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The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
THOMAS POSTS
BOTH ANNIVERSARY
Elaborate Program Is Success
fully Carried Out at
Banquet Table

George II. Thomas post No. ., G. A.
R.. observed the birthday of General
Thomas and incidentally the thirtieth
anniversary OF its organization Satur-
day evening by one of the most elabo-
rate and successful banquets in its his
tory. The banquet was held at the
Hotel Van Dorm and the splendid ar
rangements made by Manager Jack
Crawford for the entertainment Of the
veterans contributed vitality to the sue
cess of the affair.
The tables were loaded with Ameri-
can beauty roses and other rare bios
SONS from the private conservatories
at San Mateo OF d. S. Dorm, proprietor
of the hotel, while the banquet hall
was draped with profusion of Ameri-
can flags, signal flags and bunting in
patriotic colors. The lighting was in
full harmony, and the entire setting
was one of the most artistic ever given
a San Francisco banquet table.
Prominent members Of the depart
ment of California and Nevada were
guests of Thomas post, and the spirit
of the veterans was manifest in
speeches. conversation and song. The
addresses following the elaborate menu
were unusually vigorous and witty.
The speakers were:
General c. A. Woodruff. who spoke on
THE United States Army"
Comrade W. H. Penfield had for his
subject THE United States Navy!
Comrade c. II. Blinn spoke ON 'Srhe
Post. Past and Present"
COmrade A. ID. Cutler chose for his
topic, ''The Post, Future"
Comrade J. B. Lauck spoke of Lat
ter Day Veterans and the National
Guard"
The toast to the ladies was proposed
by Comrade John H. Roberts.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
S SM0KER WILL BE HELD
s.: S. BY: PATRIOTIC SOCIETY
Sons s:of- American Revolution
! Plan Social Affair

"A Smoker @will be given by the Cali
fofnta. society OF the Sons of the Amer
ieazf. Rexolution Saturday, August Z.
at .eeofclonl1 at the southeast corner
81 Polk street and Golden Gate avenue.
A. paper Will be read by George W.
Merrill .ion the subject of Alexander
Hapliltohs 10 be followed by a dis
eussielfz0f the subject by the members.
.TsIe IS TO be vocal and instrumental
music and "a general good time is ex-
;5eectea 2~as: :risis is the first smoker
since the FIRE
Amy. one eligible to join the society
81 t|0 -aesires- TO attend is requested to
ci9llrillS al cate with any of the members
- the :cQpapittee: A. j. Nining, sta
Z. ton. 3, B,s-pQstoffice. Jackson street; Ed
= lisard Mills Adams. 40 Montgomery
StFeet1: on. -Johu MeHenry, Berkeley.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
ST0CK. MARKET STANDS
FIRM THROUGHOUT WEEK
Price Level Is the Highest
Touched Since 1900

SEW. YORK, Aug. I'm the face of
slane pisgivings in the professional
speculative element based on fear Of
tlietechnioar position, the stock market
Isst..y;eelz stood firm and then forged
Fhes fact that the price level thus at
.tsfnTe represents the highest touched
since i sos s-ith rapid approach I'm av-
eEaEes TO the highest in the New York
sSOck. .exclraifge records constitutes the
sr0Hrd.s FOR the misgivings over the
ssa6int5* of prices at the present alti-
.g-re backbone Of the market might be
said: to. he United States steel, which
focGsed attention by reason Of the divi-
-eie5l6 IN akin g-on Tuesday and the pub
licasi on. -flen OF earnings for the June
3osiuaister
sComI4erclai. financial. Industrial and
agrlcdatural conditions and prospects
contin7lei such as TO afford a buttress
TO stock. market values. To the copper
trade-iS- found rather marked diverg-
ence frem..the general improving tend
encp FOR prices of the metal have de-
clined. and the high rate OF production
forces offerings on the market at con-
cessi0ns without bringing out demand
safTcient to. take UP supplies.
'-:-CsEep adyfces have been highly favor
able. froIfl- the grain fields. but the re-
anor8ed. deterioration OF cotton was the
cause of anxiety.
.&he premonitOry symptoms or the
fls-teri or. demand for currency for crop
moving: Purposes and the increase OF
moneyr: requirements in mercantile
branches have stiffened the rates, but
- ave not impaired confidence in the Sc
ctritss-of the money Inarket--
:eEqnd.s: are 'prOcurable with facility
abroa dir snticipa ton OF the later
.os1gos or MERCHANDISE exports and the
.i1fsGi rlss.. Of some, new American securf-
tres" with foreigners makes an addi-
ff6nal supply of exchange
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
OFFICERS or. AMITY LODGE
OF. REREKAHS INSTALLED
Banquet Follows at Which
Many Members Speak

N5ficers of .Amity lodge Of Rebekahs
were installed IN .Noonan han recently
officers are.
Maude Pratt. past grand: Della Basnev. noble
grand. Kate johnson. vice grand Agnes Nc
I.cod recording secretary. Lizzie Cummings,
financial secretary; Emily knOrp warden; Leila
Zcigler and Sarah Thompson supporters 10 the
noble grand. Pauline DowneF and Bessie Nelson.
supporters 70 tne vice Grsnds Dee Wortnfngton-
chaplain; Edith Phaips. conductor; Kate
Howard anda Ruby Miller. guardians.
At the close Of the ceremony hand
some embroidered collar was presented
10 the retiring noble grand and dia-
mond set jewel TO the retiring past
grand. A banquet followed.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED

Sunday August l.
stmr ]. j. Loggie, Hansen, &c hours from
Eureka.
Stmr Acme. Olsen, rs hours from Eureka.
stmr Aurelia, Weber, - hours from Eu-
reka
Stmr Aleatraz, EHesen, 4s hours from San
stmr Redondo. Bendegard, A. hours from Coos
bay, with barge in tow.
Stmr Stanley Dollar, Thwing, Go hours from
Simr Westerner. Kelly, 20 hours from Grsys
Stmr Samoa, Madsen, - hours from Cas-
stmr Governor, Jepsen. So hours from Seattle.
stmr Colonel E. L. Drake, Bunting, days
stmr Coronado, stangeland, 50 hours from San
JstD stmr Melville Dollar. Fosen, IA days from
stmr mr. Cascade, Ludlow, 40 hours from San
Stmr Raymond, Knudsen, 43 hours from San
st sfmr mi Tallac, Hansen, 50 hours from Tacoma.
Stmr Sea Foam, Lee, IA hours from Mendo-
cino, via Point Arena 10 hours.
Stmr Brunswick, Hammar, 10 hours from Fort
Bkfn Archer. Parker. days from Roche
SAILED
Saturday. July 81.
Stmr Rosecrsns, Holmes, Douglas island.
Sunday, August 1.
stmr Bowdon johnson, Seattle.
Stmr Raymond, knudsen, Grays Harbor.
Stmr Nevadan Adams. Salna Cruz
Stmr Despatch, Kokeritz. Eureka.
Stmr whitesboro. Frederickson, Greenwood.
Stmr Phoenix. Hansen, Shelter cove.
Bark Annie Johnson, Nelson. Hilo.
Pow schr Ida A. Campbell Point Reyes.
TELEGRAPHIC
POINT LOBOS. August !. 10 p. m.-Weather.
foggy; wind, southwest; velocity, 10 miles per
BY UNITED WIRELESS COMPANY
Stmr Governor. from Seattle for San Francisco
August /, 4:40 a. M. 46 miles south Of Cape
Mendocino; clear: strong northwest wind: choppy
sea: barometer. 29.eS: temperature, 81.
DOMESTIC PORTS
ETREK KA-Arrfved August 1-Stmr Prentiss,
hence July so: stmr North Fork, hence July so;
stmr Francis II. Leggett. hence July 81
Roma with bktn Fullerton in tow, from Homo
lulu.
TATOOSH-Passed in August 1-schr Lyman
ID. Foster from africa, for Port Townsend two
masted steamer: stmr Argyll hence July %. for
Seattle: schr Defiance. fronl-Suva. for Port
Townsend; stmr Edith, from Cordova, for Seat
tie.
Passed out August Ger ship Eliza Iihn.
from Victoria r. c.. for Chile: stmr Iakme
from Everett. for San Francisco. barge st.
James from Waldron island. for Gravs Harbor.
WESTPORT fWash.)-Passed in August l.
Stmr Fair Oaks. hence July rs.
Passed out August 1-Strnr Claremont for
San Pedro: stmr Hornet for San Francisco
ASTORIA--Arrived July 31--Stmr George W.
Elder hence July 20. via Eureka. August l.
Sfmr Rreakwafcr. from Coos bay: stmr Tahoe
hence July 27s stmr Olympic, hence July %:
stmr Falcon. hence july 20.
Sailed August l--Schr lottle Bennett for
Kaulni: sfmr Asnncion. for San Francisco:
sfmr Eureka for Eureka. via Coos bay sfmr
Alliance. for Coos bay: estmr J. Nfarhoner. for
San Francisco
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
CLUTCH ON SKIRT SAVES
WOMAN FROM WILD LEAP
Emily Clarbour Caught on Edge
of Window Sill

Miss Emily Clarbour. a Iodger at
1177 Ellis street. made desperate at
tempt to leap from an upper window
yesterday and was caught by Mrs.
Fitzgerald, her landlady on the edge
of the window sill.
Mrs. Fitzgerald secured a tight hold
on Miss C1arbours skirt and dragged
her away from The window. Holding
her captive with one hand, the landlady
telephoned the police department of her
dodgers rash Intentions.
A policeman was sent to the house
and Miss Clarbour was removed to the
detention hospital. where she will be
examined by the lunacy commission.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

The Woman's medical school at
Shanghai recently awarded diplomas
to six graduates. This school was
founded three years ago.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
SYNOPSIS


The depression the valleys Of the Colo
RADIO is always moving eastward and now over
lies the Rocky mountain region. 1t has caused
storms Utah. Idaho and western Mon
tana, and fair weather over the remainder of
the Pacific slope. The pressure has risen rap
idly over the northwestern portion of the coun-
try. The temperature has fallen over the
Rocky mountain region. Oregon and Washington.
The humidity at Red Bluff is 40 per cent and at
Fresno 81 per cent. Conditions are favorable
for fair weather in California Monday, with
fog along the central coast in the morning
FORECAST
Forecast for the 80 hours ending at midnight,
August =:
For San Francisco and vicinity-Fair Monday,
with fog in the morning: moderate west wind.
For Santa Clara valey-Fair Monday; light
northwest wind.
For Sacramento valley-Fair Monday; light
north wind.
For San Joaquin valley-Fair Monday; light
north wind.
For Los Angeles and yicinity-Fair Monday !;
light west wind.
G. II. WILSON. Local Forecaster.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

Angleworms may live fully 10 years,
as has been shown by experiments
made in Marburg, Germany.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

The recently discovered eighth satel-
lite of Jupiter has been successfully
Photographed at Greenwich observa-
tory.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

tons Of oriental freight. The voyage was un-
eNentful, with pleasant weather, and was ae-
complished "a hours under schedule.
The service will he monthly, the second sail
Ing from HoDgkong being the Seattle Maru.
which will make Seattle its American port of
call. The cargo of the Tacoma Maru includes
heavy shipments of raw silk aud tea.
E. Nakamura, who Will manage the COM
panys American business. with headquarters
in New York arrived today.
TACOMA, Wash, Aug. IA day in advance
OF her schedule the japanese steamer Tacoma
Maru arrived in port this afternoon from Yo-
kohama on its maiden voyage. inaugura ting
the new Tacoma oriental service of the Osaka
Shosen Kaisha, which. connects at this port with
the Chicago Milwaukee and Puget Sound rail.
way The steamer brought about 1000 tons OF
general cargo. including shipment OF silk
valued at 1926. 600. The steamer made surpris-
ingly smart time on her maiden voyage across
the Pacific, steaming from Yokohama to Cape
flattery in Is days % hours and IS minutes,
actual stesming time. upsetting elaborate plans
for her reception at this port by her early ar
rival
The ship Henry Failing. in tow of the tug
Hercules. arrived today from San Francisco to
Norwegian steamer Fir shifted to Quarter
master harbor today for repairs.
Steamer Admiral Sampson left port today for
Seattle TO complete loading for San Francisco.
Steamer Hyades is in port loading for Homo
lulu. and the steamer Bertha is loading for
Alaska.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
L-EcTRIC SUBURBAN VIA sAUsALITc

sausaIito, Mill Valley, San Rafael-DaiIy
every 80 minutes from 6:45 a.. m. until 9:45
a. M: hourly until 2:45 p M, then 3:15 p. m.
$500 1926 D. m. and 1901 a. m. ton Sundays
in addition-every 80 minutes from 9:45 {. m.
FART fax-Leaves f6:45. f7:15, 7:45, Sis. s:15,
Ie:45 l0.45, AS a. M; 12:45, las. f2:45.
3:i5 s,45. f4:15, 445, t5:15. GAS. f6:l5, f6:45.
San Quentin via San Rafssl-Leave s:15 a. M.
Tiburon and Belveders-week days: 7:S0, 900.
SI1 As a. m. (s12:45 p. m. Saturdays only),
$3.50 $50 p. M; Sundays 80. $4,000, IS II 100
a. M. ssf2:30, $3.50, $50 D. and s12:01 a.. m.
tArrive F405 p. from Sebastopol- ssSunday
arrive sos p. N. Except sunday 3Sunday
only {Via Sausalito. ssRuns to Schuetzen PARK.
Pacific Transfer Company's agents author-
lied to check baggage direct from residences.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
!. branch Hydrographic Onice

A branch of the United States photographic
office. located in the Merchants Exchange, is
maintained in San Francisco. for the benefit of
mariners. without regard to nationality and free
Of expense. Navigators are cordially invited TO
visit the office. where complete sets of charts
and sailing directions Of the world kept at
hand for comparison and reference and the
latest information always be obtained re-
garding lights. dangers to navigation and mat
ters Of interest to ocean commerce.
J. c. BURNETT.
Lieutenant T. s. N in charge
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
Anchors Save Big Steam Schooner From Wreck

Failing hence July %. in tow lug Hercules.
Sailed August III stnlr Buford, for Seat
tie; stmr Admiral Sampson, for Seattle; stmr
UmatiIla for Seattle.
SAN DIEGO-Arriyed August 1--Stmr Whit
tier, from San Pedro
EATTLE-Arriyed August, 1--Stmr Mackinaw,
from Nome; stmr Fairhaven, .I, =, hence {nly a.
PORT TOWNSEND-Arrived August 1--Bktn
J. N; Griffith, from Carmen island;
boldt, from Seattle. August 1-Stmr City of
Seattle from Seattle.
ISLAND PORT
HONOLULU--Arriyed August Jap stmr
Manchu Maru from Hongkong.
FOREIGN PORT
MAZATLAN--Arrived July 3i--Nor stmr Tor
denskjold, from Grays Harbor, via Victoria.
OCEAN STEAMERS
QUEENSTOWN--Sailed August 1-Stmr Cam
pania, for New York; stmr Baltic, for New
York.
Memoranda
Stmr Sea Foam at San Francisco August /
from Point Arena. brought the following passen-
gers from wrecked stmr Winnebago, previously
reported ashore at Point Arena: Mrs. CAPITA In
Treanor and four children; w. j. Mcleod, first
officer; T. Macintosh, second officer; John Swan
son, NJ. Chiosodia Anderson, A. o. Peter
sen. c. A. Petersen, Fl. Petersen, Ben Swanson,
Carl Foyip. Adam Richardson Gus Jacobsen
seamen: James Howell, chief engineer; A. l..
Goodrich first assistant engineer: H. Tucker
second assistant engineer R. Shade. Henry
Weber oilers; J. Isaacsen. Max French Peter
Anderson, fremen: Mr.. Harrison, cook; Willie
Whitney. cabin boy.
Per stmr Redondo at San Francisco August
from Coos bay-Towed barge TO San Fran.
cisco: built at Coos bay to be used as q car
float (No. p by Western Pacific railroad com
pany.
Per stmr Coronado. at San Francisco August
1 from San Pedro-Blew out a boiler tube and
~nchored on Pigeon point for two hours for re-
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
Weather Report

United States Department of Agriculture
Weather Bureau, San Francisco. August l. 1909.
RAINFALL DATA
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

The Japanese government has placed
an order in England for an entire gun
factory.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
MOVEMENTS OF STEAMERS

TO ARRIVE
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

Army Transports
The Logan sailed July 10 from Manila
The Crook is in port.
The Buford is at Seattle.
Inc Sherman is in port.
The Warren is AT Manila.
dhe sheridan is In port and will sail fol
Manila August 5.
Ihe Thomas, outward bound, sailed July L;
from Honolulu.
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02

HOOP Sacramento River Steamers ...-..... II3oI
The San Francisco call., 1909-08-02
PHOTOGRAPHIC OFFICE

Depth at mean low water. entrance to harbor
PLACE Ft. Date Remarks
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
Only the Truth.

A virtue carried to excess NAV h.
come ridiculous. To such action ono
may well preach, BE temperate in ali
things" even In virtue. Amelia (S,Ie
the English authoress, was not content
with any half measures, as is shown
In a letter from her quoted In "ouakep
Pictures" by Wilfred Written Mrs
Opie's course of conduct Is to be re.
spected as proceeding from her con.
scientious nature, but fiction readers
may congratulate themselves that her
opinions are not universal.
Before she became a Quaker abe
wrote fiction. After her conversion she
was asked to contribute a story to a
magazine. Her answer to the editor
ran as follows:
Thou knowest or ought to know that
since l became a Friend am not free
to what Is called to make story. |
VIII write a fact for thy perusal or any
little matter of history or truth or a
poem If thou wishest, but must moi
lie and say such and such a thing tool
place when 1t did not. Dost thou un.
derstandT'
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
Pacific Market
Death and snuff.

A certain Margaret Wilson Of West
minister, who was an inveterate snuff
taker. enjoined that a quantity of
Scotch snuff should be placed In her
coffin. She also ordered that the ar.
rangements connected with her funer
al should be as follows: six men to
be my bearers who are known to be
The greatest snuff takers in the parish
of st. James. Westminster. Instead OF
mourning, each to wear a snuff colored
beaver hat, which l desire may be
bought for the purpose and given to
them. Six maidens of my old ac-
quaintance TO bear my pail, each to
carry box filed with the best Scotch
snuff, to take for their refreshmens
as they go along" Snunf was also to
be thrown on the threshold Of de-
ceased's dwelling before the cortege
passed out. snuff was to be strewn on
the ground at every twenty yards in
advance Of the coffin, and the oficiat.
ing clergyman's fee was to be proper
tlonate to the quantity of snuf he
consumed during the ceremony.-LoD
don Globe.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
ne cossly O., ~.

Feople don't understand hrt.. -.
making" said a dealer. sIf tbsv ~ NJ
they wouldn't consider a Ave :, s s,-
1oiiar brier extravagant. D,d va1 ~
Know for instance, that br,Sr , ~
aItef Its completion is put awsy 70 -
season Tor nine or ten years? French -
Dtier is the best material for a.
pipes Il isn't, though, brier ana !,
Doesn't come from France. II come
from : etymologically speaking tho
WORD 'bruyere,' which means .gprza
French brier is really Italian surv.
root, growth Of the Tuscan AIns
Ine plant is as carefully cultivated ~
voDacco Itself. All the sprouts ana
leaves are kept well pruned: tins ali
the sap goes to the roots nour,shn,aDt
me root Is cut when fully deyeIonetl
ana boiled and dried before sbInment
Afterward the pipemaker boiIs ana
urles II again. And when the nina /,
nnished be stores 1t away for furthe,
orymg-a matter Of eight years or so
Inc best brief pipe is one cut crosse
wise OF the grain, and the grain shorld
De birdseye. Such a pipe lasts a life
time-can be handed down from fstbe,
10 son. OF course it's dear"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

A unique idea Of the future state
was that Of the ancient Peruvians.
As the disembodied soul winged its
way TO eternity 1t encountered two
rocks. upon one Of which it must
needs rest The choice was deter
mined by the morality Of the life In
the flesh. II 1t rested upon the left
hand rock 1t was instantly translated
to ''PO," or oblivion, a state analogous
to the Nirvana Of the orient. If
through early mlsdeeds, however, the
unhappy spirit was guided to the right
hand rock 1t entered into a purga-
torial hell where fends grated away
the flesh from all the bones in sue
cession. after which the skeleton was
reclothed and sent back to earth for
another try. There was no haste
about this grating process. 1t tool
something over 10000 years.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
A Famous Story.

Every section has It's famous story.
A famous story that is being retold in
Oregon Is about a very rich banker
who got his start by doing work for
the government. His bill was 5000,
and 1t had to be submitted to congress.
Congress has a habit Of cutting its
bills in two. To make allowance for
this he jumped his bill to $4,000. He
sent the bill to the governor for his
approval. The governor, having also
heard that congress generally apprO-
priated only half as much as was ask
ed, jumped 1t to $4,000. The bill was
then sent to one Of the congressman.
Being friendly to the contractor, be
jumped it to $4,000 and sent it to an.
other Oregon congressman for his ap
proval. The second congressman jump
ed 1t to $4,000. Congress allowed the
whole $4,000, although the contractor
was entitled to only $1,000. This Is
told as a fact in Oregon. The mau
who got the $4,000 got his start OH
1t and is now a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Globe.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
nisannaarinn hnma Life.

The fat dweller ought not to keep a
dog, prefers not to keep a cat cannot
have a garden, has no chance Of keep
ing house, has no possible place for
memories and, most emphatic OF all.
has no use or accommodation for
babies. Although 1t may be possible
to make homes without kittens or
babies or flowers or memories Or
cupboards, the spirit Of home Is hard
to woo and win without any Of them
Fortnlghtly Review.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

There were worse terrors than the
matinee hat for the man who sat be-
hind lady in the seventeenth CEN
fury theater, as recalled by the Lon
don Chronicle. At least, we may sup
pose so from Mr.. Pepys' experience on
Jan. %, 1861, when he saw THE
Lost Lady" for the second time. Nine
days earlier that play had not pleased
him much, partly perhaps because he
was troubled to be seen by four Of
our Office clerks, which sat in the half
crown box and in the Is. Cd" But
on the second occasion the play did
please me better than before, and
here, sitting behind in dark place.
a lady spit backward upon me by a
mistake, not seeing me-" However, 1t
was all right. for, latter seeing her to
be a very pretty lady, was not trou-
bled at 1t at all"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
Australia,s First Theatsr.

The first recorded production Of a
play in Australia took place In June
Of the year 1850. 1t was called THE
Recruiting Officer" The proceeds Of
the first pay night (some f20) went to
the family Of a man who had been
drowned. In January, 1895, a rough
and ready playhouse was opened, and
the public had to pay a shilling a
head for admission. The payments
were made in kind, wheat, -four or
rum taking the place Of me usual cur
rency.-London Standard
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20
Go Rioht At II.

.'Of course you know that germs
communicate sicknessr'
yes" answered the man who Is APP
prehensive about his health, "and the
worst Of It is that they get right down
10 business in their communications,
instead Of employing the scientific cir
cumlocution Of the medical profess
sion.S Exchange.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

Managers of Poe centennial eeleora-
lions will do something unique II they
bring out an American man or woman
who enjoyed even a common schooi
education and never reeited ne ma
ven" or THE Bells"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

lam sorry. my dear sir. but neg
Iected to hiring my surgical instru-
ments with me-"
.sThat WIN be all right, doctor. The
plumber who has been working IN the
cellar has LEFT his tools here. "-Ex-
change.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

or course Germany favors our uiu-
matnm that China's door remain open
because therein lies the KAISER oN''
chance now TO get away from nome
occasionally.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

After the kaiser and Tom johnson
have confessed to going broke on the
eve of the holidays the average ulan
will have courage to put up stronger
bIuff than ever.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

1t is easier to find "a needle Id a nA!
STACK than an eligible in Uncle sam
bunch who didn't know that II was
leap year until too late.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-01-20

Judge = Do you acknowledge the
charge brought before the court OF
throwing your wife to the ground and
KNOCKING her head repeatedly against
the door? Prisoner (evasively)-I was
only trying to make q hit with her.
your honOr.-Judge.