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The bee., 1909-06-17
A. IN HIS CHILDHOOD DAYS.
Probably Many Years since Bishop
Had Been 90 TendsrIy Cared For.


At an unusually large dinner-party,
where the guest Of honor was an Eng.
lish bishop, the butler, an elderly
man, was Obliged to bring in from a
friends house an inexperienced lad to
help him in the dinningroom. The
awkward helper annoyed the butler
beyond endurance with questions as to
his duties.
He continued interminably until the
butle=, worn out and nervous, said ir.
Ironically:
"All you will need to do is to stand
behind the bishops chair, and when
ever his lordship puts down his glass
you must reach over and wipe his
mouth with a napkin"
That silenced his assistant. But the
young man actually took the order
seriously, and as soon as dinner be.
gan he stationed himself behind the
bishop, waited till his lordship had
drunk and put down his glass, and
then, as deliberately as his nervous
ness would permit, he opened out a
large napkin and wiped the dignifed
old gentleman's mouth!.-Ladies' Home
Journal.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Men Past Fifty in Danger.

Men past middle life have found
comfort and relief in Foley's Kidney
Remedy, especially for enlarged
prostate gland, which is very COM
mon among elderly men. l.. E. Nor
ris, Dexter, KY, writes: up to a
yeas ago my father suffered from
kidney and bladder trouble and sew
eral physicians pronounced 1t en-
largement of the PROSTATE gland
and advised an operation. On &C
count of his age we were afraid he
could not stand it and recommended
Foley's Kidney Remedy, and the
first bottle relieved him, and after
taking the second bottle he was no
longer troubled with this COM
plant"
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17

g. r. Kluger, the Jeweler, 1860
Virginia Ave-, Indianapolis, Ind,
writes: II was 20 weak from kid
ney trouble that could hardly walk
hundred feet. Four bottles my
FOley's Kidney Remedy cleared
complexion, cured my backacke and
the Irregularities disappeared, and
/ can now attend to business every
day, and recommend Folev's KID
ney TO all sufferers, as It cured me
after the doctors and other reme-
dies had failed" Foley's Kidney
Remedy will cure any case of kid
nev or bladder disease that is not
beyond the reach of medicine.
Sold by ST. Bernard drug store A.,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
AThrilling Rescue.

How Bert r. Lean, Of Ghehy,
Wash, was saved from fflghtftil
death is a story to thrill the world.
"a hard cold" he writes, "br0tight
on desperate lung trouble that baf-
fled an expert doctor here. Then I
paid $40 TO $40 q visit visit to lung
specialist In Spokane who did not
help me. Then I went to California,
but without benefit. At last used
DR.. Kings New Discovery. which
completely cured me and now I am
as we'll rs exer." For Lung Trouble
Bonchitls, Coughs and Colds, Asth
ma, Group and Whooptng Cough =
is supreme. SOC and 81. Trial bottle
free.
Guaranteed by all leading drug
Rists.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Speciality Of Blind Physician.

There Is at least one physician In
New York who manages to DO excel
lent work and maintain himself well
without the use Of his eyes. He IA
totally blind.
He has chosen for his speciality dis
eases Of the chest. into which OF course
the best eyes in the world couldn't
see. One OF the chnpenTstions OF ma
tuTs has given him unusually acute
hearing. which il especially valuable
In his practice. His ears can nnd out
more about the lungs OF his patients
than those of most seeing men.
The bee., 1909-06-17
How to Avoid Pneumonia.

We have never heard of a single
instance Of a cold resulting in pneu-
monia or other lung trouble when
Foley's Honey and Tar has been
taken. It not only stops the cough
but heals and strengthens the lungs.
Ask for Foley's Honey and Tar and
substitute offered. DR., O.. j. Bishop
OF Agnew, Mich. writes: II have
used Foley's Honey and Tar in three
very severe cases of pneumonia
with good results in every case"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Chronic Constipation Cured.

One who suffers from chronic con-
stipation is in danger of many seri-
Gus ailmnets.. Orino Laxative Fruit
Syrup cures chronic constipation as
1t aids indigestion and stimulates
the liver and bowels, restoring the
natural action Of these organs.
Commence taking 1t today and you
will feel better at once. Orino Lax
alive Fruit Syrup does not nauseate
or grippe and is very pleasant to take.
Refuse substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated. drug department..
The bee., 1909-06-17

For indigestion and all stomach
troubles take FOley's OrInO Laxa-
tive as it stimulates the stomach
and liver and regulate the bowels
and will positively cure habltual
constipation. Foley's Orino Lax
alive cures sick headache and bill
BUSINESS and on account of Its mild
action and pleasant taste is espe-
cially recommended for women and
children.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
A Thousand dollar, worth Of Good

A. H. Thurnes, a well known coal
operator, of Buffalo, o., writes; II
have been afflicted with kidney and
bladder trouble for years, passing
gravel and stones with excruciating
pain. / got no relief from medicine
until / began taking Foley's kidney
cure, then the result was surprising.
A few doses started the brick dust
like fine stones and now / have no
pain across my kidneys and feel
like q new man. 1t has done me
81. 900 worth OF good"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee., 1909-06-17
Boys Essay on 'Possum.

There's this to say OF the pos
sum-" writes a Georgia youngstsr.
He amt no bear. cause he's always
GRIMM like he was in a good humor
with everybody. It's Just as II. when
you toll him you was goin' to kill
him, an cook him, an eat him for
dinner he looked on it as a good
joke-1ust took it for a laughln' mat
ter. / don't know whether he is just
good-natured, or was born grinnIn'!"
Atlanta Constitution.
The bee., 1909-06-17
FaIth, tiope and Charity.

Take three strong points in your re-.
ugion- to heart-the doctrinal rules do
not matter so much II you hold fast
to these-namely, faith, hope and char
ity. Whatever your failings and back
slidings, II you have faith and hope
that right will win and charity toward
other sinners, you will see your wa1
clear to better future.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Lsnd and Nautical MILF.

In Considering the speed of steam.
ship, It must be remembered that q
knot, or nautical mile, is a very diff.
ferent thing from ( land mile. A
mile Is $3.50 feet. whilS a knot Is
$3.50 feet and a fraction. Therefore,
when a vessel makes 1905 knots an
hour, she passes over very nearly n
land miles.
The bee., 1909-06-17
The naScaIa na1dI[1E[eF.

There was once a man arrested
suspicion OF a generally frandu
life. On him was found q map OF a
land, and certain Of the towns "
marked with the initials T. w. X. 4
detectives who traced his career OF
ception from town to town took QuI
a long time to discover that those Il
tiers were a personal warning, az
stood for TOO Well Known"
The bee., 1909-06-17
Temperature.

The typhoid fever patient was look
ing very Inuch Disguised with the
world when the doctor arrived to pay
his regular morning visit. He was
convalescent. but didn't feel that waS.
We'll" said the doctor cheerily.
pulling on his gloves. how is be to-
day2"
"oh. he's getting along finely" said
the patients wife. He Is all right
nov except his temperature"
"Huhi" Grunted tho patient bitter
". "Hell's all right toe, sxeeDe the
lsmperaturs."
The bee., 1909-06-17

Those attractive women who are
lOvelysin face, form and temper are
the envy of many who might be like
them, A weak, sickly woman VIII
be nervous and irritable. Constipa-
ton or Kidney poison show in pim-
pies, blOtches skin eruptiOns and a
wretched complexion. For all such,
Electric Bltors work wonders. They
regulate Stomach, Liver and Kid
neys, purify the blood give strong
nerves, bright eyes, pure breath,
smoth, velvety skin, lovely com!
plexiOn. Many charming women
owe their health and beauty to
them.
Only soc. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-06-17

Not always Is the parcels post IN
England a thing Of delight. Hunters
who shoot woodcock and quail and
fishermen who have a successful day
send the trophies OF their sport to
friends at remote points on the little
island called Great Britain by parcels
post In the holiday season, when
there is the vast mass before 1t can
be delivered, and there is rush of
garbage men and garbage wagons to
clean II out.-New York Press.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Trouble Makers ousted.

When q sufferer from stomach
trouble takes DR.. Kings New Life
Pills he's mighty glad to see his
Dyspepsia and INDIGESTION fly, but
more he's tickled over his new, fine
appetite, strong nerves healthy Wig
or, all become stomach, liver and
kidneys now work right.
25c at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-06-17
AYital Point.

The most delicate part Of baby
is its bowels. Every ailment that 1t
suffers with attacks the bowels also
endangering in most cases the life Of
the infant. McGee's Baby Elixir
cures diarrhoea, dysentery and all
arrangements of the stomach or
bowels.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Special Announcement Regarding the
National Pure Food and
Drug Law

We are pleased to announce that
F0ley's Honey and Tar for coughs
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug Law as it cOntaies no opiates
or other harmful drugs, and we rec
ommend it as 3 safe remedy for
children and adults.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee., 1909-06-17

The public would be well advised "a
abandon the fallacious notion that tho
Wilderness Of bread Is a mark OF Ia
quality. The destruction Of the nat
ural color Of -four by bleaching agents
synchronizes with the destruction OF
its attractive flavor. Such tamperina
with the stan OF life" should be mad,
iilogal-London Lancet.
The bee., 1909-06-17

The city beautiful movement should
appeal to every householder in this
community. A very little work and
very little expense on the part OF each
citizen would work wonders N the i'm
provement OF the city and everybody
would share the dement's. Birmingham
News.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Could not be Better

Ne one has over made a salve.
ointment, lotion or balm to compare
With Bucklen's Arnica Salve. It's
the one perfect healer of Cuts,
Coftle, Burns, Bruises, Scalds, B0Ils,
Ulcers. Eczema, Salt Rheum. Fol-
Sore Eyes, Cold Sores, Chapped
Hands It's supreme. Infallibe for
Piles.
25c. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-06-17

Colds that hang on the weaken
the constitution and develop into
consumption. FOley's Honey and
Tar cures persistent coughs that re-
fuse to yield to other treatment. Do
not experiment. with untried reme-
dies as delay may result in your cold
settling on your lungs.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store;
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
You Never Can Tell

Just exactly the cause OF your rheu
matim, but you know you have |
Dou know that Billiards. Snow Lin
ment will cure it2-relieves the pie
reduces the swelling and Timber
the Joints and muscles so that yot
will be as active and well IS yot
ever were. Price 35c, SOC and Sic
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
State Of Ohio, City of Toledo, a.
Iucas County, -

State Of Ohio, City OF Toledo, a.
Lucas County,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm Of r. ]. Cheney Co., doing
businass in the city Of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum OF
One Hundred Dollars for each and every case Of
catarrh that cannot be oered by the use Of Halls
Catarrh Cure. FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. d. 1906.
go A. w. GLEASON,
NoEAL'l Notary Public.
Hairs catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surface Of
the system, Send for testimonials free.
+. ], Cheney Co., Toledo, o.
Sold BY all Druggists, 7sc.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Poor Mnk

Is often thought TO be responsible
for an infants loss in weight or
general poor health. The cause us
ually IS that the child has worms.
They get the nourishment In the
food aud the baby starves, actually
starves. Whites Cream Vermifuge
expels the worms and, nourishes the
child, sure and safe. Price % cents.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Stole,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
AneI.nt ArtInelal EYes.

Artificial eyes were first made use Of
BY the Egyptians; they were OF gold
and silver and subsequently OF cop
per and ivory. Hundreds OF years
later. in the sixteenth century. when
they we're made In Europe. porcelain
Was the substance used. and the ma
ker usually stamped his address on
the white OF the eye.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Thn bic Head

ia Of two kinds-concelt aud the |
head that comes from . sick hea
ache. Does your head ever feel lib
gourd and your brain feel loos
aud sore? You can cure IL In p
time by acting by on your liver wit
Billiards. Herbine. Isn't it wprt
trying for the absolute and certa
relief you'll get?
Sold by st. Bernard Drug :
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Vegetables Neglected.

Broccoli and cauliHowers came from
Cyprus in the seventeenth century,
and the potato. brought to England by
Sir Walter Raleigh about 1884, was
not in general use until 1863. when the
royal society directed attention to It
and recommended its cultivation.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Younoes, vlee.preslden..

John c. Breckenridge was the young
est vice-president the country ever
had. He was elected on the ticket
with Buchanan when he was SO. He
had been elected a member of con-
gress at S0.-Sunday Magazine.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Do Not spIIt n with an Az.

To split an infinitive is not a mortal
ofense, but the Columbia State split
one in a two column headline in 49,
point type. No one is justified in
torpedoing an nfnitive.-Charlesto
News and Courier.
The bee., 1909-06-17
A Kansas Blizzard.

A favorite story in western Kansa
years ago related how steadily ths
wind blew; a farmer said that the
wind blew sheaf of oats against BIS
barn door, and kept 1t there three
days.-Atchison Globe.
The bee., 1909-06-17

5aId-Headed and Ugly Men Exempt.
A notice has been issued by the
French army authorities stating that
In future bald-headed men win be con-
sidered unfit for military service, as
we'll as those who are SO ugly that
their ugliness may be a cause OF ter
ror to those who see them. Stutter-
ers will also be exempt.
The bee., 1909-06-17
sonobIrd. Used for Ennd.

A single dealer in Madrid sells an
nually 10000 larks. finches and other
small birds for food, and the total
number thus consumed is estimated at
a million in that city alone.
The bee., 1909-06-17

Heavy, impure blood makes a muddy, PimPly
complexion, headaches, nausea, Indigestion
Thin blood makes you weak pale, siekly. Bur
dock Blood Bitters makes the blood rich, red,
pure--restore perfect health.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Mere Humane.

A Wilkesbarre magistrate has de-
cided that COW has precedence over
an automobile and does not have to
wear a red lantern on her tail when
standing in the road o nights medi-
tatively chewing her cud. Human be-
ings apparently nust take their
chances
The bee., 1909-06-17

A dog went mad At the sight Of a
fashionable hat and bit the woman
who wore t. This Is going II rather
strong. but some way or other We
have a lot Of sympathy for that dog
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The bee., 1909-06-17
A Waste Of rIme.

Most men fool away so much valu-
able time trying to be like somebody
else that they have no chance to
amount to anything as themselves.
The bee., 1909-06-17

II had been raining steadily,
the four-yearold had resigned hiinse
to looking out the window. SUDDEN
out came the sun. WELL" exclalrne
he. there's the SUM- Isn't God
caution7"-The DelIneator.
The bee., 1909-06-17

For mild, easy action Of the bowels, single
dose Of Doans Reglets is enough. Treatment
cures habi,ual constipation. IS eenta box
AK your drggiis for them. 1.
The bee., 1909-06-17

ITS a good idee to lay up treas
ures in heaven. but at the same time
don't furgit the rainy-day possibility
on the earth"
The bee., 1909-06-17

''Dr Thomas Electric Oil is the best RENE
for that often fatal diserse-erouP. Has be
used with success in our family for eight years,
Mrs. L. Whiteacre, Buffalo, N. Y.
The bee., 1909-06-17

Time OF arrival OF trains passing
thr0ugh aud departure OF trains
originating at darlington.
Effective Sunday, May 4, 1909.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Gets What He Wants.

The man who would rather be rigt
than be president generally has h
preference gratified. - PHILADELPHIA
Record.
The bee., 1909-06-17

Stops itching instantly. Cures piles, eczema,
salt rheum letter, itch, hives herpes, seables-
Deans Ointment. Al any drag store.
The bee., 1909-06-17
New York's Consumption Of e

Eggs consumed in New York
last year required 1O,2Ss cars to hi
them, which means that the supp
was sufficient to give 30 dozen 1
each inhabitant.
The bee., 1909-06-17
Everybody KNOWN one.

EWCTYUUuy TNIIVWW VIINs
A man who has never had a cold
sas no idea how many good cures
there are in the world for 1t.
The bee., 1909-06-17
TnereIn nj 9Ie poever.

IHeTeIH 70 Ms FoWeFs
Man is but a reed. the weakest In
nature. but he is thinking reed
Pascal.
The bee., 1909-06-17
If Not One Thing II Is Another.

II Not One Thing II Is Another.
The ideal man does not exist; per-
hsps one who has fine liver has a
bunion, and in the most of us there is
a screw loose somewhere.
The bee., 1909-06-17

A needle factory in Redditch, Wor-
cestershire, England, makes 10000, 900
needles every week.
The bee., 1909-06-17

had dared to anticipate.
Employers aud stenographers
alike have welcomed IL as the one
machine that answers the multiple
ed need OF the hour.
The cry is for Speed Speed /!
Speed land the oliver responds.
The demand for Durability IS fill
ed by the sturdy, steel-ciad Oliver.
To call for writing machine
that will DO many things and do each
of them equally well. the Oliver
answers with its unexampled versa
tilIty.
Its visible writing saves the
etrain on eye and brain.
Its legIbility lends beauty to ITS
work. The letters that bear the Oh
liver imprint are the letters that seen
to speak.
Oliver No. fairly bristles with
BeW and exclusive time-and-savlng
textures. We have space to mention
only q few of the more importat ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
Balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
Lime Ruling Device is fine for
tabulAted work.
Double Release doubles conve-
nience.
Non Vibrating Base insures
stability. Yet with all OF those adj
ded improvements, we have still
further simplified the Oliver-by
fusing brains with metal.
Oliver No. s lisa dream come true.
the dream of Thomas Oliver crys-
eallized into this wonderful mech
anIsm Of shining steel that embod-
les very possible requirement OF a
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent Tor
Free Demonstration OF Olivor No. 3.
Or send for The Oliver Book-yours
for postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company.
The oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee., 1909-06-17
NORTH BOUND.
I. c. r. 2. TIME CARD.

Time of departure OF Illinois Ger
raj trains from Nortonville, Ky.
The bee., 1909-06-17
New Oliver No. S
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wonde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
It's reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded in enthusi-
-. ......Al.s ..r. -.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-08

"A delayed advertisement brings only ths
aftermath Of trade. It's the first call thas
espturss the procession Of customers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-08
MERCHANTS BANK
FIGHTS TAXATION
OF CAPITAL STOCK
Counsel Claims National Insti=
tutiOns Should Be Assessed the
Same as Trust Companies.

Adrian Riker, as counsel for the Mer-
chants National Bank, appeared before
the County Board of Taxation today
and made an argument in the taxation
of thirty-five shares of the capital
stock of that bank, amounting to ST.
3d. 70, which he holds. He claimed that
the national banks should be assessed
the same as trust companies.
AT the conclusion of the argument
the board requested Mr.. Riker to fur
nish it with a statement showing the
amount of non-taxable stock and bonds
which had been deducted from the
surplus and undivided profits of the
bank, and also to show how much of
his sum had been invested by the
bank by using the funds of the bank,
and how much by using the none .of
the depositors.
This same request has been made tc
all who have protested against then
assessment of bank stock.
Mr.. Riker agreed to furnish these fig
ures and If the board receives the in
formation it wants it will render a de-
cision next Monday. 1t was shown by
Mr.. Riker in the course of his argu-
ment that the non-taxable securities Of
the bank on May 20 last amounted t.
$1,210, 52S.11 n that the non-taxablt
securities exceeded the assets of the
bank by $S4, 555. 10. That the assess.
ment was in excess of the taxable
value of the shares was the point o.
the protest.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-08
WOODMEN TO HOLD BALL
FOR TUBERCULOSIS FUND.
Big Program Arranged for Char
ity Affair.

All is in readiness for the grand bal
Of the united camps Of Essex and West
Hudson counties of the Modern Wood
men of America, which will be held
at the Kruger Auditorium tomorrow
night to swell the fund for the tuber-
culosis sanatorium in Colorado.
State Lecturer Harry Adler, of this
city. is working hard to make the affair
a success, and the various committees
from the several camps have arranged
an attractive program thai will include
vaudeville and maneuver drills by
Newark City, Essex, North End, Nor
ristown and other camp cams.
The final card will be a ball, and
the grand march will be led by the re-
ception committee and the ladies of the
lamps.
Among the noted guests of the local
woodcraft will be National Lecturer e.
T. Burns. Director E. E. Murphy, of
Leavenworth, Kan, and other national
past officers of the order.
Those who will represent Newark
City Camp officially will include
Maurice B. Gluck, d. c. McAllister, G.
Neil Davies, George 7. Kohl, Thomas
J. Fell, George IT. Kohl. John B.
Mitchell, Alois Huber and George w.
Schellhardt, jr.
Those from Robin Hood Camp will
be w. H. Carrick, A. f. Saxer, Walter
Tolman. r. H.. Hammond, J. A. Wei
mar, II. Ellis. E. Williams and Drs.
Weiss. Federman and Murray.
Henry s.. Tolen, the pioneer member
Of the fraternity, will also be present
and will be accorded a reception by the
members, who consider him one of the
most energetic workers for the order in
the State.
State Lecturer Adler will also come
N for a share Of praise for the large
part he has taken in the laudable move
ment.
The officers of the general commit
tee are Edward F. Burns. president
George M. Mcdonald, vice-presidenti
Henry s. Tolen. secretary; John }
Saxer. jr, treasurer, and Harry A
Adler, chairman advertising.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-08
HIS WILD DASH AT FOUR
CORNERS COSTS HIM $40.
BENJAMIN Walling Disregarded
Traffic Ordinance.

Disregarding the traffic ordinance,
which prevents confusion at the -Four
Corners, Benjamin Mailing. a salesman,
81 years old, giving his home as Wood
bridge, came to grief today after an ex-
citing chase by Patrolman Fine, of the
First Precinct, the officer commanders
ing another auto and catching the
speeding Waliing at Hill and Halsey
streets.
+ Walling was going south on Broad
street, when the traffic on Market stree
was moving and that on Broad street
was still. Seeing an opening, and, II
spite OF the orders of Patrolman Fine
Walling dashed through and, 1t is said
refused to stop. The chase ended in ths
salesman's capture, after he had turned
up Hill street and reached the corner o.
Halsey. I
Walling pleaded ignorance in court
but Judge Hahn read him a severe rep.
rimand and imposed a fine of $40. Thu
fine was paid.