The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1909-08-01
Gossip of RailWaymen.

for all they want to do is to. carve
you In return for. your getting
glimpse of paradise
Gosh, I wish Doc Ainsworth would
take me in. He could carve away
for further orders IL I could only get
some Of the comfort those chaps have
out there.
Just come 10 think OF IT. Imagine
living like a dog all your life and then
getting in there and being treated
white and being waited on and all that
sort Of thing. lima CINE being in a
place which never sees any dust nor
scorpions nor anything which would
make your flesh creep except the
knives and the other instruments, and
they are SO bright and clean that they
look happiness itself
Why, Doc Afnsworth is so gone on
cleanliness that he won't have any
panels in the doors, through fear they
will collect dust. They are all made in
one No chance for the microbe in
that hospital, and the doctors don't
have to use their hands TO turn on
water That Is done with the knees.
Il told Charley Junkins OF that hos
pitaI and said I would try to use nv
influence with Doc Ainsworth to get
him in there. though he is working for
the Ell Paso Southwestern. Junkfns
needs a hospital He was going along
happy as he could be when a big dog
takes him for fresh meat and grabs
him. There was Charley bowling like
fits. and in Market street. too. and
yelling = q
= Take him. on me-: Don't you see:
that :he IS eating my Lego Why he's
taking my trousers off me-
Does he hurt. your asks Fred
Thompson OF the Rock Island ::
i Does: he hurt: n3e?" bawls Charley
louder. than ever. untii the griffin his
ofiee in the Menadnock building. heard
him and. said,
oh my. there's the boss fighting
with-:a poor: little bull terrier. Amt
it a .shame* how he Whirls; around try.
ing TO make the dos. giddy.. The first
thing you know. = J.unkins Will be. ar
rested for cruelty to. animals
-. Then comes a. man along and kneeIs
down and bites the dog until he lets
gos:.and Charley .rushes away, holding
on TO Ills pants. No, the dog didn't
+: w hat does. that Charley do2 In
stead of. trying to find out the name OF
the man who bit the dog to free him
he was worrying the district attor-
ney's.:offiee to get the dog arrested
+. ~. - I.u :haXe the law on that dog he
AEllOAF ana i IL tlcsE- II put III rLGll-
Look at mas leg.
>. This is where T stepped in.
-: Go to. Doc Afnsworthts hospital
near the. panhandle. and get your ap-
'pendix removed.
~. what's: that for??. he. says The
dog didn't bite. my appendix. He bit
my Seq
&: 2. Then. says Il. SO out and have the
leg removed sor have Doc .Ainsworth
- -
run a red. hot. Ifon IN. the. bite and
save. yotl from. iiy.trophobfa-s You are
neXer safe now from hydrophohia, not
for 10 years. after.t.*:
+ with that. he bets: opt a cough and
one of. the. boys: thought he. had the
and PUSHES out. saying
that Junkirs was. going mad. And tt
was atrue; ne was :getting mad, mad as
a halter: over: that dog bite; -. Il
=. $40. says he. frrlly> I don't want
a hospital. and r.. know: A nsWorth
would. do me .:proutt. what. I want IS
d: lawyer, and instead. :: of ealing on
Doe AIM worth TIL. give. my f.case TO
Ohm E. j! oulds an with that he starts
for. the INTEL eetua + floor Of the. Flood
building $. ' E: 81. I: .S..
81 j. r. Monroa. cflfef clerk .of*the pas ]
senger department Of the Southern Pa:
vacation and is: ,dJiTy5 Impressed with
the fact that we are a progressive City.
F raHk x. E. Batturs has. made him be-
+ B. 81 csooI,s. 20 IA m ercial. agent Of the
Rock. Island al los Angeles, Is:.in the
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T. Ralph +.Stnbljs: who Represents. the