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Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19
THE NEWS
IN Brief
A GENERAL SUMMARY OF IMPoR.
TANT NEWS OF THE WEEK
GATHERED FROM ALL OVER.

Democratic leaders in the House
will fight for an income and inherit
anee tax.
The efforts to pass the census bill
over the presidents veto have been
abandoned.
Mississippi members of Congress
are divided on the question of a
tariff on lumber.
Chief G. T. O'Haver, for thirty
one years connected with the Mem
phis police department, resigned.
A conference Of leaders interest
ed in the movement to construct a
southern building at Washington is
being held.
The presidents secret service mes
sage was attacked in a report made
by the Senate committee on appro-
priations.
Arrangements have been COM
pleted for the reception Of the bat
tleship fleet at Hampton Roads, Va,
February 22.
Charley Crumley, a negro, was
saved from burning at the stake at
Tampa, Fla, through the interces-
sion of officers.
Michigan will send a delegation
to New Orleans to urge President
elect Taft to retain Newberry as
secretary of the navy.
The Senate passed a bill reducing
the salary of the secretary of state
in order to make Senator Knox
eligible to hold the position.
The chief of police of Vicksburg,
Miss, announced that he will not
arrest persons in social clubs where
drinks are served from lockers.
AScrew Of nine and the csfu Sin's
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19
NEGRO CHILDREN DIE IN FIRE.

Charlottesville small chill
dren of Green Burnett, a much-re-
spected negro who lives few miles
outside of town, were burned TO
death when his house was consumed
by fire. The old negro was himself
badly burned, but he managed to
get his wife and two other children
from the house unharmed.
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19
PosToEEIcE ROBBED.

Hoxie.-Burglars entered the
postoHice at Portia, Ark, taking
about $50 in stamps. Bloodhounds
trailed them to this place. 1t IL
thought they caught train out and
will dispose of the stamps where
they may stop
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19

which c6nvenes here in May.
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19
fO7,793.yy3

the American en-
anama Canal zone oc-
set aside for married
here are more Ameri-
there than children OF
tionality, according to
out by the Isthmian
lission. The average
consists Of a husband,
child.
Eill be a sad day for the
h. Its representation in
|of Representatives will
be reduced from six to
|esentative Madison r.
Iissouri and Marcus A.
gate from Arizona, will
he sixty-frst Congress,
nge Smith will come to
family name and fame.
les NJ. Stuart, professor
'hetoric at Garrett Bib
ute, Evanston, ILL.,, was
he book committee of the
Episcopal Church to the
of the Northwestern
4dvocate, made vacant by
ltal death in st. Louis
Der Of DR.. D. d. Thomp-
vention of the United
kers finished its three
ons at Indianapolis with
n Of the new wage scale
including the eight-houl
1t decreased wages anc
Of the union
reelected president, ant
exchanged felici
was voted that in future
' should determine tn
,hieers.
option accorded King Ed
Queen Alexandra in Ber
ing the greatest satisfac
tish officials and the pub
ge. The welcome givel
esties by the populase i
even more than the ofH
as an opportunit..
PRODUCTION of better feel
n the two peoples and tn
ide Of those mutual sus
lich nave prevailed for
a century.
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19
TO FIGHT TUBERCULOSIS.

eff smallpox or yellow fever was
causing a thousand deaths a year,
you'd be holding special sessions of
the legislature to devise means to be
rid of the scourge. And yet I tell
you that tuberculosis is no longer a
burden to De borne unquestioningly,
no longer a cross that must be un-
pr ely borne. 1t is an epi-
r,ol,rt bo mot ond oon-
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19
FARMERS WILL MEET.

Ravenden Springs.-The Ran
dolph County Farmers Union has
called a special meeting to be held
at Pocahontas, Ark, February 16,
for the purpose of adjusting ac-
counts with the county warehouse
company, and the consideration of
several things of vital Importance
to the union.
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19

Herndon.-The Farmers Union
of Craighead county mas built hall
20 by 30 feet at Herndon, said to
be the first hall built in Arkansas
by the union. The first meeting in
the new building was held Tuesday
night.
Washington telegraph., 1909-02-19

Jonesboro.-John Gibson, a prom
inent citizen and farmer of Craig
head county, fell dead while at
work from heart failure. He was
45 years old and leaves a wife,
mother and two sisters.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-04-28
PORT OF HONOLULU.
ARRIVED.

An6s1 hD.
Tuesday, April 81, 1909
Str. Niihau. Oness, from Hawaii 2
p. m.
Str. Mauna Loa, simerson, from
Hawaii, 5:45 a. m.
CA. S. S. Mariana, Morrisby, from
Colonies, 100 p. m.
DEPARTED.
T. X K S. s. Tenyo Maru, for San
francisco, 10 an.
Str Mauna Kea, Freeman, for Ha-
wall, 1915 0. m
Str. Iwalanf. MITCHELL for Hawaii,
1915 p. M.
Str. Maui, Bruhn, for Hawaii. 1915
p. m.
Str. Kinau, Gregory. for Kauai,
$40 p m.
Str. Mikahala. Petersen. for Molo-
kai SIS p. M
Sehr. Concord, Piltz, for Laysap Is
land. Sis p. m.
DUE TODAY.
S. S. Alesia, from the Orient.
DUE FRIDAY.
O. s. S. Alameda, Dowdell, from
San Francisco, a. m.
PASSENGERS
Arrived.
Per str. Mauna Loa, Simerson,
from Hawaii and Maui ports, April %.
Wv. H Davis and wife, j. E. Jacob
son and wife. Miss r. Simerson, NJ.
Costa, II. c. Mu, w. P. Kapulani. Loo
L 4 War- N
Bruner, T. Coerper, Gas MARQUEE, D.
Conway. Miss NJ. Cummings, r. s.
Hosmer, c. Mitchell, c. H. Bragg.
Mrs. Bragg, w. j. FORBES and wife, J.
NJ. Dowsett, c. Witty, E. POLITE, Rev.
Y. Yamaka, Miss NJ Costa. Miss L.
Costa.
Per str. Mariana, Morrisby, from
the Colonies. April 27-Miss NJ. Wal
ton. NJ Hodson, j. Griffin, G. Pea
cock, Mrs. Hayward, Mrs. Parmalee,
Miss NJ. Brown, j. Willcocks, H. a.
Parmalee.
Departed
Per str. Mauna Kea, for Maui and
Hawaii ports, April PHI. Tsuru-
shima, c. Ahuna, Mrs. F. S. knight
and party. E. Dowsett, Mrs. Captain
Petersen and son, Mrs. Sam Johnson
and son, Miss Soper, w. T. Rawlins,
r. Ivers, Geo H. Robertson, E. F.
Bishop, James Scott, J. P. Cooke, and
wife. Mr.. Genocha, J. Harris Macken-
zie, Mrs. H. Templeton, Mrs. r. W.
Weston. H. p Roth, F. M. Levers, V.
c. Schoenberg. J. H. Maby, Y. NJ.
Jooner, H. B. Marin :, Mr.. Wheeler
and wife, Mrs. Birney. G. F. Davies,
Mrs. Kirkaldy and nurse, Chas. Bren-
ham, T. HI. Petrie, J. w. Waldron, w.
A. Kinney, J. A. Coombs, HI. J. XII
hahiso. wife and child; D. K. Eguchi,
Mrs. Wahineaeapukii.
Per str. Kinau, for Kauai, April 81.
Judge S. B. Dole and wife,. Mrs. E.
P. Low.
Per str Mikahala, for Molokai,
April 27-Mrs. A. Fl. B. Judd.
Per CA S. S. Mariana, for Victoria
and Vancouver. April 27.-Mr. and
Mrs. A. A Moore. Mr. and Mrs. Armi-
stead, Misses Armistead (2), A. Moore,
Mrs. John Effinger and family, Mrs.
Stair and child, J. D. Gaines, William
Woon, R. w. Taylor, Mr. and Mrs.
F. Ha1stead, Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence,
Misses Austin (2), DIR. Barnes, Ed.
Melbourne, Mr.. and Mrs. J.. G. Coop
er, Mrs. Hart and child, C. Madsen,
H. Hobson.
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LOST.

BROOCH, bunch af violets: valued for
associations. Reward at this Office.
1896
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FOR SALE AT KAIMUR.
(Lot 75xI5O)

Just completed, en- 14th Ave, three
minutes walk from Rapid Transit
cars. a MODERN BUNGALOW. con.
sisting of large living room, two bed
rooms, and bath, with enamel and
nickel finished plumbing; kitchen, pan
try, back and front lanai, hot and cold
water, electric lights, servants quar-
tiers with plumbing, etc. Magnificent
marine view.
Price reasonable; terms given.
Apply to w. NJ: MINTON, 122 8.
King St, telephone 1888; 1882 18th
Ave-, Kaimuki, telephone 1878.
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BORN

city, April 81, 1909, to
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Gere, daughter
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FOR RENT

Furnished cottage on the beach at
Waikiki in the kapiolani Park section.
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FOR SALE.

Choice lots on Manoa Heights; good
water supply, view anc soil. Your
own terms.
Lots in good healthy location at Pa.
lama, near town. Best of terms.
Lots in best residence section of K..
lihi, ranging in price from $500 "a
$3.50 each. Terms $50 down and AHA
per month. without interest,
Lots at Nuuanu and Kapahula nj
lowest prices.
FOR RENT.
In good neighborhood, large brand.
new cottage, up-to-date in every re-
spect; ready for occupancy on or about
the 18th inst. Rental, $25 per month
]. n. scHNAcK, 1877 Merchant gr...
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VESSELS IN PORT.
(Army and Navy.1
frequois, U. 8. station tug, Moses.
Merchant Vesaala.l

fMerchant vessels.)
C. A. Thayer, Am schr., Grays Har-
Dor, April 26.
Frieda, Ger. sp., Logeman, Hamburg,
April q.
Irmgard, Am. bktne., Christensen, San
Francisco, April 10.
Mohican, Am. bye, Page, San Fran
cisco, Feb. Is.
Missourian, Am. S., Lyons, Seattle,
April "a.
w. H. Marston, Am. schr., Hersey, San
Francisco. April 20.
IHE MAILS
Mails are due from the following
poiuts as follows.
San Franciseo-Per Alameda, April 80
Orient-Per Korea, May 3.
Nancouver-Per Aorangi, May 1.
Colonies-Per Mariana, April 20.
Mans Will depart for the following
MN. as follows.
San Francisco-Per Korea May l.
Orent-Per Asia. May l.
Vaneouver-Per Mariana. April 29.~
Colonies-Per Aorangi. May L.
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NAME Of STOCK. PAID ad1''1 Gp val Bid ASK
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Booked to Depart.

Per O. 5. s. Alameda, for San Fran
cisco, May 5.-Dr. r. c. L. Perkins,
Wife and two children; Mrs. A. l..
Lutted. Mrs. P. Gleason, Miss G. Eel
ker. Mrs. F. Sackwitz. Mrs. Captain
johnson and three children, Miss
Allen, Mrs. Taylor, Mrs. R. Hewitt.
ard daughter, VIM. Sehieber, O.. P.
PouTie, Mr.. Anthony, Mrs. Meneaugh,
Jas. Hay and wife, JOS. Schwartz, wife
and two children; Mrs. NJ. Louisson,
Mrs. J. c. Smith and daughter, Mr..
and Mrs. Hord Miss Hord, E.
Schultz, Paul Super, Mr. and Mrs.
Dalbey, Mr.. and Mrs. Fitzpatrick. Miss
u. Johnson, B. Henig, wife and in
FAINT; J. l. Senior, B. 0. Williams,
Judge and Mrs. Baliou, Mrs. A. L.
Fredericksoa, Mrs. L. C. Cassidy, Mrs.
w. S. Porter. Mrs. Newhall, Mrs. Nc
Gowen and daughter, DIR. Hunt, c. A
Bruins, E. J. Carey, A. L. Chanoet, F..
r. Greenwich, H. P. Faye, Thos. Wall,
Mr.. and Mrs. Boas, Mr.. and Mrs. c..
E. Ferguson, w. G. Sachs and wife,
j. Abadie, E. H. Hitchcock and wife,
NJ. Ivan Dow, H. B. Dow, Mrs. Bah
bidge, Mrs. A. O. Stable. Jas. Scott.
Miss Reeves. Miss Lindsay, Mrs. l..
Noonan. j. l.. Sturgis, Mr.. and Mrs.
l.. j. Kelly, Mr.. and Mrs. McKendree,
G. Guessefelt, Miss Sceinhauser, W. F..
Erving, w. S. Fragne, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. E. Wiltshire, H. G. Middleditch, NJ.
A. Silva. M. and Mrs NJ. Brasch. R.
H. Trent, Mrs. j. w. Robson and
daughter. Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Jacob, w.
A Bailey
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ALEXANDER YOUNG BUILDING
Honolulu g only up-to-date fre-proof
building; rent includes electric light.
hot and cold water, and jauitor ser
vice. Apply ths Won Hamm- Young
Co., Ltd.
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TRANSPORT SERVICE.

Baford, at San francisco.
Dix. sailed from Nagasaki for Homo
lulu. April &c.
Logan. sailed from Manila for Homo
lulu, April Is.
Sherman at san francisco.
Thomas, sailed from Honolulu for Ma
Mia, April IA.
Sheridan, at San Francisco.
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COTTAGES, with board. Mrs. J. Cas-
sidy, zoos KaIia road, Waikiki.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-03-24
DON'T KNOCK TILL YOU'RE SURE

ferhaps you got swindled. but may
be you didn't. on that FIVE dollar set
ting OF fancy eggs. simply because the
finest. fresh. fertile eggs may be made
10 hatch nothing or the worst OF cuIls
because the eggs aren't set right or
the chicks aren't fed right or housed
right
Eggs are porous. What chance have
they I'm a dirty nest or n filthy. foul
smelling coop?
Fine eggs can't hatch fine chicks in
n poor incubator. nor can hen whose
vitality has been lowered by starva-
ton. sickness or lice keep the heat up
10 that degree 20 hatch good iivable
chicks.
Chicks from high scoring ancestry
may be changed into scrawny culls by
bad feeding Peeps from the whltest
birds may grow 10 look like two legged
brass kettles simply by giving them no
shade and feeding yellow corn. Lice
or q crowded. damp. dirty or badly
ventilated coop VIII do any hatch.
David called all men liars.
But II wasn't true.
lie was really Just excited
Through and through
When you're hot beneath the collar
And feel like knocking. too.
Just don't throw those heavy bricks
I'll you're sure u isn't YOU
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HOW TO FEED CHICKS.

When mother brought the peoples"
Ia her apron from the barn your first
thought was 10 get breadcrumbs to
feed them. Wasn't II jolly to see the
little fellows cat? But that was one
Of the few mistakes mother made. for
chicks should not be fed for a day
after Matching. SO they may have time
To digest the yolk which they absorb
before leaving the shell.
Feeding 50 soon brings the deadly
white ciarrhca. Feed mother hen
alone, but turn her babies out on a
clean place free from indigestibles. for
with them. Ike other babies. every
thing goes 10 mouth"
Fresh water and air for their first
days fare.
Then FOR two days scatter little
chick grit and sweet. dry. fine bread
crumbs.
Feed little. but often. just enough
that their crops are half full in the
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-03-24

On the road from Clifton downs 20
monmouth the traveller win pass. IA
the Avon gorge. a curious structure to
which SINGULAR tradition Is attached.
relates the London Tatlcr. The story
- that person named Cook about n
century ago was told by a gypsy IN the
Leigh woods that his only son would
ne killed by a serpent before ne reach.
co the age II twenty-oue. To avert
'Ais ne built a high tower aud shut his
son In the topmost room with the IN
tention Of sccluding him there until the
latal age was passed. However. by ne
eident viper was taken up IN a farot
70 the room TO light the Gre. aud II
crept from the fagot and hlt the boy
so that he died. Therefore the tower
was called Cooks Folly. aud that IS It's
name TO this day. whatever Is the true
explanation.
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THE AiRLY ONION.


MS time 20 git the garden spade
An hustle out the hoe
Them airy onions must be stuck
I love 10 smell 'em grow
list shove the spade down In the ground
An give II a quick turn:
Then call the Shanghai rooster round
TO kctch the airly worm
Now rake the ground I'D fine an smooth.
Marx out nice even rows
An plant EN- In the kerect sign.
So every onion grows
BY gum. you've got EN- slick an
straight
jisi kin see 'em grow
IL seems an onul time 20 wait
To GIT mess or so.
But III list sit beside the patch
To ketch the good ole smell
I'll hoe EN- every day or so
An sprinkle 'em real well
Then. when they Kit list strong enough
To smell about a mile.
Ill pull a lot an trim the tops
An eat a good long while.
I'll spread the yaller butter thick
On Saliy's bread. 50 grand.
An. with a leetle salt fur sass.
III cat 20 beat the band.
IL all them folks what's got the gr1nts
Would put more onions down
There'd be more smiles a-breakln' loose
An less ole cranxs IN town.
NIB.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-03-24

An elder Of the kirk having found n
little boy and his sister PLAYING mar
Dies on Sunday. put his rerrccf I'm this
FORM. not judicious ono Tor child.
Boy. do YOU know where children
90 who play marbles ON Sabbath
day."
"Ay." said the boy They gang doun
10 the Geld 10y the water bclaw the
brig"
NO" roarcd out the elder: they 20
10 hell and are burned"
The little fellow. really shocked.
called 10 bis sister. Come ava.
Jeanie. Here's man swearing aw-
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Of Dean Ram.
saw"
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Washington Irving IN "Crayon IA
pers" says: Il was once at an evening
entertainment given 10y the Duke Of
Wellington at Apsley House 10 WI
Ham " The duke had manifested
his admiration OF his great adversary.
Napoleon. by having portraits of him
IN different parts OF the house Al the
bottom OF the grand staircase stood
the colossal statue OF the emperor by
Canota. II was Of marble I'm the an
uque style. with one arm partly ex-
tended. holding n figure Of Victory.
over this arm the ladies I'm tripping
upstairs 70 the ball had thrown their
shawls II was singular Office for
the statue u Napoleon 90 perform I'm
the mansion OF the Duke az yelling
toni
etc 80
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OON'TS.

Don't be afraid 70 give good meas
ure. You hold your trade. give pleas
ure, gain treasure.
Don't expect 10 buy thoroughbred
breeders for song. Such an idea is
altogether wrong
Don't waste your money on bargain
counter eggs Such trash will hatch n
smash.
Don't let cheap John sell you an In
cubator. He's the advance agent Of
the undertaken
Don't spend your time monkeying
with the regulator Follow the rules
Of the incubator.
Don't throw up the sponge and Quit
<Or 4 few discouragements. Fight on.
The solar pleXus IS often delivered
I'm the last round
Don't forget 70 have the brooder dry
and clean. free from leaks and filth
and crawlers mean
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FAR IA
FOR SALE

A FARM, consisting Of 800
u scres. lying on the Blue
Ridge Mountain. II miles
from the Government Weather
Bureau. 300 acres of this land il
cleared and good smooth farming
land. Would make tine fruit
farm. The remainder is ia oak.
poplar, chestnut. pine and locust
timber. There is an excellent stand
for q store, and a business man
could clear $40 per month ON the
store alone. \ good Grist Mill is
located ON the farm. The proposed
Trolley Line from Winchester TO
Washington will cross the farm.
An abundance of good Building
Stone upon the farm. and limestone
for lining purposes within I mile.
This property Will be sold at an
extremely low price.
For further particulars.
address.
Mn, Care of COURIER.
Berryville. Va.
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PATS psfcisncles.

Mrs McCarthy'S husband went ou-
in boat alone. The boat overturned.
and he was drowned. y friend met
her some weeks later
Il hear" said he. chat Pat left YOU
very wen ons-that he Left you 500
0OO."
True" said Mrs Mccarthy; he
did"
How was that:" asked her friend
Pat could not read or write. could
he"
No" said Mrs Mccarthy. NOR
swim. New York Press.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-03-24

Tho wise woman Is as careful about
the choice n q hat ans She IS about the
choice 81 husband" The celebrated
author who uttered this a um may
have exaggerated little. hut not
much And allow me. woman. 10
tel YOU solemn men whom see sncer-
Ing at the ''frivol'ty' 20 my sex that
often the clevcrcst anon YOU chooses
q wife Tor no better reason than that
The woman thus selected has herself
chosen "a becoming hat,-Mme c. De
Broutclles IN Grand Magazine.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-03-24

WHITE PLYMOUTH ROCK AND CHICKS.
day and two-thirds nj night and never
allow feed TO lie around.
After two days feed finely sieved
ground mixed grain such rs wheat.
corn and millet and add n little meat
scrap or raw meat.
DO not feed meat IL using hard boiled
eggs. but do not feed the latter till
chicks are week old. and then spar
ingly.
Wet cornmeal. bran. cooked and bak-
ed preparations are not good or neceS-
Sary. but sound cracked grain for
chicks and whole rs they grow older
ill the bill
Chicks on range often need no meat
or greens. as grass. worms and bugs
take their place. Lettuce and tender
green clover furnish the fine green
food which their system requires.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-03-24
FEATHERS AND eeosHELLs.

Hops as side issue and shade arc
paying proposition for poultrymcu.
They furnish nice. cool shade and an
average Of $50 20 the acre.
Certain Incubator firms have ad-
vanced prices, while others have
dropped
The charming flavor OF canvasback
ducks comes from their eating a celery
like cress that grows III Chesapeake
bay. To add this flavor 10 your ducks
feed them celery tops as green's for
six weeks.
Fifty thousand eggs 4 day is said 20
be thoroughbred ants record. Tell
this not 20 those who are e-gs-ac-
gerating in their advertising c-c rec
ord breaking hens or they VIII claim
these ants are their hens mothers
sisters
Fossil eggs large rs a mans head
have been found in Maine az an indi-
Gated depth OF 1000 feet. For the
good OF the community al human ros-
sis should be buried deeper. 50 that
future scientists may not unearth them
as specimens OF progressive people.
In testing eggs YOU VIII ind them
very slippery. Just mois,cn your fin
ger tips 10 save a slip. bur. OF course.
not at Z tobacco stained lip.
When a poultry judge attempts 20
score show while under the influence
OF liquor. call the bouucer. When De
uses profane language. turn on the
trouncer
The grange is after 4 law 70 catch
the hucksters that handle bad eggs.
/ But we are told that the farmers sell
/ these rotten eggs 20 the hucksters.
/ Now. Il the law sets the hvcksters and
the farmers ncr.
/ How Will that stop the rot and spot"
When eggs are 40 cents a dozen and
/ poundcake sells at 10 cents how can
baker sell cake at that price and not
use riots and sDoJST Give It Up?
/ Here too.
/ In Arkansas they fined a young man
/ 4 dollar Tor firing a rotten ecc nc a
/ United states senator and missing
/ him. The cold storage firms threw
/ 5O152,14o dozens Of bad eggs 1T the
/ people last winter. hit them for fresh
egg prices and are now loading Up for
another shot. Now. who's who:
Put your show cOops away IN a clean.
/ dry place and lay those bitter feelings
on the dark shelf Of forEetfulneSs.
where the dust and cobwebS Of obliv-
ion may bury them deep.
! The joke is On 4 politician who on
vote hunting expedition threw OF his
coat and bull, chicken coop for "a
! party whose vote he sought After
soiling his clothes and sweating his
shirt his request for support received
the reply: Sorry. bur don't 80 10 h,
polls. Haven't voted fur ten years
/ PolitiN is too rotten"
MORAL.
Let politicians not their chances wreck
BY sweating IN a voters chicken coon.
/ But let them set the egE trust ty tne neck
And hang them with the laws best 5ou-
bic loop.
II you have thrown the poultry Gro0
1inSS into the garden patch. turn thc~
under before the hens are out 20
scratch.
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an Attractive Residence.

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FORCING MASH

Nix well. stir IN six raw eggs and
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Bake In creased pan I'm slow oven.
and never serve sticky Always have
fine grit on the chick table.