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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27
IN THE BEST OF M

Teacher-Johnnie, do you know
what a blotter Is?
Johnnie-Yessum It's de thing
what yousc hunts fer while de ink
gels dry-Ch.icago News
Queer case about that boat.rocker".
"How sou
"When We resuscitated him we
found that he still had his winter fan.
nels on'.'-Kansas City Journal
How inconsistent women are:
They'll shrek an dscream at mice.
And then go round with large sized
rats,
And think them very nice
Life.
Some yield to trouble, great or small,
And they are down FOR fair;
While otherS, when they take a fall,
Land right side up with care.
Judge,
Houseteeper-You say they call you
Hungry Hisgins. but that isn't your
nameH
Tramp-No. mum; date what you
might call an empty title.
In thes stories of the middle Ages
We always read about the hero's good
right arm.
Well2
Was there never a southpaw knight?
PHILADELPHIA Bulletin.
Jones seems to think that he's val.
uabe to the FIRM
what makes you think so?"
Hes telling everybody that he
can't possibly get away to go to the
game today."-Detroit Free Press.
Boyd Is a bright little fellow OF
three years One day his mother OBJ.
served him vigorously scratching his
head, and asked:
What makes you scratch your
head?"
because I'm the only one that knows
y ttches@a he replied quictly.-Deinea.
tor.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

The iron cowpea is practically i'm.
mune to the two serious diseases, wilt
and root knot, which attack the other
varieties more or less.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27
HOTEL DENNIS
ATLANTIC CITY N. j.


"A Particular Hotel AMERICAN
for Particular People" PLAN
Unobstructed view Of ocean land
world famed Board Walk.
Hot and cold Sea Water Baths IN
private and public baths.
Long Distance phone In each room
with bath, and in many rooms without
bath.
Perfectly and literally appointed
with every comfort Of home.
Rates-reasonably consistent with
the very best service.
Write to owner and proprr.ior for
beautiful descriptive booklet.
WALTER J, euzBY, proprietor.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

Your helpr1nlsd "a. WI tr.1I.
yon Q interyies All oe the people b
ne cly who would be euginles iot
ME positio1.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27
are they people OF any standing Il

Are they people or any standing in
the community"
"Oh. yes. One Of the girls is en-
gagged to a titled foreigner and their
only son has been in three automobile
accidents involving ladies of the cho-
rus"-chicago Record-Herald.
This boy was born In a log cabin.
His favor.te pastime is to cut down
cherry trees. which he also splits into
rails
Good enough. Now let him pick
the right college to graduate from and
he can't help being president. Louis
vile CourierJournal.
q suppose you win do a little gar
deRlng this year?"
NO" answered Sirius Barker, az
tried it once. 1t made me so sympa-
thetlc with the people who raise
things to eat that 1 stood for any over
charge the huckster chose to suggest"
Washington star.
q can't last much longer. my dear"
said old Mr.. Kloseman. who was near
ing his end, but, all, It's good to think
that even after death I'll be near you
and watch over YOU"
Intellectually" replied the soon
ao-be widow, "ff that's true, Silas, I'm
afraid my extravaganza will pain you
terribly. Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

Some yield to trouble, great or small,
And they are down Tor fair;
While Others, when they take a fall,
Land right side up with care.
Judge,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

Burning thoughts cannot alwayp
be reduced to cold facts.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27
GOSSIP AND ADVICE FOR THE
WORLD or WOMEN.

AsLoag a. Woman Can Enjoy Her
BrsaEtast She Need Not Fear the
Loss q Her Health or Her Charm
She Who contriyes Always to Look
Pretty and Well eroomed at Break
lzGt e sureat Of Both.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

OUR MONUMENTS ARE EcLIPsED.
by none In point of artistic design
and execution. Whether you select a
memorial from the standard models
OF have . design of your own We are
thoroughly competent to carry out
your lea
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

vtta 0ooT OF A MEMORIAL.
h ~ Vsa - asuiAs. X your resources
are NA he Dot need not deter
you aA ordsrtaG for we caa supply
sGnO Whthia VOsr means Whlch win
De - 0rttSas cad substantial.
caN N % O phone-Hel 45R, or
Consolidated II. and we will seAd
Sde0mA - Tou. or coma TO our
show VoaS and select from actual
wort.
" GRANITE WORKS,
HARRINGTON, W. va.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

How inconsistent women are:
They'll shrek an dscream at mice.
And then go round with large sized
rats.
And think them very nice
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

Queer case about that boat.rocker"
How so?"
"When We r~esuscitated him we
found that he still had his winter fan.
nels on'.'-Kansas City Journal
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

Housefeeper-You say they call you
Hungry HIgginR. but that isn't your
nameH
Tramp-No. mum: date what you
might call an empty title.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-04-27

Boyd is a bright little fellow Of
three years One day his mother OBJ
served him vigorously scratching his
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19

frontier and no more free lands to
be had for the taking. What will be
the result, the inevitable recoil will
be experienced and the tide Of immi'
grafton will be compelled to roll back
on itself. Then it will be that lands
that are but partially titled now will
have to be made to support more
people. More people to the square
mile will mean more farms to the
square mile. that is, fewer acres in
farm. The day Of the smaller
average farm is coming and 1t will
be here in less time than we think.
Then will we have better tillage OF
the land, better roads and schools,
better towns and in fact better every
thing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
CAMPAIGN IS WARMING
UP In new YORK CITY

New York, Oct. 18.-William R.
Hearst, independent nominee for
Mayor of New York and Otto T..
Barnard, republican nominee, both
of whom are heading the fusion tick
ct, dashed through Harlem tonight
and delivered series of rapid-fire
speeches in support of their candi-
dacy. Hearst spoke four times at
four different places and Barnard
spoke thrice. Both candidates sped
from one meeting place to another
in automobiles. AS has been his wont,
Barnard confined himself to bust
ness issues and was brief.
Hearst spoke at length and contin-
ued his denunciation of VIM. J. Gay
nor, democratic nominee, although
he found time to refer to Barnard as
a machine candidate.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
THE HUNGER FOR LAND

The Valley City Times Record SEN
sibly reflects frequently observed
condition when it says that never
was land. hunger greater than it ap.
i pears to be at the present time. AL
tmost everybody is trying to come in
to possession of a piece Of land Of
some kind. People from the older
sections of the country are selling
their small holdings at high price
and are buying larger tracts in the
west central states Prosperous wes-
tern farmers are selling out and are
moving still farther west, but most
.of these are investing In tracts Of
fruit land. Those without money at
their command sense the Importance
sof securing home for themselves
and are either taking up the few re-
NAMING home steads or are register
ing for one of the government land
drawings in reservation openings
This whole movement is so active Of
late years that it seems to be sort
of racial instinct to try to get hold
of parcels OF the remaining public
lands. The consequence is that lands
that were once considered almost
worthless are being taken up and
the frontier is being pushed to the
wall. Soon their will be no more
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
WANTS PAPERS TO PUB.
LISH UPLIFTING STUFF

Burlington Ia, Oct. 18.-Ignorance
of parents was ascribed as the lead
ing cause of social impurity by Mrs.
Mary E. Teals of Chicago in deliver
ing the chief address today at the
first annual convention of Core
spondence Schools of Gospel and
Scientific Eugenics, held as a prelim.
mary meeting for the National Purity
congress, which meets tomorrow.
She also asserted that the publica-
ton of scandals in place of reports of
events of an uplifting nature tended
to keep morals on a degraded leyel.
Rev. Chas. Mitchell, superintend-
ent of the Purity Farm of Stell, Ok
lahoma, ursed the Importance of in
structing boys in the duties and re-
sponsibilities of wedlock and parent
age.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
CLEAN THE KIDNEYS
AND BACKACHE GOES
A FEW DOSES NOW WILL REGU-
LATE YOUR OUT OF ORDER
KIDNEYS ENDING LAME BACK
oND BLADDER MISERY.

Out-of-order kidneys act fine and
backache or bladder misery is re-
lieved after few doses Of Pape's
Diuretic. -
Pains in the, back, sides or loins,
rheumatic twinges, dibilitating head
ache, nervousness, dizziness, sleep
Illness, inflamed or swollen eyelids,
worn out feeling and many other
symptoms OF clogged, inactive kid
neys simply vanish. ..-.,..:.
Frequent, painful and uncontrolla-
Bile urination due to weak or irri-
table bladder, Is promptly overcome.
The moment you suspect any Kid
ney, bladder or urinary disorder. or
feel rheumatism coming, begin TAX
ing this harmless remedy, with the
knowledge that there is no other med
icine, at any price. made anywhere
else in the world, which will effect
so thorough cure, as fifty cent
treatment of Pape's Diuretic, which
any druggist can supply.
This unusual preparation goes d.
rect to the out-or-order kidneys,
bladder and urinary system. cleaning,
healing and Strengthening these or
6oAS anu 6AdAuS, duu COMp1ctSS tAC
cure before you realize it. ,~. .
A few days treatment with Paoe's
Diuretic means clean. active, healthy
kidneys, bladder and urinary organs
and you feel fine. g.. -,
Your physician, pharmac ist, banker
or ay mercantile agency will tell you
that Pape, Thompson and Page, of
Cincinnati. is large and RESPONSE
BILE medicine concern, thoroughly
worthy Of you'd confidence. !,
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fifty
cent. treatment-from any drug. store
anywhere in the world: u. -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
MEXICAN ATTORNEY
IS UNDER ARREST

Los Angeles, Calf, Oct. 18.-Guit-
errez De Lara, Mexican attorney and
author, was arrested today by immi-
grafton inspectors acting under or
ders from the Department of Com
merce and Labor. De Lara was ar
rested here two days before Presi-
dent Taft's arrival, with three or
four other Mexicans, charged with
disturbing the peace. 1t was said
they had made incendiary speeches
in the public plaza and they were
locked up as precautionary measures.
All were discharged from custody to-
day, but De Lara, who had been at
liberty under bond, he was re-arrest-
ed Immediately.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
UNION LABEL IN FAR NORTH.
Or. Cook Wore It on His Clothing, Say
->s% Garment Workers.

Or. Cook Wore 1t on His Clothing, Say
-;.s@ Garment Workers. -.
According to New York representa-
lives Of the unions in the clothing
trades, If DR.. Cook reached the north
pole he carried with him clothing bear.
ing the union label Of the United Gar
ment Workers. He bought these
clothes especially for his expeditions.
they say. Charles F. Reichers. ex-
president of the United Garment Work
ers. who once went with an arctic ex.
petition himself, declared:
II have known DR.. Cook for ten
years, and I can say that he bought
q full clothing equipment from a union
house when he arranged to climb
Mount Mckinley. This he took with
him on his polar journey, and the drst
suit TO reach the pole. IL he was there
hrst, as ! believe. was a union suit. |"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
THE TRUTH ABOUT RAINFALL

Emmons County Record: From a
letter in last weeks Record, written
by Grandpa" Tracy, of Dale, 1t will
be seen that he takes issue with
Mr.. Sheffield of Hartford, regarding
the question whether or not there
is an increased rainfall in this region
over that of the pioneer days. Luck
lily, figures are at hand which con-
clusively settle the question. The
federal governments signal station
at Bismarck, was established in the
seventies-in 1873, if we are not mis-
taken. A careful record, based on a
measurement of every rainfall, has
been kept there. as we'll as of the en-
tire precipitation of each year. There
can, of course, be but little difference
in the precipitation in the adjoining
counties of Burleigh and Emmons.
The record of the Capital City signal
station: shows no material change in
the rainfall. Until the cloudburst in
Bismarck. this season with its fire.
quent rains was not lr1 to the average
and less than In some years before
there was an agricultural settlement
in Emmons county. It seems to be
settled question that the breaking up
of the prairie sod and the keeping out
of prairie fires has allowed the rain
fall to enter the soil. Then gradual
evaporation from the soil has formed
local clouds, and caused more fire.
quent local showers; and the rains,
while not making a greater total for
the year, have come oftener. In other
words, the rainfall we have-and
have always had since a record was
kept-have been used over and
over" That the water enters the
soil instead of running of over the
burned prairies to the creeks, lakes
and sloughs, is shown all through the
state by the lowering of, and in some
cases the total disappearance in late
years, of those lakes and large ponds
that are not fed by springs, but from
the surrounding water shed. Take
Goose Lake, UP in the Braddock nei-
ghborhood, for instance. We do not
know how 1t is this year, but for sew
eral previous years there has been
very small fraction of the water in
that lake chat there was before the
priarie fires were kept out and more
Nof the soil plowed. The writer can
remember that when he went hunting
to that lake in the eighties, it was
a large body Of water, and in some
places several feet deep. Surely, If
there is increased rainfall of late
years, that increase would at least
overcome the lowering caused by the
water entering the soil, and the lake
would be at least as deep and cover
as large an area as it did in the
eighties.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
How "Psary" 10 Pronounced.

One Of the interesting questions rails
cd by Commander Peary's announce.
ment OF the discovery Of the north
pole is the correct pronunciation OF his
name. Long as he has been ip the
public eye as an explorer there Is still
uncertainty as to the proper pronuncia.
tion of his name. According to Peary
himself, the first four letters In bis
name hare the sound which the same
four letters do at the end Of the word
stappear' and not that which they
have when they stand alone and mean
fruit. 1t Is bit shorter than
tsPeer.y' would be. but 1t isn't tParry,"
.Pairy" or "Perry."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
MAGNETISM.
Some Of the Peculiar Properties Of This
Strange Force.

Some Of the Peculiar Properties Of This
Strange Force.
The true nature Of magnetism as
such, Of course, is not known. All
that we can be sure Of Is that mag
netic attraction does not radiate out
ward In all directions as does light,
but simply acts along lines Consisting
Of closed curves and called lines Of
force, these lines connecting the two
poles and not extending very far out
ward between them. These curves
may be found very nicely by placing q
horseshoe magnet under thin sheet
of paper and sprinkling iron filings on
top. The filings will collect along the
Tines.
Now, as to the different kinds of
magnets, there are natural artificial
and electro magnets. The natural ones
are found az magnetic ore In the earth,
the artificial ones are made by stroking
a piece Of iron or steel with a mag
net, and the electro magnets are caus-
ed by the action Of an electric current.
Some peculiar things have been no.
ticed In regard to magnetism, among
which are the following facts:
It has been observed that IRE irons
that have rested in one position dur
ing the summer months are often high
~ magnetized, no doubt having been
caused by the magnetism Of the earth
itself by the process known as induc-
ton. Other iron articles that stay In
one position and do not come In con-
tact with fire or other heat are often
found in the same condition, such as
iron bars to jail windows and iron
ratings in front Of houses.
The most peculiar observation made,
however. was that the upper part of
the steel tire Of carriage wheel at
tracts the north pole of a magnet.
while the bottom part, or part In con-
tact with the earth. attracts the south
pole. This is In the northern hemi-
sphere only and is fully In accord with
the theory Of induced magnetism. OF
course In the southern hemisphere.
where the earth is under the influence
Of the south magnetic pole, the condi-
lions are reversed.
A magnet dipped into boiling water
loses a great part Of its magnetism,
which is miraculously restored to 1t on
becoming cool again.
A sharp blow given to magnet will
cause it to lose its magnetism. Also
the application Of heat will have a
like effect.
II magnetic needle be placed over
4 rapidly revolving plate Of copper, al
though 1t be separated from 1t by q
thick plate Of glass, the needle will
revolve in the same direction as the
plate.-Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
CONDITION OF BISHOP
HARE Continues SAME

Atlantic City, N. j., Oct. 1S.-The
condition of Right Rev. VIM. Hobart
Hare, Bishop of South Dakota, who
has been critically i'll here for the
past week, was unchanged at late
hour tonight. His physician stated
that he Is doing very well.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
CLAIMS RIGHT TO SKIRTS.

Erred" Adams Of Council Bluffs Has
Been Masquerading Nineteen Years.
Fired" Adams, young woman OF
Council Bluffs. "a, has appealed to
the police for protection and for per-
mission to wear girls clothing. She
says that all her life she has been
forced to wear boys clothes and to
pose as boy. She is nineteen years
old. The deception has been practiced,
she says, in order that when she be-
came Of age she would inherit large
amount Of money, payable only to
male heir.
The girl says she lived on farm
near Sioux City and ran away from
there to escape being obliged to wear
male attire.
According to the girl, her father died
before she was born, first telling her
mother that should the expected child
be a boy he would come into large
inheritance upon attaining his majori-
ty; ii girl the Inheritance would go
to others. The family lived III Plain
field. y. j., and immediately after the
birth of the little girl the mother
moved west. This was done, the
daughter says. to conceal her sex.
All Of her life the girl has dressed as
a boy and has passed as such. Her
only name Is Fired" firing OF dress
ing as boy, she determined to leave
her home. She says she has made 9TH
er efforts to escape, but was not sue
cessfui. ~. ~, L =. -. ,5a5% b
When Miss Adams made her first
public appearance she was attired in
a natty blue serge suit. white shirt.
black bow lie, blue socks and patent
leather shoes. Her hair was cropped
close. s$ :.S>gs \: *-s~ ~ =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
GRAND

Two of the finest feature pictures
that were ever seen in Bismarck COM
pose the bill for tonight. "The In
dian Runners Romance" In a beauti-
full Indian drama full Of thrilling in
cidents. The scene is laid in the
Black Hills.
Doomed" is beautiful colored
film and portrays in gorgeous colors
the story Of a man and woman and
the influence of satan over their lives.
The last scene closes amid the fires
Of satan's kingdom.
The songs are Come Benny Sweet
heart Rearie," and Roses Bring
Dreams OF You"
First performance at 7:15. Don't
fctl to see the bill.
Y. ~. A. NOTES.
The Young Mems association has
succeeded the shubert Symphony
club for next SATURDAY. evening. The
concert is given at the Presbyterian
church.
The Shuberts are we'll known: their
program popular and better this year
than ever. The proceeds will go to
the gymnasium fund.
The association begin their. gym
hasium work with banquet Tuesday
evening, Oct. rs. =
Every effort will be made to make
the banquet a success. Tickets at so
cents plate now on sale at Berge-
sons. 5.
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19

The reading room is now onen with
eighteen magazines and ilustrted
'Weeklies on hand. ~.>#T a%att7 #.
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go YOUR TELEPHONE BILL
Is payable on or before the goth.
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SOLITUDE sometimes Is best society. :
Milton. s. z5..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-10-19
Little Crowded.

~ SsSVV ~TVWOOos
A backwoodsman went to New York
city for the first time. says the Satur-
day Evening Post. he stopped at a
Broadway hotel which was pretty well
downtown. Next morning his nephew,
who lives In New York. came to take
him out and show him the sights. They
walked down Broadway until they got
to Canal street. The backwoodsman
stopped and contemplated the great
congestion Of traffic there. hundreds Of
trucks going every way. =
n' Son." be said to his nephew, ''yor
have a nice city here, but it pears Il
me that your folks is q hull passed. be
hind In their haulin'." < >1tss-l
+. p. Animals He Had Met.
Little Harry was visiting In the coun.
try and while there became very much
attached to his cousins pet dog.
Haven't you any animals at homer"
he was asked. e 4. ..5 ....ss. .e "a VI f
astoh. yes replied the little fellow.
Eve have reaches and files."- Chicago
News 49, 5:. s5-s 81. 4 .s. 81 * 2 .is!.
The Washington times., 1909-04-25
PROFESSOR HARRIS
RELEASED ON BAIL
Friends Furnish $4,000
Bond for Teacher Wound
ing Virginia Editor.

WARRENTON, Va. April 25.-Prof
J. d. Harris. who viii be tried for
shooting W. a. Thompson, associate
editor, Of Warrenton, Va, here last
night, has been released on S2000U bail,
furnished by J. W. Jeffries, d. p. Wood,
A. W. STROLLER and J. B. Grayson.
Judge c. NJ. White is attorney for the
defense. Owing TO the prominence Of
both parties the feeling is intense.