The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-09-26

Renovator, good for man and beast
 alike. A sure cure for all ills of the
 human system, including liver com
 plaint, kidney troubles, stummick dis
 turbance, aches and pains, bruises,
 sprains, abrashions and contushions,
 to say nothing of being one of the best hair tonicks ever placed on the market growing a large and iuxuriant growth of hair on the baldest head in the period of three months. I used one bottle of it and look at my hair 1 Garrynteed under the pure food law when used internally. If 1t don't do what say it will, ladies and gents come to me the next time I am in
 Bingville and git your money back. I'll do better than that-I'n, give re- ward of $l000 to any man, woman, child or dog which this Magic Refo- vator fails to cure of whatever ails them. Step right up now, ladies and gents and take advantage of this gold en opportunity to buy for the insig- l lnihcant sum of one dollar bottle of medicine which is worth five dollars of any mans noneys1 Why pay doc tor bills when you can get the Magic Renovator for the ridicltlus sum of one dollar! Don't delay but come right along with your dollars! I don want you to take ups any more time buying this medicine than necessary because in few Ininnits Mister Clar- ence Whitcomb the silver tongued tenor will sing for you that soul stir ring ballad entitled That Old Knot hole in Fathers Wooden Leg Step lively now gents. Yes sir-Two?- Yes sir-thank you One over there? There's your change. Now who'll be the next?" There was allus a turrible scram- ble for Honk-a-Tonk Magick Reno vator and during the week over a thousand bottles of same was sold in BinQville and vicinity.
 Them as have used it for one thing or another says that as fur as they can see it aint did them a mite of good and as a result there is nearly thousand people in this neck of woods who is waiting for Docto. Brown to return to fiDgville So they can claim that reward of a thousand dollars which he said lie would pay to whoever didn't git no benefits from the Renovator.
 LATER - Hen Weathersby, prop. of our general store has jest imparted the sad intelligence that Doctor
 Brown while here purchased from him all the peppermint essence he had, also his full stock of clove oil and checkerberry essence and wintergfeen flavoring extrackt Hen says Doc Brown would work all day in the base ment of his store putting up the Magick Renovator in bottles. Hen says it wasn't nothink but waiter with little mixture of flavoring from the things which the
 Doctor bought from him in it. When this sad truth was lernt Bingville folks was awful indignant at Hen for not tell ing them last week when the show was here being as they wouldn't of went and spent their hard earned money for some thing that wasn't no good for their sys- tems, but Hen he said, What do you calkilate? Do you calkilate that was going to go back on the best GUS hummer I've had for many a day?
 Do you think when Doc Brown was buying all his supplies offen me that
 was a going to tell you what was in his medicine and then lose his trade? No sir ee bob!"
 Doc Livermore our talented human speshialist 6 horse dockter says there ort to be some law which would pre- vent a quack docktor coming into
 Bingville and robbing our best citizens of their dollars in this maner Cy says he reckons that sinst Bingvlle folks has went and spent nearly a thousand dollars for this fool med
 isine which ain't N. G. he will now git all their trade when there is any thing the matter with them and then won't git any money in return for it as ushual Doc says this kind of biz ness almost makes him sick.