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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1909-06-04
Missourians Take Notice.

4 call is hereby made for all
Missourians Of the Valley TO meet
at the |. o. o. F. Hall. June. z. 'oo
at 2 p. m. for the purpose Of set
) ting date for and organizing an
annual reunion. All Missourians
) are proud Of their nativity and we
: expect a good attendance at this
) meeting. you all" Missourians
) come out. BY order Of the CON-
mittee:
; W. R. Hardey
Mary J. Anderson
J. N. Kinney
A. s. johnson
w. J. Brown
3. E Moody
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
FL PASO PREPARING
To ENTERTAIN THE
DRY FARMERS
to Have Dry Fam
ing Day at Event in Pass City
During Coming Autumn

El Paso has undertaken To inter-
est the dry farmers Of the southW. st
i'm Il special dry farming day. to- ns
given prominent place on the program
of the fair which the Pass city proc
posses te hold during the coming an
tumu.
Interest in EARNING without irr.sl-
uon has grown more rapidly during
tho past six months ina New MeNio'
than during amy previous year s.no
the system first came into use. Ma.
of this result is due "a the orran
1'tion of farmers institutes 10y prof.
J -. nnSley of the Ncw Mcxieo A--
ticultural college. The systematic
work being don, under the direction
OF Secretary John y Burns OF the
Iransmis-ouri Dry Farmoug congf
had 2 large Influence and the su,
~ the system iu various sections
New McNieo has contributed lis fuI
share.
Recently g. h. ~Seaeravcs. the imn
ration commissioner ~ the Santa
expressed a desire Ia send
IN 'AAANFtfN Nitiil NtN ANN
NON McNic" 20 the meeting of tH
congress Ht Billings. Mont
The dry farmers have evidenced
lively interest in this exhibit. and Vi
over Tine territory where farming
without irrigation is in progress
."rding Co adxices received by the hH-
reau of Immigration. special ati.n-
ton is being given % the growing obs
crops Tor exhibition purposes.
Tho ls0a is one which viii proc
'aniN mot ho overlooked during th'
oming Nr0 Mexico fair in Albuaurr-
Tributary te Albuquerque are pfo-
"hlv the most successful dry flrH-
districts in the territory. the mesa
'nis "f las Vegas. tho lands along
santa Fo out-off and the Estane'a
aiiny. With the wide extension of
-re'se being put in this season
ieudid showing OF the dry farming
Industry could easily be- made during
fair this IAN.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

Another Operation Avoided.

Another Operation Avoided.
Chicago, III. - want women to
know what that wonderful medicine
lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. has done for me. Two of the
best doctors in Chicago said | would
die II | did not have an operation. and
| never thought Of seeing a well day
again. | had A small tumor and female
troubles 80 that | suffered day and
night. A friend recommended lydia
l.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and 1t made me a well woman."-Mrs
ALVkNA SPERLISe, Ii Langdon ST,
Chicago, Ill.
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs.
has proved tC be the most successful
remedy for curing the worst forms Of
female ills, including displacements,
Inflammation, fibr0id tumors. irrepl.
larlties' periodic pains, backache, bear
lng-down feeling, hatulency, indises-
tlon, and nervous prostration. Itcosts
a triie to try il. and the result
has been worth millions " mauy
suffering women.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
PARKER BOUGHT AND
SOLD HORSES NOT
HIS OWN
Wan Who Swiped Team and
Wagon from Local Livery
man Sold Them TO UnSuS-
pecting Rancher at Springer,

j A. Parker. arrested AT Trinidad
Friday afternoon on a charge OF hay.
""s"" """ '"'
valuable horses from j Z
Ben. owner of a local 1iv-
arv stable was brouaht hack ia tha
ivy ~" '"'' """i ~ '"S' "is"'
~ Deputy Sheriil j II jenkins, ~
Colfax county. New Mexico. Parker
wore 3 nair Of b,.igbt steel han dctrfrs
II,
'"' '"h'" ''"'' a." -
Deputy sheriit DICK Lewis where ne
VIII be held untii given a preliminary
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
insure II ~ occldental Llfe.

A'fRH
q = Champion arrived la-l night
from ltatou.
Colonel Il ~ Tuiteheu arrived last
night from laH Vegas
II - Helm OF Roswell IS here
~ransaetinE business matters
lohn u stevens was q visitor i'm the
eit6 from fos lnnas |ycatcrda3.
~ md Mrs NeWland Jones OF
Roswell wna here yesterday VISITING
frieuds
Herman sehwelzer 81 tho Harvey
system has gone to the Pacific coast
on business.
geutle stylish saddle ponies. good
saddles 81 90 for three hours Cash
only. lttding school $40 " Third 81
lhono IA
lienN Connolly deputy probate
elcrk OF Valencia county. was here
yesterday on d short visit
captain Fred Fornon q the mount
"a police hna gana ID Eastern New
on q business trip
John Maroh 81 santa ~. surveyor
of Now Maxieo. returned
loioo lasi might atlct O short WISH
4err
Mrs NJ II Dyrl aud Mrs. Is. Pat
effau wore hcre from santa re- yes
ert'l guests at tine Alyarado hote1.
iNtf} prlspoh returned YESTERDAY
rom i seNDril weeks soiourn at ia,
Hon springs
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

People past middle lire usually
have come kidney or bladder disorder
thtt ,Hps the vitality, which ia natur-
tlN lower in old age. foley's Kidney
ltrncdN c%ufrects urinary troubles.
stimulates the kidneys. and restores
.tfouHth % Nigor. n cures uric acid
troubles hv strengthening the kidneys
~ they viii strain out The uric acid
settles ln the muscles aud Joints
'auelng rheumatism. j H. O'Riclly
A 60
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
DOCTOR
ADVISED
CuredbyLydiaE .Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

! SUFFERED terr1-
blyfrom female ills.
including intlam-
nation and conges-
ton, for several
years. My doctor
said there was no
for ME but an
| began
taking Lydia y.
~Pinkham's Negeta-
bic Compound, and
! can now say | am
\ well woman"
EMMA DRapEa
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

EVERYONE Is TALKING ABOUT
Our FIAT WORK. IL YOU HAVE
NOT GIVEN rs YOURS. no So
NOW IMPERIAL LAUNDRY. BACH
on pOSIOIIICIC
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
Cents a Month

4 small bottle of SCOTS
Emulsion costing fifty cents will
last a baby i month a few drops
in its bottle each time il is fed.
That's a small outlay for SO large
a return of health and comfort.
Babies that are given
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
6. ~GUSTAFSON
Contractor and Builder
300 West Gold Ave.

If YOU CONTEMPLATE BUILDING
LET ME FIGURE WITH YOU
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

The hhnFe reward Will be psid
fat tfe arrest and conviction Of any
one caught stealing copies Of fhe
MufflHg journal from the door
Wa3H w Subscribers
Journal PUBLISHING co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

SIS 90 ~phonorrnph given away air
ftee MAY p 1902. my The
Futrrrlie Furniture Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

N~iehineton. April 20 Sow Mexico
ana Arizona ran Tuesday ana we'd
nosday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27

We often wonder how anv perSon
can be suaded into taking ans
thing but Foley Honey ard Tar fsr
coughs colds ana lung trouble IA
NOT Dr. fooled into accepting own
MAKE IT ether substitute The gen
uin contains mo hlrmfnf ar--
% q yellow package al. e-ptei-
& CO.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-27
Emulsion

quickly respond To its helpful
action. 1t seems to contain iuSt
the elements of nouushment 4
baby needs most.
Ordinary food frequently lacks
this nouriShnent; Scott
Emulsion always supplies Il.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
A Cutting Retort.

Before dinner, at the house of a rich
banker in Florence. Colonel (afterward
the Earl of Dundas had said some
sharp things about the crudities of
Americans. Notwithstanding this
rudeness it fell to his lot to take Nine.
Bonaparte Betsy Patterson in to ia
BILE. He impertinently asked Nine.
Bonaparte If she had read Basil Halls
book on America, in which he pro-
nounced all Americans vulgarians
Eyes. Colonel Dundas," she an
swered. "but it did not surprise me in
the least. If my compatriots were de-
scended from the Italians or Spanish.
any display of low breeding might as
tonish me; but. being the direct de-
scendants of Englishmen, it is natural
enough that they should be vulga-
rians."
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
outrases Of the reI.phon..


Tnat the telephone has blessed many
man, saved many lives and helped
pne up fortunes is true. but has it not
cursed some women. ruined more lives
ana hastened domestic misfortune?
IL mas Has it not become the favorite
pastlme Of the women with nothing
10 90! 1t has. Does it not accelerate
gossip and aid the fiirt and the way
ward constantly? 1t does. Self in
ouIgent women waste their husbands
money by ordering food over the too
mandy telephone rather than bother TO
ureSs for the street, thereby losing
Doth their wholesome morning exer-
else and their chance thriftily to Sc
cure the best there is for the price at
market or at stores from which the
family larder is supplied. The time
wasted by women in foolish phoning
can never be Offset by time gained by
Iorehanded men in business. for what
Shall it profit a man if he gain the
whole world if his world" is lost
through folly?
Ielephoning, from a habit. finally be-
comes vice and a menace to the cour-
tesies. 1t has destroyed the fine art
of social correspondence. 1t has
crowned Haste with Courtesy's laurel.
-Minna Thomas Antrim in Lippin-
colts.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
CynicismS.

When money talks it is always
sure of an audience.
1t isn't the knocker who gains
admission to our confidence.
Silence isn't always golden.
Some times it is an admission Of
guilt.
Tell a married man he doesn't
look it and he will be terribly
fiattered.
To be considered eccentric, all
a woman has to do is to prefer
comfort to style.
The clinging nature is often
illustrated by the way man
hangs on to his money.
About the easiest thing in the
world for some people to make is
a break.
Even in fishing for husbands
it is generally the big ones that
get away.
The world gets a lot more of
pleasure out Of the calling a bluff
than recognizing the real thing.
Most things are governed by
the law of supply and demand,
but the crop of fools isn't one of
them.
There are men who never bow
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Old Names For Guns.

AS the use Of artillery became more
common and the advantages of port
ability and greater rapidity of fire
were recognized guns. except among
the orientals, became smaller, but Of
better Workmanship and construction.
Inventors began to try their hands at
all sorts of Improvements or attempts
at improvement, and in the course of
a hundred years or so the number of
different pieces of cannon. large and
small, muZZle or breechloading, was
simply legion. There were cannon,
cannon royal and demi-cannon, three or
four classes Of culverinS, bombards,
mortars, perriers. serpentines. car
thouns, curtails. passevolants or zebra
tanas, basilisks, orgues. sakers, min
ions, mojanes, falcons and falconets.
robinets, fowlers, bases, sings, port
pieces, murderers, brakes, aspics. do1-
BILE dogs and lagtors, to say nothing Of
ribadoquins, flying dragons and par
fridge mortars.- Gentleman Maya
zine.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Herald Blasts.

You cannot have the ideal life
apart from living for ideals.
Christ is never lifted above
men by being separated from
them.
1t is a good thing to undo pack
ages of truth before you fling
them at folks.
The church as an end in itself
is death; as a tool, is life and sal
walton.
The man who makes you think
Of heaven will need no ticket at
the gate.
The sickly saints are those who
never work their religion out of
their systems.
The man who is afraid of hurt
ing the devils feelings has some
of the feelings in his heart.
Often that which we regard as
a terminus in life turns out to be
but a station on Gods highway.
There are many hugging the
delusion that a little public chart
ty will cover a lot of private
theft.
1t is always easier to prescribe
purging by fire for others than it
is to endure a little pain wash
ing of ourselves. Rams Horn.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
The Language Of Printers.

Many people are not aware
that printers have a language of
their own, unintelligible to the
animated. The following up-to-
date order from an exchange
gives an idea of the printing Of
flee Lingo: BILLY, put Sir
Charles Upper on the galley
and finish up that murder you
commenced yesterday. Set up
the ruins of Herculaneum and
distribute the smallpox. Lock
up Laurier and slide McCarty in
to the hell box and leave the pi
alone until after dinner. Put
the ladies form to press, and go
the devil and put him to work on
Deacon Fogg's article on "eter-
nal punishment. Now all this
is simple enough when translat-
ed into English and not nearly
so rough as the reader may i'm
agine.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Reflections Of a Bachelor.

Many a man will swear to a
thing that he wouldn't bet on.
When pugilists meet they sell
dom strike each other favorably.
Even the fellow with a pull re-
quires a certain amount of push.
It isn't always failing memory
that causes a woman to make a
fool of a man than to make a
man of a fool.
He who separates a fool from
his money is always looking for
the good things" of life.
Don't be a knocker, but on the
other hand, don't permit your
self to be some other fellows
anvil.
mo, Maude, dear, the come
dian who INDUCES in a horse play
doesn't necessarily play t h e
races"
Wigwag- The trouble wit h
you is you are blind to your own
faults. Guzzler-If that is the
case let's have an eye-opener.
Money talks, quoted the wise
guy. Yes, but if you don't hear
it the first time it seldom repeats
itself, added the simple mug.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Money Comes In Bunches

To A. A. Chisholm, of Treadwell, N.
Y, now. His reason is well worth
reading: ''For a long time l suffered
from Indigestion, torpid liver, constlpa-
ton, nervousness, and general debili-
VT" he writes. 81 couldn't sleep, had
no appetite, nor ambition, grew weak
err every day in spite of all medical
treatment. Then used Electric Bitters.
Twelve bottles restored all my old
time health and vigor. Now l can at
tend to business every day. It's a won
derful medicine. Infallible for Stom-
ach, Liver, Kidneys, Blood and Nerves.
soc at PAUL Drug Co.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Cursory.

Eddie" said the teacher, "can you
give definition of cursory! The word
is generally used in connection with
public speaking. For example. we
often read that somebody made few
cursory remarks Please write a SEN
tence containing the word cursory"
After brief struggle Eddie evolved
this masterpiece:
Yesterday my pa helped my ma to
hang pictures. and when the ladder
fell after pa had climbed to the top
Of it be bumped his head against the
corner of the dining room table and
then made a few cursory remarks
Chicago Record Herald.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
In Merry Mood

IT'S better to be right than left.
Little things tell in life little
brothers, for instance.
The man in the moon is proba-
bly, the only one doesn't believe
he's a man of the world.
Cupid's kiss is first aid to the
injured.
Loves young dream is as old as
the hills.
Golden opportunities do not
travel by time table.
The tramp is an idle worship
er.
Pedigrees seldom improve by
age"
s''0 cans ~ ia0iii' 0''' 0ie
''a1 i',au :" NJ ~ oiio
"aDD - "ii"' way
Wibble Why in making the
~
~ - i'
"oulu SEM you d KISS
w W. niue Lucy 10 her papa
~
WY ooy 'ohnlle has d CHEER
~ ~,
..a, wy,
no+ = o.;,.o@o -
.
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-
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Font Hill.

]. R. Luttrell is taking a trip
to Oklahoma at this writing.
The Teachers Association will
be held at Fairview next Satur-
day. Everybody come and have
a good time.
Marvin Smith is recovering
after being down a week.
There was a party held near
here Saturday night, and the
young folks had a nice time.
The schools which have been
stopped on account of diptheria
have all started up again.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
On Their Minds.

'I've got something on my mind that
I've got to get rid Of" said the author,
bursting in and Selling pad and
pencil.
And when you have got rid of it
and have received a check for it there
is something down in the milliner's
window that want to get on my
mind" said the authors wife. picking
up his hat. coat and umbrella.-Ex-
change.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Desirable.

A lady just arrived from Australia
was recently negotiating with an agent
in London for house in one of the
newer districts of Kensington. She
asked if it was a nice neighborhood.
1T is thoroughly desirable, madam"
replied the house agent 'They are,
without exception. soup and fish fam
lies"
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Kentucky News.

ssSnJ asSUSe
Henry Mock, aged Is years,
is mysteriously missing from his
home a Morganfeld.
DR.. ]. H. Hart, aged sixty-one
years, one of the best known
physicians of Western Kentucky,
died at Murray.
o.. B. Douglas, aged fifty years,
a conductor on the L. & N. rail-
road, died of heart failure while
on the train near Covington.
Judge Watts Parker, the Re-
publican Fusion candidate for
Circuit Judge of Fayett county,
has refused to meet his Demo-
cratic opponent in joint debate.
Gov. Wilson has issued a re-
QUESTION on the Governor of
Indiana for Kelley Athey, of
Franklin county, who is under
indictment on the charge of
malicious cutting.
Summons to answer in the
Federal Court at Covington the
suit filed against the Burley To-
bacco Socity was served on M.
C. Rankin, Commissioner of Ag-
riculture, who is named as one
of the defendants.
w. P. Ranaker, of Berry, who
has been leading the fight againts
the Burley Tobacco Society, has
quit and joined forces with the
Burley organization,
The work of surveying the
route of the Louisville, Cincin-
natl, Lexington and Mayfeld
traction road was begun in Grant
county.
Burley Tobacco Society of
ficials claim IS per cent. of the
crop in Mason county has been
pooled.
The Burley Tobacco Society
has purchased the pool of the
Elizabethtown district Of Har-
din, Meade, Larue and Green
counties, and the Burley pledge
will now be substituted for the
Equity pledge.
j. Webster Victor died at
Cynthiana of typhoid fever. He
was a farmer and prominent Elk.
Edward Holeman, a farmer,
of Logan county, filed a petition
in bankruptcy n the Federal
Court at Greensboro.
A mass meeting was held at
Shepherdsville to protest against
the establishment of the Colored
State Training School in Bullitt
county. Stroong resolutions
were adopted.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06

to the inevitable because they
don't recognize it when they see
it.
Just because fools and children
speak the truth is no reason why
they should monopolize the con-
versation.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
The Amateur Laundress.

IF ] were you" he said as they
started out to dinner. I'D get me an
other washerwoman. That waist of
yours is very badly ironed. What's
the matter?" for suddenly he saw a
tear in the eye of the impecunious girl.
Il ironed it myself" said she.
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
A Modest Request

Husband of Gifted Writer-Is your
novel nearly done?
Gifted Writer-Yes, my dear. but my
hero must die. you know.
"Well. after he's dead. will you sew
this button on for meY-F liegende
Batter
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06

Sunday School Teacher-What do we
learn from the story of the man who
was told to take up his bed and walk?
Small Sammie-We learn that they
had folding beds in ancient times
Chicago News. y
The Adair County news., 1909-10-06
Made Him Sick.

aWhat's the matter? You look aw-
fully white. Seasick?''
Nav. There's girl down below
leading a love letter aloud to another
Plain Dealer.
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1909-07-01
A CHILD'S LAUGHTER.

All the bells of Heaven may ring,
All the birds of Heaven may sing,
All the wells of earth may spring,
All the winds on earth may bring
All sweet sounds together;
Sweeter far than all things heard,
Hand of harper, tone of bird,
Sounds of woods at sundawn
stirred,
yelling waters winsome word,
Wind in warm, wan weather.
One thing yet there is that none
Hearing ere its chime be done,
Knows not we'll the sweetest one
Heard of man beneath the sun,
Hope in Heaven hereafter;
Soft and strong and loud and
light,
Very sound of verv light
Heard from mornings rosiest
height,
When the soul of all delight
Fills child's clear laughter.
Golden bells of welcome rolled
Never before such notes nor told
Hours so blithe in tones so bold
AS the radiant month of gold
Here that rings forth Heaven.
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1909-07-01
can learn a good deal" yet from

can learn a good deal" yet from
Asia.
A boy not five years old, quite,
repeats after me almost every
English word l speak during my
hours and enunciates we'll. A Chi
nese woman unable to keep
nurse for her baby, or two, takes
them to church with her, and if
well able would not trust them
out of her sight for three hours at
a time! The comfortably-off
white woman wonders that her
darling develops brain disease or
hip disease or spinal trouble.
That easy-going mother did not
see the pull, or jerk, or fall her
poor baby won, in her selfish alb
sence.
Moral: Go to church and take
your babies with you-A la Chi
nese.
Anne M. Prescott.
P. S. When my sea-window
was open, the waving cane-tops
with the blue sea beyond, made a
painting in my room far ahead of
a Turner or Bierstadt. Beyond
price. And now, they have cut
the cane with vandal knife, and
almost ruined my canvas. l owe
Multi grudge. Sugar, to my
mind taste, is not an essential.
A. M. P.
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1909-07-01

the sea +! Wait a minute, Echo,
for you smother me with your in
terrogatives. You are young and
impulsive, very. Portuguese, a
few, are there; Chinese, a many
are there. Several English gentle,
men are there; one English lady
and a pretty child-a periwinkle.
There are but three white women
in this part of North Kohala and
two of those are employed as
teachers. We will tell you no,
more at present: you are just
bit too inquisitive. We don't quite
like your kind of seeker-after-
knowledge. We delight in, indi
rectly, REFRESHING the prying, in
trusive busyboly; and you would,
Echo, soon bloom out as full
fledged gossip were it not for Our
judgment, ahem in telling you to
sit down and hold your tongue.
Gossip is nothing so very bad"
1t may be; but, as we told you in
one of Our last papers, often ends
in SANDER at the end of the town:
and that spice has not desirable
flavor if one is unused to it, and
the taste not exactly prepared or
cultivated in that direction. That
is all about it, my dear little Echo.
"Oh-h p
The girl made confession; and
the father told her she must take
a thistle in her hand and scatter
the down over a certain road and
come back to him. She did so,
and he then told her she must re-
trace her steps and gather up all
that down she had sown; and
when she saw the impossibility
that she was told to do, he told
her that neither could she regath-
er nor retrieve, however penitent,
the harm that she had done by
her unruly tongue. with late re-
pentance now they would re-
trieve," says Dryden.
"Behold how great matter a
little fire kindles." London
[1o6o], Boston, Chicago! And
now YOU cannot blame me if I end
by talking School for a few
minutes.
Did you know that the Chinese
are as searching and as thorough
in their cleaning at New Years
as any New England good house,
keeper spring and fall, or as the
Jews at Passover time? Fact.
Did you know that the poorest,
or smallest child never eats so
much as a biscuit at any meal
time without, directly, rinsing his
hands? That the Chinese never
drink "cold slop?" Possibly we