Arizona republican., 1909-10-24

GA Hitherto Unpublished Incident Of the International Banquet at Guided JuareZ.)
 Times has changed sence tn Bible was Rote," sez tn Onnerble Markus Smith, a brushin' tn dust off his Shoos as him an tn Onnerble Frank Cox seeted theirselfs Werrily in tn offs of tn Saint Wreckus Hotel at l. Paso tn Mite of President Taft's visit Tn those DaZe," cOntinyood Mister Smith. astonishin' Mister Cox with his Nollidge of tn, Scripchers. "a Profit had Homer everywhere 'cept in his own Country where tn People Rhode him. In these here a Degenrit Daze a Distinguish American Citizen ain't Ace High when he gifts out of his own Baileywickiup. Them Mexi- cons don't know enuff to run a Guv- erment"
 T 'spose," replide Mister Cox. "'at your Thots like mine is still a runnin' on that little Episody over in our Sis ter Republic this evening which was Intended to Sement Crate Nashuns Closter Togither. but which is agoin to have tn Contrairy Effect of Split tin 'em wider Apart, tn way it's turn ed out. when tn American People heers what a Indignity has been offered to ? worthy Representatif Citizens, but they ain't agoin' to Heer 1t fun me I'm wun of those fellers at can Suf- fer in Silents"
 An me, too" seZ Mister Smith: they is Times when it is more Com fertabler to bleed Innardly''
 Mister Smith an Mister Cox was a talkin' about tn Internashnle Bankwet wich was give at tn Custom House at WOrrez that Mite. They was only ? Arizonyuns invited, wich was Guvner Sloan an Kurnel Randolph. When tn Mexicon cab came to tn Saint Wreck us hotel after Kurnel Randolph, Mis- ter Cox an Mister Smith they sez they'll ride over with him sos to Lend Dignity to his approche to tn Custom House. When tn cab got to tn Seen of Internashnle Revelry Mister Cox he got out an opened tn Door of tn cab with a Low Rough an Mister smith he got out an Cride in loud voice, "onnerble Randolph" an both of 'em Boughed very low. As Kurnel Randolph got out an started Toards tn Bankwet Hall, Mister Smith an Mister Cox they orders tn Cards to take Good Care of him.
 When they was goin' to git back into tn cab to return to l. Paso. tn Mexicon Cab driver he sez he ain't goin' that way fer his Contrack Ex- pired with tn Delivry of Kurnel Ran dolph to tn Bankwet-an' he drove off.
 Tn Custom House was surrounded by Mexicon Soljers fer Blocks an they was Sines up everywhere wich reads: While tn Bankwet is in Pro- gress this is Sacred Ground. Tn Pro- fane ain't aloud inside tn Lines on Pane of Deth,'' but tn Mexicons they cuddent understand tn Heeted Lang widge of Mister Cox an Mister Smith which was conducked in English.
 Mister Smith he Sez to Mister Cox. I'll bet we git shot fer Annychists an Revolushunists before we git out of this. Tn Mexiconsd be Justyfide in takin' you fer Emmy Goldman"
 Mister Cox he replize, If Hair Most an his Mustaches was still alivin' I'd swear at you was him. I'm afeard at these here Mexicons ain't Heerd of his Deth yit''
 But tn Cards let 'em go an when they got to tn Brige acrost tn Rio Grandy they was stopped by Soljers which sez, They ain't no Traffick on this here Brige while Generic Dize an President Taft is Eetin' Move back there. We ain't takin' no Chansts on havin' this here Struckcher Blode mp Tonite"
 Mister Smith an Mister Cox moved