The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-06-07
BEAUTIES OF JUNE
Charley Bliss of Montgomery News
Speaks of Them in Poetry and
Prose--Also of Eggs.

The new fiedged birds are on the
wing, the humble bee whets up its
sting, the goslings muddy up the
spring, the June bugs dance the High
land fling, the birds their joyous an
thems sing To market added eggs
they bring-but I've run out of
rhymes, by jng.
An egg 10 be toothsome in June
should have occurred recently. Ii it
has nestled TOO long in its mothers
bosom. or if il has tarried in the in
cuhator when il smells of John ID.
OF nest egg to often II is best 10 pass
It by on the other side. An egg tha'
is suffering from senile debility is MOI
fit for human society, II lass
superhous and odoriferous on the
scene and should be retired per
manently from circulation.
June will come in this year on the
first Tuesday and go out on the last
Wednesday, The moon will be full on
the third, al total eclipse node, but
We never node this until We read it
in the Rev Ir Hicks almanac, The
month will be characterized by seis-
mis- periods. volcanic unrest, ecliisa
nodes, electrical manifestations. and
on the DIST il will suffere from
solstice A solstice is worse than a
stone bruise but is not quite as bad
as a carbuncle. yet II NAV have to be
lanced Notwithstanding all these
abdominal unrest. the month will be
generally calm outsideof Washing
ton. The soft zephyr will soush
through the whiskers of The okla
homa statesman and no sound vii
be heard save the songs of the birds
and the voice of the hired man as
he cusses the mules, The blue skies
will bend over the earth with yearn-
ing love and heaven will shed her
benedctions upon field and forest
The leaves will weave ieweled pal
aces and fashion princely habitations
for the birds. White breasted flowers
will nestle together beneath the
hedges or Chamber in wild profusion
over the garden wall The ripping
brook will murmur its mllabies to the
blossoms that stsop to kiss its
dimpled bosom, drowsy perfumes will
steal from the red-lpped rose, the
clover blossoms will beckon to the
| tipping bee and at night the moon
beams will filter through the bending
blossoms and the whipporwill's wieri
cry will be heard along the dim ar
in Jingle and DANCED chiggers win
whet their fangs aud lie in wait for
the Sunday school picnic.
In June the sanctified ice cream
and the consecrated strawberry will
help TO pay off the church debt, aud
Sunday school picnics will be on zap
The picnic girls the girl for me, ar
rayed In swiss and dimity. with
frousled hair and airy clothes and
freckles on her sun-burnt nose. With
ME TINS girl can make mash al
though she may be shy of cash. In
disarray her clothes are hung, her
handsome hair has come unbung, but
still my love this girl can win, with
Jelly Oh her dimpled chin, and light
and f1imsy shirt waist too, through
which her charms play peekaboo
Take away the parlor belle, for me
she weaves no Turing spell. She may
be of the stylish kind, her train may
drag three yards behind she may
wear diamonds in her hair and be be-
decked with Iaces rare, but like as
not her pomapdour is held in place
by RAFT" galore, and then her
mincing carriage warns that she is
suffering from corns!-Montgomery
News.