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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
KEEP UP THE AGITATION

n News item from Bristol saws
THE Rev. Dr.. Burroughs has
been somewhat aroused 10y the suit
Just filed in BlOuntville, this coun-
ty, which seek, 10 make all mar
riages Performed i'm Bristol, Tenn,
upon licenses secured through the
deputy clerks here, null an void. If
this particular divorce suit shoulc be
sustained upon that ground il would
have the effect TO nullify over three
thousand marriages performed by
the marrying parson.
Many people will hope that this
agitation begun will continue un-
Ill it results in some decided and
satisfactory change in the marriage
laws of Bristol so that il shall not
be SO easy for ill-advised, unwise
and clandestine marriages TO be con-
summated in that city-marriages
which can take place no where else.
1t would be unnecessary, wrong
and harmful TO pass any law now
which would nullify those mar
riages already entered into. Let
them stand, but stop the wholesale
ndiscriminate performance as soon
as possible. If the Newspapers
some of which have already express
ed themselves on the evil of the
easy marriage" laws of Bristol.
Will take up the matter, and keen
up the agitation the evil can be
stopped.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
The World and News

1t has invariably been the great
effort of the rhrice-a-W Week edition
of the New York World to publish
the news impartiatlly i'm order that
1t maybe an accurate reporter OF
what has happened. 1t tells the
truth, irrespective Of party, and for
that reason it has achieved a position
with the public unique among pa
pers of its class.
The subscription season is now at
hand and this is the best offer that
Will be made to you.
II you want the news as il really
is, subscribe to the Thrice-a- Week
edition Of the New York World.
which comes to you every other day
except Sunday, and is thus prac-
tically daily at the price OF a
weekly.
The Thrice-a- Week Worlds &C.
uIar subscription price Is only 500
per year, and this pays for 156 pa
pers. We offer this uncquaIled nex s.
paper and ClinCh Valley News to-
gether for one year for s LIS.
The regular subscription price of
he two papers is $500.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
NOT so HERE

IL. Tiffany pushed his dale along
last week with good load of wood
Houston Herald.
This is regular hog killing wealth
er and when you butcher send us a
couple Of yards of back bone on sub
scription. - Missouri Sharpsbooter.
The above clippings remind rs
that not since we have been in the
business have SO few subscribers offer
ell TO paw thei' subscription Gin
tIaie," as for the pas, years. Dur-
Ing our twelve ami half years ex
peIicuce here we have taken all sor,
OF things in eXchangs for subscrin-
tiou---w God, meat, folI clop, ha,
corn, butter, chickens, turkeys san
sage, rabbits, buckwheas, pigs, wal
nuts, chestnut berries OF different
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
A Thrilling Rescue.

How Bert II. Lean of Cheny. Wash
was saved from Il frightful death is a
story 10 thrill the world. "A hard
cold, he writes, brought on des-
perate lung trouble that baf1ied an ex
pert doctor here. Then paid $40 10
$50 visit to lung specialist in Spp.
kane. who did not help me. Then |
went to California, but without benefit
At last L used DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry, which completely cured me and
now 1 am as well as ever" For Lung
Trouble, Bronchitis, Coughs and Colds
Asthma. Group and Whooyfng Cough
its supreme SOC. and S1.OO. Trial
bottle free. Guaranteed by j. L Jack
son.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
V, P.I. AGAIN IN THE FIGHT

The Virginia Polytechnic Insti-
tute is again i'm muddle. IL is
rather case of yet" thar" agin, "
for the troubles then seem TO be per.
petual. The Roanoke Times in a re-
cent issue said "As matters appear
to stand the Board has no other al
tentative than To Probe the situation
To she bottom. Something is
radically wrong at the Institute
Let us urge upon the boatd an unIe-
lentless Investigation.
Sometime ago we made bold to
venture to suggest way out, and
the quickest and best way out, of all
the trouble, was for every member of
the Faculty and entire management
To resign at once and get out of the
way, and the trouble would have
gone with them. Why set of men
persist i'm holding on To n job which
they not only seem incapable Of hold
ing, but are wrecking and running, is
something outsiders are unable to
understand. We renew our former
suggestion with emphasis.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
MR.. WILLIAMS AS PRESIDENT

The Clinch Valley News, with
one or two other papers. has been
hoping that press association will
be organized for This Southwest sec
ton of the state. Ii strikes us that
ii ought to be done, and 10 start the
ball rolling, we nominate Mr.. A. b.
Williams, President and Mr.. Cheves,
Secretary, an general manager.
What say the boys?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
Deafness Cannon Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseasen portion OF the ear.
There is only one way 10 cure DEAFNESS
aud that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infIamed con
dition OF the mucous lining Of the
Eustachian tube. When this tube is
Unframed You cave n rumbling sound
or imperfect hearing. and when il is
entirely closed, deafness is the result
and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO it's
normal condition hearing will be des-
roped forever; nine cases our Of ten
are caused by catarrh, which is no.
thing but an infiamed condition OF the
mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case Of deafness Caused by
catarrh) that cannot be Cureo by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free
f. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family pill constipation
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
A MERRY XMAS TO ALL

1t is customary, nj each return
ing season of Christians. for "ewspa-
pers to carry, at the head of the
editorial column, Christmas greet
ing to the readers and friends of the
paper. This greeting may become,
and perhaps often is, merely per
functory. 1t is SO easy TO say "A
Merry Christmas to ALL" We be-
come accustomed TO it and il often
means little To all parties concerned.
The man who il not trying, or nj
least willing TO try TO make the hol-
iday pleasant and memorable should
be sparing in loud greetings and
wishes. The old "sbin flint" whose
purse strings are closed the wear
round TO the needs OF the poor, the
cold, selfish, sour son-of-a-gun,
"whose face and speech has a north
pole appearance, the man or woman
whose manner all through the year
indicates only too clearly that they
are wrapped up entirely in an i'm
penetrable shield of Phariseeism-
the tradesmen, who know that the
has been grinding the poor and grow
ing rich AID luxurious upon their
necessities and misfortune these are
some of the insists whose Christmas
wishes for others happiness. however
wellWOrded, are hollow mock
cry, and n deception which deceives
only themselves.
The individuals TO whom the
"Christmas Spirit is foreign or
perfunctory is in bad shape" lie
is out of joint-out Of sympathy
with the great alI-peryading, uni
versa sentiment Of Peace on Earth,
Good Will TO All Men,-the song
the Angels sang on the frs, Christ
mas morning, and which the hearts
of the good and the best have been
echolng ever since and he who can
not hear this song and sing il too.
has dull ears and voice untuned
to the melody best known i'm heaven
and most cheering and inspiring
among men. May there be no emp
~ stockings no sad hearts, no va
cant chairs in single home i'm this
goodly land, on !his good Christmas
Iide-l909,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
Blockaded

The back aches because the kidneys
are blockaded.
Help the kidneys with their work
The back will ache no more.
Lots Of proof that Doan's kidney
Pills do this,
It's the best proof, for it comes from
Tazewell
John Kinder, Tazewen, Va, SAYS:
"Since using Doan;s Kidney Pills. /
have not been troubled by kidney dis
ease. The complaint began with an
ache acr"ss my Ia k which at times
was so severe that | could hardly en-
dure the misery. My kidevs we're al
50 disordered, the seceetions being
highly colored and deposiling a heavy
sediment. | was finally It'd about
Doan's Kidney Pills and procured A
box at JacksOn's drug store. The kid
ney secretions became clear and the
pains in my back disappeared through
the use of this remedy. cordially rec
omend Doas's Cidney Pills to Others
sfiferin5 from kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, soleIagents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- sand
take no other.
III you are suffering from bilious
ness, constipation, indigestion. chronic
headache, invest Onp cent in postal
card, send To Chamberlain Medicine
Co, Des M'ines, Iowa, with YOUR
name aud address plaitly on the back
and they will forward you a free sam
pie OF Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Sold by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
Women Who Are Envied

Those attractive women who are
lovely in face, form and temper are
the envy of many. who might be like
them. weak. sickly woman will be
nervous and irritable, Constipation or
Kidney poisons show in pimples.
blotches, skin eruptions and witch
ed complexion. For all such, Electric
Bltters work wonders. They regulate
Stomach, Liver and Kidneys, purify
the blood. give strong nerves, bright
eyes, pure breath, amooth, veivety
skin, lovely complexion. Many charm.
ing women owe their health and beau
ty to them. 90 at Jno. i. Jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
AFTER THE HORSE is STOLEN

The Southwest Times, of Pulaski.
which town was recently almost de-
stroyed by fire, calls attention again
TO the need OF better fire fighting IA
cilities for that town, and laments
that such n terrible lesson as the re-
cent fire was necessary Ito teach Il
plain and simple duty" Asa rule
water is plentiful and available in
our mountain towns, but efficient or
ganization TO handle il To advantage
and fight fire successfully, are sadly
wanting. Attention was called TO
this ne for Tazewell in recent is
sue of this paper. Tazewell, so far
as we know, has no sort Of organiza-
ton or fire company which can lie
relied upon in an emergency. or
course, every man in town would do
his best TO put out or check fire
anywhere in town, but, in the alb
sence of any man recognized rs au-
thority To command and dire the
work would be done AT a great disad-
vantage. Will we wait until this
necessity is emphasized by costly
fire? Will we wait until the horse
is stolen and then put a lock on the
door OF an empty stall?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

As we see IL, there was no reason
in the world why Governor Glass
cock should issue n requisitiOn for
Judge Williams, and therefore no
reason Why Governor Swanson
should honor it. Judge Williams is
not, and never has been, fugitive
from jusiice-the onl y class. VIC be-
lieve, for whom requisition papers
are ever necessary or ever issued.
Why all this 'fuss and feathers
about it?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

The next time one OF the children
catch cold, give it something that Will
promptly and freely but gently move
tee bowels. In that way the cold will
at once be driven out OF the system.
hennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
moves the bowels promptly and freely,
yet gently, and at the same time heals
irritation and stops the cough. 1t is
especially good for children. Sold by
Jno. e. Jackson, Druggist.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

DER HOUSES.
The man who buried his talent at
least had the talent to show for it.
If we all spent our money out of
town In short time we would have
nothing to show for it except
BANKRUPTCY NOTICES.
The man who patronizes home in
dustries benefits the people he deals
with and benefits himself. His con-
duct is like that of the good and
faithful servant who so used the
talents intrusted to him that they
greatly increased. He is a good and
faithful citizen who is worthy of
the success he is sure to win.
The next time you see an attrac-
tive advertisement of a mail order
house go TO your local merchant and
try to buy the article of him. IF
HE HASN'T IT ASK HIM WHY.
If he has it ask him why he never
told you about it in your local pa.
per.
That will be a boost for us. But
we'll stGnd for it. And we'll boost
back; remember that.
Do your share of the boosting
and you'll get your share of tht
prosperity.
LET US BOOST!
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

If you want lhe best remedy for your
cold, insist upon Bees Laxative Cough
Syrup. Through its laxative principle
1t gently moves the bowels, and i'm
that way drives the cold from the sys
'em 1t stops the cough by allaying
inflammation. Sold by John f. Jacks N
and Richlands Phar.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

You will not be able to cure your cold
until such time as it is driven from the
'vstrm through the bowels Bees Lax
'tive Cough Syrup fiently moves the
'ow' IS and t only drives the cold
rom the system, but at the same time
1t p' The cough. Sold by John F..
Jackson and RichIands Phar.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
Could Not Be Better.

No one has ever made saive. ONT
ment, lotion or balm TO compare with
Bucklen's Arnica strive. Its the one
petfect healer of Cuts, Corns; Burns
Bruises. Sores, Scalds, Boils, Ulcert
Eczema, Salt Rheum. For Sore Eyes,
Cold Sores, Chapped Hands, its SUI
preme, Infalloble for Piles. Only poe
ut Jno. T.. Jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
READING FOR THE LONG WIN
TER EVENINGS.

The follow ing good offers are
made 10 readers of this paper:
The Clinch Valley News,
Woman's Home Companion. 500
Womans Home Companion,
McClures Magazine,
Clinch Valley News, S2.7O
Woman's Home Companion,
Review of Reviews,
CIinch Valley News, 50. %
Clinch Valley News,
New York Thrice-a-week
World, 81. 20
Clinch Valley News,
Youth IS Companion, 81. 75
Clinch Valley News,
Sunday School Times 81. 90
National Stockman and
Farmer, 81 90
CIinch Valley News, LOO
Both for 10
Breeders Gazette, $500
Clinch Valley News, LOO
Both for 200
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
Trouble Makers Ousted.

Whsn "A sufferer from stomach trouble
takes DIR. Kings New Life Pills he's
mighty glad to see his Dyspepsia and
Indigestion fly, bnt more he's tickled
over his new, flee appetite, strong
nerves, healthy vigor, all because
stomach, liver and kidneys now work
right. 25c AT Jno. +. Jackson's.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
There Us a permanent royal COM
mission on horse breeding.

There is nothing so good for all kidney
troubles as Pineules the new kidney
temedy. Pinules act promptly in re-
lieving backache. weak back, pain in
the bladder and all urinary dirorders.
Sold by JohnlE. Jackson and Rich
lands Phar.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

The best pill is DeWitt's Little EARLY
Risers-the safe, easy, pleasant and
sure little liver pills, DeWitt's Car
bolized Witch Hazel Salve is the origi-
nal. Good for cuts, burns or bruises
ana especially for piles Sold 10y Jno
f.. Jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

In the United Kingdom, IN the
three months ended June 80 last two
hundred and ninety-eight thousand
eight hundred and seven births and
one hundred and sixty-three thou
sand two hundred and twenly-six
deaths were registered
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

a spralned ankle will usually dis
aoie the injured person for three or
Tour wrecks This is due TO lack of
proqer treatment When Chamber
lain's Liniment is applied a cure NAV
be effected in three or four days. This
Eminent is one Of the best and most
remarkable preparationsin use. Sold
by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

The peculiar properties OF Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy have been thor
ougblp tested during epidemics of in.
fluenZa, and when it was taken ia time
we have not heard of single case OF
pneumonia. Sold by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

BY the coinage act of 1870, the an
cient post of master of the mint, as
such, was abolished, and il was
combined with tina; of the chancel-
Tor OF the exchequer.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Ptneules promptly assist the kidneys
when the kidneys need help. They
aid the kidneys to pass off uric acid
poison and are unequaled for the re-
lief of weae back and backache. rheu-
matte pains, etc. Sold by John E.
Jackson and Richards Phar.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
There are seven large Jewish ele.
mentary schools in London.

The greatest danger from infiu, NJ /
is OF its resulting in pneumonia. This
can be obviated by using Chamber
lain's CoGgh Remedy. as it not only
cures influenza, but counteracts any
tendency Of the disease towards pneu-
nonia. Sold by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Turner's pictmee, "Mortlake, "
was sold last year for sitxy-three
thousand dollars, the highest price
ever realized for an English land
scape in the auction room.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

In England n Domestic servan
may be dismissed without notice for
absence without leave; utter incom-
petence; wilfuI disobedience 10 rea
sonabie orders or gross misconduct.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Al no provincial town in England
or Ireland is there more than one
delivery of letters on Sunday Christ
mas Day, or Good Friday.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

The Most Illustrious Order of ST
Patrick was established in 1888, and
has twenty-five members, who are
entitled to the distinction X p
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Libraries in the County of London
established under the public Libraries
acts, issued between six and seven
million volumes annually.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24
Town Booming
Helps
V.-Where Is Your
Talent!

Remember the case of the man
who took his talent, wrapped it in
a napkin and buried it,
Not only did his master punish
him for his folly, but his conduct
has become a byword.
The worll has progressed since
his time. Modern conditions have
developed kind Of man who is
even more useless than the one who
buried his talent. HE is THE MAN
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Word has been received from
France that that government will
not dispatch as reported, a warship
to Nicaragua.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

fancy county Missouri, has gone
dry by vote of 702 to 302.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

The Nicaraguan legation has clos
ed up headquarters mt Washington.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Over eighty-seven thousand mem
berS of the International Anti-Cigat
cite League have pledged themselves
to abstain from purchasing o. using
tobacco In any form until they are
twenty-One.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Many persons find themselves af-
fected with a persistent cough efter
an attack OF influenza. AS this cough
! can be promptly cured by the use of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, it
should not be allowed to run on until
it becomes troublesome. Sold 10y all
1pDlprS
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

Though valuable institution, the
British Academy or the Promotion
of Historical, Philosophical, and
Pathological Studies is one of the
least known. The maximum mum
Ter of ordinary fellows is fixed al
one hundred.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

London has over seventy hospitals
The British Museum was founded
in 1853.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1909-12-24

There isnt an ything SO annoying or SO
painful nor is there anything quite so
hard TO get ii q of is piles. ManZar,
thegreat pile remedy, is the best you
can use, for it directly reaches the seat
of he trouble and at once relieves and
soothes pain amt reduces The swelling
1t is applied inside by means of a tube
with nozzle attached Sold by John
u. jackson aud Ricllands Phar.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-05-11
TUESDAY, MAY II, 1899.
a nraHr OLD ONE.

How long will q turtle or tortoise
nve7 10 q question that has been dis
c,assed ana disputed over for genera
ticns. and h yet unsettled. One died .
few days ago In the LONDON Zoo whose
age. according to the papers Of that
city, was eredibiy established at two
hundred ana fifty years. whether II
died OF old age or Of some disease is
not certainly known. as It was found
dead In its box where Il had quietly
rsssed the winter months. 1t Is prob
able that It just pegged out from the
eaects OF old age. In the same zoo
there IL another specimen known to be
two hundred years old. and which is
still in the fun enjoyment OF good tur-
tie health.
II these records are reiiable-and we
know OF no reason for doubling them
1--we suppose turtles or tortoises will
stand next 20 whales in point Of long
evfty. for we do not know Of any 9TH
er animal. fsh or reptile that can point
70 such q record as this London speci-
men did. unless the whale can do so.
And why should they not live long?
Thsy never worry about things. that
We are aware of. nor have we heard
or read OF one injuring itself by over
sxertion. As to that matter, we have
no Information that one of the breed
ever exerted itself at all. unless forced
10 do so by outside interference. Even
then the habit Of the beast is to draw
in its head and wait for the storm to
pass bv.
Nature supplies their food ana they
seem to have very little choice as to
what It is or where they get 1t. II
any creature on earth is entirely guilt
less Of the habit of going about doing
good he is. In fact. II one should be
charged with doing any good he could
clearly establish an alibi. Probably
same good Is effected by them in the
way OF eating insects and reptiles that
are hurtful to man. but even then It is
done to satisfy their appedtes, and not
because Of any benefit they are render
ing. AS some humorist-Artemus Ward
or Josh Billings possibly-said of them.
'sTurkIes are amfibius and several 9TH
er kinds of cuss." and that about de-
aeribes them. But II they are afflicted
with general cussedness It contributes
10 their longevity, apparently, for they
certainly hold on a long time.