davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
Alone in Saw Mill at Midnight

unmindnl OF dampness, drafts
storms, or cold. w. j. Atkins work
ed as Night Watchman. at Banner
Springs. Tenn. Such exposure gave
him a severe cold that settled on his
lungs. At last he had to give up
work. He tried many remedies but
all failed till he used Dr. Kings
New Discovery. after using one
bottle" he writes. II went back to
work as well as ever" Severe Colds,
stubborn, Coughs. inflamed throats
and sore lungs, Hemorrhages, Group
and Whooping Cough get quick re-
lief and prompt cure from this glori'
Gus medicine. soc and sl.00. Trial
bottle free. guaranteed by Ardmore
Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
PREJUDICE.

-s 10 state, prejudice keeps
ug, o. moro good things than does
.' a. opportunity.
49," ,',,u pass by an article of merit
..ts.' the price Is low. The same
r.,.. 70 double the price would find
a ,ar.r tI ry it. X G Baking Pow
or Soils Tor ouo.third the price of the
a..y Powders controlled by the
Trust
So, * C. IS guaranteed the Best
3.sirr Powder at any price.
The ladies' OF this city who have
cen what X C. Baking Powder will do
refer II TO any other. They are only
90 glad 90 save their money and get
letter article. It's the difference
a.woon Trust prices and those OF
'r. EuuCst competition.
25 ounce can OF X c Baking
rowlcr for % cents,-and your money
returned II you don't like It better.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
Observation-Disclosures

The above is the name of Ger.
man chemical. which is one OF the
many valuable ingredients OF Foley $
Kidney Remedy. lIeNamothylcuoto.
tram.ue IS recognized by medical
text books and authorities as uric
acid solvent and anti-septic for the
urine Take Foley's Kidney Remedy
as soon as you notice any irrcgulari
ties and avoid a serious malady
sold by all druggists
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
HoM,s IhiS2

We offer one Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh tina
can not be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned. have known
f. J. Cheney for the last 10 years
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and ii
nancially able to carry out any obli
cation made by his firm
Walding, Kinnan e. Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cnre Is taken inter
nally. acting directly upon the bloou
and mucous surfaces of the system
Testimonials sent free. Price 10 cents
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipation. d&w
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
A Policeman's Testimony.

Y. J. Patterson, night policeman
OF Nashua, Iowa, writes: Last win.
ter ! had a bad cold on my lungs
and tried at least half dozen ad-
yertised cough medicines and had
treatment from two physicians with
out getting any benefit. A friend
recommended Foley's Honey and Tar
and two-thirds Of bottle cured me.
consider 1t the greatest cough
and lung medicine In the world"
Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
Great Obbac Treatment

This Is a square deal. You sign nothing no
notes. make us no promises, except to take the
treatment.
The wonderful wasserman Test, the only blood
poison test known to scientists. proves that the
body Is completely purified by the Obbac Treat
mcut and that mercury and potash do nov cure
blood poison sit down and write TO Us gly'lg
full history OF your case In detail We will
treat your letter as q sacred confidence. Con.
aultation and advice free We will send you also
the remarkable book. "Driying out Blood Poison"
Fr.a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
the OBBAC co.
2s4e Rector BLDG, Chicago, Illinois.

The fate of the town could have been
no other under the circumstances.
The cessation of railroad building
left the country as it always had
been"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15

history OF inside politics in Denver
for the past few years. was pre-
pared by Mr.. O'Higgins, the mate
rial being obtained from Judge Lind
say
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15

about the suucst object We see rs
the young fellow Who Is pretending
'o De- Dead Game sport.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15

The ncN, best thing to knowing
how 20 do IT, is knowing how not to
DO it
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15

When mans business gets so
big he hasn't time to wave fare
well to the baby. 1t is time he took
"A vacation
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15

The man who takes the world
as It comes" is usually left stranded
whenthe tide turns.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
3O-Day Treatment FREE

You want TO be cured and cured qulck-nOt
poisoned with mercury aud po.ash for years.
% Day Treatment Is yours for the asking. You
viii open your eyes at what II viii do for you In
u month. We treat YOU free for a month. Just
write 20 MS and get the treatment free. Then 10
mcnt you ever took. You can continue II you
wish. Never In your life will you ever again
have such an opportunity for d complete cure, az
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
Danderine
. WORKS wonders.
II producer hair

just IA surely as rain and sunshine
raises crops. 1t produces a thick
growth of luxuriant hair when al
other remedies fail. We guarantee
Danderine. All druggists sell II 25c,
soc and 81 per bottle. To prove its
worth send this ad with l0c in stamps
or silver and Te will mail you a large
free sample kNOWL1ON DAN
DERINE CO., Chicago, III.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-15
j. H. AKERs.

Sheriff of Carter County
ly ". r.. I4ANDRlM, Deputy.
lul12i-3I
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03

Homes have been found for all
the small children Of the late Mr..
and Mrs. Phil +. Thomson, whose
deaths we chroni,led last week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03

Miss Nay Williams entertained
her NJ. K Sunday School class
last Thu sdiy evening at her home
on East Fourth street. During the
evening Class No. ? was organized
with the following officers: Lottie
East, president; Jennie Walker,
vice president; Nellie Bruins, secre
tary Ruth Selbee, treasurer.
Various games were participated
IN during the evening after which
dainty refreshments were served
| hose present besides the officers
were: Arnie Trout, Eliza Walker.
Garnet and May Davis, Muriel
Burks, Inez and Olive Forbess
May Harrington, Edna Steed and
Lou Piles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
An Enjoyable Party.

On Wednesday evening of lac
week Miss Nettie Gordon entertain
ed q number of friends in q most de
ligatful manner at her home OIL
East Third street. Various game,
were participated in until season
able hour when the happy thronc
departed for their several homes
Those present ard participating in
the evenings festivities were:
Misses Garnet ard May Davis,
Eugeria and Olive Forbes. Mary
Stewart Katie Stock, Maude Shell
ton, Muriel Burks, Belle Tingler
Bertha Rife and Edna Steed;
Messrs. Charles ard Earl Combs.
Harry Mcllroy, Edward Williams,
Edgar East, Edward Hazlet,, For.
est Ramsdell, Edward Wright,
Herman Farris. John Shelton, Shir
ley Stewart, Gilbert FARRELL. DAME
Sarver. Henry Stock, Eugene Hood,
Willie Rife and Sidney Jordan.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
Evangelistic Meetings.

The meetings are still in pro.
gress in the Kenovs NJ +. church.
The church is crowded every night
with interested, orderly people
The meetings are of unusual in
ierest and power. The Saturday
night meeting continue q till - 80
On Sunday evening the church va
crowded and twelve more persons
knelt at the altar, four of whom
were blessed. Fourteen have been
blessed since the meetings have
commenced and eight are seeking
the divine favor. Others will come
forward. Meetings every night
this week and also in the afternoon
at 3 o'clock. Rev. MlcCaslin.
"The Pillar of Fire." from Gin
cinnau Is still with us. Come and
near him and you will see a sample
of Old Fashion Methodist religion.
He Is a Methodist. PASTOR.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
ST0FFEL,
Photographer,
1O48 Sd Avenue,
Huntington, v. Va.

The following items were taken
from last Wednesdays Huntington
Advertiser: Wayne Ferguson Of
Ceredo was here calling this after
noon on business friends. Mrs.
Henry Wood of Ceredo was in the
city this afternoon shopping aud
visiting friends - Miss Minnie
Willis of Kenova was an early
morning shopper here today =
Mrs. James Prichard of Prichard
and Mrs. :. p. Hagcr were calling
on Catiettsburg friends yesterday
afternoon.
The following named persons at
tended the Huntington Theatre last
Wednesday night and witnessed
the plaS: "Tbe Honor Of the
Family Mr.. and Mrs. w. w.
Breeze, Mr. aud Mrs. Waskie.
Misses Anna Iehle and Leila Bon.
ley of Keuova, aud T +. McDou.
gal and daughter, Miss May, of
Ceredo. The play was an interest
ing one, the leading actor, Otis
Skinner, being exceptionally good
Bess Johnson has leased the
meat market on Main street of Ed
Smith and has taken possession of
same. Mr.. Smith will devote his
time TO his patent--a combination
wrench and can opener.
Mrs. 5. -. Smith of Docks creek
left last week for Columbus, Ohio.
to take a special course in the
university.
Mrs. j. /. Brady was called to
Portsmouth, Ohio, last week on ac-
count Of the illness of her grandson,
Noel Wright.
See the new adj. of n. II. Mar.
coffsky, the Huntington jeweler,
on first page.
Buy your meat of Bess Johnson
lie will treat you right.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
Notice to Subscribers.

Our subscribers will please bear in
mind the ruling of the Postmaster Cen
eral that if they become in arrears more
than twelve months we will be required
to pay post .ge at the rate OF one cent for
every four ounces, making one cent post.
sge on each paper sent you. If we are
compelled to pay this postage we expect
to charge it TO the subscriber; therefore,
see that you do not become in arrears
LOOK AT THE DATE AFTER
YOUR NAME ON YOUR PAPER.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
Annual Meeting.

The members of the Congrega
tional church society will hold their
annual meeting at the church this
"wednesday evening. Every mem
Der of the church is requested to
attend the meeting.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
CeredO N. E.Chur6h.

REV. w. F. SHEPPARD, PASTOR.
Services, for Sunday, Feb. 7:
10 a. m Sunday School. No
morning service. 1880 p. M,
evangelistIc service.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03
LOCAL NEWS.
U. 5. Brown is improving.


Mrs. Ed Harrington is improving
very slowly.
Mrs. Anna Forbes Is visiting
relatives at Shoals.
Miss Priscilla Cole of Wheeling
is visiting relatives here.
John Osburn of Echo visited
relatives here last week.
A genuine blizzard struck this
place last Saturday night.
Mrs. |. r. Alley was on the sick
list few days last week.
Mrs. Rueben Osburn of kenova
was calling here last week.
Rev. Wayne Ball is attending
revival meetings at Sidney.
Miss Josephine Gearhart was
visitor at Central City Sunday.
w. III. Hunt of Wayne was
business visitor here last week.
Joseph Patterson of Central Citv
visited relatives here last Monday.
To RENT--A cottage on East
First street. Inquire at this office.
Mrs. Ralph Rowe and baby of
Williamson are visiting relatives
here.
Mrs. Samuel Patterson visited
Catlettsburg, KY, one day last
week.
Mrs. Mac johnson of Kenova
called on relatives here last Satur.
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Z. Hanna of
Kenova were Ceredo visitors last
week.
Miss Mamie Cassell called on
friends at Huntington one day last
week.
Mrs. Polly Flanery is spending
the week with relatives at Hanging
Rock, Ohio.
Miss Maud Shelton of Kenova
spent one day last week with rela-
tives here.
Miss Ora Stewart of Catletts-
burg, KY, was calling here one
day last week.
Mrs. q. A. Rowe and Mrs Cora
Jones were visitors at Catlettsburp.
KY, last Thursday.
Thieves entered the chicken
house of D. X. Avis last week and
stole seven chickens.
Chas. Jackson, an N. d w.
brakeman, has moved his family to
our town from Wayne.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Burks spent
last Saturday and Sunday with
relatives at Fort Gay.
Mrs. l. ID. Watts has returned
from an extended visit with rela-
tives at Cincinnati, Ohio.
The little son of Jos. Patterson,
who lives in the southern part Of
town, has pneumonia fever.
Miss Mollie Burgess has returned
to her home at Mouudsville after
visit with relatives here.
Mrs. E. Alley and children have
returned 10 their home at New York
after visit with relatives here.
James Newkirk, flor at the Three
States Manufacturing Company,
Kenova, moved here last week.
Mr. and Mrs. ). Stiles of Wells
ton, Ohio, were guests of Prof. and
Mrs. T.. O. Saunders last week.
We can furnish fine engraved
wedding invitations at only a little
more than the price of the common
kind.
Do you want some engraved
.alline cards? We can get them
for you. Call at the ADVANCE and
see the latest styles.
T. T. McDougal, agent for the
Virginia State Insurance Co., re-
ceiVed daft last week for Nicholas
Copley for the recent loss he (Cop.
ley had by FIRE.
For SALE A cottage, almost
new, situate in the southern part of
Ceredo on nice high lot. Terms
very reasonable. For further par
tieuars inquire of the proprietor of
this paper. IF.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03

Friday evening under The auspice,
of the Ladies' Aid society of the NJ
| Z. church wac q decided success in
every particular. While the wealth
er was very imclemept, yet with al
the making of her beds, Mother
Goose and the Storm King could
not keep the crowd away.
Earlier in The day old Julius Plu.
vious gave vent TO his feelings aud
tears ran down mis- cheeks in large
drops. THIS promised to put q
dampness on things generally,
but II seemed that the people OF
Ceredo were bent on making the
social a success-and they did. The
doors were opened about Z O'Clock
and In thirty minutes Wrights
Hall was packed with eager people
wishing to get a glimpse of Master
! Tom Thumb ahd his beautiful bride.
AT about the hour of eight Miss
Nellie Wright began rendering the
sweet strains of Mendelssohn's we'd
ding march, TO the time of which
the march TO the altar of Hymen
was commenced. The path To the
altar was covered with brides ros.
es, the flowers having been strewn
by the flower girl, Ernstine Stew
art. John Francis Gieske led the
way TO the altar, bearing beautiful
ring. Master John was followed
by the bride, Miss Erma Nipple,
who wore dress of beautiful white
| organdy while bridal veil covered
her head. The groom, Chauncey
Wright, wore the conventional blac
while his features were adorned with
smile that would stay for many
months, Ii seemed, during his trip
across the matrimonial sea. Evele-
ma Davis was the maid of )nor and
Clifford Wright the best man. Vir-
GINA Smith took the part OF the
brides mother and Edward Marcum
was on the spot wnen it came To
being the father, he giving the bride
away. Edwin Sayre was the oil.
ciatine minister and tied the nuptial
knot In manner that would have
done justice TO a licensed minister.
The bridesmaids were atiired Ia
viii and carried large pink roses.
The little men guests wore black
and the ladies were bedecked Ia
white, pink and blue organdy.
1t was beautiful and imposing
spectacle and everybody seemed
well pleased with the evenings en-
tertainment.
After Sir Thomas had taken unto
himself bel p mate the ladies serv-
ed refreshment and within short
line everything was sold out. The
rec' ipts of the evening amounted to
$50 so and the ladies wish TO thank
everyone who attended or assisted
In making the entertainment a sue
cess and desire TO state that these
courtesies are appreciated.
Besides those mentioned above,
the following little folk participant
ed In the festivities and rendered
their parts TO perfection:
Fay Litreal Pauline Avis
Evelyn Stewart Nina Stewart
Lillian FARRELL Olive piles
Christina Hurley Mildred Wright
Nina Sayre Maymie Chapman
USHERs.
Lewis Armentrout Carl Chase Marcum
Willie Mlze Charles Stewart
| Frank Wright Klamath uarsto,,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-02-03


One OF the most delightful card
parties Of the season was that given
by Mr.. and Mrs. Wayne p. Fergu
son at their delightful bone on
Beech street in Kenova on Tuesday
evening Of last week. Progressive
pedro was highly enjoyed by the
guests until a late hour, when a
dainty luncheon was served. Mrs
Frank Marcum won the lady's
prize and Robert l.. Black the gen.
tleman's prize. Those present were !:
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Williamson, Mrs.
J.. ID. Baugh and Mr.. Lee Of Cat
lettsburg, Ky; Mr.. and Mrs. Stu.
art Bowman and Mrs. DIR. Vickers
of Huntington; Mr.. and Mrs. JOS.
>. Miller, Mr.. and Mrs. Corbin,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. X. Gieske, Mr..
and Mrs. Wayne 3. Ferguson. MIR.
and Mrs. Robert L. Black, Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Marcum, Misses Cere
Grothe, Nellie Wright, Anna and
Maggie Kelley, Anna and Blanch
Bush, Sadie Wright and Messrs.
Lee Order, Sam Wright, Drs. T.
n. Golf and II. V. Shirley.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-10-15
Time at the North Pole.

At the north pole time Is nothing
and II one were residing at the north
pole 1t would be unnecessary to wind
ones watch. You are always at l.
o'clock and can't walk out Of the ho
tel without walking south. All times
Of day meet at the pole as the meeting
place of all the mer!dians. y man sit
ting with the invisible mathematical
point right under him would be IN all
twenty-four hours at once, or a TWEEN
ty-four hour watch placed on the pole
could be made to point to the correct
time In every part Of the world. There
used to he something of an approx
nation to this in the extreme north OF
Norway, where the degrees OF longi-
tude squeeze in. until recent days. Cap
tains Of Norwegian coasting schooncrS
will tell you how incOnveDient 1t was
TO change between the time OF Hol-
land at Bergen and that of Crete at
the North cape while correct local
time was maintained. General Norwe-
giap time became Indispensable.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-10-15
The "SiIlinqer" Stakes.

II only takes few hours tO gel
from any part Of England 10 bon as
ter. see the race for iIc -. Lccrr and
return home. Yet ia The Cuachina
times IL journey from London to bon
caster occupied Il couple Of days.
Taking It's name from Il famous Don
caster Sp0rtSHmn. Colonel ST H. ger -
properly pronounced "Sil!ihSer he
race is the second oldest horse racing
event in the country. II was founded
in 1876 and always aruuscs The great
est enthusiasm in the north Of Eng
land. In fact. in Tie prrrailway days
laborcrs living lhty miles away would
save up their shilling 4 for weeks, walk
TO DOncaStcr. see HE ace. have b;
and walk home again.
John Scott. who in his day was Wis
tied by peers. lawyers. poets aud au'
thors Of all degrees. trained sixteen ST.
Lcger winners. There have been
many memorable finishes 10 the race.
and on one occasion q horse named
Theodore. against whom the odds
were quoted at 1000 TO a walking
stick-oflicially 1000 to 5-won hand
somely.
Tie largest field was thirty. in 1925.
and the smallest four. in 1888 and 11S5
4 horse named Ninety-three won In
1793.-London Saturday Review.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-10-15
Entertaining and Hospitality.

l have no sympathy with the tired
murnur of the straining women who
speak of entertaining as II duty tc
society" We all have duties TO socie-
~. but entertaining ii not one Of them.
There Is no more obligation for Il wo.
man 10 entertain than there is for Il
man 10 swap hurSrS j. ID Il nciglbor.
The conditions MS a. =. now exist are
Identical The ne@hbur may desire 10
swap his horse. lut no man feels
bound OH that account To exchange his
own for ii against his wish. Since !
have recognized the market value OF
my own horse and how much | am al.
ways expected to give Ito boot" ]
never swap.
The real and usually neglected duty
to society is hospitality. and that has
an important distinction from enter.
tanning. 1T is hospitality only when
the entertainment is without hope Of
reward. The moment the host hopes
to receive in exchange even a good
opinion, little affection or admira
ton 1t ceases to be hospitality aud be-
comes entertaining. The foundation
of hospitality must be perfect unself
ishness.
The question left US to solve in indi
vidual cases is, Which will give the
most satisfaction as society is now or.
agnized p Ethel Davis in Dishonesty
and Caste"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-10-15
A Travellers Tale.

The passengers were beguiling The
Journey with pleasant conversation
One man in particular, who had the
look of a traveller, told Of long sojournS
in foreign lands and kept them all III
tcrested with his anecdotes. Yes
gentlemen" said he. there Is nothing
like travel to expand the mind. Now
! don't suppose. for instance, that
many of you have ever seen beet root
putting on waistcoatT His fellow
passengerS stared in surprise. NO
we certainly have not" "Or lettuce
dounins Il pair of trousers" No!
"Or n sI,rin.. onion fixing OH its tie and
collarr NO. not even thatr' We'll
gentlemen" said The traveller as the
train drew up Mt the terminus and he
prepared 10 alight. you may believe
me or not. us you like. but several
times in my travels have seen not
only beet root or lettuce or m
onion but whole salad dresSing!-
London Mail.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-10-15
Paupers' Paradise.

The authorities Of Samoa. the little
Island upon which Robert Louis Sic
vcnson lived and died. provide boarC
ard lodging absolutely free 10 stran
cr-s who are unable or unwilling Il
pay for their keep. Every village OF
the island has n guest house. called
"faletale." and here the tourist Is In
yirrd to come and be fed, lodged ano
entertained without any paymen
whatever.
The officials of The town or klingen
berr.on-tbe. Main. In Bavaria. are eX
ceptionally generous. for they not only
providc free beds and free board Il
poor people. but give away big pud
dings every year end 10 all who ash
for them. Klingenbcrg owns severa
pottery clay pits That bring in so muci
money tO The town Golfers that the,
nav all the town expenses and leave
q good round sum over. which Is dis
tributed 10 charity. KlingenberS Il
one Of the few places where taxes arr
unknown
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-10-15
A Viee-cy's Plain Living.

In Miss Juliet FREEDOMS book about
her uncle. Sir Robert Hart, the grand
old man of China" for many years
in CHARGE of the imperial customs sery-
ice. il the following story:
One "f the most influential of Sir
Roberts Chinese friends was the great
Ii llung Chang the diplomat liked
Lis honSehI:d because of he simple
ity he found ,hcre-no wearisone
courses at dinner. but f.h and perhaps
dish "f chicken w rice lncau-
tiOu>ly. ~ il turned oul ne praised this
fru atty to his own Chinese servant,
for The remark reached Lis ears in Il
distorted form. Next time Sir R'sert
went there he had To face Il grand GER
empEial banquet.
You shall not have the chance TO
20 away again and say that you have
been fed like cody in my house.
said the viceroy proudly ut the end
of the banquet
Nevertheless the very simplicity
Of your hospitality w"S what 1 most
appreciated. Sir Ia e replied. But
IL you believe that Id have made
any such remark and if YOU persist in
altering The style Of my reception l
shall not come to lunch with you
again."