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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04

the paper. Occasionally, however,
there will be real gem, which does
the student good by putting the pro-
fessor in a good humor and so making
him unconsciously mark the paper less
severely. came across two such
gems In one paper recently. One ques-
ton was: who was st. Bruno?' To
which the student replied: st. Bru-
no was a great Dane, brother of st.
Bernard The other question was:
What was the difference between the
major prophets and the minor proph-
ets?" Here he answered: 1T would
not be right for me, sinner. to make
invidious comparisons between such
holy men. '"-[Philsdelphia Record.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Nashi1gtOn's Plague Spots

Lie in the low, marshy bottom of the
Potomac. the breeding ground of ma
laIia germs. These germs cause chills,
fever and ague, biliousness, jaundice,
iassitude, weakness and general debili-
ty and bring suffering or death to
thousands yearly. hut Electric Bit
ers ntnever fail TO destroy them and
cure malaria troubles. They aIe the
best all-round tonic ard cure for ma
laria | ever used" writes r. NJ. James,
of Louellen, S, c. They cure Stomach,
Liver, Kidney and Blood Troubles and
will prevent Typhoid. Try them, SOC.
Guaranteed by James Ii. Williams.
Hartford. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
In Loving Memory

OF our darling baby, Coda May Hill,
whom God called TO heaven June II,
1909, aged II months and 10 days.
Dear littleG olda, how we miss you,
Yet We know God knew best,
When He called you from our bosoms
To that land of perfect rest.
While our hearts and home are sadder
Your voice and footsteps Well hear
no uort,
Yet we know that heaven is sweeter
With your presence forevermore.
You were such a loving darling,
You were the pride of our hearts
and home,
Twas so hard when an angel whis-
pered.
Dear little Coda, God says, Come
home"
Dearest darling, how we miss you,
Twas so hard to say goodbye,
Yet we hope to meet and greet you
In that home beyond the sky.
MOTHER, S. II.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Twas a Glorious Victory.

There's rejoicing in Fedora, Tenn.
A mans life has been saved, and now
DR.. Kings New Discovery is the talk
of the town for curing C. V. Pepper OF
deadly lung hemorrhages. Il could
not work nor get about" he writes,
"and the doctors did me no good, but,
after using DR.. Kings New Discovery
three weeks, feel like new man,
and can do good work agin." For
weak, sore or diseased lungs, Coughs
and Colds. Hemorlhages, Hay Fever,
LaGrippe. Asthma or any Bronchial
affection, it stands unrivaled. Price
soc and $1.00. Trial bottle free. Sold
and guaranteed by James II. Williams
Hartford. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
To Keep Honey.

Either extract or comb honey must
be kept where it is dry and warn.even
a hot temperature suits it, 100 de-
grees being none too much. If ex-
tracted honey is not thick enough, tie
thin cloth over the top of the YES
sci and keep where it is not quite
warm, but airy, and it will become
thicker. The cellar is about the worst
possible place to keep honey. as honey
readily attracts moisture. If honey
candies" set the vessel containing
ii into another vessel containing boil
ing water, and it will become syrup
again.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
PINE BOARD IN
BOLT OF GOODS
Contained Yankee Girls
Hearts Desire.
FOUND AN ANSWER QUICKLY
Which Eventually Led to
Quite a Romantic Ending
in Marriage.

Puebla, Mexico, July GA pretty
International romance which recently
eliminated in the marriage of Miss
Meta Belmont, Of Lowell. Mass. and
Francisco de la Fena, of this city, is
the principal topic in this beautiful
mountain city OF Mexico. The couple
are now established in their own
homo here.
Mrs Pena is the daughter of a mill
superintendent in Lowell. In the fac
Tory are made various grades OF cotton
goods. Miss Belmont often made ST.
lent wishes to herself that she could
take some Of the long trips on which
the bolts of goods were going. One
day, three years ago, in a spirit of
fun, she wrote upon the smoothe pine
board UPON which bolt of goods was
about to be wrapped these words:
'Oh, l am SO very, very LONELY;
Please do write me a letter. Meta
"Oh. | am so very, very lonely;
Mass
This bolt found its way to a large
dry Goods store in this city owned by
the Pena family. Francisco de Ia
Pena, sen Of the principal owner Of
IN, establishment, had just measured
Nff tue last piece Of goods from the
bolt when his attention was attracted
10 the inscription upon the pine board.
In his room that night he wrote let
ter TO the young lady who had sent
The appeal 10 this remote part Of the
continent. II led 10 an uninterrupted
correspondence, the decision on the
sonor's part to learn English, and on
the Yankee girls part to learn Span
ish.
Then came the marriage proposal
Miss Belmont's father objected strong
~ 10 the match. Mr.. Pena resolved to
make a personal appeal. Accompanied
by his father. the long trip from Pue-
bla to Lowell was made several
months ego. The senior Pena and his
son were received at the home of Miss
Belmont's parents and the couple
there for the first time met each
other. and the objection Of Mr. Bel
mont 10 the marriage was quickly
cyercorne
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
kentucky Fair Dates.

Madisonville, August s. days.
panville, August 4-3 Gays.
Bluegrass Fair, Lexington, August 9
&C days.
Taylorsville, August 10 days.
Uniontown, August 10 days.
Harrodsburg, August 12--3 days.
Iawrenceburg, August Ia days.
Leitchfield, August 17-4 days.
Barboursville, August 1S-3 days.
Hroadhead, August 1s-9 days.
Ewing, August 1913 days.
Shelbyville, August 24-4 days.
Flizabethtown, August e4-3 days.
Springfield, August % days.
London. August .5-4 days.
Florence, August 25-4 days.
Frankfort, August 31--3 Gays.
Hardinsburg, August 81 days.
Nicholasville, August S1--4 days. .
Tompkinsville, September Is days.
Fern Creek, September ID days.
Bardstown, September "A days.
Franklin, Sept ember 2 3 days.
Hodgenville, September 80 days.
Monticello, September "A days.
Glasgow, September 81 days.
Sanders, September 81 days.
HARTFORD, SEPTEMBER s.
DAYS.
Kentucky STATE Fair, l onisville, Sep
tember 13-6 days.
Scottsville, September 16-3 days.
Bedford, October 1-2 days.
Elkton, October I'd da.ys.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Intense COlIicky Pains Relieved.

For some years ! suffered from
intense colicky pains which would
come on at times and from which |
could find no relief" says ]. S. Ma
son, Of Beaver Dam, Ky. Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy was recommended TO me by
friend. After taking a few doses of
the remedy was entirely relieved.
That was four years ago and there has
been no return of the symptoms since
that time" This remedy is for sale
by all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
kentucky to Show Corn at the
National Show.

NJ. C. Rankin, commissioner in the
department Of Agriculture, Labor and
president for Kentucky of the Ma
tional Corn association and announ-
ces that. the State will make an ex-
hibit at the National Corn Exposition
in Omaha, December to is.
Arrangements were made at a con-
ference of corn association officials
with Mr.. Rankin in Frankfort last
week and 1t is overwhelmingly grain
will take a high place and win many
of the prizes in the list worth $4,000
which is offered at the show in Oma-
ha. Mr.. Rankin has one hundred or
more boys in Kentucky growing corn
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Student Humor.

when a student does not know the
answer to an examination question he
does one of three things" said I'm
iversity of Pennsylvania professor re-
Gently. IF he is a good student he
will simply leave blank space, while
If he is not. he will either try TO bluff
It through or else pass it off as a
joke. These latter cases are rare. and
the result is generally painful and
does harm to the student who wrote
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
CURE YOUR kIINEyS.
No Need to Take Any Fur.
ther Risks.

Why will people continue to suffer
the agonies of kidney complaint. back
aches, urinary disorders, lameness,
headaches, languor--why allow them
selves to become chronic invalids,
when a certain cure is offered them?
Doans Kidney Pills is the remedy
to use, because it gives TO the kid
neys the help they need TO perform
their work
ii you have any, even one of the
symptoms Of kidney disease, cure
yourself now, before diabetes, dropsy
or Bright's disease sets in. Can Hart
ford residents demand more convinc-
ing proof than the following:
j. v. Taylor, s23 First St., Hender-
son, KY. says: Il suffered a great
deal from pain and lameness through
my back. The kidney secretions were
also irregular in passage and the va
rious remedies ! tried seemed to have
no effect. Public statements given
by reliable people in Henderson who
had used Doan's Kidney Pills with
good results. led me to procure box.
They quickly removed the backache,
strengthened my kidneys and prov
ed OF benefit in every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
tn. Bishops Choice.

A celebrated Anglican divine. the
lateBishop chichester. who had been
ailing for some time. decided to con-
suit Sir Frederick Treves. the noted
surgeon. After a careful examination
Sir Frederick pronounced his verdict,
and added: Your lordship must go 10
Algiers or some winter resort on the
Riviera"
Impossible" replied the Bishop. 81
have too much work to get through
WELL" said the docoor, you must
make your choice. 1t is either Algiers
or heaven"
Dear me-" exclaimed the Bishop,
with a sigh; then / suppose it must
be Algiers7
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04

a nine days wonder now. We have
accomplished that which was deem
ed impossible The cruise lasted 1872
days and was not without its hard
ships, but / do not think that we have
lost anything by it. We have gained
all the riches Of Croesus.
Very respectfully.
PRIVATE COLON HARRIS,
U. S. Marine Corps.
L. S. S. Georgia.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Cured Hay Fever and Summer Cold.

A. 5. Nusbaunl Batesville, Indiana.
writes: Last year suffered for
three months with a summer cold So
distressing that it interfered with my
business. Lad many Of the symp-
toms OF hay fever. and a doctors pre-
scription did not reach my case, and
took several medicines which seemed
only 70 aggravate il. Fortunately !
insisted upon having Foley's Eoney
and Tar It quickly cured me. Nv
wife has since used Foley's Honey
and Tar with the same success" For
chronic coughs end lung trouble il
has no equal. Refuse substitutes. j..
II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Carriers Appointed for New
Routes.

Carriers have been appointed for
the two new rural routes which have
been established in neighborhoods
North OF Rough creek and which will
be supplied with mail through the
Hartford postoffice. James o. Wells,
was appointed carrier on Route G, and
eeban his duties August 2. He
will receive a salary OF $50 per an
mum. This route begins at Taffy and
from thence traverses the Hawesville
road to Ralph; thence goes TO Ada
burg; thence TO Westerfield; thence
toward Pleasant Ridge to Hinton's,
thence TO Kings school house; thence
back to Westerfield, thence TO Taffy.
Pearl d. Tweddell was appointed
carrier on route {, which will be in
operation on and after September list.
This route begins at John W. San
derfur's, thence in a northerly direc-
ton TO Porter's below Helm; thence
towards Maxwell to Holbrook's' school
house; thence on the road parallel
with the Harmon's Ferry road to the
intersection Of the road from Buford
to Crit Hudson's, thence back to San
derfur's over a road which We were
unable 10 learn. Salary for carrier
on this route will be $500 per an
mum.
The establishment of these two
routes furnishes mail facilities 10 sec
tions of the county that were very
- g
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Horrible Disaster.

Willie had tried by various means
to interest his father in converse
ton.
Cant you see I'm trying to read?'
said the exasperated parent. Now
don't bother me-"
Willie was silent foralmost a min
ute. Then reflectively:
Awful accident in the subway to-
day"
Father looked up with interest.
whats that?" he asked. What was
the accident in the subway"
why" replied Willie, edging to-
wards the door, "a woman had her
eye on a seat and man sat down on
t."-[Eyerybody's Magazine.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04

from pure seed. They will show this
in an exhibit to be held at the Ken
lucky State fair grounds and then
the best VIII 60 to the national show.
AS is well known. Kentucky stands
high as a corn producing State when
acreage is considered. 1t is the hope
of Mr. Rankin and his co-workers 10
bring the average yield per acre up
to among the best in the United
States.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Take Notice

If YOU are all run down, Foley's
Kidney Remedy will help you, as it
strengthens the kidneys so they elm
mate the impurities from the blood
that depress the nerves, and cause ex-
haustion, backache, rheumatism, and
urinary irregularities. which sap the
vitality. Do not delay, and risk hav-
ing Bright's disease or diabetes.
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy, as it is
healing and antisepttc. and will restore
health and strength. Refuse substi-
tutes. James II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
How to Relieve Ivy Poisoning.

Orange juice is simple remedy for
ivy poisoning. Battle the affected
parts of the body. The itching and
burning will cease, and in a few days
the skin will peel without any further
spreading.
Peroxide and sugar of lead in solu-
ton are both excellent remedies, but
sugar Of lead is poison and must not
be left where it may be swallowed by
mistake.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
A Bachelors versien.

Married II, white,
You're in for a fight;
Married in gray,
She'll grab ycOr pay;
Married in red,
You'll have a 6ald head;
Married in green.
In your mirror tits seen;
Married in blue,
It's tough luck for you;
Married in pearl.
You get the wrong girl;
Married in yellow,
She'll make you below;
Married in brown,
Here's a new chump in town;
Married in pink,
Joy for you'll don't think.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
ChamberIain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy Never
Known 10 Fail.

81 have used Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy since
it was first introduced to the public
in 1872, and have never found one in
stance where cure was not speedily
effected by its use. ! have been a
commercial traveller for eighteen
years, and never start out on a trip
without this, my faithful friend says
H. S. Nichols, of Oaklad, Ind. Ter.
For sale by all dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
The Girl With the Auburn Hair

Or the lady with any color Of hair,
can keep it looking beautiful and lux
uriant by using Aull's Hair. Tonic.
Preserves and improves the natural
lustre of the hair, stimulates the
dormant follicles and thus promotes q
luxuriant, lustrous and beautiful
growth of hair. Only sec bottle.
Sold and guaranteed by z. Wayne
Griffin g. Bro, Hartford, Ky. If
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
OF Course.

First Summer Girl-My physician
told me never to go into the water
after hearty meal.
Second Summer Girl-Most people
know that without being told. When
] want a hearty meal l hope | know
enought TO go into restaurant after
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Practice.

The Jimtown base ball team steals
more bases than any other III the
country"
Where did they learn the art?"
20, their manager took them 10
the city for spring practice and made
them slide for the curb to escape
the automobiles"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
In the Social SIosh.

why did you discharge your last
servant"
well, my dear, you see her COM
plexion didn't harmonic with my
new tea gown, so | had to let her 60"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
Playing Safe.

so you don't guide hunting parties
any more?"
Nope" said the guide. Got tired
OF being mistook for deer"
"How do you earn living now?"
Guide fishin' parties. So fer, no.
body amt mistook me for fish,"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04

A few drops Of oil Of eucalyptus
poured on the pillow will keep away
flies and mosquitoes, and mosquito
bites rubbed with peroxide will soon
cease to sting.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-08-04
SHORT STORY OF
BIG SHIP CRUISE
By a Boy of the Navy
Who Was Aboard.
LAD GRAPHICALLY DESCRIBES
Scenes in Journey of 47,00G
Miies-A Warm Reeep-
tiOn Accorded.

THE following is letter by Pri-
vate Colon Harris to his home paper
the Linton, (lndJ Call, describing the
tourney Of Uncle Sans fleet around
the world. He was aboard the L. 5.
s. Georgia. Ohio is the native county
Of his mother, Mrs. Ada Harris, Of
Linton. Ind, who was Miss Ada Ed
wards. daughter OF Mrs. Martha Ed
wards. before her marriage.l
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
At THE OREGON THEATRE
.sTExAs~ is A sPLENDIDLY
STAGED PLAY

"Texas," a stirring, vivid picture OF
life on the plains, will be the attrae-
ton at the oregon on Friday, Sep
tember "a.
"Texas" comes to Pendleton with
a fine record of success attained in
New York, Chicago, Philadelphia
and washington, and in fact all the
large cities Of the country, where the
press has been unanimous in its IA
vorable criticism. The play is from
the pen of ]. Mauldin Feigel, whose
knowledge of the subject is complete.
The result is a we'll rounded, coher-
ent work with a logical story, plenty
OF comedy and teeming with thrilling
situations without being in any sense
n melodrama. "Texas" has been
mounted splendidly, all Of the scenes
having been painted from photo
graphs taken by the author and the
properties are the real thing and not
limitations. The cast is excellent and
the play is well worth seeing. 1T
is the old Homestead OF the great
southwest" That is what George
Broadhurst says and he ought to
know. as he is part owner Of the dra-
matte rights and has made fortune
out Of the play.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
SPOKANE VOTERS WANT
COUNCIL PRESIDENT RECALLED

Spokane, Wash. Sept 22.-Follow-
ing a report by citizens committee,
appointed by Mayor Pratt, that the
Order Of Panta Pantois Is a secret
political organization and a menace
to the best interests or the city OF
Spokane, 30 young men armed with
petitions made whirlwlnd campaign
in the Third ward for the recall of e.
V. Lambert, president of the city
council. Four hundred signatures
were secured. The charge Is that
Lambert has been unfaithful to the
duties and that he is not competent
to fill the office. II Is also alleged
that he introduced woolfoot moon
light and back stairs methods into
the council and that he does not de-
ny belonging to the order under the
ban. Mr.. Lambert lays emphasis on
the statement that the "recallers" are
acting in the interest of politics and
not principles and declares he will
be a candidate for reelection. The
ward is strongly republican, while
Mayor Pratt, democrat, was elected
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
ABE HEMBREE
GETS A NEW TRIAL

Salem, Ore, Sept. -1.-In an opln-
ion by Chief Justice Moore the Ore
gon supreme court today reversed
the case of Abe Hembree, who was
accused of the murder of his wife in
Tillamook county December 2S, 1905.
and tried for the crime last April at
Dallas, and a new trial is ordered.
The Hembree case is a notorious one.
The defendant was tried once before
for the murder of his daughter,
which crime is said to have been
committed at the same time the wife
is alleged to have been murdered.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
VAGRANT FINED 5000
GETS MONEY BACK

North Yakima, Wash-N. b. Smith,
a hobo, who, when arrested with 9TH
er vagrants last July and sentenced
to pay a fine of S99.99 or work 80 days
on the city rockpile, astonshed the
justice court by abstracting a wad
Of $500 from his pocket and paying,
has been discovered working in the
hay fields near here and will get his
money back Smith left town mme-
dlately after paying his fine and
know nothing Of the legal decision OF
the city attorney that n man with 5000
in his pocket was not necessarily a
vagrant because he chose to sleep in
the open The money was ordered re-
turned but It was only yesterday that
the whereabouts Of the man were dis
covered.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
BILLY" SUNDAY CONVERT
WEAKENS AND FALLS

Robert simms, 20 years old, whose
waywardness caused his mother to
turn him over to the police, was given
30 days on the rockpile and assessed
a fine Of 800 by Justice s. A. Mann
yesterday afternoon, for vagrancy.
simms has been in the police court
before. An investigation of the case
by Captain Miles brought to light the
fact that Simms was a convert Of
Evangelist "Billy" Sunday last win
ter and began a new life at that time
only to fall into evil ways and the
hands of the police again. Tne moth
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
At THE PICTURE Shows
Program at Orpheum Tonight.

Program at Orpheum Tonight.
/. March-Stand Pat, Chas. ]. Rob-
erts.
2. Overture-Lustspie Heler-Bela
3. Picture-Carnival in Nice.
4. Picture-You Will Pay for 1t. -.
8. Picture-Crossing the Noun
tains.
6. Act-Curran G. Edwards, bur-
lesque minstrels.
7. Picture-The Puritan Maid and
the Royalist Refugee.
g. Picture-The Fickle Husband
and the Boy.
9. Song-'Neath the Old Acorn Tree
Sweet Estelle.
A. H. JOHNSON,
Musical Director.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22
er has no control of the youth, she
told the officers.-Spokesman-R Review.

Perhaps the reason women get off
the street cars backwards is because
they are not used to anything going
their way.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22

on a reform ticket. The faction back
of the recall will also present a cam
didate.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-22

Read the East oregonian.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-04-03
FOR SALE

Property belonging to the estate Of
Maj. Jacob A, Chapman. deceased. sit
uated in Waterford. just beyond New
London city limits on vauxhall street
Chapman avenue and Bayonet street
A corner lot on west side Of Lake
Brandegee, about 2 acres. with nearly
new T-room house and small barn;
about acres adjoining and extending
to Lake Brandegee; about 4 acres on
Bayonet street running to east side OF
Lake Brandegee. VIII be divided to
suit purchasers.
Enquire of E. S. Chester. Executor.
Is Chester street, or Miss Bertha
Chapman on the premises.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-04-03
THE WAY TO SELL PROPERTY

would be Immediately Sold
;f n IN
and opportunities sell
0
In New London
$l6OO0OO
100000 accessibility
Of farm IS andn eane to