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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
HAD A BETTER SUGGESTION
And, Coupled with the Unchaining OF
the Dog, It Was Carried
Unanimously.

"Well." demanded the stern-faced
woman as she leaned over the red
handled broom, what do you want?'
Lady" said the wayfarer, with the
long beard and matted hair, I'm an
actor by profession and in hard luck
well, what have to do with that?'
"Why-er-I was thinking If you
could spare me quarter to get Il
shave and hair cut / could get job
in the role of Virginius."
"Oh, that's poor excuse" she said,
with curl of her thin lip. go up to
the town without shave and a hair
cut and get a job in the role of Rip
Van Wrinkle.
And before he could say another
word she started to unchain the dog.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Tempora Mutantur.

A certain young man, wishing to be
very thrifty, quit eating meat. Frank
lin abstained from meat" quoth he,
land so will l."
But he didn't stop to consider how
prices have gone up since Franklin's
day, and especially within the last
few years. The result was that when
he hadn't eaten meat for about six
months he was so much money to the
good that he lost his head and became
one of the gilded youth.
The outworn ideals of yesterday
should be taken up very guardedly, if
at all.+Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Goxernment Sanatoria.

The United States government op
crates three tuberculosis sanatoria,
one for soldiers and officers of the
regular army at Fort Bayard, N. M;
one for seamen in the merchant ma
rine, and others employed in coast
service of the government, not in the
navy, located at Fort Stanton, N. M,
and one for officers and enlisted men
in the navy at Las Animas, Col. The
first hospital is conducted by the de-
partment of war, the second by the
United States public health and ma
rine hospital service and the latter by
the navy department.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
A Resemblance.

Canon Hensey Henson, at dinner
in New Haven during his Yale lee
lures. condemned the ugliness of the
English archbishop's attire.
Zone of our archbishops," he said,
preached in a Kansas church in his
panoply of knee breeches, CATERS and
apron. and the leading paper of the
town concluded an admirable report of
his sermon with the words:
1.-The archbishop wore Highland
Dress"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Their Advantages.
come.

$50 you have made up your mind to
be specialist. What line are you 60
ing to take up?"
81 don't know. / have been consld-
ering various advantages in different
branches. A chiropodist can general
ly get a foothold, no matter how bad
business is; a manicurist has usually
something on hand; beauty doctor
can usually play skin game and an
eye and ear doctor can often get a
hearing when there is anything IN
sight. / haven't dwelt on the posi-
bilities of throat specialists and den
lists or hair experts, because the two
former always look down in the mouth
and the latter may get but a bald Nv
ing or be expected to dye for his pa
tients. ''-Baltimore American.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

There Is more Catarrh in this section OF the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed TO be ncurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease ana
prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing
10 cure with local treatment. pronounced II lncuraDe
Science has proven Catarrh TO bea constitutional DIS
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured by f. J. Cheney
4 Co. Toledo, Ohio is the only Constitutional cure on
the market. 1t is taken internally IN doses rom ~
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They oner one
hundred dollars for any case 1t falls TO cure. SEM
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Never opened His Mouth.

mot infrequent rays of unconscious
humor illumine the otherwise impos-
sible stories that come to my desk
from amateurs" says a reader for one
of the magazines. Recently l CHANGED
upon this choice bit:
John, the husband, and Grace, the
wife, ate on together in silence. There
was Individually an i'll feeling between
them. The husband devoured a plate
of soup, half a fish, an entree or two,
a piece of roast beef, together with
a sweet, without ever once opening
his mouth"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
The Main Question.

This story is current in the Arkan-
sas hills. woman was telling some
friends what delicate childhood was
hers.
when / was born l weighed only
four pounds. They put me in a cigar
box for a cradle"
Goodness gracious!" exclaimed one
of the listening women. leaning for
ward with great interest, land did
YOU live?"-Kansas City Times.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
object of Increased solicitude.

There never was time when the
farmer was so highly considered as he
is to-day" said the gentle jollier.
That's right" answered Mr.. Corn
tossel; they're making heap O. fuss
over us agricultural folks. You seen,
crops has been kind o good lately. In
addition to votes we've got little
spare change that's worth lool1in aft
Washington Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Knicker-Why does he keep so
many servants, do you know?
Bocker-He got one girl because 1t
was so lonely for his wife, and an
other because it was so lonely for the
cook, and the third because It was
lonely for cook and the waitress
Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Like the Rest of Us.

please, mumsey, just five cents, y
begged Johnnie.
But, Johnnie, it was only this
morning that gave you five cents"
81 know, mumsey, but"-putting his
arms around her neck-'Im so hard
on money. "-Everybody's Magazine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

DO your cows give much MILK"
queried the fair summer boarder.
do they?" echoed the old farmer.
Say, jist atween yew an me, they
eve so ALFRED much that we diloot
"a we'll water we sell tew tn campers
with it."-Chicago Daily News.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
GRADING Literary Power.

Dean Smaller Mathews says that the
newspaper shapes the popular mind
more by its headlines than by its ed
itorials" BY the same token, au-
thors impress by the title of their
books, not by their contents, artists by
their themes, rather than by their eX-
ecution-and lecturers by their plati-
tudes more than by their sense.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Ladies' Can Wear Shoe,

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen,
hot sweating, aching feet, ingrowng
nails. Always use it to Break in new
Shoes. At all Druggists. 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Trial package FREE by
mail Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy.N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Rice and Fruit.

One teacupful of rice IL pints Of
milk. sugar. stewed fruit
Put the rice and milk into a double
saucepan and let it cook slowly till
the rice has taken up all the milk, but
il must not be dry. Make wall of it
on a dish and fill the center with nice
ly stewed fruit.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Rough on Rats. unbeatable exterminator

Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, Csc.
Rough On Bedbugs, Powder or Liq'd, Csc.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 24c.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, 15c. ,Liq'd, 25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, Csc.
Rough on Skeeters, agreeable ouse, Csc.
e. S. Wells. Chemist, Jersey City, N. j.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

1t seems strange to the masculine
intelligence that many a woman who
is afraid of mouse isn't bit afraid
of her husband
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Nature helps every man to become
that which he desires to become. If
he put forth no effort Nature assumes
he wishes to be a nobody, and grants
his prayer-Elbert Hubbard.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Mrs. Smiths housekeeping.

Growells-Smith's wife must be
poor housekeeper.
Mrs. Growells-Why do you think
SO?
Growells-He declares he's perfect
ly comfortable at home every day In
the year-Boston Herald.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

The U. S. Government has bought 25
Gross $1,000 boxes of Rough on Rats to
send to the Panama Canal Zone, because it
does the work. The old reliable that never
fails. The unbeatable exterminator. l5c,
25c, 75c.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
They Were Shady.

Bung-So you have succeeded in
tracing back my ancestors? What is
your fee?
enealogist-Twenty guineas for
keeping quiet about them.-Cassells
Saturday Journal
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Non-Com. Ito recruit)-I don't sup
pose you ever smelt powder, have
you?
Recruit-Oh, yes. was in a drug
store before ] enlisted.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
ErIed onions and AppIes.

Take six onions and fry them until
almost done. then add three apples.
Fry in bacon fat. II your family is
large you can add more.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Reducinq.

Miss Elder-Dick says that this
rose in my hair makes me look ten
years younger.
Miss Younger-Gee! Why don't you
get couple more?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
AFTER.
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
sVegetable Compound

Ul6 % Wtu WHICH,
and / would like to
tell thewhOle world
of it. / suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. had the
best doctors and
they all decided
that I had q tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. Lydia =.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Ever hear of a man getting rich by
following the advice given in books on
the subject?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

When a man says he is willing to
change his opinion if you can con-
vince him that he is wrong it's a sign
you'll never be able to convince him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Only a disinterested third party is
able to realize that there are two sides
to a question.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Do You Know Him?

What sort of a chap is he?"
We'll, he's one of those fellows
who think that anything mean is a
joke if it isn't on him"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Stop guessing Try the best and most
certain remedy for all painful ailments
Hamlins Wizard Oil. The way it re-
wounds, burns scalds. etc. Is wonderful.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Much Time on the Road.

She-I reached my thirtieth birth
day yesterday.
He-It must have taken you at least
40 years to get there.-Fliegende Blat-
ter
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
pettit's Eve SaIve Restores.

No matter how badly the eyes may be
diseased or injured. An druggists or How
ard Bros. Buffalo. n. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

ALL UP-TO-DATE HoUsEKEEPERs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Home is the place married man
stays while they are cleaning house at
his club.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Hodge-Hefty had strenuous time
on his vacation. When he started he
tipped the scales at 200 pounds and
when he returned he only weighed
149.
Dodge-That was drop. I suppose
his best girl gave him up on the spot.
Hodge-Not at all. She accepted
him right off.
Dodge-That's queer.
Hodge-No; you see she is great
bargain hunter and couldn't pass any
thing that was reduced.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

The bravery of some men is like
that of bulldogs; they haven't sense
enough to be afraid of anything.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

through a nagging cough or ritatcd throat Aliens
ung Balsam will heal tho affection quickly and
barnessly. All druggists Gc. Soc and tLoo bottles
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces In.
aammation, aay pain, cures wind collie. &c Uottle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Constipation causes many serious diseases II
Is tborouRhly cured by Ioctor Picrce's Pleasant
Pellets One laxatlve, three for oathArtic-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Lewis Single Binder cigar. Original in Tin
Foil Smoker Package. Take no substitute.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

The man who has been down ca
appreciate being up in the world.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Lewis Single Binder straight sc cigar is
made to satisfy the smoker.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

q When duty calls on a man he is apt
to be out
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Great men do not drop out of the
sky in evening dress.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

A homely truth is better than a
handsome lie.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

If we all had our own way othe
people would quickly get out Of it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Here's the PROOF

Mr.. JAMES &. LEE, OF 100 9th St.,
Sc, Washington, DC, writes: "Thirty
years ago fell from n scaffold and seri-
onsly blurred my back. suffered terri
bly, at times from the small of my back
all around my stomach was Just as If
had been beaten with club. ] used
every plaster could get with no relief.
Sloaii's Eminent took the pain right
out, and can now do as much ladder
work as any man in the shop, thanks to
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

RED CROSS BALL BLUE
Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 OF. package only 8 cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

An aching back is instantly
relieved by an application of
Sloan's Liniment.
This liniment takes the place
of massage and is better than
sticky Slasters. 1t penetrates
without rubbing - through
the skin and muscular tissue
right to the bone, quickens the
blood, relieves congestion, and
gives permanent as well as
Temporary relief.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

Boarding house coffee is one of the
things that are well roasted
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29
Peruna Secrets
You Should Know

Golden Seal, the root of the above
plant, is very useful medicine. Many
people gather it in our rich woodlands
during the summer. Few people know
how valuable it is in dyspepsia, catarrh.
and as q general tonic.
Many thonsandpounds of this root are
used each year in the famous catarrh
remedy, Peruna. This fact explains why
everybody uses Peruna for catarrh.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-29

IInICS The latest rrearh creanon. ln ashsn ,.,a
lAUlC9 perfume ,sni lee i've Ios 1.ps.s IA
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-14
FOR SWEET
 CHARITY
THE BIG EAGLES CARNIVAL WILL
 OPEN TOMORROW MORNING.
The Fnmous Robinson shows VIII Ne In Position--An Effort Made by the Local Aerie Of Eagles Which
 the Poor and Needy of fhe
 City Will be HeneHtteds

On tomorrow the Fraternal Order Of Big Eagle Carnival in behalf of charity, ana having been assured the hearty support of many leading citizens It Is foregone conclusion that the undertak- ing will be 6 great success.
 The Eagles have secured the Famous Robinson Shows to furnish the attrac- lions and a whole week of fun and amusement is guaranteed.
 There will be a grand free sacred con- cert given by the Royal Italian band attached to the Robinson aggregation this afternoon at o'clock. at which time lola, the gifted songtress, will sing several selections, which in It's seIf will be a rare treat to the music loving public of Montgomery.
 The Famous Robinson Shows IS strong aggregation carrying twenty cars of the very best acts that can pos- sibIy be procured which are shoAn In the circus, the trained wild animal per formance, minstrels, vaudeville, and a half dozen or more interesting attrac- tions such as the talking pictures, cy- clone, Buckeye Bellies. Five Oddities, etc, all of which can be attended by inc ladies and children without the least hesitation. There will be no "shows for men only"
 The grounds are to be beautifully, and artistically decorated with electric lights and every precaution will be ta- ken for the protection of every one that attends the carnival; nothing bois- ferrous and no misconduct will be toll erated. Remember also that you are assisting in a noble cause, and that your attendance will add to It's success
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-14
LONDON STOCK MARKET.

London. Nov I3-The Stock Exchange after alternate weakness and strength, closed hesitatingly with irregular changes on the week The prospects of an early general election operated against increased business while the settlement which caused a great deal of anxiety, checked fresh ventures Although only one failure was am nounced other houses were assisted. while the latter forced liquidation of KafHirs in connection with the trouble in South Africa made this section at the close lower. Gilt edged shares and British securities generally experienced quite d squirt on the gold influx into the Bank of England and the i'm proving bank reserve. but best prices were not maintained owing to a slack sning demand on the announcement of a fresh issue of Sl5.O00.0 900, in treas- ury bills and fears of dear money. re- maindcr of the year. Consuls closed [ I-t6 down on the week, after being quarter higher, Foreign bonds were in good yield. Copper shares finished higher on further reports of combine negotiations.
 American securities, in spite of oc.
 asional smart rallies. gradually lost ground. the prospects of a poor New York bank statement, dear money and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-14
BIG STEEL MILL WILL
 BE BUILT IN BIRMINGHAM

Birmingham. Nov. i3.--(Special)-- Announcement was made here today on the best of authority that the Afneri- can Steel q Wire Company will erect a large plant on part of the immense tracts of land recently purchased by the Tennessee Coal. Iron 6 Railroad Company. subsidiary organization of the United States Steel Corporation.
 The plant will produce enough steel rod. wire and nails to supply large proportion of the demand from the Southwest and throughout the South. The plant when completed will give employment to more than two thou' sand men. The work on the new in- dustry will be startod probably before the close of the present year.
 Other industries by subsidiary or- ganizations of the United States Steel Corporation will be constructed in the Birmingham district during the next twelve or fourteen months to consume the pig iron and steel that is manu- factured here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-14
Melp Fall Dress Goods

S4-INcH BRoAnCLoTH--BIacl grey. brown, green, tan and castor, an ex- tra fine quality, 54 inches wide and worth sl.5o yard. fer Mosday, the yofo .ScS BRILLIANTINE - Shadow stripes, black, grey and brown, 42 inches vide and worth 75c yard, for Mem ony'..... ..s ... .....-.t>Dc BRILLIANTINE--Gre blue and black. fine quality, 3e inches wide and worth eSc yard, for Msnday. .. .43s SILK MOHAIR-Light and dark grey, navy, brown, black, garnet and white, also shadow stripes, invfsfbie checks and plaids, an elegant variety 36 to 3s inch widths, all regular e5s qualities, for Monday 4Dc 10 pieces se-inch TAFFETA SILK. the Sl.2S vaIse, fer Monday, the 10 pieces spot proof TAFFETA SILK,
 the e2.oo value, for Monday, the ssro ...'.... ,.,.tl.%4 50 Pices Prunela Stripe BookfcId, the
 @sc quality fer Monday, the yard
 ... lDc KIM0NA OUTING--Hundreas of aff-
 ferent patterns to select from, and
 all pretty. This excellent quality Is
 being sold everywhere at I2 1-2c .
 yard, for Monday -. -. .. .... Ice
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-14
PRICE ADVISES GUNS.
Scared Now, he wants Amenders
 Arm Themselves.

Scared Now, he wants Amenders to
 Arm Themselves.
 Huntsville, Nov 13.--tSpecial.) )-kyie B. Elba, speaking for the adoption of the constitutional amendment caused a sensation here today by advising the amenders to send armed men to the polls on election day to shoot up the ballot boxes if things don't look just right to them.
 The amenders confess that this Is not the right kind of talk for this com munity and that the advice Is too radical.
 Mir. Price claimed that the amenders have won their fight. but he express ed fear that enough of them might sell their votes between now and then to change the result.
 Hon. Virgil Bouldin. of scottsboro also made speech He devoted most of his time to crtiticing ConRressmen Richardson Senator Bankhead ana Senator Johnston for their positions in this campaign.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-11-14
Helps Baby's Bowels Free


 
   
  
 
 
 
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