The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-16
DIR EFT WOOD

l DRIFT OOD Sometimes a woman wants a divorce on the ground of fncompatability--that is her husbands income isn't compat- io'e "itn ner Ideas of comfort
 some mems long suit is getting into living fast life you viii be slow I % in coming. to the front.
 It may not be an example of wisdom for a girl to have too many irons in | the fire. but 1t certainly causes her to have hot time.
 Don't pose as shining light some body might turn you down.
 The Cuban Congress is in session in Roosevelt t will hardly seem like ours. We like to. meet anyone with win ming ways except the gambler. A Philadelphia scientist wants to kill l tuberculosis bacilli In the blood. Should success reward his efforts he should be remembered by monument more l ~-s"AtS S"At VI
 Feels like spring down this way, for the birds are singing. the days are cOnsressionai garden seed.
 There are two ways of getting run down in this world. one by an evil us the latter every time.
 Harry Thaw Is to be tried in a few But Thaw trial without Evelyn and | the little blue dress will hardly seem the same. treat you Very distant if you i've in 2 Hat.
 .s A Spanish proysrb says the best away. We hope some of the young sports" of Montgomery will read this. met in Austin on Jsn6ary Yf., osores Boastful Booster of The Houston Post carry the returns of the Presidential I election to Washington. Now. George. when you meet Jim Nevin. and take . will be drinking your health only with l our eyes. 1 fAs subject TOT deDate we would | Womens Clubs the following interest | ing subject from The Atchison Globe: When a mans wife runs away and | takes with her the family wallet. what l is 1t that worries the man? Is 1t the loss of the money or the loss of the woman?
 When . woman says no she meant yes, 1t Is said. But. ah. how many. many times over have some married women wished that their yes had been
 Any good ant will lay 50.0oO eggs in one day, but what good Is that do- to s emulate their noble example; Mean while eggs remain so high that we can't reach 'em with . nifty -horss-pow- CT air ship. >. l A little Montgomery boy said the other day that he had rather have his finger hurt than his feelings. because he couldn't tiea rag around his feei- ings.
 The Pullman Company's surplus be- ing something like $so.o0o, 900 leads The ters haven't been turning in some of the tips.
 Year;s spirit. They had to. They are Keeping it yet. You can't buy 1t now'
 doncherknow.
 David long ago opined, q said in my haste ali men are liars" In one re-
 spect 1t would seem David and Teddy
 are similar. Kentucky woman has sued for divorce because her husband whtstled and sang every time she gave nm .
 tongue flashing. There Is no use trying
 to please some women  Mfr. Carnegie says that millionaires are the most miserable of men. We
 would like to try such misery if only , for a week. - The Days That are Soon to Be. Oh the beautiful days that are soon to
 When the moeking bird sings in the
 mulberry tree, :. When the azure sky bends down to
 kiss T lThe dreamy hills in ecstatic bliss.
 When the leaves turn green and the flowers bloom,
 And there'll be no more grey skies of ' gloom. !. When the crow swings by with his
 old harsh cry
 Penclling his form on the deep blue I sky. : when the viOlets peep from their beds : To greet us as we're passing by. t When the new ploughed earth lies 8 meath the sun. e TO show that the springtime works s begun. . Oh. the days to come. oh the days to come. 1 When the drowsy bees begin to hum @ When rosy maids = Are wooed by sWi n In the spring twi h hangs TOW, Il And sweethearts . While the noddin rose r Approvingly says . he knows. t Oh tangle Of blot song, T When the days ar
 long. Oh birds will mate free,
 In the beautiful
 to be-. h And just to tn |. Armstrong in The , tiser that Paul Re a blame for instigat . Well ssDrift" he zee