The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-06-02
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Pretty good world when your heart Is
right,
No days dreary--they all seem bright.
Love the sunshine on the hills.
It's a pretty good world SO let her roll.
Let JOY permeate your soul.
Land on your feet when downward
It's a pretty good worid--a pretty
good world.
Someone suggests that In a move
words from the English language the
words "yclept" and "Anent" could
easily be spared. Were they taken.
however. we don't know what some of
these magazine poets would do.
Were I a blushing rosebud
And you dear girl bee.
1 wonder IL you'd continue
To sting poor met
Some men patronize a bank as
matter of principal.
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Every rainstorm means a postponed
game
But there's no use to dread or
Worry-every postponed game
Just means double-header.
when you attend. hop and another
ACAAOW avs SA "ASN SOAA a. SSA NV
hopping mad.
One kind Of singing we all like to
hear is when somebody is singing our
praises.
The aeronaut Is not always as ny as
he looks in the pictures
Oh, no. Clarence. panned velvet isn't
kept in the hardware department.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Cheer up what's the use In whining.
Even the war cloud Ger a nation
Takes all the silver in creation.
Overworked Montgomery woman
whose relatives packed her up and sent
her to the seaside, was seen to take
broom and try to sweep back the MS
woman. 1t was just force Of habit
with her.
Mark Twain is also benefited by the
H. H. Rogers will. Funny men ought
to be entitled to some sort of q PEN
sion on this earth.
DE trouble wild dis world" says
Parson SNOWFALL. am DAT some men
an dey seems to be content to lie.
somebody ride an dig spurs in 'em all
dey lives. People amt ambitious
enuff."
For laughing at a woman who was
wearing a big beehive hat, Detroit
man was arrested and fined $40 and
costs By s d iud tSs II hs had hs 0s ss
wouldn't have been such Laughing
matter when the bill was presented for
1t.
Tornado in Decatur that picked up =
negro church while the congregation
around, evidently wished to demon
strate one way of turning The
ball says: Dat was rather sudden
an rough way to shake a congrega-
ton up, but Providence des hab
times. Dey say de Lawd tempers de
wind to de shorn lam but in dis case
he didn't lessen 1t none for de woody
niger"
Roosevelt occupies the limelight so
conspicuously that people are forget
ting all about Fairbanks He is now
in Toxic. testing the different varieties
of buttermilk.
There is a school marin in South
Alabama who can snatch up a deadly
moccastn by the tail, flourish 1t around
her pretty auburn head, crack 1t like
whip and snap off it's head. She can
kill a dozen of these in one day, after
school, go home and cook supper, do
the family washing, go to prayer meet
a young man clerk from the village
store, then get up In the morning, milk
three cows. cook breakfast. wash the
dishes, sweep up the house, and go and
headed Houston Post, gnash your teeth
and grovel in the dust. We defy you
to produce more perfect lady than
that.
Battleship Mississippi has returned
from her trial trip up the big river and
Mississippi has once more settled down
to peace and quietude.
oh, no, Josephine. Charity ball" IL
not the kind the home team plays
when the other club wins.
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Cincinnati school girl when attack cd
| by a ruffian effectually stood him on
hat pin Is mightier than the sword in
the hands of a hefty school girl Of to-
day.
Because she was angry at her hus-
sene over him and set him afire. Then
he got hot. Don't blame him. That's
a display OF fiery temper ana no per-
feet lady should get so angry,
Oh little dainty brids-te.be
When we give you q Shower"
| We hope no storm will ever fall
! On you in Loves sweet bower.
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June is making q noise like vacation
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This is the month of brides and
roses.
Are you going away fer the svSn'
mer2
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Or can YOU get oil the summer YOU
want right hereR
Many a rose is horn to blush ungeop
| But hush:
Many a new peach basket hat eonosaiI
| A blush.