The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-07-28
HUNOR or THE DAY

III HUNOR or THE DAY
..o DOCS s.. he e; ever do anything on time
Press. elrolt Free
T1eeacher-what is an ocean? JOHNNY
New York Sun. pS'-
Hes sun EsediPg next months rs mss ss
zines. Buffalo Express.
Wife-John. you need moro .ro-.,..
Gup "a bookkeepeO-E Grear
| scott amt l running up and down ~oi
c nIhns OF figures all day.-Boston Trans
n.y. Mt viii III probably be many years before
will All do?" 'Oh GET I msaTisd what
pose.''-cleveland Leader. ''''' 'su' sup
They. say the wedding was a swell a.
1in;,,a,. swell? The bridesmaids carried
55HIo"er bouquets of real spring vegeta-
Dies. Louisville Courier-Journai
IF I were you I wouldn't be fool
ce5fiS- ..-r True. replied Diggs. compla-
that you are yourself."-The Circle
to gamble. I Tso WORSE ier t5ai married man
IIdlotlc. His wife gives him f. he
$3.50. otfu COuTlScateS the urOceade &.
WIS kansas City Journal - NC
do What ,s exclaimed Mrs Flatleigb "you
week for GO COOKING ski m 3, y2 1b pay girl SO
MIS- MIS-; ssrbanville. We only pay her e. y
me MeE TOT cooking The only IS is for stay
., rCharEdIe,s, dear said young Mrs. Tor
bought has pedig TaS fha a.ye horse y2s
S g9I1iPIiacent reply. We'll knowing how
VeferinSs Gu are with horses. consulted
me doctor says It won't hurt him in tSe
least Washington star. ''' 81 '"7
Mrs; Bullyon- Boundermere f5alt,tt,,, -
HAS H srs5!!tt chatting with countess
And really 1 think Amonretfe.ss fe are sht ,EIa9
fiyeiy c % az; was there today and posi-
t ttbvSIy couIdn give an order. Each nat
ttiiICS sHoWed me was more frighffuI than
the last. The Countess-S0 sorry 49, ~
IL Guiun pIease you. Amourette's is a lit
TIC venture oil mine, you know,-Punch
,,s Bgt is he a progressive man?' Pro
under the table. Now he can stay PI ~ mn If
feet feet With any of the boys@chcago9 i Res i1s
you You have q new maid I see. Mrs
400 ~ VIE, res got her about a week
much; indeed She lets me do almost as
IKE about the house."-Chicago Journal
Your baby cries great deal, ..vo. D..
answered Mr.. Bliggens 1T isn't well"
w hats the aiIment?'' 1T doD,t -.
Inc only thing I'm sure of is that il isn'f
the sleeping sickness. Washington star
What do they mean by an impassioned
appear That's a complimentary terr,
applied by folks to the losing il yS,,sr.
speech LOUISVILLE Courier-JournaL
An the worlds a stage" But voy
y bai1 see a crowd of girls hanging around
IDOLS pass out. "-Washington Herald.
Isn't it lovely, dear. that you don't near
look your age?" And you. dear. stav
City Times.
,Bounder-What became of you last night.
Oh mani Rounder-I spent the evening
Win YOU old chap.-Chicago News.
Mr., Gudthing, YOU said you'd gimme a
quarter for a lock Of sis's hair" ives
Chester" We'll, here's the whole su,itcb'
cIIst cut Off what you want Kansas
City Times.
She won't love me: I can never win
her love" Get her to pity Won pie, e.
akin TO love" I'd rather get her ieaIo1s
Washington Herald.
What hat do you mean when you say that
means that he outshines him. "-CIeveland
Leader
Farmer Foddershucks-H do them
summer boarders Of yOurn keen busv5
Reuben Robbins-They play golf Fsrfner
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES hath Sam Hil1's tbat7
Reuben Robbins-'S near's / kin ffgrerT~
us solitaire shinny.-Cleveland Leader