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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1909-10-01

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The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
COMMISSIONERS LOOK GOOD
Capture Four-inning Contest from
Central High by 4 to l.
Large Crowd of Departmental League
Fans Witness Initial Workout
of the FavOrite Team.

In a practice game Of three and a half
innings duration az Union League Park
yesterday afternoon. the fast Commis-
sioners team. pennant aspirants in the
Departmental League. defeated the fast
Central High School nine by 4 10 l.
4 large crowd Of Departmental League
fans were on hand to root FOR their IA
vorites. and went home with glad
hearts. FOR the playing Of the team in the
curtain-raiser was substantial proof that
il has lost none OF the ginger that has
characterized its work for the past few
years.
The high school team was anything but
an easy proposition for their reputable
opponents. and were in the game all the
time Their fielding was OF the snappy
variety. and although they were credited
with but a brace OF bingies. the players
hit the ball hard at every opportunity.
Bullock. who served them over for
Central was touched Up FOR six hits, but
has all the ear marks OF an excellent
slabman. He failed 10 use a single
curve during the four innings. depending
entirely on his speed 10 fool the opposing
batSmen- For the first three sessions he
had them guessing. and caused four
Commissioners 70 fan the air. However
in the fourth inning. they landed on his
delivery for q total Of FIVE safeties
which, coupled with several poor deci-
siOns OF an inexperienced umpire. cost
the high school team the game
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
CPORTING SIDELIGHTC
~ urVE ukuuv ~
BIZ BILL BAILEY

The old town IS waking UP. Notice the
full box scores?
Two weeks from to-day and the Ma
tiOnals viii be with us-waitiug for the
bell to ring.
Boxers caught in the act in Boston
were fined SO apiece. Amount OF the
fine as a punishment probably CORE
spends with their ability as boxers
sam Simon. left fielder on the George
totwn baseball nine. caught one in prec-
tice on the end OF his left thumb His
ability as a piano player is damaged %
cents worth.
They've got one out at Maryland Agri-
cultural college bigger than Cy Mac
Donald. His name Is Hicks. and he's
bulky enough to crack a safe.
The predicted wall from Baltimore has
made its appearance. Raw dear they
claim in National Guards meet. Wait
until both sides of the story come out
just wait.
The doctors Of sports report that the
temperature Of baseballists is rapidly ris-
lag The only fatalities that will result
win be the deaths % Of dear Old grand
parents Of our Office boys. who con-
veniently expire every opening day Of
the baseball season.
Dear Bill: Please publish your opinion
OF the following:
No. l-Why does Feather weight Champion Abe
Attell pick lemons instead Of Sighting Owen NIorang
No. 2-Why does Lightweight Champion Battling
Nelson refuse 10 fight any one az al?
No. 3-Why does Middle weight Champion" Stan
ley Ketc4leIl refuse 10 hght Sam Langfords
No. why has Heavy weight Champion JACK
johnson sdestepped hB match with sam Langford
in LondonG
Yours READER.
Answer-Make a noise Ike a yellow
streak'-that's the answer.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
OUR YANNIGANS WIN
Topeka Club Held Safe at
Every Stage.
SILVER IN THE COLD
Fielding of johnson and Pickering
Prove 10 BE the Features OF n
One-sEded COntest-GrOOm, Gray,
and Hughes on the Firing Line.
Final Score L. o to 5.

Special 70 The Washington Herald.
Topeka, Kans, March H.-Hughes'
Yannigans took an easy game from the
locals to-day by the score OF 9 20 ;. At
no time were the Nationals in danger
Of defeat The work OF Johnson and
Pickering in the field was the feature.
johnson was especially brilliant. pulling
them or the boards after apparently I'm
possible runs.
A cold wind whistled through the
grand stand and across the field, making
even the players shiver. and the crack
Of the bat being pounded against the
and Groom did the slab work for the
Yaunigans and Kahoe and Rapp alter
mated behind the plate. Eddinger han
died the indicator.
Pickering started IT, In the initial in
ming he hit the first ball pitched across
the plate for a single; Kahoe walked.
and Rapp and Johnson followed Picker
ing's example. A run resulted for the
Hughes crowd.
In the third. hits of BarnuTn. coupled
with his errors, gave the visitors "a
chance 20 dent the JOY pan twice. In
this melee Rapp and Shipke singled and
Johnson tripled.
H. In the fourth, Kahoe, Keeley. and
Gray nit and two runs resulted. Errors
by Downs and Tommason and a brace Of
hits by Pickering and Kaphans spelled
three more runs for the visitors.
Doubles by Fenton and singles by
Cooley and Cullen gave the locals two
In the fourth. That was all until the
Grooms delivery, Downs did likewise
Kahl lived because Of Pickering's FUN
bic, and Cullen hit Then Nagel singled
TO right and Kaphans played the ball
badly. and every one but Nagel romped
home
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
BrIton. Win Chess Match

Brooklyn. n. Y. March Z7.-Great Brit
ain won the international cable chess
match with America for temporary pos-
session Of the Sir George Newnes trophy
this evening. by score Of 3 points 10 I
One game wiz have 20 so 70 Baron
Rothschild. OF Vienna for adjudication
It not having been completed within the
time limit. but as il is a certain victory
FOR England. that country may win bv
a score OF s 10 4
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
NATIONALS AGAIN
DEFEAT WICHITA
Opposing TwiFler Is Bumped
for Thirteen Safe Hits.
THE FINAL SCORE IS 8 TO /
Johnson, Barns, and Smith Take
Turns In BOx-KanSas Team Gains
Only Tally on Walter, who Was
Hit for Three Safeties - UngIaub
and Freeman Hitting Ball Hard.
THE FINAL SCORE IS 8 TO l
81 . The - Herald.

Special 70 The Washington Herald.
Wichita, Kans.. March 27--As a base
ball repeater. washington has climbed
right into the class with the Cubs.
It repeated to-day by administering a
thorough drubbing to Wichita. by S to l.
and then did not half try. In view OF the
sad record on previous training trips,
this double walioping OF a Western
League team Is not TO be despised
The score could have been larger to-
day, but 1t was again cold and blustery.
and after the eight runs had been accu-
mulated the lads refused TO let them
selves out to the limit
: Walter johnson pitched the last three
innings, and the Wichitaites got next TO
him better than any minor outfit he has
struck this trip. They tapped him for
three singles and a double and made
him give a pair OF passes that forced IN
the only run for the other side. John
son was trying 20 strike them out in
pinches, and experimental with all CT his
fancy shoots. which accounted for his
seemingly disastrous wfldness-
Two Hits on smith.
Charley Smith pitched the first three
rounds. and allowed two scattered hits.
Bin Burns held the enemy hitless in his
three innings.
Unglaub and Freeman distinguished
themselves by the force and timeliness
Of their hits. which cut a lot Of ice in
the score. The error charged TO Nc
Bride might have been allowed as a hit.
for the ball bounded somewhat badly in
the rough inheld and went through his
legs without him touching it.
As Cantillon and Clyner are still hunt
ing, Blankenship again played right field.
He opened the first inning BY drawing a
pass from Andrews, a child wonder from
Arkansas City. Ganley and Unglaub
made short hits. filing the bases. Free
man singled to right. scoring Ganley and
Blankenship. sending Unglaub 10 third.
and himself taking second on the throw
20 the plate. COnroy singled 20 center.
tallying Unglaub and Freeman. Street
tripled scoring Conroy.
In the second round Ganley doubled.
and got 10 third on Unglaub's swat 70
left Freeman sacrificed. letting in Can
ley. but Unglaub. who had taken second
on the throw 10 the plate on Ganley, was
tagged at the pan trying TO make two
bases on Freeman's bunt.
Freeman CIouts Out a Double.
Freeman opened the fifth inning with
a double. Conroy was robbed by Middle
tons fine catch. Freeman took third on
Tannehil's out, and scored on McBride's
single Street singled Mcbride to third
and stole second Street was caught be-
tween second and third and put out, but
Mcbride scored.
The third game with Wichita Will be
played tomorrow, and Washington leaves
tomorrow night at 1870 for Topeka for
three games.
Wichita's one run came after two were
out in the eighth. Pettigrew singled
cleanly 20 right, and Anderson put him
on third with a neat drive 20 center
Pennell and Cole were given transporta-
ton. which forced in Pettigrew. Richter
was easy for Freeman.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Totals.....-......--
IBatted fOr slapnicka in the seventh.

Three-base hits-Nagel. johnson. Two-base hit
Fenlon. Sacrifice hits-Afeinke (2). Kshoe johnson.
Double play-G.oom 70 Meinke 10 Rapp. Hits-Of
Baruum s in three innings; OF Slapnicka. 5 in
three innings; Of Scott, ! in one inning; of Tom
mason. in one inning: on Hughes 2 in three IN
nings; of Cray. 3 in three innings OF Groom
in three innings, Struck out-By Slapnicka .: by
Hughes Q; By Groom l. Bases on balls-Oh Bar
mum. 1: of Slapnicka. !; OF Tommsson. I; OF
GRAY. 1; OF Groom l. Wild ptches-Tommasou. 2
Tupire-AIr Edqinger Attendance-6D
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Veternn sIo.son 1s Beaten.

New York. March 27.-Lewis Cure de-
feated George Slosson tonight in the
eleventh game Of the ls-2 billiard tourna-
ment for the worlds championship now
in progress at the Madison Square Car
den Concert Hall The result was some
what of a surprise. as SlossOn, had shown
such grand form early in the week. The
score was 500 TO s3i.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
CoNRoY'S LONG SUIT.

San Antonio, Tex. March E.-~Wid~
Conroy. considered by many 20 BE- the best
utility inheldeT IN the American League.
gets 4 bigger lead OF the bags than any
other man Herman schaefer coEes sec
ord IN this feature q base running.
How Conroy does Il never could ind
out. don't believe that any one can tust
figure It cut" said Joe CsnuIlon the otheg
day in discussing base-running.
IF Davy Jones could get as big a lead
as COnroy gets there IS probably nothing
that could stop him." remarked "Haghie
Jennings
ConrOy hardly ever gets caught. he Is
away OF the bags all the time. He can
get hack almost any time ctcher. pitcher.
OF inhelders whip the ball across IN an
effort 70 catch him napp.ng-
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Harvnrd. Z, Bowdoln. 3.

Cambridge. March H-The Harvard
baseball team defeated Bowdoin here this
afternoon in a six-inning practice game.
the first Of the Harvard season. by the
score of TO g. While Hicks was Ditch
ing for Harvard in the first FIVE innings
the visitors did not secure a single hit.
and not a man reached first, while the
Crimson team made six runs In that time
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
r. H q
SIorri.sey wins Fifteen-miIe Run.

Port Chester. n Y. March s7.-Reeord
time was made in the ffteen-and-three-
fifths-mile road race which was run or
at Rye-on-the-Sound under the auspices
OF the Y NJ c. A. clgb. Of this place
Thomas Morrissey. unattached. winner
OF last years Boston Marathon race. nm
ished first In 1.S,So James Malone. No
hawk Athletic Club. New York. was see-
Ond.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Earned rIns-Centrai. ]; Commissioners ? First
base by Commissioners. Left on bases
Central. A. Commissioners. l. First base o. balls
OR Bullock. 6: OF Beckett g Of Bunch. / In
rings pitched-By Beckett. 2; By Burch J. Hits
msde-On Beckett. 2; Of Bullock. s. Struck ont
By Bullock, 4; BY Beckett, 1; By BlIrch , Two
base hits Richardson, Harding Sacrifice hts
Rheem Handiboe Stolen bases-Boushee ~
Harrah. Hurley. Fay. Double plays-Harrah "a
Bullock 70 Boushee. Umpires-Messrs Meyers and
Howard.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Cambridge. March g7.-The Haverford
soccer football team defeated The Har-
ward team here this afternoon BY the
score Of 3 TO 2. Haverford clearly ex-
celled in team work and IN the technique
OF the game, though Leland, OF Harvard,
was the best player on either teamI
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Challenges VIII Be Published
in The Washington Herald

The Sporting Editor of The
Washington Herald viii gladly
publish challenges from all
teams. big and small amateur
and professional.
The Washington Herald prom
fses 10 give the future greats,
ns much space IA possible each
day.
Send your challenges, also ac-
counts OF games, direct 10 the
Sporting Editor Write as plainly
~ possible and on one side OF
the paper.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Philadelphia. March H.-The University
OF Pennsylvania Association football team
defeated Yale in an intercollegiate cham
pionship match at Wayne this afternoon
BY score Of 2 goals TO G
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Guess they think that nice new suit would St.
Bus Brown" style. Do think sol Not a bit:
What I~Eant Is a great big catchers mirt,
Uniform and mask and bat and ball.
Vice President Hayes and Manager
Winingder. of the Eagles Club. enter
tained a party Of newspaper men. legis-
lators. and clubmen after the oyster
roast last Thursday night. and it was
noticed that every time any one batted
an eye the waiter would bring in a tray
ful of Each one of the merry gather
Ing had 8 batting average OF over .425.
Yesterday afternoon the public PLAY
grounds were alive with kiddies and kid
deems arduously practicing new methods
TO break their precious young necks.
Smiling Sam Peters. Of the Market
House team. went hshing last Friday
out there in Hillsdale. D. c. sam baited
his hook with corn and landed two fine
pullets and an old guinea-keet.
Shfpke-would you like to live your life
over again, Jack?
Warner-Whati And have twice as
many errors checked against me?
Never!
According TO the Japanese seorebooks.
Delehanty and Burns batted over 1851
in games played during the Oriental trim
Old Boreas blew himself last Thurs
day. and also drove a sailor to drink
when the latter, impelled by the force
OF the former fell of the big wafer
wagon; Dolphin. into the Potomac.
Col, Roosevelt does not fear to hear
the lions roar. nor the Oyster Bay.
either, for that matter.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Owing 70 a ruling Of the Post-ofice De-
partment. the baseball coupons, published
in The Washington Herald batting order
contest for the h-st league game Of the
season. are held 10 be in violation Of the
postal laws
Announcement IS. therefore. made that
the contest is closed dating from Thurs
day. March g
This does not hlean. however. that the
prizes. a season pass for the first correct
batting order. a box for the second game
Of the series. and fifteen grand stand
seats for the next fifteen correct answers
viii De held back
The prizes win be awarded on April g.
the day following the opening game.
Deep Interest shown.
The Washington HeraId's contest has
created wide interest. and the sporting
editor is in receipt OF thousands Of
coupons from various District fans.
Coupons were stamped Immediately az
ter arrival az the sporting desk and lied
away IN good order.
!. The season pass. as stated previou Is.
goes 10 the first person whose ccuc0n
names the correct batting order OF "a
Nationals when they take the ficld
against New York at American League
Park on April p This pass provides for
a grand stand seat al all home games.
For the second correct guess a box seat
ing six persons has been reserved for
the second game OF the series on April
Is. and 10 the following fifteen correct
guesses as many grand stand seats 10 the
third game Of the series
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

First base by eTroTs-Washington 2: Wichita. l
Left on bases-Washington. 4; Wichita. 7. First
base balls-Of johnson. ?; Of Andrews 2. OF
Shaner. I Innings pitched-By Smith 3; by Burns
s: 5y johnson. 3; b. Andrews. 8; by Shaner. 5; by
Bailey 2 Hits made-OR Smith, 2; OF johnson 4.
OF Andrews. 8: OF Shaner s. Struck out-Bv
Burns. 1; BY Johnson. 5: by Bailey L Three-bsse
hi:-Street Two-base hits-Ganley. Freeman. An
drcvs. Roberts. Hughes SacIidce hits Freeman.
Mcbride Stolen bases-Ungiaub Mcbride Street
Double plays-Andrews 10 Roberts 20 Quiesser: An
derscn 20 Hughes 20 Roberts Hit BY r5tcher-By
Burns. l. Wild pitch-Shaner. Umpre-Mr Ed
wards. Time Of gume-l hour and s. minutes. At
tendance 500
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
ONERECORDSMASHED
Sterret Raises Mark i'll Pole
Vault at Y. N. C. A. Meet.
MANY OTHER CLASSY EVENTS

Team Composed Of Patterson, Hide
brand, SmithsOn, and Young Wins
Specially Arranged Medley Race.
Steeker Wins Trophy offered Man
Scoring Greatest Namber Points.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Earred rlrs-G Georgetorn. J. Left on bases-
GooTgetCTn. 6; 81 A. @. g First hase OF hsIis-
OF Baizsr. 3, lh G-zson. J. Struck our-Bv Rslze-
10 by Grlscn. , TLree-hase hit-Nayco~k T,r,-
hase hits-llaycock. Mur,ty- Sacrifice hit-Navc'ck
stolen bsses-Dusan. Cogln. Eckeurode. Grason-
Hit b. piicher-By Balzer / Passed baIls-Sas-rl-
dcrs J. Unpi-o-Alr. Handiboe Tine u esre-1
hOg.r ana Is Minutes
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Pennsy. IIi \. y. T.. 8.

Philadelphia. March 27.-Pennsylvanla's 5
opening game Of the baseball season was
played AZ Franklin Field this afternoon,
when Pennsylvania defeated the New
York University by score OF Ii TO 5
Score;
RHE z
New York............ 90 % 9l0s0 0-5 10
c of P.--........... ; , . x-u a 3
Bstte-ies-G0rsch and Van Clife. Beams and
smith. Umpire-Mr. Moran.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

All those holding coupons intending 10
send them IN the last minute may bring
them into the Sporting Editor up 20 noon
on April L and such coupons VIII De
given proper credit Do not send by mail.
as such coupons are not maiiable and
cannot hereafter be counted.
1t is regretted that The Washington
Herald is forced 10 bring this contest TO a
close. as the fans had been thoroughly
aroused and were responding by the hun
dreds- The contest as Il now stands has
easily proved more popular than pre-
vicus sporting contests in Washington.
Watch for the announcement on Aprl Il
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Highlander. at Macon.

Macon. Ca. March Manager Stall
ings was at his farm hcre to-day and left
the players and the practice to Arthur
Irwin TO look after. There was another
college game in the afternoon. Only six
innings were played with a composite
team made up OF New York and Macon
players. The score:
R.H Z
New York..................... II05 so Is .
Composite. o % 90 0 >
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Paris. March 27.-wime Lewis. the
American boxer. defeated Jewey Smith
in the tenth round Of a hght here to-
night.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Durham. y. c.. March g.-The second
game between Trinity and Amherst re-
suited in victory for the locals by q
score OF 10 L
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
POINT WINNERS.

Jack Sterret. newly elected leader Of
the George Washington University track
team. added another record 10 his string
last evening when he raised the mark
in the pole vault al the Y. NJ c. A.
games with a leap Of 10 feet 81 inches
over the former record OF 10 feet 4 inches.
credited for the past eight years 10 S. II.
Green. il. Sterret made an attempt 10
add a few inches 20 his Southern record
Of II feet 8 inches, but failed by several
points.
The games We're poorly attended. prob
ably because OF the inclement weather:
but the close competition in many Of
the events and two classy wrestling
matches furnished. some interesting sport
The medley race. an English idea and an
innovation IN Washington track athletics
was undoubtedly the feature event Of the
programme. Team A. composed Of Pat
terson. Hildebrand, Smithson. and Young
defeated Team B, composed Of De Lash
mutt, Stecker, Duncan, and Stratton. by
a scant margin. The contestants in the
frs. relay ran two-twenty-yard dash.
and were followed by runners Of one
mile, half mile. and quarter mile races.
The runners were neck an1 neck for
the first two distances. At this point
SmiJhsOn. one Of the fastest runners in
the District. took up the race for Team
A and finished with lead that prae-
tcally clinched the race for his team.
Young. IN the last quarter-mile relay.
broke the tape fully ten yards ahead of
Stratton. his opponent
StecIxer Wins HOnOrs.
HonOrs Of the evening and the hand
some trophy offered the athlete scoring
the greatest number OF points was won
by Stecker. with total OF 10 points. He
won the mile and half-mile runs in easy
fashion from a team composed OF the
best runners in the association. Hide
brand and Smithson. scratch men in these
events. withdrew from the races being
unable 70 overcome the liberal handicaps
given their opponents The work of
young Stecker. winner OF the point
trophy, was OF the classy order, and he
should eventually develop into one OF the
fastest long distance runners in the Dis
trict. He concluded his evenings work
with a great race in the mile relay OF
the medley race and gave his opponent.
HIldebrand, no end Of trouble to win.
The wrestling bouts were very interest
ing and proved popular with the crowd
IN the first match Q35-pound class be-
Continued on Page 5, Column 6.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
TONYIsMS.
A TOUCH OF EAsTERTIDF.

4 TOUCH OF EASTERTIDE.
bla bcned pa for a brznd-new Easter lid:
Sis struck him for dizzy Merry Wild
Ton got clothes and gloves al made os kid.
But I ain. aid Just what I want al al
Guess they think that nice new suit would ST,
Bus Brown" style. Do think sol Not a bit:
What I-gant Is a great big cRtcher's mirt.
Uniform and mask and Dat and bali.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
COLLEGE BASEBALL RESULTS.

Georgetown. 6: NJ A. C. L
Princeton. 6; Ursinus ?
Navy. II; Gallaudet, L
Pennsy. Il: New York C.. S
Harvard. z; BoWdoin. J.
Uniy. OF Md. Z; Catholic Univ. O.
Univ. Of Tenn. o: Cincinnati. ?
Trinity. s; Amherst. L
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
Trinity. s; Amherst. L

Durham. y c., March 2L-The second
game between Trinity and Amherst re-
suited IN a victory for the former by a
score Of s 20 l. The visitors ielded rag
gedly st times. and Mcclure. their pitch
ing star, was sharply batted in the frst
innings Can't was a puzzle 20 An
herst Score
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Dallas. Tex. March 27.-McGraws colts
defeated the Dallas team to-day in a
snappy game by the score Of 4 to O.
Wiltze and CrancaH opposed the locals
Both twirlers were in fine fettle. and with
the exception Of one inning, there was
no danger Of the local team scoring. The
score:
R.HE
New York.-..-......... 0iOOa % I2 2
Dallas. ---..---....--.-. 0 o 0 D 90 90 2
Battesies- -Wiltze. CrandGl and Wilson; Moore,
Jones Onsl0v, and Miller
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
CONTEST Is CLOSED
Herald'S Batting Order Com
petition at an End.
POSTAL ORDER BARS THE WAY

Prizes for Correct Guesses VIII BE
Awarded as Previously Announced.
season Pass. Grand stand Box. and
Fifteen seats 10 the Lucky Win
ners-Nany Coupons Received.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28
New York. II, Fort worth, B

Fort Worth, March G.-SGikng the ball
to ali corners Of the lot IN the early in
nings and fielding faultlessly. the Giants
easily took the Fors Worth Panthers into
camp this afternoon by a score OF Il 70 3
The score:
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Continued on Page 5, Column 6.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-28

Yesterday afternoon the public play
grounds were alive with kiddies and kid
deems arduously practicing new methods
10 break their precious young necks.