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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11
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To most persons Edward Young ID
the author Of Might Thoughts" and
nothing more. but he was also q man
Of the world and q shrewd and caustic
wit as well as the rector Of st. Mary's
church at Welwyn. ,.
a.. It was there in the garden of the rec.
tory that he composed some Of the best
impromrtu verses known. He was
walking with two ladies when some
one summoned him to the house. His
companions were agreeable, and he
was4iu no haste to leave them. Turn.
ing as he reached the gate, he said:
Thus Adam looked when from the garden
And thus disputed. orders sent from
- heaven.
Like him, go and yet to 60 am loath:
Like him, go, for angels drove us both.
Hard was his fate, but mine still more
unkind;
His Eve went with him. but mine stays
- behind.
"A, Took Her at Her Word.
"1'l never tell another man I'd rather
dance than eat"
"Why not?"
HE kept me Waiting until all the
restaurants were closed. "-Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11
Raeinroeity.

''Do you expect your constituents to
believe all you tell them
,5s mo- answered Senator Sorghum,
..and III return they must not expect
me to tell them Ill / believe. Wash
I lngton Star. u.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11
a Candid Critic.

Author-Have you read my new
book? s55*544ts:s s;g3tsf M. -.+ Z -.
Friend-Yes IL. bs.:% s;sg.sss:.5 !.
IN Il. What do you think Of It 2? a..
We'll to be candid with you, think
the covers are too Tar apart Chicago
News. @ ss4s5 III 4ss 97Ess@
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11
,He Wasn't Fooled. =

II .">-E 10 WASN'T FO0Ic0s
a once famous publisher was man
well acquainted with general litera-
ture, and 1t was often said Of him that
he never failed to name the author Of
any given passage. A would be wit.
thinking to have a little fun at this
gentleman's expense, told his friends
at q dinner party before the said pub
fishers arrival that he had himself
written some verses in imitation Of
southey and that he intended to puz-
lie old F.. with the question Of their
authorship Z y ! !: * ': 4 -.
r Accordingly later In the evening the
wag quoted his lines, and, turning to
Mr.. f.; he said: II am. sure they are
southey's from their style, but / can
not remember where they occur. OF
course you can tell u.s." g.,-s r, 4
II cannot say remember them" re-
Piled Mr.. r, but there are only, two
periods in :southey's life when he
could have written them -
+. .:E '.Wllen were those r. asked the joker,
with wink at his friends. :
EITHER IN his infancy or his dotage,"
was the quiet reply. i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11

\ II 4 man empties his purse Into biz
head no one can take It from him
Franklin.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11
Redundant Partie ulars.


Redundant Particulars. =. =.
!: Cleveland people consider the name
Of their town. sumcient as an address
without the addition Of Ohio, and one
Iprotestins againstthe use of the name
Of the state tel. q story to illustrate
the folly Of redundant particulars. 1T
reminds me-" be said, 'of the fussy
Englishman who went up to st. Peter
and said, Pm from London And
then, for fear tie saint might mix him
up with somebody else. he added,
London, Engleud, you know, That
riled the good old gatekeeper. From
London, England. ehY esaid.S We'll,
Nj. Man from London. England. you're
knocking At the wrong door Your
new address is Sheol. Birthstone COIN
U. Dominion of Lucifer! - Exchange. :
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-05-11

Wherever there is a failure there is
some giddiness, some superstition
about luck. some step omitted, which
nature never pardons.-Emerson.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
Cost Of OUiuu Rosds.

A recently published report Of the
boston park commission Is interesting
In 1900 twelve miles OF road were
treated with oil to keep down the
dust, and the result was 30 s~atisfac,
tory that In 1907 the whole extent of
more than forty miles was treated 10
this way. Mr.. Putnam, the engineer,
has carefully calculated the cost. aud
he says that the annual cost Of sprin.
Killing a thirty foot roadway was $3.50
a mile, whereas the cost Of oiling the
same roadway thirty feet wide was
SS76, In addition to laying the dust,
the asphaltum In the oil had a binding
effect on the surface Of the road and
very materially lesscned the cost for
repairs. The oil Is put on In an emul.
sion In which fifteen pounds Of SOAP
dissolved In fifty gallons Of water are
mixed with a hundred gallons Of crude
oil. the whole being agitated to the
proper point Of emulsion. and then $50
gallons Of this are mixed with 400 gal
Ions OF water and sprinkled on the
roads, The plan has given the very
best satisfaction In Boston and might
he tried elsewhere with corresponding.
ly satisfactory results.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
ROAD WORK IN Ea3LAiD.
Method Of Maintaining highways and
Filling Up Soft Spots

HfHf1 ~ WV SFS
II may interest many tO learn bow
road maintenance Is carried out In
Great ATitaIn and ireland All roads
aud bridges are uBd.r the direct
charge Of the county surveyor. sho Is
in all cases g qualified civil engineer.
with ASSISTANTS under hiaI to 2 10
( the detail work. He divides the roads
Of the county into sections. - seefn.
best 10 him. for maintenance purposes
These seyersi sections are advertised
locally In the newspapers snd by 9th
or neat he, aud bids are invited for their
says James Johnston 81 Douglas coan
ty. Seb, Ia the Breeders GAzeite Of
Chicago. These bids are opened on q
certain day by n board u county c0n
m~lssioners, assisted by the cUuD,y sar
YeyoT. The lowest bidder gets thS
work. bot no bid Ia accepted oh5Ii the
successful bidder puts ~ \ t-gBJ
signed by two solvent saret!ss that The
work WIi te performed Should the
contractor faii to do the wofk the
county surrcyo, can have Il done and
sue the boBasiacu fer The work and
costs. All bidders for this ~ork have
specifications Of the work 10 BE- cone
on the seEsral sections Of F5sd How
long the sscticR Is, bow E1AHy ton 0,
meta! are u te bro&en and pat GA.
cleaning. keeping the wafer tables
clear and the grass % the roSd-sli
these are specified No that be knows
exactly what be has 70 do. The mat
ter Il putting On the metal IL LOOKED
after very closely indeed The cos
tractor has to pat all the material on
the roadside. The surveyor or bis as
sistant comes and measures II and
then marks 81 With sIaked lime. -
that II cannot be iuterferred with IN.
III IL IL put on the road Farmers are
always the contractors for this work
The roads every where are always In
good condition There are many soft
spots over there-bog and low lands.
with rain eFeFy day and sometimes
twenty-four hours at a time-but the
heaviest autos can spin along the bog
roads snd IN the ~rslniest weather With
no damage to the road.
They have no difficulty with the soft
In Ireland They simply throw
in rock, and the softer the spot the
the rocks, until they make It q
hard spot and then put the small stun
top, A mistake will surely I've
made II bricks are thrown into soft
spots They are simply no good for
purpose intended.
1t is to he hoped that the people OF
The United States win stop spending
time and wasting money In shoveting
Dirt into the soft spots, but will go to
Ike men OF business and build
roads.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
sam ESTES MARKET.

Get the best--it don't cost any more
Phone Is.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
NEW KIND OF ROAD MATERIAL
Salt and AIkali Scale From Boilers
Used In Parts Of Kansas.

Used In Parts Of Kansas.
The farmers In central Kansas AZ
well us the people In the towns have
been Interested In good roads for sew.
eral years, and In Ellsworth and Its
vicinity one eau see almost any kind
Of a made road.
At u or two places IN Ellis worth
county there are short roads where
treatment has been given similar to the
pavement on Douglas avenue In Ella.
worth. Here there Hre two blocks that
fool four.nfths Of the visitors to the
town. The treatment of this street
was commenced about two or three
years ago, consisting Of coarse and
fine clnders in layers. then u covering
surface Of salt and alkali scale.
The water IN this country Is very
hard, and IN all the steam boilers at
the salt mills and other factories a sort
OF alkali forms which must be remoy.
ed frequently, and this, with the salt
n alkall scale that forms In the salt
pans, Is used on Douglas ii
forms n hard crust aud makes a most
excellent street. 1t is a success on
the most busy t~horoughfare Of Ellis.
worth, and II the supply was not 30
limited the farmers would use II for
the rural roads and more Of the streets
OF Ellsworth would be paved with It.
The salt and alkali crust on Douglas
avenue Ia nov about three inches
thick, and this lies on three inches OF
coarse cinders and three inches Of fine
cinders. 1t makss a pretty street. In
appearance being like an asphalt pave.
ment before 1t becomes dirty.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
7. 4 N. Y. K. r. Schedule,

TRAINS ARRIyK.
No. 1913, from Clarksdale 40 d. m.
No. 1871, from Grenada 7.45 n. IN,
No. 3ii, from Charleston l0:l5 a. m.
No. 397, from Grenada 400 p. m.
No. 314, from Jackson 1880 a m.
No. 1872, from Jackson 7i32 p, m.
No. $50, from Memphis 1000 p. m.
TRAINS DEPART.
No. 9is, for Jackson $40 pm
No. sla, for clarksdale io:sAa. m.
No. 81 for Jackson 7:i5 a. ny,
No. sss, TfSgaals 5:3.P.m~
NC. ssS, for Grenada SIS a. m.
No. $40, for Memphis 400 a. M.
no. ~, for Charleston 2:45 p. m. "
81. WORKMAN. JR. Tit Agt.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
A Move For Good Resds,

Nearly 100000 voters Of Pennsyi-
rania have signed petitions asking the
state legislature to start the movement
which In 1918 will rive 4 bond Issue Of
S1o.oo0Oo0 for building good roads
The sum Of &S.O00.000 viii BE- asked
for to begin immediate work.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21
Mich Cows For Sale.

l have at all times soms good milch
COWS for sale At reasonable prices. II
J haven't got what you want can -
cure a good COW for you on short ncticA.
Address, L. X FANCHER,
Black Hawk, MiasL
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1909-05-21

Ball tsrrssrs-psdigreed stock. Alb
solutsly dead game. The best watch
dog or conpaaioa, and fastsst lighting
dog IN earth. Correspondence solicited.
BURNETT KENNELS,
Knoxville, Tean.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and Village Told Briefly
for Busy Readers.

which was beginning to be blown
about by the cool southeast wind.
Mrs Thomas Stewart of River St.
is confined to the house by illness.
Miss I7ucy Whitman of Pownal is a
guest of her uncle, Thomas Whitman.
The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs.
Nathan Suffman of Silver street is i'll.
Mrs. Nellie stone of Woodford is
passing the week with relatives In
town
Miss Hulda Bowen has been visit
ing recently at her home in South
Dorset
Thomas Lyons visited his sister,
Miss Anna Lyons at the Troy City
hospital Tuesday
Mrs. George H. Moore was called
to Williamstown today by the serious
illness Of her mother.
Harry Cummings is recovering from
the effects of his recent operation for
appendicitis at the Gibson hospital.
Street Commissioner A. II. Dunn
has a force OF men and teams at work
scraping Scott street and putting 1t
in shape for the summer
A new concrete walk will soon be
laid in front OF the Y NJ. c. A. build
ing. When completed it win add ma
terially to the comfort OF the travell
ing public.
These are house cleaning days al
the Y. NJ. c. A.. The whole building
from cellar to roof is being thorough
ly cleaned under the direction of the
ladies' auxiliary.
George Cotton of Woodford is work
ing in e. l.. Sibley's machine shor
on West Main street
Richard Cox has returned from
Nottingham where he has been spend
ing the winter working in the lumber
camps.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
BROUGHT FORTUNE TO FAMILY
The Refrigerator Car the Invention OF
Cape Cod Yankee.

Gustavus Franklin Swift, the first
Of this commercial dynasty was g
Cape Cod Yankee who bought steer
now and then and peddled the meat
from the back of a certain go-cart
which has since become famous
He moved to Albany and went deep
err into meats, discarding one after an
other partners who had not the fore.
sight and daring which he possessed.
He located in Chicago at the begin
ming of those days of great possibili.
ties in bringing into touch the new
west and the older east
1t was he who invented the first re-
frigerator cars. This was the one rev.
dictionary act which put his sons and
a few other sons in very fair control
OF half of the meat of America.
He saw the market for dressed beef
extended only after the hardest OF
fights. All great revolutions are
fought against. All the east, all Eng
land, all Europe. fought the idea OF
dressed beef and then accepted it. l
doubt If we could do without it now
Cosmopolitan.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
. THE REAL THING"
Comedy to Be Presented at the Con-
areqational Church Friday Eve.

We have all heard of Employment
Bureaus and many of us have learned
to know something of them from ac-
tual experience But it has remained
for that celebrated wit, John Kendrick
Bangs, to solve the numerous and
complex problems confronting these
time honored institutions, and in his
one act Domestic Farce entitled, THE
Real Thing" to be presented at the
Congregational parlOrs Friday evening
of this week he takes a long suffering
public into his confidence, and through
the medium of a succession of side
splitting episodes. clearly demon
strates many hitherto undiscovered
possibilities which might well be Ia
ken advantage of by those who have
to deal with one of the greatest ques
lions of the present age.
The solution offered bv Mr.. Bangs
will remain a most profound secret
until Friday evening aud as those
who are so fortunate as to be present
on that occasion are to be sworn not
to thereafter divulge anything oil
what they see and hear at that time
it may well behoove those who are
seekers after KNOWLEDGE to come early
md secure front seat. - RFj
The proprietor OF the Agency Mr.
McGinnis, being unavoidably called
away by reason of a most urgent mes
sage just received from his friend. the
Sultan OF Turkey, who feels that the
establishment of a branch agency a
Constantinople would be of materia
assistance to his Sublime Majesty ii
these days of tumult and pop-gun fire
works, will be represented b We. [
Bennett who has kindly consented tC
assume the active management of the
agency pending the return of Mr.. Nc
tGinnis.
Bridget OHara will be present il
person, as well as several Others
whose names will be published in thi
paper tomorrow
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

In your bodily system Is looked
after by millions of little soldiers
In your blood = those corpuscIes
constantly fighting for you.
If this army is well fed and kept
healthy and strong, by taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla, it will destroy the uncount-
able horde of germ-enemies that are
attacking you every moment OF your life.
Hoods Sarsaparilla will keep you
free from or will cure you of scrofula,
eczema, rheumatism, catarrh, anemia,
that tired feeling and all such ailments.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
A Hurry-up Medicine.

An effective remedy to be used when
something must be done right away, is Perry
Davis Painkiller-for sprains and bruises,
for strained muscles and for the aches and
pains resulting from blows and falls. Burns
and cuts are instantly relieved by it and
helped to healing There is but one Pain
killer, Perry Davis. Buy the new 3Jc. size.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
Kidney and Bladder Diseases

are indicated by one or more of these
symptoms, viz: Pains and Weakness
in the Back, Lame Back, Dragging sen
sation in the Back and Loins, Muddy
thick Urine, white deposit, brickdust
deposit, Puffiness under the Eyes.
Bloated appearance of the Face, swell
ing of ankles and feet, drowsiness, loss
Of memory. dropsy, Blood Poisoning,
and Rheumatism. Rydale's Kidney
Remerdy is guaranteed by us to give
satisfaction to all sufferers from Kid
ney p Bladder disorders.-Shurtlef
Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
NO PRISON FOR SARAH KoTEN
Young Woman Who Killed New YorI
Physician Last Summer

New York. April, 2O-Sarah Koten
the young woman who killed DR. Mar
tin w. Auspitz in this city last sum
mer and recently pleaded guilty to
manslaughter, when brought to trial
was yesterday through a decision OF
Supreme Court Justice Blanchard
spared the infiiction OLA prison pen
atty.
When the woman, with babe in
arms, was brought before the justice
he announced that he would suspend
sentence and place Miss Koten in the
custody of the council of the Jewish
society. This society, it was stated
would find her a home and rear the
child in ignorance of its mothers
crime. The woman left the court
with one of the mowen agents of the
society,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

We often wonder how any person
can be persuaded into taking any
thing but Foleys Honey and Tar for
coughs, colds and lung troubles DO
not be fooled into accepting own
make or other substitutes. The gen.
uine contains no harmful drugs and is
in a yellow package.-Quinlan's Phar-
macy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
10 w p RI C Ed
ADvE r T Isl NG

Advertisements not over four lines
in length in this column, 25 cents for
one time, 35 cents for twice, SO cents
for one week and $1.25 for one
month if paid for when the advertise
ment is brought in. If credit is given
an additional charge will be made.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
Washing Blankets.

How about your blankets? Are you
going to have them cleaned before
putting them away for the summer.
If so, call up the Bennington Sanitary
Laundry and have the team call and
your blankets will be returned clean,
sweet, and wholesome with that light
fluffy effect that yeu get in new blank
cts. Also remember we are doing
lace curtains in large numbers and
giving satisfaction.-J. II. Powers,
Prop, Bennington Sanitary Laundry.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
Very Low coIonist Rates Via. Nickel
Plate Road.

The California, Washington and
Oregon, daily until April 10Th. Finest
tourist sleeping cars from New Eng.
land. Write L. p Burgess, N. e. P.
A., 312 Old South Bldg. Boston.
Mass.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

We, the undersigned do hereby
agree to refund the money on a so
cent bottle of Greene's Warranted Sy-
rup of Tar if it fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee a
% cent bottle to prove satisfactory or
money refunded
Thompson's Pharmacy, H Houghton
j. NJ. Ayres, A. S. Hathaway,
Rarwood Drug Store,
G. r. & A. b. Hawkins,
D. A. Ward, o. C. Adams.
b A. Quinlan, E. C. Woodwork
w. j. Gokay, o. e. Adams Co.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
WANTED

WANTED-A girl. Inquire at the Soldiers
w Home. att
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

TRAVELLING sALEsMEN.-This is no
Il snap but represents an excellent oppor-
tunity for hustling hard worker. Apply the
Garland Refining 90, Cleveland, O. 4t6
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21
TO RENT

ITO RENT-A house. Inquire Of Mrs. .. G
/ Slade South Branch st. 42t6
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

VNANTED-Ag good all around cook at once.
w Call or address North Bennington Hotel
42tf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

rINO RENT-Or for sale, place on Imperial
l. Ave. Good location inquire OF Thomas
or Ernest whitman alto
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21

TTANTED-Lyman, the wen known pho
wv tographer of Nashua, n. H., is at 429
Main St.. over the Allen market. until Tuesday,
April 10. "a pictures % cents. 39t9
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1909-04-21


Mrs. ELIZA Crawford was very plea
sanity surprised by a number of her
friends Monday evening at her home
on Gage street in honor of her birth
day anniversary. Mrs. Crawford was
presented with a gold headed UNI
brella by Mrs. e. A. Booth in behalf
Of those assembled. Mrs Crawford
responded feelingly and graciously
accepted the memento of the happy
occasion. Choice refreshments were
served. Mrs Crawford was showered
with congratulations and wishes for
many happy returns of the day.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1909-01-20
Busy Commissioner Session.

The county commissioners have
been engaged in a most active session
this quarter and an immense pile of
work has been ground through the
county mill since the converting of
the board ten days ago. Night SEES
sions have not been uncommon, and
Tuesday night they burned the mid
night oil freely. There have been
some outside limitations that swift
pace was being set for the initiation of
the new member into the mysteries of
the county business, but those best
acquainted with the two old members,
claim that they could never harbor
such thought for moment. Be
that as it may, the new hired man is
showing good staying qualities, and
hobs up serenely every morning ready
for business and has not been accused
of missing meal during the whole
session. Some 800 warrants have
been ordered during the sitting. The
Cottonwood bridge which went out
with the recent flood will be immedi-
ately renstalled. The main portion
of the structure was carried away
leaving the approaches intact, and is
now lodged short distance below
the site. This will supply almost
enough material to reconstruct the
bridge. The commissioners expec
to adjourn tomorrow, and full re-
port of the proceedings will appear ir
The Globe next week.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1909-01-20
WIN. Richards
Real Estate and Mines
For Sale
~oAN~ExJu InAuO
SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATIONS.
GRANGEVILLE. IDAHO

SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATIONS.
In the District Court of the Second Judicial Dis
trict State of idaho, i'll and for the County of
Idaho.
Mnta +. linn Plaintiff William I. linn,
defendant
The State of Idaho sends greeting to William +.
linn. defendant.
You are hereby summoned and required 10 APP
pear i'll an action brought against yon by the said
plaintiff in the District Court. and TO answer the
complaint of the above named plaintiff, filed
therein within twenty days Exclusive OF the date
of service) after service on YOU OF this summons,
if served within this Judicial District, or within
forty days If served elsewhere.
The said action is brought against YOU for a
decree of divorce and the custody OF the minor
children. Neva NJ linn and Charlie O. linn;
said action being brought on the grounds OF will
full desertion for period of more than one year
next preceding the commencement of this action.
The particulars more fully appearing i'll the
plaintiffs complaint filed in this cause. And you
are hereby notified that if you fail to appear and
answer said complaint as above required, the said
plaintiff will apply TO the court for the relief de
mandcd in the complaint.
Attest my hand and the seal of the District
Court of the Second Judicial District. State of
Idaho. in and for the County of Idaho. this 2lst
day of December A. ID. 1905
(SeaD J. l. ONERMAN- Clerk.
]. b. WHITE, Deputy Clerk.
J. NJ. Gilmore. Attorney for Plaintiff. Grange
vile, Idaho. dec23jan20