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The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
CHILD ATE cUTIcURa.

spread Whole BOX OF 1t on Crackers
Not the Least Injury Resulted
Thus Proven Pure and Sweet
"A New York friend of Cuticura writes.
My three year old son and heir. after
being put to bed on a trip across the At
lantle, Investigated the stateroom and To-
Gated box of graham crackers and a box
OF Gutieura Ointment. When search was
ma. maae lor the boz, it was found empty and
The kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on the
crackers. 1t cured him Of a bad cold and
DON'T know what else"
NO more conclusive evidence could be
enered that every Ingredient. of Cut;cura
ointment is ABSOLUTELY pure, sweet md
harmless. If it may be safely eaten bv =
young child, none but the most benetic;si
results can be expected to attend its ami.
cation to even the tenderest skin or
Youngest infant. VI
Potter Drug & Chem Corp, Sole Prom.
II Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
China's Early Paper Money,

~ In many lines Of industry China
led the way among the nations in the
use Of paper currency in business
Since the fifteenth century, however,
no paper money has been issued In
the celestial empire. and it is due only
to Chlna's industrial and commercial
growth that the government has re.
Gently appointed a commission to in.
vestigate the matter.-From System.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

A young man was industrlously
wheeling a perambulator along the
pavement in front of his residence.
My dearI" came voice from an
upper window whats the matter?"
he shrieked back. And he went on
wheeling. An hour later the same
voice cam from the same window
George, dear!" well whats the
matter now" he shouted. This,
George dear-you've been wheeling
Lottie's doll all the afternoon! Let
baby have a turn now!"-Philadel
phia Inquirer.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
Camel Steaks s1.25 ! Pound.

The latest food delIcacy in Paris,
or at least what is claimed to he
a delicacy, is camel meat. Eight
camels, known to the butchers as
"meharis,' were recently received and
a number of them were sold for
eating.
The prices asked for the meat rang.
ed from S5 cents pound for inferior
pieces to $1.25 pound for the unde;-
cut and the hump The meat is said
to be as tough as gristly beef, blu.
the Partisan searches for sensations
in the food line as we'll as in eyerv.
thing else.-Popular Mechanics.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
A Hypothetical Knockout.


The attorney for the defense had
Just completed the reading of his by
pothetical question. He booked at the
clock. 1t had taken him one hour and
twenty-six minutes. He looked at the
witness.
"You have the question:" he said
The witness nodded.
And what Is your answer"
The witness wriggled uneasily.
II guess l didn't just catch tn drif'
Of It," he alphabetically remarked
won't you please read it again?"
And the presiding judge fell back
with hollow groan.-Cleveland Plair
Dealer.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
BOUND TO HAVE IT.

I'VE find the prisoner not guilty
by reason of insanity"
But the plea was not that of in
sanity" remarked the court.
That's just the point we made
rejoined the foreman. Eve decided
that any man who didn't have sense
enough to know that an insanity plea
was the proper caper must be crazy"
Ledger.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

-
minutes. They show
signs Of wear through
pain in the back and
irregular urination.
Doan's Kidney Pills
cure kidney ills in
old or young. Mrs.
Mary C. Phelps. 4
Spring St., Westfeld,
Mass, says:
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
THE FATAL FACTS.

THE FATAL FACIS.
"Do you not rejoice on the days
when your husband comes home with
his salary "
Not at ALL" answered Mrs. Stingy.
hub. ut simply means that ! must
resolve myself into collection agency
Tor the butcher, the grocer and tbs
iandlord. d-sWashington Herald.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
SO WHAT'S To RE noNn

SO WHAT'S TO BE DONE.
Mother reproving)-Don't you
know that you should never let a
man kiss you?
Daughter-But. mamma, it seems
SO Forward for a girl to do the kiss.
1ns-Boston Transcript
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
BOTH LOOKING FOR HIM.

The stranger advanced toward tn,
door, Mrs. OToole stood in the door.
way with a rough stick in he- left
hand, a frown on her brow.
GOOD morning" said the stranger
politely. I'm looking for Mr.
O'Toole."
Som t. said Mrs. o"Toole, shift.
rns her club over to her other hama
Magazine
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
Not a Retrospective Reader.

Not a Retrospective Reader.
Two Irishmen we're discussing this
various books they had read.
Have you read the Eternal City'~
Il have"
Have you read Marie Corelli's
works?" :.
IT have that"
Have you read Looking Back
wards'?"
How on airth could I do that?'-
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

from nervousness
andother annoying
symptoms, and l
can truly say that
LydiaE.P inkham's
We &c table Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and strength. l
never forget to tell
my friends what
rIioE
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Red Weak, Weary. natery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy,
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

MRS; Wlnsiows Soothing Syrup for Children
teethlng, seftens thegums, reduces in1amma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind colo. CSC a bottle
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
THE ,RRIrTE

What we want is more plain
speaking cried the suffragette ora
tor.
And not so many plain speakers"
said some unmanly brute in the
crowd.-Judy.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

To be considered eccentric all
woman has to do is to prefer comfort
to style.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
PRACTICAL.

"A young man has telegraphed me
that he has just welded my daugh-
ter Il hope he's a good, practical
man." "I guess he is. He wired me
collect. Louisville Courier-TournaI
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Piles Cured In 6 to ii Days.
Pszo Ointment II guaranteed to cure an,
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Prot rudina
Piles in 6 to Il days or money refunded. Soc
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
NOT NEEDED.

She: Come, dear, kiss my cheek
and make it up
He: I'll kiss it, but don't think
1t wants any more making up.'-Ans-
Wers.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
THE cAIwn

What caused the separation
"oh, he thought as much of him.
seif as she thought of herself and
as little OF her as she did of him..
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

In case of accident, cuts. wounds, burns,
scalds, sprains, bruises, ETC., nothing will
30 quickly take away all pain and soreness
as Hamlins Wizard Oil.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

POOR OLD DAD.
Father, we're going to give a
barn dance. The men are to wear
overalls and the girls Bingham
dresses. .
Well. for once you've hit on
something homely and sensible. -
SO glad you approve. Now / want
$50 to buy gingham dress with"
Houston Chronicle.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
AN ERROR.

Johnnie, how is it you Joined Sun
day school and then stopped coming
80 abruptly?'
Il fought twas nearder Christmas
when I Joined" Post.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

For Hicks, cAPUDrNr
whether from Colds. Heat, Stomach or
IT'S iiQuld-p.easant to take-acts immedI
aeely. Try 1t. I0c.. sc. and 50c, az drma
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
For coins Ont C,,,,

For COLDS and GRIP.
HICKS CAPUDINH Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishnessI
Inc Inc Cold and restores normal conditions. TIA
noulo-efects Immediately. IOc., CSC and
Soc. at drug stores ~'o "1u
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Mrs. J. M. Barrie, wife CT the au.
thor, is said to be one Of the most
expert motorists in Great Britain.
She owns three cars.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
GERMAN PLEASANTRY

GERMAN PLEASANTLY.
The Herr Lieutenant: Have you
read any Of the latest English nov
els?"
Fraulein Freda: mo; am trying
to lead a better life -Caricatureon
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

There are men who never bow to
the inevitable because they don't rec
ognize 1t when they see it.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Stamps up to the denomination 80
saoO have been issued by the govern.
ment of Victoria, Australia.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

II am past 90 years
old, and am to-day without sign of
kidney trouble, backache, pain in the
sides, ETC., which had bothered me.
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me SO that
kidney trouble has never returned"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N.
Tell a married man he doesn't look
it and he will be terribly fiattered.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

To have more OF Health and more Of Life,
take Garfield Tea! This Natural laxative
regulates liver, kidneys, stomach and bow
els, corrects constipation, purities the blood
and eradicates disease.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
W&6stuA;
Constipation

noybspsruangSAy ovexceme
BY proper pgsonaA eNuts wdN@eas
sas,ancsd Tie one NSsy bsneSlc.al
(asasMs esusAySysupe jlisssEt0Sr
.1Sennaw@sh enables INTERCHANGEABLE
habas aalys0taoa ossassaNss'o eahas
may be gradually dispensed with
when no longer needed. as the ossa@
remedies whsaveqawea oss @oss'st
ua,Mse. anauda 70 supPeoM @sNaMro.
Sans6ous, weashmns. aspsuA @-
maesly upon proper uour,shmsat,
proper Efforts. ond r3M,w'as Generally
6$a& beneficial dledaoh~nysb buy ths feu,MNe,
.sAsS~Aerosxe
CALIFORNIA
FIG SYRUP co.
SOLD BY AL LEADING DRUGGISTS
one SIZE ONLY REoulaa pRlcE sos PER BOTTLE
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
says Mrs. Chas. Barclay

Graniteville, vt. was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
THOSE MECHANICS,

THOSE MECHANICS.
Knicker: Lionel Clarence Mont
morenci Jones went to school this
morning."
Booker: "And Butch Jones came
home to lunch. "-New York Sun.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
piles Cured In

High ideals are often as unman-
q eeable as airshiDs.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Only One 5foYi6 Quinlne"
That is Laxative promo Quiaine.. Look
for the signature of e. W. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in Oae Day. 26c
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
POOR OLD DAB

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford.s
Sanitary Lotion Never fails At drur.;st.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
Silence isn't always golden. Some
times it is an admission of guilt.
OLD PEOPLES KIDNEYS

Often Need Helpful Stimulation.
The kidneys are the busiest organs
Of the body, filtering as they do all
L
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

At forty man may regret that he
married. At sixty, muses. the Paris
Figaro, a bachelor regrets bitterly
that he did not take a wife.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

One eminent scientist puts the maxi
mum age of the earth at 100000, 900
years; another at 15,0OO,O00. But
then, objects the Pittsburg Dispatch,
after you have passed the first hun
dred millions little matter of a.
900,0O0,OO0 more is not hard to swal-
low.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

There is good reason for urging leg
lslat1on to restrain the traffic in
cocaine, morphine and other Grazing
drugs, observes the Pittsburg Dis
patch. Many good people are OBJ
sessed by the idea that alcoholic bev-
erages should be prohibited, but they
fail to appreciate the much greater
harm of the drug habits.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

rs it any wonder that the Ameri-
can exporter so frequently fails asks
Mr.. Holt of the Tangier consulate
general, when he sends sewing ma
chimes to the other end of the world
with a rag wrapped around them, or
sends breakfast foods in a pasteboard
cartoon to the Red Sea?"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

The more indignant q man can get:
over the bad morals play would ex-
pose his family to, asserts the New
York Press, the more he will go to
it himself.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

The Government is appropriating
large sums for the testing of struc
tural material for the benefit of
builders and contractors. When will
it make endurance tests of textile
fabrics for the enlightenment Of
weary mothers? asks the Boston
Transcript.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

The reason girl wants to get mar.
ried and go away, suggests the New
York Press, is she could be happy at
home if she wasn't
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Mrs. Carrie Nation has been a dis.
appointment to the English nation.
The New York Herald learns that she
his distinctly failed to live up to her
reputation as a saloon smasher, ac-
quired by long and assiduous service
IN the United States. It is a good
commentary on her thirst for noto-
riety that she should be hopeless of
the English magistrates because she
was told by one of them that she
was wasting her time.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

A man will believe It's only his
hard luck even when he is going to
Jail for stealing. observes the New
York Press.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

The manufacture of paper out of
okra offers interesting possibilities,
and as far as we are concerned,
chirps the Atlanta Journal, that is
about the only thing that okra would
be good for.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
''"*s'*' - 80

Tomorrow, warns the Boston Post
Is the stone over which many a bust
ness man has stumbled.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Thinks the Toledo Blake: In view
of the high cost of living, this would
be good time to test the efficacy Of
getting up from the table hungry.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Testimony in the governments suit
against the American Sugar Refining
Company suggests to the New York
Press, that, with properly rugged set
of scales, rebates are superfuous.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Very often a bad man finds a loop
hole in good law, but the good man
seeking loophole in a bad law, con.
fesses the Philadelphia Ledger, gen.
orally "is up against it,
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10
CLAsslFIED ADvERTlsEMENTsj
LADY AGENTS. WANTEp.

WAMTED.-Lady agents In Gil parts of the
~ United States to advertise and sail
mission. Address. 'oou eotn-
BLACK Crow STocKEs Co. Newton y r
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1909-04-10

Just because fools and children
speak the truth is no reason why
they should nonopolize the CONVEX
sation.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07

you walk out. The band is playing,
the promenade crowded. Here you
may see the crowned heads, million
aires, great singers and all the other
celebrities who frequent Marienbad.
There is popularity of the place
that will quickly strike you-the stout
ness of many of the visitors. AS the
Baron Won Seidspitz, himself a man
of girth, remarked to an English
friend. "There are many thick people
in Marienbad."
Hunger by this time probably pos
sesses you for it is s o'clock, but do
not expect a hearty breakfast Crisp
rolls or toast and fragrant coffee will
be enough, served in the open air. To
a favored few an egg or n small plate
of cold meat Is permitted.
Curious morning tasks are prescribed
for some of the patients. Mr.. ", for
instance, is ordered piping hot mud
bath, while Mr.. u. follows the terrain
cure This consists in walking an in
creased distance each day. so as grad
ually to strengthen the organs of which
the functions are impaired. Most peo-
pie, however spend their time in read
Ing, writing or lounging.
The welcome call TO dinner draws
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
Can't Be Cut OF with a Shilling.

French parents (or, at all events,
those with more than . shillfhgs to
dispose Of by wilD are precluded from
the qualification of cutting mutinous
child Off with shilling. A reserve Is
established by law which no iestator
can bequeath away from his offspring.
A Frenchman with one child can dis.
pose of half his property according to
his pleasure; the other half must in.
evltably pass to the child. Those with
two children can dispose of only one.
third Of their property, those with three
chklren of one-fourth, and so on nc.
cording to the size of the family.
Stern parents occasionally seek to
evade the law by subterfuge, but the
disposal of property in France is
hedged round with so many restrlc
tions that family black sheep are rare.
ly mulcted of their legal Inheritance
London Mail.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07

all together about ] o'clock. Again
the fare Is simple, the motto being,
"Nothing very sour, nothing very
sweet, nothing very salt, nothing very
fat" Even the restaurants are not
allowed TO provide dishes HARMFUL TO
the "cure." SO you make yourself
content with fish, roast meat on chick
en-. green vegetables and steweG fruit,
and, as for drink, water, diluted claret
or Pllsener beer must suffice. Woe
TO him whose choice strays TO made
dishes, pastry, cheese or spirits, for
these he must abjure as long as he
stays a ."arienbad.
To rest awhile without taking "for.
ty winks" Is the patients next prob,
lem, and when he has worked through
it he will probably stroll along to n
concert or make an excursion among
the delightful pine clad hills that In.
close the Marienbad 'vplley.
When evening approaches the gar
dens and promenade I'LL with people
They sit about at small tables and
sip their coffee while listening to the
band.
Your last meal is light supper al
o'clock, and by 0 you should be IN
hpd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07

she Is embroidering a fine pincushion.
1 see. Well, she could get along with
out that, / think, but what about her
hooks and eyes, which are all missing.
and the buttons on her dress, which
hang by one thread? She can't get
along without them, can she? But. as
1t Is, she feels she has no time to sew
them because she is doing one polka
dot at time with exquisite pains on
that lovely cushion cover, which she
Will presently lay aside in camphor
and forget all about.
Then that woman over there, bend
ing over that piece of bright pink
crochet work-do you notice her mar
row shoulders and her yellow skin?
She is dying for a little fresh air;
that Is what is the matter with her
She sits stopped all day-getting the
seeds of consumption a great deal
quicker than she is getting babys
afghan done. and, by the bye. be trine
sorry for the baby she is going to give
1t to. There are germs in that wool
worked by unhealthy fingers.
Then there is the lady who has oily.
hair'that needs to be washed.
and she is hard at work on a dainty
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
His Answer.

They were all talking north pole and
talking It fast--all except the little
man In the corner.
They talked II like experts, with fire.
auent references to wind and tenn
perature. and they were on the most
familiar terms with latitude and longi-
tude.
Presently the biggest man In the
party made his voice heard above the
din.
II tell you, men," he roared, that
this north pole discovery Is the big
gest thing that ever happened!'
Then the quiet little man reused up.
"But what's the good of 1t all?' he
mildly asked.
They turned and glared at him.
There was a moments dramatic ST.
lence. Then they rushed upon the in
quisitive little wretch and beat him up
and tossed him about and flung him
into outer darkness.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
THE MARlENBAD WORLD.
Taking the Cure at the Salt Sprinea
Of Bohemia.


Of Bohemia.
When you are at Marienbad the first
sound you hear Is tap, tap, tap, ut your
bedroom door.
Half past ,! Time to get up"
"All right" you growl in reply, rail-
ing while you slowly get out of bed
against the absurd tyranny of medic
inal waters that insist on being taken
so early in the day.
Sallying forth, you find the Marlen-
bad world already astir Water drink
ers are conyerging from all sides to
the spring. Each one on arrival pro
vides himself with glass and goes
forward to receive his daily dose. You
Join the waiting file. Soon it is your
turn, aud the attendant maiden for n
modest coin fills you a bumper. You
take 1t aside and eye it keenly, hold
ing It to the light. Then, surreptitious-
ly shifting, you taste it cautiously. The
flavor, 1t appears, is not unpleasant
You are rcassured, and, assuming q
resigned air. you drain the glass.
Flnteh hv this nroOf Of your con ge
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
COBB SELLS HIS HlTMAktR
Bat Of Champion sIusser Brings $50
at Cranes Benefit.

New York. Oct. For the benefit
OF Sam Crane, veteran baseball
player and newspaper writer, the
New York and Detroit American
league teams played an exhibition
game at American league Nark, and
the American league champions, with
Joe McGinnity pitching, won by
score Of s to 4. Christy Mathewson
OF the local New York Nationals
pitched three innings for the local
American league club, and probably
would have blanked the champions
had his support been perfect. The
receipts OF the game amounted to
nearly $1,000. A ball pitched by
Mathewson and autographed by him
was sold at auction for s275. while
the bat with which Cobb of Detroit
made most of his hits this season
brought $50. Score by innings.
r. II. Il.
Detroit .......2O0o 2-s 10 I
New York ....Oo2 900 90 IA IL
Batteries McGinnity and Stanage and
Casey; Mathewson, Lake and Farrell and
Blair.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
Out of Date Now.

Tommy. you have written this SEN
tence, The pen is mightier than the
sword and II Is incorrect. How
should It be changedT'
"Pcn ought TO be changed TO type
writer, ma'am."-Chlcago Tribune.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
Women Who Do
Fancy Work
MOST OF THEM CANNOT AZ
FORD 1T.

WHEN you see a lot of women sit
ting on a porch embroidering, you
may lie sure that two-thirds OF them
are not able to afford II.
There are more crimes committed In
the name of embroidery than in any
other pursuit. amusement or occupa-
ton that could be raraed without go
ing rather Geep into the annals Of
wickedness.
For instance look at that nearslght-
ed woman doing o fine seed stitch on
that rose petal. The rose petal will
outlast her eyes. IN thinking, and ocu-
lists are certaini9 more expensive than
ready made waisIs, even hand en-
broidered ones.
Then ,aat badly dressed woman over
these, whose CLONES miss connection
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07

Ine EormaI length of the cure" is
four weeks. 1t Is said. however, that
Americans. with characteristic energy
have been known to compress 1t into
something like half that tlme.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-07
The Next Best.

Hubby, | haven't had new dress
for month"
Times are slow for me, my dear.
Better 90 in FOR literature and pretend
TO be superior to the fashions."-Kan'
sas City journal.