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The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Knocking Out Economic Theories.

Knocking Out Economic Theories.
New Orleans States.
It appears that recent developments
in the history of the Sugar Trust have
done considerable damage to prevail
ing economic theories so far as those
theories relate to protection and free
trade. The advocate of protection con-
tends that high duties are imposed on
z for the sake of the producers
OF cane sugar in Louisiana and beet
sugar in Michigan, and their prosper
ity makes for the general good. This
is denied by the champion OF free
trade, or a tariff for revenue only.
who insists that sugar is an ideal
reyenue producer and that a tariff
duty should be maintained on it for
the money which Is brought into the
treasury for the support Of the gov
eminent.
But in the opinion Of q large num-
her Of students of political economy
the. sugar trust itself has Knocked
both Of these conflicting theories into
Z cooked hat by swindling the gov
eminent out Of q large share Of its
and at the same time levy
Ing. under the shelter Of . protective
tariff, an enormous tribute on Ameri-
can consumers.
''The history Of this and other
trusts" remarks the Philadelphia
Record, demonstrates that the ap-
petite grows with what 1t feeds upon.
md that the nor protection the
greater their greed. Yet there are
psuple who still profess to believe
that the interests Of the trust cormo-
rants are identified with prosperity"
During the recent tariff session OF
Congress Aldrich, Cannon and Payne
had such tender regard for the wei
fare Of the Sugar Trust that they re-
duced the tariR duty on refined sugar
ave cents per hundred pounds, leay-
~ 1t at the p~rohibitive rate Of nearly
two cents . pound, while the trust
was defrauding the government Of .
large share Of revenue. It Is such de-
velopments which, than any
thing else. are making irresistible the
popular demand for ! thorough and
honest revision Of the tariff schedules.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

production for the past three seasons
to enormous business, but also car
ried away with them from every city
visited the plaudits of the press and
the ungrudging good will of the most
intelligent th%eatregoers. That which
most concerns "Parsifal' deyotees is
the hour OF commencement. The per-
formance will begin at 7:45 prompt
conclude at Ills.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Pecans Wanted.

Send us your prices and samples
and we will buy if found in line. Oh
sand us samples and we will name
you prices on them. Or ship us your
pecans and we will sell them for you
getting highest market prices and rem
dering prompt account sales.
MERCHANTS PRODUCE CO.,
Beaumont, Texas.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
His Kitchen Setter"

Little Oscar aged five, had a dog
which was almost always to be found
behind the stove in the kitchen. Os-
a once visited 1t a house where
there were two fine dogs. The master
OF the house told him that they were
Irish settlers. The little fellow, who
was very fond of his pet, answered
quickly: Mine is a kitchen setter
The Delineatnr.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Rest and Sleep.

Few escape those mlseries OF win
ter-a bad cold, a distressing cough.
Many remedies are recommended, but
the one quickest and best Of all is
Simmons Cough Syrup. Soothing and
healing to the lungs and bronchial pas
s:ages, 1t stops the cough at once and
gives you welcome rest and peaceful!
sleep.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Ambiguous.

During the recent war maneuvers a
private not long married received a
letter from wife in which she asked:
DO you ever think of me, dear?" To
which he is said to have replied: Il
think OF you every day at meals, dar-
ling. The cooking is horrible. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Don't Do 1t.

Should you have a cough, cold or
sore chest, do not rely on time and ma
ture to cure. They may do sO-they
may not. Use Simmons Cough Syrup.
1t is a balm for sore lungs and will
cure you at once.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

When your grocer tells you he has
other flour as good as Prince and
Auroramo flour, insist on getting what
you ask for; don't accept any other
so-called high-grade fours.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

You waste no heat when you burn
Pyro (denatured) alcohol. Sixty cents
a gallon at the Moss Pharmacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
CHURCHES.
Catholic Church,

Sunday services: First Mass Z q.
M. high mass $3.50 a. M, benediction
3 p. m. English sermons first and
third Sundays in each month at Z
a. m, fourth Sunday at $3.50 a. IN
During the week, holy mass at $3.50
and Z q. m.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
For Rent.

One cottage centrally located, two
rooms, hall dining room. kitchen and
galleries. Will rent very cheap ap-
ply at this Office.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

There will be Two more performances
this afternoon and tonight.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

Inventors, Take Heart.
Every invention which has proved
beneficial to mankind has in the first
instance been treated al worthless
Sir Gilbert Parker.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Baptist cnurcn.

Baptist Cnurcn.
Services first and third Sundays at
Masonic Hall at II a. m. and 8 p. m.
Prayer and song service every Wed.
nesday at 8 p. m. Sunday School at
10 a. m. A cordial invitation to all.
Rev. JAS. l. KENDRICK, Pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

For bread and pastry, try Prince
-four. None other so good.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
NO MORE


Needed to FINISH first class
photos, but it is still better to
have nice pleasant weather to
make the T and for
that reason you should take
advantage of the present
lovely weather to have Xmas
pictures made Of the old
folks, young folks, or chill
dren, especially the babies.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
PRESBYTERIAN Church

Presbyterian Church.
Regular services will be held at the
Presbyterian church every Sunday II
II a. m. and 8 p. m. Prayer meeting
every Thursday at 8 p. m. Sunday
School at 10 a. m.
Rev. E. M. STEWART, Pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

Try a sack of Prince and Auroramo
flour. None other so good.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23
Methodist Churci

Sunday School every Sunday at 10
q. m. Preaching at II a. M, and at 9
p. m. EVERYBODY welcome. Seats free.
Strangers in the city are cordially in.
vited to attend the services.
A. F. VAUGHAN.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

Few Letters Go Astray.
Out of every million letters that
mass through the post Office it is calcu.
lated that only one goes astray.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-11-23

We pay four per cent
interest On time deposits.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1909-11-20

kid J~uliets, leather sole, fur tIimn
Ladies Rrey felt slippers, leather soles,
tan felt slippers, leather soles,
velvet slippers,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-05-21

desirable land like
bngba watching and watmg h at
unty for and flor We this W the
Snusfhe pt
al low
Originated nc develop b
these things h psb
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-05-21
The Most Remarkable Opportunity Ever Offere'

An ppUtumyha interested De y AM tt to
want ahomeoy rownr pest % in Detroit today proper
ndraM yhnc pmpo o
ord DOM etumtTyh tn Who'll y req
nnyo US what is hat y nr to accept h
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17
WEATHER CoNnIrIoNs.

High pressure overlies the Miss
issippi valley. with unusually low
temperature for the season In the
middle and upper portion. Des
Moines reports zero temperature
Jacksonville. reports light frost
this morning. although 1t is slightly
warmer in the Gulf States. From
the Middle States west to the coast
it is slightly warmer. except south
California, where it is degrees
cooler than yesterday morning.
Light precipitation has occurred
from Ohio north and east, and il is
showing this morning in Washing
ton. Cloudy weather, with light pre-
cipitation. prevails in the Pacific
States. Throughout the interior it is
generally clear.
Conditions indicate partly cloudy
weather in this vicinity. and some
what colder for Thursday.
r. NJ. HARDINGE,
Official in Charge.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

So busy preparing lies Tor publica-
tion and arranging its series of nasty
and vile assertions. &c. be endorsed by
the four or five ministers and Good
Citizenship League leaders who are
backing that sheets policy. the yell
low this morning failed to get in a
line about the important meeting of
the city council held last night. Very
little real news is to be found in the
Yollow's columns these days. They
haven't got room for news matter.
The Sentinel is running from six to
ten columns more fresh news matter
every day than is appearing daily in
the official organ of the ministers, in
spite of the fact that it claims to be
II newspaper.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17
ToDAY's WEATHER REPORT.

IL was 81 above zero i'm this
city at q II. M IL was no colder
during the night. The tempera-
ture reached as high as 81 yes
terday in this city.
Today's weather map has the
following to say:
Forecast till q p. IN. Thurs
day, issued at Denver.
For Colorado: Tonight part
~ cloudy, warmer in southeast;
Thursday partly cloudy with
snow in the mountain districts.
colder in the west portion.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17
Will This
CITY WIN?

Regarding the appointment of a
committee to agree on what point in
western Colorado shall havs the nor
NAL school The Denver Republican of
yesterday morning makes some very
interesting comment:
A committee to reach a compromise
on the normal school bills, of which
there are half dozen, also reached
an agreement to put in an omnibus
bill clause for an appropriation of
$4,000 for the establishment of a
second normal school. 1t was de-
cided to leave the location of the
school to a committee of three and
there will be a sharp fight over this.
The most insistent contestants are
Glenwood Springs, Grand Junction
and Gunnison.
The committee of three to locate
the new normal school will probably
consist of the governor, state super
intendent of public instruction and
president of the Greeley Normal. A
verbal BON bardment took place while
the normal committee was in session
The western slope representatives
will unite on one point and then make
a fight together for that place. Rep
resentative Lehritter of Gunnison
saw a plot by Senator Napier of Glen
wood in the suggestions for member
ship on the committee of three. He
has his bill through the house while
the Glenwood bill is still in com
mittee. Therefore he thinks that
Senator Napier is trying to shove his
bill ahead. He accused Senator Ma
pier of trying to work a job and
thuudered, while the Glenwood sena-
tor smiled wanely in his bored fash
ion.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

+. A. Krohn has sold his handsome
home on the corner of Eighth street
and Ouray avenue. erected about two
years ago. to DR.. Miller. who came to
this city several months ago to make
his permanent home. Mr.. and Mrs.
Krohn will give possession about May
/. The Krohn residence Is one of
the most attractive and modern in
that popular portion of the resi-
Dental district of. the city. Mr.
Krohn expects to erect another resi-
dence in the near future.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17
Election Notice.


Whereas. a proposal for a charter
convention for the City of Grand
Junction, signed by qualified electors
in number not less than ten per cent,
of the next preceding gubernatorial
vote in the City of Grand Junction
was filed and presented to the City
Council of the City of Grand juno
ton on the 2Srd day of February,
1908, of which proposal the following
is hereby certified by the undersign-
ed City Clerk to be the full text. that
is to say:
TO the City Council of the City
of Grand Junction. Colorado:
I'VE. the undersigned, qualified
electors. residing in the City of Grand
Junction, State of Colorado. pursuant
10 the provisions OF Article XX of the
Constitution of the State Of Colorado,
do hereby respectfully petition you
for Charter Convention. and we re-
spectfully petition you to submit to
n vote of the qualified electors of
said City. at a special election to be
held April 8, 1909, a proposal for a
Charter Convention for the said City
of Grand Junction, pursuant to the
provisions of said Article Xxx and for
the purposes therein specified"
NOW, THEREFORE, notice is
hereby given that pursuant to Article
Xxx of the Constitution of the State
of Colorado and an Ordinance passed
by the City Council of the City of
Grand Junction on the 9th day of
March. 1909, approved by the Mayor
on March 10, 1909. and duly pub
lished as required by law. an election
will be held in the City of Grand
Junction on the
SIXTH DAY OF APRIL,
the same being the next general cleo
ton. not held within thirty days after
said petition was filed. for the pur-
pose of submitting to the qualified
electors of said City said proposal for
a Charter Convention for the City of
Grand Junction.
The question so submitted shall be
voted upon AT said election at the sew
eral voting places in each election
precinct of said City. Each qualified
elector in said City desiring TO vote
in favor of such proposal and the
holding of such Charter Convention
shall deposit in a ballot box to be
provided for the purpose a ballot in
scribed FOR THE CHARTER CON
VENTION.'' and each qualified cleo
tor in said City desiring to vote
against such proposal and the hold
ing of such Charter Convention shall
deposit in such ballot box ballot
Inscribed AGAINST THE CHARTER
CONVENTION"
A separate ballot box from that
used in voting for officers AT said
general election shall be provided for
said ballots.
Done by order of the City Council.
Dated at Grand Junction. Colorado.
March 10. A. d. 1909.
JOHN NJ. CONLEY.
City Clerk of the City of Grand
Junction. Colorado.
First publication March II. 1909.
Last publication March 81, 1909.
:, ~, ~ c-I.y
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

The start orator of The charter
movement. also the MAIN lie manu-
facturer for the Good Citizenship
League, Kawlie Beekel and G. A.
(Windy) Jackson. one of the chief
workers for the League, engaged in
a very animated discussion of their
respective hallowed merits, on the
corner of Sixth and Main this morn
ing and succeeded, to their satisfac-
tion. in attracting much attention.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Those who expect to attend the
annual ball of the Eagles this even
ing are anticipating jolly time
The very best of arrangements have
been perfected. Supper will be serv-
ed by the ladies of the O. r. c. The
music will be fine and every other
feature will be ideal. Tickets s1.0O.
Ladies free.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17
Hot Coffee and Sandwiohes.

church Will have hot coffee, cake and
an apron sale on SatarSay afternoon
March 20, at Coen's shoe store, next
to the Grand Valley National Bank
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Tonight the annual ball of the
local aerie of Eagles will take place
at the Auditorium and great crowd
of merry makers will be in attend
ance. 1t will be one of the most sue
cessful and enjoyable public dances
of the season.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Have you seen the Free sewing
machine, the famous ball-bearing ma
chine2 Come in and let us show 1t
to you.-W. II. Bannister, the fur
uiture man
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Big line Of writing tablets at Cam
eron's, All Main street.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Drugs-van Horn Drug Company,
551 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

When you have furniture to move,
call up the Blue Barn, Junction 22S.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Saddle horses at Free corral Fifth
and Ute.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Storage and hesfvy hauling OF all
kinds. The Blue Barn. Junction 22S
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

First-class dental work at half the
customary price. DR.. E. C. Clark.
Grand Valley bank.
The daily sentinel., 1909-03-17

Green carnations for St. Patrick's
day. Call at or phone to Grand
Floral Company for them.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27
WHY so FEW MARRIAGES?

1t is not because men are so selfish
and women not enough natural to be
attractive that the number of mar
riages is decreasing. The present
economic conditions make it impcssi-
BILE for people at a manageable age
to get married.
Matrimonial blessings are not to be
enjoyed unless the means of subsist-
ence are provided. Our employers, as
a rule, care very little about the well
fare of their employees, and fix their
salaries at such standard that young
men make only enough to support
themselves.
The great social instinct driving
young people of opposite sexes to-
gether is alive, but economic condi-
tons discourage a young man nova
days, and make him unwillingly think
of bachelorhood.-H. H. in New
York World
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27
NOTICE

In the Circuit Court az ne FInh d..
dlcial Circuit OF Fiorida in auI o.
Marion COunty-in Chanrery
MARGARET J. Packard. Complainant ID.
J. NJ. Elliott. Dr.. 81 az fiefanfanfr-
Order for Constructive Service
IL Is ordered thar tn drfrnfarfs
herein named. to-wit. = n EIHau
Jr., J. ID. Young. r = Kyla. - nrf
they are hereby required Oh aupear e.
the bill Of complaint niei Orr cas-
cause on or before
Monday. the 6th nay o. ssptsmbsr.
tec9.
II Is further ordered thai q cans a
this order BE- published once q arrs
Tor four consecutive Werka ID "a
Ocaia Banner, newEu1urF nrnIIrFrf
In said county and slate
This 18th day ct IulY. iaaa
(SeaD ST srgTnrrtrr
Clerk Circuit Court Marta O. 90
HOOKER A DUVAL.
Complainanfs soiIrFnFa ga
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27

written Tor the ocala Banner.l
On the Gath % November our Fair
begins,
When the boys and girls will al
come with grins:
some dressed In pink. and green. and
-yaller.- too.
which makes Us feel happy clear
through and through.
They tell VA that the merry-go-round
On the ground will surely be found,
Mhcre boys and girls can quietly hug
Az they SO In their seats so gay and
snug.
TIE -Ocean-wave" they do say and de-
clare
WIN entertain the lads and lassies
there:
That sail high up in the balmy breez
es.
where you and "ju-larker" can enjoy
squeeEes.
There viii be candy and peanuts by
the peck.
And such crack-o-jack you'd never
expect.
- come and let us go hand in hand
And march TO the Playground with
the band
ANONYMOUS.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27
THE SUNSHINE TRIO

Castro, Hamid and the Shah-gay-
est bunch you ever saw. Where Salt
River waters foam, they have made
their sylvan home, far from all the
grief and groan, of the palace and the
throne; far from all the stress and
strife, clinging to the Simple Life;
far removed from busy mart, they
are close to natures heart; hand in
hand they form a ring, on the rivers
shore and sing; Were the jolly
Cheer Up Guys! Grief is foolish, joy
is wise! Once we clung to robe and
crown, but we'll try to live it down.
Scepters all are out of plumb, thrones
are strictly on the bum; powers the
shadow of a shade, fame is circus
lemonade! Harem life is stale and
fat, women all become so fat. Moth
ing human is worth while-nothing
but the Cheer Up smile, nothing but
the joyous song that we carol all day
long. We're the happy Cheer Up
Kids, joyous as the katydids; come
and join us queens and kings; Fire
your crowns and kindred things;
come and join our merry ring, come
and dance with us and sing; gladness
is our only law-Castro, Hamid and
the Shah!"-Walt Mason in Poet
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27
NOTICE OF SHERIFF'S SALE

By virtue of an execution issued
out of and under the seal of the cir
cult court in and for Marion county,
Florida, dated August 18th, A. D. 1909.
in certain cause wherein Tiller and
Harp & Co.. are plaintiffs, and Smith
Bros, are defendants, l have levied
upon and will, on
Monday, October 9Th, 1909,
between the hours of eleven o'clock
a. m, and two o'clock p. m, in front
of the west door Of the court house in
Ocala, Florida, offer for sale and will
sell for cash to the highest bidde- the
following described property, to-wit:
One well digging outfit with engine at
tached, two boxes of tools, three pipe
tongs, two jack screws, and about two
hundred feel of iron pipe. Being sold
to satisfy said execution and all costs.
JOHN P. GALLOWAY.
Sheriff Marion County, Florida.
HOOKER & DUVAL,
Plaintiffs Attorneys. 8-27.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27
is THERE SUCH ANGER IN cE-
LESTIAL MINDS?

There are some indications that the
Hon. William A. Blount may be play
ing the role of "Coldfeetto the Monk
as depicted in comic supplements.
Mid booming of cannon and biare
OF trumpets his candidacy was for
mally launched upon the political sea
over a month ago, but it is now be-
lieved by many we'll posted Florid-
ians that M. Blount is "quitter." or
that he really never seriously contem-
plated making the race.
Only celestial minds attempt to
dive into the unfathomable mysteries
of such spectacular announcements.
and divine the succeeding darkness
to this resplendant aurora borealis,
and so we have fervently implored
the auguries of another of those hea-
venly agencles-a railroad attorney
and he has assured us that the meth
cd in the madness of Mr.. Blount was
only to overawe the candidacy of
some of the lesser lights of west
Florida and give to Hon Stephen NJ.
Sparkman IAN open field and a fair
fight
And so We ask in the words of that
illustrious Latin poet: "Tantene ami
mis- celestribus Notwithstanding
FlOridian.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-08-27
WOULD LINCOLN HAVE BEEN
LINcoLN7

What would modern educational
experts have made of Lincoln, if, as
baby, he had been put in their care?
They would probably have started
him on sterilized milk, clothed him in
disinfected garments, sent him to
a kindergarten where he would have
learned to weave straw-mats and sing
about the Blue Bird on the Branch.
Then the dentist would have straight
ened his teeth, the oculist would have
fitted him with glasses, and in the
primary grade he would have been
taught by pictures and diagrams the
difference between a COW and a pig,
and through nature study he would
have learned that the catbird did not
lay kittens. BY the time he was
eight he would have become a young
gentleman at ten he would know
more than the old folks at home; at
twelve or fourteen he would have ia
ken up manual training, and within
two years make a rolling-pin and tie
it with a blue ribbon. In the high
school at sixteen, where in four years
he would learn that Mars was the re-
puted son of Juno. and to recite a
stanza from "The Lady of the Lake"
Then to college, where he would
have Joined the Glee Club and
Greek Letter Fraternity, smoked Gig
arettes and graduated, and then be-
come clerk in a bankers Office; and
never, never do anyone any harm!
Well-perhaps-we don't know and
can't tell what might have been, but
we can't help feeling thankful that
Lincoln's training and education were
left to Nancy Hanks-and God.-Ex-
change.