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Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
GOVERNMENT NOTICES

CONSTRUCTING QUARTERMAsTER'S
office, Fort Dcs Moines, Iowa. Novem-
Der 70, 1909. Sealed proposals, in triplicats.
will be received here until 3 o. m. stand
ard time, December 20, 1903, and then
opened for the construction OF a post
chapel, with plumbing, heating. ele trio
wiring and fixtures, at Fort Des Moines.
Iowa. Blank forms, plans, specification s
and fun information obtained at this o.
flee. A deposit OF S required for drawings
and specifications; deposit will b. refunded
on return CT drawings here The United
states reserves the right to reject or ac-
cept all proposals or any part thereof
Envelopes containing proposals should be
Endorsed Proposals for Post Chapel and
addressed Constructing Quartermaster.
Fort Des Moines, Iowa. N24-2l-30 Ds-9-lS.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24

Mrs. Louie Hlte, AS ouuen ST., Danvills
ILL.,, writes, October !: "FoIey's Kidney
Pills started me on the road TO health. l
was treated by four doctors and took other
kidney remedies. but grew worse, and was
unable to do my Homework, and the doctor
told me l only could live from two to SIX
months ! am now SO much better that I
do all Of my own work, and 1 shall be Ven
glad to tell anyone afflicted with kidney or
bladder trouble the good results 1 recsived
from taking Foley's Kidney Pills" Com,
mence today and be well. Do not risk bav.
ing Bright's disease or diabetes. Sold by
all druggists.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Maria Engler to T. J. Hook. part lots
4 and 5. block 1921, Omaha. 1903 30
oit9 witterff and wife 20 p d. o., a,
Hastings & Heyden, lots Z to 70,
e ec " Shaw t an98 u R,Sf To- 4. j. Mai.
hansen. lot 2. block IF" Saunders
H~imebaugh's addition cd. ........ 80
s. A.. butcher and wife to Hastings
& Heyden, lots 1 to 50, Vernon
Caroline Garrison ct al to Maurice
Garrison, lot a block 6. Plainvisw. ZOO
G. w. Garloch and wife to Helga NJ.
p. Sandwall, part lot l, block 8.
loves Second addition: 5,2N
A. II. Rosenbaum and wife to l.. Il.
Scott, part lot a. block 2, smith
The winona savings bank 10 John ''OO
!. block 3. Walnut Hm',......... 2,lO
John A. Creighton Real Estate &
Co, lot s block 2. and iti'T part lot T.,
block 5, ~Creighton's Second addition S4'
D " sh9les, Building Co. to chella
J. p. "FETTeGnGaIelr i and wife Gfe'T to Thomas 5SGrS 'V
Spellman, LOT 9. block "A" Bedford
Mary S. Atkins To- Nathaniel Meister.
lot q block 3. LaVetta place.. lao
Antonio Blaha to Antonio Kratky, lot
8 block II, First addition to South
D.. 5. Nostrsnd and wife TO James
Foley part lot :, block 10 Omaha $50
II. -. lNeeu ana VIE 70 w. II. MIX
land, lots 10 and Il, block 4. Sheri-
G, {. Miller and wife to j. G. Kimbalil,
5 acres in neh neh 6-15-lS. ....... 600
Matte NJ. Mackey and husband to II.
p. Pageler. lot 2O6, Fairfax. ....... Il
16. block 8, A. s.. Patrick's addition. 50
J. II. Evans City Steam Laundry Co,
TO II. II. Evans. part lots 3 and 4,
block 123, Omaha ...,.............
L. Gilchrist, lot 20. Upland Terrace. 10
to P~assumslc Savings bank, lot ?
Jacobs addition ............
W. s.. Blackwell and wife to J. A.
Anderson, part lots 2 and 3, Coburn's
subdivision w
Christ Hansen and wife to Matthew
subdivision ..N"",... s,CO
Rogers Real Estate Co, to Evangeline.
Homan. lot 2, Hascall & Rogers
subdivision 55l
C, II. Rock to Georgia NJ. Rock, part
lot 8, George Forbes subdivision. pee.
Il. NJ. Martin and wife to George Gar
loch. lots 25 and 20, block 10, Bemis
park DUN
A. L. Patrick and wife to John Hoist.
part lots 1 and 2, block 3, Walnut
Continental Trust Co. TO The Nc
Cague Investment Co, lots II and u,
block %, Carthage................. 81
Nancy c, Anderson ct al, TO Mette
NJ. Enghausen, lots !, 2. Z, s, block
2 First addition 70 Pruyn park
undivided one-half part of lot 9,
block 70, South Omaha ............ !
Sheriff to The McCague Investment
Co, lots 1 and ~, block %, Carthage $50
Total .sG787
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miscellaneous.
LANDS. $3.50 e ACRE

Have some very choice timber land loca-
tons, accessible to railroads and rivers vet
unspplied for, and must be sold to settlers
for $3.50 per acre in quantities not greater
than l60 acres to any one purchaser. ANY
person over q years OF age can make ap-
plication without interference with homo
stead or other government entry rights.
These lands contain mostly cedar and fir
timber and will average in estimates, $780,
600 TO 100000 feet per quarter section.
Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
FAMILY CURED Of
SKIN TROUBLES
Two Little Girls had Eczema Very
Badly-In Ono Case Child'S Hair
Came Out and Let Bare Patches
Fathers Head Sore from Child
hood-ln All Three Cases
CUTICURA MET WITH
ITS USUAL SUCCESS

"I have two little girls who have been
troubled very badly with eczema. One
Of them had It on her lower limbs. l
did everything that 1 could hear Of for
her, but II did not give in until warm
weather when IL seemingly subsidized.
Tho next winter when 1t became cold
weather the eczema started again and
also IN her head whore IL would take the
hair out and leave bare patches as large
as a quarter q 4 dollar. At the same
tins her arms were soro the whole
lenAth Of them. / took her TO a ply
siciRn and no said that she had two
distinct types Of ec1ema. continued
with him for several weeks and the
child grew verse all Of the time. Her
sisters arms were also affected in the
same way. Ny husband came home
one day with 4 box OF Cutioura Oint-
ment and a cake Of Cuticura Soap. l
began using them and also the Cuticura
Pills and by the time tho second lot was
used their skin was soft and smooth as
II had not been before for the winter.
We keep the Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment constantly by VI and
when any little roughness or irritation
RpTcarG IN their skin / quickly diSpei IL
withths CuticurR Remedies. My husband
has used them with most satisfactory
results for a sore head which has roub-
led him from childhood. Mrs. Charles
Baker, Albion, Me-, Sept. n, 1905"
Cuticura Ointment is one Of the most
successful remedies for torturing,
d~isfigurinE humors Of the skin and
scalp, including loss Of hair, OF in
fants, children and adults, ever COM
pounded, in proof OF which a single
amounting with II, preceded by a hot
bath with Cutioura Soap, and fol-
lowed by mild doses of Cuticura pills.
is often sufficient to afford imme-
diate relief in the most distressing
forms OF itching, burning and scaly
humors, eczemRs, irritRttons and in
flammation. permit rest and sleep
and point TO q speedy cure when all
else fails
Cutioura Soap C&e,l Ointment 60e.l
Resolosnt b0e), and Chocolate Coated Pills
C6oJ, are Aold throughout the world. Potter
Drug 4 Chem. Corp, Sole Propa, lT COL
umbus Ave. Boston.
Mailed Free, Cuticurs Book on skin Do
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
AIoAt Food in PnIsnu

to the dyspeptic. Electric Bitters cure d.
spepsia. liver and kidney complaints an
debility. Price zoe. For sale by Beato
Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
REAL ESTATE
CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE,
O~Continued.l
Reduced Prices

20i Chicago, corner lot 50x76, paved street,
paving all paid for, cement sidewalks. par
lor, reception hall, dining room and kitchen
on first floor; finished in oak; upstairs
contains three large bedrooms and bath;
modern plumbing, gas and electric light
combination fixtures, excellent furnace:
fully cemented cellar; all ready for occu-
pancy. Price reduced from 1900 TO 5000
for immediate sale: 500 cash, balance a
trifle more than rent.
EOS Chicago, lot 5OX16, paved street with
paving all paid for, permanent sidewalks,
living room and kitchen on first floor,
finished In oak; three bedrooms and bath
upstairs; cellar fully cemented; excellent
plumbing; furnace, gas ana electric light
combination fixtures, all ready for occu-
pancy. Price reduced from A,1OO to $3.50
for quick sale; 5000 cash; balance In monthly
payments a tritle more than rent.
These houses are located within walking
distance Of the center OF the city a few
blocks from high school, close TO Creigh-
ton university and in an excellent locality.
They are desirable in every way.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
Texas.

FOR SALE-A farm, GIL acres, in eastern
Texas, about 8 miles west Of a modern
and prosperous city of 1900 Inhabitants.
Price, $5 per acre. Address Box 3l9, Bos-
cobel, Wis.
GOOD level land, So an acre in tracts to
suit. On railroad TOWNSHIP proposition al
acre prices. Owner, II. w. Andrews. Dry
den, Terrell county, Tex.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
Oklahoma.
OKLAHOMA

We nave 1000 acres of choice land m
select from, ranging in price from s. TO
$40 per acre. This land Is in the oil and
gas district and you might get an oil well
with your land.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT Co,
Suite ga New York Life Bldg.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
e STEAMSHIPS.

CANADIAN PACIFIC
WEEKLH sAlLIHGs MONTREAL
QUEBEC AND LIVERPOOL
Nothing better on the Atlantic than our Empressss.
Wireless on all steamers.
c. Z. BENJAMIN. C. A.
a2 So. CLARK ST.. Chicago. III
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
Investments

$1,000
Duplex brick flat. 25O6 and 25OS sherman
Ave, . rooms and bath on each flooc;
hardwood finish, furnace heat, strictly ali
modern, built two years ago; east front;
lot 4Ox1OO feet; paving all paid; good loca-
lion. Rent, $3.50 a year.
$4,000
Duplex brick flat, 261s-20 Woolworth
Ave. 8 rooms and bath on each floor, hard
pine finish, furnace heat, strictly all mod
ern; built about three years; south front
lot. 4Oxl00; paving all paid; good location.
Rent, $3.50 a year.
$3.50
Duplex flat, 2219 S. 29th ST., 5 rooms ana
bath on each floor, hard pine finish, on
paved street, paving all paid; on car line,
close to Hanscom park. Only takes $3.50
cash to handle this.
$10,500
617-1q S. 18th St. close in. down town,
double brick flat; has Z rooms on each
side, strictly all modern; only a few blocks
from the retail district. This property will
surely advance in price quickly Rent,
Sl,OSO a year.
Hastings & Heyden,
1914 Harvey st.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
Nebraska.
NEBRASKA


800 acres Of as fine land as lays out Of
doors. A well improved farm only 2h miles
to a live growing town in eastern Ne
braska. For a quick sale we offer it
Al $40 PER ACRE
Worth while to look this up.
NOWATA LAND g. LOT CO.,
Suite GA New York Life Bldg.
WHAT'S YOUR BEST CASH OFFER?
For two fine sections Of farming land in
county, Nebraska, 6 and Z miles
northeast of Kimball, the county seat
sections q and 30, twp l6, range So. Here
Is a chance to get in right. Address d. +.
over 6S West Grand Ave, Des
Moines Ia.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24

WEBSTER sTA.-i5TR a WEBSTER
Missouri Pacific
Auburn Local ..,........b $50 pm bl2:lO pm
Chicago, 50. Pau, minneapolis a
Leave. Arrive.
Sioux city ENpreBs....b 200 pm bn:B am
Otuaha Local 'ssssssss'sss ssss...s G bsD pm
Sioux City Passenger. ........ b $50 pm
Twin City P~asserger....b $50 am ......
Sioux City Local.........,c 6;t5 am coco.
q Daily. b ally except sunday. c sun.
day only. d Daily except Saturday.
Omaha-CarrOl Local. "A 3iE pm a $3.50 am
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
CLARK's TWELFTH -
ANNUAL CRUISE
o THE o RIEN

February g. 70 days, $500 up, including
shore excursions etc. Cruises around the
world Tours % Europe, Prank 3. Clarf.
Times Bldg New York W. y. Book, 1884
Farnam 81, Omaha
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Call
by Phone

whenever you want some
thing, cali Phone douglas
80 and make II knoWa
through a Bee Want Ad
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24

REAL ESTATE LOANS
C~Continued)
81 FARM and city loans; optional pay.
REAL ESTATE WANTED
VACANT lots and houses. Have cash
buyers. Gil Karhach Blk. Rcd S5O7. A-365.
WE HAVE BUYERS FOR
s. 6 and 7-room houses, II prices are right
we gar sell your property Tor
NOWArA LAND AND q CO,
Suite So N. y Life Bldg.
SWAPS
$4,000 stock general merchandise.
10-room modern house, a corner, two lots,
Omaha, $500.
Groom brand new house. fun lot, east
front. Omaha.
Want land. Price must be right to re-
ceive any attention.
This is all choice property, no trading
NowATA LAND AND LOT Co.
Suite 6i New York Life Bldg.
TRADES. TRADES. TRADES.
Farms, income, mdse. List with us.
ABBOTT REALTY co. Brandeis Bids
A NEW patent Of great value and con-
venience to automobile owners. Remark
able success, a money maker. VIII take good
real estate for state or county oper-
ating plants. 76 N. 18th st.
5000 STOCK OF general merchandise,
we'll located in "A good Nebraska town and
doing a good business, for Omaha clear
income property.
$500 stock Of hardware and furniture in
good Nebraska town doing a $4,000 busi-
ness, for Omaha modern cottage well To-
Gated and about same value.
w. w. MITCHELL,
Board Of Trade Bldg, Omaha, Neb.
WANTED TO BUY
BEsT price paid for s-econd-hand furni,
ture, carpets. clothing and shoes. Tel. DOUG
1871.
SECONDHAND Richardson roller skates.
!. G. Adamson, Ft. Dodge. Ia.
-
HIGHEST prices for furniture, etc.
BELLS Furn. Store, 1tos Dodge. Red 1851.
BALTIMORE 2d-hand store pays bes,
price 2d-hRnd furniture. clothes, etc. y. 42ss.
Highest prices for old broken watches,
Old gold, etc. M. Nathan, 211 S. 18th.
WANTED-A stereopticon lantern. Ala
mito Sanitary Dairy Co.
WANTED-T0 RENT
WANTED at once by party Of 3, for q
or 3 months suite of furnished rooms
with board in private family. Location
must be good. Willing to pay literally
for satisfactory rooms. Address VIA
YOUNG lady wants furnished or unfur-
nished room and board in Catholic family.
Must be convenient to South Omaha car.
references exchanged, Quick. Address
NJ 736, Bee.
MANIFESTATIONS
LADY with several years business train
ing desires position selling either in city
or will travel. Al references. Address
w. 57, care Bee.
Coal and Wood R; H. Morehouse Co,
WANTED-By young man, place to work
ior board while attending Boyles college.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
r,n REAL ESTATE
Colorado

FINE FARMING LAND IN
EASTERN COLORADO
Will raise large crops of corn and small
grain; corn, 20 to 40 .bu.; wheat and oats,
20 to 90 bu. per acre this year. $40 to $40
per acre. Write us for full particulars.
YUMA COUNTY REAL ESTATE CO.,
Wray, Colo.
S2O-ACRE homestead; why wait for gov
inner drawings when you can get a
homestead any day, where you can raise
Z Blu. alfalfa seed or 30 blu. of wheat per
acre? The best climate on earth. Act
quick; soon all gone; irrigated land, decided
land, homestead and ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
Write to The Hartman Realty Co..
Hartman, Colo Aug. +. Buck, Manager.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24

cl0cks-FRENzER-l5th and Dodge.
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Cheap Lots

Sixth and Homer-90x19-$l25.
s. cash, s. monthly.
43d and Pinkney-10OXl2S-S2J0
10 cash, S. monthly.
Free MISUNDERSTANDING Deed.
PAYNE INVESTMENT CO.,
First Floor n. Y. Life Bldg.
Tel: Douglas 1881; A 1lSS.
BRAND NEW HOME
Five rooms, combination fixtures, bath,
furnace; well built, on car line, 37O5 Ames
Ave. $2,SJO-S5O0 down, balance as rent.
SIX ROOMS, BRAND NEW
Strictly modern, large lot, paved street,
near car. Small amount cash, balance
VERY EASY TERMS
NOWATA LAND & LOT CO.,
Suite ga New York Life Bldg.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24

WEBSTER sTA.-I5Th a WEBSTER
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UNION sTATION-1OTH a MASON

X. c. and st L. Ex....R $40 am a s:35 am
4. &. and St. i. ia. Nv,
Sat. y y. m.-..,."-....A1:l5pm a $50 pm
BURLINGTON sTA.-1OTH a MASON
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
Illinois.

SOUTHEAST Illinois land for sale; terms
reasonable. Write for particulars. Address
Je~ffersonville, Wayne County, Illinois, II.
+. ID. 3, Box 43.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-10-a acre fruit
ranch in Canon City, Colo. good climate;
water right unquestionable; we'll set to ali
kinds apples, cherries, plums and small
fruits; good improvements; one Of the
prettiest places in the Arkansas valley;
further information II desired; must be
seen to be appreciated. Address Leslie w.
Thayer, Victor. Colo.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-24
MANIFESTATIONS

LADY with several years business train
ing desires position selling either in city
or will travel. Al references. Address
w. 507, care Bee.
Coal and Wood r; H. MoTehouss Co,
wv W.. BIOS, Ind. B-23AE.
WANTED-By young man, place to work
Ior board while attending Boyles college.
Both phones.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
Pathetic.
WAS THE SCENE WHEN DEFAULT.
ING BANKERS WIFE AND a
CHILDREN VISITED HIM.

IT, -
sPARkERsBuRG, Ian, 1G,--A$ fare.
well was taken yesterday afternoon at
the Federal building between E.. II
Morgan. dctaultlng cashier Of the
First National Bank Of Friendly. and
his wife and Ave children who arrived
here from their home. This will be
the last meeting Of this unhappy FAM
lily before Morgan is taken to the Den.i
Tertiary to enter upon his five year
sentence which was imposed on Thurs.
day by, Judge "A. G.. Dayton. Morgan
was taken from the Wood county jail
by one Of the federal court officers
and the meeting was most pathetic
and the stern officers Of the law were
deeply touched BY the scene. 4, 4 u
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16

T-|-T-- q 3 - 0I-1I'I Y - J
INJURED BY EXPLOSION. ]
Number Of italians Hurt When Kegs
s3i7r Of Powder Let Go. "

3 \. 10
! KEYSER. W. Va, Jan. ia dozen
or more ltalinns gathered in a shanty
at Henry. W. Va, where the Duvis
Coal and Coke Company has large op-
erations, were badly injured by tae ex.
plllGsion OF several kegs OF powder and
seven Of the more seriously injured
were brought to the Hoffbun hospital
here early this morning. Three Of the
number IRE reported in precarions
condition.
Some Of the Italians We're smoking
and a match was carelessly thrown
among the powder kegs. The men
were hurled in all directions and the
building was wrecked.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
PERSONAL.

z : ID . r. = q .
Mr. and Mrs. F.. ". Howard spent
yesterday at the latter'si home In r.
Marion, Pa.
&. Miss 1.oella Roberts has gone to her
home In Grafton to spend Sunday.
Miss Bessie Mansfield, OF Mounds
Vile. Is the guest of relatives IN the
city. x,
Nj, ]. NJ. black is in Marietta. Ohio.
on business.
Mrs Herman lTesse; Of FrostburE,
Nd. Is the guest Of Mrs. Joan A.
Clark. .l.ss
Mrs. George smita. Of Morgantown.
has bttM q visitor In the city for sew
eral DIS. II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
Arnold Bonafieid Laid at Rest.


TUNNELTON. Jan. 16. NJ Funeral
services were held yesterday over the
late Arnold J. Bonatleld president OF
the Tunnelton bank! Despite the In
clement weather a large concourse OF
leople from here and surrounding cit
les attended. The services were under
the auspices Of the knight Templars
Of Grafton, which attended in a body
with regulation uniform. The Tunnel.
ton band ,lscoursed sacred music. Rev.
Arthur Arerrlll's and the choir OF the
NJ. Z. church assisted in the services:
The bank and all business nouses we're
closed in honor Of the deceased. Inter
ment was in the Camp Chapel GENE
terry.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
PLACED IN JAIL.

Mike An dish Arrested Yesterday and
Brought Here.
Mike Andlish, VINO has been wanted
Tor several days for cutting n miner
ut Gray's Flats. was arrested by Con.
stable George Straight, at Pennington
yesterday afternoon, and brought to
this city, where he was placed in the
county Jail, Tom Kottish. the man
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
Basket Ball at Eikins.

The Normal basket bali team left
thts morning for Elkins where 1t plays
The =. ~ C. A. team Of that city to-
night. The boys will return home to.
morrow. .!t.,rll a
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
To Enter School In Ohio.

Arnold Mason leaves Monday morn
ing for Ada, Ohio, to enter the Ohio
Northern University. where he will
take the B. o. c. degree In the spring.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
Poultry Show Ends.

NloRGANToWN, JAM IS. - Judge
Cornman completed his work OF award
Ing the prizes at the poultry show yes:
terday afternoon. The number Of
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16
All Bodies OUT.

BLUErELD, AIN. s1c.-statc Mine
inspector Phillips came out OF the Ill:
fated Lick Branch mine after q thor.
ough inspection md announced that
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16

the bodies Of all the victims we're out.
Eight bodies were taken out yester.
day. making total Of IS dead. The
mine officials claim that every, man
aas been accounted for.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-01-16

prizes awarded is very large, the most
valuable ones being a,silver cup given
by Dr.. i. c. White and $40 in money
given byFJ. w. Hartigan. u 8
Evening star., 1909-03-04
On Handwriting.
From the London Daily Mail.

From the LONDON Daiiy Mail.
Prof. William Sterling elaborated yes
terday his views on the handshake. AS
repcrted in this journal. Prof Stirling In
his lecture to children at the Royal IN
stitution on Thursday said that some
people had hands like f1ippers-there was
no vigor about the grasp.
There are nearly as many KINDS or
handshake as there are kinds OF man.
said the professor yesterday. There Is
the hearty shake, the sympathetic shake,
the formal shake. the two-finger shake
and the thistledown shake at the height
of the shoulder.
There is the cold hand and there is
the hot hand, the hand that is moist ana
clammy. the hand that is more like
fipper than an organ of prehension-
There is the tender pressure. the vigorous
squeeze and the frigid extension, as IL
one were submitting to a painful opera
ton. ,
"A true handshake is like duarrel
or a marriage. 1t takes two to make IT.
Two hands meeting in sympathetic
grasp with just enough pressure 70 sug-
gest welcome without infiictinG dfscom-
fort-that is the real handshake
"A handshake is Infinitely preferable
as a greeting to the promiscuous Kissing
one sometimes sees. Apart altogether
from the fact that specific disease may
be conveyed by the contact OF the lips,
too much kissing is always to be dls-
The mothers who Will never al
low ANYBODY to kiss their babies lips
have taken a wise and sound decision.
Evening star., 1909-03-04
One Way to Get a Waiter.

From the Philadelphia Record.
To get waiter quickly in big cafe is
at times very difficult. but Germantown
man recently learned a method from a
New York friend which is guaranteed in
stantly to bring not one but several wait
ers. This Germantown man was giving a
dinner in one of Philadelphia's swellest
cafes with the New Yorker and two
women as his guests. After long de-
lay a waiter came and took the order.
Then one of the women decided that she
must make a change in her order. The
host signaled one waiter after another
without avail. After about ten minutes
of violent gesticulatinS on his part, the
New Yorker said:
You don't know how to attract their
attention. I'll bet you S5 l can bring a
waiter to this table within thirty sec
onds''
.Tll take the bet" said the Phila-
deIphian, drawing out his watch. The
New Yorker reached over into the middle
of the table. picked up thin, delicate
glass and deliberately dashed it to the
floor Instantly every waiter in the room
came dashing up to see what was the
trouble.
Charge one tumbler up on the BILL"
said the New Yorker, laconically. ''and
change one of those oyster orders to
blue points"
AS the walters dispersed he added: Il
guess you owe me tlve-spot, old man. !"