The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-18

4 Would not De the housed SOUL
. matter OF impossibiiity to get her
TO do the house work.
Speaking Of signalsng Mars, wonder
II Venus won't feel snubbede
Sea serpent appeared off Long Is
land few days ago in spite OF the
fact that efforts have recently been
made to reform consy Island.
to Perhaps ssss a. Mr. AIarlsh merely desires
home run.
Mr.. Rockefeller says that every
great hnancier owes 1t to himself to
little favorIte ways Of referring TO the
responsibilities" Of wealth we pre-
sumo.
A New York Girl took what she sup
ly developed a dssire to commit bur-
glary.. Druggists should be very care
ful about labels. However, as to
whether her desire was to steal some
nody's husband Is not mentioned In
Admiral Sebree declares that 1t would
be easy for foreign fleet to take New
York. But then what does q foreign
town like New York, There would be
some pleasure In stealing sanity Mont
gomery, the home of blonde angels,
blackberry pie and buttermiik.
Ice trust having put up the price OF
Ice because of the scarcity Will now
put it up little more because of the
heat.
Farm note says hemp eradieates
Hemp is great thing.
Big flow OF natural gas has been dis
covered and the strange part of 1t Is
that IL has no connection with the
United States Congress this time.
How cool the mountain peaks.
How clear the mountain streams,
The woods this time of year
Invite one to sweet dreams
We see the slim canoe
Glide through the mirrored lake
We see the wild flowers nod
On meadow hill and brake.
How nice to sit and look
Upon these rustic scenes
That call US from the pages
OF the popular magazines.
Now we have a chewing gum merger
to give the trust busters the jaw ache.
Alabama miikmen don't have to
water the tactical fluid so long as the
Juicy watermelon am laughin' on the
vine"
Eastern writer is now trying TO
prove that Cleopatra was red headed.
Mebbe she was--she had the merry
temper all right all right.
Cheer up-the worst of the hot
weather is yet to come.
Since the judges of the Supreme
Court of Georgia are to wear gowns
wonder IL they win have those cunning
little pink ribbons in the front like
well-er-like we have read about?
In Abyssinia the wife is said to be
the head of the household. Abyssinia
isn't the only place to boast Of such
right here in Montgomery but we
amt calling any names.
Anti-slander club Is to be organized
In Rome, Ga. 1t will not have many
women members. however. is our one
best guess.
The Rome Tribune- Herald tells in
a long editorial What TO do with the
black hand" Wash IT; that's the best
thing to be done with it.-Aususta
Oh. no-"shake It"
Oldest chorus girl in Germany Is
said TO be eighty years old. She has
nothing on America, however, as any
one can tell this time Of year by ate
tending a park theatre.
save Up Your Song.
Save UP your songs for rainy day,
Then's the time you need EN-.
If you sing 'em long tn way
Folks is sure to heed 'en.
never was much
On the optimist
Who'd never sing
Till sunshine Kissed.
Save up your song for tn dreary day
IT'S then folks want to hear EN-.
Scatter sunshine long tn way,
Every time you're near EN-.
Plenty of sunshine
Jes keep quiet
Jes keel quiet
When things look blue.
PHIL II. ARMSTRONG.