The Wrangell sentinel., 1909-07-01
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 ''Is she making him a good wife?" Well. not exactly; but she's making him a good husband The Columbia Jester
 Justice O'Halloran-Haye you any children. Mrs. Kelly? Mrs. Kelly hoy two living an wan married,- Judy.
 she-I heard you singing this ev. ening He-Oh. sing just little to kill time. She-You have good weapon.
 Dolly-When they came back from their wedding trip he had jus, s2sS in his pocket. Polly-The stingy thing'-Puck.
 Tommy-Paw, what Is concentrated lye? MT. Tucker-It's the short and ugly word. Tommy. Don't bother me. Chicago Tribune.
 Johnny-I made quarter to-day. pa. Pa-That's good. How did you make It? Johnny-Borrowed 1t from ma Chicago Daily News.
 50 your doctor told you not to wor. ry?' Yes. and then inconsistently in- creased my worry by becoming one of my creditors. s."-Washington Star.
 Jack-Was her father violent when you asked for her hand? Tom-Was he. Great Scott, I thought he would shake my arm off.-Boston Transcript,
 You look so pale and thin. What's got you?" Work. From morning to night. and only a one-hour rest" How long have you been at ito" q begin to- morrow"
 Travelling Manly good man. what time does this train leave Swamp Cen. tre? Agent-My friend. I'm only the agent. I'm not a fortune teller Stray Stories.
 50 your airship was wrecked In the blizzard. I thought you consid- cred 1t perfect" The ship was per feet" replied the inventor stif1y. "Ths air was at fault"
 Yes" said Mrs. Lapslin, "Johnny's all right now. When he was bitten by that strange dog I took him to doc tors and had the wound ostracized right away."-Chicago Tribune.
 Young Wife-Dont you admire a man who always says the right thing at the right time? The spinster-Im sure I could If I ever have the pleas ure of meeting such a man.-Illustrat- ed Bits.
 Nelle-Is that fellow of yours ever going to get up the courage to pro- pose? Belle-I guess not-he's like an hour glass. Nelle-An hour glass? Belle-Yes-the more time he gets, the less sand he has.-Cleyeland Lead CT
 Did you ever have appendicitis" said the insurance man. Well" an- swered the skeptic, T was operated on. But I never felt sure whether 1t was a case Of appendicitis or case of professional curiosity" - Washington Star.
 Why" said the first athletic boast CT, "eyery morning before breakfast I get bucket and pull up ninety gal Ions from the we'll" That's nothing" retorted the other. T get a boat ev- cry morning and pull up the riyer.'- Universal Leader.
 -Nost-er-fortune you con- suited me. I'm just the very man to- er-cure you. Patient-Ah, that's lucky, You are quite familiar with my complaint, then? Doctor-Famil. far? My dear sir I've had it myself -er-this twenty years!
 There" said Borem. that's what think you should do in the matter. I'm no lawyer. but this Is just a lit- tie bit of advice that costs you noth. ing. What do you think of it?" Well" replied Wise fits worth it"- Catholic Standard and Times.
 Come right on in. Sambo," the farmer caled out. He won't hurt you. You know barking dog never bites" Sure, boss, An knows dat" replied the cautious colored man. but An don't know how soon he's going to stop barkin'. '."-Success Magazine.
 "Who is that handsome man over there:" one guest asks another at a dinner party. That is Louis the Four teerth." How absurd, What do you mean?' Well. his name is Louis, and he Is always invited when-wlthout hiIn-there would be thirteen at table," -Le Figaro.
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