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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
LONG HORSEBACK RIDE
OF TWO PLUcKY BOYS

Boswell. n. NJ, Oct. 16.-The one
riding the former hunting mount of
Col. Roosevelt and the other a one
time steed Of Geronimo. Louis and
Temple Abernethy, and s years old.
respectively, sons of United States
Marshal ]. r. Abernethy, of Guthrie,
Okla, arrived here yesterday. having
covered 700 miles Of a trip planned for
them by their father to make them
hardy. They had been sixteen days on
the road.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
HALF A HUNDRED LIVES
And MilIios Of Dollars Worth Of
Property Lost in Thursdays
Nioht's Storm

Memphis, Tenn. Oct. 1s.-with the
known dead list already reaching a
total of thirty-seven human lives. and
with thirteen others reported dead.
with scores seriously injured. and
many others painfully bruised. and
with the property damage running to
million or more dollars, the toll of
the havoc and destruction of the
storm. which swept middle and west
Tennessee, Alabama and Georgia and
portions Of Arkansas and South Car
DINA Thursday afternoon and night.
grows hourly as reports are received
from remote districts. and as wire
communication is gradually restored
to a normal condition
The storm was the worst that has
visited this section Of the South in
years. being intense in its destroying
fury. and widespread in its area
Whole sections Of counties were laid
in waste. towns destroyed and plan
tations greatly damaged.
Apparently the storm broke in all
it's fury over middle and west Ten
nessee. and proceeded in a southeast
erly direction across the state into AL
ALBANIA and Georgia, assuming the
proportions of a hurricane.
1t came practically without warning,
and in some places the wind attained
a velocity Of ninety miles an hour
Many handsome and imposing state
monuments in the Shiloh national
park were torn from their pedestals
and the superintendent's lodge and
other buildings were destroyed. The
property damage in this section is
estimated as 100000.
Wire communication with Stanton
vile, where thirteen lives are report
ed to have been lost has not yet beer
established.
At Russelville, Ala, twenty-sever
people were seriously. several fatally
injured.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
LOVES LABOR LOST
After Thirteen Years, q Brooklyn Wo-
man Found She Had Been Dec
GRATING the WRONG Grave

New York, Oct. 16.--Please do not
put any more flowers on my grave
was the message on piece Of card
board which Mrs. Mcdonald Of Brook
Ign found on the grave in Mt. Olivet
cemetery on which for thirteen years
she had been placing flowers weekly
Believing that il was the grave of a
dear relative Mrs. Mcdonald was in
dignant and protested to the superin-
tendent OF the cemetery. He looked
up the records and found that her rel
alive was really buried some distance
from the grave which she had been SO
faithfully decorating
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
SPAIN IS SETTLING
Execution Of Ferrsr has Maddensd the
Revolutionists

Revolutionists
London, Oct. 16.-Charles Stewart,
European manager for the United
Press. says:
King Alfonso's throne is tottering,
Spain Is seething with intrigue and a
revolution is inevitable, although il
will possibly delayed some time. due to
the outbreak over Ferrer's execution
which is believed imminent. I have
just returned from a personal investi-
cation Of conditions in Spain. The
situation is one hundred per cent grav-
er than it was during the Barcelona
outbreak last July. The anticlerical
faction is vastly bigger The Roman
Catholic church controls a vast share
Of the country's wealth and the people
are taxed for it's support. King Alton
so refuses to consent to the separa-
ton Of the church and state and IL he
persists the downfall of The dynasty
and the establishment of a republic is
Inevitable. The Liberals are in power
In the Cortes and will demand anti
clerical legislation. The government
is conducting a censorship more rigid
than Russia's regarding the misrepre-
senting of conditions In Morocco. An
outbreak Is feared at tOday's meeting
of the Contes."
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
A NAVAL OFFICERS SUICIDE

Norfolk. Va. Oct 16.-Lieut. Carl A.
Richster. Z. s.. NJ. stationed on the
Marietta. committed suicide by hang
ing himself in his quarters aboard the
Marietta last night. His body was
found hanging from two belt straps
in his room at s o'clock this morning.
He had been ashore until late hour
last night. The body has been taken
to the naval hospital at Portsmouth,
from the Marietta. which is still in
Hampton Roads. Lieut.. REGISTER was
from Iowa.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16

7:30 a. m-Holy communion.
$3.50 a. m.-Morning prayer.
10 q. m.-Sunday school.
IL a. m.-Litany and holy commun-
ion with sermon
7:30 p. m.-Evening prayer and SER
mon.
Subjects OF sermons: Morning. THE
Great Physician of the Soul. Still
MysticaIly Present in Holy Church and
Sacramento; evening. Judas. the
Despairing Man"
Monday. October 18th. St. Margaret's
Guild will meet at $3.50 p. m. at the
residence Of Mrs. G. c. Crom. aDd the
Junior Guild at the residence Of Mrs.
E. T. Porter.
Thursday. October 21st, Sunday
school teachers meeting at $3.50 p. m.
In the church.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
T'D RATHER DIE, DOCTOR,

than have my feet cut off," said NJ. L.
Bingham, Of Princeville, Ill. But
you'll die from gangrene (Which had
eaten away eight toes) IL you don't"
said all doctors. Instead he used
Bucklen's Arnica Salve till wholly
cured. Its cures Of eczema, fever
sores. boils, burns and piles astound
the world. Csc. at all druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
THE TAvAREs COURT

Judge w. s. Bullock returned yes
terday from Tavares. where he held
court. He said from the size of the
docket he thought 1t would take two
weeks to try all the cases There were
13 cases tried. Every witness sum-
moned was on hand, with all the at
torneys In the cases. Every accused
was convicted. and the docket cleared.
II so impressed the Judge that he will
commemorate the unusual proceed
ings by tabulating the event and hang
same up in every courtroom in his cir
cult, 50 that others may do likewise.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
BOTH BOYS SAVED

Louis Boon. a leading merchant of
Norway, Mich. writes. Three bottles
Of Foley's Honey and Tar absolutely
cured my boy of a severe cough. and
a neighbor's boy. who was so Ill with
cold that the doctors gave him up.
was cured by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar" Nothing else is as safe
druggists
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16

You need not be troubled in any
way with the stomach, IL you will
simply take Kodol at those times
fails your money will be refunded &c
iou by the. druggist from whom you
purchased ii. Try II today On this
guarantee. Sold by all druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16

Jno. c. Trice informs the Star
from Tallahassee that his health hav-
ing been restored. he will begin the
last Of the month the publication of
Florida" at Tallahassee. 1t will be a
6-column. SPACE paper-a state pa
per-. We wish brother Trice abun-
dant success.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16

The peculiar properties Of Cham
beriain's Cough Remedy have been
thoroughly tested during epidemics OF
influenza, and when 1t was taken in
time we have not heard OF q single
case Of pneumonia.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
AUTOMOBILE FOR SALE

A fve-passenger automobile, two
cylinder. chain drive, in first-class
condition and everything complete. for
sale cheap for cash. Apply to c. r.
TydinRs.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
|LLSJHE DANDRUFF. GERM
Prevents Falling Hair
A SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT ,

A SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT
The world pays tribute to originality. Ey-
eryOne wants the original. No matter what you
are buying, one always seeks the original ar
ticle. the real thing the one that's genuine
Newbros Herpicidesass the original remedy
that kills the dandruf germ. The announce
ment by Profs Unna and Sabouraud of the
discovery of the dandrun germ presented a
problem and that problem was how to kill the
germ Herpicide solved it. Herpiciae was the
first. the real genuine germ destroyer.
Send 10c in postage for sample and booklet
on The Hair and Its Care to Herpicide Co.,
Dept. L., Detroit, Mich
One Dollar Bottles are Guaranteed. For Sale
ut Drug stores
Applications at Good Barber Shops
TYDINGS & COMPANY, Special Agents.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
Methodist
r. H. Barnett. Pastor

r. H. Barnett. Pastor
$3.50 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Preaching by Bishop H. c.
Morrison. one Of the chief pastors and
great preachers of the Southern Meth
odist church.
$50 p. m.-Junior League.
$3.50 p. m.-Senior League.
1880 p. m.-Preaching.
A most cordial invitation extended
to ALL Let US all unite our efforts to
give the bishop a full house.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
SEED OATS FOR SALE

Marion county grown rustproof and
Burt or 90-day oats. 2. C.. Chambliss.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16

- = G. Davis Z Co, OF Jacksonville.
q WI eall any make Of second. hand
yDsVTftsf. upon sasy terms II desired.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16

II you want a good lead pencil buy
one Of Gerig's Best, sc. at the Post
office Drugstore.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
CoOlS the Scalp
A DOCTORS ENDORSEMENT

A DOCTORS ENDORSEMENT
My scalp was in places covered by
patches of dry. scaley material and
itching was incessant. Since using
Herpicide all these places have dis
appeared, my hair is soft, smooth and
growing. Hair has grown on spots be-
fore but thinly covered"
T. A. MOORE, M. d.. Duncan, Ariz.
STOPS FALLING HAIR,
CAUSES A NEW GROWTH
Il find that the use of Newbro's
Herpicide stops falling hair and
causes a new growth. I shall certain
~ continue it,
Mrs. JAMES STEVENSON,
Delano ST., Poughkeepsie, N, Y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
AT THE cHURCHEs TOMORROW


Presbyterian
Rev. w. H. Dodge. d. D.. Pastor.
$40 a. m.-Sunday school.
IL a. m.-Services with special
music.
3 p. m.-Junior society.
Z D. m--Young Peoples society.
1880 p. m.-Services.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
BaPtfst
Henry E Gabby. Pastor

Henry E Gabby. Pastor
s:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Sermop. The Lesson Of
Delay"
6:45 p. NIB. Y p. L. Subject. How
Can We Fit Ourselves for Usefulness
1880 p. m.-Sermon. The Truth
Making Free"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1909-10-16
Stops Itching
THE OPINION OF A -
PROMINENT ATTORNEY

Il have been using Newbro's Herpi-
eide for number Of years. AT first
used II for dandruff. but since my
troubles from that source have ceased.
| have continued its use for the pleas
ing effect 1t has upon the head. The
use of Herpicide means clean scalp.
good deal OF hair and a coat col1ar
free from the appearance OF grease. It
Is luxuriant habit hard TO break OF
when you have once become accus-
toned to it,"
GEO. G. BINGHAM, Atty.
116 s. Commercial st. Salem, O.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1909-04-09

Washington, lApril "A "joker"
that cost the consumers of tobacco
S45, 200, 900 was found today in the ex-
listing revenue laws by Representative
Dawson, of Dbwa, who at once intro
duced bill to correct the error.
Under the :Dingley Tariff law the
two-ounce packages Of tobacco sell to
the consumer at five Icents each and
the four-ounce packages for ten cents.
In 1898 war revenue tax of six
cents pound additional was levied on
tobacco. AT the same time, in order to
serve the convenience of the trade, au-
thorization was given for the reduction
of the size of the packages from 2, 8
and A ounces to 2 2-3, q and l-3
ounces, thus enabling the smoker to
procurea hve-csnt and ten-cent-pack-
age of tobacco tat the store.'
} In due time the war revenue tax was
repealed Somebody forgot, Mr.. Daw-
son believes, to restore the packages of
tobacco to the original sizes, and hence
ever since 1902, the consumer of to-
bacco has been paying the equivalent
OF the war revenue tax to the mann
facturers OF tobacco.
According to figures obtained from
the Commissioner of Internal Revenue
over thirty-two billion one and two
third ounce packages have been sold
during the last six years and ovei
twelve billion packages of the three
and one-third ounce size. Represen
tative Dawson figures out that the pur.
chaser of each small package has been
muleted out of one cent and the pur.
chaser of the larger of two ceats and
! hence the Joker has cost the consumer
/ S45, 1000.
! Mr.. Dawson's bill proposes to restore
the packages to the original sizes
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1909-04-09
Administrators Sale
OF Valuable
Personal Property

fhe undersigned administrator viii sell at pub
lie sale, at Laurel Hin farm at Flagg's crossing
in Arden District Berkeley county, W. Va, on
Friday April 16 1909
commencing at $50 promptly, the following de-
scribed personal property, to-wit;--
2 Head Horses
mare years old, good plow leader and win
work anywhere hitched; one driving horse. -
years old
Head Good Dairy Cows
Farming Implements
4horse wagon, 2-horse wagon 1-horse wae-
on, horserake and lot of farming implements
and many other things too numerous TO mention
Terms
All sums of Sloand upwards credit Of G n onths
Will be given, the purchaser to give his note
with approved security bearing interest from
date. but If paid at maturity interest remitted,
and all sums under ten dollars cash on day of
sale, and no property to be removed until settled
for.
T. +. Eichelberger, Admir- d. b. H. of the es-
tate OF X. 5. Eichelberger, deceased
q. W. keeseeker. Auet.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1909-04-09
Notice.

Those of our patrons who have in
suranee on their personal property
with our agency will please take no.
tiee that if they move such property
they must have a permit from us or
their insurance will be void. Apply at
this office for proper transfer.
PCrterfield 81 Boyer.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1909-04-09
FOR SALE OR RENT

FOR SALE OR RENT
/ offer my house on New York ave
Good House and Stable, / j acres in
Fruit at bargain.
rssalso
Ny farm Of 100 acres, ona os the best
truck farms.
II. w. Elagg,
r.. Il. 5.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1909-04-09

Reduce sse Price OF Living
The official schedules of revenue ex-
pected TO be raised by the Payne tariff
contain a computation as to stock
ings.
The highest rate is collected on the
cheapest goods. The duty is alread y
in every case far nAole than thetotal
labor. cost in this country. More than
half the increase is expected from
stockings now sold at 25 cent pair or
less. Judging By precedent, the added
revenue will not he fslly realized. An
cxtortionate tariff reduces importation
no one knows how many millions the
American consumer will pay in.addi-
tional profits to knitting manufacture
ers because Of it, without raising knit
te-s' wages.
Stockings are universal prime nee
cessity. In no ether way coald the
Government cxalperate more people
than by raising this tariff, to get mill
lion and half mSte revsnae-whieh
it probably will not get afteraIl.
Reduce the cost OF living; tax wealth
not poverty.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
APPRENTICESHIP PLAN
Concluded from First Page).

spoke were John B. Lennon federation
treasurer, and Mrs Raymond Robbins
Of Chicago. The sessions will con,
tinue tomorrow.
Night schools for the Industrial
education Of poor children in addition
70 day school for similar training.
will probably he asked by the Amer
Fan Federation of Labor. The advo.
Gates of vacation schools ar striving
10 have such institutions engrafted en-
he public school systems. The labor
leaders tonight appear to be getting
together to insist on these features.
Nearly all members of the fede. a.
tons committee on Industrial educa.
ton favor a system Of night vocation
schools. maintained at public exper So
throughout the country. The decision
Of the committee will not lie ar
nounced Until the federation conven-
ton at Toronto in November.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
LEGAL DECISIONS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Chronic intoxication as Ground OF
Irpeachment--In Winn VS.. Modem
Woodmen Of America, 119 Southwest
ern Reporter. 53G, testimony was
elected showing that a witness be
came intoxicated nearly every day. OF
whenever he could get enough whisky
(quantity unstateD that he imbibed
all the liquor he could acquire. ard
used all the drugs The St. Lou s
Court of Appeals ruled that specific
acts Of intoxication could not be
shown to impeach the credibility o.
a witness, unless he were proved to
rave been intoxicated at the time Of
the events to which he testified. the
competency of such evidence being
put on whether the witness was cap
able OF accurate remembrance at the
time The events transpired An a.
sertion that one was drunk every
day when he had access to the
"ehicle Of intoxication is too indef,
mite in regard to days and hours.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
The Bulletin 10 on sale at TIN 10
lowing places:
coleman's, 214 Eighth street.
Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.
MAYORS ON CITY GOVERNMENT

The free and candid discussion at
mayors meetings and conferences of
municipal students and reformers of
commission government, along with
other proposed or experimental solu-
lions of the problem of local admins
tration, should be encouraged. All
sides and opinions should be ventila-
ted, all impressions, fears and doubts
given expression. Still, the greatest
value is in discussion based on facts
and proper study of actual conditions
Commissioner MaeVicar of Des
Moines had the kind of information
for the Elgin conference of mayors
that sweeps away superficial and
rhetorical arguments and recalls an
assembly to realities. Commission
government, he pointed out, does not
eliminate politics, but it improves
the brand" 1t lis not pushed as a final
preventive Of corruption, but as 20.
tent safeguard against inefficency
and waste. There is graft in our mu-
nicipal governments, but the bulk of
it is indirect, in tae form of sinecures,
padded rolls. poor methods, loose su-
pervlsion. 1t may be easier to "cor-
rupt' five men than seventy. but only
in certain rough and primitive ways.
The corruption of spoils, negligence,
Incompetence, fayoritism is inherent
in a system which needlessIy divides
responsibility and multiplies mis-
placed checks and balances in viola
tionof sound business principles.
Moreover, commission government
and other simplified forms are now,
as a rule, accompanied by new checks
appropriate to the new conditions
such as the referendum, the recall,
publicity and prescribed accounting.
The opponents of the significant expe-
riments in municipal government
ought to inform themselves fully as
to the scope and nature of these eX.
periments. prevalent criticism and
attacks on imaginary plans, when sin.
cere, only point the old moral against
fighting windmills. There is enough
inevitable difference of opinion
among well-intentioned citizens, where
the facts are clear, to make confused
and hazy criticisms particularly gra-
tuitou..
Conferences are useful because
they permit the exchange of notes
and records. But the exchange must
be intelligent and painstaking The
delegates must come to learn, to di-
gest to share knowledge, and he who
repeats stale commonplaces or preju-
dices wastes opportunities. Record
Herald
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
MAKES KIDNEYS ACT FINE ENDING
LAME BACK AND BLADDER MISERY.

anywhere else in the world, which
win effect so thorough and prompt a
cure as fifty-ceLt treatment of Papes
Dnretic, which any druggist can sup
ply
1t il needless to feel miserable AMI
worried. because this unusual prepar-
alton goes at once to the out-oforder
kidneys and urinary system, distribu-
ting its cleansing. healing and
STRENGTHENING influence directly upon
the organs and glands affected, anil
completes the cure before you realize
It,
Your physician, pharmacista banlc
er or any mercantile agency win tell
you that Pape Thompson and Fape,
OF Cincinnati is q large and RESPONSE
Bio medicine concern, thoroughly
worthy of your confidence
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fifty-
cent treatment-any drug .tore-any-
v here in the world.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
.
, SOME SHORT TALKS 4
, ON MANY SUBJECTS
, BY RETIRED TEACHER. 4
q
The Bath Room.

NV S0tii fhSNEl
A gentleman took me through his
new house the other day. It was nice
having all of the modern equipment
excepting a bathroom Where is
your bath room, asked. Every
room in the house, excepting the par.
Tor, is bath room, he replied. While
4 looked at him wonderingly, he con.
tinued, THE bath room is a mere fad,
You cannot obtain good thorough
wash in bath tub You can soak in
1t to cool off. or to obtain the hot bath
prescribed By a physician: but you
cannot get position in it for washing
all over. Ii you stand up you are very
liable to slide on its slippery bottom
fall and break your neck. Give me
towels, soap, wash bowl, q foot tub
vessels for conveying cold water, hot
water and slop water, and will OBJ.
tain a wash as thorough as any per.
son can have. Every bedroom ought
to be supplied with the appurtenances
named. | said. Another wise man
come to town, or old one returned. .
The Presidency.
Gen. Fred Grant may be the next
Prohibition candidate for president
and with his fathers prestige to aid
him he may be elected. The gener.
ais brother living in California has
long lad his lightning rod up to catch
the Democratic nomination for pres
ident, but so far the presidential light
ming has shown no inclination tc
strike in that direction. II reports
from Colorado are true, Bryan may be
the woman suffrage candidate b
1919
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
September Circulation.

The above Is a correct statement
Of the circulation Of The Cairo Bule-
tin for the year 1908 and for the
month OF September 1909.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 7th day of October, 1909.
EMMA S. RILEY,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
] CAIRO IN 1880 :
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The newly organized Cairo Building
| and Loan Association elected as di-
rectors Henry Wells. H. E. Spaulding.
\. Comings. F. S. Kent. Herman
Meyer, B. F. Blake, c. c. Mason. Rob
ert Hinklo and G W. Che,let
Young Louis Walder son Of Ike
Walder was seriously injured in q
runaway accident while on visit ID
his fathers farm out in the country,
Miss Ida L. HarreI's music cass
gave a concert at the residence Of
Mr., and Mrs. Wood Rittenhouse, on
the evening of April 9Th Misses
Nary Baker. Maude Conant. Loain.
Armstrong and Nellie Fisher, ami
Master John Fisher took prominent
parts in the exercises.
A quarterly statement Of the Alex
ander County Bank was published
early in April. Loans and discounts
to s59,l35.S0; cash on hand
S2l,l05.7l; capital stock paid in $25.
600; surplus s5.796.59; deposits SIS.
l1L33.
In April the New York Store adver
tised 10 pounds of choice white sugar |
for 81, pounds best Rio coffee 81 |
best hams 10 cents pound, and |
choice potatoes 80 cents a hushel.
CAas Lancaster, Frank Spencer,
Patrick Nahoney and a number of |
ether voters signed a published cali" |
upon Hon. Thos. w, Halliday to be
come a candidate for reelection as
alderman from the Fifth ward.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-23
DRAY ANC IRANSFER LINE.
Office 1910 Conf. Phones Home q
Bell 81. Agt. Pabst Beer. Mora Athon
onlysa Slight Difference.

i've found that wimmin amt no
different than men, says wise old
boy, "'ceptin' that wimmin eat candy
and are more grateful In their disposi-
tions, never forgettin' to say much
obliged when you give 'em a sealskin
coat or diamond ring"