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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26
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Local Yachting and
Some Memories

Tonight at the Lyle residence a
meeting Of the Honolulu Yacht Club
will be held. The meeting will be
called to order at 8 O'Clock. and all
those interested In the sport OF
small boat sailing are invited to at.
tend.
It is intended to try and arrange u
series OF races In which wrens and
other small boats can compete; II
Is also desired to elect ofiicers for q
regatta committee and to provide
for prizes.
Dinghy sailing. as we used to call
II years ago In N. s. Wales. Is get
ting very popular here. and as II Is
a line sport there Is no reason why
Il should not flourish.
II would surprise some Of the To-
cal yachtsmen II they saw an eight
loot dinghy hying through the wa
ter on Port Jackson. with every pos
sible sail = even waterfall set
and with a man at the tiller who
could handle anything from a full
/ rugged ship to the tiny eight-footer
These boats are raced at every re
| gatta. and the way they are handled
Is a marvel. Percy Summerbelle
| one Of the best dinghy sailors who
ever rolled up his pants. was
champion at the game.
And as regards the fourteen-foot
| crs. why, We used to carry 81 fee
| on the boom all the time. and wher
engaged In racing. three feet more
Seven men. hanging out till theil
backs were In the water. could moi
at times keep the dinghy from goint
over, and then II was not the mos
pleasant feeling In the world to hnt
that II all the bunch held on to tn
boat at one time that she woult
sink.
Six would hang on and the set
enth would tread water alongside
TIL relief came from somewhere
And there are sharks In Port jackson
that make the West Indian variet,
look like mullet In comparison
However. a case has never beef
known Of q shark attacking a cap
sized crew.
The sails which are under waite
seem to scare the big fish away. bu
:still many was the anxious slanc'
the capsized bunch used TO thro,
around. always dresding to zee tn
nm OF an approaching sea wolf.
Battling 10 easily hrst a. q spor
and socisl Institution. and the mer
Try meeting at Z rendezvous where
after kau kau. the pipe 10 lishte'
and the story OF the run down relat
ed once more. 10 enough to make |
man feel that life. after all,
worth living.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26
PLANS TO SIGN

NEW YORK. Oct. 6.--Mullen. the
young Western League umpire. made
such an Impression on his only APP
pearance here when he forfeited the
game to the New York National
club. that President Heydler an
nounces his intention OF adding him
to the regular star OF National
League umpires next season. The
custom Of players to nag and annoy
a new umpire did not rattle youns
Mullen In the least and when hi'
caution to desist had been disregard
ed he took quick action and forfeit
ed the game. President Haydlei
witnessed the Incident and fully ap
proved Of II. a. did also the srea,
number Of spectators.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26
League Ground
Marathon Race

There should be a close race out at
the League grounds when the profes.
sional runners get together In the Mar.
athon which Is being promoted by I'll.
die Fernandez and the other represen.
tatives Of the runners.
jackson, Tsukamoto, F'ahy, Charlie
Hayes and Kaoo should provide goou
snort In the long distance run, and as
all the men are In active training. II
IL hard 10 say who will win.
The race over the twenty.six miles
will be severe test. but all the men
excepting Tsukamoto, have covered
the full Marathon course a couple OF
times In previous contests, and they
may be relied upon to finish the dis
lance. The Japanese champion ran
good ten.mile race some time age
and then. a little later, It will be re
membered, cracked up at the fourteen
mile post Of what was to be match
Marathon against jackson.
Kaoo Is sure to be Ia the first nigh,
at the fnish, as he is a game old run
ner VINO maintains an even sait III
the time and mas tast sprint 10 mn
ish win.
Connie Hayes Is another runner wht
has shown that ne can do the mara
thon distance ana 40 II at tast GU
100. hayes ran oeautiiui race III INT
Marathon tnat was pronno'ed oy 1acf
scuiiy anu IL ne nad useo ilttie more
judgment I'D that event might nave
won ~.
Dai rahy, VINO runs win very
hish action ana can step II win inc
best OF men, WILL II rea'y "t' max
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26
sHoRT SPORTS.

The Kalihi baseball club will have
a meeting tomorrow night at the resi-
dence Of the secretary Of tho associa.
ton. All members Of the club are re-
quested to be at Adrian Keoho's home
at Z O'Clock. The whole matter Of the
Kalihi A C. will be gone into and
some eort made to nee what can be
done as regards the baseball team
which at present seems to be out Of
the game altogether.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26
the BONNIE.

II you have ever been interested In
the wonderful surfing sports of Waiki
XII and particularly that of surf.board
riding. the one OF all aquatic sports
that has made Waikiki famous. you
will want to visit the BONNIE tonight
or Thursday or Saturday nights, OF
perhaps the whole three as you will
find striking interest everey time YOU
see them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26
Definite Offer
Made at Last

Now that a definite offer Of such
a large amount az $500 has been
made for the Jeffriss-Jo nson con-
test, Il may be assumed that before
long the cable will inform us that q
date has been set for the match.
After all the wildcat bids of any.
thing fro mS150,000 to $500. 900
that have been made, II Is a relief
to zee sane offer coming from a
man who knows how to make .
match and To come out on the right
side OF the ledger when the cham.
pionship fight Is finished.
From now on the sports all over
the world will be figuring on seeing
the fight somehow or smother. and
those who cannot manage It will
reckon on at least looking at the
iho.'nB p'e'u.es VI .no 'o'ap
~ soeS ~'"ou 'ays . ."e
.a'ses' e'o~u VI -" os sue
~ 'ons ,, - .%' ~
.no W." '" ""1 '"' s'
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-26

1876 editorial rooms-250 busi
ness office. These are the telephone
Plumbers n the euI,etln office.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
|BABY BURNED To
| DEATH LAST SUNDAY
Distressing Fatality at the Fire
Near Ridgeway,
REESE B. CARTER AND
WIFE LOSE EVERYTHING
REESE B, CARTER AND
yellow House. Old Colonial Mansion
North Of Winchester Burns to the
Ground With All Its contents-Loss
Over $500, Partly insured.

Fire totally destroyed the house oil
Mr. and Mrs. Reese b. Carter, mile
south of Ridgeway, Frederick county
Sunday noon and their eight-months
old baby persisted in the flames The
house. a large frame structure, stood
on the Mrs. Saml. Baldwin farm along
the Winchester pike, Mr. Reese being
the tenant on the farm
The fire originated from a detective
chimney flue and started on the sec.
ond floor When ii was discovered the
whole second story was ablaze, and SC
rapid was the spread of the flames
that in a stort time the house was
burned to the ground together with all
its contents.
Mrs. Reese was preparing dinner in
the kitchen about II o'clock and her
husband was in the sitting room lying
on lounge reading, while the baby
was sleeping in cradle in another
room. The fond parents made frantic
efforts to save the child but the fiaes
efforts to save the child but the flames
cut them off and it persisted. Mr.
and Mrs. Reese were both pretty bad
ly burned in their futile effort to save
the life of their baby.
Some neighbors came to the rescue
as quickly as possible but could save
nothing but some meat. A telephone
call was sent to Winchester and some
members of the Charles Rouss Fire
Co. hurried to the scene 9 miles away
in an automobile They rescued the
head and chest, all that remained OF
the baby, but arrived two late to save
any of the household goods, not even
wearing apparel.
The loss on the house is estimated
at $4,000, partly insured. Mr.. Reese's
loss is over $500 with no insurance.
The funeral over the remains of the
infant was held this morning at IL
O'Clock at the residence of Mr.. John
j. Ridgeway. at Ridgeway. conducted
by Rev II. w Wheeler. Interment at
Brucetown, Va.
The residence was an old Virginia
mansion and was called yellow
House and formerly belonged to the
late Daniel Wright, and was built
more than $50 years ago. 1t has been
the scene OF many noted incidents Of
the Colonial and civil wars, and was
the home of Miss Rachael Wright, who
gave valuable information to General
Sheridan during the civil war. 1t was
also headquarters for General Wash
ington.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
MISS PEARL KLINE
WEEDS HERMAN EVANS
Young Couple Quietly Married Wed
nesday evening in chambersburg !.
Where They viii Reside.

Miss Pearl Kline, East Burke street
and Mr.. Herman E, Evans, North
Maple avenue, were quietly married
Wednesday evening at $50 O'Clock in
Chambersburg by Rev. Charles w.
Heathcote. The wedding took place
at the residence OF Mr. C. W. Kline,
brother of the bride. They will re-
side in Chambersburg.
The announcement of the wedding
will come as pleasant surprise to
the friends OF the young couple in
Martinsburg.
The bride is the eldest daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Thatcher Kline. She
has been an employee in the office OF
the ACKNOWLEDGMENT for the past
five years and is an estimable young
lady. Mr.. Evans is the son of Mr..
Geo. F. Evans and for some time had
bsen associated with his father and
brother in the cigar and tobacco bust
ness here. He is popular and rising
young business man. Recently he be-
came travelling salesman for the
American Tobacco Company His head
quarters will now be, in Champersburg
where he will reside.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
vagaries Of a Cold.

You can never be quite sure where
a cold is going to hit you. In the fall
and winter it may settle in the bowels
producing severe pain. In the summer
it may give you collie with diarrhoea
or summer complaint. Do not be
alarmed nor torment yourself with
fears of appendicitis or Inflammation
of the bowels. At the first sign OF
the pain or cramp take Perry Davis
Painkiller in warm, sweetened water
and relief will come at once. There
is but one Painkiller. Perry Davis II
is now put up in a large 35c. size as
we'll as the regular sec. size.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
CLOUD GOES ON STAND.
Tells Story Of His Killing North shir-
ley Last Fall.

Winchester, va. April S.--Andrew
jackson cloud, the Whitehall mer-
chant who shot and fatally wounded
his brother-in-law. North Shirley while
tbs latter and crowd Of men were
creating disturbance IN Clouds store
last fall, went on the stand yesterday
III his own defense and tald straigh-
forward the story of how he had borne
for two years with Shirley's abuse or
the women OF Clouds family, and that
he fred the fatal shot only after bis
H. had been threatened by Shirley.
Cloud declared he had no Ill feeling
toward Shirley. but he believed II to-
be mis- uty to protect his family
Clouds testimony withstood severe
cross examination.
The taking Of testimony was CON
cluded, and the case went to the jury.
Another large crowd fiocked from all
sections OF Frederick and adjoining
counties 10 attend the trial.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
WAS ARRESTED
washington Nan With Map scheme
Gets in Trouble With Theotori-
UNI Proprietor.

From The World al Wednesday:
VIM. Rinehart. OF Washington, but
formerly al North Carolina, was ar
rested here this morning on a war
rant sworn out by w. e. Crawford
charging him with larceny and EN-
hzzlement Rinehart was put In jail
to await hearing
The stranger came here a few days
ago With a map scheme and engaged
the attention OF Mr.. Crawford, pro-
prietor Of the Theotorium. A mum.
her of children about town were given
twelve tickets each to the show which
they were to sell for 60 cents to re-
.ceiye small map OF the Emitted
States and a couple tickets as COM
pensation
Mr.. Crawford had bought the map
|outfit from Rinehart which looked like
a good thing. But yesterday Rinehart
went around AMI collected the money
from the children and got good and
drunk on It, Hence the arrest.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
fgI NARrInsBuss PERAl,
o4u past due subscriptions to
The Herald MUST be paid i'm
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COMING AND GOING
Persona, Notes of Your Friends and
Acquaintances.


Miss Mary Miller, of Falling Waters,
is visiting friends here.
Miss Lula Swartz. OF Hedgesville,
is visiting in this city.
Mr. j. /. Schroeder spent Sunday
with friends at Inwood.
Miss Tillmont Long, of Baltimore,
is visiting relatives in this city.
Miss May Laughlin, West Burke
street is visiting her mother in Wood
stock, Va.
Misses Tersa Kline and Anna Mil
lard have returned from a visit to
Dayton, Va.
Mr.. Thomas Cuniskey of Cumber-
land, is visiting his parents on North
High street.
Masters Edward and VIM. Rauch are
home from Massaunutton Academy at
Woodstock. Va.
Miss Pinewood, of Winchester is
visiting Mr. and Mrs. Hedges on Win
chester avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs d. c. Davis, of Cumber-
land, are visiting the latter's parents
on East John street.
Miss Mabel Tabler is home from
Massanutton academy at Woodstock
for the Easter vacation.
Messrs John McAneny and Jesse
Bell spent Sunday in Keedysville. Md,
with the latter's parents.
Mr. z. Frank Shrader, East Race
street, has returned home from few
days visit to Greeneastle.
Misses Mary and Carrie Rauch. of
Harrisburg, are visiting Miss Eliza
Rauch, West Martin street.
Mr.. and Mrs George L. Sincindiver,
South Iaple avenue, spent Sunday
with relatives in Harpers Ferry.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. G Byron, of Chat
tanooga, Tenn, are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. A. H. Mitchell, South Nipple
avenue.
Mr.. John f. Blair, of Philadelphia
visiting his trother-in-law, Mr.. #. D.
Staley. He is accompanied by his
grandson. John F, Blair, jr.
Mr.. Harry Hunter has returned from
New York where he purchased sup
plies for the vaudeville and moving
picture show soon TO be opened in the
skating rink.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
HONOR MEN NAMED.
Mercersbure Academy Will Graduate
Seventy Boys This Year.

There are seventy boys in the senior
class at the Mercersburg Academy
The first twenty in scholarship will
speak on Commencement Day as fol
lows:
valedictorian, Joe Proctor Knott, jr-.
Lebanon, Ky.
Salutatorian, Morris Duncan Doug
las. Philipsburg, Pa
Schaff Grafton, Cnauncey Martin
Wirth, Canton. Pa.
Nevin Grafton, William Jones
Hughes, Atlantic City, N. j.
Higbee Grafton, James Caldwell
Grundy, Lebanon, Ky.
In addition, the following boys, by
reason OF high scholarship, will deliver
Honorary Orations on Commencement
Day, 1909.
George Heck Hummel, Harrisburg,
Pa.
Warren Swan Taylor, Shade Gap,
Pa.
Victor Herbert Jones, shanksville,
Pa.
George Frederick Shaw Seattle,
Wash.
eDonald Kerper skinner. Chambers
burg, Pa.
John Alvin Selby. Snow Hill Nd.
Earl Leroy Douglas, McKeesport,
Pa.
Harold Henry VIII Syracuse, y. Y.
David Ober Wolf. Highspire, Pa.
Joel Thompson Boone. st. Clair, Pa.
Nevin montgomery, Shade Gap, Pa.
john Ernest Sharpe. Ware Mass.
Robert Carr Churchill. Roanoke, Va.
William Andrew Gather, jr., Potts
vile, Pa.
Ray Lloyd Bennett. 90, of Artesian,
s. D., has been elected captain o. the
baseball nine.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
IMPROVEMENT AT
THE COUNTY HOME
County Court Pays OFFICIAL Visit TO
t4ome--some improvements Made
--Matron Steward Commended.

The county court recently made an
Official visit to the County Home, The
report III substance is as follows:
The county commissioners found that
a number OF the much-needed improve.
nents had been made at the home
such as good fencing and gates. The
property had gone down considerably
IN the last few years and It viii take
good while to make It what ii should
be-. But IL Steward G. L..Nlcely stays
there few years many Improvements
will yet be made.
The commissioners found every
thing clean and neat about the house
from the cellar to the garrett. Mrs.
Nicely is model matron and does
everything possible to make the un,
fortunate old people comfortable
home there.
The expenses OF the home from
April !, 1908 to April /, 1909 were
| s70s.70. The sales from the farm
we're SI17 during the fiscal year
There is plenty of feed on hand. about
500 bushels of corn and hay and fod
der in proportion amid tha live stock y
In good condition.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
Every Woman win BE Interested.

II you viii send your name and adj.
dress we will mail you FRED a pack
age Of Mother Gray's AUSTRALIAN
LEAF. a certain; pleasant herb cure
for women'u Ills. 1t Is a reliable
regulator and never4sailing. II you
have pains in the back. Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble, use this
pleasant union OF aromatic herbs.
roots and leaves. All Druggists sell
it, so cents. or address. The Mother
Gray Co, lie Roy, N. X. z
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
Teacher Made I'll.

w. f. Shire, teacher, near Wln-
chester. Va, was poisoned and came
near losing his life Monday as a re-
suit of eating an apple that had been
drugged by a girl pupil and by her
presented to the teacher. Shipe be-
came desperately iii soon after biting
into the fruit, and his life was saved
only by heroic efforts on the part OF
physicians. It was the girls inten'
ton to play joke on the teacher.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
Bridge Done by June.

Work viii b. pushed upon the Will
Transport bridge, Il Is now said, as
fast as possible. Contractor 5. r..
Angle IL now repairing the damaged
eoncreate pier and It is thought that
the pennsylv MIA Steel Go. will begin
placing the steel work within two or
three weeks. II lis hoped to have the
bridge open for traffic by june
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
Court House Notes.

The four Doric columns are up in
front of the court house and the Ionic
capitals are being placed ON them.
The galvanized iron cornice work is
nearly done. The other work is being
pushed along towards completion.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
His Farewell Sermon.
From The World OF Monday:

FTUn i IL WUIIu OF lHUIudy
Rev. A. b. Wilson, the esteemed pas
tor OF the United Brethren church for
the past -hree years, preached his
farewell sermon TO a large congrega-
tion We .terday morning. Rev. Mr.. Will
son and family VIII move this week to
their new hcme in Dayton, Va, carry
ing with them the best wishes OF a
host of friends.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
Jewish Passover.

Pesach, the Jewish Passover began
Monday evening at shutdown and viii
continue Tor eight days. The festival
will not be observed in any marked re.
spect by the Jewish people n Mar
tinsburg.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
First Boats Arrive.

The first loaded boat OF the season
arrived on the c. & o. Canal al VIII
Transport on Sunday with cargo Of
coal consigned to Cushwa & Sons.
Several boats followed bound for
Georgetown.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
New Fast Freioht.

The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
has put car on a fast freight be-
tween Philadelphia and Martinsburg,
arriving here daily. This viii be OF
great benefit to shippers here.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
INSPECTED coMMANDERY
HIGH Masonic official Pays a Visit
Here,

From The World Of Tuesday:
Right Eminent Grand Commander
Charles w. Brown, of Charles Town,
paid an Official visit last night to Pal
estine Commandery. Knights Templar
to inspect and review it. About forty
Sir Knights We're present and the
meeting was an enjoyable one.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10

the back are also symptoms that tell you
the kidneys and bladder are out of order
and need attention.
What To Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills almost every wish in correcting
rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys,
liver, bladder and every part of the urinary
passage. Corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity of being compelled to go often
through the day, and to get up many
times during the night The mild and
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soon realized. 1t stands the highest be-
| cause Off its remarkable
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critics. If you need :.ssskssss * ss%s;ET...3
medicine you should .s.s.ss sss- -.
have the best. Sold by $l1zsass Se Ezs xzzRzs
druggists in fifty-cent 1 s III
and one-dollar sizes. Home q swanp.i.oor
You may have sample bottle sent free
by mail. Address DIR. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hamton, N. Y. Mention this paper and
remember the name, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, and the address, Binghamton,
N. ~, on every bottle.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
To Develop.

Berkeley Springs is going to boom
and held a meeting for that effect
A board OF trade will be doped up
Hagerstown Mail.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10

a brick dust sed1-
ment, or settling,
stringy or milky
appearance often
indicates an un-
healthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; too fire.
quent desire to
pass il or pain in
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1909-04-10
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect it
How To Find Out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-12-18
Confederate Home Officers.

At the meeting of the Board of
Soldiers Home Tuesday, Dec. II,
Capt. j. R. Walton was reelected
superintendent and Mrs. Walton
matrOn.
There were six applicants for
the position of assistant %superin-
tendent W. H. Gregg, Kansas City
H C. Francisco; R. E. Caldwell,
Monroe City W. S. Mitchell, JEFF
ferson City C. F. Smith, Butler,
Mo-; R, E. Benton, Higginsville.
After several ballots Mr.. Benton
was chosen.
The following were applicants
for position of surgeon:
DR.. H. C. Skirvin, Labelle, Mo.
DR.. R. B. Keeton, Kansas City ;
DR.. w. w. McFarlane, Mexico
DR.. w. A.. Porter, Higginsville
DR.. W. G. Webb, Higginsville.
DR.. Webb was elected unani-
mously. Miss Laura Mitchell was
retained as stenographer. j, W.
Endly was awarded the contract
for groceries.
The home is now in excellent
condition and the officers and
board are working hard to i'm
prove it and make it in every
way what it is in name, a home
for the men who wore the gray.
All the men reelected are giving
their best efforts to this work.
Jeffersonian.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-12-18
Not So Easy, After All.

Recently one of our most fas-
tidious young men bought a pair
of overalls and found in them
the name of the sewing girl who
made them. He very promptly
wrote her a letter with all the et-
flusiveness necessary in such a
case and in due time received a
reply, which, however, was void
of the romance usual in such
cases. Here it is: 81 am a work
ing girl, it is true, but l do not
care to support a husband, as ]
probably would have to do, If
married some silly noodle who
gets mashed on a girl he never
saw. Permit me to further say
that / do not know how my card
got in that pair of overalls, and
that when l do marry, if ever, II
will be some fellow who can al
ford something better than
forty-seven cent pair OF
"breeehes. Oak Grove Banner