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The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
The Philosopher of Folly.

"A Young married man soon gets
used to referring to my wife, says
the Philosopher Of Folly. but it takes
him long time TO be able to intro
duce unblushingly a young woman
he's rather afraid of as my sister-n'
law
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
suqae stion as to CLOTHING.

Clothing ought to be made with the
soft ancient Egyptian or modern chi
nese buttons. Maybe removable ones
are better still Ii II were not for
buttons most laundering could be done
by machinery New York Press.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
ST LOUIS CATTLE.

St Louis, Nov 27.--CATTLE. Re-
ceipts LOCO; steady and unchanged.
HQGS--Receipts 1000; strong and
unchanged.
No sheep,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Asbestos Houses.

Asbestos houses are mncf1 used In
Australia. They are not only Ore
proof, but simpervieus to water, unaf-
fected by heat or cold. and OF high in
stilating properties. Still another fa-
vorabie feature Is the fact that II Is
not attacked by white ants. Popular
Mechanics.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Neurasthenis Test.

According to an English court 4
test for neurasthenia ID to make 4
man stand up, with lead erect and
eyes closed, and whistle, A nenras,
thenia subject, it IL said, cannot do
this.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
City undesirabIes.

II is estimated that 10000 adult
males in New York city make a iv-
ing by their wits" without In any
sense being an economic factor aiding
in production or distribution.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Salt Whale.

Already quito a trade Ia done with
japan in canned and sailed whale
meat. 1t il said to be more tender
than beef and to taste like it.--Na-
tional Food Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
MINNEAPOLIS WHEAT.

Minneapolis. Nov 27,--WHEAT.---
December $l037s May 1,o5& Cash
No l northern t055sML057s No.
2 northern l,o35s@1.037s,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
ST. LOUIS WHEAT MARKET.

Open High Low Close
Dec. .,.$1.0G7s $t0G7s sl.o6B sL0GM
May ..s1.0G s1o6A Sl,0G $l,0G
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Cash WHEAT.

| Cash on track, st. Louis. No.
$L24Mt.251a.
Cash on track. St Louis. No, 3
S1.1S,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
For ST. Louis and Landings

Peters Lee leaves Mon, Dec. Z, arr
Stacker lee leaves Wer. Dec. I, Noon
Peters Lee leaves Thurs, Nov. rs, an,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Sign.

? If man would rather have talent
than be handsome II Is sign that he
snt handsome and knows IL
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

oldsmohles, 2cyi 8 pass. touring car ~.
Cadillac. pass. touring ear, model NJ, 10
White Steamer. pas. touring car
1906 model. -. 50
Buick. 2ah p, touring car. oO'
Thomas, 30 h p, pass. touring ear, 81
z emier Roadster. icyl. 2S Dot
kao Roadster ? cyl - h p, Rumbie seat, i5l
Ford Rnnabouts, from $3.50 la ~
All models.
Buick Runabouts from $500 to Csc
All models.
Buick, 5pass. touring cars from 5000 To son
All models.
Ford, cyl. touring ear, $50
Runabout. $50
Northern Runabout, i75
Cadillac, light delivery wagons. SO
New Hatfield high-wheel automobiles.
Factory price, $3.50
our price, 325
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

For Freight and Passage apply TO II
HALLIDAY q PHILLIPS WHARF.
Mi aoAT, cAIRo. Ii.L.sas
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
River Transportation
Lee Line Steamers

For Memphis and Way Landings
Peters Lee leaves Sat. Nov 20, am
Stacker Lee leaves Thurs. Dec. 2, am
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Cheap Jewelry Made In France.

|FFNUP EWTEeFJ VF"uT TT FTdFFLFt
France sends great quantities Of
3heap jewelry all over the world
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

WANTED-Dining room girls,
white. Apply at the Washington, cor,
ner Ninth and Washington avenue.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

BE government Farmer make
SIS monthly; living quarters fuel and
light free. Let us prepare you by
mail for examination. Write today.
c. J. Ozmont, Dept. 81, F, st. LouisMo
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.

Chicago, Nov 27.--The following
car loads represent the days move
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

FOR RENT-Desirable cottage; all
conyeniences; bath, water, gas. cleo.
tricity. Hot water heating. Apply
S2S Twenty fifth street.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

FOR RENT-7-Room cottage, cleo.
trio lights. 729, 35tn st. Apply ]. T.
Boyd us 21st st. Phone 1873.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
Automobiles al Your Price.

We have what YOU want at the price sou
want to pay. $50 slightly used automobiles
now on our floors All makes, touring ears
and n n ,bouts. Each ear overhauled and
painted.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

FOR RENT-Fine furnished rooms,
steam heat, bath, electric lights.
Phone Bell 43S.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28
WANT
E.sSCEI-t-EN Et3tla.

FOR carpenters and repair work
call on Frank Lee, 22S 18th street or
Phone $40 X.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

FOR RENT-Six room house. 63S
Thirty-third street-modern conven,
fences. Apply next door.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-11-28

WANTED-White girl for genera
house work. Stay at home nights. Ap
ply 422 Tenth street.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16
WHAT is PAINT

The paint on a house is the extreme
outside of the house. The wood is
simply structural under layer. That
is as it should be. Unprotected wood
will not we'll withstand weather. But
paint made of pure white lead and
linseed oil is an inyulnerable armor
against sun and rain, heat and cold
Such paint protects and preserves,
fortifying the perishable wood with a
complete metallic casing.
And the outside of the house is the
looks of the house. A well-construct,
ed building may be greatly depre-
ciated by lack of painting or by poor
painting.
National Lead Company have made
1t possible for every building owner
to be absolutely sure of pure white
lead paint before applying. They do
this by putting upon every package
of their white lead their Dutch Boy
Painter trademark. That trademark
is a complete guarantee.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16
STOPS CROOKED VOTING
"Psephoeraph" to Foil Ballot
Box Suffers.

Rome. European ballot box stuff
fers, who are as expert as any of Boss
Tweed's henchmen ever were in the
palmiest days of corruption in New
York politics. soon will find their oc-
cupation gone. An Italian civil en-
gineer. Signor Goglano, has invented
voting machine which, it is claimed,
is absolutely "ungetatable" and incor-
ruptible. He calls this invention the
psephograph. So complete and salts
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16
II Keeps Them OF

They are pretty bad this year--no
mistake-and they bite viciously. We
refer to Mosquitoes, but little Hunts
Lightning Oil applied to the irritated
places takes the sting away. 1t keeps
them off if used in time.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16
Physicians Recommend Castoria

ST0RA has met with pronounced favor the part physicians pharma
~ Cuiol societies and medical authorities 1t used by physicians with
results most gratifying The extended Of Casoa is unquestnaby tho
result Of three facts: 6The ndiputah evidence that it harmless!
That not only aays stomach pains and que the but assmi
ls the foods 7t agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor OIL
is absolutely SAFE does not contain any Opium Morphine other narcotic
and does not p unlike Soothing Syps Bemans Drops God6s
Cordial This good deal for Medical Journal say Our duty, how
expose danger and record the Of advancing health The day
for poisoning Innocent children through greed ignorance ought to end To
knowledge Castoa remedy which produces copose and health by
regulating the by SIMPLIFYING and readers entitled to
the information. of Health.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16
Nav Voting Machine.

factory has this machine proved tina.
1t had been adopted by both the
Italian and the French governments. ,
The psephograph is a little over a
yard in height and is provided with as
many openings as there are candi-
dates in the field. The voter presents
his card to an official who has charge
of the voting booth and receives a
small metal chip about the size of an
American dime. He is then given
permission to enter the booth and
steps behind two screens which rem
der him invisible to both the public
and the overseers alike. There he
finds the voting machine facing him.
After carefully scanning the differ
ent slots, above which is space con-
tanning the names of the candidates.
he selects the one he wishes to vote
for and drops his chip in the slot cor
responding to 1t. The fall of the chip
causes an interior lever to rise, this
movement making the number of per-
sons voting appear on a little tablet
on the outside, which is always visi-
BILE, and in the interior registering
the vote for the chosen candidate.
When the voting is over the officer In
charge lifts aside the metal covering
on which is registered the number of
persons voting and the number of
votes obtained by each candidate is
revealed. BY this system $4,000 votes
were cast in two hours at recent
election at Turin.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Am using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say would not have been with
out It so long, had l known the relief 1t
would give my aching feet. think 1t
rare good thing for anyone having sore
fr aen R. II Sold By ali pr1sgs t
Use. Ask to-day.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

She--She told me you told her that
secret / told you not to tell her.
He-The mean thing! / told her
not to tell you l told her.
She-I promised her wouldn't tell
you she told me, so don't tell her 1
told you.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16
GETS A GOLDEN CROWN
Miss Mabel Boardman Honored by
Italy for Aiding Victims of
the Earthquake.

Boston.-The Marquis de Montag-
liari, Italian charge daffairs at Wash
ington, has RENTED to Miss Mabel
Boardman of Manchester, Mass. and
Washington, golden crown, the gift
of the Italian government in recogni-
tion of her services as member of
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

First Guide-Were you ever shot
for deer?
Second Guide-Worse; I was snap
shotted once.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Don't chew unless you chew bene-
fetal gum. That's Wrigleys Spear
mint.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Many woman nags her husband
until she either brings him to her
way of thinking or drives him to drink.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Watch any man long enough and
you win see him do something ne
ought to be ashamed Of
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Don't think Wrigley's Spearmint
only helps digestion. 1t perfumes the
breath.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

for 100 years PETTIT'S EYE SALyE has
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

For Hendache Try Fllcke' capudlne.
Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach or
Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid--pleas-
ant to take-Effects Immediately. 10, Is
and Soc at Drug Stores.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Impudence! They charge as much
for the limitations as for the real de-
licious Wrigley's Spearmint.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Lesson from the Bee.
School Teacher-What lesson do we
learn from the busy bee?
Tommy Tuffnut-Not to get stung.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

First Lady Your husband has
merely tainted.
Second Ditto-Dear, dear! these
men always do things by halves.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

Any girl can hear compliments if
she cultiyates the habit of talking to
herself.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

"Alasl" moaned the Egg on the
kitchen table. waiting for the cooks
beater, give every man his dessert
and which Of us escapes whipping"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

"The airship manufacturer over the
way must be making money"
''Why?"
q notice he and his family are
flying very high"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

A dead beat always gets more credit
than he deserves.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
Dyspepsa often results from neRlectng slight
attacks of Indigestion. Avoid trouble by taking
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1909-09-16

the American Red Cross society to
the victims of the recent Italian earth
quake.
Miss Boardman, as the executive
head OF the Red Cross society. recent
ly announced her intention to devote
her life entirely to its interests. She
is the sister-in-law of Senator Crane
and was member of the famous Taft
Philippine party While visiting Japan
she saw the evidence of the work OF
the Red Cross in the Russo-Japanese
war and was impressed with the
boundless possibilities of the move
ment. She is an intimate friend OF
both President and Mrs. Taft
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02

matter is, that Detroit Is improving
somewhat as hog market under the
competition that results from the
opening OF new packing house at
this point. The Sullivan Provision Co.
under the management OF James Sulii.
van. ST.. Is suer To prove great ben
eft to the Detroit hog market. Mr.
Sullivan has been long and favorably
known in the cattle divisions OF both
the Detroit and the Buffalo markets.
He has long been one OF the main.
stays OF the Detroit cattle market and
what he has done in cattle he will.
without doubt, repeat in the hog de-
paTtment
The speculative provision market
shows little change from week TO
week. indicating that prices have
about reached the summit for this
season. Large arrivals are looked for
during the next fortnight. coming from
western renters. and lower prices will
probably result Provisions, stocks. In
the storehouses OF the country total
100000 pounds more than at this
time last year The packing contin.
gent Is supporting The market inst
now. and decline may b looked for
- soon as they get ont from under
II is eVidcntly 10 their interest To keep
values steady as long as possible. hat
TROY viii hardly stand for i further
rise.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
John P. SCHNEIDER
IN DEARBORN RETREAT

The serious mental condition OF
John =. Schneider. the automobile
dealer. who recently constructed a
large garage on Woodwardave.. has
developed into permanent malady.
according 10 the testimony OF his
father in probate court. Tuesday.
when application was made for the ap-
pointment OF guardian, and for an
order combining him in an asylum. M.
Schneider is now at ST. Joseph's Re
treat Dearborn. where he was sent
in an emergency several days ago.
The certificates OF the physicians APP
pointed by Judge Durfee to examine
Mr. Schneider were not in court, and
the Judge withheld his decision until
these are fled. DR.. j. +. Emerson
testified that he considered Mr..
Schneider mentally incompetent and
in need OF attention.
This is distressing development in
q business career OF unusual brilliance.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
SWEARs TO GET IN
TOUCH WITH BOYS
sUPT. OF D'ARcAMeAL FARM HAS
SOME STARTLING THEORIES
ON REFORM.

II often swear In front OF my boys
in order that may get in touch with
them
This statement was nfade-ttf the
county building Tuesday morning, by
Homer 4. Lane, superintendent OF the
D'Arcambal Farm, who several days
ago admitted that he invited the lars'
er boys into his room 10 smoke with
him during the evening.
Il believe that II can get in touch
with the boys | can do them more
good than IL | hold myself above
them" he said, and In order 10 do that
sometimes swear before them. That
brings me. more 10 their level. and
then | try To bring them up 10 mine
and | have induced number 10 quit
swearing"
Mr.. Lanes practice OF smoking with
the larger boys did not meet the ap-
prevail of County Agent Samuel Law
renee. and that gentleman is even
more outspoken in his disapproval oil
Mr.. Lane splan 10 cure the swearing
habit
We are trying 10 have woman
probation officer appointed 10 watch
over the hayward girls that come into
the juvenile court" he said. Will Mr.
Lane argue that this officer should
lower herself TO the level OF some OF
these girls in order to do them sood?"
Mr.. Lawrence asks.
In my opinion an officer 10 do the
young delinquents any good should be
sympathetic and loving. but above any
such methods as Mr.. Lane employs.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
HeaOy Receipts Cut Cattle Prices;
General Outlook for Lambs, Good

The beginning of new month
brings little of comfort to the owners
OF prime fat cattle. Recent develop
ments In live stock market circles
make IL apparent that there is really
no market for heavy fat bullocks, at
least not at prices that will give the
feeder his money back.
Prime steers have decreased in
value nearly 20 per cent since the hol
iday season and conditions are grow
Ing worse every week The splendid
demand for good cattle all through the
fall and early winter months had the
effect OF misleading the cattle feeders
OF the country, with the result that
many bands which could have been
marketed earlier at fair profit were
carried along, until now they are sure
10 make big loss.
These conditions are the legitimate
result OF bard times which have exist.
ed throughout the world during the
last is months, Exporters were form.
eriy reliable purchasers of heavy cat.
tie, but they ind that prices which
can be secured on the other side will
not warrant the undertaking. and they
too. are competing for the moderate
receipts OF handy killing cattle. OF
which the market is seldom oversup-
piled.
n Detroit had too many cattle LAST
week and prices were lower Tor ali
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
By II. II. MACK.

kinds. Offerings were well taken at
the decline. however, and a fair trade
is looked for this week at steady
prices. Mich COWS are dull and
steady but veal calves are higher than
at any preceding date this year
Sheep and lambs shared the uni
versal dullness last week in the De
troit market and prices were Sharply
lower The general outlook for lambs
Is decidedly good at this writing and
a new high point will probably be reg
istered as soon as the dulEhess caused
by the beginning OF Lent subsidies. A
census of the lambs on feed this year
shows less than 30 per cent OF last
years crop. The demand for feeders
goes merrily on, butit looks like tempt
ing fate to put In lambs at present
prices for both feeding lambs and
corn. All unshorn lambs should be
sent TO market Immediately. as an
early spring would make IL very diff
cult to sell wool stock. especially II
they are heavyweights. Heavy lambs
have been at a discount every spring
for several years. but they will be
harder to sell this year than ever be.
fore.
There has been little change in the
live hog situation. of late Detroit
has bad remarkably hght receipts
FOR several works and local packers
are hungry lor nogS. The fact vi The
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
ey T. C. sHOTWELL.

NEW YORK. March Advances
averaging u point were scored
throughout the list at the opening or
the stock market in Wall-st today. but
in the next half hour of trading prices
became heavy, losing all the gains and
in most instances recording losses av-
eragng i point. St. Paul the Hill
shares. Reading and Erie were the
chief sufferers. Erie was heavy be-
cause OF the application by the com
pany for modification OF the order
granted by the public service commits
sion. authorizing them TO issue the
new bonds. The copper shares were
heavy with Amalgamated and Smelt-
ers showing declines OF half point
each.
Denver shares attracted attention
because OF their strength, while the
balance OF the market Was declining
The common advanced IA point and
the preferred l2 point. Profit-taking
made its appearance in Wisconsin
common which declined II points.
AT the end OF the first hour the mar
ket had rallied slightly and prices
were around the closing figures OF
last night
In Longon American shares were
irregular in the early trading, but turn
ed strong later.
Several of the leading railroads pub
lished today. prominent among them
lreing the Pennsylvania and the Read
ing. Pennsylvania was for the fiscal
year ending Dec. 81 and showed gross
earnings decreased s2S 1856; oper-
ating expenses decreased S22,1S5,332
and net earnings decreased $500 %.
After deducting all charges and divi-
bends there was a final surplus left OF
only S659.l3l. Readings traffic state
ment was for January and showed net
earnings for all companies OF $l,3O7.-
s69. an increase Of $6S,l4l
On the curb market trading was
only fairly active. with all mining is
sues strong.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
DOWNFALL MAY
AFFECT BROTHER

News OF the defeat of the Martin
dale candidates for school inspector
in many OF the wards and the conse-
quent likelihood of the downfall or the
school board organization. has set the
politicians wondering as 10 what ef-
feet this combination of circumstances
will have upon the future fortunes OF
Fred G. Martindale, now secretary OF
state.
The story has gained wide circula-
ton since the first OF the year that
Martindale would be a candidate for
governor with the backing of the pres
ent administration. Martindale has
been a consistent Warner man, and
the talked-of arrangement offered pos
sibilities OF strength 10 the governor
in case the latter undertakes sena-
torial campaign, as expected.
To bring out Martindale, il was re-
ported that Lieut.-Gov. p. II. Kelly
would have to be shelved and the pre-
siding officer Of the senate is said TO
be very averse to any such arrange
ment
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-03-02
THINKS COP SHOULD
BE ARRESTED, TOO

Police Justice Jeffries. Tuesday
morning, dismissed the charge OF dis
.turbing the peace. brought by Court
Omcer Alex Munro against Frank p.
Michels, and declared that he stood
ready to issue new warrants charging
The police officer and Michels Jointly.
with disturbing the peace.
Michels swort that Munro had made
personal attack on him, and had
then arrested MIN. Munro said that
Michels had abused and threatened
him, and that he had done only his
lIty.
The trouble commenced in Wurm
ialoon, Gratiot and Sheridan-aves.,
where Munro saws he went TO serve
,oIrt order on certain man. He tes-
HE'D that Michels, without provoca-
Ion, had called him names. and said
re could whip" the officer in one min
Ute, IL Munro would step outside.
Then, Munro said. Michels struck him.
out the saloonke eper interfered. and
Munro went outside and waited for
Michels to come out and apologize.
hichels averred that Munro had start
ed the trouble, by throwing of his
coat in the saloon, and threatening TO
lrounce Michels.
III the police department is suffi-
GENTLY interested TO investigate this
case, | will issue warrants for both
OF you on the charge OF disturbing the
peace" Justice Jeffries announced dis
missing the case against Michels.
Police Commissioner Smith. relative
10 the issuance of warrants for his
Investigation. said: If there is any
question OF discipline in the police de-
partment TO investigate. | will investi-
gate II without the assistance OF Jus
tice Jeffries or his warrants | will
look into the matter myself