Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-03-04
FOR MARCH.

| FOR MARCH.
ny c. H. EIETH
When the last bear rug is loaded
| And the moving van heavily treads
The Yuu from the White House dis
playing
| lis burden Of trophies and heads.
We shall sigh-and gads, for good rea-
! SOn,
And our eyes shal. be heavy With
team,
For theSe'll never be anything like 1t
In another ten thousand Of years.
The gunner shall walk by the wagons
Add utter their lusty boo-boohs,
The stork shall despair, and the papers
shall grieve for the passing Of news,
The liaBshall come from their burrows,
The faker shall stick out his head.
And the milksop shall venture from
hiding
And come out from under the bed.
And only the teachers shall teach US,
And only the preacher shall preach,
And no one shall mix II with evil,
And none shall put into the breach,
The tumult shall die and the shouting,
The hip and the hurrah expire,
And the gsyety rellshed Of nations
Shall be- one with Gomorrah and Tyre.
The winter SHALL end and the heavens
shall smile with the beauty Of spring.
The bullfrog shall woe 10 the gloam-
ing. aud the robin shall merrily sing.
The calf shall cayort In the pasture
with bliss 10 the pitch Of his tall, the
lark shall awake In the morning and
sing from the tip Of . rail, the wind
shall dtsport with the washing and
popple the tails Of the shirts, and the
modester maids shall 60 walking With
shot 10 the hens Of their skirts.
+. q. shall sum up In the matter Of
whatmsy remain to be done, and evrey
ono nuder his orders shall work like .
son-of.a-gun. A few parting shots IT
the Senate, liar or two for the list, .
round with the House for the rubber.
. msssage or SO 10 the grist- and then
Ne shsll rest, and shall need 1t, that
seven years running have laughed, and
where We have whooped We shall have
sn occasional cackle with Taft.
And meanwhile the fleet, having gir-
died the earth, our more provident
men shall beg Of the slope not to bust
Us with having to grid 1t again. The
Congress shall die, and another shall
take up Its burden Of care, our Uncle
Joe Cannon shall rivet his pantaloons
Into the chair, the Senate shall utter
Thanksgiving that Teddy has quit for
hunt, the glowing pink sideburns Of
Sherman shall ravish the view up In
front, the danger Of getting spank
Ing shall perish and pass out OF mind,
and Tillman shall pull out the pillow
that he has been wearing behind.
The cr0cus shall wake. and the redbird
Shall whistle tu- xhee and tu.whit,
The flicker shall drum On the cornice,
And the cook shall give notice and
quit,
The Wild duck sllallfly, and the hunter
Shall wade with his middle immersed,
The pleurisy, chil!s and pneumonia
Shall fight over who saw him nrst,
And the calends Of March shall remind
That Caesar vas stabbed In the ides
i BY q lot Of Black Handlers and Dag0es
C0nfound their contemplate hides.
Alas. for the glory of Cdesar-hil
notice was pinned On his door, and
when he went out he encountered ,
dozen Black Handlers or more. Sale
Brutus, ia mun-did you fatch eet:'
Said Caesar, mo breenga do mum
whereat 10y the statue Of Pompey tn,
terrible murder was done. "rhc BlacI
Hand forever..' they shouted, ant
almost . whole grading crew fell OF
him with flashing stilettos and GU
the great Caesar In two. Alas for tn
fear Of destruction that life Of expo
sure had cxlloused. Alas for the gourd
, c0lored monkeys the vessels bring owe
AZ ballast Alas for the mightiest fg
: ure occurring IN history i span, bu
L good for The fate which condemns then
forever " sell d. banan.
II The fAtefnl 18th having happened
- aud spring having FURNISHED the dow
: according 10 all the traditions, tn
u season shall opcn for love. The soul
J mate shall sigh for It's fellow, the hard
= hit xtiinity Rroan, the common, un
5 classified lover shall bawl u call Soma
D. one his own, the young folks shall 20
In the parlor aud the COOK and cop
the rear, the telephone wire shall i
busy With dialogues sweetsHed VIII
I dear, the love corresponding In wtnt<
shall strain asa furnace grown fio
and the widows shall pull hair IN
quarrel comparing what sacl, oth'
got
! ST. pAtrlck's day coms In tbs marni
, Shall give ltx sccustOmed parade.
The Irish shall march IN the city,
. And "Wesring the Green shall
!: played,
Ths shamrock shall wave and y
story
+ OF old b. 10 svesyone's mouth.
( Alipeit the Anti.Saloon League
Has driven more snake from {
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