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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper will be
pleased TO learn that there is at least
. one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all It's stages, ,Anj
that Is Catnrrh. Halls Catarrh Cus
is the only positive cure known 70
the medical fraternity. Catarrh be-
ing a constitutional disease. requires
a constitutional treatment Halls
Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation OF the dis-
ease. and giving the patient stren~.h
by building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing It's work.
The prorlLetors have so much faith
in its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case
that II fails TO cure. Send for list Of
testimonials.
Address F. J. Cheney a Co. Tole-
do. o.
Sold by all druggists. T5e.
Take Halls Family Pills for Coo
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
CHIEF DAIRY
BOSS BAILEY
KNOCKED OUT
CLEANER MILK, PURfR CREAM, SWEfTfR
DIARIES AND A LITTLE POLITICS
ALL IN ONE BILL

The general dairy act that state
Food and Dairy Commissioner
Bailey, Il. T. Judd and others have
been working on for the whole seS-
sion, struck rock and went down
Wednesday for lack OF votes. The
bill is aimed 20 secure inspection OF
dairies and creameries, greater
cleanliness hnd purer milk and cream
incidentally IL provides a few depu-
ties who may assist In making chief
dairy boss governor.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Reason Enfhroned.

Because meats are 30 tasty they
are consumed in great excess. This
leads 10 stomach troubles. biliousnoss
and constipation. Revise your diet.
LET reason and not a pampered Appe-
tite control, then take a few doses OF
chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets and You will soon be well
again. Try II. For sale at DR..
Stones Drug Store. Samples free.
Sold by ali dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Mrs. HctzcI is Drowned.

Corvallis, Or. Feb. 1S.-The bod,
of Mrs H. Hetzel, mother OF Profes
sor r. d. Hetzel OF o. A. c., was
found floating in the Willamette to.
day While In del'rious condition
she strayed from her home in this
city Tuesday afternoon or that night
No trace OF her was found until n
W. Newton went to his boat landing
about noon.
The woman had stepped into a boat
there. pulled off her gloves, and eth.
er fell or jumped TO her death. Her
clothing caught In willows about the
boat and these held her safe from
the current, The condition of the
body indicated tnat the unfortunate
woman had been in the water most
OF the time since her disappearance
No inquest was held.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Washington's Plague Spots

Lie In the low marshy bottoms Of
tho Potomac, the breeding ground OF
malaria germs. These germs cause
ehills, fever and ague. bilousness,
JaundIee, lassitude. weakness and
general debility, and bring suffering
or death to thousands yearly. But
Electric Bitters never fail TO destroy
them and cure malaria troubles
They are the best all-round tonic
and cure for malaria / ever used, {"
writes r. NJ. James. OF Louellen, 8. c.
They cure stomach. Liver. Kidney
and Blood Troubles, and will prevenT
Typhoid. Try them. soc. 0uaran-
teed by J. c. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

0! the ninth century, will be enacted
IN connection with the voyage OF the
ship. A king will be chosen by the
picked Norsemen. He will appoint
mobiles. oarsmen and spearmen. and
viii command the ship on It's trip TO
the fair grounds.
In the large amphitheatre the
king will woe and we'd a princess.
previously selected. and she will then
become his queen. The queen viii
be accompanied by 500 ladies in
waiting. dressed in the national cos
tame OF Norway.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
A Simple Trick.

It's an easy matter to keep your
joints and muscles supple--not mat
ter what your age be or how you have
suffered with rheumatism. Rub your
self night and morning with Ba.
lards Snow Liniment. Cures rheu-
matism. 5; nnesa, cramps, crick IN
The back, soe, neck or limbs, aud re-
lIoves ali aches and pains, Sold by
nj, dealers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

The abovo ia the name of German
chemical, which is one OF the most
valuable ingredients OF Foley's Kid
ney Remedy. Hcxamethylonetetra-
mine Is recognized by medical text
books and authorities as a uric acid
solvent and Anti-septic for the urine.
Take Folcy'B Kidney Remedy as soon
as you notice any Irregularities. and
avoid a nerlous malady j. @. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Great Chinese Doctor

Has medicine which VII cure ah'
known disease. He makes a special
~ Of. and guarantees 20 cure Catarrh
Asthma. Lung. Throat. Rheumatism
Debility. Stomach. Liver. Kidney
Troubles: aIso any blaekensd I"
swollen soreness. broken imbs;
Smallpox: Epidemic; all kinds OF
Boils, Lost Manhood. Female Weak
ness, Hernis Tronbles and Paralysis
Consultation free. Care OF fiek 80
Tong Co. Chinese drugs and herbs
16s High ST.. upstairs. Salem. OR.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

The noes we're Aplpegate. Barrett
Bean. Bedillion. Bones. Brandea
Campbell, Corrigan. Dimick. Farrell,
Greer, Hatteburg. Hines, Hughes.
jackson, Jones OF Douglas, Jones OF
Clackamas, Libby. Mahoney, Mana,
Mariner. McCue. Mckinney. Meek.
Miller. Muncy. Munkers. orton. Pat
ton. Philpot, Purdin. Richardson. 3s.
The bill will probably be reconsla-
cred.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
VIKING TO VISIT
SEATTLE FAIR
limited Press Leased wire. !

Seattle. Wash. Feb. Is.-To build
viking ship, fully equipped and
man Il with picked Norsmen OF the
Northwest. take II across Lake Wash
iugton and land at the Alaska-Yukon
Pacific exposition grounds on Au-
gust 80. which 10 Norway day at the
fair. Is the plan Of the Pacific Coast
and other Norwegian
societies OF the coast.
The little plan. symbolic OF a story
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
The Crime OF Idiencss.

Idleness means trouble for anyone
II is the samo with a lazy liver. IL
causes constipation, headache, jaun-
dee. sallow complexion, pimpies and
blotcheS. loss OF appetite. nausea. but
DR.. Kings New Life Pills soon ban
ish liver troubles and build up your
health. 25c at J. @. Perry's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Bi9 Jap Arrives.

IUIINU TTVHH ItWHtU WIFI
Port Townsend, Wash, Feb. IS
One of the passengers of note who
arrived on the steamer Tango Maru
from Yokohama today is Commander
T. Hiraga OF the Imperial Japanese
navy, recently appointed as naval at
tache 10 the japanese embassy at
Washington. ID. {.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Fog that Terrible Itching.

Eczema. letter and salt rheum kesr
their Victims In perpetual to~men. An
application OF chamberiain's Salve
will instantly aIIay this itching, and
many cases have been cured BY its
use. For sale by DR.. Stones Drug
store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

The Jap Weavers' Association OF
Toxic has decided not 10 participate
in the Yukon Pacific fair. because the
Pacific coast people are inimieal 10
Jap immigration. II they think the
Pacific coast can be bull-dozed either
BY the East or the Orient they have
think coming.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Worn Out.

That's the way you feel about the
lungs when you have hacking cough
II is foolishness TO let II go on and
trust to luck TO get over It. when Bal
lards HorehOund Syrup will stop the
cough and heal the lungs.
Price 25e, soc and 800 per bottle
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

A cough that has been hanging IN
for over two months by taking Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup. If you hava
a cough don't wait-stop II at onos
with this wonderful remedy. splen.
did for coughs. colds on chest. innu-
ehEa. bronchitis and pulmonary
troubles. Price 2be. soc and 400
Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

Did YOU ever notice how many
jobs you can get when YOU are hold
tng one. and how hard II is 10 get
one when you have none?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
Mr.. CAMPBELL
ATTACKS THE
COMMISSION

here asking $1,000 or $4,000. They
started with an allowance OF ex-
penses, Then they hired a secretary
and opened an once and the peop'e 9
could never get rid Of them. IL
passed.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

Discussion OF a commission carry.
ing $1,000 for expenses aroused the
ire OF Campbell OF Claeksmas. nc
said II would only be a few years
when this commission would be
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

Kodol fo- Dyspepsia and Indigss
tion does the ordinary work OF the
stomach. 50 that by taking a little
KOdOl every now and then you ca0-
not possibly have Indigestion or any
form Of stomach trouble. Sold by
ell druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

Many people In this world believe
In front" That's why some spend
three thousand dollars year for
rent and thirty cents a day for food
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

More people contract pneumonia
from keeping their mouth open talk
ing about things they know nothing
about than from any other cause
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

A pair of deuees in the hand is
better than a royal flush In the dis
card.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

a wild young fellow OF New York
city quarreled with his father and
came out 10 Oregon, Just 20 show the
old man what he could do, and how
he could do IL without his dads aid
lie has shown him. for he is nov in
jail az Portland, and he got in with
out any help from his father.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

L. s. Attorney General BOnaparte
writes a syndicate editorial showing
why 50 many prosecutions fail. lie
misses the main reason, which is that
milk and water men are sometimes.
in fact TOO often, made the proseout-
ing Officers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

No, Maudie, when the legislature
adjOnrns the members thereof will
not be ex-honorables. they will only
be eX-legislators
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18
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When an applicant for admission
20 citizenship is asked by a blamed
fool Judge. Who makes the laws for
the United States?' how can be an
swer? He doesn't know whether the
judge alludes TO the tariff laws. ship
subsidy, or rebating, Could any one
answer?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

Some peoples charity Is confined TO
the distribution OF lemons.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-02-18

Keep laughing. Toars neyor
made any one fat.
Evening star., 1909-05-30
MINNESOTA REAL ESTATE

$50 BUYS lot 40 it. $50 f. located main boulevard
from Mime Lake Minnetonka. Terms S. down.
IS per Mo Reference, Peoples Bank Write for partcu
lars Savage & Co., Railway Bldg, Minneapolis, Mimi
Evening star., 1909-05-30
By Lawrence Hodges


n light travels at
nous rate of speed. some one
hundred and e1ghtysix thousand miles a second
But there some peculiar and interesting
arguments based on this Now. for to see
an object that gives out light. we have to wait
until the light wave reaches eyes OF
course this is not very long in the of
candle or lamp. but in the suns case it takes
eight minutes after it has peeped over the
horizon for to 1t. because the sun is
nlnety-two million miles away
In the vast realms of space there some
suns SO far away that their light. though
coming toward at the enormous rate men,
toned has not reached us yet and there
also some whose light we see and shall continue
to see for many years which have gone out.
The term for distance IN astronomy is light
year or the distance light would travel in
year going one hundred and eIghty-slx thou
sand miles second.
Reflected light travels at the same rate.
SO the sunlight shining on objects on the earth
is reflected off into space and If the other
worlds were inhabite and possessed telescopes
powerful enough they would see the same thing
transpirlng on the earth at different times
Thus if such telescope was possible. as there
are plenty of heavenly bodies forty-five light
wears and more from us. observer stationed
on one of these, instead of seeing the battle OF
Gettysburg in 1904. would see it transpiring N
all its glory in 1909 Or if great mirror was
placed on one twenty-five and half light years
away we should see ourselves at the present
time reflected from the mirror.
Light travels in straight lines going through
only one medium. but when it goes from one to
another, as from air into glass. the ray is bent.
That is why We can take two prisms placed
Evening star., 1909-05-30

rays on coming from the ether to the air.
AS air Is the denser. the light is bent to-
ward the perpendicular down. SO that we
actually see the sun before 1t has risen, though
it takes eight minutes for its light to get to us
The same phenomenon Is observed at sunset
Everyone has noticed IN the summer how long
it takes the sun to go down when 1T gets away
in the west 1t seems to hang in space
quite STILL and then suddenly sinks out of
sight When it is hanging thus. it has really
already set and we see it merely on account OF
its bent or refracted rays As the suns light IS
composed of RAYS of many different colors. and
the red light is bent most that Is why the
sun appears red at sunrise and sunset for the
red IS first to get to and the last to leave
In we had atmosphere less dense
than the ether to bend the light then the fast
est component of the suns light would reach
us first. This is the violet Therefore at
sunrise and sunset the sun would be a violet
sun. changing somewhat rapidly through blue
and green to its generally observed appearance
of brilliant whiteness Also in this case we
should not the until it had already
been above the horizon several minutes.
Evening star., 1909-05-30

A S everyone probably knows.
"A light travels at an enor-
nous rate of speed, some one
Evening star., 1909-05-30
A SPRING SONG

Though | might know that coming years
A cross to me were bringing.
Ny soaring soul would follow still
Where er my fancy led.
For all it needs to tune my harp
And set my heart a-singing.
Is the dear green earth beneath me
And the sky above my head
-Edetk Harrington
Evening star., 1909-05-30

CALIFORNIA LAND 81 cash payment. Balance
purchase month per Close Francisco
No taxes No s-acre Level rch clear:
Ready plow Irrigated Perpetual rights lmmedi
possession Particulars maps. photographs free.
STEVENSON Colony, I.I4 Marke, Street. San Francisco
Evening star., 1909-05-30
CALIFORNIA REAL ESTATE

ORANGE, ALFALFA. VINEYARD AND FRUIT
lands. San Joaquin Valley California Unequaled
SOIL abundant 800 and up Make indepen
dent few years Booklet "San Joaquin Valley. and"Ihe
Earth months free C. l. Seagraves, Gen Coon alton
Agent, A l. s. F Ry. II72B Railway Exchange. Chicago
Evening star., 1909-05-30

The Rich Mans Barber
Corfru
Continued from page ?


and actual lack of wealth is compensated by
many favors bestowed by the generous en-
ployer. There are not only the tips in plenty.
but. more important still. there IS the oppor-
tunIty for intimate compromising with the
rich class
One rich mans barber says. My employer
takes me to Lakewood for the winter. and
often asks me to go automobile riding with him
go as matter OF business The other day he
asked me how much money | had saved |
told him had about two hundred Put every
dollar on my tip. he said. and named horse
at New Orleans The tip didn't go through.
but the governor lost thousand to my two
hundred | tell you. boss has got to be close
to an employee to do things like this
Some years ago young German had char
in of the big shops near a railroad station
One of the rich customers took fancy to the
mans work and finally hired him outright. and
now the lucky barber tours the world with his
employer. gong to Europe. Florida. Cuba. Cali
forlia. and elsewhere His sole business is to
shave his employer once day
A Social Companion
THERE is another rich employer who often
has his barber visit him socially He does
not give tips that is expressly understood.
He pays his fifteen dollars month to his bar
ber instead But the customer is about seventy
years Old his family IS now all gone. and he is
much alone his Fifth-ave mansion Every
Sunday night. special request. the barber
"a
Eight o'clock
Enter the barber in full dress
George I'm glad to you.
soon the two men are smoking fOrty-cent
cigars and passing a pleasant evening The
rich host is one of America S largest manufac-
turerS
On Monday morning however. the man
barber again. and his call purely professional
Some "Work" for Tips
USUALLY the type OF men that successfully
quality as rich mems BARRIERS in the private
house trade are above working the employer
for tips: but there exceptions
This particular private barber employed
by eccentric globe trotting customer
II was asked to be there at eght-thlrty
clock. he said. and was always punctually
on time As entered and said good morning
as politely as | could, to my surprise my en-
ployer continued playing with a poodle: and.
instead of answering my greetings kept saying
to the dog Nice Jack, Nice jack This made
me furious | stood it as long as could. but
one morning decided teach him a lesson
As he began saying Nice Jack |
pulled out my watch and started for the door
What's the NATTER he asked gruffly Il am
supposed to be here sharp at half-past eight:
and | see you are busy | must go now =
Humphl Aren't you getting mighty partlcu-
lara'-'I usually deal with very particular
people l retorted in icy tone. He pulled
out fine cigar and handed it to me. | took it.
and he called his and ordered haf-pint
of VINE drink only after working hours. |
nerves steady After that he knew his place"
continued the barber with dignity He never
failed to double the size of his monthly pay
checks. making them thirty dollars instead of
fifteen
Evening star., 1909-05-30
PHOTOGRAPHY

EXPERT PHOTO FINISHING Promptly by mail Sat
isfacton guaranteed service Special Offer Any
roll film inches developed and returned
postpaid with Unmounted Velox Prints with order
write for regular list Robt Johnston, II North
Main Street, Wilkes Barre, Pa.
Evening star., 1909-05-30
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l have spent so years in the study of
teeth. and have put what I've learned in
book.
l want all to have it. So, to induce
you to write, have made the back page
worth 25c. 1t will buy for you Sanitary
Tooth Brush which druggists sell for 25c
and Csc.
One purpose of this book is to tell you
Evening star., 1909-05-30
Another Shave Within an Hour

A n amusing story is told by another of these
rich men 5 BARRIERS The wealthy man was
putting up Fifth-ave. He had just been
shaved: but in an hour hunted up his barber
by telephone. and said it time for still an
other shave
" But shaved you an hour ago. began the
ndiscreet barber
What is that to you. you rascal?" was the
immediate reply
The barber went at once to the mans sunp-
tuous suite. He is elderly man. with weak
beard. and didn't need shave any more than
an egg needs one but the barber had met &c
centric milllonaireS long before that day. and
knew how to please. Selecting his dullest razor.
after due ceremonies, he began brlskly going
through the proper movements. then. apply
ing one steamlng hot towel after another.
smoothed out the skin till it was like satin
With a .deft sprinkling of powder and few
other professional touches, he at last declared
the shave perfect
The millionaire looked critically in the mirror
and remarked with delight :" The best | ever
hadi" And he handed the astonished barber
a twenty-dollar gold piece
Most men would regard the ordeal OF three
shaveS day, morning noon, and night. as an
intolerabe nuisance. but not So very rich
merchant in New York proprietor of one Of the
largest retail shops. He Is a shrewd. hard
headed. self made man and is known for the
elegance of his taste IN dress
There has always been some mystery at
hours that another rich mans private barber
tells about His customer always has shave
on Saturday night at eight. another at eleven
then one on Sunday morning at eight. and
still another one at eight Sunday evening
An Employers Lesson
A MOTHER private barber says. My en-
ployer once failed to pay me for two
months He owed me thirty dollars. and be-
sides had been falling off in his tips | gave
him rotten shave. and was preparing to get
out Are you drunk this morning. he asked
feeling of his face Perfectly sober sir = Do
owe you anything Nothing. sir Oh. yes.
Come to think of it. two months pay - Well
this time. making it sixty dollars for keeping
you waiting
At the Point of Gun
A TEXAS cattleman sick in bed at one of the
Fifth-ave. hotels and unable to reach the
push button. used it as a buseye for a pistol
shot He hit the mark all right enough and
half the servants IN the house were soon scam
pering toward the room. to find out what the
trouble was.
Send me barber" was the cool explana-
ton. and also send me the bill for any dam
age! When | want a barber, must have him
What sort of hotel is this anyway"
When the barber arrived the revolver was
still on the bed
COME. don't be standing therei Get to
work." cried the sick man And if you draw
blood. off goes your headi
1t was a shave under difficulties The GUS
toner. however was not without appreciation
He made amends by saying. Take my bank
roll out OF my trousers pocket and help your
self to tive-dollar bill
Evening star., 1909-05-30
ODD PROPERTIES OF LIGHT

properly and see round a corner
A very peculiar thing along this
line is the bending of the sun S
Evening star., 1909-05-30
DR.. E. l.. Graves
Tooth Powder

have perfected this powder by life
times experience. l now use in it 13
ingredients, including antiseptics. You
should know what it means to you.
But the book also tells all else you
should know about taking care of the
teeth.
Just write me postal. or send me this
coupon. and will mail you the book. and
the cover worth IS cents Write me now
Evening star., 1909-05-30
CORPORATIONS

INCORPORATE YOUR BUSINESS IN ARIZONA
Least Cost Transact business keep books anywhere Pres
ident Stoddad. former Secretary of Arizona Free Laws
BYLAWS and Forms Reference Any Bank in Arizona
Soddard Incorporating Company Box Soo Phoenix Arizona