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The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
BY YE LOCAL SCRIBE.

d. J. Kaufman IS New Yo-king.
has Ralph Lee siectioneered yOu
yet?
Rise IN price q seats o. the stock
exchange IS imminent
Sirmund Ksun eontemplates Wis
iting Baltimore tomorrow
One-man rule. carbon mcnoxide
gas. Whew. Open TIE windowy
It seems % be s neck-and-neck
race for the Chamber q Commerce
gaTel.
Good morning. George W Waite.
II It's 50. vel conGEtuIa-e you u
OuT next.
Clarence Nounent and Milton z.
Allies are eclipsing all records as
fund-raiseTs.
To the Washington Iaundries; ]
Hampton Mooreu set you II yoc
don't watch cut.
Coed luck 10 the auditorium
project! Charles c. Glover says i
IS bound TO succeed
Flesh is becoming 70 Griffin Hal
stead. He Is really az handsome
as his brother Albert
William Loeb. =. has yet 70
qualify as director Of the Washing
ton Chamber OF Commerce.
Harry Hall. having set the leg
islative snd senatorial halls rolling
al Harrisburg. is again IN our
midst
Il seems 10 be I'd 10 the District
to account for any mismeasure-
ments that may have ocCued under
that paving contract.
Charin Brown has rendered a Dis
seutiug opinion on the james Bron-
son Reynolds scheme q government
for this fair Capital Sound iudg-
meDt,
Gus KsrgeE declares that The men
who have 10 talk baseball 70 III
gaps IN the conversation Eive aEay
the fact that they are bankrupt Of
ideas
Il Is not true thar George Howard
said that Col. Frank Denny was The
I John Wesley Gaines q the Chew
Chase Club. Col Frank is an ora
tor, however.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
BALLAD OF BEDLoE BEY.

The ballad Of Bedloe Bey was Wit
By an Arab princess years agc.
There where the lotus blossoms
blow.
And ye cannot expunge a word Of II
For the record VIII stand till Jadg-
ment Day
How the maid Of the Nile would
be his wife.
And she SPENT the rest Of her
dreary lfe
Writing the ballad Of Be6loe Beg.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
POLITICAL NOTE.

Il is reported on good authority
that Mr.. James P. Honaday. Wash
inFton correspondent Of the Indian
spolis News. was offered the impor-
tart post Of Consul 20 Zanzibar. but
that his chief. Alr. Delsvan Smith
advised him not TO accept.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
A Busy Executive.

From the Boston Herald.
Evidently Democratic Gov-elect Har-
mon. Of Ohio. is a man OF COmpTe-
hensive activities. Governing one Of the
greatest States in the Union. acting as
receiver Of a railroad. and continuing
his regular course Of lectures in a law
school are coincident tasks that DO not
appaI him
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

An eminent English authority insists
that Robin Hood was no myth. OF course
he vas not. Who would dare declare
in these supervirtuous times that so con-
spicuous an example Of the undesirable
citizen was anything less than the real
goods?
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
COOKING NOTE-

From louis Garthe VIC have
learned the important fact that the
uroucr way 20 mix terTapin with
sherry when II Is 70 be served IN a
chafnz dish Is &c drink the sherry
AMI throw away the terapin-
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

A contemporary complains that it cost
our feet SISo.000 20 get through the Suez
Canal Perhaps; but as II would have
cost ten times that amount 20 carry il
around the lower end of Africa, we do
not see where The kick comes in.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Girl Friends.

so that is your best friend?'
THE very dearest friend 1 have
And how long have you known herr
Nearly week"
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
COMMERCIAL NEWS.

Our friend William 2. GUIDE has
the backing Of the AnzcoStia Golf
Club IN his race FOR president Of the
Chamber Of Commerce Even with
this awful handicap il Is thought ne
win have difficulty IN losing.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Two Routes.

"A man nay be a success without go
ing 10 college"
That's right Some OF our best ball
players have graduated from the back
lots
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Where Ii GHtesf

Fen the New YORK Counmercial
John ". Gates thinks square IN the
middle about the right place 10 cut the
steel and iron tariff rates. which raises
the important question: Is Mr.. Gates on
the outside lookin in or in the inside
lookiu' Out2
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Parties who object TO battle ships being
chrstened with champagne should ar
range 10 have them launched In Mobile.
The citizens Of that town would arise
soIidly TO protest against the waste Of
good wine in any such fashion.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
On Errand of Mercy.

From the Chicago Post,
Robley Evans said that the feet was
ready for fight or frolic-" AT Mes
sina il viii play its share in work far
nobler and far more wonderful than
either.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
A GREAT HONOR.

TIE Hon. james Cecil H0oe vas
recently rendered the nomiSatiOn for
MAYOR Of Snicze-s Gap. Va. The
honor was preferred hy Mr.. RsstGs
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Judging from the number Of times such
words as "hypocrites. traitors rene
gades." and the Ike appear nowadays
in the esteemed Nashville American. we
Opine the jig is about up with the local
o1tiorists in Tennessee.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
A BANKER IN EMBRYO.

Charles F. wallraT is qualifying
as q banker. IL he only hustles as
hard fcr deposits as he has hustled
for real estate lie Hil be 3 valuable
asset to the Institution that gets
hin.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
QUESTION AND ANSWER.

StRnu0us-Why do We lead sucn
strenuous lives in this country An
sEer-Becsuse a nan who retires
from business here before he lies
i always in the way.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Cork viii not rise from under twenty
feet Of water" says the Houston Post.
This is somewhat disconcerting TO soma
Of Grand Old Texas monumental fish
liars. We imagine.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Work for the Marines.

From the New YORK Press.
It is rumored that 4 dury has been dis
covered for the marines wno have been
sent sshore-to police the wstered cor
porations.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Can morality he legislated into peo-
ple?" asks the Memphis Commercially
peal We believe not. though it is con-
sidered good politics to affect to believe
otherwise at times, it seems.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

After March next it Is probable this
country viii not feel quite so much like
an 'E" fiddle string. keyed up 20 the
busting point. anyway.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Birmingham Ags-Herald. Yes; but We
fear he generally lands on particularly
soft spot. and is usually soon up and
away again.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Some day somebody is going 10 be
autornobuized in this country by a car
admittedly exceeding the speed limit That
is going to make somebody else mighty
mad. tooi
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

The great state of Georgia appears to
have discovered that while 1t could drive
Savannah 10 the water wagon. il cannot
make II climb aboard.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

a. Uncle Sam Is the champion weather
prophet" says the Charlotte Observer.
Oh. come. now; Uncle sam" is all right.
Why hand him lemons?
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Is it not interesting how soon the -eX-
tinguished- Mr.. Cannon. Of the good old
summer tine, becomes the distinguish
ed Mr.. Cannon after Congress meets?
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Those who doubt that "the Lord tenn
pers the wind 10 the shorn lamb should
take cognizancs OF the fact that Boni &c
Castellane didn't get those children.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Very few Congressman favor the reten-
ton Of the duty on art. it is said. There
are very few artists. we suspect among
the average Congressman's constituents.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Mr.. Cleveland used 10 complain Of hav-
ing Congress on his hands During
the Roosevelt regime, Congress has spent
most OF its time ION its ear
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
CAPITOL GOSSIP.

Frank Boyd Gary was elected to the
United states Senate 10 I'll the unexpired
term OF Hon. A. c Latimer. who died
while the State legislature Of South
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Why II Grows-

From the Mex YORK Nail
There are no dues in the Ananias Club.
at any rate And no disagreement among
the membership committee
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

The average man is generally willing TO
take credit for everything he can-from
a pound Of sausage 10 killing bear with
q pocketknife
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

-'RooSevelt's messages are written for
posterity." says Walter Wellman- So far
as Congress Is concerned, We imagine
posterity Is more than welcome 70 them.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

a New York artist Is advertising for
q perfect man." says the Allentown
Call. Jacob RHs. please write.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

People who wondered what Beach
Hargis would do if released on baif'
have been strenuously informed, If not
satisfied.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Any real tariff reformer who refuses 10
read Mr.. Csrnegie's forthcoming book is
no gentleman
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
WASHINGTON CHAT.
Rr THE SPECTATOR

A very important matter has been set
tied to the satisfaction Of society at the
Capital, the Identity Of the next Secre-
tary Of State-beeause his consort viii be
a real leader in social affairs Mrs Ham
ilton Fish. whose husband was President
Grants Secretary Of State. was one Of
the first women TO assume the leadership
OF the fashionable world. and to her all
the credit for the social success OF the
Grant regime is due. There never has
been a more interesting woman in the
official family OF the President than was
the wife Of Grants premier. who was
as admirably equipped for her post as
though she had taken special instruc-
ton FOR Il, and stories are stu told Of
her social finesse and her SAVIOR fare
Apropos of Mr. Tafts Cabinet appoint
ments. gossip still insists that John Hays
Hammond viii come in for one OF the
portfolios This South African raider is
very ambitious politically. and since he
could not manage 20 be named for the
second place on the ticket, he is willing
10 accept a position in the Presidents
official family Meantime ne is making
plans for a palace, which is shortly 70
be built here Three years ago he bought
a large tract Of land on the corner Of
TUenty-fOUTIh and streets. with space
enough 10 erect a handsome mansion in
the midst OF an ambitious park. The out
: look from this property is superb. Il IS
part Of the old Kalorsma estate
which al one time belonged 10 Decatur
and the view from its heights embraces
! Arlington and ali that is most interest
: ing on the Potomac Those on the inside
affirm that Mr.. HammOnd's sole ambi-
I ton now is TO entertain, a duty for which
I he IS eun!nentIy fitted, for although his
/ lie has been rather a strenuous one. both
when he Was in the employ OF Cecil
{ Rhodes. and since ne mas been with the
+GUgge nheim family. Mr. Hammond has
taken time 10 cultivate himself and e
/ Keep in touch with the world II fate
should decide 10 bestow upon him a Cab
/ met position there would be more lavish
/ entertaining than has been seen n on
t cial circles for many administrations
Mr.. Hammond is one Of the weslthies
men in the country, his income. which hs
spends with lavish hand. being MANI
times as large as that allotted 70 th'
/ President. Mrs. Hammond is q woman
Of grace and tact. and has had a wid'
/ experience socially. She was born a Mis-
Harris. Of Mississippi. and has all til
interesting qualities which charaCteTiz
the Southern women
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Widdedfs-
hsUPEh
TWO CENTS
The PHILOSOPHY OF
FIFTEENTH STREET

A fellow doesn't have 10 have q
jury tEial 20 ind out whether hts
conscience Is guilty.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
They Do.

Admit. ye merry gentlemen,
The truth OF what l say.
The bills that follow ChTistmastide
Considerably dismay-
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

You know betting nav Be a
eTil. but L often settles ar arEl-
ment-by shutting the other fellow
up.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Thou shalt not sleigh II is not
so written.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

It's - much easier 20 drit down
stream than 20 pun against the cur-
rent. ard you can get so much far
thCr, IOC-
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

who paves his way with hattery IS apt
10 slip up soon," says Paul Cock In the
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

july tElal - md out whether DIS
conscience Is guilty.
You know betting nav Be a
eTil. tut L often settles ar arE1-
Dent-by shutting the other fellow
up.
It's - much easier % drift down
stream than 20 pun against the cur-
rent. ard you can get SO much far
thcr. TCC-
Leigh Hunt SAYS tat II a usu is
sti-Ey he ought % be kicked, Il he
Is poor he might as vel - killed
night awaE.
Chester Kerr had the nightmare
TIE other night and he sot ND and
sent Of a wi~s q his brother Di0c-
asking him 20 Tids IL fo- him
Ecunomy." SAYS CiocTp is Of
itseif a great reTcHue. Maybe
the gas company was prompted 20
Manufacture water Fss after readinE
Cicgro.
Liars are the cause Of al the
sins ard crimes IN the world -
Epictstus. And they keep the
President busy writing messages 70
Congress.
Dave Barry tells ne thst there
I 5 10 sense IN cUnfcssnE yOgr
I faults. No one else viii confess
his. and It makes you look IKE
IN awful bOundeT.
I was gong 70 send out alusnacs
20 al my friends a. New Years
souvenirs. bit found they were
ell either fIled With queer diseases
OF last years jokes
!. 4 pen-Wieider's Success. sam
Blythe tells ne. can be MEASURED
/ bv the number Of bricks thrown at
I him I've been ducSirg and d0dg-
/ ing ever since the last issue q The
Stick. Evidently I succeeded
Clarence Moore asks ne 20 prnt
this. though he does not claim the
authorship:
Define the limit e'er yOu dare to
To s curb the ssOrt Of til, prosperous
nan
Language. writes Aristidss. Is
| 70 tbs mind what beauty Is 70 the
BODY" Maurice Splsin says that
| no nan who ever listened 20 the
| sreechcs IN the House or heard
/ the language Of a Presidential
| ssurnpiug tour VII agree with
Aristides
/ Nv patron amt. Justin. 0ucs %
! ser7ed: b Examining the tongue
/ Of q patieut. physicians ind Cut
TIE disease Of the body and Phil
| csophsrs Of the mind" How would
/ you Ike 70 be physician OF phil
/ Oscpher 10 BIZ Hart since DIT.
/ wney's carbon mcn0xide gas report
cane out? v. B. d.
n Nh. u.--s, - ,-c--~--
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Co0ney and Mr.. LACE Moots. prom
inent colored politicians. whose pc
tu7cs We are Glad 10 print.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
FASHION NOTE.

Ting" Hume has sold his auto
mobile 90 II. P. Mercedes. md Is
now using an oid-fashioned oue-hoss
shay. IN which De drives around 70
distribute tainted money.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

leigh Hunt SAYS tat II a usu is
stirEy he ought % be kicked; Il he
Is poor he might as vel - killed
night AVA.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Chester Kerr had the nightmare
TIE other night and he got ND and
sent Of a virs u his brother Dloc-
asking him 20 Tids l. fo- him
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

EcunOmy." SAYS CiocTO. is q
itseif great revenue. Maybe
the gas company vas PROMPTED 20
manufacture water Ess after readI1E
Cicero.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Investing in Art.

What did you pay for that picture?'
Two hundred dollars" answered Pa
Nuritch And the dealer guaranteed
that the frame alone was worth that"
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
The Kind Id III.

There is some talk to the effect that
the duke will marry In this country.
Whose money seems to be talking the
loudest?''
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
THE LITTLE BROTHEF

Unto our shame
The New Year came
Into a wardrobe far from fine.
Upon the shelf
To clOthe itself
A murder suit finds 1903.
The bright New Year
Has cause, / fear,
To view its heritage with froWns.
Il isn't fair
To make Il wear
The seedy Old Years hand-me-downs
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Read BinsTins Bus'e sO-mnrro~.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

II the society people OF Washington
had a voice in the matter they would
surely vote 90 retain the NeWberrys-
Mrs. Newberry is admirably equipped for
the social duties OF a Cabinet position
She IS beautiful. with beauty % the
soul as well as the body. gracious. ami
able. and tactful One forgets the Navy
Department in the charming environment
in which its Secretary and his coasort
I've. Their home is in Sixteenth street
nesr. Scott Circle-the house built by the
late Senator Pendleton. Of Ohio. who &C
cupied Il when he represented the Buck
eye State in Congress, and who leased IT
10 William c. Endicott. the Secretary Of
War in Cieveland's administration. when
he was accredited 70 the German court.
II was in this house that Mary Endicott
became the wife Of Joseph Chamberlain,
his third wife, by the wsy-whO was at
that tine Great Britain's secretary OF
state for the colonies. The house IS an
excellent example Of the style Of arch
lecture in vogue a quarter Of q century
back. not too far away from modern
standards, and the Newberrys have
furnished Il in charming style. the chief
/ ornament Of the drawing-ToOm suite be
| ing a clever portrait OF Mrs. Newberry
| done by an English artist. Barry by
name. who pitches his tent az the Capital
now and then. where he has painted a
number OF the celebrities. and. while he
/ IS not in the foremost rank OF portrait
makers. he has done some fairly credit
/ able work. OF which Mrs. NewberTy' 5
/ portrait is the chef d'oeUvTe-
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Everybody thought Truman NewberTy
would continue as Secretary Of the Navy
under President Taft. but il seems Mr.
RoOsevelts successor has other plans.
The Wolverine as Assistant Secretary Of
the Navy undoubtedly made good"
Popular he IS. without question. and
there is little doubt that he has the
knowledge. ability. and force 10 reorgan-
ize the department on the lines that have
already been laid out Everybody seems
% think that the administration OF the
Navy Department needs the use OF a good
and very efficient broom. and II Mr.. Taft
has found that broom IN Col Thomp-
son. OF New York, he and the country
are 70 be congratulated The New
Yorker does not belong 70 the younger
school Of politicians. since he has already
turned his sixtieth milestone and gradu-
ated nearly forty years ssO from tpe
Naval Academy. which was only an IL
cident in his career. as he resigned soon
after being made a master, rank that
was abolished some time since Subse-
ouent 10 his experience in Annapolis Mr..
I Thomson was graduated from both the
/ academic and law departments o. har-
ward. and practiced his profession at the
Hub for a period, but in later years has
resided IN New York He Is a man OF
great wealth. Of wide culture. interested
+ in All that concerns the navy. and the
! donor Of the famous Thompson Cup.
which IS awarded 10 the victor in the
football games between Annapolis and
I West Point
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09
Came True.

once it was predicted that he would
go far
80 he viii. for a drink"
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Read Bingrine Bugle tO-norou.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

One-man rule. carbon mcnoxidi
gas. WheH! Open tie window.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

d. J. Kaufman IS New Yo-king.
Has Ralph Lee eiectioneered y0u
yet?
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Liars are the cause o. al the
sins ard crimes IN the world -
Epictetus. And they keep the
President busy writing messages 70
Congress.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

To the Washington laundries: J.
Hampton Mooreu set you II yo-
don't watch cut.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Flesh is becoming 70 Griffin Hal
stead. He Is really ss handsone
as his brother Albert
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Good luck 10 the auditorium
project! Charles c. Glover says i
IS bound 70 succeed.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

S;gmund Ksun contemplstes vis
ting Baltimore tomorrow
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Clarence NOrment and Milton z.
Allies are eClipsing all records as
fund-raisers.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Good morning. George ". Waite.
II It's 50. vel conErgtulate you ID
OuT neIr.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

William Loeb. =. has yet 20
qualify as director Of the Washing
ton Chamber OF Commerce.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Il seems % be s neck-and-neck
race for the Chamber q Commerce
gaTel.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Rise in price q seats o. the stock
exchange IS imminent
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Language. writes Aristidss, Is
10 tbs mind what beauty Is 70 the
BODY" Maurice Splsin says that
no nan who ever listened 20 the
sreeches IN the House or heard
the language Of a Presidential
stumpiug tour VII agree Vith
Aristides.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Harry Hall. having set the leg
islative sDd senatorial halls rolling
at Harrisburg. is again n our
midst
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Dave Barry tells ne thst there
Is 10 sense IN c0nfessing yOgr
faults. No one else viii confess
his. and It makes you look Ike
an awful bOundeT.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Il seems 10 be I'd 70 the District
TO account for any miSmeasure
ments that may have occurred under
that paving contract.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Il is not true thar George Howard
said that Col Frank Denny vas the
John Wesley Gaines q the Chevy
Chase Club. Col Frank is an ora
tor, however.
The Washington herald., 1909-01-09

Gus Karger declares that The men
who have 70 talk baseball 70 I'll
gaps IN the conversation Eive away
the fact that they are bankrupt Of
ideas.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior. United
States Land Office at Pueblo. Col.
orado, November q, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that Sarah
Ellen Booker, OF la Junta. Colo. who
on January 10. 1906. made Desert
Land Entry No. 7l3. serial No. 07Os5.
for north half southeast quarter. sec.
ton %. township "a south. range So
west 9Th principal meridian. has filed
notice OF intention to make final
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described. before clerk OF the
District Court. al La Junta. Colo. on
the 18th day Of January, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: Chas
V. Porterfield, James ". Porterfield,
Jasper " Woodland. Benjamin +.
Nixon. all OF La Junta. Colo.
S. 4. ABBEY.
Register
First Insertion December 4. 1909
Last Insertion January S. 1910.
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Orchard Heater Demonstration.

Robert Henry, OF Pueblo, former
ranchman OF this section, viii be in
La Junta on December lith for the
purpose OF giving demonstration
with his orchard heating device. and
also of the national frost or tempera-
ture alarm for which he is the state
agent
The orchard heater is a coal burner
and is one OF the latest inventions In
this line, as Is also the frost alarm.
Every one that is Interested In the
problem OF improving conditions in
the Arkansas Valley and making It
equal to any in the state as a fruit
growing section is invited to attend
these demonstrations
Mr. Henry will also give demon
strations at Rocky Ford on Decem-
Der 18th. Manzanola December 10Th
and Fowler December l7th
La Junta tribune., 1909-12-11
Notice for Publication.

Department OF the Interior. United
States Land Office at Pueblo, Col.
orado. November 20. 1903
Notice is hereby given that WI.
liam II. Green. OF Yelser. Colorado.
who. on May 81. 1905. made home
stead entry No. 1879. serial No. 0ssls.
for lot J.. southeast quarter northeas,
quarter section s: southwest quarter
northwest quarter. northwest quarter
southwest quarter. section I. town.
ship 30 south. range 80 west 9Th prin.
oipal meridian. has filed notice OF In.
tcntion TO make final Communication
proof. to establish claim to the land
above described. before clerk OF Dis.
uict Court at Trinidad. Colorado. on
the 5,h day OF January. 1910.
Claimant names A. witnesses: John
Allen. OF Ludlow. Colorado: Plato Bal
low. OF Yciser. Colo: George Green.
of LUDLOW. Colo: Joe Mulberry. OF
Yclser. Colo.
s. A. ABBEY.
Register.
First insertion November e. 1903.
Last insertion January !. 1910.