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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Slow RecoNerX.

"Is the editor out?" asked a visitor
70 the Office of the Ridgeville Banner
Eyes, sir" answered the editors
small assistant. He's gone out to
put away jug Of Ticker left by a SUBJ
scriber."
DO you think it will take him long
to put it away?"
Nav, sir, it won't take him long
ter put it away, but after that he
won't be able ter do nuthin' fur a
week"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Every Little BIT Helms.

The lecturer raised his voice with
emphatic confidence. 81 venture to
assert" he said, that there isn't a
man in this audience who has ever
done anything to prevent the destruc.
ton of our forests"
A understanding man in the back
OF the hall stood up.
T-er-I've shot woodpeckers," he
Said.-Everybody's Magazine.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

or the b l a q d e T
reached its climax
last spring and l SUI.
fered terribly. My
back ached and
panied so 1 could
hardly get around
and the secretions
were scanty, fire.
quent Of passage
and painful. l was
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Important to Mothers.
comino to Terms.

Possible Boarder-Ah, that was a
ripping dinner. and If that was a fair
sample of your meals. should like to
come to terms.
Scotch Farmer-Before we gang
any further. was that a fair sample
J yer appetite?
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

tired all the time and very nervous. I
began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and
after taking a few boxes was cured
and have been we'll ever since"
Remember the name-Doan's Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Precocious.

The little girl was acting naughtily
before company. Her mother warned
her sharply.
IF you do that again. I'll smack
yOu, she said.
mo you won't" replied the pert
daughter. III sit down on myself and
then you can't"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Limit Too LOW.

when you are angry" said the man
Of gentle instincts, stop and count a
hundred"
"a hundred!" echoed Mr.. Sirius
Barker. IF / could stop at hundred
a counting up my wife's milliner's
bills wouldn't be angry"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Mistakes VIII Happen,

Lady Ito her sister, a doctor)-
There-I cooked a neal for the first
time to-day, and made a mess of it.
Well, dear, never mind, it's moth.
Ing. lost my first patient"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

It's better to deserve success and
not have it than to have success and
aot deserve 1t, although less pleasant
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

When it comes to being charitable
to the faults of others, the brother
hood of man has the sisterhood of
woman beaten to a FRAGILE.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Our idea of heaven is a place big
enough to make 1t possible for people
10 be without neighbors.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

better for sideache, baRkaches or stitches tina,
Ferry Davis Pankller. Get the large size it is th
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Tabled and Filed.

Mrs. Crawford-You must love your
husband very dearly if you save all
the letters he sends you while you're
in the country.
Mrs. Crabshaw-Im keeping them
for comparison, my dear. I'm sure to
catch him in a ie.-Judge.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Rheumatism and Neuralgia never could
get along with Hamlins Wizard Oil.
Wizard Oil always drives them away
from the premises in short order.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

We help ourselves when we help
others.-W. J. Bryan.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ban Blue and keep them
white a. snow. All Grocers, &c package.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
/ 8

81 have suffered with piles for thirty.
six years. One year ago last April I be-
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course OF week I noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end of six
weeks they did not trouble me at all.
Cascarets have done wonders for me. I
am entirely cured and feel like a new
Tan." George Kryder, Napoleon, o.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Safe Place for the Author.

In small town where the audi
ence calls for the author of the piece
TO come before the curtain, he always
feels better If the curtain has a lot
of local advertisements on it," said
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

It's one thing to run into debt and
another to crawl out.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Did It ever occur to you that book
worms are awful bores?
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
SUFFERED TERRIBLY.
How Relief from Distressing Kidney
Trouble Was Found.

Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, 3SS w. Morgan
St., Upton, Mo-, says: inflammation
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Mrs. Winsl0w's Soothing Syrup.
oSAmat0n. alAys pain, cuIei Wind colo sc bottlA
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste GOOD.
Do Good: Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
uine tablet stamped C. Guaranteedfo
cure or your money back. g0
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

If you would be happy, keep your
eyes wide open during courtship and
half closed after marriage.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Heroic souls in old times had Ne
more opportunities than we have; but
they used them.-Charles Kingsley.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

The first step toward keeping ysur
mouth shut is to close It.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Constipation cauees and seriousfy aegravnses
many diselses- Il is thoroughly cured by d..
Piercs's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coesed granuleS.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
Limits the Size,

Marry me-" pleaded the mere
man, land your slightest wish shall be
granted"
But" queried the wise woman,
"how about the large ones?'
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

GOOD HOUSEKEEPERs.
Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue At leading grocers cents.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22
asked his friend.

Why so?" asked his friend.
Why. the people in the audience
are not going to throw eggs and take
chance on spelling their own adver-
tsements, are they?"-Yonkers States
man.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1909-12-22

Se nese Poeae h!ghfee and iastee eelees thaa any
oas 0asDeaf without Sppino aoaFL wis ios ireo boel
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-06-11

Ohamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets will brace up the nerves,
Danish sick headache, prevent des-
pondenoy and inviRorate the whole
system. Sold by Palace Drug Store
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
COST OF LIGHTNING.
Probable Expense of Man Trying 20
Duplicate Natures Process.

Duplicate Natures Process.
An engineer of Brussels has at
tempted to determine what 1t would
cost man to produce lightning. As
all lightning Is not alike, he fixed his
choice upon medium fash. BY
measuring the magnetism of certain
rocks formed of iron minerals he es-
timated that the electric current In
lightning must be of at least 900 am.
peres.
The intensity of the current must
be considerably stronger than that,
because the rocks selected for the ex-
pertinent were at a great distance
from the place where the lightning
struck. 1t Is to be noted that the
rocks were magnetized by that fash
of lightning
To avoid exaggeration the expert
menter admits that the whole amount
OF atmospheric electricity was within
the limit of 27,077 kilowatts. In Brus-
sells the cost of an industrial kilowatt
Is so centimes, or 10 cents. At that
price flash of lightning would cost
its producer 1880 francs, or $4,000.
Even if the figure is grossly approx
innate, it is. an estimate which gives
some idea of the expenditure of cleo
tricity in the production of atmOs-
pheric phenomena.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
GUST ARNDT
THE SHOE MAN
Ladysmith, Wisconsin
For next weeks selling we will
show you big lot of Shoe Bargains

SIS Doc. Reeds improved GO Tx.
cushion sole shoes. epC. y
81 Douglas, leather lined = on
shoes, at only -. A.CO
So mems Shoes, gun metal, > Ok
box calf and patent kid L.Ac
81 and So. SO Mems fine Patent lea
Their, button or butcher . TX
shoes, hobby last, at =. Il. -
Shoes, bargain prices =. 1.CO
So, SO. SO and 81 boys high tops, two
buckle, tan or black, 3 R0
bargain prices ......... Z.CO
Little boys box calf Shoes, I 00
Boys $3.50 and So shoes, I 40
sizes from 8 to 6, at only L. 4J
Ladies 81 and $3.50 Shoes, choice
patent leather or vici . cR
hIG, dG ---' - ''' ~~~~ - -
Ladies So. so Shoes, black I OK
or dull calf leather, at. LOO
Ladies 81 Shoes, calf or vici kid,
lace or butcher style, ex- S0
tension soles ........... l. wv
Ladies 81 and $3.50 I OK
warm-lined Shoes at 1.LC
Ladies So and 81. 50 Shoes, I 90
broken sizes, only $500. l. wv
Ladies gum storm Rubbers, 400
tCC
Ladies Oxfords, with light OQo
SOleS, at. Observation-Disclosures. Wv
Misses fine, heavy, plump kid
blutcer Shoes, at a spe- Ok
cial low price. ......... 1scc
Children's Shoes, sizes from Ok
30 to II, sale price ...... CcC
Childrens Shoes, black or OOo
tan, lace or button ... OCC
Infants soft soled shoes, all 100
colors, the 35c kind, only 1OC
Misses $3.50 Shoes I 10
............. l.. LIZ
Children's sizes OOo
at. ............. wv
Ni Rubbe and c et. lss storm 45c
Ladies' l buckle Overshoes, 7H0
at .............'..
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
OVER the COUNTY
FLAMBEAU
Special correspondence to the News-Budget

Special correspondence to the News Budget
Martin Madison and son went down to
Chippewa Falls last Wednesday on
business.
The school in district No. 8 began
for the spring term Monday, March
1st, with Miss Mable Bates of Amacoy
Lake welding the rod.
Frank Miller has returned home
from the woods.
A surprise party took place Monday
evening, March first, at the home of
Harry A. Davis, at which time and
place one large evening was spent. All
seemed to be doing their best to make
the time pleasant. The ladies', had
been quite busy for a day or two pre-
pairing good things and at the proper
hour they arranged the same, and one
certain party, at the head of the table
with sandwich some larger than his
fist in one hand and a cup of coffee in
the other, remarked that the sand
Wiches were nice and wished he might
eat of such more often and, come to
find out, his wife made it and after
carrying it clear to Davis to eat it
he thought it was fine. Those present
were j. A. Warren and wife, Jarvis
Hastings and wife, VIM. Goode and
wife, Mike Schgdloski and wife, Ed.
Warren and Miss Effie Schgdloski. The
cause for such conduct was the arrival
of the 58th anniversary of the birth of
Mr. Davis.
Some of the people here are en-
deavoring to do all that they can in an
honorable way that will assist in the
denomination of c. P. Cary of Madi-
son for the office of State Supt. of
Schools, who has proved his worth,
and, while they feel certain of his
nomination and election, they wish to
show that they fully appreciate his
value not only to them but the entire
state.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11

1t is satisfactory to be told that
there is no reason why Canada should
not offer large field for future Jew.
ish settlement We do not believe
that the statesmen of Canada will
lightly close their doors against a
people who have done remarkable
work In the development of British
colonies, and may do even more TO
strengthen the Dominion and quicken
its progress towards its great goal.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
Diamonds May Explode.

A curious fact about diamonds Is
that it is not uncommon for the
crystals to explode as soon as they
are brought up from the mine Some
times they have burst in the pockets
or the warm hands Of miners, due to
the effect of increased temperature.
Large stones are more likely to do
this than small ones. Valuable stones
have been destroyed in this way.
To safeguard them some dealers
place large diamonds in raw potatoes
for safe transport from South Africa.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
Ennlans,a nIdoi.u

The remarkable season which is
now at an end has seen nothing more
notable than the delightfully."- uncon-
yentional going about of the queen,
who. too. has never looked more beau.
tiful. Always the idol of her adopted
country, every years that passes only
serves to endear the queen the more
to those whom it is no mere empty
figure of speech to call her devoted
SIIhiectS
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
Mnrk Cut Out for Pa.

Tommy-Pa, did you really mean it
when YOU said you'd whip any one
that broke that vase?
Pa-Just come here, sir and I'll
show you.
Tommv-Dont show me. Show
Bridget; she just broke 1t.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
BRUCE

Special correspondence to the News Budget
+ j. w. Moller has purchased Tom
Reeves house and three lots, considera-
ton $1,000
The congregational pastor, Rev. w.
j. Cookson, went to Chicago Wednes-
day to meet a number of his New
Zealand chums, at reunion.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norton are moving
back into Bob Atchinson's place near
the Union church.
OBITUARY
Ransom E. Lyons Sr. was born Jan.
Il, 1929 at Barton, Tioga County
N. Y; was married to Sarah B. Haag-
land Nov. 9, 1902, at FonduLac, Wis.
moved to Monroe County in 1856, and
to Bruce in 1889, where he died Mara,
at the age of eighty years. Four sons
and two daughters mourn his loss.
Funeral services were held at the
Union church Saturday and iterment
made in the Bruce cemetery, Rev. J.
w. Hadden officiating
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
sentemher Migration.

I would not live Away
Within one groove,
Wife, hunt fiat. I'm thinking ths4
We'd better move.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
OBITUARY
Special

70 per cent discount on ladies suits
cloaks, and jackets.
46-tf Worden's Dept Store.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
HeaIthful Military Life.

The English soldier is not only pic.
t,1resoue and elegant he. Is the
healthiest persons in the world. says
the Turin Srampa.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11

Read the offer of the News-Budget to
give away gold watches, on page 7 of
this issue.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
ne ReaI Reason. for suah!

'De reason why Mistah Taft's so
popular said the old darby, lis jes'
becase he's got so much pusanal mag
nitude."
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-03-11
.. RICHARD
REAL ESTATE
OFFICE TWO DOORS WEST or HOTEL mAnLEY
LadysmIth, Wisconsin

FOR RENT-A 5-room house in good con-
dition, only ten minutes walk from the mills
and the site of the proposed sulphte MILL
nearly an acre of ground, barn and large poul-
try house; well of fine water. Only So a month.
Homestead REIMBURSEMENT OF forty acres of
good land near Ladysmith. $3.50.
Two forties of partially improved land
handy to Ladysmith, $1,000 House on one
cost $1,000.
Ranch of 800 acres. 25 acres stumped and
plowed; good wild meadow that can be cut
with machine; $500 house, large barn, wood
she'd tool house. granary poultry house. etc.
close to school This is bargain worth in
vestigating.
One of the cheapest pieces of property l
have listed is a good forty acres of land only a
short distance from Ladysmith. VIII make a
nice little farm. Price $425.
/ have some choice city property, that if
bought before the spring rush. will make the
buyers some money.
Have nine-room house on principal resi-
dence street that will be sold at a sacrifice
price of $1,000.
Have one of the best meat market PROPOSE
tons In Wisconsin A fine business and no
opposition.
If you intend to put your property on the
market, see me-
MY MOTTO: Honesty in the real estate
business is as essential 10 permanent success
as it is in any other business.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1909-03-06

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building for the readers of this
paper. On account of his wide eXpe-
rience as Editor, Author and Manufac-
turer, he is without doubt, the highest
authority on all these subjects. Address
all inquiries to William A. Radford, No.
1874 Fifth Ave-, Chicago, H., and only
enclose two-cent stamp for reply
Many house details that were for
merly considered superfluous are now
receiving careful planning in detail by
architects, in fact, architects are COM
planning that the many small mouse
details run into so much extra work
and eat I'D SO much more time than
the old style. structure work that an
increase of fees must follow Men
who formerly charged five per cent on
the cost of building are now getting
7 " and ten per cent.
Not only are the different rooms
planned more carefully and the partl-
lions fitted with ventilating fues,
sound deadeners, and the new Win
UONS, pdLSuI OOOl - 1900
dred other inventions are required,
but houses nowadays are often fitted
up with two kinds of heaters, one to
warm the house and the other to heat
the water so that hot water may be
kept on tap for use at any hour night
or day the year through. Then the
finish in different rooms varies and
each style is carried out in the diff
ferent details to match. All good
houses are piped for gas and wired for
electricity and often gas and electric
fixtures enter into a general decora-
tive plan that must harmonic down
to the minutest detail in color as
we'll as form, so that the selection OF
these accessories in accordance with
the organized plan often takes up
| more of the architects time than the
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1909-03-06
.TOL|VE AMONG POOR
HORACE FLETCHER WILL TEAcE
CHILDREN TO CHEW.
Is Exponent ct Thorough Masticatlor
and Will Spread knowledge OF
Proper Nutrition in Tenement
District of New York.

New York-Six flights up in an East
side tenement in New York city Is Nv
ing a wealthy man who has given VI
the comfort and pleasures of palatia
home in Venice to bring more health
and happiness into the lives of the
children of the district in which he
now resides.
He is Horace Fletcher, sociologist
writer, philanthropist and globe trot
ter; native of Lawrence, Mass, anc
the originator of "fetcherism.'
Now in his sixtieth year, Mr.. Fletch
er has voluntarily given up his life OF
ease in Venice and has settled down
in the East side to teach the youns
there his gospel Of the proper mastl
cation of food. A couple of weeks age
he was living at the Waldorf-Astoria
now he has to climb 80 separate steps
to reach his rooms on the top floor o.
331 East Thirty-frst street.
While his plans for the enlighten
ment of the children of the East side
are tentative, they are comprehensive
Il have moved here to get in touch
with the people," said he. Il am goinE
to spread the knowledge of proper nu
trition-if you will, of fietcherism.
want to teach those in greatest need o
it how to eat, and that is an importan
matter. There can be no economic re
form until there is proper nutrition
and proper nutrition depends upon
proper system of eating.
Mr. Fletcher says he is in the fielt
to assist, and that he purposes to take
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1909-03-06
N2RAcE, HE7cHER

4 section with definite boundaries and
to begin his crusade there. At the be
ginning and at the expiration of six
months he will arrange to take &C.
count of what has been done land to
ascertain what progress has been
made, if any.
He thoroughly believes in beginning
with the children and says that sloven.
ly parents when they see the child at
tempting to be neat and Clearly invol-
UNFAIRLY attempt to live up to the
standard brought home by the chill
dren. He does not care to form any
special organization for the pushing OF
his ideas as to the dietary care, but
intends to use the existing organiza
tons at work in that section of New
York
This New Englander, whose name
| has become famous through his ten
years experience in following the Cos
pei of thorough mastication of food
has in preparation also a series OF
tests to be used at the summer chau
tauqua. He proposes to have a food
commons for the teachers, combined
| with systematic and scientific expert
ments. Then he believes the teachers
at the chautauqua will return to theil
home districts and give out to those
localities the experience they have
gained. in this way he hopes to spread
his doctrine of economy and health
through the proper chewing of food.
Mr. Fletcher is wonderful example
of the effects of the system he advo
Gates. After an eventful career he
found himself in 1884 suffering from
too much flesh, and his health greatly
| impaired. Life insurance companies
declined to accept him as risk
These things led him to a systematic
study of relief. and the result wa.
! detcherism. He found the system o.
thoroughly chewing everything he ate
and slowly slipping what he dranl
toned up his system wonderfully. 1t die
more, for on his fiftieth birthday ami
versary-he was born in Lawrence IL
1849-he rode 100 miles on a bicycle
without any training and without ap
parent exhaustion
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1909-03-06

such place in which to keep it when
not in actual USE
The size of the house, being 80 feet
inches in width by 40 feet 6
inches in length, affords room enough
for a good many extra conveniences
that cannot be expected in q smaller
design, and the rooms are larger than
ordinary.
A bathroom feet 6 inches by
IL feet inches is a luxury that
very few people have. Then, If neces,
sary two or three bedrooms may be
built in the attic.
1t depends a good deal on location
whether a house should be built with
the expectation of finishing the attic
as a third story at some future time.
If the lot is fairly central on street
where transportation is especially
good a house that is big enough for
six or seven rooms will sell better OF
rent to better advantage than small
err house. On the other hand if the
house is built well out toward the
edge of town or in the suburbs less
room is required. but this is finan
cial study in house building that must
be determined by the owner.