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Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
PULPIT AND PEW
Christ Church.

Christ Church.
 Rev. P. J. Smyth, rector. 10:45 o'clock, Celebration of the Holy Com mnion and sermon, followed by Sunday school; 7 o'clock, evening service and address.
 Pilgrim Church
 Rev. E. c. Gillette, pastor. 10:30 o'clock, morning worship and sermon; Sunday school, immediately following; 6:45 p. m., netting of the Young Peoples Society.
 The delegates appointed for the Con- ference at West Cornwall were Deacon F. L. Beckley and Mrs. M G. Adam. MT. Albert Bray, President of the Winsted. C. E. Union, gave most interesting report of the St. PaWl con- vention at we'll attended meeting of the Young Peoples society Sunday night, Mrs. Ford sang solo. The monthly missionary meeting of the society was postponed until next Sunday.
 The rally of the Sunday school, which was announced for nextSunday has been postponed.
 Methodist Church.
 Rev. Harry Cornford, pastor. Preach ing, at 10:30 o'clock in the morning; Sunday school, at 12, noon; Epworth League meeting from 6:30 to 7:30; followed by evening worship and ser mon. The pastor will preach.
 St. Joseph's Church.
 Sacrifice of the Mass at o'clock Sunday morning, Rev. Father Brennan celebrant.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30

The Emperor of Austria conferred the title of princess on an American woman the other day. After that who cares whether Miss Elkins marries the Duke Knlckerhccker.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
-DIsTRICT oF oANAAN, ss. Prohate

AJ Court September af, 1909. .a
 Estate of Charles H. Fuller late of North Canaan in said District deceased
 The Court of Probate for tho district of Canaan hath limited and allowed six months from date hereof. for the creditors of said Estate to exhibit their claims for settlement Those who neglect to present their accounts, properly attested, within said time, will be debarrcd recovery, All persons indebted to said Estate are re- quested to make immediate payment to
 GEORGE s. FULLER, Administrator, Canaan, Conn.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
nIsTRICT oF OANAAN ss.. Prohnte

lI Court, September :, 1a09.
 Estate of Milton J. Killmer late of North Canaan in said District deceased
 The Court of Probate for the district of Canaan hath limited and allowed six months from date hereof, for the creditors of said Estate to exhibit their claims for settlement. Those who neglect to present. their accounts, properly attested within said time, will he debarrod a recovery. All persons indebted to said Estate are re- questcd to make immediate payment 70
 EDWARD S. ROBERTS, Administrators, East Cannan. Conn.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
SPECIAL NOTICES

Opening of Prof. McDonald's danc- ing school, Town Hall, Friday evening. Oct. I5.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30

A. R. PATTEN, optician, will be at The Garfield hotel October if and 12 Ofloe hours 2tobpm REAL ESTATE-Farms and village property for sale or rent. Farm mortgages negotiated
 J, c. Roraback, Canaan, Conn SHORTHAND-rm prepared to teach class in Graham Standard Photography ut Falls Village this winter, Miles l.. Bloagett.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
MISCELLANEOUS

PRESERVE LABEI.S-For the plain and easy marking of Preserves, Jelhes, Pickles, etc. Tn book form, gummed, printed and perforated % cents per book of 360 labels; by mail. post paid, 50 cents. The Canaan Printing Co, Canaan.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
WANTED

EXPERIENCED Corset operators on Lap seam ing, Telling, Stripping, Scanning, etc. Work all the year at highest wages. Learners taken and paid while learning. Comfortable board ing places near the factory.
 BIRDsEY SoMKRs Co.
 Largest Corset Makers in America, Noble Ave. and Burroughs St Bridgeport, Conn wANTED-Party with portable saw mill, to saw lumber on shares. Address, appointing inter view, tH. L. Philips Falls Village, Conn
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30
CE N IT. w 0 K D ADVE EASEMENTS
 MINIMUM CHARGE, % CENTS
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-House, Barn and two and one-half acres good land on lower road to East Canaan Apply to John Bianchi, clerk with Bullock X Felten, Canaan. FOR SALE CHEAP-Palr brown mares eight a wears 9id, good "1rKeTs single & 9s ,,d double Falls Village, Conn. E.... .... FOR SALE-My house and lot on Barlow Street
 Patrick Commons, Canaan. OLD NEwsPAPERs-we have them in pack ages of fifty for 10 cents and twenty-five for five cents. The Canaan Printing Co. Canaan. FOR sALE-A heavy Mllburn Wagon heavy team harness handmade by Peck x Lines, light double harness nearly new, pair of bob sleds new, nice road wagon almost new lash nets; chalns, shoNels, croMbarss heavy wool blankets, etc. George Brignef, Falls Village.
  FERRETS-Bred from best hunting stock Prices reasonable. Dick Wilson, Lakeyile, ct FARM-40 acres good c room house, ] barn, s miles rom Canaan no repairs needed US bargain and for S050. part cash.
 D. E. Cornell Co.,, Canaan, Conn. FARSi-S5O acres, good house, 2 story, 10 rooms barns, will keep 30 head stock, will cut 1900 cords wood. 300,000 pine. Price S2.gO0
 D. B. Cornell Co, Canaan, Conn. CARPENTERS PENCILs-we hAve just re- , csived the most complete assortment ever shown in Canaan. All kinds at cents each.
 The Canaan Printing Co FOR sALE-one surrey made by New Haven Blackboard Co. In good condition. A bargain.
 c. w. Hanna East Canaan
 TO LET ROOMS TO RENT, second and third floor of Garfield Building. Apply to Room on the premises.
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30

FOR SALE-HOuse, Barn and two and on e-half acres good land on lower road to East Canaan. Apply to John Bianehi, clerk with Bullock X Felteu. Canaan,
Connecticut western news., 1909-09-30

FOR SALE CHEAP-palr brown mares eight years old. good workers single or double. Weight twenty-five hundred. John Wilkinson, Falls Village, Conn. E.... ...
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
By the Greatest
American HumOriSts
THE PERFECT
BREW
BY BID. MOTT !
BY BID. MOTT

"Ah. exclaimed the head brewer in
his laboratory, holding the foaming
glass up to the light, and gazing fondly
at It's amber transparency. Here is
as fine a glass of beer as you will
find in all this town! To look at 1t
you would never suspect that 1t would
not be quite so good as 1t is II 1t were
not for the tausenguldenkraut and the
Observation-Disclosures that lend their
invaluable aid in its composition.
would your"
The lay faster of the beer admitted
that he never would.
And tasting of It," continued the
brewery expert, after a sip at his
glass, few men, | think, would miss
the starkezucker, the weidenschalen,
or the hazelnuszplan, II | had forgot
ten to put them in"
He slipped again critically, and said:
But | haven't forgotten 1t! They are
all there. safe enough! Do you detect
the moussirpulver, the karaghenmoos,
the laugensalz. and the kartoffel-
zucker?"
The layman sampled a half glass
or so of the beer and was obliged to
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
BARADA.

Chas. Ludwig was in Shubert Sat
urday.
William Huffman marketed hogs
in Shubert Tuesday.
George Sailors and wife visited at
Chester Stump's Saturday.
Mrs. Otis Spickler was the guest
of Miss Lettie Langdon Saturday.
e. E. Bolejack spent Monday even
ing with John Ahern lear Shubert.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. S. Spickler were
shopping in Falls City Saturday.
Mrs. Laura Mitchell spent Monday
with her daughter, Mrs. Jacob Peters.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gushard spent Sun
day with Levi Frederick and family
in Falls City.
Herman Kelly, who has been at
tending a motoring school at Omaha,
returned home Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. E.A. Butler of Brown
vile, Mo-, are visiting relatives in
this vicinity this week.
w. G.. Kuker purchased a new
automobile from Morehead & Son
the latter part. of last week.
Rev. E. Martin of Peru, Neb., spent
a few days with his nephews, G. II.
and j. A. Martin of this place.
Mrs. Philip Markt and son, Maurice
of Oregon, Mo-, is visiting her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. H. Martin.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
RULO.

Pauline Liberty is on the sick list.
win Wetzel is quite sick this
week.
Ed. Davis was a st. Joe visitor one
day last week.
Mrs. p. Frederick was a Falls City
visitor Thursday.
Leonard Butrick visited relatives at
Preston last week.
Mrs. j. j. Tackett was a Falls City
Green Goolsby of Missouri was a
Rulo visitor Tuesday.
Will Smith of Shickley spent Sun
day with Rulo friends.
Harry Simon was a Falls City Wis
itor one day last week.
Sam Goolsby of Missouri was a
Rulo visitor this week.
visitor one day last week.
Ed Mccall of Kansas was a Rulo
visitor one day last week.
Miss Leslie Inks was a Falls City
visitor Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. James Ford is visiting her
parents at Troy this week.
Chas. Cessna of White Cloud, Kas.,
was a Rulo visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. Frank Brown was a Falls City
visitor one day last week.
N. B. Hinton helped clean the B.
& M. water tanks here this week.
VIM. Graves repaired the brick
platform at the depot last week.
Charles Arnold and wife were over
from Kansas one day last week.
Bryan Harrison left for Ellis, Kas.,
to work at brick laying this summer.
Mrs. Bessie Brinegar and two chill
dren are camping at the chautauqua.
Ira Philips of Wymore was a bus
mess visitor in this city last week.
Joe Buterick of Fortescue came
Sunday for a visit with his mother.
Charles Vastine of st. Joe spent
last week with his mother in this
city.
Jim Stewart of Highland was Wis
iting Rulo friends the first of the
week.
Bessie Miller went to Preston Mon
day to visit her sister, Mrs. Lewis
Smell.
Miss Olney Graham is spending
the week at the ch%autauqua, at Falls
City.
Mrs. Will True was a business WIS.,
itor to Falls City the last of the
week.
Clyde Hart and Ed McVey worked
for Charles Maze on the farm last
week.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
The County in General
The .'Doings'' of Our Country Friends
and Neighbours.

Grandma Wells returned last week
from a three weeks visit with Mis-
souri, friends.
Ira Boyd of Kansas City came up
Monday to visit a few days with
Rulo friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Reuben Foutz of st.
Joe visited with relatives in this vi
entity last week.
Robert Dunn of Missouri is work
ing on riprap, north of the Mis-
souri, river bridge.
Mrs. Charlie Tangney of Sheridan,
Wyoming, was called home by the
death of her brother.
Will Craig and little daughter Wis
tied with relatives in this city the
latter part of the week.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

Singular" said the adept one.
None of 'em is missing. But you get
the flavor of the kokelskorner, the ig
natiusbohne, the medallsalze, the lax
ritxensaft. the pikrinsauer, the aies
wurz. the tischlerlein, and the fucker
coulter? You must have drunk beer
enough to be familiar with those por.
tions of the brew"
The lay beer.sipper said that he
might have drunk beer enough, buS II
he had ever noticed any of those
fiavors he had forgotten 1t; and a
fresh and ample quaff of beer, taken
with the sole purpose of getting one
OF them, failing to give him even a
suspicion of one, he told the head
brewer sc.
What" cried the brewer. Don't
they touch your palate, either? Why,
you don't seem to know what a good
glass of beer Isl"
The brewer seemed disguised. He
pondered a while over his glass, and
then said:
Now, suppose there wasn't any
ko%loquinten, or starkmahl, or wach-
holder, or bitterklee, or ic~htennadein,
or gogel, or hausenblase, or suzien, or
salicylsauear, or althopfenoel, or
waldmeister, in this glass of beer?
Do you think you would like it? Not
a bit of IT. You would throw it away
and call it Stops, That's what you
would do! When we make beer now
adays we've got to be mighty careful
and not leave anything out, and here
you don't know they are all In 1t. after
all! Even such little things as ingwer,
natron, wermuth, %koriander, mohn.
kamomille and brechnuoz have to be
put carefully in or we'll hear from
It,"
The expert manipulation of the brew
cry watts paused a while, and then,
apparently as a forlorn hope, went for
the layman again.
We'll" said he, you recognize the
hopfeubittersauer, the belladonna, the
u vomica, the tannin, the %biercoleur,
the ~malz-extract, the pepper, the pot
ash, the gelatine, the quassia, the gly-
cerine the soda and the aloes OF
c%ourse?'
The layman was almost sure that
from the taste OF the peel some OF
those ingredients had fallen into it
somehow but he wasn't sure enough
about 1t to say SO. and he denied to
the brewery adept that he could
prove their presence by him.
You don't mean it," exclaimed the
brewer. Not one of emf"
Not even one of EN-
"A heap of satisfaction it is to brew
a frst-class, up-to-date glass of beer,
! must say!" cried the expert, mad
all the way through. you don't even
recognize the s%trychnine, the tannin,
the aloes, or the belladonna! Pah!"
Alphabetically and meekly the lay.
man said:
II thought it was the-the hops"
"Hops?" exclaimed the brewers
beer %concoctor, staring at the layman.
Hops? Hops? What's hops?"
Copyright, 1909. by w. @. Chapman.)
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The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

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The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

If people with symptoms of kid
ney and bladder trouble could realize
their danger they would without loss
of time commence taking Foley's REM
edy. This great remedy stops the
pain and Irregularities, strengthens
and builds up these organs and there
is no danger of Bright's disease or
other serious disorder. Do not dis
regard the early symptoms. kerr's
Pharmacy.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
P1ayurounds.

It's a good scheme to 8 the school
yards as public Fairgrounds. They
are convenient for all sections. and
the plan will be Endorsed by the PEG
pie. A few portable swings, an avn
Ing with a few benches and a sand
pile or two will AL the requirements.
Harrisburg Telegraph.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

The automobile Is useful in more
ways than one. II furnishes a splen-
did topic for conversation and argu-
ment. Uncle PeWee Nobs says they
cost entirely too much and that the
rubber tires could be dispensed with;
and he has a plan or an Idea he is
working upon to reduce the weight
of them more than one-half. Uncle
Pewee, having an intense hatred for
the Standard Oil Co, contemplates the
use of a liquid other than gasoline,
which he says is superior and is
odorless and non-explosiye. The acme
of perfection, In automobile building
has not been attained yet, it seems.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

The fact that Mary Baker Eddy. the
founder and leader of the Christian
Science church has passed her sSth
milestone In the journey of life.
seems to call forth considerable com
ment. Why? Is it such a rare sight
to see a woman live to the ripe old
age of So? If one but looks about
him he will find that the case of
Mother Eddy has nothing of the
miraculous about it whatever. In
Southeast Nebraska, without the aid
of Peruna or Duffy's Pure Malt Whis-
ky, it is Il common thing TO see
women live beyond the age of SO by
many years.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

confess that neither Of those simples
stuck to his palate 30 he couldn't no
tice It.
Nor asid the head brewer, seem,
ingly surprised. why, that's oddl
Let me see."
He slipped at his glass.
"Ah!" he exclaimed, looking pleased.
They're all In. And how about the
he~rbstzeitlose, and the bilsenkraut
and the sc~hafgarbe, and the buchen-
spanne? Recognize those, don't you? .
The layman tried to but couldn't.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
just a BEGINNER.

R~obbie-"Your Uncle George seems
awful young to be a DOCTOR" Elsie
Yes, but he amt a real growed-up
doctor yet. / guess he's only tendin'
to children first, SOS to get some
practice. philadelphia Press.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30
The Point i'm Question
n KINDLY CRITIC

year 1909 held out to them in Falls
City, when the Missouri Pacific built
the ~eighteen-stall round house.
The Falls City tribune., 1909-07-30

And now they are talking about
paving Stone street." snorted Uncle
Pewee Nobs. Already eat up by
taxes and they want us to shoulder
more" Old acquaintance of Uncle
Pewee say that he has been ''agin"
high taxes ever since he crossed the
Missouri and squatted here. He's a
regular watchdog of the treasury"
is Uncle Pewee, and he takes a most
decided stand upon all questions af-
fecting the town, state or universe
when ii pertains TO finance. Uncle
Pewee came TO us empty-handed.
and today he possesses one COW, one
'hoss' and a ~dog-breed unknown
upon which he pays taxes.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-01-14
Queen and Her Lover.

Essex street, London, derives its
name from the ill-fated earl of Es-
sex, the favorite of Queen Elizabeth
The earl's town house stood in Essex
street and the queen often visited him
there. The story goes that 1t was
in the garden of Essex house that
the queen gave her favorite a box on
his ear, saying: go and be hanged!"
and the hot-tempered young man
swore that he would not have brooked
such an insult from her father. A
curious discovery relating to Essex
and Queen Elizabeth was made by
Lord Cholmondely in ITO at house
in Essex street which overlooked the
earl's gardens. Scratched on a pane
of glass ir top window were the let
ters II. G. U. S. X. and E. r." which
has been interpreted as Il see you
Essex and Elizabeth regina" and was
probably the recorded jest of an in
Quisitive onlooker, who witnessed the
meetings Of the queen and her
fayorlte.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-01-14
WHY WELLS WAS WRATHY.
All Things Considered, He Had Sons
Excuse for Anger.

Charles e. Wells, who has been
called the grounding senator Of West
Virginia, because he once introduced
q bill advocating the changing of
grounding day from February to
July 4, was staying over night at the
Grand hotel of budding West Vir-
ginia village not long ago.
He was awakened in the morning by
heavy pounding on his door, and the
voice of the old man night clerk say
Ing Five o'clock! Better get up or
you'll miss your train"
Mr.. Wells didn't intend to catch q
morning train and hadn't given any
instructions that he should be called
at the unearthly hour of five o'clock,
so he paid no attention to the old
mans early morning greeting and was
asleep again almost Immediately.
In about Is minutes he was again
awakened by the pounding on his door
and heard the voice of the old man
saying apologetically: Don't get up
I raped on the wrong door."-Llppin.
colts.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-01-14
SYNOPSIS.
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
RAY WALTERS
(Copyrlght. 1908, by W. o. chapm.n.)

The Escapade opens. not in the ro-
nance preceding the marriage of Ellen
Slocum, a Puritan miss, and Lord Car
riagton OF England brt @ IN their Il, lfe ,add areer
just following the revolution, in Caring
ton castle in England The Carringtons.
after M house eJ party IN
of Lord Darlington to Lady Cecily and
Lord Strathgate to Lady Darlington com,
PEELED the latter to vow. that she would
Darlington and her chum Deborah, an
American girl met Lord Strathgate at
two a. m., he agreeing to see them safely
away. He attempted to take her to his
castle. but she left him stunned in the
road when the carriage met with an ac-
cident. She and Debbie then. STRUCK, out
for Portsmouth. where she intended to
sail for America. Hearing news of
Elen's flight, Lords Darlington and Seton
vessel and started in pursuit. Strathgate,
bleeding from fall. dashed on to Ports
mouth. for which Darlington. Ellen and
Seton were also headed by different
routes. Strathgate arrived in Portsmouth
in advance of the others. finding that
Ellen's ship had sailed before. her.
Strathgate and Darlington each hired a
small yacht to pursue the wrong vessel,
upon which each supposed Ellen had
sailed Seton overlook the fugitives near
Portsmouth, but his craft ran aground,
just as capture was imminent. Ellen won
the chase by boarding American vessel
and foiling her pursuers. Darlington and
wrecking of latter's vessel engaged in an
impromptu duel. neither being hurt. a
friend of Seton, then started out in pur-
suit of the women fugitives, Seton con-
Tossing love for Debbe. Flagship Britain
mia overlook the fugitives during the
night The two women escaped by again
taking to the sea in a small boat. Lord
Darlington is ordered to sea with his ship
but refuses to go until after. meeting
Strathgate in a duel. They fight in the
grounds of Lord Blythedale's castle.
Encounter is watched by Ellen and Deb
bic. who have reached land and are in
hiding. Darlington won a bloody con-
test at swords from strathgate, Deb1ie
and Ellen looking on and praying for the
latter's husband. Darlington, immedi-
ately following the duel, was placed un
der arrest for refusing to obey his sd-
miral's orders and Ellen. who had
swooned during the duel, awoke to find
him gone. Sir Charles Seton found the
fugitives, proposed to Debbie and was
accepted Debbie. Ellen and Sir Charles
made a plea to the king to spare Car
riugton. The king decides to grant par
don after promising Lady Carrington
that he would frighten the lord. King
George, with Admiral Kephard, arrange
a surprise for Darlington.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1909-01-14
FROM THE
HOUSFkEEPFR'S
NOTEBOOK
COOKING Without Fire-How
to Make Norwegian
Cooker.
Copyright. by Joseph B. Bowies.)

Fireless cooking is the latest, and
"Fireless Cooked Sunday Dinners" ap-
pears on some menu cards. Some OF
our Norwegian friends are smiling at
this and saying they have used these
cooking boxes in the old country for
about 200 years, and that our govern
ment has adopted them at their ad-
vice, but this Is only added proof OF
the efficiency of the method, and like
most old-new things the fireless cook
er Is decided success In this country.
This fireless cooker has three receD-
tacles, the box is packed with ashes
tos paper and the pad resting by its
side Is stuffed with the same. This
pad Is placed over the kettles before
the lid of the box is closed.
Many of our stores carry these fire.
less cooking boxes, which come in
various sizes. The one in the Illus
tration is home made, has granite ket-
ties and is about Is inches square for
each kettle, or As to so inches long.
The box rests on the floor, and when
closed Is ornamental. So great is the
rage for these cookers that in apart
ments or restricted quarters 1t Is dan
gerous to sit on a couch for fear cook
ing is going on inside. These Norwe-
gian cooking boxes are simply plan
to save fuel 1t Is a scientific fact
that it is impossible to raise the tenn
perature of boiling food above 212 de-
grees Fahrenheit, except in her
metically sealed vessels. The firelesS
cooker retains this heat, which the
food has attained before being re-
moved from the fire.
In other words, kettle of food is
raised to the boiling point, and then
packed in a box filled with non-con-
Quoting material. The result is a fire.
less stove, which will save rs per cent.