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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
BETTER THAN SPANKING

Spanking does not cure children of bed
wetting. There is constitutional cause
for this trouble. Mrs. Nj. Summers, Box
W. Notre Dame. Ind, will send free to
any mother her successful home treat
ment, with full instructions. Send no
money, but write her today IL your chill
dren trouble you in this way. Don't blame
the child, the chances are it can't help It,
This treatment also cures adults and aged
people troubled with urine difficulties by
day or night.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

~ spells made life burden. The kid
ney secretions were terribly disorder
ed could hardly move muscle
without severe pain. l was a physical
wreck when l began taking Doan's
kidney Pills. The change was Won
derful. Since using them my trouble
is gone. have a good appetite,
weigh more and feel we'll"
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Toster-N1Ilburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
A Burs. Of Confidence.

From "Success Magazine"
An elderly farmer up in Maine lost
his wife. and his nephew was taking
the old man back to the empty farm
house.
Well" said the old man after a long
silence. "46 years Isuppose she was
good wife to me. She was q good
cook and good houseseeper. and she
kept me we'll redd up. but. do you
know" he added. II never liked her"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

From the Chicago News.
You can't foot a bill by kicking about
It.
The softer mans head the more he
Is inclined to butt in.
Separating an easy mark from his
money is nothing to boast of.
1t wouldn't be a bad idea to acquire
the habit of lodging pessimists.
Does the ugly chorus girl come un-
der the head of stage frights?"
will come without being looked for.
A man isn't necessarily attached to
q baby carriage because he follows it..
The good times we long for will not
come in the guise of Ascent watches.
What strain there must be on the
mind of the man who thinks he knows
1t all!
You can never be a great man so
long as you associate exclusively with
small men.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
Reflection. Of q Bachelor.

F'fDln Inc New YORK TleSS.
One reason women have such a good
time talking so much is they have so
little to say.
The more subscriptions you make to
charities. the more the people who drag
the money out of you act as il they
supported them.
A mans idea of comfort is when his
wife thinks it would be u disgrace to
her for any of her friends who call in
carriages to see him dressed that
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
A Rare Gn.a rhinr.

Gam using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say l would not have been with
out it so long. had l known the relief 1t
would give my aching feet. l think 1t a
rare good thing for anyone having sore
or tired feet.-Nirs. Matilda Holtwert,
Providence, F.. l." Sold by all Druggists,
CSC. Ask to-day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
HANDS RAW AND scA1Y.

ltched and Burned Terribly-Could
Not Move Thumbs without Flesh
CracLktng-Sleep Impossible-Cuti-
cura Soon Cured Eczema.
IAN itching humor covered both my
hands and got up over my wrists and
even up to the elbows. The Itching and
burning were terrible. My hands got
all scaly and when scratched, the
surface would be covered with blisters
and then get raw. The eczema got 80
bad that could not move my thumbs
without deep cracks appearing. went
to my doctor, but his medicine could
only stop the itching. At night suf-
fered SO fearfully that could not
sleep. could not bear to touch my
hands with water. This went on for
three months and l was fairly worn
out. At last | got the Cutcura Rene
dies and in n month was cured. Wal
ter H. Cox, 16 Somerset st., Boston,
Mass. Sept. 25. 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
Mad Muliah.
Note-It is reported that the Mad Null
lah has a band of hunters on the Roose
Welt trail near Nairobi.
Mad Mullah. on summer day.
Called out his band In fierce array.
You hot sonali men, said he,
Must get some great big game for me;
1.-The rlino, hippo and them all.
Compared with this are mighty small. /"
Mad Mullah smiled when thus he spoke;
His hot Somalis saw the joke.
Now turn us loose and you shall see.
Glow quickly we will go and find
The great big game you have In mind"
Mad Mula1 grinned. for we'll he knew
What hunting stunts his band could do.
Good. hot somals." said he then.
Now scatter and come back again.
with that big game, for If you fail
The bunch Of you shall go to Jail.
You know how despise liar
you'll have a corking time, hope,
And bring him hither on the lope."
The hot Somalis bowed and skipped
Resolved to have the big game nipped.
Mad Mullah. In the desert hot,
Waits. wondering If they will or not.
w. j. Hampton.
Better than gold-Like it In color
Hamlins Wizard Oil-the best of all rem
! edies for rheumatism, neuralgia, and all
| pain, soreness and inflammation.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
Reflections of a Bachelor.


A woman can stand living in most
any kind of house by calling it an
estate.
The greatest disappointment about
owning your own house is you haven't
any janitor to cuss over.
Ii there was any other way to be so
sentimentally foolish not nearly SO
many girls would get engaged.
The steam heat that you can't find
In the flat during the winter discovers
itself in the ice chests in the summer.
The reason the baby picks out the
middle of the night to yell is it's proud
father wouldn't believe it II 1T was in
the daytime when he was at the office.
Miss Esther Cleveland in Rome.
From Rome Letter to the New York
Times.
One OF the most charming among the
many afternoon receptions given by
Americans who have crowded Rome
during the last few weeks was given
by Mrs Daniel S. Lamont, of New
York. at the new Palace hotel. Miss
Esther Cleveland. a daughter of the
late eX-president looked after the com
fort of the guests and spoke With great
interest of the recent audience the
pontiff had granted her.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08


From my own e1-
perience l believe the
worst of women's
troubles originate
from weak kidneys.
For years my health
failed gradually.
Pain In the back and
a feeling OF heavy
pressure over the alb
domen. poor appetite,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
Love. Threads Of Gold.

In the night she told story,
In the night and all night through
While the moon was In her glory.
And the branches dropped with dew.
Twas my HE she told. and round It
Rose the years as from deep;
In the worlds great heart she found it.
Graded like child asleep.
In the night l saw her weaving
by the misty moonbeams cold.
All the weft her shuttle cleaving
With a sacred threaG of gold.
All. she wept me tears of sorrow.
l>iiliiug tears so mystic sweet.
Then she wove my last tomorrow,
And her web lay al my feet.
of my life she made the story:
must weep 50 soon twas told
But your name did lend It's glory,
And your ove its thread OF gold,
Jean lngelow.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
CAPTAIN ROALD AMUNDSEN.
FROM IAE SPHERE


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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
uNY0N'S
PAW-PAW PILLS

The best Stomach
and Liver Pills known
and q positive and
speedy cure for Con-
stipation, Indigestion.
Jaundice, Biliousness.
Sour Stomach. Head
ache, and all ailments
arising from q disor-
|dered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concentrat-
ed form all the vir-
tues and values Of
Munyon's Paw-Paw
tonic and are made
from the juice Of the
0AnnVyN.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
Miss Esther Cleveland in Rome.
A WORD WITH WOMEN.

These Facts May Open the Eyes of
Many Discouraged Ones.
Mrs Matilda Lindemann. 4423
Wentworth Ave. Chicngo. Ill.. saws:
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

paW-PaW 3ruit. unhesitatlngIy tec0m-
mend these pills as being the best laxa-
tive and cathartic ever compounded. Get
Q 25-cent bottle and II you are not per-
fectly satisfied will refund your money.
-AtNYON.
4sd NJ Jeiiesssn Sts.. Phlladelphla. Pa.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
draws tho pain and Inflammation from bee stngs and
insect bites soothes and sllays the awful itching Of
mosquito bites. $780, S5c and toc. bottles.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
Pointed Paraoraph..

Hrs. Wnsssw.s eoornrxe STEW for cn,,4,e,
eeeshfng. sofssos tAs gans. reduces fnaAmmasi %,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

Better than gold-Like 1t In color
Hamins Wizard Oi-the best of all rem
edies for rheumatism, neuralgia. and all
pain, soreness and inflammation.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

The hot Somals bowed and skipped.
Resolved to have the big game nipped.
Mad Mullah. In the desert hot,
Waits. wondering If they will or not
w. j. Hampton.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08
He Knew Tho Classification.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer
The vigilant custom house officer was
right on his job.
who is in your party?" he de-
manded Of the fur collared theatrical
manager.
The English pony ballet that am
bringing to New York." the manager
responded.
inspector briskly. as he turned to the
next arrival.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1909-07-08

OF course you know just what you
would do in another mans place, but
why don't you do the right thing in
your own place?
Imperial Valley press., 1909-03-20
REFORM OF RECORDER'S COURT.

The udcrousy futile climax of El Centros first liquor sufficiently usfe the action of the Board of Trustees in ma ing change office of City Recorder. defendant, found guilty and admitted by his counsel to have been guilty of furve of the has gone scatee because the sentence passed upon him muded to be imperative He has left the State and his attorney has boasted publicly that not cent of the imposed upon him will be paid The law violated and then made mockey by the neptude of the court that attempted to enforce it.
 The ordinance prohibiting the sale of liquor beverage n Fl Centro must be enforced and guilty of violating it should be tried legally and deceny convicted according to the law and the evidence and disciplined effectively. It than useless to bring before Recorder whose nexprnce makes possible for lawyers trial into dsgracefu farce and lack of confidence official advisers him from taking advice him opposition to their gestions.
 The change that has been made gives those who would break the law It should give of eff cien administration citizens who wish the liquor ra c made perous in Fl Cenro The Recorder in sympathy with breakers than the whom he succeeds and has the experience and sufficient acquaintance with the dnary rules of proceeding conduct trial with proprety keep the court from becoming object of rdue and public contempt
Imperial Valley press., 1909-03-20

who reclaimed their holdings and complied with the requirements of land laws will be able to obtain money improve their them productive without dis posing of any portion of their land by assignment Patent f nal receipt makes the title good and sufficient security for oan and coming into the valley for investment in mortgages
 of this change in the situation, noted and report ed by agents is the withdrawal of tracts that offered for sale The have not raised the price which lands listed they do want to se and of them taking their property out of the hands of agents The opportunity obtain and improved land in Imperial Val
 ley at low figures which open during the past is going gmmerng and settlers will be glad that the real estate market dull while they waiting for the clouds to from their
 titles Landeekes who missed the chance and agents who went through the winter short grass not feel happy when they think of the days that more
 As if to make amends for her nconsderate behavior of last nature has been very kind to Imperial Valley this Climatic conditions have been peculiarly favorable to the farmer and all his crops have prospered Cattle have thrven rich urage and there has been marked improvement the quality of dairy products There has been plenty of good forage and the have tainted their milk with pepper and mustard The market for vegetables is active and of early products satisfactory of asparagus and the like have made money and cabbage planters expecting large returns The southern cabbage crop being failure the Imperial Valley likely to be disappointed The melon prospects couragng and there to be little danger this of such change weather conditions that which retarded the growth of vines last year
 In short everything looks good the Imperial Valley farmers and business and the dull period will be forgotten
Imperial Valley press., 1909-03-20
RETURN OF GOOD TIMES.

There has been substantial improvement business cond- tons in Imperial Valley during the past few weeks and the look bghens every The valley people they went through period of stagnaton without grumbng making times by telling each other how bad business For several months and collections diff cult The condition recognized and accepted and everyone simply did the best he could and waited for better Now there notable return of heerfulness and confidence
 There good for the optimistic feeling that pre- walls Acceptance of the survey of valley lands has raised the real estate blockade and motion the machinery by which titles perfected and the of patents begun
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03
OF Local Interest

A GIRL - A twelve-Dond daughter
was born Friday to Mrs Marley.
YAvAPAI VIsIToRs-Mrs. ]. C.
Graves, formerly of this city, now of
Prescott, is stopping at the Ford. Mrs
J.. Paul of Jerome Junction, is &C
companying her.
GONE TO LONG BEACH - The
Moss twins, accompanied by their
grandfather, Mr.. Hartman, have gone
to Long Beach, Cal, where they VIII
spend the summer.
A DlSSoLVING MINING COMPA-
MA petition was filed in court yes
terday for the dissolution of the Col
den Gate Mining company. Judge
Kent set a day for hearing
cHILDREN'S REcITAL-This aft
ernoOn at 2:3O o'clock at the School
of Music, the young children of the
school will give their closing recital,
which is open to the public.
SURVEY APPROVED - Mineral
Survey No. 1896, Blue Bell lode, has
been approved by the surveyor gem
eral. This survey is situated in the
Cochise Mining District, Cochise
county, and is claimed by B. F. Hald-
erman.
IN NEW QUAlTERS-Johnson &
Remsbottom, the plumbers, are now
installed in their new location at 81
South First avenue, where they have
more commodious quarters. This
firm has had a most satisfactory
growth since coming to Phoenix o.
THE CUTTING WAS JUSTlFIABE
jacob Harrington. who had been ar
rested for stabbing E. H. Williams, had
a hearing before Justice tombstone
yesterday and was discharged. 1t was
brought out that Williams was the
aggressOr and that he had knocked
Harrington down several times while
traversing a distance of block and
half. 1t was also shown that the
weapon used by Harrington was the
smallest kind Of a Denknife, with
which it would have been almost i'm
possible to inflict a fatal wound.
THEFT OF A HoRSE-On Tuesday
afternoon between and O'Clock a
horse belonging to Clinton Campbell
was stolen from the pasture of Sam
Dunlop northwest of the city. That
tn animal was stolen is known from
the fact that the gates about the pas
ture field were found fastened. In
quiry has been made in every direc-
ton by the sheriffs office, but last
night no word has been received. The
missing animal is described as a bay
horse colt, years old, with dark name
and tail. The weight is about 100
pounds There are no brands. The
horse is broken to drive and is very
gentle. There is wire cut about four
inches long on the right front foot
just above the hoof. The cut has just
healed. The hair has not yet grown
over il.
COLISEUM BILL GooD-The bill
at the Coliseum last night was EFT
ceptionally good. w w. Wilson, the
worlds champion buck and wing
dancer was especially strong. The
pictures We're away out of the ordi-
nary as was f-the illustrated song
Reeves and Wood are fast placing the
Coliseum at the top with the leading
amusement places of the southwest.
Tonight there. will be an entire
change in the vaudeville acts. Fri
day night will be amateur night
again, when a prize of s. will be Civ
en- the amateur receiving the greatest
applause All who desire to partici-
pate in the amateur events should
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03

register at the box office by o'clock
tonight.
BACK ON BUSlNESS-Mrs E. M
Lisonbee, who has lived in Los Ange-
les for the last five years has returned
to Phoenix for an indefinite stay TO
look after her property interests here
GET A DOG Tactic sporting in
stincts of the city administration Off
Gals always become more pronounced
about this season of the year. and as
it is now the closed season for quail
and the supply of wild ducks and
white wings is too small to attract in
terest the police will turn their atten-
ton to dogs The dog catcher will
be the hero of the hour on and after
ten days more. That the game may
have fair warning and chance for its
life, dog tags at 81 per may be secured
any time now by application to City
Tax COLLECTOR Barnett at the city hall.
NINE-PoUND GRANDCHILDREN.
and Mrs. H. c. Yaeger received tele-
gram yesterday from Percy Cowan, a
son-in-law who lives in Vicksburg,
Miss, announcing the arrival in the
Cowan home of nine-pound son, on
the advent of whom the COwan house,
hold is rejoicing. Mr.. Yaeger said
that he considered it a mean, low down
trick on the part of the Stork to act
that way without even limiting to them
that he was going to tour that sec
ton 1t might be all right to surprise
younger people, but at the age of Mrs.
- iY,l-
ii was becoming in the stork to play
such surprising jokes. However, he
refuses to get mad about it. A pri-
vate census report now gives the Cow
an family two boys and one girl.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03
BACK FROM TOMBSTONE.

BACK FROM TOMBSTONE. L.
B. Alexander has returned from Tomb
stone where he has been attending
United States court.
MORE COMMUTATiONS-A num-
Der of additional combinations of sen
tence have been granted to prisoners
| in the Florence penitentiary for work
on the grounds and buildings of the
institution.
GOING EAST-Doctor and Mrs. G.
w. Viclers- will leave on this morn
ing's train for Prescott, where Mrs.
Vickerss will remain for few weeks.
The doctor will continue east as a
representative of FL Zaribah temple
in the Imperial council of the Mystic
shrine which will meet in Louisville.
Ky, June s. on his return Mrs.
Vickers will go east for the summer.
GONE TO cALIFoRNIA-L. c.
Hill left last evening for Los An
geIes where he goes as a witness to
testify before a commissioner in the
case between the reclamation SER
vice and the Colorado Delta Canal
company which has interests in the
vicinity of Yuma Mr.. Hill said last
evening that before returning he
would probably go to Provo, Utah, as
he would have to go there soon any
how on official business and by ex-
tending this trip he can save doubling
back between here and Los Angeles.
BACK FROM SOUTHERN TRIP
Governor r. E. Sloan and Col j. H
McClintock returned yesterday morn
ing from a tour including Tucson,
Benson, Bisbee and Douglas, and re-
port having enjoyed excellent visits in
all those towns. The governor deliv-
cred an address to the graduating class
of the university and later was tender
ed delightful reception by the cit
liens of Tucson at the Old Pueblo club.
At Benson the governor addressed the
public school and in Bisbee he deliv-
cred the principal address on memorial
day. At Douglas he was also the
guest of honor at big reception.
DEATH OF ED LASHAM-Ed.
Lasham died yesterday morning at
St Joseph's hospital of tubercular
meningitis. The body will be sent
to his home in Chicago for inter
ment. Mr.. Lasham was engaged in
the transfer business in Chicago and
came to Phoenix some months ago
for his health. He went back to
Chicago on a visit and came to
Phoenix some months ago for his
health. He went back to Chicago on
a visit and en- route to Phoenix again
was seized with the disease that re-
suited fatally. He was travelling
alone and when he reached Ash Fork
became delirious and was believed to
be insane. He was arrested on that
charge and taken to Prescott where
it was discovered that instead of in
sanity it was a very serious illness
that had overtaken him. His Phoe-
nix friends learned of his condition
and whereabouts and Ed. Doyle went
to'Prescott and brought him to Phoenix
He was given every possible attention
after his condition was discovered but
was hopelessly stricken.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03

B. Alexander has returned from Tomb
stone where he has been attending
United States court.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03

Crump's Hay and Grain Company
buys Fresh Eggs. ...--..-..
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03
MORE coMMUTATioNs-A num-

Der of additional communications of SEN
tence have been granted to prisoners
on the grounds and buildings of the
institution
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03


Graham has beaten the champions of
many states. He started west some
time ago, playing pool as he went He
beat Harry Jerome, the Wisconsin
champion. In St. Paul he beat George
Adler, the champion of Minnesota.
Then when he got to Montana he took
a fall out of Charlie Derome, the
Frenchman who held the championship
of that state. At Seattle he bested
the Seattle Kid, but was unable to
get match on with Harry Hart. the
champion of Washington and one Of
the best players on the coast. The
match with Medium will be for 500
points, 100 of which will be played
each Wednesday night The bowling
alley wilh be filed with seats and
there will be room for over ESQ peole
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03

A GIRL - A twelve-Dond daughter
was born Friday to Mrs. Marley.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03

register at the box office by o'clock
tonight.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-03
SOLUTION OLA MYsrERY-rha

is. there was partial solution of il.
Joe Yberri has a ranch in an out of
the way place along the river south
east of the city. A Mexican is in charge
of it and one of the industries of the
ranch is the raising OF hogs. For
months the hog pen has been subject
ed co visitatiOns at night by a thief
who butchered the hogs in the pen.
carrying away parts of them. The
Mexican in charge was instructed to
watch the pen and he did so for sew
eral nights without result Last night
he did not go on guard but at a late
hour he happened to be in the vicinity
of the pen and went to see if every
thing was quiet. He saw a man in
the pen in the act of cutting a dead
hog in two. The entrails were scat
tered about the ground. The custodian
called to the thief who sprang to his
feet and, drawing a revolver, ordered
his discoverer to leave. The invita-
ton was so pressing that he did So
The thief shouldered half of the hog
and started away. He was followed
by the Mexican and neighbor, but
alarmed, by the frequent firing of a
iCNCA'ti my hib nv hStP NOi9 NiOSt.
They came to the sheriffs office and
Deputy Davis went out and followed
the trail in the moonlight until it was
lost.
POOL ToURNAMENT-The week
ly pool tournament at the Pastime
bowling alleys, which was held last
night, was won bv the Great I'm
known" BY a score of rs against As
points made by the "Whizzard" Both
the Whizzard and the Great Unknown
are city business men, neither of whom
care to be identified as Arizona pool
champions for business reasons. The
two incogs. played an interesting game,
though it was rather one-sided. Next
Wednesday Jack Medium, who has
beaten everything alive so far. will
play Harry Graham, the present man
ager of the Pastime. The match will
be for the championship of Arizona.