The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-07
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sas L 1 e p.s = nss ~ e &c tSst than Il
v 70 live within 2 prison CELL
n WIN y ALMOST next 70 imsss:s x,,i.
where ne can DO sort Of North Pole
yauiting act.
Thers Is . counterfeit $500 bin IN
e,s cs.' Noticed II In your r''i TINS
Fine fan weather In Alabama ana the
wAry OLE postum 70 stepping hisn ana
walking sSAttsr'ns.
The rich man has his govt.
That turns him wrongside out.
R RSs the 10. ps .I R;ns sss s,n Shouts
Rich have appendicitis but they
Amt Q Igofn to beat US
We kin take peIiagra, en- It's fash
'anabie no doubt
Welcome, tat and juicy Mobile oys.
ter. You are sweeter than an arinfrl
Of May-time roses. and when you have
Q pearl IN your breast you are doubiy
Anyhow DR.. Cook planted the Amer
lean nag as the Pole % .t that I the very
" his story or sisDrose il.
Same enterprisins Yankee nrm. will
os a0 vi" oo St ,ns on .o o. d Il
waving the stars and stripes, and have
EN- on sale soon at some Arctic COR
nsr grocery.
the indianapolis. News says It has
good trust we KNOW is the arm AMI
unavailable trust in the LORD
Before . Montgomery siri enters .
theatre she throws her chewing gum
daintily out on the sidewalk. when
s SEA. xi f ss.s N .s ss' vii se e. i a nss
y .wsiiows il. But I DosSsn s hd new.
~ isf sss g: 81 &. rh s.:
than grill
This. playwright seems to have no
knowledge OF the sosth and It's peo-
y should say not; his information
ana research are bassd entirely upon
the fact that he heard an Alabama
leaned hts head from Pullman slssO.
Some songs are written to sail.
Others are Just to lGok well
~ they sit % the piano. you pee "
uueis ID. Cannon nunehea n :, as,sc.
tives and his batting average is tina
highest Of any OF 'era. We think ne
won the pennant-
husband. well, when girl has money
there 10 nothing like treating herself
to AZ the luxuries going. that Ia IL you
"'uao ca" . haspana q luxury.
Parson SNOWFALL says. DE GOOD Book
say eye for Q eye. an q toot for .
Sst q eye V fs business" "'rA' Icy DOE
Between DR.. wiiey's poor food and
A sasns q Sc Sssy.ny nst RGrfs
the Alabama Legislature atstried 80
hard to ieEi'lats US into heaven.
Mr.. weilman has made three unsuc
MT Brysn has made three unsucssssfui
made I9F as IN w i, a ssosn ns sf
thing. nguraliveiy speaking. Maybe
the these Ss two win rsssiys their reward In
"''S AhoWob
A New Jersey girl has developed. a
ffond i for having herself bitten by
s aSs 5s asrs bn much SS aoS be-
by mosquitoes' However. I'm IN Ne New 9 Jsra
sey, so far Is the size OF the wound is
concerned 80
a Philadelphia burglar stole a set Of
city rssentiys Alywas th sa ssa e s sfs.
ing to pay for them on the instaliment
Ford to do that.
Ring out seso Si noo a, 9slls S9a set the
ming ho.es YOU set the small boy
crying crying; crying.
Through the Gateway.
Through the Gateway all must go.
Whether they be high or low,
Through the shadow and the sun,
When LIES little race Is run.
He who begged his daily bread.
re who ate from banquet spread.
Hurled together through the Gate.
An. TO think what some have missed
E E.n. BY the dew drops kissed.
T Ere sson ncS I ISys II maiden rare,
''''A Goa fF PAi Hsi 4. 1s e ri SsEs
Back at Dviftwoed.
Phil Armstrong IN rhe Montgomery
Advertiser wants to know IL there IL
anything the matter with revising the
bathing suit downward Go to the sea
shore resorts and you will see that the
matter with some Of the bathing suits
10 the great need Of revision upward
as we'll as downward unless YOU arc
an incorriglble standpatter on the adj
vanced style OF cutting those garments.
Charlotte Observer.
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"Drift'' Armstrong, Of The Montxon,-
cry Advertiser. is still inspired, deenitp
the laws OF the Comm on wealth.---Gads-
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Drift Armstrong seems to be GET.