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The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
INDIAN EXCAVATIONS
SUBJECT OF ADDRESS
Prof. Edgar Hewett to Lecture
on Researches at Puye

BERKELEY. Sept. 20.-Prof. Edgar
L. Hewett. director of the School. OF
American Archaeology OF Washington,
d. C.. and one of the foremost archae-
ologists of the United States, will lee
ture under the auspices of the San
Francisco Society of tie ArchaeoIogical
Institute of America IN California hall
Thursday on the subject of Three Ex-
cavations at Puye"
erable field work in archaeology, win
deal with the excavations in New
Mexico in unearthing pueblo remains.
and tell OF many interesting scientific
facts connected with the work of the
society I'm this field.
The lecture will be illustrated by
lantern slides from photographs taken
IN the neid Py henneth IA; chapman,
Hewett in his field work
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
BERKELEY ASSOCIATION
HOLDS HOUSE WARMING
Art Club Opens Headquarters
With Lecture and Exhibition

BERKELEY, Sept. 20-At a house
warming. open to only the members OF
the Berkeley art association. the new
clubrooms of the association in Allston
way were thrown open tonight.
The initial exhibit consisted of Jap
anese brocades, prints and curios.
Prof. William Dallam Armes of the
English department of the university
8ectured on Japanese Art"
The patronesses included: Mrs.
Clark Brunham, Mrs. s. /. Fish, Mrs. c.
C. Han. Mrs. f. L. Lipman. Mrs. F. H.
Payne, Mrs. Frederick Jewell Laird
Mrs ]. S. Eastman, Mrs. John CARRIER,
Mrs. C. l.. Higgins, Mrs Whitney
PaIache and Mrs. Henry W. Taylor.
c. c. Dakin is president of the asso-
citation. and Earl III. Webb secretary.
Following is the board of directors of
the association: Mrs. Elinor Carlisle,
Mrs j. NJ. Pierce, Mrs. Charlotte Colby.
f. F. Conner. c. l.. Biedenbach and j.
B. Chapman.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
WITNESS SIGNED WILL
TOO LATE, SAYS JUDGE
Rejected Because the Testator
Was Unconscious

OAKLAND. Sept. 2o.-The will of
Henry Jund was denied admission to
probate by Judge Ogden today because
George Geek. a witness. had signed the
document after Jund was unconscious.
George Jund, son of the testator, said
that the will was written by his father
in 1905, but that Jund had only signed
it when he rapidly weakening a few
weeks ago.
He asked to have George Jund take
it to Geek for signature, and afterward
Geek was summoned, but found that
Jund has lost the use of his mental
faculties.
The estate. which was valued at
$4,000, was to have gone to Jund' IS
widow, but will now be divided between
her and her son, to whom letters tes-
tamentary were issued
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
AUTOMOBILE COMEDY
AT BROADWAY THEATER
Humor and Clever Situations
Mark Touring Car Trip

OAKLAND, Sept. 20.-"The Lightning
Conductor" which opened tonight at
the Broadway theater for the weeks
run, proved a refreshing comedy, it's
situations being unique and humor
good The play is founded on the story
of the same name by c. n. and A. M.
Williamson and deals with an auto
trip through Europe.
An automobile courtship. with many
laughable situations, is the main fea-
ture of the play. Landers Stevens and
Miss Cooper take the leading roles.
The play will run throughout the
week, with matinees Wednesday Sat-
urday and Sunday.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
Marriage Licenses

OAKLAND. Sept. 20.-The following marriage
licenses were issued today:
Charles II. Pratt. A, and Ellen B.. Land 80
both Of Phoenix, Ariz
Robert Wilson, 80. and Mary Lauder, 40. both
OF Los Gatos.
Albert D. Harris. "a. Detroit, Mich. and
Helen l.. Robinson, "a, Berkeley.
Francis Redekaer, 25, Bay Point, and Eta
Hackley, 20. Placervile.
Frank r Flemming. So, and Mary w. Bull.
"A. both OF Oakland.
Joseph 4. Kennedy. 80. and Mary R. Gala
glcr 80. both Of Oakland.
Joe Brunecker, 2l, Oakland, and Mary Auto
uuccio. 1e. Fruityale.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
RAILWAY COMMISSION
TO SIT IN OAKLAND
Will Listen to Protests and
Complaints of Shippers

OAKLAND. Sept. 2O.-A meeting of
the state board of railroad commits
sioners will be held November / in the
rooms of the Oakland chamber of
commerce for the purpose of hearing
protests and complaints of shippers.
Secretary Wagner of the commission
has sent a request to shippers. asking
them to be ready with complaints at
the meeting. Similar meetings are be-
ing held in all large cities with rail-
way facilities.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
FUNERAL SERVICES OF
PROMINENT OAKLANDER
6. K. Marshall, Former City
Councilman, Laid at Rest

OAKLAND. Sept 20.-Funeral serv-
ices were held this afternoon at the
chapel of the Oakland crematory over
the remains of Charles Knox Marshall
an old resident of Oakland, who was
prominent in public affairs for years.
Marshall died Saturday at his home
1908 Ielegraph avenue He was a ma
tive of Missouri. and a member of the
family which points with pride to Chief
Justice John Marshall as one of its
members.
settling first in Solano county Since
1884 he had been a resident of Oak
land, engaging in the real estate busi-
ness. He served a. term in the city
council A widow, Mrs. Julia E. Mar
shall, and four Children survive him.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
The California Promotion CommIttee

tine State Central Organization Organised In
ls02-An association for the commercial and
Industrial Development OF Cslifornfa.l
PROMOTIONS: The act OF promotion. advance
ment. encouragement-"-Century Dictionary
TON Of California interests. II has nothing to
sell Il fosters all things tending to the ADJ
vANCEAENT OF California II IL an authority
COCkAGES the establishment OF new industries
aud fosters those already established. II invqrss
tunittee and needs OF all fields OF business and
professional acftvfty- It IL supported By popular
rendered It has affiliated with Il ESQ CONNER
cikt organtzattons OF the state wish a combined
membersh1p OF mofe than 10000 Meetings OF
representatives Of these organisations are held
semfannuaIly IN different parts Of the state,
where matters OF California interests ere 6fs-
eusssd- Hsadquarters OF the COMMITTEES are
maintained h MerchantS Exchange building. San
tyaneiocoI CORRESPONDENCE NYITNR
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
NAPA SAVINGS BANK
DENIED CERTIORARI WRIT
Fight On Against Increase Made
in the Assessment
Especial Dispatch TO The CALI

NAPA, Sept. 2O.-In the superior
court today Judge Gesford gave the
Napa savings bank of This city Sc
we're setback in its efforts to evade the
assessment recently levied by the
board of supervisors sitting as a
county board of equalization. The
assessor, Robert Corlett, to assess the
bank for $94,1S4 of deposits invested in
bonds of quasi public corporations.
The assessor fixed the assessment at
the nominal sum of $40 and the board
August % summarily taxed the bank
for the amount of deposits so invested
in bonds
The bank Saturday last applied for
a writ of certiorari. contending that
the equalizers' time to sit had expired
August 2.
lion aIE for the writ. held ihaf the the ban,- Peu-
had adequate and speedy remedy at
law
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
AUTOMOBILE COLLIDES
WITH MAN ON WHEEL
Machine Runs Over Bicyclist,
Inf1icting Broken Rib

MELROSE, Sept. 20.-Henry Schnarr
of 2S05 Allendale avenue was struck
and seriously hurt last night by an au-
tomobile at Liese avenue and East
Fourteenth street. He was riding a
bicycle at the time.
The machine, which was driven by
William Panke of Mount Eden and
contained five women besides the
driver, passed over Schnarr's body One
of his ribs was broken, and he was
badly bruised.
According to Deputy Sheriff Reilly,
the blame for the collision belongs to
Panke- Schnarr was taken to his
home.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
nIore Tahoe Excur.ions

Leave Southern Pacific September 24th
Round trip. $500. including delightful
steamer trip around the lake. Ask
about excursion leaving on September
a4fh for Tahoe City, $3.50 for round
trip. Return by September 29th.k See
agents Ticket offices: Flood Building,
Market Street Ferry Depot, and Thir-
teeDth and Franklin Streets. oakland.s
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
FIRE IN HOUSE WAKES
FAMILY FROM SLUMBER
Kerosene Lamp Left Burning
All Night ExplodeS

OAKLAND, Sept. 20-A Kerosene
lamp left burning on the dining room
table in T. j. Hollands home at 1406
Seventeenth street exploded at o'clock
this morning before the members of
the family, were out of bed and set
fire to the room. The smoke awakened
Holland, who turned in fire alarm,
and the blaze was quenched. but not
until after $3.50 damage had been done.
The loss is covered by insurance.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
RETURNS FROM VACATION
] TRIP BRINGING A BRIDE
Well known Petaluma Dentist
Becomes a Benedick
rSor~;oJ D;.nafch Ia The Gill

PETALUMA. Sept. 2o.-Dr. John
Worth Peoples, a well known dentist,
returned today from Vancouver. bring
ing with him bride. He married
Miss Nell Jeanette Dice, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs: w. c. Dice. OF Vancouver.
September Is. The doctors friends
were taken by surprise. They were
not aware that his recent vacation trip
was to end in wedding.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
ANNOUNCE TESTS FOR
ADDITIONAL POLICE
Six PatroIimen to Be Added to
Berkeley Department

BERKELEY, Sept 20.-Six men will
be added to the police force of this
city by public examination at police
headquarters Thursday night under
the direction of Commissioner c. Hoff,
head of the department of public health
and safety, and Chief of Police August
vollmer. The addition of the men
means the resumption of an eight hour
day. which was abandoned during the
city's financial stringency year ago.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
WILL TELL ADVANTAGES
OF BERKELEY'S CHARTER
Mayor Hodghead to Address
Municipalities League

BERKELEY, Sept. 2o.-Mayor Bev-
erly Hodghead will address the League
of California Municipalities. which
opens its convention in Santa Cruz to-
morrow on the subject of the Berkeley
city charter.
This address Will be delivered
Wednesday morning on account of the
inability of the mayor to leave here
before the council meeting tomorrow
morning.
City Attorney Frank Stringham, Su-
perintePaen1 OF Stree1s chris Ensel-
will be the official delegates to the con-
vention from this city.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
Will. AID RurIp1Ne ruNp-B,

WILL AID BUILDING FUND-Berkeley. Sept.
20.-The Catholic aid society of the ST. Angus
tine church has announced an entertainments and
dance in wilkins hall In Haste street the
evening of September 20. Professional and
amateur talent will furnish the amusement and
a five piece orchestra will play for dancing.
The proceeds will be used for the church build
ing fund.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
OCEAN VIEW OFFICIALS
WILL GREET EXECUTIVE
Mayor Hodghead of Berkeley
includes Them on Committee

BERKELEY. Sept. 20.-That the offi-
cials of Ocean View may be able to,
greet President Taft when he arrives
in this city October >, Mayor Beverly
Hodgliead has sent an invitation to
Mayor Frank J.. Roberts and other OFF,
cials of Ocean View to join the Berke-
ley delegation of oficials in greeting
the chief executive Of tho nation.
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21
. PROPOSALS

PROPOSALS FOR ANIMALS-Depot Quarter
masters Office. 1886 North Point Street San
Francisco. Call. September % 1eoe-Sealed pro-
posals. In triplieate- subject 70 usual conditions
win be received here until 10 O'Clock a. m
October Is. 1903. for furnishing 800 cavalry
horses Delivery at Seattle. Wash. or other
prominent railroad points. Information fur
nished on application The United states re-
serves the right to accept or reject any or all
bids Envelopes containing proposals should be
marked Proposals for animals TO be opened
October u. 10o9,' and addressed +. Won
SCHRADER. Depot Quartermaster. L. s. Army
U. s. ENGINEER's ONCE. Boston. Mass.
Aug 80. 1902 Sealed proposals fof Boilers. En-
viii be received here until IL N. Sept 80 1909
and then publicly opened. Information on ap-
plication- EDw- BURR Lit. Col Engrs-
The San Francisco call., 1909-09-21

On a1D u AZ our thss ~. s sept;
an invitation OF the California public health
association to attend its convention in Santa
Cruz next Thursday. Prof. NJ. +. Jaffa. vice
president of the association. and Prof. Charles
Gilman Hyde OF the department Of sanitary
engineering will be the delegates from the
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
Coronation Lunches.

The most unceremonious coronation
snack upon record is undoubtedly that
piece of cold chicken which was
thrown to and devoured by the late
Lord Gwydyr in the gallery of West
minister Hall SO years ago. But even
the authorized refreshment of the
highest personages is apt to be rather
unconventionally served on these occa-
sions. Queen Victoria tells in her jour-
nal how, after she had been crowned,
she repaired with all the peers bear
ing the regalia, my ladies and train
bearers, to st. Edwards chapel, as it
is called; but which, as Lord Mel
bourne said. was more unlike chapel
than anything he had ever seen; for
what was called an altar was covered
with sandwiches, bottles of wine," etc.,
etc. Lord Melbourne took glass of
wine, but the queen does not say
whether she took any refreshment her
self.-London Chronicle.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
Big Convention Planned.

Among the Christian churches of
the Blue Grass section of the State
there is much activity by way of prep
aration for the State Convention Of
the Christian churches of Kentucky,
which will be held in Lexington Sep
TENDER 20 to %. This will be a cen
tennial convention, inasmuch as the
Christian churches are this year cele-
brating the one hundredth year of it's
organization. The convention will be
particularly interesting one, as it
comes only a few weeks before the
opening of the great international con-
vention of that church, which will be
held in Pittsburg, Pa, The State
convention this year promises to be
more largely attended than ever be-
fore, and will be participated in by
the State organization Of the Christian
Woman's Board of Mission and the
Bible schools, each of which will oc-
cupy days program during the meet
| inD
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
BASE BALL.
FRIDAYS GAME.

In one of the most interesting games
Of the season Lexington defeated the
Paris team Friday afternoon 0y score
of 2 to /.
The sensational catch of Viox, on
short, saved the game to Lexington.
1t was chance that is accepted about
once during a life time. The Colts
only made four hits off of Simms, while
the locals touched Doyle up for six.
Lexington made their winning run
in the tenth, Simms passed both Sheets
and Harper, Murphy was out on a
short fly to Barnett, Chapman laid
down a buDt and beat it out on the
throw to catch him at first Sheets
scored. Following is score and sum-
mary:
Paris. 10000 O1OO OIL
Lexington. 10000 OO01 O If
! Two base hits-Ochs. Base on balls
off Sims, z; off Doyle six. Struck out
by Simms 5; by Doyle /. Stolen
bases-Ochs, Digger, Sheets Chap
man, Viox. Sacrifice hits-Hanni. q I,
Barnett, 2; Harper Zurlage, Doyle.
Umpire-Piepho.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
His Photouraphlc Plates SPOILED.

A new York photographer recently
learned, to his sorrow, that the gas
mantle emits ray. He had stored
away a large number of plates in a
dark place and inadvertently left a
gas mantle near the plates. They re-
manned in the place for a month, and
when the photographer took his plates
out he found all of them logged The
mantle contained thorium, a radio
active substance that penetrates a
cardboard plate, box as easily as it
goes through glass. The man didn't
know this, but now he knows better
than to leave gas nantes near his
plates.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
SATURDAYS GAME.

The Colts were defeated by the
Bourbonites at White Park Saturday
afternoon breaking the losing streak
of the latter The principal features
were the fielding of Viox for the visi-
tors and the work of Reggy for the
locals on short.
Scheneburg was On the slab for the
locals and while he allowed the Colts
seven bingles, he kept them sufficient
ly scattered with the result that they
were of little benefit. Robbins for the
visitors showed goo form and had a
shade the advantage over the Paris
twirler, allowing the locals only five
hits.
Paris made their runs in the fourth,
Robbins hit Setback, Setback was
forced at second by Goodman's ground
er to Robbins, Robbins walked Dug
ger and Reggy filling the bases. Bar
nett hit to Viox and Goodman was sOut
at the plate and in an effort to double
Downing hit Barnett in the back the
ball Fgoing to right field both Digger
and Reggy scoring.
Lexington made their only run in
the seventh, Kaiser beat out a bunt
and went to second on Barnett's muff,
scoring on Downing's single to center.
Following is score and summary:
Paris. ............00 02 o. 20 0 o.
Lexington. 5000 DOL 0 0-1
Batteries-Paris, S:heneburg Iand
Elgin; Lexington, Robbins and Down
ing. Errors-Parls 3; Lexington, /.
Two base hits-Dugger. Struck out
by Scheneburg 4; by Robbins 5. Base
on balls of Scheneburg, 2; off Rob-
bins, 4. Stolen bases-Harper Zurlage,
Kaiser. Sacrifice hits-Harper, Eur
lage, Scheneburg. Umpire-Piepho.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
MONDAYS GAME.

In one of the shortest games Of the
season atWbite Park, the hust1ing Bour-
bonites pulled the ambitious Pioneers
down one ruDg of the pennant ladder
by defeating them by score of to /.
The hits were nearly all long drives,
seven of the ten hits made being for
extra bases. Barnett, Digger and
Hannigan for Paris and Whitaker.
Dawson and Krug for the visitors did
the slugging. Dugger's hit to the
right field fence was a dandy and ON
any other grounds in the league it
would have been home run.
Richmond maze their lone tally in
the first inning when Maloney singled.
went to second on JohnSon's sacrifice
and scored on Whittaker's two-bagger.
Tom Digger then got mao at their
impotence and refused to let them hit
1t further, except with two men out.
Paris won the game in the second in
ming after two were down. Scott
walked and scored On the next ball
which Barnett hit to right center for
three bases, Barnett scoring on Krug's
muff Of HOrung's return from right
field by way OF johnson.
Paris threatened again in the sixth
for moment only when Digger triple
with two down, but Scott could not
score him. Again in the eighth, Ochs
went to first when Creager hit him.
going to second on Hannigan's perfect
sacrifice and to third on Goodman's
single to third. Digger, however,
forced Goodman at second for the third
out. The score and summary follows
! Richmond OOOOO ~
Paris. ..O 2 OOOOx-2
Batteries Richmond. Creager and
Dawson; Paris, Digger and Bevan.
Hits, Richmond, 5; Paris, 5. Errors
Richmond, /; Paris, l. Earned runs
-kichmond. l. Two base hits Whit
taker, HaDnigaD, Dawson, Krug.
Three base hits-Barnett, Digger.
Base on balls Creager, l. Struck
out-by Creager, 8; by Digger, a.
Hit by pitcher-Beven, Ochs. Left on
bases-Richmond, 4 :; Paris, 6. Sacri-
flee hits ohnson. Hannigan. Stolen
bases-Dawson. Thoss. Time-I 20
Umpire-Piepho.
NOTES.
The management Of the Knoxville
Base Ball Club are after two of the
bOurDonlteS.
Tommy Sheets, manager of the Lex
ington Colts, broke the small bone in
his left ankle when sliding at home
plate in the tenth inning of Friday
game. 1t vas the run that won the
game.
The Hustlers, OF Winchester, will be
here today to meet the Bourbonites at
Whites Park. A rafting fast game
may be expected.
Pitcher Jimmie Poole has returned
to Paris to take his turn among the
Paris twirlers. While Poole did not
fare well in the game with Richmond
Sunday, and was taken out of the box
in the second inning, it is a fact well
known that he has the goods and the
folks around here believe in him.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24

pitching qualities by letting the Bour-
bonites down with five bingles and fan
ned seven of the best batters Of the
local team. The features of the game
were the fine work Of Ochs in center
and Setback on second for the locals
and the fielding of Baird for the visi-
tors.
The Paris boys handed the game to
the Pioneers in the first inning when
MaIoney the first up hit to right CEN
ter for two bases, johnson hunted and
beat it out, Maloney taking third, in
an effort to catch johnson at first Ell
gin threw wild Maloney scoring. Whit
taker sacrificed, johnson taking second,
Dawson looked over four bad ones,
Baird singled to center, Johnson scOr-
ing and Dawson going to third, Krug
drove a long fly to center, Dawson
scoring on 1.-THE out, Thoss out to cen
ter retiring the side.
| Paris made one run in her half of
the first. Ochs was thumped in the
ribs and went to second on a passed
ball, Hannigan popped to third, See
back was out Baird to Thoss, Dawson
missed the third strike on Goodman,
Ochs scoring, Digger singled to center
Goodman taking second. Scott was out
Golden to Thoss.
Richmond added two more tallies in
their half of the second after Grohe
went out on fly to third and Golden
went out to center. Maloney walked,
Poole threw wild to Barnett, Maloney
taking second, Johnson hit to Scott
who threw wild to Barnett, Maloney
scoring, Whitaker drove a beauty to
right for two bases, Johnson scoring,
Dawson popped to Setback.
In the seventh inning Paris made a
feeble rally and added one more tally.
/ Winchell went out Golden to Thoss
and Ochs famed, Hannigan hit one
back of first base which Thoss muffed,
the ball taking a bad roll and before
1T could be recovered and returned to
the field Hannlgan had reached third.
Setback then hit hot one to Johnson
which the latter booted toward the
bleachers, on which Hannigan scored.
Goodman struck cut retiring the side
Richmond made one more in the
eighth, Whitaker was out on ground
er to Barnett, Dawson walked, Baird
singled to right Dawson taking third,
Krug drove long fly to right, Daw-
son scoring on the out, Thoss popped
to Setback. Following is score and
summary:
Paris ..........1 OOOOIO %
Richmond. .....3 10000 DOL O-G
Batteries-Paris, Poole, WinchelI and
Elgin; Richmond, Golden and Dawson.
Hits-Paris,% 5; Richmond 6. Errors
Paris 5; Richmond, ]. Two base
hits - Maloney. Whitaker. Base on
balls-off Poole 2; off Winchell 2; Col
den a. Struck out-by Wlcnell 2; by
Golden z. Hit by pitcher-Ochs.
Sacrifice hits = Krug. Passed ball
Dawson. Umpire Alloway.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
Poorhouse Inmate Heirs Fortune

Through the death of Oliver New
house, of Indianapolis, Albert New
tire fortune of 5000. 900. The legatee
is 30 years old and has been sick, peni-
less and triendless for some time. He
had been employed at a Bloomfield,
Ills, hotel as porter for number of
years, but six months ago was laid up
with a severe attack of rheumatism
and was compelled to go to the poor
farm.
The estate comprises 300 acres OF
rich Indiana farm land, located within
five miles of Indianapolis and valued
at $500 per acres. There is also the
sum of 100000 in cash on deposit in
Indianapolis banks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
SUNDAYS GAME.

The Bourbonites lost to the Pioneers
in a slow game at White Park Sunday
afternoon by the score Of to 2. The
game was slow and never once did the
locals have a ,chance to gain the lead
over.their opponents.
Poole, who returned to Paris Satur-
day after two weeks of idleness,
essayed to pitch for the locals, but was
relieved in the second inning by Win
chell, who pitched gilt edge Lbail for
the remaining seven innings, allowing
the visitors only one scratch nit.
Golden was on the mound for the
visitors and demonstrated his superior
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-08-24
For the New Capitol.

Five hundred spittoons are to be pro-
vided for the new Capitol building at
Frankfort. 1t would be better in the
interest of decency and cleanliness to
leave out the spittoons and establish
and enforce an anti-spitting ordinance.
Some of the Kentucky Colonies could
not always hit the spittuon and COB
of tobacco juice on the marble floors
would not be "a thing of beauty
until the janitor could get around to
remove it.