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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

we read that a hardy Ioi Of young
M-chigan university crpplcs. repre-
senting the football team 81 said insti-
tuton. has lefi Tor Milwaukee u con-
suit with the Marquette coilcgc erid-
iron specialists Here's hoping the
Milnaukec experts ain NOT oonsign
them % the hospital
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

During Governor Warmers sir weeks
Fisit u Hucatan. where be VIII buy
slsaL the raw material used
ln making Irvine. Tor tke Jackson prls-
on plant Pat Kelly VIII preside over
the des1inies o. Michigan In this con-
nocl-on the Detroit Free Press re-
marks thai III win probably De his
only chance e. serve as governor
: Enihcant eh.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

The official ballot ln New York city
This year Will be- four and half feet
100 width and contain thirty-two col
umns. voters who do not reside in New
York have cause 10 be- thankful.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Mr. Langford now seeks a formal
meeting with Stanley Ketchcl. late Of
Michigan But after that little argu-
ment Of Dis with Mr.. Johnson. Kotchcl
may feel justified in drawing the color
Line.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Mr. Townsend was well received in
the upper peninsula. and if Senator
Burrows decides 10 make US a visit ne
will be- 80 cordially welcomed Nor
thorn hospitality has yet to be equall-
%.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

The Kansas city pastor who under
took 10 lead an honest life' az q street
cor conductor, gave Up the Job after
one weeks trial Evidently there b. no
hope FOR him outside Of the Newspaper
business
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Ossip GabriloWltch is bound to boz In
the limelight Hardly has DE married
Mark TWain's daughter when De pro-
ceeds 20 undergo an operation for APP
DendicitIs.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

The Peary map ~ Cooks route to-
ward the north pole reminds as Of the
manner in which some men hike home
ward when they quit the gang at 2
p. m.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22
WANTED!
a CASE OF ECZEM a

Scrofula. Salt Rhcum. Psoriasis or VI
GERS that has banied al Doctors skill
and other medicines. DR.. Taylor's Ec-
zema Remedy viii positively cure it
the worst kind OF case-or no pay
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Halloween falls on Sunday this year
and it f. 60 b. hoped 81 viii put a criIsp
in the penici0us activities Of some Of
the spo0ks
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Pitcher Adams q the Plttsburg Pr
rates seems to be- almost as popular
with the ladies az The first man of that
name.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

When the real campaign opens Mr.
Osborn viii conduct vigorous speech
making tour ~ the lower part Of the
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

The shots THAT ended Prof Ferrers
life were beard around th- world and
their echoes have not yet died away.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Haven't heard II any more hstic
bouts Tor H,1Ehton have you?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Zig Jim Jefries is on hls way home
and Little Antha~ Is waiting FOR
him.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-22

Tho cloakmakers in Baltimore. Nd,
hevs won their strike after long cen
test
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24
NEW CHAPTER OF THE
ORDER OF EASTERN STAR
Organization to Be Perfected at
Meeting Next Monday Night

A rev chapter of the Order of the
Eastern Star, the twentieth in this city,
will be instituted in Goldsn Gate Com
mandery hall next Monday. night by
Grand Patron Alexander Fraser. assist
ed by Grand Matron Anna NJ. johnson,
Grand Secretary Kate J. Willats and
other grand officers.
The organizers obtained the consent
of IL of the local chapters to apply for
a dispensation. which has been granted.
1t will start with 90 charter mem bers
and at the first meeting after instaIla-
tion will initiate 80 petitioners, includ-
lag a number who stand high in the
Masonic fraternity.
The following have been agreed upon
as the officers to be elected for the first
term: Adelaide Hickie, worthy ma
tron: Edward Couper. worthy patron (;
Josie Winnie6eld. associate matron;
Helena Farley. conduetress; Mathilda
Dodel. associate conductress; Mildred
Downes. secretary. and Mary II. Speck-
man, treasurer
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24
REAL ESTATE BOARD IN
HANDSOME NEW OFFICES
Will Purchase Set of Block
Books for Members

The san Francisco real estate board
has moved from 1O1 Lick building to
more commodious Offices at 529s0-31
Mills building. The rooms are now
being fitted up very handsomely and
preparation is being made for the set
Of IA new block books which the board
has decided to purchase from the Cali
fornia block book and map company
These block books will be posted each
morning and IL is the Intention of the
board TO compile for the use Of the
members a great deal OF very important
and valuable data.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24

Try Murine Eye Remedy
For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Exes.@
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24

and that Spreckels said he hoped they
would redeem themselves during the
time they remained in office. CAL
Iagher testified that he was anxious to
resign long before he was allowed TO
do SO.
The immunity contract. which was
drawn in duplicate and a copy of which
was given to Gallagher to hold in
escrow in behalf of the other members
of the board Of supervisors. was intro
duced in evidence by Moore and made
part Of the record. Moore did not an
nounce when noon adjournment was
taken that he had finished his cross
exa minatiOn Of The witness. but turned
him over to Heney for redirect exami-
nation without asking any further
questions when the afternoon session
was called
There will be no session of the trial
today. adjournment having been taken
until Monday morning. -
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24
MAKES SHOPLIFTER GIVE
UP HIS RICH BOOTY
Store Keeper Receivers Fountain
Pens and Kicks Thief Out

W. s. Johnson, proprietor of the sta
tionery store at 724 Market street, has
a new method of handling shoplifters.
BY prompt action last night he made a
light fingered though husky person
disgorge SS1.50 worth of fountain pens.
taken from showcase
Johnson was busy in the back of his
place at 8 O'Clock, when he noticed a
big, tough looking individual in the
front OF the store acting suspiciously.
He walked up to him, saw that some
fountain pens were missing from a
the pens and concluded the incident
by ordering the fellow out of the store.
with a threat of arrest if he ever re-
turned.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24

ballroom and the red room adjoining
We're decorated with palms and festoons
of roses, while the pretty gowns of
the girls added to the attractive scene.
The annual dance of these hosts in
the Entire Nous club is delightful
occasion for the guests, and the COM
mittee In charge last evening is largely
fair.
The following members of the club
were hosts of the evening and acted as
q recentinn and floor cnmmittee:
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24
NO Yinit sam Franci.cp

without seeing the Diamond Palace
would be like visiting Europe without
seeing Paris 1t is the most beautiful
jewelry store in the world Visitors
welcome. 909 Van Ness av. near Ellis.
A. Andrews, proprietor.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24

Margaret Armstrong
Annie Ludin
May Andrews
Eulalia Ringrose
Miss Eber
Nellie Funsterbush
Helen Alklay
Hulda Zwierlein
Angeline NJ. Desinm0ne
Miss Simon
Nettie Deglow
Gertrude Sullivan
Alma Lubben
Bertha A. Radoyich
Bessie Best
Leah Sauer
Edna Sauer
Tessie Madden
Il. Sexton
Bertha Bellinger
Rita Grundeil
Lulu Grundell
NJ. Haley
ID. Mowry
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard
V. Schwartz
Mr.. and Mrs. e o.
Rieser
Mr.. and Mrs Robert
Russ
Mr.. and Mrs. Gus Russ
DR.. and Mrs Edward
keffee
Mr.. and Mrs Percy
Windham
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
w. Soaulding
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. o.
Gantner
Mr.. and Mrs Fred G.
Gautner
DR.. and Mrs. ]. w.
Likens
Mr.. and Mrs ]. Fl.
Temple
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C.
Boyey
MIR. and Mrs. l. ]. Carl
Mr.. and Mrs. D. c.
Ashley
DIR. and Mrs. William
r. Barbat
Mr.. and Mrs NordhofF
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
DurbeI
Mr.. and Mrs Henry
Aria
Mr.. apd Mrs. A. ID.
Fraser
Mr. and Mrs. F. Barry
Mr.. and Mrs Carl Rose
Mr.. and Mrs. William
p. Scott
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank ].
Chunk
Mr.. and Mrs R. J.
Waters
DR.. and Mrs. Clark
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII
Worden
Mr. and Mrs. W. c.
Olsen
Colonel and Mrs. Frank
w. Marston
Mr. and Mrs. William
FL. Hartweli
Mr.. and Mrs. Jules
Getz
Mrs. Aurelia Guinnsso
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-24

= ~ - - ea-AA att
Lillian A. Anderson
Ethel Allen
Mabel G. McNally
Marie Frey
Adele Hermann
Edna n. Wilson
Edna S. Rothschild
Elizabeth Marshall
Eula Howard
Edna " Wichmann
Pauline Ryder
Grace Renner
Hazel l.. Lang
Edna E. Young
Amy L. Hanson
EIinor Meredith
Virginia Ryder
Alma Lezott
Bertha Jurgens
The Misses Bacigalupi
Iucette Horton
Caroline T.. Lindemann
Dorothy Kirchmann
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
X Meussedorffer
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph
Harding
Mr.. and Mrs. l. Eu-
gene Lee
Mr.. and Mrs William
Lange
Mr.. and Mrs. J. f.
Cannon
Mr.. and Mrs. o. ].
Anger
Mr.. and Mrs E. A.
Gr0ezinger
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
A. Scheffauer
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward
Hart Lewis
Mr.. and Mrs Frederick
J. ANTI
Mr. and Mrs. Shirley
Johnson
Mr.. and Mrs. A. J.
Crocker
Mr.. and Mrs. +. II.
Attinger
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Templeman
Mr.. and Mrs r. r
Russ
Mr.. and Mrs. p. West
erfeld
Mr.. and Mrs Perry
Cumberson
Mr.. and Mrs. Angus
Mckay
Mr.. and Mrs Harry
Meyer
Mr.. and Mrs. George
c. Sneider
Mr.. and Mrs. J. ID.
Mansfield
Mr. and Mrs d. J.
Riley
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Worth
Grigsby
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
r.. Jackson
Mr.. and Mrs: o. J.
Rasmussen
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry c.
Hackett
Mr.. and Mrs. Roberts
Mr. and Mrs. Harlow
Culver
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06

Foley's Honey and Tar is the best
and safest cough remedy for children.
At the first symptoms of a cold, give
as directed, and ward off danger of
Group bronchitis, sore throat, cold in
tho head, and stuffy breathing, 1t
brings comfort and ease to the little
ones. Contains no opiates or other
harmful drugs. Keep always on hand,
and refuse substitutes, j. c. Perry.
For Eczema, letter and salt Rheum
The intense itching characteristic
of these ailments is almost instantly
allayed by Chamberlain Salve.
Many severe cases have been cured
by IT, For sale by all good drug
nistS
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06
Lane school Ponnlation e0a0.

Although the footings are not full
ly made up, Clerk Frank Reisner
says the total school enumeration Is
1880. or about 150 more than last
year, when il was 24S2. A great
many looked for greater increase
than this, as we have built two new
school houses, and they are both pret-
" we'll filled up. while the old build
ings seem 20 be as well filled as they
we're. It is possible few more
names may be added, but the enum-
orators say they made thorough
canvass OF the district Register
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06
PEOPLE GETTING USED
TO EASTERN CLIMATE

The snow and cold spell Is the sec
ond within ten months Oregon peo~
pie II seems are in for some of the
eastern climate and are getting used
to It. Sunday the snow plows were
out early and cleared the street car
tracks. and by o'clock cars were
running on all lines, Walks We're
generally cleaned off by noon and
all lines of business are going on
today as usual The people are get
ting used 20 snow and cold and
many slelghs are out. The only fear
now is that IL won't last long
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06
Eugene Buys Lead Gable.

The city council yesterday bought
5000 feet of lead cable for carrying
transmission wire for the hydro-elec-
trio plant across the Mckenzie AMI
Willamette rivers. A change has al
so been ordered by Mr. Kelsey, The
supervising engineer, in the height
of the towers for carrying the wire
across the rivers, The height of the
towers was first planned for 80 feer,
and some OF the work in gettiQg them
out had been done, but now comes
Mr. Kslsey's word 10 make them -
feet in Register
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06

out of the Yukon country over the
White Pass railroad, When the
steamer docked Hagan dragged a
strong box to the gang plank and
with the help of a sailor wheeled the
box to the entrance Of the docks,
where he engaged an eXpressmOn to
haul it and big bag of gold dust
to the Stevens hotel Here the gold
dust was sent up to a room assigned
Hagan and the Dawson man and his
wife stood guard over their treasure
until yesterday morning, when they
boarded a Pullman car on the Port
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06

empowered to levy the tax up to 5
mills, and any deficiency to make the
$500 for each district must come out
of the general fund. 1t is more than
probable that they will be under the
necessity of making the special levy
OF mills for many districts in the
county. Register
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06
Lame County Taxes Heavy.

The new school law requiring every
school district In the county To spend
$500 for educational purposes during
tho year may ncoessitate the cOunty's
leyying special taxes for a number
of school districts. They are only
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06
DAWSON MINER IS
RICH IN GOLD DUST
UNITED PRESS LEASED WHEEL

Seattle, Dec. Sam Hagan, a
mining man of Dawson, is today on
his way to San Francisco, accompa-
MED by his wife and 100000 in
gold dust
Hagan and his wife arrived in Sc
attic Tuesday on the steamer Hum
boil from SkAgWay. having come
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06
Piles Cured in 8 to "a Days.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to
cure any case of Itching, Blind. Bleed
ing or Protruding Piles in to IA
days or money refunded. soc
M-W-F
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-12-06

land train and began their journey
to California, having transferred the
gold dust to two suit cases. The
precious dust weighs 500 troy
pounds.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
How tho cuIprit Was Detected.

OF a certain Harrow master whom
Mr.. Tollemache In his "reminiscences
refers to as Mr.. Y. the following story
IS told. Or. Vaughan was master of
Harrow at the time:
"Mr. VI am sorry, DR.. Vaughan,
TO have to report to you two of your
monitors for drinking. DIR. V.-This is
a very serious charge. When and
where did it happen? Mr.. Y.-This
afternoon In public house in Primer.
DR.. V.-Did you catch them flagrante
delicto? Mr.. Y.-No. DR.. Vaughan, /
was in my study. DR.. V.-But surely
you cannot possibly have seen from
your study to Pinner? Mr.. VI have
a strong telescope, DR.. Vaughan. DR..
V.-But how can you tell that it was
not water they were drinking? Mr.. Y.
1t was gin and water. l noticed a
sediment of sugar at the bottom of
their glasses.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11

There is more Catarrh in this sect
ion of the country than all other dis.
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur
able. For great many years doctors
pronounced it local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by con
stantly failing to cure with local treat
ment, pronounced it incurable Science
has proven catarrh to be constitu.
tional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls CAT
arrh Cure, manufactured by +. J. Chen
ey d Co.. Toledo, Ohio. is the only
constitutional cure on the market. 1t
is taken internally in doses from 1C
drops to a teaspoonful 1t acts direct
ly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. J. CHENEY g. 90.
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.,
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
LISTLESS READING.
The Way to Correct This Fault and
Get Beneficial Results.

1et benenciai NcsuihS'
Reading can be made much great
cr source of pleasure to those VINO
now only read when they can find no
other pleasures" said a Columbia uni
versity lecturer on English literature.
'You have perhaps noticed with
what keen sense of satisfaction some
people read the newspapers. Do you
went to know the secret of their abil-
ity to extract enjoyment in this way?
Well, you have probably noticed that
those who can SO rivet their attention
10 the printed page are the ones who
make it a point to talk about what
they have read.
"That is the secret. Try it. Read
something, then tell some one about
It. Do this with books as well as with
papers. Soon you will notice that in
reading story you fix in your mind
the things you want to relate. You
get the writer's point of view, then
you fix upon the points he has pre-
scented.
'At the beginning your story telling
will lack the completeness of the story
as written, and you will notice that
your shortcomings in this direction
are due to listless reading. This will
correct itself Just to the extent OF
your ambition to become a reader for
all there is in reading. | have given
this bit of advice before and have
been thanked many times by those
who followed my directions. Try it
and mark the results. s."-Exchange.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
Husbands to Burn.

The elderly spinster in the rear OF
the drawing room car had no more
than settled in her seat when her at
tention was attracted to Il woman a
little farther front who was garbed
in the deepest mourning. AS Miss
Spinster adjusted her nose grabber
glasses for a better inspection of the
one In widows weeds she saw the
conductor lean over and converse with
her earnestly for several minutes.
When the conductor got back to her
seat taking the passengers tickets
Miss Spinster was consumed with Gu
riosity about the woman In mourning.
Conductor" she asked in her sweet
est tones, whats the trouble with the
lady up there in widows weedsr'
"Oh, that's Mrs. Gettemr' replied
the obliging conductor "She's just
taking her third husband out to a
crematory."
"Oh, how DREADFUL exclaimed Miss
Spinster. And then In a faraway voice
she added:
"And just think OF It! Here l am
past fifty and never had husband in
my life, while that woman up there
has them to burnr'-New York Times.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
Skatino,

Skating is believed to have been in
vented in northern Europe in prehis-
toric times. William Fitz-Stephen
speaks of it in London toward the
end of the twelfth century, but it did
not really catch hold until the cava-
liers who had been in exile with
Charles IL. brought 1t with them from
Holland. On Dec /, 1862. Mr. pepys.
having occasion to cross the park.
first in my life, it being great frost,
did see people sliding with their
skates, which is a very pretty art"
On the Sth he went purposely to see
the sight and again found it very
pretty."-London Chronicle.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11

In great French houses of days gone
by dinner was announced by the blow
ing of hunting horns, and 1t is on rec
ord that at certain gala feasts the
dishes were brought in by servants in
full armor mounted upon caparisoned
horses, practice we could only look
for during the reign of chivalry. OF
the attendants at dinner the carver and
server took precedence over all the
others. They stood probably on each
side of their lord. The server, 1t may
be mentioned, was the officer who
placed the dishes on the table.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
PluckY Football PLAYER.

Burton Miller, right guard on the
Norfolk Comm football team, is the
pluckiest man playing the game in
Connecticut this season. On a recent
Saturday Miller had four ribs frac-
tured, but played the game out before
seeing a doctor. The other day, when
Norfolk met Torrington, Miller sur
prised players and rooters of the Nor
folk eleven by appearing in togs for
the fray. He played right guard in
both halves. Norfolk lost by score of
& to 0. but 1t was not Miller's fault.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
DISAPPEARING Home Life.

The fiat dweller ought not to keep
dog, prefers not to keep cat, cannot
have a garden, has no chance of keep
ing house, has no possible place for
memories and, most emphatic of all,
has no use or accommodation for
babies. Although it may be possible
to make homes without kittens or
babies or flowers or memories or
cupboards. the spirit of home is hard
to WOO and win without any of them
Fortnightly Review.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
Old Laws.

There still exists in London bylaw
which fOrbids cask of beer to be un-
loaded between certain hours, but no
mention is made Of casks containing
any other liquor.
Lucerne has on its statute books a
law which IS not enforced. 1t prohib-
its hats of more than eighteen inches
in diameter forbids the use of artid-
cial flowers and imported feathers and
orders that q license of 70 cents year
shall be paid for the right TO wear rib
bOnS or silk or paIIZp
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
Nursing Mothers and
OYer-burdened Women

In all stations OF life, whose vigor and
vitality may have been undermined and
broken down by over work, exacting
social duties, the too frequent bearing OF
children, or other causes, will find in DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription the most
potent, invigorating restorative strength
giyer ever devised for their special bene-
tit. Nursing tmothers WIN find it especial
~ valuable in sustaining eleir strength
and promotingNn ABUNDANT h0urshment
for the, child. Expsctant 0otRers too
will find 1t priceless SobH5ro PrepAye the
system for baby's coming and rendeying
the ordeal comparatively painless. II
can do 10 harm In any state, or condition
pf the 1emale system.
Delicate, nervous, Weak women. who
suffer from frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging g-down distress low down
In the abdomen, or from painful or irreg-
ular monthly periods, gnawing or dis
tressed sensation in stomach, dizzy or
faint spells, see imaginary specks or spots
floating before eyes, have disagreeable,
pelvic catarrhal drain, prolapsus, ante
version or retro-version or other displace-
ments of womanly organs from weakness
Of parts will, whether they experience
many or only few OF the above symp-
toms, find relief and permanent cure by
using faithfully and fairly persiStently
DR.. Plerce's Favorite Prescription.
This worfd-famed specific for woman's
weaknesses and peculiar ailments is
pure glyceric extract of the choicest ma
tive, medicinal roots without a drop of
alcohol in its makeup. All its ingredi-
ents printed in plain English on It's bottle.
wrapper and attested under oath. Dr.
Pierce thus invites the fullest investiga-
tion OF his formula knowing that 1t will
be found to contain only the best agents
known to the most advanced medical
science Of all the different schools Of prac
tice for the cure of woman's peculiar
weaknesses and ailments.
II you want to know more about the
composition and professional endorse
men' of the "Favorite Prescription" send
postal card request to DR.. r. V. Pierce,
Buffalo y Y, for his free booklet treat
ing OF same.
You cant ford to accept as substl-
tute for this rrmedy of knoGn composition
> secret noctrum Of urknoton compost
Won. Don't do 1t.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
Works Both Ways.

80 you think it is an advantage to
man to go to congress for awhile:"
YES" answered Senator Sorghum.
1T gives the people In his own town
a chance to think he is a great man in
Washington and the people in Wash
ington a chance to think he is great
man in his own town. Washington
Star
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-02-11
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Theatrical Novelty.

A new method by which the au-
dience at theater can show its ap-
proval or disapproval of a play with
out disturbing the performance is be-
Ing introduced by the Italian drama
tist Traversi. Before leaving the thea
ter every person is to drop n ticket
into one of the three boxes marked
Good" Indifferent" and Bad"