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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-24
The Heir to the HOOrah."

Willard Mack viii commence a per-
uanent enga cement Of high grade
stock at The Bungalow. the new thea
ter on State street. The Heir 10 the
Hoorah" will be the opening bill week
commencing tonight. Mr.. Mack's en-
gagement at the Colonial theateT the
past month has established new rec
ords for attendance at that theatsr.
Last Saturday, the 18th. there were
1900 people at the matinee to witness
Mr.. Mack's performance I'm Belasco's
The Girl of the Golden West and
the night business was the same MI.
Mack has been seeking for several
weeks TO secure a permanent house
where he could present each week
new. play TO the public. lie has been
able to do this for a month at the Co
lonial. but on account of previous book
ings OF combination attractions that
house could not be secured. Now final
arrangements have been concluded for
the occupancy of the new Bungalow
on State street Following THE Heir
to the Hoorah.'' Mr. Mack viii produce
such plays as "RgOss." The Holy
City IF I Were King" Nat Cav j.
wins when We Were Twenty-oue.
Richard Carvel." The Firginian-
The Christian. The Pride Of Jenni-
co" and many others TO be announce
in due time. This list alone Will give
some faint idea OF the liberality Ns.
Mack displays In providing the best in
the amusement world. He paid David
BeIasco of New York. it IS said. Sl500
for the use of The Girl Of the Golden
West for enc week and a half.
The Heir to the HOorah' is a west
ern play and when originally produced
by the late Kirke La Sheile az the HUd
son theater was hailed as the greatest
western play yet produced. and il has
always continued with unprecedented
success Mr.. Mack will continue the
same popular scale Of prices during
his run Of the Bungalow. opening Sun
DAY night. giving. regular matinees on
Wednesday end Saturday. He has aug
mented his organization b. several
good actoHx from Los Angeles and san
FTancis SEQ. but Miss Blanche Douglas
| will continue as leading woman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-24

film OF the 'Biograph series Is "The
criminal Hvpnotist- "A story with good
ending The triumph OF good over evil
is portrayed i'm this picture aud the acting
and photogra phic work OF tbs tompanN IS
I'm 10 their usual standard. Other first
run films include Those Boys Ire Com
nander's Revenge. Chilli OF the Gigantic
Animal. The Delirious Patient and Rum
ming Away From Home. M. Phillips Will
ne heard in two songs. she Was q Grand
Old Tady and Rainbow" Professor
Larson's orchestra will ne in attendance
with some Of the latest eastern successes.
The bill runs all week. with daily mat
inees.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-24

The male chorus, as is necessary in
The Burgom5 steT. is particularly
strong, especially 50 in thsir rendition
of Dear Old College Days" while the
female portion has been engaged espe-
Cially for their nging ability There
are some twenty-odd musical gems in
THE BurgOmasteT." each Of the whis-
Ting variety, and the present prOduc-
ton has been given sumptuous mount
ing BY Manager Cullen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-24

unhealthy kidneys responsible for sickness and
suffering Teore through neglect
kidney trouble per md continue serious results
follow.
other organs may need att enonbut kidneys most De-
cause they do and should hav attention hrst
you feel badly be gin taking Dr. Kimes swampRoot
great kidney and bladder emdy because kid
neys begin get they will the other organs health
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-24
prevalency of Kidney Disease.

Prevaiency Of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm
ing increase and remarkable pTevaleHcy
Of kidney disease While kidney dis
orders are the most common diseases
that prevail. they are almost the last
recognized by patient or physicians.
who content themselves with dOctoring
the effects. while the original disease
undermines she system.
The mid and immediate effect OF
swamp Root, the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy, is soon realized.
tt stands the highest for its remarkable
curative powers in the most distressing
cases.
Symptoms of Kidney Trouble.
swamp Root is not recommended for
everything but if you are Obliged TO
pass your water frequently night and
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
usIns shs Opportunity.

about the most resOurceful young
person I've encountered in the real es-
tate line" said Pittsburg man, came
from Ohio. He secured a place with
real estate firm The second evening
be was In town one or his co-workers
introduced him to an evening gather
Ing at the house OF a well known
merchant The company. learning that
the newcomer possessed voice, invit-
ed him to sing. He responded with
Home, Sweet Home
Everybody was surprised at his Sc
lection, but as It was well done be
was heartily applaUaed- Then he sur
prised them some more
stepping forward to the center Of
the room, he said:
I'm glad you liked the song. There
Is nothing like Home, Sweet Home" :"
and let me say that our firm is selling
them on terms to suit and within
twelve miles of the city. IL you don't
care TO I've there the fact yet remains
that it's the chance Of your life for an
investment '"-Kansas City Inaepend-
avrA
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
F1eaIthfuI Tombstone.

Nobody ever dies in Tombstone un-
less they brought it within" or fall
into GOO foot verticai shaft. or buy
IN automobile, or sass" their mother
in-law. or try to thaw out powder, or
mistake cyanide Of potassium for
sugar, or start OFF a county seat re-
movaI racket Some die of old age,
come old partners Of Daniel Boone, but
none has ever been known to die
rom physical Irregularities contracted
In Tombstone aside from the above
mentioned causes and occasionally an
abnormal tishtness about the throat.
superinduced by coil of manila rope.
or from a cold caught through hole
made by a 45.-Tombstone Epitaph.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
THE ORIGINAL CASEY"

In ancient days there was man who
was hitter by the clock.
His slugging tickIed ev'ry fan-from
these he never got a knock
That is, the local fan brigade-oppos-
ing fans were much afraid
Wiener he stepped up to the plate, for
he could hit EN- soon or late
This slugger knocked out ev'ry one
who faced him on the firing line,
At inside batting-hit and run-or
homerun swatting, he was fine
His services were held so dear that he
could hold out every year;
In fact he got a bunch of tin that
would have tempted Mike Dolin.
When he had conquered ev'ry one that
faced him in the big league push,
In pride he offered stacks of nun TO
any pitcher from the bush
Just any hurting wonder who could
show his Nibs a thing or two.
Till finally the word went round that
such an offering was found.
The champion was all aghast; What
ASI VIC, was SlAnpiy HIS reply
THAT youngster hasn't got curve, a
fast or slow one or a high,
That I can't hammer DER the fence
his galrs amusing, If immense;
Just let this unknown youngster come
and l will put him on the bum"
The STRIPPING strolIed upon the field
and faced the Casey of that day;
Said Casey: kid, your fate is sealed
the STRIPPING put his ball in play
BY dipping it into the brook-the aud
ience wore a tickled look. .. =.
And forthwith got their hammers out
to greet the youngster in his rout.
That amt my STYLE" the batter chied,
as hurting toward him came the
sphere,
He nonchalantly turned aside-"Str-
ike!" the umpire called out clear.
The next-he took a swat at it-but
didn't touch the pill a bit; 30
The third he hit at, but instead of hitN
ting it, it hit his head.
A wild and most tumultuous shout as
cended from the crowded stand,
The champion was both down and out,
the batting wonder-he was canned.
Goliath was the man of fame-the
pitcher? David was his name.
The great Goliath, though no gutter,
went down before the initial spit
ter" ". M. Jones.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Ts.ohina the RoxaI Salute.

Crossing the deck of the Kaiser Will
helm III. royal yacht with a large mug
Of beer in his hand, one of the sailors
was startled by the sudden appearance
Of his royal master. He made a most
clumsy attempt to salute with his free
hand, while his anxiety to prevent the
beer spiIling amused his majesty.
Look here" said the latter, "you
didn't do that right. Let me show you
how It ought to be done" Telling the
man to fancy that he was the en-
peror, who was to be saluted, the kai-
ser took the mug and retreated few
PAGES. Then, coming forward again,
stopping opposite to the sailor, he held
the mug to his lips, drained ii, put 1t
down on the deck and gave the salute
with military precision. That's the
way to do IT," he remarked to the as
tonished seaman Nov go down
stairs and tell them to I'LL the mug up
again and give you one fer yourself.
Say It was who drank It"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Brain and Muscle.

According to- MISS Loane, the author
Of From Their Point Of View" more
men are tramps and more women are
miserable housewives IL married or
underpaid slaves If single because
they cannot or will not use their brain
power than because they are too lazy
for hard bodily labor. The amoQnt Of
purely unintellectual drudgery dimin-
ishes every year and the demand for
intelligent workers increases.
The author had one woman patient,
a worker among London poor, chron-
ic sufferer, who managed to keep house
and children IN far more perfect order
than vigorous neighbors always scrub
bing and securing. She was once
asked how she contrived to do this,
and she replied:
II makes my mind do three parts OF
1t. 1t isn't so much what does, but
what ! stops from having did"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Psyohie Phe%o,oera.

r7he Chinese believe that the p'o is
equivalent to the suprastmlnal self,
the visible personality ineecpenetpating
and indissolubly attached 10 the body,
the hun being the sublilnlnal'o or invisi-
bic sell, also interpenetEating the body,
but not indissolubly attached to It."
For instance, "the hun OF girl elop-
ed with q lover. leaving the physical
body informed by the psO only, and
there she lay In bed, seniconscieus
invalid, for several years, unt4l the re-
turn Of q Funaway pair. who had been
duly married aud were Bringing home
a couple OF children while the aston.
ished parents were wondering what to
make Of 1t all, the girl Ia theabed got
up and went out to meet hereof. The
two fell into each otherls arms, and
there and then, in thepresense of,spec-
tators, they coa9eSced and, became one
r-one ordinary woman, dressed, how
ever. In two complete suits of,elOthes."
Theosophical Repiew.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17


Sierra Leone-knOwR to fame as ''tke
white mans grave''-viswed from the
deck of an incoming steamer presents
an appearance distinctly attractive. AS
to climate, the sobriquet white mans
grave" is sufficiently instructive. Suf-
Gee 1t to say that the Hrst OF the daily
regimental orders ran thus: Funeral
parade at $50 a. 10. tomorrow" and 1t
was seldom indeed that the parade
was dismissed for lack Of victim to
the pestiferous climatic conditions.
Indeed. so ardueus became the duties
Of sepulcher that, whereas it was Gus
tomary in the !beginEang for the entire
regiment and band TO attend, only the
company OF the deceased and the firing
party did so later on. Sierra Leone is
infested with snakes, large and small.
The former are OF the constructor spe
cies; the latter are aaA extremely ven
omous. The most deadly Of all per
haps ts the yellow jack, a beautiful
yellow and black reptile. whose bite Is
reputed to prove fatal within space
Of twenty minutes. Wesechester Coun-
ty Magazine.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
The subaItorn's Retort.

When Sir Ian Hamilton was in South
Africa acting as chief of staff TO Lord
Kitchener he had occasion to visit rath-
er large depot Of which a,young Of
f1cer was in command. Going through
certain papers, General, Hamilton found
that these were not quite in order and
at last said rather weaufly to the of
flcer: "Yoa know this sort Of thing
will not do at all. What dos sup
pose your brains were gfvenoys ferP'
II am sure do not know, general,
was the cheerful reply. ''Sance came
here / have worked sixteen houEs q
day and more have sAated, asA maale
teamster, porter, van gnGEd. sapPly
clerk, station master, orderly, ronn
clerk, typist and dozen other things.
I think if / had not been endowed
with brains might have managed to
take on two or three more jobs as well,
but as it rs must admit / am some
what handicapped"
Sir Ian Hamilton was forced to
laugh, and shortly after the young
officer found himself attached to the
generals personal sta6. London Tit
Bits
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Old Laws.

There still exists In London bylaw
which forbids cask Of beer to be un-
loaded between certain hours, but no
mention is made OF casks containing
any other liquor.
Lucerne has on its statute books a
law which is not enforced. 1t prohib
its hats Of more than eighteen inches
In diameter, forbids the use Of artifi
cial flowers and imported feathers and
orders that license of rs cents a year
shall be paid for the right to wear rib
boAs or silk or gauze.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
What Ia ~ = Lebster7

That the methods OF public school
anstruction as applied in one city at
least do not always meet the approba-
tion Of the parents OF the pupils was
evidenced when Gerznan naan whose
bEistly blend hair was standing per-
fectly erect with anger strode into a
Baltimore sohoel one day and, ap-
proaching the principal, demanded:
'svot Is 1t, a lebster3''
The principal explained in his suav-
est tone that lobster was a species
OF shcIlfsh.
''IIow many legs has it-der lob
sterY'
The number OF legs was promptly
stated.
"Look here" exclaimed the trritated
Teuton, II verk for me in big hurry,
und If your teacher he cannot find
peter din0s to ask nay boy Herman
how many legs las 1t, q lobster. und
make him come home to bocdcr his
faddcr init questions, What IS It. q
lobsterY it is pad businessr'- Lippin-
colts. RI
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
The Assassins.

The Assassins were a religions and
military order who came into exist
ence during the eleventh century in
Persia and who devoted themselves to
tho destruction after stealthy approach
of all who opposed the Moslem faith
in any way. The crusaders met with
branch of these desperate zeaiots in
Syria. and many of the warriors of the
cross were slain relentlessly and with
mysterious suddenness in consequence.
The Tartars exterminated the Persian
Assassins in 1856. and fourteen years
later the Syrian band Of murderers
was wiped out by an Egyptian ruler.
But the name they bore remains es q
designation OF dread. \
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17

eff you want 20 hear some guessing
wide of the mark ask some one what
he would tllink might be the third
most common name in New York
city" says the New York Sun. THE
probability is the correct answer will
never be made unless some enc has
happened to alght on some such bit
Of Information. The fact is that, ac-
cording to the best available authori-
ties the name Miller ranks third,
Smith holding first place and Brown
second. 1t seems almost Incredible,
but as matter of fact the name Mil
Ter stands well to the head Of the list
Of names most frequently met with
in the four largest cities in the coun-
try. 1t stands second in Philadelphia,
third in New York city and fourth In
Chicago, while the name Jones is~way
down In the list, holding the eleventh
place In New York city and the thir-
teenth in Boston, with such names as
Clark, Williams, White and other
names never considered common pre-.
ceding it,"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Herbert spenoer,s Reore+.

Mr.. Tollemache in his "reminiscences
tells this story about Herbert Spencer:
Toward the close OF his life Spencer
freQuented boarding house. and,
CHANGING to meet lady who had often
dined within earshot of him, / asked
her If she. could remember any wise
sayings Of his After pondering for
some time she answered: I can re-
member one of his remarks. He said
that making good melted butter is a
lost art in England"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
wsiahsne Touch,

A remarkable INSTRUMENT is that used
for the puEDase Of measusing the sense
OF touch. Phis device consists Of a
series OF lsttte disks, each three mill
meters ia diameter, suspended by fine,
delteate thread from wooden handles.
the last being stuck into holes round
block The lightest disk is taken
out and brought into contact wssh the
skin OF the subject, he having his eyes
closed. II nothing is fe4t a heavier
disk is employed, and so ON until the
pressure becomes noticeable. The
disks weigh from one to twenty nailli-
grams, and with their aid it has been
proved that the sense OF touch in the
average personals conveyed by two mill
ligrans on the forehead, temple and
back of the forearm, Eve for the nose
and the. chin aHd fifteen Fer the inner
surface OF the 1Rgers.-New York Trib-
une.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
20 Tells How He Failed

''Yes'm, canned!" he repeated. Can
ned! Extinguished! Bushleagued!
Chased! Fired! And all because a coll
lege kid from New Haven sent EN- up
crooked from tn frin' line. We never
used crooked ones in tn old days,
ma'am They was new to me. Up to
that time was hero, but just be-
cause l fell down that once and didn't
deliver the goods they shot me down
tn chutes."
lie strode thoughtfuIIy down the
road and the sweet-faced old lady
watched him sympathetically
The poor old veteran!" she ex-
claimed Il wonder what battle 1t was. +"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
SAVED klia Rupees.

During greatflood at Haiaarabad a
native banker. overtaken by the sud.
den rush Of water, made bis way Oh
to mound, where be was quickly iso
lated. The water rose, and the bank
er's legs were covered to his knees.
.'Tifty rNpees about f3 7s.), 90 rupees,
he shouted, ITO any enc who will save
mer' when the water reached his
shoulder he was shoutine, ~0ne thou
sand rupeesT' When envelopsd TO his
neck. with death stariAg hian in the
face. he yelled ''fEeip, hespi An Shat
have will I give to any enc 20 save
mep' ShertIy after the water began
to Fecede. When once more he was
covered only to his knees an offer OF
rescue came. But the banker, pluck
ing up his courage, cried sKeep of.
Keep or Will not give rupeer
and succeeded 10 making his escape
free of charge ST. James Gazette.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
The Eeoentrics.

Il understand the Neweds are hav-
ing trouble. remarked the spinster
boarder. Some people take her part,
and some others side with him"
"And suppose" growled the scanty
haired bachelor at the pedal extremity
OF the mahogany. there are few &C.
centric people who mind their own
business, y" Chicago News.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Unconeorned.

An incident illustrating the placidity,
lie so it may be called. Of the Duke OF
Wellington has reference to naval
officer, near connection Of the duke.
The ship which this ofhcer command
cd was lost, and be himself was drown
cd When the news was communicated
TO the duke, he merely exclaimed,
that's the second ship he has iOstg'
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
So~ina For Them.

As a countryman was sowing his
ground two smart fellows were riding
that way. and one Of them called to
him with an insolent air. well, honest
fellow" said he, It's your business
to SOW, but we reap the fruits Of your
labor" to which the countryman re-
piled, "'Tis very like you may, for
am sowing hemp. p."-C Catholic News
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
The way il Appeared 10 Her.

When she was five years old her
aunty took her to church; IT was her
first experience.
When she got home her mother ask.
ed her how she liked the service.
''Oh, well. God was there in white
nightgown, end he didn't speak LOUD
enough for the people to hear what he
said; SO they kept saying over and
over: We beswitch Thee to let us
hear Thee. good Lord / didn't like
1t very much"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
To PhiIin Snhnr

when a woman who asked Philip or
Macedon to do her justice was snub-
bed by the petulant monarch she ex-
claimed, Philip, shall appeal against
this Judgment
"Appealw thundered the enraged
king And to whom will you ap-
pealT' .
ITO Philip SOBER" was her reply.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
The Wanina lIonaxmeon.

Il forgot something" said the hus-
band
Yes" pouted the wife, ''you forgot
TO kiss me-
That may be, but what came back
for was my overshoes. Kansas City
Journal
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Chicken Cheese.

Boil two chickens until tender, tmIEe
out all bones and chop the meat flne.
Geason to taste with salt. pepper and
butter, pour In enough of the liquid to
make It moist. then put into a mold.
When cold turn out and cut in slices
Eoston Pest.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
cah Wtt.

The French have an expression
about "cab WITT that IL. Frenchman
returning from party and alone in
his cab thinks Of lots OF clever things
he might have said There Is great
deal OF cab wit outside Of France
AtchisOn Globe.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Same Old Jao.

"Ebenezer." called out Mrs. Jagway
from the floor above. have you been
drinking again?''
NO, m DEAR" answered Mr.. Jag
way In the hallway below. mot again.
Still."-C Chicago Tribune.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Hard to please.

"Your audiences seemed shocked By
the show"
AT. first" answered the manager,
but we expurgated it."
eAnd them
Then they seemed disappointed'
Exchange. 81
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Balm For Fat Men.

Every picture of the devil in human
form represents him as very tall very
slender and elegantly dressed. The
fat men need all the comfort they can
get and may find some In this.--AtcE4.,
son Globe.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
SeoIno the soenerv.

did your wife enjoy the Swiss seem
eryT
Il don't think she saw bit Of It.
She was kept so busy adjusting her
camera. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
Reminded Him.

Waiter-Haven't you forgotten some
thing, sir? Restaurant Patron-Pm
glad you spoke OF It, My wife told
me not to spend any money foolishiy,
and ] was just going TO give you tip.
Chicago News
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17

There is only one cure for public dis
tress. and that is public education. di-
rected to make men thoughtful merci-
full and ,ust Ruett-
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17
.lFAI.l.I
Don't Wal.

i:-ry longer, come Monday morning
and get first choice Of the bargains. A
L, Moody.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17

Adversely borrows its sharpest sting
from our NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-07-17

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