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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09

SIoen; men UNDER 6orieeet berpaa
antpnotes benoes &lnoer.
Snn Lob iaa oper @aarben og mo
/ Stlen for at foo Si9lp; men Den
eneite. ser bar biemme, par 9tieIs
Watbieien. iom imiolertio par gaaet
i 6ena, oa inoen ban flnoe fonme
benoe til @iGlp, Dor bun blepen frp9-
telia f%orbr9not. SIoen fit bun iluf-
fet paa Den Moaoe, at bun lob no /
@naroen oa tos Goppen al Ell fDlOt
ganotenOe, Der laa paa ell 9o9n, %
ooereite ii9 meo ganoet.
"a bun bleo bragt inc / Chen,
par alqoerne totaIt brGnot al benoe.
Zen I~toffeIs Some bIep / Siemmet
til nnite Gags 9loreen, oo bun ino-
Iagoes pan amtsipgebuiet | Sore.
Ser benIna bun belle 0ueen oa leo
itore Smerter, inbtil 9sOen oeo MiO-
natstio uofrieoe benoe al De iOpre
9ioelier.
Sun naaeoe at reooe @%aoroen fra
at blioe Sloens 9ptte, men ielo iatte
bun 9iDet til.
Al6crtis Sp 9incr 1 Groeent. Sole.
iteretsiagferer Billion. Der bar be.
6an0Get 9lI6ertis 6uditbo, bar ooer
for Ell @e6oeler til gSors amts-
tioenoe" uotalt. at ban nenter. Der
nil inofomme benDeo 100000 Str.
qeieIiat onilaar 9eieiteretsiagforereu
4l6erfis @qIo til 20 Miaioner. %
bpis bet boloer Stif. oil Ser fnnne
uobetales 1 9rocent til areoitorerne.
9p6t t @nuO fra 6looen Serbian.
On file 9reng. Seu At I%laIermeiter
.9i6mann. bleo ifeIae r@eitloaanOs
qois" forle0n Sgnoag / 0pfe6iug
airfc 0o6t ! 8anO ira 5looen Sor-
ban. hpiIfet Sr. Gidmaun / iin Gi0
bar 6iembroot ira en- Reiie i oct bel
Iioe 9ouO.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09
en itur spal piite lie j forriae na

/ SelOigbugten beo Samss / aatte-
CAT. Gen latte ganoet | 9eOGgelie.
men efter at bape orienteret Jig, itp-
reoe Den after gtoro paa.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09
NYT! NYT!

Sanueli,, Of 8rof. 5. getIer,. au.
toriieret Sueri9tteIie be6 W.
@oIft, III Siber / SmiI. SOC.
Snob. $f.20.
IRA Scrrens Sieneits, Of Sob, @st5-
ide. 20 Sioer. 5 Smil. 40c. Snob.
65c.
4pf Gin, Of Gmilte. 6ortRaing al
Siemmets gibliotef. 100 Sioer.
OmiI. DOC. Snob. Toe.
Nnrn, al y. lllmen, o%periat Of r..
q. Rabien. 5ortGan.g fro Bal
Observation-Disclosures. 12f Cider.
SmiI. 3Oc, inob. Doc.
rnser Mnlm. girfeIigbeosbiI'
Ieoe fro Nisiioum | SDoinoien.
autoriIerct SperiptteIie al amp
BiIion.gormicbnel Bog 1Sbings
az fbep ore" oeo See. Srarup. 3f7
Sioer. 5 6miI. 1.20. mob. t60.
Ian. autb. Fnb;. 5onie,
Blair. Rebr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09

mission mpo Sbetelt Tor Sngenter.
reaimentet. Oberit u. Sbortien iom
6ormano. Ger et foreIsbia pnaregnet
Io9t @aruiioner / SiaersO. RosfilOe,
8ingiteo, Solbpf og @oroinobore
0pilfe gper alOri9 fsr bar bait Gar
niion), iamtioig meO at NeitoeO @ar-
Jon beilig nooioes.
Gn itOr 6Oal bite Jig ! forrige llge
Ii SeIOigbugten beo Samss / aatte-
eot. Gen latte ganoet / 9cDGgelie;
men efter at bape orienteret Jig, itp-
reoe Den after gtoro pao.
Gn %ansrenoc SDu. sos @aaro-
eier g. Ssroenien / NnoeboGe bIeu
Der for nogen 8iO iioen i%tiaalet en-
M aprepiif. 8poen moa imioIertiO
bope faaet Sfrupler; forleoen MOB.
fog g. Sereenien nemIig ct 9reO,
boori Ser ifslge g5pens Stiitst.~ bar
10 SIR. oe en- SeooeI, boorpao Ser
par ifreoet : oMootag Oisie 10 ar.
iom Detailing for @iifen".
OpcrfalO paa rnlige apinOcr. Goa
Iquse 6leo Ell Gufe paa 3S 9lor %
benoes t2.aarige 8otter forIeoeu Rot
banfeoe op al en- @eriou, JON. oa
8otteren mffeoe op, greb benoe i
Saliqn. traf benoe uSen for oa foite0e
I1en0e ontful0. Sun IF iig Dog iliOt
les, og MI lob bun ifelae o@eaoi
5olfebl. " mo % 6euteOe en- Use,
oeo boilfen 6un boIot fig 6prcn fra
I9ipet. san iorlagoe ioa girflom-
bpoen til ct anoet 5us. b0or Der liae-
leoes Dor ct Gar enli8e aoin0er. %
6er opforte ban iia paa li8neuoe
@aaoe.
Get lnffeoes Golitict at iiuoe Scr
uin9smanoen. Der piite iia al oare en-
Somon0 IRA 9Gse.
Sauifc 5lpucmaifiner. 20 8an-
ife bar i oen ii6ite 9io f%onitrueret
6Ip0emoifiHer. JON oo8 euonu tie er
aeHnempreoeoe Grafsis.
Zen enc gr Mefonifer Chr. abI
paa 5trmobouIeparOen / aeben-
I6aDn; ban bar for giort iniIoe Smaa.
Iopfinoelier. San bar I'M ierlig ta9et
@nlOimeoenes 6lugt til Gf5empeI
og fonitrueret en- Maifine, Ser life
arbeioer meo Sfruer, men meo A
Sfprme, Ser fan titles iom Sublime.
oenes Singer. Statipet er al 9an-
bus. De 6lDpemoifiner, ni eners
fe1oer, tiger ban, er umrilige I'll 9D-
brng; oe freezer en- lang 9one iom
Giasb. meoens bans egen Maifine
gaar Iiae op og neo og Ianoer bOor
ION belit meo en- Gentimeters 1ei.
agtigbeo. 20 Snoenierer Morm og
6. 2. Saeemann Tiger COB Tor bans
9pfin0elle, o. TO Serrer ! Magiitra-
tens 3. afoelina. Clement % Mel
0orff oil iege at oaune aftieieIifab
paa ben.
Zen an6en Waifine er fonitrueret
al en- qarbns-@ efanifer 90. BIAS.
musieu, Stuosgaoe, Ser Iange bar
.ipslet meo ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
og giort fig bemarfet neo Ell Spfin-
belle paa ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 0m-
roaoe. 9elagronee itnI babe uotalt
fig roieu0e ON bans 8lDoemaifine
Cl~Ponoplan), peo 6Dilfen oct M fig
ger / Motoren, Der er roterenoe uoen
Soingbiul o. 8ropeaer, iaa ben er
lettere % t%raftigere enc De afiore.
5laaOcmS llbOiflina. Oct Oanife
Marineminiiterium bar ! oisie 0age
ino6uot IS engelife oe tpife Gerfter
til at giue 3ilbuO paa 9pgningen al
2 1orpeoobaooe til ben onnife 6laa-
oe unoer Sc 8ilfaor, at Be inOienote
3egninger bIioer Riniiteriets Glen.
bonn. Ga man life | 10 aar bar
bpgget Iao Itore 9orpeooboaoe Der
og oerfor iattes ben neoOen0i9e Or.
faring, bill mar ferit paabesDnoe
gpgningen of De soriee 9orpeoo.
boaoe, naar maj bar 9egningerne |
E--&
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09
giifup Z. MaSiens teuIpa. BRO.

fesiprat bil fife bliue beiat meo Cog
neprRit sic. tbeoI. ararlp / Corp,
Der iaaoel nf @eniDn til 9(l0er, Sci.
breo iom Gilfreosbeo me0 tin Grpite.
gerning life oil ombptte i'm 5tiaing
meo ct 9roiesiorat. Saa pil Der RI
meligni5 bline u0ifrepet EN- aonfnr.
renee, b1or bl. a. oil oeltaGe Sc teol.
2ieentiater @lor6o, Bang og @arten.
iea.9nrien (0en iioite er en- Ssn at
Sgieiteretsasiesior 5lorim 2arien og
ell 8atterien at ofo. 9iifop Marten.
ien). DIN Bang flyer o9ol.~. ~Diitnof
meget treffenoe, at ban er en- @an0
eiter gnenoIo Sereniens Sooeo: liot
@rmotoigianer, lot forbenpGrenoe
9fitiblianer, liot reformpenIig, lot
friiinoet, liot reaftionar.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. paatGmfes ne0.
iat ira % til 81 aar ifslge ct 9oD-
forilag, iom forbereoes | SuItitsmi.
niiteriet. Oct pil ipiae Itsrit Hoae
for 8iaaoelien til at inogao gGgte.
ifab u0en 5orplores eaer 8qrgers
SamtDffe og for 8ormles0ispoiitio.
ner, og 0eoi9ttelien bill utDipIiomt
efterbaanoen bragg en- tiliparenoe
Heoipttelie at @aIgretsal6eren til
Gigsong og aommune efter iig, ON
END man life Der itrafs bill gaa neo til
De 81 anr.
SrbsteIise 5orbolo. gqrgeraaoet
bar ~beiluttet at lfrioe inc MOB ct Bar
5orplore | Nprbeoen af SreJerifs-
bapn og fratage Dem oeres ipp gern.
garret ferer ct poerit neobqroigen0e
2iD og bar ifslge oSierr. Amtst. "
laoet Bgrnene u0ret Bione til al ben
6unoleie Goro9rpeIie.
@arniionsforboloene. Ipborg og
JreOericia far facet o~iiiciel MeOoe-
lelie ON, at be berefter ingen @arni-
ion ifal bnDe, oa De ligger iaa uoiot,
at MobiIiieringen life funoe gennem.
fgres PED ct pluoieliet 5~reosbruo.
Oct er ct baarot SIaa for De TO gper.
6or at oDerDeie @arniionsforboI.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09
uogle nYe
imporIereOe 9ralnIaIion5fOrt.

gr. 10f-Gt imuft oobbclt Sort, GtsrreIie 31aX
5R, meo opbseae 9toer oa SIeiie iamt Oroene I'll
2pffe" paa 5oriben. 9oa Sn6iioen ct gers oe 2inier
til Snifription. 10e Eff. $t.O0 9ni.
0r. 102. Sort meo inoIoqte gIooe, 4bX3b,
prDoet meo 9anoitabsbiaeoe og opbsieoe glomlter paa
Goriioen, gers inOenit 10e Stf. $1.0O 9ni.
gar.103. ct mutt %uoifooret Sort. 3HX51s, prpbet
meo 9ioier. Gaa De inoIagte Blade Sroene: ,Siertelia
2pfsnifnine" oe ct Beers. Zoe. Stf. $f.OO 3ni.
Gr. 1O4. = ct meeet ~Tmasfulbt Sort 2AX5 meo
opbeieoe farDetrpfte Sinier Og 5orgIemmigeier, i~nolaete
Blade meo Oroene Iii 2pffe" og gers paatrpft.
Zoe Stf. $t.OO Uni.
Scr. t05. lloifoaret oobbeIt Sort 4%X3A,
prpoet meo 5orsIenmigejer og gaano. SnoIaete gIabe
meo paatrpft gers. Zoe eft. $1.00 Sni.
SIR. 1O6. = 5ini uoitaarne Sort 4EX3 meo
gIomIter Silfe. Orbme .aarIis SiGen, ~Serren bel.
iiene Dig" euer rSierteIie 2pfenifning" I Cub. Sc Sf.
SOC 9mf. ~
Scr. f07. - S9roeles ImasfuIbt enfeIt Sort AK
81 meo Cub os opbsieoe 5oreIemmieeier os paatrpft
I'LL 2pffe". Be cit. SOC Gni.
Scr. 108. = Smuft ~uoffoarct enfelt Sort AK
81 meo @uIorano os opbeieOe Moie. Oroene Til 9pf.
fe", famine meo gioIer. be SH. SOC 9ml.
Stort lloDaIs al npe S~uIefort bill foreIiase eoo
Sio. 5ulbitanOie 5ortesneIie uofonmer ienere.
Smuft llopalg al grpOetort t~Iienoes frt for 10
Gents, fterre llopalg for % Gents.
9aniib entb. Tubl. Soufe,
Blair, g2ebr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09
Attester.

bet tillades os herved at meddele, at vi nu after har
paa Lager de to meget yndede Attester, Daabsattest Mr..
500, stsrrelse 1sHX2l, Pris per Dus. $40, og Egte-
vielsesattest Mr.. COZ, Stsrrelse 12X16H, Pris per Dus.
$3.50.
Begge disse Attester kan leyeres med enten dansk
eller engelsk Tekst.
DANISH LUTH. PUBL. HOUSE,
Blair, Nebr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09

Smn rebbebe Uaaroen, men iatte
|9ibet til. sos @naroeier gfiels Ma-
'tbieien / Eppsbei De6 Sors bar So
men ifeIge vSors 3olfetioenoe" for
.Ieoeu aften menem aIoffen 8 90 10
noe | StdIoen for at mnlfe. lln0er
Malfningen iprang Spgten, % Der
bar Itor 8nre for, at Der ifuloe gaa
Slo / Stnloen. aonen greb imioler-
tio reIolut 2pgten og iggte at iliiffe
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09
gaaonem ,9anmarf" e

gallonem g9anmarf" er MI oenot
biem fra Grid. Raar ben life er
fommet for, ifploes oct ben 0mit9n.
|oiabeo, at ben bar Dpret pna 5abrif
og foaet poaiat En- ny og mere praf'
tiff afripningsitribe. Den er MI
f[or til nDe Iogter.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1909-11-09

oene er Der neOiat en plilitar aom-
mission meo Gbefen for Sugenier-
reaimentet. Oberit ". Sbortien iom
6ormano. Ger Ct forelsbia p%noregnet
lagt @aruiioner / Siaereo, Gosfil0e,
8ineiteo, SolbGf og goroinoborg
0oilfe gper oIorig fsr bar bait Gar.
niion), iamtioig meO at 99itoeo Gar
ion bgilig nooioes.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-11-10
Fixins For Men and Bows.

Best quality 25c socks for in plaid, black. fHo
tan and fances. Prices for this sale........ SG
Mems dark coored heavy work Shirts
inforced shoulders double stitched seams 90. GE1o
made to sell at 65c each. Sale price,. 70" 1JC
Mems fine suspenders, special quality, heavy
SALE So s'fP@s: rubber Actual value Poe pair 19c
Mems fine Suspenders genuine guyot style. on
sold the world over at SOC. Sale Price,. OJC
F'"' 1a:R ia5 G5 '3s 1t al R@.s SILK o! 9C
Mems large hemstitched plain white handker. 7 a
chiefs worth 1Oc each. Now. ...... I2C
Mems extra large white linen handkerchiefs, q | "a
hemstitchcd, positively worth l2!c each D3C
Mems fancy dress shirts figured Madras and 1Mo
French ginghams actual value SOC each JJC
Mems fine dress shirts, dainty designs and neat
Esy vS S@s s saS sso detached posi- 79c
Best quality $50 shirts in white fancy patterns
plain plated bosom, coat cut regularE -
make. attached separate cuffs ........ JQC
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-11-10
Staple and Fancy Dry Goods and
Notions.

Standard Calico-Smpsons grays blacks and fancies
American and Calcutta blues and Arno1ds oil
boiled reds positively worth 63c and &c A.
yard, Sale price, ten yards for. HUI
Short lengths 81 cents per yard.
Hoosier Domestic Full SO inch WIDE standard LII cot
ton, apron Bingham and 80 inch French Lawns in
in dainty patterns, actual value &c and z! A.
cts. yard Sale Price 10 yards for........... TIL
Hope Domestic, Full bleached standard, soft finished
yard wide Hope Cotton, Sale Price 10 7E~
Thousands of yards Lawns Batise and India linens in
plain and fancy designs positively worth 123c,
r I5s an" sas sso yard Sale Tic and 4C
$3.50 and $3.50 Voiles, Panamas and Moiair in no.
black and colors per yard JOC
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-11-10
Clothing.
THESE VALUES WILL MAKE A IRENE
DOUS SENSATION.

ITFSF NNLU EN VIII MANI \ IKEMEN-
DOUS SENSATION.
We don't care what the loss sacrifice. The only
thought is sell it out quick.
Boys Suits fancy mixed fabrics hard woven, medium
weight, military cut Italian lining and hand-pad.
died shoulders Made up to sell for $500 q no
and $3.50 each. Sale price per suit, 81 to C.JO
Young mems suits well tailored, of plain and fancy
mixed fabrics, worth three times the sale nm
Mems suits of special quality unfinished Worsted serge
or Italian lining medium length coat, q m
actual value 49, the suit for s7.19 to IZ.ZU
Men special quality hats in black brown, tans, 0f1n
grays, all the popular shapes worth $3.50 now JJC
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-11-10
Sale Commences Wednesday, November TO- Closes Saturday. November M
Read the Ur1F1eard OF List of Prices.

Shoes! Shoes! Shoes!
For Men and Women Patent Leather, Button and
Lace Wei Kid, Valur Calf prices made before
Shoes for children in all the latest makes All season
able goods
Shoes for Boys and Misses, heavy weight, Patent
Leather, Button or Lace Wei Kid or Valur Calf.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-11-10
Worth Of Goods at Sacrifi,

c h
kof degoodsw ihmab closed consists odsN
tsand ShoesM dCa gi IN item to
ar
a
admua them a
, 1909-09-23
Sod Houses In Canada,

If you read that a family lives in q
sod house, you may conclude that
poverty compels 1t: but this is not
true on the Canadian prairies, where
sod houses are the advance agent OF
prosperity.
The h~omesteader who obtains a
slice of that rich wheat land doesn't
wait to grab riches from the soil.
Even if he were minded to build he
would have difficulty in doing 1t, for
there is no lumber handy. So 1t is
better to wait until the locomotive
catches up.
If you start out from any of the
towns which are sprinsing up almost
overnight in the fertile stretches OF
Saskatchewan or Alberta. you will
strike first well ordered farms and
substantial houses. but IL you get
away ten miles or more the sod houses
will begin to appear.
1t is not unusual to see signs OF
luxury about these sod houses. They
are comfortable abiding places, cool in
summer and warm in winter.
, 1909-09-23
TURN FROM CAREER OF CRIME
Northumberland Fact That Chill
dren of Crooks Seldom Follow
in Parents Footsteps.

It is a curious fact-one all at va
rance with the doctrines Of heredity,
but borne out by police records-that
the children of crooks, Of all classes,
rarely turn out to be crooks them
selves. Deeper study of the subject
might reveal hat they are possessed
of the criminal instincts, but that the
tragically close example Of the pun
ishment and wretchedness that attend
a criminal carer has been a terribly
ing deterrent. The fact, at any rate,
remains. The "Rogues' Galleries" of
Scotland Yard, New York and Chica-
go may be studied in vain for the
photographs of a father and a son.
Criminals are ever alert to keep
their children from adopting similar
lives. The rage of old, ugly Moth
err Mandelbaum, the famous receiver
OF stolen goods. was frightful when
she found hat her daughter.
whom she had been at unstinted ex-
pense to educate, had secretly mar
ried Sammy, the Jew"-Koehler, a
thief with whom the old criminal had
long traded. She disinherited the girl.
and a flock of relations were the bene-
ficiaries of her il-gotten money. In
her Chatham square headquarters
Mother" Mandelbaum maintained a
room where thieves could smoke and
drink, but she felled with a bronze
lamp a pickpocket who attempted one
night to invade the private parlor
where she was overseeing her daugh-
ter's French studies.-Everybody's.
, 1909-09-23

A woAan who nursei three goldfish
In a small aquarium tank sraced with
aquatic plants thought she would add
a bizarre touch to her water garden
by dropping into the tank a gayly
colored celluloid alligator she had
picked up at a ten cent counter. She
dropped the alligator. One of the
goldfish instantly leaped several inch
es above the water. Topped back inert
and never moved again. The mistress
of the goldfish was sure her darling
had died of fright.
, 1909-09-23
CUSTOMS ON BANKS ISLANDS
Probably One Of the Most Curious 10
That Mans Aunt Decides Whom
He Shall Marry.

In the second of two lectures on
"The Secret Societies of the Banks
Islands," given at the Royal Institu-
ton, London, Eng, Mr.. W. H. r. Riv-
ers said that in one of the ceremonies
OF the secret societies they had a
hundred dances and a hundred songs.
Decorated men came In pairs from
various directions. They carried blad-
ders, which they dashed against the
trees, making loud reports. Then
they gave a special dance.
The three main features in the
Kolokolo performance were dances.
killing pigs and the payment of peo-
pie taking part in the dance. To give
a magnificent kolokolo was n of the
best ways of obtaining social kudos.
The people had n % regular chiefs. and
the men rose to the top through these
secret organizations.
One function of these societies was
the protection Of property. A men,
Der of a society put up a certain sign,
called a taboo, and that protected him
from people not connected with his
society. Societies, therefore, with
few members we're extremely popular,
and in consequence tended to become
large. That was one of the factors
which led to the growth and increase
of the societies.
If two men had a dispute about the
ownership of land one of them would
put the mark of his society on the
land. The other man also put the
mark of his society or the land. The
- -~-1
go on 1t.
The sister of a mans father had
absolute voice as to whom he should
marry.
The secret societies were called
Dead Mems Societies." and there
were a large number of things which
pointed to the ceremony of Initiation
being a stimulation of death.
, 1909-09-23
orIain Of "Huneombe..

Buncombe comes from a country In
North Carolina of the same name.
which, once formed the bulk of the
congressional district represented by
Hon. Felix Walker. Once in a tire
some speech he was interrupted with
the query: Why" and replied that
while he might weary the house he
was talking for Buncombe. A classic
of the Legislative days before the
leave to print had been invented.
, 1909-09-23
Close to Nature,

The essential charm of the farm re-
mains and always will remain: the
care of crops, and of cattle. and of or
chards. bees and fowls; the clearing
and improving of the ground; the
building of barns and houses; the d.
rect contact with the soil and the ele-
ments: the ~privacies with nature
with bird, beast and plant: and the
close acquaintance with the heart and
virtue OF the world.-John Burroughs.
, 1909-09-23
Sign Of Their Trade.

"My mother wanted to hang my
dress suit out on the fire escape to air
1t yesterday" said the boy who lives
on the east side, but ! wouldn't let
her. l didn't want people to think I
was a waiter. Some people have
dress suits on the east side. of course.
but it's mostly walters who a afford
that luxury over here."-New York
Sun.
, 1909-09-23

Oh, there's nothing quite so madden
ing as a pesky. crawling flea, when the
little uss is biting in a spot you can
not see! Nothing which drives man
or woman to the point where they
will swear, like this hopping, frisky
%critter, when he's out upon Z tear!-
Los Angeles Express.
, 1909-09-23
Worry Habit.

h worry habit is one thai grows
rapidly. The more it is INDUCED in
the stronger it becomes. When you
discover that you are its victim, Just
stop and consider: What do l gain
by it? If so, what is the gain? What
do | lose by It? Health, strength,
cheerfulness. the power. OF helping
others. Whatever you do. don't say
81 can't help it," The worry habit
is easily overcome if ore is deter
mined.
, 1909-09-23
Was RIaYinu No EaXoritcs.

A cautious Eng'ishman began hold
ing forth the other day after dinner
upon the eDormities of a certain
baronet in the next county. His neigh
Dor interfered with: Il think it right
to INFORM you, sir that | am Sir
Georges brother Ills brother? oh.
! know nothing about his brother, per-
sonally, but I am told he is even a
greater blaekguard than Sir George"
, 1909-09-23

An acre is 6~,272.6i0 square inches.
An inch of water on an acre is, there
fore, 6.?72.64 cubic inches. That
amount, at 277 cubic inches t o the gal
Ion. equals $4,000 gallons, or 23O. 900
pounds, or 100 tons. An inch of rain
is, in other words, ain falling at the
rate of 100 IONS to the acre.
, 1909-09-23
Against TeIepathy.

DO you take any interest in telep-
athy?" said the young man who was
trying to make conversation
No." answered Miss Cayenne. II
should never c~ountenance a method
OF communication by which people
could intrude their opinions on you
without even going to he trouble Of
looking you up"
, 1909-09-23
Equality.

There should subsist a great degree
of equality between the rank and for
tune of individuals; without which
there cannot exist long any equality
between hem in point of right or au-
thority. There should be little or no
luxury: for luxury must either be the
effects of wealth, or it must make it
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
, 1909-09-23

This is a wise saying of the Moors:
A oma is like your shadow; run
away from it and it will follow you;
run after 1t and you can never catch
it. The men Of Morocco are not low
ers, and all the preliminaries of the
marriage are arranged by the parents.
The women of the family have a very
monotonous time, not being allowed
to leave the houses.
, 1909-09-23
Not Disinterested d.

A Massachusetts professor says
tough beef is as n%ourishing as the
|choicer cuts. Sounds like the utter
lance of a mai who owns a dental par
|lor or a pepsin factory.-New York
Evening Telegram.
, 1909-09-23

Mrs. Bacon-"I understand your
husband is at work On a new poem?"
Mrs. Egbert-"He is. He's trying to
get some magazine to accept it."
, 1909-09-23

Have you heard the latest news?''
inquired Mrs. Bizibod.
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne.
Its very shocking. isn't it,"
You know the people"
NO. l haven't the slightest idea as
to the identity of the people. Scan,
dals are like humorous anecdotes
about celebrities: the same old stories
with different names introduced"
, 1909-09-23
A Husbands Thouuht,

81 spend some of the happiest mo
ments of my life in here said the
man. showing his library to a friend.
"Oh, don't you allow your wife in
here?" quickly asked the friend
Yonkers Statesman.
, 1909-09-23
Town RedoIent of Perfume.

The sweetest own in the world is
Grasse, in the foothills back Of
Cannes. on the French Riviera. All
through the year Grasse is really one
big bubbling cauldron where are dis
titled gallons, barrels. hogsheads of
perfumes.
, 1909-09-23
ToIstoY's Rules for Life.

Fever Justify yourself. Prefer a
stranger who loves the truth to your
nearest who does not respect it. Do
what you consider honest. o expect
ing m glory in return; remember
thai a stupid man is a poor judge of
good deeds.-Tolstoy.
, 1909-09-23
For a Cold.

II n has a severe cold in the
head. rub the bridge of the nose thor
Ioughly with vase'ine at night. This
simple remedy works like a charm.
Another effective method is to snuff
warm salt water.
, 1909-09-23

Il suppose you know of my family
[tree?" said Baron Fucash. Yep" an
|swered Mr.. Cumrox. ut may have
been a good tree, all right, but it
hooks to me as if the crop was a fail
|nre."
, 1909-09-23
CYpress Has Lonuer Life,

Water tanks of white pine used on
railway work, states the Engineering
Record, have in the past had a maxi
mum life of 20 years, while the maxi,
mum life of cypress is % years.
, 1909-09-23
Coming Into Her Own.

She is enjoying the heydey of a
woman's life" What is that" After
having to ask her husband for every
cent she had for 30 years she has
come into his life insurance."-St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
, 1909-09-23

Pop" Yes, my SOM" What is
an ultimate consumer" oh, the ulti-
mate consumer. my boy, is the one
who gets the hash"
, 1909-09-23

She-"I see by this paper that but
tons and similar objects are now made
OF milk" He-"Run out and get a
quart OF milk, will you? This shirt
hasn't q button on it,"
, 1909-09-23
Beycnd Mortal Power.

You can put letters on a criminal,
|nnd you can quell a beast to submis-
sion, but you can't bend the subtle
mischievous woman-spirit bent on do
ling harm."-The Inner Shrine.