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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
saint-saens and Wagner.
(New York SUM-

Somebody talked to Emerson Hough
in Milwaukee the other day on the COM
parative study of trout and woman.
Trout as psychological study are,
as far as knew, infinitely more com
pick than anybody gives them credit
for" osaid Mr.. Hough I'D hate to
write novel about them, if it wasn't
for the fact that nobody else under
stands trout, and therefore I'd get away
with it, just as some of the great over
spreading geniuses get away with the
stuff which nobody understands"
Are they more un-understandabie
than women?" a bystander suggested.
'Oh, much more" was the reply
much more, sir. Women have to obey
SONS laws of nature. 1 don't believe
trout are confined to more than one or
two of the fundamental rules which
govern human beings.
Women develop, for instance. GER
tain tastes, or their tastes are devel-
oped. Now, milliner could catch them
all this year with the bait of 1909 spring
hats, and the dressmaker with the 1905
Paris gowns.
But you put UP corresponding case
in the matter of trout. Now, trout viii
bite at $3.50 a. m. on certain kind of
fly. Twenty-Five minutes later they
cease biting, and you can fish all day
with nary bite. The next day you may
offer the same bait as the day before
and they will not touch it, Give them
another bait, and they will gobble it.
Can you beat that for incomprehensible
inconsistency?
Il used to think that [ could fish
trout, but 1 know now that 1 can't
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
Hats and Badness.
Anew york Times.l

Surgeon j. o. Conn of the United
States public health and marine hos
pital service is of the opinion that bald
ness is not congenital, excepting, posi-
bly,, in cases where the son inherits his
fathers lofty brow that it is not due
to dandruff, to parasites, or to any skin
diseases, and that the hair follicles,
once atrophied, cannot be restored. The
sole cause of badness is the construct
ing bands of hats. Men whose heads
are of domelike conformation are most
subject to the pressure of their hats,
and, above the zone of the hatband, are
most afflicted with calvities. In the
New York Medical Journal, DR.. Conn
says:
eff mans head is very wide, or if
he is very prominent fore and aft, that
man will become bald in time, because
such person, to make his hat fit snug
ly, invariably pulls it down tight. The
man with low brow and thick, heavy
hair rarely is bald. If one wears the
hair long and thick it acts as a cushion
and prevents in a large measure the
construction caused by the hatband."
The ringletted cavaliers, we imagine,
We're not subject to this affection, and
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
The Beauty of Beautiful Eyes.


Sim Watson had a liver, fact which
he made plain
Forever and forever, again and yet
again.
He lived on crusts and cruel, his looks
betrayed distress,
He fought a ceaseless duel with hope
and happiness;
He left his bed complaining and sought
it in despair;
He growled when it was raining, and
when the day was fair;
When others laughed he grumbled, he
had no heart for song;
No matter where he travelled, his liver
went along.
Because he was dyspeptic his brow was
overcast;
He was constant Skeptic where'er he
paused or passed:
If others looked with wonder at noun
tains capped with snow,
He wondered why in thunder cold cliffs
amazed them so;
When foamy rivers hurried, and sweet
wild blossoms bloomed
He looked on and was worriedby things
he had consumed;
While others paused expressing their
pleasure and their awe
He merely fingered frowning, blind to
the things they saw.
Ger boundless plains he travelled,
through thrifty towns he sped,
And constantly he caviled and, doubt
ing, shook his head;
Where others looked believing the fair
reports they heard
He fingered, listness, grieving, and
doubling every word;
He went in search of pleasure where
others found displayed
In fairest, fullest measure the wonders
God had made,
But all he saw was common or over
praised or wrong,
Because he had liver he always took
along.
s. f. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Her-
aid
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
What Does She Really Need9

A wardrobe schedule which should
see the business woman through the
summer is as follows:
A dark-colored, severely tailored linen
suit, with cool blouses to match; a one
piece dress to change off with the suit,
while it is being Numbered; and a plain
lingerie frock, for the very hottest days
when business convention is discarded.
The suit should be perfectly plain, and
Of conservative cut, so that it may
be worn another year.
The one-piece gown may be of ging-
ham, percale or other inexpensive,
washable fabric.
The lingerie frock must also be plain.
Fluffy ruffles look out of place, in case
one wishes to wear the frock to the Of
flee, and thence to some festivity or
other. Also they cost a small fortune to
launder.
Besides these, some sort of house
frocks for wear in the evening, and a
best frock or two are necessary, but this
is not a part Of the strictly business"
outfit.
For the girl to whom the fiatiron is
inaccessible, the linen suit may prove
troublesome, because of the necessity of
constant pressing.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31

Net is still used for smart waists.
| Foulards have come to their own again
There are multitudes of all-black hats
Summer shoes have very elaborate fox
Tiolets trim many of the new purple
! hats.
! hats.
Hosiery novelties include stockings of
shaded silk.
Tunic effects seem to have come to
| abide for awhile.
Hats are immense, and always tnere Is
| roll at the side.
Short sleeves are said to be coming in
| again over in Paris.
| Overshirts of soft material are modlsh
and are here to stay.
| Flowered muslin sunbonnets nave some
| favor for summer wear.
Silk bathing suits are in startling colors
and combinations
Valenciennes lace, real and limitation, is
in demand once more.
Cluny lace is as great a favorite as 1t
was a season or two ago.
The overskirt effect is seen more and
more as the summer advances.
Harmonies in black and white bid fair
to enjoy a considerable vogue.
The amethyst tones, from deep to light
are in the height of fashion.
The much-ribbed parasol, called the
japanese, - very prominent 'AiS HS'
Folds and fichus over the shoulders are
quite a feature of the summer evening
gowns.
Short skirts are the rule for all except
ing house reception and evening dresses
In adoDtine the sleeveless coat, it should
be remembered that extreme styles are
tabooed.
All of the new outing hats, as well as
the finer straws, show decided roll at
+1,.a hY-iv7,
The scarf which matches the gown is
becoming one of the familiar features for
Foniard facing for the smart revers
sounds q new note IN tailoring ana ureSS
combinations.
Linen and pique outing hats, trimmed
with a severe band of patent leather,
are in great favor.
In millinery there is very decided
taste for the combination OF black and
dark purplish blue.
The season sees more white gowns of
lingerie description than has been the case
for some years.
Smart hats continue to be huge in size,
hui they have improved in line with the
advance of summer.
Next to the popular amethyst colorings.
the favorite of Paris just now is faded
light green.
is an exceedingly pretty trimming for
young girls wash dress.
Foulards are made in such attractive
designs this season that they can be
used effectively in detached pieces.
Black crinoline hats serve for some OF
the smart tailored models, trimmed with
white rajah or crepe de chine.
Wells are left floating instead of being
tied under the chin and around the neck
as they were last year.
Morning robes and tea gowns are ap-
nearing without sleeves, except as they
are made of contrasting material.
Some of the new straws very cleverly
reproduce the old blues of the quaint
measures of our grandmothers' days.
Girdles will emphasize many gowns
The under arm seams are high and give
smartness to the close-fitting sleeve.
The long coat without revers, without
sleeves and with pear-shaped armholes,
has become quite a feature of the sea-
son.
Satin charmeuse remains the favorite
fabric for ball and dinner gowns and,
in fact, for evening gowns Of all descrip-
lions.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
A Stranger in New York.

''Have you no friends at all here?" 1
asked.
Not a one. 1 thought 1 had two or
three, but I was mistaken. They're
very friendly when they're in my part
of the country, but here they give me
only the telephone glad hand, which is
easy and cheap. You've been up against
it, OF course :"
Possibly 1 admitted. doubtfully
"Sure you have. Everybody gets it
here. | had it passed out to me the first
day, when I gleefully called up a man
Tdd been clever to out our way. He was
mighty glad to hear 1 was in town
tickled to death. But I haven't min
ute to spare today, old man. he said
I'll be UP to your hotel in the morn
ing That was five days ago"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
DOCTOR OF FRIENDSHIPS.

There is a degree conferred by the
School of Life after years of devoted
study which may fittingly be termed
Doctor of Friendship. 1t is not an hon
orary degree bestowed as gratuity or
patronage. It usually labels faith sur
viYing the doubts Of black epochs of
youth, but it always marks experience
in fulfilling opportunities for varied ac-
workmanship. OF all the degrees de-
vised by man, no other has so import
ant a bearing upon the "x''-the value
to be determined-in life's enigmatic
equation.
To qualify for this enviable distinc-
ton one must attain a certain prof.
cheney in making, classifying and ap-
plying friendship. No one has ever
achieved it without the loss Of many
high-colored illusions Who has not at
some time had an imperfect view Of a
stranger and said, There is a person
] believe ! would like to know" only
to see the man or woman turn and dis
play unpleasant features? So it may
be with the personalities Of new &C
quaintances. The recompense for
these disappointments is that others
who at first appear to less advantage
come later TO be the good significance
in a collection of friends.
No matter Candidates for the degree
must do this sort Of original research.
But they may be certain, meanwhile,
that the performed theories which the
research costs them are as nothing
compared with the coordinate laws
which they gain.
Among the mass of persons he meets
and studies the investigator selects now
and again a friend. AS he does this he
must be mindful that the business of
research IS not only to find but 10
classify. Just what each Of these care
fully chosen friends means to him and
to that unknown *" he should deter
mine as well as possible.
This. of course. has little in common
with anexact scienc. It depends upon
the investigators temperament and the
moods to which he is addicted. But it
teaches him to know what he wants
The reward of the candidate does not
come in q burst Of ceremonies. It is
matter of his own consciousness. At the
awakening he knows as always that he
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
Church Universal

is not sufficient unto his own happi-
ness, but he begins to know why. The
awakening comes when, in consulting
the record of his long research, he finds
mat he has friend to satisfy almost
every mood.
Let us see. Here is one with never
an end to his bright sayings, his stories
and his lively mimicking. Another
speaks haltingly with his mouth. but
with piano has a marvelously varied
and adaptable language. A third has
the lore Of stimulating unorthodox phi
losophy at his tongues end, while this
ones favorite theme is his contented
family and the delights OF a growing
garden. Here's one-and he's a fine
type-who has superintendent animal
lie and noisy voice-an excellent
thing at a football game. As d foil to
him comes another whose rich deep
tones are melodious and diVerting,
apart from what he says: but when he
speaks with a sane and quiet Joy of
life" of what he sees, clarifying it all.
he seems a divinely appointed interpre-
ter.
So the Doctor of Friendship knows
men in many trades and professions,
with widely different endowments and
views of life, and so he knows to
which of them to turn in each hour of
his need He finds a certain subtle
sympathy between himself and most
of them which cannot be reduced 20
words. They know his thoughts, some
times, before he has spoken them. His
meanings are more to them than he
can actually express. They understand
when his language is inadequate.
And not the least of the rewards of
the Dostor of Friendship is that he
Ev1Fc a TOT, a
of gratitude for the endowments of
others rather than for dissatisfaction
over the deficiencies of his own--Ex-
change
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31

liquid and massage night and morning
as with the other formula.
This simple wash is declared to have
a tonic effect upon the hair, and many
cases of falling hair have been much
benefited by it when other indictments
have failed entirely.
A form of grayness quite unusual and
most unbecoming in all cases is the ap-
pearance of the white hairs in scattered
patches, these presenting against the
colored hair a streaked and very I'M
natural appearance. When there are
not too many of these solidly whitening
places, it is an easy matter to tint them
without touching the rest of the hair
A good darkener for these isolated
patches is made as follows: Pyrogg2lfc
acid, one-quarter ounce; distilled water
(hoD, one and one-half ounces. Dis
solve and when cool add rectified spir-
tbs one-half ounce.
This should be applied with q soft
brush and the mixture diluted. when
using it, with twice its quantity of soft
water AS it is q definite stain, the eff
feet desired may neeS Hsse ssAssad appli-
cations.
A harmless due for naturally yellow
or reddish hair is a solution of pure
rouge, or strong infusion of saffron
in q weak solution of cTystalliZed car
Donate of Soda This should be followed
when the hair is dry by a "mordant"
(seD of lemon juice or vinegar diluted
with equal parts of water.
The hair SHOULD always be carefully
shampooed did dried before applying
any coioring heSion as the oil and dust
or wetness will prevent the dye taking
properly. AS much depends upon the
choice of cleansers. Let me advise all
those with dry hair to avoid strong
soaps, soda, boraX and ammonia, as
these only hasten gray hair. An excel
lent shampoo is made of quillai bark.
saponacious plant, to whose use the
Chilean women are said to owe them
magnificent hair. Only a small piece of
the bark is required to lather a large
bowl of water, and the use of the bark
Will in time leave a fine burnish, which
one authority on the subject likens to
''varnish in it's brilliancy."
may be advised those containing dui-
nine or iron being especially good, and
preparations with the latter being like
wise darkening in tendency. An un-
guent which would do much toward
promoting the health of the scalp may
be made of castor oil, beef marrow or
vaseline. The marrow is melted and
clarified and like the others oils is
sweetened with cologne or extract.
A daily massage, an occasional sun
ming and soft water for all dyes and
washing purposes are indispensable in
the treatments here laid out.
KATHERINE MORTON.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
sartoIII 20 Years Old.

Rome, July 21.-Cardinal Sartolli, who
was the first apostolic delegate to the
United States, celebrated his SEVENTEEN
birthday today Among the many mes
sages of congratulation received by him
during the day were number from
prelates and laymen of the Catholic
church in America. The cardinal. who
has been seriously i'll for some time, is
reported now as much improved, and
strong hopes are entertained for his
complete recovery.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31

the close-cropped roundheads who over
threw them were really responsible for
the modern fashion of badness. Dr.
Conn suggests that, in this age of con-
trivances in Shoes suspenders and
braces somebody ought to be ingenious
enough to make hat that will stay on
in breeze without impeding the circu-
lation in the scalp. Invention that takes
the perverse forms of hair tonics, re-
storers and apparatus for electrical
massage would thus be forestalled. AT
present only low-browed gentlemen can
wear hats and keep their hair.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
The Mother of Well Known Family
Passes Away.
(Contributed.)

The sad intelligence was received in
Salt Lake City July II of the death al
Los Angeles of Mrs. Margaret A. Kis-
sick, mother of Mrs. S. H. Pinkerton
Mrs. Kissick was well known in. Salt
Lake and universally esteemed by those
who knew her geniality, large hearted
ness, and her every act marked her a
true gentlewoman and endeared her to
all. She was one of the old-fashioned
kind-hearted women, who loved home
and friends. Those who had the pleas
ure Of being her guests were always
Loyalty entertained. To the poor and
unfortunate she was the most charitable
of women. AS friend she was kind
hearted and true. She treated them
with the utmost consideration. Mrs.
Kissick died as she had lived, peacefully
and resigned-like passing into a beau
tiful sleep. She always welcomed the
will of God She was a most devout
Catholic. and lived her religion as only
those who have followed in the foot
steps of our blessed Lord can live. Her
constant prayer was, Lord, thy will,
not mine, be DONE" Her life was one
Of prayer, the rosary her great joy.
She believed implicitly in prayer, and
always prayed to God to help poor, suf-
fering humanity. Her devotion to her
church was beautiful to behold. Her
death will be regretted by many Salt
Lake friends, whose true sympathy will
go out to the bereaved daughters. She
was a beautiful character and charmed
all who came in contact with her; a
typical Irish woman with all the char
acteristics of the race, with an mex
haustible supply of Irish fallads' and
folk lore of the dear old country which
she loved next to her religion. The
funeral was held at st. vibrana's
cathedral, Los Angeles, California,
July Is. The requiem mass was cele-
brated by Rt. Rev. Monsignor Harnett,
and she was laid to rest in beautiful
friends regretted not being near, but
their prayers joined those Of the cele-
brant The many floral tributes attest
ed the love of friends, both absent and
present, her grave being completely COW
cred by the flowers she loved so we'll
While her body rests in this halIowed
spot, her soul enjoys the bliss that God
has promised to those who love and
serve him.
Her death was most sudden and I'M
expected. Although in poor health, she
had not been confined to bed, and kept
in close touch with relatives and friends.
When stricken she was removed to the
Sisters hospital, where she died within
a few hours, fortified by the solemn last
rites of the church. Her sanity spirit
speaks to us in the following lines OF
Cardinal Newman:
weep not for me,
Be blithe as won't nor tinge with
gloom.
The stream Of love that circles home,
Light hearts and freei
Join in the gifts heavens bounty sends;
Nor miss my face, dear friendsi
81 still am near.
Watching the smiles I priced on
earth;
Your converse mild. your blameless
mirth:
Now. too, | hear
Of whispered sounds the tale complete,
Low prayers and music sweet.
A sea before the throne is spread,
It's pure still glass
Pictures all earth scenes as they pass.
We on it's shore
Share in the bosom of our rest,
Gods knowledge. and are blessed.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP
NOTICES,

Consult county clerk or the respective
signers for further information.
ESTATE OF EMMA J. INGBERSEN
sometimes spelled Ingbresen), deceased.
Creditors will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at 50 South
Main street, Salt Lake City, Utah, on or
before the 18th day of October, A. d.
1903.
SALT LAKE SECURITY AND TRUST
COMPANY,
Administrator of the Estate of Emma ].
Ingbersen( sometimes spelled Ingbre-
SEM, Deceased.
Edward McGurrin, Attorney for Admins
traitor.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
A Dyspeptic in Search Of Pleasure.

Beautiful eyes can do much to com
pensate for rough-hewn or irregular
features. An old couplet runs thus:
Blue eyes beat black fifty to seven,
For black is of hell, but blue is of
heaven"
This is as may be, but who has not
seen a splendid pair of eyes light up
and glorify face that has grievous
drawbacks in the shape of a big nose.
a plain mouth, or a bad complexion?
Large. dark eyes, with their deep fires,
make one forget many defects-even a
sallow skin or q short, stumpy figure
Then dark gray or deep blue eyes have
much charm, and the beauty of Irish
eyes has passed into a proverb. Green
eyes can also cast a spell, and have
worked mischief from the far-ofE days
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31

Of Becky Sharp to those of Sally Shape.
Lady Kidderminster, in this year of
grace 1905. Byron wrote: I'm very
fond Of handsome, eyes, and lovely as
is the light Of dark eye in woman. y
Men seem to have a special fancy for
fine eyes, and certainly they are a fea-
ture that covers a multitude Of sins in
a woman's appeara nee.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31

The Chilean congress has abrogated a
contract made by President Montt with a
French company for harbor improvements
at Valparaiso, which were to have cost
SIS, 466, 900.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31

Areas in Utah known to contain work
able beds of coal aggregate 1880 square
miles, according to the geological survey.
The state has produced approximately
3I,OOOO00 tons since the first mine was
opened in 1870.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1909-07-31
One of Them.

"Who are your asked the tropical
bird, stepping up to the newcomer.
I'm the ultimate consumer" an
swered the English sparrow, looking
sharply around for kitcren refuse.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-05-24
Freight rates are not the only way

Freight rates are not the only way
Of rcbbing the people OF the Inland
Empire used BY the raiiway compan-
Leo. The Press has had an experience
which puts excessive freight rates in
the shade. We had a package ship
ped from San Francisco by express
weighing slightly over seven pounds.
Or 70 be exact 116 ouaces, Tor which
the express copany charged 81, but
fraction less than the rate OF postage
on letters, or almost twice the amount
charged for carrying merchandise
through the malls. The plea Of the
express company IL that It would
have been cheaper to have prepaid the
express. but the fact Is that It figured
that the limit BY mail Is four pounds
and It would have carried four pounds
~ the mail rate. but doubles the rate
on all shipments over four pounds
and thus robs the shipper on that
much money. There Ia no difference
between this class Of robbery and the
train hoidupa which annoy the rail-
ways. except ia the degree OF the
crime ~ fixed by statute. with this
method in force we would advise
those who havo occasion 10 order
anything shipped by mail or express
TO ascertain the express rates and
then aee Il 1t 10 not chaper BY mail.
Divide your package into two II II
weighs over four pounds and you can
send It by mall cheaper than by ex-
preas.