The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-06-03
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Issued Every EThurday by
ARTHUR -. MOE, Publisher.

The Blngen Observer is year old
and is pretty good FOR a year
Iingn-fulI OF ads, locals, and nicely
printed. Bingen ought to give Bro.
Phillips the best she has to offer.
Straws show which way the stream
flows. For several weeks the White
Salmon Enterprise has been carrying
this ad "Wanted- Ten cats old
enough to catch mice wanted at once.
Will give liberal price for same.
Bring them to this Office
No doubt Bro Kelley is up to some
"wildeat" scheme, or has stand-in
with tue White Salmon sausage max
ere.
@. II. Goodenough, Of this place,
picked Monday 18th the first lot OF
straw berries ripened in his garden
this season and with his accustomed
generosity, brought box to the
Chief Office. - he Clatskanie Chief.
We would not be offended II there
we're lot Of "Mr. Guodenoughs"
around Hood River who would fol.
low Shining example. " Don't be
DhChWdIu, Reutlemen'
The Farmers union meeting Satur-
day was we'll attended. 1t decided IL
incorporate the branch under the lave
OF Washington, the capital stock be-
ing placed at IS, 600, in shares Of S25.
This was done to enable the union
to own ware houses in which to store
gain. 1t is said the farmers ale still
enthusiastic over the river transport
alton question, but not definite al
rangements have yet been made -
Bickelton News.
Last Sunday the new fab hatchery
on the Trask was formerly opened to
the public, and the United States flag
hoisted. The new hatchery IL sit
uated on the Irask river, about eight
miles from Tillamook, and Is one of
the best hataheries on the Coast.
The location is an ideal one, the
Irask being clear running stream
with good gravel bottom. The build
ings are thoroughly equipped tor the
work, and have at present capacity
OF 6,000, 900 eggs, which will be In
creased to %, coo, 900 as soon rs they
get their trays. .--TillamoOk Herald.
"Hello, MIR. Allen You seem to
have cold, remarked the Clipper
man upon entering the Allen Wright
store. Worst | ever had In my life,
Clipper. "l'm sorry old fellow.
Wish knew of something that would
cure you, but ! don't know OF a
thing" "Give me your hand, Clip
per" he said with tears in hts eyes.
"You're the only man | have seen Tor
three days that hadn't a sure cure. "
Boise Clipper.
An eastern editor calls attention to
the fact that the people wi go to
great ends In lighting the deadly mic
rohe--by slaughterlng rats, extermin
ating flies aud mosquitoes, and even
enduring the rigors of trigid air In
sleeping rooms, tut when IL comes to
the germ transmitted in kissing they
blindly rush in and risk the conse.
quenoes. "But who, says he, wants
to live always, anywayY"-Gervais
Star.
John j. Wooleiy, nn old and we'll
known resident OF Wasco county, died
Sunday afternoon at 3 O'Clock at bis
home in this city, 1907 jackson street.
lie was born in Cooper county, M g.
souri,, September 20, 1880, and lived
In his native state until 1852 during
which time he received his education
and became an expert farmer. In
the year 1862, he and his mother
crossed the plains with an OK team
and came to Oregon, settling In Yam.
hill county, where he remained until
1856, when he joined the Oregon
rangers under Captain Hiram Wilber
and WAS in one pitched battle With
the lndians-The Dalles Chronicle.
The sages of the general store we're
discussing the veracity of old 81 Per-
kins when Unole Bin Abbott ambled
IN. ''What do you think about 1t,
Uncle BillY" they asked him.
~ ould you call 81 Perkins lial lY",.
"Wall, " answered Uncle Bill slowly,
as he thoughtfully studied the cell.
ing, 81 don't know as I'd go so far as
TO call him liar exactly, but | do
know this much: when teedin' time
comes, In order to get response
from his hogs, be has to get somebody
else to call 'em tor him. ~ lrrigon
lrrigator.
Because his wife didn't have cream
for hls mush at his morning meal n
farmer of Washington county at
tackled her with a butchers cleaver
and proceeded to make mince meat
of her. The deed was 30 awful that
it is shocking to relate 1t. Even II
ths courts OF Justice do their duty
in the case In their dealings with the
monster the penalty which he will
pay will be little atonement for his
crime, Where is the compensation in
the 9allows for tragedy 40 hideousY
Independence Enterprise.