The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-07
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to Be true.
II y nsysr necessary in this world
that to others: Il is one thing people
you.
Some 1--WE for money. ZONE live foi
Like moths We are. struggling tow'rds
one common flame,
Each man for himself. it's h---i Of q
But SIX feet Of earth make Us all the
same.
When you tell 4 summer girl not to
fiirt she accepts the advice with a.
OF toilet soap.
$50 you went autoing with tina,
young amateur Jack speedwaef How
"In the middle Of a ditch"
We require no rehearsais In thi.
life to act the fool II is role that
seems to come natural to lots OF people
DR. Mary Walker again rises to say
that petticoets must 60. And we again
rise to answer that In this town pettt.
coats DO 30 acme. =
Two bushels of hair. one Maryjane
dress, and pair OF high -hee1ed sfoea
and there you have the up-to-date girl
Of today.
orviiIs Wright, wilbur Wright and
high these days. Hooray for the greai
Wright family.
Harry Thaw gets more newspaper
advertistng than any other murderer OF
his day.
Ruth Cameron says: Cultivate your
enemies" The average man would
ike to cultivate them like farmer
cuitivates the soil; viz. GO over 'em
with pillow and harrow.
An old soldier has been sent to jail
In Washington state for treating a
eomrade To- . glass Of beer. It's Al
a Sa. y0u e aaas sls or. n% IMAM e.
prohibition mind can conceive.
A French entomologist AYERS that
tsess are some sssts man s ssuld Sys
presume. he has reference TO the poiit-
Icai aspirations bee that buszes In I'd
many bonnets.
hs wsss srs yos sH'as e.. Z "a wss
man Of the Montgomery girl
Maryjare." replied the little blonde
esSdee, what . lot of goods to so to
WAIST said the young man faceti.
ousiy. and then she promptly slapped
him.
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Uncle Sam casts his eyes at the capt.
toi building at the head Of Pennsyl-
vania Avenue and signs. AT last; for
this relief. much thanks
Miss Sadie American advises parents
pot to tell fairy tales 70 their children.
Certainly not. wait till the little girls
grow into womanh1oSd an nfaI marry AIRY an, ana
desire from the lips Of their loving
hubbieA
Gloves will. eontinus to be worn
' sons gloves iSss s 81 as WIN:
A virginia legislator proposes the
abolition OF baseball. This man should
be sentenced to serve as an umpire just
King Edward seems to be about the
only monarch who can hold down this
king fob with any degree Of satisfac-
tion.
"when women go to Congress there
with be less discussion OF rates ana
more discussion Of rats" says an sx.-
change. Yes and you can bet your
last nickis that every 'ratawilf be raft
In Ecaussines Belgium, the young
women do the greater part Of the love
making, says a writer. But, Jeeminy,
the Ecausslnesaes have nothing on
America. that Is at the summer resorts
any way. >s
Harry says he Is no crazier than Je-
rome. But does that spell anything?
Meanwhile the Angel Child is TO obtain
a divorce. XIII man for the woman
vorce from you. oh. well. nobody
biames her. such 10 life
Eat abundantly of peaches" al:
vises a physician. Thanks. but we had
rather go with them, we are not canni-
balisttc.
Boushsrn Night.
A piash Of moonlight on the grass.
A quantity rustic seat,
The breath Of the magnolia blooms.
And two red lips 30 sweet
The song OF knightly mocking bird,
Across the cotton helds,
The whisper Of the rose that to
The zephyr kisses yields.
oh, arms that cling and birds that sing,
Where sweetheart vows we plight
Oh paradise In her sweet eyes,
Upon q Southern night