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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

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He always Succeeds when others
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

EROr. -. -. btSOCEs NJ d.
Strange. Wonderful, but True are
the awe stricken tests given by The
Great Australian Medium.
PROF. ID. %. BRUCE, n. ID.
the only Living Apostle Of Science
of the Mysteries.
$4,000 In Gold to any enc In the
World 10 compete with him. Pos
sessi1g more power than any four
mediums combined.
No card. trance or hand humbuE
Greatest Hfndoo Medium In the
World.
SO GREAT IS HIS POWER that
es can ten ysu while IN q Clatrvey-
ant state. all you wish 20 know with
sut q word being spoken Come.
all re 0nbelievc-s, scoffers ans jeer-
sra; bring ali your skepticism with
gou-he will open your eyea 70 the
privAsc chamber mystery. Come all
ye broxen hearted wives. all with
low spirits and 1le< h1sn Mt tho bur
den from yoxr schtng and Jealous
heart He challenges the World 60
compete with him In causing q speed
y marriage with the one you lore:
uniting the separated ana bring
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

when the team begins TO pun, thereby
preventing slipping Nail a one by six
inch board on either side of the ND
rights at the top end. Loop a chain
around the post near the ground, SAYS
the Farm and Home. throw Il over the
top of the frame and hitch the team to
II. like this divice better than
straight board. as some use, because II
will not fan down ia case the team
takes swinging pull or pulls In a cir.
Gle
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Travel is awtully expensive. isn't
"oh. i don't know. saved a lot
on my last trip"
"How's that?"
"Oh, collected enough soap and
towels TO furnish my house for two
years, and besides took my camera
along and forgot TO ta>e any films
and I've got e7cuch ho;el writing pa
per for the baby to scIawl on tin he's
grown up."-Ya'e Record
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Lively plans for the future now oc.
cupy the time OF the wideawake farm
er. The principle trouble is obtaining
farm help. Some are contemplating
selling out. on account OF their inabili-
ty TO obtain help to run their business.
writes an Indiana farmer. The farm
er that has help within his own family
is fortunate and Is doing we'll
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
The Full Of Joy.

II we might have the fruit without the
blooming
II we the planting time and waiting
time could miss.
Not half so sweet would seem the gar
nered nectar,
The gracious year be robbed Of half its
bliss.
II careless we might gain our greatest
longing
To human nature it would be as painted
toy.
The sweat OF brow and anxious. weary
waiting
Perhaps is that we learn to know the
full % Joy
Cora I.apham Hazard. I'm Neu, vorL
Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Wilder Still

Bill-oysters are sometimes re-
garded as dangerous. but they are not
usually considered savage. A Queens
land Judge. however, has decided that
they are wild beasts.
Jill-Gee! / pity the lobster that
gets up before that judge,-Yonkers
Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Her Specification.

He-So you think married life ought
to be one grand, sweet song?
She-Yes
He-What air would you prefer for
this matrimonial song?
She-I think a millionaire.-Balti-
more American.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Reverence.

why did you lift your hat to that
man? He didn't look like a preacher,
and haven't heard anything about a
great statesman or a renowned phiIos-
opher living In this town"
Gee. didn't yon know who that
was? That was old man Mcs veeney.
He's the father OF one OF the greatest
pitchers in this part OF the country"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Scholarly lnnnranne

Prof. McGoozle (stopping in front
OF shop window)-My dear, that is
the most remarkable collection OF
unique waste baskets ever saw.
Mrs. McGoOzle-Waste baskets
You helpless ninny! Those are the
new styles of spring Chicago
Tribune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
His Observation.

They were looking at the paintings
in the art gallery.
Alfred" said the young bride. do
you think angels really have wings?"
NO Elfieda." answered the young
husband. The sweetest angel l
know OF isn't disfigured with a pair
OF wings. ] am happy to say"
In ecstauc silence they continued
TO look at the paintings Chicago
Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Hhcnes long for up
rights and one 80
inches long for the
bottom crosspiece,
and spike IL Sc
curely 20 the up
rights three inches
from the ends so
that the ends will
SQffIQ frfhaorou.4
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

This
appearance Interior
well pleasing
found costly
staircase In
the paror which
nnShe natural finished
second nine feet high cellar laundry
laundry lead
between hall and kitchen Full
heated with
Of plaster Cost about $4,000 porch
T. = MAC LAGAN.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

One OF my neighbors has n SINAI.
saving outfit---a buzz-saw and a gaso-
line engine to propel IL. For putting
lot of wood In shape to burn In the
Kitchen stove and doing il in q few
hours. 1t is the smoothest combination
| ever saw.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

After dinner the restaurant patron
proceeded 10 tip the waiter.
Beg pardon. sir" said the waiter
examining the coin. but this quarter
is counterfeit"
rs that SOP" exclaimed the other.
Oh, well. keep il for your honesty.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Had Never prram.d u

"Ha. false and fiokle maidl" he cried.
You say YOU never dreamed was in
earnest, yet week ago you told your
chum, Miss RIVAL. that you were sure
/ would propose soon. Can you ex-
plain that?"
Easily she replied. calmly. Il
told her that when wide awake. In
my dreams ] always try to think OF
pleasant things. kansas CITY Times
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Truly LITERARY

Jinks-Harkins doesn't strike me
as literary. Yet he declares that he
never feels so comfortable as when
he is snugly settled in his library.
Binks-Oh. that's not surprising.
His bookcase is a folding bed
Harpers Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Old Condemnation is your wife
Uncle observation-disclosures?
Uncle Rastus-No. sab. she ain't
muffin like dat but de doctah done
said dis mawnin' dat she am gettin'
bettah.--Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
The Anawsr.

The Lady-What's your trade?
The Hobo-Lady, I'm a captain of
industry.
The Lady-In those clothes7
The Hobo-Dis is me fatigue uni.
form.-Cleyeland Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Mamma gave you a nickel yes
terday to be good. and to-day yos are
Just as bad as you can be.
Bobby know. but I'm trying TO
show you that you got your moneys
worth yesterday.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

you have said some remarkably
sensible things" remarked the encour-
aging friend.
YES" answered the youthful states
man. its easy to say 'em. but don't
always manage 20 do EN-"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
cet,ioo 4. R;o,.

They as'ed him n his name was Tahft.
And merrly the big man laughed.
why. no. he said. my name Is Taft
which. as you will find by consulting the
var ors dictionaries and paying par
t,'ier attention 20 tie marks indf-
nr To- correct pronunciation OF
ue Girls there N.
".i le.-e rhymes with raft "
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

That's ali right" said the baron:
1 know I'm liar. But lie merely
for fun. don't lie either for spite or
for profit I'm not a member OF any
Anan'aS club"
Thus. while contributing to The in
cunabula Of unveracity. he escaped
the impu;ation conveyed by the short
and ugly word.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Dentist-True, madam. but they
hurry with their work. while I often
spend an hour or more pulling a single
tooth. must charge for my time. you
know
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Matter Of shane.

Mrs Youngwed-I want thr,e
pounds OF steak. please.
Butcher-Yes. ma'am. Round steahr
Mrs- foungwed-Oh. don't care
whether it's round OF square. Just 80
It's nice and tender.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
So Taklnu.

A lazy with a camera
Once met a bull-ah. mel
She did not take his picture. but.
Instead. she took "A tree.
Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
A Question.

TokoJama-No, honorable SIR. our
japanese tongue contains no swear
words
Thompson-Gee, Can't you even
think swear thoughts?
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Naturally So.

Il wonder what man on record
called the biggest blUr?"
Il think II was the man who named
Gibraltar"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
impossible.

Reporter-What do YOU mean nv
saying that ! use "paradoxical express
sions?"
Editor mean that you say impos-
sibie things. This story OF yours, for
instance. contains the phrase "bagpipe
music"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

he asked her II she loved him.
And she. laughing. said, mot To-
Then she biushed and nestled closer.
And he blessed her for the lie
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Enthusiastically, can pun your
tooth. madam. II WIN cost you two
dollars.
Lady - Two dolgsFsA Why, other
dentists only charge. 80 cents
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Natural Obstacles.

Artist will guarantee. sir. 10
paint you a speaking likeness of your
wife.
Customer-You can't do that.
Artist-Why can't /?
Customer-Becsuse she's dumb.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

Baron MUTcaauscn had just told
one OF rs sto-iCs acd somebody in
he crowd Raj questioned the truth az
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08

De Ruyter-You see. drop into
poetry occasionally.
Editor-Yes. so see. You appear
to drop clear through a.,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
Not What Xon Ern....A

Press me closer. closer SIN.
With what fervor you can nlusteri
All my nerves responsive thrill.
Press me eloser-mustard plasterl
Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-05-08
PULLING FENCE POSTS.
Frame Which viii Make the Task an
Easy One.

1 use a frame as shown in the cut.
Take two two by four inch pieces 3s
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
DROPSY
Causes the Death of Mrs
Jacob Trefz.

Mrs. Jacob Trefz died at her home
on Commercial street, Wednesday
evening shortly before o'clock. after
an illness of one year. Her death was
due to dropsy.
Aside from Eer husband there re.
main six children, four daughters and
two sons. They are; Mrs. Clara Heck
er. Miss Mary Trefz, Mr.. Fred Trefz
Miss Alfredo Trefz, Louis and Miss
l6a Trefz, all residing in this city.
Six brothers and three sisters survive
her. Mrs. Pauline Krautter. of ST
Mary's street, Is the mother of the
deceased. E|
Funeral services will be conducted
fom the home Thursday Afternoon
at o'clock, Rev, C. Il. Buerklc, Of
the German NJ. e. church officiating
ihierment will take place In Marion
cemetery. iEt|t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
|SCREW LOOSE
IN morrow, TOO
Evidently a Bootlegger's at
Large.
CHAMPION SNAKE STORY
Farmer Invades A Snake
Convention.
CHAMPION SNAKE
Snake
Laxity OF Law Enforcement May BE
Responsible For So Great Yarn
Coming From So Quiet "a Town As
Mt. Giload.

1 While Marion is apparently the onl,
city In this section of the state hay.
Ing serious trouble over negligence or
the part of her officials regarding tho
enforcement OF the Rose law, IL APP
pears that there are other places
where the officials are quite as neg
lgent, although not quite so much Is
said about IT. But then there are
some counties noted for their unusual
pranks and whether or not the officials
are negligent in these counties is a
matter of question.
The following story appearing in
The Union Register of Morrow coun-
Is, at Mt. Gileadt,is quite a good story
and the truth OF II is vouched for.
From southeastern Morrow coun-
" comes to the Register what is re-
ported to be an absolutely true
snake story. or the type would not
be used on it, Il. p. Beers, son Of J.
Y. Beers. of Mt. Gilead, lives on a nice
farm in the community and on which
Is beautiful grove with its variety
OF timber and wet lands, high and
low. and for some unaccountable
reason some time ago a snake con-
vention" seemingly was held in that
grove. Mr.. Beers loves TO take his
gun and stroll over said farm to get
little game. In season, or to shoot
hawk. crow, or other bird or ami
NAL that may be doing damage to
his poultry AS he was vending his
way homeward, he came up to lit
tie raise of ground and ascending
THIS, in front of him and not far
away he came upon beautiful SPOT
where great number Of blue racers
We're stretched out enjoying a sun
bath. Said Beers fears nothing nor
does he get ratified even though he
comes unexpectedly into a snake con-
'ention as this seemed to be. He
stepped back of a nearby tree and
looked the crowd over with their
skins glistening In the sun. and he
laid his plans for the onslaught. He
decided to use the gun on some OF
the larger chaps and club the balance
or fight them in any manner to win
out, without any reference to the
Queensbury rules, Suddenly there
was report of a gun in that forest
and then a second barrel was let
loose and two of the snakeships were
headiess. He then dropped his gun
and hurried among them to see them
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
DECLARE MRS. CRAMER
WAS NOT POISONED
Analysis Does Not Show q
Poison.
Drs. ~. J. Lower and G. G.. Smith
Make Statement exhonerating a
Brother Physician.

That the death of Mrs. John Cramer
this week, was not the result of mar
cotic poisoning and that the attend
ing physician during her Illness was
not guilty of any error, is the state
ment of Drs. II. j. Lower and c. G..
Smith, who have conducted n chem
ical analysis and miscroscopical ex-
animation. 1t was stated recently
that the attending physician was
guilty of poisoning the woman. but
the analysis as conducted does not
show this to be true.
The following statement was made
by the physicians following the ex-
animation this morning:
Chemical analysis does not reveal
tfat Mrs. Cramer died from narcotic
poisoning. The morphometric testing
did not respond when the most deli
cate test was applied, following n
careful and complete chemical sep.
aration of the specimen given Doctors
Lower and Smith
THE only result of the autopsy
microscopical examination, and lastly
the chemical analysis, is an absolute
contradiction to the statement that
Mrs. Cramer died from narcotic pois-
oning.
This justly exhonorates DR.. Sager
OF any blame and it is our belief that
he did all that could be done for her.
we get from the history Of Mrs.
Cramer that she was very nervous
woman and that subsequent to the
death of her father. she had four at
tacks similar to the one which caused
her death. At one or more of these
attacks 1t was thought she was dying"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
BRIEF MENTION.

nr. +. M. Baldwin was called tc
Monnette this morning on profes-
sional business.
a special train over the Hooking
valley road bearing soldiers from co.
lumbus enroute to Chicago, was trans.
ferred to the Erie at this point this
afternoon.
ohicials and employees of the court
house are now planning for their
second annual picnic which they ex-
pect to hold at Lincoln park a week
from tomorrow. Last year the court
house officials, employees and their
families gathered at Lincoln park and
had most enjoyable outing. This
years event is expected to be fully
as successful.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
MRS. LEONARD DONAUGH
FINDS MISSING WORDS
All Are Returned In One
Envelope.
Stil Another Opportunity For You TO
Get Some of That Money Eas-
lily.

THE faster they come the quicker
they falr' seems to be about the truth
In the Missing Word puzzle. Yester-
day four of the puzzlers were dropped
from their proper place I'm the ads
and when the time for inspection ar.
rived, the editor found them safely
returned. placed In an envelope ad-
dressed to the Mirror office. Just like
the bad penny, they returned and
the one dollar. reward belongs to
Mrs. Leonard Donaugh, of 233 Green
wood street.
There are to be one or more omis-
sions this evening. II you should be
rambling around through the pages of
the paper and see the empty places.
bll them with whatever of Noah Web
sters word stock seems right. If you
guess right 1t means the money. And
that Is a meaning which few can af-
FORD to pass by on the other side.
The four lost words Wednesday
evening were:
In the III. C. King Lumber company
ad. I'VE have a large stock of build
er's material on hand and prepared to
MI your orders quickly" instead of
and ARE prepared to I'll your orders
quickly"
In the ]. p. Ludwig ad. "If you wish
TO save attend the big removal sale.
starts July 22," instead of "If YOU
wish TO save MONEY"
In Probst Brothers ad, "It pays you
to buy the best inverted lights. We sell
Reflex" instead of "We sell THE Re.
hex"
In the Fl, w. Corwin ad, Hats
made to order. Old hats remodeled in
the latest style and new" instead of
'and MADE new"
You have heard that little old
aphorlsm. Get the money" II you
haven't already adopted 1t. do II now.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22

dissolving their parliament very
quickly, and several streaks of shin
ing blackness were seen disappear
ing through that grove. Others sought
hollow logs and brush piles. He
routed them out and piled his club
until no more could be found and
then he laid them down in a string
and made his measurements, to find
that he had 27 feet of blue racers"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22

not believe a promise of that kind
would hold good after marriage, any
way. 1t would be easily broken"
Charles II. Muehlman, manager OF
an amusement enterprise, said he
hopes that girls will not decide to
from union and declare O strike,
adding that IL the average girl is any
thing like he believes her to be, she
will not hold long to the conversion
idea. 1t might be the men will do the
converting.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22

In California one rarely sees a
bank note. The money in circula-
ton Is all gold and silver.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
CASINO

Tonight Biograph 500 IT,, the Car
dinals Conspiracy And others.
IL VIM. stsnsblrg, PROPRIETOR.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22

QUART. n
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
, LODGE NOTES.

The Home Guards of America held
quite well attended meeting
Wednesday evening, at which time
plans were completed for the picnic to
be held at Lincoln park on Tuesday,
July 81. Everybody will be invited
and a good time is anticipated. The
ladies will go to the park in the after
noon, and supper will be served there
In the evening.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
Drawing 10 an End
the "FOurh on Sale"
All ",fusfn Underwear.

OF All nuSffn Underwear"
Never has the fbig Muslin Underwear
been buster thsb during this import
ant Clearing oDeclts."
Splendid big stoeks still remain,
and on everything you act 25 per
cent Discount fsom regular prices.
But the end draws near.
The Uhlcr-Phillips Co.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22

Canton Marion I. o. o. +. held
well attended meeting Wednesday
'evening. Regular business was given
attention. A social time and smoker
followed the business session.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
~ A Stir IN
the "Corset Storeo -

The corset, ,story' will be crowded
with ladies aftcy amy OF our SO or
better corsets at "a per cent Discount.
Our entire stocks are included.
This offer ends SATURDAY.
Tie Uhler-Phillips Co.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22
LESS Than Half Price"
COIOred Wash Dresses

~ ss instead oN$br -piece dresses
OF white cambric aAd plain chambray
In pink. lavender and Nblack and white.
= 80 were $6-nehN figured lawn
dresses with lace yqkesA
$S for $12.50 and A5 braided
'inen dresses-lace 'trimmed
t2nd door)
The UhleryPhillips Go.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-22

AT the regular meeting of the
American Insurance Union to be held
tonight, the newly elected officers will
be installed and other important
business transacted. A large at
tendance Is desired.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-06-02
ALLEGES DOCTOR
MURDERED WIFE
CHICAG0AN. PUT IN JAIL ON
SERIOUS CHARGE
Victims Stomach In Hands of Ex-
perts-Case Similar to That
of Bennett of Los
Angeles
fRv Associated Press.l

CHICAGO, June DIR Haldane
Cleminson today was formally booked
for the murder of his wife, Mrs. Nora
Jane Cleminson, who, he claims, was
chloroformed by burglars.
The womatl's stomach is in the hands
of experts for chemical examination.
Chief of Detectives O'Brien stated
that DR.. Cleminsons declaration that
his wife had been chloroformed by
burglars and that he himself suffered
from the poison was utterly unworthy
of credence.
The money and spoons which the
physician is quoted as having reported
stolen were found in a closet of the
house.
a woman to whom Dr. Cleminson is
said to have sent flowers was found to
be Miss j. M. Berg, Il years old, a
patient at the Chicago Union hospital
from May 20 to May rs.
According to DR.. e. E. Zanghan,
house physician at the hospital, DIR.
Cleminson made almost daily visits to
the hospital while Miss Berg was there
and left large punches of flowers each
time.
1t has been impossible to locate Miss
Berg.