nicissry repairs
made in me- he says. Yes. ye-er ex-
Icellency,' says Comes. While Tn
away, ye will r-run our fatherland,
says Casthro. Put amy money We
find in tn large dhrawer marked Per-
sonal, c., c.. see that tn jails iv our
fair country are kept occupied an,
tn frindly powers, says he Th' on'y
frindly power to Vinzwala is mesilf,'
he says. now hand over tn reins iv
Office to We Act acordin' to ye-er own
Judgment an if ye don't act right I'll
be back in two months time an skin
We alive he says. .Excellency,' says
tn faithful Comes, I owe ivrything to
We, life, position, honor. This new
proof iv ye'er affiiction is overwhel-
min but / will show mesilf worthy iv
1T. ] will sarve We till DEATH he says.
An Casthro give him his hand to kiss
an got aboord tf' boat an steamed
away to Germany.
We'll, sir, he hadn't been out iv tn
harbor an hour befure a adhreadful riv-
olution broke out in Vinzwala again
him. Like tn gallant uprisin iv tn
people in our gr-reat sister republic iv
Pannyna, tn news was first rayceived
In Washington 'Tis wonderful how
tn news thraveIs in these dogs iv wire
less tillygrafts but tn first Comes
knew iv tn determined uprisin' to end
tn rule iv Casthro was a message
firm Washington: Congratulations
on tn splendid outburst Nv pathritism
that has placed We at tn head iv our
sister republic. AS We know, tn en-
tire population rose an marched to tn
palace, tn ar-rmy took tn oath iv al
legance an tn conspirators iv tn fall
en- dynasty are in prison. TIL city is
blazin' with bone-flres an tn excited
multichood are burnin' a statue iv tn
base Casthro in tn public square. TIL
new prisidint has announced a policy
iv conciIyation to'ards furriners, will
settle all oustandin' debts an has in
vited tn ambassadures to return.
America, tn protistor iv constitutional
freedom jines with tn powers iv Eu-
rope that ar-re not so much so, in con-
gratulatin' ye-er excellency' An ans
wer come at wanst: Am on. Riv'lu
tion starts tomorrah. Sind rivolution-
lists c. o. d. (Signed) Comes
An there We dI-TS. w ull me LI1Elu
Ciprianio landed in Germany he got a
tillygram firm Comes addressed:
'Ex- prisidint Casthro' Since thin as
Il tell We, he's been tryin' to sneak back
home an they won't let go iv him.
I'm an American, says he. 'Ye're
South American, says tn powers
There's diff'rence,' says they. An
/ don't think he'll get back.
"He shudve stayed where he was"
said Mr.. Hennessy. 9Th likes iv him
have got to be careful"
That's where he made his mistake" ;"
said Mr.. Dooley. "Casthro thought tn
wurruld was bigger thin 1t is an that
he cud do as he PLACED in his own
house. But tn wurruld, Hinnissy is
crowded nowadays like a row iv hous-
es in city block. If ye're sthrong
an able-bodied We can do as We plaze
an go out in tn avenin' an sthrut up
an down th' sthreet with ye'er thumbs
in tn arm holes iv ye'er vest. An il
we ain't sthrong but have sthrong
house We can be a nuisance to ye'er
neighbors. But We mustn't come out
iv th' house or yen have ye'er head
punched"