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Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
PASS OVER JESTER
MEN OF W.T. CELDoM RISE HIGH
IN sTATEsMANsHlP.
Annals Of American Public Life Show
How Many Masters Of the Merry
Quip Have Met with
Disaster.

wit is dangerous. The annals Of
American public life abound with the
wrecks Of men who have paid the
penalty Of being humorous. The dis
position to make an audience laugh
has been fatal to countless political
ambitions. When the late Representa-
tive Cushman entered congress he
made a speech which conWscd the
house. But he was brought to really,
that too many spicy anecdotes and
too many good stories. while capt.
waiting to the ear for the time being
were serious handicaps 20 upward
progress; and he ceased almost en-
tirely to exercise talent in which De-
was little short Of peerless The pro
pensity Of Sunset Cox for humor.ur
the jest lost him the coveted prize O..
the American toga.
In like manner when Private" John
Allen, the wit Of congress, ran for the
United States senate he suffered an
ignominious defeat
Tom Corwin was another man WI %
became the i'm Of his own keen
Damascus blade, and who summarized
his experience I'm the terse observa
ion that TO succeed In politics it was
necessary to be las solemn as an
ass" Proctor Knott. by his famous
Duluth speech, made an internatioua.
reputation, but for the remainder OF
his life was pursued by the avengine
Nemesis Tom Reed failed to secure
the Republican nomination for presi
dent Of the United States because his
| tongue was never lacking i'm retOrt
which produced ripple Of mirth
Abraham Lincoln found his love Of
anecdote less of a help than Of q
! hindrance when he was called to III,
helm OF affairs,
Statesmanship Is something serious
The immortal masterpieces of elo
! quence contain no suggestions o
humor The apostrophes of Edmun,
Burke-the philippics Of Demostheue
the splendid orations Of Cicero-ar
ell profoundly solemn.
And when it comes to the men VIII
are to represent us in the austere am
august forums OF statesmanship or D
the grave responsibilities OF the S..
preme command of public aNgirs, it
not the jest4I whom we are prone Q
| choose.
For seasoning psrposcs it is we
enough to employ the salt of Atti,
II we can do so i'm moderation bi
we cannot acquire The reputation f,
wit without making up our min,
to take the consequeuces.-Atlaut
Georgian.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
Eatsl Gift Of Humor.

Would citizen be president, let
him eschew all jokes. laughter and
vain witticism. There was once a
man named Franklin - Benjamin
Franklin-who ioked himself out of
the loftier range OF office, tradition
says. And on the other hand, only
a few years ago. and in our own town,
there was a harmless fat man who be-
came mayor, and first citizen, and
all that sort OF thing merely by lock.
Ing like the sacred white elephant and
talking like a bass drum. Truly a
wonderful gift, this solemnity, with
It the humble bee may rule a king
dom. and lacking 1t, the eagle must
search Tor a living New York Eve.
ninng Post.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
Altogether Too Good.


A Sunday or so ago IL was told in
this column how President Cleveland
declined to give former Mayor James
X. Mcclure Of Syracuse an office in
the consular service on the ground
that Mcclure had none OF the genteel
Democratic vices. An old friend of
Samuel j. Tilden said yesterday that
this story had precursor in Mr.. Til.
den's time, and he added
In the days when Uncle Sammy
was governor a delegation swooped
down upon him from Utica to urge
the claims OF patriot from that pent.
up suburb.
He is one OF our best citizens
said one in the delegation. He is
singularly free from the infirmities OF
man. He uses alcohol in no FORM
Yes, chirped another of the dele
CATION, he passes the hat regularly In
church, he is a model citizen, he
doesn't even smoke. He is a pillar OF
our little community.
Uncle Sammy listened in silence,
and when the last word was said he
gently stroked his chin and in his
accustomed whisper murmured: Don't
trust him, gentleman, don't trust him.
He evidently has no small vices -
Cleveland Leader.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
Flrst pub. oet. % Last pub. No.. 9

First pub. Oct. 20 Last pub. No 8
NOTICE
State Of Oklahoma, County of Caddo
SIS, In County Court.
In the matter Of the estate Of Err
nest C Kiespert, deceased.
20 the heirs, next of kin, and cred
itors Of Ernest Kiespert, deceased.
You are hereby notified that Lille
Kiespert has applied to the County
Court of Caddo County, State of Ok
lahcma, for Letters of Admin istra-
tion on the estate of Ernest C Kies-
pert, deceased. to be granted to Lille
Kiespert and that said application
will be heard at the Court room Of
said Court, in the City of Anadarko,
IN said County, on the 18th day Of
November 1909. at o'clock a. M. al
which time and place any person in
terested may appear and show cause
If anv they have why such petition
should not be granted.
Witness my hand and the Seal o
said Court hereunto affixed this 29tl
day of Oct 1909.
SEAL B F Holding,
BY T G Oelke, County Judge
Clerk.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
BABY'S PITIFUL-
cASE OF ECZEMA
Summer Rash Became a Dreadful
Itching Humor-Big Blisters
Formed and Skin Grew as Hard
and Rough as Bark Scratched
and Tore Flesh till Blood Ran.
ALMOST MAGIC CURE
BY CUTlCURA REMEDIES

"Our son, two years old, was very
much afflicted with a breaking out or
what looked to be a summer rash. l
applied the usual remedies, such as
washing with soda water and powdering
with boric acid. Finally, after he su-
fered with the trouble several weeks /
took him to the doctor. He said IL was
merely a rash that was quite prevalent,
and that l was giving the right treat
ment and that l should just continue il
and the baby would soon be all right.
But instead of getting better il was get
ting worse. The rash ran together and
didn't want TO do anything but scratch
and we had to wrap his hands up to
keep him from il as he would tear the
flesh open till the blood would run. The
itching was intense, causing loss Of appe-
tite and flesh. When il seemed 10 hurt
him most the skin on his back became
hard and rough like the bark Of tres so
that rubbing or brushing would not
break il. He was so feVerish that l
thought it bad case Of eczema. He
could not wear any clothes but little
nightgown with the sleeves just fastened
at the top Of the shoulder. He suffered
intensely for about three months. But
found a remedy in Cuticura Soap for
bathing and Cuticura Ointment with
which l anointed the sore places. This
kept the rash from spreading and in less
than a week the result was almost magi-
cal. That was more than two years ago
and there has not been the slightest
symptom OF il since he was cured. / am
never very long without Cuticura Soap
as my family knows the value OF il and
don't like a substitute j. W. Lauck,
Yukon, Okla, Aug. 2s and Sept. II, 'os."
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO
Their UnceaSing Work Keeps Us
Strong and Healthy

All the blood IN the body passes
through the kidneys once every three
minutes. The kidneys filter the blood
They work night and day. When
healthy they remove about 500 grams
of impure matter daily, when un-
healthy some part OF this impure mat
ter is left in the blood. This brings
on many diseases and symptoms
pain in the back, headache, nervous
ness, hot, dry skin rheumatism, gout,
gravel, disorders Of tte eye. igtt ard
hearing, dizziness, irregular heart
debility, drowsiness, dropsy, deposits
in the urine, etc. But if you keep the
filters right you will have no trouble
with your kidneys.
q. +, Dugan, f, Broadway. Ana
darko, Okla, says:
"For about ten years kidney dis
ease had me in its grasp, no doubt
being caused by hard work. My back
became so lame taat at times | could
hardly get about. The passages of the
kidney secretions were too frequent,
dizzy spells often attacked me. and
had a feeling of distress in my head.
On the advice of friend, procured
Doan's Kidney Pills form the City
Drug Store and began their use.
improved steadily from the first and
was soon ent rely relieved | con-
slider Doan's Kidney Pills a most eff
cient remedy for any trouble arising
from the Kidneys
For sale by all dealero. Price SOC
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan' s. an
take no other.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

Millions of women throughout the
world use Cuticura Soap and Ointment
for eczemas. raskes itchings, irritations,
inhammations, chaiings, pimples, black
hair sanafiTe antisebtic cleansing and
for all the purposes Of the toilet, bath
and nursery.
Cutlcufa Remedies are sold throughout the world
Potter Drug a Chem Corp. Sole Props, l55 Coum'
bus Ave, Boston. Mass.
az Mailed Free Cuucura Book on skin Diseases
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

} S Henninger was notified that he
had some freight at the depot and
on investigating he found that his
sister, Mrs j d Quick, had shipped
him from her home in Green City,
Nc, a barrel that contained spies
and snow apples and also the ship
ment contained i've gallons of hcm,
made apple butter
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06
Value of a Soma.

There was a time" said the old
inhabilant when that piece of prop
erty sold for a song
Really replied the grand opera
nrtma donua How very expensiye'
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

DR.. Shoop's Health Coffee is crea-
ted from pure parched grains, malt
nuts, etc. no real coffee in it. Fine
in flavor-is "made in a minute. "
No 20 or 80 minutes tedious boiling.
Samples Free. Beall & Fluharty.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

Mrs Fisher, who has been visiting
her parents, Mr. and Mrs E II Iuiet
wieler the past seven weeks, has re-
turned to her home in DeLnison, Tex.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

When you want bran and chops
call up the Stacey Bottling Works,
phone 2O6. 233-4t
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

The Ladies' of the st. Margaret 8
Guild of the EpIscoea' church viii
have cake sale Saturday afternoon,
Nov. 6, in the building where the
Crude oil bnrners are sold, three
doors west of postoffice.
Don't forget to phone the Stac ey
Bottling Works for bran and chops
233-4t- wkyl.
Suits made to order, $40; suits
for $l8 up TO $50 -AnadarkC
Tailoring Co.
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1909-11-06

The Ladies Of the Catholic church
will give a chicken dinner Saturday,
Nov 20.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-07

Goostav. tn Horrible Greek. both iv which he threw with a half Nelson an hammer lock. tn prisidint put pair .iv hardcuffs into his pocket an wint out to arrest an iditor who'd thried to make his paper more readable. It IS reported that Prisidint Elect Taft has broken tn Solid South be his appytite fir possum. Later-Th' prisidint ahs ordhered ex-Sicrety iv War Taft to Pannyma with instructions to stay there till hes wanted ExSicrety iv State Root has been ilicted Sinitor firm New York. Sinitor Root made a speech to tn ligislachure, announcin' that he wud take his ordhers only fri thim. Ex- Sicretv iv State Root has been ordhered to Washington be tn prisidint.
 An so it goes. an a fine sight 1t is. He's only got a month an there's no sign iv him packin' his thrunk. 1t don't look to me as if he intended to move. I shuddent be surprised whin him an Willum Taft go back to tn White House afther tn inauguration if he says to tn hired girl: Show this gintleman into tn spare bedroom over tn kitchen. Go up now, Willum. an change ye'er clothes If I was Willum Taft dye know what I'd do? Afther we'd rode up Pinnsylvanya Av- noon in tn magnificent procission, be- hind tn Disthrict iv Columbya Dhry Goods Exchange. tn Unyform Ordher iv Plumbers Assistants an tn Wan hundherd an third Delaware Light Ar tillery an afther I'd took tn oath iv office an made a few brief remarks, I'd take a sudden leap into q fast au- tymobil. rush back to tn White House an lock tn dure. l wud so. An l wuddent announce amy iv me policies till found out firm Mombassa wheth- CT tn lions were biting good"
 Dye think he made a good prisi- dint?" asked MT. Hinnessy.
 I'll have to wait an see what Will lum Taft does" said MT. Dooley.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-07
Mr. DOoley on the
 Retiring President
BY F. P. DUNNE.

Copyright. 1909. by H. H. Mcclure
 & Co)
Arizona republican., 1909-02-07
Piles Quickly
 Cured at Home
Instant Relief, Permanent Cure. Trial Package Mailed Free to
 All in Plain Wrapper.

Piles is a fearful disease, but easy to cure if you go at it right.
 An operation with the knife is dan gerous, cruel, humiliating and unnec- essary.
 There is just one other sure way to be cured-painless, safe and in the Pyramid Pile Cure.
 We mail trial package free to all who write.
 It win give you instant relie:, show you the harmless, painless nature of this great remedy and start you well on the way toward perfect cure.
 Then you can get a full-sized box from any druggist for 50 cents, and often one box cures.
 Insist on having what you call for. If the druggist tries to sell you something just as good, it is because he makes more money on the sub stitute.
 The cure begins at once and con tinues rapidly until it is complete and permanent.
 You can go right aheads with your work and be easy and comfortable all the time.
 It is well worth trying.
 Just send your name and address to Pyramid Drug Co, 92 Pyramid Building, Marshall, Mich, and receive free by return mail the trial pack age in a plain wrapper
 Thousands have been cured in this easy, painless and inexpensive way, in the privacy of the home.
 Nh knife and it's torture
 No doctor and his bills.
 All druggists. 50 cents. Write to- day for free package,
Arizona republican., 1909-02-07
Restorative Treatment for Nervous Men

Coming from a source of un- questioned authority on the ail- ments of men it is presumed to be infallible, while the profession generally endorse the ingredients and prescribe them in many dif- ferent forms of various diseases. The following formula is highly efficient in quickly restoring in nervous exhaustion, melancholla, anxiety, timidity in venturing. dizziness, heart palpitauon, tremo- ling limbs, insomnia, thinnesS, cold extremities. tired-all-in feel ing and general inability to do those natural and rational acts upon which depend a mans sue cess and happiness in social and everyday life.
 The instructions for mixing at home secretly so that no emhar- rassment may be felt, are as fol- lows: First get three ounces of syrup sarsaparilla compound and one ounce compound fluid balm wort: mix and let stand two hours. Then add one ounce com pound essence cardiol and one ounce tincture cadomene com pound (not cardamom). and mix all together. The directions are to take one teaspoonful after each meal and one when retiring. until bounding health and full strength are restored. Even a few weeks will witness most wonderful results.
 Astonishing nervous force and equilibrium follow the treatment. no matter how serious the case.
 This contains no opiates what ever and may also be used by women who suffer with their nerves with absolute certainty of prompt and lasting benefits.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-07
LEAVING PHOENIX TONIGHT

Mrs. l.. F. Allen is leaving town to- night to visit her old home fin Rus sellville, Ark The length of her visit in the east is indefinite.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-03-31
Stop That Cold

10 check early colds Of Grippe with "Prcvensies'
means sure defeat ior Pneumonia. 10 stop cold
with Pfoseuiicz 4 safer than 70 let Il run and be
obliged 10 cure It afterwards 70 DO anfe, ffa.
yentlus VIII cure even deeply seated Geld hui
taken early-at The neeze 1laee-thss break oF
head Of these early epids. That's aufelr better.
That's why they are called rrugenliog.
rfeseGiicare lltlls Candy Cold Cures. No oun.
ine. 40 phyac, nothing alctenine. Nice Tor the
children and thoroughly safe Too. II yuu ieel
chllly iiyou meeze lfsou ache All over. think oi
rroventics Pfomplnefs may also save half your
usual sickness Add don't forget your chlld, u
there IA feserlahness. niahtor day Herein Prob.
ably lies pfesentlcs efeaiasl efficiency, Sold Ia
g boxes lor she pocket also ia goc boxes Of g
Pfeventca. hisst on your druggists alslne soa
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WANTED Manager for Branch Office
We Wlah ln locate here III Gnth.
RE. Address. I'VE Morris Nh0loaaIe
House. Cincinnati. Ohio.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-03-31

ST. LOUIS SAN FRANCISCO RAIERoAn COMPANY
Filed February sth 1908
Complaining Of facilities.
Complainant and defendant filed signed agreement and The o
lowing order issued;
ORDER NO "a.
Whereas the s day Of February 1903 complaint by H. j.
Smo and other citizens Of Sumner Oklahoma filed with the
Commission against the St Louis and San Francisco Railroad Com
pany defendant praying that said Railroad Company be required
furnish additional depot facilities at said Of Sumner and to
maintain agent at said station.
That defendant notified required by law and the
was SCI for hearing March 25th 1908
On this the 25h day Of March 1908 said coming TO-
be heard defendant and plaintiff filed agreement that the said
ton having been opened agent installed the 24 day Of March
0oS and that telegraph Office TO be regularly installed for rail-
road business at said station on the first day Of April 1908
Said Agreement signed by Ed J. Coyle for the petitioners
and representative Of the Railroad Company.
It hereby ordered BY the Corporation Commission that the
ST. ou and San Francisco Railroad Company operate and maintain
railroad station the OF Sumner Il shall include depot
agent necessary telegraph service for the and prop
transaction oi all railroad business that place That said tec
graph facilities be installed by April 1908 per
CORPORATION COMMISSION
(Signcd)
In LOVE,
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ron SALE COED dwellings on East
Mansur. renting for $500 pei an
nllm. cash price $3.50 By Ktslcr. Iic
East Oklahoma
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COMPLAINT NO. "a.

a. II. ELLIS. EFT AL Of Bultt
ST LOUIS & SAN FRANCISCO RAILROAD COMPANY.
Filed February 10th, 1908,
Build and maintain depot
This case was heard on March goth 1903 and the following
der issued:
ORDER NO ST.
On he roth day Of February 1908 citizens OF Hayward Bui)
fled complaint with the Corporation Commission Of Oklahoma
against the st Louis San Francisco Railroad Company requesting
a the defendant be required to depot building in the town
Of Hayward (Bult) Oklahoma,
The defendant the ST Louis San Francisco Railroad Company
duly notified and March 3o 1903 set for hearing the
On March 60 1908 tc coming 10 be heard the plant
iff and defendant being represented After the hearing the cy
dcnce and the argument Of The counsel i the opinion Of the Com
mission that the citizens Of Hayward (ult entitled to depot
and agent. and it is therefore ordered
That The Louis San Francisco Railroad Company construct
depot building Hayward uit and have completed
before September 1908 and furnish agent che depot
lis completed
CORPORATION COMMISSION,
(Signed)
f. LOVE
Chairman
"A. r.. WATSON,
Commissioner.
I MeAllSIER
Commissioner
Attest
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Report Of The Corporation
Commission Of Oklahoma

]. I. EUGGERS, EFT Al, Cimbo Pit
ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY COMPANY
Filed February srd 1903
Asking for depot and agent hN
Dismissed at request Of complainant.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1909-03-31

On the tenth day Of February, i0os w @ Buion aud other
citizens Of Muldruw Oklahoma fcd complaint III the form 81 a
petition with the Corporation Commission praying said Commission
require the defendant the St Louis Iron Mountain Southern
Railway Company stop its passenger train nube os going East
and passenger number going West at the Town Of Adrow
for he purpose Of taking and dischargng passengers and o per
form other passenger service al said town
On the rlet day Of Marc 1908 the coming on to be
heard plaintiff represented by Jesse Watts and George lien
shaw Assistant Attorney General the defendant represented by
Murphy Superintendent
That the defendant filed formal written but made
general statement claiming said trains could make their schedule
time and make the stop prayed for BY the plaintiffs
After full hearing OF the evidence behalf Of the plaintiffs
and defendants and arguments by counsel and after full consdera
ton o the evidence the Commission Of the opinion that the defend
ant IS the present time furnishing insufficient passenger train
facilities for the citizens the Of Mndfow, and is therefore
ordered
That The ST. Louis Iron Mountain Southern Railway COMPANY
stop passenger train Number o5 going East and passenger train
Number loo going West the town Of Mudow fo he purpose o.
receiving and dcagng passengers and for the performance q a
other passenger train usually performed BY passenger tfa
Said service begin the fifth day Of April 1908 and ronnae
until ohrwse ordered by the Commission Il Is 50 ordered
CORPORATION COMMISSION
(Signcd1
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fssHtHFH'4
WANTED bright boy IL 0r i6
years ga % Garry afternoon paper
routes See Mf Donakey Al Leader
office between aed o'clock
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FOR SALE Forty (4ol feet GOOD
shaftlng cons pulleas aud attach.
ments. Can al Daily Leader Once
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LOST sf0N0 reward lor return Ut
little whlGe dog, black cyes and nose.
front less slightly crooked lost last
NuYembr George Smith, 604 East
Mpnsur rsenue Phone 2A1
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PreventicS
WALLACE'S DRUG STORE.

When You are looking for
that which is the very best IN
the meat line do not overlook
the fact that it is wise at all
times 60 select a market where
quality as we'll as cleanliness
prevails. You can not GO
wrong If you patronize
Sclnidts Market.
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Attest
w ApMAN,
Sfcrefarp
COMPLAINT NO "a
~. o. RRuTON, FT Al-so % MudroW
VS.


Fed February lolI 90S
Asking thai trains Nos os aud 100 be eautei Stop AZ Aq
drow
lh. was heard on March 3oth oos aud order issued
AS follows.
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WANTED An people Interested ii
Eooi Folds 20 acinalnl themselves
with the new law GET a phamphlel
q me new road law al the l.eadei
oflee.