The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-06
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Never judge = man ~ bis clothes
but rather BY the sf.s Of hi auto.
suisEsssssss plsss. take notice tina,
age Of 81. There z hops ysi.
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i any cSmfo1t 70 people OBJ - iiSlss in sa''
az Stsss' u = !, pretty 1srS mstss z
drink 4, ssliOn o rsinwaser tor the
Il 2 body Of matter Weighing 2ss
| pounds on the earth's surface were re-
moved 100000 rniies. or the distance
| Of the moon from the earth, II would
weigh one ounce; hence II a Charles
fd SoSss q .hs m wss e
would welsh .cAr6siy more than six
pa r ysn eyer y e g sss ana wasw
pin head and have Il feel ike fence
rail In the middle Of pour back'
thiass srs teaches r.. Us that s,s
Confu must have been trying to chase
that thought was inspired.
~ 81 rsl4l-
through the Alps on His hack probs-
bly, the most sat upon man In the world
is the enssssd man. S
How sad to think the baby siri
We dandls on our knee,
Along at fhirty-thfss.
su Iysa nike s,t the e,c sss.e 8 blossom
That turns into an Apple
The sun At its present rate Of con-
support Iile on tie sArtS.s surface only
100000 years longer: But We needn't
WIN be heat a-pisnsy ere then
II is said that Frederick the Great
never took more than i've hourss- sleep.
This being the case our best guess is
that Freddie carried . night key.
Pc not ignore the little things In
elephant but he IL whole lot harder
to get away from.
monds to be grabbed in the street 4 t, a
days can not be truly great ia the 81.
timation Of the public.
Here's an old time BIT Of philosophy
met In time Of peace. Keep Il to boil
potatoes r.: And remember that .
swora - always available to open fruit
The spring time IL here
IN this we're sincere.
On the Towers and birds we've som
And the man who got married
Last autumn looks hsrrisd.
He must pay for that new Eastern bon-
A maiden lady OF Kentucky has conn
pieted crazy quilt containing thirty
Pieces upon which she has been work.
odd. but that is the way Cincinnati
paper prints II.
What shall we do with our daugh-
tersY asks q prominent female lee
turer. Educate them, dress them pref
thy. teach them to cultivate swee triess
culture and fondness for chocoiato
ana tsn t ts1 Up 1 to g. perfect s
Holsters to come and get 'em.
A magazine has an article on 'rhe
written By mob is n no. ana T re-. mot
reference whatever to iynching bee.
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A strange fatality attaches to the
s s,ni Of tariff measures. Mckinley
the passage OF the Mckinley law, and
Wilson lived no longer; Dingley lived
only few years after his measure be-
cut Il is hoEss g. M Will . 4. xS sssa
we print his mersiy as 4 fPien SMs
warming don't oasknowss aTs'
Out Of $50 women who have grad
uated from an English University only
sixty-four have married. A little child
could guess that this college. didn't
nave COOKING scno9l attached.
Lady Constance Lytton, a suffragette.
who had been confined In jail In Lon
don. not having. been allowed pen and
ed her veins with. pin and wrots with
her blood. This 10 martyrdom for you,
and worthy OF better cause.
Missouri is about to withdraw her
convicts from factories owned BY In.
dividuals. Georgia had to show her
however.
children in New York a are e ei aS sof for.
eign born or of foreign born parents.
Easter greetings: Where did you,
We can forgive a man from falling
in love at first sight but not at second
A bachelor loves to blow smoke
rings In the air, but he never blows
about the number Of engagement rings
he has been stuck for.
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OF all sad words
OF tongue or pen. 49,, a..
Clean up house,
Springs como a9in.;
But these words nll
The kid with ire.
your kite Isl hung
In the telegraph WIRE"
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'Stiil on the trail Of Crazy Snake"
says headline. Not having had time
to read the article We can't say wheth-
err it's the soldiers or the vaudeville