The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-12-30

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Boston Transcript
Jones-How far back can You trace
my familyf Genealogist-fo any an''
you wish TO pay for, sir.
asines Maud's engagement h9~
bright and happy she looks. ~ffs;
a match lights up girls face
DO you take this woman for pct
ter or worseY Il do. ledge. ldo'
But I hopes We kin kinder strike I "a
average"
The preacher that married you says
you only gave him dollar HE
ought TO be- glad ! didn't sue him for
damages. ~-Answers
Master-How was this vase smash
ed. Maryf Mary-If you please. siI'
II tumblsd down and broke ITSELF
Mastsr-Humph! The automatic brake
again.
Tho Agsnt-I don't see hov you nnd
room for complaint In this apartment
The Tenant-Nor |. There ain't even
room 10 take deep bFeath.-cisysland
Leader.
Ef. TtH=id clearing noise Al tSe
a. NIL th-think. dear. that there
Is a imam IN the house. His Wife
lseornfully) Not In this room.-hos-
ton Transcript
The Young Doctor-Just think; SIX
OF my patients recovered this usek.
The Old Doctor-It's your oEn iauii.
my dear boy. You spend 100 much
time a. tho club Life
A lad Who had Just had a tooth er-
traetsd requested the privilege Of TAX
ing II home uith him 4 KANT 20
put some sugar IN A. be said. -and
watch Il acAe.~-ritBiis
Friend-w What xas the title q your
poem? Poet-~Oh. Give Back ~
Dreams" Friend AID shat ara the
editor Nrtts 10 your Post Take
'em'"-c Cleveland LsafeT
4 may have remained trins late.
but her remarks we're TOO poinied
What did she say. FeFdyf Told me
their lease vaa about 20 expire -
Louisville courierJourual
You look 30 pale and tain. what's
got you Work Prom n0Fninz %
night and only q 0neaouF feal.-
Hos long have you been AZ ltF =
oogln to-moFrov. Success
Elderly Lady Doctor. am tfoa.
sied With a haiiueinaiiou that { am
being followed b. man Wat Sort
u cure would you suggest Honest
mirror Cleveland Lad.
w.
when vas your age said ne
tern parent. = bad money 10 he
,ank- Well answered the embAr
assed young man. perhaps Hhsn I'm
our ago I'll have money In The hank.
90
Hateful thing sbe cried. IN the
midst Of their little quarrel 4 was
silly goose WHEN married you.-
Perhaps 40 replied the great brute
AZ any rate. you we're no chlcken.---
boston Tnveler.
Jimmie. your face IL dirty again
hs morning exclaimed the teacher.
what would you say n came TO
rhool every day With a dirty face
Huh" gruntod Jimmie: I'D b TOO
srlits to say anything
MIRA X gaway from homsj john.
ID you leave out anything for the cat
sfors you startsdf Mr. X (who dls.
kes the beast Yes. left a can Of
milk on the table. with the
ln-opensr beside it-Human Life.
Mr.. Brown--f had queer dream
st night. my dear thought saw
iothsr man running Of Eith you.
RS. Brovn-And what did yon say
hfmf Mr.. Brown asked him
hat be was running fors-stray sto-
a..
New Husband-Did you make those
scuits. my dsarf His wife Yss.
Ring Her Husband-weli. ia
Their you would not make any more.
'eetheart His wifs-why not. lover
" Husband Because. angel mine.
n are too light for such heavy work
Daily News.
It's all very well for you 10 preach
snowy" said HIS wife. hut ncsics
lensvsr I cut down expenses that
a smoke better cigars and spend
re money for your own pleasure
IN at any other time well. con-
ind II: what do you suppose want
a to economic for. anywayT'-Chl-
10 Record Herald,
rhs Lady ITO hero who had rfsasa
life to save her little dog from a
terry grave. and looks for some re-
I'd Poor fellow. how wet and cold
! arei You must be soaked through
the skin. Here-Tll give you soms
nine pills: take couple now. and
, more in an hours tims.-Ths
rome and Country.
What's this7" demanded the Gus
rs ofhcer. pointing 10 a package at
bottom OF the trunk. THAT 10
oreign book entitled 'Politeness.'"
wsred the man who had just land.
II guess I'll have to charge you
uty on IT," reioined the inspector. |,
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