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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
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Sdder bon 0linneiotu unter Inoerem
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uno Iufpartlng n~enigitcns 900 bis
$50 Yfunb erreiden Iollte. Sarnils
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Die 5dlftc Der Iufmerfiamteit 5llgez
lpenbet ipiirbe, I'm eS nusbarer 81
MAIDEN nnb ben Wilhertrag uuf Die
riftige 6obe 81 brin9cn.
Sdraus ut obne ipeitercS Gafoens
fen an erieben. baB Die aiibe I'M NQgez
meincu beiier lino ols Der Durds
lhnittlihc Iann, Dem lie aeb0ren
nno Der lie boh MIR barum bdlt. I'M,
Yuben unb @eninn bdruuS 8u crs
5ielen. Sbfpobl bic Noltereien I'M
Ill9emeiuen cine Notbmcnoiatcit 5ur
meitcren Gntlpidlung Der groBartiz
gen Observation-Disclosures ces @eitenS
iinb, iii Die Stub. baS Sutter unb Ger
Mtnnn bds SuIrbament berieibcn nno
gerupe oieie lpiftige Srnac ionte Den
Wtilhfarmcrn @eranlniiuno 3llnl
ernltliden Na6beuten geben."
- Gas @eililael ioll man tets Dor
Dem Srdnfen iiitteru.
- Srii6inbr mirb's, unS on Saotz
gut mub man ocufcn.
- Sutter unp Yflege BADEN oft
mehr 5u lagen ais Ole Hanc.
Sas Siin9eu lit ole critic Be
oinsune CUR erfolgrei6en 2dupmirtbs
lhaft.
Soil Die Snrm iih redt be3abs
fen, 10 mh6 ieSes 6ledfen etipae
tra9cn.
- Bic Sbicre rpouen IcrGnoeruno
i'm Sutter babeu. NbrredIelluo
fDrbert Die @eiumpbcit.
- &nltes Siitter lit alien S6meiz
neu l6dolt6. b%eioubcrS uber Scu
lpafienpen unb trdbtigen.
- @o I'M Wintcr feline Scnnc aas
dcrt, liebt es trauri9 aus nit Ger 0ez
iliisel3udt unb Dem Gierfor6.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Spab mnB aud icin.
ltnbeiuu6te gelcibigmne.

ltn6eiuufte Selcibisnns.
o.: Sect bin id nmge3o9en, nit
meiner gan5en 6amilic, nit Sad unO
YndI
3. (i6iper10ri9): @it pcl6em
Sad?
SsntliGer gSinf.
Treunb tins Ntelier trctcno) /:
Weni6, On bait ia nidt mai einen
Stlbl, auf Den man iid lebcn fannl
Mnler: Ncin, neibt gu, iol6e
@io6el nebmen mir 81 piel. 3eit fort!
= Y "
Gin Yatriut.
&ihter: Sic pollen alio niht iagen,
ipober sic limb?
Strol6: Nee. mein @aterlanb per>
ratbe id MIDI
@ir Stride inter ms.
Go6es: 2eoe Neres. fanns 80 mer
nit en- Cigar 9erpe?
Neres: Sd benfe, 80 bds Ser Dat
Hnud)e abgetuDnnt.
&obes: Sia, dober einstpeile bios
Dat Gdlde bun min9er ei9e Cigar.
~ ~ ~
Sentcn5.
Sriiber 9eniigte es, fin ben llnters
bait Der Srau 81 iorseu, beute mub
man bnuptid6li6 auf ibre Inter-
baItune 6eba6t ieiul
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16

~fNN ~ NbLliN .
S6Dn, ih0n, Serr 8raf. ipole &c
mer n6er ni6t lieber iagen, obne linz
lfreif', auf ipie bel Sic re6nen2
Sns Giuig= @ei6iihe.
Ilfreb ipollte geitcrn abenp burfs
aus 9ein Ilter bon mir eriabreu,
9retel
Oh bats inn bod nift eeiaet?
Iber mo tuero i1 benu. Sd iaate,
mar iebe Sir Sein alter gar ni9t
an ---l
- ~ ~
Grpprt.
6crr: 8c6t bas grportaeIddft
ibres Germ @aters gut? -
Amerifnniife Gr6in: Gb bes, ct
bat i9on orei SD6tcr nadb 9eutIGs
LAMB nerbeirntbet.
gaieriiher Iartifnlarismns.
S6ubmann: Wa6en's, baB q
beimtommen nnb i6reiu's net 10. Sic
iinb ia total betrunfenl
8uber: @ns? GIN &auid fpero ma
DO no balm berfal S6s Is ia lido
bolb mebr g oau5ige baierii6e Ges
lerpatreft!
- = y
Wikueritanben.
Sitter Stubienfreunb: 60, MN mol
len mir seben!. Oh nimmlt aber bod
Seinen 5a~usfnpdcn nit?
Srau (%getrdnft) Sd per5i6tel
- ~ -
9lns Der S6ule.
Na6 @eibnabten ira9te Scr 2ebrer
Die ainber nah Den @eibnnhts9es
ifenfcn. Srie6en bate cine Sampfs
maidinc erbalten.
Sum, iagte Der 2ebrer, Samit tannIt
9u aber gut fpieIeu!
SribdJen ent9egnete meinerli6: Sic
bat lid ia Der @eibna6tsmanm idon
ipieoer geboltl
Sebenfals, neil Oh unartig iparitl
meinte Der 2ebrer.
Nein, neil iie nod nift be5ablt
mar, idluh5te Der alcine.
y ~ y
ltnperfrurcu.
6%oufmant (un Ser llhr Ic6cnb, gu
eincm 5ubrinsli6cn Saulierer) !: Sest
gebe ib Sbnen nod 5tpei Minuten;
ipenn sic Damn uift bcrats iinb 80.
@ns barf ib Sbnen in Den Slpei
@tinllten nod porle9en?
Y ~ ~
Sas Fpmmt banpm.
8nit (angetrunfen, sum aelner) /:
Sa-bahen Sic meincn Srcuno SIT
Snr5pihler bier seieben?
&ellner: Sd, er mar Dor einer
balben Stunbc bier.
@ait: @a-ipd-ipar er aaein,
ooer mar i6 b-b-bei ibm?
sS y ~
Srage.
Saulhen: Snpd. Die WenIden in
Ggpptcn, reitcn Die eisentlif auf Tils
pieroen?
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,Stnns".
@irtb: SIN, mas iaeen Sic al bem
8einfe? Sclitat. lei6t lnb golos
edit 8as?
@ait: So, ia, edit lit er auf oae
Sdle, benn 10 inuer lit er fiinitli6
ierenfals gar ni6t ber5uiteuen.
y y y
Sas bette lnb has ihlehteie.
Ieiicnper: 8o lit bier oas bette
6otel?
9ienitnlann: Seben Sic bort priis
ben? - baS lit bas iblehteitel
8eiienper: Sd iuiini6e nbcr i'll bas
beltcI
Sienltmanu: Sas fam i6 nibt
iaueu. IS oibt bier MIR eiuSl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
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Sentcn5.
8 mnihulD!

Ser feline Otto betet bas Y@ater
linier". ipelfes er chen in Der S6ule
gelernt bat. als er CUR f%iinften Bite
fommt: ia9t er: limb pereib ms uns
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16

iere S6ulo, tpte mir persebcn uuiern
S9ulebrernl
~ y y
Sntal.
@riter Stromcr: @eeitc, SuItap, id
babe 10 Gene furdtbare 2eere I'M
Wagenl
3peitcr Stroncr: 9a bit Oh ia
nod beIier bran pie id; id babe jar
nii9t prin!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Netp SrIeams

oui 90. 6eb. 1909. llebtraus sldusenoe aufSige.
Sraget ilr unisrei reid iuuitrirten 6oloer. nels
der ben Itarbi SraS upafanetg teitretbt; ebeus
fo1s ihr has i~luitrirte Cud) betttelt: New
Orleans for the Tourist, pelbss eine Yes
idreibang oteiCr etgenartI9en balbtropIi1sn
Staet eIitbdIt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
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Sbne 1tmihiuciie.

Serr COMMENCEMENT. il lie6c lire
Softer treu llnb innta, an meiucr
Seitc miro ibr gcliebtcs aiub gliidli1.
oarauf fDnnen Sic rec6nen -.
S6Dn, ih0n. Scrr 8raf. ipole &c
mer nber ni6t lieber Iageu. pbne linz
ldreii'. auf ipie bel Sic re6nen2
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Wnte G%bDtOarapbicn

fonueu MIR pon Grpsrteu bergetelt weroei.
Gs gilt bel oereu Serltelung Sri abrung
III bobeu, p~ailenoe 6opi. mo Sorperteluns
eeu III beadten, oas paiienoe eI6t- mo
S6attenperbaituiB ~ tsmsu llo baum
audi bic uotbigen, oft reht tonlpiellseu
Apparate III babeu. SieieS Niles III Dor.
hanben, rpeun S6r Sure Photographic uoa
mis- madeu lanet,
u. =. Waefensie,
1878 Slap Str., Dubuque, >
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Spt Springs, Irf.

II. ]. PHELPS, Division Passenger Agent,
632 Bank Bldg, Dubuque, Iowa.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Die iunae SanSfrnn.

Sunser @ntte: Sait 9u Stub
ipidie 9efauft?
Surge Satin: ga. ib fpnnte aber
senn bod nidt fiir 5ebn Gents taufen,
10 babe ib fir 5ebn Dollars an9es
idnfftl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
YnuQnta,

ria Der Suiuois Central nab rem Orleans uus
ron bort mbdentltf per 0ampfer brett nad
Colon. pun no mon per giieubahn mad Der Stabt
Banana idhrt. Stegoute neie Tampier. Sdbrei,
bet ihr 6otstr betitslt: Panama and Central
America via New Orleans
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Sas bette nnb has ihlehteife.

Gus bette tll0 bas ihleffcife.
Geiicnper: @o lit bier bas bette
SoteI?
9ienitmann: Seben Sic bort bril-
ben? - baS lit bas iblehteiteI
8eilenber: Sd piini6e nbcr i'll bas
bette!
Sienitmam: Sas fam ih niht
Iaaen. IS 9ibt bier mir eiusl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Sifsbnrg, MiH.,

unb Der rationale Militir.Bdrt. ipelter bic De,
lasernna uno 8.rtheipisura sr Stabt tom.
memorirt. Gin tutereifnuter Crit, ben mon aut
benz @eee mad 9tsip ORLEANS bsiuhen farm.
Shreibet iIr rei6lih iluiirtrteS BUD, bstitelt
"Vicksburg for the Tourist"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Slprioa.
Sapana, Cuba,
Sio @tericp,

brett per Observation-Disclosures erreidt, peld,e Rem
Orleans bCr ibreu nuo besbntb cine @elreenbeit
bi.teu. oiele nIertpirotss Stoot su bsiuden.
Shtetbet tar iunitrirteti Solotr, bstitelt:
Mexico via New Orleans"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
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Mifperitanben.

Sitter Stubieufreunb: 60, MN mol
len ipir geben! 81 nimmlr aber bod
Seinen Sausfnphen nit?
Srau (gefrdnft) /: Sd per5iftel
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
Sns Gmig= gSei6lid5e.

alfreb lpolte geitern &beno ourGs
aus 9ein Sitter bon mir eriabren.
9retel
Oh bats linn bod nidt eeiaet?
Iber mo iuerb i6 Bonn. SD id9te,
man iebe Dir Sein Sitter gar nidt
an ---i
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16
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Grfldrmng.

Sic; Sag. liebes Idnuden. mas
perltebt man bem inter 8unifipeinen?
Or: @eibt Oh, bus lit @einen nm
einen neleu &ut uno pcr9lei6en.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-02-16

S6ubmann: Ma6eu's, oab q
betmtommen unb i6rein's net 10. Sic
lino ia total betruufenl
8uber: @ns? In Hauid fpero ma
DO no balm berfal Sos Is ia Iho
balo mebr 9 oan5ige baierii9e Nes
IerpatreGt!
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
gnallsh Letters.

or the SOC. Ooo,0oo persons speaking
one or another OF the ten OF. twelve
great languages, only about Is per
cent, or 125,000,000. speak English.
but about two-thirds Of all the Jet
ters that pass through the post Of
fees Of the world are written in
English This is duo not only to the
fact that Anglo4saxons are naturally
more given to letter-writing than 9TH
er peoples, but to the fact that much
Of the international business cores
pondence of the world Is done in Eng
fish. The higher educational average
in English-speaking countries also
accounts for many millions Of let
tiers.
There are so,ooO,ooo persons who
speak Russian, but the number Of
letters sent through the Russian post
offices Is less than one-tenth the mum.
Der mailed in Great Britain alone.
though the population Of Great
Britain is considerably less than one
half Of that Of Russia.
India has a native population OF
more than 3O0,0O0,O00, while there
are not more than 100000 persons
who speak and understand English,
but practically all of the 300,000,000
letters and parcels passing Through
the 10000 post offices in the course OF
q year are written and addressed in
English
The time Ia not far off when Eng
lish will be, commercially, at least,
the universal language.-New York
Times.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
Color for Euus,

Regardless Of the results OF scien-
tif1c researches 1t is Of interest to
poultry raisers to know that in the
markets distinction Is made for and
against the brown egg.
For instance, in Boston brown eggs
bring from ! to 2 cents dozen more
than white ones, while In New York
just the reverse Is the case.
In Chicago there is little choice be-
tween the colors, although one club
pays a cent a dozen more for white.
The poultry raisers must remem-
Der that a white egg must be white,
not shading to brown, and brown
egg must be of rich color.
One enterprising poultryman near
the Chicago market grades eggs for
color and ships them in baskets hold
ing fifteen dozen each.
On the paper covering the brown
he stencils, Strictly Choice Brown
Eggs and upon the covering of the
white White Leghorn Eggs This
care always nets him 2 cents above
the market price, for the ordinary
fancy" eggs-Modern Farm.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
Timber Neck.

Would like if you would tell me thru
the columns of your valuable paper
what is the matter with our chickens,
also cure for disease.
At first the fowls stand round with
their eyes shut as if asleep, sometimes
with head on the ground, sometimes
holding it high in the air, eyes swol-
len at times. After about twelve hours
thick, white, Shiny substance forms
in the mouth. At first the bird seems
weak in the back and walks with a
straddling walk. Later on dt appar-
emily loses control of itself all over,
and falls on the ground. Bowels move
often and the discharge is of a thin
whitish nature and just before the
fowl dies becomes very offensive.
Scott Co. E.B.
Answer: Your birds have Timber
Neck A quick and sure cure will be
found in giving the afflicted birds four
or five drops of turpentine in a spoon
Of water. For preventive, provide
two or three teaspoonfuls of hypo-
sulphite of soda in each gallon of wa
ter and not allow the fowls to drink
any other water.-In the Indiana
Farmer.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
TIE
Exce~'!!onoI
emf

of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attachments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production Of Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
benedcially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
AS there is only one genuine Syrup of
Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA and as the gen.
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge Of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
if, upon viewing the package, the full name
Of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
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Glkzze)GAREl)EI{D)

lands in a very poor state, and toe
rough for cultivation. They were kept
in grass and cattle bought in Balti
more in Spring, thin cattle, and turn
ed on the grass. Every Spring the land
was dressed with three hundred
pounds of raw bone meal. This has
been kept up for many years, and now
there Is no land in the country that
feeds more cattle per acre. The graz
ers are Independent, and cultivate no
land, merely buying cattle and put
ting them on the grass, and the butch.
ers take them as needed when ready;
and they lead the life Of country gen.
tlemen, needing little labor except
merely for sailing the cattle and look
ing after them and the fencing, and
now and then moving off the rank
spots and scattering the droppings.
There is no part of the farm which
pays better than the pasture If it is
kept Acknowledgements Farm
er.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
German Method Of Feeding.

Referring to his observations while
travelling abroad, Prof. w. A. Kennedy
said that the rearing of Holstein-
Friesian cattle is simplicity itself. The
calves are given whole milk until
about five weeks old, when the ration
is gradually changed to skim-milk and
grain. The grain is cooked and steam
ed and fed with the milk at first and
later is fed dry Immediately before
the milk is given. When grass ds avail
able 1t forms the entire ration for
heifers, and during Winter the rations
are only sufficient to keep them grow
ing. Bulls are fed In the same man
ner until they are year DID,, after
which they are closely confined, but
regular exercise is given daily. Bulls
used for breeding are kept in stables
or paddocks and are well fed, but not
allowed to become fat Roots in Win
ter and green forage in Summer are
largely used.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
HABITS CHAIN
Certain Habits UnconsciousIy Formed
and Hard to Break.

An ingenious philosopher estimates
that the amount Of will power neces-
sary to break lifelong habit would.
II 1t could be transformed, lift a
weight Of many tons.
1t sometimes requires higher de-
gree Of heroism to break the chains
of a pernicious habit than to lead q
forlorn hope in bloody battle. A
lady writes from an Indiana town:
From my earliest childhood was
a lover OF coffee. Before | was out
OF my teens I was miserable dyspep-
tic, suffering terribly at times with
my stomach.
Il was convinced that it was coffee
that was causing the trouble and yet
l could not deny myself cup for
breakfast. At the age of SO was in
very poor health, indeed. My sister
told me | was in danger Of becoming
a coffee drunkard.
But I never could give, up drink
ing coffee for breakfast, although it
kept me constantly i'll, until tried
Postum. | learned to make 1t prop
erly according to directions, and now
we can hardly do without Postum for
breakfast, and care nothing at all for
coffee.
Il am no longer troubled with dys-
pepsia. do not have spells OF suffer-
ing with my stomach that used to
trouble me 30 when drank coffee"
Look in Dkgs for the litfla haoL
The Road to MELVILLE" There's a
Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true, and full Of
human interest.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
Milk and MIIkinq.

Many people believe that milk Is
ready-made and stored in the udder
Of the cow simply awaiting the milk
er. This impression Is corrected by the
statement Of the well-known scientist
John Burroughs, who says: Most per-
sons think that giving down or hold
ing up the milk by the cow is vol
untary act In fact, they fancy that
the udder is vessel filed with milk
and that the cow releases or with
holds 1t just as she chooses. But
the udder is a mandatory; it is fill
ed with blood from which the milk
is manufactured while you milk. This
process is controlled by the cows
nervous system; when she is excited
or in any way disturbed. as by a
stranger. or by taking away her calf,
o rany other cause. the process is ar
rested and the milk will not flow. The
nervous energy goes elsewhere. The
whole process is as involuntary as is
digestion in man and is disturbed or
arrested in about the same way"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
Vegetable Milk,

The Japanese have discovered a
cheap substitute for the mich COW IL
the form OF tiny bean. The juice
which is extracted by a special pro
cess from the bean, is said to be an
excellent vegetable milk, the
properties Of which render it highly
suitable for use In tropical countries
The preparation. according to the
Java Times, is obtained from the Sofa
bean. member of the leguminous
family Of plants, and a popular ar.
-cicle OF food among the poorer class
es OF Chinese and Japanese. In max.
sing the vegetable milk the beans are
first OF all softened by soaking and
boiled in water. The resultant liouo,
Is exactly similar to cows milk in
appearance, but is entirely different
in its composition.-New York Tri
bune
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
ACCOUNTING ITCHING.

Eczema For a Year-Got No Relic
Even at Skin Hospital-In Despair
Until Cuticura Cured Him.
II was troubled by severe itching ane
dry, security skin on my ankles, feet, arm
and scalp. Scratching made it worse
Thousands of small red pimples formed
and these caused intense itching. | wal
advised to 60 to the hospital for diseases
of the skin. I did so, the chief surgeon
saying: I never saw such bad case o
eczema But I got little or no relief
Then tried many so-called remedies, but
I became SO bad that almost gave up il
despair. After suffering agonies for twelve
months, was relieved Of the almost un
bearable itching after two or three applica
tions of Cuticura Ointment. I continued
its use, combined with Cuticura Soap and
Pills, and 1 was completely cured. Henry
searle, Cross st., Little Rock, Ark, Oct
and 10, 1907"
Potter Drug h Chem. Corp, Sole Props
of Cuticura Remedies. Boston. Mass.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
PROF. MUNYON'S PHILANTHROPY
Giving to the Nation a Prize That
Money. Cannot Buy.

~ sooutd rather preserue tho health of a
nation than to be its .uler:"-MunyoY.
This motto, written by Prof. Munyon
about sixteen years ago, was the real cor:
nerstone of his medicine business. He felt
that the people of the nation were NEGLECT
ing their health owing to lack Of money.
With the one thought in view of helping
humanity he started in the medicine bust,
ness, paying large sums o.. money to emf
nent specialists for known and tried for
muias that were known to- have been sue.
cessful in curing diseases. After carefully
eompounding- these formulas and putting
them up in a marketable condition, he
offered them to the public for a few pen-
MES. easily within the. reach of the poorest
family. He hired eminent specialists at
large salaries and offered their services alb
cases and sdyise them what remedies to
take. After giving the public all these
benefits he was still unsatisfed and offered
further to those who were not in reaeh of.
the Offices which be established throughout
the country; he advertised, asking them to
write to his specialists for free medical ex-
animation, and to-day Prof. Munyon il still
following follow ont this policy, and whenever he
is more effective than those that be is lat at
regardless Of cost =
Prot. Munyen puts up a separate cure for
IA had At an druggists, mostly Is cents bot
tie. In taking these remedies, you are TAX.
ing what might be called a sure thing, for
he guarantees them to produce satisfactory
results or he will refund our money. This
is remarkable man and remarkable in
stitution, manifestly fair to all, and firm
well recommended.
Prof. Munyon's address is 53rd and JEFF
ferson Sts., PHILADELPHIA. Pa.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
Not What She Wanted.

He was pleading his cause earnest
iy. Il am wealthy" he said, "ant
could make ample provision for you
She nodded and checked one point
of on her fingers.
II have had experience with the
world" he continued.
She checked off another point.
II have passed the frivolous age"
he went on, "and / have the stead
fastness, the caution and the wisdom
to guard and guide you WE'LL
He paused for an answer.
THE points you make are strong
Ones" she said, "but they lead unde.
viatingly to the conclusion that yol
would make an excellent father fol
me. You have all the necessary quail
ifications. but just now am looking
for q husband" -Tit-Bits
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
The RuIina Passion.

DR.. Charles Mccormick, Chicago
physician, who says that "the man
with the crouch cannot resist dis
ease like his more contented brother.
referred again to this assertion at
recent dinner.
''The man with a Crouch" said he,
sis gloomy, and gloominess brings on
Ill health, weakness, dyspepsia.
"A confirmed crouch can't be got
rid Of. A crouch man is governed by
his crouch as miser Is governed by
his meanness. And when it comes
to misers-'
DR.. Mccormick laughed.
"A little, lean, pale miser OF Pc.
catonica," he said, was one evening
observed fighting with the town
blacksmith. Though his nose was
bleeding and one eye closed, the
miser fought determinedly. The her
culean blacksmith planted blow on
blow, but the little miser never
budged an inch.
"'Run, We fool!' Kissed a friend.
'Ye stand no chance here Rum
But the little miser as he received
heroically smashing left hook. an
sWered in q low voice:
Run? Nix, I've got my foot on a
ten-cent piece Washington Star.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-12-18
Finds Potash Worthless.

Professor w. L. Hutchinson, direc~
tor of the Mississippi experiment sta
ton at the Agricultural & Mechanical
college. at Jackson, Miss, warns the
farmers Of Mississippi against the
use Of potash, for which they have
been spending an average Of 100000
per annum. Professor Hutchinson de-
clares that potash has never increased
the product of a single acre in the
state, and therefore does not pay. He
declares potash has been found alb
solutely worthless on the experimental
farms.