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The Washington herald., 1909-07-18

to be a girl In my sIoIy'
What you laughin' at?
Lovesick? Well, If / had
any ordinary thing like
that the matter with me,
I'D just hike out TO the
desert and let my bones
get a good bleachin'.
You'll see it's something
entirely different when !
get 20 piecin' matters to-
gether.
Today | went down to our
bank and got as many bags
of my gold as / could car
ry up to- the shack. Then
/ piled IL all upon the ta-
BILE here and I've been sit
tin starin' at it till my
eyes have got all blinky
with the shine. But 1t
amt no use. It's no good
for what ails me. It
wouldn't make any differ
ence if the whole Pacific
was full of gold eagles
and all mine.
What's the matter with
me? Well, I'll just break
loose for once and try TO
tell you. l say try, for
I'm not dead sure you'll
more'n half understand.
Did you ever stop to
think what gets in be.
tween us humans like a
veil, when we try 20 get a
right good look at each
other? It's curious, how
tangled up we do get
The Washington herald., 1909-07-18
M E. sow -.
The
Er HE most i'm
portant date
I'm my Calen-

the day | first laid eyes on her
A girl in It? Yes, there happens
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06
THE AUTOMOBILE IN AIR

It will be very interesting to know how the war department officials will some back at the comptroller of the treasury in response to tho ruling of the latter official that a S3,o00 automo- bile is not an accessory to the military balloon. Among the purchases which were authorized by the war department people within the last few months mas been an up-to-date motor vehicle, pur- chased, it appears, out of funds which were allotted for military ballooning. The comptroller has disallowed tho pay ment on the ground that it was not authorized by law. He refuses to be- lieve that under any circumstances which occur to him there can be any connection between an automobile and aeronautics. It will probably require an ingenious presentation of the claim on the appeal to make it possible for the comptrolle- to approve the transaction.
 It will be easier, it is forseen, for the military authorities to explain the transaction by which an army officer in command of one of the military de- partments acquired what he called two carriage horses, paying for them out of the fund allotted for the purchase and hire of draft animals. Of course, un- der no circumstances is carriage horse draft animal, although it is possible for draft animal to be used as 8 car riage horse, and it ought not to be & difficult matter to discover that the carriage horses arc draft animals. That is a mere technicality, which the comp
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

A presidential inauguration message of only 5000 words is such relief,'' says the Boston Herald. And yet, as a
 matter of cold fact only two "inaugu- ral messages" known to the history of the United States have exceeded 5000 words, the great majority of them be- ing much shorter-Mr. Roosevelt's one and only containing about 1000 words. No doubt however, the popular idea is that the latter one must have been some thing like 10000 to 15,oo0 words in length, if not more.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

A great many people who have trifled with indigestion, have been sorry for it--when nervous or chronic dyspepsia resulted, and they have not been able to cure it.
 Use Kodol ard prevent having Dyspepsia.
 Everyone is subject to indige5- tion. Stomach Arrangement follows stomach abuse, just as naturally and just as surely as sound and healthy stomach results upon the taking of Kodol.
 When you experience sourness of stomach, belching of gas and nauseating fluid, bloated sensation, gnawing pain in the pit Of the stomach, heart burn (so-called), diarrhoea, headaches, dullness or chronic tired feeling-you need Ko- dol. And then the quicker you take Kodol-the better. Eat what you want, let Kodol digest it.
 Ordinary pepsin dyspepsia tab let's" physics, etc., are not likely to be of much benefit to you, in digestive ailments. Pepsin is only
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

troller can be persuaded is entirely in accordance with law and regulations. It would appear that there is no such easy way out of the difficulty for those who have bought an automobile costing S3,0o0, and who aim to show that it has any relation, either by design, con struction, or use, to aerial navigation. Even those who entertain the bhthest hope that the military balloon will de- morsh cities, destroy armies, and drive navies from the sea will hardly come to the extremity of believing that the au- tomobile is for any sort of transporta- tion in the regions of upper ether.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

isstatement of the "place of a"Nwe heartily hope this state i'll nUllify the damage.
 he business of a newspaper to aatters of interest to the public 'earlessly and without comment. ews writers must exercise cen, of the facts as they find them der to obtain the news, then the st useful function of a newspaper Leases to exist.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

The Charlotte Observer, which we think We shall have to call the Charlotte Big Ike henceforth, says South Caro- lima bards ''screech.'' They do not do anything of the kind. They may be wise old owls, but they do not 'screech.''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

partial digesrer-and physics arc not digesters at all.
 Kodol is a perfect digester. If you could see Kodol digesting every particle of food, of all kinds, in the glass test-tubes in our laboratories, you would know this just as well as we do.
 Nature and Kodol will always cure a sick stomach--but in order to be cured, the stomach must rest. That is what Kodol does-rests the stomach, while the stomach gets well. Just as simple as A, B, c.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

"A good deal of the public bust ness in Washington these days seems to consist in lodging the Constitution, |"
 says the Birmingham News. Dodging it? Why we have any number of enli- nent statesmen Tn Washington who think nothing at all of walking right up to the Constitution sId jerking a few kinks out of it, every day or two.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

Nothing short of an actual sight of that automobile in which Senator "Jeff' Davis recently whisked up to the White House will ever convince Arkansas that it's idol could have fallen into plutocratic habits here in Washing ton, even temporarily.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

'As it will cost something to raise the Maine, the people will have to be satisfied with simply remembering it. That costs nothing" says the Chicago Tribune. Still, it looks as if we never will get through paying for remember ing the Maine in the Philippines.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

The man who follows the eat-no- breakfast and the get up from-th table hungry fads ought to be able to over cone the high-cost of-iving hoodoo to certain extent, anyway.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06
Our Guarantee

Go to your druggist today and get a dol. lar bottle. Then after you have used the entire contents of the bottle if you can honestly say, that 1t has not done you any good, return the bottle to the druggist and he will refund your money without ques- ton or delay. We will then pay the drug gist for the bottle. Don't hesitate, all druggists know that our guarantee is good. This offer applies to the large bottle only and to but one in q family. The large bot cent bottle.
 Kodol is prepared at the labora. tories of E. c. Dewitt 6 Co, Chicago.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

People who imagine reform has run it's full amazing lengths in this country have another think coming to them. Reverend W. H. Ireland, of Gilead, Ohio, says: "The kiss is an intoxicant and must go.' However, we suppose there is still balm in Gilead.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

"The wurst kind of gro9nd hog sau- sage" says the Springfield Union. Which is certainly rehashing an old joke with 8 vcngeancel
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

We observe, in reading tho Des Moines Tribune, that MT. Cashdollar has gone to St. Louis to lay in sup ply of spring dry goods. We have TO doubt he will be much more welcome than the late clearing house certificate.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06
o1O7

The Silver Belt has larger circula- ton than any daily newspaper in the world published in a city with 10000 or less population.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

MT. Hemenway's certainty to be known to fame as the junior member of the Ansnias club appears to be about an even bet, we shcIld say.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

The report that MT. James J. Jeffries is in bad form, in so far as his lungs are concerned, means, we presume, that he will fight it out on the typewriter with his esteemed contemporary, Col. Burns.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

Perhaps the real importance of the matter is cleverly enough indicated in the Richmond News Leaders solemn that Jefferson Davis name is to be restored to the tablet on "Cabin Point Bridge.''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

Subscribers to the Daily Arizona Sn- yer Belt will confer favor on this office by reporting promptly failure to receive paper. When no complaint is received the natural conclusion is that the paper is being delivered regularly.
 SILVER BELT PUBLISHING co.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

MT. Roosevelt will carry large mum Der of books to Africa with him when he goes on that hunt conspicuous among which will not be few bound volumes of the compression record.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

A tariff commission is one of those things we read and hear some mighty fine speeches about, but do not expect to see.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06
Better Not Get Dyspepsia

If you help it. Kodol prevents Dyspepsia, by effectually helping Nature to Relieve Indigestion. But don't trfIe with Indigestion.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-03-06

.25
 BE TION --~~'------ Globe, ton of the nth of Feb. o1O7
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
SUGGESTION APPROVED.

Ii seems to be the general cousen-
sus of opinion that the city officers
whose terms expire with this year
should be elected as was suggested
In the Glacier last week. The pre-.
sent council has given the city an en-.
inently satisfactory administration
and 1t. now has number OF matters
In progress. which 1t should be allowed
to work out according to the plans
which have been approved by the peo,
pie. We understand that Counoilmeu
Hall, Wright and Arnold will accept
re. election and from all we can now
learn there will Ee no opposition tt
them or to Recorder LangilIe anc
treasurer Blsnohar.
The rapid manner In which th'
council Is handling the bond matter
de serves the approval OF all the citi
zens. a special meeting was held las
Monday and another special meet'nI
will be held next Monday evening t.
consider matters In connection wit
the bond issue.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

The best rat exterminator that was
ever bcomed In newspaper print was
never half 80 effective In driving out
rodents AZ will be the edict coming
from the fountain or fashion, In driv
ing tho so called rats" from women Is
head dress. Now many young women
whose heads last week and previously
were swelled to enormous size are
recovering from the affection and
appear more as nature made them,
and they never had cause to be asham.
cd of the motheIly old danes handi.
work. Ii the change continues to take
shape as rapidly as 1t has begun, by
Christmas the naughty small boy may
be tempted to sing out traits" when
the woman with billows of other peo-
ple's hair and other ''stutiin" appear 6
on the street. Ii will be 80 uubeoom-
Ing, 80 out of style, don't you know.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

in the limits of safety and sanity is
logically to conclude that supremacy
In that game Ia the chief object In
academic existenee-a confusion that
is simply ridiculous.
1t surpasses ones understanding
that the AmHrian game, with It's
mass plays, should be longer tolerated
by any institution Of learning.
There is better game-the Rugby
that furnishes every whit AZ much
sportsmsnlike and athletic inspira.
tion, without the extreme hazard. 1t
ls played between the tw) leading
universities ot California, aud 1t II
quite as popular as the other game
ever has been. Football men of locs
prominence, originally sticklers foI
the old style of play, who have attend
cd the California schools, say that
they like the Rugby just as we'll, II mol
better, than the other 1t WAS re-
Gently stated, as fact, that in twenty
years the English record of fatalities
in Rugby would not equal the record
of any single season In this country
during the period mentioned.
Educational authorities should rid
themselves OF the imputation that
they encourage the more dangerous
game simply because it is more dan
gerous. Let US by all means play
football ;.but let us have some sense
and play the game that is safe aud
rational.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

Logging by electricity, 1t is deolar
cd, will soon become the general
practice in the woods of British Col.
umbia at all points within the reach
of electric power, by the introduction
OF plants to make current from water
power. 1t Is proposed to erect q
power plant at Powell river which will
do away with the present donkey
engines In that vicinity. With the
displaoing of the steam enigne In the
woods will disappear SO per cent o
the bush fires that have wrought sucl
damage to the forests of the Britisl
Columbia during recent years. - Ash
and Tidings.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
WHY, ITS CHEAP AT
HALF THE PRICE

Weighing two pounds and being
l6ta inches in circumference, a Hood
River apple is on exhibition in 9
State tank of La Porte, Ind. The big
apple was sent by Lloyd f. Weaver,
general manager OF fhe Studebaker
Company, In Portland, to his father
Rt La Porte. The apple was, bought
by MIR. Weaver for 80 cents and the
postage cost him AZ cents, total out
lay OF 92 cents. The apple however,
through the newspaper publicity
which it is receiving in Indiana, is
worth 500, at least, according to the
estimate Of Mr.. Weaver. thus the
fame OF Hood River apples is being
spread, and the apples attract atten
tion in any EasteIn community,
Comments on this whopper of an
apple in the Indiana press are making
the test kind OF advertising matter,
and it comes cheap, too, only 81
cents. Portland Telegram.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

OUT WITH THE KNOCKER.

Every now and then there comes to
our ears the story of how some resi-
dent of Hood River has taken up the
valuable time Of persons investigating
orhcard lands with calmity howling.
TO the person unfamiliar with western
orchards, the truth about the wonder.
ful Hood River valley sounds like
fairy tale and 1t Is easy for the knock
or to gain hearing. Just why man
living in this community should
circulate stories, which. are absolutely
untrue and are greatly to the detri"
men OF the valley is beyond our under
standing,
A letter was received the other day
by j. W. Porter, from friend In the
east, who had been victimized by a
knocker claiming to be business
man aud orchardist here, and who
wanted the truth about several ques-
tions. Was IL necessary to spray lO
or II times a yearY We're all pests
prevalent In the valleyY Was 1t
true that only one. third OF the apple
crop was packed, the other two.thiIds
being imperfect and unit FOR tha
market? A Affirmative answers to the
questions show the trend of the NAL.
ioious knooker. Mr.. Porter was
able to answer "No", to the ques-
tions. He said that he had found
three sprayings sufficient. As to
pests, nearly all of them have been
present In Hood River orchards at
one time and another, as iS trne of
every fruit growing district Ia the
country. However, no pests have
ever got beyond the control of the
growers, and, while they can no more
be completely stamped cut than can
contagious diseases among human
beings, they have been reduced to q
minimum In the Hood River valley.
The absurd statement that two-thirdi
of the crop was unfit Ia refuted by the
fact that Mr.. Porter packed 99Is
per cent OF his NewtoWns this year
and it is safe to say that % per cent
of the apples from Hood River tree,
In the past few years have been packed
and marketed. The effectiveness o
the growers union will hardly b,
questioned, when 1t Ia remembered
that its members are receiving thre,
times what they got for the applet
before the organization and that thi
year the Hood River apple croI
brought the highest price ever record
ed tor any apples.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
WHY NOT RUGBYi
portland Telegram)

Fatalities on the football field have
been more notable tLis year than for
several seasons past. The death of
Cadet Byrne in the West Point Har.
ward game has emphasized the danger
GUS character of the game more than
any other happening OF the season but
aside from that the record Is conyino.
ing to the effect that the game has
lost little or none of its deadly rough.
ness. In this particular section there
have been nc fatalities, nor have we
heard of any serious injury resulting
from the game. We may say, how.
ever, that this is merely matter of
good fortune, tor the conditions that
main and Kill on the foot ball field
exist here as thoy do elsewhere. In
any game played in this vicinity the
fatalities similar to those at other
places are likely to occur. The rough.
ness of local play Is no whit modi lied
--as we may be convinced from CON
sulting the sporting page and noting
the number of players that are on the
cripple list.
1t is a deploraEle that the custom is
encouraged in our educational In.
stituticns, and more especially In the
higher ones. 1t is singular lack of
common sense where we should least
expect it. 10 say that a schools col.
lege, or university Is impotent to
regulate ,he playing of football with.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
Notice

Notice is given that subscriptions
will be received at the office of the
undersigned Company, or through
the Security Savings & Trust Com
pany, Trustee, Portland, Oregon,
for $8oo,OoO.Oo First Mortgage 3
per cent bonds of the Portland Ce-
mcnt Company, of Portland, Ore
gon. These bonds are $4,000
each; will be sold at par or face
value, plus accrued interest. A
bonus of 100 per cent common
stock of the Company will be given
with the bonds, to-wit $4,000 OF
stock with each $4,000 of bonds.
Subscriptions may also be ten
dered through either of the follow
ing named banks of the City OF
Portland, to-wit:
BANK OF CALIFORNIA
CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
HRERNIA SAVINGS BANK
HARTMAN & THOMPSON, Bankers
LADD & TILTON BANK
MERCHANTS NATIONAL BANK
UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK
or may be rendered through
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
Mnnn Rturr 6lartrr
Issued Every Thusiay by
ARTHUR d. M0E,P
Subscription, 81 80 Per Year.
OPTICAL PREss.AGENTING.


We are in receipt of a request from
Insurance Commissioner, Sam a.
Kozer, asking that we give halt col
umn or more OF publicity to his bul.
letin. 10 fact he encloses notice
prepared by himself, which we are
entitled to use. We have no quarrel
with Mr.. Kozer, but we heartily dis
approve of the system of which he is
a part. The state OF Oregon seeks
publicity, for matters which in most
states are published ss legal adver'
tisements, In the form OF reviews OF
the reports OF various officials. BE
sides asking for the free advertising,
the state has the nerve to send its
factory Inspectors around every now
and then and charges the newspapers
Sc fee for looking at the presses.
These reports of commissioners are
always OF a personal nature, and are
mighty good advertising for the man,
who has political aspirations end can
keep the press filed with the reports
HE is making "for the people," In
many states the insurance companies
are required to publish regular state
ments so that the people themselves
may Judge as to their relative merits,
bat here In the Oregon the people
are "safeguarded by the commits
sion's bulletins which depend on edit
orial generosity for publicity. IL this
information is so valuable" to the
public, surely the great state of Ore.
gon can afford to give back to the
country editor some of the money
which is extorted for inspection, and
pay for the printing OF the important
matters. But why should Oregon let
ist people depend on the recommends.
tions of a commissioners, who In the
dim. distant future, might be per
suaded to favor one company az
against another, when other states
require the companies to put before
the public statements from which the
man wanting insurance can draw hii
own oonclusions.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
INSTANT RELIEF FROM ITCH
The Itch Gone, the Skin SOOthed and
etreshed-Immediate
Instant Relief from that itch.

Instant Relief from that itch.
A few drops OF a soothing liquid
And the itch is,gone as il by magic.
just drop or two on the skin and no
more OF that torturing, endless, nerve
racking itch.
Can you imagine how it will itel-
that itching agony swept away in mo-
ment2
You can know the relief ii You just
try the simple remedy simplest of eX-
ternal liquid ren,edres--oil OF winter.
green as compounded in d, d. d, Pre-
sCrlptlon.
We positively know that it alleviates
the itch Immediately vouch for this
and guarantee it---for we have seen it
used in too many cases, and the cures
that follow, as far as we know, seem to
be permanent kier x Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

A new eleotI ioal shop and store has
been opened by Bailey and Colby, at
1T State street, next to the Deit2
gallery. The new firm IL we'll known
and has been doing electrical work
heie for some time. They now have
pne of the most complete stocks OF
electrial fixtures ever shown in the
city and are arranging them in dis.
play room to be- shown easily. This
firm is now better equipped than ever
to take care OF their increasing bust
uaaa
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25
Mood River, Ore,

The folloyvino welI-l,pown mon
A.. -.
"'e '''e o''''o's '''u vi, C0'o'N anu
more prominent stockholders OF the
Portland Cement Company:
A.,N Noovs p,e,ite,, ex.C.n Mr.,
TaJo.aL pa.,j,.i ",,.,., r, "h' -
Ton E,.Coa l,a. J'n;o" p~o.,I.,'j ~
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po,,jan4 Fjovr;no MN, Ga D., no.,,,ny ,y
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Ponjs Jn,nLs, 70 plr,n 0,"con "y, "'"'
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r w N,n,ry prs, ~, Un;an i~" po,,j,n
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PAUL c. BATES Manager Arma Life In
5Hrancr Co.. Portland
N W@r MINOR, fHo,"rH ,, Po,IaEL ~
>J%S portland an ''''O' ''''' A""" '''"' '0'
ANDREW c. SMITH, Pres. HibsrUia Soq-
W "S' coaHoI C@aH, r"jr@"'' pra, ~ co,,o... r.,
Portland
E. l. TnoMrsoN H0rfm@" 4 Thompson,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

Fred Smiths house was robbed the
other night The burglar was on to
his job. lie nipped u can of Folger's s
Golden Gate Coffee, which made Fred
pretty sore.
there still continues to be much
activity IN the unimproved lands in
the upper valley. W. II, Marshall, of
Dee, reports the following sales OF
land in that locality: l60 acres to
CHARLES and Joe Hall for $4,000; n
acres to Watson Irwin tor 81, 800 and
20 eores to Edward Culbertson for
$1,000.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1909-11-25

New England is the latest region
to discover that II can raise apples
"almost as good" as the Hood River
product. When New England fruit
brings Hood River prices In boston
the point viii be settled. Until that
time Governor Draper's boast may be
less water. -Oregonian.