Amador ledger., 1909-02-19
GLOBE SIGHTS.

money, and lose it.
Abuse a man uDjustly, and you will
make friends for him.
Some men actually believe their
troub bles are interesting.
1t is easy to invent scheme, but
difficult to make it work.
Every woman thinks her husband
can whip ally two men on earth.
If man hires girl, be does not
think his wife has anything to do.
Are you as nice to members of your
own family as you are to strangersY
Every man must be something of a
diplomat in order to keep his friends.
Some men are so enthusiastic that
they spend all their time telling
bout it.
The most remarkable thing about
politics is that the politicians like
the game.
If you will keep quiet yourself, you
can profit by other people talking too
much.
There is generally someone to see
that you are unconfortab BILE, and kept
so.
After a man has been kind several
times, it is regarded as a part of his
plain duty.
1t is said that not one person in
ten is polite. Have you looked your
self over lately?
1t is always safe to distrust man
who smiles when he has reason to
look displeased.
Every time you become confidential
with some people you hear of new
kind of dirty trick.
A clear conscience doesn't do
man much good, il he has eaten some-
thing he shouldn't.
1t is rare man who can put on
new pair of suspenders, and get them
right inside of week.
There are no more important or
tiresome questions, probably, than
temperance aud orthodoxy.
The proudest man we ever knew
had nothing to be proud of hut his
whiskers, and they we're red.
If man spent 70 cents on his wife's
kin, and doesn't like them, how the
sum grows in his talk about it.
What has become of the old-tashion-
ed man who said to a baby: 81 am
afraid you are a bad egg"
The man who is always trying to
"fnd out" something about others,
learns so much that isn't true.
What bas become of the old fashion
ed man who said, "We have to have
little fun as we go along"
When we see woman artistically
dressed up, we can't help wondering
how she gets herself apart at night.
q Women are so ANXIOUS to make
money for their church that they very
often fall into the hands OF wolves.
Hope is that quality which makes
you believe your biliousness will wear
off without taking calomel and qui-
nine.
Actresses are not always as hand
some as their pictures, being a good
deal like other women III this par
ticuIar.
A den is a room where father can
sit in the evening without the neigh
bors discovering that he has holes in
his socks.
Whisky never contributes TO the
success of the man who drinks it,
Even successful bartender must be
temperate.
AS soon as man dies, people begin
to pick out his successor, and then
abuse his widow tor thinking OF
marrying again.
Some men are good deal like
airships: ian hour and thirty-seven
minutes Is a long time for them tc
work at one stretch.
Hypocrisy is so common that there
are few people who cannot talk ugly
about man one day, and eat at his
table the next.
When woman returns from
party, she says the refreshments wer'
"splendid, but the next day she will
begin to pick at them.
The5people shouldn't expect nucl
of young ladies these days: Look al
what they have to do two and thre
times a day to their hair.
"No woman" said a late novel
should marry a man who cannot hell
her reach the heights. - How tn
women love that sort OF thing
A woman is always complimented tt
be told she looks like an actress, aur