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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-07
A Change.

The statesman wise whose work is done
Both earnestly and cleverly,
Will soon say "On to Washington"
Instead of Back to Beverly
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-07

The day after Labor day is usually
day Of labor.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
@nnSer iiber Number.

Bon benz 8biloiopben beiBt es:
1@r tritt berein mo fagt, 6aB Ding,
oas muB 10 iein.~ Dit ai1oerelt
@crten: @er ben Sadben auf ocn
@runo gebt, gIuubt an feline @uil-
Der. ionoarn finbet stlIes natiirIid)
uno bod giebt es tdsIid @nnSer
.iiber 8nnoer gu idallen; 5. b. @en-
ibetb tuel9e nidt einmal oic Elm.
faditen 2ebenspori6rtften beobadten
Seoes CHER, bas ciu llniuoblfcin
perfpiirt, miro bon ieinem Snitinft
peran!abt, ieinem Sorper cine emf;
lprebenoe Bflege angeSeiben SIT lai.
len Gir Der @eridt Bic iogenarn.
te arone Der S6optumg gIoubt. lei
rrem &Orper feline 8iidiidt idnISig
gu iein. am anffdIIigIten tritt oie.
ie gtadlaiiigfeit Bel Sartleibigfeit 5u'
tage; ). ). Bel einem 10 bdufigen
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

Seiocn, oas i9neII beieitigt nerben
farns aber meilteits ni6t ipir6 lnio
Sann oie @~rlnoIaoe fir elm ernlteg,
t6otIites 2eioen. mic j. 9.
appenOi8itis, Iiefert. 9ieie Sarment.
siinOiins iuiiroe 1ttemals cine 10 &C.
iabrIide &oIle in Dem 2eben Der
@enidbeit ipielen fonnelt. menlt Die
2ebtere iie einfa9 nit 81. Bern.
nro &rduterpillen berbiiten piirbe.
Gieie gilIen baben cine on Sas
8unberbare srer5en6e @irtnng,
Mber oaB fie beIfen Dos lit fem
8unoer. ipnSern illr cine gang no.
tiirIi6e SoIee ibrer oortreffIiden
pflansIiden 8eitan0tbeiIe, oie mad
altberiibnltcn Resept aif Dos Sorg-
fGItisiie alisseipdbIt uri6 auf Sorg.
faItisite ~auiommenseteIt iirro.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

mediately replaced IN q very few minutes.
Diseases. peculiar to men, or any complicated
trouble beyond the aid Of the general Prac-
else and failed. and II you want TO get well
again, Thon Go and SEQ this advanced and
progressive Specialist OF. experience and rep
Bring Il s about and api produce IL isr %ii ier tS SSa siS w u
tho greatest Scientific achievements OF modern
times, which he has mastered and has OF his
NO MATTER ~ what your ailment NAV
be; NO MATTER what others may have told
you, NO Matter what your experiences may
have been with Other Physicians Hospitals,
Sanitariuins, Institutions or Patent Medicines
rnaskable. Doctor Of MISSOURI, syerywhere
lac.aowiedgcd to be the greatest center Of
Medical .LeprniDg In the world today. Go
then, and have. itforeyer settledsin your mind
81 iS sar Il fss your II s SAs i Is cu maiSs : II o TIii S Sns
you on trc5tsaent at once, and give you All
such mledicines or remedies and preparations
needed 70 effect your Cure. II incurahle, He
SCI and adEice as may prolnng your life.
sREMEMEER-ghis Is mot q scheme or catch
OK s Fs,ss e get yOST money and run as e
osjtion and you deal with your Doctor, mn.
self, and direct, Every Statement here made
e. guaranteed. rs True. Al visit for Consul
faton and examination will cost you moth.
spg, ! nsa iSp PIP Ss,, e oSlisasiSn yhaseyer. +
WI rss orc yen q perfect health, and may
mean, the snytng Of your life. a Nominal FED
VII be- CHARGED only II the Case; can be, treat.
DO not put isT III II this s5 duty you ovvs i vorr.s
self Your FAmiiy. Jour Extends and 'ySnr.
relativesat who are now or may later
P b1. suffering because q yopFr neglect. 70 naght
Life, Instead q 3 Pleasure Seco m1ss0 = m Maass
Bile and painfut Burden;
Remember the Date and Place.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
aie gOtidaft S,s graESenten.

Braiioent Enft's erite iabrlide
8oti6aft an ben &onsreB, fam 9isl,
flag in PeiOeu Sauiern our gerIe.
Jung. 9ieieIbe lit in fonierpatibem
lSinne eebalten, un6 entbaIt ni6ts
mos mif Die finansielIe @,ibe bes
I2an6es it0ren6 eintpirfen f0nnte,
mtssenomHneit pieIIei6t oes 8rdfi-
|oenten goridIaee betreffg Grid.
titng bon goitfparfaiien.
Sebnenttauidt iino oie 8efiirpor.
ter oes v9afes TO tie Gulf SiefipaI.
|iertpeg &roiefts, peIde cine frafti.
|ge 8efiirportung uno gmpfeblung
an ben aongreB ertuarteten. Staff
befien enpfan6en iie iiur 6as Der.
ipreden, OaB ole ipdter su erIaiien-
ben 5onoerbotidaiten, sic aonierbi.
ritus nationaIer SiilfsquelIen bebait.
oeln iperoens nobel aud Der Ser.
beiierung Der 5Iiiie gebadt peroen
ioa.
8es Srdfioenten Sppoiition SIT
elmer DorseifIagenen iofortiaen ton
sreiii nellen unteriltdung oes 3ild-
erfruit. fanoals, ionic cine baloiaen
&epiiion beg 8orifs, oas 6ebIen III
genO elmer gmpfeblung betreffs Der
&rifis IN 9tcarasua Die gmpfeb,
lung bes @rIaIies zines @eieses ser
ridterIiden GinbaltsbefebIe obne
pprbergegebene Gadridt IN sfrbeiter-
fontropericn, Ionic Grridtitrg BON
Boitiparfaiien, meroen ais Sanpt-
pitntte in ser gptifaft onacieben.
Serr s. 8. @enieI empiicbIf
ii6 fiir ollie b~orfummenocn Gotar.
arbeiten. SIN 9ruderei.sebdiioe 8n
finben-
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
Sillise Subrt mad Cnabo

Sn OMAHA finbet rafiten @on.
tag, ben 8 December anfanaeno. Die
srObe 9ationaI Corn erpoiifion itatt
unb oauert Biz gum Is. 9eaember.
Die eiienbabnen baben reou5irte
Sabrpreiie fir 8efn6er ~anaeieet,
iino berfuuft Ole $40. gacitic 8abn
Sabrfarten gut fir Die RurSreiie
bon $ermanit aiis fir $15.15. Gid
ets iper0em an f%OIsen6en saser Der.
fault: s, 8, 10, 10, II. 10, gut 5ur
&iidfebr bis gum 20 DECEMBER.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

Z cure TO- stay cured every case I take for
treatment. Surgical Cases / treat without OPP
reform, without detention from Business or
This MISSOURI Doctor, registered ana
licensed By tae State for the Cure OF all Ner-
Women and Children, Treats all his Patients
In person. No hired Assistants TO split the re.
sponsibiiity. He treats the following Diseases
sSy Al Nervous Disssssh sueh az Neurss-
bility, Spinal Irritation. Hystcria. Paralysis,
Epilepsy, Fits or Fslling Sickness, Choren.
Dizziness, sleeplessness, Headache or MI.
graiEe; Heart Disease Xix palpitAti6n. GIN.
the Blood or Skin like Apemia, Scrofnia, Eczc-
ma, Ulcers, Tunors, Growths, Swoilings,
pimpies etc. He wants to mect all sick per.
Dissipation, Intestinal Irritation. fndisestion,,
Stomach Or Intestines, Hernia, Rupture of
the Bowels, Appendicitis Piles, itchlng, bleed,
Tapeworm, Diseases Of tho liver, such AZ Ell.
fragment or displacement, or congestion.
Cirrsosias haFdentpg. q. engagement. Disease
6 Of the kiaheys Ike Briahttg Disease, Dias
Of burning prineg I'D jwett.ng or too frequent,
Urfnntion, Sexual IIppotpnca, wenkness or irri-
liability. Diseases Of the biSdier. Catarrh III
~ its forms Pirllent, dischatging or Dry
,ehiel tubess stomaSh, Eladdcr. Kidney 81
'Eyffcrric. This cucn1y Of tiia hruhan rarc. z
1he Is now able TO euro in: % short tirIo By
sn o-iEinal and new method OF 0smosis or
.sufitiloa of the Ssflt ssaSss. 4 Cure s uor.
5tntepd II in the early Stages before dcstrue.
-tioh Of tissues HIS set inF-D eafssess caused
gyssts ! have cured frequently in 80 min
oused 70 stay 6red, piscaFss Ok womtS,
Uterine or Ogarian are most successfully
seated. Displacements Ia any form arc I'M.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
GrmaRisie Sa5rpreiie anf Ser
@O. gaeific Balm

&nIdblid Der SabresperiamnIung
IN 81. 2onis Der @iHouri State
LEADERS aiioeiation fpiro Ole @o.
Eacific gabn @aeIfidaft arn 81,
%, unO 80. DECEMBER Gillette gut
fir Die &unofabrt uuo &iidfebr bis
5lm 8. Sanuar fir $500 perfmifen.
g.. g. aramer, ast.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
5abrnep s Cons 60, 1876 60
'Sobne aIpe., Chicago, SII.

Isle mir BON BaiBinston ans er.
fabren lift SnfeT Sam's 8eomteu,
beer lett 1907 nm $4,000 &6pfen
gepadien. aib in ben eirseluen
StaateR. @iiioiiri nidt aiisgenom.
men, idafft man beftanoig neuc
aemter, es lit cine Attendance,
6aB es nit urferer 8oIitif beili5u.
toge 10 itebt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
lstatt ohip. @toht gpIeoo.

2ucas COUNTY, So.
Sranf S. Gbenep beidport, 6nB
er Der altere Gartner Ser Sirma S.
s. gbeneb & 60. III, tpeIde @eid1f.
te in Der Staot SoIeoo, in obenae-
MANNHEIM gountp u,o Staate fbut,
urtO bob beioste 5irma bie Sunirne
BON einbun6ert Collars fir ieben
SaIl bon 8atarrb beSablen miro, Der
.onra ben @ebraidg bon $all's Scot.
.arrb,aur nidt gebeiIt tper6en fam.
@ei9poren BON mir inf
Hnteri6rieben in meiner
(Sie9eI. @egeniuart am 6. Sep.
tenlber q. 8. 1886.
q. So @Ieaion, 6ffent. Rotar.
Sails aatarrb-alr miro inner.
lid genommen, uno fpirtt Oireft ouf
Dos 9lnt uno Die i6Ieimigen Ober.
Hidden oes Spitents. ,9dBt gu6
itutionit 3eigriiie fomlneD.
S. S. gbeneD & 60. SoleOos ..
Berfouft bon allen @potbeferrl
rs. Sails Somilien &ifIer limb
sic beiten.
~.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
JOHN H. HELMERS, @rDcer
Nene Nnaeiaell.

9etobnun9. Nein iApors9silei.
ter brauner SuHo (6punbl SalSbano trds
seuo lit mir aSbanoen 9ctommeu. 9elobu.
ung liir Miebererlangen.
aIbert W mel er.
eiitIe 8eraer, DO.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
1Darmmne.

Ia mir 3u iuieoerboltenmaIen Sarmse-
%rdibfd,dften unb anbere 9esenitanbe nit
Wuiblpilen 3eritort puroen, mnrne i'd bic
Hadld6wdrmer IoId5eS In 8utunft 5u nm.
terIaIien, ba ID, IouTt ~seatuunasn fem iperbe
lie Serdbtlics su 8elnngeu.
Rart 8u d,meper
Der DreId1er.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

EhutWH NnFHHHH w
SIN Sabre 1910 miro Der ieItene
Sail eirtretsn, BOB DDS Set @aria
8erfiinSigttng rnb Der adrfreitdg
duf einen Gag 5nianimeafaIIen. Die.
les ioltoerbare 3uiammenfrffen mat
ieit benz Sabre ta29 nift mebr ali
per5cidaeIt III iUeIdeHt Sabr man,
oieien 5rcitas oen @roBeH Seier.
tag" nuinte. pa ser aorfreitog
nidt peridpbsN iBer0aH fafb fpiro.
Oaber am %. Mdra, Die ionit. ae.
ieiert DerSeft fOnSefaS erff dnf ISL
April. an @sontop nod Sem fpeiBen
Gospltdg. n
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
DanRyaanna.

glaldBIid bes Eobes nnierer Mnter
ed,niesermtiter, @robmuiter unb nrarob
mliiler
Q~aroIine Dbera
la9en tuir biernlit Danf alien ben Hud,baen
bic uns 10 biiteid, in ben lebien Stunben
hires 4ebens 5ur Geiie Iionoem ebenidls
Den Ebeilnsbnletn an peardbnif,, ben gor,
tncbtrd4ern unb !Serrn paiicr aid,erer fiji
Die 5%rpittporte am Grade unferen tnnt6Itsn
Dant. 4
Dle Z rite no ben bints / bIieb { men.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

8m. &otbemcDer (guffaIo Bin
bot auBer ben anfanf Oeri6ieOener
8rnn6itiide In rinierer Stn0t, nun
md Elm @aiolin. uno Elm Saisbout
gefoIft, urib pentl er feline Soeei
6ur aiisfiibrilns brinet, miro er I'M
fomalcn0ea 5riiBiabr oen @ascon.
abefIiB befabren uflo Den mioeren
8oten i'm SradJtberfebr 8pnturena
maiden. an llnternebmmnnesgeiil
febIt e Germ geitberneDer nidt.
Die StaotOerDnItung bon @or.
rifon bat eitreil tpeiien @riff setban
inoem oieieibe 6urt Sroinat3 felt.
fteIIte i'm tueIden @retoen tel.
ne Grarne . Sanier gebaltt per-
ben biirfen. Cine ioIde gfoB.
reseI mare fur Sernlonil iebr
n%otbapenoig, ia feIbit oie Bad.
fteirbauier pelde bier I'M oi6ter Be.
feoeIten StaottbeiI gebout iper6en
6eoiirfeh Der geietIidem gorIdrift
oamit ie0e eiiunieen 5e~iRrggefabr
nut Elm minimum reDlBirf miro.
SIM @roBen @an5ei1 miro bier per.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
MaSdlen @srlanat.

9erlan8i, Maod]en Iiir a~leemeine SauS.
2rbe,t, feiHe Ddfde, fIeine camille, suler
2obn. Wlon penbe Iih an
30 s. 6. SorreTer,
Aolrns & Wlonrpe Cir.
RirtDrl b, no.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

ttufer Ruf dIs 9enner unt
6eini6meder lit big in sic gTausras
&egion aeutudp's seorrngen. benz
BON bort erbieIten mir einen febr ae.
ldmadpou eonDertirten 9rief Del.
len SrtboIt ans Die Sfferte nfafte
cine Giite heS beIter 10 Sabre alien
|SifDr 81 I6ideu in einer gerpad.
ing Die feitien argtpobn erreee. Sab
len fonrten mir, neTlri es inns be.
|Iiebt. Cine ioIde Sffcrte Dllr6e
ms ME gemaft dls mir 6es nlorg.
ems. abenos mo otpiidmtbrein nod
|i6nappsiteg iest, no mir III unIer.
en- @eniiiien iebr beJdeiSens aber
troboem udbIerii9 iiHb, miiiien mir
oas a~nerbieten abIehnea bern Die
&ermann GiftiIIiaa Co. bat ge.
+niigeno 8orratb llnieren 8eoarf an
oeden inlo ibre @aare 1T bon ioI.
der Site II. Reinbeit baB es iid nit
benz beiten Sabrifat oes 2anSes mel.
len fann.
NlaAaE@N atHIAEt faAs NNtfnk 1870 f1ftllftU LHHsNIIN
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17
8n gertaufen ubet @ertauiden.

Gin importirter idparser 9erd,erou
6ensit, ~ 6aHb bod. 1900 pIunb mie,
8enb uno elm gutter Beteser
g .. 9lod,
81. s. 3. A. Darrentou, Wo.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1909-12-17

Serr s. 8. 8enief empiiebIt
ii6 fiir aIle borfummenocn Gotar-
arbeiten. SIM 9ruferei.gebaiioe Su
finDen.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19
The Pimeprints
BY STRICKLAND w. GILLIAN.

I'VE get at our house" said the
crouch, as he put the change back in
his pocket and left lead nickel on
the wet tray, "a certain sort of period
icals that / have named the pifile-
prints We look forward TO them every
month with as much JOY as if they
were the funeral of a relative.
Last month the magazine that
regard as an aggravated case of UNI
expurgated pifFlitis told a whole lot of
women's reasons why they would
have married differently or not at all
If they had it 10 do over again. ] read
the thing over carefully, with bot
tie of smelling-salts held to my nose
and a phial of serpent-fang antidote
close by. ! found every reason given
except the one that would have been
truest in most of the cases-that if
she had it to do over again she could
not rope the same victim If she want
ed TO. Any woman who'll write to
publication of any sort and say she
prefers a different kind of man is a
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19
CRYING NEED, AS HE SEES 1T.
Companion of Irritated Divines Came
to the Front with Order to
the Waiter.

Joaquin Miller is to establish a
colony of poets in Fruitvale. Cal. Mr..
Miller, discussing this colony recently,
said:
I'VE poets will, of course, argue
and squabble. That will be delight
full. Arguments and squabbles over
Matthew Arnold, Swinburne, Tenny-
son and Keats are pleasant and SEN
sible things, you know. They are
not like political or religious argu-
ments, which in their bitter rancor al
ways make me think of three Maine
divines.
while three Maine divines were
supping together, two of them be-
gan to argue about the comparative
religious, merit of the royal houses
of Stuart and Orange. The argument
became heated. The divines grew ex.
cited and angry.
William III. was great rascal.
roared the first, as he struck the table
with his fist. "A great rascal, and /
spit upon his memory
THE second divine, turning very
red, shouted:
me, it's James ii. that was the
rascal. j spit upon his memory
At this point the third divine rang
the bell. and said gently to the waiter:
"'Spittoons for two. please
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19
Trad BigLow's Snake Automobile Tires
BY HUGH PENDExTER.

Just see that the trunk don't bind
the hind wheels" grimly requested
Trad Biglows cousin, as the old man
ruefully gaZed at the farm wagon
waiting to receive him. Now that
Cousin Edgar's home was closed to
him, he was wondering where he
would next find shelter. The tires
on the hind wheels amt over strong,
supplemented Edgar, about TO mount
the seat.
HUH" thoughtfully unused Trad
II guess Cousin Freeman was right
There's money in 1t; especially in au-
tomobiles. And what | was about to
forgit as idle dream will now pro
duce a shower of dollars"
What dollars?" snapped Edgar, re-
turning his foot to the ground.
Il shouldn't have mentioned it,
nervously regretted Trad. 1T was a
secret between Freeman and me.
was only speaking of our scheme for
selling hoop-snake auto tires. That's
ALL"
Snake auto tires!" faltered Edgar
so that's why you was in such bus
tie TO get over to Freeman's, eh I
Guess this trunk can come down for
a spell" And his action was suited
to his words. Now. Trad, ! want a
explanation. You don't bulge from
here till | git IL. Time enough to-
morrer for you to run away to Free
mans. What about these new-fangled
tires?"
1T isn't entirely new with me, muir.
INJURED Trad, his eyes secretly glinting
I'VE all know about the hoop-snakes
of India. | simply figgered how them
snakes could be killed while hoop.
ing-holding their tails in their mouths
you know-and after rigor morris
sets in Id have auto tire you
couldn't dent with a AK. Yes, stree
give me four hoop-snakes, and I'll
show you a set OF tires that no
amount of travelling can wear out.
Then turn on the third speed and real.
ize for the first time in your life what
ii means to ride on real tires. They
can't leak; they can't wear out, and
they can't slip. Besides, the pattern
is pretty as the wheels whiz around.
Say, $500 a tire. It's cheap when you
know they'll last a life time. That
would be 81 500 q machine. Take the
baby snakes for smaller machines, say
run-abouts, gocarts. and SO on, at
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19

figuring in budgets could ever make it
work out so. The only way people get
along on small incomes is by spending
the money they have until IL is gone
end then going without things or go
ing into debt for what they have to
have, so far as their credit will let
them.
All of the average family's mon
ey belongs in the emergency fund.
Another joyful thing ! read in the
pifHeprints is how to build a perfect
palace for $4,000. | figured on one of
those once, and found that if | already
owned the lumber. the lime, the stone,
the nails, the bricks, the paint, the
plumbing and the heating system, and
had carpenter owing me money, |
might possibly build one of those
houses at that price
Then the piffleprints tell us how to
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19

matrimonial blue pill for fair; and any
man who has had her about for a few
years would run screaming to the
edge OF cliff and not stop there
rather than begin II all over.
In the same issue or some other
one-it doesn't matter: they all seem
to me like The same issue-was a pro.
posed scheme for placing the home on
a business basis, with every cent &C.
counted for and all the expenditures
divided into budgets and funds and
things. That would be great This is
about the way il would work out, in
most families:
General operating expense flood
servants, fuel, light and remit, s2S a
week.
Sinking fund. S. week
Repairs and depreciation, 81 a
week
Contingent fund. SO a week.
Emergency fund, So week.
Total, $45 per week.
Jalary, s35 week.
And there you are. Not one fam
lly A. ten could come any nearer IL
fhaIh that If they figured It out and
IT all the things in that actually have
- be bought. As a matter of fact they
ret along on their incomes within a
Nv dollars, as rule. but no advance
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19

The other day while reading pa
per published a hundred years from
now, | came across the following bit
of news" Of it is news to the peo-
pie who are living a hundred years
after us, think what news il will be to
you)
Your correspondent while on an
afternoon trip from Patagonia to
Portland, Me-, by the old but still re-
liable airship Roosevelt stopped for
a few minutes at the airy home of
Mr.. Mapleton, formerly OF Dubuque,
Ia
II will be remembered that Mr.. Ma
pleton left the earth in fit of pique
when Lydia p. Morton was elected
president. He said then that he
would never return to earth until a
man was nominated and elected to
that high office, and as the honorable
Lydia is now closing her third term,
it will b. seen that he has been up
a matter of IL years.
He was in his dark room develop
ing some bird's-eye views of Cape
Town, which he took yesterday, but
his wife received me pleasantly
asked her if she never wished she
were back on earth and she told me
that for the first six months after
their ascension she felt that she
would be a nervous wreck if she were
not allowed to 60 shopping in a de-
partment store; but after she had
circumnavigated the globe by way of
the poles half dozen times, and she
no longer knew what it was to have
a headache or to feel tired, she made
up her mind that the air was good
enough for her.
You see, we get our provisions at
the aerial stores so there is no real
necessity for us to so below. And
my relatives come up to see me from
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19

raise our girls, how TO turn a dirty
backyard into a conservatory, how to
make real lace embroidery for the
children's overalls, how to entertain
company, how to keep bees and SER
wants, how to cure children of biting
their nails and each other, how to
freeze dessert and unwelcome guests.
how to make an orange meringue out
of piece of lemon peel and a grape
seed, how to take vacation painless
ly, how to make money on the side
by working evenings, Sundays, before
breakfast and on holidays, and often
potify you, in their exchange depart
ments, of somebody who wants to
trade a secondhand set of upper teeth
for side-saddle or a practically new
ostrich plume.
20, we couldn't live without the
pifeprints. My wife says so and
agree, so she won't write TO her favor
tie pifleprint about my disagreeable
habits"
Copyright 1909. by w. C. Chapman)
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1909-08-19

| half price. Take 100000 cars in this
country and Europe that would be
fighting each other to buy 'em inside
of two years-Great Scott! I'm dazed.
| can't bear to figger on foreign coun-
tries. I'm undone."
'Undone?" bleated Edgar Whoever
heard-Irad, be you sure we could
clean up $1,000 year between us?
don't ask any profits a Newfoundland
dog couldn't jump over. Let's be mod
crate. Say $1,000 a year-ahem,
mean that amount apiece. Can It be
done?"
What" cried Trad. Did you say
a miserable. petty little $1,000 a
year each? Why, I'd be ashamed to
look you in the face. For mercys
sake, if you want to be moderate,
call it 100000 a year each-for the
first year, mind you. Don't make fun
of me. At least call it that"
And when can we sell our first
four tires?' cried Edgar, clutching at
the empty air.
I'VE can begin now. All we've got
to do isl yum! l ought to be leav-
ing for Freeman's."
Not an inch tonight" warmly
ruled Edgar. Now, let's begin on
the tires"
With all my heart" said Trad. "An
we've got to do for a start is to plant
the buckram roots in the north lot.
and"
'Buckram what?' murmured Edgar
"Buckram roots" softly explained
Trad. We'll watch 'em carefully. for
If one dies IL means loss of $3.50 per
When they git their growth well turn
the hoop-snakes loose, and let 'em
browse on the roots. The roots is the
only thing. you know, that will give
the snake the proper stiffening. I've
heard fellows let on that the dingle
root, at $210 per, is just as good. But
know different, and"
And you say we've got to git some
Of this measly old buckram root?"
hoarsely shouted Edgar.
Why, of course" assured Trad. his
brows rising And Indiana is the
only place where we can git 1t. Then
we must go there and catch the
snakes in the moulting season and
fetch EN-"
The trunk won't chafe or bind TO.
morrer," gritted Edgar.
Copyright, 1909, by W. @. ChspmanJ !.