The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-08-26


you ought TO save money for your
family" Yes. but" But whatf-
MY family won't let me.--cieseland
Leader.
Poetry Is the art OF putting words
together In such a way as 10 give
them their least possible commercial
yalue.-Puek.
Martha-Don't you think cookery
book Is fascinating readingf Maud
Yes. indeed Il contains 80 many stir
Irlng incidents.
She-How was your speech AZ the
club received the other mighty He
When I sat down they said Il was tina
best thing ! ever did.
Ashley-Do you have much variety
In your boarding housed Seymour
Well We have three different names
tor the meals--London World.
Nobody realizes the immensely Of
space Except the man who has 10
all daily half column with alleged
iumor. Louisville courisrJoarnaL
Tell me frankly. sir. what do you
think OF my daughters soieeY- Well.
madam. think she may have q bril-.
liant future In water color painting
Figaro.
Poll Clerk-Mary Gladys farley
votes ballot number two hundred and
-. ~. @. J.-Oh. salt a moment.
pleassl Give me that hack 1 SCAT
le a64 a postscript Puck.
you shouldn't treat SSz7 boy -
harahly; you'll break his spirit
Well. he'll probably set married some
time. and he might a. veil have Il
broken nowi~-stray Stories
Yea aid the YOUNG wife. proudly.
father always gives something sxpen.
siye when be makes presents so
discovered when be gave you as4y.
Feioinsd the young husband .--chicaxa
Daily News
Irato Diner 60 walter who persist
sniiy hosers about tho tablet What
on earth are you waiting Tor. manf
ion't want you walter-Exenss me.
DR.. bur ! am responsible for the at
ses.-Titnis
BiggA 'ii-why are the tugs on the
Wisconsin river ike the goods wha
saik up and down State street,
Mugs 'iz-And the answer lsf nixxa.
if--some toe out. and some too la
Wisconsin sphin5
What 4 your principal object. any.
low asked the slaltinx foreigner. In
Iuildlns that Panama eanaif WELL
answered the native. we have an idea
{ VIII limit tbs sizs Of future battle
hips. Chicago Tribune
Foreign travel Is very improving
aid the atudious girl Yea an.
ssrcd. Miss Cayenne. although yon
ant always tell where a person has
cen By the pictures on the post cards
. sends home.~-w Washington Star.
Tommy vent fishing the other day
'ithout his mothers permission. The
ext morning one Of his chums met
I'm and asked. ibid you catch any.
ling yesterday. Tommy Not AN
got home was the rather aad 70
,onss
''whati~ exclaimed Mrs FiatieIKh.
fou don't mean to tell me you pay
ri $40 a week for cookingY. -Oh.
," replied Mrs Urbanvlile We
ny pay her 81 a week for cooking.
he other IS IA FOR staying Chicago
ally News
Professor Of Sociology III this
arming increase in the divorce rate
ntinues. twenty years from nov the
stitution OF the home will no longer
isi In America. Practical Student
'w i that. profeaaor7 They an
lrry again. don't theyf- Puck.
"A high hnanclcr should be some.
Ink Of an economist. should he notr'
don't think So answered Mr.. Duu.
stax. The object Of the econ.
list Is to see what he can get along
n: that Of the high fnancier In to
what he can get away with
Ishington Star
\ boy once inquired why leaves Of
les were 80 called. since they ala
resemble leaves IN the least. Not
ring received a satisfactory answer.
thought for some time and then
q: 4 think J know nov: they're
led leaves because you can leave
n up or leave them down"
BE sure and keep inside the libel
a." said the city editor to the cub
orter The cubs FIRST obituary no
read AZ follows: The alleged
pse OF Mr.. John Smith. asserted By
nds to have lived at No. iis West
81 street. was said 10 have been
led at oreenhiil Cemetery ysster.
Leader.
look at mel" exclaimed the stout
d man Never a. days sickness
my lifei And all due to vimple
/ Why. gents. from the time
twenty to when reached forty
. lived regular life. None Of
. efeminate delicacies for mel
late hoursl Every day, summer
winter. went to bed at nine: cot.
Z I'VE; lived principally on cornsd
and corn bread. Worked hard
., worked hard. from eight to one:
dinner, plain dinner: then an