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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1909-10-15
COUNTY DIRECTORY.

Judge Of Circuit Colrt-Hon. George J. HIND
ley.
Clerk Of County and Circuit Courts-Hor-
ace Adams.
Deputy Clerk Of County and Circuit Courts
II. T. Warmer
Treasures. W. Watkins.
Commissioner Of Revenue-E. L. Dupuy.
Sheriff. II. Dickinson.
Commonwealth Attorney-A. d. Watkins.
Coroner DR.. j. r. Spencer.
Board Of SUPERVISOR Farmvilie District J. L.
Hart Chairman. Buffalo District. r. ". Fuoua.
Hampden District Dr. ". NJ Holiday. Lockott
District. r. Walton. Leigh District. A. A.
Has<ins.
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY
IN e9tct Nay 50th, I90g.

IN e9ect Nay 30th, I90g.
n. B.-Folowing schedule figures are published
only as Information and are not guaranteed.
SOUTHBOUND-Leave Burkeville
l:37 A. NJ No. H. With pullman. Forall poin' g
south.
eO7 A. NJ. No. Z For Danville. Greensboro.
Charlotte and intermediate stations.
connecting al Danville with main line
trains for Lynchburg and Washing
ton. and at Greensboro with trains
for east and west thereof.
l2:3l T. NJ. No 10. For all points south ang
southwest. Through pullman 20 At
lania and Birmingham. Through
coach 10 Chase City. Durham and
Raleigh via keysville. Va.
Ell +. NJ. Nol7 Daily except Sunday. Loca
10 keysville.
NORTHBOUND-Leave Burkeville.
No y. $50 A. NJ daily No. IS. 6.27 A. NJ. ex.
cept sunday. No s. 2:l7. 7. NJ daily. No. Il
l:35 =. NJ. daily. All for Richmond.
Nos. II. IL. Is and IA carry pullmans and
coaches. NOs. Z. S. II and is, day coaches
POPULAR YORK RIVER LINE
Leave Richmond 4:3O p NJ Mondays. Wednes-
lays and Fridays for Baltimore. Philadelphia
New York and points North and East.
s. +. BURGESS. ID. =. a.
go Z. Main ST.. Richmond. Va
.. II. Ackert H. F. Cary. S. II. Hardwick
V. p, Gen Mgr. c. A. Pass Traf. Mgr,
Washington. d. c.
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ceying the largest number of
This piano. which exhibition given away by the
ANDERSON DRUG CO. through the FAyE HERALD per conditions
Of stated below:
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Woman Arrested as Common scOId

Woman Arrested as Common Scold.
The charge of being common scold
has been made against Mrs. Susanna
Suraton. of Higgins Corners. near
Butler. Pa. arrested on information
made by Mrs. Maria Kohler neigh
Dor.
II is alleged that Mrs Suraton utters
harsh and provoking words about her
neighbors in the little town. Mrs.
Kohler complains that the woman
spends her time nagsing faulthnding
and trouble making. A score Of WON
en-. IL is claimed. will appear against
the alleged scold to insist that she be
punished
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...' = = ~ Schedule in Effect
JuHc ~, I9O3.
LEAVE FARMVILLE DAILY.
NORTH AND EAST.
No. u.s. 80. g. 10.
3.tla.m 1923. p. m. 1856 %. IN.
SOUTH ANN WTcT


No. u.s.. 40. g. 10. !
3.4la.m l0.3- n. m. 1855 o.. m.
SOUTH AND WEST.
No. IN. No. 5. No. 3.
i2.i0a. m. 3.l5 p. ID. 1895 penn.
No. ll-For Roanoke. Bristol B'uofcd. and
principal stations. Sleeper to Bristol and
Columbus. Cafe Car.
no. a.-par'0r Car 90 Roanoke. Pullman
Sleeper Lvnchhury t0 Cincinnati. Roanoke
Co., Columbus. b anoke to Bristol Cafe
car Roanoke f0 williamson.
No. 7-fof Iynchiurg. Roanoke and infermci-
iato sfations.
so. f.-f0r Petersburg and infernei date ata-
ti0rs Connects af Peters burg for Richie
m0ni and Norfolk.
SO. 1f-Tor Petersburg. Richmond. NORFOLK
Pullman sleeper t0 Norfolk. and Richmond
No. f.-Forpcfors Norfolk. Richmond and
intermediate stations. Pullman Parlor
ear io Norfolk.
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GARLAND & MARTIN
GENERAL AGENTS
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Degree courses in Agriculture. Hor,i-
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SCHOOL Of AGRICULTURAL APPRENTICES
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rna students s226.60.
The next session opens Wedncsdai September
22nd. 1903.
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HAVE YOU EYES

That give you trouble in
seeing. or cause pains
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Creamery Swing Churn.
TREDwAY, VA, May y, 1909.

TREDwAy, VA, May ~ 1903.
II. f. Barrow CO.
TO Creamery the
have sold butter to the hotels in your town
churning thought
had though had hum sometimes for w hours and now
besides there nothing inside
washed Just what churn should be- think every mouse
weeks tins made pounds
did length OF time
With best wishes
our
Mrs W. \. SOUTHALL.
hope you will have this published the tamv Herald
especially those interested
daryng
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The above schedule only as information. time
arrivals and departures and connections not guar
anteed.
F. B. Grigg. C. P. A.
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rIDEwArR q WESTERN RAILROAD

Time fable in effect Nov. g. 1906
Between Farmvil.e and Richmond via Mosele
and Snufhern EaLlMaE.
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The broad ax., 1909-07-03
In YaM

On the west coast Of Africa the m.
ttVes call the raspberry q Jaw. II hap
pens that one Of the pleasing diseases
that come out from that quarter Of
the globe Is characterized By dusky
red spots that appear on the body and
soon grow into ulcers about the size
and looks Of the raspberry. So this
disease is called the JAWS. 1t u con-
ta;lcus and downright disagreeable.
Y. hi:e sailors bring it back with them
"a Their own discomfort and the dis
- tf those at home. Yaws prevails
= - In lie Fiji islands and IN Samoa,
I'm IN these two places children main
j. are attacked, and the natives re-
gard the disease in the same light as
civilized persons look at .measles-al-
most a certainty to have and the soon-
er over with the better.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
DEFENDS NEGRO RIGHTS.
nSE Nssk esasss,smaa's nrsss OtaaG
Net Fsresd by Patronaus.

aSg Nssk eeasss,sAaa'S nrsss Otaad
Net Peresd b. Pstronags.
Hke . faint echo Of neglected paFty
campaign cries and OF the forEottsn
eloQuence Of the stump q the I'm
Hhieh vas introduced hy Congressman
Bennett Of New York some time ago
providing for 4 reduction Of repressn-
taton In states which have dIsfran-
ehised the Negro. Mr.. Bennets voice
Il small one. II falls upon dull ears,
but It is q challenge nevertheless to
an Republicans In executive and Iegis-
latfvs station.
Fortified though he may be by party
platforms and party traditions, Mr..
Bennett must know that In proposing
this policy be defes presidential DOW
e. never % great a. II II today. He
must know. that IN speeches IN New
York and IN the south Mr.. Taft has
virtually approved TIE notification Of
tie fourteenth and fifteenth amend
ments. He must know that the presi-
dent has openly announced that no
Negroes shall b appointed 70 once IN
opposition 70 the wishes az tie whites.
He must know that Of an the Repub-
nean onceholders and expectant once
holders be Il the only one who has
had TIE courage 10 adhere 70 the pub
lished principles Of his party. he must
know that no important Republican
newspaper win venture TO support him.
For these reasons the world halls
Mr.. Bennett a. the last Of the true Re
publicans, the sole survivor Of the days
when moral IDEAS prevailed, the one
man not tntimidated BY power. not m
6uenced by patronage and not cor
rupted BY ambition or by privilege.
Others have been beguiled by expectA-
tions Of q break IN the solid south, By
once By privilege and BY tariff, and
stu others are naturally servile and
tfAlnG. but Mr.. Bennett, Hlons among
the hosts that draw their inspiration
from Republican National conventions,
stands gtanch and true for the prtnci-
PIES that are written IN the party book
q faith.
A real heroes are rare In public life,
Nr. Bennett Il entitled 20 more than
passing notice. Surrounded BY time
servers and self seekers and over
Swallowed by executive power which
lightly sets aside platforms. seemingiy
nalli6ss law and rsVolutionises party
principles and practices. be cannot fan
% become an object Of Increasing IN
terest-Boston Guardian
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Pretty Slow.

Horace L Moore was lieutenant colo
nj Of the noted Nineteenth Kansas
cgRalry. BE could lead men for long
n period without rest on q single ra-
don Of cheerful good humor than any
Cehsr oficer. Though not given 70
5ekes, he was the reputed author Of
- many astonishers as the great Lin
ooln.
One dme, on the march. he sent an
arder1y with q message to an odhcer At
some distance. Before the man was
Ut Ct bearing Moore shouted: Hey,
0der1y! Come back hereI"
he came galloping back, sitting limp
~ in the saddle.
Moore dropped his voice and, assum-
NJ q half confidential manner. inquir-
-, @OrdeRly, In the course Of your life
kZ9 yOa ever seen q G1AilF
YSG Eir," was the aStonishsd reply.
you met him, then" replied Moore,
He0r you'd never overtake oneP'-KAn-
rs City Journal
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
The canary's Toilet.

Just watch your canary after be has
had his daily bath. See how each sep
Grats feather IL cleaned, pulled and
locked over and how all the loose ones
are taken ont and dropped. All this Is
done By the bIll. for q birds neck II 20
eexible that It can be turned IN all d.
pections, but the BIN cannot reach the
had, and 20 Mr.. Canary uses his foot
With II he combs his hair first on oae
ode, then on The other, scratching very
fast, - II - 1T an the tangles out
IN he usss his @a for, although
eomplexion powders are not known IN
IL bird world, hair Oh certainly r..
Ladies and gentlemen alike cary It
about with them Thsy have q little
pouch or saek on the back near the
TN for Tia purposa. When Nine. Bird
Wishes to use It she Squeeses It out
with her bsak, just - yOu would press
Q rubber bulb. Than she Lays the on
On her back Just above her wings and
rahS her head against q, turning Der
mack IN AL directions until every feath-
e IN her head b straight and shining.
-Exchange-
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Red Cheek. In AsdIsOu's DAY.

Red Cheeks In AddlooH's Day.
II seems that the beauty doctor II
hy no means q modern invention. The
Atlantic cites an amusing advertise
msnt to this effect printed In Addison's
Spectator:
The famous Bavarian Red Liquor:
Which gives such a delightful, blush
ing Colour to the Cheeks Of those that
are White or Pale, that It Il not to be
distinguished from q natural nne Com
plexion, nor perceived to be artificial
By the nearest Friend Il nothing Of
Paint, or In the least hurtful, but good
IN many Gases TO be taken inwardly.
u renders the Face delightfully."- hand
some and beautiful; q not subject to
b rubb'd on Ike Paint therefore can
not be discovered by the nearest
FrisDL II Is certainly the best Beau
tinR n the World Il sold only at
NR. Payn's Toyshop at the Angel and
CrpHn N St. PsuFs Church-yard, pear
Chsapside, at 81. Cd q Bottle. with
Directions.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Arithmetic For African Tribe.

At the recent meeting Of the Presby-
terrain general assembly at Denver the
reports on education showed that
S1S5.OO0 was spent in 1908 for work
among our people Although this sum
seems large. II was not sufficient TO
carry ont properly the plans Of the ed
ucational department for Negro educs-
ton
The American Tract society present
ed a report through the Rev. JudsOn
Swift. secretary. showing that $780,
600 Of the floating Indebtedness Of the
association was lifted In the last four
months through careful management
Of finances.
He was emphatic in speaking OF the
necessity for tract work he told Of
the application of a tribe in southern
Africa for an arithmetic printed in the
native tongue and said that. while the
furnishing Of text books TO the natives
was a little outside the realm Of the
tract society. be presumed that until
the Africans were able to compute the
number Of lions and elephants slain BY
the ex-president they would be unwnl-
ing to settle down to a study Of Chris
tianity.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03

The telephone IN the once OF q prom
hent New York lawyer rang, and whsn
. clerk answered Il the lady on ne
othsr end refused to give her nana,
0ying abe wanted to ZEE the lawyer
himself on private business. Az soon
- IL lawyer himself picked Nd the
receiver. before he eould make any
Inquiries. she began, ''Oh, please tel
me, must there not be two copies Of
q leaseT
why" be answered, 1T h usual TO
give one to the landlords agent and
one 10 the lessee. But who are
yet the fact that the wife Of the
lessee had neve- seen q copy Of the
lease wouldn't keep It from being Ie-
gaIly bindingT
NO." slipped from the lawyer, who
quickly added, But before I discuss
the matter further may I ask to
whom
There was q pretty little laugh. He
admits It was pretty even now. "Oh.
Tn Nrs. Brown, ana I live a Breed,
way. You don't know NETT was OBJ
vious hksWiSe that be Wo1ldn't-'but
I've always heard your advice was %
Very valuable, and I wanted q lawyer,
ana % Just called you up. Goodby."
And when he asked for the number
central gave him the Grand Genital
gt1tton-New York Times.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Prof,,,or MiII.r', lve,tern TrIp.

Professor Kelly Miller. dean Of the
College Of Arts and Sciences at How
ard university. Washington. Is on an
extended speaking tour which WI
take him as far west as Denver. The
trip VIII be a notable one from the
fact that Professor Miller e booked to
make a commencement address for the
high school AT Kansas City. NO.. West
err university At Quindaro. Kan; lee
turs at Kansas City. No. deliver COM
mepcement address as wen as Z. n. @.
A lecture IN Topeka. Kan; lecture ~
Lawrence. Kan. Denver. Colorado
springs and Pueblo. Colo; Omaha
Neb.: Des Moines. Ia; Chicago. 81
Louis indianapolis. Cincinnati and
Columbus.
This trip viii be completed IN time %
deliver the commencement address 70
the Baltimore hIgh school June -
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
NJ 90 I'm o..

Iwaa sitting one morning n q quiss
SeEnaF e Monte Cairo Whea two elder.
D. men sat down beside me. one was
Oyidently q scotchmsn, and the OthsE,
] GathsFed, vas from Yorkshire. The
IsrmGF renarked Il have Just man.
aesd it." This, I dIseoverod, meant 4
win Of - francs. Their daily routine
Was 10 appear ct the same roulette IA
BE at an early hour and play the low
ct stake Of francs on even chances
that is, on black or red or on the odd
or even numbers. They would lose
and win and win and lose, but they
remained calm and self contained and
persevered until they had each %
francs TO the good I observed them
daily. Some mornings they scooped in
the amount In twenty minutes, and at
ether times It was q tough struggle
until luncheon time before they man.
aged Il. ! never saw them fan once,
and learned that they had pursued
CAs same plan for four months. One
GAng Wa elear-nethtng could tempt
them b - beyond the modest stake,
ana they had the WIN TO stop when
thsy won the stipulated amount. It
Was really enc Of the best nlustrstions
of wiu power ] have ever seen, Tor
INV, indeed, who enter the portals Of
the casino are able to resist the com
polling atmosphere Of the tables to
play on II losing and to plunge II win
a4ng.-Chambers Journal
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Admirably Equipped.

Cardinal Mezzofanti, the famous
Italian Hnguist, who died at the age
Of seventy-fve, knew and could speak
more than fifty languages. he could
entertain hts English friends with
specimens Of the Yorkshire dialect and
his French or German visitors with
the patois Of their respective coun-
fries. Dear mer'' exclaimed Lord
Byron, TO whom this was told. ~He
ought to have been the custodian Of
the tower Of BabelF'
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Family Jan.

sehoolmaster Ito his wifel-My dear,
wish you would speak more careful
b. You say that Henry Jones came to
this town from Sunderland.
Wife-Yes.
Schoolmaster-WeIl, now, wouldn't
it be better to say that he came from
Sunderland TO this town.
Wife-I don't see any difference IN
the two expressions.
Schoolmaster-But there II Q diner
Once, q rhetorical difference. You
cont hear me make use Of such aWk-
ward expressions. By the way, have
GIstter from your father IN my pocket
Wffs-But my father II not IN your
pocket You mean you have IN your
pocket letter from my father.
SehoOlmaster = There you 60 with
Jour little bubbles. You take q de-
light In harassing NE. You are al
Ways taking up q thread and repre-
0snttng e a. q rope.
Wffe-Representing It to be rope.
pa mean.
Gehoolmaster For goodness sake,
- quiet. Never saw such q quarrel
some woman IN my Hfe-London
GsEapA.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
HELP FOR NEGRO COLLEGE.
Mr.. carnssis's Conditional Gift Being
Met by Atlanta institution.

Mr.. carnssis's Conditional Gift Being
Met by Atlanta Institution.
At a recent meeting which was held
at Mount Gilead Baptist church. New
York, In the interest Of Morris Brown
college, Atlanta, Ga. the Rev. Richard
d. Stinson. vice president Of the col
lege, said that Mr.. Andrew Carnegie
had promised to give the institution
S126Oo when It had obtained q spec
fled subscription. The vice presi-
dent told Of the founding Of the col
lagO and said II was receiving support
from the white people Of Atlanta.
Abo1t 1000 pupils attend the institu-
tioo, but the attendance would be
1900 II there were accommodations
for them. The work Of the college u
to prepare each student for work In
q useful trade.
he said q continuance 81 the prog
RS Of the Negro race must be along
lines Of character building. practical
with regard to home life, q love for
honest ton and q cultivation Of friend
y relations In the community where
they i've.
II DO not believe" be said. that the
Negro's eternal salvation. 90 far as
this world Is concerned, rests In wash
ington or In the legislative halls Of the
states. but in his capacity to win even
his enemies to be bis friends BY worth
Of character.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
RabHSheG
Phone Osklasd1~~

The best Negroes ana me b8t
whites Of the south are getting to-
gether, not IN open convention, with
heated resolutions flying through tAs
ambient, but IN the seelusion Of q con
venient city ofiee, the leaders Of
thought and morals are holding quiet
race conferences and putting their
heads together for the good Of the
whole people. Through the wholesome
influence Of these practical heart TO
heart talks the industrious Negro Is
being helped to secure q comfortable
home. the criminal Negro Is being sup
pressed and the ignorant ones are BE-
ing educated These are the brand OF
race conferences" that do real good
for all eoneerned.-Indianapolis Free
man
Monument For Dunbar.
Paul Laurence Dunbar, IN whom the
Negro race produced q true poet Il
10 have q worthy monument On June
q, the anniversary Of bis birth, the
memorial WIN be unveiled n the Wood
lawn cemetery, Dayton. o. II win
take the form Of q granite bOwidef.
with q bronze tablet bearing q StanzR
from Dunbar's Death Song" Many
distinguished people WIN participants
a the exercises. This deserved recop
milton OF the poetieal gifts Of the Afro-
American who sang the joys and sOr-
rows Of BIS race IN lyrics Of poignant
pathos or frolIcsome humor = q NOS
eredItable proceeding.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
His Business Ability.

IN the Adirondaehs lives q man too
10y to work, but evidently Of great
business ability. One winter when he
vas sitting around smoking his family
came 30 near starvation that some Of
Ids neighbors, who could III AFFORD to
help him, took up q collection and
bought for the suffering family a bar
rel Of -four, q barrel Of pork and a
load Of wood. They were not consid-
crate enough to cut the wood, but the
business man knew how to manage.
he hired some Of the neighbors who
had not contributed to his donation to
cut the wood and paid them with half
the pork and half the hour.-Lippin-
eotfss
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
THE BROAD Ak CAN De FOUND
ON SALE At THE FOLLOWING
NEWS STANDS.

From on and after this date. ThS
Broad Az can be found On sale It
the following news stands:
A =. TsrValOn, . cigar SDrS and
news stand, 1904 State street
George L Martin, maker Of Ans e.
gars. and news stand. S4s B1St StrosG
near State.
Mrs.. Nellie Phelps, cigars, Aotions
and news stand. 1S1 W. 51st strssG
near Dearborn
". 8. Cole, cigars. tDbaeeO and
news stand. Ssl S1St StrSsG
J. R Peters, cigars, tObaeeo, lam
dry once and news StAad. SSS S7St
St1esG
I. 3. Hail. laundry once. cigars
tobacco and news stand. 8s1 aSkh
street
Mn. A. 4 Baker. notions. clssrB
and news stand. AZ seth strsSG
=. Davis. cigars. tobacco sad nSWs
StaAd. sEss State street.
=. D. Burt eigars notions and
news Stand. Rsss stats street.
RA Jones nsws staaa aaa barrier
shop. ls1T STATE gtTsSs
L ". Ws1hiagtoa. cAiuASs RsaeA
EOsSL Hyds PnEE
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Breakfast Months.

A traveller stopped at a hotel In
Greenland, where the nights are six
months long, and as be registered
asked a question Of the clerk.
what time do you have breanastr
From half past March to q quarter
% MAy."-Harper's Weekly.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Net In His Line.

They tell me-" said the new report
er. who was doing an interview. that
you Lave succeeded In forging your
way TO the front"
'ssir,'' replied the self made man
colby, lyon have been misinfOrmed-
en- no forger."
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
Bun Over Him.

-oh, Mrs.. Smith. do you know that
your son Billy has been run over by a
train7"
"Oh, dear, dearl Ny poor boyI
whatever shall / dor Where did It
happenr'
''Underneath the railway area BIZ
BIS standing there n0WF-London Tel
eg-aph.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03

what sort Of an after dinner speak
e e Bliggins7"
"0ne 81 the kind who start In BY
saying they didn't expect to Be called
On ana then proceed 70 demonstrate
that they can't be called okS-Ex-
change.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
satirhsd.

people praise1 my work" said the
artist boastingly.
"And they laugh at mine" rejoined
the sad faced party. but I don't
mind"
what is your liner queried the
artist
I'm q professional humorist" re
piled the other.-Chicago News.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
A, ob..inat. Maid.

Mr. sappeIgh-I wouldn't marry that
Mis- Gabby. She Is terribly set In her
wayA Mr.. softleigh-Is that 20? M.
sappeigh-Yes, indeed Why, she has
refused me nine timesi : Baltimore
American.
The broad ax., 1909-07-03
- Traatmant.

sYes.- said Ms. Lapsling, -Johnny's
al right now. when he was bitten
BIZ that strange dog took him to .
AoetoFs ana had the wound ostraeised
.Thf auay -Chicsgo Tribune