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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11

t'llSh "tp luitppl 70 VI. ple SulllGiS
belt. Ginige Stunben ipdter 1T Der
@aiiertrdser cine 2eihe.
lImionit neriufte Colonel Batter
Jon, bas blut9ierige Hau6tbier Sll
iiberliiten, bas 800 WenIfen binberte
ibr @erf fort5uieben. Man con-
ltruierte eroSe Sanseiien, @ndts
tpurbeu blotcube Sdafe 9efeiielt. OH
Ben Hanb bes @ebiii6es gebradt, aber
Der 2Dipe perf6r,Gbte Die Sober. Sag
aus, tagein bottle er ii6 iein Spfer
unter Den Irbeitern. Die an Der Strede
beiddftigt ipnren. Nah 5fpei Wpnns
ten iparen nier5is Ieniben Den,
8aubtbier gum Spfer sefaGen. Die
Irbeiter tpeigerten iid. am Elabe 81
blei6er. S6on batten 3~peibnnbert
bon linen einen 3us dufsebalten unb
ben W~Gif)iniiten geatpiinsen, lie aus
Dem gerethe BEG 2oipen 3u bringen.
Sic inbiIhen 8ults berlan9ten lire
Seimienbune. Oas mar Der @e>
neralitreif rnb Yntterion ipar I'M Be-
griff, nm feline Ibberuflins 81 bitten.
Sn elmer 9e5embere 9adat nabm Der
Sberit in einem fleinen 8lod6nus ON,
8onbe bes 2asers Quartier Tim Den
lnit6tbaren Setnb su eriparten. Inn
er fam. sd bDrte bas Brehen bon
Stpeigen. bas Naui1en Der Sdlines
pflanaen in ndditer Ndbe unb ib bate
bds 8efiiM, bab Die Bette mid nm
f~reiite. Sd lab niGts, a6er ih borte
bas @erGuih inn @olbe, balb bier.
balb bort. Hur, fper in dbnliher
Gage mar. fennt bieie berspeiielte
3erpenanipannung, tpenn man etnen
tobtbrinsenben Seinb in ndhiter Ndbe
iuetb, unb i'm bod nt6t ieben fam.
HlobIih mar es mir, als getpdbrte ih
einise Iteter bon min 5fpei blinfenbe
Tunfte nno bann iab ib bunfle iid
b~etpegenbe Sormen. Wdr es cine
5aIlusifation? 1ar es @irflifteit?
-. Sd leate ben @drabiuer an
unb sos ben SriiGer. Gin furhttares
@ebri1 anttportete. gs mar Ser
9otpel Ser 8oben ~sitterte inter BEN
tpilben Spriingen nnb bent beiieren
8riinen, bas 1if) INNER mebr enta
fernte. Sm raben Eager ertonten
Sreubenidreie nnb tpudbien 5u iubefns
Dem Srinmpb. Sic Settle rpnr tobt.
Sic &lgeI mar bnrh bic Iinfe Sdulter
einaeorunaen. Ser 9otpe bate cine
2dnee bon 31a Weter unb sebn Nrs
better tparen notbig, i'm 81 tragen.
Iuf Dem prddtisen Sen Iab man nod
bic @erIebunsen. bte unier gtadeIs
brnbt linn beisebraht bate, ipeml er
Rnhts Die l1ntsdunung burfffli6. +"
Bier Sage fpdter iplirbe a1h Die 60
min. fait an beriel6eu Steuc, erlegt.
Gs mar Elm beiber aampf; crit mad
iehs ar,seIn mid bns 2eben aus
ibrem madtbouen 8orper.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11

Cine Hare sbee, tpie bic Mftien ba
orllnten in 8aibinston lduten. 9ibt
uns elm gerift, ben cine betannte
oeutide Wilfpaufee'r SaeesSeitiine
fiirsli9 brahte. gs 6eibt ba:
gu ipieberbolten Walen baben iid)
lSertreter Ser W2il4paufee'r 8ei6dftss
melt innerbalb Der leeten 1oben pers
iDnli6 babon ~iiber5engt. bnb Tie BON
benz neuen 3oatartf, ipie er our 3eit
IN Wafbirston p9ebraut" fptrb, berS7
lif fpeni9 Su eriparfen baben, lnb baR
es NIT Der Hiidii6t, Die gonereB unb
senat nuf Den 5anbelsitanb inn Nls
gemeinen nebmen, II iebr i9lpad
heiteGt lit.
Die neueiten Nndri6ien aus Der
9unbesbauptitaot in ge5ug auf ole
Hepilion bes Sarifs lauten niht be-
iorbers optimiitii6. SefretGr ISM.
Geo. grnce, Der als 9ele9at ienes
canaoii6 : amerifaniihen Sanbelss
Gongreiies, Der tiirsltd) in Setroit
taete, nit anberen @ertretern Der
nmerifanii6en @einGftsipeIt in 8aibs
inston be5iisli6 Shnifun9 elmer
Sarifs Gomntiiiion nno zines cana
bid : amerifnniihen 3oabertra9es
poriteQie tpllrbe, beridltet iiber Die
Weiiiion bieier delegation ipie folat:
~vlinIere Delegation traf es allsne6z
rienb gliidlif, 1tnterreoungcn nit Ben
brei 9auptperionen in bieien Sragen
5u e%rlansen, ndmli1 nit SpreGer
Cannon, EQUATOR Ilorih uuo 8rGliz
Dent Sat. liner 3ned ipnr, Dem
Senat uno Dem HrdIibenten HeIpluz
tionen 81 u~nterbreiten. IN neneu bic
Shaffuns zines Wsinimal= unb Mea=
rimaltarifs, bic Giniebnns elmer iadl=
peritdnbisen garif : GDmmiiiipn nnS
ein balSiser SanoelSpertras nit Ga
naba bcfiiriuDrtet ,uirb.
DSpreher Cannon iebte ms in eli
ner e%inltiinoi9en Gonferen5 Ieinen
Stanbplnft IN ge3u9 auf cinen 02inis
mall unb Iarimaltarif a%useinanber.
ST meint, baf bic IaDne : MlbridJ=
Sia ben Wtinimai= Iarif reprGienties
rcn follten, nnb bnR Wsarimaliate in
IDlfen Jallem artgenumm iuerben
i%pllten. NO bies bic Grbaltung nniercr
frennbihaftlihen Se5ieBungen su an=
bercm Tatipnem bebinst. ltniere
Delegation befiiruprtete jebDdJ, ban
man beiier bic inn iienen 9arif entbai=
tenen S1be ais Warimal . 3arii an=
iebcn iplte, nnb Sak Der Winimal=
Garii UNI minbcitens 20 Erp5cnt nie=
briger iein iolfe, ais Die in Der
YapnesM orih gia poreeiebeneu 3ole.
+ + =
~Sn Se8ug auf Die S6affung elmer
Sarif Gommiiiion seigt SpreGer Ganz
non ipenie Gntbuliasmus. @r lit mir
Die Seran3iebung bon Sn6peritdnois
gen, lit aber bage9en, oaB oieIelbeu
cine ielbiitdnbige &orperihaft bilben.
perlanst pielmebr. bob bieie gpms
miSiinu nrm WuuhpSShnRomt lruternes
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11

binipole. 9es 5ettelt es alio, gtiIter
Goiter, bann ies tperbe ite idyibr bulb
bore, oeB Seer bod na6 S6umetta
mlibbe. bifobs fpeil Die Ilti bait
tontrdri isl Sic fperb idun plenti
J~fieiens finne, fporum bios Sfuneito
lin 6oQis bes een5ig 8t9tige Is.
Wie otptpe
... q 81 Ga
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11
Gin Jnterpic,p, Sas tiet bIiefei,
I6bt.

Sulltarif nitb bic Hesiermns. - Ser
treter Der Ms~iliuaufee'r Sanbelswelt
in Waibtnstun. - Isle Sprefer
Gannon, Senator Albridj nHb Eri=
iibent Salt iiber bic Sad)e Ssnfem.
- Saft am Gntgesenfummenifen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11
vGeSSy" int tanflcn 2lfrifa.

Hppfepeit's mnb ieines
Spbnes &ermit. = Gr.Erdibent
crlegt bret @iifenf5nise; fem Spbit
brandt brei Sdiife fir ben pierten.
&ilo III Wafien in ben Siiaeln
ppn ,,Ntann Sia".-26iuenplase IN
Uganda. - giersis Wcnid,en In
s,uei Wpnaten serriKen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11
Sfatspkantafien.

Nidt Der g~eringite 9tei5 bes Sfats
ipiels lieef i'll Der meri6Dpf(i6en
SilQc bon 9ombinationen, Die eS 5us
IGbt. p~enn9lei6 lie nod ni9t einnlal
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11

frereen 5errifen. bred)enbe &nofen
fnir'ben: nod ipenigen Stnnben bat
Der Soipc bas 8ein bonn Hlimpfe ges
rilien nnb iGleppt es in. Die SunfeIs
belt. Ginige Stunben ipdter lit Der
@aiertrdeer cine 2eide.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-05-11
0OAAS
Nnhn Il it

$40 3 u IT d, Gsq.
Tota bene. - Wliiter Gpiterl Sd
Zen betm Si6oli iimncr Die Nlti ibre
HropoiiifenS nafgcbenft I'm icin gu
Dem Hilolt getimme, beB es bcim
G6umeifa Si6aIi nod gar nit emol
10 ifle6t iein that. Sic IIti mil MI
enpl mnbpe, alio CO belft mir. IN
naG S6umeifa tbdt SD gan5 germ
gebe. SD iein alio BEEN, I'M ben
Der Nlti geieat. bes Wllbbe in Die
&auntri mar allreit, atptper bes that
Sd ibr sIei6 iaee, nad S6umeifa
ODER mad Solis, DO tbGt Sd nit
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
Life 100000 Years Ago.

Scientists have found in a cave
in Switzerland bones Of men, who
lived 100000 years ago, when life
was in constant danger from wild
beast. Today the danger, as shown
by A. w. Brown of Alexander, Me-,
is largely from deadly disease. IF
it had not been for DR.. Kings New
Discovery, which cured me, l could
not have lived" he writes, suffer
ing as l did fro ma severe lung
trouble and stubborn cough. To
cure Sore Lungs, Colds, obstinate
Coughs and prevent Peneumonla,
its the best medicine on earth. SOC
and $1.0O. Guaranteed by j. u.
Wannamaker Mfg. Co. Trial bottle
free.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores of Orangepurg Readers Are

Scores of Orangepurg Readers Are
Learning the Duty Of the Kidneys.
To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
neys are sick.
Backache and many kidney ills
follow;
Urinary troubles. diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all.
OraDgeburg people endorse our
claim.
j. L. Phillips, Farmer, IS Sellers
Ave-, Orangeburg, S. c., says: "On
several occasions l have used Doan's
Kidney Pills procured from DR.. j.
G. Wannamaker's drug store and
they have always given entire satis-
faction"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
A Religious Authors Statement.

For several years was afflicted
with kidney trouble and last winter
was suddenly stricken with Sc
we're pain in my kidneys and was
confined to bed eight days unable 10
get up without assistance. My urine
contained a thick white sediment
and ! passed same frequently day
and night commenced taking
Fcley's Kidney Remedy, and the
pain gradually abated and finally
ceased and my urine became normal
cheerfully recommend Foley's Kid
ney Remedy. Lowman Drug Co., A.
G.. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pill:
are uneQualed in cases OF weak back,
hack ache, Inflammation Of the blad-
der, rheumatism pains, and all
urinary disorders. They are antiseh-
tic and act promptly. Every case of
kidney or bladder trouble should he
attended to at once, and the aches
in the back, rheumatic pains, uri-
nary disorders, ETC., are warning
signs. Don't delay, for delays ar"
dangerous. Get DeWitt's Kidney
and Bladder Pills. Regular siz@
soc. Sold by A.C. Dukes, NJ. D,
and A. C. Doyle & Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
Sees Mother Grow Young.

1T would be hard to overstate the
wonderful change in my mother
since she began to use Electric Bit
terS," writes Mrs. w. l.. Gilpatricli
of Danforth, Me. Although past
20 she seems really to be growing
young again. She suffered untold
misery from dyspepsia for 90 years.
At last she could .,either eat drink
nor sleep. Doctors gave her up and
all remedies failed till Electric Bit
ters worked such wonderful wonders
for her health" They invigorate all
vital organs, cure Liver and Kidney
troubles, induce sleep, impart
strength and appetite. Only SOC at
J. G. Wannamaker Mfg. Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
The Judge Uses Forcible Language.

Judge W. B. Simmons Of Fincas-
tie, Va, told the reporter that L. &
M. Paint was usued on his residence
in 1882, and Leld its color we'll for
21 years; he furthermore said that 5
years ago he was induced to use
another paint and Is sorry he did,
because the other paint didn't make
good. The Judge will now always use
l.. & NJ. because he knows If any de-
feet exists in L. &; NJ. Paint, the
house will be repainted for nothing.
The L. &. M. Zinc hardens the L..
& M. White Lead and makes L. C M.
Paint wear like iron for 10 to Is
years.
Actual cost of L. & M. about S1.2O
per gallon. Donations Of L. C. M.
made to churches. Sold by j. G..
Wannamaker MFG. Co. Orangeburg.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
Tortured on a Horse.

"For ten years l couldn't ride 4
horse without being in torture from
piles" writes L. S. Napier, of Rug
less, KY, when all doctors and 9TH
er remedies failed, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve cured me-" Infal!ible for
Piles. Burns, Scalds, Cuts, Boiles
Fever-Sores, Eczema, Salt Rheum
Corns. Csc. Guaranteed by j. G..
Wannamaker Mfg. Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
A Nicht Riders Raid.

The worst night riders are calo-
mel, croton oil or aloes pills. They
raid your bed to rob you OF rest
Not SO with DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. They never distress or incon-
venience the system, curing Colds
Headache, Constipation, Malaria,
Csc at ]. G. Wannamaker Mfg. Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
Simple Remedy for La Grippe.

Racking la grippe cough that may
develop into pneumonia over nig1f
are quietly cured by FOley's Honey
and Tar. The sore and infamed lungs
are healed and strengthened. Take
only Foley's Honey and Tar in the
yellw package Luwman Drug Co.,
A. C.. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
You would nct delay taking Fo

You would nor delay taking Fol
ey's Kidney Remedy at III" first
sign of kidney or bladder trouble Ii
you realized that neglect might re-
suit in T'right's disease or diabetes
Toley's Kidney Kennedy cor"%2ts ir-
egul,rities and cares all kiln. Y ID
bladder disorders. Lownlan Drug
Co., A. C. Dhfes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

If you will take Foley's Orino Lax
ative until the bowels become regu-
lar you will not have to take purga-
tivcs constantly, as Foleys Orin0
and Lxatiya positively cures chron-
ic constipation ard sluggish liver.
Pleasant to take. LoWman Drug Co.,
4. c. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup not
only heals irritation and allays in
flammation, thereby stopping the
cough, but it moves the bowels gent
" and in that way drives the COLI
from the system. Contains no OPT
ates. 1t is pleasant to take, ami
children especially like the taste, 50
nearly like maple sugar. Sold by
A. C. Dukes, NJ. D., and a. c. Doyl"
G Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

A rumor is current in Washing
ton to the effect that David c. Ow-
ems, postmaster Of Milwaukee, Is
likely to be appointed first assistah.
postmaster-general, under Frank II.
Hitchcock. Mr.. Owen and MI
Hitchcock are intimate friends.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

There ia no case on record of Il
cou?h, cold or la grippe developing
into pneumonia after Foisy's Honey
and Tar has been taken, as it cures
the most obstinate deep seated
coughs and colds. Why take any
thing else. LowmGn Drug Co., a.
c.. Dukes.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

Pleasant, sure, easy, safe little liver
ills, are DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers. They are easy to take and act
gently. We sell and recommend
them. For sale by A. c. Dukes, NJ.
D., and A. G. Doyle & Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

Experiments in California with
electric induction furnaces prove
that only one-third as much coke is
required to smelt iron as with a blast
furnace.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23
Many little lives have been saved

Many little lives have been saved
bv Foley's Honey and Tar. for
coughs. colds, groups and who"D!n2
cough. 1t is the only safe rrr:rGy
for infants and children as 1t con-
1ains no opiatss or other "a"chtc
drugs. md childicn like Folcy's Hon
cv ard Tar. Careful motl!'r> keep
= bottl g in the house. Re-
fuse substitutes. LOWM"n Drug
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

"HaG dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and when did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me. u. II.
Walker. Sunbury. Ohio.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

In once famouns tea district of
India the cultivation of rubber had
driven the production of the former
to second place, nearly 1900 acres
being devoted to rubber plantations.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

The largest electric advertising
sign in the world is at Jersey City,
y. j. 1t is 200 by so feet, with le:-
ters 20 feet high, and uses 5000 in
candescent lamps.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

The moving picture business has
been gobbled up by a trust and You
may look for raise in the prlc1
of admission as soon as they get
matters fixed up.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

Never say die! Try L. L. L.
Buy Lowman's Liver Ltfters.
Take Lowman's Liver Lifters.
Use Lowman's Liver Llfters.
Try Lowman's Liver L1fters.
Harris Lithia Water. For ealo
Lowman & LoWman.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

One of the habits a man acquires
by being married is lying 10 his
friends downtown ABOUT all the good
things his wife gives him TO eat at
home so that lie can't stand the ones
in tho extensive restaurant any more.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

And it sometimes happens that
one can judge by appearance. Many
woman seems strait-laced because
she is laced that way.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

It may be possible for a man to
write sensible love letter, but he
never does.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

You can tell by the way a girl
gets off a street car what she thinks
of her ankles.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

When a self-made man makes a
fool of himself he robs some woman
Of the job.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

The most attractive thing about
a girl who skates is when you are
putting them on for her.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

A woman's ideal of a good figure
depends on whether it's her or
somebody else's.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

Time isn't always money to the
man who does a credit business.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

It's enough to make woman
frown if her husband smiles too
often.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-01-23

It doesn't take very bright wo-
man to dazzle the average man.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-07-08
Dbe Jeffersontan

Charles Francis Adams has been railroad
president, railroad commissioner, member OF
the Board of Overseers of Harvard, and is
we'll known as publicist. Some years ago,
Mr.. Adams went to Africa to study the negro
race Just as Sir Samuel Baker did. What
he saw was amply sufficient to cause him,
upon his return to America, to take the
Southern side Of the race question:, ust as
Sir Samuel Baker did
The color of the Negroes skin has nothing
to do with the case. We oppose Social
Equality for the reason that the negro Is
q zoacer order of man, He belongs to race
that has never been able, of itself, to evolve
the slightest improvement of its natural con-
ditions. Under compulsion and restraint, he
can, to a certain extent, initiate higher races.
The moment the restraint is removed, the
negro begins to return to his native inferiority
and saVagery.
In the Catacombs of Egypt were found
mummies which had been there thousands of
years. The distinct types of men were as
sharply marked then, as now. The original
whites who made the glory and grandeur of
ancient Egypt as we'll as the Nubians, Sem
ties, and negroes, were all represented in the
mummies. and the head of the 6zach man,
aoith its h0pezesszy inferior braim-cavity, aoas
precisely the same IN that remote past that 1t
Is t0day.
How can Socialism make equal those whom
God has made unequal? And how can white
home-loving monogamists embrace the creed
of Socialism, when it breaches and practices
Free Love, when it means the abolition of the
Home, and when it advocates Social Equality?
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-07-08

Continuing his discourse, the Reverend
Doctor Aked unctuously said
If there others of Gods children who are
better off than are, why, it is all in the fam
lily, and let rejoice with those who rejoice.
The Goods children" referred to by the
Rockefeller pastor are the Standard Oil
thieves, the Sugar Trust rascals, the Steel
Trust infants, the Tobacco Trust pets, and
similar aggregations Of greedy and lawless
scoundrelism.
If the robbers get away with billions of dol
lars that other people produced, and the mil
lions of producers are thereby plunged into
poverty, let the victims bear in mind that cit
is all in the family" When the Dukes and
Harrimans and Rockefellers rejoice, let the
plundered people rejoice likewise. By doing
SO, they become partners with the robbers and
get more unadulterated delight out of the
situation than even the robber can expect.
HIS pleasure in despoiling us cannot be nearly
so pure as our ecstacy at being relieved of our
burdensome and transitory wealth.
At least, that seems to be the idea of the
Rev. G. E. Aked, d. D.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-07-08
Rockefeller Philosophy

If a poor man would just be reasonable, he
might always command happiness. The
recipes for self made bliss are almost as nu-
merous as cookbook dinners.
Apparently, millionaire like Rockefeller
thinks he has earned universal praise when
he hands out a new prescri ption telling fell
low creature, who has not got anything but
an unsatisfied and growing appetite, how to
enjoy himself. IF Pious John does not him
self tell the poor man how to reap felicity on
nothing year, Pious Johns pastor does,-
and that is pretty nearly the same thing.
One of Pious Johns pulpit funkies is a
precious chap named Aked. When you write
to him, address him as "Rev. G. F. Aked, D.
d." Titles make letters travel faster and
taste better after they get there.
Preaching away at some helpless pew-pas-
Ssengers recentl y, the following recipe for
homemade rapture was communicated to the
world by the Rev. G. F. Aked, D. D.:
If you are not wealthy yourself, be glad that
someone else is and you will be astonished at the
happiness that will result to yourself
In other words, if you happen to be out of
work, and have no bread in the house, and
don't know how on earth you are to drive off
the wolf OF starvation from your loved ones,
Just let your mind contemplate tie vast
amount of loot that such grand old rascal as
Pious John has robbed you and others of,
land you will be astonished at the happiness
that will result to yourself"
1t is we'll known fact that hungry man
enjoys seeing others eat, especially if they
are inside warm, brightly lighted room
while he, poor devil, stands on the sidewalk
outside, whipped by wind and pelted by sleet.
Upon the same principle, the millions of toll
crs who own no homes and never nave a
weeks rations ahead, may find existence a
heavenly thing, if they will Just get
their thoughts off their own squaIid condi-
tions and lift their eyes to the upper world
where the robbers reign in splendor, robbers
like Carnegie, Morgan, Rockefeller, Harri-
man, Ryan, Vanderbilt, Gould, Duke, &C., &c.