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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28
REGISTRATION DAY TUESDAY,
OCTOBER, ).

A new road from Geneva to Nice
on which work soon will be begun
will be the highest in the Alps
reaching an altitude of 90S5 feet
Although Old roads will be utilized
the 300 miles are expected to cost
81, 100000 to build.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28

II is funny to think of the fear
and wonder with which natives
crowded the brushy banks of the
streams and gazed at the snorting
monster with its fiery nostrll, as IL
churned its way against the current;
but il has been a briefer period since
those Tennesseeans shot at a balloon
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28

1t is certainly unfortunate that
this controversy between Cook and
Peary has been followed by the au-
rora borealis.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28

A polar dash will never be made
by an automobile because on can't
eat an automobile coming back. II
may have been a thought of the pos
sible exigencies OF the homeward
trip. that prevented Cook and Peary
taking any white comrades with
them on the final dash.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28

Joe Cannon will have to mend his
vocabulary if Colorado Is going to
send women to congress.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28
And Get a Chairmanship.

Kicker-Johnny does just what he
is told.
Bocker-He will grow mp TO be a
congressman. New York sun.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28
X Goodbye
Molly Brown"
Sung by
: MAUDE RAYMOND ~,
- with "a
EDDIE f0Y
In Sam S. and Lee Shubers
production OF X
"Mr. Hamlet
of BrOadW ay

is our musical offering this
week by special permission
of the Messrs. Shubert and
The TREBUHS PUBLISHING
COMPANY. {
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Won DoS.T HAVE TO WAIT.

Every dose makes you-foel better Lax
Fos keeps your whole insides right
Sold on the Money Back plan every
where. Price SOC.
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BY margins so narrow that il
makes us shudder when we think OF
what might have been, the ruthless
hand Of commerce has been kept on
the nations most cherished spots
Private subscription saved the pail.
zades 81 .the Hudson from being con
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28

Our idea of a strong woman is one
who is able to hold her tongue.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-09-28
BORROWED HUMOR.
A RITA METER

A RITA METER
Rita, Rita,
Growing swlta
Every day;
VIII you never,
Never. ever
Come my way?
Rita. Rita,
When you mita
Chap like me.
You should copper
Such an oppor
Tunity.
Rita, Rita,
Why. pray, trita
Fellow SO?
Won't you ever,
Ever. never
Not say: NO?
w. J. Hampton in october Lippin.
colts.
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Increase ............... 161S
Personally appeared before me
this September 10, 1909, e. J. Pax
ton, general manager Of The Sun,
who afirms that the above state
ment OF the circulation OF The Sun
for the month of August, 1909, is
true TO the best Of his knowledge and
belief.
PETER PURYEAR, E,
Notary Public McCracken Co.
Ny commission expires January 10,
1912.
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PRESIDENT TAFT

CONTINUED from Page one.J
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
What Women Want.

What women want today, what they
always have wanted. what they viii
want so far as we can see. as long rs
human nature Is human nature. Ii
something 10 take care OF. From the
washerwomaH with her half dozen
babies always underfoot and In the
way to the celebrated professor OF
geology the dream Is the same-some-
thing 70 take care OF. Learning does
not quench the instinct nor wealth de-
stroy 1t nor independence deaden Ii.
A woman at the very top Of one OF the
learned professions recently explained
her economies by saying she was In
vesting I'm a little farm. on which she
intended TO bring up a little adopted
boy and girl. adding. with infinite
pathos. The part I will have to play
VIII be fathers and not the mothers
because OF my work. but it will he
worth while anyway" No political du-
ties or interests are going to change
this instinct. Conditions have changed
women's OCCUPATIONS: necessarily she
has changed her methods to meet the
needs. but she is still the caretaker.
still finding her chief happiness aud
her chief labor In looking out for
others. In protecting the rising genera
Weekly
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19

A dainty present for the room OF a
schoolgirl Is the ever useful pin case
In fern that appeals to her love OF
decoration.
A small bisque doll head has fasten-
ed around its neck two pieces of satin
ribbon three inches wide and ten inch.
es long. This Is gathered IN such a
way around the neck OF the doll that
1t appears TO be dressed in n long,
straight slip OF silk.
Between the ribbons are shorter
pieces OF flannel. as many as are de-
sired. Each piece Is featherstitched
In the same color as the ribbon. or Il
may be pinked. Through the flannel Is
stuck white and black pins, safety
pins, colored pins OF all sizes, such as
are so useful in the adjustment OF
stocks and belts.
II one knows the color OF the room
decorations OF the girl for whom the
pin case Is intended 1t should be made
OF harmonizing color.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
POTOMAC RIVER RoUTE

schedule in effect Saturday, Msy 18th. I,o.
vIhre" tips weekly between Baltimore and
Le,vo Sal imofe. Pier 3. Ii0ht S,raot
wea,her pei mitting ats y. N every Mondav
i, eun,esusy and Saturday. for the foliowinp,
'H Yet ianuings. Alexandria and Washington.
n '1 itnore y. IN. Mil ers. tro.,mes Porte
- - 10. orasons. Corn 3 "A. NJ. Rundicks Lakes
walnut Point, Cowrrts Levi eta KinssIs
souge; MuI dv Point. &c mt n. Piney Point IC,
y. 10 Leonardtown l2noDn AbeIls Cohrnms
otpt IS Bushwood, Lancaster 4 D. m Riyer-
Washington. 'A'
stops only on signal
leave Warrington. ID O., 70 St of Seventh
uulcys. weather er'nittiug. at 70. m eyerv
i%outuay. eun" sday and Saturday, for the fo(-
"mIuk river Landings and Baltimore:
washington. ria 4:45 d m G,vmoot
hiNerpool Point. Rivers d.. Bush " God Ian.
eas'Sr. Soorums Stone Iseona nj town ga :,
fMocns- flney Point. sCintra, Lodge IA a n,
mundy Point. kinsale Il noon. Coan Inn
uicks LAT es. alnut Point owarts revss-
n -. mhISis 4p m. GrasIns ID. m. Isroomes
TOTO belio y. m. Batimore.
stop only on signal
Arriving in Ba timore arlv "Wednesday r,t
uayHnd Monday MORNINGS
rrelght received i'm baltimore ON saflinsr
days until ID m va N"''''S
Ihis timetable shows the time at which
stenmers may be expected to arri,e nj ana
depart from the several wharvcs bur their
arriNal> or departure at the times stated IS nor
guaranteed nor does the Company hold itself
rcsPonsiole Tor any delay OF any consequenc.a
arising thei cfrom.
STEPHENSON Il BRO. Agts.. washington
"HAhooN and CIR MES AHts.. Alexandria.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19

tween Cook aud f'eary and their fol-
lowers long enough TO give royal ban
Quet to the thirty-six dogs OF Pesry
aud the eighteen dogs OF Cook:
And among the toasts there would
be one to be drunk In silence aud
standisg TO the dead-to the dogs who
gave up their flesh to feed the starry
Ing men who are now so proud of
their triumph and arrogant in claims
for self
Give the Eskimo dog his due. With
out that stout seryitor and faithful
four legged companion the stars and
stripes would not be floating In the re-
gion OF the pole.
What fine helper TO man the dog
has always ls'en.
In the frst glimpse we get or the
man OF the stone age and his cave his
faithful dog bears him company. and
now In the very latest glimpse of
mans great triumph the dog is there.
Indeed. 1t may be said. some OF those
Eskimo dogs-if either or both the
brave Americans reached the pole
were there first.
The dogs have no scientific data or
daily journals to submit TO ca6did
world TO prove they were tirst oE the
ground-or the ice-but 1t stands tn
reason that some OF the eighteen OF
Cooks or tue thirty-six of Peary's
shaggy dogs first straddled the nine
tieth degree.
Does not the dog come before the
sledge on which sits the driver?
And who shall say when they stop
ped there at the earth's apex to take
an observation OF the heavens the
dogs did not wag their tails In token
OF the discovery before proud man
really knew?
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19

III every dog has his day." then the
day OF north pole discovery is certain
ly the day OF the dog.
Newspapers and periodicals and sci
entinc bodies and lecture platforms
ana moving pictures are engaged In
the controversy which promises to last
all winter or longer between the parti-
sans of Peary and OF Cook.
Mutual friends Of the two explorers
are almost at dagger's point, aud the
people are divided into two great hos
tile camps over the question:
Did Cook aud his two EskImos or
qua Peary and his negro first run up
the nag IN the airy regions or the
frozen coustry OF the north pole?
1t Is not altogether unlikely that we
may really never know who is entitled
TO the honor of being the first discoy-
erer. And in whatsoever favor science
eventually may decide or IL II decide
In favor Of both Peary and Cook there
VIII always be those who are uncon-
WINGED.
However that may be, q large share
or the credit In any event must be Civ
en- to the Eskimo dog. Without the
dog the pole would still be undiscov-
cred
And IL any should be dined and ap-
plauded it is the stanch dog who did
the real work OF the journeys. toiling
over the icy wastes. enduring heavy
burdens without complaint or striking
Tor higher wages and shorter hours OF
labor.
Why not stop the controversy be-
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
Heart toHeast
Talks.
OPPORTUNITY.
BY EDWIN A. NYR.

OfkOktONltI.
Is the old adage, which Is the theme
OF ingalls, poem, that Opportunity
knocks but once at every mans door"
a true one?
Or
Is 1t true, as some one has said, that
Opportunity knocks at our doors ev-
cry day, but that few Of us take the
trouble to GET UP AND OPEN THE
DOOR?
There Is the old Illustration OF New
ton and the falling apple. Newton got
up and opened the door OF his mind
Opportunity came in in the guise Of
an idea. And that idea changed the
worlds thinking.
Many OF us muffie our ears when
Opportunity knocks.
Napoleon never did that. Opportu-
nifty never knocked at his door in vain.
His thinking was always ahead Of his
foes thinking. He got up In the morn
ing before the enemy got up-f he
had TO stay up all night. IL the other
general had larger army, Napoleon
segregated II into sections and whip
ped the sections one at time.
Opportunity is en- early riser.
Ethan Allen took Ticonderoga while
the garrison was asleep and did 1t in
'the name OF Jehovah and the Cont
mental congress" He had no author
fly from either. But he had his OPP
portunity.
Opportunity is great friend OF us
II we recognize it.
Opportunity changes the battle OF
Winchester from defeat to victory: It
Is the Funston that CELEBRATES rivers
from the map: II puts to rout the
armies OF the aliens; 1t turns the 6anlS
OF the foe by stratagem; IL controls
circumstances and makes a way for
itself.
Young man
Opportunity is rapping. Keep your
ears openi
More than that. young man
Keep your EYES open. You may
be able to see Opportunity before II
knocks at your door-while 1t knocks
at some other mans door. Let the
other man turn over in bed and pay
no attention when Opportunity comes
a-calling. Let him shut his eyes and
go 1t blind.
Sheridan never did that.
Nor Peter Cooper.
Nor Andrew Carnegie.
The successful ones, every time and
everywhere, kept eyes and ears both
open. everywhere and all the time.
OPPORTUNITY PRESSES THE
BUTTON. YOU MUST DO THE
REST.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
A MODERN LOVE TALE.

All the world loves lover.
And all the world loves a love story
even IL 1t isn't true. Here is pretty
one that is true:
Miss Josie Morrison, the winsome
daughter Of s. T. Morrison, a wealthy
farmer OF Palouse. Wash, eloped with
her fathers hired hand, William Hen
ry Hughes.
Whew.
The parents of the girl were so en-.
ragged that the entire police force OF
the northwest was invoked to arrest
the pair OF lovers and bring them
back. But Hughes and Miss Morrison
knew a thing or two. and the police
never found them.
Not much romance about that. you
say. 1t happens every day. But wait
William Henry Hughes was no or
binary farm hand. He is the son OF O
millionaire contractor OF Pittsburg and
is sole heir To vast estates, including
country mansion In the Adirondacks
What was he doing out in Washing
ton? he went west In search of bis
health. which he was told could be re
gained by bard labor. AS common
farm hand he did good work during
harvest and then hired out to Morrl
son for term OF four months.
And the beauty about this romance
Is Hughes never admitted word con.
corning his place or position In society
to the girl he wooed aud won.
So that when Josie Morris !, found
herself falling In love with Ssie good
looking. modest and well educated
Hughes she thought there was ahesd
OF her nothing but hard life of
drudgery. She knew her parents
would never voluntarily agree to her
marriage with the farm hand. But she
fearlessly faced the future that life
with n poor man would bring.
She loved Hughes for himself. And
he loved her the more because he knew
the noble sacrifice she was making. IN
her own mind.
But when Hughes made himself
known to the elder Morrisons after the
marriage n different air graced their
paternal countenances.
Hughes as u mere farm hand was
odious. as the son OF a millionaire
quite acceptable.
Such is the sordidness OF parental
estimation.
There was fine reception ready T r
the clippers when they came back. To
farm hand son-ln-law had sent back
east In the meantime for his mother.
who came west and graced the recep-
ton.
The account goes on to state that
the bride is graduate OF an eastern
college and In every way fitted for her
new position.
The moral? There isn't any.
This Is love story-pure and simple
and sweet aud true.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
THE BLESSING OF TIRE.


Well. that Is good way to be.
Stop aud think how glad you ought
to be because you get tired and hun
cry and sleepy,
Why? Because you can enjoy to the
full the great luxuries OF rest and
good appetite and sleep.
For you know there are many peo-
pie who grow weary In mind. but who
are never truly tired In body; people
who force themselves to eat without
being hungry: people who try TO sleep
and cannot.
To be tired is a blessing.
Work Is the great panacea OF life,
the best recipe OF nature. Work is
the best cure OF psycotherapy," says
DR.. Robert Cabat. professor OF medi-
cine at Harvard
And therefore. Mr. Man. Ii you are
obliged to work 10 the point OF firing
TO make both ends meet; II you are
bound by the insistent demands OF
family until you are tired. madam
blessed are you.
iy performed Is great Joy In itself.
And 1t Is the greatest cure In the
world for grief and sorrow.
No wonder Adam and Eve fell"
They had absolutely nothing to do
but TO roam through the garden and
pluck what they wanted-save from
one tree. Any man or woman with
nothing whatever to do will fall.
Before the "falr' Adam and Eve
never got tired. because they never la
bored.
And so the primeval fat. In the
sweat OF thy brow thou shalt eat thy
bread" was blessing in disguise. II
set them to find JOY In work and com.
fort In rest.
The greatest curse OF humanity "a
not that OF forced work. but OF forced
idleness. Thousands OF people are I'M
der that curse They have never
known VIII; 1t Is to get physically
tired. They have never done an hon.
est days labor In their lives.
Pity them. DO not envy them. Pity
them.
They know nothing or the sweetness
OF congenial labors. They have never
known the joy Of resting from labors
They have never been tired. They
are miserable.
Emerson taught us n lot about com.
pensation : how everything in the
world averages up. SO Il is worth
while. 1t pays. to get tired. because
labor Is the law OF lie. because rest
follows tire. because work browns sor-
row.
Feel sorry for your neighbor. poor
thing. who has nothing to do but to
enjoy" life. +,
Tired2
That Is good way to be. i
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
TOILET sEr covEREp WITH sInK.

silver backed articles on some women's
toilet tables.
Backing brush or a hand mirror
with Dresden silk is really q very SIM
pie matter, and any one with def fin
gers can manage 1t. The silk is glued
to the wooden backed brush. and gold
, braid is glued around the edges. A
comb and brush tray and powder
box can be covered In the same man.
ner, and the set makes a dainty pres
, ent for a woman. The Dresden silk
pincushion is shaped little like a pair
Of bellows. The sides are OF silk COW
cred cardboard, and the cushioned edge
, holds the pins.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
Cover H.tpins For chr;,.ma..

SNe' HeAPtHb tor Snrtntmao-
The latest fad Is to cover hatpins.
Does that sound strange? 1t is not,
however. for II you possess plain
and unattractive pin and wish TO give
1t the cachet OF originality all you have
to do Is to embroider n tiny disk of
black satin or any shade that you pre-
fer with gold thread, put the disk
over the head OF the pin, tie 1t tight.
and the deed is done. II you had a
jeweied pin and the real diamond, OF
whatever 1t was. has disappeared, COW
er small button I'm any way you like
and paste 1t into the empty space left
by the lost bit OF glass. II hatp!n
Is too small. make q little rosette of
gold tissue and run the pin through
the middle.
The ways OF decorating such pins
are really too numerous to mention In
detail, but any one may do 1t and get
the best results with the least effort
and expense. Indeed. 1t Is not diff
cult to make.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
THE POOR BOYS CHANCE.

An Atchison CKan.) man has collect
ed list OF a thousand successful men
Of this country.
BY successful men" he does not
mean mere money getters, but men
who have added to the worlds capital
of invention. education. art-men who
have influenced the world for its bet
terment-
1t is interesting to know how these
men started In life.
Three hundred began on the farm:
200 were messenger boys; 200 were
newsboys: 100 worked in factories: 100
were printers; so worked at railroad
ing.
And Of this thousand successful men
how many do you suppose had wealthy
parents TO give them start In bust.
ness?
Just nfty.
Which Is TO say the son OF rich
family has only 1fty chances out OF Il
thousand-one in twenty-to succeed In
life.
And. what Is more important
A poor boy has nine hundred and
hfty chances in n thousa nd-ninety-
five chances IN a hundredi
An eminent speaker was once called
20 address the boys OF a school. nearly
all or whom were rich mems sons He
began his address by saying be felt
genuinely sorry for them. He said
they were handicapped I'm the race of
life because their bills were all paid
by their fathers. The young men were
astonished and rather resented the
speakers remarks
But the speaker was right.
Rich mems sons do not discover the
use or steam or the turbine wheel or
the gas engine. Rich mems sons do not
blaze the way for civi:Iza lion nor dis
cover the poles nor sit NJ The head of
great institutions OF learning or SCI
ence.
The success Of the rich mans son IN
the exception rather than the rule.
The reason?
The boy who Is always lifted over
the log Will never develop the muscle
needed TO go over II alone.
Struggle develops strength.
The forceful boy Is father to the IA
nous man.
And so IL You are a poor mans son
rejoice in your heritage. Rejoice. I
say. and be glad II your parents have
given you healthy body and clean
morals you can get the rest by going
after it.
You have a great advantage over the
rich mans boy.
Instead OF becoming strong and ca
pable by doing things for himself he
has them done Tor him. He Is not In
your class.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
Weiahina Diamond. ,nd COLI

The weight OF diamonds aud other
precious stones is expressed In carats.
grains and quarter grains. They are
pearl grains. one OF which is equal to
fonr-hfths of troy grain. Four quar-
ter grains make one grain and four
grains one carat. The tineness of gold
Ii also expressed in csrats. Pure gold
is twenty-four carats fine. The car
ats. therefore. indicate the proportions
OF alloy. Most of the gold used by
jewelrs is about fourteen carats fine
having ten parts OF alloy.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
What's In n Name

Returned Traveler-By the way. MIR.
Mann. your daughter. Miss Rita. is
married. isn't she! Old Resident-No:
she could have married n fine young
reiiow once. but she threw him over
on account OF his name. She said 1T
was bad enough to be Etta Mann. but
she drew the line at Etta knox.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
Baltimore, Chesapeake & Atlantic
1870 RAILWAY co.
Piankatank River Linz

schedule In effect May End laOa
% steaner leaves Pier Light Street vAax,
nalumore. every Sunday and wednesjsx
weather. permitting. for report and jnteyys'
"eoihte lnndtngs, as follows:
leave baltimore y. m, Mila s:3a a m
SSampsons 245. Tipers Blac, wel,s ,s.o'
fleeton 4. limbs i:l0. Reedville l:s1 Ia =:
Q; ha veys 6;l5. Gree Point e:lU I3yrtlfo !. IN
hilmarnock 1:3O Ocran S:4b. Jackson,s Co.,
~; cricket Hill 1850. Calls lI4A srriya
rritch.u i2;l5 p. m. Leave Ruarks Ian. m
warren use lao. " nrads . reen poinf s.IE
Stampers 2:D. Islands 3 arrive FreeonrS go
returning steamer caves FreeDort = Roi.
umore ana int rmediate landings every rnss
follows: Po'intIinE, as
Leave Freeport a. M. RlanSs 7:lO stamna-.
s:su. Gr' en- Point s:4h. G. nrads & Warshp nss
o;-p huarks S45. Fitchetts 10 CalIis IN N
ericket Hill lO:i5 Jacksons Greek III IN Ocr.. ~
v. IN hllmarnock lao. Grace Point i.s0
nyruIon Z. Hardi rs 8 Parveys 3.lb Fia.,co.'
~ limbs Reedviile 5:sU. Mia 8. Blsck we1Is
o.o, Iipers SIMPSONS 7:l5, arrive in RaIti
more early next morning i.i-
TITS time cable shows the tfmes az wh,..
steamers may be expected 10 arrive at snS g.
part from the several wharvee bur tneJr ~
rlfai OF departure a. he times -tafe6 10 no.
suarantSed. nor does tire Compa hold ifse,f
responsiole Tor any delay or any cooseouencss
arising therefrom. toono<s
F.eiHht re eived at Baltimore for shoy.
poihts on sailing day . Iutil 5:3O ID IN.
LIZARD THOMSON Gen. Msnsyar
w. DOwNEY. Agent. Baltimore
4. MURDOCp.
Gen. Freight and Passenger Agent
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
A Laundry aaok

For the college girl laundry book
Is fine. Select neat rice paper for
the leaves and cut the double cover
from red paper OF heavy variety.
then tie the leaves together with red
baby ribbon. Between the leaves OF
white paper are blue carbon paper
slips. SO that a duplicate copy is made
when one marks of her laundry.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
SHOPPING FOR LADIES

Nave travelling expenses and have opr
shopping done BY Mrs j. p. MeanIey
zs"4 OAK st. baltimore. She is i'm
close touch with the beat stores and can
save our ladies mon. v on their nurchssa.
In all lines II costs them poihino axtrs
samples sent upon request.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19

cred with the girls initials sewed to
the ribbon. The ends are then put to-
gether and round slide like those
used on directoire sashes is made Of
linen. This slide Is drawn about the
article that is to be surrounded with
the ribbon band.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
Marriaaa.

Marriage may be compared to a
tram car" said confirmed bachelor.
"Why?" asked his fair partner.
Because some people are just as
anxious to get out of II as others are
to enter"-London Telegraph.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1909-11-19
Foresight.

Little willie-Say. pa. what is fore
sight? Pa-Foresight. my sou, is the
faculty OF being around when there is
n melon TO be cut.-Chicago News.