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The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
HOTEL DENNIS
Walter J. Bozby
Greenbrier White Sulphur
 Springs
WEST VIRGINIA

CThe "Old White Sulphur) Season, June 15 to October l. Famous for it's sul- phur baths. sModern improvements, with private baths. Permanent orchestra Terms, $15 to $25 week; $50 to s9O per month.
 Write for illustrated boolllct. Address until June 1 GEO. A. MILLS, Manager
 The Highlands, Washington, D. c.
 5-16-3t-tu-th
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
FREAK RADDlSH.
Has the Shape of Human Hand and
 Wrist.

Albertville. May 26.-(Special. )-Editor A. R. Kearney of the Marshall Banner is exhibiting at his office a vegetable freak It is radish in the shape of human hand, perfectly formed, having four perfect fingers, a diminutive thumb and a perfectly formed wrist The rad- ish is cold and clammy and in the dark might easily be taken for hand
 The radish was grown by J. T. Joiner of Route and is attracting considerable attention,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
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He was dark and like an angel could
 sing,
 But her frineds all said he was German,
 For he gave her Rhinestone ring.
 The woman whose mind is made up is indeed artificial.
 In Elinor Glyn,s latest book, "Elizabeth Visits America the lady of Tiger Skin fame throws off terribly on us for using so much slang. Such words as "fresh." "you bet" full" and others, we are roundly scored for. and altogether Mrs. Elinor is not very complimentary to the people who have amassed her a fortune by reading her trash.
 The next fellow to loosen up for the summer will be the mosquito.
 contemporary suggests a nice heading for the woman's department of a news paper. Under the Pea Baskets'-in defer ence to this seasons hats.
 Isn't it lucky that the people at the end of the telephone wire can't see one another, particularly seary in the morn- ing? Otherwise the conversation might not be as long-drawn out
 That wall 'kowers sometimes turn out to be angels in disguise is evidenced by the fact that young lady at school commencement recently paid great deal of attention to a gentleman wall flower" He was old and unattractive, and the kind-hearted young woman showered him with attentions when no one else would notice him. Shortly afterward the news came to the sweet girl graduate that the wall flower had died and left her nice little fortune in negotiable securities. So you never can tell.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
Porter-Sturdlvant.

Dadeville, May 26-(Special)-W J. Porter, well-known young travelling, salesman of Opelika, was married to Miss Lula Sturdivant of Alexander City here at the Ridgeway hotel, Judge Sorrel of- f1ciating. The marriage was surprise to all the relatives.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
Spring Lake Hotel, Spring Lake

Two miles east of Grand Haven, reach- ed from there by trolley or steamer.
 The best and best furnished summer hotel in Michigan. Excellent table Fine boating and bathing. Everything first class. New and experienced manage ment Rates reasonable Open June 19. Chicago Office, Suite 12 Borden Block.
 3-30-tues-thur-sun
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
NOTES AND PERSONALS.

Mrs. V. B. Berryman of Hef1in Is visit ing her sister, Mrs. w. H. Bell, on Eighth avenue.
 Miss Louise Edmundson of Nashville Is visiting friends in the city.
 Miss Gamaliel Dixon and Miss Emily Dixon are guests of Mrs. Witherspoon in Nashville.
 Mrs. Maben Hobson will be among the Birmingham matrons attending the re- union in Memphis. She will visit Miss Allie Mortedonico. Miss Anre Gaston will arrive soon to be the guest of Mrs. William Pittman Redd. She will be one of the attendants at the Jordan-Gaston wedding.
 Mrs. T. G. Bush will not return from Mobile until early in June.
 Mrs A. c. Craven of Huntsville will arrive in theN city today to be the guest of her sister, Mrs Motion Smith.
 
 Mrs Mary Nance Fair of Newbury, S.. C., is visiting Mrs F. J. Mclaughlin at Terrace Court.
 
 Miss Annie Mae Walthall left yesteroay for Auburn. Miss Walthall will be- the sponsor for Company B during commence ment Mrs William Harde and Miss Grace Hardie have returned from Tuscaloosa.
 
 Mrs Claude Riley of Elba and her two little daughters are visiting her parents at 1905 North Seventeenth street. The senior class of Birmingham college was rendered a reception on Tuesday evening by MT and Mrs. F. M. Jackson at their home on Avenue H. The house and lawn were brilliantly lighted and delicious refreshments were served al fresco.
 Mrs. J. Rosenfield. formerly Miss Carrie Ullman, who is the guest of her sister, Mrs. M. Newfield expects to return to her home at Dallas, Tex, next Monday. Her sister-in-law Miss Aline Rosenfield, who has been attending school in Wash ington, D. C., will arrive here today to be the guest of the Newfields until next week, when she will accompany Mrs. Ros enfield to Dallas.
 The meeting of the Council of Jewish Women, which was to have been held this afternoon at the residence of Mrs Adler. has been postponed until next week.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
FORMAL OPENING.

Bluff Park Hotel. on Shades Mountain. on Saturday night, May 20. Dancing program, town orchestra. For rates. otc., call Peoples Phone 2232.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
ATLANTIC CITY, N. J.
GALEN HALL

HOTEL AND SANATORIUM.
 ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. With it's elegant comfort it's superior Ta- ble and Service and Curative and Tonic Baths, with trained attendance, is an ideal place for long or a short stay.
 F. L. YOUNG ,Gen'l Manager
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

Blount Springs Hotel is open for sea- son of 1909. For booklet and further information write
 GEORGE E. DRIVER, Manager.
 5-15-sa-tues- thu-1m
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
ART AT THE SEMINARY.

The exhibition of the work of the art department of the Birmingham seminary surpasses anything that has been shown in previous years. Attractive work has always been done by the students, but this year seems to express more real ar tistic skill with stronger principles of art. Work in a variety of mediums has been done-charcoal and pencil drawing, water
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
ATLANTIC CITY. N. J.

The Greatest Resort In the World Is an ideal spot to spend the spring and summer vacation. This seaside metropolis offers every diversion and every comfort known to seashore life.
 HOTEL DENNIS Situated directly on the ocean front, surrounded by it's own spacious lawn, which joins the beach and board walk. most liberally appointed and literally conducted hotel on the New Jersey coast.
 Walter J. Bozbv
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

If you wish to see the very newest evening dress for gen tlemen, look in window No. 12 at Blach's.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

gestion.
 Ask and ye shall receive is a very poor text for a man to follow who wants to kiss girl. No woman can abide man who would ask.
 When a man boasts that he neither fiirts, smokes, chews, nor drinks, be not deceived Probe deep enough and you will find what vice lurketh beneath all these.
 Never tell a man that you understand him. There never was one born who didn't consider himself deep, dark mys- tery, and it is more than uncompli- mentary to discover him.
 The best deal that life can give to a woman when she shuffles the cards is good looks.
 The latest word coined in France is 'syndicalsm." The labor unions are re- sponsible. Isn't very chic. is it?
 The man in a restaurant who has glbly said all winter, "Oh, just bring me an oyster stew" has now transferred his af- fections to the strawberry shortcake.
 The reason more men do not take their wives out in automobiles is probably be- cause they can't manage them both at the same time.
 Decorum is not the password with all men. Some run to vaudeville rather than the legitimate.
 When a womans face speaks for itself lots of times it is pretty plain talk. Her fiance she said, was Italian;
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
Our Skill at Your Service.

In strengthening and adjusting your eye glasses Frame fitting is of vital import ance to the sight and comfort, but is often overlooked. James H. Finder, Op- tician, 306 North Nineteenth street.
 5-26-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

For the enigmatic woman the question mark figure comes as an apropos sug gestion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
If wishes were horses

Beggars might ride Is an adage so old that its almost decried; For beggars decline horses as too slow of
 motion, And the automobiles 4 The only real means of lecomotion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27
Seasonable Jottings

Honesty is the best policy-if you are not smart.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

any other kind of a name, except one attached to check with riches behind it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

The next fellow to loosen up for the summer will be the mosquito.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

contemporary suggests a nice heading for the womans department of a news paper Under the Pea Basl1ets"-in defer enee to this season's hats.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

Ask and ye shall receive" is a very poor text for a man to follow who wants to kiss a girl. No woman can abide man who would ask.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

He was dark and like an angel could
 sing, But her frineds all said he was German, For he gave her Rhinestone ring.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-05-27

The woman whose mind is made up is indeed artificial
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
The One Worthy Career.

When the President of Vassar Col
lege told the graduating class that
they should "tIy to be helpers of men,
not destrogers. he sounded the key
note of the one worthy career. We
have heard much of the simple life,
the strenuous life, the balanced life and
the tranquil life, but the helpful life
is more to be desired than any of them.
The public necessity, for it could not
be expressed in stronger words than
in those used by President Woodrow
Wilson in his baccalaureate address at
Princeton Wednesday in describing an
era Sin which men kept their legal OBJ
legations as well as usual and yet came
near running the country. piled up
wealth and forgot how to use it honor
ably, built up business and came near
OF debauching a nation.
Men and women who enjoy the ad-
vaatages Of college training are them
selves at fault if from such begin
nings they dt not find easy access to
the only true aristocracy of the day.
The benefciaries of culture denied
to most people. they are under the
highest obligations to consider the
welfare and the rights of others. In
no other way can the higher education
be anything but the selfish possession
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
s1OO

OF a class. Noblesse oblige should ap-
peal as strongly to those holding rank
in the world of learning as it once did
to nobility of birth. The helpful life
cannot be self-centered. 1t must take
into account the needs and the aspira-
lions Of mankind. the world-old wrongs,
the crying injustices, the unavailing,
even the despairlng struggles of the
weak, the brutalities of the strong and
the follies of the ignorant. To be in
terested in humanity, to sympathize
with those who toll, to assist wherever
assistance is needed or deserved, to be
kindly, appreciative and of service in
the thousand ways in which trained
minds and true hearts may promote
justice, encourage merit and support
progress-these are the sum of the
helpful life. and it is the life that is
worth while.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
The Worlds Workshop.

There could be no more fascinating
romance of international trade than is
contained in the Government report on
the distribution of American rhanufac-
tured articles.
American reapers and movers now
go to seventy-dve countries and colon
les and are in use from Chill TO the
fields of Boaz. The Turk, the Russian
moujik ana the New Zelander use our
plows and cultivators; the French play
billiards with kmericanybilliard balls.
How far our candles throw their beams
literally from China to Panama The
Siamese andithe Dutch in the East In
dies ride in our automobiles. Our
clocks keep time the globe around.
Our street cars run in fifty countries.
The Haytian and the African raise
bread with our baking powder. The
variety of articles of luxury with which
we supply the world ranges from fly
paper to false teeth, from cotton cloth
to cash registers.
From our $50, OO0, 600 of manufacture
ed exports in 1870 to the $459, 900. 900 in
1906 is wonder-stOry of industrial
growth. Yet with America. now the
worlds workshop. with its processes
of manufacture cheapened and encon-
omies of production effected, and while
the foreign consumer buys our goods at
prices below those obtained in the
home market. the manufacturer pleads
for higher and yet higher protective
duties. His exhibition of greed in the
face OF unprecedented profits is the
blot on the bright page of American
trade triumph.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
Running for Office Too Expen-
SiVe.

One of the most fruitful causes of
graft in politics is the cost that has
become necessary to land a good place
The Frankfort News says on this sub.
ject: 1--WE heard a man say, the other
day, that he would have to spend S.
900 to have even a chance for an Office
for which he was a candidate. He also
said that his opponent could spend $40, =
900 and not miss it and would do so
rather than be defeated. So the poor
man Withdrew from the race. Surely
that is not right. This country, where
it is our boast that all men are equal,
certainly should give every man a
chance regardless of his wealth. Office
should not go to the man who can
spend the most money, and 1t should
not be necessary for a man to spend
more tnan the Office is worth in order
to get it. That is what makes graft.
this spending of large sums to get
small Offices. The man who has an
Office for four year, which, during that
time, will pay him $4,000, and who
has paid out $4,000 to get the place,
feels that he ought to have some re-
turn for his money. That is why we
have the grafters. They are simply
trying to catch even 1t should be so
that every man according to his ability
has the same chance as any other man,
to be eIected.to Office, regardless of how
much money either candidate has
Otherwise we will soon reach the point
where only the rich or CRATER can
hold office.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
Too True.

The poorest girls in the world are
those not taught to work. says an ex-
change. Rich parents have petted
them, and they have been taught to
despise labor and to depend upon others
fora living,a and are perfectly helpless.
The most forlorn women belong to
this class. 1t is the duty of the par
ents to protect their daughters from
deplorable condition. They do them a
great wrong if they neglect it. Every
daughter should be taught to earn her
own living. The wheel of fortune
rolls swiftly around; the rich are like
ly to become poor. and the poor rich.
Skill added to labor Is no disadvantage
to the rich, and is indispensable to the
poor. Well-to-do parents educate their
daughters to work. No reform is
more imperative than this.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
The Badge Of Honesty

Is on every wrapper OF Doctor Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery because o full
list of the ingredients composing it is
printed there in plain English. Forty
years of experience has proven its superior
worth as a blood purifier and invigOrat-
ing tonic for the cure of stomach disorders
and all liver ills. 1t builds up the run
down system as no other tonic can IN
which alcohol is used. The active medic
inal principles of native roots such as
Golden Seal and Queens root, Stone and
Mandrake root, Bloodr0ot and Black
Cherrybark are extracted and preserved
by the use of chemically pure, triple
refined giycerinc. Send to Dr.. r. " Pierce
at Buffalo, N. z, for free booklet which
quotes extracts from well-recOgnizad med
zeal authOritleS such as Drs. BarthGIow,
King, Scuddep, COe, EllingwOOd and a
host OF OtheTs, showing that these roots
can be depended upon for their curative
action il all weak states of the stomach,
accompanied by indigestion or dyspepsia
as well Is mall bilious or liver complaints
and in MlTwaSting diseases where there
is los$9Thesh and gradual running down
OF tAEStrength and system.
The uGOlden Medical Discovery makes
rich, pure blood and so invigorates- and
regulates the Stomach. liver and bowels,
and through diem. The whole SYSTEM
Thus all skin affections. blotches, pimpIes
and eruptiOns as well as scrofulOus swell
iings and old open running sores or ulcers
are cured and healed. In treating old
running sores, or ulcers, it is well to in
sure their healing to apply to them DR..
Pierce's All-Healing Salve. If your drug
gist don't happen to have this Salve in
stock, send fifty-four cents in postage
stamps to DR.. r. v. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute, Buffalo. N. Y. and
a large box of the vAll- Healing Salye y
will reach you by return post.
You can't afford to accept a secret nos
trum as a substitute for this non alcoholic,
medicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION, not
even though the urgent dealer may
thereby make little bigger profit.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coa.ed. tiny granU!es, easy to take
a. candy.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22
Eor the sneLIinn class

Il prophesy an agreeable ecstasy in
perceiving the unparalleled embarrass-
ment of harassed position while
gaGging the symmetry of potato
peeled by sibyl" Dictate this sen
tence and find how many of your
friends will be able to spell it Alright,
EDz zxza
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-22

There are fewer reckoning days il
housekeepers pay cash. If they per
sist in running accounts for groceries
ana other staples they should have
book and see to it that the right prizes
IS put down the minute anything ia
bought
The L'Anse sentinel., 1909-10-23

10-23-t3.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1909-10-23

just as much logic and just as much
force in the manufacture of butter and
cheese as it does in the manufacture of
boots and shoes on the farm, or the old
fashioned home spun cloth.
The movement in cooperation which
produced our creameries and cheese
factories brought about revolution of
the dairy business. When the farmers
OF community make their own butter
and their own cheese great variety
of product was produced because every
farmer made piece of butter of differ
entquality. twas packed in different
kinds of packages. 1t lack uniformity.
1t was sold at the country shore where
all received the same price regardless
OF quality. When the public creamery
came into vogue, then the farmers of
Continued on Page 8.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1909-10-23
The Creamery More Profit.
able Than Buttermaking.
BY Colon C. Lille.

saw farmer buy churn the other
day at country store "a small hand
churn, and was somewhat astonished.
We have big 80 gallon churn in the
garret on the farm that has been there
for some seventeen years, ever since
the creamery started, and the idea of a
farmer in this day and age of the world
buying small hand barrel churn rather
astonished me. looked the man over
carefully and then began to study my
self and wonder why had come to the
conclusion that no farmer could afford
to make butter on the farm, and that
this point was so settled in my mind
and had been so long that had not
thought of farmer buying his churn
and making his butter on q farm. I
hadn't thought Of this subject for q
long time, but this rather brought the
whole question up to my mind again
and I began to think over the problem
that j thought over some twenty years
ago. After had carefully gone over
the proposition in my mind as / was
journeying along on the train, could
come to but the same conclusion, and
that was. that there was no place for
the hand churn on the farm. The last
year we made butter on the farm NV
wife and | manufactured 1000. pounds
and sold It for 1000. That was good
price then. It was delivered to private
customers. We have patronixsd the
creamery ever since and would no sooner
think Of going back to the making OF
butter on the farm than We would 70
making our own shoes or weaving cloth
The L'Anse sentinel., 1909-10-23

The Versatile Concert Co., which an
pears In the Town Hall on Wednesday
evening. Nov. 3rd. under the auspices
of the Star Entertainment Co., will b<
well worth attending a. the company
are all stars and very clever in theil
parts.
Miss Eleanor X. Just is q graduate
and postgraduate Of the wellknowr
Cumnock School Of Oratory Of the NORTH
western University, Evanston. She il
not only young woman Of exceptional
natural ability, but has been diligent,
enthusiastic student during her years
of study. In addition to this she DOS.
sesses the personal charm. refinement
and temperamental qualities that are
sure to bring to her the largest sue.
cess in her chosen calling.
Miss Maude L. Paige, soprano. stud.
led for years with E. C. Lilbourne, OF
Boston, and Madame Cappiani, Of New
York. She possesses a voice Of splen-
did compass, vibrant with life and brilli-
ancy. She has had extended experience
in concert singing and understands the
art of pleasing all classes. Our ability
to secure her for this company adds
much to the strength of splendid pro-
gram.
Miss Just seems equally at home in
humorous or pathetic selections or in
dialect or dramatic readings. Many
consider her work in the Irish dialect her
best, that being her lineal descent; but
her audiences are no less charmed by
her readings of other dialects or the
plain American tongue.
c. Porter Norton, the well known ma
gician, adds especial interest to the
program of this exceptional company.
The following clipping from the Kala-
mazoo Gazette, tends to show him up:-
&C. Porter Norton is a clever magician
who succeeds in keeping the audience
mystified all the time. Norton does
all the best old tricks and has some
very clever new ones which he hands
out just as the audience think they are
beginning to recognize old ones, much
to the discontinue of the wise ones.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1909-10-23
LOCAL ITEMS.

J. H. Hid transacted business il
Pelkie Wednesday.
S. w. Clements returned from Mar.
quette Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo. McKindles have
moved into the Bank block.
John P. Moran, of L'Anse, was q
Baraga visitor Friday.
Miss Edna Rutan returned to Mar
quette Sunday to attend the Normal.
Martin Cosgrove transacted business
in Houghton Friday.
H. j. Falk returned Friday from a
business trip to Crystal Falls.
Mrs. A. B. Cosgrove is confined to
her home by illness this week.
John Holland, of Grand Rapids, trans
acted business in Baraga Friday.
About 30 of the Baraga sportsmen
attended the boxing contest at Hough-
ton Monday evening.
Joseph Gauthier, of Dollar Bay, has
completed cement walk in front of F.
w. Hild's .sidence on Ontonagon street.
Sheriff James j. Byers, of Houghton,
was a Baraga business visitor Wednes-
day.
Ed Cote, of South Range, was guest
of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson
Cote, of this village, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Oepen expect to
leave to night for Marinette, to visit
relatives for two weeks.
Menill Pinet and sister. Ellen, are
confined to their homes by illness this
week.
The carpenters are rushing the outside
work on the LaBrecque cottage and it
is expected that the greater portion
will be enclosed by tonight.
Mother Thekla and Sister Modesto, of
st. Mary's hospital, Marquette, were
guests of Mrs. John Funke couple of
days this week.
Miss Lorette McRandle, who has been
the guests of friends for the past three
weeks, returned to her home in Hough-
ton Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. B. Gross and family,
who have resided here for several years
will leave next week for Oshkosh, Wis. ,
where they will make their future
home.
Barney Joiner Is erecting two
story fve-room house on his lot in Smith.
addition which will be occupied by Fred
Urquhart, Of Pequaming, As soon IS
completed.
Master Edward Picard had the mis-
fortune to seriously injure his left arm
Tuesday by falling. His arm win have
TO be carried in a sling for several weeks.