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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
Ho Got Married.

Our cook. said the family man. had
beau who called on her often. but
finally his visits ceased. 1 asked her
one day what had become of her for
mer attentive beau. aud she said he
had got married.
''Slnce be got married" said she,
''he don't come around any more"
Married. said I. surprised. why,
I thought be would marry you"
so he did" said the coOk.-Brown-
ing's Magazine.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
No Business Good Business.

YES" said the quiet man, business
has been good with me this week-or
bad-I don't know which you would
call 1t. have been buster than the
company likes to have me-"
What do you mean by that? Is
there an employer who does not like
to have his employees work? Could l
get job there? 1t seems to me that
such a position would suit my tenn
permanent exactly"
'"The company doesn't care to have
anything doing in my department. 1t
would be glad to pay me my salary
and never have me do a stroke Of
work.
What an ideal job! What kind of
q place is it?"
Il am an adjuster of death claims
for a life insurance company."-New
York Press.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS


WANTED-w0man cook for small boarding
house at Chatcolet, wages $50 per month. Call
r, Press Office. 25
WANTED Girl TO do general housework, en-
WANTED-An elderly lady TO assist with
housework Interstate. C. NJ. Trigg, Post Falls
WANTED-A woman for laundress in private
family. Call II Press Office II
WANTED Bids for clearing 40 acres or more
for level land close to town. r. U. b. IS, Occur
d'Alene. "a
wANTED-First-class man cook for short or
deTs in restaurant Apply at Merchants Trans
fer Co., 203 SheFnan street. q
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
mIacELLANEOus.

REAH-Metaphysle spiFifpalistle writer Is
nov located Ia your city. VIII give you true
reAdings- Elite Hotel.
II level, little diamond In front Ample reward
Palm saloon.
BOsT-One bFindIe steer, years old. branded
P B on right bio; tuo 2-yeaT-Old steers, DFAnded
cow branded p D. Reward tor Information
about above stock. KaesmeyeF Meat Co, Occur
d'Alene, Idaho. II
IfyOu want 10 know your future and past
please c. ana End out your future and past
No. Of street ZIG Bancroft 5
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
Always Piekina.

An amusing story is told OF the an
swer given by London waif to a Sal
walton Army captain. The jealous on
Ger had asked the boy what work be
did to provide him with food. etc. and
the reply was. Il pick stra wbeTTies In
the summer. pick hops in the au-
tumn. I pick pockets in the winter. and
oakum for the rest OF the year."
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
stumpsd.

'why. Puss. you people here don't
know anything about fruit. Out in
Oregon We raise apples as big as your
head"
-Do yon raise peaches as big as 1
am, Uncle PhilY'
-why-er-ah:'-chicagO Tribune.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
a ousen,s Critical brother.

Marie Antoinette's brother Joseph
could not bear the rouge pot. and one
evening when the queen was going
out, being heavily rouged, the emperor
was looking on. Pointing to a lady
present who was excessively bedaubed
with paint. Joseph remarked facetious-
~: "A little more under the eyes! Lay
on the rouge like fury. as that lady
doesr'-Hassard's Louis XVI"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

New Clerk should like two weeks
vacation. sir. Boss-whatl Why, this
IL only your first week with as. New
Clerk-Yes. sir. but once / get accus-
toned TO the position may be able
to stand IT longer.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
CHOICE
Fruit Lands

5000 Ten acres close 70 city: suit.
able for chicken ranch or fruit.
81 ,9OO--Ten acres. deep, rich soil:
young orchard; house 24x30; good
well of water; chicken house, and
only three miles from the city.
@2,1OO-21 acres, Ave miles from
town; near electric line.
@2,5OO--Fiye acres Of choice land
within city limits, near good
school, has city water.
4,OO0--Fifty-thre acres, black soil,
four miles from city; seven acres
orchard, one-half Of II IN bearing;
spring water: cows, team, wagon.
hack, farm implements. barn and
other outbuildlngs.
$4,000 Thirteen acres. young apple
orchard, choice varieties; close 10
this city; no buildings.
s., 60O-Twelve acres, close to city:
has 700 fruit trees. part Of them
In bearing; one acre strawberries;
live spring OF water. no buildings.
S12, COOS acres, close to city; 10
room modern brick house, hot air
furnace; large barn; az acres
bearing orchard; AZ acres young
orchard; 10 acres rich bottom
meadow, balance of land suitable
for fruit; two large springs. water
piped TO house.
- ,6OO-FiYe acres OF good land.
close in: suitable for small fruits
and garden; city water; no build
lngs
:5,0O0--FiYe acres, close to city;
four-room house; barn and chicken
house; one acre strawberries; 100
fruit trees. 80 shade trees; city
water
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

First Member-Mrs. he Streak didn't
have her way nc the dress reform meet
ing this afternoon. did she? Second
Member-No: her gown ntted her 90
tightly that she couldn't make a mo-
tion.-Puck.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
FOR RENT.

TO RENT Partly furnished s-Fo0m house,
corner Second and Occur d Alene streets.
FOR RRNT-ModeTn room house, close In
and near High school building on seventh 81 {,
very DESTROYS property. call on Business Mana
ger Press once.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

The bond accompanying said petition
was also duly approved.
At this time the Board adjourned
until tomorrow morning, August 10,
1909. at 10 o'clock a. m.
c. NJ. TRIGG,
Attest: Chairman.
Ut. QUARLEs. Clerk.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

Riobbs-What an egotistical fellow
TalkaIOt Is: When you are with him
be experts you 20 be all ears. slObbs-
Yes; and you 6Dd him TO BE all "I's."
-PhIladelphla Record.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

When all local merchants come 70
be good advertisers. the occupation
Of the sheriff. in certain Of It's phases,
win be gone.
rO4ny's news tOesy.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

NELL hear their engagement was
broken or through a misunderstand-
ing. BELIEVES: he understood she
had money. and she understood he
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

Sensible men show their sense BY
saying much In few Words.-Frankiin.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
PERRY, LYON NAVIGATION
COMPANY

Occur d'Alene River Servlee)
Steamer Tacoma leaves Occur d'Alene
daily except Sunday for Harrison and
all Occur d'Alene river points.
Reservation Observation Trip
Steamer Milwaukee leaves Occur d.
Alene $50 a. m. for Harrison aad all
lake points, returning arrives Occur
d'Alene 8 p. m.
General Lake Service
Steamer Lyondale leaves Occur d.
Alene 2:3O .. m. daily for all lake
points, returning next day.
Mica Bay SerV Zee
Leave Occur d'Alene daily 7 r. m;
10 a. m. and 2:30 p. m. Leave Lyon
dale a m, 11:30 a m. and 3.45 p.
m.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20
CITY PROPERTY

We have a large list Of choice city
property. improved aud unimproYed.
at reasonable prices. Let as, show
you. II you purchase before looking
az our properties you will make a
mistake.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

Today's news today II yos read
ne Evening Press.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-08-20

Is THE CLASS or PRINTING
WHICH THE PRESS PUB-
LIsHING COMPANY TURNS
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08
or VAST IMPORTANCE
IS APPLE CULTURE

Spokane. Nov. Apple culture has
become of vast commercial Importance
in the northwestern states and prov
inces. and is increasing - rapidly
that, in the near future, in connect IN
with other fruit it will rank second
only to wheat growing. In fact. ex-
pert horticulturists estimate that ii
will eclipse the latter industry in |. IS
than 10 years. This would nican any
where from s60.O0O.O 900 II s1a.JDc. .tC0
yearly in Washington. Oregon. Idaho,
Montana and British Columbia.
While it is true thar favored dis
tricts in eastern and New England
states and Michigan and Miss ,uri can
raise apples just as good as are grown
in the west, those older parts of the
country probably will be crowded out
of the business. The reason for this
is that apple growing is now firmly
established ON u commercial basis i'm
the northwest-as recognized indus
try, and Is not a farmers side issue"
Orchards are first in the western
growers estimation, and, in many in
stances. comprise all the farm he hds
Fruit lands are not regarded as con-
venient calf pastures. 1t Is more than
likely before the eastern farmers
awaken to the possibilities awaiting
successful apple-growing or before
they can re-establish their worn out
and rundown orchards the northwest
will have secured the markets of the
country and of western Europe.
There has been an enormous de-
crease in the apple production of the
United States in the last Il years.
The crop i'm 1895 was a little more than
60.O0O,000 barrels. while this year it
Will not be more than 5000. 900. as
against 23,00O.0OO in 1908. This de-
crease must. in large measure. be
ascribed to lack of cooperation
among growers i'm eastern states and
the absence of systematic efforts in
marketing the fruit
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08
MAGISTRATE
HAS SCHEME
WORK is ANSWER TO PROBLEM
OF WHAT TO 90 WITH THE
CRIMINAL CLASSES.

Spokane. Nov. Samuel l.. Mann.
police magistrate of Spokane. formerly
a newspaper writer and theatrical per-
former in the east. believes he has
solved the problem of dealing with
hardened criminals. habituaI drunk
ards and hop tiends. wife beaters.
drones and juvenile offenders. The
panacea:
Give them wordsworth that tires
the body and rests the mind: give
them wholesome food and frequent
baths. The rock pile is suitable
workhousc."
Judge Mann handles from A., so or
30 cases daily during the six
days a week the court is in session.
thus giving him an opportunity to see
the result OF sending prisoners To the
city Jail. He says they invariably re-
turn to answer tn some other. ii not
the same charge, and the fall is from
bad to worse. the climax, as "A rule.
being the penitentiary for life or long
periods. He added:
speaking from strictly humanf-
tartan standpoint, l believe il is wrong
to keep n criminal in absolute idleness
for 80. 60 or 80 days, while the
result of incarceratng normal
human being. who has committed no
crime. for a similar period. will either
make him a criminal or drive him in
sane.
II have watched the results of SEN
tences on the rock pile. Even the con-
firmed drunkard, who comes here after
a knockout fight with John Barley
corn. goes forth a new man after 80
days treatment, as l have outlined. l
have seen boys who became desperate
criminals after associating with bad
men in Jail similar period. and again
! have known them to become respect
ed citizens as a result of being segre-
gated from the other classes and given
rock to occupy their minds. The rock
pile solves the problem"
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

Washington. Nov. 1.-Secretary
Dickinson is at the bedside of his son.
who is ill. near Nashville. Tenn. As
sistant Secretary Oliver. who has been
acting secretary in his absence, is at
Albany representing the government
at the Hudson Fulton celebration in
that city. Mr.. Schofield. assistant and
chief clerk of the department. who
usually acts i'm the absence of the sec
retary and assistant secretary, is at
the Alaska Yukon Pacific exposition
at Seattle.
This left the war department with
out an active head until General Bell
was appointed. For a few days the
worthy major general. therefore be-
comes the real secretary of war.
His appointment has caused consid-
cradle gossip in military circles.
This is due to the fact that hereto
fore when such contingencies have
arisen Major General Ainsworth. ad-
jutant general. has been chosen to
conduct temporarily the civil affairs
of the military establishment That
arrangement was made with the ap-
proval and consent of General Bell.
who waived all his prerogatives in the
matter as chief of staff in favor of
General Ainsworth's seniority. Next
to Major General Wood. who was
commissioned in August. 1908. General
Ainsworth is the ranking officer OF the
army. He was commissioned major
general in April. 1904. while General
Bell did not reach that grade until
January, 1907. But General Bell is q
general officer of the line. while Gen
eral Ainsworth is at the head of a
staff department and has never had
command Of troops in the field. So
far as known there is no friction be-
tween the two officers because of the
preferment of the junior officer on
this particular occasion. and 1t is said
that 1t was done especially as COM
piiment to General Bell. who will re-
linquish his detail as chief of staff
next April.
Assistant Secretary Oliver will re-
turn to this city during the week and
relieve General Bell of his temporary
civic responsibilities.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08
MONTANA GIRL WfDS
WASHINGTON ATTORNEY

Spokane. Nov. Miss Verna L.
Charest of Philipsburg. Mont. and
Col. William ii. Plummer. promoter
and attorney. We're married at the
home of the bridegroom. 1916 River
side avenue. the evening of November
4, in the presence of a small party of
acquaintances. The ceremony Was
performed by Rev DIR. William ].
Hindley, pastor of Pilgrim Congrega-
tional church. The bride. who was un-
attended. wore wedding gown of
cream colored messaline and carried
brides roses. ]. NJ. Campbell was the
best man. Decorations We're of ferns.
yellow chrysanthemums and American
Beauty roses. and the ceremony was
performed at an altar over which was
suspended white dove. Pink tea
roses and pink chiffon streamers ex-
tending from the chandeliers to the
table. with nosegays of autumn leaves
and foliage on the curtains formed the
decorations in the dining room. Fol-
lowing the ceremony a wedding supper
was served in the apartments where
Mr.. and Mrs. Plummer will make their
home.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08
For Aged People
Old Folks Should Be Carsful in Their
Selection Of Rssuistivs
Medicine.

With advanced age comes inactive
bowel movement and sluggish liver.
Nature is unable to perform her proper
functions and requires assistance.
otherwise. there is constant suffering
from constipation r~a it's attenia n
evils. Old folks should never use
phvsic that is harsh and irritating.
We have a safe, dependable and alto
gether ideal remedy that is particularly
adapted to the requirements of aged
people and persons of weak constitu-
ton who suffer from constipation or
other bowel disorder. We are so GER
tain that it will completely relieve
these complaints and give absolute sat
isfaction in every particular that we
offer them with our personal guarantee
that they shall cost the user nothing
If they fail to substantiate our claims.
This remedy is called RexaIl Order'ies.
Rexall Orderlies are eaten like candy.
They have soothing. healing,
Strengthening. tonic and regulative ac-
ton upon the dry mucous lining and
the relayed muscular coat of the
bowel. They produce a natural. sue
eessive contraction and relaxation of
the muscular fibers of the bowel walls.
generating a wave-like motion which
forces their contents onward and out
ward. thus Stimulating nature in per-
feet bowel movement. They tone up
and strengthen the nerves and muscles
and restore the bowels and associate
orrans TO more vigorous and healthy
activity. They may be taken at any
time without Inconvenience: do not
earSa any priniug panSea diarrbnaa
excessive iooseness. flatulence or other
disagreeable effect. Try Rexall Order
lies on our guarantee: 36 tablets a5
cents. and IL tablets 10 cents. Remem-
her. YOU can obtain Rexali Remedies
in Missoula only ut our store-Thc
ReSail Store. The Missoula Drug Co.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

When a cold becomes settled in the
system, il will take several days
treatment to cure il. and the best
remedy TO use is Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy II will cure quicker than
any other. and also leaves the sys-
TEN in a natural and healthy condi-
ton. sold by all dealers
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

il concerns the welfare of the entire
nation" said Mr. Rice. and the Sec
ond exposition is designed In be broad
enough In give it an international as
pect, which is certain Io rebound tn
the lasting benent of the growers in
Washington. oregon. Idaho. Montana
and the provinces in western Canada.
who are the most concerned in its
success
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

The old. old story. told times with
out number. and repeated over and
over again for the last Sc years. but it
is always a welcome story to those in
search of health-there Is nothing i'm
the world that cures coughs and colds
as quickly as chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. Sold by all dealers.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

competent judges. The chief is Pro-
ton, ID. g, n member Of the Ameri ran
Pathological society. under whose rules
we are working"
The chief prize is the sweepstakes of
sl.a00. to be awarded in the carload
class. This calls for $50 boxes or 30
barrels of commercial apples of ono
or more standard varieties. There
will be carload competitions on Il va
rieties. also contests in barre. hex
pyramid, basket. jar and plate dis
plays. state. provincial and list -ict
exhibits and a number of specials in
each of which the management, has
arranged for the distribution of sub
stantial prizes. in addition to gold and
silver medal banners. cups and dipl1-
mas. In making the awards the judges
will consider these points:
First. value of the varieties for the
purposes to which they MAJ be
adapted: second, color. size ana uni
formity of fruit: third. freedom from
marks and insects and hlsmishes;
fourth. pack.
Arrangements have been completed
to house the exhibits i'll the state al
mory and adjoining temporary struc-
lures. where three and one-half acres
of floor space will be available thus
assuring advantageous display leon
To every contestant. An unusual fea-
ture of the main exposition hall is
contained in the nlsa u erect IN en-
closure. 2a0x3oo feet. IL f..t in height
covered by circus tent rpaf, thus
providing 5000 square feet of ipa. .,
in addition To that in the armory and
other buildings.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

A plasterers' union was organized
recently at meeting held in Nash
Vile, Tenn. Howard Ferguson was
elected president. and A. NJ. Sawyers,
secretary General Organizer James
Mahedy addressed the meeting.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

A cold bath can be
taken at any time of
day; but the best time is
before breakfast.
A hot bath should be
taken only at night
just before retiring.
Cover the body with
Ivory Soap lather and
rub it in. BY doing this,
you not only cleanse the
surface of the skin, but
you also cleanse the
pores. which is equally
important.
Ivory Soap
99+>is. Per Cent. Pure.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08
Cider Mill Lane.

Slider Mill lane. feature that was
received with favor last year, will be
larger and better than ever There
will be daily concerts by two bands
of - pieces and programs of high
class vaudeville. also Il series of DEM
onstrations by Miss l. Gertrude
Mackay and hesy of young women
from the domestic science department
Of the Washington State college at
Pullman.
The apple show is national in
character and scope from the fact that
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

San Francisco District Council Of
Painters has voted $500 for the pur-
rnse of erecting monument in M
cemetery plot.
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

shows what can be accomplished by
systematic and intelligent business
methods. If the fruitgrowers of the
northwest had acted independently
and each treated his orchard merely
as IL farm adjunct. apples grown in
Washington and Oregon and British
Columbia would not now he sought
by dealers from Great Britain. Ger
many. France. Belgium and the orient.
Ii is fully as important to find a mar
ket for ones crop as it is to grow it.
particularly If that crop is apples.
Officers of the National Apple show
lncp. of which Rem II. Rice is sec
retary-manager. believe they can best
assist the growers in the northwest
as Teil as those in other parts of the
country. by first popularizing the ap-
Pile as a national food and fruit. and
then assisting them in finding mar
kets for their products. also by en-
eouraging the growing of better and
cleaner fruit and more of il To supply
the ever-increasing demand for high
grade commercial apples.
The foregoing are the chief objects
of the second competitive exposition
I'm Spokane. November Is to 20, when
it Is proposed To demonstrate to the
people the possibilities of intensive
cultivation in the west. and show them
the value to the whole nation of this
development. 1t is also the promoters
plan TO arrange for the cooperation
of the growers of the continent and
the entire world in a movement for
the betterment of the apple industry.
Encouraging.
The success of the first competitive
exposition. last December, which Was
an ambitious undertaking because of
its size and scope. has encouraged the
hoard of trustees. at the head of which
is F. F. carties Van Dissel. to lay
It's plans upon broad and c0mprrhen-
sive lines for the Forthcoming exhi-
bition." said Secretary Rice. and as
a result ever exhibitor will have equal
chances. whether he enters in the car
load class or in the plate competi-
lions. There are no strings on the
prizes. asgregating ss5,0e0 in cash
ana in kind. and every award
Will be made on merit by u board or
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08
Does Not Pay.


1t does not pay to raise apples"
said the average eastern farmer. not
so many years ago. and so the indus
try declined. Yet in the northwest. in
Washington, Oregon. Idaho and Mon
tana, several thousand miles from the
marts of the world. the orchardists
made the crop pay. They did more
than make apples pay big dividends
on the investment-they supplied an
eager market and attracted world
wide attention to the districts west
OF the Rockies. The difference is in
the methods of growing and of mar
keting them: the difference between a
commercial basis and a fruitgrowers'
association method and the haphazard
calf-pasture eastern way.
The fact that the exports were more
than 100000 bushels in ls0s-s. as
against 100000 bushels in 1923,
The Daily Missoulian., 1909-11-08

MlSSOUIIAN WANT ADS
BRING QUICK RESULTS.