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The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
STNIAIARN

from the parlors of the Henry j. Gallagher
company, 1914 Webster street between Ellis
and O'Farrell thence TO St Brigids church.
where requiem mass VIII be celebrated for
the repose OF her soul. commencing at $50
o'clock. Interment Holy Cross cemetery.
RUSSELL-In this city, October I 1909 Henrv
beloved husband Of Carrie Russell. a Ratfyp
Of Marysyille. Cal. aged 80 years.
Friends and acquaintances are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral today (Sat-
Iors Of Fl; r. suhr { Co.. .2ei9 Mission street ee
ment Mount Oivet cemetery. BY I1s3O a. M
train from Twenty fifth ane Valencia streets
sAUNpERs-In this city. October 4 1909. at
Elizabeth Saunders. native of Philadelphia
Pa. aged 30 years months and 8 days.
Friends are invited to attend the funeral
tomorrow Sunday, October TO- 1909, at as
O'Clock p. M. at the chapel of j. o. o. r.
s,emetery Point Iobos avenue, Incineration.
none but her dearest friends follow her re-
mains TO their last resting place.
sEARBY-In this city. October T. 1909, William
Martin searhy. beloved husband of the late
Maria Eliza Searby. and father of Frederick
and Mary r, searby, a native OF Croft
Lincolnshire. England, aged "A years months
and 16 days.
Friends are respectfully invited TO attend
the funeral today Saturday, October q
earSh aSis Post I street rs%0e nsap Weostep Sep
Interment private.
SITES In Oakland. Cal. on Thursday evening
October T. 1909. in the ninty-ninth year OF
her age, Mrs. Rosala Sites widow of tbe
late DIR. Oscar Sites. and for many years \
resident of New London, Conn
Funeral services will be held today fsatur
day). October o, 1909. at 230 O'Clock D. M
at the residence of James Taylor northeast
eorner of Fifteenth and Jefferson streets Oak
land. lnterment private.
TETLEY-In this city, October g. 1909 Thomas
W. Tetiey beloved husband of Emily Tetley
native of England, aged AZ years 4 months
and days
TYLEH-In this city. October Z 1909 Homer
Watt husband of Genevieve Tyler and father
of Orno r.. George s.. Herbert A. Edward
R.. Homer D. and Alice Genevieve Tyler
native of Mansfield. Ohio, aged 4S years and
&c days
Friends are respectfully invited to attend
the funeral today Saturday. at IL 80 o. clock
from his late residence j910 California street
Interment tprivatel, Cypress Lawn cemetery.
by automobiles.
WHTTELY-In this city. October s. 1900 James
Whitley, a native of Paterson, NJ j. aged
81 years / month and IL days.
YAeER In this city October TO- 1909, Chris
tian Walter wager, dearly beloved son Of
brother Of Agata and Simon Yager. native
of San Francisco, CAL, aged . months and
days.
Friends and acquaintances respectfully
invited to attend the funeral tomorrow fSun-
dayl. at ] o'clock p. M. from the residence
of his parents. 3T69 Twentieth street between
Guerrero and Dolores. Interment Mount oil
vet cemetery.
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Harness Horses Will Race
At Stadium Speedway

The Park amateur driving club will
hold a series of trotting and pacing
races at the stadium speedway this
afternoon. The card is an attractive
one and some good sport is predicted.
The following are the starters:
First racey-alass c trotters. mile heats, two
ia three-Aolera & Joseph's Belle 0verton F. l..
Mstthes' Walter G. Captain w Matson's Nc
Kinney M, A. =. Clayburgh's Charles IL
Second race-Ciass A PAGERS. mile heats two
in three-I. l.. Bordens Roberta, F. L. Mathes'
Opitsah
Third race-CIsss A trotters mile heats. two
in three-A. 0ttngers Mike Kelly. S. Christen-
sons Reina Directum. +. ]. kllpatriek,s Elma
s D. E Hofman's Or. 0'Brien.
Fourth race-Class trotters. mile heats two
in three-L L. Bordens Barney Barnsto G..
Wempes Plumada, F. Won Issendorf's Cita
Dillon, !. W. Smedey's Red Velvet NJ W.
Herzogs Lady Nell.
Fifth race-Class d trotters. mile heats two
in three-AIolera & Joseph's Bay Mare. r. No
lans Pan Yan. F. ]. Kilpatricks Katy Yandle.
f. Cerciat's California Belle E. Stocks Director
B.. H. C. Ahlers' Ocean Beach, l. l.. Borden 5
Ella g.
Starter-George r. Gay
Judges-A. J. Molera, G. Lyon, F. +. Booth
Tfmers-G. F.. Erlin, r. Nolan, A. Aielletz.
Marshall. f. BanDan
Seerctary-F. W. Thompson
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Daggie Smith
Brings String
ToEmeryyille
Good Colts, Tnrref and Gilbert
Rose, Are Among Clever
Performers
Among the trainers .preparing horses


Among the trainers preparing horses
at Emeryville for the coming. season
of racing is @Daggfe" Smith.
who brought his string down
from Sacramento a few days ago.
The well known turfman returned
early in the summer from Vic
toria and since then has been at the
Sacramento track giving his horses
light exercise. There are some clever
performers in the stable, among them
Turret, the colt eastern owners sought
to buy some months ago. He is owned
by B. L. Marks, who thinks he will be
the country. Gilbert Rose and Judge
Quinn are others "Daggie" will send to
the races. He also has number of
yearHngs by Bearcatcher.
Frank Skinner leaves today for Salt
Lake City to resume his duties in the
judges stand when the regular meet
ing at the fair meeting which. is on
this week at Salt Lake.
Willie Applegate was in this city for
a day this week. He lost S3,500 in two
days at Salt Lake and decided to retire.
Applegate left for New York Wednes-
Danny Maher and "Skeets' Martin
won half the card at Windsor recently,
Maher landing two mounts in front.
while the California rider was first to
the wire once.
Woodford clay. who has been serious
ly i'll in New York, is reported to be
improving.
Ed Corrigan says that his old horse,
the Kentucky Derby winner, Riley,
will have five year olds on the turf
in 1910. all the property of Harry
Payne Whitney. One of them is filly
out of the well known mare, Sister
Mary.
Thomas Welsh is finally having some
success in getting August Belmont's $
horse Fair PLAY, to work Up to last
week Fair Play had acted very sour,
but after he galloped six furlongs in
1:1S at Gravesend Welsh felt encour-
aged
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THE EEL TAKES PAGING RACE
AT LEXINGTON IN TWO HEATS
[Speeiol Dnpoich 10 The Call
By HENRY TEN EYCK WHITE

LEXINGTON, ky Oct. S.-Straight
heats were the rule at the trots today.
Jack McKerron being the only favorite
TO make good all the way, and his de-
feat in one of the miles came about
through his driver not getting TO work
in time when the home stretch was
reached.
The star number was the minute
pace, in which The Eel. Aileen Wilson
and Baron Whips were the starters.
In the betting the Canadian stallion
was choice over the field at a shade
better than , to l most of the time.
the hope of the fielders being Aileen
Wilson. who was reported to be on
edge. and. as she had won from the
gray at Columbus, she looked to have
chance. But-when il came to racing
the mare was of no account. The
Aileen Wilson people were confident
that If their mare did not break in
the second heat she would win, but
nothing of the sort happened. She
lay within half a length of The Eel
to the three-Quarters and then stopped.
Again Baron Whips came from behind,
but never got close TO The Eel, which
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
RRITIsH woMAN WINS

PHILADELPHIA. Oct. S.-By de-
feating Mrs. Caleb Fox of Philadel-
phia, up and to go, Miss Dorothy
Campbell, British champion. will to-
morrow meet Mrs. Ronald II. Barlow
of Philadelphia in the final round for
the wonan's golf championship on the
links of the Merton cricket club at
Haverford. Mrs Barlow reached the
finals by defeating Miss Margery
Phelps of Boston. s up and to go.
The special event was a best ball four
some won by Mrs. Caleb Fox of Phila-
delphia and Miss Louisa Wells of Bos-
ton. their score being 3S-43-S1.
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won in 2:03H Summary:
2:24 class, trotting, Johnson stake $1,000:
Jack NcKerron. h. h:. by A. ]. Mcker
ron. dam by Nutwood SHANK ..... 1
Ora Bellini. br. e., 10y Bellini (Dicker-
lsanders1 . 4
Frazzee. b. H.. by Arfon tGeersl 4 ;
Adboo, blk. b.. by Advertiser Turner. 3 )
lTime-2:11Is. 2:0SL. 2:l0, 2:11ta.
2:Io trotters, purse 81 900:
Demarest. br. e., by Ariel Highwood
dam Lady Disdain lGeersl l-...L....... /
Alice Roosevelt, ch. m. by The Searcher
Nancy Royce. blk. m, by Alerton (slc-
Surntsse b. g. by Sidney tGsnungi 5 ) 4
Kenyon W. blk. h., by Marco Bezzaris
thenyonl ,
Ed Monahan. b. g., by Boreal Bower
mani $1,000. 6 6
Time-2:09L. 2:0S3s 2:0SA
200 PAGERS purse 81 200:
The Eel, gr. b.. by Gambolier. dam Belle
Bidwel tMcEwen) .a...a......- l
Baron Whips, ch g., by Baron Dillon
Aileen Wilson. blk. m, by Arrowood
Time-2:O2% 2:03I.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
Seven Rugby
Games Will Be
Played Today
Freshmen and Varsity Teams of
Both Universities viii
Have Contests
RUGBY GAMES TODAY


stanford 1913 vs.. University of Pacific
NJ Stanford.
Stanford varsity vs.. Olympic at STAN
California varsity VS.. Barbarians at
California 1913 vs.. santa Clara at
Berkeley.
~. Mary's vs. Mission high at Oak
Aand.
san Jose high vs. Lowell high at san
Nevada varsity vs.. Reliance at Reno.
Today the freshmen teams at both
california and Stanford win play their
last Rugby games until the rival baby
Seams meet al California field next Sat
urday. Stanford freshies are TO meet
The team from the University Of the
Pacific and the California babies are
scheduled 10 play the Santa Clara team.
Both games are being eagerly looked
FORWARD 10 by followers of both the
.baoy teams, Is these games Will give
The final definite line on their ability.
stanford babies have been playing ex-
Neptional football, and have not lost a
same this season. The blue and gold
freshmen. on the other hand, have lost
several games The California fresh
men team viii line up as follows at
= 80 o'clock today:
- Fniibsck. Hubbard; three quarters. Baker
kdorris ana Brant; fiFe-eighJhs Mini and Camp.
BEL; half. Martini forwards Moody ZuiH Lame.
watkins. Wylie, Smith, Stack and Moore.
The varsity teams at both California
FSno stanford VIII also have games to-
day which viii extend them to their
slnlt. At Stanford the cardinal team is
scheduled TO meet the Olympic Is for
fShe second time this season. At the Ia ST
meeting Stanford won by three points
ia nothing. Olympic viii be represented
by very strong team
Stanford has been handicaped lately.
aOwing 10 several men being on the in
Eured list, and tOGay's team Will not be
of the full strength the cardinal Goa ch
IS able to put in the field The Olympic
team VIII be as follows:
Funbsck Briggs; three-quarters Csvansush
j. Webster. J. .. Miller and GocdeIl; halves.
launeister snd Parker: forwards Hickey, Mol
mo Tuller5 Mckenzie Wallfsch, Aguirre and
Evans.
The Stanford freshmen will meet the
University Of the Pacific men al 2.30
O'Clock The University OF the Pacific
team viii line up as follows.
FuibacI Sturgess: quarters. Needham.
Stonler. Bonglas and MeNesr. halves. Withrox
ana Turner. forwards. KeFser Hood. Ficke.
Nelcl, Read, Jereza, Tspp and Bernard
The California varsity team and the
BarbaFians are scheduled TO clash on
California field as soon as the freshmen
and Santa Clara finish their argument
The Barbarians viii have Faulkner the
former Stanford fullback as their last
line or defense today and he viii con-
Sioerably strengthen it. IN the for
wards Mum viii also be seen in ac-
ton. On the last meeting of these
teams the blue and gold went down to
defeat on very heavy and muddy
field. On a dry field, however. il is
hardly expected thar the Barbs are
strong enough 10 defeat the Califor-
mans Tie teams viii line up as fol-
lows
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line up as follows:

Mission high school is scheduled to
play its first game of the season when
il meets the St Mary's college at Oak
land this afternoon. The Mission boys
have been under the coaching OF Fl.
Renwick for the last three weeks and
are showing up well in practice. The
St Mary's team has played a number Of
games. and will probably be too strong
for the schoolboys. The teams will line
I'M as follows
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
Marriage Licenses

The following marriage licenses were issued In
Ssn Trancisco Friday. October s. 1903:
ABESHEIaI- -GUGGESHIME-E :. Aben-
helm. - London. and FiOrence,S. Guggenhime.
-. 2197 Iaguns St
BROWS- -SAIITH-Robert D. Brown. 81 COlfsx.
snd Minnie G. Smith IS. 35s H0wth 81
SoLA-Federic0 Csravoa. 26 and
Carmen Seis- &c. both n Ti9 Broadway.
MArrS0N- -MTREN-Aiinjas z W Msttson.
p. .5f Twelfth ST.. aud Olivia Myren, 81, &c
Fifth ave.
MILLER--PR0N ENCE-H Herman Miller. 80. sol
Twelfth 81, and Elizabeth Provence, 5s. 1882
Sufter
D--ssIBB0NS-E ELMER G.. Reed. %. and
Della T. Gibbons. 20. both Of AS O-Fsrreil 81.
a0NEaTTsY NEAIITsY - Jukichf Konem-
itsr. 3W aud kuni Nonemitsy ~. both OF
I1l015 Suffer 81
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ground and good weather are in favor
of a good exhibition between the two
teams. This is the first game played
al San Jose with a city team for some
years, and a big attendance is predicted.
San Jose high held a monster rally yes
terday afternoon, at which the princi-
pal spoke to the boys. Coach Moverly
also addressed the gathering. Lowell
team is at present playing in good form
and viii give the San Jose boys big
argument. W. II. Howard will referee
the contest. which is scheduled to begin
at O'Clock D. m.
The teams viii line up as follows:
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09

The Reliance team that went to Reno
last night is composed of the following
members:
Fullback, Hotehkiss three-quarters. Lumbsrd.
McElwrath. Harris and Teritsch; halves. Arnott
and POnaeroy. forwards. Salomon. Fairbanks.
Scott Dryberg, Hunter, Bartlett. Dalton and
Farmer.
The Stanford lineups are as follows;
Freshmen-B1y. Frank, Fyfe. Baumgartner.
Daryea Murlin Beleher. Lull-forw2rds. Wors-
wick half: Thoburn and Mitchell. hves; ARIEL,
center. Kern and CSss. wings; Ellis. full.
Garsity-Horton. Cheda. Fitting, Pemberton.
Hubbard Crawford. Dole, Thorpe-forwards;
Reed half: Roth and Stolz. hves; Towne, center
Holman and Drew. wings; Brown. fuils
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
no RACE rNDER saDDI,E

LEXINGTON. KY. Oct S.-ThrougIi
a match arranged here today the great
PAGERS, Lady Maud and Dan S.
owned by Miss Lolita Crabtree of Bos-
ton and Hedgewood Bow owned by
George Estabrook of Denver, will meet
here next week under saddle Reamy
May will ride Dan and II. K. Dew
ereaux of Cleveland Hedgewood Boy
while the other rider has not been
selected. The prize for which the
horses will race will be a huge silver
loving cup given by the Lexington as
sociatiOn
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09

NINTH annual concert aud ball
of THE. GAELIC DANCING
CLUB viii be given at the Au-
tiitorinm. Page and Fillmore
sts.. THURSDAY EVENING.
OCT. IA. Four aud eight hand
reels by members OF the club.
Grand exhibition of Gaelic
dancing by juveniles and other
attractive features General
admission 5tJc.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
TENNIS AT STANFORD

STANFORD UNIVERSITY. Oct. s.
The interclass tennis singles tourna-
ment is nearing a close. The finals will
probably be played on Monday. matches
in the doubles starting tomorrow.
Following is the schedule of the sim
giles already played
1910-E Jordan defeated X S. Jor-
dan. 1912-G. Sullivan defeated L. FL.
Reineman. ]. A. Ferguson lost to j. A.
Davis by default; Fl. S. Morgan de-
feated H. Rosse.
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Los Angeles 5, San Francisco 4

Los ANGELES, Oct SIN a close
game today, which developed into a
pitchers battle before the end. Los
San Francisco. Nagle held the yis-
itors down to one. hit in the first five
Innings, but weakened in the sixth
and permitted three hits, which netted
three runs for San Francisco. Eastley
gave way to Durham in the seventh
after Howard and j. Smith had made
doubtless Howard stole home in the
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
PAPkE beats LEMIs

PITTSBURG. Oct. S.-Billy Papke
feated Willie Lewis, the New York
fighter. tonight at the Duquesne gar
cens before the National sporting club
OF Pittsburg. Both men were standing
at the end of the sixth round, with
Lewis all but out.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
Notable Deaths

GUSTAV c. BRoBERG. PuBLIsHER-Chicsgo
Oct. S.-On the eve of his intended departure
with hik family FOR trip around the world
ssHstsf q. Br0berg. widely known among Swed
ish Americans publisher OF the STenska
Nrheter Newspaper. dropped dead here today
of besrf disease. He wss 81 years old and
had lived IN Chicago since 1850.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
BIRTHS

GINDORFF-In this city. October 5. 1903. to the
wife of g. A. Gindorf. daughter
JER0ME-in this city. September IS. 1903. to
the wife u Aibert Jerome. a
JONES-In this city. October Z. 1903. TO the
Wife-of Humphrey T. Jones,
FAN BRrST-Iu this city August 4 1909, 10
The wife OF W D. Van Brunt. a
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
Men wanted

Lots OF good jobs now open. To Sc
cure one place a little Employment
Wanted Ad in The Call: 10 cents a day
is all IL costs.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09

The Reliance team Of Oakland left
last night FOR Reno. where il is TO plav
The University of Nevada.
several Of the high schools viii be
busy TODAY with different games. The
game al "a n Jose between the local team
and Lowell high was postponed from
last saturday, owing 10 the inelemency
OF The weather, but today good
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DEATHS

BIsHoP-In this city October s. 1909 Anne
go0rhieS Bishop. daughter Of Anns VoOrhies
and Thomas Porter Bishop. aged months.
CAswELL-In E-kish, Cal. October Z. 1909,
Loo beloved son Of Mary and the late r. h
CssueIl and brother Of Mrs. c. A. Stuart
Marion F. Csswell and Mrs. J. T. Packard OF
Chicago Ill 4 native ~ Nevada City. Cal.
Nevada City. Cal. papers please copy
Friends and acquaintsnces respectfully
invited 70 attend the funeral services fomor-
row fSundayf Al 3 o'clock p. m. At the
funeral parfors OF Bunker & IuBf. 2666 Mis-
sion street between Twenty and Twenty
third mission Masonic tcmpiel. Infermenf
strictly private
CEANBERS-In Sfegc Cal. october :. 1902
rerolioe M Chamhere dearly beloved mother
n Fannie X. and J. Lloyd Chambers, native
~ Philadelphia. Pa.
Funeral services viii be held today tsatur
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Birth. marriage and death notices sent by mali
y IN net be Inserted. They must be handed in at
either of the publication Offices and be Endorsed
WITH the name and residence Of persons author
3zed 70 have fbe same published. Notices re-
stricted simply 80 the announcement Of the event
are published once IN this column free OF charge.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
MARRIAGES

WORD-TRAUB BE-In this city. October G. 1909
hy the Rev. j. fnendeling John Buchanan
Word and Rosalie Mathilde Traube.
The San Francisco call., 1909-10-09
SAN FRANCISCO
RUNS ANp IIITs BY INNINGS

'Two out when winning run was scored.
RUNS AND HITS BY INNINGS
Los Angeles o q o o / l. ;
Basehits .... 1 o o o 3 . o 1-lO
San Francisco. o o o o 4 o o o. 4
Basehits ~ 0 0 O 0 3 l. G
SUMMARY
Three base hit-Mnndorif. Two base hits
Davis Howard. i. Smith. Innings pitched--By
Eastiey 8, hits 6. runs q. First base on called
balis-On Nagle 4. on Eastley /. or Durham
Struck out--By Eastley 3. by Durham l. Double
plays4-Howsrd to Delmss to Beall: II. Smith
TO Delmas Passed balls--H. Smith, Berry
Time of game hour and 40 minutes. I5n-
pires-Irwin and MeGreevey.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-10
Strawberry Planting.

My traw5erries are set out the first
week in May, and it takes a week TO
dig and set the plants, which is plenty
long enough to leave the weeds, so
start the cultivator just as soon as
get through setting and keep it going
as the weeds show themselves.
l think that there is no danger of
over-cultivat.on. | narrow up the cul-
tivator as the runners spread and try
to leave the plants in uniform matted
rows or 2ls feet wide. Right here
let me say that long ago gave up try
ing to carry over an old bed, as
would rather set new every spring and
care for the new bed than clean out an
old one. | used TO try setting In the
fall, but 1t only gave me extra work in
wedding, with a greater percentage of
winterkilled plants, that had TO be re
set in the spring, and, worst of all. an
inferior quality of fruit. So l aban-
doned fall setting altogether
| do not trim the roots, although ]
like the plan. Time is worth too much
/ use a hoe in setting. Buy a new
hoe, as good one as | can find; cut
the handle off to fifteen or eighteen
inches long, then cut one side of the
hoe off to a point, the right side for
right handed man and the left side
for a left-handed man. find this tool
very valuable in wedding, so much so
that most of my men choose 1t in pref
erence 20 any other.
Taking this hoe and sticking it into
the ground its full depth and drawing
ii toward me enough to give room for
the roots of the plants to set behind it
80 that the roots will be straight down
IN the ground. | then place the plant
in and withdraw the hoe and, taking
both hands, press the plant in firmly,
he harder the better, unless the
ground is very wet-FarmeT and Dro-
vers' Journal
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-10
Spray Poisoning.

| sowed some rye in orchard to cut
green. Would the spraying of trees
with a poisonous solution be danger
Gus, or would rain wash any droppings
off rye?-R. p. Watson.
There is practically no danger of
poisoning live stock allowed to feed in
sprayed orchards or fed green stuff
cut from under sprayed trees, provtd.
ed reasonable precautions are oh.
served Some care should be exer-
cised not to overload the trees with
the spray. The aim should be to stop
as soon as the foliage begins to drip.
Experiments have shown that when
these precautions are observed it is
safe to feed the animals from grass
cut under such trees. On the other
hand. recent experience in Eastern
Massachusetts, where very large guam
titles of poisons have been used for
the destruction of the gypsy moth,
have shown that serious consequences
may result If the animals are allowed
TO feed under sprayed trees. The gen
eral rule under such conditions has
been to exclude them for at least for
ty-eight hours after spraying. or until
q good rain washes most of the poison
from the grass This latter rule is a
good one to follow in most localities
and can generally be observed without
inconvenience, even though ii may
not he dangerous to cut and feed
grass Immediately after the spray has
been applied.-Country Gentleman.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-06-10
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
SHOPPING.
S>CSG>G.&>SA.CCCCS

Mr.. May, large, fat, cheerful, had
been shopping with his wife. They
had spent the better part of a day al
it, and reached the station just in
time to catch the five-forty train home
In the car Mrs. May found a friend
with whom she began to converse ear.
nestly, leaving Mr.. May to the friends
husband. He, too, had been shopping
as his armful of bundles testified.
Don't you hate it?" he said to Mr.
May.
Hate wha.?" asked May, innocent
ly, with no apparent worry on his
face.
Hate this shopping, l mean. But
there's no reason why you should;
you haven't been buying anything at
al. l can't see," he looked his com
panion over, that you have single
package. You haven't been shop
ping
Mr.. May threw back his head and
laughed. MY dear Tom," he said
Mabel and l started in at IL o'clock
We went to three furnishing stores
FIVE department stores, and one gro
Gerry shop know because l counted
EN-. Three and five and one makes
nine. doesn't it? Yes, l guess that's
right.
We had lunch at the fourth depart
ment store, If you can call a chicken
sandwich the size of your watch a
lunch. We talked to forty-one sales
girls, one Of whom was a man
counted those. too. And now you say
| haven't been shoppingi"
All | can say is remarked the 9th
er, smiling, that you weren't made
into a pack-animal the way l was. Per
haps you had the stuff sent homer"
Not a bit of it," exclaimed Mr.
May. I've got it with me. Here il
is"
He dived into one coat pocket, then
another, and finding nothing there
struggled his way into his trousers
pocket Finally, on the left side, he
got hold of what he wanted. A pull
and he had jerked forth a diminutivt
package, which he held up for Cooper
to examine.
There you are!" he said Mine
stores and forty-one clerks, and this as
RESULT"
What is it?" asked the other.
"A box OF celluloid hairpins for the
cook"