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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-08-03

West Virginia, Maryland, Pennsyl-
vania and Colorado.
In the meantime the armored
cruisers North Carolina, Montana
and New York will have had repairs
made and will be well on their way
to the Pacific. This brings the num-
Der up to II, with the problem now
of finding the other five. 1t is ex-
planned that four of these probably
will be the Brooklyn. Charleston, st.
Louis and Milwaukee. The other
ship of the proposed fleet is to be
taken from the most available cruis-
ers, but which one has not been de-
cided upon.
With fleet of Is cruisers form
ed on the Pacific, war games, strate-
gy and tactical problems can be
worked out under a progressive and
a competent commander in chief,
preferably one who has served on a
battleship feet and has gained all
the information obtainable from the
hard drill which this fleet has been
put through. This is the plan look
ing to the bringing of armored cruis-
ers to the same high point Of efficien-
cy as has been obtained by battle
ships.
Who may be intrusted to command
the proposed fleet is a question that
will have to be decided after taking
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-08-03
SOuthside Notes.

Most all the farmers are busy now
haying and heading.
The dance given at Paul Matson's
place Saturday was we'll attended
and all had a very enjoyable time.
l.. J. Coonan and daughter, Miss
Mary, went today to spend a week
at the Seattle fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Witte spent
Sunday at w. J. Bromley's.
Mrs. Johnnie Stankey, of Mans
field, Wash, spent a week visiting
her mother, Mrs. A. Norman.
Mrs. S. j. Mulloy went to Wenat-
chez today to spend few days with
friends.
Miss May English, Of Waterville,
is spending a week with Mrs. George
Overturf.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-08-03
INCREASE IN TAX ROLLS.

That rapid strides being made North Central Washington
the development of its indicated the report OF County
Osborne The increased assessed for the first time
makes good showing and evidence of greater prosperity the
future.
the there land which easily be
brought cultivation but which being held for speculative
purposes This land taxed low and the holders evidently figure
profitable let lie idle while it value
of the of those who their hold
ines nearby.
hold valuable land which be cultivated the
lands adjoining should be taxed their holdings basis
poponate the value of contiguous lands The observation
lots which have old shambng
buildings them The basis for assessing property
should the value of improved property which adon it and it
this DONE there would be tendency and
paraay profit by the thrift and enterprise OF the
of much umproved property which lies
property far low The tax rolls
should show increased levied against such property
should share the burdens of and
permitted profit by the industry of others Heavy
charges will either lead its development will
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-01-28

FOR RENT-THE MOST DESIRABLE HOUSES
in all sections Of the city; all sizes and prices
to suit. We can save Won time and trouble
by calling, or phone to this Office. HARRISON
REALTY CO.. Inc. 621 18th NV. N. 1862.
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WOOD, COAL AND COKE.

A. BROWNING. LINCOLN AVE AND SEATON
pl. ne. Broken furnace coal. per ton. $3.50:
white ash, egg. stove and chestnut, Sc. 75r pea
coal. $500. Phone y. 1881. ja13 90t,4
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LEAVE WANT ADS" AT
STAR BRANCH OFFICES.

NORTHWEST BRANCHES:
Better { Field DEIEEists Sd and indians ,. svs'
C.isweiI' Drug store; 7th and s:s: -
Thoe A: Dchyns 18th and Columois rosd-
Eppiy's Drug store. I4ti and weilirs place.
Emerson. q. W. 1ith st ard Park I'd.
Sentner's Drug Store. 18th and y SITS.
H.rs.t's Drug e Store. = astS S' and A Pa. ave.
Holtzclaw's Newsstand 1908 Pa. ave.
interior Dept. 9Th aud F. Postal Tsies.pa.
S,, K;n1 ms Scns Co ,,,s 60 sure'0
Luptons Drug Store 9th and 8.
National Hotel. Postal Teleersph.
Portmsn,: Pharmacy. 14th and r I. ava.
Roland Wallace. Newsstand and Stationery
, ro,.n station. Postal Teleesn.;
Edwin yarnold 14th and Monroe ets. nv.
Woodward 4 t.othrop. Supe-infenient's desk.
E r2ss CenneetIc9t ave: Posts ST. Telesr.pa,
GEORGETOWN:
Sbsane!!.: bra as s! !s % a and St.
'r''e's Pharmacy; NoR sf1H scs p s'''
Buffers Pharmacy: 4th and stanton pi: ne
a hichsrcson Co. y Cap. and ste.
9 Kran. sa7 s,s and 's ~. ne eno ''
Lanham's Pharmacy. llth and 2, Capitol sta.
Mooradip's Pharmacy. 18th and n SITS: ne.
fsa'"'n' D. A sd TH1FTsss 1tA and q n'''
srsdley's Drug Store. sth and 2 SITS. Sc.
o o. Drug Store. Sd and Pa. ave- 50
II: s. Fealy. Drngg,st; I,th and Pa ave.
I1th st. Wharf Postal TELEGRAPH Once.
sniiiyan's Drug Store. 7th and d SITS. s.v.
Charles s. Walter sx sel - St: s'"'
C. G. Lohr. - MONROE ST
TENIFyT0wN n c.:
George PORTION Druggist. Wisconsin ave
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ja2i-tf.I4
FOR RENT
9l4 18th st. Sc, Or. and b. and range. -$4.50
S3S Allison ST. NV, Ir. and b.. semi
detached, large porch and steam heat. $50
CHARLES z. TRIBBY.
ja60-30t FOB 18th st. NV.
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FOR HENLEY JAMES +. SHEA.

FOR KENI-BY JAMES F. SHEA
643 Louisiana ave. NV.
ilol N n. ave- NV. 1or.. b., furnace. 90
90 18th st. Sc, store. Or. and bath. 1000
$40 9th st. s.w., ~ rooms and bath. 80. 81. so
OF st. NV. 10 rooms and bath 81 90
I0S 18th st. 10r.. b.. hot ter heat. 81. 30
602 A ct. Sc. Tor. bath. furnace. ~ 30
1910 9Th st. NV. 10 rooms and bath - 30
1924 st. Ne. Or, b.. furnace. ....... IS. 80
1857 \. c. re. 6r.. b.. furnace =. y. 30
1888 n. G. ave. me-. Or. b.. furnace. 22.50
"a st. NV. rooms and ba IN. ....... % 50
1902 l st ne, rooms. b.. stable 22.50
$50 ut. ne. 8 rooms and bath. furnace % 80
600 st. s.w., rooms and hatb ...... % 20
70s 80 s.e.. 8 rooms and bath. ..... 81. so
324 st. s.w.. rooms and bath. new. $50
62g 9th ST. ne. rooms and bath 70. 30
423 I'd Ut. Ne, rooms and hath. .... 90. so
81 llnworth pl. sw.. Or. and b. %. 80
SS Myrtle st. ne. Or. b.. hot & cold 1870
$50 NJ st. s.w.. rooms and bath. new. 80
1905 1lth st. Sc. 9 rooms and bath. -. 1880
IS 18th st. ne. rooms. hot and cold
water. gas. Observation-Disclosures 10
6s6 st. Sc. rooms anG water. 80. Il. 30
2242 18th ct. NV, . rooms and water. :. *. 40
Rear l118 4th St ne. warehouse. ...... 10 %
4I3 y st. s.w., rooms and water. 49,. 40
1873 ID st. s,w.. rooms and water. 80. 40
l41O st. Sc. . rooms and water. $50. 1870
3O4 Linworth pl. s.w., rooms, water. ~ A.
Rear g20 \. J. ave. NV. stable. 1906
1865 + st. NV. shop. Observation-Disclosures. 1906
1887 p 81. NV. part of shop. .......... ESQ
APARTMENTS
FOR COLoRED TENANTS.
l34S B st. ne. rooms and bath. ...... 20. -
25O1 NJ st. NV. u rooms ard water 1870
1I3S-1740 Montello ave. me-. 6r.. W., II. so
1868 \. 7. ave. NV, 4r. and water. 10 40
2r0y K ct. NV. rooms and water. 49,. 800
Rear 613 Nd. ave. s.w., 4r. and water. $50
"a Jackson st. NV, rooms and water. 100
ta23-sa, tn. til. tf.45
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TO LET-BY THE F. H. SMITH COMPANY.
e. Q. SMITH. LEE D. LATIMER.
Corner and 18th SITS. NV, overlook
ing franklin Park. best room-rent-
ing section, % rms. and 6 baths. .s166. &C
Overlooking Scott Circle, 1903 r. I.
ave. NV. 12r 3D.. steam heat. -. So SO
1913 10th st. nv. 13r. and 3D.. excep-
tionally fine nome. good order . 5000
Near Sheridan Circle, 2123 st. NV.
Or. b.. steam heat, newly papered and
painted. ............ :............ e5.Oo
1925 VI. ave. NV. II r.. b.. front side
and rear yards, good order -. $500
1916 st. NV, l0r. b., steam heat. 5000
1870 Harvard ST. NV. Or. b.. furnace. 1880
and bath steam heat. fine order. ...... 5000
2101 F st. NV. rms. and bs.. furnace. 40. 90
425 Sd st. ne. 6r. b.. good order. -. %. 90
1882 st. Sc. new. 6r.. L.. furnace. 2O.50
TO DESIRABLE COLORED FAMILIES
s1s oath NV. 5r. 1880 116s Goth NV Or. 90
ja23-St
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-01-28

FOR RENT-BEACTIFUL COLONIAL HOUSE.
2717 18th ST.. Columbia Heights.
All desirable modern improvements.
Nine rooms, bath: rent. $3.50.
WILLIGE, GIBBS & DANIEL, 60305 18th.
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FOR RENT-ROOMS.
s E.-BACk SECOND STORY AND

1885 + Me- LARGE ROOMS. COMPLETELY
furnished for housekeeping So per month.
Yts
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FOR RENT-BY H. L. r
Dist & o. 1Or, b. 10000
1897 2lst. Tor. 2b. 1900
3052 3Sth. lori b. 1900
1927 X I av. Or, b. 1900
100 10th. 12r. b. 1900
N7 NJ. 1a. b. :. $500
s07 l.. 11r. Oh. -. go. 90
1881 2lst. Or. b. $3.50
1915 Kenyon. Tor. 2b5O. 90
1888 18th NV. Tor, ALSO
1851 T. Tor, b. ....47.0
1925 Riggs. Tor. b. .45. 90
114S Ore av. Tor. b.45.00
1925 o. Or, b. 90
APART
6o7 FIor'ce ct.6r. b55. 90
Saranac. Or. b. 1000
Nantucket. 5r, b. 81 80
1919 l.. Or. b. 49, 90
1772 Willard. Or, b. Is. so
202S y Cap, 5r. b.24.0I
1913 NJ av NV Or, b23. 80
1923 Sherman. 5r. bl9.50
90j 9th sc. Or. b. 1880
IA G ne. Or, b. ...1s.W
437 Tenn av. Ar, b. 400
1920 X NV. 3r. 10. 90
ial4-th s3 tu.tf
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FOR RENT-BY wESC,
1907 Pc
1892 vt av. 14. 3bS6. Ga
2jO8 X, l5r, b. STA 90
l412 Goth, Tor. ami. $3.50
a26 23d. 11r.2 b. ami. IS. so
2S23 n. 1<r. b, ami. "a. 90
1927 22d. 1Jr. b. cei36 $
Oil 23d. Sr. b. %. .30.67
1918 10th. 6r.b.cel.27.5 so
1906 kingman. Or. b. q. 60
303S r. Sr. b. .2.50
l25 3Oth.8r. b, lat. 70. go
Ml1 X, Or. ". eel. 1850
9o6 4th ne, ". latl5.5 50
2414 o. 5r. ". eel. ID. so
24l4 G.. Or. w.....i2.50
2S0g K. 6r. ". .11.S0
APARTMENTS.
THE CARLISLE. 1918
n. non.housekeeping-
B. rooms, bath. 80 so
2 rooms, bath. .3.60
1912 y ] av. 5r, be. so
SOFA 23d. 5r. b. .21 20
Sol 25d, "a, Dr., b.20.50
For full list Of small
Office.
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FOR RENT-2s4l MILLS AVE. LANGDON: SIX
rooms iatrobe: good place for chickens; SIS.
1913 $ St, ten rooms: water on Sd door: $3.50.
JOHN T. KNOTT. 91s st. ia2s-3t
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FOR RENT
1917 Que st. NV. 10 rooms and bath. .$45. s1
1886 10th ST. NV. rooms and bath. $500
1927 Wisconsin ave. 10 rooms and bath - 90
noe1-tf WEAVER BROS. 14I6 r ST. NV.
FOR RENT-17I7 WILLARD ST: ROOMS
and bath: steam heat: $3.50. JOHN B.
DASH 12S 18th st NV au2E-tf
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FOR RENT-l61O G ST. Sc: DESIRABLE
modern house Of six rooms and bath: furnace
heat bargain az $1,000 per month.
WHLIGE. GIBBS & DANIEL, 6O3-05 18TH.
ia2S-3t
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ma. ave.
! 2210 14th. IL. b. $3.50
COLORED.
ais 18th. Or, b.lat. -. 60
1914 Harvard. 6r,b.24.50
6I1 23d. 7r. b. %. 80
1909 r. Or. b. 90. so
2l11 l.. 1r, ". 1850
023 l.. Or. w.....16.6 90
2143 D. Or. w....I5.:J0
1909 Euclid. 5r. w15.00
2123 rear X. 5r.w.12.50
J27 Oath. Or. W. .1l.J0
STORES.
21S1 G, store. baker
shop. stable. go. 40
1928 Pa av. II. ceI.25.:J0
221O 14th. II. w.g.32. 30
$50 Goth, 1r. w.g. D. 90
2125 Pa av.1r.w.g. 1850
1417 Wisconsin av.12.OO
OFFICE ROOMS.
4S2-4S6 La av. heated
; rooms. $40, $3.50, SO
houses and flats apply &C
=
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WANTED-AGENTS.

WASTED-ONE MAN IN EVERY LOCALITY
in United States TO advertise and introduce
our goods. lacking up show cards. Commits
sion salary. $50 monthly and expenses. We
lay out your work. Experience unnecessary.
Write
ia1 Sn III. tn 1.st
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FOR lighthouses.
UNFINISHED.

FOR RENTlONE OF THOSE COY LITTLE
houses. 1881 st. NV; rooms and bath
all bright rooms: in perfect order: rent only
$50 THEO. FRIEBUS, 1920 n Y. ave. NV.
ia2S-eo3t
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uST. eos l4TH ST. NV.
1923 o. Or. b. ..i2.50
1912 s, Tor, b. :. 1910
1927 Ore av. 1Or.b.sS.O 90
has 22d. Or. b. . $3.50
l348 Corcoran. Or. b35. 90
Avon 4 Dent. Sr. b. 35. 90
1928 o NV. Or, b. .32.65
40 Q NV, 6r. b. $50
40 @. Or. b. $3.50
1905 \ c. 6r. b. $3.50
1888 n J av.6r,b. .22.5O
347 y sw. 5r. 1850
133 n Sc, Or. ....10.50
1KyTs.
STORES.
10th & X sv. 5000
COLORED TENANTS.
1882 10Th, Or. b.. $3.50
1928 K NV, 6r. b. ..27. 90
1905 r. 4r. b. 80
Rosslyn. Va. 5f. 800
STABLES.
r 20l2 II nv s stls2O. 90
r 1899 Marion. 100
OFFICE ROOMS.
COS 14th, q. IS and SO
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
A rich MAN.. Retscence.

"Do you want to make any contri.
buttons to our campaign fund.-" asked
the willing worker.
"Yes," answered Mr.. Dustin Stax,
I'D like to. But | don't see why
should put myself on record In way
that will make 1t your patriotic duty
to snub me after the campaign is over"
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

The influential politician was irritated
"You ask me to have friend appoint
ed to good position" he said, "but !
know next to nothing about you. Fol
all I know to the contrary you don't
amount to snap
Maybe not, responded the caller
thrusting his jaw forward, "but my job
does. I'm bridgetender. Chicago
Tribune
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
scarcely worth Mentioning.

II expect to take few books with
me" said the aeronaut, "as the trip Is
likely to be a long one"
They'll be useful for ballast, too, |
presume" observed the reporter.
mot in the least" rejoined the aero
naut. Il shall take nothing but light
dction,"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
Penalties of Greatness.

Hercules had subdued the Erymanthian
boar.
What are you going to do with the
beast?" they asked him.
Il refuse to answer" he said, ION the
ground that It might incriminate me-"
For well he knew that any answer
he could make would be different from
the accounts written by the historians,
and at that portion of his career he was
sensitive about being accused Of nature
taking.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

A horse can live 25 days without solid
food, merely drinking water; IL days
without either eating or drinking, and
only FIVE days when eating solid food
without drinking.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
G alta r n

One of the most common of blood dis
eases, is much aggravated by the sudden
changes of weather at this time Of
wear. Begin treatment at once with
Hoods Sarsaparila, which effects rad
ical and permanent cures. This great
medicine has received
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

1t is said that $4,000 victims of the
opium habit have been cured within a
few weeks in the Malay states by the
use of a plant recently discovered in
Selangor.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
Amendafnrx.

Borus Yes, ! always rewrite my poems
before send them to publisher.
Naggus-You mean, | presume, before
you send them to the next publisher.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
No Inducennent.

Kitty-Come over to our house and
play with my Teddy bear.
Dicky--Huh! I've got bull pup to
play with that's real meat.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

Hon. M. C. Butler, U. S. SEN
ator from South Carolina for two
terms, in letter from Washington,
D. c., writes to the Peruna Medi-
cine Co, as follows:
Il can recommend Peruna for
dyspepsia and stomach trouble. i
have been using your medicine for
a short period and I feel very much
relieved. 1t is indeed wonderful
medicine, besides a good tonic"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
A ProposaI.

eyes" be said, "I'm In love"
.Huh r she replied scornfully. Il
wouldn't care to be you
sAnd I wouldn't like you TO be. I'D
rather you were mine. Philadelphia
Press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
d. What is meant by $50 per cent,

@. What is meant by $50 per cent, =
40 per cent, = and so on, dynamitef
A. The percentage given refers to tns
amount Of nitroglycerin in the powder.
For instance, 40-per-cent dynamite II
supposed to contain 40 per cent Of nitro
glycerin and 60 per cent of "dope -
F. S. Thomson, Washington State Col
lege. Pullman
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
Marked Improvement.

"My washerwoman, Mrs. Lapsling
was saying, used to lose ever so many
Of my sheets and pillow cases, but she
doesn't now. / mark them all with in
telligible ink"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

Mra. Hoyle-I'ye found out whers
my husband spends his evenings. Mrs.
Doyle Where7 Mrs. HeyIe-At home.
You see. | had to stay In myself last
night. Harper's Weekly.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
40. 366 Testimonials

in two wears, which proveits wonderful
efficacy in purifying and enriching the
blood. Best for all blood diseases.
IN usual LIQUID form or chocolated tablets
known as Sars atahS. 100 doses 81.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

The Southern Pacific Railroad Com,
pany has bought in San Francisco q lot
on which 1t will erect at once = $780, 200
railroad hospital
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

French dairymen have discovered that
the use Of wine dregs as food for cows
improves the quality Of the milk and in
creases the output at least 20 per cent.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

An English judge expressed his horror
the other day when a witness said be had
''garaged' his auto car 1t was a new
verb to his honor. and he didn't like It.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use fog their ch. ldrs1
Euring the teething period.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
Honey.

In his bold fight with ruling craft
He has not feared the thieving crowd
Under the bludgeonings Of graft
His head is bloody. but unbowed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

The charitable people OF London have
formed union to ses that the money
given By them 10 properly spent
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

Half 3 gallon of train oil an hour will
calm the most boisterous sea around .
vessel.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

The Emperor of Austria is said to have
the finest collection of orchids In the
world at his palace at Schoenbrunn
There are $4,000 plants
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

Catarrh Of the stomach is the cor
rect name for most cases of dyspep-
sia. Only an internal catarrh remedy
such as Peruna, is available
Peruna Tablets can now be procured
Ask your druggist for Free Pc
runa Almanac for 1909.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
Uncle Jerry.

"To often said Uncle Jerry PEBBLES,
"when that there thing they call oppor-
tunity comes along by jocks, it's only
an opportunity to steal somethin'l'
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

EITC St. vitus' Dance orvous diseases perma
ItIJ nently cured by DIR. ines Great Nerve Re
storer Send for FREE $500 tna bottle and treatise
Dr. r. II. Kline. Id, sSl Arch st., Philadelphia, Pa
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

The Oldest church building now stand
ing in New York City is st. Paul's
chapel, the corner stone of which was laid
In 1894.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22
-5.s5 >. sssasttS put5 "a
tIfic and careful work.
WISE DENTAL COMpAN,, a..

DIR. w. Wise Mgr. 81 years in Portland Second floor
Failing building. Third and Washington streets Office
hours: a. M to p M Sundays to P. M. Painless exc
traetng Soc; plates SIS up.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

Nearly 8 per cent Of the studests In
German universities are foreigners
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-01-22

The Chilean government has placed
s165,0O0 at the disposal Of the President,
to be expended in securing immigrants
for that republic.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-21
Josh WISE SAYS:

The trouble about dash to the
pole is that it doesn't come to a
period.
Talk about your polar discover
ers, Taft has discovered Aldrich.
A western county fair had bust
of Taft made of butter. My, 1t must
have looked lifelike!
If Cook was there first, it's funny
Peary didn't see any footprints in
the snow.
Four elephants were found roam
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The after you, my dear Aphonse' stunt didn't work
with Cook and Peary The commander snorts Before
Evou my dear CASTOR
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-09-21
BY FRED SCHAEFER

For why wass you disguessed
like a door mat, OSCAR? Wass you
going skating?"
Foolish mutt, vot you are, Adolf.
l am exploder-I hat yust explod-
ct der nord pole"
Cheap imitation vot YOU are!
l discofered id myseluf."
BE careless how you accuse der
pole of being twins. l alone fount
id, vulgar swiper"
so? You voult snatch my lau-
rels unter der IMPRESSION dey wass
kartoffel salat? My discoferies will
change der map of der vorlt!"
"Und my goot right liant will
change der map of your face, frost.
bitten four-flusher! How dit you
reach der pole, yet?"
well, / wish to hat no conserfa.
| tory nit you abouid it, but startet
frem Hee-Haw und reached i'd in 16
marches-nine by Sousa und der
rest by Victor Herbert-und den
buried der recorts so as nod to
disturb der Argtig stiffness, you
blubber-nosed yokel. Dot ISIS vot
l dit"
bah, you are merely enviable. !
discofered vot language ISIS ad der
pole"
well, vot wass id?"
Polish, of course. Tee-hee-hee!
'Don'd giggle mme ould, COLT
bricker. How many Eskimos dit
you hat nit your"
1.-TWO, besites a kimono."
''Idiotic ice faker! Und vot OBJ
servatings dit you take, ask me
dot ?"
"All of your I could find, you
slob amateur"
MUSK OK vot you are! Vot kint
of dogs drew your slets?"
"Frankfurters. Most of der way
l hat dem hitched up NIT horse
radishes. Und you, pole pilgerer,
how dit you lift ven dere wass no
marinierte walrus left to Cat?"
"Oh, dot wass easy. When id got
to so degrees below centipede hat
blenty Of gooseflesh. ha, ha, hal"