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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-11-12

False Eeonomy.-John D. Rockefel-
Ter, ere he adopted the policy Of silence
said one day to a reporter:
Young men must not think that !
advocate misery habits. Economy l
advocate, Of course, but wise spending
] advocate, too. The miser. laying
nothing out, can never advance.
In fact, the miser has no better un-
derstandins Of economy than little
Tommy Wetherill of Cleveland has.
Tommy listened to lesson on econ
omy from his father one day. He learn
ed that nothing good or whole was ever
to be thrown away, and so forth, and
that evening he came in to supper
swinging by the tail a fragrant dead
cat.
Look, father he said. Look what
found on the dump-a perfectly gooo
cat that somebody throwed away.
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Giving Him a Tip.-"Well!" demand
ed the stern-faced woman as she
leaned over the red-handled broom
what do you want?"
Lady" said the wayfarer, with the
long beard and matted chin, I'm an
actor by profession and in hard luck
well, what have I to do with
that?"
"Why-er-I was thinking If you
could spare me quarter to get
shave and a haircut, I could get a
Job in the role Of Virginius."
She eyed him disdainfully.
""Oh, that's a poor excuse" she
said, with a curl Of her thin lip. go
up to the town without a shave and
haircut and get a job in the role OF
Rip Van Wrinkle"
And before he could say another
word, she started to unchain the dog
Chicago News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-11-12
Not Murdered.-An enthusiastic anti

Not Murdered.-An enthusiastic anti
vivisectionist met Miss Rose Stahl on
Broadway the other day, and related
vividly the nobility of her crusade.
Il believe myself that the welfare of
the beast creation should be consider
ed" said Miss Stahl Your tender
heart reminds me Of an old farmer
used to know.
"A friend dropped in on this old far
mer as he was frying bit OF bacon.
"'Grand bacon, that said the friend,
shifting affably.
Grand bacon! Well, l guess it is
grand bacon said the old man, turning
the slices in the pan. And it's none o
yer murdered stuff, neither. That pig
died a natural death. '"-Young's Mag
aZine
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The Better Part.-The ninety-nine

The Better Part.-The ninety-nine
nine were safely laid in the shelter ofthe
fold.
The hundredth sheep, on the other
hand, was out on the mountains wild and
bare. 80.
"However," reflected the latter, 'if
pure air be indeed what knocks germs in
to cooked hat, fail to see where those
other smooth guys have got it on me, to
speak Of"
And so it was that the shepherd, after
considerable search found the missing
animal throwing out his chest and taking
deep breaths, and by no means anxious
to be rounded up.--Puck.
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No. 1888.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT.

TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
Office of Comptroller of the Currency.
Washington, D. c., Sept. z, 1909.
Whereas, by satisfactory evidence
presented to the undersigned, 1t has
been made to appear that THE FIRST
NATIONAL BANK OF SHARON"
in the Town Of Sharon, in the County
Of York, and the State Of South Car
olina, has complied with all Of the
provisions Of the Statutes Of the
United States, required to be complied
with before an association shall be
authorized to commence the busi-
ness Of Banking:
Now therefore, I, Willis J. Fowler,
Deputy and Acting Comptroller Of the
Currency, do hereby certify that THE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF SHA-
RON" in the Town Of Sharon, In the
County Of York, and State Of South
Carolina, is authorized to commence
the business Of Banking as provided
In Section Fifty-one hundred and six
ty-nine of the Revised Statutes Of the
United States.
In testimony whereof. witness my
hand and seal Of office, this seventh
day of September, 1909.
WILLIS J. FOWLER,
Deputy and Acting Comptroller Of
the Currency.
Sept 10 TT NOV. III.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-11-12

[,Now here is an advertisement that
looks promising" said young man
who was looking for lodgings. What
is that?" 1T says all the comforts OF
home" Don't chance it. 1t means
that you can smell onions frying in the
kitchen, be invited to help amuse the
baby, and have the pleasure Of hearing
some weak-voiced girl play and sing
hymns on an organ all Sunday after
noon."
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to If you have the right kind Of re-
ligion somebody will be sure to find 1t
out, and want to know how and where
you got 1t.
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1e- The Enquirer Office sell Rebuilt
Typewriters Of all kinds at saving OF
one fourth to half. Rebuilt Machines
that are equal to New Machines in
every respect.
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61' No man ever goes willingly where
his heart does not lead him.
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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

police station and in minute the
curious multitude, accustomed to
constant police interference, forgot
ly six persons were being arrested at
Paulvonia on the Finnish railroad.
Tens of thousands of the people
stood on the sidewalks on that chill,
gray, March morning awaiting the gor-
geous procession. 1t came presently,
with the car in an open barouche,
seated with one of the ministers of
state. His majesty was attired in semi
military dress, and if he felt any ap-
prehension, did not betray it. The Of
fetal who accompanied him glanced
furtively about as if constantly expect
ing the unexpected. The car bowed to
the right and the left and received in
return cold, curious stares from the
people. If they felt any enthusiasm
they did not show it. Was their silence
intended as mark of respect for their
sovereign? An onlooker from another
country would not have so regarded
it. The procession moved quickly and
safely to the Winter palace. 1t had
been accomplished without a single
mishap of any kind. The telegraph car
ried the news to all quarters of the
world-the car had appeared in pub
lie and received the homage of his
people. The day of assassination was
past, and the delusion of contented
people was Rugged by the autocratic
ruler
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

was literally loaded down with the
documents which were being dis
tributed to those in the conspiracy.
who had committed suicide had been
selected to assassinate the emperor.
But when he realized the meaning of
his assignment he killed himself. She
stopped at this stage of her confess
sion. Neither persuasion nor torture
nor threats of death would induce her
to give the names of the others con-
cerned in the plot.
But Trepoff had foundation on
which to build his case. Here was a
bit of paper. 1t would have to be traced
to it's origin It was evident that an
Illicit printing press had been set up
somewhere in the city. All this time
the two men who had talked incau-
tiously in the restaurant were being
followed. They were seen to enter a
house in the Jewish section. The rec
ords of the police showed that the
house was occupied by Aaron Zonde-
levic, who, at one time, had been a
printer.
That was sufficient. In less than an
hour afterward the house was raided.
An officer with squad of police broke
into the place without notice. What
they found did not seem very DAM
aging. Four persons were at home AZ
the time-two men and two women.
Nine. Kriloff, the head of the house,
was a woman of about As and of I'M
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22
TO APPEAL TO VARIOUS RAcEa
Missionaries Provide "Holy Families
Of Different Aspects.

A colporteur, delivering New Year
address before a Sunday school, dis
played number of pictures and
images of the Holy Family.
Here is Holy Family for export tc
China" he said.
The children laughed, Tor the Mary
of the group was China woman, with
dwarfed feet and slanting eyes; Jo-
seph was an old Chinaman with G
long, thin mustache and queue; the
sacred infant had the fiat nose and
oblique eyes of China.
Here" said the colporteur, sis
Holy Family for the Congo people"
The children laughed again. Mary
was now fat and black, with woollJ
hair; Joseph was stalwart black war.
rior, a spear in his hand, girdle OF
feathers about his waist; the infant,
too, was black.
Our Holy Families for missionary
USE" the colporteur explained, "are
always made in the likeness of the
people they are to go among.
Those simple and childlike people
would be estranged by white Holy
Family. Only this sort shows them
the Deity's real kinship with them.
selves"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

But things were different in the
| famous Third Section" as the secret
police are called Gen. Trepoff was
there arranging in consecutive form
the result of five days of hard work.
Here is the story of what had been
going on behind the scenes, the knowl-
edge of which had been so carefully
kept from the car.
The first clue came in most casu-
al manner. One night couple of men
in restaurant on the Nevsky had at
tracted attention by their earnest
whispered conversation. During part
of the talk the name of the car and
the date, the 18th of March, had been
overheard. That was enough. Detec-
tives placed on their tracks followed
them like bloodhounds.
On the eve of the fateful thirteenth
one of the men met a woman in the
streets of st. Petersburg and had a
hurried conversation with her. Five
minutes after they separated the
woman was placed under arrest. A
search of her person revealed a large
quantity of nihilistic proclamations all
calling for the death of the car. She
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

and made me feel like new person,
and it shall always have my praise"
Mrs. w. p. VALENTINE, 902 Lincoln
Avenue, Camden, n. j.
Gardiner, Me. -"I was a great suf-
ferer from female disease. The doc
tor said I would have to go to the
hospital for an operation, but Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound COM
pletely cured me in three months. -
MRS. s. A. WILLIAMS, r. F. d. No. IA.
Box 80, Gardiner Me.
Because your case is difficult one,
doctors having done you no good,
do not continue to suffer without
giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial. It surely has cured
many cases of female ills, such as in
flammation, liberation, displacements,
fibroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic
pains, backache, that bearingdown
feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner-
vous prostratiOn. It costs but trifle
to try it, and the result is worth mil.
lions to many suffering women.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

to postpone the procession to-mor-
row."
Trepoff raised those eloquent eye
brows in surprise.
What" he cried, "and confess to
the world that the emperor of Russia
fears to appear in the streets of his
capital?"
YES" protested the other, "but the
danger"
''The danger is for me to consider"
he said, each word carefully meas
ured.
The messenger bit his lips in per-
plexity. The chief of the secret serv-
ice looked up suddenly
Does the car know of the plot?"
mo; not word; but he is timid"
"Reassure him. Tell him that Ire
poff says there is no danger-that he
will guarantee the safety of his maj
esty."
"All right replied the attache, bow
ing himself from the room.
Late on the night preceding the pro-
cession an Notwithstanding young
woman was arrested and lodged in
jail. Early on the morning of the his
toric day several compositors and
editors-apparently innocent of any
wrong-were taken into custody. Still
those who surrounded the car were
apprehensive. An hour before the
time they appealed to Trepoff. He
gave them a curt but comprehensive
! answer:
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

the sporting cartoonists, whose work
study carefully. They are unani-
nous in spelling it bunk
1T appears to me that the southern
version is based on belief that the
word is diminutive of 'buncombe.'
The northern spelling may be due to
the belief that person who may be
bunked is person of sleepy or dopy
nature, who might as well be lying in
bunk, wrapped in slumber. There
fore when a person is bunked he is
rendered sleepy. That is merely con-
lecture"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22
Let the procession proceed


The route over which the car trav-
eled was lined with police They stood
alone, in pairs, and in squads. They
were conspicuous and yet not unduly
so, for hundreds of them in plain
clothes mingled freely with the peo-
pie.
Just before the parade started
Trepoff arrested four students. They
were young men waiting to see the
royal show. The people protested
against the arrest as an outrage, but
the grizzled head of the st. Petersburg
police grinned-and said nothing In
deed the calm demeanor of the pris-
oners seemed to justify the protest of
the people. One of the men carried a
book under his arm, evidently, from
the gilt lettering on the outside, a de-
votional volume; another had green
bag containing legal documents; the
third, apparently with desire to get
a good look at the car, carried pair
of opera glasses, while the fourth had
nothing unusual about his person, un-
less roll of music be so regarded.
They were hustled off to the nearest
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22
Home-Lovino Monteneorins.

Nowhere is love of country more in
tense than among the Montenegrins,
to whom exile is the greatest of pun
ishments. When w. ]. Stillman was
there in the seventies all the men
were away fighting, and he observed
that when a messenger was wanted
the official took a man out of the
prison and sent him off, with no fear
that he would not return. One such
messenger was sent to Cattaro, in
Austrian territory, with large sum Of
money for the bank, and he duly came
back
Another asked Russian at Cattaro
to intercede with Prince Nicholas for
his release from prison. But you are
not in prison." said the Russian.
"Oh," said the man, II have only come
down for load of skins for So-and-So,
but 1 must go into prison again when
1 get back to Cettinje."
One prison guard watched all the
prisoners when they summed them
selves out of doors, and if he was
called away a prisoner would take his
rifle and act as sentry for the time.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

IN and found Lubkin, the consumptive
compositor, in the death agonies. He
had shot himself.
In half an hours time the remaining
prisoners and all of the facts in the
case were in the possession of Gen.
Trepoff. He rubbed his clumsy hands
with satisfaction.
Move the second in the game of
life and DEATH" he muttered. 1--WE
shall postpone our third move until
morning. Not because we like to, but
because we must"
In the morning, as already stated,
the arrest of the four students ocr
| CURED. Their innocent-looking posses
sions were taken from them at the
police headquarters. The book, the
green bag, the opera glass, and the
roll of music each contained bombs
which were to have been thrown at
| the emperor. They were stripped. On
each student was found a small vial
| suspended with string from his
neck and resting against his breast.
These frail bottles each contained a
most active poison. The purpose was
evident. Failure or refusal to do their
| frightful work on the part of either
of the students would have brought
forth secret agents of the nihilists,
whose duty it was to strike the unsuc-
cessful or delinquent conspirator on
the chest, thus smashing the bottle
and permitting the poison to enter the
wounds caused by the broken glass.
Little wonder that the unsuccessful
students took their arrest stoically.
They were merely exchanging one fate
| for another.
Gen. Trepoff had made other ar
rests of those who were directly con-
| cerned in the attempted assassination.
He counted them over.
Mine fish in the net; we need
more"
His chief of staff and a squad Of
his trustiest men had already started
off for Paulvonia on the Finnish rail-
way. He wired them to act immedi-
ately. They found what he had sus-
pected-a bomb mandatory. 1t was
there that the deadly missiles of the
four students had been devised. Six
more arrests were made in connection
with this private arsenal.
On the day following March 10, Gen.
Trepoff had Is prisoners in all on his
hands. Each one represented stage
in the conspiracy; the compositors
and pressman who published the proc
lamations; the girl who distributed
them; the students who were to throw
the bombs, and the men who manu-
featured the deadly missiles.
The Is were condemned to death,
but, on the recommendation of the
court, eight escaped hanging and were
sentenced to penal servitude for life
in Siberia.
The czar learned all of these de-
tails later. On the evening of the 18th
of March, as he entered the Winter
palace, he was credited with say.
ing:
1.-THE people were very polite and re-
spectful. The details were nicely
planned-and by the way, tell Trepoff
l was pleased with the police arrange.
ments"
Copyright, 1908, by w. G. Chapman.)
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

Railroad Company. An investigation
committee appointed by congress re-
ported February IS, 1873, recommend
ing the expulsion of Cakes Ames of
Massachusetts for selling to members
of congress shares of the stock of the
Credit Mobilier below their real val
ne, with intent thereby to influence
the votes. of such MEMBERS" and of
James Brooks of New York for re-
ceiving such stock. The house modi-
fed the Aproposed expulsion into an
"absoluteF condemnation" of the con-
duct of both members.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22
The Credit Mobilier.

In the campaign of 1872 it was
charged that the vice-president, the
vice-president-elect, the secretary Of
the treasury, several senators,
the speaker of the house and
a large number of representatives had
been bribed during the years 1857 and
1868 by presents of stock in corpora
ton known as the Credit Mobilier
organized to contract for building the
Union Pacific railroad) to vote and act
for the benefit Of the Union Pacific
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22

By Saturday March IL, the gener-
al had a regiment of men at work. The
mildest hammered person in St.
Petersburg was considered fit subject
for suspicion. Innumerable arrests
were made and some of these were
upon such fiimsy basis that even the
rigor of Russian policedom could not
justify their detention. Hourly reports
were handed in to Gen. Trepoff. He de-
voured these with eager interest, purs-
ing up his shaggy eyebrows-and
thinking all the while. Presently one
of his officers brought in a printed cir
cular-a sort of proclamation-and
this bit of paper was given more at
tention than any of the regular re-
ports After that he sent out other
squads of police and they, in return,
brought in other reports. There was
great activity at the secret service
quarters but, it must be confessed, not
much positive evidence of the alleged
conspiracy.
1t was the eve of Sunday, March Is.
One of the personal attendants of the
car called on Gen. Trepoff.
Don't you think it would be wise
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22
MIX FOR RHEUMATISM

The following is never failing rem
edy for rheumatism, and if followed
up it will effect a complete cure of
pint of good whiskey with one ounce
OF Toris Compound and add one ounce
Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take
in tablespoonful doses before each
meal and at bedtime" The ingre-
dents can be procured at any drug
store and easily mixed at home.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1909-01-22
Gasoline Baths Win Divorce.

Los Angeles, Cal.-Because gaso-
line was the only fluid she would use
to wash their two children Cyrus San
ford was granted a divorce from Min.
ME T. Sanford.
"My wife," he says, "drenched a rag
with the gasoline and in two minutes
had given each of the children bath.
It takes too much time and is too
much trouble to scrub those young
ones with water she said. Gasoline
is the quickest way to clean them
with and the least trouble"