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Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
S. P. RAISES CHARGES
ON NORTHERN STOCK
GENERAL ADVANCE EXPECTED
ON ENTIRE SYSTEM y
Stations Named in New Schedule ln-
clude Points North of Horn
brook-CompIants
Follow

SAN FRANCISCO, March 1.-Tha
Southern Pacific railroad has an
nounced an advance of % per cent III
freight rates on live stock from forty
two stations on the Shasta route to
San Francisco, South San Francisco,
Oakland, San Jose, Sacramento and
RodeO.
1t was said by traffice men here that
the advance is a part of the company
policy of raising rates from points of
origin to points of concentration for re-
shipment to the east by water. 1t is
believed that many similar advances
are to follow.
The stations named in the advanced
rate include all points on the Shasta
route above Hornbrook and below
Dunsmuir, and the five receiving points
cover all places in this section where
Strengthening is done.
Complaints against the increased
rates have been lodged with the sttae
railroad commission by nine large
packing firms. If the matter is not
adjusted prior to the next meeting of
the commission, March 8, date for
hearing will then be set.
The particular rates complained of
are those from Montague and Gazel!2
to Oakland and San Francisco. The
former rate to Oakland was $50 car;
the new rate is $75 a car.
The secretary of the commission
states that until his attention was
called to the increase by the com
plants he was not aware that one had
been made.
The new schedule has been filed with
the commission, but as the former tar
if has never been matter of record
with the body a comparison was I'M
possible.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
PATRICK MAKES LAST
BATTLE FOR FREEDOM
FORMER ATTORNEY AGAIN AR
CUES IN COURT
Accused of Murder of Aged Million
aire and Sentenced for Life,
He Continues App
peals

NEW YORK, March 1.-Albert T.
Patrick, serving a life sentence for the
murder of William March Rice, the
aged millionaire, left SIM Sing prison
today to appear before the appellate di-
vision of the supreme court of Brook
Ign on a writ of habeas corpus.
Patrick hoped to argue his own case,
contending that he either deserves
death in the electric chair or freedom
because of his Communication to life i'm
prisonment was Illegal.
Assistant District Attorney Taylor
argued that no grounds were shown for
the issuance of the writ of habeas
corpus.
Patrick arose and in a clear voice de-
sired to know if counsel contended that
the facts in the petition were untrue.
Justice jerks at this point gave Pat
rick an opportunity to read the district
attorneys reply to the writ of habeas
corpus, following which argument was
commenced in which Patrick took a
leading part
Patrick told the court he accepted the
writ and asked for an adjournment un-
til next week before concluding the
final argument.
The hearing adjourned to Friday and
Patrick was taken back TO Sing Sing.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
SAY His HOLINESS
IS MUCH IMPROVED
POPE Plus X HAS BAD COLD,
BUT OTHERWISE WELL
Alarming Reports Declared to Have
Been Sent from Italy Are Denied.
Pontff Discontinues
Audiences

ROME. March 1.-The condition of
his holiness Pope Plus X today was
reported by his physicians TO be con-
siderably improved, although it has
been decided not to permit him to re-
sumo his audiences for several days.
Alarming reports were sent from
Italy yesterday to the effect that the
illness of the pontiff was serious, put
bulletins issued this morning state
there is no truth in these rumors.
His holiness is considerably hoarse
and has a bad cold, but his indisposi-
ton is not such that alarm need be
felt for him.
It is stated his pulse is about normal,
his respiration good and his spirits
generally lively, although he is con-
fined and has discontinued all but the
most important business.
A great deal of disappointment has
been felt here owing to the fact there
are several special delegations of
Americans now in the city who came
all the way from London and Paris to
receive his holiness blessing.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
SEEKS PEERAGE
AND BIG ESTATE
NATURAL SON OF LORD SACK
WILLIE SUES HIM
CASE ARoUsEs MUCH sENTi-
MENTAL INTEREST
Charge Made in Sensational Spanish
Suit That Church Records Were
AItered-M arriage Declared
invalid
IRv Assoclated Press.l

MADRID, March 1.-The case of
Ernest Henri Battiste West, claimant
to the Sackville peerage and estates
against Lionel Edwards Sackville West
to whom the estates have passed.
opened in this city today. The court
was presided over by Judge Marquella'
The case hinges upon the legitimacy
of the claimant. :.
Ernest West is the natural son OIL
Lord Saekville, who, While ne was III
Madrid, formed an irregular allance
with a Spanish dancer named Joseph
inc Duran de Ortega. His claim TO the
title and estates has aroused great
degree of sentimental interest.
No attempt will be made to deny that
Lord Sackville lived with Josephine de
Ortega, the latter passing as his WlIe'
and that he formally legitimatiZed ms
children by her. but Lionial VIII con-
tend the dancer in 1851, eighteen years
prior to the birth of Ernest, contracted
a marriage with a Spanlard naned
Olivia and that consequently Lord
Sacl1ville's legal recognition of his
children is nullified. He will produce
in court copies of a register of
church in Madrid purporting to snow
the marriage of Ernests mother TO
olivia. These copies were procured IN
1900. and the claim is made that the
register was tempered with in 1901.
Sues Church EmpIoye
The present case is q criminal action
against a church employe named Rol-
fir. a relative of Josephine, and thlrd
man. who IRE charged with altering the
church records of the marriage of Jo-
sephine to Olivia in the interests Oh
the claimant.
The public prosecutor and the attor-
ney for Lionel Sackville West have
Joined in asking the condemnation OF
the accused to Imprisonment for ten
years. The handwriting experts agree
that the church records were tempered
with, but they differ as to what these
changes indicate. A number of hand
writing experts have been summoned
by both sides.
The claimant proposes to produce also
the dying declaration of Josephine at
firming that she was the legitimate
wife of the late Lord Sackville and that
her children were recognized, support
ing this contention with an array Of
private letters.
The prosecution will insist upon the
validity of the marriage of 1851 and
will cite the fact that there is no GER
tificate of the marriage of Josephine
and Sackville; that Sackville, when
he assumed the peerage in 1885, de-
clared he was unmarried and that the
municipal archives contain a legal
transcript of the marriage of Joseph
inc and Olivia.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
Railway Law Upheld

OLYMPIA, Wash, March 1.-The
railway commission law of this state,
including the power therein conferred
upon the commission to fix railroad
rates was upheld by the state supreme
court today A constitutional question
was raised by the Great Northern rail-
way and the power of the commission
10 fix rates was questioned. The SUI
preme court holds the legislature in
expressing the rate shall be fair, just,
reasonable and sufficient, declares the
law and the details of working it out
is an administrative matter and can
be delegated to a commission.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

ROME, March IA terrific storm
broke over Rome tonight doing much
damage to property and causing the
death of one person. The roof of the
railroad station was partly destroyed.
A portion of the roof in falling tore
off the top of the Michael Angelo
cypress in the court of the Church of
Santa Maria Angelo. This trees is sup
posed to have been planted $50 years
ago by the famous sculptor and painter
whose name it bears.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
Dot Loses Heirs 500

OAKLAND, March lon tie decision
of Judge Ogden that a punctuation
mark in an Photographic will left by
Mrs. Mary L. Lancaster, was decimal
point, and not comma, the bequests
to Moses Robinson and Emily Robinson,
brother and sister of the testator, were
reduced today from 800 to 81 each.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
Breaks RooseveIt,s Record

PIQUA, o., March DIR. G. c.
Throckmorton, aged 65, exceeded today
the military ride of President Roose-
Welt of ninety-siX miles, military gait,
when he rode three horses in relays
100 miles in thirteen hours and 40
minutes.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

| BOSTON, March Three unknown
men lured Rev. Francis Leberti, pas
/ tor of a Roman Catholic church of Our
Lady of Mount Carmel, from his home
in East Boston tonight and beat him
into Inconsistencies. Two haurs later
! the Rev. Mr.. Leberu recovered suffi-
! GENTLY to go to a physicians office.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
pisburses MANY Rebates

NEW YORK, March disbursement
of the $12, 100000 in rebates dut to gas
consumers in Manhattan and the Bronx
under the S0-cent gas law, in cOnnec-
ton with the decision of the United
States supreme court, was begun today
by the Consolidated Gas company and
its subsidiary corporations,
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
Stranue Oversight

Some one connected with the navy
department was guilty of an unpardon-
able oversight in the preparation of
invitations to guests to witness the
presidential review Of the battieship
fleet on the termination of its all
around-the-Wo cruise at Hampton
Roads, when the name of Admiral Rob-
ley d. Evans was omitted from the
fist. If it was an oversight it must
have been a deliberate snub and in
tended to rankle in the heart of the
veteran sea warrior. After carrying
the great fleet safely over the most
dangerous stretch of the long voyage,
he was entitled to the courtesy of join
ing in the welcome to it's return to the
port whence it started under his com
mand.-Oakland Tribune.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
FLOUR AND FEED PRICES
AT LOS ANGELES MILLS

The following quotations prevail at the Globe
mills: FLOUR
AL -four. .4OlGlo6e nour.'.......So ~
Made of select California wheat;
Silver Star flour. sc. O0 xxx flour .......S5 40
Eighth bbs. zoe Dbl higher
Bakers -four eastern and hard wheaD Dbl:
Globe our........ 81. SOL Bakers Al S.. 90
Eastern graham. 6. col Bakers Magnolia. 80
E. Whole wheat. 6.6OIBakers' pastry. 80. $40
AL flour is retaied at 81. so per Il sack and 9ac
per "a sack. Globe family s1.S5 per a sack and
q5c per Is sack.
MEAL AND CEREAL GOODS (per 100 lbs).
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
LOCAL EGGS DECLINE
TO TWENTY-FIVE CENTS
RAINS ENRICH NATURAL FEED
SUPPLY
New Potatoes, caullfIower, Onions and
Lettuce Advance-CeIery Declines.
Plenty of Fish

Local eggs declined to 92c dozen in the
Los Angeles market yesterday the puyihs
price dropped to zoe dozen. Receipts over
Sunday amounted to 7S9 cases. Reports
from poultry districts are that the egg pro
duction will be large this spring. a condi-
tion due principally to heavy. rains enriching
and enlarging the natural feed supply.
New potatoes were firm at S2@2.25 lug
box other potatoes were unchanged from
last week. holding firm at S1.76q 2.25.
Asparagus advanced to 20@22c pound.
The bottom price of onions advanced TO
So. So the top remaining at SO.
Caulihower. owing to marked scarcity
reached the high line at s2.50.
The top price of lettuce advanced to N.!6'
Superior stock sold low as $1.25 crate
Celery declined to s2.25@2.5o a crate.
Celery was in larger receipt than for any
day since recent rains. There was also an
improvement In the quality.
Bananas were still scarce and held to DC
pound
There was a plentiful supply of all kinds
of large fish. Small fish were scarce. me
principal varieties on hand were rock cod
halibut and barracuda. The demand was
heavy Game scarce.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

Wheat. No. / 200 Ibs) 81; do 400 h. sacks)
81 o.; corn, 100 lbs s1.75; cracked corn, 100 lbs
81 so; feed meal. 100 lbs. s1.s5; rolled barley
100 lbs 81 .55; oil cake meal. 100 lbs. 81 50
shorts, 100 lbs 81 so; heavy bran, 100 lbs 1.G5
Kaffir corn. 100 lbs. $3.50; white oats 100 lbs
81 90; seed rye. 100 lbs. $3.50.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
Adopt SUFFRAGE amendments

PIERRE, S. D.. March 1.-The senate
tonight passed the house resolution
granting a popular vote of an equal
suffrage amendment.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
CITRUS FRUIT REPORT

NEW YORK March 1-Forty-hve cars of
navels, one car navelencias and FIVE cars of
lemons sold There is a good demand, but
prices are lower navels The market is
steady on strictly fancy lemons, but weak and
lower on ordinary stock. Weather clear and
ia vora HE
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

BY a German patented process starch
is made insoluble in hot water by treat
ing it, in the cold, with formaldehve and
a moderately strong acid.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

PITTSBURG, March 1.-The market is
steady on navels and lemons. Eleven cars
sold, eight on track. Two Florida
anges Sold average $2.75; market unchanged
on Floridas. Weather favorable
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02
Local Hay Market

HAY-Choice barley nay, $500, No. /, s23. 90;
plain oat hay. SIS. U0Q26.OO; No, q s2A0O; north
ern alfalfa, Sl9.OOq2OOO; local. $2O0Og22. w;
timothy, s25.O0Q26.OU stock hay. Sl5.VVUlS.OO;
straw, yS.UVqlO.UO.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

CLEVELAND, March 1.-snowing; market
is strong on navels firm good stock lem
ons. Eight sold; II on track.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

| PHILADELPHIA. March Thirteen cars
naves three cars lemons and two mixed cars
sold. The market is lower on naves and lem
ons. Weather clear and cool. Seventeen cars
on track. Thirty Florida oranges sold.
The market is unchanged on good stock.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1909-03-02

ST. LOUIS March WEATHER cloudy Mar
ket is weak on naves and lemons. Eight cars
sold; eleven navels and two cars lemons on
track
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
HOPE TO find MORE
LIVING IN The RUINS
Thousands Of Soldiers Put at
Work in MeSSina.

Rome, Jan. 13.-The fact that nv-
ing persons still are being rescued
from the ruins of Messina and Reg
gio has decided the authorities to con-
tinue the excavations of the wreck
age and several thousand soldiers are
employed in this work who otherwise
would be detailed to help in the dis
tribution' of the necessities of life for
the survivors. In most cases those
now being brought out alive were i'm
prisoned in rooms and cellars not
completely demolished and their sit
uation was such that they could get
hold of some little nourishment.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
MOTIVE BEHIND THE CRIME
Police Officials Doubt Truth Of Car
michael's Confession.

michael's Confession.
Carthage, Ill.,, Jan. 13.-When police
officials attracted to this place by the
suicide of Rev. John H. Carmichael,
self-confessed slayer of Gideon Brown
ing at Rattle Run, Mich, have fully
satisfied themselves as to the circum.
stances attending the last act in the
tragedy it is expected that inquiry will
turn to a possible motive for the in
1tial crime.
1t is a curious fact that dispatches
from Michigan reveal an unwilling
ness on the part of officials and 9TH
ers to accept the theory of Car
michael's insanity as evolved from
his strange confession. One of the
first to voice this skepticism was
Prosecutor Brown of Adair, Mich,
who rejected the idea that Browning
had used hypnotic influence. Il shall
always believe" said Mr.. Brown, that
there was deep motive behind the
crime"
Similarly Under Sheriff Petil of
Port Huron asserts his belief that
Carmichael's last letter was not in
tended for a deathbed confession, but
was written with the idea that he
would be brought back to stand trial.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
.DESPONDENT over
DEATH OF Wife
mInnesotan Kills -Four Children
! and Commits Suicide.

Mankato, Mimi, Jan. 13.-James
York, quarry worker, cut the throats
of four of his children near here and
then committed suicide by hanging
himself by a small wire The dead
children are Earl, aged fourteen;
Nina, aged twelve; Zula, aged nine,
and Vera, aged six. The sole sur.
vivor of the family is Ida, the eldest
child, young woman, who kept house
for her father. York was respondent
over the recent death of his wife and
was no doubt insane.
The oldest daughter, who escaped,
was up stairs when the crimes were
committed and heard no struggle.
When she found the bodies of the
four children she ran to the nearest
neighbor for aid and when the party
returned it was found that York had
hanged himself with a piece of wire
in woodshed.
Five older children were away from
homo
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
Earthquake on Pacific Coast.

Seattle, Wash, Jan. 13.-Reports of
a slight earthquake shock came here
from Vancouver, Victoria, Sumas, Ia
coma and Bellingham. The same
trembler was felt here and lasted
from seven to thirty seconds No
damage was done here, but persons
rushed from buildings. It is reported
that Immediately after the shock
smoke was seen arising from Mount
Baker, an extinct or dormant volcano.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
GUILTY OF CRIMINAL LIBEL
Hearst Employees Convicted in New
York Court,

Hearst Employees Convicted in New
York Court.
New York, Jan. 13.-Bradford Mer-
rill, S. S. Carvalho and Edward S.
Clark, officers of the Star company,
which publishes William r. Hearst's
newspaper, the New York American,
were found guilty of criminal libel on
a charge preferred by John D. Rookie
Teller, Jr., and technically committed
to the Tombs prison. Magistrate
Moss permitted them to remain in the
private reception room of the prison
while their counsel, Clarence J.
Shearn, went before Justice Davis in
the supreme court to make applica-
ton for writ of habeas corpus.
Mr.. Rockefeller charged that the
defendants had published a newspa-
per article accusing him of having
caused system of peonage to be es-
tablished by manufacturer of break
fast food in Illinois.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
M'lNTYRE ADDRESSES JURY
Alleges Conspiracy to Convict Thorn
ton J. Hains,

Flushing, N. Y, Jan. 13.-John F.
Mcintyre summed up the case for the
defense in the trial of Thornton Jen-
kins Hams, accused with his brother,
Captain Peter G. Hams, Jr., of the
murder of William E. Annis at the
Bayside Yacht club on Aug. Is.
In opening he charged that there
was a conspiracy of the Bayside
Yacht club members to convict the
defendant. The killing of Annis, de-
clared Mr.. Mcintyre, was done by
madman-"a man whose mind was
dismantled and dethroned by the con-
duct of a libertine." He denied that
it was prompted by the defendant.
Throughout their evidence, counsel,
said, Andrews, Birchfield, Storms and
other witnesses for the prosecution
were influenced by motives of re-
venge.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
TURKEY ACCEPTS
AUSTR|A'S Offer
Way Now Clear for Conference
Of the Powers.

Constantinople, Jan. 13.-The Turk.
1sh government has accepted the Aus
tro-Hungarian offer of &2,5OO,OOO
Turkish ($1o,s0o,00O) indemnity for
the annexation of Bosnia and Here
govina, thus removing every POSSIBLE
ity of war. The grand vizier, Kiamil
Pasha, received Marquis Pallavicini,
the Austro-Hungarian ambassador,
and notified him of the decision of
the council of ministers.
Vienna, Jan. 13.-The foreign office
has received dispatch from Marquis
Pallavicini, the Austro-Hungarian am.
bassador in. Constantinople, that the
Turkish grand vizier has informed
him of the acceptance by the Turk
ish government of the Austro- Hun
garian proposals for a settlement of
the dispute over Bosnia and Herze-
govina. This direct arrangement be-
tween the two principals clears the
way for conference of the sigma
tories of the Berlin treaty, which. it
Is presumed here, will without doubt
approve of settlement agreeable to
Turkey.
It is felt here that the settlement
reached between Austria Hungary and
Turkey may have an irritating effect
on the other countries concerned in
the Near Eastern difficulty. Accord
ing to reports that have come into
Vienna Servia and Montenegro resent
the fact that they were not consid-
cred in the arrangement and they
may be expected to raise objections.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
HELP WANTED.

WANTED-A good woman cook.
Apply afternoon or evening at
Star Theatre.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13

The object Of the association is
"the promotion of businesslike and
conservative use and treatment Of
the forest resources of the country"
The association was organized in
1882. There are branch associations
in twenty states
Among the speakers who will ad-
dress the associations meetings are
Clifford Pinchot, chief of the federal
forest service; DR.. Albert Shaw, ed
itor Of the Review of Reviews; Pro-
lessor H. S. Graves of the Yale For
estry school and ]. e. Ransdall of
Louisiana, president of the national
rivers and harbors congress.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
PROMPTLY PASSES SENATE
Foraker Resolution Asking for Ac
counting of Emergency Fund.

Washington, Jan. 13.-Without de.
bate and without reference to commit
tee the senate passed resolution pre-
scented by. Senator Foraker calling on
the secretary of the treasury for an
itemized statement of the expenditure
of the 100000 appropriated by the
act of March 8, 1899, to be expended
at the direction of the. president as
an emergency fund.
This is the fund out of which the
detectives, Browne and Baldwin, were
paid for their services in Investigate
ing the Brownsville affair and for
which expenditure Mr.. Foraker sharp
ly criticised the president and Secre-
tary Taft
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
CUBAN CONGRESS IN SESSION

Paving the Way Today for American
Evacuation of Island.
Havana, Jan. 13.-Carrying out the
recent decree of Governor Magoon
the Cuban congress met today for the
purpose of effecting a permanent or
ganization and approving the election
of it's members. .....-*
On Jan. 20 the congress will meet
again in joint session, pass on the
election of the president and vice
president and proclaim them. It will
then take a recess until Jan. %, at
noon, when Governor Magoon will
turn over the government to Presi-
dent Gomez and his administration.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
Fight for Speakership.

Madison, Wis, Jan. 13.-Interest in
the opening of the Wisconsin legisla.
ture centers principally in fight for
the speakership. The struggle has
narrowed down to Assemblymen L.
H. Bancroft of Richland Center and
George r. Scott of Prairie Farm.
Scott represents the SO called La Fol
lette faction. Bancroft has the sup
port of the state administration.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-13
Quite Clear.

Masquerader explaining who he IS
supposed to represent)-I'm that fellow
who fought the battle of what do Won
call 1t, you know. What's his name
says all about him in his great book.
You remember, every one took him fol
the other chap until they found he
eouldn't be; then they knew he wasn't,
Think look the part? -London Sketch.