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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15

Eldorado. O.. Jan. Like Cincin-
natus, when the Romans found him at
his plough. and made him the head
liner Of more than comic opera war,
only to return to the rural districts
after said engagement and renew his
agricultural pursuits: 30 Uncle Andy
Harris returned to Eaton after his
war against the battalions Of the
brewers One thing which the ex-
Governor missed in the matter u the
similie was the golden crown. where
as he was forced to content himself
with the famous Stetson which saw
duty throughout the campaign
But Nr. Harris fslt a-thssu.oewrk
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15
"PLUCK THE PLUNS"

He who is content to sit under with his
open waiting for the plum to rpen fall
angry If another who is progressive climbs
out the branch at the risk his life pucks
plum If anything after it. don't wait
you.
One OF the simplest and cheapest satisfiers is
Palladium want ad For few pennies you make your
want known in the majority Of homes in Wayne Co
to read and Palladium want ads and pluck the
plums." Turn to Page now. plum may there.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15
NEGRO THIEF IS
IN DEEP WATERS
Police Believe ShiveIy's Con-
feSSi0n Not Complete.

George Shively, the Anderson negro
who stole the horse belonging to Rus
sell Oliver, of Dayton, which was re-
covered in this city. appears to be get
ting into deeper trouble. The negro
has confessed to the theft of two 9TH
er animals and the Dayton police do
not believe his confession is compile te
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15
READY FOR HEARING.

Judge Fox has informed the attor.
neys in the mater of Harvey Borton,
who seeks to be restored to sanity.
he will hear the proceedings in the
case at any time. DIR. Markley made
a report in this case several weeks
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15
Adjourn Until Monday.

Both houses adjourned until Mon.
day afternoon. John W. Kern said to.
day that he will have statement
ready tomorrow showing that he was
to be his friends in caucus for sena
tor. He promises that he will say
things that will make some peon]e
jump.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15
TREATY IS SIGNED.

Washington, Jan. 15.-The arbitra-
tion treaty between the United States
and Austria-Hungary was signed this
afternoon at the state department..
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15

should have been sent in at the spec
ial session and that they are now too
late
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15

Continued On Page Four.)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-01-15
.R|NEHART IS
FOUND Gull 1Y
Bank Wrecker Sentenced to
The Penitentiary.

Pittsburg. jan Isl b. F. Rinehars
was found guilty OF wrecking the
Farmers and Droyers' bank oi
Waynesburg by the jury which report
edat noon. H ewas sentenced to f1f.
teen years in prison.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
New eeyser in Yellowstone. Park.

For few days past there have been
indications of an eruption of some
kind near the Fountain hotel in yell
lowstone park, says dispatch from
Mammoth Hot Springs, Wyo. Now
new and magnificent geyser has bro
ken out in full force about 100 feet
north Of the regular Fountain geyser
near Fountain hotel. This new geyser,
which does not appear to affect any of
the others in that vicinity, played to a
height of $50 to 200 feet, throwing off
immense quantities of hot water mud
and steam. The new geyser does not
play regularly as does Old Faithful,
but at short intervals, the eruptions
occurring five or six hours apart, and
lasting about one hour.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Dorothy and the stork.

When little Dorothy Walworth was
introduced to her baby brother in the
First Methodist Episcopal Parsonage
in Yonkers, N. Y, she manifested in
tense interest, but was not astonished.
Il knew he was coming" she ex-
claimed; 81 knew it,"
Pressed for an explanation, the five
year-old said: Il was down to the
Bronx zoo the other day and saw
the stork in his cage. l recognized
him by the black stripes on his wings
that papa said were there. Well, when
the stork was standing alone on one
leg, went close to him and whispered
in his ear that wanted him to bring
me baby brother or sister. He didn't
say anything, but knew he would do
it, because he bent his head toward
me and winked an eye."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
BABY'S WATERY ECZEMA.
itched and Scratched Until Blood Ran
$50 Spent on Useless Treatments
Disease Seemed lncurable.
Cured by cuticura for $3.50.

when my little boy was two and a
half months old he broke out on both
cheeks with eczema. 1t was the itchy,
watery kind and we had to keep his
little hands wrapped up all the time,
and if he would happen to get them
uncovered he would claw his face till
the blood streamed down on his cloth
ing. We called in a physician at once,
but he gave an ointment which was so
severe that my babe would scream
when it was put on. We changed
doctors and medicine until we had
spent fifty dollars or more and baby
was getting worse. was so worn out
watching and caring for him night and
day that I almost felt sure the disease
was incurable. But finally reading of
the good results of the Cuticura Rem
edies, / determined to try them.
can truthfully say 1 was more than
surprised for 1 bought only dollar
and half's worth of the Cuticura
Remedies (Cuticura Soap, Ointment
and Pills), and they did more good than
all my doctors medicines had tried,
and in fact entirely cured him. His
face is perfectly clear of the least
spot or scar of anything. Mrs. w. M.
Comerer, Burnt Cabins, Pa, Sept. Is,
1908"
Potter Drug s. Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
GENTLE REBUKE FROM PULPIT
Yet One Somehow Cannot Help Won
dering Whether Sermon Was
Worth Listening To.

Somewhere in the pages of her
pleasant Book of Joys" Mrs. Lucy
Fitch Perkins tells delightful story
of her New England clerical great
grandfather, who was man of in
genuity and resources. She says:
"He employed more than one device
to secure wakefulness on the part of
his weary congregation. Standing
during the prayer was but one of
many. My grandfather used to tell
us with pride of an instance which oc-
Cured at time when a new church
edifice had been proposed, and was
under warm discussion. Great-grand-
father thought this worldly and un-
necessary expense, and emphasized
his opinion by pausing in the midst Of
his sermon on Sunday, saying i'm
pressively, as he fixed the somnolent
members of his congregation with a
stern look:
"'You are talking about building a
new church. 1t seems to me quite un-
necessary, since the sleepers in the
old one are all sound! '"-Youth's Com
panion.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
The highest medical authority
on foods,
Sir James Crichton Browne, IL. D.-F. RS.
of London,
gives the best reasons for eating more
Quaker Oats

In an article published in the
Youths Companion of Septem-
Der 23rd, 1909, DR.. Browne, the
great me dical authority on
foods, says, about brain and
muscle building
There is one kind of food
that seems to me of marked
value as a food to the brain and
to the whole body throughout
childhood and adolescence
(youth), and that is oatmeal.
Oats are the most nutritious
of all the cereals, being richer
in fats, organic phosphorus and
lecithins."
He says oatmeal is gaining
ground with the well-to-do OF
Great Britain. He speaks of it
as the mainstay of the Scottish
laborer's diet and says it pro-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
His Proper Field.

A colored man was brought before a
police Judge charged with stealing
chickens. He pleaded guilty and re-
ceived sentence, when the judge asked
how it was he managed to lift those
chickens right under the window Of
the owners house when there was q
dog loose in the yard. 'Hit wouldn't
be no use, judge" said the man, ito
try to 'splain this thing to yo' all. Eff
you was to try it you like as not
would get yer hide full of shot an
get no chickens, nuther. Eff yo' want
to engage in any rascality, Judge, yo'
better stick to de bench, whar yo' am
familiar. Ladies' Home Journal.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
MANY Were in the Same Boat.

According to the Saturday Evening
Post, this is story heard with much
glee by congress during the last days
of the Roosevelt administration:
During the recent cold spell in
Washington, man, shivering and
ragged, knocked at the door of X
street house and said to the lady:
please, madam, give me something
to eat. am suffering severely from
exposure"
You must be more specific" the
lady replied. Are you member of
the senate or of the house?"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

duces -boned, well-devel-
oped, mentally energetic race.
His experiments prove that
good oatmeal such as Quaker
Oats not only furni h es
the best food for the human be-
ing, but eating it strengthens
and enlarges the thyroid gland
this gland is intimately con-
nected with the nourishing pro-
cesses of the body.
In conclusion he says
1t seems probable therefore
that the bulk and brawniness of
the Northerners (meaning the
SCOTCH has been in some measure
due to the stimulation of the
thyroid gland by oatmeal por-
ridge in childhood.
The Scotch eat Quaker Oats
because it is the best of all
oatmeals.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Good to Her Husband.

George, DEAR" said Mrs. Dovekins,
who had come downstairs in time to
pour the coffee, I'm going to walk to
the car with you this morning. Aren't
you glad?"
Very glad, indeed, lovey. It's so
nice of you to think of me and to
get up early for the purpose of making
it unnecessary to walk those dismal
three blocks alone. How much do you
want?"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
AS SOON BE WITHOUT MATCHES
AS WITHOUT RESlNoL IN
THE HOUSE,

Resinol is the never failing article
resorted to by my wife for the many
bruises, chafings, cuts, burns and
accidents of the children and has been
our cure-all for years. have used it in
cases of irritation and Inflammation
and have invariably been relieved al
most instantly. We would as soon
think Of being without matches in our
house as without Resinol Ointment.
B. Rush Davenport, Philadelphia, Pa.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the dis
eAsed portion of the ear. There is only way to
Deafness and that by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an infiamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube is in1amed you have a rumbing sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when It is entirely closed Deaf
s the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal cond
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh. which is nothing
but an in1amed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free
F. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

the need of a spe-
cial remedy to re-
move and cure the
congestion or in
fiammation of the
kidneys that is in
terfering with their
work and causing
that pain t h a t
makes you say:
ooh, my back"
Thompson Wat
kins, professional
nurse, 420 N. 23rd
ST., Parsons, Kan,
says: For some
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
To Breaking One Neck. So.

The lineup man was facetious
soul. The woman for whom he was
putting up pulley clothes-line was
eXacting. She ordered it put in GER
tain place. which 1t was almost impos-
sible for him to reach. He hesitated.
IF / have to put it there, lady," he
said. "I'll break my neck" Still she
did not relent. "All right, lady," he
consented. with cheerful grin. "but
it'll cost yer So extry if l break my
neck"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

time was annoyed with sharp twinges
across the small of my back and ir-
regular passages of the kidney secre-
tions. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills,
am free from these troubles"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Is Poor Consolation.

Eyes, it must be terrible thing to
go through life without your limb. But
you must remember it will be restored
to you in the next world"
Il know it will, mum, but dat don't
encourage me, for it was cut off when
1 was baby, an it won't come with
in couple of foot of de ground wen
it's restored"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Expensive Silence.

Little four-year-old Alice was lying
on the floor whining and crying stead
lily one afternoon, until, her fathers
patience exhausted. he called out to
her: "Oh. stop, Alice, and Ill give
you penny"
Alice stopped only long enough to
answer: 81 can't stop for less than a
nickel! Boohoo! Boohoo!"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Importance Of Proper Breathing.

Improper breathing is frequent
cause of consumption. A large ma
jority of people are too lazy or too
ignorant to breathe deep, and hence
the lungs are developed only to part
of their capacity and thus afford fer
tile field for the growth of the tuber.
culosis germ.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Not ASKING Much.

"The president" explained one of
the secretaries, cant stop at PUNK.
vile on his swing around the circle.
In fact, my good man, we are sched-
uled to go through Plunkville at 60
miles an hour"
Couldn't you throw out one of his
old hats?" asked the leader of the COM
mittee, hopefully.-Washin Her
aid
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Editorial Amenities.

Editor Junkin of the Sterling Bulle.
tin has red hair. Editor Gretchen of
the Sedgwick Paragraph has no hair
ot all.
Mac" asked Junkin, how did you
lose your hair?"
1T was red and pulled it out,"
growled Cretcher.-Everybod
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
A Ready Examination.

What is the reason you were so
late in discovering the north pole?"
Well" answered the explorer, you
see they have such long nights in the
arctic regions that | oversight"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
JERSEY LILY.

Mr.. Brown Ito new cook is
your name?
Cook-Mary, sir. n
Mr.. Brown-Dear me, that is my
wife's name. We shall have to call
you something else.
Cook-Never mind, call me Lily!
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces in.
dammaton, allRys pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Wherein They Differ.

Her-When man starts to talk he
never stops to think.
Him-And when a woman starts she
never thinks to stop.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

The secret of success in life is for a
man to be ready for his opportunity
when it comes.-Disraeli.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Develop the digestive apparatus Of
the pig and then crowd In the feed
and put on the fat.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

In case of pain on the lungs Hamlins
Wizard Oil acts like a mustard plaster,
except that it is more effective and is so
much nicer and cleaner to use.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Didn't Stay There.

Father-Didnt tell you l would
whip you if caught you in the water
again?
Son-Yes. sir, and that's the reason
/ hurried out when l saw you coming.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Sheep should be given salt every
day. Once a week is not sufficient.
They will not eat too much.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
sAcKAcHE IS klpNEYAcHE.
Usually There Are other Troubles TO
Prove Il.

Pain in the back is pain in the kid
neys, in most cases, and 1t points to
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22
Upset
Sick FEELING

that follows taking dose of castor
oil, salts or calomel, is about the
worst you can enGure-Ugh-it
gives one the creeps. You don't
have to have it-CASCARETS
move the bowels-tone up this
liver-without these bad feelings.
Try them. au
CAscARETs roc a box for a weeks
treatment, all druggists biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes a month.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Don't get rusty and you won't
squeak.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Money talks, but it often fails to
tell the truth.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Market your eggs at least once a
week; oftener IL possible.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

Ducks need green feed, as wen as
other poultry.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

An apple or peach may do well in
Texas or California, but 500 miles dis
tant-or even loot may not be de.
sirable.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-10-22

At the time for hogging down corn
the soil usually is comparatively dry
hence little or no damage is done
from the pasturing.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1909-02-26

Harrell's Confectionery for hot
drinks of all kinds.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1909-02-26
TEXAS SHARES IN SUNDRY CIVIL BILL.
State Projects are Generously Provided for in
Appropriation Bill S979,000 is
Total Sum.

Washington, Feb. 10. The
sundry civil bill which makes
available for the fiscal year end
ing June 30, 1910, such sums as
may be conveniently expended of
appropriations heretofore au-
thorized carries the following
Texas items:
Beaumont, for charging site
for public building not to exceed
So, 900; Cleburne, completion of
building, $4,000; Corsicana,
completing building, 100000;
Dallas, constructing lookout in
postoffice, $1,000; Denison, com
pleting building, $4,000; Con
zales, completing building, S20,-
600; Houston, completing build
ing, 100000; Mckinney, com
pleting building, $4,000; Pales-
tine, completing building, $1,000;
San Angelo, completing building,
$50, 900; San Antonio, continual
ton of engagements, $4,000;
Sulphur Springs, completing
public building, $37, 200; Temple,
completing building, $4,000;
Terrell, completing building $780,
600; Wichita Falls, completing
building, 100000; San Marcos,
maintenance of fish hatchery,
S., 900; Arkansas Pass and bay
improvements, 100000; Brazos
river construction lock and dam
at Hidalgo, $4,000; Galveston
harbor extention of jetties and
dredging, $40, 900; Galveston ship
channel and Buffalo bayou i'm
provement, $4,000; inland wa
terway improvement, 1000;
Sabine Pass, continuing improve
ments, $4,000; Trinity river
constructing locks and dams,
$4,000 San Antonio, building
new lodge, $1,000; Galveston,
construction of barracks at Fort
Crockett, S141. 900; San Antonio,
improvement at Fort Sam Hous-
ton, one barrack, $42, 800; quar-
tors for brigadier commander,
S25, 400; administration building,
$4,000. Total, $4,000.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1909-02-26
How Big Bill Breaks Even.

The situation of the next pres
ident is interesting. He will have
a larger salary than any of his
predecessors. He will have an
official automobile. The new
railroad station at Washington
contains apartments, described
as truly magnificent, for his eX-
elusive use. Debarking from the
presidential special, stepping
into the presidential suite, thence
into the presidential touring car,
he will present spectacle wholly
different from Thomas Jefferson,
riding to the White House along
and hitching his nag to the pail
ingS.
Probably he will be visited upon
with much of the ceremony and
circumstance of royalty, will roy
ally wise the list of guests when
he is invited to dine, and royalty
rebuke any young lady who so
far forgets herself as to take
precedence of him on a public
road.
In all Of this there is really
something to grieve democratic
heart other than the one which
beats fervently in the breast of
Senator Bailey. We would by
no means insist upon a nag
hitched to the pailings; however,
the salary, suite and buzz wagon
are not the whole account. Pos
sessing all three, our executive
will still, to a great and enthusi-
astic portion of his admiring con
stituents, be BILL" or even
Big Bill
Investing a president with all
pomp and panoply and then using
his name as though he were a
hostler, strikes a sort Of balance
with which the country seems
pretty well contented.
Probably, if he set up a First
Lord of the Bedchamber the
country would take it out by
hailing him as odd Sox," or
Billy, old sport, saturday
Evening Post.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1909-02-26
Gossip.

Gossip is one of the popular
crimes that has caused more sOr-
row in life than murder. 1t is
drunkenness of the tongue; it is
assassination of reputation. 1t
runs the cOwardly gamut from
mere ignorant, impertinent in
trusion into the lives of others to
malicious Islander. If facts do
not exist it creates them, if they
be innocent it transforms them
into evidence of black guilt by
ingenious perversiOn. In tier
probation it always chooses the
worse of two possible motives.
1t constitutes itself a secret court
of inquisition that decides on the
fate of the victim in his absence
when he has no chance to speak
in his own behalf. It is a con.
spiracy of wrong. He who lis
tens to if without protest is as
evil as he who speaks. One
str IN g.. m anly voice OF
protest of appeal to justice, OF
calling halt in the name of charity
could fumigate a room from Cos
sip as a clear, sharp winter vino
kills a pestilence. Sometimes
gossip does not deal altogether
in words; a sneer, a raising o.
the eyebrows, an eloquent smile
or a shrug of the shoulders anC
the deed is accomplished-a rep
utation lies dead in the roadway
someone's mighty faith in some
one has its pulse stilled forever
some one is walking his weary
way alone in the silence with the
sun of love blotted from his sky
From the Circle.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1909-02-26

An old darkey wanted to join a
fashionable church on Fifth ave
nue. New York, and the minister,
knowing it was not hardly the
thing to do, and not wanting to
hurt his feelings. told him to go
home and pray over it. In few
days the darkey came again.
We'll, what do you think of it
by this time?" asked the preach
er.
well, subj" replied the color
ed man, "Ah prayed an prayed,
an the good Lawd he says to me;
Rastus, | wouldn't boddah my
haid bout dat no more. Alive
been tryin' to git into dat chu oh
mahself for de last twenty yeahs
an | hain't done had no luck
yit. Elk.