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Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
S~almagundi
FROM TUESDAYS DAILY

Sheriff Clark took Joe McGowan to
Reno last night.
Hon. Orvis Ring, State Superinten-
dent of Public instruction, is reported
as being very i'll in Reno.
Mrs. Robinson and daughters. Misses
Ernie and Dorothy. left for their home
in Ruby Valley this morning.
Senator Nixon has purchased the
$3.50, 900 issue of the Washoc county
courthouse bonds for 1853. 900.
Major G.. w. Ingalls, has been ap-
pointed probation officer of Reno under
the juvenile court law passed by the
last legislature.
Elko is gradually putting on city airs.
The latest in that line are revolving
tables in the show windows Of the S.
jacobs Company.
Rubber is a queer product. 1t thrives
hest in the hottest countries in the
tropics, yet it cannot stand heat. In
1903 we imported 81 900, 900 worth.
The remains of Miss Boss arrived
San Francisco this morning and the
funeral took place from the under
taking parlors mt . o'clock this after
Webster Patterson and Clerk Dawlcy
came in from LaInoillc last evening and
returned this afternoon. They report
the prospects good for Il big hay crop
this season.
Charlie Clayton appeared before
Judge Bruce yesterday afternoon and
plead not guilty to the charge Of assault
and battery. He was admitted to bail
and the case was continued until
Saturday.
Deputy Game Warden Walsh arrested
Il Chinaman yesterday afternoon for
fishing without II license The Chinls
WIS taken befor Judge Bruce and plead
guilty. He was given the choice he
tween paying go fine or eight days in
10ll anu CllOSe inc lHItcT.
Something out of the ordinary must
have happened to Editor Parker Of the
Battle Mountain Herald during his stay
In Elko. Listen to what hc says: "a
large number of Battle Mountain people
attended tho Fourth of July celebration
ut Eiko. hut maybe the Lord will for
give them"
The Nevada Publicity Commission il
%cndcavorlng to arrange for an exhibit
al the Land and Irrigation Exposition
TO bp held IN Chicago from NovombcI
eth to December ith. This exposition
IL of an agricultural nature and In al
probability only stock and agricultural
products will bc sent to Chicago.
The inquiry into the mental condition
Of Joseph McCiOwnn, who was tried las
last week md acquitted Of the charg
Of murder, resulted in Judge Brow
!, committing him to the Hospital 10
Mental Diseases ut Reno. The &c
1uittal Of Mctiowan on the ground q
/ insanity and his commitment to tn
asylum meet with tho approval OF thos
/ familiar with tho case. No N familia
/ with the circumstances donbts TINT d
D Is insane on tho subject Of mines and
= dangerous subject to bc Mt large. III
| caro- and treatment he will receive
o tho asylum will benefit him PHYSICAL
i. II IL does not mentally. l1c gave h
( age ot rs years during tho trial M
sccms good for several more
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. OiO;l
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE,
Carson City. Neyadn.
May -, 1909.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat. of
TNscarora. Elko County. Nevada, has filed I'M his
visions OF Section 300. Revised statutes of ,he
United States. the Northwest quarter OF tho
Northwest quarter CNW & of NV - of SEC.
ton Twenty.four tsD, Township Forty.thr,e
IiS1 North. Range Fifty.two (52) East. NJ. %. IL.
& ~, containing Forty (iO) acres.
any anu AL persons claiming adversely the
land described, or desiring 10 object becnIsc nf
the mineral character Of the land. or for nny
other reason, To the disposal to the applicant.
should file his protest In this office on or hei ~.
the 18th day OF July, y. d.. 1900.
Louis j. Con-.
Nae. Regis cr.
Date OF last publication July 10. 1909,
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. o4o74
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May 20. 1900.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat. Of
Tnscaroru. Elko County. Nevada, has filed in this
ONCE his application to locate under the Pro
visions of Section zoe. Revised Statutes of the
United States. the Southwest quarter OF the
Northwest quarter (Sw Il of NV ~ OF
Section Twenty-three (23). Township Forty
three C3D North. Range Fifty.two (5e) East.
NJ. ID. B.& NJ. containing forty G0) acres.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring TO object because of
the mineral character of the land. or for any
other reason, To the disposal to the applicant.
should file his protest in this ONCE on or before
the 18th day Of July. A. d., 1900.
LOUIS !. COIN.
Register.
Date of first publication June 1. 1879.
Date OF last publication July 10, i01l.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. oicos
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.

CARSON CITY ASD OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May %, 1909.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat. of
TnScaron. ElkoC County Nevada. has filed In this
ONCE his application To locate under the Pro
visions OF Section s306. Revised Statutes of the
United States, the Northeast quarter of the
Southwest quarter (SE q OF SW ~ OF Section
us, Township Forty!thrcc (43)
North. Range Fifty.two (5s) East. NJ. d. u. &
M. containing forty (iO) acres.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land. or for
any other reason. to the disposal to the ap-
pIicant. should file his protest In this ONCE on
Louis j. COIN.
Register.
Date OF first. publication June T.. 1900.
Date of last publication July To- iV0p.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. 0i070
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.

CARSON CITY LASDO OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May ~. 1909.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat, OF
TuScarora. ElkO County, Nevada. has filed I'm
thls once ms application to locate under the Pro-
visions of Section s:uJ. Revised statutes of the
United States. the Southeast quarter of the
Southeast quarter (SE 4 Of Sc ~ OF Section
Fourteen ND. Township Forty-threc (I3) North.
Range Fffty'two (52) East. NJ. ID. Is. & NJ, con.
tanning Forty GO) acres.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring To object because of
the mineral character OF the land. or for any
other reason. to the disposal to the applicant,
on or before the iith day Of July. \. ID. 1909.
LOUIS J. COM,
Register.
Date OF first publication June 4. 1909,
Date Of last publication July 10. 1909.
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Serial No. or 2
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CAusoN CIrY.LANn orrlcr

'a"S"N tlTf>l,ANn 0FFlCS.
Carson City. NCyadp.
May ~. It's
NOIlCE Is hereby given that Peter Carat. of
lmscar0ra. ElkOC Ounty Nevada. has hlcdi In this
oIlcc MS application to locate under the pro.
visions OF section goo. Revised statutes az ihe
United states, the. Northeast quarter OF tho
mortncast quarter one g Of NE ~ Of Section
l"Chty;threc GD, Township FOrty.thrcp Oar
Nsofth. Range fiity.two t52j East. NJ. ID. Il
M: continuing Forty (IO) acres. N
MY nnu III persons claiming adversely tho
land described. or desiring Ia objrct i,cc,i,sc nf
tnS mincrnl character OF the land. or JoHsny
other reason. TO the disposal to the applicant.
inc i'th day OF July. a.. d.. 1909.
Louis J, ColiS.
Dntc ~ Ia, ,,,,e. Register.
DHtc OF last publication July ID. isn,
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. otO7o
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CRY LAND OFFICE.

CARSON City LAND OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May %. 1900.
NOTICE is hereby given that Peter Carat of
Tnscarora, Elk County Nevada. has nled In this
ONCE his application to locate under the Pro-
visions OF Section 300, Revised Statutes OF the
united states. the Northeast quarter of the
Southeast quarter one Z OF SEQ of Section
Fourteen Nli, Township Forty-three (43) North.
Range Fifty.two C5s) East, 81. ID. b.. & NJ. COO.
tanning forty CiO) acres.
Any ana all persons claiming adversely the
land described: or desiring to object because OF
the mineral character Of the land. or for my
other reason, tn the disposal to the applicant,
should hle his protest in this Office on or before
the liih day OF July. a. H.. 1909.
Louis j. COIN,
Register.
Date OF last publication July 10, 1909.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16

Recent estimates give 800. 900 miles
Of telephone and telegraph pole line in
the United States. At IN average Of
40 poles to the mile there ARE - 1000.
OVO in use, and assuming that the life
OF a pole is IL years, there are needed
each year more than 2 1850, 900 poles
woodcraft.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
S%almagundi
FROM DAILY

We regret tn learn that Mrs. II. i.
Jmr~ j. very sick. Everybody hopes
she may o recover.
Mr.. and Mrs. 4. VI. Rice, the Com
mcrcinl tailors. left this morning for
ogden 10 visit his relatives.
District Attorney Taber is in Carson
"n legal business. Owing To his alb
sencc. the commissioners met this morn
ing and adjourned until next Monday.
Mrs. Robinson and daughter, Ernie,
u Ruby valley are in town. They
G1nc in to meet Miss Dorothy lsobinson
who arrived from Salinas, California.
last night.
One Of Paul Schillcrstom's boys and
Charlie Clayton had trouble on South
Fork Saturday over water and Mr..
Schillerstoin swore to II complaint
charging Mr. Clayton with assault and
battery.
The desire to get to heaven would he
W S'il'la htA " ~ ~ S''NA inh
people were not of tho opinion that tho
gold with which the streets there are
paved must lr nailed down.-Chicago
Record. Herald.
Mrs. Lola Merritt arrived from st.
Paul last night ON n visit to her parents.
She was Il passenger on the Denver *
Rio Grandc train that was wrecked
last week and escaped injury, but lost
the most of her clothing.
Harry Webb, an cinployc of Senator
Hunter, was kicked in tho breast 10y u
mulc mt the ranch west Of town ycster.
day afternoon and severely injured. He
was brought t." town and taken t0 the
Redwood hospital. He is getting along
nicely today.
Tho remains of Miss Ivy Boss, sister
of Mrs james IIardcsty Of South Fork,
will arrive from San Francisco on No. !
tomorrow morning and the funeral will
take place from tho undertaking parlors
at = o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Friends
and aCuunintanccs are respectfully re-
UucStrd to attend.
GEORGE Waite. the Carson express
agent who WAS convicted in tho United
States court Of forgery; was sentenced
Saturday by Judge Harrington to five
years imprisonment In II federal prison
NkT..t. ......l I,,ll;,,,, al,tf,tNa1 IN thp
Carson mint and sent il to the San
Francisco mint In tho naino OF Oscar
Schulz and forged Schulz's name to the
government check for the amount
due.
Hunters must bo careful, ~ tho gam,
warden has instructed nll deputies t.
keep II close rye ON things to sec that
no one gcts IN OF the chickens II day u,
two ahead of time, rs Is the usual cas'
every year. Warden Lindsay vii
leave town IN the morning TO- p~ctsOnall,
look over some Of the good CHECKER
fields. Remember tho season docs no
open until July H.
Tho McGOwan murder case went I
the jury at Has Saturday night and
verdict Of not guilty was returned
few minutes after IL o'clock. ThrC
ballots were taken. The first stood !
toe for acquittal, tho second II to ! IN
the third was unanimous. The defend
ant was discharged from custody. hi
his freedom was very short ~ DistriC
Attorney Tahcr anticipated tho verde
and had prepared u complaint again'
him for insanity. flo was taken int
custody on this charge and placed |
the keeping Of Attorney Gcdncy unit
o'clock this afternoon when Juda
Brown inquired into his mental col
dition. Tho examination was still gOin
on when we went to prcss.
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Serial No. Oi07I
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada,
May 2S, 1907.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat, of
Tuscarora. Elko county. Nevada. has filed in this
olce MS application to locate under the Pro-
visions of Section 2N6. Revised Statutes of the
United States. the Southwest quarter OF the
southeast quarter (SW u OF Sc - OF Section
Fourteen CD, Township Fort y.ihree (I3) MOI th.
Range Ftfty-two t5e) East, NJ. ID. II. & NJ. con.
tanning Forty (i0) acres.
ANY una ll persons claiming adversely the
Iand described. or desiring to object because of
the mineral character OF the land, or for any
other reason, 10 the disposal to the applica ut.
should file his protest in this OriCe on or hef ,re
the 18th day of July, 4. D., 1901.
Louis J. Com.
Register.
Date Of last publication july 10. 1900.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16

An lnhuman suggestion was made
by n correspondent the other day
that VIC should protect English art.
lists by putting n dut. on old masters
of foreign schools. II Is not the
average English artist OF today who
wants protection; the man who should
DO protected is the poor unfortunate
creature who has to look at the art.
lists pictures. London Saturday Re
view.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. Opyp
NOTICE ron rUnLICATIOS.
CAUsOS CRY LAND OFFICE.

Carson CITY. Nevada,
May ~. 1909.
NOTICE ~ hereby given that Peter Carat. of
Tuscarorn. ElkoC County Nevada. has nled in thjq
onicc his application TO locate under the PRO.
visions Of Section 2SG. Revised Statutes OF the
United states. the. Southeast quarter Of the
Thirteen U3p. Township Forty.thrCc N9 North.
Range Fifty.twO (b2) East. 81. ID. ~ & n, con.
tanning forty (iOb acres.
Any and all persons claiming adversely tho
land described, or desiring To object because Of
the mineral character of the land. or for any
other reason, To the disposal to the applicant.
should file his protest In this onicc on or before
the 18th day OF Juiy. a. H.. 1909.
Lotus j. ConS.
Register.
Dat" nf last publication july IN. ipn.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1909-07-16
Serial No. oi0;.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CRY LAND orrtc,

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May ~, I9I.
NOTICE IS hereby given that Peter Carat. of
Inscnrora. EikoC county, Nevada. has filed in this
ounce ms application TO locate under the Pro
VISIONS OF section gnJ. Revised Statutes OF IN,
united states. the Northeast quarter of he
Southcast Quarter (NE e OF Sc 20 OF Section
I%shty-nhree 'SD Township Forty.three UO
M. containing Forty Go acres.
Any ana all persons claiming adversely ;he
i,hu described. or desiring to object bccau ~ of
thc mineral character Of the land. or for ANY
other reason, to the disposal to the applicant,
should ME his protest In this onlcc on or bCfcrc
the 18th day of July. A. ~, 1909.
LOuIs J. Con-,
Dn,c u, lire, RegiStc or,
Date of last publication july 10, jan
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Serial No. OIGS
NOTICE FOR PUHLICATION

Serial No. OICS
SurIGE - PUHLICATION
CAHSOS CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May ~. iON
NOTICE IL hereby given that Peter Carat. Of
TuScarOra. ElkO County. Nevada. has filed In this
ofice his application TO locate under the Pro-
visions of Section 2pG. Revised Statutes OF the
United States. the Northwest quarter of the
Southwest quarter tSW 4 Of SW - of Section
Thirteen CID. Township FOrty'thrcc (tD North.
Range Fifty-tw0 (52) East. N ID. H.. & NJ. con.
tanning forty (l0) acres.
Any and ull persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring TO object because Of
the mineral character of the land. or for any
other reason. TO the disposal to the applicant.
should file his protest in this onlcc on or before
the nth day of July, 4. D., 1909.
LOUIS J. COuS.
Register
Date OF first publication June 1. 1000.
Date OF last publication July 10. 1909.
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Serial No. piO6I
NoIIUE FOR PUBLICATIONS.

Serial No. OiOG1
NoIIUE FOR PUBLICATION.
CARSON CITY LASD OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May aS. 1909.
SOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Can't. of
Tuscarora, ElkoC County Nevada. has filed in this
oficc his application to locate under the Pro.
visions of Section 200. Revised Statutes OF the
United States. the Southeast quarter OF the
Northwest quarter (SE 4 of NV 20 of Section
Twelve Cls), Township Forty-thTee (i3) North,
Range Fifty.two (52) East. NJ. ID, Is. & NJ, con.
tanning forty (i0) acres.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring to object because Of
the mineral character of the land. or for any
other reason. to the disposal To the applicant
should file his protest in this OnlcC on or before
the nth day Of July. y. d., Igl.
I.OuIs i. COHS.
NcGisicr.
Date OF Iirst publication June 1. 1902.
Date OF last publication july IL, 1919.
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Serial No. OIO.,
NorICE FOR PUBLICATION.

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City. Nevada.
May -, 1909.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat. of
TuScarorn, ElkoC County. Nevada. has filed In this
Office his application TO locate under the Pro
visions OF Section 23o6. Revised Statutes OF the
United States. the Northeast quarter OF the
Southwest quarter (SE e of Sw "a OF Section
Twcnty.threc taIl. Township Forty.three a3)
North. Range Fifty-two (5a) East NJ. ID. Is, &
NJ. containing forty N0) acres.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land. ar for any
other reason. to the disposal to the applicant.
should file his protest in this Office on or before
the 18th day Of July. \. d.. 1900.
LOUIS j. CoHS.
Register.
Date of first publication June 1. 1919.
Date OF last publication July 10. 1909.
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Serial No. Oi0T3
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City Nevada.
MAY 90. 1919.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat, Of
TuscRrUru Elko County Nevada. has filed in this
onicc his application to locate under tho Pro.
visions Of Section 1905. Revised Statutes Of the
United states. tho Northwest quarter Of the
Northeast quarter (Nw 4 OF NE - of Section
Twcnty thrce l23D. Township Forty three (iD
North, Range FIT y.two (5?D Epst, ". u. H. & 81.
containing forty (i0) acres.
Any ana all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring to object because Of
the mineral character OF the land. or for any
other reason. to the disposal 10 the applicant.
should file his protest 10 this onlcc on or before
the 18th day of July, A.. H.. tnC.
Lotus J. COM.
Register
Date Of first publication June 4. ipp.
Date 81 last publication July 10. ipp.
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Serial No. OiOG7
NnTICE FOR PUBLICATICS.

CARSON CITY LAND OFFICE.
Carson City, Nevada.
May 2S. 1909.
NOTICE is hereby given that Peter Carat. OF
TuSi --roTa. Elko County. Nevada, has filed in this
ONCE his application TO locate under the Pro-
visions Of Section 1905. Revised Statutes of the
United States. the Southwest quarter of the
Northeast quarter (SW e of NE - of Section
Twelve u2l. Township Forty.thrce tED North.
Range Fifty-twO (52) East, NJ. d.. Is. & NJ. con-
thinning forty Ci0) acres.
Any and ull persons claiming adversely the
land described, or desiring to object because OF
the mineral character Of the land. or for any
other reason, to the disposal to the applicant,
should file his protest in this office on or before
the nth day ~ July. \. d., 1909.
LOUIS j. oHS
Register.
Date of first publication June {. 1912.
Date of last publication July 10. 1879.
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Serial No. OiGiS
NOTICE FOR TUHLICATIOS

NOTICE FDE rU~HLICATIOS
CARSoS CITY LAM OFFICE.
Carson City, Nevada.
May y. 100
NOTICE Is hereby given that Peter Carat. of
TuScarOra. ElkO County. Nevada, has filed in this
oflicc his application To locate under the Pro
visions of Section 200. Revised Statutes OF the
United States. the Southwest quarter OF the
Southwest quarter (Sw Il of W ~ of Section
Thirteen U3). Township Forty-three (ID North.
Range Fifty.two (5s) East. NJ. ID. Is. *. NJ, con.
tanning forty (iO) acres
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
land described. or desiring to object because OF
the mineral character Of the land. or for any
other reason. TO the disposal to the applicant.
should file his protest in this Ofllcc on or before
the nth day of July, a.. ID. lN9.
LOUIS j. COHS.
REGISTER.
Date of first publication June I. 1909.
Date Of last publication July 10. 1909.
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Tn. evening services ut the Presby-
, .ri,u church will I've held ut $50. until
further notice.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-08-27
BREED THEATER.
Soldiers of the U. S. Az Feature
Picture.

Another crowded house at the Breed
was the state of affairs, when the very
excellent bill was shown, and although
the weather was intensely, warm, the
many provisions for the cooling Of the
theater prevented it from being un-
comfortable. Added to the fact that
the Breed is one of the highest the
aters. between Joints, in the city, is
the fact that the great windows run
ming from floor to ceiling, admit free
circulation of fresh air from the river,
and the great ventilators on the roof,
IRE carrying off immense quantities of
heated air besides numerous electric
fans that are running continually,
making this theater most comfort
able spot
The great picture Soldiers of the
u. S. A. shows how our boys in
blue are trained from the raw re-
cruit, to the tried veteran. The scene
of the drilling of the raw recruits in
the awkward squad is one of the most
ludicrous scenes ever witnessed and
the spectators fairly howl. This is
very perfect in the Photographic sense
and the many scenes are greeted with
continued applause.
There are many other excellent pic
lures shown all worthy of mention,
and the large attendance attests the
fact of the high standard of the en-
tertainment
BY popular request Master Harry
Noonan sang "As Long as the World
Rolls On song of great artistic de-
mands. but rendered it SO well, that
he was compelled to repeat the refrain
three and four times. His ability in
this line seems unlimited
Norwich bulletin., 1909-08-27
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever sax,ras


Stella-Did he say he loved Vol N
so many words +? Belia-Yes: seventeen
pages.-New York Sun.
Friend-I suppose You will be writing
lot Of jokes on these bathing suits
Professional humorist-I couldn't on
most of them; there isn't room
Judge. ~
Knicker-Has Jones anything for
rainy day? Bocker-Yes. he has saved
friend to borrow an umbrella from.
New York Times.
That's a mighty interesting woman
| was just talking to yonder." Il never
Shes my wife."-Houston Post.
What did you say last night when
Jack asked you to marry him - Il
shook my head" Sideways or UP and
down ?'-Boston Transcript.
so you think you'll go to the noun
breeze at the seashore Always blow
ing the cards off the bridge table
Louisville Courier Journal.
Say" said the Theosophists small
boy, Il guess my pa was a baseball
umpire in a previous existence" What
makes you think so?" Mas Away.
throwing things at him, Detroit Free
Press.
Tramp TIN the countryl-fes, once
rode a bike, but I had to give II mp.
Cyclist-Why? Tramp-Well, yer see,
the owner was coming down the road
behind me and the policeman had a
rope stretched across in front.-New
York Tribune.
I'm going to be married merit week.
old man. CT gcatulate me-" We'll.
1 didn't know you were engaged" 4
wasn't until somebody told me where
a young couple could get a fine, cook
cheap. And 7 hated to miss the op-
portunity. Leader.
Have you got any Georgia patent
currycombs 2" asked Farmer Fishbaek.
of a Bllville merchant the other day.
Il don't know" replied the storel5eep-
er. I've got several kinds. What sort
is the Georgia patent?' ITS male
with scallops so II will At In between
a mules ribs this time of the year
Atlanta Constitution.