The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-03-11
Cbistles.

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ilano Why iast a. ts~tgt I''nht
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faissss pSyhisms
Mr. Caller Mr.. Defati j. hi.
iag parsaor Nh. Homer Ilos :
ii.Ai' Mr. Csllcr She "a awfallY
a.ac. boz, gracious. boa narrow
Patron Why i i that some q the
faces yua apd cot from Your studio
Ars 10 rery hadf Pho,ographer--ii
susy be-. ~, became my plates srr SEN
sitiyc.
There's something honey about a
isakciile and something We like, J
wonder shat il 10. Don'iknow unless
Il i that i Is usually singing about IT,
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- Father lprondlyl-~l believe, my
dear. thai boy Of oars knows rs much
~ do, Moiher--f Yes, poor liIilc fell
lssi Us TOO bad .ba, he doesn'i know
any more.
The Aagicr-ls this public water,
my mani The lnhAbitant--Aye. The
Angler Thea il won't be crime II ]
laad hshl The inhabilanl--Noi i'll
be- = miracle.
Him Am the first man yoa were
ever engaged TOT Her-Don't insult
ms. You know perfectly well ,ba, ]
am twcuty.iye years old DO ! look
like lemonf
lis that water you ARE using well
waterf s'pose NOT. answered Farmer
Corntosscl. don't see how il could
be exactly well with all the germs the |
doctors say il has 10 il.
Tommy oh. my pa says you're q
blamed nuisance, teacher. Teacher
WHAT Tommy Wen. that's what be
says am when ask questions, and
that's what you're always a.doin'.
What do you think Of members Of
European arslocraoy as sons'in.lawi
Well. answered Mr.. Cumiox, the way |
their relatives boss them around lndi. |
Gates that they ought to make easy |
husbands.
What is the difference between
making money and earning money!
asked the youth. Sometimes the DIFF l
ference is trip TO the peniteniiary for
counierieiiing, answered the home !
grown philosopher.
The little DE Jones girl is talking
10 her playmate, Lacy van Smith, oh,
Lncy, said she. We have new papa.
Have yonf What's bis namef Mr..
Hayes. oh, psbawl We had him,
too, bu, we didn't like him.
---one thing | must complain about
In my wife. father, is that she has such
a rude habit Of cutting of people when
they talk. BE patient with her, my /
boy. Remember when you married
her she was telephone girl.
- He ia The restaurant Have som,
lobsteri she--I don't like it. never
eat il. But IL yon have never eaten II
YOU don'l know whether you like II or
not. Have some. But ! don't like ii
II | liked il I'd eat il, aud | hate IT,
Her Mother ! thought just heard
you saying goodby forever 10 Mr..
Sniggsley. She Yes. Her Mother
Then why are you penclling your eye
brows and taking such pains TO fix
Yourself upf Shel want to look my
best when he comes back.
-Biuk-Thc people at the summer
resorts are NO courteous. Did yon ever
u iliee how every one connected with
The biz hotels gives You The glad hand
when you arriye' Wink Yes, from
the head waiter down, and the glad
hand Away. has the palm turned up
ward.
~ You say The blind man can tell the
denomination Of bank bills without
seeing ihemf Yes. lie merely fingers
them over. Why. that's marvellous.
How DO you account far III Easily.
lie was chronio borrower Of small
sums for twenty years and in this way
acquired an extremely delicate sense Of
touch.
After this shall use safety razois, ,
declared Mr.. sinbb. with mach cmpha-
RS. They are no good. John. scoifed
Mrs.. sinbb. No goods What DO you
know about tbem' A good deal. !
tried 10 sharpen a lead pencil with that
ne~ one you bought. and il wouldn't
even make dent.
dudley Judging from remark
kroiche,l made shout you, b. seems 10
consider you man af great deterini-
nation. pincbpcnny I'm surprised 70
hear o. bis saying anything eomplimen r
lAry. He's usually knocking me Dub q
ley Hal Maybe that's what he was /
doing. he supply said you never E
gave ap."
Father Why DO you aliow tha, D
fellow who's calling here 10 remain 40 II
laug' nirl Lac s,adrni Merely prae
tieiug Tor my court practice, father
Father How SOY Girl Law Student
Well. ! sss prepared 10 dismiss bis
suit. ha, Of coarsc hNd W listen 10 his
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