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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
Up to Them.
from the CLEVELAND Leader

Uncle Nose, needing money, sold his
pig to the wealthy northern lawyer
who had just bought the neighbcring
plantation. After a time, needing
more money, he stole the pig and re-
sold 1t, this time to Judge Pickens, who
lived down the road a piece" Soon
afterward the two gentlemen met and,
upon comparing notes, suspected what
had happened. They confronted Uncle
Nose. The old darkey cheerfully adj
mitted his guilt. ..a
Well" demanded Judge Pickens,
what are you going to do about hP
Blessed ef 1 know, Jedge," replied
Uncle Nose, with a broad grin. Use
no lawyer. I recken I'll let yo' two
gen'men settle 1t between yo'selves."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

A union soldier, George Middleton, Of
Chicago, has sent to Colonel w. B.
Haldeman, Of Louisville, a contribution
of $50 toward a proposed monument to
General John III. Morgan, the famous
confederate cavalry leader. Mr.. Mid
dleton served through the war as a
private in Company e, Third regiment,
Indiana cavalry. He is now a wealthy
theatrical manager. Last summer q
monument given by him in honor Of
the soldiers buried in the cemetery of
his native city, Madison, Ind, was ded-
icated. Governor Wilson, OF Ken
lucky, was the chief orator and SOL
diers OF the Indiana and Kentucky ma
tional guards Joined in the ceremonies.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
cause to- Alarm.

From the San Francisco star.
An elderly patient In the Tennessee
mountain region wal suffering from q
malady the remedy for which the doctor
prescribed in the form OF capsuls. The
old woman trusted her medical adviser,
but for the medicine she evinced much
such suspicion. @.
Some time after she had taken the cap
suls she was asked by her son how she
felt. h.,.
Poorly"
Don't you want nuthin' to eat?"
NO."
Soon, however, the old woman arose
from her bed and took her seat in a
rocking chair. Thinking that the atten-
ton would be gratefully received, the SON
filled her pipe, and, taking a live coal
from the hearth. carried both to his
mother.
Take that away, son!' yelled the old
woman In the utmost fright. Don't you
know better'n to come near me when I've
got them cartridges in meT'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
Too Polite for New York.
From the New York Times.

He came from Georgia-a typical
southern boy. From his father, a gene
tleman of the old school, he had m
bibed his ideas of department. Hg
came to New York recently to visit an
aunt on the upper West Side, and was
much impressed by what he regarded
as a lack of politeness and consldera-
ton shown to WOmen by many New
York men on street cars and in other
public places. Even at the risk Oh
making himself q conspicuous, he de-.
termlned not to abate a jot his idea
Of the proper way in which to treat Q
woman.
down town with her to a big depart.
ment store. There was an endless
stream OF women passing through the
swinging doors. With innate polite.
ness the boy stepped ahead of his aunt
opened the swinging door, and held Ii
for her to pass through. The aunf
had a purchase to max at a nearby
counter, and swept ahead withoui
looking behind.
Having completed her purchases the
aunt looked for her nephew, but he
was nowhere to be seen. She started
back toward the door, and there be-
held a sight that made her laugh IN.
wardly. ISL
At the door stood her nephew, bow.
ing automatically az woma after wo-
man passed in. All the women glanced
at the polite young man, and thought
tho. establishment had secured a most
courteous doOr-opepeT."2 Tho aunt res
cued him from what would have been
O continuous performance.
What could i dol" he pleaded.
There was another lady right behind
yOu, and / certainly couldn't let the
door slam in her face Behind her
came another, and they kept coming
so fast hat 1 was kept busy bowling
as they came in"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

The woman who has a thousand pet
ty cares and annoyances while she suf-
fers with headache or sideache must
not be blamed If she cannot always be
angelically amiable. What she needs
is thoughtfulness from her family and
such q simple and natural remedy as
Lanes Family Medicine, the herb tea
that makes weak women strong and
well. Sold by druggists and dealers,
06c
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
Beyond His. Faith.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer.
Senator Beveridge, discussing a po-
litical movement that in Its sudden
overwhelming success had rather em-
barrassed him, said: 5#
II felt like a good old Ohio pastor,
AS he came down from the pulpit IN
Sunday morning the sexton said:
Your prayer for rain was soon an
swered, sir. It's pouring
"Dear me, I hope not muttered the.
pastor. I came away this moTntnR.
without an umbrella" .t
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
Names and Names.

From the Kansas City Journal.
DO you know" said a New Yorker,
looking at the map of Kansas and talk
ing to a Kansas man, that you have
such very strange names for towns
here In Kansas? Take these two-Pa-
lacky and Skiddy. Very odd names, in
deed"
where do you live?" asked the
Kansan.
moo Yo'k, of course" was the re-
ply.
"All the year round?"
mo" was the reply. Part of the
time / live in Hoboken and part of
the time in Poughkeepsie."
The Moo Yo'ker' is still wondering
why the Kansas mar laughed.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
Thought He Would.

from LlpplncOtlS =.
Mr.. MCGUIRE Ito hospital attendant
Phwat did We say the doctors name wasi
DR.. Fitzpatrick"
"Thot settles 1t. No dOcther wild tbOt
cognomen will git a chance to oper&te
on me-not II l know IT,"
why notT"
We'll, yez see, my names Patrick"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

A Bavarian chemist, an authority on
brewing, has convincingly demonstrated
that no form of colored glass when used
for beer bottles affords absolute pro-
lection against the effects of exposure
to sunlight, and that a wide diversity
in degree of protection Is observed
when glass of different tints Is en-
ployed. The highest measure of protec-
ton is yielded by dark, reddish brown
glass
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

From Paris comes the story that In
carrying out gunnery experiments on
the hulk of the disabled battleship Jena
the French government intends to go
further than have the other navies,
and not only test the durability of the
ships, but the effect Of battle action ON
life on the ship attacked. The effect Of
gases generated by explosions in com
partments on the ship will be studied
by the substitution of cows for men In
the lena #a.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
A Rank Outsider.
From an E%xchange.

Tho fashionable wedding presented a
festive scene. Beautiful girls In gor-
geous gowns were everywhere. The
bride stood proudly beneath a canopy
of choice exotics beaming in her love-
illness.
Isn't she just too sweet" gurgled an
elderly matron. But who do you sup
pose is the nan who is always at her
slider"
I'm sure 1 can't imagine" replied
another matron. Then, as a brilliant
idea struck her, she remarked, "Oh, ]
guess it's only the bridegroom"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

The London Teacher has been look
ing into the marriage rate at Manches-
ter university, and found that Of $50
women who achieved degrees, only "a
have married. At Manchester the
young woman and the young man sit
side by side. And only IL of the SEQ
nave mated themselves with male
graduates.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
stop. Colds In nm Hour.

You will be glad to know Lanes Pleas
ant Tablets t~laxative) will stop in an hour
a cold that could not be warded off by any
thing else. They will always break up q
Woodward, LIE Roy, N. Y. Sample free.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

walk upstairs
without stopping
on the way. /
tried three differ
emit doctors and
each told me some
thing different. I
received no benefit
from any of them,
but seemed to suf-
fer more. The last
doctor said moth
ing would restore
mYhealthT haOnn
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
For the Season Only.

Lulu-YOu were engaged to that fellow
over there last year, weren't you?
Anna-Yes; and II he hadn't made a
fool of himself and tried to renew the
acquaintance last winter, he could be en-
gagged to me again this ummer.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Browns Bronchial Troches relieve
Throat Irritations caused by cold or use
of the voice. In boxes 25 cents. Sam
Piles mailed free. John 1. Brown & Son,
Boston, Mass.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

take to my bed.
The urine was
cloudy and con.
tanned much sedl-
ment. The doctor
was not helping
me and began
using Doan's Kid
ney Pills. They
stopped that at
tack and as l kept
nm using tho treat-
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

An eagle has been shot by q keeper
on the Tiberton estate, Herefordshire,
England. 1t measures seven feet two
inches across the wings and Is two
feet ten inches in length. 1t is of a
light brown color, apparently two ears
old and is believed to be of the white
eagle suecies,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

"Polygamy is the rule among all the
tribes of southern Nigera, the reason
given by the natives being that 1t is
impossible for n woman to 40 all the
work of the house." said Capt. +. A.
Steel, at the Royal United Service In
stitution, London. the other day.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

From the Kansas City Times.
Going to take your chaperon to the
play tonight?"
well, / don't know. There are so
many passages in these modern plays
that are hardly fit for elderly folks
to hear"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

The production Of copper in the
United States, Mexico and Canada for
the month Of January fell off only g.
000,0 900 pounds from December, accord
ing to figures Of production from the
various mines Of the country for that
month. The Boston News bureau
figuies the production for January at
102, 100, 900 pounds, as compared with
107, 000, 900 pounds In December, 1908,
and 5,915, 900 pounds in January, 1908.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE Pinkham's Vegeta.
BILE Compound Cured Her.

Willimantic, Conn.-HFor five wears
I suffered untold agony from female
troubles, causing backache, irreRulari-
ties, dizziness and nervous prostra-
ton. It was impossible for me to
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
Even in Sooietv.

The Man--IIiii you join me in the next
waltz?
The Woman in Blacksmith pleasure.
What is the next number?
The Man-why, the Merry Widow"
n you look the part.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

ment cleared my system Of uric acid,
regulated the urine and cured the
bachache."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster -Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Wise people use Hamlins Wizard OIL
to stop pain because they know it always
makes good. Foolish people try expert
ments. Ask your druggists about il.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

With a sword in his hand. a retired
mariner named Richard Crick, age IS,
was found dead in his bed at his resi-
dence, 10 Falconer terrace, Plaistow.
England.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

No rain has fallen in the province Of
Apula, Italy, during the past two
months, and the price of spring wa
ter Is so high that the inhabitants have
to quench their thirst with wine, which
is only half the price of water.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01
SLABS OF PAIN.

Like Thrusts Of u Knife in the Back.
William II. Walter, Chatsworth, ILL.,,
says: Pains in my back that felt like
knife thrusts made me quit work and
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

TEXAS LANDS-Best and cheapest on
earth. Write US today for prices and
description. DON'T wait. Humphris Realty
Co, Maria, Texas.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Your working power depends upon your
health Garfield Tea corrects disorders Of
liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels; over
constipation, puriies the blood
brings good health. ....5.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eys Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Mu-
rins Doesn't Smart; Soothss Bye Pain.
Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
for illustrated Eye Rpek Fred.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

PILES CURED IN Q To Ia DAYS
PAZo OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any
case Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud.
ing Piles In 9 to IA days or money refunded
Soc.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Petttt's Eye sRlvo 100 Years old.
relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye aches,
intamed, sore, %atery or liberated eyes,
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Msa. WanslewsS poorBIHs BYEUP FOR Chndren
Seething, Moftens tho Eume, reduces nnAmmAt On,
Allays pain, orsSa wind collie. 2Se . bottle "
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

There are only IS female physicians
in the German empire.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

% The average daily travel between
Manhattan and Long Island is $4,000
persons.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

Only One "BEohO aUlNINE"
That is LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE. IOob
for the signature Of K. w. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure q Cold In One Day. 25e
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

The japanese government is making
an energetic fight to prevent the
plague. In Toxic alone between 1000
and 5000 rats are killed and examined
every day in the search for a possible
source of infection.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

In considering the speed of d steam
ship, 1t must be remembered that a
knot, or nautical mile, is a very diff
ferent thing from a land mile. A mile
is $3.50 feet, while a knot is $3.50 feet
and a fraction. Therefore, when a YES
sci makes 1905 knots an hour, h
passes over very nearly q land miles.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-04-01

SIOUX CITY PRO CO., 1864, 1909
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-20
SAN FRANCISCO IS
NOW REJOICING

San Francisco. Oct 1o-The fea-
ture tonight Of the celebration that
began here today in commemoration
of the discovery of San Francisco
bay was a reception by the festival
queen and by the impersonator of
Don Gaspar de Portola, the diseoy-
erer, in honor of the foreign minis
ters and the officers OF the foreign
warshipS now In the harbor. The
chief guests at the reception were
Jonkheer ]. Loudon. minister Of the
Netherlands 10 this county and Mar.
quis de Villalobar minister of Spain.
both of whom were sent here as the
representatives of their respective ma
tions during the celebration. The
warships in the bay were illuminated
tonight and the searchllghts played
over the city. The enormous bell at
the intersection of Market, Third.
Geary and Kearney streets formed
from 10000 colored globes was the
most striking feature of the lighting
New York, Oct, 19.-Beneath
Great Bear Star" CalIfornlas state
emblem. 500 Native Sons and Daugh-
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-20

was as wonderful as the suddenncss
OF the disaster.
The greatness and the energies
of San Francisco are broadly Ameri-
can. The whole world looks toward
the Golden Gate and knows that the
richest people in the world are gath
ering their commerce on the coast
California has been appointed by
an all-wlse providence as purveyor
TO all the world It Is destined TO be
one of the most prosperous sections
of the earth AS a region of natural
beauty and prodrctiveness It's only
rival is Italy and this rival Il is rapid
ly outstripping
John Hays Hammond, wired from
New Orleans his congratulations and
a toast as follows.
~ wire You TO propose a toast which
we shall all drink together May
civic peace and concord prevail In
our city. and through the ambition OF
her united people, may she attain her
highest aspirations Here's to indom.
nitable. Incompatible San Francisco"
Tho banqueters sent their greetings
to the Portola festival committee.
Tho telegram read:
CAS- We sorrowed in your sorrow.
so now VIC rejoice in your JOY. We
congratulate the empire city OF the
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-20

terS of the Golden State gathered
AT the WaldorG-Astoria tonight to pay
New Yorks tribute TO the Portola
celebration at San Francisco and To
rejoice at the rehabilitation of the
city.
The formal gathering at the Wal
dorf was only part of the recogni-
tion New York gaze the event. In
all the big hotels and restaurants
throughout the city, the menus carried
the toast written by President Taft
TO Portola and TO San Francisco and
il was drunk by thousands,
John Mcknight. formerly we'll
known San Francisco newspaper man
was tpstmaster and Paul Morton.
president of the Equitable Life Tnsur.
ance society was the principal speak
or at The Waldorf dinner. There
were kilograms Of greeting and felici-
tation from many friends in San Fran
cisco.
Mr., Morton praised the pluck and
spirit OF the San Franciscans as
shown In the splendid regeneration
of their city.
The rebuilding OF the CITY," he
said. "is the greatest single achieve
ment in the annals OF industrial enter
prise The .swittness of recuperation
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-20
new AUTOMOBILE WHEEL
HAS BEEN INVENTED

a new automobile wheel that prom
ises 10 revolutionize the wheel con-
struction OF tho popular vehicle is on
exhibition in ogden. II Is known as
the Moore-Freeman automobile wheel
the inventor of the wheel being S. c.
Moore of Salt Lake. The wheel is
not ready for the market and will not
be until a company can be formed for
the manufacture and sale OF the same
The promoters of the wheel and the
ones most interested in the forma-
tion of 4 company are S, c. Moore.
the inventor. c. C. Freeman. VIM.
Niebusch and C. w. Canon. They
propose to capitalize the company at
100000 and proceed Immediately with
the manufacture of the wheel These
men are certain that the mechanism.
when attached to automobiles. will
fill long felt want among the own
erS and drivers Of machines and will
materially lessen the expense OF main.
tanning an automobile.
The wheel has what is known as a
floating heb which is connected with
the steel rim by means of steel spokes.
On the inside of the rim is arranged
steel spring on either side of which
are alignIng rods that work In ball
bearings. This arrangement permits
the springs to give, UP and down. and
lengthwisc with tho Wheel but there
Is no play 10 the Side, which means
that it would be an utter Impossible
ity TO dish" the wheel under any
circumstances The construction OF
che wheel allows OF solid tire
The connections in the wheel arc
all absolutely tight and noiseless. The
connections with the rim and the hub
of the wheel are fabricated with Gra-
phite, so placed thai 1t cannot escape.
and Will last for a great number of
years. The promoters say the wheel
is unbreakablc. and it will bo guar.
anteed TO last as long as the machine
upon which it may be used
The cost of the wheel will not be
greater than the original cost of 9TH
er wheels and. besides being practi.
cally indcstuctible, 1t will obviate
carrying additional wheels, or tires
The weight is not more than ten
pounds greater than the pneumatic
wheel and is not subject TO break
downs. II has been tried out and
found TO do just what tho inventor In
tended II TO do. The wheel being
made of steel. may be covered with
nickel. blue steel, enameled or be
given the color Of gun metal
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-10-20

ladies wcrc addressed By a number OF
the Republican candidates and also
by Mrs. Jennie Nelson. the president
q OF the club. The club is soon TO hold
a reception.
Republican Headquarters- Re
nublican city committee has opened
attractive headquarters on the ground
floor OF the Orpheum block from
which place the campaign will be con
ducted. The daily papers with read
ing tables. q committee room and the
chalrmans Office are being fitted up.
Suit AqaInst Smurthwaite-The Or
econ short Line Railway company be-
gun an action against Charles A..
Smurthwaite 10 recover S973G alleg-
ed to be due on contract
Marriage Lioense.-A marriage If
cense has been issued by County Clerk
Dye to William J. Roylc and Bessie
Orem, both Of Ogden
Senator Taylor Makes a Hit-The
student body OF the Weber academy
was honored this morning at the gen.
eral assembly by the presence of SEN
ator Robert Taylor OF Tennessee. The
senator was called upon to talk to the
students, which he did, and occupied
all the time OF the devotional exer-
cises The distinguished visitor de-
livered an excellent lecture TO the
school the evening before, but Il is
said by those who heard his talk at
the academy this morning that it
really surpassed last nights discourse.
His subject before the students this
morning was The Responsibilities
That Rest Upon the Rising Genera
tlon" In handling the subject he took
up the questions of labor, the black
race and the individual problem. He
spoke with great force. and so elo-
Quent was he that his talk was pune
tuated with bursts of applause from
the student body. Senator Taylor was
entertained In Ogden canyon a few
hours prior TO his departure for Salt
Lake,
Fine sc. P. Scarburg was SEN
fenced TO pay fine of IS or go TO the
city jail for five days for getting
drunk. This case has been before the
municipal court since last Monday,
but no additional evidence was ad-
duced this morning. Inc man claimed
he was not drunk. but the court took
a different view Of the situation.
8orn-To the wife OF Charles
Schmalz, October Is. a girl
New Business eIock-Ground is be-
ing cleared by J. Stanley Dee. on
Grant avenue, just south of the Brown
Ing garage. preparatory TO the cree
tion of a two-story brick business
block. The building will have fifty
feet frontage and a depth of one hun
dred feet On the ground floor will be
two store rooms. while the second
story will be equipped for lodging pur-
poses. A number OF frame buildings
that have been standing on the Site
arc being removed.