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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
Oriental Silks.

Oriental silks have a way of coming
in on the market and meeting with
popular favor because Of their genuine
oddly among fabrics. They are al.
ways sought by persons who look for
the exclusive patterns and this ia
possible among oriental silks where
two patterns may be alike, but of diff.
ferent colors. The trimmings for such
are plain silks, soutache and crochet
buttons. One of the dashing dresses
constructed Of this material was a
brick red, with clouded effect. 1t was
trimmed with black-red grosgrain
silk and an edging of black soutacbe
in sawtooth fashion for bands. The
dress was very good example OF
what can be produced with a foreign
silk.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
LINGERIE Ran-

"A pretty sum ner fashion is the
lingerie Dorothy bag Dainty LITTLE
bags of open-wo.k embroidery ~ tbo
broderie Anglaise order, with Innings
in delicate shades of pink, primrose
blue, green or mauve and ribbon
handles to match, will be carried
The color chosen for the lining will
be repeated in the draped ceintura
round the waist, the ribbon on the
lingerie hat and the bows of Ehe snn,
shade.
1t is a quaint and pretty fashion
the lingerie bag, and during the hot
part OF the year the familiar leather
handbag will take back place.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
THE STORY.
HTALL Achier!"

HHALL Achier!"
~ The command of Ozias sounded
sharp and clear on the early morning
air, and the scurrying feet told Of the
eager effort to obey.
The little group stood within the
space about the great massive gates
OF the city which but short time he
iore had swung on their hinges and
admitted Judith and her maid WIN
hve days before had gone forth "a.
King their lives in their hands that
they might serve the city they loved
And that their efforts had not been
IN vain was evident from the ghast.
~ trophy which one OF the group held
In his hand.
Hang il upon the wall" Judith
aad said as she had passed on and
after the first thrill OF Excitement
nad subsided and the ruler and princae
81 the city had regained soma
what Of their composure. Ozias had
betbought himself OF Achier. tho
Ammonite chief whom Holofernes had
unsigned 10 the city TO await deatp
when the city should be taken bv his
soldiers, and had commanded that he
be brought.
at last the hour has come" NUT.
tered Achier. as he followed the mos.
sengers back through the streets in
the direction Of the city's gate. But
], Achier. the Ammonite chief. will
at least show them how a true sol.
uer can die"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

queer complaint has come from
Coney Island Young and handsome
policemen on the Gibson man plan
were so hampered in their work bv
the adulation OF appreciative femin.
Unity that an official order has gone
forth replacing each Adonis OF the
club with an old and ugly veteran
who is also required TO be married. go
as TO be absolutely steelproof against
temptations 10 engage in the alluring
game Of fascinating the fair sex
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
SUITABLE IN MANY SHADES
Graceful Gown Of Cashmere That
Would Be Appropriate in Al
most All Seasons CoIors.

Alligator-gray is the color chosen
for this graceful gown, but it would
look well in many of the beautiful
shades there are to be had this sea-
son. The plastron down center of
front and back is trimmed each side
with satin covered buttons to match.
the other part of skirt is plain, and
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
Paris Adopts Tailored Hats.

The chapeau taileur is having an
astonishing vogue in Paris. SO great
Is the demand for this particular kind
Of headgear that the leading Paris de-
signers and even those whose spe-
cialty until now has been the elaborate
hat exclusively do not disdain to de-
vote some of their attention to it
Vogue.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
A Rich Error.

Printers errors are always funny"
said Gen. p. P. Parker Of the Arizona
G. A. r., land I'll never forget one
that was made over a Memorial day
sermon some years ago In Phoenix.
THE Monday morning report of this
sermon began:
1.-The Rev. DR.. John Blank creased
the pulpit on the occasion'-and SO on.
'Graced.' of course. il what wa.
meant"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Eighth St, Canon City, Colo. says:
Three years 1 suffered with rheuma-
tism, dropsy and kidney complaint,
and became utterly helpless. found re-
lief after using two or three boxes Of
Doan's Kidney Pills and kept on until
cured. Doan's Kidney Pills have
been a blessing to me-"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Count Boni de Castellane wants to
go on big hunt in the Rocky noun.
tains. The little pink-and-white count
ought to be careful in this determine
ton lest the wild animals mistake
him for dainty bonbon rather than
near-Nimrod. Besides, the limelight
can accommodate only one mighty
hunter at this time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

rests slightly on the ground all round
Two folds are arranged on each shout
der, and brought slightly toward The
plastron, both front and back. The
revers are trimmed with braid, and
edged with ball fringe. the sleeve is
trimmed to match Tucked silk forms
the yoke, and plain silk slightly
tucked is used for the deep cuff edged
with frilling.
Hat of stretched satin trimmed
with roses and ribbon.
Materials required: Eight yards
cashmere AZ inches wide, four dozen
buttons. three yards ball fringe, one
half dozen yards braid, two yards silk.
11R yards satin.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Queen Alexandra of England has
done an unwise thing for herself in
coming to the front TO denounce wom-
an suffrage. Hitherto she has en-
joyed the privilege of being let alone,
but now she has challenged attention
she will probably get it from the suf-
fragettes good and plenty-more than
she desires
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Many small boys maintain. by word
and deed, that it is warm enough to
go swimming. But are small boys
judges of anything that means risk
and discomfort but spells fun?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
NEVER DONE.

Slimkins-I-I hope you didn't
mind my putting that little matter of
IS in the hands of the bill collector
yesterday?
Podger-Not at all; borrowed a
dollar from him
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Abdul Hamid has transferred $4,000
boo to the new government. What per
suasive voices and taking ways the
Young Turks have,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
Absent All Around.

The absent minded professor re-
turned home one evening. and, after
ringing his front doorbell for some
time to no effect, heard the maids
voice from the second story window:
THE professor is not in"
"All right" quietly answered the
professor; "I'll call again" And he
hobbled down the stone steps.-Lip-
pincott's.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Chicago husbands have received a
severe jar from the fact that a court
there has declared that divorced men
are liable for alimony even as long as
90 years after the divorce. At this
rate they will find it cheaper TO stay
married and cut down the sDousal pin
money.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

An English official in India has
killed $50 tigers, but don't be sorry
for the big cats. They kill several
times that number of human victims
every year
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

bloating. etc., arc
troubles that COM
monty come from
sick kidneys. Don't
mistake the cause
Doan's Kidney Pills
have cured thou
sands of women af-
ficted In this way
by curing the kid
neys. Mrs. G. r.
Foresman, 113 s.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Even IL communication with Mars
were established it would be impossi-
BILE to negotiate loan that way.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

New York school teachers will not
strike, but they have compelled the
city to hear their complaints
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Dreadnoughts at $4,000, 900 apiece
are almost too costly to expose to the
perils of war scares.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
The New Sailor

The new sailor has a low, broad
crown, with a wide brim a little wider
at one side than the other, the sides
curling up very slightly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Now It is claimed that only 10000
Christians were killed in the recent
passacres in Asia Minor only"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Mothers Day" is all right, but
what's the matter with Fathers
Day?" Is he an alien-an exile from
home?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

The Moslems are almost as crazy
Is the. DoDhhobors about Winnipeg
and twice as malicious and blood
thirsty
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

A Connecticut man has invented a
"noiseless typewriter" We shall wei.
come her.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Poland continues to be sliced b!
Russia. They'll soon have to scut
nlong under bare Poles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

A young Brooklyn bride on her
homecoming invited to the ceIebra-
ton six young men to whom sic had
previously been engaged. They got
even with the bride by coming and
celebrating their narrow escape.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

IT isn't the young Porto Ricans
that are making the trouble. It's the
same old bunch
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Kansas City newspaper humorist
wins wife by his jokes. Whom are
they on. now?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Florence Nightingale, the heroine OF
the Crimean war, is in her ninetieth
year. She on one side OF the Atlantic
and Clara Barton on this have in their
old age the proudest records which
human effort can win, for their long
lives have been devoted solely TO the
alienation of human suffering. and 1t
is simply impossible to estimate how
many thousands have cause to bless
the fact that these two women lived
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

The first message flashed to Mars
should consist of the days baseball
score.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

While the life sentence in one case
and 20 years in the other cannot be
considered excessive punishment for
the Boyle kidnapers, il is painful to
reflect that if these culprits had
murdered the child they might have
drawn much milder terms or escaped
entirely. People have queer ideas
now and then. There are places in
the country where it is less dangerous
to kill man than to sell him a
drink
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Baltimore man erects monumen
TO Adam. Watch the suffragettes tea
It down.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14


s at
onefourth
De handsome
cloth; the
The wastcoa embroidered
of back and each of
panel back The long ghtng sleeves
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Minister WI Ting-Fang believes in
women's suffrage. But not in China
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
WOMEN SUFFER nEEprsssLv
Many Mysterious Aches and Pains Ars
Easily Cured.

Backache, pain through the hips,
dizzy spells, headaches, nervousness,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

One hundred worst books! Why
there are a million.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Anticigarette agitators are making
a good deal of smoke.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14
Knocking

Knocking.
DO you believe in hypotism?"
II should say I do! Didn't Mar
Smith get married?"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Life imprisonment-no wonder
Boyle feels sore.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

Is the Turkish housekeeping all
over?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1909-07-14

The firecracker crop will soon be
ripe.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-04-12
ELKo, NEVADA, MONDAY APRIL IL, 1909
SOME LoNe-WiNDEo PREACHERS
Three Hours. Once Considered Fair
average Allowance for a Sermon.

Dean LEROY, who has expressed the
opinion that ten minutes is long
enough for sermon, would have, met
with scant sympathy from scme d.
vines Of past centuries.
Thomas Hooker considered three
hours a fair average allowance for a
sermon, though, on one occasion, when
ne was Ill, he let his congregation of
more lightly. Pausing at the end of
l5 minutes he rested a while and then
continued his homily for two hours
longer. Cranmer's sermons were each
small book when set up in type:
and Baxter, Knox, Bunyan and Calvin
rarely reached Lastly, my brethren
under two hours.
George Herbert once said: The
parsou exceeds not an hour in preach.
ing, BECAUSE all ages have Lhcugnt
that competency" but a certain
rector of Bilbury, Worcestershire,
was OF another opinion, for he never
sat down under two hours. The s1uire,
we learn, usually withdrew after Tic
text was announced, smoked his nine
outside. and returned for the blessing
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-04-12
Noise.

Natur duz awl her big and little Job
without making emmy furse; the ear;l,
goes around the sun, the moon
changes, the .eklipses, and the polly.
Wog. silently and tailessly. bekumG ::
frog. but man kant even deliver n
small sized 4th ov July orashun with.
out knocking down mountain or two.
and turning'up three or four primeval
forests by the bleeding rutes.-Josl
Billings.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-04-12
The Circus

acrobat finds it necessary at all times
TO keep his muscles and joints supple.
That is the reason that hundreds nf
them keep a bottle of Ballnrd'.,
Snow Liniment always on hand A
sure cure for rheumatism, cuts,
sprains, sore throat, lame back, con
tracted muscles, corns, bunions nnd
all aches and pains. Price &c, 5Qc
and 81 90. Sold by Elko Drug Co.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-04-12
Up Before the Bar

>, ". II. Brown, an ATTORNEY, of Pitt
field, VT, writes: "We have usrd pr
Kings New Life Pills for year,; and
find them such II good family mrG!-
cine we wouldn't he without them. -
For chills, constipation, biliOusnr$s
or sick headache they work wonders.
25c at IIIkO DrngCO.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-04-12
The Kind of Bird Size Was,

The young lady OF the family had
just returned from Paris, where she
had studied under Nar@hesi, and
Uncle Walsh, who had served her
folks "sence befoh dc wah," was t.
vited into the parlor to hear her sing.
When she concluded her first aria he
remarked: Miss Lucy, yo' $40
equaliZes a martingale.' .
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-04-12
Grievance That RankIes.

You can never make a woman be
lieve that her neighbor has a rig:!; io
have a runabout when she still ewes
her that cup Of sugar she borroweG d
last spring. ...., ....
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25

that when Ranse Smiley askt It's
why we don't write a editorial on
Dog Days" Ranse thought he
was sujjestin a subjeckt for edi-
torial which had never, never oc-
curd to our tired and weary brain,
but Ranse is mistaken.
If any reader of the Boogle will
kindly give us a subjeckt for a edi-
torial for the Bugle which we
haven't wrote about at least once
or sometimes twict or three times.
we will be much obliged, but when
we have already wrote a editorial
on Dog DAYS" for the last 70
years, to have Ranse Smiley or
anybody else ask us why we don't
write a editorial on DOG DAYS" it
almost makes US sick to our STUN
mick.
In view of the fackt that the edi-
torials we have already wrote on
Dog DAYS" have all been forgot
by them as have read them prob
ably, and what's the use to write
any more, we will depart from our
ushual custom this year and not
write editorial on Dog DAYS
or anything else. What's the use
writing editorial on Dog DAYS, -
or anything else for that matter,
when folks 60 and forget it so soon.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
Local Bravitias

Iabe Crum dropt into the Bugle
office tother day to discuss the tariff
but before Jabe left we got to discussin
what he owes us on back subscripshion,
which is Sl4 Soon as we brought up
the subjeckt Jabe went off home in dis
gust.
Seth Quigly has boil on the back
OF his neck. Well, as Seth says, a per-
son would ruther have a boil on the
back of their neck than on some other
places they could menshion.
Miss Molly Perkins appeared ii
church last Sunday in new white lawn
dress which her mother made for her
This is the first dress which Mrs. Per
hins ever made for Molly, and it ain'I
such bad fit after all. Heretofore the
Perkinses have always had their dresses
made by dressmaker, but if all re.
ports be true they're much harder Ut
than they used to be and can't afford
lit, so now the wimmen folks has tc
make their own dresses. It must be aw-
ful for them as has been used to riches
to be stricken with poverty.
Cy Hoskins has summer boarder
in the person of a gent from the City
who is here for his health. The boardei
told down to Hen Weathersbys store
tother ev'g that unless Cy put some
thing on the table for him to eat he
calkilated he would lose what little
health he had when he arrived here
and starve to deth. Cy never was much
of a hand TO burden down his festal
board with good things to eat, being as
ne is too ALFRED tite and snug with his
money to spend much for merely eat
ing
Sine Perkins has took off his WOO
socks at last. Last spring Sine said h,
was going TO wear his heavy WOO
socks all summer (not the same pr. ot
wool socks all summer, but the sam,
weight of wool socks), but laSt weel
he changed from wool socks TO cottor
socks. Sine says last summer he wor,
! his wool socks all summer, but thi
summer seems to be so much hotte
than last summer that he simply can
stand wool socks on his feet, beins
as they itch his feet 50 that they maxi
/ him misable.
Wick Hawley would like to buy
OK to match up with a steer he alread,
has Anyone having steer oil thi
/ descripshion and desiring to sell sam
for as much as it is worth would d,
well to see Wick about il
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25

While the sermon was being preech-
ed there was more grasshoppers pres
ent TO hear il than there were mem
bers OF the congregation. They were
crawling over the seats and hopping
about the floor and during the most
sober part Of the sermon one got down
the back Of Deacon Butterworth's neck,
who had fell asleep over in the amen
corner and then likely the grasshopper
sunk its fangs into the Deacon. bcCuz
he woke up with a jump and begin 70
claw hiSself under his left arm and
holleTed right out before he thort,
Its one of them dun grasshoppers
agln" Some folks as heard the Deacon
say II insists that he didn't use the
word "dum" at all, but another word
something like It but more expressive.
As for the Deacon he get right up.
clapped on his hat and left the church
and went home, where he had to strip
before he could git the grasshopper
often himself, which was all suarled up
in his clothes.
During the discourse a grasshopper
elm up on the pulpit, and as Rev.
Moore had just reached his eighty
the grasshopper bumped itself and
hoped right into his left eve, which
scairt the parson so that he ike 70 Of
fell over backwards and his specs flew
often his nose and broke out one glass
from them.
We trust that ere next weeks copy
Of the Bugle reaches your hands the
pesky grasshoppers will have went and
gone In the meanwhile let US be
pashient and forbearing and endure
this awful calamity as well as we can.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25
Pertinent Personals

Right down warm for August, amt
it?
Yes, it IS.
Crops hereabouts most all harvested
except pumpkins, and there amt no
hurry about them.
A little rain wouldn't do any hurt
the roads IS awful dusty; so dusty,
in :ackt, that If amt no pleasure to
drive out anywheres, being as your
eyes. mouth, nose and ears gifts so full
of dust, as you might say.
Some of the wells has gone dry, and
as a result them with dry wells has to
depend for their water on their neigh
bors whose wells amt went dry as
yet, but probably will soon. DrinIin
water amt considered of much value
until it becomes Skeerce.
A flock of wild geese passed over
Bingville tother morning. This makes
two flocks which has passed over
within a few days. and there are prob
ably more where they come from
Wes Woodruff, our expert hunter &
trapper, says if he could only Git a
crack at a flock OF them wild geese
which has been passing over Bingyille
with his old muzzle loader he calcilates
he would have roast goose to eat for
a spell to come
Hi Cranky perdickts that we will have
a late fall this fall Well, suppose we
do-in that case we will have a late
winter and probably not so much of It.
for which we will be devoutly thank
full We had enough winter last winter
to last US for several winters, thank
you.
Bill Skillings has went on a visit 70
his married sister at the co. seat and
will remain week if he can hold out.
Bill amt much Of hand to 90 away
from home. He amt been to the co.
seat for 70 years, and before he went
he says he calkilates things will be
changed some to the county seat, and
ne reckons unless he watches sharp
he'll git lost or turned around.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-25

While we was down to Hen
Weathersby's store tother ev'g
Ranse Smiley, who was present
along with a storeful of other rep
resentative citizens of Bingville,
who had aggregated together for
the purpose of indulging their
selves in soshial intercourse, Ranse
he says to us, says he, "Say, why
don't you go and write editorial
for the Bugle on dog days-I
should think that dog days would
be likely subjeckt for a edi-
torial?"
There uset to be a feller over to
Hardscrabble who has been dead
and gone for 10, these many years
| by the name of Bill Slim. From the
time Bill was borned until the day
he died, folks uset to rig Bill about
his name and it pestered him so
that he said he wisht to goodness
that his name had been anything
else but Slim. Bills name was
Slim, but he weighed 275 pounds
in his stockin feet. Whenever a
stranger was interdooced to Bill as
mister Slim" leven times outen a
dozen the stranger would say,
"Well, your name may be Slim,
but, by Heck, you hain't what a
person would call SLIM be you p
Bill said that joke got to be so old
with him that it might of well had
gray hairs on it. He said if he had
of been so slim that a person could
of spit through him, as you might
say, it wouldn't of made so much
difference, but to have the name OF
Slim and then be so dognashion fat
that he couldn't scairsely git
through a common-sized door was
almost more than he could bear.
The anxshious reader Of this edi-
torial will nacherly wonder what il
anything Bill Slim and them as
ljoked about his name has got to
do with this editorial, so we will
explain.
By consulting the files of the
IBugle for the past 10 years we find
that early in August of every year
we have wrote a learned editorial
on Dog Days" AS regular a;
"deg days" have occurred each
year we have took our pen in hand
land dasht off a editorial about
same. That's why it makes us as
disguised as Bill Slim uset to Be
when every stranger who met Bill
would make a joke about his name
thinkin that he (the stranger) wa.
the first person who had ever
thought of the joke, when a person
asks us why we don't write a edi
torial on DOG Days" We calkilat,