The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-07

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To Editor, or whoever is there contain
ing this high job
Dear sir:-FIrst gimp obtained Of
Hon, John ID. Rockfellow was On the
broad pieazza of his homely residence
at Tarifrtown, n. Y, where that great
xuancy Gentleman was doing cake
dance before six caddish golf-boys to
show how a Successful man must have
ebeerful legs. Them golfboys was
setting in line like a Sunday class
shrinking lemonade of delicious sour
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when he seen me he made smile.
Han RockfalIow's smile are like his
hair. it do not hurt him to take 1t on.
Yet without it he would seem NAKED
and ashamed. How can he sleep at
night when Hon Barber have removed
Il far slight sbampoo2 require no
answer
ssWhat Charity Organization do You
represent9" he require squeezing my
hand like it was a rival plpe-iine'
was surprised to see him let 1t 60
al am not Charity, corrooe'
q am q Japanese repoftef'
ssI don't care for Yellow journal
Ssts." he dib, permitting his smile to
slip slightly downward. land yet
admire your nerve.'
aAb. Mr.. Sirl'' ] explode reverently,
al how / nourish such delicious com
pliment from you'll
oNegIecf to thank NE, - revoke HON
John. sfbecause ] am most happy when
presenting souvenirs. Some irresponsl-
ble Serawfers for the Jalus Press says
that am a Awful Rich man. This,
of course, is eggzajurated. And yet L
confess if, have massed up a untldy
sum, thanks for my own efforts the
careless cooperation of the American
,,eo,le. Has the temporarious mort
gage on a few hundred millions made
nv soul any less useful for religlous
purposess"
am helpless to reply.
ssAnswer is, Noll" he say with en-
ahdsiastie. ST shall always be fond
q sympathetiek TO the down jammed
glasses. 7, too. have been poor j, too,
have been humbel toiler in the bone |
ward. If my youth was a large take !
IN my ofdy age shall be great give |
away. IF ] ever become really Wealthy /!
and who knows what9-then / shall /
not do as others does and button up !
my heart against the yeip of Want &
Misery. An, not sol ] shall always !
he as generous as the poorest brick
1ayer in Wastehester County, |
ttTt is more blessed to give than to |
deceive - 7 snuggest.
wRar +Fxr So TNarhanstv GO - TnnOTT /
Hon. Rock "Aud yet it are impossi- |
bic 10 run a great Modern Industry on
4hem AItruistick principles. " /
While we was thusly ehattering one |
Of them caddish golf-boys approach up
with glass 6 Oliver Twist expression
atKindly, please. Mr.. Sir John, ~ he
manipulate, feould me & Willie Smith |
obtain one additional guench of that
Rmonades"
sITf you do not curb such thirst you
will become merely a curb broker, re-
proach Hon. John with kind eyebrows.
So he squeeze iemonpiteher to glasses
of them I4adds and make another entry
In Hon. Cash Book
'"Great difficulty about giving away
cash 6 groceries, resume he, sis that
IL make extra work at the end of the
month. When Archy Bald {he's my
boOkkeeper) look over Ledger he must
SEQ that item Expenses 23c.' What
do that extra 23c representa- he will
enquire suspeetfuly. Lemons ! report
shyIy. what you doing with lemonsP
he viii require. shave you been forming
another Independent Oil Co in Texas?'
ttWith such pinchward Manager |
fear shall never go bankruptcy in my
eldy age"
sad smiles for him.
@What lessons was you teaching
these caddish golf boys when ] arrived
apt" ] require for chanaga-off.
$fThese boys is members of my Lit
tie Strugglers Club, !" he renounce "We
meets here every Wednesday when it
rains & slight chat-talk is enjoyed from
me- Today our topiek is Success in
], life. ,"
''How you teach them such wise max
soms, pleased" I request.
''I shall show You" collapse Hon.
u oek fellow sweet1y turning to that row
OF Children. SfBoys,'' he pronounce,
sswhas nice qualities of brain must we
cultivate TO be Successful
1hSEuSy honesty IdlFheSs, opedlehtc|
generosity 6 disposition to pull up
them what is tucked under MS, report
these BOYS phonograieally.
&tWhat wicked faults must we brush
off our souls before we can be Success
sulYf he negotiate.
a'Selffsh thoughts, sly trix. deceptive
rebates, dumb directors. high tariff &
low company, they decry paroqlettish-
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stand beswftehed for surprise.
40 answer me candiedlv, Hon. Rock