Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-12-23
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country store trying to keep cool,
this is nothing at all to what I've
seen; it's GOODNESS, absolute frigidity
Why, when / lived out in the Canni-
bal islands, back here in 1878, il the
people would see the thermometer fall
to 100 degrees in the shade they'd
get out their skates and begin to con-
slider the probability of an ice CROP
How high did it used to get?'
asked Major Potts.
, Generally up to four or five hun
dred in the shade. They never did
any cooking with fires out there. Al
ways baked their bread in the sun. Lay
a steak on the window sill, and it
would be done on one side before you
could stick a fork into it to turn it
over. The water was hot, too. Peo-
pie never thought of trying to get
cold water to drink. Put leg of
mutton down we'll and it'd come up
boiled, and you could pump mutton
soup out of the well for two or three
days The first time went to swim
in the ocean out there 1 didn't know
about it, and was nearly scalded to
DEATH"
I'm the ocean?"
Yes, sir; in the Pacific ocean.
Why, dog in that country couldn't
put down four legs at time. He
would go on three legs SOS to give
the other one a chance to cool. It
was common thing for horses to get
their shoes red-hot, and one summer
remember the pavement got so warm
that several horses and their legs
burned off clean up to the knee"
did they have no cool weather at
| ALL
20, yes, of course, that was in the
rainy season. Then it would get
| very cold sometimes, and this caused
curious phenomenon. The island |
lived on was about eight miles long
In winter time, but the heat of sum-
mer was SO intense that it would ex-
pand the island to the extent of about
four miles, and so she'd go on ex-
panding and contracting from year to
year in the most extraordinary man
ner. l know just after / went there
/ bought piece of 10 acres of man.
1t was summer time and paid him
SO much an acre. When the cool
weather came found that it wasn't
more than half the size it ought to be,
and the trees were crowded up to.
gether so close that you couldn't walk
through them. Took advantage of me,
the man did. l ought to have bought
in the winter
"Was it prolific soil?"
swell, yes, when the season was
good. In real hot weather, things were
slow in growing. But ordinarily
my corn would be between 800 and
400 feet high, and the stalks from six
| t9enine feet in diameter at the base.
We cut 1t with axes. The ears were
generally about the size of large
lobster. There was a man over on
one of the islands, named Smith, who
used to raise one turnip a year, and
that was enough, because a single
turn1p would cover three-quarters of
an acre. But one good growing sea
son Smiths turnip grew so fearfully
that 1T covered the entire island. and
Smith had to move off and go up on
the side of volcano back of his place,
however, the turnip would grow,
couldn't be stopped, you know; and
1t did grow until finally it got so heavy
that it sunk the island"
"Did what?"
Sunk the entire island, and that
you know, let the ocean into the vol
cano. This generated steam SO fast
that the whole thing exploded, and
Smith was blown GO miles out to sea
and picked up, discouraged, by a San
Francisco ship. He told a friend of
mine that that was the last turnip he
would ever raise.
Eyes, sir, it was hot in these re-
gions. Let man in good health step
out OF doors in the middle of the day
and he's come back all black and
wrinkly, exactly like dried beef. I've
known men who cured themselves that
way SO that with couple of days in a
smokehouse they'd keep for 200 years.
alive and good as ever.''
"Alive?"
Eyes, alive. And evaporation was
so great that I've seen the ocean fall
l5O feet under hot sun until you
could wade 20 miles from land"
did you. ever do it?" asked the
major.
"Often. I've waded 40 miles out"
IT thought you said the water was
boiling hot
Boiling hot? Well, 1 believe 10,
yes, of course, boiling hot sometimes,
but-but, of course, wore my boots.
No, sir-if any man catches me tell
Ing lie I give him leave to kick me
on the spot"
Then up rose the major, and, elevat-
Ing the toe of his boot, he applied it
to the rear elevation of Abner, and
sent him whizzing out into the street.
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