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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-09

One OF the feature attractions at the
Grand this week is Tony johnson and
his troupe Of performing dogs. This
Is said to be one of the best turns
that has appeared on the local stage
In the line OF an animal act and the
WONDERFUL stunts the dogs perform
would almost make one think they
possess human intelligence. Tony is
for some special features in
his act for the benefit Of the ladies
and children at the Saturday matinee.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-09
WHAT GOOD IS LICENSE ?
Says This Hunter, Unless Farmers
are Kind Enough to Allow Use
Of Their Land.

What privilege has a man. after
he has obtained hunting license
This was question propounded by
a sportsman last evening after re-
turning from day in the fields.
1t happened that he had been in a
direction where the "No trespassing'
signs had been posted by the score.
IL we had wanted to do any hunt
ing In that section. the chickens would
have had to flock to the public road.
Surprising every land owner in the
state should post the same kind OF
signs, and more are being posted
every day. will the license be issued
just the same?
II believe that unless the state can
furnish some place to hunt that 1t has
no right to Issue license The land
owners are the only persons who have
any right to grant permits. iii my eatl-
nation"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-09
WHO'S WHO WITH BANKS.

Every bank in Fargo and over two
thirds OF those throughout the state
employ Dakota Business College
pupils. If other schools are as thorough
with their work why should not the
results OF their work prove It? It
costs no more to take a thorough
course at the d. B. G. than to go else
where. Il
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-09

Read and Answer Today's want Ads.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-09

acted. The board went over the en-
tire work of the school, making COM
plete inspection and investigation In
every department. They find that
everything is in excellent shape for the
beginning of school and that there Is
every indication OF big attendance
and most successful year.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-09
WHO'S WHO IN SHORTHAND.

States District court, NJ ID. Supreme
court Third Judicial district and
Cass county court are all Dakota
Business College pupils. III other
schools teach stenography as well as
the u. r. c. why do not the results
prove II? It costs no more at the b.
R. e.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
FEATHERS AND EeosHELLs.

You mustn't think every time the
preacher looks az your chickens be is
limiting for a nice fat hen. he may be
trying 10 trace 4 chicken thief
\ certain poultry journal offers
secret with a subscription whereby
one may make a profit OF 81. 800 in one
year with twenty-five hens. Think Of
the Doodle that's in chicken journal
ism when rooster editors can resist
their own gold lined offers.
\ western poultry editor engaged Z
woman fancier 20 write an article. and
when received IL contained jUst $3.50
words. he declared il "a characteristic
utterance and fled It With the CYCLIC
pediaS.
IL takes nerve for visitor TO use
your time CriticiSing your birds when
he calls. But let the fool fellow bel
low
Poultry associations are awfully
strict about fancierS committing fraud.
but when they print their premium
lists they often lie about the value Of
the silver cups offered. Which is
worSe-for a man to trim his rooster
up or 10 lie In print about cup?
The winter show dates are being
announced. and already certain fan
ciers have won the cups in their imag-
nation HOPE they'll not return from
battle singing The Cup Left Behind
Ne"
\ Missouri woman has sued her
husband for divorce because lie VIC
lated his antenupUal VOW 10 give her
all the proceeds from the sale OF chick
ems and eggs on the farm. In his
cross bin he charges her With hen
pecking him. Now. who's whoe
The publishing Of ogg records still
continues in the poultry journals The
latest IS 4 hen that laid 293 eggs in
her second year and raised brood Of
chicks. Bring on the next,
You VIII hardly believe you are in
a free country when you read this
rooster law Of Washington: NO rOoSt-
er shall be kept in any square or
block having - per cent Of its lots
improved without the consent OF = ma
;ority Of the hOuSeholderS in that
square or block" Now. what about
that bowling poodle il there's q bar 90
cockadoodle? Bet jhas law has a
6aW'
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
KURIos FROM KoRREsPoNpEN1s

o. have n very fine Angora cat.
and rather than run the risk Of his get
ting chicks and being shot bv neigh
bors send him away during Matching
season. read OF your cat Tom. How
did you train him: 4. We brought the
chicks 70 Tom and made him familiar
with them. IL he attempted 10 play
with them be was scolded and smack
ed gently. He soon learned they were
not birds. and the chicks soon lost fear
OF him. We feed him raw meat He
will not eat raw chicken and never al
lows another cat on our grounds.
Q. What is the best grain for chick
ems: Why is rye not used FOR fowls?
\. Wheat is the best all round grain
for chickens. They do not care FOR
rye. II sours quickly
.. ] am much disappointed in my
Young brown Leghorns. l paid $40
FOR the eggs. and Eve OF the eight
hatched have white edged feathers In
their wings. Will these or color feath-
ers diSQualify them: A. Don't worry
about your birds and don't knock at
the dealer. Thoroughbred Leshorns
often set OF color feathers 60 the
wings. but Invariably drop them later.
y white feather disQualideS
Q. Do you believe that chickens can
be forced 10 molt 10y cutting down the
ration 10 one-third: ! tried a. Ny
birds got sick and didn't get through
the molt as soon as without il. \ We
believe that fat chickens molt sooner
on reduced ration. Thin birds don't
need reduced ration. Your birds got
sick because you cut OF the feed alb
ruptly. The ration should be shaded
down 10 one-half 10y the end Of two
weeks 0nl then gradually 20 oue-third
ia the next two weeks After that
feed up 10 full feed asas.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
ClRCUSES.
The OLD and che New and the Great.
est Drawing Gard.

The Ole and The New and the Great.
est Drawing Card.
Before the one ring days and coins
back few centuries the circus was
represented IL the person Of 4 mounre-
bank, thin visoSed. clean shaven
man who hitched his trSeze 10 the
sturdy limb Ot village oak ana did
feats TO the Ia concealed amazeue1t
OF a people who respected God some
what but the devil and his BLACK
magic great deal more.
y lons ana high jump thls-from
mountebauk 20 modern hipp0dr0me.
from a man who lived under his hat
to tented cicy which houses rs many
as 5000 people r. one day and regu-
larry furnishes food. shelter and trans
portation for l.-Co more. 20 say nOtn-
ing OF hospital poSJsfice and a
commiSSary where one can purchase
almost anything from q postage stamp
% suit OF OverauS.
The big show today is rs highly Spe-
cialized and OBVIOUSLY organized as is
our greatest business institution. Its
maintenance costs = thousand dollars
an hour. Yes. its 4 long jump from
the mOuutebank; but, after all. thin1s
haven't changed 50 much I'm some
ways
\ man who was running q trick
pony and dog show last year added a
thriller 20 his program in the way
Of . dangerous dying trapeze act. To
the deiiSh, " his pockets. but the jn-
tense disgust Of his trainers soul. the
door receipts almost doubled. He had
two men M the door one night who
asked the outgoing crowds which part
Of the show they liked beSt-the trick
animals or the acrObatS. They answer
81 IS one. The acrObats"'
DanSer-daucer 70 other human
lives and NmbS-thatS the drawing
card. after all. excepting only the Chi.
dren who are too young 10 De CORY
minded and who find most delight in
the clowns We grownupS like the
"thrillers"-the more deadly the better
William Allen Johnston in Harper s.
Weekly.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
TOWER OF LONDON.
The Perfect System by Which Il
Treasures Are Guarded.

The Perfect System by Which It's
Treasures Are Guarded.
The Tower OF London has the most
perfect system OF burglar alarms thlt
has yet been devised
From Scotland Yard. from the gov
ernor's headquarters and from other
places known only TO q few re~pou-
Sible officials the whole Tower cam .e
closed electrically within q few Sec
onds. Even the ponderous gates nc
the middle tower. which weigh some
tons and through which visitors pass.
swing 20 automatically. and the escape
Of every one within is instantly barred
At the same time an alarm bell rin-s
% warn wardens. police and soldiers.
In particular the precautions iu the
apartment containing the crown jew
els are OF most scientifically clabo-
rate kind. one Of the beefeatcrs on
duty in the room has merely % press
q button. whereup0u the heavy door
closes. the alarm bell below rings. the
other gates slam 90 and lock. and every
person within the tower is instantly
cut or from the outer world.
The man who can set away with
any Of the crown jewels deserves
them" observed Tower oUc.r.
From where I am standing could
close every important door and gate
in the Tower in as short n time as &c
takes 20 utter these words"
Il was uainiy 20 insure the safety
Of the crown Jewels that the system
was Installed
No order had been issued for the
closing Of the Tower on recent Sar-
urday when. greatly 10 their alarm
the visitors found doors locked. bo.r.d
and barred against them for ABOUT ton
minutes. preventing any one ieaviu (
the Tower.
The Tower simply closed-that
an remarked an official. who eau So
ed &c % do So we 90 not know. 10
might have been scotland Yard whore
the pressing OF button would iu
prison every soul within the Tower vn
7 I'll the police gave the signal for thoi,
release. or II might have been Oh.
governor, anxious 20 learn whether v,
were al at our posts. At any rate. ID
was none OF the minor officials.
In facr. who closed the Tower au0
why is q secret known only 20 tl.
I highest authorities. There was nc
+ alarm. no attempt 10 seize the crown
/ Jewels. Mail.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
OUR ROOSTER DICTIONARY.

OUR ROOSTER DICTIONARY.
Beak-A land fowls grub grabber.
Bean-Small hard point on ducks
bill
Bill-A water fowls scoop shovel
Blade-Ilear Of single comb
Brecd-A fowl race Of similar shane
Brood-One hens hatch: a brooder's
batch
Chicks-Name until they show sex.
Chickens-Name until adult plumage
Cock-ROoster one year old or more
Cockerel-Male under twelve months
Crop-A ROSTERS refreshment recep-
tacle
Cushion-Bunch OF feathers right he
fore hens tail
Disqualified - Declared from win
ming.
Duckling-A dapper with down.
Faker-A cheat that fixes birds 20
beat.
Furnished-A complete fowl.
Hen-Female one year old or more
Particolored-Fowl Of several colors.
Pullet-Female under twelve months.
Scranton Point OF single serrated
comb.
Solid Color Fowl OF one color
Spike-Rear OF rose comb
Side Sprig-point on side OF comb.
Strain-Branch Of breed with special
traits.
Variety-"Color makes the variety"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
FANcEE's CHART


Dou's show bad taste and space
waste 10y decorating your stationery
with rooster menagerie. The rooster
pen is not mightiev than the truthful
pen,
Don't fail 10 advertise in your own
town paper unless YOU have been IN
loading culls on your neighborS. That's
culinary ART. but II shows a Judas
heart.
Don't expect To set the river on fire
If you're monumental liar. Lies about
chickens recou like the dickens.
Don't put all the big eggs on top the
crate. Your buyer will pay for sec
ond rate and scratch your address of
his slate.
Don't present tough hens 10 your
swell city COUSINS. They eat fancy
Sapcas ana broiiers by dozens.
Don't let that temper set the best OF
YOU when YOU your neighbor's scratch
er shoe. He that is cruel is the devils
tool
Don't use the whole English vocabu-
larry to describe 4 hen. \ long hen
tale oft spoilS n big hen sale.
Don't lose your head when you write
the I'd. that birds have led. They
tnat advertise lies are unwiSe.
Don't build roosts stepladder style.
Tour fowls will fight all night Make
them movable. low and level
Don't knock at the Judge for debar-
ring your Black LangShan If he has
yellow SoleS 10 his feet.
Don't chew the rac If your plue
AndaluSian gets 6ved IL us lousy and
has chicken pox.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
HOW TO KEEP SWEET

When that old carpet wallops you
And fills yoii up with dust.
And that b. eater whacks your neck
And ills YOU up with rust:
when that piano falls on you
And waltzes on your foot.
Ana that hot cook stove burns you. too.
And buries you IN SCOT
Ihen. quick. sing some religious tune.
Or you'll be cussin' pretty soon
When you sit down on sharp tack
III tears come In your eye.
That hammer hits your thumb a whack
I'M great big splinters fly:
When you have been a drudge for davs
With nothing warm TO eat.
Ana then your wife Just turns and says.
Now hustle there. you beat.'
It's time right then for you TO pray.
VI you might something awful say.
G. NJ. BARNITZ.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
A Reasonable Request.

"Arabella." said old BillyGns as he
finished his dinner. II am going e
ask You TO do me favor | want yop
to give your young man-Mr.-Mr
WhatshiSname-a message from me-"
Arabella blushed and looked down al
her plate
Tell him" the blum old millionaire
went on. that | don't object 10 his
staying here and running up my gas
bills. IN; that ! do object to his carry
ing the morning paper away with hin
when he leaves London Answers.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

lou. residence can DE made more
attractive, more stylish and more
comfortably by having 1t papered
with neat, artistic paper. can do
this work for YOU at a fair price
and guarantee your satisfaction.
The price is low when the character
OF work and material is considered
=. VI RICAMoRE,
Berryville, Va
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
Deliqht Of Varied Labor

None but the fully occupied can APP
preciate the delight Of suspended CT.
rather Of varied labor. 1t is toll that
creates holidays There is no royal
road-yeS, that is the royal road to
them. Life cannot be made up of
recreations. They must be garden spots
In well farmed lands.-Mrs, Gilbert
Ann Taylor.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
Planninn Ahead

"Theater parties" said the prospcc-
tive bride. Twill cost about 5000 au
Aually. flowers rs much moro AND
bonbons. say. 500. Certainly we can
marry on 5000 Il year"
And have "a SINUS surplus" suSsc~t
ed her dad. FOR such iucidenJols u.s.
grub and clothes and house rent
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
THE SWINGING HOPPER.

dents and when wood and closed are
gnawed into.
This hopper is out OF the way at
night. and rats and mice have little
chance at It.
1t is galvanized iron. equal 10 four
OF the usual style. and may be used
to feed one grain or be divided up in.
side TO supply different kinds OF feed
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

There is no question about that
at ali-for the lame and aching
pack Is caused by q diseased con-
9ition OF the kidneys and bladder.
II Is only common sense, any way
that you must cure condition
py removing the cause OF the con-
alton. And lame and aching back
Sts not by any means the only
symptoms OF arrangement OF the
Kidneys and bladder. There are
multitude OF well-known and I'M
unsuitable Indications of q more or
Tess dangerous condition. Some OF
these are, for instance: Extreme
and unnatural lassitude and weari-
ness. nervous irritability, heart ir-
regularity. nerves on edge" sleep
lessness and inability to secure
rest. scalding sensation and sedi-
,nent In the urine, Inflammation OF
tne bladder and passages, etc.
,,,DDeWitts Kidney and Bladder
ms are an exceptionally meritori.
SSus remedy Tor any and an affec-
ions or diseased conditions of
snese organs. These Pills operate
pisectiy and promptiy--and their
peneuciai results are at once felt.
they regulate. purify. and efrec-
tually heal and restore the kid
neys. bladder and liver, to perfect
uno healthy conditlon-even in
some or the most advanced cases.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
Force of Habit.

Pm surprised that yon should be sc
Interested In watching those silly
dudes"
Force Of habit. l guess. I'm presi-
dent of a real estate Improvement com.
pany."
"Weu1"
"Well. they're a vacant lot."-Cath.
Ole Standard aud Times.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
Lost and Found.

Found a dollar yesterday"
Lucky boyw
mot so lucky. In STOPPING TO pick
It up dropped and broke my eye
glasses."-Kansas City Journal
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

uncle. can't I be pirate when {
grow ups"
sure YOU can. son. What do YOU
want to pirate-boOkS or Plays
Louisville Couricr-Journai.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
rHs SWINGING HOPPER

The swinging hopper Is very con-
venient affair. II + drawn 10 the cell
Ing. out OF the way. Is hung above
the litter so straw may not be scratch
ed into u and is suspended at n height
according to the breed.
Stationary hoppers are visited by TO-
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

DIRECTORY
or THE
TOWN & COUNTY
CIRCUIT COURT.
Hon T. ". H,ER1son judge.
Winchester. Va.
Meets Fourth Monday ina January v .r,A
May, September and November
BOARD OF SUPERVISORS
Battle Town.. Ed. Barnett. c. :rman
Chapel District. Ralph Crissby.
0reen~ay Distnct-Jacob Carver.
Longmarsh-Hugh Pierce.
MEETINGS
January-First Monday
March-Sccond Monday
May->eCOud Monday
July-Fourth Monday
Septem ncr->ecOnd Nou,la,
NoFeIn oer-oecond Monday
SAMUEL McCoRN,cK.
Clerk Of the Circuit Court
TouV u Co.
Deputy Circuit Court clerk
u r
Attorney for the Cor.-,
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'oHer ot kevenus
20
Treas,,-.- % ~ -'' 'N'pFoPo
'''''Nr County. berryvliie -
H.. " d. C,r1r-
Def'''F Treasurer of CLARK. Co,utv. ber-,
s' Va
-.'n .eNient Of Public ~-b.ois 90.
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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

If n thing IS possible and proper to
man, deem Il possible 60 thee.-Marcus
Aurelius.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

Having formed a partnership for
the purpose of doing a GENERAL
FIRE INSURANCE business, and
having secured a number of respon-
sible companies, we hereby solicit
your patronage and offer to insure
your - 2erty as reasonably as it
can be insured elsewhere.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

Clarke County The Garden Spot q Virginia.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
F. B. Whiting
Attorney & Counsellor at Law
Omcs Opposite Courthouse Square
BERRYyILLE, VIRGINIA.


Meets in Masonic Hall, a
Berryville, Va, on first Ky
and third Thursdays in wv
each month from October 10 May
1, and on first Thursday in each
month from May l to October 1.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13
RETURNED THE PRIZE
a Trophy That Did Not Remain
Long In Captivity.
THE MISSING COAT OF ARMS.

" Belonged to the American Consulate
In Honolulu and Was Carried of by
Party Of English Middies-Ths Res
titution and Apology.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-10-13

p. II. PowrR,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1909-05-13
Great Inqratitue'c.

The late Mrs. Calara Dewey How,
of Philadelphia, whose philanthropic
work among immigrants made her
well known, had trenchant wit, and
one afternoon, says the Washington
Star, discussing the woman suffrage
movement with a clergyman, she said:
you men are all alike. You all re.
seu.ble the orphan that Mrs. Stanton
ard her friends brought up. They sent
hin through school and made min
is.Gr o. him.
This young minister, the work of
their hands, reached his first sermon
In taeir church That was proud Sun
day morning for the good ladies'. They
thogg3t they had at last firmly plant
Cd aI ons the male sex strong and
splendid supporter. So in their best
bo-Eets they filed the church.
Imagine their emotions when the
youth arose in the pulpit, looked calm
~ ana even sternly over the congrega-
ton, and announced that his text
would be from St. Paul;
Let the women keep silence in the
church"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1909-05-13
What Happened to Amos.

Mr.. Amos Cummings used to tell
this story about Horace Greeley. "He
always called me 'Asa-never could
remember Amos One day l went
out to see Greeley at Chappaqua
about some newspaper business. The
old gentleman saw me coming as he
stood looking out of the window and
opened the door himself. Come in
here, Asa he said, as he led me into
a parlor. l followed him into the
room, and as I was only going to
remain a moment / laid my hat,
gloves and cane upon a center table
Greeley and l had just immersed
ourselves in a talk when Mrs. Gree
ley swept into the room. The moment
she entered the door her eyes fell in
dignantly upon my hat, gloves and
stick on the table. Without a word
she swooped on the outfit like a fish
hawk, and threw them out of the
window. Then she left the room with
out pausing for speech, as one who
had taught somebody that the hail
was the place for hats and canes and
similar things.
81 was inclined to'get trifie warm;
but Greeley stretched out his hand in
a deprecatory way. and, cheered me
with the remark: Never mind her,
Asa; she thought they were mine 3"