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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

grew stronger, and within three months
l was a perfectly we'll woman.
81 want this letter made public to
show the benefit women may derive
from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. JOHN G. MoLDAN,
2115 Second ST., North, Minneapolis,
MINI.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu.
inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis.
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
not lose sight of these facts or doubt
the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to restore their
health.
Ifyou want special advice write
to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass.
Shewill treatyourlett strictly
confidential. For 20 years she
has been helping sick women in
this way, free of charge. Don't
hesitate = write at once.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
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Cool, dainty little matinees or
dressing sacques increase in popu-
larity.
Scarfs of black tulle, draped
around the shoulders, are very smart
for evening wear.
Linen bags, braided with linen SOU
tache, are very smart, as are also
the linen pocketbooks.
Cashemier de sole is the latest OF
expensive materials for mourning.
1t comes in pure silk and in a mix
ture of wool and silk.
Many children's dresses are being
made from the striped and figured
dimities, dotted lawns and sWisses
and Powered organdies.
Navy blue, faded cadet, dull stone
green, khaki brown and the bride g
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
When the Poet Was Happy.

BjoGnsen, the poet, who is now
lying seriously i'll at Christiania, was
once asked on what occasion he got
the greatest pleasure from his fame
as a poet.
His answer was: at was when a
delegation from the Right came to
my house in Christiania and smashed
all the windows, because when they
had thus attacked me and were start
ing for home again they felt that they
ought to sing something and so they
began to sing Yes, we love this land
Of ours They could do nothing else!
They had to sing the song Of the man
whom they had attacked. London
Chronicle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
HOW to Pack FLOWERS.

For packing shallow boxes should
be used, as the flowers will travel
much better if packed in single lay
ers. The boxes should be just Ions
enough to comfortably accommodate
the flowers and should be lined with
some soft non-absorbent material
Wood wool is the best material to
use, but fresh moss will also answer
the purpose. Over this place layer
of white tissue paper and then lay
the flowers in position, packing them
as closely as possible. Cover with
another layer of tissue paper and fill
in If necessary with little more
packing material till when the lid is
placed in position the contents of the
box are quite firm and unable to shift
Garden
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
SURPRISED HIM
Doctors Test of Food.

A doctor in Kansas experimental
with his boy in a test of food, and
gives the particulars. He says:
Il naturally watch the effect of
different foods on patients. My own
little son, lad of four, had been i'll
with pneumonia, and during his con-
valescence did not seem to care for
any kind of food.
81 knew something of Grape-Nuts
and it's rather fascinating favour and
particularly of it's nourishing and
nerve-building powers, SO started
the boy on Grape-Nuts and found
from the first dish that he liked it.
His mother gave it to him stead
lily, and he began to improve at once
In less than a month he had gained
about eight pounds and soon became
so well and strong We had no further
anxiety about him.
AN old patient of mine, 70 years
old, came down with serious stomach
trouble, and before l was called had
got SO weak he could eat almost
nothing, and was in a serious condi-
ton. He had tried almost every
kind of food for the sick without
avail.
Il Immediately put him on Grape
Nuts, with good, rich milk and just a
little pinch of sugar. He exclaimed
when l came next day, Why. doctor,
| never ate anything so good or that
made me feel so much stronger
Il am pleased to say that he got
well On Grape-Nuts, but he had to
stick to it for two or three weeks,
then he began to branch out little
with rice or an egg or two. He got
entirely well in spite of his almost
hopeless condition. He gained 20
pounds in two months, which at his
age is remarkable.
Il could quote list of cases where
Grape-Nuts has worked wonders"
There's a Reason" Read THE
Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true, and full of
human interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
.IinlnY'S Luck.

Hear about jimmy" asked the
Ianky youth with the bat and balls.
"No,'' responded his chum.
whats happened to him?"
Lots. He found a quarter in de
street, went to de ball game, got
hit wild a ball an den got licked
when he got home"
Gee whiz! l guess OATS what
you'd call trouble coming from an
unexpected quarter. Chicago News.
In German f."
Student (angrily)-Curses on this
reading, anyhow.
Observation-Disclosures that?
Student-Merely the Damnation of
Faust, sir.-Harvard Lampoon.
Nothing There.
Upshaw-Ever have your pockets
picked?
Bickerdyke-Not since 1 began to
keep an Observation-Disclosures Tri'
Dune
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
A DrearY Innd.

The country from Jerusalem to the
Jordan Valley is as dreary and DESC
late as could be imagined.
The hills look like great banks OF
rock and sand. Not even the Sahara
itself ltol1s more forbidding. 1t is the
country not Inhabited" the wilder
ness into which the scapegoat was
driven. We are all glad we went,
but none Of us could be induced to go
again.-Zion'S Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
The Rest Place Gone.

One of the wives of a Mormon
coming down stairs one morning met
the physician, who was attending her
husband.
us he very ill?" she asked, anxi-
ously.
''He isl replied the physician. II
fear the end is not far off,
do you think" she asked, II
should be at his bedside during his
last moments?"
Eyes, but 1 advise you to hurry.
The best places are already being
taken. Human Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
For hundreds of years manki

For hundreds of years mankind
used the same style and size of razor
@and had no thought that it could be
improved until some genius evolved
the safety razor. That genius reaped
the benefit of his inventive talent by
charging from So to S. for each i'm
plement, people being glad to buy at
those figures. Now comes another
inventor who has made possible a
still better safety razor, and for only
twenty-five cents. That sum In post
age stamps sent to the Book Publish
ing House, 134 Leonard street, New
York, will secure a razor postpaid
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
TRUE ART IN DRESS.

The twenty-five Chicago young wo-
men who propose to apply to the art
of dress the principles Of color, form
and line practiced by the great Ra-
phael may change their minds when
they Investigate a bit.
The angels and saints of Raphael
are frequently arrayed in gaudy col
ors, and display profuse1y biceps OF
the blacksmith variety and lines that
are very near Falstafian. In fact
the marvellous art of Raphael leans
extravagantly and often to the pudgy
His ideal female appears to have been
an overfat Amazon, and his idea OF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT
YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Not Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination.

If you are in doubt as to the cause
of your disease mail us a postal re-
questing medical examination blank.
which you will fill out and return to
us. Our doctors will carefully dag
nose your case, and If you can be
cured you will be told so; If you can
not be cured you will be told so. You
are not obligated to US in any way, for
this advice is absolutely free; you are
at liberty to take our advice or not as
you see fit. Send to-day for medi-
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to US as promptly as possible,
and our eminent doctors will diagnose
your case thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson SITS
Philadelphia, Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
How EIephants Sleep.

IN captivity elephants stand up
when they sleep, but in the jungle, in
their own land, they lie down.
The reason given for the difference
between the elephant in captivity and
III freedom is that the animal never
acquires complete confidence in his
keeper and always longs for liberty.
The WatclEord,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
Demeaning Himself.

"Well, gentlemen" said Tompkins
to couple of his friends. you can
talk as much as you please about
the inferiority of women. but there
are lots of them that can discount
most of US for brains. Take my
wife. for instance; she's got twice as
much sense as l have, and l amt
ashamed to acknowledge 1t, either"
But, don't you Think said one Of
his auditors, that you put rather a
low estimate on your wife's intel
lectual pitt Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
What's In A Name,

A grabbed bachelor and an aged
spinster one day found themselves
at a concert. The selections were ap-
parently unfamiliar to the gentle
man. but when Mendelssohn' wed
ding March was begun he prlcked
nm his ears. THAT sounds famll-
lar" he exclaimed. I'm not very
strong on those classical pieces. out
that's very good. What is it?
The spinster cast down her eyes.
That" she told him, demurely, Is
the 'Maiden's Prayer "-Clevelano
Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
A NEVER FAILING SUPPLY.

The fond husband was seeing his
wife off with the children for theiI
vacation in the country. AS she got
into the train, he said, But, my dear.
won't you take some fiction to read?'
ooh, MOI" she responded sweetly
81 shall depend upon your letters
from home. '-Tatler.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

Billy Morgan complains that the
farmers Of Kansas are buying auto
mobiles in such numbers that town
man can not drive his horse into the
country and feel safe.-Kansas City
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
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TO CORRECTLY MEND GLOVES

TO CORRECTLY MEND GLOVES.
First, never use silk for this pi:r-
pose, as it cuts the kid, but select cot
ton the exact shade of the gloves, and
with a very fine needle buttonhole
around the rip or tear, then catch to-
gether on the wrong side, taking one
stitch at time from one loop of the
buttonho1e stitch to another. When
the rent is Joined in this way it is
scarcely perceptible and wears longer
than if sewed through the glove
The Housekeeper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
"A PRECAUTION.

"Yes." said Mrs. Lapsling, "John-
ny's all right now. When he was bit
ten by the strange dog took him to
a doctors and had tie wound ostra-
cised right away. "-Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
WANTS Her
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills
Minneapolis, Mimi" was a great
sufferer from female troubles which

caused a weakness
and broken down
condition of the
system. / read so
much of whatL Lydia
E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
had done for other
suffering women l
felt sure it would
help me. and / must
say it did help me
wonderfully. My
pains all left me, /
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
Natures Economy.

"Looky yere. nanny" said Picka-
ninny Jim, Eat de knot holes in dis
here piece of wood. What does you
'speck dem is fur?"
"Why, honey" answered Aunt
Elvira Ann, denis de button holes
what de branches is fastened on to
de trees. Washington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

Consul Frederick M. Ryder. of
Rimouski. reports that the latest
government publication shows that
capital to the amount of $7,360,00O
is represented by the joint stock
mining companies incorporated in
the Province of Quebec during the
year 1908.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
MILK NOT MADE.

When a young man went to a
neighbours dairy to see his we'll be-
loved, who had charge of the institu-
ton and asked timidly Of the man,
How is the milk maid?" the old
man angrily slammed the door in his
face, saying: 'Our milk isn't made;
it's got from the cows!' '-Home
Notes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
DO Your Feet Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease,
a powder for the feet. 1t makes tight OF
rev shoes feel easy. Cures C9rns, Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Smarting and Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Sold by all Druggists
and Shoe stores, IS cts. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
COURTESY AS A BUSINESS ASSET

COU II / fLS AS A b BUSINESS ASSE i.
Everything else being equal, we
do business with the man whom we
like the best writes Richard A.
Harte in an issue of Harper's Week
ly. Good breeding, good nature, ex-
pressed in an attitude of universal
courtesy, constitute a business asset
as valuable on one side of the desk
as on the other" The average
American, says the author, has nc
use for chronic Crouch" pickle,
face" or a "knocker." There is tbs
type of anthropoid ape who paints
the word private on the door of the
inner room in which he sits and
around the outer door of the outer
room he places a railing with gate
that swings out. "He then hires an
office boy, or, preferably, an Office
girl at SO per week, to sit in the
outer Office, answer the telephone and
furnish information as to when the
great man within will see those who
come on business bent"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
ProVidential,

Mother-Why should we make
Willie a doctor when there are SO
many new doctors every year?
Father-But think of all the new
ailments! =Meggendorf BIaetter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
BABY'S SKIN ERUPTION CURED.
Was So Sore, Irritating and Painful
That Little Sufferer Could Not
Sleep-Scratched Constantly
Cutfcura'S Efficacy Proven

Cut1cura'S Efficacy Proven.
When about two and half years old
my daughter broke out on her hips and the
upper parts of her legs with a very irritat-
ing and painful eruption. 1t began in Octo-
be-: The first l noticed was little red sur
face and constant desire on her part to
scratch her limbs. She could not sleep and
the eruptions got sore, and yellow water
came out of them. had two doctors treat
her, but she grew worse under their treat
ment. Then l bought the Cuticura Rem.
edies and only used them two weeks when
she was entirely we'll This was in Febru-
airy. She has never had another rough
place on her skin, and she is now fourteen
years old. Mrs. R. R. Whitaker, Winches-
ter, Tenn, Sept. %, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
OF Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
TRUE.

Sunday-school Teacher - "Now,
Johnny, what is meant by the first
shall be last?'
Johnny-"The end seat hog
New York Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
color was to use red wherever pos

color was to use red wherever pos
sible.
Dressmakers who seek to apply art
to anatomy with success to their Gus
toners and their bank accounts will
find better examples for study among
the works Of Chicago painters of to-
day than in those of Raphael and his
contemporaries, art critics to the con-
trary notwithstanding. Chicago
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

Porrdge-Chop the contents of half can Of corn
fine, then add to quart of milk and bring to the
smmeng point through sieve and return to the pan
adding tablespoonful of butter rubbed smoothly with one
rounding tablespoonful of -four stir until the milk creamy
then yok of slowly stirring for
moment then removing Immediately to prevent the yok
curdling with SALT pepper and sugar to suit the
taste and with hot crackers waters
fried bread liked grating nutmeg be added just
before removing from the fire.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
NO OFFENsE INTENDED.

Usher Ito absent minded judge
about to leave the court)-"You've
forgot to sentence i'm, my lord"
Judge-"Dear, dear! beg his par.
ln."-The Taller.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
GRATIFYING.

"One-half of the world does not
know how the other half lives"
well, it is gratifying to think that
one-half of the world attends to it's
own business Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
Biscuits in Big Cities.

The larger the city the smaller
the biscuits. In the country biscuits
are frequently met that are as big as
feather beds, but in large city they
are too small to chew and are swal'
lowed like pills.-Atchison Globe
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
MIKES DEFINITION.

Pat-"And phwat the divil is a
chain dish?"
Whist! Ut's a fryin' pan
that's got into society. Boston
Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
AN HEIRESS.

"How can one become a CONVERSE
tionalist?"
cit ought to be easy in your case.
Just start off by mentioning what
your father is worth. louisville
Courier-Journal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

He had never been to sea be-
fore. Can you keep anything on
your stomach?" the ship doctor ask
ed.
mo. sir" he returned feebly,
nothing but my hand. Success.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

In 1908 the American merchant
marine carried only IL per cent.
of the freight between the United
States and Uruguay.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

A feeling of security and freedom from
anxiety pervades the home in which Ham
Inns Wizard Oil is Kept constantly on hand
upon in time of need
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
--Lippincott's.
NOT IN THAT CATEGORY.
"A POLITICAL TIP

"Your wife used to be very fond OF
gentlemen's society, I remember"
Eyes, but when she married me
that ended that, I tell you. Boston
Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
CURTAIN TALK.

"Will you take me tonight to
What Every Woman Knows?'"
Husband-"My dear, if you could
suggest play called What Not a
Woman Knows would go in min
ute."-Harvard Lampoon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
Fur COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDINE Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-cures
, the Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid-effects Immediately. lOc.. 25c. and
&C., at drug stores
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
TWO GUESSES.

SLOW did his lecture go?"
"Very well. He introduced some
quotations that I couldn't recognize,
but I gathered from his manner that
they were by either Shakespeare or
himself. cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
KEEPING IN STYLE.

Butcher-"What can I send up to-
day, Mrs. Styles?"
Mrs. Styles-"Send me a leg of
mutton, and be sure that it is from a
black sheep; we are in mourning, you
know."-Red Hen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
PLENTY TO SAY.

Hilton-"My wife is a matter-or.
fact woman. She only speaks heI
mind"
Chiltcn-"So does mine, but she
changes her mind so often that ii
keeps her talking all the time. y
Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

T,ks Dr.. Bigsers Huokleberry Cordial
For all Bowel Troubles. Colic, Dysentery,
Choleram orbus, Cholera Infantum Children
Teethng, etc At Druggists Csc and 800,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

The cruiser battleship "Invinci-
ble," of the British navy, maintained
a speed of 32A miles an hour for
8 hours in a recent test
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

Brazilian scientists have succeed
ed in developing a new variety of
coffee, with unusually large, fine
berries, which ripen very early.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
NONE LEFT IN BILL,

NONE LEFT IN BILL.
"a college edeucation," declared
the enthusiastic mother, brings out
all that is good in boy"
"Yes," retorted Williams father.
"and in Bills case I wish a little of ii
could have stayed in. "-Cleveland
Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

Every family has a sorrow founded
on drunkenness and every voter an
experience of the effects which 1t 30
, rCpCsed to cure.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iuflan,,na-
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30
Vegetables Cheaper,

at is nearly six months now since
l have tasted meat"
"On diet, eh?"
YES"
Have you noticed any change in
your condition."
Il should say l have. I've been
able to pay up nearly all my old
debts. In another month I'll be
absolutely independent. - Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-07-30

The Swiss matchmaking industry
has shrunken to half of it's one-time
size.