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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18
sns benz 2eben 2nbtais ltblanbs.

Cine Sdaar iuneer, entbuiiolti-
ider Serebrer bes groBen 9i1ters
6e5ogen inn Sabre 1867 oie Timber
iitat Siibingen, poielbit l1blano feb
te. @0e Die iugenbliben S6mdrmer,
S6maben unb Norooeutihe, iudtea
bos Soeal ibrer Suge1b anf, I'M
i'm perionli6 fennen 5u lernen. 81
ner aus 8remen mar Ser ldlparme=
rii6ite unter ibnen, uno 10 oft ie
@benos ODER pielmebr Nabts gemein-
lam nod Sauie sineen, ~itiftete er Die
&ommilitonen an, nit linn Dor llb-
lonos Saus 81 5ieben, Inn bort nod
einen @eiang anauitimmen. Meii1
mablten Tie bel oieier @elegenbeit oos
berrli6e 2ieo: v@enn bent Der Geilt
bernieoeritiege", uno ianeen bann ae-
tpiifenbaft aGe iieben aht5eiligel,
Stropben. go ging es ldngere 3eit
Sat- ieoe Nabt fort uno feiner Der
iungen, begeiiterten @erebrer Ses
greiien Oidters oafte onran oab tie
ben @efeierten ourb ibren idallen-
ben @eiang in ieinem eriten Sdlaie
itorten. 9a erbielten Tie zines Cages
formli6 cine @inlabltng 5u einenl
frugalen Mbenbbroo Ing Sans bes
9ihters. Wit Sreuben folgte ieoer
oieier ieltenen aus5ei6nung nno
itelte li6 rebt3eitig in Gala ein.
ublano beipirtete iie outs liebers=
miiroigIte, uno Dos Mbenobroo lieb
ni6ts gu miini6en iibrig. Muf oas
Giien folete cine fDrmli6e @ein=
ibladt uno i'm Gntbuliasmus iongen
Die Stuoenten elm 2ieo outs moere.
SdlieBlib itimmte Der S9ndrmer
aus Bremen oos 2ieo pom @eiite an
Der iebt in Der Sat gu ibnen bernie
oergeitiegen NOR. nblano borte itiG
Dor iid binladelno Sen @eiang big
81 Gnoe an; aber pie itaunten ieine
iugen0lihen 8erebrer, als 1i6 Ser
Difter bierauf Aerbob uno ernitbaff
periiderte, bob ibm oieies 2ieo iest
gar nidt mebr gefuaen mole. IS
lei Inn biele Stropben gu lang; ipenr
er es nod einmal su 6idten bGtte,
ipiiHae er es iiderlid fiirsen MAIDEN.
Iilsiprub oes Weilters, ser
falt einem @-eroammungsllrteiI zines
ieinsr berrliditen @eoidte gleidtoln,
muroe 5llerit nit itummem itarrem
angebort, unb oann foIgten
oie lebbafteiten @ioeriprii9e BON
alien Seiten. ublano lieB rubig Ben
Sturm an iih poriibergeben uno iae-
te 5ulesf: 1@ber meme 9erren, Die
les 2ieo foitet mid ieoe Naht meinen
beiten 8ormitternadtsiblaf; pdre es
fonnte i6 bdloer nieoer I6la=
9amit lenfte er freunolif Sic
l1nterbaltung auf Elm anberes Sbema.
l1blanb batte nit Der 8emirtung ser
ieinen 3med errei6t, nib
ourfte bon nun an rngeitOrt lhla.
fen. Sour Der ShnGrmer aug gre-
men ioa bas 2ieo 5uipeilen nod
gon5 leiie beim Nahbauiegeben DOR
it'd bingeInmmt baben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18
0iebrise 5abrpreiie nad sommer.
&eiprten M Ser Serieg &iite.

8abreno Der Monate SUM- uno
SuIf miro oie 6eriibmte 8epniplpa=
nia Sbort Cine bon ct. 2olis tde-
lid Sommer-S ouriiten=Sidet 5a
1B oes gemobnli6en @~infpegigell
Breiies berfaufen, gut fir 80 Gage
pom 9atum BEG 8erfaufes an, mad
ben foIeenoen &eiorten an Der Sericp
&iiite: @ibburp 8arf, Mtlantic Gitp.
Cope Map, 8elmar, Song granh,
Ocean @rope, 8oint 8leafant, Sea
@irt, Sprins Safe, .Solp 8eab.
8ilomoob, Ocean Gitp, uno 5ca
Ssle @itp.
G~erbinbenoe 2inien perfoufesl
ebenfals oieie 2ifets uber oie Yeuu-
iDlpania Sbort Sine unb Sournten
fonnen iid oesbalb an 8aiiagier- uno
Sidet=@genten Der perbinbenoen 81
MEN INN Snformation, ODER lib per-
ionlid, brieflib, per Selepbon ooer
telegraph menoen an 6. 81. gairo.
Srapelins 8aiienger=Mgent, San SIN.
tonic, Seras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18
@rmnbeiacmtnms . Hebcrtraaunaen.

Clifton George Company an S. 6.
Iro, @rnnoitiid III Der 8epitone Yart
Subbibiiion; $145.
5rml S. @aloe3 an Sppenbeimer Nps
ton Complaint, @r1inoftiid an Der Sib
Shores unb Big SCOT StraBe; $25.
. 4noretp S. Sid an 8. 3. @oo5s
tpuro, 208.2 older 9ano uno "a
ader 2anb; 100000.
S. 9. gaIabau an 1aul Miacr,
@runoitiid am marlborough 8Ince;
$2250.
Ilbre6t ulo gbipin Sebler an Guido
Sebler, @runbitiid on Der Gan Suon
Hoob; 500.
@atbias llbr an s. S. @abton ltro
Srau. @runoitiid an Der @aaion StraBe;
$1,000.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18
arafe6Imader binausaeiuorfen.

Benn Elm 2eioenoer an Magenbe-
i9meroen Or. Sings Stem 2ife BiGs
nimmt, lit er frob, bob feline Dpspep-
tia un6 ltnoeroaulidfeit binausfliegt
ODER nod mebr, er freut fid allf
iiber ieinen neuen, feinen Mppetit.
Starfe Nerfen, geiunoe @raft uno
oas 9aes, neil Wagen, 2eber unb
@ieren ribtig arbeiten. 25c BEL aGeli
Ornggiitelt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18

Sefretar M6olf 8ra1io perlas ben
8erift iiber Die Irbeit oes lebtcr
balben Sobres, melher au6 ange-
nomnlen puroe. Sn leinem 8erIdt
iprab Serr @raiio eegen &n5eigeh.
fir mel6e unbefannte @genten io-
licitieren, ferner berihtete er iiber
bie @rbeit bes areoit=gureous l1ab
Dos @ufbreden Ser Bremium=Glub
Die i6on lange i6ipebenbe SraQe,
ooB oie @roB-&aufleute lire re
ail=O departments oufgeben ioaten,
fam mieOer 5ur8eipredun9, tie fonntc
a6er natiirlid gu feinem &eiultat
fibren. Cine 4onferen5 NIT Or.
S. g. abbott bon Ser Seras 8ure
5000 %Gommiiiion, gu beiierem Ser
itd1lonis uno 9urdfiibrung oes 8e.
ieses mltroe porgei6laeen. Brali-
bent Sic. Yeters ernannte folgerbe
9elegaten 5ur Staats- &o%npention
Der u3etaiI Mterbn1ts M%lfociation",
melde am %. biz "a. Sum- il
9emple 5%uiammentritt: geic Heter5,
8iaiam Morgan, @l1euit Brian IT,,
4oolf @raiio, @. s.. goeecombe, G.
8roeger, S. @eber, S. Stude, 3.
S. @osnig, @. 6ernanoea ir., 8. S.
Croft, 8. 81. Weper, @iGiom &id=
ter, g. g. 2,lcas, S. S. @eit uno
9. 8arga.
Die Mpplifation bon @in S.
8ooos auf 5reilaiiung gegen 8ollo
lit BON Hidter Marep pom 8unoes-
@eribt in @uitin oesbalb pertpeigcrt
moroen, neil Der geiteGte 8ono
ni6t s%eniigerb mar. Cine 9iirg-
i6aft bon $4,000 miro perIanet.
INN Serrn @ooos Die 5reibeit bis sur
@ntideioung ieines Sales in ben
oberen 8eri6ten mieber 81 geber.
&eb. S. 8. 9aag bat feline
Stelle als 8aitor Ger oeutid=epalage-
liiben Srieoens-@ emeinbe, gfe bon
Wein Mbenue uno glmira Strol;e,
nieoergelegt uno lit Nep. s. Saenger
BON Gan Warcos an ieiner Stene CT
nannt.
Sran M. 6. @nbnfe lit unter
$7508iirgidaft aus oerSaft entlolien
moroen. SEER Sbafer idrieb oplil
Soipital aus, oaB ieine @unoe ni1t
eefdbrlid lei unb er nibt piinid)e.
hth 5rou &ubnfe lar1ger in 6ofs
aeI;ulten merbe. gr belttete oohs,
nidt on, Oh er miinibe, oaB ser Soil
nieoergei6lagen mer6e unb er ni1t
uls 3euge eribeinen merbe. 6rdl,
&unfe muroe Dor Die @roBgeidmo-
renen %eitiert, bod mar ibr 0erb5.
mn bon fur5er Dauer.
Srau Sophie gbenault bat sc
Saloonpirte @inn & @bite olli
$4,000 baoenerias %perflagt, neil
oieielben ibrem minoeridbrieen Sob-
ne, Heio @benault, 6 y9rinfs" be-
fault bitten, moour9 berielbe be-
trunfen muroe. Srav gbenauIt De-
houptet, bob ibr naG Dem 8eleb fir
ieoen oieier uDrinfs" $500 5ufamer.
Die &Iase sebt eegen Die Wirte urn
tire giirgen, Die rSioelitp ano Cont
miiiion Company.
Serr 6. S: Maooen bon 4a,l-
ias Gitp bat BON &errn 9. s.
8ooomarb 1922 4der 2ano an ser
Someriet 2anoitraBe, iiiolid ser
Staot, gefauft. Ser &aufpreis lpar
$66,400 ooer 5000 per Mder. 9os
gauge 2ano lit betpdiierbar uno beiBt
es, bob Der neue gigentiimer oas
2ano in feline Sarmen CUR Sru.6t
nno @eniiieaudt aus5uleeen beob-
iihtigt.
Sci elmer fur5en gerIamnl-
lung oes @eiunobeitsrates muros Sic
Goronersfrage, mel6e Die Serren
lhon lett lange IN 8erleeenbeit &C.
bradt, mieoer beiproden, bod o5ne
elm Ieiultat gu er5ielen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18
MIIcrIei.
Die @ppthefer Some

xix ApulDeieI : StUIIUellIIUll
Delhe bier in San Mntonio sii5om.
lEeilfam, lit nun poruber. Die Ser.
rem iheinen iid gut amuliert alt ha-
hen uno maften alt9 einen Ills.
flng nod Heu=8raunfeIs. Sci ser
Veriammlungen muroem piele iii.
tereiimte &eoen eebalten, barunte.
cine bon Brof. 6. SO. @. Saabere
bon Chicago iiber Batent=M eoisinen
fDel6e 6as @el1Gft Ser Mpotbefer
uno aerate fbdoigten. neber Mrs
G66p uno anbere @eilmetbooen. 100.
bel feline Weoiain berluanot miro,
oriidte er iid bumoriitiib aus. sis
naditer 8eriammlungspIas pnrnc
|Sort @ortb ermablt. Solgenoe Be
ante muroen erpGbIt: 8rGiioent,
q. S. @aIfer, @onaales; /. @ice-
Rrdiioent, $. 6. Sadion, @mItin:
2. gice-Iraiioent S. 81. Gabpa,
|San Mntonio, 3. @ice-Graiioe.r,
$. 9. Shumann, Neu-graunfcls;
Sefretdr nbSdasmeilter, 6. IS.
gberle, Dallas; beimiider Sefretar,
s. 8. Carleton, @uftin uno Siltc-
rifer, WiB s. q. 5bipe. 6olgenbe
5ebn Namen loaen Dem @ouper1leur
5ugeimot meroen, INN aus ib1,en
ben State Board of Bbarmacy"
aus5unablen. Bruce 8~reoenburq,
Beaumont, S. g. Goulion, Gorll.
cana, 81. Q. &idter, Neu-8~rau1feIs,
%. $. gouiins, Munoap, 81. g
Deener, glein, Ialll 8repnlarll,
Shulenbure, 9. 9. Sreoomel,
l1bdloe, Sobn M. @eefs, @aaineer,
Com S. Snea, Cooper, nn6 @. =.
Hobertion, @on5ales. Den I'm
Itano, oaB man feline Mpotbetcr
aus groBeren Staoten ernannt, err
fl1rte Eraiibent @alfer oaourd,, oaB
@ouperneur Campbell gegen Die gro
Beren Staote eingenommen iri
uno i'm lesten Sabre nur einen Der
borgeihlagenen &anoionten ernanllt
babe. Wan moate ibm oaber feills
@ntiduloigung fir cine nohmaIiee
Wihtadtung Der Recommendation ae.
ben.
Sberiff 2inoiep uno feline De-
puties meroen in ndditer ISOLDE hit
benz anbeften Ser 8roflamaiipr
fir Die am 3. Mugnit itattfinoenoe
Wabl #iiber 3 4men0ements all ull.
ierer &onititution beginner. Gic.
Mmenoements iino : u Die @iiltig.
erfldrung bon Sduloiitriften urlo
Bombs, gegen mel6e unter bent I'M
abbdngigen S6uloiitrift- @eieb EN-
ungiinitiges lrteil abgegeben rpur.
De. p 9ie Snforporation gepiilcr
Shuloiitrifte, nelde in einem ooeT
mebr Counties liegen, obne beipuoere
G%inDiaigung Der 2egislatur, II. Die
geredltigung oieier 9iitrifte iiber
cine Spe5ial-S hnIiteuer big 5l 50
Gents auf oas 500 @igentllm a6.
itimmen gu laiien, iotpie Die Be
ooB Il Der Stnats-
Sffupation-S teuern uno Die 81
Staaas-Bod-Sar Dem Sdulfon6 su-
fommen. - Die 8eredtigutg Dor
St1oten BON 5000 ODER mebr Gin.
ipobner iber Bombs our @nlage DOH
Setpers, StraBfnpffaiterung II. 4. r.
un6 oieielben aus5uge,
ben. mos bis iest MIR ben groBeren
Gtdoten erlaubt NOR. Mlle Srei
Announcements itnb gut uno iolten
angenommen tDeroen.
-9 Die b~nlbidbrlide geriammlung
Der uRetail Merhants a%iiociatiou"
fano am 9onneritag @beno itott
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-06-18
9heiue.

Gouis S6lpBbere uub Gable Green.
Waltef 5arplb arreger unb gorinne
3uInig.
Silmer g. @uentber unb 9ora glarfe
fpu.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
REAL HELP.

"Mister." whined the mendicant with
the wooden leg. cant you help poor
old sailor wot has had his leg bit.
ten on by a shark"
Dear mel" exclaimed the kind
hearted professor. Il believe can.
my poor man. Come around to tho
college,"
After hoobling along for ten blocks
the professor led the way through an
iron gate and up TO his study.
Here you are. my poor man. Now
don't say I never gave you anything"
The beggar almost toppled over
with establishment.
"w-what's that. sir?"
why. that's my latest book on
Sharks and Their Ways II you have
that book with you when you fall oy-
erboard next time you won't lose the
other leg. Youth know just how to
dodge them. Good day"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
Poor uncIa Ed.

A man was recently showing his
nice new opera hat to his little
nephew. and when he caused the top
piece to spring open three or four
times the youngster was delighted
A few days thereafter the uncle. dur
ing a visit to the same household.
brought with him a silk hat OF the
shiny. non-collapsible kind. When he
was about to leave the house he en-
countered the aforesaid youngster
running down the hall with what
looked like q black accordion
Uncle Ed" observed the boy. this
one goes awfully hard. had to sit
on IL, but even then couldn't get II
more than half shut "-Illustrated
Bits.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

Jaws of the grateful Dutch again. We
are on our way now to file 'Tremen-
dous Bombardment' and then spend a
peaceful evening at the mess of Her
Msjestys Own First Remarkable Un-
fit Foot. Come on and Join US"
A load sunk over Timothy's heart.
HE'LL" he said. Il thought I'D have
q story at last"
s'Never mind. young 'un," said the
dean of the corps kindly 'Itu come.
You'd better make merry with us to
night at the Remarkabies."
The three rode amiabiy away. Tim
cthy turned from the hilltop. cursing.
and started for camp. There he rout-
ed out his servant TO get his horse,
and. swinging into the saddle. he trot-
ted towards headquarters to look up
final confirmation Of Marklin's report
As he was passing down the lines
he saw an officer squirting towards
the front. II was young Capt. Sheri-
dan-Bedford. Of the commanding gen.
erals staff. Timothy waved his hand.
Sheridan-Bedford pulled up.
IAN quiet," asked Timothy. with
the poIite assurance Of a man who
had haIved his last drink OF whisky
on a wet night with the man be ad-
dressed
Never ask an aide anything you
want 70 find out" replied the other.
with a wink. I'm OF &c the Red bri-
sade myself. The field telegraph to
our right is out Of shape And he
touched his horses TANKS and swung
away again at a gsllop-
Timothy sat for a moment reyoiv-
ing the reply in his head. then he
wheeled sharply about The captain
was vanishing IN q cloud % dust down
the road. Timothy Numbered after
him.
For a space the two wound their
uav through the busy streets Of the
camn. The air was heavy with the
,n,oke Of the Kitchens and alive with
she rumble OF wheels and the indie
srrshabje hum N thousands Of IN
connected tongues. Up and down the
road passed columns % unkempt
troops and wagons loaded with SUP
niles Nov and then an ambulance
raftles feverishiy towards the front,
or cane steadily back from the
sreneheg. bearing vhite-faced men
roughly bsndaEed. or shspeless. Gov
cred bundles splosched With blood.
snoui which the flies clustered greed
Nv Then ne captain turned to ths
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
Neiahborly.


Harkins had lived in his new home
but a couple of weeks and scarcely
knew bis reighbors by sight at the
time of his FIRE. On rushing out OF
the front door he found two OF his
neighbors already on the scene.
Il say" Harkins cried excitedly,
will you run to the corner and give
the aiarm?"
Very sorry." explained the man,
but I have Q wooden leg and can't
run"
The other neighbor pressed for
ward
T say" said Harkins. turning to his
new ally, while I am getting the
things out run over to the corner OK
the street and halloa Fire!
Il am suffering from laryngitis and
can't halioa," said the other neishbor
In q stage whisper
There was not a moment to spare.
but Harkins found time to turn to
them and say politely:
Suppose both Of you go into the
house and bring out easy chairs ana
sit down here and enjoy the blaze
Tit-Bits.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
The Reporter Who
Made a Story
By CAPTAIN LLOYD BUCHANAN
by J. q. Lppincott Cos

Timothy o'Hara. assistant 20 the
war correspondent of the New. York
Morning Post. sat nat down on the
hilltop and chuckled. For two whole
weeks his famous chief had been toss
ing about on q cot in the field hospi-
tai of the Black Hussars. The world
was agog for any word Of the houn-
6sring army and scoop would make
Que famous down all Newspaper row.
Yet here had the phelgmatic British
els squatted painting IN place since
the day Macrae went down with the
fever. Not thing had happened In
the fortnight beyond sniping on the
outposts-until that morning, when
tremendous cannonade had been
opened on the enemy's position. The
Beers were replying with cheerful
fury. There was a general idea that
the English were going to commence
their advance. Timothy viewed with
Joy the self-raised vision of the excit-
ed Office when his cable would arrive
and even the city editor would stop
work-and of the fiaring headlines
later, the loaded columns. the Post
boys shrieking and the country's
hearts beating beside their rolls and
coffee ever his broken batallions"
and bloody heroes staggering into
the captured trenches" He had had
no opportunity to use these pet
phrases since sailing from New York.
Entered on this dream Of death and
glory three peaceful men, khaki-clad
and riding on spiritless horses. Tim
othy rose as he saw them. They were
his rivals. On the left was Marklin.
who made his name as = CUB at Sc
dan.
"Hullo. Irish" cried thas great one
from afar. Got the makings?"
Timothy duly searched his breeches
pockets and procured a pouch. which
he waved in answer. Marklin swung
bis charger towards the hilltop.
Its too bad" he said cheerfully, as
he rolled the cigarette.
"What?' asked Timothy.
Buffers not going to go ahead.
after all. His chief of stan just told
us that positively no movement will
be made at present. The old ele-
plants found a discarded idea and
wants to bite the edges of 1t before
he sticks his bloody head into the
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
A slloht MISUNDERSTANDING.

Al elderly lady who was suing a
railroad company for slight injuries
sustained in an accident went to her
lawyers ONCE one morning to learn
of the progress OF the case. The law
yer had notified the company OF the
action, and the latter agreed to COM
promise II the plaintiff would meet
them half way.
When the lady sent her name in to
the lawyer the ONCE 10y returned
with the question:
Mr.. Breef wants to know what
you'll take?'
That's very considerable OF Mr..
Breef." replied the lady. And. II it's
all the same to him. I'll have a small
glass of sherry"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

A farmer living In q wet and late
district in the east of Scotland found
times and seasons go against him that
he decided not to renew bis lease
Meeting his landlord the other day.
he said:
7 can max nothing o. sic vat and
sour land. and I'm no goin' on Wit.
or I'll be ruined"
We'll. John. take time to think OF
said the landlord. no doubt weE
De able TO come TO terms ] might let
you have the farm at Q reduction on
the acre
~Ah. laird replied the farmer.
your land should be let by the gal
Ion. no by the acre."-Tit-Bits-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

A Long Drink.
who drank up that barrel OF pink
lemonade?" asked the circus man on
a hot day.
why, there was only a swallow.
replied an attendant.
only a swallow"
sSure, / saw the giraffe take it!"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
a Fire Title

Alas Meier stiIl the position Of
Koenisiich Prcussischer Interimistisc b
AuzesteIiter wirklicher viceksssen-
refbersnzieiassistent
BIO. think he has been advanced
ara his title has been shortened sew
oral gyilabies.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
FIyoiosy.

The pesky ny makes you swear by
crawling. craving everywhere He
wipes his feet upon the bread. and
creeps about your hairless head
within the milk he takes a bath. and
I'm the butter MAKES . path. and then
he ansers Mary Jane by speckiins
up the window pane. and mamma
yslis and baby squirns because he
leaves these awful germs Oct out
the sticky paper. quick. anf make
hfn soshsnishty sicki
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

Couldn't Recover.
what put you on the bum"
Doctors"
did they perform malpractice on
you?"
Indirectly. I lent Smith 500 to
pay for an operation. and it killed
him"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

frightened Kitty LAG, night I'm she
scrcamed.-
she tnls ne she vas afraid Of ni-
erobes.-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

when you're away from hcme and sry
Tc get your dad OF mother.
And one leg gets al tired cut
stand awhile on the other.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
Not Taking Chances.

I'd love 20 have my shoes shined up.
'Twould add a natty touch,
But won't. because already IL
Has rained too doggoned much
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
a New Eniction.

Mythomania is the latest term AZ
piled 10 the propensity Of patients "a
Ne 20 ccctors 4-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

The Honeymoon Special.
Bride-Yes, there were six bridal
parties CHI our train.
Old Chum-Well! Well! And tell
me about that long. narrow tunnel
through the mountains. Did you get
through safely?
Bride-Oh. yes. we just squeezed
through.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
On Him.

She has q great big bonnet
So big Il scares me. Gee,
But ! told her to get IL
So It's On me.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

ChoHy Lighthed-Do you think you
could be comfortable on $4,000
year?
Miss Highup-Yes. believe could.
II the people next door hadn't more
than $1,000 a1year.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

Mr.. H.-Tkis is preserving time with
women, isn't it,
Mrs. D..Stuyid nan, Women are
busy preserving all the year around
Mr.. H.-Indeed, What Is there for
them 10 preserve7
Mrs. D.-Their eomplexious. Il there's
nothing else.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

Dauber-There Is life size portrait
/ painted of Buffer. but be refused to
accept IL.
Rauber--It seems TO be good like
ness OF him. What was the trouble!
Dauber-It's only about half as big
as he thinks he is.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13
scHEMERa I

The world Is q world OF scheners
Who strive ell their days for chance
To climb DER the heads OF their fellows
And the size OF their fortunes enhance.
And they're not the persons 20 worry.
IL trick on some other Is played
II the game is not quite on the level
And q questionable cicker Is made.
For all they can see 10 just money
Piled high in Q giittering heap.
They struggle all day for the Collars
And dream OF the same In their sleep.
And. somehow. they seem to'vs forgotten
They're scheduled 20 die some day
And perhaps there VIII be an account
ing
For the treasure they can't take away.
And. somehow. they seem to've Forgotten
Tho fairest of prizes men hold
Are not to me, had for mere money
And can not be purchased with gold.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

Club for Fsmsle Flyers
France has ar seroosuticsi club for
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-10-13

He'll Find Out.
"Do you believe that alfalfa makes
good cigars?"
mo, don't believe II does; but
expect to md out"
"Going to try an alfalfa smoke!
81 expect / shall. You know my
wife always buys me some cigars on
Christmas"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-10-28
SIGNS Of KIDNEY COMPLAINT.

The warning signs Of Kidney COM
plant are backache dry parched skin,
scanty think urine very disagreeapie
odor brickdust deposit. tender spots in
back, lces OF weight and strength,
rheumatism. stiff Joints. swelling OF
crkles and feet. One or more OF these
cyr,rtcms indicate Kidney weakness
I'd w,-ls In this condition Brtsht's
Disease may set in. Brights Disease
is Consumption OF the Kidneys. The
prompt use Of Rydale's Kidney Remedy
will prevent this fatal disease secur-
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edy was invented by physician and Is
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