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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
SECRET COULD NOT BE KEPT
Everybody Seemed to Know That
This Couple Were Newly United
IN Matrimony.

A Boston young man had ma; I'd
Chicago girl, ard they had stared o
their wedding tour. Despite-or Pc
haps because Other studied effo
to appear like "old married folks
their fellow passengers on the railwa
train had no difficulty in classin
them as bride and groom, and man
tested their knowledge by winks, nod
and grins
Ing car compelled the conductor tc
leave II on the sidetrack at a sma
station, and 1t was several hours b.
fore the train stopped for refresh
ments at a town where there was T
restaurant near the passenger station
was by no means a frst-class res
taurant, but the travellers had a first
class appetite and they swarmed into
It. With some difficulty the bride and
groom found seats and presently q
waitress cane to take their order.
Where's your bill of fare?" asked
the young man
1--WE haven't any to-day, sir" IN,
answered.
Nor any other day perhaps?"
mo. sir"
well. what have you that you Car
recommend as being good to eat?"
I'VE have some nice pork an,
beans
Alfred" whispered the bride
Everybody seems to know that w
have just been married, but how d.
you suppose this girl has found on
that l am from Chicago and that 20,
are from Boston?"-Youth's Compan
lon.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
TO RISE IN BUSINESS LIFE.
Some Few Essentials Must DO keps
In Mind, and One Of These 10
- Advertising.

A man may have several carloads
OF ability. He may have brains ana
ideas and other desirable things. But
all the ideas ever "ideated" will not
avail to raise man who neglects that
all important item Of advertising. You
simply must get attention. or course,
you can get attention by firing of
revolver during office hours, or you
can do 1t by wearing loud clothes and
proclaiming your kinship In the
sporting fraternity. But most men
who have risen from the ranks have
carefully neglected to use methods
of this kind
Every office man must act as his
own salesman. He must first pre-
pare himself by increasing his ef.
ficiency. He must be able to do the
work for which he is hired. Not only
should he do that for which he Ii
hired, but he must do that work bet
ter than 1t ever was done before.
When that item has been attended to
II Is then time to look about for more
work.
The wise employee will keep his eye
on the job ahead, or. better still, will,
look ut job which does not exist,
but which should exist for the good
OF the business. The next step is to
think out q selling talk that will ger
the attention, arouse the interest.
create a desire. and bring about In
the mind Of the employer desire to
do what the live employee desires him
to do.-The Bookkeeper.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Dogs Remarkable Intelligence,

Thomas Jones, who ownes q big
ranch on San Juan island, lost col.
lie dog last fall for nearly a month.
and Tor several days searched the
woods about his place zealousl; ter
the animal. without success. One uay
be tossed bone to another collie. In
stead of gnawing It. he picked It up
and started FOR the wN,.ls. He kept
turning hts head, apparently ~ 80 II
he was followed. and Jones concluded
to follow him. The dog trotted along
for about a mile and stopped at the
edge OF an abandoned well He
dropped the bone over the edge OF
the well. Jones got ladder. climbed
down and found the dog that had been
lost. There was only about two inches
OF water in the well. but the animal
would have starved to death had II
not been for the other The lost dog
was in good condition. and as It had
been missing "a days the other ami
NAL must have kept It supplied with
food for nearly a month
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
WAS NOT STRENUOUS WORKER
Youth Forced to Confess That His ov'
ties Were Not What Might Be
Called Arduous.

The son of a rich father quit col
lege q few weeks ago-he was In love.
he explained, and couldn't keep his
mind on his books. He wanted to 60
to work and make a place for himself
In the world. So his father got him
on the payroll Of bank in which hs
was a director. The young mans
sweetheart-in her second year at
vassar-kept writing him how proud
she was over his independence ana
asking Just what position he held SO
she could tell the other girls. The
young man side-stepped the question
as to his prominence I'm the banks
organization until finally, his intend.
ed wrote him peppery letter. saying
that II he didn't give her the informa-
ton by return mail she would be real
angry. Then, after much thinking. tho
youth wrote her this:
1--WE wanted all along to tell you
about my position and would have
done so before had l known myself.
About all I do here is 10 raise a win
dow when come in the morning and
put II down when leave In the after
noon The rest Of the time real or
watch the others work. don't know
Just what you could call my Job. Bet
ter tell the girls that I'm the draught
clerk. That will come the nearest u
describing my duties"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Forced In,o Exile.

VIM. Upchurch Of Glen Oak, Okla,
was an exile from home. Mountain air,
he thought, would cure frightful lung
racking cough that had deied all rem
edies for two years. After six months he
returned, death doguing his steps. "Then
| began to use DR. Kings New Discove-
nv" he writes. land after taking six bot
ties l am as well as ever" II saves thou
sands yearly from desperate lung disea-
SEES. Infallible for Coughs and Colds, 1t
dispe,s Hoarsencss and Sore Throat,
Cures Grip, Bronchitis, Hemorrhages
Asthma, Group, Whooping Cough. SOC
and 81 90, trial bottle free, guaranteed
10y All druggists
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
TROUBLE For BoYISH KNIGHT
UnfeeIing Police officer Arrested
Youth In the Act Of Kissing Away
Sweetheart's Tears

It's a pity boy can't kiss away his
sweetheart's tears without big. un.
sympathetic policeman taking them
both to the children's court. the New
York Evening Telegram says.
Any fellow would have acted just as
Jacob Kinsler did, especially II he wsI
as fond of his sweetheart as Jacob Is
Of Susie Stahl. Jacob is a manly little
chap of Is and Susie. two years his
Junior. Is one Of the prettiest little
girls on the east side.
I'VE wasn't regular kissing" ex-
planned Jacob. "Tll tell you how It
was. A boy nearly twice as big as J
am came along and slapped Susie and
she began to cry"
why didn't you tackle him." asked
the court
HE was too big for me to lick. and
I let him go. But I did the next best
thiIg. Susie was crying somrpin
t4Ss and just grabbed her and was
KING away her tears when the con
came along and said I was viola'in 9
the law didn't know what he m, ant
and as Susie kept on crying keri on
kissing. Then the cop stepped NV
You and Susie may go now I'D
he court to Jacob. THE nox' me-
the cries give her Your handkerchief
Shen you see a COP coming"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
SLEEP FOR THE SLEEPlEsS
How French Specialist Goes to Wort
to Woo Slumber for His Wide.
Awake Patients.

French specialist has come to thu
rescue OF persons afflicted with insom
mia. His method is somewhat vaguel
described a "lulling the wideawakes
to unconsciorsness much as babies
are put to slu'uber."
1T is a perfect palace of peace tina
he has opened in lovely Touraina,
says the l.ady's Pictorial. Here Is
never a disturbing sound The sllenc,
is broken only by the absolutely RIO
notonous and soothing tick, took tici
OF solid grandfather clocks, and the
scarcely uerceptibIe drip OF unseen
fountains
Everything is seen through ceru
lean haze, everybody moves in list
slippers, the air is fresh but full OF
faint perfume. Before the eyes az
very refractory patients slowly revoIre
coiored balls. not the smallest lose
leaf being allowed to crumple in any
bod ZACH heing so designed that there
Is no possibility Of the body growing
weary Here, in fact, the wooing OF
sleep has been made a positive sci
ence, and II is said no one can kee-
awake here. however hard be may
try"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
One Comfort

IJIcF wWy H. veTy--etSa1- -nttla--hny
and dirt disguised him. One day he
found a poor little starved kitten
orouching in a ditch at the roadside
and he brought the wet, muddy little
Waif home with him.
He took it to the hydrant and care
fully rinsed off all the mud, but the
shock was too great for the sick kitty
and the breath of life departed.
Dick brought her to his mother, who
exclaimed at the sight OF the wet,
arooping kitten. "Why, Dick. what
have you done'"
"She was all mud and I washed her."
Dick replied. "Oh, Dick" his mother
said sorrowfully, I'm afraid she's
dead" Dick looked shocked and
srieyed for moment, then his face
lighted up with CLEAN of comfort
as ne exclaimed:
well, she died clean, anyway
The Delineator,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
SIZE or BUT LITTLE MOMENT
The Most Deadly and Destructive Foes
OF Mankind Are Of Minute Pro.
portion.

In one Of Herbert Wells brilliant
stories the terribly scientific and
practically invincible Martians who
have invaded the earth and conquered
England are stopped in the midst Of
their victories and utterly destroyed
by the attacks of mic roscopic foes
Infinitely small organisms, germs OF
diseases to which man has become in
some degree immune, slay the won.
derful warriors Of planet never in.
vaded by these earth foes. What the
greatest battleships and the heaviest
guns could not do the unseen and
unknown living seeds of death &C.
complish.
More clearly every day the world
understands that in the life and at.
fairs of mankind the most deadly
md destructive foes are extremely
small. All of the fierce mammals and
"oisonous sorr nts of Africa do not
kill as many human beings in ten
years as the 'setso fly s'a, in or
The tigers and cobras ~ India X :,
their thousands ~ ~ year out &:
rats which srread the oi ~.
bubonic rl"~ @ DESTROY '',f" tens ~
thousands. In this county, b. roy
mon house f1y ndoub ~ 80 "
more deaths har nj u :
snakes. wild heae ma
away horses md te,n b 5.
ten tires owe @e IT,
ron is probably = h nif
70 one.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Hob VOLTAGE DON'T IN.

While in the rower house OF the
North Georgia Eles eric Company, at
Buford, Ca. recently, Capt. G. w Buf.
ford, a member of the city council.
received $4,000 volts Of electricity and
still lives. He came in contact with q
wire carrying $4,000 volts accidentally
touching 1t with his left arm, and the
current passed through his body. Il
melted the nails out OF his shoes and
badly mutilated his face where ha
wore gold trimmed glasses. Capt. Buff
ford was almost stripped naked by
the current. The physicians do not
understand how he escaped instant
death.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Employees Relief Fund.

The Pennsylvania TaIIr0ad nEg~an'
employees relief fund that has been
IN existence 20 years, and has become
a financial and benevolent enterprise
of great magnitude. On the lines
east of Pittsburg $112 ,6S7.39 was paid
out In January. OF this $42,076.27 went
to families of deceased and $7O,611 10
to employees incapacitated for work.
rhe payments from the relief fund on
the lines west OF Pittsburg In Janu.
airy to employees unable to work
amounted to $27,711.55, and to fam.
lilies of employees who died $7,750, q
total OF $35 ,461.55 for the month. The
disbursements for relief on the en-.
tire system since the fund was organ.
ICED amounted to $25.765, 403.18. The
fund is maintained by an annual ap-
preparation from the treasury of the
company and small assessment from
the beneflciaries.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
GOING BACK mo THE PAST.
Some Men VIII Smile, and Some
Frown, But Their ReoolIeetlons
Are Much the Same.

They do say that one of the things
fellow remembers Is the first time
he ever went counting a girl And II
Is one of the last things he wants to
forget, even II she turned him down
later on.
It is not the trial now that twas
back In the good old days. In the
country districts folks lived in houses
Of one or two rooms. or three at most.
so that when a fellow went sparkling
he had to face the whole family, and
YOU may depend upon 1t that the
whole family faced him. Sometimes
they didn't try to make life pleasant
for him. This was specially true OF
the girls younger brothers and sis.
ters.
Do YOU remember how big your feet
felt, and the trouble you had to find
places for your hands. and how DIFF
acult 1t was to keer IN converse
ton? But II Won had grit enough you
would stay or die right there.
But you never forgot 1t. and you
never will Nor viii you ever quite
forget the effort neceeeary to get your
courage up to the point of asking her
II you might cali on her. nor how glad
some you were n she sold you might
nor how mean YOU fo't II she refused
your request As frost this beat the
June affair Of SO
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
John HAYS SENSE OF HUM0R
Statesman Was Exceptionally Gifted
In This Respect, According
to Biographer.

Few Of our public men have had
coupled in an unusual way with
Keen and cutting wit. We are fortu-
nate in the preservation of so many OF
his addresses. Speaking Of his fire
quent opportunities for talking In
England, Mr.. Hay wrote to a friend;
"You never saw people SO willing
and eager to be bored as these bless q
John Bulls. If were of the Neroni'
type. which takes delight In hun ali
anguish, / could make a speech every
night the year round. But refrain
being merciful and lazy"
OF candidate for the presidency.
he said: There seems no limit IT,
bis eager RIGHTEOUSNESS. He
seems able to believe anything-all he
asks is that It shall be Incredible
The mans party he characterizes as
Q "fortuitous concourse Of unrelated
prejudices."
Describing a collection of sacred
relics gathered by Philip H., he play
fully writes: with the exception, per.
hays of Cuvier, Philip could see more
in a bone than any man who even
lived. In his long life of osseous en-
thusiasm he collected 1921 genuine
relics-whole skeletons, odd shins
teeth, toe-nails and skulls of martyrs
--sometimes by miracle of special
grace, getting duplicate skeletons OF
the same saint. Days
Charles c. Moores. in Putpam's Mag
azine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
turkish Kindness to Animals.

In the matter of kindness to AMI.
mails 1t is said that the Turk cannot
be surpassed. Thus at STEAMBOAT the
wandering dogs are treated with great
gentleness and when puppies come
into the world they are lodged with
their mother at the side OF the street
in improvised kennels made out OF old
boxes lined with straw and bits of car
pet. And frequently when a young
Turk happens to be flush of money he
goes to the nearest bakers shop and
buys a quantity of bread. which he
distributes among the dogs Of the
quarter, who testify their gratitude by
jumping up at him with muddy paws
and smiling muZzles.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
BOOKKEEPING ON THE FARM.
important Point That Seems to Con
Germ AsricuIturIsts Altogether
Too Little.

1t may be necessary to give up all
cherished hopes for our life work as
planned and partly entered upon, and
betake ourselves to farming to get
the outdoor life and activity which is
demanded If we expect to remain in
good health. We are like boys at
school now, and must endeavor to
learn how to do everything required
In the best possible way. If future
conditions demand less detail in any
or our methods we shall cast out wha
is useless; on the other hand create,
elaboration and omre care may be
round requisite to attain the ends
desired In satisfactory way.
We are determined to learn all W,
can by experience of our own and
from the experience of others. For
whatever we do in the years to come
In the line of outdoor work, be II
truck gardening, light farming, raising
poultry, or breeding live stock, it is
our intention to be thoroughly br~
ness-like and aggressive to the exter
tfat changed conditions of health &
mand. Whatever we do shall be we
done and according to approx
standards-and there is no better
guide to profitable activity for the az
gressive, ambitious business man than
an efficient method of accounting, as
simple as circumstances permit.
Nany farmers now struggling to pay
the interest on their heavily mort
goged rrorerties might be happy and
prosperous and owe no man IL they
could be brought to the point of will
ingncss 10 learn the significance OF
the terms debit" and credit and Of
ror8'ng themselves up and applying
T. knowledge to the business in
bid
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Three Meals for six Cents.

The grand jury at Greensburg. Pa,
the other day recommended that the
amount paid to the sheriff for the
daily food supply of prisoners in the
Jail be. cut from 12k cents to 6 cents
for each prisoner. The daily portion
for each prisoner is one loaf of bread.
two cups OF coffee and one bowl Of
soup, with meat once week. The
grand jury says: I'VE believe the
same can be served at a cost not to
exceed six cents"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
MRS. E'''7H0P OF TODAY.
Modern k.v..l Of the Famous Charac
ter IT,. fade Richard Sher.
i6an Famous.

In All uptown social circle Il Is mat
young woman never let's her mother
out of ear shot because the older
woman's conversational transports
need to be continually checked. She
Ia rich even for New York, but she
outdoes all the Mrs. Malaprops In
town.
When she returned from Paris las
year some one asked her II she had
seen the tuilleries. why, certainly
mott" she responded, drawing heIsel
up majestically. i've too much sene@
to push in where I'm not wanted. and
IL the tuilleries had wanted us to visit
them they would have called first.
They didn't. did they, Carrier" size
asked. turning to her embarrassed
daughter. The latter explained to her
mother that the tuilleries was 4 pal
ace Of the French kings, and that II
was filled with works of art, like the
louvre. The mother thereupon re.
joined: "Speakin' of works Of art,
you can break up all the rest IL you'll
only leave me the belladonna and the
dying gladiolus. Did ever tell you
IL the artist my daughter met In Rome
He went mad over the shape Of her
hand, and nothin' would do but he
should make bust of it,"
The daughter had one thing to re.
joice over, however, and that was
that nobody this side of the Atlantic
would be likely to hear Of the message
that she had heard her mother send to
visitor by servant in a London
hotel
Just tell him." she said gazing Ian
Euid'y through her lo"gncn at the card
that had been handed Ner. that he'll
have 10 excuse me this time, as just
II nrcsert I am decomposing on the
n New York Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Excursion to Chicago
November 18th aid 18th.

Via Oregon Short inc and UAion
Pacific for UNITED STATE LAND
AND IRRIGATION EXPOSITION,
November Goth, TO December 4th and
INTERNATIONAL LIVE STOCK Elk
POSITION, November eth, to Decem-
her 10th. Round trip from Garland
$50 65. Limit December 10Th. Zee
agents for further particulars. n6-13
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13

Group IL mosr prevalent during tn"
dry cold weather Of the early winter
months. Parents If young children
should be prepared for it, All that l.
aeeded is bottle Of thamberlain'>
Cough Remedy Many mothers ar
never without It in their homes and 1t
has never disappointed them sold
All Dealers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
A Scalded Boys Shrieks

Mortified his grandmother. Mrs. Martha
Taylor, of Nebo, KY, who writes that i,
when all thought he would die, Buck
lens Arnica Salve wholly cured him.
Infallible for Burns, Scalds, cuts, Corns,
Wounds, Bruises. Cures Fever-Sores,
Boils. Skin Eruptions, Chilblains, Chap
ped Hands. Soon routs Pills. 25c at all
Druggists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13

The old, old story. told times without
number and repeated over and over
again for he last 36 years, but II Is always
welcome story to those in search of
health-There is nothing in the world
that cures coughs and colds as quickly
as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, Sold
by All Dealers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
Young Girls are Victims

of headache as well as older women, but
all get quick relief and prompt cure
from DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the
worlds best remedy for sick and ner.
vOus headaches. They make pure blood.
and strong nerves and build up your
health, Try them. csc at All Druggists
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13
10000 Acres Carey Act Lands

To be opened for settlement at Med
bury, Idaho, on November 18TH, under
the King Hill Extention Irrigation Com
pany. Reduced rates will be made via
Oregon Short Line. See agents for SELL
ing dates, rates and further particu-
lars, n813
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-13

If you receive copy of the Garland
Globel with "Sample copy" written on
the corner, remember that 1t Is an invita-
ton for you to subscribe. 81 so will give
yutr Tire GGllebe- SO SO -ISeeks-and- Xon- cannot
afford to be without your HOME paper.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-27
Prizes SIS and $500

The Honolulu Brewing and Mating
Company has placed on display in the
windows Of the Myrtle Cigar Store, 926
Fort street, The Honolulu Drug Com.
pany, 1924 Fort street, ana the Real
Estate Exchange. SO King street. their
1910 calender. Tho subject "a Breach
of Promise Suit" represents party OF
dogs. holding court in Il stable one OF
their number, Mr. Pug being defend.
ed by Attorney Shop, in a breach OF
promise suit brought against him by
Miss Terrier. 10 az.
This picture is by the celebrated
painter Of animals, G. NJ. Coolidge, who
painted the famous BOLD Blum" and
Waterloo. put out by the Brewery
two years ago, The work has such u
wealth Of description In It that the
Brewery has decided to offer $4,000 for
the best Interpretation Of It and $ij
for second best. The contest is open
TO all and the only requirements are
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-27

thai, the greatest II Offenders along
these lines are the Asiatic dealbrs.
The reputablc busincsp houses in
Honolulu are taking notice Of tho
effort ia ,purirv ana improve the
grade of booze so. at the city
stores and sercral III w declared to
the license committee that, they
propose quitting ~. sort of bust
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-27

..u."1. VS. -.
rr.icle hears a. label showing that IT
Is IN imitation product. ,pat na
li.ndnp, the provisions OF the law
T.; ssed by the Territorial Legislature
IL its session of 1907 the court has
the jurisdiction of assessing n maxi
mum line of 5000 and the costs ana
at the same time revolving the II.
cense of the offending dealer.
Judge Andrade stated that while
he took into consideration the fact
that Ozaki had admitted his guilt
trouble to the court In carrying on
the prosecution he would deny the
motion of Attorney Anderson that
his client he dismissed with a rcpri-
mand, and at the same time modify
the demand CT the prosecution that
the japanese be assessed the maxi
mum penalty.
The fine of $500 and the court
costs was paid by the Japanese. and
he went his way promising to sin no
more, and at the same time PROMISED
&c assiduously tackle the English
language In as much as II pertains
TO the proper, knowledge of what is
contained on the labels of his whls-
Ky and liquor bottles.
I The authortisstpropose.: TO carry
on a renewed campaign against the
denlCrN In phnney bnCne. II is a.ateh
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-27

that the stories. which must not be
over three hundred words, he mailed tn
the Honolulu Brewing and Mailing
Company on or before Saturday. De
cember 4. when the contest closes.
Three competent judges, to be an.
rounced later, will decide upon the
winners. All contesting will have 10