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Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

IIOm VlSlt 10 ueI uuSOduu III COlO-
RADIO Springs.
7. 3. Burns Z Company, Denver's
peerless tenors, at East Turner hall,
Jan. 10th.
Last Monday Mrs Charles Harris,
wife of Chas. ]. Harris, had very
dangerous operation at the Mercy
hospital
Mrs. Rosa Wooden Of Capitol Hill
Fountain was Ill, as was Messenger
Lawhorn and Paul Fassett.
Last Thursday John James enter
tanned in honor Of the Eks and his
immediate friends at his bachelor
parlors, 1858 Downing avenue. Music,
whist and toasts we're the features of
the evening. The following guests
were present: DR.. ]. A. Harper, ex-
alted ruler; John w. Leavell, esteem
ed leading knight; H. ]. NJ. Brown,
past exalted ruler; Carl Wilson. past
exalted ruler; Richard Frazier, dis
trict deputy; L. J. Manley, past secre-
tary; DR.. Westbrook, physician; Q. ].
Gilmore, grand lodge delegate; ]. F.
Clark, tyler; James Cartwright, es-
quire; L. Stephen, esteemed lecturer;
Robert Roy. E. Howard, A. Carper, D.
Bell, v. Walker, W. D. Baker, NJ. Nor
wood. B. W. Redheld, C. w. Walker,
B. H. Hodge and W. A. Rice, past ex-
alted ruler and organizer OF Rice
lodge.
Mrs. Lillian Jones, Denver's sweet
est sentimental sonastress, with Rice
Z Harris, Jan goth.
For excellence down to the smallest
detail, for success in pleasure giving,
the Bon Vivants are IT. Thursday
night at Dania hall. amid flowers and
pretty decorations galore, with their
ladies, the % Of the jolly crew assem-
bled and wined and dined, toasted and
danced. For seven years this club has
been in existence. growing slowly in
numbers and steadily in the place it
holds in the esteem OF each of its
members, and this annual dinner was
the crowning event of them all. It
comprises the following well-known
gentlemen: B. c. Curtis. president;
Robert Stewart, vice-president; Geo.
S. Contee, secretary; VIM. Russ,
treasurer; Clarence F. Holmes, chair
man Of arrangements: ". H. Sten,
toastmaster; s. R Burns. Fred Rat
ley s. Koontx, C. L. Wicks, Clark
Craig. H. J. Foster, S. N. Stewart c.
Hall, Ed. Hamilton, ]. Short, ]. Demp-
sey. Dr.. Westbrook, Dr.. McClain, Dr.
Harper, e. Murphy and Chas. Foster.
Space forbids the publication of the
menu served. but it may be said that
1t was in Bon vivant style, which
means the best The toast program
included: Song. Grb; address. Pres
ident, Introducing Tbastmaster, B. c.
Curtis; toastmaster, W. H. Stell: solo,
Dr.. McClain; remarks. Dr.. westbrook:
song, Club; toast to the ladies, D..
Harper; song, 8. R Burns; toast to
club. H J. Foster; song. Club: Prog.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16
v NJ. c. A. ASSURED.

In Shorte Chapel despite the chilly
weather utside. The financial ther-
mometer quickly rose from zero to
AS in tn shade when the jealous
captains II the Y. N. C. B. rally be-
gan to br ng in the ever good cash.
The day ad been set apart for the
raising of $500 toward Y. N. C. A.
building te. All the captains were
not able report, but those who
we're pres, Mt turned over $425. Eacn
club Of Il e twenty-three we're sup
posed to aise SIG. except the first
three $50 clubs. Business began to
pick up WI en- Mrs. Unity Hall turned
in $33, foll wed by c. B. Hill with $55,
and climax ID by Mr.. Bondourant with
S72.
Sunday, February II. will be cele-
brated Wi b special program in
honor Of ne birthdays Of Abraham
Lincoln. Fl derrick Douglass and Rich
ard Allen. founder of the A. n. E.
church. A that time the captains
who we're rnable to report last Sun
day will n port, and the entire sum
made know /. From the way the cap
tains are ,tting around the sum is
expected to exceed $500.
Rev. A. { Murphy. who is attract
ing wide-sI -ead comment as a lee
turer. will address the meeting tnis
Sunday at 80 p. m. All are urged
to be prese, on time In order to get
good seat
The Glee club has elected officers,
and is now ard at work on its music
ale to be wen in February. Some
new features are to be introduced.
Watch for he date.
The Miss on Society Of Shorter's
A. N. E. ch Irch met with Mrs. Pearl
Mason ON 'ednesday night An en-
joyable time was had.
Mr.. John Andeeson Of Laadvflls
came down see the Inauguration Of
Gov. John / !. Shafroth.
Mr.. Bd. llison was. with eight
other deput es, let out from the
sheriffs ono }.
Mrs. Eliza eth Roscoe writes from
Guthrie. Ok l.. that Mr.. Roscoe is
mending YER slowly.
The Rock Island restaurant has
moved to 10 8 18th street.
Monday e' sning the AxaliA Hack
ley Choral lub. after spending one
hour and q alt rehearsing breathing
exercises ant sight reading, and one
hour on the new musical selection,
"Hiawatha," by our own Coleridge
Taylor. was oyally feasted by Mrs.
A. A. Waller. Chilli Con Carne" and
"Fryoles" vii 4 hard doublets" were
served in NJ ,xican style and some
were kept fol souvenirs. Each night
brings out tn entire membership.
The annual election Of onicers Of
the Choral q ID will happen the lat.
ter part Of ne It month.
Miss Ada Woodruff, sister Of Mrs.
Matte Overs, OF 1918 welton street,
left for Chic go Wednesday night.
Miss woodruff came out to Colorado
about IS moni rs ago and enjoyed the
climate to sue i an extent as to make
1t her perman mt residing place. She
navs q hriof telt n har fy{auds end
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16
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HAPPY DICK THOMAS,

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HAPPY DICK THOMAS,
Formerly with the original Georgia
Minstrels. Bring 4 rope with you, be-
cause he will make you squeal and
you can't help Il. With Rice L Har-
rio, Jan. 10th, East Turner hall.
Rev. Murphy will address the Y. NJ.
c. A. at Shorter Chapel Sunday AFTER
noon. Come one. come all. The Glee
club has been organized with ]. Rice
as president; R Clark, vice-presi-
dent; C. Rice. secretary; v. Ward,
assistant secretary; W. Barber, treas
urer: c. Andrews. director; w. Ward,
manager; NJ. Tasker. sergeant-at-
arms; H. Cash, librarian.
There has been opened at 1912
Nineteenth street a quick lunch room
with T. R Heron and kufus Bolden
In charge
Mrs. Anna Davis was in Denver
Wednesday and Thursday.
The Taxa Art Club viii meet Wed
nesday With Mrs. L. Williams. of 2242
Clarkson.
FOR SALDEFurniture Of eight
rooms. See o. Gloves. 4133 Champa
street
Cards were the form OF entertain.
ment last Saturday eve In honor Of
Miss Catewood Of Colorado Springs,
after which in the spacious parlors OF
Hotel st. Frances. the hostess. Mrs.
Harris. introduced the Cincinnati
craze. "De-rhuxhi," led by Mr..
Frosty" Jones. The participants
were the Misses Gatewood ana Earl
OF Colorado Springs: Mr.. and Mrs.
Brown. Mr.. and Mrs. Rhoades. Mrs.
Sims. Mr. and Mrs. Black. Mr.. ana
Mrs. Egin. Miss Ngin. Miss Carter.
Miss Micheaux. Miss Pritchette. Mr..
Holly Kruthers, Harris. Austin, Jones
and Davis. Miss Gatewood left Sun
day for her home. While in Denver
Miss 0atewood stopped at Hotel st.
Frances 221s Clarkson.
Mrs. B. Richardson is very III with
pneumonia.
Mrs. Lima Hayden desires to ex-
press her thanks for the assistance
rendered by friends and club during
her illness last week.
The Mite Missionary Society Of
Shorter church met With Mrs. J..
Mason Thursday Its meeting two
weeks ago was at the house Of Mrs.
L. NJ. Fruman.
A. Froman Of Engine No. con.
tinues to suffer from the effects Of
injuries received At the elevator flre.
He 10 convalescing at this time. Mrs.
Froman goes to Cheyenne next week
to arrange for the meeting Of the
state federation there this year.
Mrs. e. l. Faulkner, pianist, with
Rice Z Harris, Jan. aoth, East rur
uer hall.
WhlN YOU % 70 lgAovvLle
Ten caA ~ 1futA1an roo0e VIA
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16
NEW SKATING RINK.

NEW SKATING RINK.
A Skating rink and hall will be open
cd about the 10th At 1912 Curtis Street.
Everything In connection will be first
class. Duds Morris is proprietor and
manager.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Mrs. Pearl Smith has returned
from a visit to her husband in Colo
RADIO Springs.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

WhlN YOU % 70 IgAovJllR
Ten can ~ 1fstelass rooos VIA
nrs. 9. J. Motley At 1os wesf Sixth.
serest pirsteaass- tabls bsars aAsA
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Mrs. z. /. Faulkner, pianist, With
Rice Z Harris, Jan. aoth. East rur
nsr hall.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Formerly with the original Georgia
Ministries. Bring 4 rope with you, be.
cause he will make you squeal and
you can't help Il. With Rice ( Har.
rio, Jan. 10th, East Turner hall.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Rsv. Dixoe tAe lIissoun Coater.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Last Monday Mrs. Charles Harris,
wife of Chas. ]. Harris, had a very
dangerous operation at the Mercy
hospital.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Z, Mrs. Rosa Wooden of Capitol Hill
Fountain was Ill, as was Messenger
Lawhorn and Paul Fassett.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

ence Is holding very enthuaistic and
spiritual meetings at Scott N. e.
church.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

7. B. Burns 4 Company, Denvers
peerless tenors, at East Turner hall,
Jan. 10th.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

The Taxa Art Club viii meet
nesday With Mrs. L. Williams. Of
Clarkson.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

FOR SALELFuruiture Of eikht
rooms. See o. Gloves. 11ss Champs
street
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

A. Froman Of Engine No. con.
tinues to suffer from the effects OF
injuries received At the elevator nre.
He II convaiescing at this time. Mrs.
Froman goes to Cheyenne next week
to arrange for the meeting Of the
state federation there this year.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Mrs. B. Richardson is very III with
pneumonia.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

Mrs. Anna Davis was in Denver
Wednesday and Thursday.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

The Rock Island restaurant has
moved to 10 8 18th street.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-16

The Mite Missionary Society Of
Shorter church met with Mrs. J.
Mason Thursday. Its meeting two
weeks ago was at the house Of Mrs.
L. NJ. FrOman.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
PERFECT APPLE STORAGE.


Any out-building with a dirt floor
may be utilized in carrying out the
plan for storage given below. Or,
posts may be set and boards nailed on
till place of suitable dimensions is
formed. The leaves necessary for use
are more readily obtained than one
would think. Large sacks of any de-
scription will serve for the purpose
of gathering fallen leaves. Sheets
are also very handy and efficient for
the purpose.
After making sure that the dirt
floor is fresh and clean, sprinkle a
four-inch layer of forest leaves over
the surface. Place the apples on the
leaves, and pile them so that none
will be closer to the sides than one
foot. When the desired quantity is
thus piled, cover the tops and sides
with layer of leaves one foot thick,
and form some sort of roof. The ap-
pies will keep in splendid condition
and when taken out will have re-
tanned more of their natural, delic-
ious flavor than those stored in the
cellar or common apple-pit.-M. AL
bertus Coverdell, in the Indiana
Farmer.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Whose Records?

For generations Maryland has been
famous for her chickens. and whether
they were fried a la Maryland or were
laid to rest in the old-fashioned pie
they have served their country well
and have left pleasant memories be-
hind them. 1t is all the more crafty
ing to record that out Of the heart Of
the fried chicken belt has come this
phenomenal hen. According to the
record she not only lays two eggs a
day, but sometimes varies it by con-
tributing three. All are perfectly
fresh and suitable for family use. II
she can keep up her record for year
thjs will mean 7S0 eggs, with few
extra for Christmas and the Fourth of
July. If all the eggs grew up into
chickens, Mrs. Snowfall would soon
have enough descendants to cluck
around the world. She deserves a
medal from Secretary Wilson and a
cablegram from Colonel Roosevelt for
her efforts to prevent race suicide
Baltimore Sun.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
TIE
Exceptional
Eq1lipnenf

Of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
benefcially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions. with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
AS there is only one genuine Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen.
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
If, upon viewing the package, the full name
of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Disorace of Two Lawyers.

The disbarment of two Ohio law
yers, formerly judges OF the court of
common pleas at Ashland, for having
o aded while on the bench the dissipa-
tion of an estate in litigation and ex-
orbitant attorney fees, reflects credit
upon the legal profession and upon
the tribunal which ordered that the
two men be disgraced. 1t seems that
the case was heard by special court
composed of the judges of five neigh
boring counties. The offense was of
a sort to arouse public opinion, for the
bulk of the estate. amounting to $780,
600, was to have been given to child
drens home, but when the settlement
was finally effecred the home did not
get a dolar.-Springfield Republican.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
AG0NlZlNG ITCHING.
Eczema For a Year-GOt No RELIEF
Even at Skin Hospital-In Despair
Until Cuticura Cured Him.

"I was troubled by severe itching and
dry, scurfy skin on my ankles, feet, arms
and scalp Scratching made it worse.
Thousands of small red pimples formed
and these caused intense itching. l was
advised to go to the hospital for diseases
of the skin. | did 90, the chief surgeon
saying: 4 never saw such bad case Of
eczema But l got little or no relief,
Then | tried many so-called remedies, but
/ became so bad that | almost gave up in
despair. After suffering agonies for twelve
months, I was relieved of the almost un-
bearable itching after two or three appica-
tions of Cuticura Ointment. | continued
its use, combined with Cuticura Soap and
Pills, and l was completely cured. Henry
searle, Cross St., Little Rock, Ark, Oct
and 10, 1907"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Greatest of Leper Colonies.

"The leper colony at Kalaupapa, on
the Island Of Molokai one of the Ha-
wai!an group, is the biggest Of the
kind in the world, comprising between
700 and 500 of these unfortunates.
said DR.. c. V. Stephenson Of Honolulu,
at the Belvedere "The lepers have a
regular municipal government of their
own, base ball teams and other ath-
letic and social clubs, and to all ap-
pearances the unfortunateS enjoy life
quite as much as people who are not
30 grievously afflicted.
"The colony does not increase nu-
merically, and latterly few were let
go, as experts pronounced them well.
Perhaps they never had it, since it is
hardly in the list of curable diseases.
The poor wretches are really doomed,
and yet, knowing their fate. they bear
up with remarkable cheerfulness.".
Baltimore American.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Artificial Flowers POPULAR.

The use OF artificial flowers has in
creased amazingly, well known
florist and decorator said the other
day. Nowadays when persons find it
necessary to decorate their houses
with flowers for weddings, receptions,
dances, even funerals, they take tip
from the experienced florist. He ex-
plains that it Is just as nice and much
cheaper to use artificial flowers for
three-fourths of the decoration requir-
ed. The artificial flowers are made so
cunningly that it is extremely difficult
to detect the imposture. The artifice
is strengthened by perfuming the arti
fetal flowers delicately. Florists keep
on hand four or Ave complete sets OF
artificial flowers for house decoration.
New York Sun.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
FOX VERY INTELLIGENT
Able to Distinguish Between Real and
False Dancers.

The intelligence of the fox is often
shown by the way he refuses to be
headed when he has made up his mind
as to the safe course to take, says the
London Globe. The West Somerset
have an excellent fixture at Kilve,
but it has one drawback-the sea is
not far off, and foxes naturally often
make for the cliffs, secure refuge.
A fox can be easily headed at times,
but that is nearly always when to
be seen would betray him to his ene-
mics the hounds and give them an ad
vantage; but when II he makes his
point the advantage is on his side,
then nothing will turn him.
To return to the West Somerset at
Kilve; they found fox, and the
whipperin, seeing that the fox meant
to go to the cliffs If possible, started
to head him off. The ground was open,
and for half mile the whipperin and
fox were taking parallel lines, the fox
clearly meaning to slip by and find
a refuge in the cliffs. The man turned
the fox away at last, but in short
time the hounds lost him, and L be-
lieve he got back after all.
Again the master ranged UP some
of the field to prevent another fox 60
ing back to certain covert. In
vain whips where ratified against sad
die flaps the fox went right through
the watchers and made his point. 1t
is a thing / have often noticed both
with stag or fox, that the quarry seems
to distinguish between real and false
dangers.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22

The cabman's wild career through
the streets, the constant waving and
slashing of his pitiless whip. his mad
cap hurtlements and collisions, the
frenzied gesticulations which he ev'
changes with his fare" the panic
stricken fight of the agonized wom-
en- whose lives he has endangered,
the ugly rushes which the public oc-
caslonally make at him with view
to lynching him, the sprawlings and
failings OF his maddened, hysterical.
starving horse, contribute as much as
anything to the spasmodic intensity,
the electric blue-Hre diablerie which
are characteristic OF the general move
ment Of Paris.-Harper's Weekly.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22

nervous and all unstrung. thought
! tried every known medicine, but 1t
was not until began -<ising Doan's
Kidney Pills that began to get help.
The pains slowly disappeared. the
kidney secretions cleared up and In a
few weeks my strength returned 30
that ! could work about the house
again. 1t is three years since then
and Doau's Kidney Pills have kept
me we'll"
Remember the nams-Doan's. Sold
By all dealers. 50 cents . boz. Fos-
tsr-HAbsrn Co.. Buffalo N. Y.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
New Glass Grinder.

What is said TO be an important dis
covery in the glass industry has been
made by Mr.. Little, which will tend
to reyolutionize the art OF grinding
glass. The grinder which he has dis
covered Is made from one-half best
Portland cement and one-half silica
sand. In this stone there are no
soft or hard spots, and 1t will grind
glass without scatching. The cost
of the grtndstone is about 10 per cent
that Of the common grindstone.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
SORT THE APPLES.

Do not send your apples to market
in one mess-big, little, good and
wormy all together. Sort them care
fully, making at least two sizes, and
keep the sound ones separate. This
work always pays well in the in
creased price the fruit brings
Farmers Home Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Art Mote.

All Ohio has been stirred to the
depths because it was proposed to let
a convict clean the portraits in the
statehouse art gallery. Protesting Col
umbus artists telegraphed to the
painter of some of the portraits, in
Washington. That gentleman replied:
Let him clean my portraits Il 1t will
do him any good" We respectfully
submit that 1t was the picture, NOT
the convict, who was to be cleaned
Charleston News and Courier.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
SIMPLE VEGETABLES.

People of the cities are beginning
to realize that the simple things in
food and vegetables are the best for
health and the only place to get them
is from the growers. There is an in
creasing demand for canned fruits
and vegetables and with the advent
of the home Gamers there is added
another source of revenue to the
farm.-Farmers' Home Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Brazilian Tariffs.

Brazil has some corkng tariff du-
ties-penknives, 291 per cent; screws,
334 per cent; iron racks, 430 per cent;
iron bits, 526 per cent; school chalk,
552 per cent; key rings, G29 per cent.
American canned vegetables pay du-
ties of $40 per cent; canned fruits,
416; onions, GIG.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
INAPPROPRIATE.

The captain was explaining what
would be done in case Of accident.
And should the ship strike q
rock" he continued, "we'd burn red
fire and send up rockets"
But wouldn't that be rather un-
usual time to celebrate, captain?"
asked the tow-headed youth with the
bulldog pipe.-Lippincott's.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
se4E 2as2Me
y III. i:.;:.:; =
AsH UITURAEER,
AlHlNrS}aa''2H
MuLCHING.

The garden debris comes in useful
as a winter protection for perennial
and bulb beds. In addition to leaves.
save the flower stems, lawn clippings
and straw, all of which serve the pur-
pose.- e.-Indianapolis News.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
A PLEASED AUDIENCE.

"What makes you spend SO much
money on that lawsuit"
Its matter of taste. Some peo-
pie like to attend lectures. / prefer
to pay more and hear a lawyer dis
course on affairs in which I am per-
sonally Interested" - Washington
Star.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
PLENTY OF PURPOSE.

IL have here poem"
as it a poem of any serious pur-
pose?" inquired the editor of the
Highbrow Magazine.
"Yes, sir; it was written to pay a
wash bill with. louisville Courier
Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
Peat in Canada.

A fuel-testing plant is being estab-
lished by the Canadian Government
for investigating the natural fuel sup
plies of the Dominion. AS peat oc.
ours in immense quantities in both On
tario and Quebec an attempt is to be
made to discover a method of using it
succesSflllly in gas producers
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
AN EXPERT.

you wish a position as chef?" in
terrogated the hotel man. Had
much experience?"
Il should say SO. boss" responded
the applicant in the fur coat and long
whiskers. II used to be chef on an
arctic expedition"
Indeed! And what is your spe-
cialty?"
Z rWhy. know how to prepare boots
In twenty different ways..-Chicago
News .As-as.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22

A powerful autobiography plant
has been contracted for by the Navy
Department. This plant will be at
Washington, D. c.. and will be guar
anteed 10 transmit messages three
thousand miles across seas.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
HIS LIMIT.

What have you learned from
your experience as gardener this
year,"
well, I've learned one thing, and
that is that it's mighty hard for
good furnace tender to make a sue
cess of two trades. Detroit Free
Press.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22

Of weakness that |
could do no work,
and the pains ] suf-
fered would throw
me into spasms. !
was dizzy. worn and
sleepless. my back
ached terribly, ] had
rheumatism and was
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
A PARADOX.

"It's a downright nuisance, that's
what it is" growled the pessimistic
man.
whats a downright nuisance?"
Queried his better half-or perhaps
two-thirds.
"That upright piano in the adjoin-
ing fat" answered the p. m.-Boston
Post.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-12-22
WE ESCAPE THIS.

Under what kind Of tree" in
quired the song writer, docs the Es-
kimo make love?"
Under no kind of a tree" an
swered the citizen addressed. 81 am
glad to say'that there is no vegetation
in the extreme north" - Louisville
Courier-J Journal.