Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1909-06-25
GLOBE SIGHTS

When married people "get along"
it isn't always love; it is often sense.
BE patient, neighbors. After they
are married, the spooning Will all be
over.
The trusts do not cause you so
much trouble as your own extrava-
gance.
Your mail is bad enough at best,
but during dull times it becomes
particularly disgusting.
II clad in skirts, they should be
called "limbs;" IL worn in pants.
the proper term is LEGS"
The pecking women do at the de-
pot, which they call kissing, Is about
the funniest thing in the world.
improving on nature may he diff
cult, but frost that is harder on
flies, and easier on peaches, would do
itY
The owl may not be as wise as he
try to work both the night and day
shifts.
What has become of the old fash
Toned woman who gathered rose
leaves to spread in her chests of
linen?
If woman refuses to play on the
piano, it is because she wasn't coax
ed enough, not because she thinks
she CAM play.
The Coolidge Enterprise says: 1.-The
new preacher has arrived. Now il
the women do not spoil him, he may
be very useful. "
You know how hard it is for a
woman to admit her age; we'll she
would rather confess to every year of
it than admit that she is ever jealous.
Every woman believes that if she
should die right afteI her husband
find her heart covered with black and
blue spots.
This may be just world, but we
claim too much attention is showered
on the girl graduate, ard too little
on the woman who has to cook in
hot weather.
The larger city. the smaller the
biscuits. In the country, biscuits
are frequently met that are as big as
feather beds, but in large city they
are too small to chew, and are swal
lowed like pills.
Probably the proudest moment of
girls life is when she is out of
town visiting for few days, and her
''steady" comes to see her. &c have
steady follow a girl all the way
from home. is true joy.
1t is said that no man can tell fib.
and keep his big toe still. If the
women will induce their husbands to
take off their shoes before they begin
to question them, they can catch
them IN falsehood every time.
A Coolidge woman IS finding Jur-
don lard road to travel. She is not
only entertaining the preacher who
breaches there, but the preacher who
used to preach there, and the preach
er who hopes to preach there.
The consolation in losing a veImi-
form appendix is that man can 60
through life, after the operation, and
no one can tell, by his appearance,
that he is something short. But
when it comes to losing hair, it is
different.
When a woman sits down in the
audience and hears her daughter read
her commencement essay, she marvels
at the selfcontrol shown by the spins
around her, who are plainly restrain
ing themselves from crashing their
teeth in envy.
In time, man will learn to eat
less, but a drunkard never becomes
so old that he learns that whisky
isn't good for him. 1t is not unusual
to see man with one foot in the
grave. on n big drunk. What enjoy
ment can very old man find in a
jag?
When a woman gets a good cook,
and the cook discovers that she is
held IN esteem, she proceeds to get
out a club TO hold over the woman
who employs her. Sometimes this
club is a sick mother; 81 may have
to quit you at any time to go home
and nurse my mother" the cook
cheerfuIly declares every day. In
other instances it is a brother who
lives in Oklahoma or Montana, who
wants her to come out there. 81 can
get twice as much in that country"