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Arizona republican., 1909-07-12
NOBLE sUILDINe-work on t

NOBLE BUiLDlNG-Work on the Noble building is being pushed as fast as possible, for just at this time 1t inconveniences the transaction of business by the Dorirs- Heyman com pany. That firm for the time being has no front doors, or rather. it is all front door The temporary front is torn down and a watchman does duty in it's place. The sidewalk is torn up in front. but there is a large entrance on the alley for patrons. The frames are made for the glass sidewalks, which will be set in ce- ment as quickly as possible. In a few weeks more the structure will have an entirely different appear anee and a fine glass and cement walk will take the place of the old plank platform that has done duty for the last year
 AIRDomE GooD-To packed house the Airdome presented a bin last night that beats anything seen there for the last five months. Fern and Mack, a sketch team just off from the Orpheum, offer a high class connection of knock about team work that puts the audience in a roar of laughter. Their work shows finish that can only come from artists who study and see the funny side of life. They are not merely good. but fine. Joe Goodwin, coming here direct from the Orpheum handles a class of character monologue that Is fresh and appreciated He alone is worth twice the admission. The feature picture Is fine and gives the locker on a glimpse of Paris that has not been presented in Phoenix before. The illustrated song had a good setting. The new semi rotary electric fans recently in- stalled. make the place of amusement a most comfortable one.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-12

RUNAWAY AUGH T-Sheriff Williams was successful in catching at Gila Bend the runaway boy from Prescott by the name of Scott.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-11-13
MakeDGnatur0d AlCOhOIfOr Gallon


smokeess motive power for ships 1t boiler coal hand
aSlue cheaper think!
water the principal part alcohol by chemical
mill
seamless tubing tested to 800 pounds Its conduc
the instantaneous
serviceabe still doube that will
gallon
speculative product
responsible
very liberal terms
This wood waste alcohol disng apparatus is of untold benefit
lumbermen vash
and chemical fibre mills
by daon which denatured alcohol with
gasoline
The Wood waste Distleries A
ses to establish western and far eastern
tering proposition
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-11-13
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS
CONTINUED from page nineY

Perhaps His Honor merely just forgot!
So, Gentles ALL say; what, tho number knaves
Among our island crew?
Are knaves peculiar to Alohaand?
To err is Honoulan-to forgve's Hawaiian
Or, if you prefer:
To err is human-to forgives divine!
(Tho It's but writing twice the sefsame line),
To say the sugar barons rule Hawaii
Hath full heavy sound
And Strs abroad, doubt, most indignant roar.
But shucks, and fudge, and likewise then some more
Better Baron crop than barren fields!
Granted, sweet scribe, that trust means bust,
But if ye cannot bust the trust
Why bust thyself?
And as for ."missionares'l Oh, alas alack!
# men are missionaries cause their grandads WERE
Then following Darwin out, we're monkeys every one
Or Jelly fish from the paleozoc shine
AS far as bodies go,
Though flames of everlasting fire Our souls do be!
.
In Honolulu town. to them who seldom think
A mjssonarvs one who has more gold than we,
Or is our landlord calling for his rent;
Or fires us from our lob because we're drunk!
An awkward term born of the long ago,
Applied in politics whence so, little comes OF caNl'
In heated combat of opposing MINDS
No more appropriate than to call Shakespeare Duce
Siroplv because. his father slaughtered beef
No more appropriate than to call Jim effrles priest
Because his parent was a clergyman
Good missionaries here there we're, and are,
Pn missionaries sons are not ordained by being sons
The good that missionaries do
Ir oft inferred with their bones;
Nor should they answer for their chlldrenS wrong
If wrong there be. 1,
ct up upon this missionary talk The words abused
Cmssionaries and commissionaries, come and go
But the real goods abdeth ever!
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-11-13

! his Thought, and then I quit:
Hawaii's not so badly named
The island paradise.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-11-13

She hath darts for those who give her smiles
Nor doth she cast the suffering stranger out.
Full often hath she rendered mercy where
Sin sat upon the brow of some poor fool
Who, seeing chance in Office stopped to steal.
Her big men have big hearts;
Her Womanhoods as sweet as any land e'er knew.
And where there may be wrong
Hawaii's wrongs less wicked than the crime
Of greater human nests grown in sin
Her very familness doth help to lift
Her citizens to better doings in each others sight
Her greeds less greedy, for she doth see
! OF work concerted the necessity.
| What, tho suffer through imperfect laws,
We're learning, growing, ever moving on!
Hawais not worse!
And now I'm done.
! We have of decent men, and manly men,
Aye, with conscience,
A right healthy lot;
And patient search, if we but patient were,
! Would show you them alive
Yea, living, moving, doing good
Not every angel has home in heaven
| (Nor every demon takes his meals in helD;
Not all good folks under tombstones lie!
Not so! They SWING up Fort street every single day;
They pay their passage on the trolley cars,
And can be seen, by those who can but see,
At any time, in human flesh and blood.
We have our Shylocks-so has London town,
New York, Chicago, Paris and Squeedunq
We have our hypocrites-but Hilo has,
AS also Frisco Washington and Rome
kWhat use to name them? Every one is known
IIypocricys plain than ever measles was
Or mumps!
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-11-13

If you want good sense and sound law,
You know on whom you draw
That is old Makekau
Whom all will allow
Can't be beat for a sensible Jaw
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-11-13

Before any one gets historical however, the Bulletin extracts
from Irwins Sugar article the Pacific Monthly it is well
to only extracted such paragraphs might be
taken adversely Hawaiian conditions All paragraphs
IL praise conditions Hawaiian regous estt
get fair idea what Irwin said the Pacific Monthly a
incidentally, Irwin wrote the article two
ago teabou doubtless has changed ideas since
them though significant that such things be written first
pessons gathered here have least superficial faults
Senator Makekau exhibiting the following his Hamakla
friends with the remark that every Senator who gets his
ramc mmorazed in Supervisor Dan Logan the architect
ard builder Of the words:
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
WATERLOO

Kindergarten Program Room
'StUrlrs and Decentralization of Incidents
iu the Life of Abraham Lincoln
First and second Grades. Room
song. America" both grades "Ihe
Stories illustrating Incidents ln Mr
Lincolna LIfe." Lorott sparks. Marvin
Van. Arthur Ryder Martha Roberts,
"flag lrill' representatives, from
both grades song. 'Our FlaF' both
grades
Third and Fourth Grades. Room
song our Flag.' both grides Salute
t0 the flag both grados, ILLUSTRATED
stories of Lincoln.a huyh0od part 7.
song "Our Nations Heroes boys or
room q. recitation song, Good Ola D..
s. A. both grades, 'lNuHtratcd Storl.
uf Liucolu.a boyhOod, ' song 'Oh. Bring
tho fIfr.. both grades.
Finh. Sixth and Seventh GuU
Room s-S0uE "l0 Arms siatn RIH.
'Ihe B0yhood Of Abraham Lincoln.
est Rhodes. nfth grade, song. .Ieuu
on tho ola Camp Ground nftl f|hl
and seventh grades. Lincoln aH law
trr and Statesman Douglas Ryan
sixth grade, recitation. captain. on Mr
Captain Ethel Sawyer, sixth grade
"Lincoln aa President of luIft d
states" Edith Clark seventh gradr.
Lincoln HF numorlHt' Eather MH.
SON what Made Lincoln Create Capt
II ~ Bishop, Tribute fo the sOldIeIa
seventh grade sehteti sons "Ameli-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06

'NIy shadow" Florence Evans. Good
Bye song. school.
Third G.ade-NTss Pearl Cr.v.frer.
teacher Recitation. CI., p,tts. 90
tatou Albert Sessl ms. ,s,,tsffo1 I'd
ma lewis. reod.pe y-,,i,,, 49,. ,.'...i
f9-f., ttl.,,.f,. 7' ,it. -, ..t
A1s tg,rti.. f,...ls.-- 80 ~
.itst.., N.ii. NT-,',..7. 49, ~ ~,
.,4 IN, s,'i.' uU,. 1T lI ,.Iiy'
80. va. .,',, e'it" .'l ~,
.Nu. w Il9', te,I ,alI'u' II 'n.ey Iott.
,-'i 1T w Jones, le@dlHs' Rum
->,l gu. .',n.' i.e'na ,1rgy feclta-
.lon' MARY Wl.ilaIus' recitation. Mar
strelh Ddls. elsJ
ouIth Hraae Mrs Mutei, teacher.
song, 9ehooi' story. GarWin Evans;
.e0Il' uou. Lois Gibson, recitation,
vera ribbons. song. four girls and
So. 81 I,.r,' D. I,,..t.. r,. 'i'.'ll'
Mercedes Grs,.. sfrr,. i,i1,c,,7.l f-i,..
ham. -as1ipg rv,,d yk-juig,,.. -.
don. Lillian So.e,f u,rer Rit, So
ems
Fifth Grade-AIiss Townsend t.aoh,r
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06

tauOu. Uuice Cr1ssman: flag salut-,
class recitation Rachel Morgan. dr8
luItizatiou. Town Musicians" e. & {
boys aud girls. sons. "rha Red. Whit,
and Blue class. recitation. Bernard
Maloney story Harold Gidley son
japanese, class; recitation, f. st
burBlc, recitation, Grace Thorn son.
recitation, Mabel Pugh; song. "VaIen-
tine Day. class, recitation. Robbie NJ -
Donald; song. Louis Anderson, song.
America" class.
Room No. 4-Miss Amber Bardsley,
teacher.
Song, America" class; "Our Union %
Lincoln, the boy by James Whitcomb
Riley. Liuculu's boyhoOd. song "Whcn
Lincoln Was a Boy" Lincoln as a
MAN. what Makes Lincoln TO
able" story OF Lncoln's farm CO. tho
heart of Kentucky; What Lin ol s.
Farm association has done; patriotic
songs.
Room No. 5-Miss Mary Miller, teach
or.
Song. by the school; story, pupil:
recitation, Monte Stevenson. song.
Jean Byrno' recitation, several b U.s.;
song, several girls; recitation. Henry
Greenwell, song, by the sCho D.
Room no. 6-Miss Barnicou. teach
. cr.
Song, the school; composition ON
the Life of Lincoln; Stories Of Lincoln.
Recitation; Chorus Girls; Reading:
Recitation; Song by the school. Com
position. Life of Washington" Rect
tatiou' Reading, Song by the School
Room No. Miss LaughHn, teacher
Duet. Cora Vail and Jennie Thomp-
son; recitation, Blanche Hicks; reel
lauou, Chas. Crouiu; composition.
IhumdS B,rbsicCks, recitation. Nora
Anderson, music. Victoria Furtcd
competition, Frank Corrigan. recit8-
{ ton, Eugene sullivan music. Grace
shaw.
Room No. S.--Miss Wall. teacher.
'LIucOlu's Early Life" Bertha Cot
ter, 'Liucolu's Public Life" Burn
Martin. selection from LIncoln'g writ
iugs Zeda Wood. anecdotes as told bv
. Lincoln, william Lowry.
Room No, 9-Miss Ella Snyder.
teacher.
SONG America" school: recit7-
ton 'Liucoln's Fayorite Poem" pu-
plli recitation. pupil recitation. pupil:
chorus. 'Massa lu the Cold. cold
Ground, girls; essay "Lincoln's
/ childhood pupil; essay 'LincoIu's
Later Life pupil, debate: STORY OF
| civil War pupil. song school
Room No. lO-Miss Fernett teacher
"Lincolu's Boyhood." Lincoln b.,
/ Government ONCE" Cause of yysr
/ hetWceu North aud South" 'IipcoIr,s
fdfeuNi' Lincoln AS "a Afgr.n
speech of Lincoln at Gettyebtlrr.n
Ihe Last Days of Lincoln" AM nm
. plIs TO Dee prepared with short stories
D on Lincoln at r0ICau
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
HAMILTON.

Grades FIRST A. second p and A..
song. % Know Three Little. Slstots,
recitation. "Our Lincoln: 'LlIe oi iin-
..f-.n .... trrarIeI." Anecdotes VI
.s5iuie To- tae Fieg"
Grdo elias. A. Grade o. class ~.
Grad. elias. N-Nons, Alh.l r.g
Jirrtor. r.tItation. Dorothy Eedneld;
r.oitrtIon Evan Candlud. SONG, There
AHs Many Flags' Classesi f,clt4tl'g
Il Gitson. reading Geuevicre blad-
.Uue CLASSES
Rooms. lI. o. 5-"Ameuol." schools
.gaIut, to tho r1ae.' school. crown
Ius lincoln" room q. recitation. room O.;
SONS. 'Our FlE schools rtcllauoil'
room lts your Mission room story
.DHrrIo.' room o. SONG. room N; Lite
uo blossom and thc President room &,
reading room b, 'Acrustic, room q
rg'm Qgotatloas' room ON g' ,, .e'i ,r'..
r.a6t" room q. Gettysburg sp,ech, T.
Iiymn of th0 Republic" school 'Tho
Biue and uc Grdy" school
riuh A aud sixth b Grades.-SonE.
American "Royhood OF lincoln pupil
sixth p, Anecdotes of Lincoln, pupil
lfth A, salute to ElaE. captain, Ny
Captain" sixth y Toast TO the. fiagl
Hftl a. "Gettysburg Address sixth r.
sons "Our Flng'
Sixth a and Seventh b Grades. Rooms
30 and i8-SonE. America all; say
Ings About Lincoln room TO- reading,
sketch of I.iucoln's Life" Monroe
B,lte, song star SpauEled Banner,
all. recitutious. About Lincoln room
DO. recitation, Lincoln room la; song,
Battle Hymn of Republic" all, Wash
.ugtous Rules of Behavior room 10;
composition. "Lincoln's Life" Nannale
sanders song. 'Ienting on The old
Camp Ground. an; reading. "BOyhood
OF lincoln Francis Coleman. rccita-
lions. room Oh, song Marching on"
room DO. rccItations characteristics OF
Lincoln" pupils, Toast 90 Flag "Sa-
Lutte to the Flac' an.
Seventh and Eighth Grades-Song,
America reading. Abraham Lincoln.
eighth s. reCltufIOus. seventh A, reel
tatious eighth 70 song. "Tho star
SpaUglcd Banner, recitation, Tho
Gettysburg Speech" eighth A, salute
to the Flag" speech Mr. Gaby, song.
"Tcuunr Tonight
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
JACKSON

Class A, Grade o Room s....
America, school reading. "Thc E.
Antah3m. Ruth Harmon; Honest Oh
Ane Etja lurkeri "Ahc's Nickname
First Book" Loretta Kartcbr.r. aI ~.
,Dil AiW lhe tirds.' Rose B8rthoIfu.
SONS Three Little Sisters" school
J5.snt ~ ~ lincoln Helped the PIGS
salute to the Flag. school sonr. .rr
star spanglcd Banner" school
class p. Grade Gy-sonr. school. asa.
' ,t0 o We VS., gonooli reading from
sii1,.g8iia1 rl ..ite Edith nowring. Edua
.Auecdotcs of Lincoln" lam If,t
seraiid thatcher Lillian purrant. or
,9n ' llli recitation. Nina Nybcre.
lone IinResi song. school
Room o-song America school.
poem. our FlaE." school. ast,ri.l
lsinculn'e Life" Glldye Uuirr
Baed Art4 ,i Lavender. song. afhe
Lincoln" tcu boys. reading. Gver5oi,'.
Parry; song. "Our i11r" sebcor. '..'''N
lutte to the Flag,1 school
Room. ie-song. "star spanrled r,,.
ner class. reading "Boyhood OF Ttr
coin Myrtle Lavender, song. "Battl
What Made Lincoln Great" Omit.
..y1i.i,9SS' agitation ave persons, song
Six persons. asailfo fn iLt ia Ieeii ton.
SONG "Americ4 cIsrg N A''h' Nla'"
Class A. Grade s-gona "Ar,ari... ..
school: salute 90 mo Flap s.'l,...l
story Honest old Abe" BcIla sfs,.,'
,eli,,ti,gs' ,t Vj t,i. Ms l1s 'o'9qTs. school
,C.it-tic go, itNs' 'i"ua wade.
'TiDc5in ana ia. ijr5sp sy,i5i,9io., STORY
sen. enp, .l "lll4Iu Jen.
school
tstftb Grade gl..s ..4 4....,
4 Bc0,,. AZ 80 81 ..i1fi a's fliiH CLASS
',Star sr,r,,ir aN a.. ''E 9.L4le. song.
tstiI, atiii5" ,,,.i tt concert i''I-
Ti,g,i, r,at,t-5 Z, N'' Lille or
Ion5 T" R1f6 VI a,.. 'l,liNt N'u.
aaG ,.ttion, hiro7I1 tr.tonIo.
.o,1, i,i.. o,,1li ,9ng,It recitation,
'h' ''''''e'-
elias B Grade 2-Sonr. .'rr.ra ,r
Many Flags" recitation .Trcn.ff,,..
Days" Flag Salute" recitation nI.u.
toIg . tnS ..--Imas .,.. I,,.ee ,ll..s SIZE
.,Tir.of,,s fffc. r..it.'5,.,
coior,i" ,--tt,t ;, wv ..
ortv." song .Ni, Couutf,. WI. of ,,I...
scntiment5 class TTnis '-
si,ti, u afyn, ...5 ..........,. ~,
o.. At,eri-,, - ,...,,li, ''' ..tl,,,t.' I
.oI,, " Rr,b Foiia,.1 s 49, ..l.. %. '...
nan, rirr,i % ils ,,' Ca
tlas Adelhert budd. Lincoln as
humoflsl gladys Peck. Iooua Jensen.
Ernest ouFor, VIM Nddlemisa. inetu.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
SUMNER

A. tuo summer Che diGer.u. .'as-.-
have been making % study oft Lincoln
.u the daily reolutous lu LANGUAGE
reading and history for several days.
reading up to Che Lincoln Day. when
Che following ball program Will Doe rene
dered
Song Battle Hymn of tho GopubIe.
brief sketch of che "IIfe uf Lincoln,
sons. rcntiuE on The old Camp
Grounds addresses. bv Cen Corsor and
Mr $ =. Armstrong; presentation OF
Tag tu tho school acceptance of flag.
Toast 20 The Elias" school song
America.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
GoANT

.,-,..... school. .Our Nauou's
H.r..-. .aEIa na.luau, address goo.
t...-. ....H.t.. a Nuta.I.h- ' i''''
.".,..... IS. f..ulanu. Juagun-
I s. .,u. own ,ut.a atates.
... .... ..E.H..Ia rrom tuH iHfo
.t .....U... rIEutHu came. I'h-' .'
tuc tif-. a'"ttf' ...r.
t....rrrH d. Ga -mIfn.
ht't
p..I, I-A.un America. salute N'
tii' ."v .ltian. ua Cholu-. has
cNeirtre .,.r.'as .rrioito
Itct"'''IN - ,.a Nv maxi"
to t-iH.u"tt r...
s'"s' 4''N-
THt.HuH md .. nuAfN|||.. "NNIhI
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
SPANISH FORK PROGRAM.
Lit, Pavilion 10 be- Scene or Lincoln
Day Celebration.

Special Correspondence
Spanish Fork. Feb 5.-Liucoln's
birthday VIU Doe Htuugly celebrated by
the people OF Spanish Fork The pIo-
gram win be rendered by the High
school. at the city pavilion ON the even
ing of Feb. a. Prof E N. Rowe, prin-
ciual or the High school viii preside,
and the following program VIII be
given Invocation, quartet-mcmbers
of high school. Chorus--high school
boys Speech Arthur Nelson Solo
Hebsr Brockbank. Duet and chorus
Mary Lamont. Faurettu Evans Piano
selection Dorothy Stoudard Recita-
ton--Bli-s Lewis. Original story
Jennie Bradford. Solo--Mary Larson;
German EcCitatiou--Ed Term
stciu, Boys Churus-High school;
Solo--pruf Lars w. Nelson Chorus
High school girls, Remarss--Mem-
bcrs of school board.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
WASATCH.

General exercises. singing of "Ameri-
o1 addresses n q. Sleater aud w n.
Graham. Grand Army representative.
salute 90 the Flag, "Lincolu's Gcttys-
burg Speech"
class exercises. music. patriotic songs:
.kCtCles from tho Life Of Lincoln -"
roc!tatiors chosen from speeches OF Linz
coin. or dealing with the events OF his
life The relatiuE of anecdotes and
stories which illustrate the noble char
actor and patriotic work OF Abraham
Lincoln
Decorations. pictures of Lincoln. doc
uments showing his signature. "Old
Glory"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06
PARK CITY TO CELEBRATE.


Park city, Feb. O., AN the local schools
win celebrate the one huud edith annie
yer-ary of the birth of Lincoln. ON ac-
count Of Friday being a holiday the
programs viii a.I be held on Thursday
The programs are ass follows.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-02-06


Lhe warm bath is new forcing pra.-
uguIurIsta Ira ....I,,. gnu NOT
,".-. %. tHHti4ial seasons. A8 deaorIp-
D' s .'',.5 MllIaeh. it consists Boo auai,-
't NI'H .N.. OF rooted plants m
'l RI N'h'trs in more than Im
a.6i.es f"hr. lDr nine 90 twelve h8urs
4Nl l.'. 'IlNNH.us Iu the usual WAN
t., method seems 90 be capocIlUy
f''a berry black alder. IarrH Mons.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-02-24
Eludinu the Officers.

Here is an amusing description OF
one Of Balzac's periods Of impecunios
ity. Merry, the poet, great friend OF
Balzac. was an inveterate gambler
and rarely left the card table before
daybreak. His way lay past the Cafe
de Paris, and for four consecutive
mornings he had met BalZac strolling
leisurely up and down dressed in a
pantalon pieds trousers not termi-
mating below the ankle, but with feet
In them like stockings and frock coat
with velvet facings. The second morn
ing Merry felt surprised at the coinci-
dence; the third he was puzzled; the
fourth he could hold out no longer and
asked Balzac the reason OF these noe
turnal perambulations roundabout the
same spot.
BalZac put his hand In his pocket
and produced an almanac showing that
the sun did not rise before $50. II am
being tracked by the officers Of the
tribunal de commerce and obliged to
hide myself during the day, but at this
hour I am free and can take walk,
for as long as the sun is not up they
cannot arrest me-"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-02-24
Feats That Never Happened.

A grotesque and foolish view Of the
west leads many who are not &C.
Quainted with that part of the country
TO perpetrate amusing blunders re.
garding the possibilities of the typical
western weapons, the rife and the six
shooter. To shoot an animals eye out
at a hundred PAGES is a common feat
In wild west literature. Sometimes 1t
is done with a six shooter-in type, not
anywhere else. OF course, no man
can see the eye of an animal that far.
/ have had good ritieman tell me he
could cut off robins head at hun
dred steps. The truth is that he could
not see the head clearly that far. You
read that the desperate Slade could
with six shooter at fifty or sixty
steps hit a man I'm any button of his
coat that he chose, but you may be
sure that neither Slade nor any one
else could do anything OF the kind.
Even trick and fancy shooting at its
best could ever cover feats ascribed as
matters Of course to the average from
tiersman by those devotees Of frenzied
fiction who never saw the frontier
Outing Magazine.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-02-24

In winter time milk goes to the buy
er In n chunk instead OF a quart, says
Glasgow paper. The people in Sibe-
ria buy their milk frozen. and for con-
venience. 1t Is allowed to freeze about
a stick. which comes as handle to
carry 1t by. The milkman leaves one
chunk or two chunks, as the case may
be. ut the houses OF HIS customers.
The children in Irkutsk. instead of cry
Ing for a drink Of milk. cry for Il bite
OF milk. The people in winter time do
not say, BE careful not to spill the
milk" but BE careful not to break
the milk" Broken milk Is better than
spilled milk, though. because there is
an opportunity TO save the pieces. A
quart of frozen milk on stick Is
very formidable weapon In the hand Of
an angry man or boy. as 1t is possible
to knock person down with 1t. Ir>
kutsk people hang their milk on hooks
instead Of putting IT In pans. though.
of course, when warm spring weather
comes on they have to use the pans or
pals as the milk begins to melt and
drop down the hooks.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-02-24
The Illusion of Nioht.

I sometimes fancy that every great
city must have been built by night.
At least it IS only at night that every
part Of Il great city is great All archl-
lecture is great architecture after sun
set. Perhaps architecture Is really n
nocturnal art. like the art Of fireworks.
At least think many people Of those
nObler trades that work by night Oour-
nalists. policemen. burglars. coffee stall
keepers and such mistaken enthusiasts
rs refuse to go home till morning.
must often have stood admiring some
black bulk Of building with crown of
battlements or crest Of spires and
then burst into tears at daybreak to
discover that 1t was only n haberdash-
er's shop with huge gold letters across
the face Of it.-G. A. Chesterton In
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-02-24
Machine for Blending Butter

HGrlisonburg Times: Mr.. L. E.
Holloman arrived here yesterday after
noon from the North where he has just
closed deal for patent butter blend
ing machine, which he claims will
revolutionize butter making. And, II
the machine does what is claimed for
it, it will certainly do so, for it is said
that with it from one pound of butter
and pint of sweet milk, two pounds
of pure, sweet butter can be made.
1t is also claimed that the machine
is not only the first of its kind ever
patented, but that never has patent
for any machine in any way similar
been applied for. 1t is of the simplest
construction, resembling small ice
cream freezer, and can be managed by
Il child as well as any experienced
adult.