The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22

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:UnkIe Joah's Nephew Writes.

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Mister Edrur:-Bein' az I've seen!
nuthin' in your paper from our seek.
shun / .thot I'd like tn say somethin
in yer colems. Now. a. unkle Josn
spruceby from me Mills haz rit 9
peace OF: tn, an bein a near reletive NV
niz, an nown him fur the las 40 or
SO yeers. Ifelt It my dooty to stan BY,
him In the caus he %advercates. I'm.
kle Josh writes vel fur q man NV hiz
aige. but hlz spellin is a leetle5 bad
not havtn the advantage Nv the pub
lick scutes that yer umble scribe haz
had. Wei. the battel Is over. We've.
met the ennimy and tina air ours (but
| CESS wye no uce fur them tina ut
hard but the gud wurk done by the
noble men On wimmin waz tn much
fur them. an tina got gist what tina
dezeryed-a good sound llckin. Nov.
Mister Editnr, in the fust plaice we
want til congratulate you an yer crate
paper for the stan you tuck In this
fite. It is the fust time We temper
ance fellers faz ever had emmy help
from the papers we alwaze mad tn
fife EN- single hanled-but It wuz
mulch ezier job bi havin yer gud pa
per on our side.
It IL scd that the mills NV the Gods
grind slo.' but 1t seams that the TEN.
perance mills ground purity lively out
In the buddy fifth last saturday on the
Ticker fellers what tuck THAR grindin
out tn the mills got leetle more
brand than ilour-but We are think
In that tina will find it Nv an excel.
lent qualllty-far Superior tn thare
own production, l wuz q viziter at
THAR poles saturday. Every kdtler
in the whiskey gang had hiz. cote OF
m workin like mad. We noted Sam.
my Nusum. q former reel estait man,
who scanned to be the big cheat with
hiz abel assistance, Curley an 1irl-
kle Riley, an Levi an Charly, the pat.
ent rite man IN a score Nv others all
workin fur Walter, THAR ideal
canderdate-poor Walter We hate tn
see a bright man like him led astra By
Marsei and others but this lesson will
learn him til KEEP better company next
time. Wei. the forth ward dun purity
well, Jim IL a fine Teller an II he
wont vote fur" or against we Will
think u hole lots more Nv him. Hen.
merry wud hav got more votes but he
wuz tn bizzy sellin pe%rtaters, cab.
bagges, &c. 1t looked kind o s'kerry
In the third ward. Big Charley and
little Charley with his ole crucked
club In hiz han-an That man Wax.
wether lokin as III as a bare-but his
|countinance maid a crate change be.
fore mite . Can't tell why but tina
looked different. Dnkle Lis got left
q little but he made a crate fife. but
THAR WIZ too much booze an money
against him. I recon Simple, Simon
can hold his fare at the fare grounds
Just the same II the ole town will b.
dri, can't see where 1t will eject the
moss racin and the hogs and cattle
very much. but It will sure ne har,
on some human hogs.
Now. Mister Editur, We will shut up
fur this time fur We wud like fur You
tn take a vacation an have a gull long
rest, fnrsyon have had more eusslns
by the Ticker fellers than any one l
kno Of IN the language Of the poet:
We have fot (but not run away
But hope to live TO flte another day.
Yu ma near from me ngin II this
! don't reach the waste basket.
Your fur honest government an no
! whiskey, a nefew Of
UNKLE JOSH AN ANT RANDY.
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