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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
Casss. IN. Ess !. EslgssL; sasgs.L :,
DRIFT WOOD

spealing Of fire escapes isn't get ting to heaven onef
 Lovers are very risky people; no mat girls face they win sit up close and spark.
 It is an awful thing to paint your iy enough to deceive the men: decep- tion may be excused but awkwerdness never.
 of fame by rounds.
 MT Bryah only spent few minutes in Montgomery and refused to give hig pretty sore when asked if he would be Ia candidate for president again. This Is evidently 8 ltouchy point with him gives, side view of George Washing been taken from his nose. This always seemed like libel on its face.
 The only pride that can be compared to that Of Q woman walking up church aisle wiht her betrothed to the tune of Mendelssohn's wedding march Is that which ts felt by 4 new iegfsla- tor making his first speech.
 Magoon reports the assets of the new government of Cuba to be about tS,- modern notions and the emulation of other governments will soon enable her to get rid of little thing like that.
 Nowadays a woman is not considered in style unless she wears enough hair at the back of her head for half a dozen women. What homely looking critter 2 woman would be if she had hair as short as man
 4 talesman in the Cooper trial was |excused to go and get married. should the marriage proys an unhappy one, he and served on that Jury. ~
 A certain Montgomery citiaen said the other day he was hapPiest when He is not married either.
 All he will have to do to enjoy con- tinuous performance of the joy stunt Ssn to enter Into ths bonds of m aiatTimony.
 A New York man is reported to have lived for. years with only part of 2 sS0te S1as aSssn is %o havss SsT aSy Ms sSsE sOa bone at all,
 The ground hog saw the prohibition shadow and ran for his hole like 8
 
 However. he should have done what the grpund hogs in other prohibition butted into a friendly blind tiger who purred at him so gently and affee- tionately. that he cuddled down and his fears were soon quieteds day and out the next 10 getting to take on all the excitement Of will O the wisp Now you see me and now you !, ,i,s, Lst uT hope that he win treat Lake
 An excellent imitation of q red nose is said to be produced by the near beer Ss St Asanfa amt rsPorea rbs he near Sasr o9 Montgomery being so much nearer. we will report on its effect on noses at our earliest opportunity and wire you
 Changes. Grandma rode sideways
 Granddaughter rides straddle. Grandson says "ekiddo
 Granddad said "skedaddle"
 Drift" Armstrong notes in The Mont. gomery Advertiser that girls wore silk Stockings ysstsTcdayg ,gs for at two sSSS plain. and so was the other. Is that the answer?-Nashville American.
 
 To The Advertfser.
 Being out of town the ohter day. we were asked by a farmer, At what time during the day is Drift most at leisure?" Our answer was: When a certain biue-eyed blonde passes The Advertiser every day and throws a glance through 10 Drift that gives him the blind-staggers so bad that it makes him kick beeauee his lot ig not an air castle filled with blue auAe-"
 Were we in error7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

According to a contemporary, one of the questions worrying the judge who is trying to try the Carmack murder case is, When is a man drunk? ? If he settles that question he will be . learned authority, beyond a doubt. It is a question that the drinker him. self can't always settle, and we are curious to see any legal opinion that may be rendered.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
MORNING THOUGHT
BY ,. MARVIN NICHOLS

declares that the sex affairs of three people, and the shooting of TAs High one of them. in It's relation Crime. to our population, Is ln-
 significant; but the bring ing of the two living figures In the drama into the lime-ltght of publicity, as the greatest hero and heroine of our times as examples of emulation by the millions of young people-printing photographs in a thousand poses; mis- representing testimony; making up daily page upon Page of news rcnnns when nc and In cold blood E1tempting. for pay, to form public opinion SC. as to force the court to free the high -handed crIIn- place the original shooting sorape en- tfreiy out of the same class. If the crime -ef the millionaire murderer was but the killing of one man, the crime is the Killing of the thousands.
 
 The silver chords of the silent piano begin to vibrate when the human voice pitch f of tSe voice. the gamut will be run until the piano gives out a per feet harmony. Do you get the pro- found teaching? The human heart is ike a harp of a thousand strings; It IS So responsive to the sounds all about it. And be suFe-the tone of the heart string wln always be in exact corre- spondence with US enVironmentI
 
 When you have tried to do your best. vet have been misunderstood; when you feel heart-broken and forsaken, xo out into the fresh air under some friendly sky and whisper your secret to the, silent stars Let the soft winds fan your feverish face. Your loneli! ness will flee away and your sorrows will soon all be gone.
 In the turmoil of life there is but one means by which we may be grad ually freed from error. from sordid an- cestral talnts. freed from primitive hu- man theory. It Is by opening the flood gates and letting the good. the bad, the terrible. the fantastic. in order that all these elements may freely light out their battles with truth. Truth. com pietely freed from all restraint. can without armor, without protection, without apology-vanquish. every foe that can be maTshalled against her.
 
 The bee lives longer in its sunny hour than the poor. slow tortoise in all his tOflsome years.
 
 No heart is quite large enough to give room to hate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
Extremes of Proyinclnlism. a1yaIanA plain rlaaIar

OI0FbIdHu FTHIU O6HISF,
 California has complained bitterly that the East does not. understand the West. IL seems to be just as true that the West does not understand the East. San Francisco and New York are the extremes of American provin- ciaiism. And the san Francisco type of provinclalism seems more fatal to the spirit of nationality than the New York Type
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

and Rooseveit's appointees and favor-. ties were the criminals and bene- hciaties Haskell may not always have travelled the straight path in his transactions. but it doesn't become Roosevelt to denounce him.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
ALBRTTTON-NORAIAN
AndaIAsla Young AEan yveas In coIum
 bus. Ga.

buas Ga.
 Columbus. Ga, Feb. 3.-(Special. ---Miss Mary Leah Norman, of this city, and Mir Edward T. Albritton, of An. dAlusia, Ala, were married here yes- terday.
 The ceremony was performed by pr. I. s. McElroy, pastor of the First Presbyterian Church, at the home of the brides parents. MT. and Mrs. J. P. Norman. on Broad Street. It was a quiet home affair, only a few Inti- mate friends and members of the fam. fly being present.
 The bridal couple left immediately after the ceremony for Washington, D. C.. where they will spend their honey moon.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

A correspondent Of The New York Times wants the slmplified spoilers to teach him how to spell strength" and 1ts derivatives in short and simple way. We guess that proposition will hold 'sm awhile.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
Reteeted WIthouf ThanIks.

New 1Ork MAIL
 The editor of the Congressional Re- cord sends his compliments to Repre- sentative wiilett and regrets. that while rejection implies no lack of liter. ary merit, &c.. Go
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
wise COunsels Prevail.

NOW Iofk.
 It is gratifying to believe that the wise counsels of the President and Secretary of State. and of the gov ernment of California. will prevail at Sacramento over the ill-oonceived agi- tation of a few Irresponsible demago- gues,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
A PrlrlleneA Claaa.

New York Evening Post.
 Europeans who have regretted that this country has no privileged class might now take a look at weli-to-do murdesers In New York state.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

welb we had some eoolish weather and some burst pipes but we escaped the snow storms that hit the North.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

New York Evening POSI-.
 Give Blnns a hero medal; but do not forget the seventeen Senators who stuck to their post yesterday. while the real Republic. piloted by Jeh Davis, sank in a sea of blood.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

The old year narrowly escaped gc- ing out on a warm wave. It was near squeak, but 1t saved itself.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
ROOsEvELr AND HAsKEIL

The Springfield (Mass.) Republican doesn't always live, up to it's name when speaking of Roosevelt in that 1t occasionally uses very plain language, as the following extract shows:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
CheclLlnn NIr. Tnft.

St. Louis Times.
 Having knocked out the suggested appropriation of S12.O00 for White House automobiles the cruel Senate probably believes that it has horse on Taft
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

occasionally uses very plain language, as the following extract shows:
 "Governor Haskell was originally anatb ematized by the President for his alleged favoritism to the Prairie the opinion of all fatr-minded persons who looked Into the matter that hIs record in connection with Prairie oil and Gas is better than President were the. next weapon used in the Presidential assault upon the Cover nor, and sometime the courts may de- eide whether he was az black as the President. for campaign purposes, painted him"
 We have not even tried to keep up with the Haskell matter. but have not been much impressed by the Roose- welt charges and denunciations Charges from that source are so com mon, and frequently so unjust and inaccurate made often for campaign purposes. as The Republican says, that we would require some very positive and unassailable evidence from the outside before we would convict or condemn any one because Roosevelt had made charges against him. De- nouncing and accusing people has be- come an actual hobby with him, and he seems unable to cure himself of 1t.
 One would naturally think that a man who is so apt at accusing others of wrong doing should first be sure that his own skirts are clean. but that is not Roosevelts way. He makes the accusation and lets 1t take care of It. self. As mater of fact. any one who has kept informed regarding matters in the Indian Territory now part of Oklahoma, during the present adminis- tration. must admit that any charges against Governor Haskell ought to come from a cleaner source than the White House. Graft, bribery, stealing and all other forms of filling ones pockets at the expense Of honesty have been going on there for years
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04

Less EssuFnk ste..:. .... s....... io.tsl Mst Totai .tee.ssl Net Daily Average, December. 1e09 ..11sSsS Net Sunday Average, December iooe- .Asssss e x Finigan. Circulation Manager of The eayas
 The foregoing statement of The Adver- Der. 1s0e, 10 true and correct. and compil- cd after all returns from news hoyA news agsuta spoiled and left-ever copies have been deducted. c. L FINgQANs
 Circulation Manager. Swarn to and subscribed before me this Eth day of 34nnary, 1908.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
A TrnEedy In the senate.

No heart is quite large enough give room to hate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-04
To The Advertiser.

BelnR out of town the ohter day, we were asked by a farmer, At what time during the day is Drift most ct leisure 2" Our answer was: When a certain blue eyed blonde passes The Advertiser every day and throws a glance through 10 Drift that gives him the blind-staggers so bad that it makes him Kick because his lot is not an air castle filled with blue auee-"
 Were we in error7
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-11-12
He Wontai Coms.nY.

Shortly after = O'Clock one bitter
winter morning Il physician drove four
miles In answer to Il telephone ca,L
On his arrival the man who had sum
mourd him said:
"Doc,or ain't in any particular
pain, bat somehow Or oder I've got Il
feeling that death Il ni-h.'
The doctor felt the mans pulse and
listened to Ills heart
"Ilayc YOU made Your WIFI" be ask
ed finally.
The man turned pale.
"Why, no, DOCTOR At my age-oh,
doe. it ain't true, is III 1t can't he
trun"-
"WhO's your lawyer"
"Iligginbo,ham. but
"rhen you'd better send for him at
once"
The patient. white and trembling.
went to the phone.
who's yolr PASTOR" continued the
doctor.
Inc KEY. Kellogg NJ. Brown" mum.
blel the patient. But. doctor do YOU
think
Send for him Immediately. Your
father, too, should he summoned; also
your
Say, doctor, do you really think I'm
going TO die" The man began TO
bluhber softly.
The doctor looked at him hard.
NO. ] don't" he replied grimly
There's nothing at ali the natter
with you. but Id hate to he the only
man you've made II fool Of on n night
like this. "-Everybody's
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-11-12
His System.

Shipper Clark to his employer. leav.
Ing the oilicej-Oh, H. System. haven't
yon forgotten your .lnhreila: LIS rain
ing. Mr.. System-Can't help it. have
made a resolution to have one here
Emu one ut home to pravldc for all
emergencies. Now, If ! take this one
they'll both be at home. -London Tit.
Bits.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1909-11-12

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-03
MAN
SAYS he IS VICTIM
OF CONSPIRACY
to Extradite r. C. Mullen
Back to Iowa Declared At
tempt Of Enemies to Sieze
His Irrigation Company
. Morning Journal Bureau,
The Palace Hotel.
Snmta En. N. M. Enh. 2.


Governor Curry today began the
hearing upon n rcquisitiou made 10y
the Iowa authorities foI the return of
r. q. Mullen, OF Alamogordo, y. NJ,
to that state, to answer an lndict-
ment alleging the obtaining Of money
under false pretenses, returned by a
recent grand jury at Seymour, Iowa.
TIN case carries with it some sen
|sntional features in that Mullen has
become prominent since he came to
Alamogordo as one Of the promoters
of the Sacramento Valley Irrigation
company. The affairs of the company
have become seriously involved and
grave charges have been made in con-
nection with it's management and the
sale Of lands under il, in which John
p. Wagner. OF Kansas City. has taken
the lead. i'm behalf of stockholders.
whom he alleges 10 have suffered in
Jury and financial loss. The affairs
of the company are still pending be-
fore the court
The grounds upon which the indict-
ment against Mullen is made is that
he induced certain citizens of SeN-
mOur. Iowa. to come to New Mexico
and buy stock in the Southwestern
Smelling ana Refining company.
which has holdings in Otero county.
Mullin declines to discuss the ease
a any fNeth ndln the result of
the hearing upon the rcquisition He
said tonight that ne would be glad to
discuss the matter whenever the gov
ernor should give his decision,
II is understood, however, that
Mullen sets up the defense that he
had nothing to do with the making of
the representations 10 the Iowa pco-
PIE i'm connection with the mining
company and that the Indictment
against him Is "a deliberate attempt on
the part ~ his enemies I'm the lrri-
cation company to get hin out OF the
territory, So that they may obtain
tuli possession OF the corporation
The hearing viii likely hc concluded
tomorrow morning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-03
MONEY ASKED FOR
EXPERIMENTS IN
FARMING
Appropriation of $4,000 to
Be Expended Under Direc-
ton of Agricultural College
Requested from Legislature,
Morning Journal Bureau,
The Palace Hotel.

santa Fe. n, NJ. Feb. =.
Mr.. Meechem OF Quay county, IN
PRODUCED a bill in the council this az
ternoon providing for y cash appro-
priation of $4,000 which shall be *
pended under the direction of the az
ricultural college in the estahlis;i
ment of farmers institutes and dem
onstration farms in the vaious farm.
ing districts OF New Mexico. The nll
proposes To carry out the plan "i
President Carlson of the Agrleul-
tural college and j. D.. Tinsley' th'
field expert of hat institution. Oh-
der his plan the farmers would tufn
ish the land and labor while the cor
lege would furnish an expert to give
Instruction and also proper varieties
or seed with which to experiment
There IS "A stong demand for sush
a campaign, particularly from w
new farming districts IN eastern NV
Mexico. The plan has been endots''
by the United States department ="
agriculture and would bring the ~
r%iculturai college experiment statipn
into close touch with the farmers hN'
make 1t of the greatest pracii-''
value.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-03

New Mexico.
Has the largest sanitariums in Now
Mexico.
Exports 10000, 900 pounds Of wool
annually.
Exports 1000. 900 head of sheep an
nually.
Exports 10000 900 hea dof cattle
annually.
Exports 100000 head of hogs
annually.
Exports 10000, 900 feet Of lumber
annually.
Erects 100000 worth Of buildings
annually.
Located in the richest county of
New Mexico.
Surrounded by land worth $500 per
acre.
Seat OF largest annual fair Of the
southwest.
Has public utilities sufficient for
city of 100, 900.
Has 5000 health seekers each year.
Has the University of New Mexico
Has the largest of all government
Indian schools.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-03
205 WEST

ial appropriation. The commissioner
have concluded that such a hons
would rclkeVc an immense burden
nov resting on the several counties
and which is too often neglected for
lack of funds and proper machinery.
One commissioner said yesterday
when an endorsement of the child
ren's home plan was proposed, thai
the society had thus far taken from
his county seventeen children for all
Of whom comfortable homes had been
found and who otherwise would hav,
been q charge upon the communlty
The commissioner BY unanimous
vote passed the following resolution
or petition to the legislature. signed
by an Of them.
Petition to the Thirty Eighth Leg
islativc Assembly. signed by certain
chairman of the boards of countA
commissioners Of the t~erritoy Of New
Mexico. relating to the care of dc
pendent children.
whereas. the growing stipulation
of his territory. including in our inn
migration not only the prosperou,
and thrifty, but multiplying the cases
of paupcrism, and consequent child
dependency. and causing such
change OF social conditions that many
children are detained in an environ
mcnt of immortality. n Whereas,
The territorial government main
tains no orphanage or makes no gen
eral provision for caring for cases
of child dependency. ana the several
counties or municipalities have II.
means by which such cases can be
Given any bu. 'he most temporary
aud tucagro relief. and Whereas,
The Children's Home Society, In
c%orporated under the laws of this ter
ritory, and managed and maintained
by responsible citizens, has under,
taken the care of cases of depend
ent orphans, and the succor Of chill
dren detained under immoral en-
vironmcnt. and the succor a period
of two years past succOred mann
cases. and guarantees to come to tn,
ala of each county and municipality.
co-opcrGting with the officials Of each
locality I'm the permanent care of its
dependent wards, assuming withou>
expense to the county such children
as are not permanently disabled. ana
at the expense of the society. and
Whereas.
The %Childrcn's Home Society has
petitionod the SSth Legislative Assem-
bly, for aid. in the sum of $4,000. to
complete a Receiving Home for thu
said society whore dependent orphan
chiiden may be given care while Sc
curing permanent homes for them
the undersigned Chairman
of II board Of county commissioner.
respectfully petition your honorable
body to give such aid and encourage
lent TO the said society aS may be
roesible to the end that this grea0
and needed relief may be Given 70
he wards of the territory Ytour pc
.itioners ondorsing tho methods and
otition Of the said ~Chsldrcn's, Homs
Society. heretofore presented T. YOU
1NtlN.