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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-04-01

Some dairymen talk quality. some
talk quantity. Few we think would OBJ
ject To both quantity and quality com
bined. The COW that yields rich milk
and lots of it is popular.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-04-01

The story is told that once certain
assessor taxed goat at SIS, and. when
charged by the angry owner to justify
the high rating. the assessor directed
him 10 a rule which read TO the effect
that property a-butting on certain
street should be taxed 50 a foot.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-04-01

We meet with some rather paradox
cal conditions in life. For Instance,
the blacksmith shoes his own horse the
poorest. and the carpenter lives in the
plainest house likewise. the farmer de
prives himself of the meat OF the prime
bullock and the sweetest favored APP
pies.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1909-04-01

z: 50. $500. :.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
In Georgia

New York Tribune: Down in
Georgia they are getting ready
to induct "Little Joe" Brown
into office as governor. Mr..
Brown was nominated in a de-
mocratic primary about a year
ago ahd was elected last October
1t will surprise all but those
who are familiar with Georgia.
peculiar political calendar to
learn that he has been kept so
long on the expectant list. In
no other state is there Sc great
an interval between the date of
the governors election and the
date of his Inauguration.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
A Pointer.

Milwaukee Wisconsin: The
decision of Judge Anderson of
the u. S. court at Indianapolis
in the remarkable suits brought
against the editors of the N. Y.
World and the Indianapolis
News, known as the Panama
libel cases, gives the defendants
reason to believe that they will
not be crushed under a steam
roller but accorded "a chance
for their lives"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
st John

Mrs. Andrew Anderson was
calling at st John Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. AID Mcintosh
were calling at E. w. Greene S
Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar b ,ty and
family visited at A. L laights
Wednesday last.
Frank Mcintosh was a St
John caller Tuesday.
Ed Mccullough of Mo Valley
was calling at %. w. Greene's
Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Schlotman
visited relatives Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. r. McCul-
Tough were Sunday visitors at
G. A. Pitzers.
Claude Burkett was calling
in st John Monday.
Dewitt, Will and Flora ALL
mon and Bessie Huey of Cradle
spent Tuesday evening at r.
w. Greene's.
Mae and Roy Greene visited
relatives in st John Sunday.
Mrs. Louis Nelson spent
Thursday afternoon with Mrs.
Paulson.
G. A. Pitzer was a Calhoun
visitor Tuesday.
Dee Allmon was a st John
caller Tuesday.
Mrs. Elmer Noe is visiting
her sister, Mrs. G. c. Bramon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. McCul-
Tough visited with 3. w. Greene
and family Monday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Men Past Fifty in Danger

Men past middle life have
found comfort and relief in
Foley's Kidney Remedy, espe-
cially for enlarged prostate
gland, which is very common
among elderly men. L. p.
Morris, Dexter, KY, writes:
Cup to year ago my father
suffered from kidney and blad-
der trouble and several physi-
clans pronounced it enlarge
ment of the prostate gland and
advised an operation. On ac-
count of his age we were afraid
he could not stand 1t and | re-
commended Foley's Kidney
Remedy, and the first bottle
relieved him, and after taking
the second bottle he was NO
longer troubled with this com.
plant"
Roht w Efarvov
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Weekly $3.50 a Year; Daily 15c
per week.

Entered.at the Postoffice at Missouri
Valley, Iowa. as second class matter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Clippings,

Agother Daniel come to judg-
ment! A Missouri justice has
decided it is not a violation of
the law to swear when the home
team loses.
A st. Louis ordinance puts
the lid on apartment house pi-
amos at 10 p. m. If the old folks
will only get out of the way the
younger ones might get along
nicely without a piano.
It is reported that whisy la
beled gloss starch is being sold
in Oklahoma. Probably inten-
dsd to put a shine on the nose.
Aunt Eliza: Is your mother
in, Willie?
Willie: Sure she's in. Dyer
|s'pose I'd be workin' here in the
garden if she was QUIZ Puck.
Yeast Does your wife ever
sit with her chin resting on her
knees?
Crimsonbeak- No; my wife
seldom sits with her chin rest
ing at all. Yonkers Statesman.
Young Wife 4 am deter
mind to learn at what hour my
husband comes home nights.
Yet do what | will I cannot
keep awake, and he is always
careful not to make a particle
of noise. Is there any drug
which produces wakefulness!
Old Wife-No need to buy
drugs. Sprinkle the floor with
tacks.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Clay.

Clay.
The heat of Saturday and
Sunday was followed by a very
heavy shower of rain Sunday
night.
Some cornfields are showing
the need of sunshine and Gull
tivation. F. Motz, Asa Thomas
Fred Benin and I. j. Stansberry
have each provided themselves
with two rowed cultivators and
disc attachments, to combat the
weeds in listed corn so far as
tried they are a grand success,
some few have plowed their
corn over the first time.
r. d. Paker and his sister,
Mrs. Jas. Olmstead were called
to Idaho last week, owing to
the serious condition of their
brother H. C. Parker, whose
team ran away and entangled
him. One of his legs was broken
in three places and the other
in two places. Their many
friends in Iowa, are sorry to
hear of their sad misfortune.
A few days before their oldest
daughter had died.
MIR. and Mrs. Clarence
Peasley are visiting at the
home of R. H. Thomas the par
ents of the latter.
Vernus Pratt of Hay Kans.
was visiting his uncle j. w.
Pratt last week.
Rev. Terrell of Irwin presch-
ed to a good congregation at
the U. B. church Sunday night,
at which place he will preach
again on Sunday 20 inst,
Mr.. and Mrs. Tonic Kearns
are visiting Mrs. James Wilke-
son, mother of the former,
Quite a number from Clay
attended the Woodlands Mem
orial services at Mo. Valley
Sunday.
j. L. Motz shipped a car load
of fat cattle to Omaha Sunday
night.
Frank Benin Jr. who some
time ago underwent an operat-
ion at Omaha for appendicitis,
has recovered sufficiently to be
out buggy riding.
R. O. Mann and daughter
Laura. John Mann and family,
Mr.. and Mrs. S. j, Linn and Mr.
and Mrs. j. w. Pratt attended
the L. D. s. quarterly confer
ence at Magnolia last Saturday
and Sunday.
Nellie Bender's school closed
last Friday in No 1.
B. r. Alexander was taking
in the sights in Omaha last Sat-
urday and Sunday.
Frank Becker, our R. F. D.
man is having some experience
navigating the gumbo the last
few days.
R. C. Chambers of Magnolia
will preach at the L. d. S.
church next Sunday at II A. M.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Administrator Notice

Notice is hereby given to all
persons interested: That on
the % day of May A. D. 1909,
the undersigned was appointed
by the District Court of Harri.
son County, Iowa, Administra-
tor of the estate of George H
Hazelton deceased, late of said
County. All persons indebtt d
to said estate will make pa, ;
ment to the undersigned, ard
those having claims against tt e
same will present them. legally
authenticated, to said Court
for allowance. Dated May %,
1909. L. G. Goodrich, Admins :
traitor. j24
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
TIME TABLE

mos. as and Al Way Freight
Nos. 2 and l sleeping car pass'g'r only
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Dog Tax.

Everybody owning a dog
must register the same with
the City Clerk and pay the tax
due the city for the same. All
dogs running at large without
the requisite tag will be taken
up and killed.
ldj8w J. J. Amen, Mayor
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10

If your policy only has a S10o
to a $125 limit on horses have
Sample, "The Fire Insurance
Man" change it to a $3.50 to
5000 limit before lightning gets
you. j24
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10

Cascade Pioneer: The man.
ner in which some of the con-
gressmen are scrambling for a
piece of the pork out Of the
protectionists' barrel recalls the
story told by Congressman Jno.
Allen Of Mississippi. One of
his constituents had a sheep,
and whenever a tariff bill came
up this constituent would write
to his congressman and urge
him to keep the tariff on wool.
Finally a letter came saying:
"Bills dead. Vote as you
damn please"
l like to sit and dream in
spring of jays and robins on
the wing, of bees that hum and
vines that cling, but when |
thus commence my wife hunts
up a lot of chores and make s
me paint the kitchen doors and
beat the rugs and WISH the floors
and kalsomine the fence
Washington Herald.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-06-10
Elmdale Items.

Had a good attendance at our
Sunday school; about 80 pres
ent. Rev. Clark, of the Baptist
church will preach after Sunday
school next Sunday. Come eve
ry one and hear him.
took a trip to Logan last
Saturday. They had the big
tent up that they will hold the
revival meeting in.
| found that Thos. Cowen was
quit feeble.
John Williams and wife soon
leave for Tacoma, Washington,
for an all Summer visit with
their daughter, Mrs. Grace War
ner.
G. w. Frazier expects to go
out to his son, near Spokane,
Washington, in a few weeks.
John G. McCabe has been sur
veying the road leading to the
MIR. Wathan place.
If the farmers are not care
full they will have weedy corn.
1t has been so wet that it can
not be cultivated, but the weeds
grow just the same.
Alex McVey is making ar
engagements to move to Idaho,
and expects to make that his
future home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Price have a
new swing. They are going to
take comfort this Summer.
Next week strawberries, OF
home grown variety will com.
mence coming in to the Valley
This wet weather will help tc
keep them from ripening a:
lfast as though it were dry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
SHOULD STAND FOR IFS RIGHTS.

The Philadelphia Public LEDGER
the house Of representatives
should insist upon is rights under the
constitution. and that instrument de-
clares that All bills for the raising OF
revenue shall originate In the house
The mere letter of the constitution,
Says the Ledger. Is necessarily re-
spectrd by congress. Revenue bills
still ''originato" In the house Of repre-
aentAtjves, but the senate's right ~
propose or concur with amendments
has been extended TO the substitution
OF an entirely new bill Of its own, and
even TO the o%rigination Of revenue
measures that have never even been
proposed in the house This is evil
IDENTITY not IN accordance with the In
tent Of the constitution, but ms long
MS the house shall acquiesce IN this
invasion Of It's privilege there Is no
way nv which the original balance
can be restored.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
no AMEND rnE CONSTITUTION.

"
As a rule, tho American people,
both In ana out Of congress, talk
about amending the constitution at
ihe United states as though IL were
an every day affair. hat az a matter
az fact. in order 20 its accomplishment
II Is necessary to travel a long road,
ana one that runs All the way up nil.
And 1t H. right hat it should be -
The founders ol our government
cyinced their wisdom ana foresight
IN making s., 80. In an article point
ING out the difficulties that attend
such "A process the New York World
says,
70 amend tho constitution It IS
necessary that tWo-thirds of the mem
hers af both houses Of congress Ehall
vote in favor of il ana that tair ae-
tion shall be ratified by th lcgsia-
lures OF threc-fourths of the states.
a measure that runs this gauntlet
must Doe urgent aud have great popn-
lerity.
Congress has proposed four amend
ments which the states have refused
TO ratifs. Two 81 these. Ia 1859, per-
tanned 20 tho ratio of representation
ana To the salaries VI members In
19os proposed AN amend
mont a%unuiliug the citizenship of n
American who should accept "A title
or gift from a foreign prince. Harm
losa as this must have been ia that
day, il lacked one state OF the ncces.
sary t~hrce-fourths In tNe0-6l. IN
view ef the slavery dispute and the
imminpnce Of secession. many amend
monis were proposed for the purpose
uf feassurine the south but congress
adopted nnly one Hostilities began
soon aft,rWard and thus no action
b., the states was had.
The first ton amendments ronsti-
tutine the bin of rights. We're proposed
40 one time in i7Ns ana were ratified
In l1gi. They were oxacted 10y SOW
eral of the states as a condition of
their acceptance of the constitution
ITSELF. The eleventh and twelfth
amendments. protecting states from
Suits D., citizens so other states in
icdeIal courts and regulating tho elec-
toral system. were adopted ln 1898
and lso2 rsspeeutoIe. The last
mentioned would seem to have invited
no opposition ana yet ly received TX
actit d threc-iomths vote OF the
suites
Public memory IS stUi fresh as 10
tht mrce remaining amendments.
Tie, eere Intended to secure the
rfuits of the vai for the Union Tho
thirteenth faded once Dot the housc Of
re~pre4entntlser. and Nevada was
made "a state for the purpose OF See
curing the Necessary thrce-fourths.
Acceptance of the fourteenth aad fif-
tesnth amendments was made "a CON
dition Of reconstruction in some OF
the southern states. and There was
mseh opposition 81 N erorth.
j. iras-hie 60 amend the sonstl-
taiion But ehe process requires Time,
at siAglegess of pgrpose aud com
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
THE NEW CHAPLAIN.

Presidents Tafts pastor. the Rev
Dr. Ulysses O. y. pierce, has been
made chaplain Of the senate, succeed
ing the late Or Hale While the ap-
pointment - only temporary, 1t VIII
probably be made permanent when
the republican caucu meets next fall
To consider the mf@ter.
senator Hale. of Maine, presented
a resolution, which was unanimously
adopted. appointing Dr. pierce chap
lain of the senate until further orders.
Or. Pierce ~ pastor Of All Souls Uni
tartan church. Fourteenth and /.
streets. Washington, which is at
tended by President Tart. He was
q personal friend Of Dr. Hale, for
whom nc often substituted He has
been acting chaplain since Dr.. Holc's
death.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
IMIIANTING PATRIOTISM.

a correspondent Of the New York
Herald suggests that no diploma be
granted 10 any student ana no mar or
woman be eligible to office unless he
on she can write or recitc at least two
verses Of America ana The star
%SpanRlcd Banner And upon this
the Herald remarks. editorially,
with the end IN view-to make
Americans familiar with the national
hYmns@eVcryhody will sympathizr.
The present neglect does no credit to
our people. still. We fear that forced
patriotism will not last, Better far
Ia have the n taught IN school by
ut least weekly %rchearsals. The chill
dren VIII learn the words quickly
enough ~ are not likely 20 forget
them In after years"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23

The Wilson bill as it passed the house
was no I'll expression Of the policies
nf those men. 1t fell far below what
they had preached 20 the people and
promised from the stump. This, Mr..
Wilson. who gave his name TO the BIZ
himself knew very well. Had Mr..
German and his friends in the senate
accepted without change the work of
Mr.. Wilson and his friends IN the
house. II would Sun have been in the
power Of the Republicans TO show how
sadly tho democrats had fallen
down with their job.
The fact Of the business Is, to Dor
row the words OF our Washington
contemporary above quoted, that
those old leaders were more intellec-
tuai ana eloquent than practical. They
ran too much to theory n fine
phrases. They stirred the people with
promises Il was neve IN their power
to keep. At last. when. after twenty
odd years Of agitation on the stump
and mancuvering in congress, the
democratic party found itself in com
pleto control Of the government, 1t
made the discovery that It had thun-
dcrod too much In the index. that u
had issued more paper than IT conld
redeem; ana bankruptcy followed
Nor is the Tribune quite inst in its
statement that ''as compared with the
! southern leaders of fifteen years ago,
the south's present spokesman IN
congress lack brilliancy, energy and
power Mi. Bailey, then in the
house. now IN the senate. Is as bril-
liant and powerful a debater as the
south has contributed TO national IRE
since the war. And Mr. Daniel, Mr..
Bacon. Mr.. Oyerman, Mr., stone, MI
culborson, Mr. McEnery and others
re men Of force n representative
and watchful OF the interests of then
section.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
rnr PASSING OF THE ORGAN

Time Was-and not 40 long ago but
that II can be distinctly remembered
ty nearly al mon Ia middle life today
-Mhen every political newspaper IN
the country was a party organ, and
was expected 10 uphold and defend
everything, good. bad and indifferent
alike. that was done or attempted 20
DC IN control Of the party machinery,
or II hnd 70 take the risk of bcing
read ont Of the purity" which was
supposed TO be an awful fate.
Hut II you VIII cause 10 pass ~ re-
view before your minds eye All the
great. influential journals Of tie pres
ont day, you VIII hardly find one Of
amy party, that pays any moro atten-
ton TO the orders Of the machine.
than to the Idle wind. only q ON
pafativcly few years 4 the motto
" nearly every political paper was,
"Our party. may il be always right,
but right or wrong Our party" but az
the present time every political jour
nal tha commands any measure Of
public respect or confidence. de-
nounces w~rong-doing Ia rs own party
even more severely than In the ~
posing party, because il feels rospen-
sibie IN q measure for the honesty
and cleanliness 81 rs aWn party, but
not for the courae OF the other party
Tho reading out" process has be-
come a Joke. A few crossroads
newspapers fear il, but all influential
journals laugh at il, because they
realizc the fact that the party needs
them, vastly more than they need the
party. The scrvile party organ ~ q
thing OF the past. and IN this tnct lies
one o. the most hopeful signs Of the
times
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE
ARIZONA FEAT
est. Johns Heraldl

The "hwano tumbo" Of this office,
armed with his best artillery. made a
meandering trek around the sand
dunes and through the wilds of the
Colorado Chiquito before breakfast
Sunday morning in search of fauna
the missing link. 50 to speak. be-
tween ~carne "A conner and the ach-
ing old In the region Of his cartridge
belt. And he brought 10 earth a
fierce conejo chiquito Oepus cunicu-
lusl. and returned unmolested To his
boulder with a southern exposure. adj
joining the sanctum. Now is the time
10 subscribe Tor the Herald News.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
- n BY the

A POUND OF radium is now quoted
al only l.. eight million dollars. Per-
haps Mrs. Gould ~squandercd some of
her husbands coin on this commodity.
THEY ARE having a hot time in
the city government at Tucson. But
this Is easily understood when II is
remembered the mayor is named
Heney.
THE MOTHER of Elsie sigeI must
have a sad. realization of the truth Of
that classic remark of Bret Harte
concerning the peculiar heather
Chinee.
MOVE MOUTHINGS" and plain
yille Pouts' head some columns OF
rural news in the Clovis Post. Apt
Alterations Artful Aid always as
sists editors.
MIR. AND MRS. Roger Burnham of
Pittsfield. Mass, spent their honey
moon in a balloon, But Of course the
average groom is up in the air during
his honeymoon.
PRESIDENT REYES Of Colombia
has had enough of his job and quit
Being president in South America Is
similar to playing pinochle on the
crater Of Vesuvihs,
e*s
THE PUBLIC may now prepare for
a second five months trial of Patrick
Calhoun. Calhoun should have one
comfort-he won't live long enough to
see himself convicted.
sTs
MIR. ROOSEVELT will visit the
king of a cannibal tribe while in Afri-
ca. What a feast there would be If a
few members of the Ananias club
should wander into camp.
cts
TT Is SUGGESTED that after all the
blacksmith who fell $500 feet from
his airship better stay in the business
OF the ground that a man who can
fan $500 feet and get off with it is a
born aviator.
eye
THE SENATE Is preparing for a
fight on hides, we are told by the
correspondents. This may be aiken to
mem that there Will he some badly
damaged hides in the senate before
the tale is fully told.
.*s
A RATION woman has seen the
United States senate in session. Her
views are TO say the least interesting
She says; - visited the Senate and
saw the venerable C?) gentlemen We
hear SO much about, but right here let
me SPY. If you want to have any faith
or reverence for our august senators,
stay away from the senate, Big fat,
wellI dressed men lolling around in
their seats, their heels higher than
their heads and apparently disgusted
with the tariff and the world in gem
eral-so is the senate"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-23
~--
ANOTHER BUBBLE BURST.

Two or three years ago an Enelsh
writer upon popular science mhqe a
violent attack upon the medical pro-
fesslon at large because of its big1tci
Indifference to the merits of the pan
create Torment known as tryt,sin,
which was lauded as the l~one-sought
cure for cancer. He even published a
book proclaiming that cancer had
been overcome. Most physicians are
only too ready to welcome anything
that promises 10 be Of service In thus
dreadful ana battling disease. but 1t
is quite true that they deprecated any
misleading enthusiasm over trypsln
Their caution Is justified in a recent
communication to the London Lancet
from Or shaw Mackenzie, one Of the
first cxperimontcrs with this remedy,
who has continued his experiments
ever since asld now reaches the CON
clusinn that the apparent Improve
mcnt observed in some cases cannot
be accepted as evidence of the sue
ecssful treatment Of cancer, while in
some casos there appears to hay been
an advance OF the disease rather than
a rotrocession." Discouraging as this
IS. II is better than false hopes.