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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
BOY BURNED TO DEATH.
Apartment House Fire in Dallas In
lures Many.

Dallas, Tex.-In a fire which start.
ed in the kitchen Of the Knight ap.
artment house. corner Of Elm and
Hardwood streets, Herchel Dannelly,
eight-year-old son OF Mr.. and Mrs.
D. @. Dannelly, was burned to a
crisp, and two others were fatally in
jured and two seriously hurt.
Sixty-two persons were asleep in
the building when the fire started.
A number were forced to jump from
windows to awnings and then to the
streets. Many thrilling rescues were
made by the firemen. The injured
were given first aid by physicians
who rushed to the seen sshortly after
the IRE started. The loss Is probably
$4,000.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

Tough on Rats. unbeatable sxterminaror
Rough on Hen Lice. Nest Powder. aoc.
Rough on Bedbugs. Powder or Liquid, &c.
Rough on F1eas. Powder or Liquid. sc.
Rough on Reaches. Pow'd. 15c.. Laq'd. 25c-
Rough on Moth and ANITA Powder. &c.
Rough on Skeetsrs. agreeable In use 80
e. s. Wells. Chemist. Jersey City. New jersey
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
Suuburnt Eyeli(ls.

Who does not know the misery Of sun
burnt eyelids-that crinkly and burning
condition Of the skin, Isn't 1t worth great
deal to know that DR.. Mitchell's Eye Salve
applied to them upon retiring will effect a
complete cure before morning. On sale
everywhere. Price Is cents, or by mail,
Hall & Ruokel, New York City.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

says: II had such terrible pains
through my back and Kidneys that I
could not turn over In bed. / was
threatened with Bright's disease. and
at the worst stage began taking
Doan's Kidney Pills. They cured my
trouble, and doctors who have since
examined me say my kidneys are all
right"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. l.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
AMBASSADOR r OFRANCE.
Robert Bacon, Ex-Secretary Of STATE
to Succeed Mr.. White.

Paris.-Private advice received
here from Washington state Robert,
Beacon ex-secretary of state. has &C.
ceptsd the Enthusiastically to France
and that he will succeed Henry
White at the end Of the year. Accord
Ing to these advices Mr.. Bacon, when
he was first offered the post declined
1t. preferring that Mr.. White should
be retained as ambassador, but find
ing that President Taft had resolved
In any event to replace Ambassador
White he finally agreed to accept the
position.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
Do Your Feat Ache and BurnY

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease, q
powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or
new shoes feel easy. Cures Corns, Bunions,
Swollen. Hot, Smarting and Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Sold by all Druggists
and Shoe stores, rs cts Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
A SOCIAL SURPRISE.

$50 the reception interested your"
Yes" answered Mr.. Meekton. I'm
glad my wife took me. 1t was a novel
experience to find everybody talking
at once instead OF listening TO Hen
rietta's opinions. "-Washington Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
To the Grave and eeyond.

Kim Yunwka. a Chinaman. was n
Gently made the subject OF a strapge
jail sentence. After being condemned
for life by a Chinese court he es-
capped and when captured he was
tried by another court and furth-
er term OF punishment was given
him
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
Inxen.or Of Hanson Cab.

Inventor Of Hanson Cab.
The hanson cab was the invention
OF Joseph Aloysius Hanson. an emin-
ent English architect, who nourished
about 76 years ago. He inveated
what he called the patent safety cab
about 1888 and died in 1888.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
- SAD STORY.

Kind Lady-What drove you from
home, my poor Misunderstanding?
Sandy Pikes-No, Mum, me wife
bought one Of dem new-fangled
dresses wild 500 buttons.-Chicago
Daily News.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
COL. A. X. MCCLURE DEAD.
Journalist and Publicist Dies in Penn
sylvania.

Philadelphia.-Col. Alexander X.
Mcclure, prothonotary OF the Supre-
me and Superior courts Of Pennsyl-
vania, and for many years a promi-
net figure in politics and journalism
died at his home in wallingford,
Delaware county, aged eighty-one
years.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
PECULIAR TO ITSELF.

what does the baseball reporter
do In winterT
Nothing" answered the editor.
I'VE can't use his line of language
for anything except baseball."-Louis'
Vile Courier Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
It's all right to whisper sweet
nothings, but if a fellow really wants
to marry he must make a noise like
real money.
BABrS SKIN ROUGH AS BARK.
Baby Boy Had Intense Itching Humor
Scratched Till Blood Ran
Found q Cure In Cuticura.

Found q Cure In Cut1cura.
"Our son, two years old, was afflicted
with q rash. After he suffered with the
trouble several weeks took him to the
doctor, but it got worse. The rash ran to-
gether and made large blisters. The little
fellow didn't want to do anything but
scratch and VIC had to wrap his hands up
to keep him from tearing the flesh open
till the blood would run. The itching was
intense The skin on his back became hard
and rDugh like the bark on a tree. He
suffered intensely for about three months.
But found remedy in Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment. The result was almost
magical. That was more than two years
ago and there has not been the slightest
symptom of it since he was cured. j. w.
Lauck, Yukon, Okla, Aug. Is and Sept.
II, 1908" Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

A cold on the lungs doesn't usually
amount to much. but it invariably pre-
cedes pneumonia and consumption. Ham
inns Wizard Wiz r Oil applied to the chest at
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

Chicago children infected with tub
erculosis will 60 10 school in the open
DIR II request to be made BY the
chicago Tuberculosis institute Is
GRANTED by the Board of Education.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

If we could read the future as we
can the past. it would probably be
just as unsatisfactory.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

times out OF ten II ID
due to sick kidneys.
The only way to find
relief is to cure the
kidneys. Doan's Kid.
ney Pills have given
sound. strong backs
to thousands of men
and women. Mrs..
James Cooper, lis
w. German st..
Winchester. Va,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
A BROKEN WILL

Dyer-Did his widow succeed in
breaking his will?
Duell-Yes; long before he died.
fick-Me-Up.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
MATTER OF TASTE.

Il like to visit there. They have
three lovely children"
I'D rather visit at a place where
they have a lovely cook"-Louisvlll
Courier-Jeurnal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

me regular, and
thatI would event
ually have dropsy.
/ would bloat, and
sufferfrombearing.
down pains, cramps
and chills, and /
could not sleep
nights. Ny mother
wrote to Mrs. Pink.
ham for advice, and
l began to take
LydiaE. Pinkhom's
Na0atah1a Com-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
AssAssAINATED IN COURT.
Is the elimination of . Bitter Pol
tical Feud.

- en0 CunssAon VI y biCter ROLE
teal Feud.
st. Louis.-Fred Mohre. who kill
ed Constable Sam Young in North
st. Louis several weeks ago was ass
assinated in the corridor Of the GRIM
inal court by VIM. Kane, a former
deputy under Young. The shooting
occurred as More, was being taken
to court to stand trial for the death
of Young, and is the elimination Of
a bitter political feud.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

The only man who cam afford to
live up to his IDEAS is the one who is
satisfied to remain poor.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

For HHADACHE-Hick CAPUDINR
=. Whether from Colds. Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Capudine will relieve you
It's nQuid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it, l0c., Csc, and soc. at drug
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
sHERIFrs FRIENDS ALARMED,
Montgomery Ofncer May Have Met
With Foul Play.

Montgomery. Ala.-sheriff Hood,
Of Montgomery count Il missing and
deputies and county officials are
greatly alarmed. The sheriff went
out In q buggy to Cypress Swamp
with dogs to chase negro murderer.
The buggy was found by boys with
the sheriff's coat In 1t. Sheriff Hood
Is also editor Of the Montgomery
Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
CHICAGO CHURCH BURNS.
Fire Believed ID Have Been of In
cendiary Origin.

Chicago.-The Austin Methodist
Episcopal Church, Ohio street and
North Central avenue, was destroyed
by fire, believed to be Of incendiary
origin. This theory is strengthened
by the fact that Holiness Church, on
ly short distance away. was dam
aged to the extent OF $1,000 by Ere
shortly before the destruction OF the
Methodist church.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

DR.. Biggers HuckIebsrry Cordial Never
Fails
To cure Children TeethinR, Bowel Troubles,
etc. At Druggists 25c and SOC per bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
THE FATAL e.

Poor Jacy! He never could spell
and 1t ruined him."
How"
He wrote a verse to an heiress he
was In love with and he wrote honey
for sbonny.' New York Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
MOTHERS
WHO HAVE
DAUGHTERS
Find Help in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Winchester, Ind. -Four doctors
told me that they could never make
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

The trouble with the family ske,e-
ton that it is never as dead as it
seems.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

Look pleasant. even though you
may not be going to have your pic
ture taken.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
BURDENS LIFTED FROM BENT
BACKS. tA

A bad back IL a heavy handicap to
those of US who work every day. Nine
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
For COLDS and GRIP.
ONLY!

Mrs.. Winslow's soothing syrup for Children
teethlng. softens the gums. reduces infamma-
tion. alisys pain. cures wind collie &c bottla
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11
WHY INDEED1


You marked up the price on the
Christmas present you bought her"
IT did"
"why did you do that?'
because I knew the price would
interest her more than anything else.
Why should I deprive her OF one iota
of yr-Louisville Courier-Journal.
} For COLDS and GRIP.
Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-cures
the Cold and restores normal conditions It's
nquid-enects Immediately. lee, sc. and
bcc., ct drug stores
ONLY!
Yabsley-"Miss Passay seemed OF
Tended with you last evening. What
did you say?'
Mudge-"Cant think only asked
her IL she didn't dread having to wear
crinolines again. New York Jour
nal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-06-11

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy:
COMPOUNDED by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Smart: Soothcs Eye Pain
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
HEART TO HEART TALKS.

District Attorney Jerome Is copy
ing an admirable English practice,
says the Chicago Tribune. A man
who is or wishes to be a member of
parliament does not have so easy a
time when addressing a political
meeting as an American candidate
/ for congress does. The latter is sell
dom interrupted except by 'loud and
prolonged applause" The former ex-
poets to be ''heckled"-to be pelted
with questions which are often rude
and sometimes hard to answer. II
| he Is the sitting member the ques-
tons will relate largely to his votes
| in parliament and what he has done
for his constituents. This "heckling
gives to English political meetings a
freshness variety and value which
the more polite American meetings
do not possess. Il is a pity that it is
practically unknown here.
Doubtless many members of con-
gress and of state legislatures had
rather not take the platform and
have their constituents hurl at them
questions to which they would be ex-
pected to make some kind of answer.
They had rather not be called on
publicly to explain votes which need
an explanation, but which cannot be
explained satisfactorily. 1t is much
easier to make a fiamboyant speech
about 1.-THE grand old party" or the
immortal principles of Jefferson"
than Il IS 10 submit to pointed inter-
rogatories.
IL mag, be that a representative
would feel a greater sense of re-
sponsibility to his constituents II he
knew that they would not confine
themselves to CHEERS and applause"
whenever he met them in some pub
lie hall. If he knew that he would
be asked about his stewardship-as
to why he had voted for this measure
or against that-he might be more
careful about his voting. Certainly
political meetings would be better
attended and more interesting II the
audience were permitted to play a
more important part than is consid-
ered polite at present.
District Attorney Jerome made
lante-election promises. He is not
afraid to go before the people and let
them oatechiss him as to the way in
(which he has kept them. Senators
and representatives in congress and
members of state legislatures arc
usually .profuse in ante-election prom
Uses. They ought to be willing &c
initiate Mr.. Jerome's example, but
they will not be generally inclined &c
do 20.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
OUGHT TO BIZ
HE SAID, BUT AUTO NOT MODEST.
ED BY JUDGE CROSS.
Benzine Buggies, steam Cars and
Hot Air Slightly Confused In
Police Court.

After delivering a dissertation
from the bench on the dangers of
fast riding, and declaring for the
benefit of the police court habitues
present, that all the Automobiles,
Including the mayor, go too fast and
ought to be IN Jail. Police Judge
Dave Cross dismissed T. ]. Stahl, the
only aumobifist before him Saturday
afternoon, charged with going faster
than eight miles an hour.
Patrolman e. II. Morris swore out
the warrant.
Patrolman Morris swore that he
timed the auto. with an ordinary
watch and observed that the auto
made the block between Jackson and
Ohio streets on South Third street
lin eleven seconds. He recognized
the car and occupants few minutes
later when they returned, and he
stopped the machine and told Mr..
Stahl to be in court. Patrolman
Wick testified that he was with Pa
trolman Morris at Third and Jackson
streets and in his estimation the
automobile went 20 or 35 miles an
hour. DR.. b. b. Breeder testified
that in his judgment the car went 20
miles an hour. Patrolman Norris
swore 1t was 7:25 o'clock when the
car passed the square. tsf M -,
Mr. Stahl testified that his car was
not running at a speed greater than
8 miles an hour. Owing to the dark
ness he said il was impossible to see
the speedometer except when light
was passed. His attention was at
tracted to the patrolman by the re-
mark of Mr.. Blanton Allen, that two
policemen WIRE on the corner; but
Mr.. Stahl said he remarked at the
time that he was moi exceeding the
speed law. Mr.. Blanton Allen was
sitting beside Mr.. Stahl, and said
that he could see the speedometer
easily as it was light and that the in
dicator pointed to a speed not over
eight miles an hour.
Mr.. A. ]. Campbell was in the rear
of the automobile. and he said he
could not detect the speed of the car.
and as an experienced timekeeper
thought is not possible to judge the
speed of an auto by the casual OBJ
servance of a moving vehicle and
thought that the timing of the auto
mobile without a stop-watch was un-
satisfactory. Other witnesses testi-
fed that the speed of the car was not
excessive.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

"well. Mrs. Dennis. what are you
going to give Pat for Christmas this
year," inquired the recipient of Mrs.
Dennis regular wash-day visits. one
day at the beginning of the festai
season.
"Deed thin, ma'am. I don't know,
replied Mrs. Dennis, raising herself
from the wash-tub and setting her
dripping arms akimboo. II did be
thinkin' I'D give him a pair of pants,
but. Lord bless ye. ma'am. only last
night didn't he come home wild a
pair on."-success Magazine.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
News Of Theatres
"Juagleland" Tonight.

The "Jungleland" band played al
the river yesterday. but owing to the
Indictment weather the audience was
somewhat limited. The band Is an
excellent one. and the boat upon
which the big musical extravaganza
is to be played is one 90 the prettiest
on the river. A performanoe'will be
given at the foot OF Broadway to-
night. ra 49, q
sylvan Symphonie." 81.
"a Sylvan Symphonic" the little
production which h TO be presented
at the Casino "Wednesday and Thurs
day nights. promises to be the anna
lteur event OF the season 30 far. The
music and choruses are all catchy
and charming and the ensembles and
stage pictures are all beautiful
Lovers OF the artistic and beautiful
should not mics the Autumn Song,
as rendered D, little Mss verus Hol-
lenberg and chorus A feature that
has been added to the entertainment
by special request Is a humorous
sketch entitled "Cinders," which VIII
be presented By Fannie Ritolf
Jeanette Ritolf and Ruby Detzei.
This Is a most entertaining vehicle
that allows the display OF some very
clever histrionic talent.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

ton is a European product, pure and
simple. All our mornings come from
across the Atlantic now. and since
moonshining is prohibited by federal
statute, II we cannot be protected In
the production of an electric light
imitation. we will remain thus Inn
potentll and -ignominiously depend
ent upon the east for all time TO
come.
Let all men who dove their country
and their sleep show their disap-
prevail in such unmistakable terms
that, the vision OF bellhop at his
chamber door will disturb the slum-
beers of the sage of Nahant every
Sunday morning.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
TYPOS
REMEMBER THEIR DEAD IN IM-
PREssIvE MANNER.
Memorial services Conducted Yester-
day at Cumberland Presbyterian
Church.

The |. T. U. Memorial services con-
ducted at the Cumberland Presbyter-
ian church. Sunday evening were
largely attend and of the most i'm
pressive character.
Paducah typographical Union No.
1874 was present in a body and made
a splendid showing.
The services were presided over by
Mr.. John U. Robinson, and were
opened by singing of the doxology,'
followed by Invocation by the Rev
ID. w. Fooks.
After the scrlpturai reading MISS
Nellie Keithley rendered a beautiful
offertory, Calvary"
The l. t. U. memorial was conduct
ed by Mr.. John U. Robinson. The
speaker dwelt upon the institution OF
the International Typographical
Union, summarizing its accomplish
ments, its aims and purposes. He also
stated the object of Memorial day and
in conclusion rendered. with musical
aecompaniment, Tennyson's beautiful
poem, Crossing the Bar"
Mr.. C. F. johnson read the names
OF the deceased members, briefly
euloglzIng each one. and was follow
ed with a piano selection by Mrs. b.
+. James.
The memorial sermon was preached
by the pastor. Rev. ID. w. Fooks,
from the theme the Man Behind. .
The discourse was along practical
lines of everyday uplift Of man. and
contained many comparisons of the
scrlptural lesson with the l. t U.
movement. The sermon was listened
too With deep interest by the men,
beers Of the craft assembled and BY
the audience Dos ~
The services closed with congrega-
tional singing and the benedietion.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
Kentucky Kernels

Morgan statue at Lexington ae-
aepted.
Revival begins at Mayfeld Chris
tan church.
J. l.. Smith. president 'EddyTille
Boosters club"
Frankfort has Citizens Improve
ment association.
Body Of unknown found in Missls-
sippi at Hickman.
Ten members of Center class Of
10 attend reunion.
Evaline Cross, II. insane at May
field, sent to Hopkinsville.
state Inspector NJ. II. Thatcher in
yestigating Eddyville prison.
James H. Moon, ~, Confederate
veteran, died at Bowling Green.
Holiness association Will build SIS,
600 college to succeed burned As
bury.
DR.. Percy Benton, grand senior
deacon, Kentucky Masons, dies at
Mt Vernon.
Exact boundary of Kentucky and
West Virginia issue in federal trial
at Catlettsburg.
Owners of Fulton Commercial sue
Guy Freeman, editor Of Leader. for
q, 600. alleged libel for melting edi-
tor of defunct News to recommend
the Leader and condemn Commercial
in his valedictory.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

Mrs. Crane viii be here Thursday,
Better clean yards and cutters and
streets, and cut your. weeds, or she
may call attention to Your property.
Let us also have all public institu-
lions in first-class shape, and see il
We cannot win a compliment along
with criticism from the woman, on
whom the eyes of the country are
resting just at this time. 1t would
be a great thing for Paducah to be
singled out among all Kentucky
cities for its cleanliness.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31

1T was a long and tedious speech. I"
said Simeon Ford. "but listened at
tentively. like to have people listen
TO my speeches. you know. and turn
about is fair play. Well. I'm glad
did listen. because n I hadn't. I'd
have missed one OF the best wlndups
ever heard
"And now" said the speaker. Just
as we were all ready 10 drop off to
sleep. as lady God.ya remarked
when she was returning from her
ride. II am drawing near my
clothes, '-Everytody's Magazine Tor
June.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
TUBERCULOSIS.

Nothing is more important to the
race just now than the fight against
tuberculosis. This IS thing in which
all must join. Science alone cannot
cope with these preventable diseases.
which. when once contracted, are
almost unconquerable. Tuberculosis
carries on majority OF those, who
go to untimely graves. It is as much
the result of ignorance and careless
ness. as of anything else. Bad sani-
tation. lack of care in protecting
Others from the ,coptagion (for It IS a
contagious disease, produced by a
well known germ) and ignorance of
the best means TO fortify the sys-
TEN against its ravages, are its
handmaidens. A meeting of all
public spirited citizens is to be held
at the Woman's club tonight. All
who go will be made 70 feel at home.
The meeting viii inaugurate deter
mined fight against the disease In
Paducah. II will not cost anybody a
cent; but interesting information
will be acquired by all. who attend,
and they will learn that, which per
haps. may save their own lives or the
lives OF loved ones.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
A Traditional Limit.

President Hadley is never without
a ready and witty remark. Yale's
Sunday services are addressed by
prominent clergymen of many de-
nominations and from many cities.
When these visiting preachers occas-
ionally ask President Hadley how
long they shall speak he invariably
replies: There is no limit, sir. upon
the time you may preach; but there
is a Yale tradition that no souls are
saved after the first twenty minutes. "
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-05-31
A scotchman's Rctort.

II was Scot, of course, whose
minister reproached him as an habi-
tual absentee from kirk, and who
pleaded his dislike of long sermons.
" Deed, mon," said the minister, "if
ye dinna mend, ye may land yerself
where ven no be troubled wi mony
sermons either lang or short. ="
wheel" was the answer. but IL
magma be for want o. ministers.