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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
Wilson Tigers New Track Coach.

Charles H. Wilson Of. Chicago mas
been selected by the Princeton Attn,
letic association as track coach to sue.
coed A. l.. Copeland, who has acted in
this capacity Tor the last four years.
He goes to Princeton highly recon
mended by Coach Stage of Chicago
and Bert Williams. captain OF Prince
tons track team In 1905. He has had
a great deal of experience in all forms
Of. track athletics.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
Mccormick May Quit Diamond.

Harry McCOrmick. the New York
Nationals heavy hitting outfelder re-
Gently announced that be is going to
enter the employ of the Pennsylvania
Steel company in Chicago. that he Is,
through with baseball and that he will
not be with the Giants next season.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
SPEEDY ENDS
IN DEMAND NOW
ShIfiy, Heady GhdlTOn Men Shine
OfteRsIveIy and DetenSlVeIy.
PASS CALLS FOR CHANGE.

This and the Developed onside Kick
Forces In Selection Of Material.
Tackles viii Be Little More Than
Ends. say Authorities.
Fast ends Of the shiftys nervy. heady
type are in demand by football coach
es under the new style OF the open
gridiron game. With a good punter
who can also toss the ball well for for
ward passing and two speedy end rush.
es any football team is a dangerous
factor. The line, Of course. must be
solid enough TO hold the charging enc
my from breaking through before the
ball can be handled for the play con-
templated. but the old days Of beefy
line. with big. heavy, smashing ends
and great power In the back field, is
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
y. Who lsuah, La.s. etc.

The old e0lnred man had climbed
into the dentists chair 81 torture.
shall | give you laughing gas. un.
cler' querled the tooth carpenter.
mot till after dc toof am out. boss. !"
replied the old man. Reckon mebby
Ah'll feel mo- lake latfin' den. Chi.
cago News
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19

"YOu are beside YOURSELF he retOrt-
ed haaghtlly
she Eave q shrllL unpleasant laugh
Seeing double again, ehg' she cried.
New York Press.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
NEU
CITY in BRIEF

OF the French-American war at the
Lyric.
Get your wall paper at less than
one-half price at the Fourth Street
Fair.
J. II. Bernier. the tailor. Is spend
Ing the day In Spokane.
There Is q very interesting subject
OF rustic school days at the Majestic
entitled The Little Teacher"
Mr.. and Mrs. d. s. Webb and son
David. who have been visiting New
ton Webb ana family, have left for
their home 1t Fife Lake. Mich.
Special prices and values In chill
dren's coats at RobertsOn's on Sat
urday.
For ten days wall paper from 20
TO so per cent discount at the Fourth
street Fair.
Remember, the Metropole. Idaho.
City and Cash markets for your gov
eminent inspected meats and Thanks-
giving poultry.
Mr.. and Mrs. Volker were among
the spokane visitors yesterday.
Big Thanksgiving sale on At Racket
store.
Mrs. ELLA Foster has fled for q d.
yorc against her husband, Albert
Foster. and has obtained Attorney J.
W Hawkins a. her attorney.
At the Metropole. Idaho. City and
Cash markets you viii ind tho high
est grade OF corn fed poultry for
Thanksgiving, Turkeys, geese. ducks
and chickens.
Word was received By q citizen
who recently came from the east that
there was 10 inches OF snow In Wis
consin and Minnesota and that the
weather was terribly cold.
Every trimmed hat In stock will
b sold at Just half price at Rob
ertson's on Saturday,
Don't fail to look at the Racket
store window.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. BransOn have
Issued Invitations. and VIII entertain
small company OF friends at their
home on Garden street, next Monday
evening.
Nothing more appreciated for
Christmas present than your photo,
and u coats you Less. From 26e up.
olson's Studio for the best.
Thanksgiving turkeys, geese, ducks
and chickens. all nicely fattened on
corn and dressed under government
inspection, ut the Metropole. Idaho
City and Cash markets. Remember
that all our meats and poultry are
government inspected ana must stanC
the rigid test.
The Lakeside Printing company
began today to move their plant from
under the Lakeside Hardware store
70 STA sherman street. where the,
will continue their printing business
and also add nice line OF station,
cry and ONCE supplies for the retail
trade. Their retail department vii
DO In the front part Of the build
ing.
Marley Fisher has just received I
novelty In the way OF q clock, which
was imported from Germany and Il
. new thing In this country. On,
winding win last for 400 days anC
Il Il ; perfect timoseepeE. Tho work.
Ia similar 20 the ordinary tlmeploce
other than there 4 one tick to ever
eight seconds. and the minute han,
moves In accordance with this con
Htruetion. Il Il In the wtndoW at Mr
Fibher's store and b balAg admirsC
BY many.
Mead shorp. assistant cashier o.
the MaFtlnmYille. ILL. state hank. ar
rived IN the city thia morning I,
spend a abort time a. the guest o.
J. NJ. Gentry. Mr. shorp was n,
lucky person to draw Ne. In Ii,
Occur d'Alens reservation and comes
70 look over the land and prospects,
The two gentlemen made B trip b.
horseback today over . portion O
the reservation. and nnay he gone TIVE
or three days.
as7-s----=---s----~~e~sass
HI OIRON.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
mo AnvERrIARRa.

In order that we may ba able TO
reach our subscribers at the proper
time with the Evening Press we are
compelled 70 mako a rule that all dis
play advertising must be in the Of
dec By II O'Clock =. m. 20 insure
publication the same day.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
a Coed Reason.

wantanno- Why do YOU cali that boy
q yours fiaanely nuEnO Because he
Just naturally shrinks from washing. -
s1don Tit,hIts.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-11-19
H. L. OLAON

TAis signature on your photos
meAna that you have the beet o.
tainaels. Christmas orders ssoksa
now.
SzAQEee<
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
HAS BEEN A MODEL
FOR MANY ARTISTS

To be able 20 see q picture or a statue
OF oneself in almost any city Of the
United States or Europe. would be an
unusual experience for anyone. Miss
Amelia Rose. IN the king Of Cadohia"
company. can visit many large cities.
from the Imperial Gardens in Pelzing,
China, 10 Canton, Ohio. and ind repre-
sentati0ns OF herself
Miss Rose has been a model for many
OF the greatest painters. sculptors, and
photographers Of the present day and
stands as one Of the four women picked
al having a perfect figure.
MaUde OdeI, Annette Kellerman and
Ray Beveridge are three women who
are known the country over as models
Of physical perfection. Miss Rose, how
ever. has been declared by such ex-
perts as Mucha and Carl Blenner to
be "the perfect model" She is much
smaller than any Of the others. but IS
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
HOLMES AND CROWD
TRAVEL N EGYPT
Lecturer Takes Hearers On
Picturesque Tour Through
Pharoah-Land.

Burton Holmes took one Of the largest
lecture audiences Of the season on an
interesting 50U-year tour through
Egypt last night at -he Columbia The
stev. There is so much to see in the
land of the Pharaohs. so many varied
subjects to be studied and such a world
Of interesting and motley sights to be
enthusiastic over that the latter portion
OF the trip, $50 miles up the Nile. was
covered last night in sixty minutes. Al
though the period Of time was short and
the tr1p was hurried, # seemed that
nothing was overlooked.
Starting on steamer which crossed the
Indian ocean, and going through the
Suez canal and Port Said to Alexandria,
the tourists were shown that old city.
where. in the space of a few minutes,
the traveller may so from the modern
magnifcence Of Alexandria Of TODAY
hack into the dusty catacombs and
ruins erected fifty centuries ago. From
the busy, bustling shops. the attractive
hotels. where thousands of sightseers
from every corner OF the globe can be
met at ali seasons Of the year the trail
led TO those monuments which stand
today, in spite Of their age. as evidences
Of the cruel power OF such famous char
f@~eFaS - ANe1ltAF-Sasa NllHNEo anu LGA1E QlS-
tinguished line Of kings.
Modern Egypt, teeming with is hun
dreds Of interesting moslSs. kiosks and
minarets, was early left behind for the
dead cities OF long ago. The lecture
impressed the hearers with the hold
which religion must have had upon the
people Of the time of the building of
the pyramids ana OF the colossal tenn
pies TO the gods. A feature of the Sc
Tfes Of pictures were those taken on the
cruise through the city built on the
Island Of Philae, the vast temples of
which are submerged by the waters of
the Nile.
As a fitting close TO the trip were
shown pictures Of what EgyptoIogists
now believe to be the greatest of all
these engineering feats, the rock tem-
pies OF RameSes, cut III the solid banks
of rock ana containing the best pre-
served and what are thought 10 be the
most perfect and largest Hkenesses of
RameSes.
The same lecture will be delivered
this afternoon at the Columbia Theater
at 80 o'clock.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
FARRAND TO SPEAK
BEFORE SOCIETY

At the annual meeting Of the Asss-
citation for the Prevention Of Tubercu-
losiss in George washington University
Tuesday evening, Dr. Livingston Far
rand, Of New York, win deli--er an
address. The election Of officers also will
take place and Gen. George NJ. Stern
berg, presiding, will make a report on
the work OF the year
Miss Grace L Anderson will devote
eight months to a campaign that pro-
poses 70 educate the school children as
to the evils Of tuberculosis and the
means OF its contraction. Miss Ander-
son already has begun her lecturing
tour among the schools and has met
sixty-two classes Ia the Tenth and
Eleventh divisions. Facts on the value
OF fresh air, cleanliness. and proper food
are put before the children and their
cooperation in the fight asked.
The lectures are in behalf OF the AS
soeiation for the Prevention OF Tuber-
eulosiE.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
UNABLE TO LOCATE
FORMER POLICEMAN
Seth w. Van Dever Out On
oBnd, But Must Appear
Shortly or Forfeit.

The wheTeabOu OF Seth w Van
Dever, the former Seventh precinct po-
liCeman, who was caught in the act of
forcibly entering a grocery store while
he was supposed to be patrOling his
beat one night several weeks ago, and
who was locked up on a charge of
housebreaklng and later released on
bond, are still unknown
When the case was called in court one
day last week, Van Dever was not
present and tn bond of $500 was de-
cared forfeited.
The Rev. W. J. Howard, pastor of the
Zion Baptist Church, who IS the former
pOliceman's bOndsman, has been given
a reasonable time to produce the pris-
oner before action is commenced to col
lect the money The police will take
no further action in the case until the
81, 800 is collected
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
WASHINGTON TINES BUREAU,
ALEXANDRIA. Va, NOV. %.

Charged with opening mail belonging
to J. owen Lynch, a grocer conducting
business at the corner OF Duke and
Henry streets. Charles Williams and
William Kelly this morning were held
for the action OF the United States
authorities by Justice eaton IN the
police court.
According TO Mr.. Lynch Williams had
been working around the store and was
given a key to the postofice box to get
the mail. He got the mail for several
weeks Within the last few days Mr..
Lynch has received no letters contain
ing money, and suspecting Williams he
confronted him last Saturday and
charged him with taking the. money out
Of the letters. Williams, he claims, at
first denied opening the letters, but. IL
is claimed, at last ronfessed and i'm
plicated Kelly. KeI denied any con-
neCtfOn with the case
AS soon as the ccse was turned over
to the postal authorities. United States
Commissioner p P. W. Garnett. sum
moned a pOstoffice inspector from Wash
ington, who arrived here today, and at
once began an investigation. As soon as
the inspector completes his case ne men
wiz be given a hearing before Commits
siOIer Garnett.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
MISS AMELIA ROSE,
In "King of Cadonia" Company.

said to be much more delicately nodded.
Miss Roses poses IN painting and
sculpture circle the globe. One Of the
most noted is Hubert VOs' water
Nymph." owned by the Empress Of
China, and is the only bit of sculp-
ture by a foreigner in the Royal Gar
dens. Henry bIosleT has done many
ideal heads Of her, especially his 'Mer-
maid of last year Haskell COfin's
Poster Girls" and his bohemian
Girl" are well known. Miss Rose has
posed for Louis More, for Mucha. the
famous Bohemian artist: for Charles
Dana Gibson, Howard Chandler Chris
tie. Harrison Fisher, Frank and J. c..
G.yendecker.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
4 Gold Dust Home Is Healthy Home

= UUTU NU8I HUH" 7" . IlV1-IVIIF IaVEIIS'
In dirt turks danger Of disease. This
truth Is being emphs sized more and
more by the revelations of modern SCI
ence. UnCIeanliness is not only unde-
sirable but positively unwholesoms-
Most Of the ills which the human body
suffers are due to germs, and dirt is the
faVOrite lodging and breeding place OF
these germs. Remove the dirt and
grease and Crime from the home and
YOU banish the germs.
No more efficient cleansing agent has
been discovered than Gold Dust wash
ing powder. Gold Dust cleans every
thing well. II cuts dirt and grease Ike
magic In the washing OF Kitchen Uten-
sis. scrubbing of floors. cleansing of
bath tubs and sinks, in every conceIv-
able cleansing operation, It quickly and
everything it touches clean and sanitsr-
ifv safe.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
Ruckwheat and Maple Syrup

4 & p Pancake Flour, pkg Ice
Plain BuckWheat, i0-ib. bag. 35c
A & p Self.rising BHCkWheat
Package Observation-Disclosures. Ice
Hecker's Self-TiSing Buck
wheat, package. ge.............10 Zoe
Pure Maple Syrup, gal. can $3.50
Pure Maple Syrup, bottle, 15C, Soc
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
Held FOR BRUTAL CRIME.

CHICAGO. Nov. 22.-The brutal beat
ing Of George Krappe, an aged fisher
man, with an iron bar, and the stabhinG
to death Of Andrew He'll. who attempted
to protect krappe in his lonely hut
to Charles Bensdeid, who is under ar
rest. Beusfield wanted TO borrow a
hatchet.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
SMOTHERED TO DEATH.

ALLIANCE, Ohio, Nov. 22.-Mrs. RoIlo
Springins, twenty-three years Of age,
and her son Earl, FIVE years old, were
snothered today by smoke from fire
that damaged the Shecller block, on the
second floor OF which they lived.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

WATCHES

gets damaged after leaving
our factory, but no regular
ieweler will sell a watch until
it is in perfect order.
N. B. When buying a Waitham
Watch always ask yOur jelveIeR
for one adjusted TO temperature
and position.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

Representatives Of the different Sun
day schools Of Alexandria are today
taking a census Of the Sunday school
children here. The work is being done
by ninety-two Sunday school workers
and began at two O'Clock. The entire
census will it is expected, be completed
by four o'clock a meeting Of the
enumerators will be nerd this evening
at the Second Presbyterian church
when the census will be tabulated
Judging from the advance sale Of
tickets the minstrel show to be given
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
STOCK IS EXPECTED.

THE HAGUE, Nov. Pit was in
formally announced here today that
Queen Wuhelmina expects a visit from
the stork early in 1910
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

b. & o. MOIasses, can. co.. Ice, 15c
A & P Pure WOlasses, can. 15c, zoe
Geld Leaf Maple Blend
Syrup, bottle ......... Ice, 25e
KarO Corn Syrup, can. n........ 10c
4 4 p Table Syrup, can. 900. 1Oc
Golden Drip Syrup, can. .... Toe
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
NEWS FROM ALEXANDRIA

by the Lyceum Minstrels at the Lyceum
Hail on the evening Of Monday and
Tuesday. the % and 30, VIII be more
than well attended The show will be
under the direction OF Tom Trodden,
Jr., Of Washington.
A meeting Of Fitzgerald Council, No.
459. knights Of Columbus. win be held
at st. Mary's Hall. In South Royal
street Wednesday evening. At this
meeting the second degree OF the order
viii be conferred on class Of Candi-
dates.
The Alexandriaus employed at the
steel plant and the navy yacd Will meet
at the rooms OF the Chamber Of Com
merce, corner Of King and Washington
streets, this evening. when the COM
mittees appointed at the last meeting
To- get the names of those who will take
after the BarthOldi is Withdrawn on
December 1, viii make their report. A
schedule and rate OF fare will also be
decided upon at this meeting.
Mrs. Martha Fairfax Robertson, moth
Ell of Henry +. Robertson, prominent
Alexandrian, died at the home of her
son, 1872 California avenue. in Washing
ton yesterday. Mrs. Robertson was
eighty -four years old Her funeral win be
held tomorrow and intermcnt viii be in
the family burying ground at Broad
Run, Fauquier county, Va.
A meeting Of the managers and cap
tains Of the different basketball teams
n this city will be held at the armOry
tonight, when a basketball league will
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

EVapOrated Apples, III. lie
MaearOni or Spaghetti, 10. Zoe
Shaker Salt, box. .IOc
Table Salt, 5-Ib. bag ........ Sc
New Horse Radish, bot .......10c
Vanilla Extract, bot Zoe. 25e
Lemon Extract bot. -.... Zoe, 25e
Other FlaVOrs, large bottle. 25c
Cream Cheese, lb.............ISe
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
SNAKE BITE FATAL
TO GEORGIA GIRL

AMSTERDAM. Ga. Nov. 22-while
Miss Belle Jones, IS wears old, was
gathering roses IN the garden OF her
home here, rattlesnake, secreted
among the flowers. struck her between
the ankle ana the knee. Five hours
later she died I'm agony. After being
bitten she ran 10 the house dragging
the snake with her The reptile was
seven feet long.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
Dependable =!

You can depend on a
Valtham Watch and you
can doubly depend on it if you
are sure to buy it only of a
ieweler. A watch sometimes
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

A meeting Of the managers and cap
tains Of the different basketball teams
IN this city will be held at the armOry
tonight, when a basketball league will
be organized.
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
CoCoAs
GOLDFISH

Brick Cod Fish, III. pkg. 10e
Shredded Cod Fish, 10. pkg. =. Sc
The Washington times., 1909-11-22
CANNED GOODS

/ h + Peas, can.............I5 I5c
Imptd. Peas, MOyens, can. 90. .13c
Impt. Peas, Sur. Extra, can. ISc
Tomatoes, strained, can...... &c
Tomatoes gallon cam .......2 25c
Victory Baked Beans, can. .... sc
Belle of Boston Beans, can. o.. Sc
4 4 p Baked Beans, can. ... Zoe
Pink Alaska Salmon, can. 80. lee
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

SWift's Premium Hams, Ib.. ISc
Berkshire Sliced Bacon, lb.
pkg ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 26c
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

Pure Lard, b................I .I5e
Crest brand Bacon (strips),
ID' ..'.s.s.s'.s..... &c
The Washington times., 1909-11-22

Fancy Potatoes, peck ...... zoe
Sweet Potatoes, peek. .25c
Grape Fruit, each. sc
Apples, 1-4-peek. k...........I5e
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-18
A LARGE CONTRACT

When Ryner Malstrom Drug Co.
1.-THE enterprising druggists, first
|offered SO cent package of DR..
Towards specific for the cure of
constipation and dyspepsia at half
price, and guaranteed to return
the money if it did not cure. they
thought it probable from their ex-
lperience with other medicines for
these diseases, that they would
have, to make good many packages
returned. But although they have
tsold hundreds of bottles, not one
has been brought back.
Ryner Malstrom Drug Co. wants
every person in Tacoma who has
constipation, dyspepsia, headaches,
Ior liver trouble to come to their
store or send Ryner Malstrom
Drug Co. 25 cents by mail and get
so doses of the best medicine ever
made at half the regular price
with their personal guarantee to
refund the money If it does not
cure.
To those suffering with dizzi-
ness, headaches, poor digestion,
constipation and straining. DIR.
Howard's specific offers quick re-
lief
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-18
(By United Press Leased Wire.)
RELATIVES ALLEGE THAT
SHE Is FEIGNING ILLNESS
AND REFUSE TO COME TO
HER AID.

| SACRAMENTO, CAL, Nov. IS
Pretty Miss Sarah Cole, 2l
years old, who is slowly starving
herself to death in a local hotel
is a puzzle to the physicians a..
tending her today. An appeal fol
aid was made to her relatives al
Oroville, but they refused to rs.
sist her, alleging that she was
lfeigning illness in order to force
them to pay her bills.
Whether the assertion is true
or not, the physicians are hav-
ing hard time to keep the young
woman alive. She has refused
food for more than a week. In
her present condition her physi-
clan declares that she refuses to
touch food. because she imagines
that she is a pauper and to receive
food would be accepting aims.
DR.. A. F. Higgins, who is car
ling for the girl, stated that he
had sent repeated messages to her
relatives, but has received no an
lswer.
He said:
"This is most peculiar care
The young woman, 1 understand
Is one of the heirs to a large es.
tate in Butte county. She has
three or four brothers. Her
mother and father are dead. She
| is slowly starving to death AMI
her mind is falling"
Miss Coles sister-in-law, Mrs
Cole. at Oroville, made the fol-
lowing statement:
''If she will come to Oroville
and enter hospital, We will take
care of her, but she has played
this game before and her broth.
ers are about tired of 1t. Te,'
her to eat something and she will
be all right. This is an old trick
of hers. Whenever she wants
any new clothes she goes away
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-18
TO PUT CLUSTER
LIGHTS ON THE
STREETS

To remove all poles on Pacific
avenue, G street and st. Helens
avenue, from Seventh street to
South Twenty-fourth, and replace
the arc lamps with artistic cluster
lights on poles every 90 feet on
both sides of the streets, will cost
from s6S,923 to $75.232. accord
ing to the estimate of City Elec-
|trician Lauzon.
The matter was referred to the
fire and water committee of the
council last night. If 1t is deeid
ed to carry it through the cost
will be taxed up to the abutting
property.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-18
INDIGESTION, HEARTBURN, GAS
AND STOMACH HEADACHE GO

There would not be case of in
digestion here if readers who are
subject to Stomach trouble knew
the tremendous anti-ferment and
digestive virtue contained in Dia-
pepsin. This harmless preparation
will digest heavy meal without
the slightest fuss or discomfort,
and relieve the sourest, acid stom-
ach in five minutes, besides over
coming all foul, Nauseous odors
from the breath.
Ask your pharmacist to show
you the formula plainly printed on
each 50-cent case of Pape's Dia-
pepsin, then you will readily un-
derstand why this promptly cures
Indigestion and removes such
symptoms as Heartburn, a feeling
like a lump of lead in the stom-
ach, Belching of Gas and Eructa-
lions of undigested food. water
brash, Nauseau, Headache, Bill
iousness and many other bad
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-18

symptoms; and besides, you VIII
not need laxatives to keep your
stomach, liver and intestines clean
and fresh.
If your Stomach is sour and full
of gas or your food doesn't digest
and your meals don't seem to fit,
why not get 50-cent case from
your druggist and make life worth
living? Absolute relief from
Stomach misery and perfect diges-
ton of anything you eat is sure
to follow five minutes after, and
besides, one case is sufficient to
cure a whole family of such trou-
BILE.
Surely, a harmless, inexpensive
preparation like Diapepsin, which
will always, either at daytime OIL
during night, relieve your stom-
ach misery and digest your meals
is about as handy and valuable q
thing as you could have in the
house.