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Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Along James River
Gekekke (o,tesbondence

GGzeffs C0treSb0rdeHce
April 12.-Miss Ruth McNair and
her little brother, Franklin, spent last
week visiting their grandparents, Mfr.
and Mrs. w. r. Hatcher.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hunt of Lynchburg ale
visiting the home OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Goolsby, Mrs. Hunts parents.
Miss Bessie Barger has returned
home from visiting friends In Buena
Vista.
Miss Ollie Huffman OF Clifton Forge,
IS at her home here on the sick list.
Sunday was fine day for Easter egg
hunts and the sport was INDUCED In
right much among the children OF our
vicinity. OK EYE
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Every Woman will be Interested

II you have pains in the back, Uri
nary, Bladder or Kidney trouble, end
want a certain, pleasant herb cure fol
woman's Ills, try Mother Gray's Aus
tralian-Leaf. 1t is a safe and never
falling regulator. At Druggists or by
mail 90 cts. Sample package FREE.
Address, The Mother Gray Co., Leroy,
n. Y.
IF YOU ARE TRIFLE SENSITIVE
About the size of your shoes,it's some
satisfaction to know that many people
can wear shoes size smaller by sprink-
liug Aliens Foot Ease into them. Just
the thing for Patent Leather Shoes, and
for breaking in New Shoes. Sold every
where, 25c.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Mr.. George w. Wade Dead

Mr.. George w. Wade died San
day night at his home at Ra2bine,
after an extended illness. TIE
funeral took place from Mt. Car
mel Presbyterian church Tuesday
morning, conducted by the pastor,
Rev. A. H. Hamilton. Mr.. Wade
Is survived by his wife, who was
Miss Ethel Gibbs, daughter Of the
late Mr., James 4. A. Gibbs.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Frlghtful Fate Averted

IL would have been cripple for life
from a terrible cut on my knee cap, .
writes Frank Dlsberry, Kelliher, Mimi,
without Buckleu's Arnica Salve,
which soon cured me-" Infallible fol
wounds, cuts and bruises, it soon cures
Burns, Scalds, Old Sores, Boils, Skin
Eruptions. Worlds best for Piles. Csc.
at b, H. GorrelPs.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Can You Believe Your Senses?

When two uf them, taste and smell,
having been impaired if not utterly de-
stroyed. by Nasal Catarrh, are fully
restored by Ely's Cream Balm, can
you DOUBT that this remedy deserves
all that has been said of it by the
thousands who have used it? 1t Is APP
piled directly to the affected air-pas-
saees and begins its healing work at
once. Why not get it today? All drug
gists or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc War
ron Street, New York, on receipt Of 80
cents.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
"The Kramers' M onday Night

"Tbe Kramsrs" proved an at
traction at tie Majestic Theatre
Monday night in comedy sketch
presentation "The Kramers" are
we'll remem bercd here as Miss
Annie Krsmer, who is now Mrs.
Williams OF Pennsylvania, and her
daughter, Miss Maude. Miss
Maude Kramer is the winner of the
Richard Fox medal, 10000, as the
champion lady buck dancer of
America.
The entertainment was given un-
der the auspices of Miss Louise
Haskins and Miss Helen Turner.
The musical features were Stu
dents Boo,ay, Derr and Paroles. A
large audience was present.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
W arried

LETIRo-BROwN.- In Lexington,
Thursday, April 8, 1909, by Rev. Rob
ert E. Hutton, Mr.. Rocco Letiro and
Miss Rosa Lee Brown, daughter of
Mr.. Lewis Brown Of Rockbridge.
IE-RUNKLE.-In stanton.
Wednesday, April Z, 1909, by Rev. A:
d. r. Hankle, Mr.. Arthur Hansford
Richie and Miss Annie Catherine Run
kle, daughter of Mr.. John A. Runkle,
all OF kockbrldge.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
The Bedrock of Success

lies in a keen, clear brain, backed bv
indolnitable will and resistless energy
Such power comes from the splendid
health that Dr.. Kings New Life Pills
impart. They vitalize every organ
and build up brain and body, j. A.
Hsrmon, Lizemore, w. Va, writes
,sThey ale the best pills l ever used"
25c. at b. H. Gorrelps.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Ba ball Games

Washington and Lee defeated st.
Johns of Annapolis, Md, 3 to /, last
Wednesday af,ern Oh in one of the
prettiest games played on the local
field. st. Johns de:ea ted Virginia Mil
itary Institute Thursday afternoon 2 to
D.
Roanoke College played Washington
and Lee Friday afternoon and was de-
feated by tie score Ct too. Roanoke
defeated Virginia Military Institute
Saturday ii to9
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

The State Republican Committee, In
session in Lynchburg Saturday night,
selected Newport News as the place,
and July 20 as the time, for the State
Convention, at which candidates will
be nominated for the election next
November for State offices. The com
mitt,e showed conclusively that it was
overwhelmingly against prohibition for
the State.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

The greatest crowd in years, a cloud
less sky, the ocean its deepest blue,
with Just tinge OF cod In the air, and
E gorgeous array OF spring fashions
combined to make Sunday the best
Easter Day In the history of Atlantic
City. About 100000 strangers were at
the resort.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Easter Sunday

Easter Sunday was q bright,
crisp day. The Lexington
churches were we'll attended, and
Easter suits and Easter hats were
much in evidence. In the after
noon many people enjoyed the out
door stroll.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Unclaimed Letters

= Following is the list of unclaimed
letters remaining in the Lexington
oostoffice for the week ending April
10. 1909.
Dick, John
Gill, Emmett
johnson, Mrs. Margaret
Stell. Edwin
Shoals, Miss Annis
Persons calling for these letters
49, ',nyc say they-are advertised.
li',r,-G PATTON, y. ID.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Personals

|
Mr.. William T. Shields left to
day on a business trip to Richmond
Mrs. j. Mod. AdaIr ia in Rich
mOnd visiting her sister, Mrs. )
| A. Glenn.
Mr.. A. Wallace Warner OF Cliff
ton Forge is visiting his father
Mr.. A. w. Warner.
Mrs. Sallie H. Pitzer went K
Richmond laet week to visit Mrs
William A. Irvine.
Mr.. M. Bolts Lewis, bushes,
manager of the Harrisonburg Daily
Tines, was visitor in Lexington
Tuesday.
Miss Lula o. Philips of Reli'
ance, Va. spent Tuesday night In
Lexington as the guest of Miss
Laura V. Crigler.
Mr.. C. R. X. Warner who is
teaching near Richmond, spent
Sunday in Lexington visiting bic
sister, Miss M. Kate Warner.
Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Parker OF
Raphine will celebrate their golden
wedding Tuesday afternoon, April
Goth, from two to five O'Clock.
DR.. Reid White is in Philadel-
phia attending the "Home' Coming
Week" of the graduates of the
medical school Of the University
of Pennsylvania.
Miss Maggie Humphries of
Vesuvius, was visitor this week
of her sister, Mrs. Ashby ThOmp-
son, who recently moved to Lexing-
ton from Kerr's Creek.
Mics Jessie Young and Miss
Hettie Graves Anspach spent the
Easter holidays at their homes,
the former near Petersburg and the
latter in Bedford City.
Mr.. Stuart B. Hutchinson, who
has been making his home in Pitts
burg, Pa, for the past five months
is visiting Mr.. John G. Loyal.
Mrs. HutchesJL has been in Lex
ington several weeks.
Mr.. Alfred w. Wilbourn of Sa.
lem, Va, spent several days in
Lexington this week visiting his
mother, Mrs. W. r. Wilbourn. He
returned home yesterday, accom-
panied by his mother.
Mr. .Jobn L.Morter OF near Rock.
bridge Baths. who has been suffer-
ing for the past year with rheu-
matism, was brought to the Jack.
son Memorial HOspitel last Satur-
day for medical treatment. Mrs,
Morter ia with him.
Mr., Edwsrd A. Quisenberry,
who spent several weeks in the
University Hospital in Charlottes-
vile, where he was operated on
for appendicitis and other trou-
bles, reached his home in Licking
ton Las. Thursday,
Miss Bookie Campbell came up
from Randolph-Macon Woman's
College in Lyrchburg and spent
Esster with her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Samuel 0. Campbell on South
Main street. She was accompan
led BY two of her college friends,
Misses Maggie Trigg and Frances
Wilkinson.
Rev. John d. Paxton,D D., pas
tor of the First Presbyterian
church of Lynchburg. will deliver
an address in Lexington one night
early next week under the auspl.
,es of the Nary Custis Lee Chap
ter of the Daughters of the Con-
Iederaey. Further notice will be
made by hand bills
Mondays Staunton Leader Rev.
David H. Kern, the new Methodist
minister, preached his first SER
mons here Sunday, ind only words
If the highest praise have been
heard from those WHO attended
he two services. Both his first
sermons made fine Impressions,
md it is assured that the Rev.
Mr.. Kern will prove a popular
pastor for the Lewis. Street Meth0.
list church. He has great deal
# magnetism and has already won
he friendship Of all who have met
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

DR.. Burton, specialist, eye, ear,
nose and throat, will be Ia Lexine.
ton (Dr. Lsird's Office, Main street,
next door TO Weinbsrs's store) ,
April 80 ana %. osaseSs e4tsd.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Lamb Shipment

Mr.. William Jennings shipped
from Raphine last Saturday 10
Baltimore for the Northern mark.
cts, 40 lambs that averaged SO
pounds. He paid 81 cents pound
for the lambs.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

The rains Of yesterday have
SWOLLEN North river considerably,
and the, water this afternoon il
running between the covered
bridge and Moses mill ct the
Point.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

The Easter dances at Washing
ton and Lee will take place tonight
and tomorrow night, and at the
Virginia Military Institute Friday
ard Saturday niRhts,
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain OF burn of scald In Eve
minutes hoarseness, one hour; mus
cleache, two hours; sore throat, twelve
hours--Dr, Thomas Electric Oil, mon
arch over pain.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Uhf 6a=fttf
LEXINGTON. VA. April IA, 1909
New Advertisements

J. McD. Adair- spring shopping.
J. Gassman & Son-chl namel demon
stratiOn.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Death of Miss Mamie L.Graham

Miss Mamie Lockwood Graham
died at Asheville, N. c., lasl
Thursday night, April s, 1909,
after an illness OF several years
from tuberculosis. The remains
were brought to Lexington Satur.
day and the funeral was held from
the home on Washington street at
1l:U O'Clock, conducted by her
pastor, Rev. Alfred It. Graham.
Miss Graham was the eldest
daughter of the DR.. John A. Ora.
ham and Mary Tate Graham. She
went to Asheville last April for
the benefit of the high altitude,
and was under the care of special
lists. She is survived by two sis
ters, Mrs. N. Beverly Tucker of
Lexington, and Mrs. A. c. Lee OF
Charlotte, N. G..
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

DIR. Fahrney's Teething Syrup is the
only baby medicine that Is always safe.
Teething made easy. No bad nights.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
NOW IS THE TIME FOR
Spring
Shopping

Hot weather soon here. Be
ready. Never in my history have
[ offered prettier Summer Dress
Goods. The Shantung Silks, Mir.
row Silks and other pretty fab.
tics at % and 30 cents are beauti-
full. They come in plain, in dots,
and in stripes In the finer Silks I
am selling Tore Messalines.
These come in all the new shades,
are only one yard wide, and sell
at 1926. Good Taffeta Silks at
Sl.00, $1.25 and $3.50.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

interviewer Socks, Q pairs for
fel,So. 0uasAetsvd. J. b, DsAvsA
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
A Reliable
Remedy
EIy's Cream Balm
Is quickly absorbed.
Gives Raliaf al Qnca.

Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased mem.
brane resulting from
Catarrh and drives
away a Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses OF
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
TARRH

Taste and Smell. Full size so cts, at Drug
gists or by mail. In liquid form, rs cents.
Ely Brothers, 56 Warren Street. New York.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14
Washington & Lee Met Strong
Northern Team

After sharp fielding until the
seventh chapter, Washington and
Lee punched eeveral bad plays and
allowed Fordham University three
runs 10 the game Saturday. Pa.
redes did stellar work for the 10
Gals, but Mahoney, Fordham's
hard-hitting slab artist, was the
best eeen ON Wilson Field fer some
time. Only two hits were secured
of his delivery, and his strikeouts
were numerous. Paroles allowed
but five scattered singles and one
for two bases, working we'll against
tho big Fordham batsmen.
Fordham annexed the first tally
in the third on pass to first, o
hit and wild threw. Another was
added in the sixth and in the sew
enth three of the Catholics iomped
across the pan, two scoring on a
passed ball. The varsity's lone
tally was made in the sixth by
Shuford on u wild heave to first by
Caffey. a steal and an outfeld err
ror. The whole Fordtam team
played good ball. but Mahoney's
great pitching was the feature.
Washington and Lees Freshman
team held together well except in
the seventh, but Rectenwald. the
star varsity catcher, who was in
jured IN the St. Johns game, was
greatly missed, although Anthony
worked we'll.
Score by innings: R.H.E.
Fordham. ...... :. .O01 001 300-5 8 8
w. and l.. ........ 900 DOL 0OO-1 2 5
Batteries: Fordham, Mahoney and
jackson; w. and Lee. Paroles and
Anthony. Struck out by Mahoney, 10;
by Paradep, IL. Umpire. Mr.. Graham.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1909-04-14

Batteries: Fordham, Mahoney and
jackson; w. and Lee. Paroles and
Anthony. Struck out by Mahoney, 10;
by Paradee, II. Umpire. Mr.. Graham.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23

tng ana otl1r nunar1paa ntIurGn1Se 14e
practically certain to - erocte6 with.
IN the next few pears. now that the
city borrowing power has been In
creased BY about $16O0OO00. It II
highly desirable that they - oon-
structed along lines which will render
thep not only useful but artistic Pro
vision for securing beauty In muni-
cipal construction was made in the bill
passed at the recent session Of the leg
stature to amend the art commission
Law. That the governor found Il nee
esary to veto the measure because Of
an unconstitutional provision con-
tanned in 1t Is unfortunate. Efforts to
secure the enactment OF q valid Law
strengthening the art commission and
enlarging its authority should be made
ct the earliest opportunity. II il
doubtful. however, II legislation Of this
sort can be secured before work is be-
gun on some Of the proposed city
structures.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
A SCHOOLGIRLS DECISION.


DlAereat, IL Might Rave Changed the
wozaA's 0sstory.
when Charles Wesley. one Of the
founders Of Methodism. was at school
a gentleman Of the same name intro
duced himself by letter to the boys
father and declared bis intention Of
making Charles his heir" says q writ
er. From that time forth the bene-
factor discharged the boys liability at
school and behaved % the handsomest
Santa Claus all the year round. After
some years the iucosnito asked the boy
IL he would accompany him to Ireland.
Charles eventually decided against 60
ing. The stranger went his way alone.
In Ireland be struck up IN acquaint-
ance with . person who adopted his
name Of Wesley. or Wellesley. became
the first Earl Of Morninston. GRANDPA
Their of the Marquis OF Wellesley and
Of the Duke Of Wellington. Had
Charles Wesley accompanied his bene-
factor to Ireland there had been no
Methodist church. British india might
still have been menaced by foes. even
II 1t remained British at all; Napoleon
would never have met his Waterloo.
and England might have become an
appanage Of France. All this turned
upon the decision Of schoolboy."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
COMMISSIONERS. SALE.

Residence property num-
bered 334 and 336 South 7th
street; rents for $500 per
month; centrally located; large
lot 46l feet by 218 feet; al
improvements made; good IT,
tie free of incumbrance; ap-
praised at 81, 200.0 90, worth
more. Must sell at auction un-
der order of Court, to tho hiQh-
est bidder upon easy terms.
Rare chance for good safe in
vestment.
Sale, Thursday, June Path.
at 2 O'Clock p. m. at the prem
Uses.
WILLIAM H. KELLEY,
s2-2t Commissioners.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
HIS FIRST RECOGNITION.


The Turning Point In the csrssr o.
Nathaniel Hawthorne.
The FIRST reading Of The Scarlet
Letter. has been told in T. W. Hig1in-
sons book Of essays. aContempora-
riea." The reading was given to the
authors dearest critic, his wife. Dur.
ing the entire winter when hs was ct
work upon the book he seemed op-
pressed by some secret anxiety.
There was a knot Ia his forehead
all the time" said Mrs. Hawthorne.
Finally one evening he went to her
and said that he had written some.
thing which he would like to read
aloud. The work amounted to very
little. but still he would like to read It
Al. that evening he read, but 10 the
romance was unfinished at bedtime his
wife made no comments. knowing that
be disliked criticism until one had
heard the whole.
Tho next night he read again. and
now her suspense grew 20 unendura-
bic that In the midst OF 4 moving
scene she sank from her low stool to
the door. pressed her hands to her
ears and declared that abe could not
bear to hear It.
Hawthorne put down the manuscript
and looked at her in amusement
do you really feel It % much ?" he
asked. Then there must be some
thing IN Il"
The next day the manuscript was
:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
Items Gathered in
From Far and Near
Progress Against Tubereuiosl'

From the Sprinfield Republican.
The campaign against tuberculosis is
making progress beyond a doubt, al
though It Is much slower than could
be desired, and there are obstacles diff
flcult to overcome. Among these are
ignorance. carelessness and poverty. II
these could be eliminated the stubborn
ness Of the disease itself would offer
less resistance to the attacks that are
being made everywhere. 1t is possi-
BILE at least to increase the knowledge
OF tuberculosis and reduce the care
lessness In respect to it, and without
doubt 1t will be found q wise policy to
extend as far as possible the aids held
out to those without means properly to
care for themselves. The spread OF
knowledge Of the fact that the disease
can be cured II taken In hand early
enough, and OF the precautions neces-
sary to make cures possible and to pre-
vent the Infection Of others Is perhaps
the most important factor in making
head against tuberculosis.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23

-. J. -.
- : - Z - : 1s'1a = a'Da1 =
ma fraudulent enterprises q al sorts
which not only flood the mails, but
some nevsnaners which have NO scru-
-. t.s...4 /. -. $1,000 -.
- $500 =
s0ane Sory pertinent tnin&S aiso.
4 large part Of the discredit IL the
public mind attaching TO Wall street
duo 70 Hauds perpetfated on the
snnal investor throughout the country
IN the sale Of worthless securities y
means o. allur1ng circulars and aover-
tisemenlS n the neWspape the
SUCCESS o. sucn sWlndiin8 enlefpIiSee
portion OF the press contrinuies.
Papers which honestly Try 70 ois.in-
Suisn DWsen sinoiin6
nonls ma o.nc1s, may ny. = esey
$3.50 .uu = uone -, 80 80 49,
lne 1 ~ sp. 1 80 ..1. :.
~ obviously ti@ps ~. Tug
ovioonCe " MOI - oeiinquens un
snOuiu u ou' INC po'1e
q f.r 81 the nress in the large cit
les II concerned the correction OF the
evii hes " some measure, n inc nsnus
II 49, -, ~ -.s,,s,rs th.,r .dvert,sinr nat
rcr... ~ revenaners notorionslv e,,il-
ty In this respect, could compel them
to mend their ways, and at the same
Tune prescn. iIa aels'a scne.s A
soci.tson with ren,table names.
Another serious evil is committed
by men who give standing to promo
tions by serving as directors without
Iuil kno~lense !" ene .lias ~ Luz
name. to annear in prospectuses with
out knowing the accuracy and good
faith Of statements contained tnere-
II. lnves,ors na.ula1y anu p'Ups.y
80 $500 hoth n ~. Offering
y sc s. 80 .h...scrs 10
deceived by the names used in un-
sound promotions.
It must be said In defense or rather
70 the credit OF most newspapers that
they are most OF them quite as care
full about the editing Of their adver-
Using columns IS they are IN their
other columns. We're there no laws.
nor any feeling OF sense OF duty to
the public, the mere question OF e1-
pediency would eventually settle II.
The newspapers greatest asset 10 It's
reliability as an advertising medium.
It can not afford TO carry irauoulent
advertising because to DO 80 wouid
ruin Its advertising name.
The paper Is constantly on the look
out for hunco games OF all varieties
and more frequently than NOT Is the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23

The Mutual Annoyance Society.
Fine lot Of chickens" said the Wis.
itor.
"Uh, huh" replied Mr. Sirius Bark
er.
Il suppose you enjoy eating one
now and them
Those chickens are not to be eat
EN-. I keep EN- to get even with the
neighbors.''
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
Prosperity.

From the Detroit News.
When railroads place big orders for
freight cars the real note Of coming
prosperity has been struck. And there
is no discord to mar the harmony.
Transportation is the flnal act in the
process OF production. for 1t completes
all the other transactions by placing
the finished article in the hands OF the
consumer. So transportation means
consumption and when there is q de-
mand for goods. every artery OF COM
merce feels its revivifying effect. This
Is where the call for more cars comes
in, for 1t means not only the employ
ment Of labor to make the cars. but
the employment of labor to make the
innumerable articles that the cars are
needed to carry.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
Her Support.

Her support.
1.-THE ignorance OF those critics!"
cried the burlesque queen. They
said was poorly supported"
Weren't your"
Il should say not. Besides. they
couldn't know anything about it. In
order to show that l was q legitimate
star, there wasn't scene In which
didn't wear q full-length gown"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
The Genera, Tendency.

The General Tendency.
What's de use O singin' me
Dat old git busy" song,
When nearly everything / see
Is loiterin' along?
De breeze dat floats de butterfly.
De birds a-singin' strong.
De clouds up yonder In de sky
Is loiterin' along.
De bee picks up binch o sweet.
Den say, Oars muffin wrong
In CALM dis days work complete
An loiterin' along"
De cricket trill his note SO high.
De bullfrog SCUM de gong,
Des' now an then-dey don't half try
Dey's loiterin' along.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
TWINKLES
Changes Of counten.nee.

Changes Of countenanee.
"She is two-faced." exclaimed the
irate woman.
"Oh, WELL" answered Miss Cayenne,
most Of us have one face for family
breakfasts and another for evening
parties
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
Summer Readina.

Summer Reading.
l ask no novel when I'd win
Contentment In m easy chair.
Give me the weather bulletin
That says Continuously fair"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-23
Caution.

"You have a nightkey!"
''Of course" answered Mr.. Meek
ton. Only I'm 50 careless that Hem
rietta keeps it locked up In the safety
deposit SO that won't lost 1t.