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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-06-10

Mr., S:anly was taken to the
hospital to be operated on for
cancer on the lip. This is a
severe and dangerous operation
as the roots of the cancer ex-
tend to the glands of abe throat
The operation was performed
Wednesday morning.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1909-06-10
Science School Commencement

The exercises began with the
Baccaldureate address in the
NJ. E Church last Sunday eve.
ming by Rev. Hutcheson. The
church was filled to it's capacity
and the address was a treat to
the forty graduates aud visitors
present.
Tuesday was Field Day and
a class play was given in the
evening at the Science School
gymnasium.
Class Day, which at The
State School Of Science was
an event of which the school
can justly be proud. The
pupils taking part on that day
certainly did credit to them
selves as we'll as to those who
trained them. This being the
first public entertainment of
this kind, given by the school
and pupils. The citizens of
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Wahpeton do feel it a privilege"
as we'll AS a pleasure to en-
courage and help along in the
good work. We have great
hopes in the future prospects
of the State School of Science.
Thursday (today) the corner
stone of the new dortnitory will
be laid. Music and speeches
have been provided and it is ex
pected that the G. A. r. will as
sist.
Friday evening at 8 o'clock
the annual commencement ex-
ercises will take place. NJ. A.
Hildreth of Fargo will deliver
the commencement address.
A small addmission will be
charged for the class play aud
commencement exercises.
Saturday evening at eight
o'clock the alumni bang uet
will be held at the Merchants.
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The Ladies Aid of the Con-
gregational church will meet
on Thursday. June 18th, with
Me esdames Clipfel, Burnson,
Jameson and Gallagher, at
the home of the latter.
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0ddfenoWS. To
Attend Church

The Odd Fellows will meet
in the Methodist church on
Sunday morning next to listen
to their annual Memorial SER
mon, delivered by Rev. w. ]
Hutcheson. At night the Chill
dren's Day exercises will be in
dulged in. A splendid program
has been prepared and the pres.
ent showing indicates that they
will acqnit themselves credit
ably.
Floyd House of Wynmere
was in town on Wednesday.
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Cottages for Sale or Rent.

For sale or rent-Several cot.
tages on Stuart Lake. Also
lots for sale in Albrechts &
Thomas addition to Minerva
Address w, Forkner,
Clitherall, MINI.
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LOST

On road between Wahpetou
and Wild Rice, Veterinary's
Hypodermic eyringe IN leather
covered case. Finder please
return to DR.. Farmer,
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kathleen comes in to dust, tries Miss Dorothy's
new hat. and is caught. The girls find a burglar
Jonas to the rescue Plans for the spread Prof Ed
gerton makes few Investigations and plays the part
OF one OF the young ladies' The spread. The Professor
comes in most unusual manner to suspend the FEAST
ers and is suspended himself. Miss Judkins, Kathleen
and Jonas appear and all Join in the fun
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Rieland-MiQer

va 4USSOdy nOFuluS dG 0ls
Johns Catholic Church, was
sole mniz.d the wedding of one
of Wahpeton's fairest and most
popular young ladies', when
Miss Jennie Miller became the
bride of Mr.. Geo. Ireland.
The church was filled with
relatives and friends of the
bride aud groom.
George Reeder and Irving
Gi lis acted as ushers.
Little Berta Russell marched
down the aisle to the alter
, carrying the wedding ring in a
beautiful Easter Lilly, followed
nv Miss Phillis Reiland, sister
o the groom and Mr.. Jake Bu-
sner, Miss Odie Loeffier, cous-
in of the bride and Mr.. Herbert
IRELAND. brother of the groom
as bridesmaids and best men,
then came the bride and
groom. The bride wore white
satin messaline and carried
brides roses. The bridesmaids
wore pink silk aud carried pink
Carnations.
After the ceremony a wed.
ding breakfast was served at
the brides home, which was
decorated with lilacs and hon
eysuckles,
Covers were laid for twenty
four relatives aud friends of
the bride and groom, and the
Misses Celia Braun, Rose Sun
tderhauf, Al1ina Eckes, Mary
Boil and Elma Huppler acted
as walters.
The out of town guests were
Mrs. Ireland and daughter,
another and sister of the groom
from Melrose, Mr.. and Mrs. A.
Ireland of Kent, brother of the
groom, Miss Le1tie Walker of
Fort Ransom, Mrs. Loeffler and
daughter, cousins of the bride
from Norris, and DR.. Harry
Miller of Jamestown.
The happy couple took the
Milwaukee for Melrose, Lake
City and o her points on a two
weeks honey ymoon, coming
back here before going to their
new home in Eigely, N. D.
They were the recipients of
the following beautiful gifts.
Mr.. and Mrs. Reeder and
family, cut glass berry dish; w.
Muffin, cut glass pickle dish:
Mrs. aud Miss Busher, cut
glass dish; A, Weimar, cut
glass bonbon dish; Mrs. and
Miss Rich and Mrs. Falley, cut
glass berry dish; Mr.. and Mrs,
E. and Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Jur-
genson and Mr.. and Mrs. ] E..
Carney, fruit dish; Mr.. and Mrs.
Proctor. six cut glass finger
bowls; the young lady walters,
cut glass water set; Mr. and
Mrs Ray DeMund, cut glass
vase; Mr. and Mrs Gallagher,
cut glass berry dish; Chas.
Kachelhoffer, cut glass terry
dish; Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Divet,
and Mr. and Mrs E. NJ. Edel.
brock, 1a dozen silver tea
spoons; Mr. and Mrs A Ireland,
1a dozen silver knives and
forks; Harry Miller, 12 dozen
silver tea spoons; Olivia and
Celia Braun, 12 dozen silver
tea spoons; Mr. and Mrs w
Eckes, souvinere spoon; Hattie
Wagner, souvinere spoons; Mae
Murray, souvinere spoon; Rose
Sunderland, silver fork; Mr..
and Mrs Tuck, 2 cream spoons
and butter knife; Mabel Fork
ner, coeam spoon; Frank Nc
Kean, butter plate; Alice Tay-
lor, salad spoon; Rose Kock,
:sardine fork; Mr. and Mrs Trib-
Ike, 12 tea spoons; Geo .Kins
and Alice Kane, pearl handled
bread knife; Arthur Barnes,
salad spoon; Mrs. Hughes and
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Glaaa Bay prnuram

Piano Duet. Misses Eckes and Lawrence
Cless fOem Kate Kinds
O11ce ltules Alma Ryett
trombone Clifford Braun
Class Prophecy Allen Voy4s
Alumni Revlew.. Hazel King
Presentation OF Class Memorial ~ Clarpnct Crafts
Nlohh Noo. .....".....................Mr. Mr.. Darler
Class Playa Case OF SUSPENSION
DRAMATs PERsONE
Dorothy } Young Lades] OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Irene Dietz
Allce OF the ...............A una Mclnnis
Mildred Seminary .............Agnes Lawrence
Harold Col4yn ..............lrvng Donovan
Tom Man Recommendation Voves
Jack ..........I Harvey Brothers
Miss Ophelia Iudkins ..... ...... .. Elsie kuster
Professor Emilus Edgerttn Clarence Krats
Kathleen, the maid Hatcher
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water supply com mittee

water supply Committee
Motion carried that the mat.
ter of draining water between
second and third streets be re-
ferred to the street com nittee.
+ Motion carried that the mat
ter OF locating street lights be
referred to the public improve
ment committee to investigate.
Motion carried that action in
the telephone,matter be defer.
red until the commercial Club
committee make a report.
Motion carried that the 20.
lice magistrate office hours be
from, 9 to II A. NJ. and 2 to 5
Pm.
Motion carried that hand
bills be circulated requesting
the closing of business places
from 1.3o to 4 P. NJ. June 10Th
during G. A. r exercises.
Motion carried that bills as
follows be referred to the water
supply committee with power
to act.
McCullock Robinson Lum.
Der Company............. SIP 20
MIR. Fenton.............. 4 so
John Maresh. A 55
Venzil Stovlk. ............ 81 20
Il. V. McMichael. ..... 225
j. Vodova. :.............. % 20
The following bills were pre-
sented and motion earned to-
pay same out of their respec-
tive funds.
GENERAL FUNDS.
Salaries
w. J. Deitz. Observation-Disclosures. S 60 90
Matt Ha,nerlik. $500
Gustav Schular 20 50
Chas Youngquist... ......... % GO
John Donavon. .......... 80 90
VIM. X. Purdon. ...... $500
VIM. II. Purdon, slndries.. :.5
Reliance Hose Go. fire. So
| Mazeppa Hook 4 Ladder Co II 20
Gerrnania Hose Co.. 90. 8 50
Albert ChezIck, hay.... 20
Joe Deitz, hay y........... 800
Citizens National Bank rent 35 90
Wheelocks We, kly printing 24O
~. Skauge, Hauling ...... $50
Theo. Albrecht, postage. 200
Northern Light El. Coco. 230 IS
Wahpeton Times print ny. 800
M. A. Skauge. III %
Glllum. .......... q 20
Sam Ellis. Observation-Disclosures. 200
Union Transfer Co. 400
Fenzil Stovik. ik.............. IL IA
Joseph NOdova............. II 50
John Maresh. Observation-Disclosures. 3 Il
.. IL. Schultz, supplies.... "a 95
Richland County, order
from Schriber. ber...... 1000
WATER ERWORKS FUND.
q. L. Parkhill salary. 100 90
herman } unge salary.... GO OO
Thos. McCabe salary 10 90
Cnas. Forllan labor. IA 20
Standard OIL Co., oil ....... 2l19
Zenith Furnance Co., coal. 50 IL
W III. Deitz, freight. IL 60
G. l.. Parkhill, sundries.. 5l2
y. IL. Schultz, hardware... 5 7S
Supplies
Power Appliance Co..... 2e 63
Henry Il. Morthington.... ll2 "a
Plant Rubber Co........... 40 80
Nat. Mfg. d Supply Co..... S3 70
Wahpeton Times printing 5OOl
SPECIAL SIDEWALK FUND
McCulioCk Robinson Lum-
Der Co, Sidewalk. ........ Y SIS
Motion carried that we adjourn.
WIN. r. PURDoN,
City Auditor
Mr., S:anly was taken to the
hospital to be operated on for
cancer on the lip. This is a
severe and dangerous operation
as the roots of the cancer ex-
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-01
Klein Gift fir Baby.

Vos vlERAG JAHREN glaubte fast jede Mutteg ihr Kind -mdsse yum
SchA1en Parego1c oder Laudanum haben. Diese Droguen bewnken
schbf ud ENIGE TR0PFEN ZU VEL bewrken sCHLAF, AUS DEM
ELS KEN ERWACHEN GlEBr. Viele sind anf desc Wese ums Leben gekom-
men, oder durch Parego1c, Laudanum und Mophin, lauter narko6sche Produkte
aus Opium af INNER an ihrer Gesudheit geschadigt woden. Apothekem list
verbden, Hgend zines der genannten Narcoica fir Kinder Jemandem zu ver-
kamen, ohne dass sic uf der Etkete ais "Git" namhaft gemacht sind. Die
beae n LEI worries. Narcodeum" list: "Eme Medizn, wenhe SchmerMn stnt
una Schlat vermsacht jedoch in zu stMken Dosen Bewustlosigkeit Krampfe
und Tod EUR Foge hat" Der Geschmack md Geuch Won Afzneien, wehhe
opium enthalten, wrd verdeckt; sic werden verkauH mter den Namen: "Tropfen",
a at@?1as , und Soothing syuPs" etc. Man sote Kinden keine Medidn yer,
apreIchen laBen, ohne dass. die Eltern oder der Hausarzt hire BestandtbeIe
kennen. CASToRA ENTHALT KEINE N%ARCOTCA, wem vasehen NIT der
Unterschnft Won Chas. 81 Fletcher
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aIIerIet.

9. 9ornea, eiat prominen=
ter @iirger BON 9nn6o tpuroe am
Sonntag morgen oas Ieihte 9pfer|
5tpeier S6uinoler. Dieielbea BieIfen
iidj nobe Dem GdaIter otf, un6 IA.
ben, uie Council elm 8inet nod
&onoO Ioite. sic ndberten fid ibnt
ltflo prdfenoierten cine gefannfid)o
nit eirten mtoeren prominenten e {
monn IN 6onoo. giner oeripr seouf.
feinen Narnen als Boorc .-.peft, Der
boz. bob er cine 2anr < ot1gab, got
4on6o 5u brinor- lung Hferoe nod
ons bare q IN babe, ood iei inn
Sraht Sefo ousgegongell Die
s.ar oa beaablen uro Bette er
einen beiheiuigten Gbef fiji
$4,000 ben er aber am Sonntna
nidt be3ablt befonunen foitne. Dor
nea mar eleid tpilig, inn $50 5p
bnrgen Die er Inn 0onit IN 9pnoo
mieoergeben fonne. MIs tie iid &c.
trennt, borte Cornell mie elmer Der
SdminoIer gu benz nnoern lagte'
.Gas mar nod Der 2eidtelte.4 Sesi
nuroe fem Ier6adt rege, alg e
aber auf bic geioen auifritt, nabnnet
oieIe MeiBols. Cine fur8e Sagl
erfolgte, nobel Die Sdpinolcr ii
0os MIton &otel fliifteten. aI1
Cornell ibnen aber nit eiltem Holi
5iiten foIgte,, batten He 0os &pte
ipieoer ourd cine &intertreppe Der
Loifen, 1tno iino Biz Jest nod MD
fpieoer aufgefuloeu.
Hunoes-D eputp=M ariha4 S
9. Dooiou perbaftete am Sanial
einen Weger, Der cine Meibe peripege
ner @dpinoeleien nlsgefibrt bat
Derieibe bdtte fafi6e gbeds on file
lige Bat1fer dls 9epofit geididt Uni
lid 10 einett &reoit aeiidert. g
berjuhte nun BON Der Gloptoi
MeaItD Company einen Croft 2mi
IN McNeufen Gountp fir $4,000
all folfen. Gieie ifopfte dber Ser
badt, urlo Bel Der ltnteriuhung fan
Der @huinoel 5u Gage. Der Siege
tpuroe III 8iIsboro gefangen I'M
ben gunoess geb5rben in @oco iber
aeben. @s foH nod Elm meibe
Wnnn in Die g~romsaftion beripidel
Ieirt, bod IieBen iid nift geniigenl
gemeiie filben, Inn ieine 8erbaftultl
5u rebtfertigen.
Sic Bl1ne fir bos fteue IL
gau begriffene adtitodige Sotel i
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$50, SEER eiibrien." sic bliab
BEL Der 9(rbeit uno manote MIR ben
&opf etpas 8ur Settle.
Ser goltfier @olff NOR bier
Sic lieB ben arm iinfer. sd
meiB uno iebesmol fat. wentt er
bier eeipeien lit. baben Sic Sorgen.
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Mm's 8eim.
Gr5abluna bon grnft Clan G n.
(TortlAxtig.)

Sang redt, mein lt~reroBpater enf
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,nnoo,, ro4+ hof.. -.
mol a,,r,,,4a gu9eIl, aoer mn Ut 1oh1t
es"sais DEF GER Snlele1.
,o,, geg ip1lB 9qh5 9ehali, 9err srDf-
I'm % l0ipefer plr mn melae
.oetnls! m. -
Sugrlen pildle ethe sselle ltfneno
sum Sen1ter Dlllais. 9ol1ll mailofe
e llW AlI ellel lelell oalie 6lpls
lde1 oeff an9e1brallerl pieoer gu
sSolH.
e9ois n oer 2en1el{ Damn ld)iag
l) 3eft Waio nm. auu WeFlt9ls3.
onlelel oaB mon Oas Illu)I germ M
ahu all y ip.e Ss;se p'e m LUCY ntso
cnu'su pe9 " ? gua9i 10y 9aenl
nv ~, o'; .Dus a. ' ,,osa. asaeses
Go soJe, SIR @alS hohen if tnerns
NIT einem SoJshGnS1pr o65hlipspn a
Scr @a1fipr ffonao,, mie Sip
mo0e, Cor qiihripn SHE oe;oot
mi, t,,t % lois goh ;;bpr[eoen gie
az ,;h md, einrnal n @,,he Conn
So,,,, 81 serr ghmieoernoter Ser
@ase,,yo+ M%o1fensnaro nihts AM
"a, opo,sn - nah nut
R,,,, na,ste qi;br,pn methp 40.
,,o,,e,, os,f,,,,a;a,,1ee, MoIff a;ropso.
ao,1 sotta NY ~ I'm, Sos Mein oob
~ ~ baso fa;,,a 0sara,,ga;,,no nn,,
m@a 4n,;oosrsoter @oTS mn
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us'tsiap1e eAIitto,, ssIt;a ~
IlW us' Sua Wiasduoso,
J osl alu aal l = sqs'
Seas'inete sNVHuules
er plelt SngrleH ole melus leits
9ano bun onrT ple pielel lhlls!elnst
mustnlolen Hedten nnr o~nfdlplldls.
als Der Nann bifans NOR, ltalt>
2ii6rien nod cine 8eile nno blidtf
one Sur an, onaG ole @olH 9e9ai',
ger. ipaI. 0er . lpal ~ lelllsie
nar en- aoer oeflhod es III nlal
ietft, oeli mot gu Dallen1 Der uns
meD mi. Yam manofe er 1tW, lesl'
tt9 Dor oen Sfrelbfll9 llo lfisl,
Den Sopf m ole 9aao; 20 pefleitl'
er tanal, oaB e Sofo Flanaet STlgS !.
/ JTPIPH Hl1TL pIHZ Ill1l HIllt1- NSEllk
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es lit finoiidL aber iein foitbarer
8el5, Der I'M 5lnr bingy arserte
MIDI"
aibrien ladelte. Or tut es ai6t
aus 8osbeit.@
ugeag fem. Sd meiB nur, Dab er
in Sanrbl1rg eine inone 8iaa bat.
in 8lmfeneie. Mon bat tie mir nol
qe5eigt. Seine Sohter bat ia einerl
Suiarenlieutenaflt celebrated.
(TortTebMng foIgt.)
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SofAles.
spitcmatiides Mrbeiten.

Niemono fam uniern @egnerlL
ben 8robibitionilten, ben @ormurf
MAIDEN, ooB iie nohldiiig marell
ooer Ole Sdnoe in Sen S6oB leg
ten. &oltm iino Tie gu ser Grfeltnt=
MS gelangt oaB Tie BEL Der ietigen
2eaislatur feinen Submiiiionsbe=
idluB uno fem Grobibitionsgeies
ourdbringen fonnelt, 10 iino lie alld)
i6on an Der 4rbeit, Inn cine Yro=
MISUNDERSTANDING fin ste 3uflinft
mogli6 81 MAIDEN.
Sterling 8. Strong, Der Stoots-
superintendent Ser Nnti=5 oloon-2i-
go, pie er li6 nennt, Der Saltpt<
moder Der fremoen Gaftoren- clique,
Die in nniern Staat gefommen lit,
I'm feline g%etpobner 5u fopfbGnaeri-
iden 8etbriioern uno 8etihmeIterll
gu MADDEN, a1e 6reuoe aus ibre1n
2eben gu bertreiben uno ibnen Sic
perionlihe 6reibeit, Die ibnen Die
8erfoiiung oes Stoates auli6prt,
5n nebmen, bat oieier Gage in ci-
mem Snterpiem nafitebenoe Grille
rlng obgegeben: u@ir neroen llic6t
nod einnaal ben &f Dor beil
oemofratiiden Grimdrnablen ollf-
1ebmen. @ir BADEN es einmol per=
Indt, boben au6 eerponnen, aber
man iiebt, mas oos Ge1ultat oabpn
getDeien lit. Sest peroen mir Sen
&f oireft Dor benz 8olf aus
fampfen, in ieoem gre5illft. @ir
neroen fampfen bon beute an bis
our g%rfpablung Der nd9iten 2egis-
latur bin. Die Grobibitionsfrage
miro oas entideioenoe sSiIue1 fem
nno Die 5tellunenabme zines Be-
Observation-Disclosures IN oieier Srage
miro oariiber enti1eioen, oh er aes
Dablt fDeroen miro ODER nidt.
aSn einigen Sagen meroen mir
ben Staat in flint groBe 9iItrifte EN-
teilen uno ieben unter einen GIT
perintenoenten iteaen. sSsl1 ieoenl
Diitrift miro oonn Der Sl1perinten-
bent oieienigen ausiuhen, pelde bie
Mgifution in Ben ein5eIl1en gesir=
ten uno Bre5inften betreiben, mo
miro beifimmen, pie tie arbeiteu
lollen. Wir meroen nit GROCER
Ghnenigfeit un6 gnergie porgeben.
Sll alien Hre5inften tper6en mir Or
ganiiationen biloer UNI stimmert al
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-01

Song red)t, mein ltrsrobpater cot
psdon, SEER Wolft id meis aof
5br @roBoater uno Shr.. @oter 5o[iSa
oroentli6e @eidafts. a,a ,nsror, 80 ~
Sa, oas nliBt.e ser 8anfier, uno ct
- ps ss er ,..e Batter, benn er tpuB=
i 81 Sab cine @eidafte nidt mebr 10
,of maren, aber er bette babel III
IN Sabren mebr neroient als iene
IN fiinf5ig Sabren, uno er fonnte
iid @oeen unb 8feroe balten. Iber
2ubrien fubr nod fur5er Bauie
fort: ~@enn nun i9le6te Soften fd-
men, mas sic ia mol &riien nttb
fdlefte &oniunfturen nernerl, mo
es {if INN Sem ODER Nihtiein ban-
oeln miirbe -
Da f1br fid Der 8anfier nit bei-
ben &6nben an oen &opf: I'm Got
tes minen, 9err 2iibrien molen Sic
ben SeufeI niht an Die @ano!
@ei6aft bleibt INNER @eidaft, ano
uniereins fist imnler auf einem 9ui=
perfaBl"
Sein Gntieten tpar nift gang se=
| gebeuhelt, oenn er bette fiirSlid)
fir Observation-Disclosures Warf
@etreioe in OitpreuBen eefauft uno
NOR auBer fib, bob gegen feline Be
rehnuns Die Hreiie nod ni6t an5o-
gen.
SD froge nur, SER @olff, min
ben sic einfa1 retten, mas 81 ret
ten, unb Sbre 6irma gum Seltfel
geben IaiIen2"
@oIff muBte ldbeln. 8ie menig
bod iol1' elm Mann bon @eidaf-
ten peritanbl @ber er iagte: u0eift,
Serr 2iibrien, iolange nod einr
Spur BON Soffnuns mare, tpiiroe i'd
Die Sirma b%alten."
so, feben sic mol! Die Sirmc
2iibrien auf @aIigboftel lit nohpeis.
bar mebr ols oreibunoert Sabre
aft, ~pabrideinlid nod otter, NM
Dor bnnoertunofiinf5ig Sabren tparer
Die 2iibrfens nod einfade gorer11."
@olff bate ieine Gieorre pegae'
leat, oenn bie Sade langmeilte tbf!
unb Die @igarre NOR ipirflth 81
ihle6t.
.@erebrter SEER 2iibriens oaS II
allies ia gang id0n uno gut obel
ooB Sic nun einfa6 Die 8lpeibunoer.
Sabre ipieoer itreid)en uno nift bic
anoers ols elm 8auer bier arbelten
oas tit oenn bod, no, iagen nil
mol, minbeitens unfluq uno poB
nift mebr in uniere 3eit."
SO? SD oenfe anbers. 9os i
bodite 8ernunft. Sreilid Die mel
item froeen MIR, mos bringt Die @e
ididte mir jeoes Sabr elm. S1t'
benn nidt genltg, ipernl ih oaooi1 &c
Juno leben fam, obne mas gut 81
maden2 Sd babe es oft gellitg DO
rem miiIIen BON onoern @utsbeliberr
oaB i6 @efiiblsouielei triebe. q
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-01
sSIete ben Amsreifer.

Gin unerbittli6er Morber lit ZIP.
penoicitis BET pieIen Granfen. Aber
Or. Sings Stem 2ife gus totem i'm,
inoem fie inn 5uborfmmen. Gle re-
gen in miloer Neiie Den MaaelL
Die 2eber unb Die @ingefpeioe an,
berbin6ern iene a~nfommIungen, Ole
Mppenbicitis berbeifiibren nnb beilen
BerItopfung, giIiofitdt, Gieber, Wta.
Iaria, 9opfihmer5en uno lInnerbau.
lihfeit. 25c Bel uuen Mpofbefern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-01

~ Ybilipp Huempel, elm befannter
5armer am Selotes, ltarb am Conn
tag Morgen I'M Sitter BON II Sab
rem. gr NOR in 9euti6lano geboren
uno lebte ieit 40 Sabren in bieienl
er binterl1Bt flint Sobne,
/ 9odter unb 9 gnfel.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-01
IS reftete tim Iein 8ein.
nMGe oahten. ih mIrbe meitt 8ein

yMae oaften, id miirbe mein BeIn
p%erlieren", i6reibt S. 81. Stpenloll
in @atertonrL isis. g3ebn Sabre
eczema, oas is aer5te ni6t heilea
fomnten, batten mid bettldgerig ge-
modt. Damn beilte mild 9udlen's
@rntca Solbe oouerno uito gritne-
li6.4 unfeblbar fir 5ant-alls-
ihlag, gc5emo, @al5fluB @eidpiire,
Sieber, 8ranotpunoeM gerbriibulr>
aen, ShnittDun6en unb Samorrbof-
Sen. 25c BEL allen M~potbefern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-01

Mm11er flagt nber ein per-
febltes 2eben, ltatt ben perfeblten
Menihen in iid] ar~a1iflagen.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1909-05-13
The Perforated Joke sb..,

Fhe jokesmith displayed a sheet of
paper, perforated, like a sheet of post
age stamps, into fve-inch squares. and
gummed, like stamps, on the back.
This is my new perforated Joke
smiths Joke sheet" he said, patent
applied for. Each square has my name
and address on it, and on each souare
write joke. Then 1 send the full
sheet to my best-paying editor. and
he tears out the jokes he wants and
returns the sheet to me, when 1 send
II out again. This is kept up till the
last joke is sold.
It's a good idea. The gum on the
pack? oh, that allows the editor to
af1x each joke to a sheet of conv ma
per without troubling his own paste
pot.
The patent sheet will soon be on
sale at a reasonable figure at all Joke
smiths supply stores"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1909-05-13
Innocent BY Deduction

Speaking of the GOODNESS Of the
average Englishman." said he. you
know these little compartments they
travel in over there? Well, an English
man was smoking his cigarette in one
alone with a young woman. who all Il,
once sprang up with a shrek and
pushed the button that stops the train
in case OF accidents and that sort of
thing and bring everybody to the com
partment that has done the stopping.
when they got there the young
woman was tearing her hair and cry
ing out that the Englishman had In
suited her. What did he do? WHY.
nothing. Just quietly went on smo
king his cigarette, which was enough.
The ash on 1t was about an inch long
which showed conclusively that he had
not moved out of one position for ten
minutes at least, possibly IS"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1909-05-13
Submarine Ball in Vienna.

A submarine ball is the latest at
fraction devised by the Princess Met
iernich. Every year the Princess
opens the Vienna season with a ball
1t her palace. This year she sought
the assistance OF well-known scenic
artists. and the result was a scene
rival;ng in splendor and ingenuity the
most gorgeous scene at a pantomine.
Every guest in devising their cos
tunes had to borrow something from
the fora and fauna of the sea. The
salons represented a gigantic auuari-
UNI, or more correctly, the bottom of
the sea. There were enchanted grot.
tos. strange rocks, peculiar plants and
oeds of coral. The dancers appeared
in costumes decorated with sea roses.
corals of the most delicate shades end
all sorts of shellfish, including lob.
steTs.