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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
LOST AND FOUND.

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LOST-A black. white and tan beagle
hound Finder return to Fred Now
ack. Seventeenth street, South Rock
Island. for reward.
LOST-A lady's small enameled chate-
Iaine watch, with a colonial head on
It, Finder return to Argus Office and
receive suitable reward.
LOST-Bunch OF keys attached to pad
lock. between Hamm Brewing COM
pany Office and freight track. Finder
please return to Hamm Brewing com
pany Office. 2100 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR RENT-Newly and nicely furnish
ed rooms for light housekeeping;
also sleeping rooms; location very
central, on car line; 1927 Second ave-
nue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR RENT - One large front room,
with all modern conveniences, suit
able for one or two gentlemen. APP
ply 1903 Twelfth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
wANTED-MALEH EIP.

WANTED-Man for soliciting and col
Letting. Address L." care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE-The only lot left on Four
teenth street between Tenth and
Eleventh avenues: price $I15. III. X.
Walker
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED-Offic boy. apply in person
TO Rock Island Sash & Door Works.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED-Two live agents, To travel
with manager. for the best PROPOSE
avenue, between and . y. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

misunderstanding statesmen, by old
established local house, legitimate
line Address Il. B." care Argus
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

LOANS ON FURNITURE, pianos, horses.
wagons. etc; quickly. privately. at
the lowest rates. Mutual Loan Com
pany (uninc.), room Ill. Peoples Ma
tional bank building; new phone 5109.
Phone old west 122.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED-Laborers at Sears water
power works. Apply at Office, first
bridge, Sears, Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

MONEY TO LOAN on real estate secur-
ity at lowest rates. Marion +. Swee-
ney, attorney. rooms 80 and So, Mitch
ell & Lynde building, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

BENEFITS Insurance Agency - Fire.
life. accident, health and plate glass;
real estate and loans; second floor.
S"fety building. Office phone west
996. Residence phone 736-K. Open
"Wednesday and Saturday nights.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE-Acre lot, with new seven
room house, east front, good dry ce-
mcnt cellar, laundry room and drain,
good we'll and ciStcrn, also good
chicken house 12N2S. small fruit oi
all kinds, so fruit trees; will sell
right If taken at once Twenty h
street and Twentieth avenue. Camp
bc&l'S addition. L. S. Allen.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
wANTED-MALE OR FEMALE.

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WANTED-A first class pastry cook,
either man or woman, to apply
Sept. l6 at James restaurant 1910
Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

SEARLE & MARSHALL - Lawyers.
Money to loan on good real estate
security. Rooms 302 and 303, Safety
building, Rock Island. Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED = Bill clerk experienced i'm
the use of Fisher billing machine.
Address r." care Argus
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED - Four or five carpenters.
~ Apply To A. r. McInnis. 1902 Twenty
fifth street, or call old phone TIDY.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED - An ice cream maker and
soda fountain dispenser; references
required. Address "A. H." Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

PLEASANT F. COX-Real estate and
insurance. Loans a speciality. Best
fire companies represented. Your pat
ronage solicited. Phones west %, and
new 5172. Office at court house.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE "A fine scven-room two
story house on Twenty-second street
north Of Tenth avenue; owner is
leaving the city and is anxious to
sell quick; has furnace. bath, gas.
electric light. front stairs. and hall:
very light rooms: on lot 50X15S; price
$3,100. II. *. Walker, agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WE MAKE A SPECIALITY of loaninE
money on household goods, horses,
wagons. etc. without removal and
in quiet way. Call on us for quick
loans. Fidelity Loan, Company, room
4O3 Best building
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
MONEY TO LOAN.

LOANS ON REAL ESTATE security at
lowest rates. Ludolph & Reynolds,
lawyers Best block, corner Seven
teenth street and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
MASSAGE.
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

Fl. j. TO TER < CO.-BrokerS, Daven-
port. Socks, grains, provisions. cot
ton. Private wire to New York and
Chicago. Offices, 100 Main street. Tel
ephonc i0l.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE-Cheap, nice level lots, ASK
1875, corner Twenty-seventh street and
Eighteenth avenue, facing Long View
street car track. Also for sale or
trade, one acre lot, with new seven
room house. Terms to please pur-
chaser. Inquire of l.. Thonn, 610
Twcnty-ciEhth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED-Young men to learn auto
mobile business by mail and prepare
for positions as chauffeurs and re-
pair men. We make you expert in 10
weeks: assist you to secure position.
Pay big; work pleasant; demand for
men great; reasonable: write for par
ticulars and sample lesson Empire
Automobile Institute. Rochester, n. Y.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE-Cheap. two lots on Twenty
eighth street and Eighteenth avenue;
easy terms. Call at 929 Seventeenth
street, or new phone 5J11.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE-One OF the incest houses
on Seventeenth street south of Eighth
avenue; great home and on big lot
6oxl5o east front; price $4,000 ii. X.
Walker. agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR S.ALE-Desirabie lots on Twenty
fifth and Twenty-sixth streets, be-
tween Fifteenth and Seventeenth ave-
nucS, in Bcecher & WalSh's addition.
with city water and gas; terms to
suit purchaser; will assist those de-
string to build homes. See Beecher
Bros, 15131s Second avenue. Old
phone 301. new 5516.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE - A house of seven nice
rooms, with sewer and water. on
See Beecher Bros, 1879 Second av-
enueI
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

WANTED-Able bodied men between
ages q and 50 for L. 5. Marine Corps.
Must be native born or have first pa
pers. Excellent opportunity to see
the world. Good pay. Clothing, ra-
tionS, quarters. medical attendance
free. Apply room "a, Postofiice build
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR RENT-A pleasant iivc-room cot
tage at 1916 Fourth avenue. Inquire
2320 Fourth avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

ANTED-Immcdiatcly a position to
do general Office work. or position as
clerk. Best references furnished nd
dress office" care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR SALE-At a bargain. n corner
lot. ThirtY-cighth street and Fiji
tecnth avenue. 50xI0A feet. east front.
Address "P NJ care Argus, or call
old phone west 95l-X.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

FOR RENT-Eight room house with ali
modern conveniences. Apply at 12l
Seventeenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
FOR RENT-HOUsEs.

FOR RENT-A siX-room cottage Y
1924 Eighth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06
wANTED-FEMALE HELP.

WANTED-A washerwoman; apply
1921 Seventh avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-09-06

McENIR1 x INGENUITY = AttOrneyS-at-
law. Loan money on good security;
make collections. References, Mitch
ell x Lynde bankers. Office, Mitchell
* Lynde building.
SWEENEY & WALKER - Attorneys
and counSelorS AT law. Money to loan
on real estate Abstracts of title pre-
pared. Rooms 200-203, Peoples Ma
tional bank building
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

The most characteristic scenery In
Japan ls not the mountain. on which
few japanese dwell. but the rice field.
which IL TO be found wherever there IL
a patch OF level ground for the field
and sufficient water for irrigation. Cen
tie slopes are made useful by tcrraclng,
aud the cody. preparing the ground or
cutting his crop, Ia the true japanese
peasant. lie Is n picturesque peasant
In his blue cotton suit. his broad, con.
Ical straw hat and straw oyercoat. Ito
Is good nntured peasant, absurdiy
contented with his earnings. though tho
agricultural laborcr earns as little ss
or 10 cents gold day. Ills house Il
light wooden frame surmounted by a
heavy thatch. and he loves 10 plant n
lily garden along his rooftree. But he
always has one thing which separates
him from the Chinese and the East In.
dlnn-hc lives on platform raised
above the ground. No hardened soil
for him, no chilly pavement or brick
or stone. A wooden floor. n piece of
clean mating. broom and n blthtnb
the poorest Japanese Will always have.
Tokyo Letter to Boston Transcript
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
The Picture In DISGUISE,

OF the strange yicissItudes through
which many Of the worlds famous pic
lures have passed perhaps none was
odder than that Of The Picture In
Disguise" magnificent painting that
now adorns the residence OF Lord
Leigh In warwlckshlrc, England. This
remarkable picture for many years ap-
peared to be merely a painting Of dow
ers. The horal study was, however,
finally pronounced by an astute art
dealer to be In reality a mask for an
other painting. With the permission
Of the owner he caused the painting Of
flowers gradually to be removed.
whercupon there was discovered un'
derneath a very fne portrait OF
Charles I. by Van Dyck. While no au'
thentlc record Of this masterpiece has
been found. II Is supposed that the
portrait was disguised by some royal.
ist In order to guard against its de-
structlon by Roundheads during the
reyolution.-Boston Post.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

A number Of men gathered In the
smoking car Of q train from Little
Rock to another point In Arkansas
were talking Of the food best calcu.
lated to sustain health.
One Arkansan, a stout. norid man.
with short gray hair and a self satis.
dcd air. was holding forth IN great
style.
Look at me-" he cxclalmed-"nevcr
q days sickness In my life. and all
due to simple focd. Why, gents. from
the time was twenty to when
reached forty years lived a regular
life. None Of these effeminate delIca'
cics for me. no late hours. Every
day. summer and winter. I went 70
bed at o: got up at 3: lived principally
on corned beef and corn bread: work,
cd hard. gents. worked hard. from s to
I: then dinner, plain dinner. then an
hours exercise and then
Excuse me. Bill." interrupted a
stranger who had up TO this refrained
from entering the discussion. "but
what was you In for3"-MinneapolIs
Journal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Dark Wall. s... For illumination.

Some scientists who have been max.
ing investigations Into the part played
In the matter Of Illumination by light
and dark walls have come TO the con
clusion that the dark walls are better
fitted for good illumination than the
light. In room where the walls arc
dark and where the source Of light Is
entirely behind the readers Geld OF VI
sion a person who reads Is impressed
with the idea that the room Is excel.
lently well Illuminated. but II now an.
other light Is brought into the room and
placed within the feld OF his vision.
though not shining on the paper he Il
reading. the pupils OF his eyes viii con.
tract less light Will enter them from
the paper he reads. aud the reader viii
be impressed with the idea that the u.
lumination has been reduced and the
paper Is becoming darker. These sci.
entists say that the experiments show
that II the walls are light colored the
efficiency OF the illumination may actu.
ally be diminished. d.-Pathflnder
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
A Deceptive Air.

The Bushby storekeeper surveyed
Mr.. Leonard with a contemplative eye
and then turned his gaze toward Jim.
my Sloane. who was putting packages
Into the delivery wagon. Jimmy had
the leIsurcly air Of one with plenty Of
time at his disposal.
You want 20 know how he'd be for
your business down belowr' said Mr.
Gregg slowly.
"Ycs." said the visitor. II noticed
him yesterday, when that crowd Of
young fellows were getting the plano
into the hall; he seemed to work hard.
er than any Of the others. II occurred
TO me he might like bigger chance
than he has here"
"M.m." said the stOrekeeper. "well.
now. ] can't say as 10 that. OF course.
but as 20 his working harder than any
Of the other boys. I'll tell you what
they say. and you can believe II or not.
Jest as you choose.
They NIL like Jimmy. for he's first
rate company, but the truth Is that
when It comes to lifting. or such work,
Jlmmy's all take holt aud mighty lit
tie h'lst."-Youth's Companion.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

Archncoiogisis have discovered on
coins portrni,s ~ Cleopatra. and critics
have confronted these portraits with
the poetic descriptions of Cleopatra
given by Roman historians aud have
found that In thrsc descriptions there
was at lens, much fancy. IN the por'
traits We DE- not arc the coUn,ennncr
Of q Venus. delicate. gracious. smiling.
nor even tho nnr and scnsuous beauty
Of . Marquiss de i'ompndour. but a
face ncshy and. ns tho French would
say. "boufiir." with q powerful aquiiiDe
noss-the fnc~ Of woman on In years.
ambitious, iiDperious. which recalls tho
face Of Marin Theresa. II viii bs said
that Judgments ON beauty are person
ai: that Abtony. who saw her alive.
couid judge better than We who scs
her portraits half faded out by the
centuries; that tho attractive power Of
. woman cmanates not only from cor.
poreai brau'y. but also. and yet more.
from her spirit The taste of Cicopr'
tra. her vi,acity. her cicrcrncss. hcr
exquisite art In conversation. are nc.
claimed by aii-Gugiicimo ferrero In
putnam's.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Saved ~ Nis wiz.

The rrrach su'hor Mnr'ninsillc
vas . soynlist aud dd not hesitate
10 attack tho fr~nch revolution and
iis authorities Presently. % course.
no wns summoned 20 appear before
the srvolu'ionar tribunal. with the
terrible foudui~s at its head The rev.
o,utionary tribunals at thst time DID
not hesitate to send everybody to the
Guiilotin~ Who had senturrd To attack
them. Martain,illr expected to 60
witt the rest of the victims what II
your namer' asked the revolutionary
Judge "Martnin,iiie." snid the young
sushos "MRrtain,ilier' sxcisin,s<i ths
judge "You are derei,tns us aud try.
ins 10 hide your rank. You are IN
asiseorrat. and yoss name n De Mar.
tstnvillc." ''Citisen president" 81.
rIainsed the young man. u am here Ia
b shortened. not 60 bc lrnsthcnesi!
Leave me my namer' A true French
man loves q witticism above oil things.
and the tribunal was 10 much pleased
BY Martainville's grim Response that II
spared his life.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Very Nicely EnaIish.

This curious Bengali English was
used TO advertise a circus In India
"Some horse will make very good
tricks. The klown will come and talk
with that horses therefore audience
will laugh itself very much. The lady
will walk on horses back and horse Is
jumping very much also. The klown
will make a joking words and lady
will become to angry therefore klown
will run himself away. One man will
make so tricks Of trapeze audience will
fraid himself very much. One lady
will make himself so bend. then every
body he will think. he Is the rubber
lady. This Is the very grand display,
This 10 the very better gymnastics.
One man will walk on wire tight. he Il
doing very nicely because he IL pro
fessor Of that"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

Perhaps the most remarkable vol.
canic eruption known wns that which
took place In August. 1884 a the 10.
land of Krnkatoa. In the strait of
aupda Streams of voicanic dust werr
thrown seventeen miles high. aud more
thas . cubic mile of material was e.
|pslisd from the volcanic crater. The
|als waves started BY the eruption trav.
|slsd around the earth seven times.
|Ths aolse was heard At Macassa. 0si>
,mlles away: at Borueo. i.iid miles dis
.eapi: IN Western Australia. loo miles
|away. and even at Rodagues. distant
|moes than :.O0O milcs The dust and
/ powdered pumice thrown out Of the
|esales made the entire circuit Of the
|Dasth before settling down aud were
4he cause Of the strange sunsets that
|Wssa observed fos many months.-New
Iosh American.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Bonheurs Aumor.

Mile. Rosa Bonheur Rosa stood for
Rosalle) was not without a sense OF
humor, so II Is told Of her that when
presiding over school OF design In
Paris. the pupils being girls, the artist
was dIsgusted with the class because,
initiative OF their teacher, the young
women had cut their hair short.
Goodness" cried Rosa Bonheur. "how
horrid you all look! This Is not class
OF boys. You silly creatures, let your
hair alone and do your best so as to
retain all the advantages Of your sex"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
A csvshee.

4 consequential little man entered
~ cnmmsrclai room Of big hotel not
Dbag hack aud gave q vigorous pull at
- bell. A. no ono answered he rang
\oais, more loudly than beforc. A
naidssrvant then came In. and the fol-
bWia0 colloQuy took place:
1 Servant Who rang that bcllf
| I.ittls Man tmakins most Of bis
)Dlshtl-l did.
0oeVant (scorufullyD-Aud who lifted
~ up TO itI-Loudon Telegraph.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

In 1875 there We're two stock ex-
changes In New York, One was the
competitor of the old board. They &C.
cupied the same buildin. In william
street. The panic of 1897 disorIanized
the competitive board, and In is+s Il
had entirely disappeared. and most Of
those who hnd been iu the rival hoard
became members of the old board.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
FOR A FEW DAYS.

Forty acres within one milo of tho
busIness district Of klamath Falls.
at $40 per acre.
100 acres about miles from
klamath Falls, at " per aero: good
farm land for general crops: we'll
situated for fruit.
7-19-2i G. q. DROWER,
Murdock Bldg, Klamath Falls.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Tho Aaerat.

II say" said Berkey to his wife yes.
terday at dinner. you didn't say any.
thing to any one about what I was
telling you the night before last, did
you! That's a secret"
"a secret! Why. didn't know II
was a secret" she replied regretfully.
"Well. did you tell ltG want to
know"
why. no; never thought Of II
since. didn't know II was secret"
Boston Globe.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

To a certain cxicut all animals that
live In the sea. such as whales, dol.
phins and pori'oi-cs. have the power to
store up air. as they breathe only at
Intervals. when they come to the sur.
face for that purpose.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

Some visitors were being shown
through Kew Lunatic asylum. Victoria,
one day. and. coming opposite the clock
In tho corridor. one Of them. looking
quickly at his watch. said. us that
clock rightY"
"No. you IDIOT" said patient stand.
Ing by. 1t wouldn't bs In here II Il
were right"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
ket Water Psddisrs.

In northern China hot water ped.
dicrs so about with n whistllng kettle.
the whistle announcing that the water
II at u boiling point. When they hear
the whistle the people run with their
teapo,s aud buy enough hot water for
their days tea.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
The oist.

Accused Of bcgging" exclaimed tho
magistrate. "Why. you are the very
man who was begging at my door yes.
tcrdayw
EYES," asscnted tho vagrunt. with 4
sneer. land you didn't give me any.
thing"
"weli. IN give you something now
fourteen days"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
The Thsrmomstsr. .

Sir Isaac Newton experimental with
the Thermometers. but his scale was not
accepted. He also proposed to use lin.
seed" oil instead of alcohol, melting
snow and the heat Of the human body
20 be the extremes Of heat and cold.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Easy Cure.

"There Is a man who Is always look.
ing for trouble"
swell. It's easy enough to cure him
Of that habit"
"Howy'
"Get him put on the police force."-
Exchange.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

"Ye~. indeed" avcrrcd the impecu.
nious party. II enjoy automobiles--en.
Wy them very much. In fact-but I
am never carried away by them
rlck. .Mc.up,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

"He ought to turn over a new leaf"
Gee. that wouldn't do much good.
He could turn over whole library
and not have good start toward BE-
ting decent Exchange.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Sarcastic.

"Do you sleep with your mouth
open?" inquired doctor.
"rve never noticed" was tho sarcas-
tic reply. "but I'll look tonight when
I'm asleep"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
rh. Prof.,.or Rsmsmbsrs.

Professor (as the company In break.
ing up, missing one Of his rubbers)-
Has any OF you gentlemen put on
three rubbers by mlstakef-F Fliegende
Blatter.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
The 8sops River.

Bronx river. New York, derives It's
name from JOINTS Bronx. who settled In
that region In iGsJ.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

Charles Dickens was extremely fond
Of red geraniums. II gave him the
greatest pleasure to see them In the
windows. for he said that II made even
the poorest home look cheerful.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
The Slippsry Ton,

Sillicus-We are told there Ii plenty
Of room at the top. ! wonder why Il
n. Cynicus-l suppose most Of the
people who get there fall of.-Phlla-
delphla Record.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
The Eternal Difference.

The pessimist IL on the rock.
You hear him snArl and fume and fret.
The opttfnist just answers back.
ITS esrly In the season yet"
--Iirownins's MAGAZINE.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23

Mothcr-why did you permit Mr..
Dashcr 10 kiss you IN the hall last
nishty'
Daughtcr-why. that was the nrss
opportunity he had.-Tuck
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Old Shsf

When ! asked for her hand
Did my lady succumb7
With = tone of command.
when . asked for her hand.
] got more than I planned
! am under her thumb
When I asked for her hand
Did my lady suerumbT
Philadelphia Ledger.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
Didn't Pass u.

4 miaaionary In Trinidad once asked
negro sitting In ltileness by the rosd.
Do how he managed 10 pass the time
slt In do sun. massa, and let do
~ pass me-" was the quaint and
|hllosephical reply.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
A Queer Eve.

An orator stated that "ths worst en-.
smy any cause can have 10 q double
lie In the shape ~ half truth" and
the newspaper reported It - double
eye in the shape Of half q TOOTH"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-23
An Exception.

She-Do you suppose man ever
spoke the truth when he told woman
she was the only one he ever kissedl
He-Well. I don't believe Adam lied
about Il to Eve.-R Boston Transcript.