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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04
A Idliputian Watch.

What a contemporary would call
tabloid watch has just been made by
a matchmaker of Locle, Switzerland.
The thickness is said to be only 3
millimeters. so, meter being only 80
inches our readers can estimate the
thickness of the watch. Taking the
case and the glass, we find the works
occupy a space 1.9 millimeter.y The
spring is half millimeter. What
makes this achievement of the Locle
matchmaker more extraordinary is,
we are informed, that the watch
keeps time, varying only 5 seconds
in "a hours.-London Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Grace-Who is that man they're all quar-
reling with? Jack-Why, he's keeping the
score. Grace-Oh!-and won't he give it
up?-Bohemian Magazine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Maud-My fiance is a heartless wretch.
the trouble? Maud-I've got
a better offer and he won't release me
from our decentralization Transcript
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Barber-Much obliged sir 1 don't as A
rule get my tips before I start-I- Gus
toner lsternly)-That amt no tip, young
man. That's hush money!-Bohemian
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Washington attained the presidency bv
overcoming difficulties" land he had
many of them. He wasn't even an Ohio
Courier-JournaI
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

The Lowly One-And were you born
great? The Great One-No. thrust nv
self upon it.-Chicago Daily News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04
Little Girls Long Journey.
At the Altar.

Twill you have this woman to be
your lawful welded wife?'
THAT'S what I lowed I would"
"Will you love, honor, and obey
her?''
"Ain't you got that switched
around, parson % said the bride
groom.
"John!" said the bride-elect. "don't
YOU reckon the parson knows his
business? Answer the question:
Eyes SIR said the bridegroom,
meekly, at reckon I'll have to."-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

DO you ever indulge in the pleasure of
getting out and turning up the fresh
earth?" TITS no pleasure to me-" an
swered the novice at golf. Every time
go to the club 1 get nothing but harsh
looks for my activities In that direction.'-
washington Star
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Like lettuce, Pat?'' mo. OF don't An
Ord ate ut, an 1 hate the - stuff."-Life
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Mrs. Robin-Cset up, John, I hear a bur
glar. Mr.. Robin-Go to sleep, my dear, it
is only the noise of the woodpecker next
door.-St. Louis Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Yes, sah," the Florida colonel said.
sometimes we have a Republican candi-
yeah Bill Traux was a candidate foh Con-
gress,. No, he didn't attract many votes.
The fact is, sab, they are threatenin' to
prosecute him fob repeatin .''-Indianapolis
News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Knicker-Women will get the ballot
when the majority of them ask for it. Mrs.
Knfcker-Do men get their buttons sewed
on when the majority of them ask for IT.
Harpers Bazaar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

Family Physician-The trouble with your
husband, madam, is that he has over
drawn his account at the bank OF vitality
Mrs. Gayman-I felt sure he was deceiving
me about something! Doctor. I give you
my word never knew he had any ac-
count there!-Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

You ought to be more careful about
WnaL you say IN your speeches before your
colleagues. Il suppose I ought" an
ssWered senator Sorghum But to tell the
! InuIn oidnt realize that any one was
listening. "-Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-06-04

You are a poor young MANI IT am
Then what you want Is thrifty, eco
nomical wife" mot at all. What I want
is a rich, liberal wife. Democratic Tele-
gram.
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
MARKET REPORTS
 BY PRIVATE WIRE

New York. May 15.-The market was excessively dull today. no stock showed more than fractional changes. Even the leaders that are usually favorites merely see sawed within narrow linn it's and closed with unimportant changes It is noteworthy however that the dullness was not accompanied by any weakness. On the contrary the market showed a firm undertone. The fundamental situation continues strong and higher prices will likely be seen next week.
 LOGAN & BRYAN
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
BOSTON COPPER.

Boston. May 15.-The whole list con- tinued very dull today. We think we have seen the bulk of the liquidation in East Butte rights and look for higher prices. There has been de- cided improvement in the metal mar ket the last few days and all the com panies report large sales. Many pro- ducers being sold us to the middle of June around 13A We look for a bet ter market next week.
 PAINE, WEBER & co.
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16

Drink the most radio
 and rejuvenates-keeps pagne. The Hot Baths Ood and Skin Troubles, |, Chronic Colds, Neu-
 Spinal Diseases, Alco- ng out. Chronic cases send for booklet. Take re.
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
KNEIPP SANITARIUM San Diego Cal
  douiDu rOpus6c fulpareua dAsM A. ,M.sa

Colegrove. Los Angeles. active. curative Mineral you healthy and young. cure Rheumatism, HeaI Constipation, Obesity,
 ralgia. Sciatica. Bright holism. Makes skin vS cured. Physician in oh "Melrose Av." cars via
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16

See pr. Swigert for correct glasses r E. Adams St. Phone Red 2461.
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
Bleaching of Wheat Flour.

leaves.
 Bleaching of Wheat Flour.
 The ruling against the bleaching of wheat flour in this country bv the bureau of chemistry of the department of agriculture has received the in dorsement of The Lancet Uondon). The public,' says the Lancet, would be well advised to abandon the falla- cious notion that the whiteness of bread is a mark of it's quality. On the contrary it nearly always means an insipid, unpalatable bread, and an at tractive flavor is a factor of consider able importance in connection with the Gigestibility of food. The destruction of the natural color Of flour by bleach ing agents synchroniZes with the de- struction of its attractive flavor. Such tuInpering with the staff Of life should be made illegal
 Wormy Chestnut.
 When talented and successful ar chitect builds a house for himself there are many little pointers that others who dream dreams and have visions of a home of their own, may be glad to pick up.
 In the big living room and halls of a newly built old English cottage in one of New York's most historic suburban towns, the wood work is all wOrmy chestnut. When the head carpenter first saw this, with it's hun dreds of tiny perforations. My" he said, it is going to take an awful lot of time to plug these holes all up" Plug them up?" gasped the mortified architect, why man, I have had to hunt all over New York to find this lumber just as I want it, and not a single hole is to be plugged. This with the grain is one of the beauties of the wood"
 Mint Sofa Pillows.
 Now is the time to begin a mint sofa pillow. that will be a great treat to any invalid BeginSat once to save all the leaves of the rose, apple and nutmeg geraniums. drying them as fast as plucked. As soon as roses bloom gather all the rose leaves and dry together with sweet clover heads As fast as dried put away. Towards August and September comes the mint commonly known as horse mint This is found along the waysides. Break long stems with their blossoms, and hang in the shade to dry. Wild tansy too may be added to your store of fragrant simples. as well as life ever lasting. Later in the fall comes the woodland pennyroyal growing usually in great patches. Pull this roots and all. tie in punches and hang in the shade to dry. Now when all are gathered, remove all coarse stems and mix thoroughly. Shred husks of corn, fine or use dry lawn clippings or shredded tissue paper, to make the necessary bulk. Fill all into a case of unbleached muslin. The outside covering may be of soft linen out lined with wood nymphs or other ap- propriate design, and the sweet scent of the mint pillow will do much to luI your invalid into the very heart of woodland itself.
 EMMA PADDOCK TELFORD.
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
RApIuM SULPHUR SPRINGS

Take baths in liquid sunshine.
 Water in California. It revivifies
 It sparkles and foams like Cham ,. Stomach. Liver, Kidney and Bl Poor Circulation, Malaria, Asthma
 Disease. Paralysis, Nervous and vety. hair glossy; stops hair falli lrge. Water by bottle or case. direct to Springs; 5c ia
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
DISTREssER FOR WANT OF REST

DIsTREssER FOR WANT OF REST O, Phoenix Phoenix of AriZ. Gee whiz For me, nix, O PhoeniXi Unless perchance you cut Off the tails, my dears, Of growing cocks, but Right behind their ears. O, the men do blow Of Phoenix so. To say nix To cocks that crow Perchance would fix Too great blow On chicks. But can't you fix a limit To crow, crow, crow All night long? Why damit, Should their song. O men, so clever, Go on forever.
 IT. NJ. C.
 The Phoe-N Nix Poet
 -O- See pr. Swigert for correct glasses
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16

If Eve had spade in Paradise and had known what to do with it. we should not have had all that sad busi- ness of the apple.-Countess von Ar
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16
(By Emma Paddock Telford.)
Domestic Science.

If Eve had spade in Paradise and had known what to do with it. we should not have had all that sad busi- ness of the apple.-Countess von Ar nim.
 Why fret thee, soul, For things beyond thy small control? Do but thy part and thou shalt see Heaven will have charge of these and thee,
 Sow thou the seed, and wait in peace The Lords increase.
 kate Putnam Osgood.
 Menu Sunday.
 BREAKFAST.
 Strawberries
 Cereal
 Broiled Lamb Chops
 French Fried Potatoes
 Radishes
 Rice Cakes
 Coffee
 DINNER
 English Puree of Carrots Radishes Young Onions Veal Outlets Sweet Potatoes
 Asparagus on Toast Lettuce Salad Cheese Straws
 Rhubarb Pie
 Coffee
 SUPPER.
 Salmon Salad
 Saratoga Chips Strawberry Shortcake
 Whipped Cream
 Iced Tea
 Digging Luncheon Parties. This popular English pastime. in which ladies of quality" disport themselves, has reason on it's side and may well. be introduced here. There, during the country house season, the ladies of neighborhood are invited to turn to the different gardens of the carious hostesses. where suitably at tired in short skirts, high and thick soled boots, sweaters or Norfolk jack cts, gloves and jaunty Tyrolese hats. they joyously hoe and dig. rake and weed, using for this purpose light tools specially designed to meet their requirements. The reason for the craze, for such it has grown to be. is the preservation of health. a trig fig ure and a clear and blooming com pleXion. At the end of their labors, which needless to say are not exhaus- tive, tea is served not the light and delicate affair of the ordinary drawing room but comprised of such hearty viands as Tennyson describes in his idyll of Audrey Court: Here on a slope of orchard, Francis laid \ damask napkin wrought with horse and hound; Brought a dusky loaf that smelt of home And half cut down a pasty, costly made
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16

Utah Consolidated. .....42
 old Dominion. ..... =. .54R North Butte. .. .... .........61lA Calumet & Arizona. ....... .....104
 Butte Coalition. ..... ......26B Shannon. ........ ..... .... ..... .l5H2 Shattuck. ..... .15A Arizona Commercial. .... .... .44A Globe. e........ .... .......... 4B Black Mountain .......- 99
 Cumberland Ely. .... .... S2s Nevada Consolidated. .... ....22& GlrouX. ....... .......
 National Extension. ...... -. ....51
 Superior & Boston. =. .....15& Kay. ....-.-- .....--.. .l9A Ray Central. .... .... ...... =. 3B RaWhlde- ..... .......Zb
 Inspiration. .. .. .. 73s FRANK J. O'BRIEN. Broker
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16

200 from durum wheat flour and 200 from the Minneapolis Spring wheat. The loaves were sent broadcast te pco- pie who could intelligently compare them, and of the replies received "A per cent gave the palm to the durum leaves
Arizona republican., 1909-05-16

POST CARDS, PHOENIX VIEWS, 1c. EACH. PHOENIX VIEW BOOKS, 15c. EACH. AT THE BIG CURlO, ON ADAMS ST.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21
Small alks

belonged the Civic Federation and worked
forit
Washington
pity
the best onew have
Mails
pu under the head of Males Arrived2'
Battle Greek this I've
the latest fashions from Copenhagen
the other night where the
But
the blood off
the man. face.
legislature will itself at
The eduea
gradually the schools
Hosten will let the
of in
of that
in of
Holsn ruling
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21
FEBRUARY IA


There appears in the Legislature reference to
e feasibility uniting experiment station with the M
u Of Agriculture and Forestry suggested should be MADE WIN
the College Hawaii, several good reasons as follows
First provided The law in this connection reads thus
Act approved establishing stations
An agricultural experiments stations in connection
the several States under the provisions
approved July and the acts supplementary thereto
and the House of Representatives Oh
in the United of assembled That in order to
acquiring the people of the United States
practical subjects connected with agrcu
scientific investigation and experiment respecting
the principles applications there shall be
established college colleges agricultural
department Territory established or which
may accordance with the provisions of an
actap approved July 1862.
fact that the Office of experiment stations under whose q
ton experiment change present. and is
quite proposed not in accordance
the opposition from the department will be even more
of college and station nearly correlated
the station and the Bureau of Agriculture and
principal activities OF the FORMER are % u , . t 90 onrse
principal latter policing regulation and control of course
branches of correlated activities and points of contact
station feasible and desirable because
economic W Of funds in providing
storage and building college and
this respect commn (b is desirable that engaged
for investigation should devote their whole time except
occasions sufficient Importance to
public they offer it, by demonstration or lecture
On the hand every good fields agriculture
in facilities provided such
investigation his respective field that will accord with the
energy This smfortant in order that the
knowledge and that he
teaching paeiea @ of equipment with special reference
technical and reference books paintings and Ve
classes of equipment to both ins
tuton general equipment rapidly from
therefore, steest get the greatest
use possible fomthe lem in point
experiment in livestock invest
cations because has not had the The college has the money and
provide buildings acquired purchase the
The college developing its lines instruction will also have extensive
paintings nj thesea be purposes
preseb publications Under the
published Washington rather than
Encouragement publication
however
experience agricultural
justfes provision quoted
of college dignity
they
support they need
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21


bell Superintendent Marson Campbell office and think they
do refusing them
against
collecting position
Coelh, collector
had named jobchaser
Waluku All honor to him for it!
Campbell
his office with reference rather
greed of quanderers.
what do about all this he
nothing hearing permit
efficient their all the needs
full the who really Hawaii the
the bandeog That andpattng would these smians
their position the public Hawaii
y y y
Old Bill Caove, is thinking the
forbidden the importation the drug His idea schooner
which will Shanghai small
bird island southwark
something
the place win be
nights case aeropane made
he will land night Waianae
give the customs the celestial haha Just watch Bill
- y -
its that Aeh and Knox worked the Civic Federation
thing talks the Advertiser with
specifying about what
specifying single MIR Aehi says his the roll of
the Civic
may get
whether
representative
in all the simply trying
1t with humbug.
given showing
keep inteops
cut the Lurlne and the Alameda viii all
Lurne xpasenge
to knew how much pendl tourist feels when he
under
floating palace, under some other flag.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21
No Refuge but in Truth

The Nation.

No Refuge but in Truth is title
questions
with question would
of hereafter Social order threatened Glasses which have th
believing divine ordinance
would in
demanding that conditions shall be eveled here
sake avoiding difficulties shut
trouble social political,
may bring
can of little and not for long.
He further jusf position, practical expedient:
We the of has
been seriously challenged does not depend miracle dogma
claim acceptance may continue Chrisendom.
broadly apply
scientific method criticism history Christianity
speaking in
fatty
Twenty-Five
and deng Darwin and his disciples Today still
the inerraney of the Scriptures the official
among
the pae OF But their number seems to be diminishing their
since the publication of The Origin
'ne OF these conservatives The complete acceptance
the of evoutf narrow
,aht on .he source and structure % th ~ 60 year - throwing new
untenable the old theory inspiration.
Already the Professionalism
the way way-that an attempt to hold to the old and @
the popular ANY one who
things are an aeo:
that the essential point spiru the moral signif,
like ratnaized attenuated or actually
But this satisfactory chiefly because in many
instances is not frank The clergyman
which he simple
attach another respect a great moral leader
The first requisite such leadership absolute
not fail to imna mental
sOphisy in era of universal eduea,
its hold men, The estimate Of
that is the underlying assumption modern via media
cynical and contemptuou.
believe only sound and tenarle posion is the third
pointed Every passes makes it harder fo
this middle way virtually denial of the ncu
inevitably premises To saw one thing while vor
thought different to try 10 eat Your
cake that we have entered upon
of holder speaking The Bishop Tasmania
HILBERT Journal that
instruction He is not with those who difficulties
mart of
Continued Page tive)
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21
Seeing the Invisible
New York Tribune.
~ y y y y y y y y y y y
ew York Tribune.

Within the last the
the
phenomena completely hidden
pressed the belief that beyond
member of the solar He has his
ton should be realized only telescope would
thes, he
which likely
Whether the prediction
precedent for the
adopted in the identical with that which
Neptune the disturbing influence
be seernie
complied with his
designated thus
Europe records
slesmoogy still
unable to determine exactly the the
they perfectly convinced of thngthe
which destroyed Mesna
miles from the places where its
who
shuddeng
third instance has left powerful of
millions that will not be collision
women and children drowning Bv new
which has in ten or twelve
years. the captain of the summon aid
and thus addition
Immediate But
both ships might have to the
fate might nave renamed
the same marvellous agency for revealing
safety hours before
not only was an appalling danger
narrative OF peru anu rescue
| known the long OF the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21
Commercial News
BY &. o. Matheson.

the stock market it
hrather
record breaking
recognized that
advance
This
viii be
probability
1908,
probability labor
Hess receive for sugar
Yesterday the had advanced to
probably
below
while the
OF
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21
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The Weirdest Land on Earth

James f. Dwyer.

An island nearly sheepan
gold with supply the
globean
of millions of dollars have been paid vain against noNou animals
little island which cold lonely
od-wold
ha IN FAINT Whispers She IS far from the heart OF things She IS land
differently He the chief the continent
interior But the capitals but five bright
The obetroer
gray length thousand
Dividing
B-h
silently around the tro0fed cottages that make pful speeks its da
The Australian
outside his The world
ton regarding the Southern Hemisphere from the with the notebook
who arrives by and leaves by the That Mel
bourne during the Pennington Carnival
a 49,, 49, ps ~ -. 49,: go Ih u0ins q es".''
that breads investigating it close
sheep ranch of
sixty lonely
rides sixty miles horseback attend his
miio
miles them The
towns An undefnable mystery broods the
sense OF apla and dshearens No streams grge through
the arid
plumage their bark instead of their
foliage freak laughing jackass
keeping with their unnatural SURROUNDINGS and even th swan m f
ing with the order of topyturvydom black
with wide pringtme,
travel the upon
Energy killed by the tropical heat For nine months of the the
inent weers; the remaining months the damage King
through
the Fire Fiend dedup
flashing
But this land hangs halo Men
of
SINGLE 5av at Ben5ioo Balar Charters towers Cooardi ana r
yellow been dug
she the Land the golden
but the wool king The whiteed
like plaques the sheep spite big
of
The vitality the land remarkable.
The task of popating Australia the
In London the
to the British farm but the British farmer
to take
he does not the He
lVe he the loneliness he
Ao of Atlantic bound in
Trip 10 the Land of the Southern
not come The plains
uneonqued
While Drought Fire
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21

eve will to Philadelphia minutes .Pbaenbaa
What fora''-New York;
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-02-21

should asks Paris paper Certainly Int NOT - -
Milwaukee - - - - ~
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1909-07-09
A Woman's Scorn

Mandy Cscornfully)-Mose Johnson. seein' 20
amt good fer muffin else. sposin' 70 go
long down an lee de new boa'd o. aldermen!
Brooklyn Life.