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The Washington times., 1909-03-23

Albert Shaw. James II. Sheffield. II. c.
Stuart II. l. Stimson, John A. Sleicher.
John 4. Stewart, ]. w. Stearns, Richard
L Sherman, Casper Whitney Robert
WatchOrn. w s. Ward. Col. William J.
Youngs Hamilton w Mabie Ernest J.
ABBOTT, and ]. Howald
Family Up Early.
The Roosevelt family was up ct a
dent came out on the porch to look at
the weather before breakfasting All
farewells were said within the confines
Of the old mansion on Sycamore Hill,
and Archie was the only member of
the family to accompany the father and
son to the depot. AS Archie. Kermit,
and the colonel jumped into the car
riage which was to take them to the
station. Mrs. Roosevelt, Mrs. Long
worth, Miss Ethel Roosevelt. and the
other members of the family, as well
as the household servants. hocked out
on the porch and waved their hand
kerchiefs in a last farewell
The trip to the station was made in
excellent time. old Rustin, the family
horse, apparently appreciating the i'm
portance 81 the occasion and trotting
along at a gait that he has not ap
preached in recent years. There was
no painful leave-taking between father
and his youngest son. "Good-by, little
boy, good-by." said the colonel as he
kissed the young hopeful, and then
turned and claSDed the hand Of Noah
Seaman, superintendent OF Sycamore
Hill, who had driven him into town
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feiIOw-townsmen waved their hands to
him.
on his way back to Oyster Bay the
ex-President mel on the train Mrs
Bowman, wife OF the Rev. Warren
I Bowman. pastor OF the Methodist Epis-
( cOpal Church at Oyster BAY. with her
/ little fOuT-yeSr-Old daughter Ruth. He
at once took the child on his knee and
asked her IL she could spell her name.
| This she Old
Mrs Bowman said Ruth had little
1 brother Willie six years old, who
wanted TO 20 and shoot lions in Africa
, instead OF going to school
Il wish I could take MIN along, said
Colonel Roosevelt. He gave the child
tN-) 5-cent pieces. one for herself and
ore for little Willis The ex-Presi-
dent also surrendered his seat, and. go
ing TO another part OF the car, sat
alongside an old negro. who was quite
unaware OF the identity of the distin-
guiShed passenger beside him
On arriving at his home. CQtoneI
Roosevelt took of his OveTcOat- and
asked his wife TO go for a short walk
, over the wooded hills at the back or the
/ house. All his family. from Alice to
Quentin, were gathered around the biz
/ open fireplace In the library, where the
/ logs cracked AID threw out a red glow
/ on the faces of the children.
( The fact that the husband and father
I was going on a lcsN% journey IN which
many perils might have TO be cOntended
/ with seemed to affect them all. When
]
found committee from the town board
I waiting 10 present him with the set of
resolutions passed By the board on
/ March is.
The resolutions We're engrossed 90
| vellum and inclOsed in an art;Stically
decorated case covered with white bro
cade pink and blue ribbons and the
! Roosevelt coat Of arms three roses
growing out Of two bushes in the center.
Thanks Committee.
After the resolutions had been read by
Chester G. Painter. the town super
visor. who was accompanied by Judge
Walter Franklin. Frank NJ. Queen. the
town clerk. and the Rev. Warren Bow
man, pastor Of the Methodist Episcopal
lChurch. Colonel Roosevelt said that he
thanked them from the bottom Of his
heart
I feel most profoundly touched" ne
exclaimed with a catch in his voice
This shall be handed down 10 my chill
dren and cherished in the years to come
If / had the time at my disposal,
would have liked to have given the
people Of oyster Bay an account OF
my stewardship at washington. but
first thing ] shall do viii be to tel
them about my trip to Africa.
My grandfather and father Were
! both here before me. and made Oyster
Bay their summer home. / was her,
as little boy, and I am afraid not al
ways a good little boy, was I, Judge?'
said the colonel turning 10 judge
Franklin, whom he has known 70
| 10 be fairly decent. 1 thank you OF
behalf Of myself and my family To-
your kindly feeling In coming up her,
| tonight, and please express my thank!
/ to all my other tOwnsmen.. whom
have not. had the pleasure Of greeting
bore tonight"
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ROOSEVELT ELKS
GET A NEW PARK

While Colonel Roosevelt is hUntin-
lions in Africa the elk named after HIN
viii have AN opportunity 70 thrive am
prosper on the slopes OF lSS olympus, ln
the State OF Washington
\ proclamation signed by him few
days before he quit the White HOuss
which was made public today. sets aside
that mountain and the adjacent SUM
mits Of the Olympic range as a natloua
park to eb the summer range and breed
ing grounds of the Oiymbic etkS tcerF Us
rOOseveltD. a species peculiar 10 these
regions and rapidly decreasing IN NUM-
her.
The proclamation states that the PARK
which is within the Olympic NatlOTsa
Forest, embraces objects Of unusual SCI
entitc interest and the region IN Whlc.i
memorial
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Died

Monday .NTsrcI, a1 AZ %
m az 900 l. street southeast. GEORGE
r. AIPPLOR nee Weeks. sister OF NJ g.
and John Weeks and daughter Of Thomas
and GeOrgina Weeks.
Funeral at Alden. Va. Thursday, March
EBERLi-On Monday. March e2 1893. al =
p M, MARGARET. widow OF the la,e
Anton -Eberiy, in her scventy-eighth year.
Gheral on "wednesday al p H., from
the residence of her daughter. 1915 CSiraltl
street northwest Relatives and friends H.
Fited 10 attend Interment private. Please
omit flowers.
Baltimore and Wilmington papers please
copy 1t
MORGAN-Ou Monday. March 30. at IlI5 D.
m MARTIN, the beloved husband OF Kate
Morgan 'nee Foley
Funeral viii take place from his late
residence, 500 . street northwest. on Thurs
day morning. March %. at $50 a. m-
thence To- the Church or II lmaCulate Con
ceptiOn. where solemn high -eQuiem will be
said for the repose Of his :oul at a. IN.
Relatives and friends invited 70 attend Tie
was member OF Potomac Council Il
Knights OF Columbus.
baltimore and Pittsburg papers please
copyJ mhZ5-2t
PURCELIr-On Sunday March q. 1909, a,
J. D. m, SARAH +. PURCELL. beloved
wife Of the late Andrew !. Purcell
Funeral from Undertaken Z. A. Talta-
yuWs az seventh street southwest.
"Wednesday, March -, Al T. m Friends
and relatives respectfully invited 20 attend
Her busy hands are folded,
Her work on earth Is done
Her trials are all ended.
Her heavenly crown is won.
Called from this world TO a peaceful rest.
called by God. who kn0Wpth best.
Sweet in our memory she'll always remain
Until in heaven we meet again.
By Her Daughter Alice
Past her suffering. past her pain.
Cease 10 weep for tears are vain;
calm the tUUUit OF thy breast
For who suffered IS rest
II" BY Her Daughter Maggie.
BENNETT-On Sunday. March 81. 1909. at
p. M. GEORGE BENNETT, the beloved
Frank l.. and Iyah NJ. Bennett and Mrs.
Edward g. Rittue, aged sixty-five " avs
BEVERIDGE-Ou Monday. March 20 los nj
lO:15 D. m. at his resid nee. pa Third
street northwest, BENJAMIN r. BEN &E-
IDGE, father OF Charles {. Ecveridgc.
DITVALI-On Monday. March -. 1903. ..ftcI
brief illness. THOMAS JEFFERSON
DTJNAIL-
JONES-Ou Monday. March 90 1909. at f.4l
a M al the Savoy. Washington. u. c..
ANNA WALLACE. widow of Charles s. -
Jones the son OF ex-senator George W
Jones, OF Iowa in the slNty-sevcnth yeal
OF her age.
RICHARDSON'S Sunday. March =. 1909
al $40 y. IN. at the residence OF her grand
parents. 1903 Euclid street northwest
Audrey L. RICHARDSON. believe,
daughter Of AttreIl and FlOssie Richard
sOPER-SuddenIy, ON SUNDAY morning
March ~ 1903 al his home. Congress
Heights. l.. G.. ANTHONY ODEN SOPEf;
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The Vital Records
Births.

Births.
Charles and Elizabeth NJ. Whitehead
boy.
William w and Lillian WerUtz, boy
Robert L. and Mary h. Tillett, boy
Michael and Margaret Schmitt. girl.
Samuel r. and Leila II Payne, boy.
Max and Olga PerslIin. girl
Carroll and Lizzie Morgan, girl.
Saliva 7. and Margarete Messina. girl.
William u and Alice Y. Lanham, boy
Louis A and Lena Leech boy.
Alfred and Madeline Levy, boy.
Norris and Ellen Leahy. boy.
Frank a. and Grace +. Kaufman girl
Joseph and Eta JekOwitz. boy.
Guy G. and Margaret +. Eiker, boy.
Charles and Mary Duncan, boy.
Paul and Marie De Volt. boy.
James T. and Matte l.. Chinn. girl.
Albert A and Ruth Alleman. girl
Pitt and Edith Ager. boy.
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ed to enter into the spirit of the fare
well. as he turned to gaze at his owner.
Archie's Farewell.
Kermit had jumped into the car, g
noring his brother Archie. and seem
ingIy less concerned about his trip than
he would be over his usual journey to
New York city. AS the former President
and his son settled themselves in their
seats. Archie who had apparently for
the car and skipped down the aisle to
them. He whispered TO his father a mo-
ment and then with a final wave Of
his hand. and q so long all, he iuT9p-
ed out Of the car and down the steps
His face was beaming a. The spring
sun that poured upon the platform. It
was plain that if he had any regrets
they were simply that he WAS not going
along.
COL Roosevelt settled back in his seat
and started 70 read a book, but the
colony of newspaper men who have been
camping on his trail since ne left Wash
ipgtOn, would not be denied. and he
arose ana greeted them with a hearty
smile and cordial haadshake.
After a few of the usual questions had
been asked and answered, Roosevelt
turned TO the group and said:
I am somewhat disappointed. ! have
been waiting for you 10 ask me if l
have. a last word for lhe American
wen, viii ask you now" said one
of the men
There is notl ing to say now" he
smiled, and I don't believe there viii
he ? expect 20 be back here in about
fifteen months. In fact / don't believe
( that / VIII he gone a year ana a half
Are YOU newspaper men going to fol-
/ low me on this trip ne asked.
! Is Encouraging.
J lie was told that they were going to
| have representatives as far as Naples
| and probably TO Mobassa. lie frowned
| for a moment, then smiletl broadly.
/ We'll, 1 hope they fall overheard: that
/ be every wit short as it has been al
/ Oyster Bay since 1 arrived here
! viii not try 10 come into the interior
after me But then, Of course, they
/ won't"
While Ihis was going on one Of the
. newspaper men was giving Kermit some
advice about photography in Africa, ex-
planning that the lights and shadows
{ there were apt 10 prove very tricky L
/ himself closely
by Jove. that's good stuff that.
good stuff broke in Roosevelt. 1T /.
/ a good thing to hear that. 1t is Ger
fanny we'll Tor US 10 know and viii
probably prevent spelling some good pic
lures
On the trip to Long Island CITY
I Roosevelt and Kermit tried TO reaC
books, but were interrupted by the pas
Is the best that / could wish them undei
( the circumstances" he gnnn.ngIy OBJ
I served. Let me tell YOU something
News on this trip Of mine is going I,
SeESerS who wanted 10 shake lands an,
say good-by and godSpeed TIE forrne
president greeted everyone in his uSua
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UNIONS WILL OPPOSE
CONVICT-BUlLT JAIL

The proposed use Of convict labor for
the construction Of the new Jail and
workhOuse of the District met with
severe condemnation a the meeting of
The Central Labor Union last night. \
delegation probably vi call on the
Commissioners to lodge the complaint
Of organized labor against such a
course.
An effort viii ~ made 10 have the
provision Of the bin passed by Congress
authorizing the use Of convict labor
repealed. -
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Deaths

Mary l. SessfOrd. J6 years. HOP New
York avenue northwest.
Elizabeth RuDp, s. years, 1916 q street
northwest
Sarah T.. Purcell, 80 years, l. Minnesota
avenue. Twining City.
Emma !. Cobb. GS years, 1898 Seven
teenth street northwest.
Jane Cooper. Is years. 1888 II street
northwest.
Elsie Mckenzie, year. 1853 Bennings
road.
Anna w Jones. o. years 2S04 Four
teenth street northwest.
Hugo Haas. 20 years. 500 Morton street
northwest.
George Bennett, - years. I517 Thirty
fifth street northwest
Anthony .. SOper. a years. Albarnle
avenue southeast
Mamie L. Burnett, - days. 1902 vir-
giuia avenue southwest
Jessie r. Payne. . days. 112J Thirty
third street
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IMMIGRANTS FEWER.

OTTAWA, Ontario, March 22-Tne
total immigration into Canada for the
eleven months Of the present fiscal
year up 10 the end or February was
1914. as compared with 247.O56 for the
same period in l907-0S. a decrease Of A.
per cent.
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Marriage Licenses.

Charles \. Diehl. Clarksville. Tenn. and
Katherine Ireys, GTeenviIe, Miss.
Thomas J. Cole, Fairfax county. Va,
and Florence +. Brown, Of Washing
ton.
William A Davis and Marguerite \.
Kneas. both Of Washington.
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THREE GUESTS DIE
IN A HOTEL BLAZE
Windsor, at Cornwall, Ontario,
Goes Up in Flames-Many
Close Escapes.

MONTREAL, March 23.-At Cornwall.
Ontario. early today three guests were
burned TO death, two injured, while
twenty otheAs' narrowly ESCAPED the
same fate when fire destroyed the
Windsor Hotel.
The dead are:
GEORGE HAGLEN. OF PhHadelphia
JOHN GALLEN, Of Philadelphia.
RAYMOND DUFAUTTE. Of Win
chester. Ontario.
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''Good-by, and good luck" was mis- last
word TO his employee, AMI he started
for the depot. Passing Rustin, he stop
ped and patted him on the side. Good
old horse, good old horse" he was
heard TO mutter. and the animal seem
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BALTIMORE, March 23.-5he follow
ing marriage licenses have been issued
here. Frank II. Beach ana Rose T.
Rabbit. Of Washington. Moses R Coat
ney and Laura l. SmallWoOd, Of Wash
iugtOu
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What Congress Did
IN THE SENATE.
The Senate was not in session
IN THE HOUSE.

The House met at u O'Clock
Chairman Payne resumed his eXplana-
ton Of the tariff bill.
Champ Clark expects 10 express the
views OF the minority late this after
noon.
The insUrgent Democrats propose 10
fight the regular minority organization.
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PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed TO cure an,
case or Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protrudint
Piles ia 20 IA days or money REFUNDED 500
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hEPPLOR-On Monday. March % al n
m az 800 street southeast GEORGiF
r hIsPPLOR nee Weeks. sister OF NJ g.
alG aohn Weeks and daughter Of Thoma,
and GeOrgina Weeks
Funeral at Alden. Va. Thursday. Marcel
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-10-14
WHERE THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Mstron Knew What She Was About
When She Went to Engage
Maid.

The manager of the employment
agency was used 10 hearing women in
search OF maids ask applicants all
sorts OF queer questions, says the New
York Tribune, but this matron made
him mildly curious. OF IL girls In
turn she had inquired: Have you
worked In a minister's family?" None
OF them had. Too bad" said the ma
iron to the manager. None of these
girls will do"
May ! ask" said the manager.
why you are anxious to know II
these girls have worked In ministers
families?"
why. the fact IL, we're very hard
up Just now" said the matron. candid
ly; Il want a girl who knows how to
economic, and those who have worked
In olergymen's families, I've discov.
cred, have learned that lesson"
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For the Hostess
Chat on Topics Of FNapy Kinds. by a
ReecqD'xed Authority
s==s=sssE ====-==7s---=s==-==--=

In this fashion; The centerpieco was
low moundshaped form OF white
roses known as bride" and there was
delicate fringe around them Of maid.
en'hair ferns and mlgnonette. over
this from the chandelier swung .
cluster OF white wedding bells; they
were tied with fluffy tulle streamers.
The place cards we're little standing
cards Of a bride and bridegroom cut
out. and II did not take long to dis.
cover that the faces were photographs
OF the young woman, who was soon
discovered TO be the honored guest,
and the lucky man. who II was dlscov.
cred, was 20 lead her 10 the altar This
menu was served: Chilled canteloup.
cream OF spinach soup. hllets OF fresh
ish fried In olive oil. with sauce tar.
tare; creamed sweetbreads. green
peas In timbals, hnge- rolls. fruit sal.
nd. with cheese and barbecue. pine.
apple sherbet. small cakes. coffee.
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japanese Fan-Tsn.

Ma Japanese affair this delectable
ncoction vas served. give the
.cIpe a. Il came 20 me feeling SURE
viii BE- very welcome. as many
sans for Just such a dish come 20 the
apartment
To make fantsn. cook half cupful OF
StlVashed rice 10 n pint OF milk un.
very soft Stir In a heaping table.
poonfll Of sugar and one well-beaten
~ and remove at once from the IRE.
~ In a half cupful OF assorted
hrdied fruits. cherries. aprioots and
Joe apple, and turn into a shallow.
Pelubttered pan 10 cool. When firm
ui into strips about an inch and n
)ah vide and three inches long: dip
= egg and breadcrumbs and brown
sIicAtely on both sides In butter.
pain dust with powdered sugar and
kfye hot
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A Good GUESSING Contest.

The answers to each question are
words ending in age"
What IN the age OF a ship? Voyage.
What Is the age OF a pocket book
Coinage
What is the most musical agei
Bandage
What age 10 necessary for a soldieri
Courage
What In n railroads age7 Mileage
What the earliest age TO express
Package.
What age is always ahend? Cab
bage.
What's Uncle Sans ageg Postage,
What age does the ostrich attain
Plumage.
What age do single people never
reach? Marriage.
What age does a lady prefer7 Man.
age.
What's the best age for a horseI
Carriage.
What is said TO be a mean age'
Damage.
What age should king have'
Homage.
What age 10 always before u.s.
Dotage.
MADAME MERRI.
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Ter animal party may be
lnn 20, guests either old or young
l' w.. y, adaptable for the needs OF
soeIotlos. which are always In
w n schemes TO break the mo-
{oo, especially at the very com
'Ou, Uni Of an evening affair.
IN person enters slip Of pa
N..,siping the name OF an animal
[ !. No pinned upon his back and ne
| ,1be must guess from the CONVEX
W. Of those around him what AMI
Ihe is supposed to represent Then
=. ,ooklets ornamented with cute
u. Sreddy bears and pencils. ON a
II, have a poster Of the animals go
| ,vo BY two into the ark and the
A. This Way 10 the Greatest
,.s op Earth" Admit the guests
[ ,,opps 10 this room, where the
-, containing the animals viii be
r. allowing ten minutes for each
kmp TO guess what the cages con
n, Hers is list Of animals which
H. be added 70 by individual
[0.,,sses. KID" "a glove OF Kidd,
rt' links Of a chain. Rat" hair
III Monkey" llotters NJ o y and a
H., teyi Channels "a piece OF
,molsl. Lion" IA dolls pillow.
Eo,t- ia small piece OF butter). Pea
h. IA dried pea and a toy rooster),
Es,r" "a tiny undressed dolD,
|Faele 1.-THE letter y and a picture OF
90 gull
The cages boxes crossed with wire)
,,r numbered. and the guests wrote
|rp what they supposed the animal
,p IN the booklet opposite a corre'
,e,dlns number. Animal candy boxes
N god for prizes. Then have a
o.,,si to see who can come the near
!, pinnlng a goats whiskers on In
J, proper place. the contestant TO be
Iniiolded
Serve an ice. animal" cookies AID
nrey sugar animals.
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Ours and Theirs.

"A play on names unconsciously per.
petrated by my youngest son was
very funny" said a Flatbush man the
other day. We live next door to a
family named Feitenour. and the other
night while my family was busy read.
Ing In the library we heard a racket
on the back porch. My son went out
TO investigate, and on his return my
wife. always inquisitive. asked what
had caused the noise.
Nothin but a couple Of cats Jim
told her. and then l heard her ask {:
Did you see whose they wereT
Yes; one was ours and the other
was Feitenour's.'"
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And He Suffered.

Little Willie, suffering from an at
tack OF toothache. had paid his first
visit to the dentist, accompanied by
his mother. Father. on his return
from the Office that evening, was nat
urally much interested.
Didn't II hurt?' asked father.
Sure. II hurt" replied Willie.
Weren't you scared when the dent
list put you in that big chair and
started all those zizz-zlsz-zizz things?'
"Oh. not SO much"
THAT was brave boy. But, surely.
you suffered"
"Of course | suffered. But | Just
kept repeating over and over the
golden text we had in Sunday school
last Sunday"
The golden text What was it,"
why. Suffer little children to come
unto me-" replied Willie. glibly. Il
kept saying that over and over to my
self. and the first thing l knew II didn't
hurt any more"
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|IAycHlES OCah
+. T&sITuIGN .~

Green belts are stylish.
Grays are 70 be fashionable.
Never has lace been 30 universally
used
Old red is prime fayorite with
black
Yellow Is more to be seen than for
years
Fall tones are generally soft. dun
and faded.
Small buttons are more used than
large ones.
Pockets in motoring coats and uL
sters are huge.
Close hitting styles will continue
through the winter.
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Weakened BY Alcohol.

DR. Bertillon, the eminent French VI
tai statistician, has shown that tuber-
culosis is twice as prevalent among
the retail liquor dealers of France as
among other shopkeepers. He at
tributes 1t to the fact that the alcohol
which they handle and use all day
long weakens their bodies and thus
renders them more susceptible to the
disease germ.
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The Thirst for Gore.

Unsophisticated Onlooker-I think
this is first rate place. See what a
fine view we have OF this car coming,
Seasoned Spectator-Fine view fid.
dlesticks! Nothing ever happens on
these straight stretches-not even a
broken leg. Come on down to the
turn and wait for the fun.-Puck.
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Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

a. mercury will surely destroy tho senre Of smell
and completely dcrange the whole system when
entering 10 through the mucous surfaces such
Articles should neyer be used except on prc-crip-
tons from reputable physicians. the damage they
viii do n ten foid 10 the good you possibly de-
rive from them. Halls CAtarrh Cure Manufactured
BY " J. Cheney Co. Toledo. O.. contains no mer-
curry and y taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous eurfaces OF the system. In
buying Hairs CatArrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. 10 10 taken Internally and made IN 1oicdo
ONO. by y. J. Cheney A Go. Testimonials free
Sod by DnuEgsts Price. T3c per bottle
IAke Halis Family Pi4 for consultation
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Rough on Rats. unbeatable erterminator

Rough on Rats. unbeatable exterminator
Rough on Hen Lice. Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough on Bedbugs, Powder or Liq'd. Csc.
Rough on Fleas. Powder or Liquid, FAC.
Rough on Reaches. Pow'd. 15c.. Liq'd .25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants. Powder, Csc.
Rough on Shelters. agreeable to use. Csc.
4. S. Wells. Chemist, Jersey City. N. ].
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Summer Conquests.

Are these all photographs of fell
lows you have been engaged to-"
NO. They're the fellows who didn't
propose"
What In the world do you want OF
them?"
Why; I am saving them to make
a rogues' gallery"
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Repartee In the Bright Family.

The newspapers are making a
great stir about mems disinclination TO
marry" remarked Mrs. Bright.
The Bible says there are no mar
riages in heaven" commented Mr.. b.
And what has that 10 do with u.s."
Bright laughed.
Perhaps they are figuring on hav-
ting a little heaven on earth"
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Reasons EnolIuh

Father-You seem to look at things
in very different light since your
marriage.
Mrs. Newly.Married Daughter-Well.
[ ought to after receiving II lamps
and nine caldelabra for wedding pres
ents.-Tit.Bits.