The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

una ne IS der man sne ioves.~
Don't be excited. You vhas mis-
took. Your wife don't love dot board.
cr one leetle bit"
"Do you tell me so7 Den who vhas
der MANI"
"Be quiet und don't shump around.
Der stars tell me dot you don't give
your wife money for a summer hat
und a white suit"
''VhelI. dot vhas so. like her to
wear out her old ones first. same ash
do. My straw hat vhas three years
old"
But yor can't make women wear
old clothes. Dey must keep oop init
der styles. You believe dot your wife
loves your star boarder. If you 20
home und give her $40 for new clothes
you shall see"
"Shall l see dot she don't care for
him?
you shall see dot she even likes to
have him leave der house II you can
make It $40 It vhas all der better"
"I'll make II fiftyp' he says ash be
runs AWAY NIT a joyous smile on his
face.
Helps Man OF Sixty.
Den II vhas man sixty years old
dot comes In. He brings some shoes
for cement patches, und he speaks
about Taft und der weather for flve
minutes before he says:
"Of course you can't, tell fortunes.
Nobody can. It vhas all humbug.
don't come In because of dot, but be-
Ing ] vhas here you can make some
fools of me-"
you lose you wife some years ago."
says ash look into his hand.
"VheIl?"
"You vhas not too old to marry
again, und you vhas lonesome"
"yhellT
"vbell. you pick out woman, but
you can't say she vhill marry you. You
vhas troubled about It. vhas dot some
humbugsT'
"No-o-o, but you guessed at It."
81 tell you like der stars tell me.
DO you vhant some moreY
"Yes; go on"
"vhell, she vhas der right woman
for you. Ask her TO marry you und
you shall be a happy man. Der stars
tell me So und 1t must be So"
"Um. um. Cobbler. you fix oop desc
shoes, and bring You some more. IL
somebody sees me come I'm or go out Of
here You needn't say dot you told my
fortune"
"of course not. ! say dot we talk
about real estate"
Den comes in girl Of eighteen. she
has shoes. Two weeks before | see
her on der car NIT young feller, und
l took notice of him.
ut vos so funny dot you tell for
tunes" she says, NIT a laugh.
"Yes. but vhas born dot vhay und
can't help It."
"Of course / shan't belief anything
you tell me, but just for fun you can
go ahead. If mother knew 1 came
here she would give me an awful
scoldlng"
But your mother cannot control the
stars. ] see in your hand dot you vhas
In love NIT young man"
ooh, Hans. how slllyw alf
"He has black hair und eyes und
some gold In his teeth. He vhas good
looking. He vhas poor now, but some
day he vbill be a rich man. You love
him. und he loves you, but he don't
say SO yet"
But vhill he say so" she asks.
"In little time. Some evenings
when you sit In der park by der moon
light he vhill tell you of his love"
"0h, Hansw
"Und you vhill give him your heart"
"You are foolingw
der stars never fool. 1t shall be
ash say"
But IL mother comes In here you
won't say a word to her."
Der stars give nobody avhay."
More ash one dozen odder peoples
come dot day und vhas pleased, und
when night comes und dot leetle Ger.
man tailor looks in und sees all der
shoes TO be fixed he gets mad und says
do you call dot human nature?
Why. dot vhas only some confidence
gamesw