The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-10
GREENWOOD
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush--especially If 1t happens to be on your wffe's Easter hat.

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 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush--especially If 1t happens to be on your wife's Easter hat . Friendship is q great thing but there a big bank account. People will then stick around you closer. than flies around molasses barrel.
 We repeat-do not ignore the little things in life. A banana skin is tn- significant to. many but 1t can throw you on your head quicker than Jef- fries can. - The blue bird whistles in the tree. s> But the postrnan's whistle starts ss emf On the first of the month when lie
 It looks as though the dimple in a pretty girls chin was put there for the sole purpose of causing poor Cupid to
 An artificial baldhead has been fn- vented to catch flies: this will. sound restaurant purposes.
 There is a new fish pole on the mar of every ash caught. St Peter fas of every lie told regarding the catch too S ,n,s fSg some time don't tosgst that the. new fishing pole.
 There may be happier moments in first. baby cuts his first tooth. but we can't recall them at this time. .. A New York judge and jury wets. af- iacted a nan with no beard at. all. believing that he was the murderer wanted. and that in time his beard in prison nine years and. finally grew justice after all? --.
 There is a club of young men in Boston who have lately taken to eat ing dog meat. Can't say. however. whether they are practicing up for 4 ous of change from the routine of pork and beans.
 An ape in the London ZOO is deoiar- ed to be the most extraordinary aps In the world. He is baldheaded and displays almost human intelligence. s on seal ne sor may n., yst son.
 By rubbing a cats back in the dark ping her fur the wrong way. however. you will see her claws dy.S'
 % < ..s A Who's the guy with the bloody faces Has he been in an auto racer t Or has he met Jeffries in the ring And felt the sting of his big Tight Why does his jaw resemble map of C;hina-what caused his awful mis- I'll tsif you--ae's tried a feat more Hes just made his first attempt to
 shave.
 A bullet shot upward from the earth or decreasing motion, but bullet fired by a Selma policeman will turn street corner and hit an innocent pedestrian in the leg nine timas out of ten. e-A
 "A cynic," says Life. "fs one who Siondes. SHsSa 9snsH xns natural % 5londes9 s Just the home of bIonde-angeIs. and fhey Fhare F GSlsAIS s4s pents s1eaF ol nassrs bioSs: here. ft<
 We hate to tell this. but 1t Is simply sihPgb f gba to i, sss sss.nS ns City coSsin Monsgo%sTy .ns n sPss sssssS Sf en sSn began DOOr buttons on the town girls new Easter dress the other night Poor girl, there were 500 buttons and she fell over Exhausted in a faint before she had gone half through.
 The noise of the peek-a a-bocm is once more heard in the land.
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 Free corsets and free hats" demand the women of Atlanta. Who ever heard of free corsets? They are always so darn tight that you couldn't make free movement in them if your life depended on 1t.
 We saw . girl the other night who looked ike she had taken a daschund instead of rat and wrapped iuto the l folds of her hair.
 Young man. if you must marry, mar " just after Easter and not before. ao that you can have a year to save up In for those fine feathers that make fne birds on Easter sunday. On January Canada was shelter ing 3s,25s Ortentalz. including i7,2S9 Chinese. i5.Szs Japaneae and ssiH In- dtans. Canada has made Bpitish sub- 4srfa of Ortantala