The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-24
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS
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Pde1t you please in the flower mGoyersd banquet hall
President Taft.
dies taking Off every topic of current interest The initiation of
new members Ira Bennett of the Washington the
tell truth about the PearyCoo controversy Soener
the two explorers with becoming modesy Each insists that the
other be heard first. Wherefore
CDR Cook, what makes you think you found the poeY
.,E j. Stelwegen told me did" was the reply,
"ws said the doctor ct described the climate there and
he said it just like the 4th of March in Washington"
Mr. Peary asked another investigator chow do you know
The greatest living expert on cold air and hot air told me
"Wiiis L Moore" was the emphatic reply
'Nr Peary did you climb Mount Mckinley" continued
mo" the answer ''but climbed Capitol hill"
To Committee Appropriations alleged
When Or Cook was asked what equipment
him the pole he replied he had with him fountain
and strong determination to make bold dash for the lecture
''NIr Peary" described his equipment follows
"A newspaper contract megaphone OF large size and Matt
as9
,,Yes," was the answer many times"
Just like the halo President Taft in his Boston speech put on
Everybody please join in this chorus about the Speaker of the
Uncle Joe - Uncle joe Don't you skip one white chip
Will you tell us if it's You're in the you know.
Ih4 you TlIt IN DVe Ante 6 up ante up ante up Joe!
suFrageHos in Force.
e % % n w Jss aso % @ the of oeyer
why do you come here? asked President Hall "This is
Thats why we came here answered one of the suffragee
eve always go where we are not wanted"
They failed to get statesman present commit himself
Announcement made of great stc carnival the prn-
BATTLE ROYALW TONIGHT IN THE GRIDIRON RING
GREATEST FISTIC EVENT OF THE AGE! Battling Nelson, the
Rhode Island Kid Cummin the Iowa Demons Gift Pncho
TorI{ Parons +bo on, la Io Tnn 4b DiII It'
WILL FIGHT TO A FINISH RESERVE SEATS EARLY.
Another represented Kitchen where
orders that Were given HIM by his customers
Captain Butt said of the crowd wants plate of hash
with red peppers and tobasco sauce"
zone order of Roosevelt policies proprietor
Secretary Knox wants hot bird said another guest,
'You bet responded the proprietor "Chef Crane
let it szze''
Then Postmaster General Hitchcock Breast of chicken with
wings attached and boiled dumplings"
angeI with dough sad the proprietor
the patrons patrons. ,,,... e..
'AIl gone boss said the chef
'SThen make it slice of Washington pie
mainland Sunday supplement desires point
legged ape ancestors and that upright position lets the ntes
tines sink into the pelvic cavity bringing troubles which
be that should corsets This would be png the
agony Tor there are already too many men wearing false fronts
Cook has been branded mposer The question Dd
ry reach the pe? We must not lose sight of the fact that
agosn which he declared that there hole top
earth into which the roll and that ship could by this pas
cred peoples.
When you buying your very presents this
evening stop and think you have made other person suffer in
order to obtain the spending There's blessing in
a Christmas present paid iS5 WITH q tainted money
On Wednesday the cable reported epidemic of aassna
of in Cro+a