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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

The residence of Mr.. M. C.
Burbank was thrown open last
evening when Messers Boyd
and Ade'man played the hosts
at a Stag Party at which a
number Of Mo Valley young
men were guests.
y The guests arrived at $3.50
p. m. and were welcomed by M.
Burbank. Cards were the or
der of the evening and every
one passed and ENJOYABLE even
ing at Progressive Whist. Four
tables were formed at which
Messrs Adelman and McKer-
cher took the First Honors Ia
box box Of cigars) donated by
Mr.. Fred Heath, and Messrs
Smith and Hollenbeck were
consoled by receiving a prize
package each.
At 1890 the guests were cal
led to an elaborate repast serv-
ed by a we'll known caterer.
The menu was as follows.
Oysters
Consomi
Shrimp Salad
Fried Chicken
Olives Celery
NJ ace Pie Coffee
Cigars
At 1890 the invited ones de-
parted after voting that these
1Stags" should be made fea-
ture Of the winters entertain
ment. ~
Mrs. al Briggs and children
returned from Ida Grove this
afternoon after a few days Wis
it with friends.
Mrs. w. j. Burke visited Oma-
ha today.
H. H. Dickman brought in
last evening one of the finest
strings of ducks seen this seas
on.
Rev. BuriF, of Couton, s. D.
was in the Valley yesterday on
business.
II you have noticed symptoms
Of kidney trouble, do not delay
in taking the most reliable and
dependable remedy possible,
such as DeWitt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills. These wonder.
full pills are being used with
great satisfaction by thousands
Of people. Try DeWitt's Kid.
ney and Bladder Pills today
and refuse substitutes. Get
DeWitt's. Sold py,
n3O Doty and Peterson.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
Nothing Impossible

There is nothing exaggerat-
ed, overdrawn or impossible in
"The Fighting Parson. It's a
very realistic story true to
nature and filled with bright
lines that are food for thought,
simple in construction yet with
a great heart interest that
holds one until the final drop
of the curtain. 1t instructs the
young and brightens the minds
of the older ones on something
that they have probably for
gotten. That is good will to
all and keep faith with thy
Maker" Mr.. Mann has Sc
cured an exceedingly strong
cast for this one of his newest
offerings with stage settings in
keeping with the production
and cast, so we can truthfully
say +. p. McNutt, Manager of
the New Theatre, has secured
"a real city attraction for his
patrons on Monday, November
LIST. Already orders are COM
ing in from suburban patrons of
the Theatre and it looks like
the banner house of the season.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Mrs. G. 7. H ,pkins went to
Ames this morning fpr a short
visit with her daughter WIN is
attending school in TN, civ.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs
quickly, strengthens the lungs and ex-
pels colds. Get the genuine in a yellow
package. Robt w. Harvey no
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
Pearls From HOLSTERS.

A pearl has been taken from
a lobster and scientists are
much excited over the discovery
The good looking chorus girl
knows that it is not unusual to
get a pearl from a lobster.
st. Paul Pioneer Press.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
No Case On Record

There is no case on record of a cough
or cold resulting in pneumonia or con-
sumption after Foleys Honey and Tar
has been taken, asst will stop your
cough and break up your cold quickly.
Refuse any but the genuine Foley S
Honey and Tar ina yellow package.
Contains no opiates and is safe and
sure. Robt. w. Harvey MO
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Since apple picking began
here there has been shipped
from Woodbine via the Illinois
Central over 14,(OO bushels, or
thirty-one car loads of apples
consisting of Wolf River, Sher-
iff, Jonathan, Ben Davis, Gano,
Grimes Golden, Duchess and
other varieties. The most of
these apples went to Minnesota
points, but a few cars were
shipped to Omaha and one to
Chicago. Woodbine Chronicle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Aaron Carpenter yesterday
sold the John Christman prop
erty to John Steen, who will
move to town and occupy the
same.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

to special effort by "tonics" and
"stimulants" doesn't cure anything,
or accomplish any good. Neither
does dieting. Indigestion and the
serious ailments which it induces
can be averted and corrected only
by natural means.
Kodol supplies this natural
means. 1t performs the stomach's
work for it-just as the stomach
should perform it-while the stom-
ach takes little rest, for the
stoxlach's sake"
Our Guarantee
Go to your druggist today and get dol.
lar bottle. Then after you have used the
entire contents of the bottle if you can
honestly say, that 1T has not done you any
good, return the bottle to the druggist and
he will refund your money without ques-
ton or delay. We will then pay the drug
Eist for the bottle. Don't hesitate, all
druggists know that our guarantee is good.
This offer applies to the large bottle ONLY
and to but one in n family. The large bot
tie contains s1a times as much as the fifty
cent bottle.
Kodol is prepared at the labora-
tories of u. c. Dewitt & Co. Chicago.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Hugh Cook went to Logan
today to coach the Logan High
school foot ball team. Mr..
Cook has PLAYED foot ball near
ly all the time for the past ten
years and understands the
game. The Logan school could
not have picked a better man.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Clinton Herald: A large
amount of space is being given
in the metropolitan papers to
the death of Charles M. Nc
Lean, which occurred at Hast
ings, Neb., and news of which
has been given in the Herald.
Some of the writer's seem to be
of the opinion that the man
really was Schlatter, a man
who appeared a number of
years ago, and who, according
to reports, performed miracles
in the way of effecting marvel
Gus cures. This man Mclean
was IN Clinton last spring, and
it developed that he was moth
ing more nor less than a fraud
and a faker.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04


A prairie fire near Dallas, S.
D. yesterday destroyed an i'm
mense amount of property,
burning out several ranchers.
This is the one great danger in
a range country.
Chef Hollister made a bust
ness trip to Omaha today.
Mrs. ]. Murphy returned to
her home in Superior, today
after a weeks visit in this city
with friend and relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
VIM Neufind made a business
trip to Omaha today.
Aaron Clrpe' tsr yesterday
sold the j. A SIR j Il 40 acres to
j. w. Wlllilms 'or $50 per acre.

Mrs E. W. Reed is spending
the day with M. and Mrs.
Thomas S. Cook, cast of town.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Saturday Oct 80
Mrs. John MacAllister return
ed from independence this
morning after a weeks visit
with friends and relatives.
Mrs. Sarah Rogers of Council
Bluffs, was the guest of Mrs.R.
Newton yesterday.
Mrs. M. Raymond visited
Omaha friends today.
Mr.. Anderson Angler and
wife and Mr.. Harrison Angler
were the guests of Mrs. Geo.
Green yesterday. They left for
Western Kansas and Nebraska
last night for a visit with friends
before returning to Chicago.
This is an ideal afternoon for
the foot ball game.
Rolla Smith who is gather
ing corn for Bernard Jones gath
cred 125 bushels, weighed on
scales, last Wednesday. This
is high record so far this fall.
Mrs. Thos McCune, of New
pot, Nebr', and Mrs. Ed Adams
of Norfolk will arrive in the
Valley this evening for a visit
at the w. L. Roden home.
Dave Livingston of this city
drew claim $3.50 yesterday at
the land drawing in Aberdeen,
y. w., James u. Hunter OF NeO-
la 6279 and Fred Lampbre of
Logan No 1926.
Be sure to get Dewitt Car
bolized Witch Hazel Salve, the
original. Always refuse sub
stitutes and limitations. The
original DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve is good for
anything a salve is used for,
but it is especially good for piles
Sold by,
n30 Doty and Peterson.
Mrs. c. B. Drain and son Harry
were Omaha visitors today.
Hugh O'Neal and Ned Burke
returned from Chicago this
morning where they had been
on company business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Album will
be the over Sunday guests of
Omaha friends.
l.. G. Goodwin, father Of w.
Z. Goodwin of this city, propri-
etor Of the Railroad Eating
House, has purchased the Hof-
man House, in Woodbine, and
will take charge of the same
November LIST.
The thermometer marked so
above zero this morning at z
O'Clock. Pretty warm for the
last of October.
County Attorney Smith was
in this city today on business.
Mrs. Fl. G. Anderson return
ed from Alliance, Neb. this
morning where she has been
the past month visiting rela-
tlves.
Mrs. Dan Finley and daugh-
ter Ruth visited Omaha friends
today.
Mrs. H. e. Reel returned to
her home in Vail this morning.
Miss Fern G!asier was an
Omaha visitor today.
w. Myers and sons will visit
Fremont friends over Sunday.
CURES REMOVE DOUBT
ABOUT ECZEMA CURE
Read What Your Druggist
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Clark Coit of Omaha was the
guest Of his parents in this
city today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
Religious Authors State
nent.

A Religious Authors State
ment.
Rev. Joseph II. Fesperman. Salisbury
N G who is the author of several books
writes: For several years was Attic
ted with kidney trouble and last win
ter was suddenly stricken with Sc
we're pain in my kidneys and was con-
fined to bed eight days unable to get
no without assistance. My urine con-
tanned a thick white sediment and
passed same frequently day and night.
/ commenced taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy, and the pain gradually abat-
cd and finally ceased and my urine be-
came normal. cheerfully recommend
Foleys Kidney Remedy"
Robt. w. Harvey MO
Conrad Bennett of Des
Moines visited at the home of
M. D. Myers yesterday.
w. j. Fitzgibbon of this city
drew claim No 64S5 at the Alb
erbeen land opening.
Bradstreet says that 1909
will show up we'll in the prosp-
erty line as any year in the last
ten years.
j. l.. Brandies and sons took
out a building permit in Oma-
ha yesterday for the erection
of a new 100000 Theatre in
that city. This will make four
good Theatre buildings in Om-
aha.
Ray Clark went to Omaha
this afternoon for an over Sun
day visit with relatives.
DR.. and Mrs. DeVore were
Omaha passengers today.
DR.. Hugh Tamisiea reports a
boy born to Mr.. and Mrs. j. q.
Sanderson, Thursday evening.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers-
the safe, sure, gentle, easy little
liver pills. Sold by,
n30 Doty and Peterson.
Every kid in town thinks
that some day he will be a
champion foot bali player.
j. M. Sigler husked 40 bush
els of corn in 2 hours and TWEEN
ty minutes yesterday.
Mrs. Hal Newton and child
rem of Moline Ill. arrived this
morning for a months visit.
Mrs. j. G. Schulmeister Wis
tied friends in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Is Logan to have an agricul-
tural exhibit next year? Yes, if
our business men are alike to
their best interests. The little
fairs we had were very success
full and we would like to see
them repeated every year. No
street fair, mind you, though
we held the affair in the street
But just a nice little show of
the products of this county,
grain, fruit, horses, cattle and
swine and anything else that
would prove interesting and
useful. We did think of advo-
eating a short course in agricul-
ture in connection with the
Farmers institute, but that is
quite expensive. Observer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

H. H. Dickman made a bust
ness trip to Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM Bonnie Of
Blair, Nebr, we're fere this
morning between trairs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

A farmer who lives within a
few miles of town expressed a
new, to us-idea the other day.
1t was to the effect that the
roads within a few miles of
town should always be kept in
good condition, not so much on
account of the people who live
along this part of the road, but
for those who live miles away
because, he said. "After a team
has been driven eight or ten
miles, they get tired, and the
roads should be made more easy
for the horses as they get closer
to town." And there is some
thing in that, too. Observer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Mrs. Thomas Frazier left for
Sioux City this morning where
she will spend the winter with
her daughter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Aulger Bros. returned to the
Valley today from their seasons
tour with Uncle Toms Cabin.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
Friday . %

Miss Fahne Wilkes OH sport
the day in Omaha today.
Mr.. AMI Mrs Dr.. White
spent the day in Logan visiting
friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
All Were Sorry When He Died

LIlC 1llCdCIC dllu III lOOho like
the banner house of the season.
All Were Sorry When He Died
San Francisco Argonaut, says:
ITO the leader of a band in
Omaha. jocularly spoken in that
locality as "the worst in seven
different States" there once
came a man with a request that
the band play at a Cousins fu-
neral.
els it a military funeral?'
asked the leader.
mot at ALL" was the reply.
"My cousin was no military
man in fact, he was never
even interested in matters mill
itary, nevertheless, it was his
express wish that your band
should play at his funeral"
The leader was surprised and
fattered. "Is that so?" ne asked
eyes," responded the other.
"He said he wanted everybody
in Omaha to be sorry he died."
Rare Find Near Magnolia
Logan, Ia, Oct. Mr.. and
Mrs. j. %. Swalley, northwest
of Magnolia, brought to Logan
forty-three pieces of pottery, a
lone chisel, a stone knife, ar
row points, a miniture copper
axe and piece Of red cedar re-
Gently found in and near "Pot-
terry Gulch."
The forty-three pieces of pot
terry are typical in some re-
spects of seventy additional
pieces picked up at the same
place. Of the many pieces Of
pottery no two are exactly
alike in color, thickness, or in
ornamental designs, except two
pieces. These two pieces are
black, much thinner, and the
decorations are by far more ar
tistic than others TIE bone
chisel is about Eve -, i,,s long,
sharpened from both sides to
an even edge. The stone flesh
ing knife is four inches long
and two inches wide and has
the appearance of having seen
hard service. The miniture
copper axe was found near
Pottery gulch at the surface of
the ground. Many pieces of
red cedar have been found in
the galch. A red cedar tree
twenty inches in diameter was
found twenty-five feet from
the sulf ice of the ground in
1888, likewise the trunk of a
white oak tree nearly four feet
in diameter. How the pottery,
cedar and white oak logs were
buried so-deep beneath the sur
face of the g.ound is a problem
for the scientist.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

Mrs. j. G. Schulmeister Wis
tied friends in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
Mrs. M. Raymond visited
Omaha friends today.
This is an ideal afternoon for
the foot ball game.

Rolla Smith who is gather
ing corn for Bernard Jones gath
cred 125 bushels, weighed on
scales, last Wednesday. This
is a high record so far this fall.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04
Our Guarantee
Doty & Peterson

Kodol is prepared at the labora-
toriesof u. c. Dewitt & Co. Chicago.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-11-04

The residence of Mr.. M. C.
Burbank was thrown open last
evening when Messers Boyd
and Ade'man played the hosts
at a Stag Party at which a
number of Mo Valley young
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
OLD SoAKERS
Get Saturated with Csneiu~

When person has used coffee for a
number Of years and gradually declined
In health. II is time the coffee should
be left of in order TO see whether or
not that has been the cause of the trou
Bile.
A lady In Huntsville Ala, says she
used coffee for about 40 years. and for
the past 20 years was troubled with
stomach trouble.
4 have been treated by many physi-
clans but all in vain. Everything failed
TO perfect cure. was Frustrated for
some time and came near dying. when
! recovered sufficiently to partake OF
food and drink tried coffee again and
1t soured on my stomach.
Il finally concluded coffee was the
cause OF my troubles and stopped using
IL. tried tea and then milk in its
place, but neither agreed with me- then
| commenced using Postum. | had Il
properly made and 1t was very pleasing
TO the taste.
4 have now used II four months. and
my health is so greatly improved that
l can eat almost anything want and
can sleep well, whereas. before, suf-
Tered for years with insomnia.
have found the cause OF my trou-
bies and a way to get rid Of them. You
can depend upon it appreciate Post
UNI"
There's Reason" Read "The
Road to Wellville." in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A
new one appears from time to time.
ihey are genuine, true and full OF
human interest.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

@S59. Ladies Dressing Sack. This
simple. though pretty. model is adapt.
able 10 lawn. organdie, wash silk,
chalis. alhatross or wool batiste. Four
sizes. 80. SO, 40 and A.
2Si5. Ladies' Corset Cover-Any OF
the sheer white materials are adapt
able to this neat little under-garment
which may be trimmed with valen
ciennes insertion and edging or left
plain. as desired Seven sizes. 80 10 A.
2S39. Ladies Semi-Princess Dress.
with an Attached Five-Piece Skirt hay
ing Plated Flounce. ~ Tan French
serge was used for this development OF
this model. II is also an excellent one
for wolfe. Six sizes. b 10 A.
2S42 Girls Low Necked Dress with
Yoke, three-quarterlength Sleeves and
with or without Fancy Collar-An ex-
cellent model for chambray. linen.
Bingham or lawn. Six sizes. to IA
years
2S74 Girls One-Piece Apron Lin.
en-. lndian-head cotton or percale are
all adaptable 10 this serviceable little
garment Six sizes 10 II years.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
The Emperor's Orderly.

FreGchmen of every rank and class
dearly love titles. The manager OF a
Paris insurance company was decorat-
ed with the Legion Of Honor few
days ago. and the clerks in the en-
ploy of the company presented him
with piece of plate TO which their
visiting cards We're attached. On look
ing over these he was a good deal
puzzled and amused by the visiting
card OF the Office boy" an old soldier
from the lnvalides who was employed
10 open the Office doors from 9 to
Under the mans name was the title
the emperor's orderly" He sent for
the old soldier. who stumped in and
saluted
OF what emperor are you the or
derry. and how" he asked. The old
lnvalide drew himself up to attention.
Il am the orderly Of the emperor"
he said. Napoleon. lie Petit Corporal"
But he is dead He has been dead
some time" answered the puzzled
manager
Il dust his tomb for him" growled
the old soldier.-London Express.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
ERRATIc SCIENCE.
Some Wonderful Answers by School.
room Small Boys.

Mushrooms always grow in damp
places. and so they look like umbrel.
las. wrote a small boy in the science
examination. Other examples Of the
"hOwler" are compiled by writer in
the Scientific American.
Air is the most necessary OF all the
elements. II there were no such thing
as air | would not be writing this es-
say now: also there would be no pneu-
matte tires. which would be a sad loss.
Electricity and lightning are OF the
same nature, the only difference being
that lightning is often several miles in
length, while electricity Is only few
inches
Air usually has no weight. but
found 20 weigh about fifteen pounds
70 a square inch
The axis OF the earth Is an imagi
nary line on which the earth Is sup
posed TO take its daily routine
The difference between air and wa
ter is that air can be made wetter
but water cannot
Gravity IS chiefly noticeable in the
autumn when the apples are falling
from the trees.
Things which are equal 20 each
other are equal 10 anything else.
"A parallel straight line is one which
II produced to meet itself does not
meet.
The blood is purified in the lungs
by inspired air"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Modest Dan HAYES.

An old playful Of the Kilkenny
Theater Royal for May IA. 1893. was a
few years ago reprinted in the West
ern England Mail. and the following
is an extract from IT,
The tragedy OF Hamlet. originally
written and composed by the celebrat-
ed Dan Hayes. OF Limerick. and in
serted in Shakespeare works"
The playbill concludes with the in
teresting notice that mo person what
soever will be admitted into the boxes
without shoes or stockings" II is
probable that this Irish claimant to
the honor of the authorship of Ham
let Is not SO well known as his as
founding claim might warrant.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Il Is 10 Smile.

In walking through a train smile
always relieves the tension of the mo-
ment, even If IL is the train Of your
hostess best dinner gown
A smile is frequently used TO con
ceal vacuum. If IL is a broad smile.
however 1t defeats its purpose
II your newly married friends insist
upon your holding the baby. grab the
infant firmly by the back Of the neck
and smile. The parents will remove
the child at once
II your dinner partner is talking
over your head. smile He will prob
ably grow uncomfortable Immediately
and change the subject
II your rival appears to be cutting
you out with the only girl. smile.
This will rouse her suspicious at once.
and she will devote the rest OF her
time trying TO find out what that
girl is
A smile is a handy thing TO have
round. even when 1t is as broad az
1t is long. II may square a long stand
ing grievance Puck.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
cantrelI. ehouI klnn. paroled

On promise that he would not re-
turn TO indianapolis TO live. Rufus
Cantrell the king OF negro grave rob
bers. has been paroled from the Mich.
igan CITY Prison, where he has served
seven years. Cantrell's band operated
TOT many years Scores OF bod
les were taken from their graves and
sold TO medical colleges When the
first reports of Cantrells work were
made public they were regarded as an
exaggeration. but he led detectives to
the graves that had been robbed
About 40 white men and negroes were
indicted
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
A Maker OF Rulls.

Some excellent bulls are credited 10
William Arolin. who was a London
police Judge In the thirties Of the lasf
century lie once remarked to coun.
sci. II YOU can show precisely al
what moment the offense was commit.
ted and prove that the prisoner was
not there when he did IL, he could not
possibly have done H." And he sagelv
added. we cannot divest ourselves 81
common sense in court OF justice Y
OF a similar character was an axiom
he once delivered himself OF which
has been maliciously fathered on
many other occupants Of the bench
III ever there was case OF clearer
evidence than this case. this case 4
that case