The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-06-03
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hia uste's ihrce "a husbapds pay her
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liea ~ nore than baif your siAe Nj
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Any mAa rAn b0sd that be- is a.
regulaf a. clUekWefk Aboul business
sare, Nine closkwogks oat Of tea am
more or less fast o. slos aud given 70
fteAkisb spells
Mrs. J-~Me Cabs was ~ lbe
house this morning. She reminds noe
" an automobile Mr. J What tht
ansser. my deari Mrs J.--she's al.
says running other people down
kicplomanla, remarked the physi
ran, IL disease. guess that. right, /
rejoined The plain clothes detective
Use noticed that is victims are always
taking something for It.
~ heart Mike, Thai Your wife has
gone into society Has she become n
eiubwomAn yeti lndAde an she has
not goi into that class. She stall uses
dAiiron, cor
ion should hesitate about dispar
agemenl Of man 10 public life. !
never do any dlsparaging II disap
prove Of anybody ! wait for another
man IN public life to disparage him and
then udorse the sentiment.
Eva Myftolla is 80 eccenlric She
wears one Of those dotted wells, and
DOT is directly over her mouth, won
der whyi Jack oh, guess that is
yelled invitation for some young man
d kiss her on the spot
Tom ray, old man, are you sup. /
enttious about dining with thirteen al /
the tablet Jack Well, that depends. .
Tom-Depeuds upon what Jack
Whether the supply viii equal the de 4
nand.
DO you hnd that debating TO a ste.
nographcr Is an economy OF tImeG Yes,
answered the eminent author. Ii saves
you the trouble Of looking ia the die.
llonary to see how long words are
spelled.
Backwoods Justice Willye, Betsy.
take THIS yere man present tor better
OF worsef Backwoods Bride & Law
sakcs, jcdge, everybody knows gotter
take Bill FOR wuss, but he's the best /
KIN DO
Which one Of your parents
do you take after, Iatoldi Small IIar-
oldi Both Of them when we have
company Visitor Why how's that
Small Harold Then have 10 eat Al
The second table.
The biscuits are incidentally small
and hard, and the steak is really like a
piece Of leather Mother never had a
meal Ike this, says the young husband.
She dldn't' asks the bride. No. /
don't sce why we can't keep a cook
like mother used 10 keep.
Why don't you resign from your
cinb aud quit smoking, deare You
know such things don't do you any
good. Don't worry about me. Go
ahead and get the new clothes YOU
want. III Try 10 pay for them some.
how
-6uest On cheap restaurant - See
here. waiter, you don't mean 10 tell /
me this stun u mock turtle soup, do
yonf Waiter Oats wot il am. fab.
DE boss done buys de best mock tur |
Ties dar am 10 de market, sab an |
dat's er fack.
The Glider g.rIs didn't do 40 badly. I
after ALL How was thaii Why. Jane, |
duke turned ont 10 be cook. and /
AIMS count was waiter. But they
both wanted work, aud Mr.. Glider /
told me only the other day that she /
couldn't ask for better help.
~ say, captain, said smart youth |
on an ocean vessel, when you board q
vessel, where do you get the tmberf
From The ships log, ~ course. answer
ed the captain. And the smart youth
kept his face closed during the remain
drr Of the voyage
Now, said the magistrate, you must
testify only 10 what you know no hear
say evidence. UnderstAndi Yes. sir,
replied the female witness. Your name
" Mary Bright, ! believe Nos, what
= your agei ! won't tell you. have
only behrsAy evidence on thai point.
"A Wilmington womsn recently
reached the conclusion that The attach.
ment u certain policeman for her
cook mus, be investigated lest II prove
disastrous 10 domestic discipline DO
yon think be means business. Mary9
she asked think 50, mum, said
Mary. He'begnm 10 complain about
my cookin'. mum.
"A farmer has 10 take chances like !
any other business man, said the ella
aen who IL interested in the uplift.
Yes. answered Mr. Coruiossel I'm
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