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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-31
MUTUALs END SEASON.

Al tho close of thc seasons work the
g. l. aud s. a. 3D. D. A. of the Sec
und ward the associations we're ten-
dereI complimentary dance by tbtIr
officers last night at the Second ward
meeting housn. Tho house was very
hst0iully decorated with flags and
bunting Lemonade. chocolate and raka
were served during me evening
Among thf guests were Mr ana Mrs
~ d. Tanner Nr ana Mrs. D. W.
Hyde of thr stake board airs n a.
HARDY and Mr Jensen and tho bIah-
opuc A most enjoyable time was
spent and credit ie duo the officers
william IA L0VesN samuel Chr.sfcn-
sen and Aaron Qulst Emma D.. Jen-
son. Lucy strIugham and Emily
Hardy who have worked f8r the fur-
cess of tho association inc past pear.
Tho meeiuss have been very largely
attended and most satisfactory aoa-
SONS Work has been done.
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Mrs. schcnaker Fined $50 for Tearing
Down smallpox flag.

Through her attorney, Mrs Teen
Shoemaker ot l24 north Second West
street pleaded guilty yesterday in
Judge Lewis court 20 tearing down "a
quarantine nag and the hne Of 500
which was made by Judge Dlehl In
police court was affirmed A stay OF
l days was granted in order 10 give
airs Schenakcr am opportunity TO pay
lle hue. She was accused on oct 3.
laoa. of tearing down "a flag which was
pul up on her house when members OF
N'r FAMILY were afflicted with small
u1k
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H. I. A. GUNNER.
Director Burlesuue
OF the Hour" the salt Lake Theatcr Tonight


viii judging the
%
Tod the leading John Cnhhv
r
t comedy the lines and original handling making the performance
Gontes" policemen
al
variety which alike Added
most whom have already been Of
o.
the
although
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-31

The U. IS. Government I'm its Pure
Food Law does no. & do o. Or
guarantee any preparation. rs some
manufacturers Zoo their Advertisements
would make b. appear In the case u
medicines the law provides that cor-
labels. n they are ingredients OF the
preparations Ely's Cream Pain. the
well-kuoNu family remedy f0r cold In
the head. hay fever and nasal catarrh.
doesn't contain "a single Injurious drug.
$50 the makers have simply t1 Trint the
fact chat a. complies Gully with AN the
requirements of the law.
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ACCUSED OF ROBBERY.
Charles Love Arrested While Eating a
Meal la Coffee House.

While p3rtaking of "a renast consist
ing of coffee am sinkcrs, at the Port
land Couee house last night Charles
Love was placed under arrest Bog
Lieutenant Hempcl taken to the city
jail and locked zap on tho charge OF
highway robbery The man is accused
by Mike Murphy of 81 east Fourth
South street
ON Saturday night Murphy was n the
rear OF the Log cabin saloon when two
men held him mp and robbed him OF
all Tho money he had. S. Last night
Murphy was passing the coffee house
ana recognized boo Love one of the
rohners. Hc telephonod f0 police
headquarters and Lieutenant Hempol
quickly appeared ON th. scene and ar
rested Love
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SUES no RECOVER RENT.

E. B. Eyer and X. r. Smoot brought
an action against Alonzo Z. Hyde, Jr,
and Brigham r.. Cannon. 10 recover $500
rent and $50 damages under a lease Of
@ building at 90 Market street II is
alleged .u the complaint that the de-
PENDANTS leased the building from May
5 1907 10 Sept. 80 1909. The rent was
$50 % month under the lease and Il is
alleged that they abandoned the build
Ing on Jan. Is, 1909. when they left the
premises it is stated that they owed
500 rent and that they left the building
not I'm good condition. The arrange
mont Of the building was altered and
also the heating plant, which damaged
Tho building TO the extent OF SS3.
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Opening BAH saltair. April end.
SUIT TO COLLECT.

The Eurelai Machine company
brought an action against the lions
Cooperative Home Building q Real
Estate company yesterday TO recover
S5l6.S5. u is alleged that the real estate
company purchased "a mixing machine
which the plaintiff delivered at the
railroad yard. oct. TO- 1897 Then the
plaiuum wus asked by the real estate
company 10 deliver tho machine at "A
building where they proposed TO DO
some work. This the company did
which cost Thorn $3.50 Ir the COM
pany's complaint Tho 49, is asked for
besides 1885 and The 5000 which was
the price of The machine.
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GOOD COUGH MEDICINE FOR
CHILDREN.

The season FOR coughs and colds IS now
at hand and too much care cannot be
used 20 protect the children. a child is
much more likely 70 contract dlphthoria
or scarlet fever when he has a cold. Tho
quicker you cure his cold the less the
sole reliance OF many mothers. end few
of those who have tried 10 are willlng 10
use any other Mrs. 4. r. starcher. OF
Ripley, W. Va, says. II have never used
anything other than Chamberlain
Cough Remedy for my children. and IL
has always given good satisfaction"
This remedy contains no opium OF oth-
En- narcotic and may be given as con-
hdenuy % "a child as to un adult For
sale by an druggists.
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no DAMAGES AWARDED.

A jury In Judge Ritchie's court yes-
terjay returned a verdict In favor %
The defendant in the case Of Efst8thcos
Lmpcris, administra tor Of the estate of
Thals Limporis, against the Rio Graude
Western Railroad company. Tho SUIT
was brought TO recover $40. 900 damages
for the death Of Bimperis who was kill
% near Rivorton on June a. 1905 Linn
Ders was ordered by the foreman 20
60 under a gravel car and shovel me
gravel of the rails, when the cars were
started crushing LmperIs 10 death.
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BUFFALO SHIPPED NORTH
D. ]. bonh Sends Two OF Antclope
Island Herd to Moniuna.

D. E pooly shipped today. two fine
'''aIo bulls from the Antelope island
nora. io the Conrad estate at kauspcl
l'hl "a win be- remembered that
Dnnly recently received two buff
..'l pullH from the Conrad estate herd
'.i no. returns tho compliment by
.inF tWo from Dis own herd north.
.'' improved breeding Tho bunaIo
..In Grated. and brought over from
island Goo Pennington Ior shin-
ma ON tho railroad. hy boat. as inc
o.'' Do now zoo high between mo
horcs of fhe uaiul..d aud the tsiano
TOT amy fording
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DIR. MAYO TmEs ANSWER.

Dr. Harry n, Mayo filed an answer
Yesterday I'm the Third district court 20
the suit brought against him by Mrs.
Mary j. Ross for $4,000 for the death
of her husband who was killed In "A
collision between DIT. Mayos automo-
bile and wagon Ia which he was ride
ing In his answer DIT. Mayo set forth
that the accident was caused through
the carolessness and negligence OF the
driver OF the wagon, and asks that tine
case be- dismissed against him.
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COURT NOTES.

Joy compromise out on court the
,iosa of John A. simpson against the
ltin Light g. Railway company has
Deem settled and dismissed. The suit
Nis brought by Simpson 10 recover
a.'oo damages 90 his automobile which
.t Struck boy "a street car at First
south and Tenth East streets ou Juno
O. 1905
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PRIMARY OFFICERS. MEETING

There win be- a meeting f,r stake
and local officers held Boa the Eighteenth
ward han on saturday April O. at
D. m. AN interested iu Primary work
are invited 90 bc present
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PACKARD HEIRs TILE RONns.

Edward w. Packard and Mrs. May
louise shear heirs at law Of the late
John Q. Packard, fled bonds OF S25 600
each In order 10 secure a partial dis
trbution Of the estate The amount to
be- distributed IS $4,000 equally between
them. The bond was given by the
American surety company Of New York
and was required by the court iu view
~ the fact that the will IS TO be con.
tested
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ARCHER AND MITCHELL OPTI-
CLANS. are now ready 90 see their
friends at their Optical parlors gls
Main.
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pEsKs AND OFFICE FURNIruRE.

Sanitary style Desks. Globe Wcrnirke
Filing Cabinets and Book Cases Books
and sfHtIourry.
BREEDEN OFFICE SUPPLY co.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-31

% East Third South Tho place where
Nnu Soc what YOU eat. Lunch n 10 o.
dinner Co 1880
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-31

Pure Drugs and Prescriptions our
specially Halliday Drug Company
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-31

The $50 cadets composing the
battalion which escorted Admiral
Evans during the mammoth ma
rade in san Francisco last MAY
have hcen invited 90 hear the lee
turc. and seats have been reserved
for them by the expires request
at Admiral Evans
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
Truthful Verdict.

Fargo, N. D., once boasted com
posite postmaster and coroner. He
was called one day to give his YER
dict upon the case Of a stranger who
had been the victim Of a At on the
main street.
As the man was known to nobody,
he was hurried to the much priced
new city hospital. There the case
was diagnosed as appendicitis, but
when the operation took place the at
tending surgeon discovered that the
patient had been previously relieved
of his appendix.
The doctor endeavored to retract
his steps, but the strange man died
from the effects of the operation.
The postmaster-coroner, in render
ing his verdict, filed in the space,
after Cause of Death" with a rubber
stamp, which read, Opened by Mis-
take. Success Magazine.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
GUILT DENIED BY SHIRK
Declares He MadS Bank Shortage
Good Out Of His Own Per-
sonal Funds.


Chicago, Aug. 30-Elbert w. ShffE,
millionaire banker, who maintains "a
residence both in Indianapolis and
Chicago. was arrested at the Calumet
club and is out on bond charged with
misapplying $24,252.5O belonging to
the First National Bank Of Upton
Ind. Of which he is president and
principal stockholdcr Shirk declares
that his arrest is technicality and
that he is innocent
Before United States Commissioner
Foote he waived examination and fur
nished a 1900 bond for his appear
ance in court in indianapolis in No
vember.
wv. II. Marker, cashier. and Noah
Marker, bis brother and assistant
cashier Of the Upton bank. are
Charged with footing the Upton bank
Noah Marker is now under arrest
for connection with the banks funs
while there is a warrant out for his
brother" said Mr.. Shirk. THE day
before the money disappeared the
bank took up q note for S24252.5O
which was owing Go me.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
TALKS TO SABBATH FANS
only Sin Of Sunday Base Ball is For
the Home Team TO Lose, Declares
Minneapolis Pastor.

Minneapolis, Mimi, Aug. 30.-The
initiation Of religious preludes to Sun
day baseball games occurred here
when Rev G, l. Morrill, delivered a
short address before the Minneapolis
Kansas City game at Nicollet park.
Fully seven Thousand persons were
In attendance and listened interested
ly when Mr.. Morrill, spoke. He was
introduced by Umpire King. and quiet
reigned throughout the park during
the service.
THE west" said Mr.. Morrill,. lis
never content to be behind the east
in any progressive movement, and will
not take a back seat when baseball
religious services are Considered. For
myself. | do not usually attend
Sunday games. because 1 go every
other day i'm the week: but there is
no reason why others than myself
should not enjoy the sport Live and
let live is a pretty good motto, and
| believe that this crowd is largely
made up OF men who have but this
one weekly chance 70 see the Mime
apolis club fight for the pennant.
believe the only sin Of Sunday base
ball is for the home team to lose, so
say TO the Minneapolis boys, go in
and climb notch toward the nag"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
MISPLACED PUBLIC MONEY
Mayor Mcclellan Of New York Is
Charged With squandering Funds
Exposing Political Opponents.

New York, Sept. 1LCharges against
Mayor Mcclellan fled with Governor
Hughes by Bird S, Coler president of
the borough of BrooklSns were made
public here. Mr.. Coler alleges that
Mayor Mcclellan has squandered
money in Investigations ordered by
his commissioner Of accounts and that
these Investigations have been aimed
solely at his political opponents for
political purposes and not for the
general good of the city government.
m the investigations of the offices
Of The president OF the borough Of
Brooklyn alone Coler charges that he
mayor has misplaced public funds Of
the city of New York to the extent Of
at least 100000"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
1T IS NOW ESTIMATED THAT 1000
LIVES WE'RE LOST IN SANTA
cATARINA VALLEY.
SMALL FOOD SUPPLY ARRIVES
Water Recedes and Appalling condI-
lions Are eveaIed--Victims Are
Being Recovered From Banks
Along the Stream.

Monterey, Mex, Aug. 31.-With
eight hundred bodies recovered and
buried in Monterey up to nightfall,
two thousand is now the estimate Of
the city authorities, of those who lost
their lives throughout the valley of
Santa Catarina river.
The number Of homeless, many des-
tltute, is placed at between fifteen and
twenty thousand.
The Santa Catarina river at Monte
reg has subsidized sufficiently to per-
init passage into the district lying
to the south, and a visit to that Sec
ton by correspondent of the Asso-
ciated Press revealed an appalling
condition.
People who had been saved from
the food of Saturday morning had
been without food until Monday, when
on some cables, a small amount of
bread and beans was gotten across.
Five Blocks Swept Away.
The river was still running swiftly,
and in order to get across it was
necessary 10 wade through half a mile
of water, so as to avoid the current
which was still strong enough to
sweep a man from his feet.
Once on the south side of the river,
evidence of the terrible destruction
wrought by Che food were to be seen
on every side. Five blocks of the dis
trict were as though they had never
existed, and in the remaining portion
Of the district bodies were being
taken from the ruins and buried by a
party of gen d'armes sent across for
the purpose.
At o'clock 400 bodies had ben re-
covered and we're buried on the hill
side south of San Luisito. Thus, with
the same number buried yesterday,
making in all 500 bodies which have
been recovered in Monterey alone.
"a. No Americans Are Missing.
Thus far no Americans have been
reported lost, and it is not expected
that any of them are missing, as few
foreign families resided in the dis
t9ict.
reports from the country up and
down the valley are meagre and hard
10 obtain, as all telegraph commune
cation has been cut off in these d.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02

rections; but from what has been
learned the number of dead has been
placed at two thousand. and the home
less at between fifteen and twenty
thousand people. These people are in
destitute circumstances and relief Is
badly needed.
Reports from down the river state
that many bodies have been recov-
cred, but there are many that will be
unaccounted for as the Santa Catarina
bed is filled with quicksands, and
many Of those lost have beyond doubt
disappeared in these sands.
Liberal Contributions Received.
The authorities are doing all in their
power and the Federal government
has sent fifty thousand dollars in
money and provisions for the relief
Of the sufferers. Contributions have
been received from San Antonio and
New York City firms which have
agencies in this city have authorized
their representatives to contribute
literally to any fund being raised for
relief.
Many houses have fallen from the
effects of the continued rains which
have occurred during the seventy-two
hours ending at noon Sunday. Dur
ing this time 81 7-S inches of rain fell
in Monterey and up the Santa Cata-
rina region.
Among the buildings destroyed was
the San Francisco church. which was
the Oldest building in the city, having
been built in 1862.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
Louis cross.Eve.

A doctor, visiting a small country
town, went over the local museum.
After admiring one or two Of the ex-
hibits, the curator, who was an old
man, said
"Ah, but we've got a chair here
that belonged to Louis Cross-Eye."
oh" said the doctor. who was
he?"
Don't you know. sir? Why. be was
one of the kings of France"
King Of France? Louis Cross
Eye? There must be some mistake.
Show me the chair"
The old man promptly complied,
and pointed with conscious pride TO a
ticket inscribed.
Once the property of Louis XI"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
TRAIN CRASHES INTO AUTO
FIVE ARE INSTANTLY KILLED
NEAR ST. LOUIS.
President Of the Witte Hardware
Company and -Four Are Mansled
Beyond Recognition.

ST Louis Aug 30.-Five st. Louis
ans met instant death when a Rock
Island accommodation train crashed
into the automobile OF Fred o. Witte
at Slogus, Mo, near here.
Fred Witte, who Is president Of the
Witte Hardware company, 704 North
Third street; Mrs. Charles Klinge Of
1714A Missouri avenue; Mrs. Halcian
Campbell OF 1907 Whittemore place,
and Theodore +. Witte, Jr., the three
year.old son OF Theodore f. WHITE.
who was driving the machine, were
killed outright and their bodies man
gled beyond recognition.
Theodore f. Witte jumped from his
post az the steering wheel and was
rushed in another auto to the jewish
Hospital. Belt and Delmar avenues. a
distance Of ten miles. but died fifteen
minutes after arriving there.
The party were returning from a
ride on the county roads and were
running slowly when they reached
the Rock Island tracks. Hidden by a
curve on the track. the rapidly ap-
preaching accommodation could not
be seen until il was only fifty yards
away.
II bore down upon the fated party
under a full head Of steam and struck
the car squarely IN the center, com
pletely demolishing the machine and
throwing its occupants far from the
tracks.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
WANTED TO SEE A WRECK
eur Beys Place distractions on
Rails ana Awaited Developments
When Discovered.

alla Ner iN aug. 30.-An at
81. -, by auf hoys 20 wreck the Chi
E0 enfess sopthbound, on the Hi
Genital railroad. was discovered
awitchiug crew IN time to pre-
t,at aesidcnt "a ,Ae Lrain, which was
,ow0ed.
Tine boys had placed frog blocks
2rd rail- braces on the rails south Of
1wn.
Wcrlcy smith, sam and David Blatt
nl clayton Robertson, ranging On
se irom IA 10 rs years, were arrest
. near tne scene of the attended
lcck, where they were awaiting de-
folonments They admitted placinr
distractions on Che track ava
hey .ast wanted 70 see "a
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
That Was Easv.

IT was in an Italian settlement kin.
dergarten. The children were
marching like soldiers, when Clovan.
nj suddenly stopped and called out.
George Wash-him soldier, too
and pointed with his very dirty little
hand TO picture Of Washington, who,
mounted on his horse, was holding Mo
hat in his hand acknowledging the
greetings of the populAeO. a
why do you suppose George Wash.
iRgton has his hat in his haDd9" asked
the kindergarten, stopping to draw
for the hundredth time q lesson q
courtesy.
"To catch De DeniDos." vas TOny'o
prompt reply.-HarpeFs. s,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02

: New York, Sept. II NJ Brad.
shaw. broker aud mine operator,
who was arrested her on August u,
at the request Of authorities in Tenn
essee, charged with embezzlement and
fraudulent breach Of trust in connec-
sion with a mining company in Mexico
was discharged. A written admission
was presented from the Tennessee
officers that the charges were ground
less.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
HAPPY, ANYHOW.

Just a little love 70
Help the day long. A
just a little Iowa was
The burden Of song.
When the bells wa ringing
On his wedding dA
Didn't have the money
Preacher for to pay.
Asked the man for credit,
80 the knot was tied.
Gracious, that's a funny
Way TO take a bride.
Poor as any .woodchuok,
But he didn't care;
Said that love had made him
Twice millionairel
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
Old Pensioner a Rlnamist.

New Albany, Ind, Aug. 31-John c.
Sanders, rs years old. who came to
this city from Dayton, Ohio, was ar
rested, charged with bigamy. 1t is al
legged on information furnished by the
pension department, that Sanders has
four wives. He was accompanied here
by Mrs. Lucretia Daugherty, to whom
he was married liz Dayton, for mofths
ago, It is charged.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
captur. Criminal In swami.

Toledo, o., Aug. 31.--Accused Of at
lacking an S-year-old girl in Forest
cemetery, Ed Bell, or BELIEVE, of I'M
known residence, was pursued by a
crowd OF residents Of the neighbor-
hood and took refuge in a swamp. He
was pulled out by policemen who
swan out to where the fugitive was
imbedded up to his armpits in mud
and water.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
Martyrs 10 Science.

At Lisbon, during the plague; DR..
Camara Pestana was infected while
searching for plague in a person sup
posed to have died of pneumonia. It
was plague; and the intrepid searcher
died also He wrote down his hor-
rible symptoms to the very end. for
the benefit of medical science.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02

Tom was IN despair.
Il darent' tell the captaini"
Don't shirk Il, mate" said his pal
Break II to him gently You'n 6nd
ten be all right"
The advice seemed sound, and Tom
sought the gallant captain.
Scuse me, sir" he said. "You
know them things below-what you
call larnn iackasses7 Well, sir. they
amt got muffin to larf at this morn
ing"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
More Apnronriate

Lord Broken has arrived" re
marked the tall clubman, "and he has
NJ. r. behind his name"
Yes" chuckled one of his lord
ships creditors, but IL should be N
p"
ON p"
Yes; never pay"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
Breaking Il Gently.

An army captain, returning from
India, brought with him a pair OF
laughing jackasses. which he en-.
trusted to one OF the sailors. Tom
Pinch. Alas! shipboard life did not
agree with the creatures, and, in spite
1T all Toms care, they pined and died.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
March to Music As Building Burns

New York, Aug. S1.-Fire destroyed
the st. Malachy's Roman Catholic
home at Rockaway Park, Long Island.
The loss is estimated at 100000.
When the alarm was sounded, the one
thousand children in the institution
were marched safely down the fire es-
capes to the music of their fife and
drum corps.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
aIohnnY - go nead.

Montclair y. J., Sept Hester
campboll, a famous Scotch cook who
was employed for many years in the
family for former President Roosevelt
died hero an the age on nnotr-six.
she was particularly noted for her
recipe of lohnf eole' ana always
accomp2niod the laosasei, family on
Ms trips
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
Too TrIIstinn-

The early robin freely acknowl-
edged that as harbinger Of spring
it had been failure this time.
Il was fooled by the boys playing
marbles in the Streets" pleaded the
bird, in extenuation.
For there are times, as Solomon or
some other wise man has remarked,
when all signs fail.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-09-02
hA knsw.

do you know how to use . chafng
dish?"
YES" answered Sirius Barker. 'Y
have some novel ideas on the subject"
what are they?"
"The best way l know Of to use a
chatting dish IL to punch hole in the
bottom of it, paint it green, and plant
flowers in it," a fEA