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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Bachelor Wisdom.

Courtship is lergely a matter of ex-
pense for the man and suspense for
the girl.
Love may Taught at locksmiths, but
it has a serious respect for the COM
binatiOn of the safe.
Every man has a right to his opin-
ion unless he is married.
When a man takes both hands of a
girl in his, the ring is as good as
bought.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
SUGAR as a Finishing Feed.-A herd

Sugar as Finishing Feed.-A herd
of Is Black Angus cattle which was
awarded first prize at the Chicago In
ternational Stock show, and which was
sold at SIT per hundred pounds live
weight, was fattened on ration which
included molasses. Besides pasture
feed, corn and oats, the owner fed
during the last month mixture OF oil
meal and oats, to which was added a
sprinkling of molasses. 1t was found
that the molasses added glossiness
to the hides and improved the appear
ance of the animals in every way.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Different in Wordsworth's Time.

Weary traveller, as he joins his fam
lily in the dining car next morning:
"It is mighty fortunate that Words
worth never rode in a Pullman He
never would have written that beauti-
full line: Our berth is but a sleep
and forgetting.''
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Absent ALI Around.

The absent-minded professor re-
turned home one evening, and, after
ringing his front doorbell for some
time to no effect, heard the maids
voice from the second-story window
"The professor is not in
'All right" quietly answered the
professor; "Ill call again. And he
hobbled down the stone steps.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
japanese cherries.-The Japane

Japanese Cherries.-The japanese
cultivate the cherry tree mainly for
it's blossom, and have parks and ave-
nues of these trees. When the bios
SONS are at the height of beauty
everybody goes to see the trees, and
the mikado gives a garden party to
japanese and European officials for
the enjoyment of the sight.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
A PATIENTS BAD Smell.

Doctor-Why, how is this, my dear
sir? You sent me a note stating that
you had been attacked with mumps,
and l find you suffering from rheum-
atism.
Patient-That's all right, doctor.
There wasn't a soul in the house that
knew how to spell rheumatism.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Real Life.

Hurry up, Jimmy, an shoot, or the
durn thing will crawl into your gun
an get away.
He-How is it you are always out
when | call.
She-Just luck!
81 want half a pound of tough
steak, please"
"What-tough?
Eyes, if it's tender father'll eat it
ALL"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

OF their attractive appearance, will
bring, as rule, an appreciably high
er price than another lot done in a
slovenly manner; this may frequently
be seen in the case of clipped hoggs.
There is also no loss of wool in the
former case; in the latter, too much
is frequently left on the ridges, and
this, of course, reduces the weight of
fleece.
The use of clipping machines in
stead of hand-sheG~s has made, as
yet, little Roadway in the north; but
more attention is being given to the
idea year by year. On some of the
larger farms, one or perhaps two
hand-driven machines are to be found;
none is power driven. If machines
come into general use it will be be-
cause of the difficulty of finding casual
clippers rather than for reasons of
economy. The farmers do not antici-
pate any great saving of expense by
the use of machines; they say that
one man with a machine driven by
lad or woman worker will not get
through more than the number which
two good men could clip-that is to
say, about sixty per day. When the
woman's wage is added to the cost
of cleaning, oiling, repairing and de-
probation of the machine and is set
against the out-of-pocket expenses in
Cured under existing circumstances
by big farmer, there can be little
saving by the new method. For it is
to be remembered, as stated previous
ly, that most of the clipping is al
ready done by permanent servants,
whose wages have to be paid anyhow.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

way. L doctored
until / was dis
couraged, an d
thought / should
never get well. L
read a testimonial
about Lydia E.
Pinkham'S Vegeta-
BILE Compound, and
thought l would
try it. After TAX
ing three bottles /
was cured, and
never felt so well
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
New BooY Man.

"Its getting dark Willie" called
out his mother. Come in, dear"
But the little boy paid no attention
to her.
"You William Jennin's Brayn Simp-
son!" she shrilled; come right into
the house this minute, or Senator
Aldrich'll get you!"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Relieving Choking Cow.-One who
has successfully tried it says that a
choked COW may be relieved by tying
a stick in her mouth to hold it open for
a while. Her effort to dislodge it will
start the obstruction in the throat.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

found adulterated or misbranded. The
department publishes the results OF
the firms that sold the seed 1t is
claimed that since this work began
the trade in adulterated seeds has
greatly fallen off.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Alfalfa Seed.-Alfalfa seeds resem-
BILE those of red clover in size, but diff
fer in not being so uniform in shape.
The color should be light olive green
or greenish yellow. Darkened, discol-
ored and shriveled seed should be dis
carded. as it's terminating power is
low. Plump, well-matured seed pro-
duce more plants and stronger plants
than do the small and immature.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Alfalfa Adulterations.-The most
common authorizations of alfalfa seed
are burr clover, yellow, trefoil and
sweet clover Grab grass, rib grass
and green and yellow foxtail are also
found.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Is 1t Possible :?

'Well, I never!"
I'm in hurry, old man."
But what are you doing with this
chunk of turf?"
My wife wanted me to match
some lawn"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
The Jealous MOSQUITO.

Ere many days have vanished, we
Will hear the gay mosquito call,
I'm buster than the busiest bee,
And yet 1 get no praise at ALL"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

cam using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say would not have been with
out it so long, had 1 known the relief it
would give my aching feet. think 1T a
rare good thing for anyone having sore
or tired feet-Mrs. Matilda Holtwert,
Providence, r. l." Sold by all Druggists,
25c. Ask to-day.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Try Murine Eve Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
Law. Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
ForeknoWIedce,

"I shouldn't have cared for being
called a sucker if it hadn't been thSa
my wife was present"
''Well, l guess she knew it quite as
well as you and l."
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Adulterated Seeds.-Good work IN
detecting adulterated seeds is being
carried in by the department. OF agrl-
culture. OF 1.471 samples of seeds
taken last year, 102 samples were
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Keeping Lent.

Harduppe-Er, what was the de-
nomination of that bill you loaned
me?
Cutting-Episcopalian, I think-it
keeps Lent so well.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Headache, have you? When I
have headache I go right home and
kiss my wife and feel happy"
"Say-what's your address,"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
The Sweet Girl Graduate.

Knicker-Is she conversant with
history?
Bocker-Yes, her graduating thesis
is to be a combination of Directoire
and Middle Ages.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

A cold on the lungs doesn't usually
amount to much, but it invariably pre-
cedes pneumonia and consumption. Ham
Inns Wizard Oil applied to the chest at
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Many are willing to wear the chris
tian armor provided there is nothing
but a parade in sight.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

Many man wrecks his ship be-
cause he spends all the time in the
hold with his freight
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
UnaccountabIe.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces In
fsmmation allays pain, wind collie. Csc bottle
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
YOUR
BACKACHE
YIELD
To Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Rockland, Maine.-"I was troubled
for long time with pains in my back
and side. and was miserable in every
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

WE PAY 1Oc, I2c FOR COwHIDES
High price for wool. Sell sheep dip cheap.
N. w. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

There's a lot of difference between
believing thing and believing that
you believe it.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

It's difficult for a girl who is en-
gagged to realize how lucky-or I'M
lucky-she is.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

There are too many trying to prove
their love for the good news by tell
ing all the bad news.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

WE BUY CREAM GET OUR PRICE
Miller & Holmes, ST. Paul. Min.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
TIE
Exec optional
Equipment

of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
benefcially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
AS there is only one genuine Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA and as the gen.
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge OF the above facts enables
one to decline limitations or to return them
if, upon viewing the package, the full name
of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17
Wilma to TRY 1t,

WE BUY CREAM, BUTTER, EGGS.
samels Bros. Minneapolis, MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-06-17

when | got home this evening my
wife gave me a surprise?''
"How?"
"She didn't ask whether l had come
straight from the office"
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-06-08

the seal OF ee%nuineness to her mes
sage.
It was as Gods servant tina Frances
Willard became one OF the world 5
mlStreSSeS.
Religion and reform, so frequently
endangered by unlettered zeal. blind
hiSotrX~ n cheap charlatanTy, ever
need the service Of the highest tai
ents. most carefully cultivated. Miss
Willard welded the OF a
w~ell-furnished intellectual armory
And she herself was adorned with the
graceS Of thorough culture. Her win
sonneness was in itself q weapon. As
a multitude of young persons dwell on
her work and character. in amounted
Christian EnGeaYor praycr-meetingS,
t IS to De hoped that many of the
most talented OF them Will hear the
summons to serve their time and Their
Lore with the best powers they pos
sess or can develop.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-06-08

ras9es than the inspired writer ever
InfW, 1t can be proved that there g
is1Nvr in Jesus Christ which he i'm
T@rfs 70 those who trust in him. That
power. which is given to the .cOnfd-
ing, keeps men pure and strong, and
makes them victorious. 1t brings
the individual life and organized So
ciety into subjugation to the mind of
Christ. This IS the victory which
oNercometh the world, even our
faith"
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-06-08

A friend was nee talking with q
crazy woman when q stlneN man
passed by.
DO YOU see that an! she said,
with a cunning smile. on could
hlow his soul through q hum1ning
bird bin into a mosNuito'S eye. and
h mosquito wouldn't wink.-Cath-
olic News.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-06-08

There is no use in arguing with the
ineyitable: the only argument With an
east wind is to put on your oFercoaC-
&
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13

County OF klamath. %.
I, ]. w. Siemens. cashier OF tho
above named bank. do sOlemnly
swear that the above statement II
true to tho best OF my knowledge
aud belief. -
CORRECT-Attest;
GEO. r. BALDWIN,
" J. A. MADDOX.
Directo Q.
subscribed and sworn to bef0r .
me this asd day OF November. 1907.
~ p. L. FOUNTAIN.
Notaly Public.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
i,lliEf MENTION

Heavy ~oolen gloves. only 6Sc. al,
the Z Deal.
Some bargains In Pianos at virgii's
furniture store. ella
\ nobby line OF hand bags ut Stil,s
Dry Goods company.
Photographs on easy terms at Mal.
icr's. corner Sixth and Main streets.
Plenty Of tissue paper. stickcrs.
seals. etc. on hand. Star Drug Co.
Why not give u nice box Of Xmas
candy Ours Is fresh. Star Drug
Company.
Eggs from the ranches near the
city may be had a, all times at Good
richs Cash store.
Big reduction In all lines OF millin-
cry. coats and suits. at the stIlts Dry
Goods Company.
The { Deal will be open evenings
beginning Monday. December 18th.
until December ?tth.
Dig and complete stock Of ladies'
and mems shoes and rubber goods At
Goodrich's Cash Store.
DO you expect to marry during the
, holidays Tho best is-k. and lax.
gold wedding rings at Winters.
Have your automobile tires vul.
caniied at the Baldwin Motor and
Supply company. Phone s5i.
Comfortable apartments or single
rooms can now bc had nj the Oregon
House. with or without board.
II you want TO see the finest line
of ladies' and childrcn's underwear In
tho city. examine those ut the Stil's
Dry Goods Co.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
Guaranteed Public
Land Script

The c. II. Towers Co.. Miles City,
Mont. agents for tho Northern Pacific
Land Script will select for you any
vacant. non mineral government
land. Write them for particulars.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
AMEMORYOF THE WAR
An Old Soldiers Story Of the Bat.
lie NJ Yellow Tavern.
jEB sTUART's LAST FIGHT.

The Wounded Generals Heroic ersv.
cry In the Face Of pesth-cvstsrs
Oriiiisnt Charge - Seen by . Con.
Ssdsvsts cavsirymsn.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
allnlllfF's sALE
In tho Circuit Court of the state OF
Oregon for tho County Of klamath.

In the Circuit Court of tho state oi
Oregon for tho County Of klamath
American Bank and Trust CO.. q
corporation. w.. Mont u. Ha'chisou
aud sadie v. Hutchison. his wife, do
PENDANTS.
Suit IN Equity to forccloso = Mort
gage.
NOTICE Ii hereby given that b,
virtue of an execution and order o'
sale duly issued out of the above
named court and cause on the stth
dHy Of November. 1903. upon q do
cree made aud entered Tor record u
said court In said suit on the 27th
day of September. 1903. In favor ol
the above named plaintiff. directing
tho sale Of the promises herein do
scribcd 10 satisfy tho sum OF S3Io
and 0&V.sS interest on said sum
5000 costs and disbursements. and
tho further sum of e7b attorneys tces
making q total 0f e607.0S. with In.
tcrcst on said sum from the day ol
tho rendition Of said decree. and &C
cruing costs.
Now, therefore. In Wow OF said OK
ocution and In compliance with same
I have duly levied on said premise,
and will, on Friday, tho 2tth day o'
December, 1903, at 10 O'Clock ., IN
ON said day. ut the front door OF tht
county courthouse ut klamath Fails
Klamath County. Oregon. sell nj pun
tic auction to the Highest bidder foi
cash In nAnd all the right, title ane
interest OF tho above named defend
ants In and TO tho following describce
real property situated In klamatt
County, Oregon. tO-wtt:
Lot I block . In tho City OF kiam'
sth Fails, together with all tho tene'
meuts, hereditaments and appurte
nances thereunto belonging or In AM
wise appertaining. =. -, :.
The proceeds Of said sale Will b(
applied In satisfaction Of said exscu
ton, order ani decree. interest ant
costs, and all sccruing costs and over
plus, II any there be. 70 be paid vnt(
ssid court TO be further applieo q
BY Law directed.
Dated q klamath Falls. Oreoon
this Slth day OF November, 1919.
w. b. HARN@0s
sheriff Of klamath County. oeoUoo
il.St 1854
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
A Talented Houss Aoent.

Mrs. Homcsecker - You certainly
don't expect anybody to take this
house! Why. the HoorS all run down
hill. Agent "a smart manp-lt was
built In that way on purpose. mum. 70
keep peace In the family. Greatest
Invention OF the age. mum. Mn.
Keep peace In the fam.
ilyf What do you mean? Agent-It's
all right. mum: nothing like II. When.
ever your husband drops his collar
buttons they'll roll down TO that wall.
and hc'll always know where to dn6
'em. London Tit Bits.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
IsAAisBY's EXPRESS

II you want your stun moved and
moved quick. get Ramsby's Express
to do It. ofice ut Sixth and klamath.
Phone l:3.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13

Se0eVpss SsSs"y"s"
"The most brilliant charge ] ever
witnessed was made by Custer at the
battle Of Yellow Tavern" said nn old
Confederate cnvnlrymnn. ut wns
ncnr the beginning OF what historians
now call the Wilderness campaign.
II was with Jeb Stuart. General
Fitx Lees division. Wlckbnm's bri.
gndc and Phil Sheridnn's troops were
hanging on US like n pack of hungry
wolves. nipplDg us at every turn.
Eve left Hanover junction about !
o'clock one night and reached Yellow
Tavern before 10 O'Clock the next
morning. We hndn't more than halted
at the Tavern when np comes sheridan
and tries 90 drive US out. II was q
pretty tough struggle. hand 10 hand
light, and we fell back from the Tav.
crn. but held our position on the teic-
graph roso leading TO Richmond. !
wns with the battery on the extreme
left wing. and it was about 2 o'clock
In the afternoon when orders came for
the whole division. except the First
gininnr. 10 dismount.
ar Ala sccm GOOD. I can tell you.
.u.r .o many bourn In IN. saddle. 20
.,r.,ch M, an the ground and take
. .moL.-,h,, "a nil who had ANYTHING
m smoke. There was lust one pipefui
among that whole battery. and the
boy who owned II passed II down the
line. and each man took his turn pun
IN. n, n when II was gone we nj,
I.,,n On .,.cu,a,. an what devil,ry
sh.,,J,n wo,,d ~. n, ,o nc,, and
bow Jch s,u,r, wou,d head him on
I, WASH, iony bcfor, some fellow
.,...I ,or , a,,,r q, water
.you .now how I, \. when one man
~,.h.. ,or w,,cr Tho whole company
h.,,ns On swear they nrc diving of
,,,,., I,.t s,,,d.,. and I ,oos n
nnncn NJ c,n,ccns ami started over the
hin IN n .prlnv that bc had seen that
,narn,nc w,. an INV b,,Js and lnccs
o.. a.. .,r,,, ,,h., = h.,rJ saun.
J.rs. yrun, of surnrisc
..r,.rc on,v , s,.u, hpndr,,i ynn,is
49,. ... n consl,,er,hlc hodv of cav.
.,rv Sur. that :. was our right wing.
: wondcr,., ,o see them mounted and
:, ,.nI. Ina, the, ,hs =, "a OF an Of.
ac.r rang ont.
,C.yni,y, A,,.n,ion, Draw saberr
"Tbc entire line moved forward nj Q
.,,.s x,ir and ma tho osI,ccr wheeled
nj. horsc I saw hIs face. Nv God. II
was custer, Tho sltuatlon came to
S,nnacr. ana mo i've A 1ash We
threw dor,n tho can,ccns and started
h... % an. ha,,ery an n dead run.
.. .rro,r Cus,cr,s voice rang ont
.,,,n Thcn bc shouted. .Charrev
.Wnh villa cheers M, cavalry dash.
"A Forward IN n sweeping gallon. at.
taclinv our entire left wing at the
s.mc lime We saw our battery taken.
our line broken and our men running
like sheen. Saunders and I had but ono
thourh,-to io,n our fleeing company.
A. Wa reached the telegraph road
.hovc tho din Of the hattie 1 heard Jeb
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
Report Of the Condition OF
TIM FIRST TRUST AND SAVINGS
0ANk

at klamath Falls. In the State Of
Oregon. at the close OF business No
vembcr 10, 1903,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-13
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT

NOTICE Is hereby given that tho
undersigned rs administrator OF the
estate OF John ID. Hall, deceased. has
filed In the County Court Of klamath
County. Oregon. his Final Account .:
The administration OF said estate. ana
that the court has fixed Monday. the
s7th day OF December. 1909. at Ii
20 o'clock In the forenoon OF said day us
the time aud the County Courthouse
In klamath County. Oregon. rs the
place for the hearing OF objections. Il
any. to said account. and the settle
ment thereof.
Dated at klamath Falls. Oregon,
this ?6th day Of November. 1903.
l.. J. BAUMAN.
As Administrator OF the Estate OF
John b. Hal. Deceased.
ll-?6 l?-2t
The Virginia enterprise., 1909-07-16
WERE BOTH OF b 8 MIXED IL I: J BLOOD / % j
Points Of Resemblance Between Gna.
ilshman and Cowboy, 60! the ?
Latter Understood e.

"rhs countess do Pourtales was*e
New York Lorillard," said = New York
tobacconist. $50 on both sides. OF
course. she has blue blood. Yet she. 10
without false pride.
At = recent tobacco mems conven.
ton 3 director told mezof 4 remark
~ countess; made in, Biarfttz to N
arrogant Englidhman. : 5.,-..5i&}t ln.
,.This ifellew boasted Of his ancestry.
The countess said that sort .,of talk
wealdn't BE-: nnderstood: in the villa
vest. ;, She said ~ Englishman said
To- ! Texas cowboy once:
y" T>haX6 Tudor blood In my Veins
!! On the maternal side and through my
! fathers family I am q; Plantaganet.'
':ss9s that .so?' said the cowboy,
butshteningtrwith keen interest. my
blood's-a -leetle mixed, too, = NY grand.
father was Jersey tenderfoot and my
grandmother 4 Digger Indian squaw.
We're both halfbreeds, stranger.
Come and liquor up!'"-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER. =
The Virginia enterprise., 1909-07-16
Hose Turned on Them in Burning
New York Store browns Them
by the Dozen.

A fighting army of rats assailed the
men of Truck 20 last night in the
moldy shack of junkman down in
the dark of East One Hundred and
Eighteenth street, near First avenue,
the New York Sun says. The fire that
was there was little, but the rats were
large and many, and it was upon them
that the firemen turned the water.
When the truck company, with the
engine, pulled up before the door of
the dingy junk shop a murky red was
showing through the windows and
smoke was seeping through the cracks.
Battalion Chief Howe ordered his men
to break down the door, and with them
he ran in the lines of hose.
Hardly had he stepped inside when
the rotten boards of the floor broke
with his weight and he fell through.
There was sudden pin:point shrek
and something with shining dots for
eyes ran up the chiefs legs. The chief