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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-18

Once upon a Time there was a Fire
Eater in our Town. Now when one of
these Animals gets full of Fire Water.
Things happen. Terrible Ted was SO
bad that the Dogs wouldn't notice
Him. He carried a heavy Piece of Ar
tillery with him and had whetted his
Mothers Butcher Knife into Dirk
Buffalo Biil tried to corral him for the
Circus. hut Terrible Ted had other
Ideas. He wanted In get into Politics
and Run for office. One Christmas he
started out two Weeks I'm Advance of
the JOY Makers and began to Celebrate.
He shot out Il few Lights. Shot Po-
liceman In the Foot. and shaved off the
whskers of his wife's Dad. Every
where He went he saw Early Shopping
Signs. but he didn't believe In Signs.
lie FINALLY landed In the City Cooler
and ate Beans for Christmas Dinner.
The next Year Terrible Ted profiteti
by his Experience. lie traced his
downfall To his failure To buy his
Presents Early. The Disgrace was 50
keen that he heard the Call Of the
Wild and his Patriotic Heart beat SD
fast that he left his wife and Six Kids
To go Ia Central America. Once in the
Canal Zone NJ found Life very soft
Picking. Terrible Ted was Half Mcxi-
can and Half Rhinocaraus and he bluff
fed the Toughs NJ the Country into be-
licNing He MAS the King Of the Winds.
His Noise carried him through just as
il does all High Glass wind hammers.
Long and Patiently did Terrible Ted
fsrtn s,at h q,
Republic. Far into the Night He
dreamed of life in Palace. Then one
Day when he Was getting Hnmesick
for his Wife Ia Work for Him he hap
pcned Ia think that IL Was Christmas
Time. In a flash it came To Him that
back Home the Signs he had hated
were telling the Public To Shop Early.
shop Fairly" He said ii over and
over again. OF course. he had failed in
Central America. Bright and Early
the Very Next Morning he selected Six
of the toughest Necks in his settle
ment. designed 4 Flag hearing the mys-
tic Words shop EARLY" and started Il
Revolution. lie led his Army through
Strip Of Woods and To the Thatched
Palace of the President. He demanded
unconditional Surrender. \ Truce was
declared and the Rebel Leader and the
President played Pinochle to see
whether they would declare War. War
was on the Cards and the President
ordered out the brave sons of the Ma
ton. The Two Armies clashed on a
River Bank while the president and
the Rebel Chief watched them fight il
out. Na Commanding Officer would
sacrifice his Dignity by fighting. When
Terrible Ted's Troops had cleaned up
on the government Forces the Reins
of Power were given Ia his Keeping.
Today he is Exalted High Ruler Of one
OF the Central American Republics and
tells all the swell cr.oies and Red
skins where In Head in. Every Christ
mas beneath the Folds af the Tattercd
Hammer he banquets the brave soldiers
who won the fight on the Evcntfut
Day of HIS Victory. \ Month before
Christmas he has the Army pick 4
dozen bananas and sack OF Coffee.
which he sends In the loving ones at
Home
Moral: Ii you want In start Reyo-
luton and he Big Chief, Shop Early.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-18
Looking Ones Best.

It's II woman's delight to look her
best but pimples, skin eruntions, sores
and boils rob life Of JOY. Listen,
Bucislen's africa Salvc cures them:
makes the skin soft and veivety. It
glorifies the face Cures pimpics. sore
eyes. cold sores, cracked lips. chapped
hands. Try IL. lnfallibie for riles.
2sc at Missoula Drug Co.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-18

vasaries Of . coid.-You can never
be quite sure where cold is going tn
nit you. In the fall and winter it may
-ettle in the bowels. producing severe
pain. Do not be alarmed nor torment
N9urself with fears of appendicitis.
IT the first sign of cramp take
Jerry Davis Painkilier in warm.
syeetened water and relief comes at
once. There Is but one Painkiller.
Perry Davis.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15

feet was ofr shore to prevent its ap- proach. It also was provided that while the Massachusetts officers were not noti1ed of the immediate presence of the enemies. the strength of the force and its position could not be as- certainel. as all telephone and tele- graph wires were theoretically cut at 8 a. m. today. It was, therefore. Gen. eral Pew.s duty today to assemble his army and locate the enemy by such means as would obtain in actual war fare. %.
 <f,orities, the small army of war cor Respondents in the field with both forces abstained today from giving the exact location of the different regi- ments. r.
 Major General Leonard wood. com mander of the Department of the East. is chief umpire of the contest and will have the assistance of military ex- perts from Washington.
 Several months hence. after all these umpires have made their reports, the honors of war win be awarded
 The beginnIng Of the bloodless war was postponed unexpectedly tonight from the hour of midnight until 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. All prep aration has been made by the defend ing or blue army to resist an attack and even to take the initiative in &C., ton. There was much disappointment when General Wood announced that he had rearned from Major General Bliss. of 'the regular army, who commands the invading forces. that one Of ms transports" was missing.
 Tonight the headquarters of the blues were near Robins Pond. about six miles east of Bridgewater, with the right of the line of troops a little west of Bride water and the extreme left little east of Halifax. The whole line is about twelve miles long.
 Governor Draper. Lieutenant Cover nor Frothingham. Adjutant General Brigham; Inspector General Parker, Judge Advocate General Rogers and Major Sears, arrived at division head quarters about 3:30, having left the State House in this city at 12:20 o'clock in two large automo mobiles accompanied by an automobile truck carrying bag gage They will remain in camp du- ring the entire week, living under can vas like the rest of the volunteer army.
 Dynamite and fuses are to be carried and are to be actually placed In post ton under the bridges in readiness to be set off. But when all Is in readiness to blow up a bridge instead of ignit-
 ing the, fnses,s as would be done in ac-
 tual warfare, the placards- are to be
 tied on the bridges to notify the "en- emy" that theoretically" the bridge Is no more and that he win either have to build pontoon bridge or ford the shallower streamR. sN
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
THOUSANDS OF STRIKERS
 FOLLOW DEAD TO GRAVE

Pittsbure,' Pa. Aug. 1l-"steve'' Horvath, the striker who was killed during an attack on Major Smith, negro at MeKee's Rock last Thursday was buried today. Three thousand strikers from the Pressed Steel Car Conpany's plant escorted the remains to Pittsburg from schofville, while the balance of the strikers stood guard at the works on account of rumor that more new men would be taken in- to the car plant. durtng tho funeral services.
 Notwithstanding the vigilance of the strikers, it is said that 2B0 additional men were taken into the plant during the day.
 The parade today was> the first ap- pearance of the strikers upon the streets of this city in body and fear ing trouble, the line of march was closely watched by the police. who re- stricted the emblems carried in the procession to American flags. There was no demonstration 'a'-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
FIVE ARE KILLED
 IN COLORADO WRECK

Pueblo, Col. Aug. 14,--Denver and Rio Grande train No. 8. east bound. leaving Pueblo at s:30 this morning and Denver and Rio Grande train No. l. westb ound. collided just east of Husted, Col, between Colorado Springs and Palmer Lake at 1925 o'clock this morning.
 Five persons are known to have been killed and thirty-six injured. Both lo- comotives and many of the cara in both trains were badly damaged
 Failure of one of the crews to ob- serve orders Is believed to have caused the wreck.
 wrecking outfit has left Pueblo for Husted. Both engines were ditched
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
ZIRkLE g. MOORE
Chandler g. Douglass
 Real Estate, Insurance and Loans Phone 4oo Office End Floor First National Bank Bldu
FOR SALE.

A plat of s2 lots or block of land bounded on north by Jeff Davis Ave nue, east by Juliette Street. west and south by Chappell and Hill Streets. This property is well located, lying just outside the Western Corporate Limits of the City. in midst of hundreds of houses and surrounded by people who own and live in their own homes With street car only a short distance away and in sight of railroad shops, we have a proposition here which should appeal to any one. Prices range from $100 to $150 per lot or will sell the entire plat at reduced price. Terms all cash or on monthly payments as de- sired.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
BEGIN GAME OF WAR.
MAssACHUsErTs .BECOMEs GREAT.
 SHAM BATTLE GROUND.
ueuse Troops Defend state Agsinsf Attack of Regulars and Mffftia of surround1ng Districts--taoy-
 ernor On Scene.

a ~
 Boston, Aug. I4.-when Governor Draper was "theoreticaiiy'' startled at 10 a. m today with the news that a hostile force had landed on the south ern coast of Massachusetts and was threatening the military safetyfi of Boston. the most extensive game sof mimic war that has ever been played in the Northern States was fairly un- der way. a S.e ss ,s.t. ssr !,
 Tn accordance with the rules laid down by the War Department fa at Washington, Governor Draper at once called upon Adjutant General Brig- ham to defend Boston against the threatened attack and some 1000 troops were ordered to the front lun- der the command of Brigadier General Pew. V
 It was. of course, known to all par ties that the attacking force consist ed of several companies of United States coast artillery from the forts'1 Nh and about New. York and . number ef regiments of militia from Connecticut. New York, New Jersey and the District of Columbia. under the command of Major General Tasker H. Bliss. U. sl The sham battles which will bs fought in Bristol and Plymouth couu- ties next week between the blue army of defense and the red army of attack, whose forces were assembled today, will demonstrate whether Massachu- setts. and especially Boston, Is suffi- ciently protected against foreign foe.
 It has already been demonstra ted to the satisfaction of the military author tties of the country that no hostile fleet can successfully run past the forts in Boston harbor and the object of the present manoeuvers Is to ascertain whether such a foe could successfully make q rear attack upon the city.
 I The rules for the present game pro- vide that the attacking force shall be landed from transports under the sup
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
DAVIDSON 6 HOLT
 Insurance and Real Estate Phone No. 15. No. 1l3 Montgomery st. Phone No. e2

STORES FOR RENT No. Is Commerce street. 1 No. il S. Court street. No. 105 Court street. Corner Perry and Monroe. FOR RENT. ofices in the vandiver Building. single or en suite. Most central To- cated ofiices of any in the city. Mod ern in every way. Elevator. steam heat, lights and janttor service fur nished free. Prices very moderate. z FOR RENT.
 Stores under the Windsor Hotel, also several on Commerce Street, suitable for wholesale business.
 FOR RENT.
 On South Court Street. a convenient store next to corner: can be had at very moderate rate. Owner will make improvements if needed. FOR RENT. Beautiful residence on Adams Street ten rooms. two baths; furnished se5 per month. ' FOR RENT. Two-story residence Highland Park lot 250x4S0. Fine place garden or dairy. Rent $3o.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
NEGR0'S LEGS GUT OFF
 sf!s, sas 'y.asSs1 yss% nXssfRIe1E HEaSTRAIN

TAsGaoSh sffSf-&-a4el3a-24lS~ seSSTAS .1e q !, While walking along the tracRs1o 1of near Riverstd c nRark. aastr night about, g. o'clock; London Nusom. a negro, was hit by moving freight trains and his legs nianSi led DfroItt the knees down. He was found by Policemen Seardy and shelley, and taken in an ambulance, to St! Margaret's Hospital. where an op- eration was immediately performed 4 At q late hour last night. he was req ported in satisfactory, condition. s
 The negro stated to the policemen that he was hit by the train while walking along the embankment, but railroad men say that he was trying to swing the rods for ride to Birming- ham, slipping down on the rails.
 Both legs were badly crushed from the Knee down. and &t the Hospital # was necessary. to -amputate. at the knee in an. effoTts,toS save the ,negro's ltee.S <
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
pA.,. sss HOLT, NELSON & HOLT sr.s Court s,..r.

-7asf vsffI aeaTa | ns-lfasr sToeY reduction plant9 of Kansas and Mis- souri is something alike @ .s5, swelling the, total transportation Tee to about $6. .60 American money.
 A fair average value of, xipc ore pro- duced In Mexico's diggings is $50 ton. After the cost of mining Is paid and the $2e 50 freight and tariff Items are ad- justed. there Is haRdiy; left sufficient balance to take care of treatmen, charges and fair percentage of profit. The ore can be hauled to gulf ports and shipped as ballast across the At. lantic the average duty to be consid' cred.
 Mexico has been exporting about iS.. 900 tons of zinc ore annually to the United States.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
DWELLINGS FOR RENT.

DWELLINGS FOR RENT. No. 73 Amanda street. new house. all modern Improvements, rooms. bath. large lot and stable. price $35.00. Highland Park, modern first class cottage, rooms, $32.50.
 Bibb street, 9 rooms, bath. $40.00. Other houses in various parts of the city, call in and see our list.
 FOR SALE.
 Two-story brick residence. McDon- ough Street, close in; seven rooms; modern improvements: can be pur- chased at moderate price and on easy terms.
 FOR SALE.
 North Lawrence Street two-story dwelling, seven rooms, kitchen, bath, modern in every way. in frst-class condition. Well located for board ing or rooming house; $l,500 cash, bal ance one. two. three and four years. FOR SALE.
 At Capitol Heights We offer three of the choicest lots to be had there for the sum of $500 each. These are corner lots and will make . most de- sirable place for residence.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
425 ACRES

We have for sale 425 acres land. over 100 acres of which Is located in the corporate limits of Fort Gaines. Geor- Eia. About 25O acres under cultiva- tion, balance pasture and woods. Two nice branches on place; also good spring. On river. but never overfows. Improvements consist of beautiful two~ story S-room residence, located in large grove of water oaks. and facing princi- pal street of town. Two-story barn; stables and i've two-room tenant houses. City water in residence. En- tire place under wire fence. Land Is sandy foam and river bottom. Resi- dence within two blocks of court house, church. bank and city park. Part of place can be plated and sold In lots. This is something unusual in the way of a farm. and is well worth investi- gating at once. Plat and views can be seen at our office. Price. $S0 per acre.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
LUrHERANs OPPOSE LIQUOR.
Virginia synod Goes on Record AEains
 Whiekey

Bristol. Va, Aug. 1.-The Lutheran Synod of Southwest Virginia in ses- sion here today adopted the following resolution on the whIskey question:
 "Whereas, many parts of our State, and especially this city, are at present struggling with the saloon evil,
 And, whereas. just at this time a clear statement from our body of the position ot the Lutheran Church relat- ing to this topic would be appropriate. therefore. be 1t.
 Resolved, first. that we are truly grateful to God for the progress that has been made in overthro wing the Sd : looms; and.
 "Second, that we put ourselves on record as unalterably oppo|ed to the IiQuor trafflc, and as in hearty sympa. thy with every proper means looking to its complete abolition"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15

fAssaaaa Asaaaaa inssthie Musk ogae town lot cases. was to have beensAfiled i'm the United States District Court here today, but Alas been withheld on advice from
 Next Monday is the last day of grace allowed for filing. but the attorneys for the defendants say the motion will never be filed.
 Sensational allegations are made in the motion. which consists of fifty typewritten pages.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
FOR SALE.

Two story, 10-room modern home, No. 334 Sayre Street. with bath on each floor and servants house on premises. Lot 7s feet front by 155 deep. The owner of this property lives in an- other State and has authorized us to make a big reduction in price If sale is made at once.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
SHUTS OFF ZINC TRADE.
Claimed New TariR Law VIII Operate
 Badly.

Badly. Mexico City. Mex. Aug. 14--The new ly levied American duty Of $20 per ton on zinc. will result in immediate heavy tariff losses to the United States rail- roads reaching the American border in the present exporatlcn of Mexican zinc to Europa and in probably ultimate construction of zinc smelters In the re- zion of Chihuahua. .. Ore men sof Mexico are unanimous in their conviction that the days of the zinc exportation to the United States are over. An average freight charge from the diggings to the border Is about $2.e5 gold. The, average rate from the border to the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
FOR SALE.

On South Hull Street adjoining res idence of Mrs. Sallie B. Allen, large vacant lot. 5S feet front by 1s7 feet deep with alley in rear.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
AAa to Vicersx,r Power.

Annoy, China. Aug. 14-The Foreign Board at Picking has decided to restore the police administration of Kulangsu. the foreign settlement of Annoy. to the Viceroy of Foo Chow.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
neInx Running Races.

Cincinnati. O.. Aug. l4-The running race scheduled for tonight between E. st. Ives and Percy Smallwood, at the Cincinnati National League park, was postponed until tomorrow night on ac- count oG wet grounds.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
DWELLING HOUSES FOR RENT.

50 s. Goldthwaite St.. rooms .$60 co 22l N. Goldthwaite St, ' rooms. 30 % 119 Wilkerson St.. rooms ... s5 co
 1 Amanda St., rooms. 4000 23 Amanda St., ' rooms ....... 22 50 400 Goode St.. rooms ... 25 co 200 Holcombe St.. rooms ..... 70 co Ell Kolcombe St.. 5 rooms ... 20 co 214 Holcombe St.. 6 rooms .... 80 % 221 Holcombe St.. z rooms .... 25 co 70 W. Jeff Davis Ave, rooms. 22 50 422 Mildred St.. rooms ...... 25 % 629 Mildred St.. rooms geo. 20 % 59 Pleasant Ave, rooms ..... 32 50 S3 Virginia Ave. rooms ... :. 40.oe s31 S. Perry St. rooms ..... 4o % 213 s. Decatur St.. rooms ... 30 % 223 s. Decatur St.. 6 rooms .... 25 % 1902 s. Hull St.. rooms .... 2S % 1910 s. Hull St.. 9 rooms ..,... AS % 22s s. Jackson St.. rooms .. 20 0c 2I7 N. Lawrence St.. rooms. 41 66 1-2 N. Union St.. rooms ... 25 % 10 N. Union St., rooms .... 30 co 906 Highland Ave. rooms .. 30 01 III Dickerson St, rooms ..... IS % 41I Heron St. rooms .......l5 co 4O2 Martha St., rooms l6 6d 22 whitman St.. rooms ....A.. 1S % l1S N. Holt St.. rooms zS 6G
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
No Advertiser Signs aContract
 When He Deals With Us

That is the only right way to place advertis- ing, so that is the way we accept.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
'. MoTIslN. F61s eHAstSEEI,

senaa9ioasi' AiieEaeioaass May Be ,Fled i'FfE .ess ' In OkIahOma. iSs
 4Muskogee. Okla. Aug. IA motion to sQuash the indictments against Gov ernor Haskell and efve other okla homans charged with conspiracy to de-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
BELL BUILDING

The coolest place in Montgomery. ettiesA 10x11 and l6'xl5'-6" rent for eight 10 dollars per month. all modern office buildinR convenlences. goes with them Elevators run all night and all day Sunday Heat oh all day Sunday during winter sea son. Apply K Y. Martin. Agt-. or N. J. Ball Jr.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15

We deal with our men on similar basis.
 Cur Copy Staff is made up of the abicst men we know. Each can earn more here than any where else, SO long as he holds his own But, when any man lets another outsell him. the other has his place.
 For advertising is war, and expensive war. The stakes are tremendous. There is no room for incompetents.
 Men or agencies must rise or fall by their victories or their defeats.
 So, we make no contracts with our brilliant men, and we ask none from any client. z. There is way to know if your advertising brings the utmost results that are possible.
 There is a way to prove-easily and quickly If we can sell more than others.
 The proof can be given without any commit ment on your part. It will be such that no man can dispute it.
 The result may be worth thousands of dol- lars to you. We have made it worth millions to some.
 Hyou are interested, ask us to state the way.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15

The usual advertising agent before he shows results wants a one to three-year contract. s'e
 Then you must cling to that agent---what- ever the outcome-for the full term agreed. '
 It is buying a "pigsin poke" It is also poor way to place men on their mettle.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
We have Abandoned contraets.

We have abandoned contracts. .r' 's-~
 Our business is solicited on one basis only on the claim to outsell any other concern III the field. 4'4'' ..t We expect to be compelled to make good.
 That is why we pay our Copy Chief $l,OoO per week. That is why we work in Advisory Boards, each session of which costsus $l per minute. ..-.....2 ....,r, <. ,t4..
 We combine our ability-rnase ourSexperi- ence-to invariably fulfill our claim
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
Then we abide by results.

HCu we dDGUC 1USNASSsI !
 Advertisers may come to us without any commitment. They may start in a small way and expand when results are apparent.
 They may quit us the moment another con- cern shows the power to sell more than we.
 Thus we are held to the mark. We cannot relax, for our accounts are ours only so long as no better man shows up.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15

Sold thrcughcut ne gcrld. pspcss; En9acn. e. gAntin: Aussrslla R Towns CO, sydnsy: India. ltd. 6aps Town stc.s u IA. Potter Drus z Chem. Corp. Sole Props. 135 Columbus Ave. Boston.
 tseatnsnt and cure of affections of the skin and haF
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-03
AlSs:llIrt-h kAI.E

In the Circuit Court of the State III
Oregon for tho County of klamath.
American Hank aud Trust Co. q
corporation. W. Mont y, Hutehison
aud Sadio V, tiuiehison. HIS wife. de-
PENDANTS.
Hui, In Equity to rorcciose q Mort.
gage.
NOTICE 10 hereby given that BY
virtue of an execution and order of
sale duly isaucd out of the above
named court and cause ON the ?<th
day of November. 1903. upon . do
cree made and entered for record In
aaid court In aaid suit on the :ith
day of September. 1909. In favor Of
tho above named plaintiff. directing
the saic of tho premises herein de-.
scribcd to satisfy the sum of o375
and ots.ss interest On said sum.
5000 costs aud disbursements. aud
the further sum of e1S attorneys fees.
making q total Of e60T.os. With In
tcrcst on said sum from tho day of
the rendition Of said decree. and ae-
cruing coats.
Nov, therefore, In Wow of said cx-
ecution aud In compliance With same.
I hAv. duly levied on said premises
and viii. on Friday. the stth day OF
December. 1909. at 10 o'clock n. m.
on said day. at the front door of the
county courthouse nj klamath Falls.
klamath County. Oregon, sell ~ pub
| iic auction to tho Highest bidder Tor
cash In hand all tho right. title and
interest Of the above named defend.
ants In aud 20 tho following described
real property situated in klamath
County. Oregon. to.wiu
Lot I block 9 In the City of klam.
ath Fails. together with all tho tone
mcnts. hcrcditamcnts aud appurte-
nanccs thcrcunto belonging or In any
wisc appcrtaining,
Tho proceeds Ut said sale will be
applied IN satisfaction Ut said cxccu.
| tion. order and decree. interest and
costs. and all accruing costs and over
plus, II any there be-. to be- paid unto
said court 20 bc further applied ~
BY law directed.
Dated ut klamath Falls. Oregon.
this stth day of November. 1903.
w. u. BARNES,
Sheriff Of klamath County, Oregon.
tt-3t 1871