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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-08

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cities Sept. 1. Many men needed. Full
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ington, D. c.
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WANTED-Boy over sixteen. White Star
Laundry.
WANTED-To employ a Catholic gentle
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start. to put out merchandise and gro
Gerry catalogues. Mail Order House, Amer
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This charming little corset cover
serves to introduce a novelty which. no
doubt, will be welcomed by women gen
orally. This is the idea of the elbow
sleeve which makes 1t possible to wear
dress shields beneath the corset cover,
thus protecting the gown and conceal
ing the unsightly shield, something
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-08

The Alta Vista club will meet Mon
day afternoon with Mrs. A. D. GRAY.
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must have recommendation
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WANTED-MALE Help.

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hands, married couples, handy man. boy
for newsstand, soda fountain man, kitch-
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LARGE south room, to permanent mar.
ried couple, also single rooms to gentle.
men, In modern home; references. 1915
Cass. Phone Douglas 1916.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-20
BIRTHS AND DEATHS.

street, girl: Alexander Gobel. Wise Mem
orial hospital, girl: A. g. Pinkerton, ~
North Forty-first street, girl; Samuel Gen.
1858 South sixteenth street, girl; Ike Kohn,
l6l North ~Twenty-second street, boy; Roy
Flynn, 1851 South Tenth street, girl; Earl
boy, George McElroy, 112 South Fourth
street. boy; Joseph Jsman, Omaha General
hospital, boy; John Frolich, 1907 Hickory
street, hoy; Edward-A Leonard, i206 South
sixth street, girl.
Deaths-Msry Bousa, 1O2 William street,
80; Louis Dahl, st. Joseph's hospital, IS
Mary Gossstt, b2s North Twenty-elghtn
street, 20; Herman Hurwez, 1870 South
twenty eighth street. 3; Mary Kelley, mi
ebster street, So; George M. Nelson, 30S
Curtis avenue. 10; James T. Whitton, J0i
North Eighteenth street, 81.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-20
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Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-20

The following marriage license has bee
CARD OF

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were so kind to US during our husband and
taJner's sickness, especially the Modern
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camp, also employees OF the singer sewing
Machine Co. al Omaha ana Chicago.
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Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-20
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EDUCATIONAL.


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ROOKkEEPER, wholesale, s..
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STENOGRAPHER, Underwood $40
STENOGRAPHER, wholesale. So.
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m. for the mornins and sunday edi-
tinns.
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Rates apply 10 either The Daily or
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Florence Drug Co., Florence, Neh.
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Hayden, william c., 1920 Farnam ST.
Hoist. John, 524 N. 18th st.
Huff. A. L., 1924 Leavenworth ST.
King. r. s.. 23s Farnani st.
kountze Place Pharmacy, 1901 n. Path st.
Lathrop, Charles e, 134 n. oath 81.
Patrick Drug Co., 1902 n. oath st.
Snyder Pharmacy. 10th and Lake SITS.
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FLORISTS.
FURNACE REPAIRING

WHY not make up your mind now and
get your heating plant set in, good condi-
ton for winter. The most expensive thing
is a poor working furnace: il consumes
coal fast, without heat result. Get our
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Both phones. Omaha Stove Repair Works,
l3O6-S Douglas 81.
NOW Is the time 10 have your FURNACE
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SONS Co, 18th and Farnsm. Both phones.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-20
MUSIC AND LANGUAGES

GUS TURNER. graduate Of L.siptic. Ger
ConservatorN Of Music, piano lessons
cheap Tel Red 5O36 or drop me a postal at
n54 Harvey st. and I will Csll on YOU.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
.HYHAWKER JOTS

The lid has been placed on so
tightly at Manhattan that the town ls
now being referred to as the Village
VirtuouS
It occurs to the Lawrence World
that signaling to Mars will be Ike
winking at a pretty girl in the dark.
1--WE may know what we are doings
hut it won't worry Mars any,.
The fashion editor of the Ottawa
Republic says that woHen's fall hats
Emporia Gazette. the milliners must
have adopted revolutionary measures
The Sylvan Grove News relates that
woman was complaining about the
high price of eggs. She was toid by
the clerk that an egg represented
thought that under those circum-
stances the price was very reasonable
Only a few years from now, thinks
the Hutchinson News, until they VIII
be asking the school children to con-
tribute pennies to properly mark the
trail" to the North Pole, ana then al
ter the trail has been properly mark
ed some wise Wichita guy will arise
and complain that the wrong trail
was marked.
1t is always the woman. The hus-
band of an ANTHONY woman f2ddist
has been stopping down town nights
ever since early last winter, rtaying
late with a swift lot. His wife eats
imitation breakfast foods, fletcher
ICES and believes in sleeping out of
doors. and dressing out of doors.
practically, as the windows of
the bedroom are always up. winter
and summer. She sent her pastor to
demonstrate with her husband, after
her remarks failed of effect. He show
ed concisely and conclusively how his
ways were closing the gares of Heav-
on against him and just as certainly
opening those of the other place.
",5ood,' said the unrepentaIlt and I'M
regenerate, at won't have to dress
nor nings in a cold bedroom there
Anthony Republican,.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
a BOOST FoR. COOP ROADS.

That the movement for better roads
will be helped along in a material way
1 by the postoffice department is made
apparent by recent order which was
issued by that federal authority. On
Il the application of Ewing Herbert, post
| master of Hiawatha, the fourth assist
| ant postmaster general has given him
| authority to suspend rural mail deliv-
cry for thirty days when the carrier re-
ports habituaI neglect of the roads by
any patron. overseer or trustee. If
the road isn't put in proper condition
within the thirty days the postmaster
is requested to recommend that the
badly kept portion of it be permanently
Withdrawn from the rural free delivery
route.
Doubtless the same authority will be-
extended to other postmasters through
out the country and it will mean much
for the betterment Of the roads. Rural
free delivery of mail has been a great
boon to farmers. 1t is difficult for them
to figure out how they were able to get
along without it for as long a time as
they did. 1t would be a real hardship
to many of them if they were to be de-
prived of its many advantages. But it
is unreasonable for them to expect to
have their mail delivered If the roads
running by their farms. and the condi-
lions Of which they are in a great
measure responsible for, are not kept
in sufficiently good condition to permit
the rural carriers to travel over them
with ease.
If this order that Mr.. Herbert has Sc
cured for his territory is made general,
as it probably will be, the farmers and
those who have charge Of keeping the
country roads in good condition, will
realize that unless they fulfill their
duties in this important particular their
mail service will be shut off. With
such an undesirable condition of affairs
staring them in the face it is TO more
than reasonable to suppose tina. they
will see to it that the roads are kept in
the best possible shape that is practi-
cable.
OF course, they will not have TO go TO
work and build rock and macadam
roads to assure themselves of their |
mail service which means so much to
them. They'll merely have to keep the
existing dirt roads in good condition. !
This takes a little time and labor but |
the results accomplished with drags
and other agencies that make dirt |
roads the finest kind of highways are
really remarkable for the labor 5nd |
time involved. Not only will the keep |
ing of the roads in excellent shape |
mean continuance of their efficient |
and valuable mail service, but ii will |
mean benefits to them in all of the |
many ways which good roads make
DOsSihIe
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29


"Of course it is. Thank heaven ]
came In time"
Yes. he was getting ready to eat
aunt"
For your aunt?"
II mean for you. oh. Jimmie
'Weu7" he asked as he helped her
to her feet and threw a quarter to
the Italian to pay the damages.
Mr.. Tillinghast," with sudden dig
nifty, II have released you from the
moose. Pray excuse my emotion"
And what in cats is all this talk
about nooses!" he demanded.
why aunty says that have noosed
you"
THE spiteful. womanl You haven't
noosed me yet but now Is the time
to do IT. love you and have saved
you from the bear. Don't leave room
for me to jerk my head out. There:
that's the proper moose, and We'll go
back and hear the band play Where
Is My Aunt Tonight ?'"-(Copyrigh
1909, by Associated Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
GLOBE SIGHTS.
TFrom the Atchison Globe. ]


How little girl loves to say to a
little boy, ooh, you are going to catch
it,"
To make a friend is to make a
good investment, and to make an en-
envy is to make a bad one.
We believe we would just as soon
smell cabbage in the parlor as musk
on persons garments.
1T will never get in trouble said a
brakeman recently. I'm too ugly.
Ugly men seldom get in trouble"
If Nature intended that men should
be cut open. it is a wonder that trap
doors were not left over the vital
parts.
An Atchison man is able to treat a
book agent so cool that the agent will
turn up his collar ana put on over
shoes in August.
Every time a wife tells her grew
ances against her husband, they in
clude the charge that he refuses to
pay her doctor bills.
If flies are such a horrible menace,
the milkman and the grocer could tell
you of kitchens where the cook de-
serves a hero medal.
A girl, who marries in haste, does
not always have time TO repent at
leisure. With her own washing iron
the babies to take care of. a woman
hasn't leisure for anything.
If you have robber scheme, don't
try to work it on the farmers. The
farmers have been worked SO much
that they have at last caught on. Try
your scheme on the wise men; the
wise men are easily worked.
They tell of man who lay dying,
and whose eyes followed his wife
around imploringly. What is it ?"
she said, bending over him, thinking
he wanted to say something comfort
ing about meeting her in the next
world. you will geg all my money"
he gasped, and added, with all the
fierceness he could muster into HIS
last BREATH" and you are SCCH a
fool"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
FARMERS, AWAKENING.

| Ao was SldteQ IN the news QlS-
/ patches from Washington the other
day. never in the history of the world
has there been such progress made
in agricultural education as in the
United States during the past eleven
years. Especially rapid progress has
been made in this regard during the
past year, as is pointed out by D. j.
Crosby, specialist in agricultural edu-
cation of the federal department of
| agriculture. He shows that there has
been a large and healthy growth in
all phases of agricultural education,
| the year being noteworthy for the at
tention given to providing facilities
for graduate study in agriculture, to
recognizing and strengthening COL
lege courses, and to multiplying op-
portunities for acquiring secondary
| and elementary instruction in this
subject, than which there is no more
important one to the people of the
United States.
All of this means that an agricul-
tural development is going on which
will be bound to bear the best of
fruit. 1t was not so many years ago
that the farmers, for the most part
looked rather with askance on agri-
agricultural success meant nothing
more than maximum amount of Ia
Dor with their own muscles and those
of their beasts of burden. Then came
along the wonderful farm machinery
which helped to tighten their tasks
but they still looked upon farming
as nothing more than the hardest
kind of manual labor. But the
sffhnOriSfS'' in
mers called them, went ahead with
their work of establishing agricultur-
al schools and colleges and in deveI-
oping federal and state departments
of agriculture to something like their
proper proportions. Soon the farmers
began to realize that they had consid-
cradle to learn at their own game and
they have not been slow to take adj
vantage of the many opportunities
which have been afforded them.
And perhaps the best work that
the agricultural colleges are doing to-
day is not so much in the education
of the youths to be practical and
scientific farmers as it is IN their uni
versity extension courses which places
many of their advantages right in the
hands of the farmers of today. Fed
eral and state agricultural depart
ment are helping out IN this great
work of showing the farmers how
they can make two blades of grass or
grain grow where only one did before,
how they can increase each and every
one of their crop yields, how they
can develop their cattle and other live
stock to the highest p1nnacIes of per-
lection. All of these great agencies
have done great work in teaching
the farmers that brains are quite as
essential as Drawn If the greatest re-
suits are to be obtained in the tiIling
of the fields. This has been a fine
work and one that will show ten-fold
returns "A few years nence. And no.
body appreciates this ract more than
the farmers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29

everybody these great expectations
were not realized. At first the artists
themselves were puzzled to account
| for this. and to explain why the
curiously contorted attitudes now dis
closed for the first ime convened SO
little the impression OF motion. But
when the instantaneous photographs
were subjected to a process of
elimination and selection it was dis
covered that there were practically
only two instants in the stride of the
galloping horse that conveyed any
idea of rapid fight to the human eye.
The first of these was at the very be-
ginning of the stride. when, with all
four legs hunched together under the
belly. the animal was preparing for
the forward leap; and the second was
at the end of the impulse. when. with
legs outstretched to the limit. the
horse was ready to take the ground
again for another stride. Both of
these periods. it will be seen. were
the instant of arrest of motion-in-
stants when the human eye could
readily seize the action without the
Intervention of the Kodak. Then at
last was perceived the fundamental
law which underlay the phenomena;
the human eye and the human brain
behind it declined to accept as a
symbol of motion anything which
the eye had not been able to see for
and by itself unaided. In this case,
of course. it was only during the two
instants of arrest of motion that the
eye had been able to note the position
of the horses limbs. And these two
positions of comparative inaction had,
through long association. become to
us the permanent and fixed symbols
of action in the racing horse. The
kodak had, indeed, revealed hitherto
unsupported facts and aspects of mo-
ton, but the eye would have none of
them and chung only to that which
was visual"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From the Chicago News. ]


Never judge a mans past by what he
tells you about it.
The records show that but few
vegetarians marry grass widows.
Here's hoping the early frosts will not
spoil the canned fruit crop.
The signs Of love show up as plainly
as the symptoms of measles.
Many a man is willing to lose friend
in order to acquire a dollar.
It's better to follow one good example
than it is to set dozen bad ones.
Some men live in advance of their
age by reading only next months mag
azines.
A girl doesn't enjoy an outing unless
the right young man shows up some
where in the scenery.
Perhaps the water wagon would be a
more popular conveyance II 1t were
equipped with pneumatic tires.
Even If you are reasonably sure Of
going to heaven, you should take out
Insurance against going elsewhere.
What a grand old world this would
be TO live in If opportunity knocked at
a mans door as often as the bill col
lector.
A middle-aged woman once told us
that her husband had never spoken a
cross word to her Later we discovered
that she's never had a husband.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
QUAKER A1EDTTATIoNs.
IRON the Philadelphia Record,

From the Philadelphia Record.1
Even the coal man may be all right
in his weigh.
Most of us would rather be taken by
storm than overtaken by one.
The fellow who makes the most noise
doesn't always have a sound mind
Some of us never know what we
want till we realize that we can't get It,
Some people never put off till tomor-
row the things they can put on in
definitely.
A man admires another man for his
character, but woman admires an
other woman for her clothes.
The fellow who is looking for trouble
will find that 1t is the most accommo-
dating thing in the world.
Hoax-"Gotrox is a self-made man"
Joax-"I always understood that It
took nine tailors to make a man."
Here's where get a rise out OF
you!' exclaimed the alarm clock as Il
went off alongside the sleeper's bed.
Tell the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the truth-that is. II you
don't care anything about making
friends.
acknowledgements gays ne knows
the ms and outs OF natrimony." Slobbs
Tie ought to. He not only gives In
to his wife. but he shells out az we'll"
Happiness merely consists of get
ting the things we want remarked the
Wise Guy. "Or of not getting the
things wo don't want" supplemented
the Simple mug.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-09-29
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Power is a great thing but too few
men know how to use 1t.
z - =
Most women have wealth OF hair
these days, that is, a costly lot of it.
Time has something of record for
flying but it will have to go still
faster to beat money.
y y
Grouchiness and dyspepsia must be
in the nature of twins. At any rate
they always seem to travel together.
y =
A man with business who does
not personally put in a good day
work attending to 1t on each and
every day is not going to make much
of a success of it.