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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by al infiamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube Is infiamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when II Is
entirely closed, Deafness IL the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to Its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever nine
cases out Of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which Is nothing but an infamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces.
We will gre One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness (caused by Catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
f.. J. CHENEY + CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
MOGO Per Acre.

s. Fl. Rodger, O~roflno, New Pierce
Co., Idaho, has this to say regarding
onion seed obtained from the John A
Salzer Seed Co, Box G, Of La Crosse.
Wis: .
II bought garden seeds OF you lasf
year and vas than pleased with
same, especially the onion seed !
raised some Of the finest Silver King
Onions that l eve saw, being ove
512 inches in diameter, and Salzer's
Prizetaker were, II anything, even
finer. They paid me over $500 per
square rod, or figuring it by the acre.
1t would be $4,000 per acre"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
Two OF EN-.

From LiveTpoof Mercury. N
A young fellow whose better half had
just presented him with a pair OF
bouncing twins, attended church
Sunday. .a
During the discourse the ~cIergyInaIR
looked right out at our innocent friend
and said with thrilling ~eloquence: "
Young a o IA an important
responsibility thrust upon YOU"
The newly 1edged dad, supposing the
preacher alluded to his peculiar home
event, considerably startled the audi
ence by exclaiming: Yes, / have two
of EN-"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
The Physicians Apotheosis.

From the New YORK GlODe ana CONNER
cial Advertiser.
The Emmanuel movement seems in
a fair way to become q delight to the
medical profession. The Emmanuel
clergy Of Boston, the mother city Of
the new religion, have adopted a set Of
rules-framed or approved by Boston
physicians-which in effect declare that
every true believer u have his doc
tor. Rule No. l provides that no per-
son shall be received for the Emmanuel
treatment unless after examination and
consent by his family physician, the
examination to be filed with the min
ister's records. Rule No. 2 makes it
impossible to refer the patient for dag
nosis or treatment to any specialist or
assistant save with the advice and con-
sent OF the patients own physician.
And rule No, 3 provides, II you please,
that all patients who are not under the
care of a physician u choose one
and put himself In his care before they
can receive instruction at Emmanuel
church"
Religion could hardly be made more
thoroughly an adjunct of medicine. The
family physician could not hope for a
more generous ~apotheoSis. For hat Is
that the Emmanuel movement be-
comes with the new distribution of au-
thority-the family doctor becomes the
high priest and all the reverend clergy
~ llNlC al DC"AOAo "SNAS IS0 ullh
bric-a-brac. AS consistently as the
medical profession has fought Christian
Science, that consistency should uphold
tho Emmanuel movement. For II one
is possessed of the negation of medi-
cine the other could not be more COM
p!eteIy based upon its whole-hearted
affirmation.
But these new rules whatever effect
they may have o the Emmanuel move
ment as something new in Christian
s~ectarlanism, should be of substantial
help 10 that propaganda in medicine
proper which. declares that the doctor
should be considered primarily, not as
a means to cure us when we become Ill,
but as a means to keep US from be-
coming i'll. We should go to him when
we'll in order that we may not have
to go to him on any other occasion.
For, as modified, the Emmanuel move
ment would seem almost to declare that
the relations of the family physician
should be appurtenant, not accidental:
constant. not dependent upon sickness.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
Breaking I'm Colds.

A cold may be stopped at the start by q
couple of. Lanes Pleasant Tablets. Even
in cases where a cold has seemed to gain
so strong a hold that nothing could break
it, these tablets have done it in an hour
or two. All druggists and dealers sell
them ut 25 cents a box. If you cannot get
them send to the proprietor, Orator +.
woodward. LIE Roy, n. Y. Sample free.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
w. AOleuO, ~.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constInatioy

The women Of Paris have discovered
a new method Of stimulation in the
tea cigaret. To make one about as
much tea Is required as would make
two strong cups of tea. AS many Paris
women are reported to be smoking on
an average of 10 a day, II is easy to
see why the doctors should be taking
measures to nip the fashion in the bud.
They describe it as a horribly easy
method of stimulation and sure to UNI
dermine the strongest constitution in
a few months.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

The flaming arc light can be given a
great variety of colors by varying the
material impregnating the carbon cleo
trodes. Yellow, pearl white and red
carbons are now sold, calcium salts
y.elding the yellow, strontium the red
or pink, and barium the white. The
yellow, usually preferred, gives the
highest efficiency, and white the lowest,
or just a little more light than the open
arc from pure carbon. .
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Mrs. Helen l.. Grenfel, of Denver. ts
chairman of the Woman's Auxiliary or
the Retail Clerks International Pro-
tective association. The object fog
which the association is working Is 90
obtain a living wage for the shop girls
of this country. Mrs. Grenfel appeals
directly to the women Of America to
assist the association, ..asf
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Canton, China, al present is full of
robbers. 1t is said that in some parts
the people are afraid to go to rest at
night, inasmuch as 1t is certain that
thieves will enter and rob the place.
Accordingly some one sits up, while
others sleep. The following is a queer
criticism Of China's police by a corre-
spondent: We have a police force,
whose work consists mostly of sleeping
at post or helping the nearby shopkeep-
er to chop wood or a neighboring black
smith to blow his fire"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

good deal, and was lame and weak, so
that 1 had difficulty in Strengthening
up, or turning in bed" said she.
"Doan's Kidney Pills benefited me won
derfully, and since using them I have
been able to do my own work again."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

The teacher was giving a geography
lesson and the class, having travelled
from London to Labrador, and from
Thessaly to Timbuctoo, was thoroughly
worn out. And now" said the teach
er, I'VE come to Germany, that i'm
portant country governed by the kaiser.
Tommy Jones, what is a kaiser?"
please, M yawned Tommy Jones, "a
stream o. hot water springin' up an
disturbin' the EARTH"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Mrs. w. ]. Beggs, now Of Seattle, Is
said to have produced the only rose alb
solutely without thorns. She was for
several years a neighbor of Luther
Burbank in California, where she
studied his methods. The bloom of
this thornless rose is reported to be Of
unusual beauty.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Princess Kropotkin, of Russia, is said
to have given up her plan Of making a
lecture tour IN America because of the
law which excludes anarchists. The
princess is described as a gentle, in
offensive woman, but she and her hus-
band have been for years philosophical
anarchists" AS the immigration laws
of America make no distinction be-
tween the different classes of anarch-
lists the princess would not be allowed
TO land. f.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

BY OTdTIeS kingsley. N"
Use you senses muc and your mIDIf
little. Feed upon nature, and do not try
to understand 1t. 1t will digest itself. IL
did so when you were a baby the fret
time! Look around you much. Think
little and read less! Never give way TO
reveries. Have always some employmeBs
in you hands.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

common signs OF
X i d n e trouble,
should heed III ex-
ample of Mrs. Jud-
son Ellis, Ala Fran
els St, Jackson,
Mich, known for
many e prior to
her marriage as
u Baker"
HNv hack aphnd n
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
Heard in a Restaurant.

Gerald-On account of their similar
ity in dress, it's hard to tell a gentle
man from a waiter.
Geraldine-But doesn't a waiter
usually w his dress suit?
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

A sick peasant mOtioned feebly to his
wife to approach his bedside, and
whispered painfully, Il think, my dear,
/ could fancy a little BROTH My
dear" said she, what do you want OF
broth? Hasn't the doctor just given you
up?'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Singers and Speakers use Browns
Bronchial Troches for Hoarseness and
Throat Troubles. They give instant re-
lief. In boxes 20 cents. Samples mailed
free. John I. Brown & Son. Boston, Mass.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

OF modern languages taught In the
schools, Russian is considered the most
difficult, German next French third
and Spanish is perhaps fourth.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
Common Profanity.

From Judge.
''I'n be deviled!' said the ham,
I'm be switched" said the train.
'In be darned!" said the sack.
"IH be stumped!" said the tree
I'm be blowed!' said the horn
I'll be hanged" said the picture.
TN be dammed!' said the stream.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Mrs, Fred Wiimerding, once a leader
OF fashion In Paris. has opened a GU
riosity shop In Florence, hoping there
by to retrieve her fortunes.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

PILES CURED ~ . TO II DAYS
PAzO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protru&
ing Piles In o to II days or money efunda6
soc. .@ q.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Only One "BUoMO QUININE'
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature Of Z. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
Try Murine Eye Remedy

For Red, Weak. Weary. Watery Eyes.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs Law.
Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothss Eye Pain.
Try Murine for Your Eyes. You VIII Like &c
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

The great opal belonging to the emperor
Of Austria weighs II ounces and is val
ued at $500, O00:~
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

A picture on a panel painted by Chaucer
in 1880 is said to be the Oldest known
English picture.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

An extraordinary looking dwelling is
to be seen at Algarta, near Bilboa, in
the north OF Spain. and IL called Casa
Sarcop or house boat" being built to
probably erected BY a retired sea cap
tain.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11
RrooklYn. n Y

DIOOhIgH Y II
Address the Garfield Tea Co. as above
when writing for free samples Of Garfield
Tea, the true remedy for constipation.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

A shipyard at Ominato, Japan, estab-
Ished 1900 years ago, is still in operation.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Mrs. wfnslsw's eooTHINe sraUP for CAnarsa
to ethInR, ROftens The gums, reduces en-
allayE pain. cures wind collie. 2sc . bottle.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

Fifty-six thousand Chinese are resi-
dent in the Philippines (about $4,000 in
Manila). The net gain in Ave years
has been 1884.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

I OF the 3S7 recorded members of the
Society of Friends in England, 1853 are
women.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-03-11

for common ailments, and those who
suffer backache, languor, and other