New-York tribune., 1909-07-01
THE TALK or THE DAY.

A guest n an uptown hotel sent this note 70 the
clerk veste-das morning. send ne cool waiter
70 take nv breakfast order. II you have onlv fat
warm waters want nothing for breakfast but an
orange with very thick skin and two eggs with
tho shells on.
canre.-ed man se,f-comrlaceuty bur is rhe
only fault 7 have and RS small one , 49,,
Yes reP-.'d kEo8 to }I. Ike Tx raa4 }rs ,haI.c
Standard and Times
At An-ona Italv committee of citizens has
recn orrartze- TO raise funds with which 70 erect
"a monument 'a the memory ~ twenty-foNr Jews
who were burned ar the stake At Ancona I'm l56
The chtes movers In the scEem" are members OF
the Ga-i5aldi Society. which Is a Christian organ
izat.oa published report says the Jews ot ITALY
are giving the movement no financial support. thev
being as q class Indifferent 70 their people and
their religion
Forcirner-what was The total loss % life caused
Native Anleri-an-Nobody knows We keep add
ing 10 It every Fourth or July--Choago Tribune
Here's a real hot weather warn from Philadelphia
ror which The Record stands sponsor. VIII
an asrhalt naverlenr on real hot day Fry egg
was the question agltated by half dozen Phiia-
delphlans gathered az residence near 52d and
Vine streets one Of the men in the party offered
70 bet & 10 80 that the asphalt would make falr
substitute for the frying pan. The bet was taken
up. and an egg was quickly procured The expert
was a
AZ . spot on SD street where the sun had been
throwing its scorchluE rays for hours In three
minutes the albumlnous portion Of the egg had
saliddcd into a pure white. In I've minutes more
the yoke was done enough. according 70 the mem
bers OF the gathering who were not interested IN
the bet 20 pu- on the table
C4risgs-What do you think of this idea f com
ynuuiCarion with Mars by means Of nlrrnrs'
Friegs-No good for Mars, but n may bring
Venus flying our way.-Boston Transcript
There can be no doubt as to the beauty and ar
tistic value of Beraud's contribution TO the Salon
OF 1903 saws the writer Of Paris letter in Ber-
lin paper but there is no doubt also pct-
ure's having been badly named At the Bar might
better have been At the cafe for there IS nothing
10 suggest either the American the English bar
The table at which the two low hrowed men and
their woman companion are seated has nothing on
il except water siphon that could be found any
where except IN Paris The three glasses Of opa-
Iescent bsnthe are certainly French and is the
bench which extends around the apartment. Every
thing about the picture Is French except the title
and the excuse for the bar IS that I'm Paris they
have recently developed 4 fondness for English
terms. which they frequently misappy"
Satan u7 once sqss in PeaEsn he 5s o9z, Tqzn, as2
prosperity. Atlanta Constitution.
Discussion Of the income in the United States
has evidently Impressed two members OF the Phl!n-
pine Assembly with the belief that # IS a good
thing The Manila Times" of recent date. saws
The provisions Of bill introduced by Delegates
Sotto and Quezon are that all government en-
poves receiving salaries of 5000 pesos 81 5OM and
over shall pay an annual tax of per cent of the
amount and those who receive salaries Of more
than 5000 pesos shall pay extra I per cent for
every additional 1000 pesos. this tax becorl,
effective July J. 1903 1t shall be necessary ror
each employe subject to this tax to have a cerun-
cate that he has paid the amount due before he
can draw any salary and failure comply is pun
ishable by fine equal the tax. or in case Of in
sovencv. to subsidiary imprisonment and perpetual
disqualification from holding office. The money
10 be derived from the tax is to be used in
tho repair Of schooIhouses and payment of extra
teachers"
What's your trade, old pal?"
Don't call me old pail As to your question,
oh. / see on your vacation now. eh?''-
Clevelani Leader