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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27
SHAKE IT IN BOTTLE.
Tells the Readers of This Paper
How to Prepare the Mix
ture at Home and
Other Advice.

Now is the lime when tie doctor
gets busy, and tie patent medicine
manufacturers reap nj harvesr, UNI
less great care is unked uI dress
warmly and keep the let dry. This
is the advice Of an old eminenb hu-
-tSbgity wtp says that Rheumatism
and Kidney trouble weatheC Is here,
and also oells what % do in case Of
an attack.
Get fnodn any gccd prescription phar-
macy tne-t adj ounce F'lnid, Extract
Dardelicn, enc ounce Compound Hlr-
gen, usree ounces Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla. Mix by sinking ina bci :
tie ind take teasro1nful aCter mehtH
and at bIdtime.
Just try ulls simple tcme-made mix
ture at tie first sign Of Rheumatism
or if ycnr back uehes or you feel Uhst
the kidneys fail to filter GU Any one
This is alid to be q splendid kidney
regulator, and almost eertRini remedy
for all forms Of Rheumatism, which is
caused by uric acid in the bl-pd,whidh
the kidneys fail to filter cut Any Dnt
can elsily prepare tbs at ;rme and
at small cost
Druggists IN this town and vicinity,
when SHOWN ahe prescriptsnn, stlt q
6hn, tcey can either supply ttese IN
gradients, Cur, II our readera prefer.
they viii compound the mixture for
bSftn.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27
BOWSER GETS AN IDEA
Plans to Enlarge Wings Of 0s'
triches So They Can Fly.
FOR USE II TIME OF WAR.

Ne Thinks They Could BE Trained "
Drop Bombs on Eqsmys Ships and
Armies-old Philosopher Interviews
IRE Druggists.
Copyright, lsos. BY I. C. AeCure.l y
"NHAT Mr.. Bswser had some
thing on his mind to bother
him Mrs. Bowser saw the mo-
ment he entered the house the
other evening, but, like polit1c wo-
man. she didn't begin asking bot OF
questions and adding TO the situation.
She went ahead during the dinner hour
and ehatted on q dozen different sub
jects, and after the meal was finished
she reaped her reward. No wife can
ever tell whether a husband Is men
tally cussing over the arrival OF an
other soft corn or Is perturbed over q
ten thousand business deal, and II Is
best TO give things a chance TO work
themselves out When be bad smoked
half a cigar and walked the length Of
the sitting room q score Of times be
halted before her and said:
Mira Bowser. has there been any
thing In my actions during the last
twenty years to lead you to besieve
that I was a visionary nanr'
-~N-no. not visionary" she slowly TO
Piled Some folks might CAN you er-
ratic-just q biz erratic.-
But genius Is always erratic. Isn't
nr
FL have heard So II we knew the
private life Of Shakespeare we would
probably ind that be bought new milk
COWS and hogs and chickens. just as
you have. There must also have been
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27
She Maa Mlaa.

Miss Fish," remarked the young
man as he placed his hat on his heac
and prepared to depart for home. II
proposed for your hand two hours ago.
and l await your answer with bated
breath"
Mr.. Smallchange," smiled the young
lady. "I'm afraid you win have to bait
your breath with something besides
onions and cloves to catch this kind
Of a nsh.--Judge.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27

dollar a hundred BY this competition
Now brother farmers. II you viii unite
in the A. S. Of E.a grand Organeza-
ton well started IN twenty stetes with
good National and Sale head
quarters, pool your tobacco througA
your local union. put some money In
your county treasury and state treas
ury, We viii carry on a continual
campaign Of organization and etuca-
ton that will eliminate all composition
present a solid fnont TO the enemy,
and give you the sympathy support
and cooperation of all other far
mers in your battle with the tobacco
trusts. Tie A. S. of E. realizes the
importance OF not oHly pooling cofac-
CO. but OF organization and education
which leads every FARMER Of mis- own
free will, without any coercive force,
whatever to cooperate instead Of com
pettng with his brother farmers. This
great educational force found only in
the A. s. OF Evil prevent Night
Riders and all lawlessness, and bring
to the tobacco growers a permanent
victory over their enemies The A. s.
Of E. as an organization has no sym
pathy whatever with the way
the night rider would accom-
pish results. We have q much
better way and q way which
will secure more permanent results.
We go into a county with our best,
men OF character and Intelligence 70
gather the farmers together show
them intelligeDtly the situation as
1t is and the remedy and pursuade
them of their own free will Go unite
on our proposition. and we appeal TO
every tobacco raiser 20 Join with us
in this great work OF organization
and education.
Let me say In conclusion that /
never went out 10 plead a cause which
considered more just and more right
eous than the one / am PLEADING TO
day. We are asking that the wealth
OF this, the richest nation in the
world. shall be fairly distributed among
the people who work for II instead
Of being conferred IN the hands OF a
few milhonAires who scheme for It
Whenever your financial co2dts+ors n
any country, are such that you cen
ter millions Of dollars in the hands
Of a few men, you endanger the hber-
ties OF the people. You give these men
the power through the combination Of
their millions TO Cypress the people.
and in their greed they never fell 20
use that power. 1 am not here 10
condemn rich men by the wholesale. /
do not believe In any such doctrine,
am not here 10 antagonize one class
against another. ] am glad that the
mission Of the American Society Of
Equity IS peace and good viii between
the farmers and their home business
men But We have a class OF wealthy
men IN this country who are crazy 10
become miiliOnaires and when they
get one million, they do not want two
they want ten, and against the greed
and this craze of these few men mus
the Millions Of farmers, and all who
depend uPon them for prosperity unite
The principle upon which the A. S. of
E. rests IN equal rights to all and
special privileges to none. A grand
principle which originated in Heaven
itself, was born in free America and
upon this soil with its liberty low
ing people will this grand principle
be fully carried out in the interest of
all the people, through organization
education and cooperation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27

bNL EAEEOoL NE OoAAACa NONAD I'll
times when he ached to start a chick
en- farm or go into the business of
raising catnip for the drug stores"
Mr.. BOwser felt the lift and colored
up, but hung on TO himself and pres
emily said:
my ambition may have resulted In
few trifiog mistakes that can pass
over. I am willing TO be called cratic.
but don't wish to be known as vision
airy. You may possibly have read of
the Wrights' aeroplane or flying ma.
chine?-
Yes. possibly"
And in your opinion what does II
amount tor
well, it flies. 1t flies and then gets
out OF order. Then 1t flies and gets
out Of order some more"
But It solves the problem Of flying"
''Oh. that was to be expected. Yes,
the aeroplane has shown that man can
rise IN the air and sail around when
conditions are just right. 1t is predict
ed that such machines will play a part
IN the next war, and II the wind Will
only keep quiet during the next war
they may do so. A sailing ship has a
good grip on the water. and yet when
the wind is blowing sideways she
drifts OF more or less An aeroplane
has no grip whatever on the air. A
side wind must blow her far out OF her
course. To carry three or four passen-
gers or missiles of war she must be
built so large that no machinery could
drive her against breeze In travers-
ing a distance of fifty miles she may
meet with a dozen different air cur
rents, all blowing at a different veloci-
ty and all whiriing her In a different
direction As a fad It win have a
place in history"
Praise For His Wife.
"Bless you, Mrs. Bowser-bless your
exclaimed Mr.. Bowser as he advanced
and shook hands with her. "You have
reasoned the matter out Just as have.
and let me compliment you. You are
the smartest woman I'm the United
States. By John, but you have hit 1t
square on the headr'
Then you have come TO the same
conclusionsT
"Just the same. and you don't know
how encouraged l feel to find you
agreeing with me. II you only agree
with what l have planned out fame
and fortune are within our grasp"
"Well. what have you plannedY'
Mrs Bowser, birds fiy In all sorts
Of weather don't theyT
''Yes, unless 1t be that hurricane is
blowing"
'Of course. The bigger the bird the
stronger he can ny, chr
''Naturally."
But this ostrfch-why can't he fyr'
Because nature didn't give him
wings strong enough He simply uses
them to assist him In running"
But suppose the ostrich could N.Y.
Suppose he could ny from New York
TO Chicago without q restf Suppose
he could be taught to obey like dog
iiks human beisgr
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27
Card Of Thanks.

We sincerely thank the friends aud
neig1bors WHO so readily and kindly
assisted US during TIE short illness
and sudden death Ct our dtpr faaher.
Lindsey Benaatt. TIE CaiIdren-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-01-27
on the Board.

The performer I'm the Christmas
pantomime who swallows the three
swords at once came near choking to
death this morning."
1fyi His swords stuck In his
throatr'
MOI a one."-Browninss Mage
zine.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
PRIEST FOR GOOD ROADS.
Smooth Highways In a Missouri Coun-
ty Preached by Father Placid

ty Preached by Father Placid.
Headed by Father Placid. superior
OF the Conception monastery at Con
ccption, Mo, I'm Nodaw8y county. the
township board Of Jefferson township
has put fifty-sIx Of the seventy eight
miles OF road I'm the township under
system Of dragging contracts. Farm
crs have been secured who will drag
the roads rs often as required by the
supervisors Mt rates running from 80
cents 10 - cents n mile. a dragging
consists, under tho contracts Scccntly
let. of two rounds, or four times over
When the plan was started Father
Placid. accompanied by the Nwnship
board. visited all the main Travelled
roads Of the township and selected the
sections which we're I'm need Of grad
Ing and would need such Improvement
before dragging could be effectively
started. The various supervisors were
then ordered TO have these sections
graded.
1t Is expected that after the grading
is completed It will cost an aver.
age of SEQ mile yearly TO maintain
the roads In good shape Father Placid
in n sermon delivered at the monas-
terry urged his auditors TO aid The good
roads movement
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
PERSONALS.

Mrs. J. G. Frye left this morning
for WythcviIe for short visit.
Robert Beavers left yesterday for
Raleigh, w Va, on business.
VIM. Mitchell lef; yesterday for a
business trip over tho Clineh Valley.
T. c. Nc'hirk, went to Northfork
this morning.
Geo. w. Lambert Of Roanoke
spent SUNDAY in the city.
A. S Harry of Falls Mills spent
last night I'm Graham
J. r. SHEPPARD. OF Roanoke was
visiting friends In Graham yesterday.
Mrs. J. i Benbow was shopping
In Bluefeld this morning.
Hugh Tabor died Yesterday at mi,
nome near Fails Mills
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
Our Neiohhors.

f, '-Wo simply must move" said his
wife positively. II can't stand this
place any longer"
All right" replied hoT husband. 81
know fat VIZ can get that S 50
cheaper than this one"
"Wen, l should say not. II vvo move
Into that the ndghbors would think
we couldn't afford 90 stay where we
are."-Detroit Free Press.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
LEPR0SY.
Aftor One Ravaae the Disease May Lie
Dormant For Years.

After One Ravaee the Disease May Lie
Dormant For Years.
Tho Icpcr I'm the settlement Mt No.
lokai IS far better on than the leper
who lies I'm hiding outside such a
lcper SIS a lonely outcast. living in con
sta1t feur Of discovery and slowly and
surely roltlng away. The action Of
lepr0sy is not teady. II lays hold Of
It's victim. commits n ravage and then
lies dormant for nm indetcrminate ne
rDd. u may not commit another raw.
sro for Ave ycnrs or ten years OF forty
years. and the patient may enjoy un.
Interrupted good health. Rarely. how.
ever. do these first ravnges ceose Of
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
NEW BOOKS

Just received a shipment
Of new looLa mono them
you will find The Inner
Shrine, IL herine, Peter
The Shepherd Of the Hills.
Tine Wis, Mr Opp. The
White III rs The Man lc
Lower Ter j. Shakespeare
Dead? ~ N TX Twain. TIC
little Bro M jug Egoisf.
The White Sister All the
new magazines New Alt8
mont New Stand Cohen B.
Baker, Proprietors. IL
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
MIssIon OF Pam.

Although looked upon as an evil.
pain IS kind 1t tells that the laws of
nature have been violated and warns
us TO correct the cause. If it were
not for pain we would go on doing
things That would destroy us. Pain
Is n warning that something IS wrong.
ana instead Of trying TO hush the pain
with some drug we should seek 10 re-
move the causp
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09
Extenuatina clreurostanoss.

Attendant On botanical gardens
tternly9 Don't YOU know It's against
tho rules 20 pluck flowers in bore?
Little GirI-B-b b but s'-. 7 thought all
that folks IN glass houses shouldn't 30
was ~ throw stones Success Maya
hne
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09

Courage, Ike cowardicc. s. undoubt-
Sdly contagious, but some persons are
act liable 10 catch it-C. - Prentice.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09

j. f. Grccyer was up from Poulo
yesterday
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1909-08-09

Mrs. j. G. Frye left this morning
for Wythcvi!le for short visit.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
PUTTING TAX UPON WEALTH.

There is no Disgusting the fact that
President Taft believes that the
wealth Of the nation can stand a larg-
err share of the taxes without being
discounted or oppressed.
He stands for a graduated income
tax and that it may be constitutional
he proposes an amendment of the con-
stitution so that it viii accord with
such law, and in this he is reasonably
sure of receiving the support Of the
people when the matter is sumbitted to
them.
He also recommends tax of 2 per
cent. upon the net incomes of cor
porations, advising certain exemptions
which seem to be wise and just. The
Courant feels sure that "one advan-
tage of such a tax would be a hand
some revenue, and incidentally there
would be further advantages, as he
wisely points out, that the result
would be to let in more light on cor
poration finances, which is in accord
ance with the popular sentiment. and
which, 1t may be added, strengthens
them instead of weakening Them
President Taft stands pat for fair
play. He would equalize these tax
burdens so that the masses will not
have to bear more than their pro-
portional part of them.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
CIRCULATION
THE NEW MUNICIPAL YEAR.

Mayor Lippitt starts off for his sec
ond years service with every mem
Der Of the citys government true to his
standard and with no chance for a
division of responsibility if errors are
made. The people are expecting good
government, and while good promises
are always pleasing they are conscious
Of the fact that good results are bet
ter.
Taking up an exchange from dis
can't city, we find the editor complain
ng Of the ,fnemciency Of the city gov
Brnment, and saying:
"This town has had plenty Of official
historic. Fairswords are pretty things.
We alslike them. There is certain
amount OF satisfaction in rounded,
bounding promise. But a town can't
Rvow on promises, rhetoric won't help
tWaybaoked bridges or cold factory
efamneyH. and fair words don't pave
broken sweets. A. city administration
that winds itself about with filmy the
cries and spends its Office hours in
dreaming dreams can't do very much
for the people who work and live in
the town II rules"
How true this is; and, yet, IL Is a
declaration of truth which would fit
any American city occasionally. The
memory Of Norwich voters is good
enough to4recall when such preach
ment would have just filed the bill.
1t does not fit Norwich now. and it
is not likely to underline present man
agement. The promises and the re-
suits must be in accord and then the
approval and support of the people
will be assured.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
WITH REFERENCE TO BARRIERS.

The Hartford Courant SAYS that one
Of the state house jokes for some years
has been the BARRIERS commission.
There have been other authorized bod
ies that did heap less, but this one
has had the knocks-possibly, in part,
at least, because so many BARRIERS have
by personal canvass sought the lob.
AS only three get it, a lot get dis
appointed instead. 1t has been pro-
posed this year to abolish the board
directly, and again to abolish it in
directly by cutting off the annual
fees paid by the licensed BARRIERS; and
the subject has its Anal hearing this
week"
This sanitary provision for the ex-
animation and regulation of the bar
bers' shops OF the state has, as The
Courant observes, improved the con-
ditions Of BARRIERS shops in all parts
of the state, and has not cost the state
treasury penny. There is nothing
to be said in condemnation of the
commission which can be effective. 1t
was needed when created and it has
done oreditable work, and so far as
known has been nen-political and in
the interests Of the people. The cit
liens who shave in the BARRIERS shops
Of Connecticut feel more content with
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
Clean City Day.

BY executive proclamation, June %
is designated as Clean City Day for
the city of Pittsburg and our house
holders are exhorted to observe the oc-
cGsion by getting rid of all forms OF
dirt and rubbish, indoors and out, and
hy putting their premises otherwise in
perfect sanitary condition. The object
held in view is a dual one. being pri-
rnarily to promote public health and
secondarily to improve the general as
pect of the city. Other cities have
tried the same expedient with excel
lent results. The appeal to individual
pride and self-respect is one that is
ret to be resisted. Even where there
is a chronic disposition to neglect APP
1earances, a direct invitation to clean
up strikes home, and once the good
work is under way. practically every
BODY is sure to take a hand and to
contribute to the sum of Improvement.
Whatever is done to fulfil the purposes
Of Clean City Day will be purely vol
urtary. and this insures that the meas
use of good will be the greatest pos
sible. An ounce of voluntary good in
tention in relation to civic duty is
worth pound of enforced obedience
to laws and ordinances.-Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
The BULLETINS DAILY STORY
HER FEW WANTS

Bronson had advertised for a ste
nographer. The first applicant was a
befeathered, languid-looking young
thing that had just been turned out as
a finished product from a business coll
lege and tagged as capable of taking
dictation in Chinese characters and
pounding out the alphabet on a type
writer from morning till night.
There was something about this
young person that made Bronson
think he wasn't going to employ her
before she had said g. dozen words.
Still, Bronson went ahead with the ar
engagements.
Il see your typewriter Is different
from the one I've been using" she re-
marked.
Don't you care for this maker
Il should say not" walled the appli-
cant. They had one over at the
business college like that, but they
hated it,"
"oh, WELL" said Bronson, Il never
liked the sound of it much, anyway
1 tell you what Wen do-we'll Just
shift that one over into the corner
yonder out of the way and then wen
get new one.'
Now, what about the hours? What
time would you want me to come down
in the morning." inquired the young
thing.
"oh." said Bronson, what time
could you CONS down without incon-
venience?"
Well" she began, you see, I live
out some distance on a suburban line
Now, If were to catch the o'clock
train that would get me here soon aft
er 8 o'clock, but if 1 catch that train
I should have to ge up soon after g. so
] suppose I'd better just take the next
train. Then l could get here little
after O."
Sure" agreed Bronson. Its a
cinch you don't want to be piling out
of bed at any a. m. These nice
spring mornings are just the time when
a person likes to sleep. And, by the
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
WHAT THE PAPERS SAY.
The Debate on Tobacco.

In the debate on tobacco in the SEN
ate the language of the paragraph re-
lating to the free admission of free
PRODUCTS of the PHILIPPINES was chang
ell ito make clear that all manufac-
tlred articles imported into the United
States from the Philippines should be
composed partly or wholly of products
oe the island or of the United States.
The change was made upon suggestion
Of Senators Bulkeley and Brandegee
and was intended to permit Connecti-
cut cigar wrappers to be taken to me
islands and then reimported into the
United States as a part Of cigar free
of duty" The terror inspired by the
probability of Philippine competition
as not so incapacitated our shrewd
Yankee tobacco growers that they can
not make a neat little turn in the in
tCrests of their own tobacco when
the opportunity presents itself. They
kave considerable presence of mind
still left.-Bridgeport Standard.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1909-06-18
the RIGHTS OF SUSPECTS.

The cases of two women arrested
in Brooklyn on suspicion of shop-lift-
ing and who were subjected to meas
urement and photographing for the
rogues' gallery before they had been
tried, has very properly given rise to
the question whether such conduct is
not an invasion of the rights Of the
arrested PARTISAN unlawful proceed
ing from start to finish.
Until a prisoner has been found
guilty he must be considered inne-
cent and should not be subjected to
indlgnitiss in the name Of the law
which Of themselves are no less than
criminal.
Judge Gaynor Of New York has re-
Gently centered public attention upon
these facts in the Duffy boy case,
which is being discussed all over the
country and will, let US hope end an
abuse that has cruelty wronged more
than one innocent man. At its re-
cent session the New York legisla-
ture measurably curbed the abuse by
enacting that the portrait of a man
who is acquitted shall be removed
from the rogues' gallery. But why
should the portrait of such a one
have appearance there at all? By
what right do the police measure and
photograph persons who are only ac-
cused Of crime? And what just end
is served in so doing? These oues-
tons carry with them their own an
swerg.
It may be necessary in some cases
to get photographs of prisoners to send
to other police centers for Identified
ton, If possible, but if no criminal rec
ord is established against them, the
pictures should not be put in the
rogues' gallery. This would be Just
to these prisoners and there can be
no good reason for doing otherwise.