The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-08

sii sfS' n,xss Ehfn hs hes been out on . 5as to kiss horses. xa Wien Sn some 0 Msnhas, t, tan girls attempt to kiss them, how ever. ws shouldn,t wondsr if the in. Seasens bor.s Isn s5sests didn't sive 'em ths The city sirl down on the farm.
 who'd come to make visit.
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 Her skin ls smooth as silk"
 T knoT; sst.d put where's the one" sn'
 "That gives the suttsrmiikr'
 . speakiag of that new thirty.on,s
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 All the seats in Western church are set on ptvots like those in dry will enable the women in the eongre- gation to turn around and look at every new hat that comes la without much extra efcrt,
 Tusk seven feet long and four teeth each weighing three pounds, have just been dpg up In New Jersey. They are no doubt the remains of some of the first New Jersey mosauitoes.
 .Alvays believe less than you are when woman tells you her ass,
 New York girl ia winning fame as can lift a man three feet in the air by touching him. That's nothing, little bee can do that and set him In q rage Into the bargain. A quiet little Mont this that every time she showed her husband bill fer anything for her self or the children, it raised her sas0sns sas made sss % sar fss as an ss air
 win you let me have sample of that old gold flannel and also one of the mauve blue color7' asked the tim.
 .No, you don't work that dodge on careful clerk. "You want to make s bathing. suit out of 1t. We have been stunE that way just once too often"
 Little drops Of whiskey,
 And there's no complaint
 It simply makes the soft drink
 Look like what it aint.
 a train. but most of them are nearly an hour too soon for 1t, running seversl blocks for fear they will miss it. or @ Clothing of Every Kind. in the hot weather, you feel like taking the advice all right
 An old maids waist might well be termed . waist of time.
 .a Mexican who owned nine drug stores failed out there the other day. We presume even the soda fountains were charged.
 The minerals of the clay accornpany-- ing the diamond are quartz. silex, mon. aztte. zircon. disthene, staurotede. sTSs Of on When ana 1t sss in the puffed out shirt bosom of a hotel clerk, the chief thing accompany ing it Is brass and cheek. <
 St. stephen was stoned to death for attempting to wear knickerb ockers. Wonder if 1t was his wife who stoned him in & dispute to see who should wear the trousers in that household.
 This Is the time Of year when you hike to the river banks. hire dat bottomed boat that leaks faster than married mans pocketbook, paddle around Tn the muds are e&tcu up oy horse flies and sand bugs, and come home vet and hungry enough to. eat the old rotten harness of the nail in the barn, catch two, snan fish. as big what bully time you had.
 Mrs. Margaret Dunn complains that her husband made her walt out in the vestibule all night and wouldn't get up and come down to open the door for her. It tickles man nearly to death to read of the tables being turned this way once in while
 An exchange says that kissing through veil isn't worth while. Great convenience for women who persist Tn kissing each other. when young man IS doing the kissing, however, it's altogether a different proposition. Did you ever notice that young lady from Prattviile seldom wears q veii2 Wonder why2 F. H. A. z