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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22

He6tsantpalt: ShDn, alio mir
fperben ben aaufpreis e~infldeen. Wie
iteht es benn nit Dem 0or16ub?
Ialer: Sd banfe febr = ausens
blidli9 brdu6' i6 nod feinen.
y y -
5ataler Srmffebler.
Su einem 8eriht iiber cine 8es
misunderstanding itdnb 5u leien .
pGbreno Der erobte Sbeil Der Biirgers
ihof,e" Dent 8iireermeiiter sus
gerfeblte Tabasusif.
YrpfeHor: 8dblen Gle nun 5tpia
ihen Srei Stuncen aarser uno meiner
gdn5lid)en 8erdftung!
Shiler: @enn i1 benin I'M Die
gdn5li4e @erdhtrng bitten biirfte,
Serr YrofeHor!
- Il -
WaS lie benft.
Sic ffeine Qotte: Wama, bier in Der
3eititns itebt etfpas bon Iierdneftift;
mas lit bos eigentli6?
Wamo: Sml SD oenfe mir tpobl
elm Stift. tporin iolhe Srauen tpobs
men, Die INNER Wierane babenl
y y "
gerfebrte @clt.
Sait Ou iton bon Der ausseoebn>
ten 8raris Der Srau Sottor q.
gebDrt?
Satpobll 8eibt Ou, midi fpunbert
niir. bab lie uitt beiratbet -. Die
fonnte bod 9etpib ibreu Rauu er@
ndbrenl
Mpbern.
Wiet6sfutiher: SAon felt feds
@o9en fabr id ben 9ottor 81 guf
- tper brauht i'm benin?
8ebienter: Die endbise Srau =
Der is nift tpobl, tpenu tie ni6t
frauf 1T.
gein Sonntassjdger.
Sos NAL, lieber SreunS. mas
molten ane bic Neni6en BEL Dir, bait
Dus@ eie1ihaft2
Gh nein. id ipo1te MIR morgen
auf bic Saso eehen. unb ba fommeu
lie. mir Waitb su5uipreden.
y - - =
Splitter.
8iuit Su Sir Seine Sreunbe err
balten, 10 itelle lie ni6t auf Die Yrobe.
~ - -
&atheberblitbe.
Sn Der 8eG9ipnsitunbe ipirb bon
2iebe 81 ben Menlden eeiproten.
Oie fleite iSrieba: Srdulein. mas
lit eisentli6 2iebe?
Qebrerin: 2iebe 1T elm SUDDEN i'm
Ser3en. oas man ni6t fortfrusen
tam.
SarteS 8eifid.
Mar: Spiuing su Iein lit ihredlid.
S6ulfamerao: 8arum benin?
Sa, tpenn Rama nidt tpeib. Oh i6
ODER Woris irsenb mas getban baben.
Damn berbaut tie uns 8eiSe.
y - -
Grfaft.
Sruu (su .ibrem u~usgebenben
Damn : Weinetpeeen fannit Ou
belte NAL in Seinen Club geben, dber
Inn Gins muB ih bitten 49,.
Wann: Na - iasen mir I'm balb
8tpeil
y ~ y
Gallant.
@eitatten Sic. SrduIein goia, bub
ih elm Srafelbliimhen fraae. Oh Sic
MIDI Iieben?
Iber setuib.
Sum gut. Damn iperbs i9 Sic
fraeen.
- y y
Sein Surrpr.
griter Stubent: MIs Sn bie Serrz
i6aft iiber bns Iutel ~perloreit, batteit
On pobl an9it. Spunb?
3ipeiter StlIoent: Muerbines - ib
fiirdtete. bas glutel piirbe in Die -
llnioerlitdt bineinrnien 49,.
- - -
ttnniite Sragerei.
Softor (sum 8naben, Der franf
iit) /: Sans, bait On Ippetit?
&nabe: Id, Serr Sottor. 10 iragen
Sic ia ieoes @al u1o 9eben mir ia
bod ni6ts.
y y -
Disadvantages Croft.
Yatient (dngitli6) /: SD babe gez
leieu. bag an meiuer &ronfbeit burd@
i6nittlih i'm Sabr 5~ebntauieno Yerio>
men iterben.
Ir5t: ga, beriibigen lie li1 MIR.
oas Sabr lit ia balb beruml
- - ~
0prfdlas sur Cite.
Bauer (oer ihon piele Yro3eiie
perloren, 3I ieinem GehtSanipalt) /:
Wie ipdr's oenn, Serr Softor, pcnn
mir our Ibtpe6ielung aa' mai an
Yro5eB g'pinna tbdt'n?
~ - -
@ebpriam.
Batter: Sran5l, iparlm bait Su Den
Subers Yeter NIT 8otb %9eporfen?
Sran5l: Ser Serr 2ebrer bat a.
iast. mir biirfeu ni6t nit Steinen
iperfen.
e - y
@~erteblte 3abaausif.
Hrofeiior: 8dblen sic nun smis
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22
decentralization

11nteroffi5ier (5n ieinen Hetruten) +:
8ie i6on Der Same iast. beitebt cine
Seftion aus nift ntebr als ie1s unb
ni6t tpeniser als bier Wann - in
Der Gesel ieboh aus fiinfl
~ - y
ftnteroffi5ier: 8arl, Su biit 10
oumnt. oaB Der Satpara 8 Sdiebs
pulber net bait erfinben fonnen.
tpenn On auf nier5is Weileu I'm i'm
RIM 9etpeien fpdritl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22
Werfeblte YGbaapaif.

FrofeHor: 8dblen sic nun 5pis
ihcu brei Stunoen 8ar3er unb meiner
gdn5li6en Yerahtung!
S6iiler: 8enn ib penn nm Die
gdn5li6e geradtuug bitten oiirite.
Serr YroieHor!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22
Mns benz 0eriHtSfaal.

8ert6eibiser: limb Damn, meme
tSerren &eihtporenen, nergeiien Sic
aud nift. baB Der Gneeflaste aebn
8inoer bat. 8ie mub lid idon elm
ainb ihdmen. tpenn es beibt. fem
Batter lit eingefperrt - tpie aber erit
5ebn 8inberl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22
Mmerifaniiher 6nmpr.

Ser beriibmte Yrdiibent 9incoln
mar elm ebeuio eeiitboqer pie iopiaIer
Serr unb purbe bdiifis bon 9euten be-
lGitist. Die ben intereifauten Staatsz
mann Interviewer poIlten. Or purbe
oft na6 ben un9laublihiteu 9inecn
aefraat, tpiBte ii6 aber ais seihidter
Diplomat INNER nit elmer paIienocn
Iutport aus Der Gffaire gu Sieben.
Chit fraete i'm Semanb. pie lang
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22

Ice is about the only thing that
needs a blanket wrapped around 1t to
keep 1t comfortable in hot weather.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22
Gamle @irthidaft.

9iirsermeifter: .Gie, 8emeinbes
Stener, lett bret Wondten limb feline
Strafeelber mebr eingesangen; es
babet ii6 8einer mebr an berbotener
STEELE. es lauft Memanb mebr iiber
Die Seloer unb @ieien, es reibt teiner
mebr mas ab, es itie6It Miemdno mebr
Sbt mas lit benin bas fir cine
Wirth}haft?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22

bic 8eine zines normal ausgeipa6ies
men Rannes fem miibten? 2incoln
mar nibt UNI ausfunft berlcsen nnb
iagte einfa6: rSie miiiIen gerabe 10
lang iein, bab iie - biz aui Den
8oben reihsnl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22
MGes mas redJt lit.

gdueriu (5um &nedte, Ser oas
grot bon beiben Seiten beitreidt) /:
rsfa, Siesl, mas fdat benn Sir Elm.
ods grot bon unten uno oben gu
i9mieren."
Siesl: gu. gdrerin. mein mnteres
Waul lit mir grab 10 Iieb, tpic mein
.obsreS."
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" " -
Wafitibs.

Srau a.: Wein Mam 1T elm aroz
Der Iltert6umsfammler.
Srau g.: SammeIte ct ifon. als
Sic i'm beiratbeten?
Srau a.: Sa, bas that er.
Srau g.: Sds babe i6 mir aud
geba6t!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22

@ater: Sran5l, fuarum bait Su ben
SubersYeter NIT 8otb ~9eporien?
Sran5l: Ser Serr 2ebrer bat o.
iast. mir oilrfen ni6t NIT Steinen
iperfen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22

u. (5um 8antier 81: Oein slis
fiinftiger S6tpieseriobn bat Dir 5.s
600 Warf gum gufbeipabren anbers
traut? limb 10 einem unnoritftigeu
Reni6en tptult gu Define So6ter
geben?
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-06-22

Sriehen: Den san5en Tag i~treiten
ii6 Bater nnb Rutter; tpern i6 aber
mcin S6lil5eusnib beimbrine', bunn
iinb 6eibe einis, bab i6 SGlag' baben
mubl
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16
A FROG IN THE POT.
Vexins Days Of the Early Tea Tax In
New EnuIand,


Tea was not brought over by the
first settlers When the pilgrims land
ed at Plymouth tea was selling in Eng
land at from $40 to $50 per pound. II
was luxury that had been known to
Eugllshmen only few years.
Early settlers got along without In
dia or China tea for long time They
used roots herbs and leaves found in
the fields and woods as a substitute
for tea. Ssssafras tea was a common
drink.
Tea was advertised for sale In Bos-
ton in 1902 for the first time, according
to historians. In 1906 patriots began
to take the pledge not to drink tea be-
cause Of the tax that the English gov
ernment placed on it. It became fash
iouabe for patriotic ladies' not to serve
India tea. but as substitutes therefor
Labrador ten" and Liberty tea"
Captain Page of Danvers forbade his
spouse TO taste tea beneath his roof
rs long as the tax remained upon It,
but the strong minded and ingenious
lady ascendcd to the fat roof of the
lNuNf. lllN lNNu llfl lAtllbn w ipAA'Nf =
and there she served tea to them.
Some other ladies Of the town Jared
less fortunately. They used to Dor
row for their tea parties the big tea.
pot of the once famous Bell tavern.
one day, after drinking the forbidden
beverage. the master Of the house un.
expectedly walked I'm. jumped to the
II,J tbn tnoppt nj trrf,aH %
over and out rolled big frog The
iovial patriots at the Bell tavern sus-
pecting the use of the pot had placed
the frog in It. Some Of the danes
never drank tea afterward, for 1t made
them sick.
Isaac Wilson of Peabody persisted
I'm selling tea. so the Sons Of Liberty
seized him and compelled him to walk
about town penitently repeating:
/. Isaac Wilson, Tory be;
/, Isaac Wilson. | sell tea.
The celebrated Boston tea party was
followed by tea parties In other New
England towns. In Salem, soon after
the Boston party. David Mason was
suspected Of having had his negro
servant smuggle two chests Of tea into
his home Patriots entered and
searched his house They found the
tea. They gave it TO boys. who parad-
ed with it to Salem common and there
burned Il.
Even after the Revolution trade In
tea was not wholly unrestricted. 1t
appears that IN some New England
| nloces daol I'm ron Nyera ranuirpd IN
take out a license.-Boston Globe.
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EARLY cARlCATURES.
Quaint Art and Humor Of the Ancient
Egyptians.

G9JPhldHos
The fables of Aesop prove that the
ancients we're not without liking for
fun. and the remains Of ancient art
tell the same story. Examples OF ar
tistic humor are more common than Is
generally supposed.
A drawing on tile in the New York
museum represents n cat dressed as an
Egyptian woman Of fashion. She Is
seated languidly on chair, slipping
wine out of small bowl and being
famed and offered dainties by an alb.
ject looking tomcat with his tail be
tween his legs.
Lhe cat figures largely In the ancient
comic groups of animal life. In q
papyrus in the British museum a flock
of geese are being driven by a cat
and herd of goats by two wolves
with crooks and wallets. One Of the
wolves is playing a double pipe.
There is In Turin papyrus roll that
displays a whole series Of such comical
scenes. In the first place, a lion, n
crocodile and an ape are giving a 70.
cal and instrumental concert. Next
comes an ass dressed, armed and scep-
tered like a pharaoh. With majestic
swagger he receives the gifts present
ed to him by a eat OF high degree, to
which bull acts as proud conductor.
A lion and n gazelle are playing at
draughts. hippopotamus is perched
in tree, and n hawk has climbed into
the tree and is trying to dislodge him.
Another picture shows a pharaoh in
the shape Of a rat drawn I'm carriage
by prancing greyhounds. He is pro
ceeding to storm a fort garrisoned by
cats having no arms, but teeth AMI
claws, whereas the rats have battle
axes, shields and bows and arrows
st. Louis Republic.
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THE HORSE BREAKER.
How He Cured a Valuable Animal Of
Bad Habit.

The late Duke of Northumberland
once purchased a beautiful and valu-
able horse, but no sooner had his grace
begun to use him than he discovered
that the horse had one very bad trick
that of suddenly lying down when
his rider was on his back. This could
not be endured so he ordered his serv-
ant to get the horse properly broken
In, says a writer in Chambers Journal.
Accordingly sway went the groom to
celebrated horse breaker In the city
Of Durham and, without mentioning
the animals particular frailty, left him
with a general commission to break
him in. The next day the teacher Of
horses rode out on an experimental
trip with the dukes favorite and pres
emily found himself gently rolled upon
the soil and the horse by his side, very
much at his ease.
"Oh." said the horse breaker, not at
all embarrassed, ''is that your GUS
tomT So he provided himself the
next day with several strong stakes
and plenty of sound rope and took the
unceremonious steed to large field
adjoining Durham cathedral. Riding
round and round, the animal, accord
ing to his character, soon stretched
himself comfortably, rider and all, on
the green sods. Without saying a
word the horse breaker. getting up,
seized upon his wooden stakes, drove
them deep and firm into the ground all
around the willful brute and then by
means of the rope fastened him down
exactly In the position chosen by him
self, so that neither legs nor body
could stir one inch. OF course after a
time the horse was willing to get up,
but the teacher was willing he should
lie still, and there he kept him with
plenty of hay and water within reach,
for three days and three nights, him
self sitting on his back for most of
the time, smoking his pipe. The horse
never again lay down with his rider
on his back.
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KING COAL.
While He Lives His Throne Is Fixed
In the United States.

In the United states.
The part played by coal in the
worlds affairs can well be illustrated
by assuming the available supply to
be suddenly cut off. The huge rail
road systems of America would stop
at once. SO also would the electric
mower and lighting in all cities and
suburbs. Steamship service would
cease everywhere. Transit facilities
would be dead Factories manufac-
tories and shops would close down
Vast industries like steel, iron. copper,
etc. would cease. Armies Of laborers
would be thrown out Of work Mails,
schools the navy. newspapers. foreign
and internal trade--all would cease to
exist. The trilogy governing CONNER
cial advance heat, light and power.
except a negligible amount Of water,
oil. etc. would be annihllated--all this
until some other form of power could
be developed The possibility OF such
cataclysm is not imminent. for coal
will reign for some time yet and X
destined to become n power whose ca
pabilities have MS yet been compnra-
lively felt only more family than would
n feather on the hide Of an elephant.
The world needs coal The United
states has that coal to deliver. 1t will
he wholly natural that so potent ne
ccssity will make for continued pea, Q
and understanding among the powers
of the world.
The coal mines Of Europe are sunk
about 5000 feet deep. Coal Is still
being quarried Sn the banks of the
Ohio. ana the mines Of Europe arc
nearing the limit OF commercial posi-.
bility. The manufacturing supremacy
Of the old world is passing to the new.
Coal Is king. and while he lives his
throne is fixed forever in the United
States Metropolitan Magazine.
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An Elixir of Life,

"An annuity is the best elixir Of life
know Of" said the examining physi.
clan OF an insurance company. "It
sometimes seems as II annuitants
never die. We have lots on our books
who top eighty, ninety and even nine.
ty-five years. have passed many a
sickly and decrepit old fellow as a
good annuity risk-the sicklier they
are. you know, the better risk they
make-and the next year he has turn
ed up to collect his annuity rejuvenat-
ed, rosy, sPry as boy. The secret
The secret Is that financial worry. fear
Of the poorhouse, ages and kills off
more people than all the deadly dis
eases combined. Release an old man
by means Of an annuity from all this
worry, and he throws off his years and
walks erect and happy and fearlessly
young"
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Women In Japan.

Like most oriental races, the Japa-
nese regard women as the inferior sex,
and the Japanese woman cheerfully In
dorses the doctrine. II once" said a
globe trotter sat down to dinner at
q hotel In Vancouver where there was
a japanese waitress. With me at the
table were two Canadian women but.
to my surprise, the waitress not only
gave me priority in serving the meal,
but was very particular in seeing that
| had the largest portion Of every.
thing ! was rather puzzled until
remembered that in japanese eyes
was rs man. regarded as far more
important than n woman and treated
accordingly"
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The automobile demand in Mexico
is shown to be on a steady increase
That the taxicab system has proved a
success is shown by the fact that a
number of new taxicabs for Mexico
City are now envoyage, and it is the
intention of the company operating
them there to increase the number
until they will form a formidable
competition I with 'the blue-band
coaches.
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A sim,le Resson

Scientific Parent ton n strollI-Yot
see out there IN the street. my son. {
simple Illustration of principle fl
mechanics The man with that car
pushes It i'm frost " him. Can yoi
guess the reason why? Probably not
! viii ask him Note his answer ne
son. Ito the costcri My good man
why do vou push that cart instead o
pulling ~
Coster-'C Cause uin't Il boss, yer ole
thickhcad. London Express.
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Hatmaklna In the East Indies.

The making of bamboo hats is one OF
the chief industries of the natives of
the East Indies, and quite often the
children are more expert than their
mothers in weaving the strips together
and forming the designs, their fingers
being younger and more supple. In
transporting the long stalks of bamboo
to the factory the natives tie the ends
Of two stalks together, spread them
apart a short distance forward of the
center, tie crosspiece between and
carry them on their shoulders. .--Popu
lar Mechanics.
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The canny Scots Sense Of HumOr.

The reason a Scot does not laugh at
joke right away, says Dean Ramsay,
is not as is the popular fiction, that he
is "slow in the uptake," but that the
canny man will not commit himself.
He must think 1t over before he do
mates the exact amount of laughter
which the joke deserves. The Scot
minister, who is Scotland's common
public speaker, is aware, consciously
or instinctively, Of this trait, and his
delivery of an anecdote with point
Is q thing of unique art.
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EasilN Satisfied.

A countryman who was doing Lon.
don" went tu concert nall and In.
qulred the prices of seats.
Front seats. shillings: back,
shilling. programs penny" said the
attendant.
"Oh. well then" the visitor re-.
marked blnudiy. "Tll take program
Seatr'
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Denatured alcohol has been success
fully manufactured from flax straw at
the North Dakota Agricultural col
lege. The yield Of 35 gallons ton
does not make it paying PROPOSE
tion.
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Solioitude.

Charley, dear" said young Mrs.
TorIiins, didn't you say that horse
you bought has pedigreeT
"Yes," was the complacent reply.
"Well, knowing how unlucky you
are with horses, consulted veteri-
nary surgeon. You needn't worry.
The doctor says It won't hurt him In
the Washington Star.
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"FOr Every Living..Thing On The
Farm"

Free; 500 page book:on the treat
ment and care of Every Living Thing
on the Farm :" horses, cattle, dogs,
sheep, hogs and poultry, by Hum
phreys' Vetinary Specifics also sta
ble chart for ready reference, to hang
up. Free by mail on application. Ad-
dress Humphreys Homeo Med. Co.,
Corner Williams g. Ann Sts., n. Y.
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ENQUIRER COMPANY,
CINCINNATI. O.
Legal Notice.

Walter Knapp, whose place of residence Is
unknown. late of Hami ton county. Ohio, will
take notice that on the Goth day of July, 1909.
ocie Knapp filed her petition In the Common
Pleas Court OF Highland county, Ohio: In
Knapp praving for divorce on the ground
of gross neglect of duty and restoration to
her maiden name OF Ocie Emery. Said cause
Will be for hearing on or after six weeks
from the 5th day OF August 1909, the date of
this nrst pu ublication.
OCIE KNAPP, Plaintiff
James A. wilkins Attorney
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Wall PIaosd.

Bacon-That Office seeking friend of
yours has landed Job at last"
Egbert-Goodl What has he landed
"He's keeper at the pesthouse."
swell. he's the right man In the right
place. He's the greatest pest ! ever
Yonkers Statesman.
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Badly Named.

There is a man in midland town
whose name Is Burst 1t Is misfor-
tune that would not have attracted
much attention II he had not called his
two children Annie May and Ernest
VIII l-London Scraps.
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Good Luck.

Mr.. Buggins-A black cat came to
our back fence last night. Mrs Bug
gins-Did It bring you good luckf Mr.
Buggins-That's what II did nit II
the first time fred. - Philadelphia
Record.
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Soused.

Wife-My husband came home from
the club last night with such swelleC
head that haven't been able to arouse
him today. Neighbor-Why don't yor
try pouring pitcher Of water over his
headT Wife-I did that very thing
but the only thing he did was to cal
out for an umbrella.-Fliegende Blat
ter.
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SIMON HIDER,
THE FLORIST.
For Your Flowers.

"Why is it nobody likes Smith ?"
"Oh, he's one of these i told you
so fellows"
"IIow about Jones ?"
"He's worse yet. He's one of the
Il could have told you if I'd wanted
to- variety. Puck.
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Legal Notice.

Electa Shockey, whose place of residence
is unknown. late of Highland County, Ohio,
will take notice that on the 2sth day of July,
1909 Homer smokey aled his petition in the
Com Pleas court of Highland County
Ohio in case No s3ol against the above
named Electa hockey, praying for a di-
vorce on the grounds of gross neglect of
duty
said cause will be tor hearing on or after
six weeks from this September g 1909 the
date of this first publication
HOMER SHoCKEY
JAMES a. WfLKGN. Attorney
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What tio Meant.

ITS fortunate that Professor Lung
ley has cold tonight"
What do you mean? If 1t hadn't
been for the cold the professor would
have sung"
"Yes."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16
Word Of Caution

Never propose to girl by letter "
why nutT
~ did It onae. aud she stuck the lot
ter in book she was reading aud lent
IL tO my other girl
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16

Mrs. Jawback-I suppose you consid-
er your Judgment far superior 10 mine
Mr.. Jawback-No, my dear. We proved
the contrary when we chose to marry
each other.-Cleveland Leader.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16

There are about twelve generations
VI 1lcs year the sexes about equally
rividcd. each female laying about 10OO
rZgs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16

Colors seen by candlelight will not
look the same by day.-Mrs. Browning
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16

The Liberal Commissions we pay
Sol citors in addition to cash prizes
viii equal or greatly excel the
amount of such cash prize, thus insur-
G all against loss if only ten yearly
subscriptions are obtained.
The General News and Subscrip-
ION Agencies are barred from this
contest. Hence Solicitors have no
occasion to fear opposition from that
source.
Send for terms, get an early start
Earnest work will bring you So. 90
a day.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16

No ose who cannot master bimseli
IL worthy 10 rule.--Goethe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16

What we obtain too cheap we esteem
TOO lightly.-Paine.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1909-09-16
s3,OOo.oO
I'M CASH PRIZES
- TO AGENTS or
Tie WEEKLY ENQUIRER
or CINCINNATI, OHIO.

Besides a Liberal Commission
that will insure to Solicitors $4,000
r month and better.