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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27

being supported by his brother. Byron
E. Cooney of the editorial staff of the
Evening News. A wedding breakfast
at fashionable cafe preceded the de-
parture of the couple on a tour of two
weeks in the east, Mr. Cooney is one
OF the best known young business men
IN the city, where he has lived for
eighteen years. He is the junior part
ner in the f. H. Cooney Brokerage COM
pany. His bride is the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Robert Haydn, whose home
has been in this city since childhood.
Mr., Haydn is the we'll known adver-
tlsement writer and president of the
Silver Bow Democratic club The bride
received many pretty gifts chief among
which was a chest of magnificent silver
from her father. Mr.. and Mrs. Cooney
will live at $50 West Galena street.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
ROCK SPRINGS. WYo.

The marriage of Miss Mary Hatala
and Earl Larsen, two popular Rock
Springs young people, took place last
Monday at the Catholic church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Juel and Fred
O'Donnell left Thursday night for
Bay City, Mich, called there by a tele-
gram announcing the death. of their
sister, Mrs. Vallez, who passed away
Wednesday afternoon. Mrs. Yallez was
formerly Miss Alice O'Donnell and was
born and brought up in Rock Springs
where the news of her untimely death
causes much sorrow to her many
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27

friends. She was about So years of age
and leaves a husband and five little
children Her death was due to heart
trouble. Nearly three months ago her
mother, Mrs. William O'Donnell. and
sister. Miss Nettie, went to Bay City to
spend some time with Mrs. NalleZ, and
both We're with her when the end came.
The sympathy of their many Rock
Springs friends goes out to the beredved
family-Rock Springs Miner.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
RAWLINS, WYo.

Miss Nellie Tierney left Friday morn
ing for Denver, where she will spend a
few days.
Mrs. Patrick Sullivan from Casper
has been the guest of her sister, Mrs.
John Mahoney. for the last week. Mrs.
Mahoney and Mrs. Sullivan left for
Denver Friday morning. They were
joined in Cheyenne by Mr.. Mahoney,
who will accompany them.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27

with a population of 100000 Catholics
Clergy, 141; churches, 1855; colleges and
academies. u: parochial schools, %;
orphanages, 4: charitable institutions
q. The parochial schools register an
attendance of $3.50, while the orphan
ages shelter SAT children.
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Lester Rohlman of Cirnarron. y. NJ.
| is the latest arrival at Sacred Heart
college, Denver.
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The senior branch of the Holy Name
society of the cathedral parish held its
monthly meeting Thursday evening
Feb. %, in Logan avenue school house
The junior division will meet in the
same place Saturday afternoon. Feb. 81
and both divisions will receive holy
communion next Sunday at the
o'clock mass at Logan avenue chapel.
The Sacred Heart Aid society will
meet on Thursday, March 4. with Mrs.
j. f. Cannon. 2541 Gaylord street.
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The next meeting of ST. Vincent's Aid
society will take place Tuesday after
noon, March =, at the home of Mrs.
John A. Flynn. 1922 Clarkson street
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On account of the regular meeting
day falling on Ash Wednesday the
Wednesday Afternoon Literary club
met the day previous at the home of
Mrs. Thomas NJ. Moore. 2I25 East
Twenty-first avenue.
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Miss Adrienne Roucolle of the cathe-
dTal parish and a prominent member
of the Wednesday Afternoon Literary
club, was awarded first prize i'm the
play contest of the Denver Woman's
Press club. Two Innocent Friends" is
the title of Miss Roucolles playlet.
which is but one of many from the pen
of this gifted young woman.
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Mrs. William Sayer Of 1861 Pennsyl-
vania avenue entertained her friends at
a buffet luncheon Thursday afternoon
of last week.
The second of a series Of delightful
sacred concerts was given Sunday even
ing at Sacred Heart church. and was
participated in by the following well
known talent: Mrs. Fred p Johnson.
Mrs. John s, Schilling, Miss Regina
Hanson, Miss Antoinette Page, Miss
Bautch, Mrs. P. r. Riordan. Mrs. Dick
inson, Messrs. W. F. Foreman. Ben
Foley, Alvis A. Hank and Louis A
:. d..
cluded the evening with short ad-
dress.
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The third anniversary of the death of
Dennis Callahan was commemorated by
a solemn requiem mass in Logan ave-
nue. chapel on Monday. Feb. %.
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The Ash Wednesday services in Io-
gan avenue chapel were splendidly at
tended. and auger we'll for faithful
observance Of the holy season of Lent
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Little Miss Carol Smith of the cathe-
dral parish is again seriously ill.,
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The latest edition of the I. c. $. Jour-
nal, the publication of the Immaculate
Conception school, is decidedly interest
ing, as we'll as neat in appearance. The
paper is issued by the students of the
eighth grade, but contains news of all
the class rooms
AT the masses in Logan avenue chap
ell last Sunday Father H. L. McMena-
min made plea to those belonging to
social clubs to desist from card PLAYING
and other light amusements during the
solemn season of Lent. 1t is hard said
he, to keep the fast, when elaborate re-
freshments are served in connection
with these gatherings
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
KEN M ERER, WYO.

Dick Keenan,, an old-time business
man of Kememmer and the owner of
business property here. was a visitor in
town several days the latter part of
the week. now being located at Deitz,
in the northern part of the state. Mr..
keenan, has recently invested much
money in a new hotel being built in
Montana. and expects to take active
charge of it. He positively refused to
set price on his business property To-
Gated in Kemmerer preferring to hold
it.-Kemmerer Camera.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
CARSON CITY, NEV.

The funeral of Mrs. Jane Hearty
took place last Friday from the Catho-
lie church after solemn mass had been
said for the repose of her soul. A large
number of friends attended the funeral,
and the following acted as pall-beareTs;
MeSsrs. Grow, Glanzman, Geese, Miles,
Hurley and Murray.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
EVANSTON, WYo.

Mrs. w. j. Cashin is having her eyes
treated in Salt Lake. She is at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Cashin.
G. O'Neil arrived last Monday morn
ing from Salt Lake and will remain in
Evanston several days enjoying a visit
with his many old-time friends.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
LANDER, WYo.

The st. Ann Sewing society met with
Mrs. William O'Brien Wednesday,
Mrs. Eta McCord will leave the first
of April for years visit with relatives
in Missouri and Illinois
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
Church Notes.

Father Thomas H. Malone was the
orator Of the day at st. Leo's church
last Sunday. The subject of a singular
ly interesting and impressive sermon
was And the Greatest of These Is
Charity" Father Malone made his re-
marks especially applicable to the Len
ten season, and urged the universal
brotherhood Of mankind upon his audi
tors.
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On next Sunday throughout the dio-
cese there viii be a special collection
for the Indian and negro missions The
letter of Cardinal Gibbons and Arch
bishops Farley ard Ryan outlining the
purpose of the collection was read last
Sunday, and all of the pastors urged
generous contributions that the work
may not be crippled as 1t was in 1903.
According to the latest church direc-
tory received in Denver during the
week, the diocese Of Denver is credited
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
Coming.

Annual concert for st. AIMS Orphan
age, March II, Salt Lake theatre.
Finest program ever given.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-02-27
Diocese Of Denver

The InteTmountain and Colorado
Catholic is placed on sale at the
James Clarke church goods house. 6f
California street. Denver, Colo.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
Some Modern Sayings

THE modern clergy and their witty sayings
have furnished material for many comphca-
tions, some of which are fairly familiar Yet
certain anecdotes have not lost their SAVIOR.
For instance, when young advocate said to
Dean Swift Surprising. doctor. that the
parsons and the devil should ltigate cause.
which party do you think would gain 1t =
THE devil. no doubt. was the dean reply,
" as he would have all the lawyers on his side.
As little reverent toward rank was the re-
ionder of DR.. Sprat, who being appointed
cha plain to the Duke of Buckingham, on his first
dinner found goose placed opposite his seat.
The Duke. observing the dish, said he wondered
why it generally happened that geese were
reason" Sprat replied: "but l shall never see
a goose again but shall think of Your grace"
Robert Hall popular English preacher Of
his day. once heard sermon by a very vain
clergyman who pressed him to state his opinion
of the effort He remained silent for awhile.
hoping that his silence would be rightly inter-
preted. The man was only the more urgent.
At length Hall said, There very fine
passage ~ am pleased to hear you say
Pray sir. which was it! Why, sir, 1t was
the passage from the pulpit to the vestry."
Hall for time lost his reason and was con-
fined in an asylum. An acquaintance entering
the place surprised to meet him. and asked.
" PRAY. Mr. Hall, what brought you here -
Too much of this said Hall tapping his
forehead. which will never bring you here.
One day he was discussing church reform
with minister who originally dissenter. had
become member of the Established Church,
receiving lucrative appointment at the same
time. When hard pressed by Hall arguments.
his constant refuge was. :" can't see 1T l
don't see it" At last Hall took a letter from
pencil in small letters the word " God. =" Do
YOU see that2"-" Yes" He then covered it
with piece of gold DO you see it now -
"No."-"I must wish you good morning. sir.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
OXYGEN AND MUSHROOMS

0NE of the Government experts attached to
~ the Department of Agriculture describes
a singular way of removing oxygen from the
air by the aid of plant.
Inside glass bel-jar, suspended over water.
is placed mushroom, and sunlight is allowed
to fall on the plant. The mushroom absorbs
the oxygen from the air in the jar and the
carbonic acid formed during the process is
absorbed by the water. which gradually rises
in the jar to one-ffth of its height. The mush-
room now dries up; but its animation is only
suspended as may be proved by introducing
beside it d green plant when it will again begin
to vegctate. being nourished by the oxygen
exhale.! from the fresh plant.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
By Abram S. Isaacs


When at breakfast at his
home visiting divine prayed that the Lord
would "open his mouth wider than ever"
Hall, whose mouth rather large, told the
visitor that it could not be we'll done unless
it was slit from ear to ear.
Sydney Smiths Wit
SYDNEY SMITH was the ministerial wit par
~ excellence: but unhappily his tests were so
admirable that they are now twice told tales
indeed. However, most of them will bear
repetition.
Before the first Bishop of New Zealand left
England. Sydney Smith strove to remind him
of the dangers of his mission. You will find
in preaching to cannibals," he said. that
their attention will not be directed to the spirit
but always be concentrated on the flesh; for
am told that they never breakfast without
cold missionary on the sideboard. We shall
never meet again: but let us hope that you may
thoroughly disagree with the savage who eats
YOU"
You are afraid of me-" said Smith to a
Young woman who sat beside him at dinner
You crumbe your bread, and that Is an un-
deniable proof of shyness. do it when sit
by the Bishop of London, and with both hands
when l sit by the Archbishop.
why are You doing that" said he to
child who was stroking the shell of a turtle.
"Oh, to please the turtle" was the answer.
"Why, child. You might as we'll stroke the
dome of Saint Paul's to please the dean and
chapter.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07

and quick to crack a Joke, with
its sharp sting toe If necessary OF course, when
the lester is ruler. one must be satisfied with
his humor at all hazards. the audience
of the faithful whom Moslem ruler spoke to
one Friday from the pulpit in the market place.
People. what shall preach to you about
to-day? We do not know. they replied.
We'll. if you don't know. shall not tell you"
and down he came from the pulpit. There was
no sermon that Sabbath.
The next week the old inquiry was made,
and the people rejoined. So We know; when
the royal preacher said. If you know. You do
not need me to tell you. And again an abrupt
close to the services.
The third week the people were more wary.
and replied. Some of know, and some do
not know" And now they expected to trap the
Let those who know tell those who do not
know" came his utterance, and the people
were trapped instead.
Heard in the Mosque
1T must have been an Arab cleric holy
pleasant voice reciting the Koran. How much
is thy monthly allowance? the sage inquired;
"Allowance!" replied the reader. Why. l
get nothing "-"Why then the sage asked.
''dost thou take all this labor on thyselt! =
II read" came the rejoinder. "for the sake q, OF
God. -" Well" the sage answered, TOR Gods
sake don't read any moreH'
In the "Gulistan are other illustrations OF
clerical wit: but what could be more sug-
gestive than the following?
A reader in a mosque had so bad an accent
that his master. the chief sage, said, My good
young man, we have several old men who
receive five dinars monthly for their services.
l will give thee ten dinars to go elsewhere he
went away: but returned. Why dldst
thou send me away" he said to the sage. " In
the place to which | went they now desire that
shall take twenty dnars and go away; but l
have not consented. =" Don't accept, the
sage rejoined for after awhile they may
offer thee fifty
Rabbinical wit is vital element In the
Talmud and Midrash. entering into the dis
cussions of the sages and appealing to the peo-
pie with magic power. when dry disqulsltions
and honies without such spice would have
driven the people away.
A preacher in those olden days noticed that
his audience seemed to be asleep despite his
eloquence Once he cried there was
Iewess who had six hundred thousand chill
dren." The people were all wide awake now.
and demanded to know the womans name.
." Jocha bed, was the response. Was not her
son Moses equal to six hundred thousand who
came from Egypt" There was no lack OF
attention for the rest of the sermon.
An English rabbi was asked by his congrega-
ton if there was any weighty reason against
having a clock in the synagogue. by no
means" was the reply. Have your clock:
but put it outside the building. and then you
can tell how late you come to the service.
Two rabbis were passing the beautiful syna-
gogue in which one of them ottclated. Ho"
envy you'll said the first You must be in a
paradise =" Hold. friend!" the second ex-
claimed. I'm the original paradise there was
only serpent; but in this congregation
are many of them"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
Refused to Be . Knave

A WELL known English clergyman always
refused to play cards When demonstrated
with for his want of sociability. he replied. :" l
do not play cards, for one reason only: it takes
four knaves to play game. and l refuse to be
one of them"
Archbishop Tillotson had similar horror of
knaves: for one day he met Sir John Trevor,
who for some misdemeanors had been expelled
from Parliament. Il hate to see an atheist
in the shape of churchman." Sir John
exclaimed. "And l." the good Bishop re-
joined, "hate to see knave in any shape"
More eccentric than witty, perhaps, was
the Rev. Daniel Burgess, who observing only
a small congregation assembled one day.
suddenly exclaimed. Fire! Fire! Fire""-
Where? Where? Where?" shouted the
people. astonished and alarmed at his words.
In hell" he responded, ito burn such
wretches as regard not the glad tidings OF the
gospel
One instance when witty ecclesiastic met
his match is recorded of David Garrick. The
Rev. Laurence Sterne. who was not brilliant
example of loving husband, met him one day
and said in sentimental way, The husband
who behaves unkindly to his wife deserves to
have his house burnt over his head" If
YOU think So said Garrick, doubtless glad to
get even with Sterne for once. Il hope your
house is insured"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
Why from Adams Rib

WHY Eve was made from the rib OF Adam
w has been explained by a witty sage of old.
If she had been created from his mouth, she
would have talked too much; if from his feet,
she would have gone about too much; If from
his ears she would have listened too readily:
but she was made from a rib, which is near the
heart, to show that she must always be dear
to man.
An English preacher in the seventeenth
century spoke in similar fashion when he said.
with the text. ITO be or not to be- that
woman should be like and unlike three things.
She should be like snail. always keep within
her own house: but not like snail, to carry all
she had on her back. She should be like an
echo, to speak when she was spoken to: but
not like an echo. always to have the last word.
She should be like town clock always keep
time and regularity: but not like town clock,
to speak so loud that all the town might hear
her.
preacher in the reign of Charles II. was to
receive ten pounds if in his sermon at the
funeral of Madam Creswell he said nothing but
we'll of her. She was rather bad character
and herself had dictated the clause in her will.
So, after a general address on mortality. he
thus concluded, by the will of deceased sis
ter it is expected that should mention her
and say nothing but what was well of her. All
that Shall say of her, therefore. is this She
was born WELL she lived well. and she died
we'll; for she was born with the name Creswell,
she lived in Clerkenwen. and she died in Bride
we'll"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-07
CLERIC AL HUM OR

said Hall, and left him to his
thoughts.
Whar ~ hrao1-f,c% AZ b;c
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1909-01-14

Notice For Publications. Final Proof
( 4, Carey l.. Sharp, of Twin Falls
Idaho, heir OF B. l.. Weaver, deceased
who made entry No. 1915, under the
provisions OF an act of the legislature
of the State of Idaho, commonly known
as the Carey Act" approved March
End, 1899, which embraces SWA NWA
of section 25, of township 9S, of range
ICE, do hereby give notice OF my in
tention to make final proof to estab-
fish my claim to the land above des-
cribed, and that | expect to prove that
| have resided on, reclaimed and Guilt
waited said land as required by law, be-
fore E. B. Williams. representative OF
the State Land Board, at Twin Falls
Idaho, on the 18th of January, 1909
by two of the following witnesses:
G. E. Harlan, w. S. Parish, w. w
Parish, Pearl E. Parish, all of Twin
Falls, Twin Falls County, Idaho.
NOEL V. SHARP,
Administrator of the Estate of B. L.
Weaver, Deceased
Deferred one week to Jan 23.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1909-01-14
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT, IN
AND FOR THE COUNTY OF TWIN
FALLS, STATE OF IDAHO.
Margaret n 'MOnn Plaintlff

VS.. -
Daniel F. Moon, Defendant.
Alias Summons.
The State of Idaho sends greeting to
the above named Defendant.
You are hereby required to appear
in an action brought against you by
the above-named plaintiff, in the Dis
trict Court of the Fourth judicial Dis
trict of the State of Idaho, in and for
the County OF Twin Falls, and answer
to the complaint filed therein, a copy
of which Is hereto attached, within
twenty days, exclusive of the day of
service, after the service on you of
this summons, if served within this
district, or if served out OF this dis
trict then within forty days. The said
action is brought to dissolve the bonds
of matrimony between you and the said
plaintiff, on the ground that disre-
garding the solemnity of the marriage
VOWS, you abandoned and deserted her
on or about the goth day of June, 1906,
and for the custody of the minor chill
dren, together for title to all proper
ty that Is now on the records in the
name Of the said plaintiff.
And you are therefore notified, that
if you fail to appear and answer the
said complaint as above required, said
plaintiff will apply to this court for
the relief demanded in the said COM
plant.
Given under my hand and the seal
of the District Court of the Fourth
Judicial District Of the State of Idaho,
Twin Falls County, this 30th day of
December, 1908.
II. T. WEST, Clerk.
(SEAL) BY R. H. Roys, Deputy Clerk.
HALL AND LARSON,
Attorneys for Plaintiff,
Twin Falls, Idaho.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1909-01-14
Notice For Publication-Final Proof.

Notice For Publication-Fin Proof.
|, VIM. A. Wheeler, of Bull, Idaho,
who made entry No 2116, under the
provisions of an act of the legislature
of the State Of Idaho, commonly
known as the Carey Act approved
March End, 1899, which embraces
SWA of SWA of section 2S, of town
ship 9S, of range 14E, do hereby give
notice of my intention to make final
proof to establish my claim to the land
above described, and that | expect to
prove that l have resided on, reclaimed
and cultivated saif land as required
by law, before E. B. Williams, repre-
sentative of the State Land Board, at
Bull, Idaho, on the End day of Febru-
airy, 1903, by two Of the following wit
nesseS:
Harry Smith, W. l.. Hubbell, F. C.
Smith, Andrew Lindberg, all of Bull,
Idaho. VIM. A. WHEELER,
Entryman.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1909-01-14
Notice For Publicatlon-Final Proof,

=
l. Joseph d. Pratt, of Kimberly, Ida
no, assignee of Jessie P. Daley, who
was assignee of Ernest A. Hodges, who
made entry No. 1921 under the provi-
siops of an act Of the legislature of
the State Of Idaho, commonly known az
the Carey Act" approved March End,
1899, which embraces Ell SWA OF
section %, OF township lis, of range
1SE, do hereby give notice of my inten-
ton to make final proof to establish
my claim to the land above described,
and that | expect to prove that have
resided on, reclaimed and cultivated
said land as required by law, before E.
B. Williams, representative of the
State Land Board, at Twin Falls, Ida,
on the 10th OF January, 1909, by two
of the following witnesses:
John P. La Sale, James Budd, Alma
Pratt, John Walen, all CT Kimberly,
Idaho.
JOSEPH D. PRATT, Entryman.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1909-01-14

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