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The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
GRIDIRON CLUB
MINSTREL SHOW
Confined from Page One.

Cuited States. including Gov. Marshall.
OF Indiana. and J. Pierpont Morgan. jr.
A little blue flag with two white stars
might have very appropriately foated
over Rear Admiral speVy. who took the
battle-ship fleet around the world. But
why enumerate? Are not the names OF
the fortunate ones al written in the list
OF guests2
In Honor OF New Administration.
The Grfdiron Club does not usually give
a spring dinner. but this year the ineom-
ing OF the new administration offered an
opportunity which could not be resisted.
President Taft Is not, OF course. stran-
ger at the Grldiron board, out many
members Of his Cabinet were noyitiates
at the feast last night. II there was
such a thing as a guest of honor at a
Gridiron dlnner-whlch there is not-these
Cabinet officers would have been seated
on little white and gold thrones AS It
was. they just mingled with the rest Of
humanity and were glad 20 break in
under the canvas. II theE we're not, they
don't have TO come again. That's one
thing about a Gridiron dinner. You can't
go unless you are invited. and YOU are
not really compelled to accept the invf-
tation.
Well. to get back or earth again, when
the guests assembled they found some
busy boys distributing a handbiH which.
like a dry Martini whetted the appetite.
II read like this:
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

r. n Kauzmznn. washinEtnn. D. c.
YictT Kaufman M7zhins-on STAR.
d. J. Kaufman. Washington. D. G.
John Kezn, Senator from New Jersey-
Rodolphs LeuieuK. postmaster general 4 Canada
l. g. LeTis. Lewis Puhlishing COMPANY s.. Lo.Iis.
Luclu5 \. LrtausT. NeE YORK
Frank o. L0Wden. Representative fron Ilil0is
6. A Lyon. =. WsshinEon star.
Richard B. LAndeTbcry. NeE Jersey.
Charles L.nkins. Washington. ID. c
Dr. Thomas L. Macdonald. Washington. D. C.
Ornshg McIIa-g Assistant Se-eta-y Of Comnsroe
Lanie- Mckee. New York
= O. MoCor-ick. SCurhern P2Gtfc RsiIruad.
d. Cla-5es s. 9Iarhury. washington D. c.
Ihonas r. Marshau. goSernor q Indiana
Fred Z. Mann. Bozten.
B. S Minnr. WlshuglD. D. C.
William Montgomery. Washington. ID. o.
Edward 3 MO0rc. Curcmissi1ncT q Pztenta
Willis L Moor Chigf o. Weather Bu7uzu
J. Ple.ponf Morgan. T.. NeW Eork.
Charles Mage Secretary a CCmmrrue and LaSor
Charies Dyer Merton. Assistant Secretary q Treas
L n Nuttiuz. southern puaae s.samsAiD Linz
George $ Oiirer. Pf-tsaurz Gazatts-T4msa
Marlin Z oinstsd. RcDTeseutasiTe run Peunzy.-
Tauia.
5. s. Palmer. New Yak
Richard ". ParkeT. RsTreseutatiFs fruH NsE Jes-
Henry o. Puesn. Proridsnoe. r. /
Paul O. Patterson. Washington Tines
". + Pearson. Washingt0u. D. C.
Rev. [. c. Z. Pierre, Washington. d. G.
A. J. Poston. Washington-Sg-set Route.
JOSEPH Z Ralpas Dirsctor Bureau q EngraFi,g
ard Printing.
joseph = Ransdeu. Repressntatirs from Louisiana.
john R. Rsthara. Pro1idsnos Joural-
Z. LEnzing Ray ST Louis CIobsDeEroczr.
James B Reynolda Assistant Seeetlry q Treas-
d.. b C Rigss B-cosiyu. Ny.
" r. Roberts Washinston. D. @.
jose Carlos R0duques Jorual do C0nsrcia. Rio
de Janicro
Cha-ies NIy-ick Russell. slassiIoa. Ohio.
d.. EuEe1e Colenan savs5ee- y. y.
/ r ?. SchEs-in. Sau Frsncisco.
ChaEies ?, se0tt. RsI-esentsrive finn Kansas-
y p, Soott Senator from Wes. TirEtnia-
.. Alexis Shrive-, wilma. Nd
John A. sleiche-. LesIie's Weekly.
Hh II. Smith. Baltimore Sun
Morton Mjstzr Smith. NeT York
ThC-las " smith Wasti-rrcn ID. Q.
Reed ssnoot. Senator floa Ussh-
I Il. =. srencer. New u Tines.
l o. c. Sarlcz. WaSsinct r. d. C.
Charles StiIlE1an sperry. Rear Admiral c. s n.
J = J. stelwassu. Wsshingto1, =. {.
FFsderick C. Stevens. kelTeseutsti from Mime
sofa
/ r. C. Ste7eus Minneapolis Journal
Thomas G. Steward. Washingtou. d. @.
Joseph ". Stoddard. Washington, ID. O.
james J. Storrow Bostol. Mass.
George Sutherland Ssnator from Utah
/ Robert IA Taylor. Senator from Tennessee.
/ IA Ssocdard Fsylor. Washington. d. c.
/ l. B. TeShetts. ST. Louis
/ d. J. Lawn ThomPSol. Washington. d. c.
I Fred W upham., Chic@Ec.
i Leo Fo<el Minister from Srit1erland
/ Thomas r. Wash. Denver. Colo.
/ FFarcis Z. Warren. Senator from Wyoming
/ katridze Wheeler. Csmden. n. J.
/ j. y. Whci7iey. New Yo-k
| George ". Wickershan Attorney General
| jerome J. Wilber Associated Pres
/ r r Williams New Tork.
/ Georue 7. Wilson New Yo-k.
James Wis1n. Scc1etary o. Agriculture
/ 8eeknan Winthrop. Assistant Secretary q III
Nav.
Daniel Thss Wright Justice supreme Court D. C.
/ h. Q-iD Young RereessutEsire from Nichigzn
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
THE GUESTS.

The President o. the United States
Tho Brazilian Amhassador-
C. H. Acksrt Southern Railway.
Felix Asnus Balrimors American
Milton r Allies. Nashingtnn. D. G.
Nelson " Aidrich Senator from Rhode Island
Baron l. Amhrozy. charge daHaires ADst1a-Hun-
gar
Iarz Aiderson. Washinrtos. d. c.
George F. Rabbit. Boston Herald.
z o. Bailey Washington. D. g.
Tcseph c. BALDWIN. t.. Mount kisco. y. y.
r. A. BaIiinger Secretary aot tae interior
L. H. Baker. the Clevela9d Plain Dealer.
Noel ". Rarksla1e, Waslingtcl. D. Q
Dr. Noble +. Barnes Washington, d. @
Albert J. Barr. ffttshuE Pest
John Barnett. Director Bureau American RsFub-
csarics C. Bennett. ssc4s.ary Of me senate.
Alhg-t J. Beyeridse. Senator from Indiana
Arthur Blanchard, Washington. D. q
Alden ]. Blthen. SEATTLE Times
Charles H Boynton, New 1ors-
Thomas g. Boggs Baltimore, so.
W. T Borah. Senator from Icaho
". J. Browning. Camden. \. J.
Thomas S. Butler. ReTresentatiTe ron Pennsyi-
vania-
william n. calder. Representative from New YORK
joseph G. Cannon, Speaker os tie House Of Repre-
ssntatires.
John 6. capers. Conmiszsoner Internal Revenue.
Otto Carmichael, New York World
Fseds.ick W Carpeute-. Secretary 70 the Presi-
.tit.n~s 4. Carte. sesasor from Montana
- 3. Castle. New York
W. s Chance Philadelphia. Pa.
Gsoree F. Chsmbe-lain, Senator from Oregon
Addison Z. Cla-k. New T5rk.
Champ Ciark. Representative nom Missouri
Walter c. C.epAane. Washington. D. L
" A. h. Church, Washington, D. c
John d. Crummins. New York.
J. " CHIP. southern RsilwaF-
c. w Dauzirer. Pistsir1rE Chrcnicie- releEraph
Jaeoo NJ Dickinson. Secretary q War.
~ r. L
Elmer Dcv1. New York.
John T. Dryden Newark. y. J.
Stephen B. Eiklns, Senator from West Virginia
James P. Elverson, r.. Philadslpa.la Inquirer.
Edward H Everett. Washineton. D. C.
y. G. Fischer. Washington d. G.
John J. Ftzgerald Representative from New f0rk-
". J. Fripp. Boston. Mass
to Dresden
Hal Geylord. Kansas City Journal
Harvey Given Washington. d. C..
Simon Guggenhein. Senator rom ColoTado.
Hsresrs p Cinnison. BFuoklyn Eagle.
Frsrk = Guernsey. Representative 1Tum Maine.
DI. T. r. Greg. PittSburE. Pa.
c. g Han,lin Colorado springs. Colo.
nr. John Allan Harriss New YORK
John Cresi'eU Heald. Washington. y. c
james A. Hernenvay. Irdianapciis Ind
J. Philip Hermann, Washington. d. G.
". B. Hibbs. Washington. d. c.
Frank r. Hitchcock. Postmaster GsneraL
Gilbert N. HBchcock. Representative from Ne
braska-
James Cecil Hooe. Snicke-s Gap. Va
Boy ". Howard United Press. New York.
Paul Howland. Representative from Ohio.
James H. jenkins. Stamford. Conn.
A. c. johnson. Washington. D. c.
B. B. johnson. Chicago.
Guy 7. Jchrs5n. Birrlirghan. Ai1-
Dr. r. l. Z. johnson. Washirstoa, D. Q.
O. 4. johnson. indianapolis News.
Brig. Ger. John A. JohnSto1-
kai Hllizn A. Judsoz.-D s a.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18


Then some one casually mentioned that
the tlrif was being discussed pro and
con.
Indeed" remarked the interlocuior, In
a surprised tone.
Yes" was the reply. PRO means for
sor the trusts. Con IS whal the consumer
gets"
TunefuI Tribute TO senator EliSins.
After some one else had suggested that
the defcit in the Treasury might be rene
died by making another cut in Secretary
Knox's salary. this tuneful tribute. under
the title. Fireman. Save Ny Child. was
sung to the tune Of Sweet Evelina..
Down in Wssh Virginia mountainous State,
Where the c0sl that they sell Is all mixed up With
slate.
Lives Senator Elkins big. rosy, and round,
Who talks on the tG.in in language profound.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
Makes Plea for Books.

The Woman's Army and Navy League
Is iR need OF magazines and books for the
use OF the United States soldiers stationed
in Alaska The need Is particularly great
just now, as the boxes are being made
I'D 10 send and the only month when
freight can reach these isolated posts are
from June 20 September J. II those de-
string TO contribute VIII communicate
with Miss PeixottO. rs Eighteenth street,
phone Columbia 7s7. q wagon win cali
and collect the reading matter. for which
the league VIII be most grateful
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
sues Electric Railway Company.

Suit against the Washington Railway
and Electric Company 20 recover s2oo9
for alleged personal injuries. was brought
yesterday by John T. Brown. negro
driver. According 10 the declaration ot
Browns attorneys. the plaintiff was
struck By A street car October 1s last
while driving a lumber wagon and knock
ed 10 the ground and seriously injured.
Weiss & Entwisle. lumber dealers. own
ers of the wagon, also sued the car com
psuy for $500 damages for injuries TO the
horses and wagon driven By BrcEa
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
TELLS OF ALASKA TRIP.
Charles sheldon Lectures on RiE
Game in Alaska.

Charles Sheldon Lectures on big
Game in Alaska.
Experiences with big game in the
Mount Mckinley region OF Alaska" was
the subject OF an entertaining lecture
delivered last night by Charles sheldon.
OF New York, at the s5sth reSllar meet
ing OF the Biological Society Of Washing
ton, IN rIuUie.,s --sliss,rial Hall
Illustrating his remarks with stereopti-
con Dyiews from his own camera. 1Ir
Saeldon related many exciting experiences
in hunting bear. sheep. ani other Wild
animals IN Alaska Armed with rife and
camera. he always tried TO get a snap
shot Of the animals he met before al
tempting 10 kill them.
Many OF his pictures showed bear and
other game in their natural haunts IN ghe
snow-clad regions Of the Alaska noun
tains. Mr. Sheldon is not a nature faker.
and declared thar as a result Of 3z7 care
fully registered observations. he came 20
the conclusion that. contrary to the gen
eral impression in that region. the herds
OF Alaska wild sheep co not post senti-
nels TO warn OF impending danger.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

Mr.. Preston Gibson has asked the
police 10 locate a valuable ring stolen IN
the last two weeks from his home, fls
Vermont avenue northwest The ring
which was owned BY Mrs Cibson. IS set
with one diamond and one sapphire. De-
tectives Evans and ODea are inyesu-
gazing
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
POLICE ABANDON THEORY.
Satisfied Mrs. Halliburton Died OF
Natural Causes.

Coroner hewitt viii hold an inquest on
the body OF Mrs. Margaret Halliburton.
sixty-twO years. who was found dead in
e shed in the rear OF her home. LIZ F
street northwest. as soon as her hus-
band. LachIan Halliburton. who Is az
Casualty Hospital suffering from alcohol
ism. recovers sufficiently 70 testify
Coroner hewitt and detectives who have
been investigating the death Of the aged
woman have arrived az the conclusion
that she came &c her death from natural
causes The theory that Mrs. HsBIbur-
ton net with foul play has been abaa-
Goned
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18
NEWSOFALEXkNDRIA
Feature of Home Week Will
Be Growing Of Rulers.
BIG PARADE IN TIE EVENING
Work on the Cameron Apartments
BeEun-EdyFard T. Beery Held for
the United States Coa---tssioHer.
Funeral of Richard H. LyIes Held
WashingtOn steamer Injured.

AiszancriI News Ascncg. 5cz King s-set. Alez-
End1a, Va. safhori1e6 zssnis and czr1es f1E
Ths Wilmington Herald he Herald WI Be Do
Hssred dGly and Sunday % any addlezs IN Aiz-
Endzia e. % cents a uoutl.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

Senator Foraker. and an appeal rom
Jimmie, the Caddie' 20 Mister Aidrich
to ~Pleqze raise the boss salary or els
put golf clubs on the free list" A copy
Of the tary1 bin written all over with
funny amendments was IN the collection.
and there was also some spicy h1m0r In
the Mombasa souvenir post card ad-
dressed 70 the United States Senate and
bearing this line IN the space for the
message:
Every time I shoot anything I think Of you-
Another contribution TO the waste
basket was a meal ticket bearing tbe fol-
lowing legend:
THE WHITE HOUSE LUNCH
fu politicians and The sommea people.
PIE A SPECIALITY
Issued 20 senator Nelson ". Aldrch
wa. H. TAFT Proprietor.
AS all the dates after March had been
punched out. Il was quite evident that
Senator Aldrich had taken advantage OF
his ticket 10 get his daily meal
ScnEn, Decorations, and Speeches.
There was so much music In the min
streI show that the usual choruses OF the
.Gridiron choir We're not numerous. Early
IN the evening. however. Just to warm
things Up a little. there was a song which
seemed peculiarly appropriate at the be-
ginning OF a new Presidential term II
was a poetic appeal Of the Office seeker
and seemed TO impress itseir upon the
leaders OF the administration. Here IS
the first verse and chorus:
We are a lot Of of5ccseekers hungry.
And that is why we've come % Washington;
We DO not care rap foF oyl service.
We have 4ndcrsslnents weighing mcst { ton;
We labored bard al through the fsn Campaigning.
We marched n the inaugural parade:
We've toiied and struggled Tor the sTand old party.
And nov We want 10 know When Well 81 pzid.
CHORUS
We're looking for an Ofice-any ons VIII DO:
And We do not gst il We Eill feel quite blue.
We don't know where 70 find ere;
We oily know We eaut ons
We're looking for an oaies-snythsps vil DO.
The decorations were, as usual, most
artistic and elaborate 4 magnificent ef-
feet was secured by the lavish use OF ap-
pie blossoms and other spring flowers,
while the display Of American Beauty
roses was unusually rich. The banquet
hall. in fact, ressmbled a great flower
garden and the air was fragrant with
perfume. The arrangement OF the deco
ratiOns, Under Snalrs personal supervi-
sion. was in exquisite taste, and the eject
produced added large to the success OF
the dinner.
Menu
Canape Hamburg.
Little Neck Cams
CeieTJ. Radishes- Olives. Salth6 nuts
Tomato Bouiilon sn Tasse
Brock Trout Saute. Meuniere.
Hot-hcuss Tomatoes. Surprise.
Couronne Dc rs de Neau aux Chanpignons FraiS
TeTHpin Maryland
GridiTOn Punch
Guinea Chicken en- Casserole.
Endive. Chihonado Dressing.
Billiken Ices. Assorted Cakes.
Cigars Cigarettes. Cofee.
Martini Cocktails Ssuterns.
Moet & Chandon Imperial Grown BruE
ApolinariS
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

During fight at the upper end of King
street at late hour last night, Charles
E Bristol. a salesman OF Missouri ave
nue.. Washington, was assaulted with a
brick by a negro Bristol was badly cut
about the forehead BIS assaiiant las
not been captured
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

Potomac Lodge. No. s. Independent Or
der OF Odd Fellows. now has a member
ship Of 90. Last night three candidates
received the third degree Of the order,
bringing the membership Up 70 that mark
II IS one Of the oldest lodges Of Odd Eel
lows in the State
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

Judge Harrison. OF Winchester. Va. has
been designated by Gov swanson TO sit IN
the case OF 7. c. Roderck, formerly So
perintendent Of the Alexandra Electric
Light Company, which VIII be heard Fri
day next In the Corporation Court Rod
ersck was indicted on twO counts for
grand larceny
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

A moment later somebody asked a fel-
lov-minstrel If he had ever heard OF an
Ohio man getting good Job under the
Taft administration.
II never did" was the reply.
Neither did I" was the sad reiolnder.
The conversation drifting TO the fate
Of numberless bills which. after being
introduced in Congress. never see the
light OF day. the phenomenal boy soprano
in a deep bass voice sang a parody on
Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep" as
follows.
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

Funeral services over the body OF Rich
ard Il. Lyles. who died Wednesday. took
place az $50 o'clock this morning from
St Mary-s Catholic Church Intermert
was IN ST. Mary's Cemetery The serv-
Ices were conducted by Rev Father L. F.
Kelly. anG the services at the grave were
conducted by Revs. Father Cutler ana
Patrick PalIbearers were Thomas Hoy.
P. F. Gorman. Walter Roberts, r y.
Arnold. James bIcWnliams. and Henry
h Kelley
The Washington herald., 1909-04-18

o Mister Elkins. smooth Mister Elkins.
Ny love for YOU win never. never die.
o Mister Elldns. smooth Mister Elkins.
Ny love for you vii never, never de.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08
.PAPER ANp PuLP
IN THE TARIFF

One oflthe chief reasons for the eff.
Eectiye demand on the part Of Amer
lean newspapers for free wood pulp
and a greatly reduced tariff on white
paper, lay in the clear demonstration
to Congress and the country that the
manufacture OF pulp ana print paper
has become so concentrated that, with
the aid Of the tariff, virtual monop-
oily was in the making. Now 1t so
happens that the pulp used in making
the paper upon which daily and week.
~ news journals are printed Is pre-
pared by processes chiefly mechani-
cal, while the more carefully prepared
pulp, which is the material from which
the paper Of magazines AMI books is
made, is subjected to certain chemical
processes. Thus 1t has been possible
for the Payne bill to make one kind
OF pulp free Of duty and 10 keep the
other kind dutiable at about s. a ton.
in like manner the finished white pa.
per upon which newspapers are print
ed, which Is now dutiabe at SC a ton
under the Dingley act, is reduced un.
der the Payne bill to 81 ton, while
the kind OF paper used in this maya
zine remains in the Payne bill dutia.
BILE at $I2a ton. So wide dlscrimin
alton is not justilable upon any fair
statement of the facts. The objection
to the proposed duties upon chemi
cally prepared pulp and super-calen
dared paper, lies not so much in the
duties themselves, as in the proba.
bility that a virtual monopoly Gas re.
spects the fixin OF prices to consum,
4ers) will almost inevitably result. The
white paper might fairly enough be
taxed at duty OF 81 or even Sc a ton;
but all wood pulp for making paper
whether mechanical or chemical IN
the process of preparation, ought to be
on the free list. Many of the paper
makers do not control their own SUP
ply of pulp, and :he proposed tariff
will put them at the mercy of inter
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08
PROSPERITY COMING.

The tarif scan vii! b adjusted and
the wheels Of industry once again will
be revolving giving NJ prosperity:
there will % no need f-r tramping,
there will be no Idle men, everyone
will then be working avery thing will
boom "agen." Buildings Of skyscrap.
er order will he rising to the sky, new
homes, too, ~s'll then be building, AMI
the country VIII be dry, 1t will be a
time of painting and the people wanl
the best. wher they do they wan: An.
rora, which vii; stand for every test.
Aurora Mixed Paint is m honest
lead and oil laint manufactured By
The Marietta Paint and Color Co. Ms
rietta, Ohio. Gold by N. D. Christie.
Druggist.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08
A POPULAR HoTEl

Tne NUMBER OF people NON 81.
mont registering at the Hotel svs
exceeds that Of al other places
Jlarksburg combined. And Wy loit
t is tae leading hostelry ct thlS Isl
the United States, It's rooms 81
elegantly fitted out, its table sertIts
unsurpassed, and besides lts rate q
meals Is only fifty cents; AmsEie
Ian. The la carte dining rac
ordS the opportunity for g,ie
dering just what Is desired sezso
able prices.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

WANTED - Men to De sa,esmen, tc
take our correspondence course in the
Science of Salesmanship. The shnl.
don School has increased the earning
power Of over $4,000 men from 10 per
cent. to 100 per cent. and more. Clerks
bookkeepers,. correspondents, sales.
men and managers, can all earn more
by knowing and applying Sheldon sell
Ing methods. We have helped thou.
sands Of men secure good positions.
Write to-day and learn how we can
help you. One of the greatest books
on business ever written VIII be sent
tree. THE SHELDON SCHOOL, 1853
Republic Bldg, Chica4S. u
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

ests which will compel taem in the
future, as in the recent past, to sell
paper at dictated price. We mem
ton this situation as illustrating a
number Of others that have arisen in
the making Of this tariff, es well as
in the making of the DIngley bill, the
Wilson bill, the Mckinley bill and all
other preceding tariff measures
From THE Progress of the World" in
the American Review of Reviews for
Map.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08
INFORMATION WANTEp-from m.

INFORMATION WANTED-from in.
entor who has patent for sale which
would be money maker II properly
placed upon the market. Wish to hear
from Inventor only who will sell di.
rect to buyer without vaying any com.
mission. Please give lowest spot cash
price, or terms on royalty basis. No
agents need answer. Give brief de-
'criptinn and price. Don't send blue
prints " drawings. Address / "a.
Lesher. AZ West Monroe st, Chicago
n. ..
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08
WOMEN SHOULD TRAIN
THEIR NERVES
Worry llI.Temper and overwork Are
Bad Habits That Can Be
Corrected.

We hear women talk OF nerves.
nerves!" as though they looked upon
them as their greatest foes. All the
physical pleasures of life are brought
to us through our ne-ves, and even
the higher Joys of the Intellectual and
the spiritual life we become aware OF
only through the medium of feeling,
and for this reason alone it behooves
one to keep ones nerves in normal
healthful and responsive condition.
The fact that the nervous system is
amenable to training and tHat its
habits can be unerrinely cultivated a.
ones own will, and under ones own
direction, or with outside assistance II
necessary, is fact of growing i'm.
DortanCe. TniI is so because the re.
cent work Of scientific men is show
ing MS to what a minute degree nerve
habits can be controlled AID also be.
cause, especially in America. our eli.
mate and ou.. modern civilization are
making create: demands upon nervous
force and contribute to the uncon-
sc!ous formation Of detrimental nerv-
GUS habits.
The time has come rrophesled by
Mr.. Gllman's "neolithic man."
We're going to wear great piles Of
stun
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08
$500 REWARD.

For information that will lead to
the arrest an conviction of the partp
that entered upon my farm near Min.
ersville and cut and carried away
young trees and otherwise trespass,
ing. SAM R. NUZUM.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

A STORE WHICH aDvERrIsEs
ONLY OCCASIONALLY JUsTIFfss
THE INFERENCE THAT 1T 10
ONLY OCCASIONALLY THAT "
HAS ANYTHING TO ApVERTIGE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

Mamma-My dear child, you are too
young to ahve a gentleman cali you.
Mollie-But, mamma, yo usail that
Fred was no gentleman.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

Dat new neishhor has his place
arranged mighty cozy and oonven.
lent" sail Miss Miami Brown.
"Yas:m," answered Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley. "Da's bout de mos conven.
iemtes' place I knows of. He's got de
chicken coop right mex to de back
fence, an de watermelon patch mex
to de chicken coop."-Washington
Star.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

Look prosperous. A small invet
ment in Fairmont Ready Mixed Paint
will do wonders. For sale by Messrs
Reeves & Fleming.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

Outside our natural ssina
We're going IL have dseases
And acconap lsamehls and sins.
Worry, Ilitpnper haste laziness,
oyerwork sshnes egotisnl ana dis
trust are IN many cases bad hah:ts Of
the nerves. Anna sturges Duryea in
The Deiineator for June
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-05-08

Judge-You are carged with being
the leader Of ano organized band OF
pickpockets!
Prlsoner-Well. yer'll have to I'm.
pose a fine on de organization, den,
yer know; yer can't punish me per.
sonally-Puck