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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17
WAKE UP!

Wake up. The call comes swift and
clear
From factory and mart;
The early bird has taught you well
To get an early start.
Dream if you will, dream if you must,
But if you fain would thrive,
You've got to hammer at the forge,
You've got to be alive.
Joe Cone, in Boston Herald.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17
GO WITH A RUSH

The demand for that wonderful
Stomach, Liver and Kidney Cure. DIR.
Kings New Life Pills is astounding.
Tydings & Co. say they never saw the
like. It's because they never fail to
cure Sour Stomach. Constipation. In
BiliousneSs. JauHdice. Sick
Headache, Cbills and Malaria. Only
25c. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17
GRADUATED SORE EYES cUREr

For twenty years 1 suffered from
bad case of graduated sore eyes"
says Martin Boyd of Henrietta, KY.
I'm February, 1908, a gentleman ask
I'd me 20 try Chamberlain's Salve. /
bought one box and used about two
birds of it and my eyes have not CIV
en- me any trouble SINCE This salve
is for sale by all druggists.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17
TRYING TO FIND FAULT

Under the Broward administration
there was a mighty howl from a GER
tain class of state papers every time
the governor went outside the state.
-DeFuniak Breeze.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

The Police Gazette is not an author
ity on all subjects. but it pierces the
bulls eye when it says that there are
more beautiful women in the United
States than in any other country in
the world. They do not create them
any handsomer than under the folds
of the American flag.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

Moore's poem may be brought up
20 daIe in something like this fashion:
"One morn Peary at the gate of the
pole stood disconsolate. World
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

Not minute should be lost when a
child shows symptoms of Group
Chamberlain Cough Remedy, given
as soon as the child becomes hoarse
or even after the croupy cough ap-
pears, win prevent the attack. Sold
by all dealers. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

When in Ocala don't forget Hogan's
Place. He will do all in his power to
make it pleasant for you. Hogan, the
whiskey man.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17
WHAT WAS FOUND AT THE !
NORTH POLE


NORTH POLE
No pennant flying at the pole.
No train robberies.
No squaw democrats.
No political platforms made, to be
broken.
No betting on races.
No DRINKS and disorderlies.
No Turkish baths.
No chop-suey joints.
No social clubs.
No union station.
No police.
No Salome dance.
No fire department.
No baseball fans.
No baby dolls, and sheath gowns.
No bargain sales.
No undesirable citizens.
No strikers or strike-breakers.
No Thaw case.
No magazine poetry.
No hook-worms or boll-weevils.
No near-beer.
No night riders.
No grafters.
No hole in the treasury.
No sixteen-to-one.
No tariff-revision speeches.
No automobile scorching.
No street car hogs.
No sessions of the Alabama legisla-
ture.
No Merry Widow hats.
No Standard Oil wells.
No newspaper with the largest cir
culation in the world.
No nature takers.
No Carnegie Libraries.
No coal-smoke nuisance.
No chewiDg-gum peroxides.
No complaints of the heat.
No steel or sugar trust.
No farmers bowling for or against
rain.
No revivals.
No juicy divorce scandals.
No weather reports.
No queenie with her hair in a braid
No ultimate consumer or innocent
by-stander.
No pianolas or megaphones.
e No New York Evening Post.
No color line or race war.
No red-nosed angels or star-eyed
No speaker of the house.
No Breathitt county fandangoes.
No Aldrich or Henry Cabot Lodge.
No Shakespeare-Ba conian contro-
versy.
No predatory rich or malefactors of
great wealth.
No Hartman or Hill
No liquor problem.
No jags, odorless or otherwise.
No political parsons.
No candidates for office.
No insurance solicitors.
No messenger boys on bicycles.
No cook ladies.
No breakfast-food specialties.
No mosquitoes or fleas.
No haZing.
No pellagra or arterioscleroSis.
No Holy Rollers.
No habeas corpus, government by
injunction or initiative, and referen-
dunn.
No market reports.
No tanglefoor soirees.
No dives or gambling bells.
No fear of invasion.
No muck-rakers or mollycoddles.
No political pulls.
No hell.
No pole.-Memphis Commercial APP
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17
Camp-Harris


OF interest throughout the states
wherever the name of Joel Chandler
Harris is known, will be the an
nouncement of the engagement of his
daughter, Mildred, to Mr.. Edwin
Camp, formal announcement of which
is made by Mrs. Harris. The marriage
will take place on October 9th. No
cards. Of the event the Atlanta Jour-
nal says:
''In literary and social life this an
will be of wide social in
terest, as Miss Harris is the second
daughter of the late distinguished ed
itor, autho- and philosopher, Joel
Chandler Harris (Uncle Remus) and
is one of the group of little ones to
whom the great writer told many of
the stories which afterwards, trans
lated into twenty-seven different Ian
guages, delighted children the world
over. She is the sister of Mr.. Evelyn
Harris, Mr.. Lucien Harris, Mr.. Joel
Chandler Harris, Jr., and of Mr.. Ju-
lian Harris, who succeeds his father
as editor of the Uncle Remus Maya
zine.
"Mr. Camp at present holds the re-
sponsible position of managing editor
of the Atlanta Georgian, and is rank
ed among the foremost journalists of
the south. He is a graduate of the
University Of Georgia, and one of the
most highly esteemed of Atlantas
younger citizens.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

Our splendid new stock is here, Ne invite lhs
pu0hc 10 call and inspect IT, There line sfa "a
will compare with our late styles high quality and o -
VI course we could not begin TO enumerate our sf
but would call attention following psFr - III
goods and prces-others in proportion.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

WHO" seamless ART eq"ares-Ah In Juts Ar
the latest designs
a9o - 49, - "t9@s~~ss
Administer In Ten vn,.
Pre'y designs SzO TO $50 squsres-es % sss
Wool andF fibre Art All VUooI o..-.'
sou.,.. -. ~-eA -
n"r .Sr"S ATT squae-S2 " Japanese Mating
goods). =, ,...s..S.' - :" - eseFs
China Dinner Sets, 5000 to SI25NO Ten D.. -.
Sets "a OO to $500. Big line Of China and Pors,Rs
Dinner Sets in all Of the Latest Patterns
we nave Just added 5000 feet of space and Ne sr - 49,
our beautiful line
the near future also add Of
Exclusive Ocala agents for Alvin Go Carts all eolo A.
We are closing out Standard SEWING u..ht
few we now have on hand will be below ces '"a me
rlClver and >lackay
oeALS. stos,oa
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

Inllahaasee. Fla Sept. s, 1903.
10 ~ Editor Ocaia Banner:
Iha following from one of our Flor
~ Hhodes scholarship students at
NAIard. England. Mr.. w. T. Stockton
- Jacksonville. Florida. viii doubtless
- ~ Ertat interest 20 yoVng men who
~ apply FOR the next scholarship
NEnl. naiIcn at Gainesville, Florida,
81 ne 18Th and Goth Of October. Mr..
#IurEion's statements are authorita-
nv and special attention is called to
rnndItiona. time and place of the quail
MFInn examinations
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1909-09-17

We are closing out our Standard Sewing u,.hi..
few we now have on hand will be sold beo,y -
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-05-07

CHAPTER 43oAs. F. NO. PIT.
AN ACT to amend Revised Laws of
1905. section 23ha. relating to licenses
to practice o~steopathy.
Be it enacted by the Legislature. of the
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-05-07

CHAPTER 434-S. F. NO. 424.
AN ACT 10 amend Revised Laws Of 1905,
section 1879, relating to service Of sum-
mons and complaint.
Be it enacted bv the Legislature Of the
State of Minnesota:
Section 1. That the Revised Laws Of
1908. section 1878, be amended to read as
follows: I'll
"sec, 1879. Copies Of the summons and
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-05-07

CHAPTER 43S-s. F. NC. All,
AN ACT to authorize the secretary of
state to enter into a contract on behalf
of the State of Minnesota for the print
ing and publishing Of the supreme court
reports.
Whereas, h present contract for the
printing and PUBLISHING Of the supreme
court reports and furnishing the same to
tober LIST, 1909. Now, therefore,
Be it enacted by the Legislature of the
State of Minnesota:
Section /. That the secretary of state
be and Is hereby authorized and required
on behalf Of the State of Minnesota to
solicit bids and enter into a contract for
b ter 81 pf't copiags aff the eu SUPREME COURT co rfe re NUNS
Of this state now required by law for the
period of six years from and after Octo-
Der list, 1909. said contract to be awarded
to the lowest responsible bidder whose BID
shall not exceed s1:oo per volume. and
who shall furnish to said secretary of
state a bond in the sum Of five thousand
dollars. conditioned that. the said reports
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-05-07

doing business under this chapter, which
trary to the provisions herein contained,
shall forfeit it's charter and be liable to
be proceeded against by the attorney gen.
eral for it's dissolution.
notify the insurance commissioner that
it has fulfilled the requiren1ents already
expressed in this act, and that its guar
fund. taken together, equal it's capital
stock, the commission shall make an ex-
animation Of such company and make a
the same in his his Office slice and if the ai'e CONF NJ
missioner hi n that said combined
funds shall equal the capital stock Of
such company, thereafter such company
profits Of its business, to add to such
funds; provided, that whenever any ad-
dition is made to the special reserve fund
Sec. 5. Said guaranty surplus shall be
held and be invested by such company in
surplus accumulation may be held and be
invested, and shall be liable and applica-
PIE IN the same manner as the capital
losses Of such company.
Sec. 6. Said special reserve fund shall
be invested according to existing laws re-
lating to investments Of capital by fire
posted, from time to time as the same
shall accumulate and be invested, with
the insurance commissioner of the state,
who shall permit the company d%enos't-
ing the same to change such deposits by
substituting for those withdrawn others
Of equal mount and value. and to COL
lect and receive the interest or dividends
upon such securities as the same may
accrue; n said fund shall not be re.
garded as any part of the assets in pos
session Of said company, so as, to be or
render the same liable for any claim for
loss by fire or otherwise, except as here
in provided.
Sec. Z. In estimating the profit of any
such company for the purpose Of making
a division thereof between said guaranty
surplus fund and such special reserve
fund. until such funds shall together
amount to a sum equal to the capital
stock Of such company, there shall he
c oem%ataS Including irsa1 Ing TOR Ea97 this sS purpo Sc the
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
WHERE THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Matron Knew What She Was About
When She Went to Engage
Maid.

The manager of the employment
agency was used to hearing women in
search of maids ask applicants all
sorts of queer questions, says the New
York Tribune, but this matron made
him mildly curious. OF Ia girls in
turn she had inquired: Have you
worked in minister's family?" None
of them had. TOO bad" said the ma
iron to the manager. None of these
girls will do"
May l ask" said the manager.
why you are anxious to know if
these girls have worked in minister's
families?"
why, the fact is, we're very hard
up just now" said the matron, candid
ly; Il want girl who knows how to
economic, and those who have worked
in clergymens families, I've discov-
cred, have learned that lesson"
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Ours and Theirs.

"A play on names unconsciously per
petrated by my youngest son was
very funny" said Flatbush man the
other day. I'VE live next door to a
family named Feitenour, and the other
night while my family was busy read
ing in the library we heard racket
on the back porch. My son went out
to investigate, and on his return my
wife, always inquisitive, asked what
had caused the noise.
'Nothin' but couple of cats Jim
told her, and then l heard her ask /:
Did you see whose they were?'
Yes; one was ours and the other
was Feitenour's.'"
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

from school just when their minds were beginning to
blossom and they were realizing the advantages of
education Miss Sundar Lazarus said that in all civil
liked countries marched forward hand in
hand with men and had proved the truth of the old
maxim, "Ihe hand that rocks the cradle rules the
world" Mrs. Kashibai Devdhar of the Poona Wild
ows home observed since the inception of the social
reform movement its ardent upholders had been
lecturing upon the awful evils of early mar
riage.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Repartee in the BRIGHT Family.

THE newspapers are making a
great stir about mems Discrimination to
marry" remarked Mrs. Bright.
THE Bible says there are no mar
And what has that to do with us ?"
Bright laughed.
Perhaps they are figuring on hav-
ing a little heaven on EARTH
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Reasons Enough.

Father-You seem to look at things
in a very different light since your
marriage.
Mrs. Newly-Married Daughter-Well,
I ought to after receiving IA lamps
and nine caldelabra for wedding pres
ents-Tit-Bits.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on prescrp-
lions from reputable physicians the damage they
will do Is ten fold to the good you possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by F. j. Cheney Co., Toledo. o., contains no mer-
curry and is taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. In
buying Halls eatarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine 1t Is taken internally and made In Toledo.
Ohio. by f. J. Cheney Co. Testimonials free
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c. per bottle
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough on Bedbugs, Powder or Liq'd, 25c
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 24c
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, 15c., Liq'd ,25c
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, Csc
Rough on Skeeters, agreeable touse, 25c
E. s. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City. N. ]
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
The Thirst for Gore.

Unsophisticated Onlooker-I think
this is first rate place. See what
fine view we have of this car coming.
Seasoned Spectator-Fine view fid-
dlesticks! Nothing ever happens on
these straight stretches-not even
broken leg Come on down to the
turn and wait for the fun.-Puck
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Summer Conquests.

Are these all photographs of fell
lows you have been engaged tor"
mo. They're the fellows who didn't
propose"
"What in the world do you want of
them?"
why; ! am saving them to make
a rogues' gallery"
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

1t is most important that the business
woman's Sunday be most restful and pleas
ant, the fresh beginning of the coming
week, not the tagged end of the old one
1t should be day to strengthen her dur
ing the busy week which follows.
Do not give the best part of the day to
mending your clothes or washing your hair.
If you are interested in church work
attend morning service, and if you are
fond of children teach class in the Sun
day school.
If you love the little domestic duties
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Boon
for the
Office
Girls
By CAROLYN MOWAT

work in the Kitchen dust the paro the table for the Sunday
Spend good part Of the day out of DOORS Young lungs
fresh air.
Let the evening be long enjoy it your way; read
to good music, receive visits.
But have evening begin and end early allowing long
nights rest which will allow to Monday morning vigorous
in good spirits
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
A Distinction.

Tommy-What is the difference be-
tween vision and sight?
Tommy's Pop-Well, my son, you
can fiatter girl by calling her a
vision, but don't call her sight.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Though we should examine the
whole world we shall not find one
man so happy as to have nothing left
to wish for.-Oliver Goldsmith.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
And He Suffered.

Little Willie, suffering from an at
tack of toothache, had paid his first
visit to the dentist, accompanied by
his mother. Father, on his return
from the office that evening, was nat
urally much interested.
Didn't it hurt?" asked father.
Sure, it hurt" replied Willie.
Weren't you scared when the dent
list put you in that big chair and
started all those zizz-zizz-zizz things?"
"Oh, not so much"
THAT was brave boy. But, surely,
you suffered"
"Of course | suffered. But | just
kept repeating over and over the
golden text we had in Sunday school
last Sunday"
THE golden text? What was it?''
why, Suffer little children to come
unto me-" replied Willie, glibly. 81
kept saying that over and over to my
self, and the first thing knew it didn't
hurt any more"
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Sabbath
Should
Be for
Rest
By AGNES CLARKE

to for her in the week
of the day she may visit with friends take little aunt
the country fine weather. spend few hours with her books
music but she must her mind entirely
free from the her the other days.
follows this rule she will back to her work every Monday
with renewed t and vgor ready for the fray
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Each day receive at least half dozen
letters from distracted young men asking
me how it is possible to tell whether the
object of their afisction returns their re-
gard.
Apparently most of these young men
are afraid of meeting the final test of a
definite Eyes" or mo" They do not wish
to subject themselves to the chance of a
possible refusal. In other words, they want
the girl to do more than half of the court
ing for them. They wish to be assured Of
the girls love, although they are unwill-
ing to assure her of their own.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Weakened by Alcohol.

DR.. Bertillon, the eminent French vi
culosis is twice as prevalent among
the retail liquor dealers of France as
among other shopkeepers. He at
tributes it to the fact that the alcohol
which they handle and use all day
long weakens their bodies and thus
renders them more susceptible to the
disease germ.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Eggs, Eggs! how to get more eggs, my
successful method makes hens lay twice
as many eggs summer and winter. If you
want lots of eggs write to Mrs. X. Alley,
New Madrid, Mo.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

When man begins to tell wom-
an about his past love affairs he Is
planning to add another to the list.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

gravestone how big the man was who
lies in the grave.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

M, matter how long your neck may je
Or how sore your throat, Hamlins War
Oil will cure it surely and quickly. 1t
drives out all soreness and Inflammation.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Word
of Advice
to Tinid
SuitOrS
By MERRITT BATES

These young forget that modest girl such they would
ura choose for wife will almost lengths to conceal her
a m who has avowed his affection for her.
Take manly and tell the girl of your love- Possibly
already you but does not the offer of marriage
least insure her respect for you.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

It's almost as difficult for you to get
man to take your advice as it is
for you to take his.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

AS Whemna only child the that
should see plenty of other children
were devoted to the entertainment of Dutch high
rompng and fun were the order of the day. large suite
VI rooms parlngy furnished bnd buff"
other games The mother herself taught the princess
work The girl also trained pictures paste them into
Tor the chldrens hospital Nearly every day spent
the open Wlhemina short
happy, simple child life and grlhood.
Mrs Saroin Nadu caste women who took
notable part IN the recent Madras conferences
no one made one OF the stirring speeches which surprised pleased
the men with the of Indian womanod
other countries advanced in India was still dealing with
social questions which should have been utved long Panda Ac
amba ANIMAL poeess of order
which was punctud by the apprecatve cheers the audience
Sowhbagyavai Srvongamma speaking modesty
an Indian woman said that serious mistake take girls
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
CHILD ATE CUTICURA
OINTMENT.
Spread Whole Box of It on Crackers
Mot the Least Injury Resulted.
cuticura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet

A New York friend OF Cuticura
writes:
my three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the state
room and located box of graham
crackers and box of Cuticura Oint-
ment. When a search was made for
the box, it was found empty and the
kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on
the crackers. It cured him of bad
cold and l don't know what else"
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every ingredient of Gu
ticura Ointment is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. If 1t may be
safely eaten by young child, none but
the most beneficial results can be ex-
pected to attend it's application to even
the tenderest skin or youngest infant.
Potter Drug Chem. Corp. Sole Props, Boston
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07
Busy
Women.
Early Training
One of
Essentials
By ADA MAY KRECKER

JEEN WILHELMlNA has received the education pre-
scrbed by the Dutch government in the ordinary national
schools and the head master Of of these schools The
Hague appointed the instructor the princess These
lessons began when she 6 years of age An important
point In her education and preparation for royal power
the arrangement by which she visited each of the provinces
turn taking two each year, that the whole Dutch
population should have opportunity of seeing their future
queen.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
has been used in many families for generations.
II is relied upon for colds, neuralgia, sciatica,
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

For the girl who has been shut in by
the four walls of an office, or, in fact, the
working girl, whatever her vocation may
be, there is no boon like Sunday the day
of rest and gladness"
To my mind this little quotation ex-
presses the whole thing in nutshell
To derive the most benefit from it, it
should be spent in some way that will be
an entire change from the weekday rou-
tine.
Attending the morning service in her
church will give her comfort and solace for
all the ills of the last week and strength
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Constipation causes and seriously aggravate
many diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by ID
Perces Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Many mans honesty has saved
him from becoming politician.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

The dog in the manager is the on,
that does the most growing.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

DON'T NEGLECT THAT COUGHi
II certainly racks your system and may run into
something serious. Aliens Lung Balsam will check
1t Quickly and permanently For sale at all druggists
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1909-10-07

Some men never do anything on
time except quit work.