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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
Won't Resiun.

1t was Justice Harlan, that rare old
jurist, noted for dissenting opinions in
such suceulent language, who voiced
the sentiment OF the court upon the
question of Secretary Wright's ad.
vancement. Wright will hardly be ap.
pointed chief Justice" he said, in an.
swer to Il friend Fuller is not going
to resign"
They passed to other topics, and
the friend had said good night.
You know" called Justice Harlan,
half way across the street, as if he
had forgotten it in the first instance,
Fuller and have decided that wen
let them take us off, feet foremost.
Good night. Baltimore Sun.
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siIaae Fed Cows.

The Borden milk condensaries re.
fuse milk from cattle fed silage, but
other condensaries do not follow this
rule A few boards of health" com
posed of theorists, who knows nothing
OF cows or silage either, have forbid.
den it's use from time to time; but all
of these, so far as we know, have
been compelled to reverse themselves.
There is nothing better for COW in
milk than corn silage fed with a
proper ration of heterogeneous feeds and
hay. 1t saves both high-priced grains
and hay. Silage should be fed like
some other good feeds, after milking
and not just before or while cows are
being MIXED.
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woman, and shall recommend it as
long as l live" Mrs. MAY FRY,
Lindley, Ind
One of the greatest triumphs of
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the conquering of woman's
dread enemy tumor. If you have
mysterious pains, inflammation, ulcera-
ton or displacement, don't wait for
time to confirm your fears and go
through the horrorsofa hospital opera
ton, but try Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound at once.
For thirty years Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
andherbs, has beenthestandard remedy
for female ills, and such unquestion-
able testimony as the above proves the
value of this famous remedy, and
should give confidence and hope to
every sick woman.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a cOnfiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
OLD BEAMS FOR ORGAN PIPES
Mellowed Into Condition, Wood Is
Then Perfect for Producing
Tona Effect.

Organ pipes" says well.known
builder, are made of the best white
pine and the older and better sea
soned the wood. the better the quail.
ity of tone given out by the pipe.
I'm Germany and England, when an
old public building, such as church,
town hall, or large structure of any
kind is to be taken down, there is al
ways an organ builder haunting the
place to find out of what wood the
roof and floor beams are made, and
IL he discovers that they are of white
pine, he is ready to pay almost any
reasonable price for them. provided
of course, they are in good condition,
without knots or nail holes He knows
that many Of these churches and 9th.
er buildings were erected 400 or 500
years ago. and that through 40 or so
decades, the wood had been slowly
drying and hardening until II has
reached condition which, from the
organ builders point of view, is per-
lection. Then he takes the old beams
home to his factory. covering them
in transit with tarpaulins, cuts them
into boards of the desired size and
makes his pipes with perfect conf.
dence that the organ he is building
will be a musical success.
Most of the old organs of Europe.
that is organs built from 100 to 800
years ago, have mellowness of tone
that distinguishes them from modern
instruments, and although the skill of
the toner is now lessening the diff
ference between these new pipes and
those that have been seasoned by long
use, there is still difference between
1 the old organs and the new, just as
there is between violins made now
and those Cremona instruments that
have mellowed with time.
American organ builders spend no
time looking for old beams, but they
do keep their lumber seasoning and
drying under shelter for several years
before they use 1t and then depend on
the toner to make up the difference.
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HOME, SWEET HOME.

The van man took my furniture, and
with 1t he has flown,
And now within these humble walls Is
naught to call my own,
My home is somewhere In the street.
on rolling stock at that
oh, will H. ever, ever reach my newly
rented fiat?
Four walls form not a resting place for
man to sit at ease,
An empty lceboX. gasless stove, are not
inclined to please.
When arrive at yonder fiat, OH will my
goods be there?
Or have | said n last farewell to all
packed with care?
My latchkey has been handed In, the
hall-boy has his tip;
The janitor is satisfied-he's gone to take
a nip.
Once more I look the wardrobe through
for some forgotten gown;
My earthly goods are barreled up and
jogging round the town.
Good-by, old walls! Your rental price is
higher now. they say;
The landlord raised 1t in a trice as j
moved out to-day.
1 wish you luck, as tenants go, and now
it's up to me
To chase that van-for all l know,
throughout eternity.
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Students at Oriental Universities.

1t is with something of shock that
we learn that the enrolment of the
Calcutta colleges is greater than that
of Harvard, Yale, Princeton and the
University of Chicago combined, and
that in addition to these 10000 stu
dents there are over 10000 boys mum
bered in the various high schools of
the city.
Tokyo leads the globe so over
whelmingly in this direction that we
could take the entire population of
the city of Los Angeles without reach
ing the student enrolment of THE
Japanese capital.
More than 100000 students are num-
bered in the colleges of Tokyo, and
the list represents practically every
country of the orient The most sig
nificant feature of the situation, how
ever, is not the bulk of numbers, but
the elements beloT the surface Ten
years ago there were but two Chinese
in the schools of Tokyo To-day
there are more than 5000, China,
beaten by the force of Japanese arms
and cunning, is sitting at the feet
of her conGueror in the effort to inn
bibe the secrets of her learning and
power. From Circle Magazine
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lNTOLERABLE ITCHING.
Fearful Eczema All over saby's Face
professional Treatment Failed.
A Perfect Cure by cuticurs.

when my little girl was six months
old | Doticed small red spots on her
right cheek They grew so large that
! sent for the doctor but, instead OF
helping the eruption, his ointment
seemed to make 1t worse. Then
went TO second doctor who said 1t
was eczema. He also gave me an ONT
ment which did not help either. The
disease spread all over the face and
the eyes began to swell. The itching
grew intolerable and It was terrible
sight to see. | consulted doctors for
months, but they were unable to cure
the baby paid out from $40 to $50
without relief. One evening / began
to use the Cuticura Remedies. The
next morning the baby's face was all
white instead of red continued until
the eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs.
p. Z. Gumbin. Sheldon, Ia, July 10, '08."
Potter Drug ohem. Corp, solo Props, Boston.
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dizzy spells and terrible condition OF
the kidney secretions. got so mis-
cradle l went to bed, but the doctor
did not do anything for me and no
one expected me to recover. Doans
Kidney Pills first relieved, then cured
me, and have had no kidney trouble
for seven years since"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
1t is as difficult for some people to
draw their owD conclusions as it is
for them to extract their wisdom
teeth
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01

form dovetail spaces, the same as is
made with wooden lath illustrated
elsewhere in this issue. These sheets
o. iron are put up in circular form
and cemented on the inside and out
side; then the construction is lined
with hollow brick
It's construction is simple and the
same principles that govern the ma.
king of other silos may be followed in
the construction of this silo, that is,
in regard to size, foundation. etc.
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Too Risky.

81 think from the utensils about him
that this mummy must have been an
Egyptian plumber"
1T would be interesting to bring
him back to life"
But too risky. Who's going to pay
him for his timer"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
The Amateur sherloc,k

THAT young fellow hasn't been
married so very long" remarked the
first passenger.
"He, goes to the buffet car good
deal" objected the second passenger
Yes; but he comes back to his
wife a good deal, too"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
Another Kind.

Sir" requested the young man,
etering with a suit on his arm,
i've brought these clothes for you
to press. The man next door says
you are a gem at pressing suits
We'll, the man next door is right"
replied the suit presser; only this
isn't a tailor's shop-it's a lawyers
ce!-Penny Magazine.
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Take off your coat, Herkimer,
said the boss. in kindly tones, as he
directed the electric fan little more
toward himself.
Herkimer Hoskins blushed furi-
ously.
Thank you, sir" he said, "but--er
the fact is, my wife makes my
shirts"
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Vocal Rivals.

First Stude--I never can keep my
mind on what the professor is saying
in economics lecture.
Second Stude-Why not? What's
the trouble?
First Stude- Because the fellow
who sits back of me talks in his sleep.
Yale Record.
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Mrs Parrot hear thai the newly
welded De Monks had quite catas-
trophe when they started on their
honeymoon trip?
Mrs. Pelican-Yes, the wedding
train was derailed. Old Jumbo saw
them off and playfully threw one of
his old shoes.
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q F7zE7=E eE==ssS%STHT
| GZlAs5nl !. :EEEs;Is
The Human Test.

Lady in touring car .beckons to
pedestrian will you kindly do me a
small favor, sir?"
Certainly, madam"
Then please stand out in the mid
die of the highway and let me see
how quickly ! can stop my car with
out hitting you. I'm afraid this brake
Is out of order"
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Awful.

The couple were of the color of the
ace of spades.
you charge your husband with
having struck you repeatedly with his
fists?" asked the judge of the woman.
Yes, your honor" she answered.
Six months" shouted the idge.
These black-hand outrages have got
to ease!"-Lippincott
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He Was Wise.

Yes" said Phamliman, my dausn.
ter is to be married next month so
Count Brokaw."
"Ah." remarked the friend, "eve. =
things settled, eh?"
mo, Stree! You don't catch me
paying in advance"
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Cruelty to Animals.

Uncle Eph reading newspapers
By gum! They must be queer people
down in New York.
Aunt Huldah-W Why, pa?
Uncle Eph--It says here that they
have just put a feller in Jail for wa
tering his stock!
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Not Quite Sure.

''Mr. Hankinson," said the mother
of the young woman to the youth
whom she suspected of an ambition to
become a member of the family, shave
you ever been baptized?"
Once, | think" he answered hest
tatingly.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01

the kidneys are SICK
and cannot keep up
their never-ending
task of fltering the
blood. Lame back,
b a C k a C h e dizzy
spells and urinary
disorders are warn
ings that must not
be overlooked. A.
G. Smith, 405 +.
Mills ST., Liberty,
Mo-, says: Il was
racked with pain.
stiff and lame, had
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
oh. You Kidl

Even when a child is feeding from
the bottle" remarked the Observer of
Events and Things, 'he shows his
prediction for something more sub
stantial by trying to get his toes in his
mouth. Yonkers Statesman.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
FEEDING Corn.

BY feeding the grasses and corn
plant literally with heterogeneous ma
nure the protein content Of these
orops an De Increased to a limited
derr,e This statement is based OF
fully conducted experiment.
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Wronq DIAGNOSIS.

Doc, I'm all run down. What's the
matter with me?"
You need exercise in the open air"
Gee whiz! And the reason In.
knocked out is that I've been trying
for a week to teach my wife to ruin
the automobile,"
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Out of His Line.

Good morning, sir" says the lady
entering the studio of the famous por-
trait painter. 81 wish to engage you
to paint my portrait"
Il shall be delighted, madam"
81 wanted it painted with my new
hat on
Pardon me, madam, but ] am not
a landscape artist Life.
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Love.

Howard-And how did the plain
Widow Perkins capture the fastidious
Mawker?
Coward-Oh, took him out in her
car and showed him few hundreu of
her building lots
Howard-Ah! see. A case of love
at first site.-Harper's Weekly.
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The Consultation.

First Doctor This is a most mys.
terious case can't make anything
out Of It.
Second Doctor-Hasnt the patient
any noney?-Puck.
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With the Times.

Tar-On my last voyage I saw
waves 100 feet high!
Spar-I've been sailor 40\ year,
and never seen 'em over 40
Tar-P'raps not! But everything is
higher now than it used to be, mate!
Penny Magazine.
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The VersatlIe GroMl.

What's that dog doing, ma?'
"He is getting his dinner Jimmie"
What makes him growl that way?"
'He Is enjoying his dinner"
Huh! he's different from pa, isn't
le?'-Judge.
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SILo FOR DAIRY FARM USE.
Ferroinclave Pettern Is Simple Of
Construction and Involves
Principles in Others.

There was recently brought to our
attention new style of silo called the
Ferroinclave says Hoards Dairy
man 1t is made of iron and cement
and lined with hollow brick. The
sheets of iron are so prssed as to
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
Some plnerenoe-

Howell How did you come to sell
your automobile
Powell-An automobile hasn't any
horse sense. Did you ever know .
horse to stop on the way home and
refuse to bulge because his stomach
vas empty?-Judge,
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d CyoO tuulOI VI
four years growth,
which three of the
best physicians de-
clared / had. They
said that only an
operation could
help me. [ am very
gladthatIfollowed
a friends advice
and took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound,
for it has made me
a cfropn and xva11
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Seek prevention Of Consumption.

seek PTeVentIoh OF CoHsuhptIUH.
The municipal authorities of Berlin
have decided TO introduce another
berculosis. Heretofore, municipal eff.
fort has been confined to the mainten.
ance of one or two homes for durable
consumptives, but it is recognized
that, useful as this is, it alone can.
not cope with this disease. They have
resolved, therefore, to devote more at
tention to preventive measures
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The Date Not Set

When are you going to your sum
mer cottage?"
Just as soon as it is warm
enough for company to come to visit
us and for father to sleep on the
floor"
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lmnortant to Mothera.
Mot NoticeahIe.

Little Nose Lamblack-De teacheh
done sent me home, nanny, cause
you didn't wash nah face.
Mrs. hanback, (angrily) You fool
chile, what 70 you done tole her l
didn't?-Iliustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
Ask Your Druggist for Aliens Foot-Ease

at tried ALIENS FOOT EASE recent
ly, and have just bought another supply.
II has cured my corns, and the hot, burn
ing and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbeaTable, and l would not
be without II now.-Mrs. w. j. Walker,
Camden. NJ j." Sold by all Druggists, &c.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01

Little children are suffering every day
in the year with sprains, bruises, cuts,
bumps and burns. Tiamlins Wizard Oil
day in the year, the world over.
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or course every style of silo has its
own peculiar problems to be worked
out, but the vital principles in all are
the same.
The accompanying Illustrations
show a completed Ferroinclave silo
and one in the course of construction.
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ASPRECiATiVE.

Miss Flip-I wouldn't marry the best
man on earth.
Mr.. Batch-The resolution does you
credit. The best man on earth de-
serves a better fate than being mar
ried.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
The Hip-Hurrahs.

"The new gowns the women wear
reduce their hips"
Eyes, and the prices we men have
to pay for them reduce our hurrahs."
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NoncommittaI.

II wonder what kind of a dress Jen-
ME is going to wear to that al fres-
CO party?'
why don't you ask herr"
81 did and am as wise now as
was before. She said she was going
to wear a lawn dress"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
The Motive.

Little Wlfe-Granddad, what makes
a man always give woman dia'
mond engagement ring?
Grandfather-Th Tie woman.
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Fate.

a dreamer dreamed a dream and died
And the world forgot his name:
A toiler made that dream come true
And won everlasting fame.
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At the Ball.

Irate PARENT won't stand for your
dancing with that young Bings,
Pert Daughter-All right pa. Wen
sit II out
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a Wonder

The moths a creature passing queer,
lie eats without a question
Most everything that he comes near;
And moor has indigestion!
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01
Profitable Work.

What's Jim doing nowadays,
Billy"
Mostly easy marks"
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Fashion Note.

with curls and puffs she labors long
To make her head look right,
And then she dons monster hat
And puts II out of sight.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-07-01

man may not be able TO find his
wife's pocket, but she always knows
where his is located
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Cows in United states.

The number Of cows MIXED daily n
the United States IS estimated at
q 600. 600
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TUMOR OF
FO(JRYEARS
GROWTH
Removed by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Lindley, Ind. Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound removed
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WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES
II is a Warning That the Kidneys Are
Sick and Need Help.

A bad back makes every day a dull
round of pain and misery. It's a sign
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The ancient watch dog is a member
of the Old guard.
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Mrs. Wiuslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teetbing, softens the gurus, reduces in
nammation, aays pain, cures wind collie 25c botte
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Married life does not amount to
much until it reaches pa.
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PERRY nAyIs, pAINKIIIER

Summer complaint bowel trouble. cramps have no
terrors In she household hero this epcndube med
icne kept on hand. 25c, S5c and Soc bottles
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-04-18

La sopa y el cocido pasaron sin
novedad en- SUI importante salud;
y como no habiamos de conner prin-
cipio, hubo quien Sc metio entire
pecho y espalda hasta I'm Htro de
caldo empedrado de garbanzos, no
de FuentesaGco, pero 81 de Fuente
Berroquefa. Tan duros eran!
Por fin hizo su entrada triumfal
Ell plato del dia: iel conejo!
iAun Sc me pone la carne de GALL
ma al recordar 10 que sucedi6! I'm
escalofrio general circul6 por la me-
sa. Nos dimos con el codo unos Y
otros, y simultaneamente, como mo-
vidos por m resorte, volvimos todos
a un tempo los platos boca abajo,
acostumbrada manera de decir que
no nos gusta Ia comida.
-6Qu6 es eso?-pregunt6 Ell Dircc-
tor que presidia Ia mesa.-INo les
gusta a ustedes el conejo estofa1o?
lUn plato tan rico. lPues 81 10 han
comido infinidad de veces!
-lYo TO quiero conejo!-dijo unc
con maliciosa sonrisa.
mi yo!
Y Gporque?-grit6 encolerizado
ell Director.-Aqui hay cato encorra.
! do.
-lPrecisamente por eso!-exclamt
viendo flaquear a alglnos de mi:
Ecompaneros.
-JQue es ESQ? jSe viene usted cor
bromas? NADIA de ambiguedades
liable usted, que parece que es el je
| fe de este movimiento.
, -iSenor DirectorLdije en- tone
medic solemne, medic encogido.-
Aquf hay cato cncerrado; pero don
de esta encerrado es en- Ia cazueia.
Y senal6 Ia que contenia el concjo
-iEso es taiso!~dijo cl Director.
/ Tie atreverias a decirlo delante de
cocinero?
81, senior -contest6 medic lloran
do.
Vino el cocinero tr6mulo de Co
raie. Sus ojos despedian llamarada.
de ira.
-lQuien ha dicho-grit6 que est
conejo es cato?
-Yo que 10 he visto a listed ma
tar al pobre Minino con el cuchilll
de la cocina.
-iMientes, malvado! -rugi6 c
cocinerO.
-Si, sehor V la pieI la ha escon
dido en- el patiil. 5Verdad, compa
} heros?
isl, sf-diieron algunos con ciert
} tenor.
l -Mienten,-grit6 el cocinero.
} -lNo, no!
-iSiiencio ! exclam6 el Directo
p Todos callam0s.
-sInsiste us,ed-prosigui6 el D
] rector, dirigtndose a mi.-en que
el cocinero ha matado el cato?
ST, sehOr.
-Mienten. digo.
q Gale usted. Como sabe uste
= ESQ?
e -Por que lo he visto matar.
Que ni1o nas maivado.
Que masya. 10 e. usted.- vOciiel
D que quiere 4arnos cato por iiebr
D. 81 no estUuese de.aute q Dire.
P tor le tiraba esta cacerola.
ESQ 10 ve..amOs.
p -;Si.encio.
-Sedor Director, yC le iuro p,
a Dios que 10 que dice este muchsch
b e mentira-
-Miente Usied=Erite-