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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
WouIdn't Be Fooled Again.

Wo0ton'e 30 Fooled Again. ~
a shepherd once, to prove the quick
ness of his dog, which was lying be-
fore the fire In the house where we
were talking, said to me in thesmiddis
Of a sentence concerning soMethlnl
else, "l'm thinking, sir. the COW is In
the potatoes"
Though he purposely laid no stress
on these words and said them in q
quiet, unconcerned tone Of voice, the
log, which appeared to he asleep. imme.
diately jumped up and, leaping through
the open window, scrambled up to the
turf roof Of the house, from which he
could see the potato field. He then.
not seeing the cow there, ran aud look
ed into the barn where she was and.
finding that oil was right, came back
to the house. ii
After short time the shepherd SAID
the same words again, and the dog ne
peated his lookout, but on the false
alarm being the third time given the
dog got up and. wagging his tail, look
ed his master in the face with so CON-
lcal an expression of Interrogation that
he could not help laughing aloud n,
him. on which. with a slight growl, he
laid himself down in his warm corner
with an offended air, as If determined
not to be made fool Of again.-Lop-
don Standard.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21

lis- ~ &c
90 Wednesday ut 1880 the autoes
entered in the great Glidden tour be-
gan to go through the Main. street
and excitement ran high among our
citizens for an hour or more. The
official trip required all machines to
come in by the Normal school, west
to the Baptist church. north to Conn
merciat hotel. around through Main
street. south to the road going west
below the Northwestern depot. Mr..
Boylan having in his auto Messrs.
Rollins. Kuehnle and Sprecher led the
first car, plotting the way. r Stain
inger and Mr.. Herrig joined the
flyers at Arcadia. There went up to
Vail from here Messrs. Cushman,
Lambon, Barborka, Frank Simons.
.. q. Tams. John Nehls and ] IT.
Haugh. Raymond Conner took a
party through to The Bluffs among
whom were Messrs F. ". Meyers
and Hugo Gebert The autos went
flying through the streets, only
three making ltops. At the Bluffs
they will have . great greeting.
There we're forty three autos 10 the
official list which passed through
Denison. 4 n
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
THE BRILLIANT CHAU1AUoUA
Interesting Eseak Fer Renan1er f IL We'll.
Afternoon ard Evesi1g Rspans

ThursdayThe Royal English Bell
Ringers; Great Lecture by Judge Geo.
D, Alden, Afterno Don and Evening.
Friday-Music by Celebrated Must
clan, Mr.. Thatcher; Lecture by DR..
Frederick E. Hopkins of Chicago, Sub
ject,g Search For The Golden Fleece
in Afternoon and Concert by Mr..
Thatcher and hIonologue, ga Message
From Mars" by Adrian M. Newens in
the Evening.
Saturday, Afternoon. Grand Con-
dert by Royal Hungarian Orchestra,
and great lecture by Congressm. a
Landis of Indiana. Evening, Hunpa &.
rian concert and Magic and Vantril-
oquism by Ha.. Merton. 2
Sunday. DR.. George E Vincent of
the parent Chatauqua will preach In
the evening concert by Chicago
Boy Choir and Illustrated Lecture on
Rome (" by Charles A Payne.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
WILLIAMS HARDING IS DROWNED
Denison Youth Meets Death al Lyon Nebr. On
Saturday Evening. Funeral Tuesday
Afternoon.

On Sunday morning Denison rela
tives received the sad news of the
death of Williams Harding at Lyons,
Nebr. He was swimming with some
companions but the details of his
death we are unable to learn. Funeral
services were held at the home on
Tuesday afternoon. Rev J. Jas De-
Pree officiating There were many
present as there is much sympathy to
the bereaved relatives.
Williams Bepjamin Harding was
born July 1888 at Boston, Mass !,
and wal knly child of the late Ro-
bert and C1ementina harding. The
mother still survives him, but is an
invalid in hospital. After the death
of his father which occurred about
seven years ago. he made his home
with his uncle, Capt. S. Harding,
father of P. w. Harding of this city.
Four years ago Capt. Harding com
ing west with his family brought
w aiAoMs W1uu Alm. Sluco tlag Time
he has made his home with his uncle.
B. r. Morrow. and his auut, Miss
Anna Harding. He attended the High
School of Denison from which hi
graduated in the class of 1907. The
next year he attended Boyles Colleg.
at Omaha. The past year he has beer
studying at the Normal and Bushes.
College at Denison from which HI
graduated in June, 1909. He was ;
Young man Of exemplary character
and fine ability. He had PARTICULAR,
endeared himself to his aunt, Mis-
Anna Harding, and She feels his del; t
most keenly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
What This County Needs.

Logan Observer: There was one
statement. made we believe by c. W.
Hunt, that deserves and should have
more than passing notice; that is that
road work should be done in the
spring. also that the one having the
work ia charge should not have crop
to plant or look after and that author
ity should be divided among two or
moro. /"
The practice of elacting farmer
as "road boss" is nearly always a
failure. The farmer is often busiest
just when road work is most needed
and no man will see his crops suffer
to mend highway.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
When Europe shlvered.

The winter Of 1858 was very mild
IN the United statea, but. particularly
severe In Europe. For the first time
In the nineteenth century the river Pc
was frozen over at Ferrara, permitting
for q long time the constant passage
OF man and beast. At Constantinople
snow fell constantly for Is days. The
snow extended to Smyrna, the ada
cent districts Of Asia Minor, and the.
Greek Islands were clothed in white.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
N B.---The Review is the only paper in Crawford
County authorized to make this offer.

glad to say that the Gliddenites had no
just cause for complaint about Craw-
ford county roads. incidentally the
direct road to Arion was opened for
the first time for several weeks,
bridges were strengthened, roads were
smoothed, stones were renewed, all to
the lasting improvement of this inn
portant highway running across the
county. The expense was moderate
although it was much more than it
would have been had it not been q
rush job.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Declined with Thanks.

I'm many respects it (the article)
has a good deal of merit, but on tho
whole do not think it suited to the
Review. Perhaps my 1udg.
ment would not agree with that Of
others whose opinion is to be respect
ed; but. after all, you know, we edit
ors have no other criterion than our
own judgment" James Sparks, edit
or Of the North American Review. -.
jecting a manuscript by Henry Wads-
worth Longfe]low.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Scheme Tor Ventilation.

Ventilate the rooms by laying .
Stat on the window sill-a lath WIN
do-and shutting the window on IT.
This will leave an inch between the
upper and lower sashes for fresh air
without 9 draft. II afraid Of bur
glars drive nail under each side Of.
the lower part Of the upper sash to
hold it tight. and on the inside ono
will do at one side over the lower
sash. The burglar is not ready to
draw nails.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
eieepIess Creatures.

There are several species Of fish,
reptiles and insects that never sleep
during the whole of their existence.
Among fish 1t is positively known that
pike, salmon and gold fish at no time
sleep; also that there are other mem
bers OF the fish family that sleep only
few minutes during the course of q
month. There are various species Of
hies that never indulge in slumber,
and five species of serpents also that
do not sleep.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
EmersorI,, Phtlosophy,

The things that are really for thee
gravitate to thee. You are running to
seek your friend Let your feet run.
but your mind need not. +. For there
is power, which as 1t is in you, Is
in him, also, and could therefore very
well bring you together. II 1t were for
the best. Emerson.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
ROADS ARE READY
FOR RACING CARS
uIDDM TOURISTS FIND CRAWFORD COUN-
II ROADS IN GOOD SHAPE
ARION MUD HOLE IS DRAINED
lstxy Made Passable For First Time ID
Weeks. Motorists Determined Good
Work Shall Go On

Crawford county has had an object
lesson in what could be done with but
comparatively small outlay if city
and township officials and the. people
ct large work together with intelli-
gent corporation.
Mayor Rollins. upon the request of
Interested parties called meeting at
the city hall last Thursday morning.
The mayor was chosen as chairman of
the meeting with +. w. Meyers as
secretary. After some discussion Of
methods W. G. Rollins. B. j. Sibbert
and A. F. Boylan were appointed as
road committee while Hon. j. p.
Conner. Geo. McHenry and j.. H..
Tamm were appointed to raise funds.
81 ttsisn =
dred and fifty and two hundred dollars
were raised. The road com nittee
vent Immediately to work. It was
found that Vail and West Side would
care for the east line, while Dow City
promised to care for the road from
Arion to the county line. Under the
supervision Of Alderman Tucker and
Street Commissioner Davis gangs Of
road workers were sent east and west.
The road was dragged, holes were
filled and bridges levelled half way to
Vail, the township officers co-opera-
ting.
West Of Denison the road was
dragged almost to Arion. Big Bill
E&gers dragged the road twice from
the Biackman corner to the Arion mud
hole. Road Boss Lenzar got busy al.
90 and Geo. Davis gang did good
work. The greatest feat was accom-
plished at what is known as the Arior
mud hole. The water from the hills
is banked by the right Of way Of tn.
two railroads and for several weeks
the road has been under water. Or
Sunday the entire road was covered
Mayor Rollins took the matter up will
the officials of the Illinois Central
Buck" does not come of Irish stool
10 vain and he put the comethel
over the I. Z. officials until the.
agreed to allow ditch to be du!
under their right of way. and t,
furnish the men to do it if the cit,
would fur aish the tile. This wa
gladly agreed to and the men worlse'
all Of Sunday afternoon and by.even
f ing there was a two-foot stream o
wat ar draining the lake where tn
raad-was supposed. to be By Monda
afte moon tie road was visible and o
Tdesday part of it was planked an
u tts rast made passable by the use Q
King drags. TIE Eoatd OF supervisor
helped in the go9d work and we ar
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Triumphant uqiy Women.

Successful women were not always
OF irreproachable beauty or modelling.
Thus, the Princess d'Evoli of Louis
Avs time was one-eyed. the slit of
Montespan's mouth reached her ears,
Nine. de Maintenon was thin, meager
and yellowish.- Hindustan Review.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Industrial Education.

Industrial education shows healthy
growth in the United States, and it
means much to the future of the coun.
try. When we teach boys and girls
how to work with their hands and
their brains we are providing them
means Of q livelihood. Such result
can be Of far reaching Importance
Chattanooga News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
The Rat q ) Fiahter.

Rats have been known to kill and
eat babies, and as they are not afraid
to attack full-grown men they would
probably make short work of dogs
and cats when their numbers were as
great AS they were In Hamelin. For
its size the rat is one of the fiercest
of animals and 1t multiplies so rapid
~ that it is no wonder it got the bet
ter of the poor people Of that town.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
The Horse Tor Him!

when you have an automobile"
said Mr.. Chuggins, enthusiastically.
you depend on your own intelligence
entirely. Now it's altogether differ
ent when you drive horse" "Yes,"
answered the unassuming man, that's
one reason why think maybe horse
is safer.'
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Feminine Aggression.

A New York woman tackled a fee
Ing burglar SO successfully that she
was dragged through a window and
into p yard some feet below. As she
cid SO well on her first attempt, lit
tie practice ought to make her eligi.
BILE for one Of the big football elevens.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Card Of Thanks.

We the relatives IF Williams Ben.
jamin Harding, wish to express our
sincere and heartfelt thanks to all the
friends who rendered their sympathetic
words and kindly acts in our sad be
reavement.
B. r. Morrow, and
Harding Family. q
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Danfer-Daaser.

Now that there is day current on
the lighting wires, Ill linemen for
the company and telephone lines are
warned to beware Of handling the
live wires.. Death or disability
might Follow. E. Quick
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Detlef Scheldorf to John d. iSchel-
dorf-sw4 sec IL. West Side twp.
Con. $4,000.
Mary c. Kinney to Richard Kin
ney. Sr.,-se4 swa sec 9, Nishnabotny
twp Con $4,000.
George W.. taing to Fred E. Kleeb
lot 4 and 81 of lot 5. blk lls, Deni-
son. Iowa. Con. $25OO.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
OF Learning.

Reading maketh full man, con-
ference ready man. and writing an
exact man; and, therefore, II a man
write little, he had need of great
memory; If he confer little. he had
need have present wit; and If he
read little, he had need have much
cunning. to seem to know that he
doth not.-Francis Bacon.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Act Rather Than Talk.

Never boast of your achievements
of affect to underrate what you have
done. Prefer to act rather than to
talk, to be rather than to seem. and
give prompt attention to those little,
and. apparently, insignificant things
that may cause pleasure or pain in
others.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
sure Healino.

Sure healing is not in the storm, or
In the whiriwind; 1t is not in mon
arches, or aristocracies, or democra.
cies, but will be revealed by the still
small voice that speaks TO the con-
science and the heart. prompting us to
wider and wiser humanity James
Russell Lowell.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
How TO DC Miserable.

Nj you wish to be miserable think
about yourself. about what you want.
what you like. what respect peoplA
ought to pay you; and then to you
nothing will be pure. You will spoil
everything you touch, you will make
misery for yourself out of everything
which God sends you; you will be an
wretched as you please Charles
Kingsley.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
Nor Any Other Kind.

Employer-"When you went to col.
lect that bill from Mr.. Tightwad, did
ne answer you with acrimony2p OF.
flee Boy-"No. sir; he didn't give mo
any kind o. money"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-07-21
stevenson,a or, ,,,.,,+

stevenson's Comment.
1t Is related that when Stevenson
was told Of the death Of Matthew
Arnold he paused; then said, dubious
ly: HE won't like Cod"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23
TRADES COUNCIL COMMENDS
ACTION OF COM. DAWSON
SAY HE VOICED PUBLIC .SENTE
MENT WHEN HE VOTED mo"
ON APPOINTMENTS.

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night of m, Ardmor4 Trades Conn.
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23
Big Beauty Chorus.

The show at the Airdome this next
week is the Cushman Musical Com.
edy Company. carrying a prize beauty
chorus of pretty girls.
Niu c. Cushman, the star come liaH
is with the show, also Miss Louise
st. Claire. These people will be r.
mcmbcrcd by the theatre-Eoers for
their excellent work this past winter
when they were here in The Toy,
makers Dream
This is one of the best shows play.
ing summer Airdomc time, carrying a
company of twenty-five people, big
beautiful chorus. electrical effects anc
special scenery for their productions
Ardmorc theatre-gocrs are TO have
one long merry week of musical com
edicU. Prices -, %, and 80 cents.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23

feet again with the statement: "I
might as well announce here and
now that while | am used as the
president of a factory in which /
was once actively Interested my
connection now is nominal. do MOI
own enough stock in the manufac-
turing business in glass to give the
senator from Texas a comfortable
living for six months"
Promptly Senator Bailey observed
that he did not mean to iusinuate
that the senator from West Vir.
sinia was interested in the tariff as
a manufacturers He said thar was
Som Of argument to which he never
reSorted.
Mr.. Scott intorjccted that he un-
d"rsiood that perfectly wc.;
Smiling good naturcdly. and liik-
Ing straight at senator Scott. Sena-
tor Bailey said;
Il merely intended to point to the
senator from West Virginia as an
example OF how man can become
prosperous enough in the manufac.
turing business TO retire and devote
his time to the promotion Of public
service"
At this, grave senators smiled and
the galleries chuckled audibly. for
senator Scott belongs to that class
of millionaire protectionists that be.
ll'N's the framing of tariff bill
should be left entirely to the chair.
man of the finance committee. who
has never yet seen whore a single
brick could be removed from the tar.
in wall.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23

There viii Doe mo- morning services
at the Christian church. tho cougrega.
lion worsuippmg at the opera house.
The evening sermon viii ,bc by
dr. 49, g. Connolly his subject being.
The Wise Choice" the third of a
series of sermons that is being
preached to The young men and wo.
men. Miss Van Wormcr has prcpl~.
pared special music for the service
including anthems and hymns also $50.
loctions 10y Miss Nrllie Ikard and NJ
Jack London.
AZ Oh, Eudrayor hour. Gas, the
Young people viii study Lesson,
from Birds and flowers Live singing
birds and many beautiful flowers viii
afford one OF the most novel as well
as the most enjoyable hours ever
spent with the Endeayors Every
person attending will De- presented
with a beautiful flower as souvenir
Of the beautiful lesson Number Of
interesting talks and papers on these
object lessons IN Gods universe will
nc given.
\ cordial invitation is extended q
an young people in the city. the Nom
bers OF the church and others TO a,.
tend this service al 6.4-.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23
SENATOR BAIiEY'S SARCASM
TEXAN HANDS SENATOR SCOTT
OF WEST VIRGINIA A PACK
AGE NEATLY WRAPPED.

Washington, May 22-With the
blades of his sarcasm sharponod TO
the cutting fincncfs of razor. SEN
ator Bailey today trimmed Senator
Scott of West Virginia with one
stroke. The senator from Texas did
not Intentionally provoke the clash
and e. was with compassion and not
glce that he performed his skillu
piece of surgery on the senator
from West Virginia. But IL happened
and Senator Scott will recover a
wiser though perccptibly disfig
urcd dcbater
In answer 10 a statement made
by Senator Aldrich with reference
20 the rate on electric carbons, SEN
ator Bailey remarked that, in hla
opinion, rcgrettablo cNtromism had
been practiced by senator's on bota
sides of the chamber I'm regard TO
the importer and the manufacturer.
Speaking directly 10 senator Al.
drich, Senator Bailey said that those
of his school of protection We're
prone TO look with feelings akin to
anger al the importer. whereas with
certain other senators. their blood
heated at the sight of a factory. but
he believed that both the importer
and the manufacturer served a use.
tul purpose in industrial economies.
He did not believe II was right for
the importer 10 put his hand into
the treasury and take therefrom
funds intended for the maintenance
Of the government, and. on the other
hand, II was equally wrong for the
manufacturer to take money from
the pocket of the consumer.
Senator Bailey declared that a re.
cent compilation of figures relative
10 manufacturing in the United
States showed that some manu'ac.
turers We're piling up profits a:
an astounding ratio
Senator Scott at this juncture In.
terrupted 10 ask Senator Bailey i'll
he ever heard of man who had
invested his money in a factory
and got no returns on It for mum.
ber OF years.
Senator Bailey quickly answered
that he had not heard of any such
case adding that tho senator sr,n,
West Virginia is splendid example
OF how prosperous manufacturers can
become in this country"
This brought Senator Scott TO his
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23
FORT FOR MASONIC HOME.
Post al Fort Reno Likely to Be
Used by Fraterna Order.

FL Reno, Okla, May 22.-That the
buildings at Fort Reno, recently
abandoned as military post, may
be converted into the Masonic home
now proposed 10 bee established In
the state, Is the purpose of which
a committee from the Masonic grand
lodge OF the state is now working.
The committee yesterday visited the
fort and inspected all the buildings
finding them in first-class shape.
This city has the preference right TO
purchase the land on which these
buildings are situated at the apprais-
ed value by the government. The
fort is being used now as re-
mount, or training station for cavalry
horses, but only 4 few of the build
ings are being used for this pur
pose. The site and a sufficient num-
ber OF buildings could be secured for
the Masonic home.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23

III ever | need cough medicine
again know what to get" declares
Mrs. j. l.. Alley of Beales, Me, for
after using ten bottles OF DR.. Kings
New Discovery, and seeing its excel
lent results in my own family and
others, | am convinced 1t Is the best
medicine made for Coughs. Colds and
lung trouble" Every one who tries II
feels just that way. Relief is felt at
once and its uqick cure surprises you.
For Bronchitis, Asthma, Hemorrhage
Group, LaGrippe, Sore Throat, pain in
chest or lungs its supreme soc and
slOO. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed
by .Ardmore Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-05-23

paid and % living salary for the prys-
id,ut u May l9oI I resigned the
presidency 20 return ro 'hr pastora,r.
Turning rh, colloe. over to nay sue.
.,s-or absolutely r.. from debit and
$4,000 200 assets. ON October end.
1905 thu. ollrrn was destroyed Dog
.r Tn. p-esId.n, resigned and
went .o SpauIdu- Female college
Nu-kogce A. the annual conference.
q, Duran, iu November, 1901 !
n,. au.,ut,5 ,r..fJ.nr ,e,fp by
u..r,p l.y NJ, Vor, v,s D., v..
arlJ ,, ,mIr., A. thor, NOR. only
~.> 9.-.. I'm IN, ,ampus ~. decided
D., r..ln.l-. -be colI,pc and r,r ,
urr,r campus. SO we secured tvcu.
tytour acres from Mn Malcolm
Ilury ana Hon Lee Cru,o as q do.