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mo dweller in the same region with
the Florida gopher goes abroad with.
out a bag slung over his shoulder.
This is to carry .gophers home in, for
he is pretty sure to come across them
out foraging. The moment a gopher
detects the approach of danger it shuts
itself securely in its shell, and the
cracker tumbles it into his bag.
'The gophers are likewise trapped
by digging holes in the ground close to
the entrance of the burrow and sink.
Ing a box or barrel into it. When the
gopher comes out it tumbles into the
trap and can't get out. These queer
turtles often weigh as much as 20
pounds. They; are of prodi9ious
strength, a large specimen being able
to rise on its legs with a man standing
on it's shell and walk under his
weight"
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Ifeas got in their work on his royal
person, and he told<tf prince to in
xite me home with him, and we would
all 11try to have little fun.
Well, you could have knocked mo
down with feather, was so sur
pfised. The prince talked some slang
to his parents, that had taught him,
and then we returned the organ and
the monkey to the owner, and the
prince gave him lot of money, and
we got into our own clothes, and the
prince took me to the palace to stay
a week, and when we met the EN-.
peror he was smiling all over his
face and the prince was afraid his
Pas face would crack open.
Well, Of all the snaps I ever had,
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living at palace beat anything, be.
cause had servants to do everything
for me but breathe. l had to do my
own breathing: '''
We nearly broke up the whole fam.
lily the first day. The emperor has q
lot of black dachshunds, these long
dogs that are built as though they
were grown under a bureau and pulled
out by the tail and stretched. Two of
them. were trained to roll over on the
floor when told to do so.
Before breakfast one morning the
prince and l were playing with the
dogs, and I told him if could get
length of small stove pipe l would
show them a trick, so he got the
stove pipe and we put one dog in one
end of the pipe with his hind quarters
sticking out with his tail wagging, and
in the other end Of the pipe we put
the other dog, with his head and fore
feet out, so it looked like one dog six
feet long
We had the thing framed up when
the emperor and empress came down
to breakfast, arm in arm. The dog
whose head was sticking out of the
pipe barked a morning welcome, and
the dog at the other end of the pipe
wagged his tail, and the royal family
got sight of the largest dog in cap
tivity,- and the emperor stopped. With
a frown. on his face, and said: Got
in himmel, vot vos der matter fronde
hundt," and the empress held up her
hands and said: 7"Och, gott," and just
then the prince who was at the head
of the dog said, roll over" and then
there was trouble.
The princes dog at the front of the
stove pipe rolled over one way, and
the dog at my end rolled over the
other way, and there they lay on their
backs in the stove pipe, the front
legs of one paving the air, and the
hind legs of the other kicking, and
we had to pull them out of the pipe
and when the two dogs began to
caper around the emperor and empress
the emperor said, in the slang the
pIAANC A0O taught uAW. Vell, VOulUu
that skin me-" and the empress said:
You bed my life already" and then
we went into breakfast.
We had sausage for breakfast and
whistled and the prince barked, and
the emperor wanted to know what we
meant, and the prince told him that
in America bad men made sausage
from dogs, and the only way you could
tell If sausage was made of dog was
to whistle, and If it was pork sausage
it would lie still. but If it was dog 1t
would wag itself. They took it all
serious, and when the emperor was
served with sausage he snapped his
fingers and said, charge down." and
the empress held a piece of cracker
to the head Of her sausage and said,
speak" There was nothing doing.
and we ate the sausage without a
bark. Pc 1880.
The emperor thinks of sending the
prince to an American college and
wants me to- give him some nointers
on what he has got comiHgf to him,
and I am going to commence: hazinR
him tomorrow. i
Copyright, 1909, by W. G. Chapman.)
|(Copyright In Great Brittany
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DURING THE SHOPPING.
ke4a Maie8ta.

e~OO NuWJSOSSs
A teacher in one of the schools of
Berlin has given to the papers Of that
city q composition written by one of
the pupils in his school on the sub
ject, ''The KAISER" In the course of
which tho young author says: prince
Wilhelm was born on the kaiser's
birthday. From the dome Of the cas-.
tie 1o1 salute shots were fired. The
old grandfather and old Wrangel
hoped into a cab and went to the
schloss, and old Wrange] said: The
boy is all right and the father made
q bow from the balcony, and It was
awful cold. And when the boy was
baptized his father held his watch In
front Of the little fellows nose, and he
grabbed it and never let 60 again, be-
cause he is 4 Hohenzollern.'
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tor pointing out the way to find quick
relief. Mrs. Turner used Doan's Kid
ney Pills for rundown condition,
backache, pains in the sides and kid.
ueys, bloated limbs, etc. ''1'he way
hey have built me up is simply mar
5elous," says Mrs. Turner, who is q
nurse. my health improved rapid
". Five boxes did 50 much for me I
am telling everybody shout IT,"
Sold by all Dealers 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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Oriojn Of Glacier Streams.

The water produced by the melting
of glacier ice in summer flows down
through crevasses to the: bottom of the
glacier, and, forming a: channel by ero-
sion, emerges often as: large stream.
In the Arctic regions these phenom-
ena take place on a very large scale.
The Danish expedition to- the northeast
coast Of Greenland, conducted by N.Y.
hus and. Erichsen, discovered and ex-
>plored vast caverns thus formed by
glacial streams. Some Of these caverns;
are 60 to 70 feet in height and more:
than q mile long. In winter the
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: Must Be Guilty.

EYES," said the foreman, I'VE voted
to convict him on the first ballot
"But the evidence didn't show it."
said the reporter. "
Maybe not" replied the foreman,
but we noticed that the defendant
didn't burst into tears when his law
yer was pleading his se."-Detroit
Free Press. Z -. : .
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prison
him
ing him with lack Of sympathy charity {
AS tage before his election
politicians deliberately
where
him Fraudulent
It. his
while the Republicans sneeed his
last fall by majority succeeding Republican.
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The: Limit:

;:"carson's| J.: ;ths; most absent: MINDED
chap I eyer saN.". l.. =. s.
What t's he been doing now?", :
This mQEling be- thought he'd; left
bis watchAx home. and than procaed-
ed to taRatodt Of his pocket to-
If he had title IS 70 home and got :"
-ippincott'a .,
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streams cease flowing, but the caverns
or tunnels remain ready to receive the
streams of the next summer.
Horse Trucks Supereeded.

Electric trucks have superseded the
old horse trucks on the Brooklyn wa
ter front. The old three-wheeled
horse trucks proved at best q. slow
method Of transportation, and the shod
feet of the horses rapidly wore out the
p1anking Of the piers, making the item
fdr repairs q heavy 6ne.. The iiew
trucks carry three times IL much II
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aad'cis2.

II never.Was so shocked In my life,"
said Mrs. Lapsliag. .Pearley Winter
green IL trying: to, get = divorce from
her husband. She says she has found
out fkat they made . mistake wvhsa1
they married: he isn't her real tnnn,
tive" s.- ..+s5 ~. .,.-f55t.
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In. Opening Up 4 Boiler.

When opening up boiler be careful
that there is neither pressure nor
vacuum in it. Do not rel y oh the
steam gauge; open the gauge cocks.
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The Most Likely Place

Money doesn't grow on bushes,"
declared the purveyor Of bromides.
That's right" assented the other
half of the sketch. mot even in the
gold fields" ."-Kansas City Journal.
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Sir John. N Jordan, British minister ,to
China, is one of the little group Of diplomats at
Pekin who are lust now bending, every effort to
ward of the small funnel-shaped cloud, no larger
than a mans hand, which may turn out to be
a war tornado.
Russia, operating railroad line in Manchu.
ria under lease granted by the Chinese govern
ment. claims the right Hereunder to levy .eer,
tain taxes. Upon the failure of the Chinese yer,
chants to pay, their stores and warehouses are
closed by the Russian officials and placed under
the Russian seal. Here are the ingredients of
fine international mix-up. The, British and
American representatives have lodged protests
against the attitude Of Russia and they are fear
full that unless the Russian government sees At
ouble may be ahead. Sir John has been in the
The Virginia enterprise., 1909-04-23
OWNS BIG AFRICAN RANCH

w. N. Mcmillan, from whose African estate
Former President Roosevelt is to make his start
into the interior wilds Of the dark continent
in quest for white elephants and other big game,
is a nephew of the late Senator James McMil.
Ian of Detroit, and the son of the late William
Mcmillan, whose estate holds the largest inter
est in the American Car & Foundry Co. Mr..
McMillan's legal residence is in st. Louis, but
being a millionaire with the ability to satisfy
his craving for adventure in the untamed sec
tions OF the globe, he is as much at home in
Africa, India and dozen other parts as he IL
in the United States. As hunter of big game,
he is notable figure and Mrs. Mcmillan, his
wife, has killed her lion as WELL -
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A 0roH+ah1n Nna

A Profitable Course.
did you find the course prof1table?"
Rather; tutored six men in IT,
Lampoon.
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en- who suffer back
ache, constant Ian
1guor, and other com;
mon symptoms .of
kidney complaint,
should Q! BE- sratefsl
to Mrs. Minnie
Turner. Of e. B.
st., Anadarko, Okla,
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A NuRsE'ss EXPERIENCE.
:. sf>:,5. -. e. III s. kt ~ :
sackaehe, Palms ii the Kidneys, sIess.
lnq, Etc, Overcome.

!. A nurse Is; expected to know what
% do for common ailments, and wom-
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new COLORADO EXECUTIVE

Gov. John F. Shafroth, the new executive Of
Colorado, has stirred up a statewide avalanche
of comment, good and bad, by his announce
ment that he will depart widely from the ways
of his predecessor in the matter of pardon
granting. The former governor was Methodist
preacher, Rev Harry NJ Buchtel, and he found
himself unable to turn a deaf ear, apparently, to
the pleas of the pardon-seekers. Men and wom-
en- were released from the penitentiary In a
stream by his orders.
Now Shafroth announces that while he is
on the job it is going to be a pretty heavy task
to drag pardon out of his, Office. He has start:
ed to prove his promise by dumping a wagon.
load of petitions and afadavits into the waste.
basket and declining to grant audiences tn hear
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ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE."
That $ LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look 10,
the signature Of E. w. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. &c.
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81 .ITII.l].[-T 1FEEFE]:E
II People: /: Talk ed About 1! b jiI'Il: 81 3|E
81 I1lILlI1I l5[I-ETl:I]:E1::|E: i:


Luther Burbank, whose achievements in the
plant world are to be capitalized by company
that will undertake on large scale to introduce
his improved plants, vegetables, fruits and flow
ers, is the foremost living specialist in his line
He has originated the Burbank potato several
varieties of stoneless plums and prunes vari-
Gus new fruits, flowers, grasses, grains and
vegetables. and the spiueless cactus. which
promises to transform the deserts of the far
west and southwest into fruitful dwelling places
for man. Mr.. Burbank was born in Lancaster,
Mass, in 1S49 and has lived in Santa Rosa Cal.,
since 1875 All his experiments and discoveries
have occurred, on his California farm where
for several years he has been supported by the
Carnegie fund.
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of
animals experiment
hrsthu IN He SO
The Virginia enterprise., 1909-04-23

A man who needs advice is apt to
get the kind he doesn't want.
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She Named. It.

She (casually)-What do you thins
[s the best fruit Of courtship?
He (tenderly)-Thed date.
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: Brooklyn, N. Y,

Address the Garfield Tea Co. as above
when writing for free samples of Garfield
Tea, the true remedy for constipation.
The Virginia enterprise., 1909-04-23

Try Murine Eye Renn~6y
For Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
Law. Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
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ahead
China capacity other
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-10-09
SUMMONS.

In the Circuit Court OF the stste Of Orc.
gon for llaTnoy County.
j, l. Sltx, Plaintiff
Va
Geo. W. Luce, Defendant
In the name Of the State OF Oregon:
To Geo. w, Luce the above named do.
fendant
You are hereby required TO appear and
answer the complaint filed against you
In tho above entitled action within ak
weeks from the date Of the first publica'
tion of this summons. 10 wit, within six
weeks from the ilth day ot August, 1909 ;
and Il you fail TO answer said complaint,
for want thereof, the plaintiff will apply
to the above entitled court for the relief
demanded IN this action rs in his com.
tlaint tiled herein, 20 wit, for judgment
against YOU the defendant Geo. w. Luce
for tho sum OF t25l i5, together with In
terost thereon from the first day OF July
1909, at the rate Of 10 per cent per an
mum, for the further sum OF $50 o. as
attorneyr fees for instituting this action,
and for plaintiffs costs and disburse-
ments herein to be taxed; and for an
order Of the court applying the proceeds
OF certain attached property, and money
Co the payment OF the costs and disburee-
ments OF this action, and TO the sat,sfac-
tion Of plaintiffs demand herein.
This Summons l. served up you by
publication by order Of Hon j. P. Ret
tor, Judge Of the County Court Of Har.
ney County, Oregon, made on Aug. 9th,
1909, and will be published each week
for Fix weeks the first publication being
on Aug. l4th, 1909.
O. H. LEoSARD,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
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Religious Services.

Rev A. J, Irwin will preach at
Harvey the 2nd Sunday Of each
month at i a. m. and 7,30 p. IN.
Sabbath school every sabbath at 2
y. m.
The Harney Sunday school meets
at 2 o'clock each Sunday aud IA
cordial invitation Ia extended to all
who can attend 10 meet with us.
At the Presbyterian church
Burns, Rev. A. j. Irwin pastor
Devine services the third and fourth
Sundays of each monthat / Il. M,
and 1880 y. IN. Sabbath school at
10 a. IN. every Sabbath morning
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Good vinegar for sale by I. e.
Jenkins at the Brewery. Money
back il not as represented.
NEW CLUBBING PROPOSITION

We have arranged 10 offer in
connection with this paper, the
new monthly farm magazine just
started ut Lincoln, Nebraska, by
Prof. II. w. Camph Il and devot-
ed to the subject Of how to farm
in the dry country and how to
get best results from soil tillage
under normal conditions. This
Paper is Campbell's Scientific
Farmer and we offer it clubbed
with The Times-Terald both for
81. 90 per year cash. Prof. Camp
bells new paper is a monthly,
chock full of good things, the
only paper of its kind in the
world, and it embodies the re-
suits Of the editors many years
of painstaking investigation of
the soil tillage proposition.
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NO TRESPAsSING.

Hunting and fishing are strict
ly forbidden upon any of the
Pacific Live Stock Co. ranches.
Trespassers will be prosecuted.
JOHN GILcREsT.
Supt.
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Burns List No. 20. Serial No. 0aoit.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
UNITED srATEs LAND oFFIcE. !

UNITED STATES LAND OFFIcE,i
burns oregon, Aug. 10 1909.
Notice ishefeby given that the Northern Par.
inc kailway Company, whose pest ofiieo nd-
dress IL - Paul, Minnesota, has this 10th day of
August, 1909 flied In this Office tta application
TO select under the provisions OF the Act OF
uongrefe, approved Jn y }. ists $50 Stat. ba7
90 lot . aud the southwest quarter OF tho
southwest quarter Of section 8, IN township 10
souih Of fenge % East Of Willamette Principal
Meridian, containing 7p.9g acres
Any and all porAonH claiming adversely the
lands described, or desiring To object because
OF the mineral character of the land, OF Tor
any other reason. Ia the disposal TO applicant,
should hic their anidAyltS OF protest Ia this
once, on or before the and day oi October 1909,
wn FARRE. Register.
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NO TREsPAsslNG.

Notice is hereby given that hunt
ing and shooting upon the enclosed
lands Of tho American Land n Live
Stock Co. Ia strictly forbidden
Any person or persons found hunt.
ing or tresparslng will be prosecuted
to the full extent Of the law.
E, y. HILL,
Ranch Manager
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In the Circuit Court Of the State OF Ore
gon, for llarney County.
Clnrn Irnli nlainiim

In the Circuit Court Of the State of Ore
gon, for Harney County.
Clara Craft, plaintiff
vs
Charles Graft, defendant
Charles Craft, Defendant; In the name
Of the State Of Oregon You ara hereby
required TO appear and answer the com
plant filed against you in the above en-
titled suit on or before the FIRST day oi
tho next regular term Of the above On.
titled Court, to Wit: on or before the
ith day OF October, 1909. and II you fail
to so appear aud answer, for want there.
of, plant will take judgement against
you for the relief prayed for in plaintiff :
complaint, to Wit:
For decree OF divorce absolute from
the defendant, and for such further re-
lief as therein mentioned and for costs
and disbursements.
This summons is published In The
Times Herald, weekly newspaper pub
lished in the City of Burns. Harney
County, Oregon, once week Tor six
consecutive weeks for service. publiea.
ton by order Of Hon. Geo. +. Davis.
judge Of the circuit court OF the ninth
Judicial district Of Harney County aud
State OF Oregon, made aud entered on
the 18th day of.August, 1909, the first
publication hereof is made on the 2lsi
day Of August, 1909
Geo. S. sizemoro,
Attorney for Plaintiff
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NO TREspAssING.

Hunting is forbidden upon my
place adjoining Burns Trespass-
re- will be prosecuted
O. II. v0EGTLY
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The Best Plaster.

A piece of flannel dampened
with Chamberlain's Liniment
and bound on to the affected
parts is superior to any plaster.
When troubled with lame back
or pains in the side or chest give
it a trial and you are certain to
be more than pleased with the
prompt relief which it affords.
This liniment also relieves rheu-
matte pains and is certain to
please anyone suffering from
that disease. Sold by all good
dealers.
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NOTICE

Any and all persons owing the
firm of Hagey. Fenwick & Jack
son, either on account or note,
are hereby notified that all such
accounts and notes are now in
the hands of C. H. Leonard for
collection. Such persons are
hereby requested to make imme-
diate settlement of the same.
Dated Aug. 9th, 1909.
HAcEY, FENwIcK & JACKSON.
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Wen known Hotel Keeper Uses and Recon-
mends chamberlaln's Collie, Cholera
and DlSrrhoca Remedy.

Il take pleasure in saying that
| have kept Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in my family medicine chest for
about fifteen years, and have
always had satisfactory results
from its use. | have admins
tered it to a great many travel
ing men who were suffering from
troubles for which it is recon-
mended, and have never failed
to relieve them," says J. G. Jen-
kins, of Glasgow, Ky. This rem
edy is for sale by all good deal
ers,
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Q. II. LEoSARD,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
,n!, usarss ..!..., srars. sssa osrIcr T.,

usirKu SrATts LAM oFfiCE,
Bu''.s, oregon, soptem ber iA ipo9.
Notice IL hereby giYcn that the State OF
Oregon has niod IN this once its application n
TO select. under the provision oithe Aot of con
gross, approved August 10. las. aud acts
amendatory thereto, the
WI sec -, T. gas, II, s2,s ~. W. ~. Serial
10. vlst ~. zee. ~ 7. "A 3, n s9'f T.. ".
Il. ~ r., ". NJ. Serial No oaoss
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
lands described, OF desiring 10 object because
other reason, TO the disposai 70 applicant,
should ilo their aftdAvits Of protest In this
once. on OF before the expiration OF the period
OF publication.
wA. FARRE, Register.
First publication October 2. 1903.
Last publication November 9, 1909
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
UslrED prArKs LAID orrIcE,

Burns. oregon, september % 1905
Notice is hereby given tn at the State OF ore
gen has fled In this ofiice its application to
select, under the provisions OF the Act OF Con
greas, approved August IL, 1873, and acts
amendatory thereto, the.
EwI<, Sec. !, aud NE1z. Sec. 2, 7. 90 s., Il. "a
T., w. NJ, Serial No. 0s70s.
sWL. Sec. 1, and sE1f. See =, T. % s., X. 83
T., W. NJ. Serial No. 03709.
Any aud all persons claiming adversely the
landI described, or desiring 20 object because
OF the mineral character OF the land, or for any
other reason, 10 the disposal to applicant,
should file their afiidAvits Of protest Ia this Of
fce. on or before the expiration OF the period
Of publication.
wM. FAKRE. Register.
First publication, October, g, 1900
Last publication, November 10. 1909.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-10-09

Served as coffee, the new cof-
fee substitute known to grocers
everywhere as DR.. Shoop's Health
Coffee, will trick even a coffee
expert. Not a grain of real
coffee in it either. Pure health
full toasted grains, malt, nuts,
etc. have been so cleverly blend
ed as to give a wonderfully sat
isfying coffee taste and flavor.
And it is made in minute"
too! No tedious 20 to 80 min
utes boiling. Test it and see.
DR., Shoop created Health Coffee
that the people might have a
genuine coffee substitute, and
one that would be thoroughly
satisfying in every possible re-
spect. Sold by Reed Bros.
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For SALE 200 cords of pine
wood at $3.50 per cord. Slab
wood $1.0O a load at the Harnev
Saw Mill, L. r. Bunyard.