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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07
FOR FORTY YEARS.

The Herald and News is proud of
its friends and especially those who
have proved their words by their
deeds. We have in our Office bound
volumes Of The Herald and News
and its predecessors back to 1889
We have subscribers on our mailing
list whose names have been there for
many years and whose names are still
there since we adopted the cash plan.
When we went on the cash basis we
parted with some who had had their
names on our mailing list for many
years. In appreciation of our kind
ness in sending the paper without pay
for 50 many years they became angry
and Immediately proceeded to take
some other paper or none at all
These friends are not worth much IN
times of trouble, but we wish them
well.
We received the following letter
the other day and we appreciate tht
kind friend and assure those who reat
it that Mr.. Bedenbaugh is a young
man. He started in the right direc
tion in his youth and has not depart
ed therefrom:
Prosperity, S. c., Apr. %, 'O9.
Mr.. E. H. Aull, Newberry, S. c.
Dear Sir: Enclosed please fine
check for $3.50, my renewal subscrip
ton to Herald and News, beginning
May 1st, 1909. I first subscribed K
The Herald in 1869, and this vii
make 40 years for me, not so bad fo1
a young man!
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

The enormous fee which the press
claimed that the firm of Fielder and
Roundtree received for their services
in the dispensary litigation, turns out
to be a hot air yarn from the town
of Atlanta.-Sunter Herald.
Well, please tell us what fee these
Atlanta lawyers did receive for their
services? Were they paid in Atlanta
hot air and did they get read cold
cash. or was it on a commission ba-
sis?
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07
WORTHY OF CONFIDENCE.
An Offer Backed up by One Of the
Most Reputable Concerns in
Newberry.

We will either cure you Of eonsti-
patton or pay for all the medicine US
ed during the trial. You pay us moth
ing if we fail. That's a mighty broad
statement, and we mean every word
of it. We will back it up with our
own personal reputation. too. Could
anything be more fair and secure for
You.
The most scientific, common sense
treatment is Rexall Orderlies. Their
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07
THE IDLER.

I read an advertisement the other
day in newspaper. Yes, 1 some
times read advertisements. You know
it depends largely on what you put
in your advertisements whether they
are read. But I did not start out to
lecture on advertising. It is the sub
ject matter of this particular adver-
'tisement. It was a bank advertise
ment and contained a quotation from
Nelson Morris, the Chicago million
aire packer. The head line ran "$5
a month can make man rich. -
Now most anybody can make S. a
month but it is the man who can save
S. a month who gets rich. Now, I
don't believe in making money just
to save 1T but there is a simple les
son in bookkeeping that every young
man ought to learn as soon as he is
old enough to spend or make money.
That lesson is always to spend less
than he earns.
The great trouble with every young
person starting in life is to save the
first $lO0, but il this little rule I
have given is learned and practiced
then the foundation for success is
laid.
But I want to tell you how this
Chicago millionaire made his millions
on a start of S. a month. It is worth
quoting in this column and is good
stuff for bank advertisement. Here
is what he says:
II began my career at wage Of
my board and SIS a month. T had
saved S35 at the end of the first year
and then T went into business for my
self.
"Young man, it is the easiest thing
in the world, this making money. All
you need is resolution to spend less
than you make and a cheerful dis
position that will permit of no dis
couragement to turn you aside from
your purpose"
"Now go to work and aim for the
highest place in your business. You
can get there if you honestly try.
But whatever you do, do it honestly. !"
That is good advice, amt it? If
you don't start right, though, it will
be mighty hard to follow this advice
after you get old.
I don't believe much in these mon
ey worshippers- those fellows who
think the dollar is the only thing
worth while-and yet. and yet.-well
it.countS mighty far in every depart
ment of life. IF vou have money Won
have entire into the very best society.
IF you put good sums into the col
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07
Lutheran Church of the Redeemer
Rev. Edward Fulenwider, Pastor.

The services at the Church of the
Redeemer Sunday will be as follows:
II a. m. morning service, with SER
mon by the pastor on the subject,
1.-THE Missoin Of the Holy Spirit in
the World.'' Text John 16:l9-ll.
At $50 p. m. a large chorus of
vell-trained voices will render sac
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

red cantata, "The Daughter of Jair-
u.s. This will be given under the
auspices Of the choir of the church.
Sunday school will be held at 4 p.
m. At this service an announcement
in regard to a change in the hour Of
meeting will be made.
The public is cordially invited to ali
tie services of the church. -
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

In order to vote in the election on
the issue of bonds for the extension
Of the sewerage, it is necessary to
have a registration certificate from
the town. Today is the last oppor-
tunity to secure such certificate. Get
your registration at once.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07
Sincerely,
Z. W. Bedenbaugh.

Forty years is long time and yet
looking backward it does not seem so
Ions. For more than half that time
tbe present editor has been in charge
and it seems only last year that we
started.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

lection plate you are a mighty pill
lar in the church. And nobody asks
any questions about anything else.
You can do pretty much as you
please.
But don't you forget there is
time coming when money can't buy
you even a drop of water to cool
your parched lips.
There are things in this world,
even, that money can't purchase, but
| have always believed that it would
be a mighty good thing to have
around the pockets.
W. @. Hipp, of Pomaria, was in
Newbe1ry the other day. [
mean Nose Hipp. Just how
they get Nose out of W. Q. l
don't know but T do know that he is
better known as Nose Hipp. Well,
you know this is the same Nose Hipp
who claimed that he had a chicken
hen 26 years old and The Herald and
News published it as if it we're true,
and it may have been. The editor
printed a picture of this hen and
Nose. The poor aged hen has since
died a natural death and was given a
Christian burial by Nose. He says
that is true and, therefore, it cannot
be true as the editor of the Ander-
son Mail stated at the time, that he
had just eaten that hen at the New
berry hotel. That was before Alex.
Brown had charge Of the hotel. So
much for the hen and by way Of In
PRODUCTION.
When Nose was in town the other
day I heard him telling the editor
that he had white oak tree in the
corner of his yard that was 106 years
old and he knew it, that he could
trace its history back that far and he
gave the names Of his authority, but
I think they are all dead now. But
Nose says that tree two feet above
the ground measures 81 feet IN cir
cumference or 9 feet in diameter and
that it is not like the trees Of Cali
fornia, hollow in the centre, but that
it is solid. And the editor said he
was going down to Moses and see
it and take picture Of 1t. Well, l
hope he and Nose will take somebody
along to verify what the editor has
to say about it when he comes back.
Just measure off 9 feet and then
look at some of these big oaks about
here and see how far under 9 feet
they are in diameter Then you can
have some idea how big tree 9 feet
in diameter is. Nose says its the big
gest tree in the State and I guess he
is correct. Nose is a big hearted
good fellow and everybody likes him.
The Idler.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

Register today for the election on
the issue of bonds for the extension
of sewerage.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

place Editor Hemphill will not likely
offer.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

There are things in this world
even, that money can't purchase, bu
l have always believed that it woul
be a mighty good thing to hav
around the pockets.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-05-07

But don't you forget there is a
time coming when money can't buy
you even a drop of water to cool
your parched lips.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23
MARVELLOUS HEALING
SPRINGS OF PAS0 R0BLES
THE ATTENTION OF THE WORLD
ATTRACTED.
California Has AstOunded the Entire
Medical World with Her Great
Hot Springs.

When Admiral Evans was taken from
his fleet and placed at Paso Robles to be
cured of his aggravated case of rheuma-
tism, the whole world marvt led, but
when after three weeks sojourn he was
placed once more in direct command of
his fleet, the amazing magic of Paso
Robles was understood.
These springs are now being spoken OF
and investigated by the leading medical
men OF every country.
The early Indian used to carry his sick
over plain and desert to be healed at
Paso Robles then came Padre Juniperro
Sierra tl797) with his associates, the holy
Franciscan brethren, and the cures of
the springs Oecame as miracles when in
written form they went home in reports
t. Spain. Then came the pioneers and
the building up OF California until with
the prominence of Admiral Evans visit
the entire world has at last awakened to
the realization of what these springs
really accomplish.
In cases of rheumatism, gout, kidney,
stomach organic and neurotic diseases
these springs act with absolute and un-
falling success. Men and women, in
every degree of rheumatism, come to
Paso Robles, and from all walks of life.
Here one can see the rich, the poor, the
bank president and the laborer making
the same pilgrimage after health, and
Paso Rnbles does not disappoint them.
Men so bent and doubled up with
rheumatism that the slightest movement
makes them scream with pain, leave
Paso Robes after short treatment in a
state OF health one could scarcely under
stand,
The bath house is the finest IN the
world. If one suffers from i'll health, no
matter whar condition it may be, Paso
Robles should be visited at once. The
condition OF your purse should not make
you hesitate The rich man ran secure
all the luxuries he desires and the poor
man may live well on a small amount.
A small book, neatly illustratek, has
been recently published by the manage
ment telling of the story of the Hot
Springs in most interesting manner
and giving complete information. Send
for it, either to VIM. McMurray, Gener-
al Passenger Agent OF the o. X. q n,
Portland, Ore, or DR.. F. w. Sawyer,
Manager, Paso Robler, Cal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23

and you contract no doctors bill.
Whether you expect to break your
neck or your leg, keep 1t In the house.
Ever since history can tell us any
thing about man and bugs there have
been bugs in the ear. Some fly there
and some crawl there. A senator on
the floor charging Roosevelt with i'm.
periallsm Is just as apt TO get bug in
his ear as the farmer turning hand
springs on his haymow. Queens hav
had them as well as peasants. Up t.
this time the person with bug in hi
ear has suffered for days or weeks be
fore finding relief. Ny remedy is f.
Simultaneous. Lay the victim on hi
side and drop ten drops Of the liQuir
In his ear. Don't try to remove the IN
sect with tongs or pinchera. Don't sc,
for a doctor, who will charge you
and stand you On your head. The fir
drop of my remedy that strikes IL
bug Will give him to understand thG
he has made n mistake in the orificn
and he won't be a minute backing on
and looking for knothole in the floor
Provided with bottle Of my remed
you can sleep under haystacks til
year round. IF there is a roaring T.
the ear after the bug backs out, let 'el
roar. It is only bluff and viii sooI
get tired Of it. ~t
Rene 1y New One.
I have read history back for 400
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23
Brazilian FORAGE Plant.

The most productive hay or fodder
plant known, grows II to II feet high
and reaps heavy crop of seed in three
months from planting, 1t can be moved
down when it rea hes five or six feet in
height, and will grow up again so quick
ly, especially under irrigation, that
from three to five cuttings can be Sc
cured in season, with good care and
cultivation it will produce thirty ton
to the acre, This plant is grown eX-
tensive(y in South America and Mexico
for forage purposes. 1t has never been
grown this far north or in the United
States to my knowledge. One pound of
seed covers an acre sown broadcast or in
rllls 30 inches apart, dropping inches
apart, under irrigation SOW II rills and
cultivate frequently. The broad, dark
green leaves clssely resemble corn and
it surpasses in nutritive value any other
forage plant known 1t is greatly rel
ishod by all kinds of stock, either green
or cured. For seed purposes plant three
feet each way and cultivate. There will
be 40 stalks to each plant and 20 seed
heads, which are ~ to "a inches long,
covered with seed Besides heavy crop
of fodder it will yield 2500 pounds Of
seed to the acre unequalled for poultry
feod and will ripen in any latitude that
will ripen corn. secured One.eightll
of pound OF seed last spring and sowed
in rills 80 inches apart. | cut it three
times and secured over ton each cut
ting, After the last cutting let it 20
to seed and secured nearly 300 pounds.
1t is invaluable to the man with a small
arm who has no place to keep COW OF
horse. You can grow it between your
trees in the young orchard, and have
plenty of green fodder all summer and
cure enough for winter use and have
plenty of seed for your poultry.
| have a limited, amount of seed
for sale. II you want any of it act
qnickly, as it will not last long. Sent
postpaid on receipt of price: One.halI
h., $l.75, one 10. $500, two lbs. for $5
2 Oh, Packages for SOC.
Seed in any quantity can be had al
Perigo 4 Sons, Star Grocery.
J. o. HOOKER,
h, +. D. No. 2, Box 80,
Hood River, Oregon
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23
RANGER WRITES ON
PORTLAND ROAD
Mermo', D., Ore

Dec 10, 1909.
Editor Glacier-ln your issue OF
December 8, read an ticle con
cerninR the proposed automobile
road fIom Portland to Hood River
In this article the writer strongly
eC9mmends a road via Lost Lake
8y any practicable grade over this
foute, the distance between the two
yoints would be nearly one hundred
miles. 1t would also be necessary to
reach an elevation Of four thousand
eet u III re in crossing the lowest
pass between Hood River valley and
he Willamette valley in the List
Lake cOuutry
1t is true that from the terminus of
ne Lost Lake road to the TERMINUS
t one OF the branch roads, on the
B'p Sandy Is a distance of thirteen
Uiles ry the Forest Service trail, but,
in travelling that thirteen miles,
vtu must clint about one thousand
feet higher than Lost Lake and des
Cend t#o thHusat d feet. Ihe route
refer tn would iutersect the Barlow
Road near Welche's summer resort
All OF the Couutry around Lost and
Boil Run Lake j. extremely rough
broken by deep Canons an high
ridges thiUk it would Ee just as
expensive per mile to construct
road in the Lost l. ke country as ii
would be along the Columbia River.
ther are number of other routes
which could be ueed. but the one OF
| speak of is the most practicable, J
telIeVe
II such a road WAS built, it could
not be opened tor travel before July
10. aud would be closed by Nov Of
eRch yeai on account OF snow. There
would be no benefit to any Of the
farmers on either side in connecting
Hood River with the willamette val
lev Ey wagon rosd. there il now
road south of nat. Hood, which
come t. Eastren Oregon with the
Willamette valley 1t is travelled ty
autos great deal through the sum
mers .asou, between Portland and Mt.
Hood, and is the shortest po sible
route between those two pointe
II you want to build hundrt d
miles of expensive road, hall of it
through the Cascade mountains IN
order to give a few of the farme Of
Hood River valley goo1 rod from
their apple orchards to town, think
this wolli be an ideal route, On
the other hand, it the people of Hood
River and Port aud want practic.
a lie automobile route TO connect
tnose two points, the Columbia River
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23

take enough interest in it to talk
shout it with Others.
The "sand clay road" Is heyond
experimental stage. In RlehIaud
County. South Carolina, there ate
4OO miles OF 1t tut of a total of go
miller, and th,y are pronounced
equally as good as macada n lied
roads and often hettsr. They are now
ln Us all over the Southern states
where there is much sand, and also
In some Other states. But do ncl
mead to refer to SAND clay ruadt
thousands OF miles from home. /
passed over one In the Grbuts Pa
country last summer, and it was the
best road between Portland and
California. But We can come closer
home and find them right here in
our valley. The upper eni of the
I"cker bill, and considerable of the
davidson hill, are sand clav roads.
rarts OF the residence portions of
state and Oak streets iu Hood River
are sand clay roads When these roads
we're built they were called gravel"
roads. Bot the gravel" used YVES
nothlng else than very coarse sand,
and in some places it happened to be
dumped IN soft clay IN such proper.
tions rs to form, srcidently. sand
clay roads. 1t is an easy matter to
build them. Ihe clay soil is plowed
up and graded and thsD the sand /, is
hauled 90 top and LET to be worked
In by the travel hut it wnuld be
better to spring tooth it in snd mix
IL thoroughly, 50 thtt there Will be
an even mixture Of clay between the
particles o! sand. ne PARTICLES Of
sand must to .ch each other, aud tie
lay uust til the spaces between.
II later t is inclined tn he soft. il
indicates the need of m rs sand, and
u 1t "runbles. it net mare clay.
We have deposits of this sand. not
only in the valley, but also all alot.
the Columtia River, that can be useo
for this purpose. those parts Of ON
valley that have soils more sand
than Others, will of course require
less expense in the construction OF
,hese tO9ds
! hope the people of Hood River
valley viii aCquaiuL TIE msel YES with a
iata on sand clay roads, and provid
themselves with snch roads. We are
certainly tOrtuuate II "sving the
nate! ial, aud We Can build from t
l0 miles OF this ruad Tor the same
money that it takes to build one mile
1t macadam road. aud remen ter, It
is better road than the maoadam
road.
f. +. Friday
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23
A Happy Statement.

I am happy to make the statement
here that all Is well again. l have not
only patched up the mangled remains
of Faith and Washington, but have
several entirely new views. One OF
them is view OF silver mine in the
west which has millions Of tons Of the
richest ore in sight, but whose stock
can be bought for II cents on the dol
lar. With the picture Of the mine |
also show the picture of the man who
owns it. 1t is said to be even better
than the one at police headquarters In
Denver.
also show an entirely new picture
Of Columbus discovering America. He
stands with one foot on the deck Of his
vessel and the other on the bulwarks,
and the smile ON his face is like mo-
lasses on buckwheat cakes. He has
done something smart and knows It.
Old Cabot will dispute the honors with
him later on, but Christopher seems
to realize that all true Americans will
stick by him.
A third picture Is ex-President Roose.
welt leaving the White House after
serving his second term. He left that
my artist might take his picture and
that he might get to Oyster Bay and
have some oysters. There is no shad.
ow Of regret on his face. On the con.
trary, he seems to be saying: "Goodby
you blamed old rookery. Goodby, For.
aker, Tillman and Bailey" All other
shows, whether secular or religious
are cautioned not to use this picture
without permission.
1t should be understood by the pub.
lie that there IL nothing In my exhibi,
tions to bring on brainstorms or tota
depravity. Elders of churches have
not gone away after viewing them
and robbed henrOosts, and members
Of legislatures have sold their votes
previous to admission and have moth
Ing to lose.
Watch for Pilgrim Joe and his RENE
dies and free exhibitions. If the one
won't cure you, the other will. II botl
fail, then nothing ails you and the bur
den is off your mind.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23

route is the Lest for thee reasons /:
~ 1t is An even and easy grade; [2)
It wou.d be open to travel three or
toul months longer In tire yeaE; 49,
1t uld lie about thirty i've miles
shorter than the Lost Lake route.
There would also he another rea~oD
Why the Last Lake rCute could moi
ne built. Owing 10 Il special act Of
Congress, approved April %, 10
It i unlawful Tor any ue tn enter
the Bull Run Forest except federal
aud State officers, and officers OF rhe
EitS Water Eoala. Fer .nis reason
, hnt the Forest Service would refuse
o grant permit tor u wagon road
acloss this Forest, aDd it would be
necessary In cross it in hniIdiug a
ROAD by this route.
Percy 7 Shelley
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23
PILGRIM JOE WARES
Announces More Moving Pictures
and More Remedies.
CURE FOR BROKEN NECKS.
Full Directions With Each Bottle,
Good News For Those Suffering
With Bug In the Ear--Beware Of the
Fake Druggist.
BY M. QUAD.

copyright 1900, by Associated Literary
Press.l
w BEG to announce to the suffering
III public that in addition to my well
IN known and highly priced rene
dies known as Pilgrim Joe's Pain
full Alleviator and Pilgrim JOe's Elk
of Life, neither Of which the world
could now do without, l have invented
and placed on sale with all respectable
druggists the following, viz:
Pilgrim Joes Sure Shot For Broken
Necks.
Pilgrim Joe's Bug In the Ear Rene
dy.
Pilgrim Joe's Bowlegged and Bow
Back Straightener.
In calling at drug store for my
remedies don't make purchase until
the druggist makes an affidavit before
a notary public that he has never been
sent to state prison except by acci-
dent, and likewise assure yourself that
the store is not run in connection with
a faro bank.
Statistics show that every year at
least 10000 people die of broken necks.
Most of them are caused by falling
down the cellar stairs while going
after pitcher of cider. but my RENE
dies should be kept in every house in
the land, no matter about the cider.
Full directions accompany each bottle,
and Il child can understand. As soon
as the victim announces that he has
broken his neck he should be stretched
out on his back and the two ends Of
the broken spine brought together.
Then begin to rub on the remedy. Talk
In a gentle, soothing voice as you rub.
Assure the victim that his neck will be
longer and stronger than ever when
you get through with him and try to
prevent all mental excitement. The
bones will begin to knit almost at
once. and two hours will complete the
job. He may not feel like drinking
any cider that night. but on the next
will call for half a barrel to make UP
for lost time Only 80 cents a bottle
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23

I have read history back Cor 4.0n
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-12-23
$3.50 Per Acre-258


acres 4 miles from Camas.
l25 acres in cultivation. One
house and , good sized barns.
Good well, Water piped to
the house. Large family orch
ard. Will make an ideal place
for stock. Plenty of good
timber suitable for wood. Can
all be we cultivated. Terms
half cash; balance on reason-
terms.