Amador ledger., 1909-07-09
GLOBE SIGHTS

to "calI" town mans bluff.
A mean husband is douhly mean it
he is cross to his wife in public.
The little mean tricks cause more
trouble in the world than big ones.
A man will piomIsesany favor that
is not to be granted until next year.
What has become of the old
fashioned. boy who ate cherries,
seeds. and all.
"The tariff is killing u.s." said
man to-day, as he wasted 50 cents on
slot machine.
The fall of king of foreign
country in not as important as the
fall of a neighbor.
Married men complain that they
are not appreciated as much as hus-
bands as they were MS lovers.
Don't get to know people too we'll.
IL you do, the chances are that you III
begin quarreling with them.
Hot weather will not hurt any man
who does not over-work or over
indulge; ani no man will overwork.
A woman's heart never really
ilutters with 10y until her pastor tells
her he has missed seeing her at
church.
The more husbands a woman has
had, the less bones she makes about
packing up aud leaving one of them.
Perhaps one reason 1t is easier for
the old to be philosophical is that
they don't have picnIcs spoiled by
rain.
If man looks innocentIy up into
cherry tree, and sees a girl there,
IS an apology or compliment due
from him.
The girls should take care: A lot
of the young boys who pose as candy
kids develope later in Life into
lemon drops.
Abusing the prosperous in order to
curry the favor of the envious, is an
old game that still works better than
1t should.
A boy soon finds cut that if the
visitor says a long grace at the table,
he must LOOK to his hungry father tor
sympathy.
Some young men in the country
never regard circns day as success
full unless they have fight with a
circus man.
Another man to-day fully made up
his mind to have a fight, but at last
accounts his friends we're successfully
holding him.
You may not be at home when OPP
portunity calls, but you are pretty
snIe to be there if the caller Is an
agent or company.
| The trouble with woman believing
anything her husband tells her, is that
in a very short time he begins to tell
her anything.
When a young man calls on girl,
and she says she is afraid she will die
an old maid, Is that equal to her say
ing he can never have her.
ried man to be gallant: Give his wife
the rocking chair, and never express
regret that he didn't stay single.
If a woman has to have her cook
stolen anyway, she would rather have
man steal her, and marry her. than
to have her taken by another woman.
This is the season of the year when
poets and artists should immortalize
the woman's hand that is stained and
crinkled by strawberry and cherry
juice.
When an agent walks into your office
you may safely depend upon this 4:
HIS purpose is to benefit himself: he
doesn't care anything about your in
terests.
If preachers wife in the privacy
of her own family, took the chicken
breast and gave her husband the back,
would she be turned out of the church
if 1t became known?
1t is not a pleasant thought for the
men, but widows seem to jog along
very comfortably; no widow looks as
though she had spoiled her COM
pleXIon by crying all night.
If another man gets higher salary
than you receive, 1t IS probably be-
cause he is worth more. Employers
do not pick out men to pay good
wages to because they have curly
hair.
This is the season of the year when
a boy, if he can induce his mother to
pay So for buggy hire, will go out to