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The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-10
The First Requisite.

Colonel-What do army regulations
make the first requisite in order that
man may be buried with military
honors? Private Macshorty-Death,
yer honor!-Illustrated Bits.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-10

Gophers, Sage Rats and Prairie Dogs
annually devastate our fields of growing
grain. Their numbers may be greatly
diminished by systematic warfare
upon them.
"Woodlark Squirrel Poison is the
mostreliable and destructive agent yet
devised for their determination. 1t is
absolutely certain in its action and every
kernel is warranted to kill Climatic
changes or moisture of the earth do not
destroy its strength. It requires no
mixing or preparation, and is always
ready for use. No other is so good.
Dealers will refund the purchase price
If not as claimed. Pamphlet free.
HoYT CHEMICAL. Co., Portland, Oregon
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-10
King Of Blood Remedies.

Levy's Oregon Grape Compound.
Sold and guaranteed by Bumaugh &
,Mayfield, Enterprise, Oregon.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-10
One Advantage.

"well, doctor; boy or girl?"
'Girl."
''That's good My wife won't take
my best clothes to cut down for her."
New York Press.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-10

C. H. ZIrcher was ont to La
Grande Monday night to see his
wife and children.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-10
Electric Theatre
3 Nights 3
EMrEPOpIcC
ENTERPRISE

THURSDAY NIGHT.
The Woodchoprer's Daughter.
An Up-to-Date Burglary.
His First Row.
Songs.
Message o, Violet.
Pe1ea the Old Acorn Tree.
FRIDAY NIGHT.
Wisey's Stratege gem.
The Rrigand's Spoils.
Songs.
Taffy.
Brother Noah, Give Out Checks
Tor Rain.
SATURDAY NIGHT.
Jealous Finance.
The Fat Baby.
An inexperienced Cabby.
Songs.
Captain Paby Bunting.
Just Someone.
McCULLY & RUSK
PRoPRIEToRs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Bryan,s sues.

Lincoln, Neb.-Mrs. Ruth Bryan
Leayitt has sued for divorce on the
ground of desertion.
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Tn All Parts of the State.

Jessie Crane caught a large otter
IN a muskrat trap on the A. S. Hires
farm, near Quinton.
John Elwell, a produce dealer, of
Salem, has purchased the Fenwick
Inn, the only temperance hotel in
Salem, of former Congressman Geo.
Hires.
Cement piers are up and lumber
on the ground at Mizpah for the
plant of the Union Safe and Lock
Company, of Philadelphia. The new
factory will employ over fifty hands.
Former Surrogate and Mrs. Chas.
Alpaugh celebrated the fiftieth ami
versary of their marriage at their
home in Pennington.
Lewis Hill and Emily Van Camp
of Hamden, dug out six skunks and
three 'coons. The days work Melted
them S14.82.
Richard Wayland, Sr., of High
Bridge, fell upon the ice, breaking an
arm.
For dragging his wife cross a side.
walk by the hair, John Heating, a
ship filter, was committed to Jail for
two months in the Camden Police
Court.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Wifb the Funny
The British Spelling!

A Sunday-school teacher named Beauchamp
To the woods took her children to
teauchamp,
But sundry mosquitoes
Discovered her neat hose,
And stung her before she could reauchamp.
Judge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29

Chicago. = A strange secret of
thlrty-one years standing was re-
vealed When more than a score of
prominent Chicago physicians and
surgeons admitted that they were
members of the Ustion Fraternity, a
society having for it's object the dis
section of the bodies of its members
after death and cremation of the re-
mains.
This weird fraternity, to which
only members of the medical profess
sion are admitted, is Of national
scope. Its headquarters are in a
we'll furnished clubhouse at 1892
Lake Park avenue.
Chapters exist in New York, Phila-
delphia, Boston, Cleveland, Detroit
and other cities. Its membership is
taken from the ranks of the most
prominent practitioners in different
parts of the United States.
Each chapter is known as a verte-
bra. The Chicago chapter, being the
first organized, is called the Prime
Vertebra." Its high officer is known
as the 3sencepha1on," and its next
highest officer is the "medulla." It's
other officers are named for other
parts OF the human body.
The members of the fraternity
must undergo a preparation or APP
premiership of four years before they
are admitted to full knowledge of it's
weird rituals. During this period
each must study some physiological
or medical problem entirely original
in his own mind. If his faith and
perseverance in the ironclad rules of
the society are deemed doubtful he
does not become a partof the 'body."
If the showing is complimentary the
fantastic ceremonials are admins
tered. The society is divided into
three degrees" through which it's
members must pass. They are fra
ternity. autopsy and cremation.
DR.. P. M. Oliver, who lives in this
city, is the supreme encephalon or
national head of the Ustionians.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
He Created a New Standard.

There is a si%ngularly valuable pas
sage in Rev. DR.. Fitchett's recent
powerful volume, 1.-The Beliefs OF
Unbelief," which points to a weak
ness in the modern method of est.
mating the character of Christ. Dr..
Fitchett forcibly urges:
I'VE judge Him to-day by the new
conscience He has Himself created;
and so miss one-half Of His unique
greatness. Only when He is tried
by the ethical standards of His own
generation can His strange separate.
ness as a moral teacher be realized
There is undoubtedly much in this.
for Christ has lifted our ethics to "a
height beyond human philosophy"
and it is perfectly true to say that
Just as the whole New Testament is
Christ's biography, SO "all history
since is His biography" - London
Christian.
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Inls strange fraternity had its in.
cept1on at Hahnemann College, in
this city, in 1878. During the thirty
one years of its existence its weird
teachings and practices have been a
profound secret. Its members at the
end OF their probationary period take
an oath that ~silences their tongues
forever.
The life on this earth is enjoyed to
its utmost by them. At the end their
colleagues, attired in long white sur
glcal gowns, gather about the bier on
which lie the earthly remains of their
riend. The spirit they know has de-
parted, and the clay that is left is
given over entirely to science. Their
theories are augmented by this grew
some gift. When they have finished
the rites are said. At a crematory all
that remains is given over to the,
flames. The doctor that was is re-
duced to a handful of dust.
DR.. Fred w. Wood, former su.
preme encephalon, acknowledged
that the fraternity was for the pur-
pose of autopsy and cremation. 1--WE
believe in three Degrees" said DR..
Wood. "They are fraternity, which
means the real fellowship on this
earth; autopsy after death, which
helps all mankind, and cremation.
which puts an end to the earthly
shell that remains after the spirit
has flown"
What is done at the autopsy
was asked.
81 cannot say" replied DR.. Wood
Our oaths are solemn. What we do
to the body is all in the interest OF
science. 1t does no harm and it ad.
vances our knowledge"
What is the fraternity's belief in
regard to cremation?" was asked.
we believe that cremation is pro.
per. The body is but clay, and soon.
er or later becomes but a handful OF
dust. When it is given over to the
fire all is ended. The translation OF
'Ustion' means fire"
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29

Morgan Buys Washington's Sword.
Baltimore, Md. Pierpont Nor
sgai has purchased from Miss Virginia
Taylor Lewis the sword worn by
George Washington and will give the
relic to Mount Vernon.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
ATTORNEY WIN Get S4eo.ooo.

BY the decision of the United
States Supreme Court in the Waters
Pierce Company case County Attor-
ney Brady, of Travis County, Texas,
who started the proceedings, will get
approximately 100000 in fees as his
share of the fine which the company
must pay. 1t is expected that State
Receiver Eckhardt will soon be placed
in possession of the property, which
has been for nearly two years In the
hand of Federal Receiver Dorchester.
Most of the properties are located in
Dallas and r valued at abbut $780,
OO0s independent Of the oil k-toasa and
business accounts. ~
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29

NEW JERSEY STATE NEWS
Tiny Scratch Kills a Girl.


Blood poisoning, due to a tiny
scratch received in a trivial coasting
accident, caused the death of Anna
Hand, fourteen years old, daughter of
William Hand, of Glenside avenue,
Summit. The girl, when coasting,
lost control of her sled. She was
thrown off, but apparently was not
hurt, except from a slight smarting
in her knees, SO she continued with
the sport. Two hours afterward,
when she returned to her home, ex-
animation showed only a scratch on
her knee, but Don she became fever
ish. Her mother thought THE child
merely had a cold and administered
nome remedies but her condition rap-
idly grew worse. DR.. r. w. Meister
was called and had the sufferer re-
moved to Overlook Hospital. All
endeavors to check the spread of thu
infection failed.
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Women in the Days News.

Mrs. Clarence H. Mackay made hel
debut as a speaker in an address II
favor of equal suffrage, in New VOTE
City.
Miss Ethel Dickens, a granddaugn.
ter of Charles Dickens, is the head OF
a large typewriting bureau in LONDON
and is described as a keen business
woman
In four States Of the Union. Wyom
ing, Colorado, Idaho and Titan, Wonf
en- possess the same political rign.s
as men, voting at all elections OF
the same conditions. In
the right has been exercised Tor iorey
years.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Halls Of Congress.

Senators Elkins and Hepburn spoke
against a change in tEtSS eriff sched-
ules.
Services in memorsna ii William
Pinkney Whyte, OF Maryland, were
held.
Mr.. Foraker spo(9aon the use Of
fB rownsville affair 4 MI. Lodge re- re-
piled.
In a special mes te to Congress
vetoing a bill to da river in Mis-
souri, President Rod Bvelt pointed out
the danger OF a gig lite water power
trust.
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Shaw Announces His Death.
A Diplomatic Shift.

Berne, Switzerland.-Dr. P. Rit.
ter, the Swiss Minister to Japan, has
been named to succeed Leo Vogel, at
present Minister of Switzerland at
Washington, D. G.
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Princeton Fire Loss 81, oar.

Revised estimates of the loss
caused by a fire at Princeton, place it
between 100000 and $4,000. Ten
small frame buildings were de.
stroyed. The inadequacy of the
water supply caused much anxiety for
the safety of several of the university
buildings, but the good work of the
volunteer fremen and many of the
university students checked the
flames about 100 feet from Nassau
street, on the opposite side of which
thoroughfare several of the institu.
TONS buildings front.
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The GREAT lesson Fox Learned.

/ knew Jesus and He was very
precious to my soul, but l found
something in me that would not keep
patient and kind. I did what / could
to keep it down, but it was there.
1 besought Jesus to do romethine
for me, and when / gave Him my
will, He came into my heart q
cast out all that would not be sweet,
all that would not be kim, all that
would not be patient and then HIS
shut the door.-George Fox.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Getting Practical

"They saw me ~act."-Washington
Star.
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Train Kills Station Agent.

Stepping from a local train at Will
Jamestown Junction, where ne was en-
ployed as station agent for the Allan
tic City Railroad Company, Harry
Slower was hurled to instant death by
a southbound Cape May express train.
Coroner Litchfield, of Camden, who
viewed the remains, found that nearly
every bone in the mans body was
broken. He gave a certificate of ac-
cidental death. Slower was forty
eight years old and lived at Egg Har-
Dor City.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29


Constantinople, Turkey.-The Gov
eminent has issued instructions to
the customs authorities to take meas
ures to suppress the existing boycott
on Austrian and Bulgarian goods.
Shaw Announces His Death.
London, England - George Der.
nard Shaw, the dramatist and author,
who vas to have delivered a lecture
before the Fabian Society, was I'm.
able. owing to illness, to keep his e n
gagement. In reply to a note inquir.
ing as to the state of his health MI,
Shaw said: Inform the public that !
am dead. 1t will save a great deal o.
trouble" ~a~zs
A Diplomatic Shift.
Berne, Switzerland.-Dr. p. Rit,
ter, the Swiss Minister to Japan, has
been named to succeed Leo Vogel, at
present Minister of Switzerland at
Washington, D. G.
Mine Planters Leave.
Rio Janeiro.-The United States
mine planters Armistead, Captain
Ferguson, and Ringgold, commanded
by Lieutenant G. F. Corbin, which are
proceeding from Governors Island,
New York, to San Francisco by way
of the Strait of Magellan, sailed from
Rio Janeiro for Montevideo.
Margherita Going to Japan.
Rome, Italy.-Queen Marguerite,
mother of King Victor Emmanuel, is
going to Japan next August and will
remain in the islands for three
months. She will receive a hearty
welcome from the Emperor and EN-
press of Japan, who will both meet
her when she arrives at the Toxic
railroad station.
Mine Flood browns 100.
johannesburg, Transvaal. = Ten
white men and $50 natives were
drowned in the Witwatersrand gold
mine, which became flooded by the
bursting of Knights Dam. Heavy
rains caused the dam to give way.
The water from the dam flooded also
the lower sections of the town of Els
burg. Many houses we're swept
away and thirteen persons were
drowned.
Korean Emperor on a Jaunt.
Seoul, Korea.-The Emperor, ac-
companied by Prince Ito, the Japan.
csc Resident-General in Korea, de-
cided to start on a tour of the north
ern portion of the empire on January
81. The Emperor will visit all the
principal cities and towns in that part
of Korea.
Fail to Form New Cabinet.
Belgrade, Servia.-All efforts to
form a new Ministry have failed, and
the Ministers, at the Kings request,
have consented to remain in office.
Major-General AIexieff Indicted.
st. Petersburg, Russia. - Major
General A~lexieff, retired, was indicted
for peculation and having received
brides while in the service by order
of Minister of Marine Dikoff.
Carrie Nation Arrested.
Newcastle : on : Tyne. England
Carrie Nation, the American anti-sa-
loon crusader, was arrested here
while engaged in a raid IN a saloon.
Ernst Won WiIdenbruch Dead.
Berlin, Germany.-Ernst Won Will
d~enbruch, the German poet and dra-
matist. is dead. He was born in 1916.
~
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Mine Planters Leave.

Rio Janeiro.-The United States
mine planters Armistead, Captain
Ferguson, and Ringgold, commanded
by Lieutenant C. F. Corbin, which are
proceeding from Governors Island,
New York, to San Francisco by way
of the Strait of Magellan, sailed from
Rio Janeiro for Montevideo.
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Passenger Was Dead.

While collecting tickets near Sum-
NIT, on the Passaic and Delaware
branch of the Lackawanna Railroad,
Conductor Jacob Thompson noticed
that one woman passenger seemed
oblivious to his call of Tickets,
please" An investigation showed
that she was sitting in her seat, dead.
She was Mrs. Mary Carofano, of Ber-
nardSyilIe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Long-Lost Ring Returns.

Mrs. James Fish, of Beverly, lost
her wedding ring tWenty-eight years
ago when it slipped from her finger
while she was washing dishes and
was thrown out with the water. AT
the time of the loss Mrs. Fish lived in
the property in Beverly now occupied
by William Haufter and the latter
found the gold band while working
in his garden. The initials inside
were perfect and the ring was as
bright and shiny as the day it was
lost. 1t has been restored to its
owner.
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BY CABLE.
Austrian Boycott Lifted.

Austrian Boycott Lifted.
Constantinople, Turkey.-The Gov
eminent has issued instructions to
the customs authorities to take meas
ures to suppress the existing boycott
on Austrian and Bulgarian goods.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29

Rome, Italy.-Queen Marguerite,
mother of King Victor Emmanuel, is
going to Japan next August and will
remain in the islands for three
months. She will receive a hearty
welcome from the Emperor and EN-
press of Japan, who will both meet
her when she arrives at the Toxic
railroad station.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
End Of the Romance,

"And how did your daughters ro-
nance end?"
"In the most romantic way" n
swered the sarcastic paterfamilas.
"They are boarding on me until the
bridegroom finds a job to suit his ga.
PRECIOUS fancy. "-Pittsburg Post.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Reserying the PRAYER.

The Parson -" intend to pray
that you may forgive Casey for throw
ing that brick at YOU"
The Patient - "Mebbe yer riv.
renee 'ud be saving tonne if ye'd just
wait till Oh git well, and then pray for
Casey."-Pick-Me-Cp.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Indian Killed in Kentucky.

Harlan, Fisherman Insley
killed IN Indian giving his name as
Hatfeather, a fugitive from Okla
homa, where he was charged with
killing a man. Insley, a private citi-
zen, sought the $1,000 reward offered
for capture of the Indian, who offered
a desperate resistance and Insley
killed him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
The Riaht Attitude.

I fear that quite a portion OF
prayers of good people is really. %
Lord, my will be DONE" Did you
pray this morning that God would
bless you in something that you had
made up your mind to do? God will
never move the mountains around .
selfish man.@A1exander Mckenzie,
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
DIR. Gray, War Veteran, Dies.

DR.. John Walter Gray died at the
residence of his sister, Mrs. Chester
N. Jones, No. 10 De Forest avenue,
Summit. He had suffered from tu-
berculosis and heart disease. He had
Just passed his tnirty-second birth
day. During the Spanish-American
War DR.. Gray was attached to the
Third and Fourth Regiments, N G.
N. j. He was unmarried.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Nothing Funny There.

Jester-"Of course, 1 expect pay
for them. You don't suppose 1 write
these things for fun, do your"
Editor (handing back the batch of
ACKNOWLEDGMENT, if you did, you
failed most dismally." = Illustrated
Bits.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Killed in Coasting Collision.

Lester Philhower, twelve years old,
son of Peter Philhower, of High
Bridge, was instantly killed while
coasting on Academy Hill. Another
boy was riding down an opposite in
cline and the sleds collided while go
ing at a high speed. The other boy
escaped injury.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Father Was Sons Best Man.

Chicago, Ill.-A father acting as
best man at the wedding of his o
was the unusual feature at the mar
riage of Miss Kathryn Charlton, oil
Oak Park, and Lloyd r. Steers, OF
Chicago. George S. Steers served his
son as best man. For years, the
father and son have been almost in
separable chums, living together at
the Union League Club.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Same Old Story.

He during the spat) At the
marriage altar you promised to love.
honor and hey"
She-"And you agreed to endow
me with all your worldly goods"
He-"Well?"
She-"Well?"-Boston Post.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
No Danger.

Excited Woman-"Are you going
to run away with me?"
Reckless Driver (slightly intoxicat
ed)-"Sorry, mum; but-but I can't
Oblige you. I'm mar-married al.
ready."-Judge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
six Years For Attack ON Girl.

Judge Horner, at Mount Holly, SEN
fenced William and Benjamin Clark,
of Moorestown, to serve six years
each in State Prison for indecent as
sault upon Anna Egbert, a Masonville
girl. There was an allegation that
the conviction was the result of false
testimony, but it was not supported.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
LATEST NEWS.
BY WIRE.
Wages Advanced to 1900 Hands.

Pawtucket, R. Announcement
was made to the 1900 employees at
the Royal Weaving Company's mill
here that beginning February 1 their
wages would be increased one-quarter
of a cent a yard on all qualities of
goods.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
DIR. Chamberlain to Leave Rutgers.

DIR. Chamberlain to Leave Rutgers.
The Rev. DIR. William L. Chamber
lain, president of the General Synod
of the Reformed Church in America
and professor of logic and mental
philosophy at Rutgers College, New
Brunswick, has resigned his profess
sorship, effective July /, to become
secretary of the Board of Foreign
Missions of the Reformed Church.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Simple Presentation.

"You have an enormous Appetite"
said a thin man, enviously. what
DO you take for it,"
In all my experience" replied his
plump friend, 81 have found nothing
more suitable than food!'-Tit-Bits.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Seeking Pardon, Won't Take Parole.

oeSkIHS HFuU VUHI IaKe FaFOIe.
DR.. Reuben Thompson, who was
paroled from the State Prison, at
Trenton, last month, refused to leave
the institution. He was sentenced
from Monmouth County in 1901 to
serve eighteen years. He applied for
a full pardon, but that the board de-
MED, granting him only a parole. DR..
Thompson avs the parole will not
enable him to re-enter his profession.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Safety in Numbers.

Celestine-"And has Mr.. Pryor's
church such a small congregation"
Hilda-"Yes, indeed. Every time
that he says Dearly beloved you feel
as if you had received a proposal
Bohemian.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
81 b..

Little British Girl Ito naughty
brother)-"You'll catch it. you
dwefful boy!"
He-"That's all you know, Miss
Clever. Mas out with the Suffra.
gists. and pas hiding in the House of
Commons."-Punch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Prince Wins Quebec Girl.

Quebec, Canada.@The engagement
Is announced here of Hugo Ferretti
Tortonia, son of Prince Augustus
Tortonia, Prince of Civitella Cesi,
Italy, to Miss Margaret Duchesnay,
of Quebec.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
WHERE THE BG BASEBALL TEAMS Will DO THEIR TRAINING.

New York City. = With the an
nouncement by Manager Billy Muir
ray, of the Philadelphia Club, that
the Phillies will do their spring
training at Southern Pines, N. c., it
has been definitely settled where all
National League.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
Facts About Suffrage FOR Woman.

-Four States give equal suffrage to Nv Colorado,
Utah and Idaho.
Rhode Island, by legislative vote, and Oregon, by popular vote,
have refused to adopt equal suffrage for women.
In Kansas women have educational and municipal suffrage.
Eighteen States have school suffrage for women.
Montana and Iowa permit women to vote O municipal bond is
sues.
Louisiana gives women taxpayers the right to vote on all ques-
lions submitted to the taxpayers.
New York allows women taxpayers to vote on village taxation.
In Great Britain women who possess the necessary qualifications
can vote for III of1clals except members of Parliament.
Australia and New Zealand give women full suffrage, as do the
Isle of Man, Iceland and Finland.
In Cape Colony, Canada and Sweden, as in parts of India, wom-
en- vote under various conditions for school and municipal officers.
Last year the English Parliament refused votes to women, and
there was a riot in the House, women claiming themselves to the
grile-work of the gallery of the House of Commons, while they cried
Votes for women! the grnles had to be removed to get them out.
There is a National American Woman Suffrage Association, with
headquarters at Warren, O. The Rev. Anna H. Shaw is president.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29

the National and American League
teams will prepare for the champion.
ship season.
Following is a list of the training
teams during the coming spring:
rierican League.
The Penn's Grove record., 1909-01-29
His Only Provider.

"Yas." said Ole Oleson. SAY tank
Ay take that yoob down to Yames-
town."
How do they pay your" asked a
friend. +.
Dollar a day and eats myself"
explained Ole.-Bohemian Magazine.