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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
ISN'T TINS A FAIR PRoPosIrI0Ni
NO CURE. NO PAY

Ths stanley-Barnes Medicine Co, at Littls
Rock Arkansas. have nsw and wonderful
discovery called
d. DTANLEY'S II. y. TADLI1g
which they guarantee to cure any case ct
female trouble no matter Of how long standing.
and win refund the money In every case where
It fails. 1t cures By Strengthening the whols
female system Because you have tried many
other remedies without satisfactory results. DO
mot conclude that there IL cure for II. bat
send at once and give this new discovery .
trial. Yoa DO not know NJ and We Do not
know you, therefore do not ask you TO seno
the full amount. We are willing TO risk 700
one-half Q-2) the amount and you viii risk ~
for the other. Send one-haR Q-z) the
price (50c) in postage stamps - coin, and We
will send you the treatment By mall After
using II, II you are not entirely satisfied.
notify NJ, and We will return the money you
cent ~. and Of course II you are satisfieo
With the treatment after giving 1t . trial. yos
may send ~ the balance Soc. We make tnia
liberal offer because we know that anyone WA
uses II will recommend II to their frienos.
Everything that has been placed on tne
market for tho cure Of female troubles ~
been unsatisfactory and you realize We could no.
afford to 60 to the heavy expense OF sover
Using q remedy Of this kind without We kneu
Il was q new discovery and really superior =
anything ever placed on the market ana W.
actually cure old chronic cases
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
4 CURE FOR FITS.
The Treatment 10 to Accomplish
What Science Has Been strug-
Cling to Attain for Centuries.

The intense interest that has been mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derful cures that are being accomplished
daily by epilepticide still continues. 1t Is
really surprising the vast number OF peo-
pie who have already been cured Of fits
and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have a chance to test the medicine,
large trial bottles. valuable literature, His
tory of Epilepsy and testimonials, will be
sent by mail absolutely free to all who
write to the DR.. May Laboratory, 54s
Pearl Street. New York City.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
what Allied Tommie.

Tommie was eating walnuts. HIS
mother cautioned him about eating
many, fearing they would make him
sick. Presently he came in. his hand
on his stomach and . very distressed
look In his face.
Those ruts have made you sick.
see. just knew they would" said
the mother.
They haven't. either" whined Tom
ME. Il am not sick; it's just my
pants are too tight
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

action irregular, and my back SO weak
and painful could hardly stand it.
There was also an irregularity OF the
kidney secretions and cold always
made the whole trouble worse. could
tell many other symptoms. too, but
shall only add that Doan's Kidney
Pills made me free of all Of them"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

News has reached Trowbridge OF
triplets born in that town who have
lived to celebrate their sixtieth birth
day. They are Mr.. Aaron Albert
White, Mr.. Moses Henry White, and
Mrs. Miriam Lenorah Lewis. The
three emigrated to Australia many
years ago. and all are in excellent
health. Mail.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

ney trouble was ne
reditary, and my
parents spent hun
dreds of dollars try
ing to cure me. /
was nervous, my
eyesight had failed
noticeably, my cir
culation was bad.
sleep itful, heart
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
Drxrs or ONO err or TOLEDO.
IucAa COUNTY -

1EAIn on ONO CHI OF IuL1Do I ~
LUCAS COUNT.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that ne senoe
oartner Of the orm OF r. J. CHENEY 4 Co.. doing
business In the City Of Toledo. County and STATE
aforesaid and that said nrm win pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
ase Of CArARRH that cannot be cured ~ the use o.
HALLS CArARRu CURE -
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed IN my presence.
this sth day OF December. A D. 1885,
s.Al n so1.s1 Pusl.c.
Hairs Cstarrh curs d taken internally and act1
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
Wytem. Send for testimorials free.
FL. CHENEY co. Toledo' o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Nails Family Pulls for constipation
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

It's not dificult to Judge some men
by their clothes-policemen and letter
carriers, for example.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
OF Bad Scaling and itching.

Il have been successfully cured of
dry eczema. / was inspecting the re-
moval of noxious weeds from the edge
of a river and was constantly in the
dust from the weeds. At night /
cleansed my limbs but felt prickly
sensation. paid no attention to it
for two years but noticed a scum
on my legs like fish scales. ! did not
attend to 1t until 1t came to be too
itchy and sore and began getting two
running sores. My ankles were all
sore and scabby and could not wear
shoes. / had to use carpet and felt
slippers for weeks. / got cake Of
the Cuticura Soap and some Cuticura
Ointment. In less than ten days
could put on my boots and in less than
three weeks l was free from the con-
founded itching. Capt. George p. Bliss.
Chief of Police. Morris. Manitoba, Mar.
20, 1907, and Sept. "a, 1905"
Potter Drug = Chem. Corp. Sole Propa, Boston
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

You will respond very quickly to thu
Garfield Tea treatment, for this Natura
laxative corrects constipation, purihes thu
blood, and benefits the entire system.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

It's the easiest thing In the world to
point out the proper course for others
to pursue.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Some people would have to worn
overtime II they practiced half what
they preach.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
INSTRUCTED.

Doctor-What are you doing in that
tub? You'll catch your death.
Patient-But, doctor, didn't you tell
me to take the pills in water?
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

What is defeat? Nothing but edu-
cation, nothing but the first step to
something better.-Wendell Phillips.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

| Some people avoid popular concerts
because they are fond of music.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same roof
with Hamlins Wizard Oil, the best of all
remedies for the relief of all pain.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
A Tabloid Fable.

A man once collided with an oppor-
tunity.
why don't you look where you are
going?" growled the man.
Don't you recognize me?" asked the
opportunity, pleasantly.
mo. and don't care to. You have
trodden on my corns." replied the man
as he limped away.
Moral Don't believe the people
who say they have never had chance
New York Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

The dentist is invited to attend
many a swell gathering.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Modern improvements Wanted.
Charon was indignant.
THAT spirit wants the ferry
equipped with the wireless system"
he snorted,
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
INHERITED KIDNEY rRousLE.
Could Feel It Constantly Gaining
Ground az Time Passed.

Mrs. Frank Roseboom, 512 w. Wash
Ington ST., Moscow, Idaho, says: kid
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
No Luxuries.

"Why. you've got the grip. old maj" "
II have not I can't AFFORD to quit
work and go to bed This IS merely .
darned bad cold"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

For Colds and cripp-capudine.
The best remedy for Gripp and Colds il
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and
feverishness Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's Liquid-Effects immedfately-lO,
Is and SOC at Drug Stores.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford'
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Things gained are gone, but gres
things done endure.-Bishop.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
ONLY ONE .BROMO QUINN

That is LAXATIVE BRoMo 9uiNINE. Loek {;
over 70 Cure . Cold in Ons Day. &c
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10
Petite Eve saIve 100 Years Old,

relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye aches
infamed, sore, watery or liberated eyes
AN druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo, NY
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Some men haven't sense enough T.
do the best they can
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

Important 10 Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle o.
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children. and see that Il
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

II love wasn't blind Cupid would
have q lot more work to do.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

The cases in which the two-meal
plan would not be beneficial are. l
think, rare in persons of nature years.
and for those far beyond middle life
It is especially advisable. have late
" observed a case In which an anemic
young woman of "a, stenographer,
who formerly ate breakfast in hurry
and usually ate bread and milk before
going to bed, has been much benefited
by eating only at IL and 6. strictly.
taking only a cup of cocoa before leav-
ing home. Only benefit can result, IL
the suggestions here given are fol-
lowed.
In conclusion / must emphasize .
necessary precaution, to be kept in
mind when the number Of meals Is re-
duced. To load car and turn on the
full force of the current suddenly,
would cause disturbance In the car
and through the system Eat more
slowly, spending more time on the
meal and resting after It than when
eating oftener, and avoid over-eating.
The stomach is better able to digest
a large meal after a rest Of IL hours.
but q sudden detection Of nervous
energy to the stomach il like jumping
out of deep sleep. And this suggests
an evident objection to the Americas
quick lunch" habit, which q . con
slant source Of dyspepsia-
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-04-10

BY the time q girl gets old enough
to believe that men don't mean the
nice things they say, she II 90 old
they don't say them any more.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Thinks Peanuts Will Cure Two Kinds of Republicans
Cancer a.

AS result of my observations
upon the different tariffs of the
world (and | do not pretend to be
wise or deeply read about the mat
ter find that wherever there is a
protective tariff it has built up a
system of morality of its own,
never found that its rules of morals
were in accord with any other
rules of morals, religious or secular
ever framed in the world. 1t has
built up system of morality in
this country that is not only
wicked, but it allows to be done,
by authority of law, what the man
who does it would never do in his
private capacity as a citizen. 1t
permits man not only to Covet
his neighbors goods, but to take
them away from him by force of
law. When we consider that we
collected a little over $500, 900, 600
last year and the people of this
country pay in taxation to these
protected interests 81, 100, 900, |
think it is about time we were con-
sidering whether we are not tax
ing American people a little too
far.
The above statement was made
by Senator Dolliver, Republican
senator from Iowa, In the make
up of the present tariff law Dolli-
yer voted against Aldrich 10 times
and with him As times.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Took the Count

The keen takeoff on the SChive-
" scrap printed below is clipped
from the vivid columns of the Har-
linda Sentinel We had never
compared this political engagement
to the ring and now we fear that
the moving pictures will be poster
ing the public with reproduction
on canvas when as a matter of fact
we have had more than enough.
The Sentinel remarks as follows:
John II. SChively is now the
heavy weight champion of this
state. He whipped the governor
and all the governor official
friends in a single round and had
the state senate for a referee from
whose decision there is no appeal
The people paid eighty thousand
dollars to see the fight pulled off
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Pooling The Flies

In order to rid the house of the
few flies which straggle past the
screens, a simple but ingenious
method is described as follows in
Every Where:
Near the top of the screen doors
and window screens punch several
holes from the inside with some
instrument about the size of a led
pencil, thus leaving slightly funnel
shaped apertures. having a rough,
jagged edge on the outside. This
renders it impossible for the flies
to enter through these holes, while
the flies that have strayed into the
house the first time they light on
one of the screens crawl to the up
per part, and, seeing these imagine
there is some place where they are
not wanted on the other side, and
out they go. In this manner it is
said a house can be kept perfectly
free from flies, if one uses reason
able care.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16

DR.. Thomas J. Allen, the Au-
rora, ILL.,, educator and monodiet
advocate who gained much motor
icty by living sixty days on pea
nuts, announces he has discovered
a cure for cancer. SO certain is
the goobcr knight he has a remedy
that means oblivion of the dreaded
disease he has offered his own per
son for an experiment. He has
asked Superintendent Gaylor of the
Buffalo, n. Y, Cancer Hospital to
engraft him with cancer and the
proposition is now being consider
ed, the Aurora man says: All
that stands in the way of the trial
is the fears of GAYLORD. - Allen is
sure of himself.
Cancer comes from a disorgan-
lied digestion and alternating
monodiets will mean their eradica
ton, he declares. DR.. Allen says
that by alternating monodiets he
means potatoes alone for three days,
peanuts alone for a number of
days, grapes alone for a number of
days and 50 on. Doctor Allen
says he has demonstrated the sue
cess of his cancer cure, having now
one case residing in Battle Creek,
Mich, and several others under
successful treatment.
1t means the eud of cancer |
am happy to say, says DR.. Allen.
Thus the peanut has won the
greatest victory of the age as my
discovery of mOnodiets' value is the
outgrowth of my sixty days on the
leguman pod. -
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Population is Increasing

New YORK, Sept. S.-Statisti-
clans who are eminently qualified
to form estimates believe that the
United States census to be taken
next year will show a population
of between 10000, 900 and 95,OOO,-
900 persons They would not be
surprised if the figures ran as high
as 100000, 900.
The department of agriculture at
Washington estimates that h e
number of farms in the country
has increased from 4,575,641 in
1880, to 6.1OO, 900 in 1898; the
total acreage has increased from
624 ,OOO,O 900 to over 100000; and
that the capital of the farmers, in
form of lands, buildings, improve
ments and machinery is now COM
puted at SIS, 100000, 900, which
represents an increase of rs or so
per cent over 1890.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
The Farm Boy

Yes, Sir, you can say what you
please, he's the handiest thing on
the farm; he's the life of the school
and the home; he's the hope and
the shield of this country. I'll pin
my faith to him when his little old
bare feet scorch in the dusty road
and when he travels LIES high
ways he'll not forget.
God bless him, he may go to
sleep with big lump in his throat
and big weight on his heart and
in the morning he whistles as he
goes to milk. No richer dirt in
this world for me than that where
his bare feet have been; no friend
ship in all the world l covet more
than this. Say, you fathers in 20, =
600 homes, get busy for the boys
in your neighborhood. They are
worth million. everyone of them.
They will pick up the lines when
your hands tremble, they will turn
up the wick a little when the
shadows gather, they will bear
your name down through the years
and be never so proud as when
they talk of your good life. Will
B. Orwell.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16

Your complexion as well as your
temper is rendered miserable by dis
ordered liver. BY taking Chamber
lan's Stomach and Liver Tablets you
can improve both. Sold by Owl Drug
Store.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Milwaukee Plan Advertising

II. J. Nanny, general agent OF
the Milwaukee, is sending out Is
900 copies of the new book de-
scriptive of Tacoma and the state
of Washington, and particularly
the country through which the
tracks of the Milwaukee run in
this state, to all the agents OF the
system in the states of Dakota,
Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Hi
nois and Wisconsin, as well as the
general and traffic agents in the
Eastern states.
This is part of the system OF
advertising which the Milwaukee
road has made part of the pro-
gram for calling the attention OF
settlers to the new country through
which the tracks of the system
run.
The advertising department OF
the road has recently got out
new edition of little booklet on
New Towns and Business Oppor.
tunities' along the line OF the road
and tributary country, giving III
detail much information about the
various cities and towns.
Mrs. Margaret A. Hull, died Monday
Cont IL. 1900. in this city. Aged 81
wears. The funeral took place from
the Christian church last afternoon at
200 p. Ii.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Aldrich a Side-Stepper

Senator AldriCh has acquired a
reputation as statesman " on
about as small an investment of
mental capital as any one who ever
filled senatorial chair During
the recent discussion on the tariff
bill, it was generally understood
that the schedules insisted upon
by Mr.. Aldrich had previously
been prepared by experts repre-
senting the various trusts most
deeply interested in the matter of
protection, and that Mr.. Aid
rich was merely the mouth-picCe
Of those interests in demanding
an upward revision in most of the
cases where any change was made.
Whenever an attempt was made to
get Mr.. AldriCh into a corner bV
asking him for information which
he was supposed to possess, this
willing tool of the trusts did some
very fanciful and skillful sidc-step-
ping, and gave every evidence that
instead of really knowing anything
about the equities of the case, his
mission was simply to bluff it
through for his masters.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
Gle Elum News.

Mayor Thomas and family re-
turned Wednesday from a two
week s outing. They had a splen-
did time
Dr. |. n. Power returned home
the first of the week from the
Sound, where he enjoyed month S
vacation.
The stork lowered around the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Perry Pease
Tuesday morning, and twelve
pound boy has been added to the
population of this city. All con-
cerned are happy. - Echo.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-16
SENtRlN G. BOEDCHER
HAS PASSED AWAY

SEVERN {. Boedcher died at his
nome III this CITY, SUNDAY morn
ING Sept. -, 1909 at ? o'clock
after lingering illness of several
months. The funeral took place
from the NJ. T.. church Tuesday at
, ) p. NJ. conducted by Rev. VIM.
DeWeese. He leaves wife ard
two children to mourn his death
besides brother, James, who lives
III Gle Elum. He had lived in our
midst about II wears and was con
sidered an honest and truthful
citizen.
] Mr.. BoedCher was born in Den
mark in 1868, where he lived for
20 years. His boyhood DAYS were
spent in the schools of his native
land, where he taught school a
short time before entering the army
in compliance with the provisions
of the military laws of the country.
remaining in the service three
years, receiving his discharge in
December 1888.
1t was on January IL, 1889 that
he left Denmark and sailed for
America. landing at OLYMPIA
where he eventually took out
naturalization papers. After his
arrival in this country he spent five
years in the logging camps, study
lug diligently during leisure hours
to master the language of his
adopted country. He spent one
term in the Los Angeles normal
school while living in California,
and two years in the Ellensburg
normal school, which he entered
in 1897, after which he taught one
term of school. In 1898 he was
appointed deputy county Auditor
by S. p. Fogarty, which position
he held until June 1902, when he
resigned and entered into business
for himself opening a real estate
office. He was member of the
|. @. O. F., the b. A. Y. and the
Red Men. He had held several
positions of honor and trust and
has at times been connected with
the Ellensburg Chamber of Com
merce.
In 1897 he was united in the
holy bonds of wedloCk with Miss
Mary A. Grew, formerly an Iowa
school teacher and a graduate of
the Cedar Falls normal school.
She taught school ten years before
her marriage and holds life GER
tihcate.
The Dawn joins host of friends
in extending to the bereaved much
SymDathV