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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
YouE HxT
May Be q styiish One, Rus II Msk<.
Trouble.

May Be q styiish One, Rus II Mak<.
Trouble.
A man usually buys a hat that's Sin
STYLE" but the modern hat for men has
lots to answer for.
Baidheads are growing more nurner.
Gus every day. Hats make excellent
breeding places for the parasitic germs
which sap the life from the roots of the
hair.
When your hair begins to fall out and
your scalp is full of Dandruft II IL q
sure sign that these countless germs ars
busily at work.
There is but one way to overcome the
trouble and kill the germs--that way |
to apply NeWbro's HerpicMe TO tn
sscalp--it will kill the germs and health
hair is sure TO result.
Sold by leading druggists. Send lOc,
stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co
Detroit. Mich.
one dolfat LorHea guaranteed Psr
G. Schah & Sous. specia; agents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
BANK CLEARINGS.

New York, Dec. 10.-1otal bank
clearings compiled by Bradsteers for
the principal cities in the United
States the past week. $3,427, 311 900
against $3,109,047,000 in the CORE.
spending week last year.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
MINNEAPOLIS WHEAT,

Minneapolis, Dec. 10.--WHEAT,-
Dec. st09%s; May 1898 No.
1 northern 1.10$mf11M; No.
northern 10S$sGL097s,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Two Sides.

While airing your views as to the
landlady," says hall edr conner. at
is well TO remember that she also has
you cataloged as desirable or un,
desirable boarder.n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
NEW YORK GRAIN.

New York, Dec. 10.-WHEAT.- Re
ceipts 1920; exports 124,555; spot
firm; No. 2 red s1,2G nominal ele.
vator; No. 2 red 1851 nominal fob.
afloat. There was firm market In
wheat with prices at new records for
the movement on the strong cash sit.
uation, small receipts and in sym.
pathy with corn. At the close prices
were A07sc net higher. Dec. s1.21%
May 1.16
CORN-Receipts GS,625; exports l..
$685. spot firm; No. 7112 elevator
domestic and ~ delivered nominal /;
No. 2 old G7 fob. afoat. Options
closed #M5sc net higher: December
10; May 1919.
OATS-Receipts 4l,715: exports
$685. spot firm mixed 45m4G; natural
white 1914 n4sns clipped white 47h
65lns, Options closed unchanged
May I'm.
ST. LOUIS WHEAT MARKET.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
CASH WHEAT.

Cash on track, ST, Louis. No. ,.
$l,25l4.
Cash on track. ST Louis, No, 3,
sL23l4 61,2G.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

), Your compass is your -eonscieae..
II WIN not deceive you. Use ii and
your life WIN be the best kind OF :
success that man knows. satisfying to
yourself and useful to your brother
msn.-chicaso Americas.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
CORRECTED 20 Dec. lst. 1903.
TIVE FAST MAIL ROUTE
Trains Leave Cairo:


fss D. NJ. Daily Chicago vestihuls
limited, arriving 6Chicago iO:4o am.
2;f6 !. m, Daily st. Louis Night
Limited, arriving st. Louis 7:20 d. m.
sleeping car open DIT $3.50 p. m.
$40 .. m. st, Louis Special.
$500 d. Nj. Chicago Daily Express.
$500 i. IN. St. Louis Morning Tx.
.ess. daily.
tits Il. m. st. Louis Fast Mali.
His 4. M. Chicago Midday Special
2:ss p. N. Daily st. Louis Limited.
1885 q. M. Aftertnnoon Express ~.
)din, Birmingham Vatt6on, Champaign
$50 .. m. Thebes kceornrmfatfon
500 p. m. Chicago ana Eastern Ex.
press.
1910 p. m. Chicago night express.
.rriving at Chicago 7:f5 4. m.
s:xo 4. NJ. Memphis and Nashville.
s:as d. m. Memphis and New Or.
cans Limited.
$40 d. NJ. Seminole Limited for
Birmingham ana Jacksonville. Fla.
$500 q. m. Padpcah and Louisville.
1871 y. m. Daily Memphis and New
orleans.
f:4f 4. m. Daily Nashville, Chaita-
Sooga and Atlanta.
$3.50 p. m. Fulton and Maytield 40
comnodation
$3.50 D. n. fsautah and frb'svfiis.
5:55 D. N. Memphis and New Or.
cans Special
For through tickets. sleepfng car nc.
comtnodations and further Informa.
ttoti 4pply ut Illinois Central Passen.
ger Station. Cairo I'll.
j. X. jones. Ticket agent
| a. HATCt4. q. p. A.
/. n. HANSON. Pas, rrafie NOR.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
DuN's WEEKLY REVIEW.

New York, Dec. 10-R G.. Dun and
Company's weekly review of trade to-
morrow will say:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
a Fair Of Snobs.

A snobbish young man and his sis.
ter, after their return home from an
evening party, were criticising the
company, quite unaware that their
sensible old uncle was lying awake
in his chamber and could hear every
word from where they stood In the
corridor
Why, even the Grinders were
here, and you know their father was
grocer; / was never in such mixed
company" said the sister.
And we will never be again, If
IAN help il" answered the brother.
The uncle called out; Children,
what do you think your grandfather
vas? He was bookmaker. and some
people said not very honest one.
either Now, go to nsd'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

May .,s1.OSA s1OS1z sI.OSA s1.Os7s
July -. 1856 SO 1885 80
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. R.
Winter rourist Eares


afro to Aberdeen. Miss. aid
return ....,+............e. sl3. 10
afro to Durant, Miss and
return .......-.. II IL
afro to Jackson, Miss. md
returH .... !. .............. Is IS
,airo to McComb. Miss ami re.
turn ...... ......... Is SIS
cairo to Hammond, In. and re-. -.
turn ... .. e0,a5
AFRO to New Orleans. La ana
return 80. ........... 2155
Cairo to Houston. Texas. and
return -. J. !. ......... %. rs
Cairo to Galveston. Texas. and
return 1885,. ...............s1.a5
Cairo to San Antonio. Tex, and
return 80. 80. :. ... "a 20
Cairo to Austin, Texas. and re-
turn -, 80. .......a 81 10
Cairo to Corpus Christi, Texas.
ana return 80. ~. .....a.. 37.a5
Cairo to El Paso, Tex. and re-
tuIn 80. .,.t ..t.....,.. 5u AZ
Cairo to Jacksonville. Fla. and
return ..,.s.....,,. ......4 80
GIRO to Havana Cuba. and re-
'urn -. .......',..... % -
And many other points in Florida,
Texas, New Mexico. California.
Tickets on sale until Anril a0th,
good returning until May 3lst, 1919.
]. II. jones.
Ticket Agent. Cairo. I'll.
I. H. HANSON,
r. r. NJ, Chicago.
J. @. HATCH, q. p. Al. Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.

Chicago, Dec, 10.-The following
car loads represent the days move.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
Maid Gets Money and Grave.

New York--In her will, just filed,
Mrs. Jospehine Floyd Jones, who was
member of one of the oldest families
on Long Island, left $4,000 and her
personal wardrobe to her faithful ser.
want. Hannah Davenport. The will
also gave the servant grave In the
family burial plot. A veteran man
servant is left $4,000 The will dis.
poses of an estate valued at $1,216,.
600, mostly to the children of Mrs.
Floyd Jones.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

Peters Lee, leaves Sat-, Dec. II, an
Stacker lee leaves Wed, Gee. rs, atm
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11
ST. LOUIS WHEAT MARKET.

Open High Low Close
Dec. Isl 10A sl,10A s110 sL1O
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-12-11

/ Fer Frsieht and Faasass apply to
tiALkJDAY = PHlLLiPs WHARF
uOArs CAIRO. III.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

to local theatergoers. and this time
he is attending to the advance work
for Mrs. Leslie Carter's engagement
at the Park opera house next Monday
night.
Mr.. Hammond says that Mrs Car
ter's new play, "Vasta Herne, is
really more Interesting dramatically
than any OF the great American
stars former successes and gives her
new opportunities to display her
wonderful histrionic art for the first
time since Mrs. Carter became known
as our greatest emotional actress,
both at home and abroad. She Will
be seen in the character of a woman
of the present day in "Vasta Herne. -
This will he Mrs. Carters first ap-
pearance in Grand Junction. and she
will come direct from weeks en-
gagement at the Salt Lake theater.
Salt Lake city
Mrs. Carter never plays on Sunday
night. She Will leave Salt Lake City
on Sunday arriving in Grand June
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
HOTEL ARRIVALS

81. Heeis-H. f Slaetter. st.
Hubbard. Denver; ]. B. Lyon and
wife. Chicago: H. J. Huss. Pueblo;
j. r. Bliss. Whitewater: 5. E
Schmutz. Glenwood Springs; A A
Canateney. Jr., Portland. Ore. Mrs
H. c. Jessey, Dulbart, Texas; Rein
hart Elkins. Chicago; NJ. J. Connolly
Jefferson. Wis; w. II. Lewis. New
York; Henry c. Wright. Pueblo: P.
II. knoweton, Denver: w. b. Wood
New York: Geo. f. Morrissy. Ottum-
wa, Ia. II. E. Erickson. Memphis;
H. l.. Geashard, Denver; Geo. S.
Needham, Idaho Springs. Colo; S d.
Wolfe, New York. W. X. Charlton
and wife. Reota. la Mr. and Mrs
C. Opffer. Burlington. Ia; Mrs. Geo.
w. Weeks, Ann Arbor, Mich: C. H.
Weeks. Ann Harbor, Mich: J. d.
Shaw, Grove City. Pa; w. II. Hogg.
Telluride. J. y. Quist. Pittsburg, Pa.
y. c. Kyn. Balhur Md: J. r. Lewis.
Denver; Eli Katz. Chicago; A. p.
Heirsfour. Denver; 4. Rubestein. Sy-
raruse. n. y: j. b. Nune, Denver;
J. r. Mahon and wife. Denver: A. d.
Caudland, Salt Lake City. p. o.
Cherry, Denver; T. II. Garland, Chi
eago.
oxford HoteI-A. c. Harr, Dem
yer; b. Strauss. Buffalo. y. Y: A. b.
Wait, Denver. a. d. Marvin. Salida;
Chas. 5. AlcCroy, Salida; Miss Ysobel
Stubens, 81, Louis; Mr.. and Mrs. U.
II. Pauly, Cedaredge. Colo. Robt
Brennon. Cedaredge. Colo; Harvey
Ruble, Esknidge, Kan: J. w. Davis,
Denver; w. W. Stevens and wife.
Denver; b. p Wells. Denver: p. C.
Henry and wife, Rifle. Colo. W. T.
Anderson, Ohio. H.: Bert Cram and
wife, Tekamah, Neb.; Dick Kohlor,
Tepcnoh. Neb. Mrs. w. A. Williams,
Beatrice. Neb. Mrs. w T. Buley,
Beatrice. Neb Thos Walton. Louis
Vile, Ky; c. d. Lindenmeyer and
wife. Dorranock Kan; Frank Baker,
DorEanock. Kan; h. p. Daley. Sa-
Ida: o. l.. Pane, Salida: J. Miller,
Salida; NJ. j. Furlong, Denver; p.
Sauterre. Helper; ]. Moody. Kansas
City; NJ. l.. Wright, Salt Lake; >Mr
and Mrs. Paully, city; Mrs. j. Fur
long. Denver; H. V. Talbert. Bolivar
No; Louis Cogley, Mesa; b. Hanson,
Mesa: A. J. Saunders. Mesa; o. NJ.
Berne, Austin; A. II. Allan. Kansas
City; L. II. Doland, Kansas City;
-. l.. Whaley, Salida; L. X. Merkle,
Salida; n. James, Honkkong; X.
Shatey, Hongkong; G. A. Case, Og-
den; r. V. Conway; Salida; J. IL.
Gillroy, Salida.
La Court Hotel-F A. Kennedy
Uintah; c. d. Wheeler. St Edward .
Neb.; u. f. Warner and wife, Usage,
Ia; Alice l.. Warner Usage, la:
-. W. Warner, Usage, Ia; J. w. Wat
kins, city: II. e. Creager, Springfield,
Ohio; J. Bishoff, Colorado Springs;
Mr.. and Mrs. Lugenbell, Palisade:
John Pifer. Chicago; II. w. Whit
more, Denver; II. J. McCracken, Den
yer; c. II. Modes, Denver; j. II.
Brison, Denver; p. 7. Stevens, Para
doX; j. NJ. Cunningham, Salt Lake;
e. Mason, Pueblo; G. A. Douglass,
Denver; j. T.. Willard Denver: l..
Wurner, Denver; Alex Bowie. Bowie.
Colo; G. II. Lewis, Denver. NJ. j.
Green, Simerville, Ry. c. A. Long
and daughter, Spokane, Wash. j. l..
Havemard, New York: II. w. Walker,
New York. w. |. Goodfellow, Buffalo,
IN. Y; H. F. Strickling. Chicago; A.
w. Howard, Salt Lake: Leopold
Hahn, Omaha; C. w. Miller. Denver;
II. w. Mauch, St Louis; J. A. Wright,
Denver; Mrs. II. NJ. Loveland; Cas-
cade, Colo; Mrs. r. Downing, New
ell Colo; Mrs. J NJ. Downing, New
ell, Colo.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
Investigate This.

If You wish to invest in land that
will advance $500 per acre per year
for any number of years, let me sell
you Eucalyptus land for s225 per
acre; $40 per acre down and SIS per
acre per month until paid. No inter
est; no fiim-tiam. Cultivate the trees
as long as they will bear it at the
above price. Guaranteed title. w
II. Bannister, Grand Junction, Colo
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

A week from tonight Mrs. Leslie
Carrier appears at the Park opera
house and her appearance here will
De notable event in Grand June
,ton's theatrical annals
The quilt social which WAS to have
been held on the l2th by the ladies
auxiliary TO the y. of l.. Il. has been
postponed
The date for the social hop to be
..tyen by st. Agnes Guild has been
changed to the 18th. Friday of this
geek. on account of Mrs. Leslie Car
tors appearance on the 18th.
Saturday afternoon Rernadine. the
pretty little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Ray r. Hagan, celebrated her seventh
-nirthday at her home on North
Eighth street, by entertaining about
Twelve of her little friends Ii was
. Tery merry party. Games were en-
loyed and refreshments were served.
The little hostess received many
dainty remembrances.
Rev. u. H. Fleisher. of Lennox
Iowa, preached in the Methodist
church yesterday morning and ev-
ening His sermons were very in
feresting and enjoyed by large con-
gregations. The evening discourse
was especially eloquent. The subject
matter was on the topic of memory
looking at 1t from a psychological
and spiritual standpoint. showing
how they overlapped. Memory, he
spoke of as a permanent attribute of
the soul. as yet not perfectly defined
(which unlike the physical body which
science tells us changes every seven
years, was ever present and with each
passing day painting indelible pic
lures for the art gallery of the mind.
Tomorrow evening a large audience
will hear Phid elah Rice, the remark
able reader and impersonator, in his
interpretation of the beautiful play
"peaceful Valley" II win be rich
trcat Mr. Rice has given Peaceful
valley before many of the greatest
chnutauquas of the country. An
audience of Z 900 heard him give The
rlny at the great chautauqua in New
York last summer and became most
enthusiastic. MIR. Rice impersonates
ten characters In this play which
abOunds with comedy, pathos and in
teresting situations. There has been
4 large sale of seats for the recital.
Phidelah Rice never fails to draw a
big audience in his home city and
rarely ever fails to do so anywhere
else
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
WARMING!

Don't be stuck by photo ticket
peddlers. It's easy to promise much
for little-all grafters do that. Re-
liable business men never built up
a trade that way
When you want photos, just re-
member that the Dean Studio has al
ways made first-class work at from
50 per dozen up, and you never had
to give up any extra money for the
privilege Don't be grated, but go
10 Fotografer Deans. where you
know you will always get a square
deal. And, just to protect you from
any such graft, we offer you this SO
cent coupon free. Cut it out and
use it.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

Go to Kramers. 537 Main street or
phone Junction 1913 during this hot
weather for choice small cuts. roasts
and meats of all kinds. pigs feet,
head cheese, everything guaranteed
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

You dropped your watch, 1t won't
run, You're going to take it to the
Blackstone Jewelry Company, Males
tic building. That's right
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

Your clothes will keep their shape
md look nice longer If YOU have
thsm cleaned and pressed by us. The
Suitorium. Phone Black 662.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

tion day in advance, giving ample
time to put on her production with
all its careful details.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

IT YOU arc particular In regard to
your cleaning and pressing. give us a
trial. Phone Black 66s. The Suit
orium.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

Saturday night the Bachelor club
met to arrange for the series of
dances which will be held as usual
this winter.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

Arrange Tor Appearance Here.
u, 5. Hammond, theatrical advance
agent, arrived in town this morning,
Nir. Hammond was the official herald
for such successful attractions as
The Alaskan" which proved a treat
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
Notice. Masons !

There will be a special communi-
cation OF Mesa Lodge No. So, A. F..
a A. NJ, Tuesday, October 12, at 1880
o'clock p.m.,. to confer, Masonic bur-
ial upon our late brother, Hervey B..
Smith. tSignedJ ~
ALIEN SEEG GMILLER., w. NJ.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

\. H. Davis left for Denver yes
terday in the interests of the Colo
RADIO Fruit Grower periodical.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
Crystal Program.

Parrot as Grocer.
2,-"Sweetheart is a Pretty Name
When It's You"
3.-Business as Usual.
Song. Come. My Lou"
Sailors Child
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

Sentinel want ads bring results.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
MRS. LESLIE CARTER.
T0DAY'S WHEAT MARKET.

BY Associated Press.
Chicago, Oct. 11.-December wheat
closed today at l0Sk to los u.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

The quilt social which WAS to have
been held on the l2th by the ladies
auxiliary to the y. Of l.. h. has been
postponed.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11

The date for the social hop to be
.-iyen by st. Agnes Guild has been
changed to the 18th. Friday of this
week, on account of Mrs. Leslie Car.
-ors' appearance on the 18th
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-11
S--O--C--I--E--T T. y
~ssssA 49,

a week from tonight Mrs, Leslie
Carrier appears at the Park opera
house and her appearance here will
De notable event in Grand June
fton's theatrical annals
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
BISON DREW THE
LINE At DIPPING
FORM OF CIVILIZATION ALTO.
GETHER FOREIGN TO FORMER
LORD OF THE PLAINS.

B,iy.irre Kan, NOV. G.-MAde fu.
ous by being dipped in lime and SUI
phur, a herd of thirty.siN bison i,wu.
p, He'd ON Frank Ro kefeller's rap,i
yesterday and scattered over Kipw.
cCm,y The man part of the he'd
headed toward Dodge CITY Only g
few OF the old COW ana calves have
been gathered in a ,he present time.
Acting under instructions issued by
government inspectors. The toremln
of lHs rl. cu drove ,he bison into tbp
dipping vat The aerl went wild ord
tore down every fence in its pa 4
Three fence, ot SN barbed wires ri.l.
were riddled Riders VINO .rIed 20
head of the herd served only 90 scaJ
ter it
Five horses We're used in puisu ne
me- bull Ills anger was so great tina,
.is tongue hung out and he was
bleeding at the mouth When left
alone he continued 70 destroy fences
Al shutdown he LETT the Medicine Riv
pr and has not been seen since. II S
value is $l.60O.
Riders were sent out again today on
fresh horse. but they accomplished
little Between twenty and twenty
five bison are still at large. The
COW, and calves are harmless. but
the bulls are likely to attack persoG
when crowded too closely. James
Graham an old plainsman wao used
to rope buffalo calves, says the only
safe way 20 use rope is to "forefcot'
them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
FEDERAL JUCSE AT GUTHRIE
REFUSES TO RESTRAIN YOUNG
FROM PAYING FUNDS.
[ Gorge n. Anderson Sought TO Sc
cure a Restraining Order Until He
Received More Than Eight Thou.
and Dollars He Alleged Due Him.

Guthrie. Okla" NOV. G.--Judge Cot
tcral in the fed al court here toda5
refused to restrain Llnk Commission
cr Young from paying out the funds
Of the dermc Columbia Bank and
1ru.. Company OF Oklahoma City
upon the petition of George II. AnGcr.
son.
Anderson, whose home is at RE- D..
vile, Illinois. asserted that the de-
funct bank owes him more than sS..
0oO. which the bank commissioner r..
fuses 20 pay.
This case was heard here ytster.
day, hut Judge Cottcral reserved nj,
decision until today
Bank Commissioner Young in his
reply to the petition of the plaintiff
made the sensational charge tha. ~
d. Hus,nn stockholdcr and assistant
treasurer Of the columbia Bank AMI
Trust company. did unlawful,y ana
fraUdulontly enter to the credit OF
lo. phi O. More ON July 81. 1909. I'm
his depo-i, book $7,uG5, when in taci
hc deposited bu 500" 1t is further
charged that W. l.. Norton, president
and V. d Huston gave More thi.
credit of $1,000 to control 10. them a
certain trust company Of Oklahoma
city
The More claim of sS.257 was pur
chased by Anderson. plain.rf IN t.,
present action
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
Marriage License Record.

The following marriage licenses
were issued by the county Judge yc,
terday,
$, b Splawn and Mss Willie Rush
ing, Linn, Okla
Jess Cross and MN Lenorah John
son, Springer
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
A1old the Fall Rush.

and save time by placing your loans
now Eight per cent money on farms
aud city property.
c. H. COOK,
over Geo Adams restaurant
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07

Al, upta-date gycCcrs handle the
GERMAN brand Of flour IT your
grocer doesn't handle II, phone 1888
ana make the discovery Of your life.
20
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
W alter Notice.

Pay Your water rents before the 10th
and save the penalty for the cutoff
man win cut you of, after tha. date.
r $. HAYDEN,
az City Collector,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
Co Auto Driving.

will drive auto for city drives
any evening after 7 and any hour
on sundays. Engagements must bC
made by p. n Phone SO.
glm W s FRALEY
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07

Rcd snapper cat flsh and seal shipt
oysters ar The city Fish Market.
Phone 3i9 so
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-11-07
.PRESBYTER|ANS FIGHT
OVER MO, SCHOOL
CUMBERLAND PRE- YTERlAh
CHURCH SUES FOR POSSES
SION OF COLLEGE.

Marshall Mo- Nov 6-TAe Cum.
bcrIaui Pres byterian church t-dly
sued the Presbyterian church for the
possession of ,hc Missouri Valley
College OF this city, which with lis
endowments represents value of
$4,000
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-10-23
THE ALLEGED HUMORISTS

PA, what is libretto?' "a libretto
Aurelius, is a home for old jokes
Detroit Saturday Night.
Peter and John (seeing a large plate
glass pane being put in)-We may as
well go home. They are not going tc
let it fall.-Fliegende Batter.
This is the wrong train Excuse
me, conductor. 1 did not mean to step
on your train. Very careless of me-
Philadelphia Ledger.
He Gust rejetced)-T shall never
marry now. She-Foolish man! Why
not? He-If you won't have me, who
will?-Boston Transcript.
Hostess-It's beginning to rain.
You'll get wet 1 think you'd better
stay to dinner. Departing Guest
Oh, dear no! It's not raining so bad
ly as all that.-Sydney Bulletin.
y Mr.. Brown crushing excitedly into
the room)-Marie, Marie, intelligence
has just reached me Mrs. Brown
Calmly interrupting him)-Well thank
heaven, Henry. Life.
Father-Now, look here, you girls
when you grow up one of you must be
able to speak French and the other
German. Brenda-All right, dad; and
Muriel had better learn German be-
cause she can gargle best.-Punch.
Railway Guard Ito man smoking)-
You can't smoke. Smoker-So my
friends say. @uard-But you mustn't
smoke. Smoker-So my dotcor says.
Guard-Sir, you shan't smoke. Smoker
SO my wife says.-Punch.
Bessie-Oh, Mabel! l am in an aw-
full dilemma! I've quarreled with
Harry and he wants me to send his
ring back. Mabel-That's too bad.
Bessie-But that isn't the point. I've
forgotten which is his ring-Kansas
City Journal.
The Doctor-Nonsense! You haven t
got a cancerh. Booze is what ails
you. You must stop drinking at once.
The Souse-Gee! Is it that serious?
Why, Doc, I thought it was some sim
pie thing that could be helped by an
operation. Leader.
Your political antagonist is calling
you every name he can think Of" said
the agitated friend. Don't interrupt
him." answered Senator Sorghum, lit
is better to have a man searching the
dictionary for epithets than going af-
ter your record for facts. '-Washing-
ton Star.
How do you overcome insomnia?"
Say the multiplication table up to
twelve times twelve" but can't get