davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
THEIR MAJEsTY's JEWELS.
King Likes Pearls and queen Partial
70 S~apnhires.

The presentation of the Cullinan
diamonds to King Edward makes a
welcome addition to the kings collec'
ton Of precious stones, for his ma
jesty, contrary to the popular belief,
possesses remarkably few personal
Jewels compared with those owned by
far less powerful potentates. The
crown jewels, of course, do not belong
to the king; his majesty simply holds
them in trust for the nation. On the
other hand, the innumerable stars
and crosses of the orders to which
he belongs are the kings personal
property, and these are immensely
valuable. Apart from diamonds, the
kings faYorite jewel Is the pearl, OF
which he constantly ear a Deantl1uI
specimen in his sCarfpin.
Queen AIexandra's favorite jewels
are sapphires. but she Is also oXcec3-
ingly fond Of rubia8 and emcralGs,
while one Of her most treasured pos
sessions is q parure Of opsls, given
her by Queen Victoria. Her majesty
has a Eavvrc Of cmcralds worth tie
Drovcrbfql KINGS ransom. Queen Alex
andra is o...a seen wearing the ma
Iiaocnt necklace Of diamonds aGI
pearls which was King Edwards fir
2irt to f."-. ".o also takes p~l"17n""
in wo-:.ug nis m.J"sty'5 silver we
ding afof. a., q-urn Of rublos. AnotIr'
level ~@i.h trc queen values Ic"'
--.a -.l.g sr
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

Young ministers sometimes say
Fome very i".cvcrant things when
first they Get IN h2rno9a, but seldom
are so broadly coademnatory as the
young clergyman Who was called
upon to act as chaplain at the opening
Of a recent term CT court down in
Maine.
After covering everything he could
think of rs appropriate to say from re-
ligion to law, he closed his prayer
with the suppIication, And, finally,
may we ali be gathered in that hap
ply land where there are no courts, no
lawyers md no judges"
Then tsey changed chaplains.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
BEES HOLD A srReKr.
Honey Makers Fortress Of Which
P~assersby Are Wary.

II you walk down the east side Of
Fillmore street about midway be.
tween Broadway and Vallejo, IN its
most G~ristocratic neighborhood, Won
win G a bank of clay sloping upward
from the sidewalk, and II you lon&
close you will see something that viii
make You give that locality a wide
berth the next time you take a stroll
in that direction.
That particular clay bank, innocent
looking IS II Is, harbors a strong ana
lively Colony OF humble bees OF tho
barb sting variety, and no resident Of
Fillmore ana broadway or Vallejo
streets cares to approach II unwaril5.
Tho bank Is nearly thirty feet long
and IT, ID Cklv dotted with small holns
which ire the entrances TO the honey
laden cones concealed within. At all
hours lie "ltttIe busy bee is seen
comm md noin1, buzzing into The
Lolos mi out AGAIN, very much con
Germ, .n out his work and paving
small n2tiou to an onlooher unless
he rc- &. providence by too close an
a7aroau.. One Of the bees performs
sent. ,f.v q an alarmingly business
like 80. roy. ana It is usually lis
warr.. ..z which prompts the rash
4nvc. --r ,u back uD and continue
his C.. ...iou- from a safe distance.
IN ..r1u.c The bank resembles
r,-,.F ...-. r..- =. -z - rises IN q cool
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
were Mobridge would NEVER be

it were Mobridge would NEVER be
a city worthy of a moments notice
soIong as educational opportunities
we're sighted as they will be with
out action is taken. The class Of
people who succeed in life, the peo-
Pile who might be interested in Mo-
bridge, whose energy, ability and
resources could make Mobridge
what we hope for her WILL NOT
CONSIDER this or any other town so
long as unfavorable educational
establishments continue to exist.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Sundays Ball Game.


The Base Ball game Sunday at
the Ball Park here between Mound
City and the local team was one of
the best exhibitions of the National
game that has ever taken place on
the local grounds.
Both teams played fast bali and
il is doubtful if Mobridge earned
the game by playing the best ball
through ont the entire game.
The score stood 4 to 4 in the
sixth inning when the Mound
builders succeeded in putting a man
over the plate. The game tighten
ed UP from this time on and few
on either side saw first base but in
the last OF the ninth Mohridge
tied the score. From that time
till the last of the 18th, when Our
boys pushed in another, the game
was a fine exhibition.
NAM complimentary remarks
we're to be heard on the good game
anil npeh dm Z pre
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Fortunate.

It's an i'll wind that blows nobody
any good. Once more was the truth
OF the proverb to be demonstrated.
A shipwrecked sailor having got
ashore on a desert island, vas delight
ed to md that his life belt had been
dishonesty filed with sawduBt In
stead of the best grade of cork.
This means an abundance Of break
fast food!" he exclaimed. 1T only
remains to provide lunch and dinner
and | am saved."-Puck.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Not a Favored Location.

The beauties and wonders of nature
as displayed in Vancouver have form
ed the theme OF many a travellers
rhapsody, but it appears that there
are people who do not appreciate
them. One such woman, born and
bred in Vancouver, recently visited In
New York. 1T must be wonderful
to have lived and grown up In such a
place. said a New Yorker who had
travelled round the world.
why, / don't know" said the ma
tive of Vancouver, without enthusi-
asm. We've just got the mountains
and the sea-that's ALL"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
As Revised.

TarreiH, covetous of the gold brace
let's worn by the Sabine soldiers, had
told then she would open the gates
OF the citadel to them il they would
give her what they wore upon their
left arms.
Sure" joyousiy answered the SOL
diers. "All rights reserved"
It was not until they had rewarded
her treSchery by Overwhelming her
with their shields, which they also
wore upon their left arms, that she
tumbled.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Why He Married Again.

A lawyer tells Of a client of his-a
German farmer, a Woodworking, plain,
blunt man-wfho lost his wits not long
ago. The lawyer had sought him out
to express his sympathy, but to his
CONSERVATION the Teuton laconically
observed:
But | am again married"
You don't say sol" exclaimed the
legal light. "Why, 1t seem but a
week or two since you buried your
wife"
dots So, my trent; but she is as
dead as effer she viii be-"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Domestic

They had automobiled In twenty-five
miles 10 see Mr.. Highdysr's pet oeu-
list, and on the return trip three
tires, ore after anothre, had blown
up. Whereupon Mrs. Highfiyer re-
marked plaintively and with intense
conviction: my dear Alfred, II would
have heen so much cheaper to have
kept you at home and bought you o
glass eyel"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
A Question.

Little Edna, who waS teught to be
strictly honest in the smallest details,
on seeing 8 family Of gypsy movers"
ragged and unkempts housed in one
canvas-covered wagon and drawn by
the leanest horses, remarked:
III / were as poor as they I'd hor-
row d gun, 20 out into the woods and
Moot myself-but who'd bring thu
arsn 5acky"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

Ever since the abolition of the wood
en- navy we have been a slngulsrly
supine people in the matter Of tree
planting while ii would seem that we
have never learned the lesson saat
the most solidly prosperous land 10
that which makes the utmost use OF
every acre.--English Estates Gazette.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Hard Llnes.

Wife (rather nervously)-oh, cook.
| must really speak TO you. Your
master is always complaining. One
day II IL the soup, the second Gay It 10
the fish, the third day 1t is the Joint
In fact It is always something or 9th.
or.
Cook with feelingl-Well rn,,ne
I'm sorry for you. 1t must be quite
lawful TO live with a gentleman Of
that sort.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Stop Mourning 10 Shave.

The board Of rites has obtained the
Endorsement Of the grand councillors
to mem0riaIize the throne to the eff
feet that as the ceremonies of the end
of the year will be performed soon
and the people should keep them
selves clean to attend their business,
therefore beth c@c!als and common
people should be allowed to shave
from the eighth day of the twelfth
moon dec. 500.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

~Ifs .Ash-u-way. sah." explained Oh
Raether Swank 10 a befuddled friend:
~~Orthodoxy am de foxy dat makes
muhser-dat rs do orthor OF, 10
mnserstand. Uhswell. and dis yuh heo-
tsrdoxy am &c udder man's dcxy daa
4s's allus ~uh-hectorin' me wild. DO
Aat make IL eiar to yo' apprehension.
arsA4ss TEsrs -
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

Prof. Strie-To the geologist q
thousand f, IS or so are not counted
as any time at all.
Mar In the Audience-Great Scott
And to think I made a temporary
loan or two pounds TO a mar who
holds such views!
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Extremes Meet.

The little travelling man looked ID
miringly at the big travelling man.
"Geei" he said. You sell Corliss
engines, don't you?"
mo-" answered tae big man. 'Tm
an agent for a needle factory What's
your line? Complexion powders"
Not exactly" said the little man.
s.T build suspension bridges"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Tho lnyIneIbla Rrltons.

smith-The British, ! observe, rare
ly make mention Of our revolution
Jones-No: bht / understand they
occasionally refer to II is q confifct
IN which some British e~olonists do
feate6 d force Of Hessians.-PucE-
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

stranger-Td Hike to have my
measure taken for a $eb suit OF
clothes.
Tailor {eysins him)-I've taken
your measure. sir. you'n rsy In sd-
vance.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

ssmksas-Ar son partial &c the alats
~sonaslof the dayg
Timkins-F probably would 90 II THO
gin next door didn't TRANSFORMS them
INTO the leta songs Of the night.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

'svgell NJ little man, you seem to-
~ very happy
YEP replied the little man. 9TH
80 around lytn' agsin shout be!levin'
fsnta Claxs,~
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

'sasaudis has lots OF sxrinss 70 her
how.
syes. but sne doesn't seem ta be
sbln ID set kncs tiaa
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
About Our Schools

system OF the past cannot De ours
OF the future. Every day Of delay
il taking steps towards an efficient
8 :hool is that much delay towards
tie best Interest and the greatest
advancement Of our clty's growth,
In the first place our school
Buildings are insufficient to accom-
0 late to exceed one-n@It OF the
children Of Ao5rldge ana the dis
tr.ct, who the Ia" says must attend
seAooI. And IN the second place
If we ere t. ora" people 10 inc
town We Will nave 70 "o'"IH ''"cl
e.' y CIR S''I.o'S ""'N' "''''''
ana euuS>,''a WIZ '"'''' ''''" ~
az" " R'S". "'"' '0'''' ''','l
Ill.," '"'S "'N''''' A''
"..'...7 . pay
"i0 gym"
,''.'~-
".>. '''., "','.'
W. " .II.,~:L
-r.-.
.u-
49,
uoh
r.r.:3.m a. ah,oL g
~
F.. -. ..1, 1922
I1II
mL.S
~ '' ON0 VI
T'''" i'''@' 'oI1 Wv "i9''
~
soy p'"'i 'ii0s" w. va
""U
- - ~
~ ~ A
'oI'T'l Jo"' oAlolI ilA9 any o'D
P"'-lo oiii, oH'
P
9o'i ,n -
~
p'
- l0oA
-,
n
H
- ~
-
-
NJ
aar
am;e.~:l
Aa5;t;aaaa haL - aatt,oa
III $3.50 a.
- -
- :
m tsa,n
piop
nu = $50 anu Oai,' :
~ oaSo ~ puo
'o' na 'ne uin 0
peopie opeaiheu' uoou ianiiiies
nave aifeauy moved away 9 the
"H eauS0 u vH0 raCO tHaV our
SCHOOLS ala not come up TO their
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04
Teacher,s Orders.

"Fere nal" requested the boy. hur.
rying in from school before time;
hang my jacket up behind the stove"
stfs fl wet1.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

Aladdin had just secured tbs won
Aerfui lamp.
Altar a careful inspection he began
&c rub Il
Here" sad he, Ifs where \ give a
magic lantern exhibition"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

NO; but teacher sent me home to
tell you to warm my jacket for mel
Judge.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1909-06-04

! Csptasn IasST
serrrf ii o
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-03-23
". Morris
JEWELER

the check in Mr.. Sehmalmaack's pres
cnce. and rendered it to him after
making a trifllng purchase. Shortly
after the man left the store Mr..
Schmalmaack became suspicious and
made an investigation with the result
that the police were notified, Up to
a late hour last night the man had
not been located.
The funeral Of Miss Susie Mer-
chant, the young lady who died early
Sunday morning. as the result of eX-
posure suffered during the blizzard o.
two weeks ago, will be held from
strong Brothers chapel at 10 O'Clock
this morning. The services Will be
conducted bv Rev. w, j. Marsh. Of
the Congregational church. Mrs.
Hugh G. Collins viii sing "A solo. In
terment will be made in Fairview
cemetery. Mrs West. mother of Miss
Merchant. is a member Of the Wom-
ans Relief corps and an especial in
vitation Is extended to members OF
that organization to attend the fu-
neral.
Patrick Callahan, fifty-nine years
old and for the past twenty years en-
ploycd as "A section foreman on the
Santa Re lines west of Albuquerque,
died in the Santa Fe hospital here
late Sunday night. Dealt resulted
from a complication of diseases
which Mr.. Callahan has been a suf-
ferer for several years. MIR. Gala
was brought here several weeks
ago from Suwance. a small station
west of Albuuerque and placed in the
hospital. He had been located at
Suwanco as section foreman for the
past eight years, The remains viii
be shipped 10 Denver and will be ac-
companied by a brother, Martin Cal
lahan, OF Central City, Colo, who was
here whom the end came.
The Sombrcro Riding club was for
mallN organized at a meeting of about
thirty enthusiastic horseback riders of
the city. held yesterday afternoon
The club starts life with about thirty
charter momhcrs. The following Of
ficcrs were elected. Mrs. +. $. He'd
rick, president, Mrs. b. c lIazen,
vice president. Miss Iva Butler, secrc-
An Entertainment committee
consisting of Miss Butler. Miss +. a.
Walsh and Mr., Il. s Spar was APP
pointed 10 orange for several rides
in the near future. The club is an
organization, there being no
dues. the only requirements being
good character. possession of a horse.
and a somhrcro or cowboy hat Those
who desire 20 become members are
invited to address the club. care gen
aral delivery, city.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-03-23
Insure In thu Occidental Life.

AiAAaA ~ Wis ASfA0~
Poll tax for 1905 is now due. Pay
at Dunbar's. corner Third and Gold.
Maynard Gunsul left on the limit.
ed yesterday for a business trip 10
Gallup.
! Or " II Burr, Santa Fe physi-
clan at Gallup, was IN the city yes
tcrday
Triple Link Rcbekah lodge win
hold a meeting in odd Fellows hail
tonight at 7;30 o'clock
G F. liemsberg. of the Remsberg
Mercantile company, IL here on a
short visit from Ration.
Sheriff Cicero Stewart. OF Eddy
county, was Ia the city yesterday on
his way home from Santa Fe.
Charles BENJAMIN, of tho Charles
Ilfcld company left yesterday morn
ing for a business trip west
S j. Hanna, the well known mer-
chant Of san Marcial. wa In the city
Yesterday attending to business mat
ters.
E, A. DAVIS, OF the Pullman com
pany here. LETT yesterday 10 accom-
pany the Gates excursion train as far
as the Grand Canyon.
Rev Fletcher cook left yesterday
morning for Winslow. Ari1.. where he
viii hold services, preaching also at
Gallup before returning to his city.
The ". G. r, y. win meet this att
ernoon with Mrs sidney Houghton.
420 West Lead aNonuc. This viii be
u mothers meeting and all mothers
are invited.
Quartermaster }. c. Croul and wife
of Fort Bliss. Texas. were in the city
a short time yesterday the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. +. IT, Hall, en- route TO
Seattle, Wash. HN
United States Attorney u j. Leahy
and Assistant II w. Clark left last
night for Las Vegas, having complct-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-03-23
the Eighteenth viii Be
Spent in Ell PaSo Where
Chamber of Commerce Pro-
misses Noisy Welcome,
BOOSTERS TO WAKE UP
SANTA FE ON RETURN
AIamogordo and Towns on
Southwestern and EStanCia
Valley Will Be Visited by Big
Special Train,
EOS WEST

At a meeting Of those Interested
in the Second Annual Albuquerque
Business Mems excursion last night
in the Commercial club. it was dcfin-
itely decided that the excursion train
viii leave Albuquerque on Friday.
April 16. On that day the boosters
will visit Socorro, M%agdalena, san
Marcial and intermediate towns. on
Saturday. April II, the train will stop
at Las Cruces. Rincon. Deming and
Silver City. and in I'll Paso, where
an enthusiastic welcome IS awaiting
business men according to a let
ter received yesterday BIS Manager +.
l.. MCdlcr of the excursion from the
of the I'll Paso Chamber
OF Commerce. The Pass City men
promise to show the visitors the time
of their lives and it Is understood
there viii be a bull fight in Juarez
for hos who care to see il with a
reception for the Albuqucrqueans and
other features.
on Monday April 10. the excursion
will take in A~lamogordo and all the
towns along the lei Paso and South
as far as Torrance.
on Tuesday the eXcursionists Will
in willard and Estancia and all
the towns in the Estancia valley. will
the echoes in the ancient city
Of Santa Fe and return home Tuesday
night.
The exact schedule with the time
to be spent at each stopping place
will he mad out at once. The COM
consisting Of Messrs. d. X. b.
sellers. r. L. Medler and .. A. Mat
will start ont this morning to
up the roster of passengers and
an those who have not signed up will
have a last opportunity 10 do 80 az
list is almost made up consider
over a hundred citizens having
arranged to take in the trip
The matter OF securing a band WAS
to a committee consisting OF
George p. Learnard. William McIn-
.osh and +. : Parker other details
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-03-23

ed the work Of prosecuting the Uni
ted States cases for this term Of court
No Glow has been discovered by tn,
police which would lead to the ares
Of the burglars who entered Doldc''
store early yesterday morning. Al
inventory taken by M. Doldc ycster-
day shows that about 500 worth OF
merchandise was taken. including
clothing. watches, rings. raors ant
other articles,
Mrs. w. f. Mcdonnell. of Nashville,
Tenn, general secretary of the Won
ans Home Mission society In the Uni-
ted states, viii arrive today from Mel
rose and spend the day in Albuqucr.
que. Local members OF the society
are invited to meet Mrs. Mcdonnell al
the home Of Mrs. G. u, Roberts, 2is
South Broadway. after 2;30 this aft
crnoon
Rev. James L. Bourke. who has
been a patient at st. Joscph's sani-
tArium for the past two months, left
last night for his home in Chicago.
Father Bourke was accompanied by
his mother, Mrs. r ID. Burke. his sis
ter, Miss Florence, and Thomas Mllot
of the sanltarium, Father Bourke
was assistant pastor OF ST. Patrick'f
church in the Windy City.
Albuquerqucans will be interested
IN The marriage in Chicago, on March
4, of Sofre Alexander, Of Albuquer-
Que, and Miss Anna Barth, of the
Windy city. Nj. Alexander left some
weeks ago for Chicago, but said moth
Ing to his friends about intending to
become q benedict. ana the news Of
the wedding which only leaked out
recently, was received here with much
surprise.
Louis Reynolds, the founder OF the
MCKINLEY Carnation League" who
established the practice of wearing u
martyred president, was in the city
yesterday a member OF the Gates eX-
cursion party Mr., Reynolds while
here vas the guest of Colonel y *.
u, Sellers, the two being schoolmates
for years in Dayton, Ohio. whore Mr..
Reynolds now makes his home.
Santa Re train No. z. which should
have left here at l2:45 Yesterday
morning, did not leave until 8 o'clock,
the delay resulting from a slight mis-
hap which happened near Barr sta
ton. eight miles south of this city. a
broken axle on the coal tender and
broken journal on the mail car caused
the accident. The train was backed
~ hfRNNthtAN ANNf Nv 'NAH
sary repairs We're made.
The seventeenth annual Mexico OK
cursion under the management Of
Charles II, Gates. arrived in the city
yesterday from El Paso, the train run
ming In two sections. totaling nine
teen cars. \ fun description OF the
train was published in this paper yes
to-day. The party which numbers
ahotu 200 persons left later for the
Grand Canyon and California
News reached here yesterday Of the
death In Huntington W Va, of
George Burns, an artist Of consider
able note, who left this city March 3
with his wifo for home after "A resi-
dcncc Of some four months la Alhu-
querquc whittier the artist came TO
build up his failing health The de-
ceased was a cousin of Rev. w A.
field superintendent for the
New Mexico Children's Home society
A worthless check drawn on the
First National bank for SIS. made
payable TO George Wilson and signed
by A. 4. Gertig was cashcd by Mr..
Schmalmaach OF the Williams Drug
last evening Wilson endorsed
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-03-23
ART ADVERTISING BY
The SANTA fE
Beautiful Folders Issued For
Grand Lodge of EIkS' Meet
ing; Trip to Old Mexico,

Two very handsome folders hasv
Just been issued by the santa Fc ad-
vertising department. one on account
of the meeting of the grand lodge Of
EIks in Los Angeles. July HIS. and
and the other a Trip to Old Mexico
Both are highly artistic in make up
and beautifully Illustrated The fin
est feature OF the Elks folder l. a
splendid panoramic view of the City
OF Angels. The old Mexico folder,
whose brilliant cover shows a Car
OF the southern Republic. dane
ing across the page is packed fun of
magnificent views Of the romantic and
p-icfuresqu" cities and scenic features
o. the land ~ Msnsns. tn" Olusrs
sge une specimens o. the nigh srt ed
for Hhian TIRE Sntr ~ j.
famous