The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-04-03

Wesley attack the Catholic church they are play
ing the game for the IngersOllites. and they VIII
lose out as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow
The fight today is between Christianity and I'M
belief There are Mehodists like the editor OF the
Christian Guardian who would push the Catholic
church from off the face of the earth If they could
1t is worth their while to consider what chance
Christianity would have in this world without the
strength of the Rock Of Ages, the Catholic church.
the august Bulwark of all the Christian centuries
Cheer up! The boys the vacant lot play ball
whether it SHOWS or shines.
Now that the legislature has adjourned the
weather man can give his undivided attention to fur
nishing the kind that makes baseball popular
Salt Lake with more than half a million dollars
worth of building permits issued during the month
of March lacks great deal Of being dead one
Desirable houses are still hard to get notwith-
standing the fact that we are building more houses
than before in the city
Those fellows we hear about who roll in wealth
probably don't know the comforts of a blanket,
thing WELL even if he is the one to tell you about it.
Sometimes our sympathies are used when we
should open our pocketbook, and sometimes when
we should use our boot
clean heart maketh merry countenance, and
it is a perpetual inward festival of JOY.
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There is one advantage the poor man has over
his well-to-do brother-in-law-hes not likely to be
accused of being a CRATER.
There are some things which proud man does
not do because his wife won't let him do them
There is lack of sincerity in the good man
who favors Sunday amusements. but whose su-
tomobile works harder on the first day of the week
than any other.
Of course. you can't buy happiness with money,
but good many people try to get substitute,
guaranteed to be Gust as good"
Another sure sign of the near approach of the
springtime is the boys on the vacant lot with
baseball and bat
Next winters clothes at half price makes
pretty good investment for the average man and
the moth ball manufacturers.
Still it is little early to look in the box in the
garnet to see how last summers underwear looks.
Gold flowing out of the country worries the
fnanciers little, but the mines of the west are
able to supply new batch before it all runs out
But of course she would not wear If if her own
har was plentiful enough to hold her hat in place.
About fellow begins to forget the dis
comforts he enjoyed during his last summers va
cation and begins to look forward to another sum
mer's outing.
Style Note.-The colors of the rainbow this
year will remain unchanged.
Sometimes fellow who jumps at conclusions
lands in jail
Some people are so lazy that thew can't do
nothing successfully
Stiil' the size of her pompadour is not an midi
cation OF the amount of gray matter there is be-
meath her hat. - O
Maybe some one has corner on the benzoate
VI soda' and is mucting the manufacturers of ,,rs
things to eat. ing" p'ioe u
- IS estimated that OooOO-horse,power can
Oe developed in the United States BY water nover
",iicn would represent saving of 225 ooO ooo tons
:. coal year. That ought to encourage those Who
nave inquired out the end of the coal supply Of the