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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
GOOD CRAFT
WANTEDFOR CITY
JOB, SNEERS METZ
If He's "No Piker" He Can
Have the Job of Market
Superintendent.

Comptroller Metz demands these quail.
fcations OF the man who seeks the Job
o. Superintendent OF Markets and Col
lector OF the City Revenue:
Must be a 22-carat CRATER.
Must know how to gAt the coin with
out getting caught.
Must not be piker In his operations.
but get the money IN bundles
Must know the best pickings and DO
on the level with the "divvy."
These "musts' comprise only part
Of formidable list the Comptroller has
prepared for consultation BY those look
ing for the Job which pays $500 year
and has been vacant for three weeks
The only reason Mr. Metz has not filled
the place he said to-day, is because he
had not found man able to convince
him he could collect on the side with.
ont being detected.
Il want a man who can graft good
and hard and get away with It without
being caught. n he is caught We'll fire
him on the spot.
"Of course the man who gets the lob
will be watched. Ny man for the Job
must not be a cheap skaV, lie must
grab the coin by the thousani--.thc
more the better He must-here's an
other 'must'-he must develop strong
Rockefellerian instincts. hate a
cheap CRATER. Give me a big broad
man-with big hands, long fingers and
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
CLEARS THE COMPLEXION
OVERNIGHT
Pimpes, Rash, Eruptions, Etc, Quickly
Eradic ated by New Skin Remedy.

Since It's discovery, one year ago, poslam.
the new skin remedy. has, In its extraord!-
nary accomplishments, exceeded the most
sangune expectations Of the eminent spe.
c'alist who gave /, 10 the world |, has
cured thousands OF eases o, eczema and
eradicated facial and other dis,igurements
oi years standing The terrible itching at.
tending eczema is stopped with the first
application, giving proof OF It's curative
properties at the very outset
In less sertou, skin affections, such as
pimples, rash, herpes, b'ackheads, acne,
BARRIERS itch, etc, results show after an
overnight application, only small guam.
tIty being required TO effect a cure. Those
VINO use poslam for these minor skin
troubles can now avail themselves OF the
special j0.cent package, recently adopted 10
meet such needs Both the io.cen, package
and the regular 81 Jar may nov be obtained
In New York and Brooklyn at tTegeman's
Riker's, kalishs, Kinsmaus, Jungmlnn's
and other leading drug stores
Samples for experimental purposes may
be had free o! charge by writing direct to
the Emergency Laboratories. % IVES,
Twenty.t.th street, New York City.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
L|NC0LN'S DOUBLE
AND FIRM FRIEND
FOR YEARS, DEAD
Martyr President Mistaken for
Brother of Daniel
Walford.

Dlne Waford grandfather q: for
mer Alderman George ". Olvaney, who
was found dead In his bod last night by
his daughter, Mrs NJ ]. Olvaney. at
the latter's home. No, 2i West Fourth
street, was noted Cor his remarkable re-
semblancs 70 Abraham Lncon, the SIM
ilar!ty being so close that Mr., Walford
was frequently mistaken FOR nncon
when the latter visited New York.
Mr. Waliord, who was born In Cilou-
cestershire, England. In 1872, was s feet
2l5 inches In height, In his stocking feet.
or hal! an mon less than Lincoln. He
had the same stopped shoulders, the
SAME rugged features, the same melan-
choly eyes and the same sad smile.
Almost Immediately after arriving in
this country. In 1853. Mr. Waltord was
active in temperance work and during
meeting at the Bovery Mission In 1854.
where ne spoke some one tod him that
his brother" was in the back OF the
hall.
Wondering who the brother could
be, Mr.. Walford went to the rear Of the
room and was introduced to Abraham
Lincoln. Both men were struck By the
rena rkRb!s likeness each bore 10 the
other and friendship was formed that
lasted until the Presidents death.
Whenever they were together It was a
puzzle for those who did not know them
intimately 10 distinguish them. To put
II In L!ncolns words 20 Mr.. Waltord:
You couldn't look any more IKE me
unless you were
Mr.. Walford was largely instrumental
In the organization OF the Working
W0nen's Protective Union. formed dur
Ing the CIVIL War. and which has con,
,inued in existence to this day. He Was
also a prominent Mason and knight
Templar. He was intensely Interested
IN the advancement OF workIngmen and
o, temperance. His motto for the
worklngman was; Don't drink bu,
think"
He leave, three children. ten grand
children and twenty-three great grand
children
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
CAUGHT "CANARY STREAK"
Policeman In Court SO Described
John Juhsy, in Yellow Auto.

"Hc passed ne In his canary.
cred car like big yellow streak
said Policeman Stelnert 10 Magistrate
Sts!nert mo relation In the Y,rkvIlle
Court to-day.
The yellow streak referred 70 was
John Juhsz, who has the reputation
OF driving autos as last as his name
looks in print. and who has only been
out OF the hospital few DAYS. Mr..
Juhsz has been In the hospital, because,
during the Savannah road races he
drove his car into a street car with
appreclable injury to the car and him.
self.
B. The policeman said ne was standing
on the West Drive IN Central Park
when he heard racket Ike n Ma kim
gun in full blast LuhSz shot Dy-a
suphur-huei flash. and the policeman's
shout WAS drowned IN the rear OF the
big yellow cars eNhaustS, tn" blueCoat
finally oyerhauled luhy and arrested
him. Magistrate Steiner held Juksz in
500 bail for trial.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
DIVORCE REVOKED,
MRS. FISHER HAS
BIGGEST News"
Sh! She's Going on the Stage
When Managers Stop Their
Foolish Scramble.

The pages Of several Now York news
papers were adorned to-day with por-
traits Of Mrs Robert Lee Fisher tho
little woman whose husband, broker,
procured divorce from her year ago,
~thoh decree was sst aside by Justice
OGorman yesterday When Mrs. Fisher
ewoke this morning she had the tele-
phone brought, to her bedside and called
up every city editor in town TO tell them
II they had few spare reporters on tap
they could be sent 10 ner apartment, at
No. lE West One Hundred and Twenty
ninth street, where she would greet
them with the mos, important news Item
OF the day.
One city editor hazarded that as Il
was inauguration day reporters and
space were as scarce as hen teeth.
Mrs Fisher OVERRIDE his scruples. how
ever. and In consequence reporter
made his way through the binding
storm to the Fisher home.
l'sherecd into the apartment by Mrs.
Hurd. Mrs. Fishers mother, the re-
porters found Mrs. Fisher seated on a
huge trunk swinging her feet to the
rythmic tune OF Il Want to be Lead
Ing Lady"
After greeting her guests efus!vely,
Mrs Fisher had this to say:
~ am perfectly furious at the way l
have been treated. and three persons
who testified agalns; me al yesterdays
TRIAL ara going 10 jail Oh, yes, indeed,
my lawyer, Mr.. Sullivan. who Is a very
dear fricnd-and the Dlstrct-Attorney
Is friend o, mine. too-have assured
me that they will see that | get JUS
tice.
You know ! am going on the stage.
Oh, yes, have just been delueed with
offers to-day. and | haven't quite made
up my mind whether | will sign with
William Morris or Percy Williams
They were both after ne to sign con:
t-ac; las. night, but, in any event,
viii aprea- in Broadway theatre
within two weeks. Harry Won T!lzel
has Just written TWO NJ the loveltes'
songs 'or me- ever, and know ! VIII
be big 1i:. --..,
DO YOU want to see my costumes
The are the most stunning creations
You ever saw and just know my act
Il going 10 he Knockout
Do you know Eddie Ptdgeon, You
dou's Why. the very idea! Why, he
IS the man who made Maud Odell fn'
nous, and he told Newell, never
mind what he said.-but there are Just
three men whom | am going to put In
Jail.
right TO ask me all the questions he
did. anyhow but now that am gong
on the stage an Mir Ptdgeon has been
so verv"--- III,
Must you he going Oh. very wei
Rut will see you ON Broa""a! !"
two weeks GOOhby,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
TO AID CONSERVATIVES.

The New York Auxiliary to the Ma
tonal Jewish Hospital for ConsumpttveS
was organized at a meeting at tho RES
dence OF Mrs. / NJ. Apple, No. l@' West
Seventy-siNth street, Among Those
present were. Dr. George A. Kohut.
Assemblyman NJ Graubard Rev Dr
Spiegel and Dr, Neus,adter.
The purpose of the society is to 40.
operate with the National Jewish Hos.
ptal for ConsumptIves at Denver, n
per cent. OF the inmates Of which come
from New York. These officers were
elected:
Or. p A, Slegelstein, President f. N.
Sostman, Nice.Prssldent Mrs Leon NJ.
Levi, Treasurer; r. r. Mooney. Record
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
COVERED WITH SORES.

Twas afflicted with a terrible blood disease,
which was in spots at titst but afterwards spread
al! over my body. These soon broke out into sores
and it is easy 10 imagine the suffering endured
Before became convinced that the doctors could DO
m. no good, had spent bundled dollars which was
really thrown away. then tried various patent
medicines, but they did not reach the disease
When had finished ny FIRST bottle 0. S. s. S.
was greatly improved, and was delighted with TIE
result. TIE large red spl0tche5 on my chest cyan
TO grow paler and sraeI and before long dissp-
peared entirely. | rCgancd my lost weight, be-
came stronger and ny appetite grtaty improved.
was soon entirely well, and my skin as clear as
a piece Of glass. II. L. MEYERS,
So Clinton Street, Newark, n. ].
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
CURED SOUND AND WELL.

Dear SiIs- didn tfnd out that had contracted
Contagious Blood Poison until It had made consider
able hesdwav, and fortunately FOX me the friend
that irst consulted had had some experience with
didn't TOOL with any doctors, but began al once the
use o. YouE medicine, taking it as directed. My
TREAD told me 10 stick TO 1t, and that was what
did and got along splentitly from the very hfst and
my recovery was rapid. took number OF bottles
and am now as well aS ever. When began S. S S.
my face was so full ot sores and cguptons that
could not shave, and now there is not ,otch OF
pimple on my body There is nothing in ne world
that can beat S. S. S. for Blood Poison, and | al
ways recommend /! for such cases. A friend Of
mine is taking il now, and is getting along nicely.
WALTER WEBER.
1o' Oakley ST., Evansville, Ind.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

deep pockets ana one who can get
away with the goods"
Have you such man In View" the
Comptroller was asked,
Yes, but he doesn't live In Brook.
lyn." answered the Comptroller.
Applications will be received ~ No
$50 Broadway, Manhattan,
When Mr.. Metz was asked by one OF
the persons who heard NIL this what no
meant by II he said; oh. that2 That
was Joke, nothing else"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
MRS. pEsPARo SET FREE.

LONDON, March 4-The Home Sec
rotary has ordered Mrs. Despard re-
leased from prison on medical grounds.
She Is leader Of tho woman suffra Glsts
and recently was committed to jail with
others for too great activity in the
cause at the House OF Commons.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
THE USUAL SYMPTOMS.

Having used S. S. S. quite extensively, ! am In
position to know It's virtues As the result Of Sc
suffered severely with Rheumatism and other
symptoms not necessary to mention friend told
me he had been cured OF my trouble BY S. S. S.
and upon his recommendation began its use. Az
eleansed Of all poisons and made pure and strong
again.
wish also to speak Of its tonic properties, II
built up my general health, it improved my Ape
tite, gave me increased strength and ielt better
In every way. am a great believer in S. S. S.,
and VITA pleasure recommend Il to all who need
good blood medicine. ROBERT M. zWElTZlG.
so Chestnut Street, Lebanon, Pa.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
WHATS THE tSE?"

This II the title Of the very clever song
now being sung by Jack Barrymore at the
broadway Theatre In "a stubborn Cinder.
Viis." Words and music complete with
ks1t Sundays World,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
The closing Prices.

To.day's hi.Nrst ioN's' aai 'a'i prizes ~
t.onEs and NJ H"i hHr'. as ''HnAIr" WIN
,estsrdl,s uaiI figures are as follows
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04
play
|DanCe
Music or
Accomplishments
ITO the Voice Yourself

The Autotone-the piano all can play
either by hand or by perforated music
rolls-has no limitations in the interpre-
tation OF music.
On it you can play with equal ease
Grand Opera, Symphonies, Concertos;
and Tor recreation pure and simple it
brings to you complete repertoire OF
dance music, popular songs, and ballads,
Music should be part of your home life
the Autotone is to music what printing
is to literature-you can play the Auto
tone as easi ly as you can read books.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

INK Secretary; Mrs. I, NJ, Apple. Finan.
cinl Secretary Mrs. u. Rocder, Cor
regpOnding Secretary
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

Removing the symptoms is not all that necessary to cure
Contagious Blood Poison The viruent germs which produce
these outward manifestations be completely driven from the
blood before real be effected The least faint left the
circulation WILL later fresh outbreak OF the trouble
with all the hdeouS symptoms of liberated mouth and throat copper
colored splocheS falling hair and ulcers, etc.
Contagious Blood Poison is the most eacherOuS OF all dis
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

With your Au;otone you
can play these or any o.
the l5.UvO pieces o! Auto.
Zone music o.day
PROGRAMME
Songs without Words.
Menfslfsohn
Ny Roy Rambler,
Van Alstyns
Hansel ami GretpI.
llumpsrdinch
MsnE,n!iiO. Dance
Mevicana......... Robyn
KITTY GREY elections.
q Divine Reteemtr. Gounoi
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

eases. II has its victims
in its power almost before
they realize its presence,
because its first symptom
is usually a little sore or
pimple so insignificant that
il does not excite suspicion.
But the insidious poison is
at work on the blood and
in a snort while the patient
finds he is more or less
affected from head to foot.
Contagious Blood Poi
sen is too dangerous to trifle
with. No time should be
lost in Kidding the blood of
this destructive poison, and
In no disease is it more i'm
portant to have the proper
remedy Medicines which
merely check the symptoms
for a time and leave the
real cause smouldering in
The system have brought
misery and disappointment
10 thousands. Faithfully
the sufferers took such
treatment, usually of min
eral nature, and when all
symptoms had disappeared
and the treatment was left
off, found the virus had
only been shut up in the
system awaiting a favorable
opportunity to return, with
every symptom intensified.
S. S. S. cures Con-
tagiouS Blood Poison and
cares il permanently. 1t
goes down into the blood
and removes every particle
and healthy, and does not
for future outbreaks. S. s
and barks. all Of which are
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

The Autotone Is the su-
pre- me development
among musical instru.
mcnts. In u are concen.
tr2ted not only o conf
plete piano for hand
playing, but Ialso the
perfect means whereby
any one Is enabled 10 IN
terpret A l. | music
artisticallv
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1909-03-04

and removes every particle of the poison makes the circulation pure
and healthy and does leave the slightest of the disease
for future outbreaks s. S. S. is made entirely Of roots herbs
and barks all Of which healing and cleansing in their nature
1t does not contain particle OF mineral in form to inure the
delicate parts Of the system S. s. S. will also drive out any
lingering remains of mineral poison that may be in the blood from
the former treatment If you suffering with Contagious Blood
Poison S. S. S. will YOU because will purify your blood
Home treatment book and any medical advice free all who write
TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
Beware OF ointments for Catarrh that
Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
OF smell and completely derance the whole
system when entering II through the mu-
cOus surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from repu-
table physicians, as the damage they will
do is ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by f. ]. Cheney Co., To
ledo, 0hlo contains no mercury, and Ia
taken internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you
get the genuine 1t Is taken internally and
made in Toledo Ohio, by +. ]. Cheney & Co.
Testimonials free.
Sold by druggists. Price 75c per bottle
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
tlon
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22

Everyone would be benefited by
taking Foley's Orino Laxative for con-
stipation, stomach and liver troubles
as 1t sweetens the stomach and breath,
gently stimulates the liver and regu-
lates the bowels and is much superior
to pills and ordinary laxatlves. Why
not try Foley's Orino Laxative today?
Koeppen Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
Conclaye OF Firms.

Calumet, Mich, June ga big
gathering of the Finnish people of
the northwest, from Michigan to
Montana, assembled here today for a
celebration which will end Thursday
with the great midsummer festival
of st. John. The old custom, cos
tunes and games Of the fatherland
Will be revived during the reunion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
Stomach Troubles.

Many remarkable cures of stomach
troubles have been affected by Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
One man who had spent over two
thousand dollars for medicine and
treatment was cured by few boxes
Of these tablets. Price 25 cents Sam
pies free at all good dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
Royalty TO Meet.

London, June 22,-offlcial an
nouncement is made to the effect
that Emperor Nicholas of Russia will
meet King Edward at Cowes early in
August, following the czar's meeting
with President Fallieres Of France at
Cherbourg on July 81.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22

At Chicago-The Chicago Cleve-
land game was postponed on account
OF rain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
COAL BUNKERs
MAY BE ON FIRE

Seattle, June 22.-The crew OF the
big Hill liner Minnesota, aboard
which a fire started Saturday and
for ~ hours threatened the destruc-
tion of the vessel. today began emp
tying the coal bunkers, where the
blaze originated, of their contents.
They fear the fire is still smoldering
in the hundreds of tons of coal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
Standing Of the Teams.
RntterIes Northwest Games.

Batteries Northwest Games.
At Portland-Vancouver, Hall and
Brooks; Portland, Kinsella and MUIR
ray.
At Seattle-Tacoma Berger and
Kellackey; Seattle, Seaton and ous-
ter.
At Standardization, Gritty and
Krelty; Spokane, Wright and Spen-
Ger.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22

The best at right prices in lawn
movers, garden hose, grass catchers,
the famous Insurance Gasoline Stove,
also the only lawn trimmer in the
city-it saves your knees and back.
LaDow & Peterson.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
Of THE BIG
GAMES YESTERDAY
NORTHWESTERN LEAGUE.

At Portland-Vancouve 1; Port
land 0,
At Seattle-Tacoma A. Seattle, s.
At STANDARDIZATION, 1; spo-
kane, 8.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22

Covering your neighbors with
lampblack will not react with white
wash on yourself.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-22
COAST LEAGUE.

At Los Angeles-Sacramento, 6;
Veernon, /.
The Washington herald., 1909-05-17
THE GREAT NATIONAL SPORT.
Baseball Holds Interest "a No Other
Game Ever Did.
Prom the Columbia State

fToEn The Columbia State.
The contests for the pennants. not
only in two major leagues, but in the
minor organizations. are now well under
way. It Is probable that from this time
on 10000 persons viii be gathered at
the baseball parks throughout the coun-
Try every afternoon, and, when the sea-
son shall have ended, a count VIII prob
ably show that the total attendance has
been n excess OF 1o.0co0 900 people There
are perhaps 500 professional bail players;
they draw more than S1.000, 900 IL wages,
which is hardly one-third OF what we
shall pay for the excitement these dia-
mond contests give
Verify, baseball Is our national game
compared with whose fortunes the green
bey-sree h0urished not at all PuEflism
Is decadent. horse racing Is not as pop
ular as OF old; but baseball seems TO have
a frTuer hold than ever on public favor
There are some 70 whom roofing IS
not an edifying spectacle. Our ssnsibiiI-
ties are IN no way sfronted by II. We
could. we're We so disposed. set I'd a
thesis that would incontestabIy prove that
the excitement or bleachers and grand
stand Is altogether salutary Individually.
and socially. physically, morally, psy-
chOlOgicslly. and psthOl0gicaIly. Let en-
root II Il the only known way 20 explode
without injury. and ali OF US need TO let
OF steam now and then. Il is moi Dig
n!hed. but II IS hsalthful
The Washington herald., 1909-05-17
Something Wrong in Maryland.

II il be true that Senator Rsyner Is TO
( be called on to put Up something Ike
$1,000 for his share Of the expenses OF a
Senatorial primary in Maryland in which
he is TO have no opposition for reelection
TO the high Office he now holds. there is
something radically wrong somewhere
that needs righting.
II the ability TO put Up $1,000 as a con-
dition precedent TO participation in an
election as a candidate before the people
be accepted as Just and equitable. then
the field for the selection OF Senatorial
timber Is at once sharply defined and
rather definitely circumscribed And II
embraces only men Of wealth or. at least,
Of financial resourcefulness sufficiently
ample to insure the easy command OF a
large sum OF money with which 70 fur
ther an ambition probably now altogether
too alluring 70 very rich citizens.
The possession OF great wealth Is by
no means necessarily a bar 20 Sena-
torial preferment. nor is It indisputably
desirable that all our Senators Be poor
men first and Senators second There is
no objection 10 q Senator being abundant
ly blessed with this worlds goods, nor IS
It a matter Of vital Importance that he
must depend on his salary alone for his
creature comforts: but neither his wealth
nor his poverty should operate within IT.
self either 10 the progress OF his honest
purposes OF the retarding Of the same.
II Senator Rayner. or any other Sena-
tor. IS called on 70 pay considerably
more than one-third Of the salary for
his entire Senatorial term TO come (pro-
vided he live it OUT before he may even
become a candidate without opposition, It
stands TO reason that men Of large intel
Iect out small purses viii hesitate gener-
ally before entering the lists for prefer
ment along Senatorial lines.
The primary system OF choosing Sena-
tors is on trial before the people. It may
have It's advantages over the old way.
and it may be the very thing we need
in our political business But surely here
IS a condition in Maryland that should
not be permitted TO stand: and II it IS. it
viii be productive Of much future trouble.
we suspect.
Maryland owes it to herself 70 return
Senator Rayner TO the seat he has filed
so ably. and without any such tax upon
him as is proposed