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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-02-02

THE CLINTON BATHS"
IS Clinton St, will hereafter he open day and
night Except Sunday. Ladies' day. Mondays.
% a. m. to 10 p. m.
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Fvppyvriters.
TYPEWRTTERS bought. sold and exchanged.
Old machines rebuilt; made good as new at
small cost. MURRAY, 122 Market st. Phone 3s46.
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Printers and S~tatiOners.
YOU WANT WHAT o WANT WHEN YOU
WANT 1T. <BIRRELL-BROWN CO. Printers
and Stationefs, 1874 Broad St, STAR Building.
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LOST AND FOUND.
ADVERTISE FOUND ARTICLES.
THE LAW.

JE YUM NNiIOI<EIo'
LAW
- person who finds lost prop
eItN under circumstances which
give him knowledge o. means Of
inquirinE as to tte true owner.
and VINO appropriates such prop
erty 10 his own use, or to the
sse Of another person who Is not
entitled thereto. without having
first made every reasonable effort
TO End the owner nnd restore the
property to him. is guilty of
larceny. New Jersey State
lAws.
Advertisements of Lost and Found may be
telepboned through any Advertising Agency.
Branch Oiiice, or to the Main Office. 79i
Hroad street. Newark. Telephone 1880.
They Will be published In both Morning AMI
Evening STARS at the rate OF enc cent 3
word.
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C1r1oin~ 1ud Dwelling.
GERMAN-AMFRICAN SCHOOL

for cleaning, dyeing and bleaching IN NIL its
branches. now open. Advice free. Apply or
write to school. at 30 1IaIn 50 East Orange.
CHEMIST PEAR in charge.
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MISS TowNsEND'S BOARDING N "A
SCHOOL o GIRLS. 81 Park place. New
ark. N. J.-Thorough instruction In all depart
nents. Well equipped gymnasium and labors-
tory. Certificate admits to leading colleges.
Reopens September 80. Miss Townsend Will be
at home from 10 to 9 after September IA. Cir
cu1ar.
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window shades.

Window Shades
ENTERPRISE WINDOW SHADE 60. IS Mar
ket St. branch of $50 Springfield av. the
only reliable makers Of window shades: est'-
mates cheerfully given. L. d.. tel. 222S-R.
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0rnS~tnakfnE.
MCDOWELL sYSTFM-Easy to learn: rapid Il
use. Gold medal Paris, st. Louis Exposition
over all competitors as leading method for cut,
ting and making ladies' garments. Individual
insti uction Open daily; Monday, Tuesday
Thursday evenings. Punils make their owr
dresses while learning. Catl or Send for cir.
cular. ROSE c. LYNCH, ss5 Broad st.
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TF"tDffDg.
CARDS. bilihesds. etc, fine work, quick deliv
cry, 75o up. ROSE PRESS, 15s Mulberry.
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THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC.

THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC.
LOUIS RTHUR RUSSELL, Director.
Reopens. rwenty-fourth Season September Sth.
ENDOWED with Methods Of instruction
which Reach Through from Fundamental Train
ing to the requirements OF Artist and Teacher.
Send for new Literature, Records of Schools
using the Russell Systems, Programs, Appre-
citation. etc. Address the Secretary. Music
Hall. Centre street, Newark: New York Di-
vision, Carnegie Hall.
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KRAMS-On Monday, February /. 1903.
Elias Krams, ageu 63 years 8 months 10
DAYS, 50 West street.
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JoIfN-on January 81. 1909, Edward. be-
loved husband OF Emma John nee
Leben), aged 80 years 9 months and u
DAYS. ga Elm street.
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L.ET-on February /, 1909, Ethel NJ,
daughter Of William n. and the late
Clara Lee. aged % years, 81 Lafayette
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LboYD-At Bloomfield. y. J., February !,
1909, Martha M. wife of Thomas Lloyd,
and daughter of the late Alexander and
Ann Derbyshire, in ner Goth year, 20
Thomaa street.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20

"weI. put In the brick and light it
and let's see"
Fire Engines on Scene,
The compound took fire as soon as Q
lighted paper was held to It, and Mr..
Bowser had just uttered n yell of vic
tory when there came a great pun of
smoke and flame The smoke was
chokingly acrid. After one Whit OF
II the kitchen was deserted I'm q hurry.
1t didn't stop in the kitchen. In FIVE
minutes It was permeating the whole
house. and in ten the Bowsers were
driven into the front yard 1t didn't
take long for n crowd to assemble and
for some one to turn in fire alarm
and bring three engines Gathering to
the spot. Mr.. Bowser attempted to
explain matters, but he was elbowed
aside. and the firemen dragged their
hose into the kitchen and drenched
things with a hundred barrels of wa
ter. When they were through the
chief turned to Bowser with:
what in thunder have you been up
TO around this hOuseF
81 was trying to discover new
fuel"
"Wel. guess you have succeeded.
The whole top of your range is melted
with the heat, and II you get rid of
this smell and muss inside OF week
perhaps you'll get little sense into
your fat head. Lord, what a lot Of
idiots there are in the world! As you
were monkeying around you'll get no
Insurance."
When the fremen and crowd had
departed and Mr.. and Mrs. Bowser
were left alone TO wade around kitch-
en- and dining room and pick up the
pieces she quietly remarked:
well, would you call your expert
ments a success"
Woman. don't think ! can't see
your fine Italian hand lp this" he
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20

m rs soon as the COOK can spare It
his evening"
But why don't you go ahead and
tell me what all this is about?" pro-
tested Mrs. Bowscr.
an do 1t at once. but you are the
only human being Id trust with the
secret just now. Mrs Bowser, we
burn coal In the furnace and in the
range, don't we?'
"Of course"
I'VE burn It because we can't get
wood to burn. Wood has become so
scarce that they are using COnl even I'm
the farmhouses. DO you know. how
long the coal supply of the world will
last at the present rate Of consump-
tlOn?"
Several hundred years, believe"
"You are way Off. my dear. | fig
ured II up three times today. and | can
give you the exact figures. II will last
exactly thirty-one years. -four months,
FIVE days, seven hours. fourteen min
utes and thlrty-nlne seconds. Nothing
like being exact about these things.
And after the coal supply is gone
what thenT
1--WE must get something else"
surely we must. and cant you see
that the man who invents and pro-
yides that substitute In advance is go
ing to reap a tremendous fortuneT
"And you think you are on the track
OF itT'
II only need about two hours for ex-
pertinent and the battle Is won. Be
fore you go TO he'd tonight you will be
rich woman, also proud woman
proud Of your husbands success"
Mrs. Bowser didn't enthuse, but he
was not discouraged As soon as the
cook could vacate the kitchen she gave
Il mp to him and received permission
TO go and see her mother and remain
away all night. Mr.. Bowser seemed
to know just what he was doing. The
mixture In the jug and the asbestus
were mingled with the sawdust from
the bag and stirred around and poured
into the box TO make solid cake.
Then the fire In the range was damp
ed, and he was ready to see what vir-
tue there was in his new discover, AZ
this junctufe, although she had been
warned to remain upstairs. Mrs. Bow
ser came down TO view proceedings.
she snlffed and snuffed and remarked
that there was bad Odor in the kitch-
en-. and Mr.. Bowser replied
Never mind about the odors. AS
soon as the stuff is lighted the Odor
will disappear. Can you catch on 10
what | am doing"
"You are pressing the stun into a
brick, and the brick Is to go into the
range, but how about the costf'
when get to making them al
wholesale the bricks are to cost 3 cents
apiece. and one OF them viii burn al
day. Two OF them win run the fur,
mace twenty-four hours. One hundred
Of them. at a cost OF SO, will run a
steamer across the Atlantic. Mrs.
Bowser, the possibilities Of this thing
are appalling absolutely an-paV V-lpg."
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
A Rlme Of February.

want TO write some lines-ka -chewI
OF dear old Feb--ka-c chaw!
But every time write few
have to sneeze-ka-tawl
And this not only breaks into
My train OF Thought ka-cheei--
And makes me take a gloomy view
And quite discouraged be.
But every time | sneeze. you see,
These sneezes big-kR-choO!-
The paper that's In front OF mo
le blown awayt-ka-tool
SO ! can write NO pretty rlme
or Feb-ka-chee, ka-ohowi-~
For it's the doggoned slushy time
Whan folks catch colds-ka-t0wi
Kansas City Timas
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
'DOWSER GETS A JOLT
Dreams Of Catching Fish and
Thinks of Scheme.
iNvENTs A PATENT FUEL.

Out the Fire Department, and Furn-
tore Is pestroysd--oId Man Frantic.
Wants lmmcdiate Separation.
tcoyright fso0 by r. c. McClure.l
TIRsI There came TO the Bowser
residence boy with a bag of
sawdust on his back. and to Mrs
Bowsers inquiries he replied
1T was ordered by short, fat
baldhcaded man, and he seemed to
know what he wanted. lie didn't want
lumber or nails or dsh poles, but he
wanted sawdust."
But what. can he want OF it2' she
asked herself
Il heard him tell the boss that he
was going TO experiment with 1t and
that he hoped to strike a big thing
Anyhow. l was told to bring It here,
and here II is"
Half an hour later second boy ar
rived He had gallon jug full Of
something. and when Mrs. Sowser said
that she hadn't ordered any moasses
at the grocery he looked at her as II
his feelings were hurt and replied:
Excuse me, madam. but | am no
grocer's boy. Juggling jugs Of molasses
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
AN UNFORESEEN OBSTACLE.
Why the Astonished Lover Thought
He Had Better Wait Awhile.

Why the Astonished Lover Thought
He Had Better Wait Awhile.
"H HAVE arranged everything"
AS she looked up trustingly into
his eyes .he young and beautiful
girls hand stole confidently into that
OF her astonished lover.
Everything he exclaimed.
"Yes, dear. I went frankly to father
and told him the whole story-how we
first met, who you are and indeed all
the clrcumstances-and he made not
the slightest objection. Then / went
to mother and told her the same thing,
and she said that she was very GLAD.
SO, dear. there is nothing more to
worry about"
He looked at her vaguely.
Didn't you tell me-" he said hoarse-
ly, that your father would probably
get mad at the first mention OF our
love and try to throw me downstairsT
81 think intimated something like
that"
"And didn't you tell me that your
mother would probably drop off into
Mysteries and refuse positively ever to
let me enter the house againT
Something like that. dearest"
'And didn't you give me to under
stand that we would probably have to
meet clandestinely and that in all
probability we would have to elope
and take the chances afterward Of the
old folks forgiveness?"
She smiled wlnningly.
"Yes, dear. But just think Of IT! 1t
has all been arranged so nicely, with
out one Of my forebodings coming
true. Indeed may say that father
and mother are both delighted. Now
the only question is when to set the
wedding day"
But the young man shook his head,
I'm awfully sorry to disappolnt
you" he said. "but ! guess I'd better
go home and think this over. You are
all little bit too anxious to get mer'--
New York Times. IlIl
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20

LAST NIGHT I DREAMED OF CATCHING
FISH,
around i am learning the business In
drug store, / am, and / don't even
speak to grocery kids"
"oh, see. Well, is It molasses iD
the JugT'
ono, ma'am: it's salt and acid and
other things. IL was ordered by q
short, fat baldheaded man, and he
told the boss that he was going to
make a million dollars In the next
month"
The jug was Sken in, and then there
came a third boy with Il couple Of
pounds of asbestus in a paper and
small wooden box. TO Mrs. Bowser's
inquiries he answered:
Cant say what is up, ma'am, but
they were ordered by a short fat man
He looked like a desperate character
to me, and | shouldn't wonder II he
was Black Handler. I've expected
TO be blown high sky every step of the
way"
There WIS mo- longer any doubt Of
the Identity of gho "short, fat man."
Mr.. Bowscr hnd got some new idea
into his head and would probably set
about experimenting when he reached
home. Mrs. Bowser thought Of leaving
the things outside the basement door
and letting some tramp carry them of,
but they were finally slowed I'm the
lower hall. and she prepared herself
for the tragedy that might be coming,
Bowser Reaches Home.
1t was easy to see that Mr. Bowser
was in an excited frame Of mind when
he reached home. The first thing he
did when he entered the hall was to
ask II the various parcels had safely
arrived, and when answered I'm the af.
irmative he led the way down TO din
ner and explained;
81 was pricing a diamond tiara for
you this afternoon. and ! found that
could get very nice one for 5000"
That's nice Of You" she replied
"but II you want TO be real good you
will price two or three pairs Of stock.
ings for me instead"
:" VIII price fifty, a hundred, n thou
sand pairs for you tomorrow and
bring home the tiara within weel,
besides"
"Then something has happened to-
dayT she queried as he smiled and
chuckled.
Ysomethlng has, my dear. Last night
! dreamed Of catching fish. and when
got up this morning ! felt py good
luck In the air. No more counting the
peniAes for MS. All wen have to do
win be 10 breathe and eat and cut OF
our coupons. Why don't you wave
your hand and shoutT
,'But you are such an enthusiast. you
know. One time when you bought
six chickens you were going to sup
ply America with eggs"
This was touching Mr. Bowser on
the raw. and ordinarily he would have
resented the imputa;!on IN no uncer-
tain terms. but on this occasion he
simply chucked over IT and added:
"Yes, ! do enthuse. but those are the
sort Of men that win out I'm The end,
I'm enthusing now. but | have hun
dred reasons TO. rye hit It this time
hit II for sure. If you think you can
keep barrel Of diamonds around the
house without attracting burglars Just
say the word I've always thought
ia like to order whole barrel Of
them at once. shall want the kitch-
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
REMOVAL
The Marion County
Bank Co.

Has removed TO more commodlous
quarters at the corner OF Main and
Center streets This change is made
necessary by reason OF its large and
business, With these i'm
proved surroundings the bank is
better prepared than ever to serve
its customers.
We invite you to call and Inspect
our new home.
NEW ACCOUNTS SOLICITED
OLD ACCOUNTS PROTECTED
IL ACCOUNTS APPRECIATED.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20

With a heart fun OF good intentions
and bag full of upllft tracts he ap.
preached the cottage in the bucolic
wilds.
Madam, may ] leave some tracts
with your
"You may, kind sir. but leave the
heel marks of them pointing directly
toward these steps" = Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
Hiah Handed

"Dont you think PAGERS methods Of
finance nre rather high handedT
81 Should say So" answered Mr.
Dustin stax. II have never seen him
called IN a poker game that he did not
show the highest hand In the parity
Washington Star.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
An Infant Industry.

Trotter- How is our old friend Blank
getting along?
Homer-oh he's making fortune
out of an infant industry.
Trotter-Infant industry?
Homer-Yes. He manufactures incu-
bators. st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
March 6.
APRIL 3.

Examinations commence at $50 a. m.
and no application win be received after
10 a. m. All examinations will be Writtan
and positively no private examination
Will be granted. A fee OF so cents will be
charged on admission 10 the Examination,
yeiOpe, stamped and addressed 20 him or
herself, In which certificate or notice ~
failure viii be forwarded; Applicants Will
VIII be granted when the grade IN anv
branch falls below e6. An average OF 10
Win minimum OF % seccrea a certificate
secures a certificate OF two years, IS with
q mt tnimum OF So secu' es a certincate fof
three years. W
snecess In the school room viii alao ba
taken into, consideration In determlnins
the Glass OF certificate.
e.W AllmendinRs
.Ber r. Bell. Clerk. =
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or Had lust oos a.

81 don't believe that man really owns
an auto"
"WhyY
"He keeps speaking OF his in such
loud and important tone."-Kansas
City Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
conrricl,, ncnv1n. hv MURRAY MUSIC co. Nem York.

turned ana shouted TO ner. ''lt needed
but this one thing to take us into the
divorce courts, and here It isl"
NJ. QUAD.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20

Hewitt-It doesn't pay to borra
trouble. 4
Jewett- Right you are. My wife ana
! had many an argument over the
question whether we should name our
child Mary or May, and we found
later that neither name would At ven
by the time that the child put on lonn
pants.-New York Herald.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
piplomaex.

Diplomacy.
when a man has an argument with
his wife and she proves he is in the
wong
"Yes9"
Should he own up TO itT' ~
mo; that's bad business He should
maintain he was right and then 90 out
and buy her something nice."-Hous-
ton Post.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20

y --N--,------,---lN--1e---e--S--.
- - - - - - - :
want TO know the reas on why |
when say your lips are red as
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-02-20
Try the Mirror want column.
SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS

The School Examiners of Marion county
Ohio will meet for the examination n
teachers at Central school building, Sat.
ufdaY.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-05-08
nkEEp ON THE WALL"

The new signs on the New Haven
green read Keep on the walk, which
is Just opposite from the old signs,
Keep off the grassl" But will the
great American free citizen ever do
either? There Is no existing evidence
that he ever will or can. The Ameri-
can does neither. He moves quick
he Is in a hurry. The short cut is
always inviting to him, and If permit
ted he makes Il at the street corners
across private lawns and on public
grounds wherever an opportunity for a
short cut presents itself. In our cit
les the diagonal wire fence from the
house corner to the edge of the walk
stands as the only means Of preven-
ton known and resorted to as a pro-
lection to private property. The news
boy. the milkman and the grocer's
clerk all cut across wherever they can
to save steps, and that accounts for
the worn and beaten tracks all over
the private property Of New England
No doubt every American would like
to keep on the walk but he can't
he is In q hurry and seems to be pain
fully conscious of the fact that time
waits for no man." To save steps is
to save time, and while it may also
mean "is to disigure a lawn" what
does ne care for that-or "a town
green" why should he worry about
that? The popular American motto
is Get there!" and isn't he getting
there? Could he get there If he fol-
lowed the walk instead Of the short
cut? Hardly. Keeping on the walk"
is left to those who have time to do
so.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-05-08
GARDEN RLuERERRlEs.

The cultivated blueberry appears to
be an assured fact because it has
been learned that it thrives upon a
sour soil and that it can be fostered
where most plants cannot be. The
chief botanist of the agricultural de-
partment at Washington has found
that the roots Of the blueberry carry
a beneficial fungus, enabling them to
assimilate the food which it draws
from an acid soil. The retention of
this acidity through suitable ground
covering. on nearly worthless areas
possessed of the proper soil elements,
seems to furnish the key to the new
cultivation.
With bushes six or eight feet high
closely set, the yield per acre OF this
berry will be many times that of the
product which now reaches the mar
ket. So much Of the hill country of
New England is good for little else
that the prediction is freely made
that the BURBERRY, repeating the ex-
perience of the cranberry, will witness
. development limited only by the alb
sorbing powers of the consuming mar
kets. It's producers will not have to
plough their soil, distinct advantage
to them in rocky and billy country.
The endeavor is not to make larger
blueberries, but better. 1t is believed
that the flavor can be greatly i'm
proved, and that the crop can be more
than doubled. The experiments. car
ried on in New Hampshire, with the
berry have proved to be most encour-
aging, and the day of garden blueber-
ries Is not so distant as one might
SUPPOSE
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-05-08
BACK TO CORN.

1t is recognized that the way to a
more rugged manhood and woman
hood for this country is to return to
the coarse and simple foods Of other
days. Wheat -four has been ground
and sifted and bleached until its adul-
iteration has become such an injury
to the people that the government has
forbidden the sale Of the bleached ar
ticle. How puny the people of today
would look in contrast with the corn
fed Americans of half a century ago.
To be changed from a nation Of dys-
peptics to a nation Of sound stomachs
and true hunger we need to go back to
the days Of goober bacon and corn
pone.
There are only a few women today
who can take a cupful Of cornmesI.
bit Of water, pinch Of salt and a
portable oven, and create corn bread
which would please the palate Of a
connoisseurj but that was feat which
was common when this country was
young and had as sturdy manhood
as any country could boast Of
Appendicitis was not common in
those days. and the demand for in
sane asylums was not greater than
the supply A return to a coarse and
nourishing diet is the way to less
adulteration and better general
health.
The American people know what
corn meal is, and as a wholesome and
nutritious food It will hold its place.
for 1t agrees with the leanest purse
and the most delicate stomach.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-05-08
rHE cHILp ANp rHE puRsE.

The child who has to earn money
puts a higher value upon it than the
child who has coins OF small and large
denomination given to it. and the sea-
son is now at hand when the small
boy can be trained to do little jobs
for pay-to do chores for the money
he needs, with the prospect of becom-
ing better boy and man in eonse-
duence OF these little habits Of indus
try.
The Lad who cleans up the yard.
rakes the lawn and runs the lawn
mower in these days for nickels and
dimes, has a conscious pride of being
a helper and an Garner He is learn
ing what it is to earn money as well as
to spend 1t; and he does not get to
be a little spendthrift before he really
knows what the word means.
Encouraging a child to earn money
is doing ones duty by him. To train
them to think that coins come for the
asking, and that there are plenty
more where the others came from IS
to do him a personal injury from
which he cannot easily recover.
The practical information which a
DrlBnt boy can gain Dy INDUSTRIOUS
habits and systematic methods will
be Of use to him to the longest day
that he lives. and to neglect such
training is to deprive him Of prep
aration which must tell favorably for
him IN every employment Of life.
This is small matter, but the i'm
portance Of It is self-evident. To be
started right IN life is to have a great
advantage over those who have not
been.