Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-10-15

why do you allow your vile To
pick your company She's good
Judge she picked me Philadelphia
Star 49,
Clerk-MS. Jones complains that
her photographs don't look like her
photographic Complains, She ought
10 be grateful
Alice Ethel tells me she is engaged
to Jack Do you think she really
means 10 marry him? Kate Not II
she can get anybody else
Hello, Brown, settled in your new
house yet" 4 guess so Everything
is unpacked now except the things we
really need Detroit Free Press
He's fool and he only wants you
for yobr money" "No--he says he'd
marry NJ, without my money Then
he's sagger fool than | thought
The Pessimist--W Well pay for this
| fine weather later on. The 0ptimist
Web. cheer up! ! That's the regular
time FOR paying for things, isn't it?
Her Husband--W Well, it takes two to
make quarrel, so I'll shut up His
Wife-Thats Just like a contemplate
| mani YouM sit there and think mean
things
"ls you'd assume a more genial man
ner, you'd get along better In bust
ness "Rotl tried 1t once. and ev-
erybody I met wanted to borrow
| money
| Young Wife This dish, dearest. is
an original composition OF my own.
! pet, that YOU would cook after the old
| masters
/ He-So you think married life ought
to be one grand sweet song2 She
Yes, He-What air would you prefer
for this matrimonial song? She
think a millionaire
| Hsmeralda many times do
YOU make a young man propose to YOU
before you say yes? Gwendolen IL
You have to make him propose you'd
better say yes the FIRST time,
Hotel Vtsitor-Are there any deer
about hereY Ginie-Well, there was
| YIN, but the gentlemen were aye shoot
in and shootln at ii, and I'm think
in It left the deestrict Punch.
African Guide-Come! Quick! Your
exeellency | have spotted leopard
Famous Hunter-Here Here, no ma
ture-faking goes on this outfit Leo
pards have always been spotted,
Mrs Smant--Be sure and come.
Youll meet quite a number of pretty
women. Mr Carte (gallantly) Yes:
| but II viii not be for the pretty wom-
en- that | shall come. but for you
Gunner--And now comes professor
who declares that fruit il just as
healthy with the skin on as Il Is peel
ed Guyer-Hm, I'd like to see
somebody start him on a diet Of pine
apples
Anxious Mother How do you know
| young Cashleigh Is In love with you?
Has he told you so? Pretty Daughter
-N-no; but you should see the way
he looks at me when am not looking
at him.
Oh, Johnnie. Johnnie" said his
aunt reproaehfully. why Is It you
never remember to say thank you?'
u expect It's cause dent get things
given to me often enough to practice, e
answered the young diplomat hope
fully, cycling a box OF candy
The kind lady had just handed the
hungry hobo sandwich and a piece
of pie. Poor mani" she said, synpa-
| thetically Are you married."
Nom answered the hobo Il got
dis hunted look from bein' chased
! from place L place by der perlice
/ 80 you don't guide hunting parties
any m0re2" asked the stranger Nope"
said the guide Got tired OF being
mistook FOR a deer" How do you
earn your Hylng now?" Guide fishin
parties. So far. nobody amt mlstook
me fer fish. Kansas City Journal
A schoolgirl with large feet was sit
| ting with them stretched far out into
| the aisle, and was busy chewing gum
when the teacher espied her Mary"
| called the teacher, sharply. Yes,
ma any questioned the pupil Take
that gum out OF your mouth aud put
/ your feet in"
| Browning hear you are engaged
| 10 thai young widow who is visiting
| relatives here. Is It true? Greening
Yes Browning How did you dis
over that she was the one woman In
he world for an old bachelor like
GU? Greening Why, She er-told
ne so.--Chicago Daily News.
Random Shots I shot an arrow into
jhe air. It fell in the distance. [
| lcT not where till neighbor said
| thtt II killed his calf, and hud TO pay
him six and half 5000. | bought
some poison to stay some rats, and a
neighbor swore II Killed his cats and
rather than argue across the fence, |