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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05
RIFTW0oD

The trend is toward soft places for
the idlers.-Dallas News.
Yes. toward more soft drinks places.
The best way to cure vain man is
TO let him see somebody else strutting
around like a peacock
Opportunity is like an automobile
dom see Its number dangling teasingly
behind until IT is disappearing away
snii Hing is is I taught. FOR Instructors
they must have a bunch OF these
Pretty expensive hotel isn't it?'
Il should say so--if the proprietor
has instructions 70 put IT In the BILL
when youth rocks the boat and the
ter off. as she might have lived and
married the idiot.
Miss Antiqas: I have just reached
Mr. Bachelor. You didn't strain
yourself reaching did your
How would you like to be the wealth;
erman27 When he desires change OF
climate all he has to DO is dish II up
A spoon and dish usually go to-
i oW e e 0as to So Spoon with ash
faced girl.
so you are really George Washing.
toms only genuine body servantg
"Yaas, indeedy. boss, when he rid to
the capitol to-pe inaugurated l WIZ ds
one what cranksd up his antomobest"
The wrights are getting big. none,
from the government at space" rates
The funny thing about 1t is that the
Legislature takes-ttss self perfectly Sc
rtous.
Don't you think. major, that the ex-
Lsaef Sreat ta ses 81 he pe an
"Psrha ps. sab. perhaps repiied Ma
your conscieneeY'
Very true, sab. very true. but you
must remember sr Der tnas me o wee small
ID completely drowned by the loud me-
tallic and ringing tones OF four big sill
yer dollars day, sah--na, ma, ha--
drink"
Thaw has acknowledged that he was
Tpon THIS tbs ad@ission as san much as any
thing else the court may decide him
insane.
While aviators aviate
And legislatures legislate,
Wen try to keep from sighin' and
we'll hum little SONG
+ While women's rats are ratified
And with this life they're. satisfied.
Wen try to rest contented but we
know the worlds gone wrong
The English continent awaits with
breathleSs Impotence to see If Alfred
Austin will celebrate Teddy's hunting
trip In rhyme.
Walter Wellman will find the pole
Harry T9aw,li reach freedoms goal
Tiilmaa ana Teddy will sit down 20
Montgomery IL be wet and sell beer
wetumpka win run that electric line
Some day.
The Birmingham team will learn ia
play ball.
A travelling man win be without gall.
Mobile to prohib,tiou will get recon
Pickett Springs park will be finished
and each pessimist in this country will
smile
Some day.
Bryan will sit in the presidents chair.
Some day.
Women win cease to wear bushels of
hair.
Some day.
Montgomery chappies will cease to
And rubber at pretty girls. as they
The legislature may even adjourn
P. II. A.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

done By those who came before ~.
We never see one OF these. old houses
being demolished that we DO not feel
as If every plank and timber In Il
would like 10 cry out against their de-
stroysrs. But this fast axe cares little
for the memories OF the past.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

The name of a Chinese assassin who
lately committed murder 10 given as
wung Bow Cheung. and he Is said to
be insane. No wonder. with that
name.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

Now there will be some more talk.
Mr. Bryan's Commoner refers to cer-
tain prominent contemporary as The
Charleston IN CO. News and Courier"
viii North or South Carolina kick
hardest7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

The extra session of Congress is
drawing to Close" remarks The CO.
lumbus Ledger. Yes. to quote from
Pope, this extra session like wound
ed snake. drags Its slow length
along"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05
Borlns tor on In wakes.

II may not be generally known. ex-
cept to those directly interested ana
people who live close by the welL new.
erthe1ss It is true that company 10
now busily engaged boring for oil at
a point near Berry. on the Southern
Railway. in Fayette County. The con-
tract is for 3,0o0.foot well. and the
contractors have already gone down
1900 feet It IL understood that the
Company thus engaged 10 composed or
Birmingham men ostensibly. but really
Constitute q subsidiary branch OF the
Standard Oil Company.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

The Atlanta Constitution makes IAN
appeal to the sane majority" refer
ring to the Georgia Legislature. 0eei
Does anybody. expect sane majority
in a legislative body these days7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05
Wtfot he 9t1se Papers
@ ,2g; led. f,ssA

TiiS f.f wa 44sieg~-
The Governors friends. who once SO
tor boosts. Their time 10 taken up in
explanations
Warning to the Farmer
The peonase laws and the gradual
encroachment OF the boil weevif 10 our
section, sounds note of warning to
the farmer His Intelligence and ex-
%nss prepare to now face the
they come, and be prepared to meet
and combat them when they do. It 10
now authoritatively stated that the
boil weevil is as near as jackson, Miss
Taking the Blame Too.
The Governor tells the legislators
waa else ssv aid rG mot sso MSS
the deficit now facing the State. where
little little oyer two years there herr, was ssvs
done the masters bidding and he now
seeks to compliment you on IL that you
and not he may reap the blame that
history will heap upon the acts per-
formed
The Hypnotic Hand.
Demopolis Times.
1t Is passing strange with what ye'
hemence that political question proht-
bition and little Brooksie's name, IL
taken In vain. can move some of our
otherwise level-headed and conserva.
tive contemporaries to frantic unrea-
sonable passion, One esteemed coun-
ty paper. The Thomaston Post reads
the great old Advertiser. VINO for forty
years, or more, has pointed out to the
three column lecture. because she told
her readers of the terrible mistakes,
II you please that Brooksie had made
In his criticism Of the Supreme. Court
edited. and newsy paper. too much so
to get frantic about the present wave
of hysteria. The hypnotic hand of
has brushed Sssky
The Post.
A Good Suggestion.
Alexander City outlook.
county fair and stock and poultry show
be held in Alexander City next October
should meet with the approval Of every
p SsSih has o always favored ' such am
enterprise. The people Of this part Of
liable display Of farm products and
display Of this kind would work up
strong sentiment for better stock and
cattle cattle and for 2 grsatSr variety OF
fessionai men would no doubt be ready
to contribute cheerfully to an enter
prise Of this kind. A three days. fair
could be profitably and pleasantly
spent in Alexander City eveEy year. 4
day could be set aside for Farmers
Day" and another for "Qood Roads
Day" and still another for an Eduea-
tional Rally. A few first class attrac-
tions for the diversion of the crowds
would be in order. and the displays OF
our merchants and manufacturers
would be a valuable asset. Let our
Commercial Club and Farmers Union
and all progressive citizens join hands
for fair OF this kind.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

wonder II thew make moonshine
out Of kerosene down in prohibition
Alabama?" rumlnates a Virginia
brother. Well. why not? II they can
transform 1t into butter why not
make genuine moonshiue booze Of itT
want q drinkf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

Poor old Mexico is having some hard
lines these days In the way Of shak-
ing up.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

"Aldrich is CLEVER" an exchanE~
thinks. Yes: to quote from one Of
Dick ems characters he's tough. and
devilish slv"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

The country IL going TO see some
unnrecedented politics next year. There
with be such performances as Demo
cratic Senators making speeches IN Ia
yor OF Republican candidates for Con
Eress; and then. on the other SIDE
there win be found leaders t Ct the ot bsr
ieaders of thai party ought to be de-
feated. There viii be, from present
Indications. such a smashing 81 party
traditions and party dividing lineS as
has not been known since 1860
Granting that The Times is correct
a. to the country at large. we have
the consolation of feeling that things
can't be much worse In Alabama than
they now are. There Is at least
hope that calm reason and sound iudg-
ment may once more get control OF
the State and its affairs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

II Taft should veto the tariff bill,
when 1t reaches him will Congress ad-
journ ana go home in disgust7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

We haven't heard anything Of Car
rife Nation In quite a while. 10 1t
possible she has gone out Of bust
nessf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05
sworn CIRCULATION.

xhe figures for June printed below Ispr.
cent the actual net circulation Al tesAhA'
having been deducted. .~.... a..
The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees ~
advertisers land makes II part o. the an :
Hon 70 larger than that OF any mosni ~.
newEpaper printed in AlabamA-ena snn. ~,
sunday edition has the larges. $1,000 IN
% any edition OF any newspepef bss~ '
Alabama withont exception.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05
Chief shiny ReniEns.

Chicago. Aug 4.--George NJ Shippy'
chief of police Of Chicago, In letter
received by Mayor Russo today ten
ders his resignation on the grounds
OF i'll health.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

The Conquest o. the Mosquito.
Frank Marshall white II Harper's
Weekly.
are talking Of erecting a Monument 10
the striped-iegged MOSQUITO. the saw
age Culex soficitans. that, besides
driving away no one can compute how
many potential residents. has hither-
- de life burden luring the sum-
.hilsisd the anophelIs, its malaria
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

The washington Times turns Its
proxnosticater forward and thus pre-
diets:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

C. Z rinigan, Circulation Manager OF The
montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn.
re foregoing statement OF The Adver-
tiserss circulation for the month OF June,
1893. Il true and correct. and complied after
ali returns from news boys news agents.
spelled and left over copies have been de-
W,cfed c. I. FINTGAN,
Circulation Manager.
sworn TO and subscribed before me this
@ssA w RIGA ALEXANDER.
Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

Mauila.---An effort was made recently
IN American railroad bniiders to tn-
Auce workmeu IRON the denssiy popu-
lated tslAnd Of Cebu to 20 over 70
the thiniy populated Island Of Panay'
where GOOD wares were prcmssea.
They declined upon the ground that
there might be trouble between them
selves and the residents OF Panay. This
IL one OF the many illustrations Of the
ssparateness OF the various peoples
In the Philippines. In one island. or
A one section Of an island. there are
vast areas Of rich soil with little pop
ulatfon. In another . denss popula-
ton practices intensive agricuiture
upon every available acre. One tribe
is nomadic. another has been sta
tionafy hill people since before the
spanish conquest. Before there can
be q phiiippine nation. these various
pe6ples must be made into one.
The different tribes with which "
United states has 10 deal In the Pf
ippifies range from the most pr1m,
savages to the nations which enjo'
marked degree OF culture wher
esllan landed at Butuan, . itp q
than quarter OF . centur,
Columbus discovered Amerac
the exception OF the aborigb
dwarf blacks, the Fflipinose ~
Malay stock, with the 20 y
tion OF the lndonesians.
ably Of Caucasian origf s
the purely nativs str ks re sf
Chineee and Spanish H.-o.i@. -
Msstixos. The Nest sJs ide .ng4ai
wealthy end influens "A I.nos' u. %
are also alb out 6o.ef &c u hious
In the islands, bu, ne ssr ~ lus3D
law prevents thu paPpst ~.
Ing recruited III q F9a e.
-.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-05

riia t.f s'xf's 44leB~.
The Governors friends. who once So
proudly boosted him, have now no time
Tor boosts. Their time 10 taken up In
explanations
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
Stearns' Headache Waters

appoint conference committee whose
duty it should be to confer with the
chair with regard to the appointment
of a permanent committee who should
attend to the details of the celebration.
The chair appointed as a conference
committee W. H. Babbitt, Mrs. w w.
Hall, J. w. Francis and Daniel Logan.
The chair mentioned that it would
be fine thing if the cavalry at Leile-
hua could be included in the parade of
February Il.
j. G. Davis thought that there was
no need of a very complex program.
An Grafton and singing by the school
children, would be about all that need
be included in the program.
Commandant Rees thought that four
or five snappy orations would be better
than one long one.
A. NJ. Merrill was in favor of having
the celebration in two sections, one con-
sisting of the parade and the speeches
in the open air, and the other of meaty
speeches in the evening in one of the
local halls.
The meeting then adjourned and the
conference committee met and appoint
ed a committee of management consist,
ing of Governor Frear, honorary chair
man; A L. c. Atkinson, active chair
man: Major Dunning and C. Fl. Dickey.
This committee will appoint subcom-
niittees to suit themselves.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
A CELEBRATION
OF MUCH CLASS
Continued from Page One.)

Continued from Page One.)
for the transportation of school chill
dren from the outlying districts.
The chair thought that the children
of schools in the vicinity Of the Capitol
grounds would be sufficient for the cele-
bration. If, however, others were need
ed, money could be raised to pay their
fare on the cars.
Prof Scott said that while the school
children would constitute very proper
auxiliary he thought it would be well
before doing anything else to outline
the main feature of the celebration.
He was in favor of speeches by men
who had made study of the life Of
Lincoln, on the general characteristics
and sterling qualities of the man.
Commandant Rees said that he would
be happy to help the project along in
any way which might be considered
appropriate. He would send the 400
men under his command to take part
in the celebration. The thing to do
was to get the people interested. 1t
would be good plan to get half a
dozen gentlemen of some distinction to
address the multitude assembled, on the
general topic of Lincoln.
The chair thought that it would be
nice to have boy or girl recite Lin
coin S favorite poem or his Gettysburg
address.
Commandant Rees remarked that the
poem might be all right but that he
was in favor of having the Gettysburg
address shouted by man with fog
horn voice so that it could be heard
all over town.
J. G. Davis suggested that someone
move the appointment of committees
on ways and means and the program
Commandant Rees thought that the
first thing to be done was to get the
public interested so that large repre-,
sentation of citizens might be obtained
for the next meeting.
w. H. Babbitt moved that the chair
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
NEW HOSPITALS FOR THE
TREATMENT OF LEPROSY
Amendments to Remedy Several Defects in the
Leprosy Law Will Be introduced by
Attorney General.

man. Under the proposed amendment,
the Board of Health will probably be
given the right, in case of emergency,
to choose the third physician.
1t is also proposed in the amendment
to provide for new hospitals for the
treatment of patients in this city be-
fore they are taken to Kalaupapa 1t
is proposed to include an appropria-
ton of money for the construction and
maintenance of these hospitals, which
will be built along the most advanced
scientific lines.
At present, the rooms in use at the
Kalihi Receiving Station are not ade-
quate for the work which should be
done there. DR.. Brinckerhoff is con-
Quoting experiments at the station,
using part of the Federal appropri-
alton, which 1T was recently decided
could be used outside of Molokai This
fund, however, can not be used in the
Quitting of laboratory, and expert
ments are handicapped until suitable
workroom is secured.
This is one of the important things
to which Governor Frear is giving his
attention. Attorney General Hemen.
way, in all probability, will draft the
amendment to remedy the leprosy law
as it now stands
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20

Doing away with all the objection
able features, as far as possible, an
amendment to the present leprosy law
will probably be introduced at the
coming session of the Legislature by
Attorney General Hemenway. The law
will admit of no loose construction,
and will give the Territory supervision
over all suspects.
Under the recent decision of the Su-
preme Court of the Territory, in the
case of Anamalia Maunakea, it is
doubtful if the authorities have the
right to hold any person suspected of
having the disease of leprosy. 1t has
been found that, under the law as it
stands, the question is all up to the
person under suspicion. If this person
wishes to make trouble. he may refuse
to choose physician for examination.
The law now provides for one examin-
ing physician to be chosen by the
Board of Health, one by the patient,
and the third by the first two chosen.
As in the case of Anamalia Mauna-
kea. in which the patient chose DIR.
Atcherley as her physician, the two
first named may not agree on the third
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
HONOLULU'S WIRELESS
EXC|TEs JAPAN's ENVY

The Gala. A. Isbell, superinten,
dent of all the wireless stations in the
Hawaiian Islands, was passenger on
the steamer Lurline, which arrived here
early yesterday morning, and is the
authority for the statement that the
little brown men desire to improve their
wireless system with the use of Amer
lean manufactured apparatus.
IsbeI said yesterday that Japan s de,
sire is result of the interception in
this city and Honolulu of messages 60
ing from one island in the Mikado 3
kingdom to another.
"When the news became public that
San Francisco and Honolulu were able
to hear Japan talking and that the lat
ter was not able to hear US member
of the japanese embassy at Washing
ton Immediately began to negotiate for
the use of the improved receivers, said
Isbell. "Just how far they have pro-
crossed I could not say, but they may
ultimately be successful. When they
are able to receive messages from the
Pacific Coast and the stations on the
Sodot Inotdii SbiouScI dppd-
ratus we will get the daily happenings
in Japan by wireless.
Isbell is on visit to his home in the
east. When out 500 miles from Mono
lulu he received a wireless message
that travelled all the way from New
York, a total distance of 700 miles,
counting the various hands through
which it passed
The wireless telephone system is now
being installed throughout the Ha.
waiian Islands. Conversation has al
ready been established for distance
of II miles, Isbell is well known on
the Coast. He was formerly general
manager of the Massie wireless teIe-
graph Company and equipped many
vessels on the Coast with the appara,
tus. He came west on the steamship
President, which was the first merchant
vessel to be equipped with wireless.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
BOYS SCHOOL
BRASS BAND
Industrial Institution Has a
Splendid Musical Or
ganization.

The annual report Of the Boys In
dustrial School at Waialee, Oahu, has
been made to Superintendent of Public
Instruction W. H. Babbitt by T. H.
Gibson, the superintendent of the
school One of the most interesting
features of the .,e'.cft is that concern
ing the brass band which has been or
gained at the school. Gibson reports
that, starting in with ten pieces on
January 3 of last year, the musical or
ganization has now increased to eigh-
teen pieces. For a school band, eigh-
teen pieces is unusually large, a4d SIS
pecially in an institution where the
number of scholars does not exceed
$50 During the past year 149 boys
have been quartered at the Industrial
School
In connection with the report on the
band, Mr.. Gibson takes occasion to
thank Hon. W. T. Rawlins, who was
instrumental in securing the necessary
funds for the purchase of the band in
struments, and Captain Berger, who
has devoted considerable of his time
to training the youngsters. A string
band has also been started. The school
now has five violins, and other string
instruments have been ordered
Included in the report is a plea for
better and larger dormitories for the
Industrial School. Gibson states that
the crowded quarters now in use by
force of circumstances have a very bad
moral and physical influence on the
boys. Sarah Dexter, matron of the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
DOCTORS MUST
MAKE REPORT

Continued From Page One.)
The matter will be taken up by that
department, as it is proposed to i'm
press upon the members of the med
zeal fraternity the necessity Of re-
porting all such cases. The books of
the Board of Health, which are sup
posed to contain the record of all per-
sons dying in the Territory, are de-
fieient in this particular Registrar
Lawrence states that it is hard to keep
track of everything and everyone in
the outlying districts, but this viii be
remedied as much as possible by the
action of the Attorney General.
81 will have recourse to the law, if
it is found necessary, in the enforce
ment of the regulations for the health
conditions of the Islands, said At
torney General Hemenway. every
case of contagious disease is supposed
TO be reported to the Board of Health
Immediately upon it's discovery by
physician, and if it is found that the
law providing for this is being disre-
"arded I will take measures to en-
force it. The present case will be in
vestlgated thoroughly.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-01-20
FOUNDED IN HONOUR.
No doubt you have seen in t

No doubt you have seen in the
papers such announcements as
this concerning some medicine or
other: /" II, on trial, you write
that this medicine has done you
no good we will refund your
money" Now, we have never
had reason to speak in that way
concerning the remedy named in
this article. In a trade extern
ding throughout the world, no.
body has ever complained that
our medicine has failed, or asked
for the return of his money. The
public never grumbles at hon
estly and skillfully made bread,
or at a medicine which really
and actually does what it was
made to do. The foundations of
WAMPOLE'S PREPARATION
are laid in sincerity and honour,
the knowledge of which on the
part of the people explains its
popularity and success. There is
nothing to disguise or conceal.
1t was not dreamed out, or dis
covered by accident; it was sta
died out, on the solid principles
of applied medical science. It is
palatable as honey and contains
all the curative properties OF
pure Cod Liver Oil, extracted
by us from fresh cod livers,.
combined with the Compound
Syrup of Hypophosphites and
the Extracts of Malt and Wild
Cherry. This remedy is praised
by all who have employed it
in any of the diseases it is rec
commended to relieve and cure.
and is effective from the first
dose. In Anemia, General De-
bility, Influenza, and all Throat
and Lung Troubles, it is a spe-
cltic. DR.. Thos. Hunt Stucky
says: "The continued use of t
IN my practice, convinces me
that it is the most palatable,
least nauseating, and best prep
aratlon now on the market. "
You can take it with the assur-
ance of getting well. One bottle
proves its value. " It cannot dis
appoint YOU" Sold by chemists,