The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-10-14
Diverse Reflections
Dreamland, Sept, 60, 9O30.
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Dreamland, Sept, tn, 9O3O.
Friend Erid:
The Mirror has just come. In
a few minutes [ expect The Twins.
Of Mulberry Patch SO While the
Band Plays the Sandwich Game
I'll write few lines to you. Yens
Yenson is purity good but he bane
no Swede or he'd try to write
English better. | like the poet
ical dreams cast upon the idle
pages. Near the margin Angel
blueico gets up some ingenuic
spasms of poetry and does classic
classical to style that has class,
but of all the contributions Re-
Elections is the very best-being
along the edge for as [ find
them handy to tear off for pipe
lighters.
So you want news from Dream
land?" It is re one grand waltz!
Miss Chestnuts, In the House Next
Door is singing Baby's Got a
Tooth. She Gave Me Pretty Red
Rose for A Curl From My Baby's
Head just before they Put Me
Off at Buffalo, but nowadays We
Never Speak as We Pass By. [
Owe Ten Dollars 10 O'Grady and
McNulty lately found A Mothers
Watch by the Sea. Sweet Heath
er Bells remind me that it is time
I answered The Last Call For
Supper.
Near my plate at supper lay
Only a Blue Bell, several Sweet
Alpine Roses and copy of My
Respects to McGinnis. Helen
Hunt sat opposite me and said:
I'll be Waiting Near the Pig Sly.
| replied: If [ Thought That You
Thought That [ Could Forget You,
I'd Think It Was You Who'd For
get-and but she retorted: May
be When You Find That the Girl
That You Met in the Park is the
Girl That You Loved When at
School You'll Cease Flattering Me.
The popular shoe shop runner,
I-Scream Cone, predicts few cool
days before Spring. The home
resident who made Tie Whisper
ing Pines famous resort for hot
lemonade, ice cold peanuts,
scrambled ham, shell-less eggsand
sundry other appetizing things,
expects to see Annie Laurie, Way
Down in Old Kentucky sometime
after the Roses Bloom J Again.
Ali the Gaiety Girls from Way
Down East will be there too and
There'll Be Hot Time in the Old
Town. Spect Tony Of the 4-Bar
Ranch will be present, bringing
The Little Brown Jug, for Ikey the
p. c. to swing around The Gay,
Gay Circle. A Happy Day is guar
anteed by All Coons. The even
ing's program contains A Stroll
by Moonlight and O'Casey's Ball.
After the Ball, Waldorf will serve
the bunch with a special menu
arranged by King Menelik. Care
will be taken to prevent Handy
Andy's pulling cork within
twenty feet Of the banquet board.
A rendition of Marching Through
Georgia will occur at 1890, the
musicians engaged being: The
Boys in Blue, Uncle John, of Cor
net Place and The Two Little
Ragged Urchins.
Well, Marguerite and all old
Comrades are Sailing on lovely
waters when not quarreling about
The Dear Old Family Toothbrush.
If you ever again tell me: Stick
to Your Mother, Tom and surmise
that It's Nice to Be a Father I'll
put The Letter in the Candle.
Ny Little Bunch of Roses pleased
you, [ note.
/ I saw Moriarity On Bright
Summer Morning lately and he
said: I Feel just as Happy as
Big Sun Flower. He wanted to-
borrow My Grandfather's Clock,
but I've tossed it long ago-One
Hundred Fathoms Deep. So he
remarked: Rocked in the Cradle
of the Deep to Wither and Decay.
| Oh, well, They ALI Belong to the