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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04
n You are Worth $4,000 Don't Read
This

This will not interest you II you
are worth fifty thousand dollars,
but IL you are man OF moderate
means and cannot afford to employ
physician when you have an attack
OF diarrhoea. you viii be pleased TO
know that one or two doses OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy will cure IL. This
remedy has been In use for many
years and is thoroughly reliable. Price
25 cents. For sale by all good drug
gists.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04
EAGLES TAKE NOTICE.

The officers and members OF
Willamette Aerie 1868. +, o. E.. are
requested 10 meet with Portland
Aerie No. 4 at their hall Monday
evening. June 7th. at D. m. Ban
quet at hail after parade. Joseph
Crouch, Sec. SOC
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

One fact very patent to all Is that
ST. Johns should have a burying
ground. From a financial standpoint
1t would undoubtedly prove a pay
ing proposition for company to or
ganize and secure the necessary
ground for such project. Lots
could be sold to private individuals
in paying numbers. and as con-
venience to our citizens its worth
would be hard to estimate. Let US
have a cemetery.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Have your abstracts made. con-
tinued or examined by Peninsula
Title, Abstract and Realty Co.. IL,
Henderson, manager. Accurate work
Reasonable fees. Cement Block
building. Jersey street.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

This is to notify those parties walt
ing for Peroxide Cream to arrive.
that we have received large ship
ment of this article along with other
A. d. s. goods, Our A. ID. S. line is
now complete in every detail, Ask
for A. ID. S. preparations. st. Johns
Pharmacy.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

william Ganger OF Hood River
was u visitor In 81. Johns on Decor
alton day. He was here In the In
terest OF patent ball bearing hub
and lock nut invented by ]. j.
Luckey. a prominent Hood River
blacksmith.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Coon. Yates & Co. is new firm
that has entered the field of business
In st. Johns. They are fully pre-
pared to do house moving. excavat-
ing, concrete work. ETC., and any
business thrown their way Will be
taken care Of with promptness and
dispatch.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Don't forget 10 vote for Miss Babe
Cooper for queen TO represent the
Peninsula at the Rose Carnival next
week. Ballot boxes at unger's cigar
store and Hendricks Hardware
store. Votes are only one cent each.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The following members OF General
compson Post. @. A. r.. are In at
tendance at the Encampment at Cor
Wallis this week; h. II. Miller. o. X,
Downs. Horton. Rundail. Hollister.
Barnard and Bemis. also several
members OF the w. II. c.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Mrs. r. Mckinney. Mrs. Geo. j.
Perkins, Mrs. F. w. Valentine. Mrs.
A. w. Vincent and Mrs. c. A. Wood
have been appointed by the eXecu'
tive committe of the Rose Carnival
to look after the details con-
nected with the affair In st. Johns.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Allen Murray. formerly OF this
place. but now located at catlin,
Wash. spent several days In ST.
Johns the past week. renewing old
acquaintanceship and noting the man,
improvements that have taken place
here since he last visited st. Johns.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

DON'T MONKEY with agents;
buy OF the owner lots 10 and IL.
Block ~. 100 feet north OF Fessen'
den on Edison. The best rcsidence
site In ST. Johns. $4,000 down.
balance $4,000. two years at per
cent. Address. u. l.. Davidson. os
wego. Oregon.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

II you have any property that you
desire to dispose OF quickly list II
with the ST Johns Realty Co, Re-
view office.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

w. u. Potter and wife OF Canton.
South Dakota, are In 81. Johns this
week looking up a suitable location
ms a residence. They both like II
here splendidly and expect to stay.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Wanted-Party to make cord
wood. For particulars apply w. f.
Stadelman, III N. Fillmore.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Get your milk from Fair Meadow
Dairy. Quality guaranteed. Mrs. Z
j. Simmons & Son. 30p.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Mrs. Sarah A. Kemp. department,
chaplain OF the w. X. c.. has Just
closed her second year Of work. She
is attending the convention this week
at Corvallis.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Have your property insured In the
st. Paul or Northern fire insurance
companies. They are the best. 8.
l.. Dobic. agent.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Subscribe for the st. Johns Review
and keep posted on the doings OF
the city.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

You get full weight and first
quality at the Central market. Just
try Il awhile.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

All our meats are government In.
spected and the best that money can
buy. They are neatly and careful
ly handled. Come In and leave your
order for free delivery. Wards
Central Market.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

At the home OF MIR. and Mrs. J. r.
Mayes Sunday. May 80. their
daughter. Miss Nettie Mayes. and
Arthur Morgan were united In mar.
riage by Rev. J. Il. Johnson OF tho
Christian church. The house was
beautifully decorated with ferns and
roses. In one corner OF the parlor u
large arch was embellished with
white ribbon. roses and ferns. A
large bell hung from the arch un'
der which the couple were united In
marriage. Little ona Hissle. the
brides neiee. acted as flower girl.
Friends and relatives OF both bride
and groom were present. and Ice
cream and cake was served.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

If you want st. Johns property that
is sure to advance rapidly in value
see p. Hill.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Watch the basket at The North
Bank Pharmacy. There is something
IN II for you.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

All kinds Of laundry work done
promptly. Rough dry washing
cents per pound. Calls made for
laundry at any place. Ring Us up
Phone Jersey 331. st. Johns Laun.
dry. Churchill Bros. ..proprietors.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

II you want something particular.
ly fine In the way OF real estate see
r. Hin about Il.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04
Pay your subscription.

We sell the stuff that makes the
hens lay. Ask what II is. St Johns
Pharmacy.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04
Local News.

1
Another large store building is be.
ing erected In Linnton.
Try a malt milk shake or choco.
late egg at North Bank fountain.
Get out your old straw hat and
clean 1t with our cleaner. st. Johns
Pharmacy.
We carry Stanley's Pure Food can
dies-most fit to eat. st. Johns
Pharmacy.
Cherry orchard and house for rent
or lease Inquire corner Philadelphia
and Crawford streets, st. Johns. 1tp
King & Gilmore, the real estate
men, have dissolved partnership, Mr..
King opening up an office in Port
land.
Elsewhere in this issue will be
found call for bids on the construc.
ton of high school on Philadelphia
street.
II. w. McKeon took In the open
ing of the Seattle exposition and
says the exhibition Is well worth
witnessing.
Our sodas and Ice cream are not
favored with extracts, but with the
purest fruit juices. North Bank
Pharmacy.
Miss Nellie NJ. Kemp. delegate
from II. II. Compson w. II, c.. has
gone to Corvallis to be in atten.
dance at the w. II. c. convention.
Mrs. Alice Learned Ia attending
the w. II. G. convention at Corvallis
this week. She was initiated as n
member Of that order the past week.
Miss Ella Gunnison. who was re.
Gently injured nj the woolen mills. has
returned from the Portland hospital
almost entirely recovered from her
| INJURIES
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The soliciting committee for rails
ing funds for a Fourth OF July cele'
Dration here are getting busy and
hope to make a creditable report In
few days.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Largest assortment of Post Cards
in town at the st. Johns Pharmacy.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Mrs. Nellie May Test. who died
Wednesday. May 20. was born In
Sheridan. Oregon. May 10. 1888 and
was the daughter OF James II. Foster,
She Is survived by her husband.
Frank l.. Test, and two'year.old
daughter. Frances May; her father.
and her sisters. M follows: Mrs. WI.
liam Dickerson Of Los Angeles. Mrs.
Lee Fortner OF ST. Johns. Mrs. Frank
vandcrmont OF Wedding. Oregon. and
Miss Kate Foster OF Portland. Mrs.
res. had resided IN Portland for the
past twelve years and was member
OF the Methodist church OF this city.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The Better than &c Cigar
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The Cigar In the Green Box
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Subscribe for the Telegram-best
evening paper on the coast. See
Ed Stockton.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Preach the gospel OF st. Johns.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The University Park and Ports.
mouth items arrived too late for
publication this week.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Without doubt the very best buy
In st. Johns is a lot 50xl00 on cor
ner OF Chicago and Ivanhoe streets.
p. Hill has the sale of this property
and IL taken quick $500 takes t.
Worth easily from s250o to $4,000.
Lot 3Sxi22h, ID year old fruit
trees; on macadamized street, ce.
ment side walk, close to boulevard,
better than 6OxlOO lot; you have a
longer back yard, s475. See owner.
Fred Johnson. 9S2 Willamette boule-
ward. sop
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

It's Luck to Smoke Puck
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Preach the gospel Of st. Johns.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The Spanton Company Is dlstri.
buting neat folders exploiting East
81. Johns. which they claim is the
nearest business residence to the
Swift plant and the Monarch Lumber
Co.'s immense mill. They also
claim that East 81. Johns property
at It's present values will return more
on the investment than any property
on the Pacific coast.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Miss Ella Gunnlson. who was re.
Gently injured at the woolen mills, has
returned from the Portland hospital
almost entirely recovered from her
injuries.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Mrs. Alice Learned is attending
the w. II. c. convention at Corvallis
this week. She was initiated as n
member Of that order the past week
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

The Forest Grove Colts will make
their initial appearance In st. Johns
next Sunday. when they will cross
bats with the locals. The Colts have
strong aggregation and very in.
teresting contest may be looked for.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

We sell the stuff that makes tn,
hens lay. Ask what II is. St John'
Pharmacy.
Watch the basket at The Nortl
Bank Pharmacy. There is something
IN II for you.
The University Park and Ports
mouth items arrived too late fol
publication this week.
LIMO spells Limo. Remember the
sample box of salve left at your
door? st. Johns Pharmacy.
To get cool and refreshed go to
the North Bank fountain for your
drinks.
New Columbia Records received
each week. They fit any machine
st. Johns Pharmacy.
.
The Epworth League of Albina will
leave the new city dock on moon.
light excursion up the Columbia this
evening.
We invite owners Of Photographs
IN ,opa In and hpar npw rpcnrda
We have or will get you anything
you want. st. Johns Pharmacy.
Rev. C. p. Gates will preach a
woodmen Memorial sermon in the
Evangelical church next Sunday
morning at II o'clock, and all mem.
bers of the NJ. w. A. are requested
to meet at I. o. o. F.hall at 10:3O.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

LIMO spells Limo. Remember the
sample box of salve left at your
door? st. Johns Pharmacy.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Miss Nellie NJ. Kemp. delegate
from II. u. Compson w. II, G, has
gone to Corvallis to be in atten.
dance at the w. II. c. convention.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-06-04

Our sodas and Ice cream are no
favored with extracts, but with thu
purest fruit juices. North Banl
Pharmacy.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Lockwood Burnt" by Swindler

Nearly every body imagines that this
schemes are constantly being evolved to
force payment Of the same. About the
most novel stunt of the kind was I'M
earthed few days ago when one j. d.
Haze made the mistake OF working the
same racket twice in towns that were u
little too close together.
About month ago Haze arrived at
Lock wood and ia walking up the street
fell, at bad place in the sidewalk, in
to depression SO deep that when found
ne was in AN absolutely helpless state.
When he was partly revived be seemed
to be partially paralyzed and was evil
IDENTITY physical wreck for life. He
Immediately announced his intention to
sue the city for $4,000 damages, and
thero was real commotion in the little
town. Finally $3.50 iu cash was raised,
for which Haze agreed to compromise
on condition that his fare be paid to
Kansas City, MISC his expenses in a hos
pital there until we'll. Strange to say
he recovered entirely after only three
days at the hospital, and disappeared.
This queer circumstances aroused the
tirst suspicion of "bunc'' at Lockwood.
So, a couple of weeks later when u
stranger fell into sewer at Liberty,
Mo-, and threatened the city with Il
$40 900 damage suit Lockwood instantly
picked up her ears. More than that,
she sent committee Of city officials TO
Liberty to investigate. They confront
cd the supposedly injured man. whose
paralysis Mt once disappeared. OF
c6urse it was Haze. The supposed par
lytic walked unassisted to the city court
where he was fined 500 ard sentenced 10
thirty days in ial. When he finishes
this sentence he will be taken to Lock
wood for trial.
Haze seems to have been enabled to
carry on his swindle by physical pecu-
liarity. He can stitren himself at will,
and in that condition he stood the
seyerest tests by Lockwood and Liberty
physicians, who ran needles into his
flesh without causing even a tremor Of
the flesh.
Fortunately Liberty escaped paying
tho compromise price. Lockwood vii
do we'll to recover a penny of thai
$105O.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Dark Plot Fooled.

A Lamar man who has a brother down
at Carthage conceived brilliant scheme
Carthage has no water. Her rev water
system is not in, and the old water COM
pany has refused to let the city have
water. The Lamar man phoned DOWN
to his brother, and offered to send him a
jug of hydrant water, express prepaid.
If the latter would send him jug of
whiskey, He went upon the theory
that rs Carthage was without water and
Lamar without whiskey, the exchange
would be no more than square. The
Carthage man sent back word however,
that he still had good cistern. Lamar
Democrat.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
More Big Hogs.

We have been printing stories about
some pretty fair sized hogs that were
raised by Jasper people, but up to Gate
we must slip it to fellow over near
Greenfield, if the following, in last
week s Fedette, is correct:
On Tuesday morning Bill Order
drove a couple of hogs up to the Kimber
scales, across the street from the We
dette Office, weighed them out to Abe
Carr and received check for 5000.
The two animals weighed 8l5 pounds
aud the price was &c pc. pound. While
we were still marveling about this,
Paul McReynolds brought Frank King,
superintendent of the county farm, into
the office. Paul had read in some paper
an account Of the sale of three hogs for
1922, which was considered a remark
able price. 81 just want to show you
that VIC have that record beaten, right
here in Dade county," be said, and
Frank produced check for $50 80, for
two porkers sold from the county farm
to l. G. Hines, Lockwood buyer, on
Monday. At that rate three would
bring $l32.5l, or more than $40 over the
record spoken Of The animals sold by
Mr.. King were the product of the county
farm, and the proceeds go into the
county treasury, making over $1,000 that
has been turned over by Supt. King,
during the present calendar year. ave
butchered ten hogs out at the county
farm the other day." the superintendent
told The Vedette, "the smallest one Of
which was in excess Of 400 pounds il
weight. The two sold to Hines weighed
l140 pounds, and Mr.. Hines said he ex-
pected to top Tuesdays Kansas Cit,
market with them"
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
About Our Neighbors
Something What Going About U.s. Elsewhere

ried to another man. She believed him,
and the honeymoon wound up at the
police station. The two were arrested
at hotel, where they had been register.
ed for some time time as man and wife.
If Miss Miller can be believed she is
moro sipped against than SHINING. says
tho Carthage Democrat. When arrest
ed the girl stated that she supposed
that Nance was her husband until Fri.
day. She and Nance attended the mar
riago of Frank Hays and her sister.
Ola says Nance had some papers and
claimed they had been married at the
same time. She could not read and be-
lieved what Nance told her and they
have been living together. Ola's sister
stated that she could not read and told
the same story about Nance claiming
they were married. Tie two couples
registered from CeDterviilr, Iowa. The
girls were nice appearing but apparent
ly ignorant about the ways OF the world.
They cried bitterly when brought to the
police station. Mrs. Hays was not de-
tnined. Nance attempted talk with
Ola, but she repulsed him and accused
him OF deceiviug. Der and running her
life
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23

For SALE--Buggy, good as new, price
$500. Gan be seen at Irwin Rica's
chop.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Yeggmen Still At 1t.

Burglars made an unsuccessful at
temp. to rob the postoffice at Duenweg
Monday morning, They used too small
charge of dynamite to wreck the safe
and secured only $3.50 in cash. Post
master Sterling has drug and notion
store in the postoffice lobby, but the
stock was not disturbed. 1t is thought
to have been the work OF amateurs.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Jasper County To Make Exhibit.

Capt. Marion Staples OF Joplin, repre-
scouting the Joplin Commercial club, was
in Carthage Saturday evening conferr.
ing with the officials Of the Carthage
Commercial club il regard to making a
county exhibit at the Missouri baud
and Immigration Congress which is to
be held at Springfield for three days,
beginning January 26, says the Press.
The counties in the southwest part of
the states are TO have especially good
exhibits at this congress, and it is de
sired that jasper county make show
ing commensurate with her magnificent
resources.
The proposition made by Captain
Staples IS that tho Joplin club do all it
can in preparing fora mineral axhibit
and that Carthage, being representative
of the agricultural end of the country,
take care to make good agricultural
exhibit.
showing ought to biz MAIDS tirst.el in
every respect, and much enthusiasm is
shown over the prospects for being able
to do so. 1t is felt that the effect will
be- very far-reachiug, both as to time
and distance.
At the conference here it was finally
agreed that the subject be kept in mind
and that as soon as Joplin has the pro-
position well in band, which will be in
few days, u formal statement OF the
matter will be made to the Carthage
Commercial club When this is receiv.
ed the commercial clubs OF Sarcoxie and
Jasper will be invited to meet here with
the Carthage Commercial club for the
purpose uf arranging plans Eat which
meeting Joplin represer tattves will be
present. Both Jasper and Sarcoxie can
do much 10 arranging for an agricultur-
al display, and it is felt that they, in CO.
operation with Garth age. can accom-.
| plish great work at this time.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
chip Phelps Retires.

Col "Bill" Phelps, the well known
Carthage lawyer and politician has re.
signed his positiou as general solicitor
for the Missouri Pacific Railway Co,
which position he held continuously for
90 years. Whether this means the
Colonel's retiremeptfrom politics is not
known. A few years ago Phelps was
practically the Democlatic party in
Missouri, dominating every convention,
naming every candidate aud practically
controlling legislation in the state.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
v. II. Hendricks NJ. D.
JASPER, MO.
Phone Connection.
The Point of View.

Two little girls were quarrelng, ac'
cordiug 10 Humboldt, KS, Herald mar.
rative. "You told me n tib," said enc.
"No didn't; it was ouly story" was
the reply. "There amt airy difference,
fib is story and story is lie," was
the response. "My papa says so and be
is professor" "My papa says there is
a difference and he is a real estate agent
aud knows all about it," was the re.
tort.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Boost or Move Out,

The fellow who lives here and all the
time talks some other country should
be asked to move inside Of thirty days
or suffer the penalty OF boycott and. os-
tracism. No man has the right to an
asylum in Missouri unless he believes
in Missouri and does what he can to
make the state and the community in
which he lives, better Golden City
Register.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23

Cash or trade for produce of all kinds
at j. r. Wheat's, the south side grocer,
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Found Girl in Box Car.

Constable Walter Holmes Saturday
night found a young girl, 10y the name
of Allen of this city, lying On the floor
or box car Oh the Missouri Pacific
tracks, in n slupor. Holmes was attract
ed to the car rs he was passing by hear
ing groans and on investigation found
the girl,
Shc was taken out and taken to a
nearby sto;e and in II few minutes she
became sick and it was discovered that
she was intoxicated. She was taken to
the Salvation Amy hospital and later
when she Was able to talk tod that she
and two youths, also Of this city, had
been drinking and when she became
noisy they put her in a box Car and went
Off and left her. She Immediately fell
into drunken stupor and was found by
Holmes.
Warrants were issued for the arrest of
the boys, whose names are known to the
police and their arrest was expected to
be made to day. Webb City Register.
The girl mentioned in the above arti
Gle turns out to be the twelve year old
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. "Jade" Allen,
who moved to Webb City from Jasper
over year ago.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23
Notice.

All persons knowing themselves to be
indebted to Crandall Bros. and APP
preciate the favor, prove it to us by
coming 10 and squaring up during the
month Of December. We do not like to
carry these accounts over into the year
of 1910. Very Resp,
CRANDALL Bros.
The Jasper news., 1909-12-23

twas q Bogus Honeymoon.
A fellow down at Carthage told an il
liberate girl that she was married to
him the same time her sister was mar