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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
WORK STARTED ON THE
BIG LEDGE AT GLENDALE
q
Owners Start Yesterday to Dig an Open
Cut at the Point Where the Big Strike
was Made.

Yesterday Ed Clifford and Joe Nay
started on the work of digging an
open cut on the big ledge of their
Glendale property. They will con-
tinue this work until shipment of
the high grade ore is secured and
then all operations will be confined
at point several hundred feet down
the mountain side, where tunnel
will be driven to tap the ledge.
In conversation with a Bonanza
reporter who spent an hour on the
ledge Sunday, Mr.. Nay stated that
they were waiting for a screen as the
dirt in the vicinity of the ledge as
sayed high and it was their intention
to separate the dust from the coarse
rock. Different paintings were made
which showed the dirt to be of high
value.
They have sacked about a ton of
the float which has been picked up
between the ledge and the bottom of
the hill. This has been stored in one
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
IMPORTANT Child
Saving station
(By Associated Press.)

BUFFALO IN. W, June IA
The Hon C. f. Faulkner of Minne-
apolis, in an address before the Ma
tional Conference OF Charities and
Correction. here this morning. placed
most of the burden of child-helping
work upon the state. He said II was
the place OF private charity In child
helping service to do. the necessary
work which Is not done by public
charity.
Child neglect and dependency Is
chiefly a city problem and when the
children that are neglected or left
dependant are not provided for by
the state. private charity must con-
due, well-managed institutions 10
care for the physical aud moral
needs OF such children. and for their
training In cooking. sewing. house.
work and sloyd as a preparation fo'
selt-suprort or Tor a transfer from
eisy 20 country life In the iadg'
meut OF The speaker the institution
4 an Important ehild.saylnw station
along the line at preservation Ol th.
natural home life and the rchahill
taIlou 90 the home lie Interrupts,
a vice or misfortune
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15

of their houses, where it has been
sorted into two classes and will be
shipped at an early date, probably
with the shipment extracted from
the ledge.
All day Sunday the ledge was
viewed by hundreds, many going out
from this camp. A great many min
ing engineers and representative of
capital have visited the camp, many
staying there for several days during
which time they made trips through
the district. Their reports are all
favorable and each expressed the
opinion that Ellen mountain would
prove to be gigantic store house OF
the precious metal
The town is growing as If by
magic and over twenty business
houses are in the course of construc-
tion. The majority of this number
are of lumber, while few are of the
tent house variety; having a board
base and a tent roof.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
SUIT IS FILED
AGAINST COMSTOCk
Mining COMPANY
(By Associated Press }

SAN FRANCISCO, June IA
suit was filed today in the superior
court by the minority stockholders of
the Comstock Golden Gate Mining
company against the officers and 9TH
ers representing the majority stock
holders, charging mismanagement,
misappropriation of funds and the
failure to carry out certain agree
ments made by the committees rep
resenting the two factions. The
court is asked to enjoin certain
stockholders from voting at the com.
ing election and to order the defend
ants to transfer stock as agreed.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15

paper which has taken prominent
part in the strike agitation, were ad-
mitted to bail at $3.50 in each case
this afternoon All were jailed as
they were unable to raise the bond or
bail.
With a possibility of international
complications looming up as the re-
suit of Negoro's compliant, and the
arrest of three Japanese editors, the
strike situation has taken new
turn. The tension is so great with
the city full of striking Japanese
that orders were issued for the full
force of police to sleep at the police
station tonight and be prepared for
an emergency. a@
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
Assistant Prosecutor in Graft Case Scores
Defense and Attorneys in Argument.
Says that Neither the Defendant or his
Counsel are Fit to Wipe the Shoes
of Francis Heney.
(Associatated Press. }

SAN FRANCISCO June 14Asssant Prosecutor OGara sub
Calhoun
address concluded at the end todays When
OGara Ford alleged connections with Ruef
bribery spirited involving the
rights the prosecution enued Judge Lawor dsre
garded the repeated protests and directed OGara proceed
Defending individuals whose connection with the proseon
the subject OGara said: "The
conduct the defendant relation the
indicated the guilty An innocent
would undertake besmirch the characters of their
ents nfamy and filth has been thrown the brave
enough punish them their these
mbued the idea that had his
price, realize that there Others who might do
their duty for its sake.
There that crowd" continued OGara pointing
Calhoun whether it be defendant his attorneys
fit to the shoes Francis Heney Heney
because he chershes his country
he afraid do his duty OGara with the request
that the verdict guilty Alexander King will
open the for the defendant
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
ENGAGES IN THE
TAILORING BUSINESS

Stewart Macdonald. one OF the
best known Young men Of this city.
has entered into the ladies' and
gcntlemcn's tailoring business. With
Mrs Z. NJ Houppcrt. he has pur-
chased the business OF } G. oliver.
located at ii0 Central ssroot AZ.
Macdonald was formerly engaged In
this line IN the cas-, aud Is sell Quali-
fed 10 attend 10 an orders that may
he placed With the Hym Note their
advertisement In this issue
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
HARRY THAW IS
GRANTED WRIT OF
HABEAS CORPUS
(By Associated Press. ,

NEW YORK, June 14.-Justice
William Gaynor of the Brooklyn ap-
pellate district supreme court grant
ed a writ of habeas corpus today in
the case of Harry Thaw. He may
be given another chance to prove his
sanity in his fight for release from
the Mattewan asylum for the Grim
inal insane, the asylum to which he
was committed year ago last Feb
ruary. The writ is returnable to
White Plains on June II.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
FACES HIS
SECOND TRIAL ON
EMBEZZLEMENT

SAN FRANCISCO, June IA
Fred English the former chief clerk
in the United States land Office, was
placed on trial today for the second
time on the charge of embezzlement
of funds from the land office. The.
first trial resulted in acquittal. The
shortage is alleged to amount to
$2O. 900.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
AMALGAMATION
Of LABOR unions
IS PLANNED

NEwBuRG IN. ~. June Ia
The fourth annual convention Of the
United Bollermakers and Iron ship
builders OF North America opened to-
day Nlth hundred isiseAss. al
teudine The principal business will
BE- an attempt 20 carry through
plan 70 amalkamate the railroad
shonmen and the United noilermak-
ers
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
GOTCH DEFEATS
FORMER CHAMPION
(By Associated Press. 4,

DES MONIES, June 14.-Cham-
pion Frank Gotch tonight easily de-
feated Tom Jenkins, the former
champion, in two straight falls.
Jenkins had no chance against the
speed and skill of the champion.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
PRESIDENT OF
BRAZIL answers
final SUMMONS
lBy Associated Press. ,

RIO JANEIRO, June 14.-Dr. AL
fonso Moreira Penna, president OF
Brazil, died today. He was stricken
with influenza on June 2, and al
though quite seriously i'll for some
time, an improvement was noted on
June 6, which continued until Sat
urday. The president then suffered
a relapse. The vice president as
sumed the executive authority this
evening.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
WOMAN PRESIDENT.
(RY Associated Press. ]

BUFFALO, June 14.-Miss Jane
Adams of Chicago is president of the
National Conference of Charities and
Correction for 1910. The selection
was unanimous. This is the first time
in the history of the conference that
a woman has had the office.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15

Johnny Lleweilya. the man with
the perpetual smile. connected with
the Ll~wellyn iron Works ~ Los
Angeles. y IN town selling minlns
and milling machinery. autos. elcXa.
tors nylnE machines ard every old
thlug lp ths. machinery inf op tha
calendar
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
DISCOVER ARMS
IN PIANO BOXES
(By Associated Press }

NORFOLK (Va.), June a.
Packed in piano boxes. and evidently
ready for shipment, quantity of
rifles and ammunition believed to be
destined for Venezuelan revolution
lists, was discovered at Franklin to-
day.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Auhepssr busch beer on ars,~A'
ut TIE q z,
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15
BASEBALL
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.

PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.
At Los Angeles-Los Angeles 8,
Vernon /.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
At Boston-Cleveland 8. Boston. l..
At New York-New York Z, Chi
cago 5.
At washington-Detroit 1. Wash
ington 0.
At Philadelphia--St. Louis IL,
philadelphia 8.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
At Chicago Chicago Boston game
postponed on account OF cold wealth
or.
~ Cincinnati New York .. ciu-
einnati 1.
~ Plttsburg Plttsburs :. Brook
Ism s.
At Il. Louis Philadelphia z ST.
f.euis 7
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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1909-06-15

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sSThis DaDcz - az
fereuf fra@ Sekss
newspapers, Ans
fhamk the G@as -
Verse amd Press sSes'
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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
HONORED ATHLETES
FOR PAST YEAR
LIST OF A. C. MEN WHO REcEIv-
ED LETTER FOR WORK ON
BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, FOOT.
BALL AND TRACK TEAMS FOR
THE PAST YEAR.

An official list Of athletic letter
winners at the agricultural college
was announced last evening by the
athletic board of the college. The re-
ceiving of that letter, the greatest of
ali athletic honors, Is what the war
riors Of the track and field fight for
season after season. The following
Is a complete and official list of the
A, c. letter men for 1909:
Basketball Team ~ Allen Clark
Frank barrow, Ole Dolve. Scott
Drummond, Fred Hall, Walter Has
kins, Bert HaslKins, Leslie wheeler
Kent barrow.
Baseball Tearn-Allen Clark, Alex
Gym, Chester Holkesvig, w. A. Has
kins, A. B. Haskins, Clyde Jewell
Robert Lembcxe, A. P. Murphy, Lee
P. Nemzik, Melvin Ostby, Glare
Parker.
Track Teams. v. Anderson, Aller
Clark, Herbert c. Brown, McLair
Cooper, Amos Gwen, Daniel Heron
Robert Miller, Leo. P. Nemzik, JOSEPH
B. Schranz, Leslie Wheeler, Frank
barrow.
Football Teams. ". Anderson
Frank barrow, Amos Even, Palmer
Foss, A. B. Haskins, Edgar Olson, d
B. Mcdonald Harold McKinstry
Arthur LELAND Clarence williams
Leonard Wirtenberger.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
GILBERT CRUMMET DIES
Sad Intelligence Of Demise Of A. c
Graduate Received From
Detroit.

Gilbert Crummet, a graduate OF the
pharmacy department of the North
Dakota A. c., and we'll known in Far
go, died this morning at 1880 at his
home in Detroit, MINI. The cause Of
death was consumption with which he
had been suffering for the past three
months.
He was "a years of age yesterday.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
TO SPEAK AT VESPERS
Miss Perley, Professor of German at
Fargo College, viii Speak at
the v. w. C. A.

At the regular Y. w. c. A. vesper
service Sunday afternoon at o'clock,
Miss Perley, professor Of German al
Fargo college, will speak. Her subject
will be, Martin Luther. Miss PerIey
having spent several years studying in
Germany, is able to give an interesting
account OF the life OF Martin Luther.
The girls quartette of Fargo college
win sing Elm Fsste Burg. In German.
An interesting meeting has been
planned and all women, especially those
who are interested in German history.
are urged to be present.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
ARE AFFIRMED IN
RESERVOIR CASE
~ THREE APPEALS 70 DEPART
MENT, DECISIONS or LOCAL u.
9. LANpoFFIcE OFFICIALS 10
STAMPED WITH APPROVAL BY
HIGH AUTHORITIES.

In three decisions received this
morning from the general landoffce
at Washington, in contests appealed
from the Fargo district, Register G. G.
Schuyler and Receiver j. j. Jordan
were affirmed In every instance. what
has been widely known ais the "reser-
votr" case, on account OF the sharp
contest that has been waged, ends
with A. T. Haser and Edward Wolf in
possession OF the land.
In this case John Troutnan. tr.
contested their claim. The history OF
the case shows that on Jan. IT. 1900.
a man named Fisher filed a reservoir
declaratory statement on SEA, section
32-142-67.
On Jan. rs, 1905 Wolf fled home
stead entry on E16 OF SEX and SwH
OF SEA of section 32-142-67.
On Nov %, 1905 Haser filed home
stead entry on NWA Of the SEE OF
the same land.
On Dec. s. 1904, Troutman contested
Fishers reservoir deeIaratorv state
ment.
The department holds that the sue
cessful contestant of a reservoir dec
latory statement is not entitled to
preference right Of entry. Troutman
had practically no hand in the can
collation. of Fishers declaratory state
ment The entry of Wolf and Haser
is therefore allowed to stand.
In the cases of Walter HI. Thompson
against VIM. l. Grocian, for SEA of
section 4-142-66, in Stutsman county
the local officials are affirmed and the
land held open to entr..
The same course was taken in the
case of Frank E. Jasmer against War
rem d. Meel1er for the VIZ of SEA of
section 32-131-65, in Dickey county.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
SHIELDS CAN'T COME
Train Service Prevents Grand Lecturer
From Filling Date-pr. Beard
Will Lecture.

Word has been received in the city
that Col @. o. Shields, who was to
have spoken at the Grand theatre Sun
day night, will be unable to fill his
engagement here. His date will be
filled by DR.. r. A Beard, pastor OF
the First Congregational church, who
will speake on Mans Place in the Uni
verse.
The lateness of the passenger trains
has disrupted connections to such an
extend that Colonel Shields could not
possibly arrive in Fargo in time to
give his lecture. He spoke here re-
Gently in the First Presbyterian church
on the Y. M. c. A. lecture course.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11

Buffalo Times: according to The
washington Herald, the price Of peace
is a set Of furs-is some families.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
A Cheap Quarter Section.

Read today's offer of the Page Bene-
dict Land Co. If you are seeking an
exceptional opportunity to get a farm
on terms that you can practically make
the land pay for itself, your labor alone
added.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11

Claire Elliott win have the role of
Polly Poke in What's Next, a comedy
playlet to be presented by the Cathed-
raj club on Monday night. The other
parts are also well cast.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
Signed

She does not ask for dolls, doll
houses or the dozens Of little things
which are so dear to the hearts of
little girls, even though 1t is prob
able that she has had but few of these
things. She asks for a work box and
quilt blocks. With these she can
work, making things for the house.
In ordinary cases, who ever heard of
little girl asking for a turkey for
Christmas dinner.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
PITIFUL LETTER
TO SANTA CLAUS
AGENT M'cRAckEN OF FARGO
CHARITIES NOW HAS coMMUN-
IcATloN FROM TWO YOUNG
STEERS WHO EVIDENTLY NEED
HELP TO HAVE a CHRISTMAS.

The Associated Charities of Fargo
is going to make some arrangement
for bringing gladness to the hearts of
the poor people OF the city In this
work it has asked the assistance OF
the people of the city, especially in
reporting the cases OF want that may
come to their attention
Especially along about Christmas
time the charity workers OF all places
come across many pathetic incidents.
and Fargo is no exception to the rule
Yesterday Rev. o. e. McCracken.
agent Of the Associated Charities, was
handed a couple Of letters which had
been found in one OF the mail boxes
by the postman. Both were enclosed
in one envelope and were by q little
brother and sister living in the poor
district on lower Front street, The
letter was addressed to Santa Claus.
On one of the enclosed sheets was
written the following letter from the
little boy, whose name and address
may be obtained from Reverend Nc
Cracker:
Dear Santa.-H it is not much
bother, when you are passing by, /
will tell you what need the most of
all. mead a suit Of close IL you
win bring that / will not ask you for
any toys this year. am just IL
years old, / live UP stars, etc, yours
trolly
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
WITH FIRsT NATIONAL.

Several days ago President e. Y.
sarles was in the city looking for a
competent stenographer to do his work
during the illness Of his regular
stenographer. The Dakota Business
College filed the place. Mr.. o. G.
sarles is also an employer Of d. q. G..
help.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
DON'T WAIT

Until after the holidays to begin a
course at the Dakota Business College.
There will be great rush at that
time and the teachers can give you
more time and help now than later.
Come early and avoid the rush at
the door,"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
Signed

1t win be noticed that he is still
child enough to believe in Santa Claus
but want for the necessities Of life
have curbed his childish spirit to such
an extent that he RETAINED to ask
for the joys of childhood and has ap-
pealed only for necessities.
His little sister wrote the following
letter:
Dear Santa: Hears anoth poor little
girl who would like a few things /
would like some quilt blocks and a
work box, and bring me bag of
candy and nuts, and bring me a tur-
key for Xmas dinner. live up stars,
etc. Yours truly.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
CUTLERY.

Anything you want IN mat line?
keep only the very best. Ben Hart,
Remember. the Best.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
Comparisons Necessary.

We find repeatedly how imperfectly
figures convey to the ordinary mind
the magnitude of Objects says the
Welt Spiegel, and how much more
readily they are comprehended by
comparison To substantiate the as.
sertion 4 picture is produced of the
cathedral at Cologne, which is 100
meters in height, and next to 1t is
placed a picture of the Zeppelin air
ship, standing on end, reaching away
beyond the middle Of the highest sec.
ton of the steeple, and TO within 2G
meters of the apex. The picture also
shows the Triumphal column at Ber,
lin, G1 meters in height, and next to il
the airship Parsifal, so meters high
as it stands on end,
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
All Who
Would Enjoy

good health, with its blessings, must un-
eerstand' quite clearly, that it involves the
question Of right living with all the term
Implies. With proper knowledge of what
is best, each hour of recreation, of enioy-
n.ent, of contemplation and of effort may
he made to contribute to living Alright.
Shcn the Use of medicines may be dis
penscd with to advantage, but under or
cinary conditions in many instances a
simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu-
sblc if taken at the proper time and the
alifornia Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is
alike important to present the subject
truthfully and to supply the one perfect
laxative to those desiring it.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Scnna gives general
satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects
ruy the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all leading druggists.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
HomeIy HELPS,

The paste in tarts or pies is often
soggy. This can be avoided by brush.
ing it over with the white of an egg.
For batter cakes, add little finely
rolled bread crumbs. 1t saves what
may be otherwise wasted. besides ma.
king the batter more rich and nour-
ishing.
Have pair of scissors handy in
the kitchen. They will serve variety
Of ways. Most things can be cut more
easily and evenly with scissors than
with the knife. Apples (after quar-
tering), celery, odds and ends of tough
meat. green peppers, and many other
vegetables, can be neatly diced for
salads, etc Trim the bits of cold meat
before sending to table; shred cod
fish; remove hard sections of orange
in a thousand ways the scissors are
Invaluable to the cook.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
Cold and La GrjODe

Mr.. c. Happy, Hardin, Ray Co., Mo-,
writes: Il can safely recommend Pc
runa as remedy that will cure all ca.
tarrhal troubles.
1T was of great benefit to me, as it
cured me of catarrh of the throat. and
| took very bad cold and had la
grippe last February. 1t settled in nv
throat and lungs. took three bottles
of Peruna and it cured me.
" highly recommend it to all who
are sick, and am glad to add my en-
dorsement to that of Others"
Pe-ru-na for Colds
Mr.: l.: Clifford Figg, Jr., a929 East
Marshall ST., Richmond, Va, writes
that when he gets a cold he takes Peru
ma, and it soon drives it out of his svs-
tenn. For several years he was not
entirely well, but Peruna completely
cured him.
People who object to liquid medicines
can now secure Peruna tablets.
For a free illustrated booklet entitled
The Truth About Peruna," address
The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Mailed postpaid.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
Bread DresSinu.

Not all housekeepers are aware OF
the economy that lies in bread dress
ing. 1t may be served with a pot roast
as well as with one put in the oven
for the bread is good if separately
baked in a cake tin. Keep the bread
quite dry (to prevent molding), and
run it through a meat chopper. Moist.
en- with stock or milk, or both. Add
sage, minced onion or celery, or both,
and put it in well-greased tin. Bake
half an hour.
If any of tie dressing is left over,
serve it next day with tomato sauce
Or even plain hot gravy. Be careful
to make the dressing rather thick; 1t
will be more palatable, and the gravy
or sauce will correct any tendency tc
Iryness.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
THE PERUNA ALMANAC,

The druggists have already been sup
piled with the Peruna almanac for
1909. In addition to the regular astro.
nomlcal matter usually furnished in
almanacs, the articles on astrology
are very attractive to most people.
Ihe mental characteristics of each
sign are given with faithful accuracy
A list of lucky and unlucky days will
be furnished to those who have our
almanacs, free of charge. Address The
Peruna Co., Columbus. o.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04

bean. Nine years of this ran me down
to state of continual weakness. and
l thought never would be better un
til l began using Doan's Kidney Pills.
The Improvement was rapid, and
since using four boxes am cured and
have never had any return of the
trouble"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-02-04
A Fatal Breath,

Brookton with statistical bentl-
Do you know, old man, I've Just been
reading up a lot of statistics on pres
ent-day mortality, and l have learned
some remarkable things. Why, every
time breathe a man dies!
Brockton (comprehendingly)-By
the great autofumes, Then why in
the name of the census don't you chew
cloves?