The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-01-14

aesk please. Life.
rzlience-That Miss Below Is going
- s4ax. Patrice-Oh. Is shei What
ssaA we talk about1-srhe Taller.
Prospective Country Boarder-ls the
water wou have here healthy Land
la1g-Yes. sir. We use only well
water Boston Transcript
Arz. IIenpeck-You were talking IN
ysw sleep last night, Henry. Afr.
Hsaseck-I beg your pardon. nv dear.
f9 having interrupted you.-Sstray
SzS<tas
5Aliieus-What do you consider Is
no proper time for man 10 marryf
ovaiens oh. suppose when he hasn't
zasthlng else 10 worry hini.-Ph.iadei-
pk&n Record
Departing Guest-we'Fe had slmg~
~ delightful time. Hostess-i'm 30
glad. Az the same time regret mat
tat storm kept all our best people
away Brooklyn Life
Mrs. Baeon-This paper says that
z.aa's hair turns gray about I've years
e~rsler than a wOman's Afr. Bacon
mat Is because 3 man wears his hair
- the time.-Yonkers Statesman.
elderly uncle-spent your entire
pstrimony. have you. Archlbaldf Gone
ukxongh everythlngi sespegraee Neph-
es-Yes. uncle. everything but the
ssnkr,ptcy oourt-chieago Tribune
F1ddlst vlsitor--Arr you allowed In
S>zs prison any exercise beneficial for
y~<r heaithl convlcf-0h. yes. ma'am-
~ advice Of my counsel I have been
z&ipping the rope.--Baitimore Aneri-
ess-
DO you play any instrument. Mr..
nanpf' "Yca. I'm a corneiist- -And
ysur sister, -she's a pianist" Does
your mother playY' shes . xitber-
10 -And your father1- -Iies a pea
ssnisf.-
az / were ron. said the old bache-
isx 20 the brnedicf. I'D either rule or
knew WAY. ~weii.- was the reply.
- already know why. suppose
zhat's hair the battle .''-Atlauta Con-
s<ltufion.
Dawson-The facial features plainly
ladicnts character and disposition In
sssectlnx your wlfc were you governed
b. her chln1 Speniow-No: bur |
have ben ~ver since We were married
Isosion Globe.
Have yoa.~ ssked the judge Of
reocnfiy convicted man. anything 20
>acr The court before kcnience Il
rasnedf- no. your honor replied
ssse prisoner. my lawyer took nay last
csrt--The Reporter.
sseoe-uncle. they say that there are
ra~<u marriages o. blondes than Of bru-
sestaa- Why Il 4. wopdcr1 Uncle
S3nxieton "a confirmed bachelor =
H'.i Naturally. the llghibesdcd cnes
20 arst.-The Mirror.
oeunsry Editor tout west) This
has BEEN lucky day Tor me. Faith.
10 wIfe-fias some one hccn IN 10 pay
. snbscrlpsionf Editor-wcil. no.
wnaa't ~ lucky ~ that; but was
nnst az and missed View York weck-
y.
And % you like newspaper mcni-
NJ asked the little mid IN = most con.
tone u voice = don't
kssw.- she replied. nriierSiy; -thc on
y ane know - tho Que who brings
ear paper every morning "-Lippin-
cotf's Magazine
Farmer Barkcr-i want 70 get
present 70 take home to ny wife GA
inc farm. Elegant cierk--lIow would
he like a pie knlfc7 Farmer Barker
Good land. young mani Amt yon
never been told you mustn't eat pie
with no knlfcl-Ncw York Times
Tho little girl was very fond Of plea
ant days. and ut the close OF heavy
rninstorin pcsitioncd ia her prayer for
aDe weather; when the next morning
ne sun shone bright and clear she
secame iubiIant. and told her prayer
10 her grandmother. who said well. /
bear. why can't you pray tonight that
4 mar be warmer tomorrow 20 that
rheumatism viii be betterf'
AN right. wIIl.v was the quick re.
ponsc: and that night as she knelt
ne said 20 Lord. please make II hot
'or grandma"
orubb-f hear your last novel has
already appeared IN It's sixth edition.
dow aid you manage to become so
.benomenaIly populari scrubb-vcry
lmpie. I put personal In the pa.
,crs saying that I was looking for a
wife who Is something like the hero
&c Of my novel within two days the
.~st edition was sold out.-Tit-Bitn
awhy. that's regular little print
No press. isn't itT' remarked the Wis.,
tor ayes ycplied Mrs. Poplcy,
whites uncle gave II 20 him on his
s.,,aay,v "what "a .fcmplcto little
s.44 It's sclf.lAklng. isn't itT' II
ont know; but While f."
snow, Pat. would you sooner lose
our money or your llfeT' why me
eife. yer reverence; want me money
sr me old age