The sun., 1909-06-28
MEET TO REVERENCE SHAW
FELLOWSHIP TOLD THAT HE IS
THE GREATEST SISSY OF ALL.
Alexander Harvey Enllghtcns the Cult as
to the Philosophy Of the Sissy, with
Some Side Remarks on womcn-su.
gene Wood wishes He Were Home.

Some Side Remarks on womcp-lsu-
gene Wood wishes He Wore Home.
A new bund came to light last evening,
the bund of the q. b. SIZES. They have
discovered that tho sissies rule the world
Of intellect and that g. B. s. is the greatest
sissy Of them all. Alexander Harvey told
all about 1t at the meeting at the home OF
Or, Charles H. Jaeger, Park avenue and
Fifty-eighth street, where the George
Bernard Shaw Fellowship was In session.
with some OF the cream OF socialism
gathered about.
SHAW said Mr.. Harvey. whom we
are here to honor, is what we over here
call sissy. Strange. is 1t not. how the
sissy has stamped himself on the thought
of the world! See our oolleges-all under
the control of sissies. Look at the men
who are organizing Socialist meetings all
over the oountry-sissies.
why, it's almost impossible to be a
sissy and escape successl That. breathed
Mr.. Harvey. is one Of the great calamities
Of the age. The greatest sissy OF the
world is George Bernard Shaw. Our very
slang is the sissyfcation Of language
I1clb EukeI0 W oOuy WIN Wbo bOWh DC
the next speaker. stole over to the re-
porters and with his fingers crossed
stage whispered do leave me out of
this. didn't know what was In for OF
wouldn't have come.
Let me illustrate" Mr.. Harvey was
saying. 'the attitude Of the sisses. They
say the institution Of marriage is In dan
ger. Not at all. The whole American
people might abolish marriage and the
institution Of marriage wouldn't be in
danger at all. Only the people would be
in danger not the institution.
Whenever you find a man getting up
before an audience and talking with
certain yolubility you can put him down
as q sissie."
This Mr.. Harvey said slowly and there
was timid applause.
Then take the intellectual sissy he
said. President Hadley OF Yale is next
to George Bernard Shaw the greatest
living sissy. The sissy when intellectual
seems incapable OF bridging the gulf
between the educated mind and the half
to write so that the half educated can
understand. Why can't the college man
make a living here at writing unit! he has
lived here for some years. Because
they've made a sissy OF him. / don't
think you can find a single Shavian any
where who is really and truly educated
The woman whom Shaw corrupts Is the
educated woman who comes down from
Vassar or over from the European con-
vents, never the half educated woman.
THE fundamental idea Of morality i'm
planted in the male mind by the Almighty
is that he can't respect any woman unless
he believes absolutely and implicitly
in her virtue. Everything. Shaw has
written is against this. That's the
that women have adhered to the system
of morality that men have laid down for
them. That is sissy logic. Mans idea
of woman's virtue was implanted in the
male mind by the Almighty himself Men
go home and talk to their wives OF Shaw
and tnink that they are intellectual.
Really they're only playing the sitsv.
the average sissy.
Suppose that I set out to seduce
young woman from the paths OF virtue.
what would be my first step? Clasps.
Why, to take to her a volume Of Shaw's
plays, and next H. G. Wells's novels
u. Tridon, who is French and wears
affluent whiskers, arose and said that he
did not believe all that MIR. Harvey said
and did not believe that Mr.. Harvey
believed it. The way. he said. was to
buy her good dinner and kiss her
Eugene Wood. who was compelled to
speak after all. said that he thought he
would not stir the muddy pools but just
fill in the time until Leon Dabo's turn
came. -Of the earth earthly" quoth Mr.
Wood. and after a thoughtful pause
added. -and of the nuts nutty;-l cannot
quite take up that attitude OF mind,
but" as it seemed relevantly or irrele
vantly-"Mr. Dabo is a vegetarian in the
highest estate, believe
When Mr.. Wood'got back TO Shaw he
observed: The business Of Shaw. as ]
take it, is to act as the plagocyte Of human
society
After which MIR. Dabo said few say
ings, each sentence beginning SHAW