The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-12-16

The single man out of job is to
be pitied, as he has no wife to sup
port him.
The man who sits down to wait
for something to turn up will need
cushion on his seat.
Physicians say that the new wo-
man is becoming round shouldered
by wearing suspenders to suppo, t
heavy skirts. We are Of the opinion
that it is caused by supporting good
for nothing husbands.
Parties visiting printing office
should bear in mind that it is just as
i'll manered to look at the proof sheet
or read the type, as it is to go I'M to
the kitchen and look into the pots
and see what they are going to have
for dinner
A town that is large enough and
good enough for man to earn his
living in is good enough for him to
buy his provisihns in. If he does not
think so, both he and his town would
be better off if his tent were pitched
on other prairies.
According to the recent discussion
OF the courts, man who wants to
go faster than his neighbor who is
ehead of him on the road. has a right
to pass. If he is prevented by the
other and an accident happens be-
cause of the latters interference, the
o6structionest is responsible for the
damage.
Did you ever pick up paper pub
llshed IN a strange town and see a
large snowy advertisement without
thinking to yourself Or saying to
your neighbor. That man must be
doing all immense business, or form
ing resolution to visit that firm
the HrSC opportunity!
A sure way to get the other peo-
pies money is to have something
they want, and to let them know it.
These facts told simply, plainly and
honestly through advertisements,
correctly written and placed in the
sight newspapers, will as suriy
bring you money in exchange for
your goods as that the day succeeds
the night.
When a man playfullv points gun
or pistol at you, knock him down.
"Do not stop to inquire whether its
loaded or not, knock him down,
DO not be particular what you knock
him down with. only see that he is
thoroughly down. If coroner's in
quest be held, LIT it be on the other
fellow. He will not be missed.
More steel is now used in the manu-
facture of pens than that of swords.
1t is even said that the metal annually
turned into pens, weighs lore than
all the metal used during a year in
all the war implement factories OF
the world. Should this be true
it emphasizes the saying. "The pen
is mig hitter than the sword"
Last week gentleman called al
our Office and desired to see paper
published at certain town. He
wished TO make some collections anc
was after some attorneys address.
He found just, one lawyers name in
the paper and gave him the business
Now there are five attorneys in the
place. and out of that number -four
We're foolish and one was wise, ne
kept his name before the public.
When the frost is on the windows
and the kitchen pail is froze; when
the little icy needles come with every
breath that blows; when chilblans
make us sick and cold feet give us
pain; it's safe to bet we all wish fol
summer days again. For while We
swear and fume around in summer
clothes; it is an easy thing to COO
off, as every body knows. But its
different in the winter, when the
world in full of ice, and the weather
is as hard to beat as pair of loaded
dice. We may talk about our climate
and about our spring and fall, but
the balmy days of summer are the
days that suit US all.
Mrs. S. Joyce Claremont N. Fl
writes; "About year ago I bought
two bottles of Foley's Kidney Rem
edy. 1t cured me OF a severe case oil
kidney trouble of several years
standing. 1t certainly is a grand,
good medicine, and / recommend it.
O. W. Frost.