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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
Railroads and Steamboats,
MAINE CENTRAL R. R,
In Effect Oct. 5, 1908.

Trains leave Augusta as follows:
GOING WEST-3.u A. NJ. except Nom
day, Portland and Boston: 6.36 A. M:
Lewiston, Pennington. Rangeley. Rock
land, Portland, Boston, Montreal and
Quebec; 936 A. NJ, Brunswick. Lewiston,
Pennington, Rockland. Portland, Boston;
305 P. NJ. local; 3.55 +. NJ, (express)
Brunswick, Rockland, Portland, Boston;
7.1S P. NJ, Portland; 1913 P. M, Lewis
ton, Bath, Portland, Boston. Sundays.
$50 A. M. 3.33 and 1913 p. NJ. Portland.
Boston.
GOING EAST-1259 A. NJ. Skowhegan.
Bangor, Bar Harbor, st. John, Halifax,
Aroostook. Sunday morning does not
connect for Skowhegan or beyond Ban
gor. 900 A. NJ. (express). Bangor. Calais
and Bar Harbor; Cos A. NJ, local to Bel
fast, Foxcroft and Bangor: 9.08 A. NJ.
local to Belfast and Bangor; l2.os P; N.
Waterville, Foxcroft, Bangor, B: & A. r:
r., Calais, st. John and Halifax; 2.A
p NJ, (express) Waterville, Bangor. Bar
Harbor: 800 p NJ, Waterville, Skowhe-
gan, Belfast, Foxcroft. Bangor and Mat
tawamkeag; 7.31 p NJ, Waterville and
Skowhegan; 917 A. NJ. Sunday only.
Bangor .D
Accommodation extra trains leave Au-
gusta for Hallowell, Gardiner and South
Gardiner at 7.40 A. NJ, lbs $40. els p. M.
MORRIS MCDONALD. V. p. and G.
F. q. BooTHBY. g. P. A..
Portland. Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
Eastern S. S. Co.
Kennebec Division.

Steamer City Of Augusta leaves Angus
ia at 80 p. NJ, Hallowell at $50 P. M.
connecting steamer Ransom B. Fuller.
leaving Gardiner 3.45 p. NJ, Richmond
APO 2. NJ, Dresden at 4.3O p. NJ, and
Bath at $50 p. NJ, Tuesdays Thursdays
and Saturdays for Boston.
RETURNING
Steamer Ransom b. Fuller leaves Union
Wharf. Boston, at 6 P. NJ, Mondays.
Richmond Dresden and Gardiner. con-
Meeting with steamer City of Augusta for
Hallowell and Augusta.
First-class fare between Augusta or
Hallowell and Boston. $500 one way; $3.50
round trip.
H. ]. STONE. Agent.
Augusta, Maine.
c. G. WALL. Agent,
HalloWell Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
For SaIe.-.Rea Estate
House Lots

1t is good time to buy house lot in
Augusta. A young man paid $3.50 less
than two years ago for a lot and last
week sold it through this agency at a
profit of 500, 1t will pay you to buy
whether you build or not. l have lots
the East side: Middle street. Arsenal,
Gannett, Murray and Bangor; on the
West: Crosby street. Chestnut, Lincoln,
Amherst. Cushman, Western Ave, Drew,
Pike Sewall, Child, Columbia and Park.
Any one of these lots is safe small in
vestment and may prove wise specula-
ton. Money will grow faster here than
in bank.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

Ia, STOCK Of groceries and fixtures of
>Snst he Henry ". Peaslee of Randolph.
pport",,ss,.so sold to close the estate. Good
ablshaa to take over a business es-
:, 4 Knight. Gardner, Ma Maine. Attorney
'nlstrator. may6d1w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
YOU HAVE SOME SPARE
TO let.

r'CeS IN THE AUGUSTA TRUST
W. MODERN OFFICE BUILDING.
HeSeNGER ELEVATOR, FIRE
. WV VAULT, STEAM HEAT, HOT
NY COLD WATER. APPLY TO T.
With, TREAA oct17dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
IS$ E Sqq44&sfz
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TIME TABLE SHOWING THE TIME
AT WHICH TRAINS ARE DUE TO
ARRIVE AND DEPART.
In effect November 16. 1908.
Pullman Car Service.
Sleeping car between Boston and Carl.
bou on trains scheduled to leave Boston
at 1000 P. NJ, and Caribou at $40 p. M.
Dining Car Service.
Dining car on train scheduled to leave
Bangor at 600 A. M. Returning on train
due at Bangor 80 P. M.
TRAINS SCHEDULED TO LEAVE
BANGOR -
600 A. NJ, for all Aroostook Co. sta
tons. o'0"nt 1tts.sf.
745 A. NJ, for Greenville and interme-
date stations.
SIS A. NJ, for searsport and interms.
date stations
255 P. NJ, for Aroostook County.
40 P. NJ, for Greenvile. Searsport anf
intermediate stations.
TRAINS DUE AT BANGOR.
7l5 4; NJ. from searsport and interme'
date stations.
s45 A NJ, from Greenville and interme.
date stations.
21O P. NJ. from Aroostook County:
800 P. NJ. from Searsport and inter-
mediate stations.
705 P. NJ. from Greenville and inter-
mediate stations.
1O.45 P. M, from Aroostook County
". NJ. BROWN. GEO. M. TouGHToN
Genl Supt. Pass'r TRAFFIC nd1r.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
NOTICE.

If any person or persons find a body
floating in the kennebec river please hold
It and notify S. E. Hammond, r. F. d.
No. 3, Augusta, Maine and receive re-
ward. g. e. Hammond. apr14dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11

COTTAGE HOUSE OF z ROOMS,
also 8 tenement house of IS rooms, in So.
Gardiner. near depot and mills. Always
fine tenement property. The price means
a 20Go investment on rent basis or
good home at 1-3 of cost Part mortgage.
e. T.. Newbert Agency, Trust Bldg, Au-
gusta, Maine. apr2Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
BOOTHBAY and The ISLANDS
STEAMER ISLANDER,

Capt Robert f. Westman. Leaves Au-
gusta every day at 7.O5 A. M; Hallowell
ION signaD 713 A M; Gardiner 7.4O; So.
Gardiner ION signaD $50; Cedar Grove
Ton signaD sos; Richmond S35; Bath. City
Landing wharf 9.35: connecting at Bath
with l.. B. & B. Electric Railroad for
New Meadows Inn, Merry Park,
Brunswick, Lisbon Fall and Lewiston:
Arrives at Boothbay Harbor about 11.N
A. M. Returning, leaves Boothbay Har-
Dor every day at 80 p. M; Bath BIS;
connecting at Bath with the afternoon
train for Portland and Boston; Richmond
at Ais p. NJ. r.-
Agents: II. f. Bowdtch, Augusta, Tel.
1854; Horace G. Turner Hallowell. Tel.
1854: w. l.. Tozier, Gardiner, Tel. 147-5.
Special rates for family tickets; for par
ticulars apply to the Manager or Purser.
Special rates for excursion parties on
regular trips only. Low rates, ITO miles
for s1.25. Stops at Southport Con signaD
Capitol Island, Squirrel Island and Ocean
Point. Quick service. No freight taken
on Sundays. Subject to delays and
change without notice.
rn1dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
THiRTY-rHREE ACRES FERTILE

THiRTY-THREE ACRES FERTILE
field. with barn, situated two miles from
Augusta pustoflice, road leading from
Western Ave. to Hallowell Land is near
car line. Frank G. Penney, % Pleasant
street. apr21dtf
TWO FINE HOUSE LOTS IN THE
village of Oakland, Me-. on one Of the
best streets. Lots 75X100 feet. VIII sell
one or both. T. w. Longley. Route No.
36, Oakland. Maine m23dtf
ON THE EAST SIDE, A COTTAGE
house of ten rooms with 81 acre of land.
apples, pears and raspberries. A bargain
to close an estate. Also a fine residence
on State street. G. S. Fogg, 6 Summer s..
Telephone 125-14. may11dtf
TWO STORY HOUSE AND ELL 81
Cedar street. Inquire on premises. Easy
terms nlay11dlw*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11

TOURING CAR, 4 CYLINDER 30
H. p, seats five people. new extra in
ner tubes. odometer, gas lamps. etc. Price
very low. I will demonstrate this car
any time. If Interested. write J. W. Saw
yer. Fairfield. Me. mch15dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
SECOND HAND WOODWORKING

machinery in excellent repair. 12ixG
double surface Planer. Watcher & Mould
er with Watcher heads. etc. / Chapman
Boltcr. / t,ean Box Board Watcher. /
Two spindle Moulder, 2lNG II travelling
bed Planer, / 81 side outside H. h.
Smith Mouldcr, | Bulldozcr Pump, 10 H.
=. Upright Steam Engine, Il II. +. IIor-
izontaI Engine on boiler. Hanson Webber
& Durham. WatcrVille. Me. mav7d6t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11

y tho Worcester Insane hospital as at
1ndants Good wages with two years
6euse in training school. For circular of
AhNmation address DR.. K. n. Quimby.
Wt., Worcester. Mass. f7dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
Poultry, Eggs, Etc.

BUFF AND BLACK ORPlNG ON
eggs. Finest in Maine. Hens 3 ROSTERS
II lbs. Reduced $l.M. 10 $500 for ~. Also
hay and farming tools. E.lvin, winthrop.
Maine. may ollol
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
MOTOR
\TS-THE "WHiTE"

MOTOR BOATS-THE "WHiTG"
canvas covered motor boat. the fastest,
lichtest and strongest motor boat made.
Guarantee q speed of from 70 to is miles
per hour. Price s240 to $500 Catalogue
on request. r. III. Flynt. agent. Augusta.
apr24dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11

EGGS FOR MATCHING FROM
fancy strain S. c.. r. I. Red 81 and 3 for
*. Barred Plymouth Rock 81 for Is. Oro-
no strain. G. w. Williams. q Amherst
St, Augusta, Me. Telephone 316-S.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
MARINE GASOLINE ENGINES AND

reverse gears. All kinds marine hard
ware. boat fittings and supplies; lowest
prices T.. l.. Ripley. Augusta, Ne.
may5d1W
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
ONE WATSON POTATO sPRAYER
A SECOND HAND TOP CARRIAGE.

Amsbury make. in good condition. Cheap
for cash. George f.. Brickett, II State st.
apr30dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
/ UMBER, SHINGLES AND

Cooperage stock. For local trade, local
shipment. or car lots delivered, / keep for
prompt shipment, N. G. pine boards,
sheathins and moudings; cottage. birch
and gum flooring. Write or phone r.. G.
Leighton, Winthrop. Maine. mSdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11

TWO GOOD HORSES s AND IL
years old; also one good rubber tire
buggy. A. s. Cyr, II Water ST. Augusta.
Maine apr6dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-11
The Journals Classified Advertisement,
Advertising
of
FOR SALE. MISCELL ANEouS

DESKS, I ROLL TOP, SOLID
mahogany. I TT. high 5 fl. long and IT.
deep. containing over 100 drawers and
pigeon holes; cost $3.50: l mahogany roll
top cost $50, and l fiat top oak typewriter
desk. Owner has no use for these and
will sell at a bargain mav1ldtf
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
Remedy For Choking.

Raising the left arm as high rs
can will relieve choking much T.
rapidly than the act of thumpil@ G:
back" said physician, land l.
we'll that every one should know
for often person gets choked VIII.
eating where there is no one near f
thump him. Very frequently at meal:
and when they are at play ch1Gre,
get choked while eating, ana the c@s
tomary manner of relieving them is T.
slap them sharply on the back ~
effect of this is TO set the oHHt"Cc;ij.
free. The same thing can hc Trough
about 10y raising the left hand OF IL
child as high as possible, and TIE re
lief comes much more quickly, II
happenings of this kind there shoul,
be no alarm. for If the child sees tina
older persons or parents get excited
the effect is bad. The best thing i
to tell the child to raise its left arm
and Immediately the difficulty passes
away"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
Breaking Up q Witness.

In no way can barristers better dis
play their acuteness than by seeing at
glance the character of the wit
nesses they are about to examine and
by treating them accordingly. Erskine
was famous at this. In a case in
which he was engaged commercial
traveller came into the witness box
dressed I'm the height of fashion and
wearing a starched white necktie fold
ed in the Brummel fold In an IN
slant Erskine knew his man. though
he had never seen him before, and said
10 him, with an air of careless amuse-
knent, You were born and bred in
Manchester, perceive" Greatly as
tonished at this opening remark, the
man admitted that he was. Exactly"
observed the great cross examiner in
conversational tone. II knew 1t
from the absurd tie Of your neck
cloth"
The roars of laughter, coming from
every person In the court, with the
single exception Of the unfortunate
witness, which followed this rejoipder
completely effected ErskiDe's purpose,
which was to put the witness In a
state Of agitation and confusion be-
fore touching on the facts concerning
which he had come to give evidence
London News.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
THE JOKER NUGGET.
An Incident of the Early Australian
Gold Diggings.

Among the rich finds in the Austria.
liam gold diggings the Joker nugget
ranks among the chief. 1t turned the
scale at thirty ounces and was sold for
5000. In size and shape it resembled
a mans hand, thick. at the wrist part
and tapering off toward the fingers.
The claim had been a good one from
the first, and the owner did not have
to work hard. One day he was reclin'
ing full length idly searching for mug
gets when he caught sight of the Joker
He at once covered it with his hand
and sat up, rather wondering how he
would secure the treasure without be-
ing seen. If the find became known
every man in the field would tramp to
the spot and invade his claim and SO
prevent him working. A man in an
adjoining claim looked up. Found
anything" he asked. "No. Seen the
color-that's all. Pitch my coat over
to me, will you? It's lying near there
/ want a smoke" "Here you are,
mate. But what's the matter? You
look pale. Don't you feel rightT" "Pm
all right, only the sun is bit hot" He
was struggling with an insane desire
to laugh, but he got his coat over the
nugget and seated himself on the top
Of It. Then laughter overpowered him.
and he became hysterical. Those
about him wondered, but thought the
sun had affected him. In little while
he gained his composure and decided
to 60 to his tent. In lifting his coat
he managed to take up the lump Of
gold, and no one knew that he had
found anything. 1t was not until ten
days had passed that the fact was
noised abroad, and even then few
knew the claim whence the Joker
came.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
PASSING 1T ON.
Presence Of Mind In an Unpleasant
Situation.

SttuStIon.
Greatness is thrust upon some in
dividuals, patriotism on others. When
the patriotism does not belong to ones
own country the situation may prove
Of Agostino Polidori, the great-grand-
father Of Dante Gabriel Rossetti. The
incident is given in a life Of the poet
by his brother. Polidori, an Italian,
was in Paris at the taking of the Bias
tile in 1889. He tells the story Of his
unexpected prominence and his extrl-
cation from the uncomfortable posi-
ton.
/ was passing by the Palais Royal
while the populace was running to as
sault the fortress, and, having en-
countered a highly powdered wigmak-
er with a rusty sword raised aloft, l,
not expecting any such thing and hard
ly conscious of the act, had the sword
handed to me as he cried aloud:
Take it, citizen! Fight for your
country
i had no fancy for such an enter
prise, so, finding myself sword in hand.
at once cast about for some way to
get rid of it. and, lettering my instruc-
ton from the man Of powder, / stuck
It into the hand of the first unarmed
person / met.
"Take it, citizenv repeated. Flight
for your country Then / passed on
and returned home.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
Order OF f. OBLIGATION.

State OF Michigan, County of Shiawassee, IS
At session OF the Probate Court for
said county held at the Probate ONCE in
the City OF Corunna, on Monday the 18th day
OF February In the year one thousand nine
hundred and nine.
Present, Matthew Bush. Judge OF Probate.
In the matter OF the estate of Mary j. Wright,
deceased. on reading ard filing the petition OF
Grace l.. Wright as Administrative praying for
license TO sell real estate belonging to said
tribution.
1t Is Ordered, That the 10th day OF March
next, CT ten o'clock in the forenoon at said Pro.
bate ONCE, be assigned for hearing said
petition.
And y e further ordered that copy OF this
order be published three successive weeks pre-
vious to said day OF hearing, in The Owosso
TIMES. newspaper printed and circulating
In said County OF Shiawassee.
MATTHEW BUSH,
Judge OF Probate.
By FLORENCE LINDSEY,
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
MACAR0Nl IN ITALY.
To the Working People This Food Is
Luxury.

To the Working People This Food Is
Luxury.
Every one pictures the italian rs
you that the Italians, taking them as a
people, do not eat macaroni, and yet
this is virtually true. Macaroni in Italy
costs to 8 cents q pound, and it l.
too costly for common use. 1t is abou,
as accurate to say that the Italians
i've on macaroni as that the Ameri.
cans live on turkey. Macaroni to the
working Italian is luxury. You Otter
see young fellows on a holiday in
dulging in dish in a restaurant OF
before a street cook stand about as
Americans would eat ice cream. \
customary workmanw dinner is hunl
Of bread broken apart and "buttered
with few traces Of tomato sauce. As
for meat, it is the greatest rarity. an0
the only drink they can afford is wa
ter, which has the advantage Of bein.
cheap and filing. The Italians al
home are not only temperate, but alb
stemious. Wine and beer and ever
tea, coffee and chocolate are forbidden
to them on account of the expense. In
all Italy we saw no one under the In
fuence of liquor. So also there Is
practically no smoking. The govern
ment has a monopoly of the tobacco
business, buys its supplies in quanti
ties direct in America and elsewhere
and charges three prices for every
thing. The few tobacco shops keep q
piece Of smoldering tow tied at the
doorpost, so that patrons and passers
may light their cigars by it.-Los An
geles Times.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
0rSsr OF Publication.

State OF Michigan, County OF Shiawassee. IS.
AT a session Of the Probate Court for
said County held at the Probate
Offioe, In the City OF Corunna, on Wednesday
tee 18th day OF February IN the year one thou.
sand nine hundred and nine.
Present. Matthew Bush, Judge OF Probate
In the Matter OF the Estate of William D.
Ryan, deceased. on reading and filing the pc.
t!tion OF Mary @. Ryan praying that administra.
ton of said estate may be granted to the petit
TONER or some other suitable person.
1t Is Ordered, That the 18th day of March
next, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, at said
Probate ONCE, be assigned for hearing said
petition.
And it is Further Ordered, That a COPY of
this order be published three successive weeks
previous to said day ofhearinR, in THE OwossO
TIMES, q newspaper printed and circulating
in said County OF Shiawsssee.
MATTHEW BUSH,
Judge OF Probate.
By FLORENCE LINDSEY,
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
Order of PubIication-Non Residept
Defendant.

STATE OF MICHIGAN,
In the Circuit Court for the County OF Shia-
wassee. In Chancery.
MINNIE VAN GLIDER
vs.,
JAMES T.. VAN GLIDER
suit pending In the Circuit Court for the
County OF Shiawassee in chapcery, at Corunna
on the 18th day OF February, A. d. 1909.
In this cause IL appearing that the defendant
James E. VanGilder is a resident of this state,
and that subpoena to appear and answer has
been duly issued in this cause, but could not be
served upon the defendant by reason of his
continued absence from this state: therefore
on motion Of Byron V. Soule, complanant's
solicitor II is ordered that the said defendant
cause his appearance TO be entered herein,
within three months from the date of this order.
And, that within twenty days the said COM
plainant cause notice OF this order TO be pub
lished in TIM OwOsSo TINES, such publication
10 be continued once In each week, for six weeks
in succession.
SELDEN 6. MINER,
Circuit Judge.
BYRON " SoULE.
Complainants Solicitor.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
HUMPHREYS
HAZEL OIL
(COMPOUND.)

For PILES.-External or In
ternal, Blind or Bleeding, Itch
ing or Burning. One 'applica-
ton brings relief.
For Burns, Scalds, 1nflaned
or Caked Breasts and Sore Nip
pies, Salt Rheum, Chapped
Hands, Fever Blisters, Corns,
BuniOns. Sample mailed free.
At Druggists 25 cents, or mailed.
Humphreys Homeo Medicine Co.. Cor. william
and John Streets, New York.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
NERVOUS DEBILITY,

Vital Weakness and Prostra-
ton from overwork and other
causes. Humphreys Homeo-
pathic Specific No. %, in use
over 40 years, the only success
full ronncdy. 81 per vial, or spec
ial package for serious cases, SIS.
Sold by Druggists or sent prepaid receipt Of price
Humphreys Homeo. Medicine Co., Cor. William
and John Streets, New York.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
Order Of Public alton.

State OF Michigan, County OF Shiawassee, SIS.
AT session OF the Probate Court for
said County, held at the Probate once
In the City OF Corunna, on Monday. the 9th
day OF February in the year one thousand nine
hundred and nine. =
Present, Matthew Bush, Judge OF Probate
In the matter OF the estate OF Carl II. knight,
a Minor
On reading and filing the petition of Lineas
/. Halsey as guardian, praying for license TO
Sell real estate belonging TO said minor,
at private sale for the purpose OF investment.
IL is ordered that the 9Th day OF March
next, at ten O'Clock in the forenoon. At said
Probate Once be assigned for hearing said
petition.
And 1t is further ordered. that copy OF
this order be published three successive weeks
previous 10 said day OF hearing. in THE Owosso
TINES, "A newspaper printed and circulating in
said County Of Shiawassee
MATHEW BUSH,
Judge OF Probate
BY FLORENCE Lindsey.
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05

Heavy impure blood makes muddy,
pimply complexion, headaches nausea,
indigestion. Thin blood makes YOU
weak, pale sickly Burdock Blood Bit
tiers makes the blood rich, red, pure
restores perfect health.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
The Eiter Bit.

Hewitt-Who was that fellow who
in a fit of observation-disclosures tried to
light his cigar from the electric light :
Jewett-IIe's joke writer who makes
u speciality of jokes about countrymeu
blowing out the gas.-New York Press,
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
This is an Easx last.

Sprinkle Aliens Foot Ease in one
shoe and not in the other and notice the
difference. Just the thing to use when
rubbers or overshoes become necessary,
and your shoes seem to pinch. Sold ev.
erywhere, 25c. Don't accept any substi-
tute.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05
Costs Sometimes.

There's no use talking about it--a
chronic disease is an expensive thing
TO have"
THAT depends. Mine never cost me
anything"
whats your trouble?'
"Kleptomania. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05

AS soon as man acquires fairly
good sense it is said that he is an old
fogy.-Atchison Globe.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1909-03-05

Stops itching instantly. Cures piles,
eczeme, salt rheum, letter, hives, herpes,
scabies-Doan's Ointment. AT any drug
store.