The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-07-22
SOME PHILOSOPHY.

Misery loves company. but that is no
reason why a man should be recluse.
1t doesn't make a man any smaller
to have q shrinking disposition.
A fellow may have more money than
brains, but not for long.
You can't very well get things coming
your way unless you remove the OBJ
stacles.
Some men never even express an Opin-
ion without marking it Handle with
care"
The man who can make a dollar go
furthest can't always make it come
quickest.
The trouble about looking up to peo-
pie is that it encourages them. to look
down on us,
In divorcing a fool and his money
most of us are willing to be named as
correspondents.
You will discover that most men are
all right if you will only trouble your
self to ask them.
It's no wonder it takes three genera
lions to make a gentleman if it takes
nine tailorS to make man.
The man who tries to drown his sor-
rows in the flowing bowl may discover
that it only makes his head swim.
Many fellow has the reputation of
being bird without being able to feath-
er his own nest.
Even the flower of the family may go
to seed.
Pride may go before a fall, even when
fellow falls in love.
There are exceptions to all rules, and
some people delight in being exception
specialists.
If man doesn't get the better of him.
self some other fellow will.
When the world owes a man living
L. a% aoCfo rot in 1aI1
An egOtiSt is merely man who thinks
he is better than we are.
Many a woman can change her mind
without lettering it.
When a good man goes to the wall he
takes little consolation from the fact
that a good picture does the same thing.
We all have our own way till we get
to be about years old.
Offer a penny for the thoughts of some
people and you will get stuck.
A mans success may depend on the
way he is raised, even in poker game
The buffer puts up a good front to
compensate for his lack of backing.
In spite OF the fact that love is pop
ularly supposed to be blind, many a
fellow has fallen in love with a girl
who is a sight.
1t isn't always the janitor who cleans
out the bank.
The trouble with most people is that
they seem to think they are as good as
we are.
Even when a man has his price a
woman can generally make him feel pref
ly cheap:
The only harmless fool is dead fool
1t isn't every prophet who is willing
to bet on the result.
Some people never forgive until they
forget.
Why does the actor always feel that
it is necessary to make show of HIM
self?
All the people who pose are not mod
els by any means.
He who dances must pay the piper,
unless he blows his own horn.
The girl who marries without love de-
serves a divorce without alimony.
He who jumps at conclusions seldom
gets there with both feet.
Some people couldn't make both ends
meet in an abbatoir.
Many girl has a poor complexion
who is rich enough to afford a better
one.
Considering that it's the unexpected
that always happens. it's a wonder we
don't get to expect it.
The man who permits his pleasure to
interfere with his business may reach
the point where he won't have any of
either.
Even when q man can't count on his
friends lie can count on his fingers
Many a mans aim in life seems to be
not to have any.
Look out for the fellow whose record
won't bear looking into.
Many a girl who looks like peach is
really a lemon in disguise.
The mali who accompanies his wife on
a shopping tour is almost as uncomfort-
able as the woman who accompanies her
husband to a ball game.
1t isn't exactly a feat of legerdemain
to turn hight into day.
Many a man has a face as red as
beet VINO isn't one.
A man may be dissatisfied with his
lot merely because it is too near his
neighbor's .-New York Times.