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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
If Sick

Don't risk ece,, one single penny!
And will tell you why say this.
It's because every package, Of DR.. Shoopt
medicine IS absolutely free If 1T fails.
No one need risk even one single penny.
Just think what this means TO the suffering
~ No risk nqSsganse. nothing whatever un.
less health i r Sf,ns FOR 80 full days and
Restorative or ~ Ss Ssheunatic Remedy p
Then why take any chance whatever?
why purchase GilYHaedicllle 2ChOSe
maker dG?e not back ii Just as do by
this remarkable offer?
And besides. an no stranger to you.
ssoon Ny pas mo kpf2sts pay Pm has made Dr..
n in che aSan saa w6 Thk k assad We take
For twenty years Dr. shoop medicines have
become thoroughly stspdardized all over America.
e d Ana hSR Village fna sSeTy
yssassa fs yHsfT; T Ri;s
the sick-and the entire risk is mine alone
But write me first for an order.
have an agent in almost every commun-
ity.but all druggists are not authorized to grant
So drop me a line please-and thus save all
disappointments and delays.
Besides you are free to consult me by letter
and fnlly-if you desire. MY advice and the book
below are yours-and without cost. Perhaps q
word or two from me will clear up some serious
nilment. have helped thousands upon thousands
by my private prescription or personal advice
plan.
Besides. the books will open up new and
helpful ideas to you They tell of my 30 years ex-
I All at s h and nsa m nSsP 81
n ners arx rnsy bat n ssss n to- se
Heart its impulse. How the Stomach and Kidney
each have their inside or power nerve. How
these organs surely falter when these controlling
or master nerveSb7aln to fail: How Or. Shops
and Tebuds, and EitafS1st,3J restores the LOST
tone and poweG j can sure help you-if it is
within the power of medioffk to do So My best
effort is surely worth your SIMPLE request. So write
now, while it is fresh fr>mind. for tomorrow
never comes. Dr. Shoop. Box l2 Racine. Wis.
Which Book Shall Send your
No. On Dyspepsia No. For Women
No. 2 On the Heart No. 5 For Men
No. 3 On the Kidneys No. On Rheumatism
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

will you sign your name here?'
asked the young lawyer of Mrs. Don
ahoe, who was transferring piece of
land from herself to her daughter.
You sign it, yourself, AN I'll make
me mark. Since me eyes gave out
I'm not able to write a word said
the old woman.
How do you spell it?' he asked,
pen poised above the proper place.
Spell it whatever way ye place.
Since l lost me teeth there's not q
wurrd in the wurrld thot I can spell
said Mrs. Donahoe.'
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

this valuable medi-
cine, Lydia E. Pink
hams V e geta BILE
Compound. / suf-
fered from terrible
headaches, pain in
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and so
weak Icould hardly
$ ia nd. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound re-
ctora6 mo to booltb
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
MORE
PlNKHAlL
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy.

Camden, Nd cit is with pleasure
that | add my testimonial to your
already long list-hoping that it may
induce others to avail themselves Of
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Mamma, the Prof. proposed last
night
Mercy, child! What on earth has
he got to live on::'
4 wish you wouldn't interrupt me
mamma. He proposed that we start
in and read President Eliot's five
feet of books.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Miss Houton told me to tell you,
young man, that she can not see you
she is engaged
just what | wanted to know,
said the reporter who had called,
Go back and ask her if they are go
ing to live home with the old man.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Why, how is thiss You sent me
note stating that you had the
mnmps and | find you suffering
from rheumatism said the doctor.
That's all right, doctor. There
wasn't sonl in the house that knew
how to spell rheumatism
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

A failing tiny nerve-no longer than
the finest silllen thread takes from the
heart its impulse, its power its regulari
ty. The stomach also has its hidden, or
inside nerve. 1t was DIR. Shoop who first
told us it was wrong 10 drug weak or
failing stomach heart or kidneys. His
perscription-Dr Shops Restorative
is directed straight forthe cause OF these
ailments-these weak and faltering in
side nerves. This no doubt clearly eX-
plains why the Restorative has of late
grown so rapidly in popularity. Drug
gists say that those who test the Re
storative even for few days soon be.
come fully convinced of its wonderful
merit Anyway, don't drug the organ.
Treating the cause of sickness is the on
ly sensible and successful way. Sold by
all druggist.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
VETERINARIAN

I shall be pleased to answer
your call whether it be in
day time or night, in sun.
shine OF in darkness, if you
need my services inform me.
I'll come. After years of con-
slant study and practice | am
prepared to handle any case
you may have. Phone
George Weighton VS..
Audubon, Iowa
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
I say, pa, what

i say, pa, what
Ask your mother
Honest, pa, this isn'ta silly ques-
ton this time
All right, this once; what is it?'
We'll. if the end of the world was
to come and the earth be destroy ed
while man was up in an airship,
where would he land when he came
down
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

I hope yon1l pardon me- said
the Deacon, if l suggest that your
sermons are-all
Too prosy, suppose?' suggested
the minis en-
oh, no, not that but too long
But you mustn't blame me for
that, said the minister pleasantly.
If you knew little more l would
MT have to tell you SO much
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Charley, dear, didn't you say that
horse you bought has pedigree@
said young Mrs. Torkins.
Yes was the reply.
Well, knowing how unlueky you
are with horses, consulted a veteri-
nary surgeon, You needn't worry.
The doctor says it won't hurt Linn in
the least
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
You Auto Watch Your Auto

We understand there are several
new automobiles in contemplation
for Extra. We believe that our
town has more autos in proportion
to it's size than any other town in
Iowa. AT any rate we are proud of
the showing they make. From the
pedestrians stand point there is on
ly owe little criticism to be voiced
and that is in regard to the speed
limit. Accidents are bound to hap
pen sooner or later and is wiser and
better for autoists to be on the safe
side, should such circumstances
arise
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
{; Sense and Nonsense !;
) From Our Exchanges )


Some by print ges into fame; 9th
ers by fame get into print.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

There are in England and France
several establishments where butter
flies are bred.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Newspaper men, as rule, have
but two things to sell-space and
subscription-and it would be just as
consistent to ask yonr grocer for a
dozen oranges "just to fill up" as
to ask the editor for a dozen lines in
his paper Just to boost your bust
ness 10 helping to fill up" space.
Try getting free dinner at the no.
tel just to make show of business
for the house. The Maumee Ad-
vauce-Era
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
If you possess a strong

Ii you possess strong magnet
you can perform very startling
trick. Hang up sheet of paper.
Draw on it with pencil a hook.
Immediately behind the sheet, at
the point where the hook is drawn,
place the magnet. Now tell your
trends that you can hang on this
a key or steel ring, or any small
iron or steel object with a hole in
it. They will, of course. not believe
you. All you need to do is to place
the steel or ir,n over the picture of
the hook, ana the magnet will hold
it. The object will appear to have
been hung on the hook You can
have confederate behind the
scene to remove the magnet and
then ask anyone to try to hang up
the object. He will, of course, fail
Then having given the signal to
your confederate he will replace
! the magnet and you will operate
the trick again.-Hone Notes,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Nellie, is your mother imp asked
the caller.
No, mother is out shopping
when will she be back?'
Turning her head Nellie called:
Mamma, what shall say now?'
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
It is all very fine
For the poets to pine
For life on the ocean waye,'
But I'm SO contrary
I love best the prairie;
And over its beauties I rave.

"Give me dimes wuth of dried
beef an sum crackers said Uncle
Josh to the young lady in charge Of
the ribbon counter in dry goods
store.
You have evidently made a mis-
take in the place, this is dry goods
store she smilingly replied.
WAL, now, / reckon I knowed
that, said the old man AN eff dried
beef an crackers haint dry goods
then Id like to know what you'e
call emp
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Roumania has a prison for women
which is managed by women.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Pain can be easily and quickly stop
ped Pink Pain Tablets-Dr. Shops
stop headache womanly pains, any
pains, anywhere, in 20 minutes sure
Formula on the 25c box Ask your drug
gist or doctor abe gu this formula--it
fine. Sold by all dealers.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Johns mother does mothers part
There are others like her in the
land
She has warmly beating heart
That guides warmly beating hand
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

Ina saddest when I sing she walled
Her singing was SO bad
Her friends did everything they
could
To keep her from being sad.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
Tortured On A Horse

For ten years l couldn't ride horse
without being in torture from piles, ="
writes l.. S. Napier of Rugless Ky,
when all doctors AID other remedies
failed Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured me.
lnfallble for piles, burns, scalds. cuts,
boils, fever-sores, eczema, salt rheum,
corns. 25c Guaranteed by Nick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

1t is estimated that one hundred
thousand birds persisted in the re-
cent storm in the bird reserves of
Florida.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15

There's look of joy on the face of
the boy
Who is counting his nickles and
dimes,
For the day draws near 'tis nearly
The happiest of happy times.
Since liberty's bell first pealed the
knell
Of the chains that monarchy cast,
The boy has raised cain, has caught
the refrain
Flung on from the mirrored past.
Not what we have, but what we use,
Not what we see, but what we choose
These are the things that mar, or
bless,
The sum of human happiness.
The thing near by, not tho1 afar;
Not what we seem, but what we are;
These are the things that make or
break
That give the heart it's Joy or ache
The shiftless man soon finds,
Geewhi2
His chances mighty slim;
But he who's wise and keeps his
biz
Will find his biz keeps him.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-07-15
We stoutly insist,
And we don't care splinter
Who knows It this weather
Is better than winter.

Egypt is the only country in the
world where there are more men
than women. There is difference
of 1850 thousand in the mems favor.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03
srs-.. D-srs-h..s r..a
-
NOTICE

Nciiee IS hereby given tAat the board
o. appraisers has filed xifh tie cfty
clerk is rep0rt Of the spprzisemenr
and aDportionment Of the benefits ID
the several lots. pieces ard parcels OF
ground liable 10 assessment FOR the
cost Of improving Kansas avenue. in
accordance with resolution 0f the city
council. from the east line o. the alley
teiwe cen Fifth street and Sixth street,
10 the east line OF the alley beyond
Thirteenth street. and the city council
will hold session at the council cham
Der on Thursday. the 18th day Of sep
tember. 1899, At z.s0 O'Clock y. N. for
the purpose Of hearing any complaints
or objections that may be made con-
corning the zppraisemenf and appor-
tionment a. to any Of such lots. pieces
and parcels Of land.
Witness ny hand as ciry Clerk on
this End day OF September. 1909.
Joe Dsws.
s-3-5t City Clerk
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03
LET'S HAVE The lnTERUEsAn


sc0ft Jones il making a noise Ike Z
real interurbzn railway.
The proposed line from chickssha ID
sulphur would pass through the mos
fertile section of Oklahoma Il you'd
Be . Fonderful factor il the deFeloD
ment Or the Washita VALLEY.
Interurbgan lines help the towns and
help the farmer. b. facilitating The
transportation Of commodities. they
add wealth to the committees which
they serve.
That Oklahoma win be net work
of interurbans within a few years Il
no EiId prophecy With increasing
population. the new state viii dupii-
cate the history Of older states in this
respect It Is Of tremendous to Chick.
zshz that We get In On the ground
noor On the interurban proposition
Whatever assistance the people Of
chickasha can render 70 Mr.. Jones ID
his enterprise should be given prompt
Il and cheerfulIy. He is not asking
for a bonus. but simply stock subscrip-
tions. X viii pay our citizens to in
vest ia this enterprise, The benefits
Of The proposed lire are TOO apparent
to require enumerating 1t is one Of
he best 'toxn-builders" that can be
devised Boost the fnterurban TIL you
zee the cars In motion
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

The ladies' of 1he United Charities
are not asking The men folkS7 10 do
any heavy work On their hospital en-,
terprise They are simply asking us to
patronize their various money-raisipe
enterprises. They want 10 amuse you
with baseball game next Monday and
then they want 70 feed you for a few
days. They will give you the worth
OF your money and by patronizing them
you will be aiding in most worthy
cause. Help the women and help the
cause Of charity.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

The Canadians have kick because
Uncle Sam Is dumping his suicides into
their south door. They claim that II
costs them $500 a year to gather UT
the fragments Of our citizens who
amuse themselves BY jumping into NJ
agara Falls and floating to the Cana,
dian shore Canada wants immigrants.
but they don't seem to care for the
dead ones. Perhaps an international
agreement might be reached, making II
unlawful for our citizens who grow
weary Of mortal existence TO take the
Niagara excursion
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Charity for revenue only Is mis-
take.
The principal ingredients Of good
luck are prudence and industry.
It's hard to get money and it's hard
er TO keep It after you get 1t.
Possession is nine points Of the law,
and the attorneys fee Is the tenth
Some medicine is so disagreeable
that one cant even forget to take IT,
A woman can do without lot ol
things If her neighbors haven't gol
them.
The trouble with too many people
is that they push In the wrong direc
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03
The VALUE or DOCTOR COOKS
DISCOVERY.

Editor Express Please inform ms
7thrDugh me columns of your Faluabls
paper. q ~bat value is the discovery
of fhe north pole.--constant Reader
Before answering your question. dear
reader. We cannot refrain from en-
pressing aszonlshnent that The signffi.
canoe Of the wonderful discovery is nst
apparent 10 you even without = mo
znenf's reflection. II should be clear
10 you At sight mat Dr. Cooks stunt
70 fulig z& glorious as THAI 81 c. coIum-
Gus.
Pardon ~. dssr reader. bur We fear
you are lacking IN the noble spirit Of
patriotism ~Old GIory floats Ola the
norzh pole Didnt you jump up and
crack your heels and yell, T1ree
cheers for the Fourth Of July when
you read that startling headline In the
newspaper7 You are very sorry sort
Of a patriot If you didn't what We
are trying to beat into your dun era
rium Il thzt this discovery enlarged
Uncle eams domain % the end of the
earth; L e. the north end, and BIZ yir-
tue Of the right Of discovery We lay
claim to the pole and all ghe vast guam
tity OF snow and lee surrounding IT. /
"NorthEard the course of empire lakes
ITS way
In the second place, has II NOT oc 4
curred TO you that within q very few ]
years the zine will be ripe for hold .
ing an exposition to commemorate this
epoch-making discoyerey. and what
spot 20 appropriate for such show
as the Identical point where DR. Cook
first planted his feet, fenarkfng to his
esauimaux companions. @Genslemen,
take note. am nov standing astraddle
OF the north pole you may not see any
pole. butts here all right, al right"
From literary point Of view the
Significance Of Dr. Cooks exploit must
be regarded as oyershadowihg Tha;
mia book will sell ali oveF the face
OF the earth. millions Of copies, no
doubt ID not ID be questioned And
then, an entirely new field Is opened
for the writer Of fiction, which Will Ger.
tainly be well worked. just conceived
OF story with the plot laid around the
pole--it would sell like hot cakes
What viii we do with our polar
possessions2" you ask. ssow this Is a
question for our practical statesmen
70 decide. but we desire 10 announce
our policy right now. We consider It
an ideai place TO coIonize Joe Cannon.
Boss" Aldrich, and all their Republi
can associates who are fostering the
protective tariff. the trusts and the
rest Of the evils that are preyiHE on
the body polite.
Much more might BE- said. but we
trust that we have said sufficient to
convince our constant reader. that DR.
Cooks discovery Is one that Is not 10
-. o~.<<.od
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03
e%&%<v@%@41~%% .S4S
sREAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. .
y Furnished BY WestphaI 4 Lacy, =
y Bonded Abstrscters. y
&&% %& y %@ y %%&$%


John r. Tuggle ct al. to E G. Gar
nett ct al, 7-z-0s. $3.50. lots 1 and 2
block 8. Tuggie's first addition 10 Cot
tonwood.
A. J. Jenkins and wife TO Harry A,
Ludlow. 7-I5-0s, $500. lots Is and Is
block 81, Chickasha
Maurice Thomas and wife to " A.
Phillips. s-2l-o9, $1,000, part lots ! and
2. block 273, Chlckasha-
J. Howard Miller and wife to Ed
ward conners. z-2sos. 81. lots and 10,
block 81. chickasha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

Remember, Heinz's good kraut is on
the market az DeVore G. Fontron's.
s-st
Groceries at cost at the Hill Grocery
Company. Phone 800 3-4t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

lion.
Donfs think . n'an - EiwaFs IA re
wrong bscause hs doesn't agree Win
you
One kind of diPlounat 5 a womsn
nhc car make man believe be knows
more thar she does
The snalI bon Is apt p lose faith
"a bis mothers EerzeiEg When she says
ii hurts ksr more to whip him inan
rs hurts him Chicago Ness
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

OF course. Chickasha will entertain
the crowd that VIII come to the state
convention Of the Christian church
next week. and she will entertain them
in way that they win remember It.
Everybody should assist in finding
homes for the delegates and In making
their visit the most pleasant possible
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

Mr j. A. Bro lie ( Comanche, Tex
has opened a photo studio at 4Ol Kan
sas avenue. 2-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03
EDWARDS. rHE FlsH MAN.

He has them fresh every day at 42S
Chickasha avenue. or phone 47s. s-5tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

All school books are spot cash at
the Owl Drug Store 2S-st
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

The enterprising little city OF Yer
den Is to have cooperative creamery
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-09-03

We don't charge school books. The
Owl Drug Store 2sst
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-08-01
MIRACLES OF THE CAMERA.

The camera which divides time into thou
sandths OF a second and records the impressions
of each, makes permanent pictures Of events
which pass too quickly for the dull human retna
10 recognize. II is only through the camera that
the motion Of the wings OF flying birds and of
the legs of swift running animals have been
analyZed. To the camera the fuzzy drivers OF
the swiftly speeding locomotives stand out clear
cut and stationary, while each flying drop OF
rain I'm the driven storm is distinct and seems
frozen in its place. The tarpon fisherman. ia
miar with the first wild leap OF the frenZied fish
as il casts hook and bait fifty feet In the air.
sees first in the finished picture the outstretched
gis the conVulsiVe opening and closing OF
which had escaped his eye, however closely he
may have looked for it.
often the eye of the camera Will decipher
documents of which the writing had been sub
stantially oblitcrated by age, and have sue
cessfullv copied with the camera the utterly
faded photograph of classmate of forty years
previous and thereby been enabled to present
to a grizzled veteran a likeness of his curly
haired youth. Changes in the pigment OF the
skin, undiscoverable by the eye, appear with dis
tinctncss on the sensitive plate and IL IS said
that ample warning of approaching disease has
been thereby given.
Bv means Of the invisible rays lying beyond
the violet Of the spectrum objects may be pho
tographed in the darkness. and. with the aid Of
the so-caled X-ray, through substances other
wise Opaque When from the darkness of night
and storm the forl5ed lightning flashes the
each fiery trail Creatures that travel by night
can be caught" in the brief blaze OF a mag
nesium charged pistol. the flash of which is Of
too short duration for the creature To move or
the dull human eye TO recognize the subject-A
". DimOCk, In Van Norden's.