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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
ADJUSTMENTS.

The popular Elleford company, who
have been entertaining our theater-
goers at the Orpheum Theater, closed
their engagement last night to a house
filled with their admirers, who went
to wish them aloha a pleasant home
voyage, and return in the near flu
ture. The company this season has
been one of the best that w. ]. Ellie
ford has brought to Honolulu, and all
of the members have made many
friends and each one of them will al
ways receive warm welcome from
our theater- goers. The plays present.
ed during the engagement were care
fully selected and given with careful
attention to detail. When you con-
slider the cost of bringing an organ
fzation of this kind to the Islands,
the Elleford company should have re-
ceived more liberal patronage. May
the pleasing Ellefords live long and
prosper!
Gaiety Theater.
II. M. Lawson, managing partner of
Bailey & Lawson, of the Art and
Auditorium, returned yesterday morning
from Hilo, where he opened the third
new theater belonging to the same
firm, known as the Gaiety. The build
ing is very handsome one, with
frontage of stained wood, the flooring
of pink-colored cement, with green
| mating, seating capacity 800, capital
ventilation by means of numerous
French windows, and an arc light of
no., ilo. A.
| one in the Islands.
The Pollards No. 1 played during q
season of eight days, with very good
| attendance. Teddy Mcnamara was
| presented by the Hilo people with a
| fine gold watch and fitting watch fob.
| One day the company were entertain
ed at a picnic. and the third day the
volcano was visited.
Art Theater.
Standing Room Only" was the
prosperous condition of affairs at the
above popular resort last evening. To-
morrow, Monday, there will. be a
change of program. with some agree
| able surprises in store. In Julius
Caesar" the audience will have a
chance to follow the plot against that
|
from the time when the old soothsayel
warns Caesar to beware the Ides Of
March" until the fatal moment wher
Rrutus buries the assassin's knife il
the body of the dictator, and to etht
death. by suicide, of the arch con
spirators "a Roman Idyl'' is a col
ored film of beautiful scenes from lif'
in ancient Italy, While Dicks Aunt
| and "Charley's Ma-in-Law, "A Foot
bali Fiend,'' etc, are comedies guar
anteed TO set your risible muscles il
r motion.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23

Judge Robinson continued the case
of A Alai Ana, who had been cited
for contempt of court because of his
failure to pay costs of s13, incurred in
the divorce suit brought against him
by his wife. Ana paid the costs yes
terday and will probably escape pun
ishment for his hardness.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23

311a ACRES near Kapiolani Park: Ka-
ranch for lease for term of years
Apply to John Egan, End floor, Love
building. 333
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
SITUATIONS WANTED.

by a widow of good address. and
with first-class credentials, situation
as housekeeper or to take care of
invalid. Address 1885," this office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
ROOM AND BOARD.

TWO large mosquitoproof rooms, with
bath, and board, in private family,
on King street car line. Suitable for
two couples. Electric lights, hot and
cold water; private entrance, etc,
Address ON. B.'', this Office.
S349
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
JAPANESE SCHOOL.

COOKING taught; competent cooks
supplied, family or hotels. C. M.
Matte, 1457 Aud Lane; telephone
1864. 1914
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
NOTICE.
Classified Advertisements
WANTED.

LINOTYPE operator. Apply Mana
ger. Hawaiian Gazette Co. 1856
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-05-23
LOST.

and white cameo brooch. Re-
turn to Advertiser Office for reward.
334
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17

Fdo makes a mascot for the matrimonial parK
The sneeches of the blind Senator from Oklahoma are intel
lectual eye openers
evidently Sufagette ana coud not resist Tue
zion Of shaking the plum tree
all the out OF runaway macn "hen the young
couple have walk back home
Rebeocas have been mkman from whom she IN
herited her fondness of hanging out by we'll
D,r;no his term Of Office Attorney Jerome bagged
oroa number Of guttersnipes but not big vulture
;ndo man by the clothes because the patches
On mans pants do not necessarily prove that he is backsder
their troubles trying blind the error OF
his ways.
man with no religion may dangerous but not more
49, man with too much religion. Adam God who recently
to prison for twenty fair sample of the man with too
much religion.
Tb prison barber says Haskell arrived here he
crn on his chin after moving them down with
his MComk he and enough hayseed iced his
pet canary six months
onno woman in Illinois who had her husband arrested tor
told the Judge her not worth thirty cents
later HUBBY killed by the and his bereaVed "e suo
| tho railroad company for fifty thousand dollars
When Young Africa to his Lulu ana is accepteo,
no nace an the big toe OF her lett 1901 anu
this they tade away because y
know that Cho boy of the unges has her low
believe city fathers were kicked out OF once anu
mothers, the corruption hal no" eAsS
in our municipal governments would fade away IKE the
If a. Caucasian beauty who caught in transform Without al
umbrella city public child and gamble on IL ta tue
obes would municipal kid keep it's nose clean ana
not allow to py marbles with the corporation boys because h
these boys gampoxe all the comedians and lucky
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
Band and Orchestra.

Another band member disap-
peared last week. He did not
break OUTPUT was paroled.
The band runner is very enthu-
siastic over his first article, read
before the Chautauqua Circle.
His appetite has left him and he
has not been able to sleep since.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
SMILE AND HOPE.

20 power possessed by mortal man IS SO great
ffN AS courage to battle with an adverse ia'e'
g!YS To smile when sorrow bids the tears 20 Iise
To hope when darkness DER the future nes'
Rrave is the heart that suffering shall conceai,
Childish the whmpvrings that our faults reveal
Most mis- cry springs from conce ptons, mean untrue
Clouds that to selfish mind accrue.
Who loves tie mistress that when the day De oone
Receives com plainngly the wage you've won!
Smile and smile shall be returned
Growl and growing by the world De spurheu'
Immortal the hero, when of all bereft,
Shall smile though he struggles in the grip OF dea1n
Hope be thy motto till thy life shall be
Ouenched in the waters of an Eternal Sea.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17

The June number Of the Book
Keeper is OVERLOOKING with ex-
cellent reading Of a valuable
character.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. man or woman IN eacn
county to advertise. receive orders ana "anase
business for New York Mail Order House. siou
weekly: position permanent; no investment 1e
quired Previous experience not essenual 70 sn-
gaging Spare time valuable. Enclose sellau-
Srsssed envelope for full particulars. ADDRESS
rr.,rr Co. wholesale Dep. 1903 PARK AVE.
NE YORK.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
SIDE LIGHTS X ;: .!::

OIDE IIOI =
Erid's philosophy is making the
rounds of the institutional press.
Capt. Whelan says playing ball
s'is good for what ails ye'-ln the
good old summer time.
Tailor Nelson's chief Taylor IN
the wash foundry leaves in Novem-
Der. after protracted stay.
Davy says he couldn't think OF
passing the summer here without
wearing tan shoes and straw hat
Tongues are the only things
Young Butch smokes besides to-
bacco All would be forgiven II
he could reach the right tongues
once in while.
The colored waiter in the officer S
kitchen. who by the way, Is a
yaudevillian by profession, answers
to the call of Mr.. Waldorf with
gimp, ginger and lacrity.
.sI've got the rheumatism IN my
shoulder, suh,' said the coloreo
chef. "and it will stay there TOY
about eighteen months MORE SUM-
yessuh, Alb reckon.
An inquirer asks: "How many
Of his wives does Brigham Young
IT.. expect to meet him at the
gate?' Brigham probably does
not know himself.
Chief Engineer Schatz says
he could corral all the steam tina
is blown off by the boys he would
MT need any boilers to run tn
engines. Oh, Scha(w)-tz.
The Deputy WardeE's chile
clerk is so busy these days he doe
not even take time to eat. II
thriyes on hard work-and tn
latest news regarding baseball j
the big leagues.
Sired by Patsy Roliver, damme
by Mrs. Hetty Green, Mrs. Belv
Lockwood and Mrs. Carrie Natio
are the young canarles IN LII
Mirror Office but they are praise
by all who see them.
Uncle John and Old Butch al
apparently better blowers the
sprinters. Old Butch backed o.
of the Decoration Day footra'
because he had sore finger. !
one asked him to run on his HAND
Cassier's Magazine, an englnee
ing monthly, is coming to ~
Mirror office on exchange. L
parent magazine is an English p'
duction. Casters is one OF t
best things that comes out OF Lo
don.
Mr.. v, at the Hospital is kee
ing his phonograph going at
lively clip. He says the way
get rid of noises is to drown g
noise with another. But "mu
hath charms to soothe the save
breast
The fellow who said some tt
ago that the first thing he wo1
do when egot out would be
eat pound of butter got q par
recently. He will probably t
that harder job than eating Or
without butter.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
BY Avlso.

|TIlV
It is hard for some OF the pa
role boys to stay on the payroll.
The rock-candy kid says ne
feels ssolid" now-since new
floor has been put in the press
room. He is the strong man OF
the tavern and hasn't bucked
woodpile for. 10! these many years.
And Guards Bloom, Burns and
Brostrom not on the roster OF the
Guard GorilIas, to say nothing OF
Prof. Burchard! Such BUSH
| ness! And there's Guard Hartley.
He's broad enough to make bull
" backstop or sandwich man.
Bill Barlow is sending his Sage
Brush Philosophy to the inmates
on account of exchange with The
Mirror. Bill says: "Just let this
sorter sink into your soul: The
mummy amt had no fun fol
moren five thousand years.
"How do you keep such good
track of your hour out on the gal
leries?" asked Guard Vollmer of 6
compatriot. you are always
back on the dot "Oh," replied
the Teller addressed, 81 have be
: come an expert in timeology."
> Capt. Whelan picked up care
5 the other day which bore thi
inscription in text and illustration
81 am w. FL. Rose-who the Dew
are you?" If addressed to eel
tain inmate he might respond
"a cipher with the rim lost betwee
here and st. Paul.
Guard Goldsmith says the color
ed base and snare drummers ar
. happy because they each have a
opportunity Of pounding whit
skin. Also that base and snar
drummers are unpopular on railwa
trains because they are apt to tt
d to beat their way through.
Capt. Alexander, they Say, drol
ped into barber chair to ha,
- his hair trimmed, unconscious
~ keeping his hat on. cob, excul
me-" he said. "l'll remove n
re- chapeau," observing in the loo
IN ing glass that he had it on. "Nev
Mt mind" said the barber, Il can tri
90 it Just as we'll with your hat on
=, Louise Llddell in the Nautil
" says How to Be Happy is to
". 'Never trouble trouble,
he Till trouble troubles you =
he Injunction optimistic
20. IT'S we'll to keep in view.
he There's only one thing better,
N. Oh! mortal man, to do
To never trouble trouble
When trouble troubles you
sI-
"Ah say, sub, some of my frier
70 here complain of the quietude
no the place, sub, yessuh. They BIT
SIC never been in the Doldrums, s.
'ee nosuh. 1t is so quiet there sor
times, sub, that an inaudible nc
me often listens like peal of thunc
uld heah, sub, yessuh. All left
to Doldrums at the equator, 8
ole only to fall into 'em heah, s
ind yessuh. The Doldrums and
cad seem to be pals, sub, yessu
said the colored chef.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
latest Base Ball News.

Following are the percentage tables OF
games won and lost showing the standing OF
the clubs in the leading leagues up to and IN
Guiding last Mondays scores:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
Diamond Dust.
NANNN>NNN~e
BY r. L.

bors to the Mobile Club OF the
Southern League.
Chicago players say Bowerman
is the cause of the Boston Doves
present position and condition.
Andy Coakley the ex.Cub is now
an outlaw. Andy signed with
Newberg of the Eastern Assocla-
ton.
Second Baseman Evers of the
Cubs was suspended by Acting
Pres. Heydler for telling the truth
to the jumps.
Manager Fred CLARK of the
Pirates traded outfelder Ward
Miller to Cincinnati for southpaw
Biain Durbin.
Since Jiggs Donohue Joined the
Washington mob he is breaking
bats and splintering the fences
with singles and doubles.
Sporting Sun says the Reds are
getting SO numerous that Manager
Griff has to be introduced to his
hired help about twice day.
ST. Louis knockers who never
had good thing to say OF Charley
Hemphill when he was Brown
are still trying to make him mad.
Catcher Jack Mclean lost his
hold on the water wagon when II
hit the unpaved streets. Crit Is
now hustling for another backstop
Leon Ames of the Giants will
soon be a Cardinal if the wireless
is working right. The big twirle1
and little Mac are sassy to eacf
other.
II When the skypilots started t.
fight Sunday ball at Indianapolis
Pres. Watkins offered them invita-
; tons to a Sabbath game for re
! venge.
Il Catcher Pat Livingstone secure'
by Connie Mack from Indianapoli
looks like the goods. He is quic
as cat, fine thrower and som
hitter.
il Mique Donlin is practicing dali
: with the Frisco club of the Coas
l.: League and is reported to be i
n fine fettle. "Vos is der excus
Mike?'
r. Walsh and White of the Viii
e Sox, Pat Moran of the Cubs, an
n Mathewson of the Giants, are g
e ING into vaudeville at the close
e the season.
y Murray Of the Giants made tou
} teen hits in the last eight game
while his team mate, Fred Tenn
!, made three homeruns during tt
70 same period.
ly That little burg, New Yor
Sc contains three third sackers ha
~ to beat, in Elberfeld of the Yank
k Lennox Of Brooklyn and Devil
er of the Giants.
III Mcdonnell, second sacker t
L the Boston Red Sox, is laid
with a broken rib. French
subbing at second for him al
showing class.
Rudy Hulswitt continues
play great game at short for t
Cardinals. Maybe Griff made
mistake about his being all in
a big Lacquer.
Rumors of dissension in
Tiger camp have been numere
lately. The old hands are s.
IDS over the way Hughie has be
OF favoring the recruits.
- Stanley Robinson, President
the ST. Louis Cardinals is tick
over the showing of Rogers K
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17
What He Says.

Not so beega, mocha gran,
Ees DAgo fruitta stan,
Sell peanutta an banan',
Max leevin', cen dees Ian.
Mebbe so heefn no for like
Fresha 'Melic for fight,
Dago man ees so excit',
Use steeletta leftta, right.
Dago man heem like for eat
SOM banan' eef nice an sweet,
Max heem run so moocha fleet,
ALA 'Mericans ees beat.
-ACROBATUS.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-06-17

The Deputy Warder's chief
clerk is SO busy these days he does
not even take time to eat. lie
thriyes on hard work-and the
latest news regarding baseball in
the big leagues.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-27

How vert thou shattered by the
surge OF war;
mis- but me fragment OF the wreck
OF my Renowned Canoe,
That lies an crushed on yondcr
Warship's deck
Then be appeals to the tribes or
Ngstl-toa and Ngati- Raukawa- the an
cestral tribes OF Rauparaha CRaha), Of
whom many were siding with the PAX
cha against Rangihaeata;
"Raha. my chief my friend,
Thy lonely journey wcnd.
stand with thy wrongs before the God
Of Battles face;
Bid ham thy foes requite.
An mel RauSawas foul desertion and
disgrace!
An mel The English Rulers might!
"Rahal my chief OF chiefs!
Ascend with all thy griefs
I-p 90 the Lord Of Peace; there stand
before his face
Lot him thy fate requite.
All me! Toa's sad detection and dis
All me- the English Rulers might"
He refers to Rauparaha's folly in
dwelling in So exposed place as Porl-
rua. contrary to his own ott-giNon ad-
vice:
cone counsel more the first / gave,
Break up thy forces, comrade brave
Scatter them round about the land
In many a predatory band.
But Poriruas forest dense
Ahi thou would'st never stir from
thence.
There. said'st thou, lies my best de-
fence.
Now. now. ~ such design ill-starr d,
How glievously thou rcap'st the full
reward
In the next verse he will revenge the
seizure Of his friend.
..TFence. vain lamcntings, hence, away!
Hence AIN the brood, Of sorrow oorn'
There win Do time enough to mourn
I'M tho long days Of summer; ere the
food
Is cropped abundant for the work Of
blood.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-27

government Of the tribes. Time went
Ou and the NIors claimed unjust leg
lslHt1u in respect Co tine land laws and
purCh Rse-. ana finally cfused tu let the
queen build road through the Wal
kota country. Tho road continued TO be
made. regardless of the circumstances
~ the natives. and the latter took tho
persistence as "a challenge. The war
was once more commenced in 1868. and
continued until the defeat OF the brave
Maori garrison az Orakau iu 1864. This
WAS the last great fight of the Naikl-
tOs other troubles continued. how
ever The fanatical priest Hauhaus
with heather rights wagod war through
am the country ON both European and
Mario. Then came re u[Dotts war
which ended In 1871. ne Kooti was a
fugitive until 1883. when an amnesty
was granted for his pardon. These
rcbelliOus scenes We're always directed
against The friendly Maorls as well as
toward the settlers The leaders OF
this rebelliCus movement were usual
~ brilliant orators. for the Maori is
noted for his oratory, therefore always
able to get followers. TIE Where Whe-
ro's son Tawhiao succeeded as king IN
1868, before the war broke out. Mahuta
the son OF Tawhiaio is king
of the Waik}ltos even 10 the
I'''.''AN bAAAi'f anu AAthe a. scat lNl Iilt
general assembly representing the
Waikato Maori district
During the wars the Maoris lost con-
hdoncc In the New Zealand govern
ment, and they have not altogether
forgotten past grievances, nor have
they forgotten the battle OF Orahau
where men, women and children per
ished an the storm Of the Pa Cfort) aud
finally the few retreating natives were
shot by the queens soldiers as they
were trying 10 clear an open swamp
tn 1888 ne koOU had been amnestied
and az this time with the prevailing
conditions and feelings OF the Maoris.
The elders made their appearance upon
the scene. Even canibalism had been
introduced among tho Haoris since
the conquest OF Hongi Tho Waikato
was the first district visited among
the Maoris. President William Card
ner laborcd here FOO 1883 and 1884.
and was one ~ the first 10 endravor
10 put the gospel before them. Elder
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-27

Gardner met with many hardshlns IN
this heather country. and for "a time
lived ON the fish Doe could catch from
tho river The work proved success
ful however, and soon branches we're
established Ora tho district
KINGS SPEECH or WELCOME.
Today King Mahuta does not belong
90 any church. but has bis own priest
Crhe Tuhunga) and he is favorable 90
the Iatter-day Saints. At the last
conference hc made the opening
speech and welcomed AN TO the viii
laEc of Maahi. His father as ] have
said. was the popular chief and king
Tawhiao. who was the figure head of
the Waikatos after tho death of TIE
Where Where the trusted friend OF
the whites. And so. I'm spite Of the
early-day suspicion and suportitution
Of tho Maori. and the continued OppO-
sitiou Of the various sects of Europ-
cans, tho work Of the gospel has con-
tinued to grow Tn the Walkato the
Maori saints number about 5000, more
belonging 70 the Church OF Jesus
Christ Of Latter-day saints than q
any other church
GREAT ORATORS
The Maorls are very interesting They
are religious, benevolent and lnue-
pendent, and are usually good public
speakers. TO illustrate their power of
oratory, ! produce "a poem written by
a noted chief Rangihacata. During
Rangihaeata's war in 1916 his friend
and ally TIE Rauparaha, chief Of the
Ngatitoa. were seized at Poriruua and
carried TO Auckland by a. detachment
" the queens troops. subsequently,
however he was given his freedom
again.
'RANGTHAEATA's LAMENT on
THE CAPTURE or HIS FRIEND
RAUPARAHA.
Qrrom the translation by A. Domett)
The captured chief Rauparaha is
first compared 10 war canoe dashed
90 pieces on the surf
MY brave Canoe.
in lordly decoration lordliost FAR,
My proud Canoe!
Amid the fleet thou fleetest flew.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-27

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