davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
STRIKING MATTERS
RETURN TO WORK

Danbury. Conn.,. June 1O.-The strike
tina has closed 90 hat factories in this
city. Bethel and New Milford, for the
last five months, was practically ended
today.
1t was announced that an agreement
had been reached between Is of the
manufacturing concerns and the ma.
tional executive and advisory boards
Of the United Hatters upon a plan OF
settlement.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
sa7o,ooo,o 900 IN DENVER MINT.

Denver, Colo. June s.-With the ar
rival Of a shipment of 81 $500, 900 In gold
DIN from San Francisco, the Denver
mint is now the treasure vaul OF the
nation, with 1910. 100000 in gold stored
in the government Golfers here. This
is the greatest mou of gold ever
housed in the local mint.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

MADISON. WIS.-The assembly 20
day killed the senate joint resolution
asking congress TO change the constitu-
tion so that United States senators
may be elected by direct vote OF the
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

SPRINGFIELD, ILL.-The plant 'o1
the Decatur Cereal company. Of De.
catur. Ill.,, the largest corr mill in the
world, was destroyed by fire shortly
after l o'clock this morning. The los:
Is estimated at s650.oOO. John Sheehy
IL fireman, was killed by flying timbers
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
COUGAR FOR
A PASSENGER

Spokane, Wash, June s
Grant Turnbull. q stage driver. (
operating between Newport and
Elk. Wash, north of Spokane. (
had an experience he will not (
forget for some time. While
driving along the narrow noun
tain road mean Rogers Pass
his horses became frightened (
and bo!ted. The driver man (
aged by sheer fortune to keep
the wheels of the coach in the (
ruts. and after the horses had (
expended their energy he made
an investigation. Perched ia
the rear of the coach was a :
ferocious cougar. Before the
animal could spring upon hin. (
Turnbull used the butt of his (
heavy whip. but the big cat (
leaped Yer his head and dis (
appeared in the timber before :
he could infict the death blow. (
Settlers in the northcrn part :
Of Spokane county report cou- :
gar numerous, but this is the :
first instance of q stage driver
having one as a passenger. :
Turnbull claims n new record
for driving a coach from the
point where he discovered tins
cougar to Newport.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
"HoRNED TOAD" PIN CONDEMN

Portland. Ore. June .of
this state will go on record as opposc,I
to the slaughtering of the harmless lit-
tie "horned toad" which is now being
made into hatpin heads and worn by
the fashionable women Of the country.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

DETROIT. MIcH.-The steamer
the waters edge off Bar. Point in Lake
Erie. Captain William j. Wil,ouehby
and his crew of nine men escaped IL.
small boats.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
ANOTHER VICTIM OF
The BREA7H|TT FEUD
Excitement In Feud Country
Has Been at Fever Heat
For Several Days.


JACKSON, kN, June 3.-lGX- Sheriff Ed
ward Callahan, famous throughout this
section OF the sta1. fo,. tba NM. ,a
,,1,ve6 in .i,. ,ur,lra, SO h'
d Si,r,1tea ~, tni.. ig.,,S 'tl"l rave
v.,e sI,nt rra,a ~ = ND,'''S ,oi years.
and it is beI'ayea @'' fotsiiv Sn ,v,;,ra eooay,
Lis homo ~ C,a. r.1ftFf "ouiaeN' al
+,,,,, Tacl-sa 10 h!!leS
t,aI9EaN h-t,
na19In,,. 80 '',N. ,t.p' s'u' .is score pre-
5,ae h,.,iebf, ). m" " !" uaN' alia
door p-}5an tie + s,oi a,aS iro : ne NJ ROM II,
to.L ,rfa.. NV ~ w. 49, me pau
,1.,t,eN - ,r "t W. NV pt' ~ "t ms ap-
, .,,rh t,stiIa ~ ,St t%'9 : ,I'IN iot
,,lt GA ~. t,ai ~ Ns = utNe p1tii
i, : 1in1a ,stn,S "a T., ! "aH999th, NO:
ct,al ID fin. tro sh na' w r !" :, y. VI
this rsair, ~ h, ~ ~ trsl"elit IN
M '"E H'i"o1-
Galla NAV, 7,,,s j., ,.,1,s S
Nh ,.,i ~ $500, 'e"t'l.ia.
la,i,,y 49,, ,i,,..a 49, rhl
5fialrinne ehr,fn+. ~, "tftI ~ l?r
some tio,e '.,,%Y'''s r ~ " lSt'h..s "llal
thl,,e6 ma ~ - ~ 0h-
t.}ii,o G,,., ~ ~ NsVi''
a. wy g'As - ~ a'i3 l''a 'i'd' Iateiy
- w. ~, ~
Same Old Feud.
With q new outbreak of the lIargis-
N~oGk'1li iel'ds, the town has been ter
tai,r1,s of bo, - Ia eiaa 49,. Nt.t.u r.
,,n,4 .i,s - " : ~ ~ i.""i 'iie
Alnait ein No. Inh,sm ~, a ~
,ccosaizos Ieninrs ~ ~ '"he
IA a ,,is factiina W Nv stll.,-
th.. al hor ,,iobt sd hafa.a " q q.
,yara ahie - $780, tl,ano ,,na oiiisFls
more .,ap onn b5,,,dra,j ,a,.a+a,a 49,,
hoen drawn ana sn.in',s blao,,sl,lt1 " "aa
ayertsd Iohnsn, a1,lg Natis
n ptorninant drrnocratjo Low
ycr and friend OF IN. lIareis e,atim,,
T- - - go 1890 81 CIV
q arried ONT bie datnrroinatio 10 mn rn.
the democrafic accommodations fo,. ciroi,it
mis- s,,,ro,,
This threat rre,tly aneared Tho hi+
pa,1lsans of Inc Ha,ris factinn ND
several of theu, armed themsnlves ana
started in pursuit of johnson and
In the meantime hnwevar ths
marshal had been notifed Of the
attitude of Johnson and Noble and had
the latter and started to Jail
with hlm. when members of the Dea-
'"h ltEtlon. when is regarded as the
successor of the coekrlll boys since
'ileN became cAtlllct, attempted To pre-
Heh' the arrest.
M inns instant the fiarsls henchmen
appeared ana assisted the officers in
i1il"lhs pom Johnson ana Noble in
Church Row Cause.
Lexington. Ky. june Sits reported
here that the immediate cause of the
of ex-Sheriff Edward Gala
ham was a dispute over the anage-
.neht of a church he built. and of which
he is deacon, at Crockcttsville. A tele-
gram from jackson saws Callahan was
standing in the front door of his home
I'M Longs Creek at A O'Clock this morn
Ing when he suddenly fell backwards
to the floor. AT the same time there
WAS Il crack of a rifle and a curl of
.,,,n1, r,A,, ~. ..D..y. - a-,.
bullet struck Callahan in the stom-
passed through his body and s,,lin-
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

DETROIT, MlCH.-A. Milton uo1-
den. q member of the brokerage firm OF
Fred s. Osborne & Co., OF this citv
committed suicide today in his home
by shooting himself. Dependency on
account of business tfYairs was ~, ~.
causo Ae
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

NEW YORK-The trial of Rro,,p,,-
ton Brandenburg, the magazine writer.
for grand larceny in connection with
a letter alleged to have been written
by the late Grover Cleveland, was to-
day hxed for June is.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
FARRAR TO WE'D SCOTT,

Berlin. June 9.-The parents of Geral-
Farrar have announced theft
daughters engagement to Scotti. The
marriage is to TAKE place in Paris with
in a few weeks. Miss Farrar at fret
denied the rumor of her engagement
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

MEM York;. Augustus Heirze
was reelected president of the United
copper company by the new board:
David Meiklejohn. of Butte, was elected
vice president, and Stanley Clifford. Of
New York. who recently sailed for Eu-
rope: secretary and treasurer.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
ARRESTS R1oTERs;
DEATH FIGURES TOO HIGH

Constantinopie. June 9.-An official
telegram received here today from
Adana, Asiatic Turkey. says that 445
Moslems and III noh-Moslems have
the rioting and m~assacres of April.
Turkish officials deny that 10000 peo-
pie We're massacred. They say the re-
ports have been greatly exaggerated.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
TABLETS WILL PRESERVE
LINCOLN'S GREAT SPEECH


= an a larger sense, we cannot 4
= dedicate-We cannot consecrate- 4
4 we cannot hallow-this ground. 4
+ The brave men, living and dead.
\ who struggled here, nave conse- :
= Grated 1T. far beyond our poor 4
= power to add to or detract. The 4
= world win little note, nor long 4
\ remember what we say here, but 4
\ it can never forget what they did 4
. here. 1t is for us the living, =
\ rather. to- he dedicated here 70 4
' the unfinished work which they =
who fought here have thus far 4
\ so nobly advanced, 1t is rather 4
, for as to be here dedicated to the 4
. great task remaining before US 4
! that from these honored dead we \
) take Increased devotion to that =
cause for which they gave the \
last fall measure of DEVOTION
that we here highly resolve that
these dead shall not have died in 4
NAin-tlat this nation, under \
God, shall have a new birth of :
froedom-and that government \
OF the people, by the people. for 4
the people, shall not perish from \
} the earth"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

TOKIO-Charles w. Fairbanks.
former vice president of the United
States, who is in Japan on his tour of
the world, left Toxic for the southern
part OF the empire today.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
Y. w. c. A. RAISES 100000.

Kansas City. June 9.-Tho Young
Women's Christian association has its
$500. O0U. In fact it has $40 more thar
that. y second gift of s25. coo from
Thomas II. SWope to the y. w. c. a.
Yesterday morning brought the asso-
cations building fund up to S3o3, 900.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
FRANCE PRESENTS
GOLD MEDAL TO CITY
OF SAN FRANCISCO
Ambassador Crosses Continent
to Make Presentation Speech
for Ills People.


: SAN Francisco, June S.-Am-
: bassador J~usserand, Mayor
: Taylor and about 1900 members
of the local French colony who
attended a reception to the am
bassador and Nine. Jusserand
last night entered vigorous pro
: tests to the statements made by
President David Starr Jordan, of
: Stanford university. in a state
, ment at Bryn Mawr that France
WAS a decadent nation.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10
THRILLING ATTEMPT TO
RESCUE WOMAN FAILS

rush of water. all the strength had
gone out of Cohen and he had been
unable to keep his wife's face above
water. Once Cohen had hold of the
rope the men on shore began to pull,
ana Oihcer Martin. who was in the
lead, slipped and fell into the stream.
u quickly regained his feet. When
within is feet of the shore Cohen lost
his grip on his wife's body and it was
carried Off down stream and was lost
to view.
Cohen was so far gone when the
rescuers got him on shore that he co,,ld
not speak for 10 minutes. His first
words We're:
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-06-10

She is out there: go and get
her. She is dead. She died in my
arms
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

The new 12-inch wire breech-
loading gun mark XII, which is to
have the highest velocity of any gun
yet made. has emerged with credit
from its tests, and has given complete
satisfaction in official quarters.
1t is understood that orders will
shortly be placed for the manufacture
of a number of these weapons, and
that they will form part of the arma-
ment of the battleshi7s of the Dread
nought type. Shells have already
been made in Woolwich arsenal.
Compared with the present ~
inch gun MARK X. which has
range of, roughly, 16 miles, the new
gun has many points of superiority,
the most important of which is its
greater range. 1t is said to be effec-
tive at Is miles, and those who have
seen 1t tested declare 1t to be the fin
est weapon In the world.
There are some indications that
some orders for the new gun will be
placed with the Royal arsenal at
Woolwieh, where shrinking pits of
enormous size are in progress of con-
struction.
It is limited, too, that we have not
yet reached finality, and that in the
course of the next year we may see
I3.5-inch gun, with an even higher
velocity, put to the test.-London
Chronicle.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23
SAVING PAINT MONEY.


In arranging for painting, a gooo
many property owners try to save
money by employing the painter who
offers to do the Job cheapest-or try
to save money by insisting on a low
priced paint. But no property owner
would run such risks II he realized
what must be taken into considera-
ton in order to get job that will
wear and give thorough satisfaction.
No houseowner will go wrong on
the painting question II he writes Ma
tional Lead Company. 1902 Trinity
Building. New York. for their House
owners Painting Outfit No. 40. which
is sent sree. Il is complete guide to
painting. 1t includes a book OF color
schemes for either exterior or inter
for painting, book of specifications
and an instrument fSr detecting adul-
teration in paint materials.
Nearly every dealer has National
Lead Company's pure white lead.
dutch Boy Painter trademark). If
yours has not notify National Lead
Co., and arrangements will be made
for you to get It,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

A serious illness is often brought
on by neglected sore throat.
All throat troubles invariably weak
en- the system and should not be al
lowed to go unchecked.
A gargle made with twelve drops Of
Sloan's Liniment in half glass OF
water will break up sore throat.
Sloan's Liniment is an excellent
remedy for tonsilitis, Group. asthma
and bronchitis. Applied freely to the
outside of the throat and chest, IT
draws out the Inflammation, reduces
the swelling and relieves any sore
ness. Twelve drops of this Liniment
in half a glass of water makes a splen-
did antiseptic gargle.
Mr.. Albert w. Price of Fredonia,
Kans., writes:-"We have used
Sloan's Liniment in the family for
about year. and find it an excel
lent relief for colds and hay fever at
lacks. Two drops Of the Liniment in
a teaspoonful Of water will stop cough
ing and sneezing instantly"
Mr. L. 7. Hurst of CoatesviIle. Ind.
r. R. No. l, writes:--I find your Lin
iment the best remedy ! have eyel
tried for sore throat, either for horse
or man. | once cured case OF sore
throat on myself the second day ant
almost the first night, which had con
tinued for over three weeks, undel
constant treatment OF three physi
clans Il was travellngJ and 1t was get
! ting worse"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23
SUFFRAGE ADVANCES IN ENG
LAND

The Womans Social and Politi-
cal Union, <one of the militant suf-
frage societies in England, has Just
brought out its annual report. This
shows a remarkable growth during
the last year. The union in one
year has increased its office staff
from 80 persons to IS, and the space
occupied by its London headquarters
from 13 rooms to 10, besides estab-
fishing branch offices in IL other
cities. Its receipts from the sale OF
literature have grown from $4,000
in the previous year to $4,000, and
its annual income from $4,000 to
100000. The circulation of its
newspaper, Votes for Women, has
grown from 5000 a month to 10000
week. And the Woman's Social
and Political Union is only one OF
half dozen women suffrage societies
In England, all actively at work.
The fact that it has sold $4,000
worth of its literture during the last
year is especially significant The
recent annual report of the New
York State Association Opposed to
Woman Suffrage shows that during
the whole year it sold only $500
worth of literature. Stone
Blackwell in New York Sun.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
.s
KAISER PHONES PECULIARLY.

The German Emperor has his own
way of using the telephone, Despite
mistakes, caused by the Kaiser's re-
fusal to name himself at the open
ing of his conversation, he inyari-
ably introduces his telephoned orders
merely with the words: Il command
that" and so forth. As soon as the
chief department hears these words
he motions that his subordinates
must at once leave the room. The
Significance of this arrangement Is
supposed to be that the chief is hav-
ing something like an audience with
HIS Majesty. and that it would be
presumptuous for a person not sum-
moned to hear the Imperial voice to
occupy the room into which its tones
are conveyed. At the end of the con-
versation the Emperor walks away
without saying "good-by, and the
chief with whom he has conversed
must listen for FIVE or six minutes
afterward to make sure that orders
have been completed. Tken he calls
back his assistants and the usual ell
quet is resumed.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

syiocalapplications as theycannot reachths
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by const
tntional remedies. Deafness iscaused byan
inHamed condition OF the mucous lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tubeis in
Canned you have a rumbling sound or mper
feet hearing, and when it Is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the intiam
nation can be taken out and this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing vii
bedestroyed forever. Nine cases out Of ten
arecaused bycatarrh, which is nothingbutan
iniamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case ofDeafness lcaused bycatarrhit hatcan
not be curedby Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars free. FL. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

In barber shop the other day
saw a man for whom felt sorry. Not
that he needed my sympathy from
the standpoint Of charity, for he was
a well-to-do man, having many bust
ness affairs. But felt sorry for him
because of what he was doing. A
barber was cutting his hair; he was
having his left hand manicured; in
his right hand he held newspaper;
he was smoking a cigar and por-
ter was shining his shoes. There he
sat. reading a newspaper Three per-
sons we're busy waiting on him. do
ing their best to please him, and he
was oblivious to the joy which HIS
opportunity afforded him. = Fort
Worth Star.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

The records of Chicago's SPECIAL
park commission show how extern
sively the public Fairgrounds al, US
ed in that city. Five hundred thous-
and more children took advantage of
them in 1908 than in 1907. the at
tendance being 2,089,366. Ten new
small parks were improved last year,
making the total 40. 1t is expected
that 16 additional Fairgrounds viii
be created this year, ranging in size
from one-Quarter OF an acre to eight
acres. All this work was carried on
last year with an appropriation of
S1S0.390 and private gifts of 3d.
700, and yet there was an pnexpend-
ed balance of $33,31I Chicago is
far ahead of New York in providing
Fairgrounds for its children.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

Another Operation Avoided.
Chicago, Ill. - want women to
know what that wonderful medicine
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, has done for me. Two of the
best doctors in Chicago said | would
die if | did not have an operation, and
never thought of seeing a well day
again. had a small tumor and female
troubles so that i suffered day and
night. A friend recommended Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and it made me well woman. = Mrs.
ALvENA SPERLIEe, II Langdon St,
Chicago. I'll.
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs,
has proved to be the most successful
remedy for curing the worst forms OF
female ills, including displacements,
Inflammation, fibroid tumors, irTegu.
lalities, periodic pains, backache, bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
ton, andneryous prostration. Itcosts
but trifie to try it, and the result
has been worth millions to many
suffering women.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

It was 1880 A. N. in the cheap.
allnight restaurant.
What's yours?" said the tough"
waiter, arms akimbo.
We gave our orders about ten min
utes the waiter served my friends,
but left me nothing.
What's yours?" he asked adj
dressing me.
why" said !, surprised and re-
proachful. Il ordered corned beef
and cabbage at least ten minutes
ago."
The walters jaw became a triffle
more aggressive than usual.
Well" he said grimly, do you
still stick to it7Y-The Bohemian
Magazine.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

An ardent golfer. by way Of joke
dropped a golf ball into nest MS
ancient parrot had built in the cor
ner Of its cage. Polly sat with ex
emplary patience on her novel egg,
and appeared pretty well heart
broken when the week went by and
she found herself unrewarded. At
last parrot flesh and blood could
stand 1t no longer. A terrible
acreeching brought her owner down
stairs at O'Clock one morn ng.
what's the matter. Pollyg" he
asked. as he noticed the birds beak
was Clipped trying TO get the egg s
interior.
'Matter." screeched the bird.
Great Scott I'm hunkeredi -
Tit Bits.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

The services which can be, and to
some extent have been. rendered in
war by dogs, in searching for the
wounded on battlefelds. and convey
ing them TO the ambulances, have
been frequently described. In France
a society, called the Societe du Chen
Sanitaire, has been formed for the
purpose OF Introducing this valuable
auxiliary into the sanitary service
of the country. American.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

ADVISED
OPERATION
CuredbyLydiaE. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

-" l suffered terri
bly, from female ills,
including inflam-
nation and conges-
ton, for several
years. My doctor
said there was no
hope for me but an
operation. ! began
taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound, and
l can now say | am
a well woman.
EMMA DRAPER.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23
BABYs wATERy ECZEMA.
Itched and Scratched Until Blood Ran
$50 Spent on Useless Treatments
Disease Seemed Incura able
Cured by Cuticura for $3.50.

" 1uthtuh q AVt RAeCOs
when my little boy was two and half
months old he broke out on both cheeks
with eczema. 1t was the itchy, watery
kind and We had to keep his little hands
wrapped up all the time, and if be would
happen to get them uncovered he would
claw his face till the blood streamed down
on his clothing. We called in a physician
at once, but he gave an ointment which
was so severe that my babe would scream
when it was put on. We changed doctors
and medicines until we had spent fifty dol
lars or more and baby was getting worse.
! was SO worn out watching and caring for
him night and day that l almost felt sure
the disease was incurable. But finally
reading Of the good results of the Cuticurs
Remedies, determined to try them. can
truthfully say / was more than surprised
for | bought only dollar and a half's
worth Of the Cuticnra Remedies (Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Pills., and they did
more good than all my doctors medicines
had tried, and in fact entirely cured him
His face is perfectly clear of the least spot
or scar Of anything. Mrs. w NJ Comsrer.
Burnt Cabins, Pa, Sept. Is, l908."
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props
Of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
The French are the bread eaters OF
Europe. B N. U. II
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

Mistress (making an unexpected
raid on the kitchen) Who is this,
Mary?
Mary-M-me brother, please IN.
Mistress-Indeed! But he doesn't
resemble you In the least.
Mary-No'm. But we was remark
able alike before e 'ad is beard
shaved off.=The Sketch.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

Doctor-well, now tell me what
are your SYMPTOMS?
Patient-That's just what | want
you to find out.
Doctor-My dear sir, you will par
don me- but you don't want a doc
tor. You should send for a vet
The Taller.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

"My husband doesn't mind walk
ing the floor with the baby at night
any more" said Mrs. Binks.
why is that?" asked Mrs. links.
He makes believe it's a Mara
thon," said Mrs. Binks. HE cover
ed the 26 miles before 10 O'Clock
last night. "-Brookly Life.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1909-04-23

Mistress Bridget. it always seems
to me that the crankiest mistresses
get the best cooks.
Cook-Ah, go on wild yer blarney.
illustrated Bits.