Weekly journal-miner. [volume] (Prescott, Ariz.) 1908-1929, 1909-06-30
HOT WEATHER ADVICE.

Ibuaueraue. y. ", Citizen. All Of
them are more or less numerous, just
now, and one IL followed about a.
faithfully NJ the balance.
| so long as men must toll and strive
hot weather advice liz not Of much use.
However. there are few simple
pointers that most anyone can heed
with out an undue strain.
"Don't worry" heads the list, and
this little motto covers n multitude
Of sins. IL is not the great big worry
the human tragedy--that makes the
thin man and the fat man akin these
days, but il in the little, irritating,
insiduous fretting that sets the nerves
swsy.
/ worrying that il IL difficult, indeed,
Ito enter into IA discussion Of them.
One way Of not worrying IL TO take
a vacation. enjoy il, IL il IL only for
enc week or four weeks, and then re-.
turn 10 the grind Of business with
new supply Of fish stories and bottle
OF cold cream: This apparently is the
most up.to.datc and approved fern Of
not worrying. Even IL you owe the
butcher, the baker and the grocer
even il your house rent has not been
paid and you have TO buy your fish
ing outfit on credit, by all means
take u vacation. You may put in the
Silly night wondering how you are
going 10 get out of debt, but you al.
ways have the satisfaction Of know
ing that the bill collector can't reach
you until you return and that re-
duces your worrying capacity by mt
least one.
Another very simple way to not
worry il to purchase a hammock. You
can swing it on the front porch, IL
you have a front porch, otherwise
you will have to find a different To-
cation. However, that is a mere de-
tail, although the front porch IL the
approved place. A hammock looks
very nice and cool, although after
reclining therein for an hour each
evening, you may arise 10 find your
clothes Damp with Precipitation and
that all the glorious colors Of the
red and green hammock have faded
into your one best shirt. But don Z
worry. II should 'soothe your nerves
to see the ncighbors looking envious.
ly at you and to hear their suppressed
remarks about how lazy you are and
how hard your wife has to work.
Another highly approved method of
not worrying Is TO arise at 5 a. m,
OF earlier, IL possible, don white trous.
ers, white shoes, n negligee shirt and
10 boyish look. Then HE away, while
the birds are twittering in the trees
and the sunbesms ARE creeping over
the eastern horizon, and play tennis.
There is nothing like tennis to pre-
vent worry. After you have chased
the festive ball around the court for
an hour and have covered the white
trousers with the dust Of the con.
Aict, you may limp home, smiling
meanwhile, take n bath, put on your
real clothes and eat breakfast. BY
all means smile. Out door exercise
would be useless without an invigor.
ating smile. When you get TO the
breakfast table you may find that the
cream has soured over night, that the
particular egg you happened to draw
made its first appearance in Kansas a
few years prior TO that and that the
baby fed all the breakfast food TO
the family eat an hour before you
got home. However, You have played
tennis and you smile--don't worry.
There are countless other excellent
ways of not worrying to the
one adopted by the old fashioned man,
who puts ON his slippers, lights his
pips. and sits around in his under.
shirt reading the paper. After he
reads awhile, he says: Gosh, but
IL wus hot today" and then he mops
the Precipitation from his brow and
adds; Z" But she was whole lot hot.
er'n this in New York City, by gum
say this here tariff revision business
is "A dummed outrage"
After all, the old fashioned man
gets along about as good as anyone.
There isn't much use in hot weather
advice and the old fashioned man y
way of besting hot weather is just
to grin and bear it.
II will be noticed in this respect
that no reference has been made TO
the gentler sex. Hot weather advice
to woman Is worse than useless. A
woman who didn't MOrTY Wouldn Z be