davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Democratic advocate., 1909-12-24
SHARRER C G0RSUCH
The Proof.

Calling names don't make any real
difference said the conservative CAM
paigner.
"No,' answered the scientist. cit
it did those Latin titles we have be-
slowed on germs would have discour-
aged them long Washington
Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-08-08
GOOD LUCK TO THE DECEASED

CHARLES DENNY, until recently American
- Consul General at Shanghai, tells of the
interest evinced by Chinaman of that city in
the wedding ceremony of an English couple
there.
At the conclusion of the usual western rites
incident upon the departure of the happy
couple for their HONEYMOON, the Celestial
sought Mr.. DENLY with this question:
why do Occidentals throw rice after the
departing coupler"
81 am not aware a' OF the precise origin or sig,
DENLY, "all know is that it is meant for good
luck"
Then WHY" demanded the Chinese tri-
umphantly, do not you Westerners throw rice
after the hearse when there is a funeral7"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-08-08
Big Tuskers Rare

|nURING luncheon Northcote cracked almost
to shatter our hope of elephant. by telling
us that while there were probably three hun
bred to four hundred ranging between the kisii
Highlands and the Maggori, the Nasal on the
east and the kavirondo on the west the big
tuskers were largely shot out by poaching ivory
hunters from German Territory. OF course we
might with rare luck strike good one but the
herds were kept so constantly on the march by
movements of the native population densely
crowded round them. and their country was so
nearly inaccessible. that it would be sheer luck
LII we sighted them at all, no matter how hard
we worked
| However. despite this disbursement. we
decided to give them good try. and the follow
| ing day marched back to Toronis sending
ahead of us three men to fetch on from our
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
NEW SOCIETY REPORTING.

heather be its
quddies
of for the benefit of the
a which place there recently
will with wher
follow
suit. S Posts of a function:
lively light lacey something that
hair backer
is
frst-they usually dotha $50
of they
in
small of pufs last night that they
had with
Sullivan had four all evening
sticking
their a of a
kimono, either
thing Miss Marie Keller black last
older than she is"
breath o.
print the
kimono like Indiana
oh you Denver
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

citizens particular Lake
County
Hammond with
Public Works and the city council fully cognzan is
important
council they
possibly
earlier the fight
should stand their and let the
FORCING
to
C. w. J.
consideration consideration that
question a
the
of Mr. IIotcf
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
THIS DATE IN HISTORY.

june ~.
1610-The first Dutch immigrants to
America landed at Manhattan. now
New York
1692-Bridget Bishop hanged at Salem,
Mass, for witchcraft.
176S-Riot in Boston over the seizure
of the sloop Liberty by the com
missioners of the kings customs.
1S01-The pasha of Tripol declared war
against the United States.
1S06-British house of lords resolved
to abolish the slave trade.
1S31-King of the Netherlands render
ed his decision on the boundary
question between Maine and the
British possessions.
1SS2-General Joseph Hester, govern
or of Pennsylvania 1928, died.
Born Nov. Is, 1852
1S61-Union forces repulsed at the bat
tie of Big Bethel, Va.
1S76-William Ernst. grand dukee OF
Saxe-W eimer. born
educational republican convention al
Minneapolis nominated Benjamin
Harrison for president.
1S93-The battle ship Massachusetts
launched at Philadelphia.
1905-Great damage by floods in the vi
entity Of Keokuk. Iowa.
1860. Fl. p. Belmont, prominent New
York capitalist, died.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
TO DISCUSS SOCIOLOGY.

That the world is giving and attention to the bemen
a be
in
dependents
scheduled
of
the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
IN POLITICS

The statewide prohibitionists are
keeping up q vigorous campaign in
Texas.
Maryland republicans will hold their
state convention in Baltimore Aug. %,
just two weeks later than the demo-
cratic state convention.
Governor Elect Brown of Georgia has
decided that his Inauguration the lat
ter part Of this month shall be devoid
of all ostentation.
At the recent Unitarian anniversaries
in Boston, President Tawt was elect
ed honorary president of the newly
formed national league Of Unitarian
laymen.
A large field IS promised for the next
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
r A n D NJ
THINGS AND FILINGS
Merely a Dream.

I dreamed I went to Paradise, far
from this vale so dark. and having
reached that happy land I sought the
baseball park; they charged me moth
ing at the gate. but led me blithely
in and murmured. as I took my seat;
The home teams sure to win" A
winged fan beside me sat. with the
grand stands shade, consuming pearly
peanuts and ambrosial lemonade; I
asked him why the shining hosts all
wore such happy grins; in heaven
here" the fan replied. the home team
always wins The game was nicely
under way when I fell out of bed, and
busted nearly all my Stats. and fairly
spoiled my head. forgetting was back
on earth, l cried: How was the game? r.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
No Change of Faith.

Mr. Kirk had been setting forth some
of his cheerful views of life. and the
summer boarder was much pleased.
You are a real optimist" she said
joyfully.
mo, ma'am,'' said Mr.. Kirke with TT
proaehful decision. IF I give you any
reason to think I am going back on the
Methodist church that was raised and
brought up in. I'm sorry; you've mis-
took my talk. I haven't any quarrel
with folk that find these new scots
helpful, but the old ones are good
enough for me."-Youth's Companion.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
THIS IS MY 44TH BIRTHDAY.
Frederick A Cook

DR. Frederick A. Cook. the arctic ex-
plorer, whose friends have become
alarmed about his safety and have is
sued appeals for money with which to
equip searching expedition, was born
in Sullivan county, New York. June 10,
1865. and was educated at the Univer-
sity Of New York. His first experience
as an arctic explorer was gained in
1891. when he went north as surgeon of
he acted as surgean to the Belgium
antarctic expedition in 1897. DR.. Cook
started on his present expedition to the
far north in the summer Of 1907. He
wintered on the Greenland coast, and in
the last letter received from him. dated
March Z, 1905, he was about to make a
dash for the pole He was then forty
miles north of Cape Thomas Hubbard,
on the Polar sea 1t was his plan to re-
turn last autumn and his failure to do
so has caused considerable alarm among
his friends.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

THE SECRET.
Does the world owe a man q living?
YeS-and no.
1t owes him a chance TO earn a liy-
ing. and. having given him the chance,
he owes the world the service neces-
sary to earn his living.
1t was said in the beginning that
man must earn his bread by the sweat
of his brow, not by the sweat of some
other mans brow
But some men eat bread for which
no sweat has been expended.
And that is not the worst of it.
There are those who steal another
mans opportunity to earn bread and
by so doing steal the bread out of that
mans mouth
But, thank goodness, few men are en-
tirely denied the chance to sweat for
their bread What pinches most of
US is this:
We are crowded out of our oppor-
tunity to do what we would like TO
do. We are forced to take up an I'M
congenial task We are willing to
work, but we want to select the job.
Well, it is rather pitiful but
We cannot all of US be awarded the
task we prefer We may theorize and
declaim on what society ought to be
and ought to do, but after all our
theories we must face things as they
are and make the best of them.
Some philosophers say the secret of
human happiness is only to be found
in the doing of the work one most de.
sires TO do.
That is to be doubted.
Happiness may be found that way,
other things being equal, for it is I'M
deniable there Is a certain joy in a
chosen task
But there is another way in which
happiness may be found-comparativ
happiness, for all happiness is com
parative-and 1t is a deeper happiness
than the mere joy Of congenial labors.
That way is to do what thy hand
| findeth to do-do it cheerfully and
heartily, and be Herewith content
? All. my friend, if you are bravely
doing the task that is next to you,
denying yourself, sacrificing yourself,
and If you are well satisfied to do that
task manfully, ungrudingly, until you
can do better. you have got close to
the secret
1t is mighty poor philosophy that
comforts only the man who gets every
| thing he wishes for.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
A Certainty.

Rich Uncle-You Nigh as well stop
incoming about Miss Beauty She hash t
been in love with you after all she
been after the money she though you
would inherit from me
Nephew-Impossibl why do you
think so?
Rich Uncle-I've proposed TO her my
self ana been accepted Bits.
The onfy Kind Left.
The guest glanced up and down the
bill of fare without enthusiasm.
"Oh we'll" he decided finally, you
may bring me a dozen fried oysters"
The colored waiter became all ap-
ologies.
Abs very sorry. sab. but ives out
ob all shell-fsh 'ceptin' aigs. Every.
body's Magazine.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
NEW LAWS FOR OKLAHOMA.

legislature
of purely
appropriations
year beginning June
the of general interest
0
prohibiting
weighing fixing
dent state agen a seat O
a a
sell Intoxicating
of
ad
and
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
TAKES IMPORTANT ACTION.

Probably the most important action
taken by the general synod of the Lu-
theran church of the United States in
session at Richmond. was that when a
thesis presented by DR.. L S. Keyser of
Canal Dover. O.. bearing on the differ
ences in confession basis between the
general synod and the general council,
was approved and adopted by a rising
vote. In this strong way the synod
went on record as TO the genuinness of
its Lutherism.
AUNT ALENIATED THEM.
Declaring that the love of an aunt
Miss Jennie Sharpless of South Bend
for her nephew was 50 strong that he
would frequently faint when he was
due from the office in order that he
would remain at her home, Mrs. Fran
ces Miller, a bride Of year, charges
her Of robbing her Of all the pleasures
of welded life and is lighting for di-
vorce. The case is attracting much at
tention because of the prominence of
the family.
VOTES DRY AGAIN.
After having been dry" by remon-
STRANGE for about three years, Lagrange
county, voting under the local option
law. recorded its ballots against saloon
license by a majority of $50 votes.
STRAY SHOT INJURIES ONE.
Firing upon an automobile Monday
night In an effort to stop it by pune
turing the tires. bullet from an In
dianapolis police officers revolver,
struck Sa muel W Dowden. an attor-
ney. and caused a wound, the serious
ness of which Dowden's physicians are
in doubt
SALOONNEEPER FINED 800.
Because he gave liquor to Marion
Cass. a lad of IA years. Thomas ia
cobs of Bloomington, was today assess
ed a fine OF 800 and costs and given a
jail sentence by Mayor Malott. The
boy testified that Jacobs had given him
a quantity Of whiskey to drink.
ANSWER BOYCOTT CHARGE.
Thomas w Lindsay. attorney for the
striking carmen of the Evansville &
Southern Indiana Traction company
who were enjoined by their former en-
ployers late Monday afternoon from
conducting any form of boycott, will
file before Circuit Judge De Brulel
/ Wednesday forenoon an answer to the
| injunction petition, asking for the i'm
mediate dissolving of the sweeping re
strainer. Plans are being made for 9
| hearing as soon as possibl.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
impossible.

In a certain town there are two bro
theirs engaged in the retail coal bust
ness A noted evangelist visited the
town and the elder brother was con-
verted. For weeks after his CONVEX
sion he endeavored TO pursuade his
brother to Join the church one day he
said to him: why cant You. Richard.
ioin the church as I dido?
It's ali right for YOU to be mem
Der of the church. replied Richard
but if 7 Join who's going to weigh the
al?"-Lippincott
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

gubernatOrial race in Texas. Among
the latest to announce his candidacy
for the nomination is Judge William
Poindexter of Cleburne.
Because the senate appropriations
committee would not give him a salary
of $500 a year as an employee of the
new committee on public expenditures,
Former Senator Henry b. Hansbrough
of North Dakota has resigned his po-
sition.
number of influential democrats of
New York. It is asserted, are to pre-
pare a bill to be submitted to the leg
islature next winter making amend
ments to the election law. which will
prevent the throwing out of right
fully elected delegates to state con-
ventions.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

a church in the north Of Scotland re-
curing a pastor, had a beadle who took
an active interest in all that concerned
the church. one Of the cadidates, after
the last service of the day was over,
stepped into the vestry to put off his
gown He though he would have
look at the church, and, netting the
worthy beadle putting things to rights,
said:
4 was just taking a look at the
church"
Aye TAX guild look at it," said the
beadle. for it's no likely yen ever
sect again. "-Tft-B Bits
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
The Rt Req Charles c. Grafton
LOOKING ON The SUNNY Side OF LIFE

was the blind man. She crept about a
bit; caught hold of some one, explored
a little with her hands and cried in
triumph:
Aha, 1 know who this is. This is
Uncle Jabez Carpenter. I can feel his
funny little mustache and his wiry old
whiskersr
But the girl explained it wasn't her
Uncle Jabez Carpenter at all. 1t was
her rich old Aunt Annie Plummer. who
cut her forthwith from her will
Washington Star
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
nisastrousIx Deceived.

Miss Ethel Barrymore, described at a
luncheon in Boston, the way she hood
winked the reporters over her wedding
For one reporter pretty girl" I
was sorry" said Miss barrymore. She
told me she was terribly fooIed-she
lost a two-column story-some ten dol
lars.
she said she was almost as disas-
trously fooled as she had once been al
home In her girlhood. They We're play
ing. she said, blind mans blu, and she
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
What TO Push.

Anyone" remarked the old gentle
man. "can build up fortune if he has
plenty of push
That depends upon the way the push
is applied" replied the wise youth
There isn't much money in pushing
a god-cart or a lawn mower"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
DAILY DIET HINTS
BY DR.. 7. j. ALLEN
Food Specialist.
FOODS WHICH AGREE To-
GETHER.

Improper mixing of foods is q
common cause Of dietetic trou-
bIes. Certain classes Of foods are
comparatively compatible, 9TH
ers the reverse. Naturally acid
fruits go we'll together-apples,
peaches, lemons, oranges-but
It would be better to take lem
ons alone or apples alone for the
best effect. All cereals are COM
patibIe, and they are the nearest
to nuts, wheat being very SINH
lar in its albumen and oorn and
oats having also a small per
cent. of oil as the nut has a
large pc tage. Flesh foods
are CONF with each other.
Cereals milk are fairly COM
patible, especially as the cereal
breaks up the indlgestible case
in into finer particles. Acid
fruits are not compatible with
milk or cereals or vegetables.
Each food requires special diges-
tive action. The further they dit
fer, in time of digestion and in
chemical composition, the more
Incompatible on this principle,
and turnlps or potatoes or rad
ishes, or other slow-digestlng
vegetables are incompatible with
prunes or dates.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
More PuznI~l Than Ever.

Pardon my ignorance" said the lady
passenger to the captain of the big
ship, but how do you manage to find
your way across the trackless ocean,
BY means of the compass. madam, 50
answered the captain. The needle in
variably points to the north"
But" queried the l. p. suppose you
wish to go south?"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
More SOciabIe.

Speaking of sociability" said the
propounder of silly questions. which
is the more sociable, an earthquake or
cyclone?"
Pass it up" rejoined the innocent
bystander What's the answer"
"Tht cyclone, of course" explained
the party of the prelude. I blows US
up. while the earthquake gives US the
shake"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

A Chicago judge advises all women
to look their prettiest when they come
to court They always do, judge. Also
when anyone else comes to court.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
UP AND DOWN IN INDIANA
FORT WAYNE ANExEs.

Mayor w w. Hosey of Fort Wayne
signed Councilman w. E. Cooks ordfn-
ance annexing territory in the east side
of the city. Mayor Hosey once vetoed
a similar ordinance and it was feared
that he would do the same thing with
this measure The bill hung fire a
year in the council before being passed.
By the act about $500 people are
brought into the city. The territory is
very well built up.
AIDE TRUSTEE OF UNIVERSITY.
George AIDE, author and playwright,
Purdue. 81, was electer trustee of Pur-
due university at Lafayette at the al
umni associations annual reunion. I'm
der law passed by the last legisla-
ture Governor Marshall will appoint
Mr.. AIDE to fill the first vacancy on the
board of trustees. The announcement of
AIDES selection was the signal for
demonstration on the campus and he
was forced to make speech
BIG LIGHTING MERGER.
An announcement from Louisville.
KY, is that the Evansville Lighting
company, holding concern for the Ev
ansville Gas and Electric Light com
pany. is to be merged into $4,000 600
corporation, embracing also the Spring
field, Ill, Railway and Light company
and the Rockford. H. Railway COM
pany.
POLITICIANS RUN RELAY.
Although it was at first expected
that the indianapolis Marion club
would send a full team of track and
field athletes to compete in the big A.
A. o. championship games at Cincin-
natl gymnasium and Athletic club. to be
held at the Queen City on June 10, the
Politicians have decided to send a re-
lay team only
MURDERER IS ARRESTED.
The grand jury at Lafayette return
ed an Indictment against Elias Ray a
wealthy Tippecanoe land owner charg-
ing him with murder in the second de-
gree and half an hour after the finding
of the jury the sheriff was on his way
and arrested Ray at his farm.
ARRIVES WITH BROWN HUBBY.
Evelyn Hill, the Chicago high school
girl. who created a sensation in that
city by marrying Leon Alarkon Fill
pino- Hawaiian. is in Indiana with her
brown skinned husband stopping at
the York hotel. Alarkon is member
of the Honolulu Student company, sing
| ing at Wonderland this week.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

There are two things that al
ways attract IA crowd: dead
man and n live snake.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Enlightening the Johnny Bulls, Miss
Rose Stahl has been explaining to
reporter that handing out the icy eye
10 the man behind the bank roll" is
equivalent to giving the rich guy the
frozen face" Good! Up to then we
were rather wondering what it meant
London Globe.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

The biggest book in the library?
What do you want Of that?"
on the quiet! To drop over the ball
ciny in a geeser with a bald head"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Mr. Burbank is said to be expert
menting with waist and waistcoat'
in the attempt to produce something
that will look down the side
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

The surgeon said; They shut US out
it was a beastly shame"
WALT MASON.
Copyright, 1909, by George Matthew
Adams.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Delaware man found a $500 diamond
in a cigar. No, friend; you're wrong.
This is not a cigar ad.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

A man of means never gives
himself away. either.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

A plain blue bingham was made up in
this design. The edges of the revers,
pocket, belt and cuffs are trimmed with
hlack and white checked bingham and
tie of black wash silk is used. The revers
and space between can be faced with
white if a guimpe effect is desired.
This pattern is cut in three sizes, 4,
md years. Size 6 requires 37s yards
Il 36 inch material. Price of pattern
. is 10 cents.
No ASS
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

There is something about girl who
Has had a '.steady'' that
You do not notice
About the girl
Who
Has never had one.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
COMMUNICATIONS.

all
to he wins such commua AT
"A Nc signed
utiOn is aken to avOid nsre
ihed in the hes of the people,, its
to The elf o he
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

THERE ARE MEN WHO LIKE TO
HAVE you START TO TELL THEM A
STORY so THAT THEY CAN HAVE \
CHANCE TO SAY, .'YES, / HEARD
THAT BEFORE"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

POLTTENEss IS ALL RIGHT IN ITS
WAY, BUT NOT EVERY MAN CAN
CASH 1T.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

The Ladies' Home Journal says sadly
that no poetry is being produced IN
this country now. What does the L H.
J. call some of the stuff then that il
prints?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10
MURDERED IS ARRESTED.
ARRIVES WITH BRoWN HURRY

ing at Wonderland this week
The surgeon said: They shut US out
it was a beastly shame"
WALT MASON.
Copyright. 1909, by George Matthew
And next week the demon" joy rid
ers.
Farmers! Keep your gangle-shanked
calves tethered or great viii be the
muss.
THERE ARE MEN WHO LIKE TO
HAVE YOU START TO TELL THEM A
STORY so THAT THEY CAN HAVE A
CHANCE TO SAY, "YES, / HEARD
THAT BEFORE"
Down at Crown Point the people ex-
poet to camp on the roofs of the houses
largely on the 18th and 18th.
Keep your health; if you do
happiness won't be very 1ar
away from you.
80, ,.,
This is not cigar ao'
80 4,,nes that al
$1,000. ,,.o,vd. a dead
IT, .La
4.... .,,,,a,, +ba,, come
, a. i,a,a ALSO
o,r+
iiA" u
hiinseih AWAY
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Down at Crown Point the people ex-
poet to camp on the roofs of the houses
largely on the 18th and 18th
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Keep your health; if you do
happiness won't be very far
away from you.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

And next week the demon" joy rid
ers!
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..Heart,toHeart
Talks.
THE SECRET.
BY EDWIN A. NYE.

copyright. 1909. by American Press Asso-
ciation.l
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Farmers! Keep your gangle-shanked
calves tethered or great will be the
muss.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-06-10

Where did you ever see per-
son who told the exact and
accurate truth--aH the time:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1909-06-24

satisfactory than the
following
The
coored The
the
flesh with
in match
The hat ostrich
used instead pink each
these gaiy ladies
Is the occasion
written tied to
Marie
areco an French pink
The bells to painted
slve ribbons red
Three
O. delightfully."- note to the table