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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Returned From Mammoth Cave.

The Mammoth Cave party returned
from the Mammoth Cave TO Livermore
Saturday evening, Aug. rs, after hav-
ing spent a delightful outing of sew
cral days They were delayed several
hours each trip, but the time was
quickly whiled away by the jolly
crowd with games, music and refreslf-
ments They report a Jolly time.
Those composing the party were: Mr..
and MIS-. John Lindley, Mr.. and Mrs.
Gus johnson, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Atherton. Mr.. and Mrs. c. c. Ather-
ton, Meslames Walter Boyle, Jennie
Johnson. Pearl Nave. Geneva johnson.
Sue Tichia Lee. Mary Atherton, Leno-
IA Lindley Ruth Lindley. Eva Lindley,
Mary Taylor. Elenor Anterior, Flora
Cullin. Pearl Cullin, Eula Snider.
Messrs. !. w. Snider, Herschel How
ard, Charley Tanner, Ernest Bennett.
Dolly Bennett, Emmit Nave.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Fatal Fracas at Hardinsbure Fair.

Persons who returned from the Har-
dinsburg Fair on Saturday tell of the
fatal fight that occurred near the
fair grounds on Friday. The quarrel
started in a grove near the fair
grounds among horse traders and
there were both whites and negroes
concerned in it. A white man named
William Dunn from Stephensport was
shot and badly wounded By negro.
AS soon as the shot was fired and the
white man was seen to fall, the negro
started to run. Other white men or
dered him to stop and surrender but
he only kept going the faster. They
then began TO shoot at him but he
was soon out of reach in the timber
which was supposed to protect him and
the pursuit was Abandoned. 1t was
supposed that he made good his es-
cape but his body was found the
next morning in the woods short
distance from where he was last
seen by tie men who shot at him.
Another white man was stabbed
severely in the back in the same fra
cas- and others are said to have been
wounded, but they were not badly in
jured and were taken to their homes
and nothing is being said about their
wounds.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Convention Program

OF the Baptist Sunday School Union
to be held with Cool Springs church
Tuesday, Sept. IA, 1909.
O-Devotional-Eld. II. D. Burch.
1O:OO-The True Object of S. S. Work
-Eld. ]. w. Bruner.
10: 30-Proper Organization of S. s.
-Eld. O. NJ. Shultz. .
11:oO-The Pastors Duty to the School
--Delmer Williams.
II 80 How to Prepare and Teach the
I.esson-W. NJ. Fair.
~: 0e-Noon.
l:Cu--How a Good S. 8. Helps a
Cnurch-Eld. r. Z. Fuqua.
1.3O-Annual election of officers.
OO-Benefits to Old People of a
y. S.-Rev. John T. Casebier.
2.30-s.ow to Secure Efficient Off
GERS and Teachers-Eld. A. b.
Gardner.
2:00-The Outlook-Rev. Jas. Case
bier.
The last half Of the time assigned
to each subject to be used for gen.
ertl discussion. Every school In the
Association should be represented.
N. F. JONES,
o. M. SHULTz,
E. w. FORD.
Committee.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Deserved Promotion.

Concerning a former Ohio county
boy who has gone out and succeeded
splendidly, the Franklin, La, Watch
man, says:
Mr. George W. Bennett, who has
occupied the position of manager OF
the Cumberland Telephone Co., with
great credit to himself and to the
satisfaction of all the people, has
resigned to accept position at the
Sterling Refinery. Mr.. Bennett has
made many friends in Franklin, who
regret to see him go, but they wish
him success in his new field of use
fulness. He has proved himself a
worthy gentleman and faithful en-
ploye, and will carry with him The
good wishes Of the public.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
The HeraId's Bic Press.

Mr.. David Lewis, an expert machin-
list of Chicago and the special repre-
sentative of A. +. Wanner G. Co, of
that city, dealers in printing ma
chinery, is in Hartford ard will be
here several days. He came to IN
stall the large two-revolution Cottrell
newspaper press which The
Herald is putting in its remodeled
quarters. This is a fine machine and
will give us extra good service. Mr..
Lewis has had an experience of near
ly fifty years and has erected print
ing presses CT every description and
kind in almost every State OF the
Union. His stay of % years with the
Wanner people shows that he is a
valued employe.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Laurence Finn by AccIamatiOn.

Hon. Laurence b. Finn, Of Frank
lin, Simpson county, was nominated
Railroad Commissioner by the Demo-
Gratis Of tie First Railroad Commits
sioner's District ut Owcnsboro We'd
nesday bv reclamation to succeed The
late McD. Furgerson there being no
opposition.
The district convention was called
to order by Hon. Alb Rhea, of Rus
sellville. district chairman. Hon.
Jake CUrbett. Of Wickliffe, Ballard
county, was selected chairman and
presided over the convention. 1t
was harmonious meeting.
Mr. Finn was placed in nomination
by Capt. W.T.. Ellis, and received
the vote of the entire district, as no
other nominations were made.
Resolutions were adopted by the
convention endorsing the Louisville
ticket and was full of good cheer for
the Democratic nominees of the Falls
City.
Hon. A. o. Stanley, of Henderson,
Congressman from the Second Con-
gressional District, addressed the con-
yention.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
A TERRIFIC RIOT
IN CAPITAL CITY
OF Kentucky, In Which
Two Were Killed.
STARTED IN A SALOON BRAWL
House Shot to Pieces by Sol
dierS Seeking to Avenge
Death of COmrade.

Frankfort, Ky, Sept Ain brawl
followed by the most terrific riot ever
known in this city between militia
men and civilians, Sergeant Ingram
Tate, of Somerset. KY, of Company
G, Kentucky State Guards, and jeff
Cook, civilian, were killed and Will
liam Nickels, Ed Miller and Alex
McNally were probably fatally shot.
The riot began in the Paradise sa-
loon in the "Tenderloin" section.
Privates VIM. Phillips and c. f.
TOadvine, of Company G, who were
standing near Tate when he was
killed, identified Joe Nickels. who Is
under arrest with eighteen others, as
the mau who fired the shot that killed
Tate.
The house was almost shot to
pieces By the troops in their efforts
to gain an entrance to lynch the man
suspected of killing their comrade.
For more than an hour eighteen
men held the fort against the regi-
ment. AS the shooting continued, the
residents in that section retreated 10
the cellars for safety.
Every person who attempted to
leave the neighborhood was halted
with bayonets in an endeavor to find
the man who started the riot.
Col. J. Z. Allen, commanding the
Second Regiment. County JUDGE James
II. Polsgrove and Chief of Police Man
gan, accompanied by soldiers, search
cd the building. They found the men
huddled in the top story. They were
taken to the Jail which is being guard
ed by soldiers to prevent lynching.
MILITARY FUNERAL FOR DEAD.
Frankfort, KY, Sept. with
charges of murder and accessory to
murder against them. Joe Nickels mad
Joe Kinkead, are in the Franklin
county Jail awaiting the completion
of a formal investigation of the bat
tie between soldiers Of the Second
Kentucky Infantry and civilians, in
the "Tenderloin' section Of Frank
fort. last night.
The body of Sergt. Ingram Tate.
who was killed. was sent home after
a military funeral. and the body OF
Jeff Cook. who also met death, is in
the morgue.
The wounded. William Nichols, shot
in left side; Alex McNally. shot in
left arm. and Ed Miller. colored. shot
in hand. are doing we'll.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Hardinsburg Fair Visitors.

Those who attended the Brecken-
ridge County Fair at Hardinsburg,
Wednesday from Hartford We're: Mr..
and Mrs. ]. C. Thomas and son.
Elijah, Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Riley Mr..
and Mrs. E. e. Birkhead, Mr.. and Mrs.
r. w. King, Mr.. and Mrs. z. w. Grif-
fin, Mr.. ]. w. Ford and Miss Winnie
Simmerman, Mrs. Hooker Williams,
Mrs. c. NJ. Barnett, Mr.. Sherman Park
and Mrs. John B. Foster, Messrs. r.
ID. Walker, c. NJ. Grove, e. T. Will
liams, Harold Holbrook, Mrs. Jen-
ME T. Mcllenry, Mrs. r. Holbrook
and daughter, Marian. They all re-
port very pleasant day and an at
tractive fair program in our neighbor-
ing city
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08

misleading. The backbone and brains
of this Commonwealth,as of the South
and of the Great West, are with the
agricultural population; when they
meet and where they meet, much may
be learned that is profitable, much
heard that would be instructive even
to the pnndits of the Back Bay.
We do not know how it may be In
that other Commonwealth, which. not
appropriately, worships the sacred
Goldfish. but here at all events the
county fair is quite as uplifting as
any commencement, Harvard's not ex-
copied.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Notice Tobacco Growers.

All parties desiring to pool in 1909,
are hereby notified that the time for
pooling pledge in Ohio county has
been extended to September S0th. 1909
after which time no tobacco can be
pooled through this committee. This
action has been taken because Of an
agreement between the three district
association, Green River. Home Ware
house and A. S. of e.
Fin. Com. for Ohio Co.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Good For BiIiousness.

81 took two of Chamberlain Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets last night, and
! feel fifty per cent. better than |
have for weeks" says j. ]. Flrestone,
of Allsgan, Mich. They are certain
ly fine article for biliousness." For
sale by all dealers. Samples free. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08

North Pole calls for my heartiest con-
gratulations and stirs the pride of all
Americans that this feat, which SO
long baffled the world. has been ac-
complshed by the intelligent energy
and wonderful endurance Of a fellow
countryman.
WILLIAM II. TAFT"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
REPORTS
HAS FOUND POLE.
First News From Noted
Arctic Explorer.
NO DOUBT AS TO THE FACT
Fourth Trip of the Great Ex-
rlOrer Whose Success
Follows DR.. Cook.

Indian Hartor, Sept. 6.-To AS
ISOLATED Press, New York, y. Y.
STARS and Stripes nailed to the
North Pole. (signed) "PEARY."
Indian Harbor, Sept. 6.-TO Her
bert l.. Egidgman. Brooklyn, n. Y.
pole reached. Roosevelt safe.
(signed) "PEARY."
Indian Harbor, Sept. 6.-To The
New YORK Times, New York, n. Y.
II have the pole April 6. Expect ar
rive Chateau Bay September {. Ar
range eXpediate transmission big
story. (signed) "PEARf."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
PROSPECTS FINE
FOR THE BIG FAIR
The Great ard Only Ohio
County Fair.
It BEGINS TO.DAY:..F0UR DAYS
Thousands Will be in Attend
ance---GOOd Racing Prom
i;ed-BeSt Fair Yet.

To-day sees the beginning of the
great Ohio County Fair, the most
generally observed and highly enjoy
ed event of its kind that comes to
the people of this section of Ken
lucky. 1t will continue four days
and every day will be hummer. This
will su1'pass any event of its kind in
the history of the association. Extra
pains have been taken to make this
true. The weather promises to be
ideal, the racing track is in splendid
condition, and the long line OF filled
stalls, containing the best of Ken
tuckys horse flesh, for racing and
other purposes, gives a bright guess
Of what is in store for those who
delight in what constitutes one of
The principal features of a county
fair. The side-shows, the merry-go-
round, the confectionery stands, and
all the other attractions that enter
tain, instruct and amuse, are all here,
ready to contribute their parts to the
big show.
There will be plenty to see and en-
Joy, whichever way you turn. The
fairs this year in every section OF the
country have drawn large crowds, and
the spe ,ial inducements offered by the
Ohio County Fair are expected to in
crease the attendance to a point never
before attained. Reports coming in
from the country indicate that ev-
erybody and their cousins, aunts and
uncles will be here. 1t will be great
time for the children and special ar
langemC1ts have been made for their
entertainment. All parents who have
children should be here with their lit
the folks. They will never forget the
time th.y had, and the little money
spent i'm taking them will be amply
repaid in the enjoyment given them.
And there will be entertainment for
the old people, too-for all-the
sweethearts, the old maids. and even
the old bachelors will enjoy it. Really.
nobody can hardly afford to miss 1t.
There is much fine stock on hand
for sho', purposes and the racing pro-
gram is one of the best ever offer
ed in Western Kentucky. The Fair
Company has never before put up so
much money for speed. Not only are
horsemcu who have formerly been en-
tering horses here. but owners from
distance and others are much In ev-
idence.
The music for the Fair will be rem
dered by the noted Third Regiment
Band of twenty pieces Of Greensboro.
This is the same band which FUR
nished the music for the Fair two
years ago, which was so much enjoy
ed. The music is one OF the princi-
pal features of the Fair and the So
licitude of the Company this year in
sures ample entertainment In this
line.
Hartford presents a lively appear
ance now. There is a move OF hustle
in the air. The streets are already
thronged with people. like a big CITY,
while the glare of the new arc lights
reveal busy and jolly scene at night.
The new NH. & E. Railroad VIII run
special trains every day from Small
hous on Green river and other points
on each side of Hartford. =.
The great Ohio County Fair is here
again, the fun is on, and you'll miss
one of the principal events OF your
life II you do not attend.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
The Presidents Chue Wagon
Held Up.

1t became known Saturday that four
constables, operating an automobile
speed trap" at Newbury, Mass, held
up the Presidential automobile for
alleged speeding and detained Presi-
dent Taft for n few minutes. the
President was driving from Beverly TO
Haverhill to see Associate Justice Moo
dy, of the United States Supreme
Court, who is i'll at his home.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Go With a Rush.

The demand for that wonderful
Stomach, Liver and Kidney cure, DR..
Kings New Life Pills--is astounding.
James IL. Williams says he never saw
the like. It's because they never fail
to cure Sour Stomach, Constipation,
Indigestion, Biliousness. JauIdice, Sick
Headache, Chills and Malaria. Only
25c. JaGes Fl. Williams. ~
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Notice.

A meeting OF the Democratic Execu-
tive Committee Of Ohio county will
be held at Hartford on Monday. Sep
TENDER 18th, at l o'clock p. m. Bust
ness of importance is TO be transact
ed and every member is urged TO be
present. G. B. LIKENS, Ch'm'n.
HEBER MATTHEW'S, Sec'y.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Notice TO Teachers.

DR.. John c. Willis has asked me to
secure another institute instructor, as
it will not be possible for him to fill
his engagement in Ohio county.
am compelled therefore ~ post
pone the institute fer 4 short time.
1t will be held the last part Of Sep
TENDER. Respectfully,
JAMES NJ. DeWEESE, 5. c. S.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
TAFT GREETS COOK.
Copenhagen, Sept. 4, 100

Copenhagen, Sept. A, 1909.
president, the White House, Wash
ington, ID. CT have the honor 10
report to the Chief Magistrate of the
United States that | have returned,
having reached the North Pole.
FREDERICK A. COOK"
Beverly, Mass. Sept. 4, 1909.
Frederick A. Cook, Copenhagen,
Denmsrk-Your dispatch received.
Your report that you have reached the
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08
Sale Forbidden.

The old Christian Church advertised
for sale by w. H. Moore, ct al. be-
longs to me. l hereby forbid sale or
removal. ANDY SiROADER.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-09-08

New York, Sept. 6.-..Peary has sue
ceeded. STARS and Stripes nailed to
North Pole." From out the Arctic
darkness was flashed to-day this mes
sage which stunned the scientific
world aud thrilled the heart Of every
layman. From the black coast Of Lat,
rador Peary gave the news that he
had attsined his goal while at the
same moment, in far-off Denmark, DR..
Cook, OF Brooklyn. was being lionized
by royalty for the same achievement.
Undoubtedly Yankee grit has conquer
ed the frozen Northland and there has
been created a coincidence such as
the world will never see again. Two
Americans have planted the flag of
their country in the land of ice which
man has sought to penetrate for four
centuries, and each, ignorant CT the
others conquest, has flashed within
five days their laconic messages OF
success to a waiting world. With but
word from Peary the world. awaits
details breathlessly. but, until to-mor-
row when Peary should arrive at Cha
teau Bav, Labrador, waiting must suf-
flee.
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28

CALL BRANCH OFFICE 1851 FILLMORE
near Post
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28
REDEMPTION OF BONDS
REDEMPTION or BONDS
Notice of Redemption of First Mortgage s Per
Cent Sinking Fund TweEty-4ear Gold
Bonds of the Boca and IOyalt0n
Railroad Company.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on the
Ist day of April. 1909, twenty-three t23) OF the
first mortgage six t6) per cent sinking fund
twenty COO year gold bonds OF the Boca and
Loyalton Railroad Company, dated April l. 1875,
and secured by Deed Of Trust. bearing the
same date, and made BY the Boca ard Loyaltoa
Railroad Company to the Mercantile Trust Com
panE of San Francisco. Trustee. being bonds
numbered one hundred and twenty-six (126l TO
one hundred and forty EIGHT (14Sl inclusive, viii
be redeemed and paid at the office OF the said
Mercantile Trust Company OF San Francisco, No.
464 California street. San Francisco, California.
by the payment of. the principal of said bonds.
and each OF them, and all interest due thereon on
the said 1st day OF April. 1909. together with a
premium OF ten (10) per cent upon the prin-
cipal OF said bonds. and each OF them Said
bonds numbered one hundred and twenty-six
126) to one hundred and forty eight (14S) in
elusive, and each OF them. are, in accordance
with the terms and conditions Of said bonds and
deed of trust, hereby called for payment upon
said 1st day Of April, 1909. and interest upon
said bonds and each OF them viii cease from
and after said date.
Dated: San Francisco. January 26th. 1909.
MERCANTILE TRUST COMPANY OF SAN
FRANCISCO
By A H WINN Trust Officer.
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28
PRoPERTY wANTEp

buy only from owner. acreage.
farm, ranch. improved unimprOyed property
OF good soil; lots small house; all near
California ocean or bay shore, must BE-
cheap; state cash price. P. o. box 2tlS. OAK
land. Cal.
purchase or lease lot suitable
for filling purposes; good flling; near as
18th and Guerrero sts. as possible Address
MISSION MARBLE WORKS
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE

WE WILL GIVE YOU A FARM
Last week the following ad:
I'VE will give you farm and trust II
and you TO pay us from half of what 1t
produces for you each year This is a spe-
cial proposition on few of our best pieces
of irrigated land in the Jordan -Atwster
Tract in the San Joaquin Valley If you
have confidence in yourself equal to our
faith in the land. the bargains made
Land in this section has paid for itself in
one year. We offer easy cash terms II you
prefer"
Have received over so inquiries aud have sold
all but IA Of the lots reserved for this plan We
will stin make you liberal terms-tefms which
you can make good. Write Us today for full in
forma ton.
LAND AND TRUST COMPANY
incorporated for $200OOOl.
Address: Palo Alto, Cal. Branch office at Mer-
ced. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28
LADIES, TAILORING

SUITS made from material reasonable;
first class work. FRED HRUSKA. 1912 Polk.
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28

CALL BRANCH OFFICE. 1901 Fillmore st.
near Post
The San Francisco call., 1909-01-28
FURS

j. T. VALLEY. flrrier-A TO a of; best
quality; form lI5 Kearny now I746-174s Fiji
more nr. Sutfer. Oak. 1868 Brdwy. above 14tb
g. BARE furrier formerly f.achmann & Co.
now 1915 Bush St cor Van Ness upstairs.
3 KANTNER. manufacturing furrier formerly
l22 Stockton ST.. low Ills Van Ness az.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-19
NOTHING TO PAY
Hyomei Is Guaranteed to Cure Ca
tarrh OF Money Back.

When YOU suffer horribly from ca
+arrh and are constantly shifting ana
snuflng. hawking and splitting and do
ing other disgusting things. remember
there Is a certain cure, called Hyomel
pronounced High-o-me), when is
guaranteed TO cure
Hvomei will give joyful relief TO any
catarrh sufferer in FIVE minutes, and II
Vives remarkable relief to consump-
tives.
Hvomei is medicated air prepared
from the extracts taken from the giant
eucalyptus trees Of inland Australia,
where catarrh or consumption is never
known.
You breathe IN this healing and anti
septic air through an inhaler and this
air. with its peculiar soothing proper
ties. passing over the infamed and
germ-ridden membrane (for catarTh is
a germ disease), kills the germ, allays
the Inflammation. and in a short time
completely cures the disease.
A complete Hyomei outfit, which IN
cludes a hard rubber inhaler that viii
last a lifetime, and bottle OF Hyor1ei
costs only sl.00. extra bottles cost &
cents. Sold by leading druggists every
where, and IN Salt Lake City by F. G
schramm, who guarantees II on The
money-back plan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-19
cErrlNe LIE CLOCK BACK.

The president is said TO be in favor of
setting the clock back and beginning
the active duties of life two hours
earlier in the day and knocking off
work that much sooner in the afternoon
OF evening. It is doubtful if the scheme
works out with any degree Of satisfac-
ton TO the employers. Amusement in
the summer time doesn't really begin
until the shades Of night are falling, and
If the boys and girls are TO promenade
and dance as usual and then get up at
o'clock in the morning to begin the
new day, they probably won't accom-
pllsh much in the way of work.
The new order of things, if really put
into operation, will put the baseball
fan who has to work for a living all TO
the good, and life will be one continual
round of pleasure. No necessity for
lying 10 Old Crouch about attending
funerals. sickness or anything, but a
run and jump for the first trolley car
bound for the baseball park. Getting
off i'm time for the game will certainly
bring unalloyed joy and unauthorized
happiness to the enthusiast but well
have to wait and see how others are af-
fected before throwing up our hats over
the prospect Of manufacturing more
daylight by Law.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-05-19
NO MAGIC IN The NAME.

A Kentucky colonel, created such by
Governor Beckharu. evolved beautiful
scheme some four years ago which
failed to pan out owing to a variety Of
causes. The colonel had visited the
Holy Land and conceived the idea Of
shipping several thousand gallons OF
water taken from the River Jordan TO
the United States to be used in the bap-
tism of infants. Fifty-six casks were
transported by caravan, railroad and
steamer. and the consignment reached
New York on Christmas eve i'm 1906.
Then the colonel had 10000 cross-shaped
bottles made and prepared to reap the
reward of his enterprise.
Strange to relate. there was no de-
mand for the water for baptismal or
any other purpose, and the colonel went
broke as = result Many years ago
tourists returning from the Holy Land
used To bring home small bottles filled
with the Jordan river water. which
were looked upon with reverence and
awe by the folks at home. It's differ
ent now. and when the contents of the
coloners hfty-six casks flowed down
the gutter in New York the other day
nobody seemed to care. 1t was great
scheme. only it didn't work.