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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-02-18
Ask Yourself the Question.

Why not use Chamberlain S lini-
ment when you have rheumatism
We feel sure that the result will
be prompt and satisfactory. II
has cured others, why not your
Try il. 1t costs but triefe. Price
25 cents; large size so cents. For
sale BY II. T. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-02-18
Land Script.

Stockmen and others desiling
land, surveyed Or tnsurveyed,
with right of immediate possession
at lowe cost, address: f. L.
Garrett. Land Attorney, Boise,
idaho.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-02-18

Fine mince meat and sauer kraui
at L.oree & Reilly's.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1909-02-18

Total t4s - N@-rf'-
S,.,. "a III nhc. county OF CanyoH, -.
~ X iIngss. cashier " the aooye-nam %
pnpk sio solsHaiE spsAy that th9 above sss.s,
u.nt Is true to tide besa OF ~ kno"ieuse sao
os's Elk HAYua Cashier
suos.,ibed Aad sworn TO 6sfess me teis \ gay
y r.,,r~rt : Attest ;-eEIstn W HATKe, Q. Y.
aitprn1AcK. Joan RcNiau, DlPeesors
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10
UTAH AND CHINA.

Years ago China declared for the pro-
hi0itlon OF the opium traffic, but 30
was forced upon her by a Christian
nation. England made war boo The in-
terost OF the opium den and after the
war insisted on % treaty under which
the opium trade was placed ON "a legal
footing Since then England has up-
held the trade because uf Its effect uu-
on the commerce of india. lu 1895 the
authorities unanimously declared that
India could not afford to rauounce the
revenue derived nom opium" ana that
"thc people of india would bitterly ro-
sent prohibition
But the Chinese have never given up
.Hno off uua success in their right
oous struggle. Some time ago Cine gov-
eminent issued a decree against the
usa of opium Tha had a1me effect.
Joints vsro closed possibly 900 under
Chimes. Jurisdiction. Those under foI-
,ign control uerr og.H Then came tho
suggestion of aH International confer
ence nh-rn wac HH'1 af Shanghai th.s
year. Tho gathering RaH attended by
do.egltos from JauaH Slam Persia,
Russia. Germany FRANCE. 8roat Britt
aIn Holland I.ra.I ana Turkey
Great Intar.at aas manifested but ace
cordue tl tr. E.# york Evening Post
bitter d.arIa.1tm#rt Boz felt over I'm re-
sults of tae conference tha blame for
its failure b..e PLACID upan England.
Do is pointed olt .aaf England pursued
"a course quite .H faerng with her old
traditions.
japan haH aaaa.rrIuly fought the
opium habit u He ISLAND of Formosa.
by "a system 0f Licensing Tho opium
mohers who sfr. 900 far gone t1 quit
without aauous Consequence and
China would have been ablo lo do H.
ucU but for tho Interference of Brit.
| au. China asks Iu vain for hc'p to
| suppress the vice that d. eating itsaIf
into ita very utah. There ls power
sIunser than tho government cNorunF
itself iH behalf uf the opium den.
ls Utah to boz similarly treated Ihu
/ people of this state have asked tho
Legislators for e law closing tho a-
/ looms Arc they 90 be- told that the.r le-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10
PRESIDENT ELIoT's VIEWS.

President Eliot is very much IN
favor OF the plan Of city government
that was tried at Galveston after the
flood and which was improved upon
by Des Moines. When in Iowa recently
President Eliot Investigated the work.
Ings OF the new plan there His study
OF the results IN Texas has only con-
hrmed the Impressions gained in Iowa.
The continuity OF policy and ideal
which northern critics have said would
not come with the new form is
fact. According TO his observation,
high-grade men are found who will
take the important and responsible
places Waste, graft and a sordid kind
Of politics do pass away 70 a very
marked extent When President Eliot
returns. the Boston Herald observes,
he will be armed for debate OF this
reform as be has not been hitherto,
and when released from his admins
trative duties at Harvard he may be
counted upon to become an even
more conspicuous extent, a preach
or OF this sensible gospel Of municipal
administration.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

ly and thoroughly he may cndeavor TO
perform bis work, 30 keep abreast OF
the demands OF today Specialists n
these several subjects must show the
teachers just what 20 do and how Co
do lt n anything worth while is 90 be
done along these lines in the public
| schools Tho teachers Institute bin
should receive q consideration at least
as favorable as that accorded 90 the
BIN Tor onlargIug the farmers usu-
/ utcs
Both bills ore highly necessary Co
the progress of the state Farmers
Institutes have been organized in tho
various states in order % cover field
in public instruction that had not been
occupied by any other educational I'M
sutut.on They came into existence
in response Co demand by the people
who are developing the resources 90
the country for accurate scientific In
formation that could boz applied in iu-
Crcos.ng che production of the land.
A large amount of agricultural in-
formation has been accumulated dur
Ing the past fifteen or twenty years.
and the dissemination OF this nforma-
ton among the people is the disunc-
tive work that the farmers Institutes
have been organized Co carry on The
Institutes have been called "the dis
tribution pipes OF the great reservoir OF
agricultural experiment stations the
agricultural colleges and the national
Department OF Agriculture no Washing
ton. for carrying the Information they
have on hand 10 those who need &C."
Their specific work is To distribute. not
90 investigate or experiment for tho
discovery of agricultural truth, but
rather 90 take that which is already
known and has boon thoroughly tested
and bring &c Co the attention Of farm
crs.
The teachers institutes are just as
necessary. They look directly TO the
care OF the children Of the state, il |
Is am excellent thing TO raise good |
crops; 1t is as excellent "a thing 20 |
educate the future citizens without
Intelligent and well equipped teachers, I
the care. training and culture Of the I
child win Inevitably fan back. and /
the trained minds and healthy bodies /
of the oucoming generation are worth |
TO the State ca values that cannot be |
directly estimated moro than the best |
crops Of pork and alfalfa that an the /
skin Of farming can possibly produce |
For % country may lack bounteous /
harvosts and yet be great. while no |
community can amount 20 much If it |
does not keep mp with the advance /
mcnt Of knowledge I'm tho training OF 1
its youth II crop falls there Is
O. financial loss; II a generation Of the
youth receive only an Indifferent ele-
mentary education in the public
schools the calamity is not measure
able in any terms known 20 our Voc
when a native OF barren Scotland
was showing a visitor the beauties Of
his country the stranger finally in
CURED But what does your country
chiefly producer" The Scot had 10
scratch his head and mediate; but
finally the answer came 90 him and he
said without hesitation. Men" And
a country that produces men. rarely
lacks much else that is really essen
uaL
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10
SOME KIRKLAND PIONEERS.

Below is arartal ust ot families who
lived in Kirkland m tho carly days.
Some 81 the descendants aro known.
while others are unknown io che mom-
bcrs of tho Social branch of tho Gouca-
logical society. who have boz charge the
ban to Doe given 'u the Social han on
March iN ucxt Would any who foil to
receive Invitations please communicate
with Miss Annie Lynch. ctrc OF MIS-
tor.an's office. Salt Lake city. THESE
are some Of the names off Kirkland
Pioneers Are there amy descendants
off Phelps p.hhIe Soil IaIUa. Levi
Hancock Martin Harris Hon. ~ D.
Harris. Ogden. Elias and Isaac Hig-
bee. Oraon Hyde. Joseph and Ncwen
knight. Isaac Morley Joseph S. Nun
dock. Bishop Edward Partridge. John
w. Rlgd0n Stringham, Nathan Tan-
uer. Dr. Frederick O.. Williams Alfred,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10
SENATOR BADGERS ADDRESS.


Senator Badger ls mistaken. whom in
his review of the prohibition movement
he says that an agitation was "com-
mcnccd by churchm,n as churchmcn.
and Cd powerful church machine is at
once set ia operation TO accomplish a
political result"
Whatever churchmen have done for
the mrtheuncc of Temperance they
have done as citizens. and not as church
members. And whatever part the
Church to which Senator Badger bc-
longs has taken in this movement &C.
has done because of Che moral. NOT po-
htical questions involved
We have explained authoritatiycly.
the position OF the Church. and church
leaders. but win do so again. for the
benefit OF she Senator While the
Church. as au organization. can take
no step 20 secure legislation ON the
temperance question, or any other is-
sue since that would Doe undue church
influence. and while Church leaders
very wisely refrain from amy declara-
tion that might Doe construed as undue
influence on their part upon o. political
body, yet the church in Conference.
has solemuly spoken upon the moral
question involved. and pledged its OF
nccrs and members To use tbeir ipau-
cuee as citizens with the Legislators
10 obtain legislation that viii close the
saloons That ie. we believe. absolute
lv correct
That is also a complete reply 10 the
following deduction which senator Bad
ger draws from "a News editorial:
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5' ~, ~ az % ''''"
The News" never Contcnded for the
vigbt Of tho Cbtrch on ,,,- ,b,,r,b 81,
i'sl9l''' l'' l'e o'"'e OF Juan ana IL
SIS very strange that one trained i'm
logical REASONING ebolId offer sucb a
.....-,,..i.... e.. . . ,,.,
li''' '''' hl''"'7's' what
the News claims is this. that the
Church has "a right and "a duty To- ex-
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furtbsr,nco NJ ,,or,Ilt,. nh ..>-.v,s,
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,pce b,, l,na.ni1,g,,. ,,,t. ~ tb.,.s mos
ent. obligated It's members 20 do all
IN their power to Influence me legisla-
riosto.. ne s,ioo,s I'm, 500. in az
quotation makes an Interpolation here
for his own purposel. decreasing the
sale or lhtoNle ,i,l ana enforcing sun
stsyn6s for and NE AZ not 6esitste ~
20 say that Church members. whether
IN the legislature or outside, are com
INV. '1 'l sa,. ilo,1l 'el9ii Wne'ner
niodpo al The con ference an not remains
wit. themselves and their own con-
science No undue influence viii be |
b,iS nt ,o3,r,r IN, 'i b,,t ihS,r ans,
plainly stated I'M that pledge"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10
RANDOM REFERENCES.

Senator HuanisN is seriously OPS
posed 20 any arrangement whereby "a
hamlet like Huntsville" SIS permitted
TO say what The people of ogden should
eat or drink. But De is perfectly Will
ing for the people of a hamlet like
Huntsville TO pay their share of the
taxes necessary To- keep up the msti-
tutions that the saloons keep filled with
inmates Hy the way Hulanish seems
10 think that tho prohibition question
involves eating. as well as drinking u-
toxicants. does he refer TO tho "frea'
lunch counter?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

mand must bo disrogardod. as "a fool
,sh prayer of small children who are not
supposed to know what is best for
them2 Are they TO be- treated as tho
Chinese have been by Great Bruin3
Are the liquor Interests in Utah strong
or than the people,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

ou the race question Pie would not
have Che Irish marry Americans OF
English descent nor Germans marry
Italians while ho would keep the
negroes and whites apart in every
respect 10 is rather too late 20 put
such a fine theory in practice In tho
United states
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

The Badger bin has tender regard
for the saloon business. IL proposes to
keep the deus open until after working
hours. i'm order that laborers may have
a chance of spending their hard-earned
wages there before going home to wife
and children. Most stores close at g
ocolck D. m.. except ON Saturdays, but
a saloon must not. OF course De- closed at
this same time. 10 must be kept open
just long enough for the employees of
legitimate business 10 drop iu and spend
part Of their weeks salary there. The
saloons must be regulated which
seems 90 mean protected like an n-
FAINT Industry not strong enough TO take
care of itself
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

II seems that even the poor PROPOSE
ton 20 submit the question of prohib.-
ton to the people in 1910 is too much
Tor the liquor interests and their
spokesmen in the Senate. And So that
amendment is now eliminated. The
liquor interests are afraid OF the peo-
pie. That is very natural They have
cheated the people at the ballot boxes,
they have sacrificed the interests OF the
public to grafters and hOodiers, they
have sacrificed innumeable victims up-
on the altar of lust and crime, they
have broken hearts and demolished
homes. they have committed every inn
aginable evil. 40 wonder they are
afraid of the people!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

But this IS a conflict in which the
people Is going TO win. And when the
battle IS over both the saloon interests
and their disreputable allies viii he
found together under the ruins OF their
destroyed ramparts
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

Tho awakening that comes from
shouting through O. moespohue is not
tho awakening OF conscience.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

"Tan" is much more adaptable 10
"scarohoads" than Roosevelt was,
strange as Il may seem.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

How much pleasanter life would Dee
IL over every piano were placed the
sign. Don't touch
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

The scissors sharpener is often a very
dun man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

TO be too much in the Ilmelight is
klln-ing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

Mir. Bryan says De is not an out-and-
out candidate for the presidency only
an outiander.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

And now the waters-Pierce Oh COM
pauy will be good
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

Side pork" should be placed ON the
sideboard and not on the pie counter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

March weather predictions are as
wild as a March hare.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

So far as lies in its power the East
set" is a set Of diamonds.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-03-10

found together under the ruins OF their
destroyed ramparts.
The scissors sharpener is often very
dun man.
To be too much In the limelight is
klln-ing.
And now the waters-Pierce Oh com
pauy will be good
March weather predictions are as
wild as a March hare.
So far as lies ia ITS power. the fast
set is a set Of diamonds.
A double-barreIled message should
bring down some kind OF "a bird.
There is this 10 be said in favor of "a
wheel tax that 1t is an am round tax.
Side pork" should be placed on the
sideboard and not on the pie counter.
Anu-footbau legislation does not
show any broad statesman-like views.
Ar Bryan says De Is NOT an out-and-
out candidate for the presidency only
an outiander.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11
Seaerwerf tn gndIad.
Gin. luiiis. eriunerans pom s. asinsa.

llnsepDbnli9 id5n uno better
brad Der 18. Ottober 49,, Der bas
mails nod bpdeefeierte Sabrestds Der
@DlttrIdIadt bei 2eipsis. an. Gin
Sonntag ipdr's, Der belle Spns
nenftein lodie atIts, mas 2eben bats
te, binaus in Die berrli6e Natur.
Sunberte bon fcittdsiJ seflsiostsn
Meniden sosen Die @traBen entlang,
uno auf ben Jelbern madte bie
liebe Sussnb burd SdisBen nit al
len m6sli6en unb unmOsliden Sns
ifrumenttn, 6ur9 2oslaien bon
tleinem unb groBem Ssuertpert. ib<
rem qatriotismus 2uft. Seitsre
S6er3s unb fr0bliher @eIaHs err
i6oIlen iiberalI. unb smiis trusen
&nab.n unb SiinsIinee biirre Rei'
fer, aartoffeltraut uRo fonitig,
brennbare Nlaterialien Sufummen.
oamit Die 5reuOenfeutr, Die Bel 8es
einn Der Sunfslbeit ange5iinbet
puroen, re6t bod Flammten.
Sin sisensr 3aubsr lag iibsr Dem
gllIen, unb fafs mar es, aIs flGnesn
na9 70 bielen Sabren pieoer Die
SieeesbDrnsr BON ben 9lahfelbern
2eip5igs bsriiber. Wit Webmutb,
aber au9 nit Stola badte man Der
bamals fir Die 5reibeit bes @atsr.
lambs @efallenen.
Sm tIeinen StiibGsn oes sSprits
bali.s - unfern elmer tBlrinsif6er
ReiioenSiiabt. mittsn i'm WaIbe seles
gen = fab Der aIte 5Driter Derner.
gu Isinsn GiiBen bate iia Der treue
Garo selagert unb fhaute NIT fIusen
9tusen gu feinem tisf in 9eoantsn
psrIuntenen GERM auf. DobI mohts
er ii1 iiber oeFen ungeip0bnli9s
S9fpsisIdmteii irunoern, benn iein
Serr, Elm alter SunsssfeIs. bate iid
elm iii5enblides SerS bsipabrt unb
mar INNER better uno gu Iuitiseu
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11
: Der tGaffif&s gsrtss

Ser tGaffifds psrte>
les. Godter: Die Robe, papa,
baft Tu absr frrdtbor tbeuer bers
tauft." perteles: nWie boibt,
ibeuer9 Sd ias' Sud; St0rt mir
meine preiie ni9t!"
= Gin inneres Qeiben.
.Sebt ipeiB i9 uidbt, mas nit meinsr
ltbr 1T: aufse3osen bab' i'd ii.. biz
mir Der @rm miioe getporoen 1T, ssl
i9iittsIt bdb' id iie. sessn bic Sifds
tante bob id lie seTdlusen, auf bic
@rbs unb an bic Dano bab' ih iie sss
i4miifsn, unb iie ssbt INNER Hodb
ni1tl-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11

brad .s aus ibm S.rpor. gDi. Elm
G1rei. .Diefer anOere -. 2"
sd babe ibn Derloren," idste iis
rerl0Tdeno.
Sir sinen Mpment IieB bic Spans
uuns in feinen 3iieen ndd. Limb
trOBhent -. 2" fraste er. ftodte dber
ycslsid ipieoer.
rSrobbem tann id ME einen ans
Sercn Wdnn Iieben als ibn." Sic
fab iebt tpieber sana in Fd perfuus
ten, ibr iiiBes 4ntIib bielt iie nit
beibeH SGHben btbedt. llno ibm
mar. ala ob iie in lautloiem Weinen
erI9auere.
gber er founte fie nidt f9onen, er
muBte allies ipiFen. @r tpnnte feline
pein niht ldnger trogen.
@r frat etniee Sdritt gu ibr beran.
limb er frdete, angitpoIl errest pie
elmer. Der mad feinem Sdidfal frast:
rWer TT oieisr Waann 80, ben bu
liebit -. unb ben 6u perIoren bait9"
Dd lieb iie Die SGnbe iinten. ,Ou
biit es," faste fie fiiB unb Ieiie unO
tobestraurig.
Gin S9rei burdtlans bic Stills.
DER Munn lag gu ibren 5iiben ries
bsrseitiirSt.
y =
als er gerebst, als er bieIe ielts
fame 8ei6te absslset bate. unter
Stpden unb lleberbaiten, unter &laz
gen unb Subeln : bd f9ldng iie
ibm beibe 9dnbs feft Inn ben Baden.
Ils feiner 2iebe, aus fsiner flam>
member 2iebe gu ibr mar bieie gifers
fu9t gebpren, bte i'm umgetrieben
tpie einen 8erbammten. Wie braus
fenoer Subel mar bieie grienntniB
our4 ibre Seele seaosen.
SEPT bob fie ben 3opf. limb er
rib lie an iid in Hummer Seligteit.
~Wir folIten uns f9Gmen," la9te
iie unter ibreR Sbrdnen bsrppr, ,pir
follten uns in bic @rbe bineinI9G>
men ipie trobige 3inber.@
DNber iiebit bu," fubr fe fort,
Imam tonnte tbun. mas man ipollte
= man bertpirrts es allies nur nod
INNER mebr. Wenn ni6t beute
abeno biefer 8ertoip eetpsfsn tpGre... Z"
~Oiefer intereHante, sefGbrlide
Sertoip," mari er elm.
nNsfer eitIe, eingebilbste 8ertoip
-" fubr iie fort, roann pdren mir
pabrbdftis imftanoe seipsfen, aus
lauter Giebe -"
rginanosr su Sobe su quGlen, :"
f9lob er ibre Dprte.
sSa, gu Sobe au quGIen," piebsrs
bolis iie.
nWeiBt bu, mas mir Iinb9" Iaate
lie nd4 einem Weilden. ,Dir allie
beibsa SEPT tpeiB ids. 5eisIinse
!ino mir"
rsSeislinse2! Gin 9aann = elm
Seislin9a!" begebrie er la6enb auf.
DSh mnB bann bod fsbr bitten.... i"
~S"pobl, gang einfad: Seislinse,
pir ole beibel 0snn iieb mai, bats
ten nj. nur ben Mautb gebabt. uns
tfon lange 5u fdsen, mas mir uns
iest eeIagt baben -
.Gds mir uns iebt sefast baben.
nidte er gebantenbpIl.
Damn ipdren bic pislen troTtloIen
StiInfen niht aeipefen."
~gtsr hiefe sine sliidfeIiss @tunbs
aud aipt!" rief er iau9ssno unb
preBts iis BON gleuem in bis arme.
mSa." iaste iie lddeln6, als er lie
enoliG toieoer freiIieB. nOu BAIT redt.
Eieie cine gliidielise Stunbe aud
rift!"
Limb dlIe bic sliidfsIisen Stuns
beE. rie rrdl fommen iperbsn, auh
nItt.A irpfGrdte sr.
nGie rrd tommen fpsrosn." faste
Ole ih0he. hinge Srau arenburs lds
defnp, ME ron SrGumen umiponnen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11

9p@ II per D q o. ttge US Z
fung. 9idtsr: ~aisber 5reunb,
id bante Dir. baB Gu ptnisittns
nidt bel Der Grit Quffiibruns msiz
nes Stiidss fortselaufsn biit."
Sr.unb: nSa, ipeibt Du, bic 8eine
lpursn mir sinsJ9Iafen."
-&inbermunb. Der neun.
idbrisen gld puroe bas grobeernaz
iden i'm 9drten perboten etc. Die
Mutter foste: rWeiBt 0u bsnn nidt,
gna, bab Der 2iebe 9ott bies aues
iiebt unb mir ipieOer iasts" Gdrauf
@na ipeinenb: r9eitern bat er Dir's
aber aud ni4t seiast."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11
ed,limme sase.

ptnnemann aus Berlin trifft in
eiuem BARRIER gaeItaurant einen
9dnosmonn. @r itiirat nit sinem
Sreuoenfhrei uuf ben @intretenben
au unb f4lisBt ibn ssriibrt in ole
glrme.
~9ott lei 9ant. bab id bid treffe,
ruff er. ri9 bin jebt brsi Do6en in
paris unb babe mid bic san3s 3sit
iiber BON adfe ndbren miiFen."
$50. narum oenn2"
sd fonnte ia nidts anberes bes
ftellen; i4 tpeiB ia nur, bab ,du
fromage" RGIe 6eiBt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11

1lnberfroren. @bef: so
zine Nadldiiisfeit. ba baben sic foies
Der feds i'm 8riefe, duf benen feline
5ipferI iinbl" Sdreiber: .Wo4er
DiFen Sic benn nudber. baB es t
Iinb2"
= Die Singer. Srdu: ,Bas
rum babt ibr benn iebt sipeimal fpSs
hentli9 probe in eirem 9eTangpsrs
.in2 Stubirt ibr stpas Reu.s ein9-
Damn: a8eipahre; bas iit INNER 70
pdbrenb Der 8odbisrSsit!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11

- Sin Rebus. Dapib: SD
esb' Dir Rsbus auf. Sn { Wirtbss
baus iiben brsi Mdnner uno ipieien.
6 iebsr bat Bel ii9 cine Mart une
ipie iis ipssgebeu. bat isbsr brsi Mart
BEL iiG. Wie tommt basg" Dag:
,Weib ni1t!" 0abio: rOu S4afss
topF, bas iparen Muiitanten."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11

Sausfrau: ~Sbre 8raut lit
nidt mebr bier; iie bat seitern absnD
beimli9 ibren &offer sepadt uno lit
auf unO oabon sesansen!"
Cub q t (nd6bem er Idngere 3eit
oaseitunben bait: ~Sd. mas nun.
sndoise Sraug"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-02-11

BET Der @uspeids ents
sIeiF. rSerr Sinterbuber. beute
in orei Woden finbet msine Srduuns
ftatt. MDdten sic bic Site baben.
bas Imt meines 8eiitanSes Su iiber>
nebmsn9" .Seut' in brsi Woden!
6sur in brei Woden! @sbt nidt!
= Sa bab' i4 srao' = cine 2si9'!"