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Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22

He lived at 2sOS T street, The funeral is
to be held at 2 p. IN. Sunday. He was Il
resident of South Omaha for twenty-five
years. He was a laborer of German ma
tionaIity. The German orders will have
charge of the funeral service. The burial
will be in Laurel Hill cemetery.
The child of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Hawk
ms died yesterday and the funeral will BE-
held this afternoon at 2 o'clock. The inter-
ment will be in Laurel Hill cemetery.
Matte Hall, the 1-year-old daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. oliver Hall, 1853 South Twenty
ninth street. died yesterday. The funeral
will be this morning at 10 o'clock from st.
Clements mission.
Ina Roberts. aged s years, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. q. S. Roberts, 1915 North
Twenty-sixth street, died after an illness
of eight months yesterday morning. The
funeral will be held at 2 p. m. Saturday.
Rev. George Van Wrinkle will have charge
OF the services. The burial will be in
Laurel Hill cemetery.
Blanche Benak. daughter of Frank Benak
died Thursday. The funeral is to be held
at p m. today. The residence of the
family is 200 South Twentieth.
Thelma Alden, aged 4 years. daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. William Alden. Twenty-sixtn
and Harrison, died Thursday. The funeral
will be at 2:SO p. m. today. The interment
il at Bellevue cemetery.
Kaula Kacsm, ar infant of a few days
whose parents live at SOSl r, died Wednes-
day evening and was buried yesterday.
Magic City Gossip.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Kubat are rejoicing
over the birth of a son.
letters Gold Top Beer delivered to any
part Of the city. Telephone No. 8.
The South Omaha Country club will play
the Diamond team OF Omaha Saturday aft
ernoon at the club grounds
John Laughlin left last night for Seattle
Wash, where he expects to locate perma'
nently If he finds an opening.
Inquiries are made daily concerning the
tennis tournament of the early season
Places will be drawn Sunday at about 2:S
p. m.
The store of Albert GaXZinski. 6l3 NORTH
Thirty-second burned, with a total loss
yesterday evening. The loss was estimated
at $1,000. He has $500 insurance on thu
store and 500 on the stock.
A rally meeting will be held Saturday a
the new Christian church at s p. m. F. NJ
Rains will speak Sunday at 1890 a. m
This is the first service In the dedication
OF the new structure. A union congratula'
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
Campbell Bros. Monday.

The street parade that will be given here
Monday at 10 a. m. by the Campbell Broth
ers' Consolidated Shows will be a brilliant
spectacle. consisting, as it does, of hun
dreds OF high-spirited horses with their
natty trimmings, South American Gauchos
and Australian boomerang throwers,
bright-eyed senoritas from Mexico, desert
born Bedouin Arabs, Japanese athletes
and Hindoo fakirs, detachments Of cavalry
troopers OF many flags, master borsemen
OF the universe: Mexican, Indian and
American bands and strange oriental
music. OF many nations, funny clowns with
their funny mules and ponies and the MAJ
nificent cages containing the wild beasts
Of the desert and trained animals. In fact
It is a parade that is in itself a grand and
beautiful show. Everyone be sure and see
It at 10 a. m.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22

tory service will be held Sunday at 8 p. /.
Rev. f. M. Rains is from Cincinnati. o. He
will speak at all the services.
owen o'Malley was considerably shaken
up and bruised by being thrown out of his
buggy On the . street viaduct Wednesday
night. He Is not thought to be permanently
injured. A street car struck his rig,
The teachers committee OF the Board of
Education met last evening to consider the
new candidates to the teaching force and
to discuss the employment of the several
~Janitors The board will meet next Monday
evening in special session.
we place on sale g lot OF odds and ends
In boys and young mems suits, ages IL
TO 20, which formerly sold for from 800
to $3.50, sale price, S.9S. A baseball and
bat free will every suit. Mems under
wear, regulation SOC article, in salmon and
also natural balbriggan color. sale price
35c. sc fancy aus Isle hose. in ten
different colors, sale price. 2 pairs for 25c.
Splendid line Of mems suits, prices $1,000,
$3.50, $500. $500 and 5000. On every one
of them we can save you from rs to 3S
per cent. A coat hanger and pair of
s~uspenders free with every suit. We are
agents in South Omaha for the following
brands of fine shirts: Manchester and
Monarch, which are 800; Manhattan and
Savoy, which are $50; beautiful patterns
TO select from. Nebraska Shoe & Clothing
House, corner 18th & N SITS, South Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
BOYS NATURE STUDY CLUB
Young Mems Christian Association
VIII Again This
Popular Feature

Last years popular nature study club,
conducted by the educational department
OF the Young Mems Christian association
for boys between IL and Is years of age, is
to be conducted again this summer begin
ming June q, the Monday following the
close OF the public schools, and continuing
for three weeks. The announcement OF
the organization of the class has just been
made by Educational Director Miller of
the association. Nine applications for en-
rollment have already been received.
Prof. F. d. Barker of the University of
Nebraska biological department, who con-
Quoted the class last summer, will be in
charge again. He was in the city Thurs
day laying plans to make the undertaking
even a greater success than it was last
year.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22

prescribed district, was raided by the po-
lice Friday morning on complaint OF neigh
bors. Five men and women were arrested.
w. NJ. and Belle Perry are charged with
keeping a disorderly house at 1918 Ohio
street. and e. Livingstone. Minnie johnson
and Mabel Jackson are charged with being
inmates. Sergeants Sigwsrt and Samuel
son and Officer Cooper made the arrests.
Cor plants have been filed and the case is
set for hearing Saturday morning in police
court.
Wishes It Were not Human to Err
People will make mistakes, you know.
None of us is proof against it. But there
is. at least one man who wishes he were,
for he is locked up in Jail just for making
a little mistake, viii Carman, Twelfth and
Davenport streets. is sure he made no mis-
take in stealing a case of empty bottles
from Goldsmith saloon at Ninth and
Capitol avenue; he realizes now that the
mistake was in trying to sell the bottles
back TO Goldsmith. When he attempted to
do so, Carman had only a few minutes OF
liberty before he found himself behind the
bars, this time Of a Jail, not a saloon.
Thirteen 10 sure a Hoodoo-Number 10
proved a hoodoo for George Seibert, &lS
Douglas streets, Thursday night. About
10 minutes before 8 O'Clock he arrived al
the police station in company of an officer
who had taken charge of him after Patrol.
man Dudley arrested the man for prowlinl
around the telephone exchange, Eighteenth
and Douglas streets. Sure as fate. that Il
bobbed up again, Seibert's name being tn,
thirteenth to be honored with a place OF
the jail record that day. Then Just Il
help the fun along Judge Crawford gave
Seibert a sentence the next morning tina
will keep him In jail for exactly thirteen
days.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
The Great Success

attending our sale of Mems Spring Suits at S1L75
exceeds even our own expectations.
We could not ask for more conclusive proof
as to the appreciation of Omaha men when com
fronted with such "unheard Of values.
Despite the great number of suits sold last SAT-
urday the stock is remarkably complete and the
assortment unusually extensive.
To make this sale equally successful, we have
added several hundred suits. which arrived too late
for last weeks sale.l
Consequently you will find the variety almost
as great and the values technically as good as were
offered last Saturday,.
These are without question the finest suits
ever shown at S18, $40 and SIS,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
HSvs Root Print II.

AaN5 Soob EEAhs Ae
Art Craft stlvsr-Edholm, Jeweler.
Omaha Electrical Works rent motors.
Rudolph r. swobodG, public accountant
Rinehart, photographer, 18TH & Farnam.
Hsyn. photo. removed to 18Th & Howard
R~smovGl-Dr. Hahn now at 212b Douglas.
n. b. Combs, optical business. 1890
Douglas street. Examination free.
Equitable Life-Policies. sight drafts at
maturity. II. d. Nicely. manager. Omaha.
Keep your money and valuables in the
American safe Deposit vaults in The Bee
building, boxes rent from 81 to SIS.
There Are several ways Of saving-The
Nebraska Savings and Loan association
way, and others, Our way pays 8 pei
cent Board OF Trade building.
Detectives Look for aobbsrs-Reports
by four men that they were robbed In tn,
Third ward Thursday night are keeping
the detectives busy srresting suspected
women. A number have already beer
,placed in jail and are being held as sus
2picious characters. All the larcenies wer'
for small amounts.
Howard Provo IL AoduItted-Howarc
Provo is again a free mbn. the fedora
petit jury having acquitted him of tn
charge OF ribbing the postoffice at Walt
HIN last fall. The case went to the jur!
shortly before noon, and after being gu
about an hour the jury returned with
verdict of not guilty.
Omaha Bal Saturday RiGht-The reg6
lar quarterly meeting OF tine Omaha ia
association will be held in the Commercia
club rooms Saturday evening, beginning a
S o'clock. The present method OF drawin
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
Breakfast Sense
Overloaded Stomachs Make Poor
Workmen.

Health is a state OF normal. spiritual,
mental and physical function, II has a
definite physical symptom. the chemical
equilibrium OF the blood and organic se-
cretions.
That is the assertion OF authority. With
the stomach overloaded with food that
sours and Is hard 10 digest. the blood Is
loaded whit the sour acids and gases. the
headaches. the nerves are shattered,
bowels disordered. and IN health reigns
supreme.
Can one be pleasant, industrious, cap
able in such condition. This remedy is sim
ple-wholesome food. open air exercise and
right thinking. Often the right kind OF
breakfast means a splendid days work
with head and heart and hand.
a bad breakfast means a day OF nasty
temper and unsatisfactory results. Start
the day right with ETC Corn Flakes OF
Egg-O-See Wheat Flakes served with good
milk or cream. Always ready to serve
crisp and delicious. II YOU haven't al
ready eaten them-you've missed something
~good-order today and you'n not regret II
Remember it is only the famous EGO
See process that makes &c Corn Flakes
snd Egg-o-see Wheat Flakes so delicious
and heAlthhuL
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
Girls Climb Rope
at High School
Athletic Young Women Do All Sorts
of Feats Before Amazed Eyes
Of Parents.

Omaha high school girls climbed ropes,
straddled the horse and did other athletic
fcats before several hundred If their
parents and friends yesterday afternoon.
This, the first exhibition Of the work done
by high school girls in gymnastics, was
given IN the gymnasium in the new build
ing. under the direction of Miss swartz. the
directress.
The events were arranged as follows:
Free Exercises First year class.
pumbbell D~rill-Spoond year class.
D~ances-"EIow Do You Do" and Bean
Porridge Hot
Indian Club DrilI-Third year class,
Heavy apparatus.
Indoor ball game.
A number of promotions in the schoo
regiment were announced Thursday BY
Commandant Lieutenant W. n. Haskell
They are as follows:
Captains-Claude Neavles, W. Haynes, r
C.. Mcconnell, L. Fricke.
Lieutenant-T Harmon.
S~ergeants-F. Byrd, p, Bradley. r
Thompson.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22

Your complexion as well
as your temper is rendered
miserable by a disordered
liver. By taking Chamber.
lain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets you can improve
both. They cleanse and in.
vigorate the stomach and
improve the digestion.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-05-22
Deadly Fright

possesses sufferers from lung trouble till
they learn DIR. Kings New Discovery will
help them. Soc and 500. For sale by
Beaton Drug Co.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05

pendulums, as can possibly be imag
iDed.
Its dial hands are moved by direct
impulse from the electric current
Hitherto attempts at making a self
winding clock have failed, owing tC
the complexity of the mechanism.
There is, however, practically nc
mechanism in the ordinary sense Of
the word in the Eureka clock; such
works as 1t has run on ball bearing.
large enough for a bicycle, so thai
the friction is almost nil.
The manufacture of this clock I:
restined to revive the clockmaking in
dustry, which has been taken from
England by German, Swiss and Amer
lean competitors.
Formerly England was famous fol
her clockmaking, and many an ole
dial to-day still bears the name Of
some town and clockmaker well known
in their time throughout the world.
Now, however, cheap American and
continental timepieces have taken the
place OF the native product. The City
road factory of the Eureka Clock Com
pany will produce an essentially Brit
ish article, the work of British crafts
men.
1t is further interesting to note thai
lads from orphanages are being EN-
ployed and instructed in the newly re
vived science of clockmaking.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
What Allied Dny.ey Mayme.

Daysey Mayme Appleton was read
Ing a newspaper last night when sud-
denly she gave scream and fell to
the floor in dead faint. Now, ac-
cording to the looks and tradition
Daysey Mayme tainted because she
read the announcement of an old
sweethearts marriage or death (and
1t would turn out afterward, accord
ing to the books and tradition. that he
was cousin of her old sweetheart by
the same name). But real life is so
unlike the books and tradition. Upon
being revived Daysey Mayme related
that she saw hosiery advertised for 27
cents that she had paid 35 cents for
the day before.-Atchison Globe.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
CLOCK THAT DOES NOT TICK.
Electric Timepiece Which the king
of England Inspected.

electric Timcpiece Which the King
OF England Inspected.
A clock which is absolutely silent,
30 that not the slightest ticking Is
heard, that is guaranteed to 20 for
1000 days without requiring the slight
sst human attention, and that will
keep correct time In any position
even upside down-such Is the Eu-
teka electric clock, which was submit
ted for the inspection of the king by
sigmund Kutnow. chairman OF the
Eureka Clock Company. says the Lon
Ion Express.
The simplicity and science Of the
pechanism Of the invention are re.
narkable.
This clock is an entirely new de-
parture. It Is unlike the old time
tiscs. with the weights. wheels and
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
All the Convepience..

Mr. Stoplate had showed Miss Ter
sleep all his limitations OF famous act
ors. and she had made a bluff at ap-
plauding. Then he asked. do you
think ought to go on the stage?'
"Oh you don't have to go on a stage.
" you're thinking OF going" she an
swered. I'VE are inside the city lin
Its, and an owl car goes every half
hour"
Shortly after that he went.-Cleve-
land Leader
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Bad BLOOD

Before began using Cascarets I had
a bad complexion, pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now am entirely we'll, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. 1 can truthfully say that Cascare;s
are just as advertised; 1 have taken only
two boxes of them"
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
1Oc, 25c, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The genu-
Inc tablet stamped c. Guaranteed to
cure your money back 927
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
His Experience Useful.

The prodigal son. repentant. or. al
any rate. weary. of the diet Of husks
forced upon his kind by vigilant po-
lice system, had experienced change
of heart and Joined the church. The
good sisters were discussing his desir-
ability.
But" expostulated Mr.. Straightlac ce
with fine and virtuous display OF
Righteousness. he was common
gambler-what they call a bunko steer.
err"
Isn't 1t lovely" exclaimed Mrs Up
todate. What a help he will be In
getting up our church fairs"-Phila
delphia Record
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
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A recently patented phonograph
needle, made of fiber, is claimed to
produce softer, sweeter tones than a
steel needle, and to polish the records
on which 1t Is used instead of wear.
ing them.
Chinese ink Is made by carbonizing
a mixture Of COLA or sesame OIL var.
nish and lard, and mixing the product
with gum, water and a little camphor
and musk. The ink is pressed into
molds to dry.
A two-thousand kilowatt steam tur
bine in a church in England has been
mounted on foundation which in,
cludes number Of rubber spools four
inches' in diameter by three high, to
avoid vibration.
TO save a person getting up on a
cold morning to start the kitchen fire
a Montana man has patented an at,
tachment to an alarm clock which
strikes a bundle of matches and
pushes them into a piece Of inham
mable material under the CRATE.
To prevent an explosion of dust or
gas in the event of an incandescent
globe breaking in a mine, new lamp
has been devised in which the usual
globe is inclosed in another filled
with air. Should either globe break
1t is said the air would extinguish
the carbon before it could ignite the
dust or gas.
In the Indio region of the Colorado
Desert, where the recent escape of the
Colorado River caused serious trou.
BILE, underground water has been utl,
lized for irrigating several thousand
acres Of now fertile land. Among the
products which are making this re.
claimed land rich are melons, barley,
alfalfa, oranges, grapes, sweet pota.
toes, sugar beets and dates. On the
agricultural experiment farm at Nee.
ca, In this region. rare varieties OF
dates, which have hitherto been pro.
duced only in Arabia and the oases OF
Northern Africa are now successfully
grown.
Far from being a wild plant, says
DR.. o. f. Cook, the cocoanut palm,
does not appear to thrive long away
from human beings. The idea that II
presents a perfect example Of adapta.
tion to littoral environment seems
to be delusive. The tough outer rind
popularity supposed to have been de,
veloped to afford protection against
sea water, is really to guard the nut
when 1t falls and to give it favorable
conditions for termination. The CO.
coanut appears to have originated in
an arid climate, and to have been
adapted to human needs through hui.
man agency.
"The chemical and physical labora.
tory" says DR.. ]. F. Crowell, "consti
tutes the experimental and EXPLORING
arm Of up-to-date industry" Science
has made industry and commerce
more technical, calling for higher
skill and more varied labor and tai
ent. 1t has been the chief factor In
developing industry from the handi
craft state and commerce from the
primitive forms of transportation
Science puts a premium on large scale
industry because small undertakings
cannot always afford the expense Of
maintaining experimental work. Ply
sizes, chemistry and mechanics share
the honor of having developed the
modern steel rail, weighing 1OC
pounds to the yard.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
UnanswerabIe.

Pardon me. DR.. Nextly, but II is
simply preposterous for you to want to
marry my daughter You are more
than twice as old as she is''
Il know that, Mr.. Sykes, but when
she has been preachers wife ten or
fifteen years she will look fully as old
as do o"-Chicago Tribune
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05

AS most of us know. P. T. Barnum
died but few months after his com.
petitor in the show" business, Adam
Forepaugh.
When Barnum arrived at the pearly
gates he was welcomed by Forepaugh
who exclaimed exultingly. "Well. Pete
got ahead of you this time!"
P. T. did not answer, but smiled as
he pointed to large bill posted near
the main entrance 1t read:
wait for Barnum-Coming Soon.
Success Magazine.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
DispossessedS

PA. is Ice full of gsrms?"
$50 some say"
well. what becomes Of the germs
when the leo meltsr-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journnl.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Under Certain Circumstances.

"ls 1t true DOCTOR" asked the sum.
mer girl, that eating cucumbers will
remove freckles?"
"Of course" replied DR.. Kidder, "in
certain circumstances"
Really! What circumstances"
We'll, provided the freckles are on
the cucumbers Answers.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
They Were Ton Hn.tx

Those Africans who named Mr..
Roosevelt Bwana Tumbo really ought
to see Mr.. Taft. who is a great deal
bwanier and has a tumbo twice as
large.-Uncle Remus' Magazine.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Next Best Thing.

How does your husband manage in
the winter when the automobile season
Is over?"
Fine. He takes up bowling and
tries to kill the pinboys."-Puck.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Won Her over

His wife used TO be strongly op-
posed to his playing poker and now she
likes to have him play"
Yes, he plays better than he used
to."-Houston Post.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Her Only Chance.

You must not interrupt me when !
am speaking, Ethel"
why, that's the only time I can
interrupt you, mamma" = Yonkers
Statesman
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Naturally.

II was mimicking Professor Bore
yesterday and he caught me-"
What did he say?"
Told me to stop making a fool OF
myself"-The Wasp
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Has Had Training.

Mrs. Church-You say she was a
war correspondent once?
Mrs. Gotham-Yes, she was secre-
tary of woman's club.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
A Space Filler.

The elevator in the department store
was about to start on its upward trip.
when a fleshy customer came waddling
toward 1t.
Room for three more" said the ele-
vator starter. Step inside. madam.
That will be ALL"
clip! Clip! Clip!" went his casta-
nets.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05

Congress refused United States
Commissioner of Education Browns
request for $4,000 to study a certain
phase of child life, but granted $4,000
for a scientific study of clans.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05

Aver Hair Vigor, as now made from our
new improved formula, is the latest, most
scientific, and in every way the very best
hair preparation ever placed upon the
market. For falling hair and dandruff it
is the one great medicine.
- Made by the J. @. Aver Co.. Lowell, Mass.-
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05

King Edward, when Prince of Wales,
never voted on any political question;
but he always voted for the Deceased
Wife's Sister Bill, which was a social
and not a political, matter.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05
Put to other Use.
doesn't

Crawford-So your wife doesn't
make mince pies any more?
Crabshaw-No. She uses all the
odds and ends around the house as
trimmings for her hat.-Puck.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1909-11-05

And q man may be winner even
II he doesn't win-providing he Doesn't
lose.