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The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15
DEATHS.

JOHN w. HYLAND-our citizens
were shocked Saturday when the
news came That John w. Hyland
had died at his home near Norton
the night before-Friday at p. In.
Mr.. Hyland had slight attack OF
typhoid fever about a month ago
and 1t was not considered serious
but about week before his death
complications set in and he grew
seriously ill.
Mr.. Hyland was the only child
of Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. S. Hyland,
and had spent most of his life on
the place on which he lived. He
was born there January 7, 1868.
In 1895 he was married to Miss
Lena Wise, who died several years
later. On Nov. %, 1904 ne was
married to the surviving widow,
then Mrs. Ethel Whitsett. A daugh
ter Frances, was born to this union
Mr.. Hyland joined the Mt. Horeb
Presbyterian church at the age of
IA and has lived consistent Chris
tian life. He was a splendid cit
izen in every respect-it would be
hard indeed to find a better. His
death is not only sad blow to the
sorrowing parents, wife and daugh
ter, but the community is at a big
loss. II he had any enemies or IL
anyone had an unkind word for
him we failed to hear it.
Funeral services were conducted
at the residence Sunday at 10 a. m.
by Rev. Hugh McCord, of Nevada,
a friend of the family, and Rev. z.
II. Orr, his pastor. The remains
were brought to Marshall for buri-
al, and were met here by the Mar
shall /. o. o. f. lodge and laid to
rest in Ridge Park under the
lodges rituals.
DAVID C. NoOE, one of Mar
shall's splendid young men, died
at the home of his mother on West
Morgan, Monday morning at s.45 OF
consumption, aged 90 years. An
attack Of typhoid fever three years
ago brought on consumption and
Mr.. Nooe made an extended stay in
the West in the hope Of benefitting
his health without avail. The past
few weeks he had been quite low
and death was not unexpected.
Mr.. Nooe was an industrious and
fine young man and great COM
fort and help to his widowed moth
er. He was married to his surviv-
ing widow, nee Miss Dora Irvine,
about five years ago and a son
now four years old was born to
the union. He was employed at
Terrell & DeGarmo's meat market
as meat cutter many years before
his illness and was steady and
hardworking young man.
He was member OF the First
Presbyterian church hnd funeral
services were conducted by his
pastor, Rev. j. E. Abbott, at his
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15

WILLIAM VESSEL died at Sweet
Springs on Oct. Sd, aged 2s years.
He is survived by his sorrowing
widow and two small children. He
was son Of VIM Vessel OF Elm
wood and a splendid young man.
We extend sympathy to the bereft
in this sad death.
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15

home Tuesday afternoon. Being a
member OF the 1. o. o. F. lodge of
this city they conducted the burial
under their ceremonies and paid
him a last sad tribute.
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15

Mrs, Lou Aker rsturned Sunday
to her home ir Mt. Vernon, ILL.,, af-
ter visit to her daughter, Mrs.
G. w. Reed.
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15
VOLUME XVIII.
Three Forms OF Eve Trouble

any of which may have existed from birth.
Nature does not always make perfect ewes.
We have near-sghtedness, far-sightedness
and astgmatism, which is a form Of irregular
sight All of these defects require attention,
the sooner the better Ii child has any
of these ocular defects and is expected to
do close work of any kind he must have his
eyes fully examined and wear such glasses
as will correct the refraction of his eyes.
AS well expect child born with one leg
shorter than the other to walk without
limping as to ask one born with imperfect
vision to do accurate eye work without
suffering the consequences.
| am equipped with every modern ap-
pliance to use in helping correct any ocular
defect. Come in any time and let me ex-
anime your eyes, it will cost you nothing
and my prices on optical goods are extreme
ly cheap. Do not entrust the keeping of
sight to strangers or people unknown to
you, but one who has made this science a
study W. A. VAWTER, Optometrist with
West Side ,@5z1 9al9ssso Marshall,
Square F0zakzY sf"ws4y@- Mo.
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15

NICHOLAS YEAGER-Undertak-
er Paris Walker yesterday receiv-
ed q telegram from Chickasha,
Okla, stating that the remains of
Nicholas Yaeger, an old Saline
county .residenter will arrive Sat-
urday. He thinks the burial will
be at Mt. Olive, his former home.
Thos. Cook, Blue Lick; and j. r..
Miller, Miami are his sons-n-law.
BARR-An infant child of Mr..
and Mrs. John Barr, of Shackelford
died Sunday, Oct. 10th, soon after
birth. Burial Monday at Mt. Saint
Mary's cemetery.
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15

A. M. Keller went to Exeels'o'
Springs Saturday for Fh3et s
The Marshall republican., 1909-10-15

This paper positively has
the largest circulation Of
any In Saline county and
challenges a comparison.
Books open to advertisers
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02

The Alafka Sentinel prints an editorial on the protection of the deer in southeastern Alaska, which in the mind of any true sportsman is not only good but exceedingly good in all but one or two instances.
 The Sentinel thinks that one hunter should be allowed to kill not more than twelve bucks in one season, also that upon the sale of any carcass or skin, the unskinned carcass must be ex- hibited to an officer.
 Now if every hunter were al lowed twelve bucks, it is fore gone conclusion that he would sell some of them. Our idea is to prohibit the sale altogether except under certain conditions, the conditions being, the on y possible way to procure meat, also allow one hunter enough to supply his family with meat which in no case should be more than six.
 Our game needs protection, needs it badly, and if we expect to preserve the game we must protect it not only by paying a bounty on the scalp of the wolf, but also on the scalp of the hunt CT who will kill a deer and leave it lay in the woods, which has been done in more than one case. Let the hunter kill what he can carry out and not hang a carcass up in a tree then never go back to get it.
 The inspection by an officer be- fore sale would be all right were it not for the fact that not all deer are sold in town, not only this, it might take some time to find the officer: he might be out hunting deer for himself.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
SERVANTS SIGN LANGUAGE.
pasuliaritics of Employers and Tour
 ists Noted bv Marks,

Psculiaritics ot Employers ana our
 sts Noted by Marks.
 Servants and hotel porters in many cities of Europe have sign language as complete as that of the American tramp.
 Tt is not generally known," said a courier. that servants are in the habit of giving useful tips to their success sors and to the man who delivers tat groceries and meat by marks on th2 back entrance. In most of the big Paris flats and apartments, such as Americans like to take for the season. the back door is literally covered with barely perceptible signs which nobody but the initiated can understand.
 "A freshly engaged domestic knows exactly what to expect. whether his masters are easy or hard to please. whether it Is monsieur or madame who Is hard to get along with. Other signs tell whether the food is good or bad, whether the work Is difficult or not, etc.
 "The boy from the grocers or the bakers or the butchers will also be informed whether he can expect big tip or not
 "The system is even more developed among hotel servants. A family arriv- ing from Italy. after having refused to give what some Italian porter consid- cred a sufficient tip, will have the fact advertised In every hotel he visits in Switzerland or France. A little mark on the trunk is all that Is needed."- Philadelphia Ledger.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
CACSUS THORNS FOR
 GRAMOPHONE NEEDLES.

The Santa Barbara News has an interesting story of a new substitute for gramophone need les. Either the Santa Barbara cactus is an unusual species, or the imagination of the reporter especially fertile.
 Here is a chance for some en- teprrising person or collection of persons to make money, and they can thank Mir. s. G. Kelley, of the Kelley bee ranch in the San Marcos Pass, for the idea, he being the discoverer. Mir. Kel- ley is the possessor of fine gramophone, and feeling the other day that he should like to reel off a tune, went to the gramOphone with the intention pumping it out.
 ITO his discontinue he found that he had run out of metallic needles. However being man not easily baked of his intention he walked out into the ranch in
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
What Becomes of the Coins?

What becomes of all the metal mon- cyl We know that paper money Is worn out or destroyed from time to time. but what happens to the coins which Uncle Sam turns out yearly by the tens and tens of millions?
 The Philadelphia mint in the fiscal year ended June 30 made 137. .l33.77II7 separate pieces of money. These coins are worth $126.755.S4S Now. 1t hap pens that this same mint has been con verting gold and silver bullion or metal alloys Into coins for many years, and several other hints in the country have also been working steadily.
 If the nations population increased l,000,O0O In the past year the Philadel pha mint made for each person l37 coins. Who has that money in his pos session? More than S1.000.O0U pieces of the new money were pennies. so that every citizen of the United States got a new cent since last June.-Phila- delphia Press.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
Fly Catches.

In the matter of young pitchers who are filling the bill in clever style this season McQuillen of the Philadelphia Nationals must not be overlooked. ----
 Ex-Manager Frank Dwyer of Ge- neva, N. Y., who umpires college games. declares that Clncnnati's pitcher from Michigan university. 6incock, "has the goods" and will make good in the big league.
 Manager Jim McAleer of the St. Louis Americans has picked up a very promising pitcher In South Paw Graham. He Is only youngster, and when he gets better control of the ball he will be hard to beat by any team that has several left handlers on 1t.
 Wilson of the Pittsburg Nationals is one of the best throwing outfielders in the business.
 Big Ed Walsh of the Chicago Amer leans has much the same style in his delivery that Jim Devlin. the old Louisville pitcher, had.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02

search of substitutes. In few moments he came upon cactus plant bristlitg with thorns.
 He cut off a number of them took them home, fitted them, and started the machine. To his surprise and satisfaction there ed from the instrument beautifully subdued melody, absolutely natural, and devoid of any metallic suspicion. It was a perfect reproduction of the natural voice of the singer. Metallic needles are henseforth tabooed from the Kelley gram ophone.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
Home Helps.

Headache will often yield to foot bath without other treatment. Try 1t.
 A little vinegar added to butter and sugar is an excellent remedy for hOarseness.
 When burning vegetable refuse in stove or furnace, put handful of salt Into the fire and there will be no un- pleasant od0r.
 Every night the housewife should rub cold cream into the base of her nails. To avoid the injurious effects of sweeping and dusting she should always wear gloves.
 When boiling milk. put two table spoonfuls of water in the pan first and let 1t boil. Milk boiled in this way will never burn to the bottom of the sauce pan.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02

"There was a sound of reyelry by night" The beautiful and elite of Ketchikan had gathered there, and the lights shown over fair women and brave men, and the music arose under the dirction of Prof Sumpf. All went merry as a marriage bell. The hall had been ta,tefully decorated by the Pochontas assisted by some of the gallant Braves, the floors had been careflly repared the lights fine music excellent, and if any one failed to have a good time it was through no fault of the management. ketchi- kan is in the front in social functions as well as other things, and has dem onstrted it agian and agian by coming coming out to enjoy one of the finest entertainments of the season. The committee of arraingments wish to thank the ladies and all those who assisted in any manner to make its efforts a success socially, and fnanci- ally. The Redmen's Christmas dance will be long remembered as one of the most enjoyable entertainments over given in our growing city.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
Fencing With Umbrellas.

Recently a French publication print ed picture of some American girls fencing with umbrellas and stated that they were trying to acquire thus the necessary skill and assurance to parry. with d simple gesture, an attack of Apaches.
 It also stated that this sport was not born In America; that for several years In France a noted fencing mistress. Mime. Guillemot, at the same time that she taught fencing with the sword for hygienic reasons and for personal de- fense, also taught her pupils to play" with the umbrella.
 The article finishes by saying that 1t Is certainly "piquant" that this modern application of an ancient sport was taught by Parlsienne long before America claimed the original idea.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
AChuck lf. QukeIv

While the Duke of Connaught was In Cairo he went for stroll one morn- ing, and on his way back to his quar- ters he came face to face with an old Englishman wearing the ribbon of the Indian mutiny on his breast. The duke stopped and spoke to the man about his military service for some little time Presently the man said, not knowing, of course. to whom he was speaking Are you In the army yourself. then. sir?" The duke smiled and admitted that he was. "Gettlng on all right ?' was the next question. The duke smiled again and said that he had not very much to grumble at, on the whole. though perhaps he was not doing quite so well as he could wish. No. and you never will. my boy" was the surprising retort of the veteran What you want in the army today is either brains or tremendous amount of Influence behind you. You may take my tip, old chap, and chuck it"-London T. r. o.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
AMERICAN FRENCH.
Tho Struggles of New Yorker In a
 Paris Restaurant


 He gazed complacently nt the gay labels on his trunks. Funny how you hear In Paris"-so he continued his "reminiscences of travel-"our thin American accent struggling with the sonorous French tongue. You hear queer mistakes too-no end of lem. The queerest l came across was made by a New York man.
 This tourist at the Chatham wanted to say. I am hungry He should have said, .J'ai faim Then the waiter would have brought him a meal at once. What he did say was:
 "Je suls fameux. garcon.' He said there. I'm famous. waiter And the waiter. impressed, bowed and smiled. 'Congr gratulations. sir
 "No food came. He must have made an error, so he tried again:
 Garcon, jai une femme That meant he had wife. The waiter said he was sure she was a winner.
 Rather red now. he took third dive:
 "'Je suis femme This time the New Yorker said he was woman. "'And madam dresses in this way for comforts sahsr the walter in- quired, with gallant smile.-New York Press.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
New Use For Gum.

A member of the firm of Romandka Bros. received an order one day last week that he could not fill.
 A woman came into his place of business and handed him card, on which was chewing gum model
 Il have lost the key to my trunk" ," she said, and l pushed that gum into the lock and got model of 1t. 1 suppose you can make me key that will unlock my trunk with that model to go by. can you not?' E
 Mir. Romandka owned that hetr6uid not The gum was in rather pliable condition, he told the customer. from the heat. and he would fit key by another method. The woman was sat isfed. and MT. Romandka dispatch he'd man with bunch of trunk keys to try the lock till he found one which dtted.-Milwaukee Free Press.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
INVESTMENTS

Time was when economy was the great factor in accommodating wealth. That time is of the past. Economy is still necessary in laying the foundation of fortune and conserving resources as they are gathered, but the man who depends on economy alone in this age will never make rapid financial progress. The secret of money making today is wise investment. The shrewd man of this age no sooner has a little money saved than he seeks some opportunity to put the money where it will earn more. By this course wisely and persist
 ently followed he is soon in po- sition where his money gives him greater returns than his own earnings. This is so well understood that scheming men are constantly bringing forth "get rich quick projects which promise impossible returns and generally end in disappointment.
 Among the safest and sureSt conservative investments are those in recognized utilities. Money invested in something the public must have, under wise management will as rule, bring the largest percentage of returns of any safe investment. Then it is well, when possible, to make such investments near home, where every movement Of the concern handling the money can be known and where the in fluence of the investors can be quickly brought to bear. Again investment should be guided somewhat by what can be seen with tolerable accuracy as to the future. To put money where it will pay six or eight per cent can be perfectly safe, and still it may be wiser to put it into securities equally safe which will yield six or eight per cent in the first few years to come, with a bright promise that later the returns will be no less sure and much larger Men have been thus richly rewarded for their faith in mining stock. They have drawn dividends al most from the start, and still at the end of few years, have found thelr stock worth ten or possibly hundred times what it cost. Unfortunately such cases are not the rule. The win ners on mining ventures are comparatively very few, but the public has a safe investment as long as that need continues. If he invests in something the demand for which is constantly increasing, he has the assurance that the value of his securities will steadily grow with the growing demand for the product of the enterprise in which he is interested.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02

The Miner has been seriously hand icapped for several day past by not having sufficient experienced help in all departments, especially so on the type setting machine, and will be handicapped in that department until about the middle of January, when help we have engagd will arrive from California. After which time we will print more and better news, also have the pa per in the homes of the people before six o'clock. We ask the people to be patient with us until that time with the assurance of better service all around. MT. Heath, an old time newspaper man is now in charge Of the job department and our patrons will recieve prompt attentione in that line, your work will be completed in the time specified and other improve ments made for pleasing our patrons.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02

The man who buys his goods of a mail order house and expects his neighbors to buy goods of him, to buy
 labor of him or to buy professional service Of him is economically leech He is sucking industrial blood out oi town and giving none back He sends his money out of town like r Chinaman and has no more right to a standing in the community than for eigner. Industrially speaking we are all neighbors in Ketchkan and the man who sends away for his goods is not one of us. He is of another in dustrial system and does not deserve our support. One of the primal obli- gations any good citizen owes to the community in which he lives is that ol reciprocal trade. It is only thus that our community interests can be main tained. The buying from Catalogue houses and through soap clubs and the like, are faos that have grown up in the commercial garden like weed.
 People are so busy about other things that they simply forget the obligation they are under to their neig hbors, and to themselves as a community.
 Even since there has been a marked awakening for civic Improvements, for building up industrial and ethei- cia interests of our own town, many seem to have overlooed the important fact of it all-the protection of the retail trade of the home merchant.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
Sjcns and Symptoms.


 "Do you believe the countenance is indicative of character"
 "In some respects. For instance. when you see matched faced woman. ten to one you'll find her temper on edge."-Baltimore American.
 John Miltons autograph. appended to a marriage contract dated 1923, was recently sold for f322.
 Government analyses of so called temperancye drinks sold in England prove that they contain from 2 to 12.3 per cent of alcohol.
 Of the forty-four English county chief constables, only three have risen from the ranks, thlrty-three being ex- army officers and one an ex-navy otil- cer.
 A lunatic named Bedlington, who died at Morpeth asylum. Imagined he was gun. He placed quantity of gunpowder in his mouth and then ignited 1t with a match.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
Bearded Indians,

It has been written over and over again that the North American Indian was always beardless. New light comes from an unearthed letter from Captain Amos Stoddard. United States artillery and engineers. in 1906. to Dr. Mitchell of New London. Conn.,. in which Stoddard tells of d tribe of "yel- low men, not in the least tawny. who lived near the lake on the west side of the Rocky or Shining mountains and who wore their boards and great number of whom had red hair on their heads" They were great experts with the bow and arrow. The lake referred to must have been Flathead lake. in northwestern Montana. New York Press.
The Ketchikan miner., 1909-01-02
THE HALL OF FAME.

Dean Russell of the University of Wisconsin has selected Mrs. Scott Du. rand to lead the movement for secur. ing pure milk legislation.
 George Ellery Hale, director of the solar observatory of the Carnegie h. stitution of Washington at Mount Will son. Cal. has been elected correspond ing member of the Academy of Sci- anceS.
 J. C. Rock of Washington now laimS to be the youngest civil war veteran. stating that he enlisted in Company q. Sixth Vermont volunteers. =: October. 1861. when fourteen years md two months old.
 i.ouis A. Wood and Mary Schehlen ,lmpcd off the train at Waterbury. Conn. the other day. hurried to the town clerks office were married and took Il homeward train all inside of thirty minutes. which is record in that town.
 The death of General Stephen D. Lee leaves only two surviving lieutenant generals of the Confederate army. They are General A. P. Stewart, rank. ing lieutenant general of the Confed- eracy. of Biloxi, Miss. and General Si- mon Bolivar Buckner of Kentucky.
 Rear Admiral Caspar F. Goodrich. commandant of the Brooklyn navy yard has been designated to attend the coming celebration of the founding of the University of saragossa. Spain. Major General Leonard Wood will rep. resent the army.
 Ten members of the late President Cleveland's cabinets survive-Richard Olney. Don M Dickinson. Judson liar. mon. John G. Carlisle, David R. Fran. cis. Norman J. Coleman. William F. Villas, Hoke Smith, Charles S. Fair child and Hilary A. Herbert.
 Secretary of War Wright appointed Walter R. Pedigo of Virginia to be his private secretary, vice Fred W. Car penter. who resigned to go with Judge Taft. c. c. Wagner of Reading. Pa. has been appointed confidential clerk to Secretary Wright.
 A Churcheoer.
 Do you attend church regularly!' inquired the solictous friend.
 i've been q regular churchgoer of late" answered Mir. Cumrox. "Mother and the girls took me on guidebook tour through Europe" - Washington Star