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Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

No very great change has occurred in the street and suburban railway sit nation during the week. It can be said in regard to the Scottsdale line that new corporation papers are be- ing drawn up. It was at first the in tention to use the papers of the old Phoenix, Tempe and Mesa company. but it was found that they were not adapted to the purpose. and the plan has been abandoned. IL is said that the Scottsdale line will not be merged into the Suburban. but that a complete understanding has been reached by which the two companies will work in unison and harmony. and the city tracks of the Suburban will be used by the Scottsdale branch. If the Sub urban should fail in it's efforts to obtain a franchise within the city limits it will then devolve on the Scottsdale line to make the attempt. It is not thought. however, that the result of the special election on April 20 will be unfavorable to the trolley lines. as the public fully realizes the importance to Phoenix and the valley of a system of freight and passenger suburban railways. The route Of the Scottsdale line is not fully determined upon. but it will enter the city from the northeast and connect with both railroads to afford ample shipping fla cilities.
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

One Hundred and Sixty Acres
 of very nice land; soil, Marcopa Sandy Loam. As an investment it cannot be beat on account of Special Reasons. The owner will sacrifice this property at this exceptionally low price. Signed up under the TontO Basin Per acre S5OOO
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

Harry Mckay appeared to be totally submerged in wave of pessimism yesterday when he was asked about last weeks real estate deals. Tt is this way" he remarked sadly, as he figured up the profit and loss column in a small account book 'I thought had a bite. so l paid out s20 in coin
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

out as the deeds are not yet signed. One was forty acres of ranch land, much of which will be planted in oranges as soon as trees can be ob- tained.
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

Special correspondence from Yuma announces that strawberries are now to be seen in the market there. It might be well to state that straw berries, grown in the valley. have been in the Phoenix market for the past two weeks
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

For your spectacIes. eyeglasses and other optical goods see pr. Swigert. r E. Adams st. Phone Red 2641. Bring your repair work to us.
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

Dr. Emmons fits and furnishes glass es. 36S. N. Fourth ave.
Arizona republican., 1909-03-14

Costley & Thompson expect their 30-4O. four-cylinder Cadillac early in the week. They received a wire yes terday that it had reached Prescott. The machine will cost about S2, ,0G0.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
The Secret of Meredith.

The secret of George Meredith's
mystery may perhaps lie in the fact
that never before has writer of such
eminence partaken at one time in SO
full measure of the critical and the
creative faculty Shakespeare knew
how to write play, Aristotle knew
how one ought to Rewritten; we shall
rarely find in the study of any period
an author pre-eminent both as critic
and creator That word which is able
to make flesh of abstract material
comes seldom from the mouth of the
scientist, however fine and true be
his knowledge, potent his voice or
sturdy his faith. What monstrosity
indeed was that Frankenstein, man
created by the hand of man to scare
the public of century ago! Nor
could ever workman, however Gu
rious his art, make of any dry bones
a Zagloba. This it is then which
marks George Meredith as unique
among artists: that being first critic
of man, he is in secondary degree,
and yet in a degree extraordinary, a
creator of man.-Atlantic Monthly
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
CONFESSIONS OF a CLOWN.
At Last, There is ON Sale Book
Rrimfnl Of American Hnmnr.

At Last, There is ON Sale Book
Brimful of American Humor.
Any bookseller will tell you that
the constant quest of his customers
is for "a book which will make me
laugh" The bookman is compelled
to reply that the race of American
humorists has run out and comic lit
erature is scarcer than funny plays.
A wide sale is therefore predicted for
the Memoirs of Dan Rice" the
Clown of Our Daddies, written by
Maria Ward Brown, book guaran-
teed to make you roar with laughter.
The author presents to the public d
volume of the great TESTERS most
pungent jokes, comic harangues,
caustic hits upon men and manners,
lectures, anecdotes, sketches of adj
venture, original songs and poetical
illusions; wise and witty, serious,
satirical, and sentimental sayings of
the sawdust arena of other days.
Old Dan Rice, as proprietor of the
famous "One Horse Show" was more
of national character than Artemus
Ward. and this volume contains the
humor which made the nation laugh
even while the great Civil War ragged.
This fascinating book Of 500 pages,
beautifully illustrated, will be sent
you postpaid for $3.50 by Book Pub
fishing House, 1874 Leonard street,
New York.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

New York City-Excelling in mag
Iitude of scope and brilliance of de-
sign any celebration ever held in New
York. the Hudson-Fulton celebration
will begin on Saturday, September
rs, and close on Saturday, October g.
The commission having in charge the
details of the celebration has issued
an Official circular announcing the
schedule of events for the first time.
The interest shown by foreign ma
lions, especially England, Germany,
France and Holland, in the successful
outcome of the celebration was a.
source of great encouragement to the
commission in the early days of its
labors. The countries named, not
to speak of others in South America
and the Orient, will be represented
in the big naval parade on September
Is by from one to five war ships, all
representative of their class. The
United States war ships then in the
narbor will join in the naval pageant
While from time to time fragment
airy items bearing upon the celebra-
ton have been published, they lacked
the authoritative stamp of the COM
mission. The official schedule now is
at hand, and it is an imposing array
Of events. The celebration will begin
with rendezvous of all foreign and
American vessels in the harbor, dip
ping of flags, firing of salutes and
other evidences of the entent cordiale
existing between the United States
and the world Powers. Then will
follow the first naval parade, during
which the foreign war ships will be
sncircled, after which there will be
reception of officials and other not
ables at 110th street and Riverside
drive, at three O'Clock in the after
noon.
The evening Of the first day will
witness the opening illuminations. If
one can imagine the light bunch of
six billion wax candles, burning si-
multaneously, can send to the clopds,
then one will have some idea of the
brilliancy in and about Manhattan
nightly during the celebration. Mar
liners say lesser illuminations have
been seen from the decks OF ships one
hundred miles at sea, so that it is
safe to say that many an incoming
ship will view the glare before the
coast has been sighted
There will be nothing doing Of
ficially on Sunday, September &c, that
day being set aside for religious OBJ
servances. The following day, Mon
day, there will be Official receptions,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
"What Shall / Dor"

That is the problem which fire.
Quently confronts everyone espe.
cially parents with small children. A
slight illness treated at once often
saves long period of sickness and
expense sometimes prevents death.
The trouble is that 80 few people can
think on the instant what treatment
TO apply. even II they have the knowl-
edge necessary to recognize the dis
ease and know what simple remedies
are best. To meet this want at small
expense the Book Publishing House.
134 Leonard street, New York City,
is sending postpaid doctor book on
receipt of sixty cents In stamps. The
book is illustrated. contains sos
pages, explains symptoms, causes
and simple means of overcoming or
binary illnesses. 1t was written by
the eminent J. Hamilton Ayrea, A.
NJ, nj. D. 1t is a volume which
should be in every household, as no
one can. tell what moment he may re-
Quire the knowledge it contains.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
The Home of Gloom.


The London Lancet lives in hor-
rid world where whatever is is wrong.
All it's visible universe is fraught
with deadly and hideous peril 1t
finds terrible germ menace in the cell
luloid collar button, cholera morbus,
let us say, in leather razor strop,
sudden death in blue shirt. What
ever is natural and pleasant and IA
miliar, that our contemporary holds
to be fatal and can prove it. A cor
rect Lancet man would lead life so
thoroughly sterilized that escape
from it in the bottom of the Thames
would be the grandest Joy in sight.
The Lancet's new fear that cheap
transportation by bus and car line is
paving the way to race of physical
weaklings is relatively sane and SEN
sible Walking a mile is good for the
body, and most men will not do it
when they can ride for tuppence.
Hence the relation between tram cars
and spindleshanks. But it ought to
be remembered mat walking is not
the only exercise in the world.
There are men who will ride five
miles in degenerate vehicle, only to
dismount at the end and work them
selves into lather at tennis, golf or
what not. A very large proportion
of men are rather interested in keep
ing themselves ''fit" If the buses
are making them fiabby they will get
out and walk. Moreover, the Lancet
must admit that many men practice
pedestrianism professionally. There
are postmen, for instance. - Rich
mond Post Dispatch.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
SENSE ABOUT FOOD
Facts About Food Worth Knowing.

1t is a serious question sometimes
to know just what to eat when per-
sons stomach is out of order, and
most foods cause trouble
Grape-Nuts food can be taken at
any time with the. certainty that it
will digest. Actual experience of peo-
pie is valuable to any one interested
in foods.
A Terre Haute woman writes: II
had suffered with indigestion for
about four years, ever since at attack
of typhoid fever, and at times could
eat nothing but the very highest food
and then suffer such agony with my
stomach l would wish never had to
eat anything.
II was urged to try Grape-Nuts,
and since using it do not have to
starve myself any more, but / can eat
1t at any time and feel nourished and
satisfied; dyspepsia is thing of the
past, and am now strong and well.
my husband also had an exper-
fence with Grape-Nuts. He was very
weak and sickly in the spring. Could
under the DOCTORS care, but medicine
did not seem to do him any good un-
til he began to leave off ordinary food
and use Grape-Nuts. 1t was positive
ly surprising to see the change in
him. He grew better right off, and
naturally he has none but words of
praise for Grape-Nuts.
"Our boy thinks he cannot eat q
meal without Grape-Nuts, and he
learns so fast at school that his teach
er and other scholars comment on it.
/ am satisfied that it is because of the
great nourishing elements in Grape
Nuts"
There's a Reason.
1t contains the phosphate of potash
from wheat and barley, which COM
bines with albumen to make the gray
matter to daily refill the brain and
nerve centres.
II Is pity that people do not know
what to feed their children Thereare
many mothers who give their young
sters almost any kind of food, and
when they become sick begin to pour
the medicine down them. The real
way is to stick to proper food and be
healthy and get along without medi-
cine and expense.
Ever read the aboveIetter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true. and full ofshuman
interest.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to see what it would do,
and / am restored to my natural
health. -" Mrs. ETA DONOVAN, Box
299, Willimantic, Conn.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, IL
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine trial.
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others. and why should it
not cure your
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
plan % Protect The OSPREY.

The British Government has issued
a proclamation prohibiting the cap
ture or destruction of Goura pigeons
and ospreys for the next five years in
Papua. No permit or license will in
future be issued except to duly ac-
credited agents of some recognized
geological or other scientific society
This rule will materially curtail the
future supply from Papua for com
mercial purposes of that pretty arti-
Gle of headgear. the osprey feather,
so highly valued by women in all
countries.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Feminine Notes.

In Texas all trained nHrses must
register and pass an examination be-
fore the board of examiners.
Miss Alma Sturtevant was recently
appointed clerk of the County Court
in Boulder, Col She is native Of
Maine.
The wedding of Prince Miguel of
Braganza and Miss Anita Stewart, OF
New York City. was set for Septem-
Der H.
Mrs. Jeanette M Bradley has
charge Of the new legislative head
quarters Of suffragists in Washing
ton, p. 9.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

Spokane (Wash) labor unions
have organized a metal trades coun'
Gil
Members of Minneapolis Typogra
phical Union, No. AZ, are interested
in obtaining the 1910 international
convention for that city.
The Trades and Labor Council OF
Hamilton. Canada, has appointed 8
committee to decide on the advisable.
ity of building labor temple.
In Stockholm the local street rail
way company scored a complete vic
tory over the strikers, and take the
latter back at minimum wages.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Ga,nboling with the Lambs.

How members of the Lambs Club
travelled 2735 miles, gave several per-
formances each day and gathered in
one hundred thousand dollars for
their new club house, is humorously
told by E. w. Kemble in Harper's
Weekly. Maclyn Arbuckle, as an end
man, Martinetti as a coryphee, Ray
mond Hitchcock as coon" Charles
Klein and Maskaye as Roman citi-
zens, and BeIasco in the spot light
are among the illustrations which the
author contributes to this entertain
ing article.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
STRIKING FEATURES OF THE
CELEBRATION.

The Hudson-Fulton Celebra-
ton will begin Saturday, Sep
TENDER IS, and end Saturday,
October 9.
The first eight days will be de-
voted to events in and about
New York, the closing week to
exercises along the Hudson from
Yonkers to Troy.
In the Examinations six bill
lions candle power will be en-
ployed nightly.
Every nation in the world will
be represented.
A great historical pageant will
be seen in New York on Tues
day, September %; in Brooklyn
on Friday, October J.. and on
Staten Island on Saturday, Octo-
Der 2.
Many prominent aviators will
participate in airship fights
which will be begin on Monday,
September 81.
In a naval spectacle craft in
two divisions, one from New
York, another from Albany, will
. meet in Newburg Bay on Friday,
October 1. The vessels will in
clude counterparts of Hudson's
Half Moon and Fulton's Cler-
mont.
More than five hundred thou
sand school children will partici-
pate in festivals in Manhattan on
Co4--rIAy aotoha~
The expense of the celebration
will exceed $500, 600.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Civic Characteristics.

A young man who had money was
out in rowboat with three young
women of the chorus The boat sud
denly developed leak. The leak
gained so rapidly that it required Wig
Orous bailing to keep the craft afioat
until the young man. could row
1t ashore
The New York girl bailed with her
hat. The St. Louis girl used her
hands. And the Chicago girl utilized
her slipper Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Policeman in a Quandary.

1t is not all pleasure, the life of a
country policeman, says the London
Globe. The guardian of Pigbury-
super-Splosh' morals was observed
the other day to be looking careworn.
Whats the natter" he echoed, in
response to kind inquiries. why.
it's those three tramps / locked up
this morning. They are kicking up
row because they want to play
bridge and can't find them a
fourth
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Ruling spirit strong.

strong in death are very common 1t
is said of DR.. Orne, the great English
composer, that he died in the middle
of a conversation on some musical
matter, trying with his last breath to
sing a passage the meaning of which
he was too exhausted to explain.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT
YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Not Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination.


If you are in doubt as to the cause
Of your disease mail us postal re-
qu~sting medical examination blank.
which you will fill out and return to
us. Our doctors will carefully dag
nose your case, and II you can be
cured you will be told so; IL you can
not be cured you will be told so. You
are not obligated to us in any way, for
this advice is absolutely free; you are
at liberty to take our advice or not as
you see fit. Send to-day for medi-
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to us as promptly as possible,
and our eminent doctors will diagnose
your case thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson SITS,
Philadelphia, Pa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Rich widow WEEDS Her Young
Nephew Despite Law.

Pittsfield, Mass. Mrs. Adeline
Rucks. of Wichita Falls, Tex, came
all the way to Massachusetts to marry
her young nephew, Eli Ballinger, and
is on her way back to Texas with her
husband She is fifty years old, twice
widow, wealthy and weighs ESQ
pounds. He tips the scales at 118.
Notwithstanding that it is against
the State law for such near kinsfolk
to marry, Mrs. Rucks and her nephew
Procured a license in the City Clerk S
ONCE in North Adams.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
PU T N M FADELES DYES


Out of 1858 begging letters re-
ceived in London by charitable as
ISOLATION, eighty-seven per cent. were
found to have come from swindlers,
and of the remaining thirteen per
cent. only five per cent. were found
to be really destitute.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Worms:

"cascarets are certainly fne. gave friend
one when the doctor was treating him for cancer
OF the stomach The next morning he passed
four pieces of a tape worm He then got box
and in three days he passed a tspe-worm As feet
long. 1t was Mr.. Matt Freck, of Miliersburg,
Dauphin Co, Pa. am quite worker for Casca-
rets. use them myself and find them beneficial
for most any disease caused by impure blood"
Chas. E. Condor, lewiston Pa, (Adifdin CO..
Pleasant, Palatable Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or GRIPPE.
lOc, Csc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The Penu-
inc tablet Stamped c c. Guaranteed to
cure or you money back. 81
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Two Masked bandits Hold
Up a Bank in

Up baHK IN IOWA
Mineola, Iowa Search is being
made for the two masked men, who
armed with pistols, held up Cashier
F. H. Nipp, of the Mills County Ger
man Bank here and escaped with
$500 in cash. Nipp and two custom
ers were kept in the back room by
order of one of the robbers, while the
other took the money from the safe
and counter. The bandits fed afooi
and went east along the Wabash Rail
road toward Silver City, near which
place they disappeared in a cornfeld
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
BABY HORRIBLY BURNED

BY Boiling Grease-Skin All Came
OFF One Side of Face and Head
Thought Her Disfigured For Life
Used Cuticura: No Scar Left.
My baby was sitting beside the fender
and we were preparing the breakfast when
the frying-pan full of boiling grease was up
set and it went all over one side of her face
and head. Some one wiped the scald with a
towel, pulling the entire skin off. We took
her to a doctor. He tended her week
and gave me some stuff to put on. But it
all festered and / thought the baby was
disfgured for life / used about three
boxes of Cuticura Ointment and it was
wonderful how it healed In about FIVE
weeks it was better and there wasn't a
mark to tell where the scald had been.
Her skin is just like velvet, Mrs Hare,
Henry St., South Shields, Durham, Eng
land, March %, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
Of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

NOh 1eetA4e ~ dAAp IA GU
feeling, will find
comfort in the ad-
vice of Mrs. James
T. Wright, of SIS
Gold S borough St.,
Easton, Md, who
says: my back was
in a very bad way,
and when not painful
was so weak IL felt
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

The smelter production of lead in
the United States in 1908 was 408,-
52S tons of 1000 pounds, against
442,015 tons in 1907 and 41S,699
tons in 1906. N.Y.-37
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07
Between Times.

Look here, Jane, it seems to me
that you're asking for more money,
all the time"
That's delusion, John, dear. II
you'll think minute, you'll realize
that I'm spending it, part of the
time. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

A dentist surgeon expresses the
opinion in the Dundee Advertiser that
the chief cause of the increase of den
tai troubles in recent years is that the
bread now generally used is made
from roller ground flour.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

as II broken. A friend urged me to
try Doan's Kidney Pills, which did,
and they helped me from the start.
1t made me feel like a new woman,
and soon | was doing my work the
same as ever"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

A German physician has found
germ-free horse or cattle serum an
excellent application for stopping
bleeding of the nose or hemorrhages
in general
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-09-07

II. H. GREEN'S Sons, OF Atlanta, Ga, are
the only successful Dropsy Specialists in the
world. See their liberal offer in advertise
ment in another column of this paper.