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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-18
Good Reason.

Wantanno-Why do you call that boy
Of yours Flannel? Dunno Because he
just naturally shrinks from washing
London Tit-Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-18

, The nobleness Of life depends on its
consistency. clearness Of purpose, quiet
and ceaseless energy.--Ruskin.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-18

Excuses in youth are drafts upon
old age, payable about thirty years
after date.-Chicago News
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-18

INVESTIGATE those gowns at
WEBB BROTHERS. There are some
very beautiful ones suitable for even
ing wear. q. wv " 's:s Y I: ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-18
TRI-STATE WEATHER,

TR1.STATE WEATHER.
Washington, Nov. 17.-Minnesota-
Generally fair Thursday and Friday
with slowly rising temperature; var
liable winds.
North and South Dakota-General-
ly fair Thursday and Friday with
slowly rising temperature. r
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-18
Extrsme Abssntmindsd nsss.,

HA.e
ssThe queerest case Of absentmindeds
ness that L have ever known Of" re.
marked the night clerk of certain ho-
tel, was that which happened at this
hotel early yesterday morning. Two
fellow boarders. one Jones by name
and the other whose name is Brown.
occupied room on the third floor.
"Well, Brown requested me to have
him wakened Mt o'clock so as to al
low him to catch the o'clock train
He was awakened at the requested
time, and In his hurry to dress himself
he put on Jones' clothes by mistake.
He did not discover his mistake until
he reached the depot, and, would you
believe it"-here the speaker paused
''when he found ont that he was wear
ing some one else's clothes he imme'
diately returned to the hotel and went
right to bed"
II don't see any observation-disclosures
about that" broke in one Of the listen
ers.
'You don't? Why, he thought that l
had awakened the wrong man."
Advantage Of Education.
"Are you satisfied with the results OF
the course which your daughter fol-
lowed at college,"
perfectly satisfied. She Is going to
marry one of the professors"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
MOTT WAS SPEAKER
Tells Students About the New
High School, Now Be-
ing Built.
TALKS ABOUT BUSINESS

In an address before the students at
high school. Superintendent T. A. Mott
of the public schools, spoke interest.
ingly on the new high school build
ing that is being erected at the cor
ner of North Ninth and B streets. M.
Mott stated that the new building
which would cost $l25.O0O. would be
one of the finest structures in the stat
thoroughly equipped and modern in ev-
cry particular. Mr.. Mott declared tina,
the taxpayers of Richmond endorsed
the action of the city in erecting the
new building. all asserting that it was
badly needed and was none too larss
for the needs of this city.
The standing and rating of bust
ness man and the advantage of secur-
ing an education was discussed by Nj
Mott. who stated that business mans
credit was often more essential to hin
than so much actual cash.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
THE RHODE ISLANDERS

Since Golfers Weekly settled the
question as to what to call Beverage
and the other Middle Westerners, who
have refused to bow to the calf of
Mammon and call it the Republican
party, we have had few suggestions as
to what to dub Aldrich. Cannon, ct al
Insurgents is surely better name
than Progressives. 1t might be well
to call the Insurgents. Real Republi-
cans and let it go at that. But what
shall we call the others:
The Kansas City Star comes to the
rescue with a sardonic smile.
1t says:
There was something Of the daring
humorist in Speaker Cannon when, In
his Elgin speech, he declared that If
the insurgents were republicans he
was something else
Now, the question is, What is Can
non? According to his own alterna-
tive ne Is uOL IcpuDllCdA, SIAtc III =
insurgents Enthusiastically are republic
cans. He certainly is not democrat,
even if he did enter into plot to con-
troll the house with the aid of demo
cratic votes He is not populist, and
no one would accuse him of being a
socialist Heaven knows he is not a
prohibitionist. Then what is he:
Since all of them, including Cannon
have been following the lead of Aldrich
and the interests he represents, there
seems to be no better term define
them. for the present, than the name
already given-Rhode Islanders. This
name is especially fitting, not alone
for the reason that Aldrich is a Rhode
Island senator but also because the
fact that the smallest state has the
greatest power in congress is typical
of the domination of a small class OF
special interests over the great mass
Of the people"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02

the cloud of a smoking chimney is as
much annoyed and injured when the
chimney is part Of public school,
building or a municipal lighting plant
as when it is part OF factory. he
has more reason to complain or the
municipal than of the private nuisance
for it is the duty Of the city to set
citizens a good example by ooeylng
its own ordinances. When city en-
ployes violate the smoke ordinances
with impunity, while private offend
ers are prosecuted, the latter are in
clined to say it is a case of the pot
calling the kettle black. If too much
smoke comes from the chimney of a
municipal lighting plant the man who
is responsible should be taken before
the civil service commission and dis
charged. His successor would be
more careful. If the chimney of a
public school smokes. the school
board should order the dismissal of
the offending employee. A little Wig
orous disciplining would end the
smoke nuisance as far as public build
ings are concerned.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
STOMACH TROUBLE
Had It For Years Until He Heard G.
Mi-o-na. L. n. Fine Sells II,

If you suffer from indigestion
belching of gas. lump of lead on storn
ach. biliousness. dizziness, foul breath
nervousness. constipation or head
ache. give l.. H. Fihe 30 cents toda
for box of Mona. the celebrated
stomach prescription, and if it doesn |
cure he he will give you your none,
back. 1t relieves painful stomach
distress in five minutes Read tn,
following:
Il had stomach trouble for years.
After eating l would be troubled for ar
hour or so with indigestion. J
bought one box of Mona tablets from
Gaffney Drug Co. which completed.
cured me. That was II months age
and to this day have not been trou
bled again. J. B. Haskey. Gaffney
S. c., April -. 1909.
Mona is the best prescription 70
stomach trouble ever written: not orl-
does it give quick relief. but it cure
permanently because it thorough
c!eanses. renovates. builds up and put
elasticity into the stomach and bow
els. Mona is put up in tablet form
and is small and easy to swallow
Sold by leading druggists everywhere
and in Richmond by L. H. Ffhe. who
rigidly guarantees them. Test sam-
pie free. Address Boots Mi-o-na
Buffalo, n. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
FORCED INTO EXILE.

VIM. Upchurch Of Glen Oak. Okla.
was an exile from home. Mountain
air, he thought, would cure a frightful
lung-racking cough that had defied all
remedies for two years. After six
months he returned. death logging
his steps. Then l began to use DR..
Kings New Discovery" he writes.
land after taking six bottles l am as
we'll as ever" 1t saves thousands
yearly from desperate lung diseases.
Infallible for Coughs and Colds, it
dispels Hoarseness and Sore Throat
Cures Grip. Bronchitis. Hemorrhages.
Asthma, Group. Whooping Cough. SOC
and $1.O0: trial bottle free; guaran-
teed by A. G. Luken 4 Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Free chih's
Remedy

What mother is not looking for
something that will help her children
in the little ills Of life. something
for the stomach trouble and the
bowel trouble! Long ago she prob
ably has become convinced that .
child cannot readily swallow a pill
or a tablet. and that to break them
in half and crush them" is An annoy
ance: that usually they work too drasu-
cally. and are nauseating and too pow
Any mother who win take the trouble
Of sending her name and address can OBJ.
tain a free sample bottle of . remedy
Of Tns is
free trial bottle !: open 70 ANY mo oass
it and convinced yourself that 1, 10 what
you want. you can obtain II In the fu.
ture Of your druggist at nfty cent. ana
others are doing. the free sample being
simply to convince you OF Its merits. II
Is the b. best Wy H e. 9ss,n s Sn q
and Mrs. Mary Bedford. 1!lo Coke street.
Louisville. KY. both started with y free
have never been without q bottle in the
house since.
1t i. undoubtedly = great family REM
mia and pleasant to take and We, thor
IDEAL remedy for children ana women and
old folks who need something pure. mild
and natural 1t has the advantage OF be-
ing a thorough laxative and Yet contains
tonic properties Use II for the most
stubborn constipation. indigestion. liver
trouble. sick headache, sour stomach
and such complaints with q guarantee
that II will cure
DR.. Caldwell personally will be plea sed
to give you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining to
the stomach. liver or bowels absolutely
free of charge. ! xplain your case In =
For the free sample simply send your
name and address on q postal card or
otherwise For either request the doctor Q
address Is DR.. w. B. Caldwell r 604 CAld.
, well building, Monticello. Ill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Restricting Appeals.

From the Columbus, O., State Journal.
Illinois is doing something to abol-
ish that widespread abuse OF the
laws delay" It has a new practice
act which greatly limits appeals, and
it is expected to result in a more
prompt settlement of litigation. The
idea that has prevailed to a great ex-
ming from one court to another on
some little question of law are pro
motive of justice is fast losing
ground 1t is usually the case that
the grounds Of appeal do not touch
the heart Of the matter, but relate to
some technical or speculative Incl
dents. to which there is no end.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Items Gathered in
From Far and Near
Up-to-Date Lobbying.
From the Philadelphia Press.

from the PnlIaQelpnld PreSS.
1t takes money to get legislation
through Congress. That assertion
may have an ugly sound. 1t may
arouse visions of the buying and sell
ing OF congressmen's votes. 1t is the
truth, however. The money is spent
legitimately. 1t is clean money, anj
under present conditions is necessar!
money. The day when the lobbyist
haunted the halls of Congress, and in
dark crypts and recesses secretly
placed in the nervous and graspine
fingers of corrupt statesmen great
rolls of greenbacks, has long passed
if it ever existed. 1t is doubtful if it
ever did exist, except in the magma
ton of the sensationalist. While $1Ol
or $1,000 bills do not pass from the
hand Of the lobbyist to that of the
congressman, it is nevertheless true
that hundreds of thousands of dollars
have been spent in securing laws tina,
are now on the statute books. This
money was used for educational pur
poses, and it was not used in Washing
ton. 1t was spread out over the
whole broad land. 1t was used in ed
ucating the voters in congressional
districts as to the necessity of sucf
laws.
Public Smoke.
From the Chicago Tribune.
The householder who lives under
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
IN ULTIMA THULE

Now that our scientists are begin
ming to cloud Peary's title to the pole,
those who love the law of balance as
applied to the see-saw of the world
will rejoice. AS one editorial writer
remarks it has been particularly hard
to prove that any one has ever been
to the celestial regions, and the North
Pole is like unto it.
Our own suggestion would be that
the present situation would be appro.
priately termed in table d'hote Ian
guage: Cook Pudding with Peary
Sauce"
Celia.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
GOVERNMENT POSITIONS
FOR MEN AND WOMEN
The Government gives Railway Mail
Clerks $500 to $1,000. and other EN-.
ployes up to $4,000 annually.

Uncle Sam will soon hold examina-
lions throughout the country for Pos
tai Employees, Custom House Clerks.
Stenographers. Bookkeepers. Depart
mental Clerks and other Government
Positions. The work is pleasant,
hours short and a position for life.
Thousands of appointments will be
made. Any man or woman over IS, in
City or Country can get free iforma-
ton and Instructions by addressing
the Bureau of Instruction, 1882 Ham
lin Building, Rochester. n. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
MASONIC CALENDAR.

Tuesday. Nov. 2.-Richmond Lodge
No. 1856. F. & A. NJ. Stated Meeting.
Wednesday,, Nov. 3.-Webb Lodge.
No. "a, F.. & A. NJ. Special meeting
afternoon and evening. work in Mas
ter Mason's degree. Refreshments
and banquet.
Thursday, Nov. 4.-Wayne Council
No. 10, R. & S. NJ. Stated Assembly.
Saturday. Nov. e. Loyal Chapter
No 40, .. E. S. Stated Meeting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
A Debtors Strataaem.

yes" said. the business man. Il
have given up trying to collect that
little bill from Bilkins. You see. he
is a pretty big fellow. and he used to
throw my collectors out every time
they called"
Then why didn't you employ 4 wo-
man collector? He couldn't do that to
a woman"
That's what / thought. 80 l got one
and sent her round. but she never
came back"
why not?''
He married her"-Londen Tit. Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
NOTICE TO BIDDERS.

Proposals for supplies for the use OF
the Eastern Indiana Hospital for the
Insane for the month of December,
will be received by the board of trus.
tees at the hospital before ) p. M,
Monday, November 8. 1909. Specifi,
cations may be seen at the Second Ma
tional bank. or at the Hospital. By
order of the board.
2&3 S. E. SMITH Med. Supt
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
A Non-Combatant

Why don't you play bridge whist?"
Because l want to be popular. If
you play badly you lose and people
wish you were out of the game. And
if you play we'll you win and people
wish you were out of the game just
the same"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
YOUNG GIRLS ARE VICTIMS.

YOUNG GIRLS ARE VICTIMS.
Of headache, as we'll as older women,
but all get quick relief and prompt
cure from Dr. Kings New Life Pills,
the worlds best remedy for sick and
nervous headaches. They make pure
blood, and strong nerves and build up
your health. Try them. Csc at A. G.
Luken & Cos.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
CARD OF THANKS,

We desire to extend our sincere
thanks to all Richmond and Green's
fork friends who were so kind in our
recent bereavement
Mrs. Jennie Hatfield and Family
Greensboro, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Raising Money.

From the Baltimore Sun.
II Washington can raise ten thous-
and dollars in ten minutes for the air
ship meet, it ought to be able to fl
nance an airship trust in week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
A Surmise.
What

What is Mrs. Gabson's favorite
book"
Il don't know" answered Miss Cay
enne; from the interest she takes in
knowing the names, occupation and
home surroundings of everybody she
sees 1 should think it ought to be the
city directory"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Special Request.

BY special request Euphemia Bings
Repeated the single song she sings.
That is the story the program told,
But the orchestra chairs were all un-
sold;
And there wasn't a person who con-
feSsed
To the authorship of that strange re-
quest.
BY special request of some unknown
friend
The agent for books his card will
send;
BY special request the candidate
Will give his aid to affairs of state
It's wondrous how special requests
expand
For things that seem slightly in de-
mand!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Make 1t Go.

From the Pittsburg Dispatch.
Progressive Englishmen say that
the house of lords is at a standstill,
as it has been for a century, but they
have hopes of winding it up and max
ing it go.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Misanthropy.

How history repeats itself.
Though figures new arise to fame.
1t is the same old tale of pelf,
Sought by the same old gold bri OK
game.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Up to the Boys.

From the Council Bluffs Nonpareil.
A conference of governors is to be
held in the interest of the safe and
sane Fourth movement. A conference
Of small boys might avail more.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02

Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs
quickly, strengthens the lungs and ex-
pels colds. Get the genuine in a yell
low package A. G.. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
The WAY With Tammany.

From the Louisville Post.
The charges of terrible crimes
against Tammany will only serve to
make the regular Tammany men more
enthusiastic over their bosses than
ever.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
TWINKLES
(BY PHiLANoER JoHNsoN.)
Not a Business Obligation.

Your country owes you a debt of
gratitude said the admiring constitu-
ent.
Thanks" replied Senator Sorg-
hum; the only objection to a debt of
gratitude is that it is never secured
by tangible assets On which a man
can realize in an emergency
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
Il admire courage" So

Il admire courage" said Uncle
Eben, but l doesn' blame man fob
gittin' out'n de way when he ain got
no show. Oar wouldn' be no sense at
all in a mouse tryin' to fight cat
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
The Shamrock.

The original shamrock Of Ireland has
long been extinct. The plant called
hamrock is the white clover.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02
The Reason.

From the Augusta Herald.
It. is not strange that Minnesota is
classed as the best governor state.
More editors are elected to office in
that state than in any other.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-11-02

Entered at Richmond. Indiana, pos
office as second class mail matter.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15

Dr. J. Kellogg, graduate of the Ontario Veterinary College of Toronto, Canada, the gentle man who bought the "Dr. Brehm farm k now prepared to do all kinds ol veterinary work. Den tistry. lameness and surgery d speciality. All calls in or out of town promptly attended. Resi- dense phone No. 35. Ii.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15
IMPORTANT NOTICE.

Subscriptions to the Twice-a- Week News are payable strictly in advance, and all papers are discontinued promptly at expira- ton of time paid for. Watch the date on your paper and send m your renewal before your time expires. Failure to do so will be taken as an indication that you do not want the paper longer and 1t will be disc continued according ly.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15
Hast week.

Roy Robinson went te Canada last week.
 Grandma Lyons has been great ly indisposed.
 Joe Oldham went To Rogers last Sunday To visit his son.
 Aunt Julia Skelton of Sunset Is taking treatment from Dr. Gabbert.
 The Rebeeea lodge will serve ice cream and cake next Friday evening.
 Mrs. J M karnes went 10 Fayetteville last Sunday to visit relatives.
 Quite number of people went to Pitkin last Sunday to attend the decoration.
 Irene and Pet Glover went to Lincoln last Thursday to visit old acquaintances.
 Lola Curtis went home with her aunt, who resides at Sapulpa, Okla, and will visit for several weeks.
 Thos. Harrison and daughter, of Blackburn, made Grandma Davis and Amy Harrison d visit last week.
 Lillie Brown will leave soon for her home at Napavine, Washing ton, after visiting relatives for two months. Cliff karnes is having some improvements made on his dwell- ing house which adds greatly to its appearance. Dessie and Emmit Carter .who have been visiting relatives and friends for several days, return. ed to their home at Tulsa. Okla, last Friday.
 z Err~
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15

Sanitarium Treatment Rooms will be open for ladies from d. m. til noon, other hours by ap- pointment. Gentlemen's hours from p. Ill. till II D. III, other hours by appointment. Phone No. s2. GEO. KIRK.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15

Lost On the night of the "Trip Around the World sole leather cane, and the finder will be suitably rewarded by return ing to the News office.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15
WEST FORK
to.so4,s-o4.o4o+o4o-to-.o,-o-,-c
Mrs. NJ. Gilbreath Is indispos-

Mrs. NJ. Gilbreath Is indispos- ed.
 People have commenced pick ing dewberrles.
 Crops are fine, oats are extra, better than for years.
 J. l.. Bryan is expected in at any time from Woodla VII, Texas.
 Grandma Gloyer's sister from Fayetteville is making her visit.
 Mrs. K, Hendrixson from Pat rick is taking treatment from Dr. Gabbert.
 Mrs. Ora Bray of Shawnee, Okla, Is visiting relatives and friends at this place.
 Mrs. NJ. Johnson's little grand daughters from Fayetteville are making her visit.
 Mrs. Zirkle from Elreno, Tex as, Is a guest of her grandmother, Aunt Betsy Meknight
 Mrs. Eva karnes and children went to Fayetteville last Sunday to visit the formers father and mother,
 Miss Myra Davis is doing quite a good business with her photo- graph gallery, located in the old school building.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15
SPRAYED.

Brown tpony, seven years old, weight about 650 pounds, brand ed on left side three times and on the right side once. Suitable re- ward will be paid for it's recovery.
 Dr. J. Kellogg.
The Springdale news., 1909-06-15
NOTICE.

The firm of Masoner X Baker having dissolved partnership, 1t is nessssary to collect all out standing accounts, and those knowing themselves indebted to the firm are requested to please ea,, at once and settle. The hooks are in charge of J. T. Masoner at the place of business of the old firm.