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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
Proof Enough.

Proof Enough.
Patient-Are you sure. doctor. that
this health food that you have recon-
mended is nourishing? Doctor-Sure1
Why. know It. The man who intro
duced that health food not only lives
but supports large family on IT.
Stray Stories.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
A Bitter Retort

DO you think" he asked, that you
could learn to love me?"
~ don't know" she answered. Il
might, but If ! were a man I'd hate
to think that was an acquired taste"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
SEAT SALE TODAY.

The advance sale of reserved seats
for sBrewster's Millions" which ap-
pears at the Atheneum Tuesday, Mar.
>, will commence this morning at
Knowles & Haney's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
A STORM COMING.

A snow storm is raging in Alberta
with it's center at Edmonton and is
headed this way. It may result in a
rain in this section today or tomor-
row. IF ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05

A few things gained by fraud de-
stroy a fortune otherwise honestly
won.-German Proverh
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05

LADIES' AND GENTS TAILORING.
Under !Cowan's druo store in the
Patterson building shop has been
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
A NEW MESSENGER.

B. NJ. Loeffler of Albert Lea, Mimi,
is the new messenger at the local sta
ton of the U. S. weather bureau. Mr..
Loenler is one of the Caucasian race.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05

The more one speaks Of himself the
less he likes to hear another talked OF
-Layater. - ..- 49, -. Vi.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
The Oyster Crab.

Some Of the most remarkable crabs
in the world i've 1t tho expense Of
other animals. They are crustacean
tramps and have no shame in sustain
ing existence at other animals cost.
One Of these marine tramps II little
fellow. that makes it, home with tho
living oyster. IN fact, 4 dwells In the
oysters she'll and feeds on whatever
IL left over from, the molluSk's dinners.
Oddly enough, however, It is only tho
female that has this habit of board
ing out" The male crab his no per-
maneut home. but spends It's time
Swimning about at the surface Of the
water. Oyster crabs sometimes are
big enough to have an arm stretch OF
an inch. 4 Epicures consider them very
good to eat. Sometimes they are cook
ed separately, and occasionally they
are picked. Crabs Of nearly allied spe'
cies, somewhat bigger, are found IN
the shells Of mussel1 and scallop6. In
this case, again, only the female II .
parasite. <>%
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
is SNAP Judgment"

IS Snap Judgmcnt. -
To ASSUME, without reading them.
: that today's ads. do not interest You
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
Il CROSS ON HIS BACK.
slt VA, Mads .yNith Chalk, but Was
Y. TOO Heavy 70 Carry.

Et VA, Mads With Chalk, but was
Too Heavy 20 Carry.
There is a story Of an envious tailor
current with the. French peasantry.
He fancied that his neighbor, who re-
ceived pension for the loss OF an arm
incurred while fighting for his coun-
try. was better OF than himself. Both
men went to pay their rent on the
same s't1aE ~ -
"That's a lucky man." said the tailor
to the landlord. HE gets well paid
for his arm" : - III q s.'
"But who would be willing 70 part
with mn arm, even If he we're paid Tor:
1T" said the landlord. s25<
II would" declared the tailor.
"Youv' cried tile landlord. Why
man. YOU wouldn't be willing TO bear
anything Of the sort, no matter how
much you were paid for n. "T ~ I. =
+ II wish some one would try me-"
"Now. see here said the landlord,
who had studied human nature I'll
tell you what-if you'll wear even 80
much as a chalk mark on your back
RI remit your fent as long as you
wear 1t on your coat 50 It can be seen,
the condition being that you tell no 20
one why 1t Is there 4: s+: IN .j.s ss@
. "Agreed. said the tailor eagerly.
'"That's an easy way to pay rent. NJ II
So: the chalk mark In the form Of
cross was made on the back OF his
coat. and the delighted tailor sailed LED
forth upon the street. ..e
Strangers and acquaintances hailed
him to tell him 81 the mark on his
back Jokes were made at bis. ~;
pensAs children laughed and pointed AZ
him and his wife annoyed him with
questions and with coniusal fan1iliari-
ty told him he was fool The usual % !
~ amiable man grew surly ind mo-
rose: he Stunned men, women and
children and frequented back streets.
Before the week. was up. the. tailor
found himself sembrotled IN asquarrel*
with his best friend, his wife had
threatened to leave his house, and he
considered himself miserable and III
used. 70. .~.. = t, 4, ~, -.
Finally one night he took of his
coat and rubbed out the chalk mark
and said:- 'eThere! I would not wear
that cross on my back another week, !
no, not II I could have oil the moneys
there is in Parls!"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
Opera House }
Tuesday,, March ] i >.

The Conan Z Harris G0meoldnS
In Frederic Thompson's Production Of
.Winchell Smith and Byron ong-
ley's Decentralization of George
Barr McCutcheon's Cele-
y brateds StoY s.:..m..1> :
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05
The 0aGis.

Hell wonder II we can get along all
right. She-Certainly. We can buy the
auto with the money father left ma
and you viii surely make enough to
pay for running 1t. don't you Think =
Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-05

USE TRIBUNE WANT COLUMNS.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16

valuable lot OF law books and one Mathu-
schek piano, as good AS new. Apply 10
Judge E. 4. Lewis. decIadf.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
One HUNDRED THOUSAND.
Hunters Licenses Have Already Brought Above
figures In Revenue to the Stafs.

4
When the game law went into
effect and it was proposed to tax
hunters d dollar D piece for the
privilege, few persons, not even the
authors and promoters Of the new
law, had the slightest conception Of
what the law would mean to the peo-
pie Of the State or the prodigious
revenue such a tax would raise. 10
the amazement of all, the tax has
already run up far in the direction Of
100000. tt was known that III one
of the States in the Middle West such
a tax raised something like $200,0 600,
quite sufficient to maintain the sys
tenn handsomely and to stock fields,
forests and streams with fish and
game of all new varieties and in great
profusion. But no one believed the
hunting privilege III this State reached
such stupendous proportions. Nor
did even experts imagine what thou
sands and ten Of thousands Of game
birds and animals were slaughtered
The armed and equipped
force Of . hundred thousand men and
boys must find ample material for
their sport Of they would not stand
the expense or make the effort in
forest and field. The first reports
from parish game wsrdens r com
ing in, and they break all estimates.
They must be, to an extent, estimates,
but they are from experts making the
a business, and are worthy Of
credence. -West Baton Rouge Adj
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
Louisiana Bamboo Grove.

Abbeville Meridional: Mr.. Frank
n. Meyer, agricultural explorer Of
the United States Department Of
Agriculture, was a visitor here yester-
day. He has been making an Ok
tended tour Of Florida and the Gulf
States ia quest of suitable locations
for experiment stations for propagat-
ing economic plants and trees from
Japan and China. One object Of his
visit was to inspect the bamboo grove
Of Or. @. j. Edwards, Of this place,
which he pronounced the finest in the
United States east Of the Rocky
Mountains.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
is It Truce

The travelling public generally will
welcome the piece Of news conveyed
By the Lafayette Gazette Of last
week, to the effect that The Southern
Pacific Company intends building q
new passenger depot at Lafayette.
The facilities afforded the travel
ing public at Che Lafayette terminus
has been nothing short Of 3 dis
grace to 8 big railroad system, and
it i hoped that che Gazette is wen
informed when il says better faciR
ties are contemplated.
The Gazette also believes that il
has q right to conjecture that the
s. 2. viii build large machine shops
in Lafayette. having recently ac-
qnired d 200-acre tract Of land.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
HOGS and COOLERS.
The Combination Yielded bowling Brothers.
Of GIosteF, La, Big Profit.

The Alexandria ToWn-Talk say
that Bowling Brothers, Of Gloster
La, recently shipped a lot Of hogs Of
which they made d profit Of one hun.
dred per cent. The hogs were fec
for experimental purposes largely
and the results exceeded the owners
expectations.
The Messrs. Bowling cultivated
about Is acres Of peanuts to be used
as a substitute for corn ID fattening
hogs, October ! they bought a lot
Of razor-back hogs, paying 4 cents 9
pound, the lot costing $2l0, which
they turned into the peanut field. The
other day q sale was made, and after
the expenses Of cultivating the pea
nuts and the cost Of the hogs was
deducted from the amount received,
they had a profit Of $500. Not a
grain Of corn was used. There are
still in the field enough peanuts to
feed the hogs until March.
The experience Of Messrs. Bowling
bears out our contention that hogs
can be fattened without corn. What
these men did any farmer in Grant
Parish can do, though perhaps on d
smaller scale BY most Of them.
Peanut planting and hog raising will
solve the boil weeyil problem quicker
than anything yet offered.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
70. 6324, Probate Docket District Court.
Parish OF st. Landry La.

TaEan Hin by the undersigned, at the
AAA0h w Methodist graveyard, III Opel
ranged on Saturday. November Is. with old
saddle and hFfdles
Ihe OWnedis hereby notified 20 come for
Waras prove property and take animal
away after paying cost.
T.C. CHACHERE,
uec5 Sexton Public Cemetery.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
The Value of Advertising.

Interesting figures compiled by NJ.
W. Lawrence. manager Of two farm
journals circulating in Chic and
Michigan, show that 77K Of the
farmers Of those states do not take
any Of the national magazines. II
other states Mr.. Lawrence believes
this percentage will be found to be
even greater, says the Alexandra
TownlTalk.
IN many localities the local paper
must be the only reading matter that
enters the home. II some cases i is
everything from cookbook to Bible.
Such q paper must exercise q ire
mendous influence On public opinion
and upon the buying public"
The local merchant often fails to
see that he has right at hand the
means Of combating mail order
houses. An advertisement ii his
local paper will carry more weight
than all the catalogues and national
advertising that a mail order house
puts out.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
The Weight Cuts 4 Figure.

4 party Of friends we're jollying
Marie about her sweetheart, when
one said: s0h, I think he IS . weak
kneed chap, anyhow We'll, ron
Just don't know hin as well as | DO,
be amt i bit weakened, and then
she blashed, and they al wondered If
she sat o. him.-EngIewood CID
Times.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
YOU NEED MONEY

IF SO call onundsrsigned. Has money
to lend on improved farm property.
Long time, easy terms.
dec19-3m GUS. 3. DUPRE.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
We Don't Give Medicines

away nor do we oyercharge for what
we sell. a fair profit commensurate
with capital invested. risk and re-
sponsibility is all we ask and expect.
On the other hand you get here pure
drugs and chemicals and prescriptions
just exactly as ordered. We want
you trade if you feel free to give it
to us.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
gVERlL ATTEMPTS TO
VREGK 0. G. & NE. TRAINS.
sae. ls,dls Parish, the SCene.-ObslFuC'
lbs nssad III lie Track, and Spikes
Driven Id Rail Joints,

gA casion has recorded severa
attempts to wreck the 0pelousas
aR 4 Northeastern Railroad train
he paHt Tow months. The would
sscksrs operate in the samt
bsHg-n Tie neighborhood Of Wy.
M allon, between Branch ant
1e. Ihe vigilance Of the train
as he 10 fa succeeded in avert
BIZ d catastrophe, This does not
atigss the crime in the least.
hTsFsr, snd i The culprits are caught
An y 10 punishment too severe.
b man Of men who will try to
uek train and hurl innocent people
eternity orc such . danger to q
anilg that there should be no
slnsnt short Of hanging for
Aa
at account Of the last attempt to
9tsE Wy Q. Gee appears in the
aaA Point Democrat Of last Satur-
d follows:
sre seems % Be determination
= ts patt Of some person in this
Mia tAa parish to wreck the 0. G..
asef tram Friday morning of
TssE i vas necessary for the
a 2sT 70 remove four piles of
aaa other heavy timbers from
sa: q Wykof in order to pass
" Saath bound trip. Friday
aaQbnef pile of timbers had
removed from The track.
talsoad push ear comprised j
4 sas # tho obstructing piles
removed from the track
morning and Judging from the
q soFne ef the timbers found
y assk more than one person
sasassd y placing Che accumu-
4 anbsrs % the track.
T. ahd material to place
'faos and do tie road add
the whistle post was
aad placed in the pile Of
eaa' we're found BY the train
evening.
a80 an attempt
y Y aitch the train By driy-
eaa spike n a rail joint.
tae spike was seen by
sa'Foll and the train was
2 step. Other ATTEMPTS
aase on several occasions
train and the train crew
Y tAe alert for o5struo-
' stretch of track. The
.as been endeavoring
the Identity Of the per
oaa involved il these at
svsFal months and il IS
aE Z Ratch viii be kent
Y g this section u road
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
eHa e O~pelousas.

aea Ot several months
3 Hslsone back Is this
we entertain the
d friend DIR. G.
recently returned
Hospital, where he
abaence. taking !
b lis chosen
AhsFia Iberian.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
or Sale

Opelousas, La
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16

Rakhn Tn BY tne undersigned. ag Debail@
AdAeA y Y lions bridge. d dark bar
about iva hands high. unbranded.
The owner ia hereby notfaed 70 come ger-
ward prove prop8Tty pay costs. ana take
same awAys ALEEHD nEYILf4E,
aae9z Fflia Platte.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1909-01-16
Notice Of Separation.

NY wife, FIavfa Hargrodar* having left
ray bed d board. notice % herebY Rfvsn
that / will not be Responsible for any Debts
contracted ~ her, OF for her action fnanY
manner. THELRSMAR LANCL0s.
Leonviiie, la Dec. n. 1868.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15
KAL MAN WILL RUN
FOR COUNCILMAN
n
Former President of Sixth
Ward Club Joins Host of
Political Aspirants.

Daniel Kalman, the former president
of the Sixth Ward Republican club, to-
day announces his candidacy for the
office of alderman of the Sixth ward.
Mr. Kalman has lived in this ward for
the past two and half years. where
he has been in the saloon business.
Mr.. Kalman is a substantial citizen.
and is the owner of property in the
Standard district. He has been in the
United States for the past twenty years
and came here from Hungary
One thing of which Mr. Kalman is
proud of is the fact that he is the IA
Their of five boys. all of whom. he
says, he expects to raise as good re-
publicans
Mr.. Kalman speaks four or five diff
ferent languages and has been re-
garded as one Of the influential mem
bers Of the republican party in the
Sixth ward.
During the last national campaign
AIR. Kalman was one of the leading
republicans in the ward and was elect
ed president of the largest foreigners
republican club in the county.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15
TIME BETWEEN CHICAGO AND
BUFFALO CUT ONE HOUR

The people of the Calumet region
will be interested to know that through
the completion of the Detroit tunnel
the Michigan Central railroad viii have
its running time between Chicago and
Buffalo cut by one hour.
After a comparatively short period
of work the Michigan Central tunnel
under the Detroit river was connected
entirely yesterday. The closing gap
was finished and the last tube lowered
went into place TO the inch.
This is the most important work Of
the New York Central lines in years
and means that within few months
the long standing ferry system be-
tween Detroit and windsor will be
abandoned and trains of the Michigan
Central will be operated under the
river in an electrically lighted. double
track tunnel Electricity will be the
motive power.
The Detroit river tunnel is within a
few feet OF two miles in length. In
Guiding the approaches. The estimated
cost of the work is $SO0O.00O and at
this stage of construction engineers
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15
VETS" ENJOY REUNION
Lake County's Pride of the
Civil War Make Merry
at Crown Point.
Especial to THE TIMES. }

Crown Point. Ind. Sept. 1.-THE
meeting of the Lake County Veterans
association was a pronounced success
in every particular, and the fair
grounds yesterday were the scene of a
large and enthusiastic gathering OF
Lake county's boys in blue" coming
from every section of the county to
participate in the annual reunion. The
dinner rendered the soldiers yesterday
by the local w. R. c. corps was a swell
feed" IN every particular. and no IA
year-old boy could have done the re-
past more justice than some OF the
sprightly lads in blue. from so to 20
years young. The afternoon was spent
in speeches and song and "reminiscing'
over the details of the war of the re-
bellion,' and no stone was left I'M
turned that might possibly hide a story
of some interesting incident connected
with the personal experience of those
present.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15
IS CANDIDATE FOR
ALDERMAN OF 9Th
William Kahl, Pioneer Res
ident of Hammond Enters
Republican Race.

William Kohl. one of the pioneer
residents of Hammond, today an
nounces his candidacy for hte Office Of
councilman OF the Fifth ward
Mr. Kohl has been a republican all
of his life and has always been active
in promoting the interests of his par
ty in the district in which he lives Mr.
Kohl lives in 76S Michigan avenue
The aspirant for the office of alder
man in the Fifth ward has lived in
Hammond for the past twenty six
years. He worked for the c. II. Ham
mond Co. for number of years and
was the first man employed by the F.
s Betz Co. when he came to this city
He is stin employed by this company.
Mr. Kohl has seen the town grow from
village to the metropolis of north
ern Indiana and has always taken a
great deal of pride in its growth
In fact, his intimate knowledge of
the city through his long residence
here will make him a most valuable
city official should he succeed. in being
elected to the office to which he as
pires.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15

Stathacopolous will soon be released.
No Question of Murder.
There is no question that Stathacopo-
lous killed his fellow workingmaE.
However. Attorney Bruce claims that
it was done in self-defense. The man
he killed was Demetrious Kacklaman-
tus, who is said to have been the bully
of the construction gang on which he
worked.
Time and again he had struck and
beaten Stahacopolous, who was a lit
tie man, while Kacklamanius was a
giant. and finally, when he attacked
him and had choked him almost to In
sensibility. Stathacopolous drew a
knife and stabbed him in the breast.
Kacklamanius died in St. Margaret's
hospital and the murderer was soon
arrested by the police. The fact that
there had been a large number of MUIR
ders and assaults about that time and
that the people were aroused over the
wave of crime, the conviction was easy
and the murderer was sentenced to be
hanged.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15
3 BLACK
CATS CROSS
THE|RPATH
Triple Omen of Evil Causes
Grown Point Changing
to Touch Wood and Utter
Prayers to Their Favorite
Saints.
(special ID LIE T1MEs. )

Crown Point, Ind, Sept 15 - What
would you do were you seated in rail-
road station in Crown Point. hand
cuffed to a fellow prisoner, and your
destination was a superior court, say
In Hammond, some twenty miles away;
In that court you were to be charged
with crime from murder in the first de-
gree to pentit larceny in the third?
Surprising there were twelve of you
there, all bound for the same destina-
ton, handcuffed two and two. you
wouldn't feel very hilarious. would you (?
No, not very hilarious.
But supposing while you were sitting
there, bordering deep and well over your
past transgressions, staring a possible
ten twenty, thirt sentence a the hands
OF an irate and all powerful Judge, you
look up in your contemplation to see.
not one black cat crossing directly in
front of you, but two blacks cats-nay,
more three of them, vending their
devious ways across the station floor
What would you do? How about your
hilarious feelings?
Would You Grow PaIes
If you were light complexioned.
wouldn't your skin take on a lighter
shade, and suposing you were a son of
Ham and had been endowed with all
the dark skin trappings of your re-
nowned forefather, don't you think your
skin would bleach out some at the
sight? Well, 1t would and 1t did. Yes.
1t actually happened at the Erie station
in Crown Point this morning, while
Sheriff Grant was taking twelve law
breakers to stand trial at the superior
court at Hammond today. Where the
felines, Mr.. and Mrs. Black Cat and
their daughter (all black as the ace Of
spades) came FROM no one knows. for
they are not regular habitues of the
station. Two of the superstitious ne
groes nearly threw a fit at the dire
sight. crossed their fingers and knocked
on the wood; four of the foreigners de-
scribed double-cross, and the rest be-
gan to figure on their respective duties
that would be assigned them when tho
open jaws of the pen started them in
the face.
Whether the ill-omened beginning OF
their journey will be continued during
the entire day remains to be seen but
II was a badly scared dozen prisoners
that witnessed the march Of three black
cats across the station floor of the Erie
railroad this morning What would you
do?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-15

say that the figure named will be $500
over the money that will be expended
in the complete construction.
The completion of the tunnel is part
Of plan 10 place the Michigan Central
line in position where it will have
a shorter mileage between Chicago and
New York. By eliminating the ferry
trains will be enabled to save some
thing over an hour in time between
Chicago and Buffalo, and with work
that will be executed near Niagara
Falls a further cut will be possible
The big advantage of the tunnel. how
ever, will be in the saving of delays
Incidental to crossing Detroit river DUR
ing winter months.
In addition to the improvements on
the Michigan Central route the open
ing Of the Franklin cutoff on the Lake
Shore Sept. 26 will reduce the distance
over the New York Central and Lake
Shore, it IS said, ITO miles. If this
reduction in distance is accomplished
it viii cut the distance between Chi
cago and the seaboard to 500 miles,
or 120 miles under the next shortest
route.