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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-09-09
La Nlnia en- campana

Casiinirc4 fno+, d, colorcs propi
os para IN c,taciou ac,.ba dc rccibir
cI conoci,lo cslai,lcrlmiento de. Sr.
Pedro t;arcla. I'm camiscta9 V ropa
interior q surlido Is inncjorable y
sombrcros, panuclos, ligas. camisas
y otrr artieulos para caballcro, Sc
encurntran sicinprc en- Ia 'Ninfa q
prccios dc acasl6n Trajcs dc Iani.
ius dc roIorr,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-09-09
iiEspa6oIes ' alnericanos!!

Espaholes y Americanos,
Puerto-riquenos y Cubanos,
Franceses y Alemanes,
Turcos y Chinos,
Japonescs y Tsgalos,
TODOS, pero todos convlenen en-
QUE
No hay mas que Tabonucol para
lie catarro!
Tabonucol para Ia TISIS, asna,
ronqucra, tos. s.....
Vendcn al por mayor
SAN JUAN:-Sres J. NJ. Blanco y
Co,
Don F. Guillermety.
PONCE d. T. Moscoso, Sres
f. Ruiz dc Porras.
Al detail las principales farmacias
del mundo.
Precio:-75 centavos.
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Anuncie vd. con cIaHddd
y eIegancia.

FL annncio artistco bonito 10 lee todo el mundo
Anuncio orlados Gch6s especalmente prepaados para
Zanzibar peri6dicametc partc del tcxt para balances dc
bacos lstas comereialcs, modelos para ocnas ayunt
menos. alcaldias jnzeados etc Avise ustcd LA CO
fRESPONDENClA tendra mas ampos informes.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-09-09
BaelIa & Lopez de Vic toria

Comerciantes comisionistas, Cruz 6,
(altos). p q Box 1896. San Juan,
uerto Rico Consigns clones, comi.
stones y representations Compra V
venta de productos de todas proccden-
cias.
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L|NEA FERREA DEL 0SETE.

Itinerario de trenes y yapores que
empezara regir destle el 10 de Sep
tiembre de 1909
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Feleros de Ia linea "Benner"

Feleros de Ia ineo "Benner"
Henry S Smith debc haber salido de
New Yorkpara esta el corrlcntc
Consig: Ezquiaga
Goleta americana Emma s Lord sal
dr6 de N York. para San Juan liuma-
Gao ell IA Corriente
Cousig: s Ezuuiapa
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LINEA DE BENNER.

PUERTOS DEL GOLFO CUBA PUERTORICO
SANTO-DOMINGO
La buena doieta EMMA s. LORD" saldrA ell II de Sep
tiembrp 1909 Para San Juan iumacas.
Nuesros bnque saen las fechas anunciadas, permi.
tiendOO el tempo sno sc cargan antes
Supicamos los eomeIeanies hsgan psdides prom
tud traanoe de Totes grandes cantdades los embarcs
dores deheran ecbr nrueones por cable ancipadanene
para conseguir III cahiia neeesara el barco.
Se reeomeBdan o embaques por eSta inea por la
mia de hees Bt TRAT0 de la earya que ranspOrtan
barcos.
Sres Sobrinos de Ezouiaga
ACESIE.s >AS JEAs
N A Benner & Co
- WATER STREET. NEw
San Juan Marc 5, de 1909.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-09-09

Vapor americana Martin Saenz el Is
del corriene saldra de Barcelona para
esta.
Consig: S. lzquierdo.
Napor; americana Caracas rccalara
procedente de New York cl Ii actual
Consignatarios Vilar Ca
Napor americana S. Y. Luckcmbak
sa'dra de New York para esta ell ii CO.
rrlente
Consig. Insular Line !
Napor americana Philadelphia saldr6
para n York el Is corricnte
Consignatarios; Villar Y c.
Vapnr Cubano Julia procedente de
Habana escala recalara el Is corrente
Consignatarios Villar Ca
Vapor Cubano Julia recalara el KS
actual procedente de Iabana escalps
Consignatarios: Villar Ca.
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salida dc Ia Capital y Bayamon simultinsaments
Dias fesi1es.

VIA ,JES EXTRAORDINARIOS.
7.la 9.l5 1890
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I'm esta IiAprcnta Sc veDde
papel d. pcridelico viejo a 81
|quintal
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-09-09
COEN![ERCI AL
ENTRADAs DEL EXTERIOR

ENTRADAS DEL EXTERIOR
Aver tomo puerto procedente de n,
York la Goleta americana Republic a
Sobrino de Ezquiaga con carga
Vapor americana Carolina dc N York
con carga
Goleta inglesa Scldie Belle dc Lunen
Der con salazon
DE LA ISLA
Costero Mayaguezaua
DESPACHADOS
PARA Ell EXTERIOR
Goleta americana T w Aver para
Novila en- lastre
PARA LA ISLA
Costoros May Flower Dos Hermanos
y Caprlcho
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09

| crs who although They undoubtedly
saved Scoulle's lite. were the head vt
The mob that started tO get the man
away from Scovlio. and only ceased
when they realized that If ScoHllr
were killed IT would Dc an day with
them. They were bright enough to sec
/ lie Imprisonment ahead In case ui
I hloodshpd
Attorney kinpoy. anJ-hia assistants
spent the whole night ut Waipahu cN.
lamining the men under arrest.
The mob gradually broke mp during
the night. and distributed itself about
the town. whore meetings o. argu.
mcnts were being hcli tIll well toward
morning.
AZ the camp whore the wpri,mon re-.
turned were police ready for action.
aud II necessary there viii be q police.
man to every man.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
As Reported In Japan.

The following article appears In the
ieibe Shimbun, newspaper Of Hiro.
Shima, japan, Issue of May 20; THE
Strike Question In Hawaii" Accord
ing to the report made to the govern.
ment by ConsulGencral uycno. sta
toned at Hawaii, though the Japanese
laborers have struck upon the demand
Of higher wages, the trouble was
brought about through the instigatlons
of certain irrcspona ible parties who
want to take the advantage of laboring
men for their own selfish gain. The
report snys That the laborcrs are peace.
ful aud there socmr no danger of the
resOrting to violence. and she employ.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
STRIKE
Continued from Pace u

Continued from Pace u
mon and the prisoner aud gradually
rushed them into house which was
The headquarters of the High Wage
Association, Here Scovillc and Mills
withslood the scigc, scoville with one
Nrong hand constantly ON his pris.
onor.
The situation was very serious the
mob constantly making threats against
the life Of Scoyillc and trying to take
his man.
Strike Leaders Defend.
Finally 1t got 50 bad that the lead
crs Of the strike At Waipahu got into
The house and assisted Scovillp In hold.
ing it. They saw all too plainly that
Scovillc would be killed II something
was not done to check the crowd
Tainted BY Japanese.
Although ScOvillc and Wills were
armed they simply stood pat. ono In
furiated japanese went up to Scovillc
and bearing his chest said shoot.
Shoot me spose you like. no fraid.
Shoot. You kill me. Plenty more
men"
This was n fair sample Of the rage
nto which the crowd had worked II.
self and II took very cool head t.
handle the situation. Scovile neither
hot nor made any threats. lie mere.
y held onto his man and refused to
dive him up
Police to Rescue.
Meanwhile the plantation authorities
we're informed and hurry call was
sent to town for police. This news
reached Mr. Mead, head Of the Labor
Bureau and he, with Arthur McDunicc
md an auto load of police headed In
rush for the plantation. High Shcr.
III Henry also went to the scene OI
action with II good sized force aud
when the general assembly was round
ID mp there some thirty policemen on
| 1and.
when the High Sheriff arrived the
strikers Immediately gave way before
he show of authority and Scuyillo
urned his man over 10 the police. The
High Sheriff al2o arrested the leaders
If the strike who were in the house.
Examining Strikers.
Attorney w. A. Kinney with Inter
1retcr Doyle was also In the crowd
hat went down and ms soon as the ar
'ests We're made he with Mr.. Mead
md Doyle Immediately began n thor
ough examination OF the men arrested
The strikers arrested were n cocky
lot and In talking points of law CAV,
Mr.. Kinney very sharp responses a,
20 what would satisfy them on the sub
lect Of American justice.
Maxine skips Out.
During the fight about the house II
which ScOvilc was besieged Maxine
arrived. He Immediately saw the sit
nation and did his utmost to quell IN,
strikers but he had no influence. an,
he crowd was ready to bowl him over
He had Just come from Aica, wher,
he had so aroused tho strikers who
had planned to return to work tha
two hundred or more of them started
IN, a march to town. But Maxine mad,
no Roadway with the men who hav,
for the many weeks been fed on tn,
Agitation literature and violent Ian
guage of which this physical attacl
was an expression and direct result.
When the officers arrived Maxine
5cooted away as he would have beer
arrested with the others of the lead
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09

,gs are also aware Of t1H e.. cum
stances thIt lc to .Hg sUiSa. The HU
ployers' sympathy Is not, therefore
lost 800 rd". and hey are 'rcI.und tu al
Just the varr.-talp ru some extent
However the employers insist upon
the laborcrs scyyriug their cDuasc.Hur
with the upita,Uls.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09

"For over 30 years have always kept
Ayers Cherry Pectoral in the house. Ny
father often told me tina! it saved my life
when | was very young"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
supply Plentiful.

Supply Plentiful.
When asked about the food supply
the registrar Of groceries prumptlS
said that there was enough on hand Il
last them Tor about six mouths.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
Agitation at Aiea.

Conditions at Aica assumed threat
ching appearance yesterday afternoon
md evening. but nothing came Of Il
so far as known.
Eighty men have returned to one oi
the Honolulu plantation camps and
they are under careful guard. They
will be protected.
a large number of others held a
meeting outside the plantation grounds
yesterday and the tendency OF the
crowd was to return to work Maxine
and his people got wind Of the tide OF
events, however. iand after feeding tho
men with violent phrases and stirring
them 10 pitch Of strike enthusiasm
some two hundred marched back into
town.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
Framing? See Gurrey about it


arc HD.W. 1867 I.. number" W'H. ...
800 s..t." whu u"IEw GOOD. mH.as
aut about 500 fn .u|N. '..u N..NUHH
this afternoon wiI bring .U. .u..#
up To- 5000 'u five FOO town. Do q. u.".m.
90 'h'' '.''' '"' ..'l"''s h''" '.. "..'
given quarters mere n town "0.....
IUl'EthN VIII ID" '''..i ". ...
lnI the hi-h."'.. asn.''.'.n
Mskino's Regrets.
Boss" Mgh.uU said ibs morning
that Dee is pleased with fHr uu.IH..
uI the strike. IIy believes Boz wu
keep it up for 20 considerable, length
of time. probably one lcIr." When
zee nrhIs forenoon Doe expressed hi.
roget 90 the action of tIn strikers
who showed mrh o.. respect for gh.
ave Oh '"' .3'"'
know 'hal as long as 'H"
strike 10 carried "n p.1rnH1.H there
VIII %" o." lod".r. said MaAino.
A. long a. the rli..rI# respect the
lave Of 'He land in which they live
ana demand that .he planters give
MON hiEh'r wages, they ar" "H
right have "i"dNa told them i0
sIihc praceabIF and FOO respect the
laws oi Hawaii am for high""
wages 's Ionus a. ] 1--we.
tn" planters should not shn"
ANY sign oi violence against the
"'Il"'fs. lh'} should handle 'h"m
properly. or else ih'ro VIII hr iT"u-
pl'. hrIl'Hr ] nave don" my dulH
~ ADVISING the strikers 10 always
I''ap''N 'h' HIVE OF IlaNalls nave
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09

with the upita,Oss.'
More Come TO Town.
About 2j0 Japnurs~ srikraa wbu
have been living m thn u"IgtjmlIauI
.ol the plantation premises 20 Ainr AGO
in town. They arrived tn.u morning
ON the train. bringing their rcd blank.
cts, which contained llg'i uuu un.y.
able articles. From m" railroad lrHD'
they marched to the Ofrus of the
high wage association ON NaIu lane.
where they registered AM receive
their certificates of arrival an assign
mcnt They claim that thcv rcri Aia
bucauso they were angry ~ the spec.
i1l Of the Hawaii Shupu rlIrh stated
that the Aioa strikers hl gulurucI %
work
"Thc Hawaii sbinpo special. which
stated that we returned iu work yua.
tcrday, was erroneous" sud one az
the committeeman Dr the strikers. who
arrived this morning THAT special
made Us angry aud We decided 10 quit
the premises, Ia prove to the riaut.rs
who believe aud rely upon the report
of Sheba and the Hawaii Suupo. that
We mean business" continued be-.
III the japanese newspaper will
stick together and work for thr bona
III Of the laborers. the planters will
possibly give MS higher wages brOk,
In another committeeman.
at Is shame that the japanese
cannot pull together In this question
and work for the common good OF all
The Waipahu japanese strikers. mum
berinE In the ncighborhood of 500. vii
come up town this afternoon con
cluded he
Caring For Strikers.
The japanese thcatcr on Ad.d Ian,
Is being reftted and cleaned up fol
the use Of tho strikers who arrived tn
/ day. Some Of them have already been
provided with rooms by the oariule
Of the hiSh.wage association. Tie Val
pahu strikers. who are II tUwL, kav,
an Office Of their own, and tie Aicl
strikers also keep an Office on Aaia
lane. The complaints. petitions ana
/ communication are received by IN,
officers, who represent them Adioln
/ ing these Offices. Is small stur,
room, where rice, soy aud other groc
cries are kept for immediate consump
ton Mr.. Walker. who runs "A ric,
mill on Kawalahuo lane. called at III,
Offices OF the strikers this morning OF
business.
supply Plentiful.
When asked about the food supply
the registrar Of groceries prompt,
said that there was enough on hand /,
last them tor about six mouths.
intelligence Official.
The duty of this official Is to Sc,
that no strikers change residence with
out the knowledge Of the intClligenc.
Office. ANY one wishing Ia change Mi
residence Is expected to report Ia IN,
Intelligence official about his mtur,
locality. This Is done, according Il
one OF III" strikers In order that tn
official may know his whereabouts.
Strikers In Town.
The strikers In town are provide,
with houses in various localities of liz
nolulu ont al the Matsumoto cam
at MoiliiIi. there are about 100 slrik
crs. At kakaakO there are about $50
'and In the vicinity of Aala lane. Their
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
Want To Return.

Many OF the men from waipahu
want to return to work in the night.
Their idea seems to be that If they
can sneak into the camp at night they
will be all right, II is hard for them
10 understand that when the police are
on guard to protect the men In the
camps they cannot In the darkness dis
tinguish between The Thug who comes
to do mp" the workman. and the man
who wants to return to work.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
Walking Back TO Town.

A big crowd of these Aica men were
met yesterday evening by the police
going to WaIpahu. The latter ON their
way out from town noticed u good
number of japanese along the road.
with packs on their backs. These
were evidently strikers headed for
Aiea camps, tired Of town life at Al.
teen cents a day. They were undoubt.
eddy met by the Aira mob. Whether
they were attacked or merely forced
back into the ranks Of the strikers Is
not yet known
There is no doubt that Intimidation
is being used everywhere by the agents
of the Agitators. II Is case Of the
Thugs upholding the arm of the Ag
itator.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-06-09
STYLE and Service In
Ready-To-Wear
Goods

Those who know about sly and Values will appreciate
Stock of WEAR APPAREL Never have offered for your
critical inspection attractive of modish Most
upodae styles made of latest rails white and leading
See window display.
STYLISH TUB COSTUMES prices that will please you
STYLISH COAT SUITS made OF fine imported Rep skirt and "a
coat. In white champagne and grey. S1l5O Suit
STYLISH COAT SUITS fine white Rep trimmed with
blue stylish and skirt S12OO Suit.
STYLISH TWOPECE SUITS ga Coat one,
made of fine Rep white and tan latest $3.50 Suit
STYLISH WASH SKIRTS sample line, very latest cut.
STYLISH MADRAS SUITS Skirt and "a Coat, Of
Madras nicely trimmed $3.50 Suit
STYLISH TAN SUITS tailored Skirt fine
S1l0O Suit.
SAMPLE SUITS Just Of kind white blue, green
caawba
STYLISH TUB COATS made of fine Rep in and linen color
very latest, $1,000.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-25
POLITICAL DRIFT.

winona bioomed on the political map for
a day. Where 10 winona now7
Kentucklans are pushing the North pole
into politics and the temperature is rising.
Partisaus are demanding OF candidates to
declare for Cook or get off the ticket.
Francis J. Heney's name IL going on the
municipal ballot in San Francisco as at IN
dependent candidate for district attorney.
The fireworks will begin just as soon as
the campaign opens.
Several candidates, among them Gov
ernor Deneen, are reaching for the e
atoriaf toga OF Uncle Shelby NJ. Culiom OF
Illinois. Uncle Shelby is four score, but
hates to let go a good thing.
A reduced copy OF the Pennsylvania
capitol scandal Is developing out Of the
construction OF the S,OOO,OO court house
OF LuZerne county. Eighteen persons
charged with graft have been indicted. and
the grand jury IL rounding up more. The
contractors thought there wasn't any fur
nishings too good for the building, am1ng
them being cuspidores billed al $50 each.
Phlladelphia's municipal ,a.0uuisu q
warming up. On two rDgistratlprs dd -,
II, OV0 more voters have qualified than On
the corresponding days a year aso v"Il "a
a president was to be elected. IniS pro n-
ises we'll for the independent. although
the republican machine may be cuun ed
upon to make an heroic effort to register
It's fun vote-Rnd something ovcr-on lac
final registration day. October ? %.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-25
Strike Settlement.

Everybody in Omaha would like to
have the pending street car strike set
tied forthwith.
Nearly everyone knows exactly how
It should be settled and is ready to
stipulate the terms Of settlement
which, in his judgment, would be a
fair adjustment Of the differences in
volved, and require no concessions ON
either side that both ought not to be
willing to give and take.
Some, IN fact almost all, of these
suggestions are good as far as they go
and viii have to be provided for in the
final treaty of peace, which cannot
come too soon.
The trouble is hat neither side
seems to have had an adequate appre-
citation Of the rights of the public to
continued, convenient and safe street
railway service, or to recognize the fact
that the people dependent upon street
railway transportation are, in reality,
the chief sufferers from the strike.
This view should o be overlooked
in any strike settlement if it is to af-
ford permanent relief.
The terms Of settlement ought to In
clude the creation Of some sort Of ma
chinery, in the nature Of a board or
commission, in which the public should
be represented, charged with hearing
and passing upon future grievances of
the men or the company.
Had there been such a board, or
commission, to which the employees
could have appealed for redress of
grievance we would not be suffering
the burdens Of the present strike.
Let us settle this strike as soon as
possible. and while settling it, take
precaution against repetition.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-25
Look Whoa Here.

Alfred Henry Lewis, who used to be
a great admirer Of Mr.. Bryan, is trail
ing the Taft tout and giving the public
the benefit of his observations in a
series Of newspaper correspondence
letters, which, among other things,
include the following:
II should astonish no one as an upcOme
II Al urCauced the next president from
west or the Mississippi Not Mr.. Bryan.
A bankrupt in popular opinion IN his own
state of Nebraska, he would not pay 5
cents on a dollar, politically, were he
sold tomorrow. Senator Bailey h. not
IN the nature of things an idol along the
Platte, and YET, than Bryan, he would be
better listened to. better believed and
better followed we're he TO come here to-
day. Nebraskan comment on the o~ratiOns
recently delivered by these gentlemen has
taught ne the above.
We wonder with whom Mr.. Lewis
has beer talking. We would like to
see Mr.. Bryan invite Senator Bailey
TO Nebraska for a Joint debate on the
tarin and other kindred subjects on
which they have publicly pronounced
their differences and see which would
be better listened to and better fol
lowed. The Bee will not be accused
Of Partially TO Mr.. Bryan. and yet, II
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-25
State and Federal Finances.

A discussion a state and federal
finances, from a viewpoint not usually
taken. is to be found in a paper pre-
sented to the recent International Tax
conference at Louisville by Prof. E. r.
Seligman Of Columbia university, in
which he draws the line between the
imposition of taxes for and
their imposition for other purposes.
Prof. Seligman, who is n of our
foremost authorities on taxation, takes
the ground that, so far as revenue Is
concerned, the income, inheritance and
corporation taxes are needed not by
the federal government, but by the
states, which need the money from all
sources Of revenue within their 1uris-
diction. The federal government, how
ever, is in position to administer and
collect income, inheritance and cor
poration taxes much more effectively
than are the state governments. The
conflict Of laws between the states and
the easy escape from one state to an
other make It difficult for the states
to secure adequate results from these
forms of taxes. On the other side,
while the federal income tax is called
for as a measure of justice to reach
the large fortunes hat escape existing
taxes imposed by states and localities,
and the same is true, in a degree, of
| Nh, In hnptfonon fax In NnGfCtd that
the federal government can secure
enough revenue for its purposes
through either a revenue tariff with
incidental protection. or a protective
tariff with incidental revenue.
The ideal outcome, according to
Prof. Seligman, would, therefore, be
an adjustment Of state and federal
finances by which the federal govern
ment would impose and administer the
income, inheritance and corporation
taxes and turn the proceeds over to
the states to whom these sources OF
revenue should be conceded. Prof
Seligman does not state his conclu'
sions quite so positively, but puts II
in the form of a question and answe
Why is It not possible" he asks, etc
secure all the ends of suitability by
having the taxes administered by
the federal government under gen
eral federal laws, and why is it no
possible to secure all the ends Of ade
quacy by having the proceeds appor
toned in whole or In part to the vari
Gus states? This is my solution Of thu
difficulty: let the federal government
assess the taxes and let the state gov
ernments profit by the taxes"
The old idea of levying direct taxe
was that the federal government
should call upon the state to rails
specific sums and put them at the dis
posal OF the federal treasury. Prot
Seligman's idea is that the federal gov
eminent should raise the money an,
put II at the disposal OF the stat
treasures.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The man who apes his superiors may act
foolish.
Women wouldn't be half as interesting II
they were men.
The less a man has to say the less he
may LAY to retract.
Every man has his double-and the con-
tortionist has several.
lis easy to go astray, as the majority Of
the paths lead there.
Even a music composer does not like to
have his notes go to protest.
Our idea Of a strong woman is one who
Is able to hold her tongue.
Virtue is It's own reward, and labor is
mostly the other fellows profit.
The father usually has to pay for the
reaping Of the sons wild oats.
Paregoric quickly transforms the poetry
OF love into matrimonial prose.
A drouth is the only thing we can think
OF just now that looks better broken.
1t is difficult for a young man to keep
the crease In his trousers IL his best girl
Is a heavyweight.-Chicago News.