The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-01-30
HINEY ON
DIGGING CANALS

No difference does id make how
much dullneSS der season is showing
along commercial lines, someding al
ways ISIS doing. 'somevere or oder, unit
We gan always debend on id, dot de!
NEWSPAPERS Won't run out of newses
to brint. Surest ding l know, Speidle.
Yust look now; for a minute every
dingS is such a QvietneSS unit den all
of suttennesS comes pig heatlines
DOT der Banana CANAL is once yet in
der lime light. Will wonders never
ceaseless? Dot man Rosyfelt is gotten
his hants full nit detailments of der
big ditch agross der ismus of Banana,
unit unsympathetic old Bulitzer hts
made defelobmends even der more en-
crossing, vunce.
Il see, Speidle, dot Pill Daft is leaf
ing vor de scene of actionmends, unit
dot he Will pring pack nit him efery-
| ding dot ISIS wort knowing apoud der
| york; how is it progressing, vot for is
it peing didded; is der grating going
on yust like der babers say it is, uni
eferyding dot glamoring bubble might
wish to to know in conectionments vid
i der case.
'Leafing oud all der personalities
dot might pc injected into der madden
| by oder less far sightedness boobies,
| dell You convidendially dot der yob
| ISIS a much biggerness as it vos sub
| bosed ven der work. vos started ub.
Yust tink of der monts and weeks dot
have been spended alretty; unit vot
| hat We got to show vor id? 1 rebeat,
vot hat We got to show vor id =?
Nothing but a few names on pig bay
roll unit donkey engine or two slant
| ing on der nor-sout-east side of der
puddle by vich i'd is brobosed to trick
| let der water ACROSS vrom der Adam
/ die to der Pacific oceans. Unit in der
] next decadence or two, der work will
| nod progress so much as id has alret-
ty cause in der pright Lexington
| Kentucky, der is no such wort as qvit;
| Roswell would stay mid it undil
Hades frozed over vunce, unit den he
would gondinue oberations on der ice
yet. IS -
Nit Pill Daft id Is difference; he
will consult NIT der learned men vot
| don'd know no more apoud Quilting
der CANAL dan a razor-pack hog knows
apoud side pickeds. Unit alder all ISIS
sed. der new president will scradch del
baltness spot on der dop of his held
unit announces NIT all due pompousidy
dot he pellets id would We vor der ped
dermend of humanity to make a dis
| continuationmend of piZness in der
CANAL zone.
"Speidle, l vas yust reating in der
baber Something's like der FOLLOWING:
Der possibility of a chance of der
blans in der gonsdructionment of der
Banana CANAL is foreshadowed in a
I ledder wound today in der Offices of
j. D. Schuyler, Won of der enchineers
bount vor Banana nit Daft Roswell
named a commission of eight enchin-
GERS. among dem peing Schuyler, to
| broceet to Banana unit decide on der
veasipility Of der lock CANAL as gom-
barred nit der sea-lefel waterway. Id ISIS
possible dot der lock lefel, vavored by
der president viii pc abandoned if der
enchineers' rebort shows dot der IA
nous Gatumm tam voult be INSECURE.
Such a chumbleness of vorts. Spe-
| idle. yust to say dot some newsbaber
vallers rummached in der enchineer's
desk vile he ISIS away to der CANAL. unit
dot Won CT der ledders might Leaf Won
TO pellet dot he ISIS got -um TANNED
NO? der enchineers don'd pring in der
rebort yust like vot are der presidents
Ideas, put down a fiddle chalk mark
In der plack- boardt, Speidle, hell will
be a poppin-' Yust you watch Unit see
Here all dose seven years dot der
president is been an OCCUPANCY OF der
| White Huse. he is had does eagle Oh
tics fixed NIT q steatiness on: dot CAT