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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02
January moon full next Wedncs-

January moon full next Wednes-
day.
Work has been resumed -, the
Conowingo flint mill. N
Cecil Taper Mil. WILL it is stated,
hereafter be run ON Sundays.
The planning mill and stove foundry
in Port Deposit have shut down in
definitely.
Yesterday New Years, was OBJ
served by the banks, public offices and
K. +. ID. Carriers.
There is talk OF organizing an
amateur County League for the COM
ing base ball season.
Lovers OF the sport enjoyed a 20
minutes chase in the neighborhood OF
Audora on Christmas day.
The County Commissioners met
on Monday TO act upon the new as
scssmcnt oi personal property.
Miss Reba Storey succeeds post
master J NJ. Swope at New London,
who resigned to become deputy sheriff
Skating at Farr Greek was spoiled
on Tuesday when the ice broke above
the dam. Some skaters got a ducking.
The Barr farm. I2b acres, located
near Glasgow. Del. has been sold to
John Frazer, oi Elkton. on private
terms.
The Louisa Moore farm near Mid
dletown. was sold on Wednesday at
Shcriff's sale 10 Samuel s Adams. Jr,
for $2.43o.
Christmas was quietly observed,
but generally enjoyed in Elkton in fact
not few had four steady days OF cele-
bratinC.
A fox was to be dropped yestcr-
dav afternoon near Davis & Vinsinger's
mill. and local sportsmcn expected a
good run.
Eli Crnssan the oldest resident OF
the Red Lion-Glasgow section. died
on Tuesday morning at his home near
Bear Station, aged 90 years.
Joseph Jones. colorcd broke
through the ice on n pond at Como
wingo. one day this week. but was
saved by Charles Giffcr and Samuel
nattcrs
- Ouar.u'nr was established in the
sections of Pcrryyi'lc where scarlet
fever is utust prevalent. on Tuesday,
by Dr. IT Arthur Mitchell, County
Health Officer.
The roofs OF several small houses
were set ablaze on Christmas eve in
Port Deposit, by fire which started
in thee Kinney OF one OF them. No
serious damage was done.
\ large number OF Elktoniaus and
other residents Of the county went TO
Philadelphia ON Thursday and Friday
49, witness the performance OF the New
Years Shooters and Yesterdays par
adc
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Martha ]. Hammond and Isaac II.
Hammond. her husband, have trans
ierred to w. ]. Snively, OF Oxford,
Pa, their I2S acre property in Cecil
county.
The WING acknowledges receipt
OF the tastiully printed and well ar
ranged historical calendar compiled by
Miss Mary VanSyckle, OF Irvington-
on-the- Hudson, frequent Elkton
visitor.
The p, B. & w. R. RS winter
schedule will be in effect on Monday.
The Elkton trains times are unchang-
cd save the SIS p. m. south bound.
which will arrive at SIT, four minutes
earlier.
Arthur Moore, son OF Percy Moore
OF Delmar, formerly OF Elkton, whose
serious accidental shooting by COM
rade was noted last week, Is reported
slowly improving at the Peninsula Hos
pital Salisbury.
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W. 7. Hnbario7 and Henry A. wIbgrion Solicitors.
Order of Publication
Hollis Reynolds Plaintiff
Us.
Gertrude ). Reynolds Defendant.
10 the Circuit Court for Cecil County. In Faulty
No. 2sii.

The object oi THE hill is TO procure divorce .
mcus.. ct thoro for the plaintiff from the defend
aut.
The hill alleges that heretofore on the ninth
day Of October lp1- he filed his hill oi complaint
in this Court against Gertrude 5. Reynolds
PRAYING TOT divorce a mcusa ct thoro.
The bill further alleges that your orator has
lately discovered that said original bill Is dcicc-
tive III that II enormously stated that he nt pres
cut resides 10 the City OF baltimore, in the State
OF Maryland and kc now charges by way oi
amendment to his aforesaid bill: that ON the Bisi
dnN ui December. t'ni, he was married TO the
defendant at the City Of Wilmington. iu the State
ui Delaware that they lived together until the
month of July iYl~ that IN glid last mentioned
month the aid defendant abandoned aud desert
on the plaintiff. without rnusc and that said dc.
PENDANT has never returned that his conduct to.
wards his said wife has always been proper and
hes pud rcproaCh that there Is no offspring al
said marriage that your ORATOR resides in Cecil
county, Maryland and has resided IN the State
ii Maryland lot more than two years next pre-
,vtliug this application Tot divorce. that the lie
icudaut resides IL the state Of Pcuusy lyania, ct
elsewhere beyond the jurisdiction ri this Court
The hill prays for "a divorce a mcnsa c, thorl
and for general relief.
u H. thcrcupon this FIST dav OF December 1905
ordered los the Circuit Court for Cecil County. in
Epuitv, that the plaintiff hy causing copy Oi
this order to lie inserted IN some newspaper pub
li.hcd in said Cecil county. once IN each Of iOui
successive weeks before the aith day OF january
next give notice to the said absent defendant OF
the object and substance ni this bill warning her
to appcar in this Court IN person or by solicitor
on OF before the 10th day OF February nest. &c
show cause, II any she has, why decree ought
not 10 he passed as prayed
MANLY DRENNEN. Clerk.
dee Post MANLY pRESSRN. CLERK.
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Notice TO Creditors

This u 10 give notice that the subscriber OF
Cecil county has obtained from the Orphans
Court of said county. letters 81 Admin. sifltiuu
on the personal estate oi
CHRISTOPHER PuFHAL
late OF said county deceased. Al persons have
inF claims against the said deceased are hereby
warned 20 exhibit the same with the vouchers
thereof duly authenticated on
OF before the 9th day OF June. igus. OF
they may otherwise. by Laws. lie excluded from
all benefits Of said estate All indebted to said
estate are requested TO make immediate payment
to the subscriber.
Given under my hand aud seal this 9Th dny OF
Dee i90s
CAROLINE II. PuFItAL
Administrative OF Christopher Puhai deceased
i'dccSt Test. rhos. II. Millor Register.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02
GO Acres of Land

More or Less, aud which was conveyed to him
10y l.. Marshall ilaines aud others By deed dateu
February -. 1904. and recorded in I.iber j. G. W.
No u. folio ST. &c. another OF said Land Rec
ord Books Of Cecil county aforesaid
Three Frame Dwellings are on this property
with outbuiidings
TERMS-cash on day Of sale.
HENRY G. HAGER,
sheriff OF Cecil County Md.
=. NJ. Groves aue,ioneer. dec Pots
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ORDER NISI
In the matter Of the sale OF the Real Estate of
Maria Foitz. deceased.


Ordered. this Fist dag Of December in the year
1905, by the orphans Court oil Cecil County, that
the sale OF the real estate Of Maria Fotz, late OF
Cecil County IN the State Of Maryland deceased
made and reported by Anna u. Foltz, Tunis c.
Foltz aud Edgcr u. G.. Foitz. her Executors I'M
der and by virtue Of power contained in her last
will and Testament be ratified and confirmed,
unless cause TO the contrary he shown on OF he.
fore the 27th day Of February. in the year 1872.
provided copy OF this order he inserted In some
for one month before the 10Th day Of JANUARY.
1919.
The report States the amount OF sale Ia lie
$4,000.
W. II. sfMcOE.
u. u. MERRITT.
r. =. MILLER.
Judges Of the orphans Court Of Cecil County.
True Copy r. H. Miller. Register.
2Sdcclm
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re r1id'ns homas
ara at Mibcrty Grove.
upper yielded the pupils
u S5o Tor a piano iund.
Ohhrch' Lewisville'
% rom IT'S recent Oazar.
Gs ~ Fort Deposit we're
d. chiciiy OF money, last
J'gin with ASH Wednes-
a. and end on Easter
800
DEC. ~ on FAR HUI
bundle. j. II. Peter
.
as bought 4 house anC
Fect, oxford, IRON w.
7 -, 500.
~ OF ROCK Springs, IS
dly crushed loot which
scd over
ma, is reported serious
ne there.
was Melted Tor the
.oIS library from It's
entertainments
gwen III Middlctown
\ Christmas night iof
nc'' &c $ G2inr, fol,
en- h"or IN the Cecil
Npra.ncd an ankle
ny ON growing wheat
from over -iccdinS
'Icrcc bought the laril
Piece estate ~ the
It public sale, last
EaI services ncid III
T., Church, Coiora,
members lpinillg the
gay
tgo, on reports from
lcre would be little
~ from w. ,fluiitry.
vt the I .';ton
recently placed
lding, will be
'nr town repor,
'E " been very
r 'n'n state that
'"'h for years
saw some
amongst the
tN T. We do
'nrA or state the
Hnder the iioward
been enclosed sup
IS; and an entrance
q VIII be used as 4
'aS SOCK ,n''ai hr'o
~ FRIDAY december
trcd ne teacher ~
WiS' WISHES I" thank
rd
ot $500 To- be applied
c salary ct the pastor
C Presbyterian Ch'irci'
r the VIII OF the late
Dennis.
ng machines VIII snort
IN the two long wing
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02
ORDER NISI
In Re. The MoriRaRcd Real ESTATE Of Hannah
\. WilRis ct. al.
IN the Circui, Court for Cecil County.
In Rquity, No. 80,

ordered. this 3i-t day Of December ifns that
the report of Henry NJ Mccullough, Special
Auditor mentioned ~ these proceedings be
ratified aud confirmed. unless Cuusc 10 the con
trary thereof he shown or before the 2ith day
OF January next, provided a copy ol this order be
inserted IN some newspaper printed and pull
hshcd III Cecil county once ~ each of two site
crssivc weeks before the 18th day oi January
next.
MANLY bRRNNES
True Iopy-Tcst; Clerk
Ian 81 MANLY DRFNNRN. clerk
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NOTICE

All persons are forbidden throwing Ashes or
any Rubbish into the streets under penalty Of
the Laws OF the town OF Perryvil c. Md.
A. II. OWNS
i9dcc Nv Secretary and Trcasurcf
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02

5000 10 loan on first mortgage on real
estate In sums OF 500 Also 800 on nrst
mortgage. Apply TO
HENRY NJ. MCCULLOUGH
JulyTtf Elkton, nd.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02
LOT, FRAME DWELLING ~
And 0utbuiidings TIL

living and being on Eas, High street in the said
town OF Elkton, which was conveyed 10 Frank S.
Royitu NOV deceased by deed from Elizabeth
DuRau aud others on the oath day Of March, 1901.
and recorded in tiber J. G. W.. No a. folio SIS.
&C. one Of the Land Record Rocks Of Cecil
county aforesaid.
This property contains comfortable Frame
Dwelling, with garden attached aud Is IN good
repair.
NO. 2-Ali that farm lying and being about :
miles south Of Elkton. Md. in the Third Eiec.
ton district Of which the said Frank s. Rovitti
died seized and possessed, and containing
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02
FOR SALE.
MONEY TO LOAN.

$500 &c loan ON good real Estate Security.
JOSHUA CLAYTON,
Attorney at Law,
aug2l.tf Elkton Nd.
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FUNDS FOR LOAN .

Funds for loan in amounts from 500
upward, on mortgage Address
GEORGE A. BLAKE. Attorney,
l4nov2mo Elkton, Md.
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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1909-01-02
Farmer Wanted

70 farm the farm where nov reside In the
Fourth Election District Of Cecil County. neas
Rock Church. Address
OSBOuRNf s. tfAcKIE.
dec is-u ChidH. Md. X. y. ID. No. \.
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Attorneys Sale
OF
REAL ESTATE
In Elk Neck.

~ virtue of authority contained in mortgage
from Annie NJ. Groves aud husband, dated April
ls, igOl, and recorded in Lihcr ~ H.. No. l. folio
leg one ri the Land Record hooks Of Cecil com.
Is. Md the undersigned, attorney named IN
said mortgage will offer al public sale. at the
Court House door. IN the town OF Eikton. IN
snid county ON
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ionday,
fl ), ~alu prevalent at
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30

his home about savsn o'clock In the !
evening He alighted from his wagon !!
and after unhitching Que tug he fell !
to the ground AMI went to sleep.
to his story he slept about
two hours and when he awoke he'll
managed to finish unhitching the
horses, put them in the stable and
fed them, after when he started a
fire in the heater AMI went to bed.
1t was not until NEXT morning that he
discovered his feet were frozen. :
Gabriel Poverud. his nephew, call
ed on him the next morning and
wanted to summon ;: physician but
Gudem protested as he feared doc
tor would amputate his limbs He
managed to move. abou: his place
and take care of himself until We'd
nesday of this week. when his con-
dition became genel ally known and
he was brought to town His brother
John was notified at Bnrnstad and
on yesterday accompanied hy l)r.
Mathews, John Gudem and Ell. CAT
frey he was taken to the Bismarck
hospital. About six o'clock yesterday
morning lockjaw SCI III. The patient
expired at the hospital at seven
O'Clock last evening and the remains
were brought back mere today. A
brother and sister living near Hank
inson have been notified and we I'M
derstand that the iItermcnt will take
place here next Monday afternoon.
The deceased, when sober, was an
! honest, Industrious and generous
hearted man, but intemperance was
his failing. He was unmarried and
about forty years of age.
We trust this sad end of our de-
parted friend will serve as a note of
warning to those addicted to the ex-
cessive use of intoxicants.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
DETAILS OF THE .
GUIDUM ACCIDENT

Napoleon Homestead: King Alco-
hol has claimed another victim where
by an otherwise strong and big
hearted man has been laid low as the
resglt of it's USE
o. Saturday, the 18th inst, Geo.
,Gud< N. the unfortunate man, WAS in
Napoleon and received freight con-
signment of twelve quarts of whis-
key. With the assistance of some
friends he drank the contents Of two
bottles and about five o'clock in the
afternoon he started lc drive to his
claim about ten mil IS northeast OF
town with his team and lumber
wagon He reported that he reached
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
.bALLINGER
CONTINUED from page 81

phate are not adaptable to DISPOSE
ton, and should not be allowed to be
disposed Of as either placer or lode
mineral claims, but the deposits
should be leased or sold in limited
areas and on conditions preventing
monopoly and insuring domestic use.
The so-called timber and stone acts
of June 3, 1878, and August 4, 1902,
should be repealed, and a law enacted
providing for the disposition of all
the remaining timber upon the pub
lie lands, separately from the soil,
and for the disposition of the land
after the timber is removed, under
appropriate agricultural or mineral
laws.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
III have double the acreage.

will have double the acreage. He
finds it easy to keep corn clean and
has practically no trouble with weeds
the soil in this respect In roster
county being very favorable for corn
growing. From his wheat land MT.
Murphy continues to get thirty-hVe
to forty bushels, while other land In
his immediate vicinity that mas not
been farmed half as long is now CIV
ing I'D not more than dozen bush
els. The continued productivity OF
his land is credited by Mr.. Murphy
to the fact that he keeps stock there
on.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
PRETTY Wedding AT
WILTON ON TUESDAY

Wilton, Nov. 29.-At the home of
the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
S. A. Peterson, at Painted Woods,
on Tuesday, November %, Miss FL
VIVA Peterson was joircd in mar
riage to Mr. Clark Crawford of Brit
tin, N. D., Rev. Darling officiating.
The bride is the daughter of one
of the best families ir this part of
the state and is we'll known to many
Of our readers. She recently proved
up a homestea near Garfield and
taught inathat oneighborhood several
terms.
Mr.. Crawford is e. prosperous
young farmer. near Rrittin where
they will make ;hei- future home.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
Try the Tribune want columns.
SUMMONS.

State Of North Dakota, County OF
Burleigh.
In District Court, Sixth Judicial
District. ~, -.'2'
" Sarah Gilbertson, plaintiff, VS.. Ole
Gilbertson, defendant.
The State Of North Dakota to the
above named defendant: I'll -, 49,,
" You are hereby summoned to ans
wer the complaint of the plaintiff in
the above entitled action, which com
plant Is hereunto annexed and here
with served upon you, and to serve q
copy of your answer to the said COM
plant on the subscribers at their Of
fees in the city OF Bismarck, In said
county Of Burleigh, and state of North
Dakota, within thirty days after the
service OF this summons upon you,
exclusive of the day Of such service
and In case Of your failure to appear
or answer, Judgment viii be taken
against you by default for the relief
demanded In the complaint.
~ Dated October 3Oth, 1909. VIZ "a
5s&ss " %COCHRArJE & BRADLEY,
-: ~ 49, ~: Attorneys for Plaintiff,
~ Bismarck, North Dakota.
To the defendant, above named: ~ i
.%*' You will please take notice that
/ the summons and complaint in the
above entitled action were. filed in
I the office Of the clerk Of the district
court of Burleigh county, North Da-
kota, on the 22nd day Of November,
1909. 81 i. n. 7s sssl Ess s
Dated November 70, 1909. !
COCHRAfJE 81 BRADLEY,
7 IN. :.zs Attorneys for Plaintiff,
Bismarck, North Dakota.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
MURPHY BELIEVES IN STOCK.

Darlington independently. ".
Murphy, near Bordulac, is getting a
couple of cars of steers ready for
market and expects to ship them next
month if St. Paul prices are favora-
BILE. Mr.. Murphy has 1853 head Of
cattle on his place at present and
about fifty hogs. He is enthusiastic
over the benefits to be derived from
stock raising In Foster county. He
believes in raising good grade of
stuff and has decided on Shorthc rms
for cattle and Poland China hogs.
Mr.. Murphy says his land las been
farmed now for twenty-four years
and is more productive today than
ever before. This season he had in
forty acres of corn that turned out
fifty bushels an acre. Next year he
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30
(First publication NOV. 81 /
Notice Is Creditors; III.

In the matter Of the estate Of Jacob
Pfany deceased. 4 rsEESs.
{ Notice IS hereby given by the un'
tdersigned, Margaret Pau, admins
tratrix of the estate of Jacob Pfau'
late of the town Of Wilton, in the
county of Mclean and State of North
Dakota, deceased, to- the creditors OF,
and all persons having claims against
said deceased, to exhibit them, with
the necessary vouchers, within four
months after the first publication OF
this notice, to- said administrative,
at Wilton, in the said county of NC
Lean, or at the Office of John F. Phil
brick, in the city of Bismarck, N. d.
Dated November 8, 1909.
MARGARET PFAU,
Administrative.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30

M. A. Edburg has returned to Bis
marck and is ready now for carp"
entering and contracting work. Phone
me at SO1 Seventh street and let me
call on you at once.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-11-30

New line Of Pictures and mould
ings Just received at Fields, corner
Main and Third streets.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-02-01
BROADWAY THEATER.
"The Shoemaker."

A melodrama considerably out of the
ordinary and introducing Lew WEIGH,
one OF the brightest salaried artists
and withal most well known comedian
and char acter actors before the public,
will be presented for the first time in
Norwich at the Broadway theater this
evening II is by Hal Reid and is en-
titled "The Shoemaker" During the
progress Of the plays four acts there
is not dull moment. The action is
constant and plausible and the plot is
developed in an intelligent and natural
manner. The Shoemaker" differs
from contemporary plays Of the same
kind in that it makes a strong appeal
to the heart, depicting life as it exists.
There is no attempt at eXaggeration
or spectacular effect. 1t is play
founded on the frailities of human IA
ture and constructed by a master hand
for the purpose Of edifying, amusing
and instructing. Mr.. WEIGH has
divers opportunities to display his un-
usual talents. He is the moving spirit
in the production and is ably supported
by a company Of capable players.
During the plays progress Mr..
WEIGH will give in the second act, the
speciality that made him the most talk
ed about and highly praised performer
in vaudeville.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-02-01
FULL ASSOCIATED
PRESS DISPATCHES
fOETRf.
AMBITION.

What is 1t to be great; is IL to climb
With eager, tireless foot the highest
peak,
Or, with a child's unquestioning faith.
to seek
Gods viii. and. patiently, abide His
timer
Be mine the lower. thine the higher
part,
Honor in life, enduring fame thy lot.
And mine to live unknown, to die for
got,
Each loyal to the dictates of his
heart.
Equal in loyalty, then equal need
For service rendered. whatso'er II be.
Or humblest field flower. proudest for
est tree,
OF all her rich womb bears hath nature
need
To every soul OF man there comes a
call
For service that no other soul can do:
Gods viii and. patiently. abide His
time?
Charles Sprague Smith.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-02-01
VIEWS AND VARIETIES.
Clever Sayings.

my boy, do you know the nature OF
an OATH" Yes, sir; we got a par
rot."-Houston Post.
Absent minded, Is she?" 81 should
say so. She's the kind Of woman who
could go to a bridge party without her
rings."-The Bellman.
Wife alously--Ceorge. I don't like
the way YOU looked at that woman.
George Csavagely) she didn't.
either-Puck.
Bottled water is having a big sale
now I'm Georgia" Helps some to drink
it out of a bottle. s'pose. louisville
Courier-Journal. .--
Stella.-How can man get into So
ciety? Bella-Have wife and an auto
thai are both good climbers.-N. Y.
Sun.
The Preacher-Do you go to your
place Of worship every Sunday? The
&aymau-Yes. that's the only day
have time TO call on her.-Cleveland
Leader.
Your friend is literary author
ity, IS he? Has he ever done any con-
structive work." no: destructive.
He's bool, reviewer."-Outlook.
Maud-My hance is heartless
wretch Belle-whats the trouble?
Maud-I've got a better offer and he
won't release me from our engage
ment.-Boston Transcript
Mrs. Stubb-After reading the story
of the apple l have reached the con-
clusion THAI Eve must have been light
headed. Mr. Stubb-Gracious, Maria!
Was peroxide in existence them
Chicago News.
Willie-It's awful hard work to go TO
school when l see all the other fellers
out skatin'. Willie's Uncle-How DO
you manage &c? Willie-T don't CO.
Philadelphia Record.
Honduras has closed its doors against
the entrance Of American criminals.
1--WE are only following the precedent
set by your jails." the citizens explain
ed to those who deemed the act dis
courteous.-Philadel Ledger.
why don't you try to leave foot
prints on the sands Of timer" asked
the earnest friend. What for" replied
Senator Sorghum, "to be measured by
secret service detectives ?"-Washing-
ton Star.
Doctor (to patient)-Your case Is a
very serious one, and l think a con-
sultation had better be held Patient
(too sick 20 care for anything) Very
well. doctor. have as many accompliccs
as you like.-Spare Moments.