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Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
County Court Proceedings

The following matters were dispos
ed Of at a special term Of the county
court for Jefferson county held in
Watertown Wednesday, Judge Char
les B. Rogers presiding:
Judgment of no claims was entered
in the following estates: Mary Brady
deceased; Henry Petig, deceased
Herman Rose, deceased; Johann Hell
den, deceased.
Hearing on contested claims in the
estate of William e. Jones was adj
journed to November II, 1909, at Wa
tertown.
In the matter of the estate Of Mary
Lawton, deceased. Proofs of will
taken and will admitted to probate.
Letters testamentary issued to Peter
Lawton. Time for filing claims limit
ed to April 20, 1910 and hearing set
for May 4, 1910 at Watertown War
rant issued to appraisers.
In the matter of the estate of Mar
tina Mentink, deceased. Hearing
proofs of will Matter adjourned to
November 8, 1909 at WATERFOWL.
In the matter of the descent of real
estate of Otis M. Wilder, deceased.
Matter adjourned to November 3,
1909 at Watertown.
In the matter of the estate of Evan
7. Evans, deceased. Hearing on
trustees account and petition for re-
moval Further testimony taken. Ar
guments made and matter taken un-
der advisement.
In the matter of the estate of Julia
A Humphrey, deceased. Bond ap-
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Personal Mention

Mrs. Charles J. Wenck is visiting
relatives in Milwaukee.
Sidney Eberle and wife were Mil
waukee visitors yesterday.
Edwin J. Gormley of Fort Atkinson
is visiting at the home of Joseph
Brooks, route Z.
Mrs. Joseph Rooster and baby re-
turned to their home in Milwaukee to-
day after a visit of several weeks at
the home of Charles J. Wenck.
Mrs. NJ S. Newton and Miss Emma
Jantzen, who have been sojourning
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
DOINGS THURSDAY
Wedding Bells

At 2 o'clock this afternoon at ST.
Marks Lutheran church occurred the
wedding Of Mr.. William Hose and
Miss Lillian Borchardt. The Rev.
julius Klingmann performed. the cere-
mony. Messrs. Leon King, Herbert
BOrchardt and Misses Alma Borchardt
and Laura Hose were the attendants.
At the conclusion of the ceremony a
reception was held at the home of
the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Borchardt, 1925 West Division
street, at which only immediate rela-
tives and friends were present. Mr.
and Mrs. Hose will reside in this city.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
A Church Ceremony

Mr.. Frank Goslin and wife, Lillian
son last March, were united in the
bonds of matrimony this morning at
ST. Henry's church at $3.50 o'clock,
according to the ritual of the Catholic
church, on which occasion the groom
presented the bride with a handsome
diamond ring. Immediate friends of
Mr.. and Mrs. Goslin were present at
the church ceremony and offered con-
gratulatiOnS.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Personal Mention

R. B. Kirkland of Jefferson attend
ed to business matters here today.
Mrs. Kate Madole of Oconomowoc
was a visitor in the city yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. w. E. Brandt are Wis
iting in Chicago.
Otto CRUDE and Arthur Oestreich
are spending a few days in Milwau
kee
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22

with relatives in Montana several
months, returned home last evening
Alex Uehling was a Milwaukee Wis
itor yesterday
G. D. Wiggenhorn transacted bust
ness in the cream city today.
Mr.. and Mrs Thomas Brooks and
son Tom spent the day in Milwaukee
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22

proved and filed and letters OF admin
lstration issued to Bertha l. Atkins.
Time for filing claims limited to April
20, 1910 and hearing set for May 4,
1910 at Waterfowl. Warrant issued
to appraisers.
In resale of real estate Of Mary Kill
liam, minor. Petition filed and spe-
journed to November 3, 1909 at Wa
tertown.
Various papers filed.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Personal Mention

Miss Ella Cruger of Deerfield is
visiting at the home of j. w. Cruger.
Mrs. William Martsch is visiting
with Mrs. James Spear at Appleton.
John Schmutzler and wife left for
their home in Aberdeen, S. D. yester-
day.
Miss Lizzie Guetzlaff is spending a
few days in Milwaukee the guest Of
relatives.
The Rev. Charles Steinfort of Eau
Claire is a guest at the home of H. j..
Steinfort.
Edward j. Broennimann of New
York City, who has been enjoying a
duck hunt IN North Dakota with
officials of that state is in the city.
He secured the limit allowed by law
in that state, fifty of the feathered
tribe, and will leave for his home to-
morrow evening.
Mrs. H. 7. Eberle has returned
from a two weeks visit with relatives
in ST. Louis, Mo.
,+ae& n,,tv e. ci0ar
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Personal Mention

Mrs. Lyman Rhodes is visiting rel
atives in Milwaukee.
Herb Gallup and Charles f. Schultz
of Milford were callers i'll the city to-
day.
Miss Clara Koser entertained a few
friends at her home in Second street
last evening.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Artistic Job Printing Draws
Business

BrIEg US your printing. Having
recently received several fonts of the
celebrated Cheltenham type we are
better prepared than ever to give you
work which will certainly please you.
We make speciality of pamphlet and
brief work and our prices are as low
good work will permit. Give us
a trial job. Leader, Watertown, Wis.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
DOINGS FRIDAY
Katherine Williams a LAWYER

Miss Katherine Williams of Milwau-
kee, secretary of the Wisconsin
Teachers association, has been adj
mitted to the practice of law in Mil
waukee. Miss Williams passed her
examination in law last July. She is
a daughter of the late David Williams
of Watertown and resided here sever
al years before removing to Milwau-
kee
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Only Stubble Fire

The fire department responded to
fire alarm phoned to the city about
1880 this morning. Fire had caught
in stubble field at the Joda residence,
754 North Church street, and it was
feared the fire might communicate to
the buildings, but it was extinguished
before the arrival of the fire IaddieS.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Personal Mention

Gordon Bacon was called to Chica-
go yesterday by the sudden death of
his father.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward J. Brandt will
be present at the New York Sym
phony orchestra rendition at Madison
this evening.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Euterpe Club Meets

The Euterpe club, musical organ
ization of considerable local note, be
gan the season of 1909-10 today, the
dence of Mrs. w. G. Stone The Of
ficers of the club are:
President-Miss Elizabeth Ernst,
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Ranks Grow Thin

Deaths invasion of the fast thin
ming ranks of war veterans caused
1892 names to be dropped from the
pension rolls of the United States
last year. Of this number 1881
were survivors of the civil war.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Real Estate Transfers

Aztalan-Jacob G. Robisch to
Rudolf Gehler, part section 81
and part section %. $4,000
Farmington-Rudolf Gehler to
Jacob G. Robisch, part Sec
lloH Il ........ ......... SSUU
Koshkonong-Cicero Allen to
Frank A. Lowe, part section Is $500
Lake Mills-W. H. Galway to
Oscar HI. Violin, part outlot
II ....... ........... 29OO
w. H. Galway to Florine M.
Veeder, part outlot 17........ 900
w. H. Galway to Florine NJ
Veeder, part outlot II. IT'S
Michael Koten to Ferdinand
Howe, lot II, block 2. ...... 1850
w. H. Galway to Richard Hell
deman, part outlot IT. 500
Leonard Barfknecht to John
Bredow, part section II and
part section g. ...... 1000
Waterloo-J. J. Montgomery to
(Ed. Baker, lot 6............ 1850
Henry Bartosch to Anna Bar
tosch ct al, lots and 8, block
% ........ ................. 1857
Watertown-Henry Mittag to
Gabriel Keimig, lot 1, block 1,
Prentiss' addition Second ward 1850
George Stube to Ferdinand J.
Kraeger, lot g. block 5, Rich
ards Hill addition. ........... $50
Nicholas Biewer to John
r1y
section 16 5000
Cecilia A. Moore ct al to John
P. Humphrey, VIII lots and Z,
block 9, original plat west
side ......... ............ 27O
George P. Gates to Mary A.
Scion, 1872 foot strip in NV
corner block 20, Fourth ward. 1900
Joachim Setback to the Water
town Gas G Electric Co., lots
8, 4, 5, 6, SeibePs subdivis-
ion .......... ............ 400
Agnes Keimig to the Water
town Gas & Electric Co., out
lot 43 and lots 6, Z, s, 9, 10, 16,
II and IS, Wyborney's addition 1850
Henry Guetzlaff to the Water
town Gas & Electric Co., lots
1, 2, 8, and 5, Nedvidek's ad-
dition ......... ......... 29OC
Gustav Mallow to WatertoWn
Gas & Electric Co., lot 3 block
l, except eh acre, also 2 acres
of lot 8, block 2, Mulberger &
Werlich's addition .......... LIE
Oh, To Totn
Gas & Electric Co., lot 4, block
/, Mulberger e Werlich'S ad
dition ...... $50
Mamie Lemke ct al to Her
man Lemke, $3.50 of neg nwq
and nWq q except piece sold
to railroad, also nh seq nwq
except piece sold, all in section
4 lU,lot
Albert May, special guardian
to Herman Lemke, undivided
ITO of same premises as last. 1926
Henry Rick, special guardian
to Herman Lemke, 46O same
premises as last. .......... 81
Herman Lemke to Emil Lemke
part nwq neg and all of neg
nwq n of rr in section 2. -. 1896
Herman Lemke to Carl
Schwenker, nh seq nwq except
part sold, also all of neg nwq
of railroad, all in section g.. 427O
Carl Schwenker to Herman
Lemke, VIII eh seq. .......... 512O
Maria Allermann to Water
town Gas & Electric Co., part
lots 3 and 4, block 2, Mulber-
ger & Werlichs addition. . 900
Carrie T. Sleeper to Emma H.
Strauss, lots and 8, block %,
Cole, Bailey & Co.'S plat. $50. $500
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
LOW FARES TO ILWAUKEE VIA
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, & ST,
PAUL RY.

For the National Dairy Show, Oc-
tober 14-z4. One and one-half fare
for the round trip to Milwaukee from
stations on the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul railway. Minimum excur-
sion fare, So %. Dates of sale,
October IA. Is, 16, II, l8, 19 and 90.
Return limit. to reach starting point
on or before October 26. Additional
information from nearest Ticket
Agent, Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul Railway, or from Mr.. F. A.
Miller, General Passenger Agent,
Chicago. 1927
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
In Social Realm

Miss Meta Schoechert entertained
a company of friends at her home in
West Division street Tuesday even
ing in honor of Miss Mayta AlIwardt
of GAINESVILLE. The evening was
pleasantly spent in music and games
and light refreshments were served.
Present were Misses Josephine Kioes,
Helen Adsit, Bessie Mccarthy, Mar
tina Mas, Irene Wick, Clara Kioes,
Hattie Mas; Mayta Allwardt, James
vile.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
Improved Farm for Sale

100 acres, half cleared; good building
and timber; including crops and all; 3
miles from G. & N. W. Ry town of
1000; $4,000. 90, One-half down. balance on
easy terms; for particulars write
W. j. SCHUMACHER,
Pat ShawanO, Wis.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22

Mr.. Ewald Tietz and Miss Elsa
Christian, both of Emmett, were united
in marriage this afternoon at o'clock
at st. Johns Lutheran church. The
Rev. F. H. Eggers officiated. Mr..
and Mrs. Tietz will reside in Emmett.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22
DOINGS WEDNESDAY
In Social Realm

Mr.. and Mrs Oscar Wertheimer
were rendered a pleasant surprise at
their home in Clyman street last even
ing in honor of their fifth wedding
anniversary
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22

Members of the Wednesday club
spent the day with Mrs. S. Kussel in
Milwaukee. The party consisted of
Mesdames Emma Stiemke, Herman
Wertheimer, H CRUDE, w. F. Brandt,
G. E. Emmerling, Alma Wedemeyer,
George KOenip
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-10-22

Smoke --latest Out" Sc cigar.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05
Humorous department.

HIS EXCUsE.-Eugene Walter, the
young playwright discussed in his An
sonia apartment the failure of Paid in
Full in London.
The London critics." said Mr.. Wal
ter, praised my drama without dis
senting voice. From Mr.. Walkley, Of
the Times down they deluged me with
praise But the public would not come
to the Aldwych theatre. The public
was unfiattering as the African sentinel.
"A French sentinel in Algeria, you
know" Mr.. Walter explained, had for
colonel very tall, lanky, rOund-shoul-
dered man."
This round shouldered colonel one
night was making quiet inspection.
Passing the sentinel, he found, TO his
rage AMI Indignation, that he was not
challenged. So he returned to the man
and roared:
You didn't challenge me?'
mo, sir faltered the sentinel, salut-
ing.
We'll, why didn't you?' the colonel
demanded.
Excuse me, sir said the sentinel,
but l thought beg your pardon, sir
l thought you was a camel
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05
TAX RETURNS FOR 1908.
Office of the County Auditor of York
County, South Carolina.
Yorkville, S. c., Dec. l, 1905

Yorkville, S. c., Dec. l, 1908.
A S required by statute my books
"A will be opened at my office in
Yurkville on FRIDAY, JANUARY !,
1909, and kept open until FEBRUARY
20, 1909, for the purpose Of listing for
taxation all TAXABLE PROPERTY
held in York County on January l, 1909.
Returns made on proper blanks, and
sworn to before an officer qualified to
administer an oath and forwarded to
me by registered mail before February
20, 1909, will be accepted.
All taxpayers are particularly re-
quested to inform themselves as to the
number Of their respective school dis
tricts, and where they have property
in more than one school district, they
will please make separate returns in
dicating the location Of each piece Of
property. The school districts in which
there are special levies are as follows:
No. 23 in Bethel Nos. 29 and 33 in
Bethesda; Nos. 9, 20 and 40 in Broad
River; Nos. 9 and 20 in Bullocks Creek;
No. II in Catawba; Nos. and IL in
Ebenezer; Nos. 26, 2S and SO in Fort
Mill; Nos. H. 20, 33 and 35 in York.
For the purpose Of facilitating the
taking Of returns, and for the greater
convenience Of tax payers, will be at
the following places on the dates
named:
At Glover, Tuesday and Wednesday,
January 5th and 9Th.
At Bethel-lS. A. Glenn & co.,
Thursday, January Z.
At Bandana-CPerry Ferguson's)-|
Friday, January s.
At Observation-Disclosures, jan
uary 9.
At Smyrna, Monday January II.
At Hickory Grove, Tuesday and
Wednesday, January II and 13.
At Sharon, Thursday and Friday,
January IA and Is.
At Bullock's Creek Saturday, jan
uary 16.
At Tirzah, Monday, January 1S.
At Newport, Tuesday, January 19.
and Friday, January 20, 21 and %.
At McConnellsville, Monday, jan
uary %.
At ogden, Tuesday, January 26.
At Coates's Tavern-(Roddeys
Wednesday, January q.
At Rock Hill, Thursday and Friday,
January 2S and 20, and from Tuesday,
February to Friday, February 5.
All males between the ages Of twen-
ty-one and sixty years, except Confed-
crate soldiers over the age Of fifty
years, are liable to a poll tax Of 81,
and all persons so liable are especially
requested to give the numbers Of their
respective school districts in making
their returns.
1t will be a matter Of much accom-
mediation to me If as many taxpayers
as possible will meet me at the res
pective appointments, mentioned above
so as to avoid the rush at Yorkville
during the closing days.
My office in Yorkville will be open
every week day from January l, to
February 20, inclusive, and returns
may be made there at any time.
JOHN ]. HUNTER,
County Auditor.
Yorkville, S. c., Dec. 1, 1908.
96 At
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

set it on fire: its blazing branches
might, perchance. give a signal of dis
tress and what did it matter now if l
set the bush on fire!
No torture could be greater than the
death we were slowly but surely fac
ing. BY the time the tree was properly
blazing, had managed to get back to
Charlie. who was now sitting up, abso-
lutely mad, and geSticulating wildly.
Occasionally smile would fit across
mis- painstricken face as he seemed to
be living over again some boyish freak.
His bloodshot eyes seemed almost to
be leaving their sockets, when all at
once he jumped up again and stagger-
inglng forward to some imaginary wa
ter he fell, and knew at once that he
was dead. 1 sank down beside him and
knew no more On opening my eyes
q black fellow was leaning over me
moistening my lips from his canvas
water bag My head and eyes were very
painful, and as drop by drop he man.
aged to get precious liquid slowly
through my parched lips and over my
swollen tongue the fiery agony grew
gradually less, and when at last l
managed to drink little it seemed as
if l could have drained lake. The
black fellow had a boy with him, and
their ponies were tethered close by. He
tended me for hours, until at last l had
sufficiently revived to be assisted on to
one of the ponies. Then for the first
time he spoke to me.
You die um very soon me not come,
but now good" Then pointing to poor
Charlie. he said: Me bury um by um
by" AS he spoke he covered my poor
mate with some boughs, and catching
hold of my horses bride he asked
where l wanted to go. When l told
him he replied: This track no good;
plenty white men die here" l asked
how he had found me, and he explain
ed that he belonged to station some
few miles distant. He had been sent
after some horses, had seen the smoke
Of the burning tree, and having found
US he thought at first that we were
both dead. When We arrived at the
station the situation was explained and
with a weeks kindly nursing l was
once more able TO take to the road,
this time being on the right track for
Broken Hill-Emile Donnier in Lon
don Field.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

A HARD LANGCAGE-'LeeSten said
the perplexed Frenchman. when you
give sing, you cannot keep 'eem!
SOP"
So" said the English instructor,
But when a homes man give 'ees
word, ZEE keep 'eem. So?"
So" said the instructor.
But when zee give 'ees word 'ow can
zee keep 'eem? Does zee take eem
back?"
NO" said the instructor.
But if zee keeps 'ees word ZEE does
not give 'eem!"
"Oh. yes! If he does not keep his
word he is not an honest man."
"Ah, begeen to see. 'Aving given
'ees word and not taken 'eem back, zee
keep 'eem all re while?"
That's it,"
"Oh, la, la, la What Il language eez
zee Englishe!"- Telegram.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

HARD LUCK.-At the banquet Of the
st. Andrews Society, recently held in
New York city, Andrew Carnegie told
the following in his toast, THE Land
O. Cakes"
''Golfng one day in the autumn on
the st. Andrews links l said To my
caddie:
ANGUS, man, the leaves are falling
The green is turning red and brown
Winter will soon be upon us. And dc
you get much caddying to do in the
winter, Angus?'
Angus frowned gloomily.
ma, na,' said he, blowing his nose.
There's nae muckle caddyin' in win
ter. If it's no snaw it's frost, if it's no
frost it's snaw; if it's neither frost nor
snaw it's rain, an if it's fine it's sure
to be the Sawbath.' Judge.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

A CLOSE SHAVE.-David Warfield, the
actor, was describing his European
trip. The best thing l saw was the
Milan Cathedral" he said. THE worst
was the English barber. The English
barber uses dull razor. He lathers
your nostrils and your lips. He brushes
your hair with a revolving brush that
runs by machinery.
I'll never forget my first experience
of a London barber shop. 1t was dim,
stuffy room. sat in straight backed
chair. The barber though his razor
was dull cut me three times.
"'Win you have a close shave. sir?'
he asked after going over my face
once.
II wiped a few ruddy drops from my
chin.
IF l get out of this chair alive l
said severely, L shall certainly consid-
er it such Judge.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

ALL FIXED.-A Chicago artist relates
how a wealthy individual from Kansas
City, with his wife and three sons and
four daughters, once called upon him.
Here we are!" exclaimed the head
of me family. Nearly a dozen of us,
Mr. Painter How much for a painting
of the whole of us, discount for CASH."
That will depend" answered the ar
tist, hiding a smile with his hand, up
on the dimensions, style, etc"
"Oh, that's all fixed" responded the
other, breezily, with the air Of a man
who knows exactly what he wants
We are to be dashed off in one piece
as large as life, sitting on the lawn Of
my place just outside Of little old K.
c., singing Hail Columbia!' !'"-Har
per's Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

TwAIN'S REPUTATION.-Mark Twain
was talking about the famous robbery
in his beautiful country house.
Had l been living in Hartford" he
said whimsically, some of my Hartford
friends would certainly have accused
me of robbing myself They had poor
opinion of me in that town.
Marshall Jewett, the ex-governor,
used to take up the collection in our
Hartford church. They never asked me
to take it up. fretted a good deal over
this matter.
See here, Jewett,' l said one day,
they let you take up the collection ev-
cry Sunday, but they would never let
me do it.
"'Oh, yes, they would said Jewett-
that is. with bell punch like the horse
car conductors use Boston Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

CAUGHT.-In Philadelphia they tell a
story of a man whose wife had ar
ranged al authors evening" and per-
suaded her reluctant husband to re-
main at home and help her receive the
fifty guests who were asked to parti-
cipate in this intellectual feast.
The first author was dull enough;
but the second was worse. Moreover
the rooms were intolerably warm. So
on pretense of letting in some cool air
the unfortunate host escaped to the
hail. where he found a servant COM
fortably asleep of the settle.
Wake up" sternly commanded the
Philadelphian in the mans ear. Wake
up, say! You must have been lis
tening at the keyhole!" Mag
aZine.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-01-05

THE PRECISE SCIENTIST.-Gov. Stuart
of Pennsylvania, at a dinner in Phila-
delphia during the opening of the opera
season, said of a noted Philadelphia
scientist:
He is the most exact man | ever
met He believes in nothing but prov
ed facts Continually he pins YOU down
"One day l said to him:
'Cannibalism-what an abOmina-
ton! To eat of human flesh! Brrrr!'
The scientist frOwned.
Pardon me, but have YOU ever eat
IN of human fesh?' he said severely.
No said /.
We'll, then he demanded, why do
you speak Of things that YOU know
nothing at all about" "-WaShington
Star.