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The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
Local Items

Mrs. Hez Andrews baked batch Of
biscuits last Satterday and forgot to
put any rising into same, and as a re-
suit they was as hard as rocks. Hez
he tried to bite into one and broke a
tooth. and now he says he is going
10 break EN- up with axe If possible
and use 'em instid of shot in his shot
gun 70 shoot crows with. II Mrs.
Andrews hears that Hez said that, as
she likely Will, being as she reads the
Bugle, we calkilate she'll make It hot
for Hez.
Amri Hoover from over Sorrow
Hollow way was a visirter to our Office
one DAY last week Amri talked about
all the current topicks of the day eX-
cept the topick Of his subscripshion,
which he IS ba-k on IA years. Amir
avoided that subjeckt.
Ephriam Henderson sent letter out
of the Bineville P. 0. recent and be
cuz he thort II was too heavy 10 60
for cents, put cts. in stamps on
same, being as the Office was closed
and Eph Higgins, our p. m, wasn't
there to weigh it. When he made up
the mail however, Eph weighed the
letter and found that a 2-cent stamp
would take II, but he cancelled the
4 cents and sent the letter along. ther
he told Eph Henderson that he had or
2 cts. too much. This made Eph mad
10 think that the P n didn't take of
one stamp and give It back to him
and hereafter he says he will purchase
his stamps elsewhere than at the Bing-
vile P. 0. P. NJ. Higgins says he dom
care If he does, being as hef don't ger
paid for the stamps he sells, but thc
stamps that he cancels.
We have already called attenshior
to a mudhole IN the road in front oil
Cv Hoslins' residence. We have called
attenshion 10 this hole nearly every
week sinst last spring, but II don't seen
10 DO any good, but we viii call at
tenshicn 10 il again. and viii keep OF
calling attenshion 10 It until our Sc
llectmen either fills up the hole or i
dries up of its own accord, We don
care which
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27

cussed the propriety Of rcviving the
grange, but they didn't seem TO
come TO no conclushion. They
argyed until a late hour, and the
final cousunsus OF opinion was that
the Bingville grange was too much
OF a corpse to be resusitated. and
that being as 1t was as deceased as
a dried herring, what would be the
use 10 try 10 revive It. after which
them as had met to discuss II went
home in disgust.
Amt Bingville got enough spunk
to have a grange? Are we agoing
10 let other towns around here lord
it over us just beouz they have
oranges and we haven't? Ought
there not TO be enough pride IN our
community TO get up another
grange? Yes. Then, why don't we
have one?
Read the Bugle for any further
informashion concerning the reviv-
ing Of the Bingville Grange.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
Country Correspondence
lands END

Bill Henshaw has a wzrt on his
nose which he SAYS he has looked at
so much that he's getting cross-eyed,
so last week Bill tied a string around
the waTt tight and after a few days
It dropt of. The operashion was a sue
cess, but Bill SAYS his nose Is so sore
where the wart was that Il makes his
eyes waiter at times.
Rufe Atkins old dog Tige got into a
hte with Alb Woods bull dog recent
and got ehawd up turrible Old Tige
ought 70 have more sense than 10 tackle
a bulldog, being as he IS old and his
teeth Is all wore of.
Mrs. Hen Jordan made a trip TO
Hsrdsorabble 10 do some marketing. &C
companied BY her I'VE small Children.
She says its a awful ohore to go any
where's with FIVE Children
HI Saunders went fishing recent and
ketched pickerel which he ct and got
a bone in his throat. which caused him
considerable trouble.
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27

There was a meeting Of a few
members of the Bingville Gran
gers in the Town Hall tother
ev'g, who are also some of our
most respeckted citizens, as YOU
might say. to see if something can't
be did if possible to revive the
Bingville Grange, which has almost
petered out in the past few years
and become a thing OF the past. and
it IS realized that unless something
is did to resusitate it Bingville
won't have no grange which would
be a disgrace to the town being as
the various oranges in the other
towns about here IS mostly in a
prosperous condishion whereas
Bingville is pointed at with the
finger OF scorn and contumely be-
cause it amt got no grange.
Five years ago when the grange
was first started in our midst It was
a big success and boasted Of more
than IS members, which consisted
Of prosperous farmers IN and about
Bingville In them days the meet
ings was always big attended and
the various topicks of interest to
the farmer was discussed with
great heat and interest from time
to time, to say nothing Of each
meeting bringing the members of
the community together onct each
week for soshial intercourse and to
visit with one another. In them
days they was money in the treas
hurry and everything was in a
flourishing condishion.
But, alas, grange politicks crept
in. Cy Hoskins, who had been
chairman of the grange for two
years, was kindly asked to resign
so as to give sumbuddy else a
chanst at the honor, but Cy he re-
fused to resign on the grounds that
he had made a good chairman for a
cupple of years and becuz of the
lpracktice he'd had at being chair
man could make a better one than
Ianybuddy else Cy he said he'd be
a candidate in spite of everything
land he went about leckshioneerine
for hisself, but Bige Barker was
voted in as chairman, and ther
what did Cy do but go around
amongst lot of the members IT
1.-THE grange and stir 'en up and gel
EN- discontented, and finally in
ldooced 20 or 80 members to resign
and from that day on the grange
begin TO 60 down, until now i
Idon't never meet no more. Shame
on sich doins, anyhow!
! Well, a few of the old member:
met in the Town Hall and dis
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27

and then vel both ride back together
IN it-wouldn't you perfer 10 DO that
10 walking Don't know but /
would" says Seth, beng as its q
purity warm day. and besides I amt
never had 4 ridc N one OF them con-
trspshions and I'd Ike 10 md out
what the sensashiOn Is ike
Well, presently Harry got the auto
into running gear and Seth he took
his place beside Harry, who SAID that
beng as Seth hadn't never had Z auto
ride before he would take him for d
short jaunt down along the Snake
Crick road which IS straight and
smoothe as q pike
What fOllered nearly took Seth's
breth away. Soon as Harry struck a
long stretch Of road Seth says he
pulled the throttle wide open. Con-
stubble Dewberry says that he reckons
they was going az least 90 miles q
hour and mebby more, and that every
time they turned a curve II was al
he could DO 10 keep from being
throwed clean over into the crick Seth
saws they went so fast that Il made
his ewes waiter and that the tears
run down the back OF his neck.
According 10 what Harry tells st the
Co. seat Seth finally grabbed holt OF
him and gasps For goodness sakes,
Harry. stop this critter and let me
out and III promise you I won't never
Arrest YOU as long as you live Harry
says that Seth plead with HIM with
tears IN his ewes and that when he
stopped Seth got out and started back
after his hat. wich was the last he
seen OF him. and that he perceeded on
his way 70 the Co seat.
Seth denies that he was n the auto
with Harry az all-he says that before
he got where the auto was broke down
Harry had got II fxt and was gone,
bur AMI Hillyer. who was buildin
fence along the Snake C-ick road,
saws that he seen Seth ride past n
the auto with Harry and that Seth 5
hair was all on end and his ewes
bugged out like as II he was plum
scairt 70 deth.
There Is a discrepancy somewheres
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
| NOW OFFER THESE
LEFT OVER FIRE WORKS
At ALMOST COST

Here IS a ohsust 70 lay IN your IRE
works for next year, OF II YOU don't
want to DO that why buy and put them
of now
Its better late than never.
These fireworks must posi-
lively be sold TO make room
for new goods
which I expect to buy next fall
PinWheelS, firecrackerS,
cannon crackers. Roman
candles, torpedOes, skyroc-
ketS, wrigglerS, toy pistols
and other explosives too
numerous 20 mentShion.
Call and inspeckt this bargain sale Of
fireworks If YOU are needing anything
in that line. No trouble 70 show goods
perviding YOU buy some.
Don't let this opportunity git BY you.
HEN WEAThERSBY,
Bingville Prop. GeReraI Store.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
Ketchsd the Trout

Hod Slocomb informs Us that some
hend IN human form has went and
ketched the pet trout outen ms spring
which has been IN there Tor the past
six wears unmolested. Hod says he
don't know who would DO sich a low
down mean trick. but that II whoever
ketched that trout don't either put =
back into the spring OF else put II
another one let as big that they are
liable 10 get theirself into trouble II
he finds out who they BE- The trout
reighed most two pounds
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
HarVs Won't Shave Him

Harve Hines, our barber and ton
sorial artist, has refused to shave Dad
Henderson's beard for less than IS cts.
per shave. Harve says that he never
in all his born days seen man have
50 wiry a beard as Dad, and that
whenever he shaves him he simply dulls
up every razor IN his shop before he
can get his beard often his face for
aim. Harve says he cam afford to
shave Dad for less than IS cts per
shave. but Dad says he'll let his whisk-
ers grow until doomsday before he'll
60 and pay IS cts. to have them took
of.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
Pertinent Personalities

Ham Whittaere has cold IN his
head Somebuddy told Ham TO bathe
his chest with turpentine. and Ike a
fool he went and done It The tur-
pentine didn't pear to help Hams cold
any, but II tux most OF the skin often
his chest. Ham says that turpentine
give him some idee Of what the wicked
and sinful may expect after they die.
Miss Molly Tucker, who had her
ears pierced for earrings more than
a year ago, amt got any earrings as
vet. Molly says It's ridicslus 70 have
places in your ears 10 wear earrings
and then have no earrings.
Doc Livermore, our human spe-
shialist and horse docktor, made a fly
ing trip to the Co. seat last week 10
stock up on nux vomics and pepsia
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27

which he was al out OF. Doc says
there Is a great cal OF stummick
trouble IN our midst and that he can't
get along without nux vomica and
.PepsIn.
Cy Hoskins informs Is that the
pump II his well has went back on
him and that he can't pump no waiter
with l., even though he pumps with II
until he Is outen breth- @ says he
reckons there IS something wrong with
the sucker valve. Likely.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-27
THE BINGVILLE BUGLBl
The Leading Paper Of the County
Brirht-sree1y-BeIlicOss-BustiinE

The cheapest Advertising medium "a the
country. II you believe Ia advertising eo1s
and see us. For further Information call ea
or address the edltoE-
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
WHITE S0X ID PLAY MIAMI AGAIN
 SUNDAY
MINERS HAVE STRONG TEAM AND SHOULD MAKE THINGS
 HOT FOR LOCAL BOYS

Miami will tackle the Globe Whire Sox again Sunday on the School hill diamond, and from the way the two aggregations stack up, tEe game should be hot enough and last enough to keep the spectators on edge until the last man is out.
 While the Miami bunch, as a team, has not been doing anything for the past several weeks, most of the play CTS have been mixing ju other games and they are all in good practice.
 The Sox have been busy every Sun day fer some time, and are in shape to show any of the local aggregations few pointes about how the nation al pastime should be dished up.
 With a few exceptions, the two teams wjll ire uH about as they did when they last met, several weeks ago.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10

mont favor the advances or listen with anything save scoru md indignation to the amorors protestatfons of the wretched and repulsive homunculus, the deformed and degraded defend antw His client looked mp from tne well of the court and piteously mur- mured: Mir. Sergeant Wilkins. Uh. Mir. Sergeant Wilkins" "Silence. sir" replied the sergeant in q wrathful un- dertone. Gentlemen" he continued. bringing his fist down heavily on tbe desk before hrn. do you think thgt this lovely lady, this faiN and smiling creature. would ever have permitted an offer of marriage to he made to her by this miserable atom Of humanity. this stunted creature. who would have to stand on sf@t uf note paper tn look over tworence;" The jury at once gave a verde; for the defendant
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Plenty Good Erouch.

Aunt Chloe was burdened with ,hg support of worthless husband. who beat her when he was sober and whom she du,lfully nurSed and tended when he came home bruised and battered from a tghting spree.
 Que Monday morning she appeared at the drug store and asked tue clerk for "a rivh. pow'ful hnerment foh ach'n' In Ge bones"
 "Ycn might try some of this St. Pc ter's prescription. apnty. It's an old and popular remedy. Cures cuts bruises. aches and sprains. One dol lar the bottle. Good for man and beast"
 Aunt Chloe looked at the dollar bot tie and then duhiously at her fai
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Chances In Gambling.

Henri Poincare. the leading mathe- maticiaB of France. declares that there Is no infaliible martingaie or method of doubling one's stakes after every loss All one can do," says Nj. Poincare. ifs to combine ones play so as to have s great chance of win ming little and little chance of los ing much or few chances of gaining much and many chances of losing lit- tie. One can arrange his play so as to have enc chance of winning million francs and million chances of losing franc or million chances of win- ming q franc and one chance of losing a million francs and that's all"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
~ ID, ~ Scrap Book
The Head ef the Firm.

One Saturday shortly before the close of business Kuhn, Loeb & Go. had oc- casion to send some bonds to J. Pier pont Morgan. A% all the other en. ployees had left. il was necessary tu intrust the negro porter wi,h the CT rand. He received careful lnstru tion to take the valuable package to air Morgan's office and to insist upon giv. ing 1t to Mir Morgan of ]. r. Morgan &s Co and to no one else"
 By commendhble persistence and many repetitions of his instructions he finally succeeded Tn reaching MT. Mor- gan, who was in session with several other gentlemen in his private office.
 "Ah wants to see Mir. Mawgan ob J. Pichpon' Mawgan an Conp'ny," he dogGetly insisted.
 Mir. Morgan arose. "Well, I'm Mir Morgan" he said. Who are you:"
 "Whc--er-me:" stammered tle' DOT ter "N'ly, Is de coon ob Kuhn Loeb an Compny. an heah's de pa pers An done brung yo."
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
She Got the fAoney.

The young wife of Philadelphia man. who is not especially sweet tenn pered. one day approached her lord touching the matter If sl0O or SO
 '.I'd like to iet you have 1t. my dear. began the husband. but the fact k haven't that amount iu bank this mor;l- ingthat is to say. haven't that amount 10 spare, ii.asniurh as 1 must take up T note for $200 this afternoon.
 ''Oh. very well James," said tie wife. with ominous cal;naess. If you think the man who holds the note eau make things anything hotter for you than can-- why. do as you say. James!''
 She got the money.-Harper's Week.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Wanted .c Make Sure.

A number of students from Ger man university were drinking In heer garden \ self satisfied looking Amer ican said to one of the shortest and stoutest DutchEer:
 I'll bet you S1 you can't drink seven schooners of beer"
 The nutchman hcsitated. then de, clined the bet and left the room. In ten minutes he came pulling back, hur- rled up to the American and exclaimed:
 "I VIII dake der betr'
 The beer was ordered. and the Dutch man, In the presence of an admirlng
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
< True Sport.

A pessimistie young man dining alone in restaurant ordered broiled live lobster. When the waiter put 1t on the table 1t was obviously minus one claw. The pessimistic young man promptly kicked The waiter said it was unavoi2able--there had been n fight il the kitchen between two lob sters The other one had torn of one of the claws of this lobster and had eaten it. The young man pushed the lobster over toward tte waiter ""rake 1t away he said wearily, and bring me the winner."- Everybody's.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Rsvernn.

4 vendor of plaster statuettes saw n chance for sale in q well dressed b!buIous man who was tacking down the street.
 "You buy-a de statuetteY' he asked. alluringIy holding cut hi3 choicest of. feriug. "Gar-r-ri-balGl-l seli-a him verra cheep. De gr-reat-a Gar-r-r;, baidl--only thirta ceuts.''
 "Oh. tell with Garibaldi.' said the bibulous one. making sw1ipe with hls arm that sent Garibaldi crashing to the sidewalk.
 For moment the Italian regarded the fragments: then, his eyes flashing fire. he seized from bis stock stat rette of George Washington. "Yon t'ell-a with my Gar-r-ribaldi?" he hiss ed between his teeth. .'So" He raised ihe immortal George high abov'- his head. as..l--.,r::.:e Lift flew Into l.sg-
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10

and envlous company, quickly drank off the seven schooners.
 The $5 was paid over. and the Amer ican asked:
 Would you mind telling me why you went out before you took the betT'
 "Nein; to see could I drink der seven schOoners, what?'
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Duty.

The sweetest lives are those to duty wed. Whose GeecG, both great and small. Are close knit strands of an unbroken thread
 Where love ennobles all. The world may sound no trumpet. ring no bells. a The book of lie the shining record tells Tiny love shah chant It's own beatitudes After It's own iife working 4 child's kiss Set on thy singing lips shall make tace glad:
 poor man served by thee shall make thee rich; q A sick man helped by thee shall make thee strong: Thou ehalt be served thyseif by every Sense Of service which thou renderest.
 ---l,rOvning.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Whv He Was Serious.

They sat each ar an extreme end of the horseha!r sofa. They had been ccuriing now for something like two years, but the wide gap between had always been respectfully preserved.
 "A penny for your thochts. sandy" murmured Maggie after silence oi an hour and half.
 'Weel." replied Sandy slowly. with surprising boldIcss. ''tae tell ye tue
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Ipeen,pat;ble.

Towpc- Well. well, the idea of his marrying Miss Godey' Why. he's s dyspeptic Browne-What has that to do with it. She's got plenty of money. and SO Towne-That's just 1t. She'll never agree VIZ. bim: she's too rich Catholic Stan1&' | and Times.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Cor1oarative.

"Yon think .Iinlss is q better convcr- eatiOralis, than smith? Why, neither one of them ever says anything sensi. ble."
 "l know. hrt it takes smith longer to say it."-ExchanGe.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Then tn. rrcubls s,ar,sd.

The Husband Well, say what you will, my drur, rnu'lI find worse men 'han me in the world. The Wife-Oh, Tom. now can yuu le so bitter?- Lon. 6ea Skpuh
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
cre5jt.

Thc suGragpite raised her right hluG
 Give woman the credit she de- serves" she cried, and where would man be-"
 If she get all the credit she wanted, ned be in the poorhouse." sneered 0 course person in the rear of the hail. Chicago News.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
Vaiua af Exnericnca.

The learning thou gettest by thine own observation and experience is far beyond that thou gettest by precept ns the knowledge of traveller ex. ceeds that which is got by reading Thomas a Kempis.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
.t Hsd a Charm.

1 do miss Mrs. Joues. She told me al! the news of inc perish
 "Oh. that was only gossip-no truth in it."
 Well. there. liked to 'enr it. Truth or les. twas ali news to me- Punch.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10

purse. "Ain't yo' got aone foh 90 rents" she ventured-"some for jes' on'y beasts? Ab want it f0h ma Of man."-1.ippincott'5.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10

The hours we pass with happy pros poets in view are more pleasing than those crowned with fruition.--Gold- smith.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10

ments alongside of the III fated Carl baldi. "Ha. t'ell-a wii your George Wash. Ha. ha."-Everybodys.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-07-10
No Name and Stetsorl Hats

No Name Hats are sold for $3.5O and are as good hats as anyone can sell for this price. We also sell the StetsOn Hats.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-06-23
No JURISDICTION
IN TERRITORY
Deportation Writ of Habeas
Corpus Dismissed by
De Bolt.

Circuit Judge De Bolt decided yes
terday that the Territorial courts had
no jurisdiction in connection with the
deportation case of Shigematsu Uyene
Japanese woman. He dismissed the
writ of habeas corpus that was obtain
| ed by Attorney Peters. and the case is
referred to the United States District
| Court.
| The woman was ordered by the De-
partment of Commerce and Labor to
be deported to Japan, but was taken
| off the last Siberia through writ of
habeas corpus served on Immigration
Inspector Halsey and Captain Feeder.
It is the contention of the friends of
the woman that she is exempt from de-
portation on the ground that she has
been in the country for period of
more than three years.
u. S. Court Session.
The United States District Court was
in session yesterday and a beginning
was made in the work of the new term.
Y. Uchiyama, the Japanese charged
with sending threatening matter
through the mails to Editor Sheba of
the Hawaii Shinpo, was arraigned on
four charges against him. The law
provides maximum penalty of FIVE
years Imprisonment on each charge.
Uchiyama will plead to the charges
against him on Monday. His bail has
been fixed at $4,000.
Lloyd's Petition.
James W. Lloyd, stenographer to the
last House of Representative through
his attorneys, Atkinson and Quarles,
yesterday fled an amended petition in
his suit against the Territory for al
legged violation of contract by the
House of Representatives.
In an opinion handed down by the
Supreme Court on Lloyd s original pc
tition it was held that he had failed to
establish the authority of the Commit
tee on Public Expenditures and Ac-
counts to enser into contract.
In referring to the attitude of
Speaker Holstein, Lloyd's petition
states:
'sThat after having the said work
done by the plaintiff, the said Speaker
directed the said Castro, chairman of
the Committee on Public Expenditures
"AAU ACCOUNTS, " OAod1lOW DldIHb1n
claim therefor, which said Castro.
chairman, acting for and as said com
mittee, with the acquiescenee1 of said
committee of said House, did. Where
upon plaintiff caused a resolution in
/ structing the allowance of plaintiff Is
| claim to be introduced into the said
| House, and upon consideration there
of, the said Speaker made said resolu-
tion a personal matter, and stated to
the House of Representatives that he
had directed the said committee to not
allow the said claim of the plaintiff
and declared elsewhere that if the
House did so he would resign as
| Speaker and as a member of the
| House; and the Honorable Charles A
Rice, a member of said committee, also
threatened to resign, and by reason OF
such threats such resolution was not
voted on, but laid on the table, where
it remained until the end of the ses.
sion without being acted upon, not.
withstanding that majority of the
members of the said House were in
| favor of allowing plaintiffs claim, and
recognized the justice of the same.''