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The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
Three BID
American
Stl1ffing
Holidays
By J. <. LA INQUIRE

fine nen delicate china and nmb is in reality gorge diff
ferng its hypocrca refnemen and the strength of the actors
from the prehistoric orgies Of the Angles and the Saxon
But Thanksgiving and Christmas that the American makes
his supremes effort.
The meal usually served the middle of the day. when the vitality
supposed be its height goody number of relatives and visitors
having arrived the table surrounded and the gasy proceeds
If there hdenand this frequently happentey goade
their uperor eat until they cannot swallow and if
child has unusual abilities at the ung his atanmens become
target for the delicate and subtle wit of the entire company After
has the point of exhaustion pies and cakes then
disposed after which
and the ks with all of poons Inhang this
hours and exchanging ecuatoy remarks about the weather and
game the guests then boerou depart declaring they
have had "the time of their lives
These days originally set apart of them day OF
fasting and Thanksgiving and the other the fact that
a Christian people.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
Alarm Clock Arouses Him.

him to install the alarm apparatus.
The bell was SO arranged that IL
would ring In the stable and frighten
away any intruders.
The policeman had always been
aroused by the first "ting-a-ling" Of
his clock and Immediately shut on the
alarm. He. however. allowed the bell
to sound longer than usual Saturday
night. May heard the bell and. be-
lieving II was the burglar alarm. sent
In a call for police.
Stokes was very. very tired and, not
thinking for moment there was a
chance Of discovery. decided to take
another half hour nap, and set his
alarm accordingly.
He was just dreaming Of cap
tain's stripes when two squads OF
brother officers charged into the
stable. There were surprises on both
sides and. as Stokes was endeavoring
TO explain. the alarm went on. He
was taken TO the station house and
the charges preferred.
Stokes says the clock is "hoodoo"
and contemplates destroying II. unless
1t is confiscated by his superiors
Even the department officers. who are
usually austere in matters Of disci
pline. laughed when Stokes related
the circumstances of his capture.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

Wound Up the Music Box and Put His
Corkscrew In the Barom-
eter.

you needn't wait for me-" explained
the head of the house, Il have q din
ner engagement, an important bust.
ness affair. and no doubt | shall be
kept quite late"
AT breakfast next morning an ON.
inous silence had fallen upon all. The
head of the house had no appetite
and was evidently far from feeling
well. After painful silence the hus'
band, without meeting his wife's eye,
essayed to start conversation.
It's funny about that clock" he
said. IT'S stopped, and I'm sure
wound 1t last night"
You are mistaken" said his wife
icily; you wound up Whites music
box instead and It played Home
Sweet Home Till daylight. The clock
In the hall has also stopped, but find
that you screwed your corkscrew into
the barometer
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
IN CLUTCH OF DEVIl.FISH
Fisherman Has a Desperate Struggle
with a Giant oetopus-Thousht
II Was a Log.

New York.-After an exciting FISH
ing experience in Conception bay, N.
T., William IL. Bucholz and James V.
Lorber arrived on the Red Cross liner
Rosalind on their way home to Balti.
more. While out fishing Bucholz, in
trying to land a big fish, was pulled
,verboard and dragged some distance
from the boat before he could get
free of the line.
Finding that the boat in which his
.riend and jacques lie BURN, the
guide, were trying to reach him, was
4 long distance away, Bucholz swan
20 what he thought was log on the
water.
The instant he grasped the log 1t
.ame to life, and the man found him
self In the grasp Of a giant octopus.
IL strove to escape" said Bucholz,
'but the whiplike arms entangled me.
rhe giant squid was thrashing the
water like mad / shouted for help
and Lorber and Jacques headed the
,oat for me-"
Lorber could not wait for the ma
ieuvering of the boat. but, selling a
short t,handled hatchet, he jumped ov.
erboard and swan to his friend. He
chopped away at the tentacles of the
octopus, and after several had been
severed the fish released its hold and
sank. The guide assisted both ex-
aausted men back into the boat
When Bucholz arrived. his body still
pore the marks OF the tsEtacles that
| mad encircled him.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
2~&~pH

The American has three national stuff
ing days-Thanksgivng and Christmas,
and one week, on Sunday.
The people who live in cities and who
can afford it stuff themselves continuously.
Not satisfied with eating as much as they
can hold under natural conditions, they
drink cocktails beforehand to stimulate
their appetites, and wines and whiskies in
between, to stir up the jaded stomach to
renewed exertions.
An American square meal is CASTRO
in Life. Its secret purpose, disguised by
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
Hypoerite In the Hereafter.

DIR. Madison c. Peters was discuss
ing the question. viii the coming
man marry?" He instanced a certain
type of bachelor.
This man." he said. "is a hypo-
critic. He uses his religion as o
cloak"
And what will he do In the next
world, eh?" said the reporter.
oh" said Or. Peters. he won't
need any cloak there"
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

II has been decided in Washington
that boys who play marbles FOR
keeps" are gamblers in the meaning
OF the law and liable to arrest and
punishment for so heinous an offense.
1t is cheering to the law-abiding of the
nation to know that in its capital the
gambling laws are so strictly en-.
forced, though as the particular boys
in question were released with a lee
ture there is grave doubt about the
propriety of letting loose such dan
gerous criminals on the community.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
Effect of
Airship ON
Frontier
and Tariff
By o. CHANUTE

faces get possible results 1t most important that
should surface will automatic equb-
air BY automatic equilibrium that the apparatus
itself shall neut irregularities of the wind and that less
reliance need be placed human equation Wright brothers.
instance great things with their flying machines but it
questionable any could have done much
subscribe to the prophecy that the flying machine will
remodel civilization that it will do with tariffs and frontiers and
that will result notifications of existing styles of architecture There
for and have studied the
subject ey thoroughly do expect to the day would
believe the roofs of houses will be constructed
ghng stations their flying machines Dgbe balloons
built but they must be always cumber
and dangerous according present knowledge.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
Rides Far for Treatment.

Los Angeles, Cal.-Shot while hunt
ing deer in the Liberty hills, near
Calabasias, Miss Clara Mueller of this
city rode eight miles on horseback
and was driven IS miles in an auto
mobile before receiving treatment.
The girls rifle was accidentally dis.
charged and the bullet struck her
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The story from Washington that a
British royal commission has reversed
DIR. Wiley in arriving at a decision
as to what constitutes genuine whis-
ky Is worthy OF note because Of the
fact that there are expert testers not
only in England but also in Scotland
and in Ireland There is no denying
the fact that many residents of these
countries know whereof they speak
when they express their opinion on
the subject of whisky.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

A medical journal in London de-
clares that school children under
eight in that city are habitual drink
ers. II this is true, and the nation
drinks In proportion TO the infant tip
piers. It is no wonder that the coun.
try is on the verge of panic from see.
ing phantom invasions.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

In the city of Washington It is the
custom Of society women to ring for
a messenger boy and have him button
their waists up the back. And this,
too. at the very center Of agitation
against cruel and unusual labor for
children.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

a sharp summer gale caught the
fleet of the New York Yacht club dur
ing it's run of 1872 miles from Vineyard
Haven to Portland, and as result
only about six stanch yachts out of
more than score reached the port of
destination, The others were driven
to shelter with the loss of spars and
canvas; but the fact that no serious
casualties have been reported IS evil
dence that the New York yachtsmen
are something more than carpet sail
ors."
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The comptroller of the currency re-
ports another batch OF new national
banks. with capital ranging from $685..
900 to $4,000. These comparatively
small institutions are started in To-
calities where they meet real bust
ness needs, and hence illustrate the
successful working of a policy adopt.
ed by congress with that end in view.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

Isn't 1t about time for a new term
inology OF power? Measurement by
horse power has existed from time i'm
memorial, and still serves its purpose.
But for power upon the water a query
of fitness arises. and as to airships in
an element where no horse could pos
sibly draw anything the use Of the
term horse power makes for humor
when you come to think of 1t.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

believe the ultimate type of flying ma
chine will preserve the feature of bridge
trusting, because in that way we seem to
ness and strength with the minimum Of
weight My interest is in the two-surface
or double-decker machine. 1t is with that
type Farman, Bell, the Wright brothers
and De la Grange are getting their best re-
suits.
While am satisfied that the two sur
face idea will be adhered to, am also of
the opinion there may be variation from
tbe nresent manner of arranpinp tbe sur-
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

A curious case is that of the Wis.
consin Judge who has abandoned the
practice Of law and taken up work
in factory. From time to time this
jurist has felt the impulse to manual
labor, and has wandered off and
gratlted his incilinations, He
seemed To- have a dual person
al!ty, on. OF which leads him
to learning in the law and active
pawicipai in legal pursuits, the
oth'r finding pleasure only in toiling
with his hands. Aud yet there are
pers ms uot inclined to work with
sithnr hand or brain
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

A New York boy was locked up for
two weeks in Jail awaiting trial for
the larceny of two cents. II must be
impressed on the rising generation
that stealing on so small scale must
be discouraged by all the drastic
means possible. Then they will grow
up free and untrammeled to become
frenZied financiers.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The news is borne out to the entire
civilized world that King Alfonso Of
Spain is growing side whiskers. The
ulterior motive may be to disguise
himself so the anarchists will not rec
ognize him.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

OF course, more women attend
church than men. Men haven't any
peachbasket hats to exhibit, and are
not even allowed to wear in church
such hats as they have.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

In England what we name a
Crouch" is known as hump" To
get a hump on yourself' in the Unit.
ed States is quite different from get
ting hump in England.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
itching Piles Permanently Cured by /.

jar OF hesInot Olntment
About three weeks since ! was suf'
fering agony from itching piles, got
sample jar of Resinol and after
bathing with warm water and apply
ing the Resinol. I was in q few days
entirely relieved OF the itching and
believe l am permanently cured.
w. w. Evans. Carroilton, Ky.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

We are informed that all is quiet
in Honduras. Subject to change with.
out notice If the army can find his
musket before we go to press.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The amateur aeronaut continues to
come back to earth sometimes with
only a dull thud. sometimes with only
few bones broken. but generally the
other way.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The mayor OF Tokyo will send 10000
cherry trees to President Taft ut
Washington. This is sort Of mani
fold repetition of history, since It was
one cherry tree which originally made
Washington famous
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

SUBJECTS Jokes And what
of boys practically of girls The brotherhood acquires certain
reputation in which generally glores 1t bright athletic
manly tough Sometimes breaks into clques
times the baseball team becomes brotherhood within brotherhood but
the idea of brotherhood it impossible to avoid
What the social significance of this fact This That teacher
who gas and manipulate has control of the mghes of moral
factors The dominance the social instinct in moral cannot
be cprcended unless the study 1t is hard to be
good alone 1t usually hard to be good is all but
impossible be good when brotherhood be bad This is
true of men and 1t far true of children.
Now, if the teacher mold the class high and manly type
Of brotherhood and the independence and sefacty the
individual he has the basis of moral influence of the highest
type Indeed the German teacher Froebe makes astounding
claim for fraternity He that in the family the children equals
and the father Here brotherhood and fahehod the
suggesting the other In the school there family larger
and above the family another who the father
Here brotherhood and faherhood the suggesting
the other If this suggestion be made dominant throughout the chd
school @ he passes into the greater family the world and the great
brotherhood suggest aherhood and that father God
Brotherhood from this point of becomes the favoring condition
alone for moral life, but for religion
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

Does an automobile help you to
forget your troubles?' Yes" an.
swered dr. Chuggins, tboughtfuliy;
my other troubles" - Washington
Star.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

Lewis Single Binder straight &c cigar.
You pay l0c for cigars not 80 good.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

West Point cadets must realize that
they are there for business, and not
TO cut monkey shines.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The Ben Davis apple crop is twice
as big as it was last year, and the
consumers are beginning to groan.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

Many man attributes his business
success to the fact that his wife needs
the money.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30
Friendly
Spirit
Dominant
Social Factor
in Schools
BY d. C. GREGORY

THE schools social fact is dominant II is not only
dominant as social influence but it dominates all other
influences including the moral and intellectual. 1t is the
inevitable fact of brotherhood boy who enters cass
enters brotherhood 1t not often consciously brother
hood, it often purposey worked into brother
hood 1t becomes brotherhood just because large number
of boys cannot live together intimately the boys of one
class for years without acquiring faterna rela
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

The man who feels like 30 of the
new Lincoln pennies is not badly on.
The Jackson herald., 1909-09-30

alone for moral life, but for religion
itself. The wise teachers task is
simple. 1t is merely to guide an in
stinct which struggles for expression.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-18
ARR. "a I ING
VII DCA IS
Cinnamon in San Fran
cisco Are Preparing
For Battle

San Francisco, Nov. 1S.-Wlldcat
meat is at premium in the Chinese
quarter of this city as a result of the
strife between the Yee family and the
On Yick tong. which mas brought about
six murders in or near San Francisco
since the first of November. There
is superstitious belief among the
Chinese that IL their warriors are fed
on the flesh OF wildcats they will as
simulate the ferocity OF the beasts and
their fighting efficiency be much i'm
proved. The butchers OF the quarter
are driving a thriving trade ON the
wildcat meat among the TWO clans
now at war.
There has been no relaxation OF the
vigilance of the police of the China
town squad. The detectives who are
miHglinE with the Chinese every day
say that moro killings are certain to
come before the fcud dies out.
Every prominent Chinese who Is
remotely connected. either with the
On Yicks or the Yee family. is sur
rounded by a bodyguard Of white men
whenever he appears on the streets.
as IL Is known that prices have been
sot on the heads OF many BY the war
ring factions. The hair of one doom
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-18

Promptly at $50 the reward OF $500
for the capture Of Dolly Dimples will
be called off. but at 1890 tonight the
reward goes into effect again The
reason for the calling off of the re-
ward between 6:30 and 1870 Is to en-
able Dolly TO appear on the stage OF
the Orpheum Theater without being
captured. After Dolly makes her ap-
pearance on the stage, she Will as
sumo a quick change and make her
way into the Congress Dancing acad-
envy. Dolly says she Will use the best
disguise she knows Of. and positive
ly states she will be able to make her
entrance and exit without being de-
tectcd. The slcuths and citizens Of
Ogden claim Dolly cant do il after
her appearance at the Orpheum.
The Standard hopes Ogden viii turn
ont in full to get good line ON this
wonderful lady of whom the Slcuths
ing TO capture.
Ogden is small considering the
other cities Dolly has appeared in.
and this alone should help all those
who are desirous TO effect her cap
ture. 1t will certainly be an easy
$500 for someone.
Dolly will no doubt use her very
best disguise and feels confident of
victory.
Memorize the salutation pardon
Me, You Are The Missing Dolly Dim
pies OF The Ogden Standard. The Rest
Home Paper In Utah). arm yourself
with the latest copy of the Standard,
together with subscription receipt,
and repeat the above salutation word
for word and Dolly will positively nd-
nit her identity. take YOU to the
Standard office and turn over the re-
ward.
Dolly Dlmples has never been ap-
preached with the proper salutatlon
since her arrival in ogden and claims.
this is the easiest cicy she has over
operated in.
Dolly Dimples denies the story that
was published in this mornings issue
of the Examiner. Whcn Dolly Is
accosted with the proper sautation
she Will escort her captor 10 the
Standard office where the reward will
be promptly paid over.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-18
REvoLUTioNIsTs CAPTURE YES
Sell.

Tho reyolutionist forces under Gen
cral Estrada have declared tho port OF
San Juan Del Norte, Nicaragua, un-
der blockade, and general notice 10
that effect has been issued. The
blockading force consists OF the Nicar-
aguan Gunboat Ometepe and the tug
Blance, which has been temporarily
armed. Large consignments of arms
arc expected TO reach the revolution
lists al or nca rthat port.
\ telegram from the Bluefields
Steamship company In New Orleans
says the company has been informed
Of the blockade by the following let
ter from the consul OF the provision
al government at New Orleans:
In the name OF the provisional gov
eminent OF Nicaragua OF which Cen
cIal Juan J. Estrada is president |
notify you that the port of San Juan
Del Norte. Greytown. Nicaragua. Is
6lockaded by our gunboats. Any yes
sci or vessels oa attempting TO run
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-18
(By Dolly Dimples.)

Tonight I want all OgdeniteS to take
a good look at me so that | will be
apprehended soon This evening /
will appear at the Orpheum so as to
give participants in the contest an
opportunity to study my features.
] will address the audience from the
stage and appear Just as myself. I'M
disguised, so as to give YOU all an
idea OF my individuality | would sug-
gest that YOU all observe carefully my
carriage and manncrisms, as these, |
Will admit arc two characteristics
which any individual finds difficulty
Disgusting.
| have concluded that, without see
ing me undiSguiSed you will never ap.
prehend me. 1t is very important
that the contest end soon. for | have
contracts in other cities which / must
fulfill.
Yesterday | took unusual chances.
keeping three appointments and ap-
pearing on the street very lightly dis
guised indeed.
When | regarded my photograph in
the window of Kuhn's Modern Clothes
Shop il was about o'clock.
| laughed TO myself as | gazed in
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-18
VALUABLE RINGS
ARE RESTORED

Kansas City. Nov. 1S.-When Mrs.
Margaret Adams OF Chicago, entered
the lavatory in the Union Depot here
Yesterday she was surprised to find
four valuable rings lying near the
wash basin. Recalling the sorrow the
loss OF her own wedding rings several
years ago had caused her. Mrs. Ad.
ans made thorough canvass Of the
waiting passengers and eventually re-
stored the jewels TO their owner. Mrs.
Goldie Dixon, Of New Town. Mo.
There was one diamond solitaire.
one ruby ring. one emerald ring and
ono opal surrounded with diamonds.
Their total value was $500.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-18
NAL AVS ARE
No I ELIGIBLE
Cannot Become Citizens
Of United States
of America.

Los Angeles, Cal. Nov. 1S.-No
member OF the Malay race is eligible
TO citizenship In the United States.
under a decision of Judge Wilbur, de-
hyered yesterday.
The claimant for the honors of vot
ing was Charles Lucien Falconette.
whose father was Frenchman and
whose mother was a CeyloneSe wom-
an, member OF the Malay race. OBJ
lection was raised by the representa-
tive OF the federal authorities that
FalcOnette was not a white man with
in the meaning of the naturalization
law of the United States.
The court sided with the Contcn.
ton. There is nothing In common
with the case at bar and that of Il
Syrian, George Shishim. who was COM
mitted TO citizenship by Judge Hut
ton some days ago. Shishim was
man of white blood in the opinion Of
the court.