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The bee., 1909-06-10

q. r.. Kluger, the Jeweler, 1860
Virginia Ave, Indianapolis, Ind,
writes: II was o weak from kid
ney trouble that could hardly walk
hundred feet. Four bottles of
FOley's Kidney Remedy cleared my
complexion, cured my backacke and
the irregularities disappeared, and
/ can now attend to business every
day, and recommend Foley's KID
ney to all sufferers, as IL cured me
after the doctors and other rene
dies had failed" Foley's Kidney
Remedy will cure any case of kid
ney or bladder disease that is not
beyond the reach of medicine.
Sold by St. Bernard drug store ,
Incorporated,
The bee., 1909-06-10

Ny dear young wife 80 soundly sleeps.
! cannot make her hear;
Although I shout ITS breakfast timel"
And talk right In her ear,
She only pulls the covers up,
And signs. and that Is all;
But when the telephone Is heard,
She slips right down the halll
OF course I know she needs the rest,
She has so many cares;
She slept right through the racket oncu,
When baby fell downstairs.
She only pulled the pillow down,
And sighed. and that was all;
But when the postman rang the bell.
She skipped right down the halli
For that IL human natures way
And we are all inclined
To sleep right through unpleasant things
And get them of our mind.
We only look the other way
And wink, and that is all;
But when a pleasant sound Is heard,
We skip right down the hall
--Judga
The bee., 1909-06-10

Those attractive women who are
lovelylin face, form and temper are
the envy of many who might be like
them, A weak, sickly woman Will
be nervous and irritable. COnstipa-
tlon or Kidney poison show in pim-
Piles, blOtches skin eruptions and a
wretched complexion. For all such,
Electric Bitors work wonders. They
regulate Stomach, Liver and Kid
neys, purify the blood give strong
nerves, bright eyes. pure breath,
smoth, velvety skin, lovely COM
plexiOn. Many charming women
owe their health aud beauty to
them.
Only soc. at ali leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Chronic Constipation Cured.

One who suffers from chronic con-
stipatiOn is in danger of many seri-
GUS ailmnets. OrinO Laxative Fruit
Syrup cures chronic constipation as
1t aids indigestion and stimulates
the liver and bowels, restoring the
natural action of these organs.
Commence taking 1t today and you
will feel better at once. Orino Lax
alive Fruit Syrup does not nauseate
or grippe and is very pleasant 30 take.
Refuse substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated. drug department.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Not always Is the parcels post In
England a thing Of delight Hunters
who shoot woodcock and quail and
fishermen who have a successful day
send the trophies Of their sport to
friends at remote points on the little
island called Great Britain by parcels
post In the holiday season, when
there is the vast mass before II can
be delivered, and there is a rush Of
garbage men and garbage wagons to
clean II out.-New York Press.
The bee., 1909-06-10
AThrilling Rescue.

How Bert r. Lean, of Cheny,
Wash, was saved from q frightful
death is a story to thrill the world,
"a hard cold" he writes, drought
on . desperate lung trouble that BAT;
fed an expert doctor here. Then /
paid $40 to $15 q visit visit to lung
specialist In Spokane who did not
help me. Then 1 went to California,
but without benefit. At last I used
DR.. Kings New Discovery. which
completely cured me and now / am
as we'll as exer." For Lung Trouble
Bonchitls, Coughs and Colds, Asth-
ma, Group and Whooplng Cough 1T
is supreme. soc and 81. Trial bottle
free.
Guaranteed by all leading drug
gists.
The bee., 1909-06-10

We have never heard of single
instance Of cold resulting in pneu-
monia or other lung trouble when
Foley's Honey and Tar has be en-
taken. It not only stops the cough
but heals aud strengthens the lungs.
Ask for Foley's Honey and Tar and
substitute offered. DR.. @. j. Bishop
OF Agnew, Mich. writes: II have
used Foley's Honey and Tar in three
very severe cases of pneumonia
with good results in every case"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
incorporated, drug department,
The bee., 1909-06-10
A Thousand Dollars worth of Good.

A. II. Thurnes, we'll known coal
operator, Of Buffalo, o., writes; II
have been afflicted with kidney and
bladder trouble for years, passing
gravel and stones with excruciating
pain. I got no relief from medicine
until i began taking Foley's kidney
cure, then the result was surprising.
A few doses started the brick dust
like fine stones and now 1 have no
pain across my kidneys aud feel
like a new man. It has done me
1000 worth of good"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Boys Essay on ,Posann.

There's this TO say OF the pos
sum-" writes Georgia youngstsr
he amt no bear, cause he's always
GRIMM like he was in a good humor
with everybody. It's Just as IL, when
you toll him you was goin' to kill
him, an cook him, an eat him for
dinner he looked on 1t as a good
toke-just took 1t for a laughin' mat
ter. / don't know whether he is Just
good-natured, or was born grinnin'!"
Atlanta Constitution.
The bee., 1909-06-10
what Did He Msani

He-You remember the moonlit
night, rs years ago. when pro-
posed?
She-Yes, indeed.
He-We sat there for more than
an hour and you never opened your
lips.
She-Yes, dear.
He-That was the happiest hour OF
my life.-Cleveland Leader.
The bee., 1909-06-10
rhe 7RasealIa haed eksf..

There was once a man arrcAted on
suspicion Of a generally fraudulent
life. On him was found a map OF Eng.
land, and certain OF the towns wers
marked with the initials T. w. X. The
detectives who traced his career OF de.
ception from town to town took quite
a long time to discover that those let.
ters were a personal warning, ana
stood for TOO Well Known"
The bee., 1909-06-10

For indigestion and all stomach
troubles take Foley's OrIno Laxa-
tive as it stimulates the stomach
aud liver and regulate the bowels
and will positively cure habItual
constipation. Foley's Orino Lax
alive cures sick headache and bill
BUSINESS and on account of ITS mild
action and pleasant taste is espe-
cially recommended for women and
children.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Land and Nautical Miles.

In considering the speed of steam.
ship, It must be remembered that a
knot, or nautical mile, is a very diff
ferent thing from a land mile. A
mile Is $3.50 feet, while a knot Is
$3.50 feet and a fraction. Therefore.
when a vessel makes 23.05 knots an
hour. she passes over very nearly 81
land miles. Tsr-''
The bee., 1909-06-10
State Of Ohio, City Of Toledo, ..
Iucae CounfV ~

State Of Ohio, City Of Toledo,
Lucas County.
Frank ], Cheney makes oath that he is senior
partner OF the firm Of r. ]. Cheney Co doing
businass in the city Of Toledo, Comfy and State
aforesaid, and that said arm will pay the sum Of
One HUNDRED Dollars for each and every case Of
catarrh that cannot be cored by the use of Halls
catarrh Cure. FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence this 9th day Of December. A. ID. 1906.
e. A. w. GLEASON
'SSN1J Notary Public.
Halls catarSh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surface Of
the system, Send for testimonials free.
r. j. Cheney Co., Toledo, o.
Sold BY all Druggists, 7sc.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The bee., 1909-06-10
AYital Point.

The most delicate part OF baby
is it's bowels. Every ailment that 1t
suffers with attacks the bowels also
endangering in NEST cases the life of
the infant. McGee's Baby Elixir
cures diarrhoea, dysentery and all
arrangements Of the stomach or
bowels.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-10
FsIth, Hone and Charity.

Take three strong points in your re-
IigioR TO heart-the doctrinal rules do
not matter 90 much If you hold fast
to these--nameiy, faith. hope and char
fly. Whatever your failings and back
slidings, II you have faith and hope
that right win win and charity toward
other sinners. you will see your waa
clear to better future
The bee., 1909-06-10

The public would be well advised u
abandon the fallacious notion that the
Wilderness OF bread is a mark Of Ia
quality. The destruction OF the nat
ural color Of -four by bleaching agents
synchronizes with the destruction Of
its attractive flavor. Such tamperlna
with the "staff of life" should be mad,
illegal-London Lancet.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Ne one has over made a salve,
ointment, lotion on balm to compare
with Buck1en's Arnica Salve. It's
the one perfect healer Of Cuts,
COrns, Burns, Bruises, 5calds, .Boils,
Ulcers. Eczema. Salt Rheum, For
Sore Eyes, Cold Sores, Chapped
Hands it's supreme. lnfallibe for
Piles.
25c. at all leading druggists, v
The bee., 1909-06-10
BsautIfyI

The city beautiful movement should
appeal to every householder in this
community. A very little work ana
very little expense on the part OF each
citizen would work wonders in the i'm.
provement OF the city and everybody
would share the benefts:-Birminghami
News.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Taklna Mo- chaneap.

Borely-I got rather cool reception
when called at the Smiths last night
but they warmed up finally. Why.
when was leaving, the whole family
came to the door with mel
Griggs-That was because some one
took three umbrellas out OF their hall
rack a few evenings ago.-Judge.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Trouble Makers ousted.

When a sufferer from stomach
trouble takes DR.. Kings New Life
Pills he's mighty glad to see his
Dyspepsia and Indigestion fly, but
mere he's tickled over his new, fine
appetite, strong nerves healthy Wig
or, all become stomach, liver and
kidneys now work right.
25c at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Colds that hang on the weaken
the constitution and develop into
consumption. Foley's Honey and
Tar cures persistent coughs that re-
fuse to yield To other treatment. Do
not experiment with untried renee
dies as delay may result In your cold
settling on your lungs.
Sold by St. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-10
You Never Can Tell

Just exactly the cause OF your rheu-
matim. but you know you have It.
Dou know that Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment will cure it2-relieves the plan
reduces the swelling and lImbers
the joints and muscles so that you
will be as active and well as you
ever were. Price 35c, SOC and $1.00
{ Sold by St. Bernard Drag Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Poor MIX

is often thought to be responsible
for an infants loss in weight or
general poor health. The cause us
ually Is that the child has worms.
They get the nourishment In the
food and the baby starves. actually
starves. Whites Cream Vermifuge
expels the worms and nourishes the
child, sure and safe. Price % cents.
. Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-10
An Extraordlnarv Aotor.

Il can't understand why you should
refer to Rantingham as an extraor-
binary actor. saw him last night,
and he seemed to me to possess very
little real ability"
1T is not his ability that makes him
extraordinary. The fact is that he
has never been sued for divorce nor
gone into bankruptcy. Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The bee., 1909-06-10
A Kansas Blizzard.

A favorite story in western Kansas
years ago related how steadily the
wind blew; a farmer said that tha
wind blew sheaf Of oats against his
barn door, and kept 1t there threa
days.-Atchison Globe.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Artificial eyes we're first made use of
by the EgyptianS; they were OF gold
and silver and subsequently OF cop
per and ivory. Hundreds Of years
later, IN the sixteenth century, when
they were made In Europe. porcelain
was the substance used. and the ma
ker usually stamped his address on
the white Of the eye
The bee., 1909-06-10
Vegetables Neul=esed

Broccoli and caullnowers came from
Cyprus In the seventeenth century.
and the potato. brought to England by
Sir Walter Raleigh about 1884, was
not In general use until 1853. when the
royal society directed attention to It
and recommended fits cultivation.
The bee., 1909-06-10
me Bir Head

is of two kinds-conceit and the big
head that comes from sick head
ache. Does your head ever feel like
a gourd and your brain feel loose
and sOre2 You can cure 1t In no
time by acting by on your liver with
Billiards. Herbine. Isn't it wertn
trying for the absolute and certain
relief you'll get?
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-10

A dog went mad at the sight OF q
fashionable hat and bit the woman
who wore IT, This is going It rather
strong, but some way or other we
have a lot Of sympathy for that dog
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Not tha ImanInarx Kind.

Crimsonbeak-I see, according to
Pennsylvania state zoologist. snakes
are farmers friends.
Yeast-Well, don't make any mis-
take; he means the kind that the
farmer actually sees.-Yonkers States
man.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Do Not suIit n with an Az

To split an infinitive is not a mortal
onense, but the Columbia State split
one in a two column headline in 49,
point type. No one is j..::5=ss;;fied in
torpedoing an nfinitive.-C Charleston
News and Courier.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Youngest vIce-Presldert.

John C. Breckenridge was the young.
est vice-president the country ever
had. He was elected on the ticket
with Buchanan when he was SO. He
had been elected a member Of con-
gress at 30.-Sunday Magazine.
The bee., 1909-06-10
EverythIno HeIps.

d. DIDO you believe In First Aid
10 the Injured?
M. D.-Certainly II makes the
case more complicated for the ply
slcian When be arrives.--Life.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Special Announcement Regarding the
National Pure Food and
Drug Law

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure FOOD and
Drug Law as it contaies no opiates
or other harmful drugs, and we rec
Ommend IL as q safe remedy for
children and adults.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee., 1909-06-10
sonubIrds Used for Food

A single dealer in Madrid sells an.
nually 10000 larks, finches and other
small birds for food, and the total
number thus consumed is estimated at
a million in that city alone.
The bee., 1909-06-10
What1

She-They say a man is generally
heaviest in his fortieth year. wonder
II that rule applies to womanI
He-Oh. well, a woman never gets
az heavy as that-Yonkers States
man.
The bee., 1909-06-10

cdr Thomas Electric Oil is the best remedy
for that often fatal diserse-croup. Has been
used with success in our family for eight years.
Mrs. L. whiteacre, Buffalo, N. Y.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Mere Humans.

A Wilkesbarre magistrate has de-
oided that COW has precedence over
an automobile and does not have TO
wear red lantern on her tail when
standing In the road o nights medi-
tatively chewing her eud Human be-
tngs apparently must take their
chances
The bee., 1909-06-10

II had been raining steadily. ana
the four-year-old had resigned himself
70 looking out the window. Suddenly
out came the sun. WELL" exclaimed
he. there's the sum- Isn't God
caution 1.-THE Delineator.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Heavy, impure bloed makes muddy pimPlY
complexion, headaches, nausea, indigestion.
Thin blood makes you weak, pale, sickly. Bur
dock Blood Bitters makes the blood rich, red,
pure-restore perfect health,
The bee., 1909-06-10
saId.Headed and uaIy Men Exemp.

baIu-F1eaued and Ugly Men Exempt
A notice has been issued by the
French army authorities stating that
In future bald-headed men will be con-
sidered unfit for military service, as
well as those who are so ugly that
their ugliness may be cause OF ter
ror to those who see them. SHUTTER
ers will also be exempt.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Two Souls That Button az One.

Little Maud shouldn't think any
one would want to marry a preacher
Mother-Why not. dear?
Little Maud - Well, there's enough
fuss when just one person in the
house buttons up the back. Il must
be awful when there are two.-Life.
The bee., 1909-06-10
VIVA. He Could Do.

Kind Lady-Do you want work.
Loafer (cautiously)-What kind Of
work?
Kind Lady-Can you do anything
with a shovel?
Loafer-I could fry piece OF am
on It.
The bee., 1909-06-10
A Waste Of Time.

Most men fool away so much valu-
able time trying to be like somebody
else that they have no chance to
amount to anything as themselves.
The bee., 1909-06-10

New York's Consumption Of Eggs.
Eggs consumed in New York city
last year required 1O,2Ss cars to haul
them, which means that the supply
was sufficient to give 30 dozen to
each inhabitant.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Uncle Ezra sav,.

It's a good idee to lay up treas.
ures in heaven. but at the same time
don't furgit the rainy-day possibility
on the earth"
The bee., 1909-06-10
Not sure L Was SMOKING.

Bill-Did smoking ever make you
sick?
Jill-Well. / don't know You see.
the first time l smoked i was on an
ocean steamer.-Yonkers Statesman.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Gets What he Wants.

The man who would rather be right
than be president generally has his
preference gratified. = Philadelphia
Record.
The bee., 1909-06-10

For mild, easy action Of the bowels. single
dose Of Do.ns P~ss.-a Is eaough Treatment
cures hsbitual constipation. IS cents BOZ.
AK yon druggist for thsm.
The bee., 1909-06-10
No Chance.

"Well, what is 1t now7"
PA, when grow up, how will
keep from marrying the wrong wom-
am"
You won't"
The bee., 1909-06-10

If Not One Thing II Is Another.
The ideal man does not exist; per-
haps one who has fine liver has a
bunion, and in the most of US there is
a screw loose somewhere.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Evervhodv known One.

maa who has never had a cold
das 10 idea how many good cures
,tcre are in the world for It.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Stops itching instantly. Cures piles. eczema
salt rheum. letter, itch, hives, herpes, seabies-
Deans Ointment. Al any drug store.
The bee., 1909-06-10
London's Fad

London Bridge is breaking down."
The children sing with glee.
But when 1 went to London town,
The London bridge" broke me.
New York Herald.
The bee., 1909-06-10

Time OF arrival of trains passing
thrdngh and departure OF trains
originating at darlington.
Effective Sunday, May A, 1909.
The bee., 1909-06-10
Therein Is HIs Power

Man Is but a reed. the weakest in
nature. but he Is a thinking reed
Pascal
The bee., 1909-06-10
Turns Out Needles in Millions.

A needle factory in Reddisohh, Wor.
cestershlre, England, makes 10000, 900
needles every week.
The bee., 1909-06-10

SOUTH BOUND
New Oliver No. 5
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

Known in Typewriter Selling.
n The wonde rfu
M al new model Oliver
JAN~wxl No. 8, has taken
9.4sks, ao the market by
~ ~ storm.
- - @. !, i-sssqTE It's reception by
az the public has ex-
go - ceeded in enthusi-
--ai=D asm anything we
had dared to anticipate.
Employers and stenoRraphers
alike have welcomed IL as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need OF the hour.
The cry is for Speed Speed
Speed land the oliver responds.
The demand for Durability IS hll-
ed by the sturdy, steel-clad Oliver.
To o call for a writing machine
that will do many things and do each
Of them equally well, the oliver
answers with its unexampled versa
tilIty.
Its visible writing saves the
strain on eye and brain.
Its legibility lends beauty to Its
work. The letters that.bear the Oh
liver imprint are the letters that seen
60 speak.
oliver No. 8 fairly bristles with
new and exclusive time-and-savtng
features. We have space TO mention
only s few CO .hs more importat ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
Balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
Lime Ruling Device IL fine for
tabulated work.
Double Release doubles conve-
nience.
--Non-VibratIng Base insures
stability. Yet with all OF those adj
ded Improvements, we have still
further simplified the Oliver-by
fusing brains with metal.
Oliver NO. 3 Is a dream come true.
the dream OF Thomas Oliver crys-
tallized into this wonderful mech
anlBm Of shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement. OF
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest oliver agent for q
Free Demonstration Of Oivor No. 5.
Or send fer The Oliver BoOk-yours
for a postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The Oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee., 1909-06-10

The wonde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
It's reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded in enthusi-
The daily sentinel., 1909-04-20
Van Horns. Sci Main.
Drugs, 551 Main.

Have 10-acres in the Pomona Park
district at a bargain. 1t will pay you
to investigate this.-Ollie f. Bannis-
ter. 424 Main-st.
The daily sentinel., 1909-04-20

, Samuel G. Smith, for the past
thirteen years a resident of Grand
Junction and for the past six years
one of the most trusted. responsible
and efficient employees of the Grand
Junction Fruit Growers association
has resigned his position with the
association to accept the management
of the Caldwell Fruit Growers and
Producers association of Caldwell,
Idaho. Mr.. Smith and his family will
probably leave next week for Cald-
well to take up their residence. Mr..
Smith is now closing up his local
business affairs and will dispose of
| his residential property on Rood ave-
| nue. a few weeks ago Mr.. Smith
! made trip through Idaho and while
at Caldwell was Offered the manage
ment of the splendidly organized and
prosperous fruit and producers asso-
citation of that city. So well pleased
was Mr.. Smith with Caldwell, and
the country surrounding. that he de-
cided to accept the offer. The Cald-
well section is one of the richest and
most promising in the northwest and
the conditions are excellent for il
becoming a rich and extensive fruit
growing district. Mr.. Smith is very
enthusiastic over the Caldwell coun-
try. The local fruit growers asso-
citation reluctantly accepts the resig
nation of Mr.. Smith. It will not be
an easy matter to fill his place. |
There are a great army of friends
who will deeply regret the departure
of Mr.. Smith and his family but who
will wish them all possible prosperity
and happiness in their new home. |
Mr.. Smith is splendidly qualified to
fill with success and credit the posi- !
tion that has been rendered him.
Mrs. Allan Mcclure, wife of the
well known G. A. r. veteran, received
very grave injury by stepping upon
a rusty nail day or SO ago. She |
did not notify doctor at once, and
consequently the accident is apt to
result in blood poisoning. At any
rate. she will be unable to use the
injured member for many days. Her
friends hope that no dangerous de-
velopments will ensue
If you would like to exchange |
your fruit ranch for a good hard |
ware business in North Dakota. see |
the Coe Investment Company.
Now about that single or double
harness. let US see Fred Mantey.
Drugs. 551 Main.
All kinds of tin and sheet metal |
work done promptly and carefully at |
reasonable prices.-Grand Junction |
Cornice & Heating Company, 724 |
Main. Phone Junction 2Ss.
Van Horns. 55l Main.
Now is the time TO take a drive /
into the country. Get your rig at .
the Barton 6 Terrill stables, Filth |
and Colorado
When you have furniture to move, |
cali up the Blue Barn. Junction 22S. |
Drugs. 551 Main.