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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
Tho Troubles Of a French Academici


The candidate, once elected, is bound
to pronounce a harangue before he is
allowed to take part in the work of
the noble body. The director who hap
pens to be in Office answers him. This
Grafton is invariably or at least should
be, composed first Of thanks, more or
less humble. for the great honor con
ferred, then Of a panegyric Of the hap
py ones predecessor. And. oh. how
difficult that sometimes must be! More
than one has rushed to the encyclope-
dia, then to the libraries. so as to get
some clear notion Of the illustrious ex.
immortal! Then fate is often ironical
A historian may have to celebrate the
talent of writer Of light comedies. a
legitimist may have to praise Social,
list, or else the newly elected member
may have to speak Of his most inti-
mate enemy.-Jeanne Mairet In At
lantic.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
A Modern and Up-tO-Date Resort Hotel

JcnhinS. pastor Z. the church. we c.
sire to promote the social. missionary
and Biblical welfare Of the church and
to increase the membership and at
tendance. AS to civic affairs, we eX-
pect to take up matters that concern
the public in Kansas City. especially
where there is right and wrong
Public Fairgrounds and an undesirable
liquor license. as examples. will re-
ceive our active support or opposition.
Our physician members will interest
the club In lectures on pure milk, tu-
berculosis and the public health gen.
orally"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
JUDGE IN HAMS CASE.
Garrett J. Gxrretson and His Notable
judicial Career.

Garrett J. Gsrretson and His Notable
Judicial Career.
Judge Garrett J. Garretson. who pre-
sides over the court before which Cap
tain Peter g. Hams was brought to
stand trial on the charge Of murder,
has had long experience on the
bench. He was born July 16, 1S47, and
has been a lifelong resident of Queens
county, N. Y, in which the killing of w.
e. Annis by Captain Hams took place.
After receiving liberal education
he was admitted to the bar in Decem-
Der, 1869. and in a few years acquired
a lucrative practice. In 1872 he was
elected school commissioner for the
Second district Of Queens county. In
1880 he became surrogate Of Queens
county by appointment from Governor
Cornell to fill out an unexpired term.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
Expert Advice.

Maud Is troubled, and, like many per-
sons in trouble, she lays her heart bare
before the editor. She writes in:
"Dear Editor-Knowing that you
can solve the hardest questions with
one hand tied behind your back, I
want to ask you a delicate question.
If you had two positions, equally de-
sirable, offered, which would you take
MAUD"
We cannot say offhanded, Maudie,
but we think we would.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
Aid to Civic Welfare.

A church organization Of men that
will take an interest in the civic well
fare of Kansas City was formed at a
dinner the other night at the Linwood
Boulevard Christian church.
This club will be social Organiza-
ton with four other objects besides
the civic one" said the Rev. BurriS A.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
The Cold, Sweet Spring.

The season comes when verdure young
Peeps through the gray of wintry cold.
Uncertain season. ever sung
By poets since the world was old.
or this at least we may be sure
AS day by day the plot unfolds
Well catch a cold that will endure.
No balm for 1t the springtme holds.
And so each blessed season l
The verdure view with streaming
lamps.
It's all because the seasons shy
On dry and very long on damps.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14


high; cellar
The
Of $3O0O
2, T. Archit
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14

He was nominated by the Republicans
for county Judge in 1885 and was elect
ed by a majority Of lat over Benja-
min w. Downing.
Judge Garretson's conduct on the
bench so won the confidence Of the
people Of his county that In 1891 he
was unanimously renominated by the
Republicans and reelected by ma
jority Of 3,113 over his Democratic op-
ponent. At the same election Governor
Flower carried the county by 1854 ma
jority. He was promoted few years
later to the supreme bench Of the
state. His rulings in the Hams trial.
which has attracted so much attention
because Of the sensational nature Of
the case and the prominence Of the
families involved, have been charac-
terized as very fair and we'll considered
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14

you said last week, sir, that you
would raise my salary"
$50 l did. and it was all l could do.
I don't know where Pm to raise it this
week"-New York Herald.
If anybody is dying to have you re-
form him you can bet that the Job
isn't worth while.
A knocker isn't necessarily out nail
ing lies.
A society man is one who has no
business in the world.
AS soon as the impossible happens it
isn't.
Paying taxes is a painful operation,
and the doctors can do nothing for It,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
Not So Accommodating.

"They couldn't get along at all to-
gether. Nothing that she did seemed
to please him, and nothing that he did
pleased her"
"Why didn't she leave him?"
"She was afraid that would give
him too much satisfaction, and she
considered it her duty as wife to
stay and make him trouble"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14

Hard to Choose.
HE looks mis-
cradle and all run
down."
"Yes; he is a
wreck"
what is he
suffering from?"
Ills friends are
divided in their
opinion. Il h e y
ca MT d eel d e
W h e t er it Is
mother-in-laW or
Indigestion"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
Place to Get Them

Place to Get Them.
"He has been minister for forty
years."
"What wonderful collection Of but
tons he must have"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14

YOUR MONEY BACK IF WHAT
you buy here is not exactly as re-
presented. Evans Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
GIRL WANTED

A GIRL. OVER IS, WANTED TO
work in store. Tom Karakatsm,
408 East Market street. 1t
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
EMPLOYMENT OFFICES

FOR SALE-ONE 5-HORSE pow
er boiler and engine. Also SO.
inch band saw. Inquire Wishkah
Single Co.. North Aberdeen. 74-tf
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. SHEET
Music and supplies of all kinds
for musicians and music pupils.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
Ass1F1ED.
DRUGS AND SUNDRIES.

WATERWAYS IDEAL FOUNTAIN
Pens lead all. In all sizes ut
Evans Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1909-06-14
BOOKS, STATIONERY AND MUSIC

HEADQUARTERS FOR MAGAZINES
and books. Evans Drug Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
A WOMA Ms BACK
The Aches and pains Will Dis
appear if the Advice of This
Morris Citizen is Followed.

A woman's back has many aches
and pains.
Most times tbs the kidneys fault
Backache is really kidney ache;
That's why Doan's Kidney Pills
cure it.
Many Morris women know this -, {,
Read what one has to say about it:
Mrs. Howard Clark, Fourth street.
Morris, Mimi, says: MY kidneys did
not act properly and the secretions
were very unnatural. My back ached,
was lame and there was not NOM
ent when l was free from pain Up
on rising in the morning I felt lam
guild and was so sore that / could
hardly get up. At last / heard about
Doan's Kidney Pills and procured a
box at Krueger's drug store. They
helped me so much that l feel ] can
recommend them as an excellent
remedy
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name oan's-and.
take no other.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
DONNELLY

Miss Hattie Olson was Morris visi-
tor last Tuesday,
Mr.. J. johnson of Morris was visit
ing his father-in-law Mr.. P. Olson
the first of the week.
Mr.. Brown of Litchfield is in Don
nelly shaking hands with his many
acquaintance.
Mr.. Shinzel, of Campbell, Mimi, is
here visiting his sister Mrs. J. G. Pet
erson.
Mrs. Peter Schauls was visiting her
parents Mr.. and Mrs. Longueville
last week.
Mr.. Logan of Iowa, is here visiting
his sons Edward, Bert and John and
daughter Margaret this week.
All the boarders have broad smile
on their face as the hotel has been
newly painted and papered.
Mr.. S. Fl. Davis, of Doran, MINI,
was Donnelly visitor last Thursday.
Mr.. F. Tosney returned from the
Northern part of Minnesota last week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
PEPPERTON

Free-To every farmer bringing lie
thirty dozen eggs during the month
of April we will give one patent egg
case holding - dozen eggs free OF
charge. Each time you bring in eggs
we will give you a slip with number of
dozen and when your slips amount to
thirty dozens, one of our fancy egg
cases is yours. Highest market price
paid for all produce. I. @. Danielson.
Wesley and Willie Ernst visited
with M. Satzer on Sunday.
Florence Goette is working for Mrs.
J. W. Foster in Alberta at present.
Theo. Shoemaker and family, Carl
and Mary Andert, Rosy and Lidia
Ernst and HI. Unvergazt and family
visited at VIM. Gausman's on Sunday.
Mr.. F. Andert and daughters Mary
and Lena transacted business at M or
ris Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernst visited with A.
W. Andert on Sunday.
Frank Barard had the misfortune to
cut his hand on Tuesday.
Mr.. J. Gin and son John returned
from the cities OH Saturday. He
brought new two seated. buggy and
a safe.
Frank Eddy ships his sheep from
Chokio on Friday.
Mr.. Wescott leaves the Eddy farm
aud Mr.. Harris will take possession in
a few days. Mr.. Wescott intends to go
to Swift county, s. D. His friends wish
him success.
Mr.. E. G. Schlattman is teaching in
district 80. He is taking Miss Ruth
Roberts's place while she is sick.
Mr.. III. Zimmerman sold horse to
E. Herbs of Delano, Mimi. He return
ed home Saturday.
Mr.. Aug. Zimmerman, of Delano,
Mimi, was visiting relatives and
friends. He arrived Tuesday returning
Saturday.
Report of school district No. A,
month ending March 26th 1909.
Number of scholars enrolled II.
Perfect attendance certificates were
issued to Henry Ennen, Andrew En-
men and Joseph Ennen.
Anna WeltZin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
500 Reward. $500.

The readers CT this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to
cure in all its sta ges, and that is catarrh.
Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity
Catarrh being constitutional disease,
requires a constitutional treatment.
Halls Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. thereby roying
the foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do.
ing it's work. The proprietors have so
much faith in it's curative powers that
they offer one hundred dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list of
testimonials,
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa
ton.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Lippert were
visiting friends in Alberta last Satur-
day.
Thomas Anderson transacted busi-
ness in Alberta last Monday.
Henry Gilman was Morris visiter
Thursday.
Pvt. Farwell of troop G.. 4th Cav,
Fort Smelling is expected home soon
for visit with his parents here.
Numerous focks Of ducks and other
spring birds are here now in large
quantities.
Torval Hanson was an Alberta cal
Ter last Saturday.
Joseph Ludwig returned to Alberta
last Friday and is enroute to Beardsley
Miss Rosa Henricksen is working
for Mrs. L. M. Larson now.
The Great Northern bridge crew
have been very busy during the past
! week fixing some new fixtures on the
big bridge over Muddy creek. The
large cakes of ice that are floating
down the creek are very hard on the
pillars.
The youngest child of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Groskrentz has been very i'll
during the past week.
o. R. Eystad and son were Morris
visitors last Friday.
Ell. T. Bahr was transacting business
in Morris last Saturday.
Calvin Foster and hired man drove
to Alberta Saturday afternoon.
Peter Hanson returned home last
week from Almena, Wis, where he
had been consulting with DIR. John
Till of that place.
Willie Rentz was in Alberta last
Saturday for his mali.
Max and Willie Kruger were out
wagon riding last Saturday breaking
that fine four year old black of theirs.
Messrs. George Wolterstorff and
Louis Hoyer were in Alberta Saturday
for load of corn.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Beef Cattle, COWS and heifers, $685.
A Turk Who Wanted to Know.

He was very wealthy landlord and
a descendant Of the old sultans OF
Marash and Albistan. He would ask
us every question under the sun-from
the history Of the royal family to the
views Of the English on matrimony;
whether England was smaller than
London and which belonged to France;
how much bigger the Turkish feet,
was than the combined ornaments OF
England, France and Russia and what
was the fashionable costume at home.
We drew elaborate maps OF the world
for his benefit on paper six inches by
eight inches and the most artistic and
faithful portraits Of trains, steamers
and hanson cabs. And think I may
say with perfect confidence that, after
gravely discussing our statements with
his servants and neighbors, he disbe
lieved them all with perfect impartial
ity.-"Notes From aSDiary In Asiatic
Turkey"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
A Homemade Barometer.

Take one-quarter ounce Of pulverized
camphor, sixty-two grains of pulver-
lied nitrate of potassium and thirty
one grains of nitrate of ammonia and
dissolve in two ounces Of alcohol. Put
the solution in a long. slender bottle.
closed at the top with piece of blad-
der containing pin hole to admit air.
says the Metal Worker When rain is
coming the solid particles will tend
gradually to mount. little crystals
forming in the liquid, which otherwise
remains clear. II high winds are ap-
preaching the liquid will become as If
fermenting, while film of solid parti-
cles forms on the surface. During fair
weather the liquid will remain clear
and the solid particles will rest at the
bottom.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Virago.

The word "virago," which dfctiona.
ries now define as meaning "a bold,
impudent, turbulent woman, terma-
CANT" originally signified, both by der.
ivation and in use, just manly WON
an, in the sense Of a heroine or anna
zon. When Plautus spoke of servant
maid as "virago," he merely meant
that she was strapping young wom-
an, and the Romans applied the word
with no intention Of irreverent rude
ness to Diana and Minerva. The Vul-
gate even has "virago" simply for wo-
man, as the name given by Adam to
his helpmate. In Latin the word new
er became twisted into the unkindly
sense that has come about in English.
London Notes and Queries.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
ASKS US TO PRINT
Tells How to Prepare a Simple
Mixture to Overcome Disease.


To relieve the worst form of Rheu.
matism, take teaspoonful of the fol-
lowing mixture after each meal and
at bedtime:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces.
These harmless ingredients can be
obtained from our home druggists, and
are easily mixed by shaking them well
In bottle. Relief is generally felt
from the first few doses.
This prescription forces the clogged-
up, inactive kidneys to filter and strain
from the blood the poisonous waste
matter and uric acid which causes
Rheumatism.
AS Rheumatism is not only the most
painful and torturous disease, but dam
gerous to life, this simple recipe will
no doubt be greatly valued by many
sufferers here at home, who should at
once prepare the mixture to get this
relief.
1t is said that person who would
take this prescription regularly, a dosS
or two daily, or even few times a
week, would never have serious Kid
ney or Urinary disorders or Rheuma-
tism.
Cut this out and preserve it. Good
Rheumatism prescriptions which real
ly relieve are scarce, indeed, and when
you need it, you want it badly.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
A Aedoe of Roses.

1t is not generally known what de-
hghtful feature rose hedge may be-
come, even in the villa garden, or such
would more often be planted in lieu
Of the ubiquitous privet. Where the
area of the garden is limited or where
only a moderately high hedge is de-
sired for encircling the rose garden
or bordering a tennis lawn selection
should be made from the China or
monthly roses, the Japanese or rugosa
roses and the Austrian briers. Ii the
garden is very sheltered some OF the
stronger growing Of the dwarf teas
could be utilized, and from the free
towering polyantha group delightful
little hedges can be made that would
grow to hedge of three or four feet
Gardener.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Good Stock for Stevens Co.

In taking about the desireability of
good stock for Stevens county recent
y, E. V. Daubenberger, of Chokio,
said:-
1.-THE Stevens county farmer should
no longer be satisfied with inferior
live stock. His intelligence, devotion
and ambition should lead to discard all
farm animals for breeding that are not
of some improved variety. He may
not engage in the rearing of pedigreed
stock as speciality but should at least
introduce sufficient amount of good
blood to bring the standard of merit
within hailing distance of the demands
of the best buyers in the market,
aside from mere satisfaction of being
surrounded by animals of attractive
form and character.
Successful farmers every where
find that it pays to grade up the farm
stock to a point where it will escape
the competition of the great host of
scrubs that are drug in every market
of the world.
"Well bred breeding animals can be
had at prices within reach of all, they
do not require any luxurious quarters
and with any kind of decent treat
ment will grow fast into money. A
low grade herd of cattle can be trans
formed into one of uniform type and
color in the shortest possible time by
the use of the Aberdeen Angus Bull"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

The latest thing in toasts comes from
Doncaster and was responded to by
the father of twelve daughters. who
claims that he ought to know.
ITO the ladies-to their sweetness we
give love, to their beauty admiration
and to their hats the whole pavement.
London Telegraph.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

"What's safety match, dad?"
/ "a safety match, my lad" answered
the father, occurs when a baldheaded
man marries an. armless woman
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

$50 your boy Josh has become an in
ventorr'
eyes," answered Farmer Cornt0ssel.
'He has invented lot Of labor saving
devices"
"What are theyY
Excuses for not working. Wash
ington Star.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17

Australians demanding
yet has not found importers
felt called and oogze.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17
GAS On The STOMACH
The Experience Of a Minneapolis
Woman in Finding a Remedy
for Indigestion.

The symptoms Of stomach trouble
vary. Some victims have a ravenous
appetite, some loathe the sight of food.
Often there is a burning sensation in
the stomach and feeling as of weight
on the chest. Sometimes the gas presses
on the heart and leads the sufferer TO
think he has heart disease. Sick head
ache is frequent and distressing symp-
TOM The tonic treatment for stomach
trouble is comparatively new idea but
1T is sound in principle and shows sat1s-
factory results in cases where other
treatment had failed.
Mrs. j. s. Wilder, a saleslady, of No.
33S Ninth street, s. E., Minneapolis.
Mimi, found no relief from stomach
trouble until she tried Dr. Williams
Pink Pills. Speaking of her case, Mrs.
Wilder says:
"About four years ago was suffer
ing with stomach trouble, which was
brought on by irregular and hurried
eating. / was confined to nv bed for
three days at time with headaches
due to bilionsness. My stomach felt as
though there was lump in it and the
gas oh my stoiAdcH gave me aWIui us
tress. | had severe pains in my back,
my complexion was sallow and was
nervous and irritable It made me short
of breath to go up stairs. In the morn.
ing there would be brown coating on
my tongue.
The doctor gave me only temporary
relief and after I had been sick for a
year | tried Dr. Williams Pink Pills
upon the advice of friend. The pills
worked wonders for me. They hesped
me after a fair trial and then made a
rapid cure. can eat a hearty meal
now without distress and can work
every day. / always praise DR. Will
liams Pink Pills and shall never be
without them.
Sufferers from dyspepsia in any form.
who have found their condition unre-
ieved or actually growing worse while
using ordinary remedies, would do well
to try DR.. Williams Pink Pills. They
are sold by all druggists or direc. by
mail, postpaid, on receipt Of price, soc.
per box; six boxes, $780, A diet book
viii be sent free, on application to the
DR.. Williams Medicine Company, Sehe.
neetady, II. Y.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17
JAPANESE ASSIMILATION.

Joubtfl white
quality pride; they have IT. lndd
Aaie; do
they might well hesitate to risk blood mixture
which could make fol infeiority
Assimilation good scientific enforced
Before Moors
than they been since;
and the mixture Spanish blood the
of
Europe the kind
qualities that either neutrazed better
put Ton thosew worke evil
is experiment would
be
category if it
might be
powe and become a pest They alone
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17

If the policy sole attention Of Prince Ito
hostile Russian movement easily
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17

This is one of the old stories told by
Henry Ciews. of Trasers, the New
York stammering wit. Mr. Clews al
ways insists that the average Wall
Street broker is the most honest Of
men t4Travers,' said Mr.. Clews, was
once invited to be guest at yacht
regatta. The waters Of Newport Tar-
her were covered with a. beautiful
squadron Mr.. Travers found that
each yacht belonged to banker or
broker. He gazed blankly into the
distance for a time, and then inquired
softly: .W-w-w-where are the c-c-cus-
toners yachts?' .
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17

Mosquitoes getting plentiful the time is about
Honolulu cleaning day.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-17

Ever since entering the train, two
stations back, the Yankee in England
had: been talking about the speed with
which buildings were erected across
the water Finally, to cap the climax,
he told OF twenty story building
which was started and finished in one
month. His fellow passengers had
given up all hope that he would ever
stop, when hnrly Yorkshireman
turned to him. saying: why, mon,
that's nowt. At home I'VE seem .en1
laying foundations for rowso' houses
in the morning when I'm sgoin' to
work, and at night when come back
they're turning t people out for back
rent