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New-York tribune., 1909-09-29

the parade reached Washington Square. Mayor
Mcclellan had gone home while the Tsmmany
cohorts were passing under the arch. as he had
10 catch train. II was noticeable that when
Charles F. Murphy passed the Mayor he barely
raised his hat. Mr.. Murphy's brother. however.
dipped hts flag in salute and smiled cordially.
and all Of the Tammany paraders and leaders
cheered tho Mayor heartily
New-York tribune., 1909-09-29

Three New York University students pitched two
demonstrating squaws onto one of the floats after
a ladder had been removed. Five six Indians
had gained the top when the float started and
the two squaws alongside. trying 10 stop II.
Without waiting the husky young students
grabbed the squaws and tumbled them onto their
hoat before they could protest, much TO the
amusement OF the Indians and spectators
Where the Irish soldiers. papa? asked
little year-old girl in the HudsonFulton com
mission stand YESTERDAY
"Oh, you have already them. dear They
were the men who went by with high silk hats.
Don't you remember, I pointed out Charley Muir
phy 10 YOU"
Why there IS Mayor Mcclellan walking
foot?' said who seated in one OF the
Central Park stands watching the parade yesterday
sure. that's him and his companion"
Il didn't know lie was an ath-e-lete.' returned
tho first speaker.
oh go on" retorted the second, lit don't take
no ath-e-lete 10 walk from 10th TO 42d street. lie
won't 20 way down 10 Washington square Ife'n
yamoose after he gets 10 the reviewing stand
Just then in the same stand n little girl burted
out: Papa I want some more Of those
lady men" She referred 10 tho Scotch bagpipers,
who had just passed by.
The old saying that whatever goes up must come
down didn't sound correct TO one young man, named
William Schwartz who the parade from a point
half way up the Washington Arch. at the south
end OF Fifth avenue. William gained this point OF
vantage before noon, WREN the crowd vas thick
around the arch good natured friends having
helped him up with their shoulders But the police
New-York tribune., 1909-09-29

FURs AND FUR GARMENTS. INCLUDE COATS MUFFs AND
NECKPIECEs OF SEAL BRoADTAT MINK
KARAKUL OTHER FURs
GARMENTS AND VARIOUS ARTICLES MADE TO ORDER FROM
CHOICE SELECTION OF SKINS. INCLUDING
RUSSIAN SABLE AND SILVER FoN
WOMENS SUITS AND COSTUMES QMADEUP. COMPRISE
DRESSES FOR STREET EVENING WEAR GARMENTS OF
WEIGHTS CLIMATES RIDING HABITS.
MOURNING SUITS DRESSES
A NUMBER STYLES SIZES LARGER AND
SMALLER THAN AVERAGE
wONENs MOTOR COATS EVENING AND STREET WRAPS
MILLINERY. HOUSE GOWNS. LINGERIE.
SHIRTS NECKwEAR HOSIERY GLOVES
UMBRELLAS AND WALKING STICKS. MOTOR GARMENTS
HOUSE GOWNS. PAJAMAs. UNDERGRADUATES
LEATHER GOODS
BOYS DEPARTMENTS INCLUDE CLOTHING. NEcgvEAR
SHIRTS UNDERGRADUATES. PAJANLAs. ROBES.
SHOES. GLOVES. HOSIERY ETC.
MISSES COMPLETE OUTFITS OF DRESSES COATS OUTER
GARMENTS ETC. CtInDRENs DRESSES CLOTH
AND FUR COATS. REFERS. ETC.
CHnDRENs HATS
New-York tribune., 1909-09-29
Incidents of the Big Parade
Colonial Dame Rides Float Smoking Cgar-Boss Murphy
n
in Line

cleared away the standing around the arch
under which the parade was 20 pass and that left
William high and dry. II o'clock last night
before three policemen found time to form them
selves into a human ladder TO aid William in mis-
descent.
some individuals. who evidently thought more OF
getting the money than they did OF seeing the
historical parade changed their minds 10 great ad
vantage about the time tho head OF the parade
reached 42d street These had purchased
seats in tho 23d street stand at 81 EACH or there
sbouts but tho actual approach OF the parade Gre
ated IA bull market th"y couldn't resist, so they
parted with their seat tickets at the rate Of SIS
each and contented themselves with viewing the
spectacle from the crowded street corners near by
There was a man in one OF the Fifth avenue win
dows Of the Cafe Martin that tho police would like
meet this morning. He conceived the brilliant
idea OF throwing handful OF niokels and dimes
down into tho at that point. just after the
police had finally by great efforts got the poo
IIc lined up ou IA" curb. preparatory 70 the COM
ing Of the head of tho parade" Tn" resulting tan
gle OF wild eyed nowsboys, and many who were not
dressed like newsboys gave the police addi-
tional half hours work
A parade % Iilputiaus WAS the great historical
raCeant 81 the Hudson Fulton celebration seen
from tho twentieth floor of the FlatIron building.
Massive noats became miniature pictures. regl-
rncnts of men became armies 81 brownies, and even
the mounted police looked no bigger than small
bows on shetland ponies
Nathan Hale. who looked every inch Of his proud
six feet 10 the ordinary spectator near the
level Of tho passing float. became midget 70 the
almost aerial spectators and the fateful tree be-
meath which ho made his soul stirring declaration
appeared 20 b. a trl1inG bush. which would never
bear the weight 81 his martyred body.
The capture of Major John Andre by tho three
patriots might have been mistaken for primary
school hazing incident and the replica Of the staae
Of Liberty became a mere sparlor ornament I'm size.
New-York tribune., 1909-09-29

Float No. $. representing Washington taking
the oath Of office. caused good deal of laughter
at the starting point. After waiting more than an
hour get into the line Of march. OF the Colo
NAL dames-a mAn-sat down in front OF the house
the float. pulled long black cigar and
puffed away sereney.
New-York tribune., 1909-09-29
B. AItnlat1 & On.

%. Altntan & On.
RUGS IN A VERY LARGE VARIETY FOR CITY
OR COUNTRY HOMES.
LACE CURTAINS UPHOLSTERY AND DRAPERY FABRICS
AND PORTIERES
DECORATIVE LACES AND MATERIALS FOR ALL REQUIRE.
FURNISHING HOUSES AND APARTMENTS
DECORAIIvE ARTICLES IN EXTENSIVE ASSIGNMENTS SUCH
SCREENS. PEDEsTNs AND
TABLES. ELECTRIC LAMPS. IARDngeREs BRoNzEs
PORCELAIN VASES PHOTOGRAPH FRAMES. SIG
NEEDLEwoRK FANCY ARTICLES
LEATHER GOODS AND TOILET REQUISITES
34fh srrrf. 1ith ftrrrt arm 18th Aurrrr Arm Frk
New-York tribune., 1909-09-29
%. Altntatt & On.

B. Altn1att & On.
34rH STREET. 35TH STREET 5TH AVENUE. NEW YORK
ANNOUNCE THEIR COMPLETE AUTUMN AND
WINTER STOCKS FOR THE
OUTFITTING OF
WOMEN. MISSES BOYS AND LITTLE CEIILDRENs
AND MOTOR GARMENTS.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
Mental Suggestion for Health.

SuggeSt1ble as is the conscious mind
the subconscious is still more So
Now we know that at least twice a
day we all have brief periods during
which the subconscious is in evidence
and during which therefore, we are
especially suggestible. These two pc
RODS are those Immediately preceding
and Immediately succeeding sleep.
We are then in half-waking and half
sleeping condition, and any suggestion
offered to the mind in that state is in
some inexplicable way, taken up by
the brain mechanism and realized.
Let the worrier, then, use well these
few minutes at night and in the morn
ing, by saturating his brain with sug-
gestions that make against worry and
that make for peace, poise and nerv-
Gus balance.-Rev. s. S. McComb, in
Harper's Bazaar.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
COULD INTRODUCE THEM ALL.
One Guest, at Least, at Dinner Party
Who Knew the Host.

In volume lately published in Lon
don, "Piccadilly to Pail Mall" there is
this queer anecdote of the vagaries of
social life in the capital: Some years
ago an eminent parsonage accepted,
or suggested, dinner with a certain
millionaire, at that time compare
lively unknown. The first guest to ar
rive, having explained to the butler
that being unacQuainted with his host
he would wait till some one else came
who could introduce him, fingered in
the hall. The second was in the same
predicament, as we're the third,
fourth, fifth, and other guests up to
the ninth, who CHANGED to be "the
eminent parsonage" himself. Upon
the dilemma being explained to him,
he cheerfully said: "Oh, come along
with me. l will introduce you ALL
know him."
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
SURE REMEDY EoR EIccouaha.
Science at Last Has Devised Cure fer
Troublesome Complaint.

Did you ever take nine swallows Of
water to cure the hiccoughs? Do you
remember the time some one scared
the hiccoughs away by telling you of a
whipping due for some meanness?
Well, science has been studying hic-
coughs and caught the hiccoughs by
the "nape of the neck" The nine
swallows of water had a little science
in it, and so did the scare cure. The
scientific hiccough cure consists in
pressing down to numbness the nerve
that connects the stomach, heart, lungs
and brain, the pneumogastric nerve.
The pressure partially and locally
paralyzes this nerve and of necessity
the hiccoughing must cease.
Have the hiccoughing patient sit
down and be at ease, with the muscles
of the neck relaxed as much as pos
sible. Grasp both sides of the neck
somewhat toward the back part and
press down steadily and as hard as the
subject may permit for about one min
ute, having the patient work the head
from side to side. Within about one
minute the nerve will be numbed and
rested and the spasmodic motion will
cease. 1t may require longer pressure
Is some cases, but the result is sure
II patience is maintained.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
WINTER BASEBALL NOTES

The salary limit in the "ThreeI"
league is $1,000.
Spike Shannon has been purchased
by the Stockton, Cal, outlaw club
George Mcbride has signed a Wash
ington contract for next stason.
Arthur Irwin says that Joe Ward
will be another Jerry Denny-also that
Jack Knight is now good enough to
play short for anybody's club.
John CAMEL would like to get Pat
tee for Rochester, but Lumley thinks
the inf1elder will be a star this season.
While Charley Sweeney made the
strike-out record-19-the greatest
tanning performance in history was
that of Ramsay at Cleveland, June 21.
1887. That was the year when four
strikes went, and Ramsay famed IT
of the Cleveland team under this
handicap. That was going some and
then some more.
Lave Cross drew $3.50 a month in
the Atlantic league last season and
won a flag.
Jiggs Donohue to manage the Chi
cago White Sox next year, Is the
latest dope from the Windy City. This
is reported to be the program if Field
er Jones is serious in his announce
ment to quit the game.
Roger Bresnahan's brother. who Is
said to be a promising catcher, will
be tried out by the Giants this spring.
Russ Hall. the minor league man
ager, claims that Hillebrand of Prince
ton, who refused to join the fast COM
pany, had the greatest curve ever
seen on any diamond, and that he
would have had Rusie buffaloed If he
had wished to stay in the game.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
WARNER SUGGESTS CHANGES
In THE FOOTBALL RULES
Coach of Carlisle Indians Would
Eliminate Forward Pass and
Modify Restrictions.

The changes proposed in the foot
ball rules for next season upon which
there is unanimity Of opinion, are two
in number:
First-That the forward pass should
be changed in order to bring about
more kicking in the regular forward
pass formations, and that the other
restrictions upon its use should be
greatly modified
Second-That the value of a field
goal should be reduced.
The most pronounced advocate of
changes in the forward pass is Glenn
S. Warner Of the Carlisle Indians.
Warner has probably done more to
develop the forward pass than any
other man in the coaching business,
and whatever he suggests is entitled
to respectful attention. Warmers most
radical suggestion in this connection
is that the committee should abolish
the rule which provides that the for
ward pass shall always cross the line
of scrimmage five yards from center.
There is no doubt that this change
would, be welcomed everywhere, for
there is hardly a single championship
game played in which one or more
touchdowns are not disallowed on this
account. And when such a decision
is made the dissatisfaction is deep.
Michigan's coaches have not yet got
ten over their anger at decision of
this kind which took away from them
their only touchdown against Pennsyl-
vania in 1907.
Warner has one more suggestion to
the effect that the forward pass be
eliminated altogether, and that a rule
be passed permitting a kicked ball to
be caught on the fly by either side.
This, Warner says, would eliminate
the basket ball feature of the game
and would make it football in reality
Another change the Indian coach sug-
gests is that the rule makers repeal
the provision that the runner in TAX
ing the ball on a direct pass go FIVE
yards outside of center.
In reference to reducing the value
of the drop and place kick there has
long been a feeling that such legis-
lation should be passed, some even
contending that two points are enough
for a goal from field. The demand
for this change became stronger than
ever last fall because of the great in
crease in the number of field goals,
especially goals from placement. The
increase in kicking has been received
with pleasure In all sections. The
committee may feel that reducing the
value of the field goal from four points
to two, or even reducing it all, would
be unwise at this time. But if the
kickers continue to score as consist
emily as during 1907 some reduction
will have to be made sooner or later.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
TWO UMPIRES NECESSARY,
SAYS TOMMY CONNOLLY
lndicator-Wielder Believes Double
System Has Long Been
Needed

Umpire Tommy Connolly is not OF
those who think that two umpires are
not as good as one. He knows full well
that the game has become so fast
that it is impossible for one umpire
to do better work than two, or see as
much as one man sees. 1t may well be
asked how an umpire working alone
can give decisions on foul balls hit
sharply and close by first and third
bags. That sort of thing is fairly i'm
possible. An umpire working alone is
liable to run. into extra-inning games
at any time. Again one of the best
arguments for the adoption of the
double umpire system is a man has all
he wants to do to preside at a single
game, let alone the working in double
headers that often crowd thick and
fast, especially if an adverse spell of
bad weather is encountered. believe
that Boston once had games postponed
for four successive days and that left
something piled up. The money spent
to allow no loophole in the matter of
umpiring is well spent. Umpires Of
the Connolly stamp certainly earn all
the money that is paid to them.
1t may not be generally known, but
it was Tom Connolly who first sug.
gested the idea of ruling that the
pitcher must not discolor the ball be-
fore pitching. Connolly is ever on the
lookout for anything that will tend to
quicken and shorten the game, and so
he noticed what a delay there was in
the delivery of the new ball by a
pitcher after the ball was handed to
him and he thought if the pitcher
could be made to deliver the ball with
out being allowed to stoop and rub it,
what good thing it would be for the
game. 1t took some time to adopt the
suggestion, but it finally went through
The ball is now finished without the
gloss, so that the pitcher has no trou-
bic at all in handling the ball. The
foul strike rule certainly had the merit
of quickening the game, no matter
what one may say. The next good
move was to prevent the pitcher from
delaying the game, so it is no wonder
at all now that games are put through
very quickly.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
Value of Shade Trees.

Shade trees should be planted in all
towns and cities, and enough of the
pavement should be removed to let
these trees grow. Many old families
in New England towns owe not a lit
tie Of their longevity to their shade
trees. The healthiest folk are In the
northwest, where there are most
clouds. 1t is well to get away from
the erroneous traditional opinion
brought to the United States from
cloudy northern Europe that sunlight
is good for people. In measure it is;
in excess, fatal.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
Opposed All Education.

The Abecedarians were the followers
of one Nikolaus Storch, a clothmaker
of Wittenberg, who fourished in 1922.
He proclaimed fanatical views that
are commonly called Apabaptist, and
soon gathered a considerable follow
ing.
The foundation Of their faith was
that it was best not to know how to
read, since the Holy Spirit would con-
vey knowledge Of the Scriptures direct
ly to the understanding. They con-
tended, therefore, that as education
might be hindrance to salvation 1t
must be avoided as pest They en-
couraged pupils to desert the schools
and universities and take up humble
trades.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
Watehword For Tradesmen.

Organization is the watchword of
the day. 1t is the part of system. 1t
means force and economy. A single
twig can be, easily bent and broken.
A bundle tied together has strength
that defes the efforts of a giant. The
same in organization. One merchant,
one tradesman in any line, cannot well
bring about needed reforms. 1t re-
quires united action, and this action
can only be had when there is perfect
and harmonious organization.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
pHZ1AH d HzK7DHS

Hugh d. Mcintosh promoted and
acted as referee for the recent Burns
Johnson heavyweight championship
fight at Sidney, and he is the. most
prominent sporting man In Australia.
He is known all over that country as a
fair and square sport and although
only 80 years of age he is a recog-
nized sporting authority. 1t was he
who made possible the enormous
purse that was guaranteed Burns and
Johnson. He is Justice OF the peace.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
The Skylark's Soma,

The skylark of England does not
sing in winter, but in the early days
of spring the great flocks of these
birds break up, and they go in pairs
to hunt for places to build their nests
and rear their young. 1t is then that
the song of the bird is heard in all
its sweetness. While the mother-bird
is sitting on her nest, her mate often
rises in the air, and with quivering
wing mounts straight upwards so far
that he looks like a mere speck in
the sky. And all the time he pours
forth his rich and beautiful song, ceas-
ing only as he descends again to the
nest.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
His EaXorlte Game-Rird.

At dinner one day, says a writer
in the Philadelphia Public Ledger,
some men were discussing the merits
of different kinds Of game-birds. One
preferred canvasback duck, another,
woodcock, and still another thought a
quail the most delicious article of food.
The discussion and the dinner ended
at about the same time.
Now. Frank" said one of the men
to the waiter at his elbow, what kind
of game do you like best?"
We'll, sub, to tell the truf, almost
any kind Of game suits me, but what
l like bes' is an American eagle served
on silber ollar."-Youth's Compan-
ion.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
You Cannot Answer These Questions!

Why do you continue
bathing your knees and elbows
one a. "a time, when you can
stretch out in a full bath tenn
pered to suit you, and can do so
every morning if you wish?
2-Why pump and carry wat
er for your kitchen and laun-
dry work when you can have it
at hand for the turning of a
faucet7
3-Why take chances on
drinking germ-filled cisteIn wat
er when you can get it from a
large reservoir filtered through
the best filter plant South of the
Ohio Riverf
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
The Irony of Fate.

An old Jewish woman on the East
side Of New York was bewailing the
plight of her daughter, who had just
been left vid3w with a large fam
lily, with no one to depend upon for
support but her own parents.
"Oi, OF, oil" bewailed the old wom-
an. THAT my daughters husband
should die and leafe her with seven
girls, and their granfader In the boys
cloding pisuness!"
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
WINNING PUBLICITY.
What Can Be Done by Judicious
Advertising.
BRINGS SHOPPERS AND TRADE
Value of Attractive and Extensive ADJ
vertising as Proved by Successful
Venture of Enterprising Storekeeper.
Print Prices, Use Plenty of Space.

Print Prices, Use Plenty of Space.
Many merchants who pay for space
fail to receive desired results because
their advertising is so poorly arranged
as to attract little attention and not
impress those who read it. Sometimes
the printer fails to make the right kind
of showing, and, while the reading
matter of the advertisement may be
all right, the display is such as to be
unattractive.
1t is always well to present prices
in your space. Pick out SeaSonable
goods and make a run on a few Spe-
cialites. 1t requires only a little
thought to fix up few exceptional
bargains in certain lines of goods.
These should not be sold at loss, but
at a good profit if the matter be man
aged rightly. The principal thing de-
sired is to get the people to call at the
store, and when they call be sure to
make good and prove that your ad-
vertisement means all that it repre-
scented. If you advertise cheap canned
goods, cheap anything, and you know
the goods are cheap, not up to the
standard of such articles, tell the peo-
pie so and have something just little
better and tell them the difference.
There is little use in advertising to
attract people to your store and then
fall down in the craftsmanship part.
The fact that one calls at your store
and asks to see certain kinds of goods
is evidence that that person is in the
market to buy, and it is your business
to supply his wants.
Not long ago in a western town of
some 1000 population the merchants
had an Illustration Of what can be
done by judicious advertising. The
proprietor of a clothing and dry goods
store decided that he would add
grocery department. This met with
the disapproval Of other merchants in
the town, particularly the grocers.
They combined and commenced an
advertising campaign directed chiefly
against him. Small space was used.
They were greatly surprised one morn
ing to find that the object of their at
tention had in the daily paper four
page advertisement. They were fur
Their surprised when the weeklies of
the surrounding towns came out with
one and two page advertisements Of
fering wonderful bargains and to pay
the railroad fare of those who would
purchase a certain amount Of goods.
For miles around the town large post
ers announced the great sale.
Other merchants of the town looked
upon the venture as foolish and pre-
dicted that there was something
wrong, a failure or a fire in sight. Mel
Their happened, but in two weeks time
the enterprising stOrekeeper, who ad-
vertised to sell twenty-six pounds Of
granulated sugar for dollar when the
jobbing price was more than So hun
dred, provided the purchaser ordered
other goods, did q business amounting
to more than $4,000, or as much bust
ness as the average small storekeeper
does in year Not alone that. but he
is still doing the biggest business in
the town. He advertised rightly.-Ag-
ricultural Southwest
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1909-02-15
How Women Work For Better Town.


What are the women doing In the
way of municipal housekeeping? In
Massachusetts, they had nine bills be-
fore the last legislature, in Pennsylva-
pia about the same number and at
%east half dozen in most of the other
states-for child labor, Juvenile courts,
better conditions for women wage
earners, temperance legislation, vaca-
ton schools, pure food, school savings
banks, civil service reform, better pay
for teachers, girls Industrial schools,
women factory inspectors, children's
Fairgrounds, women police matrons,
MISREPRESENTATION in public places-all
for the betterment of the community,
not one for graft" not sob" of any
kind, all clean, wholesome, much need
ed laws.-Ida Hustled Harper in De.
lineatOr..