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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-04-28

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-04-28
LOCAL AND GENERAL
Call at the Bulletin office for
the biggest and best five-cent school
tablet ever offered in Hawaii.

Listen-get Sullivan's Hack, $780,
H. q. Midllewitch win leave for the
Coast ON the Alameda.
Hans Isenberg arrived today from
Kauai in the w. G. Hall.
Attorney c. w. Ashford is booked
TO sail In the Mauna Loa.
w g. Sachs and wife will leave for
San Francisco on the Alameda.
NJ. a. Gonsalyes has booked 20 de.
part in the steamer Mauna Loa.
Frank Halstead and wife were de.
parting passengers on the Mariana
A cable from VIII McInerny an.
nounces his safe arrival in Shanghai.
Royal Annex for oysters. crabs,
frogs legs. and Holsters. See sign
Dr. J. r. Wayson retains his Office
as usual at. his Beretania street prop
erty.
DR. Lillian drummer passed through
Honolulu on the Tenyo Maru yester.
day.
Mrs. John EHlngcr and family left
for the Northwest on the Mariana last
evening.
Treasurer Trent will leave for a trir
to the mainland on the Oceanic liner
Alameda.
Speaker II. l.. Holstein is booked "a
leave in the Mauna Loa, which sails
on Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. L. Ferguson are
booked to return to the mainland on
the Alameda.
Judge and Mrs. S. NJ. Ballou are
booked to leaves for the mainland on
the Alameda.
Merchants lunch, the best In town.
at Thurlow's Royal Annex.
Paul Super is among those booked to
leave for the States on the Oceanic
liner Alameda.
Kalua Hale, n wahlne, is at the pc.
lice station charged with using some
fierce language.
j. ID. Gaines, local superintendent Of
the cable company, left on the Ma.
rama last night.
French or German conversation
guaranteed in 20 lessons. Pay when
satisfied. 81 Young Bldg.
Remember Blom's annual clearance
SAFE begins next Saturday. Every art.
lcle in the store marked down.
II you want your hat cleaned right
send II TO the Expert Hat Cleaners,
Fort street. opposite Club Stables.
Carpets, rugs and mattresses thor.
oushly cleaned by Aero process.
Prices law, at 1887 Alakea street
Phone 600. n.
Five Japanese who are under arrest
for yGgrancy had their cases con.
tlnued till May 4, by Judge Andrade
this morning.
IT,. T,l...A-..Y
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-04-28

Between Boards: 90 Pio-
neer SIZE; 8 Pioneer, SIZE: 10 OahS
Sug. Co, $3.50; 20 Oahu Sug. Co..
$3.50; 10 Haw. C. & S. Co, s31:
10000 Cal. Ref. IS, SOL; 100 IIaw. C. &
c. Co, s3l. Session: 10 EVA, 500:
10 Waialua, s97; 10 Eva. 500; 5 Haw.
Sug. Co., $50; 10 Haw. c. & S. Co, s3I
Latest sugar quotation 3.e7 cents or
$79.40 per ton.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

old. and less than year has
elapsed since her marriage to DR..
Lee De Forest, the inventor. She
is a civil engineer and graduate of
Cornell university.
Civil engineering" she declares.
is the very life for woman.
There is practically no competi-
ton as yet, and there aren't enough
men to fill the vacant positions"
Soon after graduating from
Cornell Mrs. De Forest worked as
structural steel draughtsman
with the American Bridge Co.
Later she was employed as n.y.
draulic engineer by the New York
board of water supply.
Mrs. De Forests Newark shop
will be equipped not only for the
manufacture of electrical condens-
ers, but of the various parts of
wireless telephone and wireless
telegraph apparatus.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
KNOCKING THE TEETH OUT OF OLD SAW

"Wiful waste makes woeful want and dozen
other old having to do with thrift temperance and
reward of virtue be toothess when applied to the
hard facts of life
AS moral preceps they are fine; business precepts
they are not.
If one wants moral health, clear conscience and
tent the old fit his case but there is trying to
make people believe that they will be useful in carving out
great fortunes
By of belief in the old saws, we generally
conclude, when gains riches, position power
cess and especially wealth, that he is smarter stronger
frugal, industrious, far-sghted than
the majority of his fellows.
In measure this is true but only in a limited
measure
In far broader the truth is that he owes his
superiority to accidental fitness between his special
talents and the social and industrial conditions in which
= he finds himself.
Imagine, for instance, f. H. Hartman and burly
brawny human ANIMAL who may be called John Smith, the
sole survivors of spwreck and located upon deserted
island, with prospect of escape.
Who would be the better man? Who would en- joy the
tenderest cocoanuts eat the choicest bread fruit?
Would it be the with the genius for stock job
bing, or the one with the hardest muscles?
Clearly of conditions here.
Or, supposng the castaways to be Pierpont Morgan
and skilled in the mechanic arts.
Put them lonely island with few tools and
assume that under our system, each will act for his
own selfish interests.
Who will be most comfortably quartered9 Who will
enjoy the greatest share of the Injuries which such life
affords?
Will it be the who oated the steel trust the
who knows how to his hands?
: Or, to put it another way:
Frugality will not always win success and success is
often won by men who are notoriousy spendthrifts.
Temperance is road to fortune Hard drink
ing men have great fortunes
Thrift is bar rather than to great financial
achievement The man who saves pennies in nine
cut OF ten never gets beyond the penny stage
Frugality temperance and thrift may keep out
of the poorhouse but alone they not likely to make
him rich
The dweller with the thickest skull and the long
est arm chief
The at with the surest seat and the seadi-
est lance was ruler.
The fnancier with the best method of transmitting
water into gold is richest.
In all the stages of history the with the most
adapaby to things he finds them has been the top
of the heap.
Born before history began, John D. Rockefeller would
have spent his time hiding in hollow logs to his life
and Ata, alive today would probably be wheeling Stag
in steel plant for dollar and quarter day.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

DEAR LADY" HE SAID,
"COULDST LOVE A FOOL?"
the fool were silent for many mo-
ments.
Finally the princess asked trem-
ulously: But how-and why-and
your life! The king would have
slain thee"
The jester smiled pepsively, very
unlike a fool. Il know-but I love
thee"
But never hadst thou seen me-"
objected the princess.
"Tlfe fame of your beauty" said
the jester, lis as the fame of the
red rose of Undria. And l came
in this way. none knowing me here.
Is It well?"
The princess was silent for more
fateful moments and a slight wind,
stirring in the garden, blew pink
apple blossoms upon her yellow
hair. When she at last looked up,
there was light in her eyes that
spoke of peace between Verdezia
and Arthuris. and the jester, see.
ing, took her hand
ut is WELL" said the princess,
with little sigh.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

the 20 year period to every nine
married men reported in the
twelfth census. Musicians, physi-
clans, bartenders, telegraph and
telephone operators have very
nearly the same ratio, 1 to 90.
The comparison indicates also that
divorce is more frequent among
physicians than lawyers, and more
frequent among the latter than
among clergymen.
For farmers the ratio, 1 to 80, is
below the average; for laborers,
occupation not specified. it is about
the same as for farmers; for agri-
cultural laborers it is still lower.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
DAILY SHORT STORY,

there hath been for months and
ever win be-"
The jester smiled sadly and
tugged at his white sleeve. A red
fleur-de-lis showed plainly upon the
soft skin. "And now" he MUIR
INJURED, what sayeth your high
ness?"
But the princess had given a lit
tie scream. "The erd fieur-de-lis
Of Arthuris-the birthmark--and
thou art" $50
"The Prince of, Arthuris," said
the jester. very softly and with
bowed head. And the princess and
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
ACTORS LEAD THE
DIVORCE MARATHON

WASHINGTON, d. c., Jan. ID
The popular impression that di-
yorce is especially common among
actors finds confirmation in the
completed report which the census
publishes on the subject of mar
riage and divorce The ratio of
actors, professional showmen, etc,
who are divorced, when compared
to those in the same professions
who are married, is found to be
one to six. This is the highest in
the table.
Next to the actor class come the
commercial travellers, among whom
there appears one divorced during
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
White Fruit Cake.

Use one heapink cup Of sugar,
one-half cup of butter, one cup of
sweet milk, two cups OF flour, one
cup Of chopped raisins, one-half
cup OF citron rolled in flour, whites
Of four eggs, two teaspoons baking
powder.
eimple Pudding sause.
Beat a thoroughly fresh egg two
minutes. Gradually add one-half
cup Of powdered sugar free from
lumps. Beat Ave minutes. Add a
teaspoon of lemon or orange ex-
tract or cooking sherry. This 10
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
ONES
IN SENATE
BUNCH OF DOZEN STAND BE-
TWEEN TWO FACTIONS
THAT HAVE ALREADY
DRAWN THEIR SWORDS.
Especial to The Press.)

OLYMPIA, Jan. 1S.-The two or.
CARNATIONS in the senate are in the
position of one is afraid and the
other dissent" Neither one is
anxious to come to a test vote be-
cause neither knows exactly how
the other stands. There are AZ
members in the senate, divided into
the progressive" or right fac
ton, and the "anti-stringent' or
wrong The line can be dis
tinctly seen between about 80 SEN
ators, but how to place the other
II is more than any one has been
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

4E-
able accurately to perform.
Within the doubtful d3A1 are
several who are so unat@h lied and
free that they are almost Sdebend-
ent or guerillas. They may vote
with one side on one maesurd and
with the other on the next. They
hold the balance of power and are
aware Of the fact. The only trouble
is in sitting out this balance to a
number small enough to DE work
able. 81
The real test of strength will
probably not be known until the
anti-saloon measures come up for
consideration. The race track bill
will 60 through, with or without
the emergency clause, and there
will be votes to spare, but when it
comes to restricting the sale of
liquor there will be some diverg-
ence of opinion that will require
the marshalling of all possible
forces of the two sides.
Meantime there is some quiet
and earnest work being done by
the leaders of both factions, and
every effort is being made to
strengthen their forces.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
A FOOL OF ROMANCE.

Pardo, the royal fool of Yer
dezia. sat upon the stone wall of
the palace garden, in the shade of
a gnarled apple tree, STUNNING
ridiculous discords upon his two
stringed lutte. As the puff and
powder ladies of the court strolled
by, Pardo quickened his mad jan
gle and sang audacious Quips to
red daubed cheeks or to a finely
penciled eyebrow mayhap. And
the royal vendezian beauties
laughed, in silvery ripples, for
Pardo, who had come to the court
at the time the war with Arthuris
began, was great fool--by all
odds the greatest fool they had
known at the court Of King Soils.
But anon there came a lady,
who strolled with her golden
.ringleted head bowed pensive-
ly and a look in her blue eyes as
of one who wanders in the halls
of golden memory or dreams of
impossible things. When the
Princess Sonia stood opposite to
the fool upon the wall, she looked
steadily into his dancing eyes of
gray. t
'Pardo," she said. with a shake
of her fair head, hast never a sol
emn moemnt? Art ever q prating
fool?'
The fool shook his belled head,
setting up a soft tinkling. "And
of what worth is a sober fool, your
highness? The king would hurl
the iron crown at me-and then
the king fool would be-"
The jester laughed at this and
struck his broken lutte a lick that
snapped another string. But the
Princess Sonia did not smile.
Though fool, thou dost not fool
me-" she murmured; and Pardo,
the jester. roared.
"Now. by my cap and tinkling
bells. l would sing 1t in the court
of the dancers that the Princess
Sonia is herself punster, were it
not and here the testers tones
grew serious-"that she is all that
is beautiful and gracious and moth
ing that Is not" And this time the
jester did not laugh nor twang his
battered instrument
The Princess Sonia grew redder.
II was meaning" she explained,
that there be moments when thou
droppest thy foolish babble, SEEM
ing wondrous sad, 1t is then like
thee best"
At the last, the princess tones
were infinitely tender, and the
clown hung upon every word.
"Thou art more lovely than the
flowers of the garden, than the
twinkling stars and the moon that
floodeth the earth in shimmering
silver" he murmured, not like a
fool shook speak.
The princess looked sharply at
him. ut is this that puzzles me"
she said "Why art thou at times a
fool and at other times not a fool?
And doth the true man man speak
when thou callest the chamberlain
a mud-in-the-face, or when thou
speakest as a romance knight?'
And the lady sighed, knowingly. She
was very young.
The jester sprang from the wall,
letting his lutte fall into a bed of
yellow roses. Dear lady" he ask
ed softly, "couldst love fool?"
The Princess Sonia blushed
"Nay-but thou art no fool"
"Couldst love me were I aught
besides a fool?"
The princess looked away. with
thy prattle and thy eternal babble,
how is one to know?"
81 will show thee" declared the
jester, "but If thou lowest me there
is no more war between Verdezia
and Arthuris."
The lady drew back. Now ]
know thou art a fool. For war
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
Clvil Engineer the
Job for Women

NEWARK, N. j., Jan. 1S.-The
manufacture of electrical con-
densers may be considered bust
ness scarcely in accordance with
feminine tastes or genius. Just the
same, it's the striking new bust
ness venture of Mrs. Nora Blatch
De Forest, who has opened a shop
in Newark.
Mrs. De Forest is only 20 years
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
Cheese Balls.

A dainty accompaniment for a
salad is made of cheese and nuts.
Take a large teaspoonful of rich
Aemrican cheese and mold into a
ball with your hands and press a
half of an English walnut on either
side. Place one ball and an olive
on each individual dish TO salad.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
Chocolate Cookies.

Chocolate Cookies.
One cup of sugar, one-half cup OF
melted butter. three-fourths cup of
sweet milkstwo cups of flour, one
cup OF raisins. one cup of chopped
nuts, one egg and the yolk of an
other. Put one-half teaspoon of
cream tartar in the flour and one
fourth teaspoon of soda in the milk.
Melt two squares of unsweetened
chocolate and add last. Bake in a
poaerate oven.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

1t cost George Gould 100000 to
introduce his daughter. Marjorie to
The folks she was acquainted with
in New York society.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
FOR WRIGHTS

LONDON, Jan. 1S.-The first
medal of the British Aeronautical
society has been presented to the
Wright brothers. 1t bears the in
scription, on the back: Presented
by the British Aeronautical society
to Wilbur and Orville Wright
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
9lFcRSRSRK1 4 SSSR

When making fruit pie stir the
sugar and flour together before
adding, thus avoiding Jumps Of
flour in the pie.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

They barred Battling Nelson
from the st. Regis, New York's
ultra exclusive hotel. but Dick Can
field, gambler, was permitted to
register-and to remain.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
Prune Relish.

: A delicious after luncheon relish
is made of prunes. Soak good sized
prunes over night. In the morning
put them, with very little water
and half cup of sugar, in the
double boiler. Cook slowly about
two hours or until soft. Drain off
the strip and place them individ-
ually on plates to cool. Slip out
the stones and stuff with chopped
nuts slightly sailed. Roll in pow
dered sugar.
Always heat crackers before
serving them with salads or
cheese.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

This habit of publishing old love
letters Is becoming a fad. Now If
Lii Russell would get busy
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
4 WORD FROM JOSH WISE.

9TH reason a
man who misses
a train gifts 80
all fired mad Is
becu2 he can't
never blame 1t
on tn railroad
comply"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18
IS c28&642> f B@SR

a cold sauce, which blends nicely
with hot buildings.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

Another American princess ds
seeking a divorce. 1t seems that
princes are easier to get than
divorces.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-01-18

oO0hhh6 u oA'OA w. ~
princes are easier to get than
divorces,
Three states will. consider bill to
license bachelors. The AZ other
states are still trying to solve the
divorce problem.
Politeness Is one of the best in
vestments known. 1t pays enor-
nous dividends.
Castles in Spain would be de-
lightful If one only could keep
them topping over.
Fred e. Foskett, Orange, Mass,
is the latest scientific freak. Be-
fore learned professors he handles
fire with his naked hands and for
some unexplainable reason, is not
even scorched.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-11

II Dr. Cook, the discoyerer, made
the remarks attributed to him. In
regard to our worthy fellow-citizen,
Jonas Cook, we desire to change our
attitude in the Cook-Peary controversy.
His Aspersions on Jonas are entirely
uncalled for. We don't see why a man
wants to get the swell head and repu-
diate his hnfolks just because he finds
the North Pole. Uncle Jonas" has
his record on straight and DR.. Cook
needn't try TO snub him. Before the
latter wa5 ever heard OF, our Jonas
had distinguished himself as one of
the best public school men In the
country and more recently, he has
made just as good record as a Chick
asha realty merchant When he was
told what DR.. Cook said about him, he
merely remarked, Before Cousin Fred
gets through with Peary, he will need
all his kinfolks, but blamed if I'll do
for him now"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-11
WORDSWORTH UP TO DATE.

She was a Phantom Of Fright
When first she cleaned upon my
sight;
A shapeless shape, in scanty dress,
To haunt, to startle, to distress.
saw her upon nearer view;
The things that woman had to do.
She had to breathe a certain way,
And walk and walk for miles each day
She couldn't eat thing that's good
For human natures daily food,
But just some hygienic stuff,
And stop before she'd had enough.
You'd think no one, however thin,
Her sheath-like garments could get in;
Fen if you understood the cult
You'd be surprised at the result
Exchange.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-11
COOK ON HIS
WAY HOME
Sails for Native Land---
Pedry Also HOmeWard
Bound

Copenhagen, Sept. 11.-Dr. Freder
iclx A. Cook left Copenhagen yesterday
afternoon on the first stage of his jour
ney homeward, apparently happy con
fident-and with the deafening cheers
Of great crowd ringing in his ears
Formal farewells were exchanged be
tween DR.. Cook and committees of the
geographical society and the Univer
sity OF Copenhagen.
AS he departed, the explorer stood
alone on the high bridge of the yacht
Melchoir, which is taking him to Chris
tiansand, raising his hat in response to
shouts of the spectators.
The yacht arrived at Christiansand
today at noon, where the steamship
Oscar II was ready to sail for the
United States as soon as DR.. Cook has
been transferred to her deck.
Manager Director Cold, of the Scan
dinayian-American Steamship Compa
ny, accompanied DR.. Cook. He said
the Oscar II could reach New York
Monday, Sept 20, but that he thought
better to keep the steamer schedule
time and arrive Tuesday, the next
day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-11
PREMATURE AGE NOT NORMAL
Mankind, Not Nature, to Blame for
nfirmltles that Tend to
Shorten Life.

II Is not crime to grow old II you
do SO naturally and gracefully. In
fact it is most creditable, and highly
honorable.
However. 1t is crime to grow old
beyond your years. To do SO you
must abuse and mistreat yourself. Ma
ture never intended that any one
should grow old prematurely, but to
mature and ripen normally, and re-
tain the natural senses and tastes un.
til the machine finally runs down and
stops.
Infirmity Is meyer sent upon any
one, but every one who ages prema-
turely. or grows infirm must take the
blame to himself Infirmity, which is
physical weakness, is invited, en-
couraged and maintained, and 1t
comes not except in answer to dis
tinct and oft-rep5ated invitations.
1t is true that with centuries of Ill
breeding, with selfish culture and
wrong living, it is but natural that
there should be many physical and
moral detectives, but the tendency is
so strong toward the normal that 1t
does not take long to get back to the
right way.
This tendency to the normal is web.
marked and quite noticeable in ali
the kingdoms Of nature.
The daisy is beaten down by the
storm, but how quickly it recovers!
A stalk OF corn is bent and hindered
by clod, but when the hinderance is
removed 1t soon straightens up. The
twig may be bent and finally grow
into unnatural form, but its branches
point upright and their fruit is good
Pittsburg Gazette-Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-11
Modesty Of Great Man Of Science.

The modesty OF a great man OF
science is shown in the relations be-
tween Darwin and his publisher, John
Murray. When he sent to his pub
Usher the famous Origin Of Species, .
Darwin wrote: at may be conceit,
but / believe the subject will interest
the public, and | am sure that the
views are original II you think eth.
erwise. | must repeat my request that
you win freely reject my work. l
shall be a little disappointed; shall
be In no way injured" He was "as
founded" at the fact that the trade or
dered / 1,493 copies before publication
and delighted with DR.. Wilberforces
article In the Quarterly Review. Il an
quizzed splendidly." he said. Il really
believe that enjoyed 1t as much as
II had not been the unfortunate
butt" When he brought to Mr.. Muir
ray his book on earthworms OF which
seven editions were sold within
year, Darwin said: Il doubt very
much whether 1t will interest the pub
Tic, as the subject Is not an attrac-
live one. Science Progress.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-11
Worlds Husies, Street.

The shortest and busiest street in
the world is Mansion House street,
London. II is only about 500 feet
long, and runs between the mansion
house, the official residence Of the
lord mayor and the Union bank Of
London, and everything and every
hody that passes between "the city"
which is the ancient section of the
metropolis. and the rest OF London
have to go that way. Not long ago
policemen we're stationed to count
the vehicles, two on either side. They
we're relieved every hour, because
counting is very tedious work and acts
upon the nerves. One set Of counters
reported 1882 vehicles. another set
counted 1856 and the other two TO
lays reported totals between thess
two extremes.