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Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
A Misht.

When Mir. Hearst calls MT. Barnard "a knight of the checkered waist coat" he refers. not to Mr Bannard's s waistcoats, which are severely simple and conventional, as is the rest of his dress, but to Timmy Woodruff's waist coats, Timmy being, in MT. Hearst's opinion, the boss that creates the knights, or in other words, makes nominees. To people who know Wood ruff and Barnard. this charge is simp- ly absurd.-Waterbur American.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The Circulation Of The Bulletin.

The Bulletin has the largest cir culation of any paper in Eastern Connecticut. and from three to four times larger than that of any Tn Norwich. It is delivered to over 5000 of the 4.o5s houses in Nor wich, and read b. ninety-three per cent. of the people. In Windaam It is delivered to over 800 houses. in Putnam and Danielson to over l.1oo. ard in ag Of these places t Is considered the local daily.
 Eastern Connecticut has forty nine towns, one hundred and sixty five post office districts and forty one rural free delivery routes.
 The Bulletin Is sold in every town and on all of the R. F. D. routes in Eastern Connecticut
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The Health Dept.

In your bodily system Is looked after by millions of little soldiers In your blood - those corpuscIes constantly fighting for you.
 If this army is we'll fed and kept healthy and strong, by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla, 1t will destroy the uncount- able horde of germ m-enemies that are attacking you every moment of your life.
 Hoods Sarsaparilla will keep you free from or will cure you of scrofula, eczema, rheumatism, catarrh, anemia, that tired feeling and all such ailments.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

the right of others to be there. Art istically the statues represent the good, bad and indifferent. One at least is of almost provoking appearance. the bloated Ethan Allen, a replica of a statue designed by the scupltor to surmount a column, and proportioned ccordingly.-Boston Transcript.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Women and Humor.

The man who tries to be funny is generally a bore, but a woman can be funny without trying by just running for a street car.-Somerville Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
An Amazing Newsmaker.

The Peary Cook controversy is at least the most amazing newsmaker of modern times. Sensation follows sensation, and the end is not yet in sight.-Springfield Republican.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The visiting commissioners from Japan are going to present 1000 cher ry trees to the city of Washington. Cherry picking promises to become more popular than ever at the na- tional capital.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
In Line for a Medal.

Harry Whitney says he is too busy to talk about the Pole now Thank the Lord for a busy man now and then.-Houston Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Has Been Warmed.

It is refreshing to read of "hissing spouts of Arctic air." but Peary has been back so long that is. not now Arctic air."-Charleston News and Courier
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Just as Bad.

Courtesy over the telephone is a virtue and it's just as offensive to the girl at the switchboard to be call- ed Dutch mutt as it would be too be told that her hat isn't on straight. Hartford Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

It is now determined that good roads would have shortened the Revolution; and still we find fierce opponents to good roads, unless someone else pays for them.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Landlords Merry Life.

It's a dull day when there isn't a moving van in front of the average apartment house.-Detroit Free Press.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Advance of Woman.

Married suffra gists are discussing whether or not they shall take their husbands first names Certainly! Take everything that the poor men have.-N. Y. Herald.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The Dancer Eliminated

A Dutch church in New York pays it's pastor s15,000 a year and the dan ger of heresy Is practically eliminated. Detroit Journal
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
The Popular Kind.

Wizard Burbank is said to have evolved 9 stingless bee. We are will ing to gamble that it is not of the presidential Springfield Un- ion
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

A Standard Oil company lawyer says that it is a much -misrepresented and abused corporation. It has always paid liberal retainers to the legal pro- fession.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Case of Lese Maieste.

The opening of the Bwana Tumbo hunting serial is unfortunately some what blanketed by more lively sensa- springfield Republican.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The farmer who counts upon winter as the time to blast the boulders on his cultivatable land to clean it up handsomely, is not as common as he should be.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Hard to Beat.

Still, the 200 pound man in the little back seat of the automobile runabout doesn't look quite so silly as the grown person. in the pony cart.-Ohio State Journal
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
New York Hospitality.

Hospitality in New York is the easiest thing in the world to buy if you have the price.-Washingt Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The latest arrivals fromN the ice locked north contradict the statement of Commander Peary and believe with the Eskimos that Cook reached the pole.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
To Show to the Girls.

We can understand everything but why a woman should want to keep a mans photograph on a mantelpiece.- Detroit Free Press.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Scared tn Silence.

Hobson must be taking a nap. Not even a whisper since that record breaking Japanese warship was an- nounceti.--Bnst)n Herald
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Different in This Country.

President Taft approves the nom- nation of Barnard for mayor. Now, in Mexico, that would save all the ex- penses of an election.-Houston Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

We watch the other fellow to see what kind of a life he is leading, and he is watching us to see how we are living; but we dare not exchange opinions.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
A considerate Person.

MT. Person resigned to relieve MT Taft of embarrassment. If only all persons would always be so consider ate!-Omaha Bee.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Getting to Be Experts.

With the LaFollette insurgents 'in- surging'' among themselves it looks as if they won't get out of practice, anyway.-Springfel Union.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Happy thought for today: A clear conscience has the reputation of af- fording more comfort to the possessor than untold riches.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Always Happens in ohio.

Senator Dick of Ohio must have a very comfortable berth. There are 12 candidates in the field to succeed him. St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Think of $500 bales of cotton be- ing shipped from Boston to England in A hours. so far as that port is from Galveston!
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

It was not to have been expected that an angry elephant could make Roosevelt run, for he has stirred up all the bulls and bears of America without flinching.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Must Be Serious.

It must be that King Edward is sure enough worried over the budget when he misses the Newmarket races for a chance to consider it.-Philadelphia Ledger
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Pittsfeld has water famine, al- though there are two lakes and a river right at hand. This does not speak we'll for Pitts1eld.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Just a Habit of His

Judge Gaynor, Tammanyss candi- date for mayer, says Hearst broke his promise. Hell probably break more than that before he gets through Pittsburg Gazette Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Matt Henson is no ordinary colored man. He has shown those who were inclined to ridicule him that he has the face. the language and the conf dence to do them up.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

When MT. Hearst calls public man "an animated feather duster," you are safe in imagining that he has a beard that his wife is proud of.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The federal court has knocked out Nebraska's bank guaranty law and Colonel Bryan cannot see how so fair a child got so severe blow.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Pace roo Swift for Peary.

Dr. Cooks chief offense was in ex- ceeding the speed limit in his dash for the north pole.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

If King Alfonso had thought that Ferrer dead was going to be so much more powerful than Ferrer living, he would have kept him alive.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The czar of Russia does not appear to be real welcome anywhere. The people of Italy object to his visiting that nation.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The sugar crop of 1909 amounted to 1,4S7,242 tons (ton of 2,240 pounds), the largest ever ground in Cuba.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
So Soon.

The assertion is made that Judge Gaynor bears a facial resemblance to one Richard Croker.-Boston Adver- tiser.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

The angler who cannot whip the brooks without taking a flask with him does not have the steadiest hand or step or haul for taking the fish.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Precedent Still Observed.

The ninety mile army ride has been ordered again. MT. Roosevelts ab- sence doesn't help matters.-Atlanta Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

we have yet to see it stated that beauty is that beauty does.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
EDITORIAL NOTES.

New York city campaign is short one, but the political orators make it black with deep forensic shadows.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Rnt What,a the Ilse

Now that it is all over Minister Crane knows more about diplomacy Pittsburg Gazette-Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
But Peary's Was.

But why should Cook sue Peary? His reputation hasn't been damaged a bit.-Pittsburg Gazette Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
ECONOMICAL

THERE IS no aovertising medium In Eastern Connecticut equal 10 The Bull leti7 for business resultA
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22
Art of Rennrtinn.

Many woman owes her beauty to the fact that the police reporter thinks 1t makes the story sound more inter esting.-Kansas City Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1909-10-22

Among all the beauty hints printed on the fashion pages of the papers
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24
SYDNEY SMITH, Secretary.

people waiting for mail at the car.
rier windows, shut off those who
wanted to mail their letters Now
the government is not at all cNt.aya-
giant in providing cUnycnieucos for
our post Office. but surely there is
skin and money enough connected
with the department To remedy this.
II Is the same story each sunday.
The people crowd one window. when
they ought TO De distributed 20 that
tour clerks instead of one can wal.
on them Then If the receiving boxes
could bee placed where they could
be reached during the miX.up al the
windows. large per cent Of the peo.
pie would be in better humor when
they get "a church. II does not
seem impossible, even TO so pcs"i
m!stic a parsonage a3 Kicker. tina
these two small reforms could br
made. Postmaster Douglas need no.
call an election 20 find the scutl
ment OF the people on these changes
We will guarantee him against Criti
cism. from even the man who voted
against the court house bonds
INA KICKER"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24
FINDS OPENING FOR
GOOD STRONG ROAR
THE KICKER" LOCATES HIS
OBJECT IN THE CORRIDOR OF
p. MS. PLACE OF BUSINESS.

The Kicker started out last sun.
day morning in search of something
to help him get NJ a righteous in
diguatiCn before church time, 30 he
could have an excuse fer not con
trIbuting more than copper. He
stopped at the First National bank
corner aud listened at the sore.
heads cursc thee ity commission for
awhile. and predict all manner Of
graft and corruption In connection
with the building OF the court house
by the county officials.
But this was old, so he sauntcrcd
around 10 the post office 10 soc who
the unregenoratcs were that the
preacher said were kept away from
Sunday school by having TO go for
their mail At an unreasonable hour.
lie remembered how he had served
many years at the Sunday school
pathy for those who wanted an eX.
cusc to play hockey But h. did not
like federal officials much any way,
and thought this would be a good
time 10 get something TO abuse the
postmaster fer but he was again
81 appointed. The postmaster seemed
determined to thwart his laudnble
ambition TO find something to raise
row over. for he was holding an
election TO get the Views Of his pat,
rous as "a the best hour for opening
So Kicker concluded To help show
the minlon Of Uncle Sam how he
was going contrary 10 the wishes OF
the people and walked up and voted
10 change the hour 50 as TO get mail
from 10 10
But again his amiable Intentions
were thwarted, for the crowd voted
more than two 10 one, 20 keep the
old hour. However. he finally found
an opening for good strong roar
He noticed that there were four
carrier windows open but that al
least three-fourths OF the people got
their mail AT window No. 3, while
the other three clreks had nothing
To do. the one clerk was In rush,
and the people were crowding and
lostling And besides this. the re-
cei,ing boxes were placed where the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24
How to Get Books and a Library, Too

Nothing Is more desirable than a H..
brary, however small. To acquire one
without much expense Is very simple
II you will use Ardmoreite want cot.
umns every day
Or perhaps you would like 10 ~.
change SOME Old school BOOKS for
something else There are pers ons
who would Ike to buy old school
books, the kind that may be used this
year and a little want ad would find a
buyer for you
You wiz find chances 10 exchange
What you No longer need for books
and other things. Perhaps some one
viii orrer YOU books in exchange for
services OF some kind. or you can put
a little ad In the Ardmoreitc yourself
Write out your ad now aud make
Il rule 10 read the Want Ads every
day
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

railroads were actually building 20
Boise, while others were being ur.
ganizcd to tap that rich region.
A. matter of fact. , ole is many
mites from a railroad. ana no rail-.
road ls being built 10 that town.
The surrounding country is "a a
,oui-arid region. vast tracts are "a.
adapted 20 agriculture becau,, pi
lack OF water supply. ana for years
IL has been used aS grazing coun.
try. The original townsl'e coutaiu,O
$50 acres but now embraces $50
acres. To some of tbs land gov
"rnmcnt patent has never been oh.
tlin"d The Application wa approved
in the Woodward land ofr!ce. but was
held MP in Washington
II Is alleged that Kline and stan.
Icy sold this unpatcntod land IN town
lots. The department Of Justice has
instructed Joun Embry United States
district attorney 10 begin suit for
the cancellation OF the town lot
deeds and for the recovery Of the
land Embry has called ,hc attention
OF the department to the fact that
this would do great injury 10 limo.
cent purchasers. and has asked for
further instructions.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24
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LAHOmA, CHARGED VITA Mas
USING THE MAILS
SOLD UNPATENTED LANDS
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That In This Semi.Arit District
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

out OF the Clerks office OF the district
court In and for Carter county, Okla
homa, on the ist day OF September
1909. ia an action wherein Morris Sass
was plaintiff, and l.. II. billiard was
defendant, commanding me TO levy
upon property belonging TO said L. II.
DIllard, sufficient to satisfy a judg.
ment rendered in said action in favor
of Morris Sass against said l.. II. Dill
lard for the sum OF sz6S.3O with
$500 cost with interest thereon from
the date OF said judgment, the 18th
day of September 1909, | have levied
upon the certain lands aud tenements
belonging TO said l. II. billiard, not
exempt from sale under execution, for
want OF goods and chattels OF said L.
II. Dlllard to wit:
Northwest quarter OF section TWEEN,
ty.iwo, township four south, range two
west, situated In Carter county, Okla
homa, and have caused said land TO be
appraised according 10 law at $1,000
per acre.
Now therefore ro,ice Is hereby
given, that in pursuance OF the com.
mands OF said writ will offer for
falo and sell r cash to the highest
bidder said lands and tenements, or so
much thereof as will satisfy said
judgment and costs. on the e5th day
OF October 1909 at o'clock y. IN. OF
said day at the front door OF the court
house in the City OF Ardmore in said
county and state.
Witness my hand this the 22nd day
Of September 1903
j H. AKERS.
Sherin OF Carter County. Oklahoma
by W. +, lANDRuM. Deputy.
23.3O-7-lt
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

Carlisle Center, \. Y. G.. n. Bur
hans writes: About four years ago
| wrote you that / had been entirely
cured Of kidney trouble by taking
two bottles OF Folcy's Kidney Rem.
cdy and after four years am again
pleased 70 state that I have never
had any return OF these symptoms
and ! am evidently cured 10 stay
cured.i Folcy's Kidney Resedy will
DO the same for you Sod by all
drsEglsts.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

Many people dcludc themselves by
saying, "l. Will wear away" when
they notice symptoms OF kidney and
bladder trouble This Is a mistake
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy and
stop the drain on the vitality. II
cures backache. rheumatism kidney
and Bladder trouble and mates every
trace NJ main. weakness, sri urinary
'ronnlc disappear. Sold by all drug
gis,s
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24
Notice

have bought the registered Jer.
sey bull. formerly owned by Mr..
Ball, of Denton. Texas. and VII
keep him at my barn on broadway.
Terms $3.50
e9t JOHN UARTNITT.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24
Avoid the EalI Ruah.

and save time by placing your loans
now. Eight per cent money on farms
and city property
c. II COOK.
over Geo. AdAms restaurant
% dGw
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

Room, for rrnt9 want ads viii rent
for you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

Notice Of Sale Under Execution.
Notice is hereby given, that. In pur.
'uancc OF writ of execution issued
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-09-24

Read Ardmorelte Want Ads
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1909-12-24
WAITING For the Children.

An old woman hobbled up to the con-
ductor of the train and said excitedly'
"Vondt you to pleece holdt on yet
Meester Gonduckitor. vile my two
Grandchildren comes by the drain? |
runs off midouit dem undt dey is gom-
ing so vast dey can. yes"
The conductor looked impatiently al
his watch, then at the woman's pa
thetic face. Then he consented to
wait a little. as the train was On time.
Five minutes later two blue eyed.
chubby checked children came on the
run. rushed up to their grandmother,
kissed her. helped her on the train
with her birdcage and basket and then
hurried away.
What the conductor thought is none
of a refined persons business.-Chica-
go News.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1909-12-24

could not eat his breakfast and only
took a few swallows. of coffee and
mounted his horse and rode away.
Il went to work and cooked dinner
in my best style. | had a little oil
stove. for 1t was always warm where
we were. except when Il norther came
up Everything vas done to perfec-
tion and ready to put on the table at
2 o'clock. but Mr.. Blank did not come.
! looked out. but he was nowhere in
sight. Two o'clock passed. 2:30. 3
o'clock. and still he did not come.
ANY one would have supposed that
l would have been frightened and
think something mad happened TO him.
for he is one Of the most considefate
of men and this was a most unusual
occurrence. But | was not frightened
If anything had happened probably
the men would have brought me word
i had a good dinner prepared. and hc
did NOT ONE and ON New Years day
/ grew more and more angry Ms the
time passed. until by night | was hard
ly in a condition To speak. BY and by
ne tOuG UP. a. Setibth w wv my
mood. Anyway. his first words were
81 suppose you are provoked
YES | said. 1 am
HE was angry then. and he went
off to stake his horse without an
other word. Ii didn't last long. how
ever and we came to an understand
ing.
at seems that that eggnog. taken
the first thing In the morning. had
been too much for him. He had hard
" left the house before he was over
come with an irresistible desire to
sleep. He says he never knew how he
reached the dipping watts. for he slept
most of the way on his horses back
When he got there he found working
was simply an im%posslbility. The mel
had a little shanty. and he managed
to crawl up there. throw himself on
the floor. and there he slept all day
long without stirring until night. when
he had slept off the effects of the egg
nog.
Il do not look upon eggnog now as
such an innocuous drink as | did at one
time. and | know there was never a
wife who lived through such a long
day as did waiting for Mr.. Blank to
come home that New Years day liz
Texas."-New York Times.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1909-12-24

In his autobiography the late Pro
fessor Shaier of Harvard tells this
story: Once he was present at a dinner
in England where Tyndall, the re-
nowned scientist. started to tell about
experiences In America. His descrip-
tons were. to say the least. exagger-
ated. Just as be was telling about a
thrilling escape from drowning which
he had had while viewing Niagara
Misunderstanding it with bursts of n.y.
periodicals eye happened to catch
that Of Shaler, whom he had not no
ticed before.
For a moment Tyndall stopped.
abashed-then. with wink of the eye,
as If begging Shaler not to give him
away" he continued the tale, but In a
%noticeably subdued vein.
At its conclusion Tyndall sought
Smaller.
Il fear that yarn of mine was rather
highly colored," he confessed to the
American. but it is sometimes neces-
sary TO touch up the truth a Bit"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1909-12-24
RATTLE.

hoop. A bow of the ribbon finishes
where the strands are sewed on. and a
bell is sewed to the other end.
A practical idea is to take a hoop
from a butter tub. make notches in
the wood and tie it together tightly
before winding with the ribbon.
1t takes only a few minutes TO make
the ring. and the ribbon and bells are
inexpensive. Any n who has a few
moments to spare might make half a
dozen or so and send them to some
children's home or hospital. for there
is always sure to be some very wee
ones there.