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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

Rankin, who has broken into the
game with Hutchinson, is making
good.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
AMERICAN LEAGUE GAMES.
St. Louis ?, Cleveland 0.

81. LOUIS SIcFcAeAiU
st. Louis, May 31.-Waddell held the
visitors down during the whole game
yesterday and won his game. Lajoie
made four hits in four times up.
Score: RH.E.
St. Louis. d 0 o % 5 2
Cleveland ......0 o 0 0 o o 0 90 4
Batteries-Waddeu and Stephens;
Berger, Rhoades and Bemis.
Two base hit-Lajoie. Base on balls
I-Waddeu 1, Berger /. Struck out
Wadden z, Berger 5. Umpires-
lOLoughlin and KERN.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
American Association

AmerIcAn ASSOC1at1On-
AT Kansas City-Kansas City 3, Mil
waukee /.
At Minneapolis-Min 8, st.
Paul O.
At ColUmbus-Columbus 4, Indian
apolis 2.
At Toledo-Toledo II, Louisville 4.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

Herb Sommers has left Abilene tc
join the Ellsworth team. The Els
worth players will all be drifting ir
this week.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
Detroit 8, Chicago 1.

Chicago, May 31.-Not until the ninth
inning were the locals able to secure a
run from Summers of Detroit. The
game was fierce and hard fought.
Score: R.H. E
Chicago .....o 0 o 0 0 0 0 Ii 5 3
Detroit ..........1 o o l 0 0 o o Ia 6
Batteries-Smith, Sullivan and Payne;
Summers and Schmidt. Struck out
Smith 3, Summers 4. Base on bal1ss-
Smith 1, Summers 2. Umpires-Perrine
land Evans.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

The team will be back home in nine
more days opening a week from Wed
nesday with the Denver team.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

5CWtIU
Dover, Kan, May 31-The Dover team
defeated the Seward Avenue baseball
team of Topeka Saturday by a score of
II to 8. The score:
Seward Avenue. ......0 0 1 0 0 2 O Ga
Dover .........-...1 ii 1 o 4 O 0 o.
Batteries-Going and Stone: Bond
and Henderson. 80
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

McCafferty, the big Sioux Cit.
pitcher, after two attempts to make
good was given the axe by Manager
Ducky. He applied to Cooley for a jot
and may be taken on. McCaffert.
comes from Toronto.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
RHE
Church League Games.

Inc following were the results of the
Saturday Church League games:
Score: R.HE
Sd Presbyterian o 0 o o o 0 81 7 3
Congregational 10000 20 90 2 2
Batter1es-Lambert and Alexander;
Holmes and Turner
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

The Salina papers are kidding al
ready over the lack of attendance.
What will be the cry at the end the
season?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
American League

Philadelphia A, Boston "a.
Detroit 4, Chicago 8.
New York 4, Washington 2.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

Sa1ina Union: Thompson, the fam
Gus pitcher who downed Enterprise s.
badly some years ago, is with Abilene
But Thompson saw his best days TIVE
years ago.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

De Haney, Junction City recruit,
managed to tickle the ball in a pleas
ing manner, while engaged in a prac-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
Western Association.

Muskogee 10, Joplin 5.
Springfield Z, Guthrie 2.
Pittsburg 9, Bartlesville 5.
Webb City 8, Enid 2.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

Bill Belden, who is a pretty good
outfelder. has been sold by Pa Rourke
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31
kansas State League.
College Baseball

Hutchinson 4, Strong City 1.
Lyons Z, Newton 2.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-31

Sioux City Tribune: Before leaving
the city for the west, Manager Dick
Cooley of the Topeka club, and Mrs.
Cooley, Mrs. PHI Geier and Secretary
peggy" Robbins were taken for an
automo bile ride over the city as the
guests of Secretary Tom Fairweather
of the Sioux City club. The leader of
the Sox expressed himself as surprised
at the size of the city and the number
of new homes being erected.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18

stout. "dumpy' women; Ask to see
onr new No. $50 (tslD and No. 3lS
CsiDrt). if you want the new fat hip
and sloping back effect
There's no substitute for the Memo
II ,ras the original reducing corset,
and II remains the best. In fact. it is
the onIy corset that has ever really
heIned a stout women to reduce her
abdemea--thsts why we Fee'unendi it
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18
Bad Symptoms.

The woman who has periodical head.
aches, backache, sees imaginary dark
spots or specks floating or dancing before
her eyes, has>Rnawing distress or heavy
full feeling IN stomach, faint spells, drag.
ging-downLteeling in lower abdominal or
pelvic region, easily startled or excited,
IrreguM or painful periods, with or with.
out Ielvic cataHrh, is suffering from
weakneFSes and heterogeneous that should
have eYly attention. Not all OF above
sympto:bs aye likely to be present In any
case at one fine.
Neglected or badly treated and such
eases bftEn run into maladiei which de-
manS Ne surgeons knife II u"'y DO not
reslktfatally.
No medicine extant has such q long
cases as Dr, pIerce's EaYQrite PIescClp.
uoD.- NO medlcine has such q strong
professional lldQrSeI lEDt-QLea Leacb-QL-ltS
efYeraI IlDGredi entS=Mnrth- more thalanY
nuWber Of ord inarX -nQ %, ,uIQ QleSslQn21ie
umQnials. The very best Ingredients
Known 70 medical science for the cure Of
woman's peculiar ailments enter into its
composition. No alcohol, harmful, or
habit-forming drug is TO be found In the
list Of its ingredients printed on each
bOttle-wrapper and attested under oath.
Al ally IOllNlblOll vi lilo ltAudlb o. otSAls
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription can do
only good-never harm. Its whole effect
IS TO strengthen, invigorate and regulate
the whole female system and especially
the pelvic organs. When these are de-
ranged in function or affected by disease,
the stomach and other organs of digestion
become sympathetically deranged, the
nerves are weakened, and q long list Of
bad, unpleasant symptoms follow. Too
much must not be expected Of this rFa-
vorite Prescription" II will not perform
miracles; will not cure tumors-no med
icine will. 1t lUiIL often prevent them, II
taken in time, and thus the operating
table and the surgeons knife may be
avoided.
Women suffering from diseases Of long
standing, are invited to consult Doctor
Pierce by letter, free. All respondence
Is held as strictly private and sacredly
confidential. Address DR.. R. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, n Y.
DR.. Pierce's Medical Adviser 1000 pages)
is sent free on receipt of q one-cent
stamps for paper covered, or 81 stamps
fay c.oth-hcund copy. Address as abova
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18
THE KEY

to the popularity Of our cigars lies in
the fact that they are made Of the best
tobacco and by the most skillful cigar-
makers. They are Intended to be first
class smokes, not those which would
yield the most profit.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18
STEAMERS.
POTOMAC Il CHESAPEAKE
STEAMROAT COMPANY.

SCHEDULE in EFFECT JUNE II, ivy.
Steamers Leave Alexandra
SUNDAY, TT ESDAY and THURSDAY
at & 30 q. m. for landings from Somer Ell
Beach TO wiris. including Poseys, Brents
and Upper Machodoc Creek landings. sun
day trip to NOmini Creek landings in sddi'
ton TO above.
MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY at $50
d. m. for landings as lar as ElGEWATER
and PARHAM'S POINT, including the Up
per Machodoc Creek, Wicomico river land
ings and those in Nomini Creek.
SATURDAY at 8 30 g. m. for landings as far
as NOMINI. including Wicomico river land
jngs.s
Steamer Estelle Randall Tuesday and
Thursday as far as Smiths; other days, ex-
cept Saturday and Sunday SO far as Grinders
Schedule subject to tide and weather and to
change without notice.
REARDON 4 GRIMES, Agents.
Cameron Street Whsrf.
Call phone so. ly2 u
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18

GENTS FURNISHINGS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18
Potomac & Chesapeake
Steamboat Company.
NEW NORFOLK LINE
On an After October IA
STEAMER 81 Johns.
STEAMER ST. JOHNS.

sorTHBoUND-Tuesday Thursday and Sat
urday. Leaves Washington from Sth ST wharf,
5p m: Alexandria. Cameron ST. wharf, 90
y. No.; Colonial Beach, l0p. m. Arrives Old
Point, 6 m: Norfolk, a. m. !,
NoRTHBoUND---suoday, Wednesday ami
FRIDAY. Leaves Norfolk, Co onme'ce st. dock,
4p,m.; Old Point. 5 p. m Colonial Beach,
l2 midnight. Arrives Alexandria, $50 a. M !;
Washington, 6 m.
Connections at Colonial Beach and Wash.
ington with local steamers for Potomac river
landings. At Norfolk and Washington with
lines diyerging, 49,
Fare. one wsy. 800; round trip, 800:
W. P. EMuERT; Vice Pres, and Gen. Mgr
w. +. CARNE, JE., Gen. Agt.
REARDON & GRIMES, Agents, ALEXANDRIA.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18
MARYLAND, DELAWARE AND VlR'
GlNlA RAILWAY COMPANY.

Poo SPRING SCHEDULE.
Steamers Of This Line Leave Aleo andris
on and after May IS, 1909.
Every MONDAY WEDNESDAY, and
SATURDAY at 4:S0 p. m.
FOR BALTIMORE AND ALL TIL
USUAL RIVER LANDINGS,
Cuisine and appointments unexcelled.
Freight for Baltimore, Philadelphia anf
Sew York solicited and handled with cara,
Through rates and bills Of lading i1ued.
Single fare 70 Baltimore, $3.50; round trip
q 80. ststerooms, one way, 81 80. Meals, 6Oc'
REARDON & GRIMES, Agents,
Foot ~ Cameron street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-18
AIexan1ria Gazette.

Entered at the Postofnce Of Alexandria, ViT
9inia. ss second-class mstter.l
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
A Max O'Rell Story.

Before lie attained fame with his va
rious books NJ. Blouet Max ORelD,
who was for several years French
master at st. Paul's school, related
how he obtained his post there. After
two or three earlier applicants had re-
turned unsuccessful from their inter-
view with Dr. Walker, who was at the
time headmaster Of the school, NJ.
Blouet's turn came.
81 want" said the doctor after a
few words, "a French master who can
preserve discipline. My last was a
perfect gentleman and good fellow,
but he could not keep the classes in
order. The end Of it was that after
being much worried by one Of the
boys the poor fellow went home and
shot himself"
"Sir," replied Max O'Rell, "that Is
where my countryman made little
mistake. | should have shot the boy"
The doctor rose, says NJ. Blouet,. and
grasped my hand.
an. Blouet," he exclaimed, "you are
my French masterw-London Captain
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
Tips Costlier Than Treats.

They were going out Of the Waldorf
when he saw her look so longingly in
at the big, beautiful roomful Of white
tables laden with roses that he said,
"Will you go in and have cup of tea
or something's
She assented willingly.
"Your hat and oyercoat, SIR" said the
waiter firmly. "You are not allowed to
sit in here with your overcoat on"
But" objected he. 81 shall stay only
a few minutes"
mo matter, sir" said the waiter and
took his hat and oyercoat with an air
OF determination and disappeared.
"That's the third time" sighed he,
"that have started to go home, met
somebody and parted fromtmy hat and
coat to treat them. If 1t happens again
the tips to the walters for keeping my
hat and coat will amount to more than
the sum / have paid for the treats
New York Press.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
nav f4s Wsrksa ths Artist.

This account Of how nm intimate
fiiend OF the great artist Kyosai OBJ
tanned one Of the painters drawings Is
from Mrs. Hugh Erazer's Letters
From Japan
kyosai always refused If asked out
right for sketch. SO his friend be-
gan the negotiation by offering the art
list an excellent dinner. When Kyosai
had drunk deeply and seemed in a
mellow humor his host called for
drawing materials, saying that he felt
an artistic fancy taking possession of
him. No one was surprised, as Japa-
nese gentlemen often amuse them
selves In this way after a feast. The
servant then brought an enormous
sheet of white paper and spread it on
the floor with the brushes and Indian
ink beside it. The crafty host, with
out looking at his guest, sank on his
knees and began to draw, apparently
absorbed in his occupation, but inten-
tionally producing weak and incoher-
ent lines. Kyosai watched the feeble
effort In silence and growing irritation,
and at last jumped up, dashed the tyro
aside and tore the brush out Of his
hand, exclaimlng: "Out Of the way,
you wretched bungler! will teach
you how to drawn And the result
was priceless sketch, which remain
ed In the possession Of the willy enter
timer
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
,0x a story IN which you viii rssoE

IND q stopg IN which yna WIZ fss's
nlze yourself as the hero
"T'he plea sure" he echoed wait
moment, please" They were seated
Oh the wide veranda. Leaving ner
he went into his own room, ana "nei
he returned he held In his manu-
little slip Of paper. II wrote that &c
you the night after my ARRIVAL lie
said simply.
| She took it from him, read the Few
words penned there and looked ihto
| his face with glowing eyes.
us It true?" she asked softly
every word" he answered. Il nave
returned all the others because ! saw
in them the germs of greatness II you
only persevered. and I knew that with
you-rejection would be the stepping
stone to something better, and it came
in that last story. 1t was alive; 1t was
you; your living, breathing self shone
through every line"
Tears of gladness were In her eyes
ut was not that you did not accept
Them" she said. 81 could sell them
elsewhere, but I hated the thought OF
failure in connection with your mag
azine. Then the notes you sent me
were so kind, so thoughtful. They
were an inspiration, and yet every one
hurt. When read anything which
you have written l am lifted up, |
breathe a higher air for hours after
ward, and the thought that | could
not write in way Of which you would
approve stung me. determined to
work and write until you must accept,
and now 1t has come"
He had been standing before her.
Now he dropped into the chair by her
side, ard his voice was so low even
the listening wind could not catch its
cadences.
"That is precisely what knew you
would do" he responded. "But there
Is one thing which should go with
that story you did not offer with it,
and 1t is something crave more than
all else on Garth Dear, it is yourself.
May I claim you too? l want the soul
which gave that story life to mingle
with and be one with mine forever
and ever"
For q moment she did not answer.
Then she laid her hand within his and
whispered:
"Stories should always have happy
ending, else, you know. they won't
SELL"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
Tho Txnewriter Girl.

The beautiful typewriter girl pulled
out her golden pompadour nervously.
"Aly speed II increase, Mr.. Nicer
excuse me. Mr. Wellington my speed
III increase 30 or 40 per cent every
day"
Broker Wellington frowned. The girl
had taken his dictation slowly. And
in a stern, skeptical voice he said.
How so?"
''It's your new vocabulary that puts
me out" she explained. Il had Mr..
Meer's vocabulary very pat-'as per,
contents noted the same'-he only
used about 200 words"
Her fattcring smile warmed the man
like sunbeam
"But you. sir, have real literary
style. Beg to submit our best Mt
tention,' slump 'bullish,' 'hypotho'
cate'-they're all new words to me.
and, of course, can't rattle them of
very fast at first. But just you wait.
say, till Cay after tomorrow. Then
you'll see.'
"All business men have different vo-
cabularies that their stenographers
must get accustomed to, eh?' said the
broker.
Yes, sir. Some large, some small
Again her smile fattered him. Yours
is larger than most: / should say it
WIS thirty or forty words larger. Real
literary. | call it."
"aIiss Hoskins. If therc's-er--any
supplies you need all you've got to do
is ask" said the literary broker fatu.
Ously.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
a Bad Mixup.

"Say," remarked one government
clerk to another, "Tm up against it
good and proper"
whats the trouble?" queried G. c..
No. 2.
81 got two medical certificates from
two different doctors yesterday" ex-
planned the party Of the first part.
zone was q certificate of health for
life insurance company. and the other
was a certificate of illness to be sent
to my chief with a petition for two
weeks leave Of absence"
"Oh, that's nothing" rejoined his
fellow clerk, 'I've done that myself"
YES" continued the other, "but |
mixed the certificates in mailing. The
i'll health certificate went to the in
surance company and the certificate of
good health went to my chief. Seer
Chicago News.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
sss, fssnrleE 20 saIsh espia she nave
osnu Sg = = ~ 4 yusbaaDt

sst, fSsnp!GF 20 saIsh esilia shs nave
aasn IL at yttk meMsht,
Day Followed day In quick success
sion until only one week Of vacation
remained The colt had been ridden
many times. Many were the gallops
which the two girls had taken about
the country. The harvest must have
cared for itself, for Mr.. Mcpherson
found many an hour In which to act
as escort. But one day the girls went
for the last time to the berry field.
Their pals were soon filled, and they
started up the long lane leading from
the pasture to the barn. Halfway
home. where the little brook crossed
it, veritablc demon Of mischief must
have entered the brain of Bert.
"Let's hide our berries under that
oak" she said. land then trace this
stream through the woods. Who knows
what beautiful spots 1t visits or what
we may find!
I'm agreed" Edith responded. I'VE
haven't half investigated our garden
Edenic."
Straight through the center Of the
oatfeld ran the little brook, bordered
on either side by elm and maple trees.
Then ii entered the woods, and the
banks became higher In some places
rocky and PERCEPTIONS. In others so low
and pebbly it reminded one of an
ocean beach. Suddenly they caught
sight Of some flowers part way up the
bank, where another stream, seemingly
fed by spring farther on, Joined
forces with the one they were follow
ing.
I'm going to climb that bank and
get those lowers" said Edith. 'They
are the most brilliant ever saw"
PLENTY Of mud there" cautioned
| Bert.
,"Who cares for mud:' was the
scornful retort. "Mud, with such shoes
us we're wearing! You go on, and I'll
climb up and join you beyond the
bend"
"All right" Bert returned carelessly
and sauntcred on. Several minutes
went by. She had gone around the
bend, out of sight. What was Edith
doing? Surely 1t was time for her to
appear Flower picking does not take
all day. Then she heard call, sharp
and quick, full of distress. 1t was
Edith's voice. What was the trouble?
She hurried back along the bank of
the brook, but before she had taken
half dozen steps the voice rang out
again, sharper than ever:
Bert. Oh, Bert! Hurry upr'
Then she saw her, halfway up the
bank. clinging with all her might to
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
A Threatening Comet.

NJ. Camille Flammarion, the great
scientist. after many years of study,
arrived at the conclusion that the
world will in the twenty-ffth century
come across the path Of the comet
Bella. On this occasion a collision will
take place, and, Bella being Infinitely
greater than the earth, a shock may
be expected which, he calculates, will
be 865 times greater than the shock
caused by the collision between two
trains, each travelling at sixty-fve
miles an hour
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27

Tom Jones or Johnny BROWNE
you'll say Johnny Brown" Bert re-
torted ITS nobody on earth but Mr..
Mcpherson"
The pail Of berries found sudden
resting place upon the grass. Edith
Holden was beside it.
"Mr Mcpherson" she gdsped. "Bert
Solberg, arc you crazy? Has this air
got on your nerves?'
You'd think SO If he met you as
he did me just now," Bert responded.
Il was coming down the lane singing
that ridiculous darby song you taught
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
An Old Ash Wednesday Custom.

At one time II was on Ash Wednes-
day the custom to appoint an official
of the English palaces TO crow the
hours of the day, like cock, as re-
minder Of the denial Of ST. Peter. This
practice excited the furious indigna-
ton Of George III. His ignorance Of
English made 1t very difficult for the
courtiers to explain that the royal
cock Grower was not making fun Of
him. The cock Grower was salaried
officer at the English court as late as
1923.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
A Bows Idea Of Parsons.

Not long ago class of boys in an
elementary school had an essay set.
the subject being "Clergymen."
This is what one youngster wrote:
There are 3 kinds Of clergymen.
Bishups. recters and curats. the
bishups tells the recters to work, and
the curats have to do it. a curat Is n
thin married man. but when lie is n
recter he gets fuller and can preach
longer sermons and Becums a good
man."-London Scraps.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
a Dreadful Analouy.

The hypothetical question had just
been asked. and the prisoner fell for
ward in faint. All was confusion in
the courtroom.
what is the matter with the pris-
onerY demanded the judge, hammer
ing his desk madly.
Nothing, your honor" grOaned the
unhappy man as he came to. Il was
only thinking how long ! should have
to serve If my sentence was as long
as that Harper's Weekly.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
No Price Limit Fer Brains

If a young man develops first class
business ability he needn't bother
about fortune. His professional tai
ents will find employment at rates
Which will make the possession Of n
fortune superfuous.-Saturday Even
ing Post.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
4 ovino ietters.

Never burn kindly written letters. 1t
is so pleasant to read them over when
the ink IS brown. the paper yellow
with age and the hands that traced the
friendly words are folded ever the
hearts that prompted them. Keep all
loving letters. Burn only the harsh
ones and in burning forgive and forget
tbom
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
Our Guarantee

Go to your druggist today, and
purchase a dollar bottle, and if you
can honestly say, that you did not
receive any benefits from it, after
using the entire bottle, the drug
gist will refund your money to you
without question or delay.
We will pay the druggist the price
Of the bottle purchased by you.
This offer applies to the large
bottle only and to but one in a
family.
We could not afford to make such
an offer, unless we positively knew
what Kodol will do for you.
1t would bankrupt us.
The dollar bottle contains2h times
as much as the fifty cent bottle.
Kodol is made at the laboratories
of e. G. Dewitt g. Co., Chicago.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
His Mild Resistance.

Maglstrate-Did you arrest the pris'
oner. McNutty? Officer McNutty-Ol
did, yer honor. Magistrate-Did ne Of
fer any resistance? Officer McNutty-
Only 81. yer honor. Chicago News.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1909-08-27
Very Gently.

"How do you tell bad eggs" queried
the young housewife
81 never told any" replied the fresh
grocery clerk. but II had anything
to tell bad egg Id break it gently
Christian Guardian.