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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

The heat has caused an epidemic OF
wife heating In Indiana. Tough on
the weather.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

You see. a girl ell by herself With
nobody but other girls gets awful
lonely.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

Tho Wright brothers don't seem
quite rs Eighty ns they used to be.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

A man called at our Office Wednesday
and asked for something 10 drink, We
mixed little ink with some gasoline
for him, boz he said il was TOO strong.
Call again brother,--Cleburne Ala
New Era
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

The Wise bosrder reads no hot.
weather Of hints.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30
Friday. July 80. 1900.

Don't go and blame your meauness
on the heat.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

Try our Old Hampshire Bond
or Alexandria Linen Bond for Of.
6ee stationery and you will buy no other
THE RECORD.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

Chamberlain's S SlS7bS Siol ssans ssa
Never Halls Buy Il NOV. IL may save life.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30

Advertise in The Record.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-07-30
Gunlock Letter.
Gunlock, Utah July %.

The weather is delightful though
many people from the lower country
have passed through here seeking
cooler atmoshere.
Miss Mamie Fulispher took the csks
on the Gath as Utah. la her reoita.
tion aud reading the piece following
composed by her grandpa, j. s. p.
Bowler, Mamie called down the
house.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
CURB THE RAILROADS
TO AID RIVER TRAFFIC
Members of Congressional Commission Fast Coming to
the Opinion That Commerce on Waterways Can
Be Restored Only by Protective Legislation

Ohio river, that the more a stream is
improved. the less traffic il sometimes
bears. All this has turned attention
to the possibility that legislation is
the thing needed 10 curb the competi-
tive methods of the railroads.
The railroads advantage lies in the
fact that it can take freight for all
destinations and at all seasons. A ship
per who has the privilege of choosing
between rail and water may desire to
divide his tonnage. But the railroad
traffic manager can say 10 him, If
you don't give us all the business we
will find il incOnVenient 10 provide cars
for that part of the business which you
must move by rail or leave UnmOVed.
You must give US all the business, or
your competitor viii beat you in those
markets which you can only reach by
rail. We VIII see 10 that This threat
is enough to settle the matter. When
the boats are thus driven of the riv-
erS for want of business. or fan into
control of interests friendly TO the rail-
ROADS, the rates 90 up and the COM
petiIiVe losses are made back.
Two papers of the right sort of leg
islation On this aspect would be worth
more than the expenditure of a half
billion of dollars in improving water
ways declared a recent Government in
vestigator. And that impression is get
ting a strong hold or the Waterways
Commission.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
HOW TO EAT A NEW YORK
CLAM CHOWDER.

New Workers are being slowly
awakened to the fact that they don't
have clam chowder in that city and
that they don't know clam ehowder
when they see it.
Clam chowder is hard to get, though
easy to make, if only the right in
gradients are used and skillfully blended
as a labor of patient love. Clam
chowder of the genuine, original variety
can be found in Washington, but it is not
as easy to obtain as it should be. Too
yften it Is carelessly and ignorantly
made by slovenly, cold blooded aPpren-
tees.
What passes for clam chowder IN
New York is not chowder. 1t is soup,
and poor soup. It is soup without pride
of race OF strength. Usually it Is
watery, as if prepared originally as a
swimming pool for living clans. To
matoes you viii always find therein.
You cannot tell New York clam
chowder by the clans, but you 2an al
ways identify it by the tomatoes. If
YOU order clam chowder and get some
thing that resembles a cross between
tomato soup and chicken gumbo, say
nothing that you will be sorry for.
Eat what you get, OF not, as your
hunger demands and your fastidious-
ness permits. You are face to face " th
that evil, misnamed concoction, q New
York clam chowder.
If you find a clam therein, or sec
ton of a clam. let~it alone. 1t is not
the kind of clam which enters into the
real clam chowder of these shores. It
is large, tough, and aged, chopped with
a hatchet into little bits. and used
sparingIy, but not sparingly enough.
The best way to eat a New York
clam chOweer is to throw it out of a
window or send it back.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
DR.. HYSLOP GETS A VARIETY
OF SPIRIT ADVICE.

Are spirits to be depended upon to
give sound advice?
Dr. James H. Hyslop, the psychic
research expert, indirectly brings up
this question in his report on the in
terviews he had with the spirits of
his father, his wife, and Prof. Hodgson
in connection with his idea of marrying
for a second time.
a woman always spoils everything,
the spirit of the father is quoted as
saying at the outset; yet subsequently
the same spirit says that 1T is not best
for man to be alone" The fathers
spirit is then recorded as giving Prof.
Hodgson's opinion that "a man married
is a man marred for scientific re-
search" The paternal shade also speaks
of the woman whom the son had in
mind as a perfect lady" Apparently
this opinion interested others in the
spirit world, since Prof. Hodgson is
afterward reported as withdrawing his
former opinion. What does he say
about that now?" asked Dr. Hyslop of
his fathers spirit. "To marry" the
spirit replied; "as he finds after long
study of the lady concerned she would
help, not hinder you"
But the next day there was a mes
sage of an entirely different kind
Don't take the advice given you last
night" said the fathers spirit; and
it was made plain that the wife had
taken hand-a spirit hand, OF course
in the argument and had strongly
urged against the proposed marriage.
So DR.. HysIop acquiesced in the new
and unfav0rable decision, and the lead
ing spirit, departing, said Good luck"
Whereby we are left to infer that
the paternal spirit was even then not
quite sure. but hoped for the best. At
any rate, DIR. Hyslop has demonstrated
at least to his own satisfaction, that
spirits. like humans, can experience a
change of mind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
MISS DOROTHY LAWSON.

guests of Mrs. Hudgins brother-in-law
and sister, Mr. and Mrs. Malcolm Nc
Connie.
s
Miss Ellen Barry, daughter OF Maj
Gen. Thomas II. Barry. L. 5. A, has
gone to Cazenovia, y. Y. where she
will be the guest of Mrs. Harrison,
widow of Col. George +. Il. Harrison,
u. S. 4.
Miss Olga Converse. daughter of the
late Rear Admiral George Converse, will
sail from Boston Wednesday. Angus: 4,
for an extended European sOjouTn. she
viii visit her aunt Miss Blood. at her
villa, near Florence, Italy, and viii
later 90 10 Switzerland and England.
Mrs. s Goldsmith and daughter, Miss
Helen Goldsmith, have gone for three
weeks stay at Atlantic City.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

man airship is powerful, veritable
Dreadnought of the air, so to speak;
while Bleriot was almost upset by a
puff of wind when approaching Dover.
Orville Wright makes the significant
remark that the Frenchman's success
is mainly personal; that it marks no
appreciate advance in the science of
flying.
The French may be pardoned for
asserting that July 20, 1909, will re-
main a historic date. Bleriot's per
Torrance was unquestionably spectaeu-
lar, but so far as skill and power are
concerned it is not TO be compared with
the best performances of the Wrights.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
LACK OF PATRIOTISM A BAD
SIGN FOR A STATE.

The declaration of martial law and
the establishment of strict censor
ship are regarded usually as drastic
steps in the effort to maintain public
order. They are taken in a monarchy
only when disorder has reached a CON
dition which borders on revolution. 1t
lis to be assumed, therefore, that there
is room for the pessimistic view taken
Of affairs in Spain, where kings have
sat rather uneasily on the throne for
many wears. The alliance of Alfonso
with the reigning family OF Great Brit
ain was thought likely TO give more sta
biIity to his government, but the Span
ish populace is an unruly one, tinctured
with anarchism in the cities. There is
not to be found anywhere a city with
more disorderly and ungovernable
population than Barcelona has. There
seems 70 be only the slightest attach
ment to the central government, and
the riots which have broken out in va
rious places in opposition to the war
with Morocco indicate lack of inter
est in the welfare of tie state and an
absence of patriotism that bodies ID for
the country.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
HONOR
GEN. WORTHINGTON
Last Surviving Pallbearer of Lin
coin Funeral Will Be Held
This Afternoon.

Arrangements for the funeral Of Gen.
Henry Gather Worthington, the last
surviving paHbearer Of the funeral Of
President Abraham Lincoln, were COM
pleted this morning by Representative
Paarre, a nephew Of the deceased.
Services will be held at the chapel OF
William Lee, 3S2 Pennsylvania avenue
northwest. at o'lcock this afternoon
Interment will be in Congressional Gem
etery. The honorary pailbearers will be
Senator Francis Newlands, poi Nevada;
General Dudley, Capt. Hiram BucklnS-
ham. Henry Baker, and the Congress
sionaI delegations from COLORADO, Cah-
fornia and Nevada. 1t was in these
three states that General WorthlngJon
spent most of his life, and he was the
first Representative from. the State OF
Nevada.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
CHURCH TO BETTER
SEATING CAPACITY
Washington Heights PresbyterianS
Decide TO Begin Alterations
to Their EdifiCe.

At an enthusiastic meeting of the con
Eregation Of the Washington Heights
Presbyterian Church held last night IN
the chap.l at Kalorama avenue and Co
luubia road, a motion 10 begin imme-
diate alterations for charging the seat
ing capacity Of the auditorium was
unanimously adopted. The plan TO erect
an addition to the present quarters was
especially urged by W. II. Moran and
l.. c. Goodwin.
James X. Jones, chairman of the board
Of trustees. read the report of the treas
urer. which shows the church TO be IL
excellent financial condition. DIT. Howard
Fisher presided.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Sea, arrived in washington yesterday
for a few days stay.
- =
Mr. and Mrs. Carlton NJ Bean are
spending a few weeks at Atlantic City.
-sts-
Miss Leora Goddard has left WASH
ington for trip to New York, Boston.
and Lewiston Ne. where she will visit
her sister, MS Harnell.
Mrs Hazard and the Misses Hazard,
wife and daughters Of Colonel Hazard,
Medical Corps. VIII leave Washington
early In August for Bridgeport, Conn,
where they will be the guests Of Mrs.
Hazard s mother.
=
Go To Long Island.
Mrs. John Milton Hudgins and ner
small son left Washington today for
Long Island, where they viii be the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
Nam Mav Succeed Hepburn.


That James r. Mann. of Illinois, is
to be the next chairman of the House
Committee on Interstate and Foreign
Commerce is the gossip now in we'll
informed House circles. Mr.. Mann is
said to be slated for the position
which was so long held by Col VII
liam p. Hepburf.. OF Iowa
If Speaker Cannon proceeds by the
rule of seniority he Will select Rep
resentative Wauger OF Pennsylvania
for this important craftsmanship. But
there are reasons why IL seems likely
Wanger will be passed over and ManE
selected Mann is one of the most
conspicuous mem ers of the House in
ability, and there IS a call for
strong man as head of the Committee
on Interstate Commerce.
Mr. Mann's friends think he is the
person best qualified to take tke
Craftsmanship under the clrcum-
stances, and they are giving him
strong backing
Representa- Townsend Of Michi-
gan is another strong man on the
committee, but he is not looked on as
having any chance OF getting the
Craftsmanship. One reason why he is
not likely to get very far toward this
post is that in the present tariff
controversy he is leaning to the side
of President Taft too much TO please
Speaker Cannon
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
HONOR
FOR DR.. T. ]. SHAHAN
Pope Plus X Creates University
Rector a Domestic Pl'elate, With
Title of MonSitp0r.

When DR.. Thomas ]. Shahan, rector
Of the Catholic University OF America,
returns to this city from Europe next
month he will wear an additional honor
conferred on him by Pope Plus Y
Friends Of DR.. Shahan IN Washington
have learned that at his recent audience
with his holiness, the rector OF the
Catholic University was created DO
nestle prelate Of the pontifical court,
which carries with it the title Of mon
signOr.
DR.. Shahan - touring Italy end IS
now in Florence, preparatory TO return
ing home Recently while in Rome ne
was called into private audience with
the Pope, who gave him al autograph
letter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
BUT THE ENGLISH SHOULDN'T
IGNORE ZEPPELIN.

"Bleriot fever" is raging in London.
As might have been expected, the more
impressionable Englishmen are now
more fearful than ever about their
country's "insularity.' The newspapers
that represent them speak of Bleriot's
feat as "the one thing needed to wake
up the English people 10 the Importance
OF the science of aviation They either
forget Zeppelin, or prefer to ignore him.
Yet the military possibilities OF the
Zeppelin craft are much nearer than
those Of the Bleriot machine. The Ger
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
VISIT MRS ROOSEVELT.

PORTO MAURIZIO,. Italy, July 81
The italian Ambassador TO the United
States and the Baroness Mayor des
PlanchCs arrived here today on d visit
10 Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt at the villa
Pertusio the home Of Miss CareW. Miss
Ethel and Archie Roosevelt viii accom-
panv the ambassador and his wife on
a trip to Piedmont and the Italian Alps.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
For Goodness Sake--Dont!

Don't go through
living lie T.. c
Don't brightness
ii orvca the
Don't cultivate peevh
KATIE r. ABERNETEY 700 Fifth street northwest
Don't complain police
wilt wish then had
DeIghbors dog. D. W
Don't impose n
LADDIE TOWERS.
Don't beat or oyeroa he r. NJ
Don't think
They are all fools p H.
Don't
stenographer Sl1NOIFAPHEH"
Don't sponge your cigarettes package
J. T. D
ter than she does remember
+.
Don't everything want If
take IT, MRS. WILLIAM
Don't ask me- know. ED coUGHLAN Eagles Club.
Don't 90 OFT with and then lecture
vour steady 4 another il
BILLY B.
Don't kick child
Don't be inconsistent practice you preach
+. r POWERS
dayyo u me- have hobby or
ion to goodness
/ sake
in
card Editor Times,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
Capital aIes

II HE case Of the Hon. Jonathan
Bourne. Senator from Oregon. Is
peculiarly sad one in these latter
days OF tariff fixing.
To understand this case fully il IS
needfui 10 so back 10 the days last spring
before the Chicago convention. when
Senator Bourne was encouraging the
public TO write essays on the second
elective term business. Much was heard
of how Mr.. Roosevelt would be recreant
TO the call Of duty If he failed TO re-
spond to the uprising Of the people. Mr..
Taft was all right, but. Then Mr
TAFT got the nomination and It is a
matter Of record that about the first
Senator to solidify himself down at Hot
Springs was Jonathan Bourne. Every
body marveled at the suddenness Of the
conversion and not a few expressed
their wonderment. 1t was generally as
crlbed to the fact that Jonathan plays
golf and that Mr. Taft was hunting for
congenial company on the links.
Ever since Senator Bourne has dill
gently basked in the light OF the White
House smile and played golf several
times a week with its chief occupant
1t might have been supposed that If
anyone at the Capitol had a pull
with the President il would have been
the Oregon Senator. Not alone did he
play golf with the President, but he
went TO the aer0plane tests with
him and took frequent occasion to
praise Mr.. Taft as a great and good
man, with a firm and unyielding sort
of back bone.
We'll. II proved true. all right Along
came the lumber tariff, a scheme was
afOot TO get $50 lumber. The Presi-
dent issued his uitimatum. Mr. Bourne
was one OF those whom the uitimatum
landed on amidships. Golf. 70 the con
trary notwithstanding his efforts to
prevent S1.25 lumber and to keep the
President from having his way. were
of no avail For some hours Senator
Bourne was as busy in behalf Of 81 %
lumber as If he had been playing a
match game Of golf But it was no
use. lie had TO give way, along with
the other friends of the high lumber
tariff It's sad case, as heretofore
remarked. But Il seems golf and lun-
Der have no known relationship.
Champ Clark is losing more money
than anybody in Congress these days,
unless il be Senator al Toilette. For
weeks the country papers in various
Western States have been advertising
chatauquas and other gatherings and
heralding Champ as a leading attrac-
ton. This is gratifying 10 the Demo-
cratic leader as far as IL goes, but the
trouble is the parlus state OF the tarin
has compelled him to stay in Washing
ton and prevented him from filing the
enga gements. When the tariff bill Is
passed he will take no needless time ia
getting out on the platform 10 talk 10
the multitudes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

All the aerOplane records really worth
while have again migrated to the United
States, but it would be nice If OrvilIc
would fly across Lake Erie now. just
to show that it's practical.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

1t seems plain that if Barcelona were
part of the United States it would be
represented by somebody Of insursent
persua sion
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

This story that the United States
army controls the secret Of a thunder
bolt more fearful than even the powers
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

New York Tribune is a fine. old
fashioned newspaper, to be sure. It's
now doing some serious worrying about
the preservation Of the Constitution
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Persons leaving the city for
long or abort period during the
summer can have The Times mailed
Go them at the rate Of thirty
cents a month or seven cents
week. Addresses may be changed
as desired. All mail subscriptions
must be paid In advance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

A two weeks fight over the question
Of duty on hides might be described
as one Of the times that try mems soles.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

It is reported that Spanish warships
are bombarding the Moors near Nelilla.
Is It possible that Dewey ana the boys
overlooked them in that fashion?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Really, Mr.. Payne, your standing as
downward revisionist was good enough
without fixing up those funny figures to
prove something that nobody has any
notion of believing.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Nebraska State convention Instructed
Republicans from that State to support
the tariff bill; and on the same day
that the bill was reported from con-
ference 1t showed in Nebraska.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Virginia COW is reported to have
MIXED COW every day for a consid-
cradle time. That story maybe can be
taken as explanation of the authorship
Of the tariff reduction estimates made
by Messrs Payne and Aldrich.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31
Difficulty of Voting on Tariff.

DlIuCulLy OF v Otlug on ann
One more Of these DoIliver stories IS
related by a man WHO attended con-
ference of insurgent Senators, at which
there was discussion Of how 20 vote Oh
the conference report. Some Of those
present were insistent that they ought
tn vote for the measure II il satisfied
the President; others thought they only
ought to support It if it satisfied theB'-
selves, and they didn't expect it would
That reminded Mr.. DoIIiver.
out on my farm he said, there s
a big water tank up on a high plat
form. got the idea that it might De
well to see what was getting into Ire
tank, and so at much pains and edort
climbed up. At the top OF the ladoef
found il wasn't high enough; but i
got my fingers through some knonloieSs
and broken places in the boards and
finally pulled myself up where l couiu
see.
Il got a fine look into the enk and
saw all the decayed birds and various
kinds Of refuse that has got INTO II. 1
could see the bad roof on the house
and the matches that the barn needed.
All the tanks and trougfs on the place
were visible, with all their defects
found out Just how bad everything was,
and then ] was ready TO come down
O, yes, / had the information; oat LOT
down with it.
And that's the way we are with this
tariff bill We've climbed up and dis
covered w bad it is. but how are re
to get ZJSn2"
AND with that introduction he proceed
ed TO explain the extreme difficulties OF
voting either for or against the bill
one Of the seIf-made men OF the
House il. Representative William F. En-
glebrisht, CT the First California dis
trict. He is a native OF New Bedford.
Mass. but moved 20 California with
his parents when young and started
in life at the Mare Island navy yard
as a house ioiner's apprentice. From
this he drifted into civil engineering,
and then into mining engineering. He
has become recognized authority on
mining and irrigating problems and has
been Identified with many of the most
important mining enterprises and min
ing Iitigations of California and the
United States. Euglebright is mem
Der Of the executive committee of the
California State Miners Association.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Secretary Shaw seems to have intend
ed TO scare folks by telling that the
people have "intimidated their Repre-
sentatives." He is much more likely to
encourage them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

Old Sol certainly acts as If he were
in league with the Administration. May
be he has plans for a swing round the
circle himself.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-07-31

of heaven can launch, Is calculated to
inspire a touch Of respect even in pow
ers which have some triding doubts
about the story. It isn't every military
nation than can invent so good a story.