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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19

posed OF tilm-worshippers from the
weaker sex. OF course, the men GO
too, especially ON those occasions
when they are invited to escort the
wives and their progeny.
Misery loves company" and
company of women love misery, &c.
2ocinlly when this particular misery
will loosen drops N the limpid, sa.
line ilIid sccIctrd by the lachrymal
gland The moving picture has done
away with Ia" habit some women
were once addicted to. namely. OF
attending promlscuous funerals cn
Mas,r, merely for the sake of weep
ing in concert with afflicted mourn.
crs.
This is the day when the misery
and th' sob and the thrill parties
have been transferred TO gloomy,
shoe box shaped structures in which
whiIring moving picture machines
project sensational and gloomy epi.
.Jdcs from posed life. II has now
accomc quite common for women to
organize sob excursions and spend
the afternoon or evening In prom.
cuadinr from one of these theaters
To another
Allowing one handkerchief to each
pathetic film. I naturarl, follows
creased demand and laundries the
increased usc of handkcrchie's. Pow
der rags and other accessories are
used more frequently than ever be.
fore II has been suggested that
each sob party have a special es-
cort To act In the capacity of quar-
tcrmastcr and furnish handker,hieis,
powder rags and hand mirrors a.
they are needed. Young ladies'
equipped with these articles, wrap.
ped in sanitary tissue paper. might
20 up and down the aisle and rent
them by the performance to needy
vcepcrs. This would be- charitable
a. wcll A. profitable.
The misery hcnd is getting to be-
u distinct type. Her pnched nose,
the tcarswolleu eyes, the habit OF
smiling to herself all of these ar"
her distinctive pecularitics
The Saturday Afternoon Misery
club bcps the pleasure of your com
pany AT sob aud tear excursion
to be- given on Friday. the 18th. In
case OF sunny weather the cNpedi.
ton viii take place on tnc urst
gloomy Friday following.
Perhaps that would be the proper
Wodng of an imitation to be sent
to those who have not tasted the
riuct-wnc. thrill OF the moving pie
urc la ogdcr TO gather neophytcs
more surely, au itinerary of the
ruu,. to Dee followed and the pie
tury, that are 20 be- viewed, could
Pee printed I'm the lett hand corner
G.. t5c ia,I,a,iou, .omo;hiug 20 this
,t,,t,
Q p. m. At the Little Misery,
"rAo False Minister"
$50 p m.-Nt the Psychic thrill,
9Th. Cnuutr, q rIrs Tlll
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19
To the Big Folks:

Are ylu planning to lay up that dol.
lar Tor q rainy day? You needn't do
II, Rain can't chill you ike the
weather OF the rccen; past has done.
Tis due the season Warm the
cracks OF your own heart as we'll.
Spend /, now for something a,
1916 "A. b. RAWLINS co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19

Trio. "flak Iiark, My Soul
Mrs. Gullot, Miss Hanna and Mrs.
Walker.
Anthem "rhc Lord is Ny Rock
Choir
Quar,",tc. The Birthday OF ii
king Miss Hanna, Mrs. Baker
N,ssra l'uchauon and Edwards.
Remarks Pastor
500 slight OF y Ehts Mis-.
Hanna
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19

Who has sweet cream The Ard
more Dairy and Ice Cream Factory,
Phone 2SS. l7.3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19

Al. Literary clubs have ceased
until after the holidays.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19
Here and There

IitEt anu UfIFt
All Literary clubs have ceased
meeting until after the holidays.
Mrs. John Dexter lett yesterday
tor Illinois,
Nrt CrN"ns Of Arlington Texas,
aiNrs tomorrow to spend the hol.
idays with Mrs. Harry Lee Crockett
Mrs Mary r. Ncsbit arrives
Thursday night t. spend the holi.
days with her daughter Mrs John
Nhitrmln
Mr.. and Mrs W - Potter aud
children will spend Christmas N
Gaiucs,illc
tn, Mothers club ii the Fourth
ward did not meet ON y"stcrdlv
afternoon prctcrring to postpone
the program until later date.
IN. Wuodm,u circle met at the
hlI' ust evening and initiated nine.
t,,D candidate. Mrs lIargraycs
acted as Guardian IN the absence
os Nl Smdlu. After the ccrcm nv
t.n ous refreshments were served
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19

Mrs. John Dcxtcr lett yesterday
tor Illinois
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-12-19

Mr. and Mrs W. - Potter aud
children will spend Christmas N
gainesville
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
Msrslx Leeal.

Young Thomas. amicted with . green apple pain in his midst. thus explained his condition to his mother: "Motisr. I'vo rot m awful bad pain right n tAo middle of my stomach. but ,Sa regt of nc feels flns!"-LippincottS.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
Redundant Particulars,
Success Magazine.

Cleveland people consider the name of their town sufficient as an address without the addition of Ohio, and one protesting against the use of the uamc the folly of redundant particulars. "Jt reminds me-" he said, "of the fussy Englishman who went up to St. Peter and said. Pm from London And then, for fear the saint might mix him
 up with somebody else, he added. London. England, you know That riied the good old gatekeeper. From London, England. eh? he said Well. MT. Man from London. England, you're knocking at the wrong door, Your new address iS Sheol. Birthstone coun
 ty, DoMinion of Lucifer! "-Excharge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
Not a Success,

The manager of the subscriptions book department was telling of son!f If hiS experiences. The funniest case remember" he said. was that of a. applicant for job at book canvassing frora whom l expected great things He made careful study of the litera tune We supplied him with and vas very enthusiastic. Judge of my sur, prise when the first morning he went ouf back. he came and handed in hi, resignation.
 But you should not be so easily diScoura ged.' 1 told him. Few make success at the start. and you ac. knowledge that you went into only two places
 "'Only two.' he said lu.ubrious.y Dus. was real estate agent. who per s3:it,rtl li!i 10 Si.-l! contract for tw. 'nts n IS;,Z!ehHrst and the ntistr w,s tailor who sold ,ile q suit q; clothes ! diint wan1. Ansi shaking his hrat Elni:I!fll!% .le EunbleG Good day and went out t"-I.lppineotts
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
Help " anted

WANTED IMMEDIATELY
 men and women to prepare for rail- way an commercial telegraph ser ice Excellent salaries. Quick pro- motion. Finest equipped telegraph department in the south. We secure positions. Write. for further infor- nation. Address Telegraph Depart ment Monroe Commercial College Monroe, La. SIS Inn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25

TWO BLOCKS FOR sAzla-TwEN-,
 tieth and Hiclapry. One has house, on. Bargain ptlce. George B.| Moore 110 Ia 7Ga1n. S.12dtf;
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
Inc New Roarder,

What did you say your name wasf" inquiries the landlady in hoarse whis. per.
 Camp"
 Ladies and gentlemen, this is MT. Grant,
 She waves you to vacant chair. The young lady on your right drops a half bow. The young gentleman to your left drops a pork chop Thus amid covert sneers, supercilious glanceS and general awkwardness, you taks your place among an alien people
 "A hash house Introduction always reminds me of a minstrel show" de. clares the humorous boarder. "n, seated, gentlemen; know each othe. and be acquainted"
 Whereat you must smile
 "Chase the COW this way" continue. the humorous boarder iii time honelpS reference to the milk pitcher, wherea You must guifaw,
 You are always master of cereluo nles." says g young lady bosrder tc the humorous one As for me, Fu too timid"
 "Wby are you tinid ?'' "Oh. Pm so little."
 "Swoet goods come in small pack ages.''
 "So does poison.''
 Fine old repartee. After dinner yo, ascend to your hall bedroom and VOL i der if you will ever be at holn,. in thi company. But you know you will Within month you will be lendin money to the humorous boarder au, perhaps have love affair started.- ] Puck
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In the Hands of the Law.

An impeeunious young lawyer re gently received the following letter from d tailor to whom he was in debied:
 Dear Sir-Kind!y advise mo by return nal when 1 may expect a remittan from you in settlement of my account Yours truly J. SNIPPE.M. The follower of Blackstone immed. xtely replied:
 Dear Sir-I have your request for aa- vice of a recent date and beg leave l. say that, not having received any retain sr from you, l cannot act in the premises Upon receipt of your check for S55e sfa. be very glad to look the matter up toi you and to acquaint you with the results of my Investigations. I am, sir. witt great respect. your most ohedient servant
 BARCLAY B. COKE. Success Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
The Gnu In the Zoo.

They've got 2 gnl in the zoo. les 2 now gnu. That is to say. no one eve knew 1t there before. When 1t arrived 1t had very little cGat. Consequent! it was in state of gnudity; hence this new ditty we a,s composing on the subject. But now 1t Is no longer gnude. That new gn0 knew soine thing and grew new coat for the cold weather. If some people knew what that new Nubian gnu knew, they would keep their hair Cn.- -LondoA Scrapa.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25

h this we'll one mugt b . nella 10 1 p q. Kind snoseA.-aEssl ,y0ak ...-..- <.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
importance of Towels.

Do you fully realize the importance of the vowel "e" in English: The In scription. "Prsrvyprfctmnvrkpthsprep tstn," over the Dccalogue in an F;ng lish country church puzzled people f"; 200 years. Pepper 1t properly with .e's" and you may read. "I'reser"r. ye perfect men: ever keep these prercpA ten" Easy. isn't it?-Eoston Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25

Torturing eczema spreads its burning area every day. Doan's Ointment quickly stops it's spreading. instantly relieves the itching. cures it permanently. At any drug store.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
FOR RENT,

FOR RENT.
 Dwellings. 2l0 Olive st., rooms 2001 w. Fifth ave, rooms 2009 w. Fifth ave, rooms. 70S Hickory st., rooms and hall 1910 w. Pullen st., rooms Sth and Poplar, rooms and hall 101S w. 3rd., rooms 51l Spruce st., rooms
 Dwellings (Colored) 2612 w. 12th ave, 3 rooms 26OS w. 12th ave, rooms 1216 Fir st., 3 rooms 1922 Fir st., rooms 1907 w. 9th ave-, rooms 1905 w. 9th ave-, rooms and hall 1000 Orange st., rooms have party desiring to buy a home ill the western part of the city. If you have one for sale see me at once, but it must be West of Main street
 Remember I also write Fire, Ac- cident and Steam Boiler insurance and issue surety bonds.
 CHAS. HANCOCK, Fire Insurance, Real Estate
 and Loans.
 OFFICE. 118 PINE STREET.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25

FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT
 Large a,ry. path. electric lights, three blocks from buslness 515 West Second avenue. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
Modest Modern Man.

Whatever may be said of the moder,' man, he cannot be said to be lacking ... modesty. While the aucients did their utmost to prove that they issued from the gods, We do our best to demon strate that we have descended from moukeys.-Parts Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-09-25
TILE WELLS.

Tile wells put down at reasonable figures. First class work guaranteed. For your next job call on NJ. L. GULL PEPPER, 30th and Ash sts.; New phone. 3-19 I'm
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-07-15
No. $50, Al Published June %. 1903.
CHAPTER 543, LAWS OF 1909.

CHAPTER 543, LAWS OF 1909.
AN ACT to create section 2619m of the
statutes, relating to actions in which the
state or q state officer is a party and
making an appropriation therefor.
The people of the State Of Wisconsin, rep
resented In Senate and Assembly, do enact
as follows
Section /. There is hereby created new
section Of the statutes to read Section
2619m. Whenever civil action or proceed
Ing shall be brought in circuit court OF
this state either by or against the state or
any of the state officers in their official ca
pacity under the provisions OF section 1872
10, 1871, 1To7g--3, 179Tm--64. 1916
20a, 1215--31, 121S--21 and 2619a of the
statutes there shall be repaid out of the
state treasury to said county upon the GER
LITIGATION of the presiding judge and the
clerk Of said court and the approval of the
attorney general and the audit of the secre-
tary of state.
"a The per diem Of the clerk of court.
(2) The per diem and mileage allowed
by law to the petit Jurors actually III at
tendance upon said court during the trial
of any such action or proceeding
OBJ In case referee shall be appointed
in any such action or proceeding. the fees
of the referee and the necessary expenses
OF such reference
The railroad fare and other expenses of
the judge of any other circuit than that In
which the trial or hearing Is had who may
be called in and shall attend and hold court
In such matter not exceeding $500 per day
for such expenses, shall be paid to SUCH
Judge out of the stare treasury upon the
certified statement Of such Judge hled with
the secretary Of state and audited by him.
There Is hereby appropriated out Of the
general fund OF the state not otherwise ap-
propriated, sum sufficient to pay the ex-
penses provided by this act
Section g. This act shall take effect and
be In force from and after its passage and
publication,
Approved June II, 1909.
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No. 8TS AL published June %, 1900.
CHAPTER 542. LAWS OF 1909.

"a
CHAPTER $50, LAWS OF 1909.
AN ACT to amend sections l4e2b, 1920
and 1920; to create section 1492d--1;
and to amend sect ons l404--71, 14S4--
II and i494---TT Of the statutes, releting
to Importation of cattle and to claims
against the state arising from the slangh
ter Of ruherculsn tested and diseased do
nestle animals.
The people of the State Of wisconsin. rep
resented In Senate and Assembly, do enact
aa follows:
Section /. Sections 1890, 1492c and
I492d of the statutes are amended to read
Section 14H2b. /. Whenever the owner
shall not exercise the option mentioned In
the preceding section and It shall be deemed
necessary By the board to slaughter dis
eased animals, written notice shall be
given to the owner. hts agent or the person
In charge of such animals and TO a Justice
Of the peace In the county in which the
animals may be, Of the purpose to order the
slaughter thereof, giving the number and
description Of the animals, and the name Of
the owner.
2. Such notice shall be entered on the
docket Of such justice who shall immedt-
ateiy thereafter summon such owner. agent
or possessor, and also three disiuterested
citizens Of the county not residents of the
immediate neighborhood In which such ami
mails are owned or Kept, to apprsise the
value thereof. Such appraisers shall, be.
fore entering upon the discharge OF their
dutjes, be sworn by such justice TO make a
true appraisement without prejudice or ia
yOF OF the Valne OF Sucn ANIMALS anu III
such slaughter 10 made on the premises
where said animals are kept, they shall
certify In their return that they have seen
the appraised animals slaughtered.
8. In making the appraisement of dis.
eased animals the appraisers shall deter.
mine their value In the condition In which
they are found at the time Of the appraise
ment; but the appraised value OF no single
animal shall exceed the actual market value
thereof AT the time OF such appratsement
and in no case shall 1t exceed Atty ave
dollars
e. In case Of bovine tuberculosis II II
shall be deemed advisable by the live stock
sanitary board, such appraised animals
shall be shipped at the expense of the state
and under the direction and control Of the
board TO some abattoir to be designated by
the board for immediate slaughter under
United States government inspection. The
owner of such animals shall be given due
notice at what time and at what place such
animals are TO be slaughtered, aud such
owner or his representative shall be granted
the privilege to be present at such slaugh-
ter A report of such slaughter must be
submitted to the secretary of the sanitary
board by a member of the live stock sani-
tary board
E. The proceeds Of any such sale to
asthsr with IN accent thsreH6 ana all dis
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No %. Al Published June %. 1909
CHAPTER 5A5. LAWS OF 1909.


CHAPTER 545, LAWS OF 1909.
AN ACT to create sections 44a1 to 44a---
SO inclusive, Of the statutes authorizing
any county board to adopt the coupon
ballot for use at general elections, and
providing methods for It's use when SO
adopted
The people of the State Of Wisconsin, rep
resented In Senate and Assembly, do enact
as follows:
Section There are added TO the stat
utes thirty-six new sections to read: Sec
ton 44a--1. 1t Is the intention OF this act
to provide form of ballot for use at gen
ersi elections, whereby there will be no
OPPORTUNITIES for fraudulent practices, one
that may be counted rapidly and whereby q
complete record will be kept in the tally
sheets, showing how each ballot was
counted. and this act shall be so construed
as to give force and effect to this expressed
intention.
Section 44a--2 After the passage and
approval of this act 1t shall be lawful for
the county board of any county in this state
to adopt the hereinafter described coupon
ballot and It's appropriate tally sheets for
use Ia that county at general elections, and
when so adopted said hereinafter described
coupon ballot shall be used at general
elections In the counties where thus adopted.
Provided. however. that such county board
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No Hes 81 [Published June %, 1909.
CHAPTER SAT, LAWS OF 1908.
AN ACT TO authorize the trustees of tho
state library to purchase certain copy
rights and rights to annotationa to the
statutes
Shs paasls Of the Etsts Of wisso1sin. rep
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the ballot the clerk shall write the voters
name in both spaces provided Tor this pur-
pose, and number both spaces with the
same number After attaching the check
label to the ballot the ballot clerk shall
then datach the outside end OF said cheek
label and preserve ii until the close OF the
polls, when all such shall be destroyed,
Section 44a-26. Upon receiving bal
lot from a voter, the inspectors shall verify
the same with the ballot clerk who deliv-
cred the ballot to that voter, by calling of
the name and nannber upon the projecting
check label in order TO determine whether
or not such ballot Ii the same Identical bal
lot which was given to that voter by the
ballot clerk, and oo other ballot can be re-
ceved FROM the voter to be put into the
ballot box. The. inspectors must then de-
tach the REMAINING visible portion OF the
check label form such verified ballot and
permit the voter to seal both envelopes.
The Inspectors must not look into either
envelope or try 10 any manner to see how
the voter hes chosen.
Section 44a--27 On receiving his ballot
the elector shall forthwith return alone to
one OF the booths or compartments to pre-
pare the same. after preparing his ballot
the electo. shal! close the same 80 as 10
conceal the contents OF both the official
ballot folder and the remainder eGveiope,
b,it he must moi seal them III the booth lie
shall proceed to the presenrs OF the In
spsctors. permit the inspectors 10 detAcb
the check label as provided In section tia
20, after this act and theTe seal both rbt
official ballot folder and the remainder enve.
lope, 40 that the Inspectors may see hiin seal
them. The voter shall then deliver both
tie Official ballot folder and the remaining
envelope to the inspectors Wherfupon the
inspectors shall securely connect both parts
BY placing the official ballot folder into the
pocket on the side of the remainder sn
yeiape and seal 1t In so that both parts OF
thu ballot shall be kept together. Then
the inspectors shall put such attached parts
of the ballot into the ballot box. After
receiving his ballot the voter must not
leave the polling place until be has re-
turned the ballot to the inspectors, The
voter must not carry awar snp part OF the
balo, from the polling place.
Section 449--25 IL DETERMINING the
intent Of the voter where the co., pan aaiiot
Is used the following rules shall et Oh
served:
/. Ii any eIector shall place inside Of
the official ballot fold.r the whole OF any
perty sheet of the ballot he shall be
deemed to have voted FOR all OF the candi-
dates upon the sheet, unless be shall have
enclosed therein the nance of other csn'it
dates takn from other sheets Of the ballot,
also. in which case the other names 30 &C
companying q party sheet shall De deemed
an exception tc the party sheet ma raes Of
the same number, and shall be eonntsd IN
preferences 10 the names en- tina ws~ss ssssS
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Ballot Clerk
INSTR ucrrioNs TO INspECToRs or
ELECTION
The number TO be placed In the space
below must be the sanie az the number
placed upon the remainder envelope, which
contains that part of the ballot which the
voter does not Wish to vote and must be
placed there by the inspectors, after the
ballot Is taken from the ballot box.
This solde. and the envelope containing
the remainder Of the ballot mast be attached
togethar BY the Inspectors before placing
In the ballot box, using the pockets on the
outside Of the remainder envelope FOR that
purpose, placing this folder into the pocket
As soon as they are taken out of the
ballot boz each part must be numbered be-
fore they are separated, or as they are
sepsrated from each other; using the
same number for both parts Of the ballot
After numbering, and separating. then
this folder must be opened, It's contents
counted and it's number must appear On the
tally sheet showing the eolumn In which 1t
is recorded
BALLOT NUMBER. ........."
Section fail. The remainder envelope
provided In accordance with section 4aa--G
of this act shall be so constructed as to
permit the enclosure Of all or any part Of
the ballot without folding and conplefely
conceal II, before 1t Is sealed. 1t shall be
provided with gummed flap to permit OF Its
being sealed completely to contain the whole
OF the remainder or the ballot after the
voter has selected his choice Below the
main flap which closes said envelope shall be
printed the following: "REMAINDER EN-
vELOPE. Return all unused coupons In
this envelope This preserves the secrecy OF
your ballot. The voter must seal this and
the oractal ballot folder after coming out of
the booth SO that the inspectors may see him
seal them.
Section 44a--12. Upon the other side Of
the remainder envelope there shall be q
pocket sufficiently deep TO contain the official
ballot folder which may only partly conceal
such folder but SO provided with guinmed
projection as to permit Of securely connect
Inc said ofsciai ballot folder xnd the re-
rSaindsr cayclops 70 that they win net b.