Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-10-21
LIGHT AND AIRY.
This Doa Not a Quadruped.
Little Of Everything.
Tommy Turf seemed particularly


This Dog Not a Quadruped. " -.
Tommy Turf seemed particularly oo- LII
fuse that morning, but dear teacher IT
was determined to make him u'uer-
stand. ,
you say you own dog, Tommy. Fred GER
she said. Then you have quad of speech.
ruped don't you see?' yesterday
NOM" replied Tommy. that one
But / explained to you moment South Pole:
ago that any animal with Iour NS" What die
was n quadruped'' mo, bat
"Yes'm but Buster lost one o his'n Baltimore a
fghtin' b trolley car.'-Cathollc stan
ina and Timae
He says
Suitable Name. speaks"
whats that you call your mule Don't yo
Il calls him Corporation, an NO"
swered the old colored man. "Why?"
How did you come to give nm Sucn Il have
a name?" ton Post.
Fun studyn' de animal an readin
de papers Dat mule gifts mo blame otre'
~, ahuse dan ANYTHING else in de Mrs. Elan
township an goes ahead having ms 1u rat VINE
own way jes' de same. "-Washnstoh hospital
Star. WIZ. -
pose the be
Its Troubles. a stretchcr.
The family skeleton complained.
Il wouldn't mind being exhibited WI
once in a WHILE" said the skeleton, Charles
articuatng with difficulty through It's general, wa
set teeth but they air me SO ire en- one ia
quently in the courtroom, where the gagged IN II
air is always VIGOROUSLY bad or the Wor
But who thinks of looking at class he
such exhibitions from the family skele- deal OF hes
tons point of vew?-ChcagO Tribune We'll, now
for?'
Great Expectations. The class
Father-SO you want to marry my ment, Wher
daughter? What are your eXpecta- small boy.
tons? well, Jo
Suitor-We expect to elope il you encouraging
refuse your consent to marriage Why" $
and expect forgiveness Wheh we umphantly
get back. Then expect you to discovery
make an allowance. Capital.
Smoking in This Church. O,
In order to stimulate interest in the "Oh graz
afternoon meeting for men, the Rev city girl, a.
Thomas w. Cook, rector of ST. An grandfather
drew's Episcopal church here, an you let me
nounces that he will permit smoking
INVITATIONS have been sent broad 80 bet,
cast asking the to attend the runs true
meetings, bringing their smoking ma Yes; in
terials-either pipes cigars peas and il
along Boston Ira
The Rev. Mr. Cooks congregation is
aet" II 81 nrove snrcessfuI-Sew York MY husl
,n,arin.n polaritis"
"Polaritis
Sermons in Hats. is that"
Nell-That frghtfuly long Its n
sermon the minister preached this to doubt ev
morning troit Free
Belle-Why, didn't notice it was
unusually long.
Nell--Of not; you had on >h'cher-
new hat.-Philadelpha Record. cisihseS'
The Growth of Fly. can't make
Bacon-They say the house fly be- up to be
comes full grown in about four weeks for baths
Do you believe that?
Egbert-Yes; if everybody around
+b house, l. . had shot Workers Did you
,e,ta+asm.n red W
shine?" ask
Such Rudeness NO. ans
Il really believe remarked young amt sunsh
Green, that the average woman is Washington
endowed with sixth sense
Yes sixth is about right re- One
joined Oldbach. The other five-sixths Johh u.
ora ,s,o11, MISSING -C,hicaeo News the last add
day school
Up and Down. said of care
Gunner-Howdy. old man! l own an TOO man
airship. Drop up sometimes full on one
C1uver-ThankS And YOU must drop Thus Goa
down sometimes. know shoutt
Gunner-Down? ploye who W
Guyer-Yes: l own a submarine Hold OF
boat-Chicago News. can't have
trife large
Strictly BUSINESS. Jim shou
"Who presented the Count to you? ".This all
asked the privileged friend - tons
mo one" answered the heiress. 4 ooh all
bought him"-Lippincotts. notified to1
al, ,.,., - 10 ahead w
She-'Im living on brown bread and Scum
water to improve my complexion. "Whats
He--"How long you keep it up?" toms officer
She-"O indefinitely, guess. the bottom
He-"Then let's get married-Bos- "That is
ton transcript 'Poteness'
Hat of the Future. i'u t JUS. Ia
Stella-"How will you have your hat ,. g. - >,
trimmed?' 1850. ~,
-. ,.o ~, h;,onn industry in
wing efect.-New York Sun.
The Willing Lender. .1+ : IN,
Nelshpors chllo; flease' sh papa that's late"
wants to know II ne can borro" your Yes; and
lawn mower?' to wait for
=. u b. Urpah: sure. len MN tinued the v
it's at the sharpener's-he knows the Journal
place. And there's dolar-hfty
charges it. Tell him to pay the Pract
charges and say that l sent him for Stubb-W
the mower. 1t will be all right. Glad devoting
CaIl la1, -l.,.ol ol aircb