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Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-12

w tHcAH ~ Vdhc UP Tile sIlknC Oh their
red cousins against the civilizing in
fiuence Of the white man.
The writer asked Antoine to what
he owed his great influence with the
mighty warrior, chief of the Sioux.
He answered that at one time Sitting
Bull came to his village and he gave
him the best he had to give and treat
ell him in All hospitable manner and
this meeting led to the treaty between
the two chiefs that was never broken.
1t is not long now until the OppOr-
tunity to gather an authentic account
of many of the most tragic events that
ever formed the web and wool Of his
tory will be past and gone forever and
the accounts of many of the most inn
pOrtant happenings will be but misty
remembrance in the minds of the
children who have heard them re-
counted at the tireside.
Antoine Ouellette is now seventy
five years old and exceptionally well
preserved, but he cannot live always,
and his contemporaries are all grow
ing old, and it is of the utmost inn
portance that the early history of the
northwest be gathered now, while it
can be secured first hand from the
men who participated in these stirring
dramas and tragedies.
Gov. FOurchet, of Regina, Alberta,
has asked Mr.. Ouellette to come to
him and together they will write
history of Ouellette's life. Lewis
town News.
THE SclSSORBlLL'S DREAM.
Beside my little old log house, OF, the banks of
Roberts creek.
I'm going to dig we'll; when get shovel and
pick.
I'm going to dig it good and deep and curb it to
the floor.
I'm going to dig it pretty close beside the cabin
door.
And when get my ditch all dug and water in
the well.
I'm going to take four horses and 20 out and plow
like he'll.
My wife will tend the chickens and milk the old
red cow
know that she can do it. her father taught her
how.
And when get done blowing and putting in the
seed.
I'm going to drag it often. there will not he a
weed,
And when I've got the threshing done; Oh! won't
it I've snap.
TO take the oats to town to sell in famous Judith
Gap.
And when get the money in the pockets of my
jeans.
I'm going to buy big steam plow know there
good machines.
Then if have any money left. I'll give it to my
wife.
Cause if don't wl,ack up with her think shd
take my life.
HAPPY CAL.
We have Il 5OO-acre farm near three
markets for sale heap and on easy
terms. All fenced, goo., water and
some breaking done. See the Judith
Gap Land company. This is a snap
and will not be Oh the market long.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-12

We have Il 5OO-acre farm near three
markets for sale heap and on easy
terms. All fenced, good water and
some breaking done. See the Judith
Gap Land company. This is a snap
and will not be OH the market long.
The Lamar register., 1909-11-10
ioTicE OF SALE OF REAL ESTATE
State Of Colorado
County Of ProMersl Court

State Of Colorado (... In TIL. County
County Of Prowers) Court
In the matter OF the estate OF trnhs
q. sundberg. deceased. August Swanson
administrator. ,
Notice is hereby given that on Tues
day the goth, day OF November. A -.
1905. at the hour of nine o'clock In the
forenoon Of said day. ut the Office o.
CRANKY Hillyer, ESD. in the town OF
Lamar, County OF Prowers and state
Of Colorado. pursuant to the decree anu
order OF the County Court OF Prowers
entered on the 9th day OF November.
A. u. 1903, said day being one OF the
regular days OF the September. A. II.
1903 Term OF said Court, l, August
swanson, Administrator OF the estate OF
Frans G. Sundberg, deceased VIII sell
at private sale all OF the interest OF the
said deceased. Frans q: Sundberg. ia
and to the following described real
estate, situate. lying and being In tiie
County OF Prowers and state OF Col
The Southeast Quarter OF the South
east Quarter Use Ia. SIC f-fD OF Sec
ton Twenty two t22). Township Tweh-
ty-two t2zj South. OF Range Forty-three
tt.) West of the Sixth Principal Mcr-
idian, together with one-fourth Of one
water right In the Amity Canal and lies
ervoir.
The terms Of said sale to be cash at
time OF sale.
Done at Lamar. Colorado. November
10Th. A u. 1903.
AUGUST SWANSON.
Administrator.
CRANKY Hillyer. Atty. for Administrator.
The Lamar register., 1909-11-10

SUMMONS.
state Of Colorado
County Of Prowers) Court
i;osa A Hendrickson, Plaintiff.

state OF c''''-'0 4. In tn. County
County Of Prowers) Court
W.. SUMMONS
William r. Hendrickson. Defendant
me People OF the state Of Colorado.
To William r. Hendrickson, the de-
PENDANT above named: GREETING:
You are hereby required to appear In
an action brought against you by the
above named plaintiff. in the County
Court OF Prowers County. State OF Col
1rado, and answer the complaint there
in within thirty days after the servica
hereof. II served within the State OF
Colorado or by publication. or. II serv-
ed out Of the State of Colorado. with
fifty days after the service hereof.
exclusive OF the day OF service; or said
the same as though such appearance
had been made and issue had been
Joined on such complaint
The said action Is brought by plain
INF to obtain n decree of divorce, dis
solving the bonds OF matrimony now
existina between plaintiff and defend
ant. Oh the ground OF first. Desertion.
drunkenness. as will more fully appear
from complaint In said action to when
reference IL here made and a COPY OF
which is hereto attached.
And you are hereby notified that II
Jou faiI to appear. and to answer the
aid complaint as above required. the
aid plaintiff will apply to the Court
or the relief therein demanded.
Given under my hand and the seal
II said Court. at Lamar In said Coun-
800. ''' 49," ' "
w. E. FEE
Judge and Acting Clerk
The Lamar register., 1909-11-10

Notice Is hereby given that petition
has been filed In the County Court In
and for the County Of Prowers. In the
State Of Colorado. by the undersigned.
Guardian of the estate OF David Bene.
dict Hotel. Mary Harriet Hotel. and
Agnes Edna Hotel. minors. for the sale
Of the Interests OF said minors In and to
the following described property. which
said interests consist OF an undivided
one-half interest In and to real estate
described as follows. to-wit:-Lot In
Block 12s In the City Of Fort Collins.
County OF Larimer and State Of Coiora.
do, the interest therein OF each of said
minors being an undivided one-sixth.
Hearing will be had upon the said pc.
ition before the said County Court at
the City of Lamar, In the County OF
Prowers. In the State Of Colorado. on
Monday, the 9Th day Of Dec. a ID. 1909.
at the hour Of 10 o'clock A M. on said
day.
Dated this 10th day Of October. 1909.
FANNIE ID. HOTEL.
Guardian Of the Estate of David Bene-
dict Hotel. Mary Harriet Hotel.
and Agnes Edna Hotel. Ainors-
The Lamar register., 1909-11-10
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY.

Estate Of Virgil A Stuart, Deceased
The undersigned. having been APP
pointed Administrative of the estate of
Virgil a. Stuart. deceased, late OF the
county OF Lancaster. Ia the State Of
-sebraska. deceased, hereby gives no
Ice that she will appear before the
county Court of Prowers County, State
u Colorado. at the Court House in La
mar, In said County. on Monday the
End day OF November. A. d. 1909, at
ne hour Of 10 o'clock A. NJ, of said
lay. at which time all persons having
-laims against said estate are notified
and requested to attend for the pur-
Jose OF having the same adjusted.
All persons Indebted to said estate are
requested to make immediate payment
10 the undersigned.
Dated at Lamar, Colorado, this 18th
day Of October, A. d. 1909.
Helen G. Stuart,
Administrative Of the estate Of Viz.
gil A Stuart Deceased
C C 0oodnla, Attorney.
The Lamar register., 1909-11-10
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL ESTATE
stats Of Colorado
County OF Prowsrsj Court

(aA- In the County
County OF Prowsrsj Court
In the matter OF the estate Of John
Wrinck. deceased.
Notice IL hereby given that on Mon
day. the zznd day OF November. A. u.
1909. at the hour OF Ten o'clock, IA
the forenoon OF said day. In the office
OF CRANKY HiIlyer. ESQ. Ia the Town
OF Lamar, County OF Prowers and State
OF Colorado. pursuant to the decree and
order Of the County Court Of prowers
County. State OF Colorado. made anu
entered on the End day OF October, A.
y. 1893. l. J. w. Morse. administrator
will sell NJ private sale the followin.
described real estate. belonging to the
estate OF John Wrinck. deceased. to-
wit:
The Southwest Quarter OF the South
west Quarter (SWx OF SWhl OF Sec
ton three 90. and the Southeast Quar-
ter OF tho Northeast Quarter (SEA N
h NJ. and the East Half OF the South
east quarter CEN OF SEM OF Sec
ton -Four lD. all In Township Twenty
two l22) South, OF Range Forty-nve
lsS) West of the sixth Principal kieri-
dian
nhe terms VI said sale will bs cash
Dated at Lamar. Prowers County. Col
orado. this goth day OF october A. u.
1903.
J. w. Morse.
Administrator Of tho estate
Of John Wrinck, deceased
First Publication October 70. 1903.
Last publication November 10, 1903.
The Lamar register., 1909-11-10
NOTICE OF GALE OF REAL ssrArE.

County q Prow.r., - Gut
In the matter OF the estate OF Clara
Droege and Frteda Droege. minors:
Magdalena DrOege, Guardian.
Notice ~ hereby given that ON sat
urday, tho 10th day OF November. A.
-. 1903, At the hour OF ten o'clock In
the forenoon OF said day ut the Office
oI CRANKY Ailysr, in the town Of Ia,
order OF the County Court OF Prowsrs
County, State Oh Culoiauo. made and
entered On the zOth Gay oi september.
A. ~ 1879, said Gay being one oil the
regular days OF the September A. u.
lyvy, Term Oh salu CouIt, 1, Magdalena
Droege, Guardian oil tiie estate "a Clara
Droege and frieaa Droege Minors. will
sell W private sale all OF the Interest
OF the said Ainors. Clara Droege anu
described real estate. situate In the
County OF Prowers and state OF co..
orado. to-wit:
An Undivided two-eights (2-S) inter-
est In and TO the Northeast Quarter
(NEA) Of Section Twenty-four GA.
Twenty-Five (ll) South. of
ttange FORTY three (43) West OF tis
sixth Principal Meridian.
The terms oil said sale will be cash
at the time OF sale.
Dated at Lamar. Colorado. on this
2lst day OF October, A. u. 1903.
Magdalena Droege.
Guardian OF the estate vi
Clara Droege and fTieuA
Droege. Minors
First Publication October ". 1909.
Last publication November 10. 1909.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
PCR CARLOS DICKENS

Der miss Summerson NJ Jarudyce que hemos
trado este deschado para que pndiesen habare 81 10
dsean para 10 cua seria precise al menos por ahora
locarle ccente Pero pobre 1o no ha te
nido veis grandes reaciones las perso
honradas. este 10 que apura 5Conoceis
Ia vecindad aguna que consnera recibrlef
L. paeara por adeanado el alquiler
MentraS dirige esta pregunta al maestro de Ell
lcctor hombrecillo la manchada de poll
VI Georges yarias bocanadas de hume de ppa
,lirlgcndo Inrada obicua a hombreco que le
t,sg can un eltiHo Affirmative
- abaero-lice el maestro De armas-daria gusto-
So In ,Ia ella pudicra scryir miss SunmerSon:
para mi pfivicgo una honra presiaTle servi-
,.o nor nsigniicnnte que tengo satisfaction
oleroe oreccr i aslo que bu>cais. Fills yo somos
ttuos vcglad.r, gitanos; aqu eneis nuesra morada;
.egd Il sitio q,le mas para insalar
iro proegda No enr6is gre pagar NADIA al menos por
Ia habacon y cu cuanto la racon. sera impo-
sblc proporc"narcla porque prosperan mucho nues
negocip> T. momento otro pueden expropiar
rroiarnus IL aqui pero entire tanto cabaero ha
eel 10 que iuzges conyeniente. pues tai
iao esii su--sta diSposie6n : Ne garanzais sin en-
', r,t.l'", conta sioss IA @nferEedad
de este pobre Inuchaehof
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
LIZ CASA fiIGUBRE

Este, que mentras habla, ACADIA el pan al msno
tempo que la historic
IIabiendose acortado el doctor de miss Ftte para Pc
dir econseio reatiyamcnte pronee1o dice 10 cue
e sga, dirge In plaza donde vve la pobrc oca
Pero todo esta cambiado Ia casa lie k-ook ~ hay
ninguna yenana alberta. Niye ali miss Flitte uat
muier de rostro anpatico cubierta dr poiyo cuya
clad pu prohlema, palabfa Ia ntercsane ,In
Gith. lc responde agriamente cue miss Fltc pa
iaros han trasladado De mistress Binder
1}ell-Yard
VI. Woodcourt trige inmediutamcuc al sto indl-
cado donde miss F1itte madrugadora sempre
ser la prmera legar II ap,encia. baa n csca ~
precipitation los brazos ahertsa los oo, baa-
dos igrimas excIamaudo:
II Querido doctor! iel mas valenr el mus d>tinp,ii-
do el mas generoso dc todos los ofclalcS'
Allan lleno de bondad para ella c>eucha racien-
81. las exprcsioncs c Ia oca. cspera pare "zpcal 4
motive de vista que haya agotado odos Is Transport
les dc enttrsiasmo que le tl5cta eoraz6n.
Il Donde podria abergarlef- dcsgnandc i Jo
que embla en- Ia pucrta-He creido que sabtS
antas teneis tanto talento dariais buen
cof,Seio.
Aiss Fltc. halagada por este elogio. renexona largo
afo antes dc responder Todo esi alquiado de
i~trcSs Blnder, ella ocps e cuarto del pobre Gri
dley.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12

rroqnlai dc la citada isiesia 81 'uraho
en- 81 tomo I'll, al folio ~ apare'
cid In pariida en question, que dice
asi:
"Don Juan Antonio q. dc la Olivia
con dona .ioSefa Dnran.-En Ia iglesia
parroquial dc San MILAN. de Madrid,
en- dicz dc Enero de mil ochocientos
cincucnia uno, yo don Patricio Pa
ramo, trnicntc cura dc dicha iglcsia,
en- virtud dc mandamiento del licencia-
do Buyaque. Vicario de Madrid v sn
partido, que paS1 ante don Nicolas
Bachiller, noisrio. en- fecha nncvc lie
d;cho mes, hahiendo prcccdido las amo-
ncStacioncS que manda IL Sauto Conci-
lio. v Sicndo cNaminadoS y aprohados
on doctrina criSiiana desposc y vel6,
lin facic cclcSiac". Il don Juan Anto-
nio de Ia Olivia. natural do Madrid,
hijo dc don Manuel Y dc dona Ian
n Hernandez con "doia .Ioseia Do
minga Duran natural de Malaga, hi
ia de "don Pedro" y d. "dona Cata-
lima Ortcga", mi fcligrcsa que vivc
en- la callc dc In "Encomienda nn-
nero quincc. cuarto baio; sicndo tcS-
t;gos don Ramon Acero" y "dona
IuiSa lIcrnandcz 10 firmc Patricia
Pdramo"
Los nombrcS Subrayados aparcrcn
en- este documcnio raSpados Y enmcn-
dadoS hurdamente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
Causa Celebre
Ell LORD Y LA BAILARINA

lla comcnzado - verse en- Ia Au-
.liencia de Madrid, Ia causa vulgarmen
,c llamada del lord y In bailarina'.
Por segunda vez surgcn ante el pu-
flico las figuras del opulcnto ineIes y
,lc Ia gentil "Pepita Olivia.
Sc trata de un ploito intcresan'e'
ronocido quizas por nueStros lectores
On sus principles, pucs data del ano
1901 cuando di6 motive a un rnidoso
i,roceso en- Londres 4 otro no mcnos
c6lehre en- Madrid.
Interviewer cn cl asunto, germen de
.stas lineas altos pcr>onajos de In opu-
lenta hnaiuda sociedad londonenSe,
contra quicneS luchan los que sc Green
,.on derecho 4 la cuantioSa herencia y
los honoreS del lord Sackvillc West,
Il esposo lceitimo de la hailarina eSpa-
5lola
Is csta una historic yieja, per" que
sin embargo dcspierta inter1s y produ-
sc cicrta espec'aci5n.
D'Nioiie'i'"'''o -.
s!rid una hailarina Dc gran reputation
"os = ''''''' -, I'm
- u nun4o
.p.,;.a or;.a~
AN. poa;4a adont6 *
uua on atono;6n 4
,ans;,,.ra.,onas ono
-. ,oa.,ro
.,.s;1n a..
uau;l
~ 80 1,at;ono1 Sal,
~ ~ = ~. ~ o
N"'' 10 ,,,..1a ;a,,,na. -
'''''' ;.
DE Ia hoeile d Id i''"'''ii'a q ,'''
: II ia'hoS' oali''i "a = 90 ''''
sie Ia eorte. yehd'Se " '''''''f'S -
s'onde SC insfa asoh.
cnentan que trahScifrIaos algo'l"s
sinos lord "a we present" 'i'''"
como su iegl'itna lAuJef 'o''a "a "''"
s"ciedad iondohehse, = ID que q '>'"-
IN igado por Niht"los oe es'f'''i'"
smlstad y parentesc".
De Ia union del lord Y la bailarna
naeieron dos ninos y dos ninas Alber
tina Maria Leonor ! Federico En-
rioue Lackvjlle Duran.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
MAS OBRAo, REClRIDAS

I'm Ia LiBRERA DEL BOsefsw
Manual do frabricaeiGa dc shoosiassA
pastas para sopS , gaDstar ,'os
ID. Luis Godos / tomo epeGsaSs
nsdo, sl.55, con frGnqueo
oSYas poSticss DO d joe Dc Esrrsn-
eeda. tono en- rfisties 40 esass.
vos, con sranqueo.
In aoloeci6n entera de lss Ssvss Es o.
rolina Lnverpixio. Z II uentAvss
tomo, con franqueo.
III Derecho y 81 pr&ctics, a. siCsss zoe ~
sodos, por +. Pi y Argsega ~
mo encuadernadO en- seiA el.A
con franqueo.
La Introduction In Vida Osvesa, pea
Ell bienaventurado Francisco Z,
Sales, principe y obispo do @eis'
mia de los Al6brogues. l toms ~
cuadernado en- piel. 41.60, -
fraDqueo
Sc acaha de recibir eE esta iibreria =
importante DORA titulada:
I.s Fnisad del mundo vista desde uR A.
som6vil De Pekfn a Paris en- -
dias.) Tn toms De COS paRinaa.
ciegantemente encuadernadO -
teia dorado, 200 ilustraciones fots-
grafcas WA carta itineraria, pss
n I.pis Barzini. Precio, 1880. e~s
frsnuvge0
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12

A ciencia cierta M pnede decirse
quien pudo falsificar Ia pariida, pero
ella existe, y es origen del proceso,
que. como va hemos dicho, despierta
general espectaci6n y da motives 4 mu'
chos v variados concentrates.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
Hotel p ris
GALE MENDEZ VTGO MIN. IA
:. Mayaguez.

Situado este establecimiento en- Il
centro de Ia calle Mendez Vigo, con
IN jardin al frente, es ell que reune
mayores yentajas Y comodidades para
los seiiores viajeros, Y 81 que cuenta
con meiores habtaciones frescas, ver-
tiladas, magniiicos banos duchas.
Comidas 4 todas horas
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
AuSAS

Catedral-Dias laborables: 2, 7-3O y
s-3O.-Fcstivos 5, z, 8, 9y IL.
San Francisco.-Dias iaborabies;
-Festiyos: $50, Z y 7-30.
San Jose.-Dias laborables: y f-So'
-Festiyos $50, 7 y 7-30.
Santa Ana.-Dias laborabies: y
7-30.-Festivos: 6 y 10.
Puerta de Tierrn..Martec' do
20
mingos: 9.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12
Secudl Re|igiiOSs

Santos para manans:
san IIermenegildo martir rey de
Espana.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-04-12

Se incaut6 del libro del Regisiro pa
rroauial dc la citada iglesia el .iurado
Y en- 81 tomo Ill, al folio ~ apare-
cid Ia pariida en- question, que dice
asi:
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

so there,must be a point where rea-
son began II we had all the missing
links I'm the chain no doubt we might
approximately at least determine the
point or the form In which IL first
dawned. The higher anthropoid apes,
which are, no doubt. a lateral branch
OF the stem OF the great biological tree
that bore man. show occasional CLEANS
OF II. but treason, as we ascribe It to
the lower orders, is more a kind OF
symptomacc reason. vague foreshad-
owing os reason rather than the sub
stance Itself. For long time the child
is withouts reason or any mental con-
cepts, and all its activities are reac-
tons TO stimuli. like those of an ami.
NAL. II IS N erely bundle of instincts.
but by and iby II begins 10 show some
thing higherA and we hail the dawn of
reason and IT'S development from the
animal plane into The human.-John |
Burroughs in Outing Magazine.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Not AS II Reed.

A certaInNM. r., as proud and lfonc
as a man shaIld be OF his beautiful
young wife, w;hs just about risirE e
speak in a debatepvhen a, telegramwas
put into his hands. He read il, left
the house, jumped into a.cab, drove 10
Charing Cross and took the train to
Dover Next dry he returned home,
rushed into IDS wife's bedroom and,
finding her thece. upbraided the aston
ished lady In nomeasured terms. She
protested her ignorance of haSingtdone
anything TO offend him.
"Then what did you meant bytyour
telegram" he asked,
MEAN? What / said, of ourseI
What are you talking ubout?"
"Read It for yourself said he.
She read: 81 flee wRh Mr.. y. tolDo-
yer straight. Pray for'me."
For the moment woIds would not
come. Then. after merry fit of laugh
ter, the suspected wife quLetly remark
ei:
ooh, those dreadful telegraph people.
No wonder you are out Of your mind,
dear. telegraphed simply;rI tea with
Mrs. X. in Dover street. Stay for
me. '"-PearsoRs.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Attractive Show.

Here are few selections from q
circus poster recently displayed in AN
bala, India:
Il. Some horses win make as very
much better tricks.
80. The clown will come and talk
with that horses. therefore the audi,
ence will laugh itself very much.
80. Boys viii jump and roll in the
mud.
Il. one man will walk on wire tight,
be doing very nicely, because he is
professor OF that.
70. Then will come the very much
better dramatic.
Notice.-No sticks will be allowed
In the spectator. and he shall not max
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15

tend 10 buy; second. those who Intend
10 buy. but don't know what they
want: third. those who know what
they want when they leave home. but
become absolutely confused when they
get among the goods. and. fourth.
those who know all the time what
they want. so direct and get II and
get out as soon as possible.
THE fourth class. don't you know.
only about . per cent OF the
whole. aud that woman's one OF them
They are a blessing In way. but I'M
they don't turn in as much
money as classes two and three
New York Globe.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Kumor one Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH

Easy circumstances aren't invariabl,
connected with easy people, but cas-.
people make easy circumstances-fol
some one else.
1t seems possible for some people t,
advertise their trouble to such an ex
tent that it becomes paying institu
ton TO them.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme con.
nected with having high priced servic,
that yields low priced results.
The man who loves himself exclu
sively rarely loves conclusively in the
estimation of other people.
Nothing makes an auto look ugliei
than a pretty sleigh and span Of
horses atop snow road.
Anything to get out of it looks JUST
fable to a man If the pinch upon him
is hard enough.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
The CRATES Neck.

Lamarck thought that the giraffe OBJ
tanned its long neck by transmission
OF parental stretching 10 reach the
leaves of trees and that each new gen.
Grafton literally began where the last
left or" l say literally because the
young giraffe was conceived. SO 10
speak, as continuing at the branches
which It's parents could just reach
and then stretching its neck TO reach
leaves Inaccessible 10 the parents. So
10 say, II began eating where the par
ents left off.-Pall Mall Gazette.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-10-15
Aimine and Hittinc.

Mr.. Kidder-I think a woman's club
10 be successful should aim mt some
thing far removed from female suf-
frdge.
Miss Strong-I don't agree with you,
sir. That should be its sole object.
Mr.. Kidder-Yes, but it's more likely
TO hit that object If it aims at some
thing else.-Philadelphia Press.
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Percentages IN lshoppinu.

There goes one of the per cent"
said a conversational. fioorwalker in a
big department store as he indicated
a slender, active woman who was max
ing rapidly for the street.
you must be rie lat. OF course" re-
marked his visitor ,'but what do you
mean?"
why, divide women shoppers into
four classes-frst those who do not In
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Cruel.

TN developing quite passion for
motoring" said Miss Hoamley. Il
wonder If It's harmful"
"Quite the contrary" replied Miss
Cutting. II should think 1t would be
very becoming to you.'
"How do you mean becoming"
"Well, you know, dear, you can wear
a mask while motorlng"-St Louis Re
public
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II may be the census idea that a
woman who IS merely the mother OF
family has no occupation, but the job
keeps her pretty busy just the same
indianapolis News,
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Tho Grocer's Jest.

Most Of my customers" remarked
the grocer who had been out trying to
collect some bills, remind me Of a pair
of trousers sent to the tailor"
'How SOP" inquired the cashier.
Because they are pressed for mon
ey."-New York Press.