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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

Served as coffee, the new COTE.
substitute known to grocers every
where as DR.. Shops Health COT.
fee, will trick even a coffee expert
Not a grain of coffee in it either
Pure healthful toasted grains
malt; nuts, etc. have been SC
cleverly blended as to give a wond.
erfully satisfying coffee taste and
flavor. And it is "made in a min
Ute" too. No tedious 20 to 30
minute boiling. All grocers,
Any one desiring one of Capt
Marsh's new books, The Con-
quest of the Missouri" can obtain
one at this office. Price, net, per
copy $500. Postage extra, Zoe.
The greatest danger from infu-
enza is Of it's resulting in pneu-
monia. This can be obviated by
using Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy, as it not only cures influenza,
but c%ounteracts any tendency of
the disease towards pneumonia.
Sold by G. G. Forbes.
If you are suffering from bill
liousness, constipation, indigestion.
chronic headache, invest one cent
in a postal card, send to Chamber
lain Medicine Co., DesMoines,
Iowa, with your name and address
plainly on the back, and they will
forward you a free sample of
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Sold by G. q. Forbes.
A sprained ankle will usually
disable the injured person for
three or four weeks. This is due
to lack of proper treatment.
When Chamberlain's Liniment is
applied a cure may be affected in
three or four days. This lini-
ment is one of the best and most
remarkable preparations in use.
Sold by G. G.. Forbes.
Many persons. find themselves
affected with q persistent cough
after an attack of influenza. AS
this cough can be promptly cured
by the use Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, it should not be allowed
to run on until it becomes trouble
some. Sold by G. g.. Forbes.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

FUN nENl - b lew HOUSES
Enquire Frank E. Funk. LIST Natl
Bank
Any one wanting picture fran
ing done should see F. A. Callahan
Farm For Sale-I will sell thu
WI of 27-145.82 at $25. per acre
A good Mclean county farm. P
M. Maloney, Washburn, N. D
1923
For Sale-A good 12-borse
Fairbanks-M Morse Gasoline Engine
A snap at $4,000. Enquire Of
Henry Holtan or Aug. E. johnson.
Blanks celebrated worlds Fair
coffee for sale by Shultz & Sons.
Winner of LIST. prize at 3 Worlds
Fairs. Every ID. guaranteed.
For SALE-Four dwelling
houses, located in different parts
of Washburn. Prices ranging from
$500 to $17OO; on easy terms; all
bargains. Ask G.. O. Raugust.
To Exchange-I have three
quart er sections of land that I
will exchange for automobiles.
Call at the garage or write. F.
A. Callahan. Washburn, N. d.
Wapted-Two young men also
three young ladies to work for
board while attending Vath's Bus
mess College. Come or write at
once. Lewis III. Vath. st. Cloud,
MINI.
Preventics, the new Candy
Cold Cure Tablets, are said by
druggists to have four special
specific advantages over all other
remedies for a cold. First They
contain no Quinine, nothing harsh
or sickening. Second-They give
almost instant relief. Third
Pleasant to the taste, like candy.
Fourtb-A large box-48 Prevent
ics-at 25 cents. Also fine for
feverish children. Sold by G. g.
Forbes.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

M
Title Talks.
s9s
Under One Roof.
Under One Roof.

THINK Of the time and
delay we save you by
having all necessary in
formation about land
titles under one roof.
he Patent records are
in Washington City.
The State Patent arch
ives are in the State Land
Office.
Deeds are Recorded in
the Register of Deeds Of
fee.
Taxes are collected in
the Collectors Office.
Tax sales are tabulated
in the County Auditors
Office.
And, so on, for all the
records, however widely
scattered.
But you get all at our
Office. And we get it at
the fountainhead. An alb
stract gives it all.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17
ALDRIcn PAID COST OF TOUR

Government Not Charged With Ex.
penses Of His Western Trip.
Washington, Dec. 1.-THE question
having been raised as to the cost of
the recent tour Of the West by Sen.
ator Aldrich as chairman of the ma.
tional monetary commission it was
authoritatively stated that Mr.. Aldrich
had met all the expenses Of the trip
that not paid by the commercial
and bankers organizations by which
he was entertained and not. charged
up against the government.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

Coughs that are tight; or tick.
ling, get auick and certain lhelr
from DR., Shoop's Cough Remedy
=, On this account Druggists every.
where are favoring DR.. Shops
Cough Remedy. The tender
leaves of a harmless lung-healing
mountainous shrub give to DR.
Shops Cough Remedy it's cur
alive properties. Those leaves
have the power to calm the most
distressing cough. and to soothe
and heal the most sensitive broni-
cal membrane. Mothers should,
for safety's sake, always demand
DR.. Shoop's. It can With perfect
freedom be given to even the
youngest babes. Test it once and
see for yourself, and see! Sold by
G. g.. Forbes.
The old fashioned way of dosing
a weak stomach. or stimulating the
heart or kidneys is all wrong. DR..
Shoop first pointed out this error.
This is why his prescription-Dr.
Shops Restorative-is directed en-
tirely to the cause of these all
ments-the weak inside or con-
trolling nerves. It isn't difficult,
says DR.. Shoop, to strengthen a
weak stomach, heart or kidneys,
if one goes at it correctly. Each
inside organ has its controlling OF
inside nerve. When these nerves
fail, then these organs must surely
falter. These vital truths are lead
ing druggists everywhere to dis
pense and recommend Dr.. Shops
Restorative. Test 1T a few days,
and see! improvement viii
promptly and surely follow. Sold
by @. G.! Forbes.
Free scholarships given away in
the Fargo College Conservatory Of
Music to the amount of 10000.
The best equipped musical school
in the northwest, large faculty, all
branches taught. Pupils may en-
ter at any time. Send for in
formation regarding scholarships.
Fall term opens September "a,
1909. Large illustrated catalogue
of school sent on request. Address
E. Herdeg. secretary Of Fargo
College Conservatory of Music, or
W. W. George, director, Fargo,
N. D. ft7,9
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17
Minister Killed by Train.

Marshalltown, Ia. Dec. 16.-Rev.
Mr.. Schauble, a German preacher Of
this place, was instantly killed by a
Burlington fast passenger train when
It struck the vehicle in which he was
crossing the track between Corning
and Brooks. Rev. Mr.. Schauble was
afty-five years of age.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17
GRAIN AND PROVISION PRICES
Minneapolis Wheat.
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Dec. A.-Wheat-To arrive
and on track-No. 1 hard, $1.12N; No.
! Northern. SLIPS; No. 2 Northern,
$1.1oM; Dec. S1.10N; May, $1.11K.
Nax-In store, $1.s0N; on track. 81.
s177as;; to arrive. $1.s7N Dec, $1.90A;
May, 31.s7.
II, TINS Ongresx is 4 warlikei one It
viii prove the more popular. for the
general desire TO E a fight IL almost
as strong as the general determination
70 keen zee ont , ~ Il individually.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

The story again rife In France thai
St tl1a| dsaluuphinr,' Of the revolution
lived top grow mp and leave Il line OF
descendants gives i new touch 70 .
long fQrgottentisS romance.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

The peculiar properties Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
have been thoroughly tested dur,
ing epidemics Of influenza, and
when it was taken in time we
have not heard Of a single case of,
pneumonia. Sold BY g: q. Forbes
We ARE GROWING IN the
BUSINESS.
In order to purchase q 80
h. p., Z passenger car, we
must sell our30 h. p. Wolfe.
complete: magnetic, top,
lights, clock, etc., costing
$245o for $3.50, Ii has the
best record Of any car In the
country. Come and be con.
vtnced, part cash will do the
bnsiuess, see kiein's Lands
Agency, washburn, q. Oak.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17

College of Law, University Of
North Dakota. Strong faculty Of
able lawyers. Good library Fell
term opens Sept. 2lst. For in
formation address. College of
Law. Grand Forks. N. D.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1909-12-17
Business Locals.

FOR RENT few houses.
Enquire Frank E. Funk. LIST Natl.
Bank
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Rich Mems Gifts Are Poor

beside this: II want to 20 ON
record as saying that / regard
Electric Bitter as ore Of the great
oss gifts chat God has made Co wo-
man, writes Mrs O. Rhluevault, OF
Vestal Ceuter, N. ", II can never
forget what II has done for me-"
This glorious medicine gives a wo-
man buOyant spirits, vigor OF body
and iubilant health. 1t quickly
cures Nervousness, Sleeplessness,
Melan choly, Headache, Backache,
Wanting and Dizzy Spells; soon
builds up the weak, ailin9 and
sickly. Try them. zoe. at all
druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Alone in Saw Mill at Midnirht

unmindful OF dampness. drafts,
storms or cold, w. J. Atkins work
ed as Night Waterman, at Banner
Springs, Tenn. Such exposure gave
him servere cold that settled on
his lungs. Az last he had 60 give
up work. He tried many remedies
but all failed till he used Or. Kings
New Discovery. After using one
bottle" he writes, II went back to
work as we'll as ever" Severe
Colds. stubborn Coughs, infamed
threats and sore lungs, HemOr-
rhages, Group and Whooplng Cough
get quick relief and prompt cure
from this glorious medicine. soc
aud 81 90. Trial bottle free, guaran-
teed by all druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Aalmim is the Hamc Of a theory
originally propounded w Stahl, about
1907 II asserts that the soul is the
vital principle and only cause Of life,
and that the functions Of plant and
animal life depend upon this principle
Of vitality, and not mere mechanical
and chemical action AS the word is
now used, it denotes the general doc
trine of spiritual beings. II Is not
itself religion, but sort of print
tive philosophy.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Roosts and knocks.

How comes It that the evil which
men say spreads so wildly and lasts
so long, whilst our good. kind words
don't seem somehow TO take root and
bear blossom? Is il that in the stony
hearts OF mankind these pretty how-
ers can't find a place TO grow? Ger
tain it is that scandal is good, brisk
talk, whereas praise of ones neigh
Dor is by no means lively hearing"
w. M. Thackeray.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
A GOOD REASON
Darlington People Can Tell You Why
n Is So

Doan's Kidney Pills cnre the
cause of disease, and that is why the
cures are always lasting. This re-
NEEDY strengthens and tones up the
kidneys, helping them to drive out
of the body the liquid poisons that
cause backache, headache and dis
tressing kidney and urinary COM
plants. Darlington people testify to
permanent cures.
John Davenport, Wilson, st.,
Darlington, KY, saysi ~ suffered
more severity from kidney trouble
than words Can describe. My back
was 30 sore and lame that I could
not do any work for days at a time.
The kidney secretious were scsuty
and there was q constant pats In my
back which completely blinded me
ct times. I often became dizzy and
dark spots appeared before my eyes.
Nothing helped me until 1 procured
Doan's Kidney Pills at the st. Ber-
nard Drug Store Co. I felt better
after taking them q few days and
from that time on I improved
steadily until I was WELL.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-MIlburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
HoW's This?

We OF Ter one Hundred Dollar Reward for any
case Of Catarrh-that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known Il. ]. Cheney
tor the last IS years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and hnan-
ancialiy able 70 carry out any obligations made
by his iIrm
WALDINC, KINNAN MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system Testimonials sent free. Price IS
cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Little Ethel had been taken to East
lake park to see the beautiful birds
and animals, ard upon her return de-
scrfbed them TO her mother The
peacock made a profound impression
upon her, and she told beg mothe5
about Il In this way: 'Tt 10 q beautt
full bird, mother, with electric lights
all through the ferns and q tuFteF
under it."-Los Angeles Herald,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
A Hearty Appetite

Is what most babies have, but is of
no benefit to them IL they have
worms. Be sure your baby is not
troubled with them. Sure symp-
toms-alwaYs hungry, rings under
the eyey, not gaining in weight aud
yellow complexion. A few doses of
Whites Cream Vernllfuge will ex
pei all worms. 1t is positive cure
and reliable. Price 20 cents per
bottle.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

In Japan government physicians
make a thorough physical examination
Of all school children once a year, and
there is a monthly inspection of them
by the medical corps every month.
There Is also a monthly sanitary in
vestigation of all school buildings,
their contents, water supply, surround
ings, etc.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
The Honest Prisoner.

A prisoner within these last few
days appeared at our county ian,
bringing his own commitment The
constable. he said. was bnsy in his
harvest and could not eoms with him.
Il was not TIN aftsr he had given his
word and honor that be was the per-
son named In tho commitment that he
was admitted. From the StafbDrdshire
(fnng) Advertiser Of September, 1909.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

The sun attracts both the earth and
inc moon, and, az they are always
either at different distances from the
sun or lie In different directions from
the sun, they will be differently at
tracted by the sun; and hence their
relative motions will be disturbed.
Thus rise the perturbatious Of the
moons apparent motions.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Mr.. Itnox-'"Yhere's one good thing
about that young puppy that came to
see you last night, and that Is, he's
healthy" Ills Daughtcr-"I'm glad TO
hear you admit that much" Mr.
Knox wouldn't except for the fact
that when you met him ia the hall last
night ] heard you say OH Tom,
how cold your nose ISL
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

A family OF young rabbits are shar-
ing the kennel OF q collie puppy at
Eucharoon, New South Wales. They
were unearthed from their burrow by
kangaroo dog. but a collie inter.
vened and, driving the other dog off,
carried them TO her kennel There
she is tending them az carefully as
she does her own offspring.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Her Heart Was Broken

because her complexion was pad
and she could find nothing to clear
IL CAUSED car NV inactive liver An i'm
active liver will put in perfect con-
dition by taking Billiards. Herbine.
The unequalled liver regulator.
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Don't Be HELPLESS

about yourself when you're crippled
with rheumatism or stiff joints-of
course you've tried lots of things
and they failed. Try Ballard 5
Snow LIniment-it will drive away
all aches, pains and stiffness and
leave you as well as yOu ever were
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co..
Incorporated. drug department,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Looking Ones Raat.

It's woman's delight to look her
best but pimples, skin eruptions,
sores aud boils rob life of Joy.
Listenl Bncklen's Arnica Salve
cures them; makes the skin soft
and velyety. It gloriflss the face.
Cures Pimples, Sore Eyes. Cold
Sores, Cracked Lips, Chapped
Hands. Try it. Infallible for
Piles. 25c at all drug stores.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Our Chance.

We read OF and admire the heroes
Of old, but every one of US has to fight
hts own Marathon and Thermopylae;
every one meets the Sphinx sitting by
the road he has to pass; 10 each Of us.
az 10 Hercules, is OtferG the choice
Of vice or virtue; We may. like Paris.
etTs the appis Of lie 70 Venus e.
tadO, O. MInerVa. SiR John LubbpcA
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

20 stop o cDugl Sr 5sld fsjus6 az
soon 30 it starts theuEthere will be
no danger Of pneumonia or con-
sumption. Just q few doses Of Bal
lard'a HorehOund- Syrup taken ae
...n.a start will stop Che cUugh. II IL
has been rnnRiag on for sometime
the treatment viii be longer, BIT
the cnre Is sare. ANY f
Sold by st. BeTnard Mining Co,
Incorporated, drug departments
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

There lisa deep distinction between
pleasure loving and pleasure seeking.
The first spirit seems to find pleasure
almost everywhere. while the latter
wearies Itself in fruitless search.
The best pleasure is found of those
who seek it not.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Everybody Wants to Get Away.

The one desire of the entire popula-
ton of the colony of st. Vincent is to
get away from their island home as
quickly as possible. Men and women
make the question OF emigration q
hobby, and who can blame them?
What future have they in st. Vim
csnt?-Kingston (St. Vincent) TimeA
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

A south Missouri editor refused to
publish death notice of a non-sub-
scriber. People who don't take the
home paper" he said, "Rever were
alive, and their passing away has no
news value. kansas City Star.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Elaurlna on the Loot.

A Pennsylvania burglar was sem
fenced to 30 years Imprisonment for
stealing 20 bushels of wheat Nova
days burglars will do well to read tho
market reports, leave the cereals
alone and con6ne their attention TO
silverware. jewelry and other less
costly commodities.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

"Mraslin" is the name of sub
stance that IS used in Bohemia to coat
hams. Il IS as pliable as rubber, taste
less and harmless, and keeps the hams
also meats, eggs. etc, perfectly
fresh almost indefinitely. The mras-
lin can be peeled from the ham almost
as easily as the skin from banana
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
stung For Is Years

by Indigestion's pangs-trying
many doctors and $4,000 worth of
medicine in vain, B. +. Ayscue, of
Ingleside, N. c., at last used DR..
Kings New Life Pills, and writes
they wholly cured him. They cure
Constipation, BilIousness, Sick
Headache, Stomach, Liver, Kidney
and Bowel troubles. 25c at all drug
atOrea
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Adventure In a cYcIone.

eyes, said the Billville story-teller,
"the cyclone carried his house into the
next county and set It down there as
comfortable as you please, and as he
stepped out % the door to survey the
country the man who owned the land
notified him of suit for trespass, and
the tax collector handed him bill for
taxes !"-Atlanta Constitution.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
A True ReoubIie.

The only country we can think of
where republican traditions are prop
srIy followed out is the little state Of
Andorra, and there they have no poll.
ticians; everybody worlIs.--London
Saturday Review.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

'sIslsmnuso 10 ssuouI III 'souvup10
10 sl9qHBo :sz9l9mIuIm vi ssIm1sqlo
'qouI us 10 sIBmI0sp NJ psssaIdxs Al
-uowmoo 81 smIv ugms 10 I9qHuo 'ulv
4IIa lBo1D puu SONS pslIun sql az
-swIesil5 20 JsqiIvo
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Tho world VIA value yoa Sca UhaA
you give. n ysa invfte fFtoads By
POUR names. and are Ind ana cor
dial you WIN have them. n ypm wan
Cor the world TO invite yuA ppu will
BE- disappointed.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
United states ArIstocraeY.

In lnis country there is democracy
Of wealth and an aristocracy of intel
lectual ability. The ranks are open
to all, and the poor boys Of to-day are
going to be the magnates of the flu
ture.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Vision Needs Distance.

Objects which are usually the mo
hVes of our travels by land and sea
are often overlooked and neglected II
they lie under our sye.--Pliny the
Younger
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Constipation eaufes headache. nausea, dizai-
ness. lsnkser. heart palpltation. Drastic phys
ics sfipe, siekehs wcaken the lbtwbis and don't
eaFe Dohh'sReGistt aet and eeaiIy cure con.
esieatIou. as,reuse AskygsF dfasgisE
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Daily Thouaht.

Foresight is very wise but foresUn.
row is very foolish; and castles are at
any rate better than Dungeons in chn
air.--Sir John Lubbock
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Latent AhiIItv.s

Yes, sir" unused Brown, poor old
Jones died a really tragic death. I
never would have thought It of him
didn't know he had it in him!7
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

In some Of the public schools Of
Connecticut a course Of agriculture
has been introduced in some of the
higher grades.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Good prices are paid In Switzerland
for the flesh Of Kids tom SIX wed
TO two months old The meat IS &c
der, and some prefer \ 70 lamb
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
hhs.rxs. ana n. ti.unv.

The chief ascfet OF eufnfogt lies In
not shfcfins tsifias 10 yex us, ana IN
Dt1idently cnitivatihg our undererovth
OF smaii pleasures Archbishop Sharp.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Never oan tell who's you'll mash finger or
suffer a cut. bsuise, bufn or scald. Re Prepared.
DR.. Thomas Electric Oil instantly relieves the
pain quickly cures the wound.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Keep Ginseng at Home

Making, selling OF exporting Of red
ginseng in or from Korea is now for
hidden, under fines Of from $50 to
$500 and confiscation Of equipment 10
all parties cept the Korean govern
ment or fl specially authorized by
it. 1t Is .Ily valued no the orient
for medicinal use.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Women ana Iia,rnor,

The man who tries 70 be funny %
generally bore, but q woman can nM
funny without trying By fust runniu9
for street ear.-SOmefvilie Journak
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
The PHILOSOPHER of EoIlv

"So-ne give according to their
meahs," says the Philosopher Of Folly,
"and others according to how mean
they are"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

''Dad. why was solomon such wise
mani" "He wasn'ti- snapped dad
mentally multiplying his better half
by several hundred.--Houston Post.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

Don't let the baby suEer from eczema, sores
or any itching Of the skin. Doan's Ointment
gives instant relief cures quickly. Perfectly
safe toril,l'it IItGiSis salt it.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

immense Production Of Soap.
More than $50,OOO.00O worth Of soap
IS made and sold in the United States
every year.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
The Real Victim,

After a man has been sick a week
MS wife looks worse than he does
ffom taking care Of him.--A tchifUn
eslsVe.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

"Thc thief always suffers In the
end" Not always Ny little boy stole
some green apples the other day and
that is nowhere he suffered. "--Hous-
ton Post.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02
Uncomfortable 10 Attack.

The weight of years never bears
heavily on one whose heart is light.--
Florida Times-tlnion.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-02

A Poor Brand Of Happiness.
Some people End 1t hard to be truly
y ppy unless they are making others
miserable.