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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
Just Shopping.

Der the pages of the Peerage a maid
en- likes to pore
Such an amount
VIII buy a Count;
A Duke costs something more.
She futters DER the pages and here
and there she'll stop.
She can't afford
A noble Lord,
But can't a damsel shop?
philadelphia Bulletin.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

Of all the boy workers in London,
newsboys are the healthiest. BARRIERS boys
the most unhealthy-a tribute to the
open-air life
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
Then lie IIugged Her.

The Male Graduate-l propose to
girdle the earth.
The Female Graduate-Why do you
begin on such big thing?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
To Breaj. In New Shoes.

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, q powder
II cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions Al
all arrggi and shoe steres, 2jc. Don't accept
lpysu. .ltuLe. Sample nailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, y. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

"That lot you sold me at Lonesome
hurst is all covered with water" said
the city man to the agent.
"Sure!" said the fleshy man; we're
going to stock it for fishing next sea.
son,"-Yo~r ro~s Scotsman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
Extreme Conservatives.

II is the habit OF some people to
condemn everything they are mentally
incapable Of understanding, and the.l
insist upon calling it conservatism
instead Of ignorance.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
Not Yet. but Som etime.

Man from the City-You intend b
keep bees. | suppose.
Suburbanite-Some day, perhaps. AT
present we are devoting our entire ener'
gies to keeping cook.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
A Su.l Lack.

Speeder-That auto Of mine doesn't
go fast enough"
Roaster-What's the matter?
Speeder-Several victims have com
plained that they knew what struck
them which means something defec.
tive. And | am not cruel
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
with His Usual Thump d.

Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego-Did you feel
that earthquake shock this morning!
Mrs. Seldom llolme-Very distinctly;
but thought it was my husband getting
out of bed
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

The devil often
grinds the ak with
which God hews,
There Is nothing
binder than re-
ligious hate.
The man who
has no faith shows
it in everything he
does.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

l laid 1t

Bertha, where is my hat? | laid 1t
down here little while ago"
Sure. missus Fido's takin' a nap in
it. Don't talk so loud or yell wake the
little darlpt"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

A good locomotive will travel about
100000 miles before it wears out. With
ordinary care it ought to last twelve
years.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Hyrup the b st remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

A statue of King Henry VI is being
placed outside of Salisbury cathedral,
England, as a memorial to the late Dean
Wpbb
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
RAMS HORN BLASTS.

Warning Notes Calling the Wicked
to Repentance.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

The woman QuestiCs always has
been. and probably always Will be:
"Is my hat on straight?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
Nature OF the Offense.

"He testified that the agents OF the
company tried to bribe him, Ell? What
could have been his motive in giving them
away"
"It is generally supposed that they
didn't offer him quite as much as he had
expected"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19
| I = 6

81 have suffered with piles for thirty
six years. One year ago last April l be-
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course of week l noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end of six
weeks they did not trouble me at all.
Cascarets have done wonders for me. l
am entirely cured and feel like a new
man" George Kryder, Napoleon, o.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-19

Pleasant Palatable. Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
10c. 25c. Soc. Never sold in bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped &C. Guaranteed 70
cure or your money back. w
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27
C. | 7 Y
NE S.

Spokane suffraglsts will meet
Thursday evening at 8 o'clock In
the assembly room Of the Hutton
building to elect delegates to the
Washington suffragist convention,
to be held In Spokane October 7
and 8.
The young peoples union, con.
nected with the Rescue mission,
will hereafter meet on Monday
evenings instead of Sunday after
noon. Rev. Body of the Free
Methodist church, and Rev. Lloyd
of the United Brethren church,
spoke. at the mission Sunday.
A meeting Of the Minnesota club
will be held at the home of A. c.
Clausen, 1929 Riverside avenue, to.
morrow night at 1880. Attorney e.
J. Cannon will detail some
"reminiscences of the late Governor
johnson.
A large crowd gathered at Fort
Wright Sunday afternoon to hear
the concert by the crack band OF
the Fourteenth cavalry, here from
Fort Walla Walla for the Taft pa
rade.
An outline Of the work for the
season will be made at the meeting
of the Young Ladies' Sodality OF
Our Lady Of the Lourdes church
to be held tonight at the parochial
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27

decorations. There were selections
by the Caledonian and Ladies'
quartets, and songs by William
Hamilton, Jack Spalding, Davy
Soutar and Sandy Hogg.
Because hundreds Of people have
failed to pay any attention to city
assessment rolls that are due for
collection, City Treasurer ]. Oscar
Peterson is planning to bring suits
in the. superior court within the
next few days.
Mrs. Catherine Barrett, new as.
sistant and solicitor for. the Crit
tenton mission, from Endicott,
Wash, has come to assist Miss Me
man, the superintendent.
Broken In health and almost
penniless, Jess Natzinger, age 10
years, has appealed to the police
for aid in reaching the home of his
sister. Mrs. A. Botswick. at Ritz
Vile, Wash. The lad claims that
he has been working steadily. as
possible in the country near Spo.
kane for the last three years, but
that his money has all gone fol
medicine He is now most too
weak to work any longer, and his
case has been referred to the
county commissioners, who will
likely pay for his passage to Ritz.
vile.
A. L. Smith, wanted In Wallace,
Idaho, on charge of attempted
murder, for participating in re.
vo'ver duel with John Moses, his
enemy, two weeks ago, was cap.
tured here yesterday by Detective
Macdonald and is being held pend
ing the arrival of the Wallace au
thOrities.
Milk and eggs will pay J. Hen.
bricks, blacksmith, for the care
of a COW and some chickens belong
ing to Mr.. and Mrs. Phillips, living
in West Grove, who with Mr.. and
Mrs. Sweeney, were sentenced to
six months in the county jail two
weeks ago, till the owners are re-
leased. When the two families
were incarcerated for an alleged
attempt to rob Charles Carlson, a
laborer, of $500, thir live stock was
left in care of the county. Hen
bricks, who is an acquaintance of
the Phillipses and Sweeneys, volun-
teered to take care of them for
the eggs and milk, and his offer
was accepted by the humane Off
GERS.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27

school building at o'clock. There
will be a program of music and re-
freshments.
Mrs. Charles Fiipot, 1929 Augusta
avenue, wife of the slayer of Nez
Cole, whose sentence to death on
this date was committed by the
governor to life Imprisonment
says that she will soon inaugurate
a movement to secure the com.
plete pardon of her husband. She
says that he Is needed at home to
help raise his boys.
Judge Whitson In the federal
court is hearing arguments in
suit by the government to set aside
title to 100000 acres Of land In the
Yakima Indian reservation, patent
ed to the Northern Pacific in the
early nineties. The history of the
case dates back to treaty made
in 1855, in which the government
the territorial authorities represent
ed by Governor Stevens and Chief
Kamaichan of the Yakimas figured
As part of the harvest festival
now being observed by the Saliva
ton Army, two wagon loads oil
vegetables will be sold at thar
vest auction to be held at the
barracks tonight.
The occasion Of the fourteenth
wedding anniversary Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Turnbull, S425 Hilliar6
street, was observed Friday night
with a surprise party given by Mrs
William Hamilton. There was q
generous outpouring of the Scottish
friends of the Turnbulls, who en-
joyed themselves in the good, old
fashioned way. Mr.. Turnbull was
so surprised and overjoyed at the
gathering that he was unable tC
respond to the calls to dance the
Highland fling" Thistles anG
Scotch neither were used in the
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27
The Betrayal
BY E. pAILLiPsLoFrENHEiM
Copyright. 1905, by 4Qdd Mead 4 Co.

MAmaker. I am a cabinet minister.
l have life long experience of
men and their ways. My judgment
Ia this matter is that you were
mistaken, and much mischief is
likely to ensue il the prince of Ma
lors should find himself an object
Of suspicion amongst u.s."
Your grace I said, forgive me,
bNt why do you not say these
things to the board, or to Lord
Chelsford and Colonel Ray after
they have heard my story?"
because" the duke answered, 81
have no confidence in the judg.
ment of either of them.a Both In
their way are excellent men, but
they are of this new generation,
who form their opinions only from
the obvious. 1t is possible that
after hearing your story they
might consider the problem solved
l am, at any rate, convinced that
they would commence a search for
it's solution in altogether wrong
quarters"
"Your grace" said, firmly, 81
am very sorry indeed that / cannot
take your advice. l think it most
important that Lord Chelsford
should know that those papers
were tempered with. And as re
CARDS the prince of Majors, what
ever his motive may have been, ]
discovered him in the act OF
perusing the documents relating
to the subway of Portsmouth. can
not possibly withhold my knowledge
of these things from Lord Chefs.
ford. In fact, I think it is most
important that he should know of
them"
The duke rose slowly to his feet.
He showed no sign OF anger.
(To be continued.)
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27
MILLIONAIRE WEBS HIS
HOUSEKEEPER ON
DEATH BED
(6y United Press.)

AUBURN, NJ Y, Sept. 27,-John
H. Osborne, the aged surviving
founder of Auburns gigantic har-
'vester plant, for many years living
In retirement, today welded his
housekeeper, Miss Charlotte E. Lis
ter, woman of suitable age, the
ceremony being performed as the
bridegroom lay On what may soon
be his death bed.
The sudden marriage was ex-
planned in the formal statement
given out from the beautiful Os-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27

L. E. Young, temperate in his
habits and in good health when last
seen, is missing, and, fearing that
he has met, with foul play, a dill
gent search is being conducted for
him by the police. He has been
missing ever since a week ago this
morning, and no word has been
heard of him.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27
borne home this Afternoon as fol.

borne home this Afternoon as fol.
lows:
1.-THE ceremony had been ar
ranged to be performed within the
next two weeks at the home of the
BRIDES brother In law, D. e. X.
Stewart, at Madoc, Ontario, Can.
ada, but was quietly performed at
Mr.. Osborne's residence this morn
ing, his physicians deeming 1t ad.
visable not to postpone the cere.
mony because Of the serious con.
dition of Mr.. Osborne, who is suf.
fering from heart trouble"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-27

Specials in Men 5 Shoes

$500 and $3.50 Dress Shoes calf and kid feathers,
in bucher and lace styles; plenty of Douglas and
other good makes in this lott medium or heavy soes;
all sizAs for men at, per pair $2.4S
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
REAL ESTATE MAN SAFE
IN WILMINGTON FAITH
Property increase Shows That Invest
ment Made in Past is Still
a Good One
BY SCHNEIDER BROS.

We established a real estate office in
Wilmington several years ago because
we had faith in the ultimate realization
of wonderful harbor developments in
the inner bay, which, owing to its loca-
ton, must come to the front as a great
commercial port of Greater Los Angeles
at no distant day. We saw that here
was the poor mans chance to buy a
close-in lot while prices are still low,
and lay the foundation for comfort
able income in later years.
Nowhere else in Southern California
was the outlook so bright for phenom-
email results from a small investment.
Here we could safely advise and en-
courage our clients and friends to in
vest, with the certainty of retaining
their good will and increasing our own
reputation as a real estate firm.
The results thus far have confirmed
our judgment and increased our faith
in Wilmington. Our best retail busi-
ness property can still be bought at
$50 or $100 per front foot, while a few
years hence the millions spent in har-
Dor developments and the increased
business will make it worth from $500
to $1,000 per front foot. The wonderful
advances made in Los Angeles real
estate during the past few decades are
just as sure to be repeated here as the
sun shines in sunny Southern Cali
fornia.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
POLICEMAN MUST PAY FINE
IMPOSED FOR HITTING MAN
Santa Monica PatroIman Who Was
MuIcted for Ten Dollars by JUS
tice Loses Appeal

After six months contest in tho
courts case in which the payment
of fine of only $40, imposed by d
Santa Monica justice upon l.. l.. Oak
ley, a policeman, was involved, was
decided finally by Judge Wilbur of the
superior court yesterday, when the
Judgment was affirmed
Oakley arrested Albert Peterson, a
baker, in January, and Justice Steele
fined Peterson $40 for disturbing the
peace The baker retaliated, swearing
to complaint against Oakley, in
which he charged the policeman had
struck him on the head with pair of
handouts and otherwise handled him
roughly when he was arrested.
Justice Steele fined Oakley $40 for
battery. and the case was appealed.
City Attorney S. w. Odell, in his ap-
plication to the superior court to con-
slider the matter, stated that if every
disorderly person was permitted to use
the courts of the state to take revenge
on a policeman for his arrest, it would
seriously handicap the peace officers.
Judge Wilbur affirmed the judgment
of the justice and Oakley must pay the
fine or serve ten days in the county
iail
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
STILL PUTTING ALL HIS COIN
IN WILMINGTON PROPERTY
Study of Map All That Is Necessary,
Says Man Who Has Thought
About Future
ny II. +. BOND

Ever since the termination Of the
ten years war between the Los An
geles chamber of commerce with other
commercial bodies on one side and the
Southern Pacific railroad on the other
over the location of a harbor, in which
the Southern Pacific was whipped and
the friends of a free harbor won the
outposts, and San Pedro harbor was
chosen for the government breakwater,
there has been no doubt in my mind
as to the future of the d seaport Of
Wilmington.
Eight years ago 1 put every dollar l
had or could borrow in property here,
and have been adding to it ever since.
Today any unbiased man who will
study the map of Southern California
and the Pacific coast, and note the
scarcity and locations of its harbors,
and the routes of travel and of COM
merce in connection with the Panama
canal, cannot help being impressed
and convinced that Wilmington, with
it's superior harbor location is the
ideal location for all the factors that
go to build a great seaport.
Wilmington has everything necessary
to complete the great work of harbor
building, except the money, and that
we will have after August 4, when we
shall have annexed Los Angeles with
her great wealth and push.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11

INNER FARBOR TOWN
GOOD PLACE TO LIVE
CLIMATE AND VIEW UNIQUE IN
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Hiqh Plateau, with Abundance of
Water, Adds to Attractions of
Little City c1 the
Bay
BY LINCOLN & RULE

Lincoln and Rule of the Wilmington
Bay Realty company believe shat Will
mington offers superior advantages for
investment in all kinds Of property.
AS a home place it cannot be eX-
celled. It's climate is more eduable
than other places, because 1t is shell
tered from the raw ocean winds ana
vet is tempered by the ocean waters.
It's scenic location is ideal. overlook
ing the waters of San Pedro bay, with
the long line of Palos Verdes nils on
the west and the Sierra Madre range
in the background, it presents varied
and beautiful view Of mountains ana
ocean.
Its residence section is a high plateau
of rich, sandy soil, capable of nigh
rate of cultivation and provided with
abundant water The water front al
fords ample space for factory, mill ana
warehouse sites, bordering the chan
nes on the great inner bay.
The improvements now IN progress
in the harbor foreshadow q prosperous
future. These include the dredging OF
the Municipal channel affording from
5000 to 5000 feet of wharfage room, ana
the filling of thirty-seven acres Of
land for factory sites, with an annual
rent value of $500 an acre. There is
also the improvements Of Mormon
island a tract of 107 acres of factory
sites, with thousands of feet of wharf
age room, and the establishment OF
lumber mills on the channels in the
eastern part of town.
These improvements will continue
and be completed, whether consolida-
tion with Los Angeles is accomplished
or not. and this assures the perma-
nence of Wilmington and the safety or
investments here.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11

result in national serfdom.
"The public right of approach to nav
igable streams is right that was rec
ognized in all countries long before the
existence of government itself, and 1t
may be said as an abstract proposition
that the policy has never been success
fully resisted in the higher courts of
this or any other nation.
"The policy of the public ownership
of waterfronts upon navigable bodies OF
water Is everywhere recognized upon
the theory that private ownership
would not only lead to burdensome. mo-
nopoly but retard national develop
ment There is no more justification
for the private ownership of the ap-
proaches to navigable streams than
there would be to the private owner
ship Of a public street The owner or
lessee of a street could raise or lower
the price of every foot of property
upon that street by the tax imposed
upon travel. And so it is in the case
of the private ownership of docks or
waterfronts. No one can serve the
public so we'll as the public itself"
All that Mr. Flynn has said about
the public right to tidelands and a
great deal more may be applied for the
public's rights to the tidelands in Will
mington bay. AS the cases have pro-
gressed in court there is every reason
to show that the attorneys for the
harbor commission will win the suits,
and that the victory will be obtained in
one-fifth the time set by the defend
ants. This will mean a tremendous ad-
vance for Wilmington
"Why Wilmington" is a question
best answered by the citizens of that
city who have faith in its future. To
give the opinions of all the Wilmington
eitv would fill an entire newspaper
T,os Angeles Herald today prints a
number of articles written by promi-
nent citizens who give evidence of
their faith in the growth of the harbor
citV.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
Divorce Suits Filed

The following suits for divorce were
filed in the superior court yesterday:
Esther Silberman against Jacob M.
Silberman, Martha M. Knapp against
Charles j. Knapp, Louise ]. Starns
against Harvey c. Starns, Josephine
Buchanan against Ralph w. Buchanan
and Minnie e. Borget against Walter
B. Borget.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
Not Merely a Dream

directly as though 1t had been pu
straight at him.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
And the Dishes

Bacon-Were you ever in a collision
at sea?
Egbert-Yes; [ had cross-eyed
waiter run into me in the companions
way.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
Easy for Him

Teacher-Give me a sentence with
the word ransom" in it.
Tommie-Johnnie won the Marathon
race and he ran some.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
In Hlah Life

''Your new butler seems rather awkward"
'Ior a butler, yes. But If he IS a detective
I think he does very well"-Louisville
Courier Journal
Los Angeles herald., 1909-07-11
Quite So

Everybody ought to marry for love"
AT least once."-Louisville Courier-Jour
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-09-28
ALL PARALYSIS
NOT HOPELESS
This Man Had a Form That Was
Curable and There Are
Hundreds of Cases
Like His.

There are still people who say that no
fora OF paralysis can be cured.
1t YOU have partial paralysis or some
other severe nervous disorder, do Nou
think il is better to be treated by some
one who insists that you are incurable,
or TO take a treatment that grateful
patients throughout the United States
testify has cured them?
There are several forms Of paralysis
that are durable by the tonic treatment
with DR. Williams Pink Pills and re-
markable proof Of the fact that the dis
ease can be cured is found in the case ot
Mr. Willard Z Creech, of No. 3l5
Maple stree. Kansas City, Mo. who Is
shipping clerk for Bracken q Iurplu
lie says:
"About twelve years ago, when living
at Appleton Wis. | wits paralyled from
my hios down. became in this oondi-
tiOn shortly after fall while playing Mt
school. Thore was not a particle Of
feeling i'm my legs and | could not use
them. could MT feel electricity from
a battery. had TO be lifted out Of bed.
! had no strength at all and lost great
deal in flesh. There was "a steady, dull
pain across ny back, which kept me in
misery all of the time. NY kidneys
were affected and WAS in bed for two
years
Il was treated by several physicians.
who pronounced my case spinal trouble
The last physician, that had, treated
me for about a year and finally told me
that he could do nothing more for me.
Through my grandmother | decided TO
try Or Williams Pink Pills | took
several boxes whom / noticed n decided
change for ,he better. l had confidence
in the pills and took them until cured :"
Or Williams Pink Ills are guaran-
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Those who are interested in the treat
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