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$780, 600 to loan on irrigated farms
long time loans. interest payable an
nually with privilege to- pay on loar
before due. B. Herbst, Ffnancia
Agent, 303 N. Main. opp. p. O..
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Mrs. Alta Fairchilds left this morn
ing for her home at Ida Grove. Ia.
She was here three months visiting
her cousins, W. C. Lanham and family
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Mrs. B. H. wixom and daughter
Miss Alice, and Miss Alline William
son came up from Greenfield this
morning to spend the day shopping.
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The Majestic opens tonight with
moving pictures and full orchestra. a
nice clean cool place to spend the ev.
ening at popular prices. 91tf
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Tom Reed returned to Carlsbad last
night after spending four days in RIOS
well looking after business matters
and visiting many old friends.
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Nola Oliver returned last night from
a business trip to the north end OF
the valley for the Joyce-Pruit Com
pany. He was gone several days.
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Illustrated songs by Bob Rncker,-
"'The Girl / Used to Know" and 81
never Knew What Love Was Until
Met You" at the Majestic. 91tt
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Plain and fancy sewing, Room I
over the Western Grocery. Price
reasonable. S9t3~
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Mr.. and Mrs. Zenas Leonard return
ed last night from q stay OF eight
months at their old home in Pleasant
Hill, Mo. They will now he In Ros-
well indefinitely.
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Mrs. C. J.. AGREE returned 70 hel
claim lear Boaz this morning after
spending several days here with he1
husband.
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Miss Lucy LEM left this mornin
for her old home in Carroll, Ia, e.
pecting &c be there permanently.
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Nj. and Mrs a. b. Faust left this
morning for their home at Elida. o.
They have been here three months.
Mr.. Faust an employe ct the Railroad
Restaurant.
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Alex Shfpley returned this mornlne
to his home in TeXico after spenulns
two days in Roswell on
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T. A. Stancliff returned to Lake Al
thus last might after a business vlsl
in Roswell.
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py W. the arrival of a fine baby cir
at their home at I2:45 this morning
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D.. Y. Tomlinson went to Carlsbad
last night on a business trip.
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CONTRACTING & ENGINEERING
RIRIE & MUSSENDEN.-117 w. End
St, phone 464. Land surveying
and mapping, concrete foundations,
sidewalks, earth work and general
contracting.
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Mr.. anu Mrs. J. 3. Eraeier. who
were Witnesses In the Irwin habeas
corpus case, left thds morning for thedr
home in Clovis
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n A. Reed, who was here sine
Sunday on a land trade, lett las
night for his home in Artesla-
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r. Fl. Luff returned last night FROM
a business visit of several days at Am
arillO.
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Mrs. w. F. Kinds returned last nigh
from a visit of severa months at ne
old home in Illinois.
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REAL ESTATE.
TAILORS.

F. A. MUELLER.-Merchant Tailor
All work guaranteed. Also does
cleaning and pressing-118 South
Main Street. Phone 104.
w. P. WOOD.-Up-to-date tailor made
clothing. First class cleaning, re-
pairing and dyeing of ladies and
gents clothing. Phone 400.
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GRAIN, FUEL & HIDE DEALERS
ROSWELL WOOL & HIDE Cole
us furnish you with your grain, Goa
and wood, we buy hides, phone 80
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s.Misadventures of a Sheriff.. Every
one should see it at The Majestfc.lol
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Mr.. and Mrs. M. D.. Burns made
pleasure and business trip to
today.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Van Mills returned
this morning from a visit OF severa
days with relatives and friends at SaI
Angelo, Texas.
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String orchestra at the Majestic
Prof. r. A. Chase, pianist assisted BY
Miss Eva Nelson, v%ioinist and Mr.
Rees cornetist.
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Casey joins the lodge" very funn.
at the Majestic tonight. 91tf
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Don't miss this one-"An awkwarS
affection" tonight at the Majestic. 1t
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E. B. Kemp came up from Artesia
this morning on a business trip.
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Pianos at COST.-Pecos Vale
Music Co GOT
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8 r. Best went to his ranch neal
Campbell today expecting to be gone
several days.
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Pianos at COST.-Pecos Valley
Music Co.. 90t2
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Pianos at CoST.-Pecos Valley
Music Co. Sol1
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PIANO TUNING.

BERNARD POS.-Expert tuner, rs
years experience in Europe and Am
erica. Reference, Jesse French,
Baldwin. Chickering Bros, and Kim
ball factories. Address at Artesia,
N. M. and he will call and see you.
w. S. MURRELL, PIANO TUNING
and Repairing. Graduate Chicago
Conservatory of Piano Tuning. Am
pie experience. Work Is guaran-
teed and is my best advertisement.
348 E.. 5th ST., Phone 500. 881m-
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rHauus ct CosTs@sUoe Tsals,
Music ~. 80
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BiLLiARD-PooL HALLS.
BOWLING, BOX BALL, BILLIARDS.
POOL-Entire equipment regula.
ton. Private bowling and box ball
room for ladies.-Geo. B. Jewett.
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Fssaes = cos4-rsoos ra1sy
MuatdrCo a0t2
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Legal blanks at Record once.
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COLLEGE.

BUTCHER SHOPS.
U. s. MEAT MARKET.-Keeps moth
ing but the best. Quality is our
MOTTO.
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|R q 6WEIL~
Trade Directory


ABSTRACTS.
CHAVES COUNTY ABSTRACT CO.
F. p. Gayle, manager. Reliable and
Prompt.
ROSWELL TITLE TRUST CO.
ABSTRACTS. cal estate and loans
THE BONDED ABSTRACT AND Sc
CURITY CO--Capital $4,000. Alb
straets titles guaranteed, loans.
Oklahoma Block, Phone 81.
ADVERTISING
The Successful Business Man is an
Advertising Man. Let the people
know what you have to sell.
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
ROSWELL BUSINESS COLLEGE
Don't be afraid OF it, T~wenty-three
years will prepare any one to take
care of you. Catalog will convince.
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STORES

JAFFA, PRAGER & CO.-Dry Goods
clothing, groceries and ranch sup
plies.
JOYCE-PRUIT CODY goods, cloth
ing, groceries,, etc. The largest sup
ply house in the Southwest. Whole
sale and Retail.
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HOTELS.

ROSWELL HOTEL:-we are not on
ly giving you something good to
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LUMBER YARDS.

LUMBER YARDS.
PECOS VALLEY LUMBER CO.-Lum
Der, shingles, doors, lime, cement,
paints, varniSh and glass.
ROSWELL LUMBER CO. The Old
est lumber yard in Roswell. See US
for all kinds of building materials
and paints.
KEMP LUMBER CO.-Give us your
orders for Pecos White Sand.
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HARDWARE STORES.

HARDWARE STORES.
ROSWELL HARDWARE CO.-Whole
sale and retail hardware, gasoline
engines. pipe, pumps, fencing.
INDEPENDENT HARDWARE CO.
Wholesale and retail everything in
hardware, tinware, buggies. wagons
implements water supply goods and
plumbing.
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HOUSE FURNISHERS,

HOUSE FURNISHERS.
ROSWELL TRADING CO.-Coal, hay
and grain. Always the best. East
Second ST, Phone 126.
HILLS & DUNN.-Furniture, Stoves,
ranges, mating, quilts; everything
you need to fit up your house. New
and secondhand. 100 n. Main. Tele-
phone Number SO.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16

The wriggly stiffness of the study
period was broken by slamming door
and a thin boy in dirty, ragged clothe:
slouched across the room. Halfway tC
the teachers desk he drawled, "Ps
wants that you should let Jim go home
right now" AS Miss Davis looked 6
little doubtful, he added, ''He kin come
back right away"
The permission given, the two badly
soiled, half-starved sons Of the most
shiftless family in the district shuffled
down the stairs. Very shortly Jim re
turned, wearing a pleased and impor
tant smile on his pathetic little face
"I come as soon's l could. Pas
brothers dyin' to Poplar" he an
nounced, cheerfully. That's why pa
wanted me-"
But you weren't gone long-you
didn't stay home. / can't see why
you went at all" answered the bewild.
cred Miss Davis.
why, pas goin," explained Jim.
"Yes, but what has that to do with
you?" asked the teacher.
"Pa had to have his suspenders, u
was Jim's matter-of-fact reply.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16
Weeds and Flowers.

The big dahlias In mothers garden
we're withered by the frost, even the
little red asters were dull and wilted
and Philip and Doris Grant looked
about anXiously, for it was fathers
birthday, and they had thought out a
nice surprise for him. They wanted
to put border Of flowers all round
the dinner table, so that when he
came in he would ask, who did
that?" And then mother would say,
The children"
Back of the garden was field
which sloped down to the brook. anJ
the children walked slowly across the
field. They had nearly reached the
brook when Doris called out, Look!
Look, Philip!" and pointed toward a
bunch of fine yellow blossoms.
Those are weeds." said Philip.
Just yellow weeds. They grow every
where, by the road and all along the
brook"
But they are as fine as the garden
blossoms" said the little girl Prob
ably they don't want to be weeds.
P'r'aps it's just like some children
who don't have anybody to love them,
and have to grow up where they can.
You know Aunt Sue told us about
children that didn't have homes; and
| guess weeds are just blossoms that
don't have gardens"
They're pretty" agreed Philip. And
then they began picking the yellow
blossoms.
That night, when Mr.. Grant came In
to dinner, he looked at the table with
the lovely sprays Of yellow blossoms
all about It,
well, WELL" said father. I'm glad
you selected goldenrod. l think it
ought to be our national flower"
What Is national flower?" asked
Philip.
1T Is flower selected by the people
Of a country as their floral emblem"
explained Mr.. Grant. 'just as each
nation has flag of its own"
Doris face was full of delight
81 told you weeds were just as good
II their blossoms were lovely" said
Companion.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16

A man named Brown was invited
, to speak at a town meeting. and when
he seated himself on the platform and
looked over the program he discovered
that his name was the last one. Con
sidering himself somewhat Of an i'm
portant parsonage, this fact made Mr.
Brown exceedingly angry, and during
the entire meeting he sat and thought
over the insult.
The speakers during the evening
we're unusually stupid and by the time
Mr.. Browns turn came the audience
was paying scant attention.
The master of ceremonies finally
stood up to introduce the last speaker,
saying as he did so, Ladies and gen
tlemen, my esteemed friend. Mr..
Brown, will now favor us with his
address"
"Certainly,' said Mr.. Brown, spring
ing to his feet, his face purple with
indignation. "My address is Clare
mont street, Seattle, Washington. Now,
goodnight, I'm going home"
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! WAGNER TO HIS FIRST WIFE.
Letters of Great Musician Throw
Light On His Unhappy Life.

Light on His Unhappy Life.
The musical world, says the book re-
viewer of the London Morning Post.
Is once more indebted to Ashton Ellis
for contributions to the Wagner lit.
erature. The subject of his latest vol,
ume Is the letters written by Richard
Wagner to his first wife Minna, the
name by which he called the actress
Christine Wilhelmine Planer, to whom
he was married at the age of % at
Magdeburg in 1886. Minna Wagner
died IN 1866, after she had been sep.
| arated from her husband for about
| four years. 1t is question whether
she was ever united to him In that
bond Of sympathy and interest which
| should exist between husband and
wife. The whole story is extremely
sad and painful. When promoted from
the post Of chorusmaster at Wurzburg
to that of conductor at Magdeburg in
1884 Wagner met Minna Planer. who
was engaged at the theater as an ac-
tress for juvenile parts She was IN
reality his senior by three and half
years, although she claimed to be of
the same age. The marriage itself
was inauspicious, for it took place
while Wagner was out of an engage
ment. The wife very soon began to
exercise an influence over her hus-
band. Had she been a woman of in
tellect and education, or possibly Of
insight and sympathy, matters might
have been different, but she was, Mr..
Ellis tells US, the daughter of a me.
ignorance that did not permit of her
acquiring knowledge of how to write
until she had reached maturity
The letters, of which there are 269
in the two volumes, unfold a very
unhappy story of willful misunder-
standing and wild imaginings on the
part of Wagners unsympathetic wife
In fact, save for the light they throw
on the character Of great man. they
would be but the reopening Of a chap
ter OF extreme sadness. They show
an unflagging spirit of consideration
and forgiveness on the part of Wagner
perhaps too much consideration and
forgiveness for the shortcomings of
nature like that Of Minna Wagner
Apart from the fact that the letters
are addressed to his wife they contain
much detail hitherto lacking with re.
gard to the early days, and herein we
must consider that their value lies
AS record Of the relations between
husband and wife, the one with his
way to make along difficult path Of
his own creating, and the other deter
mined beforehand to oppose him at
every step, it is all almost too painful.
The student of physiognomy will, how
ever, find an explanation of Minna's
nature in the portrait given in the sec
ond volume, and will be able to judge
from the portrait of Wagner himself
which prefaces the first volume how
unlikely it was that there could ever
be perfect accord between the two ma.
turp9
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16

DIR. Edward p. Shaffter, of the Uni
ted States Agricultural Department.
the American representative to the
Pure Food Congress, which has closed
at Paris, said, upon his return, that the
Congress had done great work in
arousing world interest in the subject.
in spite of most active lobbying on
the part of private interests. Ths
work done was of a technical nature,
much time having been spent upon de-
fining what pure food is DR.. Shaffter
says that this country leads in tho
fight for pure food, and that foreign
experts were loath to believe that we
spend 100000 yearly on government
Insnection of foods.
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Sometimes the thought that Is most
labored for proves most elusive. Many
persons who believe that they can say
what they mean are surprised by this
discovery in trying to compose a con.
cise effective letter, or advertisement,
or after-dinner speech, or even a tele-
gram. The commonplace Inscriptions
which may often be read on medals,
and public monuments and tomb
stones, were no doubt chosen after
much thought, and in despair of the
inspiration that failed to come.
The inhabitants Of French village
built bridge. 1t was fine structure,
and ought to be decorated with a suit
able inscription. The brightest minds
of the village grappled with the prob
lem. but nothing quite expressed the
pride and satisfaction of the towns
people.
The tablet that was finally put up
read, This bridge was made here"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16
CHAPTER XI.

When he awoke the next morning
from q revel, the doctor crawled bacl,
to the hotel as best he could. his head
throbbing with pain. his wits dull and
his temper wild. Stumbling I'd the
long flight OF stairs which seemed to
him to reach the sky he burst open
his door and entered the room. IL was
empty Pepeeta was nowhere to be
seen II took him some moments to
comprehend that he did not conpre-
hend- Then he called, "Pepeeta, Pc
peeta!"
The silence at first bewildered. then
aroused him, and crossing the corridor
he entered David's room. II. too, was
empty. He was now thoroughly as
tonished and awake. Recrossing the
hall he once more entered his room
and began I'm earnest to seek an ex-
Dlana ton of this mystery. II did no,
take him long. for on the table were
dying the Jewels in which he had in
vested his profits and which he had
confided to Pepeeta-and beside them
O piece Of paper on which he slowly
eoslIed out these startling words:
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Pole Not a Fixed Point.

now comes to the front with the an
nouncement that the poles" of the
earth are not fixed points. but con-
stantly vary, oscillating from year to
year, from month to month. around an
average position at which in reality the
pole is never exactly to be found. He
publishes an elaborate chart or dia-
gram to illustrate the manner in which
the earth is said to wobble and show
ing that not only the poles are shifting.
but that latitudes are constantly Vary
ing over the whole earth.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16
An Alphabet story.

Each person must write a story in
twenty-six words, every word to be-
gin with a different letter of the alpha
net in its natural order For instance:
A brilliant creature discoursed every
Friday, giving her interpretations
iocosely. Kindly lawyer, Mr.. Norton,
,biected, protesting quite rudely some
trumpery unbeliefs, varied with
(e)xalted yells-Zounds!
This may be varied by using the
letters backward, from 2 to A. For
the best (or least bad story some
humorous trif1e can be presented.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16

These summer girls would rather
waltz than eat" remarked the hotel
clerk.
Think so?" inquired the proprietor.
They say so themselves"
Then l guess I'll add a waltz or
two to the dance program and cut a
couple of courses off the dinner bill. q"
Louisville Courier Journal.
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ball ON Horseback.

For this game half the players must
be mounted on the backs of the other
half. Catch-ball Is then played In
the ordinary way, the riders doing the
throwing and catching whilst the
steeds do their best to help them by
running to where the ball seems like
ly to fall.
The stronger boys should be the
riders.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16

l76o-Henry Ellis. the retiring gover-
nor of Georgia, took his departure
for England.
l772--First town meeting held in Bos-
ton.
l774-Declaration Of Rights by the
American Congress.
1785-Last session Of the old Continen-
tai Congress opened in New York.
ll791-Thomas Johnson of Maryland ap-
pointed an associate justice of the
United States Supreme Court.
1803-President Jefferson notified Con-
gress of the war with Morocco.
1811-An encounter with the Indians
took place near Terre Haute, Ind.
1S15-Ionian islands placed under the
protection Of Great Britain.
'S32-A convention at Columbia s. c..
passed resolutions TO nullify the
tariff acts Of Congress.
lS42-Marriage of Abraham Lincoln
and Mary Todd at Springfield. Ill.
1S52-Franklin Pierce elected President
of the United States.
Inkerman.
1s55-First railroad wreck in Missouri
occurred on the Missouri Pacific at
the Gasconade River.
1S60-Abraham Lincoln elected Presi-
dent of the United States.
muda" ran the blockade at Savan-
nah. Gen. Mcclellan succeeded
Gen. Scott as commander of the
United States army.
lS62-Gen. Burnside succeeded Gen.
Mcclellan in command of the army
of the Potomac.
IS63-The Federals took possession Of
Brazos Santiago, at the mouth Of
the Rio Grande.
1S64-Horace Hefferod, witness in the
treason trials at Indianapolis ex-
posed the workings of the order Of
American Knights.
lS67-F'irst women's suffrage society
formed in England.
1S6S-A bequest for a public library
was left to Chicago, by Walter l..
Newberry. . Gen. u. S. Grant
elected President of the United
States
S74-Massa chusetts elected Demo-
cratic Governor for the first time
in twenty years.
'S77-Dennis Kearney. the San Fran
cisco agitator. arrested and con-
fined in Jail.
'8S0-Sarah Bernhardt made her
American debut at Booths Thea
ter, New York.
lS85-Cana dian Pacific Railroad opened
between Montreal and Winnipeg.
1SS6-Cyrus G. Luce elected Governor
of Michigan.
1SSS-Gen. Benjamin Harrison of In
diana elected President of the Uni
ted States
l8S9-North and South Dakota admit
ted to the Union. Montana de-
cared a State of the Union by the
Presidents proclamation.
lS95-Forty lives lost in the wreck OF
the Detroit Journal building.
caused by the explosion of a boil
er. Theodore Durant convicted
in San Francisco of the murder of
Bla1cne Lamont.
lS9S-Church of the Redeemer in Jeru-
salem dedicated by the German
Emperor. Theodore Roosevelt
elected Governor of New York.
to Miss Winnie Davis
unveiled at Richmond, Va.
1901-The South Carolina and West
Indian Exposition opened at
Charleston.
19O3-New Irish land act went into ef-
feet.
1904--Liberals victorious in the Cana
dian elections.
1905-British fleet in command OF
Prince Louis of Battenberg arrived
at Annapolis. Md.
l9OS-Gen. Antoine Simon assumed the
provisional presidency of Hayti..
Charles w. Morse of New York
found guilty of fraudulent banking
practices -. President Eliot, OF
Harvard University, resigned....
William H. Taft of Ohio elected
President of the United States.
Features of Pure Food Congress.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16
ApDreciatiOn. A

The Lady Fare-You cannot cheat
me, my man. | haven't ridden in
cabs for twenty-five years for nothing.
The Cabby-Haven't you, mum
Well. you've done your best.-New
Zealand Free Lance.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-12-16
MD Not so Regard Himself.

You're always kicking about the
high price of things. | suppose you
are one OF the ultimate consumers
we hear so much about"
mo, sir, I'm one of the ultimate
cough-uppers!"