The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-28
sUNFLoWER PHILOSOPHY.

Don't let hope run away with your
judgment
There is absolutely nothing original
20 be said in making love.
II is always impolite TO say that a
woman. OF butter. is old.
woman can look important when
she isn't. but a man can't do H.
boy is a great deal more likely 10
OutgrOw warts than bad habits.
Don't put your friend in a position
where he must deny your request.
A man enjoys petting for a time. but
after a while he hates ii as he hates
the devil.
After a man has WHIPPED two men al
one time is the proudest moment Of
his life.
Every woman says something occa-
sionally TO make men wonder where
she learned f.
Did you ever hear OF a woman whc
tired OF society? Did YOU ever hear
OF a man who did not
An apology Is like giving charity 20
one who has seen better days-har 10
give and hard 10 accept.
Most bOres are bores because they
insist on giving their opinions about
II may not be possible for you TO be
agreeable TO some people but you can
keep away from them.
With all respect 10 the missionaries.
" no are very good PEOPLE. we never
yet saw one whom we would care 10
eat.
Not one woman in a hundred has a
nice-looking back. She either needs a
hustle or nature gave her one too
large
II girl will tell a man every rod
that he is the finest driver she ever
saw h will hitch UP and take her
riding seven times a week.
II is believed that voting will never
become popular among the women so
long as elections are held Tuesdays.
Tuesday is ironing day.
We have noticed that when ii is gen
orally said OF a man that he doesn't
work very hard ii may also be said
that he doesn't get along very well.
When a man first gets married. "
said a man today everything Is all
right Then. after he has been mar
ried a while. everything is all wrong
You hear a thousand things every
\ day that are good for you" but there
is nothing quite so good for you as a
refusal 10 worry. That's the real Sc
cret OF health and happiness.
Head note. The big pompadours
and mass Of curls are going out The
stvle now is for a girl to wear her
hair on the back Of her head project
ing out so far that she has 10 turn a
corner as cautiously as wagon haul
ing a telegraph pole.
The grumbler y a pest. Such a
man can cause dozen men an hour
to feel dissatisfied with themselves
and their surroundings. A cheerful
man IS an angel, and a grumbler a
devil
When a nan is married he wants
| to rush OF 10 a Justice OF the peace
and get through with IL as soon as
| possible. but a woman wants a church
wedding. in which all her kin follow
her 10 the altar Every time there IS a
big wedding a woman is responsible
for IT,
When photographs OF mother. as she
appeared when young. are shown the
/ children they begin 10 regard her
wrinkles and gray hairs as proof OF
fathers mean treatment, instead OF
the work OF time.
Every little while we hear II said
OF some one We'll ne got lessen
he'll not soon forget. II was disagree.
able. but IL will do him good" People
seem TO like to sec Others get these
lessons" We don't We like 10 see
people get along without them.
Men are always wanting something
hard 10 get. and after they get II they
are not satisfied with II. 4 COW has
more sense: when she eats her I'll she
lies down and chews her gum and is
satisfied. Nature should have been
equally kind TO men and make them
content with full stomach OF food
good for them. Atchison KAN
Globe.