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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-01-28
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE .s 5SS
st55A 81 rs #tll III FORECLOSURE SATIE

455@- &c. vi 4ss,S SfORECLOSURE4S SALE.
& Default has been made in the conditions Of
a,certain mortgage. dated the second day Of
November, 1903, and recorde ed in the office of
the Register of Deeds in the County of Mar
shall. State of Minnesota, on the 18th day of
March, 1904, at o'clock p. N. lin Book number
Forty-six l46) Of Mortgages on Page Two
hundred thirty. t23Ol whereby John N. M Her
and Lizzie K, Miller, his wife, Who were the
mortgagors therein, ortgaged md conveyed
to u S. Hackney, OF the County OF Ramsey,
State OF Minnesota who was the mortgagee
therein, the following described properly.
situate in the County Of Marshall, and State
Of minnesota, to-Wft 55s; sis
South est quarter. ssW14l Of Section
Thirty-fOur. t34l i; in Township One hundred
and fifty eight. 1851 i, N orth, OF Range Forty
six l46l. w est, Of the Fiji Principal Meridian.
containing One hundred and sixty. f16O], acres
Of land. more or less. according 70 the Govern
ment survey. to- secure the payment Of One
thousand nine hundred and twenty. .92O.O DOL.
Dollars, 18th interest thereon. at the rate 81
seven, l7 per cent, per cent per annun1 ac-
cOrding to the terms OF their certain proniissory
note. bearing even date with said "a
and pay able on the second day Of November.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-01-28
TROUBLE FOR sHERcLIFFE.
Colorado Sheriff Wants Man Held
Should He Be Acquitted.

Minneapolis, Jan. 25.-That Frank
Shercliffe is not thru with legal en-
tanglements is indicated by tele-
gram received late Saturday night
from the sheriff Of Leadville, Col, by
Sheriff Otto Langum, asking him to
hold Shercliffe for the Colorado au-
thorities In event Of an acquittal.
VI Sheriff Langum telegraphed back
that ShercIffe had been acquitted OF
the train robbery charge that morning,
but that he had Immediately re-arrest-
ed him on a similar charge and. was
holding him pending trial.
Shercliffe was sentenced to 5 years
in the Colorado penitentiary last fall,
and escaped by jumping, hand -cuffed,
thru the window Of a moving train
while on his way to the prison.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1909-01-28
ESCAPED FROM FORT SMELLING.
Prisoner Makes Desperate Leap Amid
a Storm Of Bullets.

st. Paul, Jan. 25.-Daring death by
q headlong plunge down a hill and de-
flying storm Of bullets, in front of
the cavalry officers quarters at Fort
Smelling, in the thick fog Of yesterday
noon, George Forester, prisoner on
4-year sentence for larceny, escaped
from Sentry Benjamin of Company D,
and no trace of him has as yet been
found.
w Forester was but ten feet from his
guard and they were advancing along
the road to the barracks for the noon
day meal Forester had ever been a
model prisoner, and on account of the
seemingly impossible surroundings of
the road at that point, little notice was
taken of the prisoners.
Forester jumped suddenly from the
line, pitched headforemost over the
small railing about the road and rolled
into heap at the bottom. Quickly
recovering himself, without apparent
injury, the bold fugitive lodged be-
hind nearby trees. Benjamin rapidly
shouldered his carbine and pumped a
stream of lead in the direction taken
by Forester, but as far as could be
learned, none of them took effect.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
RADIUM SULPHUR SPRINGS

Cogov Los Angeles Take liquid sunshine
  Rheunatn Heart Brights 
  MeIIose Av- via Broadway direct sDrings
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
LARGEST PIPE ORGAN
 IN THE SOUTHWEST
1t Has Been Contracted for by the Central M. E. Church South, of This City.

The Central NJ. F. church south, is soon to have the largest and fin est pipe organ in Arizona or the entire southwest. This was decided upon at a meeting of the board of stewards on Monday evening when a proposition was submitted to the board by E. A. Geisler vice president of the George J. Birkel company of Los Angeles, and accepted.
 The proposition was for an organ Of the well known Estey manufac- ture, the Birkel company being the general western agents for the Estey company. The organ is to be a two manual pedal bass, with thirteen speaking stops and combination of swells to great swell to pedal, me chanical accessories, swell pedals, etc. The organ will have about eight hun dred pipes and the case will be of quarter sawed oak, oil rubbed, but finished in natural color. The case will be of special design and the pipes will be of gold.
 The present organ loft in the church is too small to accommodate the big instrument but the neces- sary alterations will be made some time in September and early in Oc- tober it is expected the magnificent new instrument will be erected and ready for use. The organ will be entirely too large to be blown by hand except perhaps in emergency cases. @ knetic blower and motor being furnished with it. This is said to be the best motive power and the ipb pf nriIl concealed, is absolutely noiseless yet produces the maximum amount of wind.
 The Estey company is too well known to require extended mention. One of the latest hOnors given to the concern was that of making the
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
A 23ts.

Mckinley memorial organ. recently dedicated by President Taft, one of the greatest organs installed in the United States. The erection of this new mechanism of harmony in Phoe- nix will be an acquisition the city may be proud of and the Central M. F. church south is certainly to be congratulated.
 It is planned now to introduce the organ to the Phoenix public through the medium of a musical entertain ment to be held about October :, when a special program will be pre- pared and on which occasion it is hoped that with the influence of Mir. Geisler, MT. Hastings of Los Angeles, one of the leading organists of the coast may be induced to come and direct the concert
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
MAIN-MoNETA ACRES
sso South Hill St.

MILLS COLIEGE-Omy woman's Col lcCe on Pacific Coast. Entrance and graduation requirements equivalent to Stanford and University of California Curriculum especially adapted to needs of western women. Training fits stud cnts for teaching regular lines of aca- dcmic work. and offers special advan- taEes for music. theory and history of art. home economics and library study. Well equipped laboratories for science and experimental psychology. Special attention to health of students. Out door life and sports. Ideal climate and surroundings. 3rd and 4th years of College Preparatory during 190910. Fall semester begins Aug. II. 1909. Address Presidents Secretary, Mills College F. O., California.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16

 information g~ advertised ~%m ant G wi e furnish h ppty The RpH
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
HOTEL SANTA RITA

11o4 S. MAIN ST. LOS ANGELES, CAL.
 STRICTLY MODERN. Los Angeles latest and newest con- mercial hotel. Rates S1.00 to $500 per day. Special rates by the week or month. W. J. SCHRADER. Mgr.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
CANADIAN FOREST FIRES

Quebec. June 15--Forest fires are raging in Bona Venture county. Hun dreds of thousands of dollars in lum- Der and several mills have been de- stroyed
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16

This Illustration Plainly Shows What
 Rengo Has Done.
 Use Rengo. It is perfectly safe. You eat it like fruit or candy and easily and safely reduce your fat a pound a day.
 For sale by all druggists at S100 per full sized box, or by mail prepaid, by The Rengo Co, 3364 Rengo Bldg, Detroit, Mich. The Company will gladly send you a trial package free by mail if you will write them direct to Detroit; no free packages at drug stores.
 Rengo is for sale and recommended in Phoenix by A. l.. Boehmer.
Arizona republican., 1909-06-16
MlIH-MONETA ACRES S35O

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  rese1ng neIuaTed Il Southe fonia
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19

den Den @onoerer, hire I'M triieeri'
id)en 9Iltmenihmud prangenoe 6l1.
DIE 5li betreten. I'M i'm Oann in cine
BetrG6tIife 5iete birabiinfen 5u lal.
ZEN. 8ieies ~beItdnpiar giniintcn III
nniicn S6lomm lit oeu Sbieren fnit
nod gef1brlider mie Den Meniden
mo elm &eiter wiirbe bier mad peni.
gen Sdritten Den Sals brcdcu.
Die Gurd)querlmg 0cs Sonoes mar
nlio fir 3urlona NIT oen grobten
S6pierieteiten prrbmSen; aber iie
gcIana Inn ood) nod unioglihen
Miiben NIT Silie DER sGb nuSontern.
cen Onos, oie i'm begleitcten, uto lie
bradte ibm einen reid)en Sd)as uelier
9eobaftungen uno &enntniiie, Die
inn oas unbcfaunte Sano Der Snas
nit ieiner 10 unenolih frtdtbaren
unn bod piiiten leppigfeit, nit ieiner
tiidiid mcfielnSen @itterung often.
barte.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19

Gebte Roffnuus peridmunoen.
GlS berpOrraeenbs Gerste iaeten
6nB Us. 81. Smitbbart, bun &etin,
Sn,, unbeitbdre ghminbfudt babe,
mar befien leste SDffnuna bnbin,
aber Or. Sings Nep Discovery fir
S6pinbiuht. Sufen unb gridltun.
aen retteten tim ppm @rabe. Or
iast: r8ieie Mebisin bat mid ariino.
lid furirt unb meiit 2eben eerettet.
Seitoem babe idb iie 10 Sabre lang
gebrnudt, unb erabte bieIelbe al8
cine tpunberbares Snlss unb 2unsens
Seilmittel.1 Strena miGer5daft.
libes Seifmittef fir Suiter, tueben
Gals Doer @rtdltuneen, unb Ff1eres
8orbeugunssmittel aeeenBneumunta.
@arontirte 5taid1en 81 so Gents nnb
$500 in Botfer 8rU8. Gputbefe
grobe Gfaihe fret.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19
Gntthrcnte Snltaue.

Die 8org6nge, Ole iid Dor etIifen
Monaten in &onitnntinopeI obgeipie[t
babcn iitto nidJt obne 9eiipiel in Der
an @edlielfalIcn 10 reidlen tiirfiifcn
@eifidte: ghon Dor sl60ul Samio
bat cine &eibe bon SuItanen pom
9rndentbrone berabiteigen miiiIan,
INN einem Radfolger &lot ali MAIDEN
unO ben Heit Oes 2ebeiiS IN irgeno q.
mem Shlob Sit perbringet. Iidt i'm.
mer freifif lit es 1iiBerer 3pang ae.
ipeien ipie OiesrnaI, Der iold einea
gnti6liB berborriet ionoern gleib
Der erite Der osmnniiden Serrifer,
Der abSonfte, mar Der cole Mitrao H.,
ben bittere @rfobrunsen, tr1uriae ga.
milienereigniiie mo cine @era6tnnq
alles 8omps uito @~epr1nges ann
8er5i6t auf ben 9bron b%eitinImten.
Sn Der sdlodt bon Slid (1443) mar
er bon Den Gbriiten noIlig geidIaeen
mor6en; 10 idloB er ocnn eiiien sebn.
iabrigcn SricOenSnertrag in europa,
prbrete aIIe @erbaltniiie In ieinaa
uiiatiiden 2anoeru lluo iibergdb ole
Serridaft ieinein 5~ipeiten So6nc DIR.
borimeo. Der ploslide SoS Ieines t;(.
teiten Sobnes, oeS @rinscn alnbbin,
mar uobl Die Sultptliridhe fir oteien
@ntidluB. Sn itrpnger a6ecihloIien.
beit, abcr nidt III innatiiter asfcie,
ionOeru iH id)6ncn Geniib ieines Sc
bens perbrndjtc gr feline Icstcn Sabre
III ieincm 8alaii Gel @agneiia. SraQi-
fder geitoltcte ii@ sic abDdnfuhia
Siiltmi 8afajets III, oeijen abalifot
ourd Die acknowledgements @cbcItionen
ieiner ndditcn @ernnnoterI cridiittcrt
tpnroe. glabbcu, cr ii9 INIT Miibe Der
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19

Bir molten ~unieren 2eiera elm
brudlib uerfidern oaB 8oibee'S
German gprup ~heutantage polltlo
cos eIn5iee Brdpurat i'm Mtartte ~
rueldes Sawinbiubt ltnDert ano
heilt. @s ertbalt bic Giseuf1lttel,
ats reiner cheer Nussug pnn Btlafi<
3enhars Il, a., melde als 9eilmittel
Iur SuIfen uuo Ghminoiudt ooi1 pen
meoesir;s Sen Gongrehen 10 bod ae'
Scaost 10. Der 5bDinofd3tige,
einerlei Jb bic ssrantbeit i'm Salle
poer 9unae, muB oes 9ntts 6npe
babe unb beS Muraen8 tret elm oon
anf6ue BON tro6enen uno fDlternoetl
Suften. Sie erfrantten 2betle oer'
lanoen nab &ube, %1eilenoer nno
linbeuoer 8ebanStlna, nno Der Ba'
tient be6arf Der iriIhen Butt, gutter
Nahrrna ireien 9usmurIs oea Mtors
oen8, nit YdreGer uno oauernoer
Siuberuna. ateine 5i1I9aen 81
Is Gents seruDhniithe @rDBc nabe5u
3 Mal 10 oiel eptbatteno 70 Gents.
SIN allen Ipotheten su haben.
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19
sdrsdIids sdmsrssn ss.inSst.

Sfredlide Sdmersen &c, inject
9urtb ifredltbe gfmer5en gei
peiniet infplee Der @efte unnerbap'
ten Speiien, nabm g. O. @rapion,
uun anla, Wtii., Or. 8ine's &etu
Gife GiI8, init benz Reiultnte, ME
er ihreibt, nbnS idl furirt purbe.s
aIe Raaen unb @ebdrmeunorbnur'
gen perben asbpben burd ibrem fin,
bernben Siubleana b%eionbere @iger.
fHaften. 25 Gents tn Balfer 8ros.
NpDthefe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19


ten nit einem @efiibl, 0oS faIt nit
Sdmers getrGntt mar. Ger Sd)adt
mar sum groBen Sbeil nit Sdutt ge.
fiillt, unb Oo or nidt iebr tief par,
fonnten mir nit Silie elmer Setter
binunterIteigen. auf Der gegeniiber.
Iiegenben @nno, 10 bod, Dab mir
mie0er bic 2eiter benlbell mtbten,
Ioa cine glrt 6enlter. IS NOR emit
nit Steinen peri6loiien, iiber Die
Damn MSrtelbenuri mo Die 8em1l'
&c gcfiibrt moren, nm &dlber IRE.
,%ufiibren. Nber Der Grid mar alt
uno Die 8rabespliinoerer botten Die
Seffnung Ieidlt entoedt, Die 8lode
beiieite seidoben uno Den Gingang
freiqelegt.
&ir iolgten ibren Spuren nno ia.
men IN cine IGlllengeidmiifte Salle.
@roBe Sbeile Der Gede tuaren nieoer.
aebroden, anOere idienen i'm Segrift
herabsuiaIIen. @ir fletterten iiber
sic Griimmer, itiegen IN einen Iteilab.
falIenoen Sang binab rno fartert IN
Elm @ctnah. Oeiien @Gnbe ringsiim
nit @emaloeu geidmiidt paren,
ibnlih oeneal, Die mir ihon i'm Dor.
ioole qeiebcn batten. aud bier no.
rem Die 6arben ausg5eifnet uro
Ieu6teten in ieItIamer 5riIfle. Curb
cine grobe @robesbolle, beren 9ede
ourdl I6ngit geborItene SGulen MIR
nod flmuerlid geitiiet mar, ldlrtt'
ten mir ruitcr einem Sagel bcrob.
proiIeluoer I0rteIltide. Ilth bier
an ben @Gnnen @cmGlOe, Die ober
rtnpollenoet porei; Die Simmels'
rid,tlinaen puren iibcrall, 3u 3ere.
moniensmcden, genou feitgeIegt.
@as aber uniere 8lide am rtei-
item f~eIielte, tpar Ser groBe mddtige
Sarfopbag aus roiigcm @ronit. Der
in Der W1ittc 6es Saales Itnno. Sn
Die Seiten fparen reIigoie Snibriften
aearaben, on oen gden iab man DIE
@eItalten BON Sis uno &epbtbps,
nit melt ulsgebreiteten Shmitger,
aIs tpollten lie oeil 90rper bes &ont9s
ifiiben. Illein Ser Sarfopbag mar
leer, oie @rabrdltber batten i'm ee'
nIiinoert, BEN idtperen 9edel beiIeite
aetpprfen, MIR einige @ebeinereIte
uno elm G66oeI, oie aber bon uer'
Ihie6enen 8erionen itammten, logen
oartn. Ser S%orfopbag rubte aut
Dem Iteinernen 9obcn, in Den fletne
Seffnunaen aegraben tporen. Sn
oieien 2otern itanOen fleine bolser'
ne @ottergeItalten, 10 Dob Der $50.
niqsf6rper gepiiiermaBen bon ben
@6ttern getroeen mnrDe, Elm mert'
~tpiiroigeg arrangement, bas bisber
nod in feinem oltdgpptiifen 8robe
hepbahtct mitr6e. lleberoIl logen
3erbrodene @%6tterbiloer, Sriimmer
luto pertpeIfte 8lnmclt umber; bic
RcIte Ser @nirlonDen, nit oeuen emit
oos Grab geidmiidt nor0en mar.
SSsn einem fleinen Seitengemdde
fanoen mir 5erbrofene @ebeine rmh
einen 6rauenihGbel piesleift bon
Ser aonigin Ml%tngem. &n einem
siueiten fleinen @emad tuaren on
Ser Hiifpon0 @emdIoe nes SiiriS
unb bic Sfatrette zines @ottes NIT
erhobenen S1noen. 9ane6en lag
+Is aaL =. ~" on -. 49, 49, -
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-11-19
ROBERT WALKER.
RfhisuuDalt a. ai'sllitsr NsiaE
s,,ra,oun, Ms,

Ansrat nttttttI, A1trotit, ptrrtttttli III
Igthsn nrS 2srfAuit .nb i.riiet SGrtitfsft -
ilalSs RoS.ri Weit.r.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
cIearlno House Operations.

A clearing house is an agency estab-
lished by the banks of city. to
which all checks drawn upon one city
bank and deposited in another are
sent for payment. Every morning
there Is a clearance or settlement OF
accounts, in which the checks deposit
ed in each bank and the checks drawn
upon each bank are separately sum.
med up and compared. If there is
more deposited in bank than there
is drawn upon it the bank receives the
difference in cash. If the reverse is
the case, the bank pays the balar ce
instead of receiving it. The term
clearance means either the act of set
tlement or the sum of all the checks
presented for payment. The amount
of business done by the clearing house
is a pretty sure index OF the general
condition of business.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
Eastern Hiehbinders.

An ordinance just passed in Java
falls heavily upon Chinese secret so
cieties in the Dutch East Indies. A
fine of 100 guilders or three months
Imprisonment is the penalty for every
Chinaman found in possession Of Sc.
cret society documents or emblems or
caught wearing the distinguishing
marks OF these organizations.
Those who preside over the meet.
ings Of such societies, allow meetings
to be held in their houses or fail to
inform the authorities Of such gather
ings being held incur similar penal
ties. The latter also fall upon China
men who recruit for these societies
supply them with money or give them
help In any way.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
What Cynlc0 Are.

Cynics was the name applied to a
school Of philosophers founded by An
tisthenes, a pupil of Socrates. The
main tenet of the extreme Cynics was
that civilization is q curse, and true
happiness can be obtained only by
gratifying the most primary physical
appetites which man has in common
with brutes. The general attitude ol
the Cynics, as distinguished from that
of the Stoics, who regarded every
thing in the external world with in
difference. was one of contempt. They
were not an important philosophical
school numerically, but attracted at
tention largely by their eccentricities
and insolence. On account of the;r
contempt for refinement their name
came subsequently to be applied to
any one who takes mean view of hn
man life
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
GIRLS FAVOR MARRIAGE BY LOT
Say Compulsory Plan Would Increase
the Nations Population.

Montclair, N. J.-George w. Da
Cunha. who advocated universal suf-
frage and compulsory marriage by
lottery in a recent meeting in this
town, has received communication
from the girls of New York depart
ment store commencing him for his
stand. In part the letter says:
"Your proposal to have marriage
made compulsory through munich
pal lottery would result in no more
shelf goods to be after time put
upon the bargain counter at any price.
To a large extent your plan would re-
move women from competition with
men in the industrial field and make
man once again, as he should be, the
bread winner. 1t would be sure pre-
ventive of race suicide. 1t would in
crease the population to such an ex-
tent that in a few years we could put
up the bars ON immigration, and in
time bring forth strictly American
type to take the place Of the fast van
ishing descendants OF the Colonial
days. At present the American is
neither fsh. flesh, fowl nor good red
herring"
Da Cunha has received communi-
cations from many persons commend
ing his plan to have the municipali'
ties conduct lotteries by which the
marriageable persons of the town
would be mated automatically.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
A Suggestion.

A certain retired coal dealer of
Pittsburg is, in the good old phrase,
as tight as wax, but has a passion to
be considered 'spender" and good
liver, never neglecting an opportunity
to refer to his wine cellar" etc. A
short while ago he shared a we'll
known clubman and had him at his
house for dinner. A bottle Of sherry
was produced with considerable osten-
ton and the glasses filled. The host
held his to the light then drank. and
smacked his lips.
"What do you think Of that, hey?''
he suggested.
"Why-er-very good" the guest
commented. setting his glass upon the
table. But I say, old man." he add
cd in a confidential tone, II know a
place where you can get wine even
cheaper than this!"-Brooklyn Life.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
That Got Him.

A theatrical manager delighted in
taking a rise out Of conceited or vain
members of his company.
81 see you are getting on fairly
WE'LL" he remarked.
Fairly? am getting on very we'll"
replied the hero of the play. proudly.
"I played Hamlet for the first time
last night. You can see by the papers
glowing criticisms how we'll got on"
II have not read them," replied the
other. "but l was there"
"On, you were. Well, you noticed
how swimmingly everything went off?
or course, I made bungle OF one
part by falling into Ophelia's grave
but I think the audience appreciated
even that"
II know they did," said the man
ager with a slight smile; "but they
were frightfully sorry when you climb
ed out of 1t again!"-Pittsburg Press
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
A vacancv.

DR.. Hale once told Of a minister
who preached over an hour on the
four greater prophets. and then. when
his exhausted congregation thought
he was through, took long breath.
turned q fresh page. and. leaning over
the pulpit, said I'VE now come to
the more complex question of the
minor prophets. First let US assign
to them their proper order. Where,
brethren, shall we place Hosea?"
An irascible old gentleman in a
back pew rose, took his hat and stick,
and said as he departed: you may
give him my place II you want to.
I'm going"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03
The Price Of Peace.

The announcement that France is
going to spend three milliards Of
francs for new ships Of war-that is
to say, for peace-reminds us how
prices have gone up since 1871.
In that year France bought peace of
Bismarck for one milliard. And a
milliard, furthermore, was deemed in
that day, fairly stiff figure-the
thrifty French more than hinted that
Bismarck had driven a sharp bargain;
whereas, on the occasion of the pres
ent purchase, the nation is reported
as quite in a glow Of delight.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-12-03

The president of an ocean steam.
ship company was taking a journey
across the water. When the ship was
in a dangerous channel he became en-
gagged in conversation with the pilot.
an elderly man. who had spent most
of his life on the water. The presi-
dent Of the company remarked: Il
suppose you know all about the dan
gerous places in this channel?"
Nope" replied the pilot.
You DON'T" exclaimed the presi-
dent. "Then why are you in charge
of the wheel?"
Because l know where the bad
places amt"