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The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

The event of the season in Baltimore
society was the marriage of Miss
Harriet Brown, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Alexander Brown to T. Sufferl
Taller of New York
The beautiful home Of the banker. at
Cathedral and Madison streets, was
the scene of his daughters wedding
The white and gold ball room, where
the ceremony was performed, was
made to look as much like a church as
possible. The musicians gallery. di-
rectly oppositetthe main entrance, was
made to. represent a chancel with an
improvised altar and a mass of palms
relieved by Annunciation lilies. The
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

gest to Texas millionaires that GER
tain usages which are common in
their own common wealth may not
be regarded as legitimate which have
not attained the Texas plans of civil
cation.
In their own vast territory there is
ample room and verge enough, and
it is stated that the Texans had on
sundry occasions availed themselves
of their perrogative of Staying men
whose conduct they found objection
able.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
CANNON THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY
ARI.A1erA. oEDRGIA
~@oo0AA
AIMS a MD AGLTNIInnC

AIMS AND METHODS.
The aim Of this school is to do prac-
tical work in helping men towards sue
cess In the ministry, Its course of study
is broad and practical; its ideas are high:
its work is thorough; it's methods ara
fresh, systematic, clear and simple.
COURSE OF STUDY.
=, The regular course Of study occupies
three years, and covers the lines Of work
IN the several departments of theological
instruction usually pursued in the lead
ing theological seminaries Of he country.
EXPENSES AND AID.
Tuition and room rent are free. The
apartments for students are plainly fur
9ished. Good board can be had for seven
steam. ~
AID from loans without interest. and
g1fts or friends. are granted TO deserV-
ing students who do their utmost in the
nne OF self-help. No young man with
grace. gifts. and energy need be deprived
Of the advantages now opened to him
IN this Seminary. For further particulars
address
REV. j. w. e. BOWEN, ID. ID.
Pres. Cannon Theological Seminary.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

Interrupted the bachelor hastily. "Take
it" -...... ..H
And say, Thank you, sir!'" finished
the widow, Sinking into the seat with
grateful smile at the donor as he
lifted his hat and tripped over her
ruff1es i an effort to get round them
Haven't ! Eota you seven times
this week, pa, ed the bachelor, Sling
ing hnrably to he strap, that I'll share
everything I dkn with YOU
They all tell me that" sighed the
widow. But they wouldn't. If 1
sholld marry You this minute you'd
mereiN give me the burnt end of your
timt, Wien you didn't happen to be
at the office Or the races Or the club,
or out with. the boys or playing golf,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

By order of Russian governor, all
Jews are barred from the watering
places Of Ciscaucasia, and Jewish
musicians are barred from playing in
governmental orchestras. Jews seem
to be the "niggers' of Russia.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

The Turkish consulate New York is
said to have fallen into the evil prac-
tees of the village, and to have robbed
his country of everything in sight.
He should have remained in Constan-
tinoDle and kept his morals pure.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

- - ~ ~ w AANSA -
YOUR car"
What" cried
the bachelor in
establishment. 81
thought you wom-
en- had been fight
ing for a spot sa-
cred to your sweet
selves"
1--WE have" re-
torted the widow.
And as usual,
we've gotten the
little burnt end ="
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
TlLL0TS0N COLLEGE

AUSTIN. TEXAS.
The Oldest and Best School in Texas
for Colored Students. Faculty mostly
graduates OF we'll known colleges in the
north. Reputation unsurpassed. Manua
training a part Of the regular course
Music a special feature of the schoo..
Srecial advantages for earnest students
seeking to help themselves. Send for
catalogue and circular to
REV. MARSHALL e. GAINES, A. M
President.
AUSTIN. TEXAS
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
BRA|NERD INSTITUTE
CHESTER. s. C.

CHESTER, S. C.
normal and industrial school with a
graded course Of study. designed to give
q thorough, symmetrical and complete
English education and Law a solid foun-
dat1on for success and usefulness in every
vocation Of life. Board and boarding hall
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
Not 4 Real Father.

An Episcopal minister, who had but
recently moved to small town in the
Pennsylvania coal regions, passed two
youngsters on the street.
Good morning, father" said one Of
them, misled h,r the clerical garb
Don't you know nutt'n?" said the
other, contemporary when the min
lister was past. Dat guy amt no ia
Their. Why, he's married an got two
kids !'-Everybody's Magazine.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

The "crime" of which one of the
latest victims was accused was viola
ton of a labor contract.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
Observation-Disclosures.
BY HEssFN ROWLAND.

6lN1O, THANK you," said the
~ widow, as the bachelor guild
ed her carefully toward the
ladies' car" at the lower end of the
subway Station ssT nrefer 70 share
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

LOCATION
In the Black. Belt of Alabama where the
blacks outnumber the whites three to one.
ENROLMENT AND FACULTY
Enrolment last year 1883; males, 49,.
FEMALES, 81: Average attendance. .,105:--
Instructors, SO. '.---
COURSE OF STUDY -.
English education combined With industrial.
;raicing; Sindustries in constant operation
VALUE OF PROPERTY
Property consisting of 2267 acres of land.
Obui1diugs almost wholly built with student
abor, is valued at $350,00O and no mortgage.
NEEDS
$50 annually for the education of. each stu
dent; ($200 enables one to finish the course;
1000 creates permanent scholarship. Students
pay the r own board in cash and labor.
'-oney In any amount for current expenses
Ind building.
Besides the work done by graduates as class
room and industrial leaders, thousands A-e
reached through the Tuskegee Negro Confer
ence.
Tuskegeeis 40 miles east of Montgomery an6
80 miles west of Atlanta, On the Western Rail-
roaA g. Alabama.
Tuskegee is quiet, beautiful Old Southern
town, and is an ideal place for study. The eli.
Eate is at all times mild and uniform, thus
making the place an excellent winter resc~"
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

Scientific
getner Medical
ma Hn tor little
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A la Directoire.

Beggar-My dear lady, am without
either petticoat or corset.
Grand Dame-The same as l. It is
the latest fashion.-Journal Amusant.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

Treat each mah according to
; his worth as man. Distrus* .
all who would have any one (
; class placed before any Other.
Other republics have fallen be.
3 cause the INSCRIPTIONS have
: substituted loyalty to class for
( loyalty to the people as a whole.
) President Roosevelt's SPEECH.
Z at Little Rock, Ark.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
M0rriStoWnN0rma

eOON1kD IN 1881.
fourteen TEACHERS. Elegant and com
mod1ous buildings. Climate unsurpassed
Departments: College Preparatory Nor
NAL, English. Music, Shorthand. Type
writing and Industrial Training.
FIFTY DOLLARS IN ADVANCE
Will pay for board, room, light fuel. tul.
ton ana .ncidentals for the entire year.
Board $500 per month; tuition $3.50 per
term. Thorough work done in each de-
partment. Send tor circular to the uresi-
dent,
Rev. Judson S. Hill. D. D.,
N~Trlstown, Tenn.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01

moro 1>~>9~r/6<
| wedding marches were PLAYED by A.
hidden orchestra e
The aisle through which the bridal
party passed was formed of white satin
ribbon held at either end by palms.
Inc bride entered on the arm of her
father. She met the bridegroom at
the chancel steps. attended nv his best
man, Edward de Peyster Livingston of
New York. During the ceremony there
was music from pipe organ.
A Monstrous Sin.
What! You paid $50 for that Easter
nat. rs monstrous-it's a SIM"
Wife (sweetly)-No matter: the sin
Will be on my own lead."-Lippincott'
Select Audience
Scott-WhereVer does Easily get the
idea that his jokes are funny?
NOTCH, he tells them to Young
lad1es with pretty teeth!-London An
sWers.
Sure Cure.
Ted-HOw did Tom break himself of
the habit of eating his luncheon in a
hurry? :
Ned-He fell in love with the watt
ress.-Judge.
Expecting Too Much.
Ella-pll be there bright and early
Stella-Be there early, anyway, and
won't ask the other thing.-Judge.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
A Monstrous Sin
Select Audience
Sure Cure,
Expecting Too Much.

Ella-Tll be there bright and early.
Stella-Be there early, anyway and
won't ask the other thing. -JudTe.
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asviss BUILDING Boys Hall Stone Hall Cir
ATLANTA UNIVERSITY.
- .
Virginia Normal Collegiate
d.. institute,

~ 1H1EhebUHd, VI
.Departments-Normsl and Colo
giate; Special attention to Voo&
ana lnstrumental Music, Theoretical
Agriculture, Sewing and Cooking.
Healthy Location; heated By
board, tuition, light and Rsat, ga,
For catalof and particulars write
70 President Virginia Normal, COLI
01ate Institute, Petersburg, VI
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
THE APPEAL,

ST. PAUL OFFICE
No. 236 Union Block, 18th & Cedar
j. c. ADAMS. Manager
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1909-05-01
TuSKEGEE
Normal and Industrial Institute

IUSKEGEE ALABAMA.
(1NcoRPoRArED)
Organized Ju1y4, 1881, by the State Legie.
.ature as. The Tusltegee State Normal School
Exempt from taxation.
BOOKER r. WASHINGTON. PRINCIPAL
WARREN LOGANs Treasurer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
tCopcluded on Second Page.)
DETECTIVES SKEpTICAL
Call Latest Jewel Robbery in New
YORK Arabian Nights Mystery
"A Case Of Pawn.

New York, Dec. l3-skeptca and
auaIytically inclined detectives after
Ia day OF Investigation, style as an
ARABIAN Nights Mystery" the -
ported Jewel THEFT from the Lorraine.
in which Mrs John William jenkins,
Of Chicago. first appeared as the loser
of gems valued at 100000. The
valuation was later cut in half. While
the detective officials announced that
"we are making q thorough ana rigid
investigation. but not along the lines
of robbery
Mrs. Jenkins remains in her apart
ments, and her husband is said to be
ont Of the city, II stolen, the jewels
were taken from her rooms during
her absence Saturday Il is stated
that part of them have been traced
TO three different pawnshops. The 20
lice are reticent about this feature
although it is understood that the ar
ticles were pawneJ several days be.
fore the robbery was reported.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
DEMONSTRATION
IN OHIO TELEPHONE
BUSINESS YESTERDAY
RATES GO UP.
Advances Announced hy United States
Long Distance Company Far
In Excess of Thcse Of
the Sell.

Cleveland, Dec. IA curious sitla.
ticr in the Chic telephone business
arises as tie result oi today's move
OF The directors Of the United states
Long Distance Telephoao company.
and the minority stockholders.
As consequence a raise in rates
IS announced by Director Mahler of
the United States company. and
Cleveland users of the Independent
lines find themselves paying G5 cents
for a three minutes conversation with
loledo. while on the Bell lines the
rates are 30 cents. To Columbus the
rates are 80 cents and 80 cents re.
spect;yely, The rate 10 Lima is 81
rents, the Bell rate remaining at 50
conts.
Mailer is one Of the officials OF the
Independent company wbp testified
last week that tboT nov hold but one
share Of stock in the company having
transferred the remainder to Presi
dent Goff of the Cleveland Trust com
pany. Coff said he arranged a trans,
fer Of the stock to Il. 1. Day and com
pany, a rich. concern which, the
minority stockholders charge, ccted
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
PRESIDENT TAFT AND WIFE
SH0PPED I'm NEW YORK CITY

New York, Zee, f3.-President Taft
and wife ahopped on Fifth avenue this
afternoon while it rained torrents.
Mrs, Taft's sister. Mrs. Thomas x.
Lnpghlin. Of Pittahurs. accompanied
them Direct from the ferry they role
in an automobile through the rain to
a iewo'ry establishment. A police
automobile preceded the president 5
car. and = secret service machine To-
lowed. Their advent at the shop was
unexpected and the holiday throng for.
got the problem OF Christmas presents
VIXEN the distinguished pair arrived.
Into the private room placed at their
disposal, trays Of glittering trnkets
were borne. from which presents for
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
ESTRADA WILL NOT STAND FOR
HIM SUCCEEDING TO re.
LAYA's OFFICE.
U. S. OF SAME MlNC
Lengthy cahlegram to CastriIo Tells
Of Estrada's bjecticns-Ze-
Iaya is Transferring
His Property.

Washington, Dec. IA lengthy
cablegram from General Estrada, reyo
lutionary leader in Nicaragua, was
received today by Castrilo, represen
tatiye at Washington OF the reyolu
tionists. Estrada declares that Madri2
Is not acceptable to the revolutionists
as q successor to Zelaya and states
! that such a step would be ridiculous,
and mean merely the continuation Of
the Ielayan regime He requested
Castrillo to 50 inform the state de-
Ipaltment. Estrada relterases thar
his army is in all "lHpregnable post
ton at Rama and that the battle
there has not begun.
Concerning the recent meeting b.
tween his representatives and those
Of zelaya in which he demanded the
surrender Of the Zeiayan troops, Es.
trada said General Vasquez, acting
for Zelaya, refused this and said that
.Helaya would resign the presidency In
favor of General lras,
The proposition Of placing Madriz
at the head Of the Nicaraguan gov
ernment VIII meet no more favor from
the Washington officiHs than from
the rebel leaders. While Ma3riz is
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
AMERICAN LEAGUE DON'T WANT
HIM ELECTED PRESIDENT
OF NATIONAL.
WILL CAUSE WAR SURE
President of American Shows How
He Caused Trouble in Davis
Case--Would Stop Base
ball Prosperity.

New York, Dee. 13,-The American
League Will not stand for John NJ
Ward being elected president Of the
National League according to Presl
dent Johnson of the American
League. If he is elected, said John
son, it means war
Outlining his position on the eve of
the National League meeting Johnson
gave out letter he sent Chairman
Herman OF me national commission.
who was instrumental in ending the
war between the National and Amelf-
can leagues in 1903 The letter, dated
Chicago, Nov, 80, says:
The information that Ward is
seriously considered for the presi-
dency of the National League has oc.
casioned me much surprise, and raised
the question Of the sincerity of puf
pose of your organization. Since sigr-
ing the peace pact the creation Of the
National agreement organized base
ball has moved along in a broad,
straight channel, with moderate fric-
ton
"The chief snag encountered was
our effort to recover Player George
Davis after he was awarded
to the Chicago American league club
at the Cincinnati peace conference,
Ward, as attorney for Davis, drew up
the original contract with the Chicago
club, a three year agreement. iron
bound and riveted. At a subsequent
date Davis signed another contract
with the New York National Club.
The latter sought to retain Davis, re-
gardless of the Cincinnati award, and
did use him in one game, despite Wig
orous protest. The Chicago club was
finally obliged to go into the courts
to enforce the contract, and Ward
represented the player in the proceed
ings.
Davis was checkmated, but the
Chicago club did not have his ser
vices during the season. The cost of
the litigation to the Chicago club ex-
ceeded $4,000. The entire transac-
tion was clearly a conspiracy, and in
wanton violation of the peace pact
The American League interests must
be considered Of weight in the con-
struction of the national agreement
1T is far from our purpose to saw,
even suggest, who the National
League should elect president, but
common sense and the interests Of
other parties to the agreement SHOULD
be considered if the present cordial
relations are to continue.
'The unbounded prosperity of the
game enjoyed under it's present gov
ernment should serve as a safety
valve to any preiudicial act that
might tend to destroy the healthful,
sound sportsmanlike condition Of
baseball"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

the White House family were selected.
The president is spending the night
at the home OF his brother, Henry,
and goes to New Haven early tomor-
row to attend a meeting OF the Yale
corporation, and he the guest Of the
New Haven Chamber Of Commerce at
a banquet tomorrow night Mrs Tsit
and sister will remain here.
TAFT was Che guest at dinner To.
night Of DR. John Wesley Hill. pastor
Of the Metropolitan Temple, where he
met q number TO distinguished church
men Of all denominations AT the
closing rally Of the diamond jubilee
celebration Of the Methodist church
tonight the president made an adj
dress.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
RUM0R PROVES FALSE.

Erie, "a. Dec 13.-Four of the nine
bodies picked UP by the Commodore
Perry yesterday the first remains
found of the thirty-eight men who
We're lost when the car ferry No. J
Of the Bessemer and Marquette foun
dered, were sent To their late homes
tonight Tho report this afternoon
that another yawl was sighted near
Wcstfleld, n Y. proved false.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

poryision 10 a consular body and no
objections could he raised TO the other
features Of The proposed municipal
councils, since they placed all foreign
ard Chinese residents on absolute
equality The minister declared that
the Rrssian railroad guards in Man.
.churia win not be witttdrawn.
Kohoysod said Russia is ready to
consider the sale Of the Nfanehuriarl
railroad either to taina. finaifeef By
an international syndicate. O. % stch
syndicate didect
In conclusion Kokovsoff said TIE
Russo-Japanese war scare. which is
agitatins the Russian press, should
not he taken seriously.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
NOMINATIONS CONFIRMED.

Washington Dec 13.-The senate
confremd many nominations inelud-
ing w. Cameron Forbes. Of Massa.
chusetts, as governor general Of the
Philippines 3. S. Cable, of Illinois,
as assistant secretary of commerce
and labor; Leander Stillwell of Kan
sas City ar deputy commissioner OF
pensions
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
RATE is UNREASONABLE
Commerce Commission Makes De-
ciaon in Omaha and Council
E uffs Railway Case.

Washington, Dee H. The inter.
state commerce commission today an.
noqnced the decision that the Omaha
and Council Bluffs Railway and
Bridge company was an interstate
corporation, subject 70 the act reg
uating commerce. and that its fare
Of fifteen cents between Council
BluT ana Omaha was unreasonable.
It was ordered that the fare, fort#o
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
IN WESTERN LEAGUE,

Pueblo, Colo. Dee. l3.--John Hol-
land, manager of the Wichita team Of
the Western Baseball League will be-
come owner of the Pueblo franchise
unless local people purchase the team
before Friday. Holland today offered
to transfer the Pueblo franchise TO st.
joseph. whore ample capital is wait.
'---~sr~s-s-a--
Concluded o. Sixth Page.)
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
ASKED TO OFFER REWARD.

Louisville, KY, Dec. 13-Circuit
Judge Pryor requested Governor VIII,
son tonight to offer a reward for re-
|coyery of Alma Kellner the eight
year old Louisville girl, who disap-
peared last Wednesday. The governor
replied that he knew of no statute
which empowered him to offer such a
reward but he win take some per
sonal action upon the request tomor-
row.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
ROOSEVELT IN NAfRO5l.

Nairobi, Dec. 13.-Ex-President
Roosevelt attended services at the
English church yesterday, and was
later present at farewell banquet
rendered by Gov. Jackson Today he
was the guest OF the commissioner Of
public works.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
ALDRicH PAYS THE BILLS.

Washington Dec a.. Concernins
the cost Of the recent tour in the
west by Aldrich, as chairman of tho
national monetary committee, it was
stated today that Aldrich met all ex.
penscs not paid BY the organization,
BY which he was entertained, The ex.
peusos OF the trip are not charged
against the government.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
CANNON MAKES DENIAL
Declares Report That He viii Quit
Cong SIS After This Session
Is Imagination.

Washington. Dec. 13.-'Laugh =
the world laughs with you am
laughing; am not weeping" smiling
" remarked Speaker Cannon today IN
characterizing as Imagination the pull
lished report that ho purposes to re-
tire from the speakership at the cicsa
OF the present congress-. and positive
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
STEAMER IS SAFE.

Chicago, Dec 13.-The steamer
Jesse Spaulding. which 1t was feared
had foundered in Lake Huron, is safe
at Harbor Beach, Michigan. She was
bound from Buffalo to Duluth loaded
with steel rails.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

ly win not again run for seat in the
house,
"A man may retire from politics;
may resign from the house; may lie.
cline the speakership; may retir.
from anything" he said. The man
who wrote that story had a vivid
Imagination am not crossing any
bridge before | come to it."
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

as the agent to sell the Bell interests,
The new rate announced by the in
dependent is two-thirds OF a cent
mile for each minutes talk.
The petitions for a receivership for
the United States and Cuyahoga Tele-
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14
BOATS REACH coRlNTo.

Corinto, Dec l3.-The gunboat
Yorktown and the cruiser Albany ar
rived today from Magdalena Bay
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

Advertising in The Bulletin pays the
advertiser because it eirculates among
the people that have money to spend.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

Concluded on Second Pags.l
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-12-03
For Sale by S. JACOBS Co.
Elko, Nevada.
eU;LLsAck GUYS A NEW CLOCK.
Shows :: se Economy OF
-. 2:rg Cid Ore Too Long.

AT jast. - nuillback, Eve
have bought I. K, and good
ness knows W a..
Inc Old q small, round,
nichel-rlated ;; we had had
icr some yea. .. ;he course of
time II began signs of wear.
But we rated e. . IE.: expense OF
Il new CLOCK as .~n.r a. we could MAKE
that one do, so we kept il, shaking her
up most every day for something like
year until finally it got 10 be so tire
some that we mustered up courage
and bought a new clock
And then did "A little figuring. In
the course Of year 1 had spent an
average Of five minutes a day shaking
up That old clock on, say, 800 days,
making, to save the cost of a new
CLOCK, gross total of time spent
amounting to $500 minutes. You di-
vide this by 90 and you find that I had
spent in shaking up that blessed old
clock little more than % hours!
Now, in the way Of income, you
know, don't pretend 10 class I'D with
the Rockefellers and Carnegies and
that sort of fui?is, but figuring my
| earning capacity on the modest basis
OF so cents an hour find that I have
spent in shaking up that miserable old
ticker time to the value Of $3.50! And
the new clock cost only GO cents
of course, Buying the new clock
when we did instc ad of a year sooner,
we saved the wear on it in that
E@ricd. and if we count the life of
such clock at say ten years We find
that we have thus saved about seven
cents worth of wear on the new clock.
and this, properly, of course, Should be
deducted from the $3.50, but even al
that, in the best showing possible we
find that to save 50 cents we have met
with net loss of $12.43, to say moth
ing OF the wear and tear on us caused
by the aggravation of having to shake
the old clock up every day and make
it go!
I'VE had been, as in 50 many ways
we are prone % be. penny wise and
pound foolish, but we are learning
wisdom and we haven't got TO shake
the old clock UP ally more, anyway"