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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
A FuIao mo Compliment.

During Mr.. Cleveland's tour OF the
south shortly after his marriage Mrs.
Cleveland and he were driving one day
through the streets of one of the larger
towns escorted by two of Its citizens.
Some one threw a bunch of vioets to
Mrs. Cleveland, and Mr.. Cleveland
bent forward to catch 1t, remarking as
he presented 1t, IL wonder why no one
gives me flowers"
One of the gentlemen present gal
lantly replied. 1--WE think you have won
the falrest flower In all the land"
"Ah, yes" returned the president;
"but, you see, can't keep her I'm wa
terri
at is not necessary since you keep
her In such excellent spirits" was the
reply.
Here Mrs. Cleveland interposed, say
ing, ~ am afraid you are guilty Of fat
terry" whereupon came the reply:
"No, madam. Flattery Is fulsome
compliment, and in this instance no
compliment could be either too frank
or too fulsome."
The charm of this response lies In
the last and fourth from the last
words, Mrs Cleveland's maiden name
being Frances Folsom.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
How Prisoners Converse.

A man who was sent to Jail recently
for three days for small offense was
greatly impressed with the precau-
lions taken to prevent the prisoners
engaging In conversation. There SEEM
ed to be warders everywhere, and no
one was allowed to utter word.
On the Sunday he was In the church
the psalm given was the "Old Hun
drcdth." Beside him were two old jail
birds, and instead of the orthodox
words beginning "All people that on
earth do dwell' this pair sang Il hymn
OF their own In conversational style,
which went something as follows
First convict sings: -
How long are you in for2
am doing sixty days.
l nearly broke a copper's jaw.
Sing low or else they'll maybe hear"
Second convict replies:
"You are IA lucky pic-can.
I've got twel-elve months to serve.
Tried to break into house.
Some'dy must have glen me away"
BY this method they exchanged his
tories during the singing.-Gasgow
News.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
Too Humiliating.

A certain small boy of six IL Rapidly
assuming manly ways. Not long ago
his room" ut school planned an enter
tainment. There were to be little
songs and Rotations and a mysterious
grab bag. The small boy waxed elo-
quent concerning the coming glorles Of
this show, and more especially the
part he would take.
On the morning of the entertainment
his mother suggested that he should
take his little sister, aged four, with
him. He hung his head.
Don't you want to take herr" his
mother asked.
mo, 1 don't" he answered.
"And why notT
The reply came quickly.
"Cause there amt none of tn other
fellers has 10 bring their childrenP-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
Clos, ou,rt.r. For ws.binoton,

At the time, now some years ago,
when subscriptions were being solicit
ed for the erection of n statue In New
York city to President Washington n
gentleman called to secure contrlbu-
ton from an old resident who. al
though wealthy, was little "near."
On learning the object Of the visit the
rich man exclaimed:
washington Washington! Why.
Washington does not need statuel
keep him enshrined In my hearth
In vain were the visitors sollclta-
lions, and he was naturally Indignant
at the parslmony Of the millionaire.
"Well. Mr.. r." he remarked quietly
as he rose to leave. "all I can say Is
that II the Father Of His Country Is
In the position In which you describe
him he is In tight place"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
The TitIa nKino.D

The sovereign title Of king has gen.
orally been supposed to be derived
from the old British word "gyning,"
slgnifying wise" But the Hebrew
term "rosch" IL doubtless the root Of
all the present titles denoting kingly
power, including the Punic "resch,"
the Scythlan "relx," the Latin rex"
the Spanish ''rcy" and the French
''roi" The German nations styled their
monarch according to their different
dialects" konlg," "kunlng," "konlng,"
"king."
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
No Acid Needed.

Weary William Rhoades-Say, Hap
by, wots de difference between US an
new fall cider2
Happy Harry-Search me.
Weary William Rhoades-Dey don't
have ter put no acid In us ter keep us
frum workin'."
At which the dry hay In the NOW
burst into furious fame Exchange.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

The captain was receiving the new
MILDLY.
"Well, boy. the old story, suppose
fool Of the family sent to seaT
"Oh, no, SIR" piped the boy, that's
all altered since your day."-London
News
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
Gettina His straiqht.

II wouldn't make a confdante OF
May" said the conceited fellow, with
a self satisfied smIrk "She told me
you said you were crazy to marry me.
OF course she's no friend if"--
NO" interrupted Miss Wise, "and
she's not even good reporter. didn't
say was but would be.'"-Catho-
lie Standard and Times.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

TWO HOUSES, one Of SIX rooms and on,
Of seven rooms; also . STORE AMI
DWELLING In the business part Of tn,
town. Store contains two large rooms, witt
Eve rooms over 1t.
For particulars apply to
JOSEPH READING,
SEP le-im Rockville, Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
BALTIMORE &OHIOR
IN EFFECT MAY 80, 1909.
ROCKVILLE NH

Daily. Except Sunday. 2 Sunday only
For HAGERSTOWN, HARPER'S FERRY
and WINCHESTER, Depart TO OIL a. M.
10 80 m. Arrive is 48 a m, TO 90 n. m.
For FREDERICK and Way Stations. Depart
10 OIL a. m, 2l0 02 a. m, 22I7 pm. ts 20
p. M Arrive n 81 a. m, Is 4s a. M, 10 O6
an, so p. m, 25 81 p. M, TO oo d. m.
For B0YD'S and Way Stations, Depart re- OF
am, slo 90 a. m "a II p M, tb SO D M.
TO 20 m, I'll oil p, m, ti3 90 night,
Arrive n I'll a m II 81 a. m, % 90 a. m,
rs 4s a. 90 o6 a, m is 80 p. M, as 81
pm, 70 90 p. m
For GAlTHERsBURG and Way Stations,
Depart 70 OF q. m, $40 02 a. M II 1872.
M, % II p m, IA IL p. m, rs 80 D M,
"o 40 p m, TO 20 p. m II Ar m 90 10
?. m, I'll OIL p n, tl2 90 night. Arrive
10 30 a; m, n II a M, II 81 a. M, 90 90
m, rs asa m, 90 06 a. M, flo 05 a,
m, " O3p. m, Is 80 p. m, 25 81 D. M,
n 90 p; M 20 0op, m $40 Top m.
For WASHINGTON, Depart TO SO a. M,
n Il a: M, n 81 a m, 90 90 a. M, rs as
a. m 90 06a M, ITO O5 a m, % o. D.
10 90 p, m, % 81 p M, ii 90 p. M,
70 90 ?, m, slo l0p m Arrive TO oil a.
m, sl0 02a. m II 10 p. m, % II D. M.
IA ~ p. m, t53a p M, sb 40 p. M, te 40
p mi II 44p m, 90 10 p. M, 80 40 D.
sl1 OF pm tl2 90 night
dec 4-0m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
FARMS FOR SALE.

OEE of 200 ACRES, MORE OR LESS,
OOne OF 225 {" H
situated within mile Of Boyd's, In Mont
gomery county, Maryland. Another farm Of
about 300 acres, situated In PoolesVille dis
trict. In said county and State.
Apply 10 HORACE d. WATERS,
aug 12-H Germantown, Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
Mot Mianlnnad.

Hotel Clcrk-I found the mot to BE
Used Except In Case Of Fire" placard
those college boys stole out Of the cor
ridor Where2 Clerk-They'd
nailed II up over the coal bin.-Boston
Transcript.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
A Woman,a Secret.

Biggs-There goes woman with a
past. Boggs--Yes, and there are about
twenty years more Of 1t than she is
willing to own up tO.-New York Jour
mi
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

Wife-Would 1t please you, dear, IL
learned another language? Husband
Yes, 1t would delight me Infinitely.
Wife-Well which one shall study2
Husband-The sign language.-Smart
Set.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
MONEY TO LOAN

$500 TO IS, 900 to loan on good FIRST mort
gage real estate security.
BOWfE ,. WATERS.
jan 6-n Rockville, Nd
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

Great Is the fact that our interests
gradually take a wider scope, allowing
more scope for the healing power Of
pensatIon.-Dinah MuIock cralk.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
MONEY TO LOAN.

LNRoM $500 to 5000 on improved real
II estate In Montgomery county.
BOUIC s. BOUIC,
an 1871 Rockville Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

FIFTY miles an hourl Are you
braveT She (swallowing another pint
Of dust)-Yes. dear; I'm full Of grit
Chicago News.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

Hewitt-Green has been arrested for
being deserter. Jewett - Wife or
army New York Press.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

They conquer who believe they can
-VerRII
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06
FARM FOR SALE.

THE G. Fenton Snouffer homestead. Of
283 liz acres. in high state of cultiva-
ton, excepting about 80 acres of wood
land, OF chestnut. oak and hickory. Good
running water through the farm. I'm
proved by 1O-room frame dwelling with
good well of water, bank barn 4OxS4 feet
and all other necessary outbuildinas in
good condition; fine apple orchard in
iuli bearing, with other fruit. Situated
liz miles from Gaithersburg Station, 1
mile from the new Shoemaker pike from
Johannesburg to Laytonsvile For terms
ana further particulars, apply to
II. b. CHISWELL.
436 Ninth Street, N. w.:
mar lJ-3nl Washington. d. C.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1909-08-06

ESOR RENT,
T. SEVEN-R0OM BRIOF
HOUSE, partly furnished, steam heat, GOO
cellar and garden. Keys with Mrs J
Higgins, Rockville, Nd.
]. CALVIN MUNCASTFT
oct ls-u Real Estate =
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
FOR INDIGESTION.
Bratton Has a Remedy That HI
Guarantees to Promptly Relieve
All Stomach Distress.

People go on suffering from little
stomach troubles for years and mag
inc they have a serious disease.
They over-eat or over-dfink and
force on the stomach lot of extra
work
But they never think that the
stomach needs extra help to do extra
work.
If these people would take a Mo
ma tablet with or after meals it would
be great big help to the stomach in
its strain of overwork.
Mi-o-na tablets help your tired out
stomach to do it's work and banishes
the cause.
No matter what you eat or drink
Mona tablets will sweeten your sour
stomach and stop gas belching in ten
minutes. The heaviness disappears
and the stomach is greatly aided in
its work of digestion.
And Mona not only promptly re,
lieves all distress, but if taken regu,
larly will absolutely cure Indigestion
by building up the flabby, overworked
walls of the stomach and making
them strong enough to digest the
most hearty meal.
Bratton sells and guarantees. Milo,
ma The price is so cents large box
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
Bowel Complaint In Children.

When six months old the little
daughter of E. N. Dewey, a vel
known merchant of Agnewville, Va.
had an attack of cholera infantum
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy was given and af
fected a complete cure. This rem
edy has proven very successful in
cases of bowel complaint in children
and when given according to the
plain printed directions can be relied
upon with perfect confidence. When
reduced with water and sweetened ii
is pleasant to take, which is of great
Importance when a medicine must be
given to young children. For sale by
Bratton Drug Co.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

ings will be presented from saskat-
chewan, Quebec, England, Mexico,
India, Alaska, China, Japan and nu-
merous other countries.
One of the notable features of the
entertainment program will be car
ride given twenty thousand delegates
from st. Paul to Minneapolis and re-
turn In Minneapolis there will be a
huge May party at Plymouth church,
with q May pole thirty feet high,
when the streamers will be wound by
hundreds of delegates singing their
contention hymns.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
AUDITORIUM TO SEAT $500.
Building Will Cover a Block and Be
Three Stories High.

Houston, Texas, July 1.-THE audi
forum plans have arrived in the city
and the subcommittee which visited
the various cities met with the gen
eral committee, of which Jesse H.
Jones is chairman, at 3 o'clock this
afternoon, and the report of Archi.
tect Russell was made, together with
the plans and recommendation OF
the subcommittee. The general com.
mittee will report at once to Mayor
Rice the plans and recommendations
While nothing has been given out
by the committee, pending the report
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

olinas met in Asheville today for its
fifth annual convention. President E.
w Duvall of Cheraw, S. c., called the
gathering to order in the Auditorium
this morning. The sessions will con-
tinue three days and will be devoted
to the discussion of numerous ques-
tons relating to the retail hardware
business Charleston is endeavoring
to secure next years convention of
the association.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
THE CONSTIPATION EVIL
Is Responsible For Most Gases of
Piles.

Constipation paralyzes the blood
vessels of the lower bowel, and often
causes piles. Women, and all other
indoor workers, are the most frequent
sufferers. But curing constipation
alone won't cure piles. A special med
icine is needed-internal treatment
to strengthen the flabby veins and
start pure blood circulating.
DR.. LeOnhardt's Hem-Roid is the
only internal pile cure. Sold under
guarantee. 81 at Bratton Drug Co.
or DR.. Leonhardt Co, Station B, Buf
falo, N. Y. Write for booklet.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
Read This.

Jacksonville, Texas-This is to GER
tify that my wife was cured of kid
ney and bladder trouble in 1895 by
the use of one bottle of Halls Texas
Wonder, and l can cheerfully recon-
mend it to others suffering in same
manner. A. M. Duke.
Sold by ]. R. Hearne & Co.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

of the mayor, the seating capacity of
the auditorium, according to the re-
vised plans, is 1890 The building
will occupy practically the entire
block and be three stories in height.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Rheumatism promptly driven from
the blood with DR.. Shops Rheu.
matte Remedy. Rub-on's never did
cure Rheumatism. The blood must
be reached-and DR.. Shops Remedy
is made expressly for the blood. Test
it and see! Sold by John R. Hearne
& Co.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Denver, Colo, July GA court mar
tial convened here today for the trial
of Lieut.. Clarence S. Nettles, U. s.
A., retired, on charges of financial If
Irregularities preferred by Gen. Thorn
as, commanding the department of
Colorado.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Ottumwa Ia, July 6.-Druggists
from all parts of the state were in
attendance today at the opening of
the thirtieth annual meeting of the
Iowa Pharmaceutical Association.
Preliminary business occupied the in
itial session. Tonight President Ed
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
SPORTS OF THE WEEK.
Tuesday,

Tuesday.
Annual tournament of Central Iowa
Tennis Association opens at To-
ledo, Iowa.
Opening of annual Henley Royal re-
gatta on the Thames river, Eng
land.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

capudine For THAT Headache"
Out last night? Headache and ner.
vous this morning? Hicks Capudine
just the thing to fit you for business.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

New York, July Oscar Straus,
who was recently appointed Ameri-
can ambassador to Turkey, sailed to-
day for his new post at CONSTANT
NOBLE.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Birmingham, Ala, July 6.-The
twenty-fifth biennial convention of
the Kappa Alpha fraternity, which
opened today, has attracted to Biz
mingham several hundred delegates
representing many of the prominent
colleges and universities of the coun5
try.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
1ODAYs NEWS IN BRIEF
Items of Interest Gathered From
Over the World For the Ben
eft of Herald Readers.
(Herald Specially

Greenville, S. c., July 6.-Members
of the South Carolina Press Associa-
ton are assembled here for their an
nual meeting, which opens this eve
ming and will remain in session until
Thursday.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Toledo, Iowa, July 6.-Play in the
annual central Iowa championship
lawn tennis tournament began today
on the courts of the Toledo Lawn
Tennis Association. The tournament
will last five days.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

win Franken of Sigourney delivers his
annual address
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Meeting of Hardware Men.
Asheville, N. c., July 6.-The Re-
all Hardware Association of the Car
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
COlleCIOFSs
Mrs. G. H. Gould.
Mrs. ]. w. Nance.
Mrs. William Lyme.

Report cases of restitution to the
ladies in charge of this work, and
whose addresses are given above.
Send all contributions, other than reg
ular monthly collections, to the treas,
urer, Mr.. ]. M. FulIinwider.
Second hand clothing will be gladly
received or sent for by Mrs. Durham
or Mrs. Taylor
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Clears the head-braces the nerves
Try it. At drug stores.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
ORGANIZED CHARITIES.

President-Dr. John C. Silliman.
Secretary-Mrs. P. w. Brown.
Trsasurer-Mr. ]. NJ. Fullinwider.
Distributors.
Ward Mrs. E. E. Durham, SO;
Church street.
Ward 2-Mrs. W. H. Kingsbury, II:
Murchison street.
Ward Mrs. Webb Wright, 2O1
Hoxie street.
Ward Mrs. S. A. Taylor, AL
Reagan street.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
Wednesday,.

Opening of Connecticut championship
golf tournament at the Greenwich
Country Club
Light agricultural motor competition
at Winnipeg Industrial Exhibition
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
Thursday.

Opening of 20 day racing meeting at
Paducah, KY.
Annual open tournament of the West
ward Ho Golf Club, Chicago.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06
Saturday.

Saturday.
Illinois state tennis championship
tournament at Chicago
Western Pennsylvania tennis cham
pionships CsingIes) at Pittsburg.
Junior championships of Metropolitan
association, A. A. u, at Travers
Island.
Opening of international aeronautic
exhibition at Frankfort-on-theM Main
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1909-07-06

Billiken will soon be in our midst
When the time comes get a RilHken.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01
PRAYER KILLS LAZY BUG

Prayer is the latest cure for the lacinus
ucinus, better known as the hook worm
disease" that malady which keeps the
VagTancy books open in police court tie
vampire of lazineSS, to which medical sci
enca has attributed the power of creating
''hobos' and shiftlessness. Prayer, as a
remedy for the lazy worm was dis
covered at the regular Sunday afternoon
meeting conducted by women OF the Meth
odist Episcopal churches at the city jail
yesterday.
For three consecutive Sundays Rudolph
Morton. serving a thirty-day sentence Tor
Nagrancv, has listened TO the prayers and
songs of the good women who give OF
their time On Sunday afternoon in the
hope of lettering the spiritual condition
of the prisoners. The hook worm has
had a strong grip on Morton. So relent-
lessiv have its tentacleS hooked into his
ambition that he admits having spent
an average Of three months of the year
serving sentences for 'vagrancy." Now,
by the help of prayer, he is going to fight
the disease
Morton has come to believe in the eff
cacy of prayer and the power of stirring
religious hymns to arouse nbitiOn. He
further believes that the lazy bug VIII
not stand proof against the new desires
that have been aroused, the new resolves
to lead a better life when he IS released
from jaI this week.
Morton doesn't attribute his VagranCy
70 the lazy bug" but science has de
clared that the iacinus ucinus IL resPOn-
sible and science knows
TN never be Pinched for vagrancy
again after I get out Of here. These
Sunday afternoon meetings have been the
hest lessons I have had since 1 was
small boy" is the way Morton announces
his cure
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01
Y. NJ. c. A. EXPERTS WILL
EXPOUND SALESMANSHIP
]. Will Gray to Talk On Business
Insomnia" at This Even
ing's Meeting.

This evening at 7:45 three representa-
tive statesmen Of the retail, wholesale and
speciality professions viii speak at the
craftsmanship class of the Y. NJ. {. A.
They are J. Will Gray of Gray Brothers,
Fred HOrnung of the Strevell-Paterson
company. and Wesley Z. King, manager
of the American Surety company. As this
is the first discussion for the class, all
men of the city who are interested in
selling will be welcome.
OF these three men, two, Messrs. Gray
and Hornung. acted as judges during the
recent craftsmanship contest and thus
have been in q position to judge Of the
value of training for this branch Of COM
mercial life Mr.. Gray will speak on
Business Insomnia; Fred Hornung will
speak on How Statesmen Are Made,
While Mr.. King will talk on Requisites
for Success in Specially Craftsmanship"
J. d. Spencer, the instructor Of the Y.
M c. A., Will preside.