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Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
COMMERCIAL CONVENTION FAMOUS ACTRESS. IS Dead
To Be Held al Louisville. April 23rd,
GOV. wilson TO be
Present.

More than hundred delegates have
been named to attend the Commercial
convention to be held at Louisville.
April 23rd. The meeting will be held
az the Seelbach Hotel under the aus
pices of the Louisville Commercial Club.
Owing to the rapidity with which the
plan grew, it was found advisable to
have two sessions instead Of one. The
first will begin at 10. 80 a. M. and the
second at $50 p m.
Gov. Wilson has accepted an invita-
ton to he present and speak. Others
who will make addresses are Attorney
General James Preathitt and Senator
Thomas A. Combs, of Lexington. who
will speak on revenue and taxation, j.
Porter, of Lexington, who will talk of
the State Development Association;
Prof. w. J. McConathy. of Louisville,
on County Museum Clubs; J. p. Atkin-
son, of Darlington. on forestry, and
DR.. j. N. Mccormack. of Bowling
Green, on the State heath. Five min
utes talk will be made by delegates
present.
In the evening there will be banquet
at which informal talks will be made
by the representatives of the various
counties. Invitations sent out to this
have advised delegates not to bring
their dress-suits, as it is to be gath
ering of the plain people.
The Crittenden county delegates are
T. j. Yandell. Judge w. A. Blackburn.
c. S. Num-, T. II. Cochran.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
Ml-0-NA
Relieves Stomach Misery Almost
Immediately.

II the food you ate At your last
meal did not digest, but laid for long
time like lead on your stomach, then
you have digestion, and must act qnick
ly.
OF course there are many other symp-
toms Of indigestion. such as belching
up Of soured food. heartburn, dizziness.
shortness Of breath, and foul breath.
and il YOU have any Of them. your
stomach is out Of order and should be-
corrected.
Mi-o-na tablets have cured thousands
Of cases Of indigestion and stomach
trouble. II you nave any stomach dis
tress, Mi-o-na will relieve instantly.
But Mi-o-ha unlike most so-called
dyspepsia remedies, does more than re
lieve; it permanently cures dyspepsia
or any stomach trouble by pdtting en-
ergy and strength into the walls vi tn.
stomach.
A large box of Mi-o-na tablets costs
but so cents at HAYNES & TAYLOR s
are guaranteed to cure or money back.
When others fail Mi-o-na cures. 1t 10
"a producer of flesh when the body is
thin; it it clesnses the stomach and
bowels, purifies the blood, and makes
rich, red blood. Is AZ.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
EASY TO MIX THIS
Prepared At Home BY Shaking Ingre-
dents Well In A Bottle.

What will appear very interesting TO
many people here is the article taken
from a New York daily paper. giving
a simple prescription. which is said to
be q positive remedy for backache or
kidney or bladder arrangement, IL TAX
en- before the stage Of Bright's disease
Fluid Extract Dandelion. one-h
ounce: Compound Kargon. one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla. three
ounces. Shake well in q bottle and
take in tesspoonfull doses after each
meal and again at bedtime.
A well known druggist here ut home,
when asked regarding this prescrip-
tion. stated that the ingredients are
all harmless. and can be obtained at a
small cost from any good prescription
pharmacy, or the mixture would be
put up il asked to do so. He further
stated that while this prescription is
often prescribed in rheumatic Affections
with splendid results. he could see no
reason why il should not be a splen-
did remedy for kidney and urinary
troubles and backache. as il has a
peculiar action upon the kidney struct.
ure. cleansing these most important
organs and helping them to sift and
filter from the blood the foul acids snt
waste matter which cause sickness
and suffering. Those Of our readers
who suffer can make no mistake il
giving it a trial. No. !
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22

why are all those people hcckinv
down at Hiram Hardaple's barn?" ask
ed the old farmer on the hay wagon.
His got 4 curiosity down thar. .
chuckled the village constable.
That sol What kind Of . curi'si',
is it,"
why His old red-and-whi,e jersey
COW. The other night the old critic
had the collie and vi went down with
his lantern to give her dose Of COW
medicine. Blamed il he didn't make :
mistake and give her a pint Of gaso
line"
do tell! Didn't kill her, did it,
mo; but. by heck. it had funny eff
feet. Now. instead Of going Moo.
MOL! like any other sensible COW, sh'
goes 'Honk, honk' like one Of them
thar blamed automobiles. "-Chica r.
News.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
Franks Patrl0 iC Jan.

Little Frank had been taken b; hi
father to hear the patriotic exercises
in the town hall and had been M h in
terested in it all. The singing had
delighted him. Columbia. the Gem
OF the Ocean" impressed him par.icr-
larly.
The next day he sat in the kitchen
watching his mother make gooseberry
jam.
Mother" be said suddenly, "your
jam is made Of gooseberries, isn't it,"
Eyes, DEAR" said his mother.
"Well." said Frank, IL was just
wondering what Columbia, the jam Of
the ocean. is made from. Define
stor for May.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
Body Will Be Taken to Cracow.
Poland, The City Of
Her Birth.

Los Angeles, Cal. April 81 Nine
Helena Modjeska. the famous Polish
tragedisnne. and one of the most noted
actresses Of the American stage. died
at 10 o'clock today at her lsla I'd home
at Bay City. Orange county, at the
age of sixty five. after an illness Of
about two months. For several days
she had been unconscious and her death
was almost hourly expected. Bright's
disease complicated with heart trouble
was the immediate cause of her death
Gathered around the bedside of the
noted actress when she passed away
were Count Bozenta. husband Of the
Madame Modjeskn; Ralph Modjeska
and his wife, son and daughter-in-
law. of Chicago. and DR.. J. c. Boyd.
the family physician.
The body Of the actress will be en-
balmed and taken to Los Angeles.
whore il will lie in vault for some
time. Later Count Bozenta will take
remains to Cracow. Poland, the early
home Of Modjeska. and there they will
be inferred. No arrangements for any
public funeral services have ye; been
made.
Count Bozenta. husband Of Nine.
Modjeska. talked before her death Of
the reasons for coming Of himself and
wife with others from Poland in 1876
Because of his political writings. he
was exiled from Poland and Nine Mod
jeska was by imperial uksse deharred
from the Polish stage.
Following the publication Of a paper
read by Nine. Modjeska at the worlds
fair in chicago. which had to do with
Russian Polish policies and the former
ukase of the car further ukase was
issued barring Modjeska from Russian
possessions. II is believed by the
count, however, that there will be no
hindrance to his mission TO bury the
body Of the famous actress in Poland.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
0emocratic Nominess
in Caldwell County.

Princeton. KY. April 81. The win
ners in the primary in this county were:
Josh r. Catlett, State Senator; r. H.
Akin. Representative; M. p. Smith,
County Judge; J. E. Baker. County
Attorney; r. l.. Gresham. County
Clerk; Henry Towery. Sheriff; Miss
Mamie Ca,lett. County School Super
intendent; Morgan Martin. Jailer; and
Oscar Martin, Assessor.
The nominee for State Senator, which
is for the Fourth district. comprising
Caldwell, Crittenden and Webster
counties. was Bill Clerk of the upper
branch Of the Legislature at the last
session and Is well fitted for the duties
of member.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
An fxpe rlment In ThtOlCgy.

Jimmie Irwin went TO HI. mother on
his return from Sunday school and
said. "Mrrna. the teacher told q story
at Sunday school today
oh. no. dear. I think you are mis-
taken. said her mother.
mo. I'm not: she told a story"
"Well. what was it''
''She said that II told n story the
bad man would get me. I've tried Il
twice and he hasn't got me yeti"
The Delineator for May.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22

vrIi ur en-
know hat some where in Won, Loving
hear,
There ia a sbe,,.,ad nool ,.ss,v.d
forme
A little kingdom where n reign an.
pr.me
Uovey., small my ,inv ,s.ln may
he
Lnov ,ha, /, IN. nus;c ~, vo,, Ami
Th.,. cb;u.s with min. cho,d an
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22

Amplias Owens, q travelling man
known to almost every one in this
country. died in Illinois . few days
ago. II we mistake not he was raised
in the county near Vandersburg He
was confederate soldier. and made
many daring raids during the civuwAr
At the time Of his death he was . citi-
zen Of Evansville. He has many friends
here who will regret to hear Of his
death. ID ixon Journal.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22

RoSE0ALE, the Beautiful $4,000 kentucky Horse.
JAKE, the Largest Gorilla ever Exhibited In America
He Five
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
AT Of Living.

The greatest art in the world is the
art Of living. The greatest thing in
living lie knowing how to get along
with other people. The highest state
of happiness can only come from the
most perfect companionship. Rev. W.
w. BASTARD, Baptist, Boston.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
Worked Wonders.

Mrs. c. P. Virgins. Lexington, KY.
says: II gave my fowls Bourbon
Poultry Cure when they were sick and
it certainly worked wonders. Sold
by Haynes & Taylor. druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22
What Happened ~ The CD. Cken.

Lyle was watching his mother clean .
chicken, then he said, 20 mama. what
are you taking the roots out Of the
children for?"-
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-04-22

For, after all. there Is not for 10 80.
And life will end in sil-Lcc. had ard
cold
SO darling. " YOU love mc-.-t.ll me
SO,
-Yonk,rs Stat. smon
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
FOR SEWERS AND OILED ROADS

A speaker at the good roads meeting, held by the chamber of commerce Friday night called attention to the fact that the city of Phoenix is spending $13,000 annually for the sprinkling of the city streets, when the application of the right kind of oil to those streets would, after the first cost of oiling, save them this substan- tial amount yearly.
 Such is the situation in Phoenix, but how is it
 in Globe9 The city treasury is expending over $3,O0O year for the sprinkling of only the main streets. An application of thick oil, heavy with asphatum, on these streets would keep them in condition for years and no flying dust would have to be contended with Roads in Riverside, Cal, that have been oiled in this way are today in good condition after five years of hard usage. So the virtue in the right kind of oiled road is manifest. And the keeping of $3,000 a year in the treasury of the city is an item worth considering.
 Unfortunately however, Globe is not yet in a position to go ahead to advantage with new paving of the city streets. It is necessary that a sewerage system shall be installed before road improvement or better yet in conjunction with it. To build macadam or asphalt roads in the city and then subject them to the upheaval and tearing out process necessary in laying sewerage mains and surface lines would hardly be attended by a conservation of labor and eX- pense. But every business and civic condition demands good roads and sewerage system for Globe. And it is essential that these improve ments be secured if our city is to hold the posi- ton it now enjoys as the most live and pro- gressive municipality in Arizona.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
Al,CdyS Contented

Most poets prate of boyhood days they spent
 upon the farm. They laud the farm in divers lays and write
 about its charm. used to chaperon the hen and engineer the
 blow, But, while I was contented then, I'm just as
 happy now. While now breast the urban strife, 'ts not the
 worst of lots./ There are some joys in city life and many
 pleasant spots. I used to ry-shampoo the horse and manicure
 the COW. And I was happy then, of course, but I'm as
 happy now.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
LET YOUR PAPER FOLLOW YOU

The SilUer Belt aoW be mailed upon request to subscribers lea0ing the city during Hbe sum- mer months. Change of address WH be made as frequently as desired; notices of such change should giUe both the ol0 and neV address. Call at the office or phone a"y change you wish be- fore leaUjng tue city. The subscription rate iS the same out Of tOa0n as in Me city,
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

And. of course. indigestion if neg. lected long enough. brings on seri- ous diseases in which Kodol cannot benefit you. Some of these there is no help for at all.
 There are, In fact, very few all ments which cannot be traced d. rectly to impure blood. And i'm pure blood is always due to a dis. ordered stomach.
 Use Kodol and prevent Nervous Dyspepsia.
 Kodol will effectually assist Ma, ture to secure a complete restora. ton of good digestion. It does this by at once digesting all food in the stomach and keeping 1t di- gested. until the stomach is rested and can resume its own work. Ko- dol removes the cause---and the effect quickly removes itself.
 When it is recalled that Apo plexy, Heart Disease. Cancer-and even Consumption--are due to poor digestion and poisons thus transmitted to the blood, and throughout the system-the impor- tance of maintaining good diges. ton is at once realized.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

A Savannah girl thinks "Dearie" is the most beautiful song ever written.' Bless her heart! There are whole lot of us who wish we were youthful and buoyant enough to think so, too!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

''It makes no difference who your grand father was. Who are you?' inquiries a sage philosopher. A case in point Patrick Calhoun, of San Francisco, is direct descendant of John c. Calhoun, late of South Carolina.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

The playing of the Globe City band at the Dominion hotel Friday evening drew much ia vorable comment from people newly-arrived in the city. The old, old, proverb might be aterc l to read, "A prophet and a band are without honor in their own country" Why this is so, is hard to fathom. band such as Globe has is surely worthy of popular support. And if this support was forthcoming, the people would be the gathers.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

"They are technically arresting' gamblers in Chareston,' says the Knoxville Sentinel. Probably the defendants would be perfectly willing to plead guilty to technical gambling, /" provided they were permitted to pay their fines in stage money.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

An Iowa pawnbroker recently sold debtor s wooden leg to satisfy an obligation. Financial ly, as well as physically, that debtor is, plainly enough, on his last leg
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

The Norfolk Virginian-Pilot is exploiting a new word of it's own coinage" hellecose We do not know exactly what it means, but it looks as though it might come in handy if the mercury climbs much higher
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
One Opinion

''Women, it is said, are returning to small waists"
 ''Um"
 'Say it out"
 "Some of them are going to have trouble in getting back"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

Not infrequently it happens, also, that love goes out by the door when excessive wealth comes through the window
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

"A claimant to the English throne has just died in New Jersey" says the Philadelphia Ledger. As he was not a New Jersey corpora ton, however, King Edward still has the throne in his possession.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

''Mr. Taft will never be offered dollar per word for magazine contributions" /" says con temporary. Perhaps not, and yet fate may have unkinder things than that in store for him.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
My Gdrden

My garden, hey? Alack- k-a-day! I feel deal like kicking. My cut-worms thrive, but sakes alive, my bug crop ain't worth pickingl
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

The sugar trust complains that public feel ing'' is against it. Public feeling, it might also be noted in passing, is more or less against sand-baggers and second-story men.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

That good roads meeting Friday night had the real Globe spirit. It did things. There is still much to be done however, but with live people to do it, the prospect for a serviceable road system is bright.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

4 Musical Marathon "Did she accompany him on the piano?" ''She tried to. But he soon distanced her '
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
Fdntiliar Quotation

Mans clothes are of mans life a thing apart; they're woman's whole existence
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
ReaL Glass

'The best is none too good for me- ''l, myself, just manage to worry along with it."
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

"Dayton has about as few What 's-the- users P as any city in the world" says the News of that burg. Whats the use of what the user, anyway
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
Bankers Garden

The Finest Resort in Globe Popular with all classes winte, aud summer. Refreshments of all kinds. Choice cigars, wines and liquors.
 ANHEUSER~BUSCH BEER ALWAYS ON DRAUGHT.
 Cool dining room in connec. ton. Regular meals and cold lunches at all hours. Order for provate dinners in advance.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
sweeping, it would be better to clean them by vacuum process''
Jest Fishia'
vacuum process.


 Jest Fishin' Where breezes blow An nipples swish, l love to go
 An fish an fish. I never get
 The bite l wish, But 1 kin set
 An fish an fish.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

Mrs Howard Gould says it is impossible for her to dress on less than $40000 per annum, but just now the chances appear to be extra-super- fine that she will have it to do in the future, ertheless and notwithstanding.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
The Grddliate

She was sad, although her essay Made hit. For her dress, we confess, Didn't fit.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

''Has Teddy shaken the correspondents 2" inqures the Knoxville Sentinel If he has, we shall have to revise the ancient proverb, and acknowledge that it is possible to teach an old dog new tricks, after al
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
MORNING SMILES
NeVer

NeUer "Peace hath her victories "Yes; but arbitration items will never class up with war news.''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

4 Mean Friend "All the dust flies up my nose" "Well Cholly, maybe the city will pay you to parade the streets. Perhaps, instead of
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
Our Guarantee

Go Co yonr druggist today and get det ior bottle. Thea after you have used the entire contepts of the bottle fl you ces horiestly say, that it has not done you snI good, return the bottle to the druggist ane he will refund your money without 9ueT ton or delay. We will then pay the drus, gsst for the bottle. Don't hesitate, so orugzists know that our guarantee is gcoo. This offer applies to the lsrgs bottle ohy and to but one in a family. The large bop cent bottle.
 Kodol is prepared al the laborS tories of k. c. Dewitt & O.. Chicago
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

Even though the weather is hot that question of trolley system in Globe is being allowed to languish unduly.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

We knew what Kodol would do before ever the first bottle war sold. If we did not know just what 1t will do, we would not guarantee it the way we do.
 It is easy for you to prove Kodoi --the next tor the frsU time you have an attack of Indigestion. And you will certainly be surprised at the results. II is perfectly barn less.
 There can be no harm in trytns something that may do you a great deal of good--when 1t costs yos nothing if 1t doesn't
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27
Surprising, What Kodol Will Do

For you, when you need it. But the longer you neg. lect Indigestion, the you will suffer before Kodol can restore Good Digestion.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-06-27

Dated June l9, 1909.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-06-29
An odd Will.

A correspondent sends us copy of an old will on record in the office of the ordinary of Lumpkin county, Ga. After appointing three executors, he ''solemnly" requests them ito law N. Nicholson to the full extent of the law. I impute my cramp collie to his injus- tice to me-" He further requests that they pay themselves and our attor- neys and spend as much as is neces- sary in buying slab, and place on 1t: Here lie the remains of s. Douglas Crane. Born the 9th of November, 1900, who served five years in the Georgia legislature and never lost a day and dies in the full faith of the Methodist doctrine and in full hope, to which church he wills $50.'" In con- clusion the testator requests ''to be buried on the highest hill in the grave yard with the honors of war, a colo nel's salute."-Law Notes.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-06-29
A Pillar I'm Venice.

At a corner of St. Marks church in Venice, the one nearest the ducal pal ace, there has been standing since the eleventh century a pillar of red DOT phyry carved with the portraitures of four noble gentlemen of Albania. In fact they were brothers who went to Venice in a ship laden with vast wealth. One couple plotted against the other to secure all the treasure and at a feast each duo of plotters poisoned the other. The signory of Venice seiZ- ed upon their goods. In commemora- ton of so unbrotherly a conspiracy and as a warning against avarice the unique and exquisitely carved pillar was erected.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-06-29
Slips ~ Artists.

It Is a part of the seeming i'll luck belonging to circumstance that an artist may spend time and genius on a piece of work and then fail con- spicuously in some detail.
 There is story that one royal academician gave a hand five fingers and a thumb and that another painted a live lobster bright red.
 The clever Goodall had been engaged in painting a number of laborers drag ging a huge stone across the desert, and a man of science, entering the studio, said to him:
 q say, Goodall, If you want those fellows to pull that stone you must double their number. 1t would take just twice as many"
 But it is not modern painters alone who slip up on points of accuracy. Even Albert Durer, in a scene repre- senting Peter denying Christ, painted one of the Roman soldiers in the act of smoking. Turner put a rainbow beside the sun, and in another picture he got woefully tangled in the ships rigging
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-06-29
Incident of the Reign of Terror.

A dramatic incident of the reign of terror in France was the saving of her fathers life from the guillotine by Mile. de Sombreuil. M. de Sombreuil and his daughter were condemned to death at the time of the September massacres and were waiting in the cart, surrounded by the mob, for their turn to mount the scaffold. Mlle de Sombreuil turned to the crowd and asked what harm a weak old man like her father could do to the nation. Some of the men answered that if she would drink a glass of blood to the nation they would let him go and passed up a glass. She drank 1t down immediately. The crowd took her and her father from the cart. They escaped and made their way to England. She thought at the time she drank blood, but after ward she concluded that it was red wine, for she saw no one stoop to fill the glass. To her death she was never able, however, to see red wine in a glass without shudder.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-06-29
THE FIGHTER
By ALBERT PAYsON TERHUNl

"Caleb Conover, Railroader," "Dr Ds
 Trail"