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Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
KINKAID FOR MONEY REFORM
sixth District Congressman Says FL
nanciaI LeGiHIRtiOn VIII Lead
This winter. 49,

Congressman Noses p. Kinkaid, repre-
sentative in the national oongress from
The Big Sixth district of Nebraska
passed through Omaha on his way TO
Washington for the next season.
The currency question probably will be
of paramount importance this term" he
said. There is no question that our H.
nancial system must be revised and It il
not too early now to begin legislation
Senator Aldrich has aroused eonHideTable
interest among bankers and business men
in the necessity OF q better banking sys-
tenn. h
9TH central bank idea ma be exploited.
At any rate It is sure TO cause conslder-
able discussion, as we are not all Ut the
same mind on hat plan ~
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
st. Loui. live stook Mnrket.

ST. LOUIS, Nov. MISUNDERSTANDING,
1900 head, including 600 Texans; market
steady TO l0e iSweT; Ha9ve shipping anS
butcher steers, 50. 5O66. so; steers, under
1000 pounds, SO. 75Q5.25; stockers and feeders,
$3.50d6.2 Is; COWS and heifePs, So, 25@D6. 30;
Gamers, $2.OO125O; bulls, 81. 50d425; calves,
50. 5OqS.2 %: Texas and Indian steers, S3.50q
$50; COWS and heifers, 81, 40p4.25.
higher. Pigs and lights, &c. 25Q7.SO pack
ers. 81, 70qs0O; butchers ana best heavy
$S.04S.15.
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Reoeipts, 100
head; market steady; native muttons, $3.50
$500; lambs, S6.25a765; culls and bucks,
81. 1904. 40; stooksrs, SO. !0O13. rs.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
WEATHER IN THE GRAIN BELT
Snow Tuesday and Not Much Change
in Temperature.

OMAHA Nov. 10, lSU.
An area Of high pressure extends from
the extreme northwest across the central
valleys to the south Atlantic coast. A
very decided drop in temperature occurred
within the last t~wenty-four hours In the
northwest and over the central valleys
and upper lake region. Temperatures rang
Ing from zero to 16 below are reported in
the northwest this morning, and freezing
weathlr extends south over the Missouri
valley as far as Kansas and Missouri.
Shows were general in the upper valleys
and mountain districts since the last re-
port and are falling this morning in Colo
RADIO, Wyoming, South Dakota and west
Vrn Nebraska. Rains were general IN tho
lower Valleys and Throughout the eastern
portion during the night and continue f3Il-
ing in the lower Mississippi valley and
eastern states this morning. A disturb
snce overlies the southwest, which will
probably move across the central valleys.
causing snow I'm this Vicinity tonight and
p obably Tuesday, with no important
change in temperature.
Record of temperature and precipitation
compared with the corresponding day of
the last three years:
Minimum temperature so e 3 e q
Normal temperature Tor today, 50 degrees.
Excess in precipitation since March l.
2.SS inches.
81 inches.
L. A. WELSH, Local Forecsster,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Metal Market.

NEW YORK, Nov. l5.-METALS-
standard copper on the New York Metal
exchange was neglected and no quotations
were made. The London market was
Il adv and 2sd2s Cd higher al ESQ for
spot and SEQ 2s Cd for futures. Local deal
ers quote lake copper at Sl3.O0dl3, 25:. cleo
l2.S7la. Tin was firm locally. The London
market ives firm at E12J l2s Sd for spot
iaedi Fi1 sp lSs 3 t9s 7f f9 ~ The Lsg fon %SS quiet Tast
kst was higher al eiS Is Sd. Spelter was
quiet locally al 9625U6 40 The London mar
UNCHANGED both IN London and locally.
ST. LOUIS. Nov. l5.-METATS-Lead,
quiet al S426. Spelter, steady at S6,25.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
WESTERNS.

j, +. StepnensOn-W yOlnlnk,
scws-hfs.. 925 42 Scows. ....1 1859 Is
20 feeders. 1858 5 10 calf, go 8 %
HOGs-Reoeipts OF hogs we're extremely
light this morning and, as some of the
trains were late in arriving at tho yards,
there were at no time enough hogs on
sale TO really make a market or to induce
all the buyers to compete for supplies,
Still the demand was urgent and the hogs
sold about as fast as they put In an APP
pearanoe At prices that were bDlOc higher
In fact, in most cases l0c higher. Pretty
much everything sold Inside the range Of
S.9O6S.O0, while on Saturday the big bulk
Of all the hogs brought N.S5ql,@. The best
hogs here today sold up to $500, although
there was nothing very toppy Included
among the receipts.
Today's advance carries the market 20
the highest point touched in a month and
a half. today being the first occasion that
hogs have reached $500 since October l.
This is the fifth month Of the year on
which hogs nave sold as high as $500, he
highest price having been reached in Sep
TENDER, when $3.50 was touched.
nAraganfnffVr En1aGH
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Coffee Market.

NEW YORK, Nov. 15.-COFFEE-Mar-
ket for coffee futures opened steady at I'M
changed prices which was about in line
little demand from local bulls, but i'm
porters were moderate sellers during the
1~ q IN asS ~ ~ ~ iata t1uTua oi y
ing barely steady, net unchanged to 10
points lower. Receipts at Brazilian ports
were a little smaller, but there was talk
OF a smaller spot demand from the interior.
Sales for the day were q, 900 bags, includ-
ing November and December at 6.40c;
September, 6sOc. Spot quiet; Rio No. 4.
S%dShc, nominal; Santos No. T. SAaSMc:
mild quiet, Cordova, 9d1lhe.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
So. Louis General market.

ST. LOUIS, Nov. 15,-WHEAT-Highsr;
track, No. 2 red, cash, $l,209L26; No, 2
hard, g.06@1.O9; December, A0@l06h;
May, $1.O6h.
CORN-Firm; track, No. 2 cash, 5shQ6lo;
No. 2 white, G2c; December, 6S&e; May,
61lsc.
~OATS-Firm; track, No, 2 cash, 39hc; No.
2 white, 42c; December, 39c; May, 4lAc.
RYE-Steady at 731bc-
FLOUR-Unchanged; red winter patents,
$5.50q6S0; extra fancy and straight, $4,000
$40; hard winter clears, S8.SOQ4.40.
SEED-Timothy, S2.6043.5Q
CORNMEAI-x2O0
~BRAN-Steady; sacked, east track, 500,
A 90 Steady; timothy, So. O01l6.O 90;
prairie, S11O0q12.50.
BAGGING8 T-16c.
HEMP TWINE-7c.
PROVISIONS-Pork, weak; jobbing, $500,
Lard, higher; prime steam, $13 .22h6l8.32z,
Dry salt meats, higher; boxed, extra
shorts, n225; clear ribs, Sl2.25; short clears,
$3.50. Bacon, higher; boxed, extra shorts,
$685.; clear ribs. Sla25; short clears, $3.50
POULTRY-Steady; chickens. lie; springs,
12lc; turkeys, liAd15c; ducks, 11kc; geese,
Sc.
BUTTER-Steady; creamery, 2593le.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
snrnr nnd MoIaases.

NEW YORK, Nov lG-sugARLRaS
test, 445dI.5Co; molasses sugar, s.70ds.75c
refined, steady; No. s, A75e; No. ASS;
No. ., 4.GOoi No. TO- 4.65c;. No, IL a5oe; No
fectior ers' A, b.O5o; mould A., h.6oc;- cut
loaf, G.O5c; crushed, $3.50: powdered h-Sbci
graduated. 8 Csc; cubes, $500.
.MOLASES-Firm; New Orleans open ket-
tie, good to choice, 3SQ42c.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

NEW YORK. Nov. h-MONEY-On call
strong, 4q5h per cent; ruling rate, "a per
cent; closing bid, 81 per cent; offered at
81 per cent. Time loans dull, but firm
sixty days or ninety days, 5q5A per cent;
SIX months, 4AG5 per cent.
PRIME MERCANTILE PAPER-5a5h
per cent.
STERLING OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, with
actual business In bankers bills at A.S825
d4.SS3O for sixty-day bills and at $3.50 for
demand; commercial bills. A.S2isqA.S3h.
Sill EH-Bar 505ac; Mexican dollars, 43c.
BONDS-Government, steady; railroad, ir-
regular.
Closing quotations on bonds were as fol-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Representative sales:
CHICAGO LIyE STOCK MARKE
Cattle weak TO LOwer-HOgs Higher
sheep steady.

CHICAGO, Nov. l5.-CATTLE-Receipts
estimated 10000 head market weak TO To-
heifers, SS.OOQG.O0; bulls, $S.OOq4.76; calves,
S3.OOuS.25 i stockers and feeders, SS75Q5.25..
IIQGs-Receipts estimated 5000 head;
market DC to 1c higher; choice heavy,
SS.20dS.2J butchers, SSl5nS.25; light mixed,
S7,95uS,Q5; choice light, $S.O0aS.15; packing
$S.l0aS.aO; pigs, $6O007.B.
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Receipts esti-
mated 2l,OO0 head; market steady. Sheep
AO0u550; lambs, {. 5O9750, yearlings, $50
gg "a
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
PhiIadeIphia Produce Married.

PHILADELPHIA, Nov, B.-BUTTER-
Steady, fair demand, Western
3Ac. nearby prints, SIC.
EGGS-Flrm, good demand. Pennsylvania
and other nearby nrsts, free cases, S3c az
mark; Pennsylvania and other nearby cur
rent receipts, returnable cases, SIC al mark,
western firsts, free cases, $50 az mark
western current receipts, free cases, NQ29c
at mark.
CHEESE-Firm, fair demand. New York
fun creams, choice, Ito; fair to good, 16hd
16&c.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
sioux city Live stock Market.

SIOUX CITY, Ia, Nov. lB.-(Special Tel
egram.) observation-disclosures $500 head;
market killers easier; feeders, steady TO
strong; beeves, A.OOq425; cows, S3.O0d475;
feeders, $A1Oa4,90; yearlings, $3OO94.10. O.
HOGs-Receipts, $500 head; market
prices, H.7b9S,Oo; bulk OF sales, $7.90a795,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
st. Joseph Live Stock Market.

ST JOSEPH, Mo, Nov. l5.-CATTLE-
Receipts, 1000 head; market steady to
strong; steers, S4,6oa7,O0; cows and heifers,
S2.50a6.O0; calves, S3.OOa7,50
.HOGS-Reeeipts, 1900 head; market 5q10c
higher; top, SS.15; bulk of sales, S7,95@S. Is.
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Market steady;
lambs, $A6OaT50. u
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
High. Low. Close.
NInibIe sappIy I'd Grain.

NEW YORK. Nov. l5.-The visible sup
ply Of grain in the United state Saturday,
Produce exchange, MAS as follows:
Wheat, 2S,5S7,00O bushels; decreased, $751;
Corn. S4o.OOO bushels; decreased, 1900
Oats, 1s s. 100 bushels: decreased. l0. 900
bushels.
i've L00ep bushels; decreased, $4,000
bu. hcls.
Barley, Al33OO bushels; decreased, Al 90
bushels.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

LIEVRPOOL, Nov B-WHEAT-Spot
firm. Nc. 2 red western winter, Is MD.
futures firm; December 7s 1thd; March, rs
Sd; May, u 6lSd,
CORN-Spot easy; new American mixed,
(via Galveston), s. %; futures steady; De
cember Is cd
RXAS-Canadlan steady. Is l04d.
rNOUR-Winte patents, steady, ass.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
New York Mining Stocks.
EoreIEn FInnneInl.

LONDON. Nov. l5.-Money was obtain
able on easier terms today. Saturday
gold imports and the fact that the Bank OF
England secured 2500O00 gold. which ar,
rived today, eased discount rates and
strengthened British securities, COnsOls
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
ArtloIes open. High Low. Closel sat'y.
omaha Cnnh Pricen.

wHEAT-No. 2 hard. 81 .O2g1 90; No. 3
hard, OSc9@1, Of; No. 2 spring, Sf.O1Qi.02; No.
2 spring, s5cQs1.0; No. 4 spring, GOOSE.
CoRN-Ne 2 Sc; new. 55c y.a no; 3 500
yellow, SOC; new, 55c; No. 3 yellow, 6gc;
new, soc; No. 2 white, 59G60c; new, 56a57c;
No. 3 white. 69a60c; new, 56G57c.
OATS-No. 3 mixed, s7zG3sci No. 8 yell
low, 37Ad3Sc; No. 3 white, 3shM3S%c; No. 4
white, 3Sd3Sko; standard, 3SAQ39c..
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Mnwaukee Grain Marker.

MILWAUKEE,. Nov. B-WHEAT-No. l
northern. SLudlI14; No, 2 northern, 1859
L09A, December, LWi
OATS-lG42o.
BARLEY-Samples, 6Slffs7o.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
DuIuth Grnin Married.

DULUTH, Nov. L-WHEAT-December
Sl03N: May A6Bi No. I northern. SO7A:
No 2 northern. N05h.
OATS-8c,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Local Securities.
Quotations furnished by samuel Burns.
jr., 614 New York Life building:
nnnk CIenrInrn.
Cotton Market.

OMAHA, Nov. 15.-Bank clearlngs for to-
day were 2,Sl2,5 $500 and for the CORE
spending date last year, 1851, 6S2.52.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
London stock NTarket.

LONDON, Nov. 15.-American securities
opened steady today. Good support Of
Amalgamated Copper, Union Pacific and
ment and at noon the market was firm
with prices from &c to &c higher than
Saturdays New York closing.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

3. 81 0301.O4A.
FLAN-Closed at M.MM.
BRAN-In IN I0o-pound sacks $50
CORN-NO. 3 yellow, b9hd6QAc.
OATS-No. 3 white. @hd3Sbc.
BNE-No. 9 6S&n09Ac.
FLOUR-First patents, IS. f0d5.G0; second
Patents. G.2ldhW: first clears, A5NnA7b;
! cond clears, s390dS.5O.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

S5.7Oh6.15; light yearlings, &.OOd5. 30; heavy
yearlings, f4.50o5. 90; old wethers, A.l5U
/ 80; good 10 choice ewes, s.. l5a3.S SO; breeo
ing ewes, 50. 1896 so; y~earllng breeding ewes,
s.. G006. 90.
Representative sales:
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

PEORIA, Nov. h-CORN-Steady; No. q
Old, sc; No new Sc; No. e. new. 56sci
no grade. udf3c.
oATs-unehanged; No. white, sc; No.
4 white. DC
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Herbert E. GOOch Co.
Brokers and Dealers

evan. BNT1aIoNA STooHA
ossAha officer alo y. =. life ulGE.
aan asisphons. poUElA oaL
GnaapaaAshL A-2laI saa A-a1aA
7idsA ana kATsSst Houss - ahs STATE
ue
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Knnnnn Go Grain and Provi.ion.,

KANSAS CITY, Nov. 15.-WHEAT-Un-
changed to lie higher No. 2 hard, 1850
LOG: No. 3 SLO2ql@; No. 2 red, f1lSQ1.21i
No. 3, N.O6qLl0.
CORN-Unchanged to lc higher; No. 2
mixed, 59c; No. 8, SOC; No. 2 white, sag
Soc; No. 3, bS1sc.
OATS-Nominally unchanged; No. 2
white, 4Oq42c; No.. 2 mixed, 5000.
RYE-70672c.
HAY-Unchanged; choice timothy, 3tl.5O8
l2.OO; choice prairie, S.25d9.50; choice al
falfa, $1,000 1915.
BUTTER-Creamery, extras, SOC; firsts,
2Sc; seconds, 26c; packing stock, 21hc.
EGGS-EXtTas, CSC; firsts, &c; seconds
and dirties. 1Sc; current receipts, sc;
southerns, loss off. lac.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

MONEY-464h per cent.
The rate of discount in the open market
for short bills is 4eSG4% per cent; for three
months bills, 4&d4ia per cent.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Week Starts Out with a Large Run Of
Cattle.
HOGS FIVE TO TEN CENTS UP
Few Fat sheep and Lambs, Bulk
of Receipts Being Feeders-
Good Kinds Both StrOng
and Active,

The following table shows the receipts
Of cattle, hogs and sheep at South Omaha
Tor the year to date, compared with last
year: 1903. 1903. Inc. Dec.
Cattle ........ 97S.S61 S92, 062 S1,199 .-...
Hogs .........l93774 2,115,@2 .,.... r1,5ll
Sheep ........1,96 ,t1s 1863. SIS l04,4S ......
The following table shows the average
price OF hogs at South Omaha for the last
several days. with comparisons:
Dnte 1aoo ItooS IIoo7 l,q0g l1aas 1904 1905.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
Date. 1909. 19O8. 1901 IlgO0, IleO5, 1904. IlsOS.
SUNDAY.

Receipts and disposition of live stock at
the Union Stock Yards, South Omaha, Neb.
for the tWenty-four hours ending at 3
o'clock p. m. November 10, 1909:
pTHTTpTG
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
!. MinneapoIia GrnIn Mnrkef.

MTNNEAPOLIS Nov. i6-WHEAT-De-
crmbrT u0d1lWts; May. N.CH. Cash:
No hard u.0rAdl.Nsi No. 4 northern.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

There is no danger from Group when
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Is used
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16
EIFIn Butter Market.

ELGIN, Nov. l5.-BUTTF- Firm, SOC:
sales Tor the week, Ca, 30 pot~1E
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-16

BOSTON, Nov. I5-Money. call loans. s
g5ls per cent; time loans, 595la per cent.
Closing quotations on stocks and bonds:
L.-Al-.- "a a p ArI.nna Con. -
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
Sassy Corpse.

It was III Il midnight interview with
an ilnportunatea newspaper reporter
that Chauncey Depew first told his IA
NOUS story Of the sassy corpse, which
he applied to the reporters own case
"a spiritualist had died" said he. "and
his friends came to a clergy man and
asked him to preach a funeral sermon,
even though that was in conflict with
their tenets. And he did so. as best he
could. And when be got through the
widow arose. announced that she had
a communication from the deceased
and proceeded to tear the clergyman,
his sermon and his sentiments to rib.
bons. ~
"Tm mighty sorry said the spirit.
ualist leader. .... .,M
"1'm not said the clergyman. Eve
preached many a funeral sermon, but
this is the first time was ever sa"sed
by the corpse" i.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
He Got the Order.

A London firm lately received from
another London firm this letter:
Dear Sir-Today we have given your
Mr.. x. an order. thanks to his colossal
tmpudence. Where did you find him?
Mr.. x. had only just started selling,
and this was an order from a firm that
all his predecessors had canvassed in
vain. The head Of Mr.. ks firm called
him in and questioned him about the
charge of Colossal impudence"
"Well." the young traveller explained,
"you told me to adapt myself to all
manner of circumstances and behave
to possible customers in their own
way. i In this case the head didn't look
up for three minutes after I went in,
and then he said. We'll. what blood.
sucking firm do you represent" l gave
him your card and said. These rotten
vampires and it seemed to tickle
him."
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
The Noble Pike.

In size, in courage and in strength
the pike rivals, in historic claim to no.
bflity it exceeds. even the royal salmon
itself. King Edward l.. who fixed the
price Of fish then brought to market,
rated the pike above the salmon and
more than ten times higher than that
OF the best cod or turbot. In the reign
of Henry VIII. large one was sold
for double the price of house lamb
In February and a small pickerel for
more than fat capon. Its greater
reputation is probably to be explained
by the old custom in the great houses
and abbeys of England of having their
private stew ponds. SO that fresh wa
ter fish were the luxury of the rich.
while the salmon could be caught in
the SEA and so never attained the rank
and dignity of fashionable food. To-
day his artificial value is gone, and the
salmon has taken the place upon the
tables of. the rich as much for the
beauty Of its pink flesh as for the
superior favor of the meat.-London
Globe.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
Incentive TO Snaad.

Persons who have never been there,
and for that reason know all about it,
insist that the pole discoveries could
not get over the ground In the time
they allot to themselves in their. thrill
ing copyrighted stories. + &: ::;$59;t S5
Why not? The only amusement they
had was running. There were no five
cent theaters nor golf games there for
light exercise or relaxation, and SO all
they could do was to sprint A4
Suppose careless explorer happen
ed to get between the pole and a hun.
CRY polar bear. There might have
been some breaking Of records then
and there as the traveller hastened
along. hoping as be few that the pole
had whiskers on it to make the climb.
ing easier. .$y$tsF
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
A Brave Answer.

There was sharp fighting between
the English and French in the Wind
ward islands in 1779 when General
Meadows conquered ST. Lucia not. how.
ever. without himself being severely
wounded at the very beginning of the
engagement. The general. though
wounded. would not leave the field for
moment, and when the action was
over be visited every wounded officer
and man before be, would receive the
surgeons attention himself. His heart
was greatly cheered by an answer
given to him by young subaltern.
Lieutenant Comm of the Forty-sixth
regiment. who In the heat Of action
was wounded In theseye. = { . s,s@.sS*,
II hope you have not lost your eye.
lieutenant said the general.
= II believe have SIR replied Comm,
".but with the other 4 shall see you
victorious this day. g Is ~ y y; r. T
The brave young fellow had his
wish. London Scraps ga:%, 7. = ~ -
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
Is Parrot III . vvhir 4, N !, !;

A certain retired general Of. the In.
dian army possessed q parrot and also
. very irascible temperament. The
parrot was valuable bird, but was
rather q nuisance BY reason Of it's ex,
IRENE taikativeness. One day while
1.-The general was writing his business
letters the parrot kept up continual
chatter very disturbing to the writer.
y. AZ last the general could stand It no
longer. and jumping up, he seized the
cage of the unhappy bird, which he
:whirled Vigorously round and round,
AT the same time swearing vigorous
" Then he set the cage down again.
and silence for some time ensued.
At length. however, feeble voice
came from the Interior of the cage;
General, /, Inquired M quayerine
sfsnes, where were yols aen inst az.
Gone struck Dc
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
5Hur1aOT and X
Phil opl[l1y
By DUNCAN n. SMITH
POOR OPENING /: N.

A RE you looking for q field II
Al That fair return will yield,
One with competition not ~
Strong enough to hurt lot, nj,
One where If the facts were known
{ You would have 1t all alone?
For the venture. II implore, E5N
Do not start a trouble store. -
I'll admit that you may find 49,,
There is nothing of the kind.
Still. the sales would be SO SLOW
You could hardly make it. go,
For SO much of it is free, NJ
Floating round. you must agree,
Men would hardly care to pay
For chunk to take away
People. too. you understand,
Much prefer their private brand.
Though SO cheap you. make the price
That the profits melt like ice,
You could make deal, fear,
Hardly once or twice year.
Men would say in injured tone.
Il have troubles of my own
Do not start trouble store.
Though it's not been tried before,
And you cannot therefore tell
That your trouble would not sell,
You can look around and see
Without shunting up a tree
No results your work would bear.
There Is trouble everywhere
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
An Expert.

"Do you know what to do if the auto
should break DOWN." asks the thought
full mother of the young man who is
going to take her daughter out in his
new runabout
Certainly" he answered.
The young people were quite late in
returning. The fair young daughter
rushed in to her mother and said:
"Oh. mamma! The auto did break
down, but Jack knew exactly what to
do. We've are engagedv-Chicago
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
Near Fame.

Near Fame. gE1
HE was very ambitious as q boy.'
HAS he got over II? i, Civ
well. he doesn't expect to be presi-
dent of the United States any more"
"No?'' -" =
He would be satisfied now If some
one would name five cent cigar after
him" a.:
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
Explained.

'"What constitutes clevernessy" at5$
ABILITY to say a cutting thing #5
"Oh. know lots of stupid people
who can do that" Es4
lin such manner that you don't
get the real taste Of it till the next
day." .,-.. sS
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
Not Proud.

No Go.
"a word to the wise''-
SHOT If you are wise"
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26
HE would be satisfied now IL SO,
Both Well Done

Both Well Done.
"she caught her husband kissing the
cook"
Warm moments followed, I sup
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26

q mans g q q success depends somewhat
on his Inability to- make failures.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26

~ lying advice is pleasanter fnan taE..
ang II and quite AS prof tabie. I.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26

%0AeS nav uhoi. -
"And roasted her husband.n
Easy Money.
Sing a song Of nonsense.
A pocket full Of rocks,
All the chappies crowding
Round to get box
When the song is ended
Meet them at the gate,
Tell them you are sorry
Hubby has this date.
Not Proud. =
"He had an uncle that was hanged
ssThat so?' :
$50 ! have heard" r..
you would never suspect it. He
speaks to common folks" .
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26

sss The race question ID the south ana
the race question in the north are
horses Of different color. n rs
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26

A word to- the foolish calls for vol
umes Of explanation (
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-11-26

s8 The man who is able to have no
debts may still be quite willing to Il
he can find al sucker 4 ~