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Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
Secret OF HAPPINESS.

l have lived to know that the great
secret Of human happiness is this:
Never suffer your energies to stag.
nate. The old adage of "too many
irons in the fire" conveys an untruth
you cannot have too many-poker.
tongs and all--keep them going
Adam Clark.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
Generalization.

What makes the parrot so pro.
fane?"
We'll, num- answered the sailor
man, Il s-pose it's part my fault.
Every time l hear him speak a bad
word it mikes me so mad that he gets
a chance to learn a lot of new ones"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
CARRIER FOR THE MATTRESS
Handle Provides a Simple Method by
Which They Can Be Eas.
lily Moved.

When the housewife essays to re.
arrange the mattress on the bed she
knows that she has a big job on het
hands. A mattress is not heavy, but.
as everybody knows, it is exceedingly
cumbersome and difficult to handle,
being too thick to grasp in the hands
and has no projecting edge by which
it can be grasped. An Ohio man over
comes these shortcomings OF q mat
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
MUCH EXCITED
ABOUT CASE
Mrs. Justice Refuses to Allow
Operation and Is Relieved by
Cardui, the Woman's
Tonic.

Pedro, O.-"I suffered for IS years
with weakness and female troubles.
and nothing has done me so much good
as Cardui," writes Mrs. Martin B. JUS
tice, of Pedro, o. Before l took Car
dui, the woman's tonic, | became so
bad that my son, who Is a physician,
wanted to have me operated on, but |
refused and gave Cardui a trial. l had
been so weak | could scarcely stand on
my feet, but had taken Cardui only a
few days when I became so much
stronger. / had rrolapse and became
very much excited. but vas greatly re.
iieved as soon as | began to take Car.
aui. I thank you again and again."
Cardui is a pure vegetable extract,
of special benefit to women, at the
times when they need a tonic. For
over half a century it has been in use
by those who have known of it's bene-
fetal effects, and is today in use in
thousands of homes, where it relieves
and prevents pain and brings back
strength and ambition. Safe, reliable,
scientific, successful.
Try Cardui, the wOman's tonic.
NOTE-The Cardui Home Treatment
for women, consists Of Cardui SD,
ThedfOrd's Binck-Draught (25c), or
Vely0 t5Oc), for the liver. md Cnrdul
Antiseptic (5Oc). These remedies may
Ae taken Singly, by Themselves, II de-
sired. or three together, as a complete
treatment for wOmen'x Ills. Write to:
I4adiea' Advisory Dept, Chattanooga
Medicine Co., Chattanooga. Tenn. for
Special Instructions, and 84-page book,
.Home Treatment for Women" sent In
plain wrapper. on request.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
His FEELINGS.

Bessie-How would you feel if some
died and left you a fortune?
Harold-l'd feel sure that some one
proved that he was of unsound mind.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
Proper Love for Wife.

when a man really loves his wife
he ought to combine all his incest
sentiments toward other women into
q big sentiment for her.
He should show her the respect he
feels toward his mother, the polite
ness he shows other women and the
responsibility he feels toward his sis.
ter.
ITO all Of that he should add the
great love he should feel for a wife"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

There is no better way Of hiding
your light under a bushel than by
keeping your church letter in your
trunk.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

The average man thinks his bump
Of generosity is at least three times as
large as it actually is.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
DeviIed Kidneys,

Make a mixture of one teaspoonful
Of English mustard, one-third Of a
teaspoonful each Of cayenne and
white pepper, a teaspoonful of salt and
two tablespoonful of Worcestershire
sauce. Skin and pare six lambs kid.
neys, split them in two, without sep.
arating them, and run a small skewer
through the center of each. Broil them
slightly about two minutes. Roll them
we'll in the hot mixture, then in bread
crumbs, and broil them again for three
minutes on each side. Serve with
maitre d'hotel butter.
This is made as follows: Cream an
ounce Of butter and stir into it a ta-
blespoonful of lemon juice, a tea
spoonful of finely chopped parsley and
4 little grated nutmeg. Keep on ice
until wanted.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

A young widow can make a man be-
lieve he is making love to her, when
in reality she is making love to him.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

The girl who is quick to find fault
Is very apt to get left at the post In
the matrimonial race.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

Eggs. Eggs! how to get more eggs, my
successful method makes hens lay twice
as many eggs summer and winter. If you
want lots of eggs write to Mrs. K. Alley,
New Madrid, Mo.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
Instant Relief for All Ewes.

that are irritated from dust. heat, sur or
wind. PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. 25c. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

We know OF no other medicine which has been SO sue
cesstul in relieving the suffering Of women, or secured so
many genuine testimonials, as has Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
In almost every community you will find women who
have been restored to health by Lydia Z. Pinkham's Veg
etabIc Compound. Almost every woman you meet has
either been benefited by it, or knows some one who has.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn, Mass, arc files con-
tanning over one million one hundred thousand letters from
women seeking health, in which many openly state over
their own signatures that they have rcgained their health by
taking Lydia Z. Pinkha1n's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has saved
many women from surgical operations.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is made ex-
clusively from roots and herbs, and is perfectly harmless.
The reason why it is so successful is because it contains
ingredients which act directly upon the female organism,
restoring it to healthy and normal activity.
Thousands Of unsolicited and genuine testimonials such
as the following prove the efficiency Of this simple remedy.
Minneapolis, Minn.:-"I was q great sufferer from female
troubles which caused a weakness and broken down condition
OF the system. L read so much of what Lydia Z. Pinkham's
sure it would help me, and | must say it did help me wonder.
fully. Within three months 1 was a perfectly we'll woman.
81 want this letter made public to show the benefits to he
derived from Lydia q. Pinkllams Vegetable Compound."-
Mrs.JohnG 6. Moldan, Gil Second St.North, Minneapolis, Mimi.
Women who are suffering from those distressing ills
peculiar to their sex should not lose sight of these facts
or doubt the ability Of Lydia Z. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound to restore their health.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
UNPLEASANT Encounters.

Does Bliggins meet his obliga.
si0ns?"
Frequently" answered Miss Cay.
enne. But he invariably snubs
them"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

Farmers Summer Trials.
What do you find the hardest work
connected with farming?'
collecting a board bill from you
city chaps when it's due"
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething. sOftens the gums, reduces In.
dsmmstion, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc Q bottle.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
PROOFmt the
MOr'ninQy

We tell you about how good youW
feel after taking a CASCARET-
that millions Of people-buy, use
and recommend them-But that's
talk-you buy a box now-take as
directed tonight and get the proof
in the morning-After you know
CASCARETS you'll never be
without them. o.
CAScARErS Ioc a box for q weeks
treatment. all druggists. Biggest seller
in the world. Million boxes 4 month.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

For Colds and Gripp-capudine.
The best remedy for Gripp and Colds il
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and
feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's Liquid-Enects immediately-l0,
5 and soc at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and inviR-
crate stomach. liver and bowels. Sugar-cOated,
tiny sranulcs, easy to take as candy.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

If a mans wife cuts his hair he is
entitled to a lot more sympathy than
he gets.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

HAVE YOU CHILBLAINSe
II 50. you will welcome Perry Davis Painki1fer. with
its soothing and healing effect. Equally good for rhcu-
matism ,lumbago or frost bites. ln25c, &c, SOC bottles.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
NOT A FAIR QUESTION

Mrs. Henpeck-John, what's your
honest opinion of my e hat?
Mr.. Henpeck-D0n't ask me, Mary.
You know you're much bigger and
stronger than | am!
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

After breaking a SIS bill the pieces
are soOn lost.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
FREED AT LAST
From the Awful T~ortures Of Kidney
Disease.

Mrs. Rachel Ivie, Henrietta, Texas.
saws: 81 would be u%ngrateful if | did
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

The silent man is more to be feared
than the garrulous chap.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

not tell what Doan's
Kidney Pills have
done for me. Fifteen
years kidney trouble
chung to me, my en-
lStence was one OF
misery and for two
whole years | was I'm.
able to 20 out of the
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

house. My back ached all the time and
| was utterly weak. unable at times to
walk without assistance. The kidney
secretions were very irregular. Doan's
Kidney Pills restored me to good
health, and | am able to do as much
work as the average woman, though
nearly eighty years old
Remember the namc-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents a box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

Don't abuse the rich; we can't all be
paupers.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16

paupers.
Lower coast gazette., 1909-10-16
Try Cardui, the woman's tonic.
HUNTS CURE

Z" VuV BuuHuHtVCU VUEC HOI lbNKN
diseases. II you suffer from any
such trouble, get q box from
your druggist and be cured.
Don't suffer the annoyance of
scnly, itching, burning or pimply
diseases Of the skin when n
so cent box Of HUNTS CURE
will relieve you. We guarantee
one box to cure any mi ease.
II 1t doesn't. you get your money
back without question. But one
box WILL cure. Just you try 1t.
You can get 1t at your druggist.
1t in the form Of a salve
and II easily applied. Remem-
her one box r. guaranteed to
cure any n case Of
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17

Complimentary Dance-A dance
Will be rendered to Misses Kennedy
and Tureotte of La PARA by a num-
Der of the leading young men, this
evening at WOOdmen Hall
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17

Browne 0 % 6 p O-19
Monte'y 0 0 0 o. 01 o. ,
Home run, Palm
Three base hit, Toles.
Two base hits, Wicks. Kowalsld.
Lopez
Sacrifice hits. McCintock ?. Toles
CObolini Gonzales.
otolen bases. Wicks, 2, McCHntock.
Griffith, Merritt. Cobolini. Kowalski
Vela, 3
Double plays: ToIes to Wicks to
Cobolini; Muris to Zepeda to Salinas.
Struck out, by Merritt 2 Cantu s.
Base on balls. off Merritt o.; Cantu,
2.
Wild pitch, Cantu, 2
Left on bases, Brownsville s; Mon
terey 4.
Hit by pitched ball. Palm. Caro-.
Umpire. Rowe
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17
Meteorological Report.

The following observations were
taken at the South Texas Garden for
the q hours ending at eight o'clock
today:
Brownsville, Texas, May 16, 1909.
Meteorological data for "a hours
ending at a. NJ today:
Barometer at Z p. N. yesterday 29.7 IS
Barometer at 7 a. m today 1888
Temperature at Z a. m. today. 1853
Maximum temp. yesterday 49,. $50
minimum temp. this morning TAB
Precipitation, trace.
Brownsville, Texas. May II. 1909.
Meteorological data for p hours
ending at a. m. today:
Barometer at Z p. IA. yesterday %. Is
Barometer at a. II. today .29.7S
Temperature at q. N. today 1911
Maximum temp. yesterday 49,. 81
Minimum temp. this morning .75.1
Tonight and Tuesday unsettled
weather; probably showers tonight or
Tuesday; light to moderate southerly
winds
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17

Brownsy'e 1 POL 0 0 x-9
Monterey % 0 0 0 0 0 0 %
Two base hit, Wicks.
Sacrifice hits, MeClintock Toles,
Palm. Cobolini.
Stolen bases, Toles 2, Unkel.
Double plays: Andreda to Vela TO
Salinas
Struck out, by Palm g. Cantu, 5.
Base on balls, off Palm 0. Cantu, >.
Left on bases, Brownsville II;
Monterey, l.
Umpire Baker.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17
Herald Want Ads

Small improved acreage near town.
240. J. p. AXsom. 28-tf
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17
Real Estate Transfers.

a. Houge to Jas. K. Kilgore, 20
acres near Harlingen. Consideration
$1,100.
The Lon c. Hill Town and I'm
provement Co. to the Seventh Day
Adventist Association lot u, block
80 Harrington. Consideration 81
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17
New Enterprise in Show Line.

-fCA EEiSE Prise III fSilJN &4t3it.
1t is evident that the people OF
Brownsville viii not lack for places
Of amusement this summer. Already
there are three motion picture houses
here. and the newest thing in the
amusement line win be an aerdome
which viii consist of both motion pic,
lures and vaudeville acts to be To-
Gated on 18th street between Eliza
beth and ,Levee streets, the promoters
of this new enterprise being Thos. r.
Tumlinson and D. n. Boston OF Los
Angeles, Cal. Work on the erection
of the aerdrome will be begun tomor-
row, and when completed it will be
55xS0 feet. inside dimensions. Mr..
Tumlinson stated this morning that
everything for conducting an enter
prise of this character has been or
defed and is the best that can be
bought. They expect TO open in about
ten days.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17
MONTEREY YIELDS
TO BROWNSVILLE
THE ROME TEAM TAKES THREE
STRAIGHT GAMES.
Brownsville Found It Pretty Easy
Pieking-TIle Last Game Was Not
Even a Contest Brownsville Just
CIouted the Ball in the Last Game.

Even Contest Brownsville just
ClOuted the Bali in the Last Game.
Every game Of the three played
between Brownsville and Monterey at
the Brownsville Baseball Park was
taken by the home team in walk
Saturday afternoon and again yes
terday afternoon, the Brownsville
boys defeated the Monterey aggrega-
ton in one-sided games before very
small crowds.
The scores We're: Saturday 9 to 0,
Sunday IS to 2.
Palm, the local slab artist, on Sat
urday did not allow the visitors to
make hit.
Only one of them reached first base
and that on account of Halls error in
left, mufing a pop fly. During the
game only % men faced Palm. Aside
from pitching an excellent game.
Palm also got in some good work
with his stick. making two hits in
Saturdays game and two in yester-
days game One was a home run.
being the first one knocked on the
local diamond this season. Yesterday
everybody hit for the locals. there
be1Ag p hits made off the Monterey
twifier. While ) hits were made off
Merritt, the local pitcher yesterday.
yet really they should not be counted
as such, as Merritt did not exert him
self or even try to pitch, merely
throwing straight balls that the Wis
itors might hit it, and thus give the in
and out field little practice. The
story of the two games is told by the
following tah,,,;;i,tie,;; hAoroe.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17

The Grover Cleveland memorial
committee, Chicago, has appointed a
finance committee to raise $3.50, 900
for a statue to be erected on the
lake front.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17
NIarriage License.

FaustinO Longoria and Manuela
Abrenze; Francisco Palacios and An
drea Galvan
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-17

Big Cotton "Patch.-Deputy Sher-
ii Il. Y. Kring of Lyford was Wis
itor in town today In addition to
his duties as peace officer, Mr. Kring
is also planting extensively, and
states that he has 290 acres planted
in cotton on his farm near Lyford
The Rio Grande Pantitorium has
been sold by Thos. R. Tate to B. J.
kOwalski- Mr.. Kowalski viii take
charge in few days.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17
FLOUR MILL AT TRINITY.
a Long Felt Want Supplied by Prog
rcssivc Union.

Salem, Black River, April 14.--The
biggest rain for over q year fell here
yesterday and puts a stop to farm
work for several days.
The oat crop i'm all this section,
Mayesville. Salem. Pudding Swamp,
bids fair 10 be bumper one.
The Trinity Union (SuInter Coun-
ty) Flour Mill is nearing completion.
Two orders each for so bis have benn
received; one from local unions IN
another county and one from mer-
chant.
The Trinity. Shiloh, and Pudding
swamp farmers have pledged them
selves TO grow wheat COR five years
To guarantee the promoters OF the
flour mill dividends on their outlay.
The fact that an up~to-date Ro,.er
MIL Is here should encourage wheat
growing for many miles around.
Ye business mon Of Sumter better
get IN closer touch with this section
hy straight dirt-road, and by cx-
tending the Belts Railroad into Sum
ter and on to Trinity, Shiloh, Turbe-
vile, Olanto and Lake City.
EWD
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17
CLEVELAND CHARACTERISTICS
Good Listener AS Well As Talker
And Absolutely Honest of Mind.

Great men are so often great
bores; admirable, but interesting
chiefly as curiosities. Friendship sell
dom thrives on greatness It takes
two to make a quarrel or a friend
ship. 1t requires giving as well as
receiving. Greatness is apt to con-
sumo the capacity for real friend
ship. Mr.. Cleveland, however, was
one of those who made and kept real
friends. Het set great store by them.
He liked to be with them. Naturally
they liked to be with him-not how
ever, because 1t was an honor and a
privilege and a liberal education mere
ly, but because he was such good
company. His humor, sympathy and
simple frfendliness, which the world
at large had little chance to see,
were the most characteristic things
about him to those who saw him
most.
He was not great talker. Once
in while something would start him
going, and he would run on for half
an evening with "reminiscences and
comments on men and events-won-
derful talk which ought to have been
recorded even If never printed-but,
for the most part, he let others do
the talking; he listened. Like many
men Of attainment, though not all,
he was a most inspiring listener, with
flattering manner of regarding you
while talking, as If your views upon
the topic of conversation were quite
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17
Farm Dots.

Some weeks ago I stated that a Sa-
lem farmer had made $4,000 an acre
return from hay after an oat crop
Below you will find results of a one
morse farm in Cherokee county that
shows net profits of $4,000 per acre
on land valued at $1,000 per acre.
Have We not some Sumter county far
mer that will try this year to beat the
results as given in u. s Bulletin No.
S12? Keep accurate accounts of all
expenses and publish The result.
1t is time to be working for it If
we would break the record.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17
BAIDwtT WILL CASE SETTLED.


Los Angeles. Cal. April 14.-The
lari.est law fee ever paid on this coast
1or brief services goes to the attor-
nsys for Mrs. Lilly Bennett Baldwin
forcing a settlement of Lucky Bald
wins will. IL is approximately 1900
coo. and will be paid out OF the es-
tatu tn ex-Gov. Henry T. Gage and
Walter J. Trask. OF this city. and Car
reif McEnery. of San Francisco. The
formee " to receive 100000. Trask
$4,000 and McEnery the remainder.
Ms Baldwin will receive s1,4OO,-
Oot Tor herself. and she is apparently
well satisfied. II develops that the
widow IN To- retain only $1,000 n
month OF the s3.O00 monthly allcw-
ante for the support granted her q
Tr4' days ago by the court. the re-
mSlader To be equally diviocd he
t~ten Mrs Anita McCiaughry. OF
Sen Francisco. and Mrs. Clara stock
or, % Arcadia. BaIdwin's daughter
Mrs. $elhy. n daughter In Oakland
Etes Sl35,O00 cash besides $1,000.
wurth of land left her. Doldwin's
other daughters get the residue ol
the $4,000. 900 estate.
a remarkable feature OF the set
tleincnt Va that II has been erected
within month OF the death of tn,
muiti-millionaire and without the fit
INK Of slnsle paper. II was d sor
OF Davy Crockett compromise. Don
shoot said the Baldwin heirs. we
'Sorne down"
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17

monition that when a fish struck ba
must keep his thumb off the reel nm
I'll the fish swallowed the hook
presently a beautiful fis,. struck. and
struck hard, but flo2ped off.
i told you to keep your thumb of
the reel" said the guide.
Il didn't have my thumb on tho
reel" was the reply.
"Rut,' ne added. in relating the
story, Il oughtn't TO have said that.
l m AFRAID my thumb 81 iazed the reel:
I've thought of it again and again: II
wasn't right for me to contradict
him. The guide couldn't answer
oacX' and he actually looked as
troubled about it as if it had happen
ca that morning instead of years ago.
no Iurther reference was made to
the story by either of them until sud-
denly a couple of DAYS later Mr.
cleveland said: 'T'd like to show
you just how my thumb was with
reference to that reel" and he films
trated with his rod.
wen, If that was the position :.
said his friend, "it didn't tigbten the
iine In the least and you were a,l
right"
Inc other thought it over a mo-
ment. We'll, / hope So" he said .r
hope so.'
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17

interest and depreciation on
machinery at 20 per cent. 41.9O
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17

as worthy of attention as his own.
He really believed so. He knew that
he was not brilliant, and thought that
he had no extraordinary gifts
and he was right. There was MOTH
ing extraordinary about his qualities
except the degree to which he had
developed them
he was the honestest man I ever
Knew" as certain distinguished law
yer said who had known Mr.. CIeve-
land long and intimately. 1t seemed
to be an innate quality and manifest
ed itself early in life, not an acquired
characteristic, as with many children
who turn out to be good men after
all. 1t was the only precocious thing
about him as child. He could hard
ly have been more than 4 or years
old when one day he was found cry
ing bitterly because a peddler who
had visited the house had accidental
ly dropped a pair of suspenders and
was now too far down the road for
the little fellow to catch up with him
and return them.
Truth was a passion with him. al
most mania. One Of his friends
tells a story to the point. Mr.. Cleve-
land had been relating his first ex-
perience in killing a salmon: the
guide had given him the usual adj
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1909-04-17
Farmers Union News
Practical Thoughts for Practical Farmers
Conducted Dabbs Farmers Union Of Sumter



senweeiy publication
The first be Union and
Practical Farmers which conduct win be my
aim to give the Union
omcers and members
Also publish clippings and Govern
ment Bulletins think our readers ORR
gnai articles
will be appreciated n
Trusting this Department will concerned
All communications Department should be sent to w Dabn
Mayesvile. . "