Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-11-10

Z" JooA S1ICAAuS dAu raising Dug $40
used for bass fishing. There is not
ing like being specialist.
The model husband recently disco
cred in Chicago is named Van Nostra
No doubt he beats carpets with enthu
iasm.
No sense Of delicacy prevents scien
lists from prying into the most seer.
lives of microbes.
Are we to war with militant won
an o. asks the Portland Telegram.
that 1--WE" includes us, we beg to b
) excused.
The Hattiesbufg News discusse
THE Poor Mans Chance" Is it DOS
sible that the poor man has a chance
A biologist says New eJrsey oyster
are dying from overwork. That's wha
they get for not being organized.
"A contemporary publishes q stor,
| about muscular woman and a ne
| t1tion. That is a combination hard tf
resist.
The Charleston News and Courie,
publishes an editorial entitled. "After
One Thousand Dollars" Who wouldn't
be?
Some people are worrying about
what Is taking place on Mars, but the
New York politicians have more i'm
mediate matters to consider.
1t IS reported that SPANS king can't
rule his mother-in-law. If he were ey-
cry inch king, the chances are he
couldn't do that.
The model husband of Chicago Is
said to always be in a good humor be-
fofe breakfast. His loving wife prob
ably lets him have a "braer"
A New York man has made a dona-
ton to honor the memory of his wife's
first husband. Some people are Just
naturally sweet-tempered.
Some people think too much and 90 |
'razy, but the trouble with most of MS
) we eat too much and don't think
When a woman thinks the parrot
aught her husband to swear, it is a
ign that her husband is a past-master
t deception.
A Missouri man who was told that
q would die before thirty, has manag.
q TO prolong his existence to ninety
even, chiefly on pie. Migrate! What
I'LL his doctors say If any of them are
live?
A quotation Of 800 an inch has been
lade for leopard's tail. A leonard
1thout tail is doubly spotted.
A Denver boy, five years old. chews {
'Dacco and drinks beer, which he was I
lught to do by neighbors, who think t
funny. That little boy must live I
ext door to an insane asylum. I
Yale students must henceforth get {
ong without Wallets. The road toi
nowledge is indeed hard.
1t is reported that a Nebraska .twashl (
dy" was robbed of $1,000 and got it I
lck. With roll like that, she ought e
retire from business. t
An old woman was held up by i'm
igration officials because she couldn,t c
member the day of her birth. The t
orld Is full Of women who don't seem Q
lie to do that. Q
You very seldom hear of a woman's t
ngue hanging fire, because it yery
ldom does.
One reason why so many pretty t.
omen marry ugly men, is that mogtl
en- are ugly.
An old woman who has lived to be z
nety-three years old, says the world
funny place. And yet, most peopleI
mt see any fun in the world unless
cir pockets are full Of money. Is
In plays and in books men ALWAYS p
rry around faded flower, or scrapl G
ribbon, or picture, or something 81
the sort, which proves that they II
arly loved woman a long time ago. ol
M
When a man has high-strung ner s.
us system he is very proud of it and I'll
always telling his friends how he ST
ners from insomnia.
$500 for Peonage. y
Asheville, N. C.. Nov. SIN the
ited States District Court this
'rning Robert Christian, on trial p
tore Judge Boyd for peonage, SUBJ th
tied and was fined $1,000. The ca
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