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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
HRRALp JOB OFFICE
Uncle Paid.

Many years ago shutter. popular
actor. was engaged for few nights
in a principal city In the north OF
England 1t WAS i'm the coaching days,
and II happened that the stage In
which be Travelled (aud in which there
were only an old gentleman and him.
self was stopped 10y single highway
man.
The old gentleman pretended TO be
asleep. but shutter resolved To be even
with him. Accordingly when the high
wayman presented his pistol and com
manded Shutter To deliver his money
instantly or he was Il dead man,
Money" returned he. with an idi-
otic shrug ard cOuntenance inex-
preSsibly vacant "Oh. lOr'. sir! They
never trust me with~>ly. for uncle
here always pays for me. turnpikes
and all. your honor"
Upon which the hi=hwayman gave
him q few curses for his stupidity.
complimentCd the old gentleman with
a smart slap on the face to awaken
him and robbed him of every shilling
he had i'm his packet. while Shutter.
who did not lose Siugle farthing
with great satisfaction ard merriment
pursued lis journey. laughing heart
lily az his fellow traveller.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
a Bad miHup.

"Say." remarked one government
clerk 10 another. I'm up against il
good and proper
whats the trouble?" queried e. c
No. y
Il got two medical certificates from
two different doctors Yesterday" ex-
planned the party of the first part
"One was certificate OF health for q
life insurance company. and the other
was certificate Of illness to be sent
to my chief with Il petition for two
weeks leave Of absence"
"Oh. that's nothing" rejoined his
fellow clerk. "l've done that myself"
Yes continued the other, but
mixed the certificates in mailing. The
III health certificate went to the in
surance company and the certificate OF
good health went to my chief. SeeT
Chicago News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
All lJnreccipted,

A titled Englishman was speaking OF
the Impoverished nobility Of the old
world.
"Wbat a German friend Of mine said
OF his family is true OF too many fami-
lies. NV friend was a graf. was Wis
iting his castle on the Rhine. He
showed me there one day many proofs
of his races antiquity.
Dear me-. said |. Sitting yawn
4 had no idea you went back so far
He pointed proudly 10 an old stee
hound chest of black oak.
"'Why. my boy said he, I'VE 90
hills in there dating back 10 the
twelfth century.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Worked Too We'll.

4 hotel proprietor, noticing that
some of his customers were evidently
trying TO oat their suppers in the
shortest possible time. lest they should
miss the boat which was waiting at the
wharf. thought it would be funny TO
frighten them. Accordingly he went
into n back room and gave remark
ably perfect imitation Of a steamboats,
whistle. The joke worked well. The
men heard the sound and rushed 10
the boat. The joker laughed long and
loud until suddenly il occurred to him
that The men had gone off without
paving for their Suppers. Then he
stopped laughing. London Town and
Country Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

81 see your hair is falling out. sir"
remarked the hairdresSer, who was
getting ready 10 work the hair tonic
idea on the customer.
You don't see anything Of the sort
rejoined his victim. WHAT you see
is the sequel Ia n falling out between
Mrs. Codgers and myself. London
Answers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
TOCOntractOrS.

Bids are requested fer putting water
in Massanutten Cemetery from the
town water system. The pipe TO be
3-4 inch galyanized-best quality, from
the water main TO the distributing
point: to two hydrants, half inch gal
yanized pipes will be used. The con-
tractor to dig the bitches which must
be - inches deep from the water maia
to the house occupied by the ianitor,
and Is inches deep TO the cemetery
and 10 the hydrants, lay the pipe and
fill the ditches-also furnish two non
freezing hydrants.
Bid by the foot as the distance has
not been measured, and give name
style and price of bydrants. Right re-
served to reject any and all bids
Bids will be received up to May 20
1909. Mail bids to Mr.. G.. w. Miley
Woodstock, Va
WIN. L. WILLIAMS,
Nav 7-2t. Chairman.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
emory Studies.

A small g., q went into Il South B"S-
ton drug sore wrinkled his face.
rubbed his head and rubbed his left
foot up ana down his right leg II IN
effort 20 remember something that had
escaped hlE
say" he began. will you tell me
the maine of the place where we Amer
leans have so many soldiers|
Fort Sheridan"
"Oh. no. It's farther away than
that"
The PhilipplneST
THAT ain't just Il. but it's some
where around there"
"perhaps you mean Manila"
manila! That's right! knew
would get It after awhile / want a
bottle OF manila extract !or havorin
They're goln' ru have ice cream "-BoS-
TON Record
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

A man In South Africa while walk
ing one day over his property Win n
party of prospectors suggested taat
they assay some OF the soil in the
search that ensued eight rough dia'
monds were found. and offers began
TO fiy through the air at rapid rate
for the land. when the hosts wlte
called out TO her husband. w ny
John where are the other twoT The
saoueI TO the story is left to the I'm
oclnation.-BostoD Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
MANIED

We want, for customer. good
nroductive farm. of from 90 to 10
acres of land. (which is not hiliy)
With goo6 dwelling. barn and all other
NECESSARY outbuildings in good con-
dition. Situated from one to three
miles west Sill For , f;nsd farm
too to high. Apply TO
in. DAVIS Il q
Real Estate y,ar.s
lock. Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
a Tnreatenirg Comet.

NJ. Camille Flammarion. the greai
scientist. after many years OF study
arrived at the conclusion that the
world will i'm the twenty-fifth century
come across the path OF the come
Bella. On this occasion collision vii
take place. and. Bella being infinitel!
greater than the earth, shock ma!
be expected which, he calculates, vii
be SGJ times greater than the shocl
caused by the collision between wv
trains. each travelling at sixty-fiy'
miles an hour.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
G ULPEPER ARMS FOR SALE.

| offer 4l6 acres, gently rolling, and
free from stone. Well fenced, watered
and timbered. Large dwelling ex-
cellent barn. Close 20 station. Mon
ey-makipg proposition. Quick sales
important. Let me send you full par
ticalars. Price $4,000. Also splen-
didly equipped d2iry farm Of 24O acres
at Si2, 800. j. A. BOWERSETT,
Culppeper, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
u;. Walkina Papers.

auy sister II be down In a min"'e'
said little Clarence. who was en,e'
taiu,nr the young man In the parlor
81 heard her teilin' maw1a niue Will n,,
ago that she was goin . give you
Eour written permission =, !" rscson 'vus sne
tohight- What do you e
vk'by that?" .." s.id thc
4 think know. Claf - s,t ~ym
uns man. <'-.'..'lss !, i,@ ease. e' thaA have
~ tell bez. u you ~ s' : E.cssaxa
<~e1 - - ua1f sos M-lA
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

Il hear yon are going Ia marry Char
ley"
Yes: he asked me last evening"
Let ne congratulate you. Charley
IS MI RIGHT. Vo j.. orc g.. Tie incest
fellows wis ever engaged TO.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Lovinr Letters.

Never burn kindly written letters. II
is so pleasant To read them over wher
the ink is brown. the paper yellow
with ace and the hards that traced th.
friendly words are folded over The
hearts that prompted them. Keep al
loving letters. Burn only the harsl
ones and in Burning forgive and forge
them
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
The Tailor's Patron Saint.

The tailorS saint is st. John the
Baptist. but why we DO not know. for,
as far rs sacred writ informs us. his
clothing was Of camers hair and a
leather eirGle about his loins. Tailor
and Cutter.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
IN THE VALLEY OF VIRGINIA.

An elegant farm of 80 acres In
the higbtst state OF Guilty alton, COM
paratively level. Sufficient timber.
Well fenced and watered Handsome
brick dwelling, with modern con-
veniences. Farm and dwelling splen-
didly equipped. Price for everything
$37. 800. III. w. HlLLEARY & Co.,
Charlottesville, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Grazing Land in FauQuier County.

DO you wish a genuine blue grass
farm Then let me send you a de-
scription of two splendid properties,
one valued at sl2.0 and the other at
$50. 900. F. SCOTT CARTER,
Warrenton, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
FOR SALE.

A good dwelling on North Main
street. (west side) with seven rooms
pantry and good cellar, electric lights
and pure mountain water in the house,
nice lot 5Ox2O0 IT. Price reasonable.
Amply To IN. DAVIS d CO.,
Real Estate Agen.e>
Woodstock, Va
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

Satura.o Yourself With the philoSo-
ohy OF optimism. II soficns The Kicks
and tales tie Jar or the bumps. De
'rcit Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Parliamentary Procedure.

allow about my letter OF proposalT
demanded the young congressman.
at has been adyanced to a second
reading" answered the naughty Wash
inrton belle. Kansas City Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
ShenandoahHerald
ADVERTISING RATES

Advertisements will be inserted
at One Dollar per square of ten
lines or less, for the first insertion
and 80 cents for each subsequent
insertion.
8Quarterly or yearly adver-
tisements by contract.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Very Quiet.

LADY yisitor-That new girl OF yours
saems very nice and quiet Mistress OF
the House-Yes: she's very quiet She
doesn't even disturb the dust when
sne,s cleaning the room.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

To draw a caricaturc Of our conieu,-
pcraries is not difficult. Ii requires
only a small portion Of talent and Q
great want Of courtesy .-Disrasll j
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Gallant.

beautiful widow DO you know. I'm
sc-ty years old today. Gallant Bach
elor- Madam. you are just twenty.
never believe more than half OF what
| hear.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Gales days for Live stock are as follows:
Mondays-;;heep, Hogs and Cattle,
Tuesdays-Cattle.
[Ail Live Stock sold gross weight.l

IAN Live Stock sold gross weight
Baltimore, May 10.
Cattle Receipts for the week ended az
noon today were ,. is- head, against I,473 head
last w, elk; Fl car loads on the market. Quote
Steers, good 10 choice butchers, 81 sS to so.2S,
others, $3.so 70 T. IS; Cows, 81 soto s4zS bulls
g. 90 to s. 2i:Heiters,t t32s TO <s25; fresh cows
Sac TO ss5 per head.
Hogs-Receipts for the week ended at 10 IN
today we're 10 COS head, against a9so 1ead last
week. Fair supply today and moderate dems
Quote: Westerns 800 70 TO others, S7.ss 10
77o roughs, S. 20 TO 6 7s.
Sheep and I amt Receipts for the week
ended at noon TO today were 1889 head
against o63 head last week. Light supply
and fair demand. Quote Lambs, $500
to 7s Sheep. s. 50 to 6 90.
noon today were head, 361 against l9S head
last week Pair supply today and market
firm. Quote: Common 10 best, IS 90 70 ds.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

"Did Miss Flavilla seem pleased
when you asked her to 60 to the thea
teri"
"Pleased, She wanted to keep The
tickets for fear something might hap
pen TO e."-Chi,ago Record-HeraId.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
The Sufferer.

as your mother a suffragette, little
boy?" 80,
~ should say not. Pa Is the one tsa'
suffers in our holse."-Detroit frcF
Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
If You Want to Drive, Come Here

am now running a FIRST CLAs
LIVERY In Woodstock with my hotel
| can furnish you teams you will en-
10Y driving. Good horses and nice
equipment. NOTHING CHEAP LOOKING
about any outfit which leaves my
stable. Prices reasonable and good
service.
J. w. HOLTZMAN
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

a. Unless the number of inser-
tions is marked upon the manu-
script, advertisements will be pub
lished until forbidden and charged
accordingly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14

Devvltvs ss.::s. s.s:. saIve
Fer Pies, burns, oeees.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-05-14
Attention!--HOrse Breeders!


"ONYCHA
WILKES" is
by the records
the very ia stest
horse (trotter
or pacer) that
has ever stood
in this county.
The Wash
daily
papers stated
ne was the
fastest horse
ever owned in
toe District.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
For Sale.

Extra Fine b. P. R. Cockerels.
Mrs. K. F. Brink,
Phone 81 Route One. Denison. 45tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
TOUCHING TRIBUTE
TO THE DEAD
OBITUARY OF mrs. THOMAS A. HICKEY
TAKEN FROM MANILA TIMES.
STORY OF A COODLY LIFE
Review Presents Portrait Of Wife and Mother
Whose Sudden Death Brought Sor
row to Many Hearts.


Manila lines: Again during the
past week the community has been
saddened by the hand of death. and
the news of the sudden demise of
Mrs. Thomas A. Hickey which oc-
Cured Wednesday night at l0:05 at
the home north of this city. cast q
pail over the community in which
she lived and falls with crushing
force upon the husband and five sur
viving children. Mrs. Hickey had
not been in the best of health the past
month though apparently hal greatly
recovered and seemed to be in fair
way to complete recovery when she
was stricken with heart failure and
passed away suddenly
Mrs. Bridget E Hickey nee Nee
han was born April %. 1870, at
Milan, Illinois, and died November
3, 1909. She came with her parents
to Crawford county in March. 1881,
was united in marriage to Thomas
A. Hickey April 20. 1891. To this
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
JACKSON ITEMS.

Miss Irene Herman is visiting her
cousin, Mrs. John Kelly.
The Misses Hettie and Nell White
attended the bazaar in Vail Thursday
and friday.
Mrs. Peter Lawler spent Thursday
at Dan Lawler's near West Side.
Margaret McCarty spent a few days
at home. returning Sunday to her
school, where she is attending in Ar
cadia.
Jesse Dieter and wife spent Sunday
with friends at Vail.
D. B. Murphy was calling on
friends up in north Jackson Thursday.
VIM. Kelly returned home Tuesday
from Waterloo, where he has been
treated for a cancer. We are glad to
state his improvement.
Geo. FOLEY transacted business
with John O'Donnell Monday.
Mr.. John Thies was buried in Ar
cadia Monday. His death came sud-
den, caused by injuries received in a
runaway week ago.
Thos. Malloy purchased some cattle
near Lake View last week.
Miss Margaret Peters Sundayed
with her friend, Jennie Auen.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17

union we're born five children, two
girls. Irene and Esther and three sons,
Earl, Andrew and Arthur. who with a
husband and aged mother, two
brothers, Ex-county Sheriff Thos. K.
Meehan of Denison and John Meehan
of Manila, and four sisters, Mrs. P.
J.. Hanrahan and Miss Anna of Manil-
Ia, and Mrs. C. C. Houlihan of Deni-
son, and Mrs P. j. Lally of Manning.
with relatives are left to mourn.
Among all she ranked always as a
woman of culture, refinement. SYM
pathy, kind neighbor, devoted muth-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
MILFORD CENTER NEWS.

R. Houlihan has treated his new
barn to a coat of paint.
Miss Noble Bennett called on our
school Friday afteroon.
VIM. Huckstep is adding beauty to
his already picturesque home by Civ
ing his buildings a fresh coat of
paint.
Mr.. Charles Shives had the mis-
fortune to have his wagon break down
while on the way home from Den ison
last Wednesday evening. Fortunately
no one was hurt.
The teacher had the pleasure (if
you wish to call it SOY of driving out
from Denison Thursday morning in q
drenching rain, but the picture for
our school room which he had with
him was kept safe and dry.
Corn huskine, by the time this goes
to press. will be about thing of the
past out on Rocky Run The cribs
are filled with corn everywhere.
We are glad to earn that Frank
Nelson. who used to be resident of
these parts. is reported convalescing
after sickness of about three weeks
duration
The buzz-saw has been saving lum-
Der at thu home of Mr.. James Byrnes
this week. We are informed that
James intends building him barn in
the near future.
The Farmers Telephone company
reports that they are helloing over
the new wires to goodly part of
Crawford county and that when these
items reach you their switch board
ill have an abiding place in the
iuan Of D-lnit.
AS orr school closed last Friday we
ere able to give the term report be-
low:
No. days taught. SO: No. of pupils
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17

er and true friend. and after we
might say. short though busy life.
she died as she had lived-honored,
trusted and loved. She reared her
own monument while she lived in the
hearts of all who knew her. Her life
was complete if work all done and
we'll done constitutes completion
Her Christian life was beautiful from
its beginning to its close. and through
the vicissitudes and SORROWS that all
meet in the way, her faith in God
never wavered. But she has left her
home, husband, children. relatives
and friends and today the autumn
leaves fall upon another grave that
hides from our sight all that is NOR
tai of true and noble woman.
In her demise home is left DESC
late indeed and the husbands Gun of
sorrow is filled to overlooking. and
vain is any attempt ITO measure the
loss of mother to her children; aft
er all the poets have sung and lovers
dreamed. outside of heaven there ls
no love like mother-love and to her
loved ones, mother, husband, chill
dren, brothers and sisters. we join
with the community in extending our
most sincere sympathy.
The last service was held at the
Sacred Heart Catholic church Satur-
day morning at 1890, Rev. Father
Lynch officiating. The flowers were
many and beautiful but not more
beautiful than the face that rested so
peacefully among them. The funeral
was largely attended by friends from
all over the county, and the church
was so crowded many had to remain
outside. The cortege that followed
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
GOODRICH NEWS.

Mrs. Hannibal Fink and daughter.
Mary, visited Sunday at John New
CONS.
L. F. Morris went down to Deni-
son Tuesday.
S D Newton is enjoying a visit
from his relative Fred Lesycraft, of
Highland Station. Kan. Mr.. Leayc,aft
left here twenty-ftur years ago and
finds many charges in Crawford Co.
He ia an old soldier aud is one of the
few left and is getting we'll along
in wears. About two years ago his
; wife passed on to her reward and
since then he has made his home
at Highland Station, Kansas, and
Mountain Home, Idaho. He expects
to remain here about ten days and
will return to Kansas and later will
spend the winter in Idaho, where he
thinks thew have ideal winters.
A. D. Whey and Chas Cose went
to Danison Thursday.
U S Dunbar had a surprise party
Thursday evening on his birthday.
George Beaman, who has been very
low with typhoid fever at his uncle.
Watt Wilkinson's. is reported some
better. His mother and father. Mr..
and Mrs. Ben Rsaman. came from
Lennon. S. D.. this wesk.
Thursday we saw our first rainbow
in the north and we wonder if anyone
ever saw one in that quarter before.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. D. Newton and
Mr.. Leaycraft went to Boyer Friday
to visit at George Newcom's.
Isaac Newton cams over Saturday
to spend few days at his brother,
Stoves.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
WEST SIDE ITEMS.

Mr.. Peter Rix of Manning was q
West Side caller Monday.
Miss Alice Dobler returned Monday
from weeks visit with relatives in
Boyer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Asa Dannatt of Low
Moor, Iowa, and Mr.. and Mrs E. G.
Cady of Camanche, Iowa, are visiting
at the homes of their sister, Mrs. C.
W. Payne. and brother. Mr.. E. G.
Oannatt. this week.
Miss Jennie Hannah was Vail
caller last Saturday.
Miss Emma Gehlson returned Thurs
day evening from visit with rela-
tives in Minnesota.
Miss Margaret Hannah of Tilden,
Neb.. is visiting at the S. P. Gulick
and M. j.. Hannah homes this week.
Mrs. Clara Story of Canon City,
COL. who has been visiting at the
home of Mr.. Thos. Button. ST.. re-
tur, ed to her home Monday. She was
accompanied by Mrs. Thos. Button.
Sr., who will visit in Canon City and
other Colorado points. We bespeak
for them pleasant journey.
Mrs. Dickson of Huron, S. D., is
a guest at the G.. l.. Patterson home
this week.
The Ladies' Industrial met Wednes-
day afternoon at the M. E. church.
Mrs. Leon Vassar was hostess.
Mrs. Brodersen and Miss Minna
Lefeldt of Denison were guests of
Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Spottswood last
Tuesday.
Mrs. A. Schneckloth visited at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. E. B.
Spottswood. last week.
The Bible Glass of the M. E. church
met at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Thos. Button. Jr this week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17

Group is most prevalent during the
dry cold weather of the early winter
months Parents of young children
should be prepared for 1T. All that
is needed is a bottle of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. Many mothers are
never without it in their homes and
it has never disappointed them. Sold
by all druggists. 44-4
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17

The old, old story, told times with
out number. and repeated over and
over again for the last SO years, but
it is always welcome story to those
in search of health-There is nothing
in the world that cures coughs and
colds as quickly as Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy. Sold by all drug
gists. 44-4
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-11-17
the remains from the home to the

the remains from the home to the
church was nearly a mile and halt
long. the largest funeral procession
we believe that has ever entered
our little city and thus was attested
the worth of the departed and the
esteem in which she was held A
large cortege followed the remains to
the cemetery where all that was NOR
tai of noble, true hearted, loving
mother was consigned to the grave
and her memory but forms another
cord 10 draw her loved ones to the
brighter home beyond.