The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-17

space on his head-top has been used
as a roofgarden and convention place
by flies for untold generations. In
warm weather, the sun pierceS through
his hat on his bald place much to his
discomfort, While in the winter the
cold winds blow through his head
gear across his hairless epidermis I'M
til it feels Ike the North pole.
When he forgetS his misfortune in
sleep even his own children will tickle
the bald place with straw. At all
times strange youths have pointed the
finger of scorn at him. A Bible MARIA
tive tells how children furnished a
supper for lady bears for teasing a
has no like revenge. His only recourse
is to ill-f1tting wigs. which persist in
leaving headquarters at inopportune
times. or he must put up with nature S
unadornment of his head. Verify, it
seems it is better to possess natural
hair, even if the color scheme thereof
be somewhat noisy. than to have no
hair at all. (The writer of the above
is unprecedented. His hair is sorghum
hue.)
A Topeka mar is composing a song
entitled: kiss Me Not On My Cold
Sore
There is economy in having grown
girls in the family. Generally their
mother can veal their oyershoes.
used to break his leg by falling when
walking on stills?
IN winter mornings most people re-
solve to get up real early-in the
beautiful summer daWnS."
a Topeka boy says when he called
on his girl last night he lost SIS behind
the stove. Funny place to spoon.
Notes and Personals.
Miss Laura Morgan, who has been
confined to her home with illness for
some time, has recovered and is able
to be at work for the Central Sash &
Door company.
H. L. Pope, a former North side man
now of Hutchinson, is visiting relatives
here.
Miss Jennie Highsmith of Howard is
visiting friends in Topeka.
Bradford Kutz is working in the
Santa Fe mechanical department.
J. H. FOUGHT has, returned from a
short visit in Kansas City.
John Jackson who has been in Kan
sas City has returned home.
Ben. Williamson spent yesterday in
Maple Hill on business.
E. E. King OF Ozawkie has moved
to 1905 Kansas avenue.
Miss Rose Jackson will give a
birthday party at her home, S23 Jack
son street. tonight.
Don't forget the auction Saturday.
Furniture at your price. 423 Kansas
avenue.
The latest thing in games, Indoor
Baseball, 35c. BARS Wall Paper and
Book store.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Morns( of 1905
Quincy street, are the parents OF nine
pound BOY born this morning. Mr.. and
Mrs. Morns are among the best known
and most popular people of the North
side and vicinity.
Large red rocker only SO at Rutter's.
At the Bijou tonight: Painter family
quartette, moving pictures. Matinee
tomorrow afternoon.
The New Era Department store will
be open every evening until Christmas.
Miss Sadie Kelley left Yesterday for
Brownsville Mimi. for short visit
after which she will GO to Chicago to
make her home with her brother. Thos.
Kelley.
q inch velvet rugs. only $3.50 at Rut-
ter's.
The Degree of Pocahontas No 63 will
meet at the A. o. L. hall tonight. All
of the charter members who We're not
present at the last meeting are urged
to be present
Chase leather Morris chairs. special,
Sc, at Rutter'S.
Henry Varied has left for a visit
in his old home, Louisville, KY.
Round oak pedestal dining tables,
only $40. at Rutter's.
Three candidates will be initiated at
the meeting of the I. Q. o. f. Eugene
lodge No. 10 tonight. The team from
the South side lodge No. 40, will put
on the work. All the lodges of the city
are asked to be present A banquet
will follow the initiation ceremonies.
See Rutter for Christmas furniture
and rugs.
The E. G. S. girls were entertained
informally last evening at the home OF
Miss Helen Haynes on Harrison street
Those present were: Miss Sadie Baird,
Miss BeuIa h Botharn. Miss Eleanor Lu
kens, Miss Vera Bridge. Miss Bess
White, Miss BesS SheetZ, Miss Hazel
Botlxin. Miss Bess Rhodes, Miss Mar
garet Vail, Miss Mildred Baird.