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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
ROCK SPRINGS. WYO.

John O'Donnell, jr., and Eugene Le-
vesque left Thursday evening for Og-
den, where they will enjoy a vacation.
The members of the Wednesday Card
club spent very pleasant afternoon
last week with Mrs. ]. w. O'Donnell as
hostess. Two former members, Mrs.
Ludvigsen and Mrs. Murray were pres
ent, and were welcomed to the old cir
Gle. Misses Hazel Hay and Robb Rea-
will also substituted for absent mem
bers.
Fred O'Donnell and Robert Murphy
are contemplating a trip to the Seattle
exposition, leaving here about July Is.
Miss Anna Sweeney has finished her
course at the Rock Springs business
college and taken position with the
Rock Springs collection agency.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
GREAT FALLS, MONT.

The funeral Of Mrs Frank Martin.
who died at Columbus hospital. was
hel5 Wednesday morning from the re-
sidence 1927 Seventh avenue north. The
remains were taken to st. AIMS ca
thedral, where, az 0 o'clock, requiem
high mass was celebrated by the Rev.
James MolyneuX, who was assisted by
the Rev. Joseph Mcdin. There was a
large attendance at the funeral and
there was g. profusion of beautiful floral
offerings. Interment took place in Cal
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
P0CATELLO, IDA.

The ladies of the Catholic church held
a cooked food sale Saturday at the
Golden Rule store, 251 North Main
street, and at the Blyth & Fargo store,
on West Center street.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
EUREKA, NEW.

Miss Lucy McDermott. who has been
assistant principal of the Eureka pub
lie school, left Sunday to spend her va
cation at her home in Virginia City.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

vary cemetery. The pallbearers were
Clyde Cakes, Walter Matthews. Carl
LeiGholm, Oscar Robin, Louis Kommers
and Albert Hordick.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is pessi-
mist?
PA pessimist, my son, is a man
who derives most of his pleasure from
his effort to spoil the pleasure Of 9TH
ers. Chicago Evening News
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
l. dearp, sighed mar h,,shnnd.s

oh, dearr' sighed her husbands wife.
Il can't find pin enywhere l wonder
where all the pins go to anyway"
That's difficult question to an
swer," replied his wife's husband. be
cause they are always pointed in one
direction and headed another. "-Chlcago
News
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

"A woman is as old as she looks"
quoted the Wise Guy
Before or after she is dressed to go
out?" queried the Simple Mug.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

This is a new shaving soap I'm
using" said the barber. How do you
like it?"
Applied externally" spluttered the
victim.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
Obituary.

Walter Joseph Sadlier, youngest son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel ]. Sadlier, died
Wednesday evening, June 80, at the
family home, 2410 Boulevard F. Though
the young man had been an invalid for
number of years, death came to him
at an unexpected time as he sat with
the family around the dinner table.
Waited Sadlier was born in Denver
twenty-five years ago and was pupil
of st. Dominic's school until childish
malady about eight years ago left him
almost a helpless cripple. His patient
endurance of the affliction and his
strong and manly character which tTi-
umphed over suffering made him an OBJ
ject of admiration, and his circle of
friends increased with the years. De-
prlved of the opportunity of participat-
ing in active sports like other boys, his
time was spent in study and his nat
urally bright mind was cultivated in an
exceptional degree. The funeral took
place Friday from St Dominic's church,
Rev. Father Kircher saying requiem
mass. Burial was in Mount Olivet SEM
etery.
The funeral of John Carroll, who died
last week at ST. Joseph's hospital, oc-
Cured Friday afternoon, July 2, from
Horan's undertaking parlors. Inter
ment was in Mount Calvary cemetery.
X X x
The funeral of Joseph Schierburg,
who died last week at his home, 966
Jason street, took place on Wednesday,
July T. with high requiem mass at St
Elizabeths church. st. Francis Be
nevolent society and branch No. 4,
Catholic Mutual Benevolent association,
in body and also escorted the
remains TO the place of interment in
Mount OHvet cemetery.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

"All the worlds stage"
THE trouble is, the boiler factory
scene that appear in is too long drawn
out. ut."-Louisville Courier Journal.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

example from the seif-sacrihcina
French and Spanish priests across the
iYntfr'i
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Traveller (to gateman)-I want to take
the next train to New York.
Gateman-Sorry, sir, but the next
train goes to st. Louis.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Say. old man, don't get disheartened
Just because your first investment went
wrong; the market is full of good things
and If you will come down to the office
In the morning I'll give you a pointer"
That won't do me any good. What I
want is a retriever"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

"All did," said the big grain specu-
lator, was to take advantage of an
opportunity"
Well, answered Farmer Corntossel
that's all Captain Kidd used to do"-
WASHINGTON Star
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Yes said Mrs Lapsling. "Johnny's
all right now. When he was bitten by
the strange dog took him to a doctors
and had the wound ostracized right
away. Chicago Tribune.
Your tickets were complimentary,
were they not?"
Well" replied the man who had seen
a painfully amateur entertainment. 'I
thought they were until l saw the
show."-Tit- Bits.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Talk. said Uncle Eben, 'is sumnin,
like rain. A certain amount is welcome
an necessary. But doggo,e deluger'
Washington Star.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Kitty-Mrs. Carleigh thinks her son,
Harry is the salt of the earth
Janet-Well. I can't see why, 1 think
he is about the freshest thing 1 ever
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Yes" said the farmer, II get nv
living from the soil"
Same here" rejoined the washladv
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

"One-half of the world does not know
how the other half lives"
We'll, it Is gratifying to think that
one-half Of the world attends to it's own
business PUCK
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

Hiram Hornby-Gosh, Cynthia, this
be the wireless age for fair. Pears Iiks
everything is wireless these days.
Cynthia Sweet-Yes, Hiram. ma savs
this old sofa will be wireless after
you've called another three months
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10
Diocese Of Denver


The Intermountain and Colorado
Catholic is placed en- sale at the
James Clarke church goods house. S47
California street, Denver. Colo.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-10

A requiem high mass was sung in Lo-
gan avenue chapel on Wednesday, July
Z, for the repose Of the soul Of Mrs. Ann
McCallin, who died in January of this
year, and who was one Of the pioneer
settlers Of the cathedral parish.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
A QUEER WoolNG.
Ministers oShand Wedding and the
Rridss seant Trousseau.

WhistIer's oShand Wedding end the
Brides seant Trousssau.
-Labouchere's claim that he brought
about the marriage Of Whistler IS thus
recorded in the Life Of Whistler
8 I believe / am responsible for Wills
tiers marriage TO the widow Of Mr..
Goodwin, the architect. She was re-
markedly pretty woman and very
agreeable, and both she and he were
thorough bohemians was dining
with them and some others one even
ing at Earrs Court. They were OBJ
yiously greatly attracted TO each 9TH
er, and In vague sort Of way they
thought Of marrying. So 1 took the
matter In hand to bring things to a
practical point.
Jimmy" I said, twill you marry
Mrs. Goodwin?
Certainly he replied.
Mrs Goodwin" said, will you
marry Jimmy"
Certainly" she replied.
.''when?' asked.
"oh, some day." said Whistler.
%That won't do" 1 said. I'VE must
have a date
SO they both agreed that should
choose the day, what church to come
to for the ceremony, provide the cler-
gyman and give the bride away.
fixed an early date and got the then
chaplain OF the house OF commons,
the Rev. Mr.. Byng, to perform the
ceremony.
1t took place few days later.
After the ceremony was over we adj
5ourned to WhIstler's studio, where
we had prepared 4 banquet The ban
quot was on the table. but there were
no chairs. So we sat on packing cases.
The happy pair when I left had not
quite decided whether they would go
that evening to Paris or remain In the
studio.
How impractical they we're was
shown when happened to meet the
bride the day before the marriage in
the street.
Don't forget tomorrow" I said.
NO" she replied; Il am just going
to get my rousseau"
"a little late fer that, Is it notT' I
asked.
"No." she answered, "for am only
going to buy new toothbrush and
new sponge. as one ought to have new
ones when one marries."
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Naming the Baby.

The choice OF a name for the baby
seems to be regarded as a most i'm
portant thing even among people whom
we are apt to regard as uncivllized.
And. curiously enough, these very folk
contrive to avoid the arguments that
so often ensue when father and moth.
er disagree over whether the little
stranger shall be called Jack or Mar.
maduke. Priscilla or Jane.
The Mohammedan father and moth.
er each write their choice OF a name
on slip of paper and place both in
the Koran. Whichever slip is drawn
first is the name given to the child.
a pretty Egyptian custom is to light
three candles, naming each after 4
god or some exalted parsonage. The
child is called after the candle which
burns longest
Hindoo mothers name their children,
paterfamilias not having word to say
In the matter. The naming ceremony
usually takes place when the baby is
about twelve days old, and a flower
name is usually chosen.
Chinese girls are simply numbered
one, two or three until they reach
years of discretion, when they are al
lowed to choose name for them
selves. The boys. however. are given
temporary name until they are TWEEN
~, when pa decides what magnificent
appellation they shall rejoice in for the
rest Of their lives.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Could Do II.

1t was mean trick, but, then, that
IS the kind that's usually successful.
THAT dog" said the owner, will
bring me anything I send him for,
and am willing to bet on It"
Straightway bet was arranged,
and then the manager OF the billiard
hall suggested that he would like to
have the pool table brought to him.
Certainly" answered the owner OF
the dog, and he pointed to the table
and said, Fetch 1t"
The dog raced around It once or
twice and then grabbed a pocket and
tore it OF.
Hold orr cried the billiard man.
Hell ruin the table"
"of course" answered the owner Of
the dog, but II you give him time
he'll get it all over here. You didn't
suppose he could bring It In one trip,
did you"
But the billiard man paid the bet.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Moody on the Cards.

One evening In San Francisco Evan.
gelist Moody sat in his room Mt the ho-
tel playing a game of cards with Mrs.
Moody snd two friends when q mes
senger came in with dispatch. As
the boy stood waiting for reply Mr..
Moody suddenly asked. Won't you sit
down. MY lad. and have a game Of
authors with u.s."
The boy declined and soon left the
room. Hardly had the door closed
when Mrs. Moody said, ''why. Dwight.
what made you think OF inviting that
boy to SIT down and play with us?7
MY dear" replied Moody. don't you
see, If I had not called the boys atten-
ton to the fact that we were playing
authors all the morning papers would
certainly bave announced under big
headlines that D. L. Moody had been
discovered in a San Francisco hotel
engaged IN a game Of cards?"
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21

1--WE ran out Of tobacco while fishing
IN the Canadian wilds," said a club
man. "our guides put US on to kInni-
kinic, and We smoked that for ten
days. It wasn't bad.
"KInnik!nic IS the inner bark Of the
red willow. You dry It then you cut
It up. It really tastes like tobacco.
The Indians always use It when they
can't get the real thing. and I under
stand that there are certain brands OK
Canadian tobacco that are favored
with kinnIkInic. Washington Times.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
LACE pEsIoY YoR UxDEacrorHps.

three treble. Eve chain and Eve treble
on top OF three.
Third Row.-Three treble into fourth
chain. three double crochet, four chain,
three treble. five chain and three treble.
Fourth Row.-Ssme as above, with
only one double crochet. FIVE chain.
three treble. FIVE chain, one treble, i've
chain and three treble.
Fifth Row.-Three treble. eight chain.
back into second, two chain into EACH
hole and repeat.
Last Row.-Eight chain, back into
second. eight chain, back into second
asain. two chain. into second pIcot.
eight chain, back into second, two
chain. into third picot and repeat from
first.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Mialed BY stntlonerv.

az wrote note to my washerwoman
about n week or two ago asking her
please to bring my clothes home" said
the woman. 81 needed them. / hap
pened to be in religious concern at
the time and used Its paper to write
the note on. Bertha came yesterday.
1--we a great notion to discharge
you, Bertha told her. Why didn't
you bring me my clothes? Must 1 get
enough things to wear year without
having them washed on your account?
ITO tell you the truth Bertha apol-
ogized meekly. you wrote on that
theah religious paypah, and didn't
pay no 'tenshun to It. I jes' thought #
was some O them pecpuI writin' to
ask me 70 come to prayah meetin'.
didn't know It was youah lettah, miss,
TIL yesterday mawnin', when I got
tiahd OF seem It around and opened it.
so that was why I didn't git heah no
soonah with youah clo'es.' New York
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
christenina the Baby.

a north country parson thought 1t
absurd that working class woman
should wish to christen her child
Laura winitred Gwendolyn Gene
We've"
MY good woman, what a ridicu-
lousy long and fanciful namew he pro
tested. "Why not choose something
simpler-Sarah, for instance? That
is my own wIfe's name"
"Ah; yes, Sarah's all very well for a
parsons wife, but hope my little gal
will look bit higher than that" an
swered the woman readily.
The astonished parson thereupon
performed the ceremony without fur
Their comment-London Telegraph.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
DON'T FIGHT THE WEATHER.
Try the Plan of Being on Friendly
Terms With II.

lermS win Il
What great misfortune this is, the
habit Of considering the weather-of
thinking that we must consider the
weather! 1t Is largely due, is it not, to
clothes? No mention is made OF rain
in the garden Of Eden, but we must
not therefore contend that rain was
disageeable and omitted. We must
recollect that Adam and Eve did not
need to consider rain. Furthermore,
in blessed ignorance they did not know
that It was anything to be considered.
To mind the rain no more than the
May sunshine, but to plunge into It
and let the drops pelt as they win, to
accept snow without thought OF dis
comfort but rather, to enjoy the
thronging presence Of 1t; to pursue
ones daily stint regardless OF whether
the sky be dun or blue-this is state
which we, especially of the cities, long,
long have lost.
We regain It, some OF US, In the will
derness camp. where we hunt or fish
II the day be dark or II the day be
bright, and where we find that the
dash Of the soft rain on ones face is
not death, after all; that wetness and
dryneSs are merely relative terms.
All the centuries Of fussIng and FUN
Ing with the weather have not affected
the weather one particle. 1t still rains
and SHOWS and sleets and blows, Just
as dictated by circumstances. There
fore, what's the use? Are your puny
diatribes or mine of any greater po-
tency than those OF others gone be-
fore? Evidently not. Accordingly Try
the plan Of being friendly with the
weather, Of agreeing with 1t instead OF
fighting It and, pom my word. pres
emily It viii be agreeing with you
E. L Sabin IN LippIncott's.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
A CAREFUL JUDGE.
The Way the Law Is Administered In
Merrie Ennland.

The Way the Law Is Administered In
Merrie England.
a friend OF mine. wishing to make
present Of a ring 10 an acquaintance
who was on the eve Of being married.
bought the article and handed It to the
jeweler. with instructions TO haze 4.
suitable Inscription engraved upon It.
making stipulation that It should be
finished and returned by certain
date. otherwise II would be useless.
Months elapsed before the ring was
delivered. 1t was sent back to the
5eweler. The tradesman took out a
summons. and my friend had to come
back to town and sit In a stuffy court
all day without the case being called.
Next morning he bribcd the usher to
let him know when the case was
called. he was sent for at lunchtime
and sat till n quarter past 4 listening
to anything but edifyinS matters
which had to be disposed Of FIRST. By
this time the old gentleman on the
bench WAS fast asleeo. The jewelers.
case was called. and my friends so
lIcitor stated the defense. At its close
the legal functIonary slowly disentan-
gled himself from the embrace of
Morpheus. opened one eye. grunted.
Verdict for plaintiff" and numbered
heavily out Of court Ny friend was
furious and addressed the judge in
terms the reverse Of polite. The usher
endeavorcd to pacIfy him and eventu-
ally led him out Of court. and after
pocketin= another half sovereign he
remarked: "Yes. sir; it's very ard.
know. But, you know. sir. he alters
gives n verdict for the plaintiff after 4
o'cIocl"-London Strand Magazine.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Snakes Changed Into Rods.

The Egyptian cobra is not unlike its
sAs!atc relative except in respect Of
the absence Of the curious spectacle
Ike mark which distinguishes the lat
ter. Although It IS the most poisonous
reptile known to inhabit northern AZ
RIGA, It is the favorite among the snake
charmers. These conJurers know how
to render this serpent rigidIy uncon-
scious by pressing the nape Of its neck
with finger. This act appears to
throw the reptile into catalepsy, in
which It as stiG as an iron rod.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
KodoI is today the best know

Kodol is today the best known
and most reliable remedy for all
disorders of the stomach, such as
dyspepsia, heart burn, sour stom-
ach and belohing of gas. Kodol
contains the same juices found in
q healthy stomach. Kodol is pleas
ant to take. It is guaranteed to
give relief and is sald here by all
druggists.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Cured hay Fever and Summer
Cold.

AS Nusbaum, Batesville, Ind.
writes: Last year I suffered for
three months With a GUNNER cold
so distressing that it interfeFed
with my business. l had many
of the symptoms of hay fever, and
Doctors prescription did not
reach my case. aud I took severa
medicines which seemed only to
aggravate it. fortunately I in
sited upon having Foley's Honey
and Tar. 1t quickly cured me.
Ny wife has since used Foley's
Honey and Tar with the same
success" Sold by all druggists.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
How to Avoid Appendicitis

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipa-
ted. Foley's orino Laxative cures
chronic constipation by stimula-
ting the liver and bowels and re-
stores the natural action of the
bowels. Foley's Orino Laxative
does not nauseate or grippe and is
mild and pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes. Sold by all druggists
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Tho HoroIogleaI Revenqe.

They were looking over their wed.
ding presents. BE pointed to a small
bronze clock. Seems to me-" he said
"that I have seen that before"
You have" she returned Serenely
"Tou gave It to my first husband and
me for wedding present When We
divided the things after the divorce he
kept the clock, and now he is sending
1t back to us."-Sew York Press.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
THE cHYSANTHEMUM.
Japanese Legend CT the Origin of the
Many Petaled Flower.

Many PctaIed Flower.
The japanese have an interesting
legend In connection with the origin of
the chrysanthemum. In a garden bath.
cd in the soft moonlight a young girl
pluckcd flower and commenced to
strip the petals to see If her fance
loved her truly. OF sudden a little
god appeared before her and assured
her that her fance loved her passion
ately. Your husband WIN live, he add
ed, as many years as the flower which
I viii let you choose has petals. With
these words he disappeared. The
young girl FASTENED to search the ga7-
den tor flower which should have IN
abundance of petals. but each one ap.
peared to promise but brief future
for her beloved.
At length she picked up Persian
carnation. and. with the aid of gold
pin taken from her hair. she separated
each Of the petals Of the flower so rs
TO increase the number Of folioles and
of the number of years accorded by
the god to her fiarce. Soon under her
deft fingers one, two. three hundred
petals. thin, plant and beautifully
curved. had been evolved, and the
young girl cried for JOY to think OF
the happy future which her ruse had
assured her fiance. So. runs the leg
end, was the chrysanthemum created
one moonlight night in a Japanese
garden where sflvery brooks murmur-
ed softly as they ran beneath the little
bamboo brIdges.-London Globe.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
Eat What

You need 8 Sufficient amount of
good wholesome food and more than
this you need to fully digest it.
Else you can't gain strength, nor
can you strengthen your stomach Il
It is weak.
You must eat in orderto liveand
maintain strength.
You must not diet, because the
body requires that you eat q sufic-
lent amount of food regularly.
But this food must be digested,
and thrust be digested thoroughly.
When the stomach can't do It,
you must take something that viii
help the stomach.
The proper way to do is to eat
what you want, and let Kodol di-
gest the food.
Nothing else can do this. When
the stomach is weak it needs help;
you must help it by giving it rest,
and Kodol will do that.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-04-21
RrIdee Vie pIate eIasa EIoor.

In Colorado there is bridge span
ming the Royal Gorge of the Arkansas
river. a bridge half a mile high. It
reaches from one cliff to the other.
with deep dreadful chasm beneath
1t. The floor of this wonderful bridge
Is made OF plate glass one and one
half inches thick set in steel frame
work.