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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
Lee Al AppomattOx

Men who saw the defeated general
when he came forth from the chamber
where he had signed the articles of
capitulation say that he paused mo-
ment as his eyes rested once more on
the Virginia hills, smote his hands to-
gether as though in some excess of
inward agony, then mounted his gray
horse, Traveller, and rode calmly away.
.ei If that was the very Gethsmane of
shis trials, yet he must have had then
one moment of supreme, if chastened,
joy. AS he rode quietly down the lane
Leading from the scene of capitulation
he, passed into view of his men--of such
as remained of them. The news of the
surrender had got abroad, and they
were waiting, grief stricken and de-
jected, upon the hill-sides when they
caught sight of their old commander on
the gray horse. Then occurred one. of
the most notable scenes in the history
of the war. In an instant they were
about him, bare-headed; with tear wet
faces, thronging him, kissing his hand,
his boots, his saddle; weeping, cheering
him amid their tears, shouting his name
to the very skies. He said MEN, we
have fought through the war together.
I have done my best for You. Ny heart
is too full to say more. From FRobert
E. Lee, the Sentherner.D -
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
The County Tax Rat.

The county rate Of taxation as fixed
by the commissioners yesterday is sure
to meet with severe criticism. The
county rate last year was SO cents on
the 800 and this year it is 81 .O2, q raise
of 80 cents. This was made necessary
in order to meet the principal and in
terest due on the courthouse bonds anu
to give the schools of the county more
money.
The law authorizing the issuance of
the courthouse bonds compels the com.
mlssioners to levy sufficient tax each
year to redeem $1,000 of the bonds and
to pay the annual interest on all the
bonds. The law also fixes the first
Monday of January of each year as the
time of redemption and payment of
interest.
On the first Monday of January 1910,
$4,000 of the bonds and $4,000 interest
will fall due. In order to have suffici-
emit funds in the treasury to meet this
I'll, 900 it was necessary for the commits
sioners to fix the rate high enough to
raise it all on theF'. first installment of
taxes due in1 December of this year
The excess, if any, and the amount
collected on the second installment, due
next June, will go into the redemption
and interest funds for the payment of
the amount due the first Monday of
January 1911.
Next year the rate will be materially
reduced, because as least half of the
amount due on the courthouse bonds
will be already in the treasury.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
GOldtleld's Paysll decreasing Steadily

There are now 1886 men employed
an the mines and mills of the Goldfield
district, according to table compiled
BY the Goldfeld News. >
At an average earning of $12O per
month this makes a monthly payroll of
1884, 800. In many cases this average
should be increased at least 10 per cent
which would swell the total by several
thousand dollars.
In addition to this there is large
clerical force and salaried men, such as
managers and superintendent, that
would bring the total disbursement on
account of mining operations up to
$500, 900 per month
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03

The department of commerce and
labor has at last taken up the idea that
has been suggested. periodically by the
press of the country during the past
decade. That is that the department
try to arrange SO that when there is a
surplus of idle men in one section such
surplus can be transferred tr a section
OF the country where there is a lack of
labor. In short, it is. the oft repeated
policy of taking the 1obless man to the
manless job. The immigration officials
have been doing this in the case of
alien labor arriving here, and there is
no reason at all why this same policy
should not be pursued in connection
with the welfare of the citizen laboring
class. -Humbrldt Starr.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
Valuable Medicine.

No family medicine chest should be
without peroxide Of hydrogen. This is
OF the greatest value in disinfecting
any abrasions Of the skins which may
have been suffered. It destroys all
germs with which It comes in contact
and should be Immediately applied to
pin, prick or any other Of the so.
called trihing hurts. As matter of
fact, pin wound Is often more dan.
gerous than one a hundred times it's
size, for the point may contain some
deadly poison which is infected before
the prick n even noticed
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF ToT.EDo, ] ,
LUCAS COUNTY. ~

Frank ). Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner Of the firm OF F.
j. Cheney & Co., doing business I'm
the City of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case
Of CHtarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of Halls Catarrb Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
I'm my presence, this 9th day of
December, A. ID. 1886
(sEAL) A. W. GLEARoN,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken in.
ternal1y, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials free.
f }. CHENEY & co TOLEDO, q.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipatlon.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
Shoe Repairing

My shoe trade has steadily increased
so that it has left me no time to do re.
pairing. and have sold out my rcpair-
ing department. to Robert Schultz.
whom l can recommend as good work
man.
All work in the line Of shoe repairing
will BIC done by him at my store.
Come everybody and bring your shoe
repairing.
A. L. MAUK, :THE;sHoE MAN.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03
coIors Of Lakes.

Some lakes are distinctly blue; 9TH
ers present various shades of green,
so that In some cases they are hardly
distinguishable from their level, grass
covered banks; a few are almost
PACK. The lake of Geneva is azure
nued; the lake OF Constance and the
lake OF Lucerne are green; the color
OF the Mediterranean has been called
lndigo. The lake Of Brfenz is greenish
yellow, and its neighbor, Lake Thun.
is blue.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-03-03

Epitaph for a Millionaire.
He owed no man. He even paid for
his friendships.-Life.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

at the alleged farce trial The Charles
ton Mall tells what the postmaster
thinks of the proceedings In the follow
ing: ,r,.
The Judge of the criminal court oil
Mfngo county has issued rule OF con
tempt against B.. Randolph Bias. post
master Mt williamson. who Is the &C
.knowledged author OF an article which
appeared In the Bluefletlld Telegraph
containing severe reflections on, the
court in the matter of the recent pros
ecution OF ex-Sheriff Musicll on the in
dictment charging him with padding
his Jail accounts.
And from reports received from the
seat or the trouble 1t appears that the
Williamson postmaster Is right glad
that he has been cited to appear to an
swer the. contempt charge. It Is init
mated that he will make a defense be-
fore the court that will make some
peoples hair stand on end. and II In
the. finish he Is given a few hours In
the bastile he will enjoy 1t III the u.s.
sarance that his account for keep dur
Ing the period of his confinement will
not be padded"
Evidently. B. Randolph has on his
fighting clothes and the threat OF a
jail sentence for contempt Is not 60
ing to deter him from pursuing the
fight In which he has enlisted with
otheri of the citizens OF bleeding Min
RI I'm
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
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COMPETENT JuD1ES.
Beauty Doctors Endorse l4erplcide. =

Beauty Doctors Endorse !1erplcide. y"
Women who make 4 business OF
Identifying other women come pretty
near knowing what will bring about
the best results. Here are letters from
two, concerning Herplcide
II can recommend Newbro's Herpt
eide, rs it stopped my hair from failing
out: and. us dressing 1t nds no supe'
lIor.
assigned. )-Bertha A. TrulllngeH
"Complexion Specialist,
"29h Morrison St. Portland. Ore"
after using one bottle cf 'Herpicide'
my hair has stopped falling out. and
my scalp ID entirely FREQ from dan.
druff.
"(signetl.) Grace Dodge.
"Dcn:ty Doctor
"195 Sixth ST.. Portland. Ore"
Sold by leading druggists. Send loo
in stamps for sample to The Herpiclde
Co. Detroit. Mich. One dollar bottles
guaranteed. Cranes Drug store. spe'
clal Agent. Z, 6
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

The mention OF Hon. Virgil l.. High
land. OF Clarksburg rs n probable can
di.late for governor. Is no doubt EN-
barrassing to the Telegram. for Stu
art Reed and Charley Swfsher nre both
CLOSE" to the ClarRsburg Republican
organ. But when Reed and Swisher
and Highland agree to pull straws and
two of them get out OF the other ones
way then the Telegram will get In on
the deal In great shape. It has plenty
Of time to get in. for 1t Is good
while till 1912.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
Harper's Magazine gets of the fol

Harper's Magazine gets of the fol
lowing: s.s 81, v~
That the passion for exclusive news
stories" is by no means confined to
tho newspapers of big cities was anus
ingly illustrated not long ago by m
editorial in country paper In Iowa.
I'VE were tho flflrst journal In the
State." ran this notice. ito announce
on the 18th Instant, the news OF the de
structlon In Des Moines by fire OF the
mammoth painting establishment oil
Jenkins Brothers. We are now the
first to inform our readers TINT the
report was absolutely without founda
ton"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

II West Virginia should get another
Congressman by virtue OF increased
population as shown by the 1910 CEN
sus ne will be Republican. our Demo
cratic friends can make sure OF that.
A Republican Legislature will fix the
districts and 1t can be done so eacn
one of the six will have Republican
majority of from 5000 to G.000. Isn't
that nice?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
R ev. ziflcerlt

i 49, l-.-..
|cs w. Nestor. d y. Anvil. &. e: #Ross
wv! Nv. Gordon. L 1
Flnahc r.. Butler. y. ii. MOSS
bdrg. j. 81 Phillips. w. a. ireland. Da
trii Taliman.s ~ ;sf Z,
Foreign missions W. H. Hart. G
w. Morris. O; Lo,itaer. Miss Catherine
shinn, J. IA. Singer.
Fraternal. relatlons-T. W. Ireland
b. G. Helmick. "A. l. McKeever, J. s
Plerpont, DR.. ]. B. Watson.
lt.Omcial character N. Holt. U. w
|Morrison. O., H.. Snyder. n. B. Stewart
J. b. Riggs.
Sabbath obserrance-G: w. Norris
M. steele. L. B. Douglas, Gale Butcher
B.. B. Heron. Is, III b
Christian Endeavor-s. c. Jones. c
A.Isner, G. B. Stewart, c. P: Holhert
c. C. Richman.
Colleges-L. E. oldaker.A. F. Hess
G. C. Douglas. s. f. Burns. Coleman
Hodges.
Judiclary-D. G. Helmlck. U. W
Morrison. C. l.. Queen. F. e. William
son, Virgil Vandervort.
Preachers add. ]. Phillips. G. P
Butler. T. F. Goolc. A. NJ. Nestor. r
A. Curry
Literature-Jesse r. Jones, l.. B
Douglas. J. !. Vincent. W. 8. King. II
l.. Dardelle.
:! Tempennce-B M. Mitchell. l.. r
Poole, o. P. McNeill, F. Richter
Lloyd Tolhert.
Sunday schools-F. r. Kelly. G. A
Imer, A.. F. Hess: 8. D. Oldaker. r
b. Ross. ~.
Boundaries-U. w. Morrison, $. c
Jones, B. NJ. Mitchell. /. P. Dean. ]
n. -Ruttencutter. . .
Obitnarles-J. H.. Mossburg. J. A.
Cobb, r. F. Goode. A. J. utt, ]. II. Rod
ison.
Sub-distrlct conferencns-T. ]. He
kle, F. T. Kelly. J. H. Tough, ii. H.
Sharp. B. r. Grow. -
Superanuated relations - w. H.
Hart, J. H. Mossburg. NJ. Ireland. Ed
Hare, r. P. Tyson. -,.,...
Assessments-O. Louther. }. u
Shock, l.. H. linn. Walter A Carpen'
ter. ]. u. Thomas:
Devotional services-G. II. Snyder,
c. P. Butler, J. l. Vincent. J. W. Nor
ris. James Shaw.
Conference, programme. J. Vim
cent. f. G. Caipps. G. Fl. Snyder, ).
II. Taylor. H. D. CASTOR.
L Home mlssions-A. ]. Altman. NJ.
ireland, C. L. Queen. W T. Lynch II.
D. CASTOR. d.
Church extenslon-L- B. Douglas
e A. Nicholson. Josiah Payne. A. N.
Conley. John Laird.
ministerial elucation-G. B. stew
art. r, A. Hamilton. George R. Brown.
r. Ad. Hall. J. ". Watson.
General interests-A L. MckeeVer'
Josiah Payne. F. T. Kelly. Walter A.
Carpenter, Alvn Williams.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

It Isn't much wonder the West Vlr.
ginian la popular with the country peo.
pie when We note the fine line OF local
letters published from different coun.
try places from time to time. These
letters arc OF interest to people In
other counties and other States Tor
they contain many names OF people
VINO have friends scattered all over the
country. We are very proud OF our
country correspondence.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
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PUSHING THINGS in PANAMA.

.HiftsssF PCcpAC VI AhS o1ltth
States have been fusslnE over the
I wool schedule or the hide schedule or
various kindred things included In the
tariff bill. the segregated mite of pop
4 ii1atlon down on the Isthnus OF Pana-
ma Inns been putting a new. aspect
on the building or the canal. 1t is no
longer matter OF digging II ditch.
Concrete is being laid. Villages are be-
! ing moved, qunrries opened. locks an
\ chored. Preparations arc almost conf
Gpleted for the constructive work or
Z the canal and the whole project :s en-
Itering upon Its second phase Of accom-
j: plislment. ~
Il hen the record for the month OF
July was taken 1t was found that the
\ United States had surpassed the ex-
scavation mark Set by the French during
the years they were at work before
abandoning the undertaking. The
Z French excavated s1.54S.000 cubic
!; yards. The American nave taken ont
! S1.697,97s cubic yards. There are o..
gGs, GIT yards still to be excavated.
From now, on It Is expected That the
excavation records will dwindle as the
constructive work progresses. the pres
emit plan being to bring the excavatlng
I and constructive work to an end sim
Gnl taneously. Tie new phase OF nctiv-
..ijty puts an entirely different complex
ion upon the busiest ten mile strip in
the! world. g The rock-crushing plant ut
/. ..Ancon is ready for work. The Gatun
dam over which reams of paper have
Sheen used In argument. Is slowly ris-
ling. the surface OF the pond having
risen ten feet I'M the last month so
that the water encroaches on the old
tracks OF the Panama railroad. Great
sheets OF cement are being laid In the
5spillway the floor: OF which Is to be one
foot thick.
To make ,way for the Gat,ln dam the
4 entire village OF Gatun has been wiped
out. This hamlet Is within the limits
I; o1 the dam, and Its site will eventually
\ be. covered. Az the old village disar-
5;pears. the new Gatun on the Mills over
Hooking the site OF the dam and locks
! grows larger. 1t is now one OF the
largest settlements on the Canal Zone.
Gatun was a point where. In the
Z days. gone by. the bongo-loads OF Call
z fornia travellers used to stop for re-
Sfreshment on their, way up the river;
! where eggs were then sold for dol
aar, and tho rent for hammock was
two dollars a night.
When the Americans arrived in 1904.
4 Gatun was the center OF a compare
lively large river trade. The village
4 consisted OF a dozen stores. n church.
and seventy or more Motive nuts. The
negro settlement near the railroad sta.
titton, known MS the ''Cite de Lesseps"
numbered about SO shacks. and there
were nine other buildings near the
4 station. The only vestiges Of the
French village We're the negro shncks
Y and one mouse constructed OF French
+ material. and later occupied rs an Of
I dee by the Americans.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
BOWLERS WIN AGAIN.

HARRISBURG. Aug. 2f.-The Bowl
ers of Fairmont and the st Louis
Stars. the lady team. played on the
local grounds here yesterday In 4 fast
contest which was finally won by the
Bowlers by the score OF S to I. Both
teams were In good shape for the con-
test which was q good one. A crowd
of 400 fans filed the grand stand and
ull were well pleased with the game.
Score:
Bowlers o 3 4 l 0 o o o.
st. Louis ........2 0 0 0 O 0 o.
Beers and Rosenmerlsle: st. Leon.
Robbins. Hook and Policy. 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
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I'm BLEEDING MlNGO.

A.. We sometimes think Fatrmont Is
'',,bad" and we say harsh things about
each other occasionally. but Fairmcnt
I Ii not o patching" to Williamson.
Mdngo county. where an ex-sheriff re-
gently underwent trlal-his enemies
say q mere mock trIal-on serious
1 graft charges. Now. the postmaster Is
threatened with o jail sentence for
/ contempt by the judge who presided
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

II Is amusing 10 see some self impor-
tnnt people try to net "big." They
seem to think the world revolves
around their pnny possessions but 1t
doesn't, what seems like that to the
stuck up little folks is only mirage.
The big feeling little people In every
community are enough to keep the
rest OF the folks slCk half the time.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

The Parkersburg State Journal COM
ments overwhelmingly on 4 wltticlsHl
Of tho Cumberland News as follows:
The Cumberland News says that
the New York woman who married 4
bogus count. might ask for recount.
No use-the count Is too much
against her.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

The most extraordinary Of all Falra
held by this Society. Ono grand round-
up Of the finest lot of mertorfous e*-
hlbita and attractions ever seen at any
Fair. All records shattered, all prs
eedents ecTlpsed, by the coming show.
So much unites to your interest,
amusementa and enjoyment, so much
demands your attendance here, that
NOTHING SHOULD INTERFERE
WITH YOUR MAKING A DAY OF
1T AT THIS, THE GREATEST OF
ALL FAIRS. .i9 l.s
A. REyMANN, President. 4
GEO. HOOK, Secretary. j
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

Estimated expenses for year. $9a.0O
Fl. C. SATTF1RFIELD.
Recorder Town OF Rves7ille.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
ESTIMATE FOR TOWN OF RiVEs
VILE.

At meeting OF the common coun'
ell OF the town OF Riyesville held In
its regular meeting place on August
10, 1909. the following Is the estlmat-
ed expenses for the ensuing year. for
the town of Rivesville.
For in1nrovpments nj streets and
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
Balloon Racing

4--Mammoth BalIoons- Represent
IND the States OF Ohio, Pennsylvania,
Maryland and West Virginia, for large
cash prizes.. Hundreds of other free
attractions. Shows, Displays and
Amusements. s.-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

grew stronger, and within three months.
was a perfectly we'll woman.
II want this letter made public to
show the benefit women may derive
from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound."-Mrs. JOHN G. MoLDAN.
211b Second St., North, Minneapolis
MINI.
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Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
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the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham'a
Vegetable Compound to restore their
health. :. 0-,..5i ,5.....,
! Ifyou want special advice write
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She will trcaty0ur 1etterasstrictly
confidential. For 90, years she
has been helping sick women In
this way, free Of charge. Don't
hesitate write at once.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26
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LETTER. |: I ! | ! ! y !. D.
PUBLISHED. ! !
For Benefit of Women who
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-08-26

10 TroEt1ns, Pacing and running
q Big Concert Bands.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-04-22

But der rezuld on wheat? Will
id be felt?"
"Vill id! Why der millers will all
hat to make -four by der Patterned
roller process, yess.'
"He must be manipulating der
marget?"
we'll, he certainly ISIS forcing his
enemies to der vail"
''Vot will dey do den?"
"Chump off der vail into der lake,
I guess
Il don'd dink dot a speggelaider
shout de allowanced to make der
luxuries of life necessity
"Ah, but he hass corner on id. y
"Vell, a polissman shout run him
off der corner"
Maybe Won will, after bread ISIS 6
cents a loaf"
so? / am glat dere ISIS no cor
ner on beer. How can dey stop id?''
DER only way to break a corner
in wheat ISIS to swamp der opera
dor, und den surrount der swamp
nit a posse
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-04-22
EQUINE SOCRATES
PROVES HIS WISDOM

SOUTH NORWALK, Conn, April
22.-SOcrates, an East Norwalk
horse, owned by Asiel Cameron,
was tied to post this morning
Socrates took this as an insult to
his dignity.
He chewed the rope in two and
ran away at terrific pace through
crowded streets. Then he must
have reasoned that he was making
a fool of himself, for he retraced
his way to the post, where he was
found with the end of the hitching
rope in his teeth.
Whoa! You Socrates.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-04-22
HOW Gov JOSEPH CoRNERED HOW PATTEN CoRNERED
WHEAT. WHEAT.


scandal about Joseph's life in the
Potiphar household. The captain of
the guards suddenly conceived a
great dislike to his favorite slave
and threw him into prison for life.
While in Jail the young refugee
developed a wonderful power of in
terpreting dreams, which eventual
ly came to Pharoah's ears. His ma
jesty, according to the court gossip,
had a strange dream some seven
years ago, which every one failed to
interpret, till he sent for the Jew
ish prisoner.
So successful was Joseph in in
terpreting the dream that Pharoah
not only freed him from prison, but
made him governor of Egypt with
power almost equal to his own.
Joseph is now about 81 years old,
is married to Asenath, daughter of
Potipherah, the priest of On. The
couple occupy palace near to the
Pharaoh. They have two children,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-04-22
BY FRED SCHAEFER.

See dot man ofer dere nit a
gray cigar und lightet moustach-
him NIT der 40 caret loaf of bread
sparkling on his shirt bosom-dot
ISIS Patten, der wheat king
"Vot does he dit?"
ooh, holdings much. Only he
mate wheat chump from IS cents a
bushel to $9.63 a peck in fife min
udes."
"Ad dot rate wheat will soon be
pottet blant. Vot ISIS der soludion
of der answers"
"Don'd you see i'd will make flour
so high dot you can'd eat Vite
bread?"
Il can'd eat i'd now"
why"
"Becoss my wife bakes i'd"
yet, i'd may efen raise der brice
of pumpernickel bread"
But pumpernickel ISIS mate of
rye"
Dots so. Such waste of rye!"