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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
His Turn For Luxury

His Turn For Luxury.
It was one Of those palpably cold
ham and pickle inns, but the motor
wouldn't go, so Jones and Jenkins had
to make the best Of a bad smash and
put up there.
Accommodation, gentlemen7 Ger
tainly, gentlemen" oozed the oleagi
nous landlord. Beautiful large feathe,
bed, plenty Of room for the two OF
you and big enough for three. This
way, gentlemenl"
They went, they saw, they grunted
It certainly wasn't much Of feathe,
bed. But they agreed to take it and
being fatigued, retired early.
In a few minutes Jones was sound
asleep; but try as he might. jenkins
could not drop off,
At 2 in the morning Jones was awak
ened by a violent nudge in the solar
plexus.
"What's the matter2' he growled.
'Get upv' was the reply. Its hall
timer
HALF time? What are you talking
abort1 This isn't cup tiev'
"rTo '3st iiss aam turn to sleep or
thai zs.a tsaessss'' r:,rsion Answers.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

Edouard de Reszke, the distinguished
basso, when he sang with the Metro
politan Opera company was about the
hardest worked man In the troupe, for
he had many calls upon his voice and
sang at nearly every performance.
Pol Plancon, the great French basso,
also a member Of the company, sang
less than half as often and marveled
at the way De Reszke stood the work.
One night when both were to sing In
Romeo and Juliet" Plancon, clad in
the gorgeous robes Of Capulet, strobe
into De Resske's dressing room and,
casing at him with disdain, exclaimed:
"You. my friend-you are not a
singer; you are horser-New York
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

should be distinctly understood that
Aldrich really doesn't have to COM
promise, for if he can't get the bill
he wants he can load it SO that no
bill can be agreed upon and then
his friends can fall back on the
Dingley bill, which was made to
order for them and suits them
splendidly. Rockefeller knew what
he did when he took the 'Aldrickes
into his family.
Several senator's have tried to
play the role of the dashing and
bold young man who rescues the
heroine from the depraved villain
and finally overwhelms him with
proofs of his guilt. Among them
we find the little Norwegian with
the shoebrush whiskers, and the
handsome Moses, both of Minneso.
ia. Knute has always had a decid.
ed leaning towards tariff revision
downwards. In 1883 he was one Of
the thirteen republicans who voted
for genuine democratic tariff re-
vision bill, and he was so thoroly
imbued with the principle of tariff
reduction that he had to lie in soal,
in lake near Alexandria for sew.
eral hours to take out enough of it
to enable him to run on the repu.
blican ticket again. He didn't gel
it all out, tho, and it must have
pleased him immensely when the
republicans last summer adopted 8
national platform that he could in
terpret to mean tariff reduction,
But, alas! Knute is now finding
that the mastery elocutionist Al
drich can by a slight change of EN-.
phasis read that platform SO that il
reads in favor o f higher duties
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(First publication May 1o-lwks.)
|tsties Tor Hearing On Petltlea 70.

(Ffrst publication May 1o-4wks.)
Citation for Hearing On Petitlea tes
probsto % Will.
ESTATE OF Andreas Haagenson, Deceased
STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
KANDlYOHI, In Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Andreas
HaAGe00on, Oecedent.
The State of Minnesota to ali persons In.
terested In the allowance and probate of the
viii ofsaid decedent: The petition Of ndreas
Hanson being duly fled4n this court. repre-
eenttng that Audreas Haagenson, then aresi-
dent Of the County of Kandiyohi, state OF
Minnesota, died on the 23rd day Of April
1909, leaving last win and testament which
10 presented to this court with said petition,
and praying that said instrument be allowed
90 the last win and testament Of oaid dece-
dent, and that letters Parliamentary be isoued
thereon to Andreas Hanson. NOW THERE.
FORE, you. and each of you, are hereby cited
and required to show cause, any you have
before this court, at the Probate Court
Rooms In the Court House, in the City Of
Willmar, County Of Kandiyohi, State OF
Minnesota, on the 14th day Of June 1909, at
one o'lock r. NJ, Why the prayer ofsaid petit.
ton should not be granted.
Witness the honorable, A. r. Nordiu, Judge
of said court, and the seal of said court, this
18th day Of May 1909.
(C0URr SEAL A. F. NORDM,
Judge.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
Parsina the Word That"

Zone Of the chief amusements Of
teaching grammar to my freshman
class" said local high school in
structor to a Louisville Courier Jour-
nal writer. lis to see their struggle to
parse the famous that construction.
It Is possible, you know, to form SEN
tence which contains five consecutive
that's For instance, He said that that
that that that man referred to is an
adjective It takes some pretty clear
thinking on the part Of my youngsters
to solve the problem and parse each
word, but usually some Of them do It.
The first that Is conjunction, the sec-
ond Is an adjective. the third is
noun, the fourth a conjunction and the
6fth an adjective. Is 1t perfectly plain
to your
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
U @:;3HA4Mici jii;'t H75

Hawick, May 1.-THE Hawick
Gun Club had their shooting exer-
cises Sunday, with E. E. Valley in
the lead and A. w. Erickson Sc
cond.
Seeding is nearly all done in this
neighborhood, excepting flax and
corn.
A. w. Erickson has sold his auto
runabout to J. Johnson, the Irving
buttermaker.
Nerve WEIGH lost valuable horse
last week.
E. J. Hood was out getting SUBJ
scriptions for the Daily News Sun
day and collecting coupons for the
auto contest. Everybody save their
coupons and subscriptions for him
and get a ride around the world.
MIR. and Mrs. j. johnson went
thru Hawick Saturday in their auto
on their way to Georgeville.
Geo. Harris and family are about
to move to New London. We are
sorry to lose such good neighbors,
but wish them good luck in their
new home.
Jos. Pelky has been busy hauling
grain to the elevator this week,
prices being good.
Julia Erickson, Lucretia Martin
and Mrs. E. J. Hood visited at
Archie Pelky's place Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Jones went
to Webster, S. D., where Mrs.
Jones expects to 60 thru an opera
ton for a very sore hand.
Grain is coming fine and there
are prospects of big crop.
Jas. T. Hood is reported on the
sick list.
A. w. Erickson is on the list for
new five passenger auto. What
is the matter with the Hawickites?
They are up to date.
Frank Pond has been sick, but
is now improving. S. Ford's con-
dition has not improved any and he
is in critical state.
Lucretia Martin was q Paynes-
vile shopper Saturday.
A. H. Sperry has for sale some of
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Tn: Kd s!ei i'd eco
W. Aw W. W. WI
Observations by Clarence

Farce-comedy may have its at
fractions at times, but it is the
essence of such comedy that it be
short and rapid in action. The
farce comedy put on by the Aldrich-
Cannon Comedy company, other
wise known in common parlance as
the U. S. congress. does not come
up to these requirements, and
therefore is proving decidedly tire.
some, and the audience. the people
of the United States. are anxious
that the curtain shall drop as soon
as possible, and they have got to a
stage where they don't give q
whoop whether the hero gets the
heroine or gets it in the neck. 1t
has dragged along for months, and
seems no nearer a solution than
when it commenced.
remarked some time ago that
when the thing was over Aldrich
would have things just about as he
intended to have them. He plays
the villain in the farce, and he has
first mortgage on the farm, the
grand piano and the family lot in
the cemetery, and can get what he
pleases. To make it a little easier
for those who have to yield to him,
he lays claim to several adjoining
forties and the heroines pug dog,
and at the proper time he will re.
lease those claims and pretend that
he is compromising the matter. II
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Among Our Neighb0rS.
Sifted out by Ludwig s. Dale.

The Kerkhoven Push Club has ar
ranged for market day to be held
on Saturday, May 20.
Cottonwood business men have
subscribed $3.50 per month for three
months to support a baseball team
this summer.
The total deposits in the banks of
Renville county now exceed the two
million mark. according to the OIL
via Times.
The county attorney of Martin
county has ordered two saloons
closed at Fairmont for selling IL
quor to minors.
Hotel Bodson in Breckenridge
was destroyed by fire last Wednes-
day. The loss is about SIS. 100,
with about $4,000 insurance.
The Litchfield post office will be
advanced to second class July l, but
it is not expected that free delivery
will be installed for some time.
Bert 7. Barnes, the first publish
er of the Raymond News, died on
Tuesday of last week at Winton,
Iowa, following a serious attack of
pneumonia.
The Sunday lid has been put on
at Winona. and the beer drinkers
will hereafter be unable to stop in
on their way to or from church for
a little wet comfort.
John P. Bernick, former sheriff
OF Stearns county, committed sui
eide by shooting in St. Paul last
Wednesday morning. No reason
for his rash act is known.
A private telephone stock COM
pany is now being organized at Ap-
pleton, with a view to Dust the
Minnesota Central. Whether this
property will eventually become the
property Of the village will be left
to the future.
A defective sidewalk crossing
cost Wheaton 81, 900. A Mrs. Lar
kin stepped on the end of q cast
iron plate which lay across a gut
ter, the plate tipped up and struck
her knee, causing injuries to such
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

an extent that the limb has been
stiff ever since. She sued for
$1,000, but the jury reduced the
amount to 81 900.
w. S. Clay of Hutchinson has in
vented an electric fire ringer, by
means of which the fire alarm may
be sounded from the telephone CEN
trail. The device is now being
manufactured and will soon be on
the market.
The Great Northern depot at
Monticello burned to the ground
last Tuesday. The origin of the
fire is unknown. The loss is esti-
mated at about $4,000, as there was
considerable freight stored in the
building at the time.
For the second time in two years
the Howard Lake post Office was
robbed last Friday night. The safe
was blown open and the contents
rifled, the robbers securing about
$40 in cash and $50 in stamps.
There is no clew to the cracksmen.
While Brick and his bartender
were watching the fire department
putting out a fire at Paynesville,
three hoboes slipped in and tapped
the safe for three five-doIlar bills.
The theft was discovered immedi-
ately and the thieves found, but on
ly two Of the missing VS. could be
located. Neither coaxing nor cuff
ing could induce them to cough
up" the third.
The first issue of the Galloway
Post, established and published by
Frank E. Smith, formerly publisher
of the Raymond News, came to our
exchange table last week. It is
bright, newsy and we'll printed, and
judging from the looks of its adver-
Using columns, the business people
Of the village are giving the paper
splendid support.
The city council of Madison met
again Thursday evening, voted to
refund the license money, accepted
Swans resignation as mayor and
ordered a special election for to-
morrow to elect one to take his
place, appointed Peter Gall tempo
rary mayor, and granted Gerhard
Skei a pool room license. All of
which means that Madison is again
on the water wagon, at least for
one year.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
RICHARD D. HALEY
Obituary Notice Republised From
The Michigan N. D..
Arena.

Grief came to many friends in
Michigan on Saturday last. when
the sad intelligence was received
that Richard D. Haley had passed
away at his home in Grassy Lake,
Alberta. To all who knew "Dick"
as he was fondly called, the news
was scarcely credible. That the
tall jovial friend, of splendid ply
sique and health. to whom they had
hidden a CHEEKY goodby at the time
Of his departure from this city 8
few brief weeks ago, had been
stricken by the dark shaft of Death
was the most saddening news his
townsmen could have received.
On March 3rd of the present yea,
Mr.. Haley and his estimable family
departed from Michigan, where
they had made their home for the
past seven years, for Grassy Lake,
in the Canadian Alberta. Thei,
decision to make their residence
elsewhere was greatly regretted by
all, and the most sincere wishes fol
their future health and prosperity
were voiced by friend, and neigh.
bors who had early learned to hold
them in the highest and kindest re.
gard.
At Grassy Lake Mr.. Haley en-.
gagged in the general merchandise
and lumber business in company
with his brother George, and Will
and James Larson. Success smiled
apparently upon their efforts, thei,
business affairs prospered beyond
their most sanguine expectations,
when without warning came the ia.
tai stroke which deprived the fami.
ly Of husband and father and the
business venture of it's most capa'
bic and leading spirit.
On the 21st of April "Dick" Wa.
stricken with complete paralysi.
Of the right side, and the attack
eliminated with his death on Fri.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

Sick ausband-Dd the doctor say
posidvely I was to take all that medi-
cine?
Wife-Yes, dear.
Sick Husba1d-Why, there's enough
there to kill a donkey.
Wife (anxiouslye Then you'd better
not take all of IL John
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
9cotland's Forests.

Scotland long ago lost its forests.
In the time Of James vi. 1t was Ia
mented that the country was almost
naked and "mony yeiris ago spoiled Of
all the thinner within the same ~
Within the last hundred years. how
ever, great tracts, notably in Perth
shire and Forfarshire, that once were
bare have been reclothed with ''tim.
meR."
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First publication May 19-4w.1
Order limiting Time to File Claims. ssd
for Hearing Thorooa.

ESTATE OF MARGARETHE OA0EROW.
STATE OF MINNnOTA.
County Of Kaudiyohi. In Probste Court
In the matter Of the Estate Of Marguerite
DameroW, DeCedent.
Letters Of Testamentary this day having
been granted to George Dsmerow.
It q Ordered, that the time within which all
creditors OF the above named decedent may
present claims against his estate in this court,
be, and the same hereby ia, limited to six
months from and after the date hereof and
that Monday, the 22nd day Of November 1909, at
one O'Clock P: a., in the Probate Court Rooms
at the Court House at the City of Willmar in
said County, be, and the same hereby IL, fixed
and appointed as the time and place for hear.
Ing upon and the examination, adjustment and
allowance of such claims as shall be presented
within the time aforesaid.
Let notice hereof be given by the publicar
ton Of this order in the Willmar Tribune %
provided by law.
Dated May 18th, 1909.
A. F. NoRDIN,
la8Al.J Judge of Probate.
Attorney,
AtWater. MINI.
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Legal Amenities.

Several decades ago there lived In
Charleston, W. Va, a Judge noted for
his boorish manners. A very anical
lawyer whom he especially disliked
was once trying a case before him.
and all the while the barrister spoke
the judge sat with his feet elevated
on the railing in front Of him hiding
his face.
Exasperated by this, the lawyer
queried:
May ask which end Of your
honor I am to addressT'
whichever you choose" drawled
the Judge.
We'll" was the retort II suppose
there 10 a. much law In one end n
the other"
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1ses Cheese.

'sa9~4ss ~suVOOOs
BaScxa slts wsr. when axle grease
va E4,sf psEy wei Known. 4 MISSISSIPPI
pi 1sssffsec aaf: i, 21sale box Of it on the
shaiE 81, 8 e<:,tlatg< store and thought It
We caesse. as & vas In the same size
box Es'sst s;2saese was usually put up.
Whas1 ne ss>ngl,E 4 box, the storekeep-
or Soasa a'.a isss ceGld have a few crack
ess aa ssgn,gE:pe. or "for good meas
uts. y Is.c negro spread the axle grease
oessr TIE sssSsssesaasss rs and ate the combina-
ton. he returned to the store, wear
Ing 4 very sour expression. dat am
the rancidest, slidinist cheese I evan
taste," he told the storekeeper. 1T
keep slidin' and slidin' around In me
until I almos' thinks dey am wagon
wheels In nah insides."
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
IN MEMORIAM.

whereas. It has pleased God in
His infinite wisdom, to remove
from the cares of this life to his
Heavenly Home our beloved friend
and fellow citizen, Richard D. Ha-
ley. and
whereas, MIR. Haley departed
this life at Grassy Lake. Alberta,
on the eighth day of May in the
year of our Lord one thousand nine
hundred and nine, and
whereas. For the past seven
years Mr.. Haley was an honored
citizen. an upright, conscientious
business man. kind neighbor and
most valued friend In Michigan
City, where with his estimable fam
lily they endeared themselves to all
whose good fortune it was to know
them, and
"Whereas, In Mr.. Haley's death
his sorrowing widow and children
sustained an irreparable loss of a
dutiful and affectionate husband
and father, and society one of its
most valued members, therefore be
it
Resolved, That the Commercial
Club of Michigan City, Nelson
County, North Dakota, express to
the widow and relatives of Mr.. Ha-
ley it's deep sorrow in their Attic
ton and the assurance that the
memory of Mr.. Haley will be per-
petuated in the hearts of our citi-
zens, who knew and loved him so
we'll. Be it further
Resolved, That spread reso-
luton be spread upon the min
utes of the Commercial Club and
that a copy of the same be forward
ed to Mr.. Haley's widow
M. 7. Scarf,
J. A. Lamb,
John H. Fleming,
]. A. Walen,
Il. H. Lampman.
From the Michigan IN. d.
Arena, May IA. 1907.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

A. H. Sperry has for sale some Of
that 100 per cent in growing quail
ty and variety seed corn. 10f
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19
oxyaon 1ipplino.


Oxygen tipping IL the latest form
q the drug habit" said a doctor. 1.-TWO
physicians have died Of it this year.
and 1t Is stated that there are quite a
hundred oxygen tipplers among the
laity Of our big cities.
Oxygen, you know. il a wonderful
stmulant. Its inhalation keeps death
on the dying for days and days. But
taken regularly it soon wrecks the
health. 1ts effect II said to be delieht-
ful Like champagne, it creates gay
eV. Along with this gayety goes a
feeling Of tremendous power and light
ness. Drunk on oxygen, the most slug
9ish and melancholy persons have a
Joyous and heartening idea that they
can do anything In the world."-New
York Press.
Hewitt Don't you think her face Il
IKE doWef1
Jswett- Can't say. I never saw .
century plant In bloom.-Nxchange.
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P OSt Cards
KANDIYOHl COUNTY SUBJECTS.

No better way of advertising the beauty Of
the county than by sending your greetings
to friends all over the world on the post
CARDS published by the Tribune Printing Co.
Subjects now published are the following
Big Kandiyohi Lake, East beach Of
Norway Lake. two views combined.
SWenson Lake, Nos. and 2.
Little kand1yohi Lake.
Henderson Lake.
Twin Lakes.
Bagle Lake, double cards.
Lake Florida.
Lake of Hefta, showing Blue Hills In
distance.
Sunburg Store.
Lake Elizabeth Buttertown.
Baptist Church Lake Elizabeth-old and
new.
Raymond High School.
New London High School.
East Norway Lake U. L. Church.
West Lake Church.
West Norway Lake Church.
Svea Creamery.
Svea Lutheran Church.
The Bethesda Homes.
Green Lake Chautauqua.
New Svea Schoolhouse.
New Sunburg Schoolhouee.
Other subjects In preparation. Watch
this column.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

Our Cards are for saleby the following
dealers:
Elfstrum's Drug Store, Willmar.
Carlson Bros. & Frost Drugstore, Willmar
Rice's Confectionery, Willmar.
Palms Bakery, Willmar.
Geo. Negaard, Drugstore, Raymond.
5. e. Peterson, Drugstore, Atwater.
Johnson & Peterson, Kandiyohi.
Aug. Gabrielson, Kandiyohi.
Spicer Drug Co., Spicer.
Edw. Lungstrom, New London.
J. Ed. Nelson, Svea.
MeIn & Johnson, Lake Elizabeth.
Walby Bros. Store, Harrison.
Elmquist's Jewelry Store, Willmar.
fyour dealer cannot supply you, we will
mail to any address, any subject or assorted,
two for five cents. Comic cards, printed
from cartoons published in Tribune will be
mailed at the rate of 8 for s cents.
Send for an assortment of our post cards
to have on hand for sending greetings and
brief messages to your friends.
mRvME DDINTT1NC m
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parture with the Nelson County
Bank.
On March Sd. 1909. Mr.. Haley
and family left Michigan and made
their residence in Grassy Lake.
Can. where he engaged in business
with George Haley and Larson
Bros. Then came the fatal paraly-
tic stroke and his untimely demise
on Friday, May 7th. 1909. The re-
mains were conveyed to his boyhood
home at Willmar, and funeral SER
vices were held from the r. G.
church Of that city. FIR. Cleary,
the same good father who per-
formed the marriage ceremony
eight years before. delivered an ell
oquent and touching funeral ad-
dress and consigned the remains to
earth.
Harry O'Neill, Of Graceville,
MINI. VIM. Larson, Of Grassy Lake,
Alberta. j. A. Lamb. F. G. Lamb.
G. H. Lamb and J. H. Kirwan of
this city this city, acted as pail
bearers. All of these gentlemen
had been close friends and business
associates Of the deceased. A large
assemblage of friends and relatives
were in attendance and followed
the remains to the final resting
place. He is survived by his wife
and three children, Douglas. Ed
ward and Richard, the eldest OF
whom is six years Of age; and by
his mother and several brothers and
sisters, with one of whom, George
Haley, we are all we'll acquainted.
Rev. FIR. Mcdonald, Mrs. j. M.
Lamb, J. A. Lamb, VIM. G. Lamb,
G. F. Lamb, G. H. Lamb and ]. H.
Kirwan were present from this
lefty.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1909-05-19

A defective sidewalk crossing
cost Wheaton 81, 900. A Mrs. Lar
kin stepped on the end of q cast
iron plate which lay across gut
ter, the plate tipped up and struck
her knee, causing injuries to such
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-11-27

Tor the development ana progress OF
the Negroes. If the door of oppor,
tunity closes among the whites he can
turn to more than 100000 Of his
own race whose needs are similar un.
der the same favorable auspices.
What imputation can be brought
against the advantage for education
of every kind-classical, professional,
technical, liberal and Industrial? In
no other country in the world do the
same advantages exist for the poor.
What indictment can be brought
against the spirit of Christian benevo.
lence, which is widespread, manifest.
ing itself in number of schools and
colleges, universities and seminaries,
scattered all over the land, for the
higher education of the Negro?
Now, | say with all candor if the
Negro can better his condition in So
brief time by going somewhere else,
let him leave.
Where will you direct him to goi
Africa, you say, but Liberia in partic.
ular.
NO one who knows the condition in
Africa would advise emigration to any
part of that continent. | think the
feeling is decidedly against the coming
of the American Negro. | am satisfied
that the American Negro would find,
in addition to the opposition which
would come from the heads of Euro
pean colonies and protectorates in
Africa, if he intended to live in them,
curious kind of prejudice of blacks
against blacks, which would annoy
him equally as much, If not more, than
that in the United States.
Il should feel some delicacy in of.
fering Liberia to American Negroes
In view of the fact that the highest
authorities in Liberia have declared
that it is not ready for the return Of
the exiles.'