The Mena weekly star., 1909-09-09
SHUGGER KIRK
 CLUB REVIVED

Eoitet Ddly Star:-
 The oal Shugger Kirk klub hay bin started again. l Ower oal Cheerman G. Wash Lanst wur not able 2 cum an meat with us on akouut uf the distunce frum his hoam in Greesy Cove, Ark.
 The objex uf this meatin wur ? Inkopperait the toun uf Ebersin Sitty an build rale rode an es. tablish a divishun pint at this plais.
 K. Dubbil Ebbs wur cault , the cheer. Ep Ahants wur the sek- ertairy as uf oal and littel Bil Weenun wur doar keeper.
 The Cheerman breefly staited the objex oi the meatiu in fue skatterin remarks Che air not like owr oal cheerman c. Wash Lanst) an iterjuced ower Klub Eterny, c. Bilhead Esq uf the Durx bar, he sed thet he wur a Koppera- shun eterny an thet he new awl uf the law, boath commin and uncommin and perseaded to reed articles uf inkoperashun, buy laws, resolushuns an so4th, by the whitcht bee governed. When he got threw reedin he muved thair adopshun az a hoal. Dubbil Ebbs he seckent the mo- shun befoar hit cud put, Willy Bill, he aris an ses, MT. Cheer man, thair air graft objexshuns agin hoaI lot uf theas buylos an awgiencies ses he, he sed thet G. Bilhead, the eterny wur ? git too much feas, perqwisits an board au pursents; thet hit wuddent leese ennything fur ennybody elst. Thei the touu wud be broak at the start, sed he. Thet under the pervisyouns of Sexynn Too CD uf the artickels, the eter- ney got evrything in site an then sum.
 Reed ehis sexshun demandit B. Arlow.
 Sexshun Too CD uf the artick- els wur red by the Sek Ep Ahants.
 Sek. Too CD
 G. Bilhed is nearby kreated, an is, Kopperashun eterny fur the sitty uf Ebersin, an is 2 hoal aw- ifs fur 2 yere, (pervided he doant dye) an is to be paid owt uf the fust mummy in the Treshery in ma.er an foarm as follers 2 wit: Foar dollers a week in advans. @ Bord at taverns freq inkludin rune, lites, water, fewel an fyar wud. (3) 25 pur sent uf awl fyues assest. (4) 25 pur sent ut awl fynes kolleckted. (5) 25 pur sent uf awl kaises persekuted by him. Co 25 pur sent uf awl ar ests by the Marshil. It is fur ther purvided thet in cais enny part of the eterny fea air not pade by the prisuer the Marshil shal at wunst put sed prisner in the kallyboost au draw his warrint on the treshur fur sed amount.
 Whu ever heerd uf sech feas, sed Willy Bil. The eterny gets awl an then talks 50 pur sent moar then the sitty glts! Whur dug the sitty git enny thing, ses he? Hit air infunnel owtraij! I muv a moshun too skawsh the hoa. shutin maichl Ses Willy Bil.
 At this junkture, c. Bilhead, he with sweat smyles spreddin over his fair ris an ses; "A laber- CT is wurthy uf his hyre." Ime Kopperashun eterny an hits hard wurk fur man with enny conshens, ses he. Awl larj touns haf a sexshun in thare artickels lyk this, tharz Meaner an Wix an Dyle an Durx, tha rage graft sums outside uf' fynes. Tacks the elecksrick lie plant, the telly- foan an awl sich. ses he. Then thare is yore rale rode runnin from the sitty by Willy Bil's farm, Gillum Springs, too Dyle and too Durx an thens by Ft. Login, too Long Kirk an Sugeer Kirk back too Eberson sitty--the whischt air dyvishun pint thet can't newer be muved, then owr spurr akonnectin with the Meaner and Hot Springs rale rode, at UT ueer B. Thomson, his barn, an back agin. An then G. Bilhed. in lomd feerce fnan uf vols hollered