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The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

This world remembers the man
who dies game-for a day.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

Get what you ask for-dont let any dru
clerk dictate. When you want Painkiller, re
member Perry DAVIS is the only genuine
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

Unless you strive for your right
you are apt to get left.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

Never borrow trouble, but always
| be ready to lend 1t.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30
For HEADAcxIn-uic,,.,c .prnyN,

Whether from Colds. Heat stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Caphdine viii relieve you.
It's liGuldvDleasant 10 taae-&cts iInnedi-
ately. Try 1t. l0c., 25c. and &c at drug
0tOreS.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

Honor thy father and thy mother
If they give you half chance.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30
Warned.

mald-And how does the let.
' ,reads) Farewell, my own,
neaveL protect you from
wing Jack.-Tit-Bits.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

Kidney PITS. They DFOusHt He
prompt relief, and as continued tak-
ing them the pains in my back disap-
peared and the kidneys were restored
to normal condition"
Sold bv all dealers. so cents box
Foster-MilSurn Co.. Buffalo. N. 7.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30
WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
SAYS Mrs. Chas. Barclay

Graniteville, VT. IL was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

% records of the railroads
a q iessened materially recent
.uit OF compulsory adoption
oevices and systems
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

Fortunate is the milkmaid who
has no kick coming.
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30
MUST BELIEVE IT.
Every Reader Will Concede the Truth
Of This Statement.

One who suffers with backache or
any form OF kidney trouble wants q
The St. Mary banner., 1909-10-30

TUL 4 II g
UNTVE2SETyef fECUISgANA
.EW C2LEAEs

-0v-.. y. czk16HEsD. L. D, Prs.idsaa
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
A LESSON IN EXTRA VACANT FEES

the most members OF the bar
judges of the of pleas dsbarred
Ohio of the exOrbant fees and the waefu
manner large administered in the courts
over which they presided SOLDERING effect upon the
matter of large any regard the real value of
the service rendered.
Judges Robert NJ. Campbell and Henry c. McCray, who
formerly presided of pleas the
most prominent judges of Ohio While acting in that
high judicial capacity of the late Mary Freer
up before them and became the subject of great
of litigation The bulk of the estate have been given
to the Ashland County Chdrens home
evident the made its final from
little of leave anybody anything
up the lawyerswth the consent of the
court course and by the functonaries of the court
1t NAV well imagined what the indignation of those
found that the of justice had
which should have the devisees
Fortunately there open by which punishment
and signal example to all who
guilty like hereafter Those who had been
stewards while serving the bench prohibited
practeng profession members of the bar the
of the state of Ohio.
opinion has long been growing in vigorous protest
against practice of looking large estates merely food
of sO-caed justice The demand for
administration of the law the settlement OF estates
been growing definite and more emphatic.
when services in connection with
ships or any of litigation into which may fall
compensated with due regard the actual value of the
and arbitrary standard of what the estate
yield those who temporarily have it in their keeping.
No form of legaed injustice is mperatvey need of
than this and the dsbrmen of the Judges Ohio
IS of the most significant signs of the times.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Why Don't Farmers
Raise Thejr OrOn Beef9
New York Commercial.

AS a prerequisite to the listing of $780,
900, 600 of 1-2 per cent bonds on the New
York stock exchange, under the rules of
that organization, Armour & Co. have
issued a formal { statement of income
and expenses-the first bit of official pub
LEFTY ever given to the concerns inside
affairs. From this report it appears that
the earnings for the year ended October
% show a surplus of s7,127,926, which is
equal to 1916 per cent on the 500 200. 900
capital stock. Consumers of beef, NUT
ton and pork products from one end of
the country to the other, who paid the
ruling retail market prices for them dur
ing the year in question and are paying
even higher prices now, will not marvel
that the leading concern in the business
was enabled to pile up a profit 300 per
cent on it's capital stock during that pc
Rod. The only wonder is that the farm
ers of New England and the south-or III
the region generally east of the Missis-
sippi river-do not return to their former
system of supplying their own meat
wants and the demands of their local
markets.
In New England particularly the farm
erS nave very SeheIallS 'eO"i'No'iN
and steers for heavy farm work. substl-
tuting horses for them who "eat their
heads off, in winter time; and as con-
sequence they have no fatted cattle to
kill or to sell in the late fall and are
obliged to pay So cents a pound for beef
steak The beef trust" 50 called, never
forced them into that wholly abnormal
and unnatural situation. If the Armours
can buy cattle and make money on them
big money" at that-the New England
farmers can certainly make money rails
ing cattle, as they used to. 1t is further
interesting to learn that the Armour COM
pany reports a profit and-loss surplus Of
more than s7O,0OO,OOO. The gross profits
were $1O,5S2, O00 a decrease of 81, 637 $50,
compared with the preceding year. which
was due mainly to the smaller profits
from manufacture and sales.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
THE DOGS OF WAR LET LOOSE.

this country and the Central American
republic reached the breaking point and the
only Naraguan representative at Washington has been given
his passports.
occupying the United States
legation Managua will turn, be given his passports today
and then there will exist nearly state of possible
without declaration by which convenes on
Monday
The tyranny despotsm of Zeaya long known to
all students of Central American affairs He has been apy
characterized as international bgand and nothing else
o describe him SC veil
Matters reached climax when he ordered the execution OF
citizens Groce who participating
in revolution going against the Zelaya government
from the secretary of state to the Ncaraguan
charge Washington giving him his passports about
the vigorous diplomatic that this government any
other, has sent out in many years.
In all the navy yards country preparations being
hurry marines Central America though
public sentiment strongly against
Zeaya that he will be compelled fee without putting much
of a struggle.
The United has taken its present action in the nick
of time for France had already begun take hand in the
of Zeaya forces landed the plantation
celebrated firm of French chocolate makers, Lake
Nicaragua committed depredatOns which brought
representation the home from the
French consul
The indications that this be followed by the sending
of French ship from Martinique Central American
port for the purpose of demanding reparation.
hoses had been begun France instead of the United
telling what might be the terms of the peace
negotiations came and France should demand
direct conflict with the
United States.
The timely action of Secretary has prevented such
complications that the offending government
thing of the and that order of things will soon
prevail.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
1t is too precise

it tell and in what it does not tell too precise
in the wrong place l.
imagine the Homeric laughter with which any state
Mr. Welman the subject OF the north
pole will be by the scientific world by the general
public Weman has been the discovering business for at
least twenty years only thing he has discovered
Watng island Columbus had discovered four hundred
discovered that it Watng
island that Columbus had made his landing.
Mr. Welman erected a tablet the island, setting forth
Columbus achievement his with his engraved
deeply in the tablet, and sailed away
continuously that time he has been discovering
the pole With each recurring for hunting
poles has equipped himself with balloon arranged for
and sailed for Tromsoe and
nroceeed rig balloon Months invariably eapse this
nkerng process seeing that time flies which Artemus
Ward used way time has, he would finally reach
the conclusion late to make the trip that
So he back to Paris spend few weeks there and
then explain why it impossible for him to make
his fight that year
up in the north when word to civilza
ton Cook had discovered the pole He had already made
his ue preparing home when this
reached He proceeded to pack his kit and come home
The records that he had already abandoned his
VOYAGE afoat that he the
lob this of Cooks that he had already
turned the trick.
the other explanations had become little threadbare
and this S a relief from the monotony.
Mr.. Wellman arbiter the subject of arctic
discovery the contribution the humOr of the
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
THE ALABAMA ELECTION.

indications that the constitutional amendment making
prohibition its srce form part OF the organic law OF the
state hasb defeated by a overwhelming majority
out this morning showed that only three
the sxeven counties IN the state had Vod IN IVor
of the amendment
reported that many advocates OF prohibition WORKED
actively against the amendment believing that II "oud hot
promote the of temperance
The important question which suggests itself IN connec
ton with whether the verdict registers the sober
and people The campaign has been
the longest and btteres history of the state At times
emotional been brought into the tight and the
personal equation has not been wanting.
Under circumstances like these whatever have been the
result there would possibility that the verdict did not repre-
convictions of the great masses of the
people personal investigation and elaboration that men
arrive subject which they feel to be
definite and final
If the Mondays election, indicated far really
convictions of the people, the vexed question
NAV regarded settled Otherwise there will be recurrnt
agitation such as has gone on for many years.
results they stand will be read with interest all
the country will be closely studied everywhere,
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

NEW YORK. Nov. 26.-George Croker,
the man who made Sc, 600 by refraining
from overindulgence in intoxicants for
five years, is dying of cancer. His faith
er, the late Charles Crocker, California
pioneer and associate of Flood, Fair and
Mackay-'49ers-left 500 000, 600 to his chill
dren when he died in 1888. but stipul3 ted
that in this his son should have no share
till "for the space of five years con tinu-
ously he shall abstain from liquors to
the extent that he shall not during this
period have been intoxicated"
In 1891 George Crocker notified his
brothers that his abstinence had begun.
And he made good. Upbn a Utah ranch
he worked for three years. converting Il
valueless ranch into a property that has
ever since paid we'll
Two years later he received his 1000, 900
Since then he has devoted his business
life to carrying on the companies started
by his father. He is a director of a score
Of large corporations, notably many Pa
ciflc coast Improvement companies.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

One Vernon Edgar Darlington is stu
dent, one who thinks thoughts Worse
than that, he writes them. He signed a
piece" for the Providence Journal.
which stated that in his opinion Brown :;
bad showing upon the gridiron was due
10 the college fraternity evil; that frater-
nifty men were placed on the team re-
CARELESS of better material.
Well, the fellows who fraternlze took
him out and padded him. and then
ducked him at the college pump.
This will teach Edgar to be shy and re-
firing when he gets into life's broad fell
of battle, and always vote with the gang
instead of being an independent.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Japan's Luxurious Prison

The most luxurious prison in the world
Is IN japan. about 10 miles from
Tokyo In the midst OF gardens where
flourish medlars and cherry trees. where
are seen ornamental ponds with water
lilies. arises the palatial prison.
The cells are spacious and airy. The
lighting throughout is by electricity. and
the apartments are furnished luxurious
~. Bathrooms with marble baths. rot
and cold water being laid on; dressing
rooms and reading rOOms-nOthing seems
70 be wanting 70 make the sOjourn I'm this
prison pleasant
n fact, Il seems an ideal country resi-
dence. scarcely calculated to reduce crime.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Epigram Criminal Code

assassination Is the thief Of time.
Curiosity Is the porch climber OF so
cicty.
Good fellowship IS the firebug of So
briety.
conscience is the sneak thief Of con-
tentment-
The bore is the pickpoc1et Of patience.
The college boy is the check-kiter OF
numor.
The firecracker Is the pirate OF peace
The welsh rabbit is the ghOul OF sleep.
Hard luck IS the sh0plifteF OF hope.
Bad cooking Is the ssndbagger OF civil
n.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Football

He made a run around the end.
Was tackled from the rear.
The right guard sat upon bis nCck
The fullhack on his ear.
The center sat upon his legs.
Two ends sat on his chest
The quarter and the halfback then
Sat down on him TO rest.
The left guard sat upon his head,
A tackle on his face
The corner was next called III -.
To sit upon his case.
Edgar A. Guest, fn Detroit Free Press.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
THE HUMOROUS Mr.. WELLMAN.

Nothing long time has contributed to the gayey
of nations than the deliberate criticisms which Mr. Walter
Weman has passed upon the respective claims of Cook and
Peary have discovered the pole
Welman would have believe that he has into
with all the Cook and Peary data before him. and
generous anticipation of the duties of the geographical
societies has weighed the evidence and pronounced judgment
He forth from this brOodng silence with the opinion
which he the world that Pear statements credible
particular and that Cooks version suspicious what
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

says Colonel Bailey. OF the Houston
Post zone OF the reasons why an At
1anta suffragette thinks woman should
have the ballot is that an Atlanta man
kicks his wife out OF bed every morning.
That woman doesn't need the ballot. she
wants 10 take rolling pin or a bootjack
70 bed with her and return the morning
saIutes'
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
An the Same

mi dear. suppose we take the chi dren
to the zoo today?'
why, John, you promised to take them
TO mother'sr'
IAN right. if it's all the same. to the
children Browning Magazine.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

a great deal OF unwarranted surprise
has been manifested over Uncle Joe Can
non giving only a dime to the pretty St
Louis girl who tagged" him. The real
wonder is that ne gave anything.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
FINE College SPIRIT

PROVIDENCE, r. l., Nov. 27.--A great
many think that the thing referred to as
college spirit" is a myth. Well, 1t
isn't. And Brown college is full of it
College spirit is the most broad minded
thing you ever heard Of
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Tit for Tat
lippincOtt's Magazine.

Efppincott's Magazine.
Name: Isn't this muff Aunt Sarah sent
me FOR Christmas a beauty2"
Dorothy: ITS nice. but I want a muck
larger one"
Name: ''Of course you do. But this l.
plenty big enough fov my hands,
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Would Do His Part

Father of the Bride-Now that you're
married. are you able to furnish six
room house?
Eloping Groom-Er-yes, if you can fur
nish the six-room house.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

a Florida paper accuses an Atlanta man
Of wanting 20 swap a cemetery lot for an
automobile. This Is not so remarkable
considering how narrowly some automo-
BILE drivers have escaped the cemetery.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
INDICATING MRS. OLEARYS COW

historic tradition has been shattered and after
of unjust odum, Mrs OLearys has been vindcated
Big JIM OLeary, of the woman whose cow was SAID
kicked the lamp which started that historic cona
grafton Chicago still living and working somewhere in the
stock yards district of the Windy City ..-s
He interviewed by reporter few days and he took
advantage of the opportunity to do justice to the He
the of the great Chicago fire. nearly forty
combustion generated in lot of
loft of the barn 1t had been hauled in
during the afternoon and early hour in the morning the
blaze broke out spontaneously.
he knew of the story, he says, when he
read of it day the newspapers Every effort made
the canard but is undeniabe that lie travel
league while truth its boots and that the with
the story of Mrs. O'Learys
SO another Of cherished traditions is exploded The
incident of William Tell and the apple has been discreded for
10! these many 1t is doubtful if there such
King Arthur with his rouAd table of chiva knights
which have been handed down
from truly have had wither under the
fierce light of truth.
Byron said
I've stoodup Ah les tomb
m
Among cherished Of traditions was Mrs.
OLearys and it genuine to have to lose that
familiar but tragcaly mischievous animal.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
al Practical View

Hookworm Horace-What do youse tink
OF al dis money beiR' given ter fight dis
ease7
PeiIagra Pete-A rank waste. Fl dey
want ter spend II on parasites. why don't
60 Gip-~ it to us7
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Chicago suffragette says she never has
sewed on a button for her husband and
never viii But It's ten to l she makes
him button her up the back
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

II you slip on a banana peel don't
swear. Rather Be grateful for the op-
portunity given you to remove a snare
from another's footsteps
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

DISTRESSED" has been the aggressor in
quarrel between his sweetheart and himself ami
he wants TO kiss and make up" The sweet
heart vefusCs 10 recognize him and he doesn't
know what to do. The only thing 10 do If you
really love her Is to eat humble pie. Go to her
and tell her that IL all your fault aud
that you sorry. Faint heart won
fair lady" you know.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Peary would redeem himself with the
public By heading relief expedition TO
Dr. Cook
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

The person who said man finds his great
est happiness in work poisoned the happi-
ness OF many an innocent millionaire.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Alabama apparently doesn't mind acute
prohInition. but objects TO the chronic
stage.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

The shirt waist strike has been settled
The peek-a-boo outlook for next summer
nrightens accordingly.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Speaker Cannon has again denounced
the Insurgents II begins to look as IL
Uncle Joe feared something.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

A Tammany Office holder insists that
his salary be cut. and Jet there are
people who say this Is a prosaic age.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Vow Is the time for the pioneer citi
sen TO recall other autumns as ideal as
this.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

ne truth about Santa Claus had just as
well be told He has bought an automo-
bile since last Christmas.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

The man who hates TO give Christmas
rresents has never been known to return
any that are given him
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

IRE government viii at least find Mica
raxua easier to deal with than Standard
on
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03
Sunbean1s

Mr. Taft is ready for hard work"
Look out, Ballinger!
Spring house-cleaning weather!
1t is never too late to be rescued alive
from a mine.
The British budget now has the center
OF the stage near the limelight.
A Virginia woman killed herself rather
than move to Ohio. OF course, it's ter
ribe to have to move to Ohio
The Standard Oil company looks upon
Judge Sanborn's decree as a slap on the
wrist.
Mr.. Rockefeller knows how to assume
an innocence if he has it not.
Summer lingering in the lap of fall.
Are we going to have fresh broiIed
Zslaya on toast?
The good cooks die young
Do your Thanksgiving thanking early.
Senator Aldrich found the west very
Fairbansky.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

At Christmas a man is reminded Of his
relatives
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Or. Cock probably wishes sometimes
that he had stayed at the north pole.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Alabama didn't want to wait hat long
between drinks
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

In Alabama the way of the amendment
Il hard.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Mr.. Taft is ready for hard work
Look out, Ballinger!
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Friday, December 3, 1909.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

A Virginia woman killed herself rather
than move to Ohio. OF course, it's ter
Tible to have to move to Ohio.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

The Standard Oil company looks upon
Judge Sanborn's decree as slap on the
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

The British budget now has the center
OF the stage near the limelight.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Mr.. Rockefeller knows how to assume
an innocence if he has it not
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Senator Aldrich found the west very
Fairbansky.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

The good cooks die young.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Are we going to have fresh broiIed
Zslaya on toast?
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Do your Thanksgiving thanking early.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

1t is never too late to be rescued aliv
from a mine.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-12-03

Summer lingering in the lap of fall.