The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-22

enough to decide this question; they
do not know enough to Judge for them
selves. 1t now appears from the face
Of the returns that FOR license" would
have carried, had 1t been on t1e.tick-
ct. The majority for the three wet
candidates in the Second, Third and
Fourth wards aggregates about 240.
while the aggregate OF the maiorlties
OF the two dry men is but III. These
figures speak for themselves and car
ny their own conclusion with them, so
We refrain from comment In this con-
nection. Tie whole course Of the wet
contingent In this campaign has been
but a succession Of %egreglous blum.
lers. and If experience can ever teach
the liquor men anything. they have
certainly learned that they cannot.
aud must not dare to deny the people
the right OF franchise. They have also
had the opportunity to learn that
Wien they say the people yoll "shall
not" the people reply in tones that
are loud, clear, mandatory and distinct
" audible we will, and they further re-
ply that the debauching business OF
the saloon mas no place in the eco.
nomic, financial or moral life Of a civ.
ilized community; that the saloons
function Is to I'LL our jails. demoralIze
our homes. and furnish employment
for a Few one horse lawyers, who
would starye without this kind OF
cllentage. The exit cue has been Civ.
en- to you, Mr.. Saloon man. SO twenty.
three. READER.
MISS sPRUcERY ALSO RITES.
Sprusbys mills, march the twenty
tooth.
To the peoples FORM OF the west yer.
jinun.
I'm not cy sprnsby. of which hes my
unkel, and I'm his nease. He went ov.
er to farenlont elexun da and hant
come buck yet. Jest as Hike as not
Marsel Jolufs told Nam r. SUSAN to
run unkel cy fur counsel In the fifth
ward Of faremont. and II Nam +. sus'
am Is running him its odds bodkius
sockdolligers II he ever stops runtHng,
fur Nam R. sold bis cole, they say
Nam SEES he sold 1t and told every bod.
dy about It and got a lot ov mummy
fur it, und so II narns axually running
unkel cy its all OF with my 1lnkel,
It's reported at the mills tuday that
Marsel Jolufs organized a bran NJ she
of which the titel is The simees TwIn2
up tu date. and ov which the twln2
IL walter elleson and sam r. Nuzum;
and du tell. they 81 that the twinz
LUX az much alike rs tn egs. Tha both
have the same robust form; the same
smllin fiNgnomtny the same kind ov
fine kurly mare; and both ov then
have the same luvabel dlsposlshun'
and both ov them 10 oaned by the
same management. when tina sho at
the nils the ram fz band will furnish
the muzic. and du tell. tina say that
weight konwelgh dresses up and ackts
like a munkey in this sho and chrley
manly tn, and tina. the headquarters
NV this sho Is IN the brury and oy
which Its hine quarters IL In linz
Mlnninghams hick hous.
Hen Gil.more-or]ess and 10 Wether.
wax and harry Shame and walter
elIe.asun was seen walk!n slngel file
past the mills last Mite. Its thot by
zeke Frazzel and Zeb Bakouse taat
tina was out kancelun order fur hops
ov which WIZ plased with the farm,
ers Of pumkin fork the da before the
.brnry WIZ voated down agtn IN Fare.
mont. And du tell, tina say that truth
.crusht tn the erth vii rize agin, but
the br,lry and the Ticker blzness bee
in a lie and a false rretense cant ney.
Ter hoap to rlze nglu. in k%onkluzion
wlsht tn say that i'm thankful that the
hellsh stun wont reck no homes In
,faremont this we're. Peepel can 80 tu
church and be decent without heerine
q lot o. buns, sktlnls. runs and k ls1,111ns
standin around theSsteet korrers Sbla:
.rardinga descent VinIen sfnd gchildern.