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To Sleep.

10 Sleep.
A flock Of sheep that leisurely pass
by
One after one; the sound of rain,
and bees.
Murmuring; the fall of rivers, wind
and seas,
Smooth fields. white sheets Of water,
and pure sky;
I've thought Of all by turns, and still
] lie
Sleepless: and soon the small birds
melodies
Must hear. first utter'd from my
orchard trees,
And the first cuckoo's melancholy
cry.
Even thus last night and two nights
more 1. lay,
And could not win thee, Sleep, by
any stealth;
So do not let me wear tonight away;
Without thee, what is all the morn
ing's wealth?
Come, blessed barrier between day
and day,
Dear mother of fresh thoughts and
joyous health.
William Wordsworth.
Washington Post: The President
and Mrs. Taft had a family party at
dinner with them at the white house
last evening, including, in addition to
their children, Mr.. and Mrs. Edwards,
the presidents brother-in-law and sis
ter; Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis More, of
Cincinnati, brother-in-law and sister
OF Mrs. Taft, and Miss Heron, of Gin
cinati, sister of Mrs. Taft, who are
guests at the white house, and Mr..
and Mrs. Henry w. Taft, of New York.
Mr.. Robert Taft, who is student at
Yale; Miss Helen Taft, who Is a stu
dent at Bryn Mawr, and Charles Taft,
student in his uncle's academy at
Watertown, Conn.,, who came to
Washington to see their father take
his oath of Office as president of the
United States, will return tomorrow
to their studies.
Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Bangs will
go down to the twin cities this even
ing for few days stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. C. Lang of South
Fourth street are the proud parents of
fine new baby boy who arrived at
their nome yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. G. Wilson and
daughter of Minneapolis are guests of
Mrs. Wilson's sister, Mrs. Adolph
Care and family of Girard street.
Medford, (Ore) Morning Mail: w.
H. jerks of Arivlla, N. D.. is here,
loking over the country with a view
to locating. He is an old time friend
Of Hon. w. w. Glasgow, of this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Hartstein, who
have been guests of their daughter,
Mrs. Max Rabinovitch for the past
few weeks, have returned to their
home in Fargo.
: Miss Belle Reed returned yesterday
from Fargo and Moo. head where she
has been visiting friends for the past
few days. Miss Reed also witnessed
the production of Ben Hur" during
her visit.
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Jenny's Quick Method,

Jenny's uncle. who was a school.
teacher, met her on the street one
beautiful May day and asked her II
she was going to the Maypole dance.
mo. I amt going"
"oh, my little DEAR" said her uncle,
'you must not say 4 amt going. You
must say I am not going,'" And he
proceeded to give her little lesson in
grammar. "You are not going. He is
not going. We are not going. You are
not going. They are not going. Now.
can you say all that, Jenny?'
"Sure. can" she replied, making q
courtesy. There amt nobody going"
Ladies' Home Journal.
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Group positively stopped in 20 min
utes, with Dr. Shops Group Remedy
One test alone will surely prove this
truth. No vomiting. no distress. A
safe and pleasing syrup-50c. Sold
by Schlaberg & Griffin.
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Directory OF The
Fraternal Orders
MEETING IN GRAND FORKS

Notices under this head published
free. Secretaries of ali fraternal
organizations of Grand Forks and
East Grand Forks are requested to
SEND their notices to tho Advertis-
ing Manager. Evening Times.
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT-ruRN1sHED FRONT
room for light housekeeping. If de-
sired, 20s Cottonwood street. 493
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When man says he will make it
all right" do not forget that after
wards your opinion and his may differ
as to what constitutes making 1t all
right.
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GEO. A. Observation-Disclosures
law. Office ground floor, Clifford
building. Both telephones 81.
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ROOM FOR RENT AT 31S INTERNA-
tional avenue. 491
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DIR. W. C. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
and surgeon. Phone N. w. 494L.
First State bank block. East Grand
Forks, MINI.
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FOR RENT-A GOOD FIvE-RooM
house Inquire of L. L. Griffin at
Schlabcrg and Griffin. ATS
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~. a. NJ, Corinthian Chapter No. 8.
stated stated Gonvocation every second AMI
fourth Tuesday 1880 p. M, Masonic
Chas. Allen, Sec.
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SKULASON & BURTNESS-AT-oR
neys-at-law. Clifford building. sec
ond floor. Both phones 1858. Grand
Forks, N. u.
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DIR. W. II. WITHERSTINE-PHYSI-
clan and surgeon. Office Beare block
Both phones 341.
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Or. j. GKASSICk- OFFICE NORTH
western building, corner DeMers
avenue and Fourth street.
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UNIFORM RANK IL. r., No. 1. meets
every first and third Monday at s D. M,
r. hall Thos. l.. Lawson. Capt: 4.
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Simple Remedy for La Grippe.

La grippe coughs are dangerous as
they frequently develop into pneu-
monia. Foley's Honey and Tar not
only stops the cough but heals and
strengthens the lungs SO that no seri-
GUS results need be feared. The
genuine Foleys Honey and Tar con-
tains no harmful drugs and is in a
yellow package. Refuse substitutes.
Sold by McGrath Pharmacy.
Watch for the big sensations at the
Empire next week
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DIR. GISLASON-SPECIALlsT, EYE,
ear, nose and throat. Is South
Third street.
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DIR. A. EGGERS-THIRD STREET
over Benner, Begg e. Garvin.
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a. +. & A. NJ, Acas,a NO 4, stated
f foal.n uhlcation every second and
aasourth Friday at s D. m Masonic
p pempie: w. L. Wilder. w. NJ; l. A
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW

w. L. A. Calder. Geo. A. Mcdonald.
CALDER Il MCDONALD, LAWYERS,
st. John block, Grand Forks, N. ID.
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]. D. TAYLOR-PHYs1CIAN AND
surgeon. Hours 3 to 10 a. M, to
p. NJ, Z to p. M. Office First Ma
tional bank block. Telephone 164L.
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MODERN WooDMEN OF AMERICA,
40 NO, l2l0, meets every first and third
thursday at p. M, Empire nall. u.
S S harms. Venerable Consul; NJ. W.
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DIR. 7. MULLIGAN-ovER sCHLA
berg & Griffin drug store.
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BOARD AND ROOM

BOARD AND ROOM OFFERED AT 21a
Kittson avenue. 474
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WANT ADS

Advertisements under this head.
ing one cent . word for each IN.
sertlOn. No single Insertion less
. nas. IL cents' pI Cssh 11st ac 60"
Copy must reach office before II
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DEGREE OF HONOR, No. II, meets
every second and fourth Friday at
2: M, Empire hall. Mrs. . j. Froats,
tary.
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TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION, No. 81,
meets every first Sunday in the after
noon at o'clock. Empire hall. Otto
Keller, Pres; A. j. Tagley. Sec.
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PROFESSIONAL
CARDS
PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS

DRs. extern & NARsDEN-SPE.
cialist Eye. Ear, Nose and Throat,
Platky building, Grand Forks, N. u.
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FOR RENT-MoDERN sIx-RooM
fiat. over Friedman's Fur store. In
Quire at store.
FOR RENr-FEw SUITES AT THE
f'rederick With and without bath. III
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~ SONS OF NORWAY, Warden Lodge
No. q. meets every first and third
tuesday at S p. m.. X. P. hall A, L,
Lodmell. Pres; Andrew Peterson, Sec.
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u. r. o. E., No. 255, meets every frs,
and third Saturday at D. M, EIks
nan, security block. James Dinnic,
EXALTED Ruler; Il. A. Brown. Secretal,
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MODERN PROTECTIVE AssoC1A-
ZION, No; i7S. meets every first and
Ihlrd FRIDAY at s p. M. Empire hall.
r. B.. Wadsley. Worthy Pres; Mrs
Laura Young, Secretary.
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l. h. of NJ. w. F., meets on the last
Sunday of each month at p. M, in
Giles hall. East Grand Forks. Thomas
Pendcr. president: James r. Rowe,
Secretary treasurer.
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ROYAL NElGHDORs, Council No.
l3S, meets every second and fourth
Thursday at p. H., Empire hall. Mrs.
sltzgerald. Oracle; Mrs. Laura Young
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Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Ladd OF Forbes,
N. D.. arrived yesterday for a visit
with their son, G. r. Ladd, and family,
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~ X. T. ST. ALDERMAN CoMMANDERY,
No. No. 3, stated conclave every second
MMonuay each month at 1910 p. M.
~. Masohic Temple. Geo. L. DDuis, f. c. +:
Chas Allen, Recorder.
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DAUGHTERS OF NORWAY, Gyda
Lodge No. 10. meets every second and
fourth Tuesday at s p. ~, *. P. hall.
Mrs. Bydal, Pres; Miss Langseth, Sec,
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Mrs. George Kahala has been called
to Minneapolis by the sudden illness
of her father,
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ORDER OF OWLS, Nest No. Sc.
meets every second and fourth Tuesday
at p. M, Empire hall. +. Il. Wadsley,
Pres; A. J. klncaid, Sec.
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KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS, No. 1861,
meets every second and fourth Mon
aay at 1880 p ~, lrish-Americun hall.
FREQ aeo ouggan. G. X; Gerald Raf1e..
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IRISH-AMERICAN CLUB, meets
every first Monday of each month at s
block, open every day and evening. II,
P. Ryan. Pres; ]. E. Sheehy, Sec.
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A: 4 A. $. II. CARMEL. LODGE o.,
la,isF No 2. stated commun-
month at 1870 D. M. Masonic romnlr
| -. M. Holmes. v. NJ; Chas. Allen, See.
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DR.. leila White Stewart will sneak
at the Y. w. c. A. tomorrow evening
at o'colck giving health talk. All
young women are invited,
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KNIGHTS PYTHIAs, No. 1, meets
every eve thursday at 8 y. M. IL. p. hall.
man, Chancellor Commander: w NJ
Baldwin. Keeper of Records and Seal.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
ANGER is DANGEROUS.
II Wrecks the Whole System and
Tends to Shorter Life.

1t is well known that violent ut OF
temper affects the heart instantly, and
psychophysicists have discovered the
presence of poison in the blood imme-
diately after such outburst. This ex-
plains why we feel SO depressed. ex'
hausted and nervous after any storm
Of passion-worry, jealousy or revenge
has swept through the mind. 1t has
left in its wake vicious mental poison
nnd other harmful secretions In the
brain and blood.
There is no constitution so strong
but 1t will ultimately succumb to the
constant racking and twisting Of the
nerve centers caused by an uncon-
trolled temper. Every time you be-
come angry you reverse all Of the nor
NAL mental and physical processes
Everything in you rebels against pas
sion storms: every mental faculty pro
tests against their abuse.
II people only realized what havoc
Indulgence In hot temper plays IN
their delicate nervous structure. II
they could only see with the physical
eyes the damage done as they can see
what follows in the wake Of tornado.
they would not dare to get angry.
When the brain cells are overheated
from a fit Of temper their efficiency Is
seriously impaired, II not absolutely
ruined. The presence of the anger pol
son. the shock to the nervous system.
is what makes the victim so exhausted
and demoralized after loss of self con
trol.-Orison SWEET Marden in Success
Magazine.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15

Ven der whole plane world is dwisted
straight.
INT you're gedding double-visted
Piows right from der hands of fate,
Don'd 20 scowling all der morning.
Don't lie weeping all der night
Dere is bedder times a-borning,
After vile i'd vas all right.
Laugh leedle,
Ven you're chust chuck-full nit sorrow
Unit your mind unit heart iss plue
Unit you're preddy sure tomorrow
VIII be vorser yet for you.
Don'd gif up, Don'd let 'em vip you,
Dwist your lips unto a schmile.
7 Ike not hart luck viii skip you
You'll be happy alder vile.
Laugh a lcedle.
Dere is lots of laughter in you:
Dcre is laughs for all der tears;
Chust forget der grief dots been. you
Haf your chance In odder years.
Dou'd go round all bent up double
Nit der load OF woe you've got
II you want to borrow trouble.
Derc Is folks to lend lot
Laugh lcedlei
Vat II iss7 Healr. frent.. or money?
Dose nit Won has lost der rest.
After vile you'll thing it's funny
II you haren't got der best,
Let der laughter come a-buhbling
From your heart unit from your eyes.
Den der world VIII cease from troubling
Unit you Won't had tune for sirhs.
Laugh le.dle,
Beils ain'd tolllng In der steeples;
Put your piueness on der shelf
Don't you fret for oodcr peoples.
Each Won Worries for himselfi
Louxh a leediei Get II started.
Gif II room unit see II spread.
Bedder live hs're happy hearted.
For you'll be a long time dead
Laugh lcedle,
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
THEIR FIRST TRIP.

They had only been married since
June and II was their first experience
in seeking country board. After rid
ing ten miles in a rafting farm cart
they arrived at the door of the farm
house.
And now. strangers" said the old
farmer after he had asked about a
score of questions. Il want to tell
yeou right now that down here with
us yeou be supposed to go to bed
with the chickens" The young man
whispered to his young wife and
then both climbed back on the farm
cart.
Boy" said the young man. his lips
compressed with determination. drive
us back to the station"
The freckled lad grinned and
whipped up the horse.
You uns didn't seem to lie the
placer" he chuckled.
No." said the young man. We have
often read about crowded farm houses,
but when it comes to showing US on
to the henhouse that is going a little
too strong. l guess wen stay in the
city"
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
coiored Preachers Text.

A colored man in Atlanta. Ga, Is a
preacher on Sundays and a barber on
week days. One of his customers
makes It a rule TO be first in the chair
on Monday morning, when he is sure
OF being entertained by resume OF
Uncle Rastus' Sunday dissertation.
At night the family always looked for
the latest from the colored brother.
This was one of his recent effusions:
Yesterday took for my text Clean
ltness am next to godliness. and j
dun reach my climax wild dis argu-
ment: Now. what day follows Sun
day? Why. Monday. Monday Is
wash day in all well reg'lated fam
blies. Monday comes mex to Sun
day; so. my bredden. that settles 1t
that the words of my tex am true.
Cleanliness am mex TO godliness."
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
EXPERT PLAYERS.
Four Ladies and an interesting At
tempt at Whist.

The following conversation was over
heard by a waiter at q ladies' club.
The man was able to use his knowl-
edge of shorthand TO take notes, hav-
ing once been a reporter:
Jane" said Maria. lit is your lead
why. no." answered Jane; lit is
Ida's"
NO" spoke up Ida; at is not my
lead. Susan dealt the cards"
why. then. 1t must be my lead
said Maria What's trumps?''
Hearts, shouted three young voices
In unison.
We'll. there is my lead" said Maria,
playing the deuce of clubs.
But you must lead a trump card
my dear" cried Jane.
Yes. and lead the biggest trump
you have in your hand" put in Ida,
James partner.
well. then. here is the queen OF
hearts," said Maria.
"Oh. you mean thing, your exclaim-
ed Jane. THAT takes my king"
But l will take the trick, for I have
the ace" said Ida.
But" remarked Susan. that is the
ace of diamonds"
$50 1t is" said Ida. well. here IL
the four of hearts"
"I've got the ace Of hearts," purred
Susan. Does that take the trickT'
"Of course 1t does" answered Jane.
mo. It doesn't" said Ida. "A court
card always takes another card"
"Oh. let's stop playing" cried Maria
wearily Its no fun when there are
no men to tell you how to play
Pearson's Weekly.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
HIS FAILING.
He Lad as good a chance as most,
Ability TO win.

He Lad as good a chance as most,
Ability to win;
And energy TO know Just when
Was right time to begin;
In fact. he saw good career
With fortune on its top.
But he would pause to say at times:
Il guess I'll take a drop"
He got the aviation craze,
He built an sjrship fine,
And in the ranks of rising men
He made a record fine.
Until one day when he was high
His engine works did stop;
He said far down earth 1t seemed:
Il guess I'll take a drop"
He scared up to the pearly gates
But to him they were barred;
He found to his extreme disgust
He was in the discard.
OF course. up there he couldn't stay,
As that's for virtues crop,
And sad he muttered the last time:
Il guess I'll take drop"
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
NAVAL DISCIPLINE.
What the Sailor Will Do to Obtain
Shore leaDO.

As illustrating how men respond and
adjust themselves to reward, or, what
comes to the same thing, the maximum
satisfaction for a given amount of eff
fort. two instances that came under
my observation while in the navy are
very interesting. One cruise was made
on vessel whose executive officer was
in most respects very able man.
Discipline in general was admirable
In arranging for shore leave of the
enlisted men, however, he managed so
to arrange matters, strange as 1t may
seem. that 1t was possible for man
in an inferior conduct grade to get
more liberty than one Of the best be
haved men. This was Of course en-
tirely unnatural and came about from
combination of two separate systems.
The reason was that naval regulations
compelled the giving Of at least a GER
tain amount of shore leave to men in
the second grade, while the system he
was using actually allowed less to
man in the first grade. The result was
that in a short time the bulk OF the
men were in the second conduct grade
where they could get the most liberty.
AT n later date. on another ship, the
executive officer was an extremely
able man, who had studied this Ques-
ton more carefully and was a great
believer in making 1t worth while for
the men to behave themselves and
keep in a high conduct grade. He so
arranged matters that If any man be-
haved himself sufficiently well and
did all his work with high efficiency
he could have an unusual amount of
liberty. The result was that this ship
had more than half its crew in what
is known as the special first class"
far and away the largest percentage
that ever came under my observation.
Walter NJ. Mcfarland In Engineer
ing Magazine.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
THE BACK OF THE NECK.
Make II Proof Against Drafts and
Colds In the Head.

Colds In the Head.
when l was a boy" said a doctor.
81 didn't believe in drafts. l thought
were cranks. But one November
night at a concert l felt all the even
ing a strong draft on the back Of my
neck. 1t was SO strong 1t resembled a
suction pump. Now said l to my
self. wen see If this draft will give
yours truly cold"
He shuddered.
For a week. he said. Il was laid
up with so vile a cold that l couldn't
breathe save with my mouth open.
And now l am satisfied that nine out
Of every ten colds are solely due to
draft on the back of the neck.
II know how to prevent such colds.
Hence l may practically say that /
know how To prevent all colds. 1t is
fact that none of my patients. thanks
to my method. know what cold is
They learn from me to do this-to
battle the back of the neck every
morning in cold water Thus the spot
becomes hardened. 1t becomes draft
proof.
"And when a new patient. peculiarly
sensitive to colds, visits me. my pecul-
lar treatment is to blow on the back
OF his neck with a bellows for several
days In succession. The bellows. in
conjunction with the icy douche, frees
him from all future susceptibility.
Thenceforth his winters pass without
that horrid winter pest. a bad cold
New Orleans Times Democrat
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
The Fisherman,

The fisherman's work is harder than
that OF the man who plays golf or
tennis. because he considers his fish
ing a scientific performance. When
he goes forth to fish he would smite
you In the eye II you suggested that
luck might have anything to do with
his prospects.
The fisherman puts a months saw
Ings in n joinied rcd. bucket, bait
basket and other parapherralia. and
wears n uniform that would scare any
fish out of the water and make II
take to tall timber II IL saw him.
The ordinary fisherman talks great
deal about whipping the streams for
trout. You would think he had admin
istered corporal punishment TO all the
rivers in the country. Also II is in
teresting TO hear him tell what game
fighters bass are. My, Just to think
of putting on the gloves with a bass
is enough to excite the most phleg-
matte of us. There Is no fisherman
who does not live in the hope that
some day some railroad will use his
picture showing him in the act of land
Ing a 400-pound tarpin as an adver-
tisement He catches sunfish. suckers.
old boots. empty tomato cans. carp.
hoopskirts. dead boughs. perch and
lumbago.
There is lots OF poetry about fishing
but n along about sundown you meet
n man walking home through four
inches @! dust, with a sunburnt nose
and blistered neck. and with one
lonely little gudgeon f,icking its tail
out of his bucket, don't on your life
strike an attitude and mention the
"fnny denizens OF the deep" Juries
acauit men for homicide on weaker
pleas.
The open-faced mackerel is doci.e
Ash. and is easily captured. Nobody
has to sit on the hot banks of a meas
ly creek half day to catch a salt
mackerel.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
Banks.

1t was in the City of Brotherly Love
that the first bank was established IL
1TS1. 1t was Incorporated by congress
under the name Of The President. d.
rectors and Company Of the Bank O,
North America" Three years later thi
second bank in the country was opened
In Boston and called the Massachu-
setts bank.
In the same year the Bank OF New
York was founded.
The first United States bank wal
founded In 1TS5 and the second In
1916. in which year the first savings
banks were established. one in Phila-
delphia, the other in Boston.-Scrap
Book.
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
Hard to Please,

Il am in hard luck"
How so?'
Told Milly she was the first girl
/ ever loved. and she said she had
no time to waste training molloycod.
dies"
"Wen?"
Then l told Amy that / thought I
had loved many before l met the real
thing in her, and she asked me If my
proposal to her was the result of a
cultured taste or only forlorn hope"
The Delta independent., 1909-10-15
Too Much Quiet.

an one occasion the hustling and
energetic archbishop of York. DR..
Maclagan. wrote to the vicar In an
outlying village suggesting that he
should lend his church for the purpose
Of giving the clergy of the district
'guict day" for meditation and frater-
nal reunion. The witty vicar Of this
sleepy hamlet in the wolds promptly
replied;
My Dear Lord Archbishop-Sour very
kind letter to hand. But what the people
IN this village want most in their spiritual
life In not . 'Quiet day" but an earth.
quake.
London Standard.