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NEW NATIONAL. CASH REGISTERS;
$50. $50 and $40 221 Main ST. o2596
AUTO PURCHASING AND SALES CO.
buy, sell AID exchange automobiles;
guaranteed autos I to ! regular price.
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SALT TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL 49, 1909
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

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NICE LARGE. CLEAN. WELL FUR
nished rooms, private family; modern
| 20s L 3rd So p215S
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.1.INCoLN LODGE so. %. *. OF P
Meets every Saturday evening g.
o'clock X O! r. hall.
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LADY'S AND GENTS TICKET TO Los
Angeles, Address F-56. Tribune. p22SI
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LADY GOING TO COAST WISHES TO
Tribune. noo5i
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HOUSECLEANING

Japanesc house cleaners sent promptly.
De'' nl672
THE ZIG BLUE SANITARY WAGON
now ready. Only outht In the world that
Thoroughly cleans and rencvates carpets
on fhc floor Satisfaction or no pay. No
TOW machine. Estimates given Phones
5b5. Redman Moving and Storage Co.
"S'' o333l
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At KENSINGTON. NICE 4-ROOM.
2027-Z p22l5
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LYNDS CHAPTER. NO.
l, Order Eastern star;
Masonic Temple--Stated
meetings first FRIDAY
each month. Visiting
members will receive a
cordial welcome. Saran
NJ. McCarty, ". Nj. /,
Nellie 4. Spencer, p. L.
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MlZpAH CHAPTER NO.
E, Order Eastern star
Stated meetings nrst
Monday OF each month,
Masonic Temple. corner
second East and FEST
South. Visiting members
cordially invited. ELIZA
beth Schramn, w. NJ /;
Flora y. Sinclair. Sec'y-
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FOR sALE-A FEW CONTRACTS OF
the Oregon Valley Land Co.'S propo-
sition In Oregon. Address li2l So. Sth f..
Ind. phone 10762. po2S9
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TUTTLE BROTHERS COMPANY.
la3 SOUTH MAIN STREET.
G-r mod br.... 22G ). 10th E.. S2l.5o
5-r mod. br.. No. 3 Barrows ct. 22.50
l-r mod br do Floral ave. E. 17.j0
Or br. b.. ell, 925 w. lst So. 1850
ar br .......3 $50 Pitt ST. ...... 1900
G-r hr ....1lS0 y 3rd So..... IL 00
2r hr. .....i Al T.. 9Th Nor, 800
/ room ........l l6i y. 3rd West, 200
. rooms ...... No. Donncrns ct 300
TTTTLE BROTHERS COMPANY,
ljS SOUTH MAIN STREET.
p2O15
GROOM NEW BRICK. IN POPLAR
Grove Bell phone 3595-G p2l02
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STOVE CASTINGS AND REPAIRS

VEST. FOUNDRY & STOVE REP. w IS.
Stove castings II specially. Repairs for
try old stove. Jackets cleaned. 5Sl Stnte
- n9Gi
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

AN ELEGANT PARLOR GRAND
piano Tor half It's cost; lack Of space de-
nands the sacrifice. 25l E 4th South.
p2Q97
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MOUNTAIN LODGE NO, a
II f,vcrv Thursday evening, X. OF p. hail.
tesi So. Main. w T.. Knowlden, c. c.;
IS N Randolph. y. of Il. and ;.
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RED HOMER PIGEONS. CHEAP %
Jefferson St Bell i049-Y. p20S0
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WANTED MONEY
KIMONOS

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To order $500 and up, if material Is
furnished $3.50 and up. Fujlya Co, 1873
T.. 1st so. h1oO
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HAT FACTORY


Wrn-.c HATS CLEANED AMI
h blpcked: Pauamas a speciality. Salt
Lake Hat Factory. "a Z lst So Phone
7rqT nSLs blI2s
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MIRIAM REBEKAH LODGE MEET S
first and third Saturday evenings of
each month at ]. .. o. +. Tempt. o2l75
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.wOoDsfNE CIRCLE NO. II. WOMEN
r. OF Woodcratt meets every Thursday,
ro'ciock. 81 ]. y. q. +, hall
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'KNIGHTs OF THE MACCABEES.
salt Lake City Tent No, Every
.Tlrusday. l. 0. o. +. hail. Visiting
Knights invited
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r ELEGANTLY FURNISHED

N0o.UU-o- X EElIVI.f-N IT.I VCIN!FIFSfII.IJ
nat: 5th East.
5OO0-ll-r., mod. b; w. No. Temple.
sIO0O-S-r, mod b, T.. 2nd SO.
S40.0O-7-r mod. b.; Z dtb South.
O.O0-9-r b.. large lot; 9TH S. and 18th
East.
SOS O0--6-r., mod, b.: 5th East
s2750-6-r. mod b.: Hawkes. ct.
s2500-I-r.. mod, b.; Sth Il, and 9th So.
SOC 50-t-r mod fiat: L. Ord South
Si5.O0-5-r. b., large lot, 18th S. and
18th East.
S7.50-3 mod. rooms. In basement; 9Th
S5G,OO-Storeroom on w Temple
MEEkS & MCCARTNEY,
Ind. 992. 40 w 2nd So Bell 2e22.
p21l9
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T-ROOM MODERN, WELL FURNISHED.
$50 per month. STOWE 6 PALMER,
81 w. End So. (upstairs). Phones 4a2:
p2liT
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ADMIRAL EVANS.

Tho warm feeling OF patriotic pride
which prompted -o many of the citizens
or ths state OF Utah to attend tae rc-
reptinu rendered the Atlantic Fleet at
San Francisco year ago when. under
tho command of Fighting Bob" It
had finished the most perlIous portion
of Dts historic world-encircling cruise.
finds expression iu the welcome which
the people OF tho state. and city ex-
tend % Admiral RobIey punglison
Eyans today during his visit here The
American people honor the heroes who
through peace and war have defended
tho country, but iu addition 90 this the
people OF Utah take pride in Admiral
Evans as "a representative Of tho State
boz the Navy Admiral Evans resided in
Utah In his boyhood and was appointed
TO the Naval College by Utah's delegate
to Congress, Captain Hooper. Tho
memory of the honor conferred upon
the High School Cadet corps at san
Francisco last year. when they were
appointed his escort has also endeared
him TO the people Of Utah. May Ad-
miral Evans feel thrice welcome to the
city and State. A feeling Of warmth
and good cheer toward him pervades
every heart
Every scho0l-boy today Is acquainted
with the stirring incidents in his life
from the time he was attacked by In
dians when he was iouneying 90 Utah
until D. time that he gave over the
command OF the greatest fleet OF war
vessels which ever circled the earth.
HIS distinguished record during the
Civu War. the part he played In the
spanish War and every service done
FOR his country have been such as 70
inspire the boys of the nation with a
determination To- also serve their cOun-
try we'll Tho United States need more
men like Fighting Bob Evaus TO
serve her. Uahs representative On
Congress could please her citizens n
no better way than Do helping to have
the anE of Vee-Aamlral created for
Rear Admiral Evans. as suggested by
the a.. s. Navy League
Aside G1m these considerations which
Utah people hsy, for hearing him. Adj
Wiral Evans rs bearing a message TO
thc Nation. which should prompt every
ou. who eau Go hear hiu tonight when
Doc speaks n tbo large Tabernacle AS
citizens of a state having nothing to
do with the -a' tho people of Utah
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AGE on ruE EARTH

Tho question of thc ago of the earth
De- ono tHat scientists have cndeavorot
200 solve uy different calculations. but
OBJ, only point agreed upon hF wem
e0 ur Ia CHAT very Ions period of
Umt must bc allowed for tho develop
meu. of our gImot
Do % Dos supposed that tho earth hI-t
commenced iJ# independent caTeer aH
a. mass 1f gas separated from thr sun
10 must further be supposed chat Dc
would gradually lnae .ts h,gh tcmpe.I-
Wr. and solid crust would form 900
f. surface Tle amc would follow. No as
such scientists as Lnckyar Hud Mou'tun
H.UnD fHe earth WAS at 0ut formed
by Am. accumulation of moteor.e stones
which became inesudescent when are
re.t.I Jon choir motion. A crust would
fam ulrr tho motion mass. lord kal-
sim calculates chat b. would only take a
hundred ygars before tho temperature
off tHr earth would sink from 1000 to
900 degrees. but. according to Joliet
at least o. hundred million years must
have elapsed since the ocean was orig
mated This estimate is based ON tho
amount of salt supposed 10 Doe cone
tanned in the ocean and the amount
supplied hy the rivers zach year Tho
result OF the calculation is that q
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would take the rivers hundred mill
lion years To- furnish the salt now stored
up IN the oceans
Calculations founded on the strauned
end sodlmontary layers yield stlll high
/ cr figures Sir Archibald Gelko osti-
/ mates the total thickness Of those stra-
/ ta az about twenty miles. and that
every meter in the strata would re-
] quire from 5000 90 10000 years Tor lts
formation Tho total axe of The earth
would therefore boz from ninety to- six
hundred million years That is NOT
very definite
According t0 another calculation The
carth's radius has contracted 0.s per
cent. as a. result of the cooling pro-
cess This estimate Del based on Che
existence of The mountain chains DO
is SUPPOSED that 30 has taken at least
two billion years for The earth 10 shrink
from its original 10 lts present s.zo.
Thus $40 soc thor scientists calculate
the carth's age at an the Way from 60
hundred million Co two thousand million
years
% ig notable fact thot the sacred
historian. iu Genesis docs not attempt
J1 rIvc the age " the earth, nor the
time necessary for thc work of crca-
u1n He makes clear that the world
was called into BeInr Boy God-that SO
is nor the result of chance or accident
chat the earth. as far as we are com
ceucd. is the center of interest. and
that the production of beings advances
continually toward higher organisms.
each step being complete iu itself but
serving Gods purposes toward hieh-
or development BE makes clear that /
the divine aim is che Introduction of |
man as the browning work OF the crea- !
tion. Not until BE has placed man. In /
Ills own image. in the Garden. does I
DE "rcst." These and similar truths. I
expressed iu the most sublime language I
ever penned by man. the author OF /
Genesis records. leaving 20 independent /
research the questions relating Co The /
methods by which the creation was ace
.omplishod and the time required
ON one point complete harmony exc
-ts between the inspired record and
.he man of science who is capable OF
.ound reasoning And that is this that
hc world is built according 90 a. plan
mat is disrcnioIe everywhere. Every
notion is timed for the achievement OF
ome definite result. Law is in owl
icnce everywhere. boo the motion of the
.tars and the nebulao. On the blossom
ng of the flowers iu the spring. ia tho
long Of the birds. the roll OF the wave.
PIP the whi-perings of the wind The
Bible historian speaks of creation and
he scientist OF evolution But behind
10Th stands the same divine InteW-
fence. directing ordering, governing.
Independent OF evolution there was.
md is, an Intelligence that drew the
lau
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! cns liquor biu But since the paper
itself admitted. under the "castisation"
/ 90 received. that 30 is Intended az iuso
hy which Co fool the friends OF temper
once TO vote o. ticket acceptable TO the
/ liquor interests. our 'loony" contcm-
! rony should NOT complain.
10 Will boz observed that we have taxi
cn thr liberty of borrowing the terms
"uh.nlns" 'castigation." and gloomy"
from the Tribune. fts own favorite
mspInr cNnressionH ought 10 have tho
effect upon BE- that music Boz said TO have
ur.n savage.
Tho Tribune in ite whining reply
gays cube pcsorst News objects to- the
ordinance passed by thc American city
council simply because DO is an Amcri-
can party ordinance. and Dos enyeu-
1med ogc against 90 is intensified be-
cause DO is seen to be good and sound
ordinance" To au of which uc prompt.
iy reply "Not guilty."
rhe Slows" does rot object to amy
ordinance because OFF IU being pn
American" parity ordinance. bot DO
common with au who have tho veinre
or th's ciu at heart $50 object to any
measure that is not Intended Tor the
benefit of che reop'e-au tlc people
but only r0r am nmHuous CLIQUE that
has etrrtel itself to tho utmost to bring
disgrace urou Jah by disseminating
laEohooj throughout the land. and that
haa proved ITSELF unworthy of public
confidence We object Zoo this particu-
Iar ordinaUr, ALSO because we believe |
tha effect or It under en- INSCRIPTIONS /
.ity administration. NuI be Co Increase /
.he Illegal traffic generally connected |
u',h the bad saloon
AF for Che old. worn ont tale That tho /
.o-.ailcd American party lenders are lu /
politics only because they object Co I
Church influence. 81 is only necessary /
.o say that everybody knows better.
't is no secret that they are in politics
For what there ls boz 30 for them Their
is not OF the aitruistic
brand. The church does not claim this
Eht 90 Interfere in politics. and docs
hot interfere. but the American party
oaders claim Che right to disfrsnchise.
trIauy American citizens because
hey may bold au ecclesiastical position,
while they arc perfectly willing Co ace
ept tho influence of the s1Iooukooper
md reI-lght district .n their politics.
'h.s is the real point in dispute. mo-
natter how much verbosity is employed
% conceal the actual fact
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lIhe oth day ot ArnI I" hh 'l"'h
| making datc GOD history. ,nc church oI
lean. ,,i,,.., go f..tt... .f.. e1ints rtv.
a... ,,
"'" "'-N "fs""la't ''
| divine commandment Iu t1c follow n-
communicate Ia rr.Urf Y. Che News
.i,.... BIZ. ...-.... ..i... i... f..N.vss tbai
WHY
tho birthday of our oi''''' "'" ''
Resurrection from the tomb also oc-
eiirrea o, n s.t. .,-raaraadipe to our
''h Ut Apili. ffiI
Every Bible student. uly under
stands the cir.urF.au..s N.t caused
Jacob % 81 down I'D. Eryut with bis
f1mUv an odd. ur. fnns we're very
feN fn umc trev multiplied to "a gu1i-
Iy numhar and h..IHY. . m.uu.s IH the
monarch Who IrI.d over thcm
At their erodua rnm Egrt tho.r
numbers were sufficient OBJ lile th.m a.
national character and r.m This Uu.
their history assumes l uauonaI un-
rOrtance So from thIe event. we date.
their eecIeeInaffr4f hiafDrv. and the Dc-
ginning az their etIsteur. ts o. nation
Exodus tu..Iffh rhnper and D. And
the Lord apaRa unto Nose. and Aaron
u the land or Fetrt saving. This
month shan Doc thr first month ot .1o
year Co Won" This .stlhIiah.. beyond
doubt. from ,,hHt dav refr year.. ucrc
FOB Doe counted Nr Edward rob.Hs1n,
u hls Dictionary OF fhr Bible. under
the heading of the Passover SAYS.
'rhoy sea OIL on tho nftren.n day of .he
FIRST month tho dav after the passover
g. e.. about the middle of April" Under
Months" "Aftcr Che exodus. which
happened In the month of March. God
ordained that the holy guIr that .s IN
calendar OF rcHgiols felsts and c.ra-
monies. should begin at Ni~un the
seventh month of The ciyn year. 'ha
civil year being loft unchanged, which
The Hebrews continued to begin at the
month Tisri, September
After the Babylou.~h captivity the
Jews being but q handful of people iu
the midst OF others surrounding them,
complied with such customs and man
ncrs OF dividing t'mee and seasons, "a
were used hy the people that ruled ovsc
them; FIRST OF the Chalde5us. after
wards. OF the Pcrs.ans, and lastly %
the Grecians 10 should. however, be
here remarked. that other Interpreters.
with more probability reckon tho he
ginning OF Nissan and the sacred year
from the new moon Of April and not
March" 1 shall Cndeay0r 20 prove
nom other works that can not be ques-
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THE CONFERENCE.

Tomorrow. sunday. the seventy
ninth annual Conference of che Church
or Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
wiz convene m thr Tabernacle. AS ia
always the case 90 Conference tmea
visitors numbering thousands. win
come from 600 parts ~ the state. and
from other states and Territories TO
attend the meetings and receive coun-
sci and Instructions: to visit friends.
on To- transact business. and we bid
them am a cordial welcome. earnestly
hoping that their brief stay iu the city
may be pleasant and profitable to them.
in every respect
II is generally said of each Confer
ence that 81 is tho best ever held. This
viii not be an exception. There is no
reason why IL should Tho Iattcr-day
Saints as a rule. ara advancing in
knowledge Intelligence. faith and good
works Tho Leaders of The Church
ore united in their llLors FOR the FUR
therance of the work of God in the
earth. and they are guided by insplra-
ti0n from ON high The promises OF
the divine presence whenever the peo-
pie of tho Lord assemble boo His name
g. as valid today ass over. So there is
no reason why the Conference should
not be- one of spiritual benefit 10 an
who come with hearts prepared TO re-
cevc divine blessings
Tho FIRST Church Conference was hold
ON the 9th day Of June 1880 Al that
time there were about thirty members
present besides inquirors tt was AN
occasion of the outpourIng OF the di-
vino Spirit Some prophesled. others
had their minds opened 90 heavenly
visions. and their hearts were filled
with love- and joy uuspeakable
What wonderful work has been ac-
Complished since chat first conference.
seyenty-uiuo years ago, What "a mar
vicious chapter of Church history is
contained in the brief period of time
between chat date and this' The Church
has passed through experiences lu
which any organization NOT sustained
by the power of tne Almighty would
have been destroyed. 10 bias suffered
from the accusations of false brethren
and apostates. from ODE flI-ohoods
spread broadcast Dog the interruptions
onemics of al rrHJuou-uesa from ths
Vaccinations of NHey politicians and
office hunters. from tHe brutality OF
greedy moos. ..t,lu- tHe proper
ty the Lauer-oaE Saints have
been imprisoned lrru from place 10
place 11d slain tH" DO. testimony OF
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prophets. that Christ shoni5
Tho world 'NNio lnln
They we're able 90 dotcrm.,.
accuracy ON this continent m WITH
That were to take place. in 49,. enis
such an important parsonage. s,39 %
,,a' was 'ennegted herewith. i,g.aN
connected with iiis Hfe ana .lnIe'c.e'
they were guided by the sacr.l .s,,iy
dur .' 'tIon-
The recorder in thc days of tf. .7...
Nophi was able hy tho SACRED .., ia.rl
Co mako "a correct reckoning ar.I '.llr
positively that Jesus was cur.f.3 g
The irst month oft tho thif,..l M
year of The Christian ora. arf '.'I'h
fourth day Of the month. but On.
been otherwise. Doc would NOT r,,. Do
20 and made his record arroe MIN ,,.nl
books quoted '' la
JOHN sDt-ru
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That President Tau should for o. moe
mont consider tHo revived NJ stamp
taxes shows h0V really SERIOUS tho do
hr't ia Tho aause is not Par 10 seek.
"a bel extravaganza. The oxtravaRanco
must be- reduced 0r the taxes inorea sea
Do the deficit is NOT 90 continue 10 grow.
The people can take their choioa
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city Engineer Kelsey Is "a cine ouui-
uDrr De haas succoodoI Boz engineer
us au appropriation through the city
council for the purchase of au auto
mobile for himself
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n s as hard 20 credit am enemy
with good action prompted bv
honest motives. a5 Dc is for camel
to $50 through the eye of needle.
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The mother OF q family OF boys knows
that 1t is never too late 10 mend no
matter how late IL Dos.
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As a givar out OF interviews F.. h.
Hartman is becomming formidable
rival 90 James j. HuI
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Az Gibraltar Colonel Roosevelt abso-
lutcly refused 10 Dee photographed How
foreign travel changes mon.
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Tho weather bureau can earn golden
opinions be- 10 win furnish fine weather
for the uoXt few days.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-03

The appetite OF a politician for
pie' Is more voracious than that OF
boy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-03

monographs. monologulsts. cloqu-
fionists. hores and book agents AN speak
for themselves.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-03

IT'S % pity the government cannot
reassess the standard oil company.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-04-03

While not of royal blood. Count
Zeppelin has the airship TO the Ger
man throne.
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Crazy snake has not been captured
Crazy people are very willy al times
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The debate on the tariff bill looks a
good deal like Just fooling"
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The thief acts wisely IN dropping the
substance for the shadow"
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No moro welcome visitors than the
Conference visitors.
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Admiral Evans found the High
School cadets fine 'rah material
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Scratch a gilded youth and you win
soon come 90 brass
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Hoboes and boys never object to sun
baths.
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IT a man THINKS he is thinking. he's
thinking.
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Scc the "iuno" Fir-f
And tho elite second. Vo r....
don't conflict Excellent nr9er..,
both Thcatcra Nv
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- ~. salLaIr - %.
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A tax on stockings Knit,

Wilbur Wright has stood before a
king
The cmbezzler always makes a mis-
take
The sun., 1909-06-21
A Problem for Mothers.in law.

To THE EDITOR OF The SUs-Sir: Is n 70
cheat oneself. old age or the public-this cry for
. substitute name for GRANDMOTHER! Here is
another. wed friend OF mine calls her grand
mother "Nonna." -Nanon,- Mamie and
-Nonna" have been suggested. What remains
for that foolish woman who would evade the an
client and honorable title OF Grandmother" bu,
"Ninny-!
"Gramma" and -Grannie" are accepted by some,
also "Gammer." Next VIC arrive at Cannon.
which all this talk amounts 70.
much more important question Is what shall
q daughter law call her mother. in .lawt ],
has happened also 70 us that The Girl has been
brought 70 Sunday tea Time WAS when vowed
TO scratch out the eyes Of any girl who might be
brought 70 tea; but now that the psychological
moment and The Girl have arrived and the lover
and his lass sit al our family board. like your
correspondent "Pather.in law" seem 70 see
again the light that never was on land or sea.
welcome her with open arms and ask BY
what title she address me which shall be
agreeable and hitting. The name OF mother" Il
too sacred 70 usurp or share. ma" ahd mamma
arc both taboo. What Is . mother In law. any.
how, Neither fish. flesh. fowl nor good rcd her.
ring, until she becomes . grandmother.
MOUNT VERNON, Juno 10. NATEA.