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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27
Keep Il Home.

A student in college drank some
(WheneVer he drank he drank romeo
Till the pungent aroma
Overwhelmed his diploma,
And later he turned out a bone.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27

Next Wednesday is the day to
go duck hunting. Please don't
kill over 20 a day.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27
Hot days cold nights.

Don't forget that exhibit of
fruit for the Flathead county
fair.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27
Just So.

Fred-Therc goes !; trim little lady.
Joe Naturally. Shes mlliner.-
Town Topics.
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4 Prcrcscl.

Geraldine Lie il what we make II.
York Herald
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27
His Fate.

There was a Young fellow named Mike,
Who decided to 80 on a strike.
in future all work.
lie cried. Il will sllirk."
Now you see POOR Mike hike down the
pike
Baltimore American.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY.

Entered as second class matter February
IS. 1904 at the postuttice at WhitetSh, Mont =.
under the act of Congress of March ). 1879.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27

Telephone your news items to The
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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27

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ing as filters for the blood. When they
fail in this respect serious ailments must
result. Pineules for the kidneys are
what you should take at the first warm
ing sign of kidney trouble. They assist
the kidneys in expeling the uric acids.
Sold by Percy f. Dodds.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27

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Won do. YOU will want one of the beauti-
full plaques which The Pilot is giving
away to everybody who pays year :
subscription in advance.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27

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and sure pills, are Rings Little Liver
Pills. Sold by Percy F. Dodds.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1909-08-27

"MARKED COPY" on newspaper
wrapper is sure to make the receiver
open and read.
Last year southern man bought
fifty copies of his local paper contain
ing suggestion for factory location,
marked them and mailed them to fifty
individuals or concerns that might be
interested.
Result: Twelve immediate inquiries,
three propositions for the factory site,
one thriving factory located which to-
day pays wages to 115 persons living
in that town.
Watch this paper for such opDortu'
mites to BOOM YOUR TOWN.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
This Date in History
April Q.

15l3-Ponce de Leon first landed In Florida.
 Iss2-The Hudson's Bay Company es- tablished.
 17a2--David Rittenhouse. a home taught astronomer who succeed ed Benjamin Franklin as presi- dent of the American Phiioso- phical Society. born in Roxbor- ough. Pa. Died in Philadelphia. June 26. 1796. k 9 l771-Wnliam Rabun. eleventh Cover nor of Georgia born. Died Oc- tober 24, 1919. ..-s 1S0S--Roman Catholic Diocese of New York erected by Pope Plus VII, 1S26-Duel between Henry Clay ani John Randolph. lssS--Charlotte Cushman made her professional debut at the Tre- mont Theatre Boston. 1S55-The system of registered letters introduced In the United States postal service. lss4--FederalE defeated at Sabine Cross Roads, La. ls66-Spa anish Fort. one of the de- fenses Of Mobile, evacuated by the Confederates. l96s-Twenty-hve persons perishe1 in the burning of the steamer Sea- bird on Lake Michigan. 1g76-Martial law declared in the Penn sylvania mining region as a re- suit of strikers riots. IsO6-Bishop Benjamin W. Morris. of the Protestant Episcopal Diocese of Oregon and Washington, died at Portland.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
AI1ERlcAN TARIFF JAWS
XXV--7ariNs Of PrincipaI Nafions {
B Frsdssic J. H.skin.

, mum rates in some. few spsrticulars. France insisted that 1t was vital to
 her that she recognize the right Of nd country to dictate what her minimam rates should be. Switxerland .btood ], pat on her ultimatum. and the var was on. French exports to Switxerr
 land fell off from s47.ooo.00o . year t6
 e26,000.00Q. and there were fndica.
 tions that even a lower level would be
 reached. The result was that after. warning for awhile France set up the white flag and Switzerland got the concessions she demanded.
 Austria has the highest tarin which
 the United States has to meet. Tn the matter of agricultural implements that country levies an import duty of t2s0s on a self binder. s1te4 on a reaper. s1o.si on a mower. and S5.z4, on . rake. Russia has what is per haps the next highest tarin in the countries Is about as poorly paid as any in Europe When the UnUlihh Free Trader and the English Protsc.A .A tionist meet in debate. the Protsc- tfonist points to the United Stetee ao proof of the effect of . high tarlfls. on the price of labor. He drewS h3o,. comparison between the underpald and the high-waged American wotak- man under Protection. The Fres Tra-sl der answsrs with comparison of thes' English workman under Free Trnda with the German, French and Rus sian workman under . nigh tar1k& From this 1t will be seen that the af- suments are largely the sarns tho world over. \,
 The United states government =is now systematically studying the tsrss if systems of other nations. Tn the office of that veteran ex.nswspaper man. John M. Carson, chief of the Bureau of Manufactures. there is ena.. ployed one of the tariff experts of the world. N. l. Stone 1t is his duty to keep tab on every change, and ste gather such information about for-s eign tariffs and their administratious as will guide the American govern i ment in framing its policies. and as will aid thes American exporter to. further his tnterests abroad. Just now there is vast demand in Con- gress for complete comparison be- < tween the American. system and that of other principal nations. both as re- lates to relative duties and to mat. .ters of administration The prepara- ton of such . work would be . monu- mental task. but a most valuable con.. tribution to the .tarin literature nt the world.
 ,tcopyright. 1909. by Frederic J. Has letn.) .a
 {. Tomorrow Indian Lands.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
THURSDAY, APRIL g, 1908.

Referring to our question of why the law can't make people change their clothes each day as we'll as it could force them to baths every day. as the Philadelphia doctor wants Congress to do. The Albany Herald says:
 Sure, Milkel And if the crazs for regulating mans morals and habits by law isn't checked they may have you doing both--bathfng and changing your clothing too-every day. before \ great while, If you don't watch out"
 wen. we suppose there's no teilins. No one can even imagine the extent to which the cranks will go in the business of regulating things. To en- force bathing and change of clothing by law would not be more absurd or impudent than are some of the things that are now being done.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

as error. It is aIso to bs noted that the Associated Press statements as to the Court of Appeais' decision In some respects is quite misleading. The court did not express any regret that the contest of the rates was made in the Federal Courts. It. emphaticaily sfhrm- ed their Jurisdiction and duty in such cases and that they must exercise 1t when appealed to, whether the exer- else of authority by an oficer is allow able under the Constitution of the state. is always a question for the State court to decide. and 1t was with reference to whether the statute eiv- ing the commission power to change the rates made by law. was . viola tion of the state Ccnstitution, that the Court of Appeals said. it regretted that the question had not been passed upon by the Supreme Court of the State. The same view was expressed by the low CT court when an injunction was sought and denied in the prohibition case, on the ground that the statute was not properly passed under the Constitution of the state. There is nothing new in that view.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
MORNING THOUGHT
DY .. MAnvrM NICaofs

No sane man will sndorse mob law. The more LAW abiding we become the
 greater is our rssoii from
 ss ~" s s,sssss ssSs sassss the sAms right of self defense and self proteetion ss has the individual In 1" sssts ts. ec n: like individuais. protect Themselves. One In ciose touch with immediate causes Is not competent to decide Tse impulss of self defense. within the rs- ---and # t be thts instance alone 1t 10 aiways ir the right whatever be the instrumentality of defense. It 10 very true that a man far removed from the able dissertatica Human nature ss- sumes two quite different roles to-- ward the playful and the biting bull dog: There fs . difference between the in it's de.dis % ns @aisun eoii 4fss@ ana a % law is but the vehicle that conveys the ex- pressed will of the majority. Penalty is always h proportion to the violence ssssa rsrn :sn this what sh ana has man to pass on the result of swift and imperial law, written or unwrit- ten, until first he looks into the depths of those blue eyss--he loves the soul trusting sase the Ssginnins and the end of ali law. Every father and son and brcther is tncarnate law. Love is law and law is iovs.
 An infal1ible formula for success has never been found--aiss there would De no such thing as failure.
 Americans gre not nisgardiy. but they are wasteful We throw time away as If 1t were but sands on the shore. q
 The man who hoards his wealth and does. not enjoy 1t is like . beast that carries a load of gold and feeds. on thorns.
 When your good is evil spoken of, your wishes are crossed. your taste is offended. Hour advice rfdiculed. and you take It all in patient loving silence that is victory.
 Giving Is a great art--but some are won't to hang on to their own and give that away which vas intrusted to their care.
 Whats the use of dreaming if you don't make your dreams come truef
 What you don't ask for you don't ret, and if you don't get it no harm is done.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

The Charlotte. Observer doesn't seem to care how soon the supply of wood puip for paper making is exhausted It argues that when there is no more of this paper stock to be had the paper makers will turn their attention to cotton and corn stalks. and thus con- vert waste product into a source of wealth. and especially in the South. Well, while of course that Is possible. we fear there might be large in- crease in the price of white paper, es- peciaIly for time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
Not Nine Cents.

birminRnam LeQ&er.
 After all the talk about the cotton crop last year Alabama farmers pro- duced nearly a million and half bales For that the farmers got more than s5o.ooo.e0o. That one crop brought to tha state s2S for every man. woman and child In ft. Fifty million dollars is great sum of money to come to a state in spot cash every year.
 Iowa did not sell her grain crop for that much. She made . great corn crop and a large wheat crop and did not get as much money for both as we did for our cotton crop. The Iowa farmers made more clear money than the Alabama farmers. They lived bet ter and they have better homes. Then, what's the trouble. The trouble is with us, not with the other fellow. The Iowa man calls a good year. be- cause he got money for corn. We peo- pie in Birmingham are eating Wes- tern meal and feeding our horses on Western corn. We can't Ret Alabama corn.
 We are not managing we'll We let the money go. If we did not make money. if we did not get the s6o,0oo,- 900, we might blame somebody else. but we did get the money. The farmer either got 1t in cash, or he got a bet ter price last year than he is going to get this year. Farmers may as we'll understand that. There Is big surplus now and the mills are not running full time and big crop will not be above g cents if 1t reaches that figure If we send the money to Iowa our farmers will be still poorer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

To correspondent who wanted to know what was meant by maximum and minimum tariff charges, of which so much was said, The New York Commercial replied: You pay maxi mum prices for the minimum quantity of goods, and you get the minimum quantity of goods for the maximum price" That was sarcasm, of course, but perhaps 1t was hewing close to the line.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
GERMANY TRIUMPHANr.
Note on BaIksns te Russia Brsush, tt Forth Fruit.

Note on BaIkans to Russia Brourht Forth Fruit.
 London cable to Now York Sun.
 It is now definitely known, despite semioniciai denials from Berlin. that Germany delivered q distinct ultima tum to Russia March 25. sumn oning her to recognize Austria's annexation of Bosnia and Herzegovina forth with. or else military operations would be- gin against her Immediately.
 The German ambassador informed Foreign Minister rsvolsky that if Rus sia refused to take the step reunited Germany would consider the refusai an act of hostility to her Austrian ally, and that German troops would at once cross the frontier. The ambassad dor further intinated that Germany had mobilized q great force on the Polish frontier in .preparation for the move ment. se ,o ,.-
 Isvolslry asked for sufficient time to consult the Western powers. This was refused. Isvolsky thereupon summoned an emergency meeting of the Imperial Council. and within twenty-four hours 1t was decided to yield completely to Germany's demands Thus. by single stroke Germany made peace for the moment in the Balkans and also chang cd the whole face of European poii- tics.
 No one can pretend that Germany's first aggressive use of her great power toward achieving her ambition to se- cure the hexeinony Of Europe makes for peace beyond the moment. Wa have before cas sths firsf' move in l1hs campaign of retaliation which 1t has been foreshadowed many times in dIs- patches the Kaiser would make against King Edwards League of Peace.
 Russian anger knows no bounds. hut 1t is impotent anger, for the time be- ing. The rage of Russia is matched by the alarm of England. Nowhere has Germany's master stroke created so much uneasiness among all thinking classes as in Great Britain Germany held a pistol ,tq Bussia's head yester- day; she might do the same with eauA, success against England tomorrow with the present government in power
 There is good reason to believe that Asquith a few days after the budget Is introduced. after Easter holidays. will announce the governments inten- ton to build eight Dreadnoughts forth with. There are signs of awakening to a proper sense of responsibility on both sides. It is safe to predict that unless the government shows every de- termination to rearnn the country at
 
 be found within the next few weeks to sweep 1t from power.
 Germany's high -handed settlement of the Balkan question has completely clarified the European situation in an important sense. Germany has conn piete7y solihed, as nothing else could have done. what will henceforth be the putative ailiancs against her Of Russia Great Britain and France. Hatred of Germany to-day Is as deep and permanent in Russia as In France. This will prove no small element in the greater crisis toward which the fran tic struggle in war preparations is driving the European world.
 Russia Is only momentarily weak. The domestic reforms which are mak- ing rapid progress in the Muscovite Empire are genuine and the resources of the country are enormous. The speed of Russia's recuperation win as- tonish the world before long.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
Mrs. Josiah Taft,s Vote.

An ancestress of President Taft was the only woman. so far as known. who was ever allowed to vote in Massa- chusetts except at a school election.
 Tn the Colonial days Josiah Taft was the largest taxpayer In Uxbridge. After his death the town meeting gave his widow the right Of suffrage during her sons minority. One one occasion when the Province of Massachusetts Bay made an appeal to the town for extra money in time of public need the widow Taft gave the casting vote ip favor of granting the appropTiation.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
silent Clubs.

London Globe.
 Some eccentric persons in the French ca pitai we learn from a Paris contem- porary. have formed a club the priu- cipal rule of which is that all the members when at the institution shall preserve an absolute silence. Our contemporary prophecies'sa short life loquacity. Moreover, the idea is by no means new, for we read toward the end of the seventeenth century of a similar assembly in London. Many such clubs are said to exist today in China. The silent member of the Spectator Club gave us unaided Sir Roger de Coverley, so what measure less possibilities are before this new club of silent members!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
Hin Choiee of Cheese. 1

Husslen Klasin Bey. the new Tur- kish ambassador. discussed cooking at q dinner in Washington.
 "Your cooking Is better than ours.' he said. "Still there are some things in 1t decidedly dislike. I dislike. for instance. hung game-game kept till it smells like cheese.
 "And your cheese itself--I mean your more expensive cheese. the kind with mold in fit isn't very
 sI craked a joke about your cheese at Q luncheon.
 "'Do you prefer with the apple pie
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

It Is proposed in some parts of the country to teach the boys how to cook, and thus settle the servant girl prob lem. Well, they may teach them how to do. 1t but can they get them at 1t after they are taught?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
COnaerVAtiamR

DenNer ubIlcan.
 St. Louis has begun to show signs ot that conservatism which attaches to cities that know they are no longer ot the West. It has started a mil lion club" that expects 10 increase SC it's In the bounding West. Denver has the same kind of a club. but it has set a mark of i've to one.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
To Explore the Earth's InteFior. ph iin dAlnhta RAcnrd

EnlLAQSlpH4A neCoTus
 Not content with exploring the re- motest hooks and corners of the earth's surface from the poles to the equator, and with navigating the air surround ing this globe, and with diving In submarines to the depths of its oceans, science now proposes investigations In an entirely new field. Camille Flam- marion, the French astronomer, is the sponsor for a method of attack upon the earth'B interior. Flammarioa de- sies that the Idle soldiers of the war like nations of Europe shall be set to work digging 2. well some 500 feet wide and ten miles deep for the pur- pose of getting at the pulp of the ter restrial orange. He would have the walls of the well supported by hoops of iron and the excavated material conveyed by rail to the sea From this maritime dump there would be enormous profits in made-to-oxder real estate and from the shaft penetrating to the seething in'ards of the earth heat. light and power would be dis pensed TO do NJ. FlGmmarton justice, the commercial feature of his dream is subordinated to it's scientific side in hIs outline: but the hint will not be lost upon the professional promoters of Gay Paree. The digging Of the well will doubtless be begun on paper by a joint stock company some time before the powers shall make up their minds to turn their armies over to the as- tronomer to enable him to undertake the physical deiying.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

To us who have lately been enjoying an almost summer temperature It sounds strange to. real that boy broke through the ice on Michigan lake three or four days ago and was drowned.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

The Philadelphia Inquirer raises a question of definitions. It tells 1t that dog went mad at the sight of one Of the. new spring hats and bit the woman who wore 1t. The question Is. was the dogs action any evidence of madness?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
What the State Papers
 Are Saying and Doing

A Natural suppositisa.
 Drive out the nies!", shrieks The Birmin gham Ledger. Editor baidhead-
 A Call For Action. .Bessemer Daily Tirnes. !, VIII some kind patriotic. loyal Bes- ly startling. diverting and ssnsstional. Ensiey has 6 real kidnapping case and now it's Bessemer's to go one better.
 Aheat Your Fsanners. t,l Tuscaloosa Times-GaGette. r
 Stick to your nannela until they stick 70 yousis .a good old saying and according 10 the a<1sice. contained s:s,Sss 5: !Riss assss's ssss
 Some Cheap TAunder. sioa oae oagpsa; M2l Edwards. a Congressman from Georgia. has introduesd bill to reduce the pay of representatives to s5sooo; II would Se funny f ths to pay for cheap campaign thunder.
 whiskey in the Cradle. Twin City Telegram.
 pints I of iSs WaisSey sn a cradle d' with Tsh' ' baby. we have heard of four ssiions of whiskey being ordered for the baby who was sick, but this is the first time We ever heard of the. baby getting 1t.
 The ~Late' Daa sulley. Walker County. News.
 Dan Sully. having made and lost millions by the ups and downs of cot ton. is now telling the farmers to adopt the warehouse holding system-- q thing which the farmer provided for himself long. long ago. but which works only moderately we'll thus far. Mir. Sully is exceedingly considerate now for the farmer. He acts like c
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

Now the news Is given out that some of those periodical strained relations" are existing between this country and Nicaragua. Some of those things will break one of these days, if they keep straining them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

To tell the truth. we suspect that some of the trepidation in England Is caused by the fear that the Germans will come over fin airships and light right down in their midst before they can dodge.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
This h My 5Sth Birthday
Moses s. acoss.

Dr. Moses Smith Cross. professor and for some time acting president of the University of the Pacific, at San Jose. California, was born April 2, 1854, at Lightsville, Illinois. He was graduated from Northwestern University in 1881 and from the theological seminary Of the same university the following year. Tn 1884 he went to Europe
 where he spent the next i've years in study. principally at the universities of Leipzig and Berlin and the National University of Greece. Prior to going abroad he had served two years as at Northwestern UniyerSity and upon his return from EuroRe in 1890 he ac- cepted . similar position at the Uni- versity of the Pacific. Tn feee he ise- came acting president of the univer- sity. In addition 10 his reputation as an educator Df. Cross is we'll known as a clergyman and a writer @
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

man was recently married in Washington who carries about with him the suggestive name of Halfpap. Now watch the paragraphers roll the name as a sweet morsei under the tongue, and ring no end of changes on it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
wants Change of Subject.

Washington Times.
 T believe the attention of the public should be turned away rom the cor. Of city. state and national government" observes Mr. Hartman. by way of a clever counter.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

The sforts of scientists and special ists to break up the habit of kissing-- and especially of young men kissing pretty giris-wiii be all in vain. we predict. Might as we'll tell . real Ken tuckian that an Iced mint juiep is hurtful
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

The Philadelphia Record remarks that the municipal affairs of that city have been turned over to "a gang of political pirates" The Record uses plain English. at all events.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08

We do not consider ii . matter of news to read the announcement that "the Payne bill Is sure to pass" Is not that what the Republicans are there for7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-08
Doing Her Best.
Birmingham News.

btIHIIHB WdHI NSWss
 Paderewski was forced to leave off plano playing because of rheumatis in, his right hand, but nothing ever seems to happen to the girl across the street who Is stiA trying to learn the Merry Widow" wsita.