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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
AUCTIONS
Of Merchandise on the Court
House Ground Are Now
Prohibited by Court.

The practice of selling merchan-
disc on the court house grounds is
to be broken up in justice to the
merchants of the city as shown by the
following order passed by the county
court Monday afternoon late:
This day came A. L. Roberts, j. NJ.
White, n. j. Hayman, Lloyd souders,
E. w. James and D. NJ. Ogden, on be-
half of the Retail Merchants Associa-
tion of Clarksburg. and petitioned
the court that sales of merchandise
in and on the court house grounds
be forbidden, whereupon it is order
ed by the court that the selling of
merchandise in and on said grounds
except such sales as are authorized
or made under process of law, be,
and the same are hereby prohibited,
and the sheriff of this county is here
by directed to carry out the provls-
ions of this order.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
EXPERT bowler
Is to Appear at the Tourna-
/, ment at the American
Bowling Alleys.

Dead Center" Green. of New York.
the champion trick and spare bowler
of the world. will be the attraction
at the American bowling alleys on
Pike street tomorrow and next day.
These two days a. tournament of in
dividual bowling in ten and duck pins
will be held una sMr. Greeh Will fea-
ture 1t with his performances. He
has arrived from Plttsbdrg. whose
newspapers contain high comp ,iments
of his york and he carries large
nrirher of press notices showing a
high estimation OF his clevprness. He
has been all over the country and at
tracts attention wherever he goes.
The American alleys will certainly be
an attractive place to all those who
love this sport and large attendance
at the tournament is anticipated.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
IALBO1I DEAD
Well Known Resldentof Bar
bour County Passes
to the Beyond.

PHlLIPPL Dec. 2s- william
Woodford Talbot. one OF the best
known citizens Of Barbour county,
is dead at his home here after a
brief illness. He was a descendant:
of not only one of the Oldest families
In America, but In England as well,
His forefathers were soldiers in the
Continental army. He leaves twelve
children. several OF whom have AZ
tanned distinction in their various
professions. They are salathiel H.,
Melvin, DR.. Lewis Wilson Talbot. Of
this city; Elma D. Talbot, OF this
city; Abraham Ira, Fitzhugh Lee.
William Floyd, w. r. Talbot. q.
member of the legislature from
Webster county; Robert D.. Mary
Florence, Virginia B., and Rosa
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that. at q
meeting of the stockholders of the
Empire Building Company. corpor-
alton created and organized under the
laws of the state of West Virginia,
held at c'arksburg on the 10th day
( of December. 1909, the following res
olutions were adopted:
Building Company. corporation ere
ated and organized under the laws of
the state of West Virginia, does here
by discontinue business as a corpora
tion and surrenders to said state its
charter and corporate franchises. The
board of directors will proceed to
convert the property, chooses in action
and all assets of this corporation.
into cash. and pay or and discharge
all OF its debts. liabilities and obliga-
tions; and after fully discharging all
such debts, liabilities and obligations,
divide the remainder among the
stockholders pro rata with their sew
eral holdings of stock. but no such
payment shall be made to any stock
holder until after the publication of
this notice hereinafter provided.
Resolved, Second, that the president
of this corporation cause notice of the
adoption of the foregoing resolution
to be published in SOME newspaper of
general circulation. published near the
principal office or place of business of
this corporation. once week for four
successive weeks: and that he certify
these resolutions to the Secretary of
State of the State of West Virginia.
and deliver to him certificate show
ing the publication of said notice, aus
provided by law.
Given under my hand this 10th day
of December 1909.
S. S. FARIS,
President of said Corporation.
Attest;
v L. HIGHLAND, Secretary.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
Consultation
Cure Free

With the FIRST signs of constipa-
ton you resort to the home methods
of relief, such as hot or cold water on
arising. lots of stewed fruit with your
etc, but what do you do
when these fails
+ The majority then start on salts and
puFEative waters, then change 70 cAthar.
tic pills. etc II you have gone through
these various stages You know they were
so. Now YOU should try just once again.
but try something practical and sensible.
remedy made and intended for the ptr-
4 remedy, as thousands can ss TESTIFY rs Is
DR.. Caldwell,s Syrup Repsin, which Is
gtafanteed to PC permanent In it, re-
sults. Its ingredients are such that b. e
muscles are trained to again do their their
work normally. So that IN the end YOU
can do away with medicines of al kinds.
That Il will do this Mr.. g. Z, Dodson OF
VIII Mrs. s. a. Hampton Of Portage, o.
To those who are still skeptical there
- o way to prove these assertions With
out q penny OF expense: Simply send your
tain free sample bottle. After using Il,
II You are then convinced II IL the rem.
edy you need. buy q nifty cent or one
dollar bottle Of your drtiggist and cons
cured. The directions are simple l ana the
dose Is amall. It Is pleasant TO the taste.
does not grippe and Il promptly effective,
and these statements are guaranteed or
money viii be refunded. = sfIrt =
This remedy Is over a quarter OF q CEN
fury old and Isl personally taken by
moro druggists than any other similar
remedy on the American market. Because
taste II Is the Ideal laxative remedy for
children, women and old folks generally.
Dr.. Caldwell personally win he pleased
to give you any medical advice you may
the stomach. liver or bowels absolutely
free OF charge. Explain your case in q (
letter and he win reply TO syon in detail.
name and address on q postal card or
otherwise. For either request the DOCTORS
address IL Dr. w. b. Gaidweii 4. $50 Cald-
well building. Monticello. m \
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
TAFT BEGINS
HIS MESSAGE
TO CONGRESS
Will Deal with Amendments
He:Wants to Two Pres
ent Laws.
FEDERAL L ICE N Sc S.
To Corporations According
to His Idea Will Be
Discussed.
FEDERAL LICE N Sc S.

WASHINGTON, d. c.. Dec. Is
President Taft today began the prep.
aration of his first special message
to Congress.
This message will deal with with
amendments, which he believes nee.
essary, to the interstate commerce
and Sherman ANTITRUST acts. He
will also bring forward his ideas as
to issuing federal license to corpo
rations. The proposed license will
be a voluntary one to be taken ad-
vantage of by such corporations as
desire to place themselves under
federal Jurisdiction. or left alone. as
the directors of the corporation see
fit.
The message will be ready for
reading to Congress January 5.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
WILL FIGHT
Men Caught in a Raid Are
to Resist the Case in
Court.

MAfNNINGToN, Dec. 27.-In a raid
made on gambling place alleged to
have been conducted over Beatty's
saloon on Railroad street. Saturday
night, resulted in the arrests of the
proprietor and two men and the con-
iiscation of the outfit which is said
to have been an extensive one. The
men take put up forfeit for their
appearance and 1T is said, will fight
the case in the court.
Policemen Fear and Bosserman. led
the posse OF officers but they were UNI
able TO get all OF the men said to
have been in the rooms. A draw and
stud poker table. chips and other ar
ticles found In the palace of chance
are said to have been seized by the
officers,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
MURDER CHARGED
Against Three Cabin Greek
Men, Who Are Held for
Grand Jury's Action.

e
CHARLESTON, Dec. 2s-willie
Conf, Ed. Conf and Pete Kishel were
brought here and lodged in jail fol-
lowing a preliminary hearing before
Justice of the Peace c. B. Crawford,
of Cabin Creek, to await the action
of the grand jury, charging them
with the murder of Felix Kiasen.
usher on Cabin Creek. Christmas
Day.
In a fight with Kisendusher on
that day he was truck on the head
with an axe, and a blade OF butche..
knife was sticking in his breast when
his lifeless body was found.
d. u
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
70 ASK TAFT.
To Intervene for the Railway
Switchmen is President
Perham.

ST. PAUL, MINI, Dec. 2sPres.
ident Perham, of the Railway Teleg.
raphers. who is chairman OF the
American Federation OF. Labor rail.
way section, went to Chicago today.
and tomorrow evening he expects to
he in Washington, seeking to induce
the members of the Interstate Com
merce Commission or President, Taft
to Intervene in the dispute between
the switchmen and the railroads,
thus avoiding general strike.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
RATE CASES
Are Soon to Come Up Be.
fore the State Supreme
Court.

CHARLESTON, Dec. 2s-The hear
ing of the Coal & Coke Railroad Com
pany case relative to the violation OF
the two-cent fare law in West yir-
ginia Will come up before the su-
.preme court of appeals on January
%. The legality of the two-cent fare
law will then be tested.
1t is understood that the other
roads of the. state which have identi-
cal cases viii not have separate
trials but VIII send their attorneys to
assist the Coal & Coke Company at
Its hearing.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
TREAT
Is Given to the Sunday School Chill
dren at Pride's Chapel.

The treat given the scholars OF the
Sunday school at Pride's Chapel last
night was an enjoyable affair. The
exercises BY the children under the
direction of Mis- Villa Lee were ex-
ceedingly fine and listened to by a
large audience which seemed to en-
Joy the affair Immensely.
The bazaar booths in the basement
we're under the direction OF the
board Of stewards and were quite
tastefully arranged. Altogether the
affair was voted a success.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
SEVEN CHILDREN
BURNED TO DEATH
In Blaze and Explosion That
Destroy a Mans
Home.

sYKEsv1LLE. Pa, Dec. 2s-sev-
en- children. ranging in age from 2
to - years, were burned to death
and three persons. fatally injured.
when a fire followed by an explosion
Of powder DESTROYED the home of
Stephen Bronosky, miner, today.
All the victims were foreigners.
Six of the children were members of
the Bronosky family. and the seventh
belonged to a boarder.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
COOK AT NICE

PARIS. Dec. 2s.-Telegrams sent
by news agency to DR.. Frederick
A. Cook. at Nice, were delivered. ac-
cording to telegraph officials, to a
person authorized to act for the doc
tor, but no reply has vet been re-
ceIved. IT is believed that Cook was
at Nice. hut concealed his identity
under an assumed name.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
BONFIRE
Is Made of the Gambling Outfit from
the Diamond Joint.

BY order of the .mapor. CHIEF of
Police Harry Brooks and members of
his force had bonfire Tuesday 'of the
ga milling paraphernallae taken in a
raid on a room over the Diamond sa-
loon bowling alleys Sunday morning
BY Policemen Isenhsrt and White.
The property burned consisted of two
tables and deck OF cards.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
NOTICE.

Any person or persons having pos
session Of or any claim to bank books
Nos. 1904 and cee4 are requested to
present same to The Lowndes Saw
inss Bank and Trust Company. or sub
init having said bank books cancelled
and new books issued in lieu thereof.
THE LowNDE SAVINGS BANK
AND TRUST COMPANY.
BY GEO. L. DUNCAN. Treasurer.
December 18th, 1909.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
VIOLENTLY insane
Becomes Bernard Bail, Sec.
ond Vice President of a
Railroad Company.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa Dec. as
Bernard H.aBail, second vice-presi,
dent and general freight traffic man
ager of the Philadelphia and Read
ing Railroad Company, became VIC
lently insane today in his Office in
the company's big Office building
and after a struggle he was removed
to a hospital.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
W. MD. ROADS BIG HAUL.

BALTIMORE. Dec. 2s-The West
ern Maryland railroad hauled more
than 100000 tons of coal during the
month of November. This is the
best record that the road has ever
made for coal tonnage during the
month OF November, and Western
Maryland officials are gratifled over
the result.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
HELD FOR BooTLEGGING.

PABKERsBuRG, Dec. 2s-umted
States Commissioner Dorr Caste has
held j. NJ. Taylor, a former local
detective and ex-deputy United
States marshal. to answer to the
federal court grand jury on the
charge of bootlegging. The govern
ment made ont a strong case against
the defendant.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
PROMISED NOT TO DRINK.

slayish Mary, aged about so years,
residing near the tin plate mills,
promised Mayor Frank R. Moore at
police court Tuesday morning she
would never get drunk again and he
released her without INJECTING pun
ishment. A policeman picked her up
in the street the night before. She
was drunk.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
TO MARRY TAFTs NIECE.

NEW YORK. Dec. 2s.-George
Hogg snowden, &c years old, OF Seat
tie, has obtained license here to
marry Miss Louise Witherbee Taft
daughter of Henry w. Taft. brother
of the President. The wedding VIII
he at the Taft home here. December
30.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
NOTICE OF JUDICIAL SALE.

Pursuant to decree of the Circuit
Court of Harrison County. West Vir-
ginia. made and entered on the 18th
day OF September. 1909, in the chan
Gerry cause OF Joshua L. Martin VS..
George NJ. Martin ct al, / Will on
SATURDAY, TIE STU DAY OF
JANUARY, 1910,
at the front door of the Court House
of Harrison County. West Virginia, at
one O'Clock p. m. OF that dag offer for
sale TO the highest bidder the follow
Ing described real estate: A tract
of about seven acres situated on the
right hand fork of Ten Mile Greek in
Sardis District. about one mile below
the village of Brown and upon which
Is situated one small dwelling house.
and being the same property formerly
owned and occupied by Della II. Mar
tin and George l.. Martin both now
deceased.
TERMS OF SA14E:-Said sale will
he made for one third. or as much
more as purchaser may elect to pay,
cash in hand. and one-third in one
year and one-third in two years from
date of sale. the purchaser giving in
terest bearing notes for deferred pay
ments with good personal security,
and vendors lien To be retained to
secure the payment Of said notes.
II, W. WILLIAMS.
Special Commissioner.
I, 1. Wade coffman, Clerk of the
Circuit Court of Harrison County.
West Virginia, hereby certify that
bond with security approved by me c
sufficient. and in the penalty provided
by said decree has been given by said
special commissioner.
i. WADE COLEMAN, Clerk.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
cLARKsBuRG CHOSEN.

CHARLESTON. Dec. 2s.-At a,
meeting of the Executive COMMITTEES
OF the West Virginia Educational so-
iety held here, 1t was decided to hold !
the next meeting OF the organization |
at clarksburg on June 20 to %.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
BIG MAJORITY
Is What President Lewis
Says He Will Have
Over Green.

INDIANAPOLIS. Ind. Dec. IS
President Thomas L. Lewis of the
United Mine Workers of America
said today his majority for re-elec-
tion will reach $4,000 votes over his
opponent, William Green, of Co
shocton, o.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
SHAREHOLDERS MEETING.

The regular annual meeting of the
shareholders OF the Empire National
Bank VIII be held at its banking house
Tuesday, Jan. II. 1910, at o'clock
p. m. for the election of directors and
any other business that may properly
come before It f. y. Delson, Cash
Ter.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
SEE COMPANION DROWNED.

LAKEWOOD, N. j., Dec. rs
While hundreds looked on powerless
to save him, Edwin Gormley, 20
years old, who came here from Bath
Beach with his mother and sister in
October. today was drowned in Lake
Carasaiio.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30

W. E. Ruttencutter is here from
Morgantown.
S. W. schrader, of Grafton, spen,
Monday in the city.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
FATALLY BURNED.

ELK1Ns, Dec. 2s-Mrs. c. S. Bal
lard, of Lindside, was fatally burned
while lighting a gasoline lamp with
an alcohol torch. A drop or two of
the burning alcohol fell on her dress,
instantly igniting the the filmy ma
terial and enveloping her in flames.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
HEATER ExPLoDEs.

An instantaneous heater exploded
at the home of Dudley D.. Britt on
South Chestnut street Tuesday morn
Ing. A domestic was badly burned
on the face and hands. but not seri-
ously.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
AN ANKLE BROKEN.

Louis Goodfriend. the Banner
clothing merchant, is suffering from
broken ankle. The injury was
sustained when he slipped and fell
on an icy pavement Monday short
distance from his home on Lee
street
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Will Peters. of Par
kersburg. spent Christmas with the
Rev. and Mrs. L. E. Peters.
Mrs. i'm. Mcdonnell and Miss
Grace Mcdonnell. of Fairmont, spent
Christmas here with relatives.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
SHAREHOLDERS. MEETING.

The annual meeting of the share
holders of the Merchants National
Bank OF West Virginia at Clarksburg,
for the election of seven directors and
any other business that may properly
come before 1t will be held at its
banking house Tuesday. January IL,
1910, at IL o'clock a. in. 1
w. Fl. LEWIS. Cashier.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
ALLEGED LIQUOR yoIAroK.

constables Ford and Kidd arrest
ed Joe Bauncore at Northview this
afternoon on a warrant issued by
Justice G. Harry Gordon charging
HAN with selling liquor without. a IL
cense: Heswas jailed andiwbli be gIv-
en- a hearing LATER. 4 4.,ss ,I.3;,.g
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
zEI.AYA GOES THROUGH.

4 Santa LUcRET1A. Mexico, Dec.
2s,-F'orners President zelaya, of
Nicaragua, passed through here To-
day on thes:waS to- Mexico city i %.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
BREAKs wRIsr.

Mrs. William Bryan srecsived a
broken wrist from u fan .thSs week.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30

United States Deputy Marshal q
p. Hupp. o, Parkefspure. spent Sun.
day here.
M dnd AIRS: Aads cline ase Tia
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
CHORUS eIBE BRIDE OF q. ! .. ASHLEY, WEALTHY ENG
LISHMAN.

The most recent marriage Of American chorus English
tocrat that of May Kinder of Chicago
one OF the Oldest families IN Great Ashley who formerly
lieutenant English
musical production
married wedding
tocratc relatives for three
beautiful American who has gnced The English this
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30
FIvEaNlILIlON DOLLARS
LOST. I'm a COAST STORM
Thousands Are Driven from
Their Homes Into the
Raging Storm.
BY BIG TIDAL WAVE
New York and Philadelphia
Business is Congested
Generally.

WASHINGTON. d. c., Dec. 81
on account OF the uncertain traffic
conditions due to the storm. President
Taft cancelled his engagement to dine
tonight in New York City with An
drew Carnegie and to speak before
the American Historical Association
in Carnegie Hall.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1909-12-30

WASHINGTON. d. c., Dec. 81
on account OF the uncertain traffic
conditions due to the storm. President
Taft cancelled his engagement to dine
tonight in New York City with An
drew Carnegie and to speak before
the American Historical Association
in Carnegie Hall.
PHILADELPHIA. Pa. Dec. 81
Philadelphia today IS still in the grip
Of o blizzard which descended upon
this section OF the country Christmas
day. General bushes IS tied up worse
than for many years and the pros
poets are 1t will be several days be-
fore conditions become normal. Rail-
road traffic and street car service are
in bad shape. Five persons lost their
lives during the storm.
NEW YORK. Dec. 27.-Hard work
all night by Thousands of me- on the
city streets broke the tie up. which
was caused by the greatest December
storm ever known in this vicinity.
While incoming trains are still de-
layed on some roads and surface cas
traffic is by no means normal, the
acute phase Of congestion caused by a
ten-lnch fall of snow, was tiFng OF
the past this morning
Eighteen persons in and near New
York persisted in the Christmas bliz-
aard or from accidents caused by it,.
Six of this number died from expos.
ure after being caught in snow drifts
Others We're drowned, and several
were killed by trains.
BOSTON, Dec. 27-A five million
dollar loss is the estimate made to-
day of the havoc wrought in and
around Boston by the blizzard which
swept New England and
drove record tide over the coast.
Fatalities are reported, besides four
known to have occurred yesterday in
Chesla where tidal wave bursting
through the dyke along Island river
flooded eight acres of homes. and
forced $500 persons to fee. scantly
clad, into the raging storm.
Thirty-twoy cities and towns which
last night were in darkness owing tol
cutting off the electric light service
hoped to have their lighting facilities
restored by tonight.
All along the coast phenomenal
tides were reported. In many
places sea walls have been battered
to pieces. boulevards razed and curbs
and houses along the street destroy
ed.
The worst damage was wrought in
Chelsea and Everett. where it will be
several weeks before the flooded dig
trict can be reclaimed.
Masses of wreckage apparently
from the schooner. David Palmer, of
Boston, were found on the beach at
the hull today. 1t is believed the
vessel struck on. the ledge of the har-l
hor and went to pieces with the loss
of the crew OF twelve.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1909-09-23
Woman on the Bench.

Hyman Lazarus, for many years re-
corder OF Bayonne, knew the people
who came before Nm When wo-
man appeared to accuse husband
who had beaten her he said. .If /
send him to jail you'll come back here
tomorrow in tears and ask mo to let
him OUT NO." She said. ~ Will not.
I'd like to have him punished" How
much shall give him then" asked
Lazarus-"two months, one month, six
months?' The woman. who had begun
to relent. was spcechlcss "rll tell you
what I'll do" he said You come UP
hero and take my chair. and whatever
sentence You pronounce will go" The
woman hesitated. but the recorder In
sisted. The husband was arrnigned be
fore her, and the recorder In a eruff
voice ordered her to pronounce son
tence. six months. three months. two
months. a month--quick. J" he said; 'let
us have It," The woman burst into
tears She and her husband embraced
and went out OF court rejoicing.
"There!" said Lazarus. "If you come
back I'll give you six months each"--
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