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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
HOT FLASHES
 ALMOST GONE
Woman in Aurora Gets Relief from Troubles by Takiag Cardui,
 the Woman's Tonic.

Aurora, 1nd.-'I was suffering from the change and had those hot flashes and severe backache all the time. At times I could hardly straighten up.
 "I read about Cardui and got bot tie from our druggist and it helped me at once Now the hot flashes have almost gone and I feel much better.
 T have recommended Cardui to sev- eral lady friends"
 You need not be afraid to take Car dui, whenever you feel that you need a tonic. Its use will not interefere with that of any other medicine you may be taking. It's action is very gentle and without any bad after-effects. Be ing purely vegetable and non-intoxi- eating, Cardui can safely be taken by young and old, and can do nothing but good.
 Cardui acts on woman's constitu. ton, building up womanly strength, toning up womanly nerves, regulating womanly organs. Half a century of success, with thousands of cures, sim liar to the one described above, amply prove it's real, scientific medicinal merit.
 You are urged to take Cardui, the womans tonic. It will help you.
 NoTE-The Cardui Home Treatment for Women, consists of Cardui ($1) Thedford's Black-Drnught (25c), or Nelvo tJOc), for the liver, and Cardui Antiseptic (5OcD. These remedies may be taken singly, by themselves, If de- sired, or three together, ms n complete treatment for wOmen's ills. Write to: Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chattanooga Medicine Co.,, Chattanooga, Tenn., for Special Instructions, and 64-page book, "Home Treatment for women," sent in plain wrapper, on request.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Brownsville Case un Aoain.

Again the Brownsville incident is being agitated in Washington. Ac- oording to decision recently rem dered by the comptroller of the treas ury, the members of the Brownsville court of inquiry will not receive the compensation provided by law for them until the expiration of one year from the date of their appointment as members of the court. The act of Au. gust 5, 1909, makes each member en- titled to receive extra compensation at the rate of $1,500 a year. The hitch comes in that the comptroller finds that the s1,50O in each case is to be paid in full for the entire serv- ice, regardless of the time required for the service, and that the sum is to be held until the service IS com. pleted.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

T RAINED a cat and a dog in liar
 lem. If you doubt this statement just ask Policeman Marron, of the West One Hundred and Twenty-fifth street station, or any one of five hun dred persons who watched a bulldog and an Angora cat fight to finish on the roof of the Mutual Alliance bank building, Lenox avenue and One Hun dred and Sixteenth street New York city, and then tumble 50 feet to the sidewalk, locked in a death grip. Both animals were dead when the crowd reached the spot wher they had fallen It was as thrilling a spectacle as has been seen in that section in years.
 John Pearl of 115 Lenox avenue was the owner of the bulldog. The dogs name was Sport. Mr. Pearl went to visit friend on the top floor of 112 Lenox avenue and took Sport with him. While the two men were talking Sport wandered into the upper
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

NY HEN the dominies and elders of w the Reforfed classis of New York met recently for their annual session in the Marble Collegiate church, Fifth avenue and Twenty-ninth street, they found cards inviting them to take luncheon at the Martha Washington hotel, just around the corner It had always been their custom to go to an other hotel, but there was some curiosity to see the women's hotel, and there was tempting line on the card which said: Smoking in any part of the house." so it was decided to accept the call.
 As soon as this word reached the Martha Washington there was a great scurrying. An invasion of the sacred precincts of femininity by such a large gathering of men, even though they were of the cloth, was a serious affair, and there were certain precau- tions that had to be observed. There fore, when at the close of the morn
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

AI E w .- 1Ohh.- Wudt uO we Ill " want most in life?" -e-,.- ..=
 "To be happy; just that and noth- ing more" ~
 Happiness means different things to different people, but whatever it means to us that is what we are iiv. ing for' s
 These are question and answers in. volying the basic principles of the Harmony club, which sought incor. poration in the supreme court. %
 Edward H. Fallows, attorney for the state comptroller in the collection of the inheritance tax, is the chief or. ganizer of the club, which had it's birth in March, began to attract no. tice in June and through the summer gained an enrolment in all the states. He was prompted to make a people happy. by organization in. fur. therance of the work of his father Bishop Samuel Fallows of Chicago founder of the institutional church and of the Emmanuel movement. As. sociated with MT. Fallows as incor. porators are Helen M. Folger, Charles B. Selover, Wythe Livingston Smith and Edwin Earle Purinton.
 Some of the objects of the club are ::
 To harmonize people with them selves, their surroundings and each other.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
M yN, =sN? j
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nNCE upon time there were more V mice than men on the produce exchange in New York city. This was due to the fact that the feeding ground was good. Produce traders brought samples of their wares-wheat, oats, corn, cheese, etc.-to the exchange, and the samples later were spilled on the floor Sometimes the floor of the exchange would be carpeted with wheat and oats, and naturally the mice revelled in the good things.
 Then, having in mind Victor Hugo's remark that Providence created the mouse, and realizing that a mistake had been made, quickly created the cat, the produce exchange provided itself with little flock of cats. When half a dozen arch enemies of mice were turned loose on the floor the mice found their daily and nightly foraging expeditions fraught with danger. So true was this that many of the mice have moved to new fields of endeavor where cats are not known.
 Naturally, zonle intrepid souls among the mice scarn to be driven away by the introduction of cats, and they con
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
As to the Hessian Fly.

The Hessian fly is German product which was conceived in iniquity and born in sauerkraut. It is a long, rangy fly with a bite like a steel trap, and it lays pale blue, oblong egg at the rate of 30,000 an hour. The Hessian fly will eat anything from decayed custard pie to a glass inkwell, but its favorite dish is the double neck of a fat gent. This bird can perform a two-step on sticky fly paper without crooking it's toes, and is proof against rough on rats, the daisy fly killer, and a strychnine hypodermic. No Hessian fly was ever known to die of anything but old age, which accounts for the color of it's whiskers. If it ever fas- tens upon your jowl, it will stay until removed by the undertaker.-Man- chester Qa.) Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Musings of the Metropolis News of New York Town 7 Outlined in Brief Form.
To Coin Happiness Is Clubs Object

To provide the efficient value of a smile and song in everyday life.
 To establish the perfect unity oi body, mind, heart and spirit.
 To investigate, formulate and dem onstrate the scientific laws of happi ness.
 To enunciate the principles ot wholesome, triumphant, sincere living
 To present the discoveries of mod ern psychology in simple, attractive guise.
 c To put those who want vital knowl edge in touch with those who have it
 To maintain a brotherhood of in dividuals where sympathy is the only bond.
 To impart the secrets of self-helI as the highest form of altruism.
 To promote free discussion of every subject that makes for clear under standing of life.
 The articles also provide for the manufacture of goods, garments tools, implements, games and what ever articles of necessity or luxury may be desired for members, to con duct publication office, to maintain schools, reading rooms and conduct lecture itineraries; to operate camps colleges, hotels; to own restaurants shops and stores, and to organize and control hospitals, clinics, dispensaries, health homes, sanitaria and kindred institutions.
 Members are to be put in line for all this for 25 cents year, which pays also for the club manual, How to Be Happy" at the club headquar- ters, 30 Church street, where Miss Folger is in charge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
DOCTORS PRESCRIPTION.
Quickly Cures Rheumatic Pains, Also
 Splendid System Builder.

Go to any good prescription drug gist and get the following and mix them: If he does not have these in gredients he will get them from his wholesale house.
 One ounce compound syrup of Sarsaparilla, and one ounce Toris con- pound Add these to half pint of first-class whiskey, and use a table spoonful before each meal and at bed time. The bottle must be well shaken each time. This simple remedy is one of the most effective known. The restorative action will be felt after the first few doses.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Cats Play Havoc with Market Mice

tinue to turk about the floor until they become martyrs to an idea-an idea that the constitution of Miceland guarantees the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. While it may be fine idea, the brand of cats on the exchange floor refuse to be governed by it.
 The claims of priority advanced by the mice simply rouse the risibles of the kittens, which would scoff even at the Monroe Doctrine of Ratland.
 All of which is sad for the mice. but quite satisfactory to the mem- bers of the exchange as well as to the cats.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
She Could Not.

With one wave of my wand," says the fairy, q can make you grow young again.
 Excuse me-" replied the woman, eff I decline your kind offer. If you can bring youth to me at my present age, all right; but positively refuse to travel back through typography, the first stages of bridge, the habit back, the straight front, balloon sleeves, and all the rest of the fads I can remember"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
HOW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 F. J. CHENEY ds CO.,. Toledo, O. We. the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years. and believe him perfectly hon. orable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
 WALDING. KINNAN X MARVIN.
 Wholesale Druggists Toledo. O. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting directly upon the blood and surfaces of the Bystem Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Lost in Antiquity.

A little fellow who had just felt the hard side of the slipper turned to his mother for consolation
 Mother" he asked, did grandpa thrash father when he was little boy?"
 "Yes," answered his mother, i'm pressively.
 And did his father thrash him when he was little?"
 "Yes"
 And did his father thrash him?" "Yes"
 A pause.
 'Well, who started this thing, any way%-Cassells Saturday Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
In the Same Boat.

A magazine contributor, being hard pressed by his creditors, recently wrote to his editor: Please send check at once, as my gas bill is due.' The candid editor replied in this brief fashion; "So is mine. God help us all."
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

man will coax his wife till she gives in, and is pleased with himself when he succeeds, but when the chil- dren coax her, and she yields, he is disgusted with her.-Atchison (Kan.) Globe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
The Last Resort,

They're going to increase the tax on beer!" Then we won't drink any" And they're going to increase the tax on spirits" Then we won't drink any" And they're going to tax wine." 'Then we won't drink any" And they're going to tax inheri- tances!" Then let's drink up our moneyi''
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Take hint, do your own mixing. Rough on Rats, being all poison, one l5c box will spread or make 50 to 100 little cakes that will kill 800 or more rats and mice. It's the unbeatable exterminator. Don't die in the house. Beware of limitations, substi- tutes and catch-penny ready-for-us de- vices
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Bears the
A Motor kirt,

Miss Lillian Russell, who looks younger than her daughter, was talk ing about age at dinner in New York. Miss Russell, who is always witty, ended with this mot:
 Tt is sure sign of age in wom- an when she begins to get out of her motor car backwards"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
For Colds and Gripp-capudine.

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feyerishness Cures the cold-Headaches also. It's Lquid-Effects immediately-1O. 25 and 50c at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

When a man tells young widow that she is the only woman he ever loved she is sure he is eligible for membership in an Ananias club.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
A Name That Names.

"Why does Penryn call his coming novel "A Scrap Book?'"
 Because it is a story of married life"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Many Children Are SickIv.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for chil. dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse in Chldren's Home, New York; cure Sum- mer Complaint, Feverishness, Headache. Stomach Troubles Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Finis.

Wigg-Scribbler's stories all have such sad endings.
 Wagg-Yes, they generally find their way into the wastebasket.-Phila phia Record.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Easy.

She Cat the art exhibition) How can you tell the masterpieces?
 He-By the price tags on them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Strong Winds and Sand Storms

EYE SALVE soothes and quickly relieves. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens the gurns reduces in lam aton, allays pafn wind colic. 25c bottle,
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

PERRY DAVIS TRAVELLER
 has substitute. No other remedy is so effective for rheumatism lumbago, stiffness, neuralgia or cold of any sort Put up in 25c. 35c and 50c bottes
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig- crate stomach, liver and bowels Sugar-coated, tiny, granules, easy to take. Do not grfpe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Often the milk of human kindness tastes of the can.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

A cynic is a person who makes a speciality of telling the truth.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
@zzenu %@&b4

from wonan ailments invited to write the ana addresses given, positive proof that Iyda h. Vegetable Compound does female llis
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

The right kind of experience is worth all it costs.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
For Headache Try Hicks, capudine,

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-p'J Jas- ant to take-Effects immediately SH& % and Soc at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Many a man suspects his neighbor as he suspects himself.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

DON'T NEGLECT THAT COUGH If certainly racks your system and may run into Something serious. Aliens Lung Balsam will check tquickly permanently. For sale at druggists
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
ECZEMA COVERED HIM.
Itching Torture Was Beyond Words Slept Only from Sheer Exhaustion -ReIieved in 24 Hours and
Cured by cuticura in Month.

'I am seventy-seven years old, and some years ago 1 was taken with ec- zema from head to foot. I was sick for six months and what I suffered tongue could not tell. I could not sleep day or night because of that dreadful itching; when I did sleep it was from sheer exhaustion. I was one mass of irritation; it was even in my scalp. The doctors medicine seemed to make me worse and l was almost out of my mind. l got a set of the Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent. I used them consistently for twenty-four hours. That night I slept like an infant, the first solid nights sleep had had for six months. In a month I was cured. w. Harrison Smith, Mt Kisco, N. Y, Feb. 3, 190S." Potter Drug Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
For Consideration.

All pertinent facts must be consid cred when you are dealing with the great problem of prosperity. Would you put the plus or minus sign before the item that the county Jail has great falling off in patronage ?-De- troit Free Press. ,sgi4 s''Ns x ''5 's.'''s'
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Some people are more afraid of germs than they are of mad dog.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

IumOf hchONeu. Chicago nl.=Mrs. Alvena Sperling, Il Lang Lindley, Ind.-Mrs. May Fry. Knsley, Kans.=N1rs. Stella Clifford Beaman. Scott, N.Y.=Mrs s. J. Barber. Cornwallville, N.Y.eMrs. Vim. Boughton. Cincinnati, o. Mrs. w K Housh j 7EastyiewAy Milwaukee, Wis.-Mrs. Emma 1mse, Ss3 1st St., German.
 Change of Life. South Bend, Ind.=Mrs Fred Certia, 1014 5. Lafayette Street. Noah, Kentucky.=MrsL Lizzie Holland. Brookfeld, Mo.=Mrs. Sarah Lousignont, POT Paterson, N.J.- Mrs. wm. somerville, 1o5 Philadelphia, Pa Mrs. K E. Garrett, 2407 North Garnet Street. Kewaskum, Wis.=Mrs. Carl Dahlke.
 Maternity Troubles. Worcester, Mass. . Mrs. Dosylva Cote, 117 Indianapolis, Ind.=NIrs. A. P. Anderson, 1907 E. Pratt Street. Big Run, Pa.=Mrs. W. E. Pooler. Atwater Station, O.-Mrs. Anton Muelhaupt. Cincinnati, Ohio.=Mrs. E. II. Maddocks, 2135 Gilbert Avenue. Mogadore, Ohio.=Mrs. Lee Manages, Box 131. Dewittvil1e, N.Y.=Mrs. A. A. Giles. Johnstown, NY.=Mrs. Homer N. Seaman, 108 E. Main Street. Burtonview, H. Mrs Peter Langenbahn.
 Avoid Operations. Hampstead, Md.=Mrs. Jos. H. Dandy. Adrian, Ga.zLena V. Henry, Route No. 5. Indianapolis, Ind..Bessie V. Piper, g South Addison Street. Louisville, Ky.=Mrs. Sam Lee, 3523 Fourth St. South West Harbor, Maine = Mrs. Lillian Robbins, Mt. Desert Light Station. Detroit, Mich. = Mrs. Frieda Rosenau, b44 Meldrum Avenue, German.
 Organic Disp1acements. Mozier, Ills.=Mrs. Mary Ball. Ligonier, Ind.=Mrs. Eliza Wood, RED. No. 4. Melbourne, Iowa. = Mrs. Clara Waterman, R. F. D. No. 1. Bardstown, Ky.=Mrs. Joseph Hall. Lewiston, Maine.=Mrs. Henry Cloutier, 56 Oxford Street. Minneapolis, Minn.=Mrs. John G. Moldan, 2115 Second Street, N Shamrock, Mo.=Josie Ham, R. F. D. No. 1; Box 22.
 Marlton, N.J.=Mrs. Geo. Jordy, Route No.3, Box 40.
 Chester Ark.=Mrs. Ella Wood. Ocilla, Ga.=Mrs. T. A. Cribb. Pendleton, Ind.=Mrs. May Marshall, R. R. A. Cambridge, Neb.=Nrs. Nellie Moslander. These women are only a few o1 the power of Lydia E. Pinkham's diseases. Not one of these womel q 1 | 1 T.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
One Was Enouqh for Johnny.

The Sunday school lesson was from that scripture which teaches that if your brother strike you on one cheek, you should turn the other also and en- dure even for seventy times seven. Johnny had listened to his teacher very attentively, while she emphasized perintendent rose to make few re- marks.
 Now, boys" he said, 'how many times ought another boy to strike you before you hit him back?"
 "Just about once!" promptly an swered Johnny
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Painful Periods. Goshen. Ala=Mrs.W. T. Dalton, Route No ,. Chicago. 1lI.=Mrs. Vim. Fully, 465 Ogden Av. Paw Paw. Mich h=Mrs. Emma Draper Flushing, Mich.-Mrs. Burt Lloyd, R. F. D.
 No 5; care of D. A. Sanborn. Cincinnati, Ohio.-Mrs. Flora Ahr, 1862 Ernst Cleveland, Ohio Miss Lizzie steiger, b51o wesleyyiile. Pa.9Mrs. Maggie Ester, ,R.F.D.1. Dyersburg, ,Tenn-Mrs. Lue Hilliard, R.R.l. Hayfield, Va.=Mrs. Mayme Windle.
 Irregularity. Herrin, III. Mrs Chas. Folkel. Winchester, Ind..Mrs; May Deal. Dyer, nd=Mrs. Wm. Oberloh, R. F. D. No.1. Baltimore, Md.=Mrs. W. s. Ford, 1858 Lans-
 downe Street. RoxDury, Mass.=Mrs. Francis Merkle, IS Field Clarksdaie, Mo.=Miss Anna Wallace. Guvsville, Ohio.eMrs. Ella Michael, REDS. Dayton Ohio. = Mrs. Ida Hale, Box %, Na-
 tional Military Home.
 man Street. Sykes, Tenn.=NIinnie Hall. Detroit ,Mch.=NIrs. Louise Jung 332Chestnut
 St. Ovarian Trouble. Vincennes, Ind.=Mrs. Syl $. Jerauld, 5os N.
 Tenth Street. Gardiner, Manc=Mrs. s. A. Williams, K. F.
 D. No. H Box 30. Philadelphia, Pa.=Nlrs. Chas. Boell, 2407 N.
 Garnet Street. ks
 Female Weakness. Willmantic, Conn.=Mrs Etta Donovan, Box 299.
 woodside, Idaho.=Mrs. Rachel Johnson. Rockland, Maine.=AIrs. Will Young, Col-
 umbia Avenue. Scottville, Mich=Mrs J G Johnson, REDS. Dayton, Ohio.=Mrs. F. R. Smith, 431 Elm St. Erie, Pa.=Mrs. J. P. Endlich, R. F. D. No. (. Beaver Falls, Pa. = Mrs. w. F. Boyd, 2109
 Seventh Avenue. Fairchance, Pa.=AIrs I. A. Durham, Box 152- Fort Hunter, Pa.=Mrs. Mary Jane Shatto. East Earl, Pa.=Mrs. Augustus Lyon, R.F.D.2- Vienna, w. Va.=Mrs. Emma Wheaton.
 Nervous Prostration. Oronogo, Mo.=Mrs. Mae Mcknight. Camden, N.J.=Mrs. Tllie Waters, 451 Liber-
 ty Street.
 Joseph, oregon.=Ars. Alice Huffman. Philadelphia, Pa. = Mrs. John Johnston, 210
 Segel Street. Christiana, Tenn.=NIrs. Mary Wood, R. F. D. No.3.
 Pecos, Texas.=Mrs. Ada Young Eggleston. Graniteville, Vt.=Mrs Chas. Barclay, RED. thousands of living witnesses of nUnta hln CompOI1nd tO o11ra fnma1a
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
Important to Mothers.

CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

Procrastination is the thief of many a good time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
THE REASON.

Weary-Gee! I wonder wot dat dorg bit me on the foot for? His Friend-I suppose it's cause he couldn't reach no higher.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12
PROOF POSITIVE.

q believe once had the pleasure of meeting your wife,
 'If you consider it pleasure, it was not she"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-11-12

These few of thousands living witnesses of the Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound female diseases Not these compensation form for the of their in this advertementb will that should refer to them because of the good they do other suffering to prove that Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound reliable honest medicine and that the statements made advertisements regarding the truth nothing