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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1909-09-24
Are You a "PrOCraStinatOr"
About Your CIOtheS-And
Abnut Nothing Else? !:


The "wait-a-while policy
IS not good inyour business.
It's not good in your social
affairs. You are not a pro
crastinator" in any affair
which you consider impor-
tant.
Why are you in the mat
ter of buying your clothes :
Why defer the matter un-
til all other things have been
attended to ? Is it because
YOU think the other things
more important ? Or
WHY is it? Think it over
and then get interested
today.
Richardson & Cralle.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1909-09-24
- cannlry,s - hnImaIs.

The crop reportle boatd Of the bu-
roau of statistics u the United States
leoarmenr Of agriculture estimates
tle numbers and values Of farm ami
mals ODD farms and ranges SID the Unit
cd States ODD Jan. last as follows:
Compared with JAM J. zoos the fol-
lowing changes are indicated. Horses
nave increased C4So00. mules lslOO0'
milk COWS $4,000. other cattle de
creased c8A000. sheep increased 1453'-
600. swine decreased 1937o00. IN aver
age value per head horses increased
1923. mules 8 cents. milk COWS SlG9
other cattle go cents; sheep decreased
As cents swine increased 30 cents
The total velue Of all animals enumer
ated above on Jan. I. 1909. was $4.525,
$4,000 as compared with St331.23o.
O00 on Jan. l, 1903, an increase o.
Si94o29Ooo, or As per cent
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1909-09-24

We are prepared to furnish at short
notice and at lowest prices, all mate
rial that go into house from the sills
to the ridge pole, and will be glad to
furnish estimates on any job, large or
small, upon application.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1909-09-24

The man with cheerful disposition
and a sunny face is never. lonesome
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25

fon1tte. 9osbofte Meni6en bebaup.
ten ioear, ooB Die meiiten Mitslie-
Ser MIR besbaIb fir Die 8in 1tilnnl=
ten, Inn ii6 lieb &ino BET oel,
Suffrogetten 5u MAIDEN, mol ipilieno,
oaB oie 9ia ia bod nidt our9gebell
meroe.
= Cine oltsgeoebnte 2uftfabrt.
Die @rof Zeppelin bon Srieori6sbo-
fen aus ltttternommen bat, lit, ipie
erIt na6trdgli6 befonnt miro, cine
glan5eno perlaufene Strobe fir Die
Sragfabigfeit oes fiir5lid fertia ge-
itellten 9allons getpelen. Ser Muf-
itieg ipuroe pollltanoig obne Ballot
ousgefiibrt, pas in 2uftidifferfrei-
len ols beionoeres Wagnis gilt uno
oaein idon oeigt, tpel9 felienfeites
8ertrauen @rof Zeppelin ouf ieinen
8allon iest. goh glan5etloer aber
ipuroe oie 2eiltllns oaour1, oab ser
8raf iedsuno5man5ig Berionen,
ourdmeg Militdrlnftidiffer, ouf Sic
Sabrt mitnabm. Mit bieie1t iedsunb-
5nan3ig Eerionen bIieb er 5ipei
Stllnoen lang in Ser 2uft. 8eion.
oers bon ltrategii6en @eii9tspunf-
ten alts miro hieIer 6abrt Die bodlte
8i6tigfeit fir einen @riegsfan bel-
gelegt.
- Der friibere o1terreidii6e Wti.
hitter Or. @eBmann 9iibrer Ser
6riltli6=io5ialen Hartei, bot I'M slb.
georonetenbaltie oes Gei6srats at
Die &egierung cine Sl1terpellation ge-
riAtet, Die groBe @rregung i'm Sou-
ie berporgerltfen bot. Or. 8eb-
mann eriubte bic Gegierung lint 4nf-
i6luB oariiber, ipie es 5uiommelt.
bange, Dob cine bon ibm ielbit gebul.
tene Meoe, in pelher Ser Cont on
9eutlhlano fir Die ertpieiene 8un=
oestre1e auseeoriidt tpnroe, ourd)
Dos offi5ioie 8olff'ibe GeIegropbea-
bnreou llnteridlagen tporoen lei.
Gem @rafen Zeppelin lit neller-
oings pieoer cine iinnige @nerfen-
nung bemerfenstuerter slrt 5ll Seil
gelporoen, uno 5lpar BON Seiten
Ser 9eutiben graliltens. Die Gent
i6en 9raiilien batten bel6loiiell, ibr
sSSnterelfe fir 3eppelin's @erf ltno
ibre Siebe gum alten 8oterlanoe, fir
oelien 8obl er arbeitet, 5il betatigen.
uno 10 lieben iie linn Elm prdbtig
georbeitetcs iilbernes NIT 9rillantell
geidmiidtes @tui 5ugeben, in pel.
dem iib ein Gbed iiber pieroebn-
touieno Warf befano, etn 8eitrag
Der 9eutiden graiiliens gum 8eppe-
linfonos.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
9as eieS Der srOden5eit.


Rad @esen IeHset bic Natnr,
9pd mill ct gar ntfbt tummen;
Md], etnen ein5'gen Ghamer MIR
Sn anf'rer GARNER Grnmnten.
Sdleint aud bet Gimmel md 70 ihwer
Wstt Wplfen iiber5ugen,
Sn tpmttt ein Nprbme6en baher
linb aacs TT berflpsen.
Der Jaru,er frakt fiH btnterm DIR
uno nertt: .gSaS fn4 has tperbenl
gSenn'S ntdgt bal6 regnet, foinnt eMyor
ia gar niHts aus ber grben."
Ser trdst nun tppI baran bte GdmI6,
Dat biefes gar ntdjt enbet,
DAT, ,ute es idletnf, bcS Gimutel Snlb
90 gang BON mnS getueHbet.
Sd gIanbe fitberlid, eS lit
Die 2tsa ber Hnitpren,
Die bdben iitb, gu jeber oriit
3te Erodenbeit erfpren.
9a fte nmr iuirfen gatta beitimutt,
um trpfen ms 81 legen,
go rnff 0er Stmuel, brnb erBrintntt
oSett sibt's aud feinen 0aeeenl"
A'rum, tusilt Sbr trpfen iein, 10 ieib
Go aud In alien @egen,
9enn tpirb fid mol, tn etn'ser Seit
Der Gtfer Bel end Iegen."
3as AIamp Hter lit seinnb,
WufidMefenb mnb bef5mnilifJ,
GntgeBen 1T Tim in ber Stunb
Nnr ber, ber bpper.fr5mmlidJ.
9eim Alamo Bier fann man aud
Die grpdenbeit ertrasen,
9as TT elm gnter alter Brand
Mie ieber ueiR 81 iasem.
ttnb bletben mir beim atantp,
@irb uns Der Sinnmel iegnen,
9enn madjt er mns aud mieber frpb,
unS ldkt es tuieber resncn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
9oltrneilter Wec@on in @utGrie

= Yoitmeilter Mc&op in @utbrie
bat Die 9eforberung oes 8eribts
iiber Die 9ebanolung BON Str6flir-
gen aug Sflaboma in oen aaniaier
3udtbauiern oltrd oie Boit peripei-
CERT, oa oieier 8eri6t 5t obIcon Jet.
@s lit ser 8eri6t iiber Die ltnterll,=
dung, oie our6 SRI. Bernard, oie
oas Mmt eines StaatsfonllniIIdrs
fir 8oltatigfeitsmeien befleioet, eill-
geleitet ipuroe.
Cine Gepel6e aus Cincinnati
meloet: 9lls Elm geiultot Der Inter
Iu1ung bon Seiten bes 1taatlibell
beits-aomnillars bot Der @enera!=
anipalt i'm Nonlen oes Staates nibt
lpei1iger ipie 800 glnflagen ipegen
8erlesirng oes &inberarbeit=@ =@eleses
geeen peri6ieoene Sbio'er Sabrifell
erboben. gs banoelt iid bauptidd)-
lih ilm &leioer- unb Sdub- -6abrifell
uno es ipuroen bier aGein Die 9e-
iiser BON 25 oerortigen gtobliiie=
ments III 9lnflage5ultano perleef
Sn ben nleiiteu Sabrifen banoelt es
fib Inn oen 9aragrapben i'm @eieb,
tponah fein M0oden unter IS
SSabren nnb fein &rabe nlter 16
Sabren ldilger als s Stunoen taa-
lid in elmer Sabrif beibaftigt aper=
ben bari.
9ihter g1is in 9lnite Gi.p,
9a., bot Ben 3eitungsreportern per-
bnten, iportIihe @eribte iiber oell
glount Gro5eB, Der bort augenblid-
lid I'M @anee ift, ibren 3eitllugeli
Su5nididen. 0ieienigen, Die gegel
bieies 8erbot banoelten, piirbe er
bonn geild bes Saales ausiblieBell
ober in Die .ssSail" itefen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
Gs rettete ihm iein 8ein.

agllIe oadfen, i'd lpiir0e mein Wein
perlieren", ibreibt s. 81. Snenion
III @atertotpn, @is. o3ebn Sabre
gc5ema, oas Is Mer5te ni1t hcilea
fonnten, batten mid bettldeerie &c.
madt Damn beilte mid gitdlen's
Irllica Salbe oauerno nmo griinc.
lia." l1nfeblbar fir Saut-aus-
ld)laa, Gc5emo, Sal5flitB, @eihmiire.
6ieber, granoipunoer, Bcrbriignne
gen, S1nittipunoen nno 9anorrboi-
oen. Csc BEL aIlen @pothefern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
%. &. & 8. gahu.

Ro. 4-Na9 Dem Woroen. .7:3O uorr1-
.SlbeIA-gla6 benz Norben 8 100 nad1nl
No. 244-6oniton etc. -. 1915 nadnn
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
Sega $.

Sn Der gfa6t bon Diellltag allf
Wfittpod) puroe Der n0rolihe Sell
6er Counties Denton uno @ile upn
einem 9ornabo beilngeinbt Ser
groBen Sbooen anridtete uno oelu
auf mebrere Neenlbelleben 6lirn
Spfer fielen. Sn Dem fleinen Orte
5lioeu, Der lngefdbr 300 gilnpo1-
tler bat, puroen oreiBig Bis pieraie
@auler 5erltort, oas 8anfgeballoe
lit oas einoige Saus III Der Staoi,
oas gon5 unbeiddoigt eebIieben lit.
@iele Yerionen purben perlest alilf
Der ungefdbr 3iuei uno cine balbe
Weile bon Slioen liegenoen Narn
Don S. 9. Hriee ipuroc bas @obn-
baus 5itiammengeuorfen. sssn Den
Iriinrnern brad 5euer aus nnb
9rice ielbit, leine 5rou uno finn
8inoer, elm ilnges Waaoben nalnpnS
Warp Stean nno eiit Sarnarbeiter
famen l1n's 2eben. ssr Ser 9lniieo-
lung Oliper puroe piel S1aoen or-
geribtet, aber Nielnanb getotei.
sssn golipar, no eine gln5abl @auier
oemoliert ipuroen, fanen 5pei gte.
ger INNS 2eben. ssSn graipforo ipur-
ben alle 6auier bis auf Ell
men Store oenoliert. Sn 9rumlom
uno Dan ipurben @1uier nieoergerii.
len nno in 9rano eeiest. Ole mel
item 2eute batten iib aber in Die Sell
cr gefIiidtet unb es 1deint Niemanb
81 Shaoen gefommen 81 iein. sSn
GREENWOOD ipuroe ein inbefallnter
Mann getotet. Sd)lintm lou es III
Grafton ausieben, bod feblen noh
ndbere @iil5elbeiten. 9lu1 gai3
Gountp ipuroe BON iblimmem
Stllrlntpetter beingein6t, oas in
Crisp, griitol, @arrett nnb anhercu
Orten erbebli1en Shobei onriGtete
9edbere Waitteilnlgen iiber Sen
Tornado, Der 2areoo am 9ienitog
abeno beimludte, 5eigen, oaB cine
Berion Elm ahtsebnjabriger Werifa,
leriungc namens Scsuroo Slipe-
req, getotet unb nngefabr 25 Ierio.
men perlebt puroen. Sim Sdlimn-
item lit Stepe Daripoob, Der nNor-
mann" in Dem 5erlt0rten yNouilb-
bonie" mitgenommen, er bot eiller
ooppelten 8einbrud) erlitten, bei al
len an6ern li1o Die @erleB,lngerl
MIR leihter 9(rt. Ser Sbaoen, Der
in 2areoo unb yfuepo 2areoo anae-
| rihtet lit, belduft iid) mlf lngefdhr
100000.
@ie aus @ietoria gemel0et
pirb, nurbe in @ietoria County nrn
Dienitag obeno burh Sturnpettef
beoeutenoer Sbaoen angeridtet. gie-
le Jen5en iiro ungeipebt, Selegra-
| pbenftnngert nieoergeriiien unb 5abl-
reife 8oder iino belhdoigt.
Sn Souiton bot iid &enriJ
| 3oro(er, IN ieinem &auie an Der
gde ser 8oilep uno ser Glepelonf
Strabe, erihoiien. 3o,loler mar cill
tiihtiger 8drtner uno lebte in be-
baglihen gerbdltniiien. Nienanl
rpeib. mas i'm IN oen Goo setrie6el1
| bot.
Die in Der N6be bon Nocoa
bodies selege1e Sdneioemiible Oel
| 6ntipooo 2umber Gonlpanp lit abac
bronnt. Der Shooen beldift lid
| ouf imaef1br $4,000.
/ 8enerolonpolt Dapioion ha
entihieoen, ooB Die @obl i'm 5lpel
ten ieitotoriellen 9iitrift, Der bis6e'
bon Dem aemoBregelten Serrn Sbo
mas Dertreter puroe, geieblid lei
gs moren 3ipeifel ON ibrer @eieb
| maBigfeit erboben iporoen.
| Mus 2areoo miro gemeloct
Ser Stllrm babe IN oen 3lpiebelfcl
| Bern feinen Shooen angeridtet, Die
ieIben b1ttcn i'm @eaenteil bon Den
| Negen MIR @orteil gebabt
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
Wie ans Broa aemeloet n

9Ste aus Yrdg gemeloet MIRO,
bat Die oortige goli5ei Die @bbol.
tung tide6iiber @eriammlungen
perboten in nelden sesen einen et-
ipoigen arieg nit Serbien agitiert
iueroen ioa. gea6 Ser Muf6edung
Der tibehiiden 8erbinoung nit Der
grpBlerbiihen @erifnorline iino Die
geboroen geionnen, ieoen tDeiterell
8eriud elmer ierbeltfreunolihen Hro-
paaanoa su lilter0riiden.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
Giieniuaarem.S .Spcsialitaten, 8ras-
id)nei6er unS 8as0ien.

Stpeepers. @artenidlan6, Sdeere,l,
8uilus unb glumen<Shneioer. Sioe
Cutters, Die innerbalb u 3on bom
8nun ooer 8lumenbeet ideiben. Scene
NxaS56ueiber uno @aSofen tperben ges
gen alte iimgetaiIid]t ooer berrnietet
@rasidueiber. Sefer. 8ichele, Softer,
GdIoifsr, Shliiiiel. Sheeren. Sager
iperbeu repariert. Ereie Iblieferurg
Muft Wpflins, binter 301 Ofsgommeree
Gtrnfe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
Aanitalteilmne
MerbenI6tpa9e

Gdpa6e, nerbSfe geronen. eepIoet bon Soff.
nnngslofieicit unb f6le9ten Ir6umeH. erf&5e.
f6mersen, SaarausfaII, albnatme hes Utbj,S
urb @efintS. aatarrb. Wlaeenbsii6en. @hibiber.
ftnpfune. Mibgfeit. Grroteuf pitttrR. &srtsIcp.
fen, 8ruftbeiIeHmuna, aleusftlf&fsit nHb xynb.
linn ertobren aus bem ,.synesnbireastat n1ts
einfadl, id)nell nnh btIlts allie unnatarfls
ficH gerlMite nnh anSere 0sleeu jneemly
ltdicr Ver!rrnnsen sriinhIt6 stbetlt mnA
pslle Wefnnbbett unb ersbfnn mieser.
trlanat tuerben fSnnen. Uans neues
S,etlperfahren. Seser ietn sianer arst.---
rcide SUD gDentiSe auiIaas ss isos) UNI SpeI@ss IcS
bon jung unb aIf, Waann unb erau, gtfeiss
peroen ioIIte, fann eeeen Gtnienbnne bon 81
Gents In Brieimarien berfieeeIt beaoaef nerheA
bon BET
Pripat<aliHii, 1915. aueune
4s,s Mark, n. y.
Wun eriudhne Die Sreie aBreiie I. Serhs.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25

= @ute @etrdnfe uno famoIer
2unt itets in gnrsitaller's Saluon
mmb Geitanrant. 8iIlita GtrnBe neben
Der 8nle Der 6ermannsiobne.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1909-03-25
arn, nnb Weidl

leibell IN gleider 8eiie an ben SSol9en
bon lleheranItrenglng oes &orpers. ipie
aopfidmer8eil. 9iiidenidpdde, 1leteIs
feit, @elbs ober @aiierinht, 2ebers linb
9ierenleioen Ser Cine tut siibiel i'm
2ebens9enuB. Der Mnbere in Der Mrbeit
uno in beioen sdlen tpirb Der Se5rper
NIT siftisen abfaIlitoffen iiberlaben. bns
gIut beraiftet 9lrm nnb 9ieih fonner
5eiIlina fitoeu BEL benz beriibnlten. rein
beeetabilifhen Seilmittel, ben ct. Ber<
narbsardllterpiIlen 9enft baran. bnk
bieie fpunbertdtiaen 9i[Ien in alien 'gtpos
thefen fir MIR 25 Gents III haben iinb
slrnolo Sbanflin, Der ,leuc
amerifoniide @eneraltonilll fir oen
Iiioliden Diitrift bon @erifo, lit in
Der merifanilden Sauptitaot einse.
troffen l,no bot lein 9lmt ansetreten.
sn s. g. Dio5 ioa cine graBe
8ei5enmiible gebaut iperoen Die
Serren Srueba uno ltrtuega iino
Die llnternebmer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
Lona Hair q Mark of Honor.

In olden times excessively long ha'' was considered mark of honor and rank. For many centuries long hai' was in France the distinctive mark of kings. The ancient Persians and Par thians of high caste wore long, flowing hair, while the poorer classes were obliged to cut theirs short. Homer speaks of the long haired Greeks by way of distinction.
 The Gauls considered long hair 3 mark of honor, but Caesar obliged them to cut 1t of In token of submis' sion. Long hair was thought by the Franks to denote high birth, and the Goths looked upon 1t as a distinctive mark of culture and honor. Short halr was considered by nearly all the old nations to denote thraldom, and even now criminals have their heads shaved Denver Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
Different Namss For Waves.

They have curiously different names for waves about the coast os Greet Britain The peterhead folk cal; tlst large breakers that tai! with cTase on the beach by the grtEa name o' "Ncrgawa tScrway, carpenters" Or the low Lincolnshire coast, az on the southwestern. Atlantic fronting shore ol these islands. the gTand'y long In. broken waves are known as rollers ' Among east Angllans . heavy surf tu.ahliag in with Ru bnshore wind oi ln a calm, is called by the expressive name of 'ts!og." while well ,uark sc swell, rolling :u Independently of aEt blowing, is called nome" There + no wind" 8 Suffolk fisherman will say "but nasty home on the beach" Sui folk men also speak of the "bark' ol the surf, and Sea covered with foa IT is spoken of as Heather white" Th< foam itself is known as spoon drift. : So, in the vernacular. we have 1t, "The sea was al, a feather white with spool drift"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
Qualities of the Oystar.

A Sen Franciscan has discovered . new method Of cutting short ,ecita!s that promise to become too long wind I'd. All acquaintance of his who has | local reputation as bore was one day holding forth at some length whe, the Californian interrupted him with:
 By the way. did ever tell you tht story of the oyster?'
 On receiving B negative reply he COD ttnued.
 ''lt see1us that when oysters arc taA en iron, the sea they often open the;, shells so that the juice or liquid run: out. AS this Is undesirable, the exper1 suced oyster gatherec has tub of wa ter close ut hand into which the oyste' ts plunged as soon as tt begins to opel its shell"
 "Wel!, anl what theaT' asked ,h' other as the narrator paused.
 The San Franciscan smiled.
 'Oh, after awhile the oyster learn to keep its mouth shut" he re,aarkes qusst,y.--Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
~ Laina sf He Cravat.


 SYon hase ofteu heard the Qurstiea Where mans treasure ia, there w1u ais heart be also said 6 city dctec tive. Il sa" an illustration of that no' long ago on railroad train. A de tective employed by the railway com pany and were seated aear a cn,sotry man who adjusted his necklie rver, few minutes.
 That tIs: bothers the old man said to my companion,
 Don't think it's t!se t;c' replied tc. railroad detective
 Then he leaned forward and said t the farmer, Better take your mone, aut of that necktie'
 "'Who told you haA money in ms ue?' deman nded the farmer.
 1.-The detective then explained sha hls act!ons In adjusting his neck seal led to the supposition. The farmer ad mltted that he had chosen the tie a the hiding place for number ot bills His idea was fl risnt,' concluded the detective. 'hut h. ,.5,,ldn't keep h.. hands aH the crasat Kansas Cit, Star
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
The Word "Eudoe."

The expression Fudge" which is heard so often nowadays, is not a new one. On the contrary, its origin dates back to the reign of Charles H.. when there was sea captain who was named Fudge.
 No matter how unsatisfactory his voyage, this nautical man always re turned with an endless string of pre- posterous tales of great deeds and sue cess. His propensity for falsifying be came SO well known that whenever any one was heard telling question able exploit, it became the custom te cry, "Oh, you Fudge 1t!'-Pittshnrl Post
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
The Gosce! O ouod Cheer.

People loved Robert Louis Steven son not becau use be WAS an admirahss writer, but because he was u cl,eerfa; consumptive. He was sufferer w',n for many years increased the gayet, of life. Genius alone can do this o1: a large scale. but everybody can do 1: on little one Our safest guide is tilf realization Of hard truth that NV are not privileged to share our trot' hles with other people. If we could make up our minds to spare oN' friends all details Of Il! health of mon. ey losses, of domestic annoyances. of alterca lions. of committee work. c' grievances. proyocations and any:ct!es we should sin less against the wor'd's good humor. 1t may not be given us to add to the treasury of Inirth, but there is considerable merit in not rot b1ng tt-~Agnes Eepp'ier sn Harper. Maraxiue
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
Nsrwish anc ttsr,,ny rys.


 Fer many centuries. tie city uf NSe ton, was lla b!. to provide annlia.ly twenty-four herr'ag pies for ,ls. r,'ya kitchen Bioneield In bis "ifisior, of Norfolk" referring ;o this quain' ssrvice prints letter from the hous, hold officers of Charles l.. n,akin-t divers just exceptions to the qua!l,s of the pies which had been forwarded by the city sherlfYs.
 The main exceptions read as foIlo"a First. you do Dot sead them accof7 ing to your tenure of the first new her rings that are taken.
 Secondly. yoa do not canst them tt be well baked iG good and Str1GG pastye, az they ought tn he. that the, may endure tho carriage the better
 Thirdly, whereas you should b, your tenure bake in these pastyes s:H score herrings at the least. being t!i' great hundredth, which doth requ!rs i've to be put into every pye at th' least, we find but flower herrlngs {. be in divers of them.
 "Fourthly, the number Of pyes wh.cs you sent at tkls tyme we And to k fewer than have been sent heretofore and divers Of them much broken. And, lastly. we understand tn bringer of them was constrained t' make three several Journeys to you he fore he could have them. whereas l seemeth he Is bound to come hsz once"-- Cham berg Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
How h Sounded,

"Mother,'' said the college ,tu{aen' who had brought bis churu borne f. the holidays. permit me t" presea' my friend. Mr. specknoodle."
 His mother. who was !ltttl. hard aA bearing, placed her hand to her ear.
 "l'm sorry. George. but didn't quit. catch your friends name. You'll haT' to speak little louder I'm afraid.
 I say. mother" shouted George. "l want to present my friend, MT. speck noodle"
 'l'm sorry. George, but Mfr. --= What was the name again?"
 "Mr. Specknoodle" George tat'i, yelled
 The old lady shook her head sadly.
 "I'm sorry. George. but s'm afraif fts no use. It sounds just like Speek noodle to me,"-Detroit News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
SCHOOL GARDEN RULES
%s.s . Massaehusetts institution k
 Msnaoeu by Wensr.

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 Managed by W~msn.
 A school garden In Watertown Mass, has adopted the foliowina nuics. says the Los Angeles Tines Bs regular and punctual In attendance Keep garden orderly, Keep r"con' book correctly. Leave tools cleane.' and put away before going home, Rs courteous to all. and If absent or lats furnish excuse from parept or teachc:
 If any one repeatedly breaks these rules his relation with the schqoi wi: Drminate. The classes meet twice reek-W cdnesday after school ano aaturday morning "ne hour each per d. They will work Ill the garden. through the summer vacation, II | pupil! Is absent. a substitute Is scn, Badges or pins of green and white a,' worn. telling garden. number and thu Of class. Notebooks are kept. record ,nE the temperature. attendance. date ..ue of planting. plan of garden m, any other notes they care to record
 When Insects are found or b!rds heard, questions are asked and no'!r. mken of their habits. etc. During 'ht summer children will be taken in sMn' xroups on short walks to hear ths voices of nature The children alrcad., ytve advice to parents, telling them th best methods for planting cucumber. and beans and setting out tomato plants The parents and friends tax much interest. visiting the garaes willie tho children work. helping t' teep their notes correctly and the gar den .u good order. Tho Woznan's cl.;i pays the expenses and has the bust uass management of the garden. Thes have taken up the work in mo. satisfactory and helpful way.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
n,euoht q aIush to Her Cheek

There was story told of one of ths worlds great vocalists singing as 3 young girl at private house, She WAS overwhelmed with praise. By and by says the London News, she came and sat by an slderly lady. who congEatn lated her on the way she had sang. but ventured to offer one or two sugscs tons. The young singer treated tht hints with scorn and afterward asket' the hostess who ''the old lady wa who had dared to give her suggestion -Oh, that was Mime. Goldschmidt." rc piled the lady. "And who is Mme Goldschmidt?' was the next impatient query. Well, she's better known aS Jenny Lind" said. the hostess. And then the singer blushed for shame a' her dIsdainful reception Of hints from the Swedish Nightingale"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
Hia Praference.

"Our new chef" said the manager Q! the restaurant. stopping to chat "iu the patron who had deep lines betweei his eyebrows. "is a wonder. really believe tbe man could take m old rub Der shoe and make an appetizing dist of It." That so?" asked the patron tapping meditatively with his fork up on the steak that had been served hin! Suppose you tell the waiter to take this steak back and ask the chef to tS up a rubber shoe for me"-Modern Sc ciety
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
Art and Happiness.

Artists are not as class the happi est of mortals, but that is because the' fall to relate the ideal rationally t. life rather than because they are VOW cd to standards of perfection Unhap piness comes upon them as 1t wou't upon any one else--ln consequence o folly and indifference and willfulness- and their devotion to art, which Is Of ten held to be the cause of their mis fortunes, Is in reality the only mitigat ing factor in their lives--Bliss Carmal In Craftsman.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-16
The Farmer in the Iiohthouse.

A farmer had secured an appoint ment as light keeper in Maine coast lighthouse The first night he went on duty he lighted up promptly at dusk and at II o'clock carefully extinguish ed the lamp. The next day of course there was trouble. and when he was taken to task he replied that he sup posed 10 o'clock was late enough to keep the light going, as he thought that all honest men should be in bed at that hour-Boston Herald.