The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-02-04
HUNOR or THE DAY

HUMOR or THE Day
tard D4 yop think they can keep up the in,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Gentleman .(arising in street carr
Won't you take my seat, madame? The
Suffragette-No, sir, 1 will mott You are
entitled to it until such time as we wo-
men have something to say about the
framing of laws governing public con-
veyances.-Puck.
fund s.Hah!'' Exclaimed G the manage manage.
.'plu,tocraey temppts me-" He thought for
Philadelphia Ledger.
buttons. Knolorham-No wonder; he writes
full page adds.-Lppincott's
o,, WHY i,s are re ys sS. always guarding with
explain to her IN Gentle tie tone ssS wS here
she is wrong" But she is never wrong"
Washington Opinion.
Mrs. McSosh-You're very fond of your
club. aren't you. dear? Mr.. McSosh-Yes.
Sosh-Then think you'd be more care
full of its reputation. Why don't you blame
thing you don't care about ?-Cleveland
Leader.
II don't know much about the politics
Of your country" remarked the wishing
known as the Democratic Party, does he
n not b,;,a mo sir;n answered the man with
the Democratic Party belongs to Mr..
Bryan. "-Chicago Tribune.
Dot
view Of me do you think, would be the
Not in the least Photographer I
should say a-er back view, madam.-Bo-
hemian.
Doctor" said the convalescent, smiling
weakly. you may send In your bill any
silencing his patient with a wave Of his
hand you're not strong enough yet
1T told one Of her friends that she look
ed young for her age and she got angry
told another of her friends that she is not
as old as she looks and now she doesn't
IT suppose to educate your daughter in
but she's brought it all back for me" I'm
deed! Yes; I'd been trying to buy out
years and could never bring him to terms
until she came home!'-Fliegende Blaetter.
the you eaT S Sfd c5 pnre sFe tbe
only thing that'll hold the wife's hat!'-
The Bystander.
His Motive-'I compel my daughter to
practice four hours a day. said Mr.. Cum
SO that she will never want to go near. a
piano.! That's what 1 am hoping
Star.
Woman with the Sun Bonnet-If any
shall tell EN- the ' exact to truth Ro Woman In
With the Bingham Apron-If you do. Mag
Perkins E'sn as sure as I'm standin' here. ri
Earnest Female-Professor I hear you
an ornithoiogist, madam. Earnest Femaie
Then could you kindly tell me the botan-
cal name for a whale ?-Boston Transcript.
He talks a great deal about platonic
RI Tie I1,1f vel. my girl you can cas-
low?" '!Encourage Some - other other fellow
o call. '-Louisvilie Courier-Journai.
Mrs. stubb--Let us see. John, who wrote
Looking Backward?.' Mr.. Stubb--Dunno.
Maria Maria; Mrs; stgbbIseems to me It was q
'uess It must have been Lots wife.-Chi-
ago News.
Mrs. Goldsteimer (they have just moved
nto a new place)-My dear, do wish you
you'd go out with me more, and meet
teimer-vy should know them? If did.
"a have to be giving up my seat in der
airs all der time.-Lffe.
Lessons From the Past.-TIannibal was
to cross the Alps. but how"
-sked the Chief of STAFF, ARE we going to
et all the baggage over?' I'VE will carry
+" gloomily answered the great General.
in the trunks of the elephants" Which
merely shows how ancient the gag is
,hicago Tribune.
Many Are Mentioned.-"Yes, he was in
he Taft Cabinet Before or after March
?'-Washington Herald
Literary Note.-''You write too much"
aid the critic to the author .T3ut nv
riend," replied the author. 1--WE got 10
i've" How about your readers Pr sSAh
yell-we were all born to die."-At1anfa
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.