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Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
CHILDREN WHO ARE sIckLY.

Fathers who value their own com fort and the welfare of their chil- dren. should never be without a box of Mother Gray's Sweet Powedrs for Children. for use throughout the sea son. They break up Colds, cure Fe- verishness, Constipation, TeethiEg Disorders, Headache and Stomach Troubles. THESE POWDERS NEF- FER FAIL. Sold by all Drug Stores. 25c. Don't accept an substitute A trial package will be sent FREE to any mother who win address Allen $. Olnsted, Le Roy. N. r.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
COURT BUSINESS LIGHT.

Notwithstanding the foot that yes. terday was Monday and there was . two day accumulation of court cases, the two justices of the peace and the municipal judge had little to do. There was only a total of three minor cases in the three courts. All the prisoners were Mexicans and accused of disorderly conduct None of the prisoners. had any money with which to pay fines Tw cases were before Justice Burdick and one each before Justice High and Judge Hogan.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
Value of Education.

A man carves his own luck and the best tool he can use is a good educar tioD. It never grows dull, but is al- ways bright and sharp for his purpose. When others fail or become rusty it always can be relied upon to do it's work
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
BABY MORPHINE FIENps.

are r,adc by ali soothing syrups and baby medicines that contain opium and narcotics. McGee's Baby Elixir contains no injurious or narcotic drugs of any kind. A sure and safe cure for disordered stomachs. bowels and retfulness-splendid for teething infants.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
AUTO STAGE LINE TO SOUTHLAND

Leaves Palace Stables every morn ing a. m.. making a round trip each day. Phone in your orders for reser. vation of seats to Palace Stables. Lowell No. 2; c. Q. Hotel. Bisbee. Phone 19 Will call any place in city for passengers Fare $3.50. Bowen ( Hubbard. proprietors.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
SHIF FIRE TANK.

The 25o,000 gallon tank, which is to be installed above the old opera house on the High road. has been shipped from Fl Paso and is expected to ar rive and to be installed shortly in its proper position. This will give con siderably added fire protection.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
SToRK LEAVES BOY.

The stork flew over Bisbee on Sun day aftehnoon and in its flight tar ried long enough to leave fine baby boy at 27 Johnson avenue at the home of Mir. and Mrs. T. J. Mccoy. Mother and Master Mccoy are reported as ccing we'll.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
BIDS ARE COMING IN.

Fire Chief Henkel reports that he is receiving bids from various con cerns for a new fire alarm system. When these bids are all in they will be reported to the fire corlmttee and thence to the city council with recon mendations after which acton will be taken upon the subject.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
HAS BUSINESS TROUBLE.

The Arizona saloon, conducted by Chric Dabovich, was reported in bus:- ness difficulties yesterday afternoon. It was said that sehriff's attachment had been served and that an assign ment for the benefit of creditors was intended to be made.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

Monte Cross has good bah club to work with" says Owner George Tebeau of the Kansas City team. He viii have to make good as a manager this season. if he ever expects to-"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

Thursday night Aug. 18th. the In. ternational Club gives their first weekly dance in the odd Fellows Hall. From 7:3 0to S:30 will be de voted to learning new dances. All good ones are on the program. Come early and learn them. Admission s1 Regular membership g per month, Ladies free.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
MRS. HOY LEAVES.

Mrs. Asa T. Hoy and her son and daughter left for Tucson yesterday yesterday afternoon where they will visit Mrs. w. B. Kelly for time, after which they expect to visit the coast before returning to Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
BILL HOFFMAN BURIED

The funeral services over the fate Bill Hoffman were held at the Palace undertaking parlors yeste day after noon, Rev. Bolt oS .he Ep scopal church officiating. The services were attended by many of the friends oi the old timer in Bfsbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
TIVE NEW TYPHOID CASES.

Two new typhoid cases were report ed. They were taken to the Copper Queen hospital where there are now eight active cases. A scalp wound case was the only injury reported from the hospital yesterday.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
NOTICE.

Public will please take. notice that the undersigned never has had nor has he now any interest in the Bus mess conducted by Frankovich & Co.
 known as the ANCHOR SALOON sis' uated cn Brewery Avenue in Bisbee, Arizona. GEORGE RAFAELOVICH.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
Authoritative.

A lady novelist writing political story wants information as to how political convention is conducs 1. Gen. orally speaking the conve- lion is opened with prayer and conducted with five aces and razor.-Louisville Courier-Journal
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
FINGER IS MINGLED.

William Carlisle. a miner in the Hoatson shaft of the c and A company had his finger caught between two ;imbers yesterday and badly mansied. His injury was dressed at the c and A dispensary.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

STAG CANON FUEL COMPANY
 Dawson Coal and Coke. unexeeIled for Domestic Purposes
 Ask Your Dealer For n. General Sales office E. P. . Q. " Building. Gi psso- raxaa
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
News of the City
eNclNE JUMPS TARcK.

One of the yard engines near the Gardiner shaft jumped the track Sun day morning and before it was return. ed to the rails considerable time elaps- ed Some joker attached burror to the iron horse and photographed io an amusing picture resulting.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
RESTAURANT CLOSES DOORS.

The Quick Service restaurant on Brewery Gulch, conducted by Sam An drovich, clised it's doors yesterday. No reason is given but it is under stood that lack of business was the cause.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
BOWLING RESUMES DUTIES

local Postal Telegraph office. resUDl- ed his duties yesterday after short vacation during which he was mar ried.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

You think you've had pretty hard time. but the native strawberry has had to bear it also.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

You can't tell just what a mar ex. poets who puts a rabbits foot in hi. pocket when he goes to call on a pret. ty girl.-Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

4 rsrv4hss pisappointmsne ~Sir, your daughter has elopsd vtt1 the chauffeur"
 Good heavens! And he was the only one I ever had that could gso sway every lime from the policsi.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
1Ira. wlnslsws Soothing sy-7;

ss ss s < sd sSrra sss s5 r'ET1c sI ;s1,. cH,.6s
 ii FAN: SCFts WIND ,soLiC. sas is the -eznSd.r Tor 0fbaRhQ:s, Sod by Drug~sft ;a ess psrt of the t-.d- Be snre asd s.k | . ,Irs. Vi.
 ow's Soothing syrur... aod take her ti. ford I,rixs act June soth. tsk Serial Nun 6x . cI.D .>Sp WELL TRIED REMEpv
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
When Tired Out

Take Horsford's Acid Phosphate It vitalizes the nerves and assists the igestion-refreshes and invigor ates the entire system.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

If the price of ham goes much
 Higher the ham sandwich will soon be ou. of season.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

The devil finds mischief for idle hands to do. The busy ones find their own mischief.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

A woman's idea of staying the fat ted calf is to put the best tablecloth on the table.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

It shows the innate superiority of the masculine sex that a man can Ga bald and still be loved
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

While on the other hand probably rine out of 10 jokesmiths who make fun of the June bride were married h December.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

There hasn't been so much hurrying to get the hunk Of ice on the sidewalk as there will be later on.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
Arizona { New Mexico
 Railway Company

Connects with Morencf Southern. ''Connects with Southern Pacific. sssConnects with Fl Paso anc Southwestern.
 GEORGE A. wAGSTAFF,
 SuperintendeB
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

Even the straw hats have a bewilu cred, disappointed look.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
CHEERFUL COMMENTS.

Bathing suits nearly everybody on not day.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENTING room suite, water,
 electricity, bath if desired, reason able, apply No. 8 Kroeger Place. WARREN. 269
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENTING rooms for light housekeeping. Light and water. h. quire 35 School Hill. Phone 135.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENT-Two or four furnished housekeeping rooms for SIS and $25. Water furnished. Sure to please. Johnson Add. Apply Central phar- macy.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
WANTED

WANTED-Ffve good boarders. Mrs. Georgie Mcbride, 209 Naco Road.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENT-Housekeeping rooms, Ed
 wards House. Johnson Addition.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENT-Best convenient 4-room house. yards, 2 2orches; private; i;
 flower plants; best locality. Inquire Blue Store. If
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENTING furnished house keeping rooms. IT Quality Hill
 15i
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
Classified Advertisements Classified Ads Gent Per Word Each Insertion.
 No Ad Taken For Less Than Tuentyfue Cts.
ron RENT

FOR RENT-At Warren. one modern four rom house, one block from car line, also furnished rooms Inquire at postoffice or phone L 61-2.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR RENT-Housekeeping rooms for rent. No children. Mason house,
 Lowell.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17
MONEY TO LOAN
FOR sASE

FOR SALE-Complete set of house. hold furniture. Apply at S2 Moon Avenue. R. M. Moon.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-17

FOR SALE-Small business. Terms reasonable. Inquire this office.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
Oisraeii's Jokes.

Disraeli dearly loved a joke at the
expense of others. An author who
had sent his latest effort In fiction to
him received the following compli-
mentary acknowledgment:
Il thank you for the book you sent
me and will lose no time in reading 1t. >.
Il wonder what makes my eyes 80
weak" a fierce Radical once said to
Disraeli.
1T is because they are In weak
place" was the reply
An incident In the life Of the lat"
Lord Ross'-n shows how acute was
the sense o humor'i In Disraeli. What
can we do with Rossyln?" he asked OF
a colleague.
Make him master Of the buck
hounds. as his father was" suggested
the latter
No" replied the premier; "he swear'
far too much for that We will mak'
him high commissioner to the Churci
Of Scotland And such he was made
-Chambers' Journal
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
a.,,oon Talk OF 1906.

p.,,.r,son the celebrated aerohau'
who ascended from petersburg "S'
veor Is eudeavoring 10 obtain 'he ".'
essary assistance at that place tor 'Ns
construction of an air balloon On :"
very large scale. He proposes 'n"' ~
sham he 7oo feet in diameter, whi'h ne
calculates will carry up thirty -seNe"
tons and which he supposes, thereio'e,
will easily support nifty people ana a.. -.
necessary accommodation for theth. II
is TO have attached 10 1t Vesse' A"'
n,shod with masts. sails ana ever!
other article required for nav'gauns
the sen In case of accidents ana pro
vided with cabin for the aeronauts
properly fitted up, gallery Tor coon
ing. proper stores for slowing Prov
sions and several other conveniehces
To render the ascent more safe, II Is
TO take up another smaller balloon
within 1t and a parachute, when VII.
render the descent perfectly gentle II
the outer balloon bursts. From its
construction 1t viii be calculated TO re-
main in the air several weeks.-From
Hudson (N. " Balance and Coiun-
bian Repository of July Is, 1906.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
A. the Minstrsis.

what" asked Mistah Bones OF Nils
,ah Tambo at the conclusion of the
,ustly celebrated silver sand clog dance
hy Professor Slinghel.>-''what am dc
dlfunce atween red headed brake
man dat gifts offen n freight train an
Iets It run In ON de sidin' ut small!
Town ut midnight an man dat has
whole lot o. work to do an keeps git
nm somebody else ter do 1t because ne
loafs all de timer"
How dat?" asked Mistah Tambo,
neryously strumming his tambourine,
Mistah Bones repeated his conui''
drum. and Mr.. TambO Immediately
said:
what am de diffunce. anyway"
zone am a-workin' de switch an dc
uddah am a-switchin' de work." ex
nlained Mistah Bones.
Before the applause had subsidized
Mr Soucekin de Throte. the celebrated
contra tenor. stepped to the footlights
and began the rendition Of the pa
tbetic ballad. ut Would Have Been
All the Same Today II You Hadn't
Done What You Did."-St. Paul Pho
neer- Press.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
4 Cue.n'x VIII.

Queen Adelaide. the wife Of Villa NJ
~. was Il woman of great piety ana
exceptional humility, which was shown
IN the directions for her funeral
II die in all humility" she wrote
knowing we'll we IRE all alike before
tAe throne of God. and l request, there
1nEe, that my mortal remains be CON
veyed to the grave without any pomp
- ceremony. They are to be moved to
- Georges chapel. Windsor. where
0oQoest to have quiet funeral
Il particularly desire not to be laid
ct in state. and the funeral to take
S1oce by daylight; no procession, the
1Dnn TO he carried by sailors to the
&1apel- I die In peace and wish to be
Aanied to the tomb in peace and free
1vo0 the vanities and pomp Of thi,
Ossid- London Home Notes.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
An Awful Rebuke.

Once upon time certain co"ii'"'
uity planned to give dinner to
tudge there. When the Judge came 10
scan the list Of those invited he raised
vigorous protest against one name
that of a man who had been the most
brilliant lawyer in town. but who was
now the town drunkard. They finally
overcame his opposition. but the town
drunkard had heard Of 1t. He was the
last speaker called upon. He arose
and said: "Mr Toastmaster-Fifteel'
years ago I had practice In this town
that amounted to $4,000 4 year.
had a wife and family whom l sup
ported In comfort. had my own
horse and carriage. At that time the
guest of the evening was on bis way
west In an emigrant wagon. He land
ed in this town and started in to make
his living. Since then, Mr.. Toastmas-
ter" he cried. with a pathetic break In
his voice-"since that time / have been
going steadily down, down. down, and
our guest has been going up. up. mp.
until now We are just about on
level"
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
n. was Under Oath.

The late Professor Rowland Of Johns
aopkins university was the most emil
pent physicist since the days Of Joseph
Henry. Among his notable achieve
ments In the realm Of pure science was
the calculation Of the mechanical
equivalent OF heat and the use Of graf
lucs in spectrum analysis, for which
nurpose he devised Q machine that
could cut 10000 lines to the inch ON
plate Of polished metal. In the prac
teal application OF his knowledge be
was noted AZ the inventor Of the multi
plex telegraph apparatus.
Some years ago. testifyinE IN q cas<
involving the Cataract Power com
pany. In answer to . question on cros'
examination a. to who. in his opinion
was the greatest American scientist
he replied. Il am"
After leaving the courtroom one Of
the lawyers ventured to criticise thi'
answer for its effect upon the jury
whereupon Rowland exclaimed:
We'll. what else could / say! Wasn'
under oathr'-New York Globe.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
MAN MONEY.
The Old Teutonie Law On Killing q
Injurins Others

tn. Old Teutonie Law On Killing st
lnjurins Others
The system Of atoning for death Of
bodily injuries inflicted on Others by
paying damages is as old ~ the sarii,
est Teutonic laws, praised by Tacttus;
The trespasser was always required I'd
make peace with the aggrieved family
of the victim by "Wer-Geld."
"Wer" Is the ancient German fol
man. Geld" now. as In the days ol
Wotan. means money.
Damages were assessed In accord
ance with the rank and weflt Of thu
injured party, and the money VA
paid over In the presence of the whole
community. its acceptance foresthllina
feuds. Indeed. the recognition of Ws<
Geld ("money for the man" killed. by
law precluded further bloodshed Of
other forms of revenge.
II the slayer was not rich enough te
pay the required sum. he turned Ovel
to the injured parties his sons 4.
slaves II his sons were not sufhcien'
guarantee for the payment Of thu
debt, the slayer himself had to turr
bondsman, both the letter and tht
spirit of the law requiring that thu
full amount Of damage inflicted b>
recovered by the aggrieved parties
New York World.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
The starboard Light.

Twice u day for q week l have been
harussed BY doubt a. to bow far Q
man should go 10 correcting the giar-
ing mistakes OF strangers,' said the
man who enjoys looking In shop win
dows. There u an art store down
town where the present window col
lection includes the picture OF ship
1t is elaborately framed and has
lighthouse carved on the wooden strip
at one side, but the artist should never
have tried marine work. for he has got
the red side light Of that vessel on the
starboard side. Two or three times
I've been on the point Of going into
the store and asking the proprietor
either to remove that picture or put
patch Of green paint over that red. and
.sch time my nerve has failed me.
y''I am half hoping that the false sid'
light will cause collision in that win
dow which will smash the picture, and
then my anxiety will be relieved. -
New York Post.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
Fulfilling Hi. Agreement.

Having become tired of living in rent
ed houses, MIR. Gwimple had bOugh
q home Of his own. Not havin,
enough money to pay for 1t outright
he had made a cash payment Of 81 90
and given a trust deed on the propert.
for the remainder. One night. not Ion.
after he had taken possession Of hi
new home, Mrs. Gwimple reused hir
from a deep sleep.
Gerald" she said, somebody Is try
ing to get into the house,
Mr.. Gwimple crawled out Of bed ant
started downstairs.
"What are you going to do?" sh
asked him.
I'm going to let him in." he an
, sTered. half awake.
ITO let him in! WhoT'
1.-The man that holds the trust dee,
on this property" he mumbled. 9Th
document signed binds me to adml
him to the premises at any hour of tn
day."-Youths Companion.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
Protective coierins Of Insects.

A well known little moth with pale
green mottled wings Is the only case
In which have myself watched the
protection afforded by color at work.
It was on a summers evening when I
saw this little moth ZisZagging up and
down with the most extraordinarily IT.
regular fight and a bird pursuing IT.
Twice the bird swooped and just
missed his prey owing to a sudden
turn and drop on the part Of the moth,
And then TO my great delight the moth
flopped against the stem Of tree on
which was growing n greenish gray
lichen. The bird swooped again close
to the tree, but failed to see the insect
and quilted the chase. 1t took me an
sppreciable time to detect the little
moth resting against the lichen and
closely matching 1t In cOlor.-sir z
Ray Lancaster in London Telegraph.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
4 Maker Of 6ulle,

Some excellent bulls are credited to
William Arolin, who was London
police judge in the thirties of the last
century He once remarked to coun-
sci, ''If you can show precisely at
what moment the ofYense was commit
ted and prove that the prisoner was
not there when he did 1t, he could not
possibly have done it." And he sagely
added. w cannot divest ourselves OF
common sense in a court Of justice"
OF similar character was an axiom
he once delivered himself of. which
has been maliciously fathered on many
other occupants Of the bench, III evei
there was a case Of clearer evidence
than this case, this case IL that case"
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
molly aR0ANlNQ.
~. 81, Of Worldly Pleasure In ~
Seventeenth Century. II

prcs,e gives a graphic picture OF tn
st+,,ude o, the kirk Of Scotland q
worldly pleasures during The seve?
,ssrfh century. Cheerfulness. especial
" when II rose TO laughter. was to b
- r5ad against. Smiling might occa
s,nroI,y he allowed; still. being Gag
M, nsstime, IT was Il sin to smile q
sunday. No husband should kiss b
wife and no mother her chiid on tn1
sabbath day. Testing was incompats
vi. with A holy and serious life. III
ministers were given much to wee1
inc rroanins and lamentations. On4
the Rev. Alexander Dunlop. was notel
for his "holy groan." To engage In th,
frivolous art of writing poems va,
condemned Men should not dispos.
themselves with music; dancing was
.serious SIM" joyousness even at
christening was a scandal. One shouI(
speak and walk with gravity and %
,emnity: he should not enjoy his Din
ner. only the ungodly relished food
The great object OF life was to Be In
state of atfiiction. Whatever pleased
the senses was to suspected. Whatsvs
was natural was wrong. Tho church
men grew sour in countenance. harsl
In voice. Joy and love disappeared o
were forced to hide in obscure coenefa
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
Ancient Egyptian stones.

0tones were formed into the shapes
- beetles by the ancient Egyptians.
3hay regarded the beetle as un en-
eann Of Immortality, and hence it was
- most popular Of all forms Of Or
0AAent Counterfeit beetles of COM
0O stones were commonly buried
W1th dead persons, and 1t was custom
~ to engrave upon them the express
0oa Of wishes for future repose and
Aappiness. dedications Of the soul to
Cd and various hieroglyphs. One Of
- latter was a hawk with q human
Aaad, symbolizing resurrection. An
1eAes. the vulture. meant maternity. A
,UDoae was the son Of Z king.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
HORSES AND D0NKEys.
Early Habits That ponnsstieasien Hs~s
Not Eradloatsd.

A1Sty sb&s
Not Eradleatsd.
A curious question In evolution was
0ncs put to scientist prominent IN the
aneyice Of the government. "Why In
r. some one asked. that horses shy
end donkeys do not?"
The answer was to the following ef'
1Det:
Ths ancestors OF the horse were ac-
etomed to roam over the plains
OAsre every tuft Of grass or ousn
light conceal an enemy waiting In
ambush: In these circumstances tne'
annst have time and again saved the
Avss by quickly starting back or else
kuddenly jumping to one side wh g
Wathout warning some strange Object
,nnneared TO them Tht habit mus
NeVo indeed been a strong one, seeinl
~ 80 many years OF domest1caaoe
neve not eradfcated 1t.
On the other hand, the donkey Is de-
.nennded from animals that lived among
- hills, with the usual precipices and
,nnarerous declivities, and from these
ppuditions, 1t would appear. there re
-ated its slowness and sure footedneSs
n donkey's ancestors were not. then.
- liable to sudden attacks from wild
bnasts and snakes. Moreover. sudden
a,d wild starts would have been pos
nedvely dangerous to the donkey's for
bars. Consequently they learned to
avoid the characteristic trick OF the
Aoese. The habit OF eating thistles, pc
ealiar to the donkey, seems also TO
have been inherited from its ancestors.
n the dry, barren localities they in
Aabited there was often very little
1ppd; therefore they learned to eat the
Aard. dry and even prickly plants and
0ndergrowth when nothing else pre-
aoted itself.-New York Tribune.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-02-24
Too Much For Hi, Mind.

my first impulses" walled the sad
eyed individual. ARE invariably good
In fact l think that l may ventur,
without fear Of undue exaggcration tC
say that they are very good. But
never act on them. I always act or
second thoughts. This trait in my char
acter has ruined my career. because
my second thoughts are always bad
In fact. think may say without feal
Of Misrepresentation that they'r,
punk"
"Well," suggested be who was lis
tening. why don't you wait unit
third thoughts and act on themT
Mournfully. despondently. the sac
eyed individual shook his head.
my dear SIR" he groaned. II neveI
had three successive thoughts abou
anything In my life. fe."-Exchange