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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
TerIincr Yrici.
Y 1T lie bcr 8eind III,

Verll II, ~. Ie5emher.
Man. bate &ictorien Carbon iilr
hier @intertaae in Berlin crtpnrtct
ino Gpprpollo Gnitro fam.
Zen iran6olilGen &uliiIcnbcberr.
id,er bat Der SoO gcbinberi, ieinc ulte
Aonrooic .Mobo11a", Ole CT imner
nod liehtc, lclbIt III Berlin Sl mise
lliren. Gen Selpnten bon Ncl,cN,eiu
trich Die Gnrft uDr Dem Sobc ans
leillcm gut geiiterten &nuie IN Cara
cas- IL ben Gurop1ern, Die cr Sabre
lana gebobnt. ails9ebeutet, d,ifuulrt
bat. Cine pplitiid)c acnooic bon
1872 lpdr inns IN ei9ener \ni}cni
ring bes arrStcu oromotiid)en Hol,.
TIMERS %Dcriprod)cu, cin politiidjc@
Enmpblctd)cn nl!i politiife Nbelltcll
rer mo Strcber. unh ltott bciicn or
lebeil luir Die laferlidlc lulb pcinlid,C
aoncoie, iuic eillc nlIttelenWopoiidc
Sauptita0t I'm, Die @lnlIt cillca Nbcn
tfllrera aus 0cil Mn0ell bulhll. Der ihr
nid,t cinnlol. lonNcrn hm6crtmal pom
gcprcliten ocntIdcll SurnalcutcH ais
iuortbrildligcr Ni,abCltcr, ais Nroi,
'ulner @cpnlinlen'h Ncid,llbcrt marc.
Wcim Enrpcmia ilppigc @cielllhoi
tel 0epcil bcnen DIR &rciic nit StolI
mn TRADITION lidlello icrr, blcibcll,
Damn lperbeit gerne grcBcN mo
hlnitc Sitcl Al, Die rcifbeloocnc "a.
El gcjcrrt; 1lcidlUicl oh bic Sr1gCr
oielcr atniicn llnb Sitel lGllait ihrcu
morali,d,en &,tafs babcn. ON bic
0~borattcrc, bic lid, bintcr oicicn
Mnitcuben observation-disclosures her
gen, infalt ent,pertbet, iillo, oh bo2
onacblid, cole Nlllt iii oicicn NlOcrn
Innalt pcrGdtlld, lpuroc hnrd, ieinC
ninlpblen Mo4uiloen. Sic raid ali
gepliihie bciitid)c Hcihoboi,ptitoot
ton1n,t nidt les pcn hcp nrnlIeIiNen
Earrenn 1eipolnbcitcu. llnb sic
Hnfilnit piiles Cairo, iilr bcNcT Nns
men inbrclaln hcn helItid,cn Nlutterll
icin 3uhel III fMri. fcin Sdilnpi II,
9rob ipar, lott iii eiilcr plnl ;,lucd oer
Shntliit nerilnuncltcn Mel,gc 10
etluon iric @e9eiIiern,,a ans: llub Die
bclhdpienbc Shatindle miro i,l,s iildpt
erfpart, baB Der Monn, Den Die oils
Yleiitcr bes Safta ~bcitoutien Strait
5uieu rn'f nit tiiblitcr @pflid)feit
bii,aiis eoulplinicniirt baben. Dem Die
4olldnber cben jlir Strofc fir Mort
britdb mo 8erhohnlng bos critic
arieasidifi abgenpmmer, lid 5u-
Orii,glid,cn ausiragcrn ec5eniibcr
s.DantGnr fir oti, e%brenpoIlei, hent
ldpcn Gnpfni,e" aiibcrli fani.
DnS Aiisapdrtiae Amt lniB lid, bi-
flpn,afiidl pcrbnlien mo lnbt riibio
iln6 iud,lid r,eloert bob es feiterlei
Nrroniaifuug Bat, oe,, ,fronfen"Hra
fibenten m~nireunolid) 81 bebanoelr,
tuentl er Ons 0ehiirfniB nab politi-
ldher 1rsirddic bnbcn iplffe. Sic 81
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10

ooS 2eben nno Die 2iterotltr Iorglo:
lpajleren aeganacn. Gin irGblid) III
lid) blideuOer Slanellr nit elmer @lll
me I'M anopflo6 uno Dem Spo3icr
ltod in Der -Sauo. Gus @ort, boi
Die @otter Dor Dos @elingcn ser
StrpclB geleBt bubell, lit linn ircmt
Nebllcben. Muf 8runo elmer @cttt
leBt cr lid nit eiliem &amcro0en III
elmer Slold)c Moielipeill ,,lno oittirt
Inn elm cinaftiges 9ultipiel, Dos beinl
Morgell9rallen hiibuerreii olli Dem
Edpler ltebt - mir baB nebcl DEM
SintenfaB Damn nod cine 5iucitc ullO
brittle Gluitc Wuielipein iit)tbar &c
luorben iii. SeIbit Ole leioiaeu Gelo-
Iorgen, Die i'm oft geq,loIt BADEN, oa
linn oltd bic 9roBten Gilnabmcn
INNER raid oltrt Die Singer gefloi'
ien lino, tonllen feline Arbeitsfrell0c
llidt bccinfl,iicn. SIN @cgcntbeil 10
ben lie iiir i'm cine anre0cnbc Strait
nm 9%eluillnen linn Die Diibid]e BE
mcrfulQ o6: uWtan iu9t, ein &ano'
~ricnpo1el iilt9t ont it)ollitcrL iuenn CT
etipoa bunari9 iit...." limo ipclnl
i'm Die gteugler allsforift, iule eilt
Sbcoterltiid ci9entlid cnt'teht, 10
iett i'm oicic 6rd9e nod Den ld)om.
hoiten Wcheinrilien oes i%hriititcllcri-
itcn 3ellgunasotteS ourd)al,a nld)t
in @erlegclbcit. Gr ontmortct Hint
mo ilott:
%.auaoeutcn ldbt lid) fem Stiid,
lucnn man tcincu Giliull ais &ein
bat. @eluohnlid) babe id, einen Iol
den Ncbobt. Den id Damn lall9cre
rbcr t"ilr5erc 3cit nit mir %berluntrug,
bis iih nod ui,b nod cine N%nnolln0
Observation-Disclosures, Toro,lf miro bic
Gborotteriitit Der einSelnen Eerloncn
icitgeicBt nno nid1t he5 mItcrblid)en
&onalulrite uergciien Scr notilrlid
i'm mpoernen @ciponh 81 erlhelncn
bat - 0anl crit fam man Die Neoer
in bic Nonb ncbnlcn ltnN an cinStild
0cben. Nusgeihloiieu lit notilrlid)
nid)t, buB ipGbreno Ser Arbeit ell
ilclier @eballfe ba5li tollnlt, Der Damn
nit pcrmcrtbet miro"
9l,ls oieier iorgloieu FroouttlonS,
neiie ertlGrt es iidL boB 6llItou bon
nielleid)t Der eilljiBcgi,tor iuar,
Scr an ieilten Tcrtigen @crten mic
mails nit ~bcionDcrs sGrtlid)er Noter-
licbe gebal9en bat. lic Stilde, Die
er oell @ilbncn iibergebcu bat, be
trud)tete er lulc ollsgelcBtc &lnDer,
ocrcn SGidiol MN bcnt llngeIubr
urcisNcncbcn mnrcll. Noler bat nlc
mails. luic nn0ere IntorelL bel Der
Grltouffiibrun9en ieiner SllltIpielc III
,}ngel uno 3ipeifcln bilter oen Gpu
ncitdnberL. mn bcglerig bernGr
fplg nlli5ltlolirrli. Gr lebtc lid sc
lllGd)lid nll 0cll Torocrrnlo Der 81
Sogc, Inn icir @ert iulbc
ein ,}lllf)allcr llebelt dnoerelt
,}uid,oucrn al, lid uorilbersieben III
ltno 9cficl c& Inn nift ion
Oerlid, 10 modtc CT oltrdollS fem
>oehl bnrnlia.
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Wnitap BON Mpicr'S Saac6udI.
Nnu Satar Wlumcntbnl |.

Cine alt D%Crtrnlttc. pnrnchm &c
bGmpfte Stlmmc tout mir aus oeil
@ldttcrl zines id)nlGd,tiNcn Vuloc1
cntac0cu, III Weld)eln 8nIitup p.Yfpler
ieinc HcbenScrlilncrlllg Dor ms ats
~1cbreitct BOT. Ter Iidbtcr bat ltcts
in Der milnblid)cll ll%nterbnltling tci'
Tier siil0cltblifserrearllN INFORM oecr
ISrulbe q"cituttet. ieinc Stinmlc an.
idlucllcn az luiirll. Scin Srnlpcro
lrlcllt nllroe tets bllrd) lcillc @ohlcr
5oNrnbcit Neiil1cll. ltnb lctle. mic CT
III lpred,en piIe1te. bat er ulldl IN lei
lleln Sonchlld, Die Sober Aeiiibrt. Nllc
bicic 9cfcnntnliiC ulo Grillnerllngcn
ilnb beu SeicrD glcidldnl ms CHI
1elhricbell. Mm gcluinnt ilbcrall
bcll Gin6rlId ciilcr frcunb'd)nftlidcn
%crtruulid)tcit in oicier Selbitld)ilbc
rlll9, Die je0cm nrcllcn Turbcntone
ulslueid)t. Cine hcldcibcnc @lilda
ircl,bc. cin mllbcS &cr5ldtelL cin DC
hItiumcr @iberipnld), cine lanrte
SdJmcrmulth $3.50 bn@ iinb Die @rnno'
;iiNc bea licbcnsniiroigen Sltd)ea,
mo bicic Solurt miro 1%leidnl1blQ
iclt0choltelL. Oh inns Nun Der &erfol
icr bon Dem criten @ilbnencrfolG er
SGblt, Den Cr III icillen Sieutenonts
touell nit Dem @uitlpicl Cine Nral,.
Die in Boris mar" crrci6t hnt, ODER
Of or on Nus2nn9 irincs Sebcns
unb Sd)oiicns III idlidtcr Gbrlid)tctt
lid) iclbit befennt: y
rSuo mcrtlpiiroi1ite GrlebniB lit
bodl Dos, mem, man Iid) 'elblt i,bcr
lcbt mo babel nod ieillcn &erltono
10 lucit "jlllanllncn bat. DAB man on
rider ctuoS pbIlplopbiren fam. Sd)
hobc les Stiitc geid,riebcn. ober mir
llie c%il1cbiloct. Gin GROCER Gid,tcr III
ieil. Gr Bate tSrcllOc, luclln mel
ne MrbeItcn Nciielel, iul0 DDS Erbli
finn lid lctblid) ulltcrbiclt. Cos lpnr
ia Der 3lucf; mo IS lit mir aellr
gen, i'm offers 5u crrcidcn. Sod ia
be ih oiicllc 9lllaen fir Die 8cgell
iport mn 10 picl SclbitcrfenntnlB,
Dab id) cllllehe. nleille Belt lit NM"
N,is Dem Ml,uoc iroes onocrcl
Sbriftltcllcra miiroc inns ein Iold)es
3uoeitGnNnlG nit ifncibenocr @cb
nultb bcrilhren. is fam i'll pillcnl
Fpcten uno 3iinItlcrlhiflol nidbts
SerbcreS geben. ais bic Giniid,t 5ll
1%cpirncu, hoB audi bel bent @eAlla
oetltcn bn@ @cbcn lGl1ocr boilert, ais
sic Strait. unb Dob iebcr cnblid, Der
Nod,fnnmlc icilcr ielblt miro. @nItop
y. Woler nbcr bot audi oicie trilbcll
Snac nit lcii,cm Observation-Disclosures
blnt lnl0 Icincm meltmunnildlcn
Wlcid)nuttn phllc icbea Mebgefiibl
iibcronneri. Nit ciiier artigcn Ser.
bcllglnlg nor leillcn Nod,folgcrn Der
l1Bt DIR geolterte 2illtipielbihtcr Die
9ilbnc mo iett iidl ais t~bcilncbmlen-
Der 3llldlouer. ob!,c Mib9lrnlt mo
Selbit1ciuliHfcit, ms &orfctt. Wit
iil1cbeildelter Scclcnrubc ifreibt CT
hts So1cbud):
sd bin ncu1icrin oui Die i~crncrc
Gittiptdelull1 ocs SilItipiels. 49,. 90
ipcroe i'd oelu1 liltl, in oller Giibc sil,
iebcil. iuo5 9teueo erbliibt. Sd merbe
bnS Sd]onc nit ,Srelloen bcariiBel1
mo MIDI Ooron e%reosen.. ul,o al
les Seiterc iperoc id) acilie6eii. obl,e
ben millOeiten 8roll barber. ooB id,
ielbit mid iiberlebt bobe. -"
go lit Giiitap b. MipIcr bis in ieille
lestel,. Siunbcn mif ieiner el,tet
2oine BON ieoer Notwithstanding
%unohhGnaio ocbIieben. Gr lit ourd,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
Minnie NuobcnbUhu.

Us iturb all .. Snmiar 1909 III ibrcr g9o1.
nuiia. III. 1929. 9iprhs SGllGs. Sirisc. Minnie
tepurene n,c!l. gcltetie Odiilit
bon ,iSreoerid Hlobeiiaotn.
Part her suffcrings, part her pain,
Cease to weep, for tpHrs are vain,
Calm the trouble of your breast,
For She, who suffered, Is Mt rcst.
Sic 3cit brr Hccroi9nie iutrb ipdter dll5e
.rihi "#. D." . tin--tD
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germ;idte aa5eisen.
--Wufruf.-

1ie ndtiiebenb aupeiiibrten IScriouen:
1. Acllucr, WiGibdue, geborcH am ncbicil
gpril 1867 IN SeS!ddl. Ge5ir!Sdtnt Stdtlel'
tieiII, Strei2 Sberfranter, ooer belleH Srbell;
1rhbc, &Ciurid, Martiu rno Snbannco
&url. nernuibtttb aus NiNe3 bel Ntnon, III
SbcrbelleH, ODER bercn Grbcr.
criudt, bel benz llnier5eitNetcn per-
iouIid oocr fmri'tIidl lih 81 neioen,
I'M NltsIurft fiber bercH @crbleib ooer IblcH
aLtimorr WS. Sen I. SniuGr 1909.
Ger &aiierltdle Suuiml.
Sn Serireiun9:
s.. Hubitrat.
(SaHi Gu. Mto. t@it) 9r. T. Glib Gabftr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
ypniie ". Stapf.

IS i,arb ant Z. Snnnar zoos. eraiic ".
Stapi, III 1lbrel ait. 1cltcbtc &ntiin bon Gla.
Stupf. Terlpnnoie NH ,Srtinoc fuh citgeIN-
ben. ncr 3eeroipnia beiSnipohllell, .luelte AM
sunntaa. Itdchiuiitn9& ) llbr. non ihrer sSoDs
ning. 9ir. IS. .Warriicn'9Gnc, aus ftattiitoci.
tieifrtuflQ pripQtiM, Go
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
Spc,i0l=Wpti;

Ntitslieoer ner .,a6nig 3auio.4usc Nr. g."
II. =. Il u. W." mo Miitgliebcr cnn Su'pe'tcr'
ppuen iuoilei fin aeidlli9il az Der Spcjtdl'
10. Surrur 1909. %9iuhmiiid9 2.3O, it'll "}rct.
lndurer 2empel" iidtifinhef iito onilll Der Beer
hiaiiilg liiltcreS peritcrbcret Nrnocr3 Ibrahan'
t5pIoitcin hriluobner
Sbas. 2cis. III. ~.
Subu =. Teu, Sefrcilr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
Youo -Ea rf.Gcmeteru.

Sireau: Oh. 81. .Gtrdke, uuh
Saupt.Gtusans: Trrberid. 3ioao.
@eGribniBuldte BON $25 all inter be'idftoteer
Mnfiiht: Gdnittplui,eu, Sepinoe. Tf!ul5eIt etc.
nerocn III IrcibDGuS am SauptsGita1lG 9ejill'
bent. Infer I8ent iptro, iuGnn ectpinttt. ror'
fprcdet. (e2-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
Slara Sptcr.

IS iiurh an, S. Snnrar 1909 5rau SIara
Sotcr. SAITH; hes perliurbcnen Stcpbclt Suter.
peturer In ~Stl5erai. llnterirunreIt, Sic Beer
biarra Iinoct an @lpntag. MsorgenS $ uht.
BON ibrcr 2Sshrine. Nj. 80, Griite Strohe,
oiEhlnuoiolUU ans itGh ocr Ser; Scin.Sttrhr
leleU WtrH, t9--lO)
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Gurrainc.

NaaleriiA. - garfartls. - SrIebtida.
We{tIich bon Wuibrcoi eirc urb cine babe
Meile. Tcunt 3oup'gsapaon. nnb lorraine
@aaaons brett bic jiiia 9ingdng. getee Ies
lerboite. Giuotspurenu i'm Srifter Slur oes
~union.I ruli,(Sebdubes. Charles. uuo 6a4ette'
atroEe, !M ~0i41S,I&S)
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Baltimore Eemctern.

HRrean: a~raniiiu gfbs., Baltimore ". Rstthis.
HearibnibpiGpe gum @erfnut = bon S25 on.
fir pier Grd5er. Ssreie Henutuiiu Der aapeue
tir OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. (S,ui16.1O
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-01-10
Sptn Sertuig & Ssbn.
eetdrnbefntter nns Qtubalfamtrtr.
on, oOn0 -6trAkn

VT. EyU6, IrItuH1s SItoH1..
0weiaaeSdhdft: Sir. 81. GaIera.Neeaue,
Stghianetuipn, Saittmpresgunntt.
Gir 6aben in nnferer laueen Sei&dffSrrurts
slrin uno &eit becrotaf. Stuo init gertnqeli'
fcrt fir Scdisciten. llnterhoitiiaen mn nt,here
Selceenbettcu.. @eihe 2clepbcre. .(giai2s.1S)
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0rnib 4ibor Cemetery.

1et tpeale SritShsi bun Baltimore, aahe
Etflspiae. Sioei eleftriidt 91bn.9inien NIB
Rimliep. @ouIcndro etrelt sum Hrieobof.. VIE
9reiie. Werianat bic ttciet MISUNDERSTANDING.
9iireoit: Er. III, 9iorb.6b arlesse traee. @etos
Telephone. (IpriI2S-).
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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16

A certain lady in Paris gives peri
odical dinners, at which assemble
most Of the best known wits and liter
att of the day. The rule of the man.
sion is that while one person dis
courses no interruption whatever can
be permitted. 1t is said that M. Re-
nan once attended one of these din
ners and, being in excellent vein,
talked without a break during the
whole repast. Toward the end of the
dinner a guest was instantly silenced
by the hostess. After they had left
the table, however, she at once in
formed the extinguished guest that
as M. Renan had now finished his
conversation, she would gladly hear
what he had to say. The guest mod
estly declined; the hostess insisted.
81 am certain it was something of con-
sequence" she said Alas, madame"
he answered, at was, indeed; but now
1t Is too late! | should have liked a
little more of that iced pudding"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
Taking No Chances.

Give me an egg phosphate" said
the thirsty citizen of distinguished ap-
perance who took seat at the soda
fountain. Moreover, make the drink
before my very eyes"
The white-clad attendant obeyed.
He broke an egg into a glass, showed
t to the inquiring one, and then
poured it into the glass intended for
the drink. Then he broke another
egg, exposed it to view, and placed it
In the final receptacle.
'Everything's o. k" said the in
spector, and you may proceed with
the manufacture of my drink"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
Looking Out for the Birds,

In some new houses which have re-
Gently been built at Knutsford in Che
shire very pretty idea has been car
ried out to encourage the bird loving
propensities of the occupants. The
idea is to have nesting places for our
feathered friends.
A local writer says: Instead of
filling up the holes left by the scat
folding the architect had closed them
with a thin covering of stucco pierced
with a round hole. The birds enter
and build inside. Sometimes you may
see tiny step just below for the
bird to alight on and little cornice
over the gap to keep out the rain"
Other holes have also been purposely
left in the brickwork for nests, and
it is said that the birds understand il
all perfectly.-Country Life.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
SPOILED CARD SHARKS GAME
How "Pat" Sheedy, Famous Gambler,
Fooled Trickster Who Thought
He Had Easy Money.

The greatest delight of "Pat"
Sheedy, Americas premier gambler,
according to Henry Stewart of the
Stewart-Peck Sand Company, was to
double cross the crooked card
sharks. Mr.. Stewart and Sheedy
were old friends.
"Sheedy once strolled into a tough
gambling resort in the west, where
he was not known, and stood watch
ing the games," Mr.. Stewart relates.
"One of the dealers was Spelling to
several countrymen and had about
convinced them to take a chance at
his game.
"T'll bet you two to one that l can
shuttle the deck and cut the ace of
hearts the first time he announced.
"T'll take $50 of that If you'll let
me shuttle the cards. Pat said.
1.-THE dealer agreed and the money
was staked. The countrymen also
made small bets.
"'Are you satisfied?' the dealer
asked when the cards were shufled.
The proposition is that l am to cut
the ace of hearts the first cut
Everyone agreed. Then the dealer
he was tough one-whipped out a
big hunting knife and slashed the
deck in two.
"But he didn't take the money.
Sheedy had palmed the ace of hearts
while shutting the cards."
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
Don't Ask for Sympathy.


Elizabeth Stuart Phelps has always
been characterized by overlooking
sympathy for the unfortunate, espe-
cially the unfortunate sick; neverthe-
less writing in Harper's Bazaar on SYM
pathy. she takes the point of view
that it is a luxury all of us should
learn to do without. I'VE have come
to recognize absolutely the limitations
of human sympathy, and it is some.
thing to have learned where 1t can
not follow us. After all, very few
people in this world" observes Mrs.
Phelps keenly, ARE tender. Even
among women the genuine quality is
not common. Let us be content to as
sumo sympathy in our friends. We
shall not receive any less of it for be.
lieving in it,"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
lust THERE AT RIGHT TIME.
Luncher Saw Possibilities in Flavorina
Cheese Sandwiches with "Hair
Restorer."

DR.. w. A. Evans, health commits
sioner of Chicago, declares pasteur-
lied milk to be an overrated article.
They who expect" said DR.. Evans
recently, wonderful hygienic effects
from pasteurized milk are bound to be
disappointed.
I'm the way of real, tangible re-
SUITS" DR.. Evans went on, they will
get little more than the Atlantic City
excursionist would have got if-but lis
ten to the story.
"A Philadelphia gentleman was very
bald. Onion juice was recommended
him as an infallible hair restorative.
Accordingly. every morning, he split
two onions aud rubbed their juicy
flesh very thoroughly ever his nude
white scalp. The odor was strong,
but the gentleman, after time. got
used to it. Throughout his. Atlantic
City vacation he saw nc reason to
abandon his daily onion tonic
well, one hot morning on tie
boardwalk, spying vacant place be-
side an excurcionist who was '-noh'~'
out of a paper bag, the Philadelphia
baldhead seated himself, unbuttoned
his waistcoat, removed his hat, and
exposed his head to the cool breezes
and the sunshine.
IAN overpowering door Of onions
arose. The excursionist beside him,
pausing in his repast, frowned and
shifted The peptleman famed HIM
self calmly. The other, sandwich in
hand, kept on shifting and frown-
ing.
Then, after a minute or two, the
excursionist leaned over and said:
"'Excuse me, boss, but would we
mind If rubbed this here cheese sand
wich on yer head so as to give it a
flavor of onions?- I'm awful fond Of
onions.'"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16

upright position, showing beautiful
ieweled sides, then slowly opening
spreading to its full size, disclosing
to view a gorgeous bewildering IAN
with feathery scintillating fires, show
ering sparkling diamond dust in every
direction. (Size in action some ~
feet.)
81. Jacobs Ladder" arranged d.
the discharge of different weights ana
sizes of rockets from / to lbs, nrea
ranidlv in succession, the effect being
each climbing higher and higher, dis-
charging beautiful vari-colored stars
3s. Display of Two 15-inch 5-shos
Repeating Shells, each shell exploding
in mid-air with five repeating or sim
liar shells in rapid succession; each
shell releasing hundreds of mandarins-
80. Grand Finale. Japanese Aer-
ial Bombardment." The latest pyro-
technical novelty, consisting of sus-
pended Aerial Salutes with flash light
effects, 100 it in length, with volieys
of ground, floral batteries, meeting the
repots high in the Heavens.
40. Goodnight" In large BLOCK
letters of colored fire.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
HYPNOTISM GOOD FOR HUBBY.
One Man, at Least, Who Has No
Objection to Fad That His Wife
Has Taken Up.

"My wife has new fad" announced
the fat man with the red face as he
cheerfully stirred the cooling mixture
before him with long straw. "She
is going in for hypnotism now, and
1t has my sincere and emphatic in
dorsement. She has taken IL lessons
from a noted professor of the art, and
is now full-fledged hynotist-or
thinks she is, which amounts to the
same thing, SO far as she is concerned
was her first subject, and her sue
cess with me not only pleased her
but astonished her as we'll. At first
rebelled at being experimental with,
thinking it all tommyrot; but l am
now prepared to indorse the art to it's
full extent. She got me in a chair
and then, standing in front Of me,
went through a lot of monkey shines
before my face with her hands.
Now she said sternly, you can
not leave your chair
Gust to see what her game was
gave her the CLASSY eye and made no
move. Her eyes cleaned with tri-
umph, and then she said:
Listen to me. You must no longer
drink intoxicating liquor. If you do it
will make you sick, You will find it
is impossible to lift a glass of the vile
stuff to your lips. You cannot even
enter place where it is Sold
Then she brought me out Of the
trance by swapping her fingers and
announced that her experiment was
a complete success.
"Now the dear woman remains at
home serenely confident that am no
longer able to indulge in the flowing
bowl, and my plea of being detained
late at the office goes without ques-
ton. Let's have another"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
JUST A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE
Old Mans Memory-Was Good, But He
Had Mixed Up Certain Facts
of the Story.

The late Sarah Orne Jewett lived
great part of her life in South
Berwick, and the quaint Maine char
acters Of her native town interested
her profoundly.
Miss Jewett. at the Mayhower club
in Boston, once illustrated aptly the
unreliable quality of old peoples
memories.
"A young minister" she said, born
in South Berwick, was called in his
maturity to one of the churches of
the town. Everybody welcomed him.
He had been away nearly 30 years.
And the oldest inhabitants welcome
was the warmest of all.
THE Oldest inhabitant, leaning on
his stick, said in a high, tremulous
voice to the young man:
"'And you're Master Johnny Green
ough! ow time do fly! Why, it seems
only yesterday traipsed in to the
courthouse to see your poor old grand
father hanged
Everybody looked shocked. So
Nore was blot on the Greenough
ianlily scutcheon, Ell? But the young
Ian said calmly:
My good old friend, your memory
is partly right and partly wrong. My
grandfather was murdered, not
hanged. 1t was two brothers of the
name of Alden who paid the penalty
of his murder
Well, that's what said, crowed
the octogenarian. That's Just what
said, amt it?'"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
Travelling Cooking Schools.

Travelling cooking schools have re-
Gently been instituted in Germany for
the benefit of farmers daughters. The
Bavarian Farmers association was
the first to establish these schools and
they chose nuns as teachers. The as
sociation pays the teachers and most
of the other expenses, so that the cost
to the pupils is very small. 1t is said
that these travelling schools have sew
eral other advantages besides their
accessibility. The teachings can be
adapted to local conditions and the
pupils can at once put into practice
what they have learned.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1909-09-16
Electric Shower Mines. 4.

30. Batteries of Electric Shower
Mines, two, diamond dust effects.
33. Exhibit of Six American Beauty
Rockets, displayed by us for the first
time at the Minnesota State Fair,
1907
"a. Flight of Ten 9 Inch Shells,
fired simultaneously, filling a great
space in the Heavens with violets and
laburnum blossoms.
35. Display of Six Mammoth Pris-
matte Tourbillions, forming umbrellas
OF fire. in ascent and descent. A Jap
anese novelty.
36. Devices, "The Merry Widow
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