The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-06-15

"ei'iiis ieso m ah i's siofs.
 Huckieberries are said to be good ever. they are better. for the stomach. After all, isn't it hot weather for the Senate to be wearing itself out over the wool question? Never too hot. however. to pull the wool over the consumers eyes.
 Columbia College students have or ganized club pledged to steal kisses this summer Yes. and when 1t is msnt ring, they Win steal away. Why do they call 1t cool million2 one can have such hot time with 1t. and it's awful hard to freeze to 1t.
 Justice Brewer said of the recent trip of the fleet around the world that Solicitor General of the United States has at last defined whiskey if any doubt as to what 1t is ever existed in your mind.
 Boston physiologist says that. sexes should never disregard opposites in marrying. If a man is not deaf he should marry dumb wife. etc. Many wife so about forty times day when she is upbraiding him. wishes that he had married one who was dumb. k Dog ordinance should be enforced even if 1t takes the bark of.
 old veteran died in Memphis as the result of drinking too much water. And Tennessee isn't dry yet. either. Some things are inexplicabie.
 Two women wearing pantaloon skirts alighted from an automobile at Coney Island yesterday and came near pre- cipitating riot. Neither one of 'em had that suit case. either.
 Old man 72 years of age, was knock ed senseless- and robbed in Galveston. This is the same saintly city wherein some thief robbed the Old Woman's Galveston has. a sporty bunch of thieves 1t must be admitted.
 Exchange claims that the egg sup very announcement of such fact will start a whole army of ."Uncie Toms Cabin" troupes on the road we fear. six times. kissing her after each shot. Some men arc so strenuous with love- making. However some girls like q Dan with killing ways
 a You have to pay an awful big liv- drink.
 London doctor Is featuring on the .Hygienic Advantages of Cannibal- chase around in the hot sun naked as q jay bird and eat men raw but the refined and civilized newspaper para graphic mind repudiates such a thought.
 Georgia Legislature assemblies on the 2ard. Poor Georgia, twenty-three for like peach basket hats,
 Don't doubt 1t for a minute). But better far I like,
 The peach that shey put in it. Just to jog your memory what has become of the riding habit with the long skirt and neat derby and the old seldom see one nowadays.
 Isn't little dried up husband pitt iful object when he Is sitting down on the back porch churning and trying to mind the baby al one and the same time? fF
 Chicago woman has offered S200 fos Q husband. We have tried in vain to find her address, but have been unsuc. cessful so far. Should we be made viii gladly inform any of our bache- Tor friends who are looking for a nice girl to support them in the style to which they have been accustomed.
 When a man says "Ain't 1t hot?" Hit him on the spot--that's what.
 
 New York would not stand for the vulgarity of the new play, "The Narrow Path SocioIogists inform us that little old Manhattan never did have much use for the Straight and Narrow Path. anyhow.
 New York magistrate has ruled that kissing is d crime only when the off, lenders are caught. Rather 1t looks more like q crime when the kisser isn't caught. or at leasf that's the way the girl usually looks at it.
 Parson Snowfall says :"Don't neber stop in 8 mans watermelon patch to tie your shoe string; 1t looks suspi- cious. Kase des remember dat any farmer knows dat nigger thinks mo ob watermelon den he do ob de little niceties ob dress. Keep right along de straight path in dis world and don't meddle wid anybody's business 'cept yO own. III yO CdfnL pfy yo ser loose from temptation apply fo divorce. It will prove less expensive in de long run.
 Song of a Bright TomOrrow. Let us sing of a bright tomorrow,
 A day when the dreams come true, When the hopes that we prized are
 realized,
 And we oo what we meant to do. Let us sing of Gods sun a shining, Let us sing of His laughing streams, Of loving words and the songs of And world gone mad. with dreams. Let us sing of the brighter dawning
 That comes when the clouds pass by, Beyond the night to the Pure Delight Where shadows can never lie. Somewhere in some Peaceful Valley, Meath love-spanped sky away Where roses cling and song birds sing And little children play. Let us sing of a rainbow beaming
 After Life's storm is Der, After the years, after the tears
 Have ceased forever more. Oh, dream of that bright tomorrow,
 Where the fancies long to stray, While the nock-bird sways in the twi- we'l dream of the Some sweet
 -P. IA.
 Through the Mail Bag.
 "OverdOne."
 Brewton, Ala, June 13. Dear Drift
 I wonder why 'tis always so, in all the
 verse and songs,
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