New-York tribune., 1909-07-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Bayard Stockton. who presided at the Fourth Of
July celebration Princeton this year, told Of a
conversation he had with Grover Cleveland shortly
before the ex-Presdent died. Mr.. Cleveland" he
said. made the statement that he thought the
Declaration of Independence should be read in
every town of the United States at least once every
year to make the rising generation more patriotic
and to keep the older mindful OF their
privilege"
before we we're married, sghs the trusting
wife, you vowed that my slightest wish should be
'TIahr shifted the brutal husband without look
inE up from his magazine IF you read the
papers you'd know there isn't any respect for law
nowadays. Judge.
The largest cheese ever manufactured in the
Mohawk Valley shipped from Utica to a Chi
cago firm last week The cheese was built IN the
usual shape, but II measured % inches high and
45 inches in diameter and weighed $50 pounds II
took about ten tons OF milk produce It. and 1t
was pressed into shape by specially constructed
press.
"Weu, Uncle Zeb," said his neighbor, your
boys come back from college. and reckon he's
got good ejtcetion."
No" groaned Uncle Zeb Them four years is
plumb wasted | tried i'm on railroad guide the
une.
Baltimore is about 10 open its rest farm or fresh
air home for horses under the management Of the
Animal Refuge Association. 1t is A charitable
enterprise only the horses of poor ca bmen and
hucksters, who unable to for their animals
when they become i'll, will be received al the
farm. These men forced to let their horses
suffer and oftentimes TO sell them when they are
unfit for work. When the horse of q poor owner
becomes i'll he has only notify the Animal
Refuge Association. and for 50 a month his horse
will be taken to the farm. where it revel in
clover and forget the hot and dusty streets and
the rough cooblestones until it is well.
Look here" said the, lawyer Il enjoy ball
game much as anybody. But the next time you
off mustn't tell me you going to
bodys funeral. Nobody can have many grand
our family isn't IKE the general run" answered
the Office boy. Father was Mormon. Wash
ington Star
From agricultural sections the mountains
up the state reports of herds of deer causing
much damage to crops by browsing in grain fields
THE Utica Press" believes that the game laws
should be amended TO permit the farmer to protect
his crops. If neghbor's cattle were found eat
ing his rye, he could recover damages. but the deer
are exempt from injury and no one is responsible
for their depredatons." says The Press" Pro
lection for wild animals In the Adirondacks and
the woods is right and proper. but when they come
out and destroy growing crops they should have
no privilege under the law.
There is such masculine touch about the
You mean that smudgy. streak of finger marks
along the line of buttons in the back2"-Houston
a Chicago citizen who has evidently been scared
frequently by the loud 'honk' of automobile horns
he scudded across streets has written to The
Tribune to suggest that automobiles be made 10
carry sleigh bells. the horses are required
in sleighng time This he thinks.
would give continual warning 10 pedestrians"
BE adds. by way of cllnching his plan and COM
naending It TO motorists Riding would be more
enjoyable accompanied by a nice toned set of bells.
There would doubt be quite a strife among
manufacturers TO see who could turn tho finest
toned machine a selling point"
But sometimes It's right to tell a white le
isn't it?'
Perhaps But I notice that when a man gets
that idea once, II isn't long till he becomes color
blind. cleveland Leader.