New-York tribune., 1909-01-10

window. Tor never could help beng shy and
modest around the women.
ALONG late that afternoon We got into a
nee looking little town good, safe dis
tanCe from PlumvIlle. Clytle was tired out
and went 10 her room as soon as We q got Things
arranged At the hotel. ! felt a little weary my
self. but the Doc, being thrifty soul clcn :
want 70 waste time.
L don't know he said when he and | were
alone IN MS room. whether 10 try the COM
pound on these people or 10 pull their teeth
The compound i generally easy and reliable:
but there IS more money IN tooth pulling, Il
the territory has not been recently worked;
Have YOU anv teeth that ought 10 be pulled.
Hold on saws |, backing away bit.
q. Lets be fair and square with each other about
tins As long as I'm with You i stay through
thick and thin. I'm willing 70 be the bell
wether when YOU open up your compound out
1T. and i be q rooster OF = goat. or even pre-
tend that | think my name IS Mary IN the re
fined family entertainment, without asking
srythIng extra for fracture Of the skull; but
I'm not going TO get up before my free and
equal fellow citizens and look pleasant while
YOU Re making hollow mocEery OF my face
Zachar!al." saws the Doc, looking kind OF
hurt YOU pain me" He took couple Of
things that looked ike big. bloody back teeth
from his pocket, saying, All You viii have TO
DO Is Dut one Of these IN your mouth and let
me take It out with the forceps. 1t IS painless,
l assure you.
But how about the other poor devils" |
asked It won I be painless Tor chem, VIII It:
THEY VIII think It IS going TO be, and that
VIII make II practically the same as II II
was painless. How has the poet expressed his
beautiful thought?
80 saw, oh saw, my leg IN twain,
Il YOU do It ere ! know
He that fears not feels no pam;
'Tis the dread that hurts Us so
After I have taken this tooth from your
ms
me that YOU never felt It. the next man VIII
come forward confidently expecting % escape
without a twinge. II may occur TO nm Wnlle
I an etfectng the separation that there mas
been . slight misunderstanding concerning the
pleasure that he was TO derive from the Inodus
Gperandi. but when II Is al over ne VIII want
10 stand back and watch somebody e-St Gii-
dergo the exhilaratIng experience ms
Zacharah is human nature, and may say
here that human nature IS one OF the hanqleSI
commodities known TO science. Without
human nature. society would constitute dead
level Of inertia. Without human NATURE
Wall Street would stln be quiet iaIle' me
haunt Of browsing kline and honest husband
men Without human nature, no boy alter
atfording terminal facilities Tor an emotional
goat would desire TO see the next boy Dulted
into the adjoining subdIvlslon
This IS really in the broader sense, Zacil-
s-iab he SAID "a labor OF love on my part.
Tbinl, for a moment Of the possibilities ot the
case | may minister unto some one Who' II
had not provldentlally appeared upon the
scene. might tonight become trenzled because
Of his aching tooth and choke his wife or abuse
the children at the same time using language
,,rbecor1Ing a Christian and a gentleman. l
look upon myself IN my present capacity as
moral force. IS . benefactor oeneiactng %t
ri,i,ulously low rates, considering the TisNS
attached
60. along about dark l rigged up IN my DIS,
guise and he put on falSe inusSaSi,T i'itr
qoa1ce and started up toward the PuDHT
Square. telling me TO happen around Wheh
Il ys.s a neat looking little place with ba1ld-
stand IN the center. and there the Doc mad es-
taII5lbed his headquarters when l began TO
mingle with the crowd .,....-o-oo
lJv friends" he was saying, " has It ever oc-
Cured 10 YOU that the teeth OF d nation lmdI-
Ito The extent of It's culture and Its lntei!eg-
-1,al greatness, Show me your teeth ana WIZ
tell YOU how far you have progressed toward t.le
ilizati6n. The lower orders Of humanity
80, sound teeth. No dentist could hope 10
build up a profitable practice among the hot not
| tentots Il IS only the great civilzed nations
of ,be globe that are able 10 put their teelh 70
soall when they 60 70 bed. The tact 'hat IN IL5