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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27


nature. In cobbler shop 1t vhhs dee
ferent"
Vhell, / take walk by myself und
think. Maybe walk two miles. When
| comes back my wife says:
Hans, no meat for dinner"
Den we eat dinner quicker"
"Und no coffee"
"Den we drink water"
"Und no potatoes"
dot saves more time"
''But what shall we do"
1--WE shall understand human nature
und have plenty tomorrow"
Dot night | builds me sign und
puts her In der window. She reads:
'All customers by dis shop shall have
delr fortunes told free by der great
German astrologst. Come in
What yhas an astrologlstf" asks my
wife ash she reads der sign.
"She vhas somepody who pleases der
peoples by humbugging them," ] says.
Next morning I shust get der shop
door open when a woman comes i'm
NIT pair of shoes 20 fix oop. She
vhas customer one time, but / have
not seen her for year. she vhas
breathing hard, und she says;
II see your sign upd hurry home 10
get desc shoes. never knew you
vhas an astrologist or ! don't go by
der dago cobbler. SO you tell for
tunes. Look at my hand und tell me I"
"You have some troubles NIT your
husband" | says pooty soon.
Yes. dot yhas So"
"You belief he don't love you any
more"
She begins TO cry.
"You believe he loves another WON
ans und Will run avhay nit her. Dot
vhas plain to be seen In your hand"
"Oh, Hans, you vhas right! have
sooch troubles dot wish vbas dead"
Tut, tut. You have come to der
right person. If you go to some one
else you vhas gone oop; IL you como 10
me you vhas saved. 1t gives me der
greatest pleasure In der world to say
dot your husbond still loves you und
49, 'N'N "hy bnuO tlots ftiS
vhas out of order, und he don't say
mooch, but he vhas all right. You go
home und don't worry. When his in
digestion goes avhay he vhill call you
his angel again"
"Eor sure. Hans?"
III he don't, den vhas some goats"
Wipes Her Tears Away.
She wipes her tears AWAY und goes
out, und In comes a fat man NIT
red face. He vhas almost loaded down
NIT old shoes, und he laughs und says
Hans, maype vhas silly, but here
vhas. go by i've astrologlsts, und
dey make me crazy II you can tell
me der truth shall bless you"
II take his hand und look fort
minutes Den say
"You yhas troubled about your
wife"
Eyes. dot vhas 1t. Heavens, but ]
vhas troubedr
"You belief she loves some other
man, eh"
II do, ! do, Uud II makes me mis-
cry. Sometimes like TO kill some
one. have boarder IN my house.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
COMMISSION TO
MOULD OPINION
Believes People Are Shy on
Financial knowledge.
SOON READY TO REPORT

Benator Aldrleh Believes u viii 30
Difficult TO Arouse Interest In Sub
ject Of New Financial System For
Country and on Return From Eu.
rope viii Start Campaign Of Edu-
cation--Republioan Leaders Differ
Greatly as to Details Of Plan.
Washington, Sept. 27.--In some
thing less than FIVE years--to be ex-
act on June 80. 1914--the Aldrich-
Vreeland financial act Will expire by
Limitation, and unless before that
date It is replaced by wisely-framed
measure of broad scope, the country
will again be in the perilous situation
that is commonly believed to have re.
suited in the panic Of 19O7.0S. There
is a general realization of the neces.
sity of legislation on this subject, but
a wide difference Of opinion as TO
form.
Speaker Cannon believes that a
mere extension of the present law.
with perhaps few amendments in
details, Will suffice; President Taft
looks with favor upon the proposition
to create a great central bank, and
there are all sorts of intermediate
schemes. Probably that which com
mands the greatest support will be
based upon the recommendation OF
the monetary commission, which has
been quiexy but effectively at work
for more than year gathering the
material for the construction Of the
actual legislation.
A campaign of education Is about
to begin, for it is fully understood by
Senator Aldrich. who heads the com.
mission, and by tho students OF
finance, that Il will be difficult TO
arouse the interest of the mass OF the
people in the details of this rather
abstrusc subject, and that only by
general agitation can the national
legislation be brought to the point of
action. II It required 10 years to
bring about a revision of the tariff.
certainly a period of less than FIVE
years is none too long to perfect and
enact legislation on a subject so com
plex and important as Is involved in
a general revision of the entire finan.
cial system of the republic.
Therefore, soon after the return TO
America from Europe Of Senator Al.
drich and Professor Andrews and
other members of the commission,
which is expected TO be about the
middle of next month, preparations
will be made for the publication OF
the preliminary report of the commits
sion, and 1t is hoped that this can be
ready for submission to congress
when II reassembles in December.
This will be only the beginning, for
the full report Is to be so comprehen-
sive in scope that Il can not possibly
be completed within another year.
This commission has been up to
this point engaged In careful study
in the European capitals of the finan-
cial systems Of Great Britain and the
continental powers, and
mass of data OF the greatest impor-
taince TO the students Of finance has
been collected. II is realized that
none of these systems as a whole is
adapted TO the needs of the United
States, because of the peculiar condi-
tions which exist In this country, but
in most of them are found some fea-
lures that may be of value as foun-
dation for the projected new plan.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
Proaress of the Jeanle.

st. Johns, Sept. Wireless dis.
patches received here state that the
schooner Jeanie, which is bringing
Harry Whitney. the New Haven hun
ter, back to civilization, left Indian
Harbor Saturday morning for st.
Johns, and would not call at Battle
Harbor. 1t is expected that the
Jeanie win arrive here Wednesday.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
WISE OLD COBB[ER,
II You Use the Right Bait You
Can Catch Fish.
HIS FORTUNE TELLING SCHEME
Combines II With Mendins Shoes and
Draws q Bunch Of customers--oer
man Tailor Calls and Makes q sar-
castle Remark.


copyright. 1909, by Associated Literary
M Pressl
"KX ANS" says dot leetle German
tailor to me one day, why
don't you 60 und work In
some sawmils"
"For whyT' says.
Because you don't have some work
to do In your cobbler shop und because
you don't understand human nature.
Human nature vhas everything. II
you don't understand her you Will
starve to death; IL you do understand
her you shall wear diamonds"
"But how can work In some saw
mills II don't understand human ma
ture"
"In sawmlll you simply understand
saw logs. Saw logs vhas not human
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
How. This,

We offer one Hundred Dolars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh that cam
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY a. CO.. Toledo. o.
We, the underslgned. have known II.
lieve him perfe1.- honorable In an
business transactions ana financially
able 70 carry out any obligations made
I" WALDiNG, KINNAN q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taiSe,I Internal
", acting directly upon the flood and
s,n,cp,s,. mucSgs surfaces u, OF the system. Tss-
Sold by all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for soAsfipa-
- Anx.ns - =. = r,s~.- --....c.x - >zlnp
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
Motor Race Begins.

New York, Sept 27.--The first six.
days motorcycle race ever held be-
gan at the Brighton Beach racetrack
at 1901 today. to continue until 10
D. m. Saturday Five teams started
She Was On. ~
Mrs. Boozer q u. m.)-Thls Ia a nice
Time for you to be coming home.
Where have you been? Mr. Boozer.-
been setting up. my denrcst. wiz \
friend. Mrs. Boozer-- How many drinks
did you set up?- Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
Mother Locatea Stolen chIld.

Little Rock. Ark, Sept, 27. Kid.
naped in st, Louis when two years
old, and for seven years waif,
Fanny Belle Lincoln was restored to
her mother, Mrs. o. Beucler OF Little
Rock. The child was located through
the columns of a local paper.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
SPANISH TROOPS ADVANCE
Moors Driven Back With Great Loss
and Villages Burned.

LaRestinga. Morocco. Sept. ~
General Orozco's division has ad-
vsnced in the direction Of Selouan.
using captive balloon to direct the
movements. The Moorish villages
were set on fire by tho advancing
troops. Heavy resistance was en-
countered at several points, but the
Spanish displayed great gallantry
and, keeping the Moors under rain
OF shells from the batteries. drove
the enemy steadily back with consid
erable loss.
The Kings regiment, supported by
a battery OF artillery, was installed
at Maormina to protect the line of
communications II is reported that
the Moors are reforming behind a
strong rocky position to the west of
Nador.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
Bursting Bell Kills Boy.

Hamilton, o., Sept. 27.-John Eb.
bing, is, was instantly killed by the
bursting of the bell on the engine OF
a Cincinnati, Hamilton & Indianapo
lis express train. He was waiting at
a crossing for the train to pass when
the bell few to pieces, fragment
striking him In the temnla
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
COLUMBUS Printer Stabbed

New York, Sept. 27.-In an enconn-
ter with two thieves, Arthur Graham,
printer of Columbus, o., was Sc.
verely II not fatally stabbed. Graham
says he saw two men watching him
In a hotel restaurant and that thoy
followed him out and attacked him.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

iUstTumtFtS anu DOCUMENTS WI
Reach Home This Year-If Not
Has Duplicates From Which n,
Can Complete story IN All Its De
talls--Denles Slander Suit.
New York, Sept. 27.--Commandel
Robert e. Peary refused absolutely tc
allow any OF the records or instru
ments OF Dr. Frederick A. Cook to be
brought aboard the steamer Roose
welt, and was thus instrumental in
causing these records to remain in a
cache at Etah, Greenland, according
to Harry Whitney, the New Haven
sportsman, in a dispatch received in
this city by DR.. Cook. The message,
which came as response to one sent
by DR.. Cook is as follows:
"Strathcona, via Indian Harbor and
Cape Ray, n. f., Sept %.
"Dr, F. A. Cook, Waldorf, New York
Started for home Roosevelt. Moth.
ing arrived for me. Peary would al
low nothing belonging to you on
BOARD. Said to leave everything in
cache at Etah.
met Captain Sam, North Star.
Did mot go back after going on
schooner bound st. Johns take steam
er home. Hope you we'll. See you
soon. Explain all Good shooting.
HARRY WHITNEY"
DR.. Cook was questioned as to his
view of the situation created by the
action ascrlbed to Commander Peary.
but he declined to say anything de.
rogatory of his rival. 1T may be that
the Instruments will arrive this year
after ALL" he said, "and as for the
records and observations, their non
arrival here makes no difference
whatever, as I have complete dupli-
Gates, so that there will be no delay
in compiling my story with all it's
details"
DIR. Cook did not appear to be
greatly perturbed by the news he had
received from Mr.. Whitney. He
hopes to see him in very short time
and hear complete explanation of
the occurrences at Etah.
DR.. Cook denied the report that he
was to bring suit for SANDER against
Peary. There is no truth in the re.
port" he said. 81 have no intention
of bringing suit. Naturally am TAX
ing measures to have everything in
order in case of necessity; but have
never even thought of filing suit, and
| wish to contradict such reports at
once"
II they are still at Etah, Or. Cooks
instruments may not arrive in New
York until the spring months Of 1910.
There is a possibility, however, Of
their reaching here this year, as an
other vessel may have touched at
Etah after the Roosevelt left.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
o., ID. 4 NJ. ELECTRIC

sOUTH-Cars leave for Columhun
at 9. T. 8 and 10 a. m, at IL nool
and at 2. 4. s. 9. 8p. m. Ten and n
m. cars go to Delaware only q
NORTH--Cars leave Columbus lol
Marion at 1880. $3.50 and 1880 .
m, and at 1880, 1880, $50, S:yQ
1880 and at $3.50 p. m. M
Saturdays, Sundays ana legal holi
days there will be hourly service BE-
ween Marion and Columbus from Z
.. m. to y p. m.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

on the line between Lincoln and
Sagadahoc counties, Maine, is a set
tlement of thrifty farmer folk pecu-
liar for the number of people in the
settlement who have six toes on each
foot
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
TINE CARDS. .
HOOKING VALLEY.

NORTH-s7 q. m; 1915 .. m; a:Ae
q. m; 1920 a. m; s:1s .. m. Loana
to Marion only.
SOUTH--b:45 q. m; 7.2O .. -.
l0:16 a. m; 'l:35 y. M; 7:1k ,. -
Daily except Sunday.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

II has been discovered that a shrub
which covers large tract of noun
talnous land in the interior of Chile
produces \ good quality Of rubber.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
BUCKEYE BRIEFS
Items OF Interest to People In All
Parts OF Ohio.

Fostoria, o., Sept. 27--Rev. w. F.
Helle. retired minister of the Lu-
theran church, died very suddenly at
his home in Leonard street.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

from time to time on the moboliza-
tion, armament and equipment of the
Power TO which he Is accredited.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
ERIH-CHICAGO DIVISION.

WEsT--1O:25 a. m; 1:b4 y. nh
1882 . M; sI4:40 p. m.;I sa7:l0 q
m.
EAST-b:1S a. m: $3.50 q. n.
240 p. M; 6:12 p. M; 11:4S y. m.
Daily except Sunday. runs u
Lima only. = runs to Huntington
only.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
@. NJ. & b. ELECTRIC.

NORTHLCars lenve Marion eou
Bucyrus at 9, 8. IL q m, 10, 2. 4. q
and 3 p. m.
SOUTH--Cars arrive from BucyrIa
Mt 7:55. 1855 and 1l:b5 n. M; l:6l
:65. 6:56. 1855 and 1856 D. m.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

Problem Of the Problem Play.
ones-Brown-In his new play Kirby
las solved every problem but one.
Brown-Smith-What is that?
Jones-Brown--How to draw an audi.
tnye.--Stray Stories.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

Friendship consists In being friend.
not having q friend --Pittsburg Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
PENNSYLVANIA

.NORTH-12:30 p. m; SOS ,. n
Daily except Sunday. S:2s y. m. SUN
ays only. tl,.7
6OUTH-9:63 q. m; daily and a;O
. m. daily except Sunday. nsaseses
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
Fisherman la prowned.

Akron, o., Sept. 27.-Lloyd Holm
ger, S2, fell from his boat on Luna
lake when fishing, and was drowned
In the vicinity of other fishermen
without anyone hearing him cry out
or struggle.
SoIiioquy of the Pole.
I'm discovered
At last.
After centuries
Past.
But why all this
Muss?
Why need be
This fussf
have stood here
Alone
While the world years
Have flown.
Been comfy
And nice.
Kept well packed
In ice.
But why all
This row?
What do they
Want now?
They marched up,
These men.
Then marched down
Again
Baltimore American.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27

Habit is the deenest Law of bumap
ature.--Carlyle.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
ERIg-CINcINNATI DIVISION.

SOUTHWESTERN q. m; l:1e 4
M; l2.45 a. m.
EAST--12:5S ,. ~ M:N = ~
$40 ,. m.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
nc FoUa.

EASTBOUND--0:25 .. M: 12:M
noon; 7:22 p. m; 1887 p. m; 11:u
.. m; b:T p. m.
WESTBOUND-2:38 .. M: S:BS Q
Nd; 9:56 .. m; l:te p. m.; 7:1a 3
M; 4:27 ,. m.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
una ne IS der man sne loves. .

una ne IS der man sne loves"
Don't be excited. You vhas mis-
took. Your wife don't love dot board
cr one leetle bit."I
"Do you tell me so? Den who vhas
der man?'
"Be quiet und don't shump around.
Der stars tell me dot you don't give
your wife money for summer hat
und q white suit"
''vhelI. dot vhas so. like her to
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-09-27
WHITNEY TURNED
| DOWN BY PEARY
Refuses to Carry Cooks Rec.
ordS on Roosevelt.
COOK HEARS FROM HUNTER

Refuses to say Anything Dcrogatory
Of Rival and Expresses Hope That
instruments and Documents Wiil
Reach Home This Year-lf Not,
Has Duplicates From Which He
Can Complete story In All Its De.
talls--Denles Slander Suit.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-10
BEAUTY CONTEST
WILL CLOSE SOON
Big Task for Judges Who are
to Award the Apple
of Paris

One week from today the Portola
beauty contest viii be decided. From
the hundreds of photographs that have
arrived the committee has undertaken
the huge task of selecting the woman
who shall be called most beautiful
woman in California queen of the
Portola carnival and ''the Portola
poster girl
Her charms will be made known to
the whole world and from every land
men will come next October to the big
carnival to see the woman declared by
competent judges to be the most beau
tiful of her sex in a state that is re-
nowned for the beauty of its women.
Southern California has often boasted
that the most beautiful women in this
state were in that section, but from
present indications it seems certain
that a San Francisco girl will be close
to the top at the finish.
Miss Grace Gum of 1T17 Green street
has been entered in the contest by
her many friends, thus Increasing this
city's chances, which are already great.
A cash prize of 800 goes to the win
ner with the other honors.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-10
ARCTIC EXPLORER
BUILDS HIS BOAT
LefflngwelI Reaches Seattle to
Prepare for Three Years
Alaskan Trip
Will Sail Into North on Map
ping Expedition in Fifty
Foot Yawl
Especial Dispatch 10 The Call

SEATTLE, Wash, April s.-Ernest
de Koven Lefnngwell. geologist and
arctic explorer. who will spend the next
threea years mapping and surveying
northern Alaska, rea ched Seattle today
He will remain in the city for the next
three weeks experimenting the con-
struction of his yawl, the Argo, which
will carry him and his little party into
the northern waters.
The expedition will leave Seattle
about May l and will reach Flaxman
island, where winter quarters will be
established, about 10 weeks later.
There will be no attempt to find an
arctic, continent, as Leffingwell demon
strated on previous trip that there
was no large body of land within sew
eral hundred miles of the North Ameri-
can coast. The work he has set him
self upon is a geological survey of
northern Alaska, TO explore every river
he has been informed of by natives
and to establish a longitude in the
northern country.
The Argo Will safl under the colors
Of the Chicago yacht club. as private
funds only finance the expedition and
the work is not under the auspices of
any society. The Argo is being built
here and is so feet over all, with 141A
feet beam. She displaces % tons and
registers Is tons, has a three foot draft
which will allow her to work close in
shore, and is 40 feet on the water line
She is yawl rigged and carries only
1000 feet of sail area. She has a two
cylinder II horsepower Buffalo gas
engine, adapted for burning kerosene
and will give speed of six miles an
hour.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-10
DENIES aur REsIGNs-wa,binrton 1na

DENIES BUT Observation-Disclosures. Ind,
April s.-Rev. E. f. Davidson of the First
Christian church of this city, who Is charged
with having contracted common law marriage
with Miss Laura Dunn Clark, daughter of
former mayor of this city. at the Metropolitan
hotel. St Louis last December. has resigned
bis pastorate Davidson denies he entered into
any sort of marriage contract with Miss Clark
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-10
Constipation the Cause
of Disease
Natures Own Remedy

Constipation is not only disagreeable,
it is dangerous. If allowed to become
chronic it will prove the forerunner of
disease. Nature intended the bowels
to move regularly once day 1ne
delicate stomach and bowels are the
keystone of the physical organization,
and should be kept in normal working
order to preserve health. When the
bowels become sluggish they require
a natural and harmless laxative. Too
often they are permanently damaged
by powerful drugs taken to force ac-
ton. In the famous Natural HUN
YADI JANOS Water, Nature herself
has provided her own harmless laxa-
tive, which can be relied on for quick
and sure results. ~ a tumblerful on
arising will. within an hour. move the
costs but a trife and contains many
doses.
Look out for unscrupulous druggists,
who will substitute unless you ask for
Hunyadi JANOs.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-10
SICK DOCTOR
Proper Food Put Him Right

The food experience of a physician
in his own case when worn and weak
from sickness and when needing nour-
ishment the worst way is valuable.
AN attack of grip, so severe 1t came
near making an end of me, left my
stomach in such condition I could not
retain any ordinary food ] knew of
course that I must have food nourish-
ment or ! could never recover
Il began TO take four teaspoonfuls of
Grape-Nuts and cream three times a
day and for weeks this was almost
my only food; it tasted so delicious
that I enjoyed it immensely and my
stomach handled it perfectly from the
first mouthful. IT was so nourishing
was quickly built back to normal
health and strength.
"Grape-Nuts is of great value as
food TO sustain life during serious
attacks in which the stomach is so
deranged it can not digest and ,assim-
iIate other foods.
Il am convinced that were Grape
Nuts more widely used by physicians
it would save many lives that are 9TH
erwise lost through lack of nourish-
ment'
Absolutely the most perfect food in
the world. Trial of Grape Nuts 10
davs proves. There's Reason
Look in pkg. for the little book, "The
Road to Wellville." /"
Ever read the above .1etters A new
one appears from time 10 time. They
arc genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The San Francisco call., 1909-04-10
STANDARD OIL LAWYERS
OPPOSE DISSOLUTION
Arguments Against Govern
ment's Suit Ended in East

ST. LOUIS, April 9.-The Standard
oil lawyers completed their arguments
today in the governments suit to dis
solve the corporation as violator of
the Sherman law
Attorney Kellogg will sum up for
the government tomorrow and the
court then will take the case under
advisement.
In view of the great mass of evil
dence and arguments to consider, ii is
not expected that a decision will be
handed down before fall.
BAKERSFIELD, April 9.-The an
nual statement of the Standard oil
company to County Assessor Jameson
shows a decrease of oil in storage on
March 1 of nearly 10000 barrels, COM
pared with the figures for the pre-
ceding year being 10.03S.S52 as against
10,171,662 on March / 1908.