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Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-12

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
George 3. T~zschuck. treasurer of The
Bee Publishing Company, being duly
sworn, says that the actual number OF
full and complete opies of The Daily,
Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed
during the month OF August, 1903, was
aR fofIoua. s
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-12
Oh, Forget TIT

Boston Herald.
Gold has been found in Nebraska, but
we don't hear that anybody is trying to
press down a crown Of thorns.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-12

uHO. p. TZSCHUCk, I~reaBuFer.
Subscribed in my preesnce and sworn
to before me this 1st day of September,
1903. NJ. p. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-12
DOMESTIC P-LEAsANTRIEs.

rive never known a woman yet who
wished she was 40"
II have-she was 50."-Boston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-12

How can a boy with only two feet
make all that noise?" said the impatient
father, as Johnny clattered down the
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-12

Entered at Omaha postoffce as second
class matter.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Good Work Amono Children.

National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis over
100000 of the 100000 school
children enrolled in the United States
have during the school year just
closed been Systematically instructed
concerning the dangers of consump-
ton and the methods for it's cure and
prevention. Besides the 100000 chill
dren thus instructed in their schools,
the National Association estimates
that fully 100000 more have re-
ceived instruction at the various
tuberculosis exhibits held in all parts
of the country or through separate
classes and organizations.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
SKIN ERUPTION CURED.
Was So Sore, Irritating and Painful
That Little Sufferer Could Not Sleep
Scratched Constantly.
cuticura's Efficacy Clearly Proven.

when about two and a half years
old my daughter broke out on her hips
and the upper parts of her legs with a
very irritating and painful eruption. It
began in October; the first I noticed
was little red surface and a constant
desire on her part to scratch her limbs.
She could not sleep and the eruptions
got sore, and yellow water came out
Of them. had two doctors treat her,
but she grew worse under their treat
ment. Then I bought the Cuticura
Remedies and only used them two
weeks when she was entirely well.
This was in February. She has never
had another rough place on her skin,
and she is now fourteen years old.
Mrs. r. R. Whitaker, Winchester,
Tenn, Sept. %, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
The Turtles Cunninu.

Although not credited with any high
degree of intelligence, the turtle when
about to deposit it's eggs exhibits con-
siderable cunning.
1t scoops out hole as if to prepare
a reporisotry for its eggs, but in or
der to delude birds and other enemies
the turtle throws the sand again into
the hole, leaving the surface rough,
and waddles off to another spot,
where it repeats the process. Some
times this is done three times and
eventually the eggs are laid in an ex-
cavation within a few yards of the
sham nest, the surface being smoothed
and f1attened down.
When hunting for the eggs the
Queensland blacks probe the sand in
the vicinity of one of the sham nests
and are usually successful
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

The Average Man (buttoning up his
coat)-Well, dear, 1 must be off. It's
the first of the month, you know, and
there's lots to do at the office.
The Highly Strung Woman GENDER
ly)-Poor old Jackets. Has to work
like slave all day, so his little. wife
can wear the latest things in foulards.
The Av. M.-Oh, by the way, may
nave some comps. for the Hollis to-
night. Would you like to go?
The H. S. W.-Would 1 like to go!
Why, you dear old boy / should say
would.
The Av. M.-Don't plan too much on
1t, for I may not get the tickets.
There's an awful rush for seats.
The H. S. Willow perfectly lovely!
But, Jack, dear, who's going to give
you the tickets? You haven't any
friends on the stage, have you?
The Av. M.-Oh, I've lots of friends
you've never heard anything about.
Good-by, dear. (He enters the elevator
and disappears. The Highly Strung
Woman sits down and begins wonder
ing if Jack meant what he said, and if
he really has a lot of friends on the
stage.)
Uate afternoon. The Highly Strung
Woman in the sitting-room of the up
town fiat, reading the latest novel.
The Average Man enters)
Mrs. H.-Back so soon, dear, and
it's hardly five o'clock? Oh, did you
get the tickets?
Mr.. H.-Yes, there they are. Hands
her small theatrical envelope.)
Mrs. H. Clearing envelope open and
examining stubs) What luck! We're
way down in d. You'll have to prom
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Have No Use for Pins.

All American exporters concerned
are warned by Consul General DENLY
that they'll never get rich by selling
pins to the people of Shanghai. 1.-THE
Chinese have no use for pins" he
says, strings and knots and loops
meeting every requirement Of male
and female, young and old, to keep his
or her garments securely and neatly
fastened"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Fathos In a Fire Report.

In the annual report of the fire
marshal of Kentucky the following ex-
tract is not without suggestion of
Little Boy Blue"
Among the odds and ends of the
attic, usually are vanished furniture.
rags smeared with grease to take fire
themselves, painting oils liable to
take fire when the sun beats on the
roof, and broken toys of children who
are grown and gone away, or who
went to sleep long ago."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Prof. ]. B. Reynolds points out the
troubles which arise from faulty juno
lions of drain laterals with the
mains leading to an interference with
the flow and resultant lodging of the
silt until it finally blocks the drain.
He says it is sometimes best, when
the lateral has plenty of fall, to make
the junction two inches above the
head of the main. In any event, the
junction should not be right angled,
but preferably at an angle of 80 de-
grees. The silt basin is valuable de-
vice in draining; it's use and impor-
lance cannot be too well understood.
1t may be used at the junction of two
or more drains in a line of drain,
where it is necessary to change the
grade from a sleeper to less steep
one. The purpose of the silt basin
is to collect silt or mud in part of
the basin below the line of tile, and
thus prevent the silt from lodging in
the drain and finally blocking the
flow. In form the basin is a small
we'll. IL to "a inches in diameter, ex-
tending from IL inches below the line
of tile to the ground surface, where
it is provided with movable cover To
allow occasional cleaning. 1t may be
constructed Of brick, stone or plank.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Thick and Thin.

''It is always a pleasure to praiss
my SEX" boosted Mrs. Stub after at
tending a meeting of her club. "Our
speaker to-day said that woman will
go through thick and thin"
That's what she will, Maria"
laughed the heartless Mr. Stub. "In
winter she'll go through his heavy
cloth waistcoat and in summer she
goes through his light linen waistcoat
every chance she gats."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Law of Attraction.

The attractions of men to women
and women to men are full of the most
perplexing inconsistencies and contra
dictions imaginable. 1t is, for instance,
physical law that magnetism is not
simple attraction of one thing for an
other, but the difference of two oppos-
ing forces of attraction and repulsion.
of which the former is the greater.
The same law holds in relation to the
attraction of men and women for each
other, in which, as rule, the mascu-
line is the superior force.-T. P.'s
Weekly, London.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Best Clubs for a Youth

They tell story in Wall street
that Mr.. Morgan once replied to a
young friend, who had asked him
what were the best clubs to belong to
in New York. Young man, the very
best clubs to devote your time to are
Indian clubs"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

..............J. RICH, Manager.
Not good on Saturdays or Holidays.
Mrs. H. (reading aloud)-On ac-
count of Kit. Who on earth is this
Kitty, Jack?
Mr.. H. Cfoolishly trying to joke with
q highly strung woman)-Why, that's
one of the $4,000 chorus girls. l used
to know her before met you and re-
formed.
Mrs. H. (excitedly)-You don't mean
it, Jack, do you? You don't know any
of those horrid creatures; tell me
you were just trying to plague me.
was joking Don't get so excited, my
dear. You fly up like sky-rocket.
1 never knew any chorus girls.
Mrs H.-You did, too. Mrs. Medlar
told me so the other day, and she
knew you before you ever saw me.
She says you used to be a regular
rounder, Jack.
Mr.. H. (energetically)--D- Mrs.
Medler and her continued meddling. If
any woman were ever well named,
it's she.
Mrs. H-Now, don't get profane,
Jack. There's no need of losing your
temper about it. I'm beginning to be-
lieve you know some girl in the troupe
and that's where you got those compli-
mentaries.
Mr.. H. (impatiently)-I told you I
was only fooling. Besides, chorus girls
don't have tickets to give away. They
never give away anything. But be-
lieve whatever that gossiping old hen
tells you / don't know that it makes
much difference.
Mrs. H. (on the verge of tears)-
Why, Jack, how can you say such hor-
rid things to me! Of course, it makes
all the difference in the world. You
know if l really did believe It I'd go
back to mother tomorrow.
Mr.. H. Thoroughly exasperated)-
Well, that would be pleasanter for me
than having your mother come here.
(The Highly Strung Woman begins to
weep. At the same time the maid
ushers in Mrs Medlar, who has run in
from the fiat below.)
Mrs. H.-Emily!
Mr.. H.-D-n!
Mrs. M.-Why, Edith, what on
earth
Mrs. H. tearfully)-Jack's been
cross to me again, that's all. I sup
pose I ought to get used to 1t, but
/ can't.
Mr.. H.-Nothing of the kind, Mrs.
Medlar. 1 told her something in
fun, and now she insists on believing
it, after I've explained it was only
joke.
Mrs. NJ quitting her arm around the
Highly Strung Woman)-What was it
all about, dear?
Mr.. H. (rritably)-I don't see the
necessity for rehearsing our little
family squabbles before every caller.
I'm going to dress for the theater.
VIII you be ready in half an hour.
Edith?
Mrs HI don't believe I'll go now,
after your being so mean to me. I'll
stay ut homeland cry my eyes out,
probably.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

1t is mothers duty to keep constantly
on hand some reliable remedy for use in
children. Hamlins Wizard Oil can be
depended upon for just such emergencies.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
Starch. like everything else. is be

Starch, like everything else, Is be-
Ing constantly improved, the patent
Starches put on the market Is years
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day. In the lat
est Observation-Disclosures Starch-all
Injurious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
strength and smoothness never ap-
preached by other brands.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
In the Editorial sanctum.

Editor like the last verse of your
poem the best"
Poet-Ahi And why?
Editor-Well, principally because it
Ia the last.-Judge.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
The ONLY Way,

my wife never opens letters that
are addressed to me-"
You have 'em all sent to your Office
address, do ?"-Cleveland Leader.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Good luck never hangs around a
man long enough to become tiresome.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30
COMFORTING.
NjE8 EA u

Man in the Water-Help! Help!
I'm drowning!
Droll Gent-What! you don't need
helD to drown. man.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums, reduces In.
aammation alays pain, wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
for all sorts of cuts, bruises burns and strains.
Taken internally it cures diarrhea and dysentery.
Avoid substitutes. Csc, S5c and Soc
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

The wastes of love bring greater
riches than the wisdom of greed.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

He who honestly seeks to save an
other finds himself.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

al Never Knew Any Chorus Girls"
Ice, Jack, not to make goo-goo eyes at
any of the chorus girls, for we'll be
almost in the bald-headed row.
Mr.. H.-You seem to forget that I'm
out of college now, and that 1 have
become a sedate old married man of
%. Whew! but I'm tired. (Throws
himself down on the couch; she picks
up the pass which accompanies the
stub and reads the following:)
HOLLIS THEATER.
Pass -.............,...
On account of-Kit-,.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Perhaps it would be safe to say that
a majority of the farmers who keep
cows for milk production guess at
what their cows cost them, and what
profit they return. Not so the dairy
men of Denmark, who follow pretty
closely the following scale of expense:
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

North Dakota is hot after the tuber-
cular COW. A new law compels the
the tuberculin test. A letter "T" not
less than one inch in length must be
punched in the left ear Of each animal
proven tubercular.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Records of the individual cows are
kept to see whether they come up to
the average as given in the table.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Let us not forget" said Daniel
Webster, that the cultivation of the
earth is the most important labor of
man. Unstable is the future of
country which has lost it's taste for
agriculture. If there is one lesson of
history that is unmistakable, it is that
national strength lies very near the
SOIL"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

Be sure the hogs have fresh water
and shade Hogs will do well and
make satisfactory growth with but lit
tie grain if they can range in the stub
BILE fields after harvest. They will
soon pay the cost of fencing. But
a poor hog fence is an abomination
and in the end will prove more ex-
pensive than one properly built The
corner and gate posts must be solidly
set or no end of trouble will ensue.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

The smell from the hog pen indi-
Gates pretty accurately the lack of
thrift of the farmer.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-07-30

No trees in the pastLfa? Then
make shade for the COWS ~ putting
up some posts and throwing over
them matched roof. 1t is shame
to keep the cows under the hot rays
of the sun all day.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21

Probably the greatest athletic event ever held in Arizona will be seen at Tucson on Thanksgiving Day when the teams ol New Mexico and Ari- zola universities meet on the uniyer- sity gridiron to contest for the Inter territorial championship in football
 For several years past the Univer- sity of Arizona had no football team, but last fall a team was organized which won the honors in the first encounter with New Mexico Univer- sity This season football has been run at the Arizona university much after the fashion of eastern colleges.
 A trained coach was employed and fer the past two months the squad has been at practice, games have been played and won with regularity. To date the Arizona boys have not been scored on, and have rolled up 60 points against their opponents.
 The people of Tucson are flied with pride over the achievements of Ari zona's football team, and the Allen
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21
DRIVE ACROSSCOUNIRY
 WEODEOAT TOMBSTOH.

Hiring livery rig as thoUga to take drive into the country. L. Mont gomery and Miss Mona Treahey drove to Tombstone Thursday under cir cumstances which spelled 'elopment and when they returned to town yes terday admitted that they had been married at the county seat.
 Tie matter was complete surprise, even relatives not being into the se- cret. Some of their friends got wise" to the fact somehow, however, and when Thursdays transactions in Jus tice McFarland's court at Tombstone were consulted, it was found that one L. Montgomery and Miss Mona Ira hey. both of Bisbee. had been joined in the bonds of matrimony.
 Mir Montgomery is well and favor ably known, being connected with the local freight department of the E. P. 6 s. W. The bride is the daughter of J. M. Trahey. who has charge of the book-hinding establishment of the Review. The couple will make their om in Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21
UNIVERSITY IF ARIZONA Is ALL
 READY FOR TDRkEY-DhY IJSSLE

dance at the game promises to set a new record. The advance sale of seats has already passed the 800 mark and the seating capacity of 1,5OO, which as been provided, may not suf- fee.
 The result of the game carries with it more than mere honor for the Arizona Daily Star has offered a beautiful silver trophy cup to the vic tor in the first three games. William Jennings Bryan. whose son, w. J. Bryan, Jr., is in attendance at the university, will he at the game and present the cup on the field to tn: winning team.
 The game will mark the opening of T ,cscn's social season anu one size of the field is given over to tallahos and automobile parties.
 The Arizona team is in the pink of condition and are confident that they can trim the huskies from New Mex ico. The Arizona team averages 155 pounds and is outweighed by over 5 pounds to the man, but are depending on speed, endurance and knowledge of the game to carry them through.
 One Arizona player is of especial interest to the people of Bisbee. Earle Durley, tn varsity center, is a resi- dent of this city and a graduate of the local high school Durley weighs only 160 pounds, but his aggressive offense and splendid tackling peers on him the pivotal position over heavier competitors. He is one of the main stays on the Arizona team.
 Durley Is a son of MT. and, Mrs. E. M Drrley, of Durley avenue, this city, ard is well known and popular among local young people, who are much gratified at the excellent show ing Bisbee's sole representative on the territory's best gridiron team has made Earle, when smaller and at tending the grade schools, was a car Tier on the Review.
 The game will be conducted by Lieutenant Philip Hayes of West Point, as referee, ard former Coach Mitchell of Annapolis, as umpire.
 Many people from outside cities are planning to take advantage of the low rates for Thanksgiving to visit Tucson and see the great game.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21
SOCIETY NEWS

were the following young ladisss Misses Bertha Brown. Lottie 19cRs4, Dorothy Rundle, Grace McGowan. Blanche Beckwith. The guests present were Mesdames Ernest w. Baum. George Bridge, c. NJ. Lynn, Adsitt. Claude, M. Gibson, Robert Ferguson. James E. Curry. Caldwell, J. s. Hood, J. D. Taylor. Howard Sterling, William P. Simms, Sholes, c. A. Bennett, M. A. Peterson, Pear son, J. l. Brown, Francis Juliff, Max Roesler, J E. Mosher. Lyons Mckee, Williamson, Grayson, Morris High. c. l.. Edmunson, Herendon, Stimmell c. F. Philbrook. w. K.Flora, Fritz Harrington. John Hagan, Ed. Camp bell, c. E. Buchner, W. A. Roberts, P. NJ Buckwalter. Policeman, Herbert J. Adams, Schmall, Gerald sherman, A. E. Hurst. w E. Hankin, E. J. Flani. gan. E. E. Whlteley. John Olson, Grace, Fred Moore, Lee Blair. Martin; Misses Ethel Ninnis. Grace Cook. Elizabeth Jones, Virginia Bagley! Grace MeGowan, Fioy Douglas and Miss Criegler.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21
UNION THANKSGIVING DAY
 SERVICE.

The President. in his Thanksgiving Day proclamation, suggests that the people next Thursday lay acide their usual vacations and repair to thei churches and unite in appropriate ser. vices of praise and thanks to Al mighty God. Our own, geyeEaor ip his proclamation Ssugests tke same thing. At a meeting of the Protestant clergymen it was decided to hold union services the morning of Thanks giving Day in the PrssbEteriaa Church Special music. in charge of the Presbyterian Choir, has been arranged for the service. A general invitation to the service is extended to the public, and it is hoped that many will come together Thursday, November 25. at 10:30 a. m., that praise and thanks may fittingly be given to God for His manifold bless ings during the past year.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21
TRAP SHOOTERS WILL
 GOHGREGATE TODAY

Trap shooters are getting out taci-
 guns and preparing for an afternoon 3f sport ct the traps at the Country club on Sunday afternoon. Tine cause of the awakening of interest in this sport was the announcement that Rush Razee and Walter Clement would give aa exhibition here next Sunday. This exhibition will not last all the afternoon and the committee are calling upon the members to bring their guns and ammunition with them for a shoot which will follow the ex- hibidon.
 Rush Razee is one of the greatest rifle and pistol shots in the coun- try. It is always a pleasure to see him work and there Is no doubt that all of the sportsmen of Douglas who can do so will go cut to the country club. Being there is enough to make them want a little tryout themselves SO it is probable that there will be many who.will join in the shoot which Is to follow the exhibition.
 Cars will leave the corner of Tenth l md G every twenty minutes for the Country club and those who desire to ]
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21
WednesdaY card cluh.

Mrs. r. N. Buckwalter was hostess of the club on Wednesday afterncod. The ahouss was sprettily decorated for the. occasion Bridge was. played. the highest score being made by Ms J. T. Hood.
 This being the last meeting before Thanksgiving, the Thanksgiving idea was carried out in most pleasing manner in ! the luncheon. Hand painted turkeys marked the places for the guests. Turkey salad. waters and croquettes nodded as turkeys were served. The table was artist icaTly decorated with chrysanthemums and ferns.
 Members present were Mrs. ]. T.. Hood, Mrs. M. J. Brophy, Mrs. c. A. Bennett, Mrs. w. E. Hsnkin, Mrs Jas. B. Gillespie, Mrs Mckee, Mrs Jos. B. Gillespie, Mrs. Mckee. Mrs. J. E. Curry. Guests were Mrs. F. Moore, Mrs. c. F. Peabody, Mrs. c. M. Gibson. Mrs. Eddleman and Mrs. Lee Blair.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-21

At Milwaukee recently two minstrel troupes held rival sway for a week stand. One of them was Lew Dock stader's minstrels, playing an Inde- pendent theatre, while the other was Conan & Harris blackfaee aggrega- tion. The scrap between the two or ganizations for popularity turned out just as it did in Pittsburg, Dockstader doing about twice the business the Syndicate show did
 Twenty-seven curtain calls is she record in the production of Israel" at tained at the Criterion theatre. New York, recently. The climax that brought this about was the eompulsion of soreIy harassed mother to reveal to her son that the man with whom he was to fight duel the next morning was his own father and that the young man had not been born in wediock.