Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

oAS's, hlduS tuduho.
AS to the other feature OF the
CASE went on his counsel, why the
fact remains that this property owner
has been no more negligent than thou
sands of others here in Monroe. IL
there had been an ordinance. its viola
ton would have made out for you a
prlma facie case, and then, if you'd
been killed, why you could get to the
jury, and the jury would render you a
first-class verdict. But as it is"
Alderman Barnes rose. "Therell be
an ordinance" he Numbered, and
don't you forget it."
He was right Alderman Barnes was
not alderman for just nothing. He, a
property owner would take the init
aiive. AT three meetings he hammered
away at the common council, and
when at the fourth meeting, in his en-
thusiasm, he disrobed in part and ex-
hibited his bruises, and dwelt upon his
pain and suffering, the common coun-
Gil smiled behind their hands, but
caved in.
The ordinance was passed. BY its
terms it was to take effect Immediate
ly. BY its terms, no matter how
severe a snowfall, the owner of prop
erty. occupied, vacant or unimproved,
must clean his sidewalk. BY it's terms
the owner who disregarded its injunc-
ton was sibject to fine of $40
for the first offense, $25 for the Sec
ond offense, and 500 for the third
offense
And now, We'll see,' said Alderman
Barnes. And from that moment he
went up and down the city of Mon
roe like roaring, raging lion, seek
ing whom he might fall upon and de-
YOUR. I'll make this overgrown town
an upto.date city before get through
he said
Then the alderman procured blank
complaint, and filled It out against the
unknown owner of the property where
his mishap had befallen him. an in
famous person of the name and fame
Of Doe. He swore to it.
when you find him., he told po-
lice: IN appear against him. See?"
One day an officer was shown up
into his room. The officer touched
his cap.
You're wanted at the Fourth pre-
cinct, SOFT" he announced. He was
going to say more, but the alderman
hushed him up.
"1'll CO." yelled the alderman. In
feverish haste he prepared for the
journey. In feverish haste he got in
to cab that he had ordered for the
trip. a
Go on he cried to the cabby, "the
sooner we get there the better. Now"
he whispered to himself. III get even
with the owner of that property"
He could hardly wait for the cab to
stop at the station, so anxious was he
to get out He rushed into the pres,
ence of the sergeant, who glanced at
him curiously.
"Mr.. Barnes?" he queried. The al
derman nodded.
"Mr. Barnes went on the sergeant,
and there seemed to be malevOlent
tone in his voice, you are brought
here upon a charge"
ITO make a charge" corrected the
alderman
Upon a charge repeated the SER
geant, "of serious nature. You are
charged with violating the sidewalk
ordinance What have you to say?
How do you plead?"
"W-what?' roared Alderman
Barnes, me? Why, you idiot, came
here to make a charge. That's what
you sent for me for"
The sergeant smiled and his smile
was baleful Il sent for you to take
you into custody he answered, you
are arrested Mr.. Barnes
Alderman Barnes took fresh hold
on himself. He was not only disap-
pointed that they had not found the
man he was after, but he was also
chagrined that anybody should sus-
pect him of the violation Of the law
which was his own creation.
"All right, Mr.. Sergeant" he said,
with fine sarcasm oozing from every
pore, fire ahead. Who is the com
plainant against me?'
|. Here is the compliant, went on
the sergeant, you have a right to read
it, if you will"
Alderman Barnes read it-once-
twice-thrice He pinched himself to-
make sure he was not dreaming. He
glanced at the members of the force
to be sure that they were not insane.
Sergeant" he said, you must
think I'm a fool This is my com
plant, that sWore to myself"
The sergeant nodded indifferently
81 noticed be said, that the com
plainants name was Barnes. But that
don't cut any ice with us. There are
200 Barneses in Monroe. The point is
that you're Alderman Barnes and that
Alderman Barnes is the owner of lot
on Division avenue. and the owner Of
this lot violated the sidewalk ordi-
nance, and-there you are"
And then Alderman Barnes wilted--
wilted hard and fast Lord" he
groaned, I'D forgotten that l owned
any lot in Division avenue. Lord,