The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-07-11
DRIFTWOOD

It's the cutest thing you
The ever SCENTS entitled
shop Girl. Lady Gurnauts Secret
--oh. there Is plenty OF
talk in It'll never id care for them
novels where IL IL all description and
no spice and ginger have Jack De-
Won, an American. to fall In love with
him because she is Of the nobility-but
he 10 SUCH a cute dancer and won all
the football honors at college, and has
SUCH beautiful eyes-oh, how could
a customer--ribbons. yessum--how
many yards did you say---la. Ia, la. la,
oh excuse me MANI jes CANT get
that dreamy waltz out o. my head
want 1t charged--whats the address
please--awright-gee, Maudie, wish
had HER roll--she's got two auto
mobiles and four French poodles and
an fndulgent husband who grants her
every wish--some folks gets all the
luck in this world--and look how fat
she is-she'd give her right eye to have
my figger or yours either, Maudie-
but that's something money CANT buy
men-poor devils--they don't know any
better--but the Illusion CANT last for
eyer--Oh, Maudfe, don't you sometimes
pine for High Society-would n you
and buffers and automobiles and d.
vorce-ha, ha--not for little Margaret
II was only Joking-say, seen swell
guy as ] was going to lunch yester-
ed his eye-and well you know. I
pride myself on being perfect LADY
at all times-but well, only had ten
GENTS to buy my lunch with and while
could a bought dill pickle and a
box of waters with that-still my. i'm
ner self seemed to suggest-here Is q
sure enough feed awaiting you--dont
be fool. Margaret--cop II out-so
a grand fellow--in a lovely grey suit
with a gray hat, a green band--green
socks. green necktie and patent leath-
er oxfords with regular neckties for
sported big diamond
in his tech. Mandie. he was all the
goods-said he played at The Majestic
when he told me he was q REAL
actor I nearly screamed for JOY. for
i had long wanted to meet one of them
he took me into swell
cafe--and told me to order anything
seen on the Menew-oh. did
awright-awright-and Just about the
me to. wait for him minute as he
wanted to buy a raper-hully gee.
Maudie. do you know that guy Amt
come at back yetoand ne reia IAttle mar ar
that. feed with ten cents-I broke down
and cried and the waiter told me to
tell my troubles to the cashier-tI did
but ne was hard near ,n.a guess t ay
drug me away to q police cell IL II
hadn't been for q kind hearted old
with long white whiskers
me sstsr pa abs the
men-I don't think he was actor,
I'll have some more ex-
perience to put In my book--honey you
out this dissfpatlng-so must IL wish
the manager would let we girls out
noon-have You heard any
thing more about itIno-oh: the mis-
since / washed it--loan me your pow
der rag. honey-here comes George
CASH.i!
We would suggest that some of these
anna teur chauffeurs who bump into ev-
cry telegraph pole along the street be
sent In search of the North Pole-they
would bump into it 4 it's up there.
Did Leon Ling-er long-well. hardly.
At Trenton, N. j., a phone operator
take a phone message with
out a nickle and let mans barn burn.
know, even II human life Is at stake.
Life may seem an enigma to some
but just hear Parson SNOWFALL:
Life am sweet to me as honey.
Never seemed no riddle,
When Troubles comm down de road
say Gimme dat fiddle"
An den All plays a Joy tune
Dat sets ole Trouble prancin'
Take ma advice when Trouble comes
Des play an set him dancin'.
Young man from Matthews Station
called on young woman In Mont
gomery last night and when she re-
marked during the course of the con-
versation that she was afraid she was
going to some day die. an old maid,
the young man slyly. reached for his
hat and said he guessed he would have
to be going as 1t was getting late. He
that almost the same as
proposal.
Man who gets only two weeks va
sation says to himself, well, half q
loaf is better than no loaf at all"
n
The Roses Say Yes.
oh, the roses say yes. for they nod
their heads,
So won't you say yes. too, dearie,
Here meath the trees where the South
ern breeze
Whispers love you. dearie.
While the birds pour out their souls
in song
Come rest on my breast for the day
Is long.