The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-29
Most Notable
Dream
Of a Trip Through the Aid of Many
Famous and Popular
Plays.

"The Music Master" and "Raffles' were
playing Checkers" with ISIS Hopkins"
and "Foxy Grandpa" in the parlor of
"Hotel Topsey Turyey" situated IN the
suburbs of "Y una, Arizona" "The
Man From Mexico, King Dodo' and
rip Vai. Winkle" were among the
spectators. just at a crucial point the
game was i'll .errnpted by "The Prince
of India" who announced that "Polly
of the Circus" al beel "Kidnaped in
New York" by .'rhe Queen of the
White Slaves" and taken to the home
of "The King of the Opium Ring"
IN. Jolly, of Joliet" made his presence
known by suggesting that david Har-
um," lathe Virginiah" and himself form
a rescuing rarty. He was coolly in
formed by "The Devil'' that he was
more than "Forty-Five Minutes From
Broadway" and she was on "a Trip to
Chinatown" by this time and it would
be taking "a Desperate Chance" for
"a Stranger in New York" to think OF
going after her.
"Young Buffalo" "Sherlock Holmes
and "A Millionaire Detective" known
as "The Evil Eye" went to the rescue.
They were intercepted, however, by "a
Ragged Hero" Of the name of "Yon
Yenson" who afterward proved to be
"The. Man of the Hour" with tie in-
formation that she had eloped with
"The Count of MI nte Cristo." We
were now entertained by debate be-
tween "TLe Telepht ne Girls, princess
Chick" "The Chaperones" and 'The
Merchant Of Vince who insisted en
raising the price of silk and satin much
to the disgust of his fair patrons. 1t
was broken up, however, by the en-
trance of "The Man From Home" with
the news that "The Thrt Twins" who
had refused to accompany "The Spoil
ers" OIL their trip "Across the Desert >
had in company with "The Gambler of
the West" king L. ara I'd "Tte Gam
bler's Daughter" "Cinderilla," succeed
ed i'll winning .Bfewster's Millions
made bankrupts of "The Roger Bros
of Wall St."-started "Wildfire" in
"McFadden's Row of. Flats"-bonght
all the champagne in "Gay C.ney Is
land" and after destroying "Uncle
Toms Cabin" had left for "The Golden
West" in,e .ding togo Across tie Pa.
ciic" with Lady Frederick"
| l left "The Great Divide, ,""The Night
Before the Fourth" accompanied by
"My Tomboy Girly and "The Wizard
of Or" OH my .Way Down East ,
j While resting "UFnder the Greenwood
Tree "In Old Kentucky" who should
cross my vision but .The College Wild.
ow" i'll "a Race for Life" with "a Tex,
as Ste er" and but for the timely inter.
vention of 1.-TWO Gentlemen of Yer.
ona" she would never have betn pres
ent al "The Tanning of the Shrew"
i On our way Through the Heart OF
Maryland" we were overtaken by "Ru
, dolph aud Adolph" who had been "Ir
O0uOuCy Will Zd Z6s LILY GOlC
] US stories of "When Knighthood Was ir
Flower"-about "The Fatal Wedding
, OF "Othello" and 4The Merry Widow
, tales of sporting Life" "In Normandy
and had just finished telling how it fell
, to go "Through the Breakers" at theil
summer home "Shore Acres" wher
. .fIelIo Bill" sounded on the brs eze
We turned and beheid "The Qlren o.
the Highway" scss.iecting toll from
i Captain jerks of the Horse Marines.
II On reaching ST 10 Gay White Way
was told that aLittle Memo" had elop
: ed with my Wife" put .Sergean
j jeans" of the aSscret Service on th,
! case at once. While refreshing mysel
at the Suburban" / overheard 9Th
: Yankee Consul from the land Of 9TH
Mikado" telling .Mrs. Wiegs of th
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