The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-12

To Editor, who are deliciousy aWar'
bow the Goddess of Liberty always be
have like Lady, however excited
Dearest Sir:
I 90 to Lecture Theater where Hon
Mrs. FemaIne spankhurst, millinarJ
spffragette from London, was awaiting
for $50 to arrive when she would tel
&be ladies of America to rise up anc
sYert their manhood. l arrive there
anxious to know when that Female
Revolution shall revolve, SO could run
away in time 1 make tap-tap TO stage
door. A Male Janitor show me INTO
that place with discouraged air OF a
married man who had surrendered his
vote long ago.
At back Of stage, in a small Aunty
Room. l am told that Hon. Mrs. Spank
hurst is inside broiling some Words for
evening g entertainment. Occasional So
urapo war-cries heard here & there with
English accent.
Pretty soonly a equal franchise stem
oprapher, with golden teeth and firm
expression of Mrs. Napoleon, leap IN
front Of me G. cry hoarseiy,
stIf you got nothing to say, say 1t
& gol'
i swallow my soul nervusly.
''O kindly Miss 10y l commence,
bat she burst me off.
s'Don't call me Miss!" she otter
peevly, "My name is Major Birdie Nc
Uosky. Why should you remind me
Of my manmade hobbies by calling me
@Miss'7 Time will come when every
woman shall hop forth in angry rage
and drop such slavish shackles.
And she drop ink-stand on my toe
10 remind me about it. / draw my head
up proudly to altitude of A #.
al wish see Hon. Mrs. Spankhurst,
Please" / corrugate with all my
muscle.
"Stopl" confuse this militant
ssenographer seeing me by my collar
Sutton & pointing a hat-pin to my
heart "Advance not a feet further.
Mrs. Spankhurst got no time to chatter
idly with mere man.
al am not mere man, I am Japa-
reese. !" retort.
She press my goblet SO hard / enjoy
gSsps and chokes.
"Loose away from my neck" L
gargle, ''or ] shall scream for policel''
eco will you9 How nice of you'll"
yuffuse this Female joyly. "Then may
be l shall be arrested again-how for
funate! Only twice more and l shall
get Martyr Medal 6 be permitted to
set on the platform during lectures.
She shake me some more till my eyes
q teeth begin to drop off.
OF suddenly door of that Aunty room
burst open G. quiet average Lady ap-
gear out looking quite Reform, but
much less Ratchet than Hon. Carrie |
Nation.
tBirdie!'' she say bossfully, "Drop
ahat Mani" Birdie do SOY FDidn It |
i frequently tell you not to mistreat
men, dogs Il other dunn brutes coming
alone to this office7 See how he trem-
slesi Have you no chivalry for his
sexsn
While Hon. Birdie tottle back
ashainely this quiet Lady lead me in
SIDE TO office.
"Who you wish see, pleasef" she
require turning to me blue eyes what
dashed in the sunlight like skinned
milk.
al wish see Hon. Mrs. Femaline G..
Spsnkhurst, if convenient" / report
calmly.
az am him." she pop out suffer
gettely.
StWhat, you7" 1 otter. "Could you
De Mrs. Spankhurst, that Janus Patri-
site what fought so fearlusly for cause
of Female Liberty and bit a Police
man while doing soG''
@'Why you look surprised she ask
a. "Would you not know me by APP
Resranees'
<Sak, mel " / reply candieGly. "You
DO not look like a Suffergette-you are
500 effeminate.
Lteas has changed about Suffer
aetIes In past few MONTHS she re-
prOaeh with extra dry smile. "It are
Wow aearly impossible to tell them
ssraER women.'
@SWhat is your impressions about
america, - quizz with brite Reporter
expression.
al enjoy great disappointment about
anss Kingdom" she portray. Before
arriving here / thought this was free
7eRRsry. But l had scarce been here
s zaanntes before / discovered it was
Ear from free. -
s'Strangers what stops in American
aots4s finds nothing free, - / suggest
S,r sympathy. sis ladies not more