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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

Bishop Etheibert Talbot, of the dio-
cese of Central Pennsylvania, will at
tend meeting of the general board of
missions of the Episcopal church in
Spokane, WASH, from April 28th to
May I'd.
Mrs. Julia Baumann spent several
days this week in Scranton.
Peter Bentz, of Scranton, is spend
ing a few days with Honesdale relatives.
Miss Grace Clark, of Philadelphia,
is visiting at the home of her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. G. Clark, of Cliff
street.
Mrs. Peter Coptir and Mrs. Horace
Minor, of Scranton, are the guests Of
Honesdale relatives.
Mrs. John w. Cole, of Lookout, is
at Ludlow, this state, where she was
called on account of the serious illness
of her mother.
Alexander Stevens, of Bethany, has
rented Elijah Teeple's farm at Lookout
and moved his family to that place.
"A "linen shower" was given Miss
Name Rickert at the home of Miss
Name Finnen on Tuesday evening and
most enjoyable time had. On Wednes-
day evening, Miss Name Rickert enter
tanned number of girl friends at her
home. Cards were the special attrac-
ton throughout the evening, and ex-
cellent refreshments were served. She
was on that evening the recipient OF
some rare china.
Editor Frank Warg, of the Hawley
Times was business caller in town this
week.
Miss Vera Murray was recent visi.
tor in Hawley.
p. H. Kearney, of Hawley, spent
Tuesday in town.
Charles Dunning made a business
trip to New York city this week.
Milton Russell has returned to Fessen
den School, West Newton, Mass, aftel
spending his Easter vacation with his
father, H. 2. Russell, of Church street
Emil L. Scharf, PHI. D., of Wash
ington, D. c., gave very interesting
lecturet to the Honesdale council, Knights
of Columbus, at their rooms on Soutl
Main street, Tuesday evening. The sub
ject of his address was Congress ant
Catholic Legislation.
Patrick Donahue, Fl. Porter and
B Weiser, of Port Jervis, and treas
urer and ex-sherlff w. F. Chol, o
Milford are registered at the Allel
House
Mrs. w. F. Clausons visiting friend
in New York city.
Mrs. j. T. Fuller left yesterday TO
East Orange, N. j., to attend the wed
ding of Miss Clark, her former school
mate.
Miss Louise Edgar gave luncheon
on Wednesday afternoon to numbe
J of her girl friends.
-Everette Spettigue is home on hi
Easter vacation.
Charles P. Searle left yesterday TO
Washington, D. G. and Old Point Com
fort, Va, to be gone several days.
Elijah Teeple, of Lookout, was
welcome caller at THE CITIZEN offic
Wednesday. He is just completing hi
twentieth year as postmaster.
Adam GobIe, of Lakeville, was
visitor in Honesdale, Wednesday.
Mrs. o. L. Rowland returned hom
on Sunday from pleasant visit wit
friends in Harrisburg and New York.
. Miss Eva L. Wilson has resigned he
position as bookkeeper for the Prose
Decorating Co., and will be succeede
nv Miss DOretta O'Connell
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
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AUCTION.-The undersigned. desiring to
relinquish dairying and give their full atten-
spublic outcry, on their premises, Waymart.
Wednesday, April 81, 1909. commencing at
one O'Clock p: M, sharp, the following prop
mixers and 6 are coming in three -year-old
" Holstein bull "A pigs 3months old, g colts2
Laval Separator, barrel churn, butter worker,
cream serator, 1 milk @rator, ice box, q pat
ent self-closing stanchions also the follow.
combined bankers and potato diggers and 1
fourteen-toothed cultivator, TERMS-Six
months credit on Judgment notes with ap-
proved security. HULL BROTHERS.
A. o. BLAKE, Auct'r. w. A. GAYLORD, Clerk
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09


The funeral OF John H. Butler, who
died March 81, aged 66 years, was held
at his late residence on Tuesday last, at
II A. M. The services were conducted
by the Rev. Thomas Hooper, pastor of
the South Canaan M. p. church. While
Mr.. Buffers death was not altogether
unexpected, his sudden demise came as
a great shock to his sorrowing family and
his many friends and relatives. Besides
his widow he leaves to mourn their loss
the following children Mrs. Rachel Will
son, of Scranton Mrs. Martha Dull, of
Pittston Mrs. Edith Buckley, of Car
bondale and Isaac and Ruth Butler at
home. Three brothers and three sisters
also survive him, namely, Isaac and
Thomas, of Scranton, Asa, of Buffalo,
Mrs. Rachel Mowry, Mrs. Emma Thomp-
son and Miss Arta A. Butler, all of Scran
ton. Mr.. Buffers health began failin
him nearly two years ago. He had been
in the Pennsylvania Coal Company's en-
ploy for fifty years, and was always held
in high esteem by the officers of that cor
poration for his many excellent qualities.
His remains were laid to rest in the M.
p. cemetery.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
Easter Church Notes.
EPISCOPAL,

EPISCOPAL.
Sunrise Service, at 6:30-Processional,
"Golden Glowing Morning." Commun-
ion Offertory, "Christ is Risen, Halle
lujah;" Recessional-Hymn, Ill.
1890 A. M.--Processional, Golden
Glowing Morning." "Christ Our Pass
over" Chappel; TIE Deum, Warren /;
Jubilate, Danks; Hymn, 1913; Gloria
Tibi; Hymn, 1872; Offertory, "Christ is
Risen Today" Bodine; Recessional, 121.
Carol Service, 700 p. NJ.
At the White Mills church, Easter
morning, at half past eight o'clock, there
will be Holy Communion and sermon,
by Rev. A. L. Whitaker.
Rev. A. L. Whitaker will hold an
Easter service, at the Indian Orchard
school house, Sunday, at 2:30 P. M.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

II a man is not the better for his
religion.it does not amount to much
and neighbors will soon discover the
fact.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

FOR SALE.-A house and lot. 1914 West
veniences, Desirable for a boarding house,
or two families. Inquire on the premises of
Mrs. K. G. Secor, or of her attorney, A. T.
Searle. 20tf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
The NOrthweStern'S New
Policy

Is an up-to-date and comprehensive
contract possessing a flexible adapta-
bility to the changing needs of the in
sured and beneficiary that enables it
at all times to meet the circumstances
Of ita Ownera
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

WANTED.-Reliable energetic man to sell
lubricating oils. greases and paints In Wayne
and adjacent counties. Salary or commits
sion. STETSON OIL CO., Cleveland, Ohio.
29t3
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

.WANTED.--A good company writing best
earth@same % rate u to % ali occupatiohsmdssire h di
special agent to handle farm, county and
town trade. Good pay. Can handle as a side
line. Address, Box 14, Scranton, Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

CLEVELAND Bay Horse, six years old, IS
hands and One-half inch high, fine looking
sorel. right every way. Price, 1925.
26 DIR. NOBLE, Waymart.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
DIVIDENDS ANNUALLY.

beginning after one year, applicable
toward payment of premiums, to pur-
chase additions, or to accumulate at 8
per cent. interest. Incontestable after
one year. Special beneficiary privileges.
Paid-up and Endowment Options where
by number of premiums may be dimin-
ished or payment as Endowment accel-
Grated. Automatic Extended Insurance
or, in lieu thereof, Automatic Premium
Loans or paidup Insurance. Thirty
one days of Grace in Premium Payment.
Reinstatement within five years. Loan
and Cash Values. Option of Settlement
under the "Installment and Annuity
Features" whereby the insured may
absolutely control the disposition of the
proceeds and in the manner most ad-
vantageous to his beneficiary and con-
tingent beneficiary under Options a."
"B'' and &C."
This contract will meet your needs to-
day and twenty years from today. Send
your date of birth to
W. G. KNAPP,
agent for Wayne Coz
HAWLEY, PA.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09
OBITUARY..

Earl Knapp, of Hancock, N. Y, a
fireman on the Ontario and Western
railroad, died at the Carbondale Emer-
gency hospital last Friday night, as
result of injuries received in a wreck
near the Jermyn passenger station.
Knapp was fireman OIL north bound
coal train which crashed into the side
of south bound train north of the
Jermyn station. Mr.. Knapp was caught
between the tender and locomotive prop
er. His left arm and leg were badly
crushed and he was torn about the
head. Internal injuries were sustained.
Peter Bried died at the home of his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs, Peter Bried, of
Terrace street, about 2:30 A. M, Wednes-
day. Deceased was twenty years of age.
He was born in Honesdale, and was
employed in the Blakney paper box
factory at this place. For the past year
he had suffered from lung trouble, and
his condition became serious the past
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survived by the following brothers and
sisters Frank, of New York; Theodore,
Lawrence, Philip, George and Raymond;
and Kathryn and Minnie, all at home.
The funeral will be held Saturday morn
ing, at 1890 o'clock, at st. Johns Cath
olic church, and interment will be made
in St. Johns cemetery.
Mrs. Sarah Tannhauser died at her
home on Main street, Tuesday evening,
aged "a years. She was born in Ger
many, but came to Honesdale fifty
years ago. About year ago she fell,
and from the injuries then received she
never fully recovered. About two weeks
ago she suffered q stroke OF paralysis.
Mrs. Tannhauser was the widow of the
late Sigmund Tannhauser, and she was
the Oldest member of the Beth Israel
Synagogue. She is survived by the fol.
lowing children: Samuel, Of Bradley
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

5000 REWARD.-You can make even more
than this on your goods by getting me to do
your selling. Write for date. A. o. Blake,
AuctiOneer, Bethany.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

NOTICE.-To All Concerned The under
signed, heretofore trading at Galilee, Pa, un-
der the firm name of Garfield & Rutledge
have this day dissolved partnership by
mutual CO consent; The business business vii Will be con-
authorized to collect outstanding accounts
and pay all bills owing FRANK p. RUTLEDGE.
2Seoe3 FRANK A. CANFIELD.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

BRAMAN has some splendid Native and
Western horses for sale all In excellent con-
ition at Allen House Barn. 25tf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

WANTED.-A good sized house to rent in
Honesdale. w. w. WOOD.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

FOR RENT OR SALE.-Dwelling house.
26 II. q. RUSSELL,
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

FOR SALE-Ray house. on East Extension
street. Large lot with sixty feet front. M. f.
Simons. 38eoitf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

SPECIAL attention given to children at
at Charlesworth Studio. %
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

WANTED.-A first class seamstress and
operator on Singer machine. Apply 1907
North Main street, Honesdale.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

hours each day that you can spare from you
work we will show you how to increaee your
earnings. Drawer Ho onesdale Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

SPECIAL ATTENTION given to children.
T. E.. Cbarlesworth, Photographer. Schuer-
holz building. 29ei3
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

WE GIVE amateur finishing the same at
tention as regular work. IT. f. Charlesworth,
Photographer, Schuerholz building. 29ei3
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

WHEN in town call at Charlesworths
work Prices right. 29ei3
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

barn that will accommodate 40 cows. 5horses
and 100 tons of hay. Farm well watered.
New chicken house that will accommodate
200 chickens. Large silo. No better farm in
Wayne county. Situated one-half mile from
village. Inquire at THE CITIZEN office.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

Beach, N. j.; David, of New York city,
and Yetta, at home. The funeral service
was held at the home, on Thursday
afternoon, Rabbi Anspacker, of Scran-
ton, officiating. Interment in the jew
ish cemetery.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-09

EASTER SUPPER, at the Baptist Church,
April 18th. Candy and apron sale. First
table at $50. All welcome.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
A Soft Answer.

During one Of the national political
conventions an orchestra was playing
in popular restaurant. The place
was crowded with delegates, and the
diners were talking loudly so they
might hear and be heard. At one Ia
BILE sat a beautiful woman and her es-
cort and at the next table number
Of New York men.
Suddenly the orchestra stopped
bing!-and New York mans voice
rang out: "By George, that's good
looking woman! I'd like to meet her"
The man at the next table. who was
with the lady, came over, tapped the
New Yorker on the shoulder and said
frigidly, "Sir, that lady is my wife!'
shaker said the New York man.
I'm glad to meet you. You certainly
are good picker"
And hostilities were averted.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
A Genial GREETING.

A young New York broker Of con-
vivial habits fell in with an old school
friend who had gone on the road.
whenever you're In town come up
and bunk with me-" he urged his
friend as they separated. mo matter
what old time it is. If I'm not there
Just go ahead and make yourself at
home. I'll be sure to turn up before
daybreak."
Soon after this the salesman arrived
in town about midnight, and, remem-
boring his friends invitation, sought
out his boarding house. There was
only a dim light Pickering in the hall,
but he gave the bell manful pull.
Presently he found himself face to
face with landlady of grim and terri
bic aspect.
"Does Mr.. Smith live here?" he fall
tered.
"He does" snapped the landlady.
you can bring him right inw-Every-
body's.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
Confort'g Words
Many an East Jordan House
hold Will Find Them &c..

To have the pains and the aches Of
a bad back removed, to be entirely
free from annoying. dangerous urin-
airy disorders is enough to make any
sufferer grateful. To tell how this
great change can be brought about
will prove comforting words TO hun
dreds OF East Jordgn readers.
Mrs. l. A. Slack, 925 Grove St., Pc
toskey. Mich, says: There was con-
slant. dull pain across the small OF
my back and when STOPPING or exert.
ing myself, it became worse. IL
took cold it always settled in my
back and made me feel miserable /
had so often read and heard about
Doan's Kidney Pills that i finally got
a box. The result OF their use could
not have been better. began TO i'm
prove from the first and in short
time the pains and aches disappeared.
have no hesitation in endorsing
Doan Kidney Pills in return for the
good they have done me-" State
ment made in 1901.
CONFIRMED IN 1906.
On August "a, 1906, Mrs Slack said:
"Since using Doans Kidney Pills
over four years ago have given them
my strong recommendation am
glad to cOnfm all have previously
said in favor of this valuahle rem
edy."
For Sale by all Dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan Sand
take no other.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31

/ have some bargains in farms. city
property and business blocks. l also
have some farms to trade for city
property.-Joel Johnston. 1882
Call and see those guaranteed
Springs at WHITTINGToN'S
Portraits, Frames, Photo Pillow
Tops, Beautiful Pictures, Bromides
and Solar Prints. Deal with Manu-
facturer direct. Catalogue Free.
National Portrait Co., Chicago.
Any lady can get silvered "No-
Drip" Coffee Strainer by writing DR..
Shoop. Racine, Wis. Send no money.
Simply ask for the NO Drip" Coupon
privilege, giving your name and adj
dress. DR.. Shoop will also send free
his new and very interesting little
book describing DR.. Shood's Health
Coffee. Health Coffee is such a close
imitation Of real Coffee. that it re-
quires an expert TO tell the difference.
And neither is there a grain OF real
coffee in it. Made from pure toasted
Srains, malt and nuts, its flavor and
taste Is exceedingly gratifying. No
tedious boiling either. made ia a
minute" says Do. Shoop. Write to-
day for the book and "No-Drip" Cou-
pom. G.. l.. Sherman & Son.
A failing tiny nsrve--no larger than
the finest silken thread takes from
the Heart its impulse. ITS power, its
regularity, The Stomach also has its
hidden, Or inside nerve. Ii was DR..
Shoop who first told us IL was wrong
to drug weak or falling stomach,
heart or kidneys. His prescription
DR.. Shops Restorative-is directed
straight for the cause of these all
ments-theSe weak and fatering in
side nerves. This, no doubt clearly
explains why the Restorative has of
late grown so rapidley In popularity.
Druggists say that those who test the
Restorative even for few days soon
become fully convinced of its wonder
ful merit. Anyway, don't drug the
organ. Treating the cause OF sick
ness is the only sensible and success
full way. Sold by James Gidley.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
To COnsumptives.

Edward A. Wilson'S Preparation of
Hypophosphites and Blodgetti from
the original formula is the Sovereign
Remedy for Consumption, Asthma,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, LaGrippe, Coughs,
Colds and all Throat and Lung Maa-
dies
Thousands of people say they have
been relieved by 1t,
Those who have used it will have
no other, and recommend it TO their
fellow sufferers.
1t has cured many after they were
given up as incurable by their physi-
clans.
The undersigned as a cOuSumptive
can testify fLom his own experience as
tn its value.
Write at once-delays are dangerous,
and may prove fatal.
For full particulars, testimonials,
ETC., address
G.. A. ABBOTT, Sole Agent.
60 Ann Street, New York City, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
One on tho Man of Method.

"Don't wait for me-" he said to his
better half. 81 may be rather late,
but business is business you know
and can't be helped"
The next morning the man Of method
was far from either looking well or
feeling we'll At breakfast he sat list
lessly toying with his toast and coffee,
while his spouse sat stonily silent be-
hind the coffeepot. The breakfast
room clock was equally silent.
MARIA, my dear, there must be
something wrong with that clock. l
am sure wound 1t up last night" re-
marked the husband.
"No." answered his wife, "you wound
up Freddy's music box instead, and
had 1t playing Home, Sweet Home at
3 o'clock In the morning! The hall
clock has also stopped, and you have
screwed your corkscrew right into the
telephone. Judges Library.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
HE FELL ASLEEP.
E. A Cure For Insomnia and the Weird
Effect Ii Produced.


Recently a friend who had heard
that / sometimes suffer from insomnia
told me of a sure cure. Eat a pint
of peanuts and drink two or three
glasses of milk before going to bed"
said he, land I'll warrant you'll be
asleep within half an hour" l did
as he suggested, and now for the bene-
fit of others who may be afflicted with
insomnia l feel it to be my duty to
report what happened. so far as / am
able to recall the details.
First let me say my friend was
right. did go to sleep very soon after
my retirement Then a friend with
his head under his arm came along
and asked me II wanted to buy his
feet. was negotiating with him
when the dragon on which l was rid
ing slipped out of his skin and left
me floating In midair. While / was
considering how l should get down a
bull with two heads peered over the
edge of the wall and said he would
haul me up If | would first climb up
and rig a MINDLESS for him. So as
was sliding down the mountain side
the brakeman came In, and l asked
him when the train would reach my
station.
ave passed your station 400 years
ago" he said calmly, folding the train
up and slipping 1t into his vest pocket.
At this juncture the clown bounded
into the ring and pulled the center
pole out Of the ground. lifting the tent
and all the people in 1t up, while
stood on the earth below watching
myself go out OF sight among the
clouds above. Then awoke and found
l had been asleep almost ten minutes
Good Health Clinic.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
A BELATED APOLOGY.
II Came After the Positive Man Dis
covered His Mistake.

An Irish officer who had served In
Malta was one day at a public dinner.
Expatiating on the luxurious living at
Malta, he spoke particularly of the ex-
cellent quality Of the anchovies. He
lad never seen any like them any
where else. He told of grove of
them which he had seen growing I'm
the governors garden upon the es-
planade.
A gentleman present disputed the
statement that anchovles grew on
trees. The Irishman reafiirmed 1t
most emphatically. The wine was
flowing and the lie passed. A chal-
lenge was given and accepted.
On the following day the parties
met, attended by their seconds. At
the first fire the Irishman's shot took
effect in his opponents thigh. the ball
hitting the bone and causing such q
shock that the latter fell upon his
back and in such pain that he kicked
his heels vigorously.
az faith, major" said our hero's
second. you've hit your man. but
think not dangerously. for see what
lively capers he is cutting"
"Capers Capersv' exclaimed the
Irishman with start. ooh. by the
powers, what have / done? Bad luck
to me forever for such a dreadful mis-
take" And. Fastening to the side of
his antagonist, who had been raised
to a sitting posture, lie grasped his
hand, gushing forth as he did so: my
dear friend, hope you're not killed.
And If I've harmed you seriously I'll
ask your pardon forever, for I made
a murderin' mistake! 1t was capers
that ] saw growing upon that tree at
Malta and not anchovies at allv'
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
Made the Duke Feel Cheap.

The second Duke Of Wellington,
though far from being stingy, was in
many odd ways economical. He discOv-
cred one day some champagne which
was quite good enough for a ball sup
per and which had the advantage Of
being extraordinarily low in price. He
ordered the quantity required and was
rejoicing in his excellent bargain when
on opening one Of the papers he en-
countered the following advertisement;
TRY our celebrated champagne at 3S
shillings a dozen, as ordered by his
grace the Duke Of Wellington for his
forthcoming ball at Apsley House."
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1909-07-31
nROBATE ORDER:-State OF Michigan
l. The prOhnte Court for Tie COUNTY of OHM

DROBATE ORDER: State OF MichiEan.
L The Probate Court for the County of Char
levoiX.
Alta session Of said court, held at the pro
bate Office In the City of CharevOiX. in said
county. on the 18th day of July A. ID 1909
Present: Hon. John N. Harris. Judge OF Pro-
bate
In the matter of the estate of Oliver Hart
deceased
Moses Hart having filed in said court
his final administration account and his petit
tion praying for the allowance thereof and for
the assignment and distribution of The tsidue
of said estate.
IL Is ordered. that the 9th day of August A.
ID. 1909 at ten o'clock in the forenoon. mt said
probate Office. be and is hereby appointed fol-
examining and allowing said account and
hearing said petition;
1t is further ordered, that public notice
thereof be given by publication OF ~ copy OF
this order Tor three successive weeks prev
ious to said dav of hearing. in the ChtTlevoiX
County Herald. IA newspaper printed and cir
culated In said county,.
JOHN NJ HARRIS,
true copy. Judge of Probate.