The Washington herald., 1909-08-08
Pertinent Personals

Mise spell of weather we arc having
] but Il amt no niser than the spell OF
weather VIC had before this one.
| A good crop OF punkins Is reoorted
/ from all quarters this year-some of
en- IS as big as bushel basket now
ana they amt quite got their growth.
In other words, pual<ius comes in
! handy for COW feed as long as they last
A flock OF wild gees or wild ducks
we don't know which past over Binp-
vile carly tothcr morning before mos,
folks was up. Amt It little mite carly
Tor wild geese or ducks to pass over:
HI CRANKY says there is a going n he
a tuTriblc good crop OF chestnuts this
tall II the dognashion worms don't OFT
into them We hope the worms won't
GIT INTO them becuz it amt no pleash-
IRE to bite into a chestnut with a bio
white lat worm in it-no, on the other
hand lnstd OF being a pleasure its
almost disgustin
but as for beech nuts they be very
skeerce IN the woods ard as res,,it
we don't look for there to be as MANY
squirrels as there was last wear when
oecch nuts was more plentifuller
Late Whlttacre passed thro his or
chard tothcr day to see how his anoi.
Grop was coming on Il seems that
La1e set down IN the shade Of a appl.
tree on a old rotten apple which he
dldn notice and he also didn't notice
hornet which must OF been on the
apple Tor Lafe says that hornet proddrd
It's singer into him as much as siv
inches by the way it felt and he ri1
ITight up 50 nigh that he knocked his
head on the lower Inns Of the oooeI
tree so hard that he like 10 Of b7tteIed
ms tool brains out. LATE saws he can't
take no comfort settin down sipSt ,b.t
hornet stung him and as a result he oets
time '''o
Widow Skinner says it will take her
garden long time to recover from
toelng tramped up by a stray COW no,
long Slnst. Why don't folks keen their
cows Shet up, we'd like to know
Yves Woodruff. our expert hunter z.
rapper, says squirrels is awful tb;cl,
IN the woods this year. which he at
tributes TO a large crop Of acorns. It's
aaginst the law to shoot squirrels until
Sep !. but Yves he don't always wait
until then. If the truth was Lnowd
we oalkilate Yves has many a squirrel
pot pic before September !.
While bilding stone fence last weel, |
Lige Cooper had stone to slip outen
his hand and light on his foot. Lice
says that stone pinched his foot un-
til he couldn't keep from swearing
very profane. even if he is a member
in good standing Of the Bincvillo !
church. Lige says there is instances
where torbearance ceaseth TO be a yir- |
tue. and this was one of them in
stances.
The lawn fate held by the Ladies
Aid Of our church last Saturday ey'q
realized 81, and some odd cts. which !
amt will be handed over to Rev
Moore, our beloved pastor, to who it I
will be very welcome. being as the |
church IS back on his salary several 1
years and he needs the money.
Doc Livermore. our talented horse
1ockter & human speshialist, amt felt /
very well hisseif lately. Doc saws he
thinks his stummick has went hack on
him. You would nacherlv think that
# Doc knows so much about what ais |
other folks he would be able to tell
sure what's the matter with hisself,
wouldn't your Doc must have good |
courage TO Jake some of his own
nasty truck!