The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-21

lieve kidney diseases, had almost
phenomenal virtue In the treatment
of all forms of rheumatism.
No secret is made OF this formula
which is composed Of one-half ounce
fluid extract Buchu, one ounce COM
pound fluid Balmwort and two ounces
compound syrup Sarsaparilla, mixed
in bottle, and to be taken in tea
spoonful doses after each meal and
one at retiring.
A local druggist expressed the
opinion that every rheumatic and
kidney sufferer will be grateful fol
this item.
to give a needed stimulus to the whole
movement for legal reform.
The Record Herald, as its readers
know, was pioneer in the movement
and 1t has labored without ceasing in
behalf of comprehensive reform meas
ures. 1t is delighted naturally with
the splendid work that the president is
doing to bring about the much desired
results.
"a Butter is said to be headed for
the so cent pound mark.
kT VIII Taft swing clear out of the
circle when he lands in old Mexico7
IA A scientist asks II human beings
emit light. Some red headed women
do.
tT There is nothing OF the quibbler
about Taft. He's there with the back
bone.
hT Roosevelt has done about every
thing else-why not have him write
a play when he returns2
sT The reason the south pole can't
be discovered there are no Eskilnos
to bear the white mans burden.
Ey 1t is noteworthy fact that Taft
included in his itinerary the 'possum
land-just about the time they will be
ripe.
E& In New York some people appear
to have discovered a method of avoid
ing taxes--Ibut they find 1t difficult to
escape death.
EE AS near as it can be figured out
Peary believes Cooks stories of the
discovery of the north pole are greatly
exaggerated.
GE Texas is a big state, but 1t feels
rather uncomfortable trying to sup
port two democratic presidential booms
at the same time.
81 Down in Georgia it costs OILY
SCOTS to shoot a mother in law. II
you feel that you just must kill yours
Off better take her down there Il ~.
fF II the tail end Of that comet is
to hit North Dakota-Fargoans would
Just as soon that 1t would SMASH
things around Grand Forks as in this
locality.
"a The Martians are reported to be
greatly excited. Probably it is about
the finish OF their baseball season and
two teams in the biggest league are
tied for first place.
IsT One of the chief faults that Pure
Food Commissioner Ladd has-is that
he persists in his efforts to give food
eaters-rather than Gamers and pack.
ers-the best of II.
GE The women have had some re-
markable things in hats and dresses
during 1909. 1t doesn't seem possible
there can be any thing more freakish
in store for this fall.
Don't waste your money buying
piasters when you can get bottle of
Chamberlain's Liniment for twenty
five cents A piece of flannel dampen-
ed with this liniment is superior to
any plaster for lame ,ack. pains in the
side and chest, and much cheaper.
Sold by all dealers.
SAYS INSTRUCT FARMER
Should Have His Notes Come Due at
Any Time of Year Other Than
the Fall.
Osnabrook Independent: The Amer
lean Society OF Equity is, no doubt,
doing much to keep up the high price
of grain, but are they doing it in
way which proves the most effective?
We don't believe they are. The So
ciety is continually asking the farmer
to hold his grain" and not rush it to
market as soon as II is threshed. This
is all good and well. but, what is the
farmer going to do who has given