The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-15
Partinant Personals

l Mise spell of weather we are having but it ain't no niser than the spell ol weather we had before this one. l. A good crop of punleins is reported from all quarters this year-some oi em is as big as bushel basket now and they ain't quite got their growth. In other words, punlcins comes in handy for COW feed as long as they last
 A flock of wild gees or wild ducks we don't know which past over Bing- vile early tother morning before mos, folks was up. Aint it a little mite early for wild geese or ducks to pass overi Yes.
 Hi Cranby says there is a going to be turrible good crop of chestnuts this fall If the dognashion worms don't git into them. We hope the worms won't git into them becuz it ain't no pleash- ure to bite into chestnut with a big white fat worm in it-no, on the other hand instid of being a pleashure it's almost disgustin.
 But as for beech nuts they be very skeerce in the woods and as a result we don't look for there to be as many squirrels as there was last year when beech nuts was more plentifuller. Late Whittacre passed thro his or | chard tother day to see how his apple crop was coming on It seems that Lafe set down in the shade of a apple tree on a old rotten apple which he didn't notice and he also didn't notice hornet which must of been on the apple for Lafe says that hornet prodded its stinger into him as much as six inches by the way it felt and he rig right up so high that he knocked his Phead on the lower lims of the appel tree so hard that he like to of battered his fool brains out. Lafe says he can't take no comfort settin down sinst that hornet stung him and as a result he gets awful tired standing up most of the time.
 Widow Skinner says 1t will take her garden long time to recover from being tramped up by stray COW not long sinst Why don't folks keep their cows shet Up, we'd like to know?
 Yves Woodruff, our expert hunter & trapper, says squirrels is awful thick in the woods this yoar, which he at tributes to large crop of acorns. It's aginst the law to shoot squirrels until Sep. 1, but Yves he don't always wait until then. If the truth was knowd we calkilate Yves has many squirrel pot pie before September l.
 While bilding stone fence last week Lige Cooper had a stone to slip outen his hand and light on his foot. Lige says that stone pinched his foot un- til he couldn't keep from swearing very profane, even if he is a member in good standing of the Bingville church; Lige says there is instances where forbearance ceaseth to be a vir- tue, and this was one of them in stances.
 The lawn fate held by the Ladies Aid of our church last Saturday ev'g. realized $4, and some odd cts, which amt will be handed over to Rev. Moore, our beloved pastor, to who it will be very welcome, being as the church is back on his salary several years and he needs the money.
 Doc Livermore, our talented horse dockter & human speshialist, ain't felt very well hisself lately. Doc says he thinks his stummick has went back on him. You would nacherly think that if Doc knows SO much about what ails other folks he would be able to tell sure what's the matter with hisself, wouldn't you9 Doc must have good courage 10 :ake some of his own ,~,HI.e:.- t-..~i-a