The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-04

bar at bazaar FIR tn binifit IN en- anti-
foreign league iv British gintlewomen.
She was approached be tn Duchess
who spoke as follows: Ny dear, l
can't recall ye'er name, nor wish to-,
but won't We bring those wondherfui
American Wrights to lunch tomorrah p
says she. oh. we're grace, says tn
queen iv American s'ciety 1--WE have
been so long away firm tn States that
we don't know hardly annywan there
Who are these Wrigbts7' says she
They come firm some place called
oheeo Dayton or Dayton Oheeo. Ye
have such amusin' names rr ye'er CIT
les says tn Duchess. oh, We name
Dayton, Ohio says tn American ar
rystocrat. We ~ Cincinnati know very
few people In Dayton oh but, says
tn Duchess. we must know those dear
delightful Wrights who've invinted
those darlin' hyin machines We must
bring thin to me. Ye needn't mind
comm with thin, IL We don't want to,
says she. Wen, will We believe me. viii
bur Wright wudden't go No. sir. he
said he had to make some repairs in
tn machine an he thought he'd sur
round a couple Nv hard billed eggs an
a piece Of pie I'm tn machine shop.
They were asst to 60 to places that
some Nv our stateliest REPRESENTATIVES
abrood on'y knew be name an they
wudden't go. Thousands iv Americans
busted into s'ciety be pratindin' that
they come fr'm Dayton an knew tn
Wrights. They STINT over to this coun-
thry an got copies Nv Googan's His
thry Nv Dayton firm tn invintinon iv
tn cash registher to tn prisint day so
that whin a NOODLE jock said: eYe
ar-re firm America. Tell me some
thing about Dayton thy'd not be en-
barrassed an perhaps fired out Nv tn
house as imposters. But they cud do
nawthin' with tn wrights. These
foolish young men whit on harnmrin
away at their fiyin' machine an whin
tn king Nv Spain asst to be led to thin
an an American millionaire told thin
Nv tn honor that was goin' to be hurl-
co onto thin they said: 'Oh, is IL
that wopper- jawed young fellow? Well
bring him over An whin this here
thin they said: I didn't quite catch
tn name. oh, thu king Nv Spain. Glad
to have met We. II yen excuse me I'll
so on with our wurruk. Boy, go an
flll that can with lie while I'm putin
on me overalIs.' An there we ar-re
1t win take long time befure tn bad
impression created be thin win wear
off,"
Dye think wen all be flynn soon %
asked Mr.. Hennessy.
Faith. don't know" said Mr..
Dooley 'Ye nivir can tell what this
here dhroll little race Nv men will do.
We've gone long way. Man can fly
now almost as well, as a hen with q
busted wing. ut don't think tn kind
Nv iyin' ye'll liver do will look much
like rale fiyin' to a wild goose goin'
south with his family. II was a flynn
machine man, bumpin' around in a con-
thraption made Nv steel an wood an
canvas an run be gasolene, an called
1t flynn I'd be ashamed to look q
goose In tn face. What I'm afraid Nv
is that these here f1yin' machines will
make us q Joke among the bur-rds Nv
tn air. Up to this time they looked
up to us whin they looked down on us
an see tn wonderful things we cud
do with out feet. But what'll they say
whin they see we don't fly amy more
gracefully thin they walk. Phaps whin
they see a fiyin' machine in tn air.
they don't think we're flynn. They
think there's been an explosion in a
machine shop"
We'll. anyhow" said Mr.. Hennessy,
'Td like to come back hundhrerd
years FIRM now an see how it all comes
out"
Eye wud.' said Mr. Dooley. IAN I'll
bet We this. that IL We come back on
Mondah, two thousand an nine an /
come back on Choosdah an meet Ho-
gan an asst him what ye ARE doinS
he'll say: He's got good job at a
dollar an siventy-five a day, wheelin'
barrow in 1yin' machine foundhry.'
An thin TIL have to start a liquor
shop again to give We tn on'y taste "
f1yin' yen liver have"