The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-06-14
M K N ARE M E N AND
WOMEN ARE WOMEN
IN HEART AFFAIRS
THE BALLROOM BOY
AND BANK PRESIDENT
No Difference Exists In MaittI
Of incoming and
SpOOnIng

Once unon a time a pair Of c0olng
doves sal IN a railroad ear, bit an
easy because Of the rice kernels that
had slfied down under their collars.
but otherwise ohiiylnHs TO human so-.
row, The train darted and roared
into q tunnel There was o Strange
yet familiar sound-Oh extremely
familiar. quite fresh In fact 2 mas
cullne voice, swce ened TO honey
tones. asied
who's little lam Is ooY'
The whole car awaited the reply
though every one hagarded the guess
that thcrc could be but one answer
'Bowf Of us" said she In LIQUID ec-
stacy.
Curtain!
When L comes TO loycmaking and
loveet'es writing men are men ana
women are women, and that's abnut
all the distinction you'll tind, TIC
bank president Is quite as maudlia as
the boy Just out OF college, The 81
ballroom boy dears and darllngs, siehs
ana whlnes, roars and rants with the
same melodramaiic effort as the MIN
Bile and graceful leader OF the cotlllon.
Their language may vary, their man-
Iners may differ and the scenery may
not be tie same. but The loyemakinn
follows the usual recipe fO- cooking
up mush
It Is dreadful TO realize that mon
and women suffering from love mad.
ness are permitted 70 write letters.
| II Is still moro horrifylng TO realize
that sometimes during tragic bfeach
Of promise suits divorce upseia anil
laffiuliy entanglcmenta love letters
catch flqc and blaze into public print,
| We ali remember the "Baby Jo'' cor.
fespondenee. We all remcmheg all
sorts OF cafrespondeuees, Worst and
most terrifying of all do some Of iis
remember our own.
ssHA
Time makes great change in love
lletlers.
The love letlor YOU wrote at thsee
| In tho mufningl Remember ON,
what beautiful leter. Whni mar
gelous sentences, what soulful ihrohs
ol rhetoric what magnificent thrilling
English what originality charm ex'
ausileness and beauty You have
poured oul your heart aud y has way.
cd over into sea of gentle thought
l and delightful rhlpsodies. What Will
ahe" Or "she' think when he or
eshe" .eads IT.? Il Is easy TO fahcy
Immediate flight into y0nr arms, or,
| II that he impossible. a return mes.
sage equally thrilling, ennobline. rap
turous.
nut what happens 70 chat letter
during the four hours that intervene
| between lis creation and time for
son 20 arise and take your plunse3
Things arc different with the eas ern
sun blazing into youf room and the
commonplace atmosphere Of q nieaH.
ant spring morning all about YOU
pull on your bathrohe and sit down
10 read your masterpiece Of heroic
lcumu0sltipn.
Whntg Eh My heavensl
slush. simply mushl Brf'r'r fou
tear Il into bits and grind Il deep into
the waste basket and as You trail
away 10 array yourself geandly n
fresh raiinent and fine linou You hear
Yourself whispering whispers inso
your own ear What Is thatg 1t sound
ed IKE 4 simple word extremely am
| lple--.the little word "ldlnt'
SO much for midnight messages ana
notwithstanding epsilcs Of love.
So much and no more.
There's new book Just published
with soft. sweet title, Love Letters
al Famous Poets and Nnvelists' tJohn
| Mcbride Company. Few York; "
shows what uoeis can do THE let
ters from the gentlemanly wo1ers
give bright hints 70 ladies' who are
lin love. They hint To them 10 be sus
nlcious Of the whole masculine sex
For does not Victor Hugo declare love
for eternity 10 half q dozen ladies'
whilst rry0n finishes up 4 heart az
lfair wi'h Lady Caroline Lamb wi y
this rude counsel; Z offer You THIS
advice; correct your vanity, which Y
lrldiculons. exert yous absurd eapricss
on others and leave me IN peace.
H0rrid wretch
surely that's no way TO address, q
lady. particularly one who has given
her sweetest words and gcntles ca
fesaes. Every woman should fead
lthis hook Those who aren't married.
will gef cut Of the nution aud those
who are married will turn detectives
domestic aefImmaKes will develop ln
| 10 wars aud much waIllng Will fend
The air
LEI Us consider nulwcF l.ytten. Be-
fore marriage he w-ole 20 Koslna
| wheeler and called her his aeaftsi
aarlinges. and aneellat POODLE sign
| luz hiaseIf. 90 nwn. own Puppy.
+ nut ono day after the halter WIS pui
IN AZ the altar and ihings wont a
hit wrong he threatened her with a
carving knife and did Deliberately bite
her On the check 10 what conclusion
can 4 woman come after reading snH.l