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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08


p. Halliday were doing Europe, early
In May. ~ a
An election for May Queen was
held at Temperance Reform hall on
MAY 10th, which attracted a large
crowd. Misses FaAnie Barclay and
Lille Ford, the leading contestants,
received 1922 and 6c9 votes, respec-
lively. The queen presided at a pic
mic held at Glen FERN on May nth
The Bulletin estimated that 500 men,
woman and children attended the
picnic. The net profits were sl74.
Mayor Winter read his annual mes
sage TO the city council on May l4th.
Referring 10 the moral condition Of
the city, ne said The morals of the
community are greatly improved the
past year, which is attributed to the
reforms inaugurated, Tor We see the
beneficial effects of the same, and by
closer supervision OF the police
force IL Is piOpuSSh ~ Stlli SiNN'''
improve the same. The Sabbath day
is becoming more and more observed
Saloons are kept better closed, and
with the exception of laborers from
across the river coming here and be-
coming intoxicated, and appearing
upon our streets, can safely say we
have gained that height of morris that
few communities the size OF this city
can boast Of" At this meeting. city
officers were appointed as follows;
City counsellor VIM. b. GILBERT
street supervisor, w. II. Sehutter; as
sistant chief of fire department, VIM
T. Eeerwart. iailer, Patrick Ma
honey; chief Of police. c. d. AFTER;
policemen, John Hogan. W. +. AXiey,
A. Cain, George Wilson and George
Olmstead At this meeting the coun-
ell donated $3.50 to the Hibernian
Fire company for its new engine
house in course of erection.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
Nav Statement.

The above is correct statement OF
the circulation of The Cairo Bulletin
for the year 1908 and for the month Of
May. 1909.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this 4th day of June, 1909.
LEO ]. KLEB,
Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
WHAT A WOMAN WILL NOT DO.

There is nothing 9 woman would not do 70 re-
gain her lost beauty She ought to be fully zeal.
oas In preserving her good looks The herb drink
called Lanes Family Medicine or lanes Tea
lie the most efficient aid in preserving besati-
fal skin. and will do more than anything else TO
restore the roses 20 faded cheeks. AT al druggists
AID dealers, zse-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
BY RON WILLIAMS


MAN Is an abb
sent-minded beg
gar" remarked
Skinkle, fiicking
the ash from his
cigar and beaming
across one or
Herr Lobi's tabies
at his bohemian
audience.
AS somebody
has said" re-
marked the cynic.
dryly.
Couple this. "
continues Skinkle.
ignoring the sally.
with the easy
mark streak that
is In all OF us.
makes the aver
age individual
good picking for
the light-tingered
gentry.
For instance ?"
Queried Fox, dra W.
ing him on.
Il see you are
sceptical. laughed
Skinkle. confident.
ly. "Ill prove 1t,
Do you see that
fellow in the writ.
ing-room yonder?
Well. he has his
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
BITS OF SCIENCE.

Great Britains rarest bird Is the
kite. which has but single breeding
place. In the hills OF Wales.
A railroad has invaded the holy city
of Medina, and the tomb of NOLAN.
med has been Illuminated by cleo
tricity.
A mans idea OF being a devil OF Q
fellow is to bow TO some one he knows
who is In an automobile with an
actress.
What a woman can never under
stand 10 how other women can say the
mean things about her that she says
about them.
Men who come home late at night
have two ways OF acting at breakfast
the next morning. One is to be very
cross, SO nobody will dare say any
thing about 1t; the other is to be
very cheerful. so no one will want to
spoil his good humor.-New York
Press. .-.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
Had to Have Her Cigarettes.

Because the management OF the
hotel after frantic but fruitless
searching OF the city. was unable to
provide any OF the peculiar brand OF
London cigarettes which she is &C
customed to smoke and which she says
are absolutely essential to her hap
piness. Mrs, George Wyndham, a
wealthy and pretty young English
woman, from exclusive Hyde Park
London, gave up her handsome apart
ments in the Hotel Plaza In New
York. With hex pretty ANA demure
English maid she went to visit friends
In Tuxedo park, where, she said, she
would have no trouble In getting all
OF the cigarettes OF the brand she so
much desired. but of which she has
been deprived
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

Advertisers value the Bulletin be
cause of its extraordinary pulling
power.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
CAIRO IN 1878
fcalro Bulletin, Edited by John H.
Oberly).
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

John H. Oberly resumed the man
agement of The Bulletin on May list,
and Thomas Nally. an unusually
bright newspaper man, took editorial
charge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

The Bulletin 10 On sale 10 the FOL
lowing places:
Coieman's, 214 Eighth street
Halliday House News stand.
ulue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
How to
Fight
Fires
in Home
BY v. 8. ROGERS.
0his State Fire Marshal.

place the water fire bucket keep from
freezing bucket should be kept each floor
Ia be hidden in ornamental boxes
The effective piece of apparatus for putting starting fire
of "arbonc acid extngushes"
fire department When
inverted ready suphurc acid is spilled from in its
full baking When they together water
formed which makes pressure that will throw the
enclosed places which could with
q bucket
This gas by the helps greatly smothering the flame
full of fluid which
on starting fire Many choke blaze
lrenad aeh usedex ships.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

The high school guards had drill
on May End. Among the boys en-
rolled were Ed Halliday, Will Johns
ton, John Rennie. Herman Schulz
Frank Garlic Eddie Kelly and Oliver
MeNulty.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

Cairo, Alexander County, iIiinoIa
Population t6.i47.
Mayor GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, X. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer, FRANK b. ARM.
STRON
City Attorney, HUNTER BIRD.
Comptroller. ERNEST WORKMAN
Magistrate, ANDREW WHITCAMP.
Chief of Police, NJ. 8. EGAN.
Alexander County. Population 27,467
County Clerk, JESSE Il. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk. ALFRED BROWN.
Sheriff. FRANK Il. DAVIS.
States Attorney, ALEX M. WILSON.
County Superintendent OF Schools,
PROF. s. e. GOTT.
Assessor and Treasurer. FRED II
NELLIS.
Coroner DR.. JAS. MMANUS.
Doard o. County Commissioners
J. ]. JENNELLH. Chairman.
G. v. NEFF.
DIR. EDWIN CAUSE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
WOTnen'S
Millinery
Must Come
Off
in Church
BY REV. CHARLES Z. JEFFERSON.

ETH AVENUE churches will be the very latest adopt
that sensible of removing their hats
Already we're way behind the times because don't do it,
New York is the best market in the world for false hair
and other artificial aids TO beauty And especially during
the last year there have been perfect urore for
false pufs and u and all of base endngs in the
Every best society," Perhaps the the big hats
to up connections
rate nntc he ladies tha Ell ahor
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

We are admonished to let our light
shine before all men. but not to make
a Fourth OF July fireworks display
of IL
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

A woman dlslikes a neighborhood
either because there is too much gos'
sin or because there isn't enough.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08
THE PORTO RICAA BILL
Concluded from First Page).

be made direct 10 an executive depart
ment OF the government of the United
States to be designated by the presl-
dent. ard such department is authoi
lied to take jurisdiction OF all matters
pertaining to the island.
Adjourned until Friday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

II smoke from chimneys blow down
or II SCOT takes fire more readily than
usual. or falls down the chimney into
the CRATE, expect rain.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

Advertising inThe Bulletin The
us rsos. have o.sy 10 sssax slated Rrssa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

A bachelor says the new bonnets
look like inverted hens nests with
nothing In them.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

Mr.. Marion Wright and young VIII
=. Halliday were doing Europe, early
in May. ~ n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-08

When a man sneers at q womsn's
talkstiveness he makes q noise like
sour grapes.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
Saved the Situation.


She raised her head from his shout
der for a moment.
do you believe that exercise and
lotions and toilet preparations will i'm
prove a womans looks?' she asked.
He pressed her blond curls back
upon his chest.
They couldn't improve the looks of
some women he said.
"Whose?" she ASKED.
well. yours and Violet Cochrane's.
for instance he replied thougbtless-
ly.
Il don't understand you.' she said.
raising her head for the second time
and chilling him with a look. I'VE are
not at all alike
Il mean he replied, turning her
head for the second time. and think
ing quickly. that your looks couldn't
be improved, because they are perfect
as they are. and that hers couldn't be
mlroved because no amount of work
could make her pretty"
sAhd the fireIight fiickered knowing
ly as she sighed great sigh Of con-
tentment and relief while he drew a
deep breath.-Tit-Bits.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
World. Wide Distribution Of This
Country's Manufactured Goods

about I million dollars worth;
bleached. ] 10 millions; dyed. coror-
ed. and printed. nearly millions ana
wearing apparel about million doi-
lars worth Among the countries 10
which these cotton goods were sent
in greater or less quantities were
practically all of the countries oil
Europe. North and South America
the Azores, Malta. Greece, Hayts
Santo Domingo. the German possess
ions in Asia. Siam. Canary Islands.
Liberia. French Ocenia. Asiatic Rus
STA and the British colony OF Alden.
Five million dollars worth OF
American binder twinc wkent to 30
countries, including I ga million dos
lars worth to Argentina, ! ID mil
lions to Canada l-2 millionh 10
United Kingdom, IL million dollars
worth TO Asiatic Russia. and the
smaller quantities to various Euro
pean and American countries: also
TO Australia. New Zealand. British
South Africa. Japan. British India.
and the Straits Settlements.
Other countries and sections OF the
world to which American a.merchan-
disc Is sent included Greenland and
Iceland. Gibraltar. Tripoli. Falkland
Islands. Canary Islands. kiaochau
tthe German port in China). Port
Arthur and Talienwan (the Japanese
potts In China. Morocco. the kongo
countries in Africa, Seryia and Ron
mania in southern Europe, and Tas-
mania, Just of the coast of Australia;
while numerous other islands 10 which
manufactures are sent are included
by the Bureau OF Statistics In its
general clasifications of German
Oceanic. French Oceania. British
Oceania, etc.
The above statement. showing the
wide distribution Of American manu-
features necessarily mentions in this
detail but a very small proportion OF
the American manufactures. export
ed. The list OF articles, products OF
our factories. exported includes as
hestos, Rabbit metal. dental goods,
emery and ccrundum. fly paper. cash
registers. typewriters. safes. matches,
motor beats. piano players, black
pigments, perfumery and cosmetics,
artificial teeth, toys. pickles and
sauces. wbalebOne. vulcanized fiber,
wooden ware, yeast, and tripoli.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20

taking Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to see what it would do,
and l am restored to my natural
health. Mrs. ETA DONOVAN, Box
300. Willimantic, Conn.
The success Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements. infiam-
nation. liberation, fibroid tumors, ir-
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it t. themselves
to at least give this medicine trial.
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should it
not cure your
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20

So Easy 10 pu. on, SO Easy to stay on.
the demand for 80 EASY" Eye
glasses has resulted In unprecedented
sales. They are delicate, invisible,
and the embodiment of style and
beauty. II particular ahout your rer-
sonal appearance. you will want the
$50 EASY"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
SEATTLE FAIR COOL
IN SPITE OF SUNSHINE

SEATTLE, June f9.-The Alaska
Yukon Pacific Exposition at Seattle
may be seen at any time during the
summer months without fear of sun
stroke The glaring heat that made
mid day promenading all but impossi-
bic at previous expositions Is I'M
known in the far Northwest where
the latest of Worlds Fairs is swim
ing merrily along with success writ
ten in every feature. II is sunny,
brigh: and summary at Seattle, but
the unwhol1y thought of Hades is not
suggested by the extreme heat SO many
Americans have become habituated to
during July and August.
When the thermometer reads rs
it is warin--yes, hot--to the citizens
of the Exposition city. Located on an
arm of the seattle famous Puget
Sound-ihis Western metropolis re-
ceives full benefit from the ocean
current and the refreshing sea- breezes.
Three lakes are included in its
boundaries and their cool depths feo
from the snow crowned Cascade
mountains. freshen the air and make
il wholesome and sweet
Mountain ranges surround the am
pritheater in which this latest world S
congress is being held. and their melt
ing snow runs into streams that rush
down rocklined gorges to make the
tranquil rivers that flow in and about
Seattle.
There need be no search for shade.
This Puget Sound country was solid
forest when the pioneers invaded ii
with axe and saw, and the march OF
civilization has far from destroyed all
of the mighty forest of primeval days
One of the predominating features OF
the Alaska Yukon Pacific Exposition
landscape beauty. is the much-talked
of skyline of fir trees, towering above
the classic buildings with their tur-
rets. towers and monster domes.
The Exposition management wisely
| left these trees wherever IL was not
absolutely necessary to remove them
and they heperate and surround the
building i'm such a way as to make
them cool and inviting The glare
that generally attends the courts or a
Worlds Fair has been largely ozviat-
| ed by using the colcr of old ivory
| instead OF white. as heretofore en-
ployed.
There are shady WALKS through bits
of forest in various parts OF the
grounds. and beautiful picnicing spots
abound On the shores Of Lake Washing.
ton. at the Exposition's boundaries
As welcome to Fasteners and
Southerners as the exposition itself
is the mildness Of the climate. Here
it Is sunny enough by day TO bring
out the gsiety OF summer dresses. and
yet cool enough by night for the tired
sight-seerer to sleep scundly.
There are no mosquitoes OF other
annoying insects to disturb a nights
rest. But the sun comes up over the
Cascades so cheerily in the morning
that even the sluggard does not like
to lie abed.
II rains occasionally. but the
showers are light and refreshing
f, They keep the air sweet and pure and
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
A WOMAN'S BACK.
The Aches and Pains viii Disappear
II the Advice of This Newport
News Citizen is Followed


A woman's back has maay aches
and pains.
Most times It's the kidneys fault
Backache is really kidney ache.
That's why Doan's Kidney Pills
cure II.
Many Newport News women know
this.
Read what one has to say about
It:
Mrs. f. L. Fowlkes, living at341
Twenty-sixth street, Newport News,
Va. saysr Il can recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. as fine remedy for
kidney trouble. used them and they
gave the best of results. For some
time my back panied me and my Kid
neys gave me a great deal of annoy.
ance. I used many remedies but did
not succeed in finding any relief MY
attention was finally drawn 20 Doan
Kidney Pills and seeing testimonials
OF others who had used them for the
same complaints with satisfactory re-
suits. | procured a box at A. +. e..
Klor's drug store. 4 was cured and
since that time have been enjoying
good health"
Fer sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
SUNDAY OUTING TO RICHMOND.
sf.2s-RoUND TRP-si-25
Via Che<aoraL~ a Ohio Railway

Commencing Sunday. June 20t1. and
for each Sunday thereafter. until fur
Their advised. tickets VII be sold via
c. & o. from Old Point. Hampton. and
Newport News TO Richmond and re-
turn for trains leaving Old Point $50
a. m. and $40 a. m. and leaving
Newport News AZ a. N. and 1905
a m. good returning leaving Rich
mcnd at 1.i0 .. N. sane day at 81 .
fhund trip. A che . Sunday outing
20 Tho Capital City. 20
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20

charge the atmosphere with an in
MIGRATING twang The Eastern
thunderstorm. with is terrifying light
ming. Is almost unknown. as Is also
the tremendous windstorm of the
middle west. Nature allied comfort
with beauty when she raised the hills,
trenched the valleys and nlsed the
lakes aud rivers OF this section which
by its own Industry. capital and labor
has built one OF the greatest OF inter
national expeditions.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20

walk u pS I a ! + S
without stopping
ON the way. /
tried three differ
ent doctors and
each told me some
thing different. l
received no benefit
from any of them,
but seemed TO suf-
fer more. The last
doctor said moth
ing wonld restore
nv health. / began
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
SHE'S AL RIGHT, TOO.

The pensive maid,
Serene. astute.
The girl arrayed
In bathing suit.
The stunning queen
In raiment new
With stately mien.
The golf girl. too.
The damsel neat
In yachting dress.
The one petite.
With auburn tress.
The hammock miss
With accents low.
The girl you kiss
Before you so.
The artless. coy.
Confiding pet,
And Votes. ahoyD
The suffragetts--
1 love them all.
Sedate or gay.
Or large or small.
Or any way.
| love the lot
They do not care.
Though: love they've got
From everywhere.
I'm at heir feet.
I'm free to state
But oh, you sweet
Girl graduate.
Chicago Net
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-06-20
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound Cured Her.

Willimantic, Conn.-"For i've years
l suffered untold agony from female
troubles, causing backache. Irregular
ties, dizziness and nervous prostra-
ton. IL was impossible for me 70
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-10-22
, THE PACIFIC lKONMYHEY,

= The Pacific Monthly OF Portland. Ore
gon,j is?a beautifully Illustrated monthly
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open, to homestead entry the. Pacific
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Is you VII 3 gen q twenty5tlys cents in
you SO that you may become acquainted
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view Of Reviews and The Pacific
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and the Pacific Monthly will be sent for
So. 90. 54 r 49, ttt ~ r
\, order by number and send your order
accompanied by postal money order for
the amount to The Pacific Monthly.
Portland. Oregon. SSaS 5}i
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-10-22
A Scots Lament.

There was a canny Scotsman who
had three sons, Of whom he was very
proud-one a lawyer. one doctor and
one 9 minister. He was telling an old
crony about It one day. He said, "If
/ had known that r was to be the
father Of three such fine boysI---a doc
tor, a lawyer and a minister never
have had Jennie McCosh for a wife"
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-10-22

M In
large complete Lire Of wood work
materials and is prepared to do all
kinds OF wagon and buggy renairnp
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-10-22
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Bail was down from Penn Friday.
Chas. Garske was here from Ga ;ralA,g,
Friday '.s55
Atkins va q !. nere from eando
Friday 15s iss555s55 Sss35
JAY miller visited Il L'arimore 4 over ,?=a
Sunday. &. ~
4. Mrs. Geo. scheffee Is visiting at
Glenburn.
IA. Mcintyre was here from Vol S7e'ls
ford Friday.
Emil ,i waterstrat i: visiting at Crook
ston, MINI. q
Wm. Murphy Of + L !, was i Devils
Lake Monday.
REV lev, Meise1 was in this city from
Garske Saturday. a. s
MRS. Clarence Fulton was here from y 4
Bartlett Saturday ;:sslS: Isl
# W.sD.. Teffany and wife were here
from Lakota Saturday. II,
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at Michigan City for q, few days.
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Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1909-10-22
Swimming Like q Duck.

!: Two English farm laborers, Jones
and Smith, spent a day on . beach.
During the day Jones suggested ii dip
IN the briny and, Oh asking Smith IL
he could swim. that worthy said Eyes.
like q duck" They both entered the
water. and Jones immedi lately struck
out and soon left his ,compA nion fifteen
or twenty yards behind. 81
On looking around to see ifsSmith
was coming he was horrifed 10 see
him struggling In the water In a
drowning condition. Jones 1t once
made, for hiss friend and with great
difficult managed to get him To shore.
Restoratives were at once applied, and
81 ID short time Smith regained con-
,sciousness,1 when his companion said
Ito him. y On great fule. you said you
cud swim like d .duck! H fs5 S,-s y
81 $50 / can" SAID Smith s,"sFtiEI lost
my futhold. " n - SS'S ar sgss .tss