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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15

mere Is a story told that when
Gnaries l. met Henrietta Maria at
Dover ne was rather surprised at her
nelsn1' and cast his eyes down at
ner feet no doubt supposing that she
wore the absurdly high heels then in
vogue Henrietta Maria guessed his
thoughts and showed him her feet GOV,
ING Sir. | stand upon mine own
leet' and have no help Of art Thus
nigh | am, and am no higher nor
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
An inherited FaIiino-

native Of AMMAN, Indo-C China sen
fenced IN Paris for theft, wrote the fol.
lowing apology to his employer: "Au
Ahnanlltes, whether emperors, man
u$.rlns, secretaries, literary men and
otners, are born thieves. It is a
grave and deadly complaint. and tbera
= no cure for it. know people do
not lke thieves in France, but it can.
not be helped
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
GULL JOINS HOLSTERS

Laporte, Ind March Is Ian Chi,
do, ~a.1;-. Onicago ball player, to-
or Co. Instructions from Manag-
ossoata4to me Indianapolis American
+bt. - - report at French Lick
NrcC,. e. -loiieIs SIagle, Graham
9,prio,, -, IN C,I eioer' Glaze, Janecki
,,,orl-tr1o. 4oiley VIII compose the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
CALCULATING Childhood

1t IS curious sign of the times that
children nowadays show a remarkable
interest in money. They want to know
the cost Of objects, they love to play
with coins. and money seems be
the present they prefer. -Ze g
Vienna.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
NOTES
%~~~~~~~~~A%~~~%
CALENDAR OF SPORTS
FOR THE WEEK.

= MONDAY.
= Opening of worlds champion
= ship polo tournament at CorO-
y made, Cal.
. Opening of horse show at
= Fort Worth, Texas.
= Edward p. Weston starts from
. New York on pedestrian contest
y across the continent.
= TUESDAY.
. Annual midvvinter games of
= the New York Athletic club In
. Madison Square Garden.
q Opening of fifth annual motor
. boat carnival and races at Palm
Q Beach, Fla.
. Bill Paplxe VS.. Jim Flynn. 10
= rounds, at Los Angeles, Cal,
. WEDNESDAY.
= Start of a three-day automo-
= bile endurance run from Pitts
o burg.
> Opening of afth annual spring
. golf tournament at Pinehurst,
D n. c.
= Abe Atten VS.. Tommy O'TooIe,
, six rOznds, at Philadelphia.
, FRIDAY.
First day of cable chess match
, between English and American
universities.
Inter collegiate wrestling
championships at Yale univers-
; ity.
SATURDAY.
, Close of international cable
, chess match.
Opening of twenty-day race
meeting ut jacksonville, Fla.
Thornton stakes at Oakland;
San Gabriel stakes at Arcadia.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
one Objection

I wouldn't objeck to de man dat
keeps talkin' all de time" said Uncle
Eben, If he didn' insis on th'owin' in
q question every ten minutes or so dat
you's got to answer to show you's
keepin' awake
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
The Unfortunate Possession

There is nothing which so much
makes for the misery not only of its
possessor but Of all who are so I'M
fortunate as to be intimately asso-
ciated with him or with her as an nm.
governed and unreasonable temper.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
Sometimes

It frequently happens nowadays that
the prodigal son returns to his home
for the express purpose of inviting the
old man out to a frst-class square
meal-Puck.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
WITH THE PUGS.

The Packey McFarland-Leach Cross
fight has been clinched. The fighters
signed articles yesterday in New York
and today Will start training The
bout is to be held at the Fairmont club
March % These boys will have an
easy time making 155 pounds at 3
o'clock and should be fit for a strenu-
Gus battle.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
But the clamcr Fades

II every man could be as good as
he would like to be the first time he
falls in love, there would be more
good citizens in this country than
there are now.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15

Papa, is it true that we descend
ed from Monkeys" Well, my boy,
It is pretty well established that most
of us have not assembled. The Bell
man.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15

Battling Nelson will go east this aft
eFnoon on the Twentieth Century Lin
lied. He Will reach New York in time
TO attend the Cans White fight tonnor-
row night Nelson will find Mcfarland
and Thompson in Gotham and NAV get
drawn into a match with one or the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15
A LASSIE PROVES
TO BE BURGLAR

Continued from Page one.)
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15

Johnny Thompson has obtained an
other fight in the east. The cyclonic
weilder of the gloves is billed to take
on Adam Ryan, the Philadelphia light
weight, before the Washington Sport
ing club of Philadelphia March %.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15

other of them. Bat appears perfectl,,
willing to fight. but demands all kinds
of money to risk his hard-won laurels
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-03-15

Young Kid Farmer and Danny Good
man will hook up tonight in a ten
round fight at Pekin, III. The 20 VIII
be the windup Of the second show
staged at Pel5in since the reopenine Of
the fight game there A small crowd
OF Chicago fans will witness the battle
The first presentation of the Burns
Johnson fight pictures in Chicago at
the Auditorium Sunday afternoon is 10
be made suspicious by the presence Of
the stellar lights of the fighting arena.
invitations have been sent out for the
opening performance to James ]. JEFF
fries. Billy Papke. Stanley Ketcbel
Terry McGOvern, Marvin Hart. John
l. Sullivan, Tommy Burns. JabAz
White. Kid Mccoy, Hugo Kelly. Bob
Fftzsimmons. Battling Nelson and
James ]. Corbett. Mr.. Hugh D. McTn-
tosh, the famous Australian fight pro-
moter and referee of the Burns-Jolln-
son battle, who arrived in New York
City from London on Friday with the
fight films of the battle which gave tba
championship to the dusky American
giant. also is exneeted e hs prssept
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
AT THE BALL GAME.

There was much that was OF
humorous vein in the Lima Marion
Elks game at the yard yesterday but
probably only few of the spectators
were In on the realest bit of comedy
pulled off out that way In some
time.
Among those who witnessed the
game from the grand stand was a
young man from precincts distinctly
rural and his sweetheart, who prob
ably was witnessiIs her first game.
Both thought that they were seeing
a league game. 1t happened this
way:
H.-"That's the Marion team out
there in the field" said he, pointing
TO the Marion Elks.
S.-'Who are the other fellows?'
II. They're the Limas. Best team
in tae league. Been in first place all
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
MESSENGER BOY IS
ROLLED UNDER AUTO
Paul McNare Has a Very
Close Call.
Was Riding His Bicycle and Neither
lie Nor the Anto Driver Could
Avoid the Collision.

To have been Knocked down by an
automobile, rolled under the heavy
car and dragged a distance OF fifteen
feet over the hard, rough pavement
and escaping without any serious in
iuries was the unusual experience of
Paul McNara, aged II, a postal mes
senger boy. McNare was run down
and knocked from mis- wheel by an
automobile driven by j. w. Patton
today about $3.50 O'Clock, in front OF
the postofflce.
The driver of the machine and the
and on the wheel each saw the other
approaching. but were unable 10 turn
so as to avoid a collision. They
came together with n crash and by
standers thought that the lad would
be killed. The driver of the ma
chine reversed his engine as quickly
as possible, but not until McNars
had been dragged up a distance of Is
feet. When extricated he was lit
eraly rolled up in a ball under the
car. His hands, chest and back were
bruised. but no serious results are
anticipated by his physician, DIR. f..
NJ. Baldwin TO whose office the lad
was taken after the accident.
Bystanders who observed The colli-
sion. say that IT was nothing short Of
miraculous that he was not crushed
to death.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

summer and going to win the pen-
nant" W
S. whats that?"
II. "weli. don't exactly Know
but It's what the team that comes in
first at the end of the summer. gets
Tor winnn' See that fellow out there
on second. the one that throws left
handed? That's ODay. He's the
manager. Whips umpires right
along" (Pointing to Mason)
What's umplres?"
H.-"They'se the ones that stand
out there and decides the game"
S.-"Don't they play?"
H-"Naw. they can't play. They
just tell the other fellows what to do
and try to keep them from fightin'."
There's the Indian" ta
s. What Indian?'
H.-"Why John Bull, they call him
(pointing to ElliotD as he stepped
over to the plate.) He's full blood
and plays great game Wait till you
see him hit the balf.
S.--(As Elliott fouled one over the
grand stand) Fine! why don't he
run, he hit II way over the grand
stand?"
S.-"Gee.' He's good looking.
H.-"oh. that's foul. They have to
hit II out straight to count"
Hear them cheer. That's Farrell
CAS- Harry Reeder faced the pitcher.)
He's great"
And so Il went all through the
game between drinks of red pop and
munches of peanuts he explained TO
her the points of the game and point
ed out the players. And they. doubt
less, in Ignorance yet OF their mis-
take. are just as happy and had Just
as good a time as IL It had been real.
Moral: When real ignorance Is
bliss, tits folly to be real wise fan.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Three-base hit-Gnadlnger. Two
base hit--Kettler. Stolen bases
Aeehan 2. Davy. Breymaier, Corbn.
Double plays-Kettler and Biery
Compton and Reynolds; Biery, Davy
and Biery; Humphreys (unasslsted) /.
Sacrifice hits--Gnadinger Biery. Ket-
tier. Bases on balls--On Schanz 4.
Off Mcclure 4, off Ruttencutter /.
Struck out-By Schanz /. by Rutten-
cutter ?. Innings ptched--By Me-
Guire 1-3, by Ruttencutter 2-S.
Hits apportioned-McG 8. Rut-
tencutter 2. Passed ball--Williams.
Umpire-Hart.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Chester Shields, late of the outlaws.
Joined the Diggers at Newark yester-
day and played his first game. Shields
first opportunity came early and his
first hit sent i'm the first run of the
game and one of the two made by
the Diggers. Williams followed him
with mighty poke that Lefty Snyder
gathered in one hand after a hard
run. 1t was lucky for Newark that
the Digger olfense was stopped 50
suddenly.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
Try tn. Mirror van, column.
DUKE CONsPIREn TO
KILL KING OF PORTUGAL.

Madrid, July 9-The Portuguese
Duke OF Albuquerque was arrested
n this city yesterday at .he request OF
tie Portuguese authorities and taken
TO Lisbon. The newspapers of Madrid
assert that the duke'i arrest was
iased on the charge OF completely in
the assassinations early last year, OF
King Carlos and Crown Prince Luse
OF Portugal.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
Marion Elks Defeat Lima
Brethren.
ANTLEREO ONES IN MERRY FRAY
King Malarkey Pitches Lo-
calls to Victory.
sharp Hitting of Marlonltes Features
Interesting Contest--Iodge Spirit
Prevails and Spectators ARE Cen
erous Win Applause--BeDeiit for
Marion Club.

Armfuls of JOY were tossed about
among the followers OF the Marion
Elks' baseball team yesterday after
noon at the yard when the local lads
sent the Lima Elks down to an igno-
minlous 13 to G defeat. There is the
more glory in the victory because
Lima only recently defeated Marion
in close game played on the Lima
field
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Mansfield. o.. July 9.--Mansfield de-
feated Lancaster 6 10 l by knocking
Mcclure out OF the box in the fourth
inning and also punching hits off
Ruttencutter. Schanz held Lancaster
safe, five of the ten hits coming in
the last two innings. a one-handed
stab and unasslsted double play by
Humphreys featured Score:
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Two base hit---Abbott, Book. Passed
balls-PIper. Johnston. Threc-base hit
Johns. Moore. Hit by pitcher
snyder. Struck out-By Moore 9. by
Mogan 3. Bases on balls-Moore 2,
Mogan 3. Double plays-Snyder to
McClintock. Stolen bases-Bock. Sac
rlhce hits-Piper. Fisher. Umpire
Bierhalter and Handiboe. Time-l:3O.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

to keep the eight safe smashes of the
visitors pretty wei, scattered. Drives
there were which vent for hits but
which should have been fieIded, but
what cared the king. He put on a lltA
tie more steam and the result was
that Lima rallies were cut short. The
pitcher helped along the Marion run
getting with triple and "a single.
DUPUIS is BUMPED.
For Lima Dupis, he who proved
such an enigma over there, essayed to
stop the future dlBgers. He succeeded
in the first but after that lost his
effectiveness His support was not
as Keen as was that of the Marion
HEAVIER but nevertheless he was bump
ed for fair in the tight places, giving
the Marionites commanding lead
toward the close of the contest and
the Lima cause was lost.
LIMA SCORES FIRST.
Malerkey got into trouble in the
second inning when a combination Of
boots and blows gave the visitors two.
The locals came right back with two
more i'm there portion of the frame,
Dupuis finally retiring the side with
the bricks al occupied. Not to be
outdone Lima added two more In the
next but Marion was equal to the em-
ergency and skipped around the paths
until five runs had been registered In
the local third.
| Things went along quietly for sew
eral innings until the seventh when
the callers added two more but Ma
rion, getting the habit, batted in -four
and pulled out of danger. II seemed
as though the CIRCUS lodgemen could
only do their best when Lima had
proceeded them in q runmaking
stunt. TWO more, the last ones OF
the game, came in the eighth, maxi
ing It 10 and @.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
Lake Resort Excursions

Cedar Point, lakeside, beginning
July AiD or Kelley's Island, 81 .25
Round Trip. Put-In-Bay. 81 so.
Sundays and Wednesdays over Penn
sylyania Lines. See Ticket Agent
Knauer for particulars.
tu-frl-sat
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

The Chinese assumption that q
woman must not be heard of out
side the door of her own house Is
now being criticised by upto-date
Chinese editors.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Two-base hits--Ragsdale, McAllis-
ter, Newman 2, Foutz 2. Sacrifice
hits-Ludwig, Fohl, Watkins 2. Stol-
en- bases-o'Hara, Ludwig. Reilly,
Foutz. Bases on balls-On Ludwig
3, off Kline 4. Struck out--By
Kline 3 Double plays-Collins to
Doran; Weller to Newnham TO
Sykes; Reilly to Newnham. Time of
game-1:35. Umpire-Miller.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
LIMA wALLops PORTSMOUTH.

Lima, o., July 9.-"Red" Kline de.
feated his former teammates in the
first game of the series with Ports
mouth, sensational fielding featuring
both sides. Foutz had a perfect rec
ord at bat. Scores:
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
LIMA REGAINS
THE LEADERSHIP
Fohl Club Wallops Forts
mouth 6 to /.
MANSFIELD WHIPS THE lAMkS
Mcclure Knocked Out in
Fourth Frame.

aud Newark Are Now
Fighting For Third PIace-Marion
Position Unchangcd-E g ing
Games In Ohio State League.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

In the batting averages complied
up TO the close of the tenth week of
the season. John Bun Williams, of the
Diggers is leading the league.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Australia has prohibited the i'm
portation of goods made by prison
labor
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Preparations are being made for
the return Of the Diggers Sunday for
n series with Lancaster. Honcock
will probably pitch the game.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
THE FEATURES.

The hitting of Mason, Malarkey
and Cunningham and the fielding of
Starr and Elliott featured the con-
test. Score:
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
Toohcy got one of the Digger hit,

Farrell Is still laid up but II Is like
ly that he will he back in the game
today or tomorrow.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

The Mansfield victory over Lam
caster destroyed a lot of Lank's hopes
for remaining in the lead. Lancast-
er must travel pretty fast 10 stay
ahead of the Fohl aggregation.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Some of the hitters who are un-
able to get over the 200 mark seem
to get most of their sInashes against
Marion
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

just why Manager Lewis used Mo-
gan. an amateur of whom little has
been known. In 81 important u game.
is rather problematical. One would
think that every efiort would have
been made to cap IRE the first one at
Newark and that u veteran instead of
% youngster would have been sent In.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
HOW THE CIuns STAND.
GAMES TODAY

Marion at Newark.
Lancaster at Mansfield.
Portsmouth at Lima.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Lewis Is slated To work today. He
has not pitched since last saturday
with the exception of few innings
at Mansfield on Monday.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09

Three-base hits-Malarkey Schnel-
der Two-base hits--Cunningham
Curtis, Mason; sacrifice hit-Creps
Stolen bases--Cunningham 2, Elliott
Starr, Cheney, Crops, Flager, Mitchell
Milliron. Bases on balls--Off Dupuis
3. Struck out--By Malarkey 10, by
Dupuis s. Wild pitch-Dupuis. Passed
ball--Milliron. Left on bases-Marlon
5, Lima 4. Double plays-Curtis to
Reeder. Crops to Millron, Crops to
Mitchell. Schneider to Faurot to
Crops. Hit by pitched ball-Mltchell.
Time of game-1:5O. Umpire-Maher
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
THRILLS ARE MANY.

The game was played as benefit
for the Marion club of the Ohio state
league and In many ways IL was n
thriller Plays good and bad were
there but the interest never Jagged
and 1t was not until the latter part of
the game that the Marionites forged
far enough into the lead to make the
contest safe. Errors there were and
plenty but at that the contest was
worth watching and the occasional
circus stunts, done by n club that rep
resented the original circus lodge.
were literally aplauded. The lodge
spirit pervaded the park and Lima
too. was accorded full recognition of
it's meritorous work.
MtLARkEY THE MASTER.
There pitched for the locals King
Malarkey, once star pitcher for the
Boston Nationals and the Columbus A.
A. club. The king was the same old
fox as in the days when he had n lot
more and had to use It all to fool the
Willy swatters of the big leagues.
Reading each batter quickly and keep
ing that ball where II was likely to be
damaged but little Malarkey managed
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-07-09
MHIRIIMIND sTART.

With Abbott out on fly TO Will
loughby. Johns drew the pass he
waited for, but his career was short
lived. for Book pasted one at Staley
and Johns was out to Wolfe. How
ever, Book was safe on the play and
he lost no time in robbing Johnston
of base. Piper's single scored him
and the big catcher went to second on
ToOhey's error. Fisher ended the
threatened trouble by striking ont
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-01-29
South Dakota
Legislature

The Morris bill providing for nve
supreme court judges will not meet
with enthusiastic support from the
western half Of the state. II attempts
20 eliminate the Missouri river as a
political dividing lin In the state. and
runs four OF the districts across the
stream.
The lssenhuth good roads bill at
tempts to avoid the breakers which
wrecked the bill Of two years ago. and
instead OF c~entraliztng all the power
In the hands Of the county commits
sioners he divides 1t between the coun-
~ and the townships. 4
Simonson In W bills attempts 10
stop drinking in railway trains, and
for this purpose one bill gives all rail
way train operators police power. and
the. other makes drinking a misde-
meanor. The second bill is practically
the same As the Texas and Tennessee
laws on the subject. Another bill
makes gambling on trains a misde-
meanor.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-01-29
That $4,000, 900 Pine.

The $29,O0o.OO fine ne~i not be Paid
But low about those lawyerss-Aagussa
Chronicle.
The S29!OO.00D fine will not be paid.
The price of oil will remain the SANE
Brooklyn Eagle.
Blessed b. the courts. Pa~ragraphers
can now qnit collecting that So. 90
hne.-Cieyeland Leader.
John ID. seems 10 have been right when
he said ii would be "A long time before
that $g.OoO,oOO was paid.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Standard Oil business men may be for
gstfnl about some things, but they are
not 50 careless as TO mislay S2o.uu0.OOU.
Washington Star.
That $29.a+o.nO fine will doubtless
hold the record for some time 10 come.
and. inasmnch as II will not have To be
paid, the Standards attorneys can point
10 IL with pride.-Toledo Blade.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1909-01-29
sGUGHsI17.%
@'C0c1F7gN7z
tt. Clash ~ sA> Capital.

The Clash ~ The Capital.
And still we rrad o. siaps. Roosevelt
Ian and congressional Milwaukee SENT.
nel.
Now il is the Senate and the President.
and 1t begins TO hr,k as II the fight would
TINS time b. allow vi to proceed beyond
the skirnish ine.-Pro,idenc~ Bulletin.
When IL comes 10 a rox b.tA e~n the
present Congress aud the President. we
can only say. as the old woman did-"go
It husband go 1t. b'ar-"-Augusts Chroa-
icle.
Anyhow. IL would be cheaper 10 pay the
President S1np.0D a year has 10 nuaer'
take cDnpensating him on ths uasIs Of his
%L'e-ury output AT 81 a word.-washias.
ton Times.
President Roosevelt ssously resenfs shr
assumption by Congress that usurping tiar
functions OF a coordinate branch of the
government 10 a game two nsay play at
kansss City Janrnal.
Forecast for Washington Area Of high
pressure includes both senate and Hoase
wings of The capitol. moving III a north
westerly direction. indicating severe
storms in the ~viciniis Of the White
tIouse.-iiousfou Post.