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The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
The Richest Man in the World

The richest man i'm the world can
not have has kidneys replaced nor
live without them, so IL IL important
nOt to neglect these organs. II Foo
ley's Kidney Cure rs taken at The
FIRST sign OF danger, the symptoms
will disappear and your health VIII
be restored, as IL strengthens and
builds up these organs as nothing
else Will. Oscar Bowman, Lebanon,
Ky, writes: II have used Foley's
Kidney Cure and take great pleas
ure in stating IL cured me perma-
nently OF kidney disease, which GER
tainly would have cost me my life"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
incorporated, drug department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Ability Appreciated.

Sir Charles Wyndham speaking at
a dinner) told Of young man he once
heard of who was paying attention to
lady to the great disgust Of her
father, who demonstrated very kindly
with him. The father said: "If see
you in this house again 1 shall kick
you out" The young man came back
the very next day. Il told you what
would happen" said the father, and 1t
did happen. The young man did not
appear for about five weeks, and then
one day the father saw him coming
toward the house, and Immediately
went and opened the front door.
Haven't you had enough!" said the
old man. Have you come again to
see my daughter?" "NO, no." replied
the other. Il have come on behalf Of
the president Of our football club"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
CARPET SWEEPER TOO NOISY.
Dealer Left with Memory Of Good
Joke to Compensate Him for
Loss Of Sale.

A hardware dealer in town tells a
story about prim old lady who came
into his store the other day to pur-
chase a carpet sweeper She gazed
here and there about the store as she
entered, and finally going up to the
dealer she looked at him ouizzicaIlv
over her glasses and asked: DO you
keep carpet sweepersY
Eyes, madam" replied the dealer.
and naming the two Kinds which he
had in stock, asked which she de-
sired.
Well" said the lady, you NAV
show me both kinds, II you will"
Just moment, madam, until I get
them from the rear Of the store" And
with that he went to an obscure cor.
ner and took down the carpet-sweepers
from their hooks upon the wall.
1t happened that in front of one OF
the makes which he desired there was
lawn mower so hung that he had to
move 1t. He took it down from the
hook and as he did so It rolled along
the floor with grinding rattle.
Before he had time to turn around
he heard the old lady shout from the
front OF the store: THAT makes more
noise than my old one, and I don't
care to look at it," and SO saying, she
whisked out to the door, leaving the
dealer to wonder whether the Joke was
worth the loss OF the sale.-Portland
Express.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Swept Over Niagara.

This terrible calamity often hap
pens because careless bOatman
ignores the rivers warnings grow
ing ripples and faster current Ma
lures warnings are kind. That dull
pain or ache in the back warns you
the Kidneys neeks attention If YOn
would escape fatal maladies-DrOp-
sy, Diabetes or Brights disease.
Take Electric Bltters at once and
see Backache fly and all your best
feelings return. AFTER long suffer-
ing from weak kidneys aud lame
back, one Sl.00 bottle wholly cured
me" writes j. II. Blankenship, of
Belk, Team.
Only SOC. at all leading druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Wort Of Humorous Mason.

In Hchfieid (Eng) cathedral the CEN
trial pillar Of the chapter-house and the
clustered shafts and vaultins ribs
which spread from 1t are very fnO spe-
cimens Of early English work. One Of
the pillars contains the quaint design
OF cat with a mouse in It's mouth It
iS supposed to have been executed in
a humorous spirit by one OF the ma
sons. who. so far as the stone permit
ted. made It quite realistic.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Following IIIu.trIou. ExampIe.

An art student in Berlin wrote re-
Gently to a brewing concern In Bohe-
mia, Offering to paint for the brew
ers pictures suitable for advertising
purposes-artistic, appropriate, at
tractive and cheap" He goes on to
say: Sir John Millais was not above
taking 10000 marks from a soapma,
ker for one of his paintings. to be
used as an advertisement. Nor did
he hesitate to offer other pictures for
the same purpose at the same price.
Why should not !. who owe my tailor,
and who fear to look my landlady in
the face, not do the same? Stay! I
shall do better. Am willing to take
less than 10000 marks for my best
work"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

All nations are endeavoring to
check the ravages of consumption,
the ''whith plague" that claims so
many victims each year. Foley's
Honey and Tar cures coughs and
colds perfectly and you are in no
danger of constipation. A. A. Her
rem, Finch, Ark, writes: II know
that Foley's Honey and Ta= has
cured constipation in the early sta
ges." Doonot risk your health by
taking some unknown preparation
when Foley's Honey and Tar is safe
and certain in results. Ask for Fol-
ey's Honey aud Tar and insist upon
having 1t.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Conservation.

The resources OF the earth are the
basis of our national wealth. BY means
OF them alone, in material things,
comes leadership among the nations
The conservation movement now fully
under way embraces the forest move
ment as one OF its sources and great
divisions. Thus the cause Of forest
conservation throughout the co=-try
has won powerful ally and a more eff
fective support for the work that lies
Just before us.-Gifford Pinchot in New
England Magazine.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Cured HemOrrhages Of the Lungs.

Several years since my lungs
were so badly affected that L had
many hemOrrhages," writes A. M.
AXE, OF Wood, Ind. II took treat
ment with several physicians with :
out any benefit. / then started to
take FOley's Honey and Tar, aud
my lungs are now as sound as a bull
let. 1 recommend il In advanced
stages of lung trouble" Foley's
Honey and Tar stops the cough and
heals the lungs, and prevents seri-
Gus results from cold. Refuse
substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Passed Examination SUCCESSFULLY.

James Donahue, New Britain,
Conn, writes: II tried several
kidney remedies, and was treated
by our best physicians for diabetes,
but did not improve until / took
Folev's Kidney Remedy. After the
second bottle l showed improve
ment and five bottles cured me COM
dletely. l have since passed rigid
examination for life insurance. :"
Foley's Kidney Remedy cures back
ache and all forms of kidney and
bladder trouble.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Don't Put Off

for tomorrow what you can do to-
day. III you put off buying a bottle
OF Billiards. Snow Liniment, when
that pain comes you won't have
any, buy a bottle today. A positive
cure for Rheumatism, Burns, Cuts,
Sprains, Contracted Muscles, etc.
Il. 3. Graham, Prairie Grove, Ark,
writes: 81 wish TO thank you for the
good results received from Snow
LinIlnent. 1t positively cured me
OF Rheumatism after others had
failed"
Sold by St. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Not One Of His Studies.

MISS Blanks second grade was no.
torious throughout the school for q
lamentable lack. of discipline. It was
In this grade that printed reports were
frst Issued to the children. One day
Tom came home, proudly bearing the
first formal record of his progress in
scholastic lines. His mother, having
been teacher, was pleased to note
that her ohspring's ratings were Of
high order, but his lawyer father,
having scanned the slip infinitely.
said gravely:
Il don't see any record Of deport-
ment here, Thomas"
For a moment Tom looked blank.
revolving the possible Significance Of
the unknown term, then his face
cleared.
"oh," he said. I'VE don't have that
In eur room. "-Delineator
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Indigestion.

With its companions, heartburn,
fiatulence, tOrpidity OF the liver,
constipation, palpItatiOn of the
heart, poor blood headache and
other nervous symptoms, sallOw
skin, foul tongue, offensive breath
and n legion of other ailments, is at
once the most widespread and de-
structive malady among the Ameri-
can people. The Herbine treatment
will cure all these troubles. SOC
bottle.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
why

have a torpid liver when Herbine,
your There is no reason why you
should suffer from Dyspepsia, Con-
stipation, Chiils aud Fever or any
liver complaints, when Herbine will
cure you. +. O. Waite, Westville,
Fla, writes: II was sick for a
month with chills and fever, and
after taking two bottles Of Herbine
am well and healthy"
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Good Judgement

is the essential characteristic OF
men and woman. Invaluable TO
good business men and necessary TO
house wlvss. A woman shows good
judgement when she buys White s
Cream Vermifuge for her baby. The
best worm medicine ever offered TO
pressing their gratitude for the good
health Of their children, which they
owe to the use of Whites Cream
Vermifuge.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
nn Rafnrn Aha Rar.

N. ii. Brown. al attorney, Of Pitts
DR.. Kings New Life Pills for years
and find them such a good family
medicine we wouldn't be without
them" For Chills, Constipation.
Bilionsness or Sick Headache they
work wonders.
25c at all leading druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
The Last straw.

Say paw" queried small Tommy
Toddles, why do they always put in
a scythe when they make a picture Of
Father Timer"
1T Is intended to represent the
shortness Of life, my son." answered
Toddles, Sr. Time cuts people down,
you know"
But. paw" continued Tommy
when Time shall be no mower. hen
drop his scythe, won't her,
Speaking Of time, young man. said
the father, you so Up and tell youF
metAer it's time To put you 70 bed"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Stomach and Liver Trouble Cured.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
stomach and livery trouble as it aids
digestion, and stimulates the liver
and bowels without Irritating these
organs like pills and ordinary ca
thartics. 1t cures indigestion and
sick headache and orOnic constipa-
ton. Orino Laxative Fruit SyrHp
does not nauseate or grippe and is
mild and pleasant to take. Refufe
substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
ReveIatlona nf cnInr

, ColorS tell a tale. Feminine lug.
uDrity shows a painful affection for
musty blacks. for sickly fawns and
greWsome grays. Those of overflow
Ing vitality, on the other hand. love
bright colors-orange, scarlet and
blue. People of amiable, but rather
indefinite character, show a decided
preference for pale shadowy shades
paie-blue. pale-pink. white or cream
Gsntlewoman, London.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

When an African chief OF the NJ
gerian tribes is ready TO begin harvest
ing and requires extra assistance, says
Popular Mechanics, he sets some Of
his tribesmen drumming. They beat a
huge kettledrum made Of skin
stretched on a calabash and a small
side drum. The sound Of the drum
ming carries a great distance, and la
borers come In from all directions.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Mr. F. a. FRITZ Oneonta N y

Mr.. F. g. FRITZ, Oneonta, N. Y,
writes: my little girl was greatly
benefited by taking Foley's OrInO-
Laxative, and think it is the best
remedy for constipation and livery
trouble" Foley's Orino Laxative Is
best for women and children, as it
is mild, pleasant and effective, aud
is a SPLENDID spring medicine. as It
cleanses the system and clears the
complexion.
Sold by St. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Objectionable.

II wouldn' objeck to de man dat
keeps talkin' all de time" said
Uncle Eben, ''if he didn' insis' on
th'owin' in a question every ten min.
utes or SO dat you's got to answer to
show you's keepin' awake. Washing
ton Star.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Not for hana-

Hans came in from his ranch to
buy horse. I've got the very thing
you want said Ike Bergman; ats a
nne road horse, five years old, sound
as a quail. SITS cash down, and be
goes ten miles without stopping"
Hans threw up his hands in protest.
Not for me-" he said-''not for me.
l wouldn't gif you Ave cents for him.
i've eight miles out. und I'd half to
walk back two miles"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Card.

This is to certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your mon
ey If Foleys Honey and Tar fails
to cure your cough, heals the
lungs and prevents serious results
from a cold. Cures Ia grippe cough
and prevents pneumonia and con-
stipation, Contains no opIates.
The genuine is in yellow package.
Refuse substitute.
Sold by St. Bernard drug store :,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
'Pd Rather Die, Doctor,

than to have my feet cut of" said
M. Il. Bingham, of Princeville, ILL.,,
''dut you'll die from gangrene(which
had eaten away eight tOes) If you
don't, said all doctors. Instead he
used Bucklens Arnica Salve till
wholly cured. Its cures OF Eczema,
Fever sores, BOils, Burns aud Piles
astOunds the world.
26c. At all leading druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Fan Easily Handled.

A patent has been granted on a fan.
the propeller-like blades Of which are
driven through gear wheels by a lever
operated by one finger OF the person
holding It. The inventor claims 1t OBJ
Viates the effort needed for using the
ordinary fan.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Pvnmlea Of East Africa.

The thick forest along the banks of
the Semliki, in eastern Africa, is
densely inhabited by pygmies. They
are cannibals. and when pressed for
food exchange their children for those
Of other families. They refuse to eat
members Of their own families.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

In a communication to the Royal So
clety Of Queensland, Douglas Ogilby
records the discovery of enc new sc
nus and seven new species OF fish.
Among these are slender dog shark,
Howe's needle FISH, long-beaked gar
fish. the somber leather jacket and
others.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Wladom.

Wisdom does not show itself 80
much In precept as in life--In a firm.
ness Of mind and mastery OF appetite.
II teaches US to do, as well as to talk;
and to make our actions and words all
of a color-Seneca.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Wastlna Lettern.

We have only a few letters in the
alphabet, yet many persist in wasting
them. Here comes M. Fneuron, Mr..
Lloyd, Mr. Brentt, Mr.. Llewellyn, Mr..
Perscey. Mr.. Wlllcocks, Mr.. Hammers
leight, Mr.. Mavgonnigale, Mr.. Maccrae.
Miss Carrollyne Welles. Miss Nneu-
lands. Georges Kheller, etc.-N. Y.
PpaaR
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Notioe to our Cnstnmers

We are pleased TO announce that
Foley's Honey aud Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affec-
ted by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as IL contains no opiates
or other harmful drugs, aud we rec
ommend IL as safe remedy for
children and adults.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Feroelous.

1t isn't safe to Judge by appearanceG.
The man who acts ferocious abroad
may be as meek as a lamb at home
Chicago Daily News.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Timber Moo wId.Iv so,t,,r,d

While there is an abundance OF sult,
able timber In Brazil. It IS difficult q
End many districts where the trees
suit ble for lumber are close enough
togNher for profitable work. Trans.
portatlon causes md,A difficulty, often
making It impossible to transport logs
to a mill or lumber to a market.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Grass Of Great strenoth.

A steel-like grass which grows on
the volcanic slopes Of oran, Algeria is
80 elastic and strong that II can be
used instead Of springs In the manufac-
ture OF furniture.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Bicycle for the Blind.

An Englishman has invented bicy.
Gle for the blind. In reality It is
multi-cycle, carrying ~ riders, led by
a seeing person, who does the steer.
ing.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

Stop earache in two minuets; toothache or
pain or burn or scalds in FIVE minuets hoarse-
ness one hour; muscleache two hour sore throat
twelve hours-Dr. Thomas Electric OIL mon
arch or pain.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

Feel Langud, weak, run-down' headachsf
stomach "of"7--just plain case Of lazy liver
Burdock Blood Bitters tones liver and stomach
promotes digestion, purlfes the blood.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or burns
without scar. Cures piles, eczema salt rhum.
any itching, Doan's Ointment. Your druggist
sells IL
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
No VIII and No Way.

Folks as have no mind to be o. use
have always the luck to be out o. the
road when there's anything to be
done.-Gsorge Eliot.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
A sign.

When a woman says she has her
suspicious" 1t is a sign that she Is will
ling to share them with other people.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Division Of Labor.

A mans better-half lays down the
rules in the house, but allows her huH
band to lay down the carpets.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
Make the Best of rhInos.

A jolly temper is not the sign OF
an empty head. Become a philosophers
and skip over troubles and never cross
bridges before you reach them.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
L. q N. TIME CARD.

Time Of arrival Of trains passing
through and departure OF trains
originating at darlington.
Effective Sunday, Dec 20, 1908.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

Character Easily DezermIned.
Tell me with whom thou art fond.
and l will tell thee who thou srt.--
Goethe.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

Views Hard to condense.
The man with broad views Of life
cannot condense them into the narrow
confines of the home.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

~ asm anything we
bad dared to anticipate.
Employers and stenoRraphers
alike have welcomed IL as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need of the hour.
The cry is for Speed Speed !!
Speed land the Oliver responds.
The demand for Durability is fill
ed by the sturdy, steel-clad Oliver.
To call for a writing machine
that Will do many things and do each
OF them equally well. the Oliver
answers with It's unexampled versa
tiltty.
Its visible wridng saves the
strain on eye and brain.
Its legIbility lends beauty to IT'S
work. The letters that bear the Oh
liver imprint are the letters that seen
TO speak.
oliver No. fairly bristles with
new and exclusive time-and-saving
features. We have space to mention
only few of the more impOrtat ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
--Balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
Line Ruling Device Is fine for |
calculated work.
Double Release doubles conve-
nience.
Non Vibrating Base insures
stability. Yet with all OF those ad-
ded improvements, we have still |
further simplified the Oliver-by |
susiag brains with metal.
Oliver NO. 8 is a dream come true
the dream OF Thomas Oliver crys-
tallized into this wonderful mech
anism of shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement Of
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for a
Free Demonstration of Olivor No. 8.
Or send for The Oliver Book-yours
for postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The Oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29

Dependent Only on Itself.
True dignity is never gained by
place and never lost when honors are
MISUNDERSTANDING
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1909-04-29
SOUTH BIZ ND
New Oliver No. S
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wOnde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
Its reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded in enthusi-
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-12
Redwood.

Redwood, Nov. II, 1909-The Miss
es Bulgers of Waterloo, were the
guests of Miss Margaret Quinn over
Sunday.
Edwin Donohue returned to Osh-
kosh Monday to resume his duties in
the Normal school of that place.
Paul Bergen was a Milwaukee pas
senger Monday.
M. E. Mcclure transacted business
in Milwaukee Monday.
Mrs. G. A. kiefer and Miss Anna
kieter of WATERFOWL, were guests of
relatives here Monday and Tuesday,
Mr.. Etched and bride of Reese
vile, wer. guests Of Eugene Etched
and family on Wednesday last.
Mrs. K. j. Donohue and daughter
Miss Irene. were Milwaukee passen-
gers Friday.
j. T. Hughes of Reeseviile. was
in the village Wednesday.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-12

Miss Mary Florian Moore is visiting
relatives at Bloomington, I'll.
DR.. and Mrs. Nj. O'Malley were
visitors in Milwaukee Saturday.
| Attorney John G. Conway was a
professional visitor at Jefferson last
week.
Attorney G. R Blumenfeld was a
professional visitor yesterday at JEFF
fersoB.
Mrs. II. F. Bueger uf Arlington
Heights, ILL.,, has been the guest of
Mrs. J. +. Garland during the week.
Alex Uehling has been at Grand
Rapids, Wis.,, during the week, the
guest of his brother o. E. and family.
Jefferson had tag day during the
week and realized over 500 for the
benefit of tine public schools IN that
city.
Mrs. Charles F. Wenck and son
Elmer of Oconomowoc, were guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles j. Wenck
Sunday.
Don't he deceived, you are going
to need a stove this winter. You
can get one at the right price of the
Central Trading Co.
Charles Hilgendorf, ST., former
resident of this city, is very i'll at his
home in Milwaukee and his relatives
are much alarmed about his condition.
Charles HiIgendorf, salesman at the
store of W. +. Brandt & Co.. has re-
covered from an illness ut a few weeks
again much to the pleasure of his
friends.
The electric wires got crossed yes
terdav forenoon which caused the fire
alarm whistle to pc blown. The fire
department did not respond, having
been notified by phone that it was
false alarm.
The county board of supervisors is
still in session at jefferson and will
not complete its work until about
the middle of next week. The men,
bers are studying the tax question
miqh ty hard and looking for places
to economize.
WANTED-Young men to learn
automobile business by mail and pre-
pare for positions as chaffeurs and
repair men. We make you expert in
ten weeks; assist you to secure posi-
ton. Pay big; work pleasant; oe-
mand for men great; reasonable;
write for particulars and sample les
son. Empire Automobile Inst itute,
Rochester, N. Y.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1909-11-12
To Our Subscribers in Arrears

Our single seal subscribers will
find or the wrapper of the paper, the
date from which they are indebted for
the Leader. A large number are in
arrears and we really need the money
with which to paw obligations and
current expenses. There are quite
q number on the rural routes who are
in arrears, and they would make the
publisher happy by dropping into the
office and asking for a receipt for
what is due and year in advance.