The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-10

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 Can you tell me the. name of A cer. tan tan young woman in that dormftorJ :. Sure I don't know. % sir9 Who D. 1t yez holy reference toY' 0' are !: thsTs s 2 girl there whose initials There's Miss Xmeis os Brown om let am me M;.: sss se .hem-ohs sir. oi hey it-r-lt's I 's eant hat dimpied Miss Amy RoachmSsrsn ca nsired rs an. an no other. Amy Roach her name .,. .Mrs; r,, ,o'Hoolisan I feel sure she is you. Now tsii me the exact Location 'o of
 You sse thot second window from sne tn end on this side. sir. facing the
 Yes, yes. go on."
 nin' the full length of the buildin' and the nrst room in the front on the hali- way on this side Understand sir? Her an Mss Lemuei rooms together. they fese Ho; Tne sne tive tive biggest diyyiis In col , Thank you. Mrs o'Hooligan. now s,ntSs.d Insn do you deliver Miss Roanh's .,,;r Pretty late as a rule, sir; some- sn,is,r,. 1 her, there's so many others in the
 .Good--it couldn't be better.v5
 Now. Mrs. o'Hooligan. my actions ,ut nv ooupt puzzle you no little, so I sha all RRaoeeea Raos M at once to explain to you, You are @ about bborhaPs observed that you and I xery ssn snort and very fat" Obadiah Ss,,oppsd and smiled for the woman with bin bSiinnen,ng am ysa faee was backing away from truly believed him a raving maniac.
 He hastened to reassure her: :.
 The fact is have an important rea- seh sef in Tor neqsa 9sliyering these clothes my y o'clock! Do you understand Ne I sm not crazy. but you must help me. I have got to see this thing through. and
 For S Soment en M Mrs sVST oHoclsaa ocinS1 sanea Green .w,th a look of pity. she Iaa had h card that he was eccentric. but was and out insane. However she would humor him as there was probabiy money aMy n 1t for her; understand this tan-trum of Yours, but suppose you have a reason, sir. for maxim such a monkey of yourself but don't veg blame me If yez land in the
 wei. you fulall your part ri. of the contract as quickly as possible. It is now o'clock and am going home to supper. You send the things up to me ss once. understandg And don't you "Au right. sor. send them up ,oI will but holy mither if Oi ever see the bate or II Tn all me born days"
 Well. sorT'
 ''Mum's the word"
 Sure" and with a chuckle the good natured Irish woman had tiisappeared around the fence corner while Obadiah to himself hastened home faster than he had ever done in his
 Just as he had cleared away the sup- per things and was in the act Of feed ing the Kittens, Obadiah heard a knock at the front door and took the clothes basket from the hands of the smallest hopefuls.
 Obadiah gave the boy coin and asking no questions the little shaver
 Obadiah nshed out a black dress and . black straw hat with green ribbons 0n t from the mysteric us nuffy white stun that goes to cdhstitute tie con and hastily proceeding to don the dress and hat smiled chiidishly in the tall mirror as he contemplated the re- here and shake there and he was the counterpart of Mr& o'Hooiigan, the Celtic wash woman for the young la ul6S' seminary.
 The Kittens were sound asleep as Obadiah lifted their basket very gent ly and dumped them into the snug clothes basket where they soon settled into deep sleep. evidently brought on by a plentiful supply. of rich Jersey milk and a nap under the stove for the last two hours.
 By this time It was a quarter to at 9, Obadiah hastily caught up the clothes basket and hiked forth into the night.
 escapade of this nature. Though so we'll made up was Obadiah that his own mother wouldn't have known him in broad daylight.
 Walking with a bustness-like tread around. to the rear. of the dormitofy, Obadiah ascended the Kitchen steps, turned the knob of the door and walk though he had been performing the act every night for ten. years. Glancing neither to the left or right. and not even stopping to notice the, cook. who Stuck up thing" he hastily climbed the stairs and landed on the second floor safely. Here he paused to catch his breath and rest a bit
 Next he climbed another flight of 3 stairs which placed him on the third floor. Only one light was burning in the dim hallway. which was encourag-
 
 seen.
 His heart leaped to his throat as he neared the door of Miss Roach's room, and he trembled with fear as he noted that her light was still burning though the others were all out
 Summoning all his strength he dart ed forward in business-lfke way to knock loudly and firmly as he imag- med Mrs. O'Hooligan would have done.
 But oh, horror of horrors, just as he went to step briskly forward and knock, he slipped upon a banana peel- Ing which the mischievous Miss Roach had left lying there to catch the ever; like flash of lightning obadiah's lay sprawling upon the floor. while the kittens and dainty lingerie flew in ey- ter Miss Roach and her companion peeped through the keyhole to see what they supposed was. Miss Lcng. when they saw the reclining figure Of weekly washing and several small kit tens spread all over the floor in con giomerate mass
 With. scream both young ladies fainted away.
 companied By every teacher and the upon the scene.
 Gentle reader. words are inadequate to describe the consternation and con fusion that followed.
 Obadiah tried to explain, but at the sound of his voice all the ladies set up such a screaming as to render anyone deaf but themselves.
 Then Obadiah tried to crawl out of the window; he couldn't raise the win 1ow for 1t was locked and then mak- Ing a center rush through those fe- o seps w every SGwn femse 1ns tTS S the place trying to scratch his eyes out.