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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-03-05

Howard b you think most
men marry The only girl they ever
loved.
Coward No! fortunately. or they'd
all be in jai' for pOlygamy.- New
York fleraI1
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-03-05
For Sale.

A few nice Jacks, Tennessee raised,
2-26-O9 tt j. T. Garner.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-03-05
Illinois Central Time Table.
Main Line Trains North.
Mann Line Trains South.

No. l Cuban speciaD----2:3h a. m. 2:40 n. IN.
No. 8 IN. o. iimitedl-----12:1l p. m. 1915 p. m.
No. VI do frJ. eX. Sun'yJ 500 u. III. 9:20 u. m.
No % (Fulton & Grena-
da Local Passenger 12::a0 d. m.
No. b (Fast maiD-...... 1855 y. m. 1905 p. m
No 30 local Passenger. 80. leaves 5: 20 n. m
Mo. l23 From Memphis. ..........l l:4o ii. m.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-03-05
NEcp,nI,iS Trains North.
MemDhiS Trains south

No. li3. Local Passenger. arrives l':I5 Il. N
No. 3. New orleans arrives l2:0l y. III
- taN, 1c,, N"eight tEX SWnl 500 u. IN
No. 13i, Grenada Accom-. arrives 800 p. m
No. I, Cuban arrives 2: II. m;
aNo. l3 C4u .u.ss .......... ARRIVES 4:57 a. IN
II. w. OWENS. Ticket Agent.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-03-05

2-26-O9-tf
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1909-03-05

u 4. LA WRENCH. .... Editorand Manager
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
PERSONAL MENTION

DR.. c. c. Burrow Of Portland, who
for several days past has been In
this city, guest at the home OF his
cousin, DR.. Frank Vauhan. left up last
evening on the steamer Lurline.
G. o. Hewitt, representing the I'm
derwood typewriter, out OF Portland
was in the city doing business for
his comapny yesterday
George Judd has returned from an
interesting trip through Eastern Ore
gon and Washington, and is glad to
get back out Of the dust and wind no
that way, though he enjoyed his
travels thoroughly.
J. D. Farrell, Of San Francisco, was
in the city yesterday on a business
trip and was domiciled at the Ocei'
dent.
los. Luebbe Of Portland was regis
tered at the Occident yesterday.
Hon. Wallace McCammant OF the
metropolis was in the city yesterday
on legal business.
R. A. Campbell Of Hutchins. Kan,
spent the day in this city yesterday
Mrs. c. H. Calender and little son
went over TO Knappton yesterday af'
ternoon for an over Sunday visit
with friends and kinsmen.
Mrs. c. T. Crosby and Miss clarice
Crosby were homing passengers
from Seaside on the evening train,
having spent a pleasant week there
with friends.
E. M. Baker arrived down from
the metropolis on the noon train yes
terday, for an over Sunday stay with
friends here.
f. r. Trainer, OF Spokane was do
ing business in this city yesterday
and was quartered at the Merwyn.
J. H. Granville Of New York was
among the visiting hundreds in this
city yesterday and was registered at
the Hotel Northern.
]. r. Demoraest Of Sacramento,
Cal, was doing business in Astoria
yesterday and went to the coast on
the evening train
J. D. Smithson Of Seattle was here
yesterday on business quest and
went homeward on the 6:l0 train
last evening.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Grace

Divine service at Grace church to.
day at II a. m. Bishop Seadding will
be present and will administer the ri,,
Of confirmation, and viii preach. The
Sunday school will be held at the
close OF this service, and service for
confirmation will be held at Seaside
a, 7;30 in the evening The evening
service at Grace church being omitted
to enable the rector to be present, On
Monday the Bishop and Mr., Short
win hold service at St. Thomas
church, Skipanon, at 3 p m. A serv.
ice at Holy lnnoeents chapel will be
held at 9 a. m, today.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Church Services
Today.
First Methodist.

At the morning service Dr. w. D
Hollingshead will preach. Sunday
school at l2;ls, Epworth League at
7 p, m. evening service at s p. m. The
sermon theme at the evening service
will be. Mans Greatest Sin" Special
music at both services. In the even
ing the choir Mrs. A., A. Finch, lead
er, will render the anthem, GLORIOUS
Things Of Thee Are Spoken" and
Mrs, r, L. Bishop will sing solo
A cordial invitation is extended TO
the public to attend. c, c. RarieI;,
pastor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Don't Diet For Fat

You have no appetite for Cruel,
have youl By the same token, II yon
scale in excess Of $50 pounds, know
you have no great liking for gymna.
stun stunts. As a rule fat folks are
neither athletic nor aseetic, except
under compulsion, and nowadays they
are not under compulsion to be
either, no matter haw necessary II Is
for them to reduce. There is a third,
better and surer way Of getting rid
OF superuous flesh
The trouble with both dieting ami
exercise is, first, the trouble; second,
the danger (fatty hearO; third,
wrinkles; and, fourth, stomach dis
gust, You are liable to all four II
you exercise or diet, On the other
hand, you can sidcstep all four, and
still reduce as much or little as you
please, even up to losing a pound
day If you see it, by taking tea.
spoonful after meals and at bedtime
Of the following simple home receipt;
One-half ounce Marmola, IL ounce
Fluid Extract Caseara Aromatic, and
81 ounces Peppermint Water
Any druggist will fiji this prescrip-
ton for you cheaply, and you may
take il with perfect confidence that
it will do no manner Of harm, In
stead 1t almost invariably improves
the health and, likewise, the com
plexion.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
A Cleaner That Cleans.

w. H. Fellman, the furniture man,
is at the head Of the carpet cleaning
industry in Astoria, because he pos
sesses the best and only Vacuum car
pet cleaner in the city. He will send
it to any house, on demand at mod
crate rates, and clean your carpets on
the floor, without an atom Of dust ap-
pearing anywhere in the process, and
to the saving Of household drudgery
in this line for the women of the
homes. Ii is the cleaner that cleans,
and operates quickly silently and ad-
mirably. Drop in and leave your
order.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
THE BISHOP AT GRACE
CHURCH TODAY
HE WILL PREACH AND ADMIN.
ISTER RITE OF coNFIRMA-
TroN TO CLASS,

Rev. Wm, Seymour Shorts, rector
Of Grace church, and Attorney Frank
Spittle. who were delegates 20 the
Eighth Missionary Conference at
Spokane. returned TO Astoria last
night and report most successful
meeting. Bishop Seadding also came
down on last nights train and will
preach at Grace church this morning
and will also administer the rite 81
confirmation There were many OF
the big men Of the Episcopal church
in attendance at Spokane.
The Bishop Of Sacramento, the
Right Rev VIM. II. Moreland. D. D.,
will visit Astoria this week. He was
an old seminary charge OF the rector
of Grace church and desires to look
over the sights Of the lower Columbia.
| He will be accompanied by Arehdes'
con Swan of Sacramento, and expects
to arrive Monday evening in time to
address the vestry Of Grace church
and Holy Innocents, who are ar
ranging supper in the Sunday school
room Of Grace church for Bishop
Scadding.
These gentlemen have been in at
tendance at the missionary council 10
Spokane during the past week and
will visit some old friends on their
way home. The council was one I
the most helpful and inspiring church
meetings ever held on the Pacih,
lCoast. The board OF missions was
represented BY three Of its most
rominent members, the Right Rev.
Ethelbert Talbot D, D. l.. L. D,
Bishop OF Central Pennsylvania; the
Rev. DR.. R. F. Alsop, Rector Eemri-
tus of St AIMS, Brooklyn. and Mr.
lJohn w. Wood, the corresponding
secretary OF the board.
Much important business was done
: for missions to seamen on this coast
: as well as for the general work ~
1.-THE department, A request was made
for the board to help us te
touch and consecrate our own re
!, sources. A most inspiring occasio-
was the supper given to the member
of the council BY the church club o
/, Spokane, at the Spokane Hotel, a
5 which speeches were made by Bisho.
{ Talbot Bishop Moreland, and Bishol
Spaulding Of Salt Lake, and DR.. w
Johnston. A sadness came to th'
council just as they met by receivia'
the news Of the death Of Mr., Georg
c. Thomas, the treasurer OF the gen
eral board. who was buried in Phila
delphia on Saturday April "a. Th
council adjourned Friday to met tw'
years hence at Sacramento.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Line Up OF Has Beens-

After a weeks arduous labor with
drag net Manager Hardesty has de-
cided to electriiy the public by an
nouncing the lineup Of the" Has
Beens" who will this afternoon at 2
O'Clock on the Athletic grounds cross
bats with one of the strongest aggre.
cations of ball tossers ever organized
by the A. A. A. A. The lineup is as
follows: Right field, Bert Ross; left
field, Ross Trullinger; center field,
Mace Grant; first base, Milliard
Frankfurter Hardesty; second base.
Bill Grimes; third base, Roxy Gra'
ham; shortstop, Watson Binder;
catcher Harry McDermott; pitcher,
Charles Halderman; substitutes: Will
Madison, Andy Reed. The four "A's
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Christian Science.

Services in rooms S and 6, !. O. q.
i. building, corner Tenth and Com
mcrcial streets at II o'clock Subject
of the lesson-sermon Everlasting
Punishment" All are invited. Sun
day school Immediately after the
close Of the service. The first We'd
nesday evening in the month at 1880
Reading room same address, hours
from 2 to S daily, except Sundays.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

have not announced their lineup bu'
it will be sufficiently strong to capture
the lower boxes at the Astoria theatre
tonight and the tourists chairs at the
Imperial. The games promises to be
interesting and bets we're made last
night that so good viii be the game
that neither side will score.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
last evening

If YOU want to feel well, look well
and be well, take Foley's Kidney
Remedy. II tones up the kidneys and
bladder, puri6es the blood and re-
stores health and strength. Pleasant
to take and contains no harmful
drugs. Why not commence todayF
r i. Laurin, Owl Drug Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

Sunday school 10 a. M, morning
service at II a m9 theme for morn.
ing sermon, Where | Am There Ye
Shall Be Also" Evening service at
8 o'clock theme "The Curse Of tn,
Age" Our motto; "The faith Of our
fathers in the language Of our eoun-
try" All welcome.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Kelley, The Wood Man.

VIM. Kelley. the wood and coal
dealer, is prepared to supply the pub
lie and all his old customers with the
best slabwood that Astoria has ever
seen. He promises not to join any
combination to raise the price OF
wood and he will keep his old title Of
the man who keeps the price down"
Ring up Main 2lol for particulars.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

Morning worship II a. mo "Iin.
largement." SABBATH school at 1915,
Y. P. S. c. i, at 7 p. M, evening wor-
ship, Constructive Lives = Founda-
tions." Miss Irene Simington, choit
director Male chorus at night. All
are invited. VIM S. Gilbert pastor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Alderbrook PRESBYTERIAN.

Sunday school at 10 a. m, monthly
children's service with special music
at II a. m, Christian Endeayor at
$50 p. m, sermon at 7;30 p. m. A
cordial welcome to all. Robert J.
Diven, minister.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
The proner Place.

Go to the Occident Barber Shop if
you are particular and desire first
class service. Satisfaction guaranteed.
An expert bootblack and porter has
also been engaged.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

Morning worship at II a. m. and
evening at 8 o'clock Sunday school
at 10 a. m. scandinavians are cor
daily invited to worship with US, o.
r. Field. pastor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The Lurline was doing plenty OF
business both ways yesterday. She
went up at 7 o'clock last evening
with the following named passengers
from this port: NJ. Durkee, N. H.
Ovens, J. Straites, ]. H. Luebbe,
Mrs. H. Hickman, A. Honeyman, Dr..
c. c. Burrow.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
OCEAN,SBAR,
BAY, DOCK
AND RIVER

The steamer Eureka was among
the entries in these waters yesterday,
coming in iron her name-sake port
late in the afternoon, and going di-
rectly up stream, after a short stop at
the Calender dock.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
NEW TO-DAY
The Modern.

The best and most up-to.date ton
serial parlor in the city is The
Modern Perfect comfort and service
guaranteed to all. Excellent baths
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The government steamer Arago ar
rived down from Stella yesterday af-
ternoon with a barge load of fine
piling for use at the ietty.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
Baptist.

Sermons at II a. m. and 8 pm,
Sunday school at 10 a. m, B. Y. p.
u. at 7 p. m. Everybody invited to
attend. Conrad l., Owens, pastor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

When the dandy little Columbine
sails for Portland on Tuesday next,
Leslie. the young son Of Captain
Charles Richardson will go with his
father as guest and mascot for the
Aalsjan cruise. The Columbine will
take On lighthouse stores at the me
tropolis and return down on Thurs
day next. leaving out for sea aud
Puget Sound at once. At Seattle she
win take on coal for the long voyage
to the north. and sail from there on
the Iith inst. Captain Pond, U. $.
NJ, commanding the 18th lighthouse
district, viii make the voyage with
her, and win board the ship either at
Portland, or at Seattle; and she viii
return to this port on or about
June sth.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The Calender steamer Myrtle has
been in regular service for her com.
pany Off a week now, and is pro
nounced one Of the best and handles;
craft in the company's feet.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

Try our own mixture of cofee-the
]. P. 3. Fresh fruit and vegetables
Badollet & Co., grocers. Phone Main
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The very best board to be obtained
in the city is at "The Qecident
Hotel" Rates very reasonable,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02
phons Or Write.

Phone Main S8l or write F. A.
Fisher, Twelfth street. about Ideal
Vacuum Cleaners. Earl A. Fisher.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

Subscribe to The Morning Astcrian.
delivered by carrier.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The fine oil tank steamship Rose
Grams entered port yesterday morning
and proceeded directly up the river
The steamer Alliance is due to sail
from the Calender dock at an early
hour this morning for the Coos
country, with freight and passengers.
The steamer South Bay is due 'r
this port at any hour from the Golden
Gate and viii load lumber for the re
turn voyage.
The steamer Shoshone is expected
in and at the Calender docks at am
time, from San Francisco, after an
other load Of lumber.
The steamer Thomas L. Wand did
not arrive in yesterday afternoon, bn.
lis expected this morning early.
| The fine oil tank steamer Asuncior,
Captain Bridget, is due to enter this
port at any hour from the coast OF
California.
The steamer Johan Poulsen is ex'
pected here today or early tomorrow
from San francisco.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The fine oil tank steamship Rose
Grams entered port yesterday morning
and proceeded directly up the river
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

Supt. H. B. Settem. Of the Colum-
bia Mills. at Knappton, was in the
city yesterday. and reports that there
is some business doing over at that
busy plant They are loading the
Russian ship Dunbee there. for Lon
don delivery, and the schooner Mabel
Gale, for San Francisco, and the
steamer F. S. Loop reached the mill
docks just before he left for this
city. He expects to have good line
Of foreign shipments to make during
the summer season.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The steamer Charles R. Spencer
will be down from the metropolis at
little afternoon today, on the FIRST
run of the season. and will begin her
regular service on the Astoria Port
land run, just as she did the business
last summer. Captain Charles r.
Spencer, Jr, will be in command.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The steamer Thomas l. Wand did
not arrive in yesterday afternoon, bp'
is expected this morning early.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-05-02

The steamer F. S. Loop was the
frst vessel to disturb the waters Of
this harbor yesterday morning early
when she arrived down the river and
proceeded direct to Knappton. She
viii cary 100000 feet of lumber to
San Francisco, having cleared from
the custom house here with 4OO-OO0
from Portland, and 100000 feet each
from Prescott and Knappton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-14
The Mind That ExceIS,

TOL. GEORGE HARVEY, the young
- publisher and writer. praised in a
recent address in New York the country
mind.
Even i'm wrong and ignoble things"
said Col. Harvey. smiling, ''even in driv-
ing hard bargains. the country mind ex-
GELS that of the city. l recall a.dialogue
that once heard in the general store OF
my native Peacham. What Wall street
sharp could have driven such a bargain
as the old Vermont ruralist achieved in
this dialogue:
And Col. Harvey. with really excellent
m micry, repeated
'Ye say We want dollar fur the
boots. Take seventy cents?
Yes
- 'Ye mout throw i'm one o them wooden
throat warmers. too, hey?
All right.
Hold on thar. The boots amt got
no strings.
I'm give We pair of strings
Better make il two pair. One won't
last no time
Very well; two par il is.
Can't We chuck in one o them paper
collars fur good measure?
oh. | guess so, rather than miss a
trade
Look "a here. when a Teller buys a bill
o. goods off'n We, don't ye set em up?
Yes. What'n you take?
Gimme two plugs o chewin' tobacker
an pound o scrapple.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-14

clubs. Libraries and the indications
of the movement. such as lectures and
current topics. meant to the women of
the Pine Tree state. 1t seems i'm
possible now to realize the conditions
of women in isolated communities.
women who never went outside their
kitchens and whose lives were one
drab routine of duties unrelieyed b"
mental diversion or intellectual uplIft-
ing. Among the features i'm which L
take an especial pride was what we
called reciprocity bureau With
all the literary clubs of Maine united
in federation, we kept up a DISK
correspondence and knew what was
to the other. If one club had fine
paper. say on music and a club which
had no member capable of producing
such an essay desired to have this
one read. it was sent and later the
borrowing club repaid the other by
some other paper. The club whose pa
pers were borrowed the most felt great
qualification and the spirit which
animated all members was ideal.
regret that clubs in general have not
chung to these old methods. instead OF
getting mixed up with extraneous mat
tiers and really missing their real mis-
sion, which Is to improve and amuse
each other, and not to promote public
policies or reform the state.
But again i'm recalling these clubs
must note how times are changing. The
woman of Maine today is so different
even if she lives in the backwoods. and
with only pine trees or lakes for neigh
bors First the rural free delivery and
then the telephone has broken down the
barriers of isolation. and no woman need
feel the want of companionship. Tie
magazines. those rare treats to which
the women look forward month after
mont! with much the same feeling that
children anticipate Santa Claus, are now
of such common occurrence that they
make ripple on the water. With the
phone neccs sity, not the luxury. that
IL was for so long. everybody is neighbor
to everybody else. though the houses are
miles apart. The usefulness of the lit
erary club is, of course, curtailed under
these conditions. but they still flourish
and accomplish fine work.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-14

1T must be-" report Hon. T:nS with
Picking expression of eyes. Friendship
are supposed to be very far advanced
when it reach the Borrowing Stage"
Yelps from O-Fido.
Hon. w." l commence over, II read
in newsprints how China intend for to
remove you back to Picking to get your
head chopped off and other public hon
ors. How untruthful is this report?''
such idle roomers about me is spread
around by folks what loves me less" re
expose. But l am not affected by
knocks"
Ambassador Crane was affected by
Knox" / derange.
Poor Charley,'' say that WI man.
Always going around with his brain full
of ideas-such alive persons should not
enter the Diplomatick Corpse
IF 1 may be so tiresome.' I dib,
might / suggest that you, also are
very useless & extra among Ambassa-
doris? I shall feel less nervus when you
have went. Hon. China. when he sent
you over here TO represent the laundry
interests, he expected you to be a En-
bassy and not a Human. He expected
you to ride in a hack. look mysterious.
he kind to Vice Pres. Sherman & attend
a Diplomacy Dinner twice a week where
you should make a speech about the
Snake-Dragon of China twisting his low
ing tail around the Stars and Streaks
of America. Banzai and good night! In
stead Of which, what you do constantly?
You 60 around herding with Suffra gettes.
You make speeches before She-talkwa
Clubs, prize fights and Christian Sciences.
You are always making humorous hits
instead of diplomatick strokes And
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-14

to chaperone me from any harm. This
faithful mammal go wig-wag-ging beside
At Chinese Headquarters / step inside
q there I see one pig tail Office Boy read
ing books with Harvard expression.
When he recognize my japanese paren-
tage he reach for umbrella-stick and
make following race riot:
mo dogs allowed" he dib scornly.
Samurai eye-fash. You mean me or
O-Ffdo?''
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-14

MRS. BRIGGS Is Her
1V4 Fathers Representative
in Washington Society-She
Has Been Identified With
Social Life in the Capital for
More Than Thirty Years and
She Chats About Its Chang
ing Aspects a Woman of
Broad Views, Keen Political
Acumen and Is Representa-
tive of the Kindly Feminine
Joined to an Almost Mas
culine Insight Into Public
Measures and Their Results
Since Her Mothers Death,
About Six Years Ago, Mrs.
Briggs Has Resided With
Senator Frye and Has Dis
pensed His Hospitality.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-11-14

CURED i'm the home of her parents in
Auburn. just across the river from the
old Frye homestead in Lewiston, Me- A
little son was born to Mr.. and Mrs Ho-
bart and he is at present monarch of
the Hobart and Briggs families where
he is the sole grandchild. There are three
Briggs boys, two of whom are I'm the
George Washington University, and the
is attending preparatory col
lege in this city. Mr.. Briggs has recently
come TO Washington permanently, hav-
ing for the present given up his home I'm
Auburn i'm order to aid his wife in hep
pleasant duties toward her father