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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
MAEArlANn-

RED MOUND. June Is Just enough
rain to keep the crops growing nicely
... Farmers are setting tobacco plants
again Mr. Board, our buttermaker.
and all OF the bag nd little boys are
hugely enjoying his fine new automo-
bile. Yesterday we We're again edited
by an able sermon from our new minis
ter, Rev. Mr.. James, who preached also
to US on the preceding Sunday. He is
very highly qualified, fresh from col
lege in Chicago, and full of the spirit,
and should draw larger audience
AS it rained last week we had a church
social on two evenings at MIR. Shaner s,
but don't let anyone think that all we
have to do to pay our minister is just
to go to a social aid eat ten cent dish
of ice cream once in few weeks, al.
though the socials are quite help in
deed Thu social was patronized by Il
. large gathering, was success finar
cially and all had a grand time Lad
les Aid met at Mrs Nellie Crowther' q
one day lately Miss Alma Gauper, a
daughter Of Ole Gauper, has returned
from Minnesota where she has been
teaching school the past year Law
renee Wakefield was surprised on his
birthday last Saturday evening by a
merry party of young friends Miss
Hook of Viroqua was also present az
she is visiting at the Wakefield home
Lawrence Wakefield finished his second
year and Russell Miller his first year at
the teachers training school at Viroqua
and, both returned to their respective
homes u week ago Mrs. Thayer of
Retreat is visiting at her daughter 3.
Mrs. L. f. Miller Mrs. Lisla Stoda
was taken quite i'll while visiting at
Robert divers last Thursday, but ow-
ing to Mr. divers skiIlful nursing she
is well again without the assistance Of
a physician Nels Cole is digging a
cstern for Warren Smith.
Coon VIII
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
Ready Enr In. Enurth.

Blow the fife and beat the drums,
The nations glorious birthday comes.
Land Of the brave. home OF the free.
Won't We eelebrate? Hully gsel
We've been ready a week or more.
Mothers laid in a double store
Arnica, bandages. oil and lotions
Plaster and Fills and soothing potions.
Everywhere that a fellow turns
He trips on something that's good for
burns
Mother says with pride that we
Are the readiest patriots you could see.
Fathers bought crutches and wooden legs.
Some OF his children must lose their psgs.
But legs are tTLies. says dad says he.
When lost IN the cause Of liberty.
And as for a finger. ear or eye.
They're nothing al all on tbs Fourth OF
July.
Cranddad Is ready. too. you bet.
With everything that us wise TO get
Double InsErance-our house ia wood
A cute little monument all TO the good
To place Ger the on whose happy lot
May lead TO rest in our burial plot
He's old, Is granddad. bat never says die.
Except. OF course. on the Fourth Of July
Blow the FIFE and bang the drum.
light the fuse and let er come,
New Xxx American.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

c. B. Kluger, the Jeweler, 1860 Vir-
ginia, Ave, indianapolis, Ind, writes:
4 was so weak from kidney trouble
that | could hardly walk a hundred
feet. Fouribottles of Foley's Kidney
Refnedy cleared my complexion, cured
my backaehe and the Irregularities dis
appeared, and | can now attend to bust
ness every day, and recommend Foley S
Kidney Remedy to all sufferers, as II
cured me after the doctors had failed. -
Foiey's Kidney Remedy will cure any
case of kidney or bladder disease that
is not beyond the REACH Of medicine. A.
J. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
First publication June %. 1909 5.
nn.AIa 4 III. At.Alrr IL,

Notice of application for letters of administration
N3ERNoN COUNTY COURT-IN PROBATE.
State Of Wisconsin County OF Vernon SIS
IN the matter Of the estate of Chas. II. Jacobs
deceased.
On this 2lst day of June. A. d. 19O9.upon reading
ard filing the petition Of A.fEJ Jacobs. stating
that Chas. H. Jacobs, Of the county of Vernon.
died interstate about the 18th day Of June
1909. and praying that a suitable person be APP
pointed administrator of the estate of said de-
ceased.
1t is ordered that said application be heard be
fore me. at the probate office in Virodua Wiscon-
sin, on the 9rd day of August, A. D. 1909 at 10
O'Clock a. m. l'F "''tt 'ii@tH
And 1t is further ordered, that notice Of the time
and place appointed for hearing said application
be given TO all persons Interested by publishing
copy of this order for three weeks successfully in
The VERNON COUNTY CENSOR, a newspaper
printed in said county, previous 10 the time APP
pointed for said hea. ing.
BY the Coua '. NELLIE NJ. MAnoNEY.
Register In Probate,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
First publication June ., 1907.
PROBATE NOTICE.
Order Limiting Time and Notice
4 ERNON COUNTY COURT IN PROBATE

In the matter of the estate of John d. Miller.
deceased
On the application Of u l.. Reed. admin
istrat0r Of the estate Of John u. Miller. late Of
Vernon county. deceaead no one having required
the appointment Of commissioner said estate:
1t ~ ordered, that all creditors are required to
present their claims and demands against the said
John u. Miller deceased. for examination and
allowance. ON or before the first Tuesday Of De
cefnhcr. A. D. 1893 which time is hereby allowed
ard limited for that purpose.
II is further ordered that all claims and de-
rnnuds Of all persons against the said estAte
Of John -. Miller, decreased win be received
examined and Hd hnted before this court. at ita,
court ruOn fn the court hatae. 10 Inc city Of Niro
quA Ia said county. at regular term thereof.
app omitted 90 be held on the first Tuesday Of De
eathber. 1903 and all creditors hereby notified
thereof: #
IL Is further ordered that notice Of the time and
place at which saul claims and demands will be
reserved Examined and adjusted aforcf aid, and
Of the time hereby limited for creditors e. present
their claims. toe given by publishing copy Of this
order and notice for four weeks aucceaaRely. once,
i've each week, IN the VERSION COUNTY CENSOR, Il
newspaper published IN the city Of Niroqua in said
county. the tirHt publication 10 be within ten days
from the date hereof.
Dated thB LIST day Of June 1909
BY the Court y. q. MAHoNEF. County Judge
Proctor & Proctor. Attorneya for Estate.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
Could Not he BETTER

No one has ever made salve, ONT
ment, lotion or balm To compare with
Bucklen's Arnica Saive Its the one
perfect healer of Cuts, Corns. Burns.
rruises, Sores, Scalds Reils, Ulcers.
Eczema, Salt Rheum For Sore Eyes,
Cold Sores. Chapped Hands its supreme.
lnfallible for Piles. Only 25c at A. J..
Johnson s. g4ng :
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
First publication June 9. 1909 3,
PROBATE NOTICE

Notice Of Application for Final Settlement
VERNON COUNTY COURT in PROBATE
State Of Wisconsin, county of Vernon. S.
Ia the matter of this estate Of ChristOffer o.
Nerson deceased
On reading and filing the application Of Gilbert
G. Olson, administrator Of the estate Of Chris
totter q. NeriHon deceased. representing among
othgr things that he has fully administered the
said estate. and praying that time and place be
fixed for examining md allowing his account 81
his administration, and that the residue Of the
saidestate be assigned 10 huch pdTaohs as are by
law entitled to the slme,
1t Is ordered. that said application be heard be-
FORE this court. at a regul IL term thereof 10 be
hela al the probate office, in the city Of Virouua
on thu 9th day of July. 1909 at 10 o'clock. "a. M
Aad is further ordered thitt notice Of the
time amt place Of examining and allowing said ac-
count - Of assigning the residue OF said estate,
e'giyei to all persons interested. by publication
Of a copy Of this order for three successive weeks
in ne VERNON CouNTY CENSOR. a newspaper
Published IN said county. before the day fixed for
aid hearing.
Dated thh 2nd day of june. 1909
BY the Court. .. o. MAHoNEY, County Judge
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
Home WOCIen Mills
OndIaSkd, Wisconsin

are doing all kinds of custom
work. Leave yOar wool at the
Viroqua Roller Mil or send it by
rail. We pay one freight and
spin for 20 cents. Send wool
clean. Write for circulars.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
Trouble Makers Onsted

When "A sufferer from stomach trouble
takes DR. King New Life I'll he's
mighty glad to see his Dyspepsia and
Indigestion fly, but more-he's tickled
over his new, fine appetite. strong
nerves, healthy vigor, all because sto-
mach, liver and kidneysno@ work right,
25c at A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
A Thrilling Rescue

How Bert r. Lean. of Cheny, Wash.
was saved from a frightful death is a
story to thrill the world "A hard
cold, he writes. brought on des-
perate lung trouble that baftled an eX
pert doctor here. Then | paid $40 to
$l5 visit to a lung specialist in Spo-
kane, who did not help me. Then |
went to California, without benefit
At last used DR. bing's New Dis
covery, which completely cured me and
now am as well as ever. For Lang
Trouble, Bronchitis. Coughs and, Colds.
Asthma, Group and Whooping Cough
its supreme. o0c and $l.00. Trial bot
tie free Guaranteed by A. ]. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
LEGAL PUBLICATIONS

Notice Of application for letters of administration
NLERNNN t,nILNd,Y cOLrRr.-lM nRnR ATE

Notice Of application for letters of administration
VERNON COUNTY COURT-IN PROBATE.
State Of Wisconsin. County of Vernon. So
In the matter Of the estate Of Mary Torgestad
LARSEN deceased -
On tas ath day OF june a. y. 1909 upon read
ing and fling the petition Of Anton Christopher
son stating that Mary Torgestad Larsen, Of the
county of Vernon died intestate, on or about the
Sth day of January. 1909. and PRAYING that he.
petitioner be appointed administrator of the
estate Of said deceased. ,...H -
Il IS ord we'd that said application be heard be-
fore me, at the probate Office In Virouua ON the
9th day Of July. A. ID. 1909. ut 10 O'Clock a. m.
And il is further ordered, that notice of the
time and place appointed FOR hearing said APP
plcston be gwen 70 81 persons interested by pub
fishing a COPY Of this order for three weeks sue
cessively in TnR VERNON County CENSOR "a
newspaper printed in said county previous to the
time appointed for said hearing
By the Court. NELLIE NJ MAHoNEY u
Register N Probate
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

Those attractive women who are
lovely in face, form and temper are the
envy Of many, who might be like them.
A weak. sickly woman will be nervous
and irritable Constipation or Kidney
poisons show in pimples, botehes. skin
eruptions and wretched complexion.
For all such, Electric Bitters work
wonders. They regulate Stomach,
Liver and kidDeys, purify the blood,
give strong nerves, bright eyes, pure
breath, smooth velYety skin, lovely
complexion. Many charming women
owe their health and beauty to them.
soc at A. J. johnson s.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

Next 10 the sweetness of having d
friend wbom You can trust ~ the con.
Venisnce Of having Il frlend who viii
trust you occasionally.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
For Indigestion and all Stomach trou.

For Indigestion and all stomach trou-
bes take Foley's Orino Laxative as it
stimulates the stomach and liver and
regulates the bowels and will positively
cure habitual constipation. Foley 5
0rino Laxative cures sick headache
and biliousness and ON account of it's
mild action and pleasant taste is espe-
oislIy recommended for women and
children. A j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

The man who hates work the most
will work the hardest trying to get
enough money not to have to do it any
more
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

1T doesn't take long to'tell some peo-
pie what you think of them.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
Mnmen Mho Are EnNled

Most education by college men are
acquired after they are graduated.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

When anybody can show Christian
spirit in an argument it's because he
hos all the better of it! f{ p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

SPRINGvILLE, June - Miss Ruth
Potter was the guest of Mrs VIII
Roepke at Retreat on the 18th. I.
Nj. Buchanan is painting the farm re
sidence of Mrs. Samuel Mills j. l..
Bloss representing the Sherman Nursery
Co. of Charles City, Iowa, was in the
village on the 18th George Tomp-
kins of Viroqua had as his guest por-
ton of the past week Roland Older of
Springville -. VIM. NJ Boutfleur and
son of Viroqua, were in the village one
day the past week 81 Mr. S. S. Cham
bers, son and daughter visited friends
at Liberty Pole on the 10th. . Chester
Brye of Newry was in the village on
the 49, = Mr. and Mrs. W. s. Waters
of Sparta and daughter, MS Hattie
Hesseling of Niroqua and he' daughter
visited friends and relatives here on
the 18th. Miss Panty Miller is visiting
her cousin at BrookWlle . Vernon Me
Donald went down in Illinois on the 18th
for visit with friends . Mr.. and
Mrs. Matthias Peterson, who live about
i miles west of the village took one of
their sons to hospital in La Crosse for
an operation for appendicitis +. H.
Officer has given the roof of his resi-
dence coat of red. l.. e. La Flash
did the artistic work Mrs S. G..
Potter visited her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. l.. J Brye, on the 18th ~ To-
baccn planting is in full blast
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

Os~@-s-s-s-s--s-s-s~s-.-s- .-.-s-s-s~s-s-s-s~sOo
WHY do you call thot grating poll
tician 'CorkscrewY
Because although he's crooked, he
has GOOD pnll' Exchange
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

You could never convince a woman
that things could be good to eat with
out the right kind of doylies on the
table
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

The reason you might as Well make
love to a girl as she'll say so anyhow.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23

Colds that hang on weaken the con-
stitution and develop into consumption.
Foley's Honey and Tar cures persistent
coughs that rufuse to yield to other
treatment Do not experiment with
mtried remedies as delay may result
in your cold settling on your lungs. A.
j. Johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-06-23
RURAL NEWS ITEMS
Contributed by the Censor's
Live Correspondents
JEFFERSON.
'ssssSsssssssSsssssssS

PROSPERITY AVENUE, June 2l-Mr.
Alfred Shiel left on the I4th for Illinois
where he has entered the hardware
business. MIR. jesse Earle of James
vile renewed acquaintance here last
week, after an absence of TWENTY-FIVE
years. Miss Sarah Mills has returned
from a visit at Grand Rapids Mrs.
J. l.. German is visiting relatives i'm
Chicago. ..The Methodist ladies' aid
society met with Mrs. r. G. lube on
the nth. There was a large crow i in
attendance There will be an ice
cream social at l. N Groves on Fri
day evening the 25th Everybody in
vited Mr. Elias Harris made a bust
ness trip to La Crosse one day last
week Miss Druie Lake has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. Adam McLees.
-. Otto White has been working for
l.. NJ. Thompson A number Of the
Methodist church members gathered at
the church hast Friday and gave it a
fine cleaning e. T. NJ. Buchanan is
painting Mrs. Sam Mills house $500.
Mrs. |. N. Groves has been visiting her
daughter, Mrs L. NJ Thompson .....
Mr.. Henry Lind has commenced build
ing a new house.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
PAINT EVERY YEAR.
No One Wants to % II, But Some
Paint viii Wear No Longer.

When you have a job OF painting
done you don't expect to have 1t done
over again very soon. But to make
. lasting job. several things must be
taken into consideration-the proper
time to paint-the condition of the sur.
face-the kind of materials to use, etc.
All these matters are fully covered in
the specifications which can be had free
by writing National Lead Company.
1902 Trinity Building. New York,
and asking for Houseowner's Paint
hig-Outfft No.-49- The outfit also in.
cludes q book OF color schemes for
both interior and exterior painting.
and simple instrument for detecting
adulteration in the paint materials.
The outfit will solve many painting
problems for every houseowner.
Meantime while buying paint see that
every white lead keg bears the famous
Dutch Boy Paintet trademark. which
is an absolute guarantee of purity and
quality. If your paint dealer cannot
supply you National Lead Company
will see that some one else will.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
THE TWO SIDES OF HISTORY.
Some Pertinent Observations Mads' by
Writer Evidently Not Fond Of :.
Subject.

History Is a running account Of how
King Somebody -or-other either did or
did not get to q certain place. which
nobody ever heard OF. before King
Somebody else got there. from which
We are usually supposed to conclude
that It would have made quite q differ
ence whether he did not not.
Like nearly everything else. history
has two sides. The history of tho
Garden OF Eden depends upon wheth-
or 1t is related by a man or a wom-
an. The history OF the American rev.
olution reads quite different in Eng.
lish books from the way It reads in
our own books. The history OF tho
civil war depends upon which side of
the Mason and Dixon line you happen
to be sitting when you write It.
History is q bore. not only because
you are unacquainted with the people
who figure In 1t. but because 1t repeats
itself.-1fe.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
Mi,.ouri Prohibition Pe.siele.

Jefferson City Mo.-Missouri likely
will have a chance to vote on state.
wide prohibition. The Senate has
passed the prohibition constitutional
amendment, which already had passed
the House. j The vote was % to 8.
The amendment which came to the
Senate from the House was amended
with a tax rider which provides for
doubling the rate of taxation to make
up for the supposed loss caused by
prohibition. This was taken out. The
bill, as amended by the Senate, viii
go into effect Immediately, II adopted.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
OLD soAkERs
Get Saturated with Caffeine.

When a person has used coffee for a
number OF years and gradually de-
clined in health, 1t is time the coffee
should be left of in order to see wheth-
er or not that has been the cause of
the trouble.
A lady in Huntsville, Ala, says she
used coffee for about 40 years. and for
the past 20 years was troubled with
stomach trouble.
Il have been treated by many physi-
clans but all in vain. Everything failed
to perfect a cure. l was prostrated for
some time. and came near dying. When
recovered sufficiently to partake Of
food and drink tried coffee again and
1t soured my stomach.
81 finally concluded coffee was the
cause OF my troubles and stopped u.s.
ing It. l tried tea and milk in its
place. but neither agreed with me, then
l commenced using Postum. had 1t
properly made and 1t was very pleas
Ing to the taste.
II have now used 1t four months, and
my health is SO greatly improved that
I can eat almost anything I want and
can sleep well, whereas, before, / suf-
fered for years with insomnia.
II have found the cause of my trou-
bles and a way to get rid of them.
You can depend upon it I appreciate
Postum"
There's Reason" Read 1.-THE Road
to Wellville." in pkgs.
Ever read the aAeve lettefs A new
enc appears froa tine t. time. They
are genuines true, ana fun 0f h1Das
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
Sailing . Diamond Mine.

Howard Dubois. the noted mining
engineer. told good story to the
Tech men recently. illustrating the
art" OF sailing \ diamond mine. The
story was told Of q man In South
Africa who. while ~alkinE one day
over his property. suggested that they
assay some Of the soil.
In the search that ensued eight
rough diamonds were found and offers
began to ny through the air at rapid
rate for the land. when the hosts wife
called out to her husband: why,
John. where are the other two!" The
sequel OF the story was left to the
imagination.-Boston Record.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
Fifty Million. to Denver Mint.

San Francisco.-Owing to the over
crowded condition of vaults of the
United States mint here. and for the
further reason than this is a seaport
and therefore a more exposed place
at which to store the government
wealth than an interior city. the gov
ernment has Just completed the trans
fer Of $50.000.0OO In newly minted
gold and silver to the vaults Of the
Denver mint. The treasure was
handled In transit by the Wells Fargo
Express Company.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
p,.vorounj. In Boston

Boston women established tho Arst
playground in 1902. Last year there
were eight, and nearly $4,000 was ex-
pended. or about 81 for each child. .
very cheap price for the amount Of
good obtained. The Playground league
Is the name of the society OF the play
ground boys themselves. who wear
buttons and discipline all bad boys.
thus, making the government easy
enough for those IN charge. Not the
least important result of the play
grounds in that city is said to b. that
involved in the selfgovernment
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
judo. viii Wal. and See.

An earnest plea was made BY Attor.
acy Charles Pettijohn to Judge Pritch-
ard Of the criminal court for lenisncy
to client who had entered . plea of
guilty to larceny. The burden Of the
attorneys argument was that his cli-
ent was the father OF twins and was
tempted to theft In order to feed the
mouths OF the infants.
Your honor. I will say frankly" /"
said Mr.. Pcttijohn in closing. that II l
were the father Of twins and needed
food for my family. would not hest
tate to 20 out and steal it,
Mr.. Pettijohn. when you are the
father of twins l will consider your
proposition" said Judge Pritchard.-
Indianapolis News.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
Eye. Are Relieved BY Murine

when Irritated by Chalk Dust and Eye
Strain. incident to the average School
Room. \ recent Census OF New York
City reveals the fact that in that city
alone l7,92s School Children needed Eye
Care. Why not try Murine Eye Remedy
for Red. Weak. Weary. watery Eyes,
Granulation, Pink Eye and Eye Strain? :?
Murine Doesn't Smart: Soothes Eye Pain.
Is Compounded by Experienced Physi-
clans: Contains no Injurious or Prohibit-
ed Drugs. Try Murine for Your Eye
Troubles. You VIII Like Murine. Try 1t
in Baby's Eyes for Scaly Eyellds. Drug
gists Sell Murine at soc. The Murine Eye
Remedy Co. Chicago. VIII Send You In
teresting Eye Books Free.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
The Disappointed ono. Boy.

The Boss Ito bookkeeper. throwing
him a paper)-"Here's that old Buffalo
bill showing up again. Now" once
boy rushes to the door and looks up
and down the street. but fails to To-
cate the procession.
All" he mutters. who'd 4 thought
me boss 'ud guy kid like that?"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
The TaIIv.

what are those notches in your
gum" asked the flirt. who was visiting
the ranch.
They represent men," replied Gao
tus Sim. who thought they wuz
smarter than wuz''
"A good idea! I'll have TO notch my
parasol handle"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
a Rare Good Thing,

Am using ALIENS Foof-EAsE. and
ran truly say l would not-hayc been with
out IL 40 long. had I known the relief u
would give my aching feet. l think IL y
rare good thing for anyone having sore
or tired fcet--Mrs: Matilda Hoitwert.
Providence. II. l." Sold by all Druggists,
sc. Ask to-day.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-05-13
Socialist Found Guilty.

Fort Scott, Kans.-Fred d. Warren,
business manager of the Appeal to
Reason. a Socialist publication.
charged by the government with send
ing scurrilous and defamatory matter
through the mails, was found guilty
by jury in the Federal Court here.
An appeal will be taken.