The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01

adays is but despised worker by the
side of the auto burglar.
American suffragists in England dc
not approve entirely of the strenu
GUS British female methods. American
women are unaccustomed to march
for their rights via the Jail route.
The professor who asserts that all
children under IL are liars evidently
has been investigating children gov
erned by fear. The fearless child is
no more a liar than is the fearless
man or woman.
According to the acting Turkish
consul general in New York that coun-
try within five years will be among
the first of the cotton producers. That
means pretty radical change in Sc
lection of seeds.
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AS we read from this time forth the
frequent announcements of aeroplanes
much better than the Wright brothers
machine, let us remember that Column
bus caravels, which showed the way,
were but clumsy vessels.
The Illinois man who says the Gre
ator never intended that woman
should supplant man probably meant
nowhere except when the baby gets
the collie at a. m. Man is helpless
piece of humanity at that time.
AS tha earth Ira in TichOO'o Dfin.
cipal damage was to upset some mem.
bers of the house Of lords and their
dignity, it would not be a bad thing
If similar upheaving of the earth
could occur in London occasionally.
France will hold for tax all Ger
man ball airships crossing the from
tier. The enforcement of this meas.
ure will necessitate the addition to
the French police force of that pecu-
liarly American institution-the "fy
cop"
A company has been formed to es
tablish aerial travel from Europe to
America over the ocean. A project like
this may advance its travel progress,
crab fashion, by coming on swimming
ly for goodly percentage of passen-
gers.
The Canadian parliament has been
asked to pass bill to set the clock
back an hour for six months in the
year, after that plan which has been
adopted in England. But why ask the
people to fool themselves after such q
silly fashion?
Five magnificent Alpine chamois
from the Bernese oberland, a present
from the Swiss government to the gov.
ernment of the United States, are on
their way across the Atlantic. These
will be the first chamois skins ever
received in this country with chamois
in them.
It would be a rude jolt to Prof
Pickering and Flammarion to learn,
on opening up communication with
Mars, that the inhabitants of that
chesty and exclusive planet had long
been picking our secret thoughts of
the interplanetary wireless at every
vernal and autumnal equinox,
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Let the Young Turks begin to show
their capacity for enlightened rule In
Turkey by ending at once and for
ever the horrible atrocities in Asia
Minor. An example of activity In that
direction will raise them higher in the
estimation of the world than all the
promises they can make in a year.
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AS joke on hfs mother, an Oklaho
ma kid advertised in the name of said
mother for husband. He stung him
self. Now he has a husky" step
father who is equally expert with his
hand, his foot, a hoop pole or a green
sprout of any tough variety. Practical
jokers are likely to get what is coming
to them.
The gooa housekeeper would moi
think of sweeping her dust, dirt and
rubbish into corner, of her front hal
and leaving 1t for some kind neighbol
to gather up and, cart away. There
is no more reason why the rubbish Of
house-cleaning time should be dumped
in the public streets until the public
teams come around to remove. It. Lei
the spirit OF house-eieaniug time ex
tend to public as well as private
places. y1+4
Many farmers in Michigan, have II
recent years thought little of raising
wheat in competition with the -..bit
q farms of the west. but with the grair
soaring to $13S a bushel--a price ac