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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18
~,,nsvoIdabIe Accident Deaths Cause

Coroner Burgess jury in the case Of
John A. Noonan, run down and fatally
injured by one of the Marx meat mar.
ket's delivery autos at Sibley and
park-sts., June 3, while riding his mo-
forcyc1e. brought in verdict, Thurs
day morning that Noonan's death VAS
s33,c TO an unavoidable accident.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18
Mrs Aowe honored.

PROVIDENCE. r. l., June 17.-Mrs.
.Fnlia Ward Howe. philanthropist and
author. is today a doctor of letters of
prcwn university. Mrs. Ward was
.fxen her degree at the commence
mont exercises yesterday. and impress
Awe ceremonies marked the conferring
81 the honor on the aged author.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18
y re-. .oENKEaIN WEST.

MUSHROOM Mich, June ll.-(Spe'
clzl1 DIR. Derike. the Whitehall ply
c,rian whose disappearance created
ronaation. has written letter TO Jonn
81 Ross. his attorney, from the west
ctatine that he had not left on the
~~~ount of n woman or money mat
<ov,{. that he was looking up new To-
,rr1ou to one Of the western states
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18

The recent development OF bitumin-
Gus mines in Monterey county Is ex'
pected 10 rehabilitdte the coal indus
try OF California. which has been
steadily declining for several years.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18

A new 100000 steam vessel built
In England for use between Prince Ed
ward island and The mainland is guar
.anteed TO be- capable of dealing with
drift lee fields 3 feet thick,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18
A0TF1CER- HAYS BOOSTED.
Made a Sergeant and Sent to seotten
Station

Signal Officer Edmund Hayes, who
has been In charge of the Delray sta
tion patrol wagon for several years.
was pf6ihoted TO The rank of sergeant,
Thursday,' by Police Commissioner
Smith, and was at once detailed for
duty at Scotch station, where he will
All the vacancy left by the retirement
OF Sergt. James Nolan. Sergt. Hayes
became patrolman on Oct. 20, 1856,
and has clean record.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18

troop In addition 20 cavalry charges.
etc.
With the artillery. infantry. en-
gineers. hospital corps. signal corps
and balloon section. nearly 1000 reg.
ulars have been ordered 10 take part
In the tournament. Low excursiod
rates 10 Toledo will be given each day
from July TO 10
job Printing done right; Time. Print
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s s1ass .ss ZshzZIzu
YOU SEE THIS SIGN
EVERYWHERE.

Close noon on Saturday.
That enables you to take in
those delightful weekend ex-
cursions every Saturday to
Buffalo, Niagara Falls and
Cleveland. These d. & c.
outings return early on Mon
day morning in time for bus
mess, Special low fares for
round trip.
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job Printing done right. Times Print
ting Co.. Is John R.-st Phone lt9s. q
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18

job Printing done right. Times Print
las Ceg 10 John R.-st. Phone 1875,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18
ParaSOls

Our full summer line OF Parasols embraces
the latest modes in all the wanted color
effects to match the summer toilette. TIM
brela repairs our specially
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-06-18

LaC6S and EmDrOlQ6r16S
Fine Nainsook Waist fronts 81 inches wide,
also all-over embroderies. % inches wide. much
wanted this season Full assortment of large and
small eyele and blind patterns; ~
actual 81. so values price ............IOC
Hudson's Val notable 10 matched patterns.
edges Insertions in French and German Vas best
quality and best assortment in Detroit sc the yard
55c the dozen.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
MSS cLRn HAlRTOH.


The fOrty-sovonth annual convention
Of the National Education Association
Of the United States. win open at Den
yer. Col, on July 3. 1909. for a nine
days session. The Denver convention
promises 10 excel IN numbers any con-
vention IN recent years and 10 equal in
excellence the great Cleveland eOnven-
ton Of 1908.
The city Of Denver. 6 we'll as the
whole State Of Colorado, will unite 60
welcome the teachers Of the entire
country, not only 20 the convention, but
% the delightfui and healthfll vacation
days following the convention. az the
beautiful mountain resorts Of the State.
The national association. which has an
active membership Of 8, 900 Of the lead.
ing educators Of the country, has issued
an exhaustive pamphlet, In point Of
general and detailed Information, COW
ering every phase Of the convention.
This includes names and locations Of all
hotels in the city Of Denver. as well as
their rates; names Of States directors
and members Of committees Of co Oper.
alton, programg, maps, points of inter-
est In the far West, membership, side
trips, Alaska Yukon exposition, and Ia
fact, everything that q visitor should
know.
The railway lines Of the Western,
Central, Trunk Line, New England, and
Eastern Canadian Passenger Associa.
tons, have authorized q round-trip rate
Of one and q half first class mited
fares from ell points IN their respective
territories Tor the Denver convention,
making the rate Approximately three
cents a mile for the rOund-trip.
The Southern Passenger Association,
including ell lines south OF the Ohio and
Potomac rivers, and east Of the Missis-
sippl river, has thus far failed 10 grant
special rates for the convention, exeep-
ting that the regular summer tourist
rates Of that territOFy,, will be made
available IN connection WHh the reduced
rates offered from the western gate.
Ways-NeV Orleans, Memphis, etc.
From Florida, Mis8 Glen Hampton,
State department Of education, ITALIA
hassee, II State director, and the mem
bers OF the COMMITTEES on cooperation
are a. follows: w. III. Holloway, Sta. e
Superintendent Of Public Instruction,
Tallahassee; w. N. Sheats. principal
high school, Chipley; Robert M. Raw,
principal high school. Plant City; c J.
HeatWOle. dean Of State Normal 9, hool,
Tai ahassee; L. w. Bucholz, county su-
p .rintendent Of schools, St Augustine;
AMI Miss Vale Grace, nigh school, Fort
Myers.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
Tel Of The
Approach Of Storms
Observation-Disclosures Bureau 10 ES-
tabliSh a Universal System Of
Wireless IeIegraphY.

London, June q. An international
weather bureau, which will use the
wireless telegraph to fash around the
world warnings Of approaching storms
and disturbances Of the elements, is
projected by the distinguished weather
men Of all countries gathered In Lon
don today, at the initial session Of the
international Conference OF Meterolo-
gist.
According 10 the plans for this world
wide weather fOrecasting movement,
all vessels Of ell nations will be equipp-
cd with uniform storm signals. II Is
believed that this would 20 far toward
preventing disasters at sea,
UNITED STATES Is REPRESENTED.
The United States Is represented at
the conference opened today by Prof.
Willis l.. Moore, chief Of the United
States Weather Bureau. It Is stated
that America will take q prominent
part In the projected international bu-
Feau.
A concerted movement win be inau-
gurated 70 induce the principal govern
ments 70 adopt q unifOEm syatem Of
wireless telegraDhy marine weather re-
ports. and 70 reach an agreement 90
that ell nations shall display q uniform
marine storm signal. IL such an inter-
national agreement can be effected, e
is believed that Il will b q great factor
In saving lie and property on the sea
and land, and at the same time be high
" important In the making Of weather
predictions.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
THREE VALUABLE DOGS.
Blood H0ands Track Dswh an Evil
Deer Nine Hears After cOmmiS-
siOh Of Deed.

The True Democrat stated last week
that the three blood hounds brought by
Sheriff HoustOun from Buford. &C.,
were uhSatisfaetory. We we're misin-
forged, for the Sheriff says they are
exceedingly fine and Of great value.
The home Of Mr.. Rocks. who lives q
few miles out Of the city, was burgl ir.
lied Sunday night Nine hours after
the occurrence these dogs were put upon
the trail Of the culprit, and followed Il
without q bobble until the suspected
man was arrested.
IL Is very fortunate that such dogs
have been obtained, for there 10 fire.
quent use for them in this section.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25


The tobacco crop is said 20 be exceed
ingly fine.
The heaviest rain within a year fell
here Saturday.
s or 8 doses 1865" will cure any case
OF Chlls and Fever. Price 25e. 2 i3t
Russo Mickler entertained q number
Of friends &C q watermelon cutting Fri
day evening.
M. P. w. Wilson has returned from
q visit TO HE sister. Ars. N. 9. Long,
Of Memphis. Tenn.
Judge Hooker spent q few days IN
Jacksonville lat WeeS, as the guest Of
h daughter. Mrs. Charles P, lowell
Bradford Byrd. Of this city, is dsvol-
Op'ng into q most excellent Newspaper
correspondent. He represents here
several Of the leading pagers Of the
South. as we'll a. the Associated Pres.
The largest HE Of low quarter wom-
ems, mis- ses ard ehiidren's white duck.
canvas or ki6 shoes o. pumps n the
city, are now on sale ~ Chittenden q
Cos. ~
M. ]. r. Coz. one Of our much hlghly
} q timed sFs Of the Tallahalsoa
Pre- C0mpany. Who has been IN bed for
the past i've weeks, rocovoring from
BE operation, h Up nov and able - b
driving obout He extonda hi1 be1t
wishes - his many good and Kind
fFionds WhO saw that ~ wanted nothing
during hls illness.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

b often thought 10 b rospunsIbls for
en- lnfang's loel n weight o. goaelni
poor hoalth. Tho eaEas us1aIlg y slnt
TIE child haa woEua. Ihgy goI tN1
noaFiahmont n the tood end tke ~
atarvan, nctnaIlF alaEVea
croam VeFnlfoge e4pela "a uclNe
a.. -. 1NEa sna1 f..
49, - o,nil. ~ Inn
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25
LIcHrMNs,s OUERR PRAaEs.
Nine Men InIurSd Shd Ons % Them
Fatally b. Shoeh.

Valdosta, Ca, June 10. News was
received here today Of a disastrous
prank played about midnight last night
on the WlthlacoOchee river near 0lym-
pia. Eleven men who had been EN-.
ployed in bridge construction there took
refuge during q rain and wind storm In
q signal tower. Lightning struck the
wires running from the signal tower,
ran along them into the tower house
and struck the men, who were huddled
closely tOgethe-. Only two were unin-
jured. One Of the nine, q negro. was
fatally hurt.
The nine who were injured were en-
stunned. all Of them were badly burned
and blis.ered, some OF them having
places on their skin torn, a. II Il had
Oeen ripped by q knife held beneath Il.
A watch chain worn by one Of tho
men was melted, but bic watch was IN
hurt. The trousers on another were
ripped from waist band 10 hem. The
tacks N another's shoes were drawn
and anotheF's shirt was torn 20 shFeds.
The bolt shaft sred telegraph poles be-
fore striking the men In the tower house.
Two Of the mel were 30 badly Injured
that surgeons were called 70 attend
them.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

anmindful Of dampnasu, dfafts, storms
Of cod. W. =. Atkins Worked g night
gatchman. at Banner 8pFings, Tenn.
Such eHposure gave him 3 severe cod
hat aottlad on bic lunRa. AZ last hs
had % give 40 WORK. He tried many
remsdios boz all failed till BE- ussd Dr.
klHg'o New Discovery. After using
one botlle." he writes. 81 went back
- wofk - well g ever" Severe
Coita, gtnbbora CouEha, inlamtd
throals agid soro unga, Hemorshagas.
CFoup end Whoppiag CBQgh act qolck
Es'ief end pEompt cure fFum thls Rio.
fons matIeias. @ eaula ond SEQ
fEial bottie frso, guaPantesd " az
druoI1i1. lS-im
Ne W. n~Ss1s 4. ,i,u,,.~ 4.
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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-06-25

beside lbn "a " tnt % 20 on re I'd q
saying that ! regard Electrie BitteFsaH
one Of the greatest gifts that God has
made 20 won a., writes Mrs. q. Kline
vault, Of Vostal Center, NJ T., 81 can
never forget wat u has done Tor ne. !"
This gI0rinus modicina gives q woman
buogant spirits. vigOf Of body and iubl-
lant boalth Lt quickly cures NervO1e-
naaa, Siepplosanesu, Melancholy, Head
aeho, Baskaeho, Painting and Dinsg
6peil1 nooa builds up The weak, eilinE
en2 eiekly. Try them. % oents 90 al
DrnEgigia ibim
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ne JacknoaVllla Bonra q ERada taa-
dsFn1 q big anskGF nontaF niEht e.
~ -1nr11. 11en q 44lliloFa. w.o
gil - ciig - l,a sloaansF 1as
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The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
Coming!

On next Tuesday evening, Nov. End, at Blacks Opera House, Miss Hettie Dunaway, the well known, most gifted and delight ful entertainer, will be heard for the first time in Brinkley in that popular success
 THE LADY OF THE DECORATION.
 Many of the states most proml- nent men who have heard Miss Dunaway, say of her that she IS the south's most talented and popular entertainer. She IS brought to Brinkley by the C. E. Society, net for an investment but purely as an offering of real high class entertainment of the right sort, such as will both edi- fly and entertain.
 The admission price will be 5 0 and 35cts, students of the high school 25cts. Seats on sale at Converse's.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
Just About Town.

It isn't often that a Brinkley young lady runs away and hides from her beau but such was the case with certain young lady a few days ago when young man from near by town whom she had never seen yet whom she had asked to come to see her. came to Brinkley to comply with her request. The young lady had told the young man of her desire to quit the life of single blessedness and had the young fellow to look for her with pleas ant anticipations for he too, had the same mind. The young lady had told him of her age-just sixteen and that she was po- sessed with a nice bit of worldly possessions, a house and lot in her own name, etc. The young fel- low could see a picture in his imagination of a pretty little home presided over by a beauti- full young wife of sweet sixteen or whereabouts. But it was all a
  dream for notwithstanding that the clever young man stayed in Brinkley for the greater part of two days he didn't get to lay his eyes on his "duckie" for she "ducked" and wouldn't allow him to see her. She couldn't take lunch with him, she couldn't allow him to call, she wasn't in when he did call and thus it was that the clever young man had to give up the game. But he told a friend before leaving Brinkley that he found out that it was all because she had de- ceived him; she had told him she was just sixteen, and he says he found out enough to know she was old enough to be his mother instead. Now wouldn't that jar you? She lives On--Street. He lives Well guess. Gus Roescher, of the Arlington, wont tell you who but he knows just the same.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
Real Estate Transfers.

w. H. McCarroll and wife to L. J. Suddoth consideration $400. co wlla of lot 6, w1a of block "E," city of Brinkley.
 Minnie Winples to Julius Owen consideration $65.O0 nv of SC "A sec 20, T 4 n, R 2 W.
 Candis Stone, w. R. and Mary Peterson to Martha McGehee lot 2 in block 1, Carters 3rd add. to Brinkley.
 J. M. Fox and wife to H. l.. D. Whitson, s. P. Park, consid-
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29

eration $40O.0O nwA of sw4 sec 33, T 4 n, R 2w.
 w. T. Morris and wife to Trustee of A. M. E. church con- sideration $25.00 ne corner of s 1a of ne "A, sec 34, T 3 n. R 2 w.
 S. T. Holloway to Frank and Henry Vandyke consideration S7OO.O0 la int of SC l of sec l, T 1 S, 2 w.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
AN ordinance forbidding bo

AN ordinance forbidding boys under the age of Is from ire uuenting the billiard and pool halls has been passed by the Brinkley City Council. It is made fineable offense for the proprietors of the places to per init the boys to play. This is to say the least of it a very serious reflection on the parents of Brinkley boys.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
A POSITIVE CURE FOR DANDRUFF.

ZEMO stops itching instantly andwill cure any case of Dandruf or itching scalp. ZEMO destroys the dandruff germ and prevents falling hair. twill give the hair arich glossy color and leave the scalp clean and healthy.
 For sale everywhere. Write for sam ole, E. W. Rose Medicine Co.,, St. Louis.
 For Sale at New Drug Srore.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29

Zemo, a clean liquid for external use, draws the germs and their toxins to the surface of the skin and destroys them, leaving the skin clear and healthy. Two to six bottles will cure any case of pimplcs and blackheads.
 For sale everywhere Write for sam 'a. E. W. Rose Medicine Co.,. St. Louis. For sale at New Drug Store.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29

BOSTON pays twenty-nine cents ner capita to support its jails. Prohibition Maine pays two cents per capita. If that fact doesn't make a mighty big financial problem out of the drink traffic we would like for some wiseacre to tell us why"
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
Wanted---2OO to 400 Acre
 Tract Of Land.

have a customer for a 200 to 400 acre tract of land right NEAR Brinkley.
 Customer wants it for stock farm and doesn't want over flow land either, tho wants cheap tract. If you know of such a tract of land, Call, phone or ad- dress Wm. B. Folsom, Brinkley, Ark.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29

The ARGUS hears from it's young friend, William Jackson who recently took unto himself a vie. He and his bride (form- erly Miss Lulu Maddox are located at Denver, Col, and William wanted the old ARGUS to go to him.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
The Riches of Christ.

The great apostle, appreciating the riches of Christ. said they were his treasure" Appreciating his own in- firmities, he said that he held the treasure in an ''earthen vessel" yet ry the treasure of the Gospel over all the world. We may not be bril- liant; we may not be men of genius; we may have manifold infimities; the very best we may have may be an earthen vessel, but let us fill that with the treasure of the Gospei-Rev. Henry Clay Trumbull.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
COUNTY JUDGE.

We are hereby authorized to announce T. G. Trice as a candi- date for County and Probate Judge subject to the Democratic Primary.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29

IT appears that County Chair man Milwee is ''sot in his way" and that, this time, there is not going to be but one primary in Monroe county, for both county and state.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
DIRE DISTRESS. It Is Near at Hand to Hun. dreds of Brinkley
 Readers.

Don't neglect an aching back.
 Backache is the kidneys cry for help.
 Neglect hurrying to their aid.
 Means that urinary troubles follow quickly.
 Dire distress, diabetes Bright's disease.
 Profit by a sufferers exper- fence.
 Mrs. James P. Gay, of Claren- don, Ark, says: T am exceed ingly glad to recommend Doan's Kidney Pills, as l consider this remedy to be one that acts as represented. My health had be- come greatly run down and 1 seemed to have but little strength or energy. My back pained me intensely and if l stopped or re- mained on my feet for any length of time, l became very tired. I received no benefit from the medicines tried and was be- coming discouraged. At this time friend recommended to me Doan's Kidney Pills and pro- curing a supply, 1 began their use. had but little faith in the remedy and one can imagine my surprise and delight to find my self relieved instantly. A few boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills made me feel like a different person and convinced me of their merit. "
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan g. and take no other.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
REPRESENTATIVE.

We are hereby authorized to announced Elmo Chaney as candidate for Representative, subject to the action of the Demo- cratic Primary.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
ASSESSOR.

The ARGUS is authorized too announce R. E. Smith as candi- date for Tax Assessor subject to the Democratic party.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29

Tell them you saw it in the ARGUS.
The Brinkley argus., 1909-10-29
GUARANTEED CURE FOR p,MpLes.

T l s, z V
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-08-21
The City in Brief

Tickets for the Labor Day ball at
Stones hall nave been issued.
Horace G. Donaldson Of Moorhead
has returned from a western trip on
part of which he was accompanied by
Jack" Hooker. A very pleasant va
cation was enjoyed.
A. Y. Stout Of Marion, Ind. auditor
Of Grant county, is In the city on
business. Mr.. Stout makes severaI
trips a year to Fargo and the valley
on land business In which ne Is in
terested.
James Dugan was fined s5 FOR
drunkenness in the police court this
morning. James Knutson got the
same dose but was forced to serve
four days in the city Jail, being short
Of change.
The Mexico Independent OF Mexico,
N. Y, gives an account of w. C. T.
y. day at Demster camp where q
meeting OF the county organisation
held which Mrs. H. M. Barker presid-
ed over. Mrs. Barker will be remem-
bered as the territorial president oi
the w. G. T. u. and later president
OF the N. d. state union, while Rev
H. M. Barker off1ciated as pastor OF
the First Baptist church Of this city
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-08-21
CHASE BURGLARS
IN HIS "NIGHTIE"
REV. A. cHRIsTY BROWN DAsHEs
AFTER ROBBERS WHO MAKE
OFF WITH WATCHES, RINGS,
r. r. TRANSPORTATION AND
OTHER vALUABLEs.

Reused from his siunibers by the
sound OF strangers in the house, 2Os
Fourteenth street south. Rev. A.
Christy Brown started hurried in
vestigation which was finished zen
route" The strangers proved to be
burglars and when they learned that
they had aroused the household they
started Marathon race.
With Rev. Browns trousers in one
hand and other loot in uhe other. one
started at merry clip down the
street. He was not alone, however.
The reverend gentleman was close on
his heels. Clothed only In his
"nightie' he put up an excellent race
and but for the chilly night atmos-
phere would doubtless continued the
run until ne captured the intruder.
An inventory this morning is said
to have revealed the loss OF q gold
watci5 peyeral ringx. Rev. Browns
railroad transportation and several
other articles OF value.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-08-21
( YOU want to enjoy:

II you want to enjoy:
A climate where every breath is a
new lease OF life.
A soil where nature has given the
most wonderful fertility,
A community where taxes are next to
nothing,
A home surrounded by good neigh
bors, schools and churches.
An opportunity to grow with the
country and prosper under the most
favorable conditions,
Come with US to Southern Florida.
Begin today by putting aside $1,000.
IT is small sum but may result in
changing your whole life.
We want you to understand condi-
tions thoroughly. We want you to ask
all questions you can think OF. we
want you to be satisfied in every res
pect.
Our purpose is not merely to open
mp this land but TO, people 1t with pro-
gressive, satisfied and happy settlers.
Already the tide IS beginning to roll
towards this last great homestead for
the poor man. Soon values win far be-
yond your reach. VIII you be one OF
the thousands who will find prosperity
in Florida or will you be one OF the
unfortunates who Will stick in the
same old rut with never chance OF
euualina your neighborsf
ROBERT r. COLLINS
STATE AGENT
Florida Fruit Lands Co.
Fnrno. Norfz DnEsofa
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1909-08-21
Tells court HE'S
SOBER AS A JUDGE
THOMAS WITzlK CAUSES UPRoARI
IN JUDGE MARTIN RYANsI
COURT BUT APoLooIzEp-FINE|
WOULD WORK HARDSHIP ON
HIS FAMILY.

TIM as sober as a Judge" was the
reply of Thomas Witzik in the police
court this morning when Judge Martin
Ryan inquired as to his condition after
spending a night in the jail There
was burst Of laughter from the audi
ence. The prisoner turned several
colors and in a foolish sort OF way de-
clared he meant no insinuation. but
that 1t was merely an expression with
him.
The Judge was perplexed with the
case. II the man was fined. a hard