The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-01-01
sUNFloWER PHILOSOPHY.

oONr LOWeH PHILOSOPHY.
What a lot OF things people hid,
from each other,
Ihere Is not particle OF sense bach
OF great deal of hope.
We don't like people who are always
fussing about hard times.
There are only two ways to guess
but man oftener guesses wrong than
right
Whose fault was lt? In the opinion
OF the man you are wrangling with, II
was yours
People are usually willing TO do their
duty, but they do not like to do too
much of il.
People expect SO much that they
fear the worst when they have plenty.
The only excuse for a man school
teacher Is that he whips harder than
a woman.
II you keep on asking for good adj
vice. some day you will get il and
won't like it,
There is always material for a fierce
political quarrel if you can find fools
TO engage in IL.
The newspaper a man takes is very
much like the town in which he lives
never satisfactory.
People will be all right as soon as
they forget this year and begin TO hope
Tor next year.
Considering the annoyances of life. a
patient man or woman is entitled TO
a great deal of credit.
The smaller the woman the larger
the hat she looks at when she goes into
a millinery store.
The woman who only powders feels
mighty superior TO the one who also
paints her cheeks.
bald-headed man makes a good
deal better appearance than a man
with a whole lot Of bushy hair.
There should be fewer warships built
in time OF peace and more homes for
old people neglected by their kin.
Some mems systems of reform close. |
~ resemble a boys method of driving |
cattle-to "holler" as loudly as pos. |
sible.
To the real strict church observer
there occur about forty seasons in a
year when parties must be given with
the blinds down and the news kept out
of the paper.
A woman hasn't thoroughly learned
- oADHBAhE ~ Sut CdH I make
the rounds down town without spend
ing a cent.
You never hear a girl say she hopes
10 marry man who viii love her truly
ana sincerely; she always says she
wants TO marry a rich man. Girls do
not beIleve in love as much as they
pretend to-
You must have noticed that army Of
ncers are very thrifty in their love
anairs; they never marry poor girls
who belong to big families
BY the time spinster has reached
Iorty years OF age she has horror OF
nearing Of a marriage in which the
bride is elderly because she knows that
very one she meets will say. archly:
There is still hope for you"
How many agreeable things do you
hear during the day. and how many
things? We kept count
o-day. with this result: Agreeable.
lone; disagreeable, thirty-seyen.
We once knew man who seemed 10
'eally have sense. IF he hasn't sense"
We used to think, mo one has" He {
las turned out to be- the biggest Ounce
n town. and we are discouraged.
There should be more written con. {
racts and fewer understandings" {
falf the quarrels between men origi- I
late because they do not understand {
agreements alike. Written contracts I
would avoid all this. {
When a young man starts in bust. I
less without much capital It is custo-
nary to praise his pluck, though the 7
uality known as pluck is often an {
Indifference 10 the possible creditors a
eho will suffer by his failure. s
A rich mans daughter shows N In .
he daintiness of her apparel all her
lie. but rich mans son is as dirty \
nd dusty and unkempt as a poor s
lan's son until he is grown.-Atchison [
Kan.) Globe. u
III the women are seeking a field of O
eform. let them find IL in themselves A
lst before Christmas This Is the sea. v
On when a woman works herself TO a
cath providing silly and worthless
lings to give to people she cares moth.
* for, and all at an expense to her
whom she is supposed 10 :,
early love. This Is a field that needs !,
orkers worse than all others. and ey. -
~ woman in ii has only TO work on =
erself TO accomplish a needed reform. %
-Atchison (Kan) Globe.