Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-05-08
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Patience-That Miss Below is going
10 sing Patr.ce-Oh, is she7 What
shall we talk about?-The Taller
Mrs. Henpeck-You were talking in
-FOUR sleep last night, Henry. Mr..
lIenpecls-I beg your pardon. my dear.
Tor having interrupted you.-Stray
Stories
Sillicus-What do. you consider is
the proper time for a man TO marry7
cynicus-Oh, suppose when he hasn't
inything else to worry him.-Ph.ladel-
phia Record.
Departing Guest-We've had a simp-
" delightful timel Hostess-I'm so
glad. At the same time ] regret that
the storm kept all our best people
away.-Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. Bacon-This paper says that 4
mans hair turns gray about five years
earlier than a woman's. Mr.. Bacon
That is because a man wears his hair
all the time.-Yonkers Statesman.
Elderly Uncle-Spent your entire
patrimony, have you, Archibald? Gone
through everything? Scapegrace Neph-
ewes, uncle. everything but the
bankruptcy cOurt-Chicago Tribune.
Faddist Visitor-Are you allowed in
this prison any exercise beneficial for
your health? COnvict-Oh. yes. una am.
BY advice OF my counsel have been
skipping the rope.-BaltimOre Anleri-
can.
do you play any instrument Mr..
Iimp?" Eyes, I'm a cOrnetist" And
-FOUR sister," "She's a pianist" ''Does
your mother play?" 'She's a either
lst." And your father?" Hes a pes
pimist"
If ! were you" said the old be- che
Tor to the benedict, I'D either rule or
know why" "Well," was the reply,
'as / already know why. I suppose
that's half the battle Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Dawson-The facial features plainly
Indicate character and disposition. IN
selecting your wife We're you governed
by her chin? SpenlOw-NO; but
have been ever since we were married.
Boston Globe
Have YOU" asked the Judge or a
recently convicted man, anything 10
offer the court before sentence Is
passed. mo. your honor" replied
the prisoner, my lawyer took my last
eent"-The Reporter.
Niece-Uncle, they say that there are
more marriages Of blondes than or bru-
nettes. Why Is A. ] wOnderf Uncle
singleton ga confirmed bachelor)-
H'ml Naturally, the llghtheaded ones
50 hrst.-rhe Mirror
Country Editor (out West) This
mas been o lucky day Tor me Fnlth-
fu Wife-llas some one been ID 10 pas
, subscription Editor-Wen. no.
wasn't as lucky as that but 1 WA
shot al aud missed. New York Week
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