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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
Bic gesesnuns &aiier 1iibelm's NIT
benz G5aren ppriber.
g erItn. s. Mlio,

SerltU II, o. NuQ.
No6 1eften lit cine aaiIers 3uiams
menfunft 10 obne iesli6es @eprdnse
unb obne 2drm bon itatten se9angen,
tpie Die geitriee gptrebue 5piIden
Scatter @ilbeIm unb Dem gaaren. gs
mar io5uiasen elm fIiesenber geiub.
Der nur fpenise Wimuten LANCER
balerte nIs bic Sabrt bes g3areu NIT
&aiier @ilbelm an 0oro Der rniii<
ihen &aiierpa1t bon Nenbsburg biz
3iel. Iaes bat ii6 in aIer Stile
pouis prosrammsemdB ab9epidelt
uno lit in aner Stiue poriibergegans
gen. = in aler StiIe aud fir Die
Die Holitif.
Dos ein5ise. mas BEL Der 8egeas
nung in tpeiteren &reileu Iufieben
nnb 5tpar nerorieBIides Iufieben err
reste, iparen Die enormen Ibipers
runss : Mabreseln. an beren Surds
fiibrrng aIber etipa 100 riiiii6en
@ebeimbeamten nno Der &ieler &riz
minal, Yoli5ei Nilitdr in NaIe bers
nnse5osen ipar. 9as -sauSe &analz
@ebiet mar Dem @erfebr b~oIlitdnbia
~ent5oaen. Die Yaiiase mar fir Sanz
beIsidiffe einen gan5en Tag geiperrt.
mnb Die &analmiinbung ON Der Soltes
nauer Shleuie ipar iufol9ebeiieu pous
gepfropft bon Snbr5eugen.
Ibenns reiite be 8aiier. nnfbem
er iid bonn G5aren perabihiebet. bon
&iel nad GIepe. mo ii6 Der Wonard
nit Der 3ailerin trifft. UNI moraen.
@ontag an Der Subelfeier Der Stabt
tbeil3nnebmen.
Glebe besebt Die Seier Der 300s
idbri9en 3useboriefeit 5ur @arf
9ranbenburg. an Die eS I'M Sabre
1903 na6 grloiden Der ber5osliten
9inie bnr6 ben Sob 5er5os So6ann
@ilbelm's gefalen lit unb bel Der
es nad @eilegung bes SiilibsgIene'
ifen Carbohydrates 1866 5uiamniem
nit Wtarf unb Mapeusbers blieb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
Sin Giienbabnunsliif In Colorado
fprbert nenn WeniGenleben.

colorado springs, Colo.
IA. Iuguit.
Spei 8iiee ser Senber & &io
8ranbe : Sabn, go. s nnD SO. 1,
itieBen pieien Morgen nm 1925 llhr
ettpas oitlid non Suiteb. Colo. 5us
iammen. Neuu Seriouen iinh ses
tootet unb ettpa 80 perlebt. Ofe
2ofpmotinen unb pieie Der @ascn bon
beioen 3iisen iino ldpcr beidaoigt.
WiBahtlns eincs 8efebls iou eas
llnsliid neraulaBt baben.
@liidlihermeile balerte es niht
LANCE. biz bon mebreren Srten SiilfSs
5iige eintrdfen, Die Die Yerpunbeten
nah Soipitdlern brahten.
2tucoln. Hebr.. IA. Iug.
Sci einem 8uiammenitoB bon 5lpet
Srabt5iigen Der Chicago & &od $50
lamb iinb Der Taciiics8a BEL Nods
forb. Nebr.. ipobei iieben Yerionem
perIebt puroen. Sas llngliid fano
in Der Naht itatt. 9rei 9ofomotiben
nurben 5eritort. 9ie Nidtbeadtuna
elmer Gnorbnuns foa bic &atitrpphe
beraulabt baben. -
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
tbum" 5u be~fiirtpprtcn. Sn Der beu<
tigen Tormittagss Sibuug iprroe elm
Gdbelgrnmm Des Sapltes perlelen.
8tttSbura. 30. 10. Wuto

YittSburg q, Ya., IL. Iltg.
Su Der GdllfSiibuns Der inner
icdn federation of Catholic Societies"
iplIroe ~folsenbes geamte getpGblt:
Yrdiibent, gbipdto q. Sceneb als
@rooilpn; @ice : Trdiioeutcu. S. 9.
@olfors aus Neiparf, g. S.; Sbpmns
q. Slpnn ans Gbieoso, SH.; s.. 8.
stronger aus ct. Saul. Iinn.; Sn.
8eBling aus Bottom, Raii.; s. S.
5pnes aus @uffaIo. 81. g.. nno Soiepb
%. Gonron aus Cincinnati. Ohio;
Sefretdr, Gntbonb Iatrt aus ct.
2ouis, &c.; Shnsmeiitcr. Srul
gli5abetb @ooeers aus Chicago, Sll.
Sum ACKNOWLEDGEMENT in, udobiteu
Sabre purbe Ncp Orleans bcItimmt.
Iuf bicier Gften Contention
ipurbe bereits elmer aagemeinen SoSez
ration Der &otbplifen aaer Gambler
bag @ort 9cfprodeu ais bos bette
Wtittel Der @ertbeioiguns fatboliidcr
S~ntereiien.
/. Iit 0ennatbunns fam conitatiert
tperben. bab fat Die SGlftc Der amipez
ienben Selcgaten 9eutide tparen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
Suuscrsnptb IN Guerrero.

@erico Gitb. Rerifp. 8. Iig.
Cine 8unaersnotb iheint i'm Staatc
Guerrero ausSubreheu ais Solee beS
in Lester @ohe ltattgefunpenen @rbs
bcbens. aae Sorten Sri6te uub &C.
milie iinb aroBtcntbeils abseitorbcn,
nno meilenipeit iiebt MAJ fein grimes
Nelo mebr, Sas eleftriife 9iht lit
nod in feincr Stabt pieber berseiteIlt
ipnrben, 10 baB Die 2eute in ncr Suns
telbeit nmberirrcn, ibr Sdidial be-
ipeinen. nno nm Grloiung beten. Sn
allen Stdoten. Die niht bon benz linz
aliid betroffen purben, iperbcn
Sammlun9en peranitaltet. nun ben
bunsrisen Sboadloien 5u beIfeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
Sie Streifer In Sfmeben ,uullen ben
9ampt bis sum bittcren Gmbc
sfiibren.
g d boIm Q. Iro.

g to b 0 | NJ, 9. Irg.
Sic Stpeite @ode Der @rbeitcrpir<
ten III S6iueben. bic jest be9aun,
bradte feline 26inng Deg goniliftes.
Sic @dnner, Die bereits am gnss
ifano iino, bermebren tire 3abl. ins
Dem Streiffrennbe aus anbcrcn &C.
iperbcn ii6 ibnen onidlie6en. Sic
Snrmer : Tereinigrns appellate an
Die 8iirger ale &lnHen. ibmen Az
belfen, baB iA tire grnte einbrtaaen
fonnten. Sic f6nnen fpe9en bcs Iiiss
itanoes Der Sarmarbeitcr ibr @etreibe
ntdt einbringen. =
) StodboIm M, s. gua.
Ser infol9e bes 8eneralz Streifs
eingetretene Stiaitano I'M @eiddftsz
ieben beg 2anSes lit 10 bebenfli6, baS
8onig @uitab iiD in's IHittel aelegt
bot. Inn einen Iusglei6 an er5ielen.
Ser &onis bat beilte an bie itreitcn<
ben Yarteien cine 9otihaft geidbift,
III Der er le ermabnte, 10 bolb ipie
irgeub mo9lih 5u elmer giniauna All
fommen. unb in Der er ifiebsaeri&tz
fHe 8eilesun9 Der Strcitfraaen
empfabl.
Nadbem bes 96nias gotIhaft in
elmer &abinettsiisung am Samstag
berIeien unb sebiligt iporben ipar, bat
Der @ouard Die Siibrer Der beiben
Yarteien, 9ireftor bon Spopip bonn
Irbeitgeberperbano nnb EQUATOR
2inbequiit. ben YrGiibenten bes Sc
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 5u elmer Gonfez
reno berufen. Sas graebnib oicier
gonferen5 lit nod nidt befannt ges
porben. bod iparen offenbar Die ges
mIbunsen bes &0nigs i'm Gimme elmer
frieoliden 2Diung bcs Gonftifts pers
eebli6. benin. ipie beute Mbeno anaes
filnoi9t plrbe. miro bon moraen ieoes
Sradt@ ober aubere Subrtperf, beiIen
&iti6er fein Unions G~rlaubnib gbSeis
den trdgt. BON BEN Streifern anaes
balten perben. 8ie erfldrt pirb, iou
audi BEL SiibrtperfbeIibern, Die ibre
eigeuen 8asen fltidieren. feline Iiiss
nabme gemaht iperben.
Ser Mrbeitaeber : 8erbanb sablt
tdglib $4,000 CUR tlnterItiitung
ieincr finan5ieu ibipdderen Mitalies
Der. Ser Saar6citaub in Der @ers
%banbsfaiie reiht bierfir auf brei
@ohen aus. unb tpenn er erihopit lit.
10 bat Der 8erbanb nod einen Hes
icrbefonos bon $4.50O,0 900, Der
epeutlea berange6osen iperben lam.
Die Streiter bcfommen tdglih groBe
Seitraae nus 9dnemarf. Norpescn.
Sinlanb. 9eutihlanb, Gumdnien llno
1ul9arien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
GtpdhnIm. Ia. Mun.

SIO q y D ! III, If. NIH.
6eltte Rprgen 6errIbte Hitbe INT
2anhe. unb InSeihen iinb porbanOen.
odB Der 8enerals Streif, Der bpr elmer
8ohe aufsenommen tpurbe. iih als
elm SebliGIag ertpeilen ipirb. Mrbei,
ter Der peribiebenlten @eiperbe nebs
men in itduois padfenben Mensen
Die geippbnten Yflihten tpieber aut
0as Organ Der @eiperflhaften. .Sie
Gntiport", lit Die ein5ise Seitiing. Die
beute Wtorgen in regelmdbiser Sprm
berausgegeben tpurbe. Sie anberen
3eituneen neroffentlihten feline, nit
Der 6auopreIie geDriidte 8Idtter.
8ouhdnoige 0fube berriht iiberau.
nnb man iiebt ni6ts bon beionbercn
Mabreseln Der Gegierung. I'M Inns
riben por5ubeigcn. trpebem befannt
lit, Oieielbe fir Notbfdlle beionbere
Ypli5eis unb SriIppen : Mufgebote in
gereitiGdft bdlt. 2ebensmittel iin0
ipieoer reifli6 norbanben. uno Die
PreiIe fir oielelbeu iinD pieber norz
male aetporoen. StraBcnbabn> uno
Bagenperfebr lit ntrbcr beraeitcIt,
nadbem Die Staot ben &utlcberu nit
grt5iebuns ibrer 2i5enlen geDrpbt bat.
Gin Streif Der @abnange1tenten lit
misunderstanding Dn bic 2eute iiird1z
ten. ibre Yeniions : NnipriiGe I'M
Sale etnes Streifs gu berlieren. Die
5beater uub gdies in Der Stabt iino
iebeu MbenD gut beinht.
Iits berIhiebenen Snouitries
Gentren i'm 2anbe fpnlmen Nabrihs
ten. bob bic Nrbeit tpieber auiqenoms
men tpurbe. Die NngeiteQten Der
8abnen. S%elesrapben> mnb Eelepbons
aemter 6ielten am Oienstas cine itiir.
mil6e Veriammlung ab, bod lit iiber
bas &eIuItat berfelben nifts befannt.
Sie %anerfannte ~finan3iene Sdtpd6e
Der Stteifer mdbt einen @rfola Der
8eipegung mebr unb mebr problemas
tiId.
Sic Sfreifer. refp. Die Getperfs
idaitler ielbit balten muiterbafte
Srbnuns. I'm jeben eetpalttbdtisen
Iusbru1 innerbaIb ibrer eigener
Heiben 5u perbiiten. Nu9 bat ber
Staat ielbit pegen ettpaiser offents
Iiher 1tnrriben seriisenbe Sriippen
pStSt. <tutIs ppN 6uL Ottz
leeung Der 3piiisfeiten ieitens ben
aupitaliiten unb gum frieolihen Niiss
gleih Der Streitpnnfte meIbet oer
aabeliunse nidts. unb bas lit fem ses
iunoes Seiden.
StodboIm. 10. Iug.
Die @iidfebr Der fhtpebiihen
arbeiter- bonn Streif mnfte audi an
9onnerstas quite Sorti6ritte. unb Die
als Streifbre6er aueeporbenen aiss
ldnbiihen Irbeiter fperben nad nnb
na9 in ibre Seimatb entlaien. Ion
DEN 100000 Irbeitern, bic in Der
ihtpebiiden Snbuitrie. aussenommen
Die Observation-Disclosures unb 8abnbe.
triebe. beIddftist iinb. i~treifen $685.
1872 Idnn. bod febren ieben Tag
nere Shaaren fpieber CUR Mrbeit
Suriid. Man nimmt an. bab audi bic
gugelteIlten Der aroben Sdsemiiblen
balo flein beigeben tperben. ba lire
Iittel erihopft iinb; Tie baben eineu
Iufruf I'M 8eitrdge e%rlaiien nit Der
lleberihrift: Ser Sunser itebt Dor
Der Sbir", nno betteln in Den 2anos
be5irfen nm Nabrung.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
9n6nque, Sowa, Siensma bn IL. Angut 1909.
Sabrgang 80.

@ouberneiir bon MeliIla, selang es,
burd l1nterbnnolnn9en nit ben 8aios
Der Stdmme, i'm Stunt b. s. Die IrS
beiten tpieoer mlfnebmen 81 lafen.
Die 8er9leute bieltcn lid onrf Die
Strettmaht bon Ylelilla, Die bdufig
Streiftpa1en ausiaubte. fir 9eiidert.
erfolgte am 8. Silt Der gnsriff,
ben Der jesiee Infiibser, Der &aib
Gbalbt. elm friiberer Sruppenfiibrcr
oes Nosbis. aisfiibrte, neil linn elm
Intbeil an ben Geiddften Der Berg
iperts : Geielidaften beriagt poroen
mar. @ier ipaniiGe Ser9leute lieben
babel ibr 9eben.
Wan fpin nun Dem 8anb9elinbel
cine 2eftion ertbeilen. aber aus bieiem
neren Warotfo : Gbenteuer iheinen
Den Spaniern e~beniooiele S6tpierig@
teiten au entiteben, pie ben Sran5oien.
bic iib bente freuen, baB lie tpicoer
aus benz @eipenneit berdus iino. Sn
Spanien ielbit aeitieren Die So5iaS
ItTen unb ote Hepubltfaner
aIIentbalben eeeen Die ar~iegspolitif.
Oas Seer basegen lit fir ben &rie9;
es lit besierig, iein i'm Sabre 1898
gef6mdlertes Inieben tpieperber5ns
5teIen. Sic 0fientlihe Reinung i'm
Insemeinen lit Dem 8ebanfen elmer
@ebietserpeiterung IN Noroafrita
nidt abbolb.
l~1ebriesns lit Die redtlide Gage IN
benz borliegenben Sale biel flarer.
Spdnien fann iid duf feline friiberen
8ertrGge bon 1859, 1898 unb 1895
itiisen. gen1db nelden Der Sultan Die
Yfli6t bat. Die ipaniihen Yreiioios
geaen ueberfdIIe 5u ii6ern. Ser
Sultan bat bieS unterluiien, uno oesz
balb mub Spanien ielbit Die arbeit
tbun.
@emdb Der Ilgeeiras : Ifte ion
Gpanien iih nit benz Sultan beritdItS
bigen. 5batIdblth meilte bieier Sage
in Wabrib cine 6onbereeianbtf6aft
@iilap Safibs. Der NIT benz ipanii6en
&abinett perbanoelte. Iber- tpas
beIfen bic 8erbanbluneen. ba ia Die
IN Srage itebenben Std,nme benz
,Snltm Die @ebietsboteit iiber lire
8eseilb nift 5uerfennen? Sas lit
ebcn bas Neiblide in benz @erbdItniHe
@aroffos 5u ben europdii6en Natios
men. bnB bic Mbma6uneen BEG SilS
tans bon ben StammeszO berbduptern
ni9t anerfannt tperben. limb tpenn
es einmal elmer 9ation seIingt. oies
an erreiben. bann iist pl0blid auf
benz Sultanss Tbron cine neue iheris
fiide Waieitdt. bic srinienb erfldrt.
tie belize Die Nbnta6ungen bes geebrs
ten GERM @orsdneers niht gut.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
Gin SeitmuaSmann wirb Toliseidjei
BON Chicago.
6 htcaap, Su., 8. Nll

gu y % Ou'' o. VHU'
Yoliseidef. George Gbippp bat fem
Imt n~ieoereeleet uno Barnard S.
WuaaMep ipirb iein Na6fol9er tpers
ben. 2ebterer mar 3eitunssberihts
.erltatter nnb ipdbrenb Der lebten Belt
Yripatiefretdr bon @abor 8uHe.-
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
Ger 5treik In Sdtmeaem.

Die @iheritanbsfraft bes ,0eneral"s
Strcits ihcint s~cbruden. - Npr.
male Serbdltuiie berridJeu tpieber
tn Stufbuln. - Spn gerfnhen
sur Seilcsmng Der ISwiitisfeiten
5wifhen Irbeitseber nnb 4rbeiter,
sum tricbtiden Mmssteih Der
Streitpnnffc, bapun baben wtr
niftS geb1rt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17

Gin Sdlasliht anf bic meme 3egies
RING. - Sas Wfiniiferimm 8rianb.
Sas Acknowledgment @siniite=
RUM. - Gin srDfes Sdulb=
6ontp. - glte nnb ncne Msiniftcr.
- Gine iusiaiiitilde 3esiermng.-
Gin Ecriuncu=, aber fein SDitem.
wedicl. - Gin aalglatter amltur=
f1mpfer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
@ridt ale frau56fidcn Gcfprbs.

Gbalons : urs Marine,
II. Iiignit.
Ser 9uftihiffer CONNER polfiibrtc
bcrte Nbcno III Senrp Sarman's
@iplan eiuen Slug bon spet Stuubeu
unb 5ebn Setunben Sauer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17

Oqtf. = Hreibip. - 8a6Dlen. - Der
1triprnms bes ipanii& : maruffas
Sniiden GpnflifteS. - Der redtlide
Stanbpnnft. - Spanien, b. b. feline
5ffentlide Meinuns billist ben=
felbem. - Weneral Martina sebt
gcgen bic Wanren npr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17

leiull Het9t dllp mcpr nan ltTlt5, lfflQ
onS o5ialiittine Re nj
l1f ltdrfcr bertretcn als IN einem Der
porbergebenben AZ @inilterien.
W It r % D t
Srtano briidt Dem neiien 3abinett
ndtilrlih ieinen Stempel auf. SIM
8cgcniab 81 GIcmcnceau lit grianp
cine bciI9iamere 9tatur, nift 10 aes
ipdlttbdti9 uno riidii6tslos, ipie iein
Torgdnger. Nan fann inn @ciit
unb &ebnergabe ebcnfaGs nidt abb
iprcd1en. Cine 5dbe @otur, iudt er
icine 3ipede. obne 9nfleben 5u erres
gen, NIT oelto 5iclbetpuBterer @nersie
5i erreihen. Gem 96drdfter mad,
ipcniaer engber5ig unb c%oniequenter
on9clegt, ipirb CT nidt 10 iebr auf
Yerioncn unb bgl. g~inSel6eiten be-
iteben, ais auf Der Initrebung Der iid,
geietten politiiten 3iele.
Bonn pulitiih : religi1ien Etanb.
pmuft aus babcn bic &atbplifcn
6ranfrcih's BEL benz Gegierungs-
ipediei fanm ettuas ge,ppnnen.
Vridno lit Der llr6eber Der &ultlsgez
noiicni6aften. uno er lam Dem
Sapite es ME perseiben, bab bieIer
lcin Rie6lingsfinb nift angcuonmen
bat: nit ben SmItuspcreinen ipltc Die
airdle IN S%runfreid lid eineu lang=
iameren, dber oeito iihereren Sob
geben. @on griano riibren audi Die
slpei lebten Srenuingsgeiese Der.
Inter grianb ipiro Die cine ODER anz
bere Gergiinifigung fir beitimmtc
Serionen. 8trhen ober ionitige gins
SelanseIegenbeiten leidter getpdbrt
lperbcn, nber bic Stride ielbit miro
uciter bebriidt uub eefnedtet perben:
mad auben iheiubar nit ipeniger Sc
malt nnb 3prannri; beito iiderer.
ipeun audi etpus langianrer, ipirb baz
gegen odS 2ebensmarf Der fran3oiiz
ihen Stride u%ntersraben; cs miiBte
oenn iein, Oab Die fransoiiiden 8n>
tbolifen bird ibr geeintcs @orseben
DEM aalglntten. dber beito perfiberen
aillturfdmpfer bds 3anbiperf lesen
piirocn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17
ND. 1886.

ieI6it neiet alip mcbr naA linfs, nno
onS o5ialiitii6e g Re me ut
~ ltorfer bertretcu OILS in einem Der
por~bergcbenben AZ Miniiterien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-08-17

(Ton uniercm frauSoltideu Iits
arbeiter .8aIus".)
parifrr 9rief.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25
Would e.ouessh Hsr Esrs.

Harriet Martineau displayed orig
inalIty In the provisions she made at
one time for the disposal Of her re
mains. James Payn relates that. hav-
Ing consulted Toynbec, the distinguish
ed aurist. with regard TO her deafness.
''she was so pleased with the interest
he took In her case that she resolved
10 leave him by testamentary bequest
her ears. She announced this inten-
ton In the presence OF her medical
man. Mr.. Shepherd, who 10 my inf
mite amazement observed: But. my
dear madam. you can't do that. IL
will make your other legacy worth
less The fact was, In the interest Of
science. Miss Msrtineau had already
left her head TO the chronological so
ciety. asked the doctor how he
came to know that Oh he said.
she told me so herself. She has left
fl0 In her codicil TO me for cutting II
on" The doctor. however. died be-
fore his patient. and the chronological
society never received the legacy Of
her head.-London Chronicle.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

orr friend VITO hss soent Z loag
and useful ne end looks good for an
other half century expects bis reward
n heaven and meantime u . philos-
opher. He can talk on any subject
under the ~. from ''the dover OF
poesy" to ~ procession Of the equi-
noxes." He apparently knows the
~Illad" and Odyssey" BY heart. 50 !
knew that when he handed me bit
Of verse Il must lie good.
"Hcre Is hymn on the solar sys-
tenn or some other lofty theme"
thought !. placing the sheet IN my let
ter case. When arrived home read:
Tho lizard climbed wall. lie climbed II
once.
He climbed 1t twIcs--thsn erawled away.
The bee slipped a nower lie slipped u
He slipped II swice-then new away
The man kissed maid. lie kissed her
lie kissed her swice--shen walked away
The wall wasn't sunny: the flower had no
honey:
The maid had no money. Funny,
The problem now is whether the con-
tribution is joke or a gen. National
Magazine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

At one OF the regattas OF the Ma.
tional Association OF American Oars.
men during the early nineties James
Pilkerton. for many years the cham
pion scullcr OF America. was matched
10 row double against another team.
He aud his mate were the champions.
and the general belief was that they
would win without effort. But the
night before the regatta public opinion
suddenly and mysteriously changed.
Mr.. Pilkerton knew that this was not
caused by any new development Of
strength In his opponent or any loss Of
skill on his own part. After making
some quiet inquiries he discovered that
there was talk Of his rowing mate hav-
ing been bought up by the other side
and OF an arrangement 20 throw the
race.
He didn't say anything about his sus-
picions. but when the two men were
seated in the shell and were well out
into the deep water he leaned over TO
his mate and said:
Look here, you blooming cutthroat.
You've got to swim. drown or win this
race' You know me!' He won.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25
DO you OWN A HYoMEI INHALER

II you have a little Hyomei inhaler
pronounced Hy-o-me) In your home
you have treasure.
Into this hard rubber inhaler you
can pour a few drops OF HyomeI and
presto. You have the best little physi.
clan for catarrh. coughs colds. bron.
chitis, Group and asthma, the world has
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When you breathe Hyomei you
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tainous forest TO your home You get
the very same healing. antiseptic air
that you would breathe II you resided
In the forests OF pine andeucalytpus
OF inland Australia. where catarrh or
consumption was never known to ex.
lst
IL yon have Hyomei inhaler In
your home. get bottle OF Hyomei
for SO cents.
II you have not an inhaler. ask
for n complete outfit. which costs but
one dollar and includes an inhaler. a
bottle OF Hyomei. and simple instruc.
tons for use.
Hyomei Is sold and guaranteed by
4. ]. jenkins to cure catarrh. asthma
or bronchitis or money back. II will
relieve cold In five minutes. and
II win break II up In five hours. II
gives most gratifying relief to CON
sumption sufferers. and is sold by
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25
A Chesrful lettsr.

The following vas sent by a country
man to his son In college not many
years ago:
MY Dear Son-f write TO send you two
pair OF old brooches. that you may have
a new coat made OF them: also some new
socks. which your mother knit by cutting
down some OF mine. Your mother sends
you so without my knowledge. and for fear
you Will not spend Il wisely ! have kept
back half and only send i've. Your moth
er and 1 are well. except your sister An
ME has got the measles. which we think
would spread among other girls II Tom
had not had them before. and he Is the
only one left. hope you are well and
VIII do honor 20 my teachings II you
do not you are an ass. and your mother
and myself are your affcctionEte parents
Nantucket Inquirer and Mirror.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

The hen remarked 70 the muiey COW
A. she cacslsd her daily lay.
THAT h. the hen cackled) ITS fun
ny how
I'm good for an egg q day.
I'm fool to do II. for what do get?
My food and my lodging. My.
But the poodle gets that-he's the
household pet.
And he never laid single egg yet
Not even when eggs was high"
The mulsy COW remarked to the hen.
As she masticated her cud.
tThat Is. the COW did, well. what
then?
You quit. and your name Is mud.
I'm good for eight gallons OF milk
each day.
And I'm given my stable and grub;
But the parrot gets tina, much, any
way 1
All sne can kobpie-a ana Whht uoes
she pays
Not a dribble OF milk, the dub"
But the hired man remarked to the
pair.
you get all that's comm to you.
The poodle does tricks. an the parrot
kin swear.
Which Is better than you can do. ]
You're necessary. but what's the use
o. bewailIng your daily part'
You're ourgeois-workin's your on
ly excuse;
You can't do nothin but just produce
What them fellers does is Art"
The Musicians Chronicle.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25
CONFIRMED PROOF.
Residents Of Bryan Cannot Doubt
What Has Been Twice Proved.

What Has Been Twice Proved.
In gratitude for complete relief from
aches and pains OF bad backs-from
have publicly recommended Doan's
Kidney Pills. Residents OF Bryan who
so testified years ago now say their
cures were permanent. This testimo-
ny doubly proves the worth OF Doan's
Kidney Pills to Bryan kidney suffer
ers.
Mrs. T. b. Roberts. Moselcy, Street.
Bryan. Texas. says: "A year ago I
gave a testimonial IN which I told OF
the benefits had derived from Doans
Kidney Pills gladly renew that
statement now. realizing that so msny
persons are In need OF a RELATE kid
ney remedy. For sixteen years was
victim OF kidney complaint and at
times had slight attacks OF rhea-
matism which caused my limbs 10
become stiff and painful. My kidneys
were also disordered and the passages
OF the secretion were irregular. When
! heard OF Doan's Kidney Pills. OBJ
tanned box from Emmel a Maloneys
drug store and they entirely relieved
me. ! have since enjoyed excellent
health and have no trouble whatever
from my kidneys or back
For sale by all dealers. Price soc
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York. sole agent for tho United States
Remember the name-Dosn's-and |
take no other. II
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

do you like n nice birdg" asked the
host as they sat down TO the table.
"Oh. yes" responded the guest i'm
mediately and enthusiastically.
you ought to call on my sister," ex-
planned the other. She's got one of
the finest canaries you ever saw. Well
what kind OF a sandwich do you think
you can eaty'-I.ondon Telegraph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

For heavens sake. be careful with
that rife. man. exclaimed musketry
Instructor. You just missed me that
time"
Did l. sergeant; I'm awfully sorryr'
responded the Indifferent marksman.-
London Fun.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25
An Arbitrary Classification.

80 you think every patriot has a
more or less clearly defined ambition
TO hold public Officer"
"Yes." answered Senator Sorghum.
As vule. patriots may be divided
Into two classes-the appointed and the
disappointed. Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

Il am told that there are some One
scores to the credit Of Herr Batontap-
per" vcnturcd Mr.. Cumrox during a
hull In the artistic conversation
MY Scar" said his wife. we were
discussing music. not BASEBALL
Washington star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-08-25

sPa. what Is an optlmisty'
IAN optimisf. my son. Is the man
who makes himself believe Il will not
rain tomorrow because he doesn't pos
sess an umbrella. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.