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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
ATTORNEY BRE WEIR
WINS SUIT
New Mexico's Only Woman
Lawyer on the Job in Case
Decided in Court Of Justice of
the Peace,

Attorney Nellie Brewer. Of this
city. has added to her laurels a case
recently decided in her favor in the
court Of Justice George Craig. The
oliver Typewriter company. repre-
scented by "a ~wcll-kuown attorney Of
the masculine gender, sued the Albu-
querquc Typewriter exchange. OF this
.city. for the sum of $3.50, alleged to
be due on q freight bill.
Attorney Brewer appeared for the
defense. The attorney for thu plain
tiff presented his case with some
elaboration and at Length. and the
against the defendants appeared
to be Of the open ana shut variety
The attorney for the defense. how
when the plaintiff had conclud-
had a little surprise to spring
she quietly arose and remarked
that her learned brother who APP
peared for the Plaintiff had no stand
ing in court. citing the territorial law
corporations. which, it would seem.
requires h a a foreign corporation, to
business in New Mexico. sue or
sued, must be- registered in the Of
flee OF the secretary OF state. This
toimality, said Miss Brewer, had evil
IDENTIFY been overlooked by the oliver
people.
somewhat dumfounded the attorney
plaintiff secured q continuance.
md when the hearing was resumed
Following day, questioned the
iidity OF the law in question. declaring
L to be IN restraint Of interstate
commerce and obviously beyond the
of the legislature to enact. This
line of argument apparently had little
weight with Judge Craig. who held
hat, as justice of the peace, he had
10 power to pass upon the constitu-
-ionality OF the law, this power being
'eserNed to a higher tribunal than
hat over which ne presided Deci-
sion was rendered dismissing the suit.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

Kline at midnight entered his cabin
and informed him that Rear Admiral
Wainwright had.susponded him. Cap
tain Q%ualtrough told the lieutenant
commander that he was not aware
that the admiral had considered him
intoxicated
My only feeling. said the cap
tain. was one of illness. ! asked
what he thought Of my eondi-
ton. and he responded, i think you
have been drinking, but on tho Wit
ness stand | should have to say you
were perfectly ut to go on the
bridge
Surgeon Crandall, Of the Georgia.
nne OF the two witnesses for the de-
tense. testified that Captain quail
trough's physical condition was low,
aud lie was therefore very susceptible
to the action of liquor or tobacco.
The defense introduced as evidence
The record of Captain Q~ualtrough's
thirty-cight years OF service and two
flattering letters Of recommendation
received by him during the present
cruise.
The pleading VIII be made tomor-
but the decision VIII not be off
cially given out until II rs finally AZ
proved In the meantime Captain
Qnaltfough viii remain aboard the
Georgia under arrest. not being al
lowed either on the bridge or the
quarter deck.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
CALIF0RNIANS KILL ANT
JAP LAW.


ure II viii further amend it and It Is
said that It's wording win be 40 chang
ID that the assembly scarcely win
recognize il
Tho assembly resolution 40. q.
which asks that "a ilcet Of Warships
De kept IA the Pacific was passed
without question or amendment.
In the senate the following dispatch
from senator George 5. Nixon was
read
Tho Japanese question. like the
Chinese question is non-partisan to
all NeNada's citizens, ! take 1t that
the object of the resolution now be-
fore tho Nevada legislature is a seri-
aus one and was introduced for the
purpose of securing beneficial results.
Personally, | have mo- desire 20 inject
my vieNs but after Il conversation
with the president this morning. ! feel
that It is my duty as q representative
OF the people of Nevada to suggest TO
the Legislature through you gentlemen
that the very object OF the resolution
may he injured by radical action at
this time"
The telegram was spread on the
Journal of the senatc.
Governor Dickorson when shown
the telegram and also the telegram
iu the papers from President Roose-
,elt hc gave out the following state
Personally ! would like to soc the
Japanese excluded from this country
aud every one OF them now here de-
ported. regard them as being "a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

taking Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound 10 see what IL would do.
and am restored Co my natural
health Mrs. ErTA DoNoiAN. Boz
200. Nililmantic. Conn
The ucoes of Lydia J. piukham's
Vegetable Compound. made nom roots
and herbs, Is unparalleled. 10 may bee
used With perfect confidence hy women
who suffer from dispiaesnents inham-
nation. liberation. hhrnid tumors. ir-
fegulSuueA periodic pains. backache.
teanngdown Feeling. fatulency. lndi-
Festlon. dizziness 90 nervous prostrA-
ton.
For thirty years lydia T.. pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills and
suffering women NJ II 90 themselves
20 At least give this medicine a trial
Proof is abundant that il has cur-d
thousands Of others. and why should il
mol cure your
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
THIS SPLENDID STOMACH TONIC
WILL CURE YOU OF INDIGESTION

canal. causing such misery as Bill
~tonsncss. Constipation, Gripping, etc.
Your case IS no diherent-you are q
stomaca sufferer. though you may
call il by some other ans your real
.ond only trouble ~ hat which YOU
rat does not digest, but quickly fer
s4crts and sours. producing almost
my unehalthy condition.
A case Of Pape's Diapepsin wild
cost hftl cents at amy Pharmacy here,
aud viii convince any stomach suf-
ferer five minutes after taking one
Triangule that Fermentation and
Sour stomach H. causing the misery
OF Indigestion.
No matter II YOU cHll your trouble
~ the stomach Nervousness
or Gastritis. or BY any other name
always remember that a certain cure
is waiting at your Pharmacist any
time o decide TO begin rs use.
Pape's DiapepAin viii purify the
sourcst and most acid stomach within
five minutes. ana digest promptly
without any fuss or discomfort all of
my Kind Of food YOU could eat
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

NV York. FDh 3-Thr congress
for tho development Of the merchant
marine OF the United states had for
its principal speaker tonight Con
gresham IL. L. McClcurn. of Mime
sota who declared that adoption OF
only solution uf the question.
Mr. McClcaru said the Pacific ocean
should De a great American lake but
hat today there were but seven ships
IN the merchant marine ON that body
20 water flying the American flag.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
FOES OF PROHIBITION
APPEAR IN WASHINGTON


Washington. Feb 3. zone thous-
ana nlen should not dictate to One
man how ne shan conport himself
as long ass he does not cndahger the
public health, on do anything that is
a breach Of tho peace
This was one OF the arguments
made today before the house commit
tee on the alcoholic liquor traffic by
Theodore Sutro, in support Of his con-
%tcntion that tho prohibition question
was which should not be left to
a popular vote.
Mr.. Sutro and Adolph Timm. seere-
tary OF the National German-Ameri-
can alliance, appeared before the
committee iu opposition TO the Ben
nett bill which aims to create a COM
mission on the alcoholic liquor traf-
fic, consisting Of five senators and
five representatives.
Mr.. Sutro contcnded that such a
commission is unnecessary. He also
contended that the respectable beer
manufacturers do more for temper
ance than amy other agency.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
MISS ROSA McAHAN on Butte.


Miss Rosa McAnan OF 2Il West
Quartz street Butte. Mont. SAYS Her
picide has thoroughly cleanscd my
scalp OF daudrun. with which ID was
entirely covered. and d. has stopped
my falling hair have tried many
different preparations In the past two
Years, hut none took enect except
Newbres Herpicide." nandrum Is "a
germ disease and Herpicide IS an i'm
faiiihle destroyer OF n germ. Dies
troy the cause. YOU remove the effect,
I'm the daudrun germ ASK your
druesiSt Tor Hcrpicide. IL is a de-
hEhtfui dressing aiiay~ Itching
makes the hair soft as silk. sold by
leading druggists. send los. 4n5
STAMPS Tor sample a. Tho H,rri,ide
80. Detroit Mich Two sizes. SOC aud
81 90 For sale by a n. Briggs 4
Co, special agcnts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
STATES INDICTMENT
AGAINST GOVERNOR
HASKELL.


continued from page I; column -
sum Of 5000 each An viii prob
abiX be arraigpcd before Judge
Campbell Friday morning
The report OF tho grand jury was
made tn Judge Robert Il Campbell
90 The United states court
Walter i. Eaton one Of the men
Indicted. Is the secretary OF the In
dianola Contracting company Of which
Governor Haskell IS president and
which, It IT, alleged, scheduled the
names Of many dummies" 10 secure
town lntA less, ". nm another of
the Indicted, eamo hero from Texas
and became identified with the Mus
konee Development company IT h
claimed that w disposed Of ID large
number nf lots frnudulently schcd
ulrd
Tho report Of the jury IN the town
lot matter came al @ time unwholly
unexpected hy The public, as the Roy-
eminent had announced only two
hours before that 1874 witnesses were
from Missouri and ohio
There wore not more than twenty
in thr court room when the
Was made
Fifteen or tho woalthicst men IN
Muskogee called at the office Of the
t'nlted States marshal here tonight
md signcd Governor Haskoll's bond
$4,000 Many more asked 10 be
allowed 20 sign 1t but there Was no
more space on tho document
The Indictments were returned TIM
Tor section sac OF IA. federal statute /
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

Gibraltar, Feb. 3--Rcar Admiral
Sir james r.. G. Goodrich. admiral
superintendent At Gibraltcr. and Lady
Goodrich, gave a dinnrr today at the
admiralty house in honor Of Rear Ad-
lnlral Spcrry, commander of the
American fleet Among the other
guests were Sir Frederick Milner and
Admiral Fisher
The American fleet viii sail from
here on saturday morning. following
the thirty fifth parallel route. and
viii form a junction with the third
squadron about longitude fifty-fiye
"a est.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

New York, Feb 3-Jose Francisco
dc Navarro, the last surviving origin
al director OF the Equitable Life As
surance society, the father or Antonio
de Navarro, husband Of Mary Ander-
SON the former actress. died here to-
lflshl' H." was scventy-onc years old
ana was porn AT san sebastian. Spain.
MI. de Navarro built the first iron
.sea-going steamship that was con-
structed in the United States ana
brought about the construction of the
inst elevated railway line in this city.
lie also created the Portland cement
Industry in this country.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

of the race covered 541 miles, 3 laps.
Cameron and Wiley and Devonitch
and Mackay, the sixth and seventh
tennis, have made 54t miles, S laps,
and Senhousc and Wilcox brought up
the real with Sal miles, : laps.
At the close OF the racing tonight
the positions of the teams had not
altered since the beginning Of the af-
.ternoon The rive leading teams had
a score Of 565 miles. laps. the next
two had covered 565 miles. 8 laps and
Wilcox aud Senhouse, 500 miles, =
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
The S, & w. Furniture Co.
BRAVE TOT RtSCUES
BABES FROM FLAMES
TMclSc-Ncar-Olt Girl Treads burning
Floor with Bare Feet to save
B.otllcrs.

Pittsburg, Pa. Feb. with feet
bare, because her mother was too
poor to buy shoes for her, Annie Lub-
oWitz, twelve years old. walked
twice across the burning floor of her
home today and rescued her baby
brothers.
The cradle in which the six
months-old child lay sleeping was
blazing vigorously when Annie
rushed through the flames and car
ried the child TO safety. She made "a
second trip and brought out another
brother, six years old. who was zoo
badly frightened to escape alone. Tho
girl was not seriously burned.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
PNEUMONIA VICTIM is
CHAMPIONS BROTHER

New York. Feb 3-1n the morgue
there is an unclaimed body of a ne
gro believed To be- that of Roscoe
Johnson. a brother OF Jack" John
son, champion heavyweight fighter.
He died today IN the New York his
pital from pneumonia.
superintendent George T. Ludlam
of the hospital. sent "a telegram to
Lawson Johnson. father of Jack at
Texas. who replied asking
Ludlam 70 bury the man and mark
the grave.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
Eat Your fayorite Foods With
out fear Of Distress From an
Upset Stomach,

II your meats aoni tempt you, or
a. feed hiortrd after eating and YOU
belicpe il - the food which nils you;
II what. litfio you eat lies Ike q lump
IT lead on your stomachi u there Is
difficulty iu breathing after eating.
oruetationa al sour food ana acid.
heartbnfn. brash ar q brlching Of gas,
you can make up Your mind that Q
need something for "a sour stomach
and Indigestion
no make evory bite OF food you oat
lid In sbe u-ourishmcnt and strength
of YOUR body you must rid your stom-
tth 81 %poisons excessive acid and
ttumaeh gas whioh sours your entire
nenl inttffpres with digestion and
iluses 80 many sufferers Of pyHpcp-
.in Sick Headache Nauseous breath.
stomach trouble ~ an kind Pu-
tho intestines ana digestive
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
LINC0LN'S PRIVATE CAR
DESTROYED BY FIRE

New Castle, Pa. Feb, 3.-The his
toric Lincoln coach in which Presi-
lent Lincoln rode 10 Washington for
his inaugural, was destroyed by fire
at S~harodsville, Pa. tonight. II was
the sole passenger equipment Of the
little SharpsVille railway, running be-
tween that town and Washington
Junction. II was covered with sheet
iron. put ON before Lincoln made his
famous ride and was supposed to be
bullet proof
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

isrs. MAS referred TO the committee
un internal improvements
council bin so. a. Mr. Mechcm's
local option herd law waa referred
90 the committee on territorial ar
fairs
Thu house adjourned until tomor-
ROW morning at 10 O'Clock.
There VAS little evidence today -
"a return Of yesterdays division Of the
house. The vote ~ tho morning ses-
sion On the Bent county bin. did not
allow ans definite lining ~ Of mcm-
beers ana there WAS nothing niso be-
fore the house during the day likely
60 cause a division
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
ARIZONA LEGISLATIVE
AnDIISIIIS RANGER FORCE

FL aso. Feb 3.-Thc Arizona ter
%ritofial council Yesterday passed the
BIN. already adopted by the house.
aboiishing the Arizona rangers II Is
said that Governor kibbey VIII veto
it. The bin is u democratic measure
ana They have sufficient strength to
pass il over his veto Tho democrats
the republicans with uslng
the rangers fof political purposes
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
The $, & w. Furniture Co.


81 L0uIs' F0b. 3-CIaron0r Y
Jones. president of the Commonwealth
Feed company and a brothor of Pa
lice Commissions George p. Jones
was shot and killed during "a quarrel
here today. Herman A. Kretsehmar.
discharged official of tho company
was arrested charged with the shoot
ing
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04


act c%oncernng public school teachcr-
act concerning public school teachers
tlhcates. Committee Oh education.
House bill No. SO. Mr.. ROBBERS. maxi
ing an appropriation Tor euaging the
streams Of New Mexico. Committee
on finance.
louise bin No. -. Sir Roberts, to
amend section J. q. 4 z , ana 10 %
chapter 80 of the laws OF 1907 reiat-
ing TO The practice OF medicine in New
Mexico. Committee on judiciary.
House bill 40. 80, ~. Upton. ~
amend section / chapter ~ Of Tho
LAWS o. 1901. Committee on judiciary. !
House bin No. SO. Mr. Upton. %
almond chapter ~ of the laws or 1907,
the road law. Committee on corpora
tons
The house passed council Joint
memorial No 4 the second statehood
memorial addressed 90 congress. by
unanimous vote and after referring
a number OF council resolutions, ad
gourned untii . o'clock this afternoon
The pas Ia the Council.
The council mot this afternoon at Ri
O'Clock with ali mombcrs present Af
Ter i hearing ah Invitation "a attend (
a reception ia the rooms 90 me His
tufical speiett, q number az petitions
were read, among them four from
quay county protesting against the
division u that COUNTY. and q petition +
from thu residents 81 chiiili, intro !
dured bN Mir. HanlrN protesting
against the proposed annexation of q
the precinct To Torrance county.
AR HHnlet. chairman OF tho audit
ing committee reported tina employees !
of the council had been paid in the =
presence of the members of the ont u
mittee, IN the regular order The rc
WAS adopted.
The following bills were intro
duced
Council bin No 4S, MI Prince, - =
amend section l582 Of the compiled Z
laws OF lssf relative 20 the quAlifi-
cations Of voters at school elections. y
Council bin No ~, MIR Speiss. au =
to amend the corporation law OF .
ia95, relative 10 right az corporations :.
to sell stock, bonds or evidences Of '
committee IN corpora
lions
Council bin No so. Mr.. navarro. RI
10 amend section 1882 Of the complied p
committee on territorial affairs. q
Council bin No 81. AIR. Mochcm. q
he proposed new banking law. pro- =
.idlng for the examination of an ter- ~
itorlal and commercial banks, com p
on banking ~
Council bill No GA MI G%alicroa. "a Y
lmfnd sections 2aia IL 261S Of the +.
laws Of 1897. creating as. u
tict attorneys districts Of Colfax ana
1nion counties. committee on iudici-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

Washington. u C.. Feb 3=presi
dent Roosevelt viii send to congress
this week q special message vetoing
the bin which provides for the tax.
Ing Of the next census. The veto viii
uphold the objections of the president
70 the thousands Of appointments be-
ing made outside the civil service.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
nin squIrcs LASTS sc,cnlccn Ronnds.

sydney, ~. $ w, Feb. Bin
Lang today defeated Bih Squires for
the heavyweight championship Of
AustraliN the contest lasted seventeen
rounds Lang was defeated by Burns
in Melbourne last september
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

Washington. Feb s-For a compa-
rativr battle efficiency of United
states ships in combined uisht and
day practice at Magdaleua hay and
Manila. aud while con- duty az Manila.
Tho hattleship vermont. now at Glib
with On, Atlantic fiaet. has
frst place
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

walk upstairs
without stopping
ON the way !
tried three differ
eut doctors aud
each told me some
thing different /
received no benefit
from auy OF them.
but seemed 60 suf
fer more The last
doctor said moth
ing would restore
my health / herun
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
TEAMS TIE IN BIKE
RACE AT KANSAS CITY

Kansas city, Feb. $40 change
IN the position " the slN-day bike
racers occurred this afternoon. and
the teams occupy the same relative
positions thrN ala at the close of last
nights racing.
The five leading teams have. up 10
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

harbor. The Mohican Will be lowed
10 the islands by the steamer I.urline
II has been necessary to enlarge the
hatchWays Of the bark to accommodate
the guns, which weigh fifty-seyon
tons each, and are forty-two feet in
length. The carriages on which They
viii De mounted were shipped some
time ago.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
The > 4 W. Furniture Co.
cooper jury Nmosl complete.

Nashville. Tenn. Feb. S-With the
fourth venire of 500 talesmcn half
.Nhausted. the trial OF Colonel Duncan
g. Cooper. Robin J Cooper and John
u sharpe. charged with IN, staying OF
prmcr SENATOR q W Carmack, was
resumed today THE tenth ana
eleventh jurors wore secured
As soon as the ,rnirp rs exhausted
Gee ease against Juror WhitWorth VIII
1t taken un-and decided
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

DIRECT FROM THE NINE no
NOJE BIN. BEST GALLUP BLOCH
COAL. $3.50 PER TON. ". II. HAHN
co. PHONE 81.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
The s, K W. Furniture Co.

OUR WORK or LAUNDERING
ON LADIES' COLLARS, SHIRT
WAISTS. SKIRTS AND DUCK
SUITS Is UNSURPASSED. I'M
PEIilNL LAUNDRY, BACK on
POSTOEEICE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

AMERICAN BLOCK. $3.50 PER
TON. THE BEST COAL AT THE
LOWEST PRICE. W. II. HAHN co
PHONE 81.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

The S. K W. Furniture Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04
Call Aztec Co
Phone Isl for
American Block
Lump Coal $3.50
or Nut Coal $4.25

ORR POLICY Is QUICK SALES
AND SMALL PROFITS. LET -
SHOW YOU THAT WE CAN SAVE
YOU MONEY ON YOUR GROCER
les. 4. &. PRATT a co, FL :.
SECOND.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-02-04

The s. & w. Furniture Co.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-08-31
(Wilkesboro Chronicle.)

Raleigh, n. c., Aug. 16, 1909.
Editor Chronicle, Wilkesboro, y. C.
Am sorry the "hoss'' belonging to
the editor of the Rhamkatte Rooster
broke down crossing Hungry Neck
creek, and We cannot be with you at
gathering today. I authorized Dick
Hackett to eat my share of sonkers
and bunglets and to act as judge and
inform the State whether to eat them
with a knife or to drink from a bottle.
JOSEPHUS DANIELS.
Please Frank.
We give Toe Daniels excuse in
his own handwriting" for refusing
to come up and get his share of sonk-
ers at our picnic. That it is purely
mythical is evident from its contents.
That the Rhamkatte Rooster is a
myth is absolutely established when
Joe Daniels attributes to it's editor
the real ownership Of a "hoss.' It
can be proven unanimously by ac-
clamation by every intelligent man.
woman and child in North Carolina
that no real, live, human editor ever
did or ever will own a real "hoss.'
And no real editor has ever imagined
he owned a "hOsS" since Tom C'Shan-
ter went out Of business. You remem-
Der the time Tom got 'biggity,' turn
SN lio OoNh OI SOIkOl dI1d OuiiSICIc,
went to Raleigh, and put in most of
the night in one Of the mi beer" sa-
looms; Q he kept 'brausing at the
happy until his condition went from
~"tippenny' to "usquebae, and then
he imagined he owned a "hoss'' and
started home imagining he was riding
"hOss-back;' how at this same Hungry
Neck creek, he ran into a frolic of
"WarlOcks and witches and became
so frightened at imaginary "bOgles'
that he exclaimed in shrieks. I'm hell
they'll roast me like a herrin.' And
by the way, Joe, t goblins will
get you, il you don't watch out" You
lave mingled SO long with thai myth
cal Rhamkatte that you imagine
everything else is 'spirits'' and have
to be caught in ''glasses.' Rouse up,
Brother, throw Off your nightmare
of myths and spirits,' come up and
eat a real live homemade sOnker or
bung1et with a good old tin spOon n
enjoy real life again.
If the Chronicle cannot accept the
statement of this paper it is at liberty
to call upon DR.. Dick Bolts, of Rham-
katie, a veterinarian, who will testify
that the "hOsS' is genuine and was
received by the editor of the Rooster
on subscription, and that he is treating
the "hOss." It is thought he drank
too much "SOnkerS' before starting--
Editor.l