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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-18


New. York June 1.-THE cotton market
opened steady at an advance of > points
to a decline of points, gains rejecting
better cables than due. while there was
considerable liquidation a result of
faVorab weather reports. Trading was
active during the early session and the
market became very firm during the mid
die of the morning Near months led the
advance on bullish reports and covering
while commission houses are good buyers
of crop positions Prices ruled about to
points net higher
After having shown a net advance of
about four TO seven points during the
early trading the cotton market became
weak and unsettled late in the forenoon
under heavy liquidation and sold of to a
net loss of FIVE points on July and of s to
IL points on new crop, although there
seemed to be no fresh bear news and
there was big demand on scale down
Tt looked as though some OF the large
long interests were reducing their lines
Spot was quiet; middling uplands, HOO;
gulf middling, 1865
Estimated receipts at the ports to-day.
Z 600 bales against 4.572 last week and
7TSS last year. For the week. IS. 900 bales
against 51123 last week and IS, es5 last
year To-day's receipts at New Orleans
i 4ol bales against 3,612 last year.
. Cotton futures opened steady. July
1881: August. 1898. Ssptember. 1854
October. 1891: December, 1885; January
10 So; March 1890; May, 1880
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-18
suiId eatIeshlps Cheaner.

IL is officially announced that a bat
tleshlp can be constructed in the
United States at a trfie under what
1t would cost TO construct the same
craft In British or German ward
This is due to the fact that our gov
eminent is able TO buy arnior plate at
ABOUT $500 per ton. which is the price
-Chat TINS article will cost for the two
new $4,000 ton battleships. Arkansas
ana wyoming, just contracted for.
Wnlle Great Britain has to pay $500
a ton. Vessels of the Arkansas tyne
require about 5000 tons of this ma
tertal.-Marine Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-18
Coal for Mexico.

A full cargo of coal will be des-
patched to Mexican ports via the
steamship Puebla. which came over
from New Orleans, arriving yesterday.
The steamer went directly to Musco-
gee wharf for cargo
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-18
A Fine Launch.

Capt Ben RocheblaVe will bring
over from the Monarch pavilion today
the elegant new launch which he re-
Gently purchased from the Dunlaps
IN Mobile. The run from Mobile to
PENSACOLA was made IN little over
eight hours, and the new owner IS
proud of his boats record accomDIish-
ment, The launch is the personsl
property of Captain Rocheblave. He
Is going to change the name to Lena
r.. after one OF his daughters. The
launch is so feet long. 6 1-2 feet
beam, and is elegantly fitted through
out. 1t will be run in connection with
the Monarch pavilion at Santa Rosa
Island, for those at the hotel
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-18
Misslssippi's Fast Trip.


The Mississippi was received ar
the navy yard, Philadelphia. Pa, June
q, with the usual salutes, after a fast
trip up the coast from Pensacola
She passed in the Delaware Capes at
o CLOCK g. m, and struck the food
ude Just right, enabling her to MAKE
a straight run without a stop OF
l,I5O miles in FIVE days, nearly a day
ahead OF her scheduIe.-Army and
Navy Journal
Arrived
Twilight, Br SIS. 2620. Morris Mo-
bile 70 G. ". Howe.
Puebla. Mex IS. ISL, ordorica, New
orleans to j. A. Merritt & Co.
Cleared
Puebia, Nor SIS. Ordarico, 9S1, for
Vera Cruz, with 1875 tors coal.
Sailed.
Nor SIS Thelma, Gram. for New Or
leans.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Large Sum Raised
LARGE SUM RAISED
100000 SUBSCRIBED ALREADY IN
THIS COUNTRY FOR SUF-
FERERS.

WASHINGTON. Jan. messages
received by the National Red Cross In
d;cate that the wave OF sympathy for
tie stricken people of Southern Italy,
has spread throughout the United
States.
Already 100000 has been subserib.
ed In this country for the relief Of
the earthquake victims In addition to
the $4,000 cabled yesterday to the
italian Red Cross. Fifty thousand
dollars will be cnbled tomorrow and
additional amounts from day to day,
so long as the contributions continue.
New York city reports $4,000 col
lected to date. Chicago $4,000 and
Province. r. J.. $1,000. Among the
individual contributions sent In to-day
was $4,000 from John D. Rockefeller
and $4,000 from the Anheuser.Busch
Brewing Company.
Telegmms from San Francisco In.
dictate that the people Of that city,
who were themselves the victims OF n
terrible disaster OF like kind are con-
trFbntinE literally. In many cities
Oh the country collections are being
taken up in the churches to-day and
II Is expected that on Sunday the
church contributions will swell tie
fund TO generous proportions.
The executive council OF the Ma.
tional Red Cross will mold a meeting
to-day or Sunday, at which National
Director Ernest P. Blcknell will prob
ably be instructed to go to Italy 10
make n personal study Of the methods
employed by the Italian Red Cross
in distributing the relief funds. and
to lend any assistance in his power.
The Italian branch Is regarded as the
best organized in tho entire Red Cross
society.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
ABSENCE.

From Gunier.s Mngazine.)
A wind blows out of the mountain.
And a fog rolls In from the sea;
But voice as soft us velvet
Is calling back to me-
When the wind blows out OF the noun
tain,
And the fog rolls in from the sen.
Tine SIN looks UP from the morning,
And a violet peeps from the mold;
Iint eyes that are softer than purple.
And brighter than suns OF gold
Look up from the brow of the morning
And peep from the waking void.
A bluebir,l sings In the willow,
And a lizard trills by his stone;
But music sweet as n viol
With roses overgrown
On the breast Of n laughing princess
Sings in my ear alone.
Wind o. the murmurlng mountain
And veil Of the sobblns sea,
Bird in the silver willow
And gold Of tine sun and bee
These are the guests OF fancy,
TIL my love comes back to me!
ADOYSIUS COLL.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
RING WORM AND DANDRUFF.
They Are Each Caused by Pestlfer-
GUS Germ.

Ring worm and dandruff are some
what similar In their origin: each Is
caused by a parasite. The germ that
causes dundruif digs to the root OF
the hair. and saps It's vitality. caus-
Ing falling hair. and. finally, badness.
Without dandrufr there would never
be badness. and to cure dandruff 1t Is
necessary to kill the germ. There has
been no hair preparation that would
do this until the discovery OF New
bros Herplclde. which positively kills
the dandruff germ, allays itching IN
stantly and makes hair glossy and soft
as silk. Take no substitutes. There
is nothing "just as, good" Sold by
leading druggists. Send 10c in stamps
for sample to The Herpicide Co. De
trolt. Mich. Two sizes, SOC and s1.oo.
Cranes Drug Store. Special Agent.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Is Qualified
HENRY FRoHME SAYS HE WAS q
FREEHoLDER AT TIME OF
= HIS ELECTION.

WHEELING, Jan. 2.-Hcnry FrG.lme
Is not at all worried about losing his
Job as county assessor The question
was again agitated yesterday through
the statement OF Tax Commissioner A.
B. White that a man not n freehOlder
at the time of his election cannot quail
ify as county assessor. Mr.. Fronme
has qualified for the Office and from q
statement made by him to a reporter
he was freebooter ut the time Of his
election and all of tie talk Is unneces'
sary.
Mr.. Frohme said: az have been u
freebooter for the past twenty-five
years and it necessary will swear to
That statement conscIentiously. | am
not at all worried about holding the
Office and while the agitation is a lit
tie annoying, am not bothering bit
about the matter. When, the time
comes. | will be able to show those
who have been behind this movement
II necessary"
From Mr.. Frohme's statement that
he was the owner OF property proceed.
ing to and at tine time OF his election.
all the talk and agitation Of the ques-
tlon has been uncalled for. Those who
have raised the question have contend.
cd that while Mr.. Frohme Is the owner
OF property now he was not n free
holder at the time Of his election. Tax
Commissioner Whites Interpretation
OF, the law Is that d man must be the
possessor OF real estate when he la
elected.
Had Mr.. FrOhme not been free
holder when elected and since has
qualified and the matter left to the
board OF commissioners. II Is not un-
likely that no would have been re-
placed by any other prison by the
board. Members OF the board already
have expressed themselves that II
they are to take up the question they
would elect Mr.. Frohme as from his
handsome endorsement by the people
OF the county at the election he Is
entitled to the ONCE. Mr.. Fro.rme has
qualified before the commissioners.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Baltimore g. Ohio
Railroad

daily. 1Daily except Sunday. Sun
day only.
FAIRMoNT, W. VA.
Schedule Effective Nov. %, 1903.
Eastbound.
For WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE,
PHILADELPHIA and NEW YORK.
No. 8, 1925 a. M; No. IA. 1888 n.
M: No. A. $3.50 p. m. local to Graf,
TOM
CUMBERLAND ACCOM-. No. G, x7:o0
a. m. DAILY except Sunday.)
GRAFTON ACCOM-. No. Y, 'l0:5l
Il. m.
Westpound.
For COLUMBUS and CHICAGO, No.
7..2:24 a. M; No. Il, 'l:25 p. m.
For WHEELING. No. Z, '2:24 a. m;
No. II. s7:45 a. nj. tlocal); No. H..
.I:25 p. m, (locaD; No. Is. '6:93
Monongan division.
For CLARKsBURG. leave No. 2,
x7:10 a. M; No. 4. x9'45 p. m; ar.
+ rive, No: 3. 1888 a. m; No. s, x4:46
p. nj.
Falrmont, Morsantown and PIttsburs
Branch.
For CONNELLSVTLLE and PITTS.
BURG. leave, No. l. $500 a. M; M.
3, Mao a. m; No. 81, '2:15 p. M;
arrive. No. so, 'l:10 p. M; No. 2,
x7:4O p. M: NOD, x9:40 p. M; No.
GS,. 1905 p. M.
For MoRGANToWN. leave, No. So,
x9:0o p. H.; arrive. No. G., x6:55 a,
m.
,Pawpaw Branch.
daily Except Sunday.)
Depart. No. POI, 500 a. M: No. 2os,
400 p. NJ; arrive. No. 200, 1855 a.
M: No. 202. $40 p. m.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
NOTICE.

As am forced to vnsale my present
quarters by the Underi+ ling Store
and Worth Fleming. have secured
the room recently orcnEled BY fhe
Globe Book Store in the Watson HOTEL.
where l hope to servo my friends end
patrons with the best Of home breasted
meats and poultry as heretofore:
q CHAS. c. RDBB.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Passengers baggage carried Oh
cars leaving FaIrmont at 500. o:0t
1890, 300, 600 and 800 O'Clock.
Passengers baggage carried on cal
leaving Clarksburg at 1880. 1880, ttSs
4:30. 1880 and 1890 o'clock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

For fine, old Pennsylvania wis.
keys, drop into the Oak Liquor Store
on Pike street, in ,Clarksburg. Caoiee
brands at 81 per quart. Expressago
prepaid on gallon orders at list prices.
Orders for brandies, VINE or beer. for
family or medicinal use given prompt
attent!on. All goods guaranteed strict
V pure. 8s II n s,is53
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
How About a New Outfit For Seus
Homer 80 IL 3 &,

Yon can afford to get rid OF yo11
old furniture, rugs and carpets and
replace them with one Of DENHAN'n
new three or four room outfits. Thsa
are complete. economical and eo1r'
venlent and can't be beat Denhhr1,
can afford to girs you the right kind
Q. credit. A dollar or two cash ana
plenty Of time for the tslsnce. Ma
other store affords such Eansro.a5
terms. See Denham frst.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

WANTED-f;ouse cleaning and wash.
ing of all kinds to do. Apply to Ch"s.
ter. Ca.iltu. r. y. D No, 4. Fairnont, w.
Va. Ct
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
miscellaneous
INV "a, 215iitHt55ii,

WOULD LIKE TO HEAR Of Stock for
sale in any enterprise where IN in
vestment Of several thousand dollars
would be safe. l.. Darbyshire, Box
1884, Rochester, N. Y. SO-Gt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

LosT-Wednesday evening between
depot and skatlng hnt, lady's black
! leather hand bog, containing two pairs
epectaclee; Finder please return 10
this once.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

WANTE0-Tn borrow $500 for 8
years on first class mortgage, at G
per cent. Apply R..th;s Office. ID
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Though Service i,
Fairmont to Clarksburg
FAIRMoNT & cLARKsBuRa
TRACTION COMPANY.

Cars leave Cor. Main and Jefferson
sts., Falrmont, HOURLY for ciark'
burg and intermediate Points fror
$500 A. M. until 1000 Pm.
Schedule Of Intorurban Cars, oe4s
Der Fl, 1907.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

WANT TO buy 4 fire proof safe about
A feet high; must be In good condition.
Address P.-0. Box Gal.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
FAlRMonT ICE AND FUEL co.
Coal and9Ice
otfiee-Masonie Temple.
Both Phones.

Hotel Accommodation.
Any person desiring lrst class hotai
accommodation at Plttburg either
board or room or both will do well
20 confer with 'Hotel" care West Viz
yinian ONCE. You can save money
this way. q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Perhnps It has taken q long aaIa.
hard series OF circumstances. %
force into being nome d todaSs sbar-E
gain oKers.' n z l.S ssl!i
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Ing picture to her friends 1t not
beautiful? 1t has fetched 1000 gum.
cas-!
Friend-Twelve thousand guineas!
Oh! how lovely!-Truth.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

FOR RENT-rwo furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; $1,000 per month.
800 View street. 2wk
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Ing picture to her friends 1t not
beautiful? 1t has fetched 1900 gum
cas-!
/ Frlend-Twelve thousand guineas!
Oh! how lovely!-Truth.
Blohbs-Women are certainly con-
Trajectory. ~ a., "a,
Slobs-That's right. It's when a
woman gets hot at You that she treats
you coldly.-Philadelphia Record.
How did you get yourself disliked
by Miss De style!"
why. her pug dog was under the
nlstletoe and failed to take the hint"
Louisville CourierJournal.
First Tramlt+You won't get nothing
decent there: them people Is vege.
tarians.
Sccnnd Tramp-Is that right?
First TEamp-yes: and they've got
dog wot aln't-Philadelphia Inquirer.
1t isn't merely doing thing
That is going to tell,
Whether you build or whether you
sing
1t is doing II well.
Chicago Record.Herald.
Milliner's Assistnnt-That feather.
madam, makes you look 10 years young
err
Antique Lady-Then I'll take the
hat. But think. perhaps. n second
feather might make It even more be-
cominE.-Punch.
Fluffy Young Thing--Id like to pre-
pay The express on this package.
Express Company;s Agent-Whats
the value?
Fluffy Young Thing-Nothing sir.
It's bundle OF letters. I'm sending
then back to him.-CnIcago Tribune.
Miss Dubley-She w,1s braggln'
about how successful dinner party
was. She said It wound up with great
cclaw." What's "cclaw," anyway?
Miss Mugley ~ Why, I guess that
was The dessert. Didn't you never cat
a chocolate eclaw?-Catholic Standard.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

FOR RENT-One.A room house. Sec.
:ond ward. Inquire s. c. Morris. Wash.
ington street. tt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Houses for Rent
75 c., 21iijEEE|||EEER|

seoR;RENT-One six room house. cor
,ner 9TH street and CASTOR avenue. APP
ply 1922 Locust avenue, Consolidated
phone 352.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Rooms for Rent

FOR RENT-One furnished room with
beard Apply 800 Barney street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

XAnIETTA.
Order Gold Metal Flour II your folks an
oerpickIty n!,,ut .beIr ririualu. SAIL. AEs
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
IN THE BEST OF HUMoR.

Knlckcr-Dia he SILVER like an as.
pen leaf?
Bocker-Worsc, like new Leaf
New York Sun.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

FOR RENT-one s and one 4 roomed
house. 22G Grant St. ]. B. Crowl. Ct
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

WANT to rent furnished room by
young man. Can furnish best Of ref
erence. Address P. o. Box Gal.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

has been sworn in and his bond has
been approved.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

FOR EEMT-Furnlshed rooms with
bath. Apply 405 Jackson street. st
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

"'rhe unlucky in love are said to be
lucky at cards."
What good does It do en-? They
can't get out nights to play."-Kansas
City Journal. 4.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Blohbs-Womcn are certainly con-
Trajectory. 80. 49,
Slobs--That's right. It's when a
woman gets hot at You that she treats
you coldly.-Philadelphia Record.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

FOR RENT = A few choice office
rooms, Jacobs Building chear. Apply
I Geo. NJ. Jacobs. county clerks office.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
Help Wanted

WANTED-Girl clerk for store on
Main street. Address Lock Box els.
Only good business girl need apply.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Extracting is easy BY Hill Bros..
methods OF removing decayed and nm
disable teeth. All other branches Of
dentistry practiced successfully IN
their we'll equipped and comfortable
parlora r &
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
uPPHoLsTERINo.

NJ. 2. Black. Gromme. the milliner
with J. F. Krone Matchmaker and
Jeweler. at ia Third street, Clarke
burg. offers $40, $12 and SIS Pattern
Hats at only S.. 35s3E'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

Well known English Woman, show
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

J. r. BROWNIES IS eHEADouAR-
TIERS IN cLARkSBURa FOR RELt
ABLE DIAMONDS, WATCHES
CLOCKS, RIflGs, NOVELTIES AND
JEWjELRY OF: EVERY pGscRlP-5
TON. Remember the place ~ 100
Third street, cIarksburg 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02
For Sale
For Sale-Real Estate
I |S i / W. u ' = ...,

FOR jsALE-One 4.roomed house, new
with three.fourths Of acre Of land; five
minutes walk from center OF city, on
Spruce street; no city taxes 10 pay,
price $4,000, half cash, balance on
rent payments. Call at Amos Clay.
toms meat market. Maple avenue, for
particulars.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

WANTEp-Brisht young man 70 trav
el. One willing to work for $2.75 per
day. Address X, Care West Virginian.
GIRL WANTEo-For general house
work: sn'all fatnly. Address P. O.
Box 1G3. II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

5FoR .RENT-Nicely furnished rooms.
AL convenience centrally located.
1 G43 Monroe street., II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-02

"How did you get yourself disliked
by Miss De Style?"
why. her pug dog was under the
ni!stletoe and failed to take the hint"
Louisville Courier.Journal
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-02-10
FINAL SETTLEMENT.

TAKE notice that on the 10th day of
March 1909. will render a final
account OF my acts and doings as Ad-
hlihlslralriN de bonis non of the estate
OF Johh Gary Watts, deceased, i'm the
once OF the Judge of Probate OF Lau-
rehS county at | o'clock. a. m. and
on the same day will apply for a final
aIScharEc IRON my trust as Admins
traitor de bonis non
AI' perSons indebted to said estate
are notliIed and required to make pay
,llcnl on mat date; and all persons
having claims against said estate viii
present them on or before said dnto
duly proven, or be forever barred
Josephine G.. Watts.
Administrative de bonia non
Feb. 10, 1909 mo.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-02-10
y. 4. RS To Mccl Eridn,

Miss Bessie Todd, secretary of the
Henry LaWons Chapter, Daughters
OF the American Revolution. calls a
meeting OF the Chapter for rridav
afternoon of this week Ncbuary l2rh.
at $50, o'clock with Miss I.amo
DarNSdaIe at her home on West Main
street Ali the members are rcoucst-
'u to come prepared to paw ,hcir
regular dues.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-11-12
Glvlnn a Lunchnon.

The hour for giving a luncheon de.
ponds upon whether there is any kind
of entertainment to follow It. For
example, If the guests intend attend
ing en- masse a concert or something
OF the kind after the meal, one o'clock
would be the proper time, otherwise
1880 or even two o'clock would be
correct The invitations, save for an
exceedingly formal affair, would be
personal notes, and should be sent a
week or ten days in advance OF the
event, a prompt acceptance or declina.
ton being expected. so that there may
be no vacant places.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-11-12
Green Walnut catsup.

Take one-half peck green walnuts
while still soft enough to be easily
pierced with pin, Put into stone
Jar and pound with mallet. Sprinkle
with a cupful salt and add enough
vinegar to cover
Bruise or pound every day for a
week, stirring thoroughly, then strain
through fine strainer, pressing until
the nuts are dry. Add to the liquid n
tablespoonful each whole cloves, cas-.
STA buds, pepper corns and celery
seed. an inch each ginger and horse
radish root teaspoonful grated nut
meg. a small onion cut fine, Glove
OF garlic that has been bruised and a
quarter teaspoonful cayenne pepper
Cook gently A. minutes. strain through
fine cloth, bottle and seal.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-11-12
PLAYING Safe.

Doctor" said the caller. I'm vic
tim of insomnia. Can you cure meT
Il can" replied the physician. But
before l take toe case | want to ask
you one question. Are you in bust
ness for yourself or do you work for
others?"
Il am employed as a clerk in a
grocery" answered the patient.
Then you'll have to pay in ad
vance" said the M. ID. I'm not doubt
Ing your honesty, but after l get
through with you the chances are you
will sleep so soundly you'll lose your
job. Then you can't pay me-"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-11-12
ALMOST A DISTURBANCE.

The tall individual with the frayed
newspaper in his hand approached the
pudgy little man in the wilted collar.
My friend, you look intelligent
Tell me which is correct-fiee or iiyY'
The little man mopped off the pers'
piration and glared pitchforks. Jaw,
so on! What do you think | know
about fieas and flies? Go to some
natural history museum. beau
Pardon me, but you do not under
stand. ] said fee or fly"
Il know what you said. Do you
think | am an insect factory"
NO, no, my friend! l."
Then what do you want to ask me
about fleas and flies for?"
Il only thought that you could en-
tighten me. You have an intelligent
face and"
IAN intelligent face? And that's
the reason | look like study bugs,
eh? On your way before l bat you on
the beak."
And then the pudgy little man
mopped his collar and wondered
whether the tall chap was lunatic.