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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-07-30

nearly All Of the important officials Of
he government, including the presi-
dent These were greatly disap-
pointed chat the flight Was called off
but planned To- return te the course
t0morr0M.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-07-30
rrcnch sociaIi-I- In-nIl C1ar.

Paris JulY ga big socialist
meeting was held tonight To- protest
against the visit of the emperor %
Russia. Gustav Herve- anti-miiiatE
agitator. lauded the Spanish proleta-
riat and the awakening masses Tor
their courage ia launching q rcvolu-
tirn-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-07-30
JEROME FAILS
To TANGLE
THAW
PRISONER GOES THROUGH
ORDEAL TRIUMPHANT 7
Long Examination by His Old
Foe Fails to Develop Any
Material Evidence of Mind
Diseased.

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DISEASED,
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peets To can nun J" 'h' ''ot"'''h' '''
exam '"a'''" "'"N
rome ana after u 'h' i''7" ~ 'N''''
neN may nave rev il"'' Pu'9''oi''
to ask.
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OF MS eNamlhatloh ln"N l'o'i',' '''
tonight with ms attorney III '"s'
Nils anteroom, gong over tn' UNIV,
its used by Mr.. Jerome ll ms Iapi'
sisted OF various par 'iS 'o''a,''''''N
notes ana drawing I"uhu !" ""N
cell in the tomhs "l''f ne ""S S'i'' ~
MatteaWah'
What use MI jerome WIZ i'''N' ~
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somewhat and after court ""Jou' ''e''
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mother, gave out an lht'iNle" ~ N''''''
she said the production OF theN' ~"
pers by the state proved t1' 'u"l -
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asylum without helng above" |" Sv'
his clothes OF other 'ii'''S -, ''''
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day he based ms Pu'S''','7 ~ -
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-07-30
"ffiGt.Es TELL or REIGN
OF TERROR IN BARCELONA

'-'70on' July es--Refugees nom
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
ORDNANCE NO. s4i

e Published the 18th day Of February
\ 1903 The Niuita Chieftain, publisher
! An Ordinance Accepting the Report Of
Z the Engineer for the City Of Yinita
on the Cost Of Constructing Sani-
tsry Sewer on Foreman Street, From
a Point Eighty Feet North Of the
North Lin Of Flint Avenue 10 the
Man Hole IN TahlecUah Avenue, and
Directing the City Clerk 70 Edver-
tise for Sealed Bids for the constrUe-
ton Of Such Sewer.
BE it Ordained by the Mayor and
CouncilmeH of the City Of Yinita.
Oklahoma M
Section That the report Of the
Engineer for hte City Of yinita. Okla
hOma. filed with the city clerk and
with the city council on the 18th day
Of February. 1909. on the estimate Of
the cost Of constructing q sanitary
sewer on Foreman Street from a point
eighty feet North Of the North line Of
Flint Avenue TO the man hole IN. Thaie-
quah Avenue. be and the same IS here
Council Of theOst iaybSHRSRRi
by adopted and approved by the City
Council OF the City Of Yinita. OklahO-
ma.
Sec. q The City Clerk OF the said
city Is hereby authorized and directed
% advertise for sealed bids for the
construction Of said work Of improve
ment for two successive weeks in the
Yinita Leader. newspaper Of bona
fide general weekly circulation in the
City OF Vinita, Oklahoma. which said
notice shall contain the following con
ditions with refenece TO the letting Of
such contract, hereby imposed by the
city council Of the City Of Vinita, Ok
lahOma, to-wit.
Bids must be made on blanks furn-
ished by the City Of Yinita
Bids must be accompanied by a GER
titled check in the sum Of fifty dollars
TO guarantee that the bidder, If sue
cessful, will make a contract and furn-
ish bbond satisfactory TO said city
within fifteen days from the accept
ance Of his bid.
The basis of estimating the lowest
bid will be the quantities set forth in
the Engineers estimate
Bids will be opened in public coun
Gil at eight O'Clock p. m, on the sec
ond day of March, 1909.
The right to reject any and all bids
and any part Of any and all bids is re-
served by the City of Vinita.
All bids must be filed with the city
clerk of the City of Vinita at or be-
fore six O'Clock p. m. on the second
day Of March. 1903.
Passed by the City Council Of the
City Of Vinita, Oklahoma on the 10Th
day OF February, 1903.
Approved by the Mayor Of the city
Of Vinita, Oklahoma. on the nth day
Of February, 1903
s. r. PARKS.
Attest Mayor |
g. r. FOGLE,
City Clerk
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
CAN you TAKE YOUR MEDICINE,
Determine TO Succeed, and Eventually
You Will "eet There

A man should start out in life with
a firm understanding with himself
that he is going to succeed; that he
has undertaken to do a certain thing,
and, no matter how long 1t takes, or
how difficult the process, he is going
to do It.
He should resolve at the very outset
that II he fails in anything he will
make the best possible use Of his fail
ure, get the best possible lesson from
It; that be will make of 1t a stepping
stone instead Of a stumbling block
He should resolve that every setback
shall ultimately prove an advance.
There is everything in starting out
with an understanding with yourself
that there is nothing else for you but
the goal, that you are going to get
there sooner or later no matter what
stands in your way
II you are only half committed to
your proposition, however, if you are
so loosely attached to your vocation
that the least opposition will shake
you from 1t, you will never get any
where.-Orison SWEET Marden, in Sue
cess Magazine.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

Nowadays, when woman wishes TO
subdue man OF win him to her whims,
she puts on her finest frock and wooes
him Foolish girl so 10 trouble her
self She could do It twice as easily
and many times as cheaply If she were
10 top off an old gown with any pat
tern Of apron. Every kind is an arrow
in her culver At least the Cleveland
Leader says so. When she wears one
Of the kitchen brand that runs from
collar to hem of skirt, bares her white
arms and mixes up a batch OF flap
jacks, she fascinates man with her
domesticity. When she dons the par
lor or gold thimble pattern, resplend-
ent with the lace, coquettish Of pock-
ct, and SO trim and provocative about
the waist that a man has to grind his
teeth and grip hard at the arms of his
chair, he Is perfectly willing to abase
his head and let her put her Cuban
heels on his neck.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
asAzgo sY aELIaIous MANIA.
Entirs Family in Small Swiss village
Becomes insane.

A strange case of a family suffer
Ing from religious mania Is reported
from the Swiss village of Oftringen.
There are eight grown children ia the
family. and recently they we're con
Verted By an ifinerant preacher.
TheTeupon the whole family began 70
neglect their farm and domestic du-
lies. and 10 spend the day and night
II prayer. The cattle we're neglected.
and would have been starved had
they not been fed by the neighbors.
One girl named Bertha declared that
she vas the bride of Christ, and al
ways went about clad in a garment Of
white. Strange rites. too, we're prac-
ticed- Once At midnight the whole
family. dressed in white clothes, as
sembled around a wood pile altar in
a field and burned a white calf, mean
while dancing around the burning pile
This was called 'immolstion" Then
Bertha expressed a wish to be i'm
molsted, and II appears that an At
tempt was made 10 cruelty her The
police, however got to know Of this
and arrived in time to prevent fur
her mischief Bertha was found III
10 bed with nail wounds in her hands.
She and two sisters and brother
we're promptly removed to the lunatio
asylum At KOenigsfelden.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
Women Who Work Hard.

More than half of the several hun
dred people taking the course at
Lowell institute under Harvard pro-
fessors. says Boston paper, are wom-
en-, and these courses require an at
tendance three times a week. And
wherever one goes the same thing is
true, only as a general thing the pro-
portion OF women in such classes
would be greater than one-half This
does not look as though women wers
wasting all their energies in the de
bauch of whist Many women play
whist and bridge, but it is generally
those who want mental occupation
that entails little solid brain work.
The majority Of bridge players prefer
men partners, so that one sex spends
as much time as the other over cards.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
ORDINANCE NO 545.

Published the nth day of February,
1908. rhe Vinita Chieftain, publisher.
An Ordinance Approving the Contract
Executed on the 18th Day Of Febru-
airy, 1909, by the City Of Vinita,
Through It's Committee, With J. e.
Charlesworth, for Sprinkling the
Paved Streets OF the City Of Vinita.
Be it Ordained by the Mayor and Coun-
cilmen of the City of Vinita. Okla
hOma:
Section J. That the contract execut-
ed on the 10Th day of February, 1909.
by and between the City Of Vinita, re-
presented by its duly appointed and
acting committee, consisting of ID. NJ.
Marrs, h. B. Frayser and s. r. Frazee,
and J. F. Charlesworth. for sprinkling
the paved streets and alleys in the
City of Vinita, Oklahoma, be and the
same is hereby ratified and approved
as executed.
Passed by the city council of the
City OF Vinita. Oklahoma, on the 10th
day of February. 1909
Approved by the Mayor Of the City
Of Vinita, Oklahoma. on the 18th day
Of February. 1903.
s. F. PARKS.
Attest: Mayor.
G. p. FoGLE.
City Clerk.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

When the business men OF Vinita
quietly determine TO do thing that
thing viii be done These same busi-
ness men will not attempt to do a
thing that is not right and legitimate
and the man who doliberatly and wan
tonly tries to hinder and thwart the
efforts Of these men will simply have
to set out of the way
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
AAaRIs scAooL AousH.

James Bali0a and family spent Sun.
day with James Nolan.
Fl A. Ellis killed hogs Monday
i Wix sold a span u mules Fast
week for which he received 800
John secOndine returned home Mon
day from a weeks visit with his daugh-
Ter Mrs. Thompson. near Chelsea
r. A. Ellis IS marketing his hay this
week
The recent storm has been Quite Sc
we're on stock running out without
shelter
Hiss Edith williamson. Of near Big
Cabin. spent Sunday With her father
al Hinita
J. ~. Harris was in Ninita Monday.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
Had Slipped His Memory.

Before | answer your question. 4"
said the great alienist. permit me to
vefresh my memory" Hereupon he
consulted a notebook May | ask"
resumed the lawyer. why you found
It necessary to consult some memo
randum before answering a simple
hypothetical question OF only a few
thousand words?" The fact is" re.
Piled the alienist, suayely. that I did
that to get the point of view. Id for.
gotten which side I'd been retained on
In this particular case. Kindly spring
your conundrum again
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
Attest
War on Spectators.
G. p. FOGLE.
City Clerk

The MANAGERS Of New York are waging
vigorous war -aeainst theatre ticket
spectators, and the management Of The
Traitor" is taking vigorous steps to pre-
vent any tickets from falling into the
hands of spectators during the initial
tour Of that play. In order to accomplish
this result. however, the active co-opsra-
ton Of the public is necessary. BY watch
ing the papers for the announcement Of
the opening Of the sale Of seats and pur-
chasing seats at the box ofice.early, thea
tre-g0ers will materially assistin defeating
the attempts Of the.speculators to reap a
rich harvest. The Traitor will be seen
at the Auditorium soon.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
rax.s skill Of EnoInsers.

The boring Of an artesian well is not
an easy task. The we'll OF Grenelle
(France) required from December "a.
1888. to February 90. 1S41, for compile
ton. The one at Passy of the same
depth took only two years to make.
Our engineers now count upon one
year in which to complete the well Of
Maisons-Lafiitte This well is already
at a depth OF 46O meters 1t will go
10 a depth OF $50 meters.-De Dion
Bouton Journal
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

One OF the unfinished pieces OF silly
business which Theodore Rooserelt's
administration will leave to President
Taft will be the suits against the New
York and Indianapolis newspapers for
their charges against the administra-
ton in connection with the construc-
ton of the Panama canal Nobody
believed these stories Of Wholesale cor
ruption when the newspapers printed
their sensational charges OF course,
these newspapers have been ransack-
ing records and investigating condi-
tions at Panama for a foundation for
their charges The fact that their
statements have been generalties dis
prove them Therefore the administra-
ton is acting unwisely to give the
statements any attention Bartles-
vile Enterprise
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
Have You Notieed7

Harker-Say, Coggwood, you are up
on automobile lore. When you have to
spin out FIVE or ten miles over smooth
roads to tow in a broken down
friend what do you call It?
ggwood-Blamed lot OF trouble
and big sacrifice.
Harker-And then when you start on
a thirty-mile spin through rain and
mud what do you can it?
Coggwood-Why. man, that's fun!
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
Just Suit Him.

4 don't believe you'd work if your
life depended upon it, snorted the
angry housewife.
And dats where yer do me a great
injustice, num-" responded the tall
tramp, blandly. II / could have con
ditions as I'd like dena, I'd work all de
time"
And how Is that?"
why I'd like to shovel snow down
in Florida and run lawn mower up
In Alaska, num-"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

Let every man do his and Yet there
be no shirking and we will have the
most prosperous era in the history OF
The town this good year Of 1903. II
takes money to do things and don't
let your neighbor carry more than his
share Of the burden let everyone get
hold and lift
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
Seek Use for White Fir.

The forestry department has been
conducting experiments with the hope
Of finding some commercial manner
OF making use OF the white fir which
is found on the Pacific coast in great
quantities. Very little Of it has been
cut
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
seek Standard Karat.

The French ministry is drafting a
bill to make a standard karat for
weighing precious stones. fixed at 26O
milligrams, and prohibiting the word
tar any other weight
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

Governor Haskell will not be put on
frial before the day set by the court
Notwithstanding the republican press
insists on trying him now
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
BE A REPRESENTATIVE
Of The United Wireless Telegraph Co.

In your home town; employees earn
ing $1,000 to s45o.oo a week; you can
do the same; no capital required; ap-
ply al once The United Wireless Tele-
graph Co., Cooper 5lds4 Denver, Colo.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

do you know that we are on the
verge Of a milk famine?"
L should say ! do. Our baby ia
fussing about It all the time"
What does your baby know about
lt?"
''He is being weaned."-HoustOs
Post.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

Fifteen Thousand population within
flye years is conservative estimate
of Viuitas immediate future
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

yinita is about % strike a pace that
wal make the average knocker feel
silly
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

Another bond issue and the loca-
tion Of the Frisco diyislon-and the
knocker tainted
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17

Tulsa elected non-partisan busi-
ness mems ticket at her municipal
election yesterday
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-02-17
THE WEATHER

Generally fair tonight and Wed
nesday. rising temperature.
Local observations for day
preceding, furnished b. g. Z.
I.ahman
Maximum temperature. y degs
Minimum temperature. II degs
Temperature at 7 a m 45 degs'
Precipitation. traces.
Wind-directiOn south
Clear
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-22
CHARLIE CARR TELLS HOW
 TO MAKE A WINNING TEAM
Formulate System Of Plays Having Team Work for It's Base ard
 You'll Get Results"

Charlie Carr. manager of the Indian lpolis team, champions of the Ameri- gan association. is the highest salaried man in the minors. receiving $1.000 rear. Owner Watkins believes hics the greatest leader in the game.
 Having a winner last year, Carr hopes to repeat. and he faces the prob lens that confront every other miSor league manager. His stars are gone to the majors and must be replaced, Like the majors. he can draft and buy players. Here is Ca-r's dope on how to make winning team:
 When bush leaguers break in they must be taught to wait They swing q everything. They don't work the pitcher. My team will make pitchers go the limit. You know, if a pitcher d&s to throw seven or eight balls to every batter, instead of three or four, Ee's apt to weaken, especially on a warm day. Wep, we'll make 'em work.
 signals between batter and runner h the hit and run must be perfect, sim pie and of a Find the opponents won't discover. The same applies to the sig aais between the catcher and the in field. T5e Eit and run is practiced daily. l believe in i. as run getter. but l also believe that by mixing them up much is accomplished. When you catch the defense fiat-foo,ed. you count. For this reason l favor a varied attack and my team is at home in the hit and run, the sacrifice or the art of stealing. I do what t.e other fellow isn't looking for.
 Gene Demonts delayed steal tyou know Gene originated it years ago. is one of my pets. It is effective wheI not worked to death. The Indianapo- lis players steal third regularly. Third IS as easy to steal as second. if play CT uses his noodle-and if he doesn't he can't stick hesei IT you steal third you score CT q passed ball or sacri- ice fly. wuich ycu can't do from sec ord. Thacs the answer.
 The fall-away slide is something try to teach, but every man can't mas ter it. Its value is the fact that only an ankle is offered the baseman to put tke ball on, instead of the body.
 Every man must go to first on everything, as if his life hung upon reaching the bag. If he loafs he de- serves a fine. They turn toward sec ond on anything hit to the outfeld, whether they go to second or not If q player bluffs he forces a hurried throw. and sometimes the ball is thrown poorly. Such things count. My advice to managers is. get "a brainy team. Formulate system of play hay ing for its base teamwork, and you will sest results
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-22


   i'm yuntA 
   If he be under the for hasa hope managing cha ampion
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-22
CAvE|N AT OLIVER
 ]. CAUSES ONE DEATH

A cave in at the Oliver shaft on Friday evening resulted in injuries to a miner which proved fatal yes terday noon. c. W. George was working in the Oliver shaft when the slip came and at the same time he fell and was fatally injured by the falling earth and rocks.
 As soon as eGorge was extracted after the accident on Friday night lie was taken to the C. and A. hospital where it was found that both legs, his collar bone and several ribs were broken. One of the fractured ribs penetrated the lung. The injuries to George terminated fatally yeste:- day.
 The deceased comes from Aber- deen, Devonshire, and has no reia- tives in this country. He came to Bisbee from Colorado.
 The funeral services will be held tomorrow from the Palace Undertak- ing parlors. At least one relative, a sister was yesterday communicated with.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-22
BAHfsBAf'
 NO1BS

Manager Rourke of the Omaha team has closed . deal by which he will trade Red" Fisher. hie star fielder. to Stanley Robison for Deiehanty and Rhoades of the St Louis Cardinals
 William Miller. the soufhpaw pitch CT who was loaned to Bloomington recently by Springfield for the season. was recalled by the latter club owing to the fact that Pitcher Grandy is out of condition and unable to pitch. NH CT won all three games which he pitched for Bloomington.
 Bobby Lynch of Chicago. formerly captain of the Notre Dame university baseball team. has joined the Soeth Bend Central league team. He will play short
 Pitcher Bob Harmon of the Shreve port team, Texas State league. hes been sold to the St Louis Nationals.
 Manager Mack of the Philadelphia team of the American league has -e leased Outieider Strunk to the Nil waulee American association club.
 Jimmy Barrett. formerly of Bostor and once noted ousfeider on the base bah diamond. has been signed by Manager McCiosksS of Milwaukee.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-22
WHEN YOU TAKE HER
 OUT TO THE GhAE

When you take her out to the ball siiri-. And you're packed in the stand w.th the
 crowd. Isn't it nice to have her ask you In a voice that is fearfuily loud: What makes that player who throws the
 ball
 Wave his arms like that7" And-"Don't you think it's mean Tn them Not letting the umpire bat?'' And when a home player steals second
 and third
 By a glorious slide to the base, She says: Its cruel for the crowd to When that poor fellow fell on his face" Then you try to explain. and she says: ''oh. l see! But why don't the rest of
 the players Wear an apron 10 keep their suits clean Like the man with the muzzle on
 wcars?" And-"why do you say the pitchers no
 good
 When ne's hitting the bat every timer" And-"why don't the policeman arrest
 them?
 Isn't stealing bases a crimeT' Then. after you've answered these ques-
 tons
 And two or three million more, You ask In the crowd as you go out the To find out what was the score.
 Washington Herald