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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-12-22
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-12-22
GRANGER HAS ARTEsIAN WELL
Several Other Wells Now Under Con-
struction VIII BE Developed
Rapidly aS IL Consequence.

Mr,-Olaf Olsen, a Seattle capitalist,
has accomplished for the high lands
adjacent to Granger what w. T. Clark
accomplished for the high lands in
the Mckee valley 16 years ago. He
has sunk well 920 feet deep, pass
ing three strata OF water which were
not satisfactory and finally striking Il
splendid flow. His well is north of
Granger and two miles and a half
above the Sunnysde canal in a sec
ton OF country that presents all of
the ideal features required for high
grade fruit farming
Determined To I'm.
Mr.. Olsen went into the undertake
ing determined to go 1000 feet if
necessary to get a successful we'll and
was agreeably surprised at finding it
at the present level. He left North
Yakima yesterday for Seattle end will
make immediate arrangements for
casing his well. At a depth of $50
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
What Every Joker knous

Those who have seen Maude Adams 1n What Every Woman Knows" will remember that John Shand. the Scotch hero of the play, claims that he has never laughed in his life. Judging rom some people right here in New 1ork, It is not necessary to go to Scotland to discover specimens of the human race who are absolutely joke proof, says the New York Times. The following may serve to prove it.
 To-day said facetiously-minded individual, T was almost run down by a carriage containing MT. J. Pierpont Morgan. When I saw who it was I regretted that l had not allowed my. self to be run over. in order that MT. Morgan might have forked over a few thousand to me on the spot
 An, but, you know remarked a lurreted Armer-Plated Joke-Proof Spe. cimen, "you-you might have been badly hurt
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
PRIZE FOOD PaIatabIe, Economical, Nourishing.

A Nebr. woman has outlined the from personal experience. She writes
 After our long experience with Grape-Nuts, cannot say enough in it's favor. We have used this food almost continually for seven years.
 we sometimes tried other adver- tised breakfast foods but we invariably returned to Grape-Nuts as the most pal. atable, economical and nourishing of al1
 When I quit tea and coffee and be- gan to use Postum and Grape-Nuts I was nervous wreck I was so ir- ritable I could not sleep nights, had no interest in life
 After using Grape-Nuts a short time I began to improve and all these ail- Elents have disappeared and now am g well woman. My two children have been almost raised on Grape-Nuts, which they eat three times day.
 "They are pictures of health and have never had the least symptom of stomach trouble, even through the most severe siege of whooping cough they could retain Grape-Nuts when all else failed.
 "Grape-Nuts food has saved doctor bills, and has been, therefore, a most economical food for us."
 Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to We'll. ville," In pkgs. There's Reason"
 Ever read the above letter, A new e4e appears from time to time. TEev
 genuine true, and full of human
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
With The Legislators
House Passed s1o,ooo War Bill.

House Passed $1o,ooo War Bill.
 In the House the main feature was the debate upon and passage of the bill appropriating S10,000 as contin- gent fund for the attorney general 10 be used in defending the suits now pending jn the United States Supreme Court, relative to the Wingo act and other acts, particularly the Barker demIrrage law, both of which have been called into question on the charge of inyalidity.
 The bill was attacked on the ground that the appropriation is unnecessary, in that it is the business of the at torney general to look after the states legal interest and see that the acts of the legislature are enforced. Those advocating it's passage contended that the present appropriation is not for the ordinary expenses of the office or attorney general, but for extraordina- ry contingencies, for the payment Of witnesses in securing testimony and of expert assistants, if. in the dis cretion Of the attorney general, such are needed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
tOriCinal.)
By HIRAM RICE

The professor of ethnology in a cer- tain institution of learning, who was contemplating trip to darkest Africa in search of curious specimens of hu- manity, abandoned his design when he spotted among the students cou- pie named Thomas and Heiney. There was no need. he told his wife, of muss ing around in the tangled swamps of Central Africa, fighting mosquitoes and other wild beasts, and running the risk of having to marry the dusky queen of some savage tribe in order to preserve his head in it's accustom- ed place, while searching for people with whom nature had been having fun, when two such choice specimens were, so to speak, left on his door step
 Thomas was one of those individuals who preferred to stuff his head instead of his stomach, and as a result was about the hungriest-looking mortal that ever tried to make a scientific theory take the place of a large helping of corned beef and cabbage. He had a head as big as a pumpkin, and there was so much learning inside it that 1t bulged out in ridges until it resem- bled one of the aforementioned in- gradients of a pie. Poring over books and holding up that enormous head had bowed out his back and bent in his wishbone until he looked like an exaggerated interrogation point. Ma ture had been kind enough to Thomas in the beginning, SO the neighbors said, inasmuch as she had endowed him with sufficient good looks to put him in the beauty class had he cared to follow that line; but the Ambition Bug had bitten him when he was a small boy, and now about all he cared for was to wear enough clothes to keep the police from bothering him. and store up facts in his think closet.
 Heiney was a big. husky chunk of bone and muscle, with face that would frighten she-beaT, and head about the shape of a green onion. He wore fancy vests and loud socks, could about as intellectual as crawfish; but having gumption enough to go indoors when it rained he was satisfied with his mental attainments and paid more attention to the dinner horn than the class bell.
 Thomas and Heiney came from the same town. and in way were close
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
Another State Capitol Bill.

Like the cat which always came back, the state capitol proposition in the Senate continues to roost on the back fence and bob up serenely every time the doors are opened long enough.
 A third state capitol bill made it's appearance in the Senate, when President Martin of Pope intro duced Senate Bill No. 1S6, bill to increase the state capitol commis- sion to seven members, select an arch itect. appropriate s350,000 and con- tinue the state capitol tax levy of one half mill until the building is com- pleted.
 The bill did not come in the nature of surprise, as it was known Sena- tor Martin had such a bill in his pos session Ii was read twice and placed on the calendar with 800 copies order ed printed
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
Sucth> &5btSiick %on,om

We know of no other medicine which has been suc- cessfu in relieving the suffering of secured many genuine testimonials has Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 In almost every community you will find women who have been restored to health by Lydia E. Pnkhams Veg etable Compound. Almost every woman you meet has either been benefited by it, knows some one who has,
 In the Pnkham Laboratory at Lynn Mass. files tainng million hundred thousand letters from women seeking health, in which many openly state over their signatures that they have eganed their healhby taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound has saved many from surgical operations
 Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound is made clusivey from and herbs, and is perfectly harmless.
 The why successful is because it contains ingredients which directly upon the female organism restoring 1t to healthy and normal activity.
 Thousands of unsolicited and genuine testimonials such the following prove the efficiency of this simple remedy
 Minneapolis, great sufferer from female troubles which caused weakness and broken of the system. read much of what Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound had done for other women et would and it did help nder- fully Within months perfectly well woman.
 I want this letter made public to the benefits to be derived Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable CompOund"- Mrs Moldan 21 15 Second SNOrth Minneapolis inn
 Women who suffering from those distressing ills peculiar to their should not lose sight of these facts doubt the ability of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound to restore their health.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
The Penny Saved.

The Penny Saved was put in tho bank, the old broken teapot having gone out of style. Here it presently overheard two voices talking.
 II want to borrow $50,000,000 to finance a candle trust!" said one voice.
 Glad to accommodate you!" said the other.
 And the next the Penny Saved knew, it was going out into the channels of trade.
 When the man to whom it belonged fell into sore neeu ne was candle maker and the trust crushed him out) and came to the bank for his money he was courteously informed that the institution had passed into the hands of receiver and recommended to call again in a year or two and get his share of the assets, should there prove to be any.-Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26

rivals. Thomas father was the village plutocrat, having gotten rich shaving notes and forclUsing mortgages. When he discovered that his son yearned to be one of the intellectual lights of the country he told him to go as far as he liked along that line, for he realized that soaking up learning was less ex- pensiye than soaking up highballs.
 Heineys father was a shoe cobbler by trade and an enemy of the rich by profession; when he heard that Thomas was to have his brain stuffed with all the facts and theories it would hold, he declared that learning was one thing the rich couldn't completely eerner, and determined that Heiney should have all that he could cram into his queer-shaped head, no matter how many half soles it took to accom-. plislh it.
 Thomas took to books like girl to pickles and ice cream. but Heiney's brain was as tough and mnYielding as some of his fathers sole leather. The only reason he went to school was he. cause no one would play hockey with him, and his father had habit of bending him across barrel and beat. ing the protruded portion of his ;anat- omy with aa oak lath every time he spent lonesome afternoon down b. the creek bank.
 Heiney could fling stone with the precision Of a mGle's kick. and being as strong and frisky as a yearling colt in pasture. he developed into the best baseball and football player in the town, and then he endured the en- forced hours in the school room so he could indulge in his favorite sports during the intermissions. Of course he could not rub up against so much learning without being inoculated with some Of it, so the teachers gladly passed him on till the time came for his class to graduate; the principal heayed sigh of relief and crossed his fingers when he signed his name to Heiney's diploma
 As soon as Thomas had acquired all he knowledge dispensed in the home 'hools he began to tease his father
 be sent to a university. The old n thought it over awhile, then fore. ed on another farm, and set DOT
 Of the proceeds aside for this
 'se. When the news got around
 'ney's father he ordered a keg of
 ne, another side of sole leather
 read the information that he
 eep his shop open nights.
 the professors of the uni.
 beheld Thomas dome of
 ey gathered about and made
 llation an intellectually hi
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
PinoaN Salary to Be Paid.

The passage of HDnse Bill No. 59 (Parks), appropriafing s6,250 to be paid X. O. Pindall for his services as acting governor in the past two years, was the chief event in the house Mon- day, while short and snappy mes sage from Governor Donaghey, in which the governor refuses to comply with the resolution adopted by the house last week which provided for a personal trip of inspection over the new state capitol building, was the feature of the morning session.
 An entire afternoon was spent in discussing the Parks bill, which was taken up shortly before the noon hour, and which passed at 4 o'clock in the afternoon by vote of 5l to 22. No lengthy speeches on the measure were made by anyone, but nearly a half of the membership discussed the bill, speaking either for or against it.. The argument against the bill in gen. eral was based on the claim that X. o. Pindall should not have remained in the office. but that he should have called a special election for a new governor
 The opposition to this argument de- clared that this should never have been done, as it would have been ne cessary, it was claimed, to have de clared Governor Little incapacitated to have carried out any such action. Those who fought for the measure also argued that personal feelings in the matter should not be allowed to interfere
 A slight furry was caused in the afternoon, when MT. Winn of Pulaski declared that he did not believe that MT. Pindall had done his duty in re- gard to the enforcement of the 2-eent railroad rate law
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
IN THE SENATE.
Bills Passed.

Senate Bill No. IT (Rowland, to amend section 149 of Kirby's Digest so that any deaf-mute under the age of six years, who is an orphan, must if not suffering with a contagious dis ease, be admitted to the Deaf-Mute Institute.
 Senate Bill No. IFS (Rasco), to amend section ,6225 of Kirby's Digest So that a court may sign bill of ex- captions or writ of error, if the trial judge dies or becomes insane.
 Senate Bill No 76 (Rasco), to pro tect culverts and bridges on the pub lie highways by making it a misde. meanor for traction engine to run over bridge or culNert without first planking the bridges and culverts.
 Senate Bill No. 1S1 (Arnold), to in validate the acts of Improvement Dis trict No. l of Philadelphia.
 Senate Bill No. 182 Henderson,, to legalize the official acts of Joseph H DeClerk of P0eahontas, Randolph county.
 House Bill No. dDuLaney), to create the Ogden Leyee District.
 House Bill No. 79 (Leigh and Dun away), to require railroad companies and corporations to cut Johnson grass and Russian missiles from their rights of way in time to prevent the weeds from going to seed.
 House Bill No. 118 (Clerget), con ferring special powers on levee dis tricts in Conway county. Bills introduced.
 Senate Bill No. 179 (Rowland), re quiring abstracters to give a bond in the sum of $5,000. Read twice and referred to the judiciary committee.
 Senate Bill No. 180 (Toney), to con solidate Levee Districts Nos. and in Jefferson county. Read twice and referred to the committee on levees Senate Bill No 1S4 (Turner) amending the act creating medical examination boards so as to require applicants for examination to have diplomas from medical schools Read twice.
 Senate Bill No 1855 (McKnight), to regulate the sale of concentrated food stuffs. Read twice and referred tC committee on agriculture.
 Senate Bill 186 (Martin), to amend the act of 1903 to provide for the completion of the state capitol. Pro vides for a Board of State Capitol Commissioners consisting of seven members Appropriates $350,O00 Fiys hundred copies ordered printed. House Bills Considered. House Bill No. 59 (Parks), to appro | priate $6,250 to pay notes and interest on indebtedness contracted by X. O | Pindall, as acting governor. Bill con sidered fayorably in committee of the whole and made a special order fol l Tuesday morning.
 1 House Bill No. 57 (Whittington, by request of Winn}. prohibiting tele phone companies from charging more than $3 for business or more than s: l for residence telephones. Bill killed by a vote of 16 to '.
 Senate Bill No. 149 (Patterson). tt legalize acts of Improvement Distric No. 1 of Augusta.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
To Form a New Judicial District.

The bill for the formation of new judicial district. taking Scott county from the Twelfth, where it is at tached to Sebastian in the formation of that district, and placing it with Montgomery and Polk counties, in the creation of a judicial district to be known as the Eighteenth Judicial Dis trict. is measure proposed by MT. Hamilton of Polk county. The meas ure promises to be enacted into law, as the majority of the citizens affected seem 10 favor the plan. MT. Hamilton is also the author of very logical bill for the suppression and prevention of truaney, by providing for compul- sory school attendance for "a portion of the year
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
State Secretary's Assistants.

Senator Toney introduced Senate Bill No. 1S8, providing for the follow ing assistants to the secretary of state: A chief clerk at S150 per month, a corporation clerk at $125 per month library clerk at S10o per moneh, a stenographer at 1000 per year. and janitor at $20 per month. Read twice and referred to the judi ciary committee.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
IN THE HOUSE.
Bills Passed.

Bills Passed.
 Senate Bill No S2 (Rowland), ap propriating S10,000 to the attorney general to be used in the defense ol the state in litigation. Passed by | vote of 65 to 1S
 Senate Bill No. 75 OeRositt, pro viding for the creation of state Board of Embalmers and for the II censing of embalmers. Vote, S2 to 1 Senate Bill No. 152 (Robertson) creating the Maryell Special Schoo District Vote, 50 to 2S.
 Senate Bill No. 43 (DeRositD, estaD fishing a uniform wire fence ln St Francis county, Vote, 80 to ..
 Resolution Passed. House Joint Resolution No. (War' nock), providing for an amendment to the constitution to the effect that all capital invested in Arkansas III machinery for the manufacture of cot ton for the next ten years shall De exempt from taxation for period ol seven years.
 Bills Introduced.
 House Bill No. I'll (Jackson), rs quiring the Arkansas Midland Railway Company to operate at least one tram each way between Clarendon ana Helena each day in the week. Reau twice.
 House Bill No. 172 (Sawyer), estab fishing a district court at Brlnkley and two judicial districts in Monroe county.
 House Bill No. 173 Davis of Co lumbia), amending section l6O9 oi Kirby's Digest so that after the state has proved that defendant has been guilty of carrying a pistol it shall oe volve upon the defense to show that the pistol was of the army and navy type.
 House Bill No TIA (Seamster), pro hibiting the manufacture or sale ol intoxicants within five miles of the Avoca school house in Benton county
 House Bill No. 176 (Bradham), pro viding for the better protection ol game in Bradley county.
 House Bill No. 176 (Kirsh), making illegal cohabitation between whites and negroes felony.
 House Bill No. TIT (Smothers), reg ulating the assessment of railroads.
 Bills Considered.
 Senate Bill No S2 (Rowland), ap propriating S10,000 to be used by at torney general as contingent fund, SCI for special order of business, post poned for further consideration.
 House Bill No. 165 (Hurst), provid ing for the discharge of George R Mann and relating to the completion of the state capitol read second time and referred to state capitol commit tee.
 House Bill No. 24 (Toler), relating to the empoyment of physicians by corporations, called up in order thai amendments might be read. Amend ments adopted and with bills ordered engT0ssed.
 House Bill No. 29 (Witt, providing for state uniformity of teXt-books Called up for the purpose of reading amendments. Amendments consider ed and with bill ordered engrossed. Senate Bill No. l2 (Pattersono. pro viding for the working of conpicts or public roads. Read second time anG referred to judiciary committee. Senate Bill No. 17S tRaseo), refat ing to the signing of exemptions by court. Read first and second times and referred to Judiciary committee. Senate Bill No 181 (AEnoldD, to rec | tify legal defects in a special schoo district in Clark county. Read first and second tiMsc.
 Senate Bill No 1S2 lBush), creat ing the Martinyile Special School Dis trict in Faulkner and Conway coun ties. Read first and second times ant referred to educational committee.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
MarQaret Was Looical.

One afternoon l overheard my two children talking about the Sunday school lesson
 Dick, who was much smaller than Margaret, believed all she said about it. So he asked her what God looked like. and she quickly answered.: God looks like stalk of corn, because mamma said he had ears on all sides, and stalk of corn is the only thing I know that has ears on all sides. s."- Delineator
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
Too Busy to Go.

Governor Donaghey will hardly be able to go to Washington to attend the inauguration of President Taft in March. The press of business in the executive offices Is so great at pres ent and there are such a number of committees on which the governor serves that it would interfere, he is afraid, with the business of the state if he should absent himself just at that time He has not, however
 sent his regrets to Washington, pre- fering to wait until the last moment 10 S.e whether he will be able to Go
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
M ad denino-

There never was man so patient that 1t didn't make him mad to get a line under his horses tail when out driving.-Atchison Globe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
Is Worth Robbino

A diamond salesman often carrieS from $1o0,O00 to $500.000 worth ot stones on his trips.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
WHERE. HE STOOD.

Percy-Do you think your father would object to my marrying you?
 Pearl-I couldn't say. If he's any thing like me he would.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26
Carbon Ballot Bill Killed.

The house passed two local bils. de feated the carbon ballot election bill, adopted a resolution calling upon the attorney general to give an opinion in regard to the need of a specific appropriation for the issuance of pen sions, and tabled resolution provid- ing for the discharge of the members of the State Capitol Commission.
 Governor Donaghey has signed three Senate bills which were re. cntly passed by the General As sembly The first one signed was Senate Bill No 99, allowing the back salaries of clerks who worked after the adjournment of the last session ot the legislature to get up the records The Linwood Levee District bill al lowing the commissioners to- issue bonds, prepared by Senators Pindall Johnson and Toney, was the second signed. The other bill signed was that by Senator Keel, No. AZ, fixing the salaries of officials in Jackson county
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26

Sounded Funny. "The young man is smitten with yous Jeanette He says you radiate happt- ness'
 "Gracious!"
 And he also said you radiate beauty"
 My" | And wisdom" T Dear me, how funny" What's funny, dear?" Why, he must think ] am radia- tor" ::'
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-26

The Night of the Game. VI First Spiflicated Person - Doesh thish student belong here?
 Landlady (coldly)-No, all my stu- dents were brought home an hour ago.-Wisconsin Sphinx.