Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-09-10

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got into society.
Mr. Smith-Yes, it's pretty hat
Mrs. Smith bought it on your &C
count. Mr. Smith-Yes; you generally
SO.
Sunday School Superintendent
Now. children, want you all to sing
heartily. DO not let me hear a silent
voice!
an should get q mans wages Married
MAXWELL. Judging from my own ex-
perience, she does.
The Maior-I saved that rose you
gave me last week, Miss Antique, for
though it is withered 1t still reminds
me of you! Miss Antique-siri
Uncle Joe-Yes, Teddy, 1t Is quite
possible that there are people in the
moon. Little Teddy-Well, what be-
| comes of them when there Isn't any
moon7
Said Shs--Did you leave your heart
behind you st the seRshore last sum
mer2 Said He-No. The only thing
I left behind was my trunk.--Chicago
Daily News.
First Kid-De umpire In de big
baseball games gifts big money fer UNI
pirin' games, Second Kid-Yes. but
den IL all goes fer life insurance
New York Telegraph.
That girls graduation essay shows
remarkable maturity of thought"
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne, she
looks like sweet 16, but she writes like
80. Washington Star.
What was saying when | lodged
| hat automobile?" You were saying
that life is not worth living. But II
you think SO why did you dodge
louisville Courier-Journal
"Learnin' by experience Is conyino.
In" says Uncle Eben But as IS
So case wifi toadstools an mushrooms.
is mostly de wises' plan to be salts
led VIII hearsay evidence"
Hostess It's beginning to rain.
You'll get wet, l think you'd better
stay to dinner Departing Guest-oh
dear. not It's not raining so badly as
all that-sydney Bulletin.
Does your wife cry when she gets
lngry?" Yes answered Mr.. Meek
ton. 1T isn't the heat OF her temper
that distresses me so much as the hu-
mildly. - Washington Star.
IF you'd assume a more genial man
ner. you'd get along better In bust
ness. Rot tried It once, and ey-
srybody | met wanted to borrow
money Cleveland Leader.
He says he's your friend for life.
Says you loaned MIN $50" $50 did.
But he's not my friend fer life. pro
pose to ask him for 1t next payday"
Louisville CourierJournal.
Father tin q lectaring mood You
never heard OF a man getting into
trouble by following good example.
Son Gneorrigible) Yes. sir; | have
the counterfejter Boston Transcript
We'll, my girlish days are over, /
am now an old maid" rs there d.
viding liner There is An ugly
Igirl invited me 10 visit her at the sea
shore this summer" - Milwaukee Jour
nal,
Mrs Hutton"-We are organizing o
piano club. Mr.. Flatleigh. VIII you
Join usY Flatleigh--With pleasure.
Mrs. Hutton. What pianist do ycr
propose to club first?-Chicago Daily
News
"Wot's yourn?" asked the walter OF
quick lunch patron. "Doughnuts and
black coffee" was the reply. And the
walter sent in the order to the cook
by wireless: One In the dark an two
rubber tires"
1T is the duty OF every man and
woman TO be married at the age of g."
said the lecturer. We'll" said the girl
OF 80. with some asperity. you needn't
tell me that Talk to the an,"--Phil-
RdelphiA Ledger.
Judge Do you mean to tell me that
you stood by. and let your mother-in-
law be beaten TO death by the pris-
oDer without doing anything? Wit
ness Well. | didn't think be needed
lany help. The Bohemian.
Indignant Old Lady--You wicked.
v licked boy, Aren't you ashamed of
yourself Strengthening those innocent
birds? Boy amt slaughterin' EN-.
lady! I'm out gettin' specimens for de
Smithsonian lnstitoot.-Puck.
This popular fiction is all rot. In
real life the girls father seldom OBJ
jects TO the man OF her choice"
You're wrong there. He often objects,
! but hes usually too wise to say any
thing '-- Kansas City Journal
He-~It was frightful moment
when I received your letter telling me
OF the insuperable obstacle to our mar
riage would have shot myself, but
/ had no money 20 buy q revolver.
She Dearest. II only you had let me
know
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