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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Men Who chsa, Themselves.

] have known employees actually 20
work harder IN schcmlng. shlrklng,
trying 10 keep from working hard In
the performance of their duties. says
Orlson SWEET Marlcn IN Success Mag
azine. than they would have worked
IN they had tried Ia do their best and
Ind given the largest. the most liberal
service possible Ia their employers
The hardest work In the world II that
which is grudglngly done The youth
who II always haggllng over the aues-
tion OF how many dollars aud cents he
viii sell his services for little realizes
how he Is cheating himself by not look
ing at the larger salary he can pay
himself IN increasing his skin. In ex'
pandlng his experience and In making
himself better. stronger. more useful
man.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Fishina Snakes,

While fishing In the Fort ~. George
mont, at Madras. correspondent OF
Country life saw snake fiftecn
inches long come out OF the water
with fish In It's mouth. ON catching
sight ~ the writer II dropped the fish
and boltcd. leaving the fish ON the
bank alive. ON another occasion.
while ishing In reservoir near Cha
zlnhad, he again saw n snake emerg'
lng from the water with n fish IN III
mouth. This snake WIS about twenty.
four Inches long. and on killing Il he
was able 10 Identify the fish ns com
mon species ~ Indian fresh water fish.
later on he saw viper nearly four
feet long, lying IN shallow water The
writer hooked II ashore with his
tackle. upon which the snake attacked
him, leaving large yellow fang In
his fishing rod
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Ready Replies.

one Of Lord Carmarthcn's future
constituents once asked the youthful
candidate his opinion upon some ab-
strusc question of which he knew
nothing Let him nioneg' cried an
other dcrisiycly. Don't you see he's
nothing but babyT" "what do you
thinkY" reiterated his inquirer heed
less 81 the interruption and deter
mined TO have an answer, II think"
said Lord Carmarthen. with ready wit.
that Il IL high time for all babies To
be IN bed" and 80 saying he gathered
up his papers and disappeared from
the platform.
Again this last anecdote IL 81
we'll known aa 10 have become well
nigh hlstorical-at n crowded meeting
Just before his election. he was inter
ruptcd by the question. Does your
mother know you're outr' Yes, she
does" was the instant retort, ''and by
Tuesday night she will know I'm In"
Ills prophecy proved correct. and he
headed the poll by large majority.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Our Charges.

AS is customary, we will chargs
for card of thanks, soc; for resolu'
tions of respect, SI,oo; for notices
OF church or lodge entertainments,
suppers, sociables, etc., where there
are charges for admission, SC pei
line, but where there are no charges
for these events, we will break the
rule and insert them free. We
make this announcement SO that
our good friends may understand
our rule in this respect.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
rheumatism.

More than nine out of every ten
cases of rheumatism are simply rheu-
matism of the muscles. due to cold o,
damp, or chronic rheumatism. In
svch cases no internal treatment is
required. The free application of
Chamberlain's Liniment is all that
is needed, and It 10 certain to give
quick relief. Give II trial and see
for yourself how quickly II relieves
the pain and soreness. The medi-
cines usually given internally for
rheumatism are poisonous or very
strong medicines. They are worse
than useless in cases of chronic and
muscular rheumatism. For sale by
all good druggists.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Natures Armor.

I.ohslers aud crabs are familiar ex
amplcs ~ armor bearing creatures
The holsters have wonderful coats OF
mail suggestive of those devised by
human warriors In the age of chly-
airy, They combine perfect security
with ease of movement. owing TO their
iolnted structure. The manner IN
which crabs when az rest tuck their
legs beneath them SO as to bring them
under the shelter Of the hard Carapaoe
Is Interesting, The crab Is doubly pro-
lected. for Il resembles n water worn
pebble, and thus looks TO large fishes
which like 20 eat the crustaeean-so
long as II keeps stlll-yery similar 10
the objects with which II Is sur
rounded
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Inquire Of Agents or write to
WM. McMURRAY
General Passenger Agent
lie Oregon Railroad x Navigation Co.
)uthcrn Pacific Co. Lines In Oregon.)
PORTLAND. OREGON
CHURCH NOTICES.

Baptist church-C. l.. Owen, pastor.
Sunday school a. 10 a. M. Preaching at
~ a. N. Is. y. T. U. p. m. Preaching
at = y. IN.
Methods, church-S. II. Dewart, pas
tor. Sunday school 10 q. M: preaching
at ~ u. m. aud 3 p. m. Epworth League
at 7 p. NJ.
Holy Cross Catholic church. Portsmouth
Station; SIS u. M, low mass; io;Is am.
high mass; 1880 p. M, vespers and bene-
diction.
Christian churcli-Niects every Sunday
In Tabernacle rs follows: Sunday school
at Ioa. M, preaching at ~ a. m. aud y
p. NJ, and y. 4. =. {. Il. meeting at 7 p. m.
X. J. Johnson, pastor.
81. Andrews Episcopal Church Ports
mouth Rev. DIR. Van Waters, Chap
lain. Sunday Services 1880 p. IN. sun
day school 10 a. m. Holy Communion
first Sunday In the month at II a. M.
Evangelical ehufch-Sunday school al
10 n. m. Preaching ia. m. Junior X.
l.. {, Il. 2.5o p. M; Senior X. l.. {. Il. 7
2. m. Preaching at sp. m. Chester =.
Gates, pastor.
First Congregational church-G. W.
Nelson, pastor. Sunday school 10 q.
M; preaching ~ a. m. and 7:45 p. IN.
Y. =. 5. {. Il. meeting at 7 p. m. Prayer
meeting Thursday at 1880 p. m. A seat
aud welcome to all.
Baptist Church, University Park. Rev.
A. II. Waltz, pastor. Regular services
every Sunday morning aud evening.
German Baptist ehureh-Serviees held
each Sunday at Baptist church asfollows:
Sunday school p. M, preaching at } p.
m. Rev. Faltmeat, pastor.
German Lutheran-Seryices at io:as
a. m. every Sunday morning at corner OF
Peninsula avenue aud Fitzpatrick street,
University Park. All Germans OF ST.
Johns cordially invited TO attend, c.
Bueehler, pastor.
Christian Seience-Soeiety meetings
held at Chicago Rooming house, sun
days, IL am. and Wednesdays at s p. m.
Subject-Probation After Death.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
LANGUAGE OF MUSIC.
The Manner In Which II Appeals to
the Human Heart.

the Human Heart.
To those musical agnostics who deny
to music any beauties save those Of
design and maintain that Of itself 1t
cannot express ideas and feelings Red.
fern Mason makes appropriate reply.
But there Is another side TO the pie.
ture. What was II that made George
II. rise I'm his place when they sang
the "Hallelujah" chorus. thereby set.
ting an example which Is followed to
this day7 what was It In the finale
Of the fifth symphony that drew the
Napoleonlc veteran TO his feet with the
exclamation, "The emperor2" what
sapctlty In tho Ambroslan hymns
moved ST. Augustine to tenrs1
During the wars of the French rev.
olution II was forbidden. on pain Of
death. TO play the "Ranz des Vaches"
In the hearing Of the Swiss soldiers
for so acute n longing for home did II
bring upon them that they deserted In
hundreds. Are we TO think that there
was no virtue In the music Itself and
that the effect produced was the out.
come of purely accidental cIrcum-
stances?
The Austrian government forbade
Berlloz to play the "Rackoczy" march
,t Budapest. fearful Of Its effect on
The inhnmmable TIungarlnns. Wns the
Are Of patriotism kindled by the mere
knowledge that the melody symbollzcd
Hungary. or did the notes speak with
tongues Of fiamc7-AtlantIc Monthly.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
College Foelishness Barred.

"John." said the farmer, "l'ye given
you the best education the college had
IN the shop"
Eyes, sir"
''Neyer stood back fer eXpense?"
"Never."
"You speak six languagesf"
Perfectly"
$50 fur. so good. Now. listen. Don't
swear nj the mule IN Greek. Don't
use no Latin terms To him. an ding
no French his way. Use the Georgy
dialect that you an the mule wul
raised 10. It's my opinion that the
mule won't stand no college foolish
ness. s."-Atlanta Constitution.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Cuttino the Finasr Nails.

Cutting the finger nails appears to
have been the most Indispensable sery-
lee the ancient Roman barber rendered
"a his patrons, Martial chatting a
fop who had tried To dodge the barber
by using plasters 10 remove his beard.
asks triumphantly, How are you go
ing TO manage about your nailsy" And
the miser I'm Plautus collects the par.
mgs of his nails from the barber 70
make something out OF them, appar-
entity never dreaming that he could
save money by cutting them himself.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
A Batch Of Bulls,

An Irishman excused himself from
going to church by saying he had such
an excellent telescope that with Il he
could bring the church SO near he
could hear the organ playing,
IL was Fat who observed, after
watching two men shoot at an eagle
aud Kill IL. that they might have saved
the powder ana shot. as the fall alone
would have killed the bird.
Aud II was Pat again who. telling a
story as original and being Informed
by one Of his auditors that he had
read II In the translation Of Latin
work. cried out; "Confound those an
cientsl They are always stealing ones
good thoughts"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Judae toar's Retort.

Judge Hoar ana General Butler were
opponents In case Of n new trial
General Butler quoted. Eye for eye,
skin for skin, tooth for tooth-yea. all
that man hath-will he give for hts
life"
10 which Judge IIoar replied. "Yes,
the devil quoted that once before In a
motion for new trial"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
For Constipation.

Mr.. l.. Ii. Farnham. prominent
druggist OF Spirit Lake. Iowa. says;
"Chamberlain's stomach and Liver
Tablets are certainly the best thing
on the market for constipation" Give
these tablets trial. You are certain
TO find them agreeable and pleasant
In effect. Price. 20 cents. Samples
free For sale by all good drug
gis,s.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
The Real Scrap.

Two muscular individuals were ham
mering at each other Ia the ring,
"Horribley calculated tender heart
ed spectator.
Horrible nothing" said a regular
patron. you want 10 see a real scrap
get next 20 them when they divide the
purse. e."-Philadelphi Ledger.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
TAKE NOTICE.

All persons owning dogs are here
by rotified that dog tax is now due
on all dogs fous months old and old
er, Also the tax is now due on bi
cycles, Tags may be secured at the
city hail now.
A. NJ. Esson, City Recorder,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
In a Safe Place.

I'VE have man In this prison who
never tried 10 escape" declared the
head keeper,
whats he In fory" inquired the Wis
itor.
"Bigamy." replied the head keeper
Bohemian.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
No Excuse.

Waiter (whose attention has been
called TO gross error In addition
Very sorry. sir; hut, even II YOU hadn't
found out the mistake. the firm would
have benefited. not me. Diner-Then
You have no excuseIPunch.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Recipe For Goodness.

Half OF the wickedness Of life is
owing TO misery. Make man happy
and he is good. He reyiyes like a dow.
or refreshed by the dew OF heaven;
he becomes sanguine. enthusiastic,
energetic.-London Graphic.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23

Loving hearts are like poor folks
they are contented with whatever IL
given 60 them.-Svetchine.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
DO You Need a
New Set Of Teeth?

II YOU do, We will make you a set that
will look exactly like natural teeth
that will give your mouth. and face a
natural expression.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Rioht 10 the Point.

"He Is man of few words"
Yes, and they are. what Is there Il
II for mer r"-Detroit Free Press.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23

Subscribe for the Telegram
best evening paper on the coast.
See Ed Stockton.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23

There Is no tyrant like custom and
no freedom where its edicts are not
resisted.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
St. Johns Ferry Time Card.

Leave East Side "a. M.l-6:4o, 7:Io,
7:So, $50, 9:io,9:5o 1850, ,II:io, II:So. p.
M-I2:3o, 1910, 1850, ago, $40, $50, 4:3o
$40 600.
Leave West Side "a. M.l-6;So, 7:3o.
$40, $50. $50, 1910, II:5o. p. NJ
i7:Io, I2;so, 1850. 2;Io, a:So, $50, 4:Io
4;So, $50. o:ao.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
Mail Schedule

Mail arrives at St. Johns at 7;Io a. m.
and I;IS p. m.
Leaves at 1910 a. m, and 4;4S p. m.
Once open week days from o;4S a. m.
to e:lo p. m. Sundays from 3 to 10 a. IN
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
TIME TABLE o. r. & N.

Union Depot, Portland.
No. Chicago Special leaves 9:I5 a. IN.
No. 4 Spokane Flyer leaves at 500 p. IN.
No. 6 Kansas City Exp. leaves 600 p. N.
No. Local Passenger leaves 7:IS a. IN.
No. Chicago Special arrives $50 p. M.
No. Spokane Flyer arrives 1000 a. m.
No. Kansas City Exp. arrives TAO a. m.
No. Local Passenger arrives s:4s p. IN.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1909-04-23
CAMP 773 w. 0. w.

ID. Tallman, {. {.
W. T.. Swengel. Clerk.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-03-05
TRAINS GET HERE LATE.
Night Washington Expresses from
8 to , Hours Behind Time.

Persons who planned to make a quick trip 70
Washington and start back as soon as the inauSu-
ration ceremonies were over found themselves
Obliged to recast their plans yesterday account
Of the storm Hard as II was to get into the CAPT
tai II seemed to be still harder TO get out and ali
sorts Of trouble beset the Pennsylvania and Inc
Baltimore & Ohio railroads in their efforts to run
trains.
Apparently the trouble due less to the snow
than TO the gale, and Washington was near the
centre of the disturbance. for II was there and in
Baltimore that the chief trouble occurred. leie-
graph poles were strewn along the tracks near
Baltimore endangering the safety Of the trains &C
cording to the stories of the crews OF the udI+S
that reached Jersey City.
Difficulties were practically confined TO the sec
ton south Philadelphia. Telegraph and telephone
wires went down almost at the first blast. ana
this added to the difficulties and dangers OF train
operation. The worst Of the storm was In Della
ware and Maryland, raging with particular violence
at Baltimore and Havre de Grace, and the rail-
roads had their hands full all Wednesday night
and all day yesterday.
It wasn't possible, in most cases, for the rail-
road men even to find out where the beated trains
were. and the only information came from the
few trains that took chances and crawled into
Philadelphia.
The practical shutting off OF communication with
Washington until yesterday and the great
press OF other business when the wires were grad
uaIIy restored made all information as to how
southbound trains were farng very meagre. Balti-
more was isolated. too, and Wilmington, Del while
It was better of than it's Southern neighbors had
little news TO give. All trains were from six to
hours late.
The first train that got into Jersey City from
Washington came over the Baltimore & Ohio and
got into Communpaw about 1870 p. m. 1t was due
at $40 a. m. The first Pennsylvania train, due at
$50 didn't turn up in Jersey City until after D
O'Clock Yesterday afternoon The Congressional
Limited" was about three hours late. The roads
chief trouble it was said. had been due TO the in
terruption of telephone service south OF Whining
ton and of all communication. with points south
of Edgewood. Md. BY 10 o'clock things were I'M
proving.
The Baltimore &, Ohio train due at 1928 p. m
got in at 645 o'clock last evening and all other
trains delayed about five hours. 1t was hoped
that the Royal Limited would be not more than
three hours late.
While taking aboard mail from the steamer Ma
jestic, off Quarantine, yesterday, the postoffce
mail boat Postmaster General was thrown against
the side of the liner by heavy sea and sustained
slight damage. She was not disabled and came up
the Bav with the mail, but II thought advis-
able. under the rough conditions. to keep the sea
clerks board the liner, and they came up
with her to her pier. The Majestic brought 1914
bags Of mail. unusually large number For this
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-03-05
ROAD WOULD BUY STOCK
NEW HAVEN APPLICATION
disks Permission to acquire Port
Chester and WeStcheSter Shares
[By Telegraph to The Tribune. ]

Albany March 4-AppliCatiOn has been mad. -,
the New York. New Haven & Hartford RaiIr,.d
Company 10 the upstate Public Service Cornr,ss
sion fer permission to purchase the stock OF IN.
New York Port Chester Railroad and the Naw
York. Westchester & Boston Railway. now ovnA5
by the Milbrook Company, and whatever else ~
the stock OF the New York, Wostchester & Bosto,
may be acquired. The -AIiIlbroOk Company ia
holding company controlled by the New York Nsv
Haven & Hartford, which asks leave to do awav
with this subsidiary concern as unnecessary and
expensive intermediary. In its application the road
says It has invested money for rights of way AMI
construction OF the two lines and desires to deal
directly with them in future, TO finance them on
sound basis and complete them, one. if that be
expedient and begin actual operation.
The authorized capital of the Port Chester road
$4,000, in 81, 500 shares, all but nine held BIZ tn.
NliIlbrook Company The Westchester has an sa-
thorized capital of 100000, with 1OSf1O shares
issued. Of which 73s2s1s are owned by the MHl5rook
Company.
The commission has given permission for the
issue by the New York & Stamford Railway Com
pany. a subsidiary of the New York, New Haven
& Hartford. Of a mortgage to the Union Trust
Company Of New Haven, covering 100000 bonds
maturing by November l. 1858 OF this issue S42s08
is to retire bonds now issued and $4,000 dis
charge notes and for other purposes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-03-05
CHAsEs RUNAWAY ON SIDEWALK.
Fifth Avenue Pedestrians Scattered by Snow
bank Hurdling Traffic Policeman

John Walsh. Of No. $40 Second avenue, driv-
ing z oIe-horse cab north in Fifth avenue yester-
day afternoon. At sd street tine old horse dropped
his head and shut his eyes against the blast. An
automobile cut in ahead. and the cab horse took the
hit in his teeth and stresked IL bndiy up the
avenue. Behind came William J. Lanihan a traffic
policeman
The asphalt was slippery that Lanfhsn's horse
couldn't keep speed with the runaway. so IT 18th
greet he hurdied him over snowbank six feet
high and on 10 the sidewalk. From that point to
Goth street he gaIloped furiously the sidewalk
scattering pedestrians right and left.
At goth street Lsnihan again hurdlsd q tall snow
hank this time from the sidewalk into the street
and with his left hand grasped the cab horse s
lridle swinging him sharply into heap OF STOW.
Both horses went down. Walsh pitched .nto
the street and bruised, and Lsnihan so badly
shaken he had 20 60 home
Walsh. when he got 20 his feet. walked up to his
painting steed. administered sound kick. mounted
the box, cooked his eye for fare. and drove of.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-03-05
CLEANING CITY STREETS
Ed5cards Gets Along al Right
Without Dropped Contractors.

Tan NJ tha new street scra pers-of which Com
missioner Edwards wants fifty-were tried out
yesterday. The Commissioner said that they
came UP TO his expectations and that ne thought
their value had been demonstrated. TWO were
used near the Marie Antoinette Hotel Tor
special demonstration, but the Commissioner
was too busy elsewhere to go to see them work
In 125th street they piled up more snow in an
hour than one hundred men could in three
hours.
Commissioner Edwards appeared able to
handle the situation without the aid Of the CON
tractors he had dropped He had retained only
two-Fitzgerald. in the 9Th District. which runs
from Sixth avenue to Ninth avenue and from
34th street to 59th street and Celestino de Mar
CO. who cares for The Bronx. BY noon he had
five thousand men at work. Five hundred more
were added later. Among the shovellers en-
poyed were young men who said they were
Columbia and New York University boys trying
to earn q few extra dollars.
Captain Julian Fairfax Scott, Of the 18th Reg
iment. who had been a deputy commissioner for
twenty-four hours. found three hundred men
at work when he reached his Office in The Bronx
1t took him only few hours TO get the i'm
portant streets in his district cleaned up.
The trolley lines got along pretty we'll for
the Bronx The Union Railway Company had
several sweepers out to keep its lines clear. but
there was serious tie-up the Westchester
line which made fits patrons walk to 14Sth
street and Third avenue. Many accidents re-
suited from the snowfall. Louis Rector sew
enty-three years old. OF No. asa Lenox avenue
broke his ankle in LenoX avenue by fall. Den
mis- Coughlan broke his left ankle in East 10Th
street and was taken to Bellevue. Frank Lowery
broke his left ankle in Cortlandt street and was
talSe,, 10 the Hudson street House OF Relief
John Wittholm. a street cleaner. was taken to
the Presbyterian Hospital with a scalp wound
received in a fall at First avenue and 66th street
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-03-05
THREE DROWN IN STORM
SeCen CanalbOats Go Dozen at Staten
Island Docks.

Seven canalboats laden with coal went down in
the storm yesterday while lying the Baltimore
& Ohio docks. between St. George and New
Brighton, Staten Island. Captain Mankey OF the
barge A B. Sterling and Captain William Fergu-
son, OF the barge George II. Bates and his wife
were drowned II thought first that two
others had been drowned. Captain Charles Barker
and his wife, OF the barge Blazer being missing
They had been rescued by employees Of the munich
pal ferry:
The men on the other barges that sank had a
good deal Of trouble in getting ashore but all man
aged TO do SO. suffering or less from exposure
after they reached the shore. There was a strong
west wind and heavy sea, and these gave them a
lot OF trouble.
The batteships Rhode Island and Kansas mt
out extra anchors 10 keep from drifting and AN
the other shipping in the harbor had 10 take the
same precaution The revenue cutter Seneca drif,-
ed a good deal despite this while the storm was az
its height
The police boat Patrol turned up at Pier A about
noon, with the steam lighter Acme, which went
ashore of Coney Island Wednesday night in
tow The Acme had been in serious trouble all
night but the maritime police made desperate ef-
forts and got her Off the shoals yesterday morning