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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
WHY HE WAS EXCITED.

Druggist-.' What IS the matter with
you2 You seem excited. -
Clerk-"No wonder. Mrs. Griggsby
wanted an ounce of boric acid and |
gave her an ounce of strychnine by
mistake
Druggist-"W Well, of all the careless
idiots, YOU head the list! Say, haven t
you any idea of the value of stryeh-
nine?'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
PERSONAL.

Richard Gussefeld, at the head of the
dry goods department of Hackfeld &
Co., returned from the mainland this
week, where he went last month to
claim his bride who came from Ger
many TO meet him. In Fruitvale, Cal
ifornia, they were married at the
bride 5 sister, home. They are living
for a few weeks at the Seaside Hotel
and will move up the valley, near
Willie street, to live.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
A GOOD SUMMER REMEDY.

At this season diarrhoea and dyson
terry are always prevalent. Chamber
lain s Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy is the best medicine obtain
able for trouble Of this kind. For sale
by all dealers, Benson, Smith & Co.,
agents for Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26

William Mckinley Lodge, No. 5. K.
OF F., viii meet in K. of P. hall this
evening at 1880.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
SATURDAY
SPECIALS
CHIFFON VEILINGS.

CHIFFON VEILINGS.
Single width Chiffon Veilings, black,
white, grey, brown, navy, light blue,
pink, green and lavender. Regular
Price SOC and 60c. Sale Price, 35c
yard.
FANCY PERSIAN BELTINGS.
Regular Price SOC yard. Sale Price,
soc yard.
ASSORTED HAIEPINS
in boxes. Regular Price 10c a box. Sale
Price, &c a box.
sHIETwAIsTs.
Ladies' Fine India Linon Shirtwaists
Fine and broad tucks with cuffs and
collar. Regular Price $3.50. Sale
Price, S1.10.
SILVIA MADRAS SHIRTINGS.
SO inches wide. Regular Price zoe a
yard. Sale Price, 1870 yard.
WHITE CURTAIN SWISS.
So inches wide Dotted and variety
of patterns. Regular Price 16 Csc a
yard. Sale Price, 1916 a yard.
POLKA DOT WAIST NET
Double width, white, cream and Ara
bian. Regular Price S1.50 a yard.
Sale Price, S1.10 yard.
Sachs Dry Goods Co., Ltd.
Cor. Fort and 8eretania sts.. Opp.
Fire Station.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
A REMEDY THAT NEVER FAILS

No matter how severe an attack of
diarrhoea may be, Chamberlain IS Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy never
fails to give relief. You cannot afford
to be without it. For sale by all deal
ers. Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd, agents
for Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
JAPANESE BAND At
THE MOANA HOTEL

The band from Admiral Ijiehi S
squadron will give concert at the
Moana Hotel tomorrow night from 8
to 10 clock A fine concert is assured,
as those who have heard these excellent
musicians can testify. Army and Navy
folks and the public generally are
cordially invited to attend.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
GOT BACK AT HIM.

"The awkwardest thing [ ever
saw, said the cynical bachelor, 'was
woman handling a gun. y
Evidently, - rejoned the fair
widow. "you never saw man hand
ling a baby
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
DIFFERENT BRANDS.

Guest lin restaurant)-"Ill have a
portion of Welsh rarebit, waiter. -
Waiter-"Y Yes, sir. With or with
out?''
Guest" With or without what?''
Waiter" Nightmare.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-26
AGAIN THE WATER WAGON.

Again the big red sprinkling cart
Its strenuous way pursues,
And doth some awful language start
From the man with polished shoes.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24
Observation-Disclosures rnE PRESS

Closer relations between physl-
clans aud the press wore advocated
by Dr. J. W. Pcttit ot ottawa, prcsi.
dent Of the Illinois state Medical So.
city. In his address ut the htty.ninth
annual meeting Of the society ut
quincy. H., May 18th. While dcprc-
eating advertising OF u sensational ar
untruthtul nature. he called Rtton-
ton to the public good that could
be accomplished through publicity of
the right sort.
No agency Is more potent Tor
good or evil than the secular press, -
said Dr. Petit. by secular press |
mean more particularly the ncwspa-
per. which each day reaches fully 30
per cent OF the reading public. By
far the larger part OF the public, es-
pecially busy people. get about all
their general information from the
newspaper.
The newspaper Is the only source
Of information for fully onc-half Of
the reading public. II Is the pur-
veyor rs well as the conycyor OF in-
formation. and the average editor Is
actuated by as praiscworthy motives
In his field Of activity rs We are In
ours. From being simply u record
OF events, the newspaper now COW
ers almost every field OF human en-
deavor. even to the extent OF main
taining departments for the teaching
Of technical knowledge, which.
though crude and imperfect as yet,
is an effort In the right direction
Concerning Advertisements. DR..
Petit said In part:
"A broad definition OF advertising
would include everything In an ad.
vertisement. whether paid or other
wise. which is intended to benefit the
individual. II such an advertisement
contained the truth there could be no
logical objection to II. II Is the elc-
ment OF fraud. intentional or other
wise, which makes advertising by our
profession SO Objectionable. ANY ad-
vertisement devoid of exaggeration,
either expressed or implied. should
be regarded as legitimate. Medical
Sentinel.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24

knockcr. but experience has demon
stratcd that Whispering about the ne
cessity OF attending TO such matters
don't get results. II would seem that
the present is very opportunc time
Tor depriying the i'y Of much Of his
cherished recreation OF waiing about
In Nth and scattering disease germs
over our foods. by tho exercise VI
the powers vested In the governing
body of the city. OBSERVER,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24
COSTS UNCLE SAM Much
To PROTECT HIS FORESTS,

For the administration and pro-
lection OF the lis national forests In
nineteen States and territories and
Alaska. the government spent ST.
526,09s.02, or about one and one
half cents an acre for the calendar
year 1908. OF this amount S592,-
lG9.ls was spent for permanent i'm
provements. including the construc-
tion OF 3,io0 miles Of trails. 100
miles Of wagon roads. 5000 miles OF
telephone lines and 40 miles OF fire
lines
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24
Is GERMANS.

Some federal officers In the civil
war once sought shelter for the night
In an old. tumblcdown shack. About
o'clock polocat announced his
presence In It's own peculiar way. \
German sat up and looked holplcssly
about him. The others wcrc all sleep.
Ing peacefully.
"Moin Gott." ne exclaimed In
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24
SEWAGE AND FLIES.
Few Morc Facts to support Argu.
ment Against Dumping sewage
Into the Lake.

Editor Herald: In the article con-
tributed by Citizen" In last evening s
Herald attention Is called To an ar
ticle In the Ladies' Home Journal for
August. entitled the Fly Who Won't
Wipe His Feet" We have carefully
read the article. and. fearful that II
may not be within the reach OF all
readers Of The Herald. n few excerpts
are published therefrom:
The Merchants association OF
New York some two years ago began
an investigation OF harbor pollution.
and convicted the fy OF murder. For
years flies have swarmed around the
same water front. taking their toll OF
human life. At the worst they were
regarded only as a nuisance. That
was because their real character was
not known. Under the guise OF na-
ture's scavengers the fly had been liv-
Ing Jekyil and Hyde existence. Now
we know what the fly really Is. We
have looked up his record. The fiy
stands convicted Of murder
The ny Is the most dangerous ami.
NAL on earth. II is In Hlth that the
ny breeds. It Is from hlth that they
pick up the germs that they scatter
broadcast. The microscope shows
that the leg Of the fly Is covered with
sti6 bristles. like q head OF ripened
wheat. The foot ends In a pair OF
pinchers. The mouth and head are
rough. Where the ny alights on q
pile Of Nth some Of the Nth sticks
to him.
THE number OF germs that a sim
gle hy can carry is almost beyond be.
lief. DR.. William II. Clark. chief bac-
teriologist In the Department OF
Health laboratory, Jet a fly walk
about In q culture of typhoid fever
germs. then transferred him to gel
stine plate. In the trail left by that
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24

The teacher vas describing ~,
dolphin and It's habits,
And, children" she said lmpr,s.
slVoly. "a single dolphin viii have
two thousand offspring
Goodness" Easpcd u little gIrl uu
the back row. And how about mHr.
rlcd onca?"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24
a. +. AND 4. NJ.

Stated communication OF A. +. and
A. NJ, Monday, July 2Gth. All Mas
ter Masons are requested to attend.
work NJ. NJ. degree. BY order W. NJ.
o. B. GATES, Secretary.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24

tones ot dcfpatr, AN tho rrat aslccr
und I've got to smell II all"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-07-24

Into the there has as hn' collection OF
worlds II IL made
Italy, Germany
valuable of
by the leading and China and many OF the
notable rkE of artists,
collection IN the OF sl--'ooV
has been placed upon II with iloyds
ot reinforced
will to tho tn'cby o!
Washington by School o Chemistry
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
NORTH STAR COLLEGE NOTES

Every one at North Star College
marks diligently.
4 State Bullitin Board has been
hung up for our use. Much credit
is due our congenial janitor.
Rev. E. o. Chelgren departed for
Minneapolis last Monday evening to
be present at the meeting of the
Swedish Lutheran Conference.
The school had holiday on Feb.
18th. A short program was rendered
in commemorat;"n Of Lincoln.
The following have visited at the
institution the past few days: Mrs.
Chas. Johnson, Of Kennedy, Mr..
Stallberg, of Viking, on his way to
New Mexico, Mr.. Robertson, of Thief
River Falls, and the Legislative Com
mittee from S.. Paul, and several
citizens of Warren.
We have received programs an
nouncing the Marshall County Teach
ers' Meeting to be held here in the
city Thursday and Friday of this
week.
Several changes in the schedule
have bee1 maze during tn. ;ast
week.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

A. E. Flanders left Sunday eve
ming for Tennessee.
Aug. Swanson, of Pine Valley, Man.
is here this week shaking hands with
friends and acquaintance.
Erick E. Bystrom, of Vega, visited
his sons and attended to business
here yesterday.
LOOK over the delinquent tax list
published this week, to make sure
that no taxes are recorded against
your property.
Clarence Trego is back from the
lumber camps in the vicinity of Kelli-
her, where he has had Employment
since last fall.
Hans Folden and Brede Svendson,
OF NeWfolden, brought in Ole O..
Hevle of said town last Saturday for
examlnatlon, as to his sanity. He
was adjudged insane and committed
to the asylum.
So many Of our readers and friends
from different parts of the county
have called upon us this week that we
are unable to mention them all by
name. We can only say, thank
you," and hope you may come again.
We publish the delinquent tax list
this week. This has required a great
deal of work and besides our force
has not yet become fully acquainted
with the new composing machine.
In consequence our local columns are
somewhat deficient this week.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
Ole n. Nelson,
Warren, Mimi .

Hon. John W. Arctander. Minne-
apolis. Mimi. one of the most noted
lawyers and orators among the
Norwegians in America. will deliver
a lecture in the Norwegian
language at the M. W. A. Hall. in
Warren. on the 10th dav of February,
1909. at 2 o'clock, in the afternoon.
Mr.. Arctander's prominence as a
speaker should secure for him large
attendance and all Scandinavians of
Warren and vicinity. ought to avail
themselves of this opportunity to
hear him. Admission free. Do not
forget the date.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
New Manager for Valley
Spring Water Co.. Arrives.

spring Water Co.. Arrives.
John A. Grindeland, the new mana
ger of the Valley Spring Water Co.,
and family have arrived and taken up
their abode in our city. They will
prove a valuable acquisition to our
city, both in business and social way.
Their former home was Sherburn,
Minn., and the local paper contains
the following item concerning them:
The ladies of the Eastern Star as
sisted by theih Masonic helpmeets
gave farewell reception and ban
quet in honor of Mr.. and Mrs. Grin
deland on Monday evening Feb. 9th.
In spite Of the growing blizzard there
was an attendance of 35 who spent
most enjoyable evening and did
full justice to the tempting viands
that were spread. A bob sleigh col
lected the ladies about town and re
turned them to their homes, other
| wise we doubt if return could have
been made, the drifts being some
thing unusual even at midnight Mon.
day."
"John A. Grindeland recently spent
two weeks with cousin at Warren,
Mimi, and made arrangements to
accept a profitable and responsible
business opening at Warren which
| necessitates his immediate removal
to that place. Mr.. Grindeland has
been in charge Of the inter locking
switch tower at the railroad crossing
al Sherburn ever since the M. & St.
l.. was built and has merited and
held the entire confidence of his
employers as we'll as of all whom he
has had dealings. Mr.. and Mrs. Grin
deland have been prominently iden-
titled with the lodges and fraternal
societies and will be seriously missed
at Sherburn. Especially will the NJ
w. A. miss Mr.. Grindeland as clerk
of their camp, position he has held
with universal satisfaction"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
Local News

Try sack Of the new -four at
Larson's store.
License to wed has been granted
to Arthur L. Pease and Amelia R.
Peterson.
Don't fail to look over the new
Van Brunt Drills at
Lundgren Wittensten & Co.
Oscar Sponheim, Of Thief River
Falls, visited at Judge Grindeland's
last Friday.
W. F.. Powell returned Monday
from witt at River Falls and other
points in Wisconsin.
Otto Bergstrom returned to the city
Wednesday evening after a couple
weeks stay at Oslo.
Arthur Johnson, who has been
sick at the hospital for some time,
is up and around again.
Mrs. c. v. Johnson from vicinity of
Kennedy visited with friends in the
city the first part of the week.
Miss Hannah Hagen visited at
the home of her brother, Louis
Hagen, at Alvarado, for few days,
last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Charley Olson, of
Thief River Falls, were the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. liver Winberg on Sunday
last
Peter Bjoraa, foreman in the office
of the Kennedy Star, visited with Ben
Johnson of the Sheaf force, a couple
days this week.
A valentine party was given by Min
ME Thomas at her home in this city
last Saturday evening. A good time
was enjoyed by all.
Judge Grindeland arrived home
this morning from Minot, ND, where
he delivered his lecture on Honesty
to a large audience under the auspices
OF the Young PeoplesSociety.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

A successful business man once
said: "Give me the man who can
hold on when others let go; who
pushes ahead when others turn back;
who stiffens up when others weaken;
who advances when others retreat;
who knows no such word as can't or
give up and I will show you a man
who will win no matter what obsta.
cles confront him."
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

If you contemplate building this
spring you can save half the cost of
lumber by buying your dimension
stuff and rough board from us. We
will sell it for $12.75 per 100 feet.
We also have cedar fence posts and
telephone poles on which we can
save you money. Write us at once
if in need. Sjoberg Bros,
Roseau, MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

Married. At the Presbyterian
manse this Afternoon, Rev. Grant Stroh
officiating, was united in marriage
Mr.. Peter Mattson and Miss Clara
Bylund, both Of Lancaster, MINI.
The groom was for many years resi-
dent Of Marshall County, in the town
friends, who extend hearty congratu-
lations. The bride is one of Kittson
County's most charming daughters.
The young couple will make their
home at Lancaster. The Sheaf joins
their friends in wishing them much
Joy and happiness.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

The county board was in session
Tuesday and Wednesday.
We are now unloading a car load
of Van Brunt Drills and will in a
few days be ready to show a sample,
set up.
q Lundgren Wittensten & Co.
John o. Allen is in from Radium
to-day arranging with w. H. Dixon to
hold an auction sale at the Allen farm
Of horses and vehicles used until re-
Gently by the Anderson livery in this
city. III,
Fred Johnson, Of this city, has been
notified that he has been awarded
prize of one dollar on oats at the
Omaha exposition. Apparently War
rem has captured all the prizes that
were offered
Mr.. and Mrs. o. H. Taralseth enter
tanned about sixty guests at charm
ing valentine card party on Friday
evening of last week. The rooms
were decorated with cut flowers and
hearts. Music was furnished by the
Vivo orchestra.
Mr.. and Mrs c.. E. Stinchfield re-
turned yesterday morning from their
wedding trip to Florida, Cuba and the
Bahama Islands. They saw many
interesting sights and have many
wonderful tales to tell Of life IN
SUMMER cline.
On Friday evening, March 5th will
take place the declamatory contest
for the O. H. Taralseth medals. by
pupils of the Warren school, Nine
contestants will compete for the
prizes The medals are on exhibition
at Farrell's jewelry, and are very
beautiful. Complete program will" be
published later.
An entertainment of songs and read
ings will be given at the opera house,
March 1, by Misses Elenora and
Ethel c. Olson, assisted by Miss Alice
r. Walden. These entertainers come
here with the very best recommends
tons and they merit full house. The
press wherever they have been
speak very highly Of them.
Mrs. Hurlbut leaves for the cities
this evening to select her spring
stock of millinery. She will be gone
about ten days, and upon her return
she will be able to show to the ladies
of Warren, the latest creations in
the millinery line. Her customers
will be pleased to know that she has
again employed Miss Lauritzen, as a
trimmer
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce Stallberg and
their four children, Of Viking, left on
Monday for Alamsg ordo, New Mexico
where they intend to make their fu.
ture home. By their removal Mar
shall county loses an excellent fami
~. but what is our loss is New Mex
ico's gain. Mr.. Stallberg came to the
county as a young man in 1881, and
here he has lived since then, loved
married and established a comfort
able farm home, which we are glad tt
learn he has not sold. Some day We
hope he and family may return to oc
cupy it.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
A A. Myers, Pastor.

A A. Myers, Pastor.
The quarterly services will take
place next Sunday. Sermons will
be given by the pastor morning and
evening. At the morning hour the
Sacrament of the Lords Supper
will be administered.
All are welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

The meeting of the stockholders
of the Marshall County Fair Asso-
citation has been postponed until
Tuesday evening, Feb. %, at 8
o'clock. at the club rooms.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Grant Stroh, Pastor.
The pastor will preach next Sunday
morning upon 1.-THE Human Face
Glorified."
The evening sermon will bel upon,
"A Vision of Heaven.
All are cordially invited to these
services.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
NORWEGIAN LUTHERAN
c. J. NoIstad, Pastor.

c. J. NoIstad, Pastor.
Services will be held in AivaradO
church next Sunday morning, at
1920 o'clock.
Services in Warren church, at
7:30 o'clock in the evening.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

have customers for few quarter
and half section farms, we'll improv-
ed, we'll located, neat, clean and at
tractive. If you want to sell, list
your land now. L. Lamberson. At.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

Onskar paminna att biljetter till
el]er fran Gamla Landed saljes
billigast at Albin Young
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

We have just what you need in
typewriter supplies at the SHEAF
book and stationery store.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18

LOST:-A red Irish setter, with
collar, and answers to the name
of Mark. $500 reward offered
for his return.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
MISSION CHURCH CT VIKING
Werner Dr. otis, Pastor

Sc: vices will be held next Sunday
ia Viking at 1890 a. III. All are
welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
SYNOD CHURCH

SYNOD CHURCH
S. II. Aarnes, Pastor.
There will be Norwegian services
at Warren, Sunday, Feb. 21st, 1920
a. ~, and at the Horgan school house
at p. m. All are welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-02-18
The Churches.
SCANDINAVIAN M. E.
c. J. Rynning, Pastor

Services at the us 'al hours. rhe
pastor will preach. All are welcome.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1909-05-12
SUPT. LAND is REELECTED
The Head of DawsOn's Public Schools
Is Unanimously Chosen to
Succeed Himself.

At a meeting of the board of city
school commissioners Saturday night
Superintendent F. E. Land was
unanimously chosen to succeed him
self. The salary was fixed at $1,000,
the same as it has been the past year.
This action of the board will meet
with the hearty approval of all of
the people of Dawson. Mr.. Land is
just completing his first years work
here, and it has been one of the most
successful in the history of the DaW-
son schools. Many improvements
have been made in the school work,
and harmony exists in the faculty
and has been restored among the
people.
The election of the remainder of
the faculty will likely occur at the
next regular meeting of the board,
which will be on the first Friday in
June. Whether all of the present
teachers will retain their positions
cannot be stated, as members of the
board will not talk about what will
or may happen. There is a rumor
current, however, that some changes
may occur What foundation, if any,
there is for the report will not be
known until the board acts.