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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
cheered Him Up.

The prisoner was downcast.
Cheer up" said his lawyer. I've
got jury of twelve men too stupid to
find out that you're guilty"
Naturally the client took a morel
hopeful view.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Impressed.

81 appear to have made something
of an impression on that man over
there" remarked young lady at a
wedding party 'He has been looking
at me ever since | arrived"
eff you mean that one with the
black mustache, he's the detective en-
gagged to look after the presentsp' said
q friend.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
CLEMINSON TO GRAND JURY

Physicians Case Will Be One of the
First Taken Up.
One of the first cases to be called to
the attention of the grand jury at Chi
cago is that of DR.. Haldane Cleminson,
who under the verdict of the coroner's
jury failed to secure the generation
demanded by his attorneys.
The jury held that Mrs. Cleminson' S
death was due to poison and that the
circumstances were sufficiently sus-
picious to warrant holding her hus-
band.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
MRS. KAUFMAN FINED 500

Woman Accused of Murder Found
Guilty of Battery.
At Fort Andreau, S. D., Mrs. Emma
Kaufman, accused of the murder of
Agnes Polreis, a domestic, was found
guilty of battery by the jury
She was sentenced to pay fine Of
800 or to serve fifty days in Jail. The
dne was paid.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Very Little Change.

'sIt's three years since was in this
city" said stranger in restaurant
as he was walking out after finishing
his dinner; 'scity looks the same"
ST don't find much changer respond
ed the waiter as he took up the nickel
that was left on the table.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Brave Reply.

The Sunday School Teacher-And
now, children, can you tell me, when
language they spoke in? Little Harry
Green-Please, sir, Assyrian Bellman.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Rebuked.

Guilty or not guilty ?' asked Dutch
justice Of prisoner.
Not guilty"
'sDen vat you want here? Go about
your businessv'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
interested.

"Wot We readin' about, CHIMNEY
"About guy named Hannibal. He
wuz de greatest general Of bis time
Football or kansas City
Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
circumstances.

Circumstances: The man of genius
creates them, the man of talent uses
them, the fool looks at them without
seeing them. Charles Marcy
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
RICH MAN TO WORKHOUsE
Must Serve Five Days for Exceeding
the Auto Speed Regulations.

At Minneapolis, Mimi, Ralp Shull.
a wealthy young lumberman, and
secretary of the J. w. Shull Lum-
Der company of this city. who was SEN
fenced to the workhouse for five days,
without the option of a fine, for ex-
ceeding the speed limit in his automo-
bile, said that he would serve his time.
The Judge told Mr.. Shull when he
sentenced him that fine would do no
good.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Quite Handy.

1.-THE automobile is a great institu-
tion.'
"For instancew
"You can sit up in it as you pass a
friend and crawl under 1t when a
creditor heaves into sight. louisville
Courier Journal
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Curious Trait.

Some women are willing to wear
almost nothing on the stage so that
they may appear in fine clothes of
the stage.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Occupyinu.

Dressing dolls has become the serious
business of a great many people but
especially OF American men.-Puck.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
Highly FIattered.

''Your glasses" she said. have made
a great difference in your appearance =
do you think sop he asked.
Yes. You look so intelligent with
them on."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25

Politeness is one Of the best invest
ments known. It pays enormous divi-
bends.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25

Talent knows what to do; tact knows
what not to do.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25
MAJOR HADLEY SUCCUMBS
Father of Missouri's Governor Strick.
en- With Apoplexy at BalIgame.

Major James M. Hadley, father OF
Governor Herbert S. Hadley of Mis-
souri,, died at his home at DeSoto, Kan
Governor Hadley was with his father
when the end came.
Major Hadley suffered stroke of
apoplexy while attending a baseball
game in Kansas City several weeks
ago.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-06-25

There Is not a single moment In life
that we can afford to lose.-Gc ulburn-4
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-10

\ are painting and papering their entir'
houses are Mr.. Plogge, Mr.. Welsh
Mr.. Quathamer and Mr.. Newbaum.
MIR. Hemphill will also paper the banl
and considerable on his residenc,
property. Having q paper hanger il
town is making business in that lin.
rushing.
Miss Pearl Bonney entertained q
party of young folks at cards Satur-
day evening.
Mrs. Less Sullivan had few
friends in to spend the evening Sun
day in honor of Miss Nellie Sullivan
who will soon go to Omaha to live.
There will be services in the Catho-
lie church here Sunday. March %, at
eleven o'clock. Catholics please
take notice.
Thomas White. Jr., returned home
Thursday. after a few days visit
with relatives in Denison.
Bernice Bonney closed her winter
term of school Tuesday and came
home Wednesday for few days va
cation.
Mr.. Burman is building a fine new
barn on his farm north of town.
Mr.. Willis Lentz is having fine
big hog shed built on his farm just
east of town.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-10

pver the State Of Iowa and in too
many case means favorable recon-
mendation even though undeserved at
the time when the Word of the Coun-
ty Superintendent is all powerful with
the State examining board. The new
plan puts him where he can be alb
solutely fair and fearless without en-
dangering his living.
About the Township Treasurer, just
a word. l have taught 16 terms in
District No. 2 of Goodrich and Mrs.
Browne has taught the same time in
District No. of the same township
and in that time we have never drawn
a single dollar from the Township
Treasurer. Our orders were cashed at
any bank and could as we'll have
been settled with the County Treasur-
er and have saved the salaries to the
tax payers. An ex-treasurer of the
above township said that the office
was worth $40 and all he had to do
was to make an occasional settlement
with the bank. A sinecure! No Won
der the treasurer of the Des Moines
District is sending out circulars to the
treasurers of the state urging them to
fight for their graft and is being
re-echoed by the small fry of this and
other counties. The county Treasur-
err can handle this money with
no extra bookkeeping and as satis-
factorily to all and save perhaps $4,000
or enough to pay the salary of the
County Superintendent and County
School Board and have money left.
The district treasurer's Office is a
snap and pure graft"
Let us talk about improvement whe
two thirds of the teachers do not
change locations every first or second
term as they now do and when there
are fewer than 80 schools with less
than ten pupils in winter term and
when more than one third Of the
teachers are not teaching on either a
provisional or third grade certificate.
The above is the condition now after
twenty years of improvement!
STANLEY BROWNE.
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RICKETTS, NEWS.

C. P. Hoefer was down from Schles-
wig visiting friends here and his par.
ents in Charter Oak Saturday and
Sunday.
Claude Brogden of Deloit has been
in town a few days soliciting hail
insurance.
j. Jurgensen and Mary Minder
drove to Charter Oak Saturday after
noon.
Mrs. C. H. Vollerson was here from
Battle Creek visiting relatives a few
days.
A large crowd attended dancing
party given in the hall by Gus Rickert
Wednesday evening. the day being
his wife's birthday.
We failed to announce the arrival
of a fine baby girl to the Chas. Lyon s
home last week, and news come from
Mr.. and Mrs. L. M. Ryman of Ona-
wa telling of an eight pound boy.
who came Feb. 20 to live with them.
Albert Schultz of Schleswig was in
town Saturday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Jacobsen and
children drove to Charter Oak Satur-
day evening. Mrs. jacobsen had all
the pleasure of having wisdom
tooth pulled.
Birthday parties were enjoyed this
week at Mrs. Gus Jeschke's on Mon
day and Mrs. Peter Hintz on Sunday.
Frank Yeager, assistant on the
John Dorflar farm. attended the dance
in Charter Oak Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. John T1bbe of Ken
wood visited at the I. N. Vollerson
home few days.
Mrs. Geo. Riemer arrived from
Germany Saturday. George wa.
married to her while over there last
summer, but on account of serious
illness in her family she did not &C.
company him on his return.
Theo. Muenster lett for Davenport
Friday for an extended visit with
relatives.
Robert Loeck and family spent Sun
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Hugo Rix.
T. II. Claussen and Chas. Lyons
were out on the Soldier hunting ducks
Sunday.
Aug. Rasch and family were in
Schleswig Saturday calling on friends.
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GOODRICH NEWS.

Mrs. S. D. Newton and Miss Low
icie Morris returned home Wednesday
morning. after two weeks visit a,
Wells, Mimi, with their sister, Mrs.
w. C. Lee and family.
Miss Edna Myers will continue hel
spring school at Goodrich No. / with.
out vacation.
Herman Grill was in Deloit Satur-
day.
Claus Dethman made Deloit cal
Saturday.
L. F. Morris went to Denison Sat.
urday.
Willie and Louie Grill accompanied
by their cousin of Outer Creek town
ship visited the sights of Deloit Sat.
urday.
We see few King drags used or
our roads, but we would have better
roads if there were more in use.
John Cose is making preparations
to clear off 10-acre piece of ground
of its stumps. John will soon have a
nice little farm where he lives.
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scHLEsWIG ITEMS.

Frank Stegeman is on the sick list
since Thursday.
Frank Jones' have moved into one
of the John Ehler residences last
week.
Miss Hyson of st. Louis, Mo-.
came and surprised her aunt. Mrs.
Herman HOOK. Thursday.
Miss Click resigned her position
as Office girl at DR.. Jones' recently.
Miss Marie Rath of Denison will
now hold that position.
The Royal Neighbors were pleas.
antly entertained at Mrs. Herman
Rocks home Wednesday afternoon.
Mrs. Frank Stock received tele-
gram the latter part of last week
that her father. living near Red Oak,
was seriously. ill. Accompanied by
her children she left Immediately to
be at his bedside. Her friends hope
that he will be better.
The little baby of Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Peters died Saturday at 4:lO in
the morning. The dear little girl
had been the JOY of her parents ever
since birth about one year ago. The
babe was called Emma Peters after
her grandma. She leaves besides her
parents several little brothers and
one sister. The funeral was held at
the home northwest of town. From
there the procession proceeded to the
Nissen cemetery. where the little one
was laid to rest forever.
Mrs. John Hoiten and children de-
parted Saturday for Wall Lake,
where they will visit until April 1st.
At that time John will join them and
move to Dallas. S. D.
Ernest Stegeman, who has been Wis.
iting relatives in this vicinity fol
sometime, returned to Buck Grove
last week.
Miss K. Brohmke of Everly is nov
filling the position vacated by Mis-.
Robb as primary teacher in our
Schleswig schools.
Frank Reitz and family moved las
week to near Mapleton. where they
will reside on newly purchased farm
In Monona county.
The telephone company's gang ar,
busy putting in cables about thu
town.
Ernest Book is now at his new
duties as yard man at the Farmer
Lumber yard since Monday. Emf
Jepsen having resigned that position
and will now take up his old trade O.
carpentering.
Mr.. Jurgen Jebens has recent,
went into the poultry business. H,
thinks the outdoor work will be better
for his health.
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STANLEY BROWNE
ANSWERS
Give Views Opposed to Previous Review Con-
tributors on New School Law.

EDITOR REVIEW ask your In
diligence for space to note briefly
some of the vagaries of "a Farmer"
Another Farmer" and Subscriber"
which appeared in the last two issues
of your paper
When we hear men talking about a
board to be appointed, supposedly by
some higher power. it is time-not ex-
actly to send petitions as "Subscrib-
err suggests-but to get a copy of the
bill and read it to learn what it con-
tains.
This County Board is to be elected
by the PEOPLE at a non-partizan cleo
ton held in the spring and elected
from candidates who have previously
filed nomination papers so that the
people will have chance to know and
select. So much for the nonsense
about the people not ruling and about
taxation without representation. So
far as the salary of this county board
is concerned the closing of just two
OF those schools with less than five
pupils will pay the expense of meet
ing held every school month of the
year. Farmer" tries to carry the idea
that there is some scheme to consoli-
date when the fact is that the law is
not changed in substance from what
it now is on this subject; that is it is
left to the voters Of any community
to say If they want consolidation or
not.
Farmers" talk about the country
and city boys is wholly beside the
question. The exceptional boy or
sometimes the boy who has not had
exceptional advantages in either town
or country will always pass the herd
and proves nothing, not even that the
rural schools have been improving dur
ing the last 20 years. The fact is,
however, they have not been getting
better but have steadily fallen off in
attendance sure sign of lack of in.
terest on the part of the people.
The County plan means system and
plan and uniformity of work and re-
suits. 1t means more steady tenure
on the part of teachers and the Ger
tainty of dismissal for cause means
better work from them and will make
them more efficient just as the mail
carriers are efficient.
In the matter of the election of the
County Superintendent by the County
board; il there is one wise provision
in the law that is it. We all know
that time and time again men have
been elected to this important office
not because they had any ability, but
because they were good fellows" or
could put up combine with some
other good fellow in convention.
Under the new plan the County
Superintendent would be a learned ana
a skilled man or woman to do skill.
ed work with no political scores to
pay off or favors to grant to place
some one under obligations for future
use. We all know that political pull
has meant a certificate in the past all
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-10

II people were born right and after
wards lived right, there would be no
use for medicine. Every doctor knows
this. So do other well-informed people.
One thing more. When person lives
wrongly, or acquires bodily weakness by
heredity, medicine can do only very
little. Medicine cannot cure him. Only
charlatans claim that medicines Will
cure disease. Medicines may palliate
symptoms. Medicines may urge the
powers of Nature to resist disease. Med
icines sometimes arouse the efforts of the
human body to right itself against de-
engagements. This is the most that med
1cine can do.
A man accidentally puts his finger in
the fire. Instinctively he vets bis
finger in his mouth, then blows on it
for the cooling effect. This is no cure.
He knows it very we'll. But it makes it
feel better for the time being.
People eat unwisely. This produces
dyspepsia or indigestion. The only
rational cure is to eat correctly. Yet If
Q palliative is ut hand the pains OF indi-
gestion can be mitigated, the throes of
dyspepsia assuaged. The medicine can
not be said to have cured. 1t simply
palliates disagreeable symptoms. The
cure must come through right living.
Take Peruna, for instance. No one
claims Peruna is cure for dyspepsia.
But Peruna will stimulate the stomach
to perform its function properly. Peru
ma will increase the flow Of digestive
6uids, without which digestion cannot
b carried on at all. twill increase the
relish Of food, the appetite.
It Is admitted that all this can be
accomplished by right living, but there
are 80 many people who either will not
or do not know how to eat correctly that
. tremendous amount Of good can be
done by the wise use of Peruna.
A stomach that has been frequently
abused performs the function Of diges-
tion very lazily. Such stomach allows
the food to remain undigested for some
time after it is swallowed. This leads
70 fermentation of the food. Sour stom-
sch Is the result. This goes on week
after week, until the blood is poisoned
with the products Of fermentation. This
condition is very apt to produce rheum-
0tism.
tits not claimed that Peruna will cure
Iheumatism. Nothing will cure rheum-
atism but correct living. But it is
claimed that Peruna will assists badly
ebpsed stomach to perform its work.
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Are Drugs Necessary?
Do Drugs Cure Disease?
Can Nature be Assisted?

II person would correct his habits
persist in right eating and temperate
ways, undoubtedly the stomach would
right itself, the blood would rid itself OF
the poison, and everything would be
right. But as said before there are a
multitude of people who will not or can
not adopt right methods of living. To
such people Peruna is boon. A dose
before meals will assist the stomach to
do its work. This prevents fermenta-
ton Of the food, brings about normal
digestion, and all the train of ills that
follow indigestion disappear.
In other words, Peruna is helpful to
those who live badly, or those who
have acquired some chronic weakness
Peruna does not cure, but it assists the
powers of Nature to bring about cure
The whip does not increase the power
of the horse to pull load, but Judi
ciously used it stimulates the horse to
use his powers at the right time, with.
out which he could not have pulled the
load.
This illustrates the effect Of Peruna
or any other good remedy upon the sys'
tenn. Taken at the right time, 1t calls
forth the powers Of the human system
to meet the en roachments Of disease
and thus cuts Short, II not entirely ends
the diseased action.
No one should ever attempt TO substi'
tute medicine In the place Of rigAt liv
ing. In the end such an attempt viii
prove disaster. Batan oosasioaA rs,
Of the right medicine at The right tim,
is godsend, and NO reasonable person
will under alo to deny II.
Those who know how 10 use PeTun,
find it Of untold value. BY and by th,
world will get wise enoash so tina
through correct living No medicine Q
all will be needed. But the4 t&ns ha
not arrived. In the msaAtisas, Will
the world is appeosoha1s that perfec
ton In which al medicine VII BE- sRtm
mated, Parana is o handy remedy
have In the home.
Slight dexaaeeneRts Of tho stomach
slight catarrhal asanekse6 tho liver, tn
throat, bronchial tables, lsnes or bow
els; these attacks are sase 10 lad 4
grave diseases, and can b s~srted b,
tho judicious uee of Peruna.
Wouldn't you like to rssd lew IN
solicited testimonials from people VIII
have used Peruna, and who stand read,
to confirm the above statements con
corning 1t. II 30, address the Perun
Drug Manufacturing Co., Columbus
Ohio. and we will send some prepaid.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-10
BUCK GROVE ITEMS.

Mrs. Mike Thompson and Mrs.
Tom Thompson, nieces of Mrs. Mel
son came over from Irwin Tuesday 80
visit their aunt and family. Mrs.
Mike Thompson left Wednesday
morning for Summit. S. D.. where
she..will make her future home. Mrs.
Tom Thompson returned to Irwin
Wednesday. She was accompanied
by Mrs. Nelson, who after short
business visit returned home Thurs
day.
Mrs. Margaret Kelly of Mitchell,
S. D.. was in town on business for a
few days last week. She has sold
her farm in this vicinity and was set
ting up some business affairs. she
went from here to Omaha.
There was an oyster supper given
in Mofitt's hall last Friday evening
under the auspices of the M. E..
church. AS it was not advertised.
the turn out was not as it should have
been. Some living in town did not,
even know Of it.
The Ladies' Aid society met with
Mrs. Frank Slater last Thursday aft
ernoon and there was very good at
tendance.
Mrs. Nelson is having barn built
on her property here. The work is
being done by her son. Lawrence
Peterson from Denison.
Mrs. Ida Krohn attended the teach
ers' meeting at Manila Saturday.
Mrs. George Harvey and daughter,
Glenn. returned from their Dakota
trip Friday morning. They each flee
on land and are delighted with the
country. They expect to leave fol
their new home about May 1st.
Miss Nora Finnigan went to Manil
la Saturday for an over Sunday visi
with relatives there.
Mr.. Charles Clinton was a county
seat visitor Monday.
Roy Cruise and family from neal
Dunlap have moved to this vicinit,
and now get their mail at Buck Grove
Miss Mollie Griffin went down t,
Dow City to visit her sister, Mrs
Willis Virgins. who had an attack o
the grip. Mollie returned Saturda,
evening. Gertie Griffin also cam,
home from Denison, where she is at
tending school for an over sunda.
visit.
Mrs. d. Henderson of Castana Wis
tied Mrs. Harvey from Saturday unit
Sunday.
Mr.. Walworth has returned iron
his winter visit in Lincoln and will
spend the summer with his daughter
Mrs. l.. w. Hagan and family.
Mrs. Adolph Peterson returne,
from few weeks visit in Illinoi
Sunday.
The painters and paperhangers are
quite busy in Buck Grove now days
as nearly every body is having some
thing of the kind done to their resi-
dence property. Among those wit
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-03-10
As Advertised.

l purchased jbottle of Chamber
lain's Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. and found it to be all claimed
for it in the advertisements. Three
of the family have used it with good
results in summer complaint. H. E.
Howe. publisher of the Press. High.
land, Wis. For sale by Phi. A.
Schlumberger. 9-5
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Buy your furniture of Fastje. Price
always the lowest. Aft
IMPORTANT TO AGENTS.

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will pay no commission for subscrip-
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is so small, with the magazine as a
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mitted for each renewal. Liberal
commissions will be paid for bona fide
new subscribers. but they must be
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change of name. Agents throughout
the county will please take notice.
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Lame Shoulder.

Whether resulting from u sprain or
from rheumatic pains, there is moth
ing SO good for lame shoulder as
Chamberlain's Liniment. Apply it
freely and rub the parts vigorously
at each application and quick cure
is certain. For sale by Phi. A.
Schlumberger. 9-5
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