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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

not only 10 take him into the nd.
administrations councils. but tn turn
over 10 him the formulation of the
legislative remedies for railroad
abuses
That vas a fragrant aud lilumin.
atng example.
Yes. Roosevelt ala tumble 10 Paul
Morton But n took a club 10 beat
il Into his head
would recall 10 your mind. also.
the case 81 Leslie NJ. shaw. some.
time secretary Of the treasury.
Brother Leslie went out OF ROoae.
velt's cabinet tho author Of a book
circulated by the Standard on Go.
and written 10 show that Roosevelt
was responsible for the panic.
Think Of that And the girls In
the grammar grades Of IOwa's pub.
iic schools knew what Shaw was
when Roosevelt invited him into hla
cabinet. And tho office boys In the
l0bby-lawyera' offices Ia Washing
ton knew what Shaw WAS whom be
was 10 the treasury department He
was a reacti0nary. and dialoyal 10
the administration trying 20 over.
turn itfOf months before he was
quietly assisted by Roosevelt into
private life-the private life OF
Wall 50 banking RATH.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
ALIEN MAY, TIE ACTRESS, 70
u VERY HARD WORKED WOMAN

IN comedy aud not tragedy This
hurt her Horely She much prefers
dramatic scenes 10 those ~ iiEht
81 vein. and has always felt that
her especial sphere lay Ia scenes
filled with heart thruba and ihrllis.
u was only four weeks ago. while
playing the part OF Tennessee Kent
in 'fenneaaee'H Pprdner.' that
Aiieen May was forced 10 undergo
one Of those cruel heart breaking
pervefBiilen OF fate that occasion
ally befnlla an hctfeHa For several
weekh she had been worrying over
her mothers health The mother
was seriously M IA ottawa. but
nothing OF an alarming nature ap
peared IA the letters from home,
aud apparently the mother was on
the road 20 recovery
The Death Message Comes
Thursday evening, ~ she was
about 60 accept her cue. aud even
as she was walking towards the
stage. messenger boy stepped up.
thrust telegram into her hand.
aud disappeared And In the mes
sage she read that her mother was
dead She had NO time 90 spare,
not even 20 replace the note ia
ltn envelope stricken a. the heart
with this terrible news. Aileeu MAY
went ont upon the stage. with the
InaauaEr Of her mothers death
crushed ln her hand aud was fore.
ed 20 play a comedy role. that OF
a IGycaro old. giddy. gulicleas, cure
free gifi
20 seemed a terrible sacpllege
she said, Ia recalling the Incident
but what could I dor The other
members wcre waiting. and my
time had already passed. The
audience must not be- disappointed.
90 ! sacrificed my sorrow Tor the
time being
And ali through that week. this
woman. who 10 the very essence Of
iounr Kindness herself. was forced
a. speak and act words Of safety
while inside thers vas an aching
heart
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
INTIMATE CORRESPONDENCE
BY RATH

Washington, ID C.. April 2. 900
Dear Dad Yes. Roosevelt made
mistakes They were biz ones big
mistakes that had 20 DO with sizing
up people That is his blind side.
~ BIS Judgment ~ men he Is
weak lie Is apt 10 leap 10 a con
clusion And be- II apt 70 base a
Judgment on m0mentary i'm
precision A biE. snappy vigorous
looking man that looks you right IN
the eyea Paul Morton Kind Of man
lis apt 10 take II X right OF his
feet Re sees the ability Of the
man. and he does not properly
estimate the Olher tbiugB that enter
Into the equation the mans polls.
teal principle, his social environ
meui. his intellectual point of view
his business experience.
Roosevelt idoaiizes men fe Is
apt ~ endOw them with moral a..
tributes which are foreign % their
nature lie concludes that they are
dead squsre" aud then nothing
VIII shake him ia the Judgment be
has formed
That o. what happened in the case
81 Paul Morton That is how he
came to take into his cabinet one Of
the chief tools N the railroad poll
teal Influence Of the chief Of
Tenders against the laws OF fair
dealing ia railroad business Aud
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
en- q 8 COSTELLO.

She bad been brought up from a
resort Of the south district. "a wee
slip OF q Eirl. not auch over a..
and yet 80 wan ard pale and pa
theticallY quiet that even the hoa.
pitnl doeior. Who vas fighting q
losing battle for her life. bad felt
STRANGELY moved
Her namo7 She had simply re-.
piled Rose Lee. quite apparently
fictitious. OF her parents. or home
or early life. they knees nothing.
and she would not tell
Learns That Sire Must Die
She heard Indirectly from the
woman ia the next cot that aho
must die The doctor evaded a
direct reply. but his evasion only
emphasized the fact that she was
soon 10 pass away
The doctor personally went TO
her old room in tha house from
which she had come to tho hospi
tai. al hef request. and placed on
the cot a large package which had
been locked In her trunk.
She spread them out with trem.
bling hands large doll with
fIaxen hair. one eye gone and a foot
torn. through which the saUdust
trickled. a little ehiidH Bible in.
scribed TO My Darling Olrl. From
Mother. a few faded hair ribbons.
several chrome prints. and some
little picture cards, the kind that
appeal 70 childish fancy
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daY matinee. which ~ the first per
formance uf the week she must
grind over the stirring scenes 81 a
new piece. and then again that
night recall the lines Of the piece
previously learned bright and
early Monday morning comes the
first rehearsal 81 the naw play
aud again that night she must fault
leaaly 80 through her part before
the footllEhtA
10 willing 20 learn.
She Ia an unpgsindired reader ~
criticisms OF her work II they o.
fer a suggestion that meets With
her approval IL 10 followed out dur
Inc the neat performance. And "
they treat hcf harshly through per
sodai spite OF Tor a seeming fault
h burns deep into the heart
just recently a would be critic de
ciarpd that her best work waa done
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
MGMoRtxArtoN OF WORDS AND
PHRASES DEMANDED or
HER rs ENORMOUS.
~ BARNEY poops.

- = RFHHfHA Aa1A1Ff
Allecn May. leading lady ~ the
panAgcs Stock company. has been
portrayed from billboard and preau
Ia nearly every rolo except that ~
the hard working woman This
story 10 to deal simply with hor
hcrculean task hehlnd the scenes
conscientious tn fault. Allceu May
compeia herself 20 learn verbatim
her part Ia Sta entirety No make.
shift IL permitted. the glst viii not
do, ita the whole ear or none
On an average Of 81 00u words
week "a what faces her for
memoriKaiion. and while these are
being memotlfed. the play Tor the
present week IL being delivered
at the rate 81 II performances per
week While she IL enaetinE a
comedy role IN one piece. aho. per
chance. may be- learning a tragedy
part la another
She Works necessarily.
In all of the 1855 weeks that she
has been playing AZ the Lois, ahe
has heen absent but five. and even
thcy we're but hair holidays All
the while she has been playing one
part and learning another Aud at
during Tits strain on memory aud
physique ahe has played 10 onthusi
astio Rudleneca People 90 O. the
Lois Just to see Alieuu MAY They
love her and her art
Task "a the right word 20 use for
her work. Tor na woman Ia So
attic works harder than she EYrry
morning must come the rehearsal
FOR tho piAy % follow and some.
times a rehearsal ls hold Saturday
uiGht after the regular perform
citizens have retired
n 10 an endless chain. ahe r.
never through Following thn Sun
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

YORK. Pa April if--An egg
within an eEr. aud within that an.
other egg. ~ curiosity turned out
BY a prize winning Rhode Island
Rcd hen owned BY VI stiles Of
Arbor. this county
The three shells were al hard
and a chick hatchcd clear lnside
would have had herculeau task
picking It's way through.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

The next Chamber q Commerce
report win show that Seattle leads
in bank clearings stamp sales.
school attendance and deaths By
quarter n.ths-s slot metefs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

The only regrettabie feature Of
the slot meters from the gas com
pany viewpoint Is that me consum-
ers who are killed don't buy any
more sas.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Because there are a great mum
Der Of babies horn In thia city
every month IL no valid reason
for killing grown ups with slot
meters We need the population
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

The box score and percentage
columns vii be along, IN a few
days. rsyiving the mootcd question
as to whether figures ie or liars
figure
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

n would expedite matters greatly
II the city council woald state iass
how many persona must De killed
By slot gas meters before they are
declared officially 70 be unsafe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Although the emolumcnts are un.
doubfadiy greater beiug a grand
yixler IN Turkey has several points
IN common with being dog
catcher in Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

The poor man. toliiug over hla
stack of bots ou his breakfast table.
fairly booted with Joy when he
learned that the senate would 70
ducs the duty o. cocoa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

HiH announces that be uiii have
no fght with Hartman not u
Hartman gives him everything he
wants.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

II addition 70 any frudity about
the heart. that missing bridegroom
Was Also affected eth a low tenn
perature Of the feet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

!, Msssl- - rllns wouia yeg lsy
f4iaatF dearest Nahwf.~Thfn sup
pose Ypg start right ~ hy telling
pMna we are engaged Chicago
MnM6
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

PeruIeiousiy active tubercular
bacilll DO not add 10 the attractive.
ness of any residence nciEhbor
hood
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

The most extraordinary thing
about enNnFea couples ia haw lhsf
never realize thAf AN the Insane
York Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

chpny fto menaKsris atfsndsnt1 80
And II thew -tiNaw shouts break
cut knaN. what-=aW-=Nhhfs steps
would Fnu fuhsf
Attendant Dsursd long onse. By
George
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Three hundred and nfty-elrht
babies born in Seattle last month.
Cable that to M0mbasa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

TIE man who makes money hla
master HHeH Do is Young makes his
family ashamed Of him when BE- ia
OLD Dallas Arus
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Until more accurate Information
T. At hand public sympathy will be
with the Jap. who is 10 be- married
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

See that feilow across the street y
college witt wonder N he'd 70
member mff ASK HIN 10 lend
you some money "uh hf'd bard
y Do that ko-aud that Wnuid
prove that De ramsmlafee you -
Cleveland Leader.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
ais.YEAR FIGHT OVER
auRtAL or a FooT.


suRiAL or a FOOT. /,
tEFFRRaONvILLE Ind I.
= April IA The Pennsylvania |,
railroad has just settled = ,
e elalm Tor buffinE a MAS fouf. I
which had been pending for ,
: nearly aiN years Tho foot as ,
: that OF John " Price. who Ia I
noN agent ior the rued az Ner. ,
e non. and whose righf foot WaR /
e accidentally cui Of a. shelby ,
. Vile on Oct 9. 1904 ,
The foot vas turned over % ,
. kobt stewart ~ undertaken. I
q for burial huf be evidently ,
= used q more handsome caskst ,
= than the road bad counted on. I
= Tor b. asni % 4 biii Dor tt2. /,
q The company thought g. ought I
. % be enough for burxinE one
= foot and a Few days ago stew. ,
. at agreed 90 take the 60 !
49, +#+E
THREE Zoos m oAEt
ToucH on cHics
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
TIE SEAMY SIDE or LIFE DEPICTED IN
SAD LITTLE STORIES PICKED UP AT THE
CITY'S EMERGENCY HOSPITAL

INJURED the nurse. a. she closed the
eyes ~ The Eirl who had pasaed
Into the sleep that knew no earthly
waking.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

to a California white woman.
aged 20
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

you waste too much paper said
che editor "ftut hnw can I rc0mu-
fatMew asked The writer 10y writ
tnA on both sides 81 tie paper
lfHf NUu VIII not accept aFtlrtgn
when they SIRE written OF both sides
% the sheet No. I know VI but
you'd save paper just the same '-
TumhNrn htafrMfuaH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14
STAR DUST

"sf o "a q ~
ateshfu'a - q
daru trito - =
lob 4"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Did your husband have any indoE
skpurKafariua Ia bis library" ~
thnta shat ate hole through coz
cover ~ unn ~ hiH oldest books
guess he did fa called afn worms
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

IIsIp vanIsd nals. raga 4 go
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

THREE Zoos m ONE;
ToucH on CHIC X
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

A man ia a passion rides hofae
ihat rune away with him - iefmnn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Mother. Two . dreadful thing 20
confess fH sou. Last night when
you told me % So down in bed. 4
lied down. bot after you turned 0ut
thH gas / grounded my teeth a. you
In the dark ifuuth
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

NO. sir" said Ploddius Pete. n
would not stop smother minnfs 90
talk 20 dem folks DrY passed me
out q short an uuiY VOID what
was ttf' Work Washington
HtaF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-14

Citiaanahip Ia heavnn Will not rN.
emuf you from either taxes uf Hef
FlaH here Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

An old farmer of the County of Dur
ham called at a roadside public house
where he was well known. The land
lady asked him to buy ticket for q
lottery they had on there.
well" he said Il hae naught in ma
pocket, or | might"
"Oh, that's a rect, john" she says
take the ticket and pay for it any
time"
Some time later John called again
and the landlady asked him if he knew
who had won the lottery.
NO" he said, who won?'
"Well, hardly burst tell you. but oor
Sam won. Wasn't he lucky?"
AYE said John, "he was lucky.
And who was second, theny"
Il burst hardly tell you. Who would
you think now?' she said.
"I couldn't say" said John.
"well, it was oor Sally. Wasn't she
lucky?"
AYE she was lucky" said John,
"and who was third?" he asked.
WELL" she said. you would never
guess, and | might as well tell. l was
third. Wasn't | lucky?"
"You were" he said. did | ever
pay you for that ticket, missus?"
mo, John. you didn't" she said
fawning upon him.
"Well," said John, isn't lucky?"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
The Better Part.

A delightful little story Is told OF
Prosper Merimee. the French author.
He was once guest at royal hunt,
when hares, pheasants and other
game were driven before the emperor
and his followers, and the servants
picked up the victims of the sport.
Among all the members of the hunt
ing party, Prosper Merimee alone had
no trophy to display.
"How does this happenY" asked
some one.
"Where game is so plenty, the merit
of marksman seems to me to lie In
hitting nothing" replied Merimee,
with grave courtesy, so l fired be-
tween the birds"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

Oh, the snow, the beautiful snow,
Filling the sky and the earth below;
Over the hOusetops, over the streets,
Over the heads of the people you meet
Dancing flirting, swimming along.
Beautiful snow, it can do nothing wrong
Flying, to kiss a fair lady's cheek,
ClngiDg to lips in frolicsome freak
Beautiful snow, from the heavens above
Pure as an angel and tickle as love.
Oh, the snow, the beautiful snow,
How the flakes gather and laugh as they
go,
Whirling along in its maddening fun;
1t plays in its glee with everyone,
Chasing, laughing, hurrying by.
1t lights up the face and it sparkles the
eye;
And even the dogs with a bark and
bound
Snap at the crystals that eddy around.
The town is alive and its hearts In a
To welcome the coming of beautiful snow.
How the wild crowd goes swaying along,
Hailing each other with humor and song,
How the gay sledges like meteors flash by,
Bright for moment, then lost to the eye,
Ringing, swinging, dashing they 60
Over the crest of the beautiful snow,
Snow, so pure when it falls from the
sky,
To be trampled in mud by the crowd
rushing by,
To be trampled and tracked by the thou
sands of feet
the street.
Once l was pure as the snow, but l fell
Fell, like the snowfakes, from heaven
to hell
Fell, to be trampled as the fish of the
street
Fell to be scoffed, to be spit on and
beat;
Pleading, cursing, dreading to die,
Selling my soul to whoever would buy.
Dealing in shame for a morsel of bread
Hating the living and fearing the dead.
Merciful God. have l fallen so low
And yet | was once like this beautiful
snow?
Once I was fair as the beautiful snow,
With an eye like its crystals, heart
like its glow;
Once l was loved for my innocent grace.
Flattered and sought for the charm of
my face,
Father, mother, sisters, all,
God and myself have lost by my fall.
by
Will take a wide sweep lest l wander
too nigh
For of all that is on or about me |
know
There is nothing that's pure, but the
beautiful snow.
low strange it should be that this beau
tiful snow
Should fall on a sinner with nowhere
to 60.
low strange it would be when the night
comes again
f the snow and the ice struck my des-
perate brain
'antng, freezing, dying alone,
90 wicked for prayer, too weak for my
o be heard in the crash of the crazy
town
lone mad in its joy that the SHOWS COM
ing down
o lie and to die in my terrible woe,
With a bed and shroud of the beauti-
full snow.
j. w. Watson.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

A boy was asked to explain the diff
ference between animal instinct and
human intelligence. "If we had in
stinct," he said, 1--WE should know
everything we needed to know with
out learning it; but we've got reason,
and so we have to study ourselves
most blind, or be fool."-Universal
iSt Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
The Mission

OF those corpuscIes In your blood
that have been called Little
Soldlers," Is to fight for YOU
against the disease germs that
constantly endanger your health.
These corp cIes are made
healthy and strong by the use Of
Hoods SarsaparilIa.
This medicine is a combination of
more than 20 different remedial agents
in proportions and by process known
only to ourselves and it has for thirty
years been constantly proving it's worth.
No substitute, none "just- -as-good."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

"Gentlemen," said the toastmaster at the
banquet, 1--WE have listened to some excel
lent orators this evening and am sure
we have enjoyed their efforts very much.
have purposely kept one of our best
speakers for the last. and after you have
heard him | know you win be glad to 90
home. Gentlemen. | have the honor to
present Mr.. Ketchum A. Cummin, who
will now address Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

In communication to the Royal So
ciety Of Queensland, Dougles Oglby re-
cords the discovery of one new genus
and seven new species of fish Among
these are slender dog shark. Howe's
needle fish, long-beaked garish, the
somber leather Jacket and others.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
Far Anlrf.

"Miss Easton," said the hostess, "this
is Mr.. Weston"
"Deighted to know you. Miss Easton,"
said the young man. "Nominally, how
ever we seem to be antipodes."
Actually. too. perhaps, Mr.. Weston"
she answered. so distantly that he instant
ly felt himself to be 12.50O miles away.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
Making Sure.

Country Cousin-Are you sure l am
In the right train?
Town Relative (who has had about
enough Of it)-Well, | have asked sew
enteen porters and thirty-two passen-
gers, and they all say, Yes" so I
think you'd better risk it-London Tel
egraph.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
Absent-Minded Alderman,

A Lynn (Mass.) alderman at a re-
cent aldermanic meeting inquired what
had become of an order he had intro
duced some time before calling for an
arc light on Willow street. The city
clerk, after digging into his files, in
formed him that the order had come
before the board nearly a month pre-
vious and that he had voted against 1t.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
Mix for rheumatism

The following is never failing re-
cipe for rheumatism. To one-half pint
of good whiskey, add one ounce syrup
sarsaparilla and one ounce Toris com
pound, which can be procured of any
druggist. Take in teaspoonful doses
before each meal and before retiring.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

In Russia there is a cheap reaping
machine which has a reel, but no au-
tomato rake. man sits on the plat
form and rakes off the grain with
pitchfork. The name of this machine
is "lobogreika," and since "lobo" means
"brow." and "greika" is "a heater"
the whole can be translated 'brow-
sweater"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
There are $4,000 vegetarians in Eng.

There are $4,000 yegetarians in Eng.
land.
There are in London over 3U4,OUU per-
sons who live in one-room houses, and
over 7O1 900 in tworo houses.
There is daily average of one and
one-half deaths in New York City charge
able TO injuries inflicted by other persons
In the last five years, in New York
City, 593,714 tenants have gone into new
fat houses.
Three-story bedsteads are now made for
use in apartments, steamers. camps and
wherever floor space is limited.
Is yet unsolved by science. Their light is
entirely unaccompanied bv heat.
Three hundred girls are employed In the
harness trade In New York, and kentucky
has a girl jockey.
Manhattan's postofIice receipts amount
to $54,370 daily.
Much of the fuel used in Italy is made
Of the refuse of olives from which the
oil has been pressed.
Lord Selborne is the first British cab
met minister who has accepted an ap-
pontment in the colonies.
Those who have wintered in Alaska say
that it is not the cold, but the mosquito.
that is the hardest thing to endure in the
North.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

81 don't see anything remarkable in
your poem," said the editor handing it
back.
you don't?' howled the would-he con
tributor, pointing with a quiverine finger
at the word ''loathes' at the end of the
fourth stanza. did you ever see poem
before that had perfect rhyme for
clothes '?"-Chicago Tribune
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
Curiosity Gratifed.

Former Customer (after long abb
sence) What has become of the pretty
blonde that used to feed the hungry at
this lunch counter?
Dark Skinned Waiter Girl-I'm her.
What you goin' to order, sir?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25

''They tell me, Mr.. Smithers," simper.d
the fluffy young thing, that you are quite
lady killer"
They do me an injustice, upon my
word. Miss Giggley," responded the gal
liant old beau, laying his hand on his heart
and making a profound bow; Il catch 'em
alive"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-02-25
Rot Worth While.

Don't you think, Mr.. Sply," said the
boss, you might as well take off your
hat?"
What's the use?" asked the new man,
who was filling n temporary vacancy in
the clerical department I'm only going
to hold this job two weeks"