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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
About Happiness.

There is no more beneficial tonic
than good. hearty laughter. It In
fates the lungs and has a magic eff
feet upon the system. Giggling is not
laughing, and 1t is habit that brings
wrinkles and soon spoils even pref
ty face. Why not laugh? 1t improves.
the appearance and makes one popu-
lar. There is nothing to be glum over,
and, II there is, being glum will not
help 1t. Be happy and bright and
everyone viii wish to help you. The
girl who wants to be beautiful must
sleep with fresh air, plenty of It, in
her room. She must go out and revel
in the sunshine. She must find plenty
of laughter in her daily life. That Is
the only true way to live and the only
way capable of bringing beauty.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
a Runnina Broad jump.

"One day." related Denny to his
friend Jerry, when OF had wandered
too far inland on me shore leave OF
suddenly found thot there was great
big haythen, tin feet tall, chasin' me
wild a knife as long as yer arm. Oh
took to me heels an for so miles along
the road we had it nip an tuck. Thin
OF turned into the woods an we run
for one hundred an twinty miles more,
wild him gainin' on me steadily, OWN
to his knowledge of the country.
Finally, just as OF could feel his hot
breath burnin' on the back of me neck
we came to big lake. Wild one great
leap Oh landed safe on the opposite
shore, leavin' me pursuer COMPOUNDED
and impotent wild rage"
Faith an thot was no great jump
commented Jerry, "considerin' tht
runnin= start ye had."-Everybody'i
Magazine.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Nevada LEGISLATURE Meets.

Carson City, Nevada.-The Nevada
legislature convened Monday morn
ing. George D. Pyne of Nye county
was chosen president of the senate.
This was necessary, as Governor Dick
erson, being elected as lieutenant
governor and filling the term of Gov
ernor Sparks, who died last year,
could not act. In the assembly ]. d.
Giffen was the selection as speaker.
The work of both branches consisted
of organization, there being no bill
introduced.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Legal Amenities.

Several decades ago there lived in
Charleston. w. Va, a judge noted for
his boorish manners. A very finical
lawyer whom he especially disliked
was once trying case before him, and
all the while the barrister spoke the
Judge sat with his feet elevated on
the railing In front of him hiding his
face.
Exasperated by this the lawyer
queried:
May | ask which end of your honor
! am to address?"
whichever you choose" drawled
the judge.
WELL" was the retort, = suppose
| there Ia as much law in one end as
| the other"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
SENATOR DESIRES
LIGHT ON SUBJECT
Bringing Of Libel Suit Against New
York Newspaper Stirs up Mem
bers Of the Senate.
CHARGES Made That Brotherln-Law Of
President and Brother of Presi-
dent-Elect Were Interested In
Purchase of Panama Canal
Property.

Washington.-A resolution was In
troduced on Monday by Senator Ray
ner of Maryland calling on the attor
ney-general for information concerning
the bringing of suit for libel against
certain newspapers Mr.. Raynef
asked for immediate consideration,
saying the only purpose was to get in,
formation whether this suit had been
ordered, whether 1t was brought by
the president, under what statute, by
whom ordered, and by what power
and authority the courts are being
used to forward this suit.
The suit which President Roosevelt
is believed to have ordered brought
against the Press Publishing company
of New York, on account Of charges
in the New York World that certain
we'll known persons, including Doug
las Robinson, brothel-ln-law OF the
president, and G. P. Taft, brother OF
the president-elect, were interested IN
the purchase of the Panama cana
property, inspired the Rayner resolu
ton.
New York.-The right of the five
employees of the New York Worlt
subpoenaed to appear before the fed
eral grand jury to give information
presumably in regard to the publlca
tion of alleged libelous matter reflect
ing upon the integrity of the Unite'
States government, to ignore the sal
subpoenas on the ground that thei
issuance was an abuse of process
was left undetermined at the close g
Mondays hearing of the case in tn
United States circuit court.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
sMooT SUCCEEDS HIMSELF.
Utah County Man Returned to Senate
by LEGISLATORS.

Salt Lake City.-Senator Reed
Smoot was unanimously chosen to sue
coed himself In the United States SEN
ate by caucus of forty-nine members
of the legislature neld on Monday
evening. Senator Carl A. Badger of
Salt Lake made the speech nominal
ing Senator Smoot, calling attention
to his brilliant record In the greatest
law-making body on earth in spite OF
the innumerable obstacles that have
been put In his road. Secondlng
speeches then came from every part
of the house, and there were few OF
the state lawmakers who did not
avail themselves of the opportunity te
pay their respects to the senior Utah
senator in glowing terms.
Judge William H. King Is the unani
NOUS choice of the minority mem
bers of the legislature for United
States senator.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Was soon Cured Of Dread Humor.

ST contracted eczema and suffered
intensely for about ten months. At
times / thought would scratch my
self to pieces. My face and arms were
covered with large red patches, so
that / was ashamed to go out. was
advised to go to doctor who was
a specialist in skin diseases, but I
received very little relief. I tried
every known remedy, with the same
results. thought would never get bet
ter until friend of mine told me to try
the Cuticura Remedies. So / tried them,
and after four or five applications Of
Cuticura Ointment I was relieved OF
my unbearable itching. I used two
sets of the Cuticura Remedies. and
am completely cured. Miss Barbara
Kral, Highlandtown, Md, Jan. 8, '0S.'
Potter Drug 4 Chem Corp, Sole Props, Boston
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Garfield Charges Land Frauds.

Washington Startling information
OF alleged astounding frauds upon the
public lands has come into the pos
session of Secretary Garfield through
snecial agents. The allegation is
made that approximately $110,0O0,000
worth of lands in states principally
west of the Mississippi river have
been fraudulently acquired within the
last two years by corporations and
individuals. Reports submitted by
chief of the field service show over
$4,000 distinct cases OF alleged land
frauds.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Supreme Court Decides Against Texas
Oil Company.

washington. supreme court of
+he United States on Monday af-
armed the decree of the state courts
of Texas imposing fine of s1,623, 800
On the Waters-Pierce Oil company of
sf. Louis and ousting 1t from the state
on the charge of violating the Texas
ANTITRUST law. The court also sus-
tained the action of the Texas state
court in the appointment OF Robert j.
Tckhart as receiver and thus again DE.
cided against the company me ue
cisions in all the cases were uhahl
nous.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22

There Is more Caarrh m this section of the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed to be incurabe. For great
many years doctors pronounced 1t local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
to with local treatment pronounced II incurable.
Science has proven CatarTh to be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Gatarrh Cure. manufactured by F. ]. Cheney
&c Co.. Toledo. Ohio. Is the only Constitutional cure on
the market. 1t Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops to teaspoonful 1t acts directly ON the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system They offer one
hundred dollars for any 1t falls to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
address: r, ]. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take HANS Family pits for constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
INSTANT RELIEF FROM ITCH
The Itch Gone, the Skin soothed and
Refreshed--Immediately.
instant Relief from that itch.

Instant Relief from that itch.
A few drops of soothing liquid
And the itch is gone as II by magic.
Can you imagine how 1t will feel
that itching agony swept away in q mo-
ment? Just a. drop or two on the skin
and no more of that torturing, endless,
nerve racking itch.
You can know the relief IL you just
try the simple remedy-simplest of ex-
ternal liquid remedies-oi1 of winter
green as compounded in D. ID. d. Pre-
scription.
d. b. d. Prescription Is recommended
by druggists everywhere.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Mnnla sell Hin Chance.

Patriotic Gentleman-My lad, every
American boy has the chance OF be-
coming president, just as every Eng
lish boy has the opportunity OF being
prime minister.
Small Boy acknowledgement. I'll
sell my chance for dollar.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22

Essence of Culture.

The very essence of culture Is shak.
ing off the nightmare of self-conscious-
ness and self-absorption and attaining
q sort of Christian Nirvana-lost in
the great whole of humanity, thinking
of others, caring for others, admiring
and loving others.-E. r. Sill.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Clock Made of Straw.

A shoemaker named Wegner, living
In Strasburg, has a clock of the grand
father shape, nearly six feet high,
made entirely of straw The wheels,
pointers. case and every detail are.
exclusively of straw Wegner has
taken ID years to construct this
strange piece of mechanism. It keeps
perfect time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
ROAST FOR ROOSEVELT.
President Held Up to RidicuIe by VIII
let of New York.

Washington. -Characterizing Presi-
dent Roosevelt as a gargoyle and as
"this pigmy descendant of Dutch
trades people" and charging him with
having established court in the
White House which would have de-
lighted the heart of his admirer,
Alexander Hamilton" Mr.. Willet of
New York, in the house of representa-
tives Monday made one of the most
bitter attacks ON the chief executive
ever heard in that body. Mr.. Willet
took for his theme THE Passing OF
Roosevelt" and in a speech of great
length dealt with numerous of the
presidents acts since he came into of
fice and scathingly denounced them.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
/ au Hoid al the common coed.

If men hate the presumption Of those
who claim reputation to which they
have no right, they equally condemn
the faint-heartedness of those who fall
below the glory which Is their own.
Lose, then, the sense of your private
sorrows and lay hold Of the common
good!-pemosthenes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
The Eavorite.

Millions of suffering eyes have found
in DR.. Mitchel1's famous salve real
blessing. Reject the offer Of any dealer
to sell a drug for your eye. DIR. Mitch
ellis Eye salye is a simple, healthy
remedy to be applied to the lids. It
cures without entering the eye. Sold
everywhere. Price rs cents.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Elks, Excursion to California.

Via Salt Lake Route, February G.
Thirty days, SO dollars, 80 scenes. II
interested, see any Salt Lake Route
agent, or write to A. W. Raybould,
Secretary, Salt Lake City. Boating.
bathing, orange grove trips.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
ALIttis Learning.

Earnest Female-Professor | hear
you are a great orntthologist.
Professor am an ornithologist.
madam.
Earnest Fema1e-Then could you
kindly tell me the botanical name for
= whale7
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
The Law of SPECULATION.

Big men are given to taking profits,
while smaller men are laying a basis
for profits that may or may not be
shown. The law of the fishes In the
sea applies In speculation. The big
and the little fish have their respec-
tive missions, and the small ones are
safe when the large ones are not
hI1uprv
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Some Heavy sweIls.

Society Is like wave" comments
contemporary. He then explains
why, but misses the main point, which
Is that there are some heavy swells.
San Antonio Express.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
A SPEEDY ONE.

Miss Tapps-of course, some type.
writer's are extremely expert.
Clerk-Oh, yes. ! know of one who
married rich employer in less than
three months.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22

When young man tells girl that
he'll love her forever and ever no
doubt he believes he is telling the
truth all the time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
Bears the

Nearly every man, when he reads
a good Joke and remembers and tells
It well, thinks to himself afterWard:
What a witty fellow I am getting 10
bel"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22

The Best Laxative Garfield Teal Com.
posed of Herbs, it exerts beneficial effect
npon the entire system, regulating liver,
kidneys. stomach and bowels.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22

A mans wife never thinks his Ill.
ness is serious until he quits using Ian
guage that wouldn't look well in print
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
TOLD TO USE cuTlcuRA.

After Specialist Failed to Cure Her In.
tense itching Eczema-Had Been
Tortured and Disfigured But
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1909-01-22
ar,..ortav,f "a AlotEnere,

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CAsTORIA a safe and sure remedy Tor
infants and children, and see that It
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29
Cole Bros Circus Offers Fine Street
Attraction--Big Show Opens at
I p. M.-Evening at 7. p. M.

Cole Bros. shows will exhibit in
Cairo today and offer the following
elaborate program for the entertain
ment Of the public
10000 a IN. Starting from show
grounds of stupendous street parade
11:Gb a. m. Grand free outside
open air exhibition.
1880 a. m. Opening of doors to
annex and worlds congress of curl
osities
1880 p. nj. Free inspection of Blue
Ribbon Stables and Horse Fair.
/ j. m Opening of doors to the big
show
$40 p. M. Grand promenade con
cert by Prof Chas. H. Tinney and
band of forty soloists.
900 p. m. Starting of afternoon
performance in big show.
400 p m Vaudeville entertain
ment and concert in big tent and feed
ing Of animals.
4:30 p. m. Visit TO annex and GU
rio department
600 p. m. Open air concert Pro
fessor Charles H. Tineny and band of
40 soloists in menagerie tent.
500 a. m. Starting of evening per.
Torrance of big show.
1000 p. m. Vaudeville entertain
ment and concert in big tent
There is but one price of admission
to the Cole Bros Snow, and one biz
ticket takes the holder through every
department of the big show Those
desiring reserved seats or grand stand
seats can purchase them from the
agcuts.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29
CALL CONVENTION
COUNTY CENTRAL
COMMITTEE MET AT COURT
HOUSE YESTERDAY.
Primaries Next Friday--County Con.
vention Saturday-Judee Dewey
Elected Secretary of
the Committee.

The Republican County Central
Committee met Yesterday afternoon
in the court room and named Friday,
Oct. /, as the day to mold the precinct
primaries and Saturday, Oct as the
day for the county convention. The
candidates to he selected are a coun-
ty commissioner and 2 justice of the
peace ard constable in each pre-
Cinct. Or. Causes term as commits
sioner expires on December 1st and a
candidate to succeed him is to be
chosen,
Since the new primary law was de-
clared unconstitutional by Attorney
General stead the candidates chosen
at the last primary election in April
will have to he reelected to have
their names on the ballot Judge WI
liam s. Dewey, who has been assist
ant secretary Of the committee, was
elected secretary to succeed the late
John Snyder.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29
WRESTLING MATCH
Wild Joe Collins and Max Miller May
Be Matched For Some Night
Newt Week.

A wrestling match at the opera
house next week seems to be assured.
Manager Williamson is in commune
cation with Wild Joe Collins, and if
he can secure him he will be matched
with Max Miller, whose manager
writes the sporting editor of The Bull
letin from Decatur, H., as fallows.
Sporting Editor, Dear Sir: | have
been informed that there is wrestler
in your city who is open to meet any
$50 pound man in America | have
written to Mr. Williamson in regards
to matching may man, Max Miller,
champion 1870 pound wrestler Of the
northwest. with the Cairo wrestler.
Miller has met and defeated some of
the best men on the mat, among
them Parker, Sheppard, Burns.
Peters and many others. We are at
present in Decatur, ILL.,, and will re-
main here this week, and if this fel,
low wants to wrestle and wrestle
with top notcher now is his chance.
IF he is willing to meet Miller | can
be addressed care OF general delivery
Decatur, H., this week. Hoping we
Twill he able to arrange a match, ! re-,
main, respectfully yours,
L. W. WEESNER.
Manager Max Miller.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29
REV. DEE RETURNS BIC PARADE TODAY
Again Assigned to Cairo by Methodist
Conference-Other Changes
This District.

Members of the First Methodist
church yesterday expressed themselves
as well pleased over the return to Cal.
70 of their pastor or the past year,
Rev. ]. G. Dee, by action of the con
ference in session at Centralia. Rev.
Dee has done effective work in his
church as shown in the aroused inter-
est which has manifested itself in va
rious ways among the members. and
while he and his family are held in
high esteem by all of the congrega-
ton. they have host of good friends
outside of that church. also. The
conference will meet next year at o.
ney The assignments for this dis.
trict are as follows:
Anna, a G. Proctor; Benton, r. D.
Woodley: Cairo, J. G. Dee; Carbon
dale-l'irst church, j. G. Tucker,
Grace church, Chas. J. Haney; Carter
Vile, George Fidler; Chester, G. l..
StHdlleI, CoIlHiDt A. Is. thI1HDeHs
Crab Orchard, w. R. Hammond; Great
Springs, supply; DuQuoin, J. d. Shad
rach: Elco, supply Ewing, John Glot-
fclty; Elkville. supply; Frankfort,
supply Herrin. j. c. Kinnison; John
son City, c. w Campbell; Jonesboro.
Marion Jackson Makanda, F. NJ.
James; Marion, First church, f. L..
Thompson; Mound City, w. D. Mar
grave; Mt Vernon, First church, G,
f, McCammon, Epworth, w. l., Rhine,
Tenth street, b. A. Hoar: Circuit, S.
o. Shendon; Murphysboro, NJ. Fl.
Loar; New Palestine, J l.. Cox; Olive
Branch, J. A, Bell; Opdyke, s. Fl.
Loar; Pinckneyyille. j H. Davis:
Season., Chas. Atchison; Spring Gar
den. T. J. Davis; Steeleville, Samuel
Abrecht Tamaroa, X. Fl. Heain
Thebes and Elco. NJ l.. Lyerle; I1llin.
.Jlliam Bush; Vergennes, supply;
Villa Ridge, W. X. Bradley; Walton
Vile, Geo. A. Phelps; Woodlawn, 70
be supplied
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29
YESTERDAY SAW
LATEST STYLES
WOMEN THRONG PALACE TO
VIEW CREATIONS OF ART
MILLINERY DEPARTMENT
CROWDED.

Yesterday was the opening day for
the Palace and the store, prettily dec
Grated for the occasion was thronged
with visitors from early morning until
late in the evening. Webbs orchestra
furnished music.
The millinery department was in
charge of Miss Stella Parks who was
assisted by Miss Mae BerIand of Chi
cago, Miss Mona Coleman and Miss
Alice Hulen. Here were shown all
the late creations, some of which
were the very popular beaver hats,
the new chamois hat and the Hello
Sailor" hat The latter will be very
popular this winter with the chamois
and the beaver hats close seconds.
The Hello Sailor is nobby creation
of art and great many Of the women
who went to see the hats liked this
newcomer Immediately The winter
winter shades for millinery are wis,
terra and old rose while there is the
conventional black for thos who do
not care for color
While the millinery department.
was the scene of great activity, the
suit department also had a great
many visitors. This branch of the
business was in charge of Mr.. Rosen-
berg who was assisted by Misses
Ricketts, and Cook and Mrs. Rosen.
berg. Here were shown the late
three piece suits, cloaks, opera capeg
handsome shirtwaists and sweate,
coats The MORE dresses and skirts
something new in the line of womne's
clothing were on display and thu
women were very enthusiastic ovel
the many colors and styles shown il
these goods.
The window of this popular shoT
for women was draped in olive green
which showed up the gowns displayed
to great advantage. One of the fig
ures was CARRIED in dress of black
generously spangled over the shout
ders was thrown an opera cape oil
coral pink I'VE The other figure had
dress of coral pink TO give some
idea OF the prices of these gowns, the
black dress was valued at $3.50 the
cape surmounting it $l00, and the
coral pink gown $40. Three hats OF
the winter shades and styles com
pleted the window display.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29
A LIBERAL, OFFER.
Anyone Can Try Samose, the Remark
able transforming Food.

When one of the leading druggists
in Cairo tells you that they have d
preparation which they so thoroughly
believe in that they will refund your
money if it does not do all that is
claimed for it, shows that the article
must have unusual merits. It is in
this way that Paul G. Schulz and Son
are selling Samose, the remarkable
flesh-Duilding food.
This great discovery is destined to
work a great revolution in treating
the thin, the weak and the sick.
There can be no doubt that it helps
people who are weak and sickly, who
are tired, and who have poor diges-
tion, restoring them quickly to health
and strength and increasing the
weight so that life Is a pleasure and n
JOY.
Samose is in reality concentrated
food, and restores life and vitality at
once to the blood. 1t mixes with the
ordinary foods and aids digestion; 1t
extracts from the food that you eat
the heshforming and strength giving
elements, building up the tissues and
the general health.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-09-29

NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBoRS


Rev. and Mrs. W. ID. Margrave re-
turned Monday evening from Cen
traia where they have attended the
district conference Of the Methodist
Episcopal church. Rev Margrave
was appointed as pastor of this
church for the ensuing year and will
resume his duties next Sunday
Everett Wilson i a. his home on
Poplar street quite ILL.,
Mr. Fave Ouarles of Mounds left
that city Sunday evening for Chicago
where he has accer,ed the position
Of train auditor OF this division Of the
g. G. Z. r. Mr.. and Mrs. Quarles. the
latter formerly Miss Grace Dunning
Iof this city, viii reside in Chicago
They have the best wishes of their
many friends in this city in their new
location.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. {. futile and fam
/ lily wish to express their heartfelt
thanks to their neighbors and friends
for the many acts of Kindness shown
Ito them during their recent bereave-
ment, also for the beautiful floral Of
ferings to their daring baby, Louis
Eugene futile who left them Sept
llth
St Peters Episcopal church viii
mold communion at 10 O'Clock this
Wednesday, morning.