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The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
SISTERS TRICK
But ii all Came out Right.

How a sister played a trick that
brought rosy health to 2 coffee hend
Is an interesting ta.e:
Il was coffee fiend-a trembling.
nervous, physical wreck. yet clinglng
to the poison that stole away my
strength. ] Knocked at Postum and
would have none of it,
zone day my sister substituted a cup
OF piping hot Postum for my morning
cup of coffee but did not tell mo
what 1t was. I noticed the richness
of it and remarked that the coffee
tasted fine, but my sister did not tell
me was drinking Postum fcs fear |
might not take any more.
She kept the secret and kept Civ.
Ing me Postum instead OF coffee
until | grew stronger. more tireless,
got better color in my sallow cheeks
and clearness to my eyes, then she
told me- OF the health-giving. nerve
strengthening life-saver she had glvel
me in place of my morning coffee
From that time | became a discipla
Of Postum and no words can do JUS
tice in telling the good this cereal
drink did me. will not try TO tell Il.
for only after having used 1t can ons
be convinced of its merits"
Ten days trial shows Postum,
power to rebuild what coffee has de
There's a Reason"
Look In pkgs. for the famous lIttls
book. The Road to MELVILLE"
Ever read the above letter? A new
NE appears from time 10 time. ThcJ
re genuine, true. and fun Of humas
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
ROGERS OPENS HIS ROAD.
Launches The Virginian Railway &t
Norfolk

Norfolk.-Henry H. Rogers Cor
nally opened the Virginian Railway.
At a reception rendered to him and
his party at the Norfolk Board of
Trade. he announced that. after four
years of labor, he had completed the
road along the original plan. and
that from now on il would take its
place among the great American
trunk lines. With him came n dis
tinguished party.
Samuel Clemens, known to the
world as Mark Twain came to
witness the formality of announcing
to the world that the great enter
prise was ready for business, and TO
go over the road for a personal in
spection of the property and the vast
territory which it now opens up to
future generations.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Sleep

Sleep is natures re-
building period, when the
energy used by the brain,
muscles and organs is re-
newed. If you lose sleep,
your system is robbed Of
the strength sleep should
give. Continued loss of
sleep multiplies this loss
until you become a phys
zeal wreck. DR.. Miles
Nervine quiets the irri-
tated nerves and brings
refreshing, invigorating
sleep. Nervine contains
no Opiates, and therefor
leaves no bad after-effects.
''For over two years I suffered I'M
told agouies; my friends thought L
was going crazy. could not sleep
nor rest at ALL I tried different doc
tors. but failed TO find relief. My
head would ache all the time; 1 was
like one drunk; could not concentrate
my mind. and was so restless and
worried that sleep was out OF the
question. After taking one bottle OF
DIR. Miles Nervine l felt wonderfully
changed. ! am now on my third bot
tie and am gaining. all the time. 1
can lie down and sleep like q child,
and am able TO do my work"
MRS. MAY SCOTT. English. Ind
Your druggist sells Or. Miles Nerv-
Inc. and we authorize him to return
price Of first bottle (only) II 1t fails
60 benefit you.
Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Modest Expectations.

Sometimes church officials are over
conscious of the dignity Of their i'm
portance, says the Rev p. H. Ditch
held, in his entertaining volume,
The old-Time Parson," land even
their wives are not without a sense
or reflected glory. On one occasion
a new church warden's wife came
late TO church, just when the people
were rising from their knees. She
smiled genially, and said oh, pray
don't rise for me; don't expect
it,"
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Mind Your P,s And O,s-

The most probable derivation OF
this phrase is that it comes from the
printing Office, and rose from the fact
that the p's and as in Roman type
very but slightly in form, and tina;
when reversed, as they necessarily
are in type, they are easily confound-
cd by young compositors. Another
derivation refers 1t to the scot
written up in the ale-house. where
p and Q were used to des gnate
pints and quarts. Still another dc
rivation refers it to the toupees and
queues of olden times
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
CHILD ATE CUTCURA.
Spread Whole Box of IL on Crackers
Not the Least Injury Resulted
THUS Proven Pure and Sweet

A New York friend of Cuticura writes:
MY three year old son and heir, after
being put to bed on a trip across the At
lantic, investigated the stateroom and To-
Gated box of graham crackers and box
of Cuticura Ointment. When a search was
made for the box, it was found empty and
the kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on the
crackers. 1t cured him of bad cold and
don't know what else"
No more conclusive evidence could be
offered that every ingredient of Cuticura
Ointment is ABSOLUTELY pure, sweet and
harmless. If it may be safely eaten by q
young child, none but the most beneficial
results can be expected TO attend its appli.
cation to even the tenderest skin or
youngest infant.
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
SUG GESTED BY THE cub.

81 object" said the city editor, Ito
the use of the expression wave of
crime in connection with the murder
of the hairdresser."
Maybe it was a marcel wave 1"
timidly suggested the cub rerorier.-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Didn't Need Helm.

Four-year-old Helen wished to ge,
into the playroom, but the gate
(Which had been put at the door tG
keep her baby brother i'm was lock
ed. She tried again and aga n tc
climb over it, when at last her other
heard her say. Dear God. pleass
help me get over this gate" Just
then she tumbled over, and said,
Never mind, l got over myself. -
Harper's Magazine.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

The new line to the interior of
Mexico means a shorter route for
merchandise coming from China and
Japan and the Pacific coast states in
tho North, and new markets will
probably be found for certain classes
OF California products, such pre-
ducts as California wines shipped
through the port OF Manzanillo.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
VIRGINIAN RAILROAD.
Rogers New Road Divided Into
Three Sections.

Roanoke. - Division Super ntend-
ent L. r. Taylor and Chief Dispatch
er w. L. Melvin, of the Virginian
Railroad, were transferred from
Roanoke TO Princeton, w. Va, ana
the latter place is TO be made head
quarters for a division terminus.
Victor a, Va, is to be the other di-
vision terminus. This means that
the Virginian has been divided into
three divisions, one from Deep Water
to Princeton; one from Princeton to
Victoria and the other from Victor a
to Norfolk.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

from nervousness
and Other annoying
symptoms, and l
can truly say that
Lydia +. Pinkham's
We ge table Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
of gold TO me, as 1t
restored my health
and strength. /
never forget to tell
my friends what
IVdiaE. Pinkham's
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Plenty OF PRECEDENT.

'Win that young man ever go
nome?" demanded the irritated head
Of the house.
Il guess so, father" replied the
mater familias. "He always has"
Washington Herald.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
House Fired By Burglars.

Winchester.-A band of burglars
broke into the home of Harlow Small
wood, farmer, living near Castle
mans Ferry. Clarke county, ransack-
ed the house from top to bottom and
then set it afre. Before neighbOrs
could render assistance the house
was reduced to ashes. The loss is
$4,000 with no insurance. The au-
thOrities have no clue to the thieves.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Burglars Burn House.

nchester.-Burglars broke into
the home of Carlow Shallwood, q
farmer living near Castleman's ferry,
and after ransacking the house set
it afire. Before neighbors could rem
der aid the house was destroyed. The
loss is $4,000.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
CHE SAPEAKE STEAMSHIP
COMPANY.
Effective Feb'y 9th, 1853.
"cHESAPFAKE LINE"

"cHESAPFAKE LINE"
ELEGANT PASSENGER STEAMERS
COLUMBIA" AND AUGUSTA"
For OLD POINT COMFORT and NOR.
FOLK, VA.
Steamers leave Ba timore daily Tex
ccpt Sunday at 80 Z. NJ, and leave
Old Point Comfort at 90 A. NJ and
Norfolk at o. A. NJ. where connection
IS made with the Rail Lines for all points
South
YORK RIVER LINE"
ELEGANT PASSENGER STEAMER
ATLANTA
For WEST POINT and RICHMOND.
VA
Steamer leaves Baltimore Tuesday.
Thursday and saturday at p. NJ and
arrive West Point at As A. NJ and Rich
mond at 20 A NJ
Steamers call at Gloucester Point, Gle.
ment's. Clay Bank and Almonds.
STEAMERS LEAVE BALTIMORE
FROM PIERS 10 AND 10 LIGHT
STREET WHARF.
Through Tickets TO all points may be
secured, baggage checked and state
rooms 'escrved FIR m the City Ticket Of
fees, / 10 r.. Baltimore street.. ARTHUR
w. ROBSON. Agent, 1877 X. Baltimore
sircok or the General Offices. Light and
Ice Streets Baltimore, Md
T. X. FOSTER.
General Manager,
: T. J. CHIsM.
General Freight Agent
A.. u MCDANIEL.
ceol Passenger Agent.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Beginning with January % the
Chinese New Years Day, a reduc-
ton OF 20 per cent. was made in the
rates for internal kilograms; but, In
spite of this reduction, which is con-
sidered to be substantial, the Chin
csc telegraph tolls remain the high
est in the world.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

am past 80 years
old, and am to-day without a sign Of
kidney trouble. backache, pain in the
sides, etc, which had bothered me.
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me so that
kidney trouble has never returned"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDINE Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
the Cold and restores normal conditions les
liauid-efects Immediately lOc.. 25c. and
G0c.. at drug stores.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Made Himself Solid.

Toni ate some of the cake she
made just to make myself solid.
ID ck-Did you succeed?
Toni couldn't feel any more
solid If had eaten concrete or build
ing stone.-Utica Herald
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
James l.. Wilkinson

Roanoke.-Jame l.. Wilkinson, a
wealthy cattle raiser of Carroll coun-
ty, died at his home, aged 65 years.
He was the father-in-law of George
L. Carter. president of the Carolina.
Clinchfield and Ohio Railroad.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
THE MALICE OF WOMAN.

Harry-"Are those curls Kate
wears, natural?"
Natural? l should say
so! I'd defy anybody 10 tell them
from her own hair. ore
American
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
4 New Ism

kitty" sad her mother, rebuk-
!ngly, you must st still when you
are at the table"
can't mamma" protested the
little girl. I'm a fidgetarian. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

VHV UIUOu ENGTY InTCe
minutes. They show
signs of wear through
pain in the back and
irregular urination.
Doan's Kidney pills
cure kidney ills in
old or young Mrs.
Mary G. Phelps. 4
Spring St, Westfeld,
Mass, says:
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

To have more or Health and more of Life,
take Garfield Tea This Natural laxative
regulates liver, kidneys, stomach and bow
els, corrects constipation, purities the blood
and eradicates disease
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Rio de Jane!ro is to have a gov
eminent zootechnical and arronomi-
cal institute, dedicated to the study
of stock raising and agricultural ex
periments.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
venezueIa received its nus

Venezuela received it's musical
name from the early Spanish resi-
dents, who saw a resemblance to
Venice in the sites of the inland
cities. The Ilanos, or bleak plains,
on which the Ilaneros live a pre-
carious life, have largely changed
Their character since Humboldt saw
them
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
UngalIant.

Howell-If l had drawn that
queen | might have had a straight
flush.
Powell - That's right; always
blame the woman!-Chicago News
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Nearly As per cent. of all the I'M
ports to China last year paid duty
at Shanghai.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

r. In case of accident, cuts, wounds, burns.
scalds. sprains, bruises etc. nothing will
so quickly take away all pain and soreness
as Hamlins Wizard Oil.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion Never fails At druggists
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums, reduces inilamma-
ton. allays pain. cures wind colo. 25c bottle.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Ralph Martin, OF Spokane. whose
flesh on one side of the breast was
noarIy cooked by a stroke OF light
ming, is being cured by lying at fall
length n the sun, the affected parts
being colrd by piece OF gauze.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

away all medicines, all InIments. ali
plasters, and give MUNYON'S RHEUMA-
TISM REMEDY trial. No matter what
your friends may say, no matter how
preJudiced you msy be against all adycr-
used remedies, go 1T once to your drug
gist and get a bottle of the RHEUAA.
1fSM REMEDY. IL Il falls to give salts
faction.l will refund your monsy.-Munyon
Remember this remedy contains no sal
tcytc ncid. no opium cocaine, morphine or
other harmful drugs. IL IS put up under
the guarantee OF the Pure Food aud Drug
Act.
For sale bv nn druggists Price. DC
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

The largest pin factory in the
world is at Birmingham, England.
1t turns out 37,0OO,OOO pins every
day.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

A record for long distance direct
telegraphy recently was established
between London and Karachi, India.
1882 miles
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

During the present year the en-
tire railway system of Buda-Pesth
will be electrified.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

1t is sad that silicide and boride
of titanium, products of the electric
furnace, are as hard as the diamond.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

At the present rate of increase the
population of this country in 1919
will be 100,000,0O0.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

The number of postofIices in the
United States is nearing $4,000.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

The train which the Kaiser uses
on his travels was three years build
ing.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Turkey wants American collars,
shoes, polish, porcelain and glass
ware, and Spain wants American
steel, bolts, nuts and wire.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

For HEADAC CAPUDINR
:, Whether from Colds, Heat Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you
It's llQuid-pleas8nt to take-actS immedi-
ately. Try it. lOc., 25c, and SOC al drug
s0O. eS
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Red, Weak. Weary, watcry Eyes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms TO Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Uruguy will spend $26.S5O hunt
ing for native coal.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Germany has to import about ~
per cent. of her eggs. B. N. U. 10
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
WORTH
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,s
says Mrs. ChaS. Barclay

Graniteville, VT -"I was passing
through the Changed Life and suffered
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08

Only ono "ISromo Quinine"
That is Laxative Bronlo Ouinine. Lob
for the signature of +. w. Grove. Used tbe
World over TO Cure a Cold in One Dav 95c
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
OLD PEOPLES KIDNEYS

Often Need Helpful Stimulation.
The kidneys are the busiest organs
Of the body. filtering as they Go all
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Piles Cured in O to IA DAYS.

Pseo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
Gaze OF Itching, Blind, bleeding or Prot rudin0
l,Iles IN to IA days or money refunded hnc
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1909-04-08
Farm For Sale FFso9o

gAu11zuzs New Monthly Bulletin OF Real
Bargains, profusey illustrated mailed free: we paw
your r. r. fare. E. A. STROUT CO., Book L.
Works. Largest Farm DealeE. Land Title Bldg, Phla
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-25
An Editorial Blunder.

tells the story of "a very sinful wag''
who was Iunching with DR.. Abbott and
referred repeatedly to his connection
with Outing. At last DR.. Abbott could
stand it no longer, and protested:
But, my dear sir, l am not the
editor of Outing. I am the editor of
the Outlook"
why, bless me. SO you aret" cried
his vis-a-vis- Funny / should have
made that mistake. Really, couldn't
have confused two periodicals moro
strikingly different. Whereas OUTING
makes a religion of sport. the OUT
look"
The self-resp ecting clerk refused "a
complete the antithesis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-25

A lot of old newspapers,
tied up in neat bundles for
sale, sc a bundle, at The Jour-
nal ice.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-25

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-06-25

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The Washington herald., 1909-08-29
HOW TO RUN AN AIR SHIP.

NJ OW that the day OF universal aero
~ plane navigation Is close at hand 1t
might be well TO publish a few directions
for beginners In the art OF sky navigation.
THE numerous accidents OF the last few
weeks have spread the Impression that an
aeroDlane rs hard to manage. The con
trary IL true. Close attention to the fol-
lowing rules will be all that Is necessary:
Ito start the machine, flood carbure-
tor. turn on battery, adjust insurance
policy grasp rudder levers and turn crank.
2.-If the machine sinks, open throttle
elevate rudder, advance spark ana throw
the tail downward over the dashboard.
3.-If II tips to the left, depress up or
left wing turn rudder to right, advance
spark and shift your watch TO right hand
vest pocket.
4.-if the engine stops take your foot
out OF the fly wheel
batteries. dissect carburetor, cool bear
ings, adjust float feed, correct timer dry
coils and strain the gasoline. If the earth
aDrroaches too rapidly during this opera
ton, wave Il away impatiently.
5.--If the machine rears up suddenly,
step out 10 forward rudder and hang on
by your hands.
T.-If the machine turns over stay with
It, It is considered a disgrace In aero
planning TO arrive on earth before your ma
s.-If your plane fouls a steeple and
Is stabbed In the bottom, repair the leak
with tailOr's rubber and ball out the
lightning rod Only rank amateurs will
steeple.
eff the gasoline catches fire, put ont
your cigarette. This Will not be very
effective, but 1t Is all you can do.
1O.--If the machine becomes unmanage-
able. step on In the nearest tree.
u.-lf the machine fails TO ascend at
all shake hands with yourself and get
rebate from the insurance agent.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-29

beyond hope in the web Of our destiny"
At these words, spoken with irOnic per-
suasiyenes. a cloud Of uspiciOn buzzed like
mosquitoes about ROdman's brain. Why
did GriscOm wish him out Of the house
What plans were Matching I'm that. subtle,
mali gnant brain? or the suspicious, the
AIyssa, and in that house OF tragedy,
ranged from an accusation that would de-
liver her into the hands Of the police
the slayer Of Arthur Griscom, to n darker
crime that would silence her forever.
Without an lnstants hesitation OF spirit,
he answered I'm a tone Of sarcasm that
rivaled GTiscOm's own:
My dear sir, the charms OF an event
less life have been much overrated. Like
solitude. II Is theme on which the con-
templative poet has wasted a good deal
OF Ink / give you the testimony Of ex-
perlence. Mr.. Grlscom: neither of them
reconclles n man to the trouble Of eating
his three or four meals day. Here I
am; here l remain until see you through