davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Newtown bee., 1909-11-19
ATTENDED, THE YALE-PRINCE.
 TON FOOTBALL CAME

William B. Pell, Dr B. E. Bost- wick, Albert Evitts, M. G. Stone, MT and Mrs c. P. Bentley, Howard Payne and Dr Barker attended the Yale Princeton game in New Haven, Sat- urday.
The Newtown bee., 1909-11-19
TICKETS, PLEASE.

Clark Lane, the veteran conductor on the Berkshire division, is passing a weeks vacation on Skiff mountain in Kent, with his father-in-laW, Will bur Goodsell. Richard Lines has been punching tickets on Trains No. 1412 and 1425, in his absence.
The Newtown bee., 1909-11-19

WATER IN RESERVOIRS LOW.
 The water in the reservoir of the New Milford Water Co. is getting Superintendent Staub stated to Bee reporter, that unless rain came now. they would be forced to resort to pumping again.
The Newtown bee., 1909-11-19

TOBACCO NOTES.
 Merwin Hine has sold his three-acre crop of tobacco to J. Edwin Hungerford Ira J. Waters has disposed of his to- bacco crop to J. Edwin Hungerford.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-07-25
Good Summer Reading

good reading, remarkable but worth while
up the standard
HIDDEN TREASURE. by Henry c. Rowland. is unusual
fashion that makes
usually interesting 1t proposal that about
web feet trottns horse and cant imagine how
The valuable thing about the defense
by who of his life living what of
would idle selfish useless life dawdlng about
Europe and believes in that kind of existence.
hand and raised ranch She has
standard
The social they tyIfy dramatic Tie
story will mind good times long after
TICKLE EQUATORIAL FASHIONS. by Edgar Beecher
the interesting valuable the In
Closed Territory because of the vivid of wild life
the darkest part Africa, kingdom of and
of Eden The
the actual hunt for bucks lions elephants rhnoeos and cooes
they shot, hirpos Especially
while the Nasal the interesting the
TRUE TALES OF SON1NAMBULISM by Richard Moore.
working
told
sleep walking which Of
there sporadic but the haua sonnambusts who have
very strange things,
fingers But their performances strange enough
satisfy
A HEADSTRONG DEPUTY. by Captain Jack Hart is in
exciting
has the
of Anyone in judging writing
the work of a trained there
who could handle the material effectively. Captain Harris early
in fashion The which,
decided had killed should
helped escape breath The
way Captain
Wild Bill Fckok and other famous Western fighting paicu
lary impressive.
THE FURNACE OF GOLD. by Philip Verrl Mghe1s. doesn't
get going you reading
speed In the sament estab
al
horse after the btteret
exciting struggles wildly pictured story
reading especially day. Something happens
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-07-25
N AMERICAN BABY ABROAD, by Mrs. Charles N.

Crewdson. surely does live all the made about
In his Small Majesty
that
Of Mary Egypt
thing Among she Arab straight
with her. Anybody but Mary would trouble
a
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Tongue TWlsters.

Tongue twisters are the actors
bane," an actor said. Lose your head
on the stage, and you are bound to
say Now Rababbas was bobber,'
for 'Barabbas was robber.'
"On first night heard a tragedian
refer to the Deity as "a showing leop-
ard when he meant "a loving shep-
herd
"You make me boff and q sky
word!' once shouted in tank
drama.
MY uncle, a divine, concluded an
address on the suffrage before WON,
ems club with the terrible words: But
l bore you; will cease; 1 do not wish
to address a lot of beery wenches.
My poor uncle meant weary benches.
81 was a duke in a recent problem
play, and when my servant asked me
one night if had any luggage, re
piled: Only two rags and bug"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
ALFALFA POINTERS.
The Best Way to Prepare the Field
and to Sow the Seed.

The best way to get an alfalfa stand
Is to begin a year ahead and manure
heavily, grow cultivated crop and
keep it clean. Any old clay side bill
that washes badly when cultivated, can
in this way be put in shape to seed to
alfalfa Hay from these fields If fed
at home will help enrich the rest of
the farm Those fields that grew the
cultivated crop and were kept clean,
gan be either plowed or disced well be-
fore seeding. Using land that has
been we'll manured we would put as
the keynote of success.
If the alfalfa could be drilled in at a
uniform depth, not deep, butts all the
seed would be covered, says writer
in the Wisconsin Agriculturist, 1t
seems to me that there would be a
great saving in amount of seed used
We have never tried this.
If the alfalfa is seeded in grain, seed
the grain light and 1t can be allowed
to ripen as grain crop. Where the
soil is light and subject to drought we
would recommend seeding alone, about
the time you would seed oats. Be sure
and get the seed on even, as an alfalfa
stand is to be left for years. and one
cannot afford to have an uneven stand
Some use a wheelbarrow seeder ant
seed both ways.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
FARM NOTES.

How are the farm implements? Any
)of them need repairs before the
springs work begins?
Oil UP the work harness now while
you have time. 1t will pay.
Don't plant poor, weak seed corn
next spring. 1t is time and money
thrown away. There is plenty of good,
strong seed to be had.
Don't have lot of manure lying In
the yards all summer. 1t will lose just
about half of Its value by fall
Do you follow crop rotation ON your
farm? It's the only way to properly
manage farm for best results in pro-
ducing big crops and maintaining the
fertility.
When field Is selected for growing
timothy 1t should be plowed early In
the summer and worked thoroughly
until about the middle of August, when
1t should be seeded with timothy and
about 600 pounds of acid fertilizer and
100 pounds of smphate of potash
drilled into the soil three inches deep
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Graniteville, vt.
through the Change

Vegetable Compound has done for me
during this trying. period. Complete
restoration to health means so much
to me that for the sake Of other suffer-
ing women / am willing to make my
trouble public so you may publish
this letter" MRS. CHAs. BARCLAY,
RED, Graniteyille, vt.
No other medicine for woman's ills
has received such widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know of has such record
of cures of female ills as has Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For more than 80 years it has been
curing female complaints such as
Inflammation, liberation, local weak
pesses, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and it is
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period of change of life.
1t costs but little to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and.
as Mrs. Barclaysays, it is "worth noun
tains of gold to suffering women.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
SMALL ASPARAGUS BED.
Locate It Right and Put in the Roots
Right.

The plot of ground / selected was
in sunny spot beside the yard
fence, and well drained, says a writer
in Orange Judd Farmer. 1t was four
feet wide and IL feet long. | threw
out the dirt to depth of six inches,
then filled in three inches with well
rotted manure, spreading over this a
layer of earth and mixing thoroughly.
Then l again put on layer of ma
nure an inch and half deep, cover
ing it with dirt and stirring 1t to-
-gether.
Having ordered so plants from a
seed house, | set the roots deep in
the bed, and covered them with about
two inches of dirt mixed with manure.
set the plants four inches apart each
way. Most of the plants lived and
grew very nicely all last summer. i
found salt splendid fertilizer for as
paragus, as we'll as a destroyer of
weeds and grass. / sprinkled 1t over
the bed and no wedding was neces.
sary. / stirred the soil occasionally
with long fork. The bed recently
covered for winter with four inches OF
rotten manure, and am expecting to
enjoy asparagus in the. early spring.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Judalnq by Size.

The Georgians of Augusta are chuck.
ling over new story about Mr.. Taft,
who drove out one afternoon to see a
Georgia planter. The planters cook,
a very old woman, takes no interest in
public affairs, and she did not recog
nize the portly guest.
What did you think of that gentle
man, Martha?" the planter asked, after
Mr.. Taft had driven off.
well, sir" old Martha replied, ''l
can't say as 1 saw nothin' perticklel
about him. He looked to me like the
kind of man as would be pretty reglel
to his meals. s."-Louisville Times.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Care of Cane Fruits.

Blackberries are easily raised The
fall is the best time for planting. Set
in rows about nine feet apart, three
feet in row. Commence cultivation as
soon as ground is in proper condition
in the spring. Cultivate deep In the
early part of the season. Later prac-
tice shallow cultivation with harrow,
Dust mulch is better and cheaper than
straw. The latter also tends to har-
bor mice and insects. Bushes should
be trimmed twice year. being cut
back the second spring to height of
to 3sa feet. After picking is over cut
out old canes and all small and weak
growths. Superintendent McIlvaine
Central Illinois horticultural Expert
ment Station.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
THE CRACKING OF PAINT.
Property Owners Can Save Money
by Learning the Cause.

Do you know what is wrong when
paint peels, or cracks, or otherwise
necessitates premature re-painting?
Well, sometimes 1t hasn't been
properly applied-the surface being
damp or there being too much turpen-
tine or too much drier.
But, nine times out of ten, the
trouble is caused by adulterated
white lead.
To avoid all such trouble, every
houseowner should know in a general
way, when a surface is in proper con-
dition to receive paint, what kind of
primer and finishing coats different
surfaces require, and how to avoid
adulteration in materials.
A complete painting guide, includ
ing book of color schemes, specif1
cations for all kinds of painting work
and an instrument for detecting adul
terations in painting materials, with
directions for using it, can be ha6
free by writing National Lead Com
pany, 1902 Trinity Bldg, New York
and asking for Houseowner's Paint
ing Outfit No. 40.
This company, the largest makers
of pure white lead, invite tests, by
means of the blowpipe (included II
OUTFIT, or in any other way, of the
purity of the white lead sold undeI
their famous dutch Boy Painter
trademark. That trademark on Ike,
of white lead is in itself an absolute
guarantee of purity and quality.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
THE STRAWBERRY.
Have Bed of the Luscious Fruit for
Your Own Use on the Farm.

The strawberry is the first berry
fruit TO ripen in the spring and a
generous planting of them should be
made. They follow closely after rhu-
barb and asparagus. l will not at
tempt to give cultural directions ex-
cept in briefest outline. The soil
must be rich and the plants must be
set in spring for best results. 1t
takes from 200 to 500 plants to sup
ply a family depending upon the
wants of the family and the skill of
the grower They should be set in
rows five feet apart in the row. All
weeds must be hoed out by hand that
do not come in line with the cultiva-
tor. The oftener they are cultivated
and hoed, the better will be the
growth and the larger the crop of
berries. When winter comes, explains
the Northwestern AgricuJturist, the
bed should be nicely cESc:sd with
straw and left on till warm weather
comes, when it should be removed
from the plants and placed in the
rows for carpet to get down on
when picking, and also to act as q
preventive of drying out in dry
weather. There are numerous va
rieties of strawberries and most OF
them are valuable under certain con
ditions. The varieties that make 6
great run of plants are the best fol
the average farmer to grow. They dc
best when given careless culture ant
stand the winter bettr than more ten
der varieties.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
More Than One.

A young fellow, whose better-half
had just presented him with pair OF
bouncing twins, attended church one
Sunday.
During the discourse the clergyman
looked right out at our innocent friend
and said with thrilling eloquence:
Young man, you have an important
responsibility thrust upon you"
The newly fiedged dad, supposine
the preacher alluded to his peculiar
home event, considerably startled the
audience by exclaiming: Eyes, l have
two of 'em."-Liverpool Mercury.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Fig. 2.-eate Shown When Opening.

attached which runs backwards to the
top of the post and passes over a
pulley arranged at one side SO that
the weight will not interfere when
the gate is raised, as shown in Fig. 2.
This gate, says the Prairie Farmer,
is said to be particularly useful in
places where it is not convenient to
put swinging gate. and sliding
gate is not wanted. When properly
erected gate made after this plan is
said to be reasonably satisfactory.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

throw it out of it's balance and bring
1t back to its position once more.
Fig. / shows the gate as it stands
in a normal position. A represents
the two posts, which are in height
little more than equal to the length of
the gate. They are placed about five
or six inches apart so that when gate
is raised, as shown in Fig. 2, the gate
will swing on the bolt at bottom of
the gate and pass between the two
posts until the rear end is standing
on the ground or blocks placed there
to receive it. AT the bottom at the
latch end of the gate stout rope is
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
SISTERS TRICK
But 1t All Came Out Right.

How sister played trick that
brought rosy health to coffee fiend 10
an interesting tale:
II was a coffee fiend-a trembling,
nervous, physical wreck, yet clinging
to the poison that stole away my
strength. l Knocked at Postum and
would have none of it.
Zone day my sister substituted a
cup of Postum piping hot for my morn
ing cup of coffee but did not tell me
what it was. / noticed the richness OF
1t and remarked that the coffee tasted
fine but my sister did not tell me
l was drinking Postum for fear might
not take any more.
"She kept the secret and kept Civ
| ing me Postum instead of coffee until
/ grew stronger, more tireless, got 9
better color in my sallow cheeks and
a clearness to my eyes, then she told
me of the health-giving, nerve
strengthening life-saver she had giveI
me in place of my morning coffee
From that time became disciple O
Postum and no words can do justice
In telling the good this cereal drinl
did me- l will not try to tell it, TO
only after having used it can one b.
convinced of its merits"
Ten days. trial shows Postum's pow
er to rebuild what coffee has dc
stroyed. There's Reason"
Look in pkgs. for the famous littl
book, "The Road to Wellville."
Ever read the above letter. A neS
one appears from time 10 time. The
lnteEests a
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Explanatory: A and B pieces of hard
pine 2s4 by 2ls inches at small end, 3h by
2B inches at large end, and feet s
inches long. G Is of hard wood, prefera-
bly, oak, 1A by 2s inches and 3 feet 8
inches long with four one-half-inch holes
at regular intervals in lower end. d is a
piece of strap iron one-quarter by one
quarter by % inches and is bolted to CEN
ter piece (C) only, 16 inches from front
end. E. f, G and II are of same mate
rial, 141R inches long. ], ] are strong
irons one-quarter-inch square by Sh
inches long. For hitch bore hole
through center piece at X, use an ordi-
nary clevis. To change width withdraw
bolt at l. and move arms from one hole
to the other. Handles can easily be added
IL desired. The size and dimensions given
are exact ones of my harrow, but they
can be varied IL desired. Harrow has 1C
teeth inches apart and one in the center.
tivator in the corn field, etc. For the
latter purpose, says the Farmers Mail
and Breeze, 1t has no superior and
few implements can truthfully lay
claim to being it's peer. If the corn
is narrowed between the rows imme
diately after plowing it will leave the
ground level and free from clods, thus
preventing the danger of washing. II
forms blanket which prevents the
evaporation of moisture, and leaves
the ground in much better shape tc
be plowed again. The harrow Is ad
Unstable and has a width varying
from one foot to three.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Punishment and Crime.

"She seems to be having pretty
good time now that she and her hus-
band are separated" whispered the
three girls in the corner as she en-
tered the room.
~ don't blame her." said one. He
beat her, didn't he?"
They looked her over again.
well, l don't blame him for beat.
ing her." the third declared, 'if she
dressed like that. That red is awful =
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Hone snrlnos Eternal.

He was addressing a crowd one Sun
day morning on the quay at Newcastle.
II can safely say that no man ever
attempted to bribe me, gentlemen"
said the speaker.
Don't be down-hearted, old chap,
your luck may change" shouted man
In the crowd.-Tit-Bits
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
No Wonder She's Cross.

The woman who has a thousand petty
cares and annoyances while she suffers
blamed if she cannot always be angelical-
ly amiable. What she needs is thoughtful
ness from her family and such simple
and natural remedy as Lanes Family Med
icine, the herb tea that makes weak wom-
en- strong and well. Sold by druggists and
dealers, 25c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
says Mrs. Chas. Barclay
J. -"I was passing
n of life and suffered

from nervousness
andother annoying
symptoms, and |
can truly say that
LydiaE.P Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and strength. I
never forget to tell
my friends what
IydiaE Pinkham's
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
This win Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York, cure Consti-
patton, Feverishness. Teething Disorders,
Stomach Troubles and Destroy Worms
10000 testimonials of cures All druggists,
sted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
(4FR (A A4FRy!!ll!,IE;l;'l'|s[sS;Jl EI''|!y!1lS;Jl
SHonpNN
A NOVEL FARM GATE.
It 10 Easily Operated and is Not Diff
flcult to Make.

This gate is SO devised that instead
of swinging to one side, weight and
cord is so attached that with slight
lift at the latch end it can be raised
and will so back between the two
rear posts so that team or convey
ance will pass without trouble. After
passing a slight pull on the gate will
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Tho lnslanla.

What makes you think that man
would make a detective?"
Because it some natural to him to
wear slouch hat and white neck
tie -
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Mrs. winsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
fammaton, allays pain, wind coic 25c bottle
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Dyspepsia and constipation are avoidable
miseries-take Garfield Tea, Natures Herb
laxative.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Wise people use Hamlins Wizard Oil
to stop pain because they know it always
makes good. Foolish people try experi-
ments. Ask your druggists about it.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Particularly for Particular People.

Souders' Vanilla Extract is produced
from fine Mexican Vanilla Beans-a pure,
rich concentrated flavor. All grocers. Put
up in 10, 10 and 25-cent bottles.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Trv Murine Eve Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
Law. Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Remember you have once been
young, and never forget you may one
day be old-Piggott.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
un to Date.

Blobbs-So he broke off the engage
ment, eh? Did she take 1t to heart?
Slobbs-No to court.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Aliens Foot-Ease, n Powder
For swollen, sweating feet Gives relief The
original powder for the feet. Csc at all Druggists
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

The best thing to do when you catch
cold Is to let go of 1t.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
FARM.MApE GARDEN HARROW.
Can Be Put to a Variety of uees on
the Farm.

This harrow can be used In many
other places besides the garden-for
covering potatoees, following the cul-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
SNAP FOR JIMMIE.

"oh, Jimmie, our pas been appoint
ed postmaster"
Good! Now won't have ter put
any stamps on de letters l sends
yousei"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Questionable.

HAS she sense of humor?"
II can't tell"
"Why not?"
Because she looked serious when
she told me she admired your sing
ing"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
puTIFuL SON.

"You young scamp! I've caught
you smoking my cigars!"
Eyes, pa-er-er-you see heard
ma say that you were smokin' your
self to death and erin tryin' to save
your life!"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

1t sometimes happens that distant
relation is too close.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

ONLY ONE "BRoMo oUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMo QDlNINE. Look foI
the signature of e. W. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

From the blackmailer's viewpoint,
keeping secrets is paying business.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Western Canada The Pennant Winner
ffThe Last Best West"
$5''.!yES


at $500 an acre. The 100000 contented
American settlers making their homes In
Western Canada is the best evidence Of
the superiority of that country. They are
becoming rich, growing from rs 10 SO
bushels wheat TO the acre. go to 110 BUSH
els oats and IS to 90 bushels barley, be-
sides having splendid herds of cattle raised
on the prairie grass. Dairying is an inn
portant industry.
The crop of 1908 still keeps Western Canada
In the lend. The world will soon look to II ne
lite food-producer.
'The thing which most impressed us wns tho
magnitude of the country that is available for
agricultural purposes."- National Editorial
Cores spOnd dence, 1908.
Low railway rates, good schools and churches,
markets convenient, prices the highest climate
perfect.
Lands are for sale by Railway md Land Conn
panies. Descriptive pamphlets and maps sent free,
For railway rates and other Information apply to
Superintendent of immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or
the authorized Canadian Government Agent;
III. NJ. WILLIAMS.
Law Building. Toledo. Ohioi
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Samson was the first actor on record
to bring down the house.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

At the Butchers.
'Ts this meat dear?"
mo, ma'am, sheep!"