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Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
OBITUARY..


r. Munroe Hoyle died suddenly at
his home on South Main street Friday
morning He came downstairs appar-
emily feeling as well as usual, and in
good spirits. Later he went upstairs,
and a few minutes afterwards his wife
found him lying on the bed dead. Cor
oner j. M. Kent viewed the body and
pronounced death due to apoplexy. The
announcement came as a shock to the
people of Putnam, among whom he has
resided for about As years.
Mr.. Hoyle was born in the town Of
Thompson in 1874. coming to Putnam
when a young man. For years he has
conducted a barber shop, and was one
of the oldest and best known Of the
BARRIERS in this part Of the state. Mr..
Hoyle was a veteran Of the civil war
and served as a members Of the F'if-
teenth Mass. infantry. AS a follower
of turf eveEts Mr.. Hoyle gained a wide
acquaintance among the horsemen Of
the state, was q familiar figure at the
county fairs, where his own horses
were numbered in the speed classes
and were frequently driven by him
in the races. Mr.. Hoyle is survived
by his wife. Mrs. Edward Corbin of
this city Ia a sister, and Lafayette
Hoyle Of Danielson a brother of the
deceased.
Seven Deaths During February
Putnam had seven deaths during
February, representing an annual
death rate per thousand Of 1914 The
deaths were due to: Cerebro spinal
fever 1, diphtheria and Group 1, pneu-
monia 1, heart disease 2, all other dis
eases 2.
Noted About Town.
Rev. C. A. Ferguson of the Adventist
church will preach at Woodstock VAL
ley this Saturday afternoon.
Miss Dora Dominique Of Danieison
was a visitor in Putnam Friday
Mrs. Prescott Warren has returned
from visit with Mrs. L. D. Crawford
Of Willimantic.
Miss r. B. Leclair is to enter the
training school for nurses in st. Vim
cents hospital, New York.
William Authler and A. A. Brodeur
have been chosen delegates and T. P.
Ryan and John Lynch alternates from
Court City of Putnam, r. of A., to the
state court to be held in Danbnry.
Mrs. J. c. Worthington Of Lowell
Mass, visited friends in Putnam FRI
day.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
Andrew Mccormick,

The body Of Andrew Mccormick will
be brought to Willimantic this morn
ing from Pawtucket, r. l.. on the 11.5h
train and win be taken 70 the Will
mantle cemetery and placed in a re-
ceiving vault. Deceased was at one
time a resident OF this city.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
Quick Relief from Asthma

IL you will use RESPIRO Powder.
Thousands can testify to it's efficiency.
I want you TO know Il as others know 1t
Write me today for free sample and
be convinced that you need suffer no
longer.
FRANK EMERSON (Apothecary)
Lawrence, Mass.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
MURRAY'S
Boston O tor G
WILLIMAETlC, CONN.
A Beautiful
Collection
OF Omen'S
Spring Suits

In Panama or serge Of plain or fancy
weave, colors are black, navy. catawba,
wisteria, Reseda and grays. Goats are
SO TO a. inches in length, semi-6itted
effect in Dtrectoire or cutaway collar,
cufr and pocket. have trimming OF Ben
saiine or self material Skirts are
gcred style. $500 to $500
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

W1llimantic ana Hampstead of New
London. Two selections were sung by
the choir, l Love the Dear Old Farm
the Best OF All, and Home. Sweet
Home.
1t proved a very interesting and in
structiYe meeting.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
Mrs. Annie Taylor.

The body of Mrs. Annie Taylor, who
died in Worcester. Mass, Thursday,
will be brought here on. the 11.20 train
this forenoon and taken to Windham
Center for burial in the cemetery in
that village.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

Mrs. Virgil M. Palmer. who has been
spending a few days with Mrs. Palm
er's mother Mrs. Marc Palmer, who
to Rochester. N. Y, Friday evening.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

Alderman Daniel Sullivan and fam
lily returned Friday from Waterbury,
where they went to attend the funeral
Of Thomas Pagan, relative
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

Miss Bernadette E. Potvin was in
Hartford Friday attending a reunion
of the alumnae OF Mt. st. Josephs
seminary. She also took part in a mu-
sicale given in the afternoon, rendering
Liszt's Rigolette.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
The Norwich ! New York Pr0psHGcl
CHELSEA LINE.

freight Service.
Superior Freight Services. No trana-
ferrinE.
Freight received ana forwardsa n
all Southern and Western poinaA
Rates Furnished on application
Freight service direct 10 New Youn
Special arrangements may be mada
whereby freight by this line can be
delivered at Store Door In New York
promptly upon arrival Of steamer L.ou-
est rates.
STEAMER YUMA leaves Norwich
Tuesdays. Thursdays and SUNDAYS al 4
P: m. Returning. ieavos NOV York.
Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays a.
4 p. m. New Pier 20 Eaat River foot
Roosevelt st. New London leaving ti1nl
s D. m.
Norwich a New York PropsIler O.
mar2sd g. n Whitaker. Agent
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
FUNERAL.

Mrs. Charles Button.
Continued on Page Six.)
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
Bright and Active at 81.

Mrs. Lorena Smith, Of Branford,
Conn.,, who Is 81 years old,
says she Is bright and active
and retains her mental facul-
ties through the constant use
of Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey
which builds her system up
and restores the vigor and
strength of youth.
Mrs. Smith recently wrote: For
a number of years i have been using
Dufy's Pure Malt Whisky and
found il very beneficial to me and
am still using it. ] have tried other
tones, but find Dufy's seems to suit
my constitution the best and does
me the most good. l am now in
my Gath year. Am bright and active
and retain all my mental faculties"
Every testimonial is guaranteed
genuine and Is published in good
faith with full consent.
M, C~,.&hSs race te e,r.s1a~ -. - a.. .
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

Wesleyan Glee and Mandolin clubs
gave a fine concert in town hall Fri
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
Duffy's Pure Malt Whfskey

If you wish to keep young, strong
cheeks the glow of perfect health,
take Dufy's Pure Malt Whiskey
regularly, according to directions. 1t
tones and strengthens the heart
action and purifes the entire system.
1t is recognized as family medicine
everywhere.
grocer or dealer for Duffy's Pure rIaIt WhIskeys
be sure you get the genuine. IL Is the only
absolutely pure medicinal malt whiskey, and
bulk. Price 81 90. Look for the trademark the
sold Chemist" on the label. and make sure
the seal over the cork Is unbroken. Write
Consulting Physician, Duffy rait Whlskcy
Co., Rochester, N. ", for a free illustrated
medical booklet and FREQ advice.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

William Murphy of New York, for
merly OF this city. is in town renewing
acquaintance during brief stay.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

There is Only One BROMo oUININE.
That is LAXATIVE BROMo QUININE.
Look for the signature OF Ew. GROVE
Used the World over to Cure a Cold in
One Day. Csc. s
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

father. E. Harlow Holmes. in South
Windham.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

A basketball game that promises TO
afford diversion is scheduled for this
evening in the local Y. NJ. c. A. gym
nasium. The contesting teams will be
the one representing the second en-
ployed boys Of Norwich, more popu-
larly known as the Jolly Five, and the
Tigers quintette of this city. The local
boys are quite clever and expect to put
up a fine exhibition against their val
iant opponents.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
WESLEYAN eLEE Clue

Furnished Annual Entertainment at
Instance Of Local High School.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
Various Items.

Frank L. Ford Is out after a threat
ened attack of pneumonia.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
RainprOOi Goats

women's Waterproof Coats. full
length and semi-htted effect.
Cravenette Coats, $1,000.
Satin Stripe Rubberlzed Coats,
glz.5O,
Poplin finish. Rubberized Coats.
$4,000.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

thousands Of Others both aged and who have been kept
hale hearty and vigorous by the constant use Of Dus Pure Malt
and tonic effect the 1t builds decay
and keeps the entire system normal healthy condition
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
CAGT TO II a.
-. ,Ihs Kind You Have AlWays Bought
aIs, : NSMAzzz1

Foley's Kidney Remedy Will cure any
case Of kidney or bladder trouble that
is not beyond the reach OF medicine.
Cures backache and Irregularities that
II neglected might result in Bright's
disease or diabetes. Lee & Osgood Co.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
WHEN THE FIRE is RAGING


has the agency for the Travellers Life
and Accident Co. Of Hartford, Ct. and
the United States Health and Acct
dent ms. Co. Of Saginaw. Mich. Write
for rates and full particulars.
Box 231. Willlmantie, CT.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
PATTISON'S

the home of delicious CONNECTIONS.
When you think of entertaining think
Of Pattison's Ice Cream and Ices, be-
cause no entertainment is complete
unless you serve Pure Ice Cream. You
will always find Pattison's the most
delicious and wholesome. for all in
gradients are thoroughly tested-thus
insuring absolute purity.
ar ony neh. fires cssAm Ia our faetory
Just phone us and we can furnish
you with any quantity OF flavor you
wish-as well as brick Ice Cream or
fancy noulds.
PAL TISON'S, 736 Main ST.,
sept22d Willimantic. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20
no III NOW

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DUN better than through tho adverua-
Ing columns or The Bulletin.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

WHEN you want 20 gut your Dusi-
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dium better tnan torcuEh the advertis-
ing columns or The Bulletin.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-03-20

WHEN you want to put your busi-
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tn9 columns OF The Bulletin.
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18

YOUNG French widow, aged 35. Just lately ar
rived from Paris OF auburn type and slender
figure. weighing about 40 pounds, being EN-
plOyed saleslady IN art studio and pos
ing for life pictures, is desirous OF meeting
gentleman who assist her financially N
business. and If agreeable to each other VIII
not object to getting married; references given
and desired. and IN stricteSt confidence Ad-
dress box 49, Cali office
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18
ROOFING

LEAKY roofs made water tight Eagle Roofing
CO.. 302 MetropoIis Bank bldg: kearny 3264
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18
GAS FIXTURES AND LIGHTS

GAS fixtures and electric light supplies; 16 Q. P.
fitting. 473 Valencia St nr. 10th: open even
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18

YOUNG lady. aged 80. steady position, has
$1,000. part in property. wishes acquaintance
of respectable wOrkingman who would appre-
eiate a home loving wife please give rull de-
scriptiOn in first letter: triaers need NOT an
swer Box 456. Call Office
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18
OAKLAND.

Girls 10 make 0veralls at our Oakland factory,
Sd ST. nesr Clay. LEVI STRAUSS & co. Ap-
ply 10 Nr. Davis.
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18

S2J0-Wanted. steady worker partner; old esq
tablished business: you will clear SIPS month
to start with. DAVIS. 235 kearny ST., room l.
The San Francisco call., 1909-02-18
ROOMS TO LET-Continued

ELLIS ST., 19f7-Nice sunny large rooms, fu
hskpg.; private phone; baths; rates reasonah
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21

tune with his surroundings. Hume had
closed the door, and the windows were
already shattered. SO the darkness was
now that Of Pharaoh's Egypt, when
Moses stretched forth his hand toward
heaven. From without came the inces-
SAINT cracking of musketry, and the mani
acal howlings Of negroes inspiring each
other for the ultimate hand-to-hand fight
WITHIN. one heard the historical sobbirg
OF Mrs. Hume. the mutterings Of the Fou-
Ian servant and the patter of small de-
br1s from walls and roof as the building
shook under the sledge- hammer blows Of
nuliets travelling at high velocity. Luck
lily. as Warden had pointed out, the front
OF the mission house faced the river and
there was no firing from that quarter as
yet The veranda was approached by
double staircase, which mounted from
each side and met at small landing.
whence half dozen steps led to the
level OF the upper floor. AS both sec
lions of the stairs projected beyond the
line OF the building, their comparatively
thin boards were being constantly ripped
and split by the leaden missiles that
hurtled in from both TANKS.
1t was spinning coin with death for
any one to descend either to right or left.
yet that is what Evelyn did when Lord
Fairholme's bizarre explanation brought
her back to the world which she had al
ready quilted in imagination. Owing to
the tomblike blackness of the room
neither man was aware of her intent
until the door was opened and she was
speeding down the shattered stairs.
In her white dress she was a most con-
spicuous object. A penthouse roof
shielded the stairs from sun and rain,
but the moment she emerged into the
moonlit compound she resembled some
ethereal creature sent by the gods to still
the wretched strife waged by foolish men.
And, spiritlike, she passed unscathed
through the kissing and biting rain Of
lead. She had but one thought and it
futtered TREMENDOUSLY from her lips.
Arthur" she walled. Arthur! I am
here"
And again. Arthur! Come to me, Why
don't you speak? . It is l, Evelyn
Where are you? Oh. Arthur. dear.
answer me-
Warden was lying by Colvilles side be-
hind main pillar at an angle of the
house. when he heard the girls rapt cry.
Turning on an elbow he saw her fitting
past. He was up in an instant. Without
spoken word he leaped out and clasped
her In his arms.
Colville rose too
'Oh, good Lord!' he muttered, they
will both be killed."
(To be continued tomorrow.)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
THREE FAvoRITEs IN FRONT.
Talent Have an Even Break With
Bookies at Latonia.

CINCINNATI. Ohio. October N.-Favor-
ties broke even with the others at Lato-
MIA yesterday, three Of them winning.
A continuous rain spoiled a good card,
only one race proving close enough to
be interesting. This was the fifth event,
In which Dargin won by a short nose
In the last race Alice, the heavily backed
savorite, was absolutely left at the post,
but managed to finish in third place.
First race; i've furlongs; purse. s3oo-Eeanor
so0 lot Hsss iot fS and to
fn% 30 Lou a SasS!nx Blow. ;paSer aes NJ.
Smarty, Mizraim. Ethel w., Sligo and T. NJ.
Second race; 81, ,fu1longs; selling: purse $500
70 ao9.Go e9 even se
and to 2. second; W. T. Kemper 1O4 whit
,,nE,. 2s to !; 10 to and to !: third Time.
and PIX Liuen also ran.
Third race; six furlongs: selling; purse. $500
"n; Joe - Moser. ic4 twsrren 'f II to any g. 70 to
IS to !. . to i and to !: third. Time. lie 2-5:
Fourth ,aa race: six f N purse; ssoa-clau
second; La Toupee. 1o4 Iee): s to i. ? to and
to 8, third. Time, 1fs Is. Hanzaretta and
fifth race; six furlongs; selling; purse. $780,
pasn 1Ss M NJ, ,s to and to
e :"S 's|,s sss -
noel Bob also ran. Tom Holland left at the
hss .t los s'ss obt sss mile ie"s
Man. colors. .ios ,(Nhi,ing.; to i; 8 to 8 and
ss n ai Is IS e. Ps. w # %
Denver Girl also ran.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
MONEY BACK
Henry Evans Sells Remedy for
Catarrh on That Liberal Basis.

Breathe Hyomei over the ridden men,
brane and it will kill the germs and cure
tarrh.
There is no other way-you must get where
the germs are before you can destroy them.
And when catarrh germs have disappeared
other things will happen; there will be no more
hawking. not even in the morning: that often
sive breath will disappear; there will be no
more obnoxious mucous. or coughing. or sneez.
ing. huskiness of voice. difficulty in breath
ing. All these disacreeable accessories OF the
demon catarrh will dis; onear. and as they 60
the glow of health will return. and all the
strength and energy that was formerly used In
combating the inroads Of catarrh will bring
back your vitality and ambition. will make Q
new, healthy happy being Of you in a few
weeks.
Henry Evans. 922-24 F st. NV. win sell you
a complete Hyomei outfit for $1.0o This In
cIudes a nne inhaler. a bottle Of Hyomei (pro-
nounced Hgh-o-me). and instructions for use.
Sold by leading druggists everywhere. Extra bot.
ties. 30 cents. And bear IN miud, sneney back
Il Hyomei doesn't cure
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
S 5 instead of SIS
for presentation to the legislature.

for presentation to the legislature. II
Is understood the woman's clubs Of the
county are favorable to the appointment
Of Mrs. Mary Bentley Thomas of Sandy
Spring for the position.
A large number of democrats Of Glen
Echo and vicinity gathered in the Glen
Echo town hall last evening to hear the
issues Of the campaign discussed by
State Senator Blair Lee. Andrew j. Cum
mings. John A. Garrett. The meeting
was presided over by Walter c. Carroll
and considerable enthusiasm prevailed
The speakers took rosy view Of demo-
cratic prospects In state and county.
At the annual election of officers of
Montgomery Chapter, No. SO, r. A. M, of
this place. the following were chosen:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
West Virginia Federation Elects.

CHARLESTON. w. Va, October 21.-
The third annual convention of the West
Virginia State Federation of Labor closed
here with the election Of the following
officers: President. William F. WEIGH.
Wheeling: vice presidents. w. r. Talking.
ton. Clarksburg; ]. H. Crum, Huntington;
John J. Miles. Wheeling; e. D. Vickers,
Mucklow; ArHe Fulton. Warrington: Sec
Charleston.
Resolutions favoring the adoption of
better employers liability laws, a law
against the Misrepresentation of labor
laws were adopted.
The next meeting will be held in
Charleston in February. 1911.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
ROCKVILLE AND VICINITY.
pecial Correspondence of The Star.
ROCKVILLE, Md, Octob

ROCKVILLE, Md. October 81, 1909
The Montgomery County Federation of
woman's Clubs will petition the next
legislature for the enactment Of a law re-
curing the appointment of woman as
a member of the public school board Of
the county. At the last annual meet
ing of the federation resolution to that
effect was adopted and steps are now
being taken to get the petition In shape
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
Passenger Jumped Overheard.

Capt. Martin of the schooner Helena.
which arrived here yesterday afternoon
from Rocbport. Me-. reports that a pas
senger he had aboard named Edward
Olson. hailing from New York, jumped
overheard while the vessel was lying at
anchor off Upper Machodoc creek, in the
Potomac, Monday night.
1t is said he had been drinking rather
hard when the vessel left New York.
The body was not recovered.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21
Buys Meredith Manuscripts.

LONDON, October 21.-J. Pierpont
Morgan of New York has purchased for
$4,000 the manuscripts Of three Of the
late George Meredith's novels-"Diana of
the Crossways.'' Lord Ormont and His
Aminta'' and "The Amazing Marriage"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21

DR.. ]. B. Jordan. one Of the oldest physi-
clans in Pulaski county. Va, was found
dead In bed at his homo In Newborn. He
was subject to epileptic fits. and it is be-
lieved that he died from convulsions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21

High priest, DR.. George e. Lewis: king
Robert G. Hilton; scribe. Wilson s. Ward;
treasurer. Thomas Dawson; secretary,
James F. Allen.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21

Andrew ]. Martin and Miss Julia A.
Curley. both Of Fairmont, w. Va, were
married at the Catholic Church there.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-21

If you want work read the want col
umns Of The Star,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
Reminders.

Many are the methods to which
busy men resort in order to remind
them to write that letter, to buy
those ribbons, to keep that appoint
ment with jackson. One ties a
piece of tape around his walking
stick, Il second knots his handkcr-
chief, a third puts his loose cash in
an unaccustomcd pocket.
A very successful plan is that Of
a shrewd man of business. \ liberal
dose of pepper or snuff spread over
his handkerchief grccts his olfac-
tory nerves whenever he extracts it
from his pocket. And then he cx-
claims, ''That reminds me-
Another effective method is to
place your finger rings on your key
ring. BY this means you are not
only reminded of that Something
by the absence of your rings from
your finger, but every time YOU use
your keys the fact is forced upon
your attentiOn.-LondOn Mail.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
One Way He Could Help.

An eastern college graduate APP
piled for work in a Michigan lum-
Der camp. He was told to get busy
on n end of a cross saw, the other
end being in charge of an old and
experienced lumberman. At first all
went well, but at the end of the sec
ond day the young mans strength
began to wane. Suddenly the old
man stopped the say and spat.
Sonny" he said, not unkindly,
Il don't mind yer ridin' on this saw
but if it's Jest the same to you |
wish you'd keep yer feet off the
ground."-Everybody's.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
The Lost n.

Sergeant CHANNEL, who was in
the habit Of dropping his his, and
Sir Frederick Thcsiger we're once
trying a cas about a ship called the
Helen. Every time the former men
toned the vessel he called it the
Ellen. Every time the other coun-
sci mentioned her they called her
the Helen. At last the Judge, with
a quaint gravity, said: "Stop" ia
favorite word Of his). "Stop.
What was the name of the ship?
| have it on my notes the Ellen and
the Helen. Which is it," And
the bar grinned.
ooh, my lud," said Thesigcr in
his blandest and most fastidious
manner, "the ship was christened
the Helen, but she lost her n in
the chops of the channel."-Lon-
don Spectator.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
Both Wanted Bites.

A sportsman went out fishing. on
a highland loch, his companion be-
ing the estate keeper, Sandy Nc
Kay. The gentleman proved rather
unsuccessful with his rod, and after
pe~rsevering for a couple of hours he
said:
81 think We may as well 90 home
now, Sandy. The trout won't bite
today"
When they went ashore the
sportsman offered the keeper some
sherry, which that functionary de-
clined.
"I've got no whisky" said the
gentleman. "What is your obiec~
ton to a drop of sherry
"Weel," replied Sandy, eff We
maun ken, it's the same objection
as We haze tae the troot the day--it
Wilma bite. "-Dundec Courier.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
Economy,

"What's this? exclaimed the
young husband, referring to the
memorandum she had given him.
One dozen eggs, one pound of
raisins, a bottle of lemon extract, a
tin of ground cinnamon and half a
pound of sugar! What do you want
with all these things, Belinda2"
Eve got a stale loaf" replied the
young wife, chat Pm going to save
by working it up into a bread pud.
ding. | never let anything 60 te
waste, Harry."-London Fun.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
A Feat Of Swordsmanship.

Napoleon, it is SAID, one day met
an old one armed soldier and asked
him where he lost his arm.
"Sire, at Austerlitz."
"And were you not decorated"
"No, sire"
"Then here is my own cross for
you. | make you chevalier."
"Iour majesty makes me cheva-
lier because | have lost one arm.
What would your majesty have done
had | lost both :"
"Oh, in hat ease | should have
made you officer of the Legion"
Whereupon the soldier immedi-
ately drew his sword and cut off his
other arm.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-04-29
The Patients Strataeem.

"You must drink hot water with
your whisky" the doctor told his
patient. "Otherwise you mustn't
take it at ALL"
"But how shall | get the hot wa
ter?" the patient queried plaintive-
ly. "My wife won't let me have it
for the whisky toddy."
Tell her YOU want to shave" the
doctor said and took his departure
The next day the doctor called
and asked the wife how his patient
was.
"He's gone raving mad" his wife
replied. "He shaves every ten min
utes."