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The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
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"ls she making him a good wife? Well. not exactly but she's making him a good husband"
 Johnny-The camel can go eight days without water-Freddy-S could I, If ma would let me
 Dyer-Did his widow succeed in breaking his will? Duell-Yes; long before he died.-Pick-Me-Up.
 "She said she'd marry me If I felt the same way year from then" Did you?" Yes; but toward another girl"
 Belle-I wish the Lord had made me 6 man. Nellie-Perhaps he has, only you haven't found him yet.-Cleveland Leader.
 Hotel Clerk-Do you want a room with bath? Uncle Hiram-Wa-al no; I don't calculate I'll be here Saturday night.-Princeton Tiger
 Did the wedding go off smoothly?" About as smoothly as such affairs always go off. The only hitch that occurred was when the pair stood up to be united"
 How do you ever get on so we'll with your wife? Don't you ever have any differences of opinion?" "Of course we do. But don't let her know it."- Cleveland Leader.
 Captain-Do you see that captain on the bridge five miles away? Tar-Ay. ay. sir Captain-Let him have one of those 12 inch shells in the eye. Tar Which eye. sir?-Ally Sloper. Little Mary sat seriously thinking out some hard problem. when she re- marked. Grandma, I don't know yet which I'll be, nurse. or a storekeeper, or get married and be nothing"
 Johnny-They're maxim shingles out O cement now days. Dickey-G don't mind that so much, but if maw ever gets pair O cement slippers I'm going to run away.-Chicago Tribune.
 I'm getting out a line of common sense footwear for women.' Do wom- en want common-sense footwear" They'll want mine. I've added an ex. tra inch to the heels s"-Washington Herald.
 "I see the wireless phone is fail ure," he said. I'm glad of It," replied his wife. Just think of the remarks you make when Central irritates you, and those floating around in space for any amateur to pick up."
 MT. Simple-I see that this here pianoplayin' Paderewski has got the rheumatism in his hand so he can't play. Mrs. Simple-Then why don't he use one of these mechanical pianos? Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 "Is June the favorite month for mar riages out here, too," asked the New York lady "I don't think so," replied the Chicago woman I've been mar ried six times in other months, and only twice in June. States man.
 Now" said the magistrate, you must testify only to what you know, no hearsay evidence. Understand" "Yes, sir" replied the female witness. Your name is Mary Bright, I believe. Now, what's you age?" T won't tell you. have only hearsay evidence on that point."-Catholic Standard and Timea
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
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Suburban or Village Barn.


 The building herewith shown Is well suited to the needs of the suburban or village resident, or of the man own ing a small tract of land, and making a speciality of gardening, poultry, bees, or fruit Size can be varied with in certain limits.
 As shown 1t has one single and one double horse stall. The latter can be used as a box stall. There are two single COW stalls. The COWS are loose, being kept in by chains behind them. There Is a harness room, shelves for milk pail, etc., medicine cupboard, ventilator, three feed bins in hopper form 80 as to take little room in the stable and filling from above, and stairway with door balanced with weights at top. The carriage room is large enough for set of vehicles, or part can be used as repair shop. The hay loft will hold at least two loads, and some bedding. The store
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Farm Mechanics.

Every farm should have a work. shop. The building may be large or small. It is not necessary to have 1t very expensive. The tools may be few or many, but what there are should be good. No man can do good work with poor tools, and good tools cost but lit. tie more than poor ones. A building 10 by 12 feet will answer for black smith shop with a small wise bench in one corner. If this Is fitted with a good chimney, forge, anvil, hammer, tongs and good steel wise, considerable blacksmithing work can be done to ad. vantage.
 There should be a small stove to make the shop comfortable in winter. This Is very important, because there Is more time to work in shop in the ueinter, and you can't work with black. smiths tools in frosty atmosphere.
 Carpenters work Is different A carpenters bench may be placed against the side of the building and covered with a shed roof, for, If neces- N'oi y, Soi pChlCl "oi n nay DC uohC ouN- side If you have covered place for the bench and tools.
 A much better arrangement Is to have blacksmith shop In one end of larger building and carpenter shop in the other end, with a partition be- tween. There should be no shavings lying about a blacksmith shop; there Is too much danger from fire. For an other reason, the two kinds of work do not jibe well together. It is com paratively easy to keep a blacksmith shop in order, but there is a great deal of litter about a woodworking shop, and farmer never finds time to keep such things neatly in order.
 In buying woodworking tools the best are the cheapest. It Is poor econ. omy to buy cheap tools. Not many are needed for common repair work, and a good kit may be had for few dollars.
 Instruction books on mechanics may help good deal The principles may be studied out and applied in the shop. The boys on the farm take up such things easily and often make good mechanics.-Agricultu Epito. mist.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Packing the Fleece,

One of the best ways to pack thu fleece is to lay 1t upon table, turn in the head and tail. then the Hanks. After this roll its up into a neat roll and tie 1t firmly, using such device as here Illustrated
 The tying box is made from light lumber with slots, as shown, through which the rope is passed. The fleece is placed upon this rope and the roll easily tied. Wool buyers prefer to
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Testing EGHs.

It is claimed that freshly laid egg placed in a bucketful of water will sink to the bottom; one day old will sink nearly to the bottom; two days old, about half way up; three days old, will float not quite at the top; four days old, just touch the top; five and six days. rise little above the top, rising little higher as it daily grows older.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Fresh Water for Poultry.

It is essential that water for fowls be changed twice daily, at least, and unless it Is kept celan 1t will occasion disease Should fowl be i'll, and the owner not be aware of 1t, as 1t drinks 1t is bound to contaminate the water from some discharge, perhaps from It's postrils or from the breath, says the
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Breeding Corn.

Prof. R. A. Moore says that pains taking in breeding corn has raised the average corn production of Wisconsin from twenty-five bushels per acre in 1901 to 41.2 bushels per acre in 1907. This increase is worth striving for in every State and on every farm.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
GOOD BARN PLAN.

room fills a general neeo. Outside walls are covered with drop siding, and roof has prepared roofing. Foun dation is of grout, brick, or cement blocks. Stable floors are of cement, with wood blocks in stalls. The style of exterior finish may be varied to harmonize with that of the other buildings. A cupola may be substi- tuted for the iron vent cap. This de- sign gives in compact form complete small barn and stable, at moderate cost.-F. L. Marsh.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Boys Tool Chests.

Mamma-Where is that pretty tool chest your aunt gave you Christmas?
 Small Son-In the closet; but the tools Is all broke.
 Mamma-Mercy me! You naughty boy! You must have been trying to use them.-New York Weekly.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
An Electric Farm Motor.

One of the most novel uses for the electric motor is reported from Ne vada. Ia. A man who Is extensively engaged in the poultry business has rigged up revolving brush driven by a small electric motor for washing the feet of newly-killed fowls before ship. ment.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Intellectual Diversion.

That psychological-researc man entertains some strange theories"
 You have 1t the other way around" answered Miss Cayenne. Those the ories serve to entertain m."-Wash. ington Star.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24

have the fleece loose, light to handle and elastic and tied up so that 1t can be easily opened If needed.-Farm and Home.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
Population of China.

The customs service of China esti- mates the total population of that country at 43S,214O00.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24

If some people were to marry for brains instead of for money they would probably get left just the same
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24
SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY


The Korean tailor pastes his seams
The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-06-24

went to Alaska on a 15,00O-mile tour in search of moose and caribou.
 When the free trade bill for the Philippines passes Congress and comes up to President Taft for signature, says the Manila Times, he will have gold pen with a pearl handle made wholly of gold and pearl from the Philippines with which to afix his sig. nature to that important document. Some time ago Manager Schwinges of La Concha button factory conceived the idea of making a pearl handled gold pen and pearl inkstand, to be sent to President-elect Taft as a me- mento of the Philippines that might be kept on his desk as a constant re- hinder of the islands across the sea. The stand is made of large pearl shell, with small knobs of solid silver for feet, and the bottle itself is made from narrow pieces of mother-of-pearl running lengthwise and completely covering the ink receptacle of glass on the inside. The pen itself is a work of art, with long shaft of pearl, at the tip of which is the American eagle, beautifully carved, with out stretched wings.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01

Second Sabbath Ends In Much I'm
proved Outlook.

The Methodist revival meeting yes
terday entered upon the second week
with a decidedly better outlook. The
congregations. all things considered,
were larger. and each OF the three
services are said to have been decid.
eddy helpful.
Al the morning hour the subject OF
the discourse was. Praying Vows 70
God" The pastor reminded his hear
ers OF the times when God had an
swered prayers and their promises to
God, and called upon them TO keep
the vow In letter and In spirit. The
attention was fine and the effect was
good. At . p. m. the congregation was
chiefly composed Of children and
young people. and n brief. simple talk
on, What Constituted One q Chris
tian." wal followed by a conservation
service wich included every soul
present AZ 7:30 p. M. the subject
was. Weighed and Found Wanting"
The service will continue through
out theswesk at s:30 and TAO .. m.
In addition to these services, Bro.
Morris has arranged TO speak every
morning at s:i5 at Allen Academy.
The first talk was made this morning
on the Standard OF Manhood"
The pastor earnestly invites the
presence and cooperation OF all
Christian people. regardless OF church
affiliations.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01
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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01

Recognizing in Mai. L. L. McInnis,
cashier Of the First National Bank Of
this city. fitness for this most impor-
tant position. he was elected to a
place on the directory. This Is a com.
pliment to Maj. McInnis and a Just
recognition Of his ability as a business
man and financier.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01

with well nigh two million dollars
business on It's books. Its officers are
among the leading business men Of
Houston. and the directory is selected
from the successful and conservative
business men. not only In Houston,
but from other places V e the state.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01
EXAMINING TRIAL.

win Campbell. colored. who shot
and killed another negro named
Frank Revels. tnot Grant as reported)
Saturday morning on the farm Of Mr.
John Wilcox near Tabor. had his ex'
aiming trial today before Justice Nc
Gee. Counsel for the defendant waiv'
ed examination and his bond was
fixed at $1,000 which he gave and was
released from custody.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01
ELEcrEo a DIRECTOR.

During the present year the Great
Southern Life Insurance Company"
has been organized In Houston, the
stock sold 10 leading business mel In
Houston and other places over the
state. and II has now been differed
and equipped for business and opens
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01
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One light red or dark brown Jersey
heller about rs months old. Left
home about LIST Of October. Liberal
reward for information. b. @. Wal.
lace. 2s6
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01

All lands lying on OF near the Little
Brazos owned by Mrs. b. p. Hisgs and
heirs are posted by law.
BY A. l.. HIGGs.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01

Notiee-My pasture land M and
one-half miles west Of Bryan Is pos
ted. All parties hunting In same win
be prosecuted.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-11-01

Mems lives nre as thoroughly blend
Cd with each other a. the air they
breathe. : Eliot.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20

Voice Is there. shat III ail ! could
give Won If wa personally in your
office. Knowing mic we'll he would
accept my voice for personal appear
ance, and | would register, and call
all the voters in my establishment to
do the same, vouchingf for them my
self This business man may have
q correct idea of now the registering
would be done, soon after the system
GOT little old aad cold. The wahl
bosses would have lists of names req
istcred in this way, and on election
day would have men to vote under
those names, A telephone clerk would
be, kept busy in the registry office
aud few people would appear there
personally.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
WILL. A WOMAN BE ADMITTED?

Although Ruth Bryan Leavitt de-
nies the report that she Is an aspirant
for the nomination for member of the
House of representatives, several
other Colorado women are mentioned
as being in the hands of their
friends. Some of these are Republi-
cans and some are Democrats. AS
Colorado Is one Of the. four states in
which women have equal privileges
with men at the polls, there may be a
chance for some of them to get the
candidacy. Possibly also some OF them
may get elected.
But. If elected, will they be admit
ted? There's the rub. The consti-
tuition declares that. mo person shall
be a representative who shall not have
attained the age OF % years, and been
seven years citizen Of the United
States, and who shall not, when elect.
ed, be an inhabitant OF that state in
which he shall be chosen" This is
what it says about the qualifications
for members of the popular branch OF
congress The constitution also sets
forth that, Each House shall be the
judge OF the elections. returns ana
qualifications of its own members"
The he in the provision first
quoted would seem to be fatal to the
chances for the admission of any
woman as a member of the House of
Representatives And the other stipu-
lation gives the House the power to
say whether it shall make "he" 4
generic pronoun to cover persons OF
both sexes. If the House holds that
he" and "she" are, as regards quail
tications for voting and holding office.
interchangeable terms 1t will let wom-
en- in. Probably it will not make any
such concession De Lolme said the
British Parliament could do anything
except change man into woman on
Ia woman into man. AS, unlike Eng
land, we have written constitution
which restricts the authority OF Con
gress, and as our. Congress has a much
narrower range Of powers than Eng
lands Congress possesses, the physio
logical feat of transmitting she into
he win hardly be attempted by the
House OF Representatives until radi-
calism and broad construction gets be-
yond any point yet touched.--Globa-
Democrat.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
STOMACH GAS, INDIGESTION,
HEARTBURN AND. HEADACHE 60.

be no sour risings, no belching OF uu-
'digested food mixed with acid, no
stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or
heavy feeling in the Stomach, Nausea,
Debilitating headaches, Dizziness or
intestinal gripping. This will all go,
and, besides, there will be no sour
food left over in the stomach to pois.
on your breath with nauseous sodors.
Pape's Diapepsin Is a certain cure
for out-of-order stomachs, because it
prevents fermentation and takes hold
of your food and digests it just the
same as If your stomach wasn't there
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery is at any drug store. wait
ing for you.
These large 50-eent cases contain
more than sufficient to cure almost
any chronic case of Dyspepsia, lndi,
gestion or any other Stomach trouble.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20

The short Talks" contributor Of
fers another very strong (?) argument
In favor OF the Registration Law, from
the ward heelers" point of view.
when he declares that registry by tele.
phone will be resorted to and the
bosses" will telephone in to the
Registry clerks long lists of fictitious
names and addresses under which
they will vote any body that happens
along and will do their bidding. ff
this We're possible 1t would be no
worse than has been done on election
days In Cairo when there was little or
no opportunity to prevent it. But the
trouble with the argument Is that the
things suggested can not be done un.
der the law. People can not register
by telephone. Who would be registers.
must be present in person just the
same as when he would cast his ballot
on election day. Any registering of
fictitious names can be discovered In
time to prevent votes being cast under
them, which Is not possible under the
present system.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
LEGAL DECISIONS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Turntable Doctrine UpheId-That
doctrine usually alluded to as the
"turntable cases" has OF late years
been so often sweryed from. that the
decision in Snare & Tfiest Co. v.
Friedman 1863 Federal Reporter, l..
assumes interest because of its adj.
herence to it. Defendant, an indie
pendent contractor, had left material
consisting partly OF heavy iron CIR
.ders, near a street One OF these
beams became SO nicely balanced on
the other material that it could easily
be displaced and caused to fall Plain
tiff, little girl AZ years old with
several companions had been skating
on the pavement. when she sat at the
base OF the girders to rest. One of
her companions. climbing upon the
pile, so struck 4ae end OF the bal
ancing girder that 1t fell crushing
plaintiffs foot The Circuit Coprt Of
Appeals held that the child could not
by reason Oh het age, he charged wfth
contributory negligence or with being
a trespasser and chat defendant was
liable
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
CALLED COP An
ENCYCLOPEDIA
AND THE PROMINENT MINISTER
WAS ARRESTED-BUT THE
OFFICER GOT THE WORST OF
1T IN THE END

Admission, Ala, Oct. l9.-Dr. j. W.
Stagg. president of the Presbyterian
college here and perhaps the most
noted divine in that church in the
South was arrested by Patrolnan
Sheppard and locked up in a cell for
calling the officer an encyclopedia. I"
When carried to the city prison the
charge Of being drunk and disorderly
was preferred against the reverned
gentleman, but subsequent develop
ments showed that the patrolman
was the only man OF the twain who
had taken drink, and he thought
that any man who called onothel
after such a wild beast as an ''ency-
clopedia" was under the influence of
some strong water.
Dir. Stage took his arrest good
humoredly but not 80 the people of
Admission who held an Indignation
meeting and demanded the immediate
dismissal of the offending officer and
the warden who had charge OF the
prison. Mayor Wigle suspended both
at once and ordered the case against
nr. Stagg expuneed from the record
II was not allowed to come to trial.
DR., Stagg was standing on street
corner waiting for a street car and
asked Officer Sheppard when 1t was
due. Sheppard said he did not know
and the eminent minister, with
qui2zical smile, said. "Why, thought
all policemen were walking encyclo
pedias of information" This was too
much for the officer who thought he
had been insulted. and he followed
DIR. Stage to the station where the
doctor was placed under arrest ami
charge of being drunk lodged against
him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
TAKE A LITTLE DtAPEPSlN NOW
AND YOUR STOMACH WILL FEEL
FINE IN FIVE MINUTES.

Every family here ought to keep
some Diapepsin in the house, "a any
one of you may have an attack OF In
digestion or Stomach trouble at any
time, day or night
This harmless preparation will di-
gest anything you eat and overcome a
distressed, out of order stomach five
minutes afterwards.
II your meals don't tempt you, or
what little you do eat seems to fill
you, or lays like a lump of lead in your
stomach. or If you have heartburn,
that is a sign Of Indigestion.
ASK your pharmacist for fifty-eent
case of Diapepsin and take little
Just as soon as you can, There Will
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
- - ~ CURES
BLOOD POISON

all that
falling
Contagious Blood Poison
Medicines which
snoudeing
Blood Poison and
the
herbs and
specifically building the entire
Blood will viii
C.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
September Circulation.

The above is correct statement
OF the circulation of The Cairo Bnile-
tin for the year 1903 and for the
month Of September 1909.
CLYDE SULLIVAN.
Business Manager,
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this It'll day of October, 1909.
EMMA s. RILEY,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20

he tells OF an italian, n German and
an F,nglishman VINO went down the
Uganda railroad in a special car to
hunt man-eating tigers Their car
sidetracked. The Italian was living on
the floor OF the Csr, the German in a
bunk and the Enelishman was watch,
Ing looking out OF the car window.
A lion entered the car, stood with
his hind feet on the Italian, reached
up and seized the Engllshman with
his fore paws. The German spranR
from mis- bunk squarely upon the
lions back The lion sprang out OF
with him. The lion deliberately ate
his prey within ten yards of the car.
What the other two sportsnen were
doing with their guns and ammuni-
tion while the lion was partaking Of
his meal Roosevelt does not say,
when he returns home. If he Is not
elected President of the United States
he should by common consent be
elected president of the Ananias club,
to the membership of which he has
contributed largely.
Register by Telephone.
do you suppose | will take the
trouble of hunting UP the registry
office to be registered as voter?
Net much, will pick up my tele'
phone and call the registry office.
Very likely the clerk will reply that
Il must appear in person. shall say
that am appearing In person. My
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20

The fire loss in the United States
and Canada for the month OF septem-
Der Just past was s15,043, 300 as
against sci ABA in the same
month last year and sl1.440,400 in
September 1907. There were 23s
fires last month in which the loss was
$4,000 or more. Cairo's loss has
been comparatively small for some
time past.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-20
MILITARY MURDER
Concluded from First Pagel

c!aring Ferrer's execution murder
ana an insult to European ciyiliza
tion. Women, chiefly Socialists, held
q big meeting tonight, and adopted
resolutions declaring the execution a
murder masquerading in the cloak
OF justice" thousand anarchists
met and protested against the muir
der OF our comfade, Ferrer."