The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1909-02-16
MR.. DOOLEY ON
HEROES AND
BY F. P. Dunno
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get hold Tv his money. TIL real hero " tn peeryod was Marcus Nephltus
jerks. It va jerks that tn glory n grandeur " Rome is de to It
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BILE charackter. 1t is lot true hat he set fire to Rome Rome was like
acketer thin to su~ist tina he vas n inniny ~ religion TIL thruth is
that ne practsed wan if n frt principles " religion which is that tn
good are betther dead Jew with contempt tn able that ne prlNnea nus
mother. TIL scover in odhre science now that It's Tar more neA
he perished iv appindicyts Besides h N ties were much looser in
those days Moreover let US be just an acknowledge nat N III coorse ~
allure n old lady had nt much ln ger to i've annyhoW an she nay
4 a bachelor, which he was firm time to tme
An there we are IHnnssy. o 10 you know Wha HIsthray IS
@Mn' 70 say about these here sirrn' times hat we're ivin in? A few
thousands ~ years firm now a visitor firm icy Zealand, as iogan says.
urvayln' tn rooms v tn Fort Wayne freight house firm a broken arch
fv ackso sthreet bridge, may run acrost a copy " tn Daily Bazoo an
write a story iv tn State v America in nineteen hundred n line
hghtn, lynching. Marathon, racn, abduction, burglary an salomyng.
Nrybody vas stealth anything they cue lay their hands I. A naygur
rrze-fghter havin' batena white prize-fghter n almost universal demand
arose firm al classes r tn Jar j. JeHrest to issue firm the
seclusion " his saloon n u a head on tn Senegambyan. 20 intent
we're tn people on their barbarous pastimes tina tn full name " tn prsi-
lin at n time has been lost All tn historian cn md about him is
tymusses in Africa. lawn tn control ~ n country to wealthy maN-
factors Who had ut him int offce. He vas succeeded be ar efymin-
ate charackter who is o recalled only because he onsune fory p
posurs can extinct marsoopyaI1 in forty consecutive days al played a
missing small gutta perchy ball placed O a pile " IN All hat is
further known about this harackter is that h "a called Biz Bit an
is said to have weighed four tons Tn. most omAnen citizens ~ tn
ecayI raypubic besides James j. JeHrles were L: Lonspoa AhonIe"
Caruaygie am lydia Pinkham. IvryWhere vas public q private cOrrup-