The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-23
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DIT TnOmae lApton hae order for an airshtp. g. lift" the cup this way
 1t to . rope.
 Maybe Mr. Roosev ..'- 1 Mr. Pulitzer somev -s -nd the Mejiterrane' tH the ] feathers fly?
 The man ,se for whiskey of ..s ,sorld has just died ] ,.a.ass h, fact that sSs sSs W wet t .ied I him into into an unti ,r-
 Ex-se- says Roosevelt is 1t at ail he is out of 1t for. good"- that Is for the good of the public in general
 The swish of the bathing skirt will soon be heard at the sea side All the breakers are not in the sea, by the way. some of them run those high priced hotels.
 Senator Foraker with dark clares that he will not enter politics again of his own volition. 4 | A Tennessee newspaper declares that about half the politicians of that state
 Mir. Edwards has reintroduced his bill requiring congress to sit from g till 6 with thirty minutes for lunch. There's the high-baiI and the moth ball Also the fancy dress ball. There's the bawl of the bouncing But of all the balls that be Mn4f nnn'1ar ma
 Is the base ball that to millions
 brings much joy '-.
 Friend. you are not wasting your town. Try to see what is going op about you. Don't wait for others to l come along and point out your oppor- tunity to you.
 There Is a report that in Maine old maids are to be pensioned. This seems unjust in the light of the fact that several states are imposing tax on bachelors.
 Now for some really clever work on the tariff; the idea fs to revise 1t in such e way that the privileged fellows will get all they want and the public will not know the difference.
 The new gown is called "ecclesiasti- cal" and has 500 buttons. More but tons seem to be used every season.
 It is getting to the point where the more buttons one has the more stylish one is Anyhow 1t will give somebody job to keep 'em all sewed on
 When an, automobile is stuck up in the mud the occupants of the car are not half as stuck up as the car is
 A great deal of newspaper space is given up to the discussion of chahging the date of the ,n Inauguration. Scwstsr Wash, uncertain that unless the date fell in summer or fall one could never tell what the elements were going to do.
 Placing coffee on the free list was no doubt inspired by the drinking of Washington boarding house coffee.
 wha. next? They are now having post cards showers for brtdes. This nay be followed by a furniture shower bride---sven the heftiest type. 8f
 Bare arms for street wear aro out of date; fashion sayeth that woman is looking for trouble however. it will be perfectly permissible to roll 'em up.
 Some women's chief form of exer- else is running up an account.
 
 College is the place where @ young man crams his head full of stuff that 1t takes him the rest of his natural life to forget.
 Marriage it is often said is just lit-
 tie game. of chance, 'Twould be much better though if
 women wouldn't try to wear the
 pants.
 The wall flower doesn't have to be watered but sometimes good sousinS might at least awaken 1t to life.
 When a fellow and a girl are very much in love with each other. the girl oan always mako the man Jealous by flirting outrage0usiy with another of the male sex. When the man tries 1t however. he usually makes botch of it. Women are past masters in the art, there's no use in talking. When a girl is in love with fellow she usually treats him two or three hun dreds times worse than she would a hound dog with the mange.
 A man is never too slow to catch a scolding from his wife now and then
 II was on a crowded Pickett Springs car. Every seat was taken. An elder iy lady climbed aboard with her little grand daughter. Each man had risen and given his seat to a lady. but one remained as firm as the rock of Gibraltar. "Grandma." said the little girl. "Why don't that gentleman get up. Is he sick?' Everybody on the car laughed, as the man scowled. It was just the innocent natural query of a child, but 1t was 0 reproof-and Q good one, for its effect was obvious. + S Peep Feum The Roses. Peep frum your window framed in by
 Peep s from rom your window. my dearie. For your face is the fairest of all Of the posies.
 Peep from the roses. my dearie. Peep rum your window while song birds are signin' Sinein' about you my dearie. While your sweet dimpled arms ope
 tn shutters Ia flingin' Peep frum the roses, my dearie. Peep frum your window, all Nature is
 cailin' to greet you my dearie, While your bright golden hair OCT your shoulders Is fallin' Framed in by the roses. my dearie. p. H. A. r~-----------'---~-------