The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-07-01
Cbistles.

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y0a shiHi am 80 bope not
meAn you caa's h. that i hos Old
arc ysat
~ you don'i carv for bathingi
Too mach u erash. d0B'l you know
We'll. ii w0ald br nice i We eenld have
individual oossns
~ am asionished % see an advocate
~ reform Ike you ceiling soothing
medicines Tor crying babies. Why noti
lsn'i !, bush money!
Iloss your new kid' Fine Don't
goB Cad tbs, baby brghsens up
household wonderfulIy' ies. indeed.
We haze 10 haYe Ibe ga going most 81
lbe nighl now,
Would you advise young man ~
~ into polIiiesf without hesitation.
" he i really fitted for politics be
won't take advice. He'll insist on Civ
,ng t.
Kind Lady Al, my poor man,
ahy don't you straighien ~ aud take
yonr place IN socielyl Dusty Dan
Nbai would b. de use, mumf ! am
100 restless 10 play bridge"
And what do you thnkf Mr.. Hack,
The famous poet, told me didn't look
day over twenty That's what
be calls poetic license, supposed
Il must have required great conr
va, ~ face danger As you did. Not 50
much. answered the real hero, as il
does 10 face some q the people who
iusisi on making fuss over me.
The country swain dropped bis red
ear aud leaned oyerto the country lass.
MANDY. can ! kiss yeou nowi he ask
90 snxiously. Not not, Hiram. giggled
Mandy Why uoii Because even the
corn has ears.
You and Mr.. Gudleigh were very
quiet IN The parlor last night, said her
mother Yes. I told him early in the
evening that money talked 10 me-, and
think he was trying 10 let his con
verse. ! don't believe he has much
~-Bliggins is always talking non
sense. Which kindf asked Miss Cay
eune. Is there more than one kindf
Yes. Some men talk the kind Of non
ense that makes you laugh. and others
tplk the Kind that makes you feel sorry
for them.
oyer There goes peckem and his
wife. She Is a lecturer. aud he is an
entertainer. Myer Both in public
life. ehi Gycr-Oh. no. When be
wants 70 20 downtown in the evening
she gives him lectures then he stays
home aud enterlains the baby.
Mrs. Highnppe Uncle Henry is so
stapidly plebisu. Really, am exas
y rated every time he calls. MIR. High.
uppe Ia what way. my dear' Mrs.
lligbuppc- Why, be always axis il our
baby cries. As Il We bad one Of those
old fashioned babics'
While the two ladies are talking
over The telephone sott blinking Is
heard. Somebody is on the wire. says
one. Yes, somebody is listening 10 rs.
says the other. think il is thai Mrs
Dyzit, who blondines her hair. IN
deed q u mott comes IN a third voice
And, besides. ! would have yon know
my hair is perfectly natural. SO therel
Hello. old mani exclaimed Dudley
At The literary circle reception. It's
pleasant surprise 10 meet you here.
Good OF you b. say 50. Old chap. re
piled Brown. YES, You see, was
AFRAID ! ~onldn't find anybody but
bright and calturrd people here.
wha, do yon think happenedi Tell
Il. Conductor saw me running after
tbs car. aud be held il tall caugh, il.
What do yon think Of lhats What do
! ihink OF itf Why. ! think u's The
incest original lIc I've heard Tor hong
time. Good work. old man.
Mr.. stubb -Iohn. / have some old
novels thought about donating 10 the
home for Disabled sailors. Here ia one
intensely interesting 10 the Grst chap
Ter dating fiery argument the hero,
rod bot siih anger. rushes at the vi
lain with blazing eyas Then the herr.
ine. wilh glowing cheeks Mr. stabb
Hold on, Maria, That's nci appro
pirate reading for Disabled sailors. You
bad better send il down ~ the home
Tor retired hremen Gee, such a novel
A. that needs q lire exunguisher with
every chapter
Well. is there anything nea. novel
or ini.resiingf inquiries our friend the
theatrical manager NJ We cutter the
neatly ba, DOT gandily appointed Office.
Nothing much. We reply. except that
nes star has bern discovered, refer. I
ring, o. course, 10 the new planet thai
has been found shmeghere the other 1
other side q Nep,nne Nc9 start BIZ
asks, Ho~'s shaii li's uea star.
bat Il Is 20 taf away they cant ser il
hanphl Another of slase shskespsar.
can aetors, suppose.
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