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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

the need Of a spe-
cial remedy to re-
lieve and cure ING
congestion or IN
flammation OF inc
kidneys that Is in'
terfering with tne'r
work and CAUSING
that pain thai
makes you say
"Oh, my back"
Henry Guiiatt. o.
Greensboro, c.,
says: Two yeals
ago kidney disease
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

fastened itself on me. / had a",s'
dizzy spells, headache and urinary =
regularities. My back was weaA "a "a
tender. l began using Doans ~.
ney Pills and found quick reiiei.
was soon restored to complete soo-
health"
Sold by all dealers. so cents -
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. II. 5. -
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
A Change of Tune.

Mamma, I'm timed Of going to
school"
whats the matter, Willie?"
9TH teacher"
Now, don't you say a word against
your teacher, Willie. I've no doubt
you annoy her dreadfully, and she
seems like very nice sort Of person."
well, she said this mornin' that
she didn't think I had much Of
bringin' up at home, an
"Wait, Did she say that? Well, OF
all the coarse impudence! You shan't
60 back there another day."
Exit Willie, grinning.-Cleveland
Plain D Ter.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
How II Was.

de po' child died FUN eatin' too
much watahmillion."
Hob! Oar amt no sich-uh ting as
too much watahmillion."
Wen, den, das wasn't enough boy"
Puck.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

For Irritation of the Throat, Coughs
Or Hoarseness, Browns Bronchial
Troches are exceedingly beneficial. In
boxes rs cents. Samples mailed free.
John l. Brown & Son, Boston, Mass.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

When people get down to eating
corn meal mush made of soft corn, as
the pioneers did, prophesies the Agri-
cultural Epitomist, they can begin to
complain about hard times.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

1t isn't enough to pay as you 80.
You ought to save enough TO pay
your way back.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Russia and Japan are approaching
N agreement for the protection OF
he seal and other fisheries; in Pacific
waters.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
A Domestic Eye Remedy

Compounded by Experienced Physicians,
Conforms to Pure Food and Drugs Laws.
Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug
gists for Murine Eye Remedy. Try Mr..
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Women take fashions too seriously.
AS one designer says, the extreme
styles are invariably intended as a
hint or guide for the dressmakers.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

The officeholder feels th.2 one
good term deserves another.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

There are altogether too many
ways of making people unhappy.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Piles Cured in @ to IL Days.
Pazo Ointment Is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching Blind, Bleeding or Prot rudino
Piles in 6 to IA days or money refunded Hc
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

The average man has his price,
and, of course. the foreign nobleman
is but an average man.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

It's all right to follow the crowd
provided you are not ambitious to
get to the front.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
AFTER
OF MISERY
Cured by Lydia E.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md. -" For four years
my life was misery to me. | suffered
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Earnest citizens should not make
too elaborate preparations to celebrate
the opening of the Panama Canal in
1915, cautions the Richmond Times
Dispatch, until they have got some
kind of guarantee from the canal it
Will be ready to cooperate on that
date.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism.
Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamns
Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive
out all pain and inflammation.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Many fellow has discovered that
1t is easier to make love than to
make good.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
Every Woman Will Be interested.

If you have pains in the back, Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want
pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf 1t is re-
liable regulator. All Druggists so cts. Sam.
pie FREE. The Mother Gray Co., LIE Roy,N.Y.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
sanitary Lotion Never fails At druggists.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
GRIP is PRFVA

LENT AGAIN. A
prompt remedy is what
every one is looking for
The efficiency of Peru-I
ma is so we'll known thar
its value as a grip rem
edy need not be cues.
toned. The grip
yields more quickly if.
taken in hand prompt
ly. If you feel grippv
get a bottle of Peruna
dl once. DelaV is almost
erta1n to aggravate
your case.
For a free illustrated booklet ent;.,..
The Truth About Peruna," address tn
Peruna Co.. Columbus, Ohio. Mailed noct.
paid. 'eo poSe'
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Scientists say that kissing must 20
but in spite of that it dosen't 20
with some girls.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Out of each one hundred inhabitants
in New York city sixty-one are mar.
ried.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach q
Nervous Troubles. Capudine will relieve yea.
It's liQuid-pleasant to take-acts inmedi-
ately. Try it 1Oc. Csc, and SOC. at drug
StOl eS,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

/ A0IEC Let US send YOU FREE S0.C.,,
HDILO Box of VITA SANA, a Hom.
l. treatment for Female Disease. Writs
now. EDWI In MERCER CO., Debt s. UxrRorr NICE
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

It's when fellow thinks he is ont
of sight that he feels all eyes ara
upon him.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Secretary Wilson wants 100000 to
fight the hoof-and-mouth disease. Well
support this expenditure, declares the
Richmond Times-Dispatch, if it is des-
ignated to cure the man who never
opens his mouth without putting his
hoof in it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

It's surprising to the New York
Times how many things the average
man can find 70 criticise and how few
he will commend.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
BACKACHE is KIDNEYACHE

Usually There Are Other Sypmtons
to Prove 1t.
Pain in the back is pain in the kiu'
neys, in most cases, and 1t polnts -
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

Many woman talks like sixty
who isn't
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24
The Human Eve.

A marvelously constructed instru-
ment, delicate in the extreme, re-
spending to the slightest influence,
What crime against nature to drug
the eye. Everyday eye troubles are
speedily cured by applying externally
Dr. Mitchell's pure. harmless, soothing
Eye Salve. % cents Ask the druggist.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-04-24

For free Illustrated booklet ent;,,.a
- The Truth About Peruna," address m
Peruna Co.. Columbus, Ohio. Mailed noe ue
paid. poS''
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19

Dear God, please send my papa
back to me and tell Santa I've been
good for two whole weeks" Thus lit
tie MyrOn finished his prayer and
crept dejectedly into bed He was
alone in the room. 1t was very cold
and the wind blew the iciclas from the
caves against the window pane in "a
most unpleasant way. He drew the
covers closer around his curly little
head and sobbed out his sorrow
1t was the night before Christmas.
yet that meant nothing to him tonight.
Before, it had brought visions of his
stocking cram jam full of toys, and a
Christmas tree. and last of all Il
remarkably fat Santa coming down a
remarkably narrow chimney as if he
had been creased. Santa was so busy
this year that he could not visit every
one. So his mother had said and
tears came into her eyes as she told
him. He wondered why. His mother
never smiled any more. He was sure
she had not since his father went
away. That was weeks and months
ago and yet he never came home.
The neighbors said, 1T is as much
her fault as his" but this offered no
light to the little mind that tried to
grasp its meaning.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19

DR.. B. A. Watson is DR.. Berry Allen
Watson.
The name of r. B. Price appears
on the Boone County National Bank
notes. Robert Beverly Price is the
same.
The probate judge was named for
the arctic explorer, John Franklin
hurry.
W. T. Anderson was christened Viii
liam Thomas Anderson.
Tom" Scruggs has the extremely
orthodox name OF Thomas Calvin
Scruggs.
Judge John F. Philips was the last
child in his fathers family. He was
born in Rocheport on the last day of
the last week of the last month of the
year. Hence his name, John FINS
Philips.
Banks Sebastian was named for his
grandfather, Clinton Banks.
Warwick Scott was christened War
wick Martin Scott.
n. T. Gentry has the unusual name
of North Todd Gentry.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19

not a prospective student and that |
did not want to engage room for the
winter. | never was taken for stu
dent before or since.
Il finally reached the college and
found here a greater change than in
the town. The only sign of life was
the secretary asleep in his chair.
quickly concluded my business and
hurried back to the town to catch the
afternoon train. On my way to the
station l stopped in the post office to
mail a letter. | asked a dreamy, list.
less maiden what date it was and she
absently replied. September the 9th
| hope he didn't disappoint her.
Il left the post office and bribed
aim not sure but what | ought &c
say 'the'-delivery boy to drive me to
the station. and rode in style. arriving
just in time to see the agent mark my
train two hours late"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19
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If Santa Claus had time for other
little boys. why not for him? 1t
would only take such little minute,
but maybe Santa didn't love him
and he almost wished he could be
awful sick so to make him good and
sorry and then-and then. The eye
rested in mass of tangled curls and
he was asleep.
1t was hours later and had he been
awake he would have heard footsteps
coming up the stairs. Not only those
of his mother, but 4 heavier tread
beside. He would have seen two peo-
pie on whose faces was the Christmas
peace, the peace of reconciliation.
The mother stepped to the bedside.
1T is Christmas, DEAR" she murmured
as she kissed the warm cheek. And
merry. merry Christmas said the
man beside her as he drew the wax
ing child in his arms.
Myron blinked his eyes. Are you
Santa?" he asked. God bless you.
little man." replied his father as he
Rugged him to his breast. NO | am
only his secretary. sent to bring you
that rocking horse you wrote for and
lots of things besides"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
A Different Person May be Suggested
by Spelling Out Initials.

The middle initials of people S
names if spelled out would often suS-
gest a different kind of individual
from that which the ordinary spelling
of the names indicates.
o. ID. Gray, of the Sturgeon Leader.
carries his full name at the head OF
his paper. 1t is Omar Dinwiddie
Gray.
1t is j. X Pool in the Centralia
Courier and Columbia Herald. 'kel-
ley" it is to his friends, and John kel-
ley Pool in the family record.
The Ashland Bugle is edited by j.
l.. Wilcox. whose name in full is James
Libern Wilcox.
The name of the Rev. W. T. Maupin
is often signed to marriage certifi'
Gates. He never writes it Wellington
Tillman Maupin.
'Rabe' Campbell is really James
Reyburn Campbell.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19
A College Town During Vacation.

"A college town during vacation is
about as satisfactory as cigarette
paper without the 'makins," said a
student in speaking of the Christmas
holidays, Il remember one time | had
occasion to visit a college town in the
northern part of the state. | had Wis
tied it often during school time and
remembered it as busy, bustling
town. The station was always crowded
with gay students. This time when
got off the train ] thought that | had
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19

made a mistake in the station, until
| saw the name on the depot.
THE town itself presented still
greater change. The streets that had
been thronged with people on my
previous visits were deserted by every
thing save the sun and flies. The
short walk up town. together with the
sun and flies, made me thirsty and |
sought one of the many soft drink
emporiums that | had formerly fire.
uuented. My hand was on the door
knob and my throat was joyously anti
cipating the cooling draught when l
saw the sign:
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19

formed about September 8.
During the forced march up the
hill to the college | was the innocent
cause of the only excitement that Went
on while | was in the town. | took
the wrong road and sundry sleepy
matrons from whom | inquired my
way poured the virtues of their estab-
lishments into my ears before | could
beat hasty retreat and explain from
the safety of the sidewalk that | was
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19
Closed. Will Open About
September 9th.

THE same success met me at all
the other places. Finally, in despera-
tion | sought refuge in al mean
.the'-drug store.
After eating a solitary meal at the
hotel I walked across the square and
asked when the hack would make the
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-19
Another Banquet for Tigers.

The Missouri Store will give the
Tiger football team banquet in the
cafe OF the store at ~ o'clock tomor-
row night.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03
ODDS AND ENDS.

Every Japanese war vessel has
been equipped with system of wire
less telegraphy invented in that
country.
The country's slate production last
year amounted in value to $6,316,817,
an increase over the previous year of
$297.597.
Belgium's narrow gauge railways,
connecting the smaller towns and
villages with the main centres of
population, are being electrified.
Plans for the permanent illumina-
ton of Niagara Falls include the use
of 20 30-inch searchlights, and IL
60-inch, totalling 100000 candle
power.
The French government is about
to spend 100000 in the establish
ment of a national weaving and en-
broidering school in the interest of
the silk industry.
Features of the British navv's
newest submarine are diving wings
on eth ar side Of the bow and a more
extei live deck than usual for use
in surface cruising.
Nothing has made more remark
able progress in Japan in recent years
than the demand for toilet goods
with the general rise in the scale of
living in the country. The imports
have increased from $155,0OO gold
10 years ago to $4,000 In 1908,
while the exports last year were 81,
100000 in value.
Arkansas claims to have the larg-
est peach orchard in the world and
1000 men and 800 teams harvested
the crop last year. The orchard is in
Sewer County and has 100000 trees.
It covers $500 acres and 1000 trees
arc bearing. Five hundred freight
market.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03

long way 90 travel before night. So
kiSs your mother and
But l didn't wait 70 hear any more.
made dash for my mother and fell
on my knees before her to bury my
face In her apron-I was only about
eleven or twelve. you see-and with
sobs and walls and foods OF tears
begged her, Don't send me away! Oh,
don't let him send me awayl I'll be
good! I'll chop the wood and tend
baby, and you'll never have no trouble
with me any more. Only don't send
me away from you and pa
They had some trouble Quieting
me. and guess there were almost as
many tears on my mothers cheeks as
ON my own by the time the incident
was ended. Ann Maria was sniveling
over the stove, but my father held his
ground. grave but kind. He inaugur-
ated long parley, in the course OF
which l promised over and over again
that never more would threaten to
run away.
Well, neither did 1. IL the danger
Gus words ever came to the tip of my
tongue a glance at my fathers face,
or my mothers, was enough to make
me swallow m."-North American.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03
HAROLD sOHERs. $50 DslaIS ave, nrDolly..HL
What He Called To Saw.

"Mr. President" said the caller
at the White House, 81 do not wish
to boast, but 1 thought you would
like to know that 1 was the original
-"
Really, you must excuse me, my
dear sir. 1 have a pressing engage
ment"
Il am very sorry. l merely called
to say that 1 was the first man that
ever"
Il am sorry, sir; but really must
beg that you excuse me-"
Certainly, Mr.. President, certain
ly. i merely wished TO say that l
am the first golfer that ever made
a 275-yard drive with a niblick."
"Oh! / thought you were going
to say that you were the first man
that ever supported me for the presi-
dency. Sit down-sit dRvn! BY the
way, can't you have lunch here and
go out and have a game with me
this Observation-Disclosures Record
Herald.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03
Kidney
AilTrlent

I want every person who suffers with
any form OF Kidney ailment. NO matter
how many remedies they have tried, no
matter how many doctors they have con-
suited, no matter how serious the case to
give Munyon's Kidney Remedy q trial
You Will be astonished to see how quickly
II relieves all palms in the back lolns
and groins caused by the kidneys. You
VIII be surprised 20 see how quickly
IL reduces the swelling IN the feet and
legs, nlso puf3ness under the eyes inter
taking few doses OF this remedy. You
VIII DO delighted 20 see the color return
Ing to your cheeks aud feel the thrill OF
yigor and good cheer. II your Urine Is
thick or milky. II II Is pale and foamy, II
II contains sediments or brickdust. II IT Is
highly colored or has an Offensive SMELL
II you urinnte frequently. you should per.
sist In taking this remedy until all eyfur-
toms disappear. We believe this remedy
has cured more serious kidney ailments
than oil the Kidney medicines that have
been compounded. Professor Munyon be-
lIeves that the terrible death rate from
Brights Disease and Diabetes Is unnec-
essary and win be greatly reduced by this
remedy.
Go st once to your druggist and purchase
a bottle OF Munyon's Kidney remedy IL
II falls to give satisfaction I Will refund
your mopey.-Munyon.
For sale by ell druggists. Price 25c. -
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03


The roughened hands that never shirked,
The plain brown hands that planned ana
Are folded now. In peace and rest.
Upon the wayworn, weary breast.
Ger ivory keys they never strayed;
Embroidery, lace. they never made.
Poor. tired-out hands! on one OF them
FLASHED never brilliant, shining gem.
They cooked and washed. they scrubbed
and mended
Unto the children fondly tended;
They soothed the head that ached and
beat;
And gently bsthed the feyered feet.
They gladly toiled from morn till night
That they might other hands keep white.
And tried so hard 60 roses spread
Adown the path for loved ones tread.
They were so tender. quiet we
Ne'er noticed how unselfShly
They clasped each cross with trust and
prayer,
And burdens bore more than their share.
Ay, ugly, coarse, unlovely quite
They look TO our defective sight:
But. to their mission dutifui,
In Gods eyes they are beautiful.
New Orleans Picayune.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03
All Who
Would Enjoy

good health. with it's blessings. must TN
derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the
question Of right living with all the term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
u best. each hour Of recreation, of enjoy
ment. Of contemplation and of effort may
be made 70 contribute TO living sright.
Then tho use of medicines may be dis
pcnssd with to advantage, but under or
binary conditions in many instances
simple. wholesome remedy may be ;nvalu-
able il taken at the proper time and the
California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is
alike important to present the subject
sruthfully and to supply the one perfect
laxative to those desiring it.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup CT
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA gives general
satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects
buy the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all leading druggists.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-06-03
CHOOSING A CARNIVAL QUEEN
Contest Among the Young and pref.
ty Working Girls Of Paris.

Contest Among the Young and Pref.
ty Working Girls Of Paris.
People who know their Paris mere
ly from the Boulevards, merely from
the Latin Quarter, or from Mont
martre, do not know the real Paris.
This may be true saying, but 1t Is
largely unsupported, none the less.
Part of that real Paris, that modest,
Woodworking, intensely respectable
and self-respecting Paris, was gather
ed in the town hall of the Fourth Ar
reimbursement last night The occa-
sion was to elect the Queen of Carni-
val.
1t was an inspiring spectacle. Upon
platform sat the queens, among
whom was to be chosen the Queen OF
the queens. Each candidate was a
queen In the sense that she had been
elected to represent her own market
and was therefore eligible for the su.
preme post of honor on the top of the
great gilded car whence looks down,
In smiling triumph. her majesty of
day upon her loyal subjects OF Paris.
Certainly they are we'll looking and
charming, this line of young woman.
hood-honest young womaahood-
from the Paris markets. A blonde, ex-
ceptionally tall, had an air already re.
gal as she swept the hall with a pair
of magnificent hazel eyes, as If in
search OF supporters in the ballot. Be-
side her was a girl slender and grace
ful-a brunette, by contrast-whose
face was particularly distinguished.
But at the far end was a pink and
white checked damsel with a wealth
Of dark brown hair, who was evidently
prime favorite. She used It with dead
ly effect upon the spectators. Her
rivals In the contest OF youth and
beauty were perhaps not aware Of the
potency of a charming smile. at any
rate they were chary in the use of it.
And so it came to pass that the cher,
ry blossom girl with the dark clusters
Of hair received the SURFACES or the
major part of the electorate.
The name of the fortunate young
sovereign is Augustine Orlhae Some
one whispered that she sold "charcu-
terie" but even this dreadful fact could
not detract from her charm. It shows
how even beauty may flourish among
black puddings.-Paris correspond
ence Pail Mall Gazette.