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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-05-22

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The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
Not His CompIaint.

A short while since a number of
amateur musicians in country town
met for the purpose Of organizing an
orchestra. They were successful in
procuring all the performers they de-
sired except an ophicleide player.
One Of the number finally volun-
teered to take up the instrument and
try to learn to play it, He had no
Ophicleide; but, bearing that he could
probably borrow one from young
man in the place who was thought to
own one. he happening to meet him in
the street one day. accosted him with:
How are you. Brown? heard you
had an ophicleide.
Brown looked at him in utter amaze
uent. having probably never heard OF
such an instrument before. and STAN
mered out:
"WeIl, III was very III about two
weeks ago. but don't think II had that,
at any rateg' London Graphic. .
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
For Discharge From
i. Guardianship


GEORGIA, Lee County.
Ms. Mary B. Heath, guardian Of Mabel
King. formerly Mabel Heath, has applied
70 me for discharge from her guardian
ship Of said Mabel King,
This is therefore.to notify all persons
concerted to 6le their objections. if any
they have, on or before the first Monday
In August next, else said Mary 3. Heath
will he discharged from her guardianship
As applied for. This, July S, leo9
Geo. G. Edwards, Ordinary
Lee County
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
PERSONAL. AND
LOCAL. = y ~ ).

Misses Mamie HOlIey and Ethel Atkins
returned to their home in Albany sun
day after short visit to friends and
relatives here.
Messrs. C. G. Holiday. Arthur Nor
gan and John Lyon. Of Leesburg, were
among the visitors who spent Sunday here.
Albany Herald.
Mr.. Logan. Of Florida. isbere on a Wis
it to friends and relatives.
MRS. George Paul. Of Sumatra. Fla, is
The guest d friends and relatives here this
week.
Mr.. Julian Price spent a short while in
6mithVille Tuesday,
We ave glad to state that Judge Hines is
able to be out again.
Mrs. A. w, Godwin has been quite sick
Mess, Robert King and Mac Tracy at
tended 10 business in Fl. Valley Wednes-
day.
Mrs. il. H. MccOOk, Of Albany, is the
guest Of friends and RELATIVES here this
week.
Mr.. H. G. Odom attended to business III
Albany Monday,
Mess ]. w and Duncan Forester trans
acted b' siness in Albany Monday.
Mess. T c. Tharpe and W. B. Heath
spentlast Sunday in Preston.
Mr.. T. F. Ford spent couple Of days
with friends and relatives in Terrell coun--
IT,
Mrs. w. r. McAfee, Of Smithville. spent
Monday afternoon with friends and rela-
tives here,
Mrs. T. w. Love returned home Mon
day after short visit to friends and rela-
tives in Albany.
Miss Willis Belle Dliskells spent last
Sunday afternoon with friendsgn Albany,
s.or dosss Cos vii cure any case of
Chils aud Fever. Price a5c.
Miss Giles, Of Camilla, Is the attractive
guestof Miss Willie johnson here this
week.
i or doses ''656" will cure any case Of
chals and lfsxerss Pdce2sc,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
A Preeaution.

young man." said her father, II
don't want you to be too attentive to
my daughter"
"Why- er-really," stanmered the
timid young man. II had hoped to
marry her sorne"
Exactly and I'd like to have you
marry her. but If you're too attentive
to her you won't have money enough
to do it."-Liverpool Mercury.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
NOTICE!

Notice Is hereby given to all persons.
that we. the executors Of the estate Of
Henry J. Lamar, deceased, will not be re-
sponsibe for any debt, contract or cove
nant made by any agent Of or overseer tor
the late Henry ]. Lamar, unless written
authority therefor Is first obtained from us
This July 9, 1909.
Mrs. Jack Lamar,
Henry j, Lamar, Jr.,
Executors
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
DISSOLUTION NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given to the public and
former patrons Of the Leesburg Market,
composed Of s. B. Smith. Agt,. and G.
a. BLACK, that from and after this date.
July a, lSOo GA. Black ceases to be a
member Of said partnership After said
date S, B, Smith. Agt, will BE- the sole
owner and proprietor thereof.
This. July q, 1909.
$. B. smith, Agt.
Geo. A. Black
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
Chokee Items,
(By F. B. HI

We are glad TO state that Mr., Geo. H.
Lassmore is rapidIy improving.
MI. w. j. Burks mother has been in .
bad state Of health Tor the past two months
but is mpch better now.
Mrs. I. J, Green and daughters were
the guests Of Mrs. Tom Hayslip Saturday.
Say Burg boys don't Desoto boys
play hall? CHESS that DeSoto thinks
Smithville lays right well too.
Miss Ruth Ridley. Ct Sylvester; Misses
Maude Clements and Ford, OF Warwick,
are the guess Of Misses Maude and Eula
Burke this week
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23

III. H. BASS, Manager, wants a good
hustling man to write insurance in this
county for the Jefferson STANDARD Life In.
surance Co Address 3Ia English Ameri-
can Building, Atlanta, Ga. II
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
Almost oualifed.

'Help youF" scofed the lrate house
wife. "WeIl. guess not only as
sist fnvalids."
"Well, num-" responded Beefsteak
Ben as he tried to remove the bulldog
from his shins. I'LL be an invalid If /
stay here rluch longer"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
The Poor MiIkman Aaain.

The milkman was boiling over with
Indignation
"And you mean to say my milk don't
look right?" he snapped "Why, lady,
this can of milk is a picturew
"Ah. yes" laughed the keen house
wife; "a fine water color Exchange
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23

Caller So your cook has passed away
to better place? Hostess Yes. but !
don't know If she'll stay. Poor Bridget
was very hard to suit Boston Trav-
eler.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
In the matter Of Lucy In Bankru,tev.
A. Odom, Bankrupt.

4. odom, Bankrupt, y 1'nSf'p'Sy'
Under and by virtue OF an order from
the District Court Of the United States Tor
the Southern District of Georgia, Albany
Division, there will be sold before the
court house door in the city of LeeSburg,
Ga. on the 27th day of July, 1909, be-
tween the hours Of 1900 O'Clock and 400
O'Clock, t" the highest bidder for cash, the
following described property, to-wit: One
house and lot in the City of LeeSbure
Ga Lee County, same being the residence
of Lucy A. Odom, Bankrupt; Also one
store-honse and lot in the City OF Leesburg
ZEE County Ga. same being that known as
the Lucy A. Odoln store-house and LOT.
Said sale to be suject to the confirmation
of the Referee in Bankruptcy. Bids to be
secured b deposit Of roper cent. Of the
amount of the bid.
RI BACON. s.
Trustee in Bankruptcy for Lucy a. Odon,
Bankrupt. At
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23

1.-THE poet is born, not made sayeth
the proverb. In other words, it isn't
his own fault
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23

IN TIL e DIST RIOT
COURT OF THE UNIT
ED STATES FOR THE
ALBANY DIvISIO
OF THE S o q 4 III ERN
DIST RIOT OF G. EOR.
GIA,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23
4. i BACON.


HOW is YOUR LIVER?
If your liver is right You feel. well all over,
L. L [. keeps it right.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1909-07-23

DO YOU FREL BADLY?
NsO your liver is wrong you need L. l..
L. Ask yopr druggist about ii.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
TRY the MONEY-BACKCURE FOR
INDlGESTl0N

Nine times in ten stomach derange-
ments are responsible for sallow COM
plexion, dull eyes and thin body.
1t is the stomach that supplies
nourishing blood to the muscles, the
nerves, and skin. If the stomach is
healthy, plenty of nutritious matter
will be absorbed by the blood. If it
is not healthy, the food will ferment,
and undigested, will pass along
through the bowels, furnishing so lit
tie nutritious matter that the blood
becomes impoverished, and the glow
of health vanishes. 80. 49,.
If you suffer from nervousness, sick
headache, belching of gas, sour taste
in the mouth, heaviness after eating,
or any other miserable stomach dis
turbance, you need Mi-o-na, and the
sooner you get it the quicker you will
be healthier ana happier.
1t will relieve any distressed stom-
ach condition almost Immediately.
1t will cure if used according to direc-
tions. Hanson & Emerson sells it for
SO cents large box, and they think
enough of it to- guarannee it to cure
indigestion. .:t"S, ~ 40 81
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
MORE HORSES IN PARIS.
They Are Increasing in Spite of the
Autos Competition.

They Are Increasing in Spite of the
Autos Competition.
While New York and London are
talking about the displacement Of
horses in the city streets and the pos
sibility of their final disappearance
from the cities through the growing
use of electricity and of automobiles,
the number of horses used in Paris
grows at rapid rate.
The latest enumeration of the vehi-
cles circulating in the French capital
shows an increase in horse drawn
carriages for public hire alone Of
33 1-3 per cent in eight years. In sew
enteen years omnibuses and street
cars have increased almost two and a
half times in number.
There are now 10000 carriages for
public hire drawn by horses, as
against 10000 in 1900, and the omni-
buses and street cars have increased
from S45 in 1891 to 1000.
Private carriages drawn by horses
number 5000, merchant wagons 49,
zoe, trucks 10000, carriages and wag-
ons of the municipality 1,S00
OF automobiles in Paris there are
10000 IN private ownership, and there
are 2,250 automobiles for public hire.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Misery Loves Company.

An old couple in Glasgow were in a
very depressed state owing to dull
trade.
Thinking their son in America
would help them, they wrote, stating
their trouble, and that if he did not
help them they would have to go to
the poorhouse.
Three weeks passed and then came
letter from their SON, saying:
Dear Mither and Father - Just
wait anither FORTNIGHT an I'll come
hame an gang WI ye. Your affec.
tionate son.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
BOYS BATTLE WITH SNAKE.
Hard Struggle in the Water With a
Moccasin That Wouldn't Be Scared.
(Aa,itNexD M6Y,0,MJ

Hard Struggle in the Water With
Moccasin That Wouldn't Be Scared.
Dan Russell of Brownsville and
Wren Tyus, residing west of town
went fishing in Big Hatchie river near
Van Buren,, nine miles from here. AS
they stepped into the boat they no.
ticed a big moccasin snake crossing
the stream. They agreed to follow
and kill it. 3.
They had hardly left the side of the
river when the moccasin discovered
their design and came back, meeting
them in midstream, showing fight by
his upright position. Russell struck
the snake with an oar and sent him
under the water. He came UP more
vicious than ever. He struck savage
ly at the boat and it's occupants, and
made dash for the inside of the
boat.
In their efforts to keep the snake
out the boys overturned the boat and
both were in the water with the mad
snake. They dived and came up di.
rectly opposite the reptile. A second
dive was made and the snake follow
ed Tyus and bit him in the thigh. He
came up calling for help.
Russell managed to get him to the
bank and examined his wound, which
was fast swelling. He carried him to
his hCme nearby and there medical
assistance was rendered, He is very
sick, but the attending physician
thinks he will recover.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Where Barrie Got His Idea.

1t is said that the late Lord Penn
broke indirectly gave Mr.. Barrie the
idea for his play The Admirable
Crichton.' He, the earl, went out on
voyage of discovery to a South Sea
island, accompanied only by a young
country doctor. Once on the island
the couple missed the steamer some
how that was to convey them to Eng.
land. They had to stay there for
long time and, according to his lord
ship, it was the young doctor who
became leading spirit and master of
the situation all around. 1T was l
who should have blacked his boots"
the earl would laughingly tell. Just
as the castaways in Barrie's play, re-
lief came at last to the earl and
doctor, who were rescued by pass
ing boat and brought back safe to old
England.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
A Good Time COMING.

Fortunately there is now a strongly
marked tendency 10 make the great
towns OF the country healthier and
more picturesque, by providing better
sanitation, more open spaces, and
more natural attractions. In this way
life will be frightened, and in time
made less monotonous. 1t is useless,
we fear, to hope for a time when ev-
cry house will have garden, although
this is what ought to be aimed at.
But it is not too much to hope that
the time will come when every house
will be within easy reach of a park
or recreation ground.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

Claman's players will entertain the
public in care you crazy" at the
opera house next Tuesday evening.
Popular prices. =
A book on Rheumatism, and a trial
treatment of DIR. Shoop's Rheumatic
Remedy-Iiquid or Tablets-is being
sent free to suffers by DR.. Shoop, of
of Racine, Wis. You that are well
get this book for some discouraged,
disheartened sufferer! Do a simple act
of humanity! Point out this way to
quick and certain relief! Surprise
some sufferer, by first getting from
me the booklet and the test. He will
appreciate your aid. Hanson &
Emerson. 40 1T
One of the most entertaining enter
tainments is offered by Clamans's
trouge of players in care you crazy.
Opera House Tuesday evening, May
II. Be sure and see it.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
BanZai.

"Banzai" is the only Japanese word
that most of us know. According to a
contributor to Notes and Queries, it
is only about fifteen or sixteen years
old. Its birthplace was the Imperial
university of Toxic. 1t was invented
by DR.. Shigeno, one of the highest
authorities on Japanese literature, in
response to a request for an equivalent
way of expressing congratulations,
"Banzai' has travelled all over the
world.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Drum Signals.

In Africa the natives have a perfect
system of signaling with drums. They
rap out messages from village to vii
lage, and it is wonderful how swiftly
and far they are able to spread the
news. The drunc ling is always done at
night, when sound travels far. The
beginning of the signaling is general
ly roll from drum in one of the
villages. Then the answer comes
from village one or two miles away.
So the signal travels for hundreds of
miles.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Merits Of the Jewish Immigrant.

It is satisfactory to be told that
there is no reason why Canada should
not offer a large field for future Jew
ish settlement. We do not believe
that the statesmen of Canada will
lightly close their doors against a
people, who have done remarkable
work in the development of British
colonies, and may do even more 20
strengthen the Dominion and quicken
it's progress towards its great goal.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
It Reads Like a Fairy Tale.

An Atchison girl had always heard
of the impoliteness of women in fail
ing to thank men for giving up seat
in the street car, and decided that she
would be an exception. A man gave
her a seat Saturday night in crowd
ed car, affording her the opportunity
for which she had been looking. "Oh,
thank you thousand times" she said.
1T was just what wanted and how
did you ever guess it? 1t is so thought
full of you, and l do appreciate it so
much" Then, as she sank into the
seat: "And such a comfortable seat.
It is the most comfortable seat ever
sat in, oh thank you again!':
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
SI0O Reward, $IOO.

The readers of this paper willibe pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being con-
StitutiOnal disease, requires constitutional
treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
terndlly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation of the diseaae, and
and insisting nature in doing its
work. The proprietors have so much faith in
its curative powers that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure
Send for list of testimonials. 40 4t
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo Ohio
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation. -
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
WON'T SLIGHT A GOOD FRIEND.

''If ever need a cough medicine
again / know what to get," declares
Mrs. A. L.. Alley of Beals, Me-, ''for,
after using ten bottles of DIR. Kings
New Discovery, and seeing its excel
lent results in my own family and OF
hers, l am convinced it is the best
medicine made for Coughs, Colds and
lung trouble. :" Every one who tries it
feels just that way. Relief is felt at
once and its quick cure surprises you.
For Bronchitis, Asthma, Hemorrhage,
Group, LaGrippe, Sore Throat, pain
in chest or lungs its supreme. SOC and
S1.O0. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed
by Hanson & Emerson. 49 At
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Largest Wooo Block

In the erection of railroad bridge
over the Susquehanna river at Hayre
de Grace the American Bridge com.
pany will make use of what is prob
ably the largest wood block ever made.
1t has been made especially for the
work, and weighs 1850 pounds, meas
ures thirty inches across the shell and
is rated at sixty tons capacity. The
shackle is a solid forging three and a
half inches thick. -...
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Optimistic to the End.

: Some time ago there was flood In
western Pennsylvania. An old fellow
who had lost nearly everything ne
possessed was sitting on the roof OF
the house as it fioated along when
boat approached.
Hello, John"
Hello, Dave"
. "Are your fowls all washed away,
john"
; Yes, but the ducks can SWIM re-
piled the old man.
Apple trees gone?'
well, they said the crop would be
q failure, anyhow"
81 see the floods away above your
window
That's all right, Dave. Them win
Aows needed washin' anyhow.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
That Was His Trouble.

The best man noticed that one of
the wedding guests, gloomy looking
young man, did not seem to be enjoy
ing himself. He was wandering about
The hest man took it upon himself to
cheer him up.
"Er-have you kissed the bride?" he
asked by way ofintroduction.
Not lately" replied the gloomy one
with a faraway expression.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Many A Day is Spoiled

BY cough which cannot be broken
by ordinary remedies. But why not
try a medicine that will cure any
cough that any medicine can cure?
That is Kemp's Balsam. 1t is recon-
mended by doctors and nurses, and 1T
sosts only Is cents at any druggists S
or dealers. Keep a bottle always in
the house and you will always be pre-
pared to treat cold or cough before
it causes any suffering at all. 40
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Town Fattens on Motor Fines.

Local activity in the suppression Of
automobile speeding has been the
cause of bringing into the little town
ship Of Arlington, Pa, the tidy sum
of $500 since the 1st of May. During
that time no less than sixty fines
have been administered, ranging from
$40 to $50, fifty.seven cases have been
dismissed, fines suspended in twenty
cases and warnings given in NO less
than 1872 other instances.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Trouble in the Air.

What are you making that noise
for?" queried the robin.
"Noise!". screetched the jay, darting
at the other bird with hostile intent.
'"That's singing, you mean, jealous up
start!"
The robin took refuge in instant
fight, and thus another rash and fool
hardy exponent of the higher critlsm
was driven ignominiously from the
field ..-. s.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
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Dining Table as Altar,

Probably. in only one church in the
country is dining table to be. found
doing duty as an altar. The church
which has this distinction is the par.
ish church at Wolferton, Norfolk, the
beautiful building often honored by
the king when at his .Sandringham
home. =
The table, which once groaned un-
der r-the baron's viands, now supports
the vessels of communion, and the
beautiful piece of furniture, at one
time the pride of the hall, is now the
valued possession of the church.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Their Game,

A poor lady the other day fastened
to the nursery and said to her little
daughter:
Minnie, what do you mean bv
shouting and screaming? Play quietly
like Tommy. See, he doesn't make a
sound"
OF course he doesn't" said the
little girl. That is our game. He is
papa coming home late, and am
YOU
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
So Saw We all of us!

Inoffensive Citizen (whc has been
trampled upon and nearly had an eye
jabbed out by passing lady).-'Er-I's
slightly deaf"
Perfect LADY, didn't speak"
Inoffensive Citizen-"Oh, forgive me
Il thought you said I beg your par
don.'"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
Sense.

when you were young man you
had an ambition to become a poet"
"Yes''
"Why, then, have you gone into the
clothing business?"
Because of the chances, my boy.
The law doesn't compel people to read
poetry; it does demand that they wear
clothes"