The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-23

snouio say so' ne can tuIn evstS bright. jingling dollars" Empress of China has sent the fatal l yellow cord to Yuan Shai Kai. You know the receipt of this cord in China means that the fellow who receives 1t | must put 1t around his neck and go | hang himself. If he doesn't some of do the job for him. What pity the silk cord can't be sent to the slayer of little Elsie Sigel,
 We'll, whatever you may say of the Gould divorce case 1t makes spicy reading for the languid summer days.
 No word has been received from Bwano Tumbo for severay days. Sure ly the wires are down. Ida Tarbell says she is by no means through with John D. Rockefeller and the Standard oil Company. Meantime 1t all runs of John DIS back like wa. ter off of duck, or we should say oil.
 In Milwaukee Peter Ciezscewski is being tried for the murder of Mrs. Stasia wojcieskowski When the lin- they feel like committing murder them selves.
 Mfr. Taft has won the heart of ev.
 
 that baseball is the manifest of all games.
 Chicago shoemaker married for the ninth time yesterday. shoemaker, stick to your last"
 Inconsistency of man! He doesn't mind pretty girl pulling his whiskers at All, but let safety razor attempt to do so and he will swear like q trooper.
 Denver had parade of waterwagons the other day! Now Nashville, Memphis low suit or. the first of T! next ss1n month. Ft1t How times have changsdGa few short
 years And strenuously applied 1t while.
 We writhed in misery on his lap. Today 'tls different-on the car We hang as strenuous to strap. But 'tis to keep the iurching car
 From hurling us in some fat girls
 lap
 Physicians have pronounced Colonel Roosevelt color blind. We knew this long ago Seems as though the physi- clans are little late In making such discovery.
 Sweet girl graduate of today seems to wear more pink ribbon underneath her peekaboo waist than on her essay. as formerly was the custom. Chicago surgeons have successfully grafted the leg of lamb onto the leg of an elevator boy. However. we'll bet briekbat against fence that he won't be any more lambiike in his dis
 Carrie Nation is now engaged In making and raising saurkraut Some how or other saurlkraut always reminds us of beer. Oh, Carrie. Carrie! Is 1t possible?
 Buffalo News says "the most over summer girl" Perhaps SO, but what would life be without her in all her painted. perfumed. powdered and up- holstered peek-a-booty.
 Republican Party is as forgetful of keeping its promises as the average summer man when he is lying to a pretty girl
 Gouid's account However, 'tis but the natural inclination of a woman to put money in stockings, so she can have something to show for rainy day,
 Rain is not only detrimental to the | farmers crops, but to the baseball games as well. Therefore "old Mister Rainy Wea tner am des about de most undesirable citizen ob de day" sayeth Parson Snowfall
 And now they say Mrs. Gould wa. not only eXtravagant but snored like saw mill This last thrust no doubt cut her like buzz saw. +
 WItchery of June. Where the lilies lean an whisper
 So shyIy of their love. Where the zephyrs stir the roses
 While softly coos the dove. 1 Where fire flies are brightly fitting
 Down the path I love to roam. Is a twilight framed picture Of home Where the sweet megnolia's flooding
 All the air with its perfume. | Where the mocking bird is warbline
 An the whole world seems a-bloom By the old front gate two shadows
 From the other days I see | Where she used to say goodnight
 To me.
 Oh, the same old moon is shining
 And the same old flowers bloom, | And the air Is just as fragrant
 With uIagnoliars sweet perfume. And my alien heart is longing
 From my city window here, But things couldn't seem the same again
 I fear.
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