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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-24
MAKAI NO BIG
LEAGUE BALL

The league teams got together yes
terday at noon in Frank Thompson S
office and made noise like live ones.
They are going to play ball and they
are also going to hand out a good
line of ball.
They have arranged a schedule Of
games starting on August z at the
league grounds. Here is the schedule:
Aug. Diamond Head VS.. Punahou.
Aug. 14-Punahou vs. st. Louis.
Aug. 21-Kamehameha vs. St. Louis.
Aug. 2s-Punahou VS.. Kamehameha
Aug. 29-St. Louis VS.. Diamond
Head.
Sept. 4-Kamehameha VS.. Diamond
Head
Sept. 6-Punahou VS.. st. Louis.
Sept. 11-Kamehameha VS.. Punahou.
Sept. 12-St. Louis VS.. Diamond
Head
Sept 1s-St. Louis VS.. Kamehameha.
Sept. 25-Punahou VS.. Diamond
Head
Oct. 2-Kamehameha VS.. Diamond
Head.
This decision of the teams was hailed
with huge delight by all the fans who
heard about it yesterday afternoon.
They have a short and snappy series
arranged and the baseball bugs can
crawl over the league grounds as much
as they want without having to take
dope to keep them awake. Big League
Redivius. Good.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-24
LEILEHUA POLO
AGAIN TODAY

There viii be big doings at Leilehua
this afternoon. The Oahu and Fifth
Cavalry teams viii meet for the sec
ond time on the polo field and the good
White Knights. with keen determine
tion 10 hit that little white ball and
get it between the goal posts, will
make it very much harder for the cit.
bunch than they did last time.
The game will start at 2 O'Clock and
there win be the usual exodus of autos
from Honolulu. Last time they played
the field was lined with machines and
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-24

the crowd of society folk that rode out
to watch made Blingum and Hurting
ham combined look like rainy day
at Stoke on Trent.
Denison viii be unable to play for
the local team today so the lineup win
be DIR. Baldwin, number one; Major
Potter, number two; Walter Dillingham;,
number three, and John Fleming, mum
Der four.
The Fifth Cavalry team viii probably
be Barnard, number one; Quekemeyer,
number two; Sheridan, number three,
and Hanson, number four Lieutenants
all.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-24

The contract has been awarded for
the construction of the new Hall of
Justice in San Francisco.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Feeding Farm Hands.

Every farmers wife knows what ire
mendous appetites farm hands ~ y
have; but while they eat =. they
work well, too.
Here's a good suggestion about feed
ing farm hands. Give them plenty
of Quaker Oats. A big dish of
Quaker Oats porridge with sugar and
cream or milk is the greatest break
fast in the world for man who needs
vigor and strength for a long days
work The man that eats Quaker Oats
plentifully and often is the man who
does good work without excessive IA
tigue. There is a sustaining quality
in Quaker Oats not found in other
foods, and for economy it is at the
head of the list. To meet all needs,
Quaker Oats is packed in regular size
packages, large size family packages
and Theoretically sealed tins (for hot
climate). b
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Sheer white goods, in fact, any fin,

Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much Of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory if proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
WHERE THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Matron Knew What She Was About
When She Went to Engage
Maid.

The manager of the employment
agency was used to hearing women in
search of maids ask applicants all
sorts of queer questions, says the New
York Tribune, but this matron made
him mildly curious. OF IA girls in
turn she had inquired: Have you
worked in a minister's family?" None
of them had. TOO bad" said the ma
iron to the manager. None of these
girls will do"
May l ask" said the manager,
why you are anxious to know If
these girls have worked in ministers
families?'
why, the fact is, we're very hard
up just now" said the matron, candid
ly; Il want girl who knows how to
economize, and those who have worked
in clergymen's families, I've discov-
cred, have learned that lesson"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
On a Time Limitation.

In spite Of the reputation for latitu-
dinarianism he gained from his early
trial for heresy, the late Prof. Jowett
of Oxford was intolerant of prefer
tiousness and shallow -conceit. One
self-satisfied undergraduate met the
master one day. Master" he said, IL
have searched everywhere in all phil
osophies, ancient and modern, and no
where do l find the evidence of a
God" "Mr. -" replied the master,
after shorter pause than usual, IF
you don't find God by five o'clock
this afternoon you must leave this
college,"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
The Nav of II.

But l don't love YOU" objected the
young woman.
Then why" howled the indignant
youth. referring hastily to divers mem
oranda in his pocket diary, "did you
eat up total of 65 boxes of chocolates
bought you during the past year If
you didn't love me?"
Because" she said, with rapt ex-
preston on her lovely features, Il do
love chocolate"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
And He Suffered.

Little Willie, suffering from an at
tack of toothache, had paid his first
visit to the dentist, accompanied by
his mother. Father, on his return
from the Office that evening, was nat
urally much interested.
Didn't it hurt?" asked father.
"Sure, it hurt" replied Willie.
weren't you scared when the dent
list put you in that big chair and
started all those zizz-zizz-zizz things"'
"OhI not so much"
"That was brave boy. But, surely,
you suffered"
"Of course / suffered. But | just
kept repeating over and over the
golden text we had in Sunday school
last Sunday"
1.-The golden text? What was it?"
"Why, Suffer little children to come
unto me-" replied Willie, glibly. Il
kept saying that over and over to my
self, and the first thing knew it didn't
hurt any more"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

to find quick relief. Mrs. Turner used
Doan's Kidney Pills for a rundown con-
dition, backache, pains in the sides and
kidneys, bloated limbs, etc. "The way
they have built me up is simply mar
Velous," says Mrs. Turner, who Is a
nurse. my health improved rapidly.
Five boxes did so much for me / am
telling everybody about it."
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. SO cents box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

my friends what it has done for mt"
Mrs. E. HANSON, 304 East Long st.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteville, VT. -"I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege--
table Compound restored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
of gold to me. For the sake Of other
suffering women / am willing you
should publish my letter" Mrs.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RED, Granite
vile, VT.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any Of those distressing ills Pc
c1liar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
Which is made from roots and herbs,
ha been the standard remedy for
fem. ILLS. In almost every cOmmu-
nifty ~ will find women who have
been res fed to health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
CHILD ATE CUTICURA
OINTMENT.
Spread Whole Box Of II on Crackers
Mot the Least Injury Resulted.
cutioura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.

A New York friend of Cuticura
writes:
my three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, investigated the state
room and located box OF graham
crackers and box of Cuticura Oint-
ment. When a search was made for
the box, it was found empty and the
kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on
the crackers. It cured him of bad
cold and I don't know what else"
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every ingredient of Gu
ticura Ointment is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. II 1t may be
safely eaten by &. young child, none but
the most beneficial results can be ex-
pected to attend its application to even
the tenderest skin or youngest infant.
Potter Drug Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Poker Finance,

Nose Coonley Ia winner)-Guess I'll
cash in, boys.
Abe Mokeby (also to the good) -
Guess I'll do de same.
Jefferson Yallerby-Me too!
Bill Bingy (the banker, big loser)
Well, l guess yo' each done got an
uddeh guess a-comin', gentlemen!
Ownin' to dis heah attempted an I'M
called-fo' run on de bank, de instertoo-
ton am now suspended an won't re-
sumo operations till de panicky feel
in hab fully subsidized an de foolish
depositahs continues dom business as
fohmahly. And it's youah deal, Nose
Coonley!"-Illustrated Sunday Maya
zine
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

The fetwa of the sheik-ul-islam,
which decreed the bouncing" of Sui
tan Abdul Hamid. seems to be about
as effective as formerly was the ukase
Of a Russian car. But there is a diff
ference. The fetwa is issued in the
interest OF liberalism and against
autocracy and despotic power. And
the ukase is not what it used to be
The world is outgrowing One-man
rule.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough on Bedbugs, Powder or Liq'd, Csc.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 24c.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, 15c., Liq'd, 25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, Csc.
Rough on Shelters, agreeable to use, Csc.
e. S. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City, N. j..
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Reasons Enough.

Father-You seem to look at things
In a very different light since your
marriage.
Mrs Newly-Married Daughter-Well,
. ought to after receiving IA lamps
and nine candelabra for wedding pres
ents.-Tit-Bits.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Beware of Ointments for Catarrfl
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering IL through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never be used except on prescrp-
tions from reputable physicians as the damage they
will do is ten fold TO the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by F. J. Cheney Co.. Toledo o.. contains no mer-
curry. and Is taken Internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system IN
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. II is taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio. by =. J. Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Halls Family pills for consultation
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Overcoming Tuberculosis.

Statistics published by the Imperial
Gazette show that in recent years
there has been a steady decrease in
the number of deaths in Germany from
tuberculosis, and especially from tu-
berculosis of the lungs. In urban CEN
tiers the death rate per 100000 fell
from 1855 in 1903 to 1915 in 1908.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
The Thirst for Gore.

Unsophisticated Onlooker-I think
this is first rate place. See what a
fine view we have of this car coming.
Seasoned Spectator-Fine view fid-
llesticks! Nothing ever happens on
these straight stretches-not even a
broken leg. Come on down to the
turn and wait for the fun.-Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

en- who suffer back
ache. constant Ian
guor, and other COM
mon symptoms Of
k ! d n ely complaint,
should be grateful to
Mrs. Minnie Turner,
of e. B. st., Ana
darko, Okla, for
pointing out the way
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
The Minority Position.

saw Peleg down to the public IL
brary yistiddy. He wuz reading all
the old newspapers he could find"
Yves: he can't remember for sure
whether the Panama canal Is to be
sea level or lock, and whichever it is
he's agin it,"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

With smooth Iron and De lance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as we'll at home as the
steam laundry can; 1t will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and 1t will be a positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
krOv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Exercise Recommended.

Weary Walker-What! Don't look
like a sailor? Why, I've been follow
Ing the sea for 30 years.
Farmer Haycrop-Well, you keep
following it for 80 years more and per-
haps you'll catch up with it.-Life.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Summer Conquests.

Are these all photographs of fell
lows you have been engaged to-"
mo. They're the fellows who didn't
propose"
What in the world do you want of
them?"
why; I am saving them to make
a rogues gallery"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Repartee in the Bright Family.

1.-THE newspapers are making a
great stir about mems Discrimination
to marry" remarked Mrs. Bright.
"The Bible says there are no mar
riages in heaven" commented. Mr.. B.
"And what has that to do with us?"
Bright laughed
perhaps they are figuring on hav-
ing a little heaven on earth"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
a Distinction.

Tommy-What is the difference be-
tween vision and sight?
Tommy's Pop-Well, my son, you
can fiatter a girl by calling her a
vision, but don't call her a sight.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Though we should examine the
whole world we shall not find one
man so happy as to have nothing ieft
to wish for.-Oliver Goldsmith.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
Ever Notjce2

why are the children OF the rich
so often intractable?"
Where you see home without
woodshed, there you are apt to hHe
a spoiled kid"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
BEGINNING Hostilities.

Mr.. Perkly-Oh, II you could only
learn to cook as my first wife did!
Mrs. Perkly-If you were as SNARE
as my dear first husband was yon'a
be rich enough to hire the best cook
In the land.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
The Grouchv Man,

She-There's Mrs. Toozle. She seems
quite reconciled to the death of her
FIRST husband.
He-Yes; but I'm afraid that her
second never will be" ILLUSTRATED
Bits.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
OF Some Renefit.

Barber-Did the bottle of hair re-
storer | sold you do any good?
Customer-Yes, indeed; it kept me
from wasting my money on any more.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

You can't tell by the size of the
gravestone how big the man was who
les in the grave.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

When a woman has occasion to loaf.
she calls it either shopping, visiting GF
entertaining.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

No matter how long your neck may be
or how sore your throat, Hamlins Wizard
Dill will cure it surely and quickly. 1t
drives out all soreness and inflammation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

pound q u + ! II s
change Of life. My
doctor told me 1t
was good, and since
taking it 1 feel so
much better that /
can do all my work
again. I tn in k
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound a fine remedy
for all woman's
troubles, and /
nouar ForOot IN toll
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

The man who is not trying to make
the world better is casting his vote to
make it worse.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Many a true word has been spoken
regardless OF grammar.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Gossip has a thousand tongues-aua
they all work overtime.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers, &c a package.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
HER
PHYSICIAN
ADVISED
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Columbus, Ohio. -"I have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Constipation causes and seriously aggravates
many diseases. II Is thoroughly cured by Dr.
Pieree,s Pelleis. Tlny sugar-coatcd granules.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Many mans honesty has saved
him from becoming politician.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Some men never do anything on
time except quit work.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
A NURSES EXPERIENCE.
Rackache, Pains in the Kidneys, Bloat-
ing, ETC., Overcome.

A nurse is expected to know what
to do for common ailments, and wom-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Strange how a girls ideal can de-
Velop into merely her husband.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

No umpires reported killed thus far
in the baseball season, but let us not
he given to vain Boosting.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER

has been used in many families for generation
II is relied upon for colds, neuralgia, sciatics
strains, burns, or bruises. 25c, 35c, Soc bottle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
GOOD HOUsEKEEPEns.

Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers cents
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08
THE DIAGNOSIS

Anything really serious with my
eye, Doc?"
mo, no-simply pig-sty."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

The dog in the manger is the one
that does the most growing.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

DON'T NEGLECT THAT COUGHi
II certainly racks your system and may run Into
something serious. Aliens Lung Balsam viii check
Il quickly and permanently. For sale at all druggists
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

It's almost as difficult for you to get
a man to take your advice as 1t is for
you to take his.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1909-10-08

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces IN
nammatOn aays pain, cures wind coliC. 25c bottle.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-02-11
Ladies Belts Cost

Ladies hemstitched h~andkerchiefs
price sc, water price &c
Ladies hemstitched handkerchiefs
price 10c, water price &c
Ladies hemstitched handkerchiefs
price 15c, water price &c
Ladies hemstitched handkerchiefs
price 25c, water price 12c
100 Thompson's glove fitting corsets.
water price 79C
so Thompson c~orsets, water pr. 100
&.W. Corset waists regular price
LOO, water price CSC
Ladies vests, worth 10c water pr. &c
Ladies vests, worth 15c, water pr. SC
Ladies Jersey ribbed vests, 25c, 19c
Ladies Soc underwear, water pr. 38c
Ladies silk and wool underwear, reg
-ular 1.50, water price ITO
Children's sanitary underwear, regu-
lar price 4Oc, water price 27c
35c Fascinators, water price 19c
75c Fascinators, water price 39c
Csc Baby sacques, water price 19c
SOC Baby sacques, water price 39c
Childrens hose, 10c, water price &c
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-02-11

- Ladies Combric Skirts, Lawn FIonce with nine hemsdtch tucks.
twelve inch Em NIB Edge, Lawn dust ruffle, regular price $2:25 water
price $1:59. Nice white skirts, regular price $50, LIS, 100, 7c.
water price CSC, 89c, CSC 49c. Shoes, Shirts, Dry Goods, and Cloth
ing. Below you will see other prices that are below Manufact. cost.
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-02-11

On last Monday night the water pipes in Blue Ridge Inn bursted and tn,
water came down on a lot Of our goods, some arr only slightly damaged
but we ar going to put them all in during this sale.
We are making thu goods so that the price will ell them Never in the history of HendsoyUe b
such bargains beno heed to Hep people N
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-02-11
Cloaks, Skirts

OAO0hO1 OnANO
4.5O cloak, water price 2.9S
IL. 90 raincoats, water price 7.98
1.25 skirts, water price 79c
LIS skirts, water price Ito
$50 skirts, water price 1893
4.50 skirts, water price Z.49l
500 skirts, water price 1863
6. so skirts. water price 4.69
1000 Ladies fine suits, wa. pr. 13.48
100 Ladies fine suits, wa. pr. 1O.48
Misses and ,EhiIdrens Cloaks at your
own prioeD
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-02-11
Mems Clothing

A Inc suit OF cIOJneS, all 10 maCcn,
sold regular for 400. 40
Water price l40
A fine suit of clothes, all to match,
sold regular for 700, . 90
water price 7 OoOO
A fine suit of clothes, all to match,
sold regular for TO- 90, no
water price foOO
Fine dress suits that sold for IL. 90 to
Is. co., water price
6.9S and 7.48
Fine dress suits, Kirschbaum make,
worth 18. 90, water price
9.4S and 9.9S
Stein-Bloch suits, worth 40
1000, water price lilo
The French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1896-1912, 1909-02-11

hose, price 1Oc, water price &c
hose, price 15c, water price Sc
hose, price 25c, water price17c