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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
HAFEN'S PICTURES ON
EXHIBITION IN EAST
WeII-knCwn Utah Artist Is
faring Well at Min
neapolis.

j. =. Fairbanks has received word
from John Hafcn that the opening en-
hibton of the lattcr's paintings was
held at Minneapolis on May IL at the
Board art galleries. at Dayton s. Mr..
Hafen is a wcIl-known Utah artist. who
is at the present time winning fame in
the east A list of the paintings that
were hung follows:
a Glimpse of n Wasatch Peak, -
Early SPRING Mountain Cliffs. -
"High on the Mountain Tops" can
Indiana Farm. -" Beech Trees on Salt
River, Indiana, "Autumu Evening in
Utah, - 1.-The Nesper Hour 'The
Grey and Green of Early Springtime. -
"My Own Mountain Home The
spring,'' ''Sunrise on Mount Timps-
nogos,' 4" Among the Wasatch Noun,
tain Peaks "Quaking. Aspens, -
sunny Forenoon, Indiana, Land
scape in March Washington Park,
Chicago)," "Wild Asters,' % "Foggy
Morning, Indiana" "A Mountain
slope, y 'Springtime in the Fields, -
"a Granite Boulder in Mountain
Forest. - ''Moourisc Over Peaceful
Vallev,h "a Valley in the Rocky
Mountains,' October in the Hay
Fields. - "a Late summer After
noon "Evcning on Jordan River, :"
"Evening Glow in the Forest,' 4" A
Bunch Of Mountain Daisies, - a Day
in March, "By the River
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
CUTICURA REMEDIES
ENTIRELY CURED HER

About two years ago I contracted
eczema and suffered intensely for about
ten months. AT times l thought |
would scratch myself to pieces. Ny
face and arms were covered with largo
red patches, so that l was ashamed To-
go out. l was advised to go to a doctor
who was a specialist in skin diseases,
but l received very little relief. l tried
avery known remedy, with the same
results. l thought 1 would never get
better until friend Of mine told me TO
try the Cuticura Remedies. So / tried
them as the last resource, and | am very
glad that / did. for after four or five
applications Of Cuticura Ointment | was
relieved Of my unbearable itching.
used two sets Of the Cuticura Remedies
(Soap. Ointment and Pills.. and ] am
completely cured, | always recon-
mend Cuticura 10 any one that is suf-
fering and in every case IT seems 10 cure
Miss Barbara Kral, 600 Mt. Pleasant
Ave. Highlandtown, Md, Jan. 8, '0S."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
EXCURSIONS EAST

From OpuvB SAL Cahe anu points On
main line of Rio Grande Western Ry
Tb;oooo ~ and return $500
St, Louis and return. :....,.. say w
ST, Paul and Minneapolis .:... SOU
Omaha, St, Joe and Kansas City. 4o.O0
Colorado common points .,-...... 22,5o
,nJ 96 July 2. 9, % and "a, Au gust l3
and IA and September 10 and IL.
Long limit and stopovers via Colo
RADIO Midland railway.
Write for full information and beau
t;ful book of Colorado views.
L, H. HARDING, Gen, Agent,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

Many weak, nervous women have
been restored to health by Foley's Kid
nev Remedy as it stimulates the kid
news so they will eliminate the waste
matter from the blood. Impurities de-
press the nerves, causing nervous ex-
haustion and other ailments, Com
mence today and YOU will soon be we'll.
Pleasant TO take. Z. j. Hill Drug Co.,
corner Second South and West Temple
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Building Permits.

age, 1855 east First Sonth st....s 2O(
Tuttle Bros. agents alterations,
12 East Second South street,. 50(
Thomas r. Parry. two story brick
street ....'............... 800,
Mrs. Laura Gus;avson, one STORY.
i-room brick dwelling. 261 South
Eighth East street ..........,... 2,OVl
Union Foundry &; Machine con-
pany. one-storv frame blacksmith
shop. 633-g35 South Fourth West
street ...,.. -................,.- "VI
Total 5000
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Real Estate Transfers.

VIM Cornish and wife to r. o.
Bourbon, lot >. block 60 plat D..S
Charles III, Worthcn 10 John Joshua
NJ, Worthen. lot !, block Is
d. II. Hclmick and wife 10 J.. G.
Burton. lot "a block l. sub. OF
block 20. plat F..-.......-..... J.
Robert oldham and wife to Geo.
II. Wilkinson. lot 3, block l3$, .,
plat ID NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. q
Lucia Tiernan TO Tory Co., lot :.
block 10, plat D.. ..,......,..,.
Frank Mellen TO Leo BloSch lot !,
block ], Hunters sub. .....s..,. j
Anna Liday to i. w. y. Timms, lot
3. block 16, plat D. D....,.,.,.. j
Edward T.. Burton TO Lorraine In
vcstmenr Co. lot =, block %, plat
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

Before the junior engineers left for
Phoebe Monday night they climbed up
the smoke stack i'll some unaccountabie
way and hung flag bearing the class
numerals on the south and west sides
of the chimney. The faculty and stu
dents are wondering how the boys made
the ascent, but as yet they are unable
TO determine.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

John r, Barrett OF salt Lake City and
Louise NJ. G. Dahl OF Murray.
Charles a, Button OF Payette, Ida, and
Mrs. Mabel Walker OF Denver.
Ira Wilcs OF La1renceburg. Ind, and
Bessie NJ Brcnnerman OF Massilou, o.
Ehrman II, 1loeley and Alice Macquar-
ric of Salt Lake CITY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
EXCURSIONS EAST
W., Dsnver g. Rio Grande r. f.

: II -. l6. 26; July ., 3,
l,,;u and return $500
e. 81 .nd return - 1900
S.' st 6o,,i I5i M;nneaDolls and return. $500
go . L,ug.e C'i+y and return d0.00
Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo 22,5O
Other points in proportion.
Tickets good returning October 81.
Ticket office. 301 Main street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
NOTES or "U''

A special meeting OF the faculty
will be held today to act on the pc
titions for graduation. The college
graduating class will be as strong. as
The last year class, but the normal class
is a great deal smaller than the class
graduated. last wear. now that the course
has been raised from fouryear TO Il
fye-year course.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Salt Lake Statistics
Births.

Delbert II. Page, II Bellevue place,
sirl.
John Jamison, SIS West Second North,
girl.
Ray s. Alexander. l29 South Eighth
West, girl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

Al Smith. Sam Lemon and Robert
Burnstcu were arraigucd on the charge
of gambling. II developed, however,
that they had just been shooting
craps'' for pastimc. and tho court gave
them scolding and let them 90.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

Denton Brady and James Lowerv,
charged with vagrancy, were presented
with "floaters. and they promised TO
leave the city within twenty y-four hours.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
s, D. Evans,

ITndertaker and Embalmer, has re-
roovcd to new location. 4S South State.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Tailored Suits of White and Black

In cloth suits nothing quite equals for style and comfort these
mods suits for Summer Made long hpe
els beautifully tailored and finished with buttons
cts Strictly tailored mannh effects the fine of
i'll white and fancy backand white stripes For the outing
the ourthe seaside and where heavier than the sey
lawns and linens demandcdserge the Summers fashionable
vogue exclusive stlesS5 $2750 and $780, Suit dept
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

TT T couldn't make the best suits in
the city ! would not have the biggest
tnHorino ~ hrsiness-but do-Daniels.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

The final matinee dance of the yea
will be held at the University FRIDAY
afternoon IN the men s gymnasium.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

The Scrihblcrs' club gave banquet
10 its members Tuesday night at the
Cullen hotel
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

Cnt FloWers for
Memorial Day.

For Memorial day our cut-flower de-
partment features the wanted flowers
in choice selection of stock-caruatioDs
roses, American Beauties, sweet peas,
gladiolus, Shasta daisies, jasmine,
pconies, ferns, etc.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

T. G.. Cooley. charged with violating
the liauor license, entered plea of not
guilty, and his case was set for trial
Thursday, May p.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

The eases Of Minnie johnson and En-
ma Martin, women of the underworld
charged with advertising their vocation
were set for trial June -.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

The tfOrder of the Gleam'' gave a
banquet Tuesday afternoon at the UNI
versity reception room,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

The case Of Joe Lewis, charged with
disturbing the peace. was set for We'd
ncsday morning, Bail was fixed in The
sum Of Sll0.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Deaths.
Marriage Licenses.

| Carl August Lundstrom. - Navajo
street, general debility. aged 63, May p.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Fretful Babies
Suffering from Skin Humors,
Soothed to Sleep by
Cu1fCurS

A warm bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle amounting with Cutieura Oint-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
ITCHING SEEMED
TO Be |NCURABLE

Terrible Red Patches on Face and
Arms Made Victim Ashamed to be
Seen Suffered Intensely for Ten
Months Expert Treatment Gave
No ReIief-Two Sets of the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

lack O'Donuell. Felix Morgan, Tom
prutf and jim Carroll were each found
! nujlty of drunkenness and the court
! innnsnd q fine Of SlO In each case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
American Flags tor
Memorial Day

Nothing more patriotic than the
American flag-we havc them from the
little handbags to the largo porch and
hall decorative sizes-cotton, wool and
silk; fast colors-at any price you want
to pay.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

The case of John bamoinc. charged
with petit larceny, who is AT present
servin SIX months in the county Jail
for the same offcnse, was one of the
principal eases which came up at the
morning session. Lamone took the
statutory time to plead, facetiously re-
ferring to the fact that he mas yet
four months 10 serve on the former
charge, 10 which he pleaded guilty.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

IN en- I, puFesb d II u
S weetest OF EN- olll-
ents. afford immediate
relief in the most dis
tressing forms Of Itch
ing burning. scaly and
crusted humors. ecze-
mas. rashes. inhamma-
tions, irritations and
chafngs Of infancy and
childhood, permit rest
and sleep and point to
a speedy cure when all
all. Guaranteed abso-
may be used from the
\ Ointment doc Rrs0,yPnl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
EIEIH EAST HOTEL

Salt Lake City. four blocks from the
business center.
c. q. TiTCOMB. Proprietor.
Flrst-class. ilreproot family and torFla'
hotel
E5-European, 75c up; American
$500 UP. Rates by the Month.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26

Mike Jones. an aged man, charged
with fIourishing d revolver, pleaded not
guilty, aud his case was set for trial
June -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
other remedies
lutely pure and
hour OF birth.

Cu;icura Soap (25e
(50c.J. aod Choc2lot
throughout the world
6olc Props. l37 CollI
~Mailed Free, Gu
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
Waists on Wednesday's Bargain
Tables, S2.75 VQlues--SI.4

On Wednesday bargain tables in the waist depart
ment have grouped for clearance lot of the sea-
sons broken lines of tailored and lingerie waists that
were until Wednesday worth up to $2.75-the lot
ssts Of dainty lawns sheer and cool heavier madras and
soft lingerie in great variety Of styessome plain and
others beautifully embroidered and inserted Wednes-
lot nas 20 'ieal-an sizes in 'ne Sl.48
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-26
POLICE COURT CASES

The taking of testimony i'll the case
Of B. G., Merrill. charged with violating
the permit ordinance, in that he is al
legged to have sold milk without taking
out permit to do SO, took the better
part of the aftcruo oon session of the
criminal division Of tho city court
Tuesday. The hearing was not com,
pletcd when the court adjourned and
II was continued until Saturday, May
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06
HOW BUCHANAN LEFT THE
WHITE HOUSE.

pathetic Renaissance of President
Buchanan was told by the late Senator
Allison in a handful of his recollections
which were put down by magazine
writer some time before the Senator s
death. To quote from the Review of
Reviews (May):
81 did not know President Buchanan
personally said Senator Allison, but
| saw him at the time Of Lincoln S first
inauguration. [ remember particularly
his departure. He was driving to the
Baltimore and Ohio station with his
bags piled upon the driver s seat. 1t
was an old, white, haggard face that
peered out of the window and no one
gave it a friendly greeting. There
was no escort and seemingly no regret
at his departure from the capital where
he had been Chief Magistrate. There
may have been some person in the car
riage with him, but apparently he was
alone. 1t was a pathetic picture of the
sad closing of a career. Buchanan had
struggled twenty years for the presi,
| dency. and was an old man when finally
| elected. He was constantly over a pc.
! litical volcano while in the White
House. Pledges and promises of TWEEN
! ty years were brought to him for re
| demption, and there were not places
! for one-fourth of those who presen; ed
! their political prom ssorv notes. His
| term closed with a divided nation, and
his own party disrupted. and himself
| blamed for conditions absolutely beyond
! his control. At this distance, and in
| the light of knowledge and experience
the picture of Buchanan on that Marcel
| day in 1861 looks more pitiful to me
| than it then seemed
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06
UP TO HIM.

Do you think you can manage with
my salary of So a week, darling!" he
asked, after she had said yes.
"I'll try, Jack, - replied she. "But
what viii you do?'- Universalist
Leader.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

Miss Ada Rehan was such delight
on the American stage when in her
prime, in the great days of Augustin
Daily, that her present state of health
is shocking to those who have been I'M
familiar with her breakdown She was
so feeble when going aboard the steam
er for England Saturday that servants
had to help her up the gangplank. Miss
Rehan has heart disease. She hopes
much from her summer to be. spent at
her north England country place.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

The carriage and cabdrivers of Chi
cago are to begin strike this week,
and among the instructions sent out by
the leaders is one that the strikers
must not modest funerals employing
"scab'' drivers This may be reassur
ing to many people there, for it is
remembered that at the last strike of
the union drivers, funeral professions
were broken up. But then strikers do
not always follow the published injunc-
tions of their leaders
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

The Yakima district in Washington is
rapidly becoming the most famous APP
pie orchard in the world. This spring
hundreds of men are busy in the valley
setting out new apple trees and break
ing up new land for orchards. So much
planting is being done that labor has
become scarce. The beekeepers of the
section report that the prospects for a
big honey crop are excellent, and that
the bees are now harvesting the crop
from the blossoms on the fruit trees.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

your wife? NobbGot
sorry 10 hear It, Aren't afraid
Haven been home since the first day.-Life
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

Senator Root is engaging in prae
teal forestry on his country estate in
Clinton, n Y, where nearly 10000
young trees are being planted in rows
six feet apart. 1t is interesting to note
the kinds he plants. One account says
there are in the lot 16,400 white pine,
1920 Norway spruce, which were
shipped from Germany, 5000 red pine,
5000 red oak. 5000 black locust, 5000
chestnut. and 5000 Eastwood.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

st. Christopher is as good pro-
tector of aeroplanes as of automobiles,
notwithstanding the tumble of the ma
chine at Rome, but why was he ever
selected as the saintprotector of auto
mobiles The authorities on such things
tell us that ST Christopher lived in
Syria, in the third century; and that,
as a penance for having been servant
of the devil, he devoted his life to car
rying pilgrims acress river that had
no bridge. The story of his bearing
Christ across the stream, in the form of
a child, is familiar one in church
history It seems a long jump from a
bridgeless river to automobiles.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

rank-Nee actually proposed
Y es indeed; really had all but given you up-vogue
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

For some reason or other the vege-
tarians did not observe the birthday of
DR.. Cheyne, the Scottish physician who
was the first to adopt the Irrational
diet. ;" The good old doctor, who was
the most popular parsonage in fashion
able Bath at the time of his death in
1742, weighed 448 pounds when he gave
up meat, but got back to normal size
by diet of milk, fruit and vegetables
He was one of the shining marks of
his day for the wits. and many poems
were written about his idea, the best
known of which was:
Suppose we own that milk is good,
And say the same of grass;
The one for babes alone is food,
The other for an ass.
In the account of the fall of the aero
plane at Rome there is a passage of
peculiar interest:
Attached to a piece of the wreckage
there was found an image of st. Chris
, topher, the protector of automobiles,
and under it an inscription asking the
saint to protect this aeroplane.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

was of normal type) there were only
l3o indictments, mostly of an ordinary
character. This number works out at
only four a county or 80 to each 1,000,-
COO of the population.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

The government at Washington is
also noticing the great increase in the
price of rubber. It's yearly bill for
rubber bands used in tying up papers
is now about $250,00O, which is said
TO be five times what it was 10 years
ago. The postoffice department is ask
ing stationery supply houses to submit
samples of substitutes which may be
used instead.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

John Bigelow, who will be 90 years
old next November, has returned from
a sixweeks Atlantic voyage and So
iourn in France, feeling in fine fettle.
He went over with his daughter, who
was not feeling well. "Of COURSE, he
said, ~ got out bit while in Paris;
but as rule I kept close to my apart
ments, working on my portfolio. The
captain of the liner La Provence in
sisted on taking the veterans arm as
he walked ashore, though Mr.. Bigelow
really did not need any help.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

During the recent bitter weather in
Colorado and other states of the West
which are large growers of fruit, men,
women and children were busy for two
nights in the orchards using every heat
ing device to protect the tender buds.
1t is said that 80 per cent of the crop
in Colorado has been saved by this
method.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

On the west slope of the Cascade
mountains a giant red fir was recently
blown across the tracks of the North
ern Pacific railroad. Traffic was block
ed by the monster log, which measured
eight feet in diameter. There was no
saw within miles that was big enough
to cut the timber, and as the railroad
company could not wait the five days
required to saw a section from the
huge log, dynamite was placed in deep
ly bored holes and the aged tree blown
to splinters. 1t was easier to repair 10
rods of roadbed than to saw through
eight feet of solid, red 6r.--New York
Sun.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

The battleship Mississippi will still
be of $4,000 tons displacement and
have four 12-inch guns and a maximum
speed of II knots, after having received
from the State of Mississippi the much
advertised silver service that bears in
relief the portrait of Jefferson Davis.
No harm win be done to the fleet.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

Prominent Cincinnati business men
have started a movement for such
change in summer hours of work as
is being agitated in England. They pro-
pose that the workday from May l to
October l begin two hours earlier than
for the rest of the year, and end two
hours earlier-thus giving over good
part of the afternoon to outdoor rest
and recreation.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

Every once in while some sun-tan-
ned Indian veteran turns up in London
and his friends succeed in getting vague
hints from him about the sport he has
had in the big empire, and these hints
90 TO make the press reports of our
great American killer look rather small
Sainthill Eardley-Wilmont recently ar
rived at the British capital from Cal
cutta, where ne has been in the Indian
civil service for 80 years. recently as
inspector general of forests. During
his Indian life he killed 1870 tigers,
hunting them on foot and taking his
chances as they came in the course of
duty. 1t is about the most dangerous
form of hunting known, calling for a
sure eye, iron nerve and a quick aim.
A writer in the London Daily News
has been remarking the comparatively
small amount of crime committed in
Ireland lately. He recently wrote: 81
quoted the other day some facts from
the Ulster Guardian showing, on the
| authority of the Judge s charges at the
spring assizes, how free from crime Ire.
land has recently been. A crown pros
ecutor now writes to me from Dublin
further pointing the moral by giving
the exact figures. He shows that in
| 80 counties Excluding the cities OF
Dublin, Belfast and Cork, where crime
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-06

Paris is much excited, but there will
be far more nervousness in the New
York clubs this week. King Edward,
who is at the French capital incognito,
has taken to having his trousers creased
down the sides instead of in the front
and back, and now every man who is
supposed to be in the height of fashion
will have to do the same thing.