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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01

through the air swept so radioplanes
carrying ilmprovlsed passenger ac-
commodations, the sun showing them
as flashing birds OF blue carrying the
hosts Of the guard back to their arm
cries, whence they might return to
their homes and occupations of peace.
In every city throughout the land as
tonished and exultant inhabitants
watched these friendly monsters
which had made the nation the most
redoubtable in all the world. The
guns of the border we're now standing
unguarded, the bivouacs obliteratcd.
and the paths Of the sentries absn-
doned to the effacement OF natures
kindly growth.
Seattle was at last liberated, and
proceeded to astonish the world with
accounts OF the imprisonment OF the
Japanese feet which had rested in
the waters OF Lake Washington for so
many days Photographs of It were
sent broadcast, together with inter
views gained from the commanders
of the hapless expedition, and by spe-
cial permission Admiral Kamigawa
was allowed to. cable to his govern,
ment the first full report Of his disas.
ter which went through uncensorod
and unchecked The fact was made
patent to Japan that her men were
prisoners on parole, her ships trapped
in helpless position. and their fate
resting entirely on the mercy of the
government
As II to add to the proof of helpless
ness, Toxic learned of the detention of
the British ships, and knew that any
or all alliances could not be depended
upon inothe presence of such might
as the Americans could bring to bear.
Another day dawned in Washington,
bringing with 1t the unconditional
capitulation of Japan. She appealed
for peace with dignity. and left the
suggestion of terms to the nation with
whom none might dispute, trusting to
her nagnanimitS Congress had
been called into. being, again, and, Inn
bued with the spirit which had actu-
ated the president through all his
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
Arms in Hand to Defend Buckingham

siege of stress and trial. followed his
wishes. The lone man in the White
House doomed as something more than
mortal, and was at last being appre-
ciated.
Japan was told that the United
States demanded neither indemnities
nor retention of the conquered fleet.
For the benefit of the public the latter
would be conveyed to New York bay,
where 1t would be liberated and re-
stored to its crews, The only condf.
ton was that on its return to Pacific
waters 1t must withdraw an men II
had placed in the Philippines and
Hawaii, and restore the American flag
with appropriate saIutes
This then was the end of the great
venture by the island across the west
ern sea, which had staked its hope of
advancement upon a ruthless descent
on an unprepared and apparently i'm
potent nation. 1t had spent years In
anticipation, had purchased the most
deadly agents of destruction when
ever presented, had worked night and
day In its navy yards to build giant
ships of war, had covered the United
States with its spies until its espion.
age reached everywhere, and all for
this!
Now, after all It's. deliberate plans
and quick action. 1t was to accept as
a sole cause for jubilation the return
of the men who had manned it's mighty
fleet, and wait for the return of ships
that were useless for all purposes. It's
dream of indemnities was gone, Its
ambition for more territory was never
to be realized. and its hope Of com
.peting with other great powers as a
world factor had come to naught
1t is doubtful II the government
shared In the joy OF those who had
given up for dead the ones they loved
and were now enabled to cast aside
scarfs of mourning The Japanese
were to learn that one successful war
does not constitute a series, and that
all nations were not inefficient The
lesson Of civilization had been ham
mered home with sickening emphasis
Scarcely had peace been concluded
when the administration by a decIara.
ton to Its own people cut as with one
blow OF knife a knot which threat,
ened financial panic, II was prefaced
with statement that the reason why
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
CHAPTER XIII.
Peace Is Declared.

The world had become an instru.
ment attuned to the breaking pitch,
and awoke to have every string within
1t played upon in day. 1t was a
royal tune in which city after city was
called upon to contribute. London.
which had passed sleepless night,
was astir before dawn, aroused into a
pitch of terrific excitement by the re-
turn of the Roberts, which swooped
down from the air aglow with light,
and counting notice.
At the iron gates in front of the pal
ace, where the sentries were briskly
tramping to and fro until called to-
gether by the descent of the radio
plane. the Roberts came to the ground
with every searchlight playing into
the air. The alarm had been given
before she came. and guards were
turning out from their barracks and
hurrying to the palace on the run,
with arms in hand to defend Bucking-
ham from the oncoming monster. Not
until 1t was near the ground was 1t
discovered that from the peaks fioated
three flags, the Union Jack, the Stars
and Stripes and the white banner of
truce. k
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
SAYS GRAIN DOES NOT FEEL
French Professor Declares Stomach Il
Emotional Center.


The solar plexus is the emotionu,
brain, says Prof Francois Guyot. Ar
emotion that attacks US fs felt there
first, Thus. five feel anxiety 1t may
give us, " severe. q positive stomach
ache. 1t may even be productive 81
nausea.
While the brain does the thinking.
Prof Guyot opines that It does no,
feel. The cerebrum, the major. part
OF the brain. is the intellectual. but
not the emotional center. The brain
represents the intelligence. The spinal
cord and the cerebellum. the latter the
little brain. not yet well understopd.
and attached to the brain proper
govern equilibrium and the muscles Of
the body. But the emotions are 10.
Gated in the sympathetic nervous sys:
tenn ramifying through tho. body. Their
chief center Is the great plexas Of
nerves which lies against the back.
bone and embraces the stomach.
This does not think. bar 1t feels.
What 1t does not feel is nots felt al
all. apart from pure .inteilectuaI chg,
milton. and its purely passive and sub
jectiye sensations may often ere
garded as warning of danger. or poe
sible mischief. sS&
.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
SYNOPSIS.

Vanishing Fleets, q story Of what
ington with the United States and Japan
near war. Guy Hitler, secretary of the
British embassy, and Miss Norma Rob-
crts, chief aide of Inventor Roberts, are
introduced as lovers. Japan declares war
and takes the Philippines. Guy Hitler
leaves Washington for the Florida, coast.
Hawaii is captured by the Japs. All ports
are closed. Tokyo learns of missing Jap
anese fleet. England's feet mysteriously
disappears. The kaiser is missing. King
Edward of England is confronted by Ad-
miral Bevins of the United States. The
Dreadnaught, biggest of England's war
point in the Thames. The story now goes
back to time many months before the
war breaks out. Inventor Roberts ex-
hibits n metal production. This over
comes friction when electrified and is to
be applied to vessels. Roberts evolves a
sreat, flying machine. The cabinet plans m
q radioplane war against Japanese. The
start Is made for the scene of conflict.
After maneuvering the airships descend.
ana by use of strong magnets lift the
warships, one by one, from the sea. The
vessels are. deposited In the United States
The British fleet accepts American hos
pitality and is conveyed to the United
states. The kaiser is taken on trip
MS first visit to America-thus account
ing. for his disappearance. King Edward
Is brought to America on radloplane
for conference with the president. They
agree to work for world peace. Announce
ment of the secret of the radioplane is
wonder of millions. The king meets his
men He departs in an airship for Lon
don: Half way across the Atlantic the
radloplane bearing the kaiser is met.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
MAKING SUNSHINE
II 10 Often Found In Pure Food.

The improper selection Of food
drives many healthy person into the
depths OF despairing Illness. Indeed,
much sickness comes from wrong food
and Just SO surely as that is the case
right food win make the sun chine
once more.
An old veteran OF Newburyport,
Mass, says: "In October. I was taken
sick and went to bed, losing At pounds
in about go days. had doctor after
doctor, food hurt me. and had to live,
almost entirely on magnesia and soda.
All solid food distressed me 40 that
water would run out OF my mouth in
little streams ~
81 had terrible night sweats. and my
W. ~, w ~. ~ mary saiu haa consumption
and must die. MY good wife gave I'M,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
Prominent Women AID Good Cause.

Prominent Women Aid Good Cause.
A large number of women occupy
Ing prominent positions In society, or
on the stage, are taking an active In
terest In the anti.tuberculosis cam
paign. Mrs w. X. Vanderbilt has re-
Gently given 100000 for sanitary
homes for consumptiyes Mrs. Keith
Spalding OF Chicago has erected O
sanitarium for the Chicago Tuberculo.
sis institute at a cost of about, $780,.
600; Mrs. Coils p. Huntington and
Mrs. Borden Hartman have given
largely to the consumption fight. In
Porto Rico. Mrs. Albert Norton Wood.
wife of prominent army officer sta
toned at San Juan, has stirred the en-
tire island through the anti,tubercu-
losis crusade she inaugurated. Nine.
Emma Calye is a most enthusiastic
worker. and has given largely of her
talent and money for the relief Of
tuberculosis sufferers, and Miss Olga
Nethersole has even Iectured before
thu public on tuberculosis.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
EnalIshman,s wIthsrlna Reply

The best oftus sometimes forget the
beam in our own eyes while we search
for a mote In another's. An Americans
travelling abroad met an Englishmsn
with the rather remarkable name OF
Pthorne. which was pronounced
Thorne.
What's the good OF the pr" the
American queried; you don't pro-
nounce It, do your"
The Englishman gazed at him with
the manner OF one who, while he
pities. 10 bored. 80.
whats the good OF H. Ia 'orso7" he
questioned, conyincingly.- Spare Mo
ments. 81
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01

A long engagement means a short
marriage there is no cloud without
Its silver Ling.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-01
THr HiNT oENrEsl.

Mr.. SaT head Jove. it's nearly
- O'clock. Perhaps had better be \
goin.
Miss Smart Well, they say Never :
put on TIL tomorrow what you can do
today
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-15

NJ course, you, like other
farmers, want to economic
your time.
Think in how many places
power would be help to you
would save time and work-if you
had it in a handy form ready for
use in a minute.
Think how much hard work it
would save you in cutting feed
in saving wood, posts or poles
in running the cream separator
or churn-in operating shop or
other machinery.
The I. H. c. gasoline engine
is a power thac is always ready
at your hand. It is not neces-
sarily stationary, like the wind
mill, and on that account adapted
to doing only one kind of work.
The engine is built in many
styles-there are portable engines
on trucks and skidded engines
which can be moved wherever
the work is to be done. Then
there are stationary engines, both
vertical and horizontal, in sizes
from ] to 25-horse- power, air
cooled and water cooled, and
also gasoline traction engines
IL, IS and 20-horse-power. Be-
sides, there are special saving,
spraying and pumping outfits from
which you can select.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-15
How a Reliable Engine
Economies I labor

The engines are simple in de-
sign SO that they can be easily
understood.
They are strong and durable
constructed with large factor of
safety, inasmuch as they have
greater strength than would
ordinarily be required. Yet they
are not clumsy or too heavy.
All parts are accessible and
easily removed and reassembled.
Every engine will develop a large
per cent of power in excess of its
rating-you get more power than
you pay for.
They are absolutely reliable
you cannot find one inefficient
detail. They are unusually eco
nomical in fuel consumption
less than pint of gasoline per
horse power per hour. This
means that a 2-horse power en-
CINE will produce full 2horse
power for five hours on only one
gallon of gasoline.
Would it not be wise plan for
you to investigate and learn how
an I. H. c. engine will save time
and Tighten the labor on your
farm?
International local agents will
supply you with catalogs. Call
on them for particulars, or write
the home Office.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-15
WATERLOO

Tom Watson Waterloo superb It Napoleon stalking and
empire fame and happiness all heart the fight help dis
the foces study the ky will the elements biend the Mnq We
watch Wellington co he great general but his blood
der sNapoeon We wait for Groucy is breakfasng with
elegance and Napoleon Napoleon waiting hm
after after We watch the face Of The Man. The
afternoon shadows frightening God! where GrouCy2
Thas Tom Watson Waterloo 1t lays heart at NpoleOn
feet"
Handsome eerpre paper cloth bound Price $780, postage
THE JEFFERSONlANS, :: Thomson, Co.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-15
Dbe 5efferson,an
fA'A fooAAhAN Dbe
Our Postcard club
Rv G)<zddv Tim
BY Daddy Jim.

dicitis. There was a tame monkey
playing around the room, and just as
Pat recovered consciousness, the mon
key climbed on the foot of the bed
and sat up any looked at him, grin
ming and chattering. The nurse was
trying to explain to the Irishman the
nature of the operation. "They took
your appendix out of you," she said;
here it isl and she held up a small
bottle Just then Pat caught sight
Of the monkey. He did not look at
the bottle that nurse was holding,
but gazed at the animal in horror.
"Appindix," he cried. "Sure, and
If that was inside Of me, tbs no Won
der I'm sick
One More from Middleton.
4 am little girl just only nine
years old, and [ am in the fifth grade
My uncle takes the Jeffersonian, and
[ enjoy reading it very much. AS this
is my first attempt, will close, with
my best wishes to Daddy jim Pauline
Rhodes, Middleton, Ga"
A Long Haired Judge.
Cole Savage, fourteen years old,
sends this story from Kennedy, Ala.
g. very long time ago judges and
lawyers used to ride several miles to
county court, as the counties were
often as large as congressional dis
trict is now. Judge H in those
days wore long hair, plated in a
queue and hanging down his back.
On one long trip he was IN company
with three lawyers, all fond Of prac-
teal joke. They had their regular
stopping places, but at one house they
found that a new family had just
moved in. Before they got to this
place, Judge H met some one that
he knew, and stopped to talk. The
others rode on, and they decided to
play joke on the judge. When they
got to the house they spoke to the
lady: Madam, We have something
to tell you which is very disagreeable.
There Is woman, dressed in men,
clothes, who is following us. We have
tried every way We could to get rid
OF her, but We cannot. We are mar
ried men, and do not want this woman
IN our company, and we hope you will
not permit her to stay mere. She
will insist that she is not a woman,
but do not believe her. They had
scarcely told their story when Judge
H rode up. AS he came into the
house, the old lady met him with the
broom. Don't you offer to come in
here, you nasty old hussy.' why,
madam, what's the matter?' asked
the judge. That was enough. She
made at him with the broom. 'I'll
show you what s the matter. Get out
of here, | say! You ought to be
ashamed Of yourself, you nasty old
thing. You'd better take off them
mems clothes and put on your own,
and go to your man if you've got
one.' Judge H lodged, and the
old lady grew more angry, still pur-
suing him with the broom. The law
yers were falling all around the
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-15
PAGE FOURTEEN.
His Name Is Watson.

girl ten years Of age. My father lives
on farm in the country. | have
five brothers. The youngest is two
years of age. His name is Thos. E. Wat
son. When | speak to him, I call him
Watson. In the winter we all go to
school, Watson does not go. In the
summer we all take music lessons.
My father takes the Jefersonians. |
like to read the letters in the Weekly
Jeffersonian. Well, this IS the first
letter [ ever wrote, so I will close.
Veva Grace Hostettler, Doans, Ind. "
All Right, This Time.
"Here [ come again to try to win
the prize. This is my fourth attempt.
Our school is about out, and [ am so
sorry. Will try to make my DIS more
plainly this time. 1 am eight years
old. Will close, hoping to win the
prize. Mayoza johnson, R. F. d. l,
Middleton, Ca" You certainly de-
serve a prize, Mayoza. We did not
offer one this week, but we are just
going to make one for you. A little
girl Of eight, who shows such perse-
verance, and writes such nice letter
at the end of it, is worthy Of her re
ward.
Parrot and Chickens
William D. Womble, of Omega, Ca,
sends us two little stories, which may
be new to some Of us. "Once there
lived an old man in South Carolina.
He had large plantation, and worked
a good many negroes, and all the ne
groes called the old man Master.
One summer night the old man was
talking to his parrot, and he told the
bird to call him Master The par
rot would not say a word; the old
man told him again, and he would
not do it, So he grabbed the parrot
and wrung his head around and threw
him out Of the window. Then he went
TO bed. About twelve o'clock he
heard the chickens making fuss.
Getting up and going to the chicken
house, he found the parrot upon the
pole, holding chicken by its neck
and saying: Call me master, [ say,
call me MASTER"
A Long Memory.
The other story is a Joker" Pat:
Why do some camels have two humps
on their backs, and some have got but
one? Mike: [ don t know. Pat: Well,
do you remember when Noah built his
ark? Mike: Sure / do. Pat: Well,
YOU can remember further back than
[ can.
The Making of a Boy.
81 was very much delighted to see
my name in the Jeffersonian, and I
felt sure [ told my age, but guess
did not. I am thirteen years old. My
father is a doctor, and rides all the
time. My Oldest brother, fifteen years
old, is attending military school. He
is in the sophomore class. I have a
sister, eighteen years of age, teaching
school, and so you see I am the
oldest boy at home, and think I have
a hard time. I have to feed and wa
to1, tbo bOrcac and oOmC aO1 T,iOc o111
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-15

course, you, like other
farmers, want to economic
-x1.za &s~rao
The Washington times., 1909-11-16
DEEP WATER MEN
COMPLETE PLANS
Governors Appoint More
Than Five Thousand Dele
gates to Come Here.

Five hundred boards Of trade and
chambers of commerce throughout the
country and twenty-five governors OF
States have appointed delegates to the
sixth annual convention Of the National
Rivers and Harbors Congress, which
meets in this city December S, 9, and
10, was the statement made today BY
Secretary j. r. Ellison, of the Congress,
who has opened headquarters at the
New willard in preparation for the con
vention.
Every indication points to the pres
ence of at least 5000 accredited dele
gates. Enthusiasm at the Lakes-to-the
Gulf convention recently held in New
Orleans. when 500 delegates were in
structed 20 attend the National Rivers
and Harbors Congress, was an indica-
tion OF the intense interest the water
way movement has aroused throughout
the country. The Ohio River Improve
ment Association viii alone send 1000
delegates.
''Never in the history Of the cOun-
try" continued Captain Ellison, has
there been such an awakening as 10
the needs of internal waterway i'm
provements as was developed this
year. Every section of the country
The Washington times., 1909-11-16
Bad Stomach
My Stomach Is Going from
Bad to Worse

Yes, it's true; thousands Of people
cannot eat the simplest meal without
having 1t lie on the stomach like a lump
OF lead, causing rIISery, sour stomach
and gas quotations.
And later, when the stomach has gone
from bad TO worse. there will be longer
periods Of food fermentation, and then
dizziness, biliOusness, sick headaches and
ueTFOugL eSs-
If your stomach is out Of order, If 1t
doesn't feel right after meals, 20 today
and get {, 50-cent box Of Mona stom-
ach tablets In a few minutes after the
first dose the misery will disappear. and
you win be thankful
But don't stop there. Your stomach
Is wrong and you want to put IL right:
you want 10 cleanse. purify and
strengthen Il, so that it will be able to
digest hearty meal without any medi-
cine whatever. So go right on taking
Mona for a few days. II VIII build
up the stomach. uHcl0g the liver, purify
the bowels, and make YOU entirely sat
isfied with your stomach In a few DAYS.
Ml-O-na stomach tablets are made
from the best prescription for stomach
troubles ever written. They are sold by
druggists every where, and by Henry
Evans. and are guaranteed to cure ans
case Of indigestion, acute OF chronic. or
money back Large box, 50 cents. Test
samples free from Booths Mona, Buff
falO, y. Y
The Washington times., 1909-11-16

interested IN projects neld enthusiastic
waterway conventions. The Jackson
Vile convention now going on will be
followed by the Atlantic deeper
waterways convention to be held in
Norfolk the latter part of this week
THE national rivers and harbors
congress does not espOuse any project
but stands for a comprehensive policy
on the part Of the Government toward
our rivers, harbors. and canals This
is the position taken BIZ President
Tart, and was the position taken by
his predecessor. President Taft has
become an enthusiastic advocate FOR
improving our waterways, and he will
emphasize his position at the opening
OF the convention Wednesday. Decem-
ing address"
Secretary Ellison will remain IN
Washington until after the conven-
ton, his offices IN the New Willard be-
ing one OF the busiest places in the
city.
The Washington times., 1909-11-16

Richmond the game has its strongest
advocates as these cities are generally
the fields selected for the big games.
Speaker Byrd, of the house of dele
gates. is interested in abOlishing the
game though his son played at AnnapO-
lis. other well-knOwn legislators have
football sons and there seems TO be lit
tie question Of the fact that some law
TO regulate the game viii go into effect
next year
While not absolutely abOlishing foot
bali the present much-criucised method
of playing the game probably Will be
checked. Should Speaker Byrd under
take to have a law enacted it is gen.
orally conceded that his influence viii
carry.
The Washington times., 1909-11-16
BUYERS APPRECIATE
REST AWHILE" ROOM
Novel Idea of Andrews
Paper Company Given
Approval of Shoppers.

The Christmas shoppers are showing
their appreciation for the Rest Awhile
room of the Z. 2. Andrews Paper Com
pany, at 913 F street northwest, many of
TENN taking advantage of its convent
euces while buying. This room is
unique since it has all of the appear
ances of a home and the welcome is as
free to an invited guest.
Finished in oak and with rugs on the
floor and pictures on the walls, the
room is restful and pleasant COuches,
rocking chairs, and writing desks, add
TO the comfort Of the tired shoppers. A
piano. with the popular music OF the
dav has also been provided.
Since this room was opened by Z. ?
Andrews store, +" has become a pOpu-
lar place for the shoppers TO meet their
friends.
The Washington times., 1909-11-16
Bilious ?

6 How are your bowels?" the doctor
always asks. He knows how inn
ortantis the question Of constipation.
He knows that inactivity of the liver
will often produce most disastrous
results. We believe Ayers Pills are.
the best liver pills you can possibly
take. Sold for over 6Oyears.
Doctors all agree that an aciiDe hDer Is eosf-
fOely essential 10 health. Ask your oson
doctor about flyer ; Pills &c: Aver oe..e