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The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

JSdl,
Gary b. Lewis, born newspaDer
man, who has reyolutioniZed journal
1st1c methods In and about the Falls
Cities, covered the convention in adj
mirable fashion for the Courier
journal and Evening Times, two of
the strongest dailies in Kentucky,
breaking all records for accuracy of
his "story' and completeness Of the
service. Mr.. Lewis Is on the regular
staff of these papers and is deservedly
popular with his employers by reason
OF getting the freshest and most re-
liable news and the disposition to &C
cord q square deal to all concerned
The Courier and the Times are the
most widely read papers in the state
by Negroes, by reason Of their liber-
atty In giving such an exemplary
young man a dignified position and
an opportunity to record the credit
able doings Of his race. The conven.
ton, the city of Louisville and the
nation are under everlasting obliga
ttons to Mr.. Lewis and the very gen
erous management of tho Courier
Journal and Times.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

Among the cities yet to be consid-
cred as a convention seat are Phil
adelphia, st. Louis, Cleveland, and
Pittsburg. Where are the business
Negroes Of these great centers.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

The editorial comments on the
League and the work Of Booker T.
washington in the louisville dailies
were "Cracker-Jacks."
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

No politicians were endorsed or
denounced. TIE business men came
to do business exclusively, and when
their business was at an end, they
adjourned In good order and went
home
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

Harry T. Pratt, editor Of the new
and sprtghtly Baltimore Times,
made an efficient registrar, in the nu-
avoidable absence Of Frank H. Gill
bert, and George F. Collins, Of Wash
1ngton, lent valuable assistance.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09
(By r. w. T hompson.)

DR.. George w. Pennyman, Of Bos-
ton, representing the International
'Sunday-School movement, came to
the convention at the request of Mr..
Hartshorn, the head of that world
wide enterprise, which embraces
10000 Sunday-schools and 14,7OO,-
600 members. 1t is proposed to hold
great mass meeting Of the worlds
christian workers In Edinburg, where
the Negroes bright side will be placed
before the assembled multitudes. A
comprehensive program is to be adop-
ted In this country, having for it's
object the creation OF a kindlier SEN
tlment toward the Negro by having
his progress and creditable achieve
ments recorded in the press, rather
than his crimes and misdemeanors,
as is-too prevalent at this time. DR..
Pennyman was usiastically re-
ceiyed, and ferYent "amens" greeted
his demand for a fairer hearing
through the white press Of the land.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

1t may be New York for next
year.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

The only changes made in the ex-
ecutiVe committee was the substitu-
ton Of J. G. Thomas, the New York
undertaken, for N. T. Velar, Of
greater Pittsburg. Mr.. Thomas has
done great work for the League in
the nations metropolis and may have
the pleasure OF entertaining the
League at his home next August.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

CONTINUED ON ;PhoE -FOUR.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

5. II. Wick, postmaster at Wilson
N. c.. for many years, and whose
case attracted national attention
when his post was taken from him,
was among the trong.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

The Louisville Herald, OF August
10, carried on it's first page hand
somely ornamehted, double-column
cut, showing Governor A. E, Wilson
and DR.. Booker T. Washington
In characteristic attitude. The pub
hcaticn Of such a picture in a lead
1ng' daily In city In the border
south was the talk Of the town. Ken
lucky holds first place on the lib
crafty Of the color question, and rec
ognition Of worth regardless of race.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

Without counting the receipts OF
the present meeting, the report Of
the treasurer, Gilbert G.. Harris, Of
Boston, showed that there was on
hand the snug sum Of $2,402.58.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

The movement for an exposition in
1913, demonstrative of the progress
Of the Negro during his half-century
of freedom, was warmly supported by
Prof. E. l.. Blackshear, of Prairie
View College, Waco, Texas, and DR..
K. Il. Jones, editor of the South
western Christian Advocate, New
Orleans, La. 1t will be Ego"
The women OF the country had
CONTISJEn; ON .pkop Fo1rp
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

II Governor Wilson is IAN excuse
for Governor''--as he modestly
hints--the Negroes af Kentucky and
nation arc saying: GIVE us some
more excuses like him"
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-09

The women OF the country had
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06
HERALD ADS PAY
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Lsk0view List No. 81.

s$seovsVW Atot tNO. We
United States Land Once. Lake
view. Oregon. January ~. 1909.
Notice In hereby given that the
Northern Pacific Railway Company,
whose post Office address IL 81. Paul.
Minnesota. has on this 2Sth day Of
December. 1908. nied In this ONCE
its application tSeriai No. O945). to
select under tho provisions Of the Act
OF Congress. approved July I. 1898
ta0 Stat. GOT. 62O. Lot I OF section
} In township S3 south Of range TN
and Lot s OF section Z IN township
81 south ol ranger. all east Of VIII
lamstts Principal Meridian. contain.
Ing 6i.s3 acres.
Any and all persons claiming ad-
vsrssly the lands described. or do
string 70 object because OF the min
sral character Of tho land. or for any
other reason. TO the. disposal 70 ap-
plicant. should ale their aiiidavits Of
protest In this once. on or before the
18th day OF March. 1909.
J. N. WATSON.
i'lS Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06
NEWEST NOTES OF SCIENCE.

| The crop reporting service OF the
Department OF Agriculture costs the
Government 100000 year.
Seamless steel barrels formed BY
a single process by powerful hydraul-
ic presses are something new.
The Chinese claim music was In.
vented by the Emperor Fuhsi some
5000 years before the Christian era.
"Aeroscaphe" has been coined NJ
the word tina, signifies tho aeroplans
with pathological correctness.
The tower OF the Metropolitan Life
building in New York. which Ii 700
feet high. weighs abou, 32.0:2 tons.
Automatic egg boilers In the gal.
leys OF the liners Lusitania and Maui
retania have q capacity OF 200 eggs
at a time.
France has more than ?l7 miles
OF pneumatic tubes for conveying
the mail. equally divided between
Paris. Lyons and Marseilles.
Pennsylvania, New York and Ohio.
In the order named. have led In the
|countrys sandstone industry during
/ the past three years. f-s
An English ornithologlst has sue
cessful!y bred the black swan. one
OF the rarest Of birds. In every coun.
TRY except Australia.
Cuba's nrst textile factory. for the
manufacture OF hosiery At drst and
cloths later on. Ii soon to be started
at Matanzas.
A cash prize amounting to $4,000
has been offered for the nrst kite OF
French construction which will lift
man 400 meters and keen him sus.
pended In the air for NJ least 40
hour.
The Government made a profit oi
I3lO.54l.37s on It's coinage OF silver,
nickel and bronze coins during the
fiscal year ending last June.
slippery streets In Madseburg re
made safe by the use OF u wagon tha'
sprays over their surfacs sand or
fin. gravel. much as the streets "
American towns are sprinkied with
water.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

The Secretary OF War has recon.
I,cuded the removal OF what Is known
a, Middle Ground. series OF OBJ
structions to the navigation OF the
Fas, River. iis miles to the east OF
li.li Gate. a depth Of lis feet has
be-, secured over this ground BY
work initiated In 1898. The Secre-
,sr, recommends that this depth be
i,,rcr sed to ?6 feet at q cost OF 81.
.3a.os0. The blasting away OF the
reel viii remove serious menace to
the snipping which uses the inside
route BY way Of Long Island Sound.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06
Contest Notice.

Department OF the Interior. U. 3.
Land once. Lakovi.w. Oregon. Jan.
usry ~. 1909.
A SUFFICIENT afiiadavit having becn
ilcd In this ONCE by Matthias Armand
contestant. against homestead entry
No. 2765 tSeriai No. Os5p. made
sept. IS. 1909. for wa WI. Sec.
9s. T. IS s.. u. 10 y. by Eleanor y.
ogden. contcst,e. In which Il In al.
legged that Ogden never settled upon
.aid land within six months after
making said entry NM required by
law; that said Eleanor Ogden never
improved said land by erecting q
dwelling house nor made any inl.
proveinents whatsoever. that the
said Ogden has wholly abandoned
said tract ana for moro than niS
months since making sAId entry. that
said entry In not cultivated as 70.
quired BY Law " ut all. aud said Og-
leu " not ut this time nor has he
been living ON said land during the
past year: that said Ogden has Who'll
ly failed to rcsid. upon. eultiynt. or
improve said entry: thai the alleged
absence OF said Ogden Is not due to
his employ ment Ia III. Army. Navy
Jr Marine Corps OF the United States
~ an officer. soldier or marine In any
war Ia which the United States may
be engaged. said parties are horeby
notified to appear. respond. and onsr
evidence touching said allegation n,
10 O'Clock q. M. on March 3. 1903.
before Il. N. Richardson. U. .. Com.
missile ner. ut klamath Falls. Oregon.
and that ANAL hearing will BE- held
At 10 O'Clock =. m. on March 10.
1903. before the Register and Re-
csiver At the United States Land OF.
nee IN Lakevisw. Oregon.
The said contestant HAVING. In Q
proper affidavit. nled January z. 1908
set forth facts which show that after
due diligence personal service of this
notice can not be made. Il II hereby
ordered and directed that such notice
be given by due and proper pubiica.
ton.
J. N. WATSON.
lilo Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

Rudolph q. Kiesling. OF San Fran
cisco. In q suit for divorce recently
Med makes some queer allegations
against his wife. Here are few
oi them: That she would not cool
his meals. That she contrived to
keep the baby asleep in the daytime
80 that II. In turn. would keep him
awake at night. That she kicked him
In the stomach. That she would not
allow him to attend lodge meetings
That she followed him nights. Thai
she made him live In a tent house.
That she would not allow him te
play the piano. That she destroyed
other musical Instruments belonging
70 him. Kissiins says that when he
had been thoroughly convinced that
peace In the family could no longer
be maintained he put his things In q
''gunny sack" and rode away on q
bicycle.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06
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. YONNA ITEMS. .
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, >>>>&> 900
Miss Maud Kirkpatrick. since go.
ing to BONANZA. has had u slight ut.
tack Of measles.
Those doing business In Dairy last
Friday wsro: John Donnoll. Harrison
Gray. A. L. Michael. Thos. Michael.
chas, Mccumber. Perry Randles and
II. l.. Mile,
Mr.. and Mrs. ChRs. Mccumber sun.
lay entertained II. l.. Mills. Miss May
aobinson aud Harrison Gray.
Mrs. T.. N. Nelson and children. of
vonna. who have been visiting her
parents In Minnesota since las, fall,
are now on their way home.
Jacob aud Mike Rucck butchcred
seven hogs last Saturday.
8. Harris. of North Youua. who has
recently been quito III. IL now able
o hc out and was visiting friends
Saturday.
Perry Randles made trip TO Dairy
sunday.
Mrs. +. Bennett. who for years re.
'idcd In Yonna. writes from her new
ONE In California that she Ia fcci.
.nE much better there. although II
rains most Of the time. She also
writes that abe visited with Mrs, Car
10 Vance. u former resident VI this
valley. who now lives ut Chico.
On account Of tho good woathor
'omc OF the ranchcrx Of this section
have turned their cattle out.
L. A. sterfi II busy hauling straw
from c. q. Pcarson's place. lie paid
$3.50 per ton for II.
VIM. Wight went to the Falls on
business Sunday. During his absence
Jerry and Glenn Pearson are doing
tho chores.
Several noeks Of ducks have been
'een lately. although none have been
killed that we know Of.
Harrison 0ray vas buxinss Wis.
itor At J. @. wight's place Thursday.
Vim. Clarke visited Albert Burg.
aol' 's"' saturday ana On MS return
sI'ea win MS mo'hor' Mrs' J. H.
nnsn'
'onn sod Csri h''tcr were a Emil
sser' ms' SUNDAY 10 ger . new mar
ness whien MI Esert had made Tor
Geo. Ritter.
Wm' Losue WAS IN DAIRY MONDAY
L. ~ Sterfi brought MS cattle b
ms nome sohdas from henry stoesh'
Iers Snere ne mas hAd 'nsm tsd dur'
ing 'ne winter.
MI aha MIS- 'hos' M'chse' wer'
'isitins ~ the nome OF MI snd Mrs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

I'm . terror. | be. announced
the new arrived In Frozen Dog to one
II the men behind the bar. BE ye'"
Takes three men 10 handle me. once
I get started" he went on. ''
oh. WELL" he remarked rs he arose
painfully aud busted OF his clothes.
of course II ye're short.handed. |
suppose two kin do 1t on q pinch. =
Evsrybody's.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

Warts will bs cured by wiping
them several times daily with castor
oil and allowing II TO dry In.
A recent invention OF a Canadian
is q brick-iaying machine which Ia
claimed to do the work Of six or
seven skilled brick-lsysrs when op-
Grated by two men and boy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

Display your ambition with an I.
c. g. course. SEQ window display at
the 4pSw Portland Store. For few
days only. II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

straw will yield 40 per cent OF Its
weight In paper when made into that
commodity. CornstalkS will yield t2
Der cent.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-03-06

FOR SALE--Sccond hand top bug.
gy. Inquire OF =. u. Bouthw0rth.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18
HYDRAULIC TEST FOR BOILER.
How an Engineer Did the Trick With
out Apparatus.

Some time ago my boiler engine was
frozen up in cold snap, and | wished
to give my boiler a hydraulic test be-
fore steaming up again, to see if it
was fit for business, writes A. c. Lau-
renee, in Scientific American | had
no force pump or apparatus of any
kind, yet / tested the boiler to the
desired pressure, 100 pounds. | have
had conversations with engineers
since then, and not one of them could
tell me how to make such test with
out any apparatus, so | believe the
idea may be useful for Handy Mans
Workshop. | filled the boiler com
pletely with water leaving no air
space whatever, then built a small fire
under the boiler, and as the cold wa
ter warmed up and expanded,
watched the pressure gage rise until it
reached the desired pressure. when l
opened one of the try cocks, allowing
small quantity of water to escape and
relieve the pressure. Having found
things o. K. / drained water from the
boiler to the proper level and proceed
ed to get up steam.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18

long bolt, forming hinge for the
car.
Long bolts with nuts at their lower
ends are now passed through the
frame of the car into the rear trans
verse bar, also into the rear stand
ard. Two pieces of wood may be
nailed or screwed to the rear standard,
forming a guide for the up-and-down
movement of the car.
1t will now be seen that by moving
the handle h to the rear, the crank
will lift the rear end of the hand car
relatively to the sled, thereby elevat-
ing the traction-wheels from contact
with the ice or snow. 1t will also be
seen that the handle h will rest on
top of the standard, and that the crank
has passed the center of the shaft,
and is consequently locked in this po-
sition.
The traction wheels are made of
hard wood. First cut out a disk (see
Fig. 81 about the same size as the
wheels of the car. Then cut a num-
Der or radiant Sits in the periphery of
| same, into which are inserted small
galvanized iron buckets, shown in Fig.
IL, and riveted thereto Small round
disks are now fastened to either side
of the large disk, so to make the prop
er length of the hub. Into these
small disks are made four elongated
recesses, to fit the four outward-ex-
tending prongs of the fixed collars on
the shaft; and when screwed together
with the nut on the outer end thereof,
will keep the large disk fast on the
shaft, and will rotate with same. See
Fig. 10.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18
CONGENIAL WORK
And Strength to Perform 1t.

A person in good health is likely
to have a genial disposition, ambition,
and enjoy work.
On the other hand, if the digestive
organs have been upset by wrong
food, work becomes drudgery.
Until recently" writes a Washing
ton girl, Il was railroad stenog-
rapher, which means full work every
day.
Like many other girls alone in a
large city, lived at boarding house.
For breakfast it was mush, greasy
meat, soggy cakes, black coffee, etc.
After few months of this diet l
used to feel sleepy and heavy in the
mornings. My work seemed a ter
rible effort, and l thought the work was
to blame-too arduous.
"At home 1 had heard my father
speak of young fellow who went
long distances in the cold on Grape
Nuts and cream and nothing more for
breakfast.
Il concluded if it would tide him
over a mornings heavy work, it might
help me, so on my way home one
night l bought a package and next
morning 1 had Grape-Nuts and milk
for breakfast.
81 stuck to Grape-Nuts, and in less
than two weeks l noticed improve
ment. can't just tell how well l
felt, but l remember l used to walk
the 12 blocks to business and knew
how good it was simply to live.
CAS- to my work-well, did you ever
feel the delight of having congenial
work and the strength to perform it?
That's how 1 felt. l truly believe
there's life and vigor in every grain of
Grape-Nuts."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
willie" in pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true and full of human
Interest.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18
Lese Maieafe.

A teacher in one of the schools Of
Berlin has given to the papers Of that
city a composition written by one OF
the pupils in his school on the sub
ject, THE Kaiser" in the course Of
which the young author says: prince
Wilhelm was born on the kaiser's
birthday From the dome of the cas-
tie 101 salute shots were fired. The
old grandfather and old Wrangel
hoped into a cab and went to the
schloss, and old Wrangel said: The
boy is all right and the father made
bow from the balcony, and 1t was
awful cold. And when the boy was
baptized his father held his watch in
front of the little fellows nose, and he
grabbed it and never let go again. be-
cause he is Hohenzollern."
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18
Fig l..

table as in Fig. l, the inner square be-
ing composed of four matches and the
outer of II. The plan should be accu-
rately laid out, so that the space be-
tween inner and outer squares on
every side is just equal to a match
length.
Two other matches form the subject
of the puzzle.
The smaller square is supposed to
represent an island in the center of a
lake, of which the outer square forms
the border. The two separate matches
represent two planks with which it
is desired to cross from the shore of
the lake to the island. The planks
are of length exactly corresponding
to the distance from shore to shore,
and therefore insufficiently long to
rest upon the banks, and there is no
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18

inside and out, to form the hull. 1t
proved surprisinglyresistant to shocks.
Since then the same engineer, Gabel-
lini, has made many more stone"
boats, of various forms, and among
them barge, about 54 feet long and
between II and Is feet broad, which
for several years has been employed
for carrying coal in the harbor of
Genoa. He also makes pontoons of
the same material says Youths Com
panion, which have been used to re-
place wooden pontoons on the Po. The
material lasts better even than iron,
and is not attacked by salt water.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18
$500 PERSONALLY CONDUCTED
EXCURSIONS.

Colonists' one-way tickets Chicago
to the Pacific coast, via the Chicago,
Union Pacific and Northwestern Line,
are on sale daily during March and
April at the rate of $1,000. Core
spondingly low rates from all points.
Double berth in tourist sleeping car
only $500, through without change to
San Francisco Los Angeles and Port
land. No extra charge on our person
ally conducted tours. Write for itin-
erary and full particulars to S. A.
Hutchison, Manager Tourist Depart
ment, 212 Clark Street, Chicago, Ill.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18

lever within the reach of the operator,
explains Scientific American.
Fhe runners are made for an ordi-
nary size sled, from one-halfinch by
five-eighths-inch T iron or steel, or
they may be made from two angle
irons riveted together The base of
the T should be bent or curved down
ward, so as to make it slightly dished
out in the center. This can be done
as described See Fig 12.
The runners are now ready to be
bent to suit the height of the sled.
To these standards are fastened, one
on each side, and directly on top of
each respective runner, wooden rails e.
These rails are fastened together with
transverse bars f, at the front and
rear ends. Directly over the rear
standard and journaled into the out.
side rails e, is a crankshaft g, provided
with suitable handles h. At the front
end, and directly over the front axle,
the steering lever is fulcrumed, and
two extending arms fastened thereto,
which are connected with the front
bar by a bolt passing through slots
in the arms.
The sled is now ready to receive the
hand car which Is placed in the cen
ter of same. The front end is fas-
tened to the outside rails with a
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18

for pointing out the way to lind QUICK
relief. Mrs. Turner used Doan's Kid
ney Pills for rundown condition,
backache, pains in the sides and kid
neys, bloated limbs, etc. THE way
they have built me up is simply mar
velous," says Mrs. Turner, who is a
nurse "My health improved rapid
ly. Five boxes did so much for me l
am telling everybody about it"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-03-18
Thanks to the Burglar.

The dark lantern flashed through
the fiat. Then came the CLEAN of
revolver.
Hands up" Kissed the head of the
family. You're a burglar"
yves" gasped the intruder, as he
faced the cold steel.
what have you stolen?"
Your wifes pug dog"
HIN Er-if that's all you may
sneak out quietly"
And your motherin-law's parrot"
You don't say. Well, here is some
loose change"
"And your daughters phonograph."
Good! Here's some more loose
change"
also your sons punching bag"
What! Great Scot, man, come out
to the library and I'll open a special
bottle. ."-Tit-Bits.