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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

Mcrdants & Winers transport. Gu.
Sampfer2inie.
Srndt une 9aIiagtcre. J
y Rad Bottom nuo benz Often.
SofltttnS. SteHltdg nlo 6reituG, 6 ubr WbenoS.
y BAD Yruuibcnce NIB oem Cfteu. slt
Sofi1tag, Wiittiuot uno Sreitdg. o ubr @benoS.
gadl Newport Hcips.
3d8lt6. ausgenpmlnen Nonleritaa II. Saulft1g,
@ ubr Ibeuos.
v Grldt ar9enummen ti9lt6 biz 3 ubr ytadn.
iiir ~beuielJen Gap tubreHoe Sampfer.
Ran Sauaunab uno SadipnDine.
Wontaq. Wittruu6 mo Sreitda, q Qbr sIbenos.
@aueL8iirenu: German uno 2iebtsStr.
Ut3S&S|
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02
kinder SCnreien
MACH FLETcHER'S
ca 8 7 Q r IA

Gniie fiir's Anelnno beiOrnt e. Nlninc. 4f3
Sh'Saitiuore' Str, uaGr 6nitpm Souie lstue.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

nj t-Goutpuglie'n.
,DlarBianb Srnft Co." Qoroipcds9de glIbelts
Mlo Sernlalts Strabe; g. 9. Zimmerman,
Yrdftoent; carroll Ban geBf S1aef1eitcr;
5erOis SpeHcer. iuu.. SirliSsS1ueneiiter;
&nH Sfinner, SiilfesSefreldr.
Baltimore Sruit & Guarantee Co.," @Qu:tabIe
Butl0iug.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

SpursSanfen.
,SeutIhe epar6ant Uuu Baltimore" 9utaps
mo Baltimore StraBe.
uSt, 5aucs Sparbani," 8aIiimors'S iraBe u1o
Sutton Souies2tOenle.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02
MarnlanS &YenninIuania. Giien6alm.

edIe iAr's aasIarb befprgt q. Natss, Az
Eh-8aItimsre.etr sats 9afsm essts.Gsesnk
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

StQatS. 0anfen.
,Tsutide gnut non Baltimore" Baltimore
uno SpQioaOsg truBe. gtugult Weber, BrGlts
bent; Is. J. Slot, S6agmeifter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02
" 8rnnofafS = llcbertraanmocn.

George 9enrin an Samuel g. Ec.
ters mo Strait Siiorpcit Scite Der
Gareps, nobc GorrouitroBc, fl bel 10
Sub, @rItno5ins sol, So.
&on1es VI. Slctder an NcnrD =.
HubImon Siiorucit Settle Der Hot-
terion Eorf }lpentc mlo GuItcrn
NocnIc, II bel so SUB, @rrmo5. SIS,
$500.
WtoOiion Square y. .. 81. an W}or-
tin NmbcrG Wn0 Sroit, Oiticitc Der
Bethel, nnbe EpmnienoItrobc. 1873
bel 97,t Sub @rrnO5. $3O.12. So.
gntmo :. Gippett an EbiIip Moien.
itein uno Trolt, 9toroieite Der 6runt.
Iin5 nobe @iInoritruBe, IS bel 90
SUB, @runojina $50, 5000.
Souis $. @cdert uno 6ruu oltNturp
". SenfinS, Oitieite Der 6rIton-A pe.,
nahe MorDitroBe 1876 bel 20 SUB,
@ruhb5iitS S54, So.
1bomloS I. Griffin al Moru &.
9oIbmin, NprOieitc Der W}lllbcrrDl
nobe YoppletonltrnBc, 1873 bel II
SUB, @runo5inS SIS, $500.
Stcpbcn y. &urtuoo0 mnO 6rou an
Fbonloa ). Griffin NorOicitc WtltI.
berrps, nobe4}opplctonItrnBc 15.6 bel
II SUB, 81.
George Wc@. 9enion on &omcH s.
2pnd mnO 6rolL Oiticite Der Noto-
mac, nobc @nltimoreitroBc, If bel
72.3 6uB, @rumo5ina $l7 So.
Sobn !. Graham, Nom, an Snbu
8. Sulipon unb 8rulL Noromciticite
Der SonooIes, nobc Gttingitrobc, 1G
bel 50 GllB, Wruno5. $40, So.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02
gladl ocm Mlcerrsitranbr.

Die lcBtcn Arrangements fiir Aip ct.
rfuriiou 0ca ySiiO.goltimomr@e 81.
iHdftalrutc &ereinS" lloG Cccon
Gitp iiuo 9ctroficn. 49, ,gltluutic
&otcl" ou0 NolptQuorticr.
Ter nGfitc U}ittmod Oiiritc elmer
Ger @omuCrtoqc Der Suiion IN
Cccuu Gitp ioueit Der Neiud in Nc.
truht fommt, Wcr0eu. Nlrr id0uc3
Mcttcr bc16thigt Der ySiiosNoIti.
more @eif0ftslcltte @creiu" an Dem
Gage u1o Der Grfolg lit 0ciidcrt.
gcrcitS lett limo iiber 700 Tubrfortsl
prrdriiftn ui0 Ocu @crihtcu Der
iflicOcncn Gomitc'u jufoI9c Oijrftcu
iiA iIbcr 1900 N~cripncn bctDciligen.
Go2 Grfllriioua.Gonit Scr CrGonis
lotion pcriommcItc iid I'M 0cim oc2
@ur. hilbert 6riciG r&iolct @rope, "
GutOu2piQe, uuo trui mcitcrc Eorbe.
rcitunacu iijr ocn <2fIltg noh 0em
WCcrc2ltrod0c. IS mltrOe inter Pm
Ocrcl1 bei6loiiCL elm nolbclcBtr2
W}uiit Srhcitcr 81 cnguAircu nm
pr0d)tigc Souucnir9 al @crrcu NM
Gamer pGDrcn0 Der Gubrt jlt Der.
tbcilelt. Iic Nbiubrt oCa Campers
criolGt in Oicicm Sabre enc bolbc
Stur0c ipUter, ais in Den NorjubrcL
n0mIidl plulft : llbr. 9t0h Nltuift
in Claiborne briItQt Ciu aus uIcr5cbn
@u1Qons b%citebenOcr Spc5iol5uQ Die
2lll5iliiQler nod Ocnl berrIid QcIcqc,
men Gccon Gitu. sir 3obIrciGc
llebcrraihunacn iiir Sung uHO Nlt
mdbrenO Ser Compiler ln0 GtlcH'
bubniobrt miro elm aus bcpGbrtcn
&ergnilQunq9rGtbcn bcItcbclOca 50,
mite binreihcuo SorGc trogen. Gas
Grfuriio Gornitc bcItebt aus Den
$50. Woltcr z. Icnnp, 8oriiBcr; Or.
Otto No. NcinbnrOt (Goroucr 0c3
iiiolihcu Iiitritt3). MoItcr .. Ninn5,
&obu Y. @roniu, @iQiom Eocu,
Gborlea !, W}ithcn, George as.
Gbrcdt 2lbcrt j.. 6rieic 6cnrp
). @r0ninQ umo George =. Stiuncr,
er-oiiicio. &u 6olgc oc3 5n crluor'
tenOcu itorfeu }uOronaca lit 3u en-.
picbIcn, iih bel 3citen nit Tobrtur.
fen al ncrichru.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

Gdir iir'S anslano beiorat e.. Malnr, 4t3
Gf.SaiiimpresStt, uaBe Cation Seute.Ap
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

8Iunbing, 8urnacc$, Ronges uno
Gefen, 9ad0eden mo Rinncn.
Seunrtt Bros, 523 Toros8reElonts goeuue.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02
NlAnnfntnit

M0ootatcn.
Gaul u. Sd. edUlR. 12G-t29 2nio PGilsing.
4uitaUne SORT, 2Bl-2O9 Galbert gutloina.
2anomirtbihoitIi6e @erGtbe uno
SGmereien.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02
Griffith & suruer 60, 2O5 gurosgacass trlBe.

Warmor. mo @ranit.0erfe
6. Sitadrtuer & ebbue, 7i4-71s g8eft.gaIti'
mOresStraBe,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

-beiorat-
g. 3nine,
g2eutider GOrrcipOnOcHt,"
Nr. Alb, Ol Baltimore . 9traBe.
0ei9Gftss& egWetier.
Bidder, Gpnoitor- unO SOteI.
8eOQri5.4rtite(
sBe gsSsrs & Staa So. IO4 saOs9OiuarOsst Ctr.
8eitungen, 3eitIdjriIteu, etc.
Che Baltimore sc.ps So" Dur.0 @bereronl'
bic, 9ef1dltsiibrer, 3ls 2neti.9e aHaltsSir.
8au . WaterialiciL Gbiiren, 6enIter-
rQbmerL &uOeu, etc.
3outs .. Softer X So, tl5-ll7 saO'5reOe'
rIdsSiraBe.
0ationulsganfen.
,S9c E(S SUun gatiOual Sani". SAB: uro
GretersStraBe. Sacob ". Q0Vt, Bralloelh'
..s %s4I19 Va Sati %f94s sa MG,l''e 432 ehO.eroaOwap.
u: e. &ogHer, &nltrer.
%,99eitern National Snut," IA gorosSutGru'Str
Mariners auO WGsrdauts g~'utiOMal Saut,"
Soutbs uilo GombarosStrnBe \
Stuut5.8 anfen.
,Teutide gaut uUu Baltimore" Baltimore
uno 8ouioa0s StrnBe. 4ugult 8eber, Srdll'
bent; T.. ). SIbt, S6apnIetiter.
SparsSanfen.
,1sutIhe epar6ant 0Uu Baltimore" 6utnp'
utO Baltimore SiraBe.
uSt, 5aucs Sparbani," 8aIiimors'S iraBe u1o
9uitUm 9ouies2toenue.
SruIt-Gontpagnie'n.
pwlnr1tano Sruft Co.," NoroDeds9de gGIbcits
Yrdfioent; GarrOu Ban gteBf S1aenei ftcr;
3erOis Speucer. iun.. @irltssS 9n6ueiiter;
&nH Sfinncr, StlfssSefretdr.
Baltimore 5rnit & 8uGrautre Co.," Equitable
Builotug.
4Ouotatcn.
GarI u. Sd. edulB. 12G-t2g 2nfO Puileine.
8uitauHs aurb, 2BI-2O9 Gnlbert gutloine.
2anomirtbihoitIi6e @erGtbe uno
SGmereien.
Griffith & Suruer 60, 2O5 NOrbs9acas5trlBe
Warmor. mo @ranit.Werfe
6. Sitsartusr e eBbue, 714--71s Aeft,gaIti.
moresStraBe,
Blunbing 6urnucC$, Ronges ul0
Gefen, Iad0eden mo Htnncn.
Seunrtt Bros, 523 NOros5rerIonts goemIe.
<pieridmie&e unO Slum6ers.
3pBn Subert, TIA 96~amessGtraBe. 6. 4 y.
3elep9on: Wolfe 1893,
5ellcr.8 eriiherlungcn.
,0lu0aG endurance So. nj 2iurrpoul," Senro
DG. 9GGriielo, Heiioeuts utdiager, l1ol-I02
EbambCr OF ummCrt UuiIoIuB.
p0ermaEtd 6euer @Criideruu8S @eicn ihnit,'
Ndltimores n1lo gtoribsStraBe.
"
@%igentbumS Igenten uno SAMPLER.
Fierrs 6. 9usnn c 9ispDer, 10 OftsoertnGtous
Strabe.
Sltiidmic0s 3libeb0r.
e. eeutt @n9ue 81, 3G2-3G4 GorOs8op'st
&oblen. un0 Sol3.
SeHrp O. Gun Seine, $50 Gotmbta.sIbenus.
YfultplclDzOclUQ1Ie
p6uniuItbnteo Gdau Co.," 1 Goros Cab trabe.
Yialto$ fn0 Orgcln.
GbnS. M. elicit 8 9Ioyb= giGertns Strabe
&m. auabc 4 60, 9yGr; gtue. nm Sapet.csStr.
Bapier un0 Eapiers Often.
emlth. 9iIUu Co., tO5-IC7 SanopersStrabe.
VlcdplotteL WfetuIl, etc.
ahgu, 6ouiliu & So. Olicorporirtj, 1910
9uIocritonsS trdBe.
0cteftiDs gtQentllr.
National SetsetiDe errpice. s. Or. garb, Ses
i1dftstihrer, 9lr. B32, 3aipsRbiIoirg, 0ullis
more. Wto 9bohe Gt. 8uuI 330n.
rAnieritan Gtteoiue Aaeuen," CHARLES au5(
mann, 8eihdttstl6ler, $40 GluitabIesNloq..
baltimore. mo. 8bonc: g.. & q. ct. Taul
2027; 2Subrllrg: Is. & Z. 99oIfg 123G-R.
spannauer q snmiot, ~9,nbfufger bon Smith,
gSei: & 2pons, 503 GalOcrt guiIoine.
2eifenbeltatter.
GaHeer & S5bue, t708--t7t0 gantonsMpenue.
SenI. SUIT, Nortbs mo 8rcenmountsabeHle.
S%rieob0fe.
u2unoou Fart 6rmctcrn," glrean: 81 gBeTi.
SaratOaasS trnGe.
Wcrfpants & Wincrs transport. So.
Sampier.eiute.
Srdd1t une Gaiiagtere.
Wnh Bolton NIB benz Often.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

GupierldmieSe uno Saunders.
3uBn Subrrt, TIA TbamessGtraBc. 6. 4 y.
3elepbon: Wolfe 1899,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

@lcdlpIotten, W{eton, etc.
aheu,. Gonilin & So. CltcorporirtJ. 1910
9alocrituItsS trdbe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1909-08-02

Bapier ltn0 Eopier- Often.
emIth. 9iIOu Co., tO5-lC7 SanopersStrabe
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1909-04-24
SANTA Rosa NAN
FOR GETS HIS NAME.

Disclaiming that he knew his
own name, a Mexican from Santa
Rosa was brought here last Wed.
nesday night and given a lunacy
trial before Judge Mann. DR..
Coulson made the examination and
the stranger ~as ad ludged insane
and taken - Las Vegas.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1909-04-24
BETTER HOMESTEAD LAWS.

We have In mind n change In tn,
Homestead Laws that W. feel confident
will meet with the appreciation of III,
people In general aud especially witt
those who now hold claims W who con
template taking up claims In the tn
ture.
The government wishes every quail
flied citizen to have 100 acres Of pub
lie land, aud yet the conditions imposed
are such a. to really prohibit many
people from securing benefit therefron
~ the government no doubt intends
they should. Now, We believe that
when a qualified citizen applies for
homestead that a patent should AT
once be granted TO him for the land
applied for aud that he should be at
ut perfect liberty to dispose of the land
a. he desires hereafter. This would
do away with thc months and years 90
hardship accustomed by the Requirements
10 live ON an nnimproved tract of laud
aud would make it possible for the
poor man to i've away from the land
until IL would advance In value 50 that
he would really receive some benefit
from the government 5 gait.
Few people who have completed the
homestead contract would care 10 an
dcrtake the same again. Nearly all
claim that they really earned the land
and much rather purchase decided land
than again undergo the r%equirments
Of the homestead law. Neither the
government nor the individual derives
any benefit from these years Of hard.
ship, while on the other hand AZ pat
cnts were issued upon application, the
land would at once be subject to taxa
ton, thus aiding the government.
At the suggestion of this paper Dele
gate Andrews took up the matter Of
final proof extensions and we shall Tor
ing this matter before him aud enlist
his interest In the subject -ArteSia
News.
This is the correct dope and II such
u Law could be, this country would soon
blossom like a rose.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1909-04-24

Tae Mexican was brought here
by deputy sheriff Baca, but the
officer said he knew no more OF
the man than the man himself,
which would mol sound strange in
an ordinary case. Here, however,
the man knew nothing, not even
who his parents were or where he
came from. The officer in whose
charge he was, said that the imbe-
Gle was a stranger in Santa Rosa
and had only been there a few days.
Nobody seemed to know where he
was from or who he was.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1909-04-24
CATTLE INSPECTORS CAN
NOW MAKE ARRESTS

The last New Mexico legislature
passed t. great number of laws rela.
tive TO cattle and the prevention of
disease among cattle, aud by one OF
the acts, the cattle Inspector appointed
by the Cattle sanitary board, are Civ.
q m the power to carry arms aud 20
make arrests. The section referred TO
reads as follows:
Section I. That section 2l3 Of the
Compiled Laws of 1877 be and the
same is hereby amended by adding
thereto the folluwing' As such in
Si'ectors appointed by the Cattle san
iiary board shall have authority to
arrest persons found IN the act or
whom they have good reason TO be.
lieve 10 be guilty Of driving, holding
or Strengthening STOLEN cattle, horses,
mules or asses, or of violating the IN
spection laws of the territory. aud
every such Inspector shall have au.
thurity 10 carry arms and make ar
rests In any county In the territory.
Provided that persons 50 arrested shall
ho turned over To the local officers a.
shall not receive any fees OF milage
therefor
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
The Leading Paper of the County

Being as Bill Hepburn, our ar
Itistick blacksmith, made a pledge
on Tuesday of last week never. to
drink another drop of ticker as
long as he lives and then went to
the Co. seat on Saturday, got full
as a goose and was arrested and
put in Jail, a full ackount of which
appeers elsewhere in this ishue OF
the Bugle, Bills wife, Eliza has
asked us to write up red hot edi-
ltorial on inteinperance. Eliza
thinks SIGH a editorial will do Bill
Igood. We have our doubts about
this and yet we write it with great
lcheer as follows:
Whiskey is curse to them as
abuses its use; yet it is a blessing
to them as can take it or let alone,
and a full quart ought to be in the
cupboard of every home for use in
acknowledgements is al
ways liable to happen in the best
regulated households, just the
same as births, deaths or marriages
IWhiskey taken internally in suffi-
shient quantities will cure snake
bites and if taken in more suffi-
shient quantities will produce
snakes.
| There was Noah for instance
Noah wasn't what you might cal
a hard drinker,s and yet he liked q
little nip onct in a while to cheer
him up. There is only one instance
On record where Noah took little
more than was good for him-that
was after he landed from the ark
and made some grape wine from
his vineyards. Noah kept sampling
the wine to see if it had got a
proper edge on it until he got
muddled and went to sleep to re-
cover, The advockate of temper
ance, however, must remember that
Noah had been on a long, hard
ocean voyage for seven or eight
weeks, during which he didn't have
a taste of anything in the spirit
line, and when he got where wine
was plenty he just nachurally over
done it.
We can't find any evidence in
Scripture, however, going to show
that ticker ever injured Noah in
any way or shortened his days he
lived to be $50 years old, which is
longer than Bill Hepburn will live
unless he stops going on a spree tc
the Co. seat every Saturday.
The great trubble with Bill i:
that when he drinks he don't care
who knows it. If he would only
sneak around the bush about it, like
some of our most respeckted citi.
zens we could name, Bills reputa-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
Country Correspondence
SNAKE BEND.

Alb Wood is on the sick list: 50 10
Tom Peterson, Rube Sparrow, Seth
Green and others too numerus to
mentchion.
Sam Henderson perchused another
horse over Hardscrabble way resently.
Sam now owns. 8 .horses, 2 cows and .
pig.
Miss Carris Hunt of Calamity Corr
ners has been visiting in our midst re-
sentiy, and it is reported that Carrie
has set the harris of sevrai of our
young men all flutter.
This is nice weather we're having.
Bill Hinckley had a valuable horse to
die on him last week from colick. Bill
was offered $40 in cash for this horse
only a few days before and now is
sorry he didn't take it Bill seems to
be in bad luek--several years ago he
had one of his cows to break her leg
SO she had to be shot.
Seth Winslow went to the Co. seat
on business and pleshure resent, and
when he arrived home Seth was in no
condishion even to unhitch the horse.
which his wife had to do for him.
Why will some men over indulgel
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30

shion wouldn't suffer and he could
afford to suffer his headaches in
seckret. There's Deacon Butter
worth, one of the stanch pliers of
Our church. Now he keeps bari
of hard cider in his cellar the year
round for medical use only. The
deacon is a little mite sickly all the
year round, and he figures that
hard cider has saved his life on
several ockashions. We have new
er saw the Deacon out of the way
with ticker moren twict sinst we
lived in Bingville, and on both oc-
fashions the only evidence that he
had took too much was that he give
Hen Weathersby a quarter for a
plug of dogleg tobacker and didn't
wait for the change.
1t is our opinion that the ticker
traffick amt going to hurt our
citizens much for two reasons. In
the first place, most of 'ern are too
stingy to lay out money for whis-
key, and in the second place whis-
key is too scarce and can't be
bought nearer than the Co. seat.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
Made a Mistake

Cy Hoskins, our most estimable
townsman, who is probly as we'll of
in this worlds goods as anybody else
in Bingville, or visinity. was asleep
when the colleckshion plate was past
in church last Sunday morning. Dea-
con Butterworth, who passed the plate,
seen that Cy was asleep and give him
a nudge. Cy woke up student and
confused and before he realized what
he was doing, dropped a half-dollar
into the plate, instead of a penny or a
pants button, as ushual. Before Cy
could grab the 50 cts. outen the plate
the Deacon had past on. Cy was pow
erful put out about it, and says that
he calculates the church won't expeckt
nothing from him in the way of con-
tribushion for at least a year.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30

rived at the Co. seat and Termed that
Bill had been arrested and was at that
moment in durance vile, as we might
say, Brad paid Bill visit at the jail.
Brad says that Bill was about the
most woe begondest critter he ever set
his eyes on. He said that Bill was
sober when he visited him, but that his
head was awful confused where he
had been walloped by the policemen's
clubs, and that he (Bill) wouldn't
wish a snake to have SIGH a headache
as he had.
Bill told Bad to go back to Bing-
vile and tell his beloved wife that he
was still alive, and also TO get Cy Hos
kins to attend his hearing Monday
morning at 9 A. NJ. if possible. and
pay his fine for him,
When Brad returned to Bingyiile
and told that Bill was in jail the news
spread like wild fire.. Mrs. Hepburn
shut herself up at home and nearly
cried her eyes out, saying she had
been disgrased for life Brad carried
Bills message to Cy Hoskins and Cy
said it was ridicklus for Bill to expeckt
him to pay his fine. However, Cy
went to the hearing, as did most all the
folks of Bingvilfe, who dropped their
work and was at the Co. seat when
Court opened.
Bill and Cy had a private confer
ense before Bills case was called, and
Bill told Cy that if he would pay his
fine he would give him mortgage on
his blacksmith shop, house and lot, and
everything else he possessed, if neces-
sary, and Cy finally agreed.
When the judge heard how Bill had
ackted in the hotel, how he throwed
a plate at the waitress, how many
dishes he had broke and how he had
resisted the 5 officers of the law, the
judge fined Bill SIS and costs, which
amounted to $35, and ordered Bill to
be placed in Jail until said fine was
paid Cy Hoskins then stepped forward
and paid Bills fine, after which Bill
got his horse and buggy from livery
stable, where it had been took, and re-
turned to Bingville sadder, but wiser
man.
For 2 days Bill stayed at home with
out even showing his face outen the
house, he was so ashamed of hisself.
Then, on Thursday morning, he
opened up his blacksmith shop, thus
resuming business at the same old
stand, as you might say. Bill says
that if he ever touches another drop
of Ticker as long as he lives on this
earth, he hopes some kind-harted per-
son win kick the seat of his pants
eileen up betwixt his sholder blades,
and that he WON'T raise q hand while
they are doing it, either. Bill says that
heretofore when he has swore off from
Ticker he was only Joking, but that
this time he is in earnest. He says as
far as he is CONSERVED himself, him
and the demon rum is hereafter
strangers to each other.
In spite of what Bill says it will be
turrible surprise to us if Bill don't
60 to the Co. seat next Saturday and
get full again as ushual. If Bill Hep
burn has went on the water wagon for
good and ALL Bingville will be a good
cal surprised and amazed.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
personal

Gid Johnson paid this orfce a pleas
ant visit last Tuesday, remaining a
cupple of hours and taking up our
time with useless conversation, being
careful to avoid talking about his sub
sckripshion, witch he amt paid cent
on for the past 9 yrs. 1t makes us
tired to have Subscribers come and
go who owe US money which we need.
Mrs. Jerushy Perkins has our thanks
for strawberry shortcake which she
left on our desk tother day This is
the first strawberry shortcake which
has so far been left for US by one of
our lady Subscribers. with their COM
pliments. We hope that other lady
Subscribers will follow Jerushy's kind
example.
Jabez Crumb was a Bingville visiter
last week. Jabe lives 2 miles west, yet
this Is the first time he has been in
Bineyillc in yrs, being as Jabe sticks
pretty close to home. Jabe says he
notises sevrai changes in Bingville
sinst he was here last.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
Didn't Deliver L

Eph Higgins, our accommodating P.
NJ, had letter to come to the P. o.
tother day with a speshial delivery
stamp on for Ranse Smiley, who lives
8 miles west. Although Eph is sup
posed to deliver all speshial delivery
letters which comes to the Bingville
P. o. he said he'd be dog gonned If he
was agoing to walk eileen out to
Ranse's and back just to deliver this
letter to him, so Eph sent word with
Hoke Peters, a nabor of Ranse's, to
say to Ranse that there was a speshial
delivery letter for him at the P. o.
and if he wanted it to come after it.
Hoke told Ranse, but Ranse said he
wouldn't go, and if Eph didn't deliver
that letter he'd report him to the gov
eminent. Eph says Ranse can go ahed
and report that he won't deliver that
letter and it can lay in the P. o. and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
Poor Business

LATE Whitaker, our popular and
Accommodating undertaken, says that
business in his line has been extremely
dull in the last sevrai months and LATE
is pretty much discouraged He says
he can't scarcely seem to make both
ends meet in the undertaking business,
and that never sinst he went into this
business here several years ago has
he knowed the community to be af-
flickted with such good health as they
have been during the resent past. LATE
says that unless there is a change for
the worse on their part soon, he calcld-
lates he will haft to go outen the un-
dertaking business and go into some
thing else which there's some mon
ey in.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30
Smuggling

Mel Skinner IS engaged at present In
shinglings some open places where the
shingles have come often the roof of
his barn. Mel has been patching up his
barn roof with new patches of shingles
for several years back until the roof
amt nothing moren patches. In our
opinion Mel might as we'll of singled
the roof all over new in the first
place. If he keeps patching he'll never
get through.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-30

rot first. which it is doing as we 60
to press.