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The bee., 1909-10-07
Saved BY nraaa Helmet.

Brass helmets worn by English Ore
lighters occasionally prove useful. At
recent fire Ia tons of glass fell on
one mans head and completely buried
him and when he had been dug out
down to his shoulders another shower
OF glass came down and buried him
again. He was in hospital for four
months and glass was coming out Of
different parts of his body for six
months afterward, but he is still one
OF the best men of his company.
The bee., 1909-10-07
A Banquet

spread before you would DO you no
good if You couldn't eat. What
good can food do child when as
soon as it enters its stomach IL is
eaten by worms. That's the reason
your baby Is alling, cross, pasty
faced and thin. Give it Whites
Cream VermIfuge. 1t will eXpel
the worms and act as a tonic for the
child.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee., 1909-10-07

II you want TO be somebody, do
something in the world which will
benefit yourself and your fellows, lay
the foundation Of character strong
and solid to resist the temptations
and trials the world will put in your
way in your onward march through
life. Nail your colors TO the mast OF
integrity and defend them with the
ammunition Of right thinking and well
doing.
The bee., 1909-10-07

A letter by Robert Southey. just
discovered. contains the lament that
everybody reads poetry but no one
buys it. In this age people do not
even read 1t, but they continue to
read THE Story of the Three Bears"
without knowing it was originated by
the great Philadelphia inquirer.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Cold Weather Advice

to all is to beware of coughs and
colds on the chest; as neglected
they readily lead to pneumonia,
consumption or other pulmonary
troubles. Just as soon as the cough
appears treat 1t with Billiards. HOre-
hound Syrup the standard cure OF
America, as directed-per-
feet harmless B A cure and proven
tive for all diseases of the lungs.
Price 25c, SOC and $l00 per bottle.
sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department
The bee., 1909-10-07
A Shake Up

may all be very we'll so far as the
trusts are concerned, but not when
it comes to schills and fever and
malaria. Quit the quinine and take
a real cure-Ballard's Herbine
Contains no harmful drugs and is
as certain as taxes. If 1t doesn't
cure, you get your money back.
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-10-07

There is but one mate for each man
and woman in the world and until
they recognize the fact and learn with
patience to await the note Of absolute
conviction which is the one infallible
guide to happiness, marriages will fail
as they fail now and the church will
give its empty blessing to those Ill
assorted pairs whom God forever
leaves blessed.-Exchange
The bee., 1909-10-07
A Bed Rock of Success

lies in keen, clear brain, backed
by indomitable will aud resistless
energy. Such power comes from
the splendid health that DR.. Kings
New Life Pills impart. They vital
lie every organ and build up brain
and body. j. A. Harmon, Llzemore,
w. Va, writes: ''They are the best
pills Lever used" 25c at AL drug
gists.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Slightly Colder With Snow.

When you see that kind of a
wea ther forecast you know that
rheumatism weather is at hand.
Get ready for it now by getting a
bottle of Billiards. Snow Liniment'
FINEST thing made for rheumatism.
chilblains, frost bite, sore and stiff
Joints and muscles, sail aches and
pains. 25c, Doc and 81 90 a bottle.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Cold STORAGE Eoos.

Some of those eggs now going into
cold storage may never come out
again, but will remain, like the gold
reserve in the Bank Of England, as a
part of the capital stock of the cold
storage concern. In some future geo
logical era, as they are dug up, the ex-
perimenters of the day can have great
fun seeing whether or not they will
hatch out.-Chicago News.
The bee., 1909-10-07
BY Order of the Deceased.

An Atchison man died lately, and
when his remains were viewed at the
funeral a placard was lying on his
breast which read: Nov, will you let
me alone?" There is a good deal of
talk about the affair. The undertaken
says he placed the plaeard there at
the last request of the deceased
Atchison Globe.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Not a Bottle Returned.

Experience of an old Druggist :
II have sold nearly all the Hughes
Tonic bought of you, and not bot
tie has been returned. j have been
IN the drug business for twenty-five
wears aud have never sold anything
that gave such satisfaction" Sold
by Druggists-50c.a and $500 bottles.
Prepared by RObineOn-Pette Co.,
Incorporated, Louisville, KY.
The bee., 1909-10-07
The proper ouesi;on.

The man with the CLASSY eye and
preternaturally solemn demeanor put
down a sovereign at the booking office
at Charing Cross, and demanded "a
ticket" What station?" snapped the
booking clerk. The would-be traveller
steadied himself. What stations
have your" he asked with quiet dig
nity.-London Globe.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Cures Sick Turkeys.

Mr.. Clinton Wood ward, Wilmore,
Ky, saws: II cured my hogs with
your Bourbon Hog Cholera Remedy
and my wife cured sick turkeys
with your Bourbon Poultry Cure.
They are both splendid remedies.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated. drug department.
The bee., 1909-10-07

Dear Lord" Is the favorite prayer
OF an Atchison spinster, make me TO
see every time come to thee with
complaints what my married brothers
and sisters hive to put up with from
their children, that l may cease my
complaining. and be duly grateful that
thou hast seen At in thy wisdom to
make a carefree spinster OF me-
Atchison (Kan.) Globe.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Food for Pet Owls.

Young owls are easily raised on
fresh meat. Up to the age of four
or five weeks, beef and mutton finely
chopped make good food. After that,
mice. rats and English sparrows.
served whole, are in great demand
and come nearest their natural food.
These. If not too large, they will swal-
low whole.-St. Nicholas.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Fate Of the First Reformer.

The first reformer in any movement
has to meet with such a hard opposi-
ton and gets so battered and bespat-
tered that afterward, when people
find they have to accept his reform,
they will accept it more easily from
another man.-Lincoln.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Note for Wives.

II is said that no man can tell a NIB
and keep his big toe still. II the wom-
en- will induce their husbands to take
on their shoes before they begin to
question them they can catch them In
falsehood every time.-Atchison
Globe.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Pats Appreclatlon.

An artist had finished a landscape;
on looking up, he beheld an Irish nav
Wy gazing at his canvas. "Well." said
the artist, Familiarity. do you suppose
you could make picture like that?"
The lrishman mopped his forehead a
moment. Sure, man en- do amy
thing If he's druv to utl" he replied
The bee., 1909-10-07
One can RepuIss or Attack.

II you would remove evil, do good.
Be a growler and you will drive men
and women away from you. BE SYM
pathetic and you will attract the
world.
The bee., 1909-10-07

Mrs. Laura Gill, Utica, KY. says
IT did not get the Bourbon Poultry
Cnre in time TO save my $50 gobbler
but have a large flock of turkeys /
want to use it with as / find 1t a
good remedy.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-10-07
EntnusIassm.

Nothing Is so contagious as enthu-
siasm. It is the real allegory of the
tale Of Orpheus II moves stones, 1t
charms brutes. Enthusiasm is the
genius of sincerity and truth accom-
plishes no victories without it.-Bul-
wer Lytton.
The bee., 1909-10-07
His Vain Reoref.

A Duluth four-year-old hopeful, who
was receiving an application of the
corrective rod, looked up to his Of
Tended mother, who had told him Of
his prehistoric whereabouts, and said:
"Oh, mamma, J wish I'd stayed In
heaveni"
The bee., 1909-10-07
Frightful Fate Averted.

81 would have been cripple for
life, from terrible cut on my knee
cap" writes Frank Disberry, Kelll-
her, Mimi, without Bucklen's
Arnica Salve. which soon cured
me-" Infallible for wounds, cuts
and bruises, it soon cures Burns,
Scalds, Old Sores, Boils, Skin
Eruptions. Worlds best for Piles.
25c. at all druggists.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Kfdnaped.

Little three-year-old Margie was al
ways anxious to relate to her young
friends the interesting things that her
father read in the paper. She was
overheard few days ago telling her
little neighbor: yes, Edith, my father
readed it in the morning paper, little
boy just as big as me, was nipnapped.
The bee., 1909-10-07
Wants a Ham Sandwich Mine.

Really. we cannot fully express our
pleasure at the discovery of a new
diamond field in South Africa. Now.
II ham sandwich mine. near enough
to Macon for our children to work in,
could be located, our happiness would
be omplete.-Macon News.
The bee., 1909-10-07

Constipation caures headache, nausea, dizzi-
ness, languor, heart palpitadon. Drastic phys
les grippe. sicken. weaken the bowels and don't
cure Doan's Reglets act and gently cure con-
stipaton IS ceuts. Ask your druggist
The bee., 1909-10-07
Mus. supplement Vegetable Diet.

It is impossible TO thrive on vege-
tables alone. They must be supple
mented by eggs, cheese, Italian
pastes. such as macaroni, brown
bread, good salad oil. butter, nuts.
cereals. pulse.
The bee., 1909-10-07
And So MANY Do.

''Dar ain no doubt" said Uncle
Eben, dat money does mo- harm dan
good TO a man dat regards II simply
as license to git proud an foolish"
The bee., 1909-10-07
Has Poetry Enough; Wants Wood

We have on hand more poetry than
we can find room for. What we need
is more wood. 1t is true the poetry is
pretty wooden, but it doesn't fling out
the warmth of oak and pine. We
therefore prefer an ordinary load OF
wood to a cord of poetry.-Adams
(Ga-) Enterprise.
The bee., 1909-10-07

A German writer declares that slut
tering can be cured by simply en-
forcing the rule: do not open your
mouth till you are quite clear In your
head exactly what you want to say"
The bee., 1909-10-07
The Philosopher Of Folly.

tits love that makes the world go
round" says the Philosopher of Folly.
isn't it pity that II wouldn't make
Il 90 square, now and them"
The bee., 1909-10-07
About Men.

Many a man would have more
friends in this world. II he didn't
spend so much time criticising the
friends he already has.
The bee., 1909-10-07

Don't let the baby suffer fromssczem sores
or any itching OF the skin. D5Nhs Ointment
gives instant relief, cures quickly Perfectly
safe for Children. All druggists sell It.
The bee., 1909-10-07

Never can tell when you'll mash finger or
suffer a cut. bruise, burn or scald. BE Prepared.
DR.. Thomas Electric Oil instantly relieves the
pain-quickly cures the wound.
The bee., 1909-10-07
unsurvsxed Land In Arabia.

The London Times of recent date
shows that Arabia is considered as
containing one of the most consider
able areas of unknown land in exist
ence.
The bee., 1909-10-07

"Had dyspepsia or indigestion for years. No
appetite and what did eat distressed me ter
ribly. Burdock Blood Bitters cured mel.
H. Walker Sunbury, Ohio
The bee., 1909-10-07

Algeria. Uncommon with many other
Of the backward countries of the east,
is taking with avidity to one product
OF western NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
milk. The Swiss exporters get nearly
all the trade.
The bee., 1909-10-07
--~-~-l------ -
MaXhe He DnAs

When we remember that a wood
pecker often works his way into
tree with his bill, we wonder that
woodpecker doesn't have headach
constantly.-Atchison Globe.
The bee., 1909-10-07

.
nae the market by
Wv MIN 1NDllH3 storm.
t.e t.lkTTM It's reception by
the public has ex-
$50 - ceeded in enthusi-
=D asm anything we
had dared to anticipate.
Employers and photographers
alike have welcomed IL as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need of the hour.
The cry is for Speedl Speed
Speed land the Oliver responds.
The demand for Durability rs fill
ed by the sturdy, steel-clad Oliver.
To call for a writing machine
that will do many things and do each
of them equally well. the Oliver
answers with its unexampled versa
tilIty.
ITS visible writing saves the
strain on eye and brain.
Its legibility lends beautyto ITS
work. The letters that bear the OIL
liver imprint are the letters that seen
TO speak.
Oliver No. 8 fairly bristles with
new aud exclusive time-and-saying
features. We have space to mention
only few of the more importat ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
Balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
Line Ruling Device is fine for
tabulated work.
Double Release doubles conve-
nience.
-Non-Vibrating Base insures
stability. Yet with all OF those adj
ded improvements, we have still
further simplified the Oliver-by
fusing brains with metal.
oliver No. is a dream come true
the dream of Thomas Oliver crys-
talllzed into this wonderful mech
anism of shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement of a
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for a
Free Demonstration of OlivOr No. o..
Or send for The Oliver Book-yours
for a postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The Oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, I'll.
The bee., 1909-10-07

Even when the man of few words
hasn't any money to do his talking he
usually has a wife.-Dallas News.
The bee., 1909-10-07
]. c. r. q. TIME CARD.

Time Of departure OF Illinois Gen.
raj trains from Nortonville, Ky.
The bee., 1909-10-07
New Oliver No. 5
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wOnde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
Its reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded in enthusi-
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
INQUIRY FOR PHILIP MERRILL

An inquiry has just been received by the police department from A. c. Mer- Till of Hull House. Chicago. asking for news of a brother, Philip Merrill, who
 has been in Phoenix during the past year. Recent letters addressed to him here have been returned. Merrill is a civil engineer and has been in poor health
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN, TUESDAY MORNING

small farmers, now have on display in their office a product of section 20 soil It is a sugar beet two feet long and ideal in form. It required two men to pull it out of the Glendale loess which by the way is soft and free as well as deep. else the beet could not have been pulled from such depths without injury. It has been estimated that this beet is a sample of 25 ton to the acre crop. and at $4.75 per ton that means s11S.75 per acre, for one years crop.
 ELECTION DAY-This is election day and the saloons will be closed from am. till pm, according to the law It might be well to specify just what the election is about as they are coming along now about as fast as balls down a bowling alley Today the qualified voter will have the op- portunity of helping to determine whether or not We are to have a n.< telephone system to replace the pres ent one and whether a franchise shall be granted the Interurban railway company. The polling places will be as follows: First ward, Noble block; second, Holmes building on North First avenue between Washington and Adams street: third. 23 South First avenue; fourth, City Hall.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
Of Local Interest
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DINNER PARTY-Mr

DINNER PARTY-Mr. and Mrs. Carl Lewis entertained charmingly at dinner Sunday evening. The table decorations were pink sweet peas. The guests included Miss Edith Jacobs, Miss Ethel Provard, Wgter Hardwick and Nathan Olinsky.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

or right of electors to vote on the franchise at the election tomorrow
 A very great number of people have the impression that because they are not on the last assessment roll of the city, they are not qualified to vote. The law requires that the affidavit of registration show wheth- CT or not the elector is on the tax roll, but being on the tax roll is not qualification. The law simply re- quires the affidavit to show that fact. so that a person otherwise qualified is entitled to vote upon the franchise whether he is on the tax roll or not
 J. H. LANGSTON.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20
UNDEI.slRED ATTENTIONS

UNOEi.SlREO ATTENTIONS - Tom Mcdonald was arrested yesterday on a charge of drunk and disorderly after having followed a woman on Seventh avenue in an effort to become acquainted without going through the formality of an introduction. McDon- aid was followed in turn by a colored man who notified the police and iden- tified him.
 WOMAN'S ClUB-The meeting of the Woman's club this afternoon will
 be under the direction of the depart
 ment of arts of which Mrs Charles Christy is chairman. The musical pro- gram will consist of two vocal mum bers by Mrs. Ancil Martin. They will by the Way to Sunderland" and Alone" by Thurlow Lievrance After the music Dr. John w. Foss will de- liver an address on The Artistic Pos abilities of Phoenix
 FIRM CHANGE ANNOUNCED MessrS. H. B. King, II NJ Lewis, F. A Goodrich and Edward w Pohlman. of Spokane. have purchased the interest of C. s. Bergman, the fifth partner in the business of the Southwestern Real ty company, the change being announce ed yesterday. The business will be conducted as heretOfore-real estate. mining and insurance, the latter fea- ture of it being conducted by R. l.. Hall, an experienced man. who has been connected with the firm for some time and who continues in the same capacity.
 THE COWBOY LEASE-C. B. Hol- man, who, with R L. Hall, formed the H & H. Mining company. securing the Cowboy lease on the Hillside mining near Salome, returned yes terday from Los Angeles, where he has been engaged in financing the com pany He was accompanied home by a mining expert. representing the gen tlemen who are furnishing the capi- tai and whose mission is to inspect the ground and indicate where. in his judg- ment, the lease owners should begin their developing operations. It is like ly he will accompany MT. Holman to Salome on today's train.
 THE STATEHoUSE IOoL-W. c. Foster. territorial auditor. has rigged up a shrine on top of his office desk and in it's sacred center he has placed a Taft Billiken. where all the devout office holders in that end of the Cap itol building may come and offer their daily devotiOns to the smile that won't come off. MT. Foster has the only Taft Billiken in town and while others may have some of the lesser gods kicking around their offices those who desire to engage in real political wor- ship will have to break into his pri- vate temple.
 A SECTION 20 sEET-Greene & Griffin who have been making a lot of noise about section 20 which they have cut up into 20 and 40 acre lots for
Arizona republican., 1909-04-20

that efficient serv;ce can be render ed at a minimum cost.
 There is no good reason why the people of this city, the surrounding rural districts, and adjoining cities and towns of the valley, should not be bound solidly together with inde- pendent telephone connections. The question is now up for the decision of the people of this city, and on to- morrow they will have an opportun- ity to decide for themselves.
 Along the line of this election I would like to suggest that there seems to be a popular erroneous i'm pression regarding the qualification
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1909-02-06
church Bows 10 Present Farce.

Twenty young men of St Stephens
Lutheran Church viii present a new
version of the "Old District School,
in the Opera House on Tuesday even
ing. February %. II is farce in two
acts with music.
The cast Of characters and the per-
SONS taking the different parts is as
follows; Ezekial Simpklns, teacher,
Martin l.. Hutchinson: Deacon Tidd,
George G. stiegler: John Jacob Aston.
Conrad Book; Patience PuddifHot. Fred
Stierle. Jr.; Ben Butler, Horace Liver
good; Tooty F'rooty. Leslie Behringer;
Cornelius Vanderbilt. Clarence Unger;
Peruna Jones, William Freck: Jim
Blaine Frederick Kurtz; Christopher
Column bus Oscar w. Stiegler; Petey
Barnum. Algot Sahlin Buster Brown,
Edward Schell; Daniel Webster Les
ter Wingate; Lydia Pinkham. William
Hanf; Jesse James, George Schweitzer;
Liza Ann Snodgrass, Leonard Sch
wartz Liza Anna Snodgrass. Samatha
Small William HoffenbeclSer; Mehit-
able Henswogble Joseph Hirzel; Brig
ham Young. Charles Schwartz; Mrs
Amanda Jewsha Quackenbush. Harry
Hunsicker.
The play introduces the following
songs arranged by George f. Rosche;
Good Morning Teacher" Teaching
District SCHOOL," "Chicadee dee" "Old
Dan Tucker" 20 Come, Come Away;
sLdttle Drops OF Water" The old
Oalxen Bucket" MY Father and Moth
er Were Irish" battle song. a medley
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1909-02-06
"FRESHIES" DINNER
A QUIET AFFAIR
Delaware College "SOphS''
Not MARRIED by Threat
ened Intrusion

The annual dinner OF the Freshmen Of
Delaware College was held in the Clay
ton House last night. Before the din
ner the Freshmen attended the Garrick
Theatre which was decorated with the
college colors. One of the actresses APP
peared in the colors In honor OF the
"freshies."
Only one Sophomore appeared to mar
the harmony OF the dinner. although II
had been expected that there would be
a rafting class fight.
The toastmaster was Howard r. En-.
mis- the class president. and the toasts
we're as follows: Glass officers. George
?. Milllngton; class Of 1872 William A.
Reynolds; class spirit. Joseph ~ Har-
man, Jr.. class prophecy, John c. Phil
lips Athletics, William w. Larrimore;
Delaware College review. Lewis J. Oar
rel; faculty, George W. sawin; old
Delaware. A. Rae du Bell
The calss officers under twhose dlrec-
ton the affair was held. are president.
Howard r. Ennis; vice-president. W. w
Larrimore; secretary. George w. Wawin;
treasurer, ID. Bayne Ayesrt and historian.
teasuer. d. Bayne Ayerst and historian.
W. A. Reynolds.
Fearing the abduction Of their class
was hidden IN the home Of the class his
tor,an. Mt No. 1907 West Thirteenth
street and only allowed to leave the
house when it was time to go to the
theatre.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1909-02-06

cause of his knowledge of and familiar
arity with the work Of these censuses
has stated that the result was to pro.
duce Ntravagauce and decentralization.
Carroll d. Wright, VIII chad charge
Of the Census Bureau after the census
% 1890. estimates that 100000 and
more than a years time. would have
been saved II the census force had
been brought, into the CLASSIFIED SER
vice.
I'm view Of the temporary character
OF the work, IL would be we'll TO waive
the requirements Of the civil service
law as regards geographical apportion-
ment. but the appointments should be
chosen by competitive examination
from tho lists provided by the Civil
Service Commission The noncom-
petitive examination in a case like this
is not only vicious. but is IN effect a
fraud upon the public. No essential
change is effected by providing that IL
be conducted by the civil Service Com
mission; and TO provide that the EN-.
ployes shall be selected without regard
70 political party affiliations is empty
and misleading unless, tat the same
time, II is made effective I'm the only
way in which II is possible to make
II effective. that Is by providing that
the examination shall be made com
petitive.
IT also recommend that n provision
is made that the census printing work
may be done outside the Government
Printing Office. II shall be explicitly
provided that the Government authori.
ties shall sec that the eight-hour law
is applied in effective fashion 10 thes,
outside Offices
outside of these matters. / believe
that the bill is, on the whole. satisfac
tory and represents an improvement
upon previous legislation on the sub
iect. But II 10 OF vital consequence
that we should not again permit thu
usefulness of this great decennial
undertaking on behalf Of the whole
people % be married by permitting II
10 be turned into an engine to further
the self-nterest OF that small section
of the people which makes a profes.
sion OF politics.
1.-The evil effects of thes polls system
and of the custom Of treating appoint
ments TO the public service as personal
perquisltes of professional politicians
are particularly evident in the case on
a great public work like the taking Of
the census work which should ems
phatically be done for tho whole people
and with an eye single TO their in
forest
Theodore Roosevelt.
The White House, February 5, 1909.