Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-07-07

between Bryan and College. When
the dog-days swoop down upon us,
taking the starch out OF our energy
and evaporating all interest In earthly
things. except the hammock under the
shady boughs and the long ice-clink.
ing glasses. trolley talk revives en-
thusiasm. though all else fails. We
still talk about how IL will increase
trade and enhance property values.
all the while sitting as serene as Baby
Billikins. waiting for the other fellow
To take the initiative. Mr.. Parker has
taken the lead by securing the bonus
Let's all push according TO our
strength until we get that long talked
of trolley line built.
What Bryan needs is a big Booster
Meeting. Nothing succeeds without ad-
vertising. Let's get up slogan;
let's talk Bryan and her resources
from Dan to Beersheba Let every
export, from postcard to a bale of
cotton. bear some legend telling OF
Bryan's greatness. Let's assume an
air of prosperity busy look. "A man
there was who seemed busy but bust.
er seemed than he was" Yet TO him
business gravitates by the law that TO
him who hath Tor seems 10 havel shall
be given.
Hon. Cullen Thomas comes out de.
claring that his voice and his vote
are for Cone Johnson. speaking of the
latter as one Of the Wise Men Of
the East" In the same class as the
immortal Hogs The present "encum.
brance" got In on the plea that he was
a disciple OF Hogg I'm consideration
OF this fact and the circumstances of
his reign" is II wise for Johnson TO
allow his friends to make this issue?
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The most notable social function OF
the "high.flyers. was piping hot
breakfast In mldair. This collation. was
enjoyed by the president Of the Amer
lean Aero Club and select party OF
his friends. thousand feet above
terra firma Man has truly sought
cut many Inventions. but whether this
his latest and greatest. will ever be
perfected is yet "a question VIII the
airship ever really and truly fly?
Maybe 80 when pigs have wings.
sneers the skeptic Mr. Wright Is
big man. but he is up against n prop
ositlon bigger than himself
II man ever sails the skies with the
ease and safety that he sails The seas
one thing Is sure and certain: The
whole plan OF civilization, law and or.
der will be- reybluiionized. Mans
and curiosity have led him
about as far as the Maker OF all In.
tend for him TO go
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Is there any relation between these
two facts recorded side by side?
Statistics show thar house keeping
Is on a boom. II has become a fad for
wives 10 no their own cooking Those
who do not inherit the art are apply.
Ing for knowledge at the cooking
schools
And
Statistics show that insurance
agents are kept buster than ever,
there being an increase of two 10 one
In the number Of applications for life
Insurance policies.
oop
Comes preacher out OF North Car.
llina declaring that he can prove by
he Bible that the earth Is flat and
loes not revoNe But he himself be-
ieves that It is round and rotates on
Is axis. And then We read Psalms
XIX: i-Cl about the circuit OF the sun
z the sun moves thu earth does not
BUT We are trcading on dangerous
round Whether The earth moves or
ot it's inhabitants are whirling
round az an automobile pace that.
q doesn't slow up, Is going 10 end
p in spontaneous combustion or
ONE other overwhelming cataclysm. I
The Argus eye Of the Ladies' Home
ourual Is turned threateningly on the
rowing picture show. claiming that .
Iucites 20 crime. on the other hand y
often touches the heart and con ~
rience There is nothing moro i'm "
ressiye than music and pictures. and %
bod subjects tend to mental and NOR.
uplift. just as bad ones have the OPP y
nsite eject -
To an inhabitant returning after a
* months absence. Bryan never look. g
. prettier or cleaner than at present. u