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Arizona republican., 1909-04-19
SEEN AT THE STORES

Probably the most read book in Phoenix at the present time is The Testing of Diana Mallory" by Mrs. Humphrey Ward-full of dash and go and also meaning. There is no doubt but that it is her greatest book. It's satisfying. thrilling. true and full of ineXpressible beauty. The old be- lief in man-the old ideal of faithful ness-cannot help but return as you go through its pages.
 Rerryhill has two very attractive windows, one of office supples-type- writers, pens, etc, and the other of the books of the hour. His special sale of s15O books for 75 cents, titles such as The Girl Out There" Indifference of Juliet" "The Little Minister" ''The Last Hope" The Issue" The Late Tenant" and others.
 No wonder the low Dutch collar is going to be so popular all over the country during the coming hot wealth CT months. It is sensible, comfortable, cool and suitable in almost any mate rial, sheer lawn, lace, or from odds and ends. It can be worn under any condi tions and gives a charming freshness to any attire.
 You will certainly be missing an op- portunity if you overlook the kimonos that are having a big run at Salim Ackels-real Oriental silks, both long and short models-made as only the Oriental knows how to make them.
 The ostrict feather in the natural is the go" this season-the Arizona Os- trich Farm salesroom shows some very novel ideas.
 If you are looking for something in the line of wash skirts that are really 'summery" don't miss what Francis is showing-well made common sense bargains in the latest patterns, that will look we'll and will wash.
 The Hub" has a window full of ev- cry shape and quality of straw hats imaginable. The styles this year are classier than usual.
 Today is the last chance at Hilder- bran's watch sale. This was one of
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19

the big stunts of the last week. His window of combs, buskles, scarf pins offers some very swell suggestions for birthday and graduating gifts.
 This is the last week at the man. moth mill outlet sale at the Boston Store. There are many good chances for the shopper.
 If you are thinking of brightening up the home a bit, Doris Heyman has a special sale of the latest designs in wall papers.
 The New York Store has three or four very promising Monday specials one piece taffeta silk dresses a la Princess in the popular shades-new linen suitings just in from the east and a special discount on boys FIX TRAGOOD clothes.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19

dreamers-and that the future is not a great way off either.
 The Republican considers this the live question of the day-of the hour the topic that is the very heart of our undreamed future. It challenges any individual, body of individuals, or To- cality. to prove by actual demonstra- ton that one acre of the Salt River valley is not equal to two acres of any other locality on this beautiful green globe
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19

If you had done these things and had held onto your savings at the start-you'd probably-yes certainly have been a millionaire today.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19

Personal experience with a tube of ManZan Pile Remedy will convince you 1t is immediate relief for all forms Of piles. Comes put up in tube with nozzle attached ready to use, and gives immediate relief Can be ap- piled directly to the affected parts, reducing inflammation, swelling and itching. Guaranteed. Price soc.
 PARSONS DRUG co.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19
Best
 for BeetS

Sugar Beets bring "big returns" on Section 20. The practical rancher can more than make his pay ments from the start-he can make a good living besides. The crop here averages from 20 to 25 tons to the acre annually, or, at present prices, about $95.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19

| SMALL FARMS  GLENDALE .LOESS
 GLENDALE .LOESS
 GLENDALE
 LOESS
 GLENDALE
 LOESS SMALL
 FARMS
Arizona republican., 1909-04-19
Beats the
 Best

The sugar beet factory close at hand will take all you care to raise-paying good prices. The soil is fertile water plentiful and climate ideal. If you are looking for a profita- ble investment you can not overlook what Sec tion 20 has to offer you.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
American Royalty.

A visitor to one of the hotels at
Carlsbad, Germany, tells the story of
a gentleman to whom the servants and
the proprietor paid the most profound
attentions. He was royalty treated
rather to the neglect Of the rest of the
guests.
Every time he came out Of the hotel
door a strip Of green carpet would be
rolled down in front Of him and the at
tendants would take off their caps and
bow in the most deferential and obse-
quiOus manner. Neither the visitor
thus so strangely honored nor the 9th
or guests could make out what this
Difference meant.
At last some one looked in the print
ed register, or Kurgast Liste. There
was the entry:
james the First, King of Buffalo.
N. Y"
1t was the native printers rendering
Of the Americans name-James l.
King, Buffalo, N. Y
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
Moon Captured by Earth.

That ne had automatically proved
a discovery that the moon was a planet
captured by the earth from space and
not a detached portion of our globe.
was the announcement made Friday
night by Prof. j. j. See, astronomer
in charge of the Naval Observatory at
Mare Island, in a report to the Astron-
omical Society of the Pacific. He re-
jects entirely the long accepted theory
of Laplace and Sir George Darwin, as
cribing earthly origin to the moon ana
declares his discovery is supported BY
rigorous mathematical proof, based on
the methods Of Hill. Poincare and Dar-
win.
Prof. Sees announcement was fur
Their development of his discovery an
nounced last January, that all planets
and satellites are captured bodies,
whose orbits have been reduced since
in size and rounded under the secular
action Of the nebular resisting medium
once pervading the solar system.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
State Central Committee.

Chairman Thomas A. Combs has is
sued a call for a meeting of the per-
manent headquarters committee of the
Democratic State Central Committee,
to be held at the Phoenix Hotel in Lex
ington next Friday, July 2, at II
O'Clock. The object of the meeting is
to choose a secretary and select per-
manent headquarters for the commit
tee. 1t is considered practically settled
that the headquarters will be located
in Lexington, and it is reported that
the committee will probably take the
suite of rooms on the fifth floor of the
McClelland building which the Fayette
Home Telephone Company will vacate
on July l.
r. G. Phillip Of ElizabethtowD.
secretary Of the State Central Commit
tee, is the strongest tip for the posi-
ton of secretary, thought there are a
number Of candidates and some of the
others may land the plum.
The committee is composed of State
Senator Thos. A. Combs, chairman of
this city; Judge j. A. Sullivan, of
Richmond: Woodson May, of Somer-
set: H. M. Cox, of West Liberty; N.
Powell Taylor, of Henderson, and Viii
liam Adams, of Cynthiana.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29

rore a grocery store where the clerk
was sweeping the steps.
Morning he said good naturally.
Morning" came the reply.
"A little raw this morning" he pur-
sued.
Yep"
How'd "a sherry and egg go this
morningY' he asked, rubbing some
heat into his hands.
"Best thing I've heard today" an
nounced the clerk, Interested
"Tell you what III do" the stranger
continued; "Pll furnish the sherry if
you'll furnish the eggs"
''Sure."
can right. Trot out three eggs and
follow me-"
And the stranger led the way back
to the cafe.
Here's the eggs" he announced to
the proprietor.
Here's the sherry" replied the pro
prietor, mixing the drinks.
Here's how" the three exclaimed in
unison, and they drank the connection
and replaced the glasses on the bar.
by the way" said the proprietor to
the grocery clerk, you contributed the
eggs, didn't your"
Yep" said the clerk, smacking his
lips.
"And I furnished the sherry, didn't
To-
yep"
''Well, then" turning to the stran-
ger, how'd you get in this deal?"
''Why, ertlemen," replied the stran-
ger as he bowed his way out, "my po-
sition is easily explained. I'm the pro-
moter. "-Lippincott's.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29

A native born American member of
a party of four business men who
often lunohed together took great de
light in joking the others on their for
eign birth.
ITS all very well for you fellows
to talk about what we need in this
country" he said, but when you
come to think of it you're really only
intruders Not one of you was born
here. You're welcome to this country.
Of course, but you really oughtn't to
forget what you owe us natives who
open our doors to you
Maybe" said an Irishman in the
party thoughtfully Maybe But
there's one thing you seem to forget
Came into this country wild me fare
paid an me clothes on me back. Can
you say the same ?"-Everybody's
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
How War Reain.

Papa, how do nations get into war
with each other?" asked Tommy Sea
sonby.
Sometimes one way, sometimes an
other" said the father. Now, there
are Germany and Spain. They came
near getting into war because a Span
ish mob took down the German flag"
mo, my DEAR" put in Mrs. Season
by; that wasn't the reason"
'But, my darling" said Mr.. S., don't
you suppose 1 know? You are mis-
taken. That was the reason"
mo. dearie; you are mistaken. II
was because the Germans
Mrs. Seasonby, say it was be
cause
"Peleg, you know better. You are
only trying to-
Madam, 1 don't understand that
your opinion was asked in this matter
anyway"
''Well. don't want my boy instruct
ed by an old ignoramus.'
''See here, you impudent''-
put down your cane, you old brute
Don't you dare bristle up to me or I'll
send this rolling pin at your head, you
old''-
Never mind" interrupted Tommy
81 think know how wars begin"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

For State Senator -28th Senatorial
Districth- Claude M. Thomas.
For RepI Sidney G. Clay.
For Circuit Judge-Robt. L. Stout,
of Woodford county.
For Commonwealth Attorney :
Robt. 3. Franklin, Of Franklin county.
For County Judge Denis Dundon.
For Circuit Clerk w. H. Webb.
For County Clerk -Pearce Patton.
For Sheriff "A. S. Thompson, with
w. F. Talbot as deputy.
For County Attorney George Bat
terton.
For Jaiier-H. 0. James.
For Assessor W. G. McClintock,
with L. B. Purnell and Robt. Gilkey
as deputies.
For Surveyor-Ben F. Bedford.
For County School Superintendent
f. L. McChesney.
For Coroner Rudolph Davis.
FOR MAGISTRATE.
Paris-L. J. Fretwell.
Little Rock-W. H. SGuires.
ClintonviIle-B. F. Stipp.
Hutchison-O. B. Lloyd.
Centerville-Jo T. Barlow.
Riddles: Miils-Geo. K. Redmon.
3 Millersburg e. P. Thumason.
Noath Middletown-J. j. Redmond.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
Rest in Relaxation.

Relaxation is an art not difficult to
acquire. Just flop, limbeI1ng every
joint in your body, as a baby does.
Don't allow any stiffness to remain
anywhere in your anatomy Begin
with your neck and think about every
Joint from there down to your toes.
until they are loose. Then try to think
of nothing whatever or of something
trivial and pleasant. Fifteen minutes
passed in this way viii rest you more
than hours of restless troubled sleep.
Your nerves will regain their tone,
and small troubles will be easily
passed over. Your expression will be
cheerful and attractive and ugly lines
will be smoothed out and driven
away, making you appear years
younger.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
The
Scrap Book
The
settIino : Bet.

a New Yorker and a Chicagoan met
at a big sanitarium where all alec
hole liquors were strictly forbidden.
To make amends fer this a thoughtful
individual had established a ,barroom
at the foot of the hill on which the
institution was situated. In front of
this, at right angles to the sidewalk,
hung big sign.
Clever name that gin mill down
there has," said the New Yorker, The
Last Chance.
Its clever all right" replied the
Chicago man, but you've got it
wrong. It's The First Chance"
Argument was superfuous. There
was nothing to do but to make a small
bet and settle it at once. The two
went down the Hill together, and pref
ty soon the westerner exclaimed tri-
umphantly:
1.-The First Chance 1 win"
The New Yorker could not dispute
the evidence Of his own senses. but
was deeply puzzled. When they reach
ed the place he looked at the other side
Of the sign. 1t read, "The Last
Chance" To those going up the hill
the resort was named 1.-The Last
Chances" to those coming down it
was THE First Chance"
The two men took both chances.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
Loaded.


A Wyoming judge has a sarcastic
humOr which has made many culprits
sQuirm, and among the number was a
defendant in a cattle stealing case who
was trying to explain that it would
have been quite impossible for him to
have brought into town the beef he
was accused of having stolen and
butchered owing to the fact that his
two pack horses were heavily loaded
with other things.
One horse, he had told the jury, was
packed with his fur overcoat, mining
implements, etc.
"And what was on the other horseT'
inquired the judge.
''Well there was a gallon of whis-
ky-there was a gallon of whisky
The fustered defendant could think of
nothing else.
81 knew a gallon Of whisky was a
load for a man." said the judge dryly,
''but didn't know it was load for a
horse. "-Lippincott's.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29

One bleak winter morning cold
looking individual walked into small
cafe.
''Morning," he said cheerily, address
ing himself to the white aproned at
tendant behind the bar.
Morning was the reply.
How'd you like a sherry and egg
this morning?" continued the stranger
even. that sounds very good to me.
Are you going to treat?"
"I'll furnish the eggs If you will cor
tribute the sherry"
Done agreed the proprietor.
@An right. I'll be back in minute,
the frosted one called over his Shout
der as he walked toward the door
Into the street and around the cor
ner he made his way and halted be-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
Whom He Feared.

An old Irishman who had recently
recovered from a severe sickness
CHANGED to meet the parish priest, who
had been summoned during his i'll
ness to administer the rites of the
church to the dying, as he was cOnsid-
cred to be near deaths door, and the
following conversation took place:
"Ah, Pat, 1 see you are out again.
We thought you were gone sure. You
had a very serious time Of it."
Eyes, yer reverence, indade l had"
"When you we're so near deaths
door were you not afraid to meet your
Maker?"
mo, indade, yer reverence" replied
Pat. cit was the other gintleman ]
was afeared Of
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
How OddI

when the clock hands point to 10
o'clock" asserted the bold and dashing
young man, Il am going to kiss you"
"You will do nothing Of the kind"
declared the spirited girl.
Eyes, shall. And hereafter when l
call l shall always kiss you when the
clock says 10 O'clock"
Sure enough, when the hands Of the
clock have reached 10 he kisses her,
although she defies him and spurns
him and upbraids him and censures
him and says that she despises him
and he must go and never return
So he does, and calls the next even
ing.
And, 10. the clock has stopped at 10!
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
What He Puts on a Horse.

An instructor Of cookery in New
Orleans school was endeavOring to
make clear to her pupils which por
tons of a side of beef yielded the va
riOus butchers "cuts." The neck
shoulder. leg ard loin had been sue
cessively pointed out.
''Now, Alice" said the teacher to her
brightest girl, there is one portion
I've not yet mentioned Your father is
groom; he frequently rides horse
back. Come now, tell me, what does
he often put on horse?'
1.-TWO dollars each way, ma'am," re
piled sophisticated Alice
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
On the Way.

A jovial son Of Erin who is a con-
ductor on a trolley car was telling a
friend the other morning about his ex-
periences as a helper in large manu-
featuring establishment The friend
wanted to know what Pat quit the job
for The latter explained with en-
phasis that he had invited the boss to
visit a place where he might burn for
ever.
We'll did he goY' inquired the troll
leyman's friend, who was in rare good
humor
"Oh, 1 dawn't know" quoth Pat.
with a broad smile, "but tn last tonne
l sa' him he was smokin''
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
A Horse to Order.

A sailor just home from a long
cruise and out for a good time entered
a livery stable to hire a horse for the
day to take some. of his shipmates into
the country. The proprietor had
really fine horse brought out for in
spection and said:
There's a beauty for you-small
head. clean legs, short back
"Short back be blowedw yelled the
sailor. 1--WE want one with long
back. It's to carry miner
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
The Full IF .Iov

If we might have the fruit without the
blooming,
If we the planting time and waiting
time could miss,
Not half so sweet would seem the gar
nered nectar,
The gracious year be robbed OF half its
bliss.
II careless we might gain our greatest
longing,
To human nature it would be as painted
toy.
The sweat of brow and anxious, weary
waiting
Perhaps is that we learn to know the
full of joy
Cora Lapham Hazard in New York
Tribune.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
SDrInO Decorations!

l have just received a beautiful
line of Spring patterns in Wan Paper,
and would be glad to show them to
any one who is DESTROYS of having
any papering done this Spring. I am
also ready to hang the paper at any
time to suit the customer. Work
guaranteed. Prices reasonable.
JOHN SNYDER.
PHONES: E. 7. 4S9, Home ISL.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
WORKING AT NIGHT

is a great strain on the eyes. Lessen
it as much as possible by having the
best light, which is the ELECTRIC.
No fiickering, no heat, smell or
smoke. You can have it just where
YOU want it, to throw the best light
on your work with no glare in your
eyes. Have talk with us about its
cost as compared with less modern
ilIuminants.
Paris Electric Light Company
Unexpectedly
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
MILLERSBURG ITEMS.
Fresh fish at Proctor S.

Fresh fish at Proctor's.
Mrs. Simpson, of Lexingto is the
guest ofssMiss Sue Bdtler and sisters.
All wall paper greatly reduced.
JOE w. MOCK.
Mrs. Mollie Cray left Saturday for
a visit to relatives at Carlisle.
Miss Harriet Young and Master
Edmund Martin, of Chicago, are guests
Of Mr.. Charles Martin and family.
DIR. Floyd Long, of North Weston
University, Chicago, H., arrived home
Friday for the summer.
z Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Boone and
son, Milton. of Lexington, spent Sun
day with her sister Mrs. W. G. Leer.
Mrs. Belle Armstrong and daugh-
ter, Miss Mary, left Sunday for a visit
to her sister, Miss Anna Bradley, Of
Carlisle.
Misses Queenie Robson and
Louise MUnroe, Of Cynthiana, were
guests Thursday and Friday Of Miss
Kizzie Mary Mcdaniel.
Mrs. W. F. Carpenter entertained
Friday afternoon, and Mrs. s. G. Bas-
com Saturday afternoon in honor Of
Mrs. White, of Arizona.
Mrs. Turner Perry, of Owings-
Vile, arrived Saturday for two
weeks visit to her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Thos. McClintock.
Mrs. w. F. WbaIey, and daughter,
Miss Nancy, left yesterday for a two
weeks visit to her son, Mr.. Claude
Whaley and son at Bethel.
Rev. t. W. Watts conducted a
missionary institute at Petersburg
and was absent over Sunday. his
pulpit was filed by Rev. Thomas
Taliaferro.
Mrs. Fannie Norton. Mrs. Mollie
Cray, Mr.. j. T. Addir, Elder w. A..
Gardner and DR.. H. G. Burroughs at
tended the funeral of Mr.. Frank AdaIr,
of Carlisle, Saturday.
Capt. F. ]. Reilly, who has been
visiting in Maysville, Augusta and
Ashland since the close of school,
spent Sunday night here, leaving Mon
day for his home in New York.
The board of directors Of the Farm
er's Bank held their annual election
Saturday afternoon and the present
officers were reelected: Mr.. j. G.
Allen, President; S. M. Allen, Cashier
James Burroughs, clerk. skaS
TAKE NOTICE Beginning with
July IL, all accounts of subscri bers
taking papers from carriers will fall
due at the beginning of each month.
instead of the time in the month which
/ you may have subscribed. All of my
bills have to be met by the 10th in
order TO do this. | must collect yours
promptly.
R. M. CALDWELL, Agent.
AT the regular meeting of Hal
leck Lodge, No. 107, l. o. 0. F., CT
Thursday evening the annual election
was held and the following officers
were elected for the next six months
j. S. Shoptaugh, N. G.. E. NJ. Thoma-
son, V. G.. w. A. Butler, Secretary
/ Norton Mitchell, Host Trustee, A,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1909-06-29
R. NJ. CALDWELL, Agent.
az the regular meeting oil !

AT the regular meeting Of Hal
leck Lodge, No. 107, 1. o. 0. F., On
Thursday evening the annual election
was held and the following officers
were elected for the next six months :
j. S. Shoptaugh, N. G. F.; E. M. Thoma-
son, V. G.; w. A. Butler, Secretary !;
Norton Mitchell, Host Trustee, A.
S. Best, u. S. 9. Pepper and w. A.
Butler. Opera House Committee; E.
M. Thomason, T. P. Wadell and Dr.. c.
B. Smith.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-04
SAYS TAMMAhY
INTENDS FRAUD
HERBERT PARSONS, NEW YORK
REPUBLICAN LEADER MAKES
STATEMENT - MURPHY DE-
MES TIE CHARGES.

New York. Oct. Herbert Parsons
chairman OF the Republican county
committee, said today;
We know that Tammany intends to
fraud Us, and we have made the most
thorough preparations ever known to
prevent Illegal voting. In the last
session OF the legislature Tammany
prevented rs from perfecting the sig
nature of the law. A deal was made
at Washington last year, whereby
some upstate Republican members IN
the assembly agreed to help Tam
many at Albany II the Tammany mem
6ers in congress would vote with the
Republican organization for support
OF Uncle Joe Cannon and the house
rules.
Did state Chairman Woodruff
know 81 this2' Parsons was asked.
NO. None Of Us knew of il until
too late to prevent il"
Charles F. Murphy leader of Tam
many. said:
Il don't know Of any such deal. TIE
charge has been made before.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-10-04
NEW OFFICE BUILDING
CONSTRUCTION of Singer Mfg. Co.'S New
Building Commences This Week
Special Fixtures.

The work Of constructing the
Office building recently contracted for
by the Singer Mfg Co. begins this
week on Commercial avenue near
Thirtyfourth street. The structure
win be two stories in height, 3Gx6O
feet, tile roof ana fireproofed through,
out The building is designed for
office purposes entirely and the lat.
est and most modern office fixtures
and fyrniture will be installed. Much
OF this Is designed especially for the
Singer Co. Architect Casper Kuse.
rer OF Cairo, drew the plans and the
r. G. Christman Co. OF South Bend
Ind. have the contract for the con
stwction The cost or the building
will be about $1,000