New-York tribune., 1909-01-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Governor Harris Of Ohio believes that criminals
can be employed a farm with advantage to
themselves and the state. He proposes that pris-
oners in the ponitentiary who confirmed
criminals be transferred to the refOrmatoTy and put
TO work tho state farm. 1t conditions of
cities that breed crime" says the Governor.
Most Of II Can he traced to idIeness and drink.
and idleneEs IS frequently the drink. There
is little drink fl the country and practically no
ldieness. II the young who had slipped over
the bounds of I law were taught scientific farming
he would like II and escape the associ-
ates who carry him down when he returns to the
city"
vii I've Just 8es9 TsadRg t e1ou the power of the
Yes | know of a will tnat makes children
and thirty-tWo grandchildren behave. Puck
In club composed of Young people which was
originally organized for bridge purposes the chatting
dish has become the prime feature. and prizes are
sought for by the creators Of new dishes nicely
prepared and moderate in cost" One member,
who would never nave joined except for his fond
for the game, said: It's all very interesting
for the people who like those things and / would
enjoy the cooking bees myself II Il were not for
the fact that must eat the creations to be
polite. l have been close observer since the CON
test began, and that every woman thinks
that the dishes suggested by the others horrid
And l agree with them. and sure that row
viii come in at the finish"
Mother frankie you teaching that parrot
to swear?
Frankie-No, mother; I'm Just telling it what it
mustn't say.-Tit- Bits
That the navigation of the air has ceased TO he
an experiment and has assumed serious form saws
the Cologne Gazette" demonstrated by the
fact that the Technical High School Of Charlotten-
burg applied to the ministry for the establishment OF
chair for aerial navigation The request cannot be
granted this year. however. because all appropria-
ticns up to April 1910 have been disposed Of. Later
the chair viii undoubtedly he established. The
rector Of the school, Professor Borman. said that
he had already received the application Of an ex-
pert volunteer Instructor
The AngIer-Is this public water my man?
The Inhabitant--Av
The AnglerIThen II won't be a crime If I land a
The ,Inhabtant-No it'll he a m'racle-sketch
BY an act of Congress Baltimore is to have az
last a memorial to Francis Scott Key. 4 Maryland
er and author OF The Star-Spa ngied Banner
a handsome tablet wing been ordered 10 be put
the flagstaff Fort McT1enry The tablet will he
I'm shape Of shield and made of bronze 1t
will suitably inscribed and viii constitute the
only memorial Of Key that has been put up
in Baltimore.
You ought to get job in museum the hu-
man phOnograph. Houston Post.
The loss and recovery OF a $500 pearl necklace
recalls the story of similar experience which "A
New York had after the last Old Guard
ball. She also missed her necklace when she ar
rived her home. and the next day II was brought
TO her by a woman who had shared her carriage on
her way home. Handing the necklace her
friend, the finder said; So glad l found it. We
always thought they real
Office Boy-Dat callers got a funny name
Editor-Oh he left his name. did he?
o B.-Yessir. He said it WIZ Immaterial-
Cleveland Leader.