Amador ledger., 1909-09-10
GLOBE SIGHTS


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No use talking a prohibtonist TAX
ing drink, amuses people
Until the fire, every man feels that the
insurance agents are robbing him.
One way not to have a good time is
to spend most Of your time looking for
it.
If you ere able to take advantage Of
the present, you need not worry about
the past
Are you familiar with vegetable
known as Okra? Ever know anyone
who liked it.
What, - the women folks all say
when father scolds, "is he grumbling
about now?"
When a man really intends to do
thing, he does not talk much about it,
but goes to work
The sprituaist medium finds no
hidden treasure except in the pocket of
the credulous living.
If an actor amounts to anything, it
will not hurt him to meet cross eyed
man or black cat.
Which gives you the greater enjoy
ment To hear your friends praised or
your enemies roated?
If you are on confidential terms with
most any family, you discover they are
terribly hard up.
The man who always tries to lug in a
cheerful word, when he meets you,
finally gets on your nerves.
In telling your troubles, you are apt
to enlarge them. Besides no one else
is much interested in them.
Most people are forgetful. Most
peopie think children used to be more
obedient than they are to-day
There is always plenty to quarrel
about; we heard two men quarreling
to-day as to the best breakfast food.
Every barber seems to have different
notion about the proper stuff to put on a
mans face after shaving him.
Country husbands are better trained
han town husbands. Ever sec a town
husband carry baby on the street?
If a man gave as much attention to his
body as an automobile owner gives to
an automobile he wouldn't be sick very
often.
:" A man should not only take off his
hat on meeting LADY, a woman said
to-day "but should get on his knees and
eat dirt, -
Wake the statement in the presence of
women that woman ever chased a
man, and you have a row on your hands
at once.
You always get q chance at the man
you hate; if nothing else offers, you can
refuse TO buy chance when he raffies
his shotgun.
II occasionally happens that man
tries to be nice to every one through a
desire to make better showing of friends
than his enemy.
So many men get way that it would
be safer for girls to take fewer tucks in
their trosseaus and tuck in the man
before he escapes.
Every day We realize how comfortable
we jog along without something that the
day before we were persuaded we could
not get along without.
Human hair is said to be worth about
$50 pound but it depends largely on
whether you are buying it, or merely
trying to keep what you have.
About o. clock on Sunday afternoon,
most Of the women say to their men
folks Do you want lunch?' And the
men answer contemptuously: "N-a-w"
The great food specialists say it is
wrong TO eat meat, particularly during
hot weather. At noon to-day, we went
into a restaurant and every one Of the
twenty-three guests were eating meat:
usually roast beef, with gravy.
They tell of an Atchison woman who
recently abused fromer husband of
her daughter vino died nine years age,
because the man recently acted as if he
intended to marry again. "The idea
of any one forgetting so soon, " said
the morher-in-law in indignation
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