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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

Nobody knows how Uncle Joe Can
non is putting in his vacation, but it is
suspected by the st. Louis Globe-Dem-
ocrat that most of his time is occupied
N inventing new expletives that will
fit the Fowler case.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

The Sioux City Journal has figured
out that it will be December before
the country will be made fully aware
again that it is going to the devil.
The conclusion involves the assump-
ton that the Washington corresponds
ents can be held in check until con-
gress meets.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

A New York man had twenty-five
bird shot in his appendix. He says he
must have swallowed them when eat
ing sausage made from rabbits. The
Ottumwa Courier comedies this may
be true, but suggests it as more likely
that he got them in watermelon
patch in the dark of the moon.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08
The Davenport Democrat suggests

that
1T is now time for some daring ex-
plorer to make a dash for the cen
ter of the earth But sledges drawn
by dogs will not be used
A good many people believe that the
center of the earth is synonymous
with sheol If they are correct this
a still larger number of people are
every day making dash for that
locality,-and they are not classed as
daring explorers. either.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

OF course there are doubters who
question if DR.. Cook ever reached the
north pole. Some people even pre-
tend to disbelieve that the keokuk
team will win the Central league pen
nant this year.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

George Fitch isn't given to pessim-
Ism, but he has noticed that a whole
lot of generosity consists in giving
away things you don't want.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

1t is a strong point in DR.. Cooks
favor that Uncle Joe Cannon believes
in him. Anything that Uncle Joe en-
dorses is pretty sure to be all right.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

But all Joking aside though the ne
cessity for the use of paddle is no
joking matter-the less scolding par
ent does the better behaved the child.
The chronic scold is poor excuse Of
parent.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

A Texas court has decided that 4
wild west show is not a circus. This
vindicates Bison Williams contention
that he has something different"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

It goes without saying that If DR..
Cook is a faker he is most &C
complished one.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08
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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08
keokuk, Iowa 49,. September 8, 1909.

Perhaps there are two north poles?
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

Miss Nellie NJ. Wood of Boston was
awarded silver cup at a recent con-
test of shorthand reporters at Lake
George. Her record was 264 words.
Mr.. Willard Bottome of New York
came next and also established rec
ord for e. curacy on judges charge a.
the rate of 207 words minute.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

The Sac Sun says it takes but lit
tie stock in the rumors that Gov. Car
roll is to have opposition for renom-
nation. HE has made a very cred
table official continues the Sun, and
the only objection comes from those
who have been disappointed in the
disposal of the offices"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

Lawyer-Be a little more definite.
Witness-Im piano finisher.
Lawyer-Be a little more definite.
Do you polish them or move them?-
Boston Transcript.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08
NOTES AND COMMENT.

The curfew law of Michigan, eff
fectiye September L, closes saloons at
8 p NJ. except in cities where the coun-
Gil extends the hour to ~.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

1t is noted by the Chicago Tribune
that within the last few days DIR. Fred
erick A. Cook has become almost as
famous as Johnny Evers, Frank Chance
or Mordecai Brown.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

Hartman went abroad for treat
ment and came home for cure
says the Sioux City Tribune. Much
like man going away on vacation
and coming home to rest up so that
he can attend to business
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

he is you had better hunt for him.
The words let in a flood of light and
banished the notes of the old hymn.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

The Burlington Gazette mourns that
there's nothing left to discover with
the exception of the identity of the
man who hit Billy Patterson and what
became of Charley Ross
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

The Sioux City Journal points out
that it isn't as if Walter Wellman
couldn't make good living at his
old job as Washington correspondent.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-09-08

The Manchester Press says that Mr..
F1w.ns's screed would have been re-
ceived with greater enthusiasm had it
appeared before Mr.. Fowler was
kicked down tie back stairs.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
-.(llo)-

En- e vestibukc; acaba de legar con Ell caruaje
Lord Nugen apenas oy6 las 1tmas paiabras; antes
de que las hubiera proferdo va esaba unto al coche
-iQue hay, Reynolda-pregunt6
-Milady encuentra bien, miord,-diJo Reynold
Nevando Ia nano sombrcro-Mis Bsahyss Mrs. Ches
ney me envlan por usted he recogido al doctor Jor
dhan que esta ahi
Con una meGrosa sensaei6n esplritu lord Nugent
envi6 un scayo buscz de lady Dewar despidose en-
dos palabras de lady Wetbury antes de que la seecta
socieda dse hubese percatado estaban la puerta dis
puestos mortar en- c cOche
-iQue cs.-pregunt5 lady Dewar-iLe han dicho
usted algo, ReynOIdsg
Decfan de sIgo rcpeutino- -replic6 el srviente-5a-
bvss habs sado al rcgrcsar encontr6 miady desma
yada.
IA escape. Reynoid, por Dios!-dijo lord Nugent al
or esto y diez minutes dcspues cstaban en- su casa
Cuando Mr. Stanhope fue al Otro dia hora en- que
tenia la segur1ad dc enconrar lord Nugent encontro
Sc arenado Ell peazo de eAe renando la casa un pa
voroso siIencio Te o que lady Nugent estaba gra
vemente cnferma que marido poda separarse de
su lado; miady esaba entire La vida la muerte era
dificil prever e dcscnIacc.
-iOh cudnto 10 sientO,-lijo e abogado al escuchar
las
--Dfganfe astedes que 10 siento ell alma por L"
demas aIadi6 para capote,-esperare;
we're lord Nugrt cando esposa este mejor como es
nero, Y eutonrcS trSxnremos la clave del enigma
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
-(111)-

"El homhre propone, etc." Pas6 mucho tempo antes
de que Mr.. Stanhope pudese explicarse cente
viese lady Nugent.
-Que la ha ocurridoe jAguien la ha dado disgusto?
pregunt6 lord Nugent desaliento al estar junto
su nsensble mujer oyendo ncoherente perodos sin
pronuncar paabra por donde pudiera sospecharse
Ia causa de doenca, murmurando tan solo, yendo
cabcza de un lado la amOhada algo sobre
sinato peligro extinguido muere que oprima
ell c0raz6n de or.
NADIA haba ocurrido nj nadie habia acercado ella,
declararon Bahyss Mrs. Chesney. La primera expc6
que la haba dado permso para ausentarse de ho
ras " que regreso encontr6 seiOra desvanecida
Ell doctor dio que presentaba desorden mental in
sistendo orgen de la enfermedad era una gran
agtaci6n; ninguna otra poda haber herdo lady
Nugent de una tan subta profunda; pero de-
ba estar equvocado que jque agitacion podla so
brevenrle gabinete de dOnde no haba salldo EN-
tOda la noche?
Bahyss contuvo la engua; lie parec6 prudente ma
blar entonces; dia egara que su reveacon podr1a
ser mas IT'LL por 10 tanto nada do del abrigo del
sombrero nj las prmeras paabras que saeron de los
labios de su sehora al salr del desmayo.
asi transcurreron muclos dias, dias de ansledad
abatmento con la sombra de las alas del angel de Ia
muerte cerniendose sobre la Ia mano alzada para
cser la primera senal La vida parec6 lord Nugens
nm sueo durante aquel terrible ntervalo de angustla
esesperac6n ell mundo exterior no suponia made para
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
A e en- t g 8

Sc solicitan agentes activos en- toaa isA
isla para la venta de las ultimas noveda-
des observation-disclosures catalOgos, eraa
ingles 6 espailol, Observation-Disclosures y
los comerciantes. Particulares han de fe-~
mitir diez centavos en- sellos para fran,
queo. M. Y. GAUTIIIER Co., 70 Beaver
St., NEW YORK. N. Y.
Ha presentado la renuncia de su car
go, ell presidente de la Junta Escolar'
de Lajas, don Manuel Ortiz.
Ha presentado la renuncia de la es.
cuela que venia desempenando Ell Ca
bo Rojo ,el professor don Rafael A. Can
eel.
Ell Departamento de instruction Pu
blica ha nOmbradO directories escOlares:
de Lajas, los senores Arturo M. Da-
villa Felipe Vale.
Hoy Sc ha inaugurad0 en- ArecibO la
estaci0n de Intermediates tror:cales y
trasmisibles, bajo la direction del doe
tor Roses Artau.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
N0TlClAS

Por ell Departamento de Tesoreria Sc
ha concedido una licencia que ha en-
pezado disfrutar, al agente de rentas
internas sen0r Carlos Esteves.
Ell Official de Sanidad de CabO-RojO
doctor Gaztambide, en- una vista de-
inspection que hizo los establecimien--
tos de provisiones, ordeno decOmisar-
los siguientes artlculos:
A Juan b. Boscio, medic barril de-
galletas; q Monserrate Quihones, 16 XII
los carne salada Is barriles de baca-
lao.
Segdn sc nos ha informadO, cerca q
la estaci6n de Guayanilla, tuvo ell trel&
de pasajeros un descarrilamiento, aun-
que sin consecuencia alguna.
Ha pedido una licencia para ausen-
tarse para los baiios de Coamo, ell Sc
nor don Mariana Riera Palmer, alcal-
de de Mayaguez.
Parece que cl se1or Riera Palmer Sc
encuentra delicado de salud, Y ha mos
trado deseos de dejar aquella ACADIA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
M0rrOCOtudO remate

La Casa de Prestamos de j. Rend6G
" Co., Allen 81, celebrara este aiio uR,
esplendido remate los dias 3 y 4 de Dr.
ciembre pr6ximo, de ininidad de alha
Jas propias para regalo de Pascuas. La
casa sigue sus operaciones. Hay que
aprovechar la OCCASION.
Sc encuentra enfermo en- Arecibo, ef
Alcalde de aquella ciudad, senior Perez
Aviles, 81 bien la enfermadad no es de-
cuidado.
Escriben de Pehuelas, que sc han CO.
metido dos robos en- dicho pueblo.
Ell primer robo fue en- el estableci-
miento de don Luis Gotay, no pudien-
do ell autor terminar la realization de-
'su obra criminal, porque los vecinos.
sintieron dieron la voz dc alarma.
Ell segundo robo fue en- Ell estableci-
miento dc don Jovino Rivera, llevandO-
sc unos .doce dollars y unos cuantos-
efectos dc la tienda.
Ell Secretari0 de Puerto Rico avisa
que las horas de despacho de SUI ofici
ma han sido cambiadas desde esta fe-
cha de 8 4 IL dc la ma1ana y de 2 a >
de la tarde, 4 fin de tnnar las mirmaS
h0ras que Sc Obscrvan en- las oficlnas
del Gobcrnad0r.
Correspondence y en- deferencia 4
las costumbrcs locales, la seiiorita Col
ton recibira los lunes y juevcs de 4 a e.
de la tarde, en- vez de al.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15

Tenenos partpar
dpartamento de Optca
ria Relojera
Este
jero = contamos los servios de Opco gra1uado
facidad
ahora ogdos Uno nstaado
precios Und
bajo del odo garanizado
Despachamos cuaqur
trmino de "a horas.
r. Bouret Huste Successor Principal
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
A. s. 1.6O

Es de mucha utilidaa, NO s6le para
los Abogados, Cortes Judiciales, Ayun-
tamientos, Cerporaeiones y enpleados
de todos los ramos, sine tambi&n para
los comerciantes, industria.es = perso-
mas de negocios, el eonscimiento de las
Leyes de Puerto Rice aprobadas por las
Camaras y el Censeje Executive en- el
aiiO de 1907.
Sc vende q $3.50 en- Ia Librerla del
BOLETEN MERCANTIL.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-11-15
Gran estab|eclmienh totog1daco de R. Colorado


meor estab1ecmiento foografco de las Antias Toda
clase de trabajos fotogracos los materales
Grandes talleres para la fabrication de pelcuas Cine
matografcas.
Venta alquiler de aparatOs pelict1as toda clase
de maeriaes accessories para Cneat6grafos Vistas fa
Posvos anuncios de toda case de ndustas los
retratos de los anunciantes
Grandes existencas de fnos dorados coores
Por 1mo han recbdo verdaderas peciosdades
este
Esa casa la pmera nca one dedica la fabrication
peculas dara muy pronto las
sprmeras peiculas fabricadas en- Puerto Rico.
Escriba pidendo informes e contestant dandoe
tos detaes puedan nteresarle
DIRECTION: Apartado lS4-Teefono a.
TELEGRAPH cable:-Golorado.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
DANCER From EVERY PoINI
Navigation OF the Air Puts the Flnieh
Inc Touches on Perils Of
Humanity.

The a%eronauls have given TO DWELL
ers on the earth new peril. In Ger
many IN airship crew landed on the
roof Of q house and went through
Dragging the anchors have occo-
sionally ripped mp fences, and would
zip mp humans il the latter were not
agile. objects dropped from a bal
loon can hurt when even a little OBJ
iect has dropped from a mile or so in
the air.
Dragging rope from a Tow balloon
has possibilities OF danger both for
the balloon and for the people and
property that may be underneath it
The time is coming when we shall
have to look out for occasional explo.
sions beneath beneath us that SEND
manholc covers flying in the air, foi
vehicles Of al kinds on the surface
and for the airship dangers over
head.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
USING THE HANDS IN SCHOOL

A glance at school walls or benches
viii convince the observer that the
average boy wants TO use his hands.
This seems but logical, since the
average man is required 10 use his
hands all through life, and yet be-
tween the kindergarten where it
exsts-and the manual training
high chool-where it exists-no OPP
portunity is presented to the healthy.
normal boy who wants to do hard
work. Under these circumstances
it il small wonder that the pocket
money and freedom incident 10 work
prove infinitely more attractive to
the average boy than the dun mo-
notony Of school liie.-Nearing and
Watson, in Economies,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
REscuEDr At A a

There was some boasting OF OK.
traordinary presence Of mind shown
at fires, when an excitablo man, in
answer to : tale which had just been
told, said: "}Fhy. that's nothing
When / was in New York 1 heard Of
a big fire. / strolled out TO see it.
I found an old gentleman half out
Of q fourth story window ~gesticulat-
ing and calling aloud for help.
Everyone seemed paralyzed. No lad
der or escape would reach him. The
crowd said he must burn TO death.
/ rushed wildly forward and said
lie shall not 1 called for a rope. ]
threw him the end, he caught it. /
told him to tie it around his waist.
lie did, and l pulled him down.
Gentlemen, I saved that man from
being burned to death
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
PLANTS FEED UPON ANIMALS
Few Species That Scientists Have
Proved reverse the Usual Order
Of Nature.

Most land animals feed upon
plants and most plants feed upon
the soil and the air. But there are a
few plants which reverse the order
Of nature and feed upon animals, at
least TO a certain extent. They may
fairly be called plants Of prey for,
though they do not swoop like eagles
or pounce like tigers, they catch live
game end kin, doyour and digest Il.
These abnormal plants are COM
monty called insectivorous but the
name caruiyorous is moro fitting, for
some species feed on fishes and mam-
mals in addition to insects and as
simulate pieces Of meat offered 10
Them.
- least 500 species Of plants
catch insects but many Of them APP
pear to make no Use Of their prey
Technical World
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07

just received p eaf oi Od
Glory flour, shorts and biar,
Marsh's old stand. opposite the
Talmage House,
Sweets to Tho sweet buy bon
hons 81 prIco's Bakery
The best coal Oh Cor lamp or
incubator, only at Prowcli's
Hardware.
The best Gasoline for engine,
automobile, stove or any either
use to be had only 40 Proweli's
Hardware. (tO
Do not fail TO see the finest
display Of Nielle Plated cooking
vessels, at Prowell's Hardware
ever shown in Rich Hill GO
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
HIS SENSE.

"Come with me-" said the police
man on the beat to the fake blind,
deaf and dumb beggar on the corner.
'rhe squire will give you a hearing
tomorrow"
1T viii ruin my business shout
cd the dumb man, "to give me a
hearing. What's the use Of a blind
mans seeing his finish Baltimore
American.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
CURSE is STILL IN EFFECT
Puts Limit on Floeks 70 Be odne,
BY the English House Of
Spencer

Amongst the many legends
traditions connected with the a
Of Spencer is one which asserts
no Spencer may ever possess "a
sheer SAYS the London Mail.
case is alleged always to attack /
when their number reaches 1a
The reason Of this Is supposed /
a punishment on an holders "a
title FOR the wickcdncss ~ Sir 4
Spencer, a very early ancestor.
converted many hundreds Of .
OF ]pasturage and common land
plowcd fields. He is said to Lad
stroyed houses, churches and via.
and only to have left one al.
standing, which he turned int
barn for sheep. Thus came the (
on the Aocks of Spencer.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07

The Senior Class Of the HigbI
School met Tuesday evening to.
decide what emblem they would
get. They decided 10 get a class
ring.
Ivor Williams, 81 Columbia, is
here on o visit with his parents.
Misses Panlioe Conk and Ger
trude Grow. of Butler, WIN were
visiting Miss nozel Orris, Of this
CITY, returned home Sunday
noon.
seldom Barrows left SATURDAY
night for Fulton. Mo. to continue
his work ia Westminster.
Misses Maggie Adams and Eda
EIrert visited friends rear
Sprague several days last week.
Miss BlaI chs Rhoads return
ed Sunday night from a ten days
visit in Columbia, No.
Miss Bessie Cook, who had
been visiting relatives in lola,
Kansas. returned home Sunday.
Miss Frances and Harry Booth
returned Sunday from a visit to
their uncle, j. NJ. Hedges in
Springfield, Mo.
Joe Baker ard Marshal Bene-
field were IN Nevada Monday.
Roy Mudd formerly with the
lanes Grocery has accepted a
position as travelling salesman
for a packing house.
Mrs. Anna King and daughter
Miss Emma and Mrs. Dillon and
daughter Miss Layenia visited al
Aunt Bet Meats ~ hlch MI
Sunday.
Gooden Bros, Of Foster, NOV
ed to the j. A. Boron farm las
Ivan Corbin, of Hume, return
ed Sunday to take up his wori
in the High School.
Judge Geo. Templeton was
business visitor in Kansas Cit!
Monday.
BY talking your home tow
you better your surrounding
and thus help yourself.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
SHE HAD JOB.

President a. B. Storms Of the
State college, Ames, Ia, in his new
lecture. care We Sane o. Insane
tells the following incident in his
discussion Of the mad rush Of Ameri-
can youth TO get positions, to get at
something that will bring them
money.
my sister who served as a mis-
sionary once asked a raw Norwegian
girl if she didn't want 10 serve the
Lord.
Nope said the girl, AYE got a
yob.' Unidentified.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
GREAT SCHEME.

'What in the wo. Id are YOU do
ing with this ancient catapult in
front Of the statony quericd the
visitor at Windy Villa. starting
a collection Of antiques
The willy real-estate agent drew
the visitor aside with a wink.
"'Shl" he whispered. This is
a great scheme of mine You see, /
advertise the new cottages TO be G
stones throw from the station, and
this ancient machine throws a stone
over a mile"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
LoNo-LlvEo

Among applicants at Donegal for
old age pensions are three peasants
who return their ages at III, 10S
and 1O6 years. One Of them does
not understand q word OF English,
and still affects the knee-breeches,
swallow-tail coat and caubeen Of
two generations ago-London Mail.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
HUMOROUS MESSAGE.

Andrew Lang has tried Tine m1a
mcnt Of making his mind as
possible, and Of watching q =
words-not thoughts, out word
that hoated into his conscioasn
"These words he relates.
down. The results were very
able. Aiy own way Of writin
Johnsonian. But DE STYLE i
unprecedented writings waa 81
long words The FIRST words.
that swan mcallcd into ms
Adability is the charaeter
fine dawdling prosecutor, pa
message began thus; a Isl
the do-wn-grade tendency II
pneumatic currents. the ~ S j
marked that NE could no
gard Kafooelum as au I'D
tory eloquence,'R
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
SIGHTSEEING sIMPLIFlEp.

"What a splendid device the CAM
era is for the convenience OF tour
istst'
yes, answered Mr. CumroH;
"the next time / 60 abroad Pm GO
ing TO anchor in Paris or Vienna
and send a hired man arouad the
continent 10 take snap shots"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
nswAns 81 &c rAlk.wlaa ga

s'You know thai cel-headcd cash-
icr that had Tin netic to complain Of
me to the boss the other day" said
The girl at the iclepiono desk. "Well,
rot even with d a. an right He
amt married. bu he's got a hest
girl. Her fnther owns a shoe fac
tory over ia Jcrso and rich-my
Well, she called him up The elhcr az
ternoou at her usual time Is Mr.,
Smith ihercg she asks in her most
romantickist voice. Yes, an-
swcrs. Just as lromelikc as she. It's
his wife wants him, isn't its With
that Miss Girl hung up with such
a Jerk my. ear hurt. Smith goes
around wondering why she does not
call him up. Every time he dares
he SAYS to me, Has any n called
me on the phone, Miss Limit? And
] look as innocent as a kid and shake
my head, NO ] tell YOU, us tele-
phone girls can turn JOY to the
Bride into Nothin' DOM any time
we please. Me for Us
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
HIS VIEW.

"Ahw sighed the newspaper hui
morist, working from morning to
night is no joke"
"And joking from morning TO
night is no work" responded the
smitstill, who had come in to kill q
Esw busy hours.-Houston Post.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07

Miss Irene Orr, Of Butler, was
n this city Saturday.
J. K. Martin, as District Dep
uty, installed the officers of the
Odd Fellows lodge in Adrian
Tuesday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Rand visit
ed at J, II. Borron's near Foster
Saturday and Sunday.
Prices Bakery for bread,
cakes and cookies successor to
Maurer Bros.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07
0 BROMIDE.

"she is crazy TO get married"
eyes, l think So"
The strange thing about this is
that the person 10 whom this remark
was addressed didn't come back with
ihe bromide: "Wsll, most every
body h."-Detroih Esee PgaAA
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-01-07

Starts out with a smile. This promises
to be one of the most prosperous ever
known. During 1909