Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1909-06-04
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Might be ponriS in it.
Would it be proper to say that
nickelS sometimes gets Nichols into
trouble What's the answer?
Roosevelt shot Rhino.
Gnlly. This is nice;
Outlo0k secures the story.
And Teddy gets his price.
The Sunnyside Valley .Sun, bellies
its name Nothing dazzling about it.
Its editorials resemble an eclipse,
most of the time.
The more | gaze on the name
Schively, somehow, the greater is the
sense of that creepy feeling, which
is so disturbing, don t-cheer-know.
Ugh?
Under the editorship of ErIstus
Brainerd. the Post Intciiiyncr. of
Seattle. has became Il Journal OF
truthfulness, influence, cleanliness
and popularity.
From rumors, the State capitol
must be undermined with official rot
teness. a cleaning out of the filth
would be a blessing to the grand
commonwealth of Washington.
The Anti-Saloon League Of Sc
attic are going after the steamboat
bars, says a Seattle paper. Here
tofore they have been known to go
after the booze. Wonder what has
caused the change?
Senator Jones wants the tariff on
lime increased from 5 to 10 cents.
1t is hoped this will not occur, until
four or five hundred tens of the
stuff has been scattered through the
State offices in Olympia.
Mrs. Julia Ward Howe recently
celebrated her birthday years
old. Julia isn't ashamed to admit
her correct age, and from newspaper
reports, is as spry as cat. May
Julia shadow never grow less,
FIX Secretary of State Nichols de-
clared he sacrificed himself for the sake
of the Republican party. From re-
ports the smell was so bad that even
the elephant turned away, in dis
gust from the-Sacritice. Ugh?
An Eastern writer sees much mer-
riment in the names of many towns
on Puget Sound-Indian names. AS
his letter-head bears the name
Punxsutawney, Pa" the Puget
Saunders will bear him no malice.
"The natives call Mr.. Roosevelt
Bwano Tumbo'-Portly Master What
on earth would they call Mr.. Taft -
Los .ingeies Eraminer.
Lawdy! This is SO easy! Why
" Friday" Dr." of course. Ha-ha, ha-ha
he-he. q. how nv side aches
The editor of the Puyallup Tribna.
and red-hot rip-roaring Socialist o.
Puyallup have been arguing.
What's the use, Tribune? a Social
ist will insist on saying he knows its
SO, because the ippcdj to Reason says
so.
The Walla Walla .Statesa,an bOaste(
of being the oldest paper in the State
And when its attention to the mis-
statement was called-it never made
amends. The Statesman believe.
when it utterS falsehOOd to Stan(
by it.
The P-I certainly did itself prou(
in its exposure of Ortis Hamilton
1t played to no public gallery. 1
spread the truth near and far o
Hamilton's escapades. The P-L de
serves the thanks of every Taxpayer
in the Evergreen State.
The most noble thing for the goOt
of Washington State eX-Go7erno
Albert f. Mead can do, is to remain
quietly at home, as a private citizen
milk "Bossy' regularly, look wise
and keep from the dazzling glare o
the spotlight of publicity.
The funeral, grave. poetry scrib
bled and published in papers upol
, the death of Auntie, or Uncle, make
me feel like vomiting in many in
/ stances. How the printers. VIII
| must set it. can do so, and not la
; off a day, is past my conception.
> "a Great Northern Railway fold
er to attract traffic to the A.-Y.-F
Fair has been issued, but no men
t ton OF Portland or the Rose Festiva
is made" says a Portland paper
Probably the Japs in Portland tol
Jim" Hill, they did not think
necessary
The days of the Socialist oratC
and his merry -go-round, of empt
. ideas, fanatical whims, and never-t'
d be aims, are fast approaching II
< end. Time changes all things, and
will even do this for the misguidt
Socialist. BE brave, Socialist;
; brave. You'll wake up. someday.
There are moments when one wan
IL to he alone" The language OF polite 5
e cetv is utterly Inadequate to express
sane opinion of present climatic conc
TONS! !Sunayside Valley Sun.
; @, slush The idea of q COUNT
scribe even flirting with polite