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The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
w Inv Go to Sleep Tonight?

A ND lay your money in tempting "A place or think that it is secure ly hidden, when in fact you know 1t IS NOT SECURELY HIDDEN and your uneasiness tells you this fact. Your fear of burglars or possibly fire, sneak thieves and everal causes is constant ly wyrrying you. WHY we say, do these foolish things when you can as easily deposit it with us and feel assured it will be safe for you as you may need it from time to time. No need whatever, to worry when you have money in the BANK OF CON- WAY. Your business ofevery nature connected with matters in financial way solicited. By reason of UNsUR- PASSED FACILITIES and knowledge gained by years of experience you are SO nearly absolutely protected from loss when your money is in this institution that to have 1t with us be- comes pleasure instead of fears which attend other methods.
 Become a citizen of the frst
 order and deposit it
 Today
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-04-13
TOUGH LUCK.

"Dad always gives Johnny th best of it, becuz he's tn oldest. AZ na humors Bobby, becuz he's the baby"
 And where do you come in9" ~Nowheres. l gotta be good"
 UNDOUBTEDLY.
 .,. "Why did she divorce himr Because she couldn't keep hin from buying diamond necklaces and such things"
 Gracious. l would never divorce my husband for that" "You would if they were not for you, l guess"
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
"MuIei0Oted" HOES.

Carlisle, Ky, June 81 The Carlisle
Mercury today says: Jesse Fishback
has recently brought to this county the
first 'mulefooted, hogs ever seen here.
This new species of swine has a solid
hoof like mule or horse. and not a
split hoof like native hog
1T is claimed that the 'mulefooted'
hog is proof against cholera, that it
breeds exceedingly strong, is the best
of feeders, and will fatten at any age.
"Mr. Fishback, who has made a sue
cess of breeding fine hogs. is going to
give this new breed a fair chance to
demonstrate what It's friends claim for
it.
"Other than the hoof there is no per-
ceptible difference from other hogs of
the best breeds.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

said county, being duly sworn says tn
foregoingreport is in all respects a true
statement of the condition of the said
Bank, at the close of business on the
30th day of June 1909 to the best of his
knowledge and belief; and further says
that the business Of said Bank has been
transacted at the location named, and
not elsewhere; and that the above re-
port is made in compliance with an Off
cial notice received from the Secretary
of State designating the 30th day Of
JUNE 1909. as the day on which
such report shall be made.
T. J. YANDELL, Cashier
H. A. HAYNES, Director.
c. S. MUM. Director.
SAM GUGENHEIN, Director
Subscribed and sworn to before me
by T. j. Yandell, Cashier, the 2nd day
of July 1909.
H. A. HAYNES.D. c. c. c.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
MOTHER.

(Orison SWEET Marden, on "Suc
cess Magazine.
"All that | am or hope to be,
said Lincoln, after he had become
President, 81 owe to my angel moth
or"
"My mother was the making OF
me, )" said Thomas Edison recently.
She was so true, so sure of me; and
| felt that | had someone to live for
some one ! must not disappoint."
"All that | have ever accomplish
ed in life" declared Dwight L.
Moody, the great evangelist, owe
to my mother.
"To the man who has had a mo-
Their, all women are sacred for her
sake" said Jean Paul Richter.
The testimony Of acknowledgment
Of the boundless debt they owe to
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Twentieth Century Proverbs.
(BY JOHN s. KENDALL

A man may choose his friends. His
relatives are thrust upon him.
Sometimes a mans failures accomp-
lish more than his successes.
Half-truth is mighty and will prevail
Money covers a multitude Of sins.
People who make history seldom
know il in time 10 avoid the conse-
quences
II is kind OF wisdom 10 despise
what you cannot,bave.
Man wants but little here below -
and experience soon teaches him the
futility Of wanting even that.
Lots of people are so busy holding on
to there money that they haven't time
to hold on 10 their reputation.
The man who goes fishing for COM
pliments has T. bait for a whale in or
der 10 catch a minnow.
Observe the able man how he tolls
up the steep path 10 success Behold
the fatterer how he is carried thither
on the shoulders Cf other people!
OF two evils choose the profitable one
When man has nothing in his pock-
cts. he is expected 10 pocket insults.
II is a merry shoemaker laughts last
A wise man breads no criticism but
his children's.
A man never feels so virtuous as
when his friends have persuaded him
to do something creditable which will
work out to his pecuniary advantage.
Tact is like money = there are lots of
people who do not seem to have as
much of it as they need.
1t is easier to do good across the
street than next door.
The eagle winged his way to the
top; and behold a reptile had
proceeded him.
Some people who complain about this
being a cold, cold world are not going
to be any better pleased with the tenn
perature in the next one.
The further a man gets away from
himself the closer he gets to heaven.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Fooled The Devil.

Katie. who had been taught that the
devil tempts little girls 10 disobey. was
left alone in a room for a time one day
with the admonition not TO touch par
ticular delicious plate Of fruit that
stood on the table.
For a while she bravely withstood
the temptation. Finally. however, her
resolution wavered and she took a big
red apple from the plate. She walked
away with it. but before putting il TO
her lips her courage returned and she
quickly replaced the apple on the plate.
saying as she did so. aha. Mr.. devil,
| fooled you. didn't I?"-The House
keeper.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

their mothers would make a record
stretching from the dawn OF history
to to-day. Few men, iuaeed, be.
come great who do not owe their
greatness to a mothers love and in
spiration.
How often we hear people In every
walk of life say, IL never could have
done this thing but for my mothor.
She believed In me, encouraged me
when others saw nothing in me.
"a kiss from my mother made me
a painter, said Benjamin West.
A distinguished man of to-day
says: Il never could have reached
my present position had not known
that my mother expected me to reach
it. From a child she made me feel
that this was the position she expect
ed me to fill aud her faith spurred
me on and gave me the power to at.
tain 1T. ~
1t is strange fact, that our moth
ers, the molders Of the world, should
get so little credit and should be so
seldom mentioned amony tbe vorld q
achievers. The world sees only the
successful son, the motherIs but n
round in the ladder upon which he
has climbed. Her name and face
is never seen in the papers only her
son is Landed and held up to our ad.
miration. Yet il was that sweet.
pathetic figure in the background
that made his success possible,
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Life 100000 Years Ago.

Scientists have found in cave in
Switzerland bones of men, who lived
100, 900 years ago, when life was in
constant danger from wild beasts.
To-day the danger, as shown by A. w.
Brown, Of Alexander, Me-, is largely
from deadly disease. "If il had not
been for DR.. Kings New Discovery,
which cured me, | could not have
lived, >" he writes: suffering as | did
from a severe lung trouble and stub
born cough" To cure Sore Lungs,
Colds, obstinate Coughs, and prevent
Pneumonia. its the best medicine on
earth. SOC and sl.0O. Guaranteed by
Haynes e. TAYLOR and Jas. II. Orme.
Trial bottle free. 5-5t
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
The Carnival.

The street carnival which "made"
this city last week, left Sunday for
Gracey, where they are exhibiting this
week. They did fairly well while here,
laboring. as they said they were, I'M
der disadvantages caused BY the wet
weather, the city council and other
things. Two or three of their men left
them here and also a couple of their
big snakes, it is said, were left behind,
whether they escaped or we're turned
loose is not known.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

Mrs. J. T. English, Harrods Creek
Ky. saws: Your Bourbon Poultry
Cure is tiue. You can add Chicken Pox
to the list Of diseases that it will cure
as my fowls show a decided improve
ment. had used other remedies with
out success. Sold by Haynes & Tay-
Tor, Marion, Ky. sect
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Correct Opinion.

A lawyer came into court drunk, says
the Dundee Advertiser, when the Judge
said to him: Sir. | am sorry TO see
you in a situation which is disgrace
TO yourself and family and the profess
sion to which you belong" This re-
proof elected the following coloquy:
did your honor speak TO me-" II
did sir. said, sir, that in my opinion
you disgrace yourself and family. the
court, and the profession by your course
of conduct. MAY i-i-it please your
honor, have been an attorney in-in-in
this c-court for fifteen years and. per
NIT me TO say, your honor, that this is
the first correct opinion ever knew
you TO give.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
tennessee Testlfes.

Paris, Tenn, May 25th, 1909,
J. r. Black Mbdicine Company,
Kenneth, Mo.
Gentlemen: A year or so ago, we
sent you mailing list. You put your
ad in the Paris Post-Intelligencer, for
tweve months. We sold the eye water
in short time. Have been ordering
as needed, since. Now, it is our best
seller. We have used it in our family
with children, and have heard so many
others speak favorably of it that we
recommend it "going and coming"
While we have an ample supply, can
use the amount you suggest Ship
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

through Van Vleet-Mansfield Drug Co,
Memphis, Tenn. If you haven't our
mailing list. let US know, and we will
send it, Put advertisement in Post
Intelligencer CHoATE BROS.
BY ID. X. c.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

There are many imitation of De
Wits Carboliccd With Hazel Salvo
--DcNitts Is the original. BE sure
you get DeWitts Carbolifcd Witch
Hazel Salve when you AK for it. 1t
Is good for cuts. burns and bruises.
and is especially good for piles.
Sold by all drugglstc. Sept
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Mind, But Ignorant.

A kind harted little city girl observ-
ed during her first day in the country a
mother hen about TO gather her little
brood Of chicks under her wings. The
little girl rushed up to the hen. shout
ing: "Shoo. you ugly thing How
dare you sit down on those beautiful
little birds?"- Boston Post.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Cures Dyspepsia;
Trial Is Free

IL is a popular mistake that only
wealthy people who eat rich and
hlghly-spiced foods suffer from dvs-
pepsia, or, as II Is also known. indi-
gesuon. The laborer in the street.
the worker in the field also finds him,
sell victim Of this disorder. Among
the very greatest sufferers from IL are
women
Dyspepsia is Indicated by a constan,
, ,se,nk OF iazlness by loss Of appetite and
uouDIeu sleep, by sour stomach ard dis
lustcglcss ewes N'" an"
=, Ihere u no surer and speedier cure for
,hs trouble than DIR. Caldwelrs Syr,in
s, vps,n, whlch dyspeptics have been using
suceessiuiiy FOR twenty years. This great
herb laxative compound cured Capt CLARK
oI buHalo. Ia, OF dyspepsia and aoIr
stomach that he had had Tor forty YEAR
4 nr uH,n she lucky day that he heard OF
joel Adams. OF Montgomery Ala ar,er
suHerlng continuously for sixteen months
Ihese are only few OF the many Rmt
" rs hot expensive TO be cured with this
S Srunu remedy, as II can be bought at any
u'ye store In 6O-cent or 81 bottle
your very neighbors are prohahlv usa
iiohs users or Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pensin-
put II you want to know without exnenss
y wnut u VIII 90 for you personally. send
YOU. name 70 DIR. Caldwell and he will he
glad 10 send you n free trial bottle ~
Is actually anxious to have YOU make n
test OF his remedy. ''' ''"~e
=. Thousands OF families everywhere keen
Hency as constipation, sour stomacS ,
aisestlon, biliousness. dyspepsia. heart
Durn' torpid liver. etc, which NAV sosnn
on member OF the family any day' NJ
ID - peasaht 10 the taste, acts gently and
laxative tonic. o'e"s
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
OF INTEREST To
OUR READERS.
Marion, KY, June 9th. 1909.
Record Press, City.

Marion, KY, June 9th. 1909.
Record-Press. City.
Dear Sir:-Will you kindly
make note in your paper. which
no doubt will be an item of news
to very many, that the Third
regiment Kentucky state Militia
will hold its annual encampment
at Darlington. Ky, on the l.. q
n. railroad. August 9th TO 10th.
and the following companies will
use the |. c. enroute
Company II Hartford. Ky.
Company |. Leitchfeld. Ky,
Company VI. Calhoun. Ky.
Company X. Marion, Ky.
Special coaches will be furnish
ed for each company. Special
coach will be on train 32l leav-
ing Marion, KY. at II a. m
August 9th and will run through
TO Hopkinsville and be handled
from there on arrival by the
l.. & y. railroad 10 Darlington,
Ky, Special coaches will be fur
nished for each company return
ing. L. & n. will give us this
special coach at Hopkinsville,
Aug. 10Th to be run through 10
Marion on train 302 arriving AT
Marion. KY. at 3:3l p. m. Aug.
10Th, 1909. Yours Truly.
w. l.. VENNER, Agent.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
The Markets
LIVE STOCK.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Louisville, Ky. July l4-Cattle mar
ket steady and fairly active.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

II there Is anything about
your ailment that you don't
understand. or II you wabt
any medical advice. write
TO the doctor. and he Wil
answer you fully. There II
no charge for this service.
The address II DR.. w. b
CaidweH. 500 Caldwell bldg.
Monticello. Ill.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
KeviI & Co..
HAVE ESTABLISHED
Fire Insurance Agency In
MARION, KENTUCKY

II you have pre- perty in the town Of
Marion, let them insure il. You
shall have no reasons to regret il.
Ofiee in Press Building. Room 5
Telephone 225.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15
Magnetic Fish Bait

There's no such thing as dull day
when you 60 fishing if you are sup
piled with this TRULY wonderful dis
covery If the fish are there you'll
get them, for they simply cant re-
sist it. 1t beats anything you have
ever imagined. 1t Is moderate in
prlce-.25 cents per box--and a box
will last a long time. Besiaes this
bait, of which we are the sole manu-.
faeturers, we handle
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

Hogs steady 60 a shade stronger Re
ceip;s light Hcaves. $3.50 90 s. 30.
Lights. 500 TO S725. pigs. 81 %. 70
$500.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

Good 10 choice mlchers iooOa 5000
Medium TO good miichers 3o.ou a 80 40
Common 20 plain nilrhers 1900 a2j.o0
Calves
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-07-15

SORSALE BY ALL DRUGGIST
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29
PLANTS.

For yard and cemetery. Twelve
geraniums, 81; 12 plants assorted, 81;
roses, Is for 81.
Chickasha Green House,
26-tf Cor. Fifth and Idaho.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29
WILLIE AT THE PHONE.

Honest, II this business doesn't let
up, they'll make me bow-leooed carry
ing packages around. I heard Of a
man once who was awfully bow-lesged.
When he wanted his wife to sit on his
lap, he had to put a board across. I
wish they'd put boards behind the
counters in this store, so ! could wait
on folks. hate TO see anyone walt
ing. We've got some awfuIly good
salesmen. When the old man hires a
new clerk he wants to know his record
as a sprinter. II he can't make a hun
dred yards in ten seconds, he can't get
the job. There's some advantages In
being quick and some disadvantages,
but u you don't like to hurry yourself,
there's the telephone. Phone in your
order and III see that they get your
stuff out p. q. Ask for me, Willie, the
hustler.
n. ". MCCAIN. Grocer.
Phone N2' Sixth ana chiekasha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29
wANTEp-FARM LOANS.

A home company and our own in
specting. Rates and terms to suit.
SECURITY INVESTMENT co.
Phone 57s. 224H cNickasha Ave.
D6t&W4t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29
LOST AND FOUND.

Near the corner Of Ninth
street and Dakota avenue, a diamond
ring. Return to the Express office and
receive reward. 2S-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29
FOR SALE.

For sale-Furniture for 4-room
house, complete House for rent; good
garden for sale. 1928 Ohio street. 26-at
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29
Want
Ads
HELP WANTED.

Wanied-A reliable carpenter to fit
and hang screens. Phone 20. 26-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29

For Bargains in city and farm
property, See US quick. Williams &
Miller, Room %. Oklahoma State Bank
Buildings. 4-26-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29

wanted-A young man to run on
train as news agent Apply TO the
Brown News Company next TO Del
Monte Hotel. 2S-St
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-29

For sale-Cheap II taken at once,
high arm gas range. eiO South Fifth
street. 26-St
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
MASS MEETING CALLED.
To Urge Legislative Action on the
Subject of Speeding.

New York. Nov. 24.-Aroused by a Pc
culiarly atrocious instance of disre-
gard of human life by a chauffeur, the
police commissioner today issued a call
for mass meeting to urge legislative
action.
Alice Mohen was struck down by a
touring car last night and. when the
criver found her body clogGed the
wheels, he stopped to jolt the machine
free, and then made off at high speed.
In his statement Commissioner Baker
says:
1t is time for a radical change in
the law regarding speeding. 1t is time
for the citizens of New York to head
a mass meeting and protest to the leg
islature against this slaughter.
An engineer who runs a harmless
donkey engine in this city gets his
license from the police department. If
an accident occurs and he is RESPONSE
Bile, his license is revoked. Why, even
with the asphalt rollers the law re-
quires that a man go ahead of one oe
them and wave a danger signal; but 80
horse power automobiles run wild
through the streets, and what can we
do?
Arrest them? Bah! We arrest a
chauffeur and he is fined SO, which he
pays with laugh and goes out and
does it all over again.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
STANDARD OIL BOGIE.
Continues to Brighten the Holders of
Stocks in Wall Street.

New York, Nov. 24.-Heaviness of
New York Central was feature of
today's stock market, as was the con-
tinued unsettlement in the general
list, due to the influence of the STAN
dard Oil decision.
New York Central was freely liq-
Undated down to 127 by the early af-
ternoon, decline of 4 " points from
last nights price. The selling of this
stock was supposed to be designed to
provide resources for subscribing to
the new stock which the directors
have decided to offer to the stock
holders in the proportion of 25 per
cent of their present holdings.
The general tone was heavy under
the continuing fear that the Standard
Oil decision was a herald of trouble
for the corporations. Many stocks
sold from 1 to 2 points lower.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
Three IN ONE FAMILY.
Alarming Report of Infantile Paralysis
in Syracuse.

Three new cases of infantile paraly-
sis were reported to the board OF
health today from Syracuse. The re-
markable feature of these new cases
IS the fact tht they are all in the same
family.
The three children of H. f. Hedge
are all afflicted. The youngest is only
eight months old, the next two and
one half years old and the Oldest
little over four years.
All three of the children were taken
to the hospital at Rosedale for treat
,nent and care of the state experts who
are watching this disease
This is the first instance reported IN
this state where there has been more
than one case in one family
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
New York Money Market.

New York, Nov. 24.-MONEY-Money on
call firm, 4q5 per cent; ruling rate as per
cent, closing bid Az per cent. offered at
49, per cent. Time loans dull and steady;
60 days. per cent. and 80 days. ~ per
CLOSE: Prime mercantile paper to
512 per cent.
Sterling exchange strong with actual
business in bankers bills at 81 49, 0@4. 50. go
for 60 day bills and at s4S55 for demand :;
commercial bills $4,000. S31s
SILVER-ar silver, 50szc; Mexican dol
lars, 43c.
BONDS-Government bonds easy; rail-
road bonds irregular.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
sLAsHED BY F0OTPAD.
Man Held Up While Going to An
nounce Death of His Mother.

San Francisco, Cal, Nov. 24--As
Herman Thomas left his house at an
early hour today to inform his sister,
who resides nearby. of the death of
his mother, which had just occurred,
he was held up by footpad. Thomas
explained the nature of his errand
and asked to be allowed to proceed,
but the robber refused to allow him
to pass.
When Thomas resisted. the footpad
s1ashed him with sharp knife or
razor, severing the arteries in his
wrist. The man then fled. Thomas
walked to the emergency hospital,
where the cuts were dressed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
HOMESTAKE TO CLOSE.
Managers of Hearst Mine Plan to
FOreStall Strike.

Lead, S. D., Nov. Pat was Of
ficially announced at the Homestake
Mining company's offices here today
that the mine would be closed at 5
p. M, in anticipation of a strike at
8 o'clock tonight by $500 miners en-
ployed there.
The miners demand a closed shop
agreement and the officials refuse.
The controlling interest in the mine,
it is said, is held by Mrs. Phoebe
Hearst mother of William r. Hearst.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24

bered by all the old Washburn stu
dents and football enthusiasts in To-
peka. He is well known by name by
every student in Washburn college to-
cay on account of his unequaled rec
ord on the famous 1900 football team.
White came to Washburn in 1897
and played in every game of football
while in the school. He was never out
ii game on account of injuries.
Stories of his prowess still prevail in
Washburn and Kansas football circles.
He left Washburn in 1900 and entered
the law school in Kansas university
Where he graduated.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-24
men CONDEMNED.
Are Indicted on Charge of Murder
ing Captain Rankin.

Union City, Tenn, Noy 24.-Indict-
ments were returned today against
Bud Norris, Ted Burton, Boy RAN
som, Bub Huffman, Sam Applewhite
and Ed Marshall, charging them
with numbering Captain Quentin Ran
kin the night of Octobers1S, 1908, on
Reelfoot lake. All of those indicted
except marshall, have already been
tried and found guilty. It'd Burton
and Boy Ransom were given 90
years in the penitentiary and the 9TH
ers were sentenced to hang. Their
cases were reversed by the supreme
court and remanded for new trial.