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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
what Do They CureH

The above question is often asked eoSf SSE
.rtoc DT pierce's two leading lneoF
Sines RGolden Medical Discovery Sn0
SFayorite Prescription" 1roA,..,
~ answer is that "Golden Meolce
T,iscoyerv is q most potent Alternative ot
hlood.purifer, and tonic or lnVl90Ias3y
and acts especially favorsely ip CUM
tive way upon ell the mucous nning ~
faces. as Of the nasal passages tprosS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 8 large per cent. oi ekt3r
rSal caRes whether 16s elsease affects we
nasal pSssaees, the tfzQat, iaIynx, orou'
CHA stomaGH>l as cate NAL dyspepslab }
bowelss(as musousSa1aSrbeAl ~ aooeIl
vterus or other pelvic oTgarsse ttHeh tsE=k I9
the chronic OF rleexatlIe- -StageA Oh 1slsas
SftectIoSs. ID a nttAn qcceSsIuL U 1sSsE snsSesEE
The F5Y6rIts -prescIi1 1tlol = Is edylse
Gof inc Elre-QE ODE 81 as q S.sss ,s sTa
srs511SfItieS incident t6 women Ql Y, ~
is 4 6oWarI1l yet gently aetihg lnyigoIst
ing tonic and nervine. For Weak WI
nn1t over.worked women-no matter Whas
hos caused the breakdown, "tSVoIlVe
PrsscriptIon will be found most enectlYo
in building up the strength, regulatii
The womanly functions spodulng pau
and bringing about healthy' 'isOi0ND
condition Of the whole system ,...,.
A book Of particulars wraps eSgn ~ o0sv'; ~
Giving the formul@ of both medicines ana is
ouoti1r what scores OF eminent Weo,
Ical authors, whose works are CONSUMES sa
bv nbysicians OF all the schools OF pr@otiISS
a. guides in prescribing, say OF e9eG IL
eredient entering into these mealclnes.
The words OF praise bestowed s9In sIao,oS tnS
saveral ingredients entering into DoctGi
Pierce's medicines by such writers shouIJ
have more weight than any, amount o.
non profes aional testimonials, Deca us9 ~
sneh men are writing for the guloahSe os "
their medical brethren and know "hel0O'
they speak. .l0obol,n NON.
secret and contain no harml9l naUiE J.
forming drugs, being composed oi giyc,eriC !yS,so
extracts OF the roots Of native, AmeTLoatII stI
medicinal forest plants. They are ootiI
sold by dealers in medicine. You can I
SfIord 10 accept as substitute Tor ono saso., .
these medicines of known composiVion
Dr, Pierce's Pellets, small, spgar-cosse9aci
a.sv to take as candy, regulate ana "a
Vigorata stomach. liver and boweis'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
GIRL IN BOYS CLOTHES.

Miss Minnie May Walker, daughter
Of Mr.. and Mfs. W. II. Walker, Of this
CITY. left her home early in August,
leaving no word as to her intentions.
Her father searched for her without sue
GEES and finally gave up and awaited
Developments.
In the Free Lsnce of S pit, 9Oth an
sr.iele was published to the effect that
supposed boy, representing himself as
from King George county, had obtslned
work on the farm of Mr.. Il. Il. Nc
Ghee In Spottsylvanis county, later con-
fessipg her sex and stating that sne
donned boys clothes in order to secure
work, and was given a place in the home
A few DAYS ego an officer suggested TO
M,. Walker that the girl might be bis
daughter. Mr.. Walker drove over
Sunday to investigate. He found to bis
surprise that the girl was his daughter.
She told her father that she left home
on account Of her parents objsciiug to her
receiving attention of certain young
man. She says she bought q suit OF boy 8
or mems clothes, went to Alum Spring,
where she changed clothing and cut her
hair. She then went on into the county
and when she arrived at Mr.. MeGhee' 9
farm she felt tired and applied for work
on the farm, end 1t was arraigned Tor heE
| to stay there, Mr.. McGee thinking her
| boy. 1. was several weeks later that sht
confessed to Mr.. MCGEE that she was
| girl and her duties were then transferred
| to the household. Mr.. Walker, finding
his daughter 10 good hands, in pleas
ant home, told her she could remain
she desired but assured her that sh'
would he welcomed back to her old hom
whenever she cared to come. The younl
lady isl7 years DID, Fredericksburg
Star
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
EOR RENT

Ths RAyENswoRTH FARM; possession
& ns J.nusry n i, 1910. Apply on place or
0 mall 10 MRS. LEE. Burkes, Fairfa1
county, Virginis. au0 u
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
WOMEN ROBBED.

Three women were robbed by bandit
Sunday night in West Side residence
qasrter in Chicago, the rObber tskiog
rings from their fingers after be
had forced them, under threat of death
with two revolvers, to stand against the
wall of the dining room In the home Of
Mrs Beatrice VOORHEES,.
Mrs. VOORHEES,, Miss Margaret Lex
incton aud Miss Dorothy Little were
,bs victims. The robber was captured
later snd proved to be Lloyd Z. Good
rIcb recently released from Jail after
serving six months for larceny
q ,odrich rang the bell at the Voor-
hers home sud Miss Little answered the
eummops Goodrich, with a revolver
| in esch hand, commanded her to usher
him into the house. Miss Little scream
ed as she ran toward the dining room
where Mrs. Voorhees and Miss LexiDG'
ton we're.
The robbar ordered them to line oE
against the wall. They obeyed aad d
| took their rlugs from their fingers ant
sll other jswelrY which they wOre' Ihel
he commanded them to make no ouIcF.
while be searched the house.
Miss Lexington SCREAMED IS the roo
der left and a policeman chased 10
motive aud caught him after hho
ssvsrsl shots. he WAS taken back
the Voorhees, home aud identified. A
the i,welry vas recovered
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
AIsxanSrias 6azette.

GAZETTE BUILDING, 80 q 312 PRINCE
STREET.
Entered ct the Postofice Of AlexAndrlA' VIZ
Rinia, as seoond-class matter.l
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
SPEAKER CANNON's DEFIANCE

SPEAKER CANNON'S DEFIANCE
Sneaker Cannon held the center Oh
the stage in New Orleans yesterday
His defiance Saturday night to the In
surpen.s to do their worst was pracn'
caIly the sole topic OF conversation 10
the hotels where the president and
other distinguished guests are stopping
The setting for the speakers glsols'
torIal utteranoes WAS p:cture'que' de
stood on the stage of the Atheneum,
where President Taft had appeared s
few hours earlier to advocate water
ways. Within few feet OF speaker
Cannon was a pugilistic ring, SET Up
for the use of 3 pair OF boxers, who
were to entertain the crowd a l11ie
later. IL.
Ia the wings nearby 10 their abbre'
Waited skirts sat three or four osncefS'
who we're also to lake part In the pro-
sramme. The occasion vas a SMOKER
arranged by the business men oil Ne"
O,lta1s for the amusement of the sena'
tors. congressman, governors aud otneI
distinguished visitors to the WaterWsys
Convention. Just before the spesKei
rose TO his feet in resp 1nse to loud yell'
of "Oanpon," he VAS handed gave
( as large ed q croque! msllet and oigal
that looked like fence rail.
"Thi.," be begsp, swinging th'
grest uavel over his mead, "might b
called a setting maui. II 1t we're II
the hands of presiding officer 1t woul'
| represent the authority OF q majority
| The authority OF the House OF Repre-
seutatiyes Of your City Council, Mr.
| MAYOR addressing his remarks OF Mayo
| BehrnsU) or of whichever dellberatiV
| body yon will. The moment the MAJ
who holds the gsvel ceases to repreSen
the will of the msjority bis name !
| ,Denuis.' There has been q whole 10
| of foolishuess Of tommy rot INDUCED
nv a few fellows OF the minority who hav
not been able to swiug the majority
fellows who have said that il we stood sti
We we're blessed and II we moved We wei
damued-iellOws who said that tn
autocralic parsonage (thsre the sPeakf
threw bsck his coat and strutted sroun
the stage), that this autocrstIc person
avs wns a Colossus bestriding 400 men
bers of Congress and 90, 900, 900 peopl'
That's sll tommy rot sad peanut pol
lics. This Is called a smoker; lei
smoke"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
sTEAMERs.
POTOMAC q CHESAPEAKE
sTEARBOAT COMPANY. .
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JUNE IL l9O9'
Steamers Leave Alexandria

sCHEDULE IN EFFECT JUNE IL, 1909
Stamers Leave Alexandra ~
SUNDAY, r. ESDAY and THUkSDA
st 30 a. m. for landings from Somer' et
Besch to v iris. including PoseYs, bten.s
an5 IInOer Nschodoc Creek landings. sun
dey @ trip to Nomini Creek landings in addi'
MONDAY AND "WEDNESDAY al 5.S9
n. m. FOR landings as Tar as Ei GEW AIEh
and PARHAM'S POINT, including the Up
ner MachOdcc Creek, Wicomico river ianu'
SGTURDAY at 8 Scam. for landings as far
wKOMINI, including WioOmico river land
Steamer Estelle Randall gees as lar as
Grinder wharf on every trip. -,
Schedule subject to tide and weather ana 70
change without notice. ,
Cameron Street Wharf.
Call DhOnp 80 ly1 u
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
& Reliable Remedy
FOR
CATARRn
EIy'S Cream Balm
is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief al Once.
IL cleanses, sOothes,
heals and protects
- d,.nnsn1 Nom.

sane s., resulting from Catarrh and drive
away n Cold il the Head quickly. Kestci a
fine senses Of Tas,o and Smell. Full SIC
30 cts. Mt Druggists or by mail. Liquid
Cream Palm for use in atomizers 70 cts.
Eiv Brothers. 56 Warren Street, Ne7 oIE
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
EAgYLAND, DELAWARE AND VIZ
GlNiA QAIlwAY COMPANY,

Call pboae a so o. iy2 II
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
r;tlv years experienced ofan . d nurse

~ Wipslow's Soothing Syrup is the
VIE: ,,;on of one Of the best female physl;;
PTesst, spS nurses in the United States, and
elans Sn' uss5 for fity years with neyer,tsil-
mas mas De nass.s a bv millions of mothers for their
cures dianhl, gritug in the boSsl', we :,h;lS iEd
Wind collie. By giving health TO sne Sd,,Is cn,is'
il rest the mother. Twenty-Five ceDp . O0'''e'
oct 20 eotd.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02

When YOU begin to think Of the rice things
that YOU intend making tor the thanksgiving
dinner, remember Lesdee iters nsyors are
nacessary in order 10 make the party CAKES,
&c. just right.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02
Potomac & Chesapeake
Steamboat Company.
NEW NORFOLK LINE
On an After October IA

THBoUND-Tuesday, Thursday and Sat
urday. Leaves Washington from Sths wharf, n5
D M; Alex'ndria. Cameron ST. whau, 9;g Gig
n M; Colonial Beach, l0p. m. Arrives OIu
Paint, a N Norfolk, a. m.
oRTHBorND--Suadsy, Wednesday END
Frisev. Leave, Norfolk, Commerce st; dock,
m. Old Point. 5 D. m Colonial Beach,
- mijpight. Arrives Alexandria, $50 a. m I;
Connections t Colonial Beach and Wash
;noton with local steamers for Potomsc riyer
landings. AZ No.lolk and Washington with
lines dvergug, 49,. 400,
w r. EMNERT, Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr'
W +. CARNE, JR Gen. Agt'
PE4RD0T n GRIMES, Ageuts, Alexandria
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-11-02

SPRING SCHEDULE.
Gtaoraaya of This Line Lave Alos andrle
on and alter May 10, 1909,
.Eveyv MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, anc
SATURDAY st $3.50 p. m,
FOR BALTIMORE AND ALL ThS
USUAL RIVER LANDINGS.
CuisIna and appointment unexoSile9,
Frejght for Baltimore, Philadelphis ga
usw York collected and handled with care
Throagh rates and bills OF ladlng lss9o9.
Magls fs7e % Baltimore, sz'51; r0enI Wy rog
Ss 80. 4lsta~ooms, ono way, Sl.bJ. MEALS oVo
F''0 REARDOH & GRIMES, Agents,
49, ~ Couoaron street.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23

It, 8.so.,y-, W u. rm.u. V,o1
r.. tr. Ia I|. y.He..r. WINS ,rt Hu
uu. fusi about H hundred I..rt .r.
o. ,'aff was sGut u syareh uf Hm. Uu.
.N. ,r.u b.d GOO Nu abandoned uuiu-
Co. pa rush 90 vuIrr In .ru fNu water
found te va1 mfo small brook and
Iu civ, .0urz, tNp inhabitants began tu
su,.s uj OH, curative powers " the
stycau Science investigated the mys
terry and discovered that the water in
the coaUess SHAFT WAS richly improE
mates with various salts and hrnmlur
and iodine GvuIoVists Expressed the
interesting opinion that ages age the
piay, was the SANDY bcu ~ shallow
lagoon or hay Of a tropical sen where
set weeds Of giant growth ahOuuded
A mighty couvulsion W nature lowered
the sea bed great river Bowed over
tbe place and ia time It's debris was
forla"tl into H mass Of spougy rock or
sandstone Forcing itself through this
mass al great pressure some urn feet
below The ground. the water now -.
tracts the constituents of the original
sea weed london Family Herald
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
plkerton Won tho Race

At one Of the regattas OF the Na
tionai Association OF American Oars
men during the early nineties james
Pilkerton. for many years the cham
Dion sCuller OF America. was matched
to row double against another team
He and his mate were the cha mpions
and the general belief was that they
would win without effort. But the
night before The regatta public opiuiOn
suddenly and mysterinusly changed
Mr. PIX ertop knew that this was not
caused by any new development of
strength in his opponent or any loss Of
skill on his own part. After making
some quiet inquiries he discovered that
there was talk Of bis rowing mate hav-
ing been bought mp by the other side
and Of an arrangement to throw the
race.
He didn't say anything about his suS-
picions. but when the two men were
seated ia the shell and were well out
into the deep water he leaned over Ia
his mate and said:
Look here. You blooming cutthruar,
You've got 10 swim. drown or win this
race, lou know me- He won
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Burke as q Bore.

The most eloquent ESSAY carefully
preparod beforehand when delivered
by one wanting III" orators gifts may
aS Il speech be an utter failure. Burke
is perhaps The most strik ing example
of this. He simply drove everybody
away. This is well and amnsingIy de
scribed by Lord Erskine TO the Amer
lean ambas Sador. Mr.. Rush. who had
asked hin, about Burkcs delivery.
III was expcrablc.' said be. = was
in the house of commons Wheu he
made his great speech on American
conciiia ton, the greatest be ever made.
He drove everybody away. | wanted
To sc out with tn. rest, but was near
hnl and afraid 10 get up. So
Squeezed myseif down and era wled I'M
der the benches iiko a dog until got
to the door without his seeing me, re-
joicing IN my escape. Next day went
to the Isle Of Wight When the speech
followed mo there ! read II over and
over again. could hardly think Of
any thug else. carried it with me
and thumbed it until il got ike wad-
ding for my gun - Wcsl minister I'D
yPttp
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23

Advocating the use Of sweet fruits
preserves. sugar and good candy hy
children, Ifr Woods Hutchinson il.
Success says that craving fur sweets
is natures call for the substance
which is - full blown member Of the
great trinity Of nutrient materials. suE-
ar carbohydrates meat tprotcjn and
fat Sugar il wood coal. gasoline Tor
the muscle engine. Every time the
tiny engine gives one of its rhythn!i"l
explosions-tha hat is to say. when "a mus
Gle contracts certain amount Of suG
ar Is burned up. 1t Is fortunate for
people whom mistaken conscience
depriveS Of sweets that the hurna u
body can manufacture sugar out Of
many foods. out Of meat, milk, vege-
Ia bleS and grains: otherwise the body
would 90 into the desperate business
OF manufacturing sugar out Of its own
tissues, which is precisely what dia-
betics did IN the days when this dis
ease was supposed to be due 10 too
much sugar III the food and physicians
tried to cure il by cutting sweets end
sweetpakers ont of the patients diet
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23

Tea table etiquette was somewhat
complicated in the days Of that hard
ened ana shameless tea drinker,' br.
johnson, when many people thought
nothing OF drinking ten or twelve cups
III sitting. II WAS considered proper
FOR the cups and saucers Of "a party OF
tea drinkers to be all passed up To the
hostess in one batch when replenish
ment was considered necessary, and in
order that each person might be sure
OF getting back the right cup the tea
spoons were numbered When the
cups were passed up those who did
not require any more were supposed 20
place the spoon in the cup. And this
writer remembers very ancient dame
teaching small boy to place his spoon
in his cup after the first cup had been
emptied He wondered for the rea-
son Now he knows that tea was
once very expensive, and little boys
Were not expected TO ask against.
James Gazette.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Shakespeare on Baseball

] will 20 ot.-"Richard III
Now you strike like the blind man
Much Ado About Nothing"
Out. | say acheth."
will be short .--"Hamlpt"
Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it,
Loves I.abour's Lost"
He knows the game Henry VI"
oh, hateful error" Julius Caesar"
A hit. hit very palpable hit
Hamlet"
He will steal. sir.--"All's Well That
Ends Well"
Whom right and wrong have closer
as umpire. Loves Labour's Lost.
Let the world slide.-"Tbe Tanning
OF the Shrew."
He has killed a fy.-"Titus Androni
Gus"
The play as ! remember pleased pot
the Million" Hamlet"
What an arm he has!-"Coriol9nus "
They cannot sit at ease on the old
beuch.--"Romeo and Juliet"
Upon such sacrifices the gods them.
selves throw incense. King Lear
Washington Post
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Euphonicus Female Names.

Referring 10 Il recent note OH eupho-
Mons female names. il may be said
that tho eccentric Christian nanc al
tains its ripest yigor IL he highlands
There the natives have a few names
natural to .he sex, such rs "Saroac
though Barbsc may be be name OF
the family cow-"the dear one the
dun one" The great ma iority Of fe-
male namrs are, however frankly
compounded from male equivalents
"Wilhelmina is known in the south
and on the same principle Andrew
finds is female counterpart III An
drewin while "MalcoiminaS' and
"Donaldipas' are as thick as blsckber-
rieS. One unhappy child among the
relations OF the present writer was
mercifully Known as Ava" and Ava
she will be all her life. Her real name
when mrGni6centIy set forth. is Alex.
andrina Victoria Audrewina," ard the
abbrpyia ton is formed from the initial
letters. - Loudon Standard
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Private HcspitaI Guests.

Hello. old man. Didn't know you
were in New York? Where are You
stopping
Glad to see you I'm at II private
hospital uptown"
Private hospital, Why, I'm sorry.
What's the trouble"
mo trouble at all myself. My sister
went there for an operation, and Pm
staying with Der. There are plenty
of patients there with relatives or
friends We pay high prices. Of course.
but the rooms are light, comfortable
and clean, and we can order anything
on earth we want for meals and get
It Thugs are served 10 us as though
we were invalids, and there's no Kick
coming III tell you that. And we can
have as much company as we wish for
meals at a dollar and 3 half bead
New YORK Press
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Success of One Piece Of Music

Very few know anything abour Sup,
pc, the composer of "FariniiZa' aud
several other operas and the father Of
the Poet and Peasant" overture The
latter was composed 10 an entirely DIFF
fcreut piece and fell fat. The author
then tried il al intervals Of six mouths
and Il year with two other plays and
no one found IT pretty, Lastly. be
cause there was not time to write a
new overture, il was used with Il long
forgotten farce called Poet and Peas
ant" The farce was successful and
people endured he overture. Then
somebody asked permission 10 publish
il in journal. arranged for the piano
Soon everybody was playing it, Then
music firm bought of Suppe for So
the right and published The score. They
made clear $4,000 with IT,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Cured Hay Fever and summer Coad

A. S. Nusbaum. Batesvii,e, Indi-
ana, writes: Last year ! suffered
for three months with a summer
cold so distressing that it intefered
with my business. I had many OF
the symptoms of hay fever, and u
doctors prescription did not reach
my case. and | took several medi
cines which seemed only To aggra-
yate 1t. Fortunately | insisted upon
having Foley's Honey and Tar. It.
quickly cured me My wife has since
used Foley's Honey and Tar with the
same success" b. w Fearis q
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
In Mourninu.

peer. who was the master OF 4
fine hunting pack, died. and his widow
refused to let the hounds so out.
Whereupon a friend asked a former
chief justice Of England, who was
harm would be done II the hounds
were allowed to run with pieces Of
Grape round their necks. Il can bard
~ think that even Grape is necessary
was the reply. 1T would be sufficient
If the bounds were in full cry" Lon
don News
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Ruyino tho First Bond.

In the lives of most people there arc
q few moments that are not only big
with Importance. but remain long in
the memory. One Of these moments
may be the first sight OF the ocean
another, when great, snow clad noun
talns first come into view Still an
other, though perhaps not quite so ro-
mantle. is that time when the average
man or woman draws his or her saw
ings out OF bank and buys the first
bond oody's Magazine.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
]. J. MulLGkE,

g r. 4 + A

Hood & Cur1in, the reliable drng-
gists OF Waxahachie, Texas, are hay-
ing calls for "HlNDTPO," the pew
Kidney Cure and 'ierye Tome that
they are selling ny Ter a positive
guarantee.
Its merits are becoming the talE
of the town and everybody wants TO
try It, and why not? u costs nothing
II it don't do you aood--not one
cent,
They don't want your money II IL
does not benefit you, and VIII cheer
fully refund the money. Try i to-
day. mttf
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Fo1eyS
Kidney
Remedy

Cures Bsckacho, Kidney and
Bladder Trouble.
II corrects irregularities,
strengthens the Kidneys so they
will eliminate the impurities
tsSm the blood and tones up
Me whole system.
Commence taking Folcy's
Kidney Remedy ut once and
avoid Brights Disease Or Dia-
hsteA 50. and $500 bottles.
Il. W. FEAHJa
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Sensitive Salmon.

Splendid color. isn't it?" asked
fishmonger as he cut a pound or two
Of salmon for customer.
Yes" replied the latter, looks as
II II were blushing ut the price yen
ask for it.'-London Scraps.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Nc Use For Him.

Mildred murmured fashiona bic
young man, sinking on one knee. for
your birthday gift ! otrer you my
self"
Thank you" was the cold reply.
Put | only accept useful presents. -
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-08-23
Ne Doubt About Il.

@Was he wounded seriously asked
the reporter. hurrying to the scene Of
the ARRAY.
HE wns.- briefly answered the po-
liceman did yex thinb y was 10
fun - Exc hnnre
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His Pun.

She twatchng the storage pasSen
gers,-See those two German girls.
What lovely hair they have. Now
that's what | call reai golden hair.
He Nonsense, Can't you see it'S
plated ? Philadelphia Press
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A Good e ar.

Mrs. Dyer-Have you ever called on
the people Ia the next apartment?
Mrs GoSsp--No; the walls are SO
thin that know all about their at
fairs - Brooklyn Life.
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Both Alike.

Mother tcomplniningly>-Wll seems
10 have forgotten us Mt college. his
letters are so short. Father terteiys----
70 IL VIII when he writes 'em. Bsltj-
noOre American.