New-York tribune., 1909-11-17
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

a woman needs seven hours sleep for the
building up of her system. Then she needs
two more hours for the recuperation Of her
body. and the extra two hours will restore
her complexion and take the wrinkles out
Of her face. The woman who wants to de-
rive the fullest benefit from her beauty
sleep will compose her mind before sink
ing off into slumber. adds the Family Doc
tor 0.ondon). A little light IN bedroom
il A good thing for some people. for II will
act cheerfully upon the nerves and drive
away nightmare. DO no. allow yourself
L. be awakened in the morning if you mean
To get beauty sleep, or If YOU must he
reused let it be ever 50 gently. DO not
wake up with a start. with an alarm clock
or in consequence Of a tell ringing, for these
harsh sounds will jar the nerves and de-
stroy some of the good the sleep has done
you, says the same authority.
LINES ON THE HooKWoRM
The hookworm's now upon the stage
Just left by DR.. Cook.
Its turn is not pleasant one.
| hope 1t gets the hook"
The hookworrn. far as I can learn,
Is not the bOOkworm's brother
JaWn d.. i see, would fight the first
While Andy feeds the other.
Good Bishop candler seems "a scorn
Md from our Northern chests,
And much as saws Jawn u. is one
% them ''philanthrOpests''
The hookworm makes one Iazy-yes.
If some wives had their wav
Their husbands could find none with which
To idly fish all day.
] guess that's all | know about
This pesky germ that tires
'Cept this-its not the sort OF worm
The early bird acquires.
Boston Transcript.
In the course Of trial in an Illinois
court a juror evinced a marked desire to
be excused from further service. Tn.
court asked him II there was any reason
why he could not proceed with the trial
lie replied, Il would rather be home with
my wife" IL appeared after repeated oues-
tions that the mans wife was not IN hut
that she objected To his serving on the uIrv
and demanded that he be excused. The Juror
was anxious 20 please his wife. and mani
Tested some agitation. because he said he
was afraid that IL he did not go home she
would deprive him of her presence. The
trial judge refused to recognize the gray
ity Of the situation. The Illinois Supreme
Court sustained the trial court. holding tina,
the mere fact that a mans wife becomes
angry because she does not believe that
her huSDdhu ias lfled 10 be excused does
not warrant his release from jury duty.
Guide-Now. ez soon ez I kin borry a dorr
well be ready for your huntin trip.
Amateur SpOrt-Why, what's the matter
with your own dog?
Guide-oh. he's too valuable,-Chlcago
News.
Chicago has decided to try an experi
ment on its traction lines that New York
gave up In disgust a few years ago-the
stopping OF all cars on the near side of
street intersections. Advocates OF the nlan
here always contended that IL the streetcar
company had not chosen for the test n
particularly nasty week in midwinter. when
snow piles Uttered the street corners, the
people would have liked the change and
would soon have been used To H. Chi
cagos new rule will not 20 into effect
until next spring.
Grimm-Im inclined TO have consider
able confidence In Explorer ShscklCton.
Primm-Nhy?
Grimnl-ile may 5e little too positive IN
asserting that he didn't discover the south
Pole. bat I'm ready TO give him tho benefit
of the doubt-Cleveiand Plain Dealer
denmark has set the pace for sim
plicity." says a letter from Copenhagen TO
a German paper. "1he Cabinet ministers
have been stripped of their title 'excellency.'
the old-fashioned claw-hammer coat has
been substituted for ;he gold embroidered
court garment and the new president os
the ministry, Zlhle. wore his slouch hat