The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-13

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~ But what" asked Mrs Lathrop in whose
4 Y kitchen Susan had set the basket down and in
self down '(''''s "''
Let it squawk," Susan repeated guess its made
trouble enough for others that may ali conscience
feel to little while without troubln myself look
upon it that was very kind to take anyhow not hav
ing idea how it'll agree with the chickens when it
to catin with ME when it comes TO ea,in IT,
ior you know as / never cared for en-, Mrs Lathrop
but still friend friend. and in Mrs Macys state
tonight the least her friends could do for Granma
Mullins 10 stay with her an for TO take the duck
Cranma Mullins wlin to up with under the
weather neighbor, but she SAID she could not take
will IN confidence remark, Mrs. Lathrop, you only
need TO be i'll the room with that duck sec as the
Prodga Son was fully an freely whipped in comparison
TO tho way as he's been dealt with
81 really protested Mrs Iathrop
"Wcl, din know, but it will be savin o breath in
the end said Miss Ccgg and hercupon arose laid hold
of the squawking basket bore it into the next room
and coming out shut the connecting door firmly behind
Where under tho began Mrs Latfrop
It's really quite long story" returned her friend;
"but | come in Just to tell you anyhow. It's Mrs.
tcrday mornin, an it's story o trials an Will say
this for Mrs, Macy, trials right along after
another never hear of an to see her stn there
her carpet slippers, with capsicum plaster her
back, an Granma Mullins maxim her tea every minute
she amt maxim her toast is enough TO make anyone
is as soft an cnder-hcarted as am take any duck,
whether its spoiled not An so / took it
Well, u exclaimed Mrs Latlrop.
You think not now, said Susan, but you soon will
TO tell you, an I'm gon' to begin right off It's a long
stop, an as'll take time to tell but you know
an you know as always make time to tell you every
thin, you rely gcttn the whole hide an hair
o this-an you'll get 1t fresh from the spout, too, for
I'm Just fresh from Mrs. Macy an Mrs Macys fresh
from her trials that they still holdn the plaster
10 her when left"
But" cxpostulatcd the listener
"Wcll. now, this is how If was" said Miss Clegg;
"an II bcgin way back IN the begnnin, you'll have
it all straight for its very nccdful to have straight
understand Just why she is nigh to half mad
For Mrs Macy isn't one as gets mad easy, an so it's
we'll for us as has got live in the same town with her
TO well and clearly learn Just how much 1t takes TO
her up
Seems, Mrs Lathrop. yesterday mornn' Mrs.
Macy set out to go to town to buy her some shoes
Seems as she was gon' to take lunch with Busby
Bells cousin Luther Stotts wife, she met at the
Lupcys in Meadvie, cause they only live thrcequar-
an Mrs Stott told Mrs Lupcy any time she or her
relations got tired shoppin she'd be nothn but happy
have cm drop her to rest cause she kept girl
and her husbands sister, too company wasn't never
10 work Well Mrs. Macy looked up the address an
made up her mind go there TO lunch an she wrote
the address side o the paper an her shoes the
other for she says they're new kind OF shoes as IS war
1aned to pinch you in the back of every newspaper
an you know what Mrs Macy is on ben punched
why she says she give belts an took to carpet slippers
Just for the very as she could not stand BEN
pnched noioleyc
Seems as the shoes was Kuosis shoes, an Mrs Macy
saws how anyone could remember en- off of paper she
can't sec anyhow, an Luther Stotts wife lives 2Io4
Eleventh Ave s. w, an that was important too, for
Eleventh
eight Eleventh Streets; seems as the new part o the
CITY laid out that way to make it simple to them
knows where they live anyhow,
well Mrs Macy says she put her bonnet as
happy as anyone looks to be afore they know they're
gon be the first to have new invention tried ON en-
She says she was great on new inventions. for
she's lived under lghtnn rod Tor nigh on to torty
years an anywhere nigh to be struck once
vet but she says she has now learned TO her sorrow
bcn fooled by shtnn ROD man oIg @ ye3Ts f ago So
saws she'll lose her guess If this fooln don't last fu
long as the lightnn' rod and make her wear her fet
slippers all the forty years, too
Well she says the miniser-an she says
after that donation party m him out with new shirts
last week she looked to be spared any further nicon
for one while She says the idea the congregation IS
expected shirt the minister IS surely most new TO her
but She says she to the fore an was one TO hep
make him tho six when she see as was e%pGcea TO %
when she hcn,ncd the tail the last as she'd seen
the last O him for good brcathIn spell
But no, Mrs Lathrop seems IT wasn't 10 be- an SO
rnornin' for she wasn't morcn fairly on her way 10
town when she square up to him on the bridge an
as result was just time to be the st ior nm TO ry
his new memory system on an she told Granma Mullins
an me with tears her eyes an her felt slippers sol
cmny crossed on top enen oteF as n se 5ncs J Of al
things for she says-an certainly felt to agree MIS-
Lathop-as if there's anything on the VIDE eaItn as you
don't apply memory system TO II your SnoeS'
for shoes is somcthin as nobody wants 10 rcnenber-
shoes is things as is happiest forgot
We'll Mrs Latrrop, seems this new memory Sys-
ten % the minister's is thing as he got oilt OF SUNDAY
School roagsz;ne for workn' out puzzle. Seems you
guess big cities till their capital letters spell Memory
an then YOU send the answers an dollar LOT postage
an nacl;n an then they send you the memory system
complete in one book for nothin at all Or you can put
in two-cen stamp an not guess nothin but the MN,
istcr guessed cause he felt as IN MS eirSu'sAice W
hadn't ought 10 waste even two cents! Seems as they
had most awful lime afore they found YG,%9' Is.x1 b5%c %c
the Y an for while they was most araio 'ne' Us, @
an sent en- ali of. an the book back with IN
junction forhddn' it to he lent stamped on cyeIy page
Il .f,, hefpr rs,
istrr sat IN most o tho night commemorative the neer
an then Mrs Macy he Just got It mt INTO nm nm N ~ 'C bC
for Fate 10 let him 90 an be flung at her rght OIL e
br;dgc cb sa,s si,c wasn't 10 more mstrustn trouble
than anyone docs when they meet Loose rinisteT an
she says she can't well see how any woman ] =,
man across bridge can be blamed for not knowi" IL