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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21
swORN CrRcIu.ATION.

The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees IS advertisers land makes 1t a part of the con tract when requested) that its daily circu- iatjon is larger than that of any morning newspaper printed in Aiabama--and thai lts Sunday edition has the largest eifeuianen Of any edition of any newspaper printed in Alabama without exception,
 The figures for December printed below represent the actual net circulation. all re- turns having been deducted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

erai days has sufficiently recovered to return to his ofiice.
 Mrs. J. w. Torbert and daughter. bus, Ga, to visit for few days.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21
How if Happened.

Norfolk Landmark.
 Congress asked the President to ex. plain why he did 1t. The President explained that he didn't do it.-and then he did it again!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

The Indianapolis News wants to know if Taft is getting away. from Roosevelt. We would answer that the farther he gets away from some of Roosevelt's foolish notions the better he will grace the office of President of this great and glorious republic.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

We don't object to man with a musical nature but when 1t asserts it. self in the form of batting hls foot all through every song that is sung at a theatre. we wish we were somewhere else.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

A woman in New xSrk is sung her In the habit of throwing money at her feet in his, anger. Some women wouldn't kick at a little thing like that.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

Mir Jeffries. the boiler maker, is boiling over for fight with Johnson.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

A Savannah woman holds the record for changing her name, having had three names In as many hours. She was granted divorce at 12 o'clock and assumed her maiden name. At o'clock she was re-married.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-21

aged sS years. is an enthusiastic to- bogganer. How pleasant 1t Is to see Q woman at that age running down hill in preference to running down ev~ cry woman in the neighborhood.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
Lord Mayors Ranauets.

The lord mayors banquet on the
night Of November was ito entertain
his majesty's ministers In the days
of the Georges it was no uncommon
thing for royalty to attend the banquet,
but this is never the case nowadays. In
1914 the prince regent, afterward
George ", accompanied by the EN-.
pcrOr Of Russia and the king of Prus-
sia, was at the Guildhall feast, and
the prince was so pleased with the
lavish hospitality OF the new lord
mayor that he made him baronet on
the spot. The price paid for the honor,
distinction which always has to be
paid for, was not inconslderable, for
the dinner cost 1925, 900.
Mr., Pepys records in his diary that
at the table at which he sat at a lord
mayors banquet there were ten good
dishes 70 a mess, and plenty of wine
Of all sorts; but We had no napkins.
no change OF trenchcrs, and drank out
Of earthen pitchers or wooden dishes"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
FAMILY COUGH SYRUP
Cures Any Cough In Five Hours.
NEW PRESCRIPTION HERE.

Here is given the most effective
cough prescription known to the
medical world. II is n mild laxative
too, and this Is what q body needs
when suffering with cough and cold
on the lungs. A cough or cold indi
Gates poisons in the system, causing
inflammation and congestion. Nearly
all cough syrups relieve. but make the
trouble worse by their constipatlng ef.
fects. This prescription not only re.
lieves quickly. but It cures any cough
that Is durable. Get one.half ounce
fluid wild cherry bark. one ounce
compound essence cardiol and three
ounces syrup white pine compound.
Mix In bottle. Take for acute cough
or bronchitis twenty drops every half
hour for four hours. Then onc.half to
one tcaspoonful three or four times
daily. Give children less according to
age, A few hours treatment will cure
and heal the throat and lungs of all
but Consumptivcs. Cut this out and
give II to some friend who may need
1t TO be saved from an early death by
consumption.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
eerIIners Flock to See Soldiers,

There are about $4,000 soldiers in
Potsdam, which isn't great distance
from Berlin, and there are always SOL
dlers in the German capital on guard
before various palaces. Besides there
is review almost every morning on
the Exerclrenplatz and guard mount
ing every day at the Konigswache so
that It might seem likely that soldiers
wouldn't arouse a great deal of inter.
est in Berlin.
1t is, however, quite the contrary
The sound Of band playing sends
every one running in the direction OF
tho music. Even II It is just small
company going along the streets the
folks appear eager to watch it. What
ever the cause. soldiers apparently are
an unchanging novelty in Berlin.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
BY SPECIAL
ACT
By BELLE MANDATES
Copyright. 1850 by Associated Literary
Press)

Copyright. 1850 BY Associated Literary
Press.)
We'll, Crissy, what can do for
you?" asked the Judge OF his fair young
daughter, MS she stood In the doorway
Of his outer office.
You know" said Crissy, Gravely, 81
filed an application with you several
weeks ago for an increase in my dis.
bursement fund. called to see what
you had done with my claim"
The judges eyes twinkled. TIE
looked at his watch.
Il am sorry, but have n pressing
engagement. I'll turn your case over
to Charles" CHANGING at an adjoining
desk.
The brown, manly face flushed boy.
ishly rs he met the dancing eyes.
Il refuse to be turned over" said
Crissy, hippantly. Il applied to you
and shall await your pleasure 49, at
your dcsk-until you return"
Very we'll replied the judge. 81
leave you in possession"
When he had left the room the two
remaining inmates were conscious OF
the silence. The girl cast surrcptitious
side glanccs toward the young attor-
ney. but he kept doEgodly at work.
The first day that Charles Dumont
had entered the law firm as junior
partner he had seen a wonderful vision
IA lovely fair face with eyes Of
heavens own blue-hovcring near the
judges desk He was conscious, with
rush OF blood to his face. that his
heart no longer was his own Crissy
was too much OF a coquottc not to see
the effect she produced. and thereafter
she proceeded to make life miserable
for him.
one day she was gracious and
charming to him; the next she scarce
ly deigned him glance. lie stood the
treatment hcroically for awhile; then
he rebcllcd. Quietly and maufully he
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
ReadY with ExpIanatIon.

A rector Of Ethan once gave out
the words: who art ;hou?" and a.
he paused for moment an officer I'm
uniform, who had lust entered the
church, suddenly halted, and taking
the question as personal, promptly re-.
piled. Sir, am the rccutinE officer
OF the Sixteenth Foot, and having my
wife and daughter with me, should be-
glad TO make the acquaintance of the
clergy and gentry OF the ncighbur.
hood"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

told her Of his love and demanded her
hand and heart
But Crissys young heart was not
yet ripe for love, and she said him nay
merrily Then he accused her of being
flirt She resented the accusation
They had not been on speaking terms
for two days, and Grassy found the
silence almost embarrassing
Presently the door opened and an
old man far beyond the three score
and ten limit entered. His cheeks were
round and rosy and his eyes twinkled
good humorcdly.
SO the jedge amt in" he said, re-
gretfully.
Mr. Barney" began the young man.
your case"
Crissy saw a way now to make him
speak to her.
81 am filling the judges place this
morning, Mr. Barney" she said, sweet
ly. Us there anything | could do for
you?"
The young man Redeemed angrily.
but Che old man came forward, smil-
ing,
Bent you the jedge's daughter?
You look like him"
Thank you. Mr. Barney. Yes.
am his daughter If you will state
your case | will lay it before my ia.
Their"
well. you see, your pa has been try
ing to get me pension for quite a
spell, and, some way, 1t don't seem to
get through, and I'm getting on. If 1t
don't come pretty soon, "on't be here
to enjoy It,"
"Of course you want II now. I'll
make father push 1t right through"
Bless your kind heart" said the
old man, delightedly.
MIR. Barney" said Dumont. coming
forward dctcrmnedly, I'VE heard from
Washington this morning about your
case, and | am sorry to tell you that
Il has been rejected. There is miss
ing link in the evidence. Unless you
can supply this. the case Is hope
less"
The old mans round, apple.like face
seemed suddenly TO shrivel. Crissy
was divided between pity for him and
anger toward the young man for
checkmatlng her. A bright inspiration
came to her. a tiger.like spring of
her memory showed her how she could
help one and discomfort the other.
"Mr. Barney" she said, sweetlg. "if
Were you, wouldn't try to get my
sion through lawyers"
1Iow would you get TT" he asked,
kerIy.
I'd get 1t through by special act of
,%ongress."
m don't know our congressman from
~ district. and he wouldn't help an
fellow like me, anyhow"
Enybe not" said Crissy, "but
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

II Is n curious fact that no japanese
ever sleeps with his head to the north
The reason is that the dead in Japan
are always buried with their heads in
that direction Consequently in the
sleeping rooms of many Of the private
houses Of Japan, not to spcal; OF hotels
in larger cities diagram of the
points OF the compass IS conspicuously
posted on the ceiling for the iulorma
ton Of gucsts-Tho Sunday Magazine
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
The Last Hone.

"The court does not see the neces-
sity for according you time to speak
on behalf OF your client, since he has
formally confessed his guilt"
only a moment, your Honor" in.
sisted the lawyer. II only want to
call your attention to the fact that
my client is an awful liar"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
The poctor,s EauIt.

Judge am led to understand you
stole the watch of the doctor who
had Just written prescription for
you at the free dispensary What have
you to say to this charge?
Wei, your honor, found myself in
n desperate quandary, His prescrip.
ton said a spoonful every hour, and
had no timopicco."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
When the Sleennr Wakes.

John" she exclaimed. jabbing her
elbow into his ribs at 2:17 n. m, did
you look at the kitchen door," And
John, who is inner guard, and was
just then dreaming over last evening S
lodge meeting, sprang mp in bed. made
the proper sign. and responded:
Worthy ruler. our portals are guard
ed" oh, he hit the title right, even
II he was asleep.-United Presby'
terrain.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Mrs Boggs--I hate to have man
always complaining about some little
thing. Now, my husband is continu.
ally harping on the lace curtains.
Mrs. Woggs-Yes, and my husband
has been kicking on our front door
every morning a; three o'clock for the
last 20 years.--Puck.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
You Can Rely on Reslnol TO Do Its
Work Quickly and PerfectlY

Have been troubled with dry Ec.
zema for several months, and have
tried many different remedies, but
have gotten more relief ard better re.
suits with two applications of Ungt
Resinol than all other remedies. VIII
gladly recommend 1t whenever and
wherever can.
a. L. Hatch, d. d. S., Cleveland, Ohio
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

"KWliug says thar q woman is only
woman. but a good cigar is a
smoke.
wen, woman is travelling In the
right direction Haven't you noticed
her present panatnIa shapc?"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Hamlins Wizard Oil will knock the
spots off sore throat. It's use makes
tonsilitis, quinsy and diphtheria impossi.
bic. 1t is simply great for the relief OF
all pain, soreness and Inflammation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
The American Passion.

Knicker-What do you think Of the
airship in commerce?
Bocker-Fine; It will give n chance
for passing lot more laws.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

salesmen-Best Commission Offer
on Earth. New-all retallers-sam.
pies, coat pocket. Boston" Dept. c /,
Town City. Town.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

When man trades his money for
experience, it is difficult to con.
vince him that fair exchange is no
robbery.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Tho more talk it takes TO run things
the slower they move
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

There's a rich, satisfying quality in
Lewis Single Binder that is found in nc
other sc cigar.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

If you are ever beaten 1t will be by
your own self. Nobody else can beat
you.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Compliments should be thoroughly
Fletcherized before they are swal-
lowed.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

nr pirtco'E pleasant Pc go euro constipation
Constipation rs tNr cause o.. ,uuuy disease. turH
the cause nud you CuIu tho disease. Easy to take.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Some peoples morals are like their
best clothes-only worn on extraordin.
airy occasions
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

One mans hobby may be another
mans nightmare
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Lewis Single Binder gives the smoker
rich, melowtasting cigar, one that smokes
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

When some people talk It is a waste
of time 10 yawn.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Mrs. W.nnow'E Soothing Syrup.
For children tocthing, sufrnf the gurus reduces In
nAmmAtiOu, Ailays pain cures sind COLI 10 bottle
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

Gosslps multiply everything they
hear by two
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

The bravest dentist isn't anxious to
look into the jaws OF death.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

They dyer lives to dye, but not to
help the undertaken.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

TO CT RI 4 COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE W.uNO Ouiulnr Tablets
brurEl si> T"fuHd money IL 30 fails tu cure, l.. "
IRUN l. signature BIS uu each box DC,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30

WE MY HIDES, runs, PELTS, ETC.
Snip US or write for Free CataluE lJ2
Mcmillan Fur a. Wool Co.. st. Louis. Mo.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
uRrAK TIP THAT COUGH

with Aliens Lung Bnlsnm. the popular famil
remedy. IL cures wherp other remedies fail Al
dealers. &c, Cos, sl.0O bottles
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-12-30
HER HEAVY WORK.

Applicant-Wnl I be expected to do
all the heavy work, sir?
Mr. JIggs-Oh, no. My wife always
makes the biscuit,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-09-25
California Excursions
Via Oregon Short Line

Daily for tickets one way via Portland.
+ requent dates for other routes. See o.
:, l.. agents for further details M29.O?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-09-25

Frank Burns was under the
weather a few days this week.
N. r. Wallis and family of
Bingham are visiting relatives
|in town the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. II. Wallis.
Mrs. Bert Francis returned
Sunday evening from a pleasant
visit with relatives in Stone,
Idaho.
Miss Norma Anderson, who
has been quite i'll for the past
week, is able to be out again.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Hauck
and children of Montpelier,
Idaho, spent last Saturday and
Sunday in this city the guests
Of their daughter, Mrs. j. a.
Wixom.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-09-25
NOTICE.
United States Land Office,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
August pr. 1000

August rs. 1909,
To whom it may concern:
Notice is hereby given that the State of Utah
has filed in this Office lists of lands. selected by
the said State. under Section of the Act Of Con-
gress, approved July 16. 1894, as Indemnity School
lands viz: NW1-4 Sec. %, T. 10 NJ. r.. wv,
Serial No. 0447S.
Copies of said lists SO far they relate to said
tracts by descriptive subdivisions. have been
conspcuously posted in this Office for inspection
by any person interested and by the public gener-
ally. During the period Of publication Of this
notice. or any time thereafter. and before final
approval and certfcation, under departmental
regulations of April 25, 1907. protests con-
tests against the claim Of the State to any Of
the tracts or subdivisions hereinbefore described.
on the ground that the same is more valuable for
mineral than for agricultural purposes will be
ceived and noted for report to the General Land
| Office at Washington, ID. G. Failure 80 to protest
or contest, within the time specified, will be consi-
dered sufficient evidence of the non-mineral char
acter of the tracts and the selections thereof be-
ing otherwise free from objection. will be approx
| ed to the State.
ED. r. THOMPSON.
| sll-O9 Register.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-09-25

FOR SALE-Farm and City
property. See f. ID. yelling,
Garland, Utah. asst
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1909-11-04

ence in both. In Wisconsin, says
Mr.. Warner, the cooperative cream
cries employ men to gather up the
cream and they find that this pays for
the reason that no stale stuff comes to
the butter factories. The cream is
gathered every other day in the
winter and every day in the summer.
Thus nothing but high-grade butter
can possibly be the result, and this
butter fetches price in the eastern
markets Of two or three cents per
pound above that which the product
would bring we're all sorts and condi-
tions of cream used in it's manu-
facture. The difference in the price
obtained, says Mr.. Warner, pays the
salaries of the cream gatherers and
leaves little to spare. This system
would probably be worthy the con-
sideration of the board of directors of
the Princeton Cooperative creamery
There is no disputing the fact that
fresh cream makes the best butter,
but the average farmer does not haul
the product to the creamery until he
has a can full. Of course there are
exceptions.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1909-11-04

game, and serious, possibly fatal, in.
juries to three other players. Besides
this there were scores or even
hundreds of minor accidents and in.
juries the country over.
The most notable of the fatalities
was that of Cadet Eugene A. Byrne OF
Buffalo, N. Y, a fourth year man at
the United States military academy
at West Point, who died Sunday
morning.
Michael Burke, 81 years old, of
Shenandoah, Pa, died on Sunday
from injuries received in a football
game Saturday. Burke, who was a
member of the junior class of the
Medico-Chirurgical college, received
a blow on the head in attempting to
tackle one of the opposing players.
After the play he was found insensible
on the field and died without regain
ing consciousness.
Roy Spybuck, 10 years old, Indian
football player of the second, team OF
the Haskell Indian institute at Law
renee, Kan, died on Sunday night as
result of injuries in game at Buck.
ner, Mo-, Saturday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1909-11-04
Mrs. Edward kienitz Dead,

Mrs. Edward Kienitz died at her
home in the town of Bradford, Isanti
county, from the effects of blood
poisoning on Monday last, November
l. aged 81 years and Is days. The
infection is supposed to have resulted
from the coloring in a stocking which
she placed on a foot upon which she
had closely pared a corn.
Her maiden name was Elizabeth
Robbers and she was born at Evans
vile, Indiana, on October II, 1855.
In 1856 she moved, with her parents,
to St. Cloud, and on September 20,
1875, was married to Edward Kienitz
in the town of Bradford, where she
afterwards resided.
Funeral services were held at the
family residence yesterday afternoon
at clock and we're conducted by
Rev. Father Levings of St. Edward IS
Catholic church, Princeton. The in.
terment was in the Bradford Union
cemetery.
Mrs. Kienitz leaves husband and
six children, besides five stepchildren,
one Of the latter being John E.
Kienitz of the Cambridge Independent.
Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1909-11-04
DR.. D. A. McRae Married.

DR.. D. A. McRae of this village
was married at O'Clock on Saturday
afternoon, October 80, to Miss Lena
A. Frank at the home of Frank Goett-
che, Rice Lake, Wisconsin. Rev.
'Koons of Eau Claire, Wis, conducted
the marriage ceremony. Only the
immediate relatives of the bride and
groom were present at the wedding.
DR.. and Mrs. McRae departed upon
the same day for Duluth and other
places for short bridal tour and
arrived in Princeton yesterday, where
they were heartily welcomed. They
are at home in the upper part of Mrs.
C. 81. Rines' residence on First street.
During the DOCTORS absence from
Princeton the exterior of his Office
was beautifully decorated with hearts,
and legends, written with brush,
we're hung upon the walls.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1909-11-04
Norton Libel Case Arpned

On Tuesday the state supreme court
heard arguments in the case of the
State of Minnesota VS.. T. F. Norton,
who formerly published the Mile
Laos Pioneer at Onamia. Norton
was indicted for publishing an article
libeling K. II. Burrell, at that time
treasurer Of Mile Laos county, but
now of Beach, N. D. Defendant at
first pleaded not guilty but thereafter
demurred to the complaint and had
the case certified to the supreme court
to determine whether the article was
libelous per Sc. E. Z. Mcmillan rep
resented the state in the argument be-
fore the supreme court while Geo. W.
Stewart of st. Cloud represented
Norton.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1909-11-04
HO0DLUMS AT WORK
Hobbledehoys Go Out in Force and
Wantonly Destroy Property in
Village on Halloween.
Special Police Should be Employed
Upon Such Occasions to Arrest
ViOlatOrs of the Law.

The usual pranks were perpetrated
in Princeton on Saturday night and
in some instances they partook of the
nature of property destruction. It
must be expected that the boys-and
girls, too-will have their fun on
Halloween, but there is no excuse for
the destruction of property. There
was one instance in particular, that
OF Mrs. Samuel Clark, a poor old
lady who has to earn her living by
washing and doing other mental
work. A horde of hoodlums entered
her yard, overturned outhouses and
committed other depredations which
will cost her considerable sum to
place in order again. Many other
outbuildings in town we're also
smashed up by this gang of hood
lums.
The school house yard was filled
with buggies, wagons, road scrapers
and other things which the marauders
removed from the premises of people
about town, but this was in most
instances taken as a joke-no damage
was done to the property.
Every year on Halloween night
few special police should be engaged
and where property is destroyed-as
was the case on Saturday-the depre-
dators should be arrested and they or
their parents compelled to pay for the
damage incurred. It's high time that
Halloween were celebrated in
different manner.