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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-12-28
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MARION, OHIO.
Your Choice

IL lots on Chestnut sreet.
Cheapest, all things con
sidere din Marion. Those
wishing to invest in this
location will do so soon as
price will advance. Also one
on Church st. at 5000.
We have n cheap home on
Leader ST.. w have a bar
gain on Monroe st. We
have a very cheap place on
Chster st. We have bar
gains on Senate ST, on cor
ner Of Wood and Mound st.
A fine home also a vacant
lot a nice business corner.
We have 25 modern houses
for sale, some great bar
gains well located. We are
headquarters for fin farms
See the Clark Co. always
for q square deal.
III Court st. IL.
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CHICAGO LIVE STOCK

Chicago, Dec, 2S,-Cattle-7,OO 900;
weak. Beeves 4.2O a s; Texas 41O
% 4,9O; western 40 a 4,25; stockers
and feeders $40 "a $50; cows and
.heifers 2.1O a. $50. calves Z a 9.25.
Hogs-12, 900; fair Light sos a.
S.55; mixed SEQ a S.7O; heavy S.35
a SIS; roughs S,35 a. $50; yorkers
$40 a $50. pigs 7.15 a SIS,
Sheep-15,OOO weak. Natives $50
a SOS; western $50 % Sos; lambs
natives, SIS a S.S5; western 5.75 a.
$50.
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CHICAGO GRAIN

Chico go, Dec. 2S.-Wheat opened
higher all around. May lis To 3-Sc
up with selling scattered,
Corn opened a cent up. Selling free
from the start. oats shade high
er at outset with otner grains. Longs
selling.
Provisions opened higher.
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REFUSE TO GO
TO INFIRMARY
Wives and Families of Alleged Black
Handlers i'm Want.

The wives and children of sam and
Sebastian Lima, who last week APP
piled for aid to the township trus-
tees. refuse to go to the county In
stitutions provided for such cases.
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NEW YoRK PRODUCE

New York, Dec. 2S.-Di ecsed
poultry-Dull; nominal, unchanged.
Live poultry--Dull, steady, un-
changed.
Butter--Steady. receipts 1895;
creamery extra 81; state dairy tubs
26@S4; imitation creamery firsts 26@
2S.
Eggs-Irirm; receipts S,S63; nearby
white fancy 45@4S; do mixed 32@S7;
fresh firsts S1@34,
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EAST BUFFALO

East Buffalo, n. Y, .2S--Cat-
tle-Receipts 100; steady. Prime G.50
a Z; butchers $50 a. @.
Veals-Receipts so; active and
steady. Common to cholse $50 a
1850.
Sheep and lambs, Receipts 1900;
slow. Lambs 6.75 a. S.G5; Canada
S.25 a $50; yearings $50 % 7.5O;
sheep 6r G.
Hogs-Receipts 1900; active and
higher. Pigs, workers., mixed and
heavy 3; roughs S.25; stays a $50.
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Real Estate for Sale.

A modern Z room house on n
a main thoroughfare, good cellar,
fine location, nice corner lot, room
for another house. Can be bought
at rare bargain this week.
A good room house with acres
of excellent lard, good we'll, els
tern and barn, just outside the cor
poration line and only one square
from city car line, good stone side
walks are laid, past and way be-
yond this house.. Here are city
and country advantages combined
A rare chance, see me at once.
10 acres OF good level farming
land, in Adams County, Ohio, 40
acres are under cultivation 8 room
house, small barn, good well, also
spring near the house, Can b o
bought for $25 per acre, or will
trade for good Marion property.
Philip Bauer, Real Estate.
Office liz f.2 South Main st.
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TOLEDO

TOLEDO
Toledo, o., Dec. 2S-Wheat-Cash
and December 1.24 Ia; May l.27;
July 1.04 ga.
Corn-Cash and December Ga 1-2;
May 67 rs; July 81 3-4.
Oats-Cash and December 46 3-4;
May As; July 46 IA.
Rye No. 2 rs; No. "a.
Cloverseed-Cash and December
$50; February 900; March 9.O5.
Prime alsike 1856.
Prime timothy l.S5
Oil-Unchanged.
Butter-Creamery 81 a 81 1-2;
dairy 80.
Eggs-Fancy fresh So; current re-
ceipts 33; fancy candled 2G a. 81;
storage "a a 25.
Hay-Unchanged
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The postmarks of Belgium adver.
tise the international exposition oil
1910.
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MOTHER SUSPECTED
OF MURDERS
BY United Press Wire.

Loveland, o., Dec. 2S.-Mrs. Pau
Sunnycalf was bound over to the
common pleas court on a charge OF
murder this afternoon, following the
mysterious deaths of her two little
boys, Lemuel, six, and Russell
three, at the Sunnycalf home fire
this morning.
The children were beaten to death
with a hatchet, both of their skulls
being crushed, presumably while
they slept. The home was then set
on fire, according to the belief of
the coroner, who held an inquest
here today.
Mrs. Sunnycalf was present at the
inquest and appeared to be dement,
ed. She told three different stories
ebout the fire and the subsequent
finding of her children.
Cleveland, Dec. 2S.-Mrs Addie
Sunnycalf weazened and wild-eysd
doesn't realize that she has been
charged with first degree murder.
She grinned and cackled by turns late
Monday during the arraignment be-
fore Mayor Payne when she was
bound over TO the grand jury for the
murder of her two children, Russell,
aged three, and Lemuel, aged six.
She was first seen after the fire as
Caldwell, who lives across the street
from the Sunnycalf home. The
woman wore only a union sui.
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CLEVELAND

Cleveland, Dec. 2S.-Hogs, Re-
ceipts $500; 1Oc higher. mediums
and heavies SIS; yorkers, light and
pigs $40.
Cattle-Receipts cars; steady,
Lambs Receipts 3 cars; SEQ top
Calves-Receipts 200; 10 top.
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THE MARKETS

PITTSBURG
Pittsburg, Pa, Dec. 2S.-Cattle
light; market steady
Hogs.-Receipts 10 doubledecks;
market active, higher. Heavies $50;
mediums $50; yorkers S.75 a $50;
pigs S.75 90 $50.
Sheep and lambs, Receipts IL
doubledecks; market steady.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

MOVING, TRANSFER AND STOR.
AGE-We move. crate, store and
do transfer work of any kind :.
Phone 1905, S. Knoch, 322 Bel
mont.
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LOCAL GRNIN MARKE1,
LOCAL PRODUCE MARKETS
Corrected Daily py Chas. Turner Il CT
PAYING PRICE
Butter. Csc per lb.
Eggs, soc per dozen.
SELLING PRICE

SELLING PRICE
Butter, soc per ID, Eggs, 35 cents
per doZ. Cheese--N. Y. Cream csc per
Id. Lard-1Gc per Id, Syrup-i0c
per gal. Sugars-5c to &C per lb.
Teas-40c to S1.00 per lb. Vinegar
--25c per gal. Salt-S1.25 per bbl
Hand picked Navy Beans--5c per lb.
Carolina Head Rice-IOc 10. ~ 3 lbs.
for 25c. Cracked Hominy--4c lb. OF
3 lbs for 10c. Marowfat Beans--7c
n. or lbs. for 25c. Lima Beans
10c h., 2 lbs. for csc. Prunes--S 1-s
to 15c lb. Seeded Raisins-10c and
IL 1-2c per H. Cleaned Currents
IL 1-2c per 10.
FLOUR
Glover Leaf G-4 bblD, s1.S6: b
Pride G-4 bbl) 1.S5: Carnation,
G-4 bbl) 81. Monarch G-4 bbl.l
S1.65; Kulckerbocker (1-4 bbl),
$1.G5; Golden Flake GA bbl.) S1.70;
Gilt Edge GA bbll 81 60: Whites
Best GA bbl) 81 so: Gold Medal
bbl,) SIS. Graham Flour, zoe per
sack; Corn meal 2Oc uer sark
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WANT EGGS?--COnkey's Laying
Tonic secures them. Get free sam
pie at Consumers Cash Grocer, S.
State street. 12-2S-1mo
WANTED-A manufacturing CoTpo-
ration establishing distributing
office in Marion, desires to engage
first class man as superintend-
ent to handle salesmen, advertis-
ing, collections, etc. man with
enough capital to carry goods suf-
ficient to supply demand created,
and with good references; salary,
$500 per year Office expenses and
extra commission. Address r. f..
Bird, Sales Manager. $40 Schoheld
Bldg, Cleveland, Ohio.
12-1S-6tpd
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FOR SALE-FARMS.
FOR Observation-Disclosures

IOR SALE,-Good cellar dirt. Prices
reasonable. See Leffler and Bland.
Phone 43. 12-14-I2t
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LOST.

LOST-Between Epworth church and
home, a gold collar pin with topaz
set Finder leave at this office or
return TO Grace Horseman, 635
Girard avenue. 12-2O-3t
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LOST-Lcdgcr and three day books
between Court house and Kenton
avenue. Finder return to j. W.
Patten, 723 Silver street and re-
ceiVe liberal reward l2-g2-3t
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FOR SALE-S room house with
bath, cellar, drilled well, filtered
cistern, city water, paved street, al
ley on side and rear. Terms to
suit purchaser. Inquire at 239
Blaine avenue. 12-4-5tsatp
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LOOK HERE FOR WANTS

truck farm TO a magnificent stock
farm and city properties of every
description. Anything you want
from a humble cottage to n state
ly mansion. Fine homes in easy
payments and rare bargains, for
cash buyers. Philip Bauer, real
estate, 112 1-2 S. Main st.
12-11-12t
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WANTED-MALE HELP. ,

WANTED-MALE HELP.
$ \ EAM SNOW DESIGNER
WANTED-Man or wide expert
ence in their design and construc-
ton. ADDRESS, stating experience.
Box No. 12, care of The Mirror
WANTED-FENIALE HELP.
GIRL WANTED---Nt Crafts FOun-
tain. Extra trick 12-2i-tf
FOR SALE-CITY PROPERTY.
FOR SALE-tO-roomed modern
house. Inquire at 410 East
Church street. or phone 9S2.
12-2S-G' Sd
FOR SALE-Ncarly ouc million dol
lars worth Of real estate, consisting
of farms, all sizes, from q small
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FOUND.

FOUND-A watch fob between
state street and queen theater, with
the inita' b on it. Inquire at this
Office 122e2t
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A Story That Varies.

There Is a story more or less DIFF
fused Of a young bride on her wedding
day playing the game Of hide and seek
and concealing herself In one of those
ancient carved chests of large size.
After she had got I'm the lid closed.
and she found herself unable to raise
1t again. for 1t fastened with spring.
and she was shut In Search was
made for her In every quarter but the
right one, and great perplexity and
dismay were caused by her disappear
anee. 1t was not till years after, when
chance led to the opening of the chest
that the body of the young bride was
discovered End the mystery of her dis
appearance solved.
The story Is found In so many places
that 1t may be questioned whether 1t
is true of any one of them. Rogers
tells It OF palace In Modena. The
chest In which the poor bride was
found Is shown at Bramshlll, In Hamp-
shire. the residence of Sir John Cope
Another similar chest with precisely
the same story attached TO It was long
shown at Maxwell Old Hall, between
Winchester and Bishops Waltham.
The folk tale of Catskin or Peau
dane represents the girl flying with
her bridal dresses from a marriage
that is repugnant to her, and as this
tale is found all over Europe 1t may
have metamorphosed itself into that
of the bride who got into chest and
died there.-Cornhill Magazine.
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MAIDS OF HONOR.
Their Position In the Royal Household
of England.

of England.
Maids of honor are chosen by the
queen herself from among the daugh-
tiers of peers. who If not themselves
connected with the royal household
are personal friends of her majesty.
A letter is always sent to the parents
of the young lady requesting that as
personal favor to the queen she may
be permitted to attend at court. As
the position is undeniable and the sal
airy Is $500 year, the request is inva-
riably accepted, and then the newly
chosen maid receives from the Sord
chamberlain the command for her first
wait"
The first thing brought TO the maid
of honor is her badge, which is mIn-
iature picture of the queen set in bril-
liants and suspended TO ribbon. Just
before the dinner hour the maid of
honor In waiting has to stand In the
corridor outside the queens private
apartments. She carries bouquet,
which on entering the dining room
she lays at the right hand of the
queens plate.
The maid of honor sits at dinner
next to the gentleman on the queens
right. This rule is relaxed when. royal
guests are present. After dinner, un-
less otherwise commanded. the maid
OF honor retlres TO her own room,
whence. however, she is frequently
fetched to read. sing, play the plano or
take hand at cards.-Cassel's Satur-
day Journal
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though In unspoken condemnation
Thereupon Hamblin became an enthu-
siastic defender and openly scoffed at
his lack of appreciation
A shadow crossed the moonlit porch,
but the three did not see Miss May
brick till her voice broke In on the
controversy.
"You would not expect Mr.. Staunton
to criticise his own book, would your"
she said calmly Then. as her ear
caught James low exclamation Of Won
der, she added in tone of surprise:
Had you rot guessed that he was an
author. Miss Carew? l heard that you
defended him very eloquently one aft
ernoon I'm the orchard and said good
word for me too For that want to
thank you"
Staunton's face was turned toward
the blushing girl, and in full moonlight
Miss Maybrick could read his seer t.,
If 1t sounded the deathknell to some
hope In her own heart, gratitude to her
companion made her lead the bewil-
dered Alex for walk down the lane
and gradual restoration of his self
confidence
"And l have to thank you, too, Jan, p"
Stanton said tenderly.
But he took her down to the orchard
and told her In his own way.
"How did you guess that l was not
the farmer pretended to beY' with a
hint Of wonder under his gladness.
Jane raised face radiant with the
realization that the new world was
opened forever. "Just because you are
you." she said joyously. Love is not
always blind"
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CROWS ON GOLF LINKS.
One Fastidious Bird That Would Steal
Only New Balls,

The crow seems to be attracted to
golf balls in n way wholly peculiar
from the rest of the bird species. In
parks, where the rock and the crow
abound, one can notice them sitting In
the trees or hopping about the putting
greens In the distance watching the
roll of the ball with direct or side
long glance expressive of the keenest
interest and curiosity, which Is soon
translated into desire to carry 1t Off
to the roost In the neighboring wood.
The Kew gardens adjoin the mid
Surrey course, and In the royal pre-
serve there used to be a fairly large
colony OF crows nesting among the
trees. or this colony there was one
particular crow that found his great.
est amusement In mingling among the
golfers and In disconcerting their play
by indulglng In repeated predatory
campaigns against their golf balls.
His policy was TO hover In attend
ance on those players who used new
white balls only. Those on which the
paint had been Clipped or which had
been used in play for several rounds
by an economical player were always
rejected by this particular bird as be
ing beneath his fastidious attention.
London Field
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Old Thouahts on April.

Old Nikolas Breton. in those delight
full fantasies" 062G OF his, grew more
lyrical over April than over any other
month. One reads such n passage as
this with delight: 1.-THE Larke and the
Lambe look up at the Sun, and the
labourer Is abroad by the dawnlng OF
the day; Sheepes eyes In Lambs heads
tell kind hearts strange tales, while
faith and troth make the true Lovers
knot; the aged haires find fresh life.
and the Youthful cheeks are as red as
a cherry 1t were world to set down
the worth OF this moneth; but In
summe, I thus conclude, ! hold 1t the
Heavens blessing, and the Earths com
fort" London Chronicle.
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Detecting a Thief.

Some of the stories I'm the "Folklore
of the Holy Land seem to be at least
founded on fact. And, indeed, when
we come down to quite recent times
we find undoubtedly genuine stories
that might have been told of the days
Of the caliphs.
Here Is one of Ibrahim Pasha:
A goldsmith Of Jaffa complained
that his h, use had been robbed and
remarked that the Egyptian occupa-
tion had not brought security.
The pasha promised redress.
The next day he came to the mans
shop and In the presence Of a great
crowd ordered the executioner to give
the door hundred lashes
Then he stopped as II to listen. 1.-THE
door tells nonsense" he cried; an
other hundred"
He stopped again.
"The sane tale; the door persists
that the thief Is somewhere IN this
crowd OF honest people and that he
has some of the dust and cobwebs
from the shop on his tarboosh."
He had his eye on the crowd and
saw a man hastily raise his hand to
brush his feZ.
The man was arrested and confessed
his guilt
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A Ch-omatio Iowa Affair

"Marooned!' muttered the villain,
turning white and striking his fore
head
Violet. pearl OF women. had refused
him again.
He lapsed into a brown study. won
dering II he were too green to win
any woman's love. Perhaps she OBJ
jected to his prematurely gray hair.
or could It he that the cardinal virtues
Of his rival outweighed his old gold?
The hero entering, black as thun-
der cloud. readily solved the mystery
There's yellow streak In your he
cried In the hope Of winning my
betrothed, Violet, you have Tilted
Alice. and It has made Alice blue!"
The villain rose, madden than hor-
net, purpllng with rage beneath his
tan. But before he could speak the
hero had pinked him with his sword.
Violet screamed. Terror caugbt-'er
But her lover soothed her.
Red Of him at last" he murmured,
folding her In his arms and kissing
her cherry lips as the crimson sun
sank In the west. partially obscured
by the London smoke.
Epilogue. Orange blossoms. - Los
Angeles Times.
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The Normal Attitude Toward Death.

The normal attitude Of men toward
death seems to be one of inattention
or evasion. They do not trouble about
It; they do not want to trouble about
it, and they resent Its being called to
their notice. On this point the late
Frederick Myers used to tell n story
which | have always thought very IL
Eliminating In conversation after din
ner he was pressing on his host the
unwelcome question what he thought
would happen after death. After
many evasions and much recalcitrancy
the reluctant admission was extorted,
"Of course, II you press me l believe
that we shall all enter into eternal
bliss, but wish you wouldn't talk
about such disagreeable subjects"
This believe is typical Of the normal
mood Of most men. They don't want
to be worried. and though probably, II
the question were pressed. they would
object to the idea of extinction, they
can hardly be said to desire immortal
ity. Even at the point Of death. 1t
would seem, this attitude Is often
maintained.-G. Loves Dickinson in
Atlantic.
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PATHS Marrow Escape From Burning.

PATHS Marrow Escape From Burning.
On my first appearance in Moscow
an exciting event occurred. Just pre-
vious to going on to the platform ! ap-
preached the cheval glass in my DRESS
ing room to arrange the blossoms In
my hair. when the long muslin skirts
was wearing suddenly caught fire
from u spirit lamp. Fortunately l had
the presence of mind to keep perfectly
still while those In the room extin-
guIshed the flames with rugs and
shawls The danger was over, and
naturally felt upset. but managed to
make my appearance and sing my role
In the usual way. However. on re-
turning to the dressing room the extra
excitement was too much and caused
me to faint The news of the mishap
spread quickly. and the manager, with
the artists. came and congratulated
me on my escape. and there arose a
contention for the pieces of muslin the
fire had spared. which were carried
off as trophies - Adelina Patti In
Strand Magazine.
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Looking out For orandma.

They are considerate youngsters In
Nottingham, as most people know,
says London Tit-Bits. A little boy
whose grandmother had just died
wrote the following letter, which he
duly posted:
Dear Angels-We have sent you
grandma. Please give her harp to
play, as she is short winded and can't
blow trumpet"
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To Live Long.

yirchow, the German scientist, said
the way to live long Is to "be born
with II good constitution, take care of
1t when you are young, always have
something to do and be resigned IL
you find you cannot accomplish all you
wish" 1t Is easier to live long with
poor constitution than TO violate the
other conditions and reach old age.
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"Poor Jacy! He never could spell.
and 1t ruined him."
"HowY
"He wrote verse to an heiress lie
WIS In love with, and he wrote honey
for 'b0nny' New York Journal.
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Well Rehsarssd.

Stage Manager-Remember, Bangs.
we are depending on your baby to cry
Justify in the third scene. DO you
think he'll do his part? Actor Father
He ought to, SIR. He's been rehears-
ing night and day.--Boston Transcript
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Classified.

"She is clergyman's daughter, you
said, didn't you" inquired young
man Of q friend who had introduced
him.
YES" was the reply. Hes the rec
tor, his wife's the director. and she's
the misdirector London Stray Stories.
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Like one Of the Family.

Wigwag-BJones says that when he
Ia at your house he acts just like one
Of the family. Henpeckke-Yes; he
seems to be just as much afraid Of my
mother-in-law as am.-Philadelphia
Record.
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lines Revenge.

II wonder II everybody will have
what he wants a hundred years from
now"
II doubt IT, The men will then prob
ably be agitatlng for the suffrage."-
Louisville Courier-J Journal
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unol. Sam Reject. Own st.mp..

Thomas A. Daily, an Indianapolis
lawyer. was laughing at himself the
other day for sending stamps to the
government at washington in payment
for n patent circular. A few days lat
err he received letter stating that
stamps could not be accepted.
at never occurred to me they
couldn't use stamps" he said, laugh
Ing. But hey use frank, and OF
course they wouldn't want stamps. AL
the government could do would be to
sell the stamps over again, and 1t
might as well get the money In the
first place. Indianapolis Star.
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A Reflection.

ITO my annoyance" she said, II
found he had lock Of my hair How
he got 1t ! can't imagine"
The older girl smiled oddly.
"When you were out Of the room,
perhapsi" she azarded.-Cincinnat
ENQUIRER
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His Funny Look.

Say. Daisy, did yer see when took
mold Of yer hand the funny look yer
ma gave meY
go on, Tim, ma didn't give 1t to
yer; you've always had it."-Life.
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ons Reousst.

Medium-Is there any question you
would like to ask your first wifef Bit
ter-Yes; would like to ask her to
give my second wife her recipe for
mincemeat--KA City Journal
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tOChildren

Ask your doctor how often he prescribes alcoholic
stmuant for children He will probably say Every, very
rarely. Children do not need stimulating" Ask him
how often he prescrbes tonic for Them He will prob
ably answer Very, very frequently Then ask him
about Ayers nonacohcic Sarsapara tonic for the
young Follow hsa vice II knows &c Ayr Co, LovsH Moss
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