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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
ALONzo AND BILL.

Alonzo is a likely boy; he's fun OF mental
grace.
He keeps a-throwin' gems o. though,
promisc'ous round the place.
An strives with me an mother in n man.
ncr most polite
To get us to take notice when our gram
ma isn't right.
He shaves at least three times n week
Alonzo's mighty neat.
An mes expert In his judgment about
things that's good to eat
HIS brothers kind o. different. lie ain'i
built so much fur show.
blu saws an splits the fircwood an nc
shovels of the snow.
The SEWN circle compliments the fam
lily now an then
ABOUT Alonzo; saying he's the incest OF
young men.
But as fur me an mother. we jes' do as
parents will,
Dofyfn' neighbors' comment We are
mighty strong fur Bill
we like To hear the stompin of his
feet out In the shed
we IKE TO hear his laughin way OF
=. hollerin TO be fed.
IL amt right to be partial, but on,
hearts is all aglow
rur that boy who splits the firewood
an who shoves off the snow!
-Phiiander johnson. in Washington Star
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

II n sprig of parsley dipped I'm
vinegar is eaten after an onion. no
unpleasant oder from the breath can
be detected.
In piclling alum helps to make the
pickles crisp. while horseradish and
nasturtium seeds prevent the vinegar
from becoming muddy
Stone jars for bread and cake boxes
should be scalled twice week in
the summer weather. summing. If pos
sible, to keep mold from gathering
Lamp wicks can be prevented from
smoking by soaking them i'm vinegar
and drying thoroughly
A cloth wrung out I'm very hot
water and often renewed will remove
discoloration from bruises.
Bonzine rubbed on the edges OF car.
pet is sure preventive OF moths.
All of the combs and hair brushes
should be washed weekly i'm n quar-
of warm water in which a teaspoon.
full of ammonia has been placed Place
only the bristles in this solution rs
the water will loosen the glue in
the back of the brush If it is sub
merged. Wipe well and place in the
air to dry.
The secret of cooking game is con.
slant lasting. IL should be under
done and full of gravy.
Pare potatoes and cover with coIi
water fer an hour before COOKING
and they will be less liable to turn
dark after they are boiled.
Never wear cotton or linen un.
derclothing in winter. When it be.
comes damp from perspiration it is
alright. and a draught striking il
converts it into a cold-storage lin
ing which could not be better design.
ed for pneumonia wool garment
will take up the perspiration, and the
warmth of the body will cvaporatc IT.
Habitually eating soft foods, to the
exclusion of everything that is harI
or crusty, will not only weaken tho
digestive organs, but will lead ia
rapid decay of the teeth. When these
are not used i'm the mastication OF
harder foods, thoy become weak. jus;
rs any muscle will that is not given
sufficient work to do.
When cutting fudge when cold. or
any candy, if it does not cut nicely
try heating the knife and it will cut
much easier
If y some misfortune your cake
should burn. an effective instrumen;
for removing. the burnt crust is a fla
crater. 1t is far better than a knit,
in that it does the work more even
ly and leaves smoother surface 70,
the icing.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

Vegetable Compound has done for me
during this trying. period. Complete
restoration to health means so much
to me that for the sake of other suffer-
ing women l am willing to make my
trouble public so you may publish
this letter" -MRs. CHAs. BARCLAY,
RED, Graniteville, VT
No other medicine for woman's ills
has received such widespread and I'M
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know of has such record
of cures of female ills as has Lydia T..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For more than 80 years 1t has been
curing female complaints such as
Inflammation, liberation, local weak
nesses, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and it is
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period of change of life.
IT costs but little to try Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and,
as Mrs. Barclay it is worth noun
tains of gold " to suffering women
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

Little Willie-"Say, pa. what is gang.
piankT Pa-''It's a plank the gang
mas inserted in the party platform. my
son."-Chicago Daily News.
Says the Manager "'Vice is a mon
ster of such hideous mien'- that II
only needs to be reproduced and the
success OF your play is assured."-
Cleveland Leader.
Il sometimes think" remarked the
regular patron, that the snare drum.
mer should be the best musician in
the theatre orchestra" He usually
is said the drummer.-Chicago Trib.
une.
Ihey tell me this hall can be
cleared in five minutes?" said the lee
eurer, examining the place. Eyes. re.
piled the janitor; would you like 10
Try 1t Observation-Disclosures States.
man.
Weary dying under apple tree)-
say, mister, kin | have one of dem
apples?" Farmer-"Why, them apples
won't be ripe for four months yit."
Weary-"Oh, OATS all right. amt
In no hurry. III walt!"-Life.
You say you put a great deal of
work into that article of yours ?"
Yes" answered the author. months
OF work. Ii required only a few hours
10 write it, but it took months of eff
fort to get it published. Washing
Star.
1 hope" said patient, courteously,
i nave not brought you too far from
your regular round" "Oh. not at all"
replied the doctor. 81 have another
patient in the Reighborhood. so | can
Kill two birds with one stone!"-PbiI-
adelphia Inquirer.
Advertising will Go everything hut
WORK miracles" says the Philosopher
OF Folly. u doubt II this one, for In.
stance, will get any results: Poor
young man wishes to correspond with
pretty girl willing to do housework
OBJECT, matrimony' - Cleveland
Leader.
Percy Pickle-"Aw-I called on
MISS Wose last night and for two
hours she played the piano" Miss
Tabasco-"Yes. and she said the INNS.
ic reminded her of you" Percy Pickle
or me? In what way d" Miss Ia.
basco-"It was SO soft and Slow
Chicago Daily News.
Don't you know that the destruc.
ton of the forests will change the
climate?" I've heard So" answered
Farmer Corntossel. "An'. much as
we need the woods, if thought It md
do anything to this climate. blamed
IL l wouldn't go out an chop down a
observation-disclosures Star.
Borely-T got rather a cool recep.
ton when l called at the Smiths last
night, but they warmed up finally.
why, when was leaving the whole
family came to the door with met"
Griggs-"That was because some one
took three umbrellas out OF their hall
rack few evenings ago."-Judge.
Tommy" asked the visitor. what
are you going to be when you grow ND
to be man?"-'T'm going to be an
Arctic explorer" responded the bright
little boy, "and now will you give me
a quarter?" Gracious. Tommy. What
do you want with a quarter?" "I want
to get five ice-cream sodas and find out
how much cold can stand. "-Chicago
Daily News.
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Explaining Matters.

There were some deficiencies I'm the
early education Of Mrs. Donahoe but
she never mentioned them or admitted
their existence "Wul you sign your
name here?' said the young lawyer
whom Mrs. Donahoe had asked to draw
up a deed transferring a parcel of land
To her daughter
You sign It YOURSELF an I'll make
me mark said the old woman. quick.
~. Since me eyes gave out. I'm not
able to write a wurrd, young man"
How do you spell it?" he asked
pen poised above the proper space
Spell II whativer way you PLACE. 4"
said Mrs. Donahoe, rocklessly. Since
I lost me teeth, there's not wurrd
IN the wurrid can Youths
Companion,
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"NIEMOIRS OF DAN RICE" THE
CLOWN OF OUR DADDIES.
At Last, There is on Sale a Book
Brimful OF American Humor.

Brimful OF American Humor.
Any bookseller will tell you that
the constant quest of his customers
is for "a book which will make me
laugh" The bookman is compelled
to reply that the race of American
humorists has run out and comic lit
erature is scarcer than funny plays.
A wide sale Is therefore predicted for
the Memoirs of Dan Rice" the
Clown of Our Daddies, written by
Maria Ward Brown, book guar
anteed to make you roar with laugh
ter. The author presents to the pub
lie volume of the great testers
most pungent jokes, comic harangues.
caustic hits upon men and manners.
lectures. anecdotes, sketches of ad-
venture, original songs and poetical
illusions; wise and witty, serious,
satirical, and sentimental sayings OF
the sawdust arena of other days
These Memoirs" also contain q series
of adventures and inciIer: alternat-
Ing from grave to g0y: descriptive
scenes and thrilling events; the rec
ord OF half century of a remarkable
life, In the course of which the sub
ject was brought into contact with
most of the national celebrities of the
day. The book abounds in anecdotes,
humorous and otherwise; and II af-
fords a clearer view OF the inside
mysteries OF show life than any ac-
count heretofore published. Old Dan
Rice, as the proprietor of the famous
"One Horse Show" was more OF a
national character than Artemus
Ward. and this volume contains the
humor which made the nation laugh
even while the great Civil War ragged.
This fascinating book of 500 pages,
beautifully illustrated, will be sent
postpaid to you for $3.50. Address
Book Publishing House. 134 Leonard
street. New York City.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
CHILD ATE CUTICURA.
Spread Whole Box of IL on Crackers
Not the Least Injury Resulted
Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.

New York friend of Cuticura writes:
MY three year old son and heir, after
being put to bed on trip across the At
lantic, investigated the stateroom and To-
Gated a box of graham crackers and box
of Cuticura Ointment. When search was
made for the box, it was found empty and
the kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on the
crackers. 1t cured him of bad cold and
l don't know what else
No more conclusive evidence could be
offered that every ingredient of Cuticura
Ointment is ABSOLUTELY pure, sweet and
harmless. If it may be safely eaten by a
young child, none but the most beneficial
results can be expected to attend its appli-
cation to even the tenderest skin or
youngest infant
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
Of Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass.
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500 Reward. sfnn

The readers of this paper will be pleased Ia
learn that there is at least one dreaded dis
ease that science has been able to cure in all
IT'S stages, and that's Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known 10
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con.
stitutional disease, requires eonstifntional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
nally, acting directly upon the blood and mu.
eous surfaces of the system thereby destroy.
ing the foundation Of the disease. and giving
the patient strength by building up the con.
stitution and assisting nature in doing it's
work. The proprietors have so much faith
~ IT'S curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that il fails to
cure. Send for list OF testimonials. Address
II. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
Tariff and Business

The argument that business suffers
whenever the question of tariff revi-
Sion is taken up Is a very popular
one. According to people who take
that view, the time for tariff revi.
sion will never come. If business Is
booming, we are told that it would
be folly not to let well enough alone.
If business is depressed, we are warn
ed that we are likely to check re-
Vlval, and if business is rallying, we
are told to stand out of the way and
let IL rally.-Wall Street Journal.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
Use for Old Ornans

ION my last trip through country
towns" said a travelling man, 81 met
a drummer who was buying up old
church organs and was shipping the
wood back to a violin manufacturer
in New York. He said that the max
er of violins thought that wood that
had done service I'm one of these little
cabinet organs was the best he could
find for the average fiddle and he paid
that drummer a small commission on
every wornout organ he could pick
up"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

The United States Tobacco Journal
tells of curious scheme in use in
Germany for raising money for char
ity. Boxes for cigar and cigar ends
have been placed in cafes and public
buildings by a charity organization
and enough money is expected from
the sale of this class of refuse to feed
and clothe LIPS children during the
winter months. What becomes of the
stumps is secret fortunately kept
from the smokers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
A Comnosite Product

Mrs. Boggs-Mr Meekman is a
splendid example of what a man
ought to be.
Mr.. Boggs-Not on your life He's
a splendid example OF what wife
two sisters. n grown-up daughter and
a mother-in-law think man ought
to be.-Puck.
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Supported,

California was making its biennial
declaration Of war upon Japan.
The President is opposed to us"
said the sponsor of the movement,
the people of 40 benighted States are
opposed to us; but" he passed for
effect; but Hobson Is with US"
Nippon was Jared by the mighty
cheer that went up.
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A Reminder

You were south. weren't your"
Yes. And IL was so interesting
watching the peasant women carrying
around great heavy Jars on their
heads"
Yes. They are almost as strong
as some of the New York women car.
rying their hair New York Herald
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20
DIFFICULT SAILING.

II can't please my husband"
why not?"
He fuses If talk about such
trivial things as styles, and gets mix.
ed up and mad If / ask him to OK.
plain The Balkan situation or the in.
tiative and referendum. Washing
ton Herald
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EXACTLY.

Going to the North Pole is no
pleasure trip" said the sympathetic
friend.
We'll" answered the Arctic ex.
plorer. 1T reminds me somewhat Of
the average pleasure trip. Everybody
Is so anxious to start and so glad
to get home. "-Washington Star.
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Historloa, Enntnnte

Socrates had just swallowed the
hemlock.
There's no benzoate OF soda I'm it
anyhow" he said, and I'd rather
take my dose all at once and have il
over than to linger along for years as
a member of poison squad"
But Plato, who was paid by the
line, worked up this simple incident
into n story of several thousand
words.-Chicago Tribune.
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Don't BE MisIed.

Many life has been cut short by a
cough that was not believed to be serious.
Many "A backache and sideache follows a
coughing spell. Many a night is passed in
cough cure" that never cures is tried Do
not be misled. If YOU cough. take the old
reliable; Kemp's Balsam, the best cough
cure. At druggists and dealers, 25c.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

Colonel Gunnsome is getting TO
be a pretty big man in politics. isn't
he?"
Yes; whenever he calls on the
president he has TO be careful to ex-
plain to the reporters that his visit
has no political significance. Chi.
CagO Tribune.
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Incredible Brutality.

Moud-My fiance is heartless
wretch.
What's the trouble?
Maud-I've got a better offer and
he won't release me from our engage
ment. Boston Transcript.
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Both in the Same Boat

Sir, could you give me little as
lstance?" said the weary wayfarer
L don't know where my next meal is
coming from" Neither do l." re-
piled the prosperous-looking individ-
ual. my cook left this morning,
too. "-Philadelphia Record.
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Even.

Scientist-We are now getting mes.
sages from Mars and answering them
mquirer-But you can't understand
their messages, can you,
Scientist-N-o. But then, they
cant understand our answers either
Cleveland Leader.
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DR.. A. J. PICKERING,
PosT-oFFIcE BUILDING,
EVANSVILLE, w. VA.
A New Game

The junior partner of the Wall
street firm was slightly indlsposed and
the senior partner was calling him ur
every three minutes.
why do you telephone so often:'
inquired a friend.
We'll, his temperature fuctuates
considerably and some of my custom
ers are specializing on the fiuctua
tons. louisville Courier-Journal.
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Too Risky.

DO you approve OF the plan of
teaching pupils TO box?"
Net Internationally" replied the
country pedagogue, remembering his
husky 19-year-olds. Might be all
right. though. if you'd authorize the
teachers to carry guns. ''-Philadel.
phia Ledger.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

minutes. They show
signs of wear through
pain in the back and
irregular urination.
Doan's Kidney Pills
cure kidney ills In
old or young. Mrs.
Mary G. Phelps. 4
Spring St, Westfeld,
Mass, says:
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

am past w years
old, and am to-day without a sign Of
kidney trouble, backache, pain In the
sides, etc, which had bothered me-
DOan's Kidney Pills cured me so that
kidney trouble has never returned"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box
Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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Discomfort of a Sailors wife.
Noah was plainly downcast.

NOdu was plalnly uOWncaSt.
L brought along plenty of clothes
for my wife, but she says they look
as If. they came out of the ark" he
cried.
Herewith he saw that the salvage
of baggage was a mistake.-New York
Sun.
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PRACTICAL.

"A young man has telegraphed me
that he has just welded my daugh-
ter i hope he's a good practical
man." Il guess he is. He wired me
collect. "-Louisville Courier-Journal.
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GERMAN pI-EASANrRY

The Herr Lieutenant: Have you
read any of the latest English nov
els?"
Fraulein Freda: NO; | am trying
to lead better fe."-Caricatureon
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from nervousness
andother annoying
symptoms, and L
can truly say that
LydiaE. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and siren 9Th. L
never forget to tell
my friends what
/ ,ydia T. Diulxham'q
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Rhematism Cured in n Dav

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism radi.
cally cures in to days It's action is remark
able. IL removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. First dose
greatly benefits. 75c. and 81. At druggists.
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In the Dry Zone

Bottled water is having a big sale
now in Georgia"
Helps some to drink 1t out of a
bottle. | spose?"-Louisville Courier
Journal
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Renular.

The Preacher-Do you go to your
place OF worship every Sunday?
The Layman-Yes, that's the only
day / have time to call on her.
Cleveland Leader.
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Horrible,

That was an awful disaster. There
was only one survivor-isnt that ter
rible?"
Fearful. What a bore he'll bet"
-Cleveland Leader.
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Didn't Act Ike II

Son-Pa, when you licked me this
morning, did it hurt you, too?
Father-Well-er yes.
Son-It didn't bother you a bit when
you sat down after!
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To have more of Health and more of Life,
take Garfield Tea This Natural laxative
regulates liver, kidneys stomach and bow
els, corrects constipation purities the blood
and eradicates disease
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

Contracts have been let for Winni-
pegs new municipal electric power
plant to cost approximately $1.014,i
700.
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Piles Cured in @ to 1fDays.

ca"eo OF Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Prot rudino
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. 60c.
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THOSE NICKNAN1ES

HIIN|''II
Knicker; Lionel Clarence Mont
morenci Jones went to school this
morning"
Booker: And Butch Jones came
home to lunch. New York sun.
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Mrs; Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
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WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
says Mrs. ChaS. Barclay

Graniteville, VT. ~ was passing
the Change of Life and suffered
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ONLY Ono "I,romo OuInine,

That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
tor the signature of L. w. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day 25c
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Even a pious fraud makes lovely
cOrDse
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A stlokIer for Words.

In case of accident, cuts. wounds, burns,
scaldsg sprains, bruises, etc. nothing will
so quickly take away all pain and soreness
as Hamlins Wizard Oil .
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OLD PEOPLES KIDNEYS
Often Need Helpful Stimulation.

The kidneys are the busiest organs
of the body, filtering rs they do all
the blood every three
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New Charity Scheme

Itch cured in 30 minutes by WooIford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails At druggists.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-04-20

1 want every chronic rheumatic to throw
away all medicines, all linimcnts, al
plasters, ana give MUNYON'S RlIEUMA-
TlSM REMEDY n trial. No matter what
your doctor may say, no matter what
your friends may say, 10 matter how
prcjuditcd You may be against all adver-
uscd rpulCCi X, - RI once TO your drug
Cist and gct bottle OF the RIIEUMA.
llSM lEMEDY. " It fails To give Fatis-
faction.l viii refund your monHy.-Munyon
Remember this remedy contains no sal.
icvlic acid. no opium cocaine. morphine or
other harmful drugs. II ~ put up under
TIE guarantee OF tie Pure Food and Drug
act
For snle hv I'LL 6rrr-l-.s Price. DC
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~ you suffer from FITS. Failing sickness spasns or
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cOycry Will relieve them, and al you arc aqkoi ID,
40 IN 90 send for FREE B0ftio 81
q, Dr. Mays Epiieptic Cure.
~ mas cured thousands where everything else
lhlleo. sent free With directions. Express Prepaid
WuafAntcod by Nay Medical Laboratory under tho
natlonhl wood and Drugs Act, June 30th 1906 Guar.
any NO lWf. Please give A0E and full address
-. =. DR. W. n, MAY,
"@o Fe"rt street, New ork CITY.