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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-20

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-03-20
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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Saved by the Court.

A supreme court judge tells this story
about a famous character around the
minor courts. Tall, gaunt and gawky. he
had fund of ready Irish wit and a dig
nifty of presence and carriage which.
combined with a booming bass voice,
was humorous in itself. All the judges
knew him and were lenient with his in
fractions of court rules.
The character. who was a lawyer of
the shyster class, was defending a case
in court, one day before a justice who
was particularly fond of him. He went
to luncheon with his client When court
resumed after luncheon it was evident
that he had enjoyed his midday meal,
Realizing the situation, the justice leaned
over and said:
This case is postponed until tomor-
row. The counsel for the defense is in
no condition to proceed with it."
The lawyer rose to his feet unSteadily
and gazed earnestly at the court. Then
his deep voice doomed out; Your hon
or, l have known you. man. boy and
child, for thirty years-on the binch and
off the binch-and it is the first time in all
thase years | have known you to make
a rulin in accordance with the Jacks"
Then he sat down.-Cosmopolita Mag
aZine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
MUST FIGHT TO LIVE.
Remarkable Figures Issued by the Ger
man Statistical Office.

How people of small means have 10
struggle for existence in modern Ger
many is illustrated by remarkable figures.
just published by the imperial statistical
office. year ago the Office caused 500
families in different parts of the empire
70 begin keeping a systematic account Of
their incomes and disbursements Every
family received an account book in which
II was requested to keep an itemized rec
ord Of money spent on food, clothing.
fuel, medical attention, presents, educa-
ton, amusements. etc.
4 teacher and his wife. without chill
dren, whose income was tl45 (S725l con-
trived TO save f6. Another teacher and
his wife, also childless. earned EGO and
spent ELL. Their deficit was caused by
their spending f25 more for food and IS
more for entertainment than the other
teacher.
\ cabinet maker and his wife, with one
child 9 years of age. earned EOS and
lived on 1914 A painters apprentice and
his wife, also with one child of g. earned
ZIG and spent $50.
A married policeman with two children
of 10 and Is had an income of Els and
saved f19; while a married clerk with
two children, aged 4 and D. earned ESQ
and ended the year with a deficit of
ELL los. A widower with two childen
and one servant girl earned f16O and
spent t62 more than his income This
family spent over $50 on sports. amuse-
ments and entertainment A married
couple with three children the father be-
ing a brewery workmen. earned fSS and
saved E7 los The family spent only
1913 los on food.
The account books sent in by the va
rious families revealed that in order to
accomplish the above results the most
spartan economy was required. In most
cases not a single farthing was spent
unnecessarily The statistics attract es-
pecial interest in view Of the new inter
nal revenue taxes on various commodi-
ties, which will shortly come into effect,
making articles such as tobacco, cigars,
cigarettes, coffee. tea, sugar, matches,
beer. cognac and gas mantles dearer.-
Berlin Cor. London Daily Mail.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
PhiIadeIphfn,s Boast.

Chicago and New York doubtless
have their uses. We must have pork
and beef, and We must have a com
mercial metropolis, but 1t is hard &c
believe that any one would Willingly
live in New York unless possessed Of
an income of e million or so a year.
In this city we live with comfort
and due sense OF proportion. Ihers
are a few fats in the city. and ;heFe
are enough people who don't neeo
homes 10 fill them, but the aYeEass
Philadelphia is welded to his hear-N'
stone He owns his house and -'es
in it with pride and comfort ",ihou,
0stentation,
Ouradvice to people - Chicaso anu
New York is TO come TO 2ktladelt---7
to live, where babies may be 90. =
without the fear OF the Landlord SAu
where they may 30 nurturec IN con-
Portable homes and brought uF 10 ''
respected citizens. - Philadelpa'I 81"
1uirer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Maxims for Business Men.

| Your signboard must read This Road
to Waltz With Safety" and it must
stand where all can see it.
Talk is Cheap" Therefore don't
| hand out too much of it. 1t makes you
and your proposition look cheap.
| Every man looks with suspicion upon
any plan necessitating his giving you
money. He has TO be shown.
The truth is mighty and must prevail.
Just tell the truth. but tell it as if you
yourself believed it, too.
You've got to know your proposition
from \ to lizard You've got to know
it like young mother knows baby
talk.
A real salesman is one part talk and
nine parts Judgment. and he uses the
nine parts of judgment to tell when to
use the one part of talk.
Any territory is good territory to the
man who is himself good. The man
makes the territory, not the territory the
man.
Getting business is good deal like
counting a girl--you must offer the right
kind of goods and keep ON calling.
Become so saturated with confidence
in your own proposition that it exudes
from your every pore and shines upon
your face.
Work just as hard the day after you
have sold 100000 worth as You did the
day you did it. You may duplicate your
yesterdays achievement.
Enthusiasm is the best shortening for
any job; it makes heavy work light
The lady on the dollar is the only
woman who hasn't any sentiment in her
makeup.
Have something to say Say it. Stop
talking.
A tactful man can pull the singer
from a bee without getting stung.
A good salesman is as full of bounce
as IA cat with small boy and a bun
terrier after him.
Stock up your brain so that when the
demand comes you will have the goods
TO offer.
An appeal to reason is ofttimes less eff
fective than an appeal to the pocket
Hot air can take up a balloon a long
ways. but it can't keep it there.
A man who does big things is too
busy to talk about them.
Putting off an easy thing makes it
hard, and putting off hard thing makes
it impossible
The shortcut to success is hard work.
A pleasant road. too, when you once
get acquainted with 1.-THE Book
Keeper.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
THE LITTLE BOYS NIGHTMARE


bad nawful dream las night; / dremnt
tn schoolhouse hell
Come run liIl after me an give a nawful
An that it chased me through the town
an out acrost tn erick
An then II stopped an yelled az me: .'You
think you're mighty slick
But III be comm after You anothef dav
fore long
An when l do think that you will sing
another song.
l drempt the schoolhouse glared at me.
its windows looked like eyes
An that the big doors was a mouth Of
most tremendous size
An that 1t rolled its window eyes an
CRASHED its big door teeth
An shook its frontstair chin that swung
an wobbled underneath
An growled: ''All right for you my boy.
But you can't get away.
II have you back inside o me first thing
you know some day
An all the words in all the world jumped
out of all the books
An come a-runnin' after me with most
bloodthfrsty looks
All of them had their letters wrong which
made them look real queer.
IN big nye-syllabul ones, too, was scat.
tered far an near.
An all of them kept chatterin as long as
rs in sight:
You, got to come back to tn school an
learn to spell us right"
An then a lot of 2-and-2's come from In,
schOolhOuse door
An kept a-singin' all tn time about how
they made f.
An Long Division hobbled up an made a
face at me,
An some one kept a-cryin; Can't you
find that G. c. d. -
Tn joggerphy jumped up at me and
scared me half TO death
BY tellin' me to bound the lands an never
stop for breath.
So I woke up an pinched myself TO see if
/ was here,
But all today I've gone around an felt
extremely queer
walked apast tn schoolhouse an 1t
looked about tn same.
But something somewhere muttered, an
] thought ii called my name.
Aw what's tn good o. havin' any old
vacation2 Say!
1t spois it all to know you've got to 20 to
school some day.
Chicago Post
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10

uified term of Gov Hadley of Missouri
Through a political row about fifty stu
dents were compelled to work out poll
tax, The students who had to pay this
tax We're each allowed to employ a cou-
pie of helpers, and because Of this the
work was soon completed. Herb Had
ley says Mr.. Brown, was the most
obnoxious lawbreaker of the whole
bunch that day. And most of the bunch
were engaged in breaking the law Had
ley got up on goods box and it is said
that in language not designed for parlor
use told the assembled students just
what he thought of the town authori-
ties that would compel students TO work
out poll tax. Mr. Brown was not of age
at the time and be was working as a
helper. The streets of Lawrence were
improved very little by the work the
students did that day. Crooked sticks,
canes, brooms and other formidable inn
plements were used at the direction of
the street commissioner. who rather
sided with the students. The mayor of
the town passed along the street in a
carriage and several students who actu-
ally had shovels filled them with dirt
and threw the dirt into the mayors con
veyance. "-Chanute Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
THE HINDU SCH00LBOY.
i..e.s:s :.


The pupils in schools in india are
much more amenable to discipline
than English or American boys Dr.
T.. L. Pennell, the author of Among
the Wild Tribes of the Afghan
Frontier says that the Indian school
boy has not yet lost the ancient tradi-
tional respect and love of the pupil
for the master, and therefore wins the
sympathy and interest of his instruct
ors
His chief falling is his incorrlglbs
propensity to what is known in Eng
fish schools as "sneaking;" schoolboy
honor and esprit de corps are being
developed in mission schools, but have
very little basis on which to build.
Please, sir, Mahtab Din has been
pinching me-"
"Shuja'at Ali has stolen my book"
Ram Chand has split ink on my
copy book"
If the master is willing to listen to
tales Of this kind. he will get a con
tinuous supply of them all day long
There is much greater diversity in
the social status Of the boys IN an
Indian school than in English schools.
In the Bannu Mission School every
class of the community is represented,
from the son of the rich landowner
to that of the laborer, from the Brah-
man to the Outcast, and not only do
they get on well together without the
poor boy having to feel by taunt or
treatment that he is unwelcome or
despised, but ! hGve often como across
genuine acts of charity which have
been done quite naturally and without
any ostentation; in fact such deeds
are kept secret in the majority Of
cases.
Thus poor boy, unable to bay his
books, has had them supplied to hin
by the richer boys of his class. ID
one case a poor boy was left quite
destitute by the death Of bis father
and some of the boys arranged small.
subscription month by month TO en-
able him to remain at school.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
NEW BURGLAR ALARM
German Invention Utilities Wind.
and Doorway Curtains.

ana NORWAY Curtains
Deputy Consul General ULYSSES
Bywater reports, according 10 non.'
Consular Reports, on a simnIa
pliance for giving warning of atrac.t
ed burglary or forcible entry No.
premises, which is thus described h,
the consular officer:
This appliance has been thorough1,,
tested by the police authorities =.
Dresden and Berlin, and the most ~,
perienced experts were unable IN fra
flaws in the apparatus, or to enter INTO
the protected premises without star+
ing the alarm. The appliance irssIs
is very simple, consisting Of a cur+stn
or portiere, wired with fine conduc,crs
At certain places on the curtain ara
affixed small metal knobs, which arc
connected with the wire conductors
The curtain is then drawn across IN.
window or door, or around the safe
and the slightest disturbance of this
position breaks the circuit, as The mat
al knobs are thrown out of contact
with each other
Should the burglar notice The wires
and cut one or several thereof the
breaking Of the circuit would also
start the alarm. Any other attempr tn
destroy the protecting curtain womb
also be noticed. Any curtain. unless
made of fireproof material, would also
act as fire alarm. The alarm itself
may consist of a series of bells. lights
or other electrical appliances This in.
yention can be used to protect doors
windows, safes, etc, and naturally the
curtains, forming the most conspi9I-
GUS part of the device. can be designed
and arranged to suit individual taste
The inventor recently gave the writer
an exhibition Of the working Of the
apparatus, and the impression was that
this invention is unique In simplicity
and reliance.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Dancing in London High Society

The Woman of the World. a London
publication. says that one of the features
of the social season in the metropolis NJ :
been a change in ballroom dancing. The
cotillon was essayed as an experiment.
and its popularity assures its continu-
ance. Russian and Danish dances have
also found favor, and interest in old his
torical measures has bee nreyived. This
causes Woman of the World To remark
This points 10 something far more than
has been hitherto associated with our
ballroom dancing. Henceforth il seems
likely to be fuller of color. TO be more
strongly tinged with gayety, while at
the same time the rampageous romp has
had its day and ceased to be-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Triumph of a Former Waitress.

There is rejoicing in the New York
Metropolitan opera camp over the en-
gagement of Mile. Marie Dalna. who has
just signed contract to sing next winter
in the atti-Cazzaza-Dippel forces.
Marie Delna has been one of the leading
contralto singers at the Grand Opera
house and the Opera Comique in Paris
for a decade and is universally popular.
Her career had a romantic beginning.
She was waitress in an inn kept by
her father at Meudon, near Paris, when
her voice attracted the attention of an
artist who was spending the summer at
the inn. He interested influential mu-
steal friends in the young girl She made
her debut in The Trojans' at the Opera
Comique after only two years study and
since then she has bad uninterrupted
success.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
When Collecting Seed

Ii is a good time to collect the seed
that You wish to save for next season.
Allow only the finest blossoms to go to
seed. Put the seed in small envelopes
marked with the time of picking. the
color and size of plant and any notes
that you may have taken on its lido
syucrasies. If space is left on the
envelope for time of sowing next spring
ana the season and character Of ma
turing you will have a valuable record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Young Men and Women Wanted

Inc doors of success are open TO those
VINO attenG th9t popular up-to-date Rusi-
ness College-Hofmann' IF Milwaukee,.
Every student placed.
10 young women; You can earn hoard
ana room and expenses while taking a
shorthand course. To farmer boys who
want 10 get an education. TEorou%b
English and Business courses he,rinnine,
October. November or DccembeT-spe,
elaL three months So. Address q. 4
iioimann. IreSt, Third and State SITS.
Milwaukee, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
This Came from New York.

\ New Yorker, dining a Philadelphia
friend, desired to show him all the deli
cacies of the season One dish in par
ticular the Philadelphia exclaimed over
in delight.
New York host. Don't you have snails
in Philadelphia
oh, yes" responded the Philadel-
phian: but we can't catch the pesky
things. "-Lippincotts.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10

An American i'll England writes rs
follows in admiration of a trait of Eng
down, is either ashamed or afraid tn he
economical. Here man or a woman il
thought 10 be a fool or a vulgarian who
is not careful of expenditure. while i'm
America our walters have been clever
enough to make it appear that economy
is mean, and as nation we suffer ac-
cordingly. We are fools TO be fooled
in this manner
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
DlsCOuraged.

I'm sick Of these stories about people
giving other rewards for Kindness done
many years ago. Here is lot of rule
bish about man dying aud leaving
5000 to a stranger who as good to
him. I've been waiting for years for a
reward for my kindness, and it hasn't
come yet. Yes, | once did Kindness
to an entire town"
How did You do the town kind
ness"
by leaving it," Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
An Artful Pleader

Look here, said the lawyer, II en-
JOY a ball game as much as ANYBODY.
But the next time you get off you
mustn't tell me you are going to some
body's funeral. Nobody can have so
many grandmothers and aunts and other
near relations"
Our family isn't like the general run.
answered the office boy. Father was a
Mormon. Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Hadley as a Lawbreaker.

Chase Brown of Chanute has a picture
taken in 1892, when he was student at
the University of Kansas, of which he
is very proUd The picture shows stu
dents Of the university working ont their
poll tax down on the streets of Law
renee. Among the students whose like
nesses appear in the picture is Herb
Hadley. now known by the more dig
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10

Melt In a saucepan large '"'.s
spoonful of butter and half gas y.
,urrant or other acid jelly. snaAo =
4 little pepper, and when hot lay :,
tour or five small thin slices OF oO'-su
.old ham. Let it boil up once anu
ierve quickly on toast.-Boston : '''
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Not for HIM .

ct don't think lions ought 70 -
jagged"
1T is the only way to keep '"s~
rom becoming extinct ..
oh, surely there is another "1'
IF you mean cagin' Roosevelt 80 '.''
ns Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
They Also Served
Why He Led

The angel was making up the list
Il never asked my fellow man if il
was hot enough for him." remarked
Ahou Ben Adhem.
And, 10. his name came in under the
wire tirSt.-Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Unsuitable Hupqinp

.Iudge-This lady declares that Won
Rugged her at the baseball game.
The Accused-COuldn't help il. Judge.
She was sitting next me when ono of
our boys swattcd a left homer over left
t.ld fence!-Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Tactful Tactics

Miss SapEron-Do you sell anytbipc-
10 restore the complexion?
miss Deal 70 the amount of ~ "a
immediately Tattler.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10

First Freak-None of the hotels would
accommodate the human kangaroo"
wonder why?
Second Freak guess they were
afraid he would jump his board.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
A Division of Pleasure

Ethel; Let's play house.
Tommy: All right; Ill be pa and Won
can be ma away in the country. -Har-
per'S Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Society Note.

Reverend Fourthly seeks the seaside,
Reverend Fifth the mountain crown.
reverend Tenthy goes to Europe.
Only O. Nick stays in town
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Sub Rosa

She-She told me you told her that
secret | told you not to tell her.
He-The mean thing! ] told her not
to tell you l told her.
She-l promised her | wouldn't tell
YOU she told me- SO don't tell her | told
you.-BoSton Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
Agreeable.

Palmist-shall tell your fortune
Sir?
Brokely-Yes. Tell It to hur-; ~
Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
A Poor Subject.

1t seems she'd rather frown than laugh
No pleasant thoughts within her STIR
I'm sure that cen a photograph
Would never think of flattering her.
Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10
1t Is Strange.

mother father and small child were
eating supper, when the child. who had
been thinking real hard, looked up and
sad, Mamma, you was born in Maine,
papa was born in Idaho and was born
in Chicago; amt it funny how we al
got together|'--The Delineator.