New-York tribune., 1909-02-21

Il Was Hes seen q picture ~ the potato lug
7,-ofesSor. and Il revealed more whlsker~ than
beauty. So he'd dopcd out Serena from that
But the thing ! most wanted 70 know Wa
what To- expect about tins New Thought SsDcIne
Of hers. Magazine, en-: That sounds as q; II
might be
AND lust here one of Pyramid funeral
faced fish eyed help butts IN with "a card OH
. silver trav. " Lady L SEE YOU. slr say ne.
Lady grunts Pyramid. Haven ,,i,,,. tod
,o., ,lieirl- want to Hold on there Why.
is Serena Ann Shorty. YOU don '2-Ile
waiting while get rId of her, do YOU.
Il can stand Il + She can. SAYS J.
Then bring her II. RpleE. says PYRAMID.
Vow You know the kind we was eNpeetin
Well what drifts IN through the tapestry
farqin' s IS about as much Ike that as . switch
tower IS like the top Of the singer b uil'---
She's q nice faced, full figured well FToI'1T-
toned little lady. weaTln . costume l-i- 60
is best 10 disguise most Of the curves II a
new model outfit. from the cute little tuT toGIe
down 10 the No. j patent feathers: 3ui Il
seems 10 be designed to sult her paTllc -al cast
and not after any pattern plates
And shes "A symphony III different sLl1dea "a
smoke blue got up probably 70 tone III WIN
her gray ewes. Anyway Il all MS IN cen 10
rbe shoe buckles and the tog tinted SIyFeS-
Maybe shed come from l4s'Ao. o9l 7l-' n =
caught onto the new way II parun heT ha.I
low IN front with q big Psyche knot behlhe.
Altogether the combination has US stunned
Pyramid Just sits there and staTeS al heT "l'i'-
out sayin a word -. ,
-br,yyir' them big cool ewes from one T. the
other Of US And say. her voice goes "l'h the the
rest 81 her. Il Is as lpVg and smooth ana soo'iiI
as anything TetTazzn! could send aeTo~S ~ q
lullaby scene. She fin lly turns 10 me and ASKS
! Are YOU Unclc- 7.,-,.-.t.
/ Car ahead ~ saws I. Not that . Shy the
} iob If answered Specifications. but eouIdh
qualify in either age. or weight ,Fqess Icle
| the rartv YOU r.. loolan for. and Jerks nay
| +l,-.-,,f. - Pyramid.
But" s.vs She. actin kind Of puzzled. !
! .-vrerte5 10 find q man Of only mid Oh. /
word that YOU were not well. didn't YOU
Yrs and I WASH Joking either grows
Pyramid III have YOU know, young woman
J that am only four years older than your step
mother even II do look Co.
! oh. ! didn't mean that, says serena
/ breakin' IN. " / presume Il was the way the
/ light fell on YOU at first ! see now And nope
YOU are feeling much better to-day,
! Yorr hoping doesn't make II 50. he snaps
! out I'm feeling mighty bad Just now Tmghty
/ had And # you'll excuse me, II time 1"T me
! - take 7nv medicine. That bottle on the table
! inst behind YOU, # you don mind one Oh
SERENA and ! both starts for it but She
! - Gets there first and the next thing l know
| shes holdir' It up TO the light, reading what II
saws on the outside - n
! Ajax Liver Accelerator ana heallh re
| e+or-r 80 she reads containing blsmuth' anu
r,rin. extract OF senna, morphine. and aTseIlc.
| Whv. Uncle Gordon You were not gong 10
take one Of these. were YOU
Why not says he We taken louI
/ Fott1es IN the last two weeks.
/ You look It. " SAYS she. " But YOU r not
going TO take auv more. are YOU, And say
though she SAID il sort Of jollvIn' and ooaNIn .
tb,r,. was something III the way she shuts her
hand around the bottle and backs toward the
window that makes him suspicious.
"Eh' What's that, SAYS he. Here what
are YOU dong there: 80
Bv this time she's run up the shade and IS
If You please" says she, lookin' over At
me. And before I've stopped to frame up Just
why ! should answer on the Jump, We hited
one sash and swung the other one ont.
I saw. there shouts Pyramid, comm up
N ms chair What in blazes do you think
IL In over Nr Gordon says I. Them
Ajax pills Of yours Just missed FItth-ave.
stage and went under a trlclsload OF iron gir-
What SAYS he. Well Of al the
There there" saws Serena Ann, hoat'n
back 10 him and pattin' HIM on the arm
d" You are not going 10 mss them, you know
and YOU r. gong to be much better presently
can see II ID your eyes now 50 You nave