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Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
sarcasm in the Box.

Judge-Then when your wife seized the
you ran from the house?
Plaintiff-Yes sir.
yudge-But she might not have used IL.
Plainutf-TTue, your honor, Maybe sb-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03

Did you ever feel that the world
was against Jour
-srre I felt II this morning when
slipped 90 The sidsvalk.~-Pittsbufs
Observer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
Msse eseni's Royal Critic.

MascaSni. the famous composer
was once asked to entertain the ruyai
court In Rome He did ~ and Jc
lls ht~d his audience. when be- SATISFIED
pla ay,ng be started a convrrSati n with
little princess who had stuuj nCnT
The piano during the r,Nriial and had
shown every sigu Of deep Interest A.
= matter " fact. she Lic been r.
structct by her mother 90 say. " aa.
question should b. asked, that Ma
caRni was the greatest nus, I.
tsaiy.-
The composer asked Der vSi"h e.
the erest iivirs masters she lIsrc bet
and the proud mother turned tuvsH.
the child to bear th. pretty llt,!H
speech which had been taught hrf
Instead Of the compliment cane TIL
withestns remark:
There are no grssi masters living
rhsy srs al dead"
TAs musicals gave . little start sne
then said:
-Your sxceilency. perui, ne 10 con
gntulsts you. You sre the most truth
fu critic In Iurops."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
Quaae caasa Of LII.

4 well known novelist was once jilt
ID b. Q girl Who took exception 10 the
INADEQUATE pupishmeut metet out to
one Of bis fictitious villains she de
clarsd that a. be regarded vice with
70 isnisat IN eye be must himself Uc
At hsart Q rvpro6sts and unworthy VI
tue lore and that she must request
that their scquain'anc- cease
An eninent lswye: In tis younger
Gays met With . similar nishap The
lady TO whom be vas engaged chanc.
Ing 20 hear that be had delivered a
moss sktllful though futile sp~sch IL
defense Of an arrant rogue. wrote
sayins that she must decline TO know
one who could thu strive TO specious
~ excuse crime. j.. return be pleaded
The sxieencies Of the profession. but Ii
rain Tbs lady wss obdurate and soor
sftsrward. BY the strange Irony Of
faes. married Q man Who was uiti
matsiy convicted Of gross fraud. main
~ through the forensic s!oausncs Of
hss former lover.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
kNeWlN0.

knoWi0O.
.Ooes b know muehr
We'll. BE- not only knows that -
doesn't know much. but b knows
enough to tesp others rom kne~tns
h"-Judee.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03

In q little while summer boarders
will be IN evidence. Deal ssstiy With
them. brethren. when they ash YOU
how many esss the eggplant pro
duces In q day. and when they ask
to see the COW tha, gives butter and
cheese. They mean we'll. but they
are very green CONCERNING country
ways. and II they are frightened out
Of their wits when they meet . dock
of sheep. do not rSuind them Of their
cheap Jokes abou, the perils OF =
countryinan crossing q busy street In
town. The summer boarder Is usual.
ly willing TO learn. aud In time he
will even be able TO distinguish be-
tween q bumblebec aud . srasshop-
per
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
THE POULTRY YARD.
tFrom June Farm journal. ]
TIE house 10 q nigkt hawk

Rush the broilers along The
quicker you can set them on the mar
ket the better for you.
What 10 prettier than q bunch OF
thrifty chicks. all Of one color and
breed. ssd a much alike As % many
psas'
~ every chick hatched carries the
blood Of the .osie. II 10 important
that great care b taken In selecting
the head Of the dock.
Hens feel the warm weather as
much a. other folks. Give them .
shady place to sit down once In 4
while and rest They will do all the
better for IT,
Some folks think that hens do not
nssd oyster shells when they can run
cut Just try giving them some and
80 how that 10. You will b wiser
after that.
Ny method for keeping lice from
troubling poultry ~ night IL TO sus-
psod the roostins poles BY wires
frem the raftsrs Of the house. II
tAs poles are smooth the lice viii
not remain on them II they are there
at all.
Turkey hens are profitable until
Eve ysars old. but It IL = good plan to
change the sobbiess every year I,
requires twenty-eisht days to hatch
. turkey sgs. and seven eggs are con.
sidsrsd . setting. The nests should
b on the ground.
Advertising was 4 great inven-
ttos." said the successful business
man Il wonder who vas the arst
TO advertise his manufactures.
There's no exact data on the sub
jset." answered the farmer. but I
susss the hens the person you're
locking for"
4 fowl house should not be q foul
hosss. Wake up and clean up. Lice
aAA dissass germs thrive In alth.
When cleaning up look In the cracks
sad ersviees about the walls and
rooses for mitss- These pests do not
say on the birds except when hunt.
~ Tor blood.
We reap what Ne SOW. The fruit,
oe careful feeding and housing is
yonnS stock ready for market whilc
prices are good. Fowls intended for
early market should be kept In close
quarters. Just light enough 20 they
can 80 to sat. For q fattening ra-
ton vs IKE eornmsai and ground
oets best.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
Man gstins Lions.

OF African lions Miss Kirkland IN
her book Oh Africa writes: As rule.
it u only Old lions which attack human
t.sings. They grow too decrepli TO be
able TO catch the more agile an'eiopes
whieh are their lawful prey: %. soadrd
by Q hunger vhich age cannot wither
OF iessan. they pouncs on unwary NOR
talas
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
~hEts In Q NA~is

Taking Of u1n-s, what's Ia them
4 gooi lot sometimes We Knew q giri
naDec Rose once she Vas q dAu:h.
ter Of old Ros. and es. teing . little
ro:rantIc. christenet oer Wild Ger
tainly Wild Ros~ ,s = pretty nsne
But. alas. the old man was Dot farsee
ing. She married . msn named Bull
Then. again. ~s happen to know .
csrpenief named Fierrotexic zruchxixr.
owskeiowskt Nov. Whenever Q fel
low Workman saws down on . nail
this chap always sanss cot what =
if>- he thinks they srr calling him
Yes. thers's Q good deal in . name =
London scraps.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
Or. GRAVES. osTEorAIn.

Ny oiiiecs are located over the
postofice. In the Nurdock Block.
where I will be glad to meet those
sho are desIrous OF facing ottcopaiE-
t Treatments Consultation Iroo.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03

The McRoskey 10 mattress thA,
won't bump. bunch. twist, tear or g-t
out OF shape. Just try them They
are warranted Virgil q Son
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
1se Wslahe ef oia.

Mother. rye . dreadful thing to con.
sess TO you Last night when you told
ue TO lie down In bed ] lied down, bot
sf,er you turned out the eas I ground
I'd my teeth ~ you in the darkr-Lon-
don Punch-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03
postnerS In Crime.

The hard looking customer had bees
arrested for stealing an umbrsila-
What have you to say for your.
sslfY asked the police justice. -Ars
you guilty os Dot guilur'
I'm one O. the Euilty ooes. " honor.
I reckon." answered the prisoner. The
umbrella had the name Of J. TAomp
sop oa the handle. G. d. Brickiey
stamped on the inside O. the cover. an
! stole Il from . man named Quimby."
Chicago Tribune.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03

Try the Harrington wa,hlGs NJ.
chine You will like II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03

Ge, youuc'' MeRoskcy Nattrcts.
and consider YOU have scored q hit
Virgil q Son
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-06-03

For sais-ls0 .. homestead rslin-
auishment: ito .. under governmsnt
project wiibsr White. Agent. Q
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
GRAND JURY WILL
MEET HAT BOSSES
Special Committee to Confer
with Manufacturers in
Edison's Laboratory.

The special committee of the grand
jury which has been endeavoring to
end the hat strike has summoned the
manufacturers of Newark and Orange
to a conference to be held Thursday
night in the library of Thomas A.
Edison's laboratory in West Orange.
1t is understood that the committee
has some plan to propose to the bosses
whereby the strike may be brought to
an end Until their meeting last night
they had not met since the hatters
voted down their proposition to return
to work without the union label.
A meeting of the two Orange unions
of the United Hatters of America af-
fected by the injunction advised by
Vice Chancellor Howell yesterday has
been called for this afternoon at the
Orange Armory.
After President Moffitt has read the
vice-chancellor' opinion given yester-
day. definite action will probably be
taken upon it. Moffitt has ten days In
which to answer, and he will probably
take the full time.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
MAYOR SAYS EMMA
MAY SPEAK HERE
Writes Miss Goldman That Po-
lice Wort Interfere Unless
Lecture Is Dangerous.

Mayor Jacob Hanssling has written I
letter to the Free Speech Committee OF
New York. of which Leonard d. Abbott
is chairman. in which he says there will
be no Illegal interference with the meet.
ing at which Miss Emma Goldman is
announced To make an address on
Marriage and Love" ON Thursday
night, and that she has a right to speak.
so long as she does not incite a riot.
The police and the owner of the hall
said yesterday they would not allow her
tc appear at att
The committee wrote to the Mayor
that Miss Goldman was to make the adj
dress at Pfeifer's Hall, 81 Magazine
street, and that they heard that the
Newark police threatened to stop the
and prevent Miss Goldman
from speaking The committee protest.
ed against police Interference and as
serted that the right of free speech is
guaranteed to all persons in the United
States. The letter was signed by Leon
ard D. Abbott, Bolton Hall, the Rev.
Alexander Irvine and Grace Potter.
Chief of Police Corbitt late yester
day told Dr. Benjamin L. Reitman.
for Miss Goldman. that he
would not let her speak here, thus
backing up Captain Christie. who had
previously declared she couldn't talk in
his precinct.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
MRS. JAMES P. M'NICH0L
DEAD IN ATLANTIC CITY.
Wife OF Philadelphia Republican
Leader Expired Unexpectedly.
Especial to the Newark star. ]

ATLANTIC CITY, July 2o.-Mrs.
James P. McNichol. wife of Senator
MeNichol, of Philadelphia died at her
cottage, 1l2 States avenue. shortly be-
fore Il O'Clock today Mrs McNichol
had been III for six weeks, but for nearly
week there was such marked i'm
provement that she has been permitted
TO take short walks. She was so much
better this morning apparently that her
husband went to Philadelphia. Three
quarters of an hour later Mrs. Mo
Nichol died
The senator was Immediately tele-
graphed for. but he could not get here
in time to reach her bedside before her
death.
As soon as Mrs. McNichol became
worse her physician. DR.. Bernard ].
Lee. was summoned. She was sur
rounded by her children when she died.
Father Hennessy. Father Nolan ard
Father Graham administered to her N
her last moments.
The body will be taken to the Nc
Niehol home in Philadelphia this after
noon or evening.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
one DEAD BY TUG
SINKING STEAMER
The Martha Stevens, of Trenton,
Goes Down in New
York Bay.

NEW YORK. July 20.-The Martha
longing to the Trenton Transportation
Company, of Trenton, n. j., collided
with the tug Confidence. OF the Southern
Facific Steamship Company, in upper
New York bay today and sank almost
Immediately Her crew of seven men,
besides the negro cook and her baby,
" ere all rescued Zackariah Logue. OF
Bound Brook, n. j., the second cngi-
ioor, Drowned. LoCue's companions
tried to keep him ahoat, but he slipped
out of their hold.
The collision occurred in the Green
Vile channel near Robbins Reef. The
tug struck the freighter bow -on. tear
ing/an immense hole in the hull. anG
the stevens went down so quickly that
the crew did not even have time to
climb on deck which remained lust
above the water after the boat rested
on the bottom Of the .hirty-foot chan
mel,
Rebeoca Brown. the cook. succeeded
in taking her S-year-old girl to this
refuge, but men of the crew were picked
up as they swan or chung to bits of
wreckage.
The police boat Patrol went 10 the
aid of the Confidence, which was un-
damaged by the collision, and together
they took up the survivors and trans
ferred them TO the Municipal serry-
beat Gowanus, which landed them at
st. George, S. l. Several We're uncon-
scious and revived with difficulty. Later
the Gowanus brought all the rescued
to this city, where the latest reports
were that the half-drowned ones were
resting comfortably.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
DR.. AARON c. WARD
DIES WHILE ABROAD
Death of Prudential Medical Ex=
aminer, Resident of Orange,
a Shock.

News of the death of DR.. Aaron C.
Ward, one of the assistant medical di-
rectors to DIR. Robert L. Burrage. med
ical director of the Prudential Insur-
ance Company, at Bad Nauheim, Ger
many, yesterday, of heart disease,
comes rs a shock to his relatives and
friends here. He had not been we'll
for six months and sailed with his wife
for Europe on April 21 last, in search
of renewed health. but it was not sup
posed that his death was near. He
intended to take the baths treatment
but was too weak to do it, His wife
and his brother, H. C. Ward, and the
latter's wife, were with him when he
died.
DR.. Ward was born in Newark
on March !. 1862. He was awarded the
honors when he was graduated from
the Newark Academy in 1879. He was
graduated from Princeton in 1883 with
honors. He studied medicine at the
College of Physicians and Surgeons in
New York and was graduated in 1886
at the head of his class. He was
connected with the Prudential Insur-
ance Company more than twenty
years, following general practise here,
which he started immediately after his
graduation. He vas the son of the late
Joseph G. Ward, of Durand & Ward
jewelers..
DR.. Ward was second cousin of DR.
Leslie d Ward. vice-prt sident of the
Prudential who is now motoring in
Europe
Dr. Ward is survived by his widow.
who was Miss Sylbina Haskins, of Irv-
Ward and Harold Haskins Ward, who
are both seniors at Princeton; four
brothers, William C. Ward, of East
Orange; Henry c. Ward, and Arthur
B. Ward, of this city, and Joseph G.
Ward, of Jersey City. and a sister, Mrs.
Florence Ward Young, of Brooklyn.
For years he lived at Clinton and Hill
side avenues, but two years ago moved
to Orange where he had a fine resi-
dence at AZ Reynolds terrace. He was
a member of several medical societies
The body will be brought to this coun-
try by his brother. DR. Ward was Of
a decided artistic temperament. being
especially fond of music and flowers
He was of very genial nature.
The sudden death of DR. Ward. fol-
lowing upon the unexpected death of
DR.. Edgar Holden, of the Mutual Bene-
fit Life Insurance Company caused
&C mment in insurance circles.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
ROBBER
HOLDS UP YOUTH
At PISTOL POINT
Edward Horn Victim of Armed
Thug a Few Doors from
His Home.

A masked highwayman armed with a
large formidable looking revolver leaped
from behind a tree in front of 142 Lit
Teton avenue late last night and,
pointing his weapon directly at the
head of young Edward Horn. de-
manded in the most approved and con-
ventional fashion for highwaymen that
the latter throw up his hands on pen
atty of being perforated if he refused.
Horn obeyed the masked strangers s
request with the alacrity of man who
had not looked down the business end
of .sS-calibre revolver enough times
to be nonchalant and at his ease in the
presence OF one,
The stranger still masked and hold
ing his trusty weapon with his right
hand so that the muzale did not wavei
from the almost impertinent scrutiny of
the young mans face, deftly went
through his victims pockets with his
eft hand and extracted their complete
contents, S1.50 Then he left
The young man, whose experience
sounds, when it is told, more like Chi
oago than Newark, is 23 years old and
lives at 120 Littleton avenue. and was
on his way home when he was held up.
He told of his experience in the Fourth
Precinct Police Station today
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
kEAN HALTS MOVE TO
ADVANCE INCOME TAX.
New Jerseys Senior Senator
Defeats Brown, of Nebraska.

WASHINGTON. July 20-When the
Senate met today Senator Brown of
Nebraska sought to have adopted the
joint resolution directing the secretary
of state to transmit to the governors
of the various States copies of the res
olution providing for constitutional
amendment authorizing the levying of
an income tax but under objection
from Senator Kean consideration was
postponed.
Mr.. Kean raised the point of order
that under the agreement to transact
no business while the tariff bill was in
conference, the resolution could not
properly receive attention. In rain did
Mr.. Brown argue that his resolution
contemplated no legislation, and just
as unavailing was the assistance offered
by Senator Bacon.
Mr.. Kean held firmly to his point, and
Senator Smoot. coming to his rescue,
they had no difficulty in forcing the
resolution over to another day
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
John A. Clark, Of Public
Service, Unconscious
for Four Hours.
CRAWLS FOR NEAREST HELP
WHEN HE REGAINS SENSES
Injured Mans Car Crashes Into
Tree When He Loses Control
of Machine.

Thrown through the glass front of
his runabout car which he lost con-
troll of while crossing the West Or
ange mountain yesterday afternoon,
John A. Clark, superintendent of the
gas department of the Public Service
Corporation. lay unconscious at the
side of the road for four hours
The accident occurred at O'clock.
and it was dusk when Clark partially
regained his senses He was suffer-
ing great pain as he had sustained
severe abrasions about the head and a
deep cut in the leg from a jagged frag-
ment of the glass front of the car.
Below him the machine lay partially
wrecked in a deep gully against a
tree. He had been thrown high up
upon the slope.
When his brain had cleared a little
Clark realized that it was hopeless,
this waiting for some one to find him.
since he had evidently been unseen
during the four hours of daylight he
had lain beside the road
With infinite pain Clark began to
crawl down he slope He had not gone
far when he was encouraged by the
sight OF lights twinkling through the
gloom. He had been ready to surren-
l;fs,
daylight. but the lights gave him fresh
courage and he crawled on. Once al
the building from the windows of which
the lights We're shining, Clark managed
to summon some one to the door
He found that by strange good for
tune he had reached sanitarium on
The estate of the late John Crosby
Brown. known as the "Brownery
There the nurses bound up his hurts
and he was sent to the office of DR..
Ralph b. Hunt % Harrison street, East
Grange, in an automobile. which was
hailed as it was passing.
: After the physician had dressed
Glsrk's wounds he was sent to his
ioiile al os beecii street, East orange.
Mr. Clarks wife and ichijdren are
away for the summer and Smith L..
Muter, friend. is caring for him until
he is well enough to be taken to the
latter's home at 81 Carnegie street
Clark was unable to explain today
Just how the accident occurred, al
though he remembers that he lost con-
gully, throwing him through the glass
front. The car ran on into a tree and
vas badly smashed, the wheels and
running gear, however, remaining in
tact.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
PITTSBURG VISITED BY
A SPECTACULAR FIRE.

PITTSBURG. July 20 "a spectacular
fire that did about s75.Oo0 damage broi,s
out early today in the four-story brick
building at 800 Federal street, norta
side, occupied by the Kirby Shoe coin-
pany.
The flames started in the basement
of the Kirby building and soon COM
municated through the other floors %
the roof. Illuminating the entire buss-
ness section.
The star Theatre baiidias ad.eln
was soon alire. and She tigh s
building of the E<al lsz' 'Ase Sa.slr ss
Trust Company in dcra
threatened Al times lha asni soa
ITO feet irto The afr.
The kiroy hailding Ass alHyss q
p,efely destroyed; the star ~
badly damaged
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
LAW DISHES FLIES OUT
OF HUCKLEBERRY PIE.

TRENTON, July -"Huckleberry
pies, full of flies" is no longer true of
New Jersey bakeshop products, ac-
cording to reports received at the office
of Commissioned Labor Bryant. Since
the new law requiring bakers to screen
their establishments went into effect.
the inspectors have been especially m
structed to see that it IS enforced The
result is ths. reports from the officials
show that 90 per cent. of the bakeries
in the State are protected against dies.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
BALLANTlNE DRIVER is
BADLY HURT in RUNAWAY.
David Harrison May Have a
Broken Hip-Wagon Overturned

David Harrison. driver of Ballan-
tine ale and porter bottle delivery
wagon, was severely injured in a run
away accident in Front street this
morning. The team of horses became
frightened and ran at high speed down
the street. At the bend below Rector
street and the brewery stables, the
wheels of the wagon caught in tracks
of the trolley curve and the wagon
was overturned.
| Harl son was hurled from his seat
land pinned under the wagon. Men
from the stables the brewery and the
George w. Reeve coal yard lifted the
wagon from Harrison, and City Hos
pital ambulance was called His left
ankle was broken. He lives at 2Os
BelleViile avenue.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
SCHOOL APPOINTMENT
ENDS H0BOkEN QUARREL.

HOBOKEN. July 2o,--After one of the
most bitter political fights in the his
tory of the local Board of Education,
Augustus J. Dillon. teacher in the
High School. was last night appointed
principal of Grammar School No to
fill the vacancy caused by the death
Of Alexander Musgrave There were
two active candidates for this position,
Professor Dillon and Professor Sher-
lock. the latter also being a teacher in
the High School City Superintendent
y. ]. Demarest openly advocated the
appointment of Sherlock. and was ac-
cused Of seeking help from Patrick r.
Griffin. the Democratic leader, to obtain
Sherlocks appointment. Demarest pre-
ferred charges against Principal Mus
grave and suspended him seevral weeks
before the latter's death.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
COUPLE HURT IN
ATLANTIC CITY SMASH.
[speeIaI to ths Newark star. ]

ATLANTIC CITY, July 2O-Mr. and
Mrs. F. G. Burner, of Plainfeld. were
night, They had Just left the train
and entered a bus when the horse took
fright and dashed down the street 1t
eollided with an express wagon. up
setting the bus and throwing Mr. and
Mrs. Burner into the street They
We're severely injured and taken to the
hospital
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
FIVE OFF IN BALLOON
FOR LONG JOURNEY.

NORTH ADAMS Mass, July 20
big balloon All-America ascended from
here at 7:15 this morning The balloon
was piloted by N. NJ. Arnold, of North
Adems and carried five passengers.
The Al-America has capacity of S0,-
900 cubic feet. The party carried $50
pounds of BALLAST which was believed
TO be sufficient to enable the aeronauts
TO remain in5the air a long time.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-07-20
CEREMONY WILL MARX PACT.

ELIZABETH, July 90 Ceremony
will mark the signing OF the contract
for the new intercepting sewer by
Mayor Victor Mravlag in his office at
the city Hall tomorrow. The Mayor
has fixed 10 O'Clock as the hour,
and has invited city officials and rep
resentatives Of the company TO wit
ness his signature