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Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05
Three Months Outdoors.

"An the fighting men in California agree
that Jeffries viii need about three months
Of rugged life in the mountains. This will
do him more good than all the boxing, gym
work and vaudeville stunts he can crowd
into his system IN years. Let Jeff get back
to his old training grounds, the mountains,
where he can soon find out whether he can
recover his wind OF not
Without good bellows Jeffries will never
beat Johnson. Three or four rounds win
tell whether the big fellows breathing
apparatus Il All right or not A man Of his
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

D. A. sampson, General Agent U-nana.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15
Breaking Things.

a certain well-known membOk Of
,,AAo9gfAf fhls house down in Bash
fhgfoH:s : 0he of the fixtures n the
place is f979ql4frs n Ya lssP kefgnt .med
s snes ST. sss Rsss
4. s,al-big ss* -essss-asssa. the sidsApard
T5iae5 f59sls3ee PILED th9 mem
Def. who bossesses Very exp tssivs
tkeiahgsrs slsm sW 81
sh sa 4Gbi zaql i E Ss SilS but
i2nHAir4oidq Dthshsmmaql lhsnt
a ssfs 81 fs ssaYal sl4oa q
Maka,s a fisto, ssfs.
oNta6 VjGwisb p sb6 Srson
ssE yssfs.t,gs s ss', e. sss
.:seep, your finger OF tAs >tyiggef st
sLdaiiaEF bstso iSbaseh O. e Of ~
49, 49, -
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15

Charter ,osk III n ~ I'll There is {
ball game hSsIl9K sslttggsaP L vs xould
tie Jacobsen family q 70 yPpisy che whole
team Of Maplssat99p. Toy Icy season
home, and tie boys Believe, tbat they
can, with his help; mop up the earth
with Napoleon. The details have i Of
YET Been worked out, bqt there. Il
|its|s asi'tiss q r. sgsS S7s fully ass
until Eod geti home. When il doeI
come 81 81, tkey' c III look for large
bunch from Charter Oak.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15

Don't waste. tyeuz } money; buying
plasteEs. when yau can geta bottle Of
Chapherlain's 81 inimant for9 twenty !,
five! cen cents. Apiece of flannel dappened
with this this, Animsnt i.a, superior To-, any
tplaster, 6or lame back. pains in the
ssiid eide, and chest. and much cheaper.
Sold by all druggists a.sz, ) 35,5
20 ~ sssHappy AssnesIsEs 40 :
i: Herr aBaidhe Ad-I never can make
out why pepple smakss such, g. fuss
when they, find q ihair.i their soup.
h ne 4 sawaakens nothing but the
most pleasant s gscallse de ep y i Lufts
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p.,a MaTI had 5STaAHS 9 81 9
Council Bluffs. ....-0--1 o . o o 4 4 o.
\. &c fISl bt1.a.l an
CoysG Bla6i S;aDspison rs Il

9 Go 81 il5es.al Bid, 5=sbsai,,e.a 10 B
In this second game oethes double
header the, lgeals instead spfa getting
the big END Of the sepEa sgt # the small
end. thus defeating Nil them te g 90 given
aboys:: 81 this. game s shss LOCALS hit
hard but With ali the hitting they
weare suunableSto score until near the
last when it looked dangerous for che
sInsihcibles; $, Thisse anae was full Of
sensatisnai catches aoniboth Sides ~
4 xs.iea 3'scdtel BY fnniags.s II ssell
sssa MsR43s4s S.7sssN
G Council Bluffs laSloo "a q 81
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Deaisoa 81 slnel Bluffs | an

i The Speed BoyH as theH are c4lleds
Mentto,C oApeD b &c, Snadsy *enfeti
the fast Q0.an&l RlsfaIsHin team
nf thet city .andd dividedgthei aheuprs,
tsyenlyii = Theystook the fRstsgams lin.
enc offs thsr ssraatest ssapteatB Of thes
Pseason becssse ty1eysyerAtha sNperiors
lin Shielding ,and. hatting.pi Ehis . first
game oneaed at 2snamsl At ,the HRsts
Elsrss Park sHith butts = fairly. Jasge
|rroVd; pfspsekaters owing tQ,the fact
there was double headers Of the
Western League at Omaha. The game
ran along jh2thA aasaer Of one. two,
three, nss teatAe ! fatal a.a seHeqthhA when
ta the lasabto received the tbyee Epns
yWhieh Won then s the game s..1 be Kellys Of
! ARCADIA % pitffAsa XpndeEfnl boo Ai !
|th4oYghaaAtt NJ tbf, gene allowing the
l1ngincibles only four hits. So ssoaq
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15

asa1 And ~ Still til. 1 mlaAhqfactufs sa Il An
A1dues goes merrffiiIy Oh An English
'saadth6ffty DECLARES tlfafto 4lfafe ig hott
,Saaast5 Of ifam6us . DID, EnglisE upotl
teri that La net 4 large
sIt'a s. tR fa F9f|isR As3ks sss GGafiG;
"a firm in Hungary sends out such ex-
|rellent copies theA1nan9,e COLLECTOR
s sa'is elll]|! "a III 5lss!:1f 1sJ
fpther, q French Arm. has ,sspap A9odS
led the market with cteEeff I'M Atfd&s
ssegil q Nd b pi j Lii ilis fa Is 81
mark NAH 3 hista ke. IL 81
1sanch Z. Is aala Iys &ouni a stnrid9 IL
Chelsea; only experts know that no
gold anchor at all Is found -Qp the
1earliest and fuhst o. tfsea. s}s case
fsn the courts 1re8 s.l east esl5s !
Sfrick the Germad Ataraib1fe1l
hiding these spun ~
r custom house ohcf &ANkaElEEl16
IN Germany" prtnk 362tl iS eSAs
mark. The "old dhA AR{GEee5@
1London not Long agaMfhRk
Aextent of this ilhitd tlQH IT, K@l
titt is doubtful whether AeoG III
Ego on being deceived jusA tASeSsG
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15
Notes lotihei Game.

The ball game which vas "a be
played on Labor Day at the ,Blaffs
was called off on account Of rain.
|, Tuesdays game Fl Manning was
also called off for the sans reason;
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HOW TO DETEcT THE SAfEbR. |
se.tsstiav,sqy KlSssd ythsvsdhc
80 'mYis p iiiSM';aS$ s,f' 1xyyssTio3 sid

/ no su2ols3s9 ,enido1m
q 4 visitor who prides himself on his
knowledge of nautical affairs was
iass''1t * .s ss,s}s R1ss|s, RiI
Ihe AsleA ~Can YOU 44n1 1AAy ReklS
fby the way he walks?" I
"why, no." replied the New York. :
Yer who was with him QITITlT
y "Hes Observation-Disclosures
ILooks gt44g PH aYErf 90 teff&sman ever
a4aN thK t5.AMQ his hands.
lEturpad hahipd him and the. backs.
nturhed FORWARD. the way ne Is walk.
DE- as. sal2tN &ls As '4 All sc Sc g ssSE
ol "a aAR sye55 e. S go s,9 a$s
3det1be THO maAr1td0 srad1lStoanad hG
H3the ssa thatSyy.Iot org mo11 .,
Z What's the EXPLANATION? Inquired
1.-The other. 1910 BIZ
BE- ''Why, there isn't any that Irlpow.
FIT mad becYiy d16 @l6f0 sb thu
sss,s Of sssR1'ns 9lHs3| s ~
sa gsss ss'' ssas s3s.i g Essgss 81
count for"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15

: s9s, etrongsNo vsomad suftrags. b
Itgis said that there lare 123 organi.
cations advocating, woman suffgagei in
the little kingdom Of Belgium.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15
Earning Power

Earning Power
computed that nsn
United States arg earn
! what they did Ihrss
1omen have inva "a at
ht. Of the employ ents.
almost imposst to
( employment IN lhich
Engaged. Whil q 10
have not yet HEome.
men, 1t is equal ,true
branches Of thu name
indispensable. 3ehere
many monen teS taph
men. and eveG body
.te wouldn't the
'g ! s{ a*|2s. s s Il
'chiro sws 4tlng n one
ler and many Of Them
The' 6MAa5 Will the
jba only recqprse the
=!
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-09-15

ss4 ;s5s lIaeesa le gssst
OF ridicule. Milton was bin but
saw mopg lwitlsAe eye ~ III lect
Ithar4e1 0ther NJ p. Ps kmas our
life, and could not use his cyl for
f4qfeQARps Ave consecutive m11ltea.
Beethoven drew forth matchleN and
.pHeztel baipepiea bvt' biz du ears
s'hsse Ben: eova b, + g Git ss's wei sii
agdlnsl natdal dswba1s tho hoy
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aAAo, |Aoy oIo 1Aul
are almost as man
operators as mel
knn.6hat' nod1teI
sans ssa5%ss2 w,MltiltG,'fIKI
IRMNwtqsetpdhlr
way or another 9
are doing 1t. The
.ff;I sss IT.
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1Sss3SSzssssS@S
& I ~ Isl ) ! IN mn
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y is doubtful whether leoS IN
sEo on being dec lived tus\ N&Sg
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-04-03

the exception of Thursday morning. when
all republicans were requested to be on
hand. as something might be doing. Rep
resentative Dwight of New York, who
succeeded Jim Watson of Indiana as re-
publican whip of the House. sent out
postal cards to this effect before the Lead
ers discovered to a certainty that if they
they would start big trouble.
The night sessions are particularly
idiotic to watch. Several evenings from
3 to IL there were only a couple of dozen
OF members in attendance. half of whom
were there because they were scheduled
to speak and were waiting for the OPP
portunity. The scenes have been remi-
niscent of those gloomy Sunday after
moons in the House on the occasion of
eulogies "on the life. character and public
services of the Hon. Pete - of Podunk.
1t is exceeding instructive, of course. to
see faithful public servant standing in
enough for drill hall. whiting his collar.
mussing his shirt, waving his arms and
shattering the helpless atmosphere with
learned dissertations on the schedules in
the tariff bill of 1884 'Twould be so SIM
pie for these patriots to bob up. say Mr..
Chairman this is a rotten bill. I ask
unanimous consent to extend by remarks
in the Record or MIR. Chairman, this
is the grandest bill that was ever framed.
! ask unanimous consent to extend my
remarks in the Record
By this means the country would get
the speeches Just the same and several
hundred people would be saved from
death by boredom. Also fifty patriots
could get their stuff out of the way
where one now occupies the time of the
House.
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district has made himself wonderousiy
popular with his colleagues in the House,
both republican and democratic. by nitro
ducing bill proposing to reduce the sal
aries of members of Congress from $500
to $1,000 a year. This latter is the old fig
ure which obtained for so many years and
which was increased only a couple OF SEES
sions ago. Mr.. Edwards explained. when
some of his colleagues demonstrated with
him. that he was the possessor of a mighty
tender conscience and, after thinking
things over simply had to introduce that
bill. as he really did not feel that he was
earning 81 500 year by his distinguished
public services. The folks to whom he
suggested this Immediately and unanl-
mously agreed with him. They thought.
however, that Mr. Edwards might have
had more consideration for those of his
colleagues who earn or who think they
earn at least this amount.
This is not the first time that Mr.. Ed
wards had wound up his legislative south
paw and put a freak bill over the plate.
Last session he fathered a feeble effort to
have the House meet regularly at or ID
o clock or some other hour in the morn
ing and he is understood to be an earnest
advocate of the notwithstanding notion Inn
ported from England and which has been
severely frosted since its soJourn In THIS
country.
Charles Gordon was elected TO Congress
by his family. He has more relatives
than he can count. In his autobiography
of this issue of the Congressional Direc-
tory he paws respect to his immediate kin
in the statement that he is the fifth OF
seven sons. all of whom are grown and
prosperous in business. lie neslects TO
mention evidently. that they all got to-
gether and boosted Charles Gordon. This
is the excuse usually offered by his col
leagues for Mr.. Edwards presence in the
House.
Mr.. Edwards was a real bang-up SOL
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executive Offices and was admitted to the
presence. Incidentally it was the first
time he had seen Mr.. Taft in some
years. for the last time they met-when
Mr. TAFT was Secretary of War-Mr.
Brownlow was suffering from an attack
of blindness that threatened to be perma-
nent.
The President and the Tennessean chat
ted for awhile. and then Mr. Brownlow
preached little matter of public business
i'm which he was interested-the nature OF
which is neither here nor there.
Why don't you speak up yourself?''
asked the President with smile. and Mr.
Brownlow. assuming his humble and de-
predatory air, replied: "Oh. Mr.. President,
l couldn't. do it,
Why asked Mr.. Taft in his custom
airy directness.
Because" responded Mr. Brownlow,
still in an attitude of mental prostration.
Il am too modest
There was a profound silence for a
couple of minutes. during which time the
President looked at the Hon. Walter and
the Hon. Walter looked at the President.
...Mr. Brownlow.' said Mr. Taft gaze
at me. Gaze at me hard How do /
look?''
"ou look disgusted' said Mr.. Brownlow
with a grin.
Mr.. Brownlow." said the President. as
next room. II am happy to see that your
eyeslght is fully restored
D E'ENTLY DIR. Albert Sidney Burleson
~ of Texas. that student who repre-
sents the tenth Texas district in the
House when he Is not too busily engaged
in discussing the binominai theorem or
the effect of lunar luminosity on the
tides of the Dead sea, bought fence.
1t was secondhand fence and it was
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49,

follows the regular democratic standard
will! have TO 20 II Pimlco 70 get his "r-
ders governing his conduct in the House.
Every time Ollie James hears of morse
race he wraps up ham sandwich ana
s. and beats Ii for the track.
And the New England member snorted
a couple of times and went OF 10 Ten
some mora folks mis- views OF the BrA an
Clark Ollie-James combination.
D EPRESENTATINE " J. T e
IN RRoWNLoW OF Tennessee tried 20
call UP somebody at the White House on
the telephone just day or So ago. lie
had a fierce time. The central who VAS
trying TO get the number for him APP
foolish with the heat. and finally Mr.:
BroWnow. ordinarily the most patient OK
men. went up in the air.
Look here he cried to central. "auie
this foolishness. II you can't get me- the
White House give me some place where
equal"
Wasn't that hct shot7
But
There was silence for moment. ,anf
then over the wire came good iouI
Hello in a mans voice.
AIR. Brownlow was much relieved.
What place is this?" he asked
This the voice responded, rs the
Government Hospital for the Insane
across the river
And Mr.. RrownIow. after 10 got ovcr
his Immediate crouch. had 10 admit tfao
the telephone central he had scolded.
whether she Was his intellectual equal or
not had certainly handed one 10 him.
Mr. Rrownlow is now endcayoring To
ascertain that centrals name. lie wants
to have her promoted At least. that 8
what he says.
IRVING c. NORWOOD.
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ought to know something about this
maid gag. having been paying wages to
about four hundred thousand of 'em for
the last quar,er of a century or So"
'Oh, I'm not saying that Isabel isn't
really quite fair housemaid and cook"
put in Mrs. JobSon, but she is forgetfuI
at times. and the worst thing abont her,
you yourself know. IL that she hardly
ever gets here on time in the morning,
Il don't know anything of the sort.
and you know that 1 don't know It,"
javelined Mr.. Jobson. She's the pune
numbered out of an alley before daylight
to get to her work, and if you had one
eighth of Isabels notion of the inner
meaning of the word punctuality Id be
standing on my head What time dye
expect an unfortunate serving woman to
be breaking into the establishment. any
how About o'clock in the morning ?
Would you like to have her stick out Of
bed all night SOS to be sure that she'd
he here before the milkman got around
in the morning? That's the trouble about
you women in Your dealings with servants.
You've got no heart. no mercy. not a
particle of sympathy with em. You
bully 'em, hector 'em around buiIdoze
'em from morning till night. ana then
expect 'em to break their necks working
for your interests. Say. IL n business
man treated his employees the way you
be unable to get anybody to work for
him. but he'd he liable to have his es
Establishment dynamited Isabel's the
maid for mine. Don't you try to under
mine Isabel with me. Fact is. I'm
thinkin' of raising Isabers wages. That's
what I'll DOLL raise Isabers wages.
She deserves it. Shes model, and she's
not getting enough money for being i
model You just inform Isabel that be-
ginning the LIST of April she's going to
have IA raise in wages of five bucks a
month, see?'
Mrs. Jobson. however. didn't inform Isa-
bel anything of the sort.
On the following morning, when Mr..
Jobson appeared downstairs for break
fast. he found Mrs. Jobson scurrying
around at a great rate, trying to get the
breakfast things on the table-and no
Isabel in sight.
What's all this uproar down here
this morning. inquired Mr.. Jobson-
though there was no uproar. Whats
coming off. anyhow"
Why said Mrs Jobson, Isabel, you
know. hasn't come yet, although it's now
half-past 4, and
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poodle Gink, what for? What for do
these here Mister Riders want to get
tossed all over the young spring grass and
rolled on and kicked in the teeth and
dragged around and damned into the
fence and the wings of the jumps, and
hauled through the water jump and land
ed on the top Of prickly hedges? What
for. hey?
I'm not spelling the question at the
professional steeplechase gitappers. who
drag plugs over hedges to make a living
the ones that never get the Mister thing
pushed in front of their monakers on the
jock board. Riding EN- over the sticks is
their end of IL. That's how they get by.
or don't-some OF 'em. It's their work.
They're out for the soup kale. like the
rest Of the gang thatre born without but
tons to push.
I'm glugging about these Mister stee-
plechasers only. Say. at Pimlico meet
ing coupla years ago there was young
Mister rider from New York going over
the pickets who's going to have the price
of about -milion-dollar watches
some day. He could ride. He was there
with IL. He was pretty near as good a
steeplechase rider as some mutt of
sure-enough jumping jock that had to do
il for IA living. Well, every time l saw
this clean-looking young Mister boy
parade his hopping poodle down the
track and into the field grass l was there
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II comes to that. with these kale-wrapped
Slugs that go in for gas gigs that only
hit the ground once in a while. / could
never handicap those people, either
sit down and blow smoke rings at the
lace curtains from the time they get up
in the morning till their man hands EN-
their nighties. Whenever they feel like
touching a button for anything they think
they need or want somebody comes pant
ing to EN- and gives it to 'em. They've
got the hull game of life sewed up in
a canvas bag with sailmakers needle
and put away on ice. Nothing makes
any difference to EN-. Room rent is
something they never even heard of. The
eats is only "a matter of what they feel
like having. not what they've got the
a down-and-outer having to ink his hat
brim SOS he can go out on the street and
put up front and look merry. They
wouldn't know d hard wallop if they saw
it hiking down the street with a tag
on it, All they've got To do is to live
and Toll and loaf and open mp the world
like dinse with an oyster knife.
But they want to crawl into the en-
trails of any old thing that looks like
West Indian centipede i'm bunch OF
bananas. shoot along the pike or the
sandy beach at the clip of straight
mile in nothing.
The blue prints--T gotta have flash at
the blue prints. DO. before can see what
for.
They're going up in the air in big
gas bags. too. whole lot of these Mis-
ters thatve got much to live for that
it makes a smudge like me feel lone
some to think about it. Climbing into
a basket and getting emselves yanked
off the ground that feeds 'em. and get
ting themselves banged against chimneys
and steeples. and dragged through mucky
swamps. and dumped into the cold. wet
sea. and lodging in slippery elm trees or
cactus beds-I gotta have a pinny-poppy
for Of this, too, before I'll ever know how
to get the right kind of dope on it.
"ShCw muhv'
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with layout of question marks of as
sorted sizes inside me that made me feel
lumpy all over. Here was a glug with all
the change that he could conveniently
carry in his dungarees without turning
turtle and rolling over on his back like
wogSlebu2-here he was astraddle Of a
crazy. wrong-headed thing with name
and eour hard hoofs. a thing with only
one idea in his conk; and all that the
thing with the hoofs and the name and
the one idea has go to do is to take Off
about two feet too far forward. or forget
to clear board by about an eighth of an
inch. or slip when he hits the other side.
and then the young Mister with all the
goodies that were picked and preserved
and put away for him before he was born
is just as liable as not to be creased over
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dier He says himself that he served as
private, corporal and sergeant of the Sa-
Nannah Volunteer Guard and lieutenant
or the Oslethorpe Light Infantry. IL is
generally understood around the Capitol
that neither of these organizations has in
dulged in public parade since their pride
and JOY. the Hon. Charles Gordon Ed
wards. quit running for lawyer. as they
say down south. and came to Washington
TO earn $3.50 less than he is paid by a
generous and philanthropic republican
government
g ONE of the comments heard i'm the
corridors of the Capitol around the
House end recently with respect TO the mo-
tives of this or that democrat in voting
for or against the Fitzgerald amendment
to the rules would not look we'll in print.
The republicans are not contributing any
thing TO this row; the democrats are
stirring up all this trouble among them
selves Coldnesses have sprung up between
friends OF long standing. acquaintance
have quit speaking to one another and
strangers glare back and forth and mutter
things in an underbreath. oh. conditions
are just lovely
Ollie James of kentucky is Mr.. Clark $
first lieutenant and helps him lead the
regular forces on the minority side. As
a sample Of the pleasant things the
democrats are saving about one another
may he quoted the remarks cf a New
Highlander with respect to Ollie James Il
day or so ago.
.'Of. yes said this Goldfish member. Il
suppose before long Ollie James will he
tie acknowledged leader of the House
democrats. as he is now the actual lead
err. And YOU know what will happen
, then? Every man in the House who