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Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

i used to think 1t my duty to get
out my hammer ana commence to
batter away every time some fellow
L did not happen to mke scored a
touchdown. But l have quit It. l
have found out that the community
is generally on the side Of the win
ner. l have done lots of knocking in
my time, but / don't recall that any
Of It ever laid up any dollars in the
bank for me. You will notice that
the fellow who keeps his mouth shut
and saws wood is generally the win
ner at the end Of the race. Every
town has its hammer brigade. Take
an inventory Of the knockers in It and
you will find that they are generally
mighty small potatoes and few in q
hill. / know Of a thousand friends ]
have lost by my senseless knocking,
but can't recall ten that ] made by
it. used to want to buckle on my
sword and rush into battle every
time some fellow imagined was my
friend had grievance. During the
heat Of the battle ! would look across
on the side-lines and there | would
see this friend fixing up q truce with
his enemy, and was left selling my
strength and friends for q mess OF
pottage. My friend. our hammers will
pay us the biggest dividends when wsl
keep them at home locked up in the
barn.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

Gallantry from the Topeka Capt.
tai: A Colorado man says his OBJ
servatIon is that only ugly women
vote" But there are no ugly wo-
men. The only difference between
women in this respect is that some
of them are less beautiful than others.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

brother Philander." said our min
lister to our head deacon one night
last winter. I'VE are winning a glor-
ious victory. We had more people to
church last night than they had at
that wicked theatre down town. The
interest in our revival Is wonderful"
Yes" replied Philander very sol
EMMY. but things would be different
II the theatre was free and we charg-
ed an admission" Old Phinnder has
been in the game too long to be fool
cd By appearances.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

The Lawrence World tells a story
Of local minister Who listened close
" to the hymn and caught toe LADY
msmbers Of his choir singing: Yield
not to fllrauon, for flirting Is sin;
some sister vim help you a brother %
VIA"
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

1t is worth something to live on the
Freak Highway even if the cars don't
stop.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

saiina merchants have cut out fake
sdsoftlsins. Good scheme.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

You win notios that the tariff and
other wrongs Of a political nature al
ways hurt the fellows who have never
been able to set office more than any
body else.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

The member Of our church who
does the most talking at all open
business meetings and who makes the
longest prayers at our revivals. Is
at the bottom Of the list on the min
ister's salary.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

he nerl DC eFo1t win Be- ne ~
rs machine ondd,n tour.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

The Hon. william Blowloud has
had little bad luck. Hon William is
always telling about his college
days and how his father owned the
biggest farm in all Of Broad county,
Ohio. The other day q man who
lives where Hon. Blowloud was raised
dropped into town. He says Hon.
Blowloud's father was janitor Of 3
small school house and Hon. him
self never got out of the fifth grade.
Old man Blowloud finally skipped the
country and left a lot Of debts be-
hind. The present Hon. VIM. Blow
loud lived around with the neighbcrs
for awhile and finally LEFT with q
one-ring circus as roustabout.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

1 used 70 thlnk was pretty smart.
but I an Just as ordinary = fool as
ANYBODY else. The other day ! sent
auay . dine IN ansEer 70 an adver-
tIusnonl n q cheap magazine.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

Old Bill Shiftless has black eye
and his face is badly skinned up. Bill
is of an inquisitive turn of mind and
always wants to know everything.
The other cay he saw two business
men talking confidentially to each
other. Old Bill sauntered up between
them and prepared to take in every
word they said. One of the business
men hauled off and smashed him one
in the eye and the other business
man kicked him when he was down.
Both business men appeared befoi 9
the police Judge and after stating
their case were discharged by the
Judge with few words Of COM
mendation. Old Bill was lectured
severely and ordered to stay out on
the farm for ten days and not come
to town. The wave Of reform against
buttinskys is beginning to bear rich
and Juicy fruit.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

Old bachelors look At the photo
graphs in the bottom Of their trunk =
blamed sight less than you think they
do.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

The singing and whistling soul that
keeps the cup OF the neighbOrhood
full of Joy as he labors throughout
the day exists only in novels. In
everyday life the soul that insists on
singing and whistling all the time is
the one that the neighbors want to
see dangling at the end Of a rope
suspended from the cross beam Of a
telephone pole.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

You can't always tell by appear
ances. The travelling man with thu
SWEETEST clothes doesn't Always gel
the biggest salary.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

/ used to get rid Of book agents by
telling them 1 did not want their
wares, but have changed tactics. !
now lie and tell them have about
the same thing they are selling at
home.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

have noticed that the man who 4
always telling how he likes to ge
up early and NOV his lawn is tn
fellow who always hires it done.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05

Nine out of ten Of the fellows who
are always claiming that the world
owes them a living send their wives
out to collect 1t, while they sleep
away in the shade.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1909-08-05


Not all the writer's Of good para
graphs are on the daily papers. Bert
P. walker OF the Osborne Farmer, q
weekly out In western Kansas, is
quoted as freely as any writer on
the Kansas press. His best work is
done under the caption Musings Of
the village Deacon" Here Is last
weeks column:
Bert Walker, 'OsbOrne Farmer"
These are the stirring times when
one good harvest hand Is worth
twenty-six crack pool players.
You will notice that It isn't always
the smart fellow who gets into office.
The smart fellow generally stays out
Of politics.
get pretty mad and swear a good
deal about the hot summer days, but
I forget all about 1t whenever they
bring in a dish Of fresh peas and new
potatoes.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
SIMPLE WASH CURES ECZEMA,
Why Sasves Fail While Simple
Liquid Has Accomplished Thou
sands Of Cures

1t Is now thoroughly established
among the best medical authoritis -
that eczema is purely skin disease,
due to a germ. ard durable ont.
through TIL" skin. 1t Is not blood
disease at all; in fact. thousands Of
people suffer with skin disease ana
are perfectly healthy otherwise. and
thereby prove they have M diseased
blood
SmearS saivcs cannot reach the
germs because they d. not penetrate
the skin. The only way to reach the
germs is by means Of n penetrating
liquid,
Such a liql id can me obtained by
simply mixing ordinary oil Of
wintergreen with thymo'. glyecr-
in" and other healing agents
This compound. known ax n
u. u, Prescription. stops the itch in
staatly-and the cures all appear tn he
permanent. In fact. 1t took thousands
Cf cures. case after ease. before the best
scientific authorities were convinced of
the absolute merit of this remedy. u.
u. II, Presc riptinn kills the germs in
the itching skin, Its effect is seen
within one minute after the first APP
plication. We especially recommend
u ID. d. Soap in connection with the
treatment
Geo. Freisheimer. Missoula.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
THE CHRISTIAN AND THE TURK

Next week the Winston company
vii present a bright. breezy comedy
drama. The play ahocnds with catchy
lines delivered with impartial refer
ence as to whom they may affect The
title OF the play is 1.aBelle Marie" and
Mrs Winston will be seen in role
for which she Is especially adapted.
The present bin. The Christian and
the Turk" viii continue for the bal
arce of the week. with a matinee Sat
urday. Mr.. Lionel wishes IL stated
that parents need not be afraid tn send
their children unaccomranied as Miss
Van Dyke and Mr.. Moulton. who may
ba found in the front of the house.
viii give the lite ones their persona:
attention.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
ALL YOUR STOMACH 5
TROUBLE GOES
INDIGESTION. STOMACH GAS.
HEARTBURN OR DYSPEPSIA
ENDED IN FIVE MINUTES.

Every year regularly mare than a
million stomach sufferers in the United
States. England ard Canada take
ra3e's Diarersin and realize not only
Immediate but lasting relief
This harmless preparation will di-
1est anything vou cal and overcome n
sour gasSy or out~of-"r,lpr stomach
five minutes afterward
II Your meals don't fit aamfortahrv
or what you cat lies like lump Of
lead In your stomach. or if you have
heartburn. that is IL sign OF indigestion
Get from. your pharmacist a 50-cent
case of Pare's Diap"p~in and take
a dose just as soon HS you car
There will he no sour risjngs. no belcn-
ing of undigeSted food mixed with acid
no stomach gas ar heartburn. fullress
or heavy feeling i'm tn" stomach. ula~
sea. facilitating headaches. diZzzinc~.
ar Intestinal gripping. This will all 90.
and. besides. there will be no $ ur food
left over on the stomach to pot
son your breath with nauseous odors
Pape's Diapepsin is Il certain cure
for out-of-order stomachs, because il
takes hold Of vorr food and digcsts It
just the same AS if your stomach
wasn't there
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery is waiting for you at any
drug store
These large 50-cent cases contain
more than sufficient tn thoroughly cure
almost any case Of dyspepsia. indiges-
ton or any other stomach disorder.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
COEUR D ALEnE MAN
IS ACCUSED
CHARGED WITH GRAND LARCENY
NAPOLEON CLAUDE. JR.
is GIVEN HEARING.

The preliminary hearing Of NAPOLEON
Claude. Jr-. accused of grand larceny.
was held yesterday afternoon before
Justice of the Peace Small and nj the
close Of the case the court stated that
he would take the matter under advise
rent. Napoleon Claude. Jr.. VINO is "A
member of a we'll known family of
TIL" Occur d'Aienes. is alleged to have
killed Il steer belonging t. FELIX
Touehctte. near Huson. on August l.
ON the stand he claimed that th- kill
ing was mistake; that on the day
designated. he with Leonard Cvr. went
to the pasture and intended to corral
some steers. In the buach wtrc one
ar two animals which did not belong
To him and all attempts t. cut out
thn@" animals failed. So the herd was
driven into a samll corral That same
evening, the two men went IL the
corral and again tried t. scgregate
the unknown steers agian failing i'm
the attempt. Then Claude instructed
CEr to shoot one Of the steers Cyr
shot one, but it was the wrong animal
Claude explains his failure to report
the mishap tn the owner of the steer
Ia the fact that he wanted to fix it
~" with him.
Justice Small will not render his
decision until a transcript Of the evil
dence has been made. which will not
he for a day or two. In the meantime.
Claude is ut liberty under $500
bond.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
SEES THE BEAUTIES
Of VALLEY
DR.. COOK HAS PLEASANT AUTO
MOBILE TRIP FROM MIssouLa
TO HAMILTON.

STAFF t'nrreSpondence
Hamilton. pyt. ->.-Le@ying NisSnuIA
1T 1880 this afternoon U. '"'h Grove
from that city tn Hamilton in an auto
mobile that he might ha>s a gond view
Of the famous Bitter Root valley.
DIR, Cooks trip up the Valley was
uneVentfGl, marked only hy the 0aEn'-
ficent scenery at the Bitter Root
which. time after time. ELECTED the
enthusiastic admiration of the man Who
had seen the frozen north. The au:,.-
mobile that carried Dr. Cook ond Dr.
J +. Rowe IF the University of Mon
tana. and Roland J. Whit" If san
Francisco Was driven ny Joseph Breen-
an and the trip was rapid the distance
from Aissouia u Hamilton being mu',.
in a little more thau three hours n
another auto We're Tom ]. White,
Peter McEcigh and r T Ferguson
This is ii beautiful country said t."
explorer more than once and he re-
peat"d his assertion NJ the night IN
fore many times. when tie remarked
that nothing cou!I excel Montana a.
a place u spend thu summer During
his trip Dr- Cook. quiet az he il. vas
drawn from his RESERVE and consrracd
Freely and happily with his fcltoN
passengers telling uf his trip. of his
hopes. and nj his plans The pc
sonaHty of th" man was entirely sub
merged in his relating ~ his exploits.
but 1t is SAT" IT, say that there was
not man who heard him talk but
who was entirely convinced of his
vcracity and sincerity 4 short dis
lance the other side Of Lolo DR. Cook
left the ear and assisted it's other In
mates in pushing IL around an OBJ
struction. Willingly he bent his
shoulders to the wheel evidently
thinking nothing OF the incident. At
SieEensvilie he was introduced ;u
Amos Buck and nj Hamilton he was
h"Sieged by many who We're anxious
tn shake his hand. lie also posed for .
number nt pictures. DR.. Cook came AT
once To the Eavalli hotel and then went
10 the Lucas opera house for a brief
inspection of the thtater.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
Cure for Liquor Habit
Give orrine and Destroy All Desire
Sold Under Guarantee

orrine is the most successful cure
for the liquor habit that the world
has ever known. 1t is IA home treat
ment. given without publicity. deten-
ton from business or loss of time.
and is absolutely guaranteed If the
simple directions on each box are care
fully followed. So remarkable have
been the changes wrought for suf-
fering drinking men by orrine that
leading ministers. charity workers.
philanthropists and druggists every
where recommend the treatment
Thousands Of Endorsements have been
given for the remedy. Missouia Drug
60. has been selling orrine several
iears in this city. Read what they
say:
We have been selling ORRJNE for
; years and have had many people
tell US of the good results they have
obtained from using same. We be-
li"ve that okRlNE is one of the best
preparations of its kind on the mar
kct today and do not hesitate Ia rec
ommend ii To anyone in need OF such
Il preparation"
orrine is prepared i'm two forms M.
/. powder. absolutely rasteless and
odor.ess. given secretly in food or
drink. orrine No. > in pill form. is for
those who wish To cure themselves Or
rine costs 0nl'. 81 box. Write for free
0rrine booklet tmaiied in plain sealed
enVelope1. tn 0rrfne Co. Gal 0rrfne
Building. Washington. u. =. 0rrine Is
for sale in this city by Missoula DRUG
Co. Hammond block.
They know 0rrine is n reliable and
efficaeious REMEDY for drunkenness and
they will not offer you a substitute.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
PHILLIP KEITH DIES,
RESULT OF D|PHTHERIA

Phillip c. the 3ycar-old son of Mr.
and Mrs. Frank +. Keith. died ut about
O'Clock yesterday morning at the
fan lily home. 1915 Woodford street. Of
diphtheria. from which he had been i'll
only couple of days. Owing to the
contagious nature of the disease. il was
thought necessary tn bury the remains
as soon as possible and pr;sat. flu
neral was held yesterday afternoon.
Rev. Walter I"nnic- Smith rector of
the Episcopal church. held n short
service ut the grave in MissnuIa GEM
etery.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
Winners Announced.

The ladies who took part i'm the
bazaar given by the Sisters of Charity
last week announce thu. the contest
between Miss Corinnc I-achamhre and
Miss Susie Handmann i". 4 cut-glass
water set was won by the former. al
though the contest Was n close one.
The contest for the big doll WAS won
by Miss Mamie Curfie. who had as
her opponent Miss Ursula C0nroy This
contest. like the other. was very close
ard ii was not until the last votes
were counted that the result wa-
known.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
TAKEN UNDER AMUSEMENT.

Justice of the Peace Small heard the
trial Of Paul Herring. charged with
wedding without n license. late yester-
day afternoon and at it's conclusion
stated that he would render his decf-
"ion nj O'Clock this morning. Herring
is alleged to have sold potato slicers
without first consulting the city treas
rrpr
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
MOTHER AND CHILD
BURIED IN VALLEY

The double funeral of Mrs. Rose
Bouchard and her infant daughter. who
died on the same day in Superior. last
week. was held yesterday morning at
Fr"nchtown. A solemn requiem high
mass was said at the Catholic church
by Rev. Father Legris. Many people
Of tn" Occur d'Alone and Frenchtuwn
valleys attended the services and fol
lowed the bodies to the grave in the
Fr. nchtown cemetery.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
PECULIAR ILLNESS.

Atlanta. Ca. Oct 2s.-Farty students
af the Georgia Military academy near
this city we're rushed to this CITY suf-
fering from an illness which has af
fected the school In epidemic form
They were distributed among several
hospitals. The nature Of their Illness
has mot been learned.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
LOCAL SOCIETY


The Noman's Parochiai and Mission
AIRY society was delightfully."- entertained
by Mrs. Edward Zoos at hrr home in
the Hammond block yesterday after
noon. Needlework occupied several
hours and late in tho afternoon dainty
refreshments were served. About -
members were present.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29

Last evening at the Methodist par
sonage. Miss Ida Lasalle of Hancock,
Wis. was united in marriage 10 Waiter
W. thinner of Spokane, The ceremony
was performed by Rev, j. W. TAFT.
pastor of the Methodist Episcopal
church. The groom is an engineer an
the west end of the Northern Pacific.
The newly welded couple will make
their home in Spokane
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Marriag" licenses were issued yes
terGay tn Walter W. thinner of Spo-
kane. and Ida LaSal!e nf Hancock.
Wis. and Albert Thomas Bryant Of
Spokane and Ros" II. Perkins of
Springfield, ILL.,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.

Missouia. Montana. October -. 1909
ALL knights Of Columbus are re-
To assemble at the Gaspard
Deschamps residence. ga East Front
street. Friday morning at $50 O'Clock
tn attend the funeral Of Regina
sister Of Brothers Arthur and Gaspard
Deschamns
". L. KELLEY, Grand Knight
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
HELD WITHOUT BAIL.

Fall River. Mass. Oct 2s-"Profes-
sor' Frank Hill. the herb doctor of this
city. was held without bail for the
grand jury today for the murder II
Miss Amelia St Jean Of wonnsocket.
r. /. whose dismembered body was
found near Tiverton. n. l.. two weeks
ago.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29

The pleasant purgarne effect expert
enced by all who use chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. and the
healthy condition Of the body and mind
which they create. make one feel joy
fu, Sold by all dealers.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
Pleasant Card Party.

Mrs. Andrew Woods entertained a
few friends at an informal card party
ut her home on Pine street yesterday
afternoon. Five hundred was played
until . O'Clock, when dainty refresh
ments were served.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
Mrs. fittenour is Hostess.

Airs. Clifford Rittenour is hostess at
n delightful house party at her home In
Plains. The guests left Missoula yes
terday and will enjoy Mrs. Rittenour's
hospitality until Monday.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
Cut Price Sale

on sheet music. 0n Saturday. nct,he.,
81. from ! =. m. To u. m. lac u.-
copy, : copies for 81 Regular nr,e.
Sc I" 4oc- Als0 other music. Ranging
from los down tn d. quarter off
on all f"lios and instructors Don't
forget In" time-I o'clock Ia o.elasx
T. ia October ca. Hr&is Music HOUSE
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
SHIP BODY TODAY.

The body of Miss NJ. c. Ryan. the
Phiiipshu"g school teacher who died
in this city early yesterday morning.
will he shipped today to her old home
in st. Gainesville. Ohio.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-10-29
Fire
Insurance

Look up your fire in
Sllfance. You may not he
insured. Can You afford
Ia % uninsured , should
YOUR house burn. rs
thousands have. how
would yuu he left?
Wouldn't ven feel better
if You had Il policy in
one Of my strong. old
line companies that
would build You Il new
home? Think this over.
II is tn Your own inter
est. My rates are as
low az tue lowest. Give
me Il call or Phone 80
and | will give You your
rate. Do ii to-day.