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The Washington bee., 1909-09-11
DON'T

Don't question the coming of your
friends closhes.
Don't know too much when it is
not necessary.
Don't answer questions unless you
are asked.
Don't question a lady where she
gets her clothes, even if she is doing
no work. She may have a wealthy or
well to do father.
Don't tell people your are earn
ing fortune when you know that
you are starving to dea-h.
Don't insult lady should she
chance to give you a pleasant smile.
Don't lie in bed late when you
know It IS necessary to get up early.
1t is an aphorism too true: don't
count your chickens before they are
matched.
The Washington bee., 1909-09-11
NEW BANDAEASTER

Professor Wade H. Hammond. for
the past two years bandmaster at the
Western University, Quindaro, Kan
sas. has been appointed regimental
bandmaster of the Ninth Cavalry,
stationed at Fort Russell, Wyoming.
Mr.. Hammond is an accomplished
musician, and drilled the splendic
The Washington bee., 1909-09-11
Il you 60 on land or sea,
A COMMENDABLE ACT

Mime. E. Azalia Hackley called at
The Tribune office Wednesday and
announced that she had completed
the payment of the Clarence c. White
Foreign Scholarship and intended to
start another one in the near future.
One of our young local artists has
heen selected as me next student, and
as soon as a sufficient amount has
been raised the student will be sent
abroad-The Philadelphia Tribune.
The Washington bee., 1909-09-11
THE WISHFUL BOY
Bv 7, { MO0yP

BY L. (. Moore
Q, l left a house of JOY
With all things full and plenty.
Now | am a wandering boy
From home without a penny.
Mother weeps for me tonight
And Papa cannot sleep,
Sisters heart is not so light
Little brother in the cradle weeps
| never shall forget the day
When out in the world | roamed
Everything seemed pleasant and gay
Till adversely crossed my road.
Jack Frost began to bite my nose,
A SHOW hat covered my head
Ny body became bare of clothes
And l am almost dead.
Here | will no longer stay,
If the Lord will help, III go
And tell them how I s.rayed away
They'll accept my plea, l know.
Advice | give to all young men;
Obey and love your home,
Cloud and storm do what you can
And never be a drone.
Il you go on land or sea,
Remember Father and Mother:
And where it is your lot to be,
Don't forget Sister and Brother.
The Washington bee., 1909-09-11

band of this institution which has
made such a record throughout the
West
Is is reported that Register Yer
non, though regretting to lose the
services of such an accomplished
teacher of music at his school, was
glad to interest himself in the case
of Mr.. Hammond.
The Washington bee., 1909-09-11

Send for The Bee if you want
9 five papsr.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

Who: s Who on Olympus
BY JOHN KENDRIcK BANGS.
Mars

BY JOHN KENDRICK

- rARS-Mafor-Gener Oympian National Guards on II George w Jupnei'
NJ ESQ. and Hera Parhena, his wife Born al Governors Island Hehoo"
AvA Harbor A. %. Educated Vest Pontfex Maximus graduating at nao
OF his class in tactics trategya n commissary science inherited we OF M
ing from his mother. through whose influence with the administrator ne Sc
icured ppofntment Of chief of staff in the OIympan Natfonai Guard aer pc
coming ecretar of "a in cabinet of President Zeusveft Ponce ommlssioner
Eysta for several ears with marked influence uo he state OF maoe
eotoneo of Rough Riders at Pegasus at outbreak of Tartarian var; nsu
himself a battle of Eelcon Hill, running from baseto m thirteen umes
in thirty hire minutes befoet the enemy knew lie hd arrived aptorins esh'
bastins. sixteen edoubts eightyfour bugles n a trombone without CASUAL
ties turning the after instruments Immediately pom the enemy and lowing
them off n field. In recognition OF thish heroic service was appointed 1oVerhor
of one of the outlying planets since named for him. upon which, he nstructe
several wonderful n stupendous canals, which are still considered " as
ionomers Ind others who la seen them through the large n OF a glass
be marvels oil engineering. Author of Alone in Tararos' Mes a AUTO
Suicide al a Menace to the Army" and large number off fugitive papers IN Ill
other subjects. Regarded by everybody, including himself al chief ndGstudy
of love- whose place he sits during he atters absences rm Olympus IS
general manager of The universe has given satisfaction to everybody n thrlves
on trouble ut is looked upon with slight favor b. mo1yeoddles, undesnapes'
descendants OF Ananias, powder Takers and all members of the Down-and-out
Club. Recreations: Bowling, head-bntng, hunting trouble and making charges
both on cot md by special message Address, the war department N route
Lift.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
Judge Goodpasture y u M''s fs G Se% %nmss
BY FARMER SMITH, the Cedar Grove FhMosophe-W. XXI
=. Written eSMuv for the EunhgE Edition or the STAR. -
BY FARMER SMITH, the Cedar G
Written especially for the Evening Edition of the STAR >

on their toast. The butter may or may not be good
for them.
Gust so the employer prefers enthusiasm on the
part of his employees rather than the reverse.
IF you are sincere you know it and the world will
find it out.
IF you do not believe in your employer; il you do
not believe he is the best man for you to work for
get another job
"You will find that this attitude toward your en-
ployer will develop your latent talents. If you are
able to handle him you will be able to handle yourself,
and with this line of reasoning, more able to handle
customers and anyone with whom you come in contact.
"You will be surprised to see how things will begin
to flow your way; because you are really beginning to
get enthusiastic about your work.
"You know that everyone has to work; the million
aire is kept busy giving away his wealth, and when
you recognize that the best thing to do is to work and
to work with the least possible friction, you have
gained one of the greatest secrets of life and are on
the road to wealth.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
Knox on Athletic Pastimes
BY E. S. ROCHESTER.

q EcRETARY KNOWS studous habits and his constant devotion to the work
of he department of State do not deter him in taking proper outdoor *
erse and in participating in athletic pasdmes. He is a stronga dvocate
of whoesome athletics, and believes that ALL young men and women should in
duge in such pashmes. Yet ne contends that violent exercise improperly
directed, merely tmpairs both the mentala n physical capacity of "a mn.
The secretary of State feels hat colleges I'M universities. should dev0e a
certain amount of attenuon to athletic training but lie does not approve OF
athletics overshadowing rnental training
and physical condition of the nation" said Mr. Knox. Personally I Ike to
play golf ride behind a good horse, n otherwise indulge in outdoor diversions.
Such exercise is essential to ones health"
A short time go thu secretary of State. with his friend, Huntington Wilson.
third assistant secretary of State. We're in the Chevy Chase golf links when
President TaftV ice-President Sherman, Captain Archibald w. Butt. military
aid to the President n General Clarence Edwards came n h green's ready
for a gan of golf. Mr. knox, atured n a sweater M cp raj about to drive
his shall when President Taft said: "
"Knox, what's on your mnd today?' #
N"Goh" promptly answered the secretary soberE. ~
Mr. Taft smiled. 8=Gaa H#H@4N IN
Il believe o would rather play golf Phnander, than effects an International
alliance" - Y
Not exactly, Mr. President" replied thes secretary" bu 1 would rather pay
golf than do los anything else o thu athletic caendar"-LesnesW Weekly.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

satisfed-as they should be. They are also imbued
with an idea that they are neglected, abused, or inn
posed upon. This may be real or imaginary, at the
same time it leaves a feeling of loneliness.
'In order to get money from our employer it is
necessary on our part to overcome this feeling of
neglect and lo~nesomeness >on his part.
THE average employee loses his position or fails to
get his salary increased because day by day he simply
adds to the neglected feeling of his employer.
Just here enters the element of sincerity.
1.-THE majority of people in the world prefer butter
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
famous BITS Or PROSE J
BY FAMOUS PEOPLE /
Life in Books.
Born 1908.

BY JOHN MILTON.

OOKS are not absolutely dead things, but 10 not contain progeny of life
* in them to be as active as hat soul vas whose progeny they are. Nay.
- they do preserve, a s in a VIAL the puret efficacy n extraction OF that
tive, as those fabulous dragons teeth. and being up and down. may
chance to spring up armed men. And yet on the other hand, unless wariness
be used, as good almost kill a mar US kill a good book. Who kills a man kills
u reasonable creature-Gods image nut he who kills a good book kills reason
tse1f-ki1s the image of God, a S 1t were in the we. Many a man lives
burden to the earth, nut a good book is the precious life blood IF a master
spirit embamed nd treasured Up on purpose to a life beyond life. 1t i true
tons Oft gesd do moi oft recover III loss OF a rejected truth, for h wants of
which whole nations fare the worse.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
CARE
FOR FRONT

most valuable part of the waterf front has been appropriated by pri.
vae ownership. The Post Telegram expresses the public feeling
when it says that not another foot of frontage should be permitted
to 70 to private owners, while effort should be made to reclaim what
has been lost to the city. Newark, by its example, awakened in
Jersey City, Trenton and Camden this new civic spirit. but Newark
has yet to make her example a concrete fact by digging a ship canal
across the meadows and constructing a dock system to give to our
city the great commercial and industrial facilities it needs.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
A LEFTOVER
COMMISSIONER

thatfhe commission is still in existence, although, as Mr.. Boom sadly
remarks, "hampered by lack of funds The commission, apart from
Mr.. Boom, made some practical suggestions to the Governor last
winter that will be utilized in time. Mr.. Boom made a long and ex
pensive individual report that excited dersion by its eccentficities.
In the "pentup Utica of Merchantvile, ministering to a country
flock, a mans horizon cannot be expansive, and the commissioners
individual report showed it. There will be no more funds provided
for Boom reports.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
MAYBE PEARY
GOT THERE, TOO

unless prevented by untoward circumstances, and has succeeded or
failed. Lieutenant Peary was fully equipped for the adventure
when he left for the Arctic. 1t was his judgment also that an ex
plorer must live with the Esquimaux and live like them to be able
to accomplish his great object. DIR. Cook successfully acted upon
that plan. 1t will be a double victory for America if Lieutenant
peary also has reached the pole, and shall return to civilization to
tell about ii. The doubling Thomases will then have two heroes to
defame.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
WRIGHT S7IRS
GERMAN INTEREST

n probable that he will stir the interest of all Germany, which has
heretofore been devoted to the Zeppelin airship. Germany knows a
good thing when Germany sees it, and the aeroplane is the real air
ship of the near future. The fact that an American invented and
demonstrated it does not touch jealous susceptibilities in Germany
as it does in England. 1t will be something of a triumph for Ger.
many, too, if the modest Ohio man shall utilize his opportunity at
Berlin to smash the records made at Rheims.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

<<TT is a self-evident fact that
in order to get money you
must get 1t from somewhere.
''There are, to all intents and
purposes, two sources from which
you a get money.
First, your employer.
Second, your customers.
''Now, it Is a well-known fact
among those who are wise that
the majority of people are dis
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
THE DAYS BEST q


- WIS is a mighty dishonest world yu know" said Henry Dxey In
MARY James "a "ad it don hurt to bes suspicious of som people
the two hands Of a clock.
Il want yer fer to fix up desc hans. Dey amt kept no correctt time fol mo
den six munfs"
"Wel, where is the c1ock?" responded the matchmaker.
"Out to m y cabin"
But I must hav The clock"
Didn't / tell yer da's muffin de matter wild d. clock ,cautined han,s, In,
here dey be- o jess a de clock so YOU kin tinker if ad charpa M q
big price Gimme back dem hans"-Youngs Magazine. N
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
OCEAN WATER
FOR HOME BATHING

future, when water fresh from the oaean will be carried through
pipes to city bathing places. AS everybody knows, a bath in the
water of the ocean has an inygoraiing effect that one does not get
from aqueduct water. And why, indeed, should we use the same
water for drinking. bathing and other purposes? In time the limit
OF the aqueduct water supply will be reached, and before that
occurs there will be a dual supply, one exclusively for potnbte USE
A1e we snai nav ocean Warer Tor Dathlng. bps not
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

1t appears from q state
ment at Morristown yester-
day by the Rev. E. A. Boom,
of the Dependency and
Crimes Commission of 1908.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

Why should not a New
arlcr be enabled to take a
sea-water bath in Newark?
That question will be an
swered some time in the
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

You are quite sure that she would
consent to marry him?'
"Consent! She would insist"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

Camden, so long and so
strangely Indifferent to the
ownership of its waterfront,
seems to be alive to the ques-
ton now, but only after the
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

Orville Wright is arousing
the enthusiasm of the Ber-
linese by his performances
with his aeroplane. Before
he gets through at Berlin it
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
HARD TO MAINTAIN
RESPECT FOR LAW

laws are wrong Or have been outgrown, their attempted enlargement
is necessarily attended by contention and difficulty, and respect for
the law becomes impaired. When a law runs contrary to the great
majority sentiment of the people lis impossible to enforce that law,
except under an autocratic government. Ours is not that kind of
government, and never will be with the consent of the people. 1t
remains, therefore, if we want to maintain respect for the law, to
make the law conform to what the great majority of the people want
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

Incidents at Atlantic City
toward the close of the sum-
mer season will help to bring
about long-needed changes in
obsolete statutes. When the
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
HOW TO BE HAPPY

HOW TO BE HAPPY.
Jinks-What do you consider the Sc
cret of happiness?
Winks-Make enough money to buy
your wife everything she wants.
AN OBSERVATION.
De big mar amt de one dat kicks
An acts so imperlite;
Its jes' de little yaIlor deg
Dat allue wants to fight.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06

Lieutenant Peary may be
heard from at an early day.
Advices from him are ex.
pected this fall. He has
made his dash for the pole,
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-09-06
In Ripping Good Humor
ENFANT TERRIBLE.

ENFANT TERRIBLE.
And did they go into the ark two
by two?"
Mamma-Yes, dearest.
"Well, who went with auntie?''
BEYOND THE CRITICAL STAGE.
Mrs. Nearby-I understand your hus-
band is Ill. Is his condition critical2
Mrs. Growell-Critical, indeed! Why.
81 Is positively abusive.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-03-19
Prepaid Railroad Orders.

Something which is Of consider
able interest to the public generally
and which is perhaps not generally
known is the system of prepaid or
ders now in effect between stations
of the Southern Pacific company
and all points in the United States.
BY means Of this system tickets may
be purchased at Grants Pass from
any place in the United States and
mailed or telegraphed direct to the
party wishing to come here. Sleeper
accommodations and small amounts
OF cash in connection with these
tickets may also be forwarded at the
same time" 3-19-tf
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-03-19
Your
Suit
Made in N. Y. Style

Let us tailor your spring suit or
overcoat as the best tailors In New
York or Chicago would tailor II.
Let us give you suit for Easter
that you would not be ashamed to
wear even at swell afternoon So
cial affair given by the exclusive
clubmen on Fifth avenue. New York.
It Is easy enough to get a suit
that looks well to the average man.
Let us give you suit tailored with
all those exquisite touches and nice
ties that only metropolitan tailor
can put into clothes.
We can put metropolitan tailor
Mt your disposal. We take your
measure and send II on to the
great Royal Tailors Of Chicago and
New York who will put one Of the
best designers In America to work
on your suit.
And the cost will be less than any
local tailor would charge. For
where the local tailor makes one
suit of clothes this worldwide Or
ganization makes thousand.
Come in and see our beautiful All
Pure Wool Royal Woolens. 500 to
choose from.
THE NEW RACKET STORE
AIO Ernnt AlrAat
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-03-19
Commercial Clubs New Home

The trustees OF the Commercial
Club have rented the upper story
Of the Williams Bros. building on
Sixth street over the Peerless Cloth
ing company. There are nine rooms
on the floor and 1t is understood
that all OF them will be occupied for
club purposes. The largest one will
be for the general business OF the
club, another will be banquet hall,
there will be a ladies parlor, and
toilet rooms. There is to be a billi-
ard room, also reading room.
This will make a fine place for the
club and It will serve many good
purposes. AS soon as the building is
put in repair It will be occupied by
the club.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-03-19

Judge Geo. II. Durham will leave
for Chicago on legal business this
evening and will be gone for 10
or IL days,
". T. Pitchard, of North Platte,
Nebraska, is visitor in Grants Pass.
He is looking over desirable pro-
perties with view to purchasing
should he find what he wants.
o. Weicher, of Chicago, and A.
Vyeberg, of Milwaukee, Wis, are
looking over the country around
Grants Pass with a view to loeat-
ing in this part of the Rogue River
valley.
Our member of the House, Hon.
]. c. Smith, has returned from
Salem, where he was called to attend
special session of the Legislature
which convened on Monday and ad-
iourned on Tuesday.
F. H. Knight was called to Grants
Pass Thursday on account of the
serious illness of his brother, A. d.
Knight, who is i'll with pneumonia
F. H. Knight is now resident of
Portland and is city solicitor for the
Oregonian.
Mrs. Mary Smith, of this city, who
is president of the Rebekah assem-
hly of the State of Oregon, left Mon
day to make her official visits to
Rebekah lodges from Roseburg to
Portland. At the latter place she
will remain days returning here
the 2Sth.
Ralph w, Hoyt, president of the
Portland Rose Festival and cashier
of the Merchants National Bank of
that city, was Grants Pass visitor
Thursday and Friday, working in
the interest of the rose festival,
which is to take plave the 18th and
18th of June. He was accompanied
by Mrs. Hoyt, and while here they
we're the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Judge Geo. Durham.
Miss Maud Baber, who for seven
years has held a responsible posi-
tion in the Courier office as opera
tor on the Simplex machine ana
later on that wonderful machine,
the linotype, has resigned her posi-
tion and accepted place for the pre-
sent in a mercantile establishment.
Miss Baber will be greatly missed
in this office, which she has served
so long and so faithfully. Her old
associates bespeak for her the best
that life affords, and will always
remember her with pleasure.
Southern Oregon Manager Nc
Cord, of the United Wireless Tele-
graph company, has notified w. T,
Perry, local representative, that he
will be in Grants Pass in about a
week or 10 days with set Of wire
less instruments for practical de-
monstration, and will show Grants
Pass people the mysteries of wire
less telegraphy
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-03-19

w. A. Burr, proprietor of the
Burr Music House, of Roseburg, is
In town this week with shipment
Of Bush G. Lane and Victor pianos
which he is offering at from $50 to
800 less than they have been sold
for heretofore. Formerly he handled
them for Portland piano house,
but now he buys them direct from
the factory in carload lots, which
enables him 10 cut out the jobbers'
profits. These are high-grade In
struments and have many advan-
tages over any other make. Read
What Ethel Caroline Palmer has 70
say Of them elsewhere IN this issue
They are on exhibition next door to
post office.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1909-03-19
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DR.. Flanagan,
Physician and Surgeon.
Step ladders at Hair-Riddles
Bicycle repairing at Cramer Bros
J,E. Peterson, PioneerInsuranccM Man.
M.Clemens, Prescription Druggist.
New Spring Hats are now ready
for inspection at Mrs, Waughtals.
A full line of Columbia Indestruc-
tible Phonograph Records at Adam
Winners. 3-12-2t
Alton Packard, humorist and art
list, will entertain you at Opera
house, Friday, March 26. Don't
miss this attraction.
People who have bought during
this sale say 1t is the first time they
have bought goods as advertised
and w. j. Gardner as having no
fake sale,
Alfred Letcher. Registered Opto-
metrist and Jeweler In Dixon's old
stand, Front st. Eyes tested free.
Our prices are for new goods
/ no old, moth-eaten stock-so you
are safe in buying at w. j. Gard
ners, as everything will be sold at
great loss.
See CoronBooth Hardware Com
pany for plumbing, sheet metal and
electrical work. 6-26-ti
The dam pictures taken on the
day of the irrigation excursion are
now on sale at the Grants Pass Art
Studio. Get them now or never gel
them. 3-19-2t
The l. X. l.. marble and granite
works OF north Central Point, Ore
gon, are agents for The Stewart
Iron Works Co.'s cemetery and lawI
iron fences, vases, etc. Write us ant
our salesman will call with designs
We have secured the agency fol
Natures Remedy" for Dyspepsia
Constipation and Rheumatism. Thil
is sold under a guarantee. Our rep
resentative will call on you soon anC
explain the medicine more fully. c
H. Demaray, Druggist. 1-29 t
Coron-Booth Hardware Compan.
have added gasoline engines. Mr.. J
d. Franklin will have charge OF thi
department, also the woven wir
fencing. 6-26-t
5-gallon oil cans wanted at Hair
Riddles.
Coron-Booth Hardware Compan
have added electrical house wirin
and fixtures. Mr.. A. b. Ellison wi
have charge Of this department.
! Latest creations OF the milliner'
, art to suit every taste and purse
: Astonishing bargains In trimme
/ hats. Fine display March 10 to
J at Mrs. e. Rehkopf's.
! Coron-Booth Hardware Compan
sell ranges on easy payments. Yo
can pay weekly payments. 2-2e-