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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
In a London Omnibus.

A London bus driver was hailed by
a clerical-looking old gentleman, and
on the first opportunity he remarked
to the conductor: do you know VINO
you've got inside, Bill? It's Cardinal
Mannin'!" GO on, that amt Car
dinal Mannin" said the conductor, Il
know i'm" They argued further, and
finally bet a shilling over it. When
collecting fares the conductor deter
mined to set matters right by direct
inquiry. Excuse me, sir, but are you
Cardinal Mannin'?' The venerable
passenger looked him coldly and bold
ly in the eye, and answered.: What
the devil has that got to do with you?
The conductor was satisfied, but even
at the sacrifice of bob he had to get
even with the passenger. Putting his
head out of the door he called up to
the driver: you are right, Bill; 1t
was is 'oliness."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
An Ever Ready Opening.

The editor suddenly became con
scious that some one was standing be-
nind him. Looking round, his glance
Tell upon a seedy looking individual
with the eyes of crank.
Il beg your pardon" said the new
conner, but is there an opening here
for first-class intellectual writer?
Yes" grimly responded the editor.
IAN ingenious carpenter, foreseeing
your visit, has provided an excellent
opening. Turn the knob to the right,
and do not slam the door as you go
1.-THE Sunday Magazine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
The More Glorious Alternative.

Maud Muller knew what she wanted.
I'D rather be written up in poem
that the funny men will be parody
ing hundred years from now than
marry the judge tomorrow" she ex-
claimed, and suiting the action to the
word, she raked the meadow sweet
with hay in such a manner that the
Judge riding slowly down the lane,
smoothed his horses chestnut name,
and let it go at that
Naturally the girls folks were con-
siderably disguised at having her left
on their hands that way, but who ever
purchased worthy immortality
cheaply?-Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

time was annoyed with sharp twinges
across the small of my back and ir-
regular passages of the kidney secre-
tons. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills,
1 am free from these troubles"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
Sentiments for Husbands.

when man really loves his wife
he ought to combine all his incest
sentiments toward other women into
one big sentiment for her.
He should show her the respect he
feels toward his mother; the polite
ness he shows other women, and the
responsibility he feels toward his Sis
ter.
ITO all of that he should add the
great love he should feel for a wife,"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

the need OF a Spe-
cial remedy to re-
move and cure the
congestion or in
flammation of the
kidneys that Is in
terfering with their
work and causing
that pain t h a t
makes you say:
"Oh, my back"
Thompson Wat
kins, professional
nurse, 420 N. 23rd
St., Parsons, Kan,
says: For some
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
All the Same to Her.

81 must warn you, dearest" he said,
that after we are married you will
very likely find me inclined to be ar
bitrary and dictatorial in my manner"
mo NATTER" she replied, cheerfully,
~ won't pay the slightest attention to
what you say"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
HoW's This?

We ofer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo o.
We. the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney
tor the last IS years. and believe him perfectly hon.
Drabe In all business transactions and financially
able 70 carry out any obligations made by his firm
WALDING. KINNAN q MARVIN.
-. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo o.
llqAlls Catarrh Cure b taken internally. acting
dire. Nv upon the blood and surfaces OF the
ystem. Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents per
bottle Sold by all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
Not Even Sandy.

MILFORD was sitting on his fathers
knee watching his mother arranging
her hair.
Papa hasn't any Marcel waves like
that" said her father, laughingly.
MILFORD, looking up at his fathers
bald pate, replied; Nope, no waves;
it's all beach columbia Jester.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
This Will Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse in
Children's Home New York, cure Consti-
patton, Feverishness, Teething Disorders,
Stomach Troubles and Destroy Worms;
10000 testimonials of cures. All druggists,
csc. Sample FREE. Address Allen S.
Omsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

l cannot praise fugitive and clois-
tered virtue, unexercised and I'M
breathed, that never sallies out and
seeks her adversary-Milton.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

Many who used to smoke Zoe cigars are now
smoking Lewis Single Binder straight &c.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

One Thing That Will Live Forever,
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in
1907, 100 years ago, sales increase, yearly.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
Daily Thouqht.

There's nothing like settling with
ourselves, as there's deal we must
do without in this life.-George Eliot.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

No, Alonzo, we wouldn't advise a
man with an impediment in his speech
to go to a speakeasy for treatment.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

Lewis Single Binder, the famous
straight Sc cigar-annual sale 9,000, 900.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
Sufficient Evidence.

Father was evidently drinking
again last night"
What makes you think that?"
He sassed the janitor when he
came in."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

HAVE YOU A COUGH, OR COLD?
II SO take at once Aliens Lung Balsam and watch
results Simple safe effective. All dealers. Popu-
lar prices-25c, Soc and SlO0 bottles.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

DR.. Pierce's p, ,asant Pellets regulate and invie
orate stomach. liver and bowels. Sugar-ooatec
tiny granules. Easy to take as candy.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

In mans life the greatest neces-
sity is more money.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

1t takes a woman to tell a secret
and magnify its importance.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

A giggling girl is apt to become a
cackling woman.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
BAcKAcHE IS KIpNEYAcHE.
Usually There Are other Troubles to
Prove 1t. ,-

Pain in the back is pain in the kid
neys, in most cases, and it points to
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
A Risky Thinq.
hink I'll go home"

81 think I'll go home"
"But it's only IL o'clock, old man."
"Well, there's nothing doing at the
club"
81 know; but consider. Once l
went home at II o'clock and came
near establishing a dangerous prece-
dent"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

Don't believe everything you hear
over telephone wire.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

The main ingredients of true manli-
ness are a forgetfulness of self and a
constant regard for duty.-Butler.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

It is usually costly to follow cheap
advice.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10
ExPosuRE To coin

and wet is the first step 10 Pneumonia. Take Perm
Davis Painkluer and the danger is ayerted I'm
eQualed for colds. sore throat quinsy Sc Sc and 5Oc
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-12-10

YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNsIGHTLY.
Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue
All grocers sell large 2 o. package, cents.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06
SHIPMENT APPLES
MOUNT AIRY is BUSY NUMBER
ING HOUSES FOR FREE CITY
DELIVERY.

Especial to News and ObserVer.)
Mount Airy, y. c., July 1.-P. D.
Muse, Mount Airy's veteran produce
shipper, made his first shipment Of
apples this eason yesterday. His
first shipment of cabbage went out
the day before. This is earlier than
usual to begin shipping produce from
this city TO distant points.
The banks OF this city at their last
report made fine showings, which is
never failing evidence Of the APP
prOach of better times.
Rain continues to fall every day and
farmers are gloomy because they can
not get a fair nance to pillow their
corn and tobacco. But n~otWithstand-
ing all this they have fine crops grow
ing. The prospect is for a fine yield
Of everything.
The hot weather is sending many
people to the springs here for the
summer, quite q number arriving al
most every day.
The city authorities are busy num-
berlng the streets and houses, getting
ready for free delivery. Postmaster.
Joyce leaves for Washington in a few
days to confer with the Postoffice De-
partment IN reg2r to beginning the
service. The work of numbering the
buildings and fixing the signs showing
the streets is a bigger job than was
supposed. &c say the least, the new
departure Will help sOmebody-give
employment TO three or -four men who
will be on the government payroll.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06
JUDGE JUSTICE INTERVIEWED.
~(RutherdtOn Sum-

The Sun having heard from various
sources that Judge NJ. II. Justices
name was being used as a possible
candidate for Congress, a Sun repre-
sentative approached the judge him
self on the subject.
No. he said, Il am not, and shall
not be a candidate for Congress. When
| became judge / gave up, of course,
my law practice. My tastes and de-
sireS are both in the line of my pro-
fession. | am grateful to my friends
tor any mention of my name in con-
nectlon with public office. But if I
ave deserved we'll OF them and of
all good people, as I trust [ have, I
should be glad to continue in my
present judge of the 18th judicial dis
trict. and 10 that end. when the proper
time comes, / shall announce myself
a candidate for the nomination.
Ih1s IS what the Sun expected Judge
Justice to say, and we are glad we
We're not disappointed. 1t would be
a pity to take a man of his fine expe-
rience and judicial temperament out
of a position he fills so we'll. So we
are glad to see this rumor at rest.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

About which nobody knows anything e
that has nothing to recommend it bu
hide the truth of the matter. Try to
labor, material and money tied up IN o
these facts will tell got no good lf.str
The only safe curse is to go to a repu
reasonable price and get a reliable gu
ment away from home there's nobody
The greatness of this store. the thing
long record Of square and upright oea
instruments at the lowest prices to be
vast n OF the hundreds Of pc
us, not one can say that we have no
attentive and fair. Come in and Sc
will ena BILE YOU to buy a good Piano O
guarantee that means something.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06
ROBERT TWEED, MURDERER
CAPTURED At HIS HOME
TAKEN BY CUTSHAW BROTHERS.
WHO AID IN WAIT FOR
HIM.
Had Beer Working in Coal
fields and Was Returning Home
Carried to Madison Ropcd to u
Mule.

Especial t. Jews and Observer
Asheville, July Information was
received here today from an Asheville
gentleman who returned from Mar
shall that Robert Tweed, charged
with the recent murder of Andy and
Arthur Franklin at White Rock in
Madison county on May oath was
captured yesterday morning at his
home by the CutshaW brothers and
taken to Marshall by them roped to
a mule and guarded by che captors
with rifles. one on either side. T is
sad that the Cutshaw boys laid in
wait for Teed and when he came
home they covered him with their
guns. Tweed had been in Virginia
and West Virginia working in coal
M mes, returning to this section Tues
day night. when he passed throu5h
AsheNille or his way to his home IN
Madison.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06
HestersS Cotton Report.

New Orleans July 2.-Secretary
Hester's statement of the worlds visi-
bic supply Of cotton ssued today
shows the total visible to be 3~,17S,961,
against 3,3l3,43O last week and 2
o59,235 last year. Of this tbs total of
American cotton is 2~,398,951 against
.2.5OO,43O last week and 1,617,189 last
year, and Of all other kinds, including
Egypt, Brazil. India, etc, 10000
against $4,000 last week and 942, O46
last year.
or the worlds visible supply Of
cotton there is now aflOat and hello in
Great Britain and COntineta1 Europe
2.144,OOO against 1~.538,0OO last year;
in Egypt $4,000 against $4,000 last
year; in India $4,000 against 4S8,OOO
last year, and in the United States
$4,000 against 451, 900 last year.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06
5000 AGENTS WANTED

- III OITIS.
All succeed and make money sell
ing seed of the WONDERREPRv
Luther Burbanks greatest creation 4
luscious berry ripening it's fr11;t three
months from seed. $50 quarts from y
few plants. Unsurpassed for eatine
raw, cooked, canned or preserved
Packet, zoe, silver; 6 for 81. Agents
terms with all cash orders ONLY. Ad-
dress ]. E. RUE, Littleton. n e
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06
A Matter of Course With rs

0IeSTd10.J
In the opinion Of Governor Kitchin
prohibition is working all right in this
State. Why prohibition is so much q
matter Of course in this State that
most Of us have forgotten that there
ever was a time when the State didn't
have prohibition.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

kept the seller-nor an Instrument
t a low price. Don't let a low price
think out the problem Of time, talent.
ur factory. An intelligent study OF
urnent a be sold for next to nothing.
table Piano or Organ dealer, pay a.
arantee. When you buy an instru-
to complain TO. if things go wrong
on which it chiefly prides itself, is its,
ling-it is a record Of selling reliable
found in any store, in any part of this
ople who nave bought Instruments of
t always been cautious, considerates
e how easy we can make terms that
r Organ right here at home, under g.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

(Which still sparkles like Greek fire,
Bore on through time and ne'er eN.
pire."
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

ed q plot hat worked we'll. The
| purpose was to 'shoW up the guilt
bility of the readers OF our time. 1t
was a risk how he got off 50 we'll. The
following explains the secret. 1t IS
by Carlyle, I think, and brings out the
fine hoax Of Rossetti. 1t reads:
Take for instance, the notable
Walt Whitman hoax. An eminent
literator. Mr.. w. NJ. Rossetti laid a
cunning plot to test the gullibility Of
the public in matters of taste and crit
icism. He dug up an American poet
who had never written a word Of
poetry in his life; and who. in all he
had written. was bombastic, coarse,
conceited and ~irreverent, Or generally
meaningless. He reprinted him in
England, wrote a eulogistic preface,
and engaged some really lever fell
lows-Prof. Dowden, A. c.. ~SWinborne,
Robert Buchanan, etc.-tO aid the
scheme by unstinted and indiscrimi-
nate laudation.
The bait took. Men who had new
rea Washington Irving or Whittier,
echoed the cukoo cry, and Walt
Whitman was the noblest transatlan-
tic tone yet heard."
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

/; commonplace beside her. Horac
said of her dazzling fragments:
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

Don't stop aiming at the devils
ttdu you never seem to-
hit It.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-07-06

I saw not very long since an un-
friendly, really d~epriNatOry, OF James
Russell Lowell, one of my chief ia
vOriteS among New England uthor
[ have long read him with much en-
tertainment and benefit. His essays
nave 0 failed to interest me much
beyond the essays of most of the lit
erature in the North. His two vol
u1neS Of essays published long ago are
rich in original. impressive. and re-
plete with studies and reflections of
varied and unique interest. For a
long time | have placed a high value
on LOVelpS essays. and have thought
him more striking and original in such
meetings than in his poetry gener-
ally. / was surprised to find a North
placing SO low a value upon Mr.. Low
ell. He has produced one or more
poems that have received much Iauda-
ton from Northern critics. He was
born in Boston in 1919. and died with
in the last went years. He wrote
many serious poems, such as PhOecuS,
Prometheus, etc, and is better known
from his funny poems of the Yankee
stripe and called the Papers of Hosea
RigeloW," thought to be very shrewd
several years as American Minister to
Great Britain.
Wilmington, N. c..
Arizona republican., 1909-08-30

Figure 3-The star cluster nt V, Fig. I.
 57 minutes later. These times, how ever. greatly vary at different places. Tn the southwest they are nearly an hour earlier, while as seen from the Southern States the path A B lies nearer the lower edge ot the moon To observers in the far west the moon will not rise until the planet is hidden.
 This rare and most interesting phe- nomenon will we'll repay observa- ton. As the exact time of occurrence for any observer cannot be predicted without a special computation. he should note the relative positions of the two bodies as soon as the moon has risen. By then considering that the moon moves eastward a distance equal to it's own diameter in about one hour, he will run little risk of missing the planets disappearance.
 ERIC DOOLTTTLE.
Arizona republican., 1909-08-30

from A to B. Fig. 1. during the month, while Saturn. which is at C, on September 1 will move much more slowly, not reaching the point D un- til December 20, at which date it will begin to move eastward again.
 Mars is in opposition with the sun on September 24; it is nearest the earth on September IS, when it is but 36, 600 600 miles away, which is it's nearest approach since 1902. This will be the most favorable time of the year for observing it. The rings of Saturn are well widened out, and each of the bodies forms an object of absorbing interest for study with a small telescope.
 Mercury attains its greatest dis tance east of the sun on September r, and may be detected few even ings before or after this date low in the southwest, just after sunset. As the planet is now far below the equator, it is less easily observed than at its previous eastern elonga- tion, last May.
 Venus is drawing rapidly away from the sun, but since it is also moving more rapidly below the equator than at any other time dur ing this year; it will not, apparently, mount higher in the sky during this
Arizona republican., 1909-08-30

Figure 2-The occuItat ton of the planet Mars, September l.
 servation with a small telescope; 1t is Il minutes following and 1 de- gree 3S minutes south of the star at P, Fig. | H will be recognized by its dull greenish color even if the telescope is too small to show It's disc
 THE OCCUPATION OF MARS.
 When the nearly full moon rises on the evening of September 1. oe- servers in the eastern part of the United States will see the brilliant red planet Mars shining out almost on it's edge. A very few minutes watching will show that our satellite is moving nearer the planet, and soon after it will be seen to pass be- tween us and this body, gradually cutting of it's light The planet will remain hidden about one hour. after which 1t will emerge from the moons west edge As viewed from Washington, the planet will disap- pear at the point A, Fig. 2. at hours 50 minutes P. NJ, and reappear at B
Arizona republican., 1909-08-30

? his is the one month of the year
 which there is no trace of the
 ght winter cancellations in the
 +y evening. The last stars of Leo
 ve sunk in the west. and not until
 beginning of next month will the
 autiful little group of the Pleiades pear low in the northeast. herald E the long train of brilliant winter ars. The great Arcturus. so dreaded V early astrologers, is leaving the vening sky, while to take its place he red Fomalhaut. or Royal Star, las appeared in the southeast. These two great suns with the brilliant Vega overhead are the three brightest stars now in the heavens.
 The wonderful Milky Way. with its clouds of countless suns, forms a golden arch extending from Perseus in Che north to Sagittarius in the south, while nearly overhead is the Tyre
 Whose strings give music audible To holy ears, and countless splendors
 more,
 Crowned by the blazing cross high hung OCT all. "
 Below Cygnus is the beautiful Aquila, which was possibly named for the bird of highest flight in the early ages when the sun here at tained its highest position in the
Arizona republican., 1909-08-30

heavens. Its brightest star, Altair, is so far distant that its light occupies Is years in coming to us, and is drift ing across the face of the sky with a motion rapid enough to change its position an amount equal to the di- ameter of the moon in the course of 5000 years
 Along the eastern border of the Milky Way the most striking groups are the singular Dolphin. or Jobs Conn, at R. Fig. l; the Great. Square of Pegasus, at s, and Andromeda, with its wonderful Nebula. at N. Both this and the great star cluster in Hercules. at V, are beautiful objects in a small telescope, and are even visible to the naked eye.
 The position of the Milky Way be- tween Lyra, Cygnus and The Eagle is SC rich in red stars that it is some times called the Red Region. Many of these are wonderful variables. The small red star at F. which varies from the eleventh to nearly the sixth magnitude in a period of 351 days. will attain its greatest brightness on the 27th of this month. A similar deep red star at F varies in a still more remarkable manner, fading away to the fourteenth magnitude every 42G days, when it is only wis
Arizona republican., 1909-08-30

ible in the largest telescopes.
 But most interesting of all is the wonderful Mira, or Omicron Ceti, whose light increases thousandfold at an interval of about 1881 days; at these times it has sometimes become brighter than the Pole Star, though when faintest it is not visible in a small telescope. This star, which is at l., Fig. 1, nearly in line with the stars Fl and K, will attain its great est brightness on or about the 7th of September. After this date the ob- server may watch it gradually fade away until it becomes invisible. These far-distant suns are believed to be surrounded by heavy vapors, through which material from the in- terior is intermittently forced, but the cause of the gigantic eruptions, which occur periodically in the hot central mass. are as yet not known.
 THE PLANETS.
 Both Mars and Saturn have now entered the evening sky, and will at once attract the observers attention as they shine out in the East. with no bright star near them. The for mer planet especially is strikingly brilliantly far the brightest object now in the heavens. Both bodies are moving westward in the Constella- tion of the Fishes; Mars will move