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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11
Marks End of HoneYmoon.

The honeymoon is mostly over
when the couple quit buying their
meals in hotels and the bride tries
to provide them at home.-New York
Press
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11
South Africans Fond of Oatmeal

South Africans are distinctly an oat-
mealeating people, over 100000 worth
of this American breakfast food be-
ing imported annually into South At
rica.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11
Individual Responsibility.

Every creature, female as the male,
stands single in responsible act and
thought, as also in birth and DEATH
E. b. Browning.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11

Harrisburg proposition to es-
tablish an annual state fair and agri-
cultural exhibition received an indorse-
ment from a source which should cer-
tainly be considered authoritative,
when the delegates in joint session of
the Breeders Association and Dairy
Union adopted among other resolutions
one approving of the wisdom of those
who are working in behalf of the Jones
state fair bill, soon to be presented
to the legislature. The delegates to a
man favor the state fair project.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11
Not q Bark.

'Then you don't have any dog-watch
on this craft?' inquired the anxious
passenger, according to a writer in
Life mo. This is a catboat."
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11

Harrisburg.-The dairy and food di-
vision of the state department of ag-
riculture is almost self-sustaining, ac-
cording to the report of Commission
er James Foust for 1908. The report
shows receipts of $54,5S0.68, derived
from oleo licenses and fines, pure
food law fines, etc, and expenditures
of $69,96S.20 for salaries, detective
service, laboratory expenses and the
like. The activity of the food COM
missioner and his staff is indicated in
the summary of cases terminated, of
which there were 300 during the year.
OF these 6S were for selling oleo col
ored in imitation of butter, 80 for sell
ing oleo without license, 10 for sell
ins adulterated milk, Al for adulter-
ated catsup. AZ for adulterated vine
gar and 10 for misbranded breakfast
foods.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11

Harrisburg investigation into
industrial conditions of the state on
a more extended scale than ever I'M
dertaken before, which will embrace
not only laboring but sociological con-
ditions has been inaugurated by Chief
John L. Rockey of the state bureau of
industrial statistics in cities of south
eastern Pennsylvania with the inten-
tion of ultimately extending it to all
the counties of the state. This inves-
tigation is not being conducted upon
the lines of the government, but by
individuals who will manage their ex-
aminations with an eye to obtaining
information which will be of practical
value to the state bureau.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11
Congress.

Washington.-The senate on the
bia appropriation bill The house
spent the day in debate of the agri-
cultural appropriation bill.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11

Harrisburg.-A local option bill
fathered by the Anti-Saloon league of
Pennsylvania has been introduced in
the lower house of the Legislature.
There are number of other local
option bills in committee, but the
measure presented is the one on
which the league hopes to center all
the power of the local optionists. The
bill provides that the electors of any
borough, township or ward of any
city shall have the right to vote on
the question of the sale of liquor and
that the proposition can be voted on
every three years. A bill was passed
to prevent fraud on keepers of sani-
tariums by providing penalties similar
to fraud on other establishments
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-02-11
Serious Mistake.

The man who forgets his umbrella
always suspects that it is a sign of
genius.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
A Stork's Nest.

At time when the stork is 81
much in the minds of people, espec
tally Of the Dutch, the following de-
tails concerning the structure and
contents Of a stork's nest investigat
ed on the summit of the Cathedral of
Colmar In upper Alsace may be of in.
terest. The city architect has just
delivered a public lecture there OF
"Storks and Their Ways" He de
scribed a stork's nest, which was
about thirty years old; 1t measured
six feet across and was FIVE feet ir
height; it weighed sixteen hundred.
weights, or over three-quarters of g
ton, and 1t was such a solid mass that
1t had to be broken up by using a
pickax. The nest was made of twigs
of wood and clay, and the materials
filled twenty-four sacks. The walls of
the nest were found to contain seven.
teen ladies' black stockings, five fur
caps, the sleeve of q white silk
blouse, three old shoes, a large piece
of leather and four buttons that had
belonged to a railway porter's uni
form.-London Globe.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Difficult to Do.

A teacher in one of Brooklyn's pub
lie schools Is a stickler for cleanliness.
So often have orders come that clean
illness must be observed among the
boys in her class that some of the
urchins have even inquired Of their
parents what 1t means to manicure
your hngernails.
or course there is bad boy" in the
class. One day the teacher said to
him: Tommy, do you know there
is q great deal OF dirt behind your
ears?"
There amt neither" sassed Tom
my.
ut is wrong TO dispute me-" said the
teacher, but you need not take my
word for 1t. II you really do not be-
lieve me, look for yourself!"-New
York Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Something Coming to Him.

A very recent Secretary OF State
one day looked up from his desk and
suddenly asked:
do you speak Spanish. Mr..
Jones?'
mo, sir. am sorry to say / do
not" the clerk addressed replied re.
gretfully.
TOO bad, too bad!" tho Secretary
commented, and turned again to his
papers.
The clerk had visions OF an offered
appointment as Secretary of Legation
at Madrid. and that very night set
diligently to work to acquire the Ian
guage of the Dons, and with unusual
success. Two months later he ven
tured to suggest:
"Mr. Secretary, short while ago
you asked me IL / was familiar with
Spanish. At that time / was not, but
l have since mastered it,
Indeed? Very good" the Secre
tary said. "Have you become really
proficient in the language in this
short timer"
1T seemed to come easy-I suppos
that accounts for it, SIR" the clerk
modestly admitted.
Excellent: the Secretary said
you have a treat in store for your
self. Now you can read Don Quixote
in the riginal!"-Harper's Weekly
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Shed Made Good Sheriff.

A prominent Augusta woman call
cd into her house negro firemen
beset by a mob, defed the hoodlums
and shut the door In their faces.
This incident causes the Knoxville
Journal and Tribune to inquire:
Would not a woman like that make
a better sheriff than some of those
who shrink from duty in the pres
ence Of a mob? And 1t may be ask
ed If such woman would not make
a better Governor of a State than
man who is afraid to preserve the
peace" The questions answer them
selves, and in a manner not entirely
to the glorificadion OF the trousered
biped misunderstanding American.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding,
Torturing Humor - Hoped Death
Would End Fearful Suffering
In nesDafr. Cured NV Nrt;c,,r.

WOulu Emo Fearful Suffering
In Despair: Cured by Cuticura.
Words cannot describe the terrible &C.
Eema suffered with. 1t broke out on nv
head and kept spreading until it covered
my whole body. was almost solid mass
Of sores from head to foot. looked more
like piece of raw beef than human being.
The pain and agony endured seemed more
than / could bear. Blood and pus oozed
from the great sore on my scalp, from I'M
der my finger nails, and nearly all over my
body. My ears were so crusted and swollen
was afraid they would break off. Every
hair in my head fell out. l could not sit
down, for my clothes would stick to the
raw and bleeding flesh, making me cry out
from the pain. My family doctor did all
he could, but got worse and worse. My
condition was awful. did not think
could live, and wanted death to come and
end my frightful sufferings.
In this condition my mother-in-law
begged me to try the Cuticura Remedies.
l said / would, but had no hope of recov-
cry. But oh, what blessed relief expert
enced after applying Cuticura Ointment. II
cooled the bleeding and itching flesh and
brought me the first real sleep I had had in
weeks. IL was as grateful as ice to burn
Ing tongue. / would battle with warm
water and Cuticura Soap, then apply the
Ointment freely. / also took Cuticura Re-
solvent for the blood. In a short time the
sores stopped running, the flesh began to
heal, and / knew / was to get well again.
Then the hair on my head began to grow,
and in a short time was completely cured.
l wish could tell everybody who has &C.
zema to use Cuticura. Mrs. VIM. Hunt. l35
Thomas St., Newark, N. j., Sept. %, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole> Props.
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
ALCOHOL IN BREAD.
London Tests, a. Repeated In Chicago.
Reveal Il

Reveal II.
On the theory of many persons that
the partaker of any food containing
even a slight quantity of alcohol is IL
able to acquire the liquor habit, those
Chicagoans wishing to guard against
such a result must cease from eating
bread. says THE Record-Herald."
Experiments conducted in London
establishing the presence of alcohol in
every bun have been repeated in Chi
cago with more impressive results.
Chicago bread of the scent loaf vari-
ETY. has been found to contain from
three-tenths to four-tenths of / percent
alcohol. The proportion found In the
London buns was .068 percent.
The experiments in Chicago were
begun by DR.. Max Henius, of the
WahIHenius Institute, No. 327 Fuller
ton avenue, before he was aware that
a London medical commission was en-
gagged in similar research.
DR.. Henius insists that the percent
age Of alcohol in any bread is far too
small to create an alcoholic TASTE"
while as for acquiring Jag" on Chi
cago bread, he merely calls attention
to the vast number Of loaves 1t would
be necessary for the candidate for
Jag" to consume before attaining his
desire.
Il was very much interested in
The Record-Herald editorial on Tee
total Buns because we have been con-
Quoting experiments along the same
lines" said DIR. Henius. For several
weeks We have been analyzing bread
purchased in open market In all parts
of the city. and we were very much
surprised by the results We obtained.
I'VE found that in an ordinary loaf
of bread, costing five cents, there was
from three to four tenths of percent
alcohol. This percentage is surpris-
ingly large. OF course, we knew there
would be some alcohol in bread, be-
cause OF the yeast. Yeast is a result
of fermentation, and wherever there
is fermentation there is alcohol.
We did not suppose, however, that
the percentage could be so large, be-
cause we thought the terrific heat of
the ovens would drive out almost all
the alcohol. Instead, 1t seems the
heat forms a crust about the bread so
quickly that practically all the alcohol
is kept within the loaf.
II do not believe that there Is enough
Alcohol in bread to create a taste for
liquor. There are others, however,
who disagree with me, and insist that
alcohol, no matter how small the guam
tity, when taken into the human sys-
TEN, tends to create a taste for liquor.
The United States government does
not recognize as intoxicating any bev-
erage that contains less than one-half
of l percent of alcohol, but in some
the more radical prohibition communi-
ties laws have been demanded pro-
hibiting the sale of even these bever-
ages"
DR.. Henius became interested In the
alcoholic ingredient In bread several
months ago through a letter received
from a correspondent In Southern H.
linois. He Immediately began his ex.
periments, and has just completed the
compilation of the results of his re-
search.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
The Reason.

Boyd is a bright little fellow Of
three years. One day his mother OBJ
served him vigorously scratching his
head and asked: What makes you
scratch your head?"
Because I'm the only one that
knows it itches." he replied quickly
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Famous Bow Artists.

Tho fact that Marcel Lavallard, at
IL years OF age. has had q picture ac-
ctpted for the Salon, recalls the fact
that Millais was only II whom he made
his first appearance at the Royal
Academy; and Watts and Marcus
Stone were the same age. Landseer
was more precocious, for he had his
first picture on the Academy walls at
ID; Mr.. Walter Crane was similarly
honored at 16, Mr.. Briton Riviere at
II. and Mr.. Firth at 21.-Tit-Bits.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
THE MODERN WAY.

The prodigal has returned.
Father" he said, ARE you going
10 kill the fatted calf"
NO." responded the old man, look
ing the youth over carefully, mo, I'll
let you live. But I'll put you to
work and train some of that fat of. /"
Cleveland Leader.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS
AT YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Not Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination.

MOI q fenny TO ray for the FULLEST
Medical Examination.
III you are in doubt as to the
cause of your disease mail us a pos
tai requesting a medical examination
blank, which you will fill out and re-
turn to us. Our doctors will care
fully diagnose your case, and if you
can be cured you will be told SO; if
you cannot be cured you will be told
so. You are not obligated to us in
any way, for this advice is absolute
~ free; you are at liberty to take
our advice or not as you see fit. Send
to-day for a medical examination
blank, fill out and return to us as
promptly as possible, and our emf
nent doctors will diagnose your case
thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson Sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

times my arms were numb. was
dull and miserable all the time and
hoped for death to relieve me. Doan's
Kidney Pills soon brought improve
-ment, and finally made me a well
woman"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. SO cents a box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Rough on Rats. unbeatable extsrminator.
Rough on Hen Lice. Nest Powder. CSC.
Rough on Bedbugs. Powder or Liquid. 80
Rough on Fleas Powder or Liquid. 25o.
Rough on Reaches. Pow'd. l5c., Liq'd. 25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants. Powder. sc.
Rough on Skeeters. agreeable In use. 80
z s. Wells. Chemist, Jersey City. New jersey.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

analysis of different
OF ospuaon without
- -
thus amless
Of
out otnewise
irrelevant and indetermae
rather than subjective
public and not from the
social nospectn
Hence
tors penpotentay disappeared
matter Poes of
depend those having
ony Comsocks Battery
may have happened become sphere Others should
on. f '' AON
Whatever the
those who have 1t in charge
@ no matter now much outsiders
tney nave none but belcose interest their
judgment will be
deeved
a Hall 0'As
m IN anu MS ame was still undesevd them
that we bad lot-From
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Easily Changed.

Said the Magistrate to the officer:
But this D:an doesn't correspond
10 the description. He has no deem
scar on his forehead"
WELL replied the o!iced. ":i,at
can be easily supplied. and. besides.
| think | am entitled to at least a
portion Of the $500 reward for bring.
ing him here. 1t was no easy job
Fliegende Blaetser.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
PROFESSIONAL ADVICE.

81 cracked a lawyers house the
other night" said the first burglar
disgustedly, land the lawyer was
there with a gun all ready for me.
He advised me ter git out"
You got off easy" replied the 9TH
err.
mot much I didn't. He charged
me s25 for the advice. "-Philadelphia
Press.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
misunderstood.

Beggar-Say, mister, I'm out NV
work an I've got six small children
t support. Won't youse gimme
few pennies for EN-?
Citizen-Much obliged for the CT.
fer, old man; but I've got all the
children | need at present.-Chicago
Daily News.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
WITH THE DOCTORS.

WELL" asked the first physician
what has that strange patient OF
yours got?"
II don't know, replied the other,
'but I'm trying to turn 1t into typhoid
fever. That's my great speciality, you
know."-Catholic Standard and
Times
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

en- suffer untold mis-
cry. Ailing kidneys
are the cause. Cure
them. Mrs. Z. G..
Corbin. "a N. Depot
St., Dalton, Ca, says:
MY body was racked
with kidney aches
and Mains and soma-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Tip To DATE

post has brought out a dandy new
guide for motorists"
Has 1t got all the inns in the
State in it?"
You bet! And complete list OF
hospitals, with rates. Town Topics.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
THE SAME OR ANOTHER

THE SAME OR ANOTHER?
"And you saw Muriel?"
81 did"
Tell me, is she married?"
EYES,"
"One question more: Again OF
yet neton Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

The candidate who is so glad to
shake your hand before election is
very apt to shake you entirely after
election.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

The worlds wool record is held by
Spain exports at least 100000
worth of olive oil year, and In years
of large crops twice that amount.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
For COLDS and GRIP

Hicks CAPUpINE Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-cures
liquid effects Immediately iOc. sc. and
&c.. at drug stores-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

good but this is where 1t truly
ITSELF humble the hands of Providence.
in morning the
doorstep
is
Sunday
leaving behind
Toms ponds
to
in
From
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

When a man wants to turn a dis
honest trick he has no trouble in
finding an excuse that will satisfy his
conscience
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup for Children
testhing, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
don. auayspain. cures wind collie. go bottlsL
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Don't dope yourself for every little pain
II only hurts your stomach. Such pain
comes usually from local inflammation. A
little rubbing with Hamlins Wizard Oil
will stop it Immediately.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
For HEADACHE-Hichs, CAPUDuNR

Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's liQuid-pleasant TO take-acts immedi-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
THEY DON'T SPEAK NOW.

Mildred-They say young Higgins
wants to marry every girl he meets
Clotilda-Then why don't you get
some one to introduce you, dear?--
York Dispatch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Chronic dyspepsia results from neglecting
slight attacks of indig estion. Take Painkiller
Perry Davis0 for cramps and indigestion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

DIR. Big ysrs H1clsieber Cordial
Will convince th3 mos. skeptical when It
comes to DURING DiarrAo ga. Dyjsatery,
Children T. ,thlay I. ct ;. IS, Al 50, per bottle
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Some men give; other men am
putate themselves from their money.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

The total area Of the United States
is 3,002.34o square miles; Of Canada,
3.S03,32 square miles.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
REAL ONE COMING BACH

REAL ONE COMING BACK.
Ted-What kind of an auto has
he?
Observation-Disclosures going out
and one-horse-power coming back
Life
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
~ Ice -
BY
Thomas L. Mason

CE handy medium for conveying microbes from
the interior into large cities where the inhabitants can In
duge In them freely.
the winter, when it is not needed to cool the air.
Hudson River is filed with Clipped Ice which disap
pears as as weather gets enough to make
object.
Ice many but its highest mission is in the early
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
DISCOURAGED WOMEN.
A Word of Hope For Despoirinp On

Kidney trouble makes weak, weary.
worn women. Backache. hip pains.
dizziness, headaches, nervousness,
languor, urinary troubles make wom-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
DYSPEPSIA

Having taken your wonderful Casca.
rets' for three months and being entirely
cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia.
l think a word of praise Is due to
'Cascarets' for their wonderful composi.
ton. have taken numerous other So
called remedies but without avail. and
hnd that Cascarets relieve more in a day
than all the others have taken would In
year" lanes McCupe.
los Mercer ST., Jersey City, N. ].
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent, Taste Good.
DO Sood Never Sicken, Weaken or grippe.
loo. Csc, Soc. Never sold In bulk The gen
uine tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed TO
cure or your money back. elo
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Tie Sa M,s:.:..sp, TRAINING SCHOOL

(MethodisO a. Montrose. Jasper county. Miss.
prepares for entrance into college. 254 boys
ana girls last session. Acadt mic. High School.
Business and Pisno courses. in healthful hill
country. Religious culture emphasized. Dis
cipline kind but firm. New two-story brick
building, 300 modern single desks. Board with
furnished room and fuel at $3.50 week. J nj
ton so, half in advance. Other fees totil Sc.
Books at cost. Session opens s. ptember first.
REV. w. A. Belts. Phi. b. (Univ. n. c. Pres
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
~~~9'%.2G
5 Training for Uhat?
BY Cora 5. Day

let things oubursts
$-% anger. when Of firm sefconrol would
have carried him He rather pided
! - Z himself easily
II u reused, climax
day he flew into before real
xx lied It, he had committed crime which by
4*$*$*+$*$+ gin escaped being
His neighbor quiet pleasant fellow whom
everybody liked and
which he
point to be
Tor life
position OF trust OF honor responsibility his scontol
OF spirit amid
ployers
Neither
training then for the positions
truth for had things
Juvena NO becomes villain
that
faults them
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Snow fell in Europe for 40 days ia
1434.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20

Some men excuse profanity on the
ground that it is safety valve on
their temper. But the more they
swear the more the escape valve is
called upon to act.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-08-20
Fame:
BY Ellis O. Jones


be famous necessarily great be great
not necessarily to be famous In the venacuar to be
famous is make hit" The question be decided
by the authorities sefapponted otherwise is whether
the fame is deserved That invariably argument
No fame unanimous.
Fame. therefore, be taken only at it's value
Just as attempt subject it the critical