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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07

ADMIRAL SEBREE has not h,cn
nrlered TO The relief ol tho stslcEen
italian cities as far MS Is known. Sc.
nFeo commands the second division OF
the hrst squadron Of the Pacific nact.
II III me Atlantic AcCt that has iusi
passed through the Suea cana,
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good. Meanwhile in the due courso
OF business felt II only right 10 cali
upon the City and County Attorne.;
Tor his opinion, Notwithstanding tl,o
iact that the Board OF Supcryiqors
seemed unqucstiunably to be acting
under his guidance ana informal nd
wee from the start. We now hive
my letter raising the Issues that
want settled before the court and his
reply made thereto, 30 that the iseups
arc defined, in writing, that should
De submitted to the court
While ! admit that / hayo not ns
much confidence in the opinion of
inc City and County Attorney M
might have had IL he had occuuIed a
wholly ntutral and non-committal
position until he was appealed to,
nevertheless dlsclaIm that sill
desire to so to the courts on that nc
count.
am advised that the matter is too
important the Municipal Act too
uncertain In its provisions, and the
expenditure, the legality of which Is
involved too large for me even with
lEe most impartial advice not to
nave tho matter first settltd in court.
ana therefore, the personality Of the
Guy ana County Attorney Is not IN,
vowed in my decision to get ruling
from the courts.
The most important point now is
"hen and how II should come, and in
lhat respect ! must BIT guided by the
advice of counsel, which certainly
thus far has not invited any unreas-
enable delay, and the willingness OF
the otherside to bring about prompt
action.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07


JUST AS SOON as the Royal. Nal
steamer Aorangi reached the Oceanic
wharf this morning the work OF tax
ing on board coal to carry the shiJ
from here to British Columbia wal
commenced. While the stevedorei
were discharglns cargo from one par
Gf the vessel men were at work filling
The, bunkers.
70, THE STEAMER Claudine, Captain
Bennett, which arrived here this morn
ing from Maui and Hawaii ports
brought the following freight: 220i
bags of sugar, 100 sacks OF charcoal, %
sacks corn, 40 hogs, horse, ] auto
mobile, As packages OF hides, 65 pack
ages of empty bottles, 16l packages OF
sundries.
THE UNLOADING of the cargo OF
coal, brought here for the Q. NJ. depot
lately by the transport Dix, is pro
crossing rapidly, The, task. will be
completed within the next few days.
THE INTERISLAND steamer Maui
was fumigated this afternoon. The op
Grafton was started shortly after /
o'clock.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
| MANY WILL SAIL FROM,
HERE ON THE MAKURA

When the r. VI. S. Makura of the
Canadlan-Australian line sails from
here tomorrow night, she will carry
a considerable number of Honolulu
people to sydney. Theo. H. Davit ;
4 Co., Hawaiian agents for the com
pany, report that many inqUirirs
have been received regarding accom-
modations. and that ALREADY many
bookings have been made.
The Makura IL the newest ship of
the Canadian Australian line, having
passed through here but few weeks
Ego on her maidel voyage across the
Pacific. AZ that time she attracted
considerable attention. and many PEI
sons who were contemplating tripF u
Australia arranged their sailing dates
so chat they might travel by the new
ship.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
PASSENGERS ARRIVED


Per stmr, Clluline, ronlctt, from
Maui and Hawaii ports. Jan. 7.-Miss
T.. Naanas, Ida Kanolouku. u. Conway,
VIM. Haia, II. n. Boyd. Geo. Dunn.
Chang ChUng, II. A. Baldwin, Miss Il.
Hooking, Miss NJ. Hooking. Miss NJ.
Plulo, Mrs. Belmorc, r. y. Quarles,
Miss Marshall. Mrs. VIM. Bell, Mrs.
". o. Smith, W. Il. Harrington, NJ. f..
rrosser, c. w. McCIanahan. G. d. Me.
Eachorn. Geo Phillips, J. II. Brown.
y. T.. Bruno, Alfred Hanson, Geo.
Sabcy. Thos Crockett. NJ. Al Sue, Mrs.
y. Mitchell and three children, Chaa.
Puck, d. II, Kahaulelio. A. Rlchley. n.
Rchrens, p. Lewis. G. Maschka. j. W.
Van Bibber and 81 on deck.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
PASSENGERS BOOKED

Per Il. NJ. S. Aorangi. for Victoria
ana Nancouver.-Judgo A. Williams,
Mr.. and Mrs. d. S, Chaplin. Mr.. and
Mrs. Norman Kay and lsrnnt. Miss n.
VI. Carter, Mr.. and Mrs. u. Thurbnr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Colyar ard twi children
Mrs. w. g. Gray ana child, II. u. Log,
T., i. Carpenter.
Per II. NJ. S. Makura, for Sydnc3..--
4. II. Whitehouse and wife. e. /.
Whitehouso, Slrs. Frances Day, W T..
posplace, S, ]. Whowoll AMI wife.
Thos. Carson, I. c. Johnson. T. T..
King, w Porter Allen, T.. S. Town.
end, John Buchanan. l.. Petersen and
wife.
Per stmr w. q. Hall. for Kauai
Nrs. J.. Magec. Miss Elizabeth Mnw.
Mrs. Baker San Wo. W. Shlcbar. d.
May.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
MUD Drove SHERIDAN
To- OCEANIC WHARF

Shallow water in the naval slips was
responsible for the docking Of thu
Army transport Sheridan at the Ocean
ic wharf on her last trip. The slips
have been filling rapidly with mud, oil
tate, and It was not considered safe t.
run the Sheridan in, owing to her deer
draft, lest she stick in the mud
The naval slips viii doubtless be
dredged out in the immediate future
as, even when the Pacific cruiser
squadron was last here. the mud on tho
bottom made II difficult matter to
handle the ships which drew much
water. The California Kicked up lot
of earth as she was being swung out
OF her slip. Since then the Slips have
Swallowed noticeably.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
SHOPPING news
AND
BUSINESS REMINDERS

Whitney & Marsh's sale Of muslin
underwear win be pau" on Saturday
Fine lot of poultry for sale, both I'M
ported and Island. Club Stables. tel.
ephone 1893.
The orchestrelle selections at the
Art are as follows: VIM. Tell. Won
derand, and Song without Words.
Kerrs' are showing this week n
grand lot of noy style 1909 hats for
men. These include the new popular
green shades
The big annual remnant sale Will
begin at Jordan's next Monday morn.
ing. January llth. Early comcrs VIII
get the benefit of the first choice.
Mays Old Kona Coffee is roasted
and ground fresh every day by the new
process gas rooster It's always fresh
and delivered either whole or ground.
Phone 90.
What gift Is more acceptable than n
pictures properly framed? Watch
Gurrey's window for them. Kodak
goods. developing and printing. Fort
otlttt, btloN niiSs
The last days of the big January
sale of underwear are now on ut
Sachs. Buy now. and save money
The January sale OF ladies' shirt waists
begins Monday, January 18th.
Beers brewed In colder climates are
not suitable to the tropics. Primo
beer our home brew. Is just what one
needs to restore waste energy and
stimulate the falling appetite.
The Regal Shoe Store IL holding n
big clearance sale of shoes to make
room for the new stock. Men and wo.
mems Oxfords and lace boots, chill.
dren and misses' ties ANA shoes, all at
reduced prices.
Knox hats are the standard every.
where in mems headwear; the stand.
ard in style, make. and wearing quail.
ity. Let us show yen n Knox when you
need new hat. Sllya's Forgery. King
rear Fort street.
Mouldings for picture framing just
ina large stock OF them ordered for
Christmas trade. Mouldlngs In gold
black. brown, green, cherry. mahCg
any, and the new green gold Homo.
lulu Photo Supply Co.
Why not have a Victor Talking Ma.
chine In your home this year? The
home life will be pleasanter for II. and
you may buy Il on our easy payment
plan without the least trurblc. n-.g
strOm Music Co Jtd
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07

gil YovH 'ueA!IlnS'Ud 'O6S suoqd
M. r. Prosser returned from Waikiki
this morning.
Manager Harry Baldwin Of the Maui
Agricultural Co. is in town.
Mrs. w. o. Smith returned from
Maui by this mornings Claudine.
IL you are looking for any OF your
friends 70 to the 1.-TWO Jacks" and
you'll find them.
Spend New Years at Royal Annex.
Take your carriage or automobile
to Hawaiian Carriage Manfg. Co., for
up-to.date repairs.
Have your typewriters and machines
repaired at Wall, Nichols Co., Ltd,
Fort and Merchant streets. Teie-
phone Is. =
Coat your iron roofs with Arabic"
You will be surprised at Its cooling
and preseryative properties California
Feed Co.. agents. =
r. N. Boyd has returned from La.
haina. where he has been running the
line for the proposed new sewer sys.
TEN.
Ishibashi was arrested by United
States District Attorney Breckons yes.
terday morning in connection with the
importation of women cases.
General Manager j. A. Balch of the
Wireless Telegraph Company went 70
Kahuku this morning to inspect thu
wireless station there.
w. c. Achi says the best place for
the new city hall is on the north cor
ner of Bishop and King streets. In what
is now Bishop Park, next to the Bull
letin building.
The deadlock In the Road Super
visor's office still continues. Ferns
appointees are waiting in the hall
way outside of the Office while the
old men are doing the work on the
inside. Tommy Cummins is going
ahead with his street work. Wilson,
who was appointed by the new May
or, is one of the hallway workers.
The French ship Theirs, Captain
Quatrevaux, arrived off port this
morning and anchored in the stream.
The Theirs comes from Tasmania in
ballast. and called in here for orders.
The French ship Champigny sailed
the same day as did the Theirs. head
ed for Honolulu, and Captain Qua
trevaux was very jubilant this morn
ing to learn that he had beaten the
other craft, which has reputation
for great speed. The Theirs hopes tc
get cargo here. She may come into
the inner harbor this afternoon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
NO COMPROMISE
CONTINUED from PAGE y

(ContinCed from PAGE ID
large amounts Of money; ana all this
action has been taken outside of the
power Of veto or approval by me as
Mayor.
II Mr.. Quinn and his associates can
create legal liability 10 pay one dol,
lar in that way Independent OF the
Mayor, do not see why they cannot
create the liability to pay one hundred
thousand dollars in the same way.
II Is true that an appropriation bill
for a quarter of a million dollars has
been introduced into the Board OF Sup,
ervisors, and from the fact that notice
OF this appropriation bill has been pub.
lIshed In the newspapers, | should in.
fer that finally this appropriation bill
viii be submitted TO me for my approy.
al or veto, but that approval or veto
cannot II the position OF the Board of
Supervisors is correct, reach the uues.
. . . . . . . . Q
ready for distribution among our bust.
ness men,
since my last report, We havp re.
ccived Acknowledgements Of the receipt
OF the C"oss Roads OF the Pacific Map
I'M Vladlyostok, Tahiti, Acapulco,
Gov" Town Bombay, Colombo, Cal
cLtta, Samaraas, Rangoon and Halifax,
N. S,
We are also In receipt OF requests for
additional copies Of the map from a
large number of places In the United
States and Canada.
Respectfully submitted,
81 ..l. II. Z. WOOD,
SacratarV
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
''PUNCHDOWL Demon
,~@ I, is not GUILTY

Antoine Silva was found not guilty OF
smuggling by the jury in the United
States District Court this morning. The
trial lasted all day yesterday and went
to the jury shortly before noon.
Silva was arrested by Inspector
Young, and everything pointed to a
clear case against him. Charles Chill
lingworth conducted the defense and
Deputy U. S, Attorney Rawlins prose
cuted.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
WANTS TO Spend
REST OF DAYS HERE
Promotion Committee
Gets Encouraging.
Reports


secretary Wood has prepared re
port to be submitted at the meeting OF
the promotion Committee tbis ofter
...Ia..a.,, ,-l
80. '"'s :" pa 90 'o''o"s'
inc following letter from an Army
officer at Manila is OF interest and can
but encourage tho COMMITTEES IN it4
uor,.
|
Mouiu ueein u great FAVOR IL you
"ou'u senu me some Vi your ueso''p
I'VE literature. ! received quah'lt.
i'oh YOU "oout eisheeeh n'oh'ns aso
put was soooieu up so qu,ch's Wy
o''e's iha' : o,u ho' nave e''a'ee "
se' iooh at nan Vi ~ II you na,e
wv SAME Wou'u YOU h'nu'y ,ne,uue ~
ue ones YOU sehu; 'ha' Which 'oh
Jams 'ne prose poem VI Marh VAIN
vi 'he oeauues oi iia"ai'' 'hihh !.
one y, 'he gems VI 'no 'ahsuase a'u
y"a' aoou' mus 'ne inurA' sno"'u YOU
WV nave II III 'he IN as usheu, p'ease
w me we courtes! Vi sehuihs 'he q"o
'".,oh WISH W ,i'e'ioriAe ="
ieo'e i'ohi ''e A'"' neat year
"nen ! expect W 80 W your Town I.
spenu 'he ren'"'huer vi my ua!s.
nave peeh pretty wen over the entire
Woriu III my ,ra'eis' anu can ,ru'h'"'
sa' 'ha' hot pace III WHICH l nave
oeeu as nl"'h "S e'en appioaches NJ
"oiui" from my hrs' we" Vi ,he
p'ace' III 1873, ! nave ih'en"eu W i've
.nere Wheh ! shouiu retire IKE
me american element Oh your town
ana shouio 30 ENJOY hNing amongst
ohu peihs one Vi them' ron nave
apprehehd' very bright future.
presunhe' ironi what can sa'nei
IN reauins current papers that II IL
inc poicy Vi the war department to
i'u'n'ain very iaIse GARRISON perna
'ent'y IN your vicinity ms VIII
nave its advantages Ill more ways thar
one. ..s..
we are srauuaily getting more close
III .ouch WIN ,he leading papers OIL
,he Maihiand' among other letters
Just W manu- is one rom me ohicago
planning 10 run series Of articles re
jatipp TO the agricultural nossIbI,l,iea
of Hawaii and asking ma for dat, and
photographs
Our agent in Los Angeles wrIteo
nder date of December 2aud that the
Pacific Mail Steamship Comnany ia of
fering marty round trim rates or s1lO
from San Francisco by the steamship
Mongolia scheduled IN so,, Jsohr,orv
10th, and that the outlook IL good for
number of passengers by this steam
or as well as by the Matson and Ocean
ic boats sailing during February
The matter for our speoial folder "a
be distributed ON board all steamers
calling at Colombo Is about ready for
the printer. For the inside pages. we
have had special map made which
has reduced effectively. Through the
courtesy Of DIR. Gilmore. we are in re-
ceipt OF translation of the text which
will be published in English. French
and German. Within another month
we should be able to commence this
distribution, which, believe. will
prove OF material benefit.
One of our correspondents writer
from Rangoon, stating that he expects
TO be In Colombo soon, from which
point he will send us some selected
seed of special variety of cocoa
I
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
ARRIVED
Thursday

Thursday January Z.
and Hawaii ports, 5:l5 a. m,
Il. NJ. $. Aorangi. from Sydney, Z
"A m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
IN FOREIGN PORTS
ThurshsY. January Z.

Thursdsy, january 7.
SAN FRANCISCO-Arrvcd jan. I:
Bk. Annie johnson. from lilo.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Jan. Z:
s. b.. Chiyo Maru. for Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
Sea Wrens, 500

lS-foot Motor Launch with 4-Cycle
Motor, $l75, Complete.
HE CHARLES D. WALKERS, BOAT
AND MACHINE WORKS
King st. opposite South St. ,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
Monday and Thursday

The Fatal Card; The Circus Bay
The Tale Of Pig; No More Servants
Wanted; Pinkman the Second Unveil.
ing Statue; The Sacrifice; Galvanic
Fluid; Fresh-Air Fiend.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
WE SAVE EYES

BY removing the first slight eye trou
bles that grow to bigger ones.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
LOCAL and GENERAL

!" Don't store the passe furniture
in the barn; two bits worth Of Blu l.
letin Want Ads. will sell 1t for you.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
SAILING TOMORROW

=. VI. $. 8. Mguchwia, for san Fran.
cisco, y. M tposslbly not until Sat.
Wrday a. M
Il. M. $. Makura, Glib. FOR Co.Dnics,
!. IN.
Stmr. Claudinc. Bennett, for Lahaina
and lilo, p. m.
Stmr. Kinau, Gregory from Kauai
ports. a. M
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
DEPARTED
Wednesday. Janu1

Wednesday, January 6.
Bk. Nuunna Iosselyn, for Kalnapali
and New York, D. m.
Stmr Likelike for Kauai, j:2j p. m.
Am. s. $. Texan. Hall, FOR Kahului,
G:Oj p. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07

=. NJ. S. $. Manchuria, from Yoke.
lama, n. M.
CA. S. $. Makml. from Vancouver
q. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
SAILING TODAY
DUE TOMORROW

stm. W. G. Han, Thompson. 70
Kauai ports, : D. M
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07
ART THEATER.

Wonderful Motion Pictures bring.
ing to view scenes from many lands
and embracing Comedy and Pathos.
Two changes each week.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-01-07

sAlLMAKERs ARE buoy regalrin2
The canvas of the lnter.lsland s;"ame,
Niihau, which Is tied up at III, int"
Island wharf undergoing milJr re
paira
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-09-02
A Sure Cure.

lie talked too much-far too much
Already he had driven his taciturr
companion nearly wild. He had touch
ed on subjects innumerable, discourset
with volatility on anything and every
thing. Onward went the unendini
stream Of speech. And all the while
the volubIe one danced about and fd
geted and squirmed until the othel
was well nigh beside himself with dis
gust /~
Finally the walking dictionary tool
from his pocket a cigarette.
I'm a great smoker" he remarked
Yes, I'm a great smoker-great smok
er. I'm one Of those nervous men, yol
know; one of those high -strunk, rest
less fellows who always have some
thing in their mouths. Yes, you see
I'm 80 nervous, as / said, that l simpl.
must--yes, must-have something al
the time In my mouth"
"Try u gag!" suggested his compan
ION.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-09-02
WITH THE sAGEs.

Culture is the study of perfection--
uatthew Arnold.
Virtue commands respect even in q
,eggar's garb.-Novalis.
The small courtesies sweeten life /;
he greater ennoble it.-Ricbter.
Rectitude is only the confirmed habit
II doing what is right.-Martineau.
Nobody ever got anything worth hav.
ng unless they worked for it.-Blind,
oss.
1t Is commendable to correct the
'aults of others II we are free of them
,urselves.-Stow.
The man Of intellect is the noble.
hearted man withal, the true, just, hui
r ne and valiant L.an.-Carlyle.
The young man who sets out TO be
he architect of his own fortune must
lot scorn to be the bricklayer and hod
carrier as well.-Westley.
Small minded men regard faith as a
;heory; large-minded men S it as a
PRACTICAL working power to get things
lone and done right.-Ruskin.
Men are often capable Of greater
.hings than they perform; they are
sent into the world with bills Of credit
md seldom draw to the full amount
Walpole.
The n thing supremely worth the
having is the opportunity, coupled with
the capacity, OF doing a thing we'll and
worthily, the doing of which Is for the
welfare Of mankind.--President Roose-
Velt.
Have faith in truth, never in num-
b g. The great u e of numbers rolls
up noisily and ~imposingly, but fattens
On the shore, and slides back into the
mud Of oblivion. But a true opinion
Is the ocean itself, calm in Its rest,
eternal In its power.-Platt.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-09-02

September 10th the hunting
season opens and hunting permits
can be obtained from AL Jezewski
game warden for this county.
Jos. ". Wagner and wife, AL
bert Wagner Sr., and Mrs. Kap-
pei of Lesterville left from this
place Tuesday to visit relatives at
Gregory and Lamro.
Now is the proper time to place
those lightning rods on your
house. We sell the Barnett sys-
TEN; which mean the best. Re-
FAC & Jezewski, agents. b Al
! wish to thank all my custom
crs who have patronized me while
in the farm machinery and black
smith business and bespeak a con
tinuance of same for my success
or Mr.. James Kulis. Jos. Skorpik.
A grand picnic will be given in
the shady grove of John Petranek
I mile west of Utica by the ZCBJ
lodge of that place, Sunday, Sep.
s. Music by the Tabor band. A
cordial invitation is extended to
all to attend.
Farm for rent, q miles west OF
Tabor. Applicant must have ex-
perience and all horses and ma
chinery. One third of all crops.
About 100 acres of field. Apply
10 Frank Welt, sr. Tabor, S. d.
fo-2
A few drops of l. w. HARPER
Whiskey will take the chills out
of a glass of ice water-lt will inn
prove the taste and aid your di-
gestion. Careful people use no
other whiskey except |. w. HAIR
PER. Sold by Hruska & Trunec.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-09-02
Thai Sheridan statue.

Sheridan's horse, part of the neS
statue in. Washington, is a mysterious
looking animal, writes Tip in the New
York Press. 1t has q sort Of ~prehistort,
appearance, and its attitude is any
thing but heroic. In fact, poor old Win
chester is a sculptured joke. He Ger
tainly slipped on a banana peel, ant
the artist caught him in the act OF nj
tempting to regain his feet and com
posure. His fore legs are on the trot
his hind ones on the gallop-and bu
for the banana peel he might be MAXIM
better time. Sheridan swore he wouli
make Shenandoah Valley so poor tina
a crow wouldn't fly over IT. His Charge
must have fed there; you al coun
every RIB; but Little Phil Is as fat an,
dick as oleomargarine. Why are thea
,aricatures permittedf
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-09-02
SPLINTERS.

No matter how small q man may be
he thinks hejis big enough to look over
other mems heads.
A man wRl ask for all kinds OF bless,
ings in his iprayers ard then put a cent
In the collection basket
Bills-Do you forget what you said
when you proposed marriage. Wills
Yes, but my WHENEVER will.
A woman will Lice herself so ii ht
that she CART breathe and then kick II
she gets ~squeezedlin a'crowd.
They say there, is no time like the
present, butpnost Everybody is fond OF
looking back1 on the old days.
Leading lghts-Signal lanterns.
No one uver thinks of looking for
rocks where the water rs smooth.
BiIis-I wouldn't want to be an Off
cial weather forecaster. Wills-Why
not2 BiMs-Because 1t is a job that
keeps you guessing.
BilIs-What did Smith, do when the
man on the train refused! to share his
seatH wills Nothing; Smith is q
member of the tSociety for the Proven
ton of Cruelty to Animals.
Benuers-Didl they use to have a col.
ored man employed in that bird storei
Jenners-Yes, but the chickens
wouldn't eat kwhen lie was around, and
they had toj discharge him.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-09-02
Orlando ON Seeker.

Dorando, at ami Italian banquet in
New York, discussed American sports.
Your sports axe terrible" he said.
your oeker football makes me shud-
der. What, then, would l think Of
your intercollegiate ,game? But socker
is ter rible enough. The men play with
bare knees that resemble white targets.
In a hot scrimmage, during a game
Of socker the other day, I heard a cap
tain shout reproachfully to n Of his
men: .." ...t. ....
"Hang 1t, Jack, beIcareful! 1t was
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