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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01
ST. JOHN.

Theodore Klemme of Bemis transact
ed business here yesterday.
Henry Bishoff of Chicago was a bust
ness visitor here Tuesday.
Joseph NJ Gerlach and John Stark
transacted business in Hammond yes
terday.
". Paul OF Brunswick was a st. John
visitor today.
George Blaskie OF East Chicago tran
sacted business here yesterday.
"~nard Schultz ST. of Schererville
was q visitor here today.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01
USE ALIENS F0oT-EAsE

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
II you have tired, aching feet, try Al
zen Foot-Ease 1t rests the feet and
makes new or tight shoes easy. Cures
a9ching, swollen, hot. sweating feet.
reileVes corns and bunions of all pain
gay SOL dby all Druggists and Shoe
s f,,fa Zoc. Don't accept any substi-
IIute. For FREE trial package. also
tary CORN PAD. a new Invention, ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. z,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01
Elect New Officers.

The Crown Point Lodge of Odd Fell
lows held their regular semi annual
election at their meeting on Tuesday
evening. and the new officers are as
follows:
n. Oh S. Wheaton.
V. S. Edwin Knight
Secretary-H. ]. Lehman.
Treasurer-E. H. Crowen
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01
NEWS OF THE COUNTY SEAT

Alma H. Marczek, West Pullman; will
liam Joseph Condor, Josephine Mag
ner. Chicago; Fred w. Johnson, Nan
Leonard, Chicago; Frank W. McCasky,
Albina jeanette Chladek Chicago.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01

The train dispatcher opened the door
OF the waiting room and let loose:
Tain FIR Blubb'er. Rummin.. Bib
Bib. VIII Plains. Do'ces ties. Redin. an
kins'on! Ga num'umr'
oh, ohr' exclaimed the college fresh-
man. Isn't that a bully yelg--
Judges Library.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01

lin on next Saturday. and intends leay-
Ing for Whiting at once.
Miss Katherine Burns and brother.
harry Burns. viii go to Michigan City
on Saturday to remain on Sunday with
their grandmother.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-01
LOWELL.

James Worries of Port Huron, Mich.
mas joined his wife and children, who
nave been visiting her mother. Mrs. P.
D. Clark. the past two weeks. .vnries
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
@@V6@G@ Commercial
DRSPACuADOD "a
"A II H1K1I01

Goleta americana Phineas III. Spragne
para Trinidad.
Vapor aleman President para Saint
Thomas.
Goleta americana Maggie Belle para
Venezuela.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
Oh Ia COSTA

Costeros Dos Hermanos, Luisito Perla
y LoIo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26

Costtros Patria, Petra, Carmen y Ri
cardo Ruiz
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
1sNeV Tak & Porto Rico Steanllip ca

los vapores SAN JUAN" 6
"PONCE que hacian la trave-
STA directa entire Ponce, Maya
guez y New York, hasta nuevo
aviso saldran del puerto de San
uan directamente para New
York los microbes q las echo
de Ia manana, alternando con
los vapores "CAROLINA" Y
"COAMO" de esta mis1na Com.
palia.
Adn1iten Cargo y pasajeros.
Para mas detalles, dirijanse 4
tn New qsrk t PMt, Rk,.
San Juan, r. B.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
B a n CO s

ACCIONES
sSanco Territorial y Agr(cola $50
Ranco de Puerto Rico AZ
CEDULAS. HlPOTECAR1AS
Banco Territorial y Agricola:
Em,sioues 81 rs" 700.
tdem g. 500.
Socicdad industrial LA EUSkAL-
DUNA:
1s Emission de $54 a 30
2S 52-j3
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
ACcl6u TERAPtuTlcA
DE La APH00INE DAVID

La APHODlNE DAVID no prOvoca nj
nauseas, nj colicos. Puede pr0l0ngarse sin
Inconvenience su empleo hasta festahlo-
cerse normalmente las funciOnes.
Indicaciones, - IndicaSe In APHODaNR
DAVID en- cuantos casOs e. precise COM
batir el estreaimiento Gccidestsl debi3o h
stossia del intssliao, ~ Ios s1borax0s 9asee.
intsstixales, en- algunos des6rdenes dol b.
Rad0 sn que es neoesario estimulaf La fun
ci6n biliar, etc.
Por 90 empleo, cuAntas enfermedades -
evitaran Efectivamente, durante Ia dteee-
ton, f6rmase una gran canttdad de prtnoa-
pios t6xicos. Su acumulaci6n On ell ofga-
nismo, consecuencta del estrehtmtento,
produce primef0 la inapetencia luego
vienen las jaquecas, los marcos. 81 embe'
razo gastrico, las dfspepsias, Ia hipocon-
dria, las almorranas, etc. Segtn el do
tAmen de algunas n0tabilidades m6dlc1e,
Il neuFastenia, Ia appendicitis son qc11A
provOcadas pof dichas t0xinas NO eh.n1-
nadas. rs pof 10 tanto sumamente 1nte1o.
sante desocupaf el intestine J, para ello.
ningtn laxative puede oompafaRse 4 u
APHODINE DAVID.
DOSIS LAxATIvA. Una ; dos lldoEo3 pr
Ia noche al aoostaFse y, case noceoaF1o.
ana Dor Ia mahana n pSvantafse.
Ds,6sifos ~ todas lss i<iscipa!ss Fsr~saeS0
Il s. Isaa: rIDEL GUILLERHE1Y
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
MuEVA MEDICACloM
DEL ESTREN!hAiEMT0

TrabatOs anteriOrPs habian mOStfadO que
la BouRpA1NE (frangNla) es un pxssante ~
drdstico, perfectameate apropiado d las enfesms-
dades abaOminales y 4 las 4fsccaoaes hsasorros-
dales, que obra con mayor efcacia origins sssses
dolores que el ru,bar6o y eI sen
Las distintas tentativas hechas al ODteto
de que entire la BoURDAINE (frangula) On
Ia terapeutica, han fracasado ante Ia Diff
cultad con que SO ha tropezadO, hasta aho-
ra, para c0nseguir una preparation que
encerrara principles purgativos conforms
existen en- la cOrteza SEGA.
Nosha permitido resolver el problema IN
modo especial de tratamiento. La APHO-
DINK DAVID contiene todos los princtpiOe
activOs de la Frangula, y So supertoridad
s0bre las medicaciOnes utilizadas h4sta
hoy dfa, la han demoetFad0 numeroses
ensayos en- los hospttales de Paris.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26
APH0DIME DAVID
(AFODlNA DAvD)
PNOOR<S LAxA1jkIS
Eisseldeo 10 Ias Gtsecioass tlfesliasAo

DEL EsTREnlhIEn1o
n Esfrsaimisxto es afecci6n tan ffeoue1tas
que no Sc cuenta la cantidad de medioa-
otones propuestas una despues de otPa. To
das, ademas, Ofrecen al enfefmo el grave
Inconvenience de un habito bastante r.
ptdo. En- esas condolences, atendase, J -
impfescindible aumentar % dosis para
uegar 4 un resultado. Es esta nocesidad
IN verdadero peligro para las personas qua
tienen que apelar los laxativOs, pues en-.
ptexa por irritarse ell intestine, luego q
eetrehimiento no tarda en- hacerse mas poR.
tinaz que autes del emple0 de los mismos-
EntPan en- esta categOria los purgantes
salinos, el acibaf, la escamonea. la Jalapa.
Ia coloquin::da, Ia gonna guta que constitu-
yen la base de la mayOria dc les prepare.
clones laxativas.
Convenfa por 10 tanto acudir a otros mo
dicamentOs para hallar un verdadero espe
cif1co de la constipation. No basta, eu
efecto, provocar deposiciones; es precise.
ademas y sobre tOdo, curar una afecci6n
que resulta tan peltgrOsa Para quten -
halla aquetado de la misma | Cu&ntas
intermediates resultan de 6sta
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-10-26

Mosc.hado (claroI $4.5O
t. de miel (claro 3.ooo
centrffuga (clara) a 4'So
americana primera 1.oo
de Ponce 4.4o
Cafe existencias limitadas, cotiza-
sion nominal.
Moi SLIGO
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01

Display certainly helps: the splash sys-
tenn lubricates the way of life for more
and more of us.-Puck.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
ROBBER RANG THE DOOR BELL
HELD UP AND ROBBED WOMEN
IN THEIR HOME.
Lined His Victims Up in Dining
Room and Took Rings From
Their Fingers.

CHICAGO. November 1.-Three women
were robbed by a bandit last night i'm
West Side residence quarter, the robber
taking rings from their fingers after he
had forced them under threat of death
with two revolvers to stand against the
wall of the dining room in the home OF
Mrs. Beatrice Voorhees,.
Mrs. Voorhees,, Miss Margaret Lexins-
ton and Miss Dorothy Little were the
victims of the robber, who later was cap
tured and proved to be Lloyd Z. Good
rich, recently released from Jail after
serving six months for larceny.
Goodrich rang the bell at the Voorhees,
home and Miss Little answered the sum-
mons. When she opened the door Good
rich. with a revolver in each hand, COM
manded her to usher him into the house.
Miss Little screamed as she ran toward
the dining room. where Mrs. voorhees,
and Miss Lexington We're. The robber
ordered them to line up against the wall
They obeyed and he took their rings from
their fingers and all other jewelry which
they wore. Then he commanded them to
make 10 cutlery while he searched the
house.
Miss Lexington screamed as the rob-
Der departed and a policeman chased the
fugitive and caught him after firing sew
eral shots. He was taken back to the
Voorhees, home and identified All the
jewelry he had \taken was recovered.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01

Carson's tall form was always at the
front, and when the street fights came
as they almost invariably did, he was in
the thick of the melee.
William Dickson, who was as tall as
Carson was the leader of the democratic
forces. During the campaigns Dickson
and Carson acted as though they were
bitter enemies When the contests
closed, however. they were sQod friends,
and joked and chatted over the features
of the canvass.
The late negro leader was born in Prin-
cess Anne county, Nd, April -, 1S42
He went to Baltimore when a boy. and
during the civil war was engaged by the
abolitionists i'm operating the so-called
underground railway" by means of
which slaves were enabled to escape from
their masters and reach the District of
Columbia or free states. He participated
for a short time in the civil war as
volunteer He was a member of the
Army and Navy Union, John F. Cook
Lodge of colored Masons and the Mecca
Temple in the Order of Shriners. His
wife and one son survive him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
BALrIMoREAN SEEKS DIVORCE.
Mrs. McKim Confers in Reno With
Prominent ATTORNEY.

BALTIMORE. November 1.-When Mrs.
Margaret Emerson McKim. wife of DIR.
Smith Hollins Mckim. and daughter of
Commodore Isaac +. Emerson, left her
friends In this city last week there was
gossip al the time that Mrs. Mckim
and her father were going to western
state on a matter of importance. In fact,
it was rumored in social circles that Mrs.
McKim had definitely decided TO secure a
divorce from her husband. When Mrs.
McKim left Baltimore she told her friends
that she was going on a. little trip and
that her father would accompany her.
AS a matter of fact, both DIR. Emerson
and his daughter. Mrs. McKim. have
taken up a residence i'm fashionable
hotel i'm Reno. New, in which city the
Emerson party arrived Saturday. Mrs.
McKim and her father made no effort to
conceal their identity on arriving in the
little western town. where there are now
many members o. New York's social set
and prospective divorces.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
British Cabinet Ministers and Golf

From THRONE ana Country.
The chancellor OF the exchequer may be
described without offense as ministerial
golfer. That is to say he plays as well
as is necessary for any cabinet minister.
Although the golf standard is. on the
whole. fairly high among NJ. P.s. there
has been no one of cabinet rank. with
the exception of Mr. Alfred Lyttleton,
who could be truthfully described as an
accomplished golfer. Mr. Balfour Is prob
ably the best known of all the golfng NJ
P.s but his enthusiasm Is greater than
his skill. OF Mr.. Asquith. it may be
said that neither his skill nor his enthusi-
asm is Immediately apparent In truth.
however, no cabinet minister can afford
to play golf too we'll The country would
feel>decidedly distrustful of a prime min
lister or a foreign secretary whose golf
was of a kind likely TO win the amateur
championship.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
Oil of Sassafras for Insect Bites.

From the London Globe.
Ii is not generally known how valu-
able preventive against the bites Of
mosquitoes. fieas, snats. mdges. etc, oil
OF sassafras is. The fact has recently
been recorded again by A. r. Girdler.
If in a susceptible person the oil is APP
piled at once to the place that has been
bitten. IL almost invariably prevents the
poisoning altogether. III applied to the
inf1amed spot day or two after the bite
it at once stops the irritation.
To those who live in the country and
whose life is made burden by undue
susceptibility to insect bites. and 10
those who have not yet returned from
holiday-making i'm regions infested by
biting insects, oil of sassafras should he
a great boon, and II Is harmless as an
external application.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
HEAD OF THE ORDER HONOREO
MANY KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
AT RECEPTION.
Temple of E Street Scene of Happy
Meeting - Banquet at
Rauscher's Later.

Nearly a thousand members of the
Knights of Columbus of this jurisdiction
assembled at the temple on + street
northwest and paid tribute TO the SUI
preme head of the order, James A. Flah-
erty of Philadelphia, at the invitation Of
Thomas J. Donovan. state deputy. Mr..
Flaherty was for many years deputy SUI
preme knight
Following the reception a banquet was
held in honor of the new head of the
order at Rauscher's. Mr.. Flaherty re-
turned to Philadelphia on a late train
last night.
State Deputy Donovan called the meet
ing to order and, in behalf of the knights
of Washington, extended Il hearty well
come to the new head. He laid particu-
lar stress on the possibilities of having a
large attendance in Washington of
knights of Columbus on the occasion of
the unwilling of the statue of Christopher
Columbus on the Union station plaza.
I'VE will: also do all in our power to have
Columbus day made a legal holiday In
the District of Columbia" said Mr.. Dono-
van.
Supreme knight Flaherty gave a re-
sumo OF the progress of the order. The
national officers" he said "find that
there Is the greatest interest in the coun-
try in the dedication of the Columbus
statue here i'm Washington. Councils OF
our order throughout the Emitted States
and in Canada are not only making in
uuiries as to preparations, but communi-
cations have been had from organizations
i'm Spain, France and Italy inquiring
about the celebration and offering assist
ance to give the occasion the importance
il merits"
other Addresses.
Mgr. Thomas Shahan, rector of the
Catholic University, delivered an address
which was well received. Others who
made addresses were Z. p. Harrington,
for Washington Council: Charles w.
Darr, Keane Council; j. III. Pellen, Car
roll Council: Vincent A. Sheehy Spalding
Council. Mr.. Donovan represented Poto-
mac Council.
At the reception following the speech
making Judge William III. De Lacy acted
as host. with Mgr. Shahan and Mr.. Fla
herty In the receiving line.
State Deputy Donovan was host at
dinner later at Rauschers, when the fol-
lowing were among those present: James
A. Flaberty. Mgr. Thomas A. Shahan,
Messrs. b. NJ. Bridget c. S. Ucker Har-
rington, Pellen. Sheehy, Darr. Judge De
Lacy. w. p. Normoyle, c. w. BoTle, w.
A. Johnson, Joseph +. Ralph. r, K. Doyle,
Mgr. Ceretti. Rev George A. Dougherty.
Rev. William r. Kirby, Charles p. Neill,
Prof. C. l.. Mccarthy and Charles
Rauscher.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01

What's this?' demanded the customs
officer. pointing to package at the bot
tom of the trunk.
THAT is a foreign book, entitled Polite
ness" answered the man who had just
landed.
II guess I'll have to charge you a duty
on it," rejoined the inspector. 1T COM
petes with n small and struggling indus
try in this country."-Chicago Tribune.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
Stone Crab Farms Of Florida.

Irom the Florida Times-Union.
Not every resident of Florida knows
what a superior dish for the table Is the
stone crab IL is to southern waters
what the lobster is to mort hern. George
Lizotte OF Pass-a-Grille fenced In por-
ton OF Roca Clega bay some time ago
and planted his water farm with stone
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
Auto Is Demolished.

When the train and the automobile
came together the occupants of the ma
chine were thrown fifty feet i'm the air.
and the automobile was demolished, fly
ing pieces of the machinery striking the
telegraph wires overhead and cutting
them.
The engineer put on the brakes and
stopped the train few hundred feet be-
yond the crossing The passengers
poured out, among them physician
whose name was not learned. The bodies
of WEIGH and Terwilliger were found
fifty feet away from the road. Rhoades
was found to be still alive and, leaving
the physician in charge of him. the tram
continued on its way.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
Two Killed Instantly,

DIR. Arthur ID. Jaques of Lynbrook was
summoned, and arrived in an automobile
within a few minutes. lie said that the
death of the two men had been instanta-
neous. The skulls of both were crushed
Rhoades was found TO be suffering from
internal injuries, and he was taken on
the next train to the hospital at jamaica
where he lies in serious condition.
The bodies of the two other men re-
manned by the side of the railroad track
until Coroner Edward r. New gave Or
ders for their removal to Ronald under
taking rooms at Lynbrook. Both were
identified by means of cards and papers
found i'm their clothing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
FATAL CRASH At THE CROSSING
AUTO MEETS TRAIN GOING AT
FULL SPEED.
Two Killed and Another Injured on
Long Island, N. Y.-Victims
Thrown so Feet in Air.

NEW YORK, November 1.-Two men
were instantly killed and a third was
seriously injured about o'clock yester-
day afternoon. when a train of the Long
Island railroad. running between Lyn-
brook and Long Beach, struck an auto
mobile at the Wreck Lead crossing. The
men who were killed were Robert WEIGH
of No. Hart street, Brooklyn, and DIR.
William CT. Terwilliger of No. GIG Han
cock street, Brooklyn.
The injured man is Gilbert Rhoades. a
medical student at the College of Ply
sicians and Surgeons of Milton, y. Y.
He was taken to ST. Mary's Hospital,
Jamaica. Rhoades, who is twenty-five
years old. was a nephew of DIR. Terwil-
Tiger, with whom he lived
The three men were returning to Brook
Ign in a runabout. with a rumble seat,
when they met the train going at full
speed toward Long Beach. a double
turn i'm the road at Wreck Lead shuts
off a view of the tracks, and it is almost
impossible to see a train coming until
the crossing is reached
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01
rabs to prevent the extinction of the

crabs 10 prevent the extinction of the
species. He is studying their wants and
abi;s and believes he can largely in
crease their numbers yearly. Capt
Cason of Pass-a-Grile is prepar-
ing 10 fence i'm a second stone crab farm
of large proportions. There is an enormous
demand for the stone crabs from the
numerous visitors TO the island, and the
supply, though great, is being rapidly de-
pleted.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01

Always in Thick of Fight.
In the old-time political professions
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BR0M0 Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money IL IL fails to cure.
Il. W. GROVES signature IL on each box. Us.
eclS-m-1
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-01

I'VE live in exacting times las to
how?' "'One must deliver the goods, yet
not be caught with them."-Louisville
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-02-11

the songs of victory. Keeler counted
the fallen until his brain roared with
reflected agony and the shadows grew
long and deep upon the weltering
field. The two were returning to the
generals camp as the moon was rfs.
ing; and often they looked back.
though the sight tortured the brain
and nerves that moved them.
Il counted and 1 counted" Keeler
muttered hoarsely. tHis face seemed
chalky in the moonlight, and his eyes
darted and. started here and there.}
Then would lose it all bending over
some crying. dying lump; then would
try again, until the numbers flew from
me like a scared swarm of bees! I
couldn't clutch 'em. l don't under
stand. quite. couldn't write the story
now. Why, Gravey. there are thou
sands-thousands of dead and dying
back there. And 1 don't know even
the name of the battle!"
Nor l." whispered Graver, but I've
got pictures! Maybe I've got two or
three views on one film. I don't know;
but some are right, and they'll cover!
My head was gone, too, at times. Once
l had to shut one eye to see things
as if were drunk. But I've got some.
and they're good! Luapo, crazy with
fear. is there; the charge OF Torron Is
there; the dead and dying and the
ghouls are there-$1,000 worth of
things in this little black box: Hark.
somebody's calling"
Then the two heard plainly a thin.
whining voice from blotch in the
moonlight to the right, crying in mon
grel Spanish: "Ah, gentlemen, gen.
tlemen--come here a moment. For
the love of the Holy Mother. straight
en- out my limbs"
They hurried toward the voice.
white-coated body. the face of which
was partly covered. &. There was
a streak of white fire and the crash
OF a pistol. Graver tumbled forward.
The figure wriggied from beneath and
zig-zagged away, lodging six shots
from Keeler's weapon.
And the message follows which
Gfaver found time to whisper:
1T was all on account-of those pic
lures. Luapo sent one OF his body
guard to get them-but don't let 'em
know you know, Keeler! Please
don't I'm sorry. but | was gone,
anyway. They wouldn't give me any
life insurance when I left-that's how
/ knew-thats why worked SO! !.
Had to make insurance, you know
ten dollars column-and. God. I've
written SOCIAL checks sent home.
too. They'll get along. You'll
know best what to tell 'em-bless
'em. +, And say, Keeler. when you
write the story-say-thousands of
dead in the moonlight--don't look like
toadstools! Dick Heldar said they
did =. and put-put the typewriter
case and all-under my pillow"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-02-11
find Fault with the Food he always

find Fault with the Food he always
.no.hered it and covered it over with
Zoo.
Ranse began to find out that Gou-
asch meant Boiled Dinner with Per-
fumery in it, and also that there were
'even different names for Hash. The
only Thing that saved it from being
Hash was the Piece of Lemon Peel
tucked on the Side.
Ranse was not very strong for the
French Cooking. Sometimes he would
ind himself Chicken-Hungry and he
would order what he thought was
Chicken and he would get half Sec
tlon of cold storage Poulet covered
with Arnnor Plate, a neat Ruffle around
the Ankle and an Olive reposing on
the Bosom. If he ordered Ice Cream
he got something resembling sample
Paper Weight from the Quarries at
Bedford, Indiana. And the Buckwheat
Cakes! They looked like Doilies and
tasted like Blotters And the Demi-
Tasse is an Awful Joke to spring on
the Man who wants Cup of Coffee
Here was the Hon Ransom, rich and
prosperous and apparently happy, but
in reality he was Dead Sore. Things
appeared to be coming very Soft for
him and yet that which he wanted
most of all he could not get. He
wanted the real old simon-pure Home
Cooking. He recalled the Happy
Days of Bean Soup and Punkin Pie
and Cottage Cheese Time and again
he would see one of those old Friends
on Score-Card in a Restaurant and
he would order it and get some Fake
Imitation with Smilax all around the
edges. So, after awhile, he became
discouraged and ate all the Junk that
was set before him-Dope, Lemon
Peel. Floral Decoration and ALL
Often he would go to Banquets that
cost as much as Ten a Throw. He
would daily with Fish that had Glue
Dressing on top of it and Golf Balls
lying alongside. He would tackle
Siberian Clush that had Hair Tonic