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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20
FOR SALE-HOUSES.

Il, hls bargain at s6.o"9: WEsf OF 10TH ST;
Gsi!ent lot dimensions he location Is splendid;
""so anon, W." yrafs ng" s.Ss,; out-of-i'"n
NIL " hhIEN u. me: l,ali = NV.
FOR SALE
$3.50: new house never occupied IN Rhode
NoRI INVEST: the only house ever offered in
i M S ,,I. for less than saooo' TWENTY.
80. 80 ! r. w, NIbf', SIX his ICONS, tied BATH
rorin, r, n .'''H nu'rn 1911, U,
tiT.TIX, pI NJ, NJ, S I'D nv e., maahn
inrindss nriri'aS s"" Assn; nasn 90 mDntnt.
on. h,rs ~ ,"L a. o .h ..'
out in GF\I-I\F OAK 'o"'" '"'"e'
WrI r n:nnI TX oAh, 49,, :,
80 :. y orI.> a -, III. lgos u u
~" IAir ,,,,>-,.,- ,>.,-,.,
IN ,hAshiINNkh iNNtSiMtMi
NEW. ,n%r ,ii"n,n'H; 50" Nh gu! III
\nf,-,:,Iu+l'>r ~ i,' - Zee "iu', "Va'ea
III u" -, r, sS's" Ian on pT9pGrty-
- ---.-- ~ -. .--- = -.-, ~ =" ~
FOR SALE
WHILE IOI ARE WALKING AROUND
-" those ne" houses on
r,Tu ST w u-sr So,.r,r ~, ,,,.,,,nsr
,,.r, .,,,, go - -; . -
sa, , ", n''m my A. n%lhS rons,rnc,ed; sc
them: no boys bur NON IT practical cxperencr.
GIT FIII. INFoRMATlo% FROM
BELT. o'RRIE\ < 90. Inc. l;N3 & NV
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FOX SALE
-""E"'h''h' r'id'hc" on the Heishis'
u,,>., an,
'''' WI ~" So '''' III w MIN nv
r,c.,. so,.r,, u.,,-,, .,,,,, ,,c,,rs IT,,
TiIE EAST.
Twcnty ono feet wide hy lan foo, deep: II
room .,.nirahly constructed house: Isl a,rr
Kitchen: two baths: hoi-wator heat: LAUNDRY;
servants quarters. billiard r,om. NOT in y row
bnt II an Individual character Terms ar
ranged
BELT. u'EEIEN n 60. Inc. 1905 G NV
-.
fpit SNl.l
''''' TfE CITY
uni-watrr boat. Il big rnoms. collar. tiled
b,th. .nrI l,t. ,.ccntin, hall. virI ru,r,nt.n
tenant NJ $40 ~ or no sale: 500 cash viii
ln,v il Tn. u-nr.,rtv j. nractic,IIv nov and
stands owner -. 80"
HELL % hltifN n Co. me i.''S q nv"
For SALE
Northwest CORNER On HEIGHTS; FINE
RESIDFN,'E
Ell, 800 * rho nrirc. worth Son ooo. Ia. aox
100; II rooms baths: Ist floor Kitchen: huIl-
mostly of stone: Of the most attractive
h" n1lp on ne a., Heights
BELT. nRRiEN co. Inc. 1903 g NV
FOR SNF
ss.1"": LOT c.x12o: DETACHED HOUSE.
Si"n, ana brick colonial porch; rooms:
h"t-"ater heat: unJu"Stlcnably the finest loca-
ton In Wash Heights
For S,TT
RIGHT N THE FASHIONABLE CENTER.
SINE absolutely 10 buy the Ermnd and dnPh-
car. h"u>" nndcr sl1."". so hniiders say: seven
Isl floor Kitchen; Don't Scttl" on any house
RELT. n.RRIEN & 90, Inc. 1909 6 NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20

On Columbia Heights.
One Of the finest houses in this desirable sec
tion, which built about \ months age hy
one of our best builders. This property i
situated near 14th St. being stories . rooms
and baths: heated by hot water. The lot is
~ feet front by So deep. to an alley II Won
arc looking for a nice home are sure that
this will interest you.
SIMPSON SULLIVAN co. Inc
14OS G. ST NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20

Columbia HeisntS.
We have two of those nice colonial h"uS.>
situated on Monroe ST. near 14th which are
Offering at little reduced price. The houses
are 8 rooms. bath and cellar. with colonial
porch. Soc for price.
SIMPSON SULLIVAN co. Inc.
14uS q ST II.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20

See those new houses on

Observe 'hnW they being ronstructed
what character NJ mechanics that building
them: no boys. bur l"u III practical experience.
GET ~ IL INFORMATION FROM
BELL. oRRtt\ 90. Inc. lob g. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20
COUNTRY PROPERTY.
WINDOW CLEANING.

HE 'AN CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS ptiIth FIR.
cheaper than YOU can: know how. LEON l..
CtHDO\. Acme Window Cirlnn: COMPANY.
1905 81. n Phone Main tlS9. jao 90tsl
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20

FOR EXCHANGE - Nine new houses. just
finished: 81 800 trust each: rented To-
500 Will exchange for ground 10
Gated anywhere in tn. northwest.
SIMPSON 'Ll.INAN 90, INC,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20
FOR SALE

SIMPSON-SCLLINAN CO, Inc.
l4OS q ST. NV
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FOR SALE-CORNER STORE. NV
Brick; 9 rooms and bath. besides storeroom
two good through streets: near 14th street;
cellar: rent. $50. 81. 500: very cheap.
MOORE 4 HILL. Ouc, ISY3 G. ST NV
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TO TRADE-AN OPI'ORTJ NIFTY FOR OWNER
of large reSidcnc'. who wants Investment prop
crtv in trade: APARTMENT HOUSE tncv"r
any vacancicsi rented al S::.i1o per annum. :"
trade for LARGE rcSi,i.nc" vacant land ia
Wa>i,iIg:on Heights. The building viii i'
traded clear. subject TO Sld.M" at o..
t,N" description and location nf property. Al
dress OWNER. Box -. Star office. felS-r:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20

FOR SALE-BY
HEISKELI & McLERAN
14U3 II ST. nv
81. 10000.
Fine lot in full view Of Scott Circle let
tered street for $1,000; ~ feet front ~ H.
depth: has small frame yielding IS per mont b.
ST. go 90.
BARGAIN on COLUMBIA ROAD
Large. modern house: hot-wate heat. Trust
$4,000; balance easy terms.
NEAR THOMAS CIRCLE SJ110 %
great bargain: Groom dwelling IN good
condition. Worth SSU0D.
g street near eth NV
Nearly 5000 II. OF land: suitable for heavy
warehouse purposes Price. $12 500
2o6 Ind. ave. NV
This fine property only S5.Joo0u.
On q street 9TH NV
Business property improved by store and
dwelling. only 5000.
81. 800 home.
M. al Fla. ave. NV. Reduced from $6UutA
brick houses. ne. section Rented for 1904
per auuum. Price $5.JUu.
HEISkEII. Il McIERAN,
fapt N 81 "a
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-02-20

GOOD BRICK HOUSES FOR INVESTMENT.
Price. 81, 500 EACH renting for $3.50 each
Located numbered street west OF l6th
within five minutes walk of State. War end
Navy Dent. Good. sx-rOom. substantial bricks
Always rented to good prompt wing tenants
STONE & FAIRFAX,
1342 New York ave.
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Z
\ line Groom brick. ne: good street: C
To two car lines: a little cash and monthly
ments VIII get I: good condition. Sc..t5O.
Is an opportunity. Let us tell YOU all abou-
MOORE HILL 1nc., 1893 & ST. NY
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FOR SALE-$1. 900. EACH al TO 40
'N ST. Sc: snug little brick dwellings, with
six rooms Rent. $1,000 each per month.
FOR SAl-E-No. 1887 North Carolina ave
ne. rooms and tiled bathroom: cellar fur
mace heat Price. $500.
FOR SALE-$35. OOO-Choicc business property
in one of the busiest thoroughfares If the city
Rents for $221. 90 per month.
FOR SALE S11 .j0o- Modern building: first
door occupied savings bank apart
ments above. Total rent. 10000 month.
FOR SALE-S1. I50-WASHiNtTDN HGTS.
RESIDENCE; 10 rooms: modern bath: hot
water heat.
JAMES F. SHEA. SAB LA. AVE. NV
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SlMPSON-STLLVAN Co. INC.
HOS q ST NV.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23

accidents not due to excessive speed
Of the motorists are the fault of the
railroad companies. This bill seems
to make no provisions for any thing
except the sending to prison of those
who are killed and manned. 1t re-
minds one of the ordinances of the
city OF Paris which places a penalty
on those who are run down on the
streets on the theory that they i'm
pede the traffic. 1t Is true that most
of these persons are never sent to
jail because they have already been
sent to the morgue but those who
have simply been sem to the hospital
are gathered into the tolls of the law.
Those who have a prejudice against
the Automobiles due to the careless
ness of the few who are intent on
violating the speed law will have little
sympathy with the motorists who do
not wish the law passed. However if
they were forced to stand still within
certain limits and a penalty fixed to
send them to the penitentiary if they
happened to be run over after using
their wits to avoid the machines per-
haps they would begin to be sympa-
thetic.
A law which will reduce accidents
to a minimum is needed indeed and
a modification of this bill will help.
but 1t might also be said that the rail-
road crossings of the state should al
so be improved to the benefit of not
only automobilists but all other trav-
elers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
Items Gathered in
From Far and NeQ,
KNOX.

NNO%s
From the Scranton Tribune-Of
course Mr.. Knox was mentally equip.
ped for a position in the Taft cabinet
from the start and now that he is
constitutionally qualified the incident
can be closed.
From the Birmingham Age Herald
Secretary of State Knox will have
the satisfaction of knowing that he
is worth more money than the law
allows. He will stand quite alone in
that respect. .<+.
From the indianapolis Newsletter
eminent statesmen who thought they
saw q possibility ahead of them must
new reluctantly admit that they were
mistaken. Mr.. Knox will be in the
cabinet.
From the Charleston News and
CONTEMPLATING successfully under
gone a congressional operation, Mr..
Knox is fit for the cabinet.
From the Columbus, Ohio, State
Journal-Anyhow, Senator Knox is
going to get a $500 raise, which looks
good to some of us.
From the Detroit Journal-After all,
what is the constitution between such
friends as Secretary of State-to-be
Knox and the American people?
From the Milwaukee Journal-You
mustn't talk to Senator Knox about
the constitutions being a dead letter.
He Is sensitive on that point.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
THREE VETOES.

Marshall's legal knowledge came
into play when he acted in the capa.
city of a Judge in vetoing the court
bills yesterday. All those who were
not directly interested in the court
bills felt as Marshall. did that there
the courts which were solely for the
purpose Of exploiting the counties con
cerned. There was little feeling in
the vetoes-they were calm and to the
point and without passion. 1t will not
be greatly to the credit of the legisla-
ture if it acts over the governors
head In this matter-they have had
sound advice-let them take it..
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
CARD SEASON
Already the Little Good Cheer
MiSSives Arrive at the
Post Office.
MANY BOUND FOR EUROPE

Well I will be blamed exclaimed
a clerk at the postofice this morning,
IF we are not receiving Easter cards
already. First it was New Years
then St. Valentine cards and now
Easter greetings"
The rush has already started and
many of the Easter cards are addressed
to persons living in Europe. They will
receive the mail in time for Easter, al.
though it might appear that the cards
would be received greatly in advance
of that time. However. in many in
stances, it will take more than a month
for the post cards to reach their des-
tination.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
GET TO THE BOTTOM.

The action of the governor in call.
ing attention to tho condition of the
treasury and asking for an investiga-
ton should be welcomed by all the
people Of the state whether they be
republicans or democrats. If the
books and expenditures are straight
the republicans should be glad to be
v%indicated while II there has been
graft and corruption there should be
no attempt to evade the issue. In the
case OF moneys or accounts it is a
question OF fact and not of opinion.
In graft cases there should be no con-
sideration of politics. 1t is the PEG.
pie OF the state who have been wrong.
ed II the funds Of the state have been
manipulated and they have the right
to be treated fairly in the matter OF
an investigation. The investigation
should be conducted not in the light
Of making political capital (although
that will enter in anyway but in the
interest Of getting to the bottom OF
the affair.
Il is the chance of q lifetime Of
fere6 to Governor Marshall. 1t is to
be hoped that he will act fairly and
squarely in the matter-which seems
to b what he has done a~lready-and
II he continues he will please the
democrats and republicans Of the
1tAte-not~ AZ partisans but as citi.
Esna.
Get to the bottom.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
Beware of Ointments for Ca
tarrh That Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the
the whole system when entering Il
through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except
clans, as the damage they will do 10
ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh
& Co.. Toledo. o.. contains no mer.
curry. and is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. 1t is taken internally
and made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J..
Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 15c per
bottle.
Take Halls Family Fills for consti-
patton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
THROAT IS CLOSED
But STILL LIVES
Case of Aaron ConIey Regard
ed as Marvellous.

Physicians say thai they have ex-
than hat of Aaron Conley, former
township trustee. He continues to
live although he has been believed to
be dying for a week. His throat is al.
most entirely closed SO that a swal-
low Of water rags him. His body is
racked by locomotor ataxia and his
throat is being closed gradually by
JUNIORS that have been formed. He
is believed to have absolutely no
chance to and his vitality
has proved remarkable.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
This Measure and the One to
Increase Tax Levy for Ind
lana University Benefit
Were Features.
A STRICT PARTY VOTE
ON THE BANK MEASURE
Consequently 1t Was Passed,
But on the Tax Bill the
Democrats, Even Honan,
Tried to Sidestep 1t.
Palladium Bureau,

IU0iAnAUOlb8p TGO. "a.
The passage of the Behymer bill
for the guarantee Of bank deposits
and the passage of the King bill to
increase the tax levy for the main.
tenance of Indiana university, Purdue
n the state Normal school from 2A
cents to 4 cents on the 500 were the
features Of yesterday afternoons SEES
sion of the house. The bank guar.
antee measure became a party meas
ure and the vote hat passed 1t was
IS democrats for the bill and SO re
publicans against it. The bill creates
a commission to be known as the
state banking board which shall have
charge of the fund created for the
guarantee of bank deposits. An as
sessment OF all private and state
banks of one half of one percent OF
their average daily deposits to obtain
the guaranty fund is provided for.
The bill was patterned after the Okla.
homa law.
Will Bring Money Out.
Wise, of Marshall county, in a
speech declared that the law would
bring much money out of hiding be.
cause it would make depositors feel
that their money is safe in banks.
There was a red hot debate over the
King bill to inorease the state school
tax, but it finally passed, So to 40.
For a time it looked like there would
not be enough votes for the bill to
pass it. When the roll call had pro-
duced IS votes for the bill some one
asked that the absentees be called in.
Several members were out of the
room. Speaker Honan instructed the
to hunt up the men and
bring them in. Pretty soon they be-
gan dropping in n by one. Belly
was off in a corne all by him
self and he had not voted. Finally
some one spied him and he was fore
ed to his seat to vote. He did not
want to vote but reluctantly said
aye" This made a total of so, or
one short of enough to pass the bill.
Honan side-stepped.
ITS up to you," said n member
to Speaker Honan. The speaker, by
for the bill could pass it.
Il don't want to vote unless l have
to-" said Honan, but if 1 have to vote
I vote aye"
But before his vote was counted
Gearing, of Marion county, changed
his vote from no to aye md SO did
of Shelby. This made 50
and Honan did not have to vote.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
ACTRESS
GIVES SURPRISE
Leading Lady of "The Thief"
Announces Marriage.

Miss Helen Wilson, leading woman
for The Thief which was in this city
last week, announced her marriage to
Chester j. Maxson, of Akron, O., yes
terday while the show was at Ander-
son. Miss Wilson appealed to many
theatre goes for her clever acting when
she appeared in this city in the role
as the wife who stole to keep up ap-
pearances to save her husbands love.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maxson were married two
weeks ago. She will remain as the
leading woman of the company to full.
fill her present contract with Charles
Frohman.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
Soothing Oil Cures the Skin
Tender Skins Of Children Soothed by
a Mild Liquid Compound.

Tender Skins OF Children Soothed by
a Mild Liquid Compound.
Have you ever tried a few drops OF
an oil of wintergreen compound for
skin trouble? 1t seems to be about
the only safe and sure cure for ecze.
ma, salt rheum. letter, ringworm and
kindred diseases.
The liquid is SO mild that it Is used
with wonderful soothing effect on the
tender skins of infants.
To prove ~efficacious, the oil OF win.
tergreen must be mixed with thymol
and glyverine. as in the Prescription
OF DR.. D. D. Dennis, the eminent skin
specialist. The compound is known
as D. D.. D. Prescription. Used with
D. D. D. Soap it appears to be infalli.
BILE.
A. +. Brand, 1I2s Joliet ST., New Or
leans, La, writes:
about five years ago when my
daughter was about three months old
she had eczema very badly. Her neck
was one solid mass of sores. and we
tried everything possible to relieve
z oAI ~ III ia PooS. AS oONtol
we called said hat he could cure her,
but that it would take at least two
years to do so. and on account of her
age we surely thought that her pain
would kill her. We began using D.
D. D. Prescription and after using
two bottles she was as well and hap
py a child as you al e and with
no mark or seal on her skin.
My youngest daughter. now two
years old. started the same way with
a sore neck about six months ago. We
did not lose any time in applying D.
D. D., and it needed only a few appli.
cations to heal her neck. 1 also use
D. D. D. after shaving with beneficial
results"
For sale by all druggists
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
THE MAYoRALTY CONTEST.

Although the republican primaries
for the election of a candidate FOL
mayor are in the dim future Of an un'
decided date, sometime in May, there
is continued talk about the candidates
To talk over the candidates is we'll but
to pledge votes at this early date is
extremely foolish. Not only Is the
date Of the primary undetermined but
the citizens of the town must be aware
that there is as yet only one announced
candidate-Mr. Henry Deuker. The
other aspirants for the mayors ofice
are still in a nebulous mist Of incog-
nito and indecision or feigned rett.
Cence.
Wait till the candidates are uncov'
cred and all in the field-wait till you
know what you are really doing when
you pledge yourself-many things have
happened in the last few weeks of a
light to disrupt the carefullest calcula-
lions OF mortal men and politicians.
At this time, too. It is we'll to remind
the republicans Of the city that If they
do not wish to lose the Office Of mayor
again 1t would be we'll that they NOM
mate q man who will not have to be
beaten at the election. The candidates
for mayo as they appears should not
be embraced for the sake Of novelty,
but should be subjected to a careful
scrutiny az to their merits and de.
fects.
In the meantime it would be better to
go slowly before committing yourself
to the first m~ayorality buds OF the
early spring.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
CHANGES ON DIVISION
Resignation of Wheaton Tall
liant Causes Shift in the
Freight Office.
BOWMAN is RATE CLERK

Wheaton Tallant, who for several
years has been rate clerk in the local
Pennsylvania freight Offices, has re-
signed his position and accepted one
with Gaar Scott g. Company, as traffic
agent. He will not give up his present
position until about March 49, Mr..
Tallant's place in the freight Office will
be taken by E. Bowman, and several
other shifts will also be made in the
Office. Mr.. Tallant in his new position
will practically have charge of the traf-
fic department, including duties which
his several years experience with the
Pennsylvania has qualified him to sue
cessfully perform.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
Il MOTOR / L

"A bill evidently designed by. sources
favorable to the railroad companies
introduced into the house by Repre-
sentative Murphy affects automo-
bilists In q seemingly unfair way. BY
Its provisions q person operating a
motor vehicle, when approaching the
tracks of any railroad or interurban
street railroad for the purpose of
crossing the same shall before pro-
ceeding onto or over the said cross
ing with such motor vehicle bring the
same to q full stop within not less
than 10 feet and not more than thirty
feet from the nearest rail of the rail-
road track and ascertain that no loco
motive is approaching the crossing.
Moreover II any person be accident
ally killed by reason OF the foregoing
provisions the penalty is from two to
fourteen years in the state prison.
The authors Of the bill admit that
they know nothing of the operation
Of automobiles. 1t is not to be con-
sidered that there is a likelihood of
more accidents occurring due to the
stalling OF machines on the tracks at-
ter stopping the same than by slowing
down to q minimum speed. The pro-
visions Of the bin IS now proposed
would indeed be constantly violated
except by the extremely careful per.
sons who would run the risk of get
ting stalled on the track. The penal
ties Of the violation seem q little
severe especially as the most OF the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
SYLVIA ]. SOLO
TO CURT GOSNELL
Buys Speed Mare from George
Mashmeyer.

Curt Gosnell of Cambridge City,
has purchased Sylvia J. fe:14A) from
George Mashmeyer of this city, and
Richard Granger OF Indianapolis, and
will campaign her along with Fair
Oaks t2:11A); Tony Boy, (2:16A1.
David s. t2:16A); Vance Boy.
t2:12h). ]. J. S.. (2.21L) and Lou
Westwood. q ree mare on the grand
circuit this summer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
ANDREW CARNEGIE
MAY TAKE NOTICE
John Bayer Appears in Role of
Near Hero.

John Bayer, the Main street res
tauranter. appeared in the role of a
would-be hero yesterday afternoon. A
horse attached to a carriage in front
of the restaurant frightened at an
automobile. 1t plunged about in a
reckless manner and coliided with
another rig. Mr.. Bayer grabbed the
horses bride and kept it from plung-
ing across the sidewalk.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
NOT WASTED.

NOT WASTED.
Patient-I have a confession to
make, doctor. l didn't like the taste
of that medicine you left, SO instead
Of taking it l gave it to my dog.
Doctor (indignantly)-Do you mean
to say. madam, that you wasted all
that medicine?
Patient-But it wasn't wasted, doc
tor. We wanted to get rid OF the dog
anyhow.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
Ono Sample Enough.

"Why do you keep your daughter
practicing so necessarily on that piano
piece?"
81 want to be sure she can play
something when our friends ask to
hear her."
But suppose they want to hear her
play something more!"
"Oh, there's no danger Of that
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-02-23
n IN IT.

Noosey-Didn't | hear you tell Lag
erbee to take a ride in his motor-car
for an hour each day?
DR.. Wise-Yes.
Noosey-Do you really think the
riding will help
DR.. Wise-No; but the three OF four
hours of work repairing the thing will
surely do him good.