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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
Kurtz Tried to caIoIe the Dog.

bile's exhaust down the road. AS 1t
drew near he yelled to the driver:
For heavens sake run over that
brute. He's got me freed here"
There was a laugh from the other
car and the driver backed away and
rushed at the bulldog full speed. The
dog disappeared under the car, but
arose behind it barking and unhurt.
Again the automobile was aimed at
him and again the dog emerged I'M
harmed. At last the newcomer grew
tired of his job and, declaring that he
couldn't hit the dog, put on power
and drove away.
For half an hour or more Mr..
Kurtz sat a prisoner, and then along
the street came a belated citizen,
whistling merrily. At the sound the
dog pricked up his ears and dashed to
the newcomer, springing up and show
ing, as only a dog can, how glad he
was to see him.
The artist called to the man, who
admitted that the dog was his, and
then Mr.. Kurtz recounted his nights
experience. The man laughed loud
and long, and when the artist asked
his name refused to give it. However,
when he walked off in the darkness
the dog went with him, and after an
hours more work the artist repaired
his car and drove home.
He slept late next morning, but his
waking hours were spent in a hunt
FOR the dog. It was unsuccessful, but
he artist declares he will continue
the hunt until he finds that canine if
1t takes all summer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
A PROPOSAL.

Mr.. Hardup-Good morning, Mss
Aughtumn-ahem! There is some.
thing / have been wishing to ask you
for some time, but-er-the fact is,
haven't been able to screw up enough
courage to-er-come to the point.
Miss Aughtumn--A proposal at last!
Mr.. Hardup-Could you, my dear
Miss Aughtumn-could you lend me
five dollars?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch matter Of great i'm.
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. 1t great strength as stiffen-
er makes half the usual quantity Of
Starch necessary, with the result Of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough on Bedbugs, Powder or Liz d, 25c.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 25.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, 15c., Liq'd ,25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, Csc.
Rough on Shelters, agreeable to use,25c.
q. 8. Wells, Chemist. Jersey City. N. ].
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
Fitted for the Job.

The general consulted the topo-
graphical chart. you understand,
colonel" he said, chat this charge on
the enemy's fertilization necessitates
the most reckless disregard for hui
man life?" 81 understand, general"
the colonel replied. The forlorn hope
chat leads the movement will be COM
posed exclusively of amateur chauf-
feurs."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
Practical Device.

"Why don't you mend that large
hole in your UMBRELLA"
Il keep it to put my hand through
to see if it is still raining. '-Meggen-
dorfer Blaetter.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
Ancient Mining Company.

At Falun, Sweden, are the headquar
ters Of a mining company with a his
tory so remote that the date Of its
origin cannot be definitely fixed
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
Ask Your Druggist for Aliens Foot-Ease.

81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent
ly and have just bought another supply
1t has cured my corns, and the hot, burn
ing and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable, and L would not
be without it now.-Mrs. w. j. Walker.
Camden, N. j." Sold by all Druggists, 25c
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
Seeks the Man.

Tommy-Pop, what is the office
that seeks the man?
Tommys Pop-The tax office, my
Record
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
ProVidential.

Mother-Why should we make Will
lie a doctor when there are so many
new doctors every year?
Father-But think of all the new
ailmentsi
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

The mere fact that man doesn'
call you a liar is no reason that he
doesn't think you are one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
ResiIiency of Language.

81 say, we are down on our luck!"
Eyes, we are certainly up against
it,"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

Wise is the man who closes his face
before he says too much.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

It's as difficult for some people to
let go as it is for others to catch on.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

ALL UP-TO-DATE HOUsEKEEPERs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

Time will tell-unless the gossips
beat it under the wire.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
What is CastOria.

AsT0RA is harmless substitute for Castor OIL Parego Drops and
Soothing Syups tits pleasant Tt contains neither Opium Morphine
other Narcotic substance Its its guarantee destroys Worms and ays
Fevenes Dah@a and Wind Co relieves Teetng Troubles,
Constipation and Fatenc regulates
and Bowels giving healthy and natural Sleep The cdens PanaceaThe
Mothers Friend
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been use for over
30 years. has borne the signature Of Ch H. Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision its infancy Allow to deceive you this
All Coue limitations and are but Experiments that ife with
and enngr the health Infants and Children against Experiment.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20
RED CROSS BALL BLUE

Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large OF. package only cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-08-20

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethlng sOftens the gums, reduces in
Illumination aays pain. cures wind colo. Csc bottle.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-11-25

Mike O'Brien, an engineer from
the Spokane division has taken a
run out of here on trains No. 43
and Al.
Brakeman J. L. Bonner has TAX
en- a three month leave of absence
and has gone on a visit to the home
in Marion, Ind.
G. c. Dewing, formerly station
agent at Cut Bank, who came here
two weeks ago to take the position
as night yardmaster, has pur-
chased c.. w. Pruyn's residence.
Charles Love, who had his foot
taken off in railroad accident
some months ago, returned from
Seattle Friday evening with an
artificial limb and is now learning
to walk again.
Engineers w. A. Jones, Roy
LeBeyer and Frank Riedell re-
turned Monday from a very sue
cessful hunting trip in the Fisher
river country. They returned with
six fine deer.
Train No. 4 was annulled Tues
day on account Of snow slides in
the Cascade mountains, and num-
Der of people going down to Kalis-
pell had to ride a freight train to
Columbia Falls, where connection
was made with the "dinkey."
A. T. Neuman has been awarded
the contract to do the mason work
on what is called the Bolton hotel
From the way it is arranged it is
not likely that it will be for public
use, but more for the accommoda.
ton of the railroad officials who
spend their vacation at Lake Nc
Donald.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. G.. Fisher re-
turned last Saturday from Rochest-
err, Mimi, where he went to be
treated for appendicitis. A very
successful operation was performed,
and he returns very much improved
in health. He is now acting as
yardmaster at Troy for a time
until he fully RECEIVERS from his
recent sickness. Mrs. Fisher will
visit in Spokane during his stay
there.
We clip the following from the
Michel paper: Reuben Gray, the
new man on the New Michel branch
of the G.. N. r., is here now every
night. He was crowned, as usual
with the little red cap.-F. J.
Lanigan, one Of the best known and
whitest boys on the Great North
ern, who has been for the past three
years working for Jim Hill, on the
system running into New Michel,
has cut out his job, and is retiring
from railway service and will locate
in Rexford, Mont.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-11-25

FREE, to Boys and Girls, Flex ible
Flyer, 'The sled that steers.' The
best sled in the world. You can easily
secure one within a few days by doing a
little pleasant work. Some have in a
few hours. Be the first in your town.
Write today, stating your age. A postal
card will do, w. l.. Davis, l55 East oath
St., New York City.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-11-25
ARE YOU A BOWLER

If you are or if you want to find
out whether you are or not, pick
out four more good men and bring
them to Deeringer and Coffey's
alleys Monday evening about eight
O'Clock, and the Great Northern
office team will bowl you a match
game. They issue the following
challenge to any team in town:
We, the undersigned, comprising
the Great Northern Bowling team
will challenge anyone in the city
who desires to organize a bowling
team of five members. to a match
game at the Club Bowling Alleys
next Monday evening We under
stand that there are several teams
to be organized and we are very
DESTROYS to meet one of them on the
above date. Notify any of the
undersigned.
w. l.. WATKINS, Captain.
ED. TENNER.
JOE HAMILL.
J. e. CoFFEY.
c. M. BEAUDINE.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-11-25

Pete Gutensohn went to Essex
Friday to take the passenger helper.
Machinist John Berry and Edwin
Moss went to Kalispell Sunday to
spend the day.
Fireman Libby and bride re-
turned to Troy Saturday after
spending month visiting in the
cast,
Machinist Fred Collins has re.
turned from his vacation which he
spent at Troy, on a successful hunt
ing trip.
Chief clerk to the superintendent,
b. S. Dickey, who is spending a
sixty day leaving of absence in Kali
ispell came up on business Monday.
Robert Renfrew, who is well
known in the mechanical depart
ment of the Great Northern and re-
signed here a few weeks ago, is now
in Vancouver, WASH, where he is
employed in the car department
of the S. P. and S.
John J. Coumans, who was killed
in the dynamite explosion at Nyack
week ago Tuesday and whose
body was held by the Coroner Wag.
gener at Kalispell, has parents ir
Chepstaw, Ontario, Canada. The
body has been shipped there fol
interment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02
INTIMATE CORRESPONDENCE.
BY RATH
BY RATti

| not truc. There Ia no msn IN either
branch q congress. 20 far n ! have
observed and have been here a
long time-sho can 80 away aud
leave his mouth IN operation. with
out suffering consequences. II u
true Hepburn tried II. bat yon 70
member what happened He came
bach and found that his mouth had
said that all this fass about trusts
and combinations was twaddle Tor
words 10 that effect. that fhcre
we're 20 trusts In Idaho. that trusts
we're the inysntlon Of men like
Cumminn and iaFolietts. who IRE
quented tho Chauthnqua circuits J
that his farmers were too Intelligent
10 be scared BY this annual ChAu'
tanqna bug boos that he did not
believe 10 them. that they we're
ghosts. ste. etc, etc Well. ! Eive
you my word. when Hepburn came
back to the senate chamber and
found hia mouth saying things like
this. and all his colleagues FrinnlnE
like a lot Of Cheshire cats. be vas
the most ratified senator you ever
saw. The way he Ept 10 that mouth
10 shut Il off wna something fot a
bass runner 10 copy Therefore.
say. II Ia not lair TO ray that he
Is the enly man who can start hla
mouth and so away and leave Il.
No man-at least no man now In
public hfe-can do H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02
THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE
little TRAGEDY or GREAT CITY

One day several months ago thin and ragged boy got
past the portals OF one OF New Yorks exclusive clubs The
stewards were going throw him but Of the mem
bsrs whom good meal and cigar had made good natured
stopped them.
"Mhat do YOU want, kdf he asked.
"Iust Job sir," the boy answered, trembling,
There was none OF the asscrtyeness OF the alert
smart confidence OF the city boy in the answer Just paios
and fear and hunger
The eubman had been frightened boy from the country
himself once lie felt protective instinct toward the young
ser He found the boy had ridden in from the west IN
box
The eubman got the boy uniform and job as bell boy
in the hotel
Beyond his name--Leon Wesley-the club men never
learned anything of the boys past But they all liked him
He was so thin and ptifu and willing
After lew months the boys steps Jagged. The work,
easy as was hard for him. doctor was con
suited He pronounced his trouble quick consumption
At the hospital a couple OF months later physician aud
the club member who had beended the boy bent over his cot
q don't want brighten you old chap said the club
man. sbu, you are near the end Won't You tell me some
thing OF your family your friends VIC can notify themf
The boy looked his quesoner square in the eye
AN want know is, will anything hurt me after this
he said
And a little later the boy died
And that was all his New York friends learned about
Leon Wesley What the things in his young life that
things drove him from his home lin west that he wanted
to forget-they knew.
1t jus, another little tragedy Of the ei'y-and Of life
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

coult easlly endure my odder pleas
uruH
lin dot case I yill do my best to
chlrk you up. ! saw q llddie sid
run offer BY a atrccd cat dias morn
Ing. She looked Ike Jour Pauline.
Anodder dlnE-Your cook haaa nils
laid def rat poison Der last dime
she saw i'd. ID wass In baking
pewter can. We're az you put your
lnanrenlE bolicyf Your yifc 70 lnok-
Ing fof ID. Walt. VII pull DIVA
der blind. you look Khaatiy ~ DAY
llEht psy say deere isa a utht dos
on dlsH block bat don't BE- alarmed
YOURS IL blaying NIT der ehiitrcn
Deg are tfying 10 take a bone away
from ID Say. don'd yoa dink dsre
las somedinsn sad Ahouid der smell
Of tubefpsaai hut dey maka iotely
floral designs ! knos yoa Fiii be
pleased 10 know Emil Google
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

Ach. OSCAR. do | see you sick In
bctf"
"oh. nod at all. You soc mo ould
on der chlekon coop boring holes
In dor roof 40 "a von'd rain In on
der ducks"
"und yo, consists OF your NJ
nesaf"
eLumhnro
We're do You feel idf'
In my foot"
'Fooll Lumhase isa In der
hack
To be sure. Id las In der back
Of my foot"
"oh. cheer up IN ID lac fatal,
dor dlssIaa vill soon run ids
course"
"nut for why shout I'd use my
system for a race track. ask
you7"
enond your doctor kaowr'
How shout he know ANGLING
abould race traoksi He ina no
horse doctor"
"vell. ynt iss hef.
lie les a regular veterinarian"
How are you getting alongi DO
you suffer any imhfoyementaf"
eYeas, am getting worse much
better"
Dot la a pleasant SURPRISE 10 me
guess ID lac beeoaa haf been 81
ing yuu absent trcadmend ! haf
been Thinking your heals efsry dime
! felt tirnty.-
Tank you Your Kindness To
yournclnf viz nefur be forgotten.
ID Las surely a great sacrifice on my
part"
Meter mind. haf brought you
somc imbergar cheese Whaa you
allowed to haf HnY dninticsf"
No lndeet Der doctor bass cfcu
cut OF my piss feet
7 hope der alteration wans pain.
tni
Nod ferry. You see dey safe mo
saAA 0aas lss der only light nour.
iahment ! can take !"
"Dond dey gife you any nollisf
Yess pills .
You ought 10 try = SCOT tonic "
Veil | a., take a hair tonic, but
ID don'd frst veil on my stomach
"Ach. II ! cault oniy do some
dingE 10 make yua more miaerahicl"
We'll. you might tolt me some On
tertAinlng gossip TO take my mind
off your depressing face. Den !
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

echnitH bass nod forgotten you. lie
bass hat hlmseluf measured for a
pair Of vito glotea, but hat saved
mine from der lat funeral Your
mndderiniAw Is bearing ~ well
An. she les a hrafe woman Brace
up and look nd der prlght aiie. Here
IL dor cart Of a trent Of mine. MAY.
be you can ugv some pitzlness 10
hlsn way lie ias a nntertnker. ncre
Las morV goot ness. Our lodge lac
10 q nouriahlnE condition now--ssf.
eral brudders who hat been draw.
ing sick benefits hat passed away
Don'd be downhearted votsfer you
dond. Say. can ! haf your cuckoo
clock und your meepchaum cigar
holtorf Hut Fot am saying Elem
81 you shout die ID les no align you
Fouit hat 10 quit smoking" lThud
-nlff-aMAsHiiil Exit Adolf
ZIP
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

They are trying nut a new style
Of street car In our model city.
The traverse seats have bean re-
placed By t~o very uarrpw seats
running part Of the longitudinal
distance OF tho car. The space be-
tween the seats has been much In
creased. A row Of upright stan
chions runs down tho middle Of the
aisle. from which dangie 50 straps
There are also straps on the Hidas
Thus there IL standing rom for
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

The thing that really worried
Hepburn. as am Informed. wan
the statement Of a New York news.
paper man that the senior senator
from Idaho was the only man In the
senate who could starr hls mouth
going and 60 off and leave A. I
don't blame the senator for 0biect
Ing TO that Kind Of Joke. because
in the first place tho statement Ia
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02
LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE

Abortion. Prince Edward Island.
Editor: I could not think Of do
ing Without your paper. even while
on my vacation here. Your stand
on the "cafe evil" and other ques.
lions affecting the morals and
welfare OF our city Is TO be com
msndsd by all decent citizens. Too
bad 1t Is that We haven't more ed
itors with backbone enough to
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

stand mp and help the people fight
their battles. instead OF selling their
sheets TO the highest bidder. no
matter for what purposes.
Ny friends have congratulated
me numbers Of times for having
such an independent paper In our
city, More success to you is my
earnest wish.
]. l.. HARDY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
]. l.. HARDY.

The impractlcable thing about
truthfolling is how II would make
everybody hate you.
The most that a giri can ever see
that great-grandmother was for
was to inherit some old laces from.
The surest way 10 lay up money
for your future ia 10 have some
tightflsted old relative do II for you
and leave Il 10 you in bis will.
The way girl likes TO be kissed
Ia when she's 20 excited about Il
she doesn't know whether she IA 20
Ing TO lose her halrpins or pretend
TO be mad.
Nothing can make a man more
disagreeable to his wife than going
on a visit TO their relationa, except.
Ing having their relations come on
q visit To them New York Press.
A knowledge Of tho way Is a good
paft OF tie journey Spanish.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

with the Eaucy red kcrchief on her
head. who kicks up sand on the
beach. Is tho same domestic little
body who sweeps lint from under
the beds at the BlenboronKh Marble.
helm. Yet such Is the case
But | have a bunch that the
bTonzed. handsome gent In SOL ia
Nlse to me.
Today be met me In the hall and
chifped. They say mermaids make
the best housskeepers"
| wonder who the bronked. hand
some gent Ia. don't remember
seeing him among the sad sea
waves
tContinued)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

This year I'm taking a work and
Win vacation.
Here's tho answer. I've got job
~ chambermaid nj a resort hotel.
% a. 10 spend o summer at the sea
shore without spending anything ex-
eept he summer.
From 7 n NJ TO D. m. I'm q
toller In calico. After p. m. I'm a
gay sandf1y IN a serge bathing suit
seeking to drive away -ongwee.
A bathing suit makes all gi5s
equal. and . good figure does the
rest.
Little reck the Taliants on the
boardwalk that Mas Dillpickles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

The Acapulco disaster furnishes
lAmentahle Incentive to the person
who Is familiar with the prununela.
ton Of aeiamokraph.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

There is some doubt In the minds
OF several councilmcn whether Mr..
Bouillon comes from Missouri or
narce'saa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

60 10 100 people. aud seats Tor about
10, ! understand the company IL
much pleased with this type Of car
u will nqaeefa IN more fares than
any style previously sxperiments.i
With The merit step, / understand
will b. 70 equip the conductor with
q pike. like that used b. cattle train
conductors, 70 at ever stop they
can 80 along beside the cars and
poke up The HnimHia who are
down and are being uamplod b.
Tie others.
wiibur Wight tells me he IL 10
g. 70 Germany "a soon az they fin.
ish here. J suppose this will be an.
other excuse for john Hull 10 have
NE aEue' sinesfciy.
RATH.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

oh. darling. say that you WI
drift down the stream Of HE VIII
ms 10 my little canoe
thlnr - nfnic cuts.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

Yesterday will be famous In his
tory "a one day in which no aero
plane records were broken
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

kays The Philosopher Of Folly
'fEgsfy theft has rs penalty. POI
instance. a stolen kiss u often pun,
isfiad b. q life srntsucr Al hafe
iabsf. Cleveland LEADER.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

well DO the wemsn agree a. 70
the sew srflsalT
sprafticailY, yes Some say she
f6aks like q faahioH ms faHine. ana
others say she looks lie . back
number w Washington Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

Through labor 10 rest. through
combat 70 victory -sThomas s'ksfn-
pts
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

washington. II. - 3uil -
Drar Dad. In a volume from the
census office Which has laai come
10 hand note sons interesting ilg
urea on the Erosth Of the meat
packing industries at chieagn ]
note that between 1900 and 1905
tho numbering OF slaaghiefiuE 90
Establishments decfeased from - 20
81. Also ! sce that the AVERAGE
number u sage eafuers decreased
FIRM tzS1is TO 22.ei7 but. observe
this STRANGE phenomenon. the value
Of the products lneFeaAef from
1855 .ss7. go TO $3.50 .hsi.4ss. which
spells consolidation. the economies
Of a trust. fewer tobs for the wage
Garner, more work by these Who do
the work. more profit BY those who
hold tho stock And yet Senator
Hepburn says; ~rhcae trusts arr
ghosts"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

Yes. Senator Hepburn thinks the
press gallery IL too frivolous
think the senator lie mistaken.
There are times when the only
thing 10 do is to laugh. Tears
would be- tho only alternative. And
one Of these times Is when Senator
Hepburn Eeis up and bcEs for an
increased duty on pig lead. and a
decreased duty on dead PIG. Or
was Il vice vefsaf
AZ alt lines with Hepburn II IL a
case u unconscious humor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

sswouid you tsiisss that ] oncs
had tfsssss that hung 70 my Nsisif
did YOU inassdf
-fss y continued the cancellations
nffi hut waists were under me
arms thai year "-Leelssiiis couf-
let Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

Eihsl-Jarh thinks Tea are good
enough 70 eat
Elsie-f like Tom hettsf hH
thinha am good enough 10 feed
HoHtea Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02

The wifs-once you said yoTd
gladly give the world fer me
Tie Hubby Nnlif
The Nife-A Ana now you frfusp
10 sell that suburban vt OF yours
4nd buy mo al euiamabiis l-tlsYo.
land Leader.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-02
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