The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-07
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There are too many men in this doing their duty. When musical director. marries mony in the family, paradoxicai as it | may seem.
 sa saa saEsys %nt sa Sss sUs # crust. young wives.
 An Eastern monogolist is named Blossom; May he prove the flower or
 Trouble Is one thing that you never have to Insert a want ad to Ind. There
 s Peass aas s Ht 1t really syas' 1t 5sSi soi se vt keep from stumbling right over 1t. + 4 Old Sol is getting in his fine work these days, and the song birds round Montgomery are singing in the rose
 A girl isn't so particular about twist. is his engagement ring. You can also tell a woman's age pretty nearly by looking at her her teeth; .s spring chicken any more.
 The authorities are at loss to Ship him to a prohibition community If he Is guaranteed to bite, where whis- key is permitted for medicinal pur- poses. %tT John Temple Graves has been called down by Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt We'll just bet Mrs. Cat Is there all great opera singer says It is a shame for -prima donnas to have large and leave poor dad to dandle the kids on his knee, while some other man is singing love words into her soulful eyes.
 Houston. Texas. Is to have an up-to- date weather bureau. Houston Is just snv hs paSf ss fGf the susn truS aSoat Ss ths time time. '
 The next stop win be Naplss. vesu- vius will surely erupt in his honor.
 A winston Salem woman has given birth to quintuplets-and to think Teddy can't be reached.
 Some men are so slow that. they would never make success of any thing except pall-Oearers. Put hides on the free list if 1t takes the hide on. 4
 II " women .s sas,s ,s get get, all !5st the ;n Sry wet tears. Sunday every little blonde in Mont- gomery will make noise like an Easter dress, it may not be a new one, but 1t will make noise like one.
 When hen girl a,tn ia in leys or wqsssq nstsa affects man that way. A. MT. Taft favors ship subsidy.-To-
 We were of the opinion that he fa- vored a ship.
 Some mems greatest weakness is ad- miring' the strong points in their char acter.
 When a man raves oyer 2 girl; com SStRer St girl about 1t. the other girl thinks to herself. q wonder when they took him to the insane asylum"
 Every business man says to you. welt i'll the tarim question Is set tied" The world will rock on just the same when 1t Is. we will scarcely mo- tics the difference.
 Uncle Joe Cannon at 7s wants to play golf. We wouldn't ike 70 pc m bal.; he could make even hardened caddy blush at his vocabulary. The Loafer.
 A.loahn'. jes a-loann' through the dreamy, dreamy days. | When a feller luvs to wander through the flower tangled ways Where the birds are ever cAlltn' him to come off to the woods, | An on a moss hank waller in the dreamy solitudes, Dream, dream dream. Where the ripplin' waters Eieam. While life is full O sunshine, | As you dream, dream. dream.
 A-loann'. jes a-loahn' meath the sky of dreamy blue.
 With the wild rose jes' a leanin' down to kiss the lips of you. While the far-oR coy bells tinkle to l the laughin' of the brook. l An you want to lie forever In the cool l and shady nook. l Dream, dream dream, Where the ripplin' waters gleam, | An Gods whole wide world Is yours
 Dream. dream, dream.