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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25
Epigrams. .

Tell not all you hear, but hear all
you tell.
Think aloud to none save thine
other self.
Memory is high Heaven or
fathOmless He'll.
Advice may be too expensive a gift
even for Plutocrats.
Youth, Indignation and hope are
the first steps on the ladder of fame.
For the language of the still, small
voice most of US require an inter-
prefer,
To spinster, naught is 80 discour-
aging as to be told there are no mar
riages In Heaven.
To laugh aud cry, we use the same
set of muscles. 1t all depends upon
who pulls the string.
It's useless to try to drown your
troubles in the cup. Troubles are ex
pert swimmers April Lippincott's.
If you'd be dubbed a handsome girl,
And win handsome Knight,
The secret here do impart,
Take Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea
at night.
w. n. SMITH DRUG Co.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

When away from the reservation
we have noticed that every Indian is
a chief" says the truly esteemed
philosopher of the Atchison Globe.
We know they have some pretty wild
editors out in Kansas, but really we
didn't know they kept 'em on reser
vations.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

Gov. Curry, of New Mexico, in
taking punch at an editor and play.
ing horse generally, has chosen a
queer method of proving the territory
ready for statehood
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25
Marriage Licenses.

George Stoneburner and Agnes Rus
sell, both of Greenfield.
Dallas E. Young, Harwood, and
Lizzie M. Roads, Buford.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

The esteemed Times.Star observes
that those good.hearted folks who
don't see the necessity of eating with
a fork will be glad to know that the
duty on table knives will be reduced
in the new tariff bill.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

Clean up. In all truth some of the
alleys are so filthy that work should
begin now if they are to be cleasued
in time for the next Fall Exposition
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

When the weather gets like this
the what would you rather do or o
a.fshing ?" of the village comedian
doesn't sound so very silly after all.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25
CARD OF THANKS.

Words cannot express our gratitude
toward Rev. W. B. Dunham, our kind
friends, neighbors and doctors for
their kindness rendered to our mother
in Cincinnati and Hillsboro.
SONS AND DAUGHTERS,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

1t is a strange booster that talks
about civic pride and giving visitors a
good impression of the town and then
dumps his ashes and other garbage on
the streets
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25
Saad Oats.

We have car of choice Iowa White
Oats for seed at 65 cents per bushel.
RICHARDS MILL.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

We shipped s5,OOO,OOO in.gold to Eng.
land last week. The I'VE" is national
not editorial.)
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

Sowed your early lettuce yet9 It's
time.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

Don't call the doctor-it's only
spring fever.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

Clark county will hold local optien
election next Monday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-03-25

ADVERTISING RATES
Will be Male Kupwu on Application
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
FARMERS BITTEN BOTH WAYS
Recent Corner in Wheat Squeezes the Agriculturist as Well as the
 Consumer.

Farmers are complaining of the high prices they are asked to pay for flour, along with other consumers. They were as class bitten both ways by the recent corner in wheat. A year ago the majority of them sold their grain at prices around 75 cents. They let the grain gamblers gobble it up. If they had not been so quick to turn it loose they would have re- ceived more money. If they had held on to it some of our big market ma nipulators would have gone short on wheat instead of having it all under their thumb, and we hope this will prove a warning to hold wheat this year, although we see the same old tendency to dump the crop as quickly as possible, because most farmers are not prepared to store it. Farmers should learn that the dumping of wheat at threshing time is just what the grain gamblers want The world uses everything the farmers raise and we should learn to control the mar keting This is not always so easy, however, when the crops have been mortgaged and the toll taker wants his money.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
STICK TO GALVESTON POLICY
President Loudermik, Surprised at His Election, Will Make no
 Radical Assertions.

President Loudermilk, soon after his election by the Farmers union at the recent Galvestion convention, said: T expect to carry out the policies now formulated. I stand for what has been started, and propose to put the union in a position to realize on what the farmers produce. It is too early for me to announce anything further. I cannot explain my attitude on antici- pated issues, and we have not yet de- termined the details of the pooling system. The continuance of ware house building over the state and the storage of cotton near where it is grown will, however, be a part of the general plan. I was taken by surprise by my election, and hence have not been thinking of what I might do if chosen to lead the farmers of the state in this particular campaign"
 While MT. Loudermilk was being in- terviewed the former president inter- rupted. 'Loudermilk," exclaimed MT. Neill, first laughingly and then seri- ously, q won't have much more chance to discipline you. You never will have chance to get after me, because I'm with you heart and soul, so help me God"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
NEW WORK FOR MEN
Taxi -Governess and Doorman-
 Nurse Appear in Gotham.
They Keep Watch Over the Children Who Dwell in Big Hotels and Apartment Houses, and Earn
 Considerable Money.

New York-Here are the newest servitors up to date-the taxi-gover. nes and the doorman-nurse!
 It isn't a joke, either. Of course, these new-fangled childrens attend ants don't wear indicators that run up a bill while you wait, but they do look out for the youngsters whose for tune it is to dwell in the big hotels and apartment houses uptown.
 In these fastidious days the taxi starter and the doorman are features in front of every well-regulated hotel and apartment that wants to be strict iy to the manner born. Now, they aren't opening cab doors all the time. and the parents who dwell upstairs know that. And the youngsters must play But the great caravansaries have no playgrounds for the children. Perforce they must go to the street.
 That's where the taXistarter and the doorman comes in. It's their job to see that the kiddies come to no harm. Of course, many of them have their governesses or their nurses, but others have not. Consequently, the outside force of the house is pressed into service. They are asked to watch the children even to amuse them.
 Some of the taXicab starters and doormen have stated hours for each child or group of children. They will begin immediately after breakfast with two or three, and join in their little games and romping until the youngsters tire and turn their atten- tion to something else Then the men call up another mother and take her children for an hour. At some of the apartment houses uptown, where there are taXicab stands or doormen, the men are busy almost continuously until the children go to bed
 They have to keep an eye on the door, but that doesn't prevent them from running up and down the side walk, playing tag and ball, or indulg- ing in any of the other children's pastimes. Incidentally they make a neat little sum in tips every week from the doting parents.
 At one big apartment hotel on up- per Broadway the taxicab starter and
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10

declaring the new law relating to the
 chartering of water power companies states that the board which does the .chartering is to fix the rates that may be charged for current by the com lpany, and as the state railroad com mission is the only one empowered sto fix rates" it is the board author 1ized to issue the charter.
 This was really the contention of 3the 5anies, but to make assur- 2anc6 doubly sure, so that no ques- stion may hereafter arise as to the Svalidity of charters, after millions Shave been spent ill developing power splants on the water courses of the State, the company will take the case
 lp and ask the state supreme court sto affirm the lower courts judgment. x Transcripts will be filed immediate
 ly and the case advanced.
 q Will Bowman Granted Appeal.
 M The transcript of appeal in the
 ease of Will Bowman, sentenced to hang at Fort Smith October 1, has
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
LOW coLoNisT FARES TO THE
 WEST AND NORTHWEST.

Union Pacific Passenger Depart ment announces that Colonist Fares will be in effect from Sept. 15 to Oct 15, 1909, to all points in the West and Northwest.
 This year the West looks moro promising than ever. Now is the time to secure land at low prices, and, at the same time, to visit the many inter- esting points in the West and North west, at which liberal stopoyer ar engagements may be made.
 A better estimate of raw lands can be made now than formerly, because these lands are in proximity to new farms that are producing wonderful crops.
 For descriptive literature, write to E. L. Lomax, c. P. A., U. P. R. R.. Omaha, Neb.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
DANGER NOT CLOSE AT HAND
Men Will Run Things a Few Years Yet Is the Prophecy of the ob-
 servant Drummer.

A group of men were discussing the possibilities and dangers of woman suffrage. All but one expressed the fear that the movement was gaining such momentum that in compara- lively short time this fair land would be transformed and man no longer would be master. The exception, a commercial traveller, with years of experience in studying human nature, scoffed at their alarm.
 Don't worry" he said. Well be safe for a good many years yet. In all my trips about the country I find that two-thirds of the women travellers, even those who are self-reliant enough to gallivant about alone, can't go to bed even in a sleeping car without first looking under the berth to see if there is man there. So long as that primitive feminine instinct sur wives our institutions are safe"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
FAINT HEART AND FAIR LADY
Chances Good That the Ancient Adage Once More Proved Wisdom of
 Man Who Uttered it.

He was afraid to tell her right out and out that he loved her, so he began in roundabout way, hoping she would catch his drift, then betray, by her confusion, her own feelings. He didn't dream but that she loved him, but thought that she, like himself, was afraid to demonstrate it.
 Heart trouble?" she repeated. Are you sure you've heart trouble, Alfred? |? You know indigestion is very like it at times"
 "Oh, I know I've got heart trouble all right. I-can't you see it your self?"
 Why. how silly, Alfred; no one can see heart trouble; they have to feel it. Have you taken anything for it?" No. not yet, but I-I want to, don't you know"
 "Then why don't you?"
 TT would; that is, if I could get it."
 Cant you get it, Alfred?"
 1T don't know"
 Have you tried?"
 ''No, not yet"
 (Silence for two provoking min utes)
 "Alfred!" (coldly)
 "Y-yes?"
 Lets have a game of checkers"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
BABY HORRIBLY BURNED.
By Boiling Grease-Skin All Came Off One Side of Face and Head Thought Her Disfigured for Life.
Used cuticpra: No Scar Left.

"My baby was sitting beside the fender and we were preparing the breakfast when the frying-pan full of boiling grease was upset and it went all over one side of her face and head. Some one wiped the scald with 8 towel, pulling the entire skin off. We took her to a doctor. He tended her a week and gave me some stuff to put on. But it all festered and thought the baby was disfgured for life. l used about three boxes of Cuticura Ointment and it was wonderful how it healed. In about five weeks it was better and there wasn't a mark to tell where the scald had been. Her skin is just like velvet. Mrs. Hare, 1, Henry St., South Shields, Durham, England, March 22, 1908"
 Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10

Of course the farmers wife is busy woman, but busy people are always happiest.
 The total enrolment of the National Farmers union is in the neighborhood of 2,500,000
 The railroads are the arteries, but the public roads represent the capil- lary system of this nations commeTGe.
 The hope of farming lies, not alone in cheaper production, but in higher prices. Organization is necessary for this.
 The farm is healthy place to live. How many brokendown city men come to the farm to regain their health
 Progress in agricultural education is slow, but the wave is sweeping all opposition before it, and the people are profiting.
 Last, but not least, when one is tired of the busy hum of the crowded street, and the noisy tramp of weary feet" he can return to the peaceful quiet of his country home and appre- ciate more than ever the blessings of life on the farm"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Water Power Case Important.

To the supreme court goes the case of .mandamus against the state board incorporation, by the Gar land County Water Power company, in order that no avenue may be left unguarded in the matter of the in- corporation of water power compa- nies in Arkansas hereafter.
 The Garland County Water Power company wanted a ~.charter and se cured one from the state railroad commission. They then applied to the board of state railway incorpora- tion for a charter, the law being in- definite as to which board should grant the charter. To test the law, this latter board refused to issue the charter, in order that mandamus pro-
 dings against them might be brought so that the courts might con strue the law.
 The action was brought, and the circuit court, Judge Guy Fulk presid- ing, refused the writ of mandamus,
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
A Library Without Books.

The new Little Rock public library is long on shelves and short on books. At present the only books on hand are a report of the work of the Car negie Institute, tract on "Reincar- nation" by Mrs. Annie Besant, sent to the library by theosophist, and the records of the Civil war.
 Andrew Carnegie's gift of $S8,000, with which the library was built, was conditional upon the city's giving $S,- 900 a year for maintenance. At it's last meeting the city council set aside IA mill of the city tax rate of mills for library purposes. This is expected to yield about $4,000 a year on the present assessment. Another source of revenue for four years will be the gifts of money for which a large number of citizens have pledged themselves in annual amounts of from $50 down. These contributions, which the city will now call for, are expect ed to make up the difference between.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Would Print Old Report.

# The state printing board at a recent Meeting considered the matter of printing the biennial report of the
 Nate educational department for the hast two years. None of the biennial 4eports for the last two years were 1ublished, as the appropriation of
 , ,O00 for that purpose was cut out
 When the governor reduced the appro- Sriations made by the legislature. It " argued that it will cost less to pub 'lsh the educational department re- aIbrt than any of the others.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Locks Fail to Keep Death Ont

Latrobe, Pa.-Following the death Of her aged husband. John Gardner, a civil war veteran, Mrs. Gardner has iieSStt hheeff fedsoH, rerus1ng to admit any, one to her home near Lagonier, and having interfered with the funeral and burial. She was alone with her husband when he died, and, possessed with an idea that she could protect herself from the entrance of death. she barricaded the house. She fastened the windows. drew down the shades bolted and locked the doors and piled furniture against them and then light ed lamps.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Board of Regents Reorganized.

The Texas Farmers Congress passed a strong resolution looking to a reorganization of the board of re- gents of the College of Industrial Arts and the adjustment of the institution to the conditions and needs of the in- dustrial rather than the wealthy class of the people. Judge Grubbs, the rec ognized father of the institution, stat ed in his speech in advocacy of the resolution that the present manage ment was not in sympathy with the class for whose benefit it was planned by him and established by the legis- lature.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Corn Contest Open.

The state committee of the Boys Corn club contests has decided that any boy, although he may not have enrolled in the corn contests, and even though he may not be entered in any county contest, shall be eligi- ble for prizes. State Commissioner Tucker at the meeting announced that he will attempt to raise between $15O and $2OO the first of this week to be offered as prizes for the win ners in the contests. It is expected that about S1 900 will he distributed, eaa,
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Texas Cotton Area.

The area in Texas devoted to cot. ton this year is 9,716,000 acres. The area in 1908 was 9,525,O00 acres. The increase in acreage is accounted for by the opening up of new lands west of the Santa Fe railroad and the re- tenanting of many black land farms, which in 1908 were lying idle. It is believed that the individual acreage is considerably decreased.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
It Was His Way.

A Kansas farmer was telling recent ly about the eavesdropping that goes on along the farmers telephone line he is on. He said that whenever he talked he could hear the "click, click" of different receivers coming down.
 And you can bet" he amended, that they never hear my receiver coming down. No, sir; I always hold on to the thing and let it down so easy that it doesn't !"-Kansas City Journal
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Receiver Files Report,

L. N. Whitcomb, receiver in the suit of Fred Lacy against the Lacy Cores Lumber company, pending in the chancery court, has filed a report. The receiver has collected $10,331 S4 and disbursed $3,6S6.66, leaving a bal ance on hand of $6,645.1S. He states he cannot now make distribution of the funds, as several claims still pend- ing are being contested.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Farm Insurance and Telephones.

Two forms of cooperative effort are tried here: Farm fire insurance and the telephone, writes an Indiana corre- spondent in the Baltimore American The good roads question is agitating the farmers most of anything at pres ent Seven out of ten townships voted on hard road propositions, and each one carried in the affirmative. What the farmers of our country want is some good laws and aid without too many frills and red tape. Heating plants and water systems are being installed in most of the modern farm homes. The abundance of natural gas that is found in drilling for oil in this locality makes this a popular heat, and in most parts of the country natural drainage is good.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Skimm!li!k fer fer Hens. Hens

In some tests by the Virginia ex- pertinent station skimmilk has been proven a valuable food for laying were fed skimmilk, laying 1,244 eggs as against 996 laid by 22 hens fed a wet mash with water. In test GOV ering 37 days 60 hens laid S62 eggs on skimmilk diet, while like num- Der fed no skimmilk laid 632 eggs. Other experiments conducted record ed similar results. The station, from these tests, estimates that, when eggs are worth 20 to 25 cents per dozen, skimmilk has a feeding value of 115 to 2 cents per quart.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10

heen received by the clerk of the su- 1reme court It was reviewed by As
 &beiate Justice Carroll D. Wood, who 6dh s, od it to go upon the calendar 0f the court for consideration, thus Granting a respite to Bowman pend- ing the hearing of the appeal. % Bowman was recently convicted in Scott county change of venue hay Ing been taken from Fort Smith. He
 was charged with assaulting Ella Brooks, an S-year-old girl, October "a, 1908.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Not Anhinuous at AL

The donkey is-or has been-assc ciated with party politics in other countries besides our own.
 In one of England's elections a can didate for parliament, the late Lord Bath, called attention to himself by means of donkey over whose back two panniers were slung, bearing a ribbon band on which was printed Vote for Papa"
 It must be added, however, that in each pannier stood one of Lord Bath s daughters.-Y outh's Companion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Distribution of School Money.

The per capita distribution of the common school money will be $1.8O, according to the funds now in the state treasury to the credit of the common school fund. That is to say, each common school district in the state will receive $1.S0 for every child in the district, toward the support of the common schools of that district for the ensuing year. This will be z cents less per child than was appor- toned last year, when the apportion- ment reached $1.87 per child.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Held for Federal Grand Jury.

Henry Felkins of Yell county, who was arrested in Johnson county, was arraigned before w. S. Allen, United States commissioner, on charge of selling liquor without license. As the alleged offense occurred in the Western district of the Arkansas fed
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
HOW TO MARKET THE CROPS
Centralized Association Under One Head Only Way to Solve Diff
 cult Question.

From Farm and Ranch of Dallas, and truthful editorial paragraph:
 The big problem of the fruit and truck growers lies not in raising but in solving the problem of marketing. It is essential to know the available supply and the immediate demand No set of small marketing organiZa- tions can ever meet this requirement as efficiently as a centralized associa- tion under one head. It will be nee essary for the growers of each district to organize on this principle if they would solve for themselves the prob lem of 'over-production,' when a hun gry world will pay the price if the growers can deliver the goods"
 Why not do it? It is the only way; and 1t means too much to farmers and producers of all crops not to do it, says Up-to-Date Farming. Our posi- tion on this subject cannot be misun- derstood. We have made it so plain that the wayfaring man cannot fail to comprehend. We have shown why it SHOulu De uOne, HoW It Coulu De uOAe, and the good results that must inevit- ably follow.
 We have shown also that it is not a difficult task. A national organization with it's statistical board and directing agencies, much less. complex than many business concerns now maintain, would accomplish these things for all crops as easily as for one, and at once take the element of uncertainty from field, pasture and orchard. Again we ask, Why not do it?
 That there are difficulties in the way we must agree; but the difficulties are in men, not in the task to be accom- plished.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-09-10
Better Railroad Accommodation.

8The most important item on the bcket to be considered by the state 3ilway commission was the Fort
 mith passenger station matter, in
 hich the commission ordered the 1pn Mountain to prepare plans for Dproving the station and increasing & efficiency. The railroad at a spe-
 n meeting of the commission at |9rt Smith the middle of last month Tered plans which did not suit the 5ople of Fort Smith nor the commis-