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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29
The Opera.

Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Why can't they write an Amerl-
can grand opera?"
"We have no peasantry to bring IN
as a chorus.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29
Snyrna Farmers Union.

The members Of Smvrna Farmers
Union will meet Saturday morning
at nine o'clock at the school hous;'
for final consideration Of the ferti!i.
zer question.
Alex. D. Hudson, President.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

The above is published, in conec-
ton with the Introductory statement,
in Justice to Mr.. f. 7. Carlson, mer-
chant-tailor of Newberrv. who wants
ii understood that he had no connec-
ton with Rodgers business in Laur-
ems.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

J. W. WHITE, store in the post Office
building, ready to do any kind of
plumbing business on short notice
and in good style.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

PURCELL & SCOTT will be pleased
to see their old customers and to
have new one; in their new and
commodious store rooms in the post
office building.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

J. W. WHITE, Newberry's up-to-
date and competent plumber guar
antees perfect satisfaction in all
work entrusted to him.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

COR GOOD WORK in the plumbing
line that will stand the test Of time
call on J. W. White.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

FOR RENT-One cottage with six
rooms and one with four rooms.
Mrs. R. L. Paysinger.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

PURCELL & SCOTT are now in
their new and commodious store
rooms in the post Office block, and
are better prepared to serve their
customers than before. .
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

WE ARE NOW occupying two store
rooms in the post office building
where We hope to serve all our old
customers and many new ones. Call
and see us.
Purcell & Scot.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

FOR sALE-Eggs Of highest IN
proved breeds Of chickens for set
ting. -.
Willie Wicker, Newberry, S. c.,
808 Boundary Street.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29
TUNGSTEN ELECTRIC LAMPS

save you l-2 on your electric light
bills, let US show you twice the light
for the same money. -.
Summer Brothers Co.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

BARB WIRE g. NAILS-Full stock
now on hand, get prices.
Summer Brothers Co.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

BEARDLESS BARLEY-At Sum-
mer Brothers Co.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

HORSE FOR SALE-Good gentle
horse. Apply to J. D. Hunt, Pros
perity, S. c. II
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

J. W. WHITE is prepared to give en-
tire satisfaction IN all plumbing
business that is required TO be done
in Newberry.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

just received large sup
ply hard and soft coal, the kind
that once used always used. See us
today, don't wait for the rush on
a cold day.
Summer Brothers CO.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

FOR RENT OR SALE-Two-horse
farm five miles from town. l3-acre
tract near MGlloi'nl Mil. Another
small tract near AIollohon Mil.
An,;le EnZlGrGt.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

FOR NICE pork chops and steaks
J. C. Sample. old dispensary stand.
If
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

POULTRY NETTING-Large lot
Just received.
Summer Brothers Go.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

100000 FEET OF PINE and poplar
lumber for sale.
#. Evans.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

WANTED-To buy second hand
co mill rock. Write Mill Rock,
r. F. D. No. 2, Newberry. S. c.
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PHONE 261 for Pork and Beef.
l-1-09-f&t-1m.
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PHONE 261 FOR FISH AND
Oysters. t@t-lm'
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ships. but he though this should 60
in as a guarantee.
If there should be objection to the
election on account Of the expense,
said Mr.. Sigh, the Good Roads Lea
que stood pledged to bear the expense
Of the entire election. He suggested
hat the bonds be floated at four and
one-half per cent. and submitted the
figures showing they could be retlr-
ed in fifty years with a two-mill tax.
He made an excellent argument for
coed roads, showing the value of per-
manent roads, and the great saving
which they would bring about. TAX
ing the same lines as in his address
at the mass meeting in the court
house. He said that all were IN favor
# good roads, and so long as there
was only talk for good roads there
would be neither antagonism. which
was necessary to the success OF any
movement, nor any enthusiasm. What
was needed was some definite plan.
There was general discussion en-
raced in bv a number Of those pres
emf.
It was finally decided to adjourn
until 8 clock on Friday night to-
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1909-01-29

Purcell & Scot.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
WILLIAMSBURG

The snowstorm and blow made hard
work yesterday for those who have 10
roll the roads They were quite badly
drifted in many places
Bert Simonds and sister, Julia, of Prov
idence, r. l., werec allied here last week
by the death of their father, Lucius ST.
monds. They returned to Rhode Island
to-day.
The attendance at the masquerade
promenade Saturday evening was very
good and all had fine time. There were
some very pretty costumes and some
were quite the reverse.
MRS. Auelia Edison died Saturday at
the home of her son, G. NJ Edison, where
she had been moved since her illness
Mrs. Edison had been i'll some weeks, but
at first was not considered dangerously
ill, but for the past week had failed
very fast, until the end. The funeral
will be held Tuesday at her house at
2 p. m.
The funeral Of Lucius Simonds was
held Saturday at the home OF his daugn-
ter, Mrs. Dow, who had cared for him
for several years, since he had been in
failing health. Rev William Schofield,
assisted by Rev. Cora NJ Ewes Of the
Universalist church, attended the funeral.
Robert Bruce conducted the burial, which
was in the village cemetery beside his
wife, who died few years ago. Mr..
Siinonds was o little over SO years Of
age.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
MONTPELIER

S. S. Ballard left Saturday afternoon
for New York. He will pass next week
there and then 60 by the way Of Phila-
delphia and Washington, ID. G., TO
Flo ida, where he viii spend month
with Mrs. Ballard.
John 0Crady, who for so years lived
In this city, died Friday morning at
the home OF his niece, Mrs. Lawler, In
Claremont, N. H., after a long illness OF
cancer Of the throat, at the age Of 10
years. He leaves one brother In Rox-
bury and several nephews and nieces.
J. ]. Williams is planning for exten.
siye improvements In the store in his
block on Main street and will extend
the small shop at the side into which
Joseph Yattcr will move, and this will
give Mr.. Williams more room for his
garage. A busy year in the automobile
line is looked for this spring and sum
mer.
A committee form the Brooks Post,
@. A. r., is arranging a splendid pro-
gram for the celebration OF the Tooth
anniversary OF the birth OF Abraham
Lincoln which is 20 be held in the opera
house ON Feb. ~, under the auspices
of the post at which time Hon. Joseph
A. DeBoer win deliver an address on
Lincoln.
Charles DEF Bancroft posted the
check list Saturday in the several
wards. The board of civil authority
lcgahzed the list Friday evening. About
the same number OF names appeared on
the list this year as one year ago, there
being about 1890 names. There will be
some changes in the next few weeks
and number Of additions win prob
ably be made.
Judge +. NJ. Butler Of Rutland, per-
formed his first official act last Wednes
day within Ave minutes after he was
sworn to faithful performance Of his
duty by Major A. H. Grout Attarney
Clarence Fl. Senter, OF this city, had
papers in chaneery case in his pocket
waiting for Judge Butler to be sworn
in and as the Judge was leaving the
governors Office invited him TO step
into one Of the ante rooms where he
placed the case before him and Judge
Butler attached his name to the paper
in the case Of Warren b. Goodale OF
Woodbury. against Ebert Ainsworth
aud John Morse, foreclosure. Senter &
Senter appear for the orator.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
JINGLES AND JESTS
Solace for a Hypochondriac.

Solace for a Hypochondriac.
I've had my share Of grievances, the
toothache an the rest
OF maladies that put mankind's en-
durance 10 the test.
I've had rheumatic joints for many
long and weary years
Neuralgy that nd almost force you
into sheddin' tears.
But no matter what the ailment you
may be compelled TO nurse
You can allus find somebody that APP
pears TO suffer forse.
I SILVER as ! read the various papers
which reveal
The agnoies that men with swollen
fortunes ought 10 feel
The pain, so scientific writer's tell US,
mostly looks
As II 'twas caused by pressure on con.
gested pocketbooks.
An once it's fairly under way the pa
tient runs a chance
OF strikin' condition known Of part
ocular finance.
A symptom that's productive Of part
ocular distress
Is every now and then a state Of blank
forgetfulness.
SO, though my suferin's are severe,
with mebbe worse 10 come,
Pve got no swollen fortune, an that
helps my feelin's some.
Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01

Mrs. Fred Wright of Bethel underwent
a serious operation at the Randolph san.
itorium on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs, Fred Gordon were in
Mortified Sunday, having been sum
moned there by the death OF Mrs. Cor
don's uncle.
Tho ladies OF 81. Johns church cleared
about SIS on Saturday from a food sale
which they held in the millinery store Of
Mrs, y. r. Draper.
Mrs. Charles Root and her little daugh-
ter, Florence Noble, went 60 White River
Junction Saturday 70 visit the family
Of John Rogers, who were former resi-
dents in town.
Frederick Rainey, youngest son Of the
late Rev. Rainey, once pastor OF the
Methodist church here, Is the guest OF
Mrs. Emma Reed. while taking brici
rest from bis studies at Dartmouth col
legc.
Prof. Il. G. Ham delivered fine talk
before the Federated churches on Sun
day evening on Practical Lessons from
the Life OF Christ" which was listened
TO with great interest, at the Methodist
church.
Herrnon Il. Morse Of Montpelier takes
possession of the hardware business re-
Gently purchased by him OF the j, J. IRE
rise company, February 1. Mr.. Trerise
will take much needed rest from bust
ness for time, and at present has no
definite business plans for the future.
Friday evening was celebrated in sew.
eral different places by social events,
among which was party given by Fred
erick Leeds at the home on Highlands
in honor OF Mr. Leeds's seth birthday,
10 which friends were invited 10 join in
whist. On Summer street, az the home
OF Mrs. Norman Greene, there was an.
other gathering, 10 which a large number
were invited, in honor of the 23d birth
day OF Mrs. Frank Harrington, who
boards with Mrs. Greene. Among those
attending this celebration were Mrs. John
Howells and Lawrence Rising Of Barre.
The Christian Endeavor society OF the
Bethany church held large and very
successful social at the Parish house, the
proceeds of which went into the treasury
Of the society, and last, the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. H. B. Bell was the scene OF
very enjoyable occasion, when It's guests
from the Federated church assembled in
the late afternoon and evening 70 par
take OF bountiful supper, prepared by
the ladies Of the church, and to enjoy
well prepared musical program following.
The proceeds amounted TO SIG, which
went into the treasury of the ladies'
society.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
wEBSTERvILLE.

AT the Baptist church Wednesday
evening, February 3, at o'clock, the
Rev L. ]. Bomberge of Montpelier will
deliver lecture. The Subject will be
Making Faces" Special music, inelud-
ing vocal and cornet solos by Mr.. c. @.
Holmes and son, of Montpelier. Ad-
mission to lecture, adults 10 cents,
children 5. A meat supper will be
served in the basement from $3.50 to
$3.50 o'clock, also from $3.50 to $3.50
o'clock Price, adults 25 cents, chill
dren 10. All cordially invited.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
The Exnerianesd swine.

The crowd around the postoffice
stove, after exhausting the possibilities
OF politics, local and national. had been
discussing the alleged lack of the truth
telling instinct in Old Man Simpkins
Uncle Ezra came in. and Jim Peters
said.
"What do you think about it, Uncle
Exra9 Would yon call Old Man Sinp-
kins a liar?"
''Well," answered Uncle Ezra slowly
as he thoughtfully studied the ceiling,
II wouldn't go SO fur as to call the old
man liar, but | do know It to be
fact that when feedin' time comes to
get any response he has to have some
body else call his hogs fur him. "~-Wo-
mans Home Companion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
And still Increasing.

"what Is the matter with the service
this afternoonY' asked the angry man
ager Of the telephone exchange. "The
town is in tumult, and every sub
scriber has complaint"
1T can't be avoided" explained q
subordinate calmly. "The papers came
out and said that man Of the name
Of Smith had been injured in trolley
wreck. As result every Smith is tel
ephoning to every other Smith to learn
IL the Smith who was struck was his
Smith."-Puck.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
TALK OF THE TOWN

Cash paid for watches, diamonds, gold
ana silver jewelry. Burr, the Jeweler.
Clairyoyant--Tuesday and Thursday,
2 p. m. to p. m. Mrs r. E. Ellis, rs
spaulding street. Tel. l56.2I.
The best farm trade ever offered by
the ID. A. Perry Real Estate agency is
advertised in the for sale column. A
farm with an income of $4,000 year.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
WASHINGTON.

Court 0nawandah, No. 46l9, I. o. F..
will hold public dance in school house
hall on Friday evening, Feb. 5, the pro-
ceeds Of which dance will 90 to help a
sick Forester Everybody invited La
dies please bring lunch basket. Hot coffee
served at the hall. Per order entertain
meHt committee.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Mature study.

You mustn't pat tn bumblebee
When he is busy with tn rose,
Cause II might 'sturb him. Now, one
day
He didn't like II much. s'pose
He's diff'ent II he Is all black
An furry, like my pushes back
'Cept where he's yellow. When he purs
His song is dif'entsr than hers,
An. oh. his scratch IL drofie hotl
put sonne mud right on tn spot
Marie Louise Tompklns in Harper's
Weekly
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Highly Practical.

aYour business college for young
women seems to be alright"
at is alright
@Do you give the girls good pract.
zeal business trainingT
aIn reply to that question | can
only say that 60 per cent of our grad
yates marry their employers the first
yesr."-Louisville Courier Journal
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Cares win Flee.

Get up on the right side and the toll will
seem so light
The day win be a-iashing from the dawn
unto the night.
The cares win fee as shadows, and when
twilight whistles blow
The lanes will lead the loving where the
songs of loving fiow
Baltimore Sun. s
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Mrs. Winslow'a seothine srrup

has been used for ever sIxrY-FTvE YEARS b. MI
LIONS 81 E0THERk far thesF CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHEN0. vitk fKKFEcr euccEss Il s00THEs
ne CBILns eoPTES1 tie GUNS. A1IzATe eli PAIS;
CURES VIVID collie, - IL tks bet fssasay fsr pIAE
hhUA- seia ~ psuEElHz q every pss o. ths weird
Be sars ans ast ~ kfs. Winziewt sseklre syruFs
srtssd under As Fes6 and nrurs e. 1uue h Ie Serial
Nmnbsf iess An OLD AID WELL TEIED REMEDY.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
DIES IN CALIFORNIA.
Charles G. Church Of Vermont Was an
Editor in South Dakota.

NnhhicS VI. NhutSh VI NciHOnt was an
Editor in South Dakota.
Burlington, Feb. News has been
received Of the death in Pasadena, Cal,
on Tuesday of Charles @. Church, ma
tive Of Jericho, this state, and grad
uate Of the university Of Vermont, class
Of 1878. His wife, who was Miss Carrie
Bishop of this city, survives.
Mr. Church taught school in Under
hill, VT, studied law and was admitted
TO the bar in WATERFOWL, South Dakota
He edited the Waterfowl Courier for
some years and was state manager for
the New Hampshire Trust company for
South Dakota and Minnesota. He was
cashier of the National bank in Min,
neapolis and had extensive real estate
interests.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
You Havn Got 10 nie 70 win

IL you buy straight life insurance. You
have got to die, anyway, so you might
as well insure and win. Goth year. Ma
tional Life Insurance company, Mont
pclier, Vt. (MutuaD.
S. s. Ballard, general agent, Mont.
pelier, VI; N. b. Ballard, local agent,
Barre. vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
Central Vermont Railway.


Trains leave barre for White River junction
and boston, and way stations, also Windsor
and Bellows Falla and New York az 100 and
y. 40 q m. and li,35 D. IN. Also leave Barre for
Waite River Junction, Bellows Fats, Spring
neld and New York nc $40 p. m.
Trains leave Barre for Burlington, ST, AL
bans, Montreal and way stations ~ La0 a. m,
400, go and ii.S6 p. IN.
Montpelier q Wells River Railroad.
Trains leave barre for Wells River, connect
ing at that point With trains going both north
and south, at7.50 a. M, 1890 and 500 p. m. The
1870 train connects with train for Boston, and
north for Lisbon, Llttleton, fabyans and Lam
caster, also with Mont express, and the $50
and 500 trains with st. Johnsbury trains.
Trains leave Barre lor Montpelier at $50,
oSo q. M, 1880, 400. 4.1O and b.90p. m.
Electric Street Railway.
Cars leave square IN barre for Montpelier at
70 minutes OF and Is mipates past the hour.
Leave montpelier for Barre on the hour and
half hour until Top. m.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
The pirectoire.

Has the directoire como to stay.
Tell me, pray2
Will It clinch its stylish sway7
Nay.
IT has gained wide renown,
Shaping DANES straight UP and down,
But In time they'll cut each gown
T'other way.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
ny Hi. own storv.

He Is wonderful success.
His hands possess the masters touch.
There's not his equal here, ! guess,
And none sccornpllshes SO much
The boss depends on him each day
And wisely-lets him run the place.
He Is wender every way
II what he tells you proves his case.
Detroit Free Press
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
At the Charity Fair.

She offered unto me kiss.
hut strange to say I hesitated.
Although she was winsome miss
Who offered unto me kiss
But you paid fifty for the bliss:
TO charity twas dedicated.
She offered unto me a kiss.
But, strange to say hesitated.
Yale Record.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
a eusiness Tic.

The man who thinks he knows It all
Soon finds. to his dismay.
That what he thinks he knows Is not
What people want today.
To think you know il will not do;
You've got to have the goods with you
Detroit Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
The New Favorlses.

The tumult and the shouting dies.
We must confess.
To other heroes promptly flies
The tickle press.
The Kermits and the Quentins go.
And fortune watts
Into the llmelight's ftful glow
Tho little Tafts.
VIII 8. Adkins In Puck.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Iust So.

There is plenty Of room at the top.
quoted the moraizer.
Yes, rejoined the demoralizer. "and
there always will be unless facilities
for getting there are improved" Phil
adclphia Bulletin.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Needs ExpIaininu.

How does 1t happen remarked the
observer ofevents and things, that If
liquor muItiplies the things one sees
a fellow never sees but one sea ser
pentT'-Yonkers Statesman.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01

For mild, easy action Of the bowels,
single dose of Doan's ReglIlets is
enough Treatment cures habitual con
stipation. rs cents box. Ask your
druggist for them.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
piAioult Stunt.

A man once fell out of a suite
OF rooms TO the ground--fifty flute.
He got up and said
AS he rubbed his haid,
'sThat turn will be hard to butte
--St. Louis Republic.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
The One Horsepower Kind

"Walk more,' said the physician.
"But." he protested, II already have
an automobile"
sect another" was the stern dictum.
New York Sun.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
a Taxicab iris.

A Tsxicab Trip.
aYou are charging me for two miles"
"Yes, Sir"
'But the distance is only a mile and
q half
Usually. sir. but we skidded. -
Town Topics.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
INCREASING PLATOON.
Maxwell Evarts Gives Norwich Univer-
sity Valuable Stallion.

Mortified, Feb. i.--Attys Maxwell
Evarts Of New York City, president of
the Vermont State Fair association,
has resented the Norwich university
cavalry $500 stallion. The univer-
sity had just few days before increas-
ed their platoon by the addition Of 16
new head Of horses. The management
is planning for a complete equipment
OF lo4 head Of well trained horses.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
An Icy Reminder.

"Did you ever feel that the world
was against your"
"Sure felt It this morning when
slipped on the sidewalk. Washington
Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01

"what is good joker
"Any joke you read that makes you
sore because You didn't think of it
yourself. Cleveland Leader.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Revelation.

The truth that figures pever lis'
/ never dared assert
Until saw Babette go by
Clad In her new sheath skirt.
But now I know, must confess
My feeling can't be hid
That when 1t comes TO women's dress
'Twere better II they did.
Judge.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01

''Dr. Thomas's Electric Oil is the best
remedy for that often fatal disease
Group. Has been used with success in
our family for eight years.. H.
Walker, Sunbury. Ohio.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01

"Ts that woman richg"
'Riehf | should say sol Why, she
can even AFFORD to be a kleptomaniac."
Baltimore American.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Kitchen Ranartns.

FtCHSH HspNfttSs
"Weli." remarked the range, Il see
you are full again"
That's the fault of the shovel re-
piled the coal scuttle. ut seems to
delight In getting me Pittsburg
Post
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-02-01
Extent OF His kno~Iedce.

f-NtcHI OF TITS FNUVWFSuJus
Singieton-~What do they use to ex-
tract gold from quartz7 :
Wedderly-I don't know, but women
use tears to extract 1t from mems
pcckets.--New York Press.