The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-03-25
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sons poems" said the tall slim man
 "Tee-hee-which oney" enquired the shost fat girl of the tall slim man
 Sweet and Low" returned the for a wholesome kiss that sounded like 2 Missouri mule pulling his foot out of
 Don't take 'em off
 Or you will cough
 Getting moro and more like Gentle Spring every day now. tional Guard takes six spoons of sugar to every cup of coffee. This has caused quite a stir in Kansas military circles.
 Twill soon be fly time; this includes house-flys. kite-flies and base ball flies. We would add also that time flies always.
 Even a half -soled fellow will become with the job the cobbler gave him.
 Now that the whitla boy has been returned to his pepper and the kidnap- pers captured. we hope the world will wag on its old accustomed way.
 The problem of living on ten dollars a week has been solved: Get your wife q fifteen dollar a week job and combine your resources.
 Mir. Taft continues to walk about tho streets of Washington with the utmost unconcern. This worries the secret service men as they arc in danger of body has designs on the life of a presi- dent.
 There Is still a lot of talk about get ting ting up some kind of 2 label to dis ried mon. The married man might together with the hen-pecked look he usually wears ought to be enough to prosperous looking bachelor.
 Amid great eclat Mister Roosevelt sailed for Africa Tuesday: It will be sia useless to write ,s. to him hSwevsTi D. not open your letter. Bill collectors, if there be any. will have to wait.
 MT. Longworth drew seat in the mured to him Go way back and sit down."
 Say what you please about woman's vanity, but no man living except a blind man can pass a mirror without glancing in admiringly if he thinks nobody is looking.
 The New York Press Club Is building a handsome ten-story building for 5000 newspaper writers in New York and nearly 1s.000 newspaper folk en- gagged in publishing the papers
 azI,, ,,,;shad narcopoOn "a visit Houston, Texas, without a lot of blowing on the part of the newspapers there was Emma Goldman. Why this silence, o, most esteemed and brilliant Post?
 It takes headwork to be hoii-up man. that is one has to bolt his victim over the head with & sand bag.
 Man may live without friends, he mer girl can't without some cozy hooks. f t,- aas'.
 Liquor dealers. are. charging that anti saiooi, movement. Wri oil and water mix?
 Scientists have found the spotted fsye. germ s.,,s.t on tick an .sIcs Mcr.!; Don't It is the style now for a girl to look like a soda water straw; the feather bed style of girl may be the fashion think it, the same girl in style today will buy little padding and uphol- stering and be fashionable then.
 The home plate the woman is inter ested in Is of the sterling silver varie- ty. the one the man is thinking of just now Is baseball.
 The planet Mars Is five million years canals ali finished Maybe there is hope for our Panama ditch yet.
 In Central America they postpone a declaration of war any time to sec a circus. However, declaration oi + 4 When It's Twilight in the Garden. When its twilight in the garden. in the wbsgn gartdssn tss fT Grawsv of fo~sFs Ssss sssun tired of buzzin' through the hours When the roses heads are noddin' When the cows homeward are plod' That's the time sweetheart I'll meet That's the time, my love, I'll greet you.
 When its twilight, I'll be comin' dowr the ole lane heart beatin' An I jes caint wait to tell you how I'm longin' fer that meetin On the rustic bench beside you Where the hawthorn. bush will hide you
 From the gaze of eyes a spyin'- Then to love you I'll be tryin'. When its twilight in the garden. and the air is rich ana fragrant 1 When the world is half asleep ant cen the breeze seems like a vag | rant
 l As he lazily caresses | Your pretty golden tresses That's the time I'll come to meet you With my whole life's love I'll gree you.
 l -P. H. A.