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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
Funeral Stories.

The great French artist Ingres when
In Rome had violent cold, and Mot
tez asked him how he managed to
catch 1t. lngres replied that 1t was
through attending the funeral Of NJ Y.
"What-N., the art critic?" said Mot
tcz II thought you hated him."
THAT Is why went to see him
buried" said lpgres.
Several years ago, at the funeral of
a well known fire insurance official In
Liverpool. much dctcsted by his staff,
II was remarked that an unexpectedly
large number of them attended.
On one of thcm being asked for an
explanation he said. I'VE wouldn't
have missed II on any account. We
want to be sure that he is buried
The great artist. like tue obscure
clerk. has his littenesses.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
All For the Men,

a parson WAS sent for by dying
parlshioner who had always sternly
refused TO have anything to do with
him before, He hurried to her bed
side. found her In n most coutrite
HOOD aud made the best of his oppor-
tunitics In long extempore prayer,
ending with a sonorUus "Amenr
The last word made her sit up with
Sudden energy. Aye" she exclaim
I'd, ''that's II! It's a. for men and
nowt for us poor women IN this
world"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Al Streets ord Canals Bordersd With
Eims or Lindens.

gina or Lindens.
Tho aver.ge' pu,cb ,own ,s a, =,
tractive nIacc n, tho summer ,an,s.
s,nco nrac,Icallv eyorv s,,oa, 49,, aa,'., .".,
Is hordcred win shade ,rons ,,.,,,",'
sbut out the g,nro or tho sun o,a awan
cool and invi,,rg ovenu.s sor ~
plora,Ion of ,be fo,,.ist Tho hon,,s % =,
these canals are aenera,,v ,orraoaS a.,
two levcls-the iowor ono for wara
houses and tho unner For s.oa. =.
dwoIllncs. but each elova,io, ,s ,,,.,,
ed with trees p'''
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
UP TO DADDY.

.4H
M nanky got metume on ~.
IV6 nm wcr u smells SO sood'
An dad said That him would.
An him reached up on TO the shelf
My dads so awful tail-- m
An got the bottle. cause me couldn't
reach up there at all.
DAD sald' m thinkin' Snookuns,
you was luSt bH- H
wee bit-bigger than YOU are
You'd not have asked for it,"
wonder " my daddy knew
How squirmed round inside
Wheh MN SAID that. because ! had
Dess reached an tried an trleo.
Nouuer When dad puied u ia
pn my hsnky he knowed t&ft
lnat J had asked mamma for IN.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
She Had Lsarnad.

"The hardest thing to acquire, MISS"
said the dramatic teacher lis the art
of laughing naturally without appar.
ent effort"
"Oh, I've got that down fine" said
the would be soubrette. II typewrote
for three years for a man who was al.
ways telling me funny stories about
his little boy."-Indlanapolis News.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
Liks a Mental Moxina pioturs,

Baker People who have been near
drowning say that In an instant all the
events Of their past lives are presented
10 their mental vision. Barker-I don't
believe 1t. Baker-Why not? Barker
If 1t were true they wouldn't allow
themselves TO be rcscued,-Life.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
The ADVANTAGE,

Phylls-I suppose Kenneth's marry
Ing YOU depends on what your father
finds out about him. Mildred-Yes.
partially, aud partially what he finds
out about papa. Fortunately, papa has
the advantage of experience. Vogue.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
TOLEDO.

Toledo, o., Aug. SO--Wheat-C Cash
September and December 7.O7 1-2;
May Los la
Corn-Cash 70; September GO 1-2;
December So rs; May 5S Ia
Aoats--Cash 3S Ii; September IS
rs; May Al S-S.
Rye-No. 2, SO; No. &C.
Cloverseed-Cash 7.O5; October 7
35; December and March 1852 1-2.
Prime alsike $50
Prime timothy l.S0.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
a Social Mistake,

"Bliggins seems unpopular in his
ucighborhood"
"NcS." answered Miss Cayenne HE
was 50 anxious To make people like
him that they concluded hc couldn't
amount to much and was trying 10
butt u."-Washugton Star.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
EAST BUFFAIO.

East Buffalo, n. Y. Aug. 3O.-Cat-
tie 1876; steady. Prime 6.25 a
6.25 a $50; shipping steers, 5.75
a G.25; butchers, 4.25 a 6.25.
Veals-Receipts 1850; active. Com
mon to cohice, 6 W 10.
Sheep and lambs-Receipts $4,000;
lambs, 5.25 a. 7.35; yearlings, a
3 SO; hseep, a 8.
Hogs-Receipts $3.50: tscady.
Workers, S.35 q $40; pigs, 40 a
7.SO.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

CHICAGO GRAIN

Chicago, Aug. 30-Wheat Sept.
open 81 3i close 81 3-S; Dec, open
SO Ia close 93 3-S; May open 81 ii
close 81 Ii.
Corn-Sept, open 65 Ia close GA "a;
Dec, open 55 IA close 55 SIS; May
open Sc l2 close Sc rs.
oats-sept open SO 1-2, close SO SIS
Dec, So 1-fclose S6 ga; May open
SO close 80 Id.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
Reflected Gloru.

II think that Mrs. De Blink acts aw-
fully uppish."
'WelI, why shouldn't she? Her
daughter has just asccnded Mont
Blanc. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Staylaight-Oh. Miss Wobbins. may
] come to sec you again? Miss wob-
hlns-Well, ! cannot see how you can
very well unless you go this tlme!--
Life.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Visltor-Why are you naughty so
much OF the time? Bobby Mamma
gives me nickel every time promise
TO be good, aud she never wants me
to promise to be good unless I'm
naughty. Cleveland Leader.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
CATERING to His Ia.to

ibid you divide your boubons with
your little brother. Mollie"
f"fcs. ma. | ate the candy and gave
him the notices. You know he is
awfully fond Of reading. Baltimore
American.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
ha knew

Mrs.-oh, Jack. Dolly told me the
most exciting secret and made me
swear never TO tell living soul! Mr.
Well, hurry up with 1t, Pm late to the
office now.-Cleveland Leader.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
LOST.

LOST-Bottom half of rcar-cnd auto
mobile lamp. Return same to this
Office and receive reward.
STOLEN-Black-br brown mare. weight
1900. blind both eyes, scar under
left eye, foretop half cropped
$1,000 reward for the mare and
thief, Louis Lutz, Mt. Victory. Ohio.
S-30-Gtpd
LOST--Last week. Lady's blue jew
eled belt. Return to S, W. Cor. of
Church and Vine, Reward
S-26-3tpd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
wANTED-rhe voters of Marion {,

7.75; Texas, a 5.IO; western,
4 40 ~ $40.
Hoss-Rcceipts $4,000; weak, Light
$50 a. S.15; mixed 40 a SIS;
heavy 40 0 S.15; rough, 40 a
7.S5; yorters, 100 0 s; pigs, Z
40 7.90.
Sheep-Recipts 25,0OO; tseady. Ma
tive 2.75 a. 40; western, 3 a
us; lambs, i.25 % 100; western
4 80 a. 7.S5.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
CLEVELAND

cleevland, Aug. so, ,-Hogs-Re-
ceipts 1000; sc higher. Mediums.
mixed and yorkers, S.25; pigs ana
lights, Z 60.
cattle--Recepts 10 cars; 10 a 15c
lower.
Lambs--Receipts carsi Z top.
Calves-Receipts 500; S.75 top.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
Elevator Etiaustte.

''Do you think man ought to take
off his hat in an elevator when there
are ladies' present.
''Not IL he is prematurely bald and
the ladies' are young."-Chlcago Rec
ord Herald.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

WANTED--Iwp experienced makers,
also one good salcslady None 9TH
or need apply. Mrs. Jennie Thomas.
S-11-tf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

William Morris Inc. vaude-
Vile
6-Big Feature Acts-6
Horace Vinton and Edna
Clayton
Greene and Greene
Pauline Arthur
Polly Carpinoi iiNsila
Annette Kellerman
in motion pictures
Illustrated Songs
Matinee Daily at 3
Evenings at 7;45 and 8
Prices:
Matinees 10c. Evenings 10
and 20 cents.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
LOOK HERE FOR WANTS
WANTED-IIELP.

MALE HELP WhNTED--Si per day
and yearly contract given to reli-
able men, advertising and securing
names for mailing merchandise
catalogues, samples, etc. Belts *
Mitchell, Toledo. o.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
Offering Money

Now isn't this man who advertises that he
wants to buy something likely be pretty eager even
he has to pay good price And if the thing he wants
to buy is something you have then it really that
the advertiser is Offering Money to You. And if any
body is out with offer to pay money for something
that you are willing to part with surely you want to
know about it, don't you? How will you ever know
about it if you don't look through the Market place of
the Munnimakers every day? the live, enterprsing,
snappy offers that are made in the little classified ads
in the Mirror?
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
CHEAP FARM HOMES,
TRUMBLE AND ASTA-
BULA COUNTIES.

30 cheap farms from $50 10 SG5 per
acre well improved come and join Us
To see those cheap homes Tuesday
August - 81. Leaving Marion 1850
y, M please notify uS If you are going
Can sell you good farms S35 and $40
per acre. Also 10 acre farm near
Martcl very cheap to cash buyer.
\ Racket store for sale sn,al capital
needed will pay YOU To see II. Those
wishing farms In Michigan, NIanistcr.
Niasin Lake and NcwayGo counties.
Call ut Office and get circulars also
join us to see them September 9TH,
1909.
We also have the bargains In the
Panhandle of Texas, Moore and Har-
tlcN counties. The banner counties OF
the state. Come withus September
9Th, leaving Marion September 9th.
See
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

NANTED-Houng people with rood
common school education. to en-
roll now. for the full work begin
hing September 7. Can and see
us day or evening. THE SCHOOL
OF COMMERCE., Fisher Block,
w. Center street. S-27-Gt
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
LOCAL PRODUCE MARKETS.


Corrected Daily py Chas. Turner & Co.
PAYING PRICE.
Butter. Is TO zoe lb. Lard, 10c lb.
Eggs, zoe per doz.
SELLING PRICE.
Butter-22c to 25c per Id. Eggs-24c
per doz. Cheese--N. Y. Cream. zoe per
lb. Lard-15c per lb. Syrup-4Oc
per gal Sugars--5c to &c per lb.
Teas-40c to 800 per ID. Vinegar
--25c per gal. Salt-$1 25 par bbl
Hand picked Navy Beans---5c per ID.
Carolina Head Rice-10c lb. or lbs.
for 25c. Cracked Hominy-4c Id. or
3 lbs for 10c. Marowfat Beans.-7e
lb. or lbs. for 25c. Lima Beans
10c lb, 3 lbs. for 25c. Prunes-S Ia
to 15c Id. Seeded Raisins-10c and
IL lac lb. Cleaned Currants.-lOc Id.
FLOUR.
Glover Leaf, GA bbl.) s1.75; h.
Pride, Ga bbl.,) s1.75: Carnatlon.
(1-4bbl,) s1.65; Knickerbocker ia
bbl) $3.50; Monarch GA bbl) $1.5O
Golden Flake -four GA bbl.) s1.65
Gilt Edge (1-f bbl) sl.60; Brlde's
Cake Flour $1,75; Gold Medal $2,OO;
Sleepy Eye. s2.O0; Graham (sack) 20c
Corn Meal "a sack) 20c.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

The care OF the health of the people
Is the first duty OF statesmen. Dis,
rasi
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Wheat ...,............. Sl.O2
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
CIuCAGO rRonuCr

chiIago, Aug. 80, 0,--Catte-Re.
ceipts s2.oo0 trosng; Beeyes, 7.15 o
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
Tho Man Shopper.

The man. who goes shopping hasn't any
chance at all.
lie gets slammed aghinst tho counters
and gets smashed against tho wall.
In their elcipent fnir shoppers give him
iolts and elhow pcgks
And In other ways apprisc him they are
Of the gentl@rgscx.
The sh,pwalllcrs directions make his
head he3iu TO swim.
And the girls are patlonizing aud supc-
rior 10 hlIa.
oh, their glanccs-how they quell him.
oh. the fairy tales they tell him!
oh, the Kind OF stun they sell him!
Yes. indeed, his chance is Slim.
- Half Holiday
/ will meet any teachers who need
to take the school examination or
desire entrance cards, at the High
School building, Tuesday morning at
s o'clock.
IL. l.. FRANK, Supt.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Darling
"Y-yes. dear"
"I-P--
"Go on. dearr I
81 am going TO proposc"-
'Gracious. This is so sudden"
"Going TO propose that we go out
on the dark porch aud see II we eau
sight Mars. You know that planet Is
interesting these days"
And right there aud then she insinu-
ated that he could get his hat aud
cane. Chicago News.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.


clean and rcnovate your RUGS,
move, crate, store and do transfer
work of any kind. Phone 1906. S.
kNOCll. 3-29-1yr
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
REECE. WILEY
Nuptials Quietly Solemnized
Sunday Evening.

Mr.. Leroy Wiley and Miss Norma
Reece of six miles west OF Green
Camp, were quietly united in mar
rage at the Methodist church parson-
age in Green Camp Sunday evening
AT i o'clock, The ceremony was per-
formed by Rev. M. G. Wiseley in the
presence of only a few witnessing re-
lGtives. The young people will resiae
on a fam, west of Green Camp.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

FOR SALFi--GOing ont of the music
business ana am closing out entire
stock of Pianos, Guitars, Viulins
and other Instruments and all
sheet mlsic at cost. can ana cx-
amino the stock. G. T., Perrys
Music store. S-2G-Gtpd
FOR SALE-Nlodcrn house on East
church street, rooms and bath,
new VIII sell at a bargain. j. W
Jacoby. Phone li2 or $50
S-27-Gt
FOR SALE--hn alligator hay press
IN good condition, cheap, Phone II.
S-4-2it
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
sToLEN-Black-b brown mare, wcinI
EAST OF WALDO

EAST OF WALDO
This farm contains 90 of ground and is located
miles east of Waldo Contains two orchards. About 20
acres in pasture little timber, under cultivation Good
room house place, and the barn 4ox5o Two good
wells Fences all Price 500 an acre. There is
against this place ncumbrancc of $4,000. We will trade
the equity for Marion property free and clear What have
you to offer aft4
BARND NEGOTIATING AGENCY.
20S West Center ST. Pho no 1887
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
FOR RINT-ROOMS.

FOR RiNT-DcsirabIc business room
on South State street. Possession
at once. Apply to this office. If
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
The Last Ninht He Called

They had been sitting in tue lighted
parlor with the chaperou when he lean.
cd over aud whispered:
Darling
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Dancing lessons tomorrow night in
Schwinger's hall at p. IN. Admis-
sion, 25c. 1t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30

Dear Mr. Munnimakcr.
The Mirror Classified Columns.
Through little Classified in The Mirror c
millinery stock.
fssYseszgTFy j.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-08-30
LOCAL GRAIN MARKET.

Corrected by the Marion National
Mill Company.
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TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR

SrSuneN AIuUluent-ScTlp WIN very
ScalS nnd lInip Came Out by
Ilnndfuls--ScnIp Now CIenr and
New Hair Grown by Cuticurn.
About two years ago was troubled
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that | had an attack OF typhoid fever
and was out of the hospital possibly
two months when first noticed thu
loss of hair, my scalp being still scnly
l started to use dandruff cures to nc
effect whatever | had actually lost
hope of saving any hair mt all could
brush 1t off my coat by the handful.
was afraid to comb IL lut after using
two cnkes of Cnticura Soap and nearly
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and made me feel like a new person,
and it shall always have my praise. .
Mrs w. r. VALENTINE, 902 Lincoln
Avenue, Camden, N. j.
Gardiner, Me. &c was a great suf-
ferer from a female disease. The doc
tor said 1 would have to go to the
hospital for an operation, but Lydia d.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound COM
pletely cured me in three months. -
MRS. S. A. WILLIAMS, r. +. ID. No. IL,
Box 80, Gardiner Me.
Because your case is a difficult one,
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do not continue to suffer without
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to try it, and the result is worth mill
lions to many suffering women.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-10-14
Novelists and Love.
From the London Chronicl

TIOIII
Charles Lever believed that novelists
should retire or at all events refrain
from writing love stories i'm due season.
In his 59th year the author of ''Charles
OMalley" writes to his publisher:
What You hint about a real love story
is good but don't forget that Thack-
cray said that NO old man mast pirate
about love- | remember the Duke OF
Wellington once saving to me, referring
to Warren's Ten Thousand Year 1T
is not that he never had ten thousand
a year. but he never knew a man who
had As to writing about love from
memory, IL is like counting over the
bank notes of a bank long broken.
They remind you of money, it is true.
but they're only waste paper. after
oil
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-10-14
MUNYON'S
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Not Penny to Pay for the Fullest
Medical Examination.

If you are in doubt as to the cause
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as you see fit.
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Behind in the Hauling.

From the Saturday Evening Post
A backwoods1nan from Tennessee
came to New York city for the first
time. He stopped at a Broadway hotel
which is pretty well downtown.
Next morning his nephew, who lives
in New York, came to take him out and
show him the sights. They walked down
Broadway until they got to Canal
street. The Tennesseean stopped and
contemplated the great congestion of
traffic there, hundreds of trucks going
every way.
SON." he said to his nephew, you
have a nice city here, but it pears to
me that your folks is hull passed. be.
hind in their haulin'."
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rough edges and all soiled marks and
leave the book very clean.
White cheesecloth and seersucker are
recommended for kitchen aprons, as
these materials are easily washed and
require no ironing.
over tho pan. the steam will be much
quicker, and the favor will be much
improved.
When buttons are removed from q
dress for future use. they should be
loosely strung on a thread before put
ting them in button box.
When washing fine china or cut glass,
a heavy Turkish tower on the bottom
of the dishpan will often keep the
dishes from chipping.
For delicious tishballs use canned
salmon. mixed with mashed and sea-
soned potatoes. Dip the balls In butter
and toast under the gas flame.
! Butter is used as s;lrnish. Run II
! through q perforated crusher into ice
[ cold water and let II remain in the
| water until it is quite hard
| A lingerie gown will look fresf much
! longer il care is taken TO fill out the
sleeves With tissue paper Whenever the
gown is not being worn
I TO Lake potatoes quickly place the
potatoes on top of oven under Il second
cover. They will bake in half an hour
| with n low fire in the; coal range.
1 10 render musiins, draperies, child
rcn's clothira. ctc tireproof. dissolve n
| littie--a good teaspoonful-oi sal am
noniac in the last rinsing water.
| Cover plaster of paris figures with
! thick coating of starch and water; let
1 it dry on the surface and the dirt will
brush off with the dry powder.
! Ii :: small piece of zinc is burned in
| with the coal when building the first
! fire of the season. the SCOT Will not set
/ tie in the chimney for many months.
I II windows stick and are hard to
open. pour a teaspoonful al melted lard
\ between window frame and casing, put
/ ting Il little on the rope. This works
| like magic.
A mixture of wooi ashes and raw po-
| tatc Is excellent for cleaning knives. a
piece OF the potato dipped in the ashes
ltand used as Il buffer Will answer the
| purpose.
To remove an ink sta,n from a COL
ored waist put the stained portion in
| sweet milk and let it stand until the
milk .sours. Hang mp the waist and let
the milk dry.
| When pairing bananas 70, AN invalid
instead of using sugar and cream. they
will be more appetizing if orange Juice
| is used III connection with the sugar
| instead OF the cream
Baked sweet apples with the skins
on, but with the cores removed, are
\ improved in flavor if a little salt Is put
into the cavity left by tho core. when
the apple is put into the oven.
To make lemon butter. use the grated
rind and Juice of one lemon, one cup
fu of sugar tcaspoonful of butter
and two eggs beaten together, Boil
and stir until it thickens.
Home made Ice cream is delicious.
and not even the little bit that Is left
and mclts should be wasted. With the
addition of a little eelatile it can be
made into a tempting dessert.
White n;lpcr should NOT l,a used for
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would have died, l
believe, but for
Doan's Kidney Pills.
My doctor said the
case was hopeless.
Ny back felt as if it
were being scared
with a red-hot iron.
The kidney sec.-e-
tions were painful,
r d, -
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The Consumers confutcd.


consumer--Look here. Clothes are
dearer tn before.
All my dear sir. you forget that
Il of $40 of / per cent duty has been
taken off OF all wool grown on cross
eyed lambs OF Punkabazoo inyoiced
prior to 1855.
One of the lessons learned from
reading novels is to avoid reading any
more by the same author.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-10-14

this valuable nedi-
cine, Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. 1 suf-
fered from terrible
headaches, pain in
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and so
WeakIcOuld hardly
stand. Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound re-
n%1~nl
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-10-14

Tho U. s. Government has bought %
Gross $500 boxes) Of Rough on Rats
to send TO the Panama Canal Zone, be-
cause it does the work. The old relia-
BILE. that never fails. The unbeatable
cxterminator sc. Csc, Use.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-10-14
Ask Your pruaui,. For Allen. Foo,.E..,

81 tried ALIENS rooT-EASE recent
ly. and have Just bought another supply.
il has cured my corns. and the hot burn
Ing and Itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable. and l would not
be without 1t now.-Mrs. w. j. Walker,
Garden. N. j." Sold by all Druggists. csc.