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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20
THE DOCTORS QUESTION
Advice Against the Use of Harsh
Purgativcs and Physics.

A doctors first question when COM
suited by patient is, ARE your bow
els regular2" He knows that ninety
eight per cent of illness is attended
with ipactive bowels and torpid liver.
This condition polsons the system
with obnoxious gases and waste mat
ter which naturally accumulates and
which must be removed through the
bowels before health can be restored.
Salts, ordinary pills and cathartlcs
may be truly iikened to dynamite.
Through their harsh. irritating action
they force passage through the bow
elseIs, causing pain and damage to
the delicate Intestinal structure which
wcakens the whole system. and ut
best only produces temporary relief.
The repeated use of such treatments
cause chronic irritation OF the s:om-
ach and bowels. hardens their tissues,
deadens their nerves, stlffens their
muscles and generally brings about
an Injurious habit which sometimes
has fatal results.
We have a positive, pleasant and
safe remedy for constipation and
bowel disorders in general. We are
so certain of Its great curative value
that we promise to return the pur-
chaser's money in every case when II
falls to produce entire satisfaction. This
remedy is called RexaIl orderlies. We
urge you try them at our entire
risk.
Rexall orderlies are very pleasant
to take. they act quickly and have
u soothing, strengthening. healing
influence on the entire intestinal tract.
They do not purge. grlpe, cause nau-
sea. iiatulence, excessive Iooseness
diarrhoea or other annoying effcct,
and they may be taken at any time
without any Inconvenience.
Rexall orderlics overcome the drug
ging habit and cure constipation and
all similar ailments. whether acute or
chronic. They are especially good for
children. weak persons or old folks.
Price, SO tablets. csc, and ls tablets,
Toe. For sale by sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

s Z 8
eonpnlents IN dbe e6naing more ms
censed eseT'y dis. on SUNDAY: NoveIn-
Der 5, the day before me killing, the
following editorial Appeared in the
Tsnnessean:
Across the Muddy cliasm.r
I'VE trust there VIII be no I'M
seefiply rlbaldry on the part Of the
base vulgar concerning the happy re-
union OF long sundered hearts which
was Accomplished In the joyous recon!
eilIation Of His Excellency, Hon. M.
r. Patterson. and His ex-Excellsheis
Hon. John Isaac Cox. All honor 10
that noble spirit, Major Duncan
Brown Cooper. who wrought this
happy re-union OF congenIal and eon-
fIuxible spirits separated BY eyil fates
although born for each other. AN
honor TO Major Duncan and may the
blessing Of the Peacemaket be upon
him. May he be heir to an the beat
ltudes, and especially to the bless
ing reserved for those who hunger
and thirst after righteousness. s And
there goes also a blessing to His sEx-
ceilency-for as he has been merciful
to Cox, SO shall he obtain mercy.
But the choicest blessings as Is
right ana proper, are for Governor
Cox himself. For If there be any
reward for meekness, and. any for en-
during persecution for righteousness
sake. he si,an inherit the earth and
his IS the Kingdom Of heaven. Yet
such Is the meekness Of his spirit that
we doubt not that. Governor Cox
would be entirely eomforted with the
meek mans reward.
III we pause here briefly to review
tho unhappy differences that haze
armed these valiant souls against each
other. II is for no purpose of renew
Ing the strife, but rather of empha-
sizing by contrast the felicity Of the
present situation. 1t will serve also.
to bring out in bold relief the graz
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20
FOR sALE-Housc Of three large

FOR sALE-Housc of three large
rooms. hall, pantry. and clothes
presses, large lot 6Sx135 feet. some.
fruit trees In bearing, only few
steps from street car line. Any
person desiring home or good
property to rent viii find this a
splendid Investment. Call at 54s
Buckhannon street, Broad Oaks,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

wANTED-By young man with n
good eduation and not afraid TO
work. a position as business helper
or any kind OF clerical work. A
No. reference. Address II. d.
w. Lewis. w. va.
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FOR RENT have six room fur
nished house to rent to desirable
family at Mountain Lake Park, Nd.
This property is also for SALE
James Ryan, Real Estate and In
surance, AS w. Pike street
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Miss FlavIlle Percy. Of cnmber.
'a"d' Nd, Is the CUES, of Miss Jeu-
nile Wilson on Carr Avenue.
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FOR RENT-several nicely furnish
cd rooms fr gentlemen only. Use
Of bath, hot and cold water, right
in central part Of city. Rates So
to $t5 per month. according to
size and furnishings. Apply to c.
W. LeEgett. 225 Third St.
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FOR RENT-Desirablc property at
Quiet Dell, 10 room house, three
acres Of land. fine garden and or
chard, Apply 1874 North Chest
nut street.
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mantles, front and rear porch.
Apply c. II. odell, 66S W. pike ST.

FOR sALE-six room house with
bath and cabinet mantlcs, plumbed
for gas and electricity; in Carlisle
Court. See James Ryan. Real Es-
tate Man, 45s West Pike street.
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WANTED-Good Kitchen girl. APP.
ply. 4Os Purseglove Terrace, Glen
Elk.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

WANTED-Young lady stcnographer
one quick on typewriter; must
have experience. Permanent po-
sition to right party. Address IL.
Telegram Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20
FOUND.

FOUND pair of cr,ttcilcs and =
umbrellas on porch at 295 Clay
Clay street. Owner may get same
at 295 Clay street, 10y Identifying
property and paying for this adj
yertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

wANTED-A position by an cxpcr.
fenced and competent lady Ste
nographer. Good references. Adj
dress 1O7 Meigs Ave. or call
Home phone 1O9.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

FOR RENT-onc rear Office, size IA
KS, Hoffman Hall, Court street.
Enquire County Mail Office.
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FOR sALE-t have two good gener-
al stores for sale, and small gro
Gerry with stock of about $500. All
within city limits. James Ryan,
Real Estate & Insurance, 43S w.
Pike st.
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FOR sALE-At a bargain
two Box Ball Alleys. Call
at room 1911 Fourth ST.,
clarksburg, W. Va.

FOR sALE-1 have tho best business
properly in Glen Elk with nine
room house, already built, and plen-
ty of room for business building all
so. James Ryan, Real Estate and
Insurance, 4ss West Pike street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20
FOR RENT.

FOR RENr-Finc Office rooms in
the Empire building. Everything
furnished.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

FOR RENT-5-room cottage on South
Chestnut street. with bath and all
modern conveniences. Apply r. E.
Kidd. G. H. Gordon's office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

FOR RENT-Flye room house with
bath, hot and cold water. $l4 per
month. c. w. Worcester, /. o.
o. F. block.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20
We PAY 500 A MONTH SALARY:

and furnish a rig and all expenses
TO introduce poultry and stock
powders; new plan: steady work.
Address BigIer Company. X ss4.
Springfield. Illinois.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

LosT-solid gold link cuff button
between the .postofticc and $40 s.
Chestnut st. Finder kindly re-
turn to 80 S. Chestnut st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20
MISCELLANEOUS.

WANTED-By small and very reii-
able family, five or six room
house with bath, in a nice neighbor-
hood. James Ryan. real estate and
insurance, 43s West Pike street.
w.ANTED-If you want to buy homo
for cash or on payments, call on
me. as have about fifty different
properties for sale IN all parts OF
the city and Its additions. James
Ryan. Real Estate and Insurance,
4$S West Pike street
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WANTED-A good white woman for
cook and white girl for dishwash-
er: good wages. Apply Peoples
hotel.
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LOST

LosT-TIlursday afternoon between
DIR. Stather's office and 357 Lee
street, gold pin. Finder will
kindly return to DR.. Mason's Of
Ace. Empire Bldg. and receive
reward.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

church or educational work for
pleasant employment. Salary to
start $1.oO per day. Address +.
W., care Telegram.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

White girl wanted.
22S East Main ST.
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wANTED-At once, position by
young man In grocery or general
store, or assist in Office work,
good reference. have had some
experience. age 81 years. Ad-
dress a. o. R. care Telegram.
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G00PERs GUILTY.

c0ntInned ir0nl 20 ID
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-03-20

wANTED-Tcnant FOR small farm
within one mile OF Clarksburg.
Address Box 513. City.
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wANTED-PosItlon by competent
stenographer just located IN
clarksburg. Address l. c., care
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01
A MUNICIPAL OUTRAGE.

One of the very worst outrages
which has ever been perpetrated in
this city is now well under way on
West Eighth avenue. where the re-
Gently laid pavement is being torn up
by a gang of laborers in the employ
of the Edison company. It is little
wonder that Mayor Green stood with
gaping eyes when he started to pass
this locality on Friday morning last
on his way to the city hall. The havoc
which is being wrought there by a
thoughtless corporation has caused
everyone in the city who has been
near the spot to look on with aston
ishment that has soon turned to a
righteous wrath.
And no wonder, A few months ago
the property owners along West
Eighth avenue between Kansas ave-
nue. and Harrison street went deep
into their pockets to pay for paving
that portion of the street in a way
that would be credit to any city. No
small hole was also made in the city
treasury to help pay the city's share
for this improvement. AS a matter
of fact the new pavement has just
been completed in its entirety and the
workmen who raised the street car
tracks on the street to the grade of
the new pavement have but recently
completed their job and removed
their tools.
But Notwithstanding all this the
Edison company jumps in without
even so much as taking the trouble to
get the necessary permission from the
city authorities and starts to work
tearing up the middle of this new
pavement on the south side of the
street for the purpose of laying pipes
to supplement its system Of FURNISH
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01

You'd rather be billing and cooling.
But I've got something to say. I am
an unhappy woman because couldn't
cook a. meal for my husband when
was married. I'm going to tell my
story to every wife that starts the way
did-and Sc if can't save her.
ut amt that cooking is everything
in Hfe," the woman went on, but in
these days women don't seem to think
they've got any part in making things
go right. They just let their husbands
work and they spend the money. A
man goes to his work at in the morn
we Women do?' She turned to Joyce.
What will you do" she demanded. IF
you don't do your own work."
"Oh, visit my friends and go down.
other things"
That's just it, said the gray wom-
an. land you won't feel that you are
any part of the worlds machinery, and
after time your husband won't de-
pend upon you for anything. And deep
down in his heart, while he will love you,
he will wonder If you really love him
when You don't make him comfortable.
Not that comforts everything. But wom-
ans part is to do the things that make
the home beautiful. and there's Just as
much beauty in that omelette that
made you as there Is in manipulated
china"
But I didn't know that, either.
| when I was first married. She drew
| II
cold food when it should have been
hot, and his bread was soggy and his
meat burned, and after a time he got
to drinking and didn't know that he
crayed strong liquors. because the food
was bad. Then he left ms and was
almost crazy-and one day I heard a
woman making a speech, and she said
if wives only knew it they could save
their husbands from bad habits by
making their homes comfortable. And
| II
was too late. / hunted high and
hunted low for my husband, but
when I found him he was dead"
| "Oh." Joyce laid a sympathetic
hand over the hard one.
! And after that I learned to cook.
and I just love to go into homes and
help to make the men comfortable.
And where I can make them listen I
talk to the wives just as am talking
to you. And it wasn't just the snow
over to the farm said you didn't know
much about getting meals, and they
was sorry for him."
Joyce's face famed. "How dared
| they?" she began, then as the humor
and pathos of the situation dawned
upon her she smiled.
] Dear Gray Lady, she said, twill
you stay here and teach me to cook ?"
The others rough hand cIasped
hers.
Yes" she said. "only my name isn't
Gray Lady-it's Jane"
Its been an awfully queer honey
m DON, Philip" his little wife confessed
a week later. "but it has been lovely,
I asn't it? And dear Jane is coming
| once a week to me in town. and what
I don't know now she is to teach me.
] am going to be a good wife to you,
| Philip
He bent and kissed her.-(Copy-
r!ghted. 1903. by Associated Literary
Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01
HUlNOR or THE DAY

She has a wealth of hair Yes, at
least SIS worth."-Chcago Record-Herald
She-What do you mean when you speak
''well. began my 10000 word hypothe-
tieai question today" Seems. to me that
i Til Exhaust Who make s the clos
school next week He ought to be grad
uated by the time finish "-Louisv
Mistress-You know. Melinda. we're all
very fond OF you. ! hope you like your
coat. CookeFoh de Lawd. Miss Howard i
an asked for dinner?EPucI. A u0''e s'-'
he's s toe eo Sss syen g5opess to
ried.' Eyes, but he married a widow
Cleveland Leader.
at tat little ed AXE you nays gS9d ss Ms%
, wo1idnt let t me go swimmin'. and she
in a asa Tribu SDsa 0a'h every morn
.Knicker-Can couple live on bread and
vided the Kisses are home-ma9a c ana p tbe
bread isn't.-Judge.
.Percy-I understand you said no girl
cause we were too fastidious. Harry-You
didn't catch. 1t quite right. said you
News.
Fisherman (chaffing prisoner)-They tell
me. Kenny that all your old-age pension
goes in drink. Kenny-NO, man, no q
penny O. my pension am spendin' on the
drink. Fisherman-Where do you get the
money for whisky, then? Kenny-Just
from real gentlemen like yerself Punch.
of the Dark Ages? He-The knight time,
you know.-Boston Transcript.
He-You don't know how nervous 1 was
when / proposed to you. She-And you
cont know how nervous was until you
did so.-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Columbus was asked to prove the world
round the circle?" he returned. Con-
WINGED, they ponied up the needed dough.
New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01
GLOBE SIGHTS.
TFrom the Atchison Globe.

Tue AlCfilSOu 1IOUS.I
Card playing is more foolish than
wicked.
Very few people can tell the differ
ence between joke, an insult and a
complaint.
husband to quit smoking, so she can
pay more for her hats.
Our idea Of perfectly polite man is
one who practices 1t as carefully when
he buys as when he sells.
Don't cultivate the habit of making
excuses. Don't offer apologies. If you
become clever you will soon be making
excuses instead of doing things you
should do.
Ever occur to you that your enemies
occasionally are pretty good fellows?
They usually let you alone. if you let
them alone. Many OF your troubles
originate with your friends. as you will
find If you investigate carefully.
We have long wished to ask the
Ladies' Home Journal this question:
a house with man to whom she Is not
related, and must at once go out on the
street in a gown which she cannot pos
sibly fasten herself Would it be better
to ask the man to hook her up, or go
out with her dress gaping?
We are much interested in the case
Of an old gentleman who is Ill. Once
or twice a week he comes down town.
and, on being asked how he is, replies:
wife is poorly. I am compelled to spend
great deal of time with her" AS n
matter of fact, his wife is we'll. The
old gentleman is passing through the
Dark Woods, and he whistles to keep
up his courage.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01

ing heat for those concerns in the
business section of the city who care
to buy it.
There can be no good excuse for
this almost wanton destruction of city
property in which many realty own
ers are financially interested to a con-
siderable extent. If the Edison COM
pany needed to supplement- its heat
ing system, it must have known of this
need months ago and it should have
laid its pipes on West Eighth avenue
before the new pavement was put
down. But evidently it cares nothing
for the property interests and rights
Of others. If it see fit to destroy a new
and expensive street pavement before
it has been in service for even six
months, that apparently is it's bust
ness. But it is time that it became
somebody else's business.
OF course, the Edison company
will say that it is going to replace the
pavement in Just as good condition
as it was previous to the unnecessary
and unreasonable assault upon it.
But the experience has been that to
do this is well nigh an impossibility.
The city authorities should see to it
though that this very thing is done
even IL 1t is necessary to compel the
Edison company to relay the entire
pavement on the south half of the
street. With this specimen of COR
porate rapaeiousness to the fore it is
not to be wondered that the public in
cities have anything but friendly feel
ings for the quasi-public corporations
which are uspposed to serve it
put which are serving their own in
terests all the time even if they have
to destroy other peoples property to
do it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01

GFrom the Chicago News.1

GFrom the Chicago News.J
A little learning makes q bore
coubly tiresome.
Lots of garrulous people make q
specially of seying nothing
It's a lot easier for child to inherit
red hair than brains.
man likes gfggling girl about an
well as he does crying baby.
The average man is satisfied with
MS past If it is past finding out.
She's wise woman who shuts IN
before she runs out of something %
say.
Babies are born min1ics: they use
the same kind of language their moth
FRS do.
Nothing will thaw the frigid heart
&c a man as quickly as a pretty wom-
ans tears.
As long as man can find Sometime
to kick about he feels that life =
worth living.
Occasionally a school girl is 50 r..
mantle that she imagines all poetry
should be printed in italics.
If men could make money as seasi1x
as they can make love we should ali
be millionaires in a shor. time.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01
QUAKER MEDrrATIoNs.

rFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
Would you call handsome detec-
tive good locker?
In sizing Up the character of a man
there is tendency to count his money
first.
You can't convince a man that talk
Il cheap when he gets bill from his
lawyer.
When a woman of 40 fatters herself
that she looks Is. she is apt to act
like Is.
Some people live next to nature be-
cause they have to live on next to
nothing.
Many a man who is a dead one
manages to keep out Of the clutches
of the undertaken.
error of his way the further he will
have to travel back.
The Cynical Bachelor rises to re-
mark that divorce is now so easy it's
a wonder there are any married people
left
Lots of men talk big about settling
the affairs of the nation when they
don't even settle with the butcher and
the grocer.
"a mans wife is his better half" re-
marked the Wise Guy. I'm theory
only added the Simple Mug. "In
reality he's about one-tenth."
First Doctor-sThat nurse is an In
rian from the Carlisle school She
has an awful temper" Second Doctor
-"Ah, see. A red cross nurse. eh? ''
Mrs. Buggins-"Our cat had fit to-
cay" Mr.. Buggins-"Did she recov-
err" Mrs. Buggins-"Oh, yes; she's
al right again. Mr. Buggins-"The
survival of the dttest, Ell 2"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Simplicity is one of the finest of
human attributes If it is not put on.
K X X
II 1t We're not for the shams in the
world the real things would not be
properly appreciated.
y n
Some folks are especially free with
invitations which they know their
friends VIII be unable to accept.
X
There's always a tremendous diff
ference between the pay a man gets
and what he thinks his services are
worth.
People are continually getting into
trouble because they fail to diff
ferentiate between liberty and license.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-01
AYHAWKER JOTS

Somehow we could never work UP
very much enthusiasm about Beloit's
lady probate judge who leaves the
word "obey" out of all marriage
ceremonies. Optimist.
Andrew ]. Hedger of Haskell coun-
ty, Kansas lone Carnegie medal hero,
is contemplating starting a newspaper
rid Of his suddenly acquired wealth,
says the Parsons Sun.
The helpful Newton Kansan comics
navy statistics to show that broad
sides are expensive. The information
comes at time when it may we'll
cause Tom McNeal and Congressman
Dan Anthony to pause and reflect
Ottawa Herald.
A good many Kansas papers are
printing apologies for the local foot
ball teams. Emporia plays the worst
football in the United States, and is
proud of the fact. When the town
begins to excel in football. lot of
undesirable citizens will pack up
their goods and move away.-Em-
poria Gazette.
Evidently a newspaper row is soon
to break out in Concordia again This
is probably as 1t should be for the
folks there would probably get lone
some and move away if the two news
papers of the town were not at each
OIliSIo lAIOdlS. lie way the WIND IS
blowing these days may be cleaned
from the following recent remarks by
Conner Davies in his Daily Kansan:
"We still insist on it that Little Linnie,
our young friend of the Blade, is max
ing a grievous mistake in wasting his
time trying to start a newspaper row
in this town. There's nothing to it
and we know what we are talking
about. 1t is exactly twenty-six years
ago this day since we first emblazoned
our name at the head of a newspaper
as its editor. We have been in the
harness continually since. We are
willing to concede the point that we
are not so smart as our young friend
of the Blade. yet there are some
things we have learned in these
twenty-six years of experience that
might be of advantage to him. to
know. We know of no one thing more
pertinent at this time. that we can
give him. than to advise him not to
start a newspaper row. at this time, or
any other time. It would be a great
shock on his nervous system. it
would strain his intellectual capacity,
1t will disturb his sleep, it would bring
discordant notes into his life where
now happiness reigns supreme-don't
do it, Linnie. Don't please don't If
you insist. though. Linnie, we will be
as accommodating as we cam"