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The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

See our Pyro (denatured) alcohol
lamps, giving forty candlepower light
at a cost of one and one-half cent an
hour. Gives the brightest and clearest
light known. Sold on a guarantee.
Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Not Fond Of His Cat.
I was reading to-day about the cat
exchange they have in Paris" Il wish
we had one here. I've got a cat at
home that I'd exchange for a bogus
check on a busted bank and throw in
the a fare - boot."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

When you use our Pyro (denatured)
alcohol stoves, SOC, $500, $3.50, $3.50
and $500, you burn only the fuel that
you need, reducing the cost of cooking
to 1 cent an hour. Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
Appreciation.

I was strongly tempted when We
were in the conservatory alone to take
you in my arms and kiss you. Would
you have been very angry with me IL
l had done so?" "Yes-very. But
thank you for the compliment"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Betrayed by Teeth Marks.
In Prussia recently a burglar was
convicted on the evidence ~ ta..h
in a apple which he had hit.
ten while engaged in his thieverv
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Tropical City That Sees Snew.
Canton. China, h the coolest plass
on the globe. for it, latitude. the one
place In the tropics whore snow %
casionally fallA
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Neighboriy Consideration.
Il heard your baby crying nearly all
night. What was the matter with it,"
II think she wanted me to get up and
carry her around. but vas afraid II !
did you'd be disturbed by hearing me
tramping the floor over your head"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

We have all the ingredients for max
ing the best Of fruit cakes. Give US
your order for Xmas groceries. Nor
gan & Debaillon, phone 81.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
OUGHT 70 . Her.

A Pittsburg girl who stole money
for her lover offers to work II years
to pay back the amount We should
think that the lover ought to help
some and that she would be able to
marry in ten years at least.-Philadei
phia Inquirer.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Cheap Labor q Hindtanse.
Cheap labor has been the principa.
handicap in introducing modern ma
chinery In India.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

The place to buy corn. nay. oats and
all kinds Of feedstuRs ID Upton's.
Phone 1s2. Delivery to al parts Of
town.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

You will find a very nice selection
of vest pocket, pocket or desk diaries
for 1910 at the Moss Pharmacy. Prices
from 15c to $1.O0.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Worlds Barley Producers.
Russia Is the largest producer Of
barley: Germany Is second and the
United States . close third.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
Lost In the Shuttle.

Scribbler-"S0 old Skin1ints family
didn't like the obituary l wrote?" Ed
itor-"Oh, the obituary was all right,
but the fool foreman ran 1t under the
head of People and Pleasant
Events"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

II you have any kind Of printing you
want done, come tell US and We win
supply your wants.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

The domestic science department
of the Industrial Institute will make
fruit cakes to order. Phone 1922.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

The Ever Ready Safety Razor with
twelve blades, guaranteed by us, Tor
81. 90. Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Denatured alcohol in five 90 gallon
lots. SOC; one gallon. 60c; zoe q quart,
at the Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
Wise Advice.

Keep your nose but OF another.
,ress.-D Danish.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
Inqratitude.

tngratitude.
A Missouri farmer was nearly
kicked to death by a mule that he
had rescued from q burning barn. A
mule may be as ~ungrateful as q
thoughtless son.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
The Philosopher Of Folly.

The Philosopher Of Folly.
There might be more poets deyel.
oped in this country" says the Philos-
opher of Folly. 1T we could hear
nightingales at night instead of TOM
cats"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
q. Bunt makes delicious fruit cake
Order one. Phone 31S.
Notice.

The annual meeting OF the stock
holders Of the First National Bank OF
Lafayette, La, for the election Of d.
rectors will be held at the banking
house on Jan. II, between the hours
Of 10 Z. m. and IL M
8. r. PARKINSON. Cashier.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

An Ever Ready, twelve-bladed safe
ty razor, $1.OO at the Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Z Pocket diaries for 1910 at the Moss
Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
Modestv IN Boston.

Modesty In Boston.
Modesty has reached It's perigre In
Boston, where a maiden lady keeps
all books by male authors in one case
and those by females in another case
behind q screen.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Pocket diaries for 1910 at the Moss
Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17
Not Fond Of Ala Cat.

1910 diaries at the Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Pocket diaries for 1910 at the Moss
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-12-17

Thw Master Hand.
There's no greater practiti.
the sugarcoating business thst pner g
very devil himself. -
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
The Best Food for Workers.

The best food for those who work
with hand or brain is never high
priced.
The best example of this is found in
Quaker Oats. 1t stands at the top
among foods that supply nourishment
and vigor, without taxing the diges-
ton, and yet it is the least expensive
food one can eat.
This great food value and low cost
make 1t an ideal food for families who
want to get the greatest good from
what they eat.
Laborers, factory or farm hands, fed
plentifully on Quaker Oats will work
better and with less fatigue than II
fed on almost any other kind of food
All of these facts were proved and
very interesting information about
human foods were gathered by Pro
fessor Fisher of Yale University In
1908. In addition to the regular pack
age Quaker Oats is packed in large
sized family packages either with OF
without china dishes.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
Eve Was a lunuer.

Man still carries the original mum,
Der Of ribs, but he is short of a lung
lobe. Where did he lose It? Eve got
it. Mans right lung to-day consists
of three lobes; mans left lung to-day
consists of two lobes. Let " consider
the missing lobe on the left The
lungs, mind you. are tho life. Eve
was made out of Adams third lung
lobe on the left, the lobe nearest the
heart. She was constructed out Of
wind mostly. That is-she took part
of Adams breath away. Adams pos.
terity of the male persuasion in these
latter days can count on only five
lobes to both lungs; while Ewes
daughters can count on seven; which
accounts for woman having the last
word in controversy.-New Yorh
Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
Value of Trees In Towns.

"The planting of trees in streets
and public places is sure means OF
increasing the healthfulness of a
town, as well as adding to it's beauty,
But" says writer in Building World,
mot all trees are suitable for town
planting; and in order to insure sue
cess, nursery in which to grow the
selected trees should be established
in the neighborhood. London appears
to be well provided in this respect
The London county council maintains
its own nurseries, and large tracts OF
ground at Avery Hill are reserved for
rearing of young trees, whose ulti
mate destinations are the various
parks and public gardens of the
metropolis"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

suddenly taking different course with
her, you could be a great help to
me. / never address the senate that
don't think of you, and wish you were
there to hear me-"
81 should like to hear YOU" said
Amelia, softening u little But of
course couldn't think of appearing in
the senate"
why not? Ladies often appear
there"
Yes, overdressed, no doubt"
We'll, you wouldn't have to be over
dressed" Vernon retorted. He seemed
to have the advantage, but he decided
to forego it. He sank back on the
cushions of his chair. folding his hands
and plainly taking the rest a senator
needs after his legislative labors.
"Of course" he said, I'VE needn't
discuss 1t now. The governor may not
call the special session. II the party
-" but he paused, thinking how little
interested she was in the party.
81 wish you'd let politics alone y
Amelia went on relentlessly. 1T seems
$3.50 common. l don't see what there
is in It to attract you. And how am !
ever going to explain your absence to
those people tomorrow night? Tell
them that politics detained you, I sup
pose?" She looked at him severely
and yet triumphantly, as If she had re-
duced the problem to an absurdity.
why" said VERNON, you can tell
them that l was called suddenly to
Springfield; that an important matter
in the senate"
THE senate!" Amelia sneered.
But, dearest" Vernon began, lean
ing over in an attitude for argument
She cut him short.
why, Morley, do you think I'd
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

ever let on to those Eltons that | know
any one in politics?"
Don't they have politics In New
York;" he asked.
"They won't even know where
Springfield Isl" she went on irrele.
vanity.
"Whatll they say when they receive
our cards next fall?" he asked with a
smile.
well, you needn't think your name
will be engraved on them as senator,
can assure you!" Her dark eyes
flashed.
Vernon laughed again, and Amelia
went on:
You can laugh, but / really believe
you would If I'd let you!"
They were silent after that, and
Amelia sat with her elbow on the arm
of her chair, her chin in her hand,
meditating gloomily on her ruined
dinner.
IF you did any good by being in
politics." she said, as If speaking to
herself. But fail to see what good
you do. What good do you do?" She
lifted her head suddenly and chal-
lenged him with high look.
We'll" he said, spreading his hands
wide, 'of course, II you don't care
enough to look In the newspapers"
"But how could |, Morley?" said
Amelia. '"How was to know where
to look?"
"Why, in the Springfield dispatches
81 began by reading the papers,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

Winter after next. The governor,
though, may call a special session to
deal with the revenue question. That
would take us all back there again
next winter"
Next Winter!" she cried, leaning
over in alarm. do you mean you'll
have to be away all next winter, tool"
The significance of her tone was
sweet to Vernon, and he raised him
self to take her hands in his.
You could be with me then, dear
est" he said, softly.
I'm Springfield" she exclaimed.
why not?" asked Vernon. "Other
members have their wives with them
some of Them" he qualified, think.
ing how few of the members cared to
have their wives with them during the
session.
What could one do In Springfield
pray?" Amelia demanded. go to the
Legislative hops, suppose? And dance
reels with farmers and West side poll
ticians!" She almost shifted her dis,
gust.
Why, dearest" Xernon pleaded
you do them great injustice. Some
of them are really of the best people;
the society in Springfield is excellent
At the governors reception at the
mansion the other night"
Now, Morley" Amelia said, with
a smile that was intended to reproach
him mildly for this attempt to impose
upon her credulity.
Aud, BESIDES" Vernon hurried or
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

Yes, only three weeks" said Yer
non. And then we adjourn sine die.
The Joint resolution fixes the date for
June second"
Amelia said nothing. She was usu-
ally disturbed when Vernon began to
speak of his joint resolutions; which
was, perhaps, the reason why he spoke
of them so often.
"Of course" Vernon went on, with
certain impression Of relief in his
words. Il have another session after
this"
when will that be?" Amelia asked
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

Amelia said But, really now, Nor.
in them about you"
"The most important WORT IN the
legislature isn't done in the newspa-
pers." said Vernon, with a significance
that was intended to hide his incon-
sistency. There are committee meet
ings, and conferences and caucuses;
II is there that policies are mapped
out and legislation framed"
He spoke darkly, as of secret ses-
sions held at night on the upper floors
of hotels, attended only by those who
had received whispered invitations.
But If you must be in politics. she
said, "why don't you do something big,
something great, something to make
stir? Show your friends that you
are really accomplishing something!
Amelia sat erect and gave a strenu-
| Gus gesture with one Of her little fists
clenched. Her dark eyes showed the
excitement of ambition. But Vernon
dropped and placed his hand YEARLY
| to his brow. Instantly Amelia started
up from her chair.
Does that light annoy you" Her
tone was altogether different from her
ambitious one. She was stretching out
a hand toward the lamp, and the white
flesh glowed red between her fingers.
held against the light.
Never mind" said Vernon, 1T
doesn't bother me-"
But Amelia rose and twisted the
shade of the lamp about, and then, as
she was taking her seat again, she
went on:
81 suppose it'll be worse then ever
after-after we're-married." She fal.
tered, and blushed and began making
little plaits in her handkerchief, study.
ing the effect with sidewise turn OF
her head.
Vernon bent over and took both her
hands in his.
IF 1t were only Washington!
There was new regret in her tone, as
there was in the inclination of her
head
1T shall be Washington DEAR" he
said.
Amelia's eyelids fell and she blushet
again, even in the glow the lamp shet
upon her face. They were silent fol
moment, and then suddenly she
looked up.
Washington would be ever so mucl
better, Morley" she said. 81 SHOULD
feel as If that really amounted to some
thing. We'd know all the diplomats
and I'm sure in that atmosphere 20,
would become great man"
Il will, dear; ! will" he declared
but 1t will be all for you"
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
The Psychology of tbs radse.

1--WE always noticed" spoke up
Old jim, that us farmers, when We
git on a billed shirt and a derby hat,
feel about the same as a city Teller
wearin' a soft shirt and SLOUGH hat.
We sort o. b'lieve that it's our duty
to over-in-dulge. In the old days !
wuz one O. them kind what couldn't
even pin a badge on my coat without
a-feelin' that had license ter paint
the town red"
YES" laughed Cal, there hain't
no sadder sight than ter see a per.
fectly sober man all covered with rib.
bins and badges. From "Old Jim
Case of South Hollow"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
Reciprocity.

There is little shop in Park place
before the door Of which is a small
box. The top is fastened by paddock
The key is kept in a hiding place
known only to the man who keeps the
shop, and to the postman. When the
postman has letter for that number
he unlocks the little box, drops in the
mail, finds a cigar, locks the box and
proceeds on his way, This has been
going on long time. The man who
keeps the shop lives over on Long
island He has no clerk and comes to
business whenever the spirit moves
him.-New York Times.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
Two IF n Kind

Mrs. Boggs-I hate to have mar
always complaining about some little
thing. Now, my husband is continual
ly harping on the lace curtains.
Mrs. Woggs-Yes, and my husband
has keen kicking on our front dooi
every morning at three o'clock for the
last 20 years.-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

table. i Will never De WltnouG tnis
medicine in the house:"-Mrs; SAML
Another Operation Avoided.
Adrian, Ga. -"I suffered untold
misery from female troubles, and my
doctor said an operation was my only
chance and I dreaded it almost as
much as death. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound completely cured
me without an operation. LENA ".
HENRY, r. +. ID. 8.
Thirty years Of unparalleled sue
cess confirms the power OF Lydia u.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
cure female diseases. The great, vol
ume of msolic.. ed testimony constant
ly pouring in proves conclusiyely that
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound is remarkable remedy for those
distressing feminine ills from which
30 many women suffer.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
Busted

Many a man goes broke-in Health
then wealth. Blames his mind
says it don't work right; but all the
time it's his 6osVels. They don't work
liver dead and the whole system gets
clogged with poison. Nothing kills
good, clean-cut brain action like con
stipation. CASCARETS will relieve
and cure. Try it now. Oil
CASCARETS l0c box for weeks
treatment. All druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
Why He BOUGHT IL.

Conductor - Say! aren't you old
enough to know that you can't ride
on a child's ticket?
yistiddy Samanthy sed | wuz gittin' t
be childish-like, an so / thought
mebbe I'd let me ride half-fare.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

Rough on Rats fools the rats and mice,
but never fools the buyer. The secret is,
you mot the maker) do the mixing. Take
hint, do your own mixing; pay for poi
son only, then you get results. It's the UNI
beatable exterminator. Don't die in the
house. l5c, 25c, 75c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

tainly done me a
world of good and
I cannot praise it
enough. I suffered
fromirregularities,
dizziness, nervous
ness, and a severe
female troub lie.
LydiaE .Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound has restored
me to perfe C t
health and kept me
from the ODpratinO
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces IN
dammation, alays PAIN cures wind colo. Csc Dotte
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

The patriotism of the Office seeker
is the greatest ever.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

When the end of your work Is on
of sight, look aloft.-De Lesseps.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

You don't have to run boarding
house in order to board train.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

DR.. Piercc's Pellets, small, sugar-coated, easy
take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomac
liver and bowels and cure constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06

Some family skeletons are padded
beyond recognition.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
ARE YOU LOSING

through a racking cough that You cannot seem
cheeky A bottle OF Aliens Lung Balsam will cuI
the trouble and help you back to health.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-06
SAVED
FROM
OPERATION
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Louisville, Ky.-"Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has GER
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1909-06-11
CENTENARY OF A UNIVERSITY.
Miami Celebrating III HundredtF
Birthdsy-oxford TO- Institution
Has Splendid Record.

Oxford, O.-Miami university Sat
urday began the celebration Of its
hundredth birthday. in connection
with the annual commencement exer.
cises. The institution, though small.
having only 1906 alumni, II growing
rather fast, and now has LOO stu
dents. But it il not its size that
Miami boasts OF, for in the hundred
years of its existence 1t has given to
the country a remarkable list Of dis
tinguished men.
Miami has given to the country one
president, BENJAMIN Harrison; eight
governors of states, three cabinet OF.
ficers, six foreign ambassadors, seven
United States senators, % United
States representatives, So federal and
state judges, 80 college presidents and
a host of other distinguished men.
Gen. Robert Cumming Schenck Of the
class Of 1927 was one Of the greatest
speakers the house Of representatives
ever had. Oliver P. Morton, the IA
nous war governor OF Indiana; Cal
win 8. Brice, United States senator
and capitalist, and Stanley Matthews,
chief justice Of the United States,
were Miami graduates. David Swing,
the famous Chicago preacher, was
graduated from Miami and for IL
years was principal of the university's
preparatory school
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1909-06-11
~BLACk HAND LIKE MAFlA.
Ohio Organization Governed Like
the Old Society," Many Branches
Are Found.

Cincinnati Revelations in the ex-
tortion, plotting and murder by the
BLACK Hand" as uncovered by the
post-ofice inspectors from the Cincin-
natl Office show conclusively that the
band in Columbus, Marion, Dennison
and Bellefontaine and other Ohio
towns, was organized along the same
lines as the old Malta, but, II any
thing with much better system for
concealing its movements. III
1t is now known that the Ohio
Black Hand" or the Society Of the
Banana" as its members style them
selves, had a branch in Pittsburg, Pa,
and one in Chicago. and q line that
extended to South Dakota. Regular
meetings were held and the money
obtained sent to Italy. III.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1909-06-11
SOCIAL WORKERS MEET.
National Conference Of Charities and
Correction u Opened In
Buffalo. N. Y.

Buffalo, N. Y.-The largest and
most important session ever held by
the National Conference Of Charities
and Correction in the So years of its
history opened here Wednesday. The
meeting lasts through June 16.
Ernest p. Bicknell, director OF the
National Red Cross in Washington. is
president of the conference this year.
and at the first general session after
the formal welcome to Buffalo. he de-
livered a most interesting address on
Problems of Relief Growing Out of
Great Disasters" based on his recent
experiences in the forest fire region OF
the northwest, the southern food re-
gion and the earthquake zone in Italy.
The National Conference is really
seven or eight large bodies Of men
and women engaged in as many diff
ferent lines Of social and philan-
thropic work in the United States and
Canada. and as consequence the pro
gram Of its meetings falls into sec
lions. This year there are distinct
conferences on Detectives. Fam
lilies and Neighborhoods. Health
and Sanitation" Immigrants. Law
breakers" State Supervision and Ad-
ministration, and Children.