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Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11

tary band Then came Mai Gen J
Franklin Bell. chief OF the general stan
of the United States army. who was
the parade's grand marshal. and his
stan. The military division had the
right OF way after the presidents es
cort. Al its head were the West Point
cadets in their gray uniforms. march.
ing with the perfect alignment for
which the military students are famed
Behind the stripping soldiers came the
STRIPPING sailors. the midshipmen from
the naval academy at Annapolis. The
cadets OF both schools were cheered.
as they always have been cheered
at every inaugural parade In which
they have taken part. Immediately
behind the future officers OF army and
navy came the regulars OF the military
service. veterans most OF them. who
had seen service In Cuba and IT.
the Philippines. and. many Of them.
upon the plains In the days before the
Indians had left the war path Tor
the ways OF peace.
In the line were the 1900 men who
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11
IN0lGeS TlON.
Misery From Your Disordered Stum-
ach Goes in Five Minutes.

You can eat anything your stom-
ach Graves without fear of a case of
Indigestion or Dyspepsia, or that
your food will ferment or sour on
your stomach If you will occasionally
take a little Diapepsin after eating.
Your meals will taste good, and any
thing you eat will be digested moth
ing can ferment or turn into acid or
poison or stomach gas, which cau>e,
Belching dizziness, u feeling Of full
ness after eating, Nausea. lndigcs.
ton dixie a lump of lead in stomach,
Billousuess. Heartburn, Water brash
Pain in stomach aud iutestines or
symptoms
Headachs from the stomach are
absolutely unknown where this efiec-
tive rem,dy is used. Diapeps n
really does all the work OF a healthy
stomach 1t diges,s your meals
when our stomach cant. Each
triaugule will digest all the food you
can eat and leaves nothing to fer
ment or sour.
Get a large so cent case of Pspe's
Diapepsin from your druggist aud
start taking today and by tomorrow
you will actually brag about your
healthy. strong Stomach, for YOU
then can eat anything and everything
you want without the slightest dis
comfort or misery, md every psrtc e
Of impurty ana Gas that is in your
stomach and intestiues is gong to To
carried away without TIE use OF lax
stives or any other assistance.
80 81 III As.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11
HIGIf-O-NiE.
That's the Way To Pronounce HyO-
mel. the Nonry-ilack Catarrh


As doubt exists I'm the minds Of
many readers of the Crittenden Press
lct us say that the above IS the
proper pronunciation of Americas
most wonderful catarrh cure. Haynes
& Taylor are the agents for Hyomei
in Marion and they will sell YOU an
inhaler. bottle of Hyomei. and full
Instructions for use. for only S1.00.
And If IL fails 10 cure acute or
chronic catarrh asthma. bronchitis
Group. hay fever or coughs and colds,
they will give YOU your money back.
The person who suffers from catarrh
after such an offer as that must
like 20 snuffie. spit and wheeze. and
he generally disgusting.
Read what Mr.. G.. +. Lowe says.
II have used Hyomei for case
of nasal catarrh which had bothered
me for long time | can say that
'IvOmei killed the germs of the dis
ease and gave me the much sought
and needed relief From this ex-
perience | know Hvomei TO be a re-
liable remedy, and give it the praise
and recommendation that II de-
serves. &C. F. Lowe. r. F. d. No
:, Allegan, Mich. September -
1903.
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Near heath In RIl Pound.

II was thrilling TO Mrs Ida Soper
TO face death. For years severe
lung trouble gave her intense suffering
she writ s, and several times nearly
cprs'd my death All remedies failed
and doctors said was incu~ahie. Then
Then DR. Kng's New Discovery trough
quick relief ami cure SO - rrament
that have not been troubled in tweive
wears" Mrs. Soper lives in BIG Pord
Pa. 1t works wonders in coughs and
Goods, sore lungs. b morheV, To-
grippe, asthma. C'Dun whoOpipg
cough and all bronchial ar ,c'i MS soc
and Sl.G0. Tra' bottle free. Guaran-
teed by Jas. II. Orme and HAYNES &
Taylor.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11

elect were escorted by the congress
eional committee into the senate wing
OF the capitol through the historic
doorway OF bronze III the east side OF
The building. They went directly %
The presidents room where they re-
NAMED until the committee Of ar
Judgements cane Ia them AID ar
nourced 'hct the senate was in readi-
ness TO receive then Mr.. Roosevelt
and Mr.. Taft thea walkel to the sen
ate AMBER. taxing The seats re-
served for them In he first row di-
rectly in front OF he vice-presiden
desk.
Vice-President Fairbanks and Vice
President-elect Sherman drove to the
capitol together and went directly to
the room OF the vice-president. In
turn they were escorted TO the senate
chamber as the two chief figures of
the occasion had been escorted before
them. Mr.. Fairbanks went at once TO
MS place as presiding officer OF the
senate and Mr.. Sherman took a seat
at the left OF Mr. Roosevelt and Mr..
Iait' just across the center aisle OF
the chamber.
Mr.. Sherman Takes the Oath.
Edward Everett Hale, the veteran
chaplain OF the senate and one OF the
most picturesque figures in the Uni
TED States. offered prayer Immedi.
ateiy following the prayer. the oath
OF once was administered to Mr.
sherman by the outgoing vice-presi
oeht Mr.. Fairbanks. The new vice
president next delivered his inaugu.
raj address, and then at once. as the
nrst duty OF his new Office. he admin
istered the oath TO the newly elected
senators OF the United States
present on the floor of the senate
chamber were many former senators
OF the United States. who have the
privileges of the senate al all times
owing to the fact of once having held
membership in the body. The speaker
ana the entire house of representa-
yves were present and with then
were the chief officials Of the district
government. the chiefjustice and assc
clate justices of the supreme court
the heads of the executive depart
ments of the government, the govern
ors OF the states and territories. the
chlef OF stan OF the army. and hi
aides. Admiral Dewey of the navy and
his aides. and several veteran officers
OF the army and navy who, having re
ceived he thanks Of congress for
gallantry in battle. are entitled 10 the
privileges Of entering either branch
OF congress during session time
Among them was Gen o. O. Howard
Procession Through Ro.unda.
AZ soon as the senators-elect had
been sworn into Office. a procession
was formed to march from the senate
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11

nificonce that which followed Presi
dent William II. Taft from the capitol
to the White House Immediately after
his Inauguration. AS soon as the pres
idents carriage started up Pennsyl.
vania avenue the parade was formed
The details Of the military part OF
the procession were arranged by Brig
Gen. John A. Johnson. chief OF stan to
Gen. Bell. and by. Mai Samuel ID
Sturgis. who acted as adjutant gen.
eral.
The guard OF honor attending Presi
dent Taft was followed Immediately by
a mounted police guard and fun mill
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11
SMALL QUARTERS FOR MOSES

Donald Is fond OF Bible stories
His auntie was relating TO him the
story OF Moses in the basket OF bull
rushes. when he earnestly inquired
Did he ever grow to be MANI?
Yes he was told.
A great big man."
Yes"
Donald remarked incredulously,
"Well-Td a thought he'd a bust
ed the basket. THE March Delin "a
'Or.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11
Fara-e rasse. ~ Key,c.y.

A 500" aa tIc p.,s..p appeared
on The .,t..'..e ... 500, aiding
bahd o. tnc s.., a.... ...." Lead oeen
halted to a,,... tas a. .......4,e %. air
TAM, Ocsou ~ ..y u... .I.l, li.,L'
Gen. Bel -aSo t.e ui,., Cd, .I...s 80 re.
view, ANA the great lroc. -..a. having
It's head az Jne white uC..r. .aute4
forward 10 pass before the ohiet I5l.5.
tute. As body alter body O. aou ors.
sailors and civilians passed. they sa-
lutad and tho Dloaineut salute. IN
turn
IT took the procession three hours 10
pass the reviewing stand. IL was a
great sight, full Of interest and color.
Under the direction OF the trained mil.
itary chieftains who had given their
time to the perfection of details. The
parade passed quickly and in perfect
form. When In front OF the review.
ing stand some of the civic marching
clubs showed their proficiency ia drill
by performing evolutions. The regu.
lars and National Guardsmen, how.
ever, swept by in perfect military pre-.
cision. The parade was worthy of the
occasion that called 1t into marching
line.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11
T,N s,sTrr WAS Grateful.

= S,Srrp WAS GRATEFUL.
title Gl1dys age four. was being
ought u evnras7 thanks when the
occasion demanded. When she did
'"t do g." some member OF the fam
ily would ask. What do you say,
Gladys?" which would bring forth
the desired results. One evening
Gladys and the young man who IL to
marry her sister were in the parlor
We'll. GLADYS" said The young man.
81 guess III marry BERTHE and take
her away. What do you say"
Thank you," replied the little gin
politely The March Delineator.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11

chamber through the rotunda OF tho
capitol 10 the platform on the center
portico of the east side OF the build
ing. The sergeantatarmso OF the sen
ate and his fellow officials of the
house of representatives led the way
They were followed in order by tn
marshals of the District of Columbia
and of the supreme court; the chiei
justice and associate justices; the
congressional committee Of arrange
ments. the president and the presi
dent-elect: the ambassadors to the
United States; the ministers plenipo
tertiary; the vice-president and the
secretary of the senate: the senators
and eX-senators; the speaker of the
house and the representatives in
congress
The platform upon which President
Taft took the oath of Office extended
well out from the portico until #
overhung The broad plaza to the east
whore directly to the front were gath.
cred the cadets from the military and
naval academies. 10 the rear of whom
ere the other military bodies
President Taft Inaugurated.
The white-haired chief justice of the
United states. Melville w. Fuller. al
ministered the oath OF office to Mr.
TAFT. ~ho. when he had taken it, bent
and kissed the Bible held in the hand
OF his countrys chief jurist Imme.
diately following the taking of the
oath. President Taft delivered his In.
augural address.
The presidents speech frequently
was interrupted by applause and at
its close the great assembly broke int
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11
INAUGURAL PARADE
FINEST EVER SEEN
MARKED BY AN UNPREcsDENTeD
DISPLAY OF MILITARY.
CADETS ARE IN THE VAN
Regulars, Sailors and Marires from
Atlantic Fleet. National Guards
men and Scores OF Civic Or
osnixstions.
BY EDWARD 3. CLARK.

Washington. March 4.-Seldom has
he national capital witnessed pa.
radc that equaled In extent and mag.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1909-03-11

had formed the Cuban army Of pacins
cation. aud who had just left that ~.
land In pursuance Of the policy OF
The United States to withdraw it,
troops as soon as the Cubans gave evi
dence that they Were capable OF 2oV.
erning themselv In The force Of
regulars were cavalrymen. infantr..
men and artilierymen. the yellow. II
blue and The rel OF the service lend.
ing their coiors and some hing ~ tn
pomE aud circumstance OF wa l.nr.
To the parade
In the waters 81 Hampton roads fCr
en- day H. feet which h"l made g
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17

Little Johnny Co,ilon, the rabbit" is
to get back into harness shortly, having
signed to box six rounds with Patsy
Brannigan at Pittsburg October %. 1t
will be the first of u series of bouts in
which he hopes to engage this fall. and
should prove a thorough tryout for him.
as Brannigan has shown big improve
ment the past few months. Coulon's 8
path this fall and winter will not be an
easy one There are four first-class ban
tams clamoring Tor match with him,
and he will have to be a wonder to get
past the quartet without meeting with
a reverse-Monte Attell, Charley Goldman,
Phil McGovern and Joe Wagner. The
eastern lads have done lot of boxing
among themselves, while Coulon has
been laying off. and Attell has kept the
pot boiling on the coast by cleaning UP
the little fellows. CCulon will find the
whole proposition entirely different from
what it was when he was fighting last
spring.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17
this respect Harvard's situation is quite
similar to that of Pennsylvania.
Cornell's New Coaching Methods.

The location Of Cornell University in
town which is difficult of access to many
of her graduate foot ball stars has made
the coaching problem of the Ithacans
peculiar one In fact, Cornell men have
been wont to explain the poor showing
of their teams year after year to the
difficulty Of getting experienced coaches
who have the time to return to ithaca.
To get around that the present 1901 oali
management has secured the consent OF
three or four men to stay with the team
for the entire season. Then. instead OF
permitting other stars to return When-
ever the spirit moves them, they nave
arranged a schedule for visiting coaches
by which different men agree to return
and stay with the team for PERIOD oL
two weeks. The season has been divided
I'M between a dozen or more visiting
coaches. SO that Cornell expects TO get
the best available coaching from these
men.
Not until Cornell plays Harvard-No-
vember 6-will it be possible to determine
the real strength of the Ithacans. This
is due to the fact that Cornell plays an
entirely different set of opponents from
the other eastern universities. In some
respects Cornells schedule is likely 10
prove unsatisfactory. This Is because the
first half is made up of easy games and
the second of championship matches. In
November Cornell plays only three games
but all of them will test her strength to
the limit. What makes it worse is the
fact that the team plays two away from
home.
November 6 the Ithacans journey to
Cambridge where they will meet Har-
ward in a game that will demand top
notch condition to win. One week later
Chicago comes east. The Maroons are
likely to make more trouble than usual
this fall because of their desire to even
nm for last year, Then will come the
final game of the year with Pennsylvania
at Philadelphia. If Cornell gets through
Harvard and Chicago safely and faces
Pennsylvania in tip-top condition 1t Will
be the occasion for considerable surprise
as we'll as for sincere congratulations.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17
BILL BLUNT AWARDS
THE PALM TO F|Tz
Says Red Robert Is Greatest
Fiqhter Who Ever
Lived"
By Bill Blunt.
NEW YORK, October 16, 19

NEW YORK, October 16. 1909.
1t seems beyond all belief that man
could actively engage in the game of fist1-
cuffs for thirty straight years. but such
is the record of Bob Fitzsimmons Will
have established if he journeys to Aus
tralia this fall, as he hopes, and fights
under the banner of Hugh d. Mcintosh.
When the fans start talking about the
greatest fighter who ever lived they
wouldn't be making very grievous error
If they awarded the palm to the titan
tinted ex-blacksmith. During those thirty
years he met more tough men than any
heavy or middle-weight who ever laced
on glove, not even barring the unbeaten
Jeffries. In fact, he met practically al
of the dangerous men JEFF met, and sew
eral whom the latter did not meet. If
Fitz doesn't change his mind about go
ing to Australia In the meantime, it will
be his first visit to the old home and
fireside I'm approximately twenty years
He left Sydney in the spring of 1890, and
1910 will not be far distant when he
again sets foot on the old stamping
grounds. Immediately before sailing for
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17
He proved his gameness too often I
leave any doubt.

s..--s
While boxing affairs are practically at
a standstill in Greater New York at pres
ent. is is confidently expected that things
will loosen up after election. The plan
of the local club managers In not trying
to resume their shows in the face CT the
present opposition is wise one. In the
first place the stage wouldn't draw very
well at the gate with everybody interested
In and talking politics. If they did at
tempt to run knock would be bound to
go IN from. one quarter or ant ther, and
that would have tendency to put the
damper on when they tried to resume
next month. 1t seems to be pretty we'll
understood that bill will be introduced
In the next legislature legalizing boxing
in this state. In the meantime the match
makers will steer clear Of the champions
until they see just how the land lays and
satisfy themselves with boys Of lighter
caliber.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17
Ballard to Enter Penn,

PHILADELPHIA, October 16.-Track
possibilities at the University of Pennsyl-
vania have frightened materially with
the announcement that Joseph Ballard.
the crack miller ana two-miler, intends
enrolling at the Quaker City institution
this fall. Ballard is already in Philadel-
phia and will take up his duties a
member Of the undergraduate e body very
soon. Trainer Mike Murphy expects mucn
Of the youngster who adopts the Red and
Blue with both reputation and past per-
Torrance.
AS a member of the Boston Athletic
Association Ballard went to Seattle last
August ard competed in the National A.
a. L. championships there. He won the
Junior and senior mile events at that
time. In the former run he established
new junior record for the distance. ccv-
ering the mile in minutes 81 SO seconds.
AS schoolboy in his home at Providence.
r. l., he made several new interscholastic
marks. The best part of his work u
that he is a consistent performer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17
New Track Coach for Tigers.

PRINCETON, N. j.. October 49,
Charles H. Wilson of Chicago has been
selected by the Princeton Athletic Assoc
citation as track coach to succeed A. L.
Copeland. who has acted in this capacity
for the last four years. He comes to
Princeton highly recommended by Coach
Stagg OF Chicago and Bert Williams,
captain of Prin reton's track team In 1905
He has had a great deal of experiences in
all forms OF track athletics.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17

Hope Falconer. the Technical High
School foot ball player who was hurt re-
Gently, was also one of the mainstays Of
the relay team. Although he will prob
ably not be seen on the gridiron any more
this year. he expects to get In shape for
track work
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17

hold their regattas. as 1t is the fitting
place of all America"
AS said above. the movement is grow
inis and 1t is not unlikely the regatta will
come here in 191O-that is, IL the organize
ton that usually backs all such move
mentS-the Potomacs-finds that the talk
is backed up by solid comfort-money-
and is not all sentiment
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17

Max Reyes. the Y. NJ. C. A. basket ball
star, is now trying fer the Georgetown
University team. Coach Joyce thinks we'll
of him, and he is almost sure Of place
on the Ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-10-17

A comparison of the scale of prices as
announced by Coffroth for the Johnson
Ketcheil contest and the membership dues
that had been decided upon for the de-
funct Ketchell-Langford bout will give a
pretty fair idea of what New Workers
will pay to see a contest II you show
them something you think looks good to
them. For johnson and Ketchell the scale
said, general admission. 81; maln-f cor
seats, 81 and So: box and ringsioe seats,
$1O. The dues for ketcheIl and Langford,
with an advance membership reservation
of nearly $4,000 three days before the con-
test were: Bleachers, $40; pavilion. $50;
box and ringside seats, $50. For the ten
rounds without a decision, it is generally
conceded the two m ddleweights would
have drawn in dues in excess of $35,OOO.
Quite bunch for limited. ound-no-de
ciSion affair.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-12-02

Col. S. V. Pickens, accom-
panied by Mrs. Pickens, left on
Monday for Florida, where they
wall spend the Winter.
Rev. +. N. Wilcox is expected
home today (Thursday) from
his business trip North. The
usual services, conducted by Mr.
Wilcox, Will be held at st. James
next Sunday.
BORN-To Mr.. and Mrs. G.
H. T. BLY,, on Sunday, a daughter.
Both mother and child are doing
we'll, as is Mr.. BLY,, also.
Chas. H. Singleton, the con-
tractor, was in town Saturday,
visiting his family. Mr.. Sing
Teton has a large contract in
South Carolina.
Capt. Wofford writes from
Florida that he sits on the porch
Of Mrs. Kings Welaka Hotel,
with his feet on the railing and
watches the st. Johns River
flowing by. The CAPTAIN says
the fishing is good and he and
Mrs. Wofferd are we'll.
A possum in the tree in front
of Edwards Hardware store, Fri
day, occupied the undivided and
close attention of several men,.
bers of the new organization
here, 'The Sons Of Rest"
There will be a box supper
given at the Horse Shoe school
house on next Saturday night, to
which everyone is invited.
The interest in that $50 prize,
offered by the First National
Bank for the biggest hog, is
really remarkable. 1t will result
in some wonderful hogs in this
county next year. The Commit
tee to handle the matter will soon
be appointed.
Mrs. Hunt has leased Esmer-
aida Inn to J. H. Collins for the
Winter.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-12-02
Oh, you egg beaten !

Oh, you egg beater!
Mrs. A. E. Posey, Miss Maidee
Griffin and Miss Chewing spent
Sunday in Tryon, the guests of
Mrs. Foster.
The Henderson-Polk County
Medical Society will meet at the
court house, in Hendersonville,
next Tuesday at $3.50 pm. Elec-
ton of officers and other import
ant business makes the presence
of all members desirable.
A. c.. Morris is excavating and
getting ready to erect a new
store house, corner of Justice and
Sixth avenue, west.
Little Miss Ruth Wetmur is
recovering nicely from a recent
minor operation, performed by
Or. Briggs at the MISSION hos
pital.
The teachers meeting at the
court house Saturday was well
attended.
Mr.. c.. F. White of Ashevilie
was in town, Monday. Mr..
White talks encouraginly of the
Asheville = Greenville electric
railway.
Mrs. Grant and daughter Miss
Ada, will leave this week for
Washington, D. c., to be gone
all Winter.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-12-02

The Wanteska Rebekah Lodge
had a most enjoyable social time
in their hall, Thanksgiving night.
About eighty people enjoyed the
excellent music, helped to con-
sumo twenty-eight pounds of
taffy and had all kinds of fun out
of the numerous games played.
DR.. L. B. Morse was in town
Monday. There are now nine
patients at DR.. Morse's Santa
rum at Chimney Rock.
George Justice left Saturday
for Monks Corner, S. c., where
he has an extensive survey to
make.
Mrs. C.. C. Huguely, who has
been so i'll at the home of her
mother, Mrs. RoBards, during
the past seven weeks, is now
steadily improving.
MI. j. Williams has about per-
fected the organization of his
new club, known as THE Sons
of Rest" Anyone desiring to
join would do well to see the
4=-. -
genial ex-sherif at once.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. C. Reed have
returned from Baltimore. Mr..
Reed says Baltimore is a good
town, but the sun shines brighter
in Hendersonville.
G.. M. Glazener went to Ashe-
vile, Monday.
The new station on the Southern
railroad between Flat Rock and
Zirconia, to be known as Tuxedo,
will be open December 1. All
trains will stop there.
Jno. T. Wilkins, of Calhoun
Wilkins, is confined to his home
by a very severe cold which his
many friends trust will develop
into nothing more serious.
Capt. w. d. Miller. who has
been very feeble of late. is i'm
proving, his many friends will
be pleased to learn.