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Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
CAUSES 95 PER CENT
 OF DISEASES
Advice Concerning Stomach Troubles and How to
 Remedy Them

Do not neglect indigestion which leads to all sorts of ills and compli- cations. An eminent doctor once said that ninety-five per cent of all the ills of the human body have their origin in a disordered stomach.
 A physician who made a speciality of stomach troubles. particularly dyspep- sia, after years of study perfected the Tablets are made.
 Our experience with Rexall Dyspep- sia Tablets leads us to believe them to be the greatest remdy known for the relief of acute indigestion and chronic dyspepsia. Their ingredients are soothing and healing to the in famed membranes of the stomach. They are rich in pepsin, one of the greatest digestive aids known to medi- cine. The relief they afford is almost immediate. Their use with persistency and regularity for a short time brings about a cessation of the pains caused by stomach disorders.
 Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets will insure healthy appetite, aid digestion and promote nutrition. As evidence of our sincere faith in Rexall Dyspepsia Tab lets, we ask you to try them at our risk. If they do not give you entire satisfaction. we will return you the money you paid us for them, without question or formality. They come in three sizes price 25 cents 50 cents and $1.00. Remember you can obtain them only at our store,-The Rexall Store. The Owl Pharmacy, Andrew Miller, Mgr, Cor First Ave. and Adams St
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28

will be taken up by the department of the interior as soon as funds are available.
 A dam at the point indicated will not be nearly so expensive. or diff cult from an. engineering standpoint, as was the Laguna dam, above Yuma, and the Parker dam will divert water for the irrigation of 100000 acres in Arizona. The soil is equal to the best in the world, and the water supply will be constant.
 Surrounded, as it will be before many years, with an irrigated dis trict comprising more than 100000 acres, Parker is bound to become one of the important cities of the irri- gated west.
 And beyond Parker. on the Califor- mia side. is the coming city of Cal zona, to which also will be tributary a great irrigated section.
 The muddy Colorado is destined to create millions of wealth in agricul- ture and in town property.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
THE RETURNED TOURIST

They were very proud and naughty when they started on their trip. But they're now as meek and lowly as can be. They have met. the distant waiter who disdained a simple tip And have paid the Pullman porter's s lordly fee. They have asked for information at the station where the youth Wears a lofty look of misanthropic woe, They've been told to please step live Iy," and they're humbly bowed, in sooth, To any one who told them where to go. They have bribed the mighty steward who controls the ocean wave; They have faced the ticket seller at the show Who calmly took the tribute that his fancy chose to crave For seats back in the eighty seventh row. They have met the customs persons who compelled them all to strip For fear they sought to get in duty free. They were very proud and naughty when they started on their trip. But they're now as meek and lowly as can bel
 Washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.
 OF COLORADO HERE
S. T. Fitzgerald Visits Arizona on a
 Business Mission.

A prominent visitor in Phoenix yes terday was s. T. Fitzgerald, lieutenant governor of Colorado. He came to the city in the interests of a new insur- ance company of which he is vice. president. It is the purpose of this company to develop business in this territory.
 Yesterday morning MT. Fitzgerald called on Governor Sloan and left his card as the governor is now on the trip down the Mississippi with Presi- dent Taft.
 Travelling with MT. Fitzgerald is R. H. Matthews. business man of Dem yer, who is also interested in the in surance company. They are covering the principle cities of the territory and spent several days in Prescott. He will return to Denver in a few days, where for a while he will be acting governor in the absence of Governor Saffroth.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
Parker and the Colorado.

With the governments sale of town lots in Parker the life of that future city will begin officially.
 That Parker is destined to be one of the large cities of Arizona is a certainty. It is in the heart of an agricultural section the very existence of which was 'only hazily realized by the people of the territory prior to the completion of the Arizona & Cali fornia railway to the Colorado river. It is practically certain that within a year the government will install a pumping plant which will irrigate 20,- 900 acres. and undoubtedly the project of a diversion dam across the Colo rado, a short distance above Parker,
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES.

The little country clergyman had just read that very charming anec- dote now going the rounds of the press telling how MT. John w. Gates. the other day, on meeting the minister who had married him forty years ago. after greeting him warmly said to him:
 When you married me I only gave you a five-dollar fee. but I'll make up for it now" and drawing out his check book he drew and presented to the astonished clergyman a draft for a thousand dollars.
 The little country clergyman rub bed his eyes when he read this, and then he read it aloud to his wife.
 That is perfectly splendid" he said.
 Tt certainly is." replied the good lady. By the way, Henry. didn't you tell me that 1t was you who married Josephine Hickenlooper to Colonel Bullion of the Shingle Trust ?''
 Yes: it was thirty-five years ago. He paid me two dollars for tying the knot" returned the clergyman.
 Well. should say" said the good lady, that if these millionaires are going to made a habit of this thing it wouldn't be a bad idea for you to meet the colonel casually some day and remind him of it''
 Curious coincidence" said the little minister, but do you know. Marie, l was thinking that very same thing myself" ass
 Well, Henry dear. don't let any grass grow under your feet" said Maria. If I were you I'd go to New York today, while this anecdote is fresh in the public mind. and sort of get in touch with Colonel Bullion Who knows but that he has just read it himself and is thinking of you at this very momenti"
 Hence it was that the next morn- ing found the Reverend Henry finger ing about the portals of the massive office building in which Colonel Bull lion attended to business, and sure enought along about II o'clock the impressive figure of the colonel was to be seen making its way through the crowded highway.
 Why. Bill. how are you?" said the Reverend Henry. extending his hand. do ciitti tiIt tpi
 Morning" said the colonel, glover ing at him darkly. and trying to get by You don't seem to remember me. Bill" said the Reverend Henry. Don't you remember that I married you to Josephine"
 Remember you!" roared the colonel. Remember you? I'd give ten thou- sand dollars if I could forget you. You are my most persistent night mare. When I think of what I got for that two-dollar bill I gave you thirty-five years ago for tangling me up for the rest of my natural life you ought to thank your stars I don't jump on your ding-basted neck. Get out of here,"
 And the Reverend Henry went back to his flock.-Harper's Weekly.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28

Mrs. Pankhurst. the militant suf- fragette from England, had reason to be pleased with the results of her first lecture in New York. The meet ing broke up in a riot. Everything was going smoothly until somebody in the audience interrupted the speaker with the question: "Is not a well a starved suffragette behind the bars?" The idiocy of the question indicates that it was propounded by drunken man, but it broke up the meeting.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28

The visit of the czar of Russia to the king of Italy has revived the re- ports that Italy proposes to withdraw from the triple alliance and join the entente which already embraces Great Britain, Russia and France. When, twenty-five years ago, Bis mack induced Italy to join Germany and Austria in an alliance against all other powers, nearly all statesmen outside the three countries imme- diately concerned asserted that Italy had been handed a gold brick. As part of her bargain she built. at back breaking expense. a great navy for which she had no need, and no visible benefits to Italy. for she was in no danger of invasion from compact for so long a period has, however, served the purpose of Ger many During this period Germany has been able to frighten France from all projects of revenge. and mean while has developed such a military power of her own that Emperor Will liam may well conclude now that he can, with Austria's aid. defy all Eu- rope. and let Italy go hang.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
Caught

Gracie-Oh. MT Nocoyne. how love- ly of you to bring me these beautiful roses! How sweet they are. and how fresh, I do believe there is a little dew on them yet,
 Nocoyne-W-well. yes. there is, but I'll pay it tomorrow.-Punch.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
Natural History Phenomena

Teacher was telling her class little stories in natural history. and she asked if any one could tell her what a ground hog was. Up went little hand. waving frantically.
 Well. Carl. you may tell us what a ground hog is."
 Please, ma'am. it's sausage. - Everybody's Magazine.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28

The young men and women or Sweden are emigrating to the United States in such numbers that the movement has caused general alarm in that country. The Swedish news papers have joined to raise a fund to keep the young people at home. But any effort in that direction can have none but temporary effects. It is a bad thing for Sweden to be drained of her best blood, but her loss is Americas gain The Swede makes a splendid American citizen.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28
Paucitv of Ideas

Iris one of the saddest things about married life"
 What is?
 'The fact that the wife can't think of anything new for dinner. and the husband. while dissatisfied. can't sug- gest anything. g."-Kansas City Journal.
Arizona republican., 1909-10-28

It is settled that ten automobiles will race from Los Angeles to Phoe- nix for The Arizona Republican cup and the big cash prize that has been provided. It will be one of the great est races ever run. and will be the automobile event of the year.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24

The best, most pleasant, easiest and
safest pill is Rings Little Liver Pills.
Sold by C. w. Camp, West Side Drug
Store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
DECLARE
WAR ON OLD FYAN
Say That Unless They are Given
Relief from Fear of Epidemic
They Will do Something.

Two or three additional cases of
scarletina are reported from the ex-
tention of North Fourth street in the
vicinity of the Fyan place, and the
residents of that neighborhood are
getting up in arms. They threaten
to take the situation in hand them
selves and do something If the
county authorities do not give them
relief pretty soon.
1t is now charged that the dogs
and cats that infest the garbage
dumps around the Fyan place are
diseased and are infected with a rash
and sores. Several physicians who
have visited the spot declare that
these animals are carrying the germs
and it is believed that the sickness
among children in that neighbour
hood is partly attributable to that.
Already two children have died from
the mysterious trouble and other
parents are nearly distracted with
fear at what may befall their own
babes.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
PNEUMONIA IS
REDUCED 0NE-HALF
Professors at Harvard Medical School
Combat the Disease by Admins
tering White COrpuscles.

BOSTON, Nov. 22-Doctors Cleave-
land FLOYD and Williams P. Lucas Of
the Harvard Medical school have
made a discovery which they think
will reduce the mortality from pneu-
monia so per cent. They combat the
disease with the white corpuscles of
the blood, which make warfare upon
all germs which ravage the system.
Before beginning their warfare on
pneumonia Doctors Floyd and Lucas
made an extract of those fighting
white blood corpuscles. or, as thew
are known to the medical world.
leucOcytes.
"At the Massachusetts General
hospital we took forty-one cases of
pneumonia as they occurred, and not
selected cases." DR.. Lucas said. I'VE
treated them with the leucocytic eX-
tract. Out OF these forty-one cases
thirtysix recovered and only five
died. This gives mo rtality of 1872
per cent for the entire series of cases."
1t Is asserted that although the
white corpuscie extract thus far has
been applied only to pneumonia cases.
there is no apparent reason why it's
use should not be extended to prac-
tically all forms of disease in which
the presence of large numbers of
white corpuscIes In the blood will
serve as a fighting force. There are
scores OF such diseases. and many of
them are exceedingly deadly in their
effect.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24

Fechter for positions on the school
board. The election is to be early
in December. Three positions are to
be filed and there are four men, so
far. in nomination. Richard Winsor.
Jr., and b. F. Bivins are the others.
Further returns from the potato
fields which were undug prior to the
late freeze indicate that the damage
is more general than was at first be-
lieved. A Selah tract of four and a
half acres which the owner started
to dig on Saturday was abandoned
an hour or two later as not being
worth the effort.
A decree of divorce was granted
Saturday to Elizabeth Randolph from
George w. Randolph and she was
granted the right to take her former
name of Hawk. The couple were mar
ried at Colville, Stevens county in
July, 1906. At that time, the plain
tiff says, she had $4,000 and seven
children. Her husband abandoned
and failed to support her.
Bee men of Yakima county were
before the county comm ssioners Sat-
urday and asked for the appointment
of bee inspector, declaring that
there is danger of foul brood and
other diseases among the bees of
Yakima and asking that a qualified
person be chosen to watch the inter-
ests of the bee people. Action was
deferred until the Gee fanciers can
assemble and recommend a competent
inspector.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
MICHIGAN HAS
REAL RAIN MAKER
Farmer i'm Muskegon County Has
Complicated Mechanism Which He
Claims Works to Perfection.

That he can break any long continued
drought with ease, and that by means
of rain making machine he is able
to induce precipitation when the
sandy land of Muskegon county re-
cures it, is the statement of James H.
Anderson, a farmer of Eggleston
township, who claims that much Of
the heavy rains here during the last
month are due to experiments he has
conducted.
When one first nears the Anderson
farm a veritable forest of tall poles
are to be seen. At the end of each
o fthese a square of fine wire netting,
supported by copper and steel bars.
which are connected to a wire which
runs to the ground, is placed, and it
is from these squares that the current
is projected into the air, setting the
ether waves in motion
Anderson says the the problem Of
inducing rain under certain conditions
is simple and that when clouds carry
locality all that is necessary is to set
the ether waves into motion, rain fol-
lowing shortly afterwards. Anderson
is veteran of the civil war and says
that the rain following heavy cannon
aiding was what first set him to think
ing.
BY means of gigantic induction coils
and immense accumulators, Anderson
projects an electrical current into the
air. The secret Of his invention. how
ever, lies in the method of projecting
this current from the screen
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
Parker Bottom Condemnation.

The Yestings We're offered $4,000 by
the North Coast people just before
the trial began, it being the policy Of
the road to pay even more than the
actual value of property rather than
litigate. 1t is evident that the juries
of the county do not intend to see the
road held up as the jury in the case
of the North Coast VS.. Molsee, tried
Just before the Yosting case, only al
lowed Molsee SITS per acre for land
at Parker Bottom which he and his
witnesses claimed was worth $500 per
acre. The verdict in the Yosting
Molsee cases will set the pace for n
number of other cases that are pend
ing, wherein the North Coast railroad
believes exhorbitant prices are being
asked for it's right of way.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
She Keeps Him liueSSInr.


She has her moods, I must confess,
They keep me guessing all the
while,
And with cruel fickleness
She deals alternate frown and
The sweetest thing she's apt to say,
Her looks, l think, are more tnan
kind.
That's just the way she feels today
Tomorrow she may change her
mind.
Now she is distant, hard, and cold.
To speak, indeed, l hardly dare
For fear l may be overbold
She has very freezing stare.
1t doesn't do to get too gay;
Humility is best, | find.
That's just the way she feels today
Tomorrow she may change her
mind.
When she is pretty mean to me
Her disposition gives me hope,
And when she's gracious as can be
Then with the darkest doubts l cope.
Her will I'm willing to obey,
But what it is I've not OWNED.
That's just the way she feels today
Tomorrow she may change her
Chicago News.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
The Greatest Apple Nursery in
the West

Greatact in Dnrphar IF annla traao
vrown
cre.tes+ in o,oIitv ,na continued
excellence of stock
Creotest in ,bilit,, to handle ,.roast
commercial orders nc we'll &c email
cot indiv;dua, ordor.
THESE ETCTRES TELL THE TALE
1000 total annie nIont oil v.r,atio,
sa1 OOO treas
Total in ia Ieadino var;atiss 40 fol-
lows.
Jonatban oa7 ma
Roma Reauty 12A am
WAGNER 1oooo0
Snitzonhurg IN oOO
Newtown Pinnin oo4 ana
MoTntosh pad 3eo am
Wiresan o4e ooo
Arkansas Rlack "a OOo
winter Ranana AZ 0oo
rra,soonaont 7eooo
Enougb of tbesa IN yar;ot;os to
n,ant The antira Tiaton proiact of
,ho,t % ooo ooras on which tho gox-
,rn,,,ant &c snond;nr ohout two ona
ora-haIf ,,iIiion do,,ars For yotar
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24

he hearing of applications for ma
Names of the juror,
are as follows:
J. d. Medill, Yakima.
F. A. Williams, Toppenish.
F. B. Shardlow, Yakima.
Harry Coonse. Yakima.
I. Fl. Dills, Yakima.
e. T.. kelso. Yakima.
J. G. Sanger, Mabton.
James Henderson, Sunnyside.
Warren Eglin, Tampico.
A. J. Splawn. Yakima
Arnold Schuyler. Waitsburg.
Cyrus Langley, Prescott.
r. j. Berg. Walla Walla.
T. c. Elliott, Walla Walld.
r. b. Caswell, Walla Walla.
C. #. Richie. Prosser
Robert Lundsep. Roslyn
J. c. Goodwin, Thorp.
Mitchell Stevens. Ellensburg
Ernest Maddux, Ellensburg.
E. S. Coleman. Ellensburg.
George Steel, Ellensburg.
Henry Moulton, Connell
=. Bernd, sr., Pasco
o. Larson, Connell.
Andreie Swanson. Ethiopia.
Almon Baker. Goldendale.
Clarence Armstrong, Goldepdale.
A. f. Harden, Goldendale.
John Ostrich, RitsviIle
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
WOMEN FIGHT SOCIAL EVIL
White Ribbon Brigade Is to Take a
Stand for Civic Purity and See
it Through to Finish.

w. c. T. u. workers In North Yaki-
ma, and white ribboners in general.
are to take hand in the general
movement for a better Yakima and
will direct their energies toward an
elimination of the social evil. Their
first steps will take the form of petit
tons to the city council asking that
active steps be taken to rid the city of
all its undesirable element, men and
women, especially those who live by
| means which are not recognized as
legal.
Members of the Women's Christian
Temperance union say they do not
want promises, threats, bluffs or any
thing of that sort, but that they do
want definite action. They say that
bluffs and alleged police action and
all that sort of thing have long since
been played out. The thing they OBJ
ject to, they declare, is against the
ordinances of the city, against decency,
self respect, civic righteousness and
good government, and they want it
dealt with. AS an important element
in the citizenship they desire that
some attention be paid to their wishes
and allow it to be understood that
they will not be made to believe any
thing that IL not SO.
They have waited, they say, month
after month, have heard that action
was to be taken or had been taken
and that the city was free oil all unde-
srables. Just how much credence
was to be placed in all these reports
they say. they have also known. The
time has now come when better state
of affairs must exist. Now is the
time to move to that end and they are
asking that such a move be made.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24
MUCH ORCHARD IN THE MOXEE
Smith-Kling Company to Plant $50
Acres Purchased by 1t From the
Rose Land Company.

Record of the transfer of $50 acres
of land in the Mckee by the Rose
hand company to the Smith, Killing
Land company for $4,000 was filed
with the county auditor Monday This
transfer was made some time ago but
the record has just been completed
Milton Smith, of the purchasing COM
pany, who was in North Yakima Mon
day, stated to The Herald that he has
already sold $4,000 worth of the
property. A contract has been made
with a nursery for trees for 20 acres
which will be planted as soon as the
land can be worked, and it is posi-
BILE that the remaining $50 acres will
be so planted. Winter apples with
pear filters will be planted and under
the agreement made by the company
will be taken care of for period by
the selling company.
Mr.. Smith and the Tacoma manager
of his company We're in North Yaki-
ma Monday and took an automobile
ride into the Mckee. They looked at
some land which now lies above irri-
eating water but which will probably
be taken over by them and placed on
lhc hiui net III uA'iSlPdlioH VI d iiiSIi
line ditch col struction, the immediate
future to be taken care of by water
from artesian wells.
The land transferred by the Rose
Land company to the Smith Killing
company is described as follows: The
southeast quarter of section 9-12-2O;
the southwest quarter of the south
west quarter and the south half of
the southeast quarter of section
10-1220; and the north half of the
northeast quarter of section 15-12-2O.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1909-11-24

If you want the best remedy for
your cold insist upon Bees Laxative
Cough Syrup. Through its laxative
principle it gently moves the bowels
and in that way drives the cold from
the system. Sold by G. w. Camp,
West Side Drug Store.