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The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
BuIIet-Proof Shield,

A Bohemian tailor at Prague has in
vented a bullet-proof shield for use of
the skirmisher while lying on the
ground. This shield, which weighs
only five pounds, Is made of compo-
sition of wax and felt in which the
striking bullets are said to stick with
out piercing.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Divining Rcd.

Hazel twlgs long have been used as
instruments with which to discover
water under ground. The twig has at
various times been credited with
many marvellous powers. Not only
could it discover waters, but con
cealed lodes of metal, especially sill
yer, were betrayed by the hazel,
which, according TO tradition, was
guided by the pixies who guarded the
treasures of the earth.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

six months. They
called 1t Bright's dis
ease. My limbs we're
swollen 80 badly l
had to keep to the
house for nine
months. The urine
was thick, passages
were freouent and
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

scanty and my head was sore and diz-
zy. | used Doan's Kidney Pills on
the advice of a friend. found COM
plete relief in time, and two years
have now passed without a sign OF
kidney trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Trv IL on the PubIic.

Medical Assistant-How about this
vaccine virus? Is 1t all right?
Doctor-l'm not quite sure about 1t.
/ wouldn't use 1t in my private prac-
tice. Better set 1t aside for use only
in the public schools.-Life.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
THE WOOD BISON COUNTRY

Captain B. S. Osbon, secretary of
the Arctic Club of America, has re-
ceived from Harry v. Radford, the
explorer, the following letter, dated
June 25, and written from Smith
Landing, Slave River. Canada, $50
miles north of Edmonton:
Safely arrived here, at the portal
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Given Without the Askina.

Mrs. Hennpecke-What do you
mean, sir, by telling Mrs. Torker's
husband you never asked my advice
about anything?
Hennpecke-Well, Marie, l don't;
you don't wait to be asked.-Life.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Conduct on the Train.

Whats the porter passing around?'
Schedules for our trip across the
continent"
Schedules of what?'
Showing in which States it is lille
gal to smoke cigarettes, take a drink
play cribbage, and so on"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Their Main Use.

Il suppose you found the pyramids
very impressive?"
"Oh, yes. And they made fine back.
NFounds for Photographs OF our party"
C.-Louisville Courier Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Depends on the vlewpoint.

Every rainstorm," complained the
pessimistic boy, means postponed
game.'
And every postponed game" an
swered the optimistic boy, means a
double header. kansas City Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

The u. s. Government has bought 25
Gross 5000 boxes of Rough on Rats to
send to the Panama Canai Zone, because
~ does the work. The old reliable that
never fails. The unbeatable extermlnator.
15c., 25c., 75c.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. Constipation is the cause of many
diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the
disease. Easy to take.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

= A lighthouse of bamboo, which is in
uBe in Japan, is said to have great
power of resisting the waves, and does
not rot like ordinary wood.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Different.

Hamm-Had fine house last night.
Friend-Then why did the sheriff
close your show?
Hamm-No audience. Cleveland
eader
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
Real Work.

Mrs. Bason.-I understand your hus-
band is at work on new poem.
Mrs. Egbert-He Is. He's trying to
get some, magazine TO accept it,
Yonkers Statesman.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

Italy every year uses 1850 tons of
orange blossoms and 1000 tons OF
roses in the manfuacture of perfumes.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
SOUR STGMhGH

II used Cascarets and feel like a new
man. have been a sufferer from dye
pepsia and sour stomach for the last TIVE
years. ! have been taking medicine and
other drugs, but could find no relief only
for a short time. will recommend
Cascareto to my friends as the only thing
for indigestion and sour stomach and 70
keep the bowels in good condition.
They are very nice to eat"
Harry Stuckiey, Mauch Chunk, Pa
Pleasant. pnlatable. Potent, Taste Good
10 Good. Never Sckcr. Weaken OF Gripe.
lOc. 2Sc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gen
uips tablet stamped { CCC e. Guaranteed TO
cure or your money back. g5s
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
HIS DAYS NUMBERED.
How Youngstown Man Disappointed
the Pessimists.

John II. Trube. 342 Harvard st.,
Youngstown, Ohio, says: I'm spite Of
three different doctors was getting
worse, and was told | couldn't live
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

~ We know of other medicine which has been so sue
cessul in relieving the suffering of women secured SO
onnany genuine testimonials has Lydia E. Pinkhams
BVegetable Compound
the In almost every community you will find women who
ochave been restored to health by Lydia E. Pnkhams Veg
petable Compound. Almost every woman you meet has
Aither been benefited by it. knows who has.
,b In the Pnkham Laboratory Lynn Mass are files con-
room aiming million hundred thousand letters from
women seeking health in which many openly
their signatures that they have reganed their health by
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
hall Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has saved
.hs eenany women from surgical operations.
Of sh Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is made ex
Hausvey from roots and herbs and is perfectly harmless
and The why successful because contains
on Magredents which act directly upon the female organism
ssD, 70 .stonng it to healthy and normal activity.
being Thousands of unsolicited and genuine testimonials such
Gees the following prove the efficiency Of this simple remedy
sne Minneapolis, Mimi" a
which
rdsv the read much of what Lydia f. Pnkhams
would help and 1t did
A''e naly Within three months perfectly
Pro IL want this letter made public
geerived Lydia E. Pnkhams
bit Modan 10 Second North Minneapolis
sssnd Women who suffering from those distressing ills
to their should not lose sight of these facts
doubt the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
DmPound to restore their health.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
GIRL SAVES ROY.

Miss Lucy Baldwin, nineteen years
old, of Scranton, Pa, proved herself
a heroine at Towaco, N. j., by risk
ing her life to save that of John
Graham, o ten-year-old boy, who had
fallen over cliff and lay stunned on
a shelf OF rock fifty feet below.
Miss Baldwin saved him by lower
ing herself over the side OF the pre-
cipice with clothesline and then
likewise lowering him another fifty
feet to the bottom of the cliff.
The child was unconscious, but
aside from severe bruises and cuts
was not seriously injured. Miss
Baldwin, however, Is suffering from
cuts in her hands, inflicted by the
rope in her descent. She has re-
turned to Scranton.
The accident and rescue occurred
at Baldface Cliff, on the esat side of
Waukhaw Mountain. Miss Baldwin,
who had been visiting her uncle,
Wesley Jacobus, Lad walked to the
Waukhaw with her cousin, Miss Es-
telle Jacobus, and the Graham boy.
The child stepped on a loose stone
and rolled over the precipice. Miss
Baldwin ran to nouse a quarter OF
a mile away and got the rope. Re-
turning, she and Miss Jacobus fast
ened one end to tree.
Then, holding to the line, she
swung down to the unconscious lad.
She wrapped her petticoat around
him, and with the rope lowered the
inanimate boy to safety.
The strain on her arms was ter
rife. After her feat she slid down
the rope, trying to protect her hands
with cloth torn from her dress, but
they were cut almost to the bone.
The three remained at the foot Of
the bluff several hours. too exhaust
ed to go further. Finally Mr.. ia
cobus found them and took them
home.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20
THE Willy ARAB OF TRIpoLI.

Down the street the faint intermit-
tent tinkling Of bell was heard.
"Burr-ro!" (Get outD in warning
rasped the high pitched voice of a
camel driver. l lodged quickly into
the shop of silversmith and watched
four numbering camels squdge softly
by. To prevent those behind the dri-
yer from being stolen, the halter rope
of each is tied to the tail of the one
ahead, and on the tail of the last
camel as he flips and flaps 1t from
side to side tinkles bell.
A willy one of the faithful, not be-
ing rich in this worlds goods, turned
covetous eyes on nomadic brother
who passed through the town leading
a string of six camels. Allah! AL
lah ursel ell Allah! could not the
brother spare on of his jimal?" (cam-
els). So. busting the flies from his
eyes and hooding himself with his
barracan, he stealthily followed. He
was aware that near the New Gate
the street narrowed and made dou-
Bile turn. No sooner had the driver
and head camel rounded the first cor
ner than the willy one seized the bell
attached to the hindmost camel. With
a stroke OF his knife he severed it
from the tail of the animal, and keep
ing it tinkling, he quickly fastened it
to the tail of the next, cut loose the
last beast, and-"Allah wills"-made
ofewith his loot.-C. w. Furlong, in
Harper'&
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

Sfgss K4i6'Ga Ngnisoa q. Coleman n, was.
REt kikp "a layton, DC BOokaffep. HIN.
ga hssa W est references Best resui.A
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

P. N. U. ~, 1909.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-10-20

AGENTS. -IF J KNEW YOUR NAME, /.
voad send sou s2iJ trs ontht frc very minute
Let me u,ri YOU ia profans bnfne'a You do psst
of espisl. Erpfsn1s unnsesssafy 70 Der s,-
prohi Credit gysn. fi.uirn' Freight nsid chsne.
win sgoin gold ettrs Every m,n snd should
me Tor nee oaft. Jny ,Sinci., Pres, aoS BeyerI,
street. Boston, MR.s.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10
ms Is uP-To-DATE.

With 6,55O,OOO horses, mules, cows,
cattle, sheep and swine on its thousand
hills.
With a potato crop Of 6,419,6S5 BUSH
els in her cellars at a value Of $4,485,-
$50.
With three cities having over 10000
population and thirteen cities having
over 10000.
With t%hirty-four UNCONVENTIONAL and
private schools having an attendance OF
over 1900.
With an output OF her nour and
grist mills amounting in value to more
than $4,000, 600.
With the second largest seat of meat
industry and general live stock market
In the world.
With railroads valued at $356,O06,
946, according to the total assessed val
uation Of the State tax commissioners
With an output Of "spelter,"' o.
which name the refined product of Elm,
ore Is known, of more than 100000 900
A pension agency of the government
at Topeka at which $16,OO0.O 600 are dis
tributed annually to 114,OOO pensioners
With a total value Of all farm prod
ucts 60 per sent greater than the aver
age for the twenty years ending viii
1907.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10
A Cemetery for Dogs.

In Paris there has recently Been
opened a special cemetery for dogs
where the deceased CANNES can be
buried with as much pomp and be
marked by as pretcntious a headstone
as their late masters can afford. Along
the front Of the cemetery grounds a
handsome stone wall has been erected,
and within the entrance on either side
are the house Of the concierge and the
office. Directly in front of n enter
ing ia a handsome marble monument
A heavy relief in the stone represents
the dog bearing a child on his back and
memo the saving of a little
one lost i'll the snow OF st. Bernard
Pass whom a st. Bernard dog fourt
and brought to a safe refuge.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10
GRAND OLD PIONEER GONE.
The Sudden Death of Paul j.
Eneboe Brings Sorrow to
Many Hearts and Homes.

Paul J.. Eneboe went out to the
Chamberlain hospital about a month
ago to consult a specialist at that
institution as to his condition, at the
suggestion of local physicians who
told him he had a cancer. The Cham
berlain physicians pronounced his
trouble cancer of the stomach and an
operation vas decided upon, which
revealed the presence Of a malignant
ANGER that would destroy life inside
Of three months. This was the in.
formation given this grand old pio'
neer, yet he faced the future and the
end with resignation becoming a
christian.
He returned to Canton on Tuesday
Of last week and was taken to the
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10

home of his nephew, DR.. Edward
Eneboe, where he remained until
Wednesday, and was taken to his
home in Highland township, knowing
the end was near and he wanted to
die amid scenes so familiar in life,
and his sudden death came as a shock
to his many friends who hardly real.
lied that he was sick.
Mr.. Eneboe was a visitor at this Of
flee not long ago and he and the editor
discussed matters concerning the
future with a great deal of pleasure.
The events discussed were especially
pleasing to him, and he laughed and
looked like a man who would see
many happy days in good old Lincoln
county. That was about six weeks
ago-and now he is d~ead--dead to the
world but living that glorious life
that God promised through Christ.
Mr.. Eneboe was taken down home
last week Wednesday in order to be
with his family. He failed rapidly
and the end came at 1926 last Tues
day morning. His wife and all her
children, seven of them, and his only
brother Lars, Of W~oonsocket, were
present in the death chamber when
the end came. The family consists Of
Christian, Peter, Sophia and Mark OF
Canton, John of St. Lawrence, Mrs.
Math Olsen Of KenSett, Iowa, and
Mrs. A. j. Van Antwerp of Broken
Bow, Nebraska.
Paul j. Eneboe was born April 13,
1850, at Gulbrandalen, Lesjeskogen,
Norway, and at the age Of l8 came
across the ocean and located in Min
nesota, and in the spring 1871 he
came to Lincoln county and filed on a
homestead on which he died. He
was married to Miss Diana Mathea
Christensen November %, 1873, and
to this union seven children were
born, all of whom are living.
The deceased was a prominent
farmer and wealthy, honored and re-
spected by all who knew him, an
earnest and sincere chris tian, a de-
voted husband and father, and a man
who will be greatly missed in his
township.
A family service was held at the
house Thursday at n o'clock, after
which the casket was taken to Roms-
dial church where Rev. Quello preached
the funeral sermon in the presence OF
many pioneer friends and neighbors.
Interment was in Romsdal cemetery.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10
CARD OF

We hereby extend our sincere
thanks to the many friends and neigh
bors who so kindly assisted us during
the final sickness and at the funeral
of our beloved husband and father.
MRS. p. j. ENEBoE AND FAMILY.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10

Charles H. Cassill of Spokane arrived
in Canton Wednesday for a visit with
his mother and sister.
Congressman Martin, says a Wash
ington dispatch, has resigned from
the public land committee because
Uncle Joe didn't give him the position
he wanted on the committee. e. w.
is very smooth.
Christmas trees at Tossini's. All
sizes and all prices. 1926
Candy in boxes or bulk at TOssini'S.
The purest and cheapest. 1926
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10
All goods sold &VuFRuD&, MOE
Engraved free. .41E Old RELIABLE EWtl[N
Bargains in Framed Pictures.
Note These Astonishing
Figures.

100 Framed Pictures, regular price
rs to so cents now 10 cents.
SO Framed Pictures, regular price
IS to so cents now Is cents.
50 Framed Pictures, regular price
so cents to 81. 90 now 25 cents.
j. ANDERSON g. Son.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10

Lost A purse containing about
seven dollars. Reward if returned to
the LEADER office.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1909-12-10

Ghans lost, Aeaee lest-DaAisA
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-09-27

sissh nor yum He simply lnwgs. re
has de whole thing uevourcd in ten
minutes and am wonderin' Wlar he
kin steal IL second. De goodcr dc man
lie longer he viii daily. | have seen
it take Il man Il long hour to git away
wild Il millyon. and have found dat
man to be upright in all things
Does de man you am Watchin' de-
YOUR half his millyon and den start for
home wild de oddcr half in II ncwspa-
per? Not if he am Il good man. He has
wife and six kids ut home. and he
'rnlizcs dat none of EN- could cit mo-
an Il taste and dat a taste might pro-
woke bloodshed. Raider dan have a
row in his family he will eat de oddcr
half He does eat it-dat IS, he eats all
de core and den thoughtfully packs up
all de rinds and takes 'em home. His
chllin can't 'Spect no great shakes
from de rinds. and SO dar am no eX-
cuse for quarrelin'.
Some of you may be prepared to AK
me if Il good man ever steals water
millyon. | am prepared to answer dat
y.
stealin'. same as de bad man does. but
for de sake of de millyon. He feels dat
somehow he and de millyOn belong to-
gedder; dat dey come on airth about de
same time; dat de mission of each was
to make de odder happy. know of po-
licemen and judges dat argy right de
oddcr way and try to convince Guild
men dat dey are mistaken. but dey
have not succeeded yet and doubt if
dey eber will. De act Of stealth a wa
termillyon GIBBS you line on mans
character. De man who grabs one up
as if 1t was q stone and walks off wild
It and knocks it in the head MS he
turns de first corner has no mo- senti-
ment dan an OK. De man who lifts up
dat millyon wild gentleness and respect,
who pats it as he walks away, who
takes off his hat to 1t and begs its
pardon before cuttin' it in scientific
manner, dat man am good citizen
and has de best interests of humanity
at heart. You nebber hear of sich a
man pizenin' his wife or chopin up
his chillin
II may be aXed if it is sign of bad
ness in man who sots down by his
self and devours a watermillyon while
half a dozen Of his frens am lOokin'
ON. 1t am not. On de contrary, it am
a moral object lesson for dose odders
to have ambishun. No hustle. no mill
yon; de mo- hustle, de mo- millyon. 1t
acts de same way if a man takes Il
millyon home and sots down at the
kitchen table and eats it and offers
none to his wife. She am spurred up
, to find out whar millyons grow and
how dey can best be come at. She
does find out, and from dat time till de
last of de millyon seZun de family am
| literally supplied wild de choicest and
best at the lowest cost.
AS to His Character.
IF you am takin' stroll at night to
do some thinkin' and you meet up wild
black man totin Il watermillyon, de
very way he totes it put you on to his
character as man. If he has 1t I'M
der his arm he's deceptive man; II he
am luggin' it on his stomach he's a
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-09-27

reckless man; if he has it in bag he's
secretive and cowardly. De only one
honest way to tote millyon am on de
shoulder. Heave it right up dar as
soon as you have pulled 1t from de vine
and got yo'self ober de fence, and
keep it dar till you git home. You am
carryin' Il watermillyOn and you amt
afeared to let all de world know it. or
cose if you see Il policeman on de
co'ner you nacherally cross de road to
sabe him akin questions, and of co'se
when you git home and de old wo-
man begins to Ak questions you am too
tired to answer.
"Find me a Guild man who kin tell
a month befo' dey am ripe whar de
biggest watermillyons am gwine to be
ON tap and l will size him up as an
obsarvin', forehanded man who will
make his way in de world. Show Inc
de Guild man who kin make his way
to de patch on Il dark night and select
de biggest and de best by feelin' and |
will put him down as Il man of good
Judgment. Show me de man who will
shoulder a millyon and git 1t home I'M
broken and den collect de family round
de table to devour it and | will show
you a lovin' husband and fond IA
Their. If he buries de rinds in de back
yard before seekin' his couch. den l
will add dat he am Il prudent man and
one dat don't glib hisself away. Let
us 90 home. Perhaps watermillyon
awaits us dere'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-09-27

dey was only suuashes. Dere wasn't
any human natur' about 'em.
"If you come to know Il man by
name, If you come to wOrl: in de
same wood yard wild him, if you come
to shoot craps together. don't make
up your mind dat he's either a good
or q bad man till de watermillyon
sezun comes along. Den watch him.
You'll find him in front of a grocery
gain at a heap of millyons and his
mouth workin' as if he was chewin'
gum. Put dat down in his favor \
Guild man who won't git excited at
de sight of Il watermillyon is cold
blooded and selfish
Watch your man as he sizes up dem
millyons and instinctively picks out de
ripe ones from de green. Dat is whar
our race gets chen wild de whites. We
take de ripe millyons and leave dem
de green. When your man has picked
out sartain millyon, and you may be
suah dat it's de juiciest in de lot. he
inquiries de price It's fo'ty cents,
and OATS more'n he's got. His heart
turks and his breath comes rapidly.
For jest Il mint he am in despair Den
he starts for home on de gallop. lays
hands on his Sunday coat. and 1t goes
to de pawnshop. and dat millyon am
his. No baI man will pawn his Sun
day coat or sell his dawg to buy wa
termillyon. 1t am always man in
sympathy wild natur' and her wonder
full works
Does your man start Off for home
wild his prize on his shoulder? Not at
all. Not If prudence am one Of his
loadin' characteristics. On de con-
trary. he seeks solitude He may go
up an alley or out to de suburbs. He
wants to be alone for awhile. He
wants to hug and squeeze and funk
dat fruit. He wants to wonder we'd
der it came from Alabamy or Gawgia
and if de Guild folks down OAR was
to feel dat it am all his-dat he am
sole proprietor and it hain't got legs
nor wings to git away from him.
A Selfish Man.
a bad niger, would no sooner find his
self alone wild dat watermillyon dan
he would bust it open and begin to de-
YOUR it. lie would try and hog it all
down befo' anybody came along. What
does your man do? He spends half an
hour studyin' into how and whar dat
miilyon growed and gibin' thanks to
natur' dat it hain't an ole pumpkin,
and den he softly and quietly pulls Il
iackknife from his pocket and opens
de blade. He don't cut and thrust and
lab lie GIBBS dat fruit fair show.
1t am five minutes befo' de blade goes
in. He don't cut de millyon in half
and lift one of de halves to his mouth
ana eat like starved hawg. No, sab.
He makes from 70 to eight pieces. and
he eats slowly and remembers his dig
nifty.
Oar am times when de coolest CT
men must sigh wild contentment and
let out Il few gums in devourin' a
watermillyon. but dat am not to be
laid up agin EN-. De bad man don't
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-09-27
He Could Not Forqet.

1--WE have now been married fifteen
years. Archibald. and | have never
omitted to bake Il cake for you on
your birthday"
That's true. my dear. and every one
of them was. so to speak, milestone
on the path of my life"-New York
Life
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-09-27
Automobile Doinss.

We're going to have great time
on our next trip" said the hub to the
rim.
How do you know" asked the rim.
II heard one of the tires say it was
getting ready for blowout. Denver
Republican.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-09-27
Precise.

"W'il it hurt" asked the precise
person as he sat down In the big
chair.
Don't you know that ! advertise
myself rs the painless dentist?"
YES But what | want to know is
whether you can guarantee me as a
painless patient" -Iouston Post.