Arizona republican., 1909-02-08
Picking q Life Partner
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E1 oU might not think so. but it is all v in the shape of your sweethenrt's ~ head. If you would get married it behooves you to get line on his or her head. for one of the wise ones of the earth has come forward and notified the expectant brides and grooms that matr'- monial happiness depends on the szaoe of the head. It has been dope6 c=. after the following fashion.
 The man or woman with a Hong head" is the really goods. They are the matri- moniAl jeweIs-mind, they are the kiod whose heads are long from back to front. The head that is long from top to bot tom will come in for some consideration further on.
 But just fmagine" said one fair miss, suppose George he's ip should come into the parlor some evening after read ing about that dippy head business and ask me to allow him to examine my head. dye think I'd let hlmf No, indeed. He'll find out enough about my head after I'm married to him. so he will"
 tC Thus the Story Runnefh.
 But this is only the opinion of one
 
 time to the general study of, heads, al- though she knows every hair of her own. Let us proceed to examine the learned mans dope.
 Take the long head, examine 1t side wise. What does 1t look like7 Is it elongated from the tip of the ear to the back7 It should be, for our authority says that if Clarence has a head like that he will be a good husband and will never, never stay down town late and will always enjoy his wifey's cooking and will love her and all that. And further yet, be will continue to be a home-lover forever. The noise of the children will be sweet music to his aforementioned ear. And with regard to woman, the professor says, that the long head is the "bome- bind" head for her, too The girl with the long head will be very domestic in town tearooms. No. sir. Baking and the kindred amusements for women in the home will cause her to shed tears of joy.
 But beware of the other kind of long head, says the eminent authority-the head that is peculiarly long from crown to chin is an abomination and a snare. Of course, the owner may be immense ly clever and able to make the pot boil merrily, but money isn't everything. Now, is 1t, Sophie? We'll, if you don't agree with the professor you can go and annex a kalegrnbber. Good advice doesn't do some people much good. The man with the high forehead is sure to be very intellectual. but watch out f0v him, too, because the doctor says be would be more welded to intellectual pursuits than to his wife.
 eA The Forehead.
 Beware-for a six-cyiinder forehead may demand sacrifices on the part of the wife while low forehead makes similar demands and is not worth them, after they have been made. A medium forehead is the safest, Angelina. Should the forehead be high and the head long from back to front the cleverness of the owner might be mitlgated by such a measure of domesticity tk,t everything may be all right.
 A head that Is broad as you look at 1t in front denotes strong will power in the possessor. Two heads like that in one house had better keep as far away from each other as possible-at least so says the professor AIf one gets in the way of the other trouble will follow. head like that will want it's way and if 1t Is allied to a fairly high forehead 1t will find a way to have