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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

ache, rheumatism, dizzy and fainting
spells, urinary disorders, dreadful
bloating of dropsy and finally a COM
plete prostration that defied medical
skill and caused her to be given up.
Through the use of Doan's Kidney
Pills Mrs. Kessler is a well woman
and is willing to tell about her case
to anyone who cares to inquire.
Sold by all dealers. so cts. a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
Less Precarious Also.

preacher Last time I saw him he was
in doubt whether to be that or a law
yer I wonder what decided him.
Mott-He probably recalled the say
ing that it is easier to preach than
to practice.-Boston Transcript.
To act with common sense, accord
ing to the moment, is the best wis
dom l know.-Horace Walpole.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
SCARED BY sSTAR SHELL"

its effect was extraordinary. The
Ahiaras, Onichas and their warlike
friends, who had spent years building
the most marvellous trenches and
stockades to guard every possible ap-
proach to their country, told us after
ward that they had meant to give us
very warm time, but that the star
she'll was too much for them. Any
one who could do this must be super
natural, and they fed into the bush
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
No Romance About It.

The stricken man constantly moaned
the name of the young woman who
had Tilted him.
Tell her." he said to the medical
man, chat her cruelty killed me. Tell
her am dying from broken heart"
The medical man shook his head.
Jaw, go on" he said. THAT would
be shamelessly unprofessional. Your
hearts all right. It's your liver that's
the trouble"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

were on the spot, but no lion was
there-an occasional splash of blood,
and here and there, where sand lay
between the rocks. the impress of a
mighty paw showed that he had moved
away after being hit. But SOC. all
traces ceased, and though we searched
for long we could find no other sign
of him.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
Dangers of Camping in the Lion
Country.

Moreover, to all our fun seasoning
was added in the shape of lions, whose
presence or propinquity was very fire.
quently impressed upon us at nights
by deep-toned grunts or ghostly ap-
partitions within the halo of our watch
fires. In defiance of the rules of war
which forbid the use of fires by
night, as guiding an enemy's night at
tack-we had ring of bright fires
burning round our bivouac to scare
away the lions.
BY day we saw them, too. One pa
troll, indeed, came upon a group of
nine, lying doing in the bush; and
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
Some of the Many Curious Adventures
That BefaII Travellers in Dark
Continent.

: Curious adventures befall explorers
in southern Liberia, as one of them
writes: when we entered this coun-
try in 1906 we fired a star shell to
try to communicate with the column
marching from Okla. This was seen
by the natives for miles around. and
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

while examining this, one of the
officers made some remark, setting
up a series of echoes, which resound
ed from the walls of the cave. lie Ger.
tainly was most queer, and was al
together too much for the few soldiers
and others who out of curiosity had
followed us in, for they dropped their
carbine sand fed out"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
Good, If HomeIy, Advice.

DR.. Wilfred T. Grenfel, the famous
Labrador explorer and social worker,
says that in the interests of the cam
paiga against tuberculosis, he has in
duced most of the natives to weave
the motto, Don't Spit" in their rugs,
instead of other homely sayings,
which were formerly used.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

were endured by
Mrs. Caroline Kess-
Ter of w. Main ST.,
Paw Paw, Mich. Well
and strong again,
her case is thought
a miracle by her
friends. What Mrs.
X e s s Ter W e n t
through makes a
I0~~ ~l~~~x 10 Oh
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

Lion
Hunt
BY Baron Heinrich Albert

Baron Heinrich Albert, the Aus
trian-SWiss adUenturer, has hunted
game IN eUery part of the world. He
has an estate Which provides him
NTH an income of $4,000 per gear,
and for the past Is gears, that IS
since his majority, he. has travelled
over the globe facing dangerous AMI.
mails and laying them low. 1t IS not
often that a man IS found who has
hunted puma. grizzly, moose, lion,
tiger, elephant, a0olf. rhinoceros,
hippopotamus, leopard, oceo1ot, etc.
In these especially written papers he
has narrated for this series some of
his most stirring encounters in the
territory through which Er-Presi-
dent Roosevelt wIl hunt.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
Rucoiic Rebuke.

PA is scoldin the new gardener
dreadfully"
"The man is such hayseed."
81 suppose that is the reason pa Is
giving him such raking over"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

vt WOULD be absurd after nego-
tiating the dangers Of a passage
of the Upper Nile out of season
and after traversing several hundreds
of miles of country in the hands
of rebellious tribesmen, to come
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
Never Be Afraid to Doubt.

Never be afraid to doubt, if only
you have the disposition to believe;
and doubt in order that you may end
in believing the MULTIPLICATION.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
HER FRIENDS WONDER
How Mrs. kessIer Was Rescued from
Almost Certain Death.

Few have lived through such trials
and suffering from kidney disease as
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09
One Thina NeedfuI.

Picking pockets" says Nifty Mike.
els like any udder bizness. It's y
cinch after We gifts yer hand in"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-09

<<VKY HAT kind of sport did you
" have out there?" is the
question with which men
have, as a rule, greeted one on
return from the campaign in Rhode
STA; and one could truthfully say,
1--WE had excellent sport" am about
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
George @aibinstun at nurif Scrfumit.

Eli "9ecorabs Sciten"s IsSaftion:
Gier mig Sen itose SieueItc at optasc
neoenitaaenbe fra gIaoet "Gmerifa"
itrebet fra Clifton, Seras.
S@rbsoi9it Martin lllpeitab.
Sr. Rebatterl - Sc bar piitnot bapt
meeen Reie % @eipGr meo at beniie og
fniiIaa at HurbmrnSeuc ferit opoa9eoe
gmerita: men Der bar bel aISris faIbt
sig IND, at @cOre @~aibiuotou, SanoctS
Saber. bar al uorf Sertomit.
:. @rimlarb eli al Sc fsrite norife
SettIers / Serns % tiQise en- al Sc melt
iubflboeIiesriae @orsere al Sosoue Co.,
fom til Seu Seilutuiug ira gcifriocIien
(ieg tror / llIpeitaos 9og), at ban maatte
bore uorit. os peo at uncerisse i Gforb
8ea's Morris, Chambers og 3elrs
encyclopedia fanbt ban 10, 1t iaa bar
SiIfGIpet, og iamtiSis ~opbaseSe ban
gtapnets llpiprins eIler SprtuoeIie.
Sobn aueuitine % enbel andre norifc
uSpurorebe til gitfbiten al england NM
Ii9eus for oct 16be sIarbunoreSe % boz
iatte Jig otte @il uorbenior BEN nuoGs
reuSe 9b RidntorS / gort 60. formos
ocntlig neo en- va, bpor sc bapoe iiue
gie9bptter, &aitetraffe og 8autstrG, bu
Stebet bIep talbt gnitebben (ie ct itsrre
eil8elit aart), ienereben blep bette ooers
Iat til &aibin9toiuu % iau blep Rapuet
artaget al auguitiufamiIieu % foraus
bret til 8aibiugtou.
Sobn 8aibingtons Sen eaer Senncs
ion al Sobn Auguitiue. bar Sorsermeiter
/ northampton so. / England pg bar
ierere boiat / South Gaze, 0~ortibirc.
6amilien uppanoreoe til glmerita i
Garet 1859, bpor be fom / 8eiiooelie al
Ell itor StrGtniug 2auo / girginia.
8eorge @aibinstor bar isot 1882 oa
% hans Saoer aueuitiue bebc, ba @epree
par II Gar 9ammel. 3anS @oScr
Rarp Ball % bans 9alobrooer 2aips
renee iergeSe for bans llO6anneIie.
sGrb. g. Slien.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24

ST 9ouSouer6lno paaltoO npllg,>at
al ole Rationcr ! GerOen boooe
gmerifanerue DC oaarIiglte WIanerer,
Ten ameritanite Tre5ie protclterer
berimoo, o. "Gep gort Zines" bcrl'
psoer / en- huntoriihit artitel paa. al
slnrerifa life lGnaere or iaa nmnncr
Iiot iom isr. Observation-Disclosures
iioer glaoet, iornIaner M ! en- Orient
lid 9efienotgisrelie line 6iinttionG'
rer til life at iornGrme R%oSla9erne
mere emo obiolut nsopenoigt. ioroI
meoen foitbor 1io bortilsies oerpeo.
Rrp gorfs 8oliti ilaor life lGngere
lime blutuuae asaer iua 6oarSt ! So
peSet pua barmIsie llolGiotnscr,
aiebmGnb peuter TO, ia ire Setllil'
Ser. ier &c ringer ,onoen Gang paa
Gntrefloffen hos fine aunSer. s'at'
liae Sn~obruostpue lister poo Satten
uaor De trpiicr Ell Game ! Ell SeI'
fobeo. o. / Rsosidlo sisr Dc fun
grua al regfrit aruot.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
Oil hpem oette
maatte peofomme.

81 mobtaser ret ium bet or grcpc ps
Ipittprt iaalphcnoe: Sea bar iffc mob
taset "@en grncn" 20. 3, eler no. q,
p.i.p." Spis man muotaser bet tilipn ,
renbe 4umer Of "Seeorab Soften, iaa
iuar man psiaa "Sco arnen", ba sisie
to glaee er trpft paa en- 0ans, % tan
life ab ifiaeS, mebminbrc bet enc itjGies
ub al bet aubet. % ri bar Scpis tpr,
at iaaoant bar bGnot.
opis abunucntcr iaar "Seeprab 30
item" o. life bet tiliparenbe Gumcr at
"Seo grnrn", ina fan man prre litter
paa, at en- cilcr anSen bar %"iaaut" ben
finite. 1aa anmoSnins pil nj crItntte
burtfumnc 4umcre, men ri nil sicrne,
man ital pibe, at sfplbsn life lisser
hos ps.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
Sam 0prcmc tGmfe?

On piiinuf sanIfe eneitaaenbe San'
belle inbtrai / Ell 2eilisbeo peo Sbous
glaos, 9riitiunia, ieei en- SEAT blsrp9
til at repbe ct Barn fra at fable no al
ginpuet. Meoens Mooeren par uoe
9ipttenet baobe Barnet flatret op ! ct
aabentItaaenoe Yinou. Ylnb'eIis bprte
Wpperen inoe fra @9ieliet en- pntsl'9
Wjauen al Suiets aai, % ba bun Tom
berinb, ier bun, al Satten bapSe tlprst
fla taft / Sarnets ajole ps ltse'Om 'p9le
at iaa truttet bet tilbase ira gtnoAet,
meoens ben mauer pnfelts. 9un Tom
beruep tbs NOT tit at iaa Barnet neo
fra bet iarliae Iinou.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24

0tibbel ueb ies %insentins ON. @eit
Prairies Soitaabueri beitpres al ben opgs
tiae IIen SaIporieu. 5an briuer ogiaa
peb Chen bernf MISUNDERSTANDING
Sau iRlser for aoutant os paa Borg,
Isit os fat, Gub % Stub. J Somnier
bappe hi Seies al Sr. Srof. Sleten al
Cutler Goaese. gan prGtebe for os TO
@anse. San aiIaeoe ct gobt Sioness
bDro ON DC Sanobeoer, ioR hi bill tro
for bort eset Bells Sfplo. Neoiiripereu
at pisie 2inier ienSer ban lin % ale ans
bres forbinotIigite Sat. San Ippeoe at
fonrre ieieu til uGite CONNER. % pi
baaber at ban er fit 9sfte tro. Gan ifal
bore ocIiommen. Gauges SbnoSe bar
en- lioen Reniebeo Der. Sen b~etjeneS al
@ait. Sacobieu iow omtaIes iom en- Hint
og bra Ytanb i ale Sele. Gan reeter
nm i'm egeu @iernins os bIanber zig als
brig op i anbres S~orretniueer.
Sar oeiaa nGret til gabar, 90 bet bar
paa en- Sabbdt. geien oibben eif ieieua
nem Ell trang Sal. 5 ielbe Sal5unoen
ranbt en- Slide Der bar nGiten panbter,
berfor er ben aImiuoeIis inIbet ben
tsrre aiIoe". Set bar tibIis pla Rorecns
~tuiiteu, % SirgIene baboe baot iin6rofoit;
DC lang eIGSeIisen, ia, De fang peut efter
Nober. iom en- ameritanif "SfooIma'm"
flinbe misurlbe Dem. ga bet bar Sdbs
bat sif iee ino / airfeu o. oberoar CUBS
ticneiteu. Yreiteu talte parmt % me8et
o~pbbgscnSe. 3 title anbaet IbtteSe gRes
uigbebeu; bans Sopeotaute bar: "Spors
Dan bsrer pi SUBS Srb?" Som oa til
at tenie paa 8isterens Orb: IS Ter 9as
&c ifaI @ieruiue sisres, ben ippenoe Sag
.ifaI Siertet rsres."
Satter Somfruen for benoes Snrpes
Ipill SdnctliS Slapus.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
aro eobaepole, z. aaf.

Weeb BET famine iee inbienoer Sf.25
bill lea inol9eae nosIe Orb, iont nlaalte
bill bore al Snteresie for mango at "Se'
corobsgoleu"s 90Isre. Settle er ct MT
Gtrsa. iom blep opIettlet for fun to Var
5iSen, men i benne forte Sin bar Sorhols
Sene ubbitIet iie % saaet fremao meo
aiampefriot. Sor nosle aar iiOeu bar
S~noianerue % 9uffaloen Gnsberrer
pda oisie 8ipoer. men ilH Ter pi auereoe
en- Settler paa uGiteu bper enelte 8parts
FELTON,, og ben bsIeenbe Sr9rie f%oroano'
les burtigt til Iere. bbor n9'ten Que
Sina porer pg ipnes at tribes iioneriet.
On Tina faneer Dor SpmertIombeo, Sn1
bper al os liber % arbeiber eiter beolte
Gpne for at erhperpe os ct Sicm Der paa
Ssorben. Ben buor mango az os er laa
ipriee / at fire os ct Siem, perorer boor
Ri fommcr til at tilbrtnee Soie1eoens
Settle Gars Ipliue bliper nilt uorlertef,
men bpaS BET eaentlise llobptte blloer,
ian iee life opgtpe, Sa r9lten rniet &c
treSfet Der enSnu. Yeaiier itaar uonters
let. oo nGiten alt "Squaip Corn" er mos
bent 90 "geaotp Sent" og andre Sorfer
fiaar mango Steoer otte SOB l Ssloe o9
ietter Itpre slr. Si bar bapt en- gten9s
Se gfeou / CONNER, iaa @andernes
Spaabomme at pi fom ale til at lulfe
libel, aaar piit life / Spfploelle, oom
paa andre stsber bar hi en- RGr9oe VIZ
hplSsfoIf Der, 90 ON life altr Se9n laar
fell aaar mart Saloonen neo t S'ltoS
rien iom Ell Saga blot.
On penIis SiIien til "SecorabsSo'
ITEMS llpeiper % ale bcns Srlere.
Senrp &. SerreiS.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
SanofGroi9 Iperferins
CT SaIs for Sufecs.
Chen DC / Scrnna brmstc Sngrcoi.
cnicr er blepue fjenStc, fpritaaes
psiaa bets girfcfraft JON
Wiobel mob Satarrb %
ipm Stprfemiooel.

Columbus, 8 {. - De pirfs
ninesiuloe Sn~greoieuier, oer brugcs
| geroens melt popuIGre Si,sbolo.
l~ringsmiooel, er blcpen befieuOtgiortc
for Iublifum. Sette betpber Ell M
9Gra | aperterineen at populGre "a.
milieme0ieiner - Eeruna err lebenoe.
Eeruua inoeboIoer bIonbt andre
Sing @olbeu Seal Der er fraitig | lin
girfnine paa Slimbinoene. Georon
SeeS, Ell iieIoen Meoiciu 90 uiorlig.
neIigt Stprfemiboel. 9u6ebS. pGr.
bifuto moo aaturrb ! SanSeSrptsor.
ganerre o. moo Spgeom | Rprcrnc
oa 9lGreu. Stone Root, pProiiulo
for 2erperne Oh Slimbinoenc ianrrl
Tom ct 0lioSel moo @atcriot % ilct
Soroeielie.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
Srip 8beumatismeu ub.

Sommereu er forbi. ps iuoeu fort Sio
biz @iutereu tomme meD YIneer al 8bcus
matisue for bUer Seriou, bpis Blob er
beiruet ueo Den rbeumatiife @iit. Rbeus
matisme poloer aItio YLnger. men naar
@intereus 8iuSe og Sre ieier beupoer
sc noroIige Stater, 90 Nuloe. ioIot 8egu
90 acknowledgement 6uatisbeo omfntter
Sbocn, ga tager Seuue irH9teIige SBgs
bonn ct iaa iat 5ag / Den ironiit liSenoe.
at 2iuet bliper nGitsu uupholoeIigt. gu
er Set Sioer for Dig at bespuoe en- Be
banSliug meS .Slibus Abeumdtie Hemes
bp, mi I 9sbet al De 6ebaeeIiee Seitoage
for @interen iommer. for al oriDe Hbcus
matismcu no al Dit Spltem. III fan fdd
en- SlaIte al iuIo Stsrrslie pad Yrspe,
Tom bill ices al Ct SiIbuo / osres apers
ioisicmcnt betitIet "gerioHIie til Iioenbe
al AheImatisme."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
6uIopenee Joroen.

gnbD 9tcfion, en- so aar gammeI
8armer, oebe for en- WoaneOs 5iO
ii0en paa lin 5arm / Iprbe0en
al Salnpra, Soma, og oct pafte
Oeromtring ~betpoelig SpmlGrfiombeo,
at ban fife efterlob Zig llogen 1or.
niue, omcnotfisnt man meo goo
8rlno bapoe antaget BAN for at bore
Itprtrtg. San bapoe nenllia aItib boz.
ret meget fneben paa SfiaingenL og
bans uomPrfebe 6arm, Tom ban /
aareuis bopbe ubleiet, gap bam en-
aarlig SnotPgt al beitimoo $1,000,
meoens ban og bans SIritru ifafie iig
lit tqrpelige uofomme al Ell Slot
Sons. Gen gamle Wano bao0e al.
orig bapt Fenge / 9anfen, o. man
antog oerfpr itrar, at ban bapoe ara.
pct Dem neo pon i'm Sorm. Ut ginf
beroW baube DIR. 0iction gipet ben
iibite Gag ban lepeSe. On at Su.
itrueuS Sl9gtninge, Der oa lao hos
Den bsbsipge Wonb, opiororeoe BAN
til at gios Suitruen 9eifeo nleo Sen.
inn I'll bans efterlabenifaber, og oct
Clap enoelig no al oen gamle Dtano,
at ban bapoe siemt mango Eeuee.
men III bar ban iaa ina % aifrtpftet,
at ban life funoe piie Dem De Steoer,
bpor Sfutten tunoe iinoes. 2ogle
2ieblitfe for lin 0eo rnfte ban MO
ifiGlpenoe SGnoer lin Suitru Ell
Rsalc iii ct gommel. iorialoet Sfur.
Iom itoo tort peo Suiet. % bette leoe.
&c til, al man ialialo bar innoet enoeI
al 6ormuen. auorep Smitb. @rs.
.Sicfions Ieoe. bIep iibiat iom 30.
nliniitrator for Soet, 90 bet fsrite,
han aioroe, par AT unoerlgge oct
aamle Sfur. otter nogen Ssgen
fanot ban Der $4,000 / gulopenge,
Der par graprt neo ! SOroeu. Smitb
meIote lit Srmo iii 9ommereu |
Stiiteretten. o. ocmIe beororeoe Sbe'
riii sinner I'll at blipe meo og tort.
iatte pioerc Sfnttegrnnnlna. i Del
aumle Sfur, Der ,nsang bar pGrei
benpttet til Rsgning al aieo % 6lelt
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
ssrn gsc,t 9%rairic, @isepniin.

Set foIbt mia iaalunbe after moi
Sonte Of Ienbe min Zen "Soten en-
gp;itel berifra bette SteS. &eit Bratrte
bar eriiteret Der iiSeu Seroens Staoelle'
yaa Stebet er retop in9eu "Spr'n9
Gbicten". Ran9t os meeet tlnoe oGre
at berette BERTHA; men Hal le9 9aa t'tS
baae / Siben, iaa fommer ie9 tno pad 9t'
itoriens SeIt o. gnemGrfer, % bet Tor
leo life, oa mause a~uereoe bar Tafenl
paa BEN @ierius. Stal ie9 paa Den en'
heu Sibe iiae roget ON Sremttoeu, laa
bIir bet en- 9rpfeti eler Spaaoont, o8
ba bill inaeu tro mig, Sertor o'l le9
ifripe ON set, Iom Iieeer Iise op galS
tiben - bet, iom bGnSer o9 'ter poer
9ao. @e1t Yrairie iigger / Seruon TO-
@is. 9peoen er ifisn % fru9tbar og CT
befoltetH for bet meite al So9ntn9er. Teo
BEN "Ieoe Slide" berifer EorotlorotngerS
nc. po her Sogninserre. Ses9e oisle
Stnmmer bar bapt line S1en1 pad Del
fIippefulbe geitlauo | rorere Ser9erpuS
Pint. Set er ingenIunbe ida, at Hacer'
or paa Netur. Spertimob, ben er % be-
timber ia / SorsgeIie p9 uopltlin9 for
beooes pebfommenoe. Reo en- Sern>
baanS % Staalflib bar oisie Soil arbet.
BET Tia op til pur Velltaro. WFan8e az
ne oamIe bar neola9t Ganbrin9sltapen;
men beres gftertpmmere bar trofnlt td@
oct OBJ beres SGbres SnsIel % @lerntis'
g,orif Sprca pebli9ebploes, % De llll9e
taller og lrier Sort, Iom ON De 'tlloe
bape prret fsot i Nprge. Set er netop
2 Sprooet ION binoer os giorom9uc Jams
men til ipQes @irfe. Yico Oct CT utal@
lioc airter bpgget; beiere Stoler az ei1s
bper grt opretteoe. 5 Oct Spro9 taller,
trrter co brsrmer hi RoromGno. Set
er lieeIaa iiut, lieelaa upptlet lou' nos
oct anSet Sprba uuoer S6leu. Sertor
iab set for fommeuoe Siber bare bort
fpQes Iprtel Su bill bel, tlGre SGler,
oierue bere ira beuue giGpe Sp9o ltpt
mere ON DC Solf, iont Dor Der. VII right
Ssr MI Der: Iiot / ielpe Sbgoen ltaar
Weit Yrairie Sirfe, Der b~etienes al Salt.
q. Senbricts al ocn norite Spnooe. Yres
fen Dor en- Inn 2un0 lige pco Slrfer.
Sors aobe Habo er @eor9 Sherman, Der
RINGER til Ssimesie og CT Utenl9bes
bers Sinansminiiter. 0aar pt noroooer,
finocr ri Som Sbompiou, Der ipsler me-
act meo Den relieieie 2iteratur % er life
Iaa Tibet al en- Seolog. SanS Specials
Stuoium Ital acre Den 9amle SaftS Soos
%aipuing. 9iaaife hi tan rente oS 'no9et
al bans bp9tise Sen / ben mere Sremtio.
Si finSer tiaise Sanilierue Sdnoipiet
So6nion og Gbriit Gail. 2en9ere
famine 8etniug Dor Gbriit Sriu9e %
hans grooer Gilbert, Sisie, % ale ans
ore rurbt Der b~efiuoer ia / itsrite Bell
aaaenbe. San berfor billie no / Seroen
fra benz til SIestutuee og Senner. z.
Ssium bor ber oeiaa paa lin pene 6orm.
San biz gaa alene igienuem Seroen o9
teriioo neoao SiSeus @Ip. 90 life bam
alene; mango andre, iom bar pal9t oeus
ne 2ipsform. gpcn bet or iaare u9cIs
biat for Samfuubet. Ho9et maa ajeres
meb Disie uforbeberIise Yeberiueuoe Der
miot inpe / 3~riitenbeoen. NiaaI og
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
BUT -

William Loeb, Jr., collector of the
port OF New York, was discussing
the smuggling discoveries OF last
month.
"A little slip" he said, caused all
the mischief. A little slip spoiled all.
It's often so with little slips.
Thus a certain resident of Fell
city, Ohio, lost his wife, a very tall,
scrawny body, and ordered the lead
ing stonecutter of Felicity to prepare
a tomb inscribed:
Jane Jones.
Lord, she was thinel
Unfortunately, the widower chose
a very narrow he~adstone, and when
the stonecutter got TO work on 1t,
he found it would not accommodate
the full inscription. So he abbre-
waited a little - just a little. A little
abbreviation, he var sure, would make
no difference 49, in fact, would pass
unnoticed.
But the slightly abbreviated in
scription, when finished and erected
in the graveyard of Felicity, read:
Jane Jones.
Lord, she was thin!
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Spuroan ban palste fin 3lsbeicparatur.

Set fan babe i'm SuteresIe at l9Ie,
brao ell intelligent tpIt Snrn1er ~itriper |
Glaoet ~american Sipincbearo" ON Den
Maaoe bporpaa ban puIgte fin Sepdrus
tor blauht Be mango, Der ale paaitaoeS
at pGre be beoite. 0un flyer: "8co
perionIig llnberisgeIie pibite ieg iutet ON
bisie Raitiner. fcrbi ieg life babe roseu
@riarirg eqer Gpuoisbeb i S]cparatorer.
Seq er heller life fBnbig / Reoiciu, 90
oerfor b%enoeuoer ieg mig til en- 2Gge,
naar noset man9lcr mig elIer min 8as
mile. ga ies ituIbe oGIge Ell S~eparatol
bc9pubte ie9 oerfor at ic mig runot efter
Dem, iom mdntte autnacs at urre tpus
oi9e, og jeg apoagebe bn, at it]sritepdrteu
al &c 6aremre Der fslgcr wleo Sioeu os
uoferer iiu @ieruiug pnn en- bioeniiabcs
Iig Rnaoe, liant observation-disclosures,
agerbrussitolcr % Dc iIeite al Dem, Der
bar bunoet @rGmier ueo Smsruoitiqius
ger, ale bruste Sc 2aunl Separator.
Sette iputes mig at pGre en- goo aubes
falling, ie9 tis6te Ell Sc 2auaI 9taitiue.
90 ieg er 9Iac oper at ieg gioroe oct"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24

bar man MI operanet to @lnsfruffer
iuloe al @ulopenge; Y Den enc arnfte
bar Der $4.005 % | Den anocn So
600. Der er iaoleoes ollereoe iun0et
oper $f2, 600, men man er forpisict
ON, at Der enonu er Here ttien 1ol.
lars neogropet paa 6armen. Nian
fan mn buife, at gamle Gicfion bop.
De Ell 5orfi9rliabeo for 8iilopenge.
og at ban, naor ban betalteS meo 8a'
Dir eaer, Selp, oltio perleoe oisIe /
Cub.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24
Smaaruif.

s Saab ON at hume iaa itaniet
ben netop nSbrnbte GoropoIfrig %
~iorhinbre, at Der blir nbsit Strsmlne
- life al Memeifcbloo, men BOG.
trpffcripGrte % 8lPt - ioreilaar
ieg berpeo, at man oper oIt, bpor to
eaer ilere amerifanife 9orgrre trGi.
fer iammen, pebtar Ell SeioIution
omtrent iaalpoenoe:
"Saaipm Der peo NoropoIen life
ipreS pGre Arm NOT poa Soppen for
Eearp og Goof iamtioiat o. citer.
ION ser fan pGre @uIiabco ior, at
Goof life raj frem til Eolen, o. at
Tearp life rnf ioa lanai irem moo
moro iom Goof engana, bare oct her.
peo beiluttet, at pi intet mer Scnipn
tar til DC TO SpbagereS S~poagelier
og Gdaitanoe, men hiemfaloer Se0on
HooiepeIt ira "bet msrFe 6oitlanO"
iuareit muligt % ienoer BAN uorb.
oper uleb EaalGg ON at iinoe, itpoe,
Hoppe no os ienoe GorOpoIen for.
iparIig neopaffet til "Gr." anoer.
ion*) / Maoiion, liant oprettc ct
9oitaabneri / Somtcu citer EoIen,
ioa frerltioige ToIarreiicnoe fan bIi
iitono til at bepiie iine Gooitouoe
peb at icn6e fine Senucr 8reufort.
Scr err poititempIet RorNpoIrn =. @"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-09-24

Dem bicm igieu.
san bar Spmono. @eb Spar
ionbeo og giboIo fra iterfe Grifte
hopbe ban pGrct iitono til at lGage
Oh en- pen Gum Genge. Soa lteg
han til 9oo8. Stror eitcr tlebtc ban
iio 9oo56aao. icm ban betoItc oct
meite al aie6eiumucn poo tolltdllt
gn fort Gio eiter i~orliitc ban, Alt,
ban cict, qif thumbs pad Sooet | ct
2icblif. San fom ocg lcln iIlIallo@
meS 2ipct. Ger itoo III Den lill9e,
Itrrfc Wan0 meo @iGlo pao &rop'
pcr. Sopoe ban bc9pnot at orbeloe
"a ipore iaien, piIbe fan Dog bare
prrct oiplofri poa nogle llgerS Sio.
qren ban oif paa Snlooncn % orat
iio milo for isrite @ang ! ut YIN. ga
hon bIep ncqtet 8%rGuoepin 90 El'
1oo hor no 8inouerua ! Soloollet
~ blep orre1tcret. @olitioommererl
los ham ilippc ioa let iom Sooet nj
LOS. 0leu oct bleU iIOe uof oat9c'
pcl for Ell Qluuo, Der aIbrtg hapoe
pprct htlo oa oloria isr oGret | 80
Gticts SENDER. : Noo9nn9enS
9ooe or Oct oobbe!t iarligt Of ls1c
srsit / grnoeu al Slosiet. g'an8en
en- baabcfulo, bra uug @onN ait mt
Ser, foroi ban fife pioitc beore. %
rlore MGno qisr ogiuo pcl at ia
iig io9t.
9nSria iutrc, Zen! 2u Dtloe nm
fiebe Bin Geurer og GlToe ON
%llpcrner. Ga betpiloe pGre olll't.
gr.