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The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

DETROIT. March l9.-ciose: IL was
not very active wheat market on
| Friday and prices ruled rather steady
after the opening decline. Liverpool
was lower because or better exports
than expected and slow milling de.
mand Mills In the American east
were active buyers on Thursday. and
took a lot OF Chicago wheat. while the
southwest reported farmers reserves
almost exhausted shorts We're NOT
vance. The Detroit market had
downward tendency during the greater
part OF the day and dealers showed
no anxiety TO trade.
s.2i: May opened with decline OF .sc
at st1SL, advanced 20 sl.ls. ana de .
clined TO si.ls+ July opened at
sl.05l1; September opened al sssac. "a :
vanced TO sl.00i.. and declined 70 81;
No red. Sis. No. l white. sl.2l
Coarse grain quotations; corn n
No \ &C: No 3 yellow. l ear at csc.
Oats-Cash No. 3 white 5St asked;
Nav. 56Ac.
Beans-Cash $40; May s245
clover seed-Prime spot. 20 bags at
S. .30 March and April, $500: October
s5S5 sample 90 bags AZ $40. 20 at 50.
bags AT IS. : at s7e5 at Sc
Timothy sed-Prime spot. 100 bags at
Barley-Good samples. sl.45G15o per
Receipts in the Detroit market on
Friday. included l.e00 bbls OF -four. and
I | car az corn. Withdrawals were zoo
| hhls OF nours Stocks are 3O5.Is5 bu
| Of wheat. eco 2e5 bu OF corn. s9.sss bu
OF oats. 1858 bu OF barley, and l6'92s
I bu % rye
Wheat in Liverpool closed Is q I'd
Kansas city wheat receipts. 81 cars.
Exports OF wheat and -four Friday
| 1i3 900 blu.
L vRrtF nj nj =
go 90 Su wear ago. $4,000 bu
Northwestern wheat receipts Friday.
$40 cars: year ago. 2sf.
| Wheat stocks in Europe and sfoas
March / rs 10000 bu; Feb. - 0so. 600
bu. March l. last year. $3.50. 600 bu
Wheat visible supply IN Argentina
ls0. 600 IN. week ago. 100000 bu'
year ago 200 bu.
Australian wheat exports this week
. 100000 hu. week ago, 1.efs,OOO bui
year ago. 3ss.ooo bu. ,se
| Argentine eNpOrts this week, f'cfs'-
! O0n hu OF wheat
ST. Louis rec~ived $1,000 hu OF wheat
vear ago. 80 600 hu.
| Wheat and aour exports for the week
| according 10 Pradstreets'. sOo,oOO nu
CHICAGO GRAIN.
CHICAGO Marcn ly.-f.owcr cables
! favorable weather. larger receipts VI
/ northwest and heavy shipments from
Australia. caused an sas:e[ mar 81. 80
wheat, with prices on - q sse. al
J buying by commission houses on ms
decline but offerings falrly HDeIa"
| Bartlett, Patten, Finley Barren, BROS
| seau and the pit crowd selling JulS
/ Nare and Leland and holders OF downs
buying. Minneapolis wires that tns
stocks OF wheat there decreased -ov,
| OUO bushels for the week aSaihS' q"
Increase OF 49, 900 last year.
| Opening: Wheat-May. N.log l. -
Corn-May, G61s q 66 tsc. Oats-M "a
| 54s. a58lsc LArd-May, $40. 10. isioS
TIL. wheat market closed - q - e
lower for the day and II was qul .s
nervous Corn was - q &c lower % -
were OF shade, and proNislons ~
7l.c lower Cash transactions were /"
| loads Durum and Manililea wheat iVi
export. $4,000 bushels wheat mere, vi
0Oo bushels corn. and l2S'Vo Vpushe'7
close. Wheat-May. si.ls. Corn,
May, So ~ bid. Oats-May, e41sc piu
| pork-May si1.GO bid Laru-Saa!
5000. Ribs-May, 1928 bid
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20

In reward OF faithful political ser
Vice an ambitious saloonkeeper was
appointed police magistrate.
What's the charge ag'fn' this man.
he inquired when the first case was
called
Drunk. yer honor said the police
man.
The newly made magistrate frowned
upon the trembling defendant.
Guilty or not guilty." he demand
ed
Sure. sir faltered the accused, Il
never drink a drop
Have cigar. then" urged his hon.
or persuasively. as he absently polish.
ed the top of the judicial desk with
his pocket handkerchief.-Eve body's
Magazine.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
HAARAR HAS LAUGH ON
STREETS COMMITTEE

4 sad and dishcartening blow fell
upon those aldermen who constitute
the streets committee when they gath
cred 10 consider the brick lids. Thurs
day afternoon. This committee has
done a large amount Of haWk.eyed
sleuthing with a maximum o. secrecy
and minimum OF result. AS climax
came the report OF AID. Gilman ami
Wing on their trip TO Ohio when they
collected samples OF paving brick
from four firms.
The committee then decided 10 test
these samples with a lot OF samples
which the aldermen had quietly oh
tanned from the department. OF public
works yards. They were all 20 be-
given the rattler and absorption tests.
"Those brick that you took from the
ward were rejected ones announced
Commissioner Haarer sOlemnly. and
the aldermen looked at one another.
They could not test the brick secured
by Wing and Gilman i'm competition
with second-grade ones picked up her,
Consequently. while tests Will be held
they will not have a great deal OF com.
petitive value.
Just to add 20 the sensations OF the
aldermen. Commissioner Haarer ex-
planned to them that, II ,hey tested
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
NEW YORk METAL.
BOSTON COPPER.
BOSTON COpPEn LETTER,

Furnished by Hayden. Stone x Co.
he Boston copper market Is show
ume OF truding. There seems 10 be a
little more disposition TO buy the cop
per shares. notwithstanding the metal
situation still continues unfavorable. 1t
Is siknircant TO note that rne recent
efforts 10 depress the price OF the
metal IN London has not brought out
any considerable liquidation and even
II the metal is quoted lower the copper
stocks on the average are selling
higher than they We're week ago.
North Butte is stronger ana shows a
gain OF nearly per cent. The balance
OF the list Is arm but prices are un
changed To any great extent. Other de-
partments OF the market are quiet and
featureless.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
Dangerous.

Don't think" said the land
iord.- that IA law permitting drinks
with Sunday meals would be good
thing?"
NO. sir" responded the guest adj
dressed. 1T would ruin the public az.
gestion No man could eat dozen
meals Sunday and Keep well. sir. -
Philadelphia Ledger
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
U. S. GOVERNMENT BONDS.

Bond quotations. furnished by Hay
den. Stone * CO.:
Furnished by Hayden. Stone & Co:
New IS. reg. l0l Il Ulo2; do coup lOl n
bid: new u.s. reg. I0l Gll0lA do coup,
lOl bid. new Is, reg, ll9S. do coup,
l20I. bid.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
BUTTER AND EGGS.

Butt~r-Board prices: Creamery: ex-
tras, 29c. f1rsts. 21c. dairy. lsc' packing
Ing stock. 161c per Id.
Eggs-Current receipts case count.
cases included. ISc per doz. Receipts
on Friday, s97 cases.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
Quotations by Hayden. Stone CO;
open High. Low close
CaJAsked. Cb)Bid. &)split'

Close: wheat--Cash. 81. 22% May
slis% July slosa seRtni '- july ~
eTIc sent G,B nc. Oats--cash, SO "a c.
Nav 55ssc. July. 49i1c; Sept. IL &c.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
WILL GIVE $4,000
FOR SON KIDNAPPED
FROM SCHOOL
ATTORNEY OF SHARON INSERTS
NOTICES IN NEWSPAPERS TO
This EFFEcT-oENERAL ALARM
SOUNDED BY POLICE.

WARREN, O., March ts.-Evl-
denee discovered hsre today lndi-
Gates that Willie WhItIa wSs drug
9ed by his kidnapers. Mrs. Mary
Walker, who lives near Rowland
Hill, . few miles outside Warren,
saw a RIG like that driven by tho
kidnapers. There was but one
man In the buggy at that time and
the boy lay back In the seat wrap
ped In blankets a. II ~. This was
on the state road straight from
Sharon across the hills TO Warren.
II means that II the Identification
10 correct the kidnapers did not 90
by way Of Youngstown.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20

principals of the night schools nave
nothing to do whatever.
Inspector Schultz, OF the Seven
teenth ward. says the Chandler school.
completed only three years ago Is al
ready In urgent need OF repairs and
the board Is asking $4,000 for that
purpose this 81
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
Markets and Finance

active, soc higher: culls to choice. $50
9.T5. Sheep and Isambs-Receipts\e. 400
head. active. lambs. 66e stronger. sheep
nrm. lambs. s5e5Qse5; yeariings.
ss.5Om 7.-5s sheep. ssues5. Hogs
Receipts 1880 head. active, best grades
Sc higher. others advancing. l5qe5e;
workers.. slQ1.e5; piss Ss.t046.I5;
mixed SI.i5uT.e5, heavies, $1,000 so.
roughs. Seu6.40.
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.
CHICAGO. March ls-Hogs
e2.e0o. strong To sc higher. quality
good. elearances fair, mixed and butch
ers. So 5u6S5. good heavy. e6.T506.9 30 /.
rough heavy. s645Q6.T0. light. t6.40Q
6.T5. pigs s5.35: bulk. 36.1OQ6.ss. Cat
tle-Receipts l.5oo. steady: beeves. SAC
OILS. cows and heifers. S2S566.
stockers and feeders. $3.50 40: Tex
aus, s.ssq5.TS: calves. ssgs.ss. sheep
and Lsmbs--Receipts 1000, strong;
sheep. sS.G5G6: lambs. $500 100
IEvELAND LIVE STOCK.
Bower n Bower Special Market Report
CLEVELAND. o.. March i9.--Hogs-
Receipts 80 cars market higher; mixed.
s.; pigs and lights. t6i0Qt.10. Lambs
Best. 9SS Calves--Best 81.
NEW YORK METAL.
NEW YORK. March is--At the Metal
exchange today all grades OF copper
We're advanced hc In the bid prices.
bringing lake up to l21s al Ac. cleo
trolyttc TO IL % u &c, and castings
l2ul2sc.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
EAST BUFFALO--Openin
DunnInE a steNen. IiNr stnrk Rennr

BUFFALO. March ESPECIALLY -
Cattle~-Receipts . cars steady. Hogs
-Receipts 20 cars; strong, heavy " ~
$40. workers.. S110H1.2O; pigs. Sc so.
active: best lambs. sS15mS.25: culls. s.
a. 1.iOs yearlings. s1Md25. wethers So
ffs25; ewes, $3.50 u 5.s5. Cslves-s5 u
IgT5
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
LOCAL STOCKS.

Following quotations furnished By
Lewis @. Gorton. 1il3 Majestic building.
March lg 1909.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
PRODUCE.

Perhaps the feature OF the market
this morning was the strong feeling In
the egg deal a large number OF west
ern/ eggs have been brought to this
market OF late and the heavy receipts
have. tended to keep prices down rather
o1It of prurortfoH- other markets.
As n result eastern buyers are now
satd to be bidding close to Detroit
prices for Michigan eggs, which ought
TO help the market here. Poultry Is
aiso showing considerable strength.
while the demand II limited, and about
one days good receipts would stall the
market the supply IL not equal TO the
demand AMID Quotations are easily
sprunR As for the rest. tho market IL
"A steady and fairly active ore.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
EAST prFFkI.o-clo.e

EAST BUFFALO y v. March 10
Cattle--Receipts I25 head. fairly ac-
ave. steady. Ysals-Receipts 800 head,
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20

Appr~.--Fancy, $4,000; common.
ss75m45O per Dbl.
csbbase-3c per ID; new. s27s per
Celery - California. s525a5.5o per
crate, Florida, 50 per crate.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
N. Y. COTTON.

Cotton prices. furnished BY Hayden.
Stone q Co. opening;
Rfl AK Ia IN
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
1t Is to Smile.

In walking through train a smile
always relieves the tension of the mo-
.mept, even. if it is the train of your
hostess best dinner gown.
A smile is frequently used to conceal
a vacuum. If it is broad smile,
however, it defeats its purpose.
If your newly married friends insist
upon your holding the baby, grab the
infant firmly by the back Of the neck
and smile The parents will remove
the child at once.
If your dinner partner is talking
over your head smile. He will prob
ably grow uncomfortable immediate
ly and change the subject.
If your rival appears to be cutting
you out with the only girl, smile. This
will rouse her suspicious at once, and
she will devote the rest of her time
trying to find out who 'that grip is.
A smile is handy thing to have
round, even when it is as broad as
it is long. 1t may square long stand
ing grievance.-Puck.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
The March of the Caravan.

Perhaps the weirdest and most i'm
pressive Of the many unWOnted men,
cries that the traveller carries away
with him from travel in the east is
the recollection Of the camel caravans
which he has encountered at night.
Out of the black darkness is heard the
distant boom of heavy bell. Mourn
fully and with perfect regularity Of
iteration it sounds, gradually swelling
nearer and louder and perhaps min
Cling with the tones of smaller bells
signaling the rear guard of the same
caravan. The big bell is the insignia
aud alarm Of the leading camel alone.
But, nearer and louder as the sound
becomes, not another sound and not a
visible object appears to accompany
it. Suddenly and without the slight
est warning there looms out of the
darkness, like the apparition of
phantom ship, the form of the captain
of the caravan. His spongy tread
sounds softly on the smooth sand, and
like great string of linked ghOuls the
silent procession stalks by and is sWal-
lowed up in the night.-"Persia and
the Persian Question
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
r F+-'i.7 - = =
Patti Wanted Eer Money.

One OF AdeGna PATHS peculiaritieS
was that she never sang a note until
she had her salary either paid or so
fully assured that there was no doubt
as to her getting it. When she sang
at the Academy of Music, in New
York, at one time the manager was
sorely put about TO find money to pay
her, but she always stoutly refused to
sing until she had her salary.
One night at Il quarter past her
representative went to him and said:
Madam is all dressed except her
shoes. She will put those on when
she gets the money"
The manager. half distracted, rushed
about the house and succeeded in rails
ing one-half the amount due the prima
donna, which he hastily sent to her.
But another quarter of an hour passed,
and, though the audience showed great
impatience, there was no Patti, where
at the manager ran to her room.
"My dear madam, why do you not
go on? / have sent you half the mon
ey, and the rest will reach you before
the end of the first act.''
Patti smiled dolefully, exhibited the
tips of her feet and said: 'You see,
have only one shoe on. | cannot go
on the stage without the other. 1t
would be quite impossible"
Almost crazed, the manager rushed
out and discovered that the other
half of the money could be raised
New York Tribune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Pretty Thin.

"My DEAR" said a thin little Brigh-
ton man to his wife, this paper says
that there is woman down in Devon
shire who goes out and chops wood
with her husband"
swell, what of it?' think she could
easily do it if he is as thin as you are.
| have often thought of using you to
peel potatoes with
The thin man laid down his paper
with u sigh that sounded like the
squeak of a penny wIistIe-London
Answers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Modest Dan HAYES.

An old playful of the Kilkenny
Theater Royal for May IA, 1893, was a
few years ago reprinted in the West
ern England Mail, and the following
is an extract from it:
''The tragedy of Hamlet originally
written and composed by the celebrat-
ed Dan Hayes of Limerick and insert
ed in Shakespeare's works.
The playful concludes with the in
teresting notice that mo person what
soeyer will be admitted into the boxes
without shoes or stockings" 1t is
probable that this Irish claimant to
the honor of the authorship of Clam
LETT is not so well known as his as
founding claim might warrant
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Wouldn't Leave Without Doc.

When the Cloughey County Down,
Ireland) lifeboat went to the assist
ance of the French bark Croisette,
which had been driven ashore on a
submerged reef, the men refused to
leave the vessel without little half
breed fox terrier The animal was
eventually found and rescued amid the
cheers of the bark's crew, who were
then brought ashore in the lifeboat and
Hospitality housed by the villagers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
The Lurid Glow of Doom

was seen in the red face, hands and DO "
had, for five years, defied all remedies
and baff1ed the best doctors, who said
the blood poison had affected his lungs
and nothing could save him. But"
writes his mother, "seven bottles of Elec-
trio BiUters completely cured him." For
Eruptions. Eczema, Salt Rheum. Sores,
and all Blood Disorders and rheumatism
Electric Bitters is supreme. Only SOC.
Guaranteed by w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
A Journalist Is Born.

You cannot teach man to be a
Journalist, for he is born, not made;
and the real journalists spring at once
like the late G. w. Stevens
their place. A lecturer on journalism
would bore one far beyond the limits
of this paragraph. For the journalist
is the man who is interested in life
and wants to share the interest with
other divers. And lecturer in a
crowded classroom would not help
London Chronicle.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
GAYLORD AFTER
CAME WARDENS
Would Remove Those Politi=
cally Active.
RESULT OF PRIMARY PROBE

Committee Finally Forces State Game
Warden j. w. Stone to Tell What
He Did with Some of the Stephenson
Campaign Fund-Other Witnesses
Before the nquisitors-Importan
Hearing Held by the Joint Commit
tee on Taxation.
Madison. Wis, March 16.-Interest
in the investigation of the senatorial
primary last week centered around
the testimony of State Game Warden
}. w. Stone, who disposed af about
S2.S75 in behalf of Isaac Stephenson
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Simple Remedy for LAG ripple.

La grippe coughs are dangerous as
they frequently develop into pneumonia.
Foley's Honey and Tar not only stops
the cough but heals aud strengthens the
lungs so that no serious results need be
feared. The genuine Foley's Honey and
Tar contains no harmful drugs and is in
yellow package. Refuse substitutes.
W. G.. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
1t Saved His Leg,

"All thought I'd lose my leg" writes
J. A. Swenson, Watertown, Wis, Ten
years of eczema, that Is doctors could
not cure, had at last laid me up. Then
Bucklens Arnica Salve cured it sound
and WE'LL" Infallible for Skin Eruptions,
Eczema, Salt Rheum. Boils, Fever Sores,
Burns, Scalds, Cuts and Piles Csc at
". G.. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Kills Would Be Slayer.

A merciless murderer is Appendicitis
with many victims But DR.. Kings
New Life Pills kill it by prevention.
They gently stimulate stomach, liver
and bowels, preventing that clogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Consti-
patton, Biliousness. Chills, Malaria,
Headache and Indigestion. Csc at w.
G. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19

How can any person risk taking some
unknown cough remedy when Foley's
Honey and Tar costs them no more? It
is a safe remedy, contains no harmful
drugs, and cures the most obstinate
coughs and colds. Why experiment
with your health? Insist upon having
the genuine Foley Honey and Tar. w.
G. AtWell,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
BLOOD

We live by our blood, and on
it. We thrive or starve, as our
blood is rich or poor. There is
nothing else to live on or by.
When strength is full and
spirits high we are being re-
freshed-bone, muscle and
brain, in body and mind-with
continual flow of rich blood.
This is health.
When weak, in low spirits, no
cheer, no spring, when rest is
not rest and sleep is not sleep,
we are starved; our blood is
poor; there is little nutriment
in it.
Back of the blood is food,
to keep the blood rich. When
it fails, take
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Posthumous Names in China.

Another imperial decree has been
issued on the subject of posthumous
names to their late majesties the en-
press-dowager and the emperor.
Posthumous names of emperors in Chi
nese history never exceed % charac-
tiers, and of expresses 16 characters.
Shanghai Mercury
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19

OF this amount. Stone testified he gave
$500 in amounts averaging 5000 to
various deputy wardens under him, but
did not require an accounting from
them.
Furthermore, no accounting was
asked of him. The fact that his deputy
game wardens are under civil service
and supposed to refrain from political
activity did not seem to affect Mr..
Stones estimate of the situation.
He believed that game warden could
legitimately spend much time each
day, even when receiving per diem
and expenses from the state, in work
ing for the success of a senatorial can
didate.
Stone Refused to Tell.
The investigating committee sought
Stones attendance as a witness for
about three weeks before the official
found it possible or convenient to ap-
pear in response to the subpoena.
When he finally did take the stand he
promptly refused to tell where he dis
tributed Stephenson money, declaring
he did not intend to give names. How
ever, under the gentle pressure of
threatened citation before the legisla-
ture for contempt, he numbered
enough to ask for time in which to
consult an attorney. The committee
gave him over night. The next morn
ing he again asked for time and the
committee gave him four hours. There
fore, on the afternoon of Wednesday,
he took the stand and began his tale.
His testimony brought out the fact
that about two weeks ago he called
meeting of certain deputy game
wardens who had received Stephenson
money At that meeting, he said, it
was decided that the deputies had not
violated the law in accepting campaign
money One of his warden, John S.
Craig of Superior, he cited as having
received about $125. Later. after a
recess, he said he met Craig in the
hall and Craig told him he had re-
ceived no money-so Mr.. Stone took
it all back ,
Asked whether he would say the
same thing in case other deputies
should deny receiving money, he said
he did not think he would. He was
unable to remember the exact dates
or the exact amounts paid out by
him; had kept no memoranda and de-
clared it was too long ago for him to
remember specific instances
That afternoon Craig himself was
called. His testimony took the quiz
zers somewhat aback He said that
shortly after the primary he received
p check for $50 from Stone and sup
posing it 70 be in payment Of his ex.
penses for trip 70 Oklahoma. he de-
posted 1t to his own account. On
Feb 22-about four weeks ago-Stone
visited him in Superior and told him
that the $50 was Stephenson money
and I'd have to give him either the
money or the check. as he had TO ac-
count for it, Craig said he repaid
Stone by personal check Previously
Stone had testified that he spent all
the money received by him during the
primary except S049 TO TWO men WnOm
he named. who sent III expense &C.
counts after the primary Craig was
not one of these men
Gaylord Seeks designations,
AS a result of the revelations re.
garding the political activity of the
game warden's department. Senator
Gaylord introduced resolution call
ing for the designations of those
warden who have been shown to. have
been politically active. The measure
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Revised.

Who steals my wife's purse steals
trash" muttered the head Of the house
as he fumbled through a bunch of
hairpins, recipes, chamois rag, silk
samples, ETC., to find a quarter.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Immediate Results.

Mrs Hinnesy-Jamie, phwat's thot
noise? James-'Tis little Paddy Null
ligan pokin' a shtick into tn ribs o.
Casey's goat. Mrs. Hinnesy-Ah, he's
shtopped now! James-No, mother;
he's goin' yet. / think he won't shtop
till he strikes tn house.-Exchange.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
a / title Glow.

Flows collections at your church,
Brudder ShinnP'
well we amt nebber had TO stop
in de middle OBJ a collection to go an
empty de box" - Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
The Wiser Counsel

1t is better to listen to those who
shout at us from affair: Relieve our
misery" than to those who whisper in
our ears: Augment your fortune" -
Marie LecZinSka.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-03-19
Mourning.

Exterior signs of great Affections are
for the living as mausoleums are for
the dead; they often attest more con-
ceit than sorrow or virtue.-Chateau
BRAND