Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-07-07
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Miss Roston-Tha n;c+,,r. wa, y, Az,
hung. Miss Concord-And yet very
well executed.
| "Why are Won On an+bus,o.t,o .,o,,.
I pede,trianism? aRerause r can't ~.
ford an anto o.p,ttsnnra Doc. -
what banneps WHOM ,or,. TON.
perature goes down os far ~ - ~.
| go? "ge has cold foot ,n.,ar,.
p.,.. M 10 49,
sie IS telegram from
does he saw Pride rraedsI ~ -.
return and oil will no fo.s,,. ~ W.
E,.. 90
r,ns ns. s ulnee ooy.pe BOSS grand
,.uu"e. u.eu las. lisa.. SECOND omce
hall eama -phtioda,nh,a paaoa, ~ 40
M $50.
49,. . 81 ha ~, you iee brldsss
w.. a.. sne AMY. MIS- oocker-
Ms mucn cheaper tnan 70 nave
., w p. : uoA'
see .ooiiisoh married again
I1a t.eu nus mrs. wlfe sister. Yes.
sa'u ne uiun want 10 nave TO
Jn eaA ~ another mother-ln-law.-
l Ill
congress VIII never De COM
posou VI women. she-Why DO you
A ~; ne-Can you imagine
nouse iuii OF women with only one
ee'
- r.ieni-fou neednt worry about
~. wiie' one mas remarkable con
s.ieu.ioh. Henpex-say. doc, you
ouel. 70 see ner bylaws. rules and
~ A'e'
:, see 'nat young Noodle and Miss
ouatp nave MADE match OF 1t. He's
got no mead at all, but she's clever
slr,. wen. you can't expect match
70 nave Two heads to IT..
M.stless-Weli' brldget. do you
want 70 iea'e or stay! Cook-Dont
.hry 70 ooss me. Faith, ! dunno. II
yel wan. me 70 sntay, IN lave, an II
se1 want ine 10 ave- III shtay!
A tall man applied for position as
overseef. what DO you known he
was asked. don't know anything,
no epiieo' out In 'ali enough 20
'ooN over all the men you've got.
Teacher-Jimmie. suppose you had
ten apples and ten oranges. and gave
nihe-teh'hs OF them TO some other i1t
g poys, wna' wouiu you nave! JIM
nave iae heaa examined!
Little boy, don't you know that
you shouldn't go fishing on sunday%
sure know 1t, but you see the fish
s en- usen euuea n w ~ NeepiAs lns
oADa'n 'e' 1'e''o'' f'ee fess
My lazy son has at last decided on
profession that he thinks he'll like"
Good What has he chosen?" He
wants to be lineman for wire.
less telegraph company" cleveland
Leader.
And you wouldn't begin journey
on Friday?" You bet l Wouldn't"
Il can't understand how you can have
any faith In such silly superstition"
mo superstition about 1t. Saturdays
payday
Rampus-Yes. I'm willing to admit
that football is good game for those
VINO play, but most OF the students take
no part In 1t. Campus-Well. We've got
to have somebody to root for us, haven't
we?-Philadelphia Ledger.
"Yes," said Mr.. Dustin Stax, 81 have
succeeded in life, and by the hardest
kind of work" "You don't look as IL
va had much personal experience with
aard work" "Of course not. hired
1t done."-Washington Star.
The guest glanced IN and down the
ILL OF fare without enthusiasm. ooh.
we'll" he decided finally "you NAV
bring me dozen fried oysters" Tho
colored waiter became all apolopies.
"Ah,a yerv sorry sab Inf we,s ont nh
all shellfish 'ceptin, aigs."-Everv.
fbody's.
A lady was applied to for charity by
a well-dressed woman. Are YOU mar
riedY" was the question. "Yes." "Nhat
lis your husbandy "Out-o.-work." But
what is he when he is in work?p asked
the lady. "You don't understand.
miss" was the reply. "He.s d regular
out-o'-worker."
Was there ever n better examn,e q,
the witty and concise form Of EXPIRES.
sion than the answer of the grim man
who. when asked about the character
of a neighbor, sententiously replied:
.Mister. don't know yery much about
him. but my impression is. he'd make
a first-class stranger"
az dec,aren cave tho yonro house
vito at aon,+ l,no,, n,h,t ,,o :.
do when round steak costs 40 mnch
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Aeeps w. "ouiu auSise YOU