The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-04-02
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Five thousand molecules can sit com.
fortably on the point OF q pin. In THU
from mankind as was evidenced b
terday. "a Z I 90,
Poor Mother Nature; she can hardly
coax one little violet out without the
spring poets writing sonnet thereon
A domestic-like Montgomery woman
SAID yesterday that her old hen didn't
~ II In for her yet she was always
Money Is the skeleton key that wiz
unlock any kind of lock known.
To be happy one must learn to cheat
oneself cleyerly.
Emulate the noble hen. you notice
lays the egg.
When suburban wife informs her
suburban husband that she has decided
to discard carpets and use stained
floors in the future, he smiles thank
fully to think that this means he will
not have to beat any more. +
The blue bird chants his roundelay
stay.
In sitting down in fresh paint always
see that the paint matches your trous.
ers as nearly as possible. E
We seldom hear tho term Dude" any
more. Wonder whyG
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"Don't get engaged during Lent
ars a 70 Why not xog
during Lent and when q man is en-
gagsd he certainly gives UP more than
at any other time in his natural life.
How beautifully bloom the flowers
A cubic inch of gold may be stretch
ed hundreds Of miles on silver wire,
says an encyclopedias. However. the
small salaried man with the largo
family still worries over how to make
1t stretch from one pay day to an
other.
When in an auto accident you have
banged out your right eye. knocked all
chin up like a waffle grfddle. and have
only one ear left hanging by slender
thread, 1t doesn't soothe your feelings
any to have your wife say as you
.
been trying to shave yourself again.
A firm is advertising new metallic
shingle--now when they get these
cement slippers on, the market the
small boy win soon see his finish.
Z A Legal Blank certain lawyer we
have seen. but we ain't calling any
names. 40
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table" is one that can be folded up and
put in your pocket.
The buzz of the bees
Will soon be in the trees.
But the buzz now In the Ian
Is the baseball fan.
A woman exagserates everything but
her age.
small boy will be boasting to his chums
as he tells them to feel of his hair, that
he was the first one, to go In swim
min this year"
spaganini has abandoned his attempt
to speak English. Too bad we thought
he had 1t pretty well broken" when
he was here.
Alabama will double up" her popu-
bHkS tHO CuAICAy
watermelon season we mean.
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A thousand years in the sight OF
providence are as one day, but one
night is as o Thousand years to the old
and and sits ana sits and sits and fefusss
to go home. 80 F.
Young man never call on girl with
out first letting her know you are
GhA fhfV1H xyntt al no
washer woman and come to the front
door with nothing on but her non de
plume.
II you got April fooled yesterday you
have no right TO kick. maybe you can't
kick however If it was a brick under
a hat you Kicked.
A Song of Brighter Days.
Soon the sunny weather will be
warmin' up the ground,
An there'll be million roses sheddfn
perfume all around,
Through miles o. meadow, daisies
laughin' gay the branch will twist
Slippin' twixt the hills that the blue
sky has bent an kissed.
Soon be time for singin' of the ever
That sing the sweetest songs although
they haven't got no words.
:
Soon be time for flingin' on a messy
bank to dream,
On a messy bank invitin' near where
silvery waters CLEAN.
Oh the brighter days a comm. oh the
hummin' o. the bees
When we-know we'er right In Glover"
doin' almost as we please.
Till at eve the cowbells tinlxie cross
the meadows far away
An we see the herd come slowly wind
ing home at close Of day.
Then its milkin' time and afterward our
supper we must eat
Then go to bed to dream sweet dreams
with conscience clear and sweet
oh. the sunny days are commit jes a
comm down the way
For Miss Spring is just dancing with
the roses of the May.
FhoODTIDE IMMIGRATION.
Seven Ships Bring 10000 Aliens to New
York.
New York World.
Man can never be more ti9n the
wave. Humanity is the ocean," says
Hugo Adopting this metaphor. more
than 10000 human waves washed over
fAla unrf xraafaraax, In the IN