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The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
BABY'S WATERY ECZEMA.
Itched and Scratched Until Blood Ran
$50 Spent on Useless Treatments
Disease Seemed Incurable-
Cured by Cuticura for $1.5O.

-DIScdSo OceIJeu
Cured by Cuticura for $3.50.
"When my little boy was two and a half
months old he broke out on both cheeks
with eczema. 1t was the itchy, watery
kind and we had to keep his little hands
wrapped up all the time, and if he would
happen to get them uncovered he would
claw his face till the blood streamed down
on his clothing. We called in a physician
at once, but he gave an ointment which
was so severe that my babe would scream
when it was put on. We changed doctors
and medicines until we had spent fifty dol
lars or more and baby was getting worse.
| was so worn out watching and caring for
him night and day that | almost felt sure
the disease was incurable. But finally
reading of the good results of the Cuticura
Remedies, l determined to try them. / can
truthfully say / was more than surprised,
for | bought only a dollar and a half's
worth Of the Cuticura Remedies (C~uticura
Soap, Ointment and Pills., and they did
more good than all my doctors medicines
| had tried, and in fact entirely cured him.
His face is perfectly clear of the least spot
or scar of anything. Mrs. W. M. Comerer,
Burnt Cabins, Pa, Sept. 10, 1905"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
OF Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
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METHoDIsTs RAP PATTEN.
Cincinnati Ministers Adopt Resolu-
lions on the Wheat Corner.

Cincinnati Ministers Adopt Resolu-
lions on the Wheat Corner.
Cincinnati, Ohio.-Despite the fact
chat J. A. Patten, the wheat king, is
building a gymnasium costing $780,
900 for the Northwestern University,
4 Methodist institution of Evanston,
ILL.,, the Cincinnati Methodist minis
ters passed resolutions condemning
the action which cornered wheat in
Chicago"
Chicago.-Mr. Patten expressed a
feeling of WEAKNESS when informed
that Methodist ministers of Cincin-
natl had condemned "the action
which cornered wheat in Chicago"
whats the use of talking? Every
body who knows anything about con-
iitions knows that haven't cornered
wheat. Nobody has it.
Prices are high and they want a
%scapegoat. I'm the man chosen. If
I sold every grain of wheat I i have the
price wouldn't drop"
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
On the Half Shell in Alaska.

Up in Alaska the nearest approach
they have to the oyster is the sea
urchin. The redskins up there love
the brutes. They catch them all day
long, crunch them in their fists, gulp
down the orange colored cluster of
eggs and fling the thorny shells back
into the ocean. Sea urchins have
been the chief d~elicacy of Alaskan
Indians since time out of mind, and
1t shows what will go in a pinch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Special Delivery.

On September IS, 1877, more than
thirty-one years ago, a letter was
posted at Lyons addressed to the Su-
perior of the Oblates of st. Charles
at Saint Barthelemy. In the course
of removal to the new premises this
letter has been found hidden by a
large card at the p~ostoffice at Tarare.
The letter reached its destination on
Monday, and it was found that the
Superior had been dead for a quar-
ter of a century.-London Globe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
EDMUND COOK KILLED.
President of Trenton's Chamber of
Commerce Meets Tragic Death.

Trenton, N. Edmund Cook.
president of the Trenton Chamber of
Commerce and one of the leading
manufacturers of this city, was killed
by being thrown from his horse. The
morse stumbled and Mr.. Cook was
thrown, his head striking a stone
wall.
Mr.. Cook was about forty years of
age. He was vice-president of the
Mercer Trust Company, and was con-
nected with the Hamilton Rubber
Manufacturing Company, the Trenton
Oil Cloth and Linoleum Company, the
Standard Inlaid Manufacturing Com.
pany, and other concerns. He leaves
a widow and several children.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Flour Goes Higher.

Kansas flour went up twenty cents
a barrel in New York City. A mill
agent asserted that a genuine short
age exists, but the President of the
New York State Master Bakers As
ISOLATION said he could get all the
-four he wanted.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
A Regular Radiator.

"The young man is smitten with
you, Jeanette. He says you radiate
happiness"
"Gracious!"
"And he also said that you radiate
beauty"
"My!"
"And wisdom.
"Dear me, how funny"
whats funny, dear?"
"Why, he must think I am a radi-
ator. "-Chicago News.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
This scIf-sacrifcina Sex

Arthur, aged four, and Louise, aged
TWO and a half, were ~disputing over
q string which Louise claimed. All
threats and force~on Arthur's part
were useless; she would not give up.
After a moment he used guile.
Wees" he said, will you be my
little wife,"
"Ess,, she coy1y answered.
'Then give me the string" he COM
manded.
And she gave It without a muir
r-EppIncott,s: ;sss
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
The Danger.

Her Mother (sobbing)-"Dear,
dear! It's seven o'clock and Ethel
hasn't come in yet"
Her Father-"Well, there's moth
ing strange about that, is there?
She often doesn't get in from her
teas and junketings until seven"
Her Mother-"I know. l know.
But she's very stout and this morn
ing's paper said a girl might better
commit suicide than have hips
Harper's Bazaar.
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AIahama Railroads Lose.

The United States Court of APP.
peals at New Orleans, La, denied a
rehearing in the railroad rate cases
of Alabama recently decided in favor
of the State. AS a result the roads
either must begin right away to try
the State rates, or secure intervention
by the Supreme Court of the United
States.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

If every cough were cured before it got a
strong hold, human life would be length
ened by many years. If every coughing
sufferer knew that Kemp's Balsam would
stop the cough in a few minutes, he would
be glad to escape the serious consequences.
If any medicine will cure a cough, Kemp's
Balsam will do it. At druggists and deal
ers. 25c
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

thousands tell of
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John
G. Coleman, a prom
inent merchant of
S~wainsboro, G a
says: For several
years my kidneys
were affected and my
back h day and
niOht Troo 1o-~,;5
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

For a long time many have been
experimenting, hoping to produce a
thornless rose. The honor of sue
ceeding is said to belong to Mrs. w.
j. Beggs, of Seattle, Wash. For a
long time Mrs. Beggs was a neighbor
of Luther Burbank in California.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Costly Gowns Unmarried

Trunks seized by customs officials
In New York City contained $50 prin-
cess gowns and hundreds of other
costly costumes and articles of ap-
parel.
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r. I. MILITIA WIPED OUT.
Rhode Island General Assembly Will
Have to Remedy Error.

Providence, R. Every military
and naval organization in the State,
including the State militia, the Gov
ernor's personal staff and a dozen in
dependent chartered companies, has
just been wiped out of existence by
the Rhode Island General Assembly
through an error.
In an attempt to amend the militia
law the entire act was repealed in
stead. The Assembly must remedy
the mistake by again enacting in pro.
per form a militia bill.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

Capital formerly invested in build
lngs at Messina is calculated at about
S16,000,000, at Reggie at 100000
900. The greater portion of this is
lrrevocably lost.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

Eighteen men were tied to the
whipping post in n day recently at
Wilmington, Del, and given a total
of 255 lashes. This beats all pre-
vious records.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
DOCTOR
ADVISED
OPERATION
C~uredbyLydiaE .Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

ollllOlCo
bly, from female ills,
including inflam-
nation and conges-
ton, for several
years. My doctor
said there was no
hope for me but an
operation. | began
taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound, and
l can now say | am
a well woman"
EMMA DRAPER.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Taft Sees Baseball

President Taft and Vice-President
Sherman attended the Boston-Wash-
ington baseball game at Washington.
D. C.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
RIOT CALL OF LABOR.
Organization in Paris Urges Use of
Every Form of Violence.

HsCHJ IOIHI OI VIUItHCt.
Paris, France.-The Revolutionary
Federation, the extreme branch of the
Federation of Labor, has issued a
violently worded manifesto.
The document appeals to all work.
men mi government employees to
join in every form of violence to de-
stroy existing society and create a
new order of things exempt from
all authority"
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

nervous and lame in the morning.
Doan's Kidney Pills helped me right
away, and the great relief that fol-
lowed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes

In Belgium a revenue of $3.50 is de-
rived from roadside fruit trees.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

On January 1 Canada was shelter
Ing 38,25S Orientals, including IT,
239 Chinese, 1888 Japanese and
5171 Indians. Canada has made
British subjects of 7442 Orientals.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

It takes 6,50O,OOO acres to grow the
worlds tobacco.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

1tcIICFcU y HIuIIIc Eye IttIIIeUy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
A CURE FOR FITS.
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Beer Strug-
Cling to Attain for Centuries

The intense interest that has been mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derful cures that are being accomplished
daily by epilepticide still continues. 1t is
really surprising the vast number of people
who have already been cured of fits and
nervousness. In order that everybody may
have a chance to test the medicine, large
trial bottles, valuable literature. History OF
Epilepsy and testimonials. will be sent by
mail absolutely free to all who write to the
Or. May. Laboratory, 548 Pearl Street,
New York City.
The epilepticide cure is creating great
public interest, as well as among Doctors,
Students. Hospitals and visiting Physicians
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

One of the newly-elected members
of the Oregon Legislature announces
his intention of introducing at the
next session a bill making it a crime
to shoot any person under the belief
that such person is a deer or a can
vas-back duck. N.Y.-17
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Rheumatism Cured in a Day.

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism radi-
cally cures in 1to3 It's action is remark
able. 1t removes at once the cause and the
greatly benefits. tic. and 81. At druggists.
The velocipede was invented by Drais
in 1917
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
New Minister TO Chile.

New Minister to Chile.
The President nominated Thomas
G. Dawson, of Iowa, as Envoy Extra
ordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary
to Chile.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
is ~KIDNEYACHE.
Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return.

Only n way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

want every chronic rheumatic to throw
AWAY all medicines, all liniments, all
plasters, and give MUNYON'S RHEUMA-
your doctor may say, no matter what
your friends may say, no matter how
prejudiced you may be against all adver-
tised remedies, go at once to your drug
TISM REMEDY. If 1t fails to give salts
faction,I will refund your money.-Munyon
Remember this remedy contains no sal.
icylic acid, no opium cocaine, morphine or
the guarantee Of the Pure Food and Drug
Act.
Tor sale by all druggists. Price. Csc.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

In point of geographical elevation Madrid
is the highest city of Europe.
Garfield Tea has brought good health to
thousands Unequalled for constipation
liver 20 Edney diseases. Composed CT
Herbs. GlJ from your druggist.
The .a.oirg envelope was first used in
1889.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
Don't cough. But Live Long.

The first dictionary was made by the
Chinese scholars in LOG B. G.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23

Coal oil was first used as an illuminar
in 1926.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
MEMOIRS OF DAN RICE" THE
CLOWN OF OUR DADDTES.

other dye. One 10c. package colors all nbers. They Z
Tor FREQ Dooklet-HoH to Dye, Bleach and Nix Colors
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-04-23
PUTNAM FADELESS DYE

Color moro goods brighter and faster colors tn
dye any garment without ripping apart.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
OIL, IT. LADIES GIVEN SPECIAL
M n 90 ! Eks Bldg King m. Fort
The Hawaii Promotion Committee

The Hawaii Promotion Committee
will hold their regular meeting in
their rooms In the Young Hotel
Building on Thursday next at 1890
o'clock. Nothing special will be dis
cussed. and only routine work will
be gone through.
This afternoon there will be a
meeting of the soccer league at the
rooms OF the Thistle Club, and II
will be called to order at o'clock
Some important matters are to come
up for consideration and all men,
bers are requested to attend.
Life insurance is one Of the few
safe means of investment available
TO salaried men or TO those of limit
ed means. The Prudential lnsur'
ance Co. issues only policies In
which all returns are guaranteed
Hawaiian Trust Co.. Ltd. Agents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
LOCAL and GENERAL
The Bulletins Big Nickel
Scratch Pad 10 the biggest five cents
worth Of paper ever offered In Homo
lulu. elk Of them for q quarter.

American Steam Laundry.
Go to Blom's for bargains this
week.
Fine copperplate engraving and
printing at Beakbane's. Fort street.
Physical culture and massage given
by Prof. Baron, 81. 80 Young Hotel.
Automobiles-hack rates. Empire
stand. Phone 213 Bethel and Hotel.
HOilyberries for Christmas are on
sale at Mrs. Dickersons, Sachs. Bldg. I"
For good reliable auto, call up
Phone 900 and get Joe Leafs seven
seated Stoddard.
Salads served with light lunches at
the Baltimore Cafe. Fort street, con-
tain the best Of everything.
Xmas cards calendars md souvenirs
at Hills curio stores. cor. Alakea and
Merchant SITS. and Postofiice lane.
Haas & Sons Candies for Christ.
mas, sold only by Benson. Smith &
Co.. Ltd, Hotel and Fort SITS.
Time spent at the Fashion Saloon Is
time pleasantly spent. This place Is
Sotue ttultS huo"h IN tht WI
Hotel near Fort street.
Green stamps are given free) when
you pay cash at the stores. Call at
the show rooms and see what you get
for Green Stamps. Beretania ur. Fort.'
Have your hat cleaned for Xmas.
We can make It look Az good as new,
Expert Hat Cleaners, opp. Club Stbls,
Coat your iron roofs with ARABIC. "
You will be surprised ut It's cooling
and preservatlye properties. California
Feed Co., agents.
w. o. Smith has filed petition for
settlement of final account and his
discharge as guardian Of Simeon Re
pano, deceased. The property left by
the youth is $234,Sl In cash.
Gee aud Castle will probabl. play
for the Wall cup during this week
I but the exact day Is not yet settled
as Gee Is not quite recovered from
his attack of grip.
II you have your Typewriter re
paired or cleaned you will always TAXI
your machines to them In future, fol
their work Is guaranteed. Wall. Mich
OILS Co., Ltd, Is the place.
Few visitors registered at local no
tells today the Young hal Y. A. Stur
gcs and Geo. l., Morrison of Scltofelt
Ban Gcks, while the Royal Hawaiisl
hotel booked Miss Carlotta Stewart .
Kilauca, Kauai.
Miss Julie f. Raymonds waite
colors. which have been on exhibit
tion at the Kilohana Art League 70
the past three days, will be eXhib
tied at the Arts and Crafts Shol
rext door to Chambers Drug Store
for the next three days bcfor
Christmas,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
wife and COOK"
HAVE Big ROW
Heavy Fine For Man Who
Strikes His "Better
Half

Most of the time at the Police Court
this morning was taken up with the
assault and battery case Of NJ. Mascot,
who certainly did not bring much luck
to Mrs. Mascot, that is Judging by the
size Of her Jaw.
Il appears that Mascot has been act.
ing as housemaid and cook for his
wife, who Is a school teacher. NJ. also
did the family washing and did the
odd Jobs around the house AZ well.
Mrs. Mascot draws enough from the
Board of Education to keep the family
there are two children-in food and
clothing.
Mascot decided that he would go In
for pork and chickens but his better
half said mot You stick to your
cooking and other work" The defend.
ant had already purchased some pigs
but he was made to sell them. The
money obtained from the sale Of the
porkers was rendered to Mrs. NJ. by
the defendant. before he resumed his
duties In the kitchen.
Then the trouble started and, &C,
cOrding to Mascot, his wife chased him
all over the house with Ratchet In
her hand. Not wishing to be treated
like a Thanksgiving turkey, NJ. threw
out straight left In the best approved
Cullen style and Mrs. M. took the
count.
A warrant was sworn out for Mas.
cots arrest and he arrived at the pc,
lice station Just as his wife was tell.
Ing her troubles to a cop. This morn,
Ing. In court, the complainant told hel
side OF the story and added that she
did not want to have anything to dc
In the future with her late COOK.
While not asking that he be pun
ished for striking her, she intimated
that she thought they would be hap
pier apart. Mascot repeated his yer
sion of the affair and then Prosecutor
Brown said that he did not think that
Mascot should be allowed to go free
The females jaw was In bad wa,
and showed that the assault had beer
a severe one.
Judge Andrade found the defendant
guilty of assault as charged, and finet
him $50 and costs, amounting to 1920
Mascot at once paid the fine and wa,
allowed to depart with some OF hi
relatives,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
MT. VESUVIUS,

E There will be no more important
eruptions Of Mount Vesuvius for sew
eral years. according to Prof. Frank
A. Perret, the American student OF
the volcano.
After careful study of the records
of past eruptions he concludes that
they are most violent during periods
OF several years, ending in a terrific
outburst, followed by about Sh
years of dead calm. Such period OF
calm Is now upon the most famous
Of the worlds volcanoes, I,p~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
WHAT DID FREAR SAY1
Continued from Page ~

10 Sriont, 4,
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na;.. ~. rho Smnr.mo covr, On
nannv
chic, ,,s,,ce u,r,w.,, has takon
ocoas,on 10 d,s.,aIm anv intont,on
-, ros,g,,na In ,ho event NJ no po,t
ho,ng annoir,sd s,nce No Roll
scored maior,,y or,nion writton Inv
unr,uou whno no po,, w,s s,ttinp
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
DISINFECTING IN JAPAN.

The Osaka municipality has decid-
ed to carry out general scheme of
disinfection, three disinfection corps
being employed, each consisting OF
one police inspector, police serge.
ants, 30 policemen, 40 municipal
employees, and about l2O coolies, A
special party of about - men. whose
duty II will he To search for dead
rats, VIII be attached to each corps.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21

Sales-Betwecn Boards: 100 Olaa
$6.25; 100 Olaa, $6,25; 100 Olaa, $G.25.
100 EVA, $32.25; 100 Olaa, $3.50; 30
Olaa. $3.50; 100 Olaa, S6,75; As Wal
alua. $12O;~5 Waialua. 1920; 20 Pho
neer. $195; IS Oahu Sug. Co, 1913;
Oahu Sug. Co., $33; 10 Oahu Sng. Co.
s33; so Oahu Sug. Co.. $3.50; 10 Homo
kaa, s2O.62h; $1,000 Haw. Irr. Co. Is
500; rs Haw. c. & s. Co., $37; IC
Haw. c. g.. s. Co. S37. Session: II
Onomea, ISL: rs Olaa. s6.75: 10 Eva
$3.50; 25 Oahu Sug. Co, 1913; 80 Oahu
Sug. Co., 1913.
Latest sugar quotation 4.o5 cents OF
So 90 per ton,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
LOST.

why do YOU think ladies' can never
be successful politicians?" Because
they cant use tho necessary language
and still be ladies, Cleveland Leader
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
". P. ROTH,
STOCK AND BOND BROKER.
Member Honolulu Stock and Bond
Exchange,
848 Kahumanu Street.

Paris advices say that a detach
ment of French troops attacked and
routed an Arabian band near Bilma,
French West Africa, The Arabs
lost Ia Killed. and the French Ave
killed and eight wounded,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-12-21
NO bulletin
CHRISTMAS DAY

q The Bulletin will not he IT, u
= sued on Christmas day. In place Il
= OF the usual large Saturday pa. u
q per containing the weeks social. q
Il commercial, and general news, q
= the issue Of Friday. December "a u
= will have these interesting feat. Il
q ures. u
= Patrons Of the Bulletin u
= should bear this In mind when q
= sending Sunday notices. Adver. u
= thing patrons will oblige by 8:
= sending in changes Of copy for u
= the Fridays issue not later than 8:
= Thursday. u
4 8, q u {, 4 u Z, Il Il Z; Il n Il Il Z, Z,
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
SOLICITOR ARRESTED
 DIsORDERLY CHARGE

R. o. Owen. a solicitor for the M. & O. company, was arrested yesier- day afternoon by City Marshal Jack Stevens upon the complaint of Dolly Monbar. The charge is creating g disturbance in her house in the red light district. Owen pleaded not guilty and his case was set for hearing this afternoon at o'clock
 According to the story told by Owen he was simply engaged in the routine of his business as a solicitor for the cleaning company, making his daily round of visits among residents of the red light to secure clothing to clean. He was ordered from her front porch by the Monbar woman His reply was that he had customers in the house whom he wished to visit and that as it was public house he could see no objection to ascertain ing whether they had any garments they wished cleaned. The woman then telephoned for an officer
 It is stated that the matter will be carried further than the police court.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-11-11
INHERENT LOVE OF rAa soIl
Characteristic That Is the Most Deep
 y Planted in Mortals,

The first man was gardener, we are told. Certain it is that the first men were tiliers Of the soil, after they ceased to be wandering warriors That is where we get our love of na ture, declares a writer in the Kansas City Journal. That is why we build parks and have flowers clamberins about our premises. That is why Te are strangely at peace when we ge' out into the mountains and lose our selves among the fragrant woods. That is why. we 1oathe at times the smell of paint that Is on civilization and long for the perfume of the life that is close to the green leaves anc the wild flowers. That is why we are so happy when we camp out and why we are so reluctant to return. That IS why our earliest recollections of the "old farm" are the sweetest and ten derest of our lives. That is why we crack joke at the simple life" and ~back to nature" and al that-when somebody is around-and why we know, away down in our hearts. that the simple life is the life most worth living and that we cannot get closs to anything sweeter or purer than na' ture, Mother" Nature, whose sons and daughters ve are.> from whom we may wander far, but to whom we re turn as prodigals, finding the prodi' gals welcome and the prodiga's peace.