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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-06-27
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.timitiid 0urh abspaiduugen &c.
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'uuuoe ha6en 5eianias beion0er5
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@urael beiiseH.
Gle 3ubereiiung Der Sens 5eigi In
MlqemeineH MIR llnterifigoe be3ii9.
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.wer6en in Butter a%ebraien. lie e.
Der uir6 ~ 4aiteien 8ains @urii
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bic gcial5ene mo nib geranheria
9anie5rnit N Sersn Seritsuana usE.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-06-27

ldieoene p0mmerife Grte cinen be.
l0Hoers gluten 9fHf haben. Sci artter
lleblna uno @eidNdlidfeit fam man
lie aud iclbit beriteaen.
SHten meroen leitmort ooer 1e.
broten o0cr nit @euiiie aeOdmpft,
oas .Stleln" UirO mie oas ser Sans
~ueruen0ef.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-06-27
Sir Sidr mo SGns.


&oata9: @rieBinppe. grauncr
aioalra5i NIT &rat.a6er. ~ Salat.
&aite Sagoipe1e.
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lpiiie nit 9leis mo Sdinfen. ~ ga.
lot. @mobcIteI.
1Ritapoh: @emaieiuppe. Rou-
laoel init Observation-Disclosures. r
Ronpott. ~ &orintbm Auilaui.
G%onnertag: 9iir0etiuppe. Gu.
nat nit ae5rateuen SleiihfloBhea.-
@Hrtenialdt. - Cbinoitflummeri.
Nreita1. Senueliuppe. sc.
oaa9ne Sdouea. - &opailat. ~
SahHencreme.
S~otWmbcu0: Narioifeliuppe.
seldnnorte @llbileidadmtian mi
Ssdrtofie1ms. Salat. @cin.
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Sonnia8: Sulieanciuppe. Ga.
rotten min gsbadeHer Sule. - Iin.
oerfilet. Salat. a0rlpott. r.
er0beeripetie.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-06-27
Rfrerrei.

: Sine @~asanItalts t. 0ireftorin
nib Sna o. Ridmono, nur0e 3ui
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Die in @ien fiir Oas Sahr 1910 qs
plante SnternationaIe SagouusiteI.
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1000 aronen errungen.
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line Aderfneht IN G6ppinqen paten.
tiren IieB mo elm liheres Shusmit.
tel gegen oen StHd ser Iditigen Sn.
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@ciddite Der Sergetihen RortIarD.
3enent uHO 8olfiuerfe.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-06-27

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Gas G~5rilenthaEn bradta een SIN.
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Eaas su haffen fir Bic pieleH neH.
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y uHo o5gr zausrSe con asrSsn
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-06-27

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.delddlien. in Sdlci6u' gCidmiitenen
aollrabi Wer0cu nit ftdtn0em gsai
Ter ggbril5t. ab9eaolicn ul0 1T cine
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mem Stid 3udcr aebrEmt lfat. Mat
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lolji Elm penig mo ldBt lie 70 unter
'tcrem llmidmenten metdl 0ampicn.
@ef dlmorte RaIbfleifh-
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lte nit Salj. leat lie in gpei cisroBe
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Soften s%ebrauut iino. E0m ninnut
man iic bermis. uerriidrt Elm bis at.
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ter init OemSul. ser in 0cr0aiierofle
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elmer 3itrone. leat sir Sdeiben uie.
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&eilden odmpicn.
@aIte gr0brpripeiic. -
Nfan 5eraueiidt n @iunO reiie Gro
beercn nit smei bis Orei GBt0iiein
non ,3uder mittels zines @ol3l0fiels.
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Quart 0idcr. ialtrer Saline mo ei.
mem Inappen @iuu0 iehr ihonen,
ous0eiuht aroben, norher ctpas elm
aeiuderten @robccren um0 ltelt Die
.Speiic in elmer @laShale aui sis.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
Artificial Elower Fans Nant

Fans made of artificial flowers now
are used by women in the most fash
ionable circles in London and Paris
Mrs. Potter Palmer was one OF the
first to carry flower fan. which was
of lilies of the valley so delicately cut
and colored as to appear natural to the
most critical eye. The flowers are
placed in a crescent along the tips Of
ivory ribs. which are left bare and
without carving or other decoration.
When folded these fans give the effect
of flowers gathered compactly in .
tall. slender vase. \ silk bow is tied
to one of the outer ends, the bow Of
fering a color contrast to the flowers
used. The fans now are made in lilies
of the valley, Parma violets and roses,
and it is likely they soon will be seen
in the United States
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
Naming a Kansas River

Practically all the streams in Kansas
were named by Indians and carry those
names to this day, though in an Angli-
cized form
The NeoshO, the largest stream in
southeast Kansas, has its own little
story. The Usage Indians at one time
lived in Missouri and when they began
talking Of trading their lands in that
state and moving to southern Kansas a
party was sent out to look the country
over and make a report on It, 1t was
in the summer time and very hot and
dry. Coming over the prairie northeast
of Humboldt, they had a long way to
travel without water.
when they arrived at the river"
said an Oswego man. IAN Indian rode
down the slOping bank into the water.
But, to his surprise, the horse stepped
right off into deep water, and the horse
and Indian went in all over As the
aborigine clambered back on the bank
he muttered, 'Wugh Neosho' This in
plain English means water pocket. or
water hole and the name clung to the
stream ever afterward." Hutchinson
News
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
When Polly
Thrilled.
BY GRACE MORTON.
Copyrighted. 1903. by Associated
Literary Press.
CSAOa $500;

oS0ESA9&SA0A GS&0& S2S&S&SZD
The girls hand lay quietly in the
strong, brown palm.
"Is there no response in your hearth
queried the young fellow. tightening
his clasp as he gazed into the brown
eyes that gave him back the look of q
troubled child.
81 am afraid not, Ned" answered
the girl reluctantly: mot any more
than there is there" She nodded her
golden head toward the imprisoned
fingers. by all accepted rules | should
feel a thrill ut your touch If | loved
you, and l don't-not bit of one"
Ned dropped the hand that did not
'thrill'' promptly and dug holes in the
sand with his bare heel strenuously as
he said, with n huge sigh, You are
absolutely heartless. l do believe, Pol.
ly."
"Not So" replied the girl. combing
up some straying lovelocks and set
Ting her bathing cap at a more be.
witching angle. 81 am only young and
well satisfied with this good old world
Just as it is at present" And Polly
nonchalantly piled the wet sand in a
circle and watched an imprisoned sand
jumpers Intellectual attempts Mt es
cape.
That's just the way you've got me,
remarked Ned gloomily as he CaZed a,
the little creature.
Nonsense" answered Polly as witt
n long. flying leap the jumper got away
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
Living the Simple Life.

\ number of men gathered in the
smoking car of train from Little
Rock to another point In Arkansas
were talking of the food best calcu-
lated to sustain health.
One ttrkansan, a stout, forid man.
with short gray hair and self salts
fled air, was holding forth in great
style.
Look at me-" he exclaimed never
a days sickness in my life, and all
due to simple food! Why, gents. from
the time l was twenty to when !
reached forty years l lived regular
life. None of these effeminate delica-
ctes for me, no late hours! Every
day, summer and winter, went to
bed at 0; got up at 3; lived principally
on corned beef and corn bread; work
ed hard gents, worked hard, from to
/; then dinner, plain dinner, then an
hours exercise and them
Excuse me, Bill" interrupted
stranger who had up to this refrained
from entering the discussion, but
what was you in Minneapolis
Journal
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
New AIaska.yukon pos+acs Siam

Postmasters of the various Offices
throughout the United States have
been notified officially from Washing,
ton that new postage stamp of spe-
cial design viii be ready for issue on
June 1 to commemorate the develop
ment OF the Alaska-Yukon-Pacifc ter
ritory. This stamp will be rectangular
IN shape red In color and of two cent
denomination only. In the center ap-
pears a portrait of William III. Seward,
VINO, as secretary Of state, negotiated
the purchase of Alaska from Russia.
The new stamp will not be issued in
book form
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
a kinn,s Bank.

The practice Of hiding money In all
manner OF out of the way corners is
by 10 means modern. In the old days,
according to "Gleanings After Time"
secret receptacles were often made in
the bedsteads and contributed both TO
safety and romance. on Aug. 81. 14S5,
Richard III. arrived ut Leicester. His
servants had preceded him with the
running wardrobe, and in the best
chamber of the Blue Boar n ponder
Gus four post bedstead was set up. 1t
was richly carved, Gilded and deco
rated and had n double bottom of
boards. Richard slept in ialhat night.
After his defeat and death on Bos-
worth field it was stripped Of its rich
hangings, but the heavy and cumber-
some bedstead was left at the Blue
Boar In the reign of Elizabeth, when
the hostess was shaking the bed, she
observed a piece of gold of ancient
coinage fall on the floor This led to
a careful examination. when the double
bottom was discovered, upon lifting
portion of which the interior was
found to be filled with gold. part
coined in the reign of Richard Ill
and the rest of earlier times
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10

inert form tightly in half uncon-
scious grip.
Out at last! Oh, that blessed first
gulp of air. Jim's cries had brought
the life squad, and willing hands eased
her of her burden. and as they lifted
her into the boat Polly collapsed.
Everything was dreamlike after that
until she found herself in bed in her
room at the hotel. She dimly remem-
bered being assured that Ned was oil
right, and she smiled family as Broth
er Bob said: Cheer up. We have got
a heroine in the family at last" Then
she slept the sound sleep of exhaus-
tion until the following afternoon.
BEST thing for her." said the doctor
in answer to her mothers anxious in
quiries And so it proved. With the
exception of few bruises Polly was
all right when she awoke, and after a
meal served in her room she donned a
most fetching pale pink gown that
gave a becoming flush to her rather
pale cheeks and sent for Bob.
"You look pretty fit. after all. sis"
said Bob. There Is mischief brewing.
l can tell by the CLINT in your eye"
Nonsense" replied Polly. "Do some
thing for me, there's good boy. |
want to see Ned, and can't stand it
to face all those people tonight. You
might mention that | am going up to
Pine cliff after dinner, but for good
ness sake don't let him know that
want him to come" The color rose
clear to her pretty brown eyes as Bob
began to grin.
"Now, be good" she coaXed, "and
don't tease. I'll make you a dandy
pillow if you WILL
IT'S a co." said Bob. I'D rather
fancy him for Il brother-in-law," shut
ting the door just in time to escape
Polly's powder puff.
After dusk Polly managed to escape
unseen by the back door and made her
way with beating heart to the cliff
There was a cozy sheltered seat for
down the rocks, and there she found
as she expected, Ned awaiting her.
The moons radiant pathway ended
at the base Of the cliff, and as Polly
descended the path she looked like a
fair goddess in her filmy gown to the
young fellow who watched her with
eager eyes.
When they met Polly was surprised
to find herself incapable of speech
Ned grasped both her hands and gently
kissed first one, then the other, with
out saying n word
He must have felt subtle difference
in their touch. for after one quick loob
at the shrinking girl he knew-and
| knowing. blessed the world and Polly
After Il long, long talk, intersperseG
with happy silences, Polly raised her
face. illumined by the moons soft
sheen, and the brown eyes twinklet
with their old teasing light as she lait
her hand on Ned's and said softly. ~
! suppose ! must keep my promise
Ned Then the love light shone abov,
the mischief as she added. 81 really
believe felt a thrill"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
a long. living leap Il

RING.
81 couldn't keep him. you see"-and
mischief twinkled in her eyes as she
sprang to her feet-"but I'll promise
you one thing, Ned"-Polly extended
her firm white hand, full of sand, to.
ward the young man-"If ever this
does thrill I'll tell you first Of any
one. Come on and don't be so tragic
I'll race you to the raft once more"
Ned ducked just in time to escape
the sand she aimed at him and stun
bled after the flying agure in its trim
black suit.
Polly was the best girl swimmer at
the beach, and Ned had his work cut
out for him. They landed at the raft
side by side to the delight of two
half grown lads who were eagerly
watching the race.
You're n dandy, miss" said the
younger boy admiringly as he extend.
ed his hand to help her on the raft
with the freemasonry of bathers.
"My. but they are fierce today
painted Polly, grasping Ned's arm to
keep from sliding as an extra big wave
tilted the heavy raft at an farming
angle.
I'VE had better get back bet ore the
tide turns" said Ned. There. bound
to be a big undertow with suc.. a sea
on. As soon as you are rested, Polly,
we had better start What IS 1t, JimT"
he asked as the boy drew near.
wish you'd show me friend" jerk,
ing his thumb at the heavy built lad of
seventeen, that double back dive |
seen you do the other day" the boy
said. with a grin parting his freckles.
Sure thing" replied Ned obligingly
Jim was the lobster mans boy.
at pays to stand in with the pow.
ers that be-" murmured Polly Think
of our lunches. Ned. and pat on your
best form"
Ned had "corking physique" as
the girl phrased it, and as he left the
Gpringboar6, turning his two somer
saults and cleaving the water neatly.
Polly gloried in his muscular strength
and beauty of line as she would IN
chat Of thoroughbred horse.
81 feel the undertow The tide has
turned said Ned as he came up
spluttering ut the corner Of the raft.
lie caught hold of the big iron ring
on the side of the wood to pull him.
self up just as a huge wave struck
him fair and square between the shoul.
ders. As it reccded his chin came
down sharply on the ring. In flash
the man disappeared like plummet
Polly gasped when no dark head re,
appeared. quick, quick" she cried
"He Is stunned. Oh. Nedw
One agonizcd glance at the slender
boy and the lout of n fisher lad show
ed her how much help they would be.
Under the raft-the undertow. oh,
my God" screamed the frantic girl. a
band of ice seemed to be around her
brow; then suddenly her wits were
clear once more. Grabbing up the
heavy safety rope. she tied il around
her waist.
Take It." she commanded the boys
sharply and pull quick when l pull
l am going under the raft after him"
She slid down in the green depths,
4 few strokes to the left, and she was
in the blank darkness under the raft
An instant's frantic clutching here
and there-and then, thank God, she
had the neck of Ned's bathing suit in
her desperate grasp.
She pulled wildly on the rope, swim
ming and tugging at the same time.
The boys answered her. The heavy
edge of the raft scraped the girl cruel
ly as they tugged, and she had no
strength to clear 1t, but she held the
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
QuadrupedaI Chicken.

Edward Richardson Of East Orange
n. j., is the owner of four legged
chicken, hatched few days ago. Each
Of the extra legs is attached to one
of the normal appendages and really
is not useful in locomotion. though
perfectly formed. If the chick lives tc
n ripe age Richardson expects to make
lot Of money out OF It.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
Ice Skating Rink a Summer Novelty

Ice Skating Rink Summer Novelty.
The grill room in the Plaza hotel, in
New York. will be transformed into an
ice skating rink, which will be opened
June Is and kept open until cold
weather comes. An orchestra, the
members of which will wear white
uniforms, will play in the rink each
afternoon and evening. Skates will be
furnished to persons staying In the
hotel. and an effort will be made to
restrict the use of the icy floor TO
those persons and their friends. Ar
rangements have been made with
makers of ice, who will use pipes from
the engine room Of the Plaza IN lay
ing coating of ice on zinc floor to
be placed over the tile floor in the grill
room.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
The Unhonored Pronhet.

y visitor to Carlyle's birthplace back
IN the seventies said to a native:
Smart man, that Thomas Carlyle"
The native grunted
Him smart? Why went to skule
wi him"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
He Walked.

Good afternoon, Miss Brown! Go
ing for walk? May l go with your"
asked an elderly but ardent admirer of
the lady.
"Yes; my doctor says that we must
always walk with an object, and sup
pose you'll answer the purpose!'
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
Hopeless.

He ought to turn over a new leaf"
Gee, that wouldn't do much good.
He could turn over a whole library
and not have a good start toward be-
ing decent"-Exchange
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
The EXnnrf-r.

"WhO is your Chicago friend?"
He is a prominent exporter"
What does he eXport?"
81 didn't say he exported anything
He used to be a porter at the hotel
where ! stopped" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
A Queer Eve.

An orator stated that "the worst en-.
emy any cause can have is a double
lie in the shape Of half truth" and
the newspaper reported it "a double
eye in the shape of half a tooth"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
An Exception.

She-Do you suppose a man ever
spoke the truth when he told woman
she was the only one he ever kissed?
He-Well, don't believe Adam lied
about it to Eve. Boston Transcript.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10

Silence IS too much praised. Nine
men out Of ten will shun you If you
can't or wont talk.-St Louis Globe
Democrat.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10

The soul is the perceiver and reveal.
er of truth.-Emerson.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
A Lunatic's Renartee.

Some visitors were being shown
through Kew Lunatic asylum. Victoria
one day, and, coming opposite the clock
in the corridor, one of them, looking
quickly at his watch, said, "Is that
clock rlght?'
mo, you idiot" said patient stand
ing by. ut wouldn't be in here If it
were right"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-06-10
A Way They Have.

Some men," said Uncle Eben, "has
way of keepin' der consciences quiet
by takin' de minister's advice on Sun
day an de lawyers advice all de res
o. de week. .'-Washington Star.