Sharp County record., 1909-03-05

Y = Maggie, casting a
backward glance.
In love scornfully. We call 'em tn
bride and groom! Nav, they amt
married. They're goin' t be!'
"The information spread and In a
week more everyone who dined regu-
larry at Herr Lobis was as interested
In the bride and groom as though he
had an invitation to the wedding and
the present bought-and paid for!
IF she came in first she would wait
for him. Sometimes they arrived that
way, piecemeal, but they always
waited for each other for the real
neal"
"Indeed?"
"Yes-and the way she would look
at him sometimes used to make a
man spill his coup. Honest, her soul
was in her eyes--and the worst Of 1t
was the whole dining-room saw it! He
thought heap Of her, too He was al
was so considerate and thoughtful and
whatever she said must have been
decidedly witty for he always laughed!
"Of course" continued the man, ex-
planatoriN they had their grave mo-
ments, too.
"'Ill bet he's telling her how much
he made today and what her allow.
ance will be- whispered Jimmie EIamp-
ton to me- See how she hangs upon
every word"
"If his allowance" interrupted the
girl, isn't any more than that OF some
young husbands ! know, she would
need to hang on every world"
I'm sure mine ought to be big
enough" inslnuatingly, but as was
saying, they were very serious that
day.
whats up?' asked Maggie as she
brought In my roast duck.
Shh! Don't go splashin' into
Cupids dishwaterl' said Maggie, grin
ningl Leave I to Love! Maybe he
forgot T. kiss her! No matter what ye
do, young man, said Maggie pointing
her finger at me, don't fergit { kiss
'er! A kiss don't cost nuthin', but It's
mighty Important or course | had
10 buy" continued the man, "and the
boys guyed me pretty much at that!'
The girl bushed,
"Well, The next day, do you know,
they were not there at luncheon.
Honeymoon, bet yol' said Mag.
gle, knowingly
Tuesday when | dropped in, Mag.
gle was evidently brlstllng with news.
Fer tn good Lords sake she be-
gan, what dye thlnk9 They didn't
git married a tall They've busted up
hlghern a klte'
"'What was the trouble, MaggieT' !
asked. What whirlpool Of disoord lii
In their midst and sent the orange
blossoms flying every which wayY
Jaw, cut It, said Maggie, His wife
come down here Yesterday and raised
tn dlvll Amt that reason enough7 ?
you mover can trust these men,"
said the woman opposite, patting the
head of bull pup, dreamily,
And II took the young man at least
twenty minutes to prove beyond all
peradvonture that there Is as much
difference IN men rs there is in--well,
In women, for lnstanool
O O o
Keeping Books.
A Judge at Los Angeles has lust
handed down this one; "lf a girl pays
tho incidental courtshlp expenses OF a
young man who IL seeking her hand,
and he afterwards fails to marry her,
she may recover through the courts
the total which she ID out of pocket on
the proposition, In other words. The
girl who gives tea, or party, or
takes young man riding In her pas
buggy should keep an account, and.
II he refuses her hand, she can recover
damages, "--porry (Ean,) Mirror.
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JayVIllo
Kansas editor prints pretty piece"
telling How 20 Oct 10 Jayvlllb, The al.
reotlons for reaching jayyillo nre alao
quite simple, Following the bad roads
on the wrong side, and keep turning 10
the left until YOU reach n dllapdated set.
tlement that bohstB OF being entirely
free from bonded debt" and the mer.
a. ...l.