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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
MARINE NEWS.

Port Eads, La. March 2I.-Arrived: Steamers Miguel NJ. Pinillos (Span) , Ugarte. Barcelona, Porto Rico and Ha- Jvana; Sikh (Br.). Atkinson. Port Tam rsW Oracabessa (Br.). Larsen. Bocas del dDdro; Hiram (NorD, Johannessen. Puerto Cortez
 Sailed: Steamers Molina (Nor.). liar aldsen. Puerto Mexico. Vera Cruz and Tampico via Texas City; Matina (Br.D. Marcushook; Elmont. Woodward, New York; Engineer (Br), Llewellyn, Ant werp.
 Galveston, Tex, March 21.-5Arrived: Steamers Inkum (Br), McKegg, Liver pool.
 ~ Sailed: Penrith Castle (Br.), Smith, Antwerp via Port Arthur.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
0PELIKA TO ENTERTAIN
 K. P. DISTRICT CONVENTION

Opelika. March 21.-(Special. )-The Following program has been arranged for the District Pythian Convention that Is to be held in Opelika, Monday March 22. Monday Afterneon.
 Assemble at Damon Lodge No. 14, K. of P. at o'clock.
 Opening Convention in due form. Address of welcome on behalf of tho City of Opelika, by pr. J. c. Palmer. Address of welcome on behalf of Damon Lodge No. H. K. of P. Hon. Reed B. Barnes.
 Response to addresses of welcome by }1on. F. P. Nichols.
 Calling convention to order by J..B Rylance. president.
 Reading minutes of last District Convention.
 Enrolling delegates,
 Reports of presidents of districts and District Deputy Grand Chancellor.
 Report of lodges
 Report of standing committees.
 Good of the order.
 Exemplifcation of secret work by Thomas D. Sanford, Grand Chancel- Tor.
 Adjournment
 Evening Session.
 Invitation of candidates in first and second ranks
 Presentation of veterans jewels by Grand Chancellor T. D. Sanford to J. B. Greene, W. H. Melton, NJ. A. Mead ows, N. P. Renfro and Isaac Hyman Social meetings and refreshments in Castle Hall and extemporaneous speeches by local and visiting knights.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
GA RUBBERNECK AUTO.

Birmingham. March 21.-(special.)- Seeing Birmingham" will be a fla miliar sign on big "Rubberneck" au- tomobile which is to be brought here shortly.
 Robert Vance has gone to Chicago to inspect big sight Seeing" automo- bile which Is being constructed there to be used in Birmingham. The auto- mobile will be capable of hauling twenty people at a time. IL is intend ed to make something like two trips a day about the city and immediate su- burbs and then make a trip to and from Shades Mountain, summer re- sort that Is being built up on Red Mountain, several miles from the city near Hale Springs
 Several thousand dollars will be spent In the enterprise and it is believed to be venture that will prove profitable. But few of these cars are being op- erated in Southern cities so far
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
NEW sKY-sCRAPER.
Work of RaisinG the Steel win Re-
 S Gtm TOday.

8bm TO0ay.
 Birmingham. March 21.-(Special. )- Work starts Monday on the steel rais- ing on the Empire Building. the sev- enteen story structure that is to go up on the northwest corner of First Av- enue and Twentieth Street here.
 The foundations have been finished. Considerable delay was experienced by the bad weather that has prevailed for weeks and by the solid bed of rock that was encountered. The contrac- tors announce that the steel raising on the seventeen stories will not take much longer than five weeks from the start It is further announced that all the material such as brick, glass, terra cotta. and plumbing goods. are on hand while the inside fixevres. such as blinds, sashes,- marble and, other things are on the way and Just as soon as the same are needed. they will be here. The building Is to be ready for occupancy by September list and there will be a hustle put on to do tlfe work The same contractors have the construction of the Chamber of Commerce in hand which has already progressed some way.
 A record is to be broken in erecting the Empire building.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
SCHOOL TEACHER ARREsTru. Charged With Sending Collections a bIe
 Letters Throuxh MniIn

Chicago, March 21.--Miss Nina A. Pattee. school teacher. 30 years old Is under arrest by the Federal author. ities charged with sending objection able letters through the mails She was sent to the detention hospital Jas night for examination.
 I Is charged that she wrote to the Governor of each State saying that President Taft was to resign and that he, with ex-President Roosevelt. was to come to Chicago to be "ordained. /" In letters addressed to prominent ciergymen she wrote:
 ''Pontius Pilate became Theodore Roosevelt.
 Abel was Ethan Allen and is now George Cortelyou.
 David lived 1000 times. David is now John D. Rockefeller.
 William J. Bryan was once Ezra and later became Andrew Jackson"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
WRECK NEAR FAYETTEVILLE.
Three Freight Cars Torn Up, But No
 One Hurt.

Sylacauga, March 21.-(Special.)- )- A wreck on the Louisville and Nash vile Railroad near Fayetteville Fri day caused a delay of several hours of all trains on that road. No one was hurt in the wreck and the only dam age was two or three freight cars torn up. .
 The ladies of Sylacauga met this week and organized city beautiful society. with Mrs. A. K. Mcleod. Pres ident: Mrs. J. w. Brown, Treasurer: and Mrs. T J. Mathews. Correspondine Secrtary. The purpose of the organ ization is to encourage the beautifyinR of the city.
 A J. Kent, who has been in the hospital at Birmingham for several weeks has sufficiently recovered to return home.
 The heavy rains have retarded all farm work in this section for a mum. Der of days.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22

Democratic Executive Committee of his resignation in order that the latter may call for the nomination in the approaching primaries of some man to All the position. MT. Reilly states in his letter of resignation. that he is a candidate for mayor and he does not believe in holding on to one once and running for another.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
Adjournment.
 Evening Session
To Drive Out Malaria

To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build Up the System. Take tho Old Standard GROVES TASTE LESS CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle. showing 1t is simply Quin- inc and Iron in tasteless form. and the most effectual form. For grown people and children. 500. -0
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22

caused a weakness and broken down condition of the system. l read so much ofwhat Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound had done for other suffering women I felt sure it would help me, and I must say it did help me wonderfully. My Dains all left me I
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
DECLINE INVITATION
NAVAL OFFICIALS WON'T VISIT
 PENSACOLA NAVY YARD.
The Invitation Was Extended to Ad- miral Dewey and Secretary Meyer by the Two Florida
 Senators.

Pensacola, Fla. March 21.---(Specialo "A letter received by the Chamber of Commerce from Senators Taiiaferro and Fletcher state that Secretary or the Navy Meyer and Admiral Dewey have declined the invitation extended by the commercial body to pay visit to the Pensacola navy yard at the ex- pense of the local organization, which would have placed a private car at the disposal of the two naval ofiicials.
 Secretary Meyer told the Senators that he appreciated the invitation and would make the trip. but that he had just gone into office and every moment of his time Is necessary to attend to department business. and 1t is there fore impossible for him to leave Wash ington at the present time. though he signified his intention of paying a visit some time in the near future. when he will look into the affairs of the yard. According to advices from Washing ton no further moves will be made to close the- navy yard and the work will he continued as at present with Possibility of shops being assigned here in a few months.
 E Final Services Held.
 The last of the services to be con- 'ducted at the Gadsden Street Metho- dist chuch by the Epwoth League was that of tonight and immense congrega- tion was present to conclude one of the most successful series of meetings ever attempted by the Epworth leag- uers. An excellent program was rendered. including a cornet solo ana male quartette. which was excellent The meetings have been in progress tor the past week.
 Alderman Reilly Resigns.
 Hon. Frank Reilly, who has been al- Herman from precinct No. 13 for the bAa A~.I Lr tgnation. effective June 3, and has re- suesteI the mayor to notify fhe City |
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
WANTS HER
 LETTER
 PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who Suffer from Female Ills

Minneapolis, Minn.--"I was a great sufferer from female troubles which
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-22
Final Services Held.
Alderman ReiIIy Re.Irp..

Hon. Frank Reilly. who has been all Herman from precinct No. 13 for the past eight years. has rendered his res tgnation. effective June 3. and has re- suested the mayor to notify the City
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-13

Naturally this subject is of considerable import; it is our aim and desire to sell groceries at the You surely will agree with us in this endeavor. price possible, it is necessary to be able to buy and what to buy. The buying end of a grocer important. as on this department alone depends the establishment. We pride ourselves on be- have demonstrated this fact, and you know the in the eating"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Opposes Central Bank Plan.

Elizabeth, N. CHARLES N. Fowler,
congressman from the Fifth New Jer-
sey district and former chairman Of
the house committee on banking and
currency, has addressed an open let.
ter to Senator Nelson w. Aldrich OF
Rhode Island, chairman of the none
tary commission created by congress,
and also chairman of the finance com.
mittee OF the senate, challenging him
to Joint debate in enc or more cities
on the subject Of central bank. Mr..
Fowler writes that he is opposed to
the establishment of . central bank.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Pinchot's Fish Story.

When Clifford Pinchot returned to
Washington from the west he was
visited by score or more OF anxious
correspondents. They all expected
some expression from the chief for.
ester on the Pinchot-Ballinger row.
Nothing Of the sort was forthcoming,
however. Finally one OF the CORE.
spondents noticed that Mr.. Pinchot
had finger bandaged.
what happened to your finger?''
he asked.
ooh, that big fish bit It," replied
Pinchot.
you mean" replied the facetious
one, that Ballinger bit 1t when you
offered to shake hands with him at
Salt Lake"
But Pinchot stuck to his fish story.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
CURED ITCHING HUMoR.
Big, Painful Swelllnes Broke and Did
Not Heal-Suffered Years.
Tortures Yield to Cuticura.

little black swellings were scat
tered over my face and neck and they
would leave little black scars that
would itch so l couldn't keep from
scratching them. Larger swellings
would appear and my clothes would
stick to the sores. Invent to doctor.
but the trouble only got worse. BY
this time 1t was all over my arms and
the upper part of my body in swellings
as large as dollar. 1t was so pain
full that I could not bear to lie on my
back. The second doctor stopped the
swellings, but when they broke the
places would not heal. I bought set
of the Cuticura Remedies and in less
than a week some of the places were
nearly well. continued until had
used three sets. and now am sound
and well. The disease lasted three
years. o. L. Wilson, Puryear, Tenn,
Feb. 8, 1905"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Their ADVANTAGES.

$50 you have made up your mind to
be specialist. What line are you 60
ing to take up?"
81 don't know. ! have been consid-
ering various advantages in different
branches. A chiropodist can general
ly get foothold, no matter how bad
business is; manicurist has usually
something on hand; beauty doctor
can usually play skin game and an
eye and ear doctor can often get a
hearing when there is anything In
sight. l haven't dwelt on the posi-
bilities of throat specialists and den
lists or hair experts, because the two
former always look down in the mouth
and the latter may get but bald liv
ing or be expected to dye for his pa
tients. Baltimore American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
REbELS WIN BATTLE
NIcARAGuAN INSURGENTS DE.
FEAT GOVERNMENT FORCES
IN FIERCE FIGHT.
Victory Of Little Band VIII Have the
Effect Of Bringing Additional
Reinforcements to Their
Standard.

Bluefields, Nicaragua-The tug
Blanca which arrived here from Grey
ton brings news of the first important
tattle of the revolution.
General Chamorro's forces fought an
engagement on Friday with 1000 Of
President Zelayas troops at point
below Boca San Carlos ON the San
Juan river.
The revolutionists won a decisive
victory, 100 of the government troops
being killed and 800 wounded. Gen.
eral Chamorro's losses were slight.
The insurgents captured two Krupp
siege guns and 400 rifles.
The defeat doubtless will have a
deterrent effect on recruiting for the
government service at Managua, and
is likely also to bring additiCad. RIA.
forcements to the standard OF the In
| surgents.
The steamer Yulu, belonging to the
Emery company, also has reached
here with the details OF the capture OF
the revolutionists at Cape Gracios
| Adios. This port was easily taken
not more than five or six men being
killed and small number wounded
This gives the revolutionists control
of the entire Atlantic coast
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Try This In November.

Thousands upon thousands of fam.
lilies who have not been regular eat
ers Of Quaker Oats will begin on the
first of November and eat Quaker
Oats once or twice every day for thirty
days of this month; the result in
good health and more strength and
vigor will mean that every other
month in the year will find them doing
the same thing.
Try it! Serve Quaker Oats plenti.
fully and frequently for the thirty
days of November and leave off cor
responding amount of meat and greasy
foods. You'll get more health, more
vigor and strength than you ever got
in thirty days of any other kind OF
eating.
While you are trying this see that
the children get full share.
Quaker Oats Is packed in regular
size packages and large size family
packages.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Justice Rufus Peckham Dead.

Albany. N. Y.-Rufus Peckham, JUS
tice OF the United States Supreme
court, died at his summer home at
Altamont at S:15 o'clock Sunday
night. Justice Peckham was a Demo
crat, and before taking seat on the
bench gave considerable attention to
politics in New York. He was born in
Albany, N. Y, Noevmber 8, 1888, and
had been on, the bench, state and fed
eral, for twenty-six years. He came
from the court Of appeals of his ma
tive state
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30

1he SLadN MFn.

We'd like to write little rhyme
about the steady man, who keeps on
pegging all the time and does the
best he can; the man who early goes
to work and doesn't get home till late;
nor ever try to shirl1 in order to be
great There are some fellows who
will try to do their business tricks
and have finger in the pie of city
politics; they try to put on lots of
style and play a heavy role. and in
a little bit o. while you find them in
a hole! | like the man of steady pace
his system l admire; he has no wild
desire to place more irons in the fire.
Los Angeles Express.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
River Rose Sixty Feet.

Manila-Some storm records were
broken in the recent typhoon which
crossed northern Luzon and the Ben
guet mountains. Eighteen inches Of
rain Iell in nIne hours and twentvsiy
inches fell in the twenty-four hours
the storm lasted. The Bued river rose
sixty feet. The wind gauge at the OBJ
servatory broke when the wind at
tanned velocity Of ninety-five miles
an hour. 1t Is estimated that 1t will
require two months to restore the
Bagnic road. Another typhoon went
swirling across Luzon on Friday.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
HARRY J. ROBINSON
ATTORNEY AT LAW
ooa-3os Judge Building, Salt .Lsks City
The Joke on Carneqie.

Andrew Carnegie, at q recent din
ner, told the following story:
Il was travelling Londonward on an
English railway last year" he said,
"and had chosen seat in non
smoking carriage. At a wayside sta.
ton a man boared the train, sat down
In my compartment, and lighted a vile
clay pipe. "a
This is not a smoking carriage,
said l.
r"'All right, governor said the
man. I'll just finish the pipe here
HE finished it, then refilled 1t.
"'See here said, I told you this
wasn't a smoking carriage. II you
persist with that pipe shall report
you at the next station to the guard
81 handed him my card. He looked
at 1t. pocketed 1t, but lighted his pipe
nevertheless. At the next station
however he changed to another com
partment.
Calling the guard, told him what
had occurred, and demanded that the
smokers name and address be taken
Ives, SIR said the guard, and hur
ried aawy. In little while he re
turned. He seemed rather awed. HI
bent over me and said apologetically:
do you know, sir, If were yo,
l would not prosecute that gent. HI
has just given me his card Here II is
He is Andrew Carnegie"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Violated Antitrust Laws.

Guthrie, Okla.-1ndictments were
formally filed here Saturday
charging three OF the biggest cotton
purchasing, ginning and oil mill con-
Germs of Oklahoma with alleged VIC
lations of the federal and state anti
trust laws. The defendants are the
Houghton and Douglas company; w.
III. Coyle company, and the Lawton
Cotton company, firms which control
at least twelve other smaller corpora.
tions. The indictments will, 1t is said
affect seventy persons, including
some of the most prominent men IN
the state.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
A Blow Aaimed at BarrlII.

Missoula, Mont-An affidavit con-
tradicting the assertions of Edward
N. Barrill in his afiidavit declaring
that DIR. Cook did not reach the sum.
NIT o. Mount Mckinley, was secured
by the attorneys representing DR.. F.
A. Cook in this city on Saturday from
c. G.. Bridgford, until recently a part
ner with Barrill In the real estate
business in Hamilton, Mont. Other
affidavits contradicting statements
made by Barrill and showing that the
latter made contradictory statements
before he made his affidavit were also
secured by the attorneys.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Never Opened His Mouth.

mot infrequent rays of unconscious
humor illumine the otherwise impos-
sible stories that come to my desk
from amateurs" says a reader for one
of the magazines. Recently CHANGED
upon this choice bit:
"'John, the husband. and Grace, the
wife, ate on together in silence. There
was Individually an Ill feeling between
them. The husband devoured a plate
of soup, half fish, an entree or two
a piece of roast beef, together with
sweet. without ever once opening
his MOUTH"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Alaska Miner Butts Into controvers,

Bellingham, Wash.-Jaoob Suter, a
former Alaska miner aud m NM.
aineer, has issued statement in
which he says DR.. Cook never reached
the top of Mount Mckinley. and that
the explorer was forced to aban"o
his attempt to gain the summit after
climbing eight thousand feet wall
of ice barring his further ascent SUI
ter claims to have Witnessed Cook 8
performance through a pair Of field
glasses, and he says that Mount Nc
Kinley can never be assembled.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30

There Is more Catarrh IN this section OF the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed TO be incurabe. For great
many years doctors pronounced Il local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
to cure with local treatment pronounced II ncurable
Science has proven Catarrh TO be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. j. Cheney
Co.. Toledo. Ohio Is the only Constitutional cure on
the market. 1t Is taken internally In doses from II
drops TO a teaspoonfu II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system They offer one
hundred dollars for any case II fails 10 cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
address, +. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo. Ohio
Sold by Drugglsts 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Two Smokers.

81 had big surprise today" said a
bellboy In Denver hotel yesterday
afternoon This mornin' | was called
to a woman's room to bring her some
writin' paper. When | handed It to
her she slipped me dime.
"Tts for cigarettes, she says.
much Obliged says droppin' the
coin in my pocket. III spend 1t for
cigars. | don't smoke cigarettes
"'Well, don't care what you
smoke she says. Those cigarettes
are for me-
AN got 'em for her. too. Den
yer Post
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
GRADING Literary Power.

Dean Smaller Mathews says that the
newspaper shapes the popular mind
more by its headlines than by its ed
itorials." BY the same token, au-
thors impress by the title of their
books. not by their contents, artists by
their themes, rather than by their ex-
ecution-and lecturers by their plati.
tudes more than by their sense.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
i.djee Car Wo,r sho.s

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, the antiseptic powder 1t makes
tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen,
hot, sweating, aching feet. ingrowing
nails. Always use It to Break In new
Shoes. At all Druggists. 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Trial package FREE by
mail. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy MY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Sweet Day Of Rest.

And now" said Mr.. Fishback OF
Billville, "let US be thankful for one
day Of rest and get ready for church
YES" said his wife. run out and
chop some wood, and milk the COWS,
and light the fire, and make the COT
fee, and wash the children, while |
bang out my hair!"-Atlanta Constitu'
ton
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Something Coming Sure.

Mistress-You know, Melinda, we're
all very fond of you. hope you IKE
your room and are content with your
wages. I'm thinking of giving you
my silk petticoat.
Cook-For de Lawd, Mis- Howaru!
how many folkses has You been done
gone an asked foh dinner?-Puck'
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30

Stop guessing! Try the best and most
certain remedy for all painful ailments
Hamlins Wizard Oil. The way it re.
wounds, burns, scalds, ETC., is wonderful.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
A Proposal.

A love-smitten youth who was study
Ing the approved methods of proposal
asked one OF his bachelor friends II he
thought that young man should pro-
pose to a girl on his knees
'Tf he doesn't" replied his friend,
"the girl should get off'"-Wery-
body's magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30

1t seems strange to the masculine
intelligence that many woman who
is afraid of a mouse isn't bit afraid
of her husband.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Like the Rest of Us.

Please, mumsey, just five cents"
begged Johnnie.
But, Johnnie, 1t was only this
morning that gave you five cents"
81 know, mumsey, but"-putting his
arms around her neck-"I'm so hard
on money. "-Everybody's Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Place for Her.

Mrs Naggins-May ! stay at the
Thousand Islands this summer dear
Naeeins-Yes, stay week on eaah
n 'em.-Chicago News,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-10-30
Found.

Mr., Popp-Hurray! For once IN my
Me know where my cuff links are
Mrs. Popp-Where are they now!
Mr.. ,Popp-The baby's swallowed
,em.-Ceveland Leader.