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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
CARROLL-MUNN.

wedding of Popular Young Persons in
 Ozark.
 Ozark, May 20--- Especial )--Mrl War ner Carroll and Miss Alice Mum were married at the home of the brides pa- rents. MT. and Mrs. D. w. Mum. in this city. last evening, Rev. R. s. Bur well, pastor of the Presbyterian Church. officiating. as
 Mir. Carroll is one of the leading young citizens and Mrs. Carroll one of the most beautiful and accomplished young women.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

wANTED-A white girl handy with needle.
 Apply "A N. Perry St, BachelorS Pressing Club. -A
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
TYPEWRITERs AND REPAIRs

EVERYBODY can afford to own . type- writer at our prices Machines from s1o up caah or easy payments. Repairs and sup- piles. Southern Typewriter Exchange. Mont
 Eomery. tR
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MULTIGRAPH LETTERS.

QUOTATIONS, etc. in facsimile of perfect typewriting done; name and addreas in- serted to match, and envelope addressed First National Hank Bldg. --h
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FOR sALE-certifcats for Sioo Forbes ri. | ano Co, will sell for s2S. Address F. Folmar, |
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WILL Sell a SS75 piano for SaSo cash. if sold at once, A. H. Mummy. Western shops or Phone 800. -io
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
FINANCIAL.

estate in Montgomery. Montgomery Abstract Co. First National Bank Bldg. Phone z4
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

ss5 CERTIFICATE on the E. E. Forbes Piano Co, for sale fort 3t0; address 1000 | St. Ann St.. Selma, Ala --iO
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

loan; we have es0o.ooo to loan
 on improved city property. in sums of est. B. J Wei & Co. Phone 1e7. corner Lee and Tallap0osa Sts -ST-ses
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

MONEY TO LOAN-Loan on improved city
 real estate and Montgomery County farm land. J. c. Hardaway q Co.,. 509 Bell Bldg., Phone 145b. -1I-tr
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
WANTED-BOARD OR ROOM.

WAHTHD-to rent two furnished rooms near in town for light house keeping. fifth ward preferred Frank Wilkes 20 Commerce st Phone 2s4s -s-3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

MONEY! Moneyl Money! We have plenty of it to lend on city and suburban and farm property at and per cent. Loans made in one day. state Abstract Co.. 1T $.
 Perry. -zf-H
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR sALE-Two $50 and one S70 credit certificates on Forbes Piano Co., at S6 Oo each. Telephone 271S. If you want them
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR sALE--A s1oo Forbes Plano Certificate for t2S, Address The Hat Rack. South
 Ferry St. -1O-st
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR SALE-A new Mahogany Piano for sale: an attractive proposition for some one Apply in person, or write No. i10 King St.
 Montgomery, Ala. -i0-Kf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WE have an entire floor for the packing snd storage of furniture. Insurance oarrlad on same until Oct. list. Wolff Fur. co.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANTED-A young man of good qualities to learn the printing business In an old ea- abolished concern. one with knowledge of bookkeeping preferred. Apply with refer ences. Printer, Box ss4. Montgomery.
 --S-frf-su
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR SALE-one Eli Steel Hay Press: one Hay Stacker. almost new; two seif-dufnp Rakes. good condition; one sweep rake; one mower; whole lot for SIPS. C. H. Beiser
 Pike Road. Ala -10-fri-su-wd 3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
WANTED.

WANTED-You to read the ads of the Court Square Market; and trade there: cleanest
 most up-to-da market in the City. Phone 2y74 --1
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

Fo RsALE-one credit certificate good for SIS on any plano bought of E. B. Forbes Pi-
 ano Co. before May 3l. 1909 Price Ss; write Mrs. Wm. Can't. Can't. Ala. -i0
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANTED-To pasture your horse. mule or colt: d look at my pastures will convince yoa have the best In this state; horses &S per month; colts sf.50 per month; feed and pasturaRe ss DOT month, w. F. Vaughn. Phone e4e-1 rings, 1-ez
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.

FOR sALE-s2 acres land. in bearing orange grove, ( cleared for trucking nIoo cottage; also general merchandise busineSs country place Address Postmaster. Knights
 HIllsboro Co.,. Fla. -ll-Wd-fri-su 3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WHAT offered for 6 sixty dollar eefttfi- |
 Houston St. Phone 100G. ~-i0
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FOR RENT-sToREs.

STORE For rent. south Perry. possession
 given oct. lst. For partieulars. call at Stokes Place. -lb-1l
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR SALE-One hundred dollar Forbes Piano certificate at ten dollars. Expires May si. Address 40 N. Lawrence St -iA
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANTED-Position by sober and energetic stenographer, one years practical experience.
 so words per minute. Address ''C. G. M..'' care of Advertiser. -6
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

PURcHAsERs-secure iand as less than half it's value on easy tsrina in our first colony in Southern Florida An active, Fe- liable salesman wanted for every county in Alabama. W. A. Threadgill. Gen. Agent the Florida Fruit Lands Co. Birmingham. Ala.
 -10-sod-12t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT--3nd and 3rd f1oorn of building No 2ie-2is Dexter Avenue. Suitable for iodRe rooma or light manufacturing. J. C. Raas. corner Lee and Tallapoosa Sta.
 --1s-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR sALE-wouId like to sell my piano. will take buggy horse part pay. P. O. Box A37. l0-2t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

wANTED-To exchange plano for buggy horse. Apply ?. o. Box 497. --1-2t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANTED-By young married man. a posi- tion where energy confidence and ''sticka- bility" are requisites experienced salesman
 collector and In handling negro trade. Ad- dress Bookkeeper care Advertiser. -s-gt
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

wANTED-ro sell one Sao certificate on E.
 D. Forbes Piano Co.,. for sTo. For particulars 'cali up zOls. --1O
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
WANTED-AGENTs.
INTERPRETATION.

WAHTED-By young man position as re- ceiving or shipping clerk. Three years ex- perlence- Can give the best of rerefence. Ad- dress Experience. care Advertiser <
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

SPECIAL Bargain Is offered by us in a new. neat attractive cottage home at Oak Park
 NutE be sold. Terms can be arranged. We have other propositions. N. M. Sweatt & Co. 10 south Perry. --14-st
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANpED--Dentist. must be first ciass all around man. State salary and expefiencs. give reference. Address Dentist. care Advsr- user --S-St
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

seIi good lot cheap Win
 a1s N Perry st --1t-ts
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
clxiI War Vet suicihe..

Care of The Citrus County chron
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

FOR SALE-Credit cheek for seo on N. E Forbes Piano Co. make offer to Phone iss0
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANTED-Maii Carriers. Clerks Examina- tions in Montgomery soon. Preparation free
 Franklln Tnstitute. Rochester, N Y s-S0t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

WANTED-By travelling salesman calling on druggists, general merchandise dealers, etc, a good side line on commission. Address A.
 g., care Advertiser. -6
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21

ONE S-room cottage, all modern conyen- fences 6 stephenson St., on southside of Oak Park For rent from Sept 1Bt Price t2B per month. Apply to II. P. Robertson. la-ss
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
FOR RENT-REsTDENCEs.

FOR RENT-Handsomo two story 10 room residence, No. 1l9 Wilkinson St., servnnfas house and barn on premisea Possession gfv- en June 1st. Chandler q Douglass. First National Bank Bldg iA-2t
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
DEEDS OF Trust.

square 24-Thomas " stcckard e VI 70 the
Washington Loan ard Trust ConpsBy. 20 seci-e
EQuitabs Co-0pcltive Building Association.
SW lot IL: sane % William A Bin and
Ris1.ald " BeaI. % secure Annie P. Gaynor
seq. October !, zoe. Per cert, lot IS.
Sauls Additicn-Rossiyn J. and Ora B. Stafford %
B. Francis saul and Walter T. Hilton 20 secure
Harry " Elis $50. years. per CENT. ssmi-
annually lot L. square ~, sane 70 B. Frzncis
Saul and Norman I. Sans5uy. % se-srs Har-y
Warduan and Thomas P. Bones. 200. monthly
payments s DeT cent. seni-a-nually. sSr1e land
Eslin estste-John II. Nolan e. TX 70 h. Bradley
Davidson and jams Trimble 20 secure Charles
H. Davidson. $1,000. J year. Per cent, semi-
annually lots az % Sc
Square Ios5-Asbury r Taylor e TX. % Frznk L.
and Jesse ". Raviings. TO secure Frank S.
Collins. Rooo. year.. 5 ~ cent. ssni-aanusl!y.
lots ie 70 l6 trusts. go each, one on
each lot.
square ls5-Bertha B. G-Hths 10 James R. Eusrsoa
and Fl. Rozier Dulany. 20 secure J. Harris
Franklin. 500 monthly notes. Der cent. lot
Squire l52-Katherins R. Simmons e vir. B. stan
Iey n George I. Fleming and Edward L. Hill
yer. % secure William L. Crane. s2s 900. and
years. Der cent. seni-sluually. lots u and iLa.
CITY View Heights-Frederick {. Ohm e. ux. 20
Charles G. Stoufer and Charles A McEuen. 20
secure Heury Il. GLfry, trustee $3.50 20 3
months. per cent serni-annually. lot g. block
AL John H. Nsall e. uI 20 same. % secure
sane S-Os9. I 20 g months. per cent. semi
annually. lot S.. square 4fl2.
SQUARE 5l3-Hunter Arnold 20 Edmond Fitzgerald
and John J. Fegan. 10 secure Enterprise Serial
Building Association. S.3o part original lot 2.
Takoua Park-George TaTbeu e al. trustees 70
George F. Williams and Alfred D. Smith. % &C.
cure Homer Gusrry. S50oo. quarterly notes. part
lot e. square S5Z
Rhode Island Avenue Ter-zce-H. T. MAndleT Com
pany 70 BENJAMIN T. Leighton and Irwin B.
Linton 70 secure Beniamin F. Leighton and
Irwin B. Linton trustees s6s9. 20 IS months.
per cent lot 10. square 42l6. and lots and ?.
square s3l2
SQUARE lo0s-Dauiel A. CsIlaghsn et VI 70 Ernest
L Schmidt and George N Emmerich. 20 secure
German-American Building Association, 800,
lot l92
square l4o-AHchael Leech e uz. 70 Wharton Z.
Lester and Michael J. Colbert, % secure Ma
tionsl Permanent Building Association. SS0.
original lot 6
south Brookland-Msry z Beal & Tr. Thomas
V. 10 Percy H. Russell ard Thomas Il Bones.
10 secure Ceorgc c. shOemaEer. s. KS ) years
and q months per cent. seni-annusIy. loi
G. square 3a37.
SQUARE 9s9-Warreu o. Emb-ey ct ux- 70 J. Fred
kelley and B. Elwood Kelley. to secure JONI
c. YOst. Sl.200. 3 years 5 per cent. semi-an-
nuaIly lot ~; sane 70 same. 10 secure same
s. 800. 1 10 IS months. pet cent. sane land
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

81 Twelfth street northeast. l3 and II street
southeast IS and SO CaIan street northeast
Alexander Muncaster % II. Prank RupDert. lot
I&. square 1905: lots ia and us square 7a. ard
lots ls2 anG ls3 square s56. SO
Whitehaven-LaVrence L. Tenly e w 70 William
F. Fletcher lots g 20 g. square Nl5. ard lots
10. B. and a. square lis 50
Anacostia- Daniel J. sullivan 70 e. stanley and
Belle r. Klein lot 6S so
Interest-Jans A. Reed 70 Mary A. Redmond. al fn-
tercst 70 real estate Of james J. Reed. C.
ceased. SO.
ls2s L street noFthWest-AnHis P. GGyno- 20 Thomas
W and Mary c. n. stockard. lot IS. square
81. SO.
saul's Addition-Halry wsrdman and Thomas P.
Bones 10 Rosslyn and Ora B. Stafford. lot Il.
square 2a2 so
lsE Cedar place nor1hEest-Th0naa W Stocizrd
e ux 70 Annie P. Gayuor. LOT 6. square la2.
SO; Annie 2. Gayno- 10 David B. Murdock. T..
same land. 81.
Church street. between Seventeenth and Eighteenth
streets northwest-James r. EIlsTson- e. uz- Q,
Bertha Z. G-iflths. lot g59, square IS SO.
Randle Highlands-The United States Realty Con-
pany % Henry e. Jones lots g. and p bloc
5h3. So. HenD c. Jones e ". 70 Edward
Ellison, same lard. SO; the United States Realty
Company 70 Pearl NJ Jordan. lot 2 block
5G So.
street. between sersuth ard EiEhrh streets norrh
east-Wiil.am y BTuwn e. ". % Clean B-ovr
and Lucy l. Uhler. third interest IN lots Z
and ls square e9i. 80
City Nsez Hcights-Henry II. Glfry trustee
e TX. 20 Frederick C. Ohm. lot g. block s4-I
SO, sane % z p. Kettertug ard 2. D. Gardner
lots =. g. and A. block All SO.
Third street southeast between M and y streets
Alexander 5. Clarke E. et a. 20 Alexander 5
Clarke. T.. part original l0t p square So. So
Bsnniug Helghts-J. Nelson Ga-ueft q TX. % Paul
inc NJ Crupps-. lot 80. square 5sf. SO
y street northwest. between Fourth ard Fst
st7ests-Dauiel Hlsr0a e VI. n Hustler Ar
uoid. par original lot .. square si5 SO.
Takonh Park-Homer Guerry e. ia 20 Georss I
TaTheu e al trustees Takorra LodE-. No. -
r. A. A. NJ. part q lot .. SQUARE S52 So
Wisconsin Avenue Park-Ths Capital Realty Con
plny 70 Charlton B. Rout. lot =. square I7s-
Sc
Friendshlp-Chsrlton B. Rout % TIE Cspitsl Rsslr
Company. pan. 500.
Rhode Island Avenue TerTacs-BeujEUir r. Leigh
ton and Irwin p. Linton. trustees. 70 H. r
Mandles Co, lot 10. square E5-G and lots and
square sSll So
Second street southeast between srd streets
William B. Rumbsck e. ". 20 Floda NJ Car
ter lot 10 square -. SO
. Twelty-1fth street northwest between ard
st-ests-Susie q. Knowles "a Ella Orme. par
original lot Is. square IS. $50.
4 street northeast. between sixth and SeTeuc
/ s,rcets-Wsiter A. johnson. r. Golden Donald
s0r and Brsinzrd W Parker. trustees. 70 HeI
/ man R. HoTenstsin. lots 2 e T. sluErs 81
5000
I South Brocklsnd-Georgs c. shoenake- e TX Z
Mar E Besl, lot 2. square ssS, so
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
Fenr of Premature Burial.

From the Westminster Gazette.
The fear Of premature burial, which
prompted the late Lord Burton to direct
by his will that his heart should be re-
moved from his body has caused many
well-known men and women to order a
surgical operation 70 be performed upon
their bodies. Harriet Martineau left her
doctor so TO smputate her head, and
Lady Burton directed that her heart
should be pierced with a needle. The
late Edmund Yates left Instructions that
his jugular vein should be severed. with a
provision that fee Of 20 guineas should
be paid FOR the purpose. Literary per
sons appear 70 have been particularly
afraid Of premature burial. Bishop Berk-
eley Lord Lytton, Hans Andersen. and
WilkIe Collins AL took measures TO pro-
tect themselves from II.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, July a-Money on call was noninally
IA per cent to-day. During the week The market
vas again marked by SIS extreme ease 2 and "a
per cent still being the range for cal loans. The
July corporation settlements were taken care a
without causing the least hardening q rates.
Time money conditions throughout the week also
showed extreme ease funds being Pressed for a
market and rates falling further Rates. per cent
FOR sixty davs. % 20 % for ninety days. p 20
Cor four and hTe months. 81 20 81 for six months
81 for July six months. 5is for January maturity.
and 34a3E for February.
The sterling market was quiet and hrm to-day.
with rates 5 points higher. Daring ths first hai,
Of the week the market ruled firm then there was
moderate setback. Range Tor demand bills. fssl5
and 4S Rates for actual business closed fol-
lows: Sixty days. 4SEa4S555; demand, AsSo5ai $40
cables 4sss0a4 $50.
Commercial biis were ass for ninety days. and
Ls59.asssss Tor sixty days
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
Equity Suits.

No 2s6D Ida NJ P. Yoris rs. Charles Yoris
maintenance. Attorney. J. II. Adriahns.
No. 2s5jo. The East River View Land Company
IS. Greed NJ Fulton; specific peTtormanoe. Attor-
ney. H. B. MoultOn.
No 3sS5l. Alice ". Hin. &c. vs. Beulah Hill Ct
al partition Attorneys. Lambert q leatrnau-
No 186s2 sue H- Meloy et al Is Washington
National Building and Loan Association; for re-
ceiTsT. Attorney. ". G. Gardner.
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Lausuita.

No. 6775. Francis z. Embrey. &c. vs. Elizabeth
C. Anderson e a. damages. $1,000 Attorneys A.
B. Webb and Z. l. GieS
No. 5l77S Essie G. Davidson rs. Washington Rail
way and Electric Company: damages. $1,000 At
tor-tys. 2. b. WeikeTt and z. l. GieS-
No. 5iT79 jeremiah Healey vs. Stone & Fairfax
et al eiectment. Attorney ". J. Lambert
No. 5I1so Agnes Z. N. Adrdge. &e.. Alonzo
o. Bliss: damages. $ 0oo. Attorneys, s. v Hayden.
Hayden Johnson. and II. L. Franc.
No. 5I7sl. Elliot: S. Aldridss sane: sane.
AttOrneys same
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
BROKERS TAKE HOLIDAY.

In view of the approach OF the
Fourth OF July celebration, the
stock, grain, cotton, and produce
exchanges OF the country generally
observed a closed day yesterday
They viii also be closed tomorrow,
opening for the usual business on
Tuesday morning.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
LIVE STOCK MARKET.

New YORK. July 3-CATTLE-Receipts. l.lfo head.
Dressed beef quiet az sizal07.
CALVES-Reoeipts SO head Common 20 choice
Teals 6O0as50 Dressed calves steady. City dressed
Teals salz5; country dressed sall dressed butter
milo 7as
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Rece!pts $50 head
Sheep. 35oa400; no good sheep here: lambs. 7o0a9 3
eulls 600a6D
EOGS-Recsipts. go head: uo1iuary steady
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
Musical Field MarshaIs.

Prom the Argonsut.
There is story told OF famous singer,
Gabrielle. who demanded a fee Of 1000
ducats for singing before the Empress
Catherine II OF Russia. Far too much, 4"
said the Empress. amazed. why. Il Is
more than I pay my field marshall
Then let your held marshals sing FOR
you," replied GabrielL
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
Mar-veI-Ouss

From Ere-ybody's Magazine
At a baseball game in Chicago the
gatekeeper hurried 70 Comisley, leader
OF the White Sox, and said.
Umpire Hurst is here with two friends.
Shall I pass EN- in7'
AN umpire with two friends" gasped
Comiskey "SureF
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
He Learned Too Much,

F1on the Western Christian Advocate
Teacher Cto stupid pupiD-For what is
Pisa noted?
Stupid pupil-For-for-
Bright little scholar (prompting in a
Whisper)-Leaning tower.
Stupid pupil (eagerly)-Linen towels.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
DAILY COURTRECORD
DISTRICT COURTS.
Equity Court DO. I.
Saturday. July 3, 1000

JUSTICE BARNARD.
No 5S66a. Yoris vs. Yorisi rule returnable Jrly
Attorney J. H. Adriaans.
No. 2652 Meloy Washington National Build
ing and Loan Association: receiver appointed: bond
so. Attorneys. W. Q. Gardiner.
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Probate Court.

JUSTICE BARNARD.
Estate Of Jennie Z. Lee petition for letters testa
mentary. Attorney. Il. C. Birge.
Estate Of George ". Fisher. petition for letters
Of administration G L a. Attorney. 6. s King.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-04
Mechanics, Lien.

No 5sS. Joseph r. Wilkinsoa e a.. Va Edgai
&. Blackman. part Of lot T. block IA. Burieith
s. .305.7o. Attorney Z. F. CoIlodsy
Evening journal., 1909-12-17
TREE TELLS OF A THRILLER.

Beerbohm Tree is always interesting
and entertaining, epigrammatic in con-
versation and delightfully."- outspoken.
When Miss Constance Collier was
playing Roma in 1.-THE Eternal City"
Hall Caine was anxious to get power
full effect in a certain scene she was
taking with the late Robert Taber, and
the former himself was in a vein
reminiscence.
81 once saw" said Mr.. Caine, "a very
striking bit Of business. The man
picked up the woman and threw her
over his shoulder"
Miss Collier looked at him in conster-
nation, for she would be rather a
heavy person to throw about. How
ever. they did their best, but their
futile efforts were interrupted by Mr.
Tree.
"That remains me-" said the actor
manager Il saw play in Italy once
in which the hero caught hold Of the
heroine by the legs and banged hei
head ON the floor"
splendid! A magnificent ideav
interpolated the enthusiastic author
"What was the play?"
Punch and Judy" replied Mr.. Tree
Strand.
Evening journal., 1909-12-17
Caught Both Ways.

Sir Edward Thornton. once English
ambassador TO the United States, anu
Judge Poland of Vermont bore re-
markuble resemblance to each other
and this fact sometimes led to anus
ing results.
At wedding in Washington youns
man went up TO Judge Poland. greet
ed him and held out his hand.
Il fear" said the judge. that you
have the advantage OF me-"
rs 1t possible" asked the young
man. that you don't remember seeing
me with my father In Mexico?"
Il don't recollect ever being IN Mex.
leo"
"Why. surely. you are Sir Edward
Thorntony"
by no means. am Judge Poland
OF Vermont"
A week or so later the bafiied young
man caught sight Of Judge Poland. as
he thought. and determined TO smootl
over his recent blunder. THAT was
an awkward mistake Of mine the othel
night" he said, my taking you fol
old Thornton"
"And. pray. for whom do you TAX,
me now?" was the query.
"why. Judge Poland Of Vermont, o
course"
my name is Thorntong' thundere'
the ambassador. turning on his heel.
Evening journal., 1909-12-17

door open, where she devoured all but the
graniteware part OF a three-pound crock
of butter.
Her appetite still unappearsed, she also
ate the fancy paper of tho shelves. and
in so doing pulled down all the tinware
and scattered it about the floor. She
could not work tho combination on the
ice-box, so moved on through the din
ing-room into the sitting-room. Mr.. Blank
had the day before purchased four new
shirts at $3.50 each, and these had been
sent home and left in a bundle on tho
couch. She considered" these. ate all but
a few fragments and went on her way.
She wrecked chairs. and even a bed, and
upset the contents of tables by pulling at
and eating the covers.
When the family came back late that
evening an affectionate ''mo" of welcome
greeted 1t from the COW. her head thrust
through the parlor window. Mr.. Blank
said it took 10 men and a derrick to get
that COW out of the house, and the cost
Of repairing damages would purchase
enough milk and butter, for the family
for a year, sans care" There's a COW for
sale; she's no longer a big hit in that
family.
Evening journal., 1909-12-17
PLACID cow
INVADES HOME
Kentucky Man Now Believes
Thoroughly in the Curiosity
Of the Bovine

The placidity OF tho COW has been a
proberb for all time. That she is endowed
with a good bump Of the curiosity that
killed a cat' a suburbanite has just learn
ed to his sorrow
Mr.. Blank lives in tho East End Of
Louisville. Ky, with his family of wife
and five children. They have a COW that
is a pet, having been raised from baby
hood and now furnishing all the lacteal
fluid and by-products used by the family.
Not so long since, after Blank had come
in town for the day. Mrs. Blank took tho
children and went for days outing to a
neighboring suburb, leaving the house
(supposedly) carefully closed and the COW
in her stable. But missing familiar forms
and the sounds Of domestic activity, she
grew lonesome and managed to escape the
inclosure and came into the yard and pro-
ceeded to investigate. She climbed the
steps to the back porch. and consumed
three loaves of bread left by the bakers
boy She succeeded in getting the kitchen
Evening journal., 1909-12-17
QUILL PENS REVIVED

Attorney General Wickersham has
revived an old custom at the court Of
the United States.
Ever since the Inauguration Of that
august court. quills have been provided
for the learned representatives OF the
government and attorneys appearing
before the court. When the fountain
pen became popular, the quills remain
ed on the table in front of the bar,
undipped in ink, until relic hunters
bore them away one day, when the
attorney general fumbled I'm his pocket
in vain for a pencil or fountain pen,
he seized a quill and dashed off as
good a hand as ohm Hancock ever
wrote. Now he uses the quilts every
time he attends court. Others have
followed his example and new supply
of quills have been provided by the
officials Of the court.