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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
a Bad Mistake.

81 make a terrible mistake yester.
day"
What was that"
IT inadvertently asked Green how
his baby was getting on, and he kept
me an hour and half answering the
question. Detroit Free Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
His Secret.

Student How would you advise me
to go about collecting a library? Pro
fessor-Well, I'll tell you how / man
aged IT, When ! was young | bought
books and loaned them. Now Dor
row books and keep them.-Stray
Stories.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Theatrical Censors.

The censorship Of the theater was
brought about in England through the
audacity of Fielding. who wrote a
play which satirized Sir Robert Wal
pole, who was prime minister OF Eng
land and who introduced the famous
act of 1877 licensing the theater.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Knocking Again.

The Bachelor-There is woman's
business college over in our building.
The Maid-Indeed. And what bust
ness are they familiar with?
The Bachelor-Everybody's. - Chi
cago News.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Anricu,,uraI.

You used 10 grow men out here In
the old days. observed the Easterner
Naturally" replied the old time
plainsman. letting his hands go alb
sent mindedly 10 the place where he
used 70 wear his guns we planted
90 many Kansas City Times
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Noisy and Continuous.

Mrs. Gabby-I see they are going TO
do away with the silent letters in the
language. George. What are silent let
tiers?
Mr. Gabby-Well. I'm sure they amt
the kind you ever use my dear
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
The German Language.

Few languages are so free from for
eign elements as German. in which
even medical and scientific terms are
expressed by great poysyllables in
stead of the far more concise Greek
and Latin forms in current use among
most other nationalities.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Wasted Solicitude.

When I was boy" said the severe
parent Il walked five miles to school
every day"
Too bad" answered the flppant
youth With proper training you
might have qualified for a Marathon
race. New York Telegraph.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Not interested.

said she. I've a cold and cannot
sing then straightway proved It by
'aroling And when she had finished
ho' one was bold enough to suggest a
cure for her cold.-Chicago News.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Bacon BIND.

What do you think Of the Shake
speare- Bacon controversy"
We'll, think If he ever limited he
wrote Shakespeare stun Bacon must
have had good deal Of 'rind.' kan
sas City Times.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

IaW-IaW IfuU. NNutHltailhtlt T'E'ln-
mend these pills as being the best Lara
tive aud cathartic ever compounded. Get
a 25-cent bottle and n you are not per-
fectly satisfied l VIII refund your money.
--MUNYON.
SD and Jefferson SIS. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Contrary Evidence.

Traveler-You don't call this . wide
awake line. do you?
Agent-Why not?
Traveler-Why. II hasn't any sleep
ers on it.-Baltimore American.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Experienced Advice.

What is the best way to begin train
ing To write sensational fiction?'
Associate as much as possible with
amateur fishermen. Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
The Red Haired Club.

ln Vienna there is a Red Haired
club and 70 prevent fraudulent admis-
slpns every candidate is Obliged 20
s)lse bis head thoroughly in hot water
and soda before the committee.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
The Joker.

why do they hate my puns so,
dear?"
Il hate TO tell you. but they're the
same old puns my stepmother used TO
make. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
over the Teacups

Julia-The man | married was In
love with himself
Marie-It's lucky for you my child
that he wasn't in love with his money.
Puck
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Green Ants Raw.

Australian savages eat the green
ants raw. They stamp upon an ant
hill until the ants run mp their legs,
when they scrape them off as fast as
they come up and transfer them TO
their mouths.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

Mother. may ! go out TO spln?"
yes my little daughter.
Spend your time in the Limousine
But don't go near the chauffeur"
Judge.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
A Mich. Wish.

A homesick young angler from Mich.
Sadly said. How | wish / could ich
In a Mich. brook
And once more have the cook
Serve a Mich. fich in a dich,"
Judges Library.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Glacier Streams.

The water produced by the melting
of glacier ice in summer flows down
through crevasses to the bottom of the
glacier and. forming a channel by ero-
sion, energies often as a large stream.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
ReMllderinn.

Ned-So it turned out that the pris-
oner was really insane.
Ted-Yes. He lost his mind trying
to follow the Hypothetical question put
to him by the prosecuting attorney
Brooklyn Life.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
10 This Famous Remedy.

Camden, N.J.-"1t is with pleasure
.bat add my testimonial TO your
slready long list hoping that it may
trlnre others to avail themselves Of
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Bacteria.

The first bacteria ever seen by man
were discovered by a Dutch philoso-
pher who was examining his own
teeth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

Tabby cat-I've discovered that my
husband is leading a double life,
Poodle DOg-WOW, That makes
eighteen. Cleveland Leader.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
sad Story.

Kind Ladv-What drove you from
home. my poor misunderstanding?
Sandy Pikes-No. mum; me wife
bought one Of dem newfangled dresses
viii 500 buttons New York Life.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

i1e oldest known buttons date back
w h q 25O0, when there is evidence
'Na' the Egyptians used them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Flies In Siam.

in Siam the flies are plague. and
every private soldier in the army must
catch daily 1000 OF them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAW PILLS

The best stomach
and Liver Pills known
aud a positive and
speedy cure for Con-
stlpatlon. Indigestion.
Jaundlce. Biliousness.
Sour stomach. Head
ache. and n,l ailments
Iarising from a dlsor-
dered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain IN concentrate
ed form all the yir-
tues and values OF
Munyon's Paw raw
tonic aud are made
from the Juice 81 tbs
frwNaaffnffrv rssUrn-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

Good Housekccper- Use the Best.
oats why they use Rcd Cross Ball Blue
a. ehilng grocers. 3 cents
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
The Turkey.

The turkey was first discovered in
America and was transplanted TO Eng.
land in the early part OF the sixteenth
century Since then II has been accli
mated in nearly all parts Of the world
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Fine Points Of the Game

The Girl Tin grand stand They
call that man a pitcher do they? Why
don't they call him a thrower?
The Fan-Well. when he throws a
game they do.-Chicago Tribune.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
He Learned Better.

II never spoke cross word to my
wife but once
Honest"
Honest Once was enough Tor me,
thank youi"-Cleveland Leader.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

When women argue they like TO ar
que that they don't.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

hrs. winslow's Soothing syrup for children
teething. softens the gums. reduces Inflammation
Lllays pain. cures wind collie rs cents bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16
Don,t spon Your CIothes.

Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers. cents a pack.
age.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

. !. INDIANAPOLIS, NO. 20, 1909
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-07-16

"Run or COW? Well, be doggoned' !
,ront or toll yer ef yer run acrost ole
I'm waters COW the dogs'd run 'er.
I've been er-doggin that ode COW outer
nv fiel' all summer. Won't yer hsh'
az, have or snack?"-Bunalo Times.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
NOTICE FOR BIDS

Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received by the Boaro of Supervisorsc at its office in Tomb stone. Arizona. on the leth day oi August. 1909. at 1 o'clock p. m. of said day, to make up the Duplicate Tax Rolls for the year. 1909.
 The rolls consist of four regular rolls. the Mine Tax Book, and the Paid Roll. The Original Rolls are on file in the office of the Board oi Supervisors where they may be IT, spected.
 The work will begin about the goth Of August, and the Board of Supervis- ors will require good and sufficient bond conditioned that the duplicate rolls will be completed by the third Monday in September. 1909. and that the work will be correct In every par ticulaf.
 Bids will be opened as above stated, and the Beard reserves the right to re- ject any and all bids.
 Address all bids sealed to H. E. eBrner, Clerk, Tombstone. Arizona.
 G. J. McCABE. Chairman. Attest:-H. E. BERNER, Clerk
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
loTIcE OF SPECIAL MEETING OF sTocKHoLDERs OF THE MEXICO AND COLORADO
 RAILROAD COMPANY

Notice is herepy gwen that spe- cial meeting of the stockholders of the MEXICO AND COLORADO RAILROAD COMPANY will be held at the principal office of the com pany, in Bisbee, Cochise county. Ari- zona, on the 26th day of July, 1909. at 10 o'clock a. m., for the purpose of considering and acting on a propo- sition submitted by the Fl Paso and Southwestern Railroad Company for the purchase of all of the Mexico and Colorado Railroad Company's prop erty.
 This meeting is called by the un dersigned, stockholders of said Mexi- co and Colorado Railroad Company, owning all of the stock of said con- pany.
 Dated at Bisbee, Arizona, this 25rd day of June, 1909.
 WALTER DOUGLAS.
 F. E. ELLINWOOD.
 JOHN BOILER.
 N. J. BROPHY.
 M. J. CUNNINGHAM.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
NORMAL ISSUES FINE
 ANNUAL CATALOGUE

The new catalogues for the Tempe normal, 1909-1s10. have just been is sued and copies have been received here.
 In addition to all regular informa. ton, the book contains several hand, some views of the Normal grounds, the exterior and interior of the build ings and pictures of the class of '09, the stan of the Normal Student, the baseball and basket ball teams and the cadets.
 The faculty for the approaching principal, school law and school econ and military drill; w. J. Anderson, B. s.. drawing. bookkeeping and com. mereial law; ]. L. Johnson. vocal mus ic; George NJ. Frizzell. B. Pd.. math. ematics: James F. Hall. A. M., Latin: !: Fred Carleton Aver, NJ. S. biology and director of athletics; A. B. Clark, manual training, Sloyd and carpen- try; F. G. Waide. A. M., history and civic: Gracia l. Fernandez, A. B.. Spanish; Rene M Odell. A. M.. elo- cution and physical culture: Edna Newbert, B. L.. English; William Hawthorne Cooper, A. M., English; ]; Lillias D. Francis, domestic science and domestic art: Laura Dobbs, sec retary to the principal and board; Winifred E. Peters, librarian: Mrs. May Belle Blakely, matron of girls dormitory. Training schol-J B. Wright. critic teacher and supervisor of grammar grades; Mary E. McNulty. critic teacher and supervisor of pri- mary grades: Leona Haulot. critic teacher in grammar grades; Laverna Tossing, critic teacher in grammar grades: Josie Critchley, critic teacher in primary grades. The Normal board of education is: Hon. Kirk T. Moore, chairman, Phoenix: Alfred l. Peters, superintendent of public instruction. secretary, Tempe; Lloyd B. Christy. Phoenix. Official board of visitors: Dwight B. Heard, Phoenix: M. J. Cunningham, Bisbee; John Mason Ross. Prescott Officers of Alumni association: H. Q. Robertson. pres. ident, Tempe: Miss Josephine Frank. enberg. vice president. Tempe; Hal. bert Miller. secretary. Tempe; Mrs. A. M. Harmer, treasurer. Tempe; Mrs. William Goodwin. Mrs. Ida O'Connor, Joe Birchett executive committee Calendar for r909-10-1909: First semester begins Sept 6 entrance ex aminations and classification, Sept 6 and &: first quarter ends Nov 12; second quarter begins Nov. IS; Thanksgiving vacation. Noy. 25 and 26: holiday vacation begins Dec. 19; holiday vacation ends Dec 27 1910: First semester ends Jan. 21; second semester begins Jan. 24: entrance ex aminations and classification. Jan. 24 25 and 26; third quarter ends Apri 1; fourth quarter begins April 4; ex aminations and commencement exer cises. June 6-l0.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
EXCITING HUNT FOR
 BIG MOUNTAIN LION

TUCSON, July .23.---J. H. Hunts man, who is in the city for a short stay from his summer home in the Catalinas, describes in detail the cap ture of a monster mountain lion. The brute measured eight feet from tip to tip, being the largest beast of the kind slain in this county for many years past His pelt is now on exhibi- ton at Oracle and will probably be brought to this city soon.
 According 10 the story told by Mir. Huntsman. the lions own cunning trapped him and eventually resulted in his death. The fact that such a beast was prowling about the neigh borhood of the Huntsman summer home was first revealed when it was discovered that something had made away with one of the party's burros, Blood spots on the rocks and other marks convinced the man that the burro had fallen victim to a large beast Owing to the fact that the carcass of the animal had been drag. ged for some fifty or sixty yards, it was believed that the slayer was of unusual dimensions and every precau. ton was taken in the search. The Ion, after pulling the burro's body to an obscure point in the mountains. covered 1t with dirt, expecting to re- turn each night for a feast until it had been devoured. A steel trap was procured from forest rangers in the vicinity and the very first night, the large brute was caught. The forest rangers requested those in camp not to kill the animal, as they desired him to train hounds. However. he was killed in an attempt to cripple him.
 When found the next morning. the beast was in a dangerous mood. He pulled and jerked at the trap in such a manner. that 1t was feared he would break loose. Knowing that if the beast could free himself. he might seriously injure or kill. member of the party. it was decided to incapac- ittate him and enc of the party fired at his foreicg, intending to put that member out of commission. The bull let went high. however. and tore through the animals heart. putting an end to his career He is said to be the largest mountain lion killed in this county in years.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
PERSONAL MENTION

Mir. and Mrs. G. J. McCabe cf Here ford. were Bisbee visitors yesterday.
 George Bhee of Douglas, spent yes terday in Bisbee.
 Miss Jennie Davis of Fl Paso, ar rived in Bisbee yesterday for a brief visit.
 Mrs. H. W. Thomas, who has been quite i'll for several days, is reported as meing much improved.
 NIT. and Mrs. H. s. Mcintosh of Fl Paso. arrived in Bisbee yesterday for a brief visit
 HI W. Taylor of Fl Paso, was a visitor in Bisbee yesterday.
 W. H. Brophy is visiting in Doug ias.
 Henry W. Owens, now in attend ance at school at Lake Geneva. is ex- rected home next week.
 Henry wilbern returned last even ing from Los Angeles. where he at' tended the EIks convention
 J. C. Simpson. of the B. & o. rsil- way. was in Bisbee yesterday on ous:- ness matters
 Walter Douglas and Dr. Shine re- turned yesterday from Fl Paso.
 Lee Snodderly returned yesterday 10 his ranch in the Huachucas after transacting business in Bisbee-
 Robert Mitchell. the mining man, is in Risbee for few days stay.
 Martin Costello. who is interested in several buildings in Bisbee is in the city looking after his several invest Elents-
 Waiter Douglas. general manager of the Copper Queen company, returned to the city last evening from a bust ness trip to Fl Paso-
 J. s. Douglas. former superintend- ent Of the Nacozan Copper Co. arriy. ed in the city last evening and was the guest of w H. Brophy.
 Geo. B. Lee, superintendent of the
 V. s. Mcintosh and wife are visi- tors in the city.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
SANITARY IMPROVEMENTS
 ARE STILL NECESSARY

Editor Review: More or less has been said about the sanitary condi- tions Of cur city. It may he true that it Is, much better now thau il vas year or two ago. Nevertheless there is room for improvement Ii there is any doubt about it, let the health officers take stroll along some of the trails and avenues on School hill where slops and refuse are continually emptied into the public highways and the smell from some of the vaults is sickening. This may be true of other places as well.
 Why are not moro sewer conIec- tions being made in the congestnd parts of the city. where little or noth- ing has been done along that line? Unless this is looked after the saii- itary conditions will be unsatisfactory.
 OBSERVER.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
EVERY WOMAN WILL
 BE INTERESTED

If you will send your name and ae- dress we will mail you FREE pack age of Mother Gray's AUSTRALIAN LEAF, a certain pleasant herb cure for women's ills. It is reliable regulator and never-failing. If you have pains in the back. Urinary, Bladder and Kidney trouble. use this pleasant union of aromatic herbs, roots and leaves. All druggists sell it. 50 cents or address The Mother Gray Co, Le Roy, N. Y.
 Spend your vacation at Venice.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24

You are hereby notified that we have expended during the year 1908 one hundred dollars (s100.00) in labo and improvements on each of the following mining claims situate in the Warren Mining Ditrict, Cocnise county. Territory of Arizona, the location notices of which are record ed in the office of the County Re eorder of said county in the Records of Mines in the Books of said records and upon the pages thereof as follows
 Horseshoe" recorded in Book 90. page 330.
 Sunshine" recorded in Book SC. Page 332.
 Nancy Hanks" recorded in Book 30. page 33L
 Sunday Easter" recorded, tn Book 30, page 2S0.
 Said labor and Improvements were done in order to hold said claims un- der the provisions of Section 2324 of the Reviei Statutes of the United States of America and the amend ments thereto, concerning annual labor on mining claims, being the amount to hold said lode mining claims for the period ending on the 31st day of December. A. D. 1908. And if, within ninety days from the personal service of this notice upon you or within ninety days af. ter the publication thereof you fail or refuse to contribute your propor ton of said expenses as a co-owner which amounts to fifty dollars (s50) for each of said above mining claims. or a total of two hundred dollars tseec.00). your interest in the said claims will become the property of the undersigned, your co-owner. who has made the re- quired expenditure by the terms of sad secticn.
 N. F. D. NICHOLS.
 First publication May %. 1909
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
NOTICE

Sealed 6i6s fer School Bonds
 Notice is hereby given that the Board Of School Trustees of School District No. 27 of Douglas, Cochise county, Arizona, vii; receive sealed bids which shall be opened at the of flee of O. o. Hamnill. clerk of said Board of School Trustees, on the if teenth day of July, 1909. at l o'clock p. m. of said day.
 The amount Of said bonds is sixty thousand dollars S60,000.00), being sixty bonds of one thousand dollars each, to run for the following periods of time:
 Nos III, 112 and 113 for one year.
 Nos. 114. 115 and 1I6 for two years.
 Nos IF, 11S and 11s for three years Nos 120, 121 and 122 for four years.
 Nos. 123, l24 and 125 for five years.
 Nos. 126. 127 and 12S for six years.
 Nos. 129, 130 and 131 for seven years.
 Nos. 1a2. 133 and 1s4 for eight years.
 Nos. 135, 13e and 137 for nine years.
 Nos. 13S, 139 and 140 for ten years.
 Nos. 141, 1f2 and 143 for eleven years
 Nos. IA. 154 and 146 for twelve
 Nos. 147, 14S and 149 for thirteen years. years.
 Nos. 150, 151 and 152 for fourteen years.
 Nos. 153, 154 and 1855 for fifteen years
 Nos. 1856, 157 and 15S for sixteen years.
 Nos. 15s. 16o and 1s1 for seventeen years.
 Nos. 1e2. 1e2 and 1e4 fS, eighteen years.
 Nos. 1e5, 166 and 167 for nineteen years. !. Nos 1es. 1ss and TO fo- twenty years.
 Bonds to bear interest at the rate of five per cent (5) per cent per an- mum from date.
 Each bidder must deposit a certified check with the county treasurer. c. W. Hicks. at Tombstone. Arizona. in the amount of 10 per cent of the bid
 The Board of School Trustees re- serves the right to reject any or all bids.
 All packages and letters containing bids must be addressed to O. o. Ham mill. clerk of the Board of School Trustees School District No. 27, Douglas. Arizona. and marked on the outside PROPOSALS FOR SCHOOL BONDS"
 By order of the Board of Super visors of Cochise County. Territory of Arizona .(signed) c. J. McCABE. Chairman. H. D. BERNER. fS-. a Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
TO THE STOCKHOLDERS OF THE WEST cANANEA COPPER COM pANY "A eornorafion,

You are hereby notified that a special meeting of the stockholders of The West Cananea Copper com pany, corporation organized under the laws of the Territory of Arizona, will De held in the office of the Asi- zona Trust and Banking company. in Douglas, Cochise County. Arizona. oa the goth day Of July. 1909. at o'clock D. m. M
 The purpose for which said meeting is called is to consider the indebte F. ness due against the Company and for the purpose of providing ways and means for paytnx of said indebted ness and carry3Ag on the business os the company, nd for transacting any and all other bpsiaess that may prop Ierly come befofe the meeting.
 J. A.HOWELL. Secretary
Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-24
DO YOU WANT PUBLICITY?

If you want your property men. toned. if you need report CT a catchy prospectus, if you are organ ized and y-.sh to sell stock, if you want the very best legitimate pro motion work for your prospect. yonr mine, your property or your business; if you want the best article of win ming advertising in any connection. call on or write to Frank Alley. Douglas, Arizona, who has had 2l years experience in the business in this territroy.