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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24
IMPORTANT SALE OF REAL ESTATE
and Personal Property. There will be Offer

IMPORTANT SALE OF REAL ESTATE
and Personal Property.-There will be offer
west of Seelyville on TUESDAY, MARCH
goth, 1909 commencing at 10 o'clock, A.. NJ,
Clover Hill Farm, well known as the Whit
ney. place, consisting of 160 acres of land, up
ON which is a two story concrete dwelling,
three barns, large chicken house, granary.
wagon shed and icehouse, large orchard OF
grated fruit and small fruits, and good spring
water in the house. Also at auction, at the
same time: four horses. one driving horse
four years old, 18 cows 2 two-year olds,
two-year old bull, two yearling bulls, year
ling heifers, 4 pigs, 50 chickens, 3 geese, sets
heavy harness, 2 sets light harness, light
double harness, 4-horse covered BUS, top
buggies, open buggy, two heavy farm wagons,
pair heavy bob sleds, pair light bobs, truck
wagon, milk wagon, jumper sleigh, wagon
boxes, 70 cords of wood, quantity OF hay, oat
straw and rye straw, 70 bushels rutabagas,
threshing machine and power. tanning mill.
corn shelter, sulky plow, 3 cultivators, a
80 foot ensilage elevator, two dog powers,
2horse power rakes, 2hay riggings, horse hay
fork, hay fork carrier, ropes and pulleys, z
moving machines and 3 harroWS and num-
erous other articles.
TERMS The farm and all Of the stock
and other personal property If sold together,
will be at such price and terms as may be
agreed upon but If the personal property is
sold by the piece, all sums under $40 will be
payable in cash all sums of $40 and over,
credit for ten months on judgment notes
with approved security. eo>r
Fortenia. March 10, 1909. 23t3ei
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

Our contract with HUMAN
LIFE COMPANY expires on March
25, 1909-consequently if you
wish to avail yourself of the op-
portunity of getting this maga-
zine free by subscribing for the
THE CITIZEN, do so quickly.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

FARM of 1872 acres for sale. Good house, a
barn that will accommodate 40 cows, 5horses
and 100. tons of hay; Farm well watered.
200 chickens. Large silo No better farm in
Wayne county. Situated One-half mile from
village. Inquire at THE CITIZEN office.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

HELP WANTED.-All kinds-now. Ad-
ACKNOWLEDGMENT Bureau, 10 Clements ST.,
Liberty, N. Y. lott
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

FOR SALE.-A house and lot, 1874 West
street, Honesdale. 16 rooms, with all con-
Veniences, Desirable for boarding house,
or two families. Inquire on the premises Of
Mrs. E. G. Secor, or OF her attorney, A. T..
Searle. 20tf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

FOR SALE-Ray house. on East Extension
street. Large lot with sixty feet front. NJ. E..
Simons. 3Seoitf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

SCHOOL TEACHERS-Ify you have few
hours each day that you can spare from your
work we will show you how to increaee you
earnings. Drawer HoneSdale Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

FOR SALE.-One lot on Church street
20 100 feet. Price $500. H. z. Russell or
Homer Greene. 20eitf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

NOW is the time for lady OF gent to get
your pictures taken in your spring outfit
when you look your best. and the best place
for the best work is Ridgeway's Studio.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

5000 REWARD.-You can make even more
than this on your goods by getting me to do
your selling. Write for date. A. o. Blake,
luctioneer BETHANY
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

OUR odorless Lawn Dressing delivered to
you at 3 cts, per pound. MURRAY co.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

TO MAKE THE GRASS GREEN use our
Eawn Dressing on your lawn. Price Z cts
per pound. MURRAY co. 22t4
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

CLOSING OUT.-Rare chance for bargains
at Geo. B. Kimble's. store; Selling out his
PSoaS not q lose hs
Everything at reduced prices. 22tf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

WANTED.-A competent girl to do house
work, Mrs. NJ II. Tracy. l4O7 Main street.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

LAWN FERTILIZER, Wizard Brand pull
verized Cattle Manure is the best. cents
per pound, $l.50 per hundred pounds Order
at once at Maple City Greenhouses. 34t6
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24
CENT A WORD COLUMN


FOR RENT. store next to Ridgeway's
store. A good chance for good merchant
20 continue the business or to start any other
good business. Possession given April 1st
Enquire at Studio. 24t2
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.-1OO acre
farm, 20 Oacres timber good buildings. Inquire
Of Sternbauer, Hawley. Pa. 24t1
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

THOSE pictures you want framed to hang
up this spring after cleaning house, bring
them now. have moulding cheap or dear,
TO frame any kind at Ridgeway's Studio
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

JUST received large line OF Easter Sou
Venir post cards and other styles at Ridge
ways Studio. 24t2
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-03-24

FOR SALE-The 'Buss' Baggage and Mail
Business managed for the past forty years by
q. III. Whitney, owing to illness will be sold
absolutely to the right party. Possession
given at once. 24H
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06

en- uiripiaig Gambling bar life efter
2open itraibar, lagoe ban til. San
enSte fin Soriparstale meo at trent
bepe oct SaftumL at oct alorig bar
Bit bepiit, at Satau bapoe glort
8aat bperfen meo en- Saue eaer mo-
get anbet 9pr. Men anflage'aopo'
faten gap til Soar, at ben Snoe UNI
Sertioen fog 9oIig | 9pr, iom Sil'
fploet meo De isbilfe Soin, Der
iprang no / Sisen % brrrfneoe 'ig,
Hart nof bepiier. Same og Sune9g
blep bemt til 9aalet.
@anIfe mprfp9rbige Ell ogiaa De
Hetsiager, Tom / 1445 og 1887 ct.
Sultan bIep anIagt moo ct SlagS
Sniefter, Der soeIagbe @ingaaroene
runot ON / Den Gel al Sronfrige.
Der blep at rette pebfommenoe no
nrpnt I~opofater baabe for Srue'
aplerne oe Suiefterne. Nt9rfellg
not msbte life Sniefterne for &etten,
men rsmte fra 2anoct. Se blen ct
bpert Ssalb borte, beretter Siitorien.
Soaen moo Dem bleo herfsr opbG'
bet.
Settle bar | t445. Wen / last
penote bisie Sniefter tilbage % bleo
pprre END uogeniinoe. Ser bleo
iaien anlaet Sas MOB Dem. On en-
Sio fom set til 8orlig menem Stn'
aplerue oa Sniefterne, Der tit pisie
Strsa at DO / % brine iii Soel9ggel'
iesperf, iem be pilbe. Sporoan Oct
ieuere sif pioes life.
Tisie rare Retsiaaer, fom Der er
nppnt, er f~ranite. Wen bet bar life
behre I anbre 2anbe beIer. Sg oct
er life pRrSt, pi miller baanlist oper
Sisie Somme, iom Der er nGnnt. On
400 a 500 gar oil mango al De
RetSiaeer, iom bar pGret eaer er
cppe MI / gespnheIien Of oct tpoenoe
garbunbreSe. ie uofiaa mGrtelige
no. Ian bill tanife imile Jig fise
at | Dor Sio bar Der itrensere Strnf
for en- aommetpu enb for en- Mor'
ser, 90 of fioinapnte bar lise ian
iiffer paa at eaa iri iom isrlmGonte
paa at BIZ bcmt % itrafisi. @erser
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06
s Den gooe gamIe 1io.

s en- tpFt @bis I9ies feIgenSe
Seremiaber oper SieneItepigerne,
~ffreoet al en- Sreit / oct Serrens aar
1864:
Get err forfarSeIist, bborban Sic
nerre opfsrer fig MI for Eiben moo
/ ben eobe samIe EiO".
Snaffer man til Dem, faar man
enten life noget Soar, eaer oe Ter
en- nGieOiit og fornateIigt i ems to
Zinc, ieIp ON Der er fremme6e til.
iteoe. Sngen cling fan man betro
Dem. Sor Sc 9e9lerne, iaa itigIer
be, % / fin Siertens SubIfnb ifal Be
itiffe fine Singre / ollie aruffer 90
Gotter os image paa SpItetei og sgg
% Smsr % aager. 90 fin Sin ifaI
man life pere iiffer paa. Sc nipper
al ben og ipIoer gaub iItebet.
SIere SnmiIier foretrpffer at no.
rette Sltiets arbeIoe Ielp moo al lace
iig fuionere al fine Sienere. Sor al
fipnSe paa Dem eoar heller life an,
ga faar man SSar. iaa man buffer
oct / lalse SiSer. 90 iaa saor Seres
greSe no oper Dc uifplbige Barn,
iom DC misbanhIer paa ale RaaSer.
afia. get er ct Entertainments,
&c fsrer pore Sienere rittiIoags. "a
par set onberIeoes ! "Se CODE samIe
Gage.
Sore SfaSe, at man life oaiaa bar
SptegneIier fra ben Sio. De piIoe
pere at iamme Sort.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06

Sranfrise falbt 80 Gsbsoomnte oper
0pr. 9e frantic 9ommere bapbe ct
9ibeIfteb / Woielonen at itstte iig til.
Set Ipoer Zig: "Sm en- Ore itan.
ger en- Manb eIler auinbe, at De DOR,
GA ffal Sren pisielieen itenes, og
bens aipo ffaI life 9oes.~
Get benSte I 1914, at en- Ore
brso fig no at en- S~nbbeguing uGr
Noiip / Ballots o. brebte en- Ranb.
Srens giermanb, Sertugen al Sal
ois, beiaIte, at man ffulbe fange
Srcn os faa ben bsmt for @oro.
9ette bIep eiort. SoIf, iom bapoe
Jet Sren Srp6e Wauben, blep ino'
itepnet iom gibner | Saaen. Cont
meren osmte Sren at meb 2ioet og
bcitemte, OF Sen ifiilbe mite 2ipet peo
anGIning. SiSen. ifuloe ben bent
gcs op / ct fort Gre os meb Sopeoet
neoa6, boao ogiaa blep giort.
3 SaIaiie bIep / 1886 en- Burfe
bsmt iii 9sSen for at bape foroar'
iaeet ct Barns 800. os / Gilion blep
ire aar ienere en- Seit osmt til at
mite 9ipet. forbi ben bapbe Sr9bt en-
Ran6. Senere ieien, I 1857 blep
en- 9urfe meS ier Smaagriie bragt
for Tetten / 9anergni for at babe
brebt ps oeIpis forteret ct Barn.
gurfen bIep 6sntt til DOZEN, mems
be Ter imaa Srisuuaer blep friflenot.
Tetten ianSt, at be bar for irrae I'll
at bare noget anipar, % Oct blep
life bepiit, at Be bapbe pPret meo paa
bperfen at orebe eDer Roe op napnte
Barn.
en- of be forumberIisite Retgia'
ger, man bar bapt idp ! 6ranfrige,
mgif Ell aIminbelig Same. Der bleu
bragt for Ictten | gaiel anflaget for
at babe Iaet ct sge. Wan bapSe
iaanen oct omtaIte Saneag meo !
9etteni auflaae-aopofaten trent
boIbt meS flor Stprfe. at ct Saneeg
for en- SroISmanS eler Srolofstnne
par af opermaaoe flor G9roi. San
bpIot frem, at Satan loo Serer no
riige "9aieIiTfer" at Hise see 90 en-
SaieIiif fan gisre Menneifens Born
ipGrt mpe omit, ia ban. Men Sanen
bIep ioriparet mee flor Gpgtiebee al
lin gboofat. Der nnhtrlisps cir no
iira. at Oct par bepiit, at Sanes
bapoe Iaet cmtalte zee, os at Der
funoe ~uSruses gaielifer. ct Siass
Slanse meo Singer 90 f9lt anligt,
al ilise Saneas. ON en- Ser ut lig9e
paa Dem. Get bar bog lite bepilt,
at Sancn bapoc iaat fit seg ! 'iosen
ono. ftrafbar Seniiet, og hssueen or
oct en- uiripinis Gambling at l9sge
EGG, meute Sanens 6oriparer. Sg
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06

SorboD ganffe orieItg sttn. Men
bermeb iputes oct ogiaa at ffuGe for.
hIioe, tbt en- ottenSe Srier ina life no
til at billie tnofnbe iig. @gnens I'm.
&c RGno bIer berfor life iaa Tibet
~onerraifet, ba De en- paffer Dag fit
bibe, at BEN ebige 9rlib MI tiIiioIt
ifuI6e boIbe grpulrp aIigeoel. Sen
~lpffelise llbbalete onr en- Ratrps,
iom bonoe paret tiIiiss t ire sar og
mi benbte biem for at fore fin Sor.
Iopebe til Qlteret.
Se TO baoSe beret eniee I Here
2lar, og oen ebige gruo bapSe f1n
lat fine ipo offtcieqe SorlopeIier
iicene for paa benne praftiife RaaSe
at iantle en- Iiben Weogtft og bermeb
berebe ben ptrfeIiae grubgom en- be.
bagelig Soerraifelie.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06
paa anSen Klasie.
lsIutn. ira iprrioe 7irsSaas 80.

ANAaMaNAaaAueN NAesaAAaAaNANnAANA3SNNANNNA3 4
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06
Den eptse Sruo.

s SiItriftet Toint-P&bbe | gre.
tagne berIfer en- b~eipnberIig gift.
glan6t 8efoIfniugen eriiterer trent
oeles en- gammeI Spertro ON, at intel
sggtelfdb bliper lpffeligt, oeriom
9%rubgommen life poa Sorbaano ionl
ct SIags aalttiou beponerer hos
gruoen Ell bis Gum, Der parierer fro
so til 500 Srcs. Gengene uobetd'
les iii 9rIben paa SorIooeliesoageI1.
@aar SorIooeIieu ieuere operitpr %
SruSen err SfpIo beri, foar Sruo'
gommen fine genge tilbage. Ren
bpis oenre Ielo er beu ifploige, milter
6au YengefummeI, og gruoen be-
bolSer Den iaa at iige iom en- SfaSss'
eritatnins, forSi Der life bIep noget
al @iitermaalet.
SterEteoeIen al 9eiolfningen er
piitnof beiielet at ben faite Gro, at
benne beipnoerIige SnSretning BIZ
brager til at itsnme 9pffers @uo'
iuoe milbt moo DC unee sggtefolf,
men ser fnSes bog ogiaa Dem, ION
bar peret Ifarsipute nof til at OPP
baae Sen praftiife SIDE al benue
eamIe benise Gift.
Sil bisie iioite bsrte ~fifferIis en-
mig gise fra 8ointPslbbe, iom
Here gar % nteS goo @runb gift I'M
ser 0apnct ben epise gruS". Sun
baoSe ibetbeIe peret iorIooet life
minSre END ipp @ange, og boer
@ara par set Iptfeoes keroe Tor
grpa,pet at iuSsipe oeu anSen Bart
en- iaa uoperpinbeIis Ristro til Den
o~atelfabelise 2pffe. at De ole Jpn
iriuilis bapSe truftct zig tiIbass oa
beaer IaSt fine Senge / Stiffen enS
at traSe irem for aIteret meo Den
eeise 9rito.
9isie ipp SorIopeIier bapSe inS'
brast ben urse gige en- ior bcnSes
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06
Oa oyr oomtes.
Gm Sane paa Saalet.

Set blir perre % pprre | oenne
Gerbeu, % berfor falbes Den Ser.
BEN. Get bar en- ioare guofrpgtia
uorif 8raabonoe, iom en- Sang no
tatte bisie Orb. Wen ri er ba life
Iauaer cunlme nof til at oomfaIbe
oa benrette Spr eller brinse paa
@oaIet Saner, iom MOB Eaturens
Sroen IGeeer see buao Saner |
forSums Gage frnoe aisre, ON life
Si'torierne Serpm lpper!
FRA War 1920 til 1741 blep Der !
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06

l. i.S no! tsns, tpsasess assn sarrss. .seD.n mse Dc sSe
eieneten. eqa tom aapsn o. iagbs: .eiax Ben. bar 6u ncsst
tmop, eti1 tehsr MIG ttp III Drcbh ~ BIG tuptoen NIB at Vr
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06

Spmmrrrn iii Sauseu): "9e bar
bert Sommen. Se ifal bGnges. Oct
baaber reg oil hiue en- alpor.iJ SD.
oariel for Sem!"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1909-04-06

blir life "berre og berre", beler
life &etspeinet.
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10
THE BRESLoW

On The Beach. Biloxi, Miss.
Situate at the foot Of Lameuse street
fronting the Beach. Central and con-
venient location.
Broad sRAded vera ldas fronting the
gulf spacioss halB Large rooms,
handsomely furMS5d. Electric lights.
Sanitary plumbing Hot and cold
baths free. Excellent Cuisine. Rea-
sonable Rates to All.
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10
PREVENTS BALDNESS.

Your money back for the mere asking if
Rexall "o3" Hair Tonic does fot make
the scalp clean and healthy, burish the
hair roots, cure dandruf, ,kn4stimulate a
new growth of hair. = Pax to test at
our risk. Two sizes, soc. aid SI.oo.
The Owl Drug Store, 113 Front st.
The ReXal Store
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10

away their white paper. 1t is all the
more expensive when it is printed
We cannot carry yuo Indefinitely. We
must have the money. Pay the car
rier and that will make him serve you
better.
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10
NEY YORK STUDIO.

is noted for fine photographs, good
postal cardA and flee penny pictures
and Kodak NSrt tne best
No. 2t1 Pine STINT Casino Theatre.
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10

The News is anxiors to know that
tbe paper Is delivered to all subscrih-
ers II you fail TO get yours, please
notify the office.
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10
PAY YOUR SUBSCRIPTION.

News has in a HURRY UP
subscriptions. The paper
absolutely refuse to give
The Hattiesburg news., 1909-08-10

DON'T BLOCK THE WAY!
MOVE AsFAsT As THE PR0CEs.
SION-OR MOVE our. TAKE THE
PACE OF THE COMPANY YOU
ARE IN q r MAN E WAY FORTHE
MAN BEEt IND.
DON'T sTAND III THE WAY OF
NEW IDEAS. 1ON'T PAUSE IN
THE PATROF BITTER SYSTEMS.
DON'T sEATLE DOWN ON THE
LADDER OF SUCCESS. DON'T
BE A BARNAC4E ON THE SHIP
OF BUsINEssV
CHANGE MEANS PROGRESS.
PROGRESS MEANS ADVANCE
MENT.
ADVANCEMENT MEANS MOVE
MENT. MOVE!
DON'T BLOCK THE WAY!
JOIN THE HATTIESBURG COM
MERCIAL CLUB AND HELP DE-
VELOPE HATTIE SBU RG AND
SOUTH MISSISSIPPI.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
HAPPY VALLEY.

flame Wilson was vissiter to the Go. seat last week and had quite a joyous time. The next day after flame come home he went cut in the morning 10 feed his horse and was surprised con siderable to find a fish cart in his stable and strange horse flame thinks fine feller that's got his rig must have been under the inflooence of flicker to take his old turnout, but callSilates he got the best of the shuttle after all.
 Miss Mary Ann Green, the Belle of Happy Valley, is wearing big round hat as big as barrel wich her aunt is the city sent to her last week, When she attended church last Sunday with Rufe Sproul, she kept turning to see if enny- buddy was looking at it and neerly sawed Rufe's neck of before Rev. Moore got through with his sermon. After service .Rufe and Mary Ann had some words and she went home alone mad as iiaddock.
 k Lem RawIins is visiting his folks here and will probably stay all winter. Lem generally shows tip here every winter and starts out every spring to work in some city place as he says the doctors tell him he would be apt to sprain his- self if he attempted to do heavy work on inc farm. Lem says 1t seems good to qit back home after travelling so much on trains and gitting hot cinders down his neck and his throat full of dust be- sides getting his meals regular.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
Phebe and MGhItable on the
 0uts

Phebe IIilderhrand, our popular dress maker, who makes skirts and basques for all the fashionable society ladies of Bingville, is on the outs with Miss Me hitable Whittacre, who hired Phebe to make a basque fog her Mehitable puT- chased the goods at Hen Weathefsby's store, which consisted of plaid pattern. and took it to Phebe who measured Mehitable and cut out the goods. and when the basque was finished MehitsbIe went and tried it on, but it was so tight that she couldn't breathe in it. It seems that when Miss Mchitable was measured she had laced up her corsets so that she was in terrible agony, but when the basque was done she had let her corsets out because she couldn't stand them so tight, and this is the reason the basque was about four sizes too small Me hitable was awful mad because Phebe spoiled the. goods, and Phebe was mad because Mehitable refused to pay her for the work, and the two are talking some of consulting the law about it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
Country Correspondence
SLAB CITY.

Jasper Tarbeif is wearing . fiew-fan- gled stocksscarf wich city boarder give him last summer and is attrackting att terltion on the street. Jasp. says it aint thick enuff to feel warm now but it's right in the style anyhow.
 Mrs. Benj. Gibbs had Ben to fix her sewing machine for her last week, and now she can't SOW stitch with 1t and as a result several family rows have took place. Ben thinks there Is some
 thing the matter with it now he don't
 jest understand and will take t to the Co. seat next week. Hester Jones ct too hearty of boiled dinner for supper last Saturday and was up and down ali night with vilent pains in. her sttfnnlick. Doc. Liyermore was called Sunday morn ing and gave her some Tedi-
 sen that made her feel worse for a spell and when Doc wanted her to take another dose she. ordered him outef the
 house and sed if she was agoing to die she wanted the satisfaekshion ofknowins whot killed her.
 Jabe Honlans went to sleep in a chair with his back tip agin the wall in the
 kitchen last Wensdgy when his head flopped down on luis bussom and the chair collapsed and spilled Jabe into the wood box side of the stove, hitting his head on same and breaking the chair all
 to pieces. Jabe says he has done fl
 hundreds os times and never an axidenl before.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31

f.
 This editorial wich we be about to write if we ain't bothered by some of the ioahng store fixtures of Hen Weathersby is erbout the hopes and aspirations of some of our most noted citizens. While we ain't got menny fel- Ter townsmen whot you might cali noted, they be d tolerable number whot think they could make their mark in the world if they only had chanst, as they put it.
 Foremost of them all is Cy Hoskins, the most prosperous and affluent citizen in BinQviIle, who has tried every year to be sent to the Legislature from this county--ard with whot reesult-no result we answer, And whyR Because when eleckshion time comes around Cy don't buy seegars and sich and show to the county that he is tip with the times and don't care who knows it. Outside of Bingville candidate for enny office might fest as. well turn to and saw his winters wood as to expeckt to git eieckted to enny office unless he spends enuff money to git his followers to drink and smoke. Cy says if they do smoke 1t will be after they die and not on his money while he draws a breth of life.
 Hez Andrews ollus thort he would be Hest erbout the checker to put stop to the evils of intemperance and sed he had enufF> material to work on right heTe at home and cited Bill Hepburn and Bill Yates as most glaring effeckt of the rum traffick. Yet, what does Hez do winch Bill Hepburn asts Hez' to take something one day last week and Bill went oliten the shop to put tire on Ranse SniIey's buggy. What does he do, we ask? Hez drinks erbout all there is in the tug and walks Up to the F. o. and suastes three pains of glass outen the boxes and asks Eph Higgins to come out and see who was best man to run the government. When Eph throwd Hez outen the offise onto the street, Hez layed there until Bart Spooner drug him of by the heels to Deacon Butterworth' s barn and most wore the seat offen his pants of for him. Is Hez safe, sane and conservative man for offishial in the Legislaturea It don't amount to a k dadburn hate what you may think, but it is a fackt that we have blamed sight worse men in offise today than Hez, and they accept some similar graft every ! week Wicn r1eL only kctS III HAStlnc' Seth Dewberry, our heroick constable has the making of stealthly slooth in 1 his makeup if he only knowd his op1 portunities, and he has showd what you might call remarkable proclivities in the l defective line, and if he should ever gil restlest oyer the manifold duties that engage his attention in Bingville, we look to see Seth's name emblazoned on ths
 doorof some city office, mighty spruce man without his whiskers, wearing big badge with detective" on it. If the study of old Cap Collier and several othei noted works are anythink to go by, Bing vile will lose one of the busiest con
 stables it has ever had.
 Thus we might go on and enumerat'
 our local eelebraties, if space would per init, wich it don't. so we will finish am
 stop now.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
Jed Nearly Shot

led Perkins, our intelligent school teacher, tells us of a horrible tragedy wich was narrowly averted in the school house last Friday fornoon. Little Tommy Barker, who is always up to some devil ment, put 32-calibre cartridge into the. stove. We'll, being as the stove was red hot. it wasn't more than few seconds until the cartridge went of and blowed inc stove door open and almost shot led into the head and then buried itself in the ceiling. When Jed found out who done. it he grabbed Tommy by the neck and give him a good birch rodding right there in the school room and in inc rresents of the other scholars, as a hos r;ble example of whot would happen 10 them if they done the same thiug. Tommy Barker ought to have more sents than to do thing like that