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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22
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IL Is an Old saying that # the stom-
ach SIS sound the whole bodySis safe
because so much depends upon the,
proper working OF the, stomach. Many
persons hndsthemselves 5:withS dis
order, OF the stomach which pro.
duces dyspepsia or a peculiar state OF
/ biliousness.
and constipation you. arc on b way 70
very serious disease. From Just such con-
ldItions come appendicitis. rheumattsms
/ skin diseases and similar disorders. be-
cause the waste matter that should have
been dIspeled from the system. through
! the bowels has found It's way Into tho
blood and vitiated Il. What 10 needed ny
tablet or salt, which usually does moro
harm than good, but q gentle laxative
tonic like Or. Caldwell's Syrup Peps!n.
which people have been using for these
ailments for. nearly a quarter Of a.Gen.
fury. It cured J.. c. Lanhnnl, Of War
rensburg, Mo-, Of stomach trouble .ot. long
standing, also William :Voll.2 OF !9os EMS
son 81. 5Leu!svlle. KY. who a me
However. II you have stomach trouble
you want TO know from personal e1peri-
| ence what Dr.. Caldwelrs Syrup pepsin
will do for you. Il 80. send. your name
to the doctor and a. free trial bottle Will
DO sent you. You are urged to send Tor
the free bottle, az tho results from It win
DO tho best Recommendation tot DE-, Gald-
wells Syrup Pepsln.4 Their YOU will do}u0
over. two million people did last year-go
to your druggist and buy!apregular bottle
at 80 cents or D.. according to the, sl:o
you prefer. We could mention hundreds
and hundreds Of families who are:never
without H.. YOU can. never tell when some
! member Of the family will need a hxh.
tive, and then no time should 1 beE lost
taking DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin.
- II there is anything about
F~E your aIlmont that you don't
MI understand, or II you want
AlAA any medical advice, write
VA Idy to. the doctor. and no Will
answer you fully. There 10
no charge for this service.
The address Is Dr.. ". B.
CALDWELL 6sa Caldwell hdG-
Gaa2GGM Monticello, III.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22
IN THE BEST OF HUMoR.

Ted-How did Tom break himself
Of the habit Of eating his luncheon IN
4 hurry?
Ned-He fell in love with the walt
ress.-JuAge.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22

why should l be married in n dress
snit?"
For two reasons. It's fashionable.
and then you'll have a dress suit"
pittsbarg Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22

II hate Brown. He was my riva,
and almost 0 the woman who Is my
wife"
well, what Of 1t! He didn't sue
ceed?"
mo; that's why I hate him."-Bos'
ton Transcript.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22

"His wife used to be strongly OPP
posed to his playing poker and now
she likes to have him play"
Eyes. he plays better than he used
to."-Houston Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22
In but n very
Few weeks more,
WE'LL nil be asking:
Whats tho scorer"
Detroit Free Press.

|--f If --
II am afraid Crimson Gulch Is a
lawless community" said the visitor.
NO" answered Bronco Bob, "but
We amt so crazy for moro low that
we drag in the unwritten kind
Washington Star.
Sandy Pikes--1 thought yer told dat
lady Il sac gave you q saw you'd get
busy, y y;
Gritty Georee-7And ! did get busy,
parl. ! sawd a hole through de Ice
an went pickerel fishlng;--chlcago
News. 53 X \,
Queen Gertrude--1ant ~ terrible!
.ophella ra4ing out here and Hamlet
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
LIE E..

"The wise man lays the pipes" [" And the fool does the spouting."
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
OPENING OF NEW SCHOOL
Exercises to be Held Next Thursday Ali
 ternoon, May B.

The formal opening of the new $40, 900 school building of Conway will take place Thursday after noon, May B, at 5 o'clock. The exercises will be held in the audi torium.
 State Superintendent of Public Instruction Geo. B. Cook of Little Rock and Mrs. Murry, president of the State Association of School Improvement, will be the princi- pal speakers for the opening and several short addresses will be made by citizens of the city. Special music has been prepared by the students.
 An address on behalf of the pu- pills will be delivered by Edward Heiligers of the High School.
 At night play entitled. The Country Postofhce," will be rem dered by the students. The stu dents have been practicing for some time and it promises to be one of the most enjoyable enter tainments ever presented iu this
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
Local--Personal


 Vinol at Walthall's. ti Phone 254. Nelson Drug Co. 3t Cremol:ne. Greeson Drug Co. Pure Hog Lard at Erbacher's. I36-u.
 Oranges :3Oc per dozen af Heiii6ers.
 Phone 254. Nelson Drug Co. 3t See Michael Stobogg at the Lyric tonight.
 I. H. Stubbs went to Little Rock this morning.
 Miss Eunice O'Bryant is visiting at Little Rock.
 w. NJ. Harrell is spending to- day in Little Rock.
 w. D. Cole, IT,. is spending to day in Little Rock.
 Frank Stermer went to Little Rock this morning.
 Rev. H. L. Luddy of Tyler, Texas, is here today.
 The sweet girl graduate will be sweeter than ever this year.
 Cremoline kills lice on all animals and poultry. Greeson Drug Go. Cottonseed hulls and meal for sale. Phone I62. w. L. Robins. Use Cremoline for barb wire cuts and old sores. Creeson Drug Co. Don't fail to read a Sublime Summon" in tomorrow's Daily. Mir. and Mrs. H. F. Scroggins of Solgohachie are visiting in the city.
 I. o. Burdick and I. A. Nc Swain ol Ledwidge are in the city today.
 Prof. F.. l.. Blankiord of Bates vile is here to ::spend today and tomorrow.
 Rev. w. J. McCroy of Martin, Tenn. is visiting Prof. and Mrs. s. $. Waters.
 Miss Hettie J. Dunaway present. ed he Lady of the Decoration at Benton last night. She has sev- eral engagements in that section of the state, and will not return tc Conway until the last of nexI week.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
HIGH TIM E.

q wish 1 could," sighed the We'll Read Man.
 "Wish you could what?"
 "Divorce them"
 "Whom 2"
 Nobody. Just those adjectives. " "What adjectives?"
 q am so tired of seeing them to- gether Honestly, in nine cases out of ten that one of them is used the other trails along, too. It's ab- surd p
 "What two adjectives do you mean" ?"
 "Drawn and haggard."
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
STILL SERIOUS OVER UT.

q thought you expected MT. M- here tonight" said he, looking over her guests. "Why don't he come ?"
 He sent me word he was marry ing tonight" she answered.
 "Why should he stay away for small matter like that?" asked he. 'This is his third marriage, isn't it 20
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
ALL IN.

The Hostess hope you will like this punch. My husband worked over it all the afternoon, making it with his own hands.
 The Guests-It's grandl Where is your husband? We must con- graduate him.
 The Hostess-Sor,y, but he can't be seen. put him to bed.-Puck.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
CONVENIENCE,

"Dat new neighbor has his place arranged mighty cozy an conyen- ient," said Miss Miami Brown.
 "Yas'm," answered NIT. Erastus Pinkley. "Da's bout de mos con- venientes' place 1 knows of. He's got de chicken coop right nex' to de back fence, an de watermelon patch ne1' to de chicken coop"
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
Washburn Crosby Gold Medal Flour at Heiii9ers, per Sack ETZS

Sack. SI.75.
 A Sad Love Story is very fine picture which will be shown at the Lyric tonight.
 Fine tomato plants, early and late variety for sale, LOG a dozen. See Herndon Burr. 2t
 Chapel exercises were held for the first time this morning in the new school building.
 For Sale-Good second ha nd typewriter, or will rent machine.
 J. D. Dunaway.
 Yellow yam sweet potato slips 200 per hundred delivered. Phone PAS. dat T. FULMER.
 Rev. and Mrs. J. B. Stevenson and daughter, Miss Louise, are spending today in Little Rock.
 C. H. Robinette returned from Little Rock this morning where he has been spending several days.
 The final examinations of this years session of the Conway pub lie school are being held this week.
 Dr. and Mrs. J. H. Voris of Evansville, Okla, have arrived for a visit with relatives and friends in this city.
 Chas. McRaven has resigned his position with this office and has accepted a Similar position at Newport. He will leave tonight.
 Hendrix and Arkansas College of Batesville are playing this after noon on the Hendrix field. The weather is ideal for a game and a large number of fans are in at tendance.
 The credentials of T. F. Thomp. son of Damascus, who was recent ly ordained minister of the gos- pei by the Baptist denomination, were filed with Circuit Clerk A. NJ. Ledbetter this morning.
 An item is yesterdays paper stated that Doctors Brown and Wester6eld had moved into their new office on the south side of the public square, instead of north side, where they are located.
 President J. J. Doyne returned last night from Little Rock. He has been doing some hard work among the legislators during the past few days in the interest of the State Normal appropriation bill, and had the pleasure of witnessing its passage lin the house yesterday afternoon.
 The music which is being rem dered every night at the Lyric is to be commended and deserves much praise. The orchestra is in charge of Prof. Ensinger, who re- gently came here from Clarendon. Commencing tonight music will be played throughout the entire program of pictures and will make them more enjoyable than ever be- l fore
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
DISAPPOINTING.

The Bachelor-Here's a magazine poet who likens "hope" to "a fair woman"
 The Benedict-Huh No wonder :; it is so disappointing.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
Student Hurt.

Arthur Gibbons, a student of the Conway public school, stum- bled and fell into a ditch on the campus this afternoon and pain fully hurt himself. He is resting nicely though at this time.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
Opera Chairs Completed.

The work of placing the hand some opera chairs in the auditori- um of the new school building will be completed this afternoon. Both the auditorium and gallery will have 600 chairs.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
4 WON DE R.

"Man of great strength of char acter, isn't he"
 "He sure is. He stopped smoking. "Oh, we'll"
 Wait. He not only did that, but he didn't boast about it"
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07

city. A small admission fee will be charged which will go towards beautifyiug the new building.
 Friday night the graduating ex- ercises will be held and the class address will be delivered by Dr. Henry S. Hartzog of Ouachita College, Philadelphia.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
THERE YOU ARE.

q believe that higher education neglects spelling"
 "Well, if an educated man can't spell a word, he knows plenty more words that mean the same thing. Louisville Courier-J ournal.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-05-07
Violin Player Wanted.

None but frst-class need apply.
 w. N. OWEN.
 at the Electric Theatre.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
CALUMET RESIDENT DIES
OF TYPHOID FEVER TODAY

After a very short illness with ty-
phoid fever, John b. Sloan, of 1410
Lake Linden avenue, died at the c. 81
II. hospital at about o'clock this
morning. Mr.. Sloan was taken to the
hospital on Thursday, but was so low
that 1t was impossible to save his life.
Mr.. Sloan was as years of age, and
was born in the copper country. He
was employed by the G. & II. mining
company as cupola man at the foundry
and was well known in this city. Two
sisters, Mrs. George II. Calverley, and
Mrs. Michael Bresnahan survive him
as well as a wife and seven children,
who are: George b. Sloan Of the Glass
Block store, Misses Eva, Veronica,
Mildred, Katherine, Margaret and Jea-
nette
Mr.. Sloan was member of the An
cient Order of Hibernans and of the
Catholic order of Foresters, the mem
bers of which organizations will at
tend the funeral. The services will
probably be conducted at the Sacred
Heart church Monday morning.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
LOCAL BREVrIgs.

Word has been received that the
automatic pin settlers to be installed in
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

the home Of ROY and Mrs. J. a. Ten
Brock, Third and Iroquois streets,
Laurium, Monday afternoon.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

the Elks' new bowling alleys have
been shipped. The employees of the
Brunswick Bake Collender company,
who have been here installing the al
leys, have returned to the factory i'm
Chicago The company has several
men working in different parts of the
Upper Peninsula, however. and as
soon as the automatic pin settlers ar
rive word will be sent to some of
these employees To come to Calumet
to install the device. AS soon as the
pin settlers have been installed, the
house committee will likely accept
the alleys.
Mrs. stephen Smell of Butte, Mont,
who has been visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Crowley of Caledonia street
for some time, has returned to her
home.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
UPPER MICHIGAN FIRfMfN
MAY JOIN STATE SOCIETY

Pensions for Diseased, Aged or In
lured Members and Widowed Fami-
lies Are Being ursed-uPper PENN
sula Association Will Retain Its
Identity, However.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

The regular au meeting OF ,hc Cope
mter-denominational viii Doc held at
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
kEWffNAW RINK co. MEETS
And ELECTS nine DIRECTORS

Annual Report Shows That Neat Profit
Has Been Made on Investment, and
Bright Season is Apparently Ahead
Work on Extensions Of Mohawk
Water System Completed.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

AS no steps have been taken in Laur-
ium to provide for the erection of the
new curling rink, 1t is expected that
the curriers' i'm hat village will use the
Palestra again this winter.
4 reception was rendered to Rev. q.
u. Harger who has accepted the call 90
the Calumet Baptist church pulpit at
the church. last evening.
Sol Rosenbaum of Lake Linden ave
nue. was married on Thursday evening
to Miss Esther Hollander of New YORK.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rosenbaum will reside in
Laurium.
Mr. and Mrs. w. j. Cameron of VOL
Ncrine entertained at a Halloween
party this week. About twenty friends
were present, and most enjoyable
time was spent.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
BUILDING WORK PROGRESS.

Contractor Milford is rushing work
on the Herbert Sobey residence. corner
of Pewabic and Fulton streets, Lauri-
um. 1t is a two story frame structure,
containing six rooms, and is modern
throughout.
Contractor Milford has completed
work on the St. Joseph's Austrian
church parsonage. This was the old
Gribble home. 1t has been thorough-
ly renovated within and without and
is now receiving its final coat of paint.
The building will be ready for occu-
pancy one day next week, it is ex-
pected
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

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The various fire departments con-
lnocted with the Upper Peninsula Fire
mems association are being urged to
lafhliate with the Michigan state asso-
Iciation and although none i'm the cop
per country have taken any action up
on the proposition yet, II is likely that
I il will be seriously considered in the
near future by several The fire de-
partment at the 500 has already Joined
the state association. and although II
viii retain its connection with the Up
per Peninsula association, il will here
after be represented at the state meet
ing as well.
At several of the annual tourna-
ments OF the Upper Peninsula assoc
citation. representatives of the state
association have urged that the entire
association join the state body. They
have met little encouragement, how
ever. for although the aims of the up
per peninsula union are very similar
TO those OF the state organization, and
the closest possible bonds of brother
hood exist between the two; the eX-
penses which would be incurred In
sending the departments from this sec
ton to the conventions below the
straits is almost prohibitive.
Now it appears. that the state organ
ization is making an effort to prevail
upon the strongest departments in the
upper peninsula association individual
~ to affiliate with them. 1t is possible
that some steps will be taken, and that
the firemen in the copper country will
be represented at the state convention, |
by at least one representative in the
future.
The next state convention will be |
held at Bay City, beginning on the
Tuesday after the first Monday in June. |
rhe state association was formed in
SIS and has much larger member
ship of paid and volunteer depart
nents than the upper peninsula body. |
The upper peninsula departments |
viii probably join those of lower Mich
gan i'm the fight which is soon to be |
vaged i'm the legislature to secure the
nactment OF a law providing pensions
or diseased, aged or injured firemen
nd their widowed families.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
PICTURES ARE AUTHENTIC.

In answer to an inquiry as to
whether the moving pictures to be
shown at the Calumet theater by Ly-
man II. Howe, on November IS and
IA are entirely authentic, Manager
John ID. Cuddihy of the theater this
morning received the following tele-
gram from Wilkes Barre, Pa.
Yes; we positively guarantee that
our moving pictures" Dash for the
North Pole,,, are absolutely authentic
in every respect. You cannot empha-
size the fact too strongly" -
Lyman H. Howe.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
CLOSING REVIVAL MEETINGS.
Farewell Festival at Swedish Saliva
ton Army Hall Tonight

a farewell festival will be given at
the Swedish Salvation army hall on
Fifth street this evening in hon
or of the revival brigade which has
been in this city for the past week,
conducting special services. The fes-
tival will open at 1880 o'clock. A fine
musical program has been prepared
for this occasion, both brass and
stringed instruments being used. as
well as several Vocal selections pro-
vided. Among the best numbers on
the program will be;
The Calumet March. for mandolin,
violin, guitars, and flute.
Zylophone solo. by Lieut.. Fristrup,
the band master of the brigade.
Flute solo, by Lieut.. F'ristrup.
Recitation in Swedish by Capt. ia
cobson.
Recitation in Swedish, by Adj. Ly-
beck.
Touching story by Capt. Sande In
English, THE Fare Paid"
The program will also contain a
number of other numbers, coffee and
cake will be served, and an invitation
is extended To all who are interested
i'm the work to attend. as this will be
the last concert to be given by the
members of the brigade.
All the meetings on Sunday will be
conducted at the Swedish Mission
church. on Third and Tamarack
streets. Laurium. The meetings will
be held at 10, 3. and 7 o'clock, when
the members of the brigade will bid
farewell to Calumet. A meeting will
be conducted on Monday evening in
Houghton, and the workers will pro-
coed to Superior. The revival bril-
gade's tour will continue five or six
months, and will take them through
ten states.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
HUNTERS GETTING READY.

a number Of Calumet hunters are
preparing to leave next week for the
various hunting camps i'm order to be
on hand bright and early for the
opening of the deer season, which oc-
ours on November 10. and ends Nov
embor 81 inclusive. Deer are report
wenaw county and through the South
Range district. while a number are
also daily seen in the iron country
district.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

The annual meeting OF the STOCK
holders OF the Keweenaw Rink com
pany was held I'm the Mohawk min,
office yesterday afternoon. Aside from
| other important business board OF
directors. nine in number was elected
consisting of the following: j. p. Pc
termann, willard j. Smith. r. H.
lGetchell. Thomas II. Bergman. DIR. 4.
r. Tucker. George r. Foley. Thomas
r. Parks. James +. Jackson and John
Saam.
! Plans for the coming season were
discussed and a report for the fiscal
year just closed was read. which show
cd the company to be in excellent n
nancial condition, The earnings were
better than anticipated and showed a
neat per cent Of profit or the amount
OF money invested.
improvements including painting
the entire structure, and slight repair
ing and remodeling Of the interior of
the rink were made during the sum-
mer Charles Cakes. who will take
care of the place this season. will COM
Inence his duties Monday morning and
will have the place in readiness within
the next few days so that ice can be
made just as soon as the weather war
rants il. The outlook for the coming
season is very bright.
Complete Water System Works.
The last consignment of water pipe
for fire protection purposes arrived
here this week and was laid immedi-
ately. with the completion of this /
work Mohawk has one of the best I
equipped fire protection systems of any /
town I'm this district. This summers ,
work has greatly improved the sys- I
tenn consisting of extensions Of the I
main line along Stanton avenue, Sec /
md, Union. Mohawk Seventh and
Eighth streets, and the placing of sew
aral additional hydrants which will
greatly facilitate the handling Of fires.
owing 10 the difference OF elevation in
several parts of the town ii was found
to raise sufficient pressure
m the mains 10 fight fire on the upper
evels without bursting the piping sys-
EN- in the lower places. To overcome II
his difficulty several valves have been (
'laced at intervals along the line which
AN be closed. thereby shutting off the
over end Of the system If necessary.
n case fire should occur i'm the higher
district. Several tests have been made
ecently at the various hydrants about
own and the system has been found
O be in perfect working order.
Mohawk Brevities.
Arthur Pollard has resigned his po-
ition with the Mohawk Mining Co.
nd returned to his home i'm Calumet
Hon. Fred w. Corbett held the at
cntion of large audience i'm st.
Georges hall last evening with his
lecture.
George a. Smith Of Greenland visit
d Mohawk on business Friday.
A. Carter OF Norway, Mich, has ac-
opted "A position with the Mohawk
lining company.
Next Tuesday marks the opening of
he Pinochle tournament i'm the fire
all under the auspices of the Mohawk
ire department.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06
OPEN NEW THEATER SOON

G. $. Sullivan's Royal moving pic
lure house, located in the Ryan es-
tate block on sixth street, will be
opened for the first time a week from
poday, November 10. Contractor
Will Milford will complete the car
penter work on the structure today.
The electrical wiring will also be COM
pletcd this week. Next week the plas-
terers and decorators will be engaged.
The seats for the house have arrived.
Gubsorfha for. Tho NarVa
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

Mrs. Joseph r. Reed was pleasantly
surprised by a number Of friends ut
her home on Wednesday evening.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-06

Read the Danger Mark for two cents
per day. Forsters' News stand. 800