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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Witch was q muiay COW We called
Ner maley h~cause aha egpld kick
80 hard sass
we.a plow lha fertil. fields We
knaw they we're fertile because
thsy would gruw any kind ~ weed
you'd ever heard 81 Then we'd
aow aud reap. Mother used 10 sew.
too. but shed never reap.
The poultry yard was ouf delight
We'd play hide and eeek eth the
hena A hen would Tag an ewg and
we'd gneAs where 20 flnd IL II we'd
lssse our guess for a long time the
ega would get tired of waiting
Ouoo IN = whlls ws'd fiud a whole
neatfui Of tired akgH We'd have
70 asnd that ktma 20 towu
To encourages some u the hens
we'd give sm a nest $50 A nest
eKx IL a FIXTURE Once put m In.
candeaeant light bulb under 9 ben
for neat emg That was shat
you'd call an electric fixture.
ins u didn't bring results With
fhsa hen When the current was
IN " Mt&hW tNA WNAN M&Huss ana INV
hen Thought ahed already laid =
warm. fresh egS Shed hop off the
nest and oackie and have um all
running for nothing
Then she changed her mlad A
hen'A mind Is easy 60 change
there's 40 little OF g. WHY. hen
can leaa her mind completely and
not miss II. Tits hen decided 70
hatch ths electric nKht huih ]
aont know shat sha expected to
hatch from the bulb unless u wah
a pottea hYaelnth.
But abe got tired Of waiting and
peckod at Tire buib 10 help tbs
chick out of che aheli The bulb
exploded and abe g9t some of the
glass ia hes eye. Ever since ahe' =
been wearing = glass eye
This same hen once SAT on 4 hot
water bag. expecting to hatch out
Homa waterfowl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
WHEN SOLDIERS STRIkE-PEACE

II is said kaiser worried the spread OF social
Ism in the German army The iron discipline formerly prevail
ing his armies said be relaxing under the increasing
discomfort Of the soldiers pyates sometimes heard
epeng complain.
This is astonishing The model Of the soldier used to be
--and is YET from purely military vewponthe man who
says 4 do not think obeyf
Socialism is porent the lords Of the world not
because il is either right wrong economic questions but
because Il absolutely and ctenally right TO war.
Socialism does NOT believe in war armies-or at least
not in the armies and Of this age
Neither do any Of as who believe in democracy.
Democracy is the real antidote for Socialists sse
as do all intelligent social refornersthat fought for
interests systems dnascs and greed and not for the people
When the Russian armies and those Of Japan grip
ping struggle the Manchurian plains tearing each
others flesh and spng each others blood the socialists Of
Russia Japan exchanged messages Of brotherhood and
good will
When the other day the British parliament and the Ger
reichstag both considering for laying the
kee o more and more Drcaduoughs for future strug
Gle Ia which Brtous send each other
the bottom Of the the socialists IN the two bodies
exchanged good wishes and friendly to universal dis
armament
These reformers sec what all wise men always seen
that there any real for fight between the
man Of nations
We have had strikes all occupations when this truth
fully dawns the world shall have the most benecen
strike OF al-thc strike Of soldiers.
When the who are food for powder their
real advantage they viii lay down arms strike hands
with the Of the world in universal peace. and
laugh hatlellags and oughten fields and the fubdub Of
average heroism laugh tho foohness Of the
eFusades.
As soon as the common men Of the world become wise
enough refuse kill who really their
will end the rifles will in their racks and the ~agshp
will be melted down pig for the making Of the tools
OF peace.
Good Tor the socialists Of Germany Japan and Great
Britain! They have shown the attitude toward
And they have shown the real for tho
worry the spread 81 socialism his vaunted host 81 human
slaughter machines lie afraid they becoming nte
gent be machines for murder lie Is afraid OF tho uni
yerSai strike OF the sodicry 81 the civilized world when
will refuse pull trigger work machine guns against
quarres in which Of the people who do the dying
have any interest in the Of the struggle And when
strike shall be enabled sanc take up
lating living. rather than dying.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
GARVIN'S CORNEp
BY THE REVEREND JOSEPH L. GARvIE
PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN cBupcv

rance Born ir an old FAR
Hh" always lived theFs p ha4sa
HYut Poor Emile" ~ 49, ."hsn ~
YES entertaining tie we.is lsa Fla.
~ me tiNnae THE old 49, Y Paris
NOME mnd would nav ~ Ia
atiti aH alone. buf t6st P*tastls.
~ Wy ~ son should ofts. fea-
ts~Nies PresIasu,
"hFA student in aeii@asFenaks
w mother Dear 49, vAss
~ ~ i|abey your lHstrast,..si,
49, tAH streets At atsfee 4
s4 was no Oh III ~
III ~ ~ he Gown - tie ss,'slA
mother love ia wAsia.os.Nsss geet ~
hHht ihe obedlenf ehliAsa. tss4
~ hiihEihN joy and hassssasf y.
ta.eu eyes ana maternal ts'.ese u
- never too late h, ,a~.
crown careless. III II
penn 9na fehHw the Bfokss e -.
u 8ffrctlou II We hase .afesas
iFf who bore Ne. lei ~ 49, keiien
,ee,h4 tnessaKe and plead ~, ~
fealt tefSlNTHnas sfsf.
W Nwan hes offered 81. -
#keHttgn. We ss.s1sF
EiHhlg take 70 90 and 49, al1 ~
ore glad fnauFfeefisn ~ iie aay
nome scenes and mslaoriss n kfiisa
family circle y ~
The editorial IL As.ast..,.
ht#ieH ~ connection wftf ~ Zee
0"HNf FanTe elsewhere tsEss MI
haa nnt written Their n.e.ss.s -
MQhtAH and years came ~ ~
selves Hna wrote a love ls,ss. 1ahssa.
oihers, whose HsosAsrn -.
lohNFed her memory bY saers . asaa
~ visiting the hasna,ash.
~ rp0"WinN beds IL her nass,s Ss'AA
M@aF mss ~ksse seaA.
AAt heegfar brutal has been s~sf
ne aanetifyinK Influence III "
mother u ia
fhs white enrnaftsn IL IN. 49,
~ the DAY Corporations brs' 80.
houses offices. anywhsrs s..e sss''. ~
@eHlnn are eWpi9gea. eaala a.
Nnud ard heipfHl act 81 seIaaf.4.. =
thNar employees each with 49,
rafnattun % wear on shis a. $500
Gated e. tbs mothers ~ ~ ~a. sa'as'
We prsy shsf Mayer Nfisss -.
Issue pfge sinAii0a Urging ~ -.
sefvanne - fhs day W. urse III !.
enter into the spirit 81 thls aaes =
aian Hna bring home % evsry a.
woman. bog and girl Il asssss.
{ thoughts ~ mother esms ~ 49, \.
I log here Some are walsins ~
I Longing back hgms Home Aaes ~.
E len asleep.
Per whnk she hes desc fer ~ -.
1 never be measured. whaf - ~.
z been 70 Hs chN never hs feewas1os
WeaF the Waite emFnnsfan - ~
. in memory ~ your nnthag ~
member her with a message Il IN
{ ing commemorate her msnsex =
some uuNeifiah dead II 80 4 I.
{ longer with you
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
HE TELLS WHO ARE TIE GOOD
CUSTOMERS AND WHO ARE
NOT so GOOD.

Tho twentieth century barber IL
a salesman lie 81 paid a commits.
sion and as matter ~ business
tho moro work he can do ON your
face and head the larger hia On
volope Saturday night
This accounts for Massage. alrY
Your Face fl III mighty poor shape
IA nice little Streaming out would do
it a world Of good. aud My that
head ~ yours needs washing out,
ita very dusty. STR better let me
give you an eKK shampoo" and
other suggestions that face man
Ia tho BARRIERS chair TN palmer
words. lhe barber il simply trying
"a soil hln services. and II you are
not willing "a buy. 4 Isn't necessary
20 blurt out an oath. or humble
something about knowing what
you need. etc
THESE blonde features adern the
everyday face If Henry Ieyens
hagen. manager FOR ]. Ed. al the
HITLER. lie has been a barber or
the manager Of shop all hts lite
Ha knows BARRIERS like Hi uill does
politics. and has a system for
whlakeflgis that rivals the system
employed In any hospital In town
Every man gets 90 many wipes
under the eye al the finiah. 10 many
around the ear Just 30 much lathef,
lng with the awubbef and only
30 many strokes with tho razor
In fact. after one gets shaved there
half = dozen times the barber
doesn't have 20 use a derrick 10
turn ones howl" when the other
side needs seraplnE you know In
stlnetively when that time comes.
SYSTEM Why. he's fun ~ Il. he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

"ia Il true that good barber
makes ON an average Of $50 per
week 2" was asked him.
THE men IN this shop do. But
II they had 20 work on nothing but
i6.eeut ahAvea they would not The
barber makes his hiH money on the
man who can afford all nf the
finishing touches Thus a man
whose btu Is g. IL a much better
paying proposition 10 the workman
than the same amount spent in
Bhavea Then n workman IL
careful. bis tips will amount 10 "A
big item. especially In a high class
shop"
elias the no tip scheme ever
been tried Ia a barber shop
Yes. but Il haH never been sue
eeaaful The BARRIERS will not re-
main "a n shop where such a ruie
ia IN effect
They'll stay Just long enough
90 save carfare 20 the next town
aud then make a haatY aglt"
The Eternal Feminine,
nut the barber has some excuse
for becoming sore" At the public
over Ia corner Of the shop waa
barber dlannatedly aequieaclng
as IA Handsomely Kowned woman
directed his work ON the hpad Of
her Hnn
"Now | don't like that fun effect
over the ears. ! want Il cut iust
like Ilsafy'n. He VAS 80 busy az
the office that he couldn't got time
20 come with little Freddie, tiut
want his hair cut just az well Az II
Henry had come himself
The lady IN question hnew moth,
lng OF hair cutting. yet abe directed
tbs entire operation on Fteddlw'a
scalp. much 20 the loss ~ harmony
when the job was flushed
This n Why barber ahuna a Job
on 8 yuungstsr when the mother IL
along.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
MAN WHO HAS SUFFERED FROM LACK or
TREATMENT AT COUNTY HOSPITAL SAYS
THE INVESTIGATION Is A CRUEL FARCE


have "a Tuesday than
the pabDc hurt instead Of benefited
me and vi 10 10 others
what hear the questioned
though thought they had
We here
the food a excellent All supplies
that there nothing with
There witnesses
to
the men no what
thought betiored could
the that through Of
going confidence your effort
dsappointa # shows complete failure,
md a victory Il unworthy
fit charge instu
Yesterday
another troubes7f NO. he
the examined
they sending in
the end besides ~ well enough position
vii find o
Of friends with the exception knew
THIS s THE LAST. H. J. McMANUs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

ThFNe mothers have written ne
IN the last two weeks 10 look up
their boys one writes Please
Bile" he wha Hueh letters are
common Many ~ you have re-
reived similar messages.
seattle il fttiea with ysanN msa
SAD wonsn away from home. Some
are succeeding Home hNwo fallen
low But tbeir mothers are praying
eHd longing 10 hear from Them ~
is q shame that sons and daughter
should be 80 uaafatefui
Mothers day Win gindden many a.
lonely haaFt and touch fhe hidden
thouRhtiAsn and Maynard boy and
gin here IN the Queen city ~ g.
an Interesting movement For gem
sratlons this day haa been observed
anea h8s been introduced ~ iHe
United States. Already . Is WE'LL
niah national
George u. shaw, religious director
Ell The y ~ q, -. hae suggest 20
thfs beautiful custom fef Seattle.
lie has asked all the ministers o.
preach on eThe Dignity hnd Glory
~ Motherhood" on That day ! ear-
faluig shalt believe that ull my
fellow ministers wiii gladly comply
With hts request
rae large business concerns ~
tie city are asked 20 take she in+
ltiatiys and assist IN t0mmemoraf
ing the memories ~ our mothers.
Tender ana holy influences ~ home
cluster about The name Of mother
aua her patient ministry 81 love.
Tbsamhfe Of mother soften every
heart. Some ~ us haven't HnB new
They have passed on before rs.
Their memories have aweetened and
uhaktenea our whole lives No one
car read Robert MAehHFM poem on
Mother Died Tonight" without feel
inM like EmsfNon, whu sMkd. when
hfs mother died when 4 fhlnk Of
home the haaFf T. taken uut"
To be satisd r. the ntri aaa bag
whose mother HuFfaWN #Hd r. fuf~
gotten Mrs Browning statement
III Aurora Leigh" Mothers hMRa
aadss license 10 be missed" ~ far
from true They are Toe much neg
iantea Huf mnn aad women with
hearts 81 flesh can never forget THE
dear one who gave ~ 50 mmah for
their young lives.
ffem~r @Inms 81 = s~rstan msofhsr
Who stood ~ her child thBf il#tM
Ia Mmfe~a alunahnr ana drove aMaF
th@ troublesome fgies ii IL just a
glimpse 81 mother love watching
beside the cradle. - it has ever
done "a - peep int ths #aeFlfi-
einl lsxe uf motherhood, alwaNH KiEs
inn agrenFth and time tor her child
ssrhs best @em IL nes eHaaWh .
xams NO daughter GaM ever fHEa y
hsr mother IlaFs Ia tie busy llfa
ara stirring raty she has bean for
Kottmn. Remember the mother 81
the republic. Nine. keuhet Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

dreams about Il. talks about n, aud
even reads ~ and he Is ntlll alive
The greatest fault with bar.
beFa." he said. il that they trY 10
initiate their wealthy customers
When a man gets shaved he II uan.
ally eareffea and in a laxative
mood lie tells the barber ali about
hts successes but never ~ hla faii
ures Thus the barber IL imhued
with the desire to talk too much.
which. OF course. be cannot afford
70 DO Then Il breeds spirit ~
unrest that Ia sometimes fatal 10
a permanent position
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

An. those good old days GA the
farm.
Those wnfe the DAYS when we
weFu fali Of activity aad lifs Some
days ! waM more faii 0f activity
aud ilfe than on other DAYS That
vas When 70 play With nly pet bum
biehesa
And eat An. | don't eat nos
uAe ! used "a Freah dried apples
and nsw laid bay Cor breakfast. Rich
akin milk and coo 90 the cora fnr
dinner And supper for Supper
We all seat 20 hsd with The
chickens That vas 10 keep the
neighhora from getting che chick.
enm And thu Hext morning we'd
rise With \ light heart and stomach
and y ak Ia the dew on the grass
aud In the interest due ca the mort.
gage
Thee we'd milk the cows and Aaii
the milk We uitheF bad "a sell the
milk or the cows We had one COW
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
THE WIDOWS
LEGACY

nv ELMER RiopoN.

AZ last Bob Crawford. the most
notorious deaperaao IN the south.
west. had honorod pinia, Bowie
county. with a Walt, but the news
didn't become generally known until
the next morning, when q vac die
covered that the express office had
been robbed ~ package containing
81 900 that came IN on tho late train,
and the agent found bound and gag
Fed The fact that the missing
money WAS left the Widow Jones by
a relative and sent her BY tbs lawyer
IN charge ~ the estate, caused The
greatest Indignation IA tho town
MrN. Jones. "A most eatlmabie lady,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Editor Star The Star certainly
deserves the thanks Of all right.
thinking people for It's fight against
the dangerous aiot gas metera In
the meantime. while we are await.
ing the pleasure Of our council and
the Seattle Gas Co. If few coro.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE

uar's iuries brought In man.
slaughter verdicts against careless
landlords the effect would no doubt
be as aelutary here as Il proved 20
be In Han Francisco few years
since. when a like condition pre-.
vailed
Yours very truly.
u. II. MYERS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

8rs y. saY-~Isnuis Is greatly
dtafrsRaed
MrR a. Hass Weeds what's the
tfonbteT
Mrs - Woraaw she's afraid she'll
not get her divorce IN time 10 be-
come June bride Newark star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Irritable temper and general dis
comfort result We positively cure
this condition with our specially
ground glasses Schuchard Optical
Co. Eye Specialists. 1907 Second
nv. Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

II IL 10 be devoutiy hoped that
n there Is anything NJ Farrell
wants that the council corporation
committee hasn't given aim. he
won't hesitate 70 let Mr.. Reveiie
knsyw.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

The facility wlth which achlvely
got II doesn't bcapeak a high order
OF Intelligence on the part of The
Insurance men who gave Il.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

While a little violent. the Turks
have an effective method 81 rid.
ding themselves OF disagreeable of.
fYcials. who correspond Ia . general
way to city couneiimen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Charles VI. Fairbanks has sailed
Tor Japan. Dir. Fairbanks. Il Will
be remembered, was formerly vice
president or the United States
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

One fact c0neerning the opening
Of the fair on Sunday that appears
20 have been overlooked. Is that
there IL nothing that compels At.
tendance on that day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Doctor Perhaps It's your cook
Ing that's responsible for your
husbands iliueea. tie has a severe
attack ~ RaHtritis
Mrn Iustwed -gaatrttiaf nut I
always cook on q aeAl range Bur
fato Enquirer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Aside from the salary attached,
one might look for long time to
find any satisfaction attached to
the advisory office q Mr. Bouil.
lon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Prosch Tract residents arc quite
proud % their midst" and are
cogreapondingiy particular shat
they viii have placed In u.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

President Taft has greeted a
delegation OF labor leaders. Greet.
Ing Is one Of the presidents best
stunts.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

One satisfaction our Private Cit.
izeu will get out Of his encounters
with lions IN that they win not
print mendacious interviews with
him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

The Chicago youth who married
bis stepmoshef has more than the
filial respect for the Judgment Of
bis father.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

II Mr. Corcoran Is a real wiaa
Irish hsir. he brought car fare
home with him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Mr.. PAiten has made It painfully
plain why the word dough" II ayno-
nymous with dollars"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

And. OF course. II we lose today.
We have our opinions OF the umpire
10 fall back on.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

WIHWeNNH vas HTHFENTHH TOT ~
honest man.
manufacturer who thinks the duty
an hIn goods too low be cried
Herewith bs resumed The simpler
quest
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Revised editions Of the cook
books will tell how 10 serve daiaty
desserts OF bread and butter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Stella Works ~ art over twenty
years old are % be admitted free.
fsetta Then you would have No
trouble On landing dear.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

when q airi - in doubt "a 80
wheaher sire loves q fellow or net.
that doubt Vanishsa the minute an
eyes at him
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

cuatomer-~Ho my boots are rot
ready
Shoemaker Yes. but you havrn't
paid me for the last job. and shall
Bin
Customer Il will be easier
now, for you can uring both bills to-
methsf every time @Heifefe Welt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

The March Hare explained why Il
was mad
- fsad myself Totally displaced BY
ths 'possuFn. u eFiad
Herewith noaa wondered mere. ---
New Yofk sun
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
Everett and EdmOnds


Three reana trips aAiif Lsavs So.
attls - a N ~ ~ and D m
~ S" ssa . ~ lsass rvsrs,, =, sl,6 =
m. AIS ~ sud 1its D an sund
leave Everett st stk m. xii6 u n
ana IT'S D. ~ sinRie fare to hnahuus
tah 81 90 Hound trip 81 20
SITES msr CITY ~ kynrett colmRn Dacb
Rn0nus sunset. Main 1aA3 led 4af
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

That happiness il largely a maj
Ter 81 gfna CITATION - eaeFnpitftmd by
the man who pays e. cents for ies
cent cigar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

Hobbs Hnwatns says he believes
On putting something hY Tor
rainy day.
aIshha YES. ard hls wife spends
most 81 her time praying fer Fain.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17
STAR DUST

- ~ Hn 4 st
hmFm ~ said
ntMhs wfs 1a@a
ttmaea feFMtt tr*
4hHak 9hA wme@
" hss efema shf
lamn.~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

egiigru~ We are told there -
plenty ~ room 80 the top ! wnn
der why n ~
tfValras~f suppose sunas % the
p@opts Who act there fat Oft
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

The Cynical ftaehetsF rises 20 re-
uark that when 3 Akff makes up
her miHd 10 marry Struggling
useless
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

"9hn IL Wen de whisky fFare.
~ mald dat eenrk 80 ice wus hfs n
vafitn dish Atlanta Constitution.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17

"De ~ kunnei ia 80 'eemmodatiH'
ter Hareurnasaness.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-17


wholesome feed Doukaaat. ard
Dead men ssn no tales. bat his
soFians fFeass/iF fo
II tawsTavK teeeFA a man must
fs~e 70 the oeeasicn
Manp chauffeur aoesnr kuaw
shat hs T. driving ~
narylns ths aasehst somesimes
means VAR 90 ihn Knife
Many : bachelor bas has an A.
row escape from cas4a . hew
when = ss~amfttsrr resolves
hHrn. does 4 leave tae ntatk - ns
tsemF
The fa4n whs pays as.s1y faF hls
experience @nuta BE- willing e. awil
q cheap.
Lots ~ ths fieh vonnx men asm
ewsffst~ fhat ais thH naeHiaa ATE nuf
- the SOUP
Trouble snunt - prastY searrs.
after all. faHM8mN ffgna fhe nAHahrF
~ people she are leoAinE for 4.
TIE ulbis tens us shat sns ne.k
shall inssris fhs sarth. bat TIER
m~sm ta hnvs a hard ttHsa eaInihw
into their iaheritanrs-
THE Cynical usehsssr rises % re-.
marx that wNen . arr makes up
her mind e maFst stfuKxhns
young man. AL his struggles are
useless.
sglgru. We are told there -
plenty u room ~ the top ! wen
rvalsas~-t suppose fnnns % tha
people who act there fat eff.
nlobb. nawstns says hs bstlaves
IN putting something ~ Tor
aishhs1 Yss ana hls wlfe spends
most 81 her time pfaFinK fer rain.
That happiness i largely a maj.
Ter 81 gma citation - eaefnpitftMd BY
the man who pays q cents Tor ~"
cert cigar.
Neli-k Elrt ean't be too careful
about choosing = ctmper0nes
refis~~ThMt'm right. many chap
srnns gets all Tbs attsntion
when . stri - In doubt "a 50
evhnaher sire loves . fellow or net.
I that doubt rnnlnhsa the minute an
ether gtu begins 20 make 500 goo
1 eFHa a ATM
brother sf the Halter.
The March Hare explained why u
II lisa myreis totally alsplaeed By
l ths 'posauFn.- u eFfad
Herewith noas wondered more
New York. sun.
nlana mi@. hs- "msrais'."
4 ~Ds on kunnni fa 80 'cemmodAtlH'
/ ter circumstances.
~ssn. il wen De whisky frors.
h~ mald dat ceark "a ioe wus his "a
| vafitn alshi"--A Atlanta Constitution.
cuatorusr-so my boots are nos
/ ready
have 70 raii 20 times again wtsh The
Customer Il viii be easier
| now. for you can bring both bills to-
wether every time heitere welt.
KntisK Tsms.
i Hhs-~f heard YUu singing IN your
I room this morning
i fle-nh. | stug a little 20 xiii time.
+ She You have n good weapon
The gtgt..
lfrtfn@4 Works ~ art over twenty
Il years old are % be admitted Tree
! uetta Then you would have no
/ trouble In landing. dear.
Th~ maa nehina enc Hnas~rn.
DioRenes was searching for an
I honest man.
| after that I shall try 70 find a
| manufacturer who thinks the duty
/ sri hIa goods too low be cried
Herewith he resumed the simpler
| quest.
shy ueefeFs
/ Doctor Perhaps its your cook 5
I Ing that's responsible for your
I husbands Illness. He has a severe
attack ~ gastrittR
Mrs Iustwed -Uaatrttiaf nut 7
! always cook on aeRl range. Buff.
1 fato Enquirer.
WE'LL WE'LL
Mrs. y. Yorsay Is greatly
/ dtafrsFaed
Mra d Hass Weeds what's the
/ tfonbtnT
Mrs. n Woraav=~a She's afraid she'll
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