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The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

II hear your fren' Tamson's married
again."
"Aye, so he is. He's been dear
fren' tae me. He's cost me three wad-
ding presents an two wreaths."-Dun-
dee Advertiser.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

"Old man. said the chronic calamity
bowler, buttonholing him, II don't want
to be an alarmist, but
"And don't want to be alarmed. Good
morning" interrupted the other man.
breaking away from him.-Chicago Trib'
un.e
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31
VncIe Jerry See. Through Them.

Il see," remarked Uncle Jerry PEBBLES,
''the life insurance companies have laid
down set of rules for making people
live fifteen years longer. l amt going to
pay any attention to 'em. The life in.
surance companies have got good
enough thing as it is.''
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

Foreigner-why do you call it "pri-
mary" election?
Native-We call it that, mister, cause
that's the way we get primed fur a real
election.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

The recipe for Worcestershire sauce,
which has made an English firm wealthy
and famous, was the secret in an old En-
glish family for generations. A butler
sold it for a small amount.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31
Extent of Hi. Knowledre.

The Doctor-Professor, do you know
anything about political economy?
The Professor know just enough
about economy to keep out of politics.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31
Il Cures While You Walk

Aliens Foot-Ease is certain cure for hot
sweating, callus, and swollen, aching feet. SOLD
by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Trial package FREE. Address
Allen 8. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

Wise people use Hamlins Wizard Oil to
stop pam because they know it always
makes good. Foolish people try expert
ments. Ask your druggist about it.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31
Probably walked.

"Yes, 1 went over on the North Side
to card party, and IL didn't get back
till nearly daylight
"Bridged, ehr
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31
ChocoIate Creams.

Measure the unbeaten white Of an
egg, add to it as much water as there
is white, and stir into this mixture
enough confectloner's sugar to make a
paste that can be nodded into shape.
Roll between the palms into round
balls, roll each Of these over and over
In the chocolate coating and lay on
waxed paper to dry.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

Pettit's Eye SaMe First Sold in 1907,
over 100 years ago; sales increase
yearly; woederful remedy; cured mil
lions weak eyes. All druggists OF
Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

PILES CURED IN 6 TO ID DAYS
PAZo OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching. Blind Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in to IA days or money refunded 50c
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

etc st. vitus' Dance orvous Diseases perma-
itiJ nently cured by Dr. Ii Ano's Great Nerve Re.
storer Send for FREE 90 trial bottle and treatise
DR.. Il. H. Kline Id, @1 Arch st., Philadelphia, Pa.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
furing the teething period.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

Only One "BRoMo oUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE- Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used tho
world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31
Hoods Sarsaparilla
pardonabie Curiosity.

"Rivers, what brand is that cigar
you're smoking?'
Its Flor de Ranke. Making a
memorandum of it, BrooksP I'll tell you
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

''I'm writing the name of it, old man,
in my list of Things to be Avoided -
Chicago Tribune.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

A married man comes nearer know
Ing how mean he Ii than one who Ii
not married
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

HOWARD Il. BURTON.-Assayer arr Chemist,
~ Eeadvie, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, Lead, 81; Gold, silver 75c Gold, soc; Zinc or
Copper 81. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent on application. Control and Um
pire work solicited. Reference, Carbonate Ma
uonal Bank.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1909-03-31

"Hes such an apparent liar" said
rowne, "and 80 reckless. Oil he's a
bird!"
"Yes, he Is bird" replied Browne,
"and it's so easy to catch him. All
you've got to do is put little salt on
his tale."-Philadelphia Press.
scott-what makes you think that
the trust originated In Rhode Island |
Mott-Dad used to speak OF the trust
in Providence as far back as when
was boy.-Boston Traveller.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Evansville

Word has been received here that
Clyde Munns was killed Thursday in a
railroad accident at Wonewoc, Wis. Mr.
Munns was well known in this city,
having been student at the Seminary
and was graduated from there not
many years ago. He was a bright,
promising young man and his sudden
and untimely death brings sorrow to
many friends here.
wv Mitchell of Madison, who until
walks in this city, has a contract of
twenty-five thousand square yards of
macadam asphalt to do in Lake Mills
this summer. The cost of the work
figures twenty thousand dollars. This
job figures at about seventy-four cents
square yard, while ordinary macadam
costs from fifty to sixty cents. Asphalt
streets cost about two dollars a square
yard
The marriage of Chas d Barnard to
Lulu Baker, Thursday morning last,
was surprise to many of their friends.
The couple were accompanied to Chi
cago by Frank West and wife, where
after securing the requisite authority,
repaired to the Union Park Congrega-
tional church where they were joined
in wedlock by the Rev Frank Newhall
White, the pastor. The couple are
spending their honeymoon at Lake Ke-
gonsa and will be at home in this city
after July l. Congratulations are ex-
tended the couple.
Miss Bertha Lang had a narrow es-
cape from serious injury Friday after
NOON &c che was crOcSino thn railroad
4:52, one from the north and one from
the south, and as the south-bound train
pulled out she started to cross and not
noticing the incoming train, stepped
directly in front of it and all that saved
her was that she was caught in mi
raculous manner on the cow-catcher. 1t
is thought that she is not seriously hurt.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Stouuhton

Ole K Lunde will leave the last of the
week for Mayo Bros hospital at Roches-
ter, MINI, where he will submit to an
operation for the removal OF tumOr OF
the bowels. Mr. Lunde has been in
failing health for several months.
The school board did wise act when
they secured contract with Prof G o
Banting as superintendent of our city
schools for term of three years. The
professor has been with us for the past
three years and has given perfect salts
faction. He is the right man in the
right place.
Miss Jessie Frank, whose mother,
Mrs Bertha Frank, is soon to move her
family to Madison, was given fare
we'll surprise by twenty-four young
boys and girls Thursday evening at the
home of her uncle and aunt, Mr. and
Mrs Chris Larson, and pleasant time
was had by the young folks.
About $50 u S soldiers are to camp
in Stoughton in the near future. The
squad will consist of Battery F of the
9Th u S Field Artillery from Fort Sher-
idan, and will arrive here on June 26th.
Their tents will be pitched on the
Mandt Co.'S grounds south of the river.
Postmaster Hanson will arrange for
hay and grain for their horses, which
will take ton or two of each.
Miss Augusta Hanson, daughter of
Postmaster and Mrs G A Hanson, was
married at the home of the bride on
Thursday morning at 9 o'clock to Albert
Aaichele of Kendallville, Ind. The GER
emory was performed by Rev Krostu
of the Western church. The young
couple boarded the 11:25 m train at
Kegonsa station, to avoid rice and old
shoes, enroute to Fall River, where
! they will visit the brides brother, Mar
Gus Hanson, and family for week,
after which they will begin housekeep-
ing in suite of rooms in the Erickson
block and the bride will resume her po-
sition as clerk in the postoffice, posi-
ton she has held for a number of years.
The groom is an employee at the Mandt
Works and has made many friends dur
ing his short stay in our city.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Why the JUDGE Paid.

A physician, says medical journal
that vouches for the truth of the story.
was once summoned in haste to attend
the child of a family that lived in two
rooms in the heart of a large American
city-not New York The child had
been seized suddenly and seriously
and just at election time The mother
was in despair and when the doubt
full prognosis was given she broke
into wailing and violent self condem-
nation for some horrible sin of the
family to which she said the child's
illness was due-a direct punishment
for their crime. She would go and
curse the magistrate for it all. her
husband should resign from 1.-THE
force" and such evil ways should he
renowned forever
Curious to know how the magistrate
could be held responsible for the
child's illness. the doctor finally Sc
cured the confession that the crime OF
the poor. conscience stricken woman
consisted in allowing the names OF
many fraudulent voters to be regis
tered as residing in her house. In
swearing to the lie, etc. The magis-
trate also had demanded this of all
the neighbors in return for indescrib.
able political favors.
The child recovered, and the Inagis-
strate paid the physicians bill.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
CARVING a Watch.

after carrying a watch for thirty
years | have just learned something
new in watch lore" said the city sales
man. II don't know whether this is
true or not, but an old matchmaker
told me. l bought watch of him the
other day 1t was cheap watch. He
said:
What pocket are you going to car
ry your watch in-the right or left?'
II told him the left.
Then said he, 4 will regulate it
for the left
II asked what difference it made,
and he declared that watch runs
faster on the left side than on the
right, SO to keep it from gaining time
he regulates it accordingly. In fine
watches the difference is hardly worth
considering, but in watches of cheap
make like mine it is very noticeable.
asked for scientific reason for this
variation. He could give none; said he
only knew it was true, and then.
whether he was taking or not he pre-
tended to regulate my watch for the
left pocket."-New York Sun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
CAMBRIDGE

Miss Zenia Patterson of Baraboo is
visiting friends here and at Oakland
Center.
H Hanson left Thursday night for
Iowa Falls, Iowa, to join his wife and
children. From there they go to Will
hston, N D, to visit Mr. and Mrs w B
diversion for couple of weeks.
Fred Anderson and Miss Alvilda
Christianson stole a march on their
friends by quietly going away and be-
ing married. They drove to Ft Akin
son Sunday night and there took a train
for Rockford, Ill, where they had the
nuptial knot deftly tied on Monday
morning. The contracting parties are
both popular young people of Rockdale
and have a host of friends who offer
congratulations and best wishes.
The most important event of COM
mencement week took place in the Nor
wegian Methodist church Thursday af-
ternoon when the high school gradual
ing exercises were held and nine young
people were presented with diplomas,
and thus equipped went out into the
world to take up their life's work. The
class is composed of Karl Amundson,
Theodore Lewis, Mandus Jensen, Her
bert Medbury, Daisy Porter, Cora Retz-
laff, Emma Severson, Hazel Lien and
Clara Nelson.
Misses Lille and Leonora Henderson
started on European trip last Satur-
day. After making short visit with
friends in New York they will sail from
that city via England and land at Sta
vanger, Norway, where they have an
uncle, and in the city of Bergen they
have number of relatives they will
visit. When at Voss, the home of their
forefathers, they expect to climb some
very high mountains. After seeing
various parts of Norway they have
planned to visit other countries.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter
Bdgerton, Wisconsin.
FRIDAY, JUNE IS. 1909.
CORRESPONDENCE
Milton junction

ED Coon expects to start for Mon
tana with party of land seekers June
18th.
Invitations are out announcing the
wedding of Miss Cora Kidder and E
Gilman Jones, June 16, at high noon.
Mrs A E Webster and baby are ex-
pected here from Alfred, n Y, about
the 18th, for visit with relatives and
friends. Mr. Webster will take course
of study during the summer in Chicago.
The marriage of Miss Hulda Hafe-
melster of 468 22nd street, Milwaukee,
Wis, to Gustav A Seeger of this village
occurred Sunday evening, June 6, at 8
O'Clock, at ST Paul's church, 7th and
Galena streets.
On Wednesday, June 9, at 2 p m, oc-
Cured very pretty home wedding at
the residence of Mr. and Mrs B H Wells
of this village, when their sister, Miss
Dorothy Coon, was united in marri-
age to Mr. Fred E Osborne of Milton
Junction, the Rev A Hatlestad officiat-
ing. Only the near relatives and a few
close friends of the two families wit
messed the ceremony which united these
young people for life.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Deerfield

Martin Severson opened the tobacco
planting season in this locality last Sat
urday. Other farmers also started set
ting plants this week.
Hon T G Thompson left on Monday
morning for New York from whence he
will sail for Norway. He expects to be
absent about three months.
Hon H G Klinefelter is critically i'll
at his home in Madison. About ten
days ago he was taken to the Madison
sanitarium for treatment, but little
could be done for him. During the
week he has been delerious most of the
time On Wednesday he was somewhat
more rational, and asked to be taken
home. This wish was granted ana an
ambulance conveyed him home.
With 5000 in greenbacks in his pock-
cts, William A Agnew of Marshall was
taken from the Northwestern depot to
the general hospital yesterday and died
there at an early hour this morning.
He leaves an estate valued at large
sum. There are six children who are
heirs-at-law. Agnew was "a years old
and of an eccentric nature. His wife
is dead and he insisted upon living
alone, although his children were will
ing to give him home with them if
he would accept their bounty. The de-
ceased owned farm of 300 acres near
Marshall and was counted one of the
wealthiest men of the community. So
far as is known he did not leave a will.
Two wills in recent years are known to
have been destroyed.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
chinaware Of the Bio Hotels.

The only china used at private din
ners at the Knickerbocker in New
York is the bleue de seyres, which
was made in France especially for this
hotel. with blue and gold pattern and
the monogram OF the hotel on the rim
Of each piece. There are seventy two
pieces to set, and each piece cost Sc.
At the Plaza and Astor the cost of
each piece is 81 and So respectively.
and designs are white and gold and
plain white with border Of asters
Great care has been taken and large
expense incurred in obtaining the
choicest china for the Waldorf Astoria.
For select private dinners the crown
set is used. consisting of specimens
from the sets of royalty dating from
the time of Napoleon to the present.
The pattern is blue and gold border
with a picture in the center of each
piece of the king and queen to whom
that particular piece belonged. The
set could not be duplicated for 81 ,O00.-
000.-Good Housekeeping.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
A Dangerous Subject.

Professor Henry Drummond when q
boy discovered that he could hypnotic
people. At a birthday party little
girl declined to play the piano. Drum
mond happened to catch her eye and
said, Play" To his surprise she rose
at once, went to the piano and played.
At another time he hypnotized boy
Now" said Drummond, I'm a pleas
ant Shoot me-" The boy did SO, and
Drummond fell to keep up the illusion,
whereupon the boy, seeing the bird
move, was about to hit it over the head
with the poker. The hypnotizer had
just time to stop the magnetized sports
man.-PearSon's Weekly.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
A Woman's Smile.

Strange what little thing will turn
the whole current of a mans life!''
Whats the matter now, Jones"
up to thirty days ago the young
lady of my choice was taking my at
tentions seriously and our marriage
seemed foregone conclusion. Then
| met her on the avenue, lifted my
hat. made my best bow and dropped
through coal hole. Now she can't
keep her face straight minute while
were together Detroit Free Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
First publication June Is, 1909. !
Notice to Creditors.

GTATE OF WISCONSIN. County Court for
- Rock County.-In Probate
Notice is hereby given that at regular term
of the County Court to be held in and for said
County at the Court House, in the City OF
GAINESVILLE, in said County, on the first Tuesday
of January, A. d 1910, being January 4th, 1910
at O'Clock a. M, the following matters Will
be heard considered and adjusted:
All claims against Michael MISC, late OF the
Town of Fulton, in said county. deceased.
All claims must be presented for allowance
to said Court at the Court House, in the City
of GAINESVILLE. in said county, on or before the
18th day of December A. D. 1909 or be barred.
Dated June 18th, 1909
BY the Court,
j. w. SALE, County Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
First publication June IS, 1902
Notice to Creditors.
TATE OF WISCONSIN,

CTATE OF WISCONSIN,
~ County Court for Rock County-In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at a regular term
of the County Court to be held in and for said
County at the Court House, in the City OF
GAINESVILLE, in said County, on the first tues
1910, at 8 O'Clock a. M, the following matter
will be heard, considered and adjusted;
All claims against Julia A. Lusk, late OF tue
City of EdgertOn, in said county, deceased
All claims must be presented for allowance
to said Court, at the Court House, IN the City
of GAINESVILLE, in said county, on or before the
10th day of December A. d. 1909, or be barreds
Dated June 10th, 1863.
BY the Court,
j. w. SALE County Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
First publication June IS, 1901
Notice of Hearing.
3 OLE WISCONSIN

&TATE OF WISCONSIN,
- County Court for Rock County-In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at regular
term of the County Court to be held in
and for said County at the Court House, in the
City of GAINESVILLE. in said County, on the first
Tuesday, being the 9TH day of September, 1909,
at o'clock q. M, the following matter Will
be heard and considered:
The application of William Barrett for the
adjustment and allowance of his account as
executor of the will of Michael McCarroll, late
of the city of Edgerton. in said county, deceased,
and for the assignment of the residue of said
estate to such other persons as are by law en-
titled thereto.
Dated June -, 1909.
By the Court
j. W. SALE County Judge.
L. E. Gettle Attorney
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Trouble Ahead.

1t was in an electric car coming from
Streatham one day last week. The
ioquacious lady seemed greatly per-
turbed and fully prepared for the
strenuous life.
Eyes, I don't usually go into town at
this time of the morning" said She
s'but rang up my husband on the
telephone. and / heard him tell the
office boy to say that he wasn't in, and
that's what rm going into town for
London Taller
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
First publication June 4, 1909. ]
Notice to- Creditors.

CTATE OF WISCONSIN, County Court for
~ Rock County.-In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at regular term
of the County Court, to be held in and for said
county, at the court house, in the city of James
vile, in said county, on the first Tuesday of
December, A. d. 1909 being December 18th, 1909
at O'Clock a. M, the following matters will be
heard, considered and adjusted:
All claims against Charles 0. Shannon, late
of the City of Edgerton, in said county, de-
ceased.
All claims must be presented for allowance
to said Court, at the court house, in the city OF
GAINESVILLE, in said county, on or before the 10th
day of November A. D. 1909. or be barred.
Dated May 18th, 1909.
BY the Court,
J. W. SALE. County Judge
Whitehead s. Maiheson, Attorneys for Ad-
ministratOf. 4W
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18

Lace curtains at half price Ladies
and misses tailor-made suits at less
than half price. Either of those items
will more than pay for your trip to
GAINESVILLE. Other bargains throughout
the store at great saving prices. T. p.
Burns, J GAINESVILLE. 29t1
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Generally.

Every little while the public gets
greatly excited over the discovery of a
poem by some dead poet who did not
consider the thing worth being in
cluded in his collected works Gener-
ally we find, in spite of the public's
hurrah over the discovery, that the
dead poet exercised pretty good judg-
ment
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
Nothing Special.

Library Assistant Ito visitor who is
wandering about in puzzled manner)
Can help you? Are you looking for
anything special? Visitor (absently)-
No, thank you. / was only looking for
ny wife.-Exchange
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-18
ais Love Like the ocean.

Gerald-My love for you is like the
b0undless ocean. Geraldine Exactly
the way l take it. Gerald-What do
you mean? Geraldine With a good
many grains Of Philadelphia In
quirer.