The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-02-19
sUNFLoWER PHILOSOPHY.

sUNFlOWER PHILOSOPHY.
Gossip is generally a desire to ge
even
Many a woman who succeeds as
mother fails as wife.
Every man is sinner in hi.
thoughts when he thinks of love
IL is said OF every other married
woman that she has thrown herself
away on man.
The fools are not all dead yet. and
what is more. they never will be-
OF what avail If man works 10
save his country and ruins himself?
A woman changes everything about
her husband, from his habits TO his
middle name.
You seldom meet a Snowman who
doesn't act as superior as a church
member acts when among sinners.
The cold, stormy nights are here.
when young men must wish they were
old and married. and had no girls to
go and see
AT the sight of young man Of good
manners and means a large and lux
urious crop Of hope springs up in every
girls heart.
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crowd of men. and every tall man In
the crowd will look up
When a real fat man gets on a night
shirt he looks as if he were trying TO
conceal a keg on his person.
When children are told what smart
man their father is they look at their
mother as if asking her if they are TO
believe it,
Whom n ctrarr~or como. - 49,. a.
intention is TO take away more money
than he leaves If he doesn't do il he
misses his guess.
II you have tact always call little
baby in long clothes che" mother
does not mind IL when a girl baby is
called he" but il makes her furious
to have some one call a boy baby she"
woman thinks. and thinks, and
thinks' then acts upon her own
thoughts. puts IL in the oven. sets the
table and calls the family. and this is
what she gets. is that all there is
for supper?"
In Atchison. girls making their first
appearance In society are called young
uns hGt over in Topeka they are
called "debutantes." which makes them
proud and much harder to get along
with.
There is considerable cooperative
housekeeping in Atchison, on a small
scale The same families use the same
wash boiler, the same irons and the
same scrub brush. One woman owns |
them, the others borrow
Henry Merwick is having a lot OF
fun out of his children now that they |
are little. but after his boys begin go
ing with the girls, and his girls begin |
going with the boys. he will not enjoy |
his children so much.
One of the funniest things we know
about Is the cloak model A tall. stat
uesque girl is selected as a model TO
try on cloaks for customers The Gus
toners are usually thin or fat and
dumpy. but when cloak looks good
on the cloak model they take it.
Suppose tree Is going to fall Will
some OF the high foreheads explain
why. in its falling. il always brushes
he man with small income and large
family. the one most needed among
The number Of men at its base?
There Is sort Of person who al.
ways pretends TO be more glad to see
you than he usually she) really IS.
such people please your vanity for a
until you discover they are
rot sincere that they act particularly
glad TO see every one as a means of
becoming popular or exerting infiu.
,nce.
When man dies people usually say
What Was that all the money he
lad?' man is never worth as much
Is people say he is. People like TO say
man is rich and a miser. and that
he sneaks into his cellar. digs up his
'old and gloats over e. The people
re mighty mean TO each other-Atch. I
son KAN Globe.
Nearly every bald-headed barber has I
hair restorative to sell.
We have noticed that any BODY who s
an sing can play the piano a little. '