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The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26

Mrs K. X. Wilson is confined to
the house with the prevailing dis
temper.
We are glad to see George w.
Brown out on the street again after
few days illness.
Lester Worthley has been con-
fined to the house this week nurs-
ing a vaccinated arm.
Beatrice Howard of White River
Junction, arrived in town Wednes-
day afternoon to visit her grand
mother, Mrs. Asa Pickett.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Hale and
Miss Adine Hale of Wells River
spent the day Wednesday with Mr..
and Mrs w. G. Johnson.
The West Bradford church held
a social at the home Of w. NJ. Mer-
rill last Friday evening. A number
from Grace church also attended.
Editor and Mrs. Parker are spend
ing this week in Portland Ore, and
Seattle, Wash. leaving the latter
point for Victoria and Vancouver,
B. C. next Tuesday. -
Tonight Naomi Rebekah Lodge
will have as guests at their imitation
members of the lodges at Lisbon,
Woodsville and Wells River. A
supper will be served the guests
during the evening.
Miss Edith Bruce Jones, left, on
Monday morning,to spend the week
with Mrs. E. A. Stanley and Mrs M.
H. Moody at Waterbury, and with
Mrs Whitelaw, at Wells River.
Mrs. George NJ McIntire and
baby who have been spending Sc
veral weeks with her parents, Rev.
DR.. and Mrs. Stahl returned to their
home in Delaware City, Wednesday
The Order of the Eastern Star
gave an informal party to the Spin
sters and invited guests, on Monday
evening. The evening passed with
games and forfeits which were good
fun. Light refreshments were serv-
ed at the close.
Last week Tuesday the voters of
the town of Brookline, Mass. held
their election. 1t was a hot contest
but the old Board was reelected by
strong majorities. Mr. William
Craig was member of this re-elect-
ed Board, and he polled the strong
est vote of any of its members
After so hot a contest this is vindi-
cation, certainly. We know moth
ing about the other members, but
as far as Mr. Craig is concerned We
know that be is deserving of all the
trust Ieposed in hlm by the citizens
of his adopted town.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26
RICH RED BLOOD.
You Will Never Have 1t as Long
as You Have Dyspepsia

gu VIII never have 1t as Long
as You Have Dyspepsia
Just as long as you have dys-
pepsia your food will not properly
digest and the nutritious elements
in the food will not be extracted
or absorbed, and impoverished or
watery blood will follow.
This condition may not be ap-
parent atfirst, but it will come
just as sure as the sun will rise
again.
Any stomach ailment, including
all forms of indigestion, can be
promptly cured by using Mi-o-na
tablets, a scientific treatment un-
surpassed.
1t stops fermentation, belching
of gas and taste of sour food al
most at once.
The mighty power of Mi-o-na to
invigorate and restore the stom-
ach to perfect condition is known
everywhere.
Mi-o-na cures by building up
by banishing the cause. For thin
people it is a great flesh builder,
because it causes the stomach to
give more and purer nutrition to
the blood. 1t cures sea and car
sickness and vomiting of pregnan-
cy almost Immediately. J. M. Tay-
lor sells Mi-o-na for so cents a
large box, and guarantees it to
cureor money back.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26
e BRADFORD
,oeoeooooooe eoooeoeoooo

Gerald Hardy has been quite Sc.
riously i'll for the past few days.
Miss Worcester of Barre is visit
ing her sister, Mrs. John Slater.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs
E. |. Duff on Wednesday evening
w. S. Smalley has been quite i'll
with gastralgia, but is now on the
gain.
The Primary school closed to-
day for the Easter vacation of two
weeks.
Miss Jennie Gray has been con-
fined to the house with tonsilitis
this week.
Earl Dearborn of White River
Junction was in town a few hours
Wednesday.
Charles Haskins was out of
school the first of the week with a
severe cold.
f. X. Prescott, who has been Sc
riously i'll with the grip for several
udNSs II lillDION ulEs
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Weeks of Or
ford have moved TO the Smalley
farm to help carry it on.
Mrs. II. I. johnson left Wednes-
day to visit her brother, DR.. +. X.
Burbeck at Salem, Mass.
A number of young people drove
to East Corinth last week Thursday
night to see the Senior plays.
Moses G.. Flanders is in Brattle-
boro this week, being called there
for jury duty at the U. S. court.
Meryl Robshaw has been con-
fined to the house this week with
one Of the severe colds, going the
rounds.
Spring has come" for we are re-
liably informed that robins are
singing in the tree tops. They are
welcome visitors.
c. c. Bagley, Jr, left Tuesday
evening to visit his aunt, Mrs. FL
mer Libbey at Rutland and Ross
F. Howe at Burlington.
II viii interest the friends Of
Sawyer to know that he
has been granted a pension of SIS
per month from February l3, 1909. {
Rev. DIR. n. +. Stahl was able to 4
occupy his pulpit Sunday morning, I
and his health has shown consider /
able improvement during the week. /
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Z. Libbey and 1
John Of Woodsville are spending a
'ew days with Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. /
Libbey and Mr.. and Mrs. T. j.
Albee.
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Mrs. C. H. Curtis has been away
to market, this week.
F. X. Clement is confined to thu
house with an attack of the grip.
F. L. Follanby of Guildhall visiteC
his sister Mrs. T. A. Chase, Monday
Charles Parker, of Montpelier
spent Sunday with friends in tow
A daughter was born to Mr.. anC
Mrs. C. o. Davis, Saturday, Marcf
Goth.
Mrs. Jessie Howes left on Tues
day morning to visit friends in Bos
ton.
Miss Abbie Albee spent Sunday
with Miss Annie Allen at st. Johns,
bury.
Mrs. Harriette George spent the
day recently with Mrs. Robert EN-,
erson.
Miss Melissa Moore, of Barre, spent
Sunday with her sister, Miss Ella
Moore.
Sanford B. Hooker was up from
Dartmouth to spend Sunday with
his parents.
A. p. Chase has SO far recovered
from his injury that he is able to be
out of doors.
Miss Genevieve Dow of Boston,
spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs,
p. s. Hcolcr.
Miss Beth Renfrew of Newbury
spent Sunday with her cousin, Miss
Bertha Renfrew.
Miss Bernice Colby, of Washing
ton, spent the day, Saturday, with
Mrs. H. E. Slack.
Dorothy Conant has been conf
ned to the house this week with one
of the epidemic colds.
VIM. A. Libbey spent the day,
Tuesday, with his sister, Mrs. Ellen
Webster, in Lisbon, N. H.
Hon. A. E. Sleeper of Bad Axe,
Mich, spent, Sunday, with his
mother Mrs. j. E. Sleeper.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. w. Chase of Han
over spent Sunday with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. S. W. Davis.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Z. Batchelder,
who have been visiting at West
Somerville, have returned home.
Mrs. A. E. Hale returned on
Monday night from Boston where
she has been spending few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. w. Lowd of
Bellows Falls are spending this week
with his sister Mrs. w. H. Robshaw
Mr.. and Mrs. o. F. Sisco are
spending a week with friends and
relatives at Newport, North and
South Troy.
Mrs. H. E. Patrick of st. Johns
bury was in town, Monday, COM
pleting arrangements for opening
her millinery store.
Mrs. E. E. Rugg was called to
Oakville, Conn, the latter part of
last week, by the serious illness of
her sister, Miss Angie Bellville.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26
INFORMAL GATHERING AT
GRACE CHURCH.

Thursday, the 18th, being the
pastors birthday, a number of the
members of Grace church conceived
the idea of making the mid-week
meeting on that evening banner
meeting for attendance and turn it
into a surprise party for Mr.. Legg
at the end. The plans were well
carried out, there being about one
hundred present. After the meeting
Mr.. L. J. Heath extended the greet
i ing of the church to the pastor and
Wesley Taylor was prompt in pre-
senting the pastor a birthday bou-
quet of carnations. The "After
Meeting" was informal, although a
short program had been arranged.
Mrs. Hooker sang a solo, Mrs. Cum
mings and Miss Cove gave a duet
and Alden Martin gave a violin Sc
lection, Miss Garfat also read an APP
propriate selection. Light refresh
ments were served and the company
enjoyed the affair as much as did
the one in whose honor it was given
Miss Doty read the following origin
al poem, written for the occasion by
Miss Frances NJ. Woodwork.
Please accept this little token
OF our friendship and good will
and if words remain unspoken
Hearts will give you greetings still
'Tis, as nea4' '-wws.-c Is VI. A .,&uIe,
One for every natal day;
You shall have one that IS bigger
when you have grown old and gray
For each year will add another
to the blossoms that we bring
take them, pastor, friend and brother
faithful servent of the King
We will bide the time, contented
When to conference you go
Other claims may be presented
Bradford holds first mortgage
So hands off, all other churchesl
Don't come around to make fuss
If the Bishop knows his business
He will send you back to us
The annual school report has just
been issued from this office.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Shearer moved
into what is known as the Miss
Muchmore place this week.
Miss Ethel Fits, who is teaching
in Woodstock, has been visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Fits.
Mrs. Nelson Worthley is confined
to her bed with rheumatic fever but
she is reported as gaining at this
writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Hartley of
Pompanoosuc spent Sunday with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
S. Taylor.
The Rebekahs will give a public
whist party in Odd Fellows Hall
next Wednesday evening at eight
o'clock. Light refreshments will be
Admission 10 cents. Ev-
cordially invited.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26

The papers of Saturday noted the
death of DR.. Pearsons at Pasadena,
Calf. Monday the report was shown
to be false, He was stricken with
heart disease, but he has rallied un-
til his condition is not considered
dangerous, although absolute rest is
imperative.
Tomorrow evening the fifteenth
annual meeting of the Buffalo So
ciety of Vermonters will be held.
Charles H. Spooner. President of
Norwich University, will be Che
principal speaker. On the execu-
tive committee of this society are
found the names of Charles c.
Farnham of Bradford and John H.
Clogston of Thetford,
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26
CONGREGATIONAL
IOTTJNGS REV. N. F. STAHL, DID
PASTOR.

The pastor will preach at the
morning service and he hopes to be
able to give a sermon at the even
ing service also,
Sunday school at noon.
Christian Endeavor on Tuesday
evening at 7:30.
The mid week prayer service will
be held on Thursday evening at
7:30.
The secretary of our Woman's
Union, Miss Alice Bacon has receiv-
ed a letter from Mrs. J. T. Cox of
the Albany Normal School, Georgia
asking if we would send a barrel of
clothing, as last year, she especially
urged the need of sheets for single
beds. Will those who are willing
to contribute any article of clothing
or sheets, send the same to the
church vestry, as soon as possible.
Please look over your closets and
see if they do not contain something
you can spare.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26
Special Announcements.

Obituary Notices and Resolutions, cents
per line. Reading Notices under Special
Announcement 10 cents a line, each inser-
ton; among locals, go cents. Gard of
Thanks, so cents.
All purely business notices published In
our reading columns, and all advertise
ments of church, Sunjay-schOOl and other
fairs, excursions, ETC., where money is ex-
pected to be realized, will be charged for
sC our regular rates. Editorial notices of
-.~h " fairs will be published free.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26

The annual meeting of the Brad
ford Cemetery Association will be
held at the office of David S.
Conant, in Bradford, Vermont, on
Tuesday, the sixth day of April
A. n. 1909, at 2 o'clock p, m, to act
upon the following articles, viz. /:
Art. 1. To hear and act upon re-
ports of the officers of the Asso
citation.
Art. II. To elect two trustees for
three years and one to fill vacan-
cy for one year.
Art. III. To elect three auditors
for year ensuing.
Art. ". To transact such other
business as may legally come be-
fore the meeting.
FREDERICK FLETCHER,
25-26 President.
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Girls Wanted, to stitch overalls
coats and pants on power machines
Steady work and good pay.
H. w. Carter & Sons,
24-27 Lebanon, n. H.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26

For Sale, R. C. Rhode Island
Red eggs for Matching, price SOC.
per setting. Harold Slack, Brad
ford. Vt. 24-26
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Sprinkle Aliens Foot Ease in one shoe and moi
in the other, and notice the difference. just the
thing to when Tubbers overshoes become
necessary, and your shoes seem to pinch. Solo
Everywhere, 25c Don't accept any substitute.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26

A CARD.
We the undersigned do hereb, agree
TO refund the money on a fifty cent bot
tie of Greene's Warranted Syrup Of
Tar if it fails to cure your cough OF
cold, We also guarantee a twenty-five
cent bottle to prove satisfactory or mon
ey refundd-
CUNINGHAM's PHARMACY,
w, II. Buck
RoBIE & AMEs,
a. H.COLToN,
b. w. ABBOT.
+. p. GEORGE.
a. w. JAoUTTH'
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26

A farm to rent. For particulars
inquire of Mrs. M. A.. McIndoe,
Fairlee, Vt.
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FOR SALE

The home place, formerly oc-
cupied by George R. Andross
late of Bradford, deceased, all
modern improvements, ,includ-
ing Furnace, bathroom and ell
ectric lights, good barn, I Ia
acres of land. Sold to settle
estate. DAVID S. CONANT En-.
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FOR SALE

Eggs for Matching, from Pure Bred
Columbian Wyondotte, Bard Ply
mouth Rock, Buff P. Rock, Brown
Leghorn and Spangle Hamburg.
N. R. DOE, BRADFORD, VT.
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Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children
used by Mother Gray a nurse in ChiIdren's Home
New York, Break up a Cold in "a hours Few
Disorders, and Destroy Worms. At all druggists
25c Sample mailed FREE. Allen S. Olmsted
LEROY n Y
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WANTED-Single Man for general
farm work. Ok Teamster.
F. G. CLINE, South Newbury, VT.

Full blood White Wyandotte eggs
for settings, SOC. per setting.
w. G.. Johnson.
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Mrs. B. +. Hutchins and son Ar
mold are Ill with the prevailing ep
eidmic.
Grandma" Smith, who has been
in at the home Of her daughter,
Mrs. r. B. Edwards, with a nerv-
Gus breakdown, remains about the
same.
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Wells River Savings Bank,
WELLS RIVER, VT.
DEPOSITS S7o5,257.o5

Persons living out of town may
send deposits by Bank Draft Check
Postoffice Order "r Express and
deposit book will be returned by
mail. All correspondence should
be addressed and drafts made pay
able to the Wells River Savings
Bank.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1909-03-26
BRADFORD OLD ESTABLISHED BARBER SHOP

Hair cutting, Shaving and ShamPooing
,veciaIty. We also sharpen razors and shears.
II. E. PRESCOTT, Propr.
stevens Block.
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FROM THE PHILIPPINES.

COAST GUARD, SIS, PoLILLIo, OFF
CAGAYAN, MINDANIO. p. l.,
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
NO CHANCE FOR HIM TO REST
OVerWorked Farm Servant Wouldn't
Believe in the Possibility, Even
in Heaven.

Not long since, in a village in the
north of Scotland, the parish minister
meeting farm servant who is a mem
Der of his flock, the following conver.
satiOn ensued:
Parish Minister-Well, John, and
how are things doing with you? /
hope you are keeping well.
Farm Servant-Hech. sir, it's hard
work l hae to dae; nae rest from
morn tae NIGHT: work an work an no
a minutes peace for me.
Parish Minister-WeIl, John, we
must all do our share in the work of
this world. Remember, it is only the
preparation for a better world, where
there will be no more work to be
done.
Farm SeTvant-Weel, sir, that may
be for the likes O. you; but I'm no
sac sure that there will be naething
for me to dae in the other world. II
will be the same thing there, and I'll
De told, John, clean the sun; John,
hang DOT the moon; John, light the
stars and so on. I've nae doubt
they'll find something for me to do.
unlucky man that | am.
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
The Child as an Asset.

There is undoubtedly a very grave
problem connected with the birth rate.
The church in past times furnished a
religious motive for large families, and
this tended to counteract the natural
tendency of the birth rate to decline
from economic causes as the period of
infancy came to be prolonged in an
advancing civilization, says a writer
in the Springfield (Mass.) Republican.
II the religious motive be DESTROYED,
the economic forces making for fewer
children must enjoy freer scope, and
as the cost Of living rises and the
financial burden of rearing and edu-
eating children through a long series
Of years becomes heavier for the aver
age parent to bear the scare over race
suicide is likely to be the more pro-
nounced. Making the child, however.
once more a pecuniary asset of the
parents at tender age would be sui
cidal to civilization itself.
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
Misplaced.

A young mother has Just been deep
ly shocked as the result OF her at
tempted religious instruction to her
hve-year-old daughter The vehicle Sc
lected as her favorite illustration in
these teachings was a picture of the
Madonna and Child" in the library
wall. What she actually succeeded in
fixing IN the youngsters brain was
that the supreme being whose picture
hung before them was strictly a resi-
dent of churches and ever to be spok-
en- of with bated breath.
So much accomplished, the child
was taken on a shopping expedition.
Scarcely were they across the thresh-
old before the young mother was
brought to a crimEon-faced standstiIl
by her little daughters horrifed whis-
per: "Oh, mammal" as she pointed
to a counter full of pictures, What
is God doing in the ten-cent store?"
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
KEEP LANGUAGE AND CUSTOMS
Dutch impress Clearly Visible Among
Inhabitants of Old Villages
Up the Hudson.

Dutch language and customs still
prevail to a surprising extent in the
old villages up the Hudson, according
to Peter G. Barker of Buffalo, N. Y.
'The modern housekeeper from the
city" said Mr.. Barker, who takes a
picturesque dwelling, built about 1880,
for summer home, is confronted by
some bewildering conditions. First
among these are words of one pronun-
citation in Dutch and English, but of
totally different meaning. For in.
stance, her help obtained from the
village viii probably glance about the
kitchen after finishing her mornings
work, and chant in a sing-song that
might be pointed of thus: I amt
done no wOrk-what meant TO do
this mawnin'-yet. An'-TI JUS file
up the kitchen floor. To the mistress
surprise the file proves to be mop.
file being old Dutch for any bit Of
cloth used for cleaning, from a wash
cloth to a floor cloth.
Another evidence of descent is the
use made of water. The old houses
were invariably located where adVan-
tage might be taken of a running
stream, no matter how small. At a
point near the kitchen door this was
damned, water wheel inserted, and
power obtained for the churn or turn
spit. To-day this power equals mo-
tor for running an ice-cream freezer,
a sewing machine, an egg beater or a
coffee mill"
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
WHAT SHE WAS WAITING FOR
Flat DweIler's Passing On of Dlscom-
fort She Endured Had Method
Behind IL.

The fat dweller hardly recognized
the janitor, he was so polite, so mod
est so self-efIacing, as 1t were, as he
stood at the door, his hat in his hand.
rs your kitchen still leaking?" he
asked her softly.
Still leaking!" she replied with
scorn. It has been leaking a year,
ever since she moved upstairs.
MAY come in and look at it?" still
more softly asked the janitor.
She opened the door wide. He en-
tered. He stood in the kitchen, look
ing up at the ceiling, at several holes
through which the water came patter-
ing, at the disfiguTing splotches made
by the leaks that had been leaking a
year.
1T does leak, doesn't it?" he
queried.
1t was too much. The fat dweller
went to washing her breakfast dishes
left over in the sink.
Would you like large tub?" asked
the janitor presently. when he OBJ
served that some of the leaks splashed
on the floor. Because the water is
going into the next floor and spelling
the ceiling there"
mo, thank you," answered the fat
dweller politely, still at her dishes. 81
am leaving it like that purposely. I've
stood it year. If the people below
have to stand 1t for another year may
be they'll make you mend the roof"
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
TERMS USED IN WALL STREET
Up-to-Date Meaning of investment,
Margin Trading, Gambling and
Sure Thing.

If man buys $4,000 worth OF
bonds, pays the money for them, locks
them up in his safe-deposit box and
waits for the interest. that is making
an investment, says Lippincott's Mag
azine
If he orders $4,000 worth of bonds
bought for his account, puts up $1,000
as collateral and then sits around for
the bonds to go up, that is trading on
a margin.
If he meets a pretty girl, falls In
love with her, finds out that she has
S1,000,00O in her own right, gets wit
nesses to prove that she has a fine
disposition and is a good housekeep-
er; in short, gathers all the evidence
beforehand that she will make an
ideal wife, why, that is gambling.
If he enters politics from disinter-
ested motives, sees a rotten condition,
makes up his mind to reform it,
makes no compromises with anybody,
stands on his merit, fights an honest
fight, wins, puts his reform through
and then sits around and waits to see
it become a permanent one-that's
speculation.
II he maTTies a poor girl and she
dies and leaves him with four chill
dren, and he marries another poor
girl and she dies and leaves him with
four children, and he marries another
poor girl and she dies and leaves him
with four children, and then the chill
dren grow up and he calls them to.
gether in his old age and says:
Don't worry, boys and girlsl When
l was young l was cute enough to
save up some cash so that could
take care of myself all right without
calling on you. Now, don't need
any Of you, so you can all run right
along and be good"-that's a sure
thing.
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
GALBRAITH CHURCH

The quarterly conference OF the
A. NJ. z. Zion Church took place last
evening in Galbraith Church. DIR.
Blalock of Harrisburg, Pa, presided.
Tomorrow morning at eleven o'clock
in Galbraith Church, DR. .Blalock will
preach a special sermon and at 8 P,
NJ. DR.. S. L. Corrothers will preach.
Monday evening there will be a
union service of all the Zion people
IN the District OF Columbia, on which
in the District of Columbia on which
choir of the Metropolitan lion, Prof.
!. T. Newman, leader, will furnish
the music.
DR.. s. L. CorrOthers has extended
an invitation to all of the Methodist
bodies in the District to Confer
ence, which is to take place the sec
ond week in next month in Galbraith
Church. Dr.Corrothers is alive to the
interest of the people and there IS no
doubt that this meeting will be large
ly attended.
The Washington bee., 1909-10-23
To Drive Dull Care Awav-

What! dull, when you do not know
what gives its loveliness of form to
the lily. its depth Of color to the
violet, its fragrance to the rose; when
you do not know in what consists the
venom OF the adder, any more than
you can initiate the glad movements
Of the dove. What! dull, when earth.
air and water are all alike mysteries
to you, and when as you stretch out
your hand you do not touch anything
the properties Of which you have
mastered; while all the time nature is
inviting you to talk earnestly with
her, to subdue her and to be blessed
by her! Go away, man: learn some
thing, do something, understand some
thing, and let me hear no more OF
your dullness!-Sir Arthur Helps.