The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-06
sklLLFuL. SURGERY.

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/ The sensational achievements OF
medical surgery--as for example. the
removal and restoration of mans
heart. cutting out mans tongue. etc
continue to arouse the special won
der OF the world.
The latest OF many amazing achieve
ments In this line Is the grating OF a
Sleeps jugular vein on the leg OF a
Misunderstanding the circulation and saw
ing the limb-if not the life of the pa
tient. This ia reported to be the frst
instance where such a transfer from
an animal to a human being has been
made. The operation took place in
Paris under the direction of Professor
Doyen, famous specialist--who win
describe the process before the Inter-
national Medical congress at Budapest
for the benefit Of the entire medical
fraternity.
Many exceedingly nice points were
involved in the operation--failure in
any one OF which might have been ia
tal-while 1t was absolutely necessary
that the whole transaction should be
completed in forty-nve minutes. All
these conditions seem to have been
complied with and the science Of heal
ing thus scores another great victory.
~ They say DR.. Cook is very modest,
too.
T What's wrong with September
weather?
sT There are all kinds Of flying ma
chimes and many of them really fly.
az There are a lot OF people who
want BalIinger made secretary of the
exterior.
ET The democrats say they can lick
Taft four years hence with Senator
Culberson OF Texas.
az The farmers of North Dakota viii
be interested to know--that diamonds
have advanced In price.
RT The next time the world will come
to an end win be in 1s17-if you be-
lieve the prophets OF calamity and dis
aster.
eE It is proposed to give a man a
vote for every child in his family. This
might lead to some people adopting a
bunch.
ET Louisville gave great barbecue
to the demoerats-and there wasn't a
republican in sight-till after the feast
was over.
eT It is predicted that butter will
reach so cents by the holidays Rocke-
feller better hurry up his kerosene
butter factory.
ear One paragrapher says chickens
are the most pious birds known to
mankind-as SO many of them enter
the ministry.
ET A joint debate between Ballinger
and Pinchot would draw almost as
large crowd as the proposed fight be-
tween Jeffries and Jack Johnson.
GET Rheims IL not pronounced
''Reems," nor 'Rimes," according to au-
thority. It's Rance" and is spoken
through the nose. "Rangse"-just like
that.
EE Weilman would have been greatly
disappointed had he arrived at the
north pole and found Cooks flag there.
It's just as well his old gas bag went
bump.
f~ That st. Louis woman--who
swallowed her raise teeth nearly q
quarter Of a century agois now COM
planning OF gnawing sensation in her
"innards."
IA Some of the universities are cut
ting out the padding In football uni
forms. Pretty soon they will be cut
ting out the long hair--and there won't
be any glory left in the game.
ar A Hindu has been over In Ameri-
ca investigating things and concludes
that Americans would have more mon
ey to set up housekeeping on--if they
spent less during courtships.
Paddington.
Paddington. N. d., Sept. s.-To The
Forum: Threshing is in full blast
around here and the wheat is turning
out better than we expected.
#. G.. Fortier and p. B. Cook were