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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Reversed.

Il understand that you said some
sof my jokes were as old as the hills?"
Intercepted the struggling humorist
in crestfallen tones.
My dear sir, you have been misin-
formed" laughed the busy editor.
What / said was that some of the
hills were as old as your jokes.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Auto speeder Loses license.

Charged with excessive speeding in
Trenton, N. j., John F. Betz, of Phil
adelphia, was deprived of his ninety
horsepower automobile license, and
will have to appear before the State
Commissioner to show cause why his
drivers permit should not also be re-
voked.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
A Missouri Tragedy.

As the forms for the Wednesday
Herald were going down the eleva-
tor at 4.S0 the elevator chain broke
and let the entire load fell to the
floor of the basement in congIoms
crate hear. --Columbia Herald.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Sir TMins n Eight Years.

Six twins born to one couple In
eight years ia the record Of MT. and
Mrs. J r. Rogers, who live at Alex
ander. N. c. The last pair makes the
total eight boys and four girls. AL
are In good health.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15

Maryland is the most advanced
State in the Union in the fight against
the white plague" according to a
bulletin issued by the National AS
sociation for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Gomez Admits Castro's Brother.

President Gomez of Venezuela will
permit Celestino Castro. brother of
the deposed President Of the Repub-
lie, to return to Venezuela provided
he surrenders the 5000 rifles he has
gathered together on Colombian ter
ritory.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15

Edward Callahan, former Sheriff
of Breathitt County, Kentucky, and
who was one of the principal figures
in the Harg -Marcum feud, was shot
from ambush in his home in Crock
ettsville and mortally wounded.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Champion Swimmer NIarries

Mrs Florence Goodyear Wagner,
who recently obtained a divorce in
Paris, was married. to Charles ~.
Daniels, the champion swimmer Of
the world, at the Plaza Hotel. New
York City.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Women Draw Large Salaries.

Probably the highest paid women
in the United States Civil Service are
two young women translators Of
French and Spanish, employed at the
bureau of American republics. They
receive $4,000 year.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
Extensible Gas Bracket.

Every household in which gas or
electricity is used as an illuminant
would welcome the addition of the
extensIble fixture shown in the IL
lustration below, invented by Chi
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAW PILLS

The best Stomach
and Liver Pills known
and a positive and
speedy cure for Con-
stipation, Indigestion,
Jaundice, Biliousness,
Sour Stomach, Head
ache, and all ailments
arising from a disor.
dere d stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concentrate
ed form all the vir-
tues and values of
Munyon's Paw-Paw
tonic and are made
from the juice of the
- - ,r,~1
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
PHYSICIANS 20. X" NECESSARY.
New Law in State of Washington AT.
fecting Marriage Licenses.

fecting Marriage Licenses.
Seattle, Wash.-The new State law
providing that applicants for mar
riage licenses must undergo medical
examination, except where the woman
at least is forty-five years old, has
gone into effect Ten couples ap-
peared at the license clerks Office
with physicians certificates, and two
couples, when informed of the new
law, said they would go to British
Columbia to marry.
County officials say the law will
result in many Americans marrying
in Canada.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15

mend these pills as being the best laxa-
tive and eathartic ever compounded. Get
a 25-cent bottle and if You are not per-
fectly satisfied l will refund your money.
~-MUNYON.
FIFTY THIRD and JEFFERSON SIS,
PHILADELPHIA. PA.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
MALARIA KILLS NINETY.
swarms Of Mosquitoes, Owing to
Overflow In Cape Colony.

London. "A dispatch from Cape
Town says that the heavy rainfall has
caused an overflow of the Orange
River In, the Gordonia Northern dis
trict This has resulted in the breed
ing of swarms Of mosquitoes, leading
to a serious outbreak Of malaria.
Three-quarters OF the population were
affected, and ninety deaths were re-
ported.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15

Electric locomotives can pull heavier
trains at faster speed than steam locomo.
tives of equal power
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
FATAL TEXAS T0RAADOEs
Two Towns Nearly Wiped 0ut---
Train Blown From Bridge.
Village Of Hillman, Maine, Totally
Destroyed by Flames-Inhab-
itapts Escape by Train.

,
I Fort Worth, Texas. In a tornado
at Leuders, Texas, 100 miles west of
Fort Worth, four persons were killed,
two others were seriously hurt, thir-
teen houses were wrecked and scores
OF cattle were killed. Another tor
nado almost destroyed the little town
of Hamlin, in Central Western Texas.
Three persons were seriously injured.
In a terrific windstorm Kansas
City, Mexico and Orient passenger
train was blown from the bridge
across the Brazos River, between
Knox City and Benjamin, Texas. ].
E. Stafford, of Crowell, Texas, a pas
senger, was killed Several persons
were injured. Cloudbursts occurred, in
sections west of Fort Worth, killing
at least one person and injuring
scores of others.
Fire Destroys Village.
Smyrna Mills, Me- Flames that
consumed the forests of northern
Aroostook County overwhelmed the
village of Hillman, new hamlet on
the Ashland branch of the Bangor
and Aroostook Railroad, seven miles
north of this place, and destroyed
every building in the settlement. The
population, consisting of fifty persons.
was saved from death by the timely
arrival of special train ssnt from
Houlton. The fire sufferers were
brought to Smyrna Mills and were
cared for by the villagers.
Over territory of 100 square
miles, in northern Aroostook, there
was fire front of twenty miles, ex-
tending back in some places for five
miles.
Cambellton, N B.-Driven from
their homes by a fire, which pursued
them through the forests, ninety
refugees arrived here. They made up
the entire population of village on
the line of the International Railway
known as Couillard G Guimont's
Lumber Mills. Few of the party Of
men, women and children saved any
thing except the clothes they wore,
and some were thinly clad
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1909-06-15
INVALID FOR YEARS
Made Well by Curing the Weakened
Kidneys.

r. A. Davis, 700 Third Ave, Col
umbus, Ca, says: "A slight irregu-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

Dallas. August 2l.-FOr the twenty
fourth annual meeting OF the State
Fair of Texas. which opens in this
city Saturday. October l6. the man
agement has arranged for a splen.
did musical and vaudeville program
In Music Hall. Band Master Ales-
sandro Liberati will arrive In this
city a few days before the Fair be-
gins with seventy talented musicians.
twenty great vocal artists and "A
grand array OF instrumental soloists.
Under his direction a series OF musl.
cal festivals will be given morning.
afternoon and evening OF each OF
the sixteen days of carnival.
This organization Is one OF the
most efficient in the United States.
Although Liberati has shown no in
clination TO sacrifice the artistic
side of his work. II must not be
understood that his programs are
without the elements of popularity.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
SYDNEY SMITH, Sec'y

$3.50 wage and pay Tor all holidays.
The unions of Moldcrs, Metal
Workers and Mcchanicians in France
recently voted to combine. The new
The Wholesale Dry Goods Clerks
in New York city have applied for
admission TO the United Hebrew
Trades.
The American section of the Boot
and Shoe Workers International body
now has more than $1,000 in its
emergency fund. according to report.
The official journal of the Inter.
national Association of Steam Engi-
ncers will hereafter be printed in
Brooklyn. y. Y, beginning with the
present months issue.
society viii be- called the Union OF
Metal Workers and Kindred Trades.
Because their demand for an In
crease In wages Of - cents on a nun.
dred axes was refused. grinders and
,dgers employed at Charleston, w.
Va, recently went on strike. Most OF
the strikers are Poles.
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

for he has shown due regard for
bo'h sides Of the question. In teen.
mic he has a way of handling his
band which makes 1t far superior
TO the other musical organizations
OF the country. lie gives ample at
tention to the requirements Of his
engagements and assures the Fair
management that he is preparing one
OF the finest programs of his career
for the State Fair.
Liberati's corps of opera singers
are men and women with large.
full-toned, melodious voices. The
chorus. which will be seen In con
denscd acts from Tarious popular
operas, is strong and well balanced
and will be heard clearly in the
splendid nall erected by the manage
ment for the purpose.
In it's military and patriotic selec-
tions. which are very popular with
state Fair audiences. Liberati's band
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
BEN E. CABELL, Asst Sec'y

Union motormen and conductors of
Chicago's surface street car lines re-
Gently rejected the efforts of the
companies to renew the old wage
agreements. \ referendum vote will
be taken ON the question of calling
a strike.
For the present no clearance cards
for New York will be issued by Bos.
ton Carpenters Union because Of no
tiiication from the former city that
the master carpenters are planning
to bring about tho open shop sys.
ten.
After being out ON strike since
July /. marble workers OF Milwaukee
Wis. returned TO work. The moi
quit because their demand for an in
crease of 20 cents a day had not been
granted. The employers made a
compromise offer and the union ac
ceptcd the proposition.
san Francisco, Cal, BARRIERS On
ion is planning to have a state Fed
Grafton Of BARRIERS in Sacramento dur
ing the time the State Fair shall he
held there, with the idea of bringing
about closer and more uniform trade
relations and conditions all over the
state.
The union people Of brooklyn are
going to build a tuberculosis sani;ari
um M Overhead. L. l.. to cost $1,000,
ooo. Three years ago the Brooklyn
Central Labor Union acquired a tract
Of e. acres az Riyerhead, and the
place has been gradually improved
and made ready for The building or a
great sani'ar um for the bcncfit OF
the laboriug poole.
Samuel Gompers. president of the
American Federation Of Labor. will
catch it whom he returns 10 TINS coun-
try. For Gompors has come out open.
ly against the tipping system. and 50
boldly ihaJ the walters are Wild with
rage.
Three dollars q day for 10 hours.
work is demanded by harvest labor.
ers i'm the wheat fields I'm Eastern
Washington. The scale paid I'm 100
ranged from $3.50 for laborors to 81
for engineers working from 2 o'clock
in the morning until dusk. Farmer,
say that will DE the schedule this
year.
The Commercial T~elcgraphers' Tn.
ion in many cities has received in.
formation that a movement has been
started among the National Officers
10 organize the wireless operators on
lake and ocean steamers as a wireless
department of the union. An III.
cial was quoted as saying that in
a few weeks he expected that every
wireless operator would be in the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

and amateur growers. The show
will be in the charge OF the club
women of the state. The display
will be complete in every detail and
the Texas flora will be represented
in a manner as never before. In
addition there will be rare bulbs and
plants from Mexico.
In the horticultural department
prizes will be awarded ON the best
collections of apple. %crab-applc,
peach, pear. plum. cherry, apricot,
fig. ounce and mulberry trees and
grape vines and the best collections
OF blackberry, raspberry and straw
berry plants and Japanese persim.
mons. For the best collection of
evergreens. SIS: divided into $40
first and So second. will be awarded.
The sweepstakes for outdoor grown
nursery stock are $40 first and s.
second prizes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

burg, Germany, get the same wage
as the skilled men in the building
trades.
The new 500. Ooo headquarters
building of the International Brother.
hood of Carpenters and Joiners was
dedicated at indianapolis recently.
There is a union of hatmakers At
I.c Mans, France, in which the offices
of president. vice president. secretary
and treasurer are held by me man.
\ convention of the Massachusetts
Federation of State, city and Town
Employees, held in Lynn recently.
adopted "A resolution in favor Of a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
Use ArdmoreIte Want Ads.
CURES ECZEMA.
0.0.0. ACNE, ETTER ETC.

While Eczema, Acne, letter, Salt Rheum. etc, are troubles which affect
the skln,t their source is far deeper than the outside cuthle. These affections
ausedh by irritating humors. or uraic acid in the blood. Such impurities
nhame n irtate the delicate net-work OF forols tissue which lies iur
beneath he surface OF the outer skin, and the inAanmato-v discharge thus
produced Is forced NJ through hi pores and glands and is continually
keptup while he blood remainsi infected. This emulation causes the form
alton offs scales and Crusts so often zen in Eczema, l. when thew are
scratched of the flesh is left raw and more susceptible to other infection.
II can very readily be seen then that to produce a cure the circulation mus
be purified and Cearsed. This s S S. will do. 1t gcs down Il n yer
removes all humors and impurities, neutd.cs the excessive aciG=
oft the r'stcma and in this way removes the cause of disease. Local applcc-
tons IA only soothe the irritation and assist in keeping tho skin clean; thew
neve produce a cure because such treatment does ut reach te blooa.
S.S.S. restores 70 the thin, acid blood all its lost propertee. makes it
pure and rich and enables II - noursh the skin and krcp IT soft,s moo,n
AID healthy. Book on Skin Diseases and am. neaicl civic free e ali
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. krLANrA. GA
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
EDWIN J. KIEST, Pres.

5000 women hat trimmers are yet
ON strike.
About 900 people are employed
by the Russian government ON aero.
nauticual work.
Brick and mortar carriers at Ham
has grown from 10000 To 80. 200 mem.
bcrs.
Several new lodges of machinists
will be formed in the vicinity of Bos.
ton, Mass, in the rear future.
II is said that 10000 hatters and
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

union. They number about GEO men.
Failure Ia accede to the mems de.
mands for "A ten-hour instead of an
eight.hour day led TO a walk-out OF
car repaircrs at Joliet, III. The un-
usual demand for a ten-hour day
hinges on the fact that the men say
they cannot make living wages work
ing eight hours. and they declare that
they will work two hours longer 10
get more money. Under officials al
the shops claim that they have not
the work 20 furnish for more hours.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
Washirgton's Plague Spots

lie in the low, marshy bottoms OF the
Potomac, the breeding ground OF ma
laria germs. These germs cause
chills, fever and ague. bili~ousness,
jaundice, lassitude, weakness and gem
eral debility and bring suffering or
death to thousands yearly. But Elcc.
trio Bitters W. fail to destroy them
and cur malaria troubles. "They
are the best all-round tonic and cure
for malaria ! ever used" writes X.
NJ. James, of Louellen, S. C. They
cure Stomach, Liver, Kidney and
Blood Troubles and will prevent Ty-
phoid. Try them, SOC. Guaranteed
by Ardmore Pharmacy.
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
Monkey Farce Comedy.

Galletrs Monkeys are well known TO
amusement lovers. Professor Gal
lett will present a new feature at
the Fair. a farce comedy entitled
Green's Night Off" a most laugh.
able act and presented in such a
human manner by these little artists
hat the Darwinian theory seems to
be substantiated. And there Is the
barber shop feature. where the
'ov barber shaves. cuts hair. etc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

is in a i.eld by itself. The band
master. himself, has had a most In
tercsting career. He has been a
band master on this side Of the
Atlantic for thirty.siX years.
lie has enough medals to make him
- suit OF armor If he strung them
all together.
Fine Vaudeville Features.
Some of the finest vaudeville
artists on the American stage have
been secured by the management
Tor the Music Hall program. Among
them may be mentioned the Great
McGarvey. the world famous imper-
senator OF the gentler sex; Galleti's
Monkeys in a farce comedy entitled
Greens Night Off" and Mrs. ID. II.
kincheloc, Il Kentucky woman, ia
nous as whistler. reader. vocalist
and pianist. And then there will be
acrobatic stunts of IA sensational ma
ture. Il clown act that promises 20
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
IN THE WORLD Of LABOR
REVIEW OF THE WEEK WITH
MECHANICS AND ARTISANS IN
EVERY LAND.

Hamilton Can. journeymen bar
bers, getting so per week now ask
Sl2.
Since 1895 Machinists' International
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

The monkey orchestra will in all
probability be the most interesting
OF these exhibitions. as they play
several well known popular airs
without a discord.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
Sensation C~ontralto.

Bert McGarvey has one OF the
worlds most sensational contralto
vocies. This combined with his won.
derfully beautiful makeup and ex.
ceptionaliy graceful dancing, places
him in the front rank and In a class
by himself.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
Famous kentucky Warbler.

Mrs. ID. II. Kincheloe Is declared
TO have no superior In the country
as an entertainer, musician, whistler
and warbler. Her whistling would
put a hooking bird 20 shame, and
the old southern dialect in which she
recites The Party" ripples over
with that sense OF nativity enjoyed
by every Southerner. She is a very
fine musician and is an entertainer
OF an enyiable reputation.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30
State Fair Flower Show.

The flower show at the Fair this
fall will be a new and most popular
feature. Rich prizes will be awarded
for the displays OF both professional
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-08-30

be exceedingly popular and many
other features.
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THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
CITY REAL ESTATE
THOMAS p. HAYMAN,

THOMAS L. HAYMAN,
Suite 1000. First National Bank building
Montgomery and Post. Phone Kearny 1908
$1,000 essh--Choice corner on Waller ,S3x12o
improved with fats full price reduced
TO $4,000 from $12,500; lot alone worth
the money.
81, 500 sash-Rents 5000 per annum;. 2 excellent
Hats nearly new; best part OF Sacra-
mento st; lot 27:6x110; full price $500
reduced from So 600.
Sc 900 cash-Rents 81. 900 per annum store and
fats; northwest corner Mission: lot 100x
100; full price only $13.500; must be sold
$4,000 cash-Full price reduced TO S10.250 new
cd at $1,000 per annum: $500 cheaper
than anything in the neighborhood.
$4,000 cash-S choice and room fats: excel
lent condition; Laguna and California;
full price reduced to $1,000.
Si,Oo0 cash-Rented tow at S1,S00 per annun;
new high class flats; Union and Pos
north side of the street; lot 32:6xS2:6 8;
fuli price s1o,5oo; this is bargain.
se'7oc-Haf cash: new flats; north side Of
street near 18th and Church. overlooking
park; this is a snap.
$1,000 cash Washington and Spruce; new s
and o room fats; baths each; hardwood
floors; lot 3JNf05; fun price SIS 900; equal
to anything in district at $4,000.
$1,000 cash. choice flats; California and Fill
duced from So, 800.
SI,000--Page and Octavia; 5 fats and cottage
in rear. rented s1,o20 per annum; one
$500 cash-3 Of the most artistic new fats in
the city: Fell and Clayton: price s10500
SIC, ,500-Page and Market: G new hats; rented
$4,000 cssi--e new high class room fats: lot
27x100: Vallejo and Franklin; full price
S14.50U rents 81. 900 per annum.
81, $50 cash. new and room hats: Broadway
and Hyde; lot 29x127e; full price $40, 80;
be quick.
SO 500 cash-Forced sale: s excellent fats: Green
and Buchanan; lot 27.6x13I:6: lot aioEe
worth $3.50; full price $500; make
offer.
So, 900 CASH. of the finest 6 room fats in the
Western addition, Haight and
Buchanan; these are duplex residence
flats, out of the ordinary; full price only
$4,000
81 600 casi-s new 5. 6 and rooms oats; How
ard and 18th: price reduced to 81 600
from $500: account of owners health
must be Sold
So. .5OO-Baker and Washington; choice room
residence. years old; reduced from $15-
900; don't fail TO see this; cheap at
$4,000.
So, 600 each-2 lots. 32:6xS2:6: north side of
Filbert key to Polk; cheapest lots in San
Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
PROPOSALS AND BIDS

SEALED BIDS will be received at the office Of
California. Berkeley, on or before $50 N.
Thursday December ., 1909, for a. addi-
tion to the fertilizer control laboratory. 90
walks and roads near California hall. and cd
three asphalt and concrete tennis courts (No.
p. per plans and specifications on nle at
said office.
No bids vii be received less accompanied
by certified check or bon> In favor OF the
undersigned equal to 10 per cent Of the bid to
assure execution of contract by successful bid
served.
CALIFORNIA
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02

CALIFORNIA land. 81 per acre cash payment
balance purchase 9oc per month per acre; close
San Francisco; taxes. no interest; 5 acre
tracts: level, rich, clear. ready TO plOv, trri-
gated; perpetual water right; immediate pos
session; particulars, maps. photographs free
STEVENSON COLONY. 1414 Market ST., s. s..
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02

WHY NOT BE IN If?
Why don't You look around and see the
improvements going on in the westerly end
of Richmond district along Fulton st. :?
Do YOU KNOW
That the Fulton st. car track is already
laid out to the beach; that the will
run by January |!
CAN'T YOU SEE
That property in this section will rapidly
Increase in value?
BE IN It'll
Call today at our Branch Office, corner
of Fulton st. and 49th ay.. opposite life
saving station. (open Sundays only, We
have the best bargains in this district.
We will show you where TO buy. how to
invest your money and how to make
money. II you have ever seen this district
ITS development will be revelation to you.
LIPMAN & HIRSCHLER. 255 Montgomery st.
Phone Douglas 1914.