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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-01
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF
TRAINS


TRAINS
Delaware g. Hudson r.. r.
Trains leave at 6:55 a. m, and
12:25 and 4:30 p. m.
Sundays at 11:05 a. m. and 7:15
p. m.
Trains arrive at 9:55 a. m, 3:1O
and 1881 p. m.
Sundays at 1915 a. m. and $3.50
p. m.
Erie II. r..
Trains leave AZ 8:25 a. m. and
2:48 p. m.
Sundays at 2:48 p. m.
Trains arrive at 1:40 and sos
p. m.
Saturdays, arrives at S:4b and
leaves at 7:10.
Sundays at 1902 .. m.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-01
"AIRSHlP AN EFFECTIVE
INSTRUMENT OF CRIME"

New Haven.-Chief Justice
Simon q. Baldwin addressed
the American Academy of Arts
and Science on "The Law of
the Airship." He said:
"It will be one of the greatest
instruments of smuggling,
crime and even murder ever
known, because of the compara-
tive ease in passing all sorts of
revenue officers. The meetings
held to consider airship mat
ters have up to the present
time been held by persons
themselves greatly Interested
in airships, aeronauts, SO the
rules laid down have been en-
tirely for theiE interests, and
the public has been entirely ig-
nored.
"It Is for us to look out for
the interests of the public and
} to see that in our desire for a6-
vance we do not ignore the
} rights which necessarily accrue
to ourselves.
"Trespass We must consider,
for we can no longer consider
as settled Lord Coke's rule that
we own up to the sky whatever
we own on the earth.
"A question which in years
to come will cause much trou-
BILE is that regarding the in
juries from objects falling from
airships and how far the right
of self-preservation will ex-
: tend"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-01
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
.AttOrneYs.at-Law.

III WILSON,
IL. ATTORNEY a CoUNsELoR-AT-LAw.
Office, Masonic building, second floor
Honesdale. Pa.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
UNDERGROUND RIVERS.

There are comparatively few riv-
ers of any size or Importance in
Australia, and a learned professor OF
science has been explaining the rea-
son. In consequence of the geolog
ical formation of the commonwealth,
most Of its rivers are at present i'm
prisoned subterranean streams.
He declares that one of these un-
derground rivers is the largest in the
world, being no less than 200 miles
wide and running right through the
center of the continent. If these
vast supplies of subterranean waters
were brought to the surface and
properly utilized Australia would
become the richest country in the
world.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
ECZEMA ALL OVER HIM.
No Nights Rest for . Year and Limit
Of His Endurance Seemed Near
Owes Recovery to Cuticura.

my son Clyde was almost com
pletely covered with eczema Physi-
clans treated him for nearly q year
without helping him any. His head,
face, and neck were covered with large
scabs which he would rub until they
fell OF. Then blood and matter would
run out and that would be worse.
Friends coming to see him said that II
he got well he would be disfigured for
life. When it seemed as II he could
possibly stand 1t no longer, / used
some Cuticura Soap, Cuticura ONT
ment, and Cuticura Resolvent. That
was the first night for nearly year
that he slept. In the morning there
was great change for the better. In
about six weeks he was perfectly well.
Our leading physician recommends
Cuticura for eczema. Mrs. Algy
Cockburn, Shiloh. o.. June II. 1907"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
KNOW ART OF CONVERSATION
leisurely and Genial Social Inter.
course One Of the Charms Of
Southern Life.

The north may think it knows
something of conversation, but the
north, as compared with the south,
may be said never to have enjoyed a
conversation. About the village
courthouse, within the hospitable
doors of some central store, in the
Office of the local daily or weekly pa
per, or-above all-in the leisurely
and genial intercourse around the
freside or on the inviting porch In
summer, of friend with friends,
there will be heard a conversation
which in wit, in the charm and force
of its illustrations, and in the direct
ness and freedom of its criticism is
not surpassed in American life to-
day.
1t is the product of leisure, OF a
world without haste, without ruth
less preoccupations, without those
resources of expression and interest
which belong to the crowded and
overweighted existence of the COM
mercial city. 1t is, moreover, part OF
the genius Of climate, and soil, and
social habit.-The Present South.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
CONFUSION IN HAITI.

Hayti was in the midst of revo-
luton.
As phase of it two armed bodies
were approaching each other SO that
a third was about to be caught be-
tween them.
The commander of the third party
saw the predicament. On the right
government troops, on the left in
surgents.
General, why do you not give the
order to fire?" asked an aide, dash
ing up on lame mule.
81 would like to-" responded the
general, 'Sbut, Great Scott! l CAM
remember which side we're fighting
for"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
NOT FOR THIS WORLD.

A Philadelphia clergyman was re-
Gently accosted by an old man to
whom he had frequently given as
sistance. On this occasion the bor-
rover presented so disreputable an
appearance that the minister spoke
somewhat sharply about it.
"You're right, doctor. l really
don't look clean or decent. But /
can't help it, doctor. I'm simply a
poor, miserable, dirty old duffer. I'm
not fit for this world, only for the
kingdom of Heaven"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

This woman says Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
saved her life. Read her letter.
Mrs. T. c. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
az can truly say that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound saved my
life, and 1 cannot express my gratitude
to you in words. For years suffered
with the worst forms of female COM
plants, continually doctoring and
spending lots of money for medicine
without help. wrote you for advice,
followed it as directed, and took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
IL has restored me to perfect health.
Had il not been for you should have
been in my grave to-day. wish every
suffering woman would try it."
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
6isplacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton. fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
fng-down feeling, flatuleney, indlges-
ton, dizziness, or nervous prostration-
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address. Lynn. Mass.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

what with whooping cough,
measles and all that" began the first
traveller, children are a great care;
but they are blessings sometimes"
Certainly they are" interrupted
the second traveller. Il don't know
how we should get along without
them"
"Ah, you're a family man, too?"
mo: . doctor"-Stray Stories.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
II viii stay There.

TN my family medicine chest no
remedy Is permitted to remain unless
1t proves beyond doubt the best to
be obtained for its particular purpose.
For treating all manner of skin trou-
bles, such as Eczema, letter, Ring
worm, etc., Hunts Cure has held its
place for many years. have failed to
flnd a surer remedy. 1t cures itching
instantly"
r. M. SWAMI, Franklin, La
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

hours that anybody respect Nothing except extreme bodily
illness will excuse worlds eyes, for refusing help mankind
any the day night In his bed BATH or on his hoday
any children have pain huhe will be summoned and
what little vitality he leisure hours will be dragged
out of him all tmn food fire. famine plague battle
murder dea will be required of him that he should
port for duty duty and stay duty TIL
his strength fails releases hmwhchever may DO
the longer period
The doctor belongs privileged class and of the privileges
aret these:
kings about the only people whose explanation
policeman accept they exceed the legal limit motorcar
On visiting card will him through tur-
buent and rotous crowds unmoested
fly yellow flag dense center of population it will turn
it into desert
If fly flag desert it will turn it into center
of population their hands and knees know
He may ship port and if he think the exigenes
Of an operation he stop 2000ton liner with her mails
in midocean.
At his ORDERS houses streets whole quarters of city will be pulled
down OF burned.
And he upon the armed cooperation Of the nearest troops
to see that his prescriptions efficiently carried out
patients justice they do not often dispute their doctors orders
Doctors only class that dare tell the world that we can &c
no more out of than put into it, and that fathers ha
eaten the chdn teeth likely to be affected
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Rabies
Are
Pre-
ventable
By DR. LYMAN ". cHILDs.

driver directs 1t dog to muzze than
TO break horse harness. nothing cruel about either practice
the of muzze until he becomes
to it. precisely the horse rents the bit in his mouth
To eradicate rabies suggest embracing the following e
F-he proper licensing of dogs and the determination OF tho
that are licensed
second-The proper muzng of all dogs when they in public
places public highways
Tbiro hold owners responsible the damage traceab to he
dogs.
The Paseur treatment preventing the development
rabies in cases persons been bitten by rabd animals yone
dispute In April bd wandered about the streets OF Ceve
lond and hit 16 eone These be FILTER
of these people Pasteu amnt and hydrophoba developed
One of the 6 neglected and he died of hydrophobia
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Human
Race
Needs
Improving
By PROF. CHARLES zUEBLlN.

of children should be chief occupaton comes ahead OF
any spiritual There other equal to the enjoyment OF
the care of children We give little children hne conception
f the least of our human relationships expect them fuh
their obligations greatest Therefore they must be trained In citizen
ship, the girls as well as the boys
We have the contrast between the beau
f f life Of the country and rc mandd life of the city, Most
ond dread the isolation country and the country
ME are afraid of oyeowdg of the city, There ought not TO De
either the one or the The consider the beautiful positive
contributions rural life the ore we become convinced nal ~
l of the city people and the the schools
music halls and all the other opportun
ties city life become convinced that they ought to be tns
possession country people The whole problem begins WIN one
thing-good transportation
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
erArE or ONO CRY OF TOLEDO. -
Il f-rna Cnfr~Tx -

erATE or OHIO CRY or TOLEDO.
LUCAS COUNTY. So
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
vartner OF the firm OF +. ]. CHENEY a Co.. doing
business in the City OF Toledo. County and State
Aforesaid and that said firm VIII pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed in my presence.
his eth day Of December A. D.. 1856.
A. W. GLEASON.
I ssL NOTARY PUBLIC
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
eirectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
ystem. Send for testimonials. free.
FL. CHENEY d CO.. Toledo. O
Sold by all Druggists. 75e.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Must Have Meant Him.

81 wish l knew" said Cholly Sap
head, "if l have any show of winning
Miss Roxie Swellman."
WELL" answered Miss Peppery,
from remark of hers l think you're
her choice"
"Aw, really? What did she say?"
'She said nobody was good enough
TO be her husband"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Try Il Once.

There is more actual misery and less
real danger in case of itching, skin
disease than any other ailment. Hunts
Cure is manufactured especially for
hose cases. 1t relieves instantly and
cures promptly. Absolutely guaran-
keed
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
All Conventions Observed.

Wife (suspiciously)-Who is this
Kitty you and your friends talk about
at your club? IL 1t proper for q
young woman to call there?
Husband Qnnocently) = Perfectly
proper, my dear. There is an ante"
there to chaperone this Kitty.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
sxmpathetIc Envy.

You seem to speak of birds with .
sort of sympathetic envy" said the
court oficial.
eyes," answered the poet laureate;
II do envy the birds. You see. there
are certain seasons Of the year when
they are protected by the game laws
from ruthless attack"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

! Mrs. z. E. Goforth, 2119 Holiy
Street. Kansas City. writes: AFTER
using sample bottle and two Csc bot
ties Of Hunts Lightning Oil. / am al
most well of Catarrh. 1t stops my
headaches. 1t is the best medicine I
ever saw and just can't keep house
without it." She is right.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
ALWAYS HAD IT.

Curious Friend-Mr. H@peck.
has your wife made her willf
Meek Spouse-No, madam; she
was born with it ready made.-Bal-
timore American.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Good Eye.

Mitchell's Eye Salve was first com
pounded in 184S by DR.. Mitchell,
noted eye specialist of Missouri. 1t is
= clean, white. odorless salve with won
derful curative properties. Simply APP
ply to the eye lids. that's all Sold
everywhere. Price Is cents.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Don't Il Jar You?

To have a cough that you can't
leave off-even when you go to bedf
Put it away for good by using Sim
mons Cough Syrup. It heals infiamma-
ton of the throat and lungs-gives you
rest and peaceful sleep.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Saved the Trouble

Saved the Trouble.
"Your wife has eloped with your
chauffeur"
Il don't care. l was going to fire
him, anyway"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
FOR children teething softens the gums, reduces m
asion, says pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

The disease known as rabies, or hydro
phobia, is strictly preventable disease.
Its communication from subject to subject
depends upon actual incubation. Failure
to adopt reasonable preventive measures
rests largely upon subjecting dogs to prop
er restraint and misconception of the fire.
auency with which rabies occurs.
When it is suggested that all dogs
should wear muzzles a great cry is raised
against the cruelty of the practice, and yet
no one claims it is cruel to place bit In
horses mouth or fasten him to wagon OF
plow and to allow him to go only where the
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Still Safe.

Hicks-You were dreadfully indis-
Greet to mention that important deal
Of ours to your wife.
Wicks-Oh. it's all right. ! didn't
tell her 1t was q secret.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

1t is vain to be always looking TO
wards the future and never acting TO
ward it.-Boyes.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
HERE'S HoPINol

'Will airships affect your business
any?" asked the inquisitive friend.
@They may help us overtake Peg
asus," replied the bard, hopefully.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

To know how to wiring victory from
defeat, and make stepping-stones or
our stumbling blocks, Is the true sue
cess.-Stevenson.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
A Personal Question.

Il see." said the man. that you hold
your letter pad on your lap when you
write"
Well" said the woman.
Would you hold your typewriter
ON your lap?"
mo. Would you !'-Kansas City
Journal
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

It's awfully hard for crooked man
to keep in the straight path.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

At the close of the nineteenth century
came the rise of evolutionary science, but
we are not witnessing any marked improve
ment in the human race as compared with
four or ten thousand years ago. With our
scientific knowledge of to-day we ought to
see an improvement which is beyond what
we see among favored people, increased
stature, in vigor, in mental endowments,
because of their peculiarly favored circum-
stances. We do not know enough to per
feet the human race, but we know enough
to begin.
Our chief obligation in this life is the
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
disease pamaae, lea crorc

A curious disease which mas ooEe
much damage to the tea crops OF
northeast India is known as red
rust" An account Of the species OF
alga (Cepaleuros virescens), which
causes it, is given by c. NJ. Hutchin-
son in the Memoirs of the Agricultu-
raj Department of India" 1t attacks
the leaves and stems of the tea plant,
forming yellow patches. 1t is prop
agated by two kinds Of spores, one
carried by water and the other by air.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT In guaranteed to cure any case
Of Itching Blind Bleeding or Prolruding Piles IN
to IA days or money refunded. ooc.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROM0 QUININE. Look for
The siQnature of K. w. GROVE. Used the World
pyer TO Cure q Cold in One Day. 2oc.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

Truth should be the flrst lesson OF
the child and the last inspiration OF
manhood.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Worth Its WEIGHT In Gold.

PETTIT'S EYE SALVE strengthens oil
Eyes, tonic for eye strain, weak, watery eyes
Druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo. N Y
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
BEFORE AND AFTER.

Green-All men are equal before
the law.
Brownies, but after it they are
notl
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

= Sober second thoughts are aiwavs
best for topper.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

Waiting for Rise.
"Have you sold your airship YETI!
mo; I'm holding it for a rise
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

For Colds and 0rlpp-capudine.
The best remedy for Gripp and Colds y
Hicks Capudine Relieves the aching and
feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's Liquid-Effects Immediately 10
Is and SOC at Drug Stores
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

It's bad thing to be known - .
good thing"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Kent Him Bus,

Carrie-I made Arthur apologize for
kissing me.
4 Lena-When?
v Carrie-Between kisses. = Smart
Set
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
For Headache Try Hicks capudine

Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
Nervous troubles. the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's Lquid-pleas-
ant to take-Enects Immediately. 10, .
and SOC at Drug Stores.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Doctors
Power
Medical
Men Belong to a
Privileged Class
By RUDYARD KIPLING.

HERE only two classes of mankind in the worlddocors
and patients have had deicacy confessing to the pa
tient class ever since doctor told that all patients
phenomenal liars where their symptoms concerned But
speaking as patient should say that the average patient
looks upon the average doctor very much noncombaan
looks on the troops fighting his behalf and thinks that the
more trained men that between him and the enemy the
better
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

The government on
Canada now gives
to every actual set
der l6O acres Of
wheat.9rowin&
land free and an
ADDITIONAL 161 acrea.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

important to naotnero.
Examine carefully every bottle o.
CASTORIA q safe and sure remedy Tor
infants and children, and see that It
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16

Signature sss,s &c Of xzZEze
In Use For Over so Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-01-16
Schaap's Laxative
Chill Cure

Is a modern scientific prcpa-
ration which kills the germs
of Malaria and LaG Grippe and
as it acts on the Liver and
Bowels, expcls all morbid mat
ter from the system. 1t IS
warranted to cure or money
refunded. Price so cents. For
sale by all first class druggists
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-11
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
AT KIMBALL HOME
keokuk People Among Number Of
Others Gathered at Home Of
Illinois Couple.

Fort Madison Evening Democrat:
IT'S an i'll wind that blows" etc,
and so last Sunday, while it blew and
rained and the people in general
hurled maledictions and other things
at the weather man, there blew into
the home Of James Webb and P. ].
Kimball over by Pontoosuc, the fol-
lowing people: Mrs. e. Kimball, Miss
Lol and Grandma Kimball. Of Nau-
VOC. Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Powers OF
Peoria. Ill, Mr.. Geo. Tyner of Evert,
Wash, DR.. and Mrs. d. j. Newton OF
Fort Madison and Miss Bertha and
Harry Horn Of Keokuk, Iowa. In the
course Of their conversation someone
CHANGED to remark that It was the
fifteenth anniversary Of Mr.. and Mrs.
P. j. Kimball AS the storm made.
no visible signs of abating, it was
further suggested that the accident
al company be transformed into
celebration Of that important event.
which had taken place fifteen years
previous. The proposal was no soon
er made than carried out. Mr.. and
Mrs. KimbaH donned their fifteen
year-old garb and the entire crowd
proceeded with an afternoon of I'm.
restrained enjoyment despite the for.
gotten inclemency Of the weather.
Late in the evening a bounteous
feast was served in honor of the oc-
casion. A postmaster was appoint
ed and appropriate toasts responded
to- At late hour the guests reluc-
family departed, blessing the rain
which had given them an opportunity
OF enjoying an afternoon of rare hos.
pitality.