The evening world., 1909-03-16
EMPTY POCKETS
IS ONE WAY TO
KEEP A HUSBAND
That Is, the Wife Is to DO the
"EmpVyinS" Just After
\ Pay Day,
kiss, BUT DON'T GUsH.
These Are Some Of the Meth
DDS Suggested by Evening
y World Readers.
BUT DON'T GusH.

There are few women In New York
who don't know how to keep husband,
n ono Is to fudge from the number Of
the letters and the Ingenuity OF tn.
ideas received BY The Evening World.
FROM the variety and extent Of the
suggestions It would be strange indeed
n the long-sought Philosophers Stone
of married life were not discovered and
the contest started by this newspaper
result In a wonderful boon to humanity.
A majority OF the letters to-day are
brimmng with sentiment, and the idea
seems 10 be that kind treatment will be
more effcacious than disciplinary meas.
u..s. but the lady who believes IN
smptying his pockets on pay day on the
principle that III he amt got no money
hes goin 10 hang round" to para.
phrase the ancient song, has an eye to
business.
The winners OF The Evening Worlds
prizes Of $40, IS, 50, s. and five II awards
for the best suggestions and answers to
the question will be announced Satur.
day. In the mean time maybe a glanc"
down the letters below will bring balm
u . wounded heart
30 His comrads.
~ ths Editor of The Evening World
This is how one woman keeps her hus.
Hnnaa Clea btlt doesn't FOLLOW
him with broom and q dustpan; kisses
him when he gets home but doesn't gusa
ever him; has his pipe and tobacco
ready where he can see Il; doesn notice
II ne drops ashes; doesn't nag him for q
3ffty dollar gown when he can AFFORD
only q twenty dollar one; looks as young
- she possibly can; isn't afraid to pow.
Der her nose; takes an interest In MS
work. keeps well UP on current topics
reads newspapers and Is her husbands
eomrade. MRS. l.. GOLDBERG.
Keep on Looking Like a Dream.
10 hs Editor Of The Evening World;
Keep yourself neatly dressed, Wear
the little ribbon bow or trinket you
know he likes. Wear your hair the way
Isou did long ago when he told you
you looked like dream with It that
May. When he comes home tired after
, hard days work, don't start telling
him all the dsagreeabIs things you have
heard, don't bring up the servant Ques-
Iiion and the badness OF the children,
but meet him with q smile and look
t'or prettest. And remember he Ia
enly mere man and he has stomach.
~ j him. cater to his appetite. A
IN g heart IL not tho largest organ In
body, ELIZABETH FRANCIS.
This Gives Him No Chance.
a tho Editor ~ u
] have been married twenty wars
me only and best way TO keep a hus.
band 10 to turn his pockets inside out
on payday; There is no danger OF him
losing his love II be has no money
MRS, ARMSTRONG.
Make Him Boast Of You.
70 the Editor Of TIE Evening World:
~ Always try to look neat 20 DO
your best to be pleasant when he is at
home, G) Try TO cook his meals so well
that he will boast that his wife" Is the
best In the world. as the. best way to a
mans heart 10 through his stomach. %
BE a companion as well as wife II lie
~ fond OF any sort of games such as
cards. SC, play along with him and try
10 converse well, SO that you can enter
tain him and his friends when they call.
his wife. And last. but not least. ~ you
have a family OF children, always have
them looking nice and clean.
MRS. DORA COuSE.
Don't Whine or GrumbIe.
To the Editor OF The E, enlns World:
Don't whine and grumbe and wish
for things You know he cannot afford
10 get for you. Keep yourself neat
aud cheerful even though he may feel
cross over something he has had to
bear at his work. II you have chill
dren, teach them to love and respect
him, II he is especially interested In
anything try to be interested also
II he wants you to go out with him
ARRANGE things so You can 60 1t Is
not always beauty that holds hus-
hand. Cheerfulness, neatness and re-
,bpect and devotion ought to keep any
husband.
MRS. AMY oUACKENBusH
Don't Try 10 Hold Him.
10 the Editor OF The Evening World
Always be yourself. Marry the right
man and don't try to hold him
MRS. j. PEARSON.