The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-06
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hello ana be certain OF no g.. one s1 saying inx
/ the line 10 busy 10 when you say
hello TO an echo on in the hills sorns-
| where.
1 :. Whether a man be hunting the
North polar bear or the African lion
he doesn't pay half as much attention
20 the powder magazines these days as
ne does the magazines OF the publish
The Flying putchman-ths one
bucket Of beer.
- seautiful women have no mental
forth DO very careful when you cali
A milwaukee. man has discovered
punishment he ought to be made to
Richard Croker again announces
That man has more last farewelIs
Fiye-cent theater. has been opened
In Mombasa. No doubt for the pur-.
yeit's hunting feats By means Of NOV
| ing pictures.
I've Nsw s yssk thieves have been
sn qR o senss wssa yo a1r ssss
all you should steal something at least
represented by six figures. It will
not 60 half as hard with you.
covered in the tsriff bill. As usual
We presume the trusts will draw
them.
you would run over for me-" said the
impecunous but persistent young au-,
thor.
will be glad to run over 1t; he has
run over everything in range since 1
bought the machine" replied the face
tious publisher.
Car OF Russia and Kaiser of Ger
many are to have q meeting. this
month. Can't Teddy be persuaded to
aaHs sns dss S,g garnn srs for YOU'D
then be something doing.
Georgia preacher observes that
"the man who swears the loudest isn't
son Snowfall heard it he said: 'Dey's
men In my church des de same way.
dey .prays to high heben an shouts
friendly shadders OBJ night fail dey is
so restless dey KANT hardly wait to
git to de nearest hen roostr
oklahoma man got two days in. jail
Ssrs Be- VINO Win say that man oasSs
to have received q gold medal instead
swinpurne. the last of the great
Il in the poetry business, however.
He inherited I.
FOOD is so high these days that
fellow has to jump up in the air to
George AIDE and Chancellor Day are
just back from foreign tours. The
world will now go on uninterruptedly.
sixty-nve cents of every dollar Of
national revenue goes for wars OF the
past or in preparation for wars OF the
future. on peace, sweet peace. thou
Time must be money to the aver
aEe debtoE-he pays his debts with
some girls can play a. Beethoven, I,
sonata on the piano when they are
too lazy to dust OF the keys. s,-s's
They say: siris, can.f throw straight
but when they throw chances at the
bog. they usually hit the mark all
2 Sometimes round steak makes q
square. meal and costs . round sum
too. 1t may be added.
The best receipe for managing
husband ~ ,,;nS is to feed him well and trust
- as
You. can make an awful hit with a
big rich two-hundred pound woman
BY calling her poor little thing once
Just before fellow and q girl are
something to say about them; after
gotten, unless he or she deviates
little from the straight path of vtr-
tue, and get to running around with
other people more than they ought
60. then there Is talk a plenty.
Illinois WIN soon have a law that
KIN deSlaEs VOID al Leases Which pro-
sensible law; it doesn't seem right or
Just to deprive the world of children
any more than 1t would be to dispel
all the sunshine and shatter all the
roses.
chorus lady can command a good
figure IL she has one, and that's q
bare fact. -
When two women who hate eacn
other rush UP and kiss IL doesn't mean
affection necessarily these days; t
may mean that they are trying to give
each other a microba.
r
a. Life Is made up Of Disappointment
and appointments for the ONCE SEEK
ars whose party is in power.
y =
Parson SNOWFALL says: de back
bone OBJ de administration. am de kind
dat goes wild spare ribs" The par
son ought to know. as he lives In Ala
bama and usually gets his share in the
cold hog killing days.
Mr., Taft got up and left a WASH
tngton theatre the other night be-
cause the play was naughty. The
President will stand for q good deal
"Gve women credit" yeils sufr-
ragette. Yes. give 'em credit enough
and department store In town.
About This Time,
When the perfumed breezes are drift
An there's not a cloud in the blue.
When the Sound comes low an lazily
OF the slow, dull buzzin' OF the bee.
When the rippiin' stream goes laugh-
As IL runs in 10y to meet the sea.