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The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Ont of the LimeIisht.

From ths Chicago Record Herald
Cray Snake and Abdul Hand have oecoz.s As
incoospicuCcs as Admills Dewey and Schlev.
Pr01ntnencs Is a thing that dr0ops and dies Ss
soon one ceases 70 ait up with H.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Query for Champ CIarIx.

From the St. Louis star.
Champ Clark declares the new tariff bin In
process Of incubation 70 be worse than the Dingey
act. How can that be. when the Dingley act was
condemned as the very acme q evlY Possibly our
capacity 70 suffer has increased.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Limitations.

This is a preserved lake. They limit
you 10 twenty hsh IN this lake"
Sounds good 20 me"
But mind you, they don't guarantee
the twenty fish"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
A SenntorIs Chosen Abodr

From the New YORK Mail
Among the regular lodges AZ the quarters Of the
Y. II c. A. In Washington Is seaato--eec4
LoTtrner Of Illinois.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
A Great Advantage.

But this house Is twenty-five miles
from the railroad
Just the Marathon distance, my friend.
Think what exercise you'll get running
for the trains"
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Campaigning in Virginia.

From the Bedford Cvs-l Bulletin.
First candi6ate-You did.
Second candidate-I didn't
First candidate-Y did
Second candidate-DidnG
First csndidate-Did
Second can6idate-Didn't
First candidRte-Did did did
SecoDd csndidate-Dsdn't di1n't di9n't
Bcth-Did. did. did Didn't didn't didn't: DID,
dididi-did. cid. I'D didn-didn-didn-didn-iidn't
didn't didn't d-di6a-as aian-di-aion-dSdn.
I'D, aia. did, DID! st5aSs didz'l dt6ns. DIDN'T
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

An astronomer has discovered a comet
with tail 2o0.000OOO miles long. Some
tales Of woe and hard luck we have heard
seemed even longer.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
He 1. the MEDAL winner

From the Ohio State Journal
The paragrapher OF the valued Omaha
Bee. who observes that what Cen Han
cock must have really said was that the
tariff was vocal issue, viii please step
forward and accept the gold medal.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
GenuiDe Gooda

II Is a common thing 70 see
An almOst-Spring.
but Summer always seems 10 be
The real thing.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
PRAY Tor an AirrhiD

I From tho Atlanta Constiruti0n
What would you DO e y01 fo1n' yo'sT 'tE1rt
&c devu an de deep seal'
'Eau % my knees an Pray Ter 20 LaEd fer :
lrzhipr'
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

And now a reckless Pennsylvania ehauf-
feur has been sent 10 the penitentiary for
manslaughter. That idea is spreading, il
seems. happily enough.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

4 North Carolina man has Just been
acquitted OF murder on a plea OF con
fusional insanity" Acute symptoms ap-
parent subsequent to the homicide. doubt
less
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Do the Talking for Him.

From tie Chisso Reeord- Herald
Wne-ISn't Il funny! The gorilla spssks only
sight words.
Husband-NOthtng st-zngs; be las I've o- si1
wiFe4
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
BOYS THEN; VETERANS NOW.
The War Of the Sixties Was Fought
by Youth of the Land.


Il is a constant source OF wonder to a
great many people that there should, at
this late day. be 50 many survivors OF
the civil war. realizing as they do that
i has been forty-four years since the
struggle terminated But there Is moth
Ing strange about It when Il is recalled
that II was a boys war
There were little more than 10000
enlistments- Two million o. them were
known 70 be re-enHstments. OF the total
number o. enliStmenrs only sls5Is were
CT men twenty-five years and over. Two
million and more Of them were under
tWenty-one years Of age To be exact.
let ~ quote the age OF the men at en-
Astment from what seems q reliable
source;
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
CouIdnr Catch Him.
From tha Sketch

EEul4 Ll0 okeICA
Archie-AVfully sn1usin' last night I couIdn't
help laughtng-they tired 70 take & rise Out Of NE
oy gettin' thought reading Joannie. who was
there, 70 tel EN- what was in ny mind But
vas TOO much for the felah; be had several shots
and drew = blank every tine.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
AMONG THE JOKERS.
A Hog or Nuisance.

from the Boston Head
What's 80 use!-- sid rae ttred lokiug II
diVidual. you can't suit &c world. anyway"
What noWT' asked The man Who was sheuIng
peanuts
Wei. a feile- sticzs 20 de enc seat II 4
theatre OF street car. dey calls him de end seat
los. ar he takes DE- middle dey cal hin Do
between de act nuisaUce' an ask hin W'at he's
Walkln' az over ev-ryOuddy fer
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

How many fingers have you this morn
ing, johnny Answer: Ten" Moral:
Washington for a safe and sane Fourth
every time.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

II Kermit really killed the biggest lion.
be has more nerve than the average &C
quaintance OF the former President
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

BE glad that others have money If
you have not" advises the Rev. Dr.. Aked.
From which we infer that good DR.. Aked
has money. all right.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Life Is n Shadow.

Life Is 4 shadOW-not TIE sAads
OF agght that stable may be made
But of bird that wings the skis.
And With its hiSht the shadow Aiss.
@Tahuc
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Always Happens.

From the Christian Register.
What happens when a mans tesapsEsturs goes
down far as 1t can got"
he has cold feet. moan
A Feminine ChrOnOmeter.
From the New Yogk Sun.
Knicker-HOw long does ycr wife plan 70 D.
awayg
Bocker-Two trunks.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

The Jam on Pennsylvania avenue Mon
day night was strictly guaranteed under
the pure food and drugs act.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Mr.. AIdrieh and New EnrIand

From the Springfield Unioa-
We hope 70 see the New England States remain
solid and united under ths Republican standard
We fear We shall not see It Il Alcrioh continues
his present course.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

THE only time within the memory OF
any Senator that the Senate Itself in
dulged In wild applause was the day a
telegram was read announcing Cervera's
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

A contemporary refers 10 a Georgia leg
islator as "a rising young saloon" VIII
Col Frank I. Stanton kindly tell Us what
that means?
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

Something must be wrong. The new
Sultan OF Turkey has not yet been ten
dered one OF Uncle Andys" diplodoc-
cuses
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Tenrr. UnidIe Tenrn-

Men must work and women weep"
That's sc-but nov and then
You'll find that the women only weep
That they u.ay work the men.
Boston TrnnsnTfnr
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07

We fear Congress fell hopelessIy into the
revision upward habit when it revised its
own salary two or three years ago.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
The Brighter Country.

TIn round. o world.
10 mso- the brighter day:
We want 20 see the country
Where Lies a long Hoorayl'
TIE beautiful. bright country.
Where the folks cOntsuted SAY
Turn round o word
To meet Ere hEzshter day
Atlanta Consssezt5o1.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
w 0rEtcr Rnr No. ontnt

FTon The New YORK Herald
OystG Bay SoErOEfally reports tie Quistest Fourth
known Tor seven years, owing 70 the absence from
IFS midst q the strenuous exponent q the simple
life
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Never Runs Dry.

From the Buffalo Express.
Does yOE vel eTE run dIyT-- lAEed ne
boLr1gr
No. m2'An. rgpled TIE farlrer. 1t "a SID
pied by \ main from the village water syses--
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
NoiSeIeEs Car wheels.

The Chicago street railway companies
have ordered 5000 steel car wheels. The
order Is peculiarly interesting 70 city
dwelers. because II requires the wheels
70 be noiseless-that IS, they WI! serve
three times longer than wheels hereto
fore cast before thoy wear dat. The limit
OF endurance of the wheels OF new srylo
Is 10000 miles. against 1000 OF the old
kind Moreover, the weight OF each car
IS SO pounds less-a remarkable example
OF economy OF material with increased
endurance II this economy proves reaI
In the test OF experience a. Chicago, Il
VII foreshadow ti.e adoption OF the more
durable wheel hy traction companies IN
many other c.--es. Thus the nervous
wear and tea q noises incident, but not
necessary, 70 ian life viii be material
ly reduced It is claimed that the new
wheels VIII also Increase the safety OF
general railway travel. especially in win
ter. as they are less susceptible 10 frost
and 10 consequent cracking under high
speed and strain.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
Chauneurs in EnrInnd.

Apparently the English look upon the
Chauffeur as a distinctly new type. The
aristocratc tendency there IS TO regard
HIN az a servant. but as quite distinct
from other servants. He Is looked uDon
as modern development OF TIE gentle
mans gentleman OF the eighteenth cen
tuTy. when he was leading figure IN All
romances % the time. In those DAYS the
connde1tial valet was the master OF his
master, knowing his secrets. carrying his
messages 20 ladies' of various degrees. the
discreet observer OF the masters friends
and altogether Indispensable 10 the man
ot fashion. The chauffeur Is the master
OF his machine He can make Il 20 or
stop His word Is law on a long journey.
hence he must be one worthy OF trust.
and OF too much self-respect 70 take ad-
vantage OF any situation that makes IN
science possible. So far as developed. this
new type has been found complaisant and
faithful, ready 70 brave any journey. Bur
his primary devotion Is apparently rather
20 his machine than 20 his mas
ter" to Use the Anglicism for employer.
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
ODen-air Public schools.

Chicago IS TO have an open-air public
sumner school for pupils IN poor health,
who need physical care as well as guid-
ance IN their studies The classes are 10
be conducted IN tents By teachers who
have had experience with sumner
schools. Other instructions viii be Va
ried with gardening and manual train
ing for boys. and cooking ana house,
keeping for girls The health depart-
ment VIII furnish medical attendance
and nurses whenever needed. and the
food and bathing OF the pupils viii be
supervised This plan was suggested by
Ike one that has been IN successful
operation IN Germany. There, however
the school In the forest was estab-
hshed for the beneht OF pupils physically
defective and backward, who could not
pursue the!r studies with profit either 10
themselves or their fellOw-pupils under
the usual conditions Of public education.
The success OF this experiment was i'm
mediate and IS now UnQUsstioned. But
the plan 70 be tried IN Chicago Is for
the benefit OF normal children, hselrhy
In body and mind
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
PEOPLE AND THINGS
SAD Disturbanee of PIac,aitv.


Philadelphians are proud OF the extent
OF territory included within the coter-
Hinous boundaries OF their city and coun-
". but this breadth OF territory that
takes in rural regions has its incident
troubles There is one part Of the City
OF Brotherly Love whose canine dwellsrs
are so numerous that f has long borne
the name OF Dogtown. These dogs de-
light TO bark and bite. especially 70 bark.
SO that the sleep traditionaIly accorded
TO the city is baRished, much 70 the dis
comfort OF the dWeners who have 70
spend their days in the busy downtown
marts OF trade In Market and Chestnut
streets. usually placid resident thus
breaks into complaint: North Penn was
always the abode OF many dogs from the
Qay when II was a center OF truck farms.
We have more dogs than ever before. and
there appears 20 be no relief from the
torture 10 which they subject people. All
night they keep Up their barking, and
with the first blush Of daybreak they re-
tire 70 rest for the day. only 70 continue
their noise with the return OF night" Il
looks as though the human denizens OF
disturbed North penn need 10 violate Ira-
oition by getting some guns
The Washington herald., 1909-07-07
For Disappointed Authors.

The editor OF monthly magazine tries
to soothe the perturbed spirits OF would
be contributors whose copy is rejected
with the explanation that he Is guided
not by his personal approval or disap-
proval, but by kind OF sixth sense de-
rived from an objective study OF the
taste OF the magazines readers. He re
marks that the ideal magazine editor
should be possessed OF a spirit so finely
tempered as 70 be responsive 20 all the
currents and counter currents OF the
thinking world, and thus be able % dis
oern desires and preferences not neces-
sarlIy MS own. He claims that be often
rejects manuscripts that please him per
sonally. Thus does he shift responsibility
from himself 10 his conception OF the
shoulders OF the public. Thus does he
seek both 70 disarm the disappointed au-
thor and 20 conciliate the critical reader.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
SENATOR OSBORNE
TALKS TO CREDIT MEN.
Local Association Names Del
egates to National Meet.

State Senator Harry v. Osborne adj
dressed the Newark Credit Mems Assoc
citation last night in the Board of Trade
rooms. combining his remarks to the
handling of debt, urging especially the
need of promptness in returning proof
of Indebtedness in regard to bankrupts.
The following were elected as dele
gates to the national convention to be
held Tuesday to Friday of next week.
Theodore Alendorff, Collamer & Co.;
Irving C. Brown l.. Bamberger & Co.;
Curtis r. Burnett, American Oil and
Supply Company; William p. Barton,
Hahne & Co.; J. Fred Braun. j. j.
Hockenjos Company; Frank S. Cobb,
Essex County National Bank; Albert
c. Courier, A. c. Courier & Co.; Fred
erick p. Crane, Whitehead G. Hoag
Company; William E. Cain, Cain
Stevenson Company; George J~ancovius.
Jancovius & Son; Louis G.. Kempf, w.
c. Edge Jewelry Company; Thomas j.
Kenny, Cary & Kenny; George K.
Potter, Shepard Transfer Company;
Charles H. SAMSON, G. B. Smith & Co.;
A.. B. Underwood, Riley-Klotz Com
pany, and Hiram e. Littell, r.
Gray, 'jr.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
Y. M. c. A. NOTES

The Newark associations physical
largest delegation ever sent from this
association to the State championship
athletic meet, to be held on Saturday
in Pingry Oval, Elizabeth. 1t is hoped
to have fifty entries representing New
ark.
The annual athletic meet Of tho as
ISOLATION for members will take place
on June rs. For the membership on
test there will be the 100, 440, 880-yard
runs, running high and running broad
jumps. For the senior boys there wall
be running high and running broad
jumps and putting the shot. Gold, su-
yer and bronze medals will be given
In every event. A gold medal will be
awarded the one making the highest
number of points.
Three new Brunswick Balke- Colien-
der billiard and pool tables have beer
placed in the recreation room on the
fist floor.
F. w. Newman, religious work
director of the association, will meet
the usual group of men TX Sunday
afternoon at 3 o'clock, to discuss life
problems. The meeting will be held in
the Frelinghuysen room.
There will be an annual memorial
service of the members Of the Order
of knights of Pythias of Northern New
Jersey and uniformed companies of the
First and Second regiments held in
Wallace Hall Sunday afternoon at 3:45
o'clock. There will be an address by
the Rev. William T. Upton, d. D.,
member Of Eureka Lodge, of Bloom
field. There will be music by the First
Church Quartet, assisted by the Wal
lace Hall Orchestra. under direction OF
L. Carroll Beckel. The public is invited.
Tonight at 7:45 o'clock THE Pitching
Preacher an illustrated baseball story,
will be given for the benefit of any m
ployed boy of the city over Is, in the
boys rooms
At the Moral Muscle League meeting
Friday afternoon at Ais o'clock the last
part of 1.-THE Pitching Preacher" an
original baseball story, illustrated by
stereopticon views, will be given.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
HANDS AND FEET
ITCHED Il YEARS
Suffered Terribly from Eczema
which Made Hands and Feet Swell,
Peel and Get Raw -ArmsAHected,
Too-Gave Up Hope of Cure.
USED CUTICURA AND
WAS QUICKLY CURED

az suffered from eczema on my hands,
arms and feet for about twelve years,
my hands and feet would swell, sweat
and itch, then would become callous
and get very dry, then peel off and
get raw. / tried most every kind Of
salve and ointment without success,
only got temporary relief. As loon as 1
would leave off using them l would be
as bad as ever. l tried several doctors,
took arsenic for-two years and at last
gave up thinking there was a cure for
eczema. A friend of mine insisted on
my trying the Cuticura Remedies but,
supposing they were the same as other
cures 1 had tried, / did not give them
q trial until / got SO bad that | had to
do something. l secured a cake Of Gu
ticura Soap, a box Of Cuticura ONT
ment and a bottle of Cuticura Resolvent
and by the time they were used l could
see a vast improvement and my hands
and feet were healed up in no time. I
used several bottles of Cuticura Re-
solvent. This was over a year ago and
have had no trouble since. / think l
am entirely cured. Charles T. Bauer,
RID. IS, Volant, Pa, Mar. IL, 19OS."
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
BUILDERS DEPARTMENT..
!. John ]. Sweeney, william Eckert.

jr, John j. Sweeney, William Eckert.
walter Savage, 81. Johns, Orange: Thomas
William Burke, George sss esyforth, Martin
Mclaughlin, ST. Columba's; John Neabor,
John Frank Joseph Long, Patrick Gleason.
j.. n. Kilcullen, Joseph McTague, Charles
Johns; Edward sellick,- Walter Joyce, An
thony Joyce, Arthur Lacey, Gus Kugel-
Immaculate Conceptions; John Griffith. Jo-
seph Burns, James Quinn, Joseph Wolfe,
st. Aloysins's: Leroy O'Neii, Charles J.
Sacred Heart, Bloomfield; Harry Melvin
den, Paul Madden. John Heating, Thomas
Roche, Matthew J. keefe, Joseph Dowdall
SMITH, smith, A Il; nrhayi Fu lsrtear1 Will Inn'f Dunn N.
60O-yaard Relay for Midgets open only
for boys not over y. nor under j
to constitute a team; each. boy to run
15O yards)-Harold Cullen. Clement Foley,
Joseph George; Wilrred McGee; St; R S;,
hooley, Richard Milder, John G. Holl st.
Antoninns's; James RELY. Gilbert For
shaw, Harry Binn, William Wilson, St.
William Schroeck. George Schroeck, st.
Peters: Thomas Lawless, James Gallagher,
Clifford Schott, George Deary. Alfred
Joseph Brown. St. Johns, Orange; Frank
jerome, o'Niell. William Vierbuchen, 10,
seph Igoe. ST. Columba's; Joseph Rooney,
John Sands. John Davis. Walter Powers,
William Regain. st. Patrick's. Elizabeth;
Richard H.. Cashion. Hugh F~itzsimmons,
Hugh C.. McNamee. Joseph McGrath. John
Don,hue, st. Aloysius's;. James Gaylor.
Frank Birmingham. Aloysius Flarity. John
Leahy, John Conlon. Walter. Hill; James
Mccain. Cathedral: NJ. Smith. John Old
ham, Fl. Wood, William Delaney. st.
Peters. Re1leville; James Hesse. James
Garrigan, John Mclaughlin. George Far
rell, Joseph Garrlean. John Noonan, ST.
Johns: Raymond Senior, Sylvester Moran,
Frank Cran'ey. William Kugelmann, Jo-
sephh MARIN Marfin' LINN lmma Ma s,5sre c~9 piegpe ~ y so-
William Kelly. st. Joseph's; Frank
Schmidt. Leroy O'Neil. George Floyd. John
Mclaughlin, job Webb, Sacred Heart,
Bloomfield.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
"spINsTERs' cLUBv TO MEET.

A humorous operetta entitled The
Spinsters' Club will be presented In
costume by members of the Choral
Society of Bethany Presbyterian
Church in the main auditorium, begin
ming at SIS o'clock his evening.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09

scaly humor are speedily cured, in the
majority Of cases, when all else fails.
Complete External and Internal Treatment for
sis@e OF Cuticura soap t26c.l TO Cleanse the Skin.
cuticura Ointment f50c) to Heal the Skin and Cut-
Cossed pills 25c, PEI vial q 692 70 Purify the Blood.
Corp. Sole Props, Boston. Mass.
- Nailed Free. Cuticura Book on Skin Diseases.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
GROcER,s POLISH STOLEN.

Joseph Jaeger, a grocer, of 500 Lafay-
cite street, reported to the police last
night that five boys had stolen TWEEN
ty-four boxes of "Shinola" polish dur
ing the afternoon.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09

ointment have alleviated
among skin-tortured, dis
figured infants and chill
dren, and the comfort
they have afforded worm
out and worried parents
have led to their adop-
ton in countless homes
as a priceless treatment
for the skin and blood.
Eczema, rashes, and
every form of itching.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-06-09
BABIES CURED
OF Torturing, Disfiguring
Humors by Cuticura.

The suffering which Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment have alleviated
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-02-26
CITY NEWS.

Read The Daily Gate City. 10
cents per week.
John Elderer has been appointed
administrator of the estate OF the late
William Morgan
There viii be big crowd at the
Grand opera house this evening A
splendid entertainment viii be given
Your presence is what Is desired
this evening at the boosters club
meeting tonight al superior court
room.
1t is expected that Secretary
Louis Sterne viii have an interesting
letter rom Belt to be read at the
Boosters meeting tonight
Closing out sale. Don't forget
that the Cook Furniture Co. arc clos
Ing out to quit business Now is your
time TO get bargains.
Mrs. Dcre Marie Taylor mas fled
suit for divorce against Charles Tay-
lor. alleging cruel and inhuman treat
ment. They were married on March
u. 1873.
Major ". Richie of Rock Island
Major of {. S. engineers in this dis
trict was q visitor in this vicinity res
rerday looking after affairs in this
city.
Harold Johnson brought home tbs
largest string of ducks that has beer
seen in this vicinity for some time. a:
he returned from trip on the rivel
this morning.
A new gymnasium class viii b
started at the Y. n c. A Saturda.
evening II viii be for those who hsv.
not attended gym class for some tins
and many are expected to take adyant
age Of It.
Duck hunters were out on tn,
rirer this morning in full force an,
were eminent! successful IN thei
shoot Harold Johnson came Up Man
street about ten O'Clock this morning
with a large string OF fine ducks on
pole
Read The Daily Gate City. i
cents per week
II ron have not cast your vote Ii
the Gate City Base Ball Primaries d
50 al once Your yote Is needed
yo1 are for o. against the passage Q
me anti-Sunday amusement bill Gu
ont the coupon in this evenings pape
and cast vote.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-02-26
- GRANDPA L. Happy.

Peopce II advancing age never fee
good when their bowels do not move
regularly BY regularly is meant ~
least once day ~ no time OF life
is II SO important 10 keep the bowels
thoroug hly open as then 4 disorde-ed
stomach or clogged fntestines may
mean a cold that you would not other
wise take or: Il may mean the return
Of rheumatism: the breaking out OF the
skin All these things are fostered bT
nstfpation. To keep the bowels NOV
ing nicely every day use Dr. Caldwe}l's
syrup Pepsin. the wonderful laxative
tonic The IaNstive ingredients will
keen the bop-eis Il order the tonic
properties will Zone the stomach. Price
- cents z7. = ~ 49, S5-f1erSSt