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The Washington bee., 1909-12-25
How She Knew.

Il do think" exclaimed Mrs. Tolk
er, Indignantly. that Mrs. GadabOut Ia
tbs most aggTaVatingly inQuisitiye
woman, If / must say so, ever knew
Why, / never pass her on the street
but what she invariably turns heI
head and stares back at me to ses
what I've got on and how it sets from
behind"
"How-er-that is, was wondering
my dear. how you found out that the
mean thing looked back. Some one
tell your" inquired Mr.. Tolker, limo
Gently.
And Mrs. ToIker straightWay turned
the stream of her Indignation, seeth
ing hot. from Mrs. GadabOut to hel
"insinuating wretch of husband" al
she fondly termed him, and after thc
first pyrotechnic outburst steadily re
fused to speak to the unfortunate MAJ
for the rest of the evening.
The Washington bee., 1909-12-25
SHOW THEM YOUR TICKETS
ThIs VIII Surely Relieve the German
Railway Guard Of HIs
Sadness,

Whenever a German railway guard
feels lonesome, and does not know
what else to do with himself, he takes
a walk round the train and gets the
passengers TO show him their tickets.
after which he returns to his box
cheered and refreshed. Some peop5e
rave about sunsets and mountains and
old. old masters. but to the German
railway guard the world can show
nothing more satisfying. more inspir-
ing. than the sight OF a railway ticket.
Nearly all the German railway Of
ficials have this same craving for
tickets. If only they get somebody
to show them a railway ticket they
are happy. It seemed a harmless
weakness Of theirs, and B. and / de-
cided that it would be only kind 10
humoF them in it during our stay.
Accordingly. when we saw Ger
usn railway. official standing about
The Washington bee., 1909-12-25
Conducive TO Speed.

Farmer Nub5ins-I wuz readin' .
piece in one Of these air comic pa
pers t'other day, Maria. which allowed
that a dude couldn't run. Said t'wa'nt
In him to travel faster than a walk.
Mrs. Nubbins-Well, Hiram, heV ys
seen anything to convince ye to the
cOntrary7
Nubbins with aTeminiseent chuckls)
-HsV II Waal, jest wish the editor
Of that comic paper had bin out in the
field with me a spell ago an seen that
air city dude who boards with the
Hankinses sa interim across the pastuT
lot ahead of my tWo-yeaT-old bulll
The Washington bee., 1909-12-25
C0NUNDRUM MAN ONCE MORE
This Time He Has 3 Fine One About
Policeman an6 Civil Service
Clerk

T0llESUlaH GVO StHl NGGNtS0
Clerk.
SAY" whispered the man with the
iridescent whisKers and the green
handkerchief, leaning over the desk
of the man with the bashful bald spot.
i've got dandy for you to-day. You
can use 1t If you want to. It's moth
ing TO me. ] believe when a mans g
friend of a man he ought to give the
man the benefit Of what good ideas
come to him from time to time. Live
and let live is my motto"
Were not handling notices today.
What is the other thing?" asks the
man at the desk, absent-mindedly
trying to sharpen his fountain pen.
what is the difference between a
policeman who got his appointment
through the influence of a brother-in-
law who is In cahOots with an alder
man and who is detailed to arrest peo-
pie who have no vehicle license upon
their wagons and carriages, and civil
service clerk whose duties consist in
registering the descriptions and mum
bers Of automobiles
why is a policeman who arrests
three dozen hoboes less four like a
man who happens up an alley and
finds a chunk Of dynamite behind a
handbook shop?" asks the man with
the hiatus on his head. Because he
has located bum 80. Good morning. -
"Very WELL" Kisses the man with
the luminous whiskers. VERY Welt
The answer to mine is that one nabs
the tagless and the other tabs the nag
less, but I shall give 1t to some mors
meritorious nterateur"
And the door closed, shutting on the
breeze.
The Washington bee., 1909-12-25

looking saff or weary, we went up 70
him and showed him our tickets. The
sight was like a ray of sunshine TO
him; all his care was Immediately for
gotten. II we had not ticket with Us
at the time, We went and bought one.
A mere single third TO the next sta
ton would gladden. him sufficiently in
most cases; but if the poor fellow ap-
peared very woe-begone, and as II he
wanted more than ordinary cheering
up, we got him a secOnd-class return
jerome K Jerome, DIARY OF = Pill
grimage."
The Washington bee., 1909-12-25
Enough Talking Already.

stebbins-That new congressman
Of our'n don't amount to much; way,
all he does is to set thar an vote an
let the rest do all the talkin'. He
amt offered to make q speech yet.
Snoggins-Hain't sh7 Waal, II
that's the case We orter keep him thar
right along. We're gittin' plenty OF
chin music from congress now with
out havin' him chip in.
The Washington bee., 1909-12-25
Business Mans Failing.

The policeman says you stole a
pie" remarked the magistrate, what
have you got to say?"
IT'S my busy season, explained
Tired Tim, "and I was so rushed at
the noon hour I'd only time to run out
as<A szatch q lille lEuck"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
Little Follxs'
Wearables

ChiIdren's Skirts of cambric
with tucked rufflesi finished with lace. and
French embroidery edging; 7to to-ysar
sizes, here at acc.
Drawers to match, 29c.
Chi]dren's P4jamas Of light
and dark percaie; 4to t4-year sizes, here
at SEC. s ~
Children's Gowns Of Cambria
and Nainsooki high and low neck, long
and short sleeve styles; trimmed with
lace and embroidery insertionan AMI cluster
tucking; neck and sleeves finished with
lace and hemstitched rufles; ? to i4-year
sizes, for &c.,
Children's Sum Hats-Corded,
pique and checked ginghams; button1on
crown; finished with fancy wash braid;
here At 40c.
Second Floor.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
Saturday Evening
Shippers
6:3O To 8.o'Clock

$50 to 8eo'Clock
Supper No.
Roast Spring Chicken
with giblet dressing; apple sauce;
mashed potatoes; Boston lettuce
salad. II
Supper No. 2-45c.
i CoIdsRoas Tenderloin Of
beet sliced tomatoes potato salad.
Supper No. 3
Soft Shell era BIS on
Toast, sauce Tartar; baked po-
tatots.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
N1uslinwear

Women,s Drawers in extra
sizes, made Of good quality eambrIc
with full ruffle Of embroidery, here at
on.y 40c.
Others with hemstitehed %ruffles, Soc.
Gowns of Cambria and Main
sock High, v and low neck styles;
yqkes of embroidery insertion, hem
stitched tucks and ruffles; good stylesfor
SIC.
Skirt Chemises .Yokes Of lace
Insertions, beading and ribbon; tucked
ruffle on skirt, for 60c.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
Corsets

r. & C. Corsets of summer net;
lace and ribbon trimmed; Sizes 81, "a,
S. So only; a chance for those with
stout figures; $ts25 kind for z5c.
II. & w. Brassieres; easily
Numbered; lace trimmed; sizes 40, AZ, "A
and 49, regularly 81, for only 75c.
Sample La Vida Corsets-Low and
medium bust; long, short and medium
hip styles, trimmed with laces and rib
bon; hose supporters attached at these
prices;
S. La Vida Corsets at 50.
10 La Vida Corsets at 50.
2 La Vida Corsets at s6-
American Lady Corsets are being de-
moustrated by the special representative
OF the makers, who will fit free all who
desire to adopt this splendid stay.
Prices 81 to So.
Second Floor.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
Merchiefs

Women's ALI Linen Htmstitched In
itial Handkeschiefs--ts SC kind at Toe.
Mems and Women's s Plain White Hem
stitched All Linen Handkerchisk-ipc
values at 1x3E.
Mems Plain and Initial Hemstitehed
White and Colofed Border Handker-
chiefs, Sc.
Third Ave. Main F.oor.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
NeckWear

Nrptch and Sailor Collars. Ties. and
Rabats and Stocks in lace and embroid-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in remarkable
variety al TIL. special price Of 25c and
6Oc.
Second Avenue, Main Floor.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
600 Sample
PaRaSOlS

We have Just received In time for selling tomorrow the en-
tire sample line Of one of the best parasol-makerss we know
of-a lot of fully six hundred. beautiful parasols of ffnc taneta
SILK in plain shades, tucked and hemstltched; plain black and
white, In checks, In plain shades with fancy plaid and Persian
borders, plain pongoes, and pongsss with eolored borders;
toire style, made OF hardwood In a variety OF pretty shapes
one OF The most TEN ptlng collections of ~ no
parasois We have ever placed before our -
patrons; values running to as high as
81 your choice of tho collection, while
the lotiasts, at only ...............
MainEioor, Front.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25

Perhaps you don't expect the hest Quality of ice cream soda
when you get 1T at SC. because you are led to believe that there Is
better sold at Zoe. -
the very purest and best ingredients enter into the ice cream
sedaswe serve. even tho yu pay US only. half what other good
producers ask. 49,
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
Come A-Running, Little Foil
Here Is a Three-Hour Saturday Morning Sale of
Children's Hats at ST. 81

amudy little price, adsn wwe are going to treat the children to something better than ice cream, al
tomorrow morning for three hours oto II o'clock WI will ell Chndrns Trimmed Hsm large ve
Of the most apndae Hnu of the most fashionable ans handsomely trimmed with g 81 IL
ribbon and flowers hats that uud sell nHe regular way at from $3.50 to SIS, ~ 1'0
for only. y. w. -. .... $50. -, s. 1880 ~. 49,. 49, 90. /. ZA
Childrens Trimmed Readyto-Wear Hats in large variety, regularly Ct
priced from 81 to So wMbe oftd all day Saturday at little price of ...4.. ~
and outing wn "a collection unsurpassed by any houa- you know of many dg original with u
house Mappyd Hhmg Styles regular values running from SIS to $40; special price, all day s G2S
SATURDAY, al ". -. a...s .... M.... 81. -..s. - .-- - -.
second Floor
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-25
Bathing Suits

Women's Bathing Suits in black and blue, in most
attractive Dutch and v neck Princess and Tve- piece styles, at such
moderate prices As $1-9s, 1929 $2-9s 1925 to SIS.
Children's Bathing Suits Size, $1.9S,
$2.25 to $5.98
Bathing Caps-12c to $2.25
Bathing Bags and Shoes in various sizes
Second Floor
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
"eENTLEMAN FROM MISSISSIPPI

The play that has gone crashing
across the lines of tradition, the old
time policies of theatrical managers,
with their clOsing-up on May 1 or
thereab and the record of New
York City and Chicago runs will be
acted here for the first time at Salt
Lake theatre at an early date, where
il will remain for three nights and
Wednesday matinee, by the special
company organized by Messrs. William
A. Brady and Joseph r. Grismer. 1t is
"A Gentleman From Mississippi" the
social life, which Mr.. Roosevelt, when
president. described as perfectly cork
ing, bully; ripper"
"A Gentleman From Mississippi" tells
a quaint but logical story of the arrival
of "a new senator in Washington, in the
belief that every man who sits in the
congress is bent on serving his coun-
try He tells his tale to young Bud
Haines, who covers the news of the
capital for a great New York City
daily; and the spry. knowing reporter
laughs at the man of forty years who
has resided on plantation and who
thinks that he can do a patriotic duty
in the Senate without let or hindranCe.
Senator LangdOn introduces the gifted
reporter to the two LangdOn girls. and
then Bud" begins to think seriously of
accepting proposition to become the
older mans private secretary. He at
length does accept, and proceeds to
teach the older man the way the game
is always played and the way IT some
times can be beaten. And one of the
daughters aids in playing the game
daughter aids in playing it the other
way, to her fathers grief, her own I'M
doing and the general diSmay of young
Haines, who had thought her a goddess,
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
A HEAVY KNIGHT.
By WEx JONES.

Sir Guy De La Spear was a bachelor
Who held that adventure sufficed Tor a
knight.
'Twere waste of romance for a fighter
to WiVe.
This was his thought till he met fair
maid
And for love Of the damsel his bosom
took fire,
Though he burned not so hotly as Ray
mond the squire.
Now Sir Guy De La Spear had a castle
While Raymond the squire had no more
than his hands,
But the demoiselle equally Favored them
though her father declared for Sir Guy
with an oath.
Not that parents in those days could
bulldoze a daughter
BY bidding her DO what they thousht
However sirs the the pressure they brought on
Made her say she would wed as her rela-
tives bid.
The affair was arranged ana liie hiiisi'
Embarked in a skiff with his beautiful
charmer
And Raymond the squire, who owned
charger nor mail,
was right or the Job looking aitei the
Pot sIaas there arose a terrible squah,
Ard RAYMOND upset Sir Guy and them
when tire poor anchored sutton, his eye
full Of blood.
watched the squire and his loFeu one
elop4 through the mud
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

Fun in SchOOlr0Om," and he will take
the part of a German professor, who has
under his care eight of the most frolic-
some and miscellaneous YOUNGSTERS ever
found in real schOOlrOOm, who annoy
and plague him. There are a number
of songs and dances introduced into the
sketch, which are bound to prove 10 ones
liking, and the fun is fast and furl-
Gus.
Clever athletes arc always welcome in
vaudeville, and the three Sisters AthietaS
are among the best of European trained
acrObats. They are possessed, not only
of an unusual skill, but are all three
good-loOkng and graceful women. and
their act win be a delight As this IS
their first American tour, after q senSa-
tiOnal engagement in New York cOnsid-
cradle Importance is attached TO their
engagement over this circuit.
Lew Bloom is known IN vaudeville as
The Great Tramp and he thoroughly
enjoys his reputation. He is an actor
Of very high order, and in his songs and
sayings of the roadside he is without an
equal In manner, voice, dialect and ap-
pearance his delineation OF the ramp is
eXCellentIy artistic.
Harry Armstrong and Billy Clark are
two Of Americas best known song writ
ers, and many of their compositions are
nationwide. They viii present d little
one-act slIit, Finding Partner" during
which they viii sing a number of their
best efforts. including Baby Doll, The
Brave Fireman and Il Love My Wife,
but oh You Kid
Herr Londe and Fraulein Tiily are an
other acrObatic team, though widely diff
ferent from the Athletas. They. too.
were imported from Europe for the Or
pheum circuit. Fraulein Tilly carries the
weight of the work, her part especially
being considered exceptionally skillfui and
unusual.
Lancton Lucier and company viii APP
pear in a sketch entitled "A Fools Err
rand" in which act is featured Theodore
DAILY. The act comes direct from a sue
cessful engagement In New York City.
Jack MOffett and Elsie Clare. novelty
singers and dancers, have something real
ly new to offer in agility and motion.
Their whirlwind creation is distinctly dit
ferent from anything seen in this lire.
Some new motion pictures. and VII
lard Welhe and his clever orchestra, viii
round out an unusually evenly balanced
bill.
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the incantatiOns of the Witch of Endor
are some of the features that form the
web and wOof of the play
The story Of the play begins where
David is a shepherd boy tending mis- faith
er's sheep. 1t takes him to the camp Of
Saul, where, when all feared to go out
TO meet the mighty giant, Goliath of
Gath, stripping as he was, and armed only
with his sling, he slew Goliath. Although
ne had charmed the evil spirit away from
the mad king and had delivered him from
the taunts Of the Phinstines, Saul's jeal-
Cusy soon endangered his life. After the
pastoral first act there is a succession of
events throughout the drama until the
curtain falls on the final triumph of Da-
vid when NIical is restored to his arms
and he is crowned King Of Israel
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

HERE always seems a curious af-
finity between flowers and jewels,
and as the ruby, the pearl, the
sapphire, the amethyst are, re-
spectively. the red rose, the daisy, the
cNrn-flower. the violet, among gems, so
the turquoise is the forget-me-not and
like the flower, it is ever a sign of re
membiance between lovers and friends.
There is an old saying that He who pos
sesses a turquoise will always be sure OF
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
CHE SHEPHERD KING.W

Wright Lorimer. who will appear at the
Salt Lake theatre for a whole week
early in Jhe new season in THE Shep-
herd King" is a magnetic young actor
well known throughout the country
Mr. LOrimer, aud he will appear at every
performance in his role of David. the
shepherd boy. who afterward becomes
the King of Israel. The play. although
founded on a Biblical theme, is. as Mr.
Iorimer says. in no sense Of the word
religious drama. The love of David for
Mical. the friendship of King Saul, and
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

human aura or atmosphere becoming a
duh green with certain wearers. III
health has been known to make them
look faded. while with healthy owner
they regain their beautiful tint
The mystic union of the two coiors OF
Venus is expressed in the turquoise. the
emerald green of the earth. the azure
blue of the sky, and wherever green and
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
cHAUNcEY oLcoTT COMING.

Chauncey OIcOtt. whose sweet voice has
touched many hearts in the old world
and the new and who is justly cele-
brated for his portrayal of genteel irish
characters. will be seen at the Salt Lake
theatre shortly after the season of 1909-10
is under way. The coming of this singer
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

Only the finest Leaf is used in the
manufacture of Piper Heidsieck cham
payne flavor chewing tobacco. It takes
the best material to produce the best
product.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

ne mas lived the Ire OF an dutoCIdJr eat
ing the best that could be found for him
ard seldom doing any real work. sun
we'll preserved and healthy, though a
trifle weak in the legs, for a short t,I1e
each cay he is harnessed to a IIgnt car
riage and driven about at an easy pace
to Heep him in good trim. He ne-e OBJ
jeCts to this sort of exercise, but seems
to enjoy letting himself out for Il slow
trOt.
Originally sorrel Jerry" like human
beings has turned gray. His hair IS
plentifully besprinkled with silver and he
presents a rather odd appearance. Half
the population of Mount Airy know him
by sight and many never miss an OppOr-
tunity to stroke his head or to feed him
an apple.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

PHILADELPHIA, Aug. I.-Probably
II the oldest horse in abe United
States of the age of which there is
d finite proof is Jerry owned
bv John Unruh of Mount Airy. a suburb
OF this city who recently celebrated his
pets fiftieth birthday by giving nim
new set of harness, a new stall and al
extra big dinner That Jerry has
turned the half-centuTy mark there can
be no doubt. for his owner knew him
shortly after he was fOaled on a farm
not a dozen miles from his present home,
bought him four years later and has
owned him ever since.
Until five years ago Jerry" performed
almost as much work as any other morse
on his owners faun, but since that time
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
WHY THE TURQUOISE IS
THE JEWEL FOR FRIDAY

friends" while the brilliance of its tint
is said to fade with the love of the giveT.
Oriental tales, sparkling with jewels.
note this sympathetic relationship be
tween precious stones, fruit and flowers.
In an ancient collection Of Indian stories
we read of trees with golden trunks,
branches of jewels, and clear, white flow
ers, which are clusters of pearl" In the
History of FerTukruz," four date trees
of gold are mentioned, having leaves and
fruits of Jew sls There were Jewel trees
in the garden of AlaGdinS wonderful
lamp, bearing fruits of pearls, diamonds,
rLbies, emeralds, turquOises, amethysts
and yellow SapplireS.
In THE Rose of Bakawali," another In
dian tale, a jewel garden is described,
with ground of gold, walls studded with
rubies and comedians. while streams Of
rosewater flowed over parterres of emer-
aids and topaz. SiDan Pasha, Turk
ish general, made a famous jewel garden
at TOkat in Asia Minor.
It was called the Garden Of Paradise,
and its beds spanked with rublas and
other gems instead of flowers This beau
tiful gem garden was destroyed by bar
barian Asiatic soldiers.
The turquoise is dedicated to Venus, the
goddess OF beauty, and should be special
ly worn on Friday, the day of Venus or
F'reia 1t is. be it noted, the birth stone
of those who enter this world in Decem-
ber
If cold December gave you birth,
The month of snow and ice and mirth,
Wear Ger thine heart a turquoise blue.
Success Will bless you if you do.
TurquOises. like diamonds and emeralds,
are said to be luck-bringers to everyone,
but TO those born in December they are
jewels of success, happiness, and fortune
in love and friendship According to an
Cient writer's. they are said Ito stifle
enmity, reconcile lovers, cheer the mind,
and strengthen the sight" but the most
strange virtue OF the stone was the re-
puted protection of its wearer from fall
ing. The old traveller. Bocce de Boot,
COrrOborates this asserted prOtectiveness
when he declares that In two accidents
his turquoise ring was fractured, while
he himself escaped injury
There are two kinds of turquOise-the
oriental and the occidental. Very fine
stones come from the mines of Aiishapur
in Persia, and are carried by Persian
and Tartar merchants to the great Rus
sian fair of acknowledgement 1t is the
stability, OF instability. OF the color of
turauoises, which is the great factor of
their value, and it is almost incalcula bic
Jewellers aver that the stone is very sus-
ceptibIe TO atmospheric conditions. fair
or cloudy weather
They are also said to be affected by the
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22

blue burn together, as in turquoise blue
and peacock gre, y, there is an adued
passion and mystery in the beauty Of
color.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1909-08-22
Pharaoh's Glen

In Parley's canyon, open for campers
and visitors. Telephone DIT. J. AIileron.
or call 2S52-A at $50 a. IN. Charles y
Anderson. Manager.
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oRoyaIN sac eread pepot.

Open every morning. Entrance on
Third South. Good bread very cheap.
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Tribune Reporter Printing Co.. &C ".
End South St. Phones us.
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A. S. Campbell Stock Broker. BIS D.
Z. Walker block.
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Hamlin paints signs. Both phones.
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Salt Lakes careful buyers.
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this store as a supply center
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Neutrality-suspicious. CITY UTAH. SUNDAY AUGUST o. 1909
merchandise mess quantities demonstrates cOncusiveiN

towering strength and growing importance