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out In the cheer. an the dentist give
him some sleepy stun SOS he wouldn't
feel the jolts and the grindin' OF the
drills. augurs an picks in his midst.
"Bootcapper he settled down to
work for a hour, for 1t want no easy
job TO fill up the holes in SIGH tusker.
NOW, she. you got line o for
tifications in yer jors that's callated
to destroy any amernition you've a
mind to th'ow inter EN- She
"Frisby he runs TO the glass and
grins Admiralty at his reflection an
them remodeled molars, athinkin' all
the time what a fine bargain he'd
made. But his t'y didn't las long. lie
see another GRIMM face In the glass
and turned whites billed inion. II
was Bootcapper lookin' over his shout
der, and it come over him all to oncet
that he stud in the presence of the
man he had wronged.
We've have met afore. he STAN
mers out with a bleat like mounting
goat.
why, yas.' seq the dentist bland
like, 1 guess I'm softer relation of
yourn by merri ge Kinder half-broth-
er-in.law or suthin' hathaway an
ag'in he give that heeiious smile. But
don't let yer teeth chatter, my frien',
it's dangerous. Ye see, filled them
tooths at bargain rates, and you said
YOU didn't care what went Tito 'em so
oh NJ ty1t oil
in a holler voice. done It, | filled
ey'ry one on 'em with a explosive
that'd make dynermite seem like
seidlitz powder. an eff We bring yer
Jaws together sharp yer like TO blow
yer blamed head on"
The major paused impress!vely and
blew his nose loudly.
"'Yas,' continued Bootcapper, EFF we
want ter save yer ruff ! advise We TO
stick TO spoon vitals for the rest OF
yer mortal career, Sally Bell chat
was the name of his late wifel was
allus hefty hand at parridge and stir
about. and with that he guides his pa
ralyzed patient outen the office. tellin
him to mind the step and not close his
face OF sudden or they'd be a egs
plosion."
The major paused again and took
mighty gulp from the glass at his ell
bow.
"Sich, my frien's. was the orful re-
venge that Bootcapper worked on the
party that bowed the light out on his
family altar Some'rs in this broad
land the victim Frisby is ekin out the
miser'ble remains of wasted life, sus
tanned by suekin breakfast food
through a quill"
A shuddering sigh came from the au
ditors
II know It. fer | seen him. An ter
think that alter all II was on'y leetle
joke OF Bootcapper's bout the egsplo-
sives, done fer revenge, joke,
though, that the onfort'na Frisby has
never saw the pint of, and to my no
ton, never will
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Tickle Grass.
An old maid never has to sit up 10
let in q man who can't find the key
hole.
Not every man can get to congress
by wearing high hat and Prince
Albert coat
When | get rich enough | am going
to choke the alarm out of every clock
In my house. t....
II ia better TO be man OF one idea
than TO be a man with a lot of them
that won't work.
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wonder sometimes IL the writer's
who tell us TO be joyful, ever practice
what they preach?
4 q II
Before get 10 st. Peter would like
to know what kind of janitor he has
In the golden house.
Z & II
An old maid who keeps a parrot
that can swear, demands to know why
che should have man around
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There Is always plenty Of trouble to
talk about, just as there is enough joy
If you care to converse of that.
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The fellow of whom everybody
speaks well never gets very far in this
world. It's the fighter who wins.
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BE happy II you have only a cent.
says one scribbler Sure! And be
FIVE times as happy II you have five
cents.
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Grief Is an Illness.

Grief is an illness and must be
treated as such. Sorrow. grief and
the emotions caused by all great mis-
fortunes should he regarded as akin
to acute physical maladies. Recent
medical observations show that the
physical results OF depressing emo
tions are similar to those caused by
bodily accidents, fatigue, chills, partial
starvation and loss OF blood Birds,
moles and dogs, which apparently die
in consequence of capture and from
conditions that correspond in human
beings to broken heart, we're examined
after death az to the conditions OF
their internal organs. n was found
that the nutrition of the tissues had
been interfered with, and the sub
stance proper OF various vital organs
had undergone degeneration.'-Fron
the Osteopath.
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Plant SAVINGS Banks.

All bulb plants have savings banks
--storehouses that in fat seasons they
fill with substance which in the lean
DAYS may be drawn upon.
The leaf-buds on the bare winter
branches of plants are savings banks
full of the plant currency called
starch. This currency. accumulated
in the easy summer, makes life
through the hard winter endurable.
Some plants-the beet, carrot and
turnip-run particularly fine savings
banks called tap roots. These plants
have turned economy to parsimony.
They are misers Their banks, or tap
roots. are bigger and finer than them
selves.
Hence their destruction. Man eats
them. Or rather he eats their saw
ings. their best part.
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see that the number OF athletes
falling to pass a university eXamina'
ton Is less than II was. The shade OF
Ezra Cornell will rejoice. What our
founder wanted was not show of mus
Gle. but preparation for life, In which
in the case Of university men, muscle
does not count for much. The force
spent in football cannot be recalled for
study. Let us have games, by all
means. but games which exercise. not
exhaust. and in which all alike can
take part.
Resides. there is military drill. good
In itself. and not to be neglected II
the force OF the country is TO be kept
in the right hands. Into some univer-
stiles the betting ring seems to have
crppt: never. | hope. into ours, -
Goodwin Smith. in Cornell Era.
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scraplna ALONG on $4,000.

We have heard II laid down nv
thoughtful man. and a ScotchmaH TO
boot. that the most Impossible OF all
positions is that of a. man who has a
wife and a large family and but q
thousand pounds 3 year TO keep up an
appearance on. WHY not.
for variations sake, discuss the ques-
ton as to what a man can manage
to cut anything Of figure onf II was
laid down by a former member for
Sheflld that II was absolutely impos-
sible TO make any real show in public
life with an income under ten thou
sand (s5o,000) a year.-London Sstur-
day Review.
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.sssssasssassssaaxss1sasss
Z
: LEGAL DECISIONS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Regulation of Moving Picture
ct al. vs.. City of Chi
cago.-An ordnance making it uu
lawful for a person to exhibit moving
picture without first obtaining per
nit from the Chief of Police after eX.
hibiting the films. etc, to him, ami
making it the Chiefs duty to refuse
the permit if the pictures are immor-
Al or obscene, is not special and con.
tains no Discrimination against per
sons of the same class or engaged In
the same business, the moving pic
ture business being separate branch
of the amusement business and differ
ercnt from the thea;er business or
that of exhibiting steropticon or 9th
er stationary pictures. inasmuch as
films for moving pictures are rented.
and constantly change from one exlE
tion TO another so that inspection OF
very place of exhibition would BE-
radically more difficult than inspec
ton of stationary pictures. and the
exhibition by theatre of play be
fore the Chief of Police to obtain u
permit would be impracticablp
Moving pictures depicting the career
Iof the James Boys" portray exhibi-
tons of crime. and pictures of the
Night Riders" portray malicious
mischief. arson, and murder and they
are immoral, though they illustrate
experiences connected with the his
tory of the country Supreme Court
Of Illinois 81 y. Z. r.. 1.0II
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Women Holding Office in ireland.

The suffrage papers of England re-
port that the number of women elect
ed 10 Office In Ireland during the last
70 months has been gratifying TO all
advocates of equal suffrage. Five WON
en-Mrs. L. A. Barr, Mrs Griffin. Miss
Hamilton, Miss G. Leake Griffin and
Lady Dockrell-were elected as urban,
district and town councillors. Forty
three women were elected as rural dis
trict councillors. 20 of them for the first
time. As poor law guardians, l03
women were elected.
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Biography.

Rev. Joseph c. Hartzell, one OF the
famous missionary bishops of the
Methods Episcopal church, was born
in Illinois. June l, 1912, and received
his education at Illinois Wesleyan
and the Garrett biblical
institute. He united with the Central
Illinois conference in 1868 and soon
became prominent in the affairs of
he church In 1883 he was elected
secretary of the Freedmen's Aid AMI
Church Extension society and in 1895
be was elected missionary bishop TO
Africa. In his many years of work
in Africa Bishop Hartzell has accom-
plished great reforms Of a political
as well as an educational nature
among the various tribes aud colo
lies
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CLEAN OUT THE DIVES.

Those of us who know Chief Egan,
and Officers Casey and Carmody. and
others of the Cairo police force who
might be named, know that these
mon are not towards. They hare
proven themselves TO be brave
on diverse and sundry occasions
Moreover, they are men of good
standing in the community, socially
and otherwise; they Sre strong men
mentally and physically; they have
as much self-respect as any set of
men, and, with a good measure
of self-control which every man must
have to he a good officer they com
bine sufficiently strong sense of
what is due them as men and as Off
cumstances-any attempt to brow
GERS to resent-under ordinary cir
beat them, to grossly insult them, or
to make them appear ridiculous or
contemplate.
All this being true they must know
that the episode of Saturday after
noon at Dick Taylors dive and the
part they played in it, reflects upon
them very severely. they must know
that 1t makes them appear as piiable
poltroons (Which they are mott. to
the disgrace OF themselves as men
and to the humiliation of the com
munity whose official representative
they were and are.
Chief Egan's explanation is that he
and his men acted as they did because
they feared that any attempt by them
to arrest TAYLOR would have pre-
cipitate a not. =. esl VII
rms Is hut surin;se; it NAV OF
may not be we'll founded. That Tay
Icr is vile and desperate wretch
and that his associates are the same;
that they have been made bold b,
Icing continued immunity from III
laws penalties is true.
But how far shall we permit sucl
scoundrels as this to go in their pei
luton of the community and their de
fiance of its authority? II there was
any foundation at all for the chief
fear or surmise, is ii not the mOr
urgent that a power De invoked a
once to curb Taylor and that this b,
dore in way which can leave M
doubt in the minds of all his brant
and breed in the city-vile panderer'
10 the beastly passions of the dreg'
of humanity--that they are not th'
masters here, as many who witnessed
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The man who does the Alternating
Currents" in the Chicago Record
believe q woman would lose her
believe woman would lose here
womanliness If she were allowed to
vote" well, | don't know I've
never studied the matter seriously.
Still, even If some of the women lid
lose their womanliness 1t might not
be so bad. They could take the places
of the Iadylike men who pride them
selves on never going to the polls"
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crlminoIoaIsts Interested.

Countess Boos Farrar. a niece OF
Archdeacon Farrar. has secured 10
acres at Spring Valley. \. Y, and will
build there home for the children of
criminals. TO make trial Of the the
DRY of inherited crime. as well as 10
give homes to the waits. She gives all
her time to the care of those sick and
in want
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He Approyed,

Three-year-old Tim had admired the
clouds for a long time, but never
thought to inquire into their origin
until few evenings since. His moth
er explained at length how God made
the rain fall on the earth and then
took It hack into the sky. 10 all OF
which Tim listened attentively. and
then patronlzinglv observed: Pretty
dood stunt for bod. isn't it?"-Har
per's Magazine.
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Anrll statement.

The above Is correct statement
OF the circulation OF The Cairo Bulle-
tin for the year 1908 and for the
month Of April 1909.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this fourth day of May 1909.
LEO J. KLEB.
Notary Public.
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The Bulletin In On sale no the "a
lswIng piaces:
Coleman's, 214 Eighth street.
/. Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.

Col. Bryan, in his Commoner is
berating Democrats in congress wh2
voted with the protectionists. The
Col. seems to have forgotten that In
1896 his running mate was the presi
dent OF the New England Protective
Tariff association.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-01

The Evening Moral Uplift' has an
attack of deafness, GUINNESS and
blindness so far as the Dick Taylor
infamy is concerned Whenever any
member OF its holy Republican ma
chine is involved. the Moral Uplift"
ducks its head and "cuts" for the
cellar
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Brazil Wants Japanese,

Brazil, being anxious to have Jap
snese immigrants, one steamship com
pany has promised 1900 within the
next two years. the state paying abol
$40 for each individual over IL years
If age.
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A FAMOUS HEALTH BUILDER.

A medicine that Will cleanse the bowels and Put
them in condition to do their proper work unaided
will do more than anything else to preserve health
and strength. Such medicine Is the tonic laxative
herb tea, Lanes Family Medicine Get CSC. pack
age to-day at any druggists dealers. No matter
what you have tried before, Try this famous herb
tea
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1.-THE disgraceful scene of Saturday
aft ernoOn must believe.
Clean out the dives-all of them
The dive-keeper is the legitimate
saloon mans enemy as well as the
peoples.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
!: TODAY IN HISTORY :
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
June I.

1792-Kentncky admitted 20 the
union.
lS13-British frigate Shannon cap
rured the L. S. frigate Chesa-
peake.
1Sil-Sir David Wilkie, celebrated
Scotch painter, died. Born
Nov. IS, 1885.
1875 Charlotte Cushman maze her
last appearance on any stage
at Easton, Pa.
1S92-The Hight Water Mark
monument on Gettysburg bat
tleheld was dedicated.
/ 903-Tornado swept over Gaines
Vile. Ga, with loss of many
lives.
1905-Lewis and Clarke Exposition
opened at Portland, Ore.
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CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average number OF complete and
perfect copies OF The Cairo Bull
letin printed daily and Sun
day during the year 1908. .2oe4
Average number or complete and
perfect copies OF The Cairo Bull
letin printed daily and Sunday
during the month of April 1908 217e
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County. Illinois
Population f6,t47.

Cairo, Alexander County. IIIinoi.
Population f6,t47.
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, n. A. HATCHER
Treasurer. FRANK b. ARM
STRON.
City Attorney, HUNTER BIRD.
Comptroller. ERNEST WORKMAN.
Magistrate. ANDREW WHlTCAMP.
Chief of Police. M. s. EGAN.
Alexander County, Population 27.a67
County Clerk. JESSE Il. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk. ALFRED BROWN.
Sheriff. FRANK &c. DAVIS.
States Attorney, ALEX NJ. WILSON.
Counts Superintendent OF Schools.
PROF. s. Il. GOTT.
Assessor and Treasurer. FRED ID
NELLIS.
Coroner, DIR. JAS. MMANUS.
Board OF County Commissioners
]. ! JENNELI.E, Chairman.
G. v. NEFF :
DR.. EDWIN CAUSE.
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Advertising inThe Bulletin pays The
advertiser because II circulatss among
the peopls that have mcasy 20 szsna
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Better begin standing in with the
jenitor Maybe he will let you dig
some fish worms in the back lot!
y " Il
man who can rock the cradle with
one hand and button his wife's waist
with the other is a great matrimonial
success.
One Of the funniest things about
a girl is how sweet she ca. look In
the evening and how uncanny In the
morning!
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Not every man can break a colt
but almost any woman can break a
man, and some of them can break
him double-flnancially and to wear
a halter.
The poor man who gets lot Of Ell
joyment out of garden is far happier
than the dyspeptic financler who can
buy HIS own vegetables without miss.
ing the money.
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when man buys hat his wifa
doesn't like. she merely smiles saT-
castically and holds her tongue.
When n woman buys hat her hug.
band doesn't Ike, he fuses about II
every time she wears it II 1t lasts
three years.
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An able fnancier" is a man who Is
hle 70 separate the other fellow from
is coin without the aid of a ssndbag
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-01

A published statement of the City
National Bank on January nth.
showed loans and discounts to have
been s224,101.1S; cash on hand $685.
s71.05, capital stock paid in 100000;
surplus $4,000; undivided profits
siG.96407. individual deposits $3.50
2SG.O5. The Alexander County Bank
reported loans and iscounts siS,2G4-
II; cash on hand s34O4264; capital
stoc paid in $4,000; surplus s2,753,-
2S. deposits sGS26O52.
The Turner society opened school
for gymnastics in their hail corner
of Tenth and Poplar streets. Terms
IS cents a month.
Mr.. Z. r. Mills. OF Phila lelphia,
was appointed teller in the City Ma
tional Bank.
Mr. Julius Serbian and Miss Carrie
Grinder were married on January
|12th. Rev. c. Durschncr, of the
Lutheran church performed the cerc
mony.
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The Cairo Bulletin is the only Cn
% paper with the service of the Asso-
sfstsa PrpeA
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-01

Batteries-Joss and Easteriy; Di-
neen, Graham, Bailey Criger and
Smith.
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Among the officers elected by the
Cairo Masonic Commandery, for The
year 1878, were Sir James 8. Rear
lien, Captain General, and Sir Chas.
w. Henderson, Senior Warden. The
remaining ten officers have all passed
away.
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One Benefit Of Work

The best O working is, # gi,ca won
grip hold o things outside your own
Ot.-Eliot.
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THREE I LEAGUE.
Worlds Record Broken.

blooming. May S1.-BloOmington
and Decatur broke the worlds pro
fessional record Tor long baseball
games in a contest which went TWEEN
ty-six innings today, Decatur winning
BY a score of . 10 /. The game was
started n . o'clock, a double header
being scheduled, and the first ten in
uings were played in Il steady drizzle
The grounds were muddy and slip
perry, but the fielding on both sides
was sensational and the pitching Of
both Burns and Clark was phenome.
nal. Decatur woin I'm the twenty.
sixth inning when Fisher was hit by
pitched ball and Burtell made a
three Dagger Bloomington protested
the game claiming that Fisher cut
second base The game was called
tor fifteen minutes on account Of rain
in the fifth inning. The actual play
ing time was four hours ana twenty
minutes.
Score RHE
Bloomington ......... 49,. l IL l
Decatur ..........,. .I.... , II ,
Batteries. and Langdon;
Burns and Fisher.
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Advertisers value the Bulletin be-
cause OF its extraordinary pulling
power.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-06-01
Many Idlors in One L,nouao.

The Navajo language has ~ differ.
ent words for to go"
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Game Forfeited.

Davenport, May 31.-'With the
score 10 in their favor, Davenport
refused to continue after the seventh,
claiming that the grounds were too
muddy and the game was forfeited
TO Rock Island. TO o.
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TIME CARD CAIRO ELECTRIC RVS

Dols Jsuo cars due to leave Second st. &C
OCt LSIlC ing north on numerical Ave
every IL minutes from 8 n. m. to II J.. IN.
Going northon walnut 6tevery ID minuEes
fruIn 300 n. IN to lU.bs y. IN.
Poplar ST. Line m 10 ssse se asS 81 e. que s
ing north on HolhTook; al OBJ. 6:27: 6:t2 8:b7
7l2 n. IN. and on the same minutes every hour
until 1912 and ii:i2 r. m.
Going west on Twenty Eighth st. ~ seq;
6.iY. 6.4 s.tg and 7.nt n. ru and on same min.
utes every hour until i03t and ii;0< p. m.
fhplar st. cars due to pass st. Mary's PARK
10 minutes after leaving Second st.
Belt Line Owl Cars n I,a D. on m w ,sss =.
M: 30 a. M; $50 q. IN; $40 n. M; s:s0a M;
go a. IN,
North on Com IN ercial-I3 y, IN, =. IN. q
IN 3 q. IN. 4 n III. q. m.
ReIt and Owl cars are due 10 pass Wess
nirty fourth st. 10 minutes amer isavip
Sec nj 1t
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CAIRO IN 1878
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
(CaIro Bulletin, Edited by John n
oberly).

]. Il. Phillis, city clerk. advertised
for bids for the construction of an
iron bridge over Cache river.
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Second Game.
Al d
Score
Postponed.

Peoria. May 3O.-Both games were
postponed on account OF rain
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Boston Wins Two.

Philadelphia, May 51.-Bender was
knocked ont of the box in the eighth
inning in the morning game. and This
afternoon Boston won pitchers
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She Knew the Place.

An elderly matron travelling with =
number of bundles, who was tourneyna
10 n point i'm Wisconsin and occupied u
seat in the middle of the car had Taller
asleep On the seat In front Of her cat
a little boy. The brakeman opened the
door OF the car and called out the name
Of the station the train was approaching.
The elderly lady reused herself with a
jerk
Where ara we, Bobby" she asked.
Il don't know. grandma" answered tins
little boy.
Didn't the brakeman say something
tust now
mo: he Just stuck his head I'm the door
md sneezesi. ="
Help me with these things. RohbyF
she exclaimed. hurriodly.
This IS Oshkosh. rs where we get on
Andrews tMichD Record.
BYRON WILLIAMS
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Second Game.
Sox Qrop One.

Chicago, May 31.-Mullin was
credited with his ninth straight vic
tory this morning. The second game
was a to tie, called in the eighth
inning to allow the teams to catch
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NEW PORK TAKES TWO
CONTINUED from First Page.)

Rhoades, Sitton and Clarke.
Second Game.
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Batteries-Scott. Fiene and Payne:
Spcer, killian. Willett and Schmidt.
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Maldrnn and brown.

Second Game.
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Pltteries-Burns. Sutor an
an: Mullin and Stanage
Second Game,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-30
BY J. v. KNIGHT.

1lCAGO. July 30
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-07-30
GIRLS CLEVER RUSE TRAPS
MAN SUSPECTED OF MURDER
Daughter Of Victim, Meeting Suppos'
ed Fugitive in Colorado, Has Pic
ture Taken With Him.

BELLEVILLE. H.. July 30.-A man
said 10 be Sidney Baker, photog-
rapher wanted here In connection with
the mysterious death several months
ago OF Peter Waelz a 60-year-old
farmer worth 100000. was arrested
last night at Silver Plume, Col, on in.
formation furnished by Miss Mabel
Waclz. daughter Of the dead man.
Waelz was found dead on stair
way leading 20 Bakers studio. The
prisoner denies he is Baker insisting
Roy l., Griswold is his right name.
Miss Freda Culp, who was on a fish
ing trip from Denver with Miss Waelz.
thought she recognized Griswold as
Baker. to whom she had sold chloro-
form the night Of Waelz's death, when
she was clerking in a Belleville phar-
macy
The two young women induced him
To have himself photographed with
them and mailed the photo To Belle
Vile for identification. When a reply
was received they caused Griswold's
arrest. y young woman employed by
Baker was IN the studio with Baker
and Waelz the night Waelz was kill
ed, but proved her innocence and was
released.