davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

pie who think about becoming set
Tiers on government Irrigation land
sMhy do you Come out here
from southern California - !
asked. ~ seemed strange that
anyone should leave the
dreamland Of irrigation farm.
ing 20 GENE 20 Montana's ~ln.
ters with their IS degrees be.
low zero.
Takes too much money In
that part Of the county, re.
piled Smith.
~Nou consider shia q better
chance for a poor manF~
- do"
found that Smith came origin
aiiy from the east. tie had done
office wogk first. but finally had
drilted out 90 Los Angeles. whore
he had. for several years, been .
motormsn He had a wifr and one
child They had saved. b. very
careful living. $500 Neither
smith nor bis wlt~ had ever farmcd
or even lived on = farm
Well. ! have filed on my land.
sAid Saith. next time aau him.
That decided H. The die vas
cast.
What nextf" ] asked
Trying to decide whether TO 20
out and live or the land this fail
and winter" said Smith.
The rx-motormhn did not look
very strong lie was tain. about
30 years Of age. and smoked . big.
drpopy pipe
The alternative wmE 70 pay rail
road fare back home aud wAlt Tor
spFing
= could be dlgging out sage
brush. said Smith. and getting
ready to Eet q crop In next spring
or back home | rouid be earning
wages gissss It's a toAa 40"
talked ~ith Smith about
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

some vegetables for his table and
perhaps some cucumberA for the
dIll pickle factory One man got
El25 an acre BY growing eucum.
bera
After the first year or SO" said
smith. u ought 10 b. pretty clear
sailing. and after five years the
place Nlil be under enough euitiYa.
ton 20 thst ne viii have our Nv
ms and siil BE- pretty sure Of
81 600 or 81 200 year 10 save. 4
don't say anything about shat we
might 10 with orchard efups. Jasg
holding down 10 The Ordinary crops
&c would have q Eood living and
more w thn bank az the years end
than sc could possibly have saving
out ~ inotormAna salary
And al the time Smith went
on. the farm II getting 20 be- more
valuable. That a aii capital. ali Ia
the good And there's no danger ~
sAEes stopping no strikes or any.
thins 81 that sort ia good
healthy open air life Plenty 10 eat
and dfink and a sure roof over your
bead. And maybe we'll get rich
who knowsf y looks good 60 me. .
smith may mot get rich. but b.
VIZ Get health out here IN thin hrac.
ing air. ard that body of his Will.
Kfo~ np strong limbsd and ntonf
ianEed, sad ihai baby will have
real home 80 that when father and
mother grow old there will sim be-
food. fire and bed. and when they
are dead she child of today wlil
have . good start ia the world
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

home. Each year expenses we're
getting more. aud tho income stay
ed the aalns What were they so
Ing 10 do about ~ Just drift until
misfortune. sickness or axe came
alonET
No. This government Irrigation
business looked better on this
iluntley proteet. up In Montana.
the 8 500 would lay the foundation
u an investment which IN a few
years ought 70 place the smIth fam
~ beyond the reach Of want
That's tho way Il looked 20 bin.
This 10 how he figured as
With their 81 500 savings they
could make the first psymsntk
on . aoaere irrigated farm. ard
pull through the first pioneer
stages Of learning tire pane ard
aetstr9 started. Tire actual
payment ard fling costs en TIE
lard the fret year would be
about 500. Then siny house
would coss 500 more. With
she rest he could buy team ~
hcfEfns pfots ara narrow e"u
fes other absolutely neess-
nary toosa. together Nith seed,
fencs wire ard pests. The rest
81 the money would be used W
In buying fuel ard food Until
tire first crops we're marketed.
AL thia would mean hard work
Aud economical living Smith won
defed how MfA. \ would iik" tbs
country ard the prospects @bsn she
SAW II
Hut the first years crop wonid
furnish money Cor the next pay
msnt ON the lard and Tor the hving
expenses Of The following year
That first years crop That IN
the important thing 20 the man
who haa Ktmkea his all This year
there was a terrible hail storm h.
August The agous& beat down thg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

"iiitlinFer has soma very ancient
airs ~ NtA new comic opera AN.
eientl Say. Tli bet no has gene
back fof apme % 'em to the time
when the morning stars Gang te.
xether."~ Cleveland Plain Dealer
10 one is bound 70 do impossible.
fiee - French.
Farmer Drawn-so nan h..r
you are Eoinw 60 be married 81 iast
Farmer guhhfns-Yea. that I be
WoT prayed for In church foy inc
third time last sunday Baltimore
Never spur willing horse
Nisltor Have you bought an your
ncw furniture YETI Flat pwellrr.-
~, J cant decide whether to gel a
folding bed that looks like a refrig
srator OF refrigerator that look
IKE folding bed.--cleveland
~ doing nothing we learn 20 do
evil.=-fntin.
Bert You know what happened
% Lots wife. 7 Huppoaeg Gart-
Yes. she looked back and turned
into a pillar ~ salt nart-weu. l
taw something today that beat that
nosed man. with can in his hand.
hurried down the street lie look cd
over his shoulder aud turned into
q saloon - Kansas city Journal.
In my own house am King
spanish.
Announcement IN society column
2f forthcoming issue OF Builders
Journal; The holding OF the eie-
CANT concrete mansion OF Mrs.
struokett- Ritch neat TUESDAY AZ.
ternoon r. to be. In its way, a sweil
tffair. There VIII be light but eie-
gant refreshments Mr, Thomas A.
Edison viii pour,"---chlcago Tribune.
Poor folks wisdom goes for little.
Dutch
Physician Cooking into HIS ante
ROOM whore a number OF patients
are wnltingl Who has been walt
Ing the lonRestY Tailor (who las
'alied to present his bilD-T have.
doctor, ! delivered the clothes 20
YOU three years ago.-Roseleaf
IL ~ not every mans lot TO gain
the port OF Coriuth.--TIorace
Hes not what you cali strictly
Handsome" said tho major boRming
through his eyeglasses on an utterly
hldoous baby aH he lay bowling la
his mothers arms, hut It's tho Kind
" face that grows on you" cts
not the kind OF face that ever grew
on you" was the indignant and un-
expected reply OF the maternal be
inf, you'd be better looking if Il
itoHeleaf
Him that 10 in possession God
helps italian
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07
STORY OF THE MOTORMAN WHO
HAS TACKLED FORTY ACRES

oats. thraahcd out the potatoes.
shredded tho sugar beets and
brought dismny and despair to
many a poor settler who was rely
ing on that crop 90 carry him
through the coming winter.
Dot the potatoes came Up;
and 90 did the beets, and some
Of the Data. And the settlers
Will pull through somehow, But
grandchildren viii, no doubt,
hear about that terrible hail
storm Of 1909, when grand.
father was getting his start.
Smith expects 10 put IN potatoes.
alfalfa. sugar bects and oats his
first year. or course he viii grow
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

single drink New Years day he
VIA feeling pretty fIossy because
Of his success. ~Ofm a strong
mon" he said Temptation can.
not overcome me" fie wns walk
Ing down the street past some OF
his favorite hangOuts lie passed
three with barely a struggle. then
came his fayorite. The music was
going on inside. He could hear
yelis OF the old gang He started
for the door.
Taxes Drink for Courage.
Come on. como ON away from
there. Don't yen go in there. me
young mon" he said bravely 10
himself. grabbing an arm with his
other hand and pulling himself
away from the door. He feet lag.
Eed--he almost went I'm. but he did
not. lie got past a hundred feet
"Ah. yez did thot nobly. me
bright young mon. yen fought off
the tempter aud yer did II we'll
come back and have a drink for
your great courage and bravery and
strength"
This nearly broke up the meet.
Ing. Only after half Of the ban
queters were threatened with the
guardhouse and Gen. Stewart prom.
ised another story was quiet re.
stored.
Oil What swesringi
The generals story:
over In our state we have a
good many Quakers; good old
Quakers. One OF the pillars OF the
church was milking his COW on
Sunday morning. He-the Quaker
was all dressed for church.
SWISH went the cows tail and over
went the milk pail. milk flying on
the Quaker's Sunday go connecting
clothes and shoes.
The old fellow said not a word.
Just resumed milking. The second
time went the taii-~and pail. The
old Quaker gased ruefully at his
church clothes. then al the milk on
the ground. but he said not word
Just picked up the pail and re-
sumed milking.
Swish and for the third time
the pail and milk went sailing every
which way. Fire leaped from the
old Qnaker's eees. No church for
him that day. He looked at his
clothing and shoes. He looked at
the COW. Then at the milk on the
ground. Then at himself again,
and back to the COW. Then he said
slowly, moistening his lips.
Il viii not strike thee, beast.
Neither will ! swear at thee, beast.
But'-and he paused aud molstened
his lips again--"let me tell thee
something. beast, If thee switches
that pail over again ] will pull thy
damned tail out"
Curtain.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

olLsoN GARDNER TELLS or
HIS FELLOW TRAVELLERS
HOPES AND PLANS, AND or
THE TREMENDOUS IMPORT.
ANcE OF THE FIRST YEARS
CROP.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

HUNTLEY. Mont, Oct IA
new settler arrived on the same
train with me~hia name tho un.
usual ono OF Smith We both reg
lsterod az the iiuntley hotel de.
cided to find out all about him. II
might be Of interest to other PEG
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07
HEARD ON THE STREETS

Adit-Geu. Thomas J. Stewart.
leader Of the Pennsylvania delega.
ton at the A-Y-P. exercises in
honor Of the state fnilisias OF the
land. is one OF the tDp-notch speak
ers and story teilers that have ap.
peared at the exposition. This Is
saying a good deal when II IL con.
sldered that some Of the very best
men OF this class in the entire
world have been there.
AT the banquet to the visiting
militia folks In the New York
building. Gov. Hay In his little
speech OF welcome explained how
his military officers had called"
him from time TO time just be-
cause he was new" and not next
to the ropes"
Il know about such things" said
Gen. Stewart: II have called
many a governor You simply have
to do IT, II you don't, the COVER.
nors will cali you. Now. for In.
stance. when Gov. Stone OF Penn.
sylyania was taking his first trip
with his staff we we're bound for
Pittsburg. where we were SEIZED.
uled TO appear In our full regalla.
A special car was at our disposal.
but It was a little bit OF an old
fashioned thing. and by the time
the governor and some OF the host
of representatives who we're to make
the trip with Us got inside there
was not much more than room 10
turn around.
To f. With the Staff.
1.-THE staff was still on the sta
tion platform; the train was abou,
10 start: all was excitement. The
conductor rushed wildly into the
special car and exclaimed, My God
governor, we have you inside here,
but the staff Is still on the plat.
form What VIII we dor
"The governor took a look al
the crowded condition, smiled, and
said. oh, 10 h with the staff
go long as the governors aboard
lean the staff up In the corner"
When the general was permitted
TO continue, he released this:
A young Irishman WAS killing a
bright future by going the booze
route. Finally a friend Of tho fam
lily took him to task something in
this manner: Patrick. look at yez
Look at yen starving wife and SID
little children. Shame on yen.
bright young man lOikes the loikei
OF yen. Brace up. Cut out the
booze. BE a man. It's 10 days o.
New Years Lave the booze alon,
and on New Years day swear Of
for good and OH give yen hun
dred dollar bill"
"Ofll do IT," said Patrick.
The 10 days before New Year.
went along and Patrick took not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

the outlook. Why had he done.
ltg What did he hope 20 acl
eomplahf His answers sum
med up tho eape about like
THE.
lilo might 30 on indefinitely work.
ing MS q motofman, aud, barring
sickness. save a little each month
but what they saved never would
make them independent They
could not even save enough 20 buy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Probably II Mayor Mlllsr had TO
do Il all over again. he would not
let Mr.. Bouillon know that he had
fired him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

People who purchase 'unclain.
ed packages are laying good
grounds for an insanity defense
should anything happen In after
lie.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

With eggs al 90 cents dozen. .,
really isn't a wonderful thing that
hem should have a valet aud
travel In a Pullman staferoan.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

As travellers. balloons seem to be
all that Is desirable. bnt their ter
minal facilities are still little in
definite.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Even II Mr. Furth does charge
st.zs 10 bring them from Taeoma
TO Seattle. they will stu continue
to come.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Some men have the faculty OF
self restraint. Witness the con
fession OF the ex-city hall empioye
who only took $4,000.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

when Il comes 10 glory. Wilbur
Wright would sooner have his
where the cashier can count It out
to him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

There Is a grave question as to
whether Hearst Is candidate for
mayor Of New York again" or
yet"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Editors Notc--Thia lie the third
Of ellison Gardeners articles about
Irrigated lands and how the set,
tiers are winning honeal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07
STAR DUST


-frts ssmntrn
iik~ ter pstf un
. tafGs aesnfi-
~ o prrs~rsr1
They're 'frnfd
thsysd he pmt-
tia fhen nm fer
No. a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Farmer nrowu--+so. niii. hear
YOU are EoinN 60 be married ct last
Farmer Guhhfna@Ysa. that I he
woT prayed for In church foy tbe
third time iaHt sunday. Baltimore
sun
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Him that Is in possession God
hoips,~ italian.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

"fiilliurer has soma very ancient
airs ~ lie new comic opera An
eieuti Say ri bet ha has gene
back fof some ~ EN- to the ffwe
when the morning stars Gang 10.
k"ther. Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

tfles - French.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

Poor folks wisdom goes for little.
Dutch
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

~ doing nothing We learn TO do
evil,~-i.atin.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-07

,,, Never spur willing horse.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
HIS DREAM CAME TRUE.

In 1865 a German predicted that
he would be a victim Of a war that
would take place in 1866. The war
occurred, but did not affect him.
The other day? years later-he
was laughing at his old-time propbc-
cy, and Boosting Of his good health.
In his happy mood, he bought an old
cottage from a friend, and straight
way went to inspect it.
In the garden there was a guam
tity Of old iron, and among it a
shell dating from 1866. lie picked
it up. and was examining it when
it exploded, and he was killed on the
spot. The prophecy had come true.
-Zeitung, Beilefeld, Germany.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
NO PLACE FOR PICTURES.

An incident in which humor and
pathos were combined occurred in
the Italian settlement Of Philadel-
phia the other day after a mission
worker had handed a little Italian
child a picture card.
."Here, little girl. said the wom-
an, you can take this home and
hang it on the wall of your home.p
"We has no walls IN our room,'
SAID the child.
NO walls" said the worker, look
ing amazed.
That's right. There are five fam
Hes in the room where we live, one
in each corner, and we live IN the
middle Of the room, 50 you see we
amt got no walls to hang anything
on. "-Philadclphia Press.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
LANDS MERELY NERVOUS.


When Judge Lands Of Standard
Oil fame was starting his legal ca
reer he was a nervous young man.
lie had not been p%racticing long
when he UNEXPECTEDLY found himself
called on 10 conduct an important
case. The young lawyer showed his
nervousness 50 plainly when he rose
TO address the court that the presid-
ing judge said kindly;
DO not be afraid, Mr.. Landis.'
The embryo advocate replied
promptly;
"Your honor, l stand in awe, but
fear not
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
With These Precepts lnstifled II Is
Very Certain He VIII Not Go
Ear Wrong.

Teach your bor to he true 20 ms
word and work, 10 face al difficulties
with courage and cheerf0lne~s 10
form no friendships that can bring
him into degrading associations 10
respect other peoples convictions 10
reverence womanhood 10 live a
clean life in thought and word as
well as in deed that true manliness
always commands success; that the
best things in life are not those that
can be bought with money; that 10
command he must first learn 10
obey; that there can he no eompro-
mise between honesty and dishon-
esty That the virtue, of punetuallty
and %poljtcness are excellent things to
cultivate. Exchange.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
The TRIBUNE TO BE

When The Tribune's linotype
machine is installed, The Trib.
une will be the best equipped
printing Office in southeastern
Nebraska.
The Tribune already prides its
self on its equipment, which is
now far superior to that of any
other Falls City printing office.
Every cas- OF type is almost
bran new, our presses r new
in fact the whole office, was sell
ected with are and purchased
very recently.
Our facilities for turning out
strictly up-to.date commercial
and society printing are now
far superior to those OF any
other Falls City printing estab-
lishment.
With the addition of the line
type machine the possible out
put of the office will be double
its present capacity.
Watch Us grow.
The Tribune IS lust different,
that's al.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
LOGlC

"Madam,' sad the attorney for
the other side, Won seem 10 have an
exceedingly sharp temper
eyes, sir" answered the complain
ing witness in the divorce case. at
comes to Inc by direct inheritance
from my husbands ancestors
CHATS absurd, madam. How
could you inherit an irritable dispo-
sition from your husbands ances-
tors
4 inherited my husband from
them, didn't L"
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
HAY ON AN AUTO TRUCK.

Probably there is nc street sight
that sets more folks 10 noticing than
an auto loaded with bales of hay.
Up around the stable section in the
East Twenties this is not uncom-
mon, and very often the automobile
laden with hay is seen in Columbus
Circle.
The contrast is marked and almost
always leads some one to say some
thing about the passing of the horse
as exempliied by the fact that even
his ~proyender doesn't come to him
any more horse-drawn.-New York
Sun.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
QUITE PROBABLE.

1t is evident that the young man
who writes the news items in the
Willowby Times wishes always TO be
on the safe side and exercise due eau
ton in his statements.
"When Mr.. Lemuel Hawkins en-
tered the bedroom on the ground
floor Of his farmhouse one day last
week" wrote the careful news-gath-
erer, "he found that a COW, probably
astray, had made her way there from
the open door."-Youth's Com
panion.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
HIS COSTLY

u was surprised TO hear that old
man Coupons told Jimmp Faulkner
that he wouldn't let him marry his
daughter under any circumstances,
What was the trouble:'
Il understand the old man noticed
that Jimmy was wearing a green
hat
"Will Jimmy give up the hat !"
"Not Jimmy. He's too proud Of
it. He says it cost him $500, 600
that's the amount, You know, that
old Coupons will give MS daughter
when she marries. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
THE DANCING SEASON.

The Young Lady who was sit
ting on a sofa which she had all to
herself, to her fayorite admirer)-I
thought you were a mind reader.
Rather! I'm an expert" said the
Young man, pluming his evening
dress tie.
"Well," looking at the vacant
space on the sofa, Il don't believe
il !"-Illustrated Bits.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
AS MODIFIED.

The usual crowd of loafers were
seated around the stove in the village
grocery.
q never lied to my wife in my
life began one of the bunch, when
he was interrupted by a unanimous
laugh that was loud and long.
"That 1 didn't get caught at it."
ended the speaker. after the laugh
had subsidized.
Whereupon silence reigned SUI
preme for nearly % seconds.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
BEDsTEADs WORTH FORTUNES.

\ Well-hnoWn French actress Is
The happy possessor Of a bed yaIned
at $4,000. Il is, Of course. very
ancient, but in an excellent state of
preservation, and its adornments
carry out to tbe full all the lavish
beauty Of the bed itself. Drapcd at
the back from a ring IN the ceiling
are beautiful curtains Of antique bro
cade, plumes Of ostrich feathers loop
ing them up at the corners. The
bedspread is Of richest satin. yelled
with valuable lace in exquisite de
sign. The fashionable and rich Of
Paris are now on a level with the
transatlantic art lovers in their
search for the antique and beautiful.
whatever its price, and # It possesses
authentic historic interest all the bet
ter for the salesman, as the bidding
for its possession is very keen. Sey-
eral old English country houses own
antique beds which are the envy Of
the connoisseur.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
HIS RECORD.

Tommy Wrott-You told Dora
Hope that you had refused me at
least half a dozen times. What a
whopperl
Lolita Guph-It wasn't a whopper,
either. Don't you remember that
you proposed to me six times last
Thursday EVENING"
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
MEAN TO KEEP UP QUALITY.

French walnut growers in the
neighborhood Of Grenoble have
formed an association to maintain
the reputation and guarantee the
quality of the walnuts commonly
known as "Grenobles."
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
THE DEBUTANTE.

Guest at the Coming-Out Crush TO
Quiet Old Person in a Corner
Awfy plain girl, this new bud, don't
YOU think? Has her mothers looks,
hasn't she?
Quiet Old Perscn-Thank you, !
guess she has. I'm her father.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

That American newspaper
man charged with being 4 spy
N ConstantinopIe, may have
been performing his duty. He
won't be shot in Il hurry.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

lis tine 10 look over the
home and see that II is properly
screened. The naughty fly is
health's worst enemy.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
BEFORE N AFTER.

John Alden was sohloquizing.
And yet he unused, before We
were married Priscilla asked me why
l didn't speak for myself"
Herewith he tried to get a word
IN edgewise
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
THEIR USE.

Said He-What good are rich re-
l%ations, anyway
Said She-Oh, they are all right
when you want something to point
to without pride.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

ANOTHER TRUST PLANNED.

Growers of the cocoa bean in
South and Central America are plan
ming q trust 10 control the price of
cocoa.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

The Sultan Of Turkey has 40.
co0ks. 70 wonder his broth is
spoiled.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30
DEFlNE D.

"Tommy, what is a nuisance?'
"Please, ma'am, it's something be-
longs to somebody else"
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

A Falls City father said Of his
son, we won't mention any
names: i don't know what is
the matter with He eats
regularly, seems 10 sleep good,
but be nst can I work. What's
The matter with this mans son?
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

Secretary Wilson's rema rk
that Joseph was the only man
who ever succeeded in corner.
ing grain. set Wall street guess
ing. Brokers broke even on
whether Arthur Joseph, J o e
Letter or Joseph OF old. who
wore the coat of many eolors,
was meant.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-04-30

Bill Bug-Hi! Here comes another
enc of them blamed automobiles.