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The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08

.COUNC|LMEN DO
NOT FAVOR BOARD
FOR DRUNKARDs
Sixteen Republican Members
Decide Not to Adopt Pro-
visions of Bill.

Senator Thomas ]. Hillery's plan for a
board of protectors to cut down drunk
enness will not be put in force in New
ark if the sixteen Republicans of the
Common Council have their way. At a
caucus held before the Council meeting
last night 1t was decided not to adopt
the provisions of the bill passed at the
last Legislature.
A letter was received from the
Mems League of the Central Presbyte-
rian Church approving the law and
suggesting the appointment of DR..
Charles A. Rosenwasser for a member
of the board.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08
RICH PRINCE TON
GIRL BECOMES
EDITORS BRIDE
Miss Ethelberta P. Russell Weds
Marion Eppley, Graduate
of Jersey College.

PRINCETON, May S.-Marion Eppley.
of New York city. and Miss Ethelberta
Pine Russell, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Archibald d. Russell. of Prince
ton, were married here at noon today.
About $50 guests came here from New
York in a special train at attend the
wedding reception. The ceremony was
performed in Trinity Episcopal Church.
only members of the immediate families
of the bride and bridegroom being
present.
Mr.. Eppley is a graduate of Princeton
University and is an editor of Scientific
American. Mr. Russell. father Of the
bride, is a millionaire and trustee of
the university.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08
WOMAN DROPS DEAD
WHILE AT BREAKFAST,

While breakfasting with her daugh-
ter Hattie at their home, 40 Burnet
street today, Mrs. Catherine Taylor
dropped dead of heart disease.
Mrs Taylor, who was 65 years Of
age. had been subject to attacks of
heart failure for several years 1t was
believed that one seizure last winter
would prove fatal,
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08
COURT CALLS.

This is the call in the Supreme Court
circuit before Judge Heisley for Mon
day: Nos. IL. "a, 75, 65. As. "a. 81. 50 and
So. In the Circuit Court, before Judge
Adams Nos. 2ls. 24s. 256. es1. 2s6. III,
26s. 26s. 20 and Isl. ....6.-.--
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08
SENORA CASTRO IN SPAIN.

sANTANDER, Spain. May S.-Senora
Castro, wife of the deposed president Of
Venezuela, arrived here today on the
steamer Guadeloupe from the West In
dies She was met by her husband,
who came down from Paris.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08
MESS|NA RUINS
AGAIN ROCKED
BY EARTHQUAKE

NAPLES. May s.-According to re-
ports received here today, Messina is
again earthquake stricken, and the en-
tire population has fed to the hills
There were two shocks early today.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-08

worlds Greatest Distance Diver,
schreyer. Hillside Park. Sunday afternoon. -Ad
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
DRESSMAKING. 1856 Wash. Ave.

citizens mass meeting and that she
had been asked to testify regarding
conditions at the school and consented
to do SO because she felt it her duty.
She said that she knew that the
things said at the mass meeting were
true.
inches wide was shown the witness
and she was asked whether or not she
had used ii to cnastiSc the girls. She
said she had used 1t under tho direc-
tion of Superintendent Thomas.
She said tnat when Hattie Malan
was placed in the cell for punishment
there were about three or four inches
Of water on tho floor and the girl
had 10 walk on plank TO keep out Of
it, She had called the attention of
Dr. Conroy to this condition and he
had ordered the girl taken out of the
cell, stating that nc would call the SUI
perintendent's attention to IT, She
also stated that when she called SUI
perintendent Thomas attention 10 the
bad condition Of the carpets and cur
tains. which were badly worn. he stat
ed that he was too busy TO attend TO
making any repairs at that time, but
President Harry Joseph had told her
that things would be fixed up. She
said that she intended 10 go before
the board and complain about these
things at the time she was discharged
from her position but that she was Ill
for two weeks and did not do so.
Mrs. Tracy stated that during last
December Rosetta Gale, an inmate at
the school, became Ill and DR.. Conrov
diagnosed the case as appendicitis
and ordered her sent to the Ogden
General hospital for an operation. She
said that Assistant Superintendent
KDeass had provided an old spring
wagon which had previously been used
on camping expeditions. She said she
had protested against its use, but was
told that It was the only available We
hicle. After she had placed a mat
tress and other bedding In the wagon.
she said. the girl was placed in the
wagon and hauled FIVE miles to the
hospital. The weather was very cold
Continued on Page Seven)
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Sit Still

and send for of the Standard No matter what you need
reader of Standard has If don't find
the Standards classified ads the Narkepacc the
then News ad Of will find for You Of
getting the right thing that fair both buyer and sell
And get il easily and quickly without the
and uncertainty OF hunting for yourself What's more you
of deal For the very growth the
Standard classified pages proof that this Market of the
Nunnmakers both buyers and Sellers employers and workersarc
getting fair pay and good values
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
SITUATIONS WANTED.
MALE.
PAPER CLEANING.
BUSINESS CHANCES.

ON capital of $4,000. With some
brains and hustle. An annual In
come of $S,O00.00 and upwards can
easily be made. only occupying part Of
your time-With small capital an un-
usual opportunity Is offered to build
up an Independent business handling
The Thurman Portable Electric Va
CUM Cleaner. Write today for par
ticulars We also manufacture Port
able Wagon House 10 House Clean
ers. Gcnl, Compressed Air and Va
cuum Machy, Co, No. 5l0X North
Taylor Ave. st. Louis, Mo- s At
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
THE MODERN
BARBER SHOP
s BARRIERS
QUICK SERVICE
272 18th St.
NEWS OF WRECK BROUGHT
BY THE MARlPOSA

San Francisco. Cal, June Is News
of the wreck of the French trading
schooner Tannari-Tahiu, in a storm
which swept the south seas several
weeks ago. was brought by the steam
or Mariposa. arriving to-day from Tia
hiti. The little vessel was thrown
on the Island of Pompou, where the
eight members of her crew remained
for seven days. suffering from hunger
and thirst, before her crew were res
cued by the schooner Golden Worth.
which took them TO Tahiti. The Mari
posa passed through the same gale.
and for several hours great seas
washed over her decks.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

BARBER trade taught In eight weeks
Graduates earn from II TO 80 dol
lars per week. Moler Barber College,
10 Commercial St, Salt Lake City
Utah. 6 II II
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
HELP WANTED.
MALE

TWO District Managers wanted In
Utah-Ogden, Salt Lake City EX-
elusive contract for large territory.
Problem Of cheaper fuel solved. Cost
of maintaining Kitchen Range perma-
nently cheapened one-half Every fam
lily needs and will finally have it. De-
mand constantly increases. Tempo
rary investment of $500 required to
furnish sub-agents who will buy Dis
trlct Manager at Lewistown, Montana,
writes Ninety per cent OF installa-
tions result In sales" Director of
State of Georgia Agricultural EXper
iment Station writes You are public
benefactors." President 1900 Washer
Co. writes You may use my name all
you want" Standard Utilities Corpor-
alton, 134 Frank Ave, Scranton. Pa,
16 1t
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

DR.. MOSMAN-Mgr. Of the Ecd
Cross Dental Co.-OVer Rosenbluih
& Oppman S. 352 25th St Bell 631Y.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
UPHoLsTERING G REPAIRING

X. VAN KAMPEN-Parlor furniture
upholstered and repaired. vanishing.
attress making. carpets cleaned. ct
and laid. Estimates submitted on re.
quest. Phones Ind Gel. Bell sS3.X.
2769 Volker Ave.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
MATCHMAKER & JEwELER

j. A. BELTZER-Fine Watch Re-
pairing. Good work a specially. Salts
faction guaranteed.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
HELP WANTED.
FEMALE.

WANTED-Girl for general house
work Inquire 347 2Sth 6-17-tf
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
MODERN woooMEN OF AMERICA
ROYAL NEleHeoRs OF AMERICA
FRAreRNAL ORDER OF EAGLES

Fraternal Order of Eagles, Ogden
Aerie. No. lis, f. o, T., meets every
Wednesday evening in Eagle hall. east
Of Reed hotel. at 500 Visiting
Brother Eagles are invited TO attend
the Aerie meetings.
A. C. FIELITZ, w. President.
f. II. GEIGER, Secretary.
DIR. II. b. FORBES, Aerie Physician.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

Continued on Page Seven)
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
Ants Dislike Gloves.

This time of the year many ants
find their way into the house, espe-
cially into the pantry Scatter
ground cloves on the pantry shelves
and in places where the ants appear
the most, and In few days the anti
will all be gone.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULTS,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

WANTED-Girl at 457 Canyon road
II st
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
LADIES OF THE MAccAeEEs.

Weber Camp No. "A. meets In X.
of P. hall In the Utah National Bank
building every Thursday evening at s
o'clock. Visiting Woodmen cordially
invited to attend.
SAM KLINE. C. c,
Z. AUTH. Clerk. First National
Bank Building.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.

WHITE Plymouth Rock eggs for set
ting. 1914 oath st. Bell TOOK.
26 1mo
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
SHOE REPAIRING.
SANITARY WORK
TRANSFER COMPANIES

sLAOE-successor to Allen Trans.
fer Col. c. Sladc. Lessee. Furniture
Vans and Storage. Offlce 4Os 25th ST.
Both phones 32t.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

ALlEN-saeeage. Hack and Bus
Line. Baggage and passenger trans
fer a specially. 412 18th. Both phones
%.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

Dear Mr. OIunnimaker,
The Standard Classified Columns.
Through little NInnmaker Classified Ad in The
Standard, bought gasoline engine
Yours truly,
Boat,
Write Mr. Munnmaer, of The Standard phone him. No
whenever you want anything
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

Work Of Jungle Monarch In india,
years death rate from tigers In In
dia numbers 69S human beings and
nearly $4,000 head of cattle.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

JoeALoNG TRAksFER-vans, Pi
ano Moving SpecIaIty-32s 1-2 25th
st. Both Phones 2S3.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19
J. J. BRUMMITT'

FOR SALE-6-room Modern, brick, on
pencn -s.........s.ss..s S240O
NICE Groom frame, on bench. barn.
large lot ....... S1i00
broom modern brick, South Washing
ton s........,...,.. $3.50
broom frame, corner lot on bench,
close In .s...ssss....,...,. S2l00
3-room frame, summer kitchen, 2Sth
street near Washington $1,000
broom frame, modern. North Wash
hnSton '.s..,.., .s,ssss.s > 100
5-room frame, modern. corner lot on
bench, nice location $500. $1,000
broom brick. modern. on bench $270O
If none of the above properties suit
You, call In the office. as we have
large list to select from.
KELLY & HERRICk. 613 If
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-06-19

WANTED-Girl for general house
work, small family. Call evenings,
224 18th St II 1Wk
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FUNERAL DIRECTOR.
RAIk GOODS q COSTUMES.

MRS. c. {. LEe-Hair Switches
Fol sale at reduced prices. Hair
chain5 a specially Masquerade cos
tunes TO rent for balls and theaters
Al mail orders promptly attended TO-
S.i cath St p O Box ABS
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
DISASTER AT BOTTOM UNLESS YOU GO UP RI

There's food for thought and healthy reflection in
the doings OF the latest ambitious rival of the Wright
brothers Ulysses Sorenson the village blacksmith of Ber-
wyn Neb, is the man mean
Ulysses is aviator from the ground up He made an
aeropane of his invention Night after night he toiled
at the forge and bellows fashonng that aeropane When
he was ready to fly the aeropane wasn't but that made
no difference to Ulysses In that would have
shamed his ancient godfather he htched his aeropane
balloon and when he got up in the air half mile or SO
cut Ter loose.
His experience, told, was identical with that of
Mr. Darius Green somewhat noted aviator of an earlier
school than Sorenson's.
Ulysses and his sky-masine came down around upside
down and inside out each other Indeed it was difficult
to separate Ulysses and the aeropane remnants without
the aid of some of his blacksmith's tools.
Ulysses stunned, but not killed.
Now he says he's through with the aeropane business
Fortunate Uysses He shows the advantage of the mod
en trend OF thought If Darius Green to say Daedaus
who had his wings welted by flying too close to the
sum- had only followed the example of the Nebraska nav
gator and restrained their ambitions to rise in the world
it would have been fortunate thing for their respective
families.
1t wasn't Sorenson fault that he WASH killed. but that
is not to the point Sorenson was saved and can keep up
bus good work by telling other wouldbe inventors how it
feels to fall $500 feet and be picked up among the pieces
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
TARIFF REVISION ROLL OF HONOR.

The tariff fight is nearly over There are few for
qualities to be gone through-the adjustment in con-
ference committee of the differences between the Payne
and Adrich bi-and the signature of the president.
That is all.
The result is Aldrich wants it. 1t is revision up
ward. Wealth wins, and the with the market
basket will shoulder the burden.
But good fight made by some and it is time to
tell who these some" The roll of honor is not long
lines The burden of the opposition not carried by
democrats. few republicans about seven, to be
speccdid the real work of attempting to make the law
favorable to the great body of the consuming public
Their fight not easy 1t sham battle.
All the power of intrenced majority turned upon
them. Those who made this fghtthat is, who stood in
season and out, always the firing line, without yield
ing and without compronise-were:
Beverdge, Bristow, Clapp, Cummns, Dolliver, LaFol
lette and Nelson, all republicans.
majority of the democratic senators became partc
pants in the favors of the Adch bill They may be call
ed protection democrats By favors to their states
their opposition bought off. In this class may be
Hughes of Colorado Johnston of Alabama, McLaurin,
Martin, McEhey, Paynter Smith of Maryland Stone of
Missouri Talliaferro, Taylor and Tlman.
A few democrats who remained untained and who op-
posed the Aldrich bill to the end Gore Newlands,
Owen and Rayner
The nominal leader of the democrats in the senate was
snguarly inactive and silent. No voice heard less
frequently than that of Culberson.
The fate OF the tariff bill really rested with the follow
ing republican members of the senate Borah Bourne
Burkett, McCumber, Burton Curtis Jones of Washing
, ton, and Warner.
The above senators should properly be discussed in
chapter devoted to "weak sisters 1t is not intended
here to bring them all into wholesale condemnation What
they did of them did under provocaton and with
mitigating circumstances.
They could not stand the Adrch pressure Home con-
slderatons were too much for them
The backbone of the tariff vote-the thick and thin
stand pat high tariff members of the senate-are the fol-
lowing: Aidrich, Brandegee, Briggs, Bukeey Burnham,
Burrows, Carter Crane Cullom Depew, Dick Dillingham;
Dixon, du Pont, Elkns, Flint, Frye Gallnger Gamble
Guggenheim, Hale, Hepburn, Kean, Lodge McEnery,
Root Scott Smith of Michigan Smoo Stephenson Sutl
er1and, Warren, Wetmore and Foster
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
WITH
THE GOODS

Imitation Is a sort Of hattery to
the person Initiated, but when 1t 10
accomplished by stealing what the
other party has paid for, the pro-
cess becomes a peculiarly con-
temptibIe species Of theft. Espe-
ciaIly 10 this true In the newspaper
world, and The Press has picked
up at odd times a few concrete
examples az an illustration.
The spokesman-Review repre-.
sents the Cowles wealth and power
in this city. Whatever that may
actually amount to, the pretension
10 carried out rs effectively a. pos.
sibIe within the power Of the pub
Usher. Everything II prints 10 Of
fered as the highest product Of
Newspaper enterprise, secured ex-
cIusiveIy at great expense for the
readers particular benefit, etc, etc.
Here is some evidence on this
great expense and exclusive bust.
ness.
The Press is member Of the
Newspaper Enterprise association, a
special service organization Of the
scripps papers that furnishes fea-
ture stories and illustrations to
garnish the news Of the day. This
service is recognized as the high
est class illustrated Newspaper H.
lustration organization in the world
and it is maintained at an expense
exceeding 100000 per year for art
lists, special writer's and plant, the
latter being located in Cleveland,
Ohio, with branches in all impor-
tant cities in the world. The ex-
pense is borne by the various pa
pers in the association on a pro
rata basis.
Last night on the first page, The
Press published a Newspaper En-
terprise association cartoon by
Grue, of the staff, showing Uncle
Sam confronted by the chewing
gum trust.
This morning the Spokesman-Re-
view reproduced the same cartoon
on its second page. The reproduc-
ing lie done by clipping out the
printed cartoon and making a plate
from it by the photo-engraving
process the same as done with a
photograph or drawing.
On May 20 The Press published
a diagram and story showing that
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
ORPHANS HOME
DONATIONS

The Orphans Home of Spokane
wishes to thank the following for
their liberal donations to the home
for the week ending June 49,:
Club market, Zoe; Cascade mar
ket, 25c; Square Deal market, 81;
Montana marget, Coo; Spokane
grocery, 25c; Empire Tea Co., Coo;
Farmers grocery, zoe; Spokane
Cereal & Feed Co., S1.25; police
station, 1926; Centennial Mill Co.,
So; Kaselene market, soc; Califor-
MIA grocery. 75c; Grandma's
kitchen. 81; Busy eBe grocery,
$3.50; T. M. Reid, SOC; A. Rensch,
81; Metropole market, zoe; First
Avenue grocery, Soc; H. Wilson,
35c; Square Deal market, 75c;
Union Feed Co., 35c; Spokane
Wholesale grocery, CSC; Park gro
Gerry, zoe; Sunday grocery, Csc;
Centennial Mill Co., $1.75; Fulton
market, 75c; Oak Street market,
zoe; c. & c. Mills. $1.75; -Cudahy
Packing Co., 1925.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22

/ undee damage suit laws more mon
ey 10 paid for personal injuries
than for actual death by accident.
On June 10 the Review reproduced
the same story and diagram.
On May 26 The Press contained
the story Of a man who fell 400
feet from 4 building, with scientific
speculation on his sensations In
falling and q diagram. On June 10
the Review reproduced Il.
On Juno The Press pubiished a
comic picture illustrating the Eng.
lish sense Of humor. The Review
reproduced Il June II.
On June 4 The Press published a
picture and story Of Jerome Trav-
ers, golf player. On June II the
Review reproduced that.
On June 4 The Press published a
story and diagram Of q trick play
Of the Detroit team to catch a rum
ner off the base. On June 13 the
Review reproduced thSt.
More examples could be offered,
but this Is sufficient evidence to
establish the Review fraud. Posi-
bly, the Review does not steal all
its special service from The Press.
The Newspaper Enterprise associ-
alton serves the biggest and best
papers in the country. But. The
Press pays for and receives exclu-
sive service from this association
in Spokane and adjacent territory.
The Review simply steals the ser-
vice to bolster up its empty pre-
tension Of excellence and enter
prise and tries to palm them off on
tho public az new, notwithstanding
the fact that they have already
been published by The Press in
this city.
The public has noticed this prac-
tice, and has frequently called The
Press attention TO II. This expla.
nation is made simply to demon
strate how and why the repetitlons
happen, and to demonstrate the
cheap and fraudulent policy Of a
newspaper that assumes TO be
great in comparison with a news
paper that is paying for and deliv-
ering the goods. Also to ,empha-
size the fact that these goods are
all wool and worth stealing
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
Do Not Paw

For instructions as to how to reg
lister for lands in the reservations
to be opened soon. The notary be-
fore whom you make application Is
under oath to do this for the fee of
rs cents. Rather insure yourself Of
the best land subject to entry at
time of your filing. We save you
location fee OF 800 to $500.
FLATHEAD RESERVATION IN
FORMATION AGENCY.
r. c. Schrieber, Agent.
220 Wall st. Spokane, Wash.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
START m. B. A. LODGE

A new lodge Of the Modern
Brotherhood Of America has been
instituted at Hillyard with 40 char
ter members. District Manager e.
w. Lathner, w. F. Fitzgerald and
Manager John j. Goar we're pres
ent, and 80 members of the Spo-
kane lodge assisted In the work.
The name "Hillyard Hustlers" was
adopted. and the lodge will meet
every Tuesday.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22

And next it will be the fool who
rocks the airship.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
SPRACUE STREET NOW
CLOSED

Property owners on East
oprague avenue between Napa and
Lee streets are highly indignant
over the delay by the contractors
Who have the work of paving OF
that thoroughfare, and they are
not mincing words. either. The
street for over two blocks remains
torn up for its full width. and the
work for some reason Is not be.
ms pushed 10 completion. Mer.
chants claim that this state of AZ
ssirs is Causing them serious loss
u business.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22

ficiating, the double funeral of A.
w. Duncan and his little son, Ray,
was held yesterday afternoon from
the parlors of Smith G. Co. Burial
was made in Greenwood cemetery.
Duncan and his son were drowned
May 25 when their boat capsized
in the river while they were fish
ing.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22
GIRL CHOkED TO DEATH BY
BIG BLACkSNAKE.

KINGSPORT, Tenn, June %.
According to reports received here
q six year old child of James nray
colored. was the victim OF a pec,s-
liar tragedy on the Horse Greet
plantation. While the girl was
gathering berries, she was attack.
ed by a blacksnake that coiled
around her neck. choking her to
death,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-22

Charity begins at home; so do
most divorces.
The fast liver who suddenly puts
on the brakes will have flat
wheeled journey through life.
Some Philistines owe their men,
tai attitude to a desire to reform
the world, others to biliousness.
A genius is a human storage bat
terry of vital voltage; when his
wires get crossed he's only crazy.
So far, though, Mrs. Gould hasn't
been accused of parsimony.
About time somebody put the
man who writes summer hotel fold
ers in the Ananias club.
Would it be unkind to refer to a
temperance lecturer as a water