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Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

Harrison. July 12.-Miss Sadie
johnson, who has been employed as
chief of the culinary department at
Kullberg's dredge for some time,
resigned her position last Tuesday
and left for her home at Willmar
on the following day.
Harry Martin has been engaged
as confectionery clerk at the Mar
din confectionery at Spicer during
the Chautauqua.
VIM. Lester of Irving was in this
locality last Friday.
Frank Felt of Spokane. Wask.,
arrived here last week for a brief
visit with relatives. It is now thir-
teen years ago since he was in this
vicinity.
MIR. and Mrs. Hugo Meyer drove
out from Atwater last Friday fo1
a short visit with relatives in Har.
rison.
Ernest Baskerville. of Roy alton,
was in this community last week
renewing acquaintances, and also
canvassing and representing the
Parrafin lamp and mantles.
H. M. Walby has been enjoying 8
few days off and attending the
chautauqua at Spicer on Green.
Lake, He departed on Friday for q
brief stay with his parents at Nor.
way Lake.
Mrs. Conrad Feig has been en-.
joying few days. visit with hel
daughter, Mrs. Anton Ziehl of Irv.
ing.
Automobiles are as numerous
throughout this part of the country
as potato bugs, and farmers are as
much worried about one as the
other.
Haying is now the main order o1
the day, as the busy hum of the
mower can be heard all day.
C. A. Kullberg made a business
trip to Atwater Friday.
VIM. Pagel Of Minneapolis en-.
joyed a brief visit at his forme,
home here the previous week.
Hugo Feig of Atwater is enjoy.
ing an outing with friends at Di.
amond Lake.
A social hop was given at the
Maier home last Friday evening
Those present report themselves
we'll satisfied.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Mohr and
family visited with the F. Uphebel
family Saturday evening.
Hugh McRae and crew are busy
reshingling and repairing his barn.
L. P. Larson visited with his un.
Gle Peter Williamson of Irving last
Sunday. -....-.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Dahl enter.
tanned the formers parents at thei,
home Sunday.
Martin Erickson of Home Brook
is expected here this week to work
for Louis Dahl.
Miss Jane McRae of Spicer spent
Sunday with her relatives in Harri
son.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14
WHO CONTRIBUTED TO MAKING
THE HOMEWOOD CELEBRATION?

The success of the Homewood
Park Celebration shows what can be
accomplished in public way with
out a great deal of means when peo.
pie generally take an interest and
are willing to devote little effort
as we'll as cash.
The following is list of the peo-
pie who assisted and donated their
services to make the affair sue
cess: E. c. Wellin, John Lund-
quist and V. E. Lawson of the Com
mercial Club, who had the general
management of the affair; Ludwig
S. Dale, city editor Of the Tribune,
who hustled up the cash contribu-
tions; A. H. Sperry, who assisted
in preparing the grounds; Great
Northern Railway Company, which
contributed timber for the liberty
pole; T. O. Gilbert, C. E. Horn
beck, Elias Rachie and Martin E.
Tew, who made the speeches; Scan.
dia Quartet, composed Of John Otos,
O. A. Jacobson, E. C. Wellin, G.
O. Sand, Oscar Hogberg, Lars Jor-
stad. Nels Swenson, Sigurd Berk.
ness, Elmer Peterson, who sang the
songs; The band, composed of the
following members, who furnished
instrumental music: John Otos,
Olof Thorpe, Edw. Sletten, John H.
Styles, Elmer Telstad, Maurice
Nordstrom, A. J. Appelgren, Ole
johnson, Robt. Rasmussen, Lars
Jorstad, Isaac Jorstad, Elmer Peter
son, Nordahl Thorpe, Herbert Feig
Oscar Hogberg; Andrew Bjorsell,
who built the battleship and Span.
ish fort; Nels P. Nelson, for the
use Of his boats for the sham bat
tie; =. A. johnson. who was cap.
tain of the battleship, and his as.
sistants, Ed Lundquist, Ed John
son, Horton Sperry and Hans John.
son; C. ]. Freeberg, who was COM
mandant Of the fort, and his assist
ants, John Person, Hugh Campbell,
Ed Bjelkengren, Oscar Howell, AL
ton Sperry and Arthur Gunderson;
the city officials, who gave all the
assistance possible in getting the
park grounds cleared and prepared,
and a number Of others who contri-
tuted effort to carry out some o1
the details.
The following is list of the cash
contributors;
$2.O0-Peterson & Wellin.
$1.50-W. DeLaHunt, w. J. Pin
ney.
$1.00-Russell Spicer, Samue
Porter, E. C. Wellin, A. E. Moss
berg, G. Peterson, H. E. Palm
Drs. Peterson & Branton, C. B.
Carlson, Benson Bros. & Jcrris, J
+. Millard, Emil Christensen, Johr
Styles, A. N. Baldwin, Merchant:
Hotel, Berkness, Peterson, & Co..
The Progress, Crosby & Markhus
F. F. Paulson, Geo. w. johnson
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14
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Kandiyohi, July 12.-Mrs. Arthur
Anderson returned to Atwater last
Wednesday, having spent week at
the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. J. A. Peterson.
Mrs. John Dahlin and daughter
Elenor, of st. Paul, have been Wis.,
iting relatives here for a couple of
weeks.
Hiding Lund left last Tuesday
for his home south of litchfeld.
He has been working for his broth
er at the Farmers elevator the past
year.
Miss Annie Carlson of Willmar
was visitor at the Croonquist
home Wednesday.
| Mrs. Otto Benson arrived here
Sunday morning from Tyler, to WIS.,
it with relatives for some time.
Edwin Olson, who is spending
the summer in North Dakota, Wis
tied here last week.
Mrs. Lindquist and daughter Myr-
tie of Minneapolis are guests at the
home of Mr., and Mrs. Swan Ander-
son this week.
Miss Miriam Klint went to
Whitefield Wednesday to do some
dressmaking at the C. Rengtson
home.
Andrew Anderson, wife and
daughter Ruby spent Saturday and
Sunday at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Victor Anderson in Spicer.
Mrs. B. E. Walters left last Wed
nesday for two weeks visit with
relatives and friends in St. Peter.
Mrs. Nelson and daughter Mrs.
Rydeen Of Saltwater have been
guests at the Z. F. Anderson and
F. E. Croonquist homes the last
week.
Misses Minnie and Edna Freeman
returned to Minneapolis Saturday
after a weeks visit at their home
here. .......
Miss Minnie Klint OF Wilma,
spent Sunday at her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lund went tt
Litchfield Saturday to visit will
} relatives over Sunday.
Miss Ida Melander was a visitor
at the Chas. Frans home Saturda,
. and Sunday.
John J. Graft returned to Mime
apolis last Saturday after week.
. visit at his brother-in-law's, Johl
Lundquist, home. He was accom-
panied by Miss Iundquist.
Arthur Klint and wife and Mis-
, Lizzie Klint of Fahlun were enter
tanned at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
Elmer johnson Saturday.
The Spicer ball team came dow
yesterday to play with Kandiyoh
but the game was barely starte,
when the heavy rain shower cam
and put stop to it.
The West District of the Ladie
Society will meet at Mrs. Ludvi,
Johnson's on Thursday afternoon
July Is.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14
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Colfax, July 12.-Mr. and Mrs.
Albert Ahlberg, who have been Wis
iting relatives and friends here for
some time, left for Lake Florida
Saturday for a visit with Mr.. ALL
berg's parents, after which they
will return to their home in Will
mar.
Misses Louise Nordlie and Ida
Fordahl. of New London, visited
with the formers parents from Fri
day till Monday.
Thomas Evans, who has been WIS.,
iting relatives and friends at Elbow
Lake, came home Saturday.
Mrs. Gudroph Hanson and chill
dren visited at the Hans Hanson
home on Friday.
Alick Olson, who has been stay
ing at Minneapolis the last two
months, came home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Olson and chill
dren visited at the P. Anderson
home at Green Lake on Wednesday.
Henry Larson, who has been
working at Willmar the last four
months, came home Monday.
The Aurora Y. P. S. met at the
| Mikel Olson home on Sunday.
COlfaX, July 12.-The United
Sunday school of Colfax held its
yearly picnic July 5 on the picnic
grounds by the M. E. church.
First bounteous picinc dinner as
served, after which the Sunday
school children rendered a good
program. The rest of the after
noon and evening was spent in
races, tug of war, pillow fights,
ball games, other games, and with
fireworks, after which all left for
home feeling we'll pleased with the
days pleasures.
Some Of the young folks around
here attended the Chautauqua Sat-
urday.
| Emil Thimell and family visited
at the C. Hanson home at Lake An
drew Sunday. They also called on
Capt. Kvamso to get ride on his
steamboat. They report a splen-
did voyage.
Mrs. G. Harlander and daughters
returned Tuesday from Little Falls.
Albert and Mabel Norman of
Kerkhoven have been the guests at
E. Thimell's home the past week.
A baby boy arrived at the P. E.
Olson home July Z.
John Hanson has assisted Emil
Thimell with some carpenter work
the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Highstrom
moved into there new house last
week. We wish them success in
their new home.
Lille and Alma Thimell visited
at c. Larson's place yesterday.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14
also with old friends and acquaint.
ances around Svea.

also with old friends and acquaint-
ances around Svea.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mons Anson and
daughter were entertained at the
George Lind home near Tripolis
last Sunday.
AS large crowd attended the ice
cream social at the Swan Nelson
home last Saturday afternoon and
evening. The weather was lovely
and everybody enjoyed themselves to
the utmost.
Paul Swenson and sister Maggie
were Lake Lillian visitors Sunday.
The cooperative creamery and
street companies held a meeting at
Svea last Friday afternoon.
Miss Mabel Ostrm is assisting
Mrs. August johnson with he1
husework.
Rev. j. o. Lundberg left last
Saturday for trip to the Dakotas.
Misses Mabel and Ruth Johnson
of Minneapolis are visiting with
relatives and friends here.
The ladies of this community
have been kept busy the past week
attending their usual summer par.
ties, given at different homes.
This locality was struck by 9
heavy rain and wind storm last Sun.
day afternoon. in which the new
barn on Swan Swenson's place was
badly demolished. Three horses
were in the barn at the time, but
fortunately they escaped without
injury.
Peter Hegstrom and Abel Berg.
were in the twin cities a few days
the past week.
Mrs. Winblad is visiting her bro.
ther John Mattson and family.
Miss Emma johnson of Willmal
visited her sister, Mrs. Oscar Lin.
man the past week.
Charles Lindberg and family
were guests at the John Swensor
home last Sunday.
Miss Marion Klint of Kandiyohj
is dressmaking at the C. A. Bangt.
son home.
Misses Amy and Tina Lindbere
left on Saturday for Hancock
Minn.. where they will spend few
days, after which they will go tt
Sank Center to consult physician
for Tina.
Gilbert johnson of Kandiyohi i:
the new clerk at the Svea store.
There will be services in Sves
church next Sunday afternoon al
three o'clock. Mr.. Olson, the stu.
dent at Christine, will deliver the
sermon.
Creole Belle.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

Alderman & Co. And. Bjorsell., G.
P. karwand, Gilbert O. Sand Co.
cash.
$.75- Cash.
$.5O-V. E. Lawson, L. S. Dale,
H. G. Meyer, A. F. Nordin, A. O.
Forsberg, S. E. Magnuson, Olof
Brogren. C. H. Lunsteadt, Swan
Larson, Thos. Scotton, Chas. WAL
lin, John Nygaard, S. R. Carlson,
J. M. Rains, w. Tew, F. w. Pow
|ell, Ole Olson, S. B. Qvale, Geo.
Hanscom, w. c. Hoglund, C. J.
Jorgenson, F. G. Handy. J. T.
Otos, B. I. Otos, J. Kelly, S. S.
Glarum, Ed Johnson. Geo. H. Ot-
terness, Skoog & Anderson, Ander-
son Bros. Co., C. E. Gerretson,
Sam Nelson. John Feig. H. J. RAM
sett, W. D. Fredrickson, Peter
Bonde, Hans Peterson, C. A. Mel
son, M. V. Jenness. J. C. Dale, l..
0. Thorpe, VIM. Chase, T. Chris
tianson, Person & Johnson, O. J.
Nicholson, J. S. Robbins, Erick
Holt, E. w. Sanderson, Carl Rus
tad, J. J. Ekander, H. B. Lidstone,
J. B. Boyd, C. w. Odell, A. N.
Lewis, N. A. Knudson, N. O. Nell
son, Hans johnson, Ole Barnstad,
Geo. Stewart. P. c.. Tonning, Peter
Berg, Cash a..
$.25-A. C. Carlson, Hans Gun
derson, M. Peterson, H. C. Feig.
Aug. Schollin, F. A. Erickson, C.
A. Birch, Lille Noren, o. A. Sand
ven, c. S. Olson, E. M. Stanford, T.
0. Gilbert, N. S. Swenson, Edwin
Selvig, Christ Berg, C. E. Lien, A.
E. Rice, Selmer Berg, A. Erickson,
G. A. Erickson, A. O. Borgan, C.
E. Miller, Willie Lundberg, Erik
Elkjer Emil Nicholson J. H. Taylor,
Elias Rachie, R. w. Stanford, H.
w. Odell, Theo. Rosby, Palace Gro
Gerry. Enoch Lindquist. A. Jacob
son, Lewis johnson, A. H. Soder-
ling, r. y. Graves. A. +. Adams,
S. L. Benton, 0. 7. Melbostad, O.
Goldie, VIM. johnson, H. j Slet-
ten, 7. A. Dodds, C. N. Frye, F.
[ C. Beese, X. G. McClintock, O. K.
Severinson, John Dale, John Will
Jams, F. A. Rogers, Geo. Wagner,
J. E. Maloney, j. F. Nyquist,
James Poferl, A. L. Nelson, Harry
Madison, VIM. Hackett, Charley
Couling, H. C. Hanson, John Hill
dahl, A. G. Larson, Algot Peterson,
Pete Rasmussen, Mrs. Dickey, D.
Elmquist, A. A. Anderson, Lewis
Fridlund, Ben Benson, Victor
Knutson, Cash (8).
Receipts.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

dent" Granted. Is that any rea-
son why socialism should be con-
demned? In the same breath Stel-
zle says: "our ideals are only tenn
porary, for they are constantly
changing Does Stelzle condemn
ideals? No. Why Socialism? We
agree with Stelzle that Socialism is
only a temporary expedient. It is
to the Socialist a means to an end.
The end being 1.-THE Kingdom of
Heaven.
He said: ''Many men in the
Church who are at the opposite ex-
treme of the socialist theory live
out the teachings of Jesus more
truly than most of those who have
a ccepted socialism. All who
stand "at the opposite extreme of
Socialism, selfshness cannot
Give out the teachings of Jesus"
as truly as they who labor for So
cialism-love. No one can be a
Christian and stand for the horrors
of Capitalism.
We recognize Rev. Stelzle and
his Church need financial support,
therefore we understand this min
isterial diplomacy.
9
If the pulpit is not the right
place to denounce all that which
tends to deform, cripple and arrest
human progress, all which robs any
section of humanity of it's optim-
ism, dignity and godliness,
should like to know what place is
left.
So long as the Church refuses to
advocate a fair economic system.
it will be no friend to the wage
Garner nor to Jesus Christ.
You cannot have truly moral peo-
pie, truly religious people, whilst
the capitalistic system denies the
great masses of people the means of
living.
We may say on Sunday that we
will do unto others as we would
have them do unto US, but we know
if we are honest with ourselves that
there is no such thing as the golden
rule in business today, except the
golden rule of 'doing" mar
whenever you can, and taking care
never to get '|done" yourself
This barbarous system sets US al
each others throats daily.
Socialism calls for MEN who
dare to be unpopular, who dare tt
be misunderstood and misrepresent
ed, men who dare to be ridiculec
and lied about and abused; mer
who dare to suffer in their business
and if need be, in their bodies; me1
who can wait for vindication be
cause they are working not for ap
plause but for heavenly principle
Will you answer the call and joi,
us?
He who serves his brother best
Gets nearer God than all tn,
rest.'
The writer will be glad to civ
attention to comments or enquire
respecting these notes or the sub
ject of Socialism. Address you
t envelope, Socialist" care of Tri
bune office, Willmar, MINI.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

Captain (spinning yarn)-1 was for
eight whole days prisoner among the
cannibals.
Lady-And how was it they didn't
eat you?
Captain (calmly)-Well, the truth
was the chiefs wife had mislaid her
cookbook.-Fliegende Batter.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

THIS is THE SEASON FOR
STORMS. DON'T DELAY, but get
a HAIL and CYCLONE Insurance
policy to protect your crops and
buildings.
DO 1T TODAY. Rates reason
able. l represent the leading
American companies.
HANS GUNDERSON, Agent,
Opera House Building, Willmar.
2Of
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

There Is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed to
be incurable. For great many years doc.
tors pronounced it a local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by constantly fail
ing to cure with local treatment, pronounced
1t inc urable. Science has proven catarrh to
be constitutional disease and therefore re-
quires constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutions a
cure on the market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from o drops to ateaspoonful. 1t acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces o.
the system. They offer one hundred dollars
for any case 1t fails to cure. Send for circu
lars and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

lDlc lux Lllc VIEWS cApIeSSeu III IucSo
notes--Ed.)
Recently, an International Chris
tian Endeavor Convention was held
at St. Paul. Amongst the many
so-called Christian purposes for this
great gathering there was one to
condemn Socialism. Evidence of
this was brought before the notice
of the Socialists in and around St.
Paul some time before the conven-
tion.
The arrangement for the Rev.
Charles Stelzle of the Department
of Church and Labor of the Presby-
terian Church to speak, was one
proof of the above contention, for
in certain gatherings it is a ques-
tion if anyone can misrepresent So
cialism like this said Stelzle.
The writer, along with others, sub
scribed to fund to secure the SER
vices of minister to refute the
statements made by Stelzle and
others against Socialism. We hope
sufficient money was raised to get
our representative before the mis-
led crowd and that we may profit by
the injustice done to Socialism.
Let us note some of the Rev.
Stelzle's catchy sentences to turn the
thoughts of Christians-especially
the young people-against Social.
ism.
He said: "Ihe average work.
ing man doesn't care very much
about the discussion of socia
theories.' This is an insult tc
workingmen. Over and over agair
they have given proof of their in.
terest in social problems. The
Presbyterian leading officials re.
cognize the workingman's keenness
about social questions and as re-
suit have organized Church anc
Labor Department and put Stelzlt
at the head, with the view to kee1
and get working men in theil
Church. Why such a department
Mr.. Stelzle, if the workingnlan i
not interested about his economi,
condition?
He said: ministers who hav,
preached Socialism have never file,
their churches.' Ministers VIII,
preach Socialism from mere parti
san purpose deserve to fail. Bu
this quotation of Stelzle's is an at
tempt to stab in the back the So
cialist minister, not the Socialis
preacher. He would try and wrec]
the career of young minister VIII
believes in Socialism by getting hi
people prejudiced towards him.
minister like socialist can have n
greater enemy than prejudice.
He said: "We are told that Je
sus Himself was a socialist. H
never introduced a particular socis
system. Without any question
Jesus gospel was the introductio
Of particular social system. H
labored and preached for bette
conditions for the people. Socia
lists say Jesus was a Socialist in tn
same sense as they say, "if Lincol
lived today he would be a Socialist.
He said: 'Socialism at be-
would be merely temporary exp
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

Mamma lin pantry)-Who has been
drinking the milk, Johnny? Tell me
the truth now!
Johnny-1t was me, mamma. want
ed to see If it was sour.
Mamma-Well, suppose it had been?
Johnny-Why, wouldn't have drunk
ft-Chicago News.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

NOTICE-We are now in posi-
tion, to care for cattle in our l6O
acre timothy and clover pasture
south of Big Kandiyohi Lake. For
further particulars see O. K. Sever
inson, at N. w. Elevator. 16f
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14
Birth Of Music.


There are many legends concerning
the origin of music, but it is impossi-
BILE to say which is the Oldest By the
old Romans the god Mercury was cred
tied with the invention of music. Ac-
cording to Apallodorus, the belief was
as follows: The Nile after an overflow
left on the shore dead tortoise. Its
flesh was finally dried up by the hot
sun, so that nothing remained in the
shell but the cartilages, which, being
braced and contracted by the heat, be-
came sonorous. Mercury, happening
to be walking that way and striking
his foot against the shell, was so pleas
ed with the sound produced that the
idea of Tyre presented itself to his
imagination. He Immediately con.
structed the instrument in the form OF
tortoise and strung it with the sinews
Of dead animals. And so music began
New York American.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14
WEDDING BELLS
RING MERRILY
An Account Of the Hauqe- Nelson
Nuptials, and Other News
Items From Arctander.

Arctander, July PA quiet home
wedding, impressive in its solem-
nifty and artistic beauty of its sur
roundings, was that which united
Mary Hauge to Hakon Nelson in
the holy bonds of matrimony last
Wednesday afternoon, at the home
Of the BRIDES parents, MIR. and
Mrs. E. H. Hauge. The par
lor had been attractively decorated
for the occasion with a profusion of
flowers and leaves, forming an arch
under which the impressive cere-
mony took place, in the presence of
about 250 guests, Rev. Sotendahl
officiating. The bride was attended
by her sister. Clara Hauge. lady of
honor, and Julia Jelle, a cousin Of
the bride. Both were prettily
gowned in white organdie. The
bride was handsomely attired in
white cashmere and carried bou-
quet of carnations and pink roses.
The groom was attended by Elmer
Hauge. brother of the bride, as
best man, and John l.. Henjum.
After the ceremony the bridal cou-
pie received the warmest copgratu-
lations of their numerous friends,
after which bounteous dinner was
served. The bridal pair were the
recipients of many useful and valu-
able presents as we'll as a handsome
purse of money. In the evening a
few very appropriate remarks were
delivered by P. J. Ytterboe. H. T.
Olson and others. Various amuse-
ments were enjoyed until the soli-
tude of the night was gradually en-
shrouding the windy atmosphere
and the wee small hours of the
morning began to assume a magni-
tude which indicated that rosy fin
gered dawn would soon make her
appearance in the east, when the
guests departed for their homes, all
sincerely entertaining the best of
wishes for the couples future pros
perity and happiness.
Some of our pedagogs are attend
ing the summer school in Willmar.
Elliot Georgeson left for Willmar
last Thursday. where he has accept
ed a position as night clerk at the
Hub hotel.
The East Norway Lake Y. P. S.
meets at H. Handy's place next
Sunday afternoon. Those who were
on the program committee at our
last meeting but failed to appear
will please bear in mind the provi-
sion that was made last fall for any
such cases of negligence.
There will be services at the East
Norway Lake church next Sunday
at the usual time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Olson and
family, of Driscoll, N. D., visited
with relatives and friends here last
week.
Quite few Arctander ians took
in the Gollmar Bros. show in Will
mar last Tuesday.
John Roisum has hired out to
Norval Lesteberg for period of
two months and entered upon his
duties last week.
Ida Roisum is the lady of the
house at A. o. Henjum's place at
present.
To satisfy the curiosity as to the
cause of the peculiar expression
which shines out conspicuously on
the countenances of the West Lake
ball players, indicating an inward
feeling of pride and superiority,
suffice it to say that at the last
game played with Hayes on July 4
the West Lake won out by a score
of IL to 5.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

At the battle of Hastings CA. D.
1OG6), the weapons being swords and
battleaxes, 500 fell fatally wounded
out Of every 1000 soldiers.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

Bass-Styles' wife is terribly plain,
and she does not appear to possess any
compensating attractions, and yet
Styles evidently thinks the world of
her. Fogg-'Styles is an odd stick.
When he was a schoolboy he was ac-
tually fond of mental arithmetic.-Bos-
ton Transcript
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

To youth of twenty middle age is
from forty to forty-five. To- young
man of forty middle age is from fifty
five to sixty.-Somerville Journal.
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

You will feel better when you
make your shoes look better by
treating them to a shine at the Pan
torium. Five cents. 14f
Willmar tribune., 1909-07-14

The Metropolitan barber shop,
Bank Of Willmar building, B. T.
Otos, proprietor, is the shop to get
a shave, hair cut or bath. f