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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
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It was the first time in three days
that Mrs. Very Rich had seen her
children. so numerous we're her social
engagements.
Mama" asked little Ruth. as her
mother took her up in her arms for a
kiss. ION what day was l born?"
ION Thursday. dear" said the
mother.
Wasn't that fortunate?" replied
the little girl. because that's your
day home."-Success Magazine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

a rod that leads to the handle of the
bucket, controls the flow. The top OF
the rod is connected to a crossbar,
which runs under the handle Of the
bucket. This bar is in close reach,
and, when resting on the top Of the
bucket the valve is open. To close the
valve the operator merely extends a
finger and lifts the bar. thus shutting
off the fertilizer. The valve flares at
the bottom, spreading the fertilizer in
broad. fine stream. For small farms,
gardens and lawns this device is of
great convenience. and is money
saver
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
TWO BANKS UNITE TODAY.
Roberts to Be Head of Third Larg
est in Chicago.

Roberts to Be Head of Third Larg-
est in Chicago.
Chic g., July 13.-Under the terms
of an agreement reached today by the
judicial committee representing the
two banks, the Commercial National
bank, of Chicago, tomorrow will alb
sorb the Bankers National. George
E. Roberts. president of the CONNER
cial National, will continue as presi-
dent of the merged institutions, and
Edward S. Lacev, president of the
Bankers National, will succeed Robert
T. Lincoln as chairman of the board of
directors.
The amalgamation will give the
Commercial National banking power
of approximately $1,000, 600, putting
it in third place among the Chi ,ago
National banks. the First National
holding first place and the Continental
second.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
Teachers, occunation IS Gone

San Juan, Porto Rico, July 12.-The
steamer Carolina has sailed from here
for New York, having on board all the
American school teachers who taught
in Porto Rico last year under contract.
The failure of the United States senate
to pass the Olmstead bill, which was
designed to remedy the deadlock exist
ing between the executive council and
the house of delegates, leaves the is
land without money to begin the fiscal
year, since the Legislature has made nc
appropriation.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
Ludgeshin for Hurhes.

Chicago, July ia Washington
special to the Tribune today says
There is a strong impression in New
York and Vermont that President Taft
will offer Governor Hughes the first
vacancy that occurs in the United
States Supreme court. The tender of
the appointment is regarded as conting-
ent upon the coming of a vacancy at a
time when the New York governor can
accept it. Many friends of lGovernor
Hughes no not think he would accept.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
Troops Rush to Morocco.

Madrid. July 1.-THE First brigade
of Cazadors, composed of six bsttalions
Of infantry, three batteries of artillery
and squadron of cavalry, as well as
the cruiser Numacia and the transport
Admiral Lobo, have been ordered to
Melilla, Morocco. where yesterday four
Spanish workmen were killed by natives
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

"Woman may be uncertain and coy"
remarked the boarding house philosopher,
"but she isn't hard to please. That's
where the poet is wrong"
What new light have you had on that
subject, Mr.. McGinnis?" asked the land
lady.
Shell put up with almost any kind
Of stick for a husband and wear any old
thing on her head for a hat"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Elderly Relative-Mortimer, what ar
your intentions in regard to Miss Dul
lion?
Scapegrace Nephew-Strictly honora
bic and praiseworthy, uncle.
Elderly Relative-I am glad to hea
that, Mortimer. l was afraid you wen
going to try to persuade her to MARI.
you.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

First remove the handle. to get 1t
out Of the way. Take a fiat file and
file the edges of the revolving blades.
being careful to file each blade alike,
and evenly, so all parts will strike
the horizontal or stationary blade
evenly and alike at its entire length.
File also the horizontal blade, then
adjust the revolving blades so they
will slightly rub on the horizontal
blade.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Tenant (of fat)-One of the radiator:
in that large room of mine is Away.
cold. winter and summer.
Janitor with a scowD-Wen, Pv'
heard you say that the other one is al
ways hot, winter and summer. Amt i
a standof2
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
Put All eritons in Army.

London, July 13.-The national SER
vice bill. which provides for the com
pulsory service in the territorial army
of all male citizens between the ages
of Is and 80, was introduced in the
house of lords today by Lord Roberts.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Take an ordinary baking pan ana
have the tinsmith rivet on an ear"
on one side for mailing to a tree.
Have him also make hole in the
bottom in one corner, that the water
can be let out every day and the pan
be kept clean. Nail the pan to a tree
about twelve inches from the ground,
so the chicks can drink without get
ting into it with their feet. The birds
will soon discover that 1t is a fine
place from which to get a drink on
hot days. Sometimes they find, too,
that it is a convenient place for a
bath, and this of course makes the
water dirty. But 1t is not much trou-
BILE to refill the pan with clean water,
and this should be done two or three
times a day. Chickens and birds re-
quire a great deal of water, and they
often suffer for lack of it. Don't neg.
lect them.-Boston Herald.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

"Egbert," said the blushing maiden,
toying with a button of his coat. have
you any preference as to the style of my
wedding gownT"
"Yes. love-" said Egbert; II want II
to be Of the Early June variety"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

"Bings is afraid that he may be pros
ecuted for polygamy."
why, he is married to only one
person, amt he?"
That is what he thought for a
while, but now it appears that he mar
ried her whole family, and there are
seven Of them "--Californl Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Being the husband Of a queen does
mt get you anything. None Of the pa
pers has mentioned the fathers name
in the general rejoicing over the brit
OF Queen wilhelmina's baby girl.-De
troit Free Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Standardization are half an hour
late this morning.
Letter Carrier-Yes, ma'am; the sec
tons of stoyepips have to wear inside
my trousers legs on account Of the dogs
you keep slong this street hamper my
movements. ma'am.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Mrs. Kawler-Can your new girl
cook7
Mrs. '.ros.rsy-I haven't .eJ to ask
her yet.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Clifford" asked the teacher, "who
wrote the Junius lettersT"
Il don't know, ms'am." answered
the terrified little boy. Il didn't"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

isn't there some talk that Gringo is
going to enter the ministryT
"The ministry? Why-O, | see. That's
what he really wants, but he intends tc
try for a consulship first. Chicago
Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
Getting Even with the "rown Mans

We have a neighbor who has two
COWS and 104 hens. From these he
sold eggs and butter amounting to SIS
between Jan. and May 1, 1908. While
this is not such great sum. II helps
wonderfully when we consider that a
large family had all the butter. milk
and eggs they wanted at the same
time. In this case there is Just $3.50
between this farmer and the man In
town. Where our neighbor took in
SIS the town man had that much to
pay out.-Mlssouri Valley Farmer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

"You have read Three Weeks haven't
your"
YES"
what do you think Of it,"
"Waste Of time"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

pretty penny. Then came
along a Virginia man and
invented the hand fer
tilizer dropper. This de
vice consists of an odd
shaped bucket. running
to a point at the bottom
and having a small open
ing there. through which
the contents filters. A
hinged valve. onerated by
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

The accompanying plan Of trap nest
is quite simple and can be made from
box of suitable size. 1t should be
" or IA inches square by 20 or "a
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
hat is CastOria.

AST0RA is harmless substitute for OIL Poc Drops and
Soothing Sups tits pleasant contains neither OPIUM Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance Its guarantee destroys Worms and aays
Eeveshne 1t cures Darrhpa and Wind Coc relieves Teeg Troubles
Constipation and Fnoy smates regulates the Stomach
and Bowels giving healthy and natural Sleep The cens Pnacea-Ie
Mothers Friend
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been
30 years. has borne the signature Chas
his personal supervision since its infancy Allow you
All Cunt limitations and Jusas
and ndangr the health OF Infants and against
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Zones says that he always gets tc
the bottom OF anything he under
takes"
Don't doubt It, At school he wa:
always at the foot OF the class
Baltimore American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Inquistive Person-How do you tell
how fast you are going?
Chauffeur watch the expression OF
the faces of the policemen as l whiz past
them.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Tsacher-TOmmy. what is an improper
fractionl
Tommy-You don't 'spect me to men
ton It fore all these people, do you7
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

'Let me see-the census gives your
town about 5000 doesn't itT'
'No, sir; our town gives the census
6,OOO."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

The following list will show the gar
dener how long after planting the va
rious common vegetables will mature
their growth and be ready for use:
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

The King System of Ventilation.
Ventilation for stables and barns is
now regarded as one of the essentials
to be provided for in construction. The
King system as illustrated in the dia-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use foE their ehildrel
during the teething period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

HOWARD T. BURTON Assayer and Chemist
~ Leudvllle. Colorado Specimen prices. Gold,
Silver Lead, 81 Gold. Silver. 75c: Gold, 5Oc: Zine
Copper. 81 Mailing envelopes and full price list
cent application. Control and Umpire work so
licited- Reference: Carbonate National Bank
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

Fertilizer is expensive. BY the old
method of distributing 1t there was
usually enough wasted to represent a
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

As Usual.
He bought a hoe, rake, a spade,
Some little seeds to SOW,
At last he got the garden made
And saw the green things grow.
He work'd the rows and beds each day
Each little plant he knew,
And as he smiled and sweat away
Oh, joy; how fast they grew.
No foods came down to wash things out
No frosts to kill or blight;
No neighbours chickens scratched about
No kline strayed in at night
Each seed he planted did its best
And not a one did rot
No other garden, East or West,
Such vegetables begot.
But still this man did not enjoy
These vegetables SO new,
For every night a neighbours boy
Stole what the garden grew.
Puck.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15
Bad BLOOD

Before began using cascarets had
bad complexion, pimples on my face.
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now l am entirely we'll, and
the pimples have ali disappeared from my
face. can truthfully say that Cascaress
are just as advertised; have taken only
two boxes of them"
Clarence r. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or GRIPPE
loo. sc. Soc. Never sold In bulk. The genu-
Inc tablet stamped c. Guaranteed to
cure OF your money back. sH
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-07-15

gram consists of two sets of fues. one
set to admit the fresh air, the other to
furnish an escape for the vitiated air.
The inlet or fresh air fiues should be
placed not more than ten feet apart
and located in the exterior walls OF
the barn. The outlet may include one
or more fiues.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Miss Goldman Angry.

Miss Emma GoIuman, who describ-
es herself as "the woman without a
country" is filled with an exceeding
wrath at what she terms the ''perse-
cution" to which She has been subject
ed. Constant police espionage and
the recent breaking up of her meet
ings by the gendarmes of the metro
polls has worn upon her nerves and
the last straw has been added by the
action of the city fathers of East
Orange, N. J., in threatening TO run
her out of town" if she attempts to
speak in that village next week.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
MRS. OWENS SELLS THlR-
TEEN THOUSAND ACRES.

Mrs. S. B. Owens, of EAST of town,
returned last night from a business
trip to her old home at Alan Reed,
Texas, where she has closed a trade
for the sale of what is known as the
north end of the Owens pasture in
Gray county, Texas. The contract
calls for Sc per acre and as the tract
is known to contain something over
Is, 900 acres, the consideration will be
o $50, 200. This leave about g.
800 acres in the south end of the pas
ture hat remains in Mrs. Owens pos
session. The sale was made to E. B.
Johnson, of Norman, Okla. He is the
who bought the old Owens home
at Norman many years ago..
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Record Price for Fish.

What is believed to be a record
price for a single fish was received
for a female sturgeon caught at New
port recently. The lucky fishermen
received $1O4.70 from it's sale at Full
ton Market in this city.
The fish weighed 1925 pounds and
was caught in a floating pound off
Seaconnet point by Capt. George Cot
trefl, Frank Lewis, George Lewis,
Chester Tollman, VIII Powers and
"Chummy' Goddard. 1t was shipped
to the Fulton fish market, New York
for sale, where 235 pounds of the
dressed meat brought IA cents a
pound and 11S pounds of roe from
which c~aviare is made so cents a
pound. It is said TO be the largest
sturgeon ever landed on the Atlantic
seaboard.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Leavenworth, Kansas, is o1

Leavenworth, Kansas, IS operated
by the Commission Plan of govern
ment, the real kind, not the n franz
ed up here in Roswell, n it has prov
ed very successful. 1t is noteworthy
that the commission is made up OF
successful business men of that city,
not of men "Who are not otherwise
employed" The Record would not be
surprised should 1t develop that this
clause was inserted in the local plan
for some especial reason. 1t will be
well to keep your eyes open for devel-
opments along this line.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
WILL INCORPORATE AN EARTH
AND MARS WIRELESS &C

New York, June 5.-The Earth and
Mars Wireless Telegraph Company,
incorporated under the laws of New
Jersey, may be a reality in the near
future, If the announcement of Doc
Stevens, the aeronaut, is to be beIiev-
ed. Mr.. Stevens is associated with
Professor David B. Todd, the Amherst
College scientist, in an endeayoE to
communicate with our celestial neigh
Dor by can of wireless from a bal
loon.
According to the plans of the aero
naut and the savanG, a mammoth bal
s1oon will be used to carry Professor
Todd's special apparatus to the edge
of the worlds atmosphere, from
whence a C. Q. D. will be sem forth
that will, it is hoped attract the atten-
ton OF the Martians. The test viii
not take place before September,
when Mars will be much closer to
this world.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

The people of Roswell are always
ready TO listen to and to encourage
all moves for the betterment of the
community, even though it involves
a large outlay of cash. This has been
proven again and again, but they draw
the line when it comes TO boosting
private enterprises that will not aid
he town or its people, enterprises
that are intended to benefit the peck
cts only of those who are behind
them. OF course proper and legitimate
business undertakings are always
welcomed to Roswell and will be Civ.
en- h glad hand, but the town is not
wide open to every CRATER with some
scheme for his own enrichment at the
expense of those with whom he comes
In contact.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
AUTO TRIP FROM LAKE
WOOD TO MEXICO SPOILED.

j. B. Roberts and Tom Waller, of
Lakewood, left that place last San
day in Mr.. Roberts auto on a trip
cross the Guadalupe mountains, the
sands of Ell Paso County, through FL
Paso to Guadalajara, Mexico, but up
on reaching the top of the mountains,
found that they had lost all their lu-
~bricating oil and had to return to
Carlsbad. AS it was a combined bus
mess and pleasure trip, they decided
to cut out the rest of the pleasure
and go to Ell Paso by the roundabout
way of Pecos and hen ship the ma
chine from the Pass City. Mr.. Rob,
erts has leased La Garcia hotel al
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

was a happy one for all present, who
were Nj. n Mrs. w. r. Bond, Mrs.
Mayberry Bond, Mrs. Tenland, Mis-
ses Winnie Jennison, May Simmons,
Mamie II Stella Head, Annie, Lena
and Nellie Westerterp, Dew WiIbuan,
Ala Banta, Dora TenIand and Belle
Bond; Messrs. Harvey Pratt, Claud
n VIII Haley, Joe Sanford, Otis
Hyde, Clyde and Thomas Crizer, Hen
ry Hockstatter, H. E. Thompson and
Lonis Banta.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Quaker CITY Primaries.

Philadelphia, June 5.-Nembers OF
all the forty eve Republican ward
committees are to be chosen at the
uniform primary elections in Philajel-
phia today. Principal interest in 5he
contest attaches to the attitude Of
the William Penn party Of indepen-
dent Republicans, leaders of which
have opposed all participation in the
alleged "boss-controllad' ~organiza-
TONS primary.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

not constantly being depleted of the
elements essential TO the raising of
good crops With every irrigation CIV
en- the land, these elements are re-
stored to the soil. In the older states
one of the great reasons for the lack
of success in farming is that the land
has become so poor that 1t will not
raise the crops it would some years
ago. This condition has become so
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

OF course Steve Elkins wants the
coal industry protected and then a
few. It is well known that Steve Is IN
the senate to represent h coal bar,
ons of West Virginia and for that pur-
pose only, Just as Aldrich is the per.
sonal representative of John D. Rock.
efeller's oil trust.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

tariff, and this again is still small to
the loss caused by some small things
on two legs. We have a few of them
here in Roswell, and their efforts are
constantly directed towards the tear
ing down of the community. We would
be much better off without them, just
as we would DO better without anoth.
er two-legged insect, the "knocker."
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

G~uadalajara and has already taken
charge of it through DR.. Payne. This
hotel is a million dollar building, with
two bathing pools and all modern con-
veniences in every room. 1t is said to
be one of the best hotels IN he Re
public of Mexico. Guadalaiara Is one
of Mexico's most beautiful cities. RI.
Roberts family will join him There in
a few weeks.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

Small things often max a great
deal of trouble and expense. The gov
eminent estimates that rats Isl the
country at least a hundred millions a
year. OF course this is but a drop In
the bucket compared to the loss occa-
stoned the consumer by the robber
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Sixtv-EiclT Graduates,

St. Paul, Mimi, June 5.-Stxtv eight
seniors who viii graduate from Ham
line University next week joined in
a sunrise breakfast today, inaugIrat-
ing the festivities of commencement
week al that institution.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

If you wish to read the finest bust
ness catalogue you ever opened, one
that will attract the cultivated eye,
and one that carries the truth in eV-
cry line let us know who you are by
calling up phone 25S, or dropping a
card to J. e. WOOTTON, Prin, Ros-
we'll Business College 100 E. Bland,
Roswell, N. NJ. S&Wk1m.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Mother and Father Die Together

On Thursday night of last week
Mrs G. B. Bell, of Hope died and the
following night Mr.. Bell passed away.
They leave a large family. They had
lived in Eddy county many years and
knew many people, especially in the
north and west part of the county.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

Another oil fever has taken posses
sion Of the people in h southern end
of the county. Dayton got hit this
time, and the people there spend con-
siderable time figuring the profit to
be derived from a barrel of oil. Here's
hoping they all get rich.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

The assessment of Roswell is al
most twice hat of Santa Fe, h cap
ital city Of the territory. Perhaps this
is due to the bad influence exerted by
the political push which Is so often
I'm evidence in Santa Fe.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
One Mile Relay.

New York, June 5.-Featured with
a one-miIe relay race what promises
to be n of the banner athletic meets
of the year is scheduled for Haw-
thOTne's Field today by the Acorn
Athletic Association.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

1t is somewhat singular but every
time the statehood bill seems to have
some show of passing, then the gang
gets busy and rips a hole in u bal
loon and we come down with a thud.
to wait for the next effort.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

The Record would like to see a COM
mission form of government put into
effect in Roswell, but we are not like
Taft in respect to the tariff bill, ready
TO swallow any old thing that has the
label on 1t.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05
Mrs. Bond Celebrates Birthday.

As a celebration of her birthday,
Mrs. w. R. Bond was given a sur
prise party at her home in the NORTH.
west part of the city last night. The
party assembled at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Mayberry Bond, and armed
with a big freezer full of ice cream
and some delicious cakes, went pre-
pared for a good time. The evening
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

As a matter Of fact, the Goldman
woman's capacity for inciting to vio-
lence has been greatly over-rated, and
there is almost ground for suspicion
that she a a very clever pre- IS
agent
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-06-05

FOR SALE:-A Steinway Upright Pi-
ano, good as new, cash or easy pay
ments. Will be part of my time on
NV farm at Artesia. Drop me a pos
tai card. Bernard Pos Piano Com
pany. MTuStf.52