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The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
Genuine RndicaIt.n,

From the New York World
Genuine radicalism is needed every
where The radical goes 10 the root OF
things. The radical exposes error and
indicates the remedy The demagogue
is usually uniformed; he is always reck-
less and his selhshness is apparent. Dem
agogues frequently are so vociferous 3,
their demands that they gain the name
OF radicals thus bringing a worthy des-
ignation into disrepute. but no true rad
icai can be demagogue. The dema-
gOgue is altogether destructive. Uproot-
ing wrong. the radical restores ana pro-
tects the right
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
MERE MANS STRUGGLE.
Some Few Things In which He Is
DistRncing Woman.

From the PittsbuTE GAzette-Tines.
When woman is struggling strenuously
10 secure the ballot. man is distancing
her in many OF the fields where she has
hitherto held the monopoly. The broom.
her whilom weapon, has been wrested
from her by the pneumatic cleaner
Socks are darned by machine. and the
piano player has brought the 'StephaEIe
Gavotte' into desuetude. Now another
blow has been struck al the supremacy
Of the sex In department which seemed
its exclusive domain. a man has won
the gold medal at the convention OF the
National Milliners' Association This Is
a more cruel humiliation than the recent
award 70 man of the prize for the best
battle song in woman's campaign The
man who has earned this distinction Is a.
civil engineer by profession. a mathema-
ucian by training. the son Of a million
aire, and only twenty-five years old. This
combination Of qualities reminds one Of
the punch recipe-whisky TO make Il
strong. water TO make il weak: lemon
70 make IL sour, and sugar TO make
II sweet. The modern feminine head
gear requires for its construction
the enthusiasm OF youth, the prod
igahty OF Croesus. a mastery Of
trigonometry and calculus. and the enEi-
neering skill that might create a sus-
pension bridge or an Einel Tower
walter n. Dohorety. the man who com
bined these qualifications viii go down
IN history as the first man to apply the
principles OF engineering to the building
OF roof gardens for the fair sex
VIII woman realize ere II Is too late
that, while she is grasping after thar
oauble. the ballot. which bothers its pres
ent possess0r so much, she is letting slip
from her many things that are far bet
ter What IS the privilege of voting for
ference OFlanagan compared with the
eivlne creative energy that goes into the
architecture Of a millinery miracle? Let
woman reflect and choose the better part
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
Nonnarfisan.hin

Prom the PhiAdelphia Record
When President Taft takes Democrat
into his Cabinet ne does not therefore
cease 10 be Republican. When a Dem
ocrat accepts a place IN the Taft Cabi-
net he does not thereby renounce his
democracy. Both parties would be bet
ter Tor greater nOnpartisan leavenlng.
Nonpartisan selection could be extended
With manifest advantage and fairness
especially in the selection Of Federal
Judges
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

From the New York Herald.
There is widespread discussion among
educators as to why American colleges
are not turning out more men with men
TAI grip The elements IN the prob
lem are too many and too complex 70 al
low OF correct generalization on the mo-
ment Possibly we have no greater CUES
ton 70 settle than how 10 make both pub
lie school and higher education Drodue-
tive Of personal efficiency.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

ton that knows nothing whatsoever OF
sorrow For its epitaph We shall incline
to write, Gone. but not regretted" It
was such stun as. take it all In all. let
US hope. we shall not hear the like OF
again.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Already the emphatic. depressing. and
aching void Occasioned by Mr.. John Wes-
ley Gaines withdrawal from Congress
sits heavy on our souls-aching vOids do
frequently sit heavy on peoples souls.
you know. We should much admire TO
hear little OF his nifty line Of talk on
the floor about now, as Samuel Blythe
would say.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

year ago an ardent Missouri pastor
o. Democratic persuasion prayed for
tariff revision, but with an increased
duty on zinc, nevertheless. The pious
petition has been granted IN the new
tariff bill Just introduced in the House.
but whether this Missourian should thank
the Lord or Serene Payne for the same,
we leave II TO him 10 determine.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

The Kaiser has forbidden German
army officers TO smoke in the presence
Of la0ies at formal social functions.
Surely this imperial utterance viii not
bring forth an anti-Kaiser protest from
the German masses.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
CIinnrh snme-

From the Norfolk Landmark
Uncle Joe Canaon Is a game old rooster
but they Nhave clipped his wings a BIT.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

''Mr. Debs is not particularly pleased
with Mr. Tafts Cabinet" says tho Mi
waukee Sentinel. Well. well. now. that
is too bad. Why on earth did Mr.. Debs
not let il be known sooner?
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Mr.. John D. Rockefeller's clerical ad-
wiser says drinking is not wrong, but
excessive drinking is. Does the good
gentleman advocate the same theory in
respect OF money getting2
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
auother Item OF Lender.hin.

From the Cleveland Leader
Undoubtedly America leads the world.
What do they know about burning men ar
the stake in any other country
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

II there were not so many backslideEs
and so many too-far-aheaders IN the
Democratic party. perhaps the entire
outfit might land somewhere all in a
bunch occasionally.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

VIII the republic endure?" injuries
AIR Thomas W Lawson. The fact that
it has endured Mr.. Lawson so long ought
10 be proof positive Of its abundant abil-
ity TO stand anything.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

In his memoirs. Mr. Platt says he once
sang in the village choir. II he was able
10 maintain peace therein. II is no wonder
he afterward became a master politician.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

From the ST. Louis Republic.
A bottle Of champagne may have been
broken over the bow Of the new aero
plane. but did it move majesticany down
the ways and plunge into its native ele-
menu
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
Cuifnre

From the Dallas News.
II much reading maketh a full man.
by the same token too much reading
makes a fool woman.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

What is a joker inquired Mr.. An
drew Carnegie Of q reporter recently. II
Mr. Carnegie had only heard Mr.. John
Dalzell's recent eulogy on the House
rules OF the Sixtieth Congress, the great
steel king would not be asking such q
question nowadays. He would know 70
q certainty
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Il venture 20 suggest" has a courte-
Gus ring. and. msyhap. was psychological
ly apropos. Notwithstanding that. how
ever. We suspect it was enough TO cause
the big stick 10 turn over IN its new
made grave
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Sincere revisionIsts Will do well. we
think, TO keep a sharp lookout FOR dimln-
utive jokers and seal-brown pickanlnnies
IN the tariff woodplle
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

lot Of newspapers are prattlIng
about "Cannonism" this and Cannon
ism that. however. that could not ex-
plain to save their lives what they really
mean by "CannOnism." II pushed 20 the
wall
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

II is no longer necessary. we believe.
for Mr.. Longworth 20 wear smoked
glasses in order TO feel comfortable in
the reflected IimeIight.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

From the Atchisnn GLOBE.
When an elderly man enjoys perfect
health he is as proud Of il as a handsome
young woman OF her beauty.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
In BaaIbec.

Who is that man weeping among the
ruins7"
"A real estate agent. He is overcome
by the decrease OF values in Baaloec-
How now?"
He says land here was once worth 20
sestertii per front foot"
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

From the 81. Louis Globe-Demoerat.
A ST Louis woman saved enough pen
MES 10 purchase a 800 lot. 1t Is evident
that the young lady had lots Of cents.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

The consensus OF opinion seems 70 be
that Secretary OF War Dickinson Is &
Democrat who long ago managed 10
Shake of the habit
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Still. in contemplating the Democratic
minority and the Insurgents" IN the
House, il is well. perhaps, not 20 lose
sight entirely OF the old qulp about the
devil was sick. the devil a monk would
be
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Mr.. Roosevelt viii raise a beard IN
Africa, says contemporary. Some peo-
pie would have US believe he is merely
going TO raise a disturbance.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

The greater part OF the comment on
President Taft's first message 20 Con-
gress devotes itself 20 the things he did
not say.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

From the Ohio State Journal.
Another reassuring thought is that Nick
Longworth still PAGES the deck OF the old
shin OF state
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
Rather Weak.

From the Richmond Times Dispatch
We have met coffee that could hardly
stand having a tax put on It
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
ALIrTLE NONSENSE.
BLIGHT1NG THE Bud.

BLIGHT7NG THE BUDS.
This rainy weather blights ire buds
They can't come out.
Beyond a doubt
They are deferred by spingtime FOODS
This rainy weather biights the buds.
mean the girls
With glossy curls,
Who would display their new spring duos.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

And there stands the Senate. too. you
know! A long, dark. rough, and rugged
way stretched ahead OF Us, brethren.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

From me Detroit News
There is said to be in process Of for
nation dried apple trust; but maybe
the promoters viii be afraid TO add any
water
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
Won't Eren Hnrt

Frcun the Atlanta Construction
Still. making a cut in hides won't be
skinning the tariff alive
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

we halfway suspect Secretary Car
Penter's principal. Job at the White House
is going 10 be saving wood.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

The real excitement viii come in this
country. however. when the revision OF
the baseball percentage tables get we'll
under way
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Balm OF Gilead is on the free list Csee
page AZ, paragraph 4sD. Salvation IS
and always has been free, RaIleluiaht
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Again are We reminded, The tariff IS
the mother OF trusts" And pretty en-
thusiastic anti-race suicider. too Ell
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

II seems that the lately reported Gu
ban rebellion involved eight men. In
some Central American countries that
would be counted almost a success. If not
quite.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Those who fight and lose the day may
live TO serve on the Committee on Ven
tilation and Acoustics. or the Committee
on the whereforeness Of the Why.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

The tennis court has been abolished at
the White House. but the score seems TO
stand love all under the new order OF
things, ANYWAY.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19
A Press Humorist.

A Press Humorist.
you have wealth OF humor-"
Thanks
Must be hard to originate so many
Witticisms."
ooh. / inherited my Jokes"
A Hope.
I hope that We
This year may see
Unfolding soon. the real thing.
A poets muse
VIII not enthuse
About a pesky almost-spring.
Mislaid.
I'm afraid I can't write that promised
article On System"
why not?''
Il can't End my notes"
The Sole Theme.
This happens every fine day IN Wash
ington:
Two citizens meet
Fine day." says number one.
Great" declares the party Of the sec
ond part
Duet and chorus: What pity the In
auguration wasn't slated for to-day"
At the Musicale.
why do they talk so when the profess
sor is playing?"
'Oh. very few have the fortitude 10 suf-
fer IL silence 7 S'uoga
The Washington herald., 1909-03-19

Telling what has been accomplished BY
the Liberal party in England. George
Thatcher. OF Liverpool. England. who is
az the Rlggs. said last night that the
three reforms gained for the working
classes are the feeding Of the poor school
children. the grant OF the oId-age pen
sion. and the grant OF the personal com
pensation, which, I unnderstad. Is the
same as your employers liability plan. 20
The youngsters who are unable TO buy
food" continued MI Thatcher. ARE fes
at the expense OF the municipality and the
government In 1875 we had 1900 Of
these poor children in England
For the purpose OF the olli-age pen
sion. which Is given 10 al over The age
Of seventy r their incomes are under
certain figure. the government has an
prOpTiated ET.50QGQ.
In connection with the concession OF
the grant OF personal compensation 10
injured employees. there Is another bene-
NJ that has been received from the gov
eTnment. That is the limitation OF IA
miners day 70 eight hourA."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-07-15


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Pducah This offered
Baarn dSppOnt
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HOUSE DRESSES


Well made and prettily trimmed,
new, clean and up-to-date, Mid-Sum-
mer Clearance Sale Qon
price ................. wv
MILLINERY
We will give so per cent of on all
our millinery Price our hats before
you buy.
WASH SKIRTS
Made in three different styles of
best grade linene. in blue. tan and
white. For ladies' and Misses, we
also have extra large sizes, at the
same price; well worth $500 at this
Midsummer Clearance sale on
prizes ...s..'. .........O 0S
BLACK SATEEN PETTICOATs
Two double embroidered ruffles at
bottom; worth $3.50. at this Mid
Summer Clearance Sale O0~
at ........ .OJO
LAWN CAPS FOR THE BABY
Our soc Lawn Caps at this Mid-Sum-
mer Clearance sale %.
at '........ ....... wv
CHILDREN's MUSLIN UNDER
WEAR
We carry full line of It Don't fail
to price them.
WASH DRESSES
For your little girl, made out of
Linene, Chambray, Bingham or
Lawn, prettily trimmed prices range
in this Mid-sum- Ct 90 400
mer Clearance. - l,JO o fjC
AUTO SCARFS
The latest things in Auto Scarfs, all
shades in this Midsummer OQo
Clearance sale only .OJC
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
Settled Down II More Orderly Rou
tine After Five Days of UnWoat-
ed Adverse Action.

New York. Aug 20.-Alter five days
of unwonted activity and excitement
the stock market settled down to a
more orderly routine in which a vo,y
decided recovery from the weeks low
est pricps was generally recorded.
The opening prices showed an advan @
throughout the active list Some Of
these were very substantial as for
instance, Union Pacific, which opened
at 207 to 2GSh, against 29G3s at the
previous days close Fractional adj
vances were made by Southern Pact
ic Reading, Rock Island and ot1c'
conspicuous issues, while some pr
sure seemed to be directed upon Uni
ted States steel aHd Amalgamat 4
copper.
After the first few minutes of aativ-
ity a realizing movement set in with
recessions, This was followed by Il
brief period of dullness, BY the on !
of the first hour the upward movement
was again in full swing under the leai
of Union Pacific, Reading and United
States steel
There was a small advance in w st
ern Union on the successful outcome
of the long standing litigation in
which the company was involved. The
recovery held for the balance Of the
session, the final prices being for th
most part at or near the best with
total transactions over 5.9.eo0 shares.
The bank statement showed decrease
of $S,700,Oeo-$1S,000,000 decrease in
deposits These figures are not mate"-
tally changed in the table of actual
conditions An iercase of IS pen cont
in the total Of bank clearings all ov y
the country for the week was hailel
as another indication Of reyiyine bus
mess.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
a Difficult Question.

"How do you know that You are
not crazy2" was asked the accused
In a lu1acy investigation a day or two
ago. 4 prize might well be Offered
for a convincing answer ~ the qUe5.
ton from ones personal knowledge.
Lombroso and other eminent alienists
have held that there is a faint of in
sanity upon some subject in every hu.
man mind. that no mind is absolutely
and correctly balanced. No man sane
upon several subjects will admit that
he is crazy at all How. as matter
OF fact. does any man know. of his
own knowledge. that he is not insane
Savannah News
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
France Plans Bio Undertaking.

France is considering an enormous
hydroelectric undertaking. The plan
is to dam the Rhoue. below the rapids
some thirteen miles from the Swiss
frontier, and utilize the water in fall
of 230 feet. The entire upper valley
of the Rhone would thus be formed
into a long. narrow lake. The plant
would generate 100000 kiswatts. half
Of which would be transmitted TO
Paris. about two hundred and eighty
miles distant. at a tension of 10000
volts It is estimated that this work
would cost about sixteen million dol
lars and could be completed in seven
years time
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
IookfTo for = Ssu

A boy. Il years old. employed in the
railroad Yards at Lyons. France. was
sent TO turn a certain switch 10 let a
freight train in on a siding On his
way he lost a sou and stopped to look
for it While looking. the train ran
In on the wrong siding and 20 cars
and 5000 worth Of goods we're de
stroyed They have some smart boys
in France. but this one does not lie
long under that head
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
CHM Preparlnn for Census.

China is preparing to take census
Of her 100 100000 people From a cir.
eular received in New York city it ap.
pears that the job itself is to be a
most thorough one and that after
it is done the facts and figures are
70 be lrepf pretty well up to date.
one provision of the regulations
reads After the completion Of this
census. all births, deaths, marriages
md aGoptions must be reported by
lie head Of the family to the local
census office or police station; the rec
urds OF the families must be revised
every two months and records of IN,
dlyduals every six months, and re,
ports must be made annually TO the
board OF the interior by the directors
general OF the census from the vari.
GUS Provinces
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22

4 Pennsylvania man has solved the
relative-inlaw problem. When his
wfes family visit his home and stay
over time he charges board and has
them arrested il they refuse to pay In
this way relativesin,law can do much
toward making happy homes.-Balti-
more American
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
HEALTHY PLANTS
Require the Most Careful Attention Ms
Wei as Good Soil.

Did you ever SEQ n rosebush which,
despite the most benedcent environment
Of soil-of suushne-ard OF atmosphere,
--secmod never - achieve healthy
growth,
A ton of manure wilt not help plant
that has a canker eating out its heart
You must destroy the cause before you
can remove the effect.
You cannot cure DaL1ruT and Bald
ness by rubbing on hair lotions. and
rubbing n vaselne etc.
You must lock to the cause OF the
trouhle-its n germ at the roots 81
your hair which causes 1t to fail out.
Newhros Herpicide destroys the germ.
md healthy hair Is tho SIRE result
Sold bv leading DRUGGISTS Send i0c In
stamps for gampie to The Her3lcids Co..
Detroit Mich.
Gu uuii'. -.ot-Hs ru-rar-tnd. Pal
q Srlah & Sons. specia, agents
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
EXCURSION BULLETIN.
SEASON 1soe. 4
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. R.
SEASON ,sos.
CAIRO TO

ANEnO ~
Dawson Springs and return. .rN %
Good six months
Cereleuan Springs and return. TO
Crayson Springs and return. -. al
b srion, KY, and Return ...... $50
Waukesha, Wis, and return. -. 1926
Detroit, Mich, and return..... 2f.8 40
South Haven, Mich, and return 10 50
Bay View, Mich, and return. "a. IS
Petcskey, Mich, and return. "a IS
tafbcr Springs, Mich, and ret. "a. 90
ST Paul, MINI, and return. % IS
Denver. Colorado Springs or
Pueblo, Co., and return. go. 81 IS
Portland. Oregon and return. $40
San Francisco, Los Angeles or
] San Diego, Cal. $3.50
Seattle and Tacoma. Wash. -. So. 10
And many other points.
Tickets sold daily, commencing
June list, until September 80, and
good returning until October 81, 1909.
inquiries cheefully answered.
J.. n. JONES.
Ticket Agent, Cairo.
SCRATCH, Gsn. Pass. Agt., Chicago
A.H.HANSoN. Pass. Traf Mgr. Chicago
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, Aug. 2l.-Money on call
nominal, no loans. Time loans very
dun; sixty days pa ASS niney days
1854; six months 3Ts@4 per cont.
Mercantile paper ihm4&4 per cent
Sterling exchange steady; demand
$4S6.65; sixty days fS510@ 1890
Bar silver 81.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
GOVERNMENT BONDS.
PROVISIONS.

BUTTER Firm, creamery specials
2Sla q pc
CHEES E Firm.
EGGS Steadicr: unchanged.
SUGAR Raw firm: fair refining
saGt: centrifugal 90 test al. moias
scs sugar 536- refined steady; con
fectioners A 49,: mould a. 5Af; cut
loaf So: crushed j.S5; powered 5l5;
granuIated 5o5. cubes 80.
COFFEE - Opened quiet at uu
changed prices. being sustained at the
start by the advance of 4 franc in the
French market. hut later turning cas-
Ter under near month liquidation and
closing barely steady net unchanged
Sales 1850 bags, Aug $3.50; spot
auiet. No. Z Rio 7it17iac, mild dull:
COrdoya SisH12.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
Bunker Hill Monument.

The Bunker Hill monument Is a tall
obelisk Of Quincy granite on Breed s
hill, now called Bunker Hill, in Char,
lestown, a part of the city of Boston.
It is 22l feet in height, 30 feet square
at the base and five feet square at the
apex. A spiral flight of 295 steps, in
side This shaft, leads to chamber
Il feet square Immediately under the
apex. The corner stone was laid on
June II, 1925, the fftieth anniversary
of the battle, by Lafayette while on a
visit to this country, and the Grafton
was delivered By Daniel Webster. The
monument was completed July %,
1872, at a cost Of about 100000, raised
b. voluntary contributions. 1t was
dedicated with imposing ceremonies
on June II, 1888, in the presence Of
President Tyler and his cabinet. Dan.
lei Webster delivered the Grafton be-
fore 10000 persons.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
MINNEAPOLIS WhEAr.

Minneapolis. Aug WHEAT
9S4c; 'cemhcr 9i#;
cash Ne Dortl I'm $l51ml.at: 20 ar,
rive l02: No. northern l29@l3l;
10 arriAn 90
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
The suresder Of Joy.

A chirping woman in the house may
be told that silence is golden now and
then. but in the long run her music
Will be looked upon as an angelic &C
compartment to the days work.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22

Statesmen WhNTED-A special
salesman i'm cvry county; $3.50 to $500
per month; high commission: eyclus-
i've territory Tor sanitary carpet reno
yator which cleans. sweeps and disin.
fcCls az the same time easier and
faster than a broom; no dust cleaner
and cheaper than carpet sweeper.
1isrufects. purifies, cleans and sweeps
in half The time of any method now il
,usc. state what YOU have sold: sam.
.pl.- loaned 10 statesmen sending ref
srences from good merchant Sales
Manager. 122 Sycamore street. Nil
waUkeo. Wis
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
Her Hope

Every woman rises in the morning
with az least one glad hope. which Is
that some store may be advertising
special bargains in something Chi
cage Record Herald.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22
No Harm in Air Castles.

Building air castles is a soiace to
the overWoTked and oyeTburdened. IL
may be a blessing OF a curse. If you
can do a days work cheerfHlly and
control your castle building there is
no harm.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-08-22

-ANTED Men to sell goods on
train. Must have security Apply
I-nion News Co, Big -Four Passenger