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Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-04-10
IN MEMoRiAM.

In loving remembrance of our be-
loved husband and father. Irving VII.
liams. who departed this life one year
ago. April IL. 1905:
The crown OF life he weareth.
He bears the shining palm.
The Holy. holy" shareth,
And joins the angels psalm.
But We. poor pilgrims. wander
Still through this land OF woe.
Till We shall meet him yonder.
And all his Joy shall know"
MRS. IRVING WILLIAMS AND FAM.
lily.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-04-10
Denver Locals
W. A. oATEWooD-REAL ESTATE.
LOANS, INVESTMENTS, IN.
6URANcE.

Room 81 Good Blk. Phone Main $685..
One sIxroom brick house, mooern
except furnace, in good repair; &375
cash, balance terms.
Two lots on Washington, near Five
Points, t2,1oo; Va cash, terms.
100 acres dry farming land, SIS per
acre, 2Ts miles town.
$40 aerss dry farming land, $40 per
acre, 5 miles town.
100000 shares Freeman Mining 1
Milling stock. 10 cents share.
100000 shares Congo Mining,
Building 4 7. Co.. cent share.
Pueblo propsrty|Five-room house,
modern except furnace; $500 cash or
1890, "a cash, balance terms.
Mrs. Lille Lewis left the city Tues.
day for a three weeks trip to Mis-
souri,. where she will erect a monu-
ment over the grave OF her husband.
The Swastika Whist club met Tues
day with Mrs. w. J. Moore OF Wash.
H"6eou bIcct IL meets next week
with Mrs. Orman.
Rev. Holmes. the conference evan.
selist Of the Methodist Episcopal con-
nection. Is now comfortably at home
on the North Side at 1909 West Thir-
ty-hfth avenue. His work covers the
states Of Colorado. Nebraska, Kansas
and Oklahoma.
Mr.. James Davenport. brother Of
Mrs. H. Troutman. died Thursday
morning at his home. 1928 fremont
Place. after only two days illness Of
pneumonia The funeral will be held
Sunday afternoon st . O'Clock from
Shortsr's a, n e church. q. J. Gil.
more u us -oGlciating undertaken
FOR oALE-H HIeh-srads second.
hand clothing. 8. A. eondurant, fo77.
fo7s 0rosd~ay.
horE-hsrris orchestra will play
At East Turner hall Easter Monday
night. Whyi He 10 with the fun.
makers.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-04-10
Amusement Co. The music will be
worth your while. Harris orchestra.
ALAMosA NEWS.

Miss Martha Greeter of Santa Fe is
with US again.
Alamosa Is assuming a spring as
pect.
Mack Wright is preparing to put in
his crops.
John Hayes is having a little vaca-
tion on account Of having pierced
his hssd with nail
Mrs. Mack Wright and Mrs. Strib-
bling spent Saturday visiting and
shopping.
Miss o. Riley is busy with her
sweet pea garden.
Six Of our men are now employed
at the d. & R. G. shops.
Mr.. Ed. Hayden. the popular par
lor car porter. has been resting in
Alamosa for a few days.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-04-10
NoricE-A WONDER.

Prof. VIII Taylor, corns. bunions
and ingrowins nails specialist. Guar
anteed cure. Painless. no cutting.
Phons Main 1858. VII Eighteenth
street. Clip this advertisement. ~ Il
may not appear again.
WN0N YOU 90 TO lgAOvIllg
Tea saa gse ArSt-class rosos WITH
Ms. 8. J. Motley at 3o6 West Sixth.
arese NfstslAss tAl,s beasl "a
Gay, w believe In fun. Come and
W Will show you how 70 have Il.
Dent worry a W keeping opsn un-
I'll J q. N. We Will have taxicabe
a.plsnty. The celersd American
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-04-10

Miss Martha Greeter of Santa Fe is
with US again.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-04-10

Alamosa is assuming a spring as
pect.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
SIGNALS OF DISTRESS
Snow Hill People Should Know How Il
Read and Heed Them.

oUOW GOPtG Su0oho ENhs0W tAOW ~
Read and Heed Them.
Sick kidneys give many signals Of
distress.
The secretions are dark. contain a
sediment.
Passages are frequent, scanty. pain
full.
Backache is constant day and night.
Headaches and dizzy spells are fire.
quent.
The weakened kidneys need quick
help.
Don't delay! Use special kidney
remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid
neys, backache and urinary disorders.
Snow Hill evidence proves this state
ment.
Mrs. Z. Duer, of Snow Hill, Nd. says
"For several years | suffered from at
tacks of backache and at times was un-
able to stoop or lift. | had dragging
down ache across my loins that almost
drove me frantic. The kidney secre-
tions were very irregular in passage
and caused me much annoyance. A few
months ago | learned of Doan's Kidney
Pills and Immediately procured box at
P.D. Cottingham & Co. IS drug store.
obtained great relief from short use
of this remedy. Doan's Kidneys Pills
have been a great help to me and l
cheerfully recommend them."
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for United States.
Remember the name-Doan' and
take no other.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
Pet Animal cemetery.

Paris has pet animal cemetery
where thousands OF dogs, cats. parrots
and other animals are buried. Many of
the Inscriptions on the monuments are
affecting in the extreme. 20 Sappho"
Is recorded above the grave of a toy
terrier. III my soul cannot join yours,
dear and noble friend. do hot wish
for salvation withou, thee! shall
wish. like thee. TO slumbcr forever In
the sleep that knows no awaking."
over the resting place of King
Charles spaniel one reads: Il shall re.
gret thee eternally. dear little one.
How empty hcnceforth shall my life
he without thee. dear little bowwow.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
The Abbot Of FOOLS.

The abbot Of fools. who was also
known In different parts as the arch
bishop or bishop Of fools. the abbot OF
misrule. the lord of misrule. the mas
ter of unreason and liable de Liesse.
was the person who used to superin-
tend the saturnalia which were com.
mon IN different parts Of Europe from
the fifth to the sixteenth century The
feast of fools was an imitation OF the
heather saturnalia and. like this. was
celebrated In December: hence the con.
fusion OF ideas which has arisen In
mixing this feast with the ordinary
Christmas revels. The chief celebra-
ton Of the feast of fools fell upon In
nocents' day. but the whole revels last.
ed from Christmas to the last day OF
Epiphany. The young people generally
elected leader. who went by one Of
the names quoted. and he was conse
Grated with many grotesque and ride
ulous ceremonies.
England, Scotland. France and Ger
many all practiced these wild saturna-
lia. and II was with great difficulty
that they were finally abolished. The
abbot was not responsible for any trick
or practical joke played ON the rest OF
the community by his orders. and the
victims had simply to grin and bear
It." In the temple Qaw headquarters.
I.ondon) tn" Office OF the lord Of mis-
rule seems TO have been coveted one.
for we read that It was only given to
young men Of good family.-London
Standard.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
An Expert.

She--lIow can you be so sure that
you are In love with me and with no
one else? Even ! wonder at times
whether there is a possibility Of abso.
lutte certainty In such matters. He
You lack experience and the conf.
dence It begets. I've been In love forty
times and know every symptom.-De.
troit Free Press.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20

Bates-That nephew Of yours called
me blackguard. Yates-Just like Ben;
no tact about the boy. I've always told
him that the truth was not to be spo
ken on all OCCASIONS Boston Tran
script.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
Pension For, General Lees Widow.

On motion of Senator Daniel. of vir.
ginia. the omnibus pension bill passed
by the senate was amended to provide
a pension Of $50 month to Ellen B.
Lee. widow of the late Brigadier Gen.
eral Fitzhugh Lee. United States army.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
Their Midnight
Meeting.
BY GEORGE HAMPTON.

Copyrighted. 1893, by Associated
Literary Press.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
s1oa. 600 Fine Stands.

The verdict of the United States
circuit court for the southern dis.
trict OF the state OF New York. I'm.
posing fine OF $1Os.OOO upon the New
York Central Railroad company on
the charge Of granting rebates to the
American Sugar company. was affirm.
ed by the supreme court OF the United
States.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
Politeness.

"Politeness costs nothing" said the
proverblalist.
(Which may explain" answered Miss
Cayenne. why some people Of osten-
tatious wealth have so little use for
Washington Star.
Democratic messenger., 1909-03-20
HERE IS RELIEF FOR WOMEN.

II you have pains In the back, Urinary. Bladder
or Kidney trouble and want certain, pleasant
herb relief from womcn's Ills, try Mother Gray's
"AUSTRALIAN-LEAF. II is o safe, reliable
Including Inflammation and uicerations Mother
Grny's Australian Leaf 10 sodby Druggsts or
sent BY mall for so cts. Sample sent FREE.
Address, The Mother Gray Co., Le Roy, N.Y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
His Biundsr.

Have YOU ever stopped to
think"- he began and then hest
tated.
well" she urged, "go on. What
we're you going to sayy"
IL beg your pardon" he replied.
Il was about to ask you whether
YOU had ever stopped to think about
something, but might have known
that Won never did"
"And YOU mean to insinuate that
| never think 2" she demanded.
"Oh, no, no, not at ALL" he made
haste to assure her. Il only mean
that women don't have to stop talk
ing to think, for we all know that
they do think sometimes"
And yet he wonders why she
hates him.-Cleveland Leader.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
BIG DUBOIS co. FAIR, Sept. 6 to IL
HUNTINGBURG, INDIANA


The Fine Arts building is again
going 10 overflow with displays OF
needlework. handmade lace. embroi-
deries. photography. arts and crafts.
oil paintings and water colors. hand
painted china and ceramics. Some of
the exhibitors who have carried of
ribbons year after year need TO look
10 their laurels at the coming fair.
for there Will be some fresh competi-
ton from new sources. Among the
new exhibitors will be the art stu
dents Of the John Heron Art Insti-
tute at Indianapolis. IL ribbons In
the art department are more difficult
10 win al the next fair. II will make
these trophies all the more worth
having and the displays OF higher
quality.
The fair in September will offer a
feast OF concert band music which
will be pleasing both to town and
country women. as well as all other
Nstiellos band OF nfty men
will play ia the coliseum afternoon
and evening. The indianapolis Mill
tary band will give morning concerts
In the coliseum and at the races In the
afternoon. The Indianapolis NewsboyT
band viii play during the day near
the Administration building. Natelie's
band Is concert organization OF high
merit and will present many musical
features during its Pair sngagement
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
THE OBJECTION TO JOHN.
" Was Easily Removed When the SIT.
uation Was Explained.

The Gaylords and Nelson's hav.
always been neighbors and intimat,
friends. So when John Gaylord a
twenty-four, as fine a fellow as evel
was, began to see what an altogeth
er charming girl Molly Nelson wa.
there was naturally no opposition
Indeed, as the affair" became Sc.
rious il was evident to all, includ.
ing John and Molly themselves
that the parents concerned were de-
lighted. As vet there was no form
al announcement, but every one
knew Nat II was understood" and
evening after evening John talked
to Molly on the front porch, often
lingering after the other Nelson's
had retired.
The surprise Of the two was con-
sequently great when one evening a
shutting step was heard in the hall.
and presently Mr.. Nelson sppeGred
in slippers and dressing gown, can
die in hand. Quite evidently he
had gone I. bed and then got up
for some purpose.
why, father, what is the mat
ter?"
Molly's cheeks were burning, IS
her father stood there hesitating
and eying John closely. John. lean
ing against the doorpost, where he
had stood for the last fifteen min
utes saying good night TO Molly,
felt decidedly uncomfortable under
Mr.. Nelson's gaze.
In fact, 1t was embarrassing all
around. But John is a young man
who goes straight to the point.
as anything wrong, Mr. Mel
son z" he began. "Am 20 infer
that you object to my being here ?"
well, no, not exactly, John"
Mr. Nelson coughed slightly, hest
tsting. Its only that mother and
| would like to get little sleep"
rather, cried Molly, quite in
5ignant, eve couldn't have been dis
surbing any one! John has been
t:lking very low
II don't doubt that, my dear"
Mr.. Nelson was beginning to enjoy I
he situation ITS not that, nor I
lsve any objection to Johns talk =,
ng TO you. In fact, / haven't an II
objection in the world TO John nor!
o his conduct, except
Mr.. Nelson is open 10 suspicion Of !
Iaving prolonged the matter unnec- a
ssarily at this point '
Except in one thing. Mrs. Mel !
on and do object seriously, my
ear John, to the habit you seem to
ave formed this evening Of leaning
gainst the bell push. Our bed 4
oom is next to the kitchen, and
ms continuous bell ringing is not
onducive 10 repose."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03

You may disfgure barns and
fences and rocks and roads.
waste your money on so called
business charts, and all that sort
of thing. and vainly imagine you
are advertising. But you are not
The newspaper that every week
visits hundreds of homes and is
looked upon by its readers as a
reliable friend and advertiser is
the medium through which the
wide awake busiress man will
speak to the people. Quack ad-
vertising the kind you bite on
when stranger comes around
with a great scheme" like quack
medicine-th the lie S you take it the
better. The man who appreciates
The value of newspaper advertis-
ng, and has business instinct
enough TO know that all other
Methods are spurious. is the man
Who meets with success. Char
BON TO- Record.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
DON'T MISS THIS ONE


No two people walk exactly
alike. There is as much dissimi-
larity. TO student of character.
between the different styles of
walking as in any other personal
feature of popularity. Quick
steps are indicative of energy or
agitation; slow steps, whether
long or short. are suggestive of a
gentle or reflective turn Of mind.
Sly. crafty people walk with a
nolseless, even tread resembling
tho patter of a cat; while a proud
person Invariably takes measured
steps, throwing The head and
shoulders well back, straighten-
ing the legs, and turning the toes
we'll oat. Turned-in toes gener-
ally belong to absent-minded
people, and stoop suggests a
person who is studlously inclined
and generally full Of deep thought
apart from himself Obstinate
people rest the feet flat on the
ground. and walk heavily and
slowly; while the miser's tread is
distinguished by short, nervous,
anxious steps. A hpht-healted
volatile person trips lightly and
easily in sympathy with his or
her nature. For elegance and
grace, no civilians walk can be
compared with that of a man
who has received military train
NO.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
A SQUARE DEAL.
All Advertisers Are Treated
Alike,

The COURIER has but one rate
to all advertisers and treats all
advertisers in the same manner
and squarely. 1t frequently
comes to US that we lose business
because the other papers make
concessions with respect TO their
rates. We urge you not to be
misled by newspapers which are
granting you concession. In
that kind of a newspaper YOU
never know when you have
reached the bottom. You may
think you are favored, but your
neighbor is probably nearer the
bottom than you are.
The advertising department of
any newspaper is only conducted
rightly when the rate is the
same to everybody under the
same conditions. When a news
paper offers you a cheap rate,
you can easily bank on it that il
is a cheap newspaper and is con-
scious of its own weakness and
probably has a smaller circula-
ton than it is generally credited
with.
The CoURIR wants all the ad-
that its circulation de-
serves and expects to charge a
fair price for .he same. At
present the COURIER knows that
t has much the largest circula-
ion in Dubois County and knows
that commensurate with that
circulation its rate is the lowest.
II you want the most for ysur
money, .advertissin the COURIER.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03

At an unusually large dinner par
~, where the guest of honor was ar
English bishop, the butler, sn elder.
ly man, was obliged to bring il
from a friends house an inerpe-
rienced lad to help him in the din
ing room. The awkward helper an
noyed the butler beyond endurancs
with questions as to his duties.
He continued interminably until
the butler, worn out and nervous,
said ironically:
"All you will need to do is to
stand behind the bishops chair, and
whenever his lordship puts down
his glass you must reach over and
wipe his mouth with a napkin"
That silenced his assistant. But
the young man actually took the or
der seriously. and as soon as dinner
began he stationed himself behind
the bishop, waited till his lordship
had drunk and put down his glass,
and then, as deliberately as his
nervousness would permit, he open
ed out large napkin and wiped the
dignified old gcntleman's mouth
From, Hand to Mouth.
The Coquette-Really, Mr.. Bagg.
| was so dreadfully bor,d that u
simply had to vswn: but. Of course
| hid nv mouth with my hand.
Mr.. Bagg-No; YOU don't near
to say that such a dear. sweet. tin,
little hand eould hide such a-er-l
such a grcat--that j., Of course
lovely weather, isn't iti-Londonl
Sketch
Graham crispL
Mix two cups OF graham -four
nth one teaspoonful OF salt and |
me cup Of water. Roll out rather
hin. Cut into rounds. Put layer |
N a creased pan. brush them viii
Melted butter and put on another
aver, pinch edges together, brush
gain with butter, prick clear
through both layers in several
laces and bake twenty minutes in
Aa4 evsn-Good Hous4sA@==s
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
The ua~ittina Jestsr.

Here are some gem answers "a
questions put in a recent history
examination at a large private
school:
"Simon de Montfort formed what
was known as the mad parliament.
1t was something the same as il is
at the present day"
Cromwell raised a famous body
Of soldiers known to history as the
Ironclads.'"
"Mortmain tried to stop dead
men from leaving their land to
churches. London Tatler.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03

- The people who fear that
Socialism will destroy religion
are like the people who fear it
will destroy the home They
haven't anything to lose.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-01-19
ASKS US TO PRINT
Simple Recipe for Home
Made Rheumatism and
Kidney Cure.

TO relieve the worst forms OF
rheumatism, take a teaspoonful Of
the following mixture after each
meal and at bedtime:
r iaSxtract Dandelion, one-half
ounce: compound Kargon. one
ounce;Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla,
three ounces.
These harmless ingredients can be
obtained from our home druggists,
and are easily mixed by shaking
them we'll in a bottle. Relief is gen.
orally felt from the first few doses.
This prescription forces the clog
ged-up, inactive kidneys to filter and
strain from the blood the poisonous
waste matter and uric acid, which
causMk Rheumatism.
AS Rheumatism is not only the
most painful and tortuous disease,
but dangerous to life, this simple
recipe will no doubt be greatly valu-
ed by many sufferers here at home,
who should at once prepare the mix
ture to get this relief.
It is said that a person who would
take this prescription regularly, a
dose or two daily, or even a few
times a week, would never have Sc
rious Kidney or Urinary disorders
or Rheumatism.
Cut this out and preserve it. Good
Rheumatism prescriptions which
really relieve are scarce, indeed, and
when you need it, you want it badly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-01-19
The ThriCe-a- Week World
The Greatest Newspaper Of
It's Type.
1t Always Tells the News as
it is, Promptly and Fully.
Read in All English Speak
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1t has invariable been the great
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of the New York World to publish
the news impartially in order that it
may be an accurate reporter of what
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irrespective Of party, and for the
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If you want the news as it really
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edition of the New York World,
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ly daily at the price Of a weekly.
The Thrice-a-Week Worlds regu-
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per year, and this pays for 156 pa
pers. We offer this unequaled news
paper and the Hopkinsville Ken
tuckian together for one year for
$2.65. The regular subscription
price of the two papers is $500.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-01-19
THE FIRST LETTER
A Woman Writes.

THE FIRST LITTER that sick woman
should write or have some one write for
her is to Dr. Pierce, OF Buffalo. n Y.
asking him II vFAvORITE PRESCRIPTION
Is suitable for her case, and he will
frankly tell her 50 II he thinks it is. lie
may have TO ask some questions before
he can be sure just what the trouble is.
If you are suffering from uterine dis
ease the symptoms OF which are head
ache, backache, sideache, pain in yari =
Gus parts of the body, especially in the
pelvic region, bearing-down, indamma-
zion, liberation, then DIR. Pierce will
advise you to use his ~FAvoRTE PRE-
BCRIPTION" for he has had a wonderful
experience In the use OF this remedy II
is NOT A PATENT MEDICINE but it is a
vERITABLB PRESCRIPTION that became
his "favOrite" when he was engaged in
private practice forty years ago and
found that it cured more than ninety
eight out of every hundred of all such
eases that came under his care.
The doctor found scores and hundreds
OF women who were being improperly
treated because their troubles were not
understood, and he determined TO place
this remedy that he had used so success
fully within reach Of the multltudes who
were In such sore need of 1t.
he made It efficient, agreeable to taste.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-01-19
TO PASS COUNTY UNIT
Auditor James Favors Calling
of Special Session.

Frankfort, KY, Jan. l4.-In an
interview here Auditor Frank P.
James declared that he believes Gov.
Wilson should call the Legislature
into special session to pass an extern
sion If the county unit bill. He says
that e Republican platform pledg-
es Enactment Of the measure and
the platform promises should be car
ried out if possible.