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The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
BRIDE BALKS at FOOD.
Chicago Woman Eats Depot Rolls on
Honeymoon; Ask nirorce

Hammond. Ind. March 2o.-Because. her
husband forced her 20 eat depot rolls and
rye bread sandwiches on their honeymoon
trip 20 Denver and Cripple Creek. while
ne went TO saloons and fed on free lunch
Mrs. Constance Moldrefski, Of East Chi
cago. filed suit for divorce against Joseph
MOidrefSki-- Well-tO-dO business man
The couple lived together for one month
when the wife could stand the fare no
longer and left She is now working as
a telephone operator.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
BROTHERS TRADE WIVES.
Evidence shows. However, that II
Was Not PrearranEed.

as Not frearranGed.
Madison. Nebr.. March 2o-The hIng
of the viii Of PHI Hull, OF Norfolk. N
the county court here, reveals the fact
that the deceased and his brother. II II
Hull OF Chadron. traded wives How
ever, II cannot be charged that It was
a pearranged affair. for both divorces
were contested when they were obtained
about two years ago. and II. Il Hull did
not know that his wife's first husband.
his brother Phil had married HIS CH. H
Hulrs first wife until a few days before
pills death One thousand, three hun
dred and twenty-five dollars has to be
deducted from Phirs estate TO pay ali
money 10 his first wife. now MS brothers
present wife.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
SHOCK CURES RHEUMATISM.
WOrTinEman ReJOices over Narrow
Escape from Death.

EdfoCd. Ind. March 1.-Charles Beav-
ers. an employe AZ the United States Ce-
ment QuaTTy, had a narrow escape from
death which has resulted in much eood
TO him.
He came IN contact with the starter
OF the electric motor that operates the
ar cOmpressers and vas pried loose FINN
the switchboard BY feIloR-workmen Who
went 10 his rescue with a long pole
he suffered no serious effects b,le IN
stead was cured Of severe rheurus+ic all
ments, from which he had suffered for a
long time He IS now advocating electric
shocks as a cure for rheumatism
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
FALSE TEETH, CLOTHES.
So Declares Judge. Ruling They Ar
Not Part OF the ANATOMY

Not Part OF the Anatomy.
Lancaster. Pa March 11-Accor7inp n
a court decision here. a false tooth IS not
d part Of mans anatomy.
Thomas Bower was in fair way 70
secure the conviction Of William J. Rib
hey for assault and battery and mayhem.
as he proved cOnClusively that Ribbev as
saulted him and knocked OuI his tooth
The defense showed that II was 2
false tooth which suffered The Judge de-
cided that the false tooth came under the
same class as an article of clothing and
dismissed the case
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
HEIR TO $4,000 IN PRISON.
SON Of PeRitentfary Warden Lose,
at Poker and Gives BAD Checks

at Poker and Gives Rad Checks.
San Jose. March 2o.-Miles Nav nine
teen years old. a Junior at Vanderbilt
University. al Nashville. Tenn. and hair
10 S5o,o0o. left him by his father the 1s-a
Huston Nay, for seventeen years wa-6er
OF the Nashville Penitentiary. was A.
rested here for forgery.
Young NAY confessed 70 signing the
name OF r. =. Gabriel. a local attorney
70 check for so 10 enable him 20 con
tinUe IN a card same in gsmbli7v
house wnere he had lost his last cent sr
poker BE has sent word 70 his stem
mother in Nashville Of his arrest
Huston May, the father. died several
months ago. and shortly afterwe~5
Young May came 10 California 10 SPEND
the winter. He received money from
home. but lie played the races regularly
and lost
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21

The syndicate wasn't losing any time.
While Mrs. Kile was eating sherbets and
ladies' fingers in the Pulaski Heights man
sion, Mr Kile. his patriarchaI white
beard trimmed and brushed as It had not
been for years on the home place. was
being taken deeply into the fnnermos.
confidence Of Mr.. Gordon -AIabray's secre-
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
$1,000

which Is not he bet or hazarded in any manner.
(Sgucdl LOUIS STOWE.
The wrestling began promptly Our
man, Shores. got the first fall He was to
get the second. too. because the million
aires man, German. had agreed TO give
up But in the second bout Shores fell.
and apparently bursting a blood vessel.
gave every evidence OF dying in great
agony.
Every one was greatly excited. Cor
don wept because Of the disgrace attach
ing to his family In having him present
al such death In the midst OF the ex-
element Bennett, the private secretary.
rushed up and whispered that he was
ruined. He had bet his employers
money-the stakes he held for them-and
must now escape 20 Canada. was
hustled out Of the building on the plea
that ! was guest and must be pro
tected. One Of the milliouaires remain
ed with the supposed corpse.
Stowe prOfessed 10 be ruined. I lent
him enough money TO get out Of town.
He said he was sick, so 1 gave him my
overcoat. They all got away | was glad
The Washington herald., 1909-03-21
ToId to Keep QnIef-

As fast as Mikes complained some
one in St. Louis wrote or wired them
that they need make no trouble, and that
they would get their money. A dozen OF
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
TO UTAH EDUCATORS.

The Salt Lake Route. Utah's most
popular road, announces many rates
and dates for east and west-bound ex
cursions. These excursions include
attractive water and rail trips. ocean
voyages and side trips to the Alaska
Yukon Exposition and other notable
places.
For the N. Il. A. convention at Den
yer, July 9Th to 9th, all stations ir
Utah will sell round trip tickets, also
on many other dates low round trips
to Denver. Cheyenne, Pueblo and Col
orado Springs.
The round trip to Los Angeles on
days especially suited for teachers go
ing on their vacation is $4,000. Tick
cts also sold returning via San Fran
cisco and Portland, Ore. and good
for ocean trip to Portland. Every
teacher in Utah should call on the
nearest Salt Lake Route agent for full
particulars or write to Kenneth G..
Kerr, ID. p A., Salt Lake City, who
will cheerfully give full information.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
Real Auto Poem.

Arthur Riddle. the oldtime philoso
pher made a poem out OF the automo
bile. as follows:
81 like the smell of the gas so well
and the smell of the gasoline. and J
like the purr and electric whirr OF the
buzzmobile machine. What Joy to
ride DER the countryside with a gale
tearing by your ears, as you fly
through space at wicked pace with
never a thought of fears. Clear out
Of mind is the town behind. for moth
ing is real, indeed. but your meteor
red, and the road ahead and the dizzy
delight of speed-till the sudden SHOCK
when cruel rock destroys your dream
with jerk. The car breaks down
and you walk to town. half day late
to work."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

)oyed by the Apaches is due to their really won.
uerfui organization. They form community by
themselves apart from all the rest of Paris
win their own laws, courts and executioners;
their secret passwords and almost their own
language. for the argot they use is practically
uhlnteigible to others Merciless toward their
victims, they are no less merciless in Furnishing
those OF their own number who are convicted OF
treachery
few years ago one Painblanc was accused
OF being in league with the police He was for
mally brought to trial, the Judge being leader
known as 'lEspagnol." The charge against
Painblanc was not fully proved, but his loyalty
was so doubtful that he was sentenced to exile.
Rising from his chair in the obscure dive where
the trial was being held, he hurled his knife at
rEspagnol with unerring accuracy, and the Judge
fell dead with the blade In his heart The police
rushed In and carried Painblanc to prison, the
Apaches making no effort to save hin,
Another alleged traitor was Albert Durin He
was condemned to death and two Apaches tied
him to the rails of tunnel of the Belt Line
railway of Paris He found before a train
passed and rescued How many traitors have
been executed by their comrades It is impossible
to know. for only in such cases the foregoing
do the police learn about the operations of the
tribunals"
The Apache highwayman operates swiftly and
skillfully. and lone strangers In the streets OF
Paris are never safe from his attacks. His favo-
rite method, known lie coup du Pere Fran
co.'s" 10 10 strange his victim by twisting a
handkerchief about his neck. After robblng the
senseless man. the thug frequently will kill him
with the knife, for the Apaches seem to delight
In wanton murder done in what they choose
10 consider an artistic" way II the criminal
is arrested a score of his companions spring up
apparently from the very pavement. and unless
the police In force they are speedily routed
and the prisoner Is rescued
An observant visitor in Paris may see Apaches,
male and female. almost any street. but Il is
in the Place dc la Roquette that they are to be
found in crowds on OCCASION. There Is set up
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
What He Saved.

A prominent Democratic politician,
who lived at Allentown, was appointed
to the position OF naval Officer at Phil.
adelphia during the second Cleveland
administration. While in the city he
made host OF friends and all OF his
waking hours. when he was not en-.
gagged in official duties. were spent
with these gentlemen. attending vari
GUS interesting and costly entertain.
ments. At the expiration OF his term
of office he returned home, and his
good mother. who was an old.fash.
Toned German woman, said to him,
curiously:
John. what did you save during
the four years you we're In Officer"
Mother" he said. with smile
lighting up his countenance. 81 accom-.
plished wonders-I saved my life"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
LIKED wiz OF ARTEMUs WARD
Londoners for a Wonder Appreciated
Work Of Great American
Humorist.

On the occasion OF Artemus Wards
professional visit to London, which &C.
CURED not long before his death, j. e.
Preston Muddock says in his book,
Pages from an Adventurous Life"
that the American humorist's adver.
tisements of his show" were as full
Of funny surprises as the lectures
themselves. One that tickled the gen.
eral public was this:
Artemus Ward Delivered Lectures
Before All the Crowned Heads of Eu.
rope Ever Thought Of Deliver
ing Lectures.
And an excerpt from his lecture on
Drawing" is quoted by Mr.. Muddock
as a particularly delightful bit.
Il haven't distinguished myself as
an artist" Ward said. in his inimitable
way. but have always been mixed UP
In art. have an uncle who takes
photographs in his sane moments. and
l have servant who takes every.
thing he can lay his hands on at any
moment.
AT very tender age could draw
on wood. When a mere child / once
drew a small cartload of raw turnips
over a wooden bridge. II was a raw
morning. The people OF the village
recognized me. They said 1t was a
raw-turnip drawing. That shows how
faithfully had copied nature. l drew
their attention to 1t. so you see there
was lot Of drawing In IT,
The villagers. with wonderful dis
cernment peculiar to villagers, said
had future before me. AS was
walking backward when I made my
drawing replied that thought thai
my future must be behind me-"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
1--WE Have with Us Tonight. !"

II is many year since the country
has laughed ovep so bright satirical
nit as Mr.. Samuel G.. Blythe's little
book, I'VE Have With Us Tonight
Il. is his touch OF nature that makes us
laugh with him. Though a newspaper
nan by PROFESSIONALISM one of the
most highly paid in the country-Mr
Blythe has hitherto left the muckrake
to his less optimistic fellows; but this
time the worm has turned and the hap
less victim is that everrecurring fes
tival OF gloom. the banquet. Pub
lished by Henry Altemus Company
PHILADELPHIA.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
Good--lf True

A Jersey commuter says that the
other day his wife hired a Swedish
carpenter to repair some blinds on the
outside of the house. When he was
at work on ladder propped up against
the side of the building the madame
went out to see how he was getting
on.
rs there anything you need. Mr..
Swenson?" she asked.
The carpenter gulped once or twice
but made no reply.
The lady repeated tho question
again a gulp, but no answer.
why don't you answer me. sir"
said the madame, Indignantly.
The Swede turned and looked down
at her gravely.
MY mout' is full uf SCREWS" he
said. Il cannot speag undill I sdal
Ter some!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
@-zzE[@a N ucKARD

the recently restored guillotine, and
whenever there is to be an execution
the Apaches flock from all districts of
the city to witness the CHASTITY sight
Silently they stand. gazing at the
grim instrument of death, until the
condemned individual is brought forth.
Then jeers and bowls break forth
from the crowd, and as the knife falls
the Apaches rush forward to dip their
handkerchiefs in the blood. These
they preserve as souvenirs, or sell
them to the degenerates of the upper
classes.
Strangely enough, the male Apa.
ches nearly all look alike. They are
hollow-cheeked, dark-haired, furtive.
eyed, stumbling of gait and sallow of
COMPLEMENTARY easily recognized
among the throngs on the streets.
The women on the other hand, as a
rule. are handsome, spirited and in
telligent. They dress well and give
especial attention to the care of thei,
hair. which they never cover with a
hat. All of them, men and women,
profess to follow some trade as a
safeguard against the occasional
raids of the police on their haunts.
Official Paris Is somewhat dis
mayed by the rapidly growing men.
ace OF these Apaches bands. The
number of robberies and murders at
tributable to them is increasing
monthly. and as the victims very
often are travellers from foreign lands
the crimes are having an appreci;I5le
effect on tourist business.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

that "Old Glory" mature at its birth. But
its infancy dates back to the earliest recorded
American history.
At the time of the birth of THE Star Spangled
Banner" tradition and verified history had marked
some 500 years since the advent of the first
European upon American soil. The Norseman and
the Danes landed upon the northeastern shores Of
this continent several times between the years
$50 and 1300 Is proven by their own records.
In 1892 Columbus planted the flag of Spain on
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
An important Date.

What was the date Of the Union
Of the Crowns?" asked an inspector.
1903" he was instantly informed.
Right. And why was this date an
important one for you to remember
Because you we're sure TO ask for it,
returned the little victim Of cram.
Register
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
m,L.. w,.,. place. Useful.

Among the advantages OF frog farm
ing in France is the fact that 1t en-
sbles persons of limited means to uti-
lie marshes and ponds which are too
shallow and warm for fish culture and
practically useless for any other pur-
pose, and produce, on a comparatively
small area. a large amount of valuable
food material, for which there Is al
WAYS an eager market.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

A new authority has decided that
under certain circumstances" a man
may play poker with only four cards.
But II he wants to play with six the
player must get his gun out ahead Of
the other fellow-Boston Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

save for the loss of one
eye and the presence
OF many scars, the re-
suits of her numerous
boulevard battles. She
was deliberately tat
tooed and was mighty
proud of that adorn-
ment. Chiffonnette's ca.
reer came to an un.
timely end last New
Years day, when she
engaged in a desperate
fight with another
woman whom she hat
ed. Cheered on by a
crowd of her male and
female subjects. the
queen finally stabbed
herantagonist to death
with a stiletto, and
now she is a prisoner
In st. Lazare.
This years queen of
the Apaches is Pope.
She is only IS years
old and as pretty as a
picture, but as fierce
as a tigress and a fit
leader for the wretch
es by whom she is
adored.
The comparative i'm
munity from arrest
and punishment en-.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
For Better or Worse.

I'm tired of this eternal philosoph.
ical scrap about the respective influ-
ences of heredity and environment"
says the Philosopher of Folly. III
heredity brings man enough money,
he can make his own environment"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
GOOD WORK Of N. Ladyblrd.

Italy, Spain. the British West In
dies, and other communities where
oranges are grown, have called upon
Uncle Sam for great quantities Of
ladybirds to devour the scale in those
sections. This insect has gone forth
with healty appetite and does its part
toward saving the orange crop in
many parts of the world.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

Red Cross OF St George" the banner Of Richard
Couer de Lion In 1892 and planted at Labrador by Be
basan Cabot In 1897 as the royal ensign OF Henry VII
the Island Of San Salvador. of the Bahamas,
and again in 1898 at the mouth of the orinoco In
South America; but the first flag to float over the
soil of the North American continent of which his
tory tells was planted on the shore OF Labrador In
1897 by Sebastian Cabot
The first stage OF evolution was marked two
years before the settlement of jamestown, when
James l. OF England. in honor OF the union, placed
the diagonal white OF st. Andrew with the
red cross OF st. George both upon a blue field.
This is the first blending of the American national
colors known to history. The red. white and blue
is therefore as old as the country as II appeared
in the flags which foated over the Virginia settle
ment and was the flag OF the Mayfower and Of
Plymouth
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
Chronic.

away down in her heart" said the
boarding house philosopher. every
woman is pessimist. When any
calamity happens she always wants to
know the worst, and isn't happy until
she hears n"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

NE morning not long ago
a well-dressed foreigner,
evidently an American
tourist. was found dead
on the pavement in a side
street of Paris. Twisted
about his neck was a
dirty handkerchief with
which he had been stran-
gled; he had been brutal
ly kicked and beaten,
and in his chest were
several knife wounds, any
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12

It's time now to give her that en-.
gagement ring II you are to be mar
ried in June. We specially mount
large selection Of pure white dia
monds at medium price for engage.
ment rings. OF course, we also show
extremes In size and price, but our
guarantee goes with every one.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
Hard Work Of COLOMBIAN Women.

Half of Colombia's miners are
women, working in the hydraulic OPP
erations, up to their waists in water,
beside the men.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
Matter of loqlc.

why shouldn't a woman love a hat
above everything? That's where she
wears II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-12
FLAG DAY."
MY Mrs Edward punroy.Reed.

The general observance Of June IA
as Flag Day" suggests the thought
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1909-06-18
Misses Mallory and Written Entertain.
left over last week.

Misses Mary Mallory and Eta
Written were the charming hostesSes
to the young folks of Forrest City at
the lovely home OF Mr. and Mrs. NJ.
l.. Bowers on Friday evening, the
fourth Of June.
The doors of this home were thrown
open in the usual hospitable manner
OF Mr. and Mrs. Bowers, and at eight
thirty the guests began TO arrive.
The rooms were artistically decora-
ted in palms and cut flowers and the
color scheme of pink and white was
carried out in every detail
The feature of the evening was
domino whist, and after the guests
had assembled they were invited out
upon the beautiful lawn which was
brilliant with electric bulbs and
japanese lanterns and enjoyed them
selves until a late hour. There were
thirteen tables
Miss Emma Eldridge Won the la
dies prize-a beautiful souvenir
spoon, and Mr. Joe Ferguson the gen
tlemen's prize-a lovely cut-glass ink
stand.
The visitors, Misses Tucker, of
Portland. Arkansas, Grobmyer, of
Carrolton Kentucky; Logan, of
Arkadelphia, Arkansas and Grandel
of Harrison, Arkansas, were each
presented with a beautiful bouquet
of sweet peas.
Misses Elizabeth Prewett and Corne
liza Aven presided gracefully at the
punch bowl. Dainty refreshments
which consisted of cream in ode
shapes, pink and white cakes with
the initial of the charming hostesses
upon them, were served.
Music, which added much to the
evening S gaiety, was rendered by the
Forrest City String Band.
The hostesses whose charming per
sonality and gracious manners have
made them the leaders among the
social set, were ably assisted in enter
tanning by Mr.. and Mrs .. y. Warren
and Mr.. and Mrs. Bowers.
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1909-06-18

union this week.
Business in our little burg is dull
owing to the bad weather and ere
cent (?)' panic
The Rye-Ola boys, consisting OF
Messrs. Cecil Bottoms, Weston Payne,
Walter Prewett, Luther Stout, will
Hayens, Louis Ravens, Estell Remley.
Grady Remley, Jim Rainbolt. and
Bonnie McCrary, crossed bats with
the Palestine nine Monday. Score 9
to D III favor of Palestine The Rye
Ola boys took their defeat good ma.
turedly, and we wish to say that each
one is a perfect gentleman. There
was no rowdyism nor anything detri-
mental exhibited by either side. Such
game is indeed pleasure to witness.
Is. ). Moore, of Forrest City. was in
Palestine Monday
Jake Singer. of Gill, passed through
Palestine Monday enroute to the re
union.
Mr.. J. G Wilson, an ex-confed. went
to Memphis Monday to mingle Will
comrades Of tie 66s.
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1909-06-18
PALESTINE TIMES.
tLctt over last week.

Having "faired up our farmers.
who by the way had been afflicted with
a chronic attack of the blues, are now,
wearing the smiles that wont come off.
Bates Appleby, formerly a resident
Of this place, bat now on the News
Scimitar force in Memphis, was vel
come visitor in our town one day last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs 5. +. Suleer left Mon
day for Memphis, where they will
take in the reunion.
=. 5. Able attended the reunion in
Memphis. lie reports tine time
Henry Jordan was business visitor
in Forrest City Monday.
{. NJ. " ilkinsOn was in Memphis al
the reunion this week.
Grass is being slaughtered without
mercy. Crops are, however, in pretty
good shape considering the chance
they have had.
John Young was in Mariana the
first Of the week.
J. i. Moore, former agent at this
place, was on the streets Monday.
Otis Stevens, Of the Forrest City
Grocer Company, was calling on the
trade Monday
Rev L. F. Marshall preached at the
Christian church Sunday. Good ser
mon and good attendance.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Sulcer attended
the reunion in Memphis
Squire G. G. War; is quite sick al
this writing.
W. j Sherman. secretary Of the So
cialist party OF st. Francis county an
nounces that there Will be a grand
barbecue and picnic in Palestine on
the first Wednesday in August, given
by the Socialist party.
The stork visited the home Of Rev.
and Mrs l.. +. Marshall last Thurs.
day, leaving ten-pound girl Mother
and little lady are doing nicely.
Squire J. J. Wood attended the re-