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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
LIKE DOG, LIKE MAN.

Do you like the dog that growb
And sinks aside,
A. IL expecting kicks7
The dog whose hide
Shows the marks Of bricks
And flying sticks?
The dog that skulks along
AZ you go on your way.
And snarls. an II to say:
Things are goin' wrong;
1 haven't a friend.
And hate you and your kindi
Lies weary grind.
From beginning to end:
There's nothin' that's right,
Were all I'm q fog!'
II the question Is fair,
Do you honestly care
For such q dog?
Do you like the dog that comes
And ways his tail
with purpose you can't mistaken
The dog that says to you: Shaker
In way that you cannot fail
To understand,
No matter what your speech may be7
The dog that doesn't demand
Your sympathy
Or ask for pity. but just seems GLAD
That you came his way and that be has
The luck to meet you: tho dog that
seems
To say as he looks you in the face;
isn't this world a glorious place.
And isn't IL grand whether one n O
man
Or merely a dog. to be here
Doing the best one can
To add to the general cheery'
We shrink from the growing dog In
dread:
We pass with hate and with lack Of
trust
For the friendly dog n pat on the head
And shake OF the paw that il upward
thrust
Why be one OF the snarling kind
When you might be one Of the genial
few?
Give the world good cheer and you'll
quickly find
That the world Is giving II back to you
IS. e. Kiser in Chicago Record Herald.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

Are there no public libraries, no Car
negies In Australia? For what do you
suppose is the very choicest novelty
for an Australian? Nothing more nor
less than "a literary lounge" a book
arcade, where everybody is welcome. !"
Plenty OF chairs, the reading OF a mil
Hon books on the shelves, string band
playing in the afternoon and evening.
and light refreshments on hand! The
idea may well tickle the bookworm
who browses in small. stuffy bookshops
or is absorbed into the British museum.
bat 1t sounds queer to all who possess
Carnegie libraries galore; while as to
the Boston citizen, he simply pities
anybody who hasn't card TO his
public library" However, Tight re-
freshments" and String band!" That
does SAVIOR of money getting attrac.
lions for the surglng crowds, who must
always be entertained even while I'm
the pursuit Of mental pabulurn. A Tit.
erary lounge" sounds fetching. and is
original
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Keeping COMPANY.

Suddenly the music stops. Each cav
alier pilsts his lady to her seat. keep
ing an arm attentively about her waist
and prepared dutifully to maintain the
posture till the band strikes up again
Thereupon Hefty charges through the
crowd. breathing out threateniugs and
slaughter. Luckily, the disappearance
or his rival precludes "mix-up," but
there Is fire in his eye as he faces
Nellie and blurts. Say, amt you the
frosty article?" Her ruse has sue
seeded. The lads rage is a sort Of pro-
posal, the 6ebutante's blush a sort o.
acceptance. He her steady, she his
lady friend, the two have shipped
aboard that pretty, rosetinted galleon.
a short-term love-affair. Until further
notice, the world may take cognizance
that Hefty and Nellie are keeping
company" writes r. l.. HART, in his
character sketches in the Atlantic. Let
other suitors stand aloof! With Hefty
she dances the rest OF the evening.
en- Hefty she consumes raspberry
fce-cream soda at the cut-price drug
store during tho intermission, and 30 is
hefty who sees her home, receiving, in
all 1nnoceace. a goodnight kiss.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
G EN- TILE
DAYS
nalachi's Prophecy Arousss
Hatred Of His Countrymen.
BY THE HIGHWAY AND BYWAY"
PREACHER
Scripture Authority:-Malach char
ter l, esp. verse IL.

Scripture Authority:-Malachi. chap
ter l, esp. verse IL.
Malachi. the Prophet.-The name means
Messenger OF Jehovah. He was the last
or the prophets. and therefore called ''the
Seal OF the prophets. his prophecies
constitute the closing book OF the canon
or his personal history nothing IL known.
According to one tradition preserved In
Pseudo Epiphanius II Is stated that NAL
achi was Of the tribe OF Zebulun, and
was born after the captivity at Sophia in
the territory Of that tribe. Accordin. to
the same apocryphal story. he died
young. and was buried with his fathers
In his own country. Jerome. in the
preface OF his commentary on Malachi,
mentions belief which was current
among the Jews. that Malachi was iden-
tined with Ezra the priest. With equal
probability Malachi has been Identified
with Mordecai. Nehemiah and Zerub-
ibel The Xxx render by Malachi
'Mal. lid. by the hand OF his angel"
and this translation appears to have CIV
an rise to the idea that Malachi. as well
N Haggai and John the Baptist. was an
sneei In human shape comp. Nal. 81:
Esd. 1:40). Internal evidence In con-
ciusive In favor OF the writer living after
the death OF Ezra and the second immi-
grafton OF captives. since the abuses
noted In the book are exactly those which
Nehemiah reformed.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
THE CRACKING OF PAINT.
PToperty Owners Can Save Money
BY Learning the Cause.

Do you know what IL wrong when
paint peels. or cracks. or otherwise
necessitates premature re-painting?
Well sometimes 1t hasn't been
properly applicable surface being
damp or there being too much turpen-
tine or too much drier.
But nine times out OF ten. the
trouble is caused BY adulterated
white lead.
To avoid all such trouble, every
HORSEPOWER should know In q general
way, when a surface is In proper con-
dition to receive paint, what kind Of
primer and finishing coats different
surfaces require, and how to avoid
adulteration in materials.
A complete painting guide, includ-
Ing book Of color schemes. specin-
cations for all kinds OF painting work,
and an instrument for detecting adul-
terations in painting materials. with
directions for using 1t. can be had
free by writing National Lead Com
pany, 1902 Trinity Bldg. New York.
and asking for riouseowner's Paint.
Ing Outfit No. 49,.
This company. the largest makers
Of pure white lead. invite tests, BY
means Of the blowripe Qncluded In
outfit). or In any other way. Of the
purity OF the white lead sold under
their famous dutch Boy Painter"
trademark. That trademark on a key
OF white lead IL in itself an absolute
guarantee Of purity and quality.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
THE STORY.

"W HAT heresy is this which that
w young Malachi is preachlng?"
exclaimed one OF a group of priests
gathered In counsel In the temple at
Jerusalem.
One OF their number had been ma
king statement In which he had re.
ported the words he had overheard
while passing through the streets OF
the city. and as he finished the leader
OF the party rose. and looking angriIy
around upon the others. demanded to
know what II could mean.
Tel us again" he said. turning In
the priest who had made the state
ment. Just what II was that Malachi
said. that there can be no misunder.
standing"
HE was speaking 20 "A group of
people IN the market place. and az I
drew close 10 see and hear. 7 over.
heard him say Thus saith the Lord
Of Hosts. have no pleasure in the
priests. neither will accept an offer
ing at their hands. For from the ris-
ing Of the sun even unto the going
down thereof my name shall be great
among the Gentiles: and in every
place incense shall be- offered unto nv
name, and a pure cRering. For nv
name shall be great Among the heath.
en-"
Did ne denOunce the priests before
The people In that way?" demanded
the leader
He did, IN thOse very words!
And did he say that God wa only
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

A New York friend Of Cuticura
writes:
MY three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the state
room and located a box Of graham
crackers and box Of Cuticura Oint.
ment. When a search was made for
the box, 1t was found empty and the
kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents Of the entire box spread on
the crackers. 1t cured him of a bad
cold and l don't know what else"
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every ingredient of Gu
tcura Ointment is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. II 1t may be
safely eaten by a young child, none but
the most beneficial results can be ex-
pected to attend its application to
pected to attend its application to even
the tenderest skin or youngest infant.
Potter Drug Chem. Corp. Solo Props. Boston
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

The bureau OF statistics OF the de-
paTtment OF commerce and labor re.
ports that the returns at the close OF
1908 indicated notable Improvement
In business. with normal conditions ac.
tually shown in many cases. The stu
alton has continued 10 improve since
And 1t will not be materially affected
by the little furry in the stock market
although a good deal Of water may be
squeezed out OF some swollen securi.
des.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

Opponents OF viyisection are not
hKeiy TO fird serious fault with the
phase in which It presented itself at
Hubbardston. Mass, the other day. A
nve-year-old s;rl, who had lost eight
inches OF skin by scalding, lay at the
point OF death. md surgeons cut sec.
ton OF eutiele f;om a pig and grated
1t upon the woun1. Was not that bet.
ter than cutting SKIN from human be-
tngs? The outcome Of the case is un.
certain, but It would have been equally
uncertain II the contribution OF cuticle
had been made by scroolm4tes of the
unfortunate girl.
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Punishment and Grim.

she seems to be having a pretty
good time now that she and her hus-
band are separated" whispered the
three girls in the corner as she en-.
tered the room.
Il don't blame her. said one. ~He
beat her, didn't hep"
They looked her over again.
We'll, don't blame him for beat
ing her." the third declared, IF she
dressed like that. That red IA awful f"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
The First Man Stranger Meets.

The hrst person whom q stranger
meets In landing from ship, boat OF
railway car In a great city is a cabman
and the treatment he receives from
that person generally fixes his notion
OF the city and its people. and CON-
monty calls for imprecations and de.
nunciations. says the New Orleans
P1cayune. or course, It Is not the case
With guests who arc expected and are
specially met by friends, but II is the
fate Of every stranger who wants to
get to hotel or Other destination and
does not know the way and would hire
a cab. 1t is true there are laws regu-
iAting the charges for hauling passen-
gers. but the strangers are ignorant
OF these laws and as they are not
posted In plain view Of the passenger.
as Is required. he becomes the victim
Of any rascal into whose hands he may
fall. There ought to be frequent in
spection OF cabs TO see II the law is
complied with. and all failures should
be severely punished. 1t is reported
that many shameful extortions were
Jracticed on strangers to the recent
carnival; they are whenever there is a
great influx OF visitors. A thing like
this gives a city bad name, as even
the most liberal people are enraged at
being swindled. and when they are
swindled the first moment they set foot
In strange city, they visit on 1t their
indignation and condemnation.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by loeal applications, they cannot reach the Dis
eased portion OF the ear. There h only Que way 70
cure deafness and that Is by constitutional rernesIee
Deafness IL caused by an infamed condition OF tue
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube When tbls
tube innamed you have rumbllng sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when IL entirely closed Deaf
ness Ia the result and unIess the Inflammation can b
taken out and this tube restored 90 normal ooedI
tlon' hearing VIII be destroyed forever nine cases
Out OF ten are caused by Catarrh which h nothing
but an lnnamed condition OF the mucous surfaces
. We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
DEAFNESS (caused by catarrh) that cannot b. cured
oy Hairs Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free
Bold by Druggists 7So. -
Take Hal's Family Plls for constlpatIeu
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
Possible Explanation.

Little Wil'ie-Say, pa. why are some
policemen known as plain-clothes
men?
Pal suppose they have to wear
plain clothes. my son, because their
wives refuse to wear that kind.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
H'a Observation

They were looking at the paintings
In the art gallery.
Alfred" said the young bride, do
yon think angels really have wings?"
NO, Elfeda," answered the young
husband. The sweetest angel
know of isn't disfgured with a pair
OF wings. am happy to say"
In ecstaic silence they continued
to look at the paintings.-Chicago
Tribune.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

Canada continues to develop trans
portstion facilities, especially bv wa
ter The Dominion has already spent
s150.Oo0.o0O in deepening the channels
leading from the Great Lakes TO the
Gulf of St Lawrence, and the govern.
ment announces that there ia more 10
follow. In liberal engagement Of
the carrying trade Canada certainly
sets a striking example.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
Professional Advice.

Il declare" says the housewife, 81
don't know what we are to do, when
round steak costs as much as porter.
house. 1t is outrageous"
Yes, num-" agrees the marketman.
What's body going to do II this
keeps OD?"
Il would advise you, mum, that
bein' the case, to eat porterhouse."-
Life.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
QuaIifc atlona-

And Mr.. Driver is not admitted in
the exclusive circles7 But whyr"
His chauffeur has never been ar
rested for exceeding the speed Limit"
Cleveland Leader
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
Much the Sane

There is great difference be
tween courtship and marriage"
Il don't know. Before, you 20 to
court and give her money, and after,
you go TO court, and give her all
mony. "--Baltlmore American.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
His View.

The Maid-Oh, and how did you like
the comedy?
The Grouch-It wasn't a comedy.
It's tragedy.
The Maid-Why, doesn't the hero
marry the girl?
The Grouch-Yes. but he gives I'D o
fortune to do it.-Cleyeland Leader
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
Repartee.

Him-And you won't go with met
Her-No-I don't like your style.
Him-Pooh! You're as full of airs
az a street piano.
Her-Naybe--but / don't 20 with q
crank.-Cleveland Leader.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
important 10 Mothara-
UTILIZING the Child.

It's great comfort to have a chnd
about the house." said the man Of do
nestle tastes.
Yes" answered the unfeeI,ns
WRETCH whom company comes that
you don't care for. you can make the
child eSite."--Family Doctor.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
Made ~ Paw.

Don't you think IL is a terrible
thing for a young girl like that to
spend all her time playing bridge?"
We'll, don't know. She almost
ways wins"-Life.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
BY Dearees.

Got a cigarette7"
Thought you'd sworn on"
u have. but fellows got TO "a
these things gradually. I've quit bun.
ing 'sm. "-Cleveland Leader.
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COULDN'T Prevent Him.

Miss Gushington (entering street
car)-Oh, don't get up. Please keep
your seat-please do.
Mr.. Enthusiastically, I'd like to
oblige you. madam, but want to get
out at this corner-Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
He Never Would,

Your husband Is laboring under a
delusion about me-"
No, he amt II you think he's la
boring, it's you that's under the de-
fusion. "-Cleveland Leader.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
A Guarantee

Manager-You say this is a play OF
the slums. Is It clean play7"
Autbor-It couldn't be cleaner. The
hero Is white wings and the heroine
Is a washerwoman.-Balt Ameri.
can.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

He-Before Jones got married he
used to command large salary.
She-And now?
He-Now he only earns 1t. His wife
commands T.!
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

A large majority Of aliens admitted
TO the port OF New York are under a
years OF age.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28
CHILD ATE cUrIcURA OINTMENT.

Spread Whole Box of II on Crackers
Mot the Least Injury Resulted.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

He-So you got the hat out Of your
weekly household fund? How did you
manage?
She-Why. It was awfully easy
jus: had The groceries charged
Fliegende Blaetter.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-04-28

cutleura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1909-10-15
PERSH|NG WOULD
COMMAND HERE

81 hope that at some not far dis.
tant time l may be back in your hos
pitable city, either in command of the
forces here or as RESIDENT said
Brigadier-General Pershing yesterday,
concluding a happy address made be.
fore the members of the Commercial
Club, following the midday luncheon.
Brigadier-General Pershing was the
guest of the club yesterday, although
he stated that the pleasure of the occa-
sion was taken away from to very
large extent because he knew that he
would be called upon to speak. As
he illustrated this position of his with
witty story, he was only laughed at.
There was not large number of
members present at yesterdays lunch
con, but those who were there applaud,
ed the graceful welcome given the
guest of honor by Z. c. Brown, presi
dent of the club, and the tribute paid
him as a soldier and comrade-in-arms
by Brigadier- General Davis, U.S.A., re-
tired, who introduced General Pershing
to the members.
General Davis made neat address
when called upon by Mr.. Brown, stat.
ing that he had been the one to recon-.
mend General Pershing for promotion
at time when the young commander
was distinguishing himself against the
Moros of Mindanao, being at that time
the senior officer of large force, al
though ranking only as captain. Al
the time General Davis made the recon-
mendation to Washington he was him
self below the rank he recommended
for Pershing.
81 do not believe that my recon-
mendation brought about his promo
ton" said General Davis, "althougl
he tells me that it did"
General Pershing replied by thanking
the people of Honolulu, as represented
by the members of the Commercial
Club, for the welcome they had given
on this and on former occasions He
referred briefly to the fact that the
strategic Importance of the Islands haC
been finally recognized by those in au
thority, as it had always been recog
nized by those who had studied the
military situation of the country, anC
concluded by expressing the hope that
some day he might be stationed here
in command of the department of the
Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1909-10-15
WOMEN MISSIONARIES
AT CENTRAL UNION

Al the midw0ek meeting Mt the Cen
trial Union church last evening short
but interesting talk was given by Mrs.
II, h. Newell of Matsuyama, japan.
Mrs Newell told OF her work there
during the last twenty'0ne years and
gave some interesting details OF the
shikoku, especially about the settle
ment work among the factory girls.
This work hns received the endorse
meni OF the central government aud
the manufacturers AZ osaka, the largest
manufacturing city Ia japan,
Another speaker WAS Miss R0sam0ni
hates, who ID graduate uf Yassar ~
the class 0f lN0s, aud Is ma her way
a. Kobe Japan ~ leHeh in tho
Woman'a hlhlp school there, Miss
Hates gave "a delight iul account OF how
lhp missionaries urr given ihelf edu'
eutlunpl flloNrll npN IN AmnIieA
This evening hnlh those ladlgs viii
ho al lhp sngNl ln ~ gNpA and Il 10
hoped lhal maHf ladls5 ~ Tho slulsh
Ani mpmhpW pf lhp congregation Nlli
hp ihplp lO mVrl lhrm 'lhp mpmhelH
M lhl RAlHs society hlp planning nnme
lpliaMN lfalNlia lpl Gas flnlnH Az
presNNilR alf falllllll lnNlsd 40 a.
lppi
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1909-10-15
COMETS TAIL WILL
DUST THE WORLD

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts, Sep
TENDER 3O.-The calculation of Frank
Il. Seagrave of Providence that Hal.
ley's comet will be nearest the earth
on May 10, 1910, is confirmed by Rev.
Father George Searle of New York,
superior general of the Paulist fathers
and widely known as an astronomer.
Father Searle basis his calculations on
observations made at the Lick observas
tory on September ~, Is and IA, and
on the elements given by Professors
Cowell and Cromwell in March last.
Father Searle states that on May 2S
the earth and the celebrated comet will
be in heliocentrc conjunction in longi-
ture, the longitude being 236 degrees
AZ minutes, The heliocentric latitude
of the comet will be minus seven min
utes. Father Seare says that there
will be no actual transit of the comet
over the sun disk according to those
clements, but that slight change
might produce one.
'At any rate" he said "it seems
probable that on May rs we shall be
inside the comet Is tall"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1909-10-15
ITALIAN CRUISER is
AT SAN FRANCISCO
(By Associated Prsss,)

SAN FRANCISCO, October 10
Italy is represented here by the cruiser
Calabria, The mano war, which comes
- attend the PoTtola festival, arrived
yesterday,
1899 ~ " ~ ~ ~ ~
hours of five pni eight In the morning
aud tire 10 seven at night la other
words, II the Nuuanu water was TAX
en and run into the Waikiki swamps,
il will take about ifteen years % hll
this place with good mountain soil
As lhere Is some talk Vt an extra
session of tho legislature, Il might BIO
well for tho government 10 consider
lAlt Very Imperative need ~ the pen.
pic ~ Honolulu, Those who arc he'
lpa supplied with water irom aflesian
wells haye llillp ~ 40 complaint 10
make hpi The pthers ought a. SEA %
gplheT ani bring lhp mailpr before the
proper authorities, and Il lhn govern
mepl haa p0i lhN mnppY 81 glNe Ne
hriief Naler lheu u VI M N Ne N
farm NAirf company Ani has ihp
lau0a Hplps4 I ppdpIglani ihal nil
lion M gallapI asl NJ pure Naiev
i HpinE M NnHifi 40 fNHa ma Ne
lHYa pHiYllg galiipe me lNpanl and
so ~ ehN eie psllHg ~ uN Naipl
Hi4 Rrlilhf llll 0n ~ fiip
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1909-10-15
TROOPSCHARCE
RIOTERS IN
PARIS
(By Associated press.)

PARIS, October 14.-Ten thousand
persons yesterday took part in q
demonstration when word was received
from Barcelona that Francisco Ferrer,
the great educator who was tried and
convicted of being a revolutionist,
had been executed.
News of the execution acted as the
breath of wind which famed the
smouldering fires of revolt among the
malcontents into blaze. Soon the
streets were alive with rioters. Bodies
Of desperate men and women marened
along demanding vengeance for the kill
ing of Ferrer. Gendarmes were pow
erless to preserve order.
Finally 1t became necessary to call
out the troops, so desperate had the con-
dition become. Bugles sounded through
the city and soon the streets in the
quarter where the trouble had broken
out resounded to the beat of iron. shod
hoofs. Even in the face of the soldiery
the rioters did not falter. Repeated
orders to disperse were UNDECIDED.
Finally the officer in command of the
troops gave the order to charge. The
mounted men dashed down upon the
struggling mass of rioters. Horsemen
rode into the midst of the throng, men
and women were trampled under foot.
For few minutes the scene was ont
of wild disorder. Then the rioteGb
broke and the crisis was past.