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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17
Limits the Size.

Marry me-" pleaded the mere
man. and your slightest wish shall be
granted"
But" queried the wise woman,
how about the large ones?"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17
THEIR WEDDING JOURNEY.

waiter, when are you going to
bring us that roast chicken?"
why, you've already eaten your
dinner, sir"
Then bring we the check"
But you've already paid, sir!"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17

Better a poor man at large than &
rich man in Jail.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17
Washington.

As Christmas falls On Saturday this
year 1t IL likely that the two houses
OF congress will adjourn the middle Of
that week until Monday, January 3.
So far Speaker Cannon has not given
the matter any consideration SO far as
the house is concerned. but the indi-
cations are the adjournment will be
about Wednesday or Thursday Of
Christmas week.
The power site monopoly" was the
object of attack in a bill offered in
the house by Representative Mann,
chairman of the committee on inter-
state and foreign commerce.
While his wife and three little chill
dren were out walking. John X. South
er, of Washington. an artist, commit
ted suicide by shooting. Souther was
80 years of age.
Representative Hinshaw OF Nebras-
ka took up with the state department
and will later lay before the presi-
dent the petitions of the railroad en-
ployes' organization all Over the west
in the ease of j. A. Cook, a railroad
trainman, who is in Jail in Mexico.
Decided business improvement Is
shown throughout the country in the
receipts at the fifty largest po~stofices
during the month Of November. Every
office reported an increase varying
from 6.S per cent at Brooklyn to 34.8
per cent at Seattle.
"Expedition and Dispatch" Is the
watchword passed along in the mat
ter Of appropriations at this session
and already several Of the bills which
will carry millions of dollas for the
will carry millions of dollars for the
way.
Congressman Kennedy of Iowa in
troduced a bill providing for an ap-
preparation of $4,000 for the erection
of a public building at Fort Madison,
Iowa.
The government faces important
problems relating to channels and
terminals In proposed waterways i'm.
provement.
AS a promise of activity in the in
terest of legislation, senators in one
day introduced more than $50 bills
and resolutions, covering q great
variety of subjects.
Both houses OF congress will ad-
journ over the holidays.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-12-17
Personal.

The chief danger of the presidents
economy program lies In the fact that
it is almost impossible to have con.
gress hold down expenses.
In q speech at London Premier As
quith pledged local self-government
to the Irish.
President Zelaya says he Is the vic
tim Of q big and strong nation.
Attorney General Wickersham is
not sure of the wisdom of his bill az
fecting the interstate commerce COM
mission.
Insurgents Of the senate have
Joined in q common cause.
The senate committee has held up
the names of Curtis and Cabell, two
recent treasury department ap-
pointees.
James ]. Hill discussed the supply
and demand and urged more scientific
farming in q speech at Omaha.
DR.. Frederick Cooks personal law.
yer, Henry Wellington Wack, has
severed relations with his client.
Susan Stewart, wife Of Paymaster
General Stewart, U. s. NJ, retired, OF
South Orange. N. J., died in Washing
ton. She will be buried In the national
cemetery at Arlington.
President Taft Is mapping out q
legislative program for congress.
A New York paper claims Cook
sought aid In preparing data.
Henry Augustus Willard. the last Of
the three we'll known Willard broth.
ers OF Washington. D. G.. died . few
days ago. aged 81.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

IRE wool fabrics in the very 'a'est
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

tur-authDr, who has written all the
HaEgcTty sketches for the Ryan Rich
field company. is at work on the fifth
sketch 81 the series, tq succeed May
HagSert*, N. D. now making a sue
ccssfui tour of tho circuit.
Following the production OF ClyG"
Fitchs play, The City." the ShubeIts
win produce an Interesting play from
the Danish af Hjalmar BergstroH, en-
titled The Head of the Firm" 1t is
a drama OF sociology and business, and
is said t. bc quite strong.
Charles Frohmon has arranged for
Pauline Chase to appear in America
next Szeason in IL new play. She will
perform in Peter Pan" in London
during the approaching holidays and.
before returning 10 America, will make
q tour Of Germany, Austria and Hun
gary tn rest from tha seasons work,
Hedwis Reicher began acting at the
age If l. in Berlin, where her father
!s one IF the foremost figures III the
atrrai affairs. She accomplished the
feat OF learning the English language
In four months, In order 10 b., able to
appear in the leading part nf Charles
klein's THE Next of Kin
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
GEORGE ". COHiN.

When George NJ. Conan and his
Royal Family come To- the Harnois
thcater, the latter part of this month.
Missoula show- goers viii have the OPP
portunity of seeing this most versatile
young man in the greatest of his many
successes. THE Yankee Prince
Mr.. Conan carries a supporting COM
pany of one hundred people. and his
production is the same. identicaily that
New York laughed over the greatest
part OF last season.
The story concerns n wealthy family
in London. The father wants his
daughter To capture tide while the
mother has her heart set on young
American who is in love with the
daughter.
Many humorous situations are de-
.veloped and the American wins in the
enG.
There is the usual-most unusual
songs and dances and the frnlics Of
the Conan girl chorus are all that one
could wish for.
Mr.. Conan viii be more than well
come on his first visit To Misseula.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
Valuable
Laxative
Free

Next to food itself there is nothing
OF greater importance to the human
system than to make that food do its
duty. BY duty is meant to furnish health,
strength and rich blood TO the body.
1t is necessary nrst Of all to chew food
In condition to digest 1t. and the bowels
right here 50 many find their greatest
trouble. The fermentinE. undigested
food stays In the stomach and bowels.
impairing the nerves and blood. giving
rise TO sallow complexion. headache. sour
stomach. bad breath and often serious
All this Is due to impaired digestion
and TO a refusal Of the bowels TO do
their work. The best way yet found to
DOVES So that ,hey S do ,heip work ene
Is by the use OF such a grand laxative
tonic as DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. now
n d0s nearly 1as ,no a.srssr OF century the
It Il remedy and sure relief that an
the family can use for the cure OF con-
situation. indtsestion: liver trouble and
all other ailments Of the stomach. liver
Thousands Of American families use Il
regularly for these troubles. for II can
e ss sven n With ,ss s sasy Of to Maize sns
Louisviile Ky. as wen a: that Of John
soon think Of being without the actual
Syrup Pepsin. But realizing how skepti-
cal many people are about q laxative.
owing to the difficulty Of findine one
that is genuinely good. DR.. Caldwell win
anyone desiring It,. He will cheerfuily do
this. so do not hesitate to make the
request. The remedy can be bought of
any druggist At only nifty cents and ono
family use.
DR.. Caldwell personally viii be pleased
to give you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining 70
the stomach. liver or bowels absolutely
free of charge. Explain your case in a
letter and he win reply 10 you inOdetail
For the free sample simply send your
name and address on a postal card or
otherwise. For either request the doctors
address is DR.. W. r. Caldwell, E-5l. Cald-
well building. Monticello. Ill
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
AT THE. FiNHl.

One of those old time country come
dies will be the offering al the Family
theater this coming week 1t is of the
kind that furnishes a laugh in nearly
every lin. and shows the New Eng
lander as the well known 'rahc-' of
comedy fame. There can be no ques-
ton but that Country Swcethearts"
will give satisfaction to all. The theme
runs along the line of well beaten
paths but terminates in manner
somewhat new.
There is the old skinflint who mar
ries the heiress to another man that
the money may revert to himself in
stead of the nephew. According to
the terms of the will the nephew must
marry the girl before the end os the
year or the money goes tn the miser
Like a great many Well-laid plans
this one miss carries and by later
will the terms give all to the nephew
without reservation. The man used by
the miser to carry out his plan is a
thoroughly bad one and turns out to
be bunco-man; it is through this that
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

ever the Old gentleman demonstrates
he is told he IS miles behind the pro-
cession.
A friend drops a hint that il is be-
cause he takes no interest in the things
that interest the boys, that he is
losing his grip on them. The old gem
tleman then cnnfesses that all his life
he has gone without things for the sake
of his boys and has given up pleasure
that he might set good example for
them.
He is advised to circulate" and .cir-
culats" he does. Not only Goes he
catch up with the procession. but he
is soon miles ahead of it, He sets
such a pace that the BOYS are soon
urging him to slow up. For a pace
maker he has Bessie Brayton from
Nevada and she leads him a merry
clip. TIE bows believe their father is
going to marry the western girl and
they follow the rair to western min
ing cannr in order II step the ce~e-
rnony. All works cut happily in the
end. of course. and the bows are
brought 70 realizing serse of their
duties. Father meanwhile has had the
tire IF his life.
Charles Frohman has given Father
and the Boys" an excellent stage set
ting and has surrounded Mr. Crane
with Il carefully selected company. in
Guiding such well known people as
Margaret Dale. Louis Masscn. Elsa
Pavne. Vivian Martin. Mildred Beverly
Margaret Marshall. Forrest Orr. Percy
Brooke. John 2. Drawn, Sidney BAR
and others.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
/ T THE GRAND.

vaudeville circuit is scheduled IL APP
pear at the Grand theater tomorrow
afternoon and evening. Gulliver's trio
of entertaining LiIliputians comprise
one. of the queerest and most inter
esting aggreSations Missoula has heard
of for some time. "Gulliver'' is a man
of ordinary build and height. While his
trio of co-aoraers are of the dwarf
class. McGrath x Page. the second
number of the program. will offer Il
musical act Of hish-Class order and
will no doubt prove 10 be very capable
people. The pictures which will round
out the bill are To be of new aud in
teresting themes.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
"THE THIRD DEGREE"

Apropos OF The Third Degree
which Henry b. Harris will present at
the Harnois theater next Friday. De-
ccmber IL. il Is generally conceded that
Charles Klein knows what his public
want, and gives il To them at the
proper time. So much has been said
and written lately ABOUT tine brutality
rcsortcd to by police officials in ex-
torting confessions from suspected
criminals that Klein thourht ii about
time to Introduce his "tonical" problem
pay. And he WAS right. fer New York
endorsed the play which did a record
breaking business during the seven
New York. Politicians cried out
against the outrageous practices of
sweating" another name for the
third degree" and it is Il fact that Ger
tain officials suffered. even dismissal
for their brutal methods.
The Third Degree" one of the few
tremendous hits of New YoTk's last
season, is play with Il big purpose
behind it. ike its companion. The
Lion and the Mouse" 1t Is fun Of life
and interest. but never tiiadactic. II
tells strong story with subtle vein of
quiet wit and humor which leaves lit
tie tn be desired in theatrical enter
tainIncnt
The Third Degree" viii be presented
here with the following excellent cast
of players: Paul Evcrton. Fernando
Eliscu, Malcolm Duncan. Irene Oshier
+. a, Iserle. Alfred Moore. Francis
Bonn. III. II. Forscman. A. H. Sym
mons and Ralph Ramsay.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

Grand Rapids, Mich, Dec tl.-SeV
eaty thousand dollars fer the exclusive
rights for the Jeffries-J johnson fight
pictures : the record-makiag bid Of
These are the same men who secured
the exclusive rights To the Jeffries
KetcheI pictures. Gullngham's rise
in the moving picture business is one
of the business marveis % the age.
He first began operating Il moving
picture theatsr eight years ago The
money came easily and he enlarged
his business until today le Is able 4"
pay a fortune for a side line t. thu
lighting game which was r.vsr heard
ot "A leg years ago.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

week he Will represent the father of
Bet and is made up as such a typical
'hayseed" that his appearance alone
will cause laughter,
The others of the cast may be relied
upon to give good accounts of them
selves and an'who witness a perform
ance Of Country Sweethearts'' VIII
leave the theater in jovial mood, feel
ing they have never laughed 50 much
in years. Another new film will be
on hand as good as that of the past
week and that was certainly n fine one.
Manager Lionel has augmented the
Family theater orchestra and the in
cieeutal music will be more Of a fca-
turc than ever.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

he is sent to prison and justice wins
tho fight.
Many really funny comedy scenes
are had Between the daughter. Bet
'.Zcke" who is justice If the peace.
~cstmarter. and Lord High Every
Thing Else Bets lover. the nephsp..
and negro whom Bet uses - ii! tt
miser in his plans. IL is hard to say
which furnishes the most fun. but rs
each character has lis OWE style q!
hu;nor the pay will please the most
blase audience.
Miss Winston win pay Bet No
one viii dispute the statement that tn
part could not b" in better hands.
For the first time since the company
has been here Mr.. Lionel will he seen
IN SOMETIME besides a "haavv'' This
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

Mrs. AGaa Richardson and Henry
( osIic friedenberE, has Just been pur-
chased b. HEM II. Harris ard may
be produced during the coming sea
saf.
Pas! T..abler rms recently purchased
for production in the negr future u
-=w .aatas tical musical play by Paul
g'itjCrs ana Charles H. Brown. Ii is
stated that the play VIII probably be
given it first production in January.
Fright Eye u musIeSi comedy by
Csarlas Diaksar, otto HauerhaCh and
tEa.i Ill - ina. is soon 10 ne Produced
nv Joseph III. Gates. With Florence
HClbro1k in onc ": the leading ROLES
The day for the opening performance
.a .at been set.
N--E y rs.sz-v tn EeaSc. =. rc-
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
PLIiN IND PLIiERS

Julian Eltlnee will b. a star under
the management Of \. II Mods in a
musical comedy.
Charles Frahman Will take Oils
Skinner in Your Humble Servant
and Francis Wilson in This. Bachelors
Baby" 10 Kew York in New Year
week.
After Mauae Adams has completed
her engagement in New York sh" Will
GO On a western tour i'm What Eyrry
Woman Knows ending at Portland.
Ore, on June =.
~ Mans Aians" a new play by
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12
IN THE THEATRICAL WORLD

Continued From Page Two
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-12

the highest art in modern tailoring.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-07

you may plumber the American peo-
pie and / will stand by and not raise
my voice against it."
An amendment to the Scott amend
ment by Mr.. Underwood of Alabama,
including skins weighing more than
one pound on the dutiable list, was de-
feated, IS to 1873.
Discussing the Scott amendment, Mr..
Hill of Connecticut declared that the
proposed duty on hides was simply "a
surrender to a Chicago monopoly"
Rank nonsense" shouted Mr.. Mann
of Illinois all the way across the cham
Der.
After the Scott amendment was lost
an unsuccessful attempt was made by
Mr.. Clark of Missouri to put leather
and all products of leather on the free
list, the chair deciding the special rule
did not apply to that section.
Through proposed amendments, Mr..
Miller of Kansas sought to have the
barley schedule changed from Is cents
to 25 cents per bushel, and Mr.. Alex
ander of New York offered substitute
fixing the duty at 10 per cent ad va
lorem.
These amendments were under dis
cussion when the house adjourned.
Confer with AIdrich
Messrs. John Norris, Herman Ridder
ana Ion oellZ Ol NEW 1oIh, lcPIoSeuI-
ing an association of newspaper pub
fishers, favoring free wood pulp for
paper manufacture, conferred with
Chairman Aldrich of the senate finance
committee today and will see him
again tomorrow.
1t is not expected that this delegation
will seek a hearing, but will be content
with the opportunity to present it's
views to individual members of the
committee
A delegation representing sugar pro-
ducers sought a hearing to protect
against the Philippine section of the
Payne bill, on the ground that 1T Will
furnish an opportunity for importers TO
ship sugar into the islands and reship
it to the United States.
Members of the committee hold there
is no danger that this will be done.
Three sessions were held by the COM
mittee today. including long session
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-07
TELEGRAPHIC BRIEFS

To Tax Parsonages-Assessor
Harry Marean of Rockford. ILL.,, has
announced that the parsonages of all
churches in the city will be taxed this
year for the first time in many years.
The increase in the total assessment
will be over 100000
Revives in Wagon-After he
had shot himself through the head and
had lain unconscious for more than
twenty-four hours, William Nesneur
regained consciousness while the dead
wagon in Kenosha, ILL.,, was taking him
to a morgue. He is now at the Keno
slla hospital and may recover.
Arrives in Chicago-Mother
Frances Xavier, superior general and
founder of the Missionary Sisters of
the Sacred Heart, has arrived In chi
cago from Brazil, where she recently
opened a college for the higher educa-
ton of women. This makes fifty-eight
institutions established by the order In
twenty-seven years.
Newman Retired-While in
Chicago on his way east, w. III. New
man. former president of the New York
Central lines, stated positively he would
never again engage In active business
life. He declared, however, that he
would remain on tne podiu VI VII Soeol
of the Central but did not want to be
made chairman.
Ferocious Bull Dies-Arthur
Meekers noted blooded bull, which
had q record of four men killed, has
met an inglorious end. The animal s
last victim was gored to death last fall
in Libertyvile, Ill. Since then the ami
NAL has been kept under severe sur
1,eillance at Meeker's farm near Wau-
kegan. Even that was found to be not
entirely efficacious, the animal having
escaped several times. Dehorning, ac-
cordingly was decided upon, and the
operation was undertaken. Immediately
after the bull had been securely roped
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-07
HOSIERY MAKERS DEFEND
PLANS TO TAX STOCKINGS
One Hundred Thousand Names Ex-
pected to Be Signed to Woman's
Protest Today

CHICAGO, April 6.-Following con-
ference here of representatives of the
National Association of Hosiery and
Underwear Manufacturers of America,
which includes 500 companies, state
ment has been issued saying that talk
of higher prices for imported hosiery Is
not based on facts. -,
1.-THE increased tariff tax Will be
slight and the women of the United
States will not have to pay cent more
for their stockings than they do now.
Imported hosiery that costs 20 cents
per pair now will continue to sell at 20
cents"
1t is estimated that by 1 o'clock to-
morrow afternoon, when the lists close,
100000 names will be on the anti-tarlH
petition being signed here.
At that hour the petitions Will be
gathered together and entrusted to the
five women who are to go to Washing
ton to present the petitions to the 1lli-
nois representatives in congress. The
feminine committee will reach wash
ington on Thursday.
Arrangements are to be made for
them upon their arrival to meet the
Illinois representatives. They will ex-
plain verbally the sentiment of Chi
cago generally regarding the hosiery
and glove provisions of the bill.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-07

however, 1t began plunging franticaliy
and In it's struggles strangled itself.
Test Successful-The manage
ment OF the Burlington ROAD has de-
cided to light all of it's suburban trains
by electricity. This decision is the re-
suit of a long test on one train with
system of lighting by means OF q
Turbo generator, attached to the top OF
the locomotive boiler between the sand
box and the steam dome. Steam is
taken from the boiler. The new style
of dynamo electrically lights the en-
CINE headlight, the cab and nine cars.
Including four lights on each car plat
form.
Plans to Return-"Abe" Hum
MEL the disbarred lawyer, who has
been in Europe since his release from
Blackwells Island, where he spent a
year for his connection wlth'the Morse
Dodge divorce case, is soon to be seen
on Broadway New York, again, &C
cording to letter from him which has
dressed to a physician who attended
Hummel while he was in prison, Is
dated Nice, and says Hummel would go
to London soon after Easter and then
make preparations to sail for New
York.
Favors Irregularity - Don't
have regular habits. You are weak
ling If you do. Make them irregular
and then you will be ready when an
emergency comes" This is the advice
given by DR.. Sheldon Leavitt of the
Right Living league at Chicago. TITS
ridiculous to say that health depends
on regular habits" he adds "You
ought to be able to go without sleep ar
entire night and to do good work the
next day. The reason the city boys
were able to endure hardships of wal
better than the country youths was be.
cause the latter had regular habits"
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-04-07
WOMEN POLICE TO PATROL
PARKS AND TEACH YOUTHS
GentIer Sex of Bayonne, N. JY VIII
Instruct Boys to Be
Polite

BAYONNE, N. j., April 6.-Police-
women are to be reality here. Hav-
ing been authorized by the city council
at the suggestion of Mrs. Julia Cold
zier. nine volunteers will do duty po-
Icing the park during the summer.
The feminine officers will not bear
the common name of policewomen, but
will be known as guardian motners
and will not wear uniforms, as at first
reported.
Their duty will be not so much to
make arrests, but to instill spirit or
politeness in the youngsters OF Bay
onne. They will urge the children not
to make noise, to be gentle and rise al
ways and give their seats to elders.
The guardian mothers" will do duty
on alternate afternoons and will serve
without pay Someone has proposed
or paddle instead of club, but this
question has not been officially settled.