The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-28
DRIFT WOOD

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 By his own confessions one of the night riders on trial at Onion City is poet: He terms himself the ofiiciai poet Of the band." We fear this con resSion IesS. will only increase his punish-
 5eceuse man is a lucky dog and marries good home is anvt0ine h,t an an excuse 1S why ns should groWI around Thornton .Hains says he win con. iinue to carry his gun. Perhaps Ire ~ imneinss the public is anxious for a ,r Why do people est possum," asks The Macon Telegraph. Ask ona vii. liam Howard Taft. visitor to your State recently.
 and water into which an oyster ap~ pears to have fallen and made a few oying struggles and then climbed out.
 
 Rests do not live on crusts of bread Tn &fucs any more bue that ia lan ,sisSIa some ef them oughtn't to. " -'e, Up to the hour of going to press an- otner juror had taken a toddy and Gonss SSme very near being chosen in the
 Prohibition received a black eye in The senate Of the Texas Legislature.
 Ansnt that bill passed by the Oregon women sf hat pins more than ten inch es long, we would rise to remark that the women will be foxy enough to get Dack at the men fer passing such a measure Dy buying more expensive hats than ever.
 pr. Wiley has started a crusads Wsshinston Si sns Sssr sold in lucky. What if the Dec started a cru- e sade against the quality of the beer sold down here?
 An Eskimo threatens to bitch in and discover the North Pole himself. He appears to be disgpsted with the at. temptg that have been made by oth- CTS. The willy Eski may have it hid, Who knows?
 Why do people call a certain varie- ty Of capines lap dogs? All that we believe 1t just place . saucer of milk how quickly they viii lap it. gate Liberia: Seems like an awful lot of money to pay fer a little informa- tion that amounts to nothing after all. Taft and treated him. with ail true Southern hospitality while in our midst, but if the North imAgines for ore moment that we will ever fail to has another guess coming and then Son1e., King Alfonso wants to iearn to fly. This ls aA Accomplishment desired by many. of those foreign kings if we aren't badly mistaken, when the blood thirsty anarchist hovers around with his sputtering bsEzs:
 Isn't 1t odd that no matter how high q man rises In this world he isn't buried any deeper than the lowliest and poorest?
 Did you ever see a woman go ofr anywhere that she didn't wave her handkerchief7
 Wear . smile.
 It's always in style
 The bridegroom begins to realize he Is sure enough married when w'ifey of bonnet" in the shop windows for wntcA he Is expected to fork over the Do not think she Is a cannibaI. but we met A girl in Montgomery yester- dsy who said she had been eating her
 
 nev0taom
 While the thrush his flute-liks song s Essays in amobean strain, While the springs bright dress of
 green 5+- si Asserts itself on hill and plain. 7' While the sun so brightly shines
 And flowers bloom and song-birds Many then when hearts are light
 Of momentary love will prate. But I. dear one. will love you when Such fancles long have como and My devotion shall endure
 When Life's blue sky is overcast;
 Through the NaiI Match.
 Three Notch, Ala. Jan. 24, 1908.
 Dear Sir--Woufd you pay anything at all for something for your column? You have so many witty things to get up you might let body help you out bit, ana in that way you would be helping R body
 Mrs. K. J. Thornton.
 CDear MadAm-YouF kind offer is greatly appreciated by me, but the fact of the matter is am hired to get up "DPiftwood (baa as 1t is) all out of my own head. If didn't ] would get fired. And then I might have 10 go. to WORK. Think how terrible that. would be, Thanlking. yoa very kindly