New-York tribune., 1909-05-02

Coney Island Philadelphia and Washington, all TO
glorify the perfectons OF the silofed John Doe Of
Kansas. OF whom is her husband, and never
asks her how much money she is abstracting from
his wallet
BACK TO THE LAND OF ISRAEL.
Let John Doe speak for himself.
ITO be sure" says Joseph c. Waters, Of Topeka.
the first farmer was the first murderer sVith the
upon him he fed from the then OF Kan
the then state. of Missouri, the east, to
far away Nod. NodaWay County, where. in fit
of emotional insanity, be married one of the hog
and homny-fed girls of that commonwealth: since
which time, to even up this handicap. he has
been engaged without any rota ton in his crops. IN
the culture Of democracy. We must not judge Cain
too harshly: there was not lawyer the face Of
the earth to defend him, to suggest alibi.
rabble-rouse one Of the jury into the belief Of a
reasonable doubt.
"It has been chroncled that after Noah had
planted vineyard he got drunk not throw
ing these things up 10 you, do intend 10 Gov
erJiy insinuate that the crirninalty dissipation
existing line to-day is ancestral OF hereditary
At the first county fair held the face Of the
earth after it had cooled ~ appears that the live
stock interests, with the frstlings Of their fockss
took the cash prize and first premium Siller
ground with all the fruits of the garden had
be content with an unframed, verbal diploma and
the promise Of red ribbon when they carried them
IN stock. Fred. WeIlhouse could have done better
than that with a Ben Davis from his Usage County
orchard
Away back IN Israeltish antiquity there lived
man Tho must have been advertising agent Of
: railway land grant; F. D Coburn in evolution
and development His ads have been continued 70
this DAY. in every Bible printed, King Janes's
sion revised or net by a full page engraving of
the two spies returning from Canaan with a single
BUNCH OF grapes strung on a cottonwood pole. while
each Of the husky strains and stoops under
his heavy load, sucient 10 make him bowlegged
and give him a lateral curvature OF the spine. Not
grape had been knocked of in the long and
rugged journey. and each Of them is repre-
sented large nihlist's bomb seems TO the
Cars dilated eyes We can, Of course. raise
good crop in Kansas II IS a land,
Blue bubbles OF grapes down . Vineyard row,
but some deputy attorney general would halt the
crop by injunction before it could reach a wine
press.
The trouble with all of Kansans. men as well
as women. is that have no enduring philosophy
by which we keep new and fresh the continued
blessings showered on our heads. We forget that
web footed; that we were not born in
Kansas We forget that we have bins full, barns
full and banks full. and should be thankful. The
young man chases girl for i've years and when
he has landed her in the matrimonial net forgets
his possessions; he forgets to remember that has
piece Of dainty dinity that is the sweetest
specimen Of tangible heaven that ever came from
the skies. that rode astraddle or manipulated
tavelin hatpin.
'Privation and vtcisstude in Kansas have ct last
howered into blooms that smell like prosperity and
happiness No millionaire rnendicant Mormon or
mugwunp in all Cur borders; all is buckwheat
cakes and maple syrup with sugar beets for its
basel There is nothing in the heart a Kansan
20 vinegar his lips He Is the best the solar
system, but the folk are still better than
he is; he has the highest civilization the world
the greatest prosperity and the utmost attauabIe
human happiness: he has the superb laws of
any state OF nation. The mud his boots that
stuck to them when he first looked in hope at the
stars is there now, and the scars of past conflict
with nature and the Missourian show freshly healed
ccatrices his person"