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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
LOVELY WOMAN.


1t is observed that newspaper no.
tees Of intenued marriages no long
er read Phyllis, daughter of Mae
cenas, Esq, is to be married to Cor.
ydon,' but run, Phyllis, etc., ETC.,
and Corydon are to be married etc.,
etc" There is suggestion in the
change of equal rights in the parties
to the contract which is not without
significance. Corydon no longer takes
Phyllis. They take each other.-Life.
From lovely woman's wiles we
find
That there is no escape;
She's not content to change her
mind,
But now she's changed her shape.
-Lippincott's.
Helen-Why, he yawned three
times while was talking to him!
Myrtle-Perhaps he wasn't yawn-
ing. He may have been trying to
say something !-Modern Society.
Mrs. Baker-How can you afford
to pay IS to join the village card
club?
Mrs. Barker-Because then Idon't
have to pay S. for the village news
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
A SURE SIGN.

When 1t Appears Act at Once.
Trouble with the kidney secretions
La certain sign that your kidneys
are deranged-that you should use
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

TErs. WinslOw,s SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething; softens the gums, reduces
Inflammation, allays pain cures wind collie
Is cents a bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
WORRY A HABIT.

Worrying is simply habit. 1t is
also a very foolish habit 1t cannot
be cured by good resolutions nor by
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

OF the five hundred Lightweight
locomotives in Roumania four hum
Idred twenty-seven use petroleum for
fuel
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

They were little daughters of an
artist-Edith and Ethel
"You don't look SO very much
alike" remarked a visitor.
ooh, not" answered Ethel, who
was the younger sPm in mammals
later manner-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
SAYINGS OF THE LITTLE ONES

Johnnie Ito new visitor)-So you
are my grandma, are you?
GRANDMOTHER Yes, Johnnie! I'm
your grandma on your fathers side.
Johnnie Well, you're on the
wrong side, you'll find that out
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
4 Fe1o Funnygrapbs

At the Wears Wears Wife
NO the vicar is not in just now.
Is there any message you would like
me to give him when he returns ??
Old Woman (cheerfully) Please
mum, Martha Higgins would like to
be buried at two o'clock tomorrow
afternoon
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

Sore throat is no trifing aiment 1t
will sometimes carry infection to the en-
tire system through the food that is eaten.
Hamlins Wizard Oil is sure, quick cure.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

NO, the vicar is not IN just now.
Is there any message you would like
me to give him when he returns?"
Old Woman (cheerfully) Please,
mum, Martha Higgins would Ike to
be buried at two o'clock tomorrow
afternoon"
When we take charge
of the government" says the wise
old suffragette, we will maks some
changes in the naval bureau.
Il should hope SOL" agrees the
enthusiastic young suffragette why,
bureaus are hopelessly out of style!
We will have combination ward
robe and .chiffonier
Tragic.-The country parson was
condoling with the bereft widow.
''Alas!" he continued earnestly, 81
can not tell you how panied was
to learn that your husband had gone
to heaven We were bosom friends,
but we shall never meet again"
No Place for RobberS.-"A danger
Gus neighborhood you're living in,
Colonel" said newspaper man to
Charles Edwards of the Democratic
Congressional Campaign Committee,
Been four highway robberies there
in the past month. Aren't you afraid
that somebody will hold you up and
go through you some night?"
Should say not" said the big
Texan. why, Alive got so few
means on my pusson at the present
time that the robber who goes
through me will get himself in debt"
Correct.-"This,' said the teacher
to her class of arithmeticians, is a
unit" She held up a pencil. This
book is a unit, too, said she. "And
these are units And she showed
them a ruler, flower and an ap-
pie. Then she peeled the apple and,
holding up the peel, said, Nov
children, what is this?'' Silence.
Come, you know what it is, she
VI SVN- I-iIIiC Din uduu WSul up
slowly. Well. William said the
teacher. .PIeathe, ma'am, the skin
of unit
The Code Emily-"Why are you
waving Jour handkerchief"
Angelina-'Si Since papa has forbid
den Tom the house we have ar
ranged code of signals"
Emily-"What is it?''
ngelina-"When he waves his
handkerchief five times, that means
Do you love me? And when r.
wave frantically in reply it means
Yes, darling" 81
Emily-"And how do you ask 9th
er questions?'
Angelina-"We don't That's the
whole code"
Getting Rid of Him.-"S -s-s-s-sus-
say, ma" stammered Bobby through |
the suds as his mother scrubbed |
and scrubbed him 81 guess you /
want to get rid O. me, don't your"
''Why, no, Bobby DEAR replied his
mother. What ever put such an
idea as that into your mind?"
"Oh, nothin,' said Bobby rUnly
1T seems to me you're tryin' to rub
me out"
WORRY A HABIT.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

In certain Sunday school teach
er told her pupils the tragic story
of Samson and Delilah. Then she
turned to little boy what do
you learn, Joe," she said, from the
Samson story?" "It don't never
pay" piped Joe, "to have a woman
cut feller's hair -Harper's Week
ly.
Mr.. Popp-Hurray For once in
my life I know where my cuff links
are
Mrs Popp-Where are they now?
Mr. Popp-The baby's swallowed
'em!-Cleveland Leader.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

Aut Eliza-Is your mother in, Will
lie?
Willie-Sure she's in. Dyer s'pose
I'd be workin' here in the garden if
she was out?-Life
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
LAND IRRIGATED LAND.

i've soil: clsp failures unknown: % bushels
wheat per acre: 81 to tons alfalfa healthfui
climate: free timber; easy terms. Write now.
Linwood Land Company. Rock Springs, Wyo
ming.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

Tragic.-The country parson was
condoling with the bereft widow.
'Alas!" he continued earnestly. 81
can not tell you how panied 1 was
to learn that your husband had gone
to heaven. We were bosom friends,
but we shall never meet again"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
PILES ~ ~! = 49, -! = :: ::
and Fistua Cure
R6A CO., Dept. b 5, Mime polls, MIMI.
POST CARDS

Get list Artistic Foreign and American viey
IS Humorous and Art. 25 cts. Empire Pc
Card Co.. 100 West Goth St., New York City.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11

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convenient. cheap.
LASTS all season. Can.
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over. will no { SOD
orinjureanYthing.
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o. sent prepafdfor
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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-08-11
KEEP cooL This SUMNER. ms 4s, AHtofn :

insures perfect ventilation. fits any window.
easily applied. simple practical no weights.
cords or DulleyS. $50 per pair. coin or stamps.
Walsh, 1908 Myrtle Avenue. Brooklyn, n. Y.
The border vidette., 1909-12-04

FoR SALE-Thoroughbred Silver laced Wyandott cockrells thoroughbred and fancy stock. Also a choice lot of thorough bred Blue Andalusian cockrells The finest in Arizona. Also trios of this breed for sale. Apply to James Johnson, care of Ivanhod mines, Pata- eonia, Ariz H. 2O-2m
 John H. Thompson, "Long John." manager of Los PiIares Mining 6s Smelting Company's properties in the Alanos district, Sonora. is back from San Francisco, where he has been on business connected with his company. John looks prosperous md happy. From here he will go down to the mines, where arrangements are being made to erect a smelter. Webster Welbanks. of San Fran cisco, is presi- dent and treasurer, and William H. Martin of Baskerville. Oal vice presi- dent of the company.
 H E Taylor, William Norman and IT, " hopkiHs, oL M NassacuuseCIss oh their way to thsir mining property out beyond Oaborca. Sonora, Mexico, were guests at the National a couple of days this week Mir. Norman is 8 we'll known eastern mining engineer who has visited many of the big mining districts in the United States and foreign countries He is a son. in-law of MT. Taylor. who i5 promi- nent in eastern financial circles. Mir. Hopkins is financially interested in the Mexican mines. Thursday night the gentlemen lett for Santa Ana, where they take stage for their gold proF erty.
The border vidette., 1909-12-04
More Nogales Schools.

The matter of providing more and better school facilities for the children of Nogales has been discussed by the Board of Trade for some time, the Board realizing that something should be done to accommodate the increasing school population.
 From figures given the Board, it seems that not more than 40 per cent of the children of Nogales are attend ing public school The school building now is filled to over- flowing, and the School Board have had to rent other places to accommodate to over flow; should the law be inforced and all children of school age be compelled to attend, there would be no place to accommodate them. With the above facts before the Board of Trade, the President appointed special commit tee to look into the matter and see what vas best to be done in the pre- misses.
 The following is the report of the special committee:
 "Your Town Improvement Commit tee beg leave to report since the last meeting of the Board, this Committee has met in conjunction with the Board of School Trustees of NogaIes School District No. i, for discussion and consideration of the question of en- larged and more commodious school buildings and accommodations for the school children of said district, con- ditions which are imperative by the growth of the town and the increase in the number of children of school age. After full and careful con- sideration of the subject your commit tee desires to offer the following re- solution. viz:
 Whereas; The Pu bile School facilities of Nogales School District No. l, Santa Cruz County, Arizona, are en- tirely inadequate to the needs of the district, and for the accommodation of children of school age residing within said district, and,
 Whereas; by reason thereof, and of the present crowded condition of the school, and on account of the growth of the town and the natural increase in population and in the number of children of school age whose educa- tional needs must at once be provided for, it is imperative that more room be had and other teachers employed.
 Resolved, that it is the sense of this Board of Directors, that the School Trustees of said NogAl-s District No. be and they are hereby earnestly requested to take such i'm mediate steps as may be necessary to increase the school facilities Tn and for said district and to that end, recommend that as soon as the necessary authority can be obtained therefor from tho Congress of the United States that saId trustees call an election and submit 10 the kax- payers of said school district whether the bonds of said district, in the sum of Forty Thousand Dollars shall be issued and sold for tie purpose of raising money for purchasing one or more suitable school sites for building one ore more school houses and for supplying the same with suitable fur niture aud apparatus"
The border vidette., 1909-12-04
DECEMBER 4. 1909.
LOCAL ITEMS

| among our business men today.
 W. H. Smith has a splendid assort = memt of toilet sets at very low prices
 12 4-tf
 Homer and Mrs. Mapes were re- gently made happy by the arrival of 8 baby girl. Mother and little one doing nicely.
 Raymond Smith, whose illness was mentioned in last weeks VIDETTE, is recovering, to the delight of his num- erous friends.
 The Nogales Gas Company are busy laying pipe on Grand avenue, the work being superintended by Manager Harry Kelsey.
 Superintendent Tonkin of l., Co., briza, is up from the mine near Noria. Sonora. He reports everything look ing fine at camp.
 Lee Reagan, president of the Yaqui River Consolidated Gold S Copper Co.,. IS up from the mine for visit with Mrs. Reagan and the little girls
 The ladies home mission society will hold food and fancy articles sale next Saturday December 1lth, at 2:30 Kelsey.
 MT. and Mrs J. A. Harrison ac- companied by Master James, spent Wednesday in the city, from their pretty ranch home near the inter national line.
 When on Arizpe street. don't pass Pete Torres by, if foot-sore and weary. He has big supply of high grade drinks of all sort, and Mexican cigars worth the money. 12 4tf
 MT. A. J. Peaper, brother in law of Mir. w. w. Carney, secretary of the Board of Trade, is visitor at the home of Mir. and Mrs. Carney. from Port land. Oregon.
 Yesterday Henry Pyeat and Will liam Roath, two of Santa Cruz coun- tvs successful cattle raisers, were busi- ness visitors here from their ranches in the Huachuca foothills
 Mrs. H. J. Saxon spent Thursday in the city shopping, having come up from the pleasant Saxon home in the morning with her husband, Santa Cruz county's popular, efficient sheriff.
 Mrs Gasch, wife of L. E. Gasch, manager of the Green ell. Arizona Mining Company. has arrived from St. Louis, Mo, and will spend the winter months here with her husband.
 MT. Y. Bonillas, Jr., the clever young civil engineer of Nogales, So- nora. returned Tuesday evening from the Altar mining district, Sonora. where he had been on surveying ex- petition.
 Hon. Louis N Wheaton. the New York lawyer, was up from Magdalena, Sonora, the forepart of the week. The gentleman is interested in mining property near Masdalena, where he makes his headquarters.
 Last Tuesday night the stork left a bouncing baby boy at the home of MT. and Mrs. E1. S,elzer. Dr. Smelker, the attending physician. reports moth CT and baby doing fine. The father is the happiest man in Arizona.
 MT. and Mrs. John Callahan and their bright little da ghter Golding, are making Nogales their home, after an absence of about a year in Culiacan, Mexico, where Mr. Callahan conducted a mercantile business.
 LesT-Between residence. of Mrs. J. A. Saxon and Piskorski building, or in the Hall during Catholic Fair, a quarter karat diamond from a ring setting Finder will be suitably re- warded for return of same to P. O Box, 222, Nogales, Arizona.
 George W. Avery. the Chicago at torney and mining man who for the past year has made Nogales his home, after being i'll the past week Tn the Sisters Hospital is again able to cir culate among his friends, but has not
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17
GENERAL DEMAND
FOR INSPECTION
Nearly Every County in the
State Petitions the Ac-
counting Board.
- nnr noNAauzcn VET
is NOT ORGANIZED YET
IT WILL Dc SOME TIME BEFORE
SUCH ACTION CAN De TAKEN,
AZ THE INSPECTORS ARE NOT
VET APPOINTED.
Especial Correspondence

indianapolis, June 1.-THE new
public accounting board is already
being swamped with requests from all
parts of the state for inspectors to be
sent out to investigate certain off,
GERS. There Is scarcely q county in
the state from which one or more
such requests have not been made.
In nearly every instance the letter is
from some individual who declares
that conditions in such and such an
office are bad and that they ought to
be Investigated. Many of these let
tiers are probably spite letters. though
IN some cases there Is probably good
deal Of merit.
No inspectors Named.
OF course, the accounting board is
not able to comply with all Of these
requests at this time It will be sew
,eral months before the work Of max.
sng inspections can be taken up. In
fact no inspectors have yet been APP
pointed. The board has decided to ex-
anime applicants for positions as field
examiners In July. The candidates
will be given q thorough examination
~ to their ability and fitness for the
places. and until after the result Of
this examination Is known it cannot
even be known who will be the ex-
SINNERS. And certainly there cannot
be any inspections until after then.
Chief Accountant DeHority said re-
Gently that 1t would require all Of the
time Of the board between now and
next January to prepare and install q
uniform system Of accounting In the
various offices throughout the state
and that this was the first business
the board would tackle. OF course, in
hxtreme cases, where an examination
OF an office is found necessary it will
he attended to. but the board is pro-
tceeding on the theory that proper pre-
paration and perfect system 10 the
most necessary thing just now.
Expected Z Demand.
It was expected right from the start
that a. soon rs the accounting board
was appointed there would be gem
eral demand for inspections and the
board decided early to not do any
thing along that line for the present
unless It has to.
The news that the board win not
start In on the work OF inspection will
no doubt be welcome news to many q
township trustee, city clerk. justice
OF the peace and other officials
Hhroughout the state whose books are
In such 4 condition that even he him
self does not know Just where he
stands. The delay may give them
4ime to get shaped around SO IS to
avoid exposure.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17
BLACkMA|L CASE
HAS f|zzLEO OUT
No Development Results From
Threatening Letter.

New Castle, Ind, June lit now
appears nothing will result from the
Nathan Payne alleged Matchmaking
case. Payne was instructed to depos.
it a certain sum of money on bridge
at certain time, or be punished by
the burning of his barn and other
direful calamities. He turned the let.
ter over to the authorities. The mon.
ey was not deposited, the barn has
not been burned and 1t is expected
the entire affair will be allowed to GO
by, although an attempt has been
made to interest the federal authori.
ties in the case.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17
THE THEA TER
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.
NEW PHILLIPS
All Week-Hiah ciass Vaudeville.
The New Phillips.

The New Phillips.
So great has been the demand for
good comedy in vaudeville in Rich
mond that the New Phillips has
booked another bill of comedy. this
time to vary a little from the former
bills of comedy. Sidney Jerome and
company are appearing today in a
good sketch, the second number is a
novelty act and the third in import
ance, yet of great Significance, is the
act put on by the Aerial Marshalls.
very daring and very eccentric per
sons, who do not stop at anything
that will possibly lead to their sue
cess. From the various places where
these attractions have showed come
good reports and the bill promises to
draw here.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17
PLAN BOXING BOUTS

Boxing bouts are being scheduled
for New Castle, the first to have been
held last evening. But nothing like
that goes in Richmond. Supt. Stau-
bach has said repeatedly when asked
he will not stand for boxing contests
either a. exhibitions or for q purse.
What the big chief says about such
matters coca and local fans who have
been longing may keep on waiting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17

Tho eyeball - white because the
olosd vessels that feed tn substance
are 30 small that thsy Do Aot admit tie
I'd coepuscles-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17

MARY ELLEN:
ing everything. SABKIyA
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-17

Turtle Soup at Lew Wrede's
81 South 9Th st. 1sat
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06


Clarence Pyle was here the latter part
of last week visiting with the family Of
s. D. Steiner, and incidentally placing
soma Carthage cigars with our mer-
chants, Clarence is engaged With his
brother.in-law, Chas. Hays. 10 the man
ufactdre oftwo new fiye.oent cigars, the
Leader and Marvel" that have taxi
on Carthage smokers by storm and forc-l
ed the firm to enlarge its plant and
take Cd more workmen. to supply tho
demand. Clarence Gays that until this
change was made they didn't have a
cigar to spare to out Of town dealers
aud the orders here are the first placed
with any except Carthage retailers.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

Henceforth, for the rest Of the SUM
mer At least, Jasper merchants will close
their places Of business at 7:3O O'Clock
every night except Saturday when they
will keep open until $3.50 o'clock. Some
of the merchants favored an even earl.
Ter hour Of closipg, but il developed
that it would bring n protest from
their patrons. The hour collected is1
early enough to give the store men the
best part OF hesummer evenings, and.
still late enough to permit customers an
hour's shopping after supper.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

L. P. Thomas, who has fariped near
Jasper for two years sndwho for the past
month has occupied the Orig htproperty
on East Grand avenue, moved HE family
TO Plattsmoutb, Mel. We understand
Mr., Thomas will take up farming again
there. The Thomases moved to this
county from Illinois in 1907. They sare
a most worthy family and We regret to
lose them from Jasper
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

w e. Strattou was 10 from his farm
out 10 the Mnlty neighborhood. Since
be moved so far from town Walter does
MT get in oftener tla1semi occasionally,
but still does his shopping with our
merchants. He says the corn out that
way is looking pretty sick as a result of
the oft.recurring cold spells.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

Herbert Follmer, who lives southeast
OF Jasper, was in town Monday for the
first time sizes his attack Of paralysis a.
few weeks ago, which threatened his
life. He,stiil shows the effects OF the
stroke, but Is expected to fully recover
the use OF his limbs ia due season.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

3, CharleySCorder Of the Maple Grove
neishborhood was 10 town Tuesday, Wis
ting his parents, Mr. and Mrs, r. @,
Corridor, transacting business with our
tnercbnpts and incidentally calling on
the News.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

MIR. and Mrs. Lewis Gilbert Of Hem
irietta, Okla, with their three children,
apeht several days here visiting with
MIR. aud Mrs, Frank Hardenbrook and
other relatives. They returned to Hon
rietta Tuesday morning
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

Wilbur Robinson, Misses Addie Robin.
son, and Ethel freeman, all OF Webb
City and Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Weaver Of
Oronogo were weekend guests OF Mr..
and Mrs. Jay Good Of this city Mrs.
Good is sister Of the Rbbinsous.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

Anderson Lear, q son Of F, +. Lear d
Jasper, arrived Inst Friday from Arcadia
to join his wife. who came down last
week. Anderson has accepted q post
ton at Harbur's store and commenced
his work Monday.
The Jasper news., 1909-05-06

are offered for sale by us. Our buyer
Is thoroughly posted on the POINTS, good
and bad, of the various
an the market The materials having
the greatest number of good Ioints are
purchased by as. We are therefore able
TO offer you line of Dry Colors. White
Aaad, VaF1ishes, Oils, et,.. and ready
mixed Paints, in all shade and colors,
Of 4 quality which is unsurpassed.
PAOne era II. F. Pitts.