Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-05-12

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The route to fame gets longer and
roueher every year.
A knocker sometimes gets in the
neck OF the rebound.
Some people seem to have been cut
out for chrome solitude.
Cures baby's Group, Willie's daily
cutsand bruises, mammals sore throat,
grandma's lsmeness DIR. Thomas
Electric Bitters-the great household
remedy.
The field Of excuses is in danger
Of being gverworked these days.
Nobody has greater contempt FOR a
card-shark than an honest gembler.
There is no snch thing as real po-
likeness with insincerity as founda-
ton.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. the Ia
nous little liver pills, small. gentle and
sure. Sold by all druggists.
An optimist is a man who can sin
cerely hope the fellow who stole his
money will get some enjoyment out OF
it.
The reason some people never ac-
comnl;sb anvtb;no is that thew wouldn'
breathe freely without good reason
for it.
A widow who has been left with
money is easier for a man to catch
than an old maid who has bank
account.
A lazy liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and consultation week.-mrs. the
whole system. Doan's Reaulets (25
cents per box) correct the liver, tonic
the stomach, cure constipation.
Some men loose out because they
are too proud to give Opportunity a
courteous greeting when it comes
around.
Don't argue with a romantic young
thing who is in lave with a monentity;
just let her 60 ahead and marry him
and get cured.
Sometimes real boy can get IL
terested in the Sunday school it his
sweetheart belongs to the same class
and likes to attend.
II YOU expect to get the original
CarboIized Witch Hazel Salve you
must be sure it is DeWitts Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is good for cuts,
burns and bruises, and is especially
good for piles. Refuse substitute. Sold
by all druggists.
Every now and then you meet a
man who is so slow that he can
catch his breath without making spe-
cial preparations.
A woman who is clever at painting
imaeines she can beat Nature at her
own game and usually overdoes the
thing accordingly.
When a eood-hearted man gets rich
he becomes shining mark tor every
drone in. the community who can
trump up pitiful bti of fiction.
Everybody is likely to have kidney
and bladder trouble. In fact nearle
everybody has some trouble OF this
kind. That is the reason why you so
often have pains in the back and groin.
scaIding sensation. urinary disorders,
etc.-Thats your kidneys. The best
thing to do is to get some Of DeWiits
Kidney and Bladder Pills right away.
Take them for few days or week
or SO and you will feel all right. In
this way, too, you will guard off dan
eerous and possibly serious ailments.
They are perfectly harmless, and are
not only anticeptic. but aliay pain
quickly by their healing properties.
Send your name to E. c. Dewitt &
Co., Chicago, for a free trial box.
They are sold here by all druggists.
Any fortune teller. can succeed it
he can give the right kind Of roman
nc twist to the lies he tells vain young
women with imaginations to burn.
1t is said that 100000 in gold
weighs just as much as So worth OF
pig iron. Any one skeptical on the
subject is privileged to get the pig iron
and pair Of scales and give it a test.
Some folks, are saying the mean
est, orneryest man in town" is shooting
his neighbors' chickens. They'll have
to get a different case against him.
He may be mean and ornery, but
chicens that are allowed to run out
will make any man who runs garden
mean and ornery.
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