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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
An "EddIcated" Man.

Recently a passenger was sitting
IN a train bound for Charleston and
IDLY looking over his fellow travellers,
when his eye was arrested by pair
of men seated not far in front Of
himself.
'Read the paper YETI"
no"
well, Anil git us one. All am a
jestfce and have to keep up with the
news. Say. boy, you got any papers
You got the News and Courier and
the Columbia State? Well. gimme
the News and Courier"
The listener realized by the selec'
ton made that the purchaser had
right ideas" and awaited his COM
noerts on afsirs after he should have
assimilated a little news, and was
not disappointed. though surprised.
"whewl This Is bad. Tebble
storm in New York, and all ther boats
IN the harbor upside down." quoth the
Justice.
"Eh, what?" said his companion.
Its right here in the paper" az.
nmed the justice.
"Huh," retorted his friend, "you
got the paper upside down. The boat:
are all right. You can't read. any
way"
"Why can't II" came from the in
dignant magistrate.
Cause you don't know which 1!
the top Of the paper"
"Ah can't read, Ell? Why. yol
edit, any we'll eddcated man like mt
can read upside down way better.
Charleston was reached at thi'
point in the argument and no infor
nation Is obtainable as to which wa.
the educational question" was SCI
tied by the test of battle.-Charles
ton News and Courier.
A boys first ambition is to pla,
the snare drum in the village hand
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
Parasitic Worm.

As is generally known, gapes are
caused by a parasitic worm in the
windpipe. They may be cured by dis
lodging the worms with a feather
dipped in coal oil. Doctoring gapes Is
a rather tedious task; prevention is
much better and can usually be
achieved by putting all the young
chicks as they are Matched on fresh
ground and cultivating the old
grounds. If this does not prevent the
gapes putting the chicks on a board
1oor for a couple of weeks will prove
.ffective.-Farmers' Home Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

River, n. j., makes a
statement in this con-
nection that is worth
attention. Says he:
Il was suddenly TAX
en- with an attack of
kidney trouble, had
severe pains in my
back and loins and
was generally run
down. Doctors were
not helping me, so |
began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. They
brought me prompt
relief, and as l con-
tinued taking them
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
CAL FRESCO.-

A lunch afar from busy town
Is not so bad thing.
You wash your picnic sandwich down
With water from the spring
And maybe pick some berries brown
From bushes where they cling.
You eat your frugal lunch with zest
Afar from haunts of men;
Unloose two buttons CT your vest
And sit contented then
And watch your only dinner guest,
4 CHEEKY little wren.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Indigestion or any stomach or liver ailment
Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills regulate the
bowels, correct Indigestion, constipation,
biliousness, torpid livers, jaundice. sallow
and dull compilations. They purify the
blood and clear the skin of pimples, sores
and most eruptions.
One pill is gentle laxative; two pills q
thorough physic. They do not grippe, they
10 not weaken. Price p cents.
MUNYON'S REMEDY CO.,
SD and Jefferson SITS. Phila. Pa.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
Old Saying Not True.

The old saying, Don't count your
chickens before they are Matched"
seems TO be slightly out OF date when
applied TO poultry, as the modern in
cubator intelligently operated is go
ing to turn out chicks TO its full ca
pacity as long as fertile eggs held
out.-FarmerS' Home Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Rough on Rats. unbeatable exterminator.
Rough on Hen Lice Nest Powder. sc.
Rough on BedbuGs. Powder or Liquid, Sc.
Rough on Fleas. Powder or Liquid. 2oc.
Rough on Reaches. Pow'd. l5c., LiQ'd. 80
Rough on Moth and Ants. Powder. 25c.
Rough on Skeeters agreeable In use. 10
z s. Wells. Chemist Jersey City. New jersey.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

given me new LIE.
l suffered for ten
years with serious
female troubles, in
fiammation, ulcer
alton, indigestion,
nervousness, an d
could not sleep.
Doctors gave me
up, as they said my
trou b les were
chronic. l was in
despair, and did not
care whetherIl lived
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

the pains in my back disappeared and
the kidneys were restored to normal
condition"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
Staging the War Drama.

What properties will We need for
the battle scene?"
None whatever. The stage will be
bare. The men are supposed to be
wearing invisible uniforms and firing
smokeless powder from noiseless guns.
Kansas City Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
ONE PUNCH MISSED.

Maid listening at keyhole) Mas
ter's drunk and the missus is agoin
fer lin.
Butler-Can you ear what e 81 IS
Maid-No; his speech is that thick
it plugs up the keyhole.-Boston
Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
CRUEL WOMAN.

Mr.. Timid Clearing noise at g..
NIL th-think, my dear, that there's
a m-man in the house.
His Wife (scornfully. Mot in this
room.-Boston Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
nvigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy TO take
as candy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Many a man who spurns tobacco in
this world will need a smoking
jacket in the next.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

The average man is surprised that
the world does not stop whirling
when he gets into trouble.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

When a man wants to turn a dis
honest trick he has no trouble in
finding an excuse that will satisfy his
conscience
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

When a mans children run to
meet him il is a pretty good sign
that he is all right.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

The Christian spends in doing the
time that the church member spends
in posing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Many a mans idea of hospitality is
to bring other men home and have
his wife cook for them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

When the lining of the bowels is irritated
we have pains or diarrhCes. Whatever the
case take Painkil:er CP Try Daviso.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
For COLDS and GRIP

Hicks CAPCDINE is the best remedy
relieves the aching and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
the Cold and restores normal conditions It's
liquid effects Immediately. loo. Csc and
&c. at drug stores.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Hamlins Wizard Oil is over fifty years
old and. like an old friend. it can be de.
pended upon just as surely as the family
doctor who may be miles away.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

hrs. Wnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma.
aon. alays PAIN. cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Better be riding a hobby than to
sit grumbling by the side of the
road.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

In trying to make a lion of a man
we often merely succeed in making
a monkey of him.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
SIRE To EE TAKEN THEN.

ReformerjI wish / could do some"
thing to make people take my advice.
Friend-Try engraving it on the
handle Of your umbrella.-Boston
TRANSCRIPT.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

Last years purchase of ties by the
country's railroads were only two
thirds as large as those Of 1907.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
ACTORS ORPHANS.

Little Girl Cat fete held in interests
Of stage orphanage) Mamma, why
do actors have orphans ?-London
Opinion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

In certain parts of Germany 1t Is
regarded as a dea5h warning to hear
. cricket's cry.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
MUST BELIEVE III.
Every Reader Will Concede the Truth
of This Statement,

One who suffers with backache or
any form of kidney trouble wants a
cure, not merely temporary benefit.
Rev. Maxwell S. Rowland, of Toms
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
AFTER
SUFFERING
TEN YEARS
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

MARLToN, MI feel that LydiaE.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
For HEADACHE-Hick CAPUDINR

Whether from Colds. Heat Stomach or
Nervous Troubles Capudine will relieve you
It's HGuid-pleasant TO take-acts immedi-
iLOrc6
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
CONSTIPATION
RELIEVED
PRICE rs Cts.
Mailed postpaid on re-
ceipt Of price.

You can't have a
beautiful complexion if
your blood is impure
or IL Won suffer with
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

A boys first ambition is to play
the snare drum in the village band.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24
PUTNAM ELESS DYES

Color more goods brighter and faster colors than
can dye any garment without ripping apart '
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-09-24

SD and Jefferson SITS. Phila.. T
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
BY the Name Of Hx.U

In France, where great care is tasei
that men shall have no other name
than that to which they are lawfully
entitled and where every citizens
name, profession, social condition and
history are carefully recorded and his
goings and comings are officially kept
track of, some very curious incidents
take place.
On one occasion young man was
arrested in Constantine, Algeria, on a
charge Of stealing money belonging to
his employer. When 1t was sought to
make record of his name, it was
found that lie had no lawful name at
all.
He had been inscribed at Bordeaux
at the date of his birth, but his father
and mother were not known, and the
name Of Lafonde, under which he had
been inscribed without authority, he
had since been forbidden by a court of
justice to bear because It was not
rightfully his. After having been for
hidden the name Of Lafonde he took
that Of Bruyton and was refused per-
mission to bear that.
Nevertheless he managed to exist in
some way without any name at all,
but when, having been accused of TAX
ing some money that had disappeared,
the law was obliged to take cognizance
Of him in some way he was entered on
the lists of the court as one tx" And
it was as tx" that he was sent to
prison.-New York Tribune.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
An Inspired Sculptures.

As mere girl Miss Winnie Ream, the
sculptress, visited Rome, her soul filled
with enthusiasm for music and art.
On one occasion she was taken to one
Of LISTS concerts and was fortunate
enough to obtain a seat near enough
to have touched him with her hand.
AS the great master played she lis
tened rapturously to the wonderful
music, entranced and forgetful of ev-
erything save the glorious sounds pro-
duced by his inspired touch.
At Il pause List turned and looked
at bel, and quietly. without a word, he
leaned and oyerlaid one hand over
hers and gently pressed it in silent
recognition Of the appreciation which
glowed in her large black eyes and
filed her Whole being. At the close Of
the concert he turned to her and said,
My child, We need no Introduction
At her earnest request that he would
sit for her he readily consented, and
size modelled The bust from life, puttine
in the work the true artists inspiration
AMI power. which alone can give to ii
the touch Of strength and life-Balti-
more Sun.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
Walkinu Sticks.

The sixteenth century is that In
which the walking stick became not
merely useful implement but an ar
ticle Of fashion, dignity and luxury.
In the seventeenth century it was gold
headed and made Of rare woods. It
was a sign Of leadership.
For long period there was little
variety among Englishmen in the ma
terial used for the majority Of walking
sticks. The "oaken towel" as it was
pleasantly termed when an enemy was
to be rubbed down." shared popular
ity with the crab tree cudgel, which,
among rural folk especially, was much
valued and classic from the conflict in
"Hudibras," when
With many a stiff thwack, many bang,
Hard crab tree on old iron rang.
Classic, too, is that stout oaken stick
which sturdy DR.. Johnson, who, like
Knox, "never feared the face Of living
man." provided himself with when be
went to the pit of the little theater in
the Haymarket in full view Of Foote
who had announced his intention of
taking him off, on the stage, an in
tention which in view Of the stick he
did not carry into effect.-Gentleman's
MAGAZINE. $780,. ..
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
Linked Eyebrows.

It Is popularity believed that if ones
eyebrows meet it indicates deceit.
Charles Kingsley indorses this belief,
but Tennyson has other ideas and
POLITICALLY speaks Of married brows.'
In Turkey meeting eyebrows are
greatly admired, and the women use
artificial means to bring the brows to
this condition, and If art cannot In
duce thin eyebrows to grow they make
up by drawing a black line with paste
It would appear that the Greeks adj
mired brows which almost met, and
the fashionable inhabitants of Rome
not only approved Of them, but re-
sorted to pigments to make up the
lack which sometimes existed.
Some proverbs state that the person
whose eyebrows meet will always
have good luck, while others state ex
actly the reverse. The Chinese say
that "people whose eyebrows meet
can never hope to attain to the dig
nifty Of a minister of state" and ir
Greece Of today the man whose brows
meet is said to be vampire, while ir
Denmark and Germany it Is said he
IS werewolf.-London Standard.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
Modern Witchcraft.

Says correspondent of the London
Chronicle: "This writer knows Of
west country English farmer, hard
headed business man, who uses the
latest machinery on his farm, yet holds
the belief in pixies as firmly as any
article of his religious creed. Having
been visited by series Of minor mis-
fortunes, he confded to the writer In
the utmost seriousness his fear that he
had offended pixy by inadvertently
stepping into fairy ring and stated
that he intended going on the morrow
to the white witch at Exeter to get
further misfortune averted. And this
levelsheaded business man took day
from his farm In the busiest time Of
the year and journeyed to Exeter and
back-a matter of some sixty miles
for this purpose. On his return he was
as one who had cast off a heavy bur-
den. But the white witch's mysteries
no persuasion could induce him to re-
veal"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
T.i:inn Down,

The superintendent of a Sunda.
school class in Philadelphia recently
called upon q visitor to SAY a few
words" to the class. the members of
which are mostly children of tender
age.
The visitor, speaker we'll known
for his verbose and circumlocutory
mode of speech, began his address as
follows:
"This morning. children. l purpose
to offer you an epitome Of the life Of
there are among you some too young
to grasp the meaning of the word
'epitome.' 'EpitOr.:e.' children, is liz
its. Specification synonymous with sy-
nopsis. "-Philadelphi Ledger.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
Made Over Prescriptions.

.There is one loss sustained by drug
gists that very few people know
about" said the experienced clerk.
THAT is in the prescriptions that have
to be made over, the same as clerks,
stenograp piers, writer's and artists, no
matter how painstaking, frequently
have to do their work over. The most
careful drug clerk In existence is bound
to make mistakes sometimes in meas
uring and mixing. He may pour In too
much of some kind Of liquid or sift
In too much OF a certain powder. In
most cases the overdose would not real
" affect the value Of the medicine, but
the conscientious clerk isn't going to
take any chances on numbering any
body, SO he throws away the whole
mixture and makes up another pre-
scription." New York Globe.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
EXPLOSIVE Diamonds.

A curious fact about diamonds Is
that it is not uncommon e." the crys.
tails to exr!Mso az soon as they are
brought up from the mine: Sometimes
they have burst in the pockets or the
warm hands of miners. due to the eff
feet Of increased temperature. Large
stones are more likely to do this than
small ones. Valuable stones have been
destroyed in this way. To safeguard
them some dealers place large dia-
monds in raw potatoes for safe. trans
port from South Africa.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
History In July.

In at least four countries perhaps the
most important event in their histories
was recorded In July-namely, the es-
tablishment Of their independence. In
our own history we have the memora-
/ BILE Fourth OF July, while the patriotic
efforts Of the Iberator Simon Bolivar
Tor the independence Of Venezuela
were consummated on July 5, Colombia
Kidding herself Of the Spanish yoke on
July 90. Then there is France, with
her July IA, marking the date when
the suffering French people stormed
the famed and fearsome Bastille. The
Spanish forces at Santiago, Cuba, ca
pltulated on July JIG.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
A Rhymed Wedding.

According to the Mexico Ledger,
John Stobie, Wellston magistrate,
united negro couple with this cere-
m0ny:
Jim, will you take Bet
Without any regret
2 To love and to cherish
Till one Of you perish
And is laid under the sod,
So help you God?
Jimt having given the usual afirma-
tive answer, Judge Stobie turned to
Bet:
!; Bet, will you take Jim
And cling to him,
Both out and in,
Through thick and thin,
Holding him to your heart,
Till death do you part?s
Bet modestly acquiesced, and the
newly married couple were dismissed
with this benediction:
Through lifes alternative joy and strife
now pronounce you man and wife.
Go up LIES hill till you get to the. level
And salute your bride, you dusky devil!
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
NonreversibIe.

Lang-Didn't you tel! me that you
made yourself solid with Mrs. Vane
by asking her if she was herself or
her daughter-couldr' tell them apart,
and so on?
Strang-1 did. What about it?
Lang-Why. | tried the same gag
with the daughter, and it didn't go
for a cent.-Boston Transcript.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
Who Likes Lemon Pie2

Everybody, but they are expensive and
hard to make in the old way. You should try
Gus on Lemon pies. It is made from the choicest
ingredients. absolutely pure. Sure to please
you. as 1t has thousands OF others. A lady
says: I will never again try to make
Lemon pie IN the old way while can get
'OUR-PIE Preparation" Each package
enough for two large pies. 10c.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
Bow ne!
ley

l have opened a first class
Bowling Alley III the building
formerly occupied by Klein's
meat market, and the public is
cordially invited to try their
skill at this game.
Wednesday and Saturday af-
ternoons, from 2 until 6 o'clock,
have been set aside for the
ladies.
Your patronage solicited.
j. r. OMICH
3l8 Mimi. Ave.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19

A complete line of 1909 diaries
may be seen at this Office.
Miss E. Hurst Of Wadena, who is
teaching school at Laporte, came in
last evening and returned to her
home in Wadena this morning on
the Sank Center train on account Of
illness.
Reverend Barackman, of the
Blackjack Presbyterian church. came
in this morning for a short consulta-
ton with Reverend White in regard
to the next meeting Of the Presbyter-
ian Bible conference.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-19
LOCAL HAPPENINGS
The Continued
I Story Of
Current Events.

Birch wood, jack pine and tamarac,
four foot and sixteen inch. Hayth
wood yard, rear of P. O. block.
]. Bisiar, owner of the Bemidji
Music House. went to Walker this
morning to sell pianos for his firm.
E. L. Stevens returned to the city
last night on the midnight train
from short business visit at NAH
nomen.
c. Ellison returned to Brainerd
this morning after enjoying four
days visit with his son, August, of
this city. ..-@
Rev. F. ]. Barackman of Black
duck will preach tonight at the
Union gospel services in the Metho-
dist church.
Rev. F. ]. Barackman of Black
duck will preach tonight at the
Union gospel services in the Metho-
dist church.
&C. Plummer of Walker was a
guest at the Markham hotel in this
city last night and returned home on
this mornings train. g.
M. w. Webb left this morning for
St. Paul on his return to Boise City,
Idaho, after enjoying a short visit
with relatives at Fowlds.
Charles E. Boughton, an attorney
of Red Lake Falls, arrived in the
city last night and spent today here
looking after some legal business.
R. J. McRae of Graceville, in the
northern part of the county, came in
last-evening from business trip to
Crookston and spent the day in the
city. .-...-..
See child musician and other
wonderful acts at Bijou all week.
New picture machine, direct from
factory, filling a long felt want.
Bijou.
The Swedish Ladies Aid will meet
at the home of Mrs. Bushaw, Mill
Park, tomorrow afternoon OF $50.
An invitation is extended to all to
attend.
A. Danaher, who is logging near
Tenstrike, was an arrival on this
mornings M. & I. passenger train
and is visiting with his family in
this city.
A. E. Underwood and Paul Per.
kins, two business men of Interna-
tional Falls, came in this morning
for a short visit among the local
commercial men.
T. c. Stuart, of the Bazaar store
in this city, left on this morning.
south-bound passenger train for St.
Paul and Minneapolis on few
days. business trip.
G.. R. Patterson, of the Douglass
Lumber company of this city. de.
parted on this mornings train fol
Minneapolis to attend to a few days
personal business.
B. w. Lakin and A. Lord, of the
logging department of the Crooks
ton Lumber company of this city
went to Fowlds yesterday to in
spect the work in the camps at thai
place.
P. Larkin, a member Of the vii
lage council at Turtle River, came ir
this morning and spent today on :
business and pleasure visit, incid
entally, calling on the Pioneer
office.
The ladies of the Episcopal
Child will meet at theShome of Mrs
E. N. Mckay, 921 Minnesota ave
nue., Thursday afternoon at 2:3O
An invitation is extended to-all t
attend.
Roy K. Bliler, the county surveyor
returned to the city this morning
from the neighborhood of Black
duck where he has been running
lines for private parties during The
last week.
Ole donna, who lives in The
northern part of Wisconsin, returned
home this morning after spending Z
day in this city while on his return
from a visit with his brothers a
| Cpo,,1dinr