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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

sidney Law. an English writer saws
men Of genius make. bad husbands.
That depends largely on whether their
wives understand them and know how
% manage them.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Hamfatter Hamlet 1.-THE actor,-rhat
hard boiled egg gave me a headache.
His Friend-ycu shouldn't eat hard
boiled eggs. Hamfattcr-i didn't eat
Il. A fellow hit mo with II behind the
ear.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
Happy Parents.

bisiraught Mother-And what with
these heducation bills an all. miss. !
sometimes says TO myself: "'Appy
arr The parents what never 'ad any
children" ! says--T.ondon Bystandcr
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Mrs. Brown-Im AFRAID to let you
have bicycle. Little 1ohnuy-Don't
feel that way. ma. Even II Il did Kill
me. remember that Il would be the last
thing ever asked you for.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Up in Oklahoma they say It takes
ono hundred good men to build .
town. How many names are there
on the trolley bonus subscription?
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Short-If long calls with that little
bill tell him I'm out. Mrs. SHORTCUT
that would be- telling a faIschood!
short-Nothing Of the kind. I'm cot
Of cash.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

The Pessimist-w pay for all this
sne weather later on. The Optimist-
Well. cheer mp. That's the regular
time for paying for things. isn't it?-
Pick.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

The Henpccked Husband-Is my
wife going out. Elsie?
"Yes. sir"
do you know n I am going with
r"-Exchnnge.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Talk about The Outlook paying
Roosevelt 800 per word. That's moth
Ing: the win Of =. II. Hartman con.
veyed TO his wife 100000 per word.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24
The Separation,

Il understand that she 10 separated
from her husband"
"Yes."
'Oh. tell me all about H. What aid
she dor
Nothing. He died"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-09-24

Great men srp they Who - hat
sr'-''un' r. stronger than any material
fs'fe.. : EarrssD.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
FRIDAY MAY 81, 1909.
VOTE FOR THE LOAN.

Next Thursday the special election
will be held at the town hall for the
purpose of authorizing the Board OF
School Directors to build an addition
to the Wabeno school. The addition
is badly needed and we have no doubt
but what the election will carry but a
few of our people seem to favor the
building of two small school buildings
instead of an addition to the present
school building. This would be. the
most foolish and expensive piece OF
work that could be done and is fully
explained by DIR. Noer, secretary of
the board, in an article in another col
umn of this issue. Tue doctor has de-
voted considerable of his time to the
schools for several years back and
knows whereof he speaks. He has
studied their needs and it is largely
through his efforts that the schools
have advanced to their present excel
lent condition, the equal of the best in
the state.
Ore of the best assets a town can
have is a good school, backed by
strong public sentiment. 1t is the
duty and ought to be the pleasure OF
every voter to go to the polls Thursday
and vote ''for the loan"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.
Vote .For the Loan

Vote sF'Or the Loan
Mrs. Ralph Douyette of Lao
ma was a caller in town Tuesday.
DR.. Hubbard was called to
Lakewood yesterday on profes-
sional business.
Paul Schmoll had the second
finger of the right hand cut off at
the joint while working at the
Jones mill Saturday morning.
\ Mrs. H. p. Chase and grand
daughter Miss Eleanor, return
ed last Friday from weeks
visit at Peshtigo and Menomi-
nee.
John Opie of Amigo was in the
village the first of the week look
ing over the town with a view Of
locating and engaging in the fur
nlture business. Mr.. Opie is also
an undertaken.
A. L. Burgan and family, with
the exception of Albert Ludwig,
moved TO Gillett this week where
Mr.. Burgan has leased a saloon
and lunch counter. Albert Lud-
wig will remain here until the
close of school.
Herman Zingler has purchas-
ed of VIM. Hubbard the building
formerly occupied by John Che
Gotta as saloon. The building
is being moved BY contractor
Joe Kimla upon the vacant ling
Ter lot next to Hubbard's new
hotel. After being remodeled
and repaired the building will be
occupied by G. M. Carroll as a
barber shop.
We are glad to note that the
people outside the village of
Wabeno are in favor of building
an addition to the w a b N o
school. Some OF the brightest
students in the high school this
year are from Carter aud we un-
derstand there will be m any
more outside students next year.
Good schools are great help in
inducing new settlers to locate IL
a country and the addition to the
Wabeno school will benefit the
outlying districts as we'll as Wa
beno.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
SoPERTON.

Elias Marston Sundayed al
Menominee, Mich.
Miss Alice Lafeity returned
from Laona Tuesday.
Hugo Felt returned yesterday
from a trip to Surfing
Go to the poles next Thursday
and vote s'For the Loan"
An open air concert was given
by the band boys last evening.
Miss Ellen Jepson returned
last Friday from a visit at Mari
nette.
Miss Maud Kenny visited with
Laona friends from last Friday
until yesterday.
Anton Kelnhofer, Jr. of Me
nominee was here a few days this
week visiting his father.
Mrs. James Kenny left for
Marinette Friday on a few weeks
visit with relatives and friends.
Mrs. Quinlan's father arrived
from Menominse Tuesday to
pass some time at the Quinlan
home.
DR.. Alex sopsr of Chicago
was here this week angling for
trout, returning to Chicago We'd
nssday.
Miss Olga Klar, who has been
employed st the 81. E. McGraw
residence, returned to Menomi
nee today.
lMrs. Ed. Rsavy returned home
Tuesday from . visit at Marinet-
-. She was accompanied by her
daughter, Mrs. Harry A. White.
Mrs. Ray Macarthur went to
Nosling last Thursday for : few
days visit and from there she
will 90 TO Virginia on IN extend
Cd visit.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
BLACKWELL.
Mr.. Blaisdell came up Monday

Mr.. Blaisdell came up Monday
on business.
John Bauer went home Friday
to visit his family.
Anna Cichow returned Satur-
day from q visit at her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Skubitzke made
another trip to Marinette Thurs
day.
Mrs. r. Powers entertained a
few friends for Mrs. Forbes Sat
urday.
Mrs. Howard Rymer is enter
tanning a young lady friend from
Samson.
r. Powers went to Shawano
Tuesday on business for the
Company.
Walter and Oscar Hartman
received a dispatch Sunday an
nouncing the death Of their
father and went to Shawano
Monday.
Albert Zimmerman left Mon
day for his home to see a brother
who was seriously injured by a
train, losing one leg and part of
his other foot.
Mr.. and Mrs. Forbes packed
their household goods and left
Monday for their new home in
Nahma, Mich. They will be
greatly missed here.
Mrs. Crane came up from
Oconto Monday leaving her US
band some better. She will
move their household goods to
Oconto as soon as possible In
order to be with Mr. Crane.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

LGertrude and Lizzie Stuart en-
tered school this week.
Finals will be taken commenc
ing May q. Term standings OF
90 or over will exempt the stu
dent.
The names of the required
High school students will be
sent to Madison the coming week
for certification.
Members of the Agriculture
class received Bulletin 218 per-
tanning to school gardens from
the q. S. Dept. of Agriculture.
The pamphlets are timely and
brim full Of suggestive hints on
the above subject.
The As Language have a little
novel scheme of finding out what
other schools are doing. The
recent venture is an exchange of
courtesies, Wabeno postal scenes
etc, with the pupils of the same
grade in the Adams school, st
Paul, Mimi.
The As challenged the SIS to a
spelling match and it was
promptly accepted, taking place
last Friday afternoon at 4 o'clock.
Each side had four contestants
still standing and so honors were
even. They will spell again to
decide who is the winner
We have few students who
manage somehow to trail into the
class room few minutes late
each day. Once in great while
there may be a reasonable excuse
for this but It's the continued
story that we fail to see.
They not only lose the prepa-
ration, the class explanations,
but it attracts the attention OF
the room as a body and we be-
lieve that a little extra exertion
on the part of the pupil or those
who have them in charge would
make it more pleasantall around.
The Sophomores have jus,
completed the study of Macbeth
aud will debate the following
this Friday:
Resolved, That Lady Macbeth,
with possibly one exception was
the direct instigator of all crimes
mentioned in the play.
Dana Richardson, Hazel Rus
sell, Clara Larson, L. Mallow,
and Geo. Huettle will support
the affirmative while Ed W.
Reavey, Emile Fitzpatrick, A.
Ludwig, r. Richardson, an d
Emma Carney, will uphold the
negative.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
COLORADO, UTAH, YELLOWSTONE
AND THE PACIFIC COAST.

Special low round trip rates via the
Chicago & North Western Ry. to Dem
yer, Colorado Springs, Pueblo, Glen
wood Springs and other points in Col
orado; to the Yellowstone National
Park, and to San Francisco, Los An
geles, Portland, Tacoma, Seattle, Van
couver and other points on the Pacific
Coast. Finest of train service. Most
convenient schedules. These low rates
permit choice of routes going and
returning, and the arrangements for
stop-overs and return limits are liberal.
Ask Chicago & North Western ticket
agent for particulars and for free maps.
itineraries and booklets.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
Notice for Special Town Meeting o.
the Town of Wabeno, Forest
County, Wisconsin.

Notice is hereby given to the qualifi-
ed voters of the Town of Wabeno, Wis
consin, that special Town Meeting
for the purpose of building an addition
to the school house in the Village of
Wabeno, sub-district No. / of said
Town, will be held at the Town Hall,
in the Village of Wabeno, aforesaid, on
the 27th day of May, 1909, at ten o'clock
a. m for the purpose of voting on the
following proposition, viz:
First, To authorize the Board Of
School Directors to- make application
for loan of Fifteen Thousand ($15,-
600 OO) dollars from the State Trust
Funds, payable in ten years in equal
annual installments, with interest at
the rate of three and one-half (3N per
cent per annum, payable annually, for
the purpose of building an addition to
the school house in the Village of Wa
beno, Wisconsin, aforesaid, in Sub
district No. 1.
Second. To raise by tax sum suf-
ficient to pay the principal and interest
of such loan as it becomes due.
Third To authorize the Board of
School Directors to issue school orders
bearing interest not to exceed the rate
of seven ca per cent. per annum, not
to exceed, however, the sum of Fifteen
Thousand l5,000.OO) dollars, said
orders to be redeemed and paid out of
moneys received upon the loan from
the State Trust Funds, and out of the
general School Fund, the issue of said
school orders as aforesaid, being for
the purpose of enabling the work in
the construction of the addition to the
school house to proceed, and to pay for
the same.
And at such meeting as aforesaid the
following resolution will be submitted
to the voters, and a vote taken thereon:
Resolved that the Board of School
Directors be and they are hereby
authorized to make application for
loan of Fifteen Thousand (sl5,000o0)
dollars, from the State Trust Funds,
payable in Ten years, in equal annual
instalments, with interest at the rate
of three and one half (sa) per cent. per
annum, payable annually, for the pur-
pose of building the addition to the
school house in the Village of Wabeno.
aforesaid, in Sub-district No. ].
Be II Further Resolved, that a sum
sufficient to pay the interest and prin-
cipal of the loan as it becomes due, be
and the same is hereby levied upon the
taxable property of the Township of
wabeno, Wis.
And Be 1t Further Resolved, that for
the purpose OF enabling the work in
the construction of the addition to the
school house to proceed and to pay for
the same, the Board Of School Directors
are hereby authorized and empowered
10 issue school orders bearing interest
not to exceed the rate of seven ca per
cent, per annum, not to exceed, how
ever. she sum of Fifteen Thousand
(sl5. 900 oo) dollars said orders to be re-
deemed and paid out of the moneys re-
ceived upon tn, loan from the State
Trust Funds. and out of the general
school fund.
Polls will be open at 10 o'clock .. m.
and close at o'clock p. m.
A. c. RusCH, Town Clerk.
Dated this 4th day of May, 1909.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1909-05-21
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.

Constable John Bauman made
. trip to Laona Friday.
T. F. Moore transacted bust
ness at Green Bay last Friday.
Harry Predeth of Lakewood
was in town on business Thurs
day.
Vim. Muckenheider returned
Monday from a visit to Kewas-
KUN.
Atty. Geo. Crawford of Gillett
was in town on business last
Friday.
Albert Anderson of Lakewood
was a business caller in town
Tuesday.
Matt Kommers Of Amigo is in
the village looking after his in
teres is here.
Atty. B. M Goldberg OF Gil
lett was in town on legal bust
ness Tuesday.
Surveyor n H. Smith and son
Owen of Clintonville have been
here this week.
Under sheriff Robert Purdy OF
Crandon is in town today on
official business.
Atty. W. A. Wescott of Gran
don was in town on business yes.
terday and today.
Miss Florence Mcdonald o
Oconto is the guest Of her sister,
Mrs. M. j. Dickinson.
Mrs. Chas. Schephoester and
Miss Sigrest of Padus we're call
ersfi in town last Friday.
/ + Little Hazel Dickinson gave 8
birthday party to q number o.
her friends Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Bath have
returned from visit at Kewas
KUN, their former home.
|
j. E. Himley returned yester
day from a weeks visit in tht
southern part Of the state.
Mrs. Andrew Nett of Oconte
Falls visited with the Mische
family between trains today.
Deputy game warden A. G
Russell was over to Amigo or
official business a part Of the
week.
Miss Minnie Muckenheider ex
poets to return to Kewaskum
Monday to remain during the
summer.
Henry Boutott, thu small po1
patient, has fully recovered and
was let out of the pest house
Saturday.
Town clerk Albert Rusch was
at Carter giving notice to the
electors of the special election
next Thursday.
Denton Dickinson, who is at
tending school at Chicago, came
home today for q couple OF
months vacation.
E. Hemenway of Carter was in
town last week Thursday on
business connected with the tel
ephone company.
Alex Fowler of Chicago came
up last week Friday to visit his
father, E A. Fowler, who has
been in poor health for some
time.
Under sheriff Robert Purdy S
residence at Crandon was des
troyed by fire last week. The
loss was about $3.50. 90 above in
surance.
Frank Mischo, our enterpris-
ing merchant, moved his family
yesterday into the rooms over
the store, formerly occupied By
A. L. Burgan and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. r. Moore and
Mr.. and Mrs. G. M. Carroll and
son are moving today into the
rooms over the Schmidt saloon,
recently leased by Mr.. Moore.
Will Grossman. who was pro-
noted to the position of head
b<,,H Eoor,or IN tho TOuon nm hor
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11

them, said: TELL them first that 1 am
dead, and. gently work up to the cli-
max"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
TALKED ON
WATERWAYS
w. A. JOHNSON, REPRESENTING
U. c. T, SAYS Statesmen WANT
GOVERNMENT IMPROVEMENT
OF WATERWAYS SHOULD RE-
TAIN COMMERCIAL SUPREMACY

On December 8, w. A. johnson, rep-
resentating the United Commercial
Travellers OF America at the National
Rivers and Harbors congress deliver
ed an address. In his talk Mr.. John
son said in part:
We believe that these natural ar
teries of commerce, our gre at rivers.
should be made and kept navigable
for large vessels by the government,
and that this work should be done
upon bond issue large enough to in
sure Its thoroughness. We believe
that no. other expenditure of the peo-
ple's money would be so universally
popular and satisfactory because none
other could be so universally benefl-
cient. ~
There are half a million or more
commercial travellers in this country.
They constitute the greatest civilizing
agencyzof this or any other age. These
men believe that natures highways
of commerce-the rivers and lakes of
the land, IL utilized as they should be,
and would open. up new and greater
fields Of enterprise for our rapidly
growing population.
TT has been said that the progress
of nations can be measured by the ex-
tent and perfection of their means of
transportations. BY this standard,
how do we measure up? Surely in this
great land of our, so rich in every ele-
ment Of material wealth, with I'M
bounded possibilities of commercial
progress we should attain and retain
commercial supremacy Of all the ma
tons of the earth"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
Helps the statesmen.

Among many merchants who are not
progressive there seems to be an idea
that If they employ large staff of
statesmen there no necessity for
spending money in advertising.
There could be no idea that is far
Their away from the facts as has been
proven time aid time over by the men
in the trade who employ both sales
men and advertising to help sell their
goods. The small merchant who
grows to a large business knows these
truths, and when he comes to occupy
a larger field he keeps up the adver-
Using that he dide wien he was too
small a factor toEIhave a stan ofssales-
men @en the road ~
The great wholesale houses of the
country are fast finding out that 1t is
to their interest to advertise, and
within the last couple Of years they
have come to the front rapidly as adj
vertisers who boom their goods, many
Of which products they identify with
trademarks.
The salesman who travels the coun-
try fr1m one coast to the other knows
that advertising helps his trade, and
every time he returns to the home Of
flee he spends hours trying to con-
vince his house tn ,the.t could make
more money by broadening out their
publicity campaign.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
BOY DRUNK in SCHOOL;
MOTHER GIVES WHISKY
JAG" OF 12-YEAR-oL LAD BE-
ING INVESTIGATED BY MRS.
ELLA FLAGG YOUNG AND
DISTRICT sUPERIN-
TENDENT.

Chicago, Dec. I1s--Peter Sccrc, 70
years old, ssT LaSalle street, was
drunk in the Jones school yesterday,
and the occurrence is to be the sub
ject of an investigation by Mrs. Ella
Flagg Young superintendent of
schools. and Miss Gertrude e. English,
superintendent of district No. 9, in
which the Jones school, East Harri-
son street and Plymouth court is in
Guided.
Attention was attracted to the lads
condition when he fell over on the
floor, dead drunk" He was taken to
st. Luke's hospital, where 1t took sew
eral hours to sober him UP. A subse-
quent investigation by Mrs. Dora w.
Gilman. principal Of the school,
brought to light the fact that the boy
had been given half a. tunnblerful of
whisky by his mother. She may be
prosecuted by the school board.
A. reportfof the Incident reached Mrs.
Young and reused her ire. Last night
she announced she would be at her
office early this morning for con-
ference with the district superinten-
dent to determine future action.
When Score fell to the floor, his
teacher, Miss Margaret Flanagan, did
not know what was the matter with
him. She called a policeman from
the Harrison street station and the
boy was taken to the hospital
"ais mother. Mrs. Joseph Scoro
called at the school this morning and
told me what was the matter with
Peter" said Mrs Zollman. she said
she gave the boy a bottle OF whisky
and that he drank at least half a
tumblerful. She did not even say
that he had been hurt in any school
fracas and had been given the liquor
as a stimulant So far as can learn
there was no trouble at the school, and
1 know OF no reason why the boy should
have been given whisky"
At the hospital 1t was said that the
boy is recovering rapidly from the
effects Of his drunk and that he prob
ably would be able to leave the instt-
tuition this morning. 1t is supposed
the heat Of the room made the liquor
more potent and caused the lad ito
collapse.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
ITCHING SEEMED
TO Be INcURABLE
Terrible Red Patches on Face and
Arms Made Victim Ashamed to be
Seen Suffered IntenseIyfor Ten
Months Expert Treatment Gave
No Relief Two Sets Of the
CUTICURA REMEDIES
ENTIRELY CURED HER

About two years ago contracted
eczema and suffered intensely for about
ten months. At times l thought L
would scratch myself to pieces. NV
face and arms were covered with large
red patches, so that I was ashamed 70
go out. was advised to 60 to q doctor
who was a specialist in skin diseases
but received very little relief. ] tried
every known remedy, with the same
results. thought / would never get
better until friend of mine told me to
try the Cuticura Remedies. So / tried
them as the last resource, and am very
glad that / did, for after four or Eve
applications Of Cuticura Ointment I was
relieved of my unbearable itching. i
used two sets Of the Cuticura Remedies
(Soap, Ointment and Pills), and / am
completely cured, / always recon-
mend Cuticura to any one that is sIIf-
fering and in every case it seems to cure.
Miss Barbara Kral, 629 Mt. Pleasant
Ave-, Highlandtown, Md, Jan. o, 'o8."
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11

The holiday man has been gone
some time. 1t will only be short
time until the man selling straw hats
and fire works will invade the state
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
Fretful Babies
Suffering from Skin Humors,
SoOthed to Sleep by
CutICMra

= A warm bath with Cuticura Soap and
Q gentle amounting with Cuticura ONT
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
Endorsement Now Ignored.

Endorsement Now Ignored.
The Burlington railroad has in
structed conductors to honor mileage
tickets In Missouri detaching one adj
ditional coupon for each four miles or
fraction thereof travelled, regardless
OF the Endorsement thereon, This was
done for the convenience Of CONNER
ciaI travellers. Ever since the estab
1shment of the new Missouri rates
travelling men have been quite anxious
to have this action taken.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11

The salesmen are glad to See the
railroads getting freight on the move.
They feared that the strike might
cause many cancellations
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11

A young man married against the
wishes OF his parents. and. In telling
& friend how to break the news to
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
Carrie Nations Understudy Coming.

Wichita, Kan, Dec. 11.--Myra Nc
Henry. who has frequently been ar
rested for chopping up saloons with
her Ratchet, left today for washington,
where. she says she will keep tab on
congress this winter. When it was
learned that she wanted to go east. q
collection was taken up to defray her
expenses.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-12-11
TRIP TIPS.

The law prohibiting drinking on pas
senger. trains has proven such good
thing that movements are ON foot in
several western states to legislate
against the filthy practice Of splitting
on the floors of cars. Those inter-
ested in public sanitation are putting
forth efforts TO stamp out this prac-
tice. 4e