The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-02-04
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Mr. setapPngion Me- Wlssies.
WaraL has invited no % ulaks bet q
n,er lpns rsa Mr. sEuppingian
whes 40 ypg erpea V eaa bes blnai
Heavy Father ppld ne nansRtf
srnaihinR paKbi ~ NJ cat 90 q She
lat ka. Light Comedian We'll. DID
b, col any,hiae euii Heavy Father
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Yoang wife Don't yga admire a
mar sbo sipays shy, tbs rigbi thing
~ ihs nshi nmef The spInHier-l'm
sure could 4 ever have the pleasure
n nerling saeh man.
And yoaf ambilioni ,bc talented
giYl uas asked j. 70 become famous
seiress. sbe replied frankly. and then
advise III young girs 10 avoid ibe
stage.
Diggs You believe that whiskey e
good ior cold. dou'i you'll saigR
Yos. hai bow d,d you kuow' Digs
on. I've noticed that you nenriy Nj
ways have a cold
Gladys leloping with Harold IN
ssroplanel Darling, who IL that mst
Who seems 10 be following nsl HAROLD
(paie. bui calm Some Ny cop N The
employ Of your father
Lecturer Man owes great deal
h. women. They are debts he ean
never pay. Man IN Audience-Rlghi
you are I owe my lhndlAdy for three
months board, aud ] never can pny
her.
Goodness, nanny. what funny
name for a child How 10 the worle
dld you happen TO call him Prescrip.
toni An simply calls him dat becus
Al has seeh hshd wuk gitlin hin
filed
Pearl Her father heard she was
going TO elope in an automobile, and
be- was furious. Ruhy--lndeed! Pear
~ Yes, be said automobiles could mol
be- trusted Advised her TO elope IN d
cab.
What's Mary loin's since she gave
up tbe liyin's skeleton iobi She's do
in' fine. There's big dressmakel
that's engaged her just To walk the
streets ia one o these new director,
gowns.
Miss Cushing Why, how do yor
DO, deari didn't think you would re
member me. It's whole year slne'
We met. Miss Cntter--l didn't recall
your face at first, but remembere,
your dress.
Why - u that woman VINO gos
sips ii always sure TO find listener
suppose, answered Miss Cayenne
~ due 10 q realization that when sh'
is gossiping to YOU she can't be gossip
ing about you.
Ny husband never fails when h
leave home IN the morning 10 kiss N,
goodby Don't you ever have the feal
that his heart may not soften enough
during the day 10 make him come bacl
again at night
He has got bad case Of swelet
bead Good opinion of himself. eh'
Well. not exactly, Mott No. Whai
de- you meant Not as good an opiuiut
of himself ss be did have, but betteI
one Of o'Malley
~ think shall marry him TO re
form him. said the romantic girl.
have seen that experiment tried, re
joined Miss Cayenne. Successfully
Well, ! won't say the men we're re
formed But they always seemed NOR,
or less repentaut and dissatisfied.
Mistress When engaged you
Lucinda. you said YOU had no mall
friends. Now. almost every time
come into the kitchen hnd mai
there. Lucinda Lor' sakes, he am M
male iren ob mine Mistress Ther
who is bei Lucinda Ma husband
What's your sou Bill doing thcs'
daysf asked the windmill salesman
Blu ejaenlated the old farmer. with
broad grin. Oh, Ril's courtin'. Got
different gal for every night IN tn
week, stranger. H'ml BLY, bird
WAL, should say 30. regular spoon
1911.
Mamma. please give me drink o
wsler; I'm 50 thirsty No. you ar
MT thirsty. Turn over and 70 10 sleep
A pause. Mamma, won't you pleas
give ne dunk' I'm 80 thirsty. An
other pause, Mamma. won't you pleas
give me drink when you get up +
spank lBef
II understand. said the lady VIII
coold DO more talking IN one day thai
six monographs, thai u AN airshi
ascend. 10 the height Of six miles il
occnpants dare not open their months
Then let's 20 Ave miles farther up. sal
her husband desperately.
You say you had great difficulty i
borrowing your first s2,oc0' Yes. an
swered the man Of millions. And NOS
yoa cnuld borrow that sam With ease
] don't have 10 borrow, Was the pron
response. II ! see 5000 that take
fancy 10 ! simply send my lawyer
around after il.
james. said the minister's wife
Why 30 yea Always kiss The bride af,e
you have performed the marriage eere
mony' Why, my dear, i il a proceed
urr vhict Il sanctioned by custom an
which would be conspicuous we're