The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-30
DRIFTWO0D

There was a young lady named May To summer resort went away And she had to bunk Every night in a trunk, But the letters she wrote home were
 gay.
 I wooed maiden shy and sweet, Fair from hair to dainty feet. But the gown she had was directoire l ask ed her wNlat she wore it for. She gave me a plying look of pain sons plainT
 The Advertising Age.
 Man used to see
 The bloom on tree
 The wild rose. by the fence,
 But now he spies
 What we advertise
 In red and yellow tints. The fair divorcee said she couldn't dress properly on $40.00o year. Won- der if she didn't mean she couldn't also dress Improperly" on that. It is said that in Augusta they think Ty Cobb twice as big man as MT. Taft. Oh. Fame-thou art a fieeting thingi
 Brooklyn man ate a beer glass to settle a bet. There would have been some excuse for map frantic for a drink doing such d stunt In a prohibi- ton community. mana peel the other day, and 1t look ed like one of those hosiery adver- tisements mixed up with a South Am erican revolution she revolved so fast. Washington society girl has declined to wear tights on the stage because she is "too slim" Would you call that modesty or. what?-Savannah News. Might call 1t common sense.
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 Writer says that Kansas girls have different feet from other girls. How ever. when they go into a shoe store and ask for No l the clerk is sup posed to hand 'em down a No. just The difference in Duty and Pleasure No further than here need you Pleasure says Come, let's go hshin'." Duty says "No-go to church." Most fascinating part of automobil- ing seems to be the uncertainty. You don't know whether you'll come back in the auto or an ambulance. No matter how much of hog a young man just out of college may make of himself he expects to still feed for a while out of the family trough. In South Carolina, other day, man. determined to dodge the sheriff who was coming to seize his mule for debt, killed the mule and then himself. Leon Ling was a converted China man. Let the good work go on. Young woman In Newark has just ed her. Better one horsewhipping and have 1t over with, however, than mar ry such woman and get horsewbipped every day Or SO.
 New York women are renewing their kick on the hosiery duties. They should make personal visit to the capitol at Washington and perhaps some of the foxy Congressmen would look more thoroughly into the matter. monarch: Always rise" when an an- archist enters with bomb. Now with the invasion of the pie- thoric American pocketbook what right has Europe to cry Hard times?"
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 Parson Snowfall says:
 ''Dare's a tariff on sugar.
 A tariff on tea
 But glory halelujah--
 Salvation am free"
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 Pittsburg hen matched tWenty-one chickens from sixteen eggs the other day. That bird Is violating tha laws of the union.
 Walter wellman's flights consist en- tirely in flights of fancy through the magazine pages.
 Whew!
 Would you like
 This morn to hike Where the cool breezes blow
 Don't you yearn
 To once more turn Down the path you used to know3
 As you perspirc
 Don't you desire To go where green vines cling.
 Kneei on the groun.
 Take the old gourd down And drink frou the cool. deep sprsng?
 P H. A