The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-01-21
ALL KNOW THIS MAN
THE TIME-sTEALER ONE or THE
EVERLASTING NUlsANcEs.
Minutes, Hours, Days and Weeks Arr
HIs Plunder--Fos to Industry with
Whom, II 10 Very Hard
10 Deal.

He is known among his acquaint-
ances--and about everybody knows
him--as the time thief. Not that he
relieves his friends Of their watches;
that wouldn't be SO bad, because
watches can be replaced. but the time
thief takes what can never be recov-
cred or duplicated-minutes ' and
hours, and days and weeks, which do
not belong to him. Unlike the ordi.
nary thief who steals from those who
have the most of what he covets, the
time thief steals the golden moments
from those who have the fewest to
spare.
The time thief is not ordinarily q
bad sort Of fellow. But for his per.
nicious habit Of taking what does not
belong to him he might be a good citi.
zen and an ornament to society. The
modus operandi of this foe to indus
try constitutes the peculiar enormity
Of his offense, for he carries on his ne.
farious business openly and cheerfully,
persuaded that he is an angel Of benefl.
cenee to his fellow men.
He blows" breezily into the Of.
fee Of his victim at the busiest hour
of the day and this Is what takes
place:
"Hullo, old chap" says the time
thief, slapping his victim on the back.
There you are with your nose at the
grindstone again. You'll peg out one
Of these days and never know you've
been alive"
How are you?" returns the victim,
with forced politeness. for Of course
1t is impossible to kick the time
thief. You'll excuse me IL l finish
what I'm at here-awfully busy this
afternoon"
Busy, nothing" says the time thief,
jovially. you only think you're busy.
Nothing but habit, old man, nothing at
all but habit. If I didn't drop in every
day or two to jar you out of your rut
l don't know what would become OF
you. Now, just chuck that pen
while I'm here and put your feet up
on the desk. Got little story want
to tell you."
But the victim, who has been
through all this before, laughs as po- !
litely as possible, and keeps on with !
bis work. If the time thief didn't have !
Q hide as thick as an alligator he'd |
take the hint and ramble out. But
such a course never occurs to him
Being time thief, he won't go until |
he has obtained enough plumber to
make 1t worth his while. Accordingly,
he planks himself down in a chair,
puts his feet on the desk, and tells his
little story. The telephone rings, Wis.
TORS arrive to transact business with
the victim, the Office boy comes In
with papers for him to sign. These
are very annoying Interruptions for
the time thief, but they do not dis.
courage him to the point of giving up
his attack He always begins again
at the point where he lest off and
carries his story through to the end
and begins another.
The time thief never has any bust.
hess of his own, and never can see
Why anybody else should have any.
Look at me-" he says boastfully
I look 20 years younger than you do
low, and III live that much longer
han you. All because know how to
i've. Well, so long for now; III
lrop in again tomorrow and cheer
'ou up again."
Although the time thief boasts that
le knows how to take things easy,
t would be worth while to have him
ackled by another time thief. The
hances are that he would see things
n different light at once. But the
fleet would only be temporary, and
70 would pounce on his victim with
Il the more delight at the next op
ortunity. In all probability the time
hief will last while time lasts