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THE TROOPS
CAUSE UNEASINESS
Continued from page u

1T is mistaken idea that the en-
tombed miners could have fastened far
out In the galleries of the mine and
there found oxygen enough to keep
them alive for the day.
THE tests in this mine showed
that on the day of the fire the air
current in the mine had velocity Of
600 feet a minute. The longest gallery
in the mine is three-quarters of a mile.
The fire in the mine was intense and
the smoke and the poisonous gases
known to miners as white damp we're
whirled to every corner of the mine.
No living thing could escape it. To
argue that pockets might be found in
to which the gas did not penetrate is
folly.
"The entombed men all breathed this
gas. They could not escape it. Caught,
they went to sleep just about as a per-
son would taking ether. 1t is not a
painful death. have been twice over
come by the gas, but was rescued in
time and recovered.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17
ST. MARY'S BAZAAR
OPENING TO-DAY
Hall Very PrettiIy Decorated and
Affair Promises to be Very
Successful.


st. Mary's bazaar opened this after
noon and promises to be very success.
full. The aall and the various booths
are very prettily decorated and are
In charge Of the following ladies:
Sales table esdames Elmer Herb.
ner and Kraft.
Quarter table-Misses Edn aPelgen,
Mary Ewers, Catherine Ewers, Emma
Metternich, Agatha Schneider and Mrs.
John Rovane.
Candy booth-M Madeline schowalter
and LYDIA Kruze
Lemonade stand-Kate Settler and
Emma Ewers.
Fishing pond-Ella Kraft and
Wayne Scienk
Refreshments-Mrs. E. w. Marley
and Mrs. Joseph Steiger.
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OTTUMWA GIVEN
"A DIRTY DEAL
Football Aspirations Were Not Met
and Through the Medium of the
ottunwa Courier they object.

1t has developed that the Ottumwa
football players who were defeated
last Saturday by Burlington are not
the least bit satisfied with the deal
they got and through the mediums of
the Ottumwa Courier they object. The
account from that paper says that be-
sides other things equally as bad, the
officials were incapable of conducting
a foot bali game, that the Ottumwa
captain was put out Of the game early
in the first half simply because he
was trying to separate two players
who had started. fist fight, not one
of Burlington's points with the posi-
BILE exception of safety was earned;
that on numerous occasions they were
penalized after legitimate plays, sew
eral times especially wien Van Gent
hurled the spheroid for for
ward pass after he was partly tackled.
And to climax all, the players had to
walk home from the grounds to the
dressing rooms.
The above are some Of the things
which the correspondent of the Cour-
Ter, whom the Burlington Gazette
sizes up as follows, says:
"a Mr.. Laurance D. Martin, who &C.
companied the football team from OF
tumwa to Burlington Saturday in the
capacity of war correspondent saw fit
to misrepresent the cause Of the OF
tumwa high school, teams defeat to
the Ottumwa Courier, a newspaper
whose fairness in matters athletic has
never been questioned. TIL report Of
Mr.. Martin does not deal with the play
but with alleged unfsirness of local
players and discourtesy of local spec
tators. If the Gazette thought there
was particle Of truth to the charges
made by the youthful Mr.. Martin, it
would advocate the abolition Of foot
ball from the high school forever.
However there is nothing to BE- pre-
JUDGED story Of the young man. He ac.
cuses Mr.. Beckwith of unfairness, who
was playing football before some Of
the members Of either team was born
and who refereed the game In firm
and impartial manner. He had no OBJ
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PERSONALS.

J. H. Macy, agent of the Lackawan-
ma route. was in the city today from
Peoria on business
Ray G. Hickox, travelling freight
agent Of the Glover Leaf and G. A. r..
r.. with headquarters at Peoria, was
in the city today on business.
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The Woman Novelist.

Our woman novelists, in proportion
to their numbers get fewer novel;
dramas put on the stage than our man
Is this because women have
less OF the dramatic sense, the power
to paint with q big brush, and perhaps
less sense of hunaor Book Monthly.
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ject in being unfair and the attack on
him Is unjust and unca1led for.
Martins story is remarkable for its
untruthfulness and to show the extent
to which he permitted his magma
ton to bias his report and deceive the
Courier, the Gazette republishes the
stuff"
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bar Finder please leave same at
this office and receive reward. 1t
Pollen Travels Far,

The pollen from pine forests often
forms yellow coating on lakes or on
the ocean, as far as 200 miles from the
shore, and has been mistaken by peas
ants for showers of sulphur The pol
len grains of the pine are provided
with yellow yesicles, which buoy them
up in the air very much on the princi-
pie of box kite.
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Relief Wanted.

Shoes, underclothing, quantities OF
women's and children's garments are
needed for families Of the
victims, also money to take care of
these people during the winter" de-
clared N. P. Bicknell, of Washington,
director of the National Red Cross
society, after a conference with char
ity workers here. An appeal was tele-
graphed to various cities in surround
ing states and soon the response came
that supplies would be quickly en-
route
Headquarters were established from
which charity will be distributed sys-
tematically. A corps of helpers was
enlisted who started on canvass of
the miners homes. Each widow was
required to state her circumstances.
A typical report read: Name, Marie
Bohm; victims of disaster, husband
and son; nativity, Austria; number of
children, four, aged months, 3, 5 and
a years respectively; economic condi-
ton. without funds; needs, clothing
and household supplies; plans for the
future, would like to return to Austria.
docs not speak English)."
Funeral at Anna.
ANNA, ILL.,, Nov. 1.-THE burial Of
Miss Mary Whalen of 425 North Sew
enth street, East st. Louis, Ill, oc-
Cured here, the grave being less than
so feet from where Miss Annie Pei
ley, the victim of the negro murderer,
Will James, in Cairo, one week ago,
is buried Miss Whalen had been i'll,
but was recovering, when she read in
the papers Of the fate of her chum,
Miss Pelley, news which is said to
have caused relapse. The girls were
neighbors on Spring street in this
city, and were in the same confirma-
ton class at st. Mary's church in this
city.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17

SCHOOL BOY WANTED have a
permanent position for a bright,
energetic school boy The right boy
can make from soc to $500 or more
week, without interfering with his
school duties. Richard Evans, 1923
South Second street. 17-3t
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convaIescence after pneumonia, "

Cdnvaiescencs after PNEUMONIA, ty-
phoid fever and the grip, is some
times merely apparent, not real. To
make it real and rapid. there is no
other tonic so highly to be recommend
ed as Hoods Sarsaparilla. Thousands
so testify. Take Hoods.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17

Trains leave from Union Depot
Berths and tickets, Fifth and John.
son streets.
South Bound
No 8. st. Louis and south
leaVe ........ .......... l2.4o am
mo. IL. st. Louis and Kan
ass City and west, south.
leave ........ ........... $40 am
20. 4, Quincy, Hannibal &
st. Louis, arrive lis p. NJ.
leave ................ =. 1920 pm
mo. 10, Quincy and Hanni-
bal, arrive ......... 1890. $3.50 pm
NO. 10 leave .............. $40 pm
North Bound.
No. Z, Chicago. st. Paul and
points west, leave ...... 2:36 am
NO. Is, Chicago, st. Paul
and points west. arrive -. 1880 pm
No. 13, leave ............ 1920 pm
No. 3, Burlington. Chicago
and east. leave .......... 1855 pm
NO. !. Burlington, leave -. 1885 am
mo. 81, Donnellson. c.. B &
x. c., & and North Road
leave ...... .......... $3.50 pm
mo. 30. from Donnellson, c.,
B. & 4. c., & ..orta Road
arrive .......... ....... II: 30 am
mo. ], K. & W., west, leave S:65 am
mo. 4, from Centerville aad
points intermediate, arrive 1:15 pm
mo. 2, from Centerville and
west. arrive ............. SIC pm
No. 3. Centerville. leave i. $40 pm
Daily.
daily except Sunday.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17

WANTED AT ONCE-Men for dry
picking chickens. Will pay &c per
head. Priebe-Simater Co. Fairmont
MINI.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17

+1'raln 473-Leaves Keokuk sos am
'Train 741--Lcaves Keokuk 1855 pm
*Train 472--Arrives Keokuk 8:15 pm
sTrain 470--Arrives Keokuk 1:05 pm
Local Freight Trains.
+Train S6-Arrives Keokuk 1915 am
+Train So Leaves Keokuk .i1:20 am
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17

Duty as Test of Capacity.
Goethe: Endeayor to do thy duty
and thou wilt know thy capacity.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-11-17
WANT COLUMN
WANTED.

WANTED-Men to learn barber trade.
Few weeks completes. Practical
experience. from start. Careful in
structors. Tools given. Diplomas
granted, wages Saturdays. Positions
waiting. Wonderful demand for grad
yates. Catalogue mailed free. Moler
Barber College, st. Louis, Mo.
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Read The Daily Gate City.
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Epitaph on a Bore.
He was not for time, but for all
day.Punch.
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c., 3. q q. Railway CO.

: ~ - - - st"IFSsuy w
Trains leave from Union Depot
Berths and tickets. Fifth and John.
son streets.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

would all come into New Msxico, and
nothing can DO done OF more imnprt-
ancc than to put our roads in good
condition. The contrast with the
Colorado roads is painfully striking.
1t took US several days TO Get from
Santa Fc 10 ttaton. The trip from
Trinidad to Colorado Springs. $50
miles. was made in a little moro than
six hours and over roads that are al
most perfect In construction.
Mr. IIagcrmsn had a strenuous OK
p%ericncc in his run from Roswell to
tiaton. \ burstcd tire nea Torrance
forced him 10 run almost all the way
TO santa Fc on "A patched wheel and
he encountered all sorts Of adNen-
lures on the road from Estancia To
Kennedy From Las Vegas north the
trip was quite AS exciting, including
a tic-up In the middle OF a river which
a fellow automobiles had declared AN
easy ford and hair a dozen other ex-
pericnces equally trying. The going
trip furnished plenty OF experience
for the season and Mr.. Hagernian sent
his ear home by rail lie expects To
on 10 Roswell tomorrow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Y 80"
ley will take place at , O'Clock this
afternoon at the family residence. Slj
south Edith street. Rev. John G..
Rollins will conduct the services. In
terrnent Will be made in the family
plot at Falrvicw cemetery.
Rev. Fletcher Cook, for some time
rector of st. Johns Episcopal church.
Nt1 deliver his last sermon to his
congregation this morning. The sub
iect will be Tho difference between
S~pirituslism and the Emmanuel Move
inent." DIR. Cook leaves for san
Francisco Tuesday evening
Mrs. Margaret Bell and mother.
Mrs. z. Drissel, arrived recently from
kenosha, Wis. apd will make This
city their home. Mrs. Bell has p1ir-
chased the Woman's Exchange from
Earl Ward Pearce. She will make
nuncfou. improvements in the place
and Will reopen il on September lst.
Mrs. +. 4. Hawley was here VS.
terday from Las Cruces.
Chief OF Police McMillin YESTERDAY
afternoon arrested Ralph sutton. :
dope fiend. and placed him in jau
charged With the theft Of q number
of tools and other articles from Pat
terson's silver avenue livery. Inc
goods were recovered at Nor
ellis secondhand store. on sOh'h
First street. where sutton had as
posed of them. sutton vas eNidchuN
under the influence OF drugs Rhen ~.
arrested him. having taken =
dose of cocaine or morphine shorty
He will probably be sent 10
county jail where be viii be siNtu
IN opphfthhnt -in COME out ot MS
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29
SANG. hut dffCrcni.

Most lawyers take a keen deiigh,
trying to confuse medical experts il
the witness box in murder trials. aal
often they get paid back in their orn
coin. 4 case is recalled where tn
lawyer. after exercising all his IAN
Cling tactics without effect looked
quizzieally at the doctor who a tos-
tifying and said:
you viii admit that doctors some
times make mistakes. won't you? q"
ooh yes: the same as lawyers" Ms
the cool reply.
And doctors mistakes are burle
six feet under around" Nss the law
Ner'S triumphant reply.
Yes" he replied, "and the lawyers
mistakes often swing in the air
Philadelphia Ledger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29
ONLY ROADS NEEDED
To BRING fL0CKS
OF TOURISTS
n, J, Hagerman Declares Auto
mobile People Are Hungerine
to Get Into New Mexico.

Automobile tourists viii come 20
Ncw Mexico In droyes just as soon as
we con offer them pssSable roads
said Hon. II j Hsgcrman of Ros.
wrll. who arrived In Albuquerque yes
t,rday rom Colorado springs where
h, went a few weeks ago in his car
from Roswell.
When we reached Colorado
springs and people learned Of our
trip through New Mexico. | was oNet-
whcimed with inquiries about the
roads and with requests for infOrma.
ton as 20 how 60 get through New
Mexico by automobile. I was forced
10 ten them all that the roads were
bad. Tor ] had iuNt come over them
and was 10 a position 10 knos. have
never seen 80 many touring parties As
are flocking into Colorado from the
east IN ~su,omobiles this year. Han
We the rosds 10 offer them they
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

DR.. Dana o. Norton. Alexander Ms
bett, VIII Packc, DR.. c. Phillips. Fred
l.. Perkins, Manuel Quiroz, Nabrio T..
Rodriguez. f.. L. Hoe. Jabui Romero,
A.. o Smith. DR.. Hugh L. Smith. Or.
]. L. Stubblcficld, Dacilio Sanchez,
Isidoro 4. Sanchez. Monico Sandoral,
II. s. scott, T. stevens. J. II single,
Ray f. sitter. r. L. Slower. sam
Strickler, IL ". Wilson, sam Wilson.
j. Winterbotham, J. Il. Woodson,
Silvcrio n. de Yahualica.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29
Mine lxplcicd Under Noors,

Lisbon, Aug. gs-El Mundo pub
fishes 8 dispatch from Penon dc In
Gomera today. saying that the Span
iards in Morocco exploded a number
OF mines. killing one bundled Noors
The Spanisrds we're tclaSing the
rnincs In the darkness when the
Moor attacked them saysstly. Three
spanish Officers and Atty men we're
killed. II is reported that a Spanish
tivisioh LETT ri Aftat bafiaf t. futn
on 10 Zeiu8n.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Or. f. b. Strong ishere Oh 4 short
visit from Moaollon, \. NJ.
Territorial Travelling Auditor c. V.
Stafford arrived last night from Santa
Fo.
JESUS NJ Luna. probate clerk of
Ncleneia county, is here from Los
LunSs.
Mrs Fred Perkins and son Frank
have returned from rittsburs where
they spent the summer the guest OF
relatives ana friends.
J. T. Norton. AN official OF the
Mutual Life Insurance Of
New York, IL here on a short busi.
ness visit from san Francisco.
Mrs. @. II. Fox of 81. louis and her
son and daughter are visiting Mrs
Fox's brother, Mr.. James T. Eeoch
OF South Arno street.
Secundino Romero. ciork of the
court Of the Fourth judicial
district. arrived last night from Las
VEGAS. Mr.. Romero was ACCOMPANIED
BY Lorenzo pelSado.
c. V Dos.dmsn, teller or the
Commercial Esnk OF flclphes. Ohio.
ARMED yesterday morning from Calf
foruls n SiH be here a eouple Of
days the suest of II. 3. Wallenhorst
an ois.tlmt friend.
Oh" funeral Of NJ Msr5aret Leek-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Tho stranger uriunlphintly)-Tour
aces. old son
Shutting Pete teioomily All
right. Take the money. But I'll be
Il thar Wa the hand { dealt 1au
-EyStSndcr.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29
UNCLAIMED LETTERS
List OF letters uncalled for during
week ending August %. 1909:
Ladies List.

List OF letters uncalled for during
week ending August ss. 1909:
Ladies List.
Augustinea Armijo, Miss II. II Ar
milo, Mrs. l. W. Bcnadun. Helen
Cohn. Ethel Gipson. Mrs. Harry CRIT
fifth. Mrs. VIM. II Iiuffsmcth. Maudc
Hurst. Laura W. Irvine. Mrs. s. ".
Jarratt, Josie kirkham, Lotus Lr-
land. Elcnore Lewis. Mrs, c. Il Lyle.
Bessie Miller, Mrs. u A. Miller, Pat
rca Moneoyi. Mrs. George Newland.
Mrs. l. w. Norris. Memoranda T. dc
otero. Hilda Philips, Marie Pouchc,
Rae Raymond. Anna Robinson, Dora.
Rogers. Emma NJ, Rhodes. Mrs. A. IL.
SHIFTS. Marie Vaughan. Cary {. Weeb.
Elizabeth Williams.
Gcnticmcu's List.
Manuel Artayde. d. A. Abbott, Mar
garlic Alfalfa. Rafel Aranaya. Antonio
.ArrayO. Felipe Ayala. Vim. Blanks. ID.
J. Burkett Spencer T. Burton. Or.
Pm. L. Balllargon. Dr.. Phineas CleV-
crdon. Tony 4 MGR Canzono. @. &
Chaves tsl. Julio Chabes. II Il Con-
nors. Henry G.. Coors. Jr., Demecio
coriz. Thomas G. crosby. Trinidad
Cruz. DR.. Ella : Dunn. Manuel
Duran. Wencelada Garcia, Charles
Giss. Jacoho Gomez. Vicente Gucr-
zero. Douglas House. Neal Jackson.
John Lewis johnson. ]. NJ. ksndcli.
Pinkics kiher. + II. Lamar. " IL
Lindsey. T. II. Lut.. l. c. Mearis.
cstarino Marin pr. Arthur l. Ma.
esmhet. Il l. Moudy. tesus Niuni1
Gcorgr H. Mvers. VIM Mclaughlin
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Ferguson e Colister
Announce Their Opening
TOMORROW
Monday, August 3Oth, 1909
from 8 a. m. tn 6 p. n., and from 2 to 8 p. m.
and extend a cordial invitation to
every person in
Albuquerque and surrounding country
to call and examine their
new and complete stock of
Dry Goods and Notions
Music in Attendance 3O7 Central Aosnse
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29
LOCAL AND PERSONAL


Washington, Aug. 2S.-New Mesico
and Altoona: Local showers Sunday
and Monday.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Miss Dclphnc Hughes, Of llo'
North Twelfth street. leaves this week
tor Kansas city. Mo, her former
home. whore SHE VIII he bridesmaid
at the wedding ct her friend. Miss
Elizabeth Shcchy. who Will be united
iu marriage 90 Mr \. J Patton dur
ing the coming month Miss Hughes
win remain IN Kansas CITY FOR several
weeks. the guests of relatives, return
lug 10 Albuquerque early In october
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Mrs J. 4 ilubbs aud daughter.
Miss Joan. moe Wet T1jcras avenue.
viii leave wednesday evening for
milwaukee whore Miss Iiubhs VIII
continue hrr college work. during the
Vint,r Mr- ltuhUs VII r,turn home
in about four vr,h~
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Mrs. Mabel stevens lIiln"c was hos
tess ut u pretty i've hundred party
Friday evening. at her home at 6l'
west coal avenue several hands or
0yc hundred were played aud lNnty
refreshments were served during tee
evening Those present were MISSES
ETHAN H~cesrldcn. Jean Hubbs, Grace
FORMIDABLE, Lisa p~iecklnanh, MrS'
stevens. Mtssrs. Bruno DtcckWanh
Fumes Wroth. Thomas NJ pauahy.
william Mruth.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Mis- Mar, - Simms entertained AZ
nnc ,luck luuchcon FRIDAY attcr-
noon the affair beinF q very delight
ful one Those present were Mrs
George simms Mrs. Earl Il Clapp
ars A 5 Peek Mrs. iohn Lee carr.
and Mrs. r. : Macpherson.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Miss Hazel Nogcrs. daughter OF MT
and Mrs. ". y ftogcrs, leaves Tues
day evening of Cincinnati, o., where
she win begin her studies at Mt 81
Observation-Disclosures. Miss Rogers
who Is popular among the younger set
graduated recently FROM II vincent
Academy. winning high honors ana I"
scholarship to Mount st J~ostphs-ph-
Tho-Ohlo. Miss ltogers VIII continue
her classical education. but viii spc-
oiallzc ma music, being already a tai
cntcd pianist.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-08-29

Afrs Frank J Wilson lees Yves
Tiicras avenu" accompanied oy he
li.tle son. Bob" viii return iron
California tomorrow where they sp'n
tho summer months.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-07-22
The Typewrit.r Girl.
=
From Tit-Rifa

Tho beautiful typewriter girl pulled
out her golden pompadour nervously.
MY speed'n increase, Mr.. Meer-ex-
cuse me, Mr.. Wellington-my speed'll
Increase 80 or 40 per cent every day
Broker wellington frowned. The girl
had taken his dictation slowly. And IN
q stern, sceptical voice, he said; How
SOP"
TITS your new vocabulary that puts
me out" she exclaimed. II had Mr..
Meer's vocabulary very pat--'as per,
contents noted the same'-he only
used about 800 words"
Her fiattering smile warmed the man
like e sunbeam.
But you, sir, have a real literary
style. beg to submit 'our best atten-
tion,' slump, 'bullish,, 'hypothecate,-
they're all new words to me, and, OF
course, I can't rattle them off very fast
at first. But just you wait. Say till
day after tomorrow. Then you'll see.'
"All business men have different vo-
cabularies that their s~tenographers
must get accustomed to, eh?" said the
broker.
Eyes, sir. Some large, some small
Again her smile fiattered him. Yours
is larger than most. i should say II
was 80 or 40 words larger. Real liter
airy, / call it,
Miss Hoskins, IL there's-er-any
supplies you need, all you've got to do
is to ask" said the literary broker, ia
tuously.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-07-22
Master Keeps Maids Kiss.

From the Dondon Globe.
Apropos of Lord Northcote's name be-
ing mentioned as probable successor to
Earl Grey In Canada, his lordship was
once made curious use of while gov
Srnor general OF Australia. Strolling one
night through an ven Of somber
trees to a friends house to dinner, he
was suddenly pounced upon by a maid
servant, who kissed him effusively and
pressed a little parcel into his hand.
Here's a sausage for you. I can't come
out tonight as master has company"
she whispered, and as mysteriously dis
appeared.
When he got to the house he found
one Of his servants lettering by the
gate. What are you doing there?'
asked Lord Northcote.
I'm waiting for my sweetheart" the
man answered.
Where is shef Z"
I'm service here"
"Ah, then, / am right. Here is a sau-
sage from your sweetheart, and she
wishes me to tell you that she cannot
come out tonight, as her master has
company Seeing that the man looked
nervous, he added kindly: "She also
gave me a kiss for you; but perhaps
you would rather wait until you see
her. Here is 5 shillinRs instead"