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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-04-10
Elk Fuel Co., II w. Third So.
Cleanliness and heat. Phones $50.
THE ESSENCE OF ECONOMY.
CWa shinEton HeraldO

Secretary Crowley of the Cattle Rails
ers' association praised the other day
i'm Galveston the cowboy automobile
The cowboy automobile has come to
stav" he said a cowboy at the
wheel can handle a hundred times as
many steers as a cowboy in the sad
die"
But the EXPENSE" said an English
rancher.
cts cheaper in the long run" said
Colonel Crowley. Il don't believe in
cheese-p pairing on these western plains
Of ours. Cheese pairing out here, amid
this bounteous nature looks as ridicu-
lous as the tactics of the ST. Joseph
miseT.
There are. you know, two famous
misers in st. JOseph-twO old bache-
Iors. of course. The old miser called
on the Younger the other night ana
found him sitting in the dark. lie III
up. however. when he found there was
a mortgage paper to be examined Yes.
he lit up a. small candle But as soon
as the paper was read through he blew
out the candle again.
Why did YOU do that" his guest
a little offended, asked.
o. Now. nv dear sir said the host,
can't we talk Just as we'll in the dark
OF course We can, and think now II
saves the candle
so they talked on. Money, money
money. But the host noticed strange
sounds coming from his guests chair
strange creaks and rustlings-and al
last ne said:
&" What are you doing there, any
way?'
why said the other, its dark and
nobody can see me, so 1 thought Ia
/ take off my trousers and save wear
oD1 faorf''
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MISSIONARIES WIFE
PRAISES CUTICURA
Daughters Head Encrusted with
DandruH-Feared she WouId Lose
her Hair-Many Treatments were
Futile Baby had MiIk-Crust.
BOTH CHILDREN CURED
BY FAMOUS REMEDIES

" For several years my husband was
a missionary IN the Southwest, and We
were living on the edge Of the desert at
an elevation Of nearly FIVE thousand
...-- livery one IN that high and dry
atmosphere has more or less trouble
N.Ia dandruf and nv daughters scalp
.a"ane so enCrusted with it that l was
alarmed for fear she would lose all her
arr which vas very heavy. After
spending between five and SIX dollars
.|' various remedies, in desperation l
bought cake Of CuticUra Soap and
1"E u Cuticura Ointment. After rub
.1g the Cuticura Ointment thoroughly
...H the roots Of the hair. / gently
.Impcd the crust Of dsndruff free from
me scalp, and then gave her head a
thorough shampoo with the CUticura
Soap. This left the scalp beautifully
..-aI and free from dandruh, and after
.'. nalr was dry, l again rubbed the
'llgura Ointment, this time SpaTingly,
mo the roots. and / am happy to say
mat the CuticuTa Remedies were a
complete success. y Ny troubles with
7a7u-Ih we're over, although for long
-.na atterward / used the Cuticura
fment as st first after shampoOing,
..'en kept the scalp and roots Of the
.Hr moist / have used successfully
.0a tuuCUra Remedies for sO-called
0-ld-crust' on baby's head. and have
never found anything to equal them.
, Hl are az liberty to publish this letter,
ilT do sincerely believe that the Cuti-
,-Ta Remedies are a blessing to man
s.ld. Mrs. J. A. Darling, BIO Fifth
2'-- Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 1908"
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WEARING OF THE GREEN"


Through Ciutral Park wan mornin' I hap
pinned for 20 pass.
And iverywhere 1 saw the sign of "Plaze
Kape off the Grass.
An, siversl big policemen-I thought
them mighty mean
Were chasin' little childer for the Wear
ing Of the Green.
/ sought a billiard parlor to play a game
OF two.
7 tried A nnasse shot an ripped the cush-
ion Wild me cue;
yvhin up an came the marker, all smilin'
an serene,
ing OF the Green.
met a fly detective upon his way to
court. a..
His lift hand hid a farmer an his rlgnt
hand gripped a sport.
axed him why he'd nabbed thim' his
answers, bright an keen:
We're iailin' green goods sharpers TOT
the Wearing OF the Green
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Easter WAIST
ere are two striking reduc-
tons.

Here are two striking redUc-
tons.
A beautiful line of messalins
silk waists. in all the new
shades Some are tailored styles
others daintily tucked and trim
med with plated ruffle. $50
values for 1886
4 very pretty model-front
trimmed with rows Of embToid-
cry Joined beading and val lace.
yoke of alternating rows of val.
cluny extending to the should
eTs. Open back. trimmed with
clusters of tUcSs and val. lace.
sleeves to match. Special, 1875.
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LAY NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Eduard Mario
Mrs. Snyder. Violin obligato, Mr.. Nettle-
ton.
OffertOry ...............''Ave Maria. Trio
Piano Irene Kelley; violin, Mr.. Nettleton;
orgsnist.
Anthem, THE Resurrection" .-..--......
........-.............H Harry Rowe Shelley
Choir. Soil. Mrs Daily. Miss Cresson
and Miss Mills.
OIsan postlude. "Hallelujah" .Hande
Evening
Organ prelude. Easter Prelude" ....
.-----.--. .--...-... ----..--.:: Guilmanl
Anthem, THE Resurrection $1,000.
-----.--l1 X. SBelleA
Choir.
Soprano solo, Easter Dawn" ..Woodmar
Mrs. Charles Daily; violin, Mr. Nettleton
Baritone sole, THE Voice Triumphant
ss..ss----.. .rr.---s---s 80. .s.---s.. soeuiE
MI Claude J. Nettleton.
Offertory.
Easter Cantata, The Risen King.
.......... .............-..P. a. Schneckel
Soloists: Miss Greeson. Miss Schraciz
Miss Heckner. Miss Allenb3uSh, Mis-:
Mills. Mr.. Brown
Organ pOstlude.
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Nuticurs Ointment is one Of the most
successful cUratives for torturing, dis
.E-ung hUmOrs Of the skin and scalp,
moulding loss Of hair, ever compounded,
7 proof Of which q single amounting
with it. preceded by a hot bath with
'ltcura Soap, and followed. when
Necessary. bv a mild dose Of CuticuTa
besoivent Qioui6 or pills is often
sl-fcient 70 afford immediate relief Of
itching, burning and scaly humors,
eo7emas, irritatiOns and inflsmmstions,
permit rest and slsep, and point to a
speedy cure when sll else fails.
sod throuzhout The world. Potter Drug 4
zen Corp. sole Props BostoB. Mass.
3 Nailed FFec, CUtseura Book ca Skiz Diseases.
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First M. {. Church.

Morning
organ prelude. Easter Chimes" .......
-.-. ........--. -.ChauveC-DubOis
Anthem "Hosdnuah' Jules Granier
RAYMOND Brown and choir
Soprano solo. Hear We, Israeli from
Elijah CONGRATULATIONS MendelssOhn
Auuice DOrmau Beldeu.
..gtraltO solo. This Is Thy Easter
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SYSTEM.
CChicago Tribune

victim, disposed to grumble)-You have
-ob5ed ne before I've been IN town nan
= F"otpad-Yes; this is a pay-as-you-en-
ter town.
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ST. Saurs.

At St. PauTs Episcopal church at Il
o clock and S y. H.. the fun vested choir.
assisted by AsCheT COwan, viOlinist. will
render specially prepared program. The
soIoists will be Miss Florence Z. Locke,
Miss Rene Redman, Mrs. G. Z. Perkins.
Miss Fora Shaw. NJ. J. Brines, W. L.
Sharpe. The evening service will be a
festival musical service. The program for
II a. m. is.
Professional "Allelula' ..................1f2
Anthem, Christ Our Passover Chapel
Te Deum ........................" king Hall
-Jubiiate --.-...'.'''''..-- .Scnubert
Ascher Cowan.
Eyrie, Gloria Tibi, Credo .Cruickshank
Soprano solo. "Hosanna' ........G ranieT
Miss Florence Locke.
Anthem. Awake. Glad Sour Schneider
Offertory, "Benediction" ......... GounOd
"Sursum COrda. Sanctus' 90. Cruickshank
'Agnus Del ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Maker
Gloria in Excelsus" odd Chant
''Nunc Dimittis' -.-..-...----.....B Beethoven
Recessional, Jesus Lives .... Gauntlet
At the evening service Miss Redman
viii sing Il Know That Ny Redeemer
Miss Locke and Mr.. Cowan viii be heard
in solos.
The choir: Sopranos-Niss Florence Z.
Locke, Miss Rene Redman. Miss Marie
BerkhOel, Miss Rose Howard, Mabelle
HOOyer. Miss Fora Shaw. Miss Jose
Prime BOtsford, Miss Bessie Berry,
Miss Agnes Sharpe. Miss Aarg Emer-
son. Miss Rene Baker Miss Ethel
Shepherd.
AItos-Mrs. c r Perkins. Miss Susan
Wilton, Miss V. DOty. Miss Grace
Wilton. Miss Edith Belees.
Tenors-A. E Rodwell. A. E. Enoch, John
Bassos-w. E. sharpe. Edr. Davidson,
William Churchill. II. A. whitehall.
Organist and choirmaster-JOhn B. Berk-
hOel
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EASTER MUSIC

E OF a lore
scale o be o 0 the
services will add
character OF ne
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First Congregational.

Voluntary 1..--
Audaute RcliEiosJ -..---.----J4 l3s ~ i -
spring Song ----------------- ...-. lt9iiln9
Quartet "The Lord Is Risen Sullivan
Solo. MY Hope Is in the Everlasting
..... ..-... ...... ..---- --------- otdllltl
mr.. BriueS.
Quartet "The strife Is Ger .----.-..
solo. ION Wings Of Living Light ---.--
. -.-- -.-... 1900. Hammond
lfr- Smith
U-rartory. Spring Song" MendeissOhn
T1sf1ude FanJaSIa in c. minor Bach
Mrs. A. =. Peters, soprano
Miss Edna Conn. COntraltO-
ST. j. BriueS. tenor
Erred j.. Smith. bassO-
Tracy Y Cannon. OrCaniSt.
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Kayser' $ SILK Gloves
Because of House Clean
Ing Time. Interest VIII
Center IN This Unusual
Reduction Sale.
Carpets and Rugs

The best makes Of Administer
1926 values for S175: $500 values
for $3.50; $1.75 values for s1-2o.
Wiltons-S225 values for s1.75.
Velvets-S1.6j values for Sf.20;
S1.35 for 9Oc
Tapestry-S values for 75c.
9xI2-AxminsteT Rugs-FIoren and
Oriental patterns. $3.50 for $3.50.
9x12 Velvet-S32.5 80 for $3.50,
9X12 Tapestry $500 for $3.50.
9x12 Tapestry-s20.O0 for $3.50.
27x54 Administer RUg-s5.50 values
for $3.50.
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lift Methodist EpiscopaI Church.

Morning service at II a m.
Voluntary ........ Miss Marguerite Duvali
Hymn. For a Thousand Tongues to
Sing ......... ...-........ Congregation
PRAYER.
Solo. Message Of the Lilies" Ninnietti
Miss Lucille Hill.
Anthem. Resurrection" Leslie
Choir.
Responsive reading, fourth Sunday special
Offertory.
Solo. 20. Jesus. Thou Are Standing
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Lyle c. True
Mrs. II. Kirkm an.
Easter sermon by the PASTOR
Anthem, Now Is Christ Risen Leslie
Choir.
Solo. ''HOsanna' -.--.-.-...-.....-..G era leT
Miss Ruby Christensen.
HYMN. "AH Hail the Power Of Jesus
Name -...-... .COngTe CATION
BenedictiOn.
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Now that you have selected
your Spring Suit, don't you
think you need an
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-04-10

At the First Presbyterian church there
will be no program except the cantata,
Death and Life" by Harry Rose Shelly,
which will be given at both the morning
and evening services. There VIII be an
offertOTy number by a string quartette.
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Today will be the last
day of the greatest sale
Of Jewelry Novelties
Salt Lake ever saw

Leather bags up to S14.e5 for 1896.
14-kt gold or sterling silver
brooches at half price
14-kt. gold or sterling silver scarf
pins up to 1915 at s1.95.
14-kt. gold or sterling silver bar
rettes, values up to 1896 for s1.95.
Hat pins up to 1896 for 95c.
Solid gold front waist sets, values
IN 10 $685. for 81 SO
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MEMS
CORNER

Saturday morning we place on
sale a line of hose, the value Of
which are the best We have ever
given for % cents-five for $40.
This line comprises all the new,
neat shades. suede. navy and sky
blue. light and dark grays, tar
with white stripe, garnet, green
and dark tan.
Negiigee shirts. values up to g,
for S1.00.
Muslin robes. % and s. cents,
worth. s100
Handkerchiefs for top coats. New
patterns, two for . cents. Resu-
lar three for 800.
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Lace Curtain Sale

Irish Point and Brussels Net
$3.50 for $500; $500 for $3.50. $500
for $500: $3.50 for $40; $50 for
500; $50 for 500; 1000 for $3.50
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St. Mary's Cathedral.

...- Mill sing Grand Italian Mass No I,
.- rs.-ul. with violin and cello accom-
Eminent The program will be;
Voluntary. violin 900 Edward F1tzpatrick
.-arI Festival Mass -------------- Pacim
---rri Creator ------------------ IA HdCHe
Georse Soffe.
lsr..furv. ''RegluI COeli -.------ werner
-5-rarlos-Nirs J. Hal Moore. Mrs. c.
T. Shade. Mrs. J. Rumel, Mrs. kath-
r.an FitZDatriCk Atkins. Misses Lilly
ry1cIan. Mac O'NeH, Florence O'Neil.
Margaret Harley. Mildred Cuddy,
F-au6 Delaney. MAZDA Hegney.- Marie
f-rftard. Bessie Tullis. Ruby Daniels.
tr-as-Nfrs Minnie GOss Kingdom,
Misses Emily EUntZ. Alice Farrell.
Tanors-AIessTs. Oswald Veltz, A. J, Du-
ouesne. Charles Rupptasing.
E.-eos-MessTs. George SOffe, Norman
Vote. otto Neiderweiser, w J. Hack
rI- Charles Driscoll. Edmund Condor,
-.re:sfs-AIrs. Kathleen Fitzpatrick At
Efus Misses Florence O'Nell. Mae
D.NeH. Alice Farrell, Emily kuntz,
Norman Vote, George SOffe.
E.p-u-Edward Fitzpatrick.
u-saufst and Director-Miss Nora Glea-
v.-ners ana benediction viii be given
"a. --al f1 Che evening. and the music VIII
Doe bv the combined chclrs of the cathe-
.r.r The program viii be-
v.-aere .--....--....--.-----.-..- Gregorian
Regina JUClt .----.----s-.--..'.- NCLi i
o. SaiUtaris OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Tfes la-.
Tautum Ergo ..-------------- - 100
rr-date D1minJm -------------- hOstMl6
S7lofzt-NIiss Mildred Cuddy-
VfaTius-Iohu krOuse. Carl Springman'
Walter AUres. Emily Pfister.
Al the o'clock mass the 81 Oecllld
chorus of sixty voices viii sing Inc pro
gram viii be- -
Easter Time. ,----.--------'------- % lIol
Regina Coel' ..----.--.-.'.--.-- l,,,I 49,
Notwithstanding Krouse. Carl Springman
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Lace and Insertion

Zoe and 20c values at Jc-Bargain department
Artificial Fiowers-from last seasons stock
soc to $500 values for Zoe.
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decided on the draped arrangement Tor my
photograph
And don't put your hair up in any IN
usual way cautioned the i4pewM'e,
Girl "A very good friend of mine mad
her pictures taken shortly before the holi-
DAYS. and i'm preparation she went 10
hair dresser and was MARCHED ana puiieu
and fuffed and made very, very Deautii VI
according to the present fashlon. "heh
she received the proofs she beheld an eN-
ceIIent likeness of almost any one OF the
wax heads to be seen in the show windows
o beauty parlor. So that AFTERNOON
she brushed out her hair herself tossed II
mn on ton of her head III the careless
hooking knot which is a part of her per
sonality. and walked down town ana Sc
cured the best photograph ! nave ever
seen of her"
.Of course" said the Newspaper Girl.
But so many people try 10 gel pictures
of themselves not as they are and As
their friends know them. but as they haVt
al idea they would like to be
at is generally very little satisfaction 10
them. ali the same said the Rookkeeper.
For their friends proceed TO tell the
truth, the whole truth ana nothing n''i
the truth at the first opportunity.
once showed to a friend of mine picture
that had been taken out of doors one sum
mer a fternoon 1t was good picture
of me as an amateur photographer ever
gets-it requires regular professional
photographer ana a Wen equippeu H'uuio
To get really good results with me e My
friend regarded the picture with interest:
and failed to recognize it, | mentioned
that It was likeness OF myself She
was very much taken aback and feared
my feelings had been hurt, so she made
haste to improve matters with the usual
happy results. She said. NO. l really
don't think it looks like you. But very
earnestly, 1t is a very pretty picture.
''Oh, for heavens sake said the De-
partment Clerk disgustedly. but the Type
writer Girl laughed outright, and the
Newspaper Girl said:
You see. Think of the things you are
not to do and good luck to YOU
And you really want to have your
pictures taken.' marveled the Bookkeeper.
Tell us the truth Why?'
because" said the Department Clerk.
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preme confidence i'm himself and mar
velous knowledge of men and affairs:
He can finance any great project by
giving a luncheon to the men who have
the money to lend is what they say OF
McAdoo in Wall street.
Young Mr.. McAdoo-he was only thir-
ty-four then-had studied law, and he
was a good lawyer, too He opened an
Office. lie looked upon New York with
his minds eye and he saw what the
great city was destined to be He saw
Manhattan Island bursting it's bounds
and flowing east, west, south and north
He saw the boroughs pierced with sub
ways, the rivers undermined with tun-
nels, the country for many miles around
New York brought close to the city's
door
X x
He formed the Hudson and Manhattan
Railroad Company, took up the work
where ii had been left off and carried 1t
through to a successful end, though IL
has taken s60000,000 to do it. Trains
are now running under the Hudson at
all hours of the day and night-great
eight-car trains of fireproof steel cars.
lighted by electricity and built with
every idea to safety and comfort me
subway spurs are all but completed; the
spur on the Jersey side is building: the
lower tunnels to Cortlandt street are
all but ready and the 9Th avenue sub
way to 33d street will soon be opened.
Last of all another tunnel will run
from Hoboken straight to Newark, n j.,
throwing omen more miles of territory.
But come with us to the tunnel it
self the tunnel that other men failed
to complete when McAdoo succeeded.
Suppose we start from the Hoboken ter
minaL over in Jersey. where the Lacka-
wanna railroad discharges its pasSen-
gers from all over the country. great
stairway leads right down from the sur
face of the earth into d big station lined
with tiles and concrete.
The general fitness of things strikes
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Of the city. And finally there are the
thousands who live within walking dis
tencc of the tunnels who must cross to
New York to work or business every week
day i'll the year.
And what does it all mean?
1t means new homes, new conditions, a
chance to get breath of Gods fresh air.
chance to live in a house Of your own
instead Of a tiny flat 1t brings the bust
ness man twenty minutes closer to New
York-a saving of forty minutes a day.
1t means that his wife may come to town
and do her shopping with far more con-
venience. 1t means that this same man
may go home to dinner bring his family
back to the theater and get home again
In some sort of time. Fog. storm. ice in
the river-these mean nothing to the
man or woman who crosses to or from
New Jersey in the tunnel. New suburban
districts are already opened: more will be
Places never before comfortably aces
sible are as near TO the heart of New
York as Harlem. For ; cents 2OOO,OOO
people are brought within easy distance
of New York.
The five-cent fare means bringing the
traveller not to the river front, but to the
center of the city. 1t means swift ride
under water and land for ten minutes
only. There are no stops for anything
under the bed of the great Hudson. Eight
car trains are already run continuously
under the river to 23d street, New York
On or about June 1 the entire service will
be inaugurated-the spurs to the subway
the line from Newark. the tunnel to 33d
street And all for cents.
These trains have everything that
money can buy or ingenuity suggest
They are lighted by electricity. They
have concrete floors and tile sides. They
cannot burn. They have large sliding
doors at the sides. as we'll as at the ends
All stations are built on straight lines
so that there is no space through which
the unwary. by misstep, may fall to
the tracks.
Compressed air operates the car doors
There are automatic signals arranged sc
that when the last door is closed the
train is started off at once. If the door
remains open even quarter of an incl
the train will not start. The cars have
side seats only and there are numerous
posts throughout the cars SO that pas
sengers may steady themselves in case
the train is crowded.
And. what's more. there is no longer the
cry of Step lively!'-bane of New York
ers. Mr. McAdoo himself banished that
When the line from Hoboken to uptown
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inches.
The depth OF the tube below the river
surface varies from sixty to ninety feet
and at all times it lies from forty to nifty
feet below the bed Of the Hudson Fhe
two tunnels run parallel under the river
about thirty feet apart and entirely sep
arate from one another.
The north set of twin tunnels runs dl-
rectly from the Lackawanna terminal in
Hobol1en straight under the river to Nor
ton street and thence up 9th avenue 10
sd street and Broadway. New York Inc
south set starts from the pennsylvania
terminal in Jersey City and runs direct to
Cortlandt street, downtown in New YORK,
and thence over to the subway at Broad
way. Connecting the PENNSYLVANIA ter
minal in Jersey City with the LackaWan-
ma terminal in Hoboken is another spur,
one and quarter miles long, which taps
the Erie railroads terminal midway.
Then there Is the line to Newark II
goes underground from Jersey Cleyio the
flats and then comes out into the air ana
runs straight TO Newark, the largest city
In all New Jersey.
Think of the thousands that flock to
New York every day from New Jersey.
They come from all over the stat@-thefe
are even commuters from Phlladelpnia.
1t is an ever-moving multitude sWarmlnS
49,
tinuous procession the railroads discharge
their multitudes on the west bank OF the
Hudson all anxious to get into the heart
of New York as quickly as possible.
*
Then there are the crowds who fock
in from distant points all over the CONT
ncnt There are also 800 miles or troiley
lines that discharge their passengers III
Jersey City and Hoboken and these pas
Sengers want to get over TO New YORK
not to the river fronts. but to the center
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sleeves showing looks hopeicSsly queer In
a year or two and frightfuily unbecom-
ing"
"And old" struck in the Bookkeeper.
Like the pictures of Ellea Terry OF
Lillian Russell or Mrs Lanetry at TWEEN
ty They all look old enough TO be their
own mothers
II had thought" said the Department
Clerk. .of using some kind of draped
arrangement rather than a regular dress
about The shoulders. that Is. | doh |
mean TO have a full-!ensth picture.
81 like that" said the Newspaper Girl.
~ saw one the other day that was charm
ing and fifty Years from now that picture
Will be as attractive and as natural look
ing as it is today. II was artistic. not
fashionable"
Yes" said the Typewriter. I'm MIN
iatme OF "A painting. costumes-of KIM
are Interesting after many years. But IN
photographs that Is very rarely true. as
any family album will prove.
or 6aguerreotvpes' said the Newspa-
ner Girl Wasn't il Holmes. by the way.
VINO said that it took three generations of
oil portraits to establish the aristocracy
OF a famly-da guerreotypes don't count.
..Or cravons" added the Bookkeeper.
"Hush" said the Newspaper Girl that
spasm has died u natural death. The
crimes that have been committed In the
name of art. Years ago n. club of whlcii
| was a member met at the home of its
vice president whose fond parent had
caused him TO be photographed at tie age
of three months attired in Il bathtub anG
a cake of soap. Had she stopped there
ALI might have been well. but she went
further much further, and had a crayon
enlargement life size. made from the
photograph and her poor. unfortunate
son. then in the high school. had to live
I'm the house with that picture. 1t was
discovered that night by some of his par
ticlIlar friends. and the memory of il
pursued him through high school and col
Ieee. and is probably following him yet"
That" said the Department Clerk
was not merely bad taste on The part OF
his mother ii Sas insanity. and shouldn'
be counted against her. | think / havs