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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02
Cur lebtem &nbc.

-
&r, SoBoume5 Iortiu an Dem Wt.
Carmel. 6ric6boie Sem ShooBe
Der Groc iibcracbcn. 6rau
Ibercie MSoufer d,ti Sem bI. or.
toiers 6rieoboie begrober;.
Inter GROCER 9etbeiliglng BON
QeibtrogcnOen iauo aeltern Hodmit
tag ole 9ecrbi8ung bc5 an %. De.
3eHtber I'M NQter non uabe5n 60 Sab
rem perltorbeIeu Wetgermeiilers So.
bunne3 MartiH bonn Srauerbauie,
Mr.. 2t0, SSiiuite Garage, Sigblano.
tolptL, ais auI Dem .Wtt. Garnet
%Tric0boie" itatt. Eaitor &. 9. 8utb
Don Scr Stride ser eoongeIi,
idlen 8cmeinid)oit mmtirte i'm
5raucrboulc mo nu Grabe. 3abI-
reid)c pridItiae 9lumen idmiiften
ocH SorG. 0ie lebte gbre oils 9abr.
t%idltrdQcr crluieien Dem GntlhlaIe-
ncn Wtitglicoer 6eS ,SigblonosGone
5iiS" Ser nSe9ion pom Rotben
Greit5." Ncrr Wortin lpuroc aml 10.
Sanuor 1919 in aurbeiien geboren
n1o fam I'M Sabre 1880 mad Mnic.
rito. 9tcbcn leincr 8ittipe, Sru,
Sollile, get, Mnrtiu, binterlGbt Der
&crirorbcuc finn SGdtcr, oic GSralielt
@tIliam Stubl Geo. Hittfe, @iuiam
Goofc, Goporo Rllbl itno Senrp Rit.
tcloorf ionic brei gnfeI.
Nrdu Sbercle 81 d. r.
Nodocm Yotcr SbomoS Stt in ser
ct. SotobuSs Stride. cine IcierIide
Heqniemmciic cclcbrirt botte. fono
gcltcrn &ormittag Die 9ecroiguna
Der an Is. 9ejcmber i'm Iltcr bon
II Sdbrrn ueritorbcncn 5rau Sbe.
relc Wand)cr, 0eb. @oumunn. BON
Nr. S2i, NorO.Sono StraBe, ans aui
oent ISL. Grl0ier : Srieoboic" itott.
Cine ,Siilc bcrrIid)cr 9(nmenIpenoeu
ldlnilcte bic lcttc HubeitGtte Der "a.
bIngelhicoencr. NuS @obrtudtrGaer
Ilntairtcn Iu9eitelltc scr 6irna
0cnru Sod & Sobne. Sron Wond)er
luilrhc am 81. September 1884 in
@llraou, SopcrL geboren uno fam
I'M Sabre 1864 nnd Nnlerifo. Sie
mar NIT Serru 6ron5 Monher per-.
beiratbet, lueld)er ibr am 5.W2ni 1908
III Sooe porongin1. Ser einsiae
9lnterblicbcic lit cin 9ruocr. Ser
SoIep6 9almonn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02
gbfnhrtstagc Der Sampfcr BON New'
Norf.

au 2. San. Compiler vllniteb
StateS" nad Copenhagen.
Sim =. San. Gompicr ngtep. Dorf"
na0 Soutbanlpton.
Im 2. San. Compiler california"
nod Glasgow.
an 2. San. 8ompfer y2iguria"
nnd Nenpel mo @enuo.
gm 2. San. Camper yWnliohu'
letts" nadJ 2onbor.
sn 4. San. CAMPER y9arbarolia"
mad Gibraltar unh Ieapel.
gm ;. San. Gompier ~Sambure"
rah Gibraltar nn0 Heapel.
Im 3. San. GnmpTer .aaiier @il.
biln Der 3rpeite" nnb Bremen.
am 5. San. Gampier oMmerifa"
nod Samburg.
an 6. San. Compiler .Waieitic"
mad, Soufbompton.
am 6. San. Ganipfer .3eelaro"
mad Intfperpen.
PIN 6. San. Eampfer v9niitnnia"
nod 9iuerpocl.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

Ibfcbcn. - SIN sitter non 60
Sahrcn idico gcItcrn Ser Sllcion
Stehle III lcil,cr &obultlG Scr.
1904, @clt.2eriu9tonitroBe. ollS Dem
Seben. Sic @ccroigung fil,oet NOR
acn Sornlitiog I llbr an Der MSclt.
cru.GemcterD Itott. Scrr Steble
ltamnlte aus @iirttembcr1. Gr nor
Giailolnad)er uno itano ldngc Sabre
in GienIten BON @rl. &nobc II. SO.
I'm i'm troilcrn 5lpei Sobne mo cine
Sod]tcr.
Ncrr @cnrp &enSler Itorb in lei.
licr @ohnlulg. Nr, 2lS, Noro'GaItle.
CTR. Gr mar II Sabre alt ul,o bin'
terl16t feline Satin, tSroit Cora u.
@ci,sIer. Die 9ecrbialrna iinoct ont
@toutaa Wor9en Z llbr Is Winltten
uoiu Sr~auerboliIc olts itott. Sn Der
aclltid)en fatb. ct. Mi6oelstirde an
Der ode BON Somboros nlo WolTeItr.
luiro I'M 8 llbr Worgells cine BE.
ouicfmnelie iilr oos Scclcnbcil bcs
3crItorbclen celebrirt.
Sn iGe -@iiliam Sat
lupob. Der 9teger. mcfer lid) luegell
MorOperilid)S, an Dem Tarner Gbo$.
6. Sill bcgongcn, in Saft betiroe.,
Die inoircttc llrlod]e SIT Dem beooucrs
lidlelt ltltialle III Gnlton'S Soll, 81
licott,Gitp. bGpobnt jest cine 3ellc
i'm StobtDciangni6 ST. Baltimore.
Sic Somarb.G oilltp.@ cbGroen be-
iiirdltetelL DAB Gin 2Dnd)gerid)t lei
tens Der enlporten @epolferimg Der
iidt merocr fonnc, nlb &iilfsi6eriIf
3cbbs mo @nrbein 2eiihar bradyz
ten i'm in aIler Sti1c nad) Salti.
more. - Die Nod)rihteil iiber oos
Seiiuoen oer bel Dem llilId1 @erlet'
teit lailte,t I'M Mgcnleinen siillitig.
@enige 9egnabionngen.
0ouberneilr Grotbers botte ae.
tern p%erldIcoene @egllaoiglrngs.ap.
plifoiiolten il, 9%ernfhune. ober iaIt
ale mlroen nbae,picien. Gr lat Der,
8eneralanrualt Strous criiid)t, oaB
er beiliinmte Hegelli iiir Die 9egna.
ol9ingsiage altsarbcite, pcid]e icoen
iesfen Golneritog i'm Monat abgcs
balieu lperOen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02
SdiffsnadJridltcn

Ncm~. Worf, 81. Sejen,ber. -
ab8cfaDrcn iino Die Camper .8ltei-
letolt" nad) Bremen mo ga Cor
roinc" nod Sabre.
Sobrc, 81. Gc5cmber. Der
Gompicr ga EroDcnce" lit bon Nelu.
Dort ongcfommen.
Succn9tomu II, 81. 9e}entbcr.
Ger Gonnpier nSccanic" lit mad,
NGp' gorf o68ciobrcn.
ontbnmp to II, 81. Gei.
Ter GuntpFer .GUttonic" 1T bon
Nclp'Oorf eiu9ctrciieu.
%rcmcn, 81. Sciember. - Ger
Compiler nMain" trnt Icine 3feiil
noh Baltimore, pia Neu. Dorf. al.
Sonbon, 81. Ieientber. = Ger
9anpicr .Meiobo" lit nod, 9ieip.
Dorf nbaefobren.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

Pm Z. San. Sompier ,Goronia"
ltod) Gibraltar nno RcopeI.
9m I. San. Gompfer n3ietcn" mad,
9remelt.
gm 7. San. Gonpfcr .Souraine"
nod Sopre.
gnt 0. San. Gampicr Caledonia
tnd) Glasgow.
gm o. San. Gompier st. 2oi,is"
tddI southampton.
gm 8. San. Camper .Ge6ric" mad,
Gibraltar mo Henpel.
Im 8. San. Goupier .gatapio"
itadl Snmburg.
Hnl 9. San. Gampfer ,@innebaba"
nod 2onoon.
Im -. San. Gampier .Tpnoan"
nod Gottcroom.
an 10. San. 9ampier ,9oura"
mad, Neapel un0 Sricit.
am ID. Gan. 3aupfer .Gompanin"
nod) 2iuerpool.
PIN 10. San. Sompfer Oceanic"
mad, SoutDornpton.
Pm 10. Gan. Gnmpfer ,SamlanS"
nod Mntmerpcn.
Nn IA. San. Gampfer .Main"nah.
Bremen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02
Wrnmmopbun'E latten nnb Die rniii.
Idlc ScuIur.

glSber tuaret 8ronniopbon.Glaf.
ten III HiiBlallo ceniilrirei. Sic ae.
llollen III pollem Sinue Ole @eraiins
lttglillgel DER .6reibcit oes @orteS."
llllloliglt aber geifnb es, boB inWtos.
fou Elm Eoli5eipriitnm cine MeItoura.
ton betrat mo babel Sen Cert zines
Nepoli,tions 'Siebes 5u boren betam:
oos Sico tonic ibnl aus Dem GhaI.
trlttcr zines 0rammopbonS entae.
gelt. Ihlf cine Suffrage oeS GriItmps,
BON no er Die Elattc babe, erflGrte
Der @oltipirtb, onb CT iie BON einent
Ngelttcn oefolit babe. Der Sal muir.
De Der Sbri9tclt berid)tet, iinh es
lpuroe lofort cine cingebenoe Inter
lud)utg cingcleitet; Die llnteriuhunu
ergab, bnB sic ltaatsaef1brlid,e
Gralnnopbon = Slate uncertainties
Sobritat mar. @alo oorauf entoedt
man aud III petersburg iino inWor.
lf)alt Eripat .. Nieoerlagen bon SIat.
ten nit repolutiondren Serten, 10.
iuobl Sieoern ipie Heben; bieie YIot.
ten luarel ebenfuQ5 amerifoniIhen
llrlprungS. Sic SberpreBperiuoI.
titng, Der Ole Angeleaenbeit inter
breitet mliroe, hat iif. ipie elm He.
terSburger @latt beriftet oabin ent.
idliebeL BOB @rammopbon Elotten.
Ole oft in Saliienoen bon GrempIaren
uerbreitet merben, ben Sruderseitg.
llilIelt gleid)5uiteuen ieieu uno ais fol.
DIE Der Geniur linterliegen. Dieier
IiTfoiinng ioq liG alif Der MiniIter.
Erdiioent Stolppin angeidIoiien ba-
ben. Garoufbin lit Die Sraae elmer
Sermcbrnng Der 3abI Der Genlltr.SSn.
ipeftoren a%uigeiuorfen iporoen, Ga oer
bisberige Eerional gtat Der GenIur,
Ser in letter 3eit id]on poIlauf orrd]
oie lle6eriuadlune Der ainematogrd.
phelt III anipruf genommen lit, fir
oieien neuer 3meig oerGontrule niht
ausreiten piiroe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02
TaS @ettcr.

1Siir Marplnilb ulo oet ItltrlEt
Columbia beiite mo nlor1en FLAIR.
be,lte fGltcr I'M oitliben Sbelle;
norolpcItlide. rudI bem Noroo'tel,
nmlipriilgenoc 8tnoc.
Gas 92eiter ipar 9eltert flar luto
folt: ciu id)orier @ino berrld)te. Gle
T0dnte Selnperotltr fpor AZ @rao nm
7 Abr Mprgens mo Die nicouGlie
81 Grob uni s llbr Menos.
Su oeu onoeren @luloeS. @etter'
@eobahtung3itationen luurocn Die
iolgenocn nicorigitcil Temperatnrclt
pcrseidmct: @oitport 2S, Fortlalto
80. 9oIton. ~, IlbollD 81, Ncm.Dort
Sc, Nhilooclpbiu 3S. gtlonticsGitp
40, @aibiuetcn 81, Norfolt 4S. &ot'
tcraS 81. Charlotte 40. @ifmington
IS. Gbarlcitpn Sc, Sauauliab 81
Sadionpille IS. Si,pitcr 66, aep.@eIt
20. Mtloi,tn A., Wtontgomcrp As,
Relu. Orleans IS. YoleItinc as, @ol.
bottom SO. Corpus Gbriiti 50. Mem.
phis 36. Cincinnati "a. &ittsbl,rJ
26. Ssiucao %. buffalo 81, Glepc.
lano o. Detroit 20. slpe,a 20,
Morauette II, Green San 80, eft.
cago -. Gulutb lie. st. Haiil Il,
ct. Soliis 20, aanins.Gitp is.
Sntoba 6. '&uron %. 8isn,arf II
SABRE IA, Selena --6. GoIt Cafe
26. Senpcr 16. Nortb 8latte II.
Googe-6itp IS. arRarillu 81 mo Sos
MnqeleS 10 @rao.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

, WcDcpreue spiritaoicu

chllb
III Rraucreicn ain /. San, 1905. 2a3
Eroou3irl pdbrcno ocS 1abreS. &C.. t.3I6
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

wv Inter benz gitel .9uftitiiier.
eorgreb" peranitaltet Der 2urnper.
ein .9orlparts" an Mittruodl Den
IL. Sanuor' 1909, einen bumoriIti.
id)en Jarnilicn- abeno in Der Ser.
einsballe, fir Den rieiige &orberei.
tlngeit aetroifen meroen. Die Ser.
reit Gb. Softer, War &onia, s. Siibe
i,er, 8. 6. sdneibereith 8. 3eilf, 3.
seiler. 9. 9artleb l,1o gnniI Sfill;
limb bic arranaei,rc Der Feitliftcit.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

@eiD q d IS . unterhoI.
tung g.. - SRI. Gli,a Noia[ie 9lonrc
CAB an Wontag Nadmittag in if,
rer @obnung SIT Genmore Earf cine
@ei6naf)tS. untcrboltung. Gas gauge
Sans par nit Sollp unb gfottpilan,
sen beforirt. Sic Anpelenoen ruoren:
SrlS. gtbel Wints, Warguerite Snp.
Der, gugenia aeLp, Iirimm Sdnliot,
Tictoria 8lines. Gli5obetb MiQer
nnb Gertrude Wiaer, ionic Die Scr
rem Carroll @lines, Marcus Jregor.
s. Saul ShmiOt, Geo. gromning,
Ternon Minfs nnh artbnr Steb'
bins.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

E4-. A- H.tsL, -rN.
Sir Die notbIeibenoen
StnIiencr.- - @apor Mahool CT
lieb aelterl, cine Proclamation, III
Der er bie @eu6lferung 9aItimore's
I'M Siilfe fir ole bonn gro6eben be.
troifenen 8etuobner Siio.Stalien's
eriuht. Snl Wopors.g Bureau liefen
geltern fir Die Notbleibenoen bon ).
g. 8eiIlp S. mo Wai,rice 5. 9iilill
SIS ein. @is geltern iinb iontit $4,000
fir bet 5oub aus Baltimore beige.
~iteiiert tporbcn. Ganor bat SEER Wi.
foeI Senfins $1,000 brett mad Sta.
Iicl, Der aabel oeianbt mo SER Rcb
81. Winans $1,000 geacbcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02
gcridJt Scs Snlanbitcncr sGiunebmers.

Gtc SnIm6Itcuc Collection iiir
oos Sabr 1908 I'M &crgleid nit Dem
Sabre 1907 mar I'M Giitritt Wtarps
lanN. mic ioIut.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02

IruffebIer. Ser bobe
5err bate bei'm galaoiner etnos 5,i
piel bem Weine 5ugeiprohen. 10 6n6
er iih uor5eitig in iein 2obinet Sii.
riif5ieben miiBte. Seitere GinseIn.
belt iehlen nod
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-02


IS murbm 1851 Eferoc mo 1911
MauleIel nod, Baltimore Gebrod)t.
@~altimurc's @antnmiap.
Gin 0atcr Barometer Der 8eid)dft3'
loge lit Ser llmiot Scr @onfcu. Die
Nbredlnnna GcS Snltimorer Clearing
&onlc bctrlIG I'M lctten Sabre ST.
2~l0,90l,390, 0cNeu $1,l72.9l1,2o7 III
1907, nlio 1921 ,906,S9S.
graf boS 9cin. - Socal,cS
Inoreb, 81 Sabre olt, Nr. 10. @lon.
bon.S troBc, Gropioence, Ms, cill
Mntrolc oli oen, Gompicr, Soluorb"
bon Der rN~tcrduuta & dinners Gran.
portotlon Co." broh gcitern 9tbenb
bolb I llbr nli Dem Inmpfer eiu
Nein mo fonb i'm YStoots6oipitol"
Nuirobmc.
Cine Micoer0ubc. Gn3
@eibnodt3ipicl, meldJcS Yoitor Sters
ger ner1ulgelcl, Spnntog III ser
9rcicini1feitS Stride oufiiibrte, miro
bicien Sonntog Slbeno 13S llbr pie,
bcrbolt. Nnd) DEM 6cltipicle miro
6urd) beipeglidc @ilOer bie @eiGs
ilad)tSjcit in Der oltcn mo nellelr
Mclntotb oorgcItcllt.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
Expensive Mud.

America leads the world in the pro-
duction of mud-not cheap, low-grade
mud, but mud of very expensive
quality. Our mud is not packed in
neat boxes, labeled made in Amer
ica," and protected by tariff duties
from the pauper mud of Europe. 1t
is spread out thickly over millions oil
miles of our country roads.
Only one mile in fourteen OF Ameri-
can roads can be said to be really
improved. The rest are mud-deep,
narrow streaks of sticky, oozy mud.
The farmer fights with mud when he
takes his load to market. 1t is said
to cost him 25 cents ton per mile
to haul his produce, while the thrifty
Frenchman on mudless roads does it
for half as much The American
farmer pays for his mud in decreased
profits, in harder labor. in poorer
schools; his wife pays in isolation and
loneliness.
Nor is the farmer the only one who
pays the mud tax. The city man who
thinks he is buying eggs is buying
also mud. Mud puts its price upon
our bread, our meat, and our fuel.
Three hundred million dollars a year
is the estimated cost of muddy roads.
We can think of no way in which our
people could get less fun for the same
money.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
College Student Big-Headed.

New York Tribune.-The college
student talks a great deal about
life" His college career as he
manages it is preparing more COM
pletely for life" than he could be
prepared in any other way. If he
should let the faculty control it more
fully he would be unified for 'life.
He would be no better than the
poor grind strong in unmarketable
non-e- sentials. He is sure of this
Self preservation being the fist law
of nature, he defiies the faculty to
spoil him for the real world and
energies from college, in his own
opinion, "a well-rounded man. 1t is
curious, this belief of the student
that a college cour is next door
to invaluable to him. but that the
faculty has nothing to do with max
ing it invaluable.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
School of Good Hammers.

Not long ago l visited a home
where such exceptionally good breed
ing prevailed and such fine manners
were practiced by all the members of
the family that it made a great i'm
preston upon me.
This home is the most remarkable
school of good manners, refinement
and culture generally, l have ever
been in The parents are bringing up
their children to practice their best
manners on all occasions. They do
not know what company manners
mean.
The boys have been taught to treat
their sisters with as much Difference
as though they were stranger guests.
The politeness, courtesy and consid-
Grafton which the members of this
family show toward one another are
most refreshing and beautiful Coarse
ness, gruffness, lack of delicacy find
no place there.
Both boys and girls have been
trained from infancy to make them
selves interesting and to entertain
and try to make others happy.
The entire family make it rule to
dress before dinner in the evening,
just as they would if special COM
pany were expected.
Their table manners are especially
marked. At table ever one is
supposed to be at his best, not to
bring any crouch, or long or sad
face to it, but to contribute his best
thought, his wittiest sayings, to the
wittiest conversation. Every member
of the family is expected to do his
best to make the meal a really happy
occasion. There is a sort of rivalry to
see who can be the most entertaining
or contribute the spiciest bits of con-
versation. There is no indication Of
dyspepsia in this family, because
every one is trained to laugh and be
happy, and laughter is a fatal enemy
of Indigestion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30

1914. S7.3, and &C.,. The spring
wheat crop of 1907 started badly
and lost IL points in condition be-
fore the harvest; that of 1908 start
ed at about the same figure as this
years and lost Is points. This, per-
haps, is why, even on Wall street,
there are people who ask the mar
ket to wait and see how the crops
turn out.
Of the two crops spring wheat
is much the smaller; 1t rarely, IN
the best of years, has exceeded 25O,-
600 900 bushels; once Tin 1900 it
ran up to 31S,000,000, after starting
with June condition of 90, and
with an area at harvest 100000
acres larger than this weeks esti-
mate. If the winter wheat runs
short of 400 100000 bushels, the fac
tors tending to make a total crop
nearer the estimated 74S,000,000
maximum of 1901 or the recent 634,
600 900 minimum of 1907 may at
least be Disseminated.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
The Auto Strop.

When the train stopped at the little
southern station the northern tourist
sauntered out on the platform Under
scrub-oak stood lean animal with
scraggy bristles. The tourist was
interested.
What do you call that?" he queried
of lanky native.
"Razorback hawg."
We'll, what is he doing rubbing
against that tree?"
Hes stropping himself, mister,
jest stropping himself
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
THE CROPS.
A Few Words on the Governments
June Estimates of Growing Wheat.

A Few Words on the Governments
June Estimates of Growing Wheat.
New York, June 26.-Inferences
drawn from the government month
ly crop report varied. Translation
of the agricultural department S
Condition percentages into the bu-
shells of yield indicated has be-
come a process of extreme confu-
sion. There is an "old system" OF
Interpretation, based on the assump-
ton of one indicated rate of yield
per acre as 100; there is a new
system" based on another percent
age.
Taking the figures as they stand,
however, the acreage under winter
wheat is s per cent. smaller than
the June estimate of year ago,
and, except for 1904, is the small
est in nine years. The condition
S0.7 per cent. as against So year
ago-is worse than in 1908 by a
little more than per cent and,
though exceeding slightly the condi-
ticn of 1907 and 1904 and 1902 is
otherwise the lowest in decade.
Since all of the past eight years ex-
cept 1904 have shown substantially
larger acreage than is promised
now, it is reasonable to assume that
the winter wheat crop will be the
smallest but one since 1900.
The spring crop is another mat
ter. Only twice in the decade past
has the June condition of spring
wheat fallen below 81, but only
twice has it exceeded 95, and this
weeks estimate was 952 The acre
age, too is fortunate in being nearly
a million acres over the estimate
OF last year, and in promising the
largest area since 1901. The record
of spring wheat crops is, however.
most erratic. In each of the three
years, 1906, 1905. and 1904, it start.
ed a TRACTION above SO; the Septem-
Der conditions were, respectively
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30

covered by HALEY in the time of
Newton 1t was partially explained
by Leplace In 1887, but gravity
alone would not account for the oD-
served acceleration since the time
of the Chaldeans, 720 B. c., and
the outstanding difference had per-
picked the greatest mathematicians
for more than a century. Having
discovered that the moon was orig
inally captured, and was still slowly
nearing the earth, Professor See
said he had removed the last diff
Guilty, and the result would be a de-
cided improvement in astronomy
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
AVOID AVIAToRIAL MYSTERIES

From the Washington D. c. Post
The biggest thing about an airship
IS the quantity of supeTheated air
that initiates it, and much of the
talk of the day about airships is of
the same stuff The mighty dirig-
ible, invulnerable. lightning-proof and
wind-defiant loaded with its mortars
and paraphernalia for raining down
death-dealing bombs, is still a rain
bow which all the world can see,
but may never reach. Perhaps it
will some day become a practical
means of transportation; without
doubt it may be used cas- a spy, a
lookout. to give notice of the APP
pro8ch of an enemy: doubtless, as
well, it may be used as a messen-
ger to carry few men from camp
to camp or from ship to shore. But
it is not going to accomplish all the
horrors now being claimed for it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
ELIMINATING ANTAGONISTS.

Il observe that you never pull
anybody's political chestnu;s out of
the fire..
|. mo" answered the party leader
and reorganizer. Ny speciality is
firing political chestnuts out of the
pull. Washington Star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
THE TAVERN OF SQUIRE BENS-

The TAVERN OF SQUIRE 6ENS-
LOW
Time was when by the old Post
Road, !
That leads from York to Boston
Town,
There stood among the lofty elms
Where the ancient street comes
winding down,
The ancient inn of a famous squire
Whose swinging sign the inscrip-
ton bore
Calling The public to admire
AS daily they pass the hostelry
"This is the Tavern of Squire
Benslow,
Owned by him and by him kept. ;"
The Squire was fond of telling how
Centuries before the inn was there,
The old Post Road was an Indian
trail,
With dusky travellers istead of fair
Time passed; when beneath the
sturdy elms
This famous hostelry was seen;
White were its shingled sides,
The oaken shutters green
This is the Tavern of Squire
Benslow,
Owned by him and by him kept"
And many the travellers who halt
ed there,
same,
Thre squire was eager to welcome
the guest,
For the squire ever upheld the
fame
Of the hospitality under that roof
Which made the inn famous up
and down
The ancient Post Road along the
shore,
That winds from York to Boston
This is the Tavern of Squire
Benslow,
Owned by him and by him kept"
Whenever stranger happened
that way,
Uncertain of the road he sought,
The Squire was certain to explain,
You're on the road to Rye; I've
other rye on draught!"
Then he was wont to loudly praise
The Post Road inns for the, tray
eller forspent,
Motioning the while toward the
sign by the door,
All, of course, by accident
This is the Tavern of Squire
Benslow,
Owned by him and by him kept
Whenever a stranger happened
that way,
Uncertain Of the road he sought,
The Squire was certain to explain,
You're on the road to Rye; I've
other rye on draught!'
Then he was wort to loudly praise
The Post Road inns for the tray
eler IOfoSpent,
Motioning the while toward the
sign by the door,
All, of course, by accident
''This is the Tavern OF Squire
Benslow,
Owned by him and by him kept"
Beneath the elms, long weather
SCARED,
Beside the ancient road to Boston
No more is seen Squire Benslow's
waiting door
Where the long road comes wind
ing down,
The quaint-appearing manse itself
is dust;
Year upon year has gone, and gen
erationS slept,
Since that inn of stage coach DAYS
Was Owned by him and by him
kept"
THE CROPS.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
A FLY IN THE OINTMENT.

FIRST Chauffeur (knowingly)-Hell
Ed; out for q JOY ride?
Second Chauffeur (bitterlyl-Nope.
The boss told me I could have the
au,o for the day, and there amt no
joy in that.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
In the Near Future.

Miss Knox-I think Mr.. Dudley
wants to surprise you with birth
day gift soon.
Miss Passay-Indeed? Why?
Miss Knox-He asked me if I knew
when your thirty-ifth birthday would
be.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
Cause and Effect.

"Pop!"
Eyes, my son.
Il think our hen is going to lay an
egg"
What makes you think so, my
boy?'
cause | saw her eating the egg
plant in the garden, y!"-Yonkers
Statesman
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30
Touch Buttons.

The Metropolitan tower began its
career as pencil mark on the back
of an envelope.
Whatever ceases to grow must
some day cease to live.
More business battles have been
wor with a pointed anecdote than
with a blum. argument.
The chief asset of humanity is
he convict on that the game is
VIC tn while To lose thas would
mean universal Golfers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-06-30

If woman has real good hard
sense she marries her daughters OF
with as good judgment as if she
were selling cow.