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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-06

IN ]. W. sAYRE.

~ VAS entirely necessary last
rat for ne TO see BAL.
h Wexford In person be-
\ | eoala be entirely satisfied as
4 meaning OF some Of the
usszlans be Introduced into mir.
E,s.nson, and. II the truth were
M these slang lines. for the
r parl. are WehoFds and not
xx The first question. az
~. related 70 the explanation
24nky Doodle. which figures
b play quite prominently
Ii. a course. hanky Doodle
b meaning. said Wexford. Ia
BINS bum cff. 60 on. clear out
knnssl But | think Il all bally
h tat ln& bis city ike Seattle.
b can't sss a thing 70 drink on
tcaas. OF course. q chap wants
! little scmefhsng 70 clear his
'aruas sksn BE- goes ON for a per.
.urmznes The TITS ! forgot this
wa - lsnE 4 hbeFty. Nov. over
IN Ia1.aa ,ha hags are open from
70 70 ! and frea s 10 II on sun.
fzys
Msai q Fuu mean when you
N puaf sef shirty about III y
Isai scans: Don't get cross. or
90 shes milky on the nj
means that she's OFF her
p Every audience I've played
~ ne Coast has laughed til
N NJ AZ these lines " mine
Ht Il strange. my wife hers
~ ~ comedy Is rotten. Bu
VI Engllsh. you know.
Hes But II Is a pleaaur,
~ 10 American audiences
n d England. now, I'd have &
Nx tsbs OF red on my cheek.
~ they would laugh at me
frxlish don't think, they wan
r,kiHx right on the surface
! czfnes. | wish you could ses
y manners, even in the West
NJ lHsetres. | remember the
y ;sgks | played 10 London
y xilh Charles Hawtrey In a big
sraH. and yet the audience
~ zn9 Kissed continually. They
zfakiy hiss on opening nights
LmAor.
u meet with success before
y 'c1tizhts enc must be original.
~. ezn't act. In the real sense
= De Txt, but get people laugh
Is tasIz because ] am Mr. Hop
f1M1 atxt and soul. while | am
. " Hsxs The slang ! use !
ka1a ron rubbing sleeves with
satsn<ed cockneys In the real
aa1z 4 London"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-12-06

Coenraad Bos who has done much to restore
panyng its proper place among the will be heard
at the Grand Theatre Friday afternoon Dee 18th with DR.
Ludwig Wuelner who appears the opening attraction Of the
Schubert Club
v Bos true artist in every Of the word and it is
observe how taculy and with what his
accompanments enable DR. Wuelner complete illusions and
suggest truths at his rcctials.
Advance tickets may be secured now at
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07
Sas &lati6cm.

Gin biibides Gef9i1ten, bas 2ubz
mig 5uloa gum Selben bat, eradblt
man fi9 in 9arlsbab. SuIba pobnte
in 8arlsbab i'm Sotel neben benz ibm
befreunbeten 8erliner Suitisratb So
mas, Der, tpie Der 9i6ter, iebes Sabr
elm paar Woden in &arlsbab 3nr
Sur iih aufbdlt. Suiti5ratb Sonus
freute ii9 iiber Sulba's Madbarf9aft
unb meinte gu linn: n9offentlid psr@
rem mir uns gut bertraeen; sshre
Gube ion niAt geft0rt tperben. glur
zines miifen Sie mir eeitatten: i6
laHe .~.iu ieosn MorgeE trGftig maI=
i.ren, bas &latfden ma6t Elm tpsnig
2drm, aber es bauert niht lanee".
Sulba -ertpiberte: vDas itDrt mid
hur9aus nidt. Sd tperbe mir einz
biloen, Eel einem meiner Stide i'm
Sbeater gu fein unb bas 3latf6en aIs
NDplaus hinnsbmen." 9tm nG6ffen
9(benb treffen Der Oi1ter urb Der
Sufri5rath tpteber sufammen, unb Der
osstsre fragt: Sinh Sic beute Morz
cen bur6 bas &latf6en esit0rt prrs
hen9", pord,tf ssulba ertpiberts: ND,
es mar nift 10 arg - Elm mdBiser
IGtun9serfolg!"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07
Gic pcrsehlide SportlaSp.

Solesnb. bro[lise Gpifobe ersdblt
enc gerlinerin: Sm Warneminoer
GGneasng fam ih nit elmer Dame
in's veIprdh. bic mir binter Yanz
top anoertre,t, bob lie gum 2apns
SeaniszSurnier nah 6eiliasnbdmm
fIfrt. glur nod elm 9err IiBt in Der
ent9easnaeiebten gde bss Mbtbeils,
>uno 10 bdlt mid benn mein vis-a-vis
tpdhrenb Der ganaen Meiie unausaes
Iebt in Itbem. gradblt mir bon Der
Sefnit Der enslifhen Meiiter unb
BON Der GrGfin Ghulenburo, unb
tpeiht mid in bic seaeinliten syinsFen
bes Gennis=Gpiels Elm, Bis i9 lie,
o0utq erfhDpft, barauf aufmertfam
made, bah Der 3ua i'm Roitoder
gentral@8abnhof einselanfen lit. Die
Sportlabn riiitet fih aum Musiteiaen;
cud ber 5err br,iben in Der gde padt
feline WuRe. Elm unb f1eint am 3iele
f.iner Reiie dnaelangt. rMh. rihs
tia. fpriht Ole Dame. bic mid bier
Stunben ldra gemartert bat. .Gie
aeitatten: Wein Wsann! Sd made
namlid sIei4aeitis msine 5Odseitss
reifs!. 80
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07

SD fste MD neben ihn; mir mar
rerbrofen 5u Mutbe.
go Derifri1en 5fpan5ig Minuten,
obne BAT iin unfere Gage I'm gertngs
FEN nercnbert h1tte. Tas aanb mar,
70 fptit man es iiberbIiden tonnte, OBJ
frlut berlaHen. Wenn mir auf 6iilFe
b0fften, 10 fon1te iie bDhitsns pDnl
9immel fallen. Sd tpurbe fhliebiib
10 nerp1s BON Der bummen Marterc,,
baB i6 befhIob, ieIbif bic Gade IN
tte 6anb 5u nebmen. Sbne btreft
elm Sd6funbiser 3u fein, bntte in
bod genug NIT Nutompbilen 3n tbnn
gebabt, um cine GENTLE grfabrung In
ibrer 9ebanbIung erlonst gu baben,
mannmal frmmt einem ia audi Der
3ufafl gu 9iiIfe, fur5, i1 maGte mid
entfhloHen ans Merf.
Sd froh untef ben Maeen, beta.
ftete uno beflppfte Climber unb Ron>
taftbolaen. unterfu1te. f6raubte unb
brebte. Das bauerte unsefdbr 3pnn<
gig Minuten. benn bic @onne brannt:
mir erbarmungslos auf ben Naden
ober auf's 9eiiht, ie nadoem, Oh ih
geraoe auf benz Baud pber auf benz
Hiden lag. Mber meine Miihe nurre
bslobnt; als i6 toieber einmaI per=
iuhte, ois Rurbel au oreben, fling Der
Motor ridtis an au raTeln.
gu "iei9er 3eit t!,pfte mir Se>
mano fr0p.ih auf bic @1ulter. unb
anseitp iaste Iadenb:
Run, mas bate icb Sbnen sefaat2
Oas llnporberseiepene. mas id Sbren
propbeaeit babe ..."
sd perftebe niht."
~Iber n-tiirIid! Sd labe Sic elm,
eine Nusfahrt nit mir au MAIDEN !.
bas lit INNER Elm 0ersniisen. nitt
pabr9 -. unb Fatt beien arbeiten
Sic iid ba i'm @dtpeiBs ibres Nnsez
iihtes ab. pdbrenb i9 i'm @datfen
zines 8aumes semiitblicb cine CUTE
gfsarre raute. lnb bos finben Sic
nidt tomiid. urtomifbg sic iebsn
nidt bas OristneIIe, ylaipe, reberraa
idenbe Der Situation9 Dime bieie
sefeanete panne ndren mir ia IGnait
itumpfiinnis in Z. anseianst =.
Rein. nsin. mein 2teber, IS III, tpie icb
S1nen Iaste: bic panne 1T bas 8eite
am Mutomobil."
Sd faa Jpn on, obne Elm Wprt au
fdsen. Sd CLAUDE, id 5atte nidt
libel 2uif, ibm an bic aeble au fprin>
gen. unb bic tomiIde ueberrof1ung,
nit Der bas 5didfaI feline panne bers
berrlidt bate, ipGre bi6t baran getpe<
fen. cine Wenbuns in's Srasif9e au
nebmen; aber ih CLAUDE. er ,mertte
es, er ihpies lieber.
llebrieens, tper tpeib, bielIei1t tpGre
ct nur auf's neue erfreut gepeIen,
ipern mein 3orn Der Sode nod Elm
pitantes Racbipiel seseten 5dtte.
Sd sanb es iebenfaus beHer, mid
erit emma. absutrodnen unb meinen
ueberrod anausieben, INN eine GridI<
/tung su nermeioen. benn i9 mar That's
fd6lid in SdpeiB sebabet 80. 4.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07
Gin GiIrasf.

Gtnea !! Osrr Mpothefer. GhnelI
Cine Gtadtel ppm Yudlen's Mrnila
SoIbe. 0ier III Elm Yiertslnollar. lin
8oitesluillsn Gbnsll (! Der gdue-
llna bat lih ihrediid uerbrannt.
5uhnn.e bat ieinen GuB nit Der Mrt
pefhnitten, Manlie 1T perbriihi. 80
Ba tam Dor 0dmorrboioen niht ae-
ben,. Gillie bot Shmdren uno meine
Siihkerauaen ftbmeraeu. sic erblelt
te uno beilte balo Die gan5e Camille.
Sic iit oas ar6Rte 6silmittel aui
Groen. gefrieoiaeno aarantirt bon
W. @. peter's. benz oeutlhen Apo.
thefer.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07
@cbcm rieita ab.

Tie Nahfraae nod iener tpunber=
boten Maaens, 2ebers uno Nierentur.
Or. Sings Nem 2ife pils III fiau.
usnsmerib. QD. g. peiers. Der beutihe
gpoibster. iast, bob er ME etipas
Atbnlides fab. Dos fommt baber.
neil lie ME perfsblen. iaueren Maasn.
Sa,ilsibietsit. llnperooulihtsit. @als
lsniuht. @elbIuft. NtzbentppImeb.
shiiiielfrof unb Malsria su beilsn.
9tnr Csc.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07

ne gmuer, bic Serr Suo unb St 5on beutn Die Au fans
albun Mpoen Wablpr
@ad n Dem puubuuoGrn gars
@ MAIDEN gnd baranf umeam bas Die Swiss Company
&lber f bat 0math
ooen aon mehln dnen unb @ gben,
n3uiaufn SIR nerbieo bcn
gSr mpbn n1 snd.
abun fOnnen Gud abn dber Die bette Mrt Re
bies w, dert o feis spdta An5ns
lleberrod 81 faufm.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07

Gin refftmiF. a.: Dd.
rum madden Sic benn Elm 10 drgers
lihes @effht2 g.: Meil i1 tbsn
cine Wiarf gefunbtn babe. a.:
Dariiber 6rgsrn Gie iim9 - g.:
Ju. tpeil's tein 3puBismarifid
mar. --.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07
3eittabcae
&reisgeri9tss : sitnngen
INT Sabre 1910.

Staot Ohio
sSiufter &reisasrihts'Dt
So ift kermit anseorenet baB bic Sermine bes
9re,saeribtS Der oerfGebenen @cnntiss in bem 9es
uannfen &reife fir oas Sabr 1910 me toat eitgelest
iinU:
afblsns gsunts.
Su aibIamo gcuutp am Is. W,drs uno ON Is. Ot'
5er.
geIbsetsn Gsunts.
SIN eoIboeton County am IT, wsai unO am l. 80.
psmbsr.
4eIemars gsnnts.
su aelewor. eOuntp am Z. Stunt uuo am % ysO'
pember.
gairH.lh esunts.
Su soirFelo goumtp am 4. Sanuor unb am 20. Sep.
esImes County.
sn SoImes eounts ON l2. april rnb ON 8. 30.
pember.
Rnss Gsunts.
Sn anOr eouuts ON /. mdrs nnO am 4. Ottober
st6tms County.
SIN aidiua sDuuts ON %. mdrs unO ON Is. Sep.
Morgan Gsunts.
sn gaOrsan sOnnts am 10. mat unO am 80 aO'
pembet.
Norrom Geuntp.
Su wiOrrOw eOuutp am 81 naai unb am is. 9s'
Sember.
Rusfinsam Gsunts.
Nu Mustiusum eOuntp ON 28. april nno am 25. OF.
tobcr.
Vsrrs Gauntb.
Su gerrp @ouatp ont 49, apriI uuo am Is. To-
pentber.
Sp:hyeoN Touotn
Sn Gi1lanb @puutp ON IL. Sanuar uno ON 6. Sep.
temDer
starf County.
SIN gta,f @ountp am 8. sSebruar uub am 27 Sep.
teuuer
Iussarapas Gsuuts.
iSn susrarapas Gountp am "a. Ulai unb an s. 0e.
SemUer.
gBssne Gnunts.
Sn asapne County ON l. Sebruar unb am IL. ct.
t)Ur.
@eaonnts sermine bssiuneu nm llbr @ormittass.
81. September 1909.
$s's' s s3;.'; +. ;;ss;s;; .!:,:::, s:.''rs n's
Gtaat Ohio
9usearaipas gpuntp, IS.
SD. SO. 6. 9 d. Glerf beS &reis9eritts in unb
fir 5n5earamaS Gorntp, Ohio beiteintge hermit
ia3 6aS @orftebenbe cine getrse unb rtige abidrift
'er Sri9,naoerpronung iiber Die 2ermiue ber m3eit
ter StBungen beS RreiSgeribiS i'm 5. &reisger'dtS.
Niftrft hpn Sbo fir bas Sabr 1910" iit mie oltber
nun i'll meiner Office auiiegt
geaeugt ourtt meine llnterIdbri't uno bns Sieoel
beS geuonnteu GeritbtS in Nep Ybi.
(SieaeD labepbia, Ohio, am %. September
bes Sabre5 a. 8. 1909
80 6. Bed Glerf
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-10-07

gegranbet 1870.
Sd babe oen einsi8en soHHdnDt8en Mbitraft Der
&autttteI non 2dnOereten nno Cots, Der fetnaIS
. boa oen Neeoros bon ansearaipaS Gommfn.
Ohio. semadbt woroem 1T.
Nemals tau @runoeigenbum lebn ioles b man
Gu elm poafdnoas tbeuIs abrae gebtes porIeat
wees 3s Der gssntbhm H nit weu 8erbnoIidfei.
ten oahelbe bafet it, ME aus benz oorerpdbntn Abhat f9
IT, ale oorfiaen adufer uno ol pel Gelb auf Sppoben
aubne oerIanqen oie austuni 8oadnbiqe tbep 4bs
frae Sefbelu 8irbunssn ldnoersn grunoei.
aenbum @tdotn. pruunan Mbiren Reco,bs &C. er.
ben bon oie Diee aeefert. Raufbrief @onat 6Dpoben
paoerdae Nniprie fur Nrbt 8olmadtn uno anners Hou.
mente orafdlts ausaeiera gs bsfnoet d INNER elm Nar in
Der Office 6amn uno fdbhss @runosiqsnbum peraufen
eyobn u. &3tnteS. aE
Dome Sepbon Ro 81. 1913 gBf air st. Rem PHILADELPHIA s..
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16

ready shown his ability on such work
in different parts of the United States.
lie has been employed to design the
Manistee power dam at Sherman and
the East Jordan dam TO be built early
IN the spring.
The contractors Bert Wilhelm and
John Monroe are too well known 10
receive much mention. Mr.. Wilhelm
being the pioneer concrete man of
this part Of the state and has built
countless concrete buildings, factories
and reinforce concrete dams through
out Michigan. Mr. Monroe Is the
daddy Of them all In spile driving, he
having the distinction OF having
driven spiles In 20 states from Winni-
peg to Mexico. The firm has several
dams under contract for the spring
and will build one this winter. They
report the Thompsonville job the most
complete they have ever handled.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16

If your Stomach, Heart. or Kidneys
are weak, try al least, a few doses
only OF DR.. Shops Restorative. In
five or ten days only, the result will
surprise you. A few cents will cover
the cost. And here Is why help comes
so quickly. DR.. Shoop doesn't drug
the stomach, nor stimulate the heart
or kidneys. DR.. Shops Restorative
goes directly TO the weak and and fall
ing nerves. Each organ has its own
controlling nerve. When these nerves
fail, the depending organs must Of
necessity falter. This plain, yet vi
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
Wouldn't Take Chances.

A prominent New York physician
was sent for by rich but avaricious
man who In some way had dislocated
his jaw. The young surgeon promptly
put the member in place. and the man
was profuse In his thanks. Then he
asked carelessly:
What is your bill, doctor?"
"Fifty dollars. SIR" was the answer.
"What!' cried the man. and in say
ing It he opened his mouth SO wide as
to dislocate his jaw second time. Tho
surgeon again put things to rights.
What did you say your bill wasY'
again asked the patient
II said it was $50" replied the doc.
tor. but now 1t Is $100"'
The man started to open his mouth
again. but thought better of 1t and
paid the bill without word.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
Successful Contractors.

The Traverse Bay Eagle Of recent
date contains a write-up OF the village
OF Thompsonville, aud incidentally a
bunch OF bouquets 10 Offar East Jor-
dan contractors Bert Wilhelm and
John Monroe. Jr. Below is part Of
the article referred TO:
Contractors Wilhelm and Monroe Of
East Jordan have completed the new
village dam on the Betsey river that
will In the future furnish the power
TO illuminate the village of Thomp-
sonville, also furnish power for run
ming the village pumping station ana
power for grist mill.
The engineering part OF the dam
was taken part of by Hubbell & Son
OF Manistee. Mr.. J. j. Hubbell, the
senior member Of the firm being chief
engineer OF the M. & N. +. r. r. He
enjoys the distinction OF laying cot
the first wagon road from Traverse
City 10 Benzonia also past the present
site ThompsOnville in 1852: His son
j. j. Hubbell. Jr., has been the resi-
dent engineer on the job and has al
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

Following Is q list or the letters re-
naming uncalled for In the Fast Jor-
dan postoffice for the week ending
Jan'y 9th, 1909.
Brown, Allen Mills, John
Cros, Miss Anna Ribble, f. l..
Dahm, Miss Sarah King, Neil
Kaize, Miss May Knight. James
Robinson, Miss Hannah
Williams, Miss Sarah
Williams. Mrs. Blanche
FRANK A. KENYON, p. NJ.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
Weak Kidneys
Make
Weak Bodies.
Kidney Diseases Cause Half
The Common Aches And
Ills of East Jordan
People.

As one weak link weakens chain,
so weak kidneys weaken tho whole
body and hasten the final breaking
down.
Overwork, strains, colds and other
causes injure the kidneys and when
their activity is leSsened the whole
body snffers from the excess Of uric
poison circulated in the blood.
Aches and pains and languor and
urinary ills come. and there is an eve
increasing tendency toward diabetes
and fatal Bright's disease. There Is
no real help for the sufferer except
kidney help.
Doan's Kidney Pills act directly on
the ffidneys and cure every kidney i'll.
Mrs. L. J. Beals. living at 402 Lib
erty street, Pe'oskey, Mich, says:
"Mr. Beas suffered severely from
aches and pains arising from dis
ordered condition OF the kidneys.
We finally heard Of Doan's Kidney
Pills being valuable kidney remedy,
and began using them. After week
or SO the weakness OF the kidneys was
corrected. Mr.. Beals was so pleased
with the result obtained from the use
of DoaD's Kidney Pills that he has
ince often recommended them TO
Others. "
For Sale by all Dealers. Price so
cents. Foster NJ iburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. Sole Agents for the United
States.
take no other.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
Carl Sehurz and Eugene Field.

Carl Sehurz and Eugene Field.
When Carl Schurz was campaigning
through Missouri, Eugene Field. as a
reporter for st. Louis newspaper. nc.
companied him to report the meetings.
One night they came to a small town
where Mr.. Schurz was to speak. The
hall was packed with an expectant
crowd. but the presiding officer who
was to have introduced Mr.. Schurz did
not appear Finally Mr.. Schurz sug-
gested quietly to Field that he should
fill in the part and introduce him
to the audience. Field acquiseced
readily enough. Advancing to the front
OF the platform. his hand pressed to
his throat. he said. with splendid
German dialect: Ladies und gentle
men. l haf contracted such a very Sc
we're cold that 1t Is impossible for me
to speak tonight. but hat to introduce
the great journalist, Eugene Field. to
take my place. l am sure that you
Will be pleased and benefited by the
change"
Mr.. Schurz nearly had a stroke Of
apoplexy. and 1t took him some time
10 explain the situation.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
pROBATE ORDER: sts,c of Michigan,

4 The Probate Court for the County OF
Charlevoix.
Al "A session OF said Court held at the Pro-
bate Office in the city OF Charlevoix In said
County, on the fourth day Of January A. ID.
10 g.
Present: Hon. John NJ Harris, Judge OF Pro-
bate
In the matter OF the estate of Eugenia
Smith deceased.
Edith l.. Scammon having filed in said conrt
her petition PRAYING that SAID court adjudi-
cate and determine who were at the time OF
her dea h the legal heirs OF said dec, ased and
entitled 10 inherit the real estate OF which
said deceased died seized,
II is ordered. that tho 9Th day OF Feb. A. d.
~ Cat ten O'Clock In forenoon, at sat1 probate
Office. be ano is hereby appointed for hearing
said petition.
1t IL Further Ordered, That public notice
thereof be given by publication OF q copy OF
this order. for three suec3 ssive weeks pre-
vious 10 said day OF hearing. in the Charlevoix
Coupty Herald a newspaper printed and circu-
lated In said county.
JOHN NJ. HARRIS.
a true copy Judge of Probate.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
Free Medical Advice.

Free MEDICAL Advice.
The celebrated French physician RI
cord was one day walking along the
boulevards in Paris when he met an
old gentleman who was very rich, but
who was Mt the same time noted for
his extreme stinginess The old man,
who was somewhat Of a hypochon-
driac, imagined that he could get some
medical advice from Ricord without
paying for it.
Doctor. / am feeling very poorly"
Where do you suffer mostT'
I'm rny stomach. doctor"
"Ah. that's bad. Please shut your
eyes. Now put out your tongue so that
I can examine 1t closely"
The invalid did as he was told. After
he had waited patiently for about ten
minutes he opened his eyes and found
himself surrounded by crowd. who
supposed that he was crazy. Or. RI
cord in the meantime had disappeared
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16

FREEDOM FOR THE MIND.
High walls and huge the body may con-
fine
And iron CRATES obstruct the prisoners
gaze.
And massive bolts may battle his design
And vigiant keepers watch his devious
ways.
Yet scorns the mortal mind this base con-
troll.
No chains can bind II and no cell in
close.
swiftcr than light II flies from pole to
pole.
And In a flash from earth to heaven II
goes.
It leaps from mount to mount. From vale
to vale
II wanders. plucking honeyed fruits and
flowers.
II visits home to hear the fireside tale
Or In sweet converse pass the Joyous
hours.
IT'S up before the sun. roaming afar,
And In its watches wearies every star.
William Lloyd Garrison.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
q" The -
Book
The Tables Turned.

The amenities OF political campaign
Ing are amusingly illustrated by u story
told by II southern congressman.
1t appears that during the course OF
a stump speech delivered some years
ago by John Sharp Williams In Missis-
sippi he was interrupted by sudden
yell from man In the audience:
81 have been robbed by pickpockets!'
81 did not know that there were any
Republicans present" promptly sug-
gested Mr.. Williams In order TO get n
laugh.
"Oh. there amt. there amt" roared
the unhappy man. I'm the only one"'
-Lippincott's.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16

tai truth. clearly tells why DR.. Shops
Restorative is SO universally success
full. Its success ia leading druggists
everywhere TO give it universal pre-
ference. A test will surely tell. Sold
by James Gidley.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
Three Times and Out.

Professor John Stuart Blackie Of Ed
inburgh. being suddenly called away
one day. posted this notice on his
class room door for his students:
Professor Blackie will be unable to
meet his classes today"
Some waggish student came along
and rubbed out the &c" from the word
classes. The professor. reaching home
that evening. saw the erasure and
promptly erased the letter 81"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16

DR.. F. p. Ramsey can test your eyes
and properly tit You with glasses.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16

For Sale-Both hard and soft dry
block wood. Apply to A. r. Rowland
or phone 1914 rings.
A nice selection Of Rocking Chairs
for young, middle age and old at
WHITTINGToN'S
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-01-16
A Caustic Cut.

A caustio Cut.
II overheard this dialogue" said a
congressman. "at reception that
once attended In Washington. The
speakers were two grandes dames-I
believe that Is the word-two powerful
social leaders. one from Philadelphia.
the other from New York.
"'Well.' said the first grande dame,
4 must be Off. I've got to go and see
my mother
1.-THE second put up her lorgnette
and drawled:
'Really-at-you don't mean to say
you've got mother livingT
1.-The first grande dame laughed-a
high, thin laugh. with something biting
like acid In it.
"'Oh. yes she said. My mother Is
still alive-and she doesn't look day
older than you do. assure you.
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I.YANOFF SAW NONE BUT !. HER.
Certainly. The whole kit and Doodle

Certainly. The whole kit and Doodle
Of 'em," he replied. Excuse me. I
haven't time to be elegant. even IL 1
knew how" Sc, y: ": ~. r. s..:.. . :s<-. i
do you mean my chaperon would
disapprovef" she asked. hastily rising.
} II shouldn't be surprised. reckon
the whole fine flower Of Europe would
disapprove. .Disapprove!' They'd sand
bag You to keep you awayp' '; ..;* 4 T. ppm Y,
"Then I can't stay" she cried and
started Tor the door. He stepped be-
tween her and the exit and raised bis
hand with gesture Of command. u
Yes, you can. and you will, and
you've got to-" he said. 'tI'm. your
guardian, and youth do as ! say. You'll
obey me this once IL you never do
again. You'lI stay here while I Talk to
these people, and youth stay In spite of
everything they say Or do TO make You
gor' She looked startled and stepped
back from him, and be went 81:
3s God knows I hate To talk rough to
you. wouldn't hurt your feelings for
the WORLD, but it's come IS q point
where Tvs. rot ia use the authority &
have over You. a BE
81 IA instant she darsd .up. 2sss
ssSsA athor1ty Il Do: 5oss ~ .as
Us Us 6 ouin stay here 1or Thy 4 II t1lsnry