Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-09-01
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He-What did you discuss at your
debating club this afternoon? She
Nothing. We just talked.
Magistrate-Are you friend Of the
prisoner? Buxom Witness-No. I'm
his mother-in-law.-New York World.
Say something to the little boy"
said Boobies mother. Say, kid" said
Bobb1e. obediently, kin you fight
yet?"
II hear you spent your vacation
with friends" eve were friends dur.
Ing the first week."-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal. IS.
Are you going to take the late
train to Chicago?" mo. the engineer
of the train is going to do that. -
Baltimore American.
Customer-Give me a bottle of Dop-
ems Stomach Bitters. Druggist-We
haven't any in stock. madam, but
heres something just as bad.
There are two sides to every ques-
ton" said tho broad n,,ndaa mon
yes" answered senator sorphnm.
"a winning side and los,ns s,daa
why did you leave your last
months Of for good bob,v,or" on
swered the inn saekor- -rhiooan nil,
News.
prosnectiva Rest ,tonco+ tho MOI.
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80. 80 A, ~ Se. n " me aor ausice. -1e-
''o an. stee 1.ess.
id you nave good time at the
Sunuay school picnlc. boDny7
snoulu say 30, answered BOLDLY. en-
enasiass'caly. Ahere was three
t'enes' ouiAa'o Express.
why, Ethel, what's the matterT
asked her mother. as the little one
almost enofsd AZ the dinner table. =
sot . piece OF bread mead nrst down
"y cough pipe, explained ETHEL
y never have no luck. Neither
DO J.. responded the other citizen.
therefore keep out OF enterprises
requiring large gobs OF luck to be q
success. Louisville Courier-Journal.
We, remarked the young married
woman. try to see how few quarrels
We can have In year" We" said
the old married woman, TRY to see
how few cooks. louisville Courier
Journal.
Judge-How did the trouble begin?
Witness-It began, yo' honah, when de
chairman Of de entertainment COM
mittee swatted de secretary over de
haid wifi de lovin' cup.-Boston Tran
script.
Sillicus-We should all strive to
bear each others burdens, Cynicus-
Yes. most of US seem to think we
could bear each others burdens more
easily than we could our own.-Phil.
adelphia Record.
Bessie-Oh, Mabel! 1 am in an
awful dilemma! I've quarreled with
Harry and he wants me to send his
ring back. Mabel-That's too bad.
Bessie-But that isn't the point. I've
forgotten which is his ring.-Kansas
City Journal.
What was the date OF the Union OF
the Crowns?" asked the school in
spector and the answer was 1903"
Right. And why was this date an
important one for you to remember"
Because you were sure to ask for it"
returned the little victim of examining.
De Quiz-Did he have any luck fish.
ing! De Wnlz-Well' ne says ne
caugnt NUMBER OF nsn' many OF
which would weigh three pounds. De
Quiz-Yes, ! guess It would take
great many OF the nsn ne cought to
weigh three pounds.-Cnlcago Daily
News.
Z Little BobbY-Papa, did you ever
see cyclone carrying houses around
up in the air, and cows and horses
and wagons upside down? Papa-No.,
my son. Little Bobby-Did you ever
Little BObby-I should think 1t 'ud be