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The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

could humble what / had to say, but
she ordered me to put it out farther
and farther till / couldn't say word
Keep 1t there" she said quietly and
began scribbling something on her rec
ord paper, while lay with three inches
of red, furry tongue curled out
threw a lot of feeling into my eyes, but
somehow didn't feel that there was
anything effective about this sort OF
pleading, for no man can make love in
such way, and after awhile / pulled
in the member and commenced to wag
it again.
Il will proclaim my admiration" /
was beginning. at the cannon's
mouth when she jammed her ther-
mometer between my teeth. / tried to
hold it so that | could go on, but she
forced it under my tongue, and / was
obliged to keep quiet Either way !
was baf1ied l couldn't propose to her
with my tongue sticking out or with
the cussed thermometer under it,
made a virtue of necessity and re-
mained temporarily shut Off
The next time she came she brought
surgeon with her and said to him:
Doctor, here's a man who has been
made luny by exposure He sees alb
surd visions and talks idiotically
What shall / do with him."
We've got permission" replied the
surgeon. ito send such cases to the
Insane asylum I'll make out the
papers and send them in And be hur-
ried on TO some other of his multi
farious duties.
She looked at me as if to say, Now
you stop your twaddle or go into an
insane asylum
See here" says /, .'if you think that
straight jacket has any terrors for
man who has been facing Mausers,
Gattling guns>and delirfous with love
for the most seraphic creature the sun
ever shone on you're nightly mis-
taken. You'll never shut off my fire
with your thermometers or your
straight jackets. I've loved you ever
since you unlimbered those eyes of
yours and brought 'em to bear on me,
and I'll never go out of the fight till
you've promised to be my wife,
The last shot knocked her out She
struck her colors. Pm a married man
today and the father of four children.
EDWARD S. SPINNEY.
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struck in commemoration of the pro-
mitigation of the constitution, they
will carry the date of July 10, 1924.
which is equivalent TO July "a 1908.
When the German emperor was deer
shooting at Eckarstan be spoke every
day to his encourage at Berlin over a
special telephone line. This wire, for
ty miles long, was laid at great ex-
pense to suit the emperor's conyen-
ience for few days only because the
ordinary line failed to carry the voice
clearly enough.
Should the plan OF Sir William Will
locks ever materialize--he proposes to
irrigate the fertile plains of the Tigris
and Euphrates rivers and make them
as productive as they were when Baby
lon and Nineveh were at the height of
their power-lt is believed that Turkey
would become one of the greatest cot
ton and grain countries in the world.
The Chicago common council has
adopted an. ordinance providing that
every milk bottle must have blown on
its surface in plain letters the name
of the man who originally fills it. In
this way it is believed the RESPONSE
bility for short measure and inferior
milk and cream can be traced directly
to those responsible for the conditions
A wedding cake six feet eight inches
high, ave feet in diameter at its base
and weighing 700 pounds was baked
recently by Luigi Marabiri, chef of
the Grand Pacific hotel, Chicago, and
shipped to Hamilton. Ont. The fruit
used in the making of the cake was
soaked In brandy and wine for six
days, and the material would require
moving van to transport 1t at one
time
| While the pope only technically left
the confines Of the Vatican when he
entered the hospital of Santa Maria to
cheer and comfort the sick and wound
cd refugees from Niessinas yet he es-
| tablished a precedent. for no other
pope In our times has permitted him
self even to cross the bridge leading
from ST. Peters to the papal hospital
which, though belonging to the church,
| Is built on stale land.
The woman who knows most about
The inner life Of European courts is
the Hon. Charlotte Knollys, who has
been Queen AlexandRa's most intimate
friend for many years. Daughter Of
lhe kings private secretary, Lord
Knol,ys, she has grown up in the royal
household, and her position at court
Is unique She is the-only person out
side the royal family who may enter
the queens boudoir without invitatic,
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
COLONY OF COMMUNISM.
How Or. Van Eeden Would AbolisI,
Human Ills.

How Or. Van Zsden Would Abolish
Human Ills.
DR.. Frederik Van Eeden of Holland,
poet, scientist, artist and sociologist.
whose views on communism attracted
so much attention year ago when he
visited the United States, recently ar
rived in New York and this time with
a well defined plan for the elimination
Of all human Ills and the realization of
universal happiness.
81 am going to form corporation
or trust, as you cali it here in Amer
ica," he said the other day, whose
scope will be worldwide and whose OBJ
ject will be the suppression of usury,
special privilege and barter. The trust
win eliminate the man who does not
work, the drone who dissipates his
usefulness.
'''The corporation viii be conducted
on purely business lines. We win have
a company with a president. a treas
urer, a secretary. and we win have
board of trustees. do not know who
the officers and the trustees win be,
but they must be men of high stand
ing and undoubted honesty. The gen
eral manager must be capable bust
ness man. and the basic principle viii
be the prevention of unemployment
and unemployment"
DR.. Van Eeden hopes to organize
several communistic colonies in Amer
'ica. He has already founded such a
cooperative society In Amsterdam,
which has grown to large proportions.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
FACTS IN FEW LINES
The Romans had trades unions.


There are $500 counties Of agricul.
tural importance in the United States.
Forest fires last year depleted the
forests of the country to a greater ex-
tent than numbering operations.
A state law in Victoria requires that
seventy cubic feet Of air per minute
he supplied TO each worker In mine.
During 1908 topographers OF the geo.
logical survey mapped 26,994 Square
miles IN thirty states and terrific
ries
In FIVE years the number Of Ameri,
can vessels entered and cleared at
Chinese ports has dropped from I POS
10 $40.
The nattons supply of stone Suitable
tor the manufacture OF cement and
concrete mixtures is regarded as pTac.
;icalIy inexbaustible.
rhe largest room under single ROOF
In the world is the passenger con-
course of the Oew Union station at
Washington, having an ares OF 96,50o
square feet
A bottle cas-, adrift by Miss Blanche
Coffin at Coskata, Nantucket, has just
been found at Arkiow. Ireland. having
9rifted across the Atlantic In six
months
There is noticeable Increase of
Japanese servants in the rural homes
about New York city on account of the
unwillipgness of tbe others to live In
the suburbs
For some unexplained reason sixty
inch searchiights have proved unsat-
lsfactory in The navy, and they have
been abandoned in favor Of the thirty
and thirty-six inch ones
Artificial grindstoDes, made OF equal
parts OF portland cement and quartz
sand, have been satisfactorily used
for year in Wisconsin and Ontario
glass works for grinding glass.
In o new musical Instrument, an
Austrian invention, the pressure of
plano keys brings strings into contact
with revolving band, producing mu-
sic very much like that Of violin.
The aborigines of Australia, of
whom about $4,000 remain, are apt
students of reading and writing in
English, bat apparently cannot be
taught even the simplest forms of
mathematics
At Great Falls, Mont, brick Chin
ney 7Slh. feet in diameter at the base
and SO feet inches at the top, which
is SOC feet from the ground has been
completed to carry away the fumes
OF 8 smelling works
The University Of London VIII here
after grant certificates In religious
knowledge Of an undenominational
character, this being done at the re-
quest Of many teachers who have long
felt the need Of some such thing.
The Amherst N. H. farm on which
Horace Greeley was born is now
owned by John A. Hanson. An old
cradle in which Horace Greeley may
have been rocked was sold not long
ago for $40 to Rev. DR. r. M. Clende
min, his son-in-law.
Experiments with covering the arms
Of its signals with gold leaf instead OF
paint have proved economical to the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad The
treatment lasts without renewal for
ten or twelve years, while formerly
the signals had to be painted yearly
New Turkish postage stamps are be-
ing printed the central design Of which
is the Ottoman parliament building.
Like the medals which are being
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

the leg. the scales are detached, ana
the joints become afflicted Separate
the afflicted fowls from the rest. One
scaly legged bird roosting with flock
Will soon spread the disease among
them. Wash the legs and toes with
rastile soap and warm water. 1t would
be better TO use a soft brush, then
anoint with an ointment made with
equal parts of melted lard and coal oil.
Repeat the treatment daily until the
parts are perfectly clean
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
cattIe Liee.

A subscriber asks how to destroy lice
on calves, says the American Agricul-
turist. 1t Is hardly enough to simply de
stroy the lice already on the cattle
You must 60 after the stables also
This may be done by cleaning them
out thoroughly and whitewashlng the
posts, stones ana other scratching
places, painting them with crude pc
troleum or gas tar An excellent and
cheap oil preparation to apply to the
calf is linseed oil four parts, creosote
one part. Mix well together and apply
on all parts of the body
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

Are you keeping your stock clean
and warmly bedded this cold damp
weather?
Seed corn should not only be care.
fully selected, but carefully kept until
planting time
Wherever alfalfa can be grown, with
or without irrigation, hogs can be made
a profitable crop.
Hogs should have dry bed Of earth
to sleep on. Wood floors are all right
to feed them on. but hogs confined on
6oors are in an unnatural position and
win not do well.-Farm and Ranch.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
KiIIina ,lsn Mites.

Hen mites can be killed in winter as
wen as in summer. If the hens can be
removed 10 other quarters, the smok-
ing process will destroy the mites, but
it must be kept up for several days in
Put cobs, chips, etc, with
a little sulphur, into large kettle and
set 1t on stones in the center of the
pen. Keep it supplied and keep watch
oyer Farm Journal
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ANnRrw Q OWING
The spot on the Veil.

Eva AIyFtella is so eccentric! She
wears one Of those dotted wells, and a
dot is directly over her mouth. ! won
der why?
Jack oh. guess that is a yeiled In
Fitation FOR some young man to kiss
her on the spot. Chicago News.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
ventllste the Aenhouse.

Heat is needed in the poultry house
only when the ventilation is so bad
that the air would be moist without
the heat TO compel the air 10 absorb 1t.
But It is more reasonable properly to
yentilate the poultry house and keep
II dry IN that xvAN.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
a klnd Heart.

Could you give me" inquired the
poor woman, IA castof dress of your
little Girls for my little girl On pair
OF Your little boys shoes for MS iitde
hoyY
Il have no little girl" replied the
rich woman kindly nor any little
boy, but ! can give you an old sheath
skirt and some puts. Puck.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

Chickens are seldom affected by this
disease, but it is very troublesome
with old hens and roosters. Although
1t is one of the worst pests when once
established in flock, 1t is one which
Yields rapidly to treatment and is cas-
lily cured. 1t is due to mite which
burrows under the skin. Beginning
between the toes. by gradual elevation
or the scales the disease extends up
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

A British religions organization is
trying to transplant race by encour-
aging the emigration Of the Lapps
from Lapland, where they are in dan
ger Of extinction to Labrador and New
foundland.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16
on the Iob.

."rhat tall. handsome policeman does
nothing but stand and pose"
II beg your pardon. he is doing po-
lice duty right along"
"How?"
"He Is constantly arresting atten-
tion. - Baltimore American.
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

Mrs William Berry Of Bellfiower,
Mo-, who is widow, and consequent
ly trapper, caught seven groundhogs
in her seven steel traps few nights
ago
The Morris County chronicle., 1909-03-16

Il suppose your mfpd is constantly
on your artT' said the admiring
friend
YES" answered the young actor,
who plays first citizen and leader Of
the mob. I've got to keep my mind
on something, and there's no use
thinking about salary day. Washing
ton Star
A Proof OF IL.
"Girls certainly can be contrary"
II should say So There's Miss Pret-
tyface She knows how to give a
positive negative" Puck.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-22
9 ,5SS yds. Cinghams. Madras @ Percales
O 25c3 values at

Imported and American Madras Percaes and Ginghams 3
and So inches WIDE clean up Bargains bought Of Of
Troys largest shirt manufacturers Of this seasons design
$500 yards material you would expect pay in cases.
25c to 35c yardand then Pefcaes and Gnghams light med
ium and dark coorng usually sold y 12c 19c yard
The variety large, only piece Of kind and shirt lengths
This Of the largest cloth lots, the lowest price have
bought and in view OF the rising price goods these
are as cheap as Calico considering the width.
The quantity large that is divided for sale the first
floor and in the bargain the End.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-10-22
24O MEMS SHIRTS
$l.OO and $50 grade at o0c. 81;

We secured from another Troy factory their house sample line
Of this seasons Shirts the sizes running from "A u but there
the best choosing IN 15 where there 12O select
FROM Remember these samples and probably is
taken their construction than regular goods We had the
pleasure of choosing patterns and think them worthy
Of your for inspection you u Of your shirt
ing money
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11
NEWS FROM WASHINGTON.

The Senate passed the Guggenheim
bill donating two condemned field
pieces to the state of Colorado.
President Roosevelt has announced
that he will not make any more ap-
pointments during his term of office.
The Treasury Department has called
for bids for construction of the pro
posed public building at Boulder, Colo,
bids to be opened March ,25th
A contribution a few days since OF
$4,000 brings the grand total to ST.
coo, 626 of cash collected for the 1tal-
ian earthquake sufferers by the Amer
lean Red Cross Society.
The late senators William Boyd AL
lison of Iowa and Asbury Churchwell
I.itimer of South Carolina and Repre-
sentative Ariosto Wiley were eulogized
in special session of the House OF
Representatives Sunday.
(Chief Foreoter Pinchot says he can
not possibly get to Colorado to appear
Lefore the Legislature before March
18th. Senator Guggenheim notified
HIM of the wish of the Legislature to
have him before them within twenty
days.
A review of the invitations Mr.. Taft
has received for events during the
summer recess of Congress indicates
that he will visit Denver to attend the
trans Mississippi congress in August
to which he was invited by delega
ton headed by Mr.. Thomas F. Walsh
1t is believed also that Mr. Taft will
visit the Alaska-Yukon Exposition al
Seattle and possibly go to Alaska.
In his eulogy on Senator Allison
Representative Albert F. Dawson Of
Iowa, who was for years private secre
tary to the late senator. revealed the
fact that the latter had been the au
thor of the refunding provision of the
gold standard act of 1900. and he de
clared that this provision had not only
uplifted the standard of our national
credit but had actually saved to the
government the enormous sum of SIG,
100000.
President Roosevelt has directed
Secretary of State Bacon to invite for
eign powers to send representatives tc
a conference at The Hague next Sep
TENDER to deal with the question Of
the conservation of the natural re
sources Of the world.
The House select committee on pa
per and pulp investiga tons reported
in favor of reduction in the duty Oh
news print paper from Sc ton to 5:
a ton. the placing Of ground wood or
the free list and the establishment Of
duty Of LIP cent pound on mechaa
ically ground wood pulp.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

When worthy men fall out, only
one of them may be faulty at first;
but If strife continue long, commonly
both become guilty.-Fuller.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11
GENERAL NEWS.

A bill has passed the General AS
selubly of South Carolina making it a
misdemeanor for any newspaper or
magazine to publish the name of any
maid or woman upon whom an assault
has been committed.
Representative Samuel w. Mccall
of Massachusetts, has written letter
to the trustees of Dartmouth college
indicating that upon receipt of for
NAL invitation he will accept the presi-
dency of that institution.
Owing to the popularity attained by
motor bob.sleds in several parts of the
country this winter. number of au-
tomobile manufacturers are planning
to put we'll equipped motor sleds on the
market rext fall
John Arbuckle, who has been in
charge of the attempts to raise the
cruiser Yankee off Spindle rock. New
York, states that he is negotiating
with the government to raise the
kaine, sunk in Havana harbor.
A reception will be rendered to Theo-
dore Roosevelt at Oyster Bay when the
then ex-President returns to his home
Immediately following the Inaugural
ton of Mr.. Taft Fireworks and H.
Illuminated decorations on houses and
stores will, 1t is expected, form part of
the reception.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11
Fined for SUGAR Rebates.

Washington-The verdict OF the
United States Circuit Court for the
Southern District of New York, i'm
posing fine of $10S,000 upon the New
York Central Railroad Company on the
charge of granting rebates to the
American Sugar Company, was af-
firmed Tuesday by the Supreme Court
Of the United States. The rebates to
the American Sugar Company were
given on shipments Of sugar in 1903
from New York to Cleveland and De-
troit. Six offenses were charged and
fines Of $4,000 each were imposed by
the trial court.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Try Murine in Your Eyes. At Druggists.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

After long inactivity. NJ. Santos-Du-
mont launched new monoplane at
Issy February 22nd and executed a
few short flights.
Charles II. Treat. treasurer OF tho
United States. favors direct proper
jional tax on incomes. He also favors
an inheritance taA.
reform candidate for city magistrate.
was elected over George Hogg, regular
Republican. by 5000 votes.
An earthquake at Sivas in Asiatic
Turkey, on the 10th inst. destroyed
several government buildings and
caused the loss Of thirty lives.
The season of the American baseball
league will open on April ~. On that
day New York will play at Washington
and Boston will be at Philadelphia.
At Guadalajara, Mex, Jose Guade-
lupe Alcala. believed to be the Oldest
man In the world. has just celebrated
his one hundred and thirty-ninth birth
day.
Arizona has Just passed new cleo
ton law, requiring an educational quail
ification. To be allowed to vote in that
territory. hereafter. man must know
how to read and write.
The Wright brothers. the American
aeroplanists. now in France. are ar
ranging to turn over a second aero
plane soon to be completed. to their
pupils. NJ. Tissandior Lembert and
Girardville, who will try flying alone.
BY vote of SO to 81 the Kansas
House, at session Tuesday night,
killed the bill granting women the
right of suffrage in Kansas. Three
hundred women occupied the galleries
while the vote was being taken.
Wall street has further evidence Of
the big investment demand for bonds
which has kept up for year in the
announcement that all additional So
100000 Denver & Rio Grande first and
refunding per cent. bonds had been
largely oversubscribed.
While in Africa President Roosevelt
will not only visit a number of mis-
sions, but will make addresses giving
his observations when he returns TO
this county, according to a statement
made at Chicago by Bishop Joseph G.
Hartzell, who recently visited the
President.
President Roosevelt welcomed the
Atlantic battleship fleet. at Fort Mon
roe, February 23rd, on its return from
its voyage around the world. the
trip was the longest ever attempted by
so large fleet and was fourteen
months In duration. No mishaps &C.
Cured in the entire time.
Student attendance at the Univers-
ity of Michigan passed the five thous-
sand mark for the first time this year.
1t. having, reached four thousand in
1904. A decennial catalogue of all
graduates, students. faculty members.
regents and officers connected with
the University of Michigan since its
founding in 1887 will be issued in
1911.
Belief in spiritualism is not evidence
of insanity, the Illinois Supreme Court
decided in the case of James I. Crum-
baugh, who left an estate worth $780,
900. He disposed of the property in
accordance with alleged directions by
the spirit of his infant son, who Crum-
baueh believed. had grown into man
hood in the spirit world and was
known as Bright Eyes
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11
MAJ LElN[
o Happy Beast!

o Happy Beast!
Johnny-The camel can 60 eight
days without water.
Freddy-So could II ma would let
me.-Harper's Bazaar.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethng, softens tho gums, reduces b
Nammaton aAys pain. cures wind ooio. 10 bottle
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

orvanIiia. BY dissolving Rranulated sugar
in water and adding Mapleine, = delicious
syrup q made aud syrup better than maple.
Mapleine $ sold by Rrocers. If not send s6c for
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

ONLY ONE "BROMo QUININE"
the signature of e. W. GROVE. Used the World
over to euro Cold In One DAY. No.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

It makes a woman awfully tired to
see a man make fool OF himseli
over any other woman.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

A woman probably feels blue when
she IL green with envy.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

The common people believe without
proof.-Tacitus.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1909-03-11

A Cough. If neglected. often affects the
Lungs. browns Bronchial Troches" give
relief. % cents a box. Samples sent free
by John I. Brown & Son, Boston, Mass.