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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
Duties Of oldtlme Carvers.

At the formal banquet of the six
tenth century the man who carved
the meat was bound with the red tape
Of precedent. When carving for dis
tinguished guests he had to remember
that certain parts Of the birds or meat
must be set aside. In carving for his
lord and lady he was expected to ex-
ercise great discretion in the size Of
the pieces he sent around, for ladies
will be soon angry and their thoughts
soon changed, and some lords are
soon pleased and some not, as they
be of complexion. He was expected
to have the rules both Of the kitchen
and the peerage at his knife's end. A
pike, for instance. must be dished up
whole for a lord, and In slices for
commoner folk. The rank Of his d.
ners, too. determined whether q pig
was to be served up whole, sliced,
plain or with gold leaf, or whether
new bread or bread three days old
should be eaten.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
JOHN HAYS SENSE OF HUMoR
Statesman Was Exceptionally Giftcd
In This Respect, According
to Biographer.

Few of our public men have had
more delicate or delicious humor'
coupled in an unusual way with a.
keen and cutting wit. We are fortu-
nate in the preservation Of so many o.
his addresses. Speaking OF his ire
ouent opportunities for talking ID
England, Mr. Hay wrote to a friend
"You never saw people SO Wiling
and eager to be bored as these blessed
John Bulls. If were of the Neronic
type, which takes delight In human
anguish, could make speech every
night the year round, But refrain
being merciful and lazy"
Of candidate for the presidency,
he said: "There seems no limit to
his eager credulousness He
seems able to believe anything--all he
asks is that It shall be incredible. y
The mans party he characterizes as
a "fortuitous concourse OF unrelated
prejudiccs
Describing a collection Of sacred
relics gathered by Philip H.. he play
fully writes: with. the exception, per-
hays Of Cuvier, Philip could see more
in bone thGn any man VINO ever
lived In Ills long life Of osseous en-
thusiasm he collected 1921 genuine
reios--T6ole Skeletons, odd ns
teeth toe-nails and skulls of martyrs
sometimes by a miracle Of specia.
I grace, getting dunl.oate ske etons o.
the same saint Cast an Days
Charles c. Moores, in Putnam's Mag
azine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
Accounting for Il.

Outgoing heads of the government
departments sometimes make a few
personal" promotions upon the eve
of their departure, and a clerk In the
department of agriculture, believing
that Secretary Wilson would go the
way of the rest of the Roosevelt cab
met, ventured to approach him with
a little plea for special recognition.
Il have been in the department
since the time you were first made
secretary, sir" the clerk began.
81 know it'll know It," the secre'
tary said, waving him away Every
one knows | am very patient and
considerable an,'-Harpers Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
A Quaint Tract.

A quaint tract entitled "Woe IA
Drunkards," being sermon 81
Samuel Waid, preacher of Ipswich
was printed in London in 1927. The
preacher based his remarks upon
Proverbs xiii, 1882 ("Look not thor
upon the wine when 1t is red" etc.,,
and illustrated his arguments by en-
amples from various parts OF the
kingdom Of Gods judgments on
drunkards." Among other instances
he quotes the following one from
Tenby: AT Tenby, in Pembroke
shire, a drunkard being exceedingly
drunke broke himself all to pieces Oh
an high and steep rock in most feare
full manner, and yet the occasion and
circumstances of his fall so ridiculous
as | thinke not fit to relate. lest in %
serious a judgement l should move
laughter of the Reader"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14

Jesse Rankin, who returned from Chi
cayO this week, has taken position as
stenographer In the mill here.
For Sale-First- class Moore Air tigh
Heater, No. 3, 10 best Of condition. Can
he seen at 800 Fifth avenue. 1t
Geo. L Wing has located at Santa
Anna, California, for the winter, and
writes that he Ia feeling fine,
Miss Daisy Van Orestrsnd has gone to
Pasco, Washington, to spend the winter
with her sister, Mrs. A. j. Bates.
Rev. EeIs and ]. P. English went to
Garden CITY Wednesday morning to at
tend meeting of the Larned Presbytery.
DR. and Mrs, @. A. Mccall, who are to
locate 10 Chicago, have been spending
the week here with DIR. and Mrs. o. Il
simpson.
Thursday Of next week party Of
Shriners will 70 from Dodge City to Sa-
Iioa to attend u meeting. They will take
their wives with them.
Mrs. Lillian Eastman and mother, Mrs.
q. Fox, entertained q number Of their
lady friends very pleasantly at their home
on Tuesday afternoon.
The Farmers Elevator & Supply Co
will pay the highest market price for
corn, oats, kaffir corn and sorghum
seed It
Laundry work that will stand the test
10 what you want. See J. W. Rose. tele-
phone 1876, about It. shipments mace
twice each week.
N. Il. Lum b Co. have secured the
contract for furnishing the lumber to be
nsed in building the electric lighting
plant at the Soldiers Home.
A cut glass bowl, on display at Young'i
Jewelry store, will be given the lady
holding the lucky number at the Nickel
on Saturday night, Oct. %. tip
Miss Vivian Behee had painful ac-
cident at the steam lauadry here the first
OF the week. Her hand was caught 10
The large mangle used In the laundry,
and quite badly injured. Fortunately
the hand will be saved, and perhaps moi
permanently injured.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
The Baekwoods School.

Poor old schoolhouse, long since DO
come scattered ashes! hsor little
backwoods academicians, driven u
about sunrise, driven out TOWARD
dusk! Poor little tired backs wiu
nothing to lean against! Poor littk
bare feet that coull never reach ths
floor! Poor little droop-headed 10
ures, SO sleepy in the long summed
DAYS. so afraid to fall asleep! Long
long since, little children of the past
your backs have become straignt
enough, measured on the same cod
bed; sooner or later your feet, wher
ever wandering, have found their ress
ing places in the soft earth; and all
your dropping heads have gone "a
slep on the same dreamless pillow
and there are sleeping .-James Lane
Allen.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
suez once q Natural Channel.

There is every reason to believe that
some 5000 years ago. In the time Of
King Solomon, there was an open
channel through Suez, by which the
light draft vessels of the Phoenioians
passed through on their voyages to
Asia and to the gold regions Of ophir,
which are now known to be in Africa,
and reached from the east coast Of
that continent. In the course Of
time the two seas 1.-THE Mediterranean
and the Red), by action Of the waves.
filled up the connecting channel, and
SO it remained until 1t was opened by
the French under De Lesseps for traf-
fic November II, 1859, at cost Of
about $S5,00O,0OO. 1t was subsequent
ly enlarged at moderate cost.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
SIZE OF BUT LITTLE MOTIF
The Most Deadly and Destructive Foes
Of Mankind Are Of Minute Pro
portion.

In one OF Herbert Wells brilliant
stories the terribly scientific ana
practically invincible Martians who
have invaded the earth and conquered
England are stopped in the midst OK
their victories and utterly destroyed
by the attacks Of microscopic foes
Infinitely small organisms, germs OF
diseases to which man has become In
some degree immune, STAY the won
derful warriors of planet never In
vadod by these earth foes. what the
greatest battleships and the heaviest
guns could not do the unseen and
unknown living seeds of death 40
complish.
More clearly every day the world
understands that in the life and al
fairs Of mankind the nest deadly
and destructive foes are extremely
small. All of the fierce mammals ana
poisonous serpents Of Africa 90 rot
kill as many human beings in Ten
wears as the tsetse fly Stays IN one.
The tigers and cobras OF India 1iii
their thousands every year, but ne
rats which spread the germs OF the
bubonic plague destroy their tens OF
thousands. In this country the COM
mon house fly undoubtedly canaes
more deaths than all the venonoua
snakes. wild beasts, mad dogs, run
away horses and alltempereH bulis
ten times over. The actual pronor
ton is probably much higher than sen
q TO one.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
His Dilemma.

Customer (nervoutly)-I want q
beefsteak to take home to dinner. I'm
expected guest, you know. Wife tele-
phoned me to get the steak. Jane al
ways buys the meat herself, you see,
and she's aw'iy particular. What
have you got?
The Butcher (encouragingly) We'll,
wot do you say to nice juicy porter
house, cut thick; or maybe you'd pre-
fer couple o cuts of tenderloin?
Customer (still more nervously)-
Well, I'm blest IL know which. Say,
you couldn't lemme have couple O.
samples to take home an show her,
could you? It's only half dozen
blocks from here.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
Go With A Rush.

The demand for that wonderful Stom-
ach, Liver and Kidney cure, DR.. Kings
New Life Pills-is astoundinGthe Palace
Drug Store say they never saw the like.
lts because they never fail to cure Sour
Stomach. Constipation, Indigestion, Bill.
iousnes. JauudIce Sick Headache. Chills
and Malaria. Only 25c.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
LOCAL NEWS

Black locust posts at NJ. II Lum Lum-
be- Co.
= Full line of winter hosiery al Millinery
b q Variety Store. ~
II. W. Dorset, of ,pearville, was Wis
itor 10 Dodge City today.
FoR RENT-Two five room houses
See NJ. NG~inner. !
Jess Rankin, who has been 10 Chicago,
has returned TO Dodge City.
Gut prices In granitware at Millinery
& Variety Store ~
Eugene Smith, Of Spearville was IN
Dodge City on business yesterday.
A.G Barnett. of the telephone office,
10 In Great Bind on business today.
For Sals-Automobil bile 10 good condt.
ION, cheap. Inquire at Grove Hotel. lsp
Messrs. Bucher and Downs, Of Stafford,
Kansas, were here on business Wedbes-
day.
Sam wilkinson has taken position 10
the P. q. Young Jewelry and Music
store.
J. K. Steed, from Clayton, Ill., arrived
here last week to look after land interests
in the county.
Ed. Teed, @. N. Bseson and Harry
Hubbard will 70 to Wichita tomorrow to
allend Shriner Meeting.
A daughter was born on October Z tt
MIR. and Mrs. O. @. Alton, Of Lewis
formerly OF Dodge City.
Albert Little, who formerly lived here
has returned to Dodge City and has bill
old place 10 the Lowmsn barber shop
A. "A. Eppetein, Of Denver, arrived II
Dodge City yesterday TO look after mat
tiers 10 connection with the EUREKA Ditcl
project.
have made arrangements to handl
your family washing at &c per pound
rough dry with all fiat pieces ironed. J
w. Rose, phone l96.
q. O. Smith, Of Hutchinson, mission
airy of the y. w. Baptist Association
conducting revival meeting at th
county court house.
Geo. W Artwein, trustee OF Buckli
township, was In town Tuesday 10 con
terence with the county attorney abou
township affairs.
9. J. Tolley, P. H. Young, harr
Grose, Merritt Beeson, H. j. Marsh AM
A. G.. Barnett expect TO 90 to Wichlt
tomorrow TO attend a Shriner meeting
Arthur Gresham, OF the Bucklin stat
bank. came up Saturday with bis vii
and renamed over 70 Mond4y with hl
lies parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thos Fort
i have heard Mrs. Long sing bsfol
audiences small and vast, and | considt
her the most effective singer | ever heart
-. w. McGarvey. AtChristian Ohnrc
wednesday evening. October ~.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
ExpeIIed for Cause.

Mrs. Dorcas- Why did you expel her
from the Women's club?
Mrs. Learned-She proposed mo.
ton that, instead Of engaging a pro.
fessor Of Hindu philosophy. we should
hire some one TO teach us how to set
into. cab, how to sharpen pencil
and how to carry an umbrella Ia
crOwd. n
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14

MSS Lillian Stubbs of Hutchinson. Is
here this week visiting friends and Tela-
tives.
George Lum, Of verdon, Nebraska, is
here this week with his nephew, NJ. ID.
Lum.
g. Van Arsdale, Of the Kansas State
Bank, went to Garden City on business
Wednesday.
A SOD was born yesterday'morning to
Mr.. and Mrs. Vincent Ragland, of Gen.
trail avenue
Good alfalfa pasture for horses at the
A-lO Ranch, three miles south OF Dodge
City.-C. r. Aten. ~
MIR. and Mrp. G. A. Wing will leave
next week for Santa Anna, California, to
sojourn this winter.
Just receivei-A car load Of barbed
wire.
Anawalt. Campbell Lumber Co. 81
Mrs. Madison, Of Plainville, Illinois, is
here for q visit with her sons. Judge e.
Il. Madison and L. A. Madison.
Mrs. Andrew Russell will entertain the
10. 8. Embroidery club tomorrow az her
home on Central Avenue.
Mrs. W B. Martin entertained the Gal
axy club at her home yesterday. A mum
Der Of guests Of the club were present.
mr.. and Mrs. G. e. Davis, OF Kansas
City, are here visiting at the home OF e.
N. SIocum, and contemplate locating In
Dodge City.
L. z. Miller and family, who are do.
Ing the northwest, are 10 salem, Oregon,
this week. They are expected home 10
about two weeks.
DR.. Otis Thompson, OF this place, has
been appointed by Gov. Slubbs as amen
Der OF the State Board OF Health, to sue
coed DR. Scott, Of Independence, Kansas.
wANTED-General Agent for Dodge
City and vicinity, Accident and Health
Insurance, big contract. best policy.
Write National Casualty Co., Topeka,
Kansas.
DR. and Mrs. W. o. Thompson and
Mr.. and Mrs. J. R. McCurdy have re-
turned from their trip north. They had
fine outing In Minnesota, and visited 10
Chicago aod other places while away.
Joe Cook, OF Excelsior Springs, invest
ed In Ford county farm last week. He
got the wilbur Liggett place south Of
town, quarter section, which he bought
through the agency Of the Lopp Brothers
and Hal Wolfe.
Rev. Donegan aud family leave this
week for their new home at Fresno, Cal
ifornla. Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Virgins
will locate at the same place, but will
visit In Illinois before going to Cali.
fornia.
| Why do your own family wash when
you can have 1t taken out OF the house
and returned rough dry with ah aaI
pieces nicely ironed. at six cents pei
poundp Call up J. W. Rose, phone 1873,
and hear about IT,
i Following are those who held the
prize numbers at the nickel last Saturday
nighn j., A,Psrlne, Oil30S; Gall Chap.
Imam, O2OsOO; Mary Thomas, Oalll4.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
confIdenc. Of Genius.

"You say your dirigible balloon 10
Q SUGGEST"
EYES," answered the inventor.
"But 1t came down to the earth with
q terrible bump" ~ Pt e
"True. But 1t hit very close to the
spot was aiming At"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
First Published October II, 1901
PUBLICATION NOTICE
In the District Court of Ford County, Kan
Emma Bearly, Plaintiff

Emmh bshrly, rlhinUu
vs.
John W Bearly, Defendant
The State OF Kansas to John W Bearly:-
You will take notice that You have been
sued in the above entitled court by Emma
Bearly, the plaintiff above named, for d.
vOrce from you and for the care, custody
and control OF Glenn Bearly and Floyd Bear.
ly the minor children born to,vou and said
plaintiff, and unless you answer the petition
filed by the plaintiff In said suit on or before
the 26th day OF November 1919 said petition
will be taken as true and judgement rendered
accordingly granting to plaintiff u decree OF
divorce from You and giving to plaintiff the
care. custody and control of said minor
children above named and such other and
further relief as to the Court may seem just
and equitable.
Witness my hand and the seal OF the
above named Court this 10th day Of October.
1909. I. f. FRENCH
CLERK District Court OF Ford County, Kans
Madison Il Madison, tA
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14

All road tax not p I'D by October
Is will be turned over to the police
court for collection. Everybody take
notice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1909-10-14
No lnducemi,ent.

Campaign cigars" proclaimed the
reformer. "are merely a form of brib.
cry" "No, they amt" put in the
voter. did you ever smoke one?"
New-York tribune., 1909-10-14
BARRIE GETS DIVORCE.
Playscnght Names an 4uthOr and
Suit Is Undefcnded.

London Oct flames NJ Barrie, the novelist
and playwright WIS to-day granted q divorce from
his wife on the grounds OF the latters misconduct
with Gilbert Canaan. young author. The suit
was not defended. Mrs Barrie formerly Mary
Ansell, an actress.
Mr. Barrie himself took the witness stand, and
related the circumstances leading up to the action
lie said that in 1908 he permitted the correspondent
the use of a cottage which the novelist owned at
Farnham. It at this cottage that the alleged
misconduct took place. The plaintiff said that the
matter first came to his from the servants
and that when the accusations were made known
TO his wife she admitted their truth.
Mr. Barrie said that ne offered to forgive the
offences on the condition that the defendant should
break off her acquaintance with Cannan. He also
said that he would consent to agreement Of sep
aration. Both these offers were refused by Mrs.
Barrie, who pleaded with her husband to set her
free declaring that Cannan the only man ir
the world TO her No damages are asked by the
plaintiff, but Cannan is mulcted in the costs.
New-York tribune., 1909-10-14
THE CAREER OF SENIOR FERRER.

The execution of Francisco Ferrer has removed
q man long suspected OF revolutionary activities
in Spain who because OF his education and infu-
cree was regarded rs a great danger TO the state.
The decree Of the court martial was carried out
in spte OF protests by sympathizers with the
prisoner not only in Spain, but in France and
ItaIy Many petitions for clemency were ad-
dressed TO King Alfonso who was threatened with
death II he failed TO spare Ferrers life. The
Council Of War and Marine at Madrid. to which
the papers Of the court martial were submitted
made no move toward clemency. and it was sub
seouentlv announced that the Cabinet had ap-
proved the courts findings and found no warrant
for a recommendation 10 mercy.
Ferrer Was formerly a director of the Modern
School Of Barcelona, and was repeatedly accused
~ teaching revolutionary doctrines. In 1896 he
was arrested charged with completely with Manuel
Morales IN the attempt 10 kill King Alfonso on
tbe dav Of the sovereign's marriage TO Princess
F5na OF Battenberg on May 81 OF that year. After
q trial In which the prosecution asked a verdict
~ q long term or imprisonment Ferrer was ac-
ouitted On September !, 1879, he was arrested
on a charge of having melted the rioting which
occurred IN Barcelona last summer. This out
break which spread through the Catalonian prov
inces was protest against the sending OF
snanish troops against the Moors on the Rim coast
and for q time assumed alarming proportions Il
vas alleged that Ferrer principal In the
,lprisng against the government At his trial
documents were submitted showing hs alleged
connection with revolutionary movements. includ-
ing the proclamation Of Spanish republic his
counsel said that Ferrer the victim or the
Conservative partys hatred
New-York tribune., 1909-10-14

tutnre by falling 10 intervene. Interviews show
that many persons prominent in the scientific
ana political world are indignant and panied
Even the publications which are most moderate
IN tone expressed the hope this morning that
Alhs Alfonso would intervene TO prevent the
Of "a political assassination Of
revolutionary ideaIist," while the Radical
papers indulge in the most violent language
pacing responsibility for Ferrer's condemnation
On the supremacy OF the Clerical reaction in
Spaln NJ. Jaures had an interview in a morning
paper IN which he predicted that II Ferrer was
snot confagration would be started which
would not be extnguished until Spanish politi-
cal NE has been purged OF the Clerical influ-
ehoes which are paralyzing the progress Of the
hatlon and shocking the conscience of Europe"
member Of the Institute said that he was
sIupened at the execution which he character
lied as an act OF political cahnibaIism NJ
Reinach said he had thought it incredible that
the King would decline 10 intervene. He added:
Ferrer was the victim OF the monks. who are
al powerful in Spain, now that they have been
reinforced by their colleagues who were expelled
HonI France. 1t is impossible to believe that
Spail would dare thus TO defy universal con-
science"
NJ Picavet, secretary OF the College OF France
who said that he had lead all of Ferrers books
believes that the modern school" which the
author advocated Simply favored a neutral in
struction such as was understood in France
New-York tribune., 1909-10-14
THE PANAMA LIBEL CASE,

Department of Justice Thinks Judge Ander-
sons Decision Does Not Affect Other Phases
washington Oct. 1a-Attorney General Wicker
sham has replied 70 all inquiries regarding his
views on the dismissal Of the removal proceedings
in the Panama libel case at Indianapolis that he
has nothing to say. and will not have pending q
report from the governments counsel
While no statement has been given out, IT is
suggested at the Department Of Justice that the
action on the removal proceedings affects only the
question to the defendants in that proceeding
being brought to Washington, and that the gov
ernment can go ahead with the other phases of
the case Just what the governments position Will
be cannot be determined yet The case is being
handled at this end by the Attorney General per-
sonally although assisted by attorneys in the de-
partment
Stuart Mcnamara, the special counsel for the
government in the case. is expected here imme-
diately TO confer with the Attorney General and
any outline Of the governments plans will not Be
Forthcoming until after conference between gov
ernrnent counsel.
New-York tribune., 1909-10-14
MOBS CHECKED IN ROME
Police and Troops Kept Busy-Atti-
tude of the Vatican.

Rome. Oct 1S-The execution Of Francisco
Ferrer at Barcelona has caused a profound i'm
preston here, and tonight there was a serious
demonstration Of protest against the action Of
the Spanish government There were cries Of
Long live Ferrerr' Down with reactionisnn!"
Down with the Jesuits,' Down with Merry
del Vail" The police and troops succeeded in
maintaining comparative order, and prevented
the approach Of the mob TO the square where
the Spanish Embassy stands.
II is reported that a few days ago Ferrer's
daughter telegraphed to the Pope from Paris
asking his Intervention 10 save her fathers life
The Pontin was deeply moved and exclaimed:
Poor childi II I could succeed in softening the
grief Of her afflicted soul It would be a great
consolation for me-"
The Spanish Ambassador 70 the Holy see in
an interview tonight, said that neither he nor
his colleague accredited to the Quirinal had
ever been Informed Of any request for q pardon
for FArrer. He added that the Pope might have
asked 4or pardon Independently Of him.
It is believed here that the execution OF Ferrer
at Barcelona was fastened by the fear that the
Pope would intervene. According to this theory
the Spanish authorities wished TO prevent their
sovereign being placed IN a position where he
might have to grant or refuse Papal request
for pardon.
What attitude the Vatican assumed toward
the Ferrer case cannot be learned, as the off,
Gals maintain complete reticence in the matter