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The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
Tongue Twisters.

A London paper recently offered 9
series of prizes for the best tongue
twisting" sentences. T he prize
winning contributions are:
The bleak breeze blighted the bright
broom blossoms.
Two toads totally tried TO trod
Tedb"ry.
Strict. strong Stephen Stringer
shared Sticky six sickly silky snakes.
Susan shineth shoes and socks
socks and shoes shines Susan. She
ceaseth shining shoes and socks for
shoes and socks shock Susan.
A paddock, a haddoek, a black
spotted hsddock; a black spot on the
black back CT a black spotted haddock.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

F. Higgins and Miss Bessie TURKEY.
OF Richmond. are the guests OF DR..
and Mrs. E. o. Vance for the trots.
Mrs. Allene Boggs, her mother,
Mrs. jackson, and her bright little
son. Of Richmond, were guests here
Satcrisv.
Miss Nettie B. Smith. OF Danvills,
has been visiting Col. Nj. L. Crutcher
and family, and Mrs. Lucy Bigger
staff, for few days. Miss Smith
will be remembered as the accom-
plished stenographer and private
secretary to Collector c. II. Rhodes.
when the Revenue Office was located
here. She has held the same posi-
ton under three other Collectors,
Yerkes. Denton and Cooper, and hel
host of friends here are confident
she will retain her position indefinite
ly. whether the Democrats, Repub'
licans, or Prohibitionists win.
The meeting of the Womans Club
in Elks Club Rooms Monday after
noon was very interesting and greatly
enjoyed. 1t was business session
the first of the year, and most all thu
members were present. Curren
Events, the principal subject, wa
ably handled by Mrs. Walker and Mis-
Mary Tribble. Echoes from the Fed
Grafton, was the subject on program
for report and discussion by Mrs
I. j. Smith and Mrs. B. L. Banks, an
their remarks were highly complimen
ted. Delightful refreshments wer
served. At conclusion of the pro
gram, delightful social session wa
held.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

English SPAWN Liniment removes
Hard, Soft or Calloused Jumps and
Blemishes tom horses; also Blood
Spavins, Curhs, Splints, Sweeney,
Ring Bone, Stiles, Sprains. Swollen
Threats, etc. Save $50 by use of ole
bottle. A wonderful Blemish Cure.
Sold by Perry & Thomas Druggists.
6-O-6
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
T tuesday,, October 10Th, 1909

At IL o. clock, a. m, on the premises.
expose the farm known as the Parrish
farm TO public sale. Tits farm will be
sold in parcels and then as a whole.
and the bid producing the most money
will be accepted.
This farm lies close to Red House,
Kentucky, about six miles from Rich
mond XIV, and has OIL il a good dwell
ing and desirable out houses and large
barn also one large store house. It
is well improved and well watered. 1t
is close to a Railroad depot. 1t is in
most excellent neighbOrhOOd.
said laud is generally described IS
follows to-wit; Living and being close
to Red House, in Madison county, and
surrounded bv the lands of II. b. Han
ger, Sam Todi, Green Bros, NJ. A.
Wells. Isaac Tussey, Mrs. Parks. Tom
Ellison and J. II. Turpin, and for spe-
cfic boundry referenre is made 10 the
Judgment in the above styled cause
The righ;-of-way Of the /. q n. r r
is not sold. Alsu about or 4 acres
heretofore sold to Al Williams is re-
served
Purchaser will come prepared to
execute the required bonds.
TIL COLLINS.
NJ c. NJ &C
Long rOm Chenauli Auc
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

In this issue of The Climax, we
print the entire Democratic ticket,
from the highest down to the smallest
Office in the county. All we ask is a
close perusal Of those names and we
know you will agree with The Climax
in the statement that the ticket can
not be improved upon.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
Big Time For Elks.

The State meeting of Elks will be
held at Maysviile October 10, 20 and
81, and the members in that city are
making great preparations to enter
tain the visitors Richmond lodge wi
send big delegation.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
For Rent.

Eight offices IN the Mckee block.
Steam heat, water and janitOr service.
Splendid location and very desirable.
Possession at once.
Also the store room on Main street
occupied by Charles PIgg. Apply *
once. r. J. Mckee.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

TRYING to beat the other mans
gsme is the favorite amusement Of
everybody who has more money than
sense, and that accounts for the way
that so many live without visible
means Of support.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

Two hundred Kansas City High
School girls never saw hog. The
editor of the Louisville Post is mean
enough to say, "but then, of course,
none Of them are married.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

MARRIED women as a rule live
longer than their unmarried sisters,
says an exchange. That's because
the married ones shove all their
troubles off onto the shoulders of
hubby.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

Do you realize the enormous
amount of money passing through the
hands Of our county oficialsa Then
stamp under the rooster and thus
lend your aid in having that money
handled by competent and trust
worthy officials.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

THE small boy who defined ground
hog" as sausage meat, evidently did
not refer to bologna or be would have
changed the s'h" for sd"
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

EDITOR HARRY SOMMERs says that
while it is true that pole cats do not
come from the North Pole, yet the
stink stirred up by Cook and Peary
would lead TO believe so.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

The average man of family at this
season finds himself for the first time
in months seriously interested in the
consideration of the coal supply.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

A CHRIsrA1S county farmer claims
10 have 500 pumpkins on twc'zere
pnkshs when We shlnk 81 the uuiitn.
issd sslskhs 81 pemPhIii pie shhs III
INV viii El>G ~ lsfn Efssf viii
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

GoNERNoR WILSON SAYS he will
pardon anyone who will kill a night
rider, so get your gun and proceed
with the good work.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

A KISS is invisible, says the Henry
County Local, but a wise man will
not give another mans wife one while
her husband is looking
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
For Sale.

Two dwelling houses at Paint Lick.
known as the Henry Beasley property
Possession January LIST, 1910 For
terms, etc apply to W g. KEN er,
P2int Lick. l0-I3-4t
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
Only When Talking

do you stammer all the time?'
asked Shelby county doctor whom he
had consulted.
"N-n-n-no," he spluttered, 81 Only
st-st-st-stammer when 1 t-t-t-talk."
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

You may air, you may wash 'em all
day if you will, but the scent of the
moth-ball will hang round 'em still.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

THE Paris Democrat says when you
have money enough to invest in min
ing stock-buy an overcoat.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
Commissioners Sale.

MADISON CIRCUIT COURT
Douglas Parrish, Plaintiff,
vs. Notice of Sale.
Harriet Parrish, &C., Defendants.
BY virtue of Judgment rendered
by the Madison Circuit Court at its
present October Term, 1909, will on
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

HAPPY thought for the delinquent
subscriber-he will not have to buy
coal in the hereafter.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
Found.

Safety razor, court day. Owner can
have same by applying at The Climax
Office, proving property and paying for
charges. 1t
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

A piano for song, and The Climax
will sing the song for you. See offer
elsewhere.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

The summer girl is now busily en-
gagged learning to wear clothing.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13
Public Sale
will offer for sale publicly, on the
premises, at two O'Clock, p. m, OH
Saturday, October Goth, 1909

Two Residences
on Estill Avenue, each containing six
rooms including kitchen. The prop
erty aojoins and have large yards and
good gardens. with all necessary our
bniidIngs such as stable, smoke AID
coal houses, etc. Good cisterns ai.,
water III yard aud gas in one of a..
residences. The property will be soll
as a whole and then separately, the
best price realized will be accepted
AT the same time and place will sell
horse and buggy and some household
furniture. Terms made known on day
OF sale
Possession given January /. 1909
Mrs. David O'NeiI
Long Tom Chenault Aucf
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1909-10-13

Long rom Ch-nauli Auc
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
SAVE ANYWAY
Put It IN a Safe Place, for it Ma,
Come in Handy
MIX AT FIRST sign.

Here is simple homemade mix
ture as given by an eminent authorit,
on Kidney diseases, who makes the
statement that it will relieve almost
any case OF Kidney trouble If taken
before the stage OF Bright's disease.
he states that such symptoms as lame
back, pain in the side, frequent de.
sire to urinate. especially at night;
painful and discolored urination, are
readily overcome. Here is the recipe.
Try it: La. ....
Fluid Extract Dandeliou, one-half
ounce: Compound Kargon one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Take teaspoonful after
each meal and at bedtime.
"A well-known druggist here in town
is authority that these ingredients
are all harmless and easily mixed at
home by shaking we'll in q bottle.
This mixture has a peculiar healing
and smoothing effect upon the entire
Kidney and Urinary structure, and
often overcomes the worst forms OF
Rheumatism in just a little while. This
mixture is said to remove all blood
disorders and cure the Rheumatism
by forcing the Kidneys to filter and
strain from the blood and system all
uric acid and foul, decomposed waste
matter, which cause these Affections.
Try it if you aren't we'll. Save the
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
Eoypt In Its Awakening.

There is an increasing demand for
electric apparatus and supplies in
Egypt as a consequence of the enor-
nous strides made in it's development.
Z France has exported to that coun-
try large quantities of copper for rail-
ways and electrical supplies, and Ger
many has also shipped Important con-
signments of wire, cables, generators
and dynamos. 1t is further proposed
to electrify several railway systems
of Alexandria and Cairo are projected.
The: Alexandrian Railway company
will, it is said, probably purchase its
cars and supplies from Switzerland in
the future. g.. -.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
For Sale

Your last chance to get household
goods for almost nothing. Dust before
packingl. Fine steel range 'Sl700;
beautiful parlor lamp, s4.OO; q bed,
complete, 500; dresser and commode
walnut) $500; wardrobe, $500; secre-
tary-desk (big bargain) $500; kitchen
chairs, Is cts each; weather oak centre
table, $500; leather upholstered rocker,
$500; quarter sawed golden oak buffet,
teveled glass, s15 .0O;, y doors, so cts
each; about 10 Blu. more beat onions,
40 cts. bu.; 100 bu. good cleanHoats, IS
cts. by.; 5 cords green wood; several
serviceable farm machines. if taken at
once, dirt cheap. ]. w. JAMES
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
Large Orange Crop.

Consul R. e. Holiday of Santiago
de Cuba reports that the orange crop
of Cuba this year will be, the largest
In the history of the island and win
reach 100000 boxes. Until the last
three years large quantities of oranges
were annually imported into Cuba
from Florida and California, and while
the scientific cultivation of the fruit
Is yet in its infancy. its development
has been so rapid and generally profit
able that it is believed that in another
year the industry win have progressed
sufficiently to supply the local demand
for the fruit. The business of orange
culture In Cuba is almost entirely IN
the hands of Americans. 4~p
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07

Mr.. William A. Radford win answer
Questlons and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject OF building for the readers of this
paper. On account Of his wide expe-
iience as Editor, Author and Manufac-
turer. he is, without doubt. the highest
authority on all these subjects. Address
an INQUIRIES to William A. Radford. No.
ls4 Fafth Ave, Chicago, I'll, and only
enciose two-cent stamp for reply
Most people like large rooms, but
large rooms call for a large house.
This plan is 81 feet 6 inches by SO
feet In size, and is built on the SQUARE
order, severely plain in design and
general treatment. Instead of crowd
ing In as many rooms as possible they
are made larger than is customary at
the present time. but it gives to the
house an air Of old-fashioned comfort
that Is quite luxurious.
Luxury means in many cases some
thing that Is difficult to secure. Since
the advance in prices of labor, wages
OF skilled mechanics, prices of hard
ware and most building materials, the
tendency has been to build smaller
houses and smaller rooms. Probably.
the after maintenance has as much to
do with the general trend toward
smaller houses as any other consid-
GRAFTON, because It is almost impos-
sible to obtain help Of the right kind
to Keep large house in order after
you get 1t. Then the extra cost of
heating a large house 10 serious OBJ
lection to some people, but the Inn.
provement In hot air furnaces and In
hot water and steam heaters has gone
. long way to reduce cost In this re-
spsct.
The shape of the house also has
. great deal to do with the cost of
heating. A house built after this de.
sign Is very compact. There are no
Ade rooms to carry the heat to al 4
disadvantage, so that with modern
heater in the basemen this house
may be kept comfortable for less
money than the heating OF a much
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07

I y feet inches BY 16 feet in size,
and there are no projections or cor
ners to interfere with the proper plac-
ing of handsome dining-room decora-
tons. "
Another feature of this house that 10
well worth consideration is the pantry.
1t is seldom you get such pantry in
any house. The extension of the back
porch to inclose one end of the pan
try has been taken advantage Of to
lay out an arrangement that will ap-
peal to most women. It Is large
enough to hold considerable china,
and the sink so conveniently situated
is a great satisfaction at dish wash
ing time. l often wonder why sinks
c-e not demanded nearer to the
elves where dishes are kept. II you
watch a woman doing up the work
after meal time you will notice that
she is constantly walking back and
forth between the dining-room table.
the sink and the pantry shelves and
the china cupboard. This .combina-
tion pantry is sort of cross between
the modern store room pantry and an
old-fashioned buffers pantry.
There are other interesting features
about this house indicated by the
plans, such as the combination stair
way going up from the kitchen and
from the front room. the hall, coat
closet and the convenient celfarway
with shelves for jelly glasses and
other storage. all of which require
house about this size if you expect to
work them all in. You can have some
OF the modern improvements In q
small house. If you want them all you
must build larger. " ~
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
President Helps Orphans.

!, Hundreds Of orphans have been
helped by the President OF The Indus
trial and Orphans Home st Macon, Ga.
who writes: "We have used Electric
Bitters in this Institution for nine
years. 1t has proved most excellent
medicine for stomach, Liver ana Kid
ney troubles. We regard it as one of
the best family medicines on earth" !"
1t invigorates the vital organs, purifies
blood, aids digestion, creates appetite
To strengthen and build up thin, pale,
weak children or rundown people it
has no equal. Best for, female COM
plants. Only Soc at Hanson & Emer-
con.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
fne Mimic OF p,scretion.

! Discretion is the perfection of rea
sbn. and q guide to us in all the du.
Sies Of life: cunning is king of in.
stinct that only looks out after our
Immediate interest and welfare Dis
cretion is only found in men Of strong
sense and good understandings; cum
ming is often to be met with In brutes
themselves, and in persons who are
but the fewest remote from them. In
short, cunning is only the mimic OF
discretion, and may pass upon weak
men. in the same manner as vivacity
is often mistaken for wit. and gravity
for wisdom. ~ ... .,-.E
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
NO IDLE HANDS IN AUSTRIA.
How the State Finds Work for Her
- Unemployed.

''S" tNS Skdtc FbUuS WOFk TOT FIor
z1T Unemployed. ,
One Of the greatest charitable insti-
tuttons In the world has just been per-
fected in Austria. For centuries the
state has recognized the fact that a
man through no fault of his own may
be unemployed, and that, at the same
time, there may be many willing and
eager to give him employment. The
state has recognized ityas its duty to
bring the two together.
For this purpose every small town
in Austria has at least one employ
ment bureau; the larger towns have
several. which are connected with one
another by telephone. In nearly ev-
cry town there is also a government
workshop, and In the village govern
ment farm, also under tho labor de-
partment Any man or woman who
is ont of work may go to the nearest
bureau and learn in the course OF
few minutes what chances he or she
has of finding job on that day.
Those In need of employees register
at the nearest bureau, and their de-
sires are telephoned throughout the
district. II no place 8erS the work
seekers may spend the day in the
waiting room of the bureau or be sent
to the goyernrnent workshop or farm,
as the Case may be, where he tolls
for his board and lodging until he is
informed that place is waiting for
him.
When QRce a place has been. found
for the worker, he may not leave it
for another without presenting salts
factory reasons to the district super
intendent For the itinerant laborer,
If he be a respectable man, Austria
presents great advantages. When one
arrives in a town he makes his way
to a bureau end registers. II there is
no work for him ready at hand, he is
provided with a good supper. bath,
and a comfortable bed, If work still
be not Forthcoming, he may either con-
tinue his journey to the next town or
be assigned to the workshop or farm.
In Austria idleness. at the expense
OF society, is considered crime. The
maximum sentence for Ioafing or beg
ging is three years in the penal work
house. The duration OF the sentence,
however, may be lessened the moment
the prisoner satisfies the authorities
that he has mended his ways.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
True unseIfshness.

'"Alert?" repeated Senator Hopkins
when questioned concerning one of
his colleagues. why, he's as alert
and clever as the Aurora bridegroom
I heard of the other day. You know
how, bridegrooms starting off on their
honeymoons have way of forgetting
all about their brides and buying tick
cts only for themselves. Well, that's
what this Aurora bridegroom did.
And when his wife said to him, why,
John, you only bought one ticket, he
answered without moments hesita-
tion: by Jove, you're right, dear:
I'd forgotten myself entirely!'"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
Lake pi.appeared.

The lake Of Moerjolen, situated
17S6 feet above the sea, at the foot
OF the Eggishorn, on the great glacier
of Aletsch, a pretty little lake, with
blue water and sparkling cliffs, sud-
denly vanished one night few weeks
ago. 1t is supposed that recent
storm caused the crevasse to open at
the bottom Of the lake. and that the
water ran out through this. The day
following the disappearance Of the
lake the plains of the canton of syaud.
some distance away, were Hooded by
! sudden torrent.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
The Burn. Cork Circle.

'Mistah Middleman. All has ah rio
dle." r..
"Mr. Bones. I'VE shall be delighted
to have you PROFOUND it." ---.
''Yessah;. but hit amt nothin' lax
dat All jests desires to az yo what
am de difference between ah store
keeper whose business is improvin' an
a man who selects feathers fo' sofa
piIlows?" ..* ~ .:-> T.
That's pretty hard nut to crack,
Mr.. Bones. Now, what is the differ
enoe between storekeeper whose
business is importing and man who
selects feathers for sofa pillows?"
de sto ekeeper's business is pick.
in up, an de other mans business is
rickin' down.
"Mr. T, N. err will sing the pathetic
ballad, He Married Himself to Mar
eel Wave, ard Now He's All at Sea-"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
WOMEN IN OFFICIAL LIFE.
Results of Elections in Bohemia and
NorWay-Swedish Policewomen.

Results Of Elections in Bohemia and
Norway-Swedish Policewomen.
The progress of women. in official
life in Europe is slow, but it cannot
be doubted that progress is being
made.
Within the last few weeks women
appeared for the first time as candi-
dates for election to tie Bohemian
Diet. 1t had been demonstrated as
a legal proposition that if they full
filled the other requirements their sex
was no bar to their election.
So far their candidacy stands mere
ly as a demonstration. Two women
received votes of some Importance.
One, Maria Jumore, who ran in the
district of tHohenmauth, had LA
votes, while the man who won had
90. In Prague. the Social Democrats
made a woman, Miss Macheva, their
candidate She tpolled about 20 per
cent of the total vote.
The woman suffragists of Norway
were disappointed at the outcome OF
the local election in Christiania. In
all the other parts of the country
they elected important delegations to
the commercial councils. In the capi-
tai. only five women were chosen in
= total of eighty-four city councillors.
There is Inactive agitation going on
all over the country to bring the
womear-and men-voters. OF Chris.
tiania to adifferent frame of mind.
OF advances made where the suf-
frage was not involved the appoint
ment of three women policemen in
stockholm is an instance. The au-
thorities have determined to expert
ment, with them. They are to have
salaries Of 100 kronen, or about $3.50
a year, to begin with.
England also has just named her
first woman school physician. She Is
Miss Sophy B. jackson, M. d., and
she has been appointed in the bor-
ough of Croydon.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
,,would Save the Candies.

sArchduchess Friedrich of Austria
has recently raised a tempest by char
ackerizing as "preposterous extraya-
gance'' the time-honored custom I'M
Austrian palaces that q candle once
extinguished may never be relighted.
The archduchess seems to have long
been harboring the idea In her mind.
for it was ten years ago, II the report
of court ladies is to be believed. that
she made her first remonstrance
against the custom.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
Dead.

"Silas Kidder has just answered nv
letter." said the country editors as
sistant. You know l wrote to him,
and told him his subscription had ex.
PRED
..Whst does he say?" asked the edi.
tor. ....-- e.. .-:- .
.'Dumbed If know. He just sent
my letter back with some italian
words scrawled on the bottom of It.
Looks like 'requiescat in pace"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
some Things to Think About.

Maxim Gorky. the Russian novelist,
in reply to question as to his early
life, says that he began to earn his
living in 1887 as a shoemaker's ap.
prentice. Then he became pattern.
makers apprentice; year later he
was a helper in a steamship kitchen,
and after four years on the water
he became porter. baker, a chorus
singer, a street peddler and a clerk.
He published his first novel in 1892,
and this he regards as the beginning
of his career. ....< H.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-01-07
The tTeacher,s Reward.

A school teacher after spending
forty-fve strenuous moments explain
ing the mysteries of physiology to the
primary class souaded their intslli-
gent attention by asking the definition
Of "vertebrae." A small and anxious
boy on the back seat arose and de-
livered the following;
.The vefte6rae long, wavy
bone. Ny head: sit on one end OF it
and sit on the cher"