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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

The Illinois man who dropped dead
when he was whipping colt was not
overcome by his physical exertions,
but by his violent rage. The man who
whips horse is invariably a man
with bad temper not under decent
control.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18
The Night Of the Game.

First Spiflicated Persc2 Doesh
thish student belong here?
Landlady (coldly)-No, all my stu
dents were brought home an hour
ago.-Wisconsin Sphinx.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Apparently We are to have a revival
of the old press stories of the stage
which have done such yeoman service.
Another actress has torn up a bunch
of real money in mistake.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Plaster portraits are the fashionable
form of counterfeit presentment" in
London. They are done in the form
of miniature busts or bas-reliefs at the
low price of half guinea (s2.50)
apiece.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

What has become of the man who
used to be skeptic about the value
of wireless telegraphy?
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Kansas City man undertakes to prove
that whisky is not a cure for snake
bite. Mean disposition, that man has
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

An alligator dinner may be well
enough provided the alligator is moi
doing the dining.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

PILES CURED IN TO "a DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any ca SO
Of Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
10 u days or money refunded. Soc.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Lewis Single Binder cigar-rchest, most
satisfying smoke on the market. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Perhaps the wireless telegraph will
eventually be our long.hoped-for meth
cd of communicating with Mars and
other interesting places in this neigh
borhood. 49,.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty disagreeable. You've no idea
how quickly a little Hamlins Wizard Oil
will lubricate the cords and make you
comfortable again.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Even when the gates of prayer are
shut the gates of tears are open.-'
Hebrew proyerb.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

The value of horses in the United
States is estimated at two billions.
The auto is not king yet
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Oklahoma woman has sol ways of
cooking corn. And yet-she may not
know of one good way TO cook par
ships.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

When worthy men fall out, only
one of them may be faulty at first;
but il strife continue long, commonly
both become guilty-Fuller.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

In awarding praise for the recent
ocean life.saving performance, don't
forget the man who invented the wa
ter-tight compartment.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

In view of Marconi's service to the
race, this would not be an opportune
time to indulge invidious reference to
the people We get from Italy.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

Some men have no excuse tor being
sober when the lid is off.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

R.ED CROSS BALL BLUE
Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 OF. package only 8 cents.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

A woman probably feels blue when
she IL green with envy.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18
Important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18

JASPER, ......... ...... MISSOURI
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18
THE JASPER NEWS

ROLAND B. GRIFFITH. Editor.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-03-18
Is to so Blu. of Wheat Per Acre
have been grown on farm lands in
WESTERN CANADA

Much less would Be
satisfactory. The Gen.
eral average is abovs
twenty bushels.
"Allnre loud in their
praises of the great
crops and that won
derful county, Er-
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-05
Today's Suggestion by Ellen Stan.
ONE PIECE NIoHTeowN.

popularity of the continues and | dered consider easy face the neck and hem the and edge The
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-05

The Panama canal will have a most important bearing upon the trade be- tween the eastern and far western sec tions of our country, and will greatly increase the facilities for transporta. tion between the eastern and the west.
 ern seaboard, and may possibly revo- lutionize the transcontinental rates with respect to bulky merchandise. IL will also have most beneficial effect to increase the trade between the east.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-05

 "fal 2T Inches or yards % reader of this desires 10 this office Give the 4196 desired full address plainly will forwarded ma
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
CUTlCURA SOON CURED
HIS FEARFUL ECZEMA

About a year ago an itching hurnor
began TO appear around the back of my
hand. 1t started in to spread and
pretty soon Il covered beth my hands
and got up over my wrists and even
up to the elbows. The itching and
burning were terrible. My hands gos
all scaly and when | scratched, as /
was doing a good part Of the time, the
surface would be covered with blisters
and then get raw. The eczema got SO
bad in around the pit Of my thumbs
that | could not move the thumbs
without deep cracks appearing. went
20 my doctor. but his medicine could
only stop the itching and did not seem
to heal nay hands up at all. At right
/ suffered so feanully that / could not
sleep. often Tying awake until well toward
morning, then waking up still tired.
! am a chef and steward by trade aad
l had TO give up my place, as my hands
were so terrible % look at that they
did not like 20 have me around about
the food. | could not bear to touch
them with water. but when I positively
had to get my hands clean / would rub
them with oil.
This sort Of business went on for
three months ard I kept trying zinc
and tar ointmenss and such remedies
with no particular benefit. | did not
know what to 90, for | was fairly worn
orat. For a long time several friends
kept asking me- wisy' 1 didn't use Cuti-
cura and az last ( thought ! would
First | got the Cuticura Soap. then
Cuticura Ointment aud at last Cuticura
Resolvent. + put rho Cuticura Oint-
ment On at night. covering my hands
with light cotton gloves. FRI the morn
sRa Chs iRei3o f Shs s'oTRs Jould 10
lined with scales, sometimes half as
long as vo3l f'ece.. .e1s.ag rice healed
places where tine scale had been. In
lnon1h ! was cured and have kept so
now for nine months. Ny hands and
arms are perfectly clear of all traces Of
eczema and / think | am well rid of it.
Waiter f. Cox. rs Somerset ST., Bos-
ton, Mass. Sept. %, 1905"
CUT IRA Remedies lT sold throughout The world
ioter DIR = & hem Corp. sole Props Boston
MASS MallS@Tr-c, LIt'cuEa BOoh.)n SGiL Diseases
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31

Williams Bros. Co.'S line Of Pickles
are for sale to the trade by The Down
na CO - A..I---.aA--
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
METHODIST CONFERENCE
TO MEET AT WAYNESBORO
Avoid Harsh Drugs
Many cathartics Tend to Cause Injury
to the Bowels.

If you are subject TO constipation
you should avoid strong drugs and
cathartics. They only give temper
airy relief and their reaction is harm
ful and sometimes more annoying
than constipation. They in no way
effect a cure and their tendency is to
weaken the already weak organs with
which they come In contact.
We honestly believe that we have
the best constipation treatment ever
devised. Our faith in It is so strong
that We sell it on the positive guar
antee that it shall not cost the user
a cent if il does not give entire sat
isfaction and completely remedy con-
stipaiion. This preparation is called
ReXall Orderlies. These are prompt.
soothing, and most effective in action.
They are made of a recent chemical
discovery Their principal ingredi-
ent is odorless. tasteless and color
less Combined with other we'll
known ingredients. long established
for their usefulness i'm the treatment
Of constipation, # forms tablet
which Is eaten just like candy. They
may be taken at any time, either
day cr night, without fear of their
causing any Inconvenience whatever.
They do not grippe. purge nor cause
nausea. They act without causing
any pain or excessive Tooseness of
the bowels They are ideal for chill
dren. weak delicate persons and aged
people as wei as for the most hearty
person
They come in two size packages.
IL tablets 10 cents, 80 tablets %
sentq Remember you ean obtain
them only at our store-The Rexall
Store--I l. Andrews.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
Money Comes in Rnnnl,es

TO a. \. Chisholm, of TreadweH. n. Y,
now. His reason is well worth read
ing For a hong time I suffered from
Indigestion. torpid liver, constipation,
nervousness and general debility" he
writes Il couldn't sleep, had no APP
petite, nor ambition grew weaker
every day in spite Of all medical
treatment. Then used Electric Bit
ters Twelve bottles restored all my
old-time health and vigor. Now T eaa
attend to business every day. It's
wonderful medicine" Tnfallf6le rp-
stomach, liver. kidneys, blood and the
nerves soc at Roses Drug Store.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
MANY CHANGES TO BE MADE AT
sEssloN-BRUNsWIcK WILL
LOSE REV. RosT. KERR.

The South Georgia conference
meets in Waynesboro ON December !.
and there viii be number Of changes
among The ministers Of the confer
ence- One Of the most important
changes will be that of Rev. r. ID
Ellis, b. D., pastor of the Mulberry
Street church. OF Macon, who has
served the church for the fun limit
az four years. The election nf nr
Ainsworth a. president Of WESLEYAN
Female College. at Macon. leaves a
vacancy in the passionate Of the Wes-
ley Monumental church at Savannah.
which he formerly held.
Inc removal of DR.. J. NJ. Loyett
from the Savannah district also
causes considerable speculation as 10
his successor in the conference will
be. as the place occupied by DIR. Low
eft was one Of the best in the con-
ference.
To Lose Rev. Kerr.
u Is with sincere regret that the
announcement is made that Rev. Robt.
Kerr. of the First Methodist church.
viii be assigned to some other city.
Rev Kerr has served his four years
here the limit of the conference.
Many improvements Made.
There have been many improve
ments made throughout the district
during the year. among the most
substantial ng the handsome new
Rose Hin church that has been con-
s'ructed at a cost of something over
$500. This is one of the prettiest
snurches III the conference and IL
-0w d1vuC completed. T1ie nnailvla,
affairs Of the district are all in ex-
cellent condition and the pastors and
presiding elder will be able 10 make
favorable reports when the annual
conference meets.
There viii also be a substantial in
crease in the membership of the dis
trict shown when The reports are
made at Waypeshoro as all of the
churches have increased their mem
bership since the last session of the
annual conference
interest in Conference.
There is much interest felt over
the coming annual conference for a
number Of reasons. though principal
Of which IS the selection Of delegates
to the next general conference. The
holding of the general conference
Is always attended with more or less
interest and especially is this true OF
the coming general conference on ac-
2 count Of the number Of bishops that
are to be elected at its session.
Six bishops have died since the
last session of the general confer
ence and, Of course, that makes the
necessity Of supplying their places a
matter If great Importance How
many will be elected is unknown, but
the general impression prevails
throueholt the conference that the
election OF Mt least six will be abso-
ntely necessary Quite a number Of
prominent divines have been mention
ed in this connection, but as n mat
ter Of fact no one knows who will be
elevated to these Offices.
ne impressions prevail in many
sources that Georgia will not be rep
resented in the selection of new bis
hops though several prominent min
listers of the state have been men,
toned in this connection. Georgia al
ready is represented in the cabinet
Of bishops In the person of Bishop
w. A. Gambler. OF Atlanta,
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31

DO you want the best? Then insist
on aettinu Rob Roy Flou-. Julieth
Meal and Williams Bros. &C, Pickles
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31

Blue Ribbon MIX. Americas heT
milk. Toe a can.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31

Don't forget the great removal sal
Z Hoffman Bros. Goods are going
without respect to cost prices.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31

PalloW's Sun Proof Paints stand all
tests, for sale at CoISON HARD
WARE CO.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
~ ICE
Stat - -foio, Ky Of i
Lucas Cou nty.


i; n. j. Cheney makes oath that
. is senior partner of the firm of f.
J. Cheney & Co. doing business in
the city of Toledo, county and state
aforesaid and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONT HUNDRED, DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrh
that cannot he cured. by tha use of
Halls Catarrh Cure Frank j. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence this 9Th day of De-
tember, A. d., 1886. A. w. Gleason,
tSeaD Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials. free.
r. j. Cheney & Co., Toas&o, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75o. Take
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
HANDS CRACKED
RAW AND SCALY

ltched and Burned TerribIy-Arms
Affected, Too Could Not Move
Thumbs Without Flesh Cracking
Sleep and Work Often Impos-
sible-Was Fairly Worn Out.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31
Both Boys saved.

Louis Boon, leading merchant Of
Norway, L!icl., writes: The bottles
of Foleys Honey and Tar absolutely
cured my boy of a severe cough. and
a neighbours hoy, who was so i'll with
q cold that the doctors gave him ur.
was cured by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar" Nothing else is as safe
Williams Bros. Co.'s Sweet Midget
Pickles are extra me. Ask your grocer
for them.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-10-31

Don't forget the great removal sale
of Hoffman Bros. Goods are going
without respect to cost prices.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-23
STRIPED COAT SETS.

From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Among the best looking coat sets are
the new ones OF striped linen. finished
with a buttonholed edge and worked with
pin or coin dots IN the heart Of each
scallop.
Select a fine pin striped linen with
white ground and the color stripe 10
match the suit with which It is TO be
worn. These collars can be cut In any
desired shape, but the plain rounding
lines widest at the back and narrowing
to a point in front are best for striped
materials.
Cut the collar with seam at the mid
die Of the back, as this gives the stripes
better bias.
The scallop and dot may either be
worked In white or IN the color OF stripe.
Pad both scallop and dot with chain
stitch using soft darning cotton. But
tonhoIe the former and do the dots In
satin stitch
On band Of collar and the cuffs, which
should round sharply at each corner,
work buttonholes TO fasten 10 buttons on
sleeve and inside neck OF coat. On the
proper adjustment OF these buttons de-
Ponds the ht OF the coat set, and too
much trouble cannot be taken 20 get
them at just the right spots.
Plain coat sets such az these are better
STYLE than those OF intricate embroidery
and fancy shapes.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-23
SUMMER DAYS ON WATER.

From the New York Telegram.
The cotton or lingerie costumes usually
adopted by the outdoor girl in the sum-
mer time are hardly practical for all
kinds OF excursions.
Who has not experienced the discom-
fort and annoyance, after a day on the
water, OF having the arms and neck
burned In the pattern Of the shirt waist
they have worn?
Wherefore the girl who spends long
days grabbing or fishing or sailing IN the
broiling sun would be wise 10 provide q
wardrobe for the purpose.
Almost any sort Of old skirt. as long as
II Is not too heavy or too long, win serve
the purpose, although white serge for
yachting and some sort OF gray cloth for
the fishing and grabbing parties suggest
themselves as particularly suitable.
A great many girls prefer silk bloom
ers 20 petticoats. They are quite as cool
and they do not get in the way.
For blouses flannel IS ordinarily the
best. II light In weight II is but little
warmer than the ordinary cotton waist,
and II affords better protection. not only
against the sun, but from chance winds
or rains that may come along.
White duck or white felt make the ira
ditional yachting hats. Otherwise a soft
gray felt is perhaps the best choice.
II is very unwise 20 go without a hat.
Aside from the danger OF sunstroke. the
hair is likely TO suffer from being dried
up in this way.
No matter how inexpensive, II the
clothes are plain and suitable and well
put on, a girl may look smart. even on a
fishing trip. 1t is not necessary to be
dowdy in order TO be comfortable.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-23
WAGNER'S PHARMACY,
Corner LIST and H SIS. n w.

Since this drug store established four years ago, has
been great convenience to its patrons and physicians In
addition excellent prescription work. there carried in stock
complete assortment Of what termed hospital supplies, such
as cruches bandages rubber goods &C. well full line Of
toilet articles.
The soda fountain claimed be of the coolest in the
city rather should be said the soda water is the coolest It
is served with pure fruit syrups.
DR. s. NJ Wagner the proprietor who graduate Of George
Washington College Of Pharmacy, has large number of
friends since opening this store
Want Ads for The Washington Herald may be left here at the
regular Office rate Of word for words They
teephoned without charge from all branch offices direct
the main Office 734 18th and the day placed before
tens of thousands of readers Want Ads The Washington
Herald bring excellent results because The Herald has about
double the circulation daily of its only morning competitor and
reaches about many readers either afternoon paper More
the readers of this paper have all day which get down
the little ads and confused by of free advertising
There old saying that 1T pays advertise The modern
version is that 1T pays advertise in The Washington Herald
The Washington herald., 1909-07-23
LET TIE BOYS RONP.

The mother who wishes her boy or girl
TO be a pink Of propriety. who rates good
clothes and repressed manners above
healthful. rOmplng. and natural noisiness
Of childhood, Is laying up for herself dis
appointment. Either her children fall
short OF her foolish ideal. or. meeting It.
she learns too late she has reared Miss
Nancles and invalids.
An Old doctor who lived next to a big
primary school was asked II the noise and
romplng Of the children at recess did not
annoy him.
mot half so annoying, madam. as II
they were q set Of silent little prigs. fo=
I'd know that the parents Of those chill
dren would be bothering me with their
ailments. Youth needs to romp to keep
well"
There Is an old saying. 1T is better TO
wear clothes than blankets" II you do
anot banker after nursing, let your boy
and girl rough house to their hearts con-
tent. What II Il does tear their clothes
10 wrestle, TO roll down hill, or Jump in
the haymow? Bodies cost more to re-
pair than frocks. and doctors bills come
higher than worn-out shoes and stock
ings.
There Is nothing more pitiable than the
child who IS under constant restraint.
AS one woman said recently 10 the moth
er Of an active and naughty child: 1T is
refreshing 70 hear Of her pranks. Most
children nowadays are so repressed with
governesses tagging after them with con-
slant don't that they have had all origi-
nality destroyed"
Let your children romp all they will.
Choose places for their rough-housing.
Let the children understand that romp-
ing in the drawing-rOOm or In the pres
ence of company is not TO be tolerated.
but the rest Of the time permit play,
though Il verges on b9isteroUsnesA
What II rough-housing Is hard on the
nerves OF older people? Il Is excellent to
prevent nerves In the Riddles themselves.
Less restraint Of children is needed than
most mothers VIII believe.
The old cat can teach a lesson 10 many
"A human parent when she limbeTs her
self to play with her Kittens string.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-23
A BLOWER thnt ExpIodes.

From an Exchange.
The evening primrose Is one Of the
greatest curiosities among our common
flowers. from tho manner In which Il
opens. II Is a trumpet-shaped flower, and
opens about shutdown. If you watch a
full-slzed bud. you viii see the umbrella
shaped whorl beginning slowly 10 expand.
Little by little the folds seem TO grow
larger and loosen. Your attention Is d.
verted for an instant, you glance away,
and on looking back. the bud has become
a full-grown flower. The folds loosen
up 10 a certain point. and then the hid
den springs In the blossom suddenly act,
and It flies open with a sort OF explosion.
The bursting OF seed pods is not uncom-
mon. The violet, the tOuch-me-nOt, and
many others explode with considerable
violence. Of course, speaking COMPARE
lively for they send their seeds often to
distance OF 10 20 Is feet. but the even
ing primrose Is the only common flower
that opens with a bang. All the others
expand so slowly that watching them
IS n tedious business. but the opening
OF this curious flower. no matter how
closely watched. is always a surprise.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-23
CARING FOR THE TEETH.

Prom the Philadelphia Public Ledger
1t would surprise many women who
consider themselves hyglenic In the care
Of their teeth TO know that they were
not. Cleaning the teeth three times a
day is OF little avail II It is not done
correctly. Brushing may be actually
harmful If too rough or in such a direc-
ton as TO push the gums back from the
teeth.
Clean the teeth at least twice day.
preferably after each meal. Never neg
lect 1t before going to bed, as when the
mouth is quiet and there Is no flow OF
saliva dental decay is most active.
Keep your tooth brush hygienic. Let It
hang where It viii get sun and air. Wash
It occasionally In a good disinfectant.
Throw it away at sign Of loosened bris-
ties. One Of these lodging in the throat
may give serious trouble
Brush the teeth gently with a rotary
motion. so the bristles will penetrate be-
tween the teeth. Do not scrub the teeth
and gums, as much harm is done in this
way.
Never neglect to brush the edge OF the
teeth; also on the inner surface. When
not using rotary motion brush down
ward on the upper teeth and upward on
the lower.
IL your teeth are at all irregular, use
dental floss or a quill toothpick A metal
pick is apt 10 injure the teeth and gums
and the wooden ones may splinter Re
member that three-fourths Of the trouble
with teeth commences between the teeth.
When tartar has formed on the teeth
close to the gums have It removed by a
dentist. 1t is the forerunner Of decay.
This should be done twice year by most
persons, sometimes oftener, where II
forms rapidly from overacidity in the
system.