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The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
A HOaarthlan Inn Sion

One Of the most humorous inn s,pus
Is The Man Loaded With Mischief"
which Is found about a mile from
Cambride, on the Madlngley road. The
original Mischief was DESIGNED by
Hogarth for public house in OK,
ford street.
It is needless to say that the sign,
board and even tho namo have long
ago disappeared from the busy Lon.
don thOroughfare, but the quaint de.
vice must have been extensively COZ.
led by country sign painters. There
is a Mischief" at Wallingford and
Load OF Mischief" at Norwich. The
inn on the Madngley road exhibits
the sign in It's original form. Though
the colors are much faded from ex,
posure to the weather, traces Of Hog.
arthian humor can be detected A man
Is staggering under the-welght OF \
woman, who Is on his back. She f.
holding a glass OF gin in her hand
chain and paddock are around the
mans neck, labelled "Wcd'ock." On
the right-hand side Is the shop OF IS
GRIPPE, Pawnbroker," and a carpenter
Is Just going in TO pledge his tools
Strand MAGAZINE.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
The Head Of the House.

The baby was I'll, and the doctor
ordered that he be taken to the sea.
This involved the closing of the house
until the little one should be we'll
Enough to return. After the wife had
eeured hotel accommodations by the
ong-distance telephone, the man Of
he house went to his room and slow
y and thoughfully spread the entire
tontents of his wardrobe upon his
bed, that they might be convenient
Tor his wife to pack.
He stood surveying them, deep in
meditation, when his wife came into
the room and began to speak to him.
He raised his hand rebukingly.
fDon't talk TO me now, Susie, don't
talk to me! l have a great deal on
my mind. If we are going to the
seashore day after tomorrow there
are many things to be done, and 1
must plan"
His wife, who had already tele-
phoned the butcher, milkman, baker,
grocer, expressman and ticket office,
and given the maid a months vaca-
lion and arranged with a relative for
the care Of the dog, gazed at him in
silence.
"A great deal on my mind" he re-
peated. Then the interrogative ma
ture Of his wife's silence forced him
10 explain.
you see," he said, 81 have got to
put nail in the cellar window and
stop the newspaper.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
A True Story.

The old lady who was in the habit
Of boxing under the bed for burglars
every night after many years actually
found one, armed to the teeth, with
dark lantern, Jimmy, and all the bur
gar's stock in trade. The old lady,
after careful scrutiny of the armed
Villain, addressed him with a bright
rather pleased voice as follows:
"oh, there you are, are you? Why
! have been looking for you for
Years"
The desperate made no response;
estonishment disarmed him more et-
iectually than any weapon could have
zone. He crawled from under the
bed, skunk out Of tae room, down
stairs, and out Of the house, and the
GA lady, quite happy, got into her
ued and went TO sleep.-Strand Mag
sline.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
OId Musket Buys a spring.

The seventh generation of a family
which has done nothing since 1888
because 1t owned a spring is repre-
sented in A. B. Kicker, a guest at the
Fairmont, whose great-great-great-
grandfather traded an old musket for
Poland Springs, Me-, in the year
1883. The spring has kept on flowing
and the family has been bottling 1t.
Kicker has been looking around at
California's multitudinous springs
and says Of them:
The owners Of these places are
70 be enyied. In time all of them will
be bottled and every drop of the prec-
ious outieY will be shipped away to
me cities. A good spring is better
man any business, because you never
lace failure, the money market does
not trouble you at all--all you have
% do is bottle it."-San Francisco
Bulletin.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
STATE OF ONO, CITY or TOLEDO. .,
LUCAS COUNTY 81

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that ne u
senior partner Of the firm Of Z. j. CHENEY i
Co., doing business in the City OF Toledo
firm will pay thesum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of cATARRH
that cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December. A. j.,
1885. A. w. GLEASON,
(sEAL.) Notary Public.
Halls Catsrrh Cure is taken internally, auo
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system Send for testimonials.
free F. j. CFENEY 4 Co., Toledo, U.
Sold by all Druggists Toe.
Take Halle Family Pills for constipation.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
INSTANTLY RELIEVES THE ITCHING

Don't suffer moment longer from Ecze-
ma, or any form Of skin trouble. Don't
scSatch or rub the skin. just apply Han
cocks Sulphur Compound to the affected
spot and it will stop the itching at once. A
preparation that soothes heals, and cures
all skin and scalp troubles. Druggists sell
it. Write Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co.,
Baltimore, for booklet H. G. Berry, OF
Baltimore, writes: "Hancock's Sulphur
COMPOUND has cured me completely. I am
never without II, for it the most delightful
adjunct 10 bath that was ever gotten up. !
cannot speak too highly Of its benefit to
me-
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
Automobiles. Read This.

At the end OF the trip when the eyes
are stih and inhamed from wind and
dust there is nothing quite so soothing
as Doctor Mitchell's Eye Salve. Just
a little particle rubbed along the eye
lashes brings instant relief. At all
drug or general stores or by mail.
Price Use. Hall & Ruckel, n. Y. City.
There should be no gulf between
men Of the same mental and moral
caliber. The checkbook has little to
do with character in wise mems cir
ole
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
YOrSE DRESSED ZIP

Grandmas guest was elegantly but
simply dressed in black chiffon wolfe
handsomely trimmed with silk over.
lace. Little Birdie, aged four. climb
ed on her lap and patted the many
gray hairs and smoothed the soft
lace and silk then peered lovingly
into her face and said:
"You'se dressed up good enough to
be killed, amt you?'-Bee Hive.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Rough on Rats, unbeatable eXterminator.
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, Csc.
Rough on Bedbugs, Powder or Lq'd, 25c.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, Csc.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, l5c., Liq'd, CSC.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, 25c.
Rough on Skeeters agreeable in use, Csc.
E. S. Wells, Chemist. Jersey City, N. ].
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
Tetterine Cures Piles

zone application OF Tetterine cured me
OF a case OF itching piles l had for ave
years"
Baynard Benton, WATERFORD. s. c.
Tetterine cures Eczema, letter, hing
Worm, Ground Itch. Itching piles. In
fants Sore Head. Plmples Boils, Rough
Scaly Patches on the Face, Old Itching
Sores, DaRdruff, Cankered Scalp. Bum
Ions, Corns, Chilbla4ns and every form Of
Skin Disease. Tetterine SOC: Tetterine
Soap Csc. Your druggist, or by mail from
the manufacturer, The shuptrino Co.
Savannah, Ga.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Chicago children infected with tub.
erculosis will 60 10 school in the open
air II request to be made by the
Chicago tuberculosis institute Il
granted by the Board OF Education.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
For COLDs and GRIP

Hicks CAPUDINE Is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feyerishness-cur
H w C9lu sna restores normal conditions It's
Dc., at drug stores
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
EORGETFUL.

Mrs. Youngwife-What Is the nrst
question you ask a maid whom you
think Of employing?
Mrs. ldone-I always say nrsH
-Have YOU ever lived with me Do
re?"-Life.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
SAD STORY.

Kind Lady-What drove you from
home, my poor misunderstanding?
Sandy Pikez-No. Mum, me vito
bought one Of dem new.fanglel
dresses wild 500 buttons.-Chicago
Daily News.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Orders have been given for the
establishment at Annoy China, OF n
branch of the American Marine Hos
pital Surgeon A. D. Foster will be in
charge.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

There i no need to suffer with soreness
~ s,iTness OF Joints and muscles. a
ii ;tfis HamIns Wizard Oil rubbed in val
Evob.r them up Immediately.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
PECULIAR TO ITSELF.

"What does the baseball reporter
do in winter" Az
"Nothing," answered the editor
I'VE can't use his line Of language
Cor ANYTHING except baseball."-Louis'
vile Courier-Iournal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

II a man deliberately turns away
from all good influences, then whines
about ill-luck, no power can lift him
from the swamp Of merton.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
GAINESVILLE, GA

Duties paid on Manila imports OF
opium fortunately decreased from
S29I3s1 in 1905 20 S64,S91 IN 1908.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
NOTHING LEFT.

"What are you going TO give up
for the New Year,
mot much gave up about all I
had for Chrlstmas."-Louisyille Cour'
Ier.Iournal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums, reduce infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures Wind collie. 25c ottle
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

None of us are perfect; but deep
down In their hearts there are many
peoples conviction of their perfec-
ton,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Nearly As per cent Of all the i'm
norts to China last year paid duty at
Shanghai.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

A man doesn't always do his duty
when he does something he wants
to do
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
A BROKEN Will.

Dyer-Dld his widow succeed in
breaking his will?
Duell--Yes; long before he died
tick-Me-Up.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

A soft answer may start good luck
Your way.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
DR.. Blreers Huekleberry Cordial

Cures Children Teething, Diarrhoea, Dy'-
EMERY, Choleramorbus and FluI, all stom-
ach and Bowel Troubles. AZ Druggists Is,
and 500 per bottle.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS APUDINT

Whether from Colds, Heat, stomach or
Nervous Troubles Capudine will relieve you.
as nquid-pleasant 10 take-acts iminedi-
ately. Try II, l0c., 25c and SOC. At drug
/ gtOFeN
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Red, Weak, Weary, Wntery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms TO Pure Food and Drug Laws
Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
THE DIXIE
TELEGRAPH INSTITUTE

Ohers rom plete course In THLRGRAPHY NJ half
price during the months ~ May and JuRe Do
little Wors for Us In locality, helping advor.
iise end We Will give free sNhoArahir. Rood 70
enter any time after Sept. let, Write auch, need
you. r. r. RuDD, Manager, Abbtvllle. 0b.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
(6I6ssIFiIo 46vEETIsEEENTs

TEACHERS: Write for free booklet a Plan"
L showing how we help you secure a better
position. Thousands excellent vacancies open
paying t30-1 $50 monthly. Schools supplied With
teachers, Ours the largest Southern Agency.
SOUTHERN TEACHERS AGENCY. Columbia s. O.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24
SACRIFICE SALE OF
Town Property
Midtown, Georgia.
SACRIFICE SALE OF

To meet our subscription on two new
railway enterprises coming to our town
with other factory enterprises, we are offer
log 200 choice lots close In at the low price
Of $685. 90 each, payable 10 cash, balance IS
monthly. This is the greatest sacrifice ever
offered In Real Estate, as our town has
nearly 1000 people now, and with convict
labor driven out Of our town, a $4,000
Baptist Colleg' completed, two more rail-
ways headed this way, with several factory
enterprises, we cannot help doubling our
population In another year.
This Is a snap; write quicF as they can
not last long, no delays No Waiting. You
get deed the day payments are completed,
South Georgia Land 8 Industrial Co.
HOY 20 MIlItnNrn. On.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-06-24

Sold throurhout the world Depots: London. "a.
ChsrterhouSe So PARIS 8, Rue az h Pain AWtre-
calcutta: China, Hong Kong pHlt Co. Japan,
MAruya, Ltd. Toxic; Russia, Fereh hqteoEi
So. Affica, Lennon, Ltds Cape Town ETC. bA-
Potter Drug chem. Corp Sole i'ro1fa, Boston.
nF-Post Free. Cutcura Booklet on the Skin
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

territory busy in spots, and which pre-
general appearance of struggling streets and
much mixed up business section. 1t was enterprising
all enterprsng, and it had indus
trial interests of great importance But in spite of this
it did not have the appearance the manners Of
metropolis Sixteenth street. that is being built up
with sxeen-sory buildings, had scracey three blocks
that could really be called business section. To be
sure, there the long stretch of second-cass
business buildings along Sixteenth from Dodge to Cum
ing that there for the most part but the really
busy section could be bounded between Dodge and Har
ney At Harney street corner occupied by a
church. had residences and the third covered
1t is
In the last years three six-story build
ings fourstory building and two of three stories
gone up the block the site Of residence
that there ten years sxteenstory building is
being excavaed for And there other corners
in Omaha that have changed in the same way Seven
along it's length from Capitol avenue to St
Mary's presents entirely different appearance
The High school building looks down Capitol
from hill the half of the postofce
ers a whole block. Then along the way there is
eght-story building Douglas, where before stood
few residences another building rising the
street from it. Further down Seventeenth is the
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

more experience and it things time to get
under headway.
The first great event in Omahas history after the
first king crowned the Transmssisspp expos-
tion, which in 1898 1t gigantic enterprise
of Omahas size but it managed and main
taned with that would have been task for
much larger city to achieve. The first year the
expenditure $4,000 600 in construction and main
tenance yet the pi ofts great that it
decided to hold it second summer Success came
again, and Omaha had begun of Importance in
countrys affairs The world had heard from and it
began to be considered real center of industry.
Fifteen years long period in the history of the
growing In that length of time cities have been
built and destroyed again, prosperity has and
and second time to many communities Fifteen
in the life of city that has been in existence for
little than half century may be the of
the citys greatness
All that Ak-Sar-Ben has done for Omaha is
prised in the progress of than fifteen years but
anyone who has lived in this city during those fifteen
the changes have been wonderful To the observer who
here in 1894 and comes back they would be
bewilderng.
Omaha fifteen years distinct example of
the type of city overgrown that is sprawed
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26
M Fifteen Years of ASar-Ben Hold Much of Achievement

court house then the Young Mems Christian association
with beautiful home. and block farther the Young
Women's Christian association, with a still home.
New hotels have been added to the general work of
change, and all for the better.
Omaha is just now to have building taller than the
old New York Life building The New York Life edihce
has been towering the streets for years but had
an enect almost grotesQue rather than impressive be-
of the little houses that its
base. The Bee building stood guard Farnam street.
but just behind 1t Douglas residences. Soon
magnificent new theate' will be in place of the resi-
dences.
SO the business streets OF Omaha are changing. Each
another great gap filled up, old buildings
torn down to make fot newer and ones,
sky-scrapers and show buildings. Not only has
the business section been made compact
been spread widely in all directions. Up the Farnam
hill double of stores and automobile garages
where once residences. Even in the hurry
get business being pushed back and
buildings built in front Of them kept
commission. With few more years like the last few
Omaha will have lots within a few blocks of
the very center OF the business district.
Omaha has a very different front present to those
who through railway trains when it is compared
with the view that used to them They the
city under of vaducts the principal
some Of which up before but all of which have
been rebuilt and improved. The trains draw into
of two magnificent passenger stations, of them
architectural triumph and famous for Its beauty
the streets to the north they in go out
through the long valley they blocks OF tall buildings
and factories.
II passenger alights nowadays he reaches the retail
business section by passing through sodly built whole
sale section. All along the Tenth street vaduct and
along Eighth Ninth and Tenth plain substan
tia brick buildings filled with the
jobbing merchandise that Omaha is taking Of and
with the products Of Omaha factories. Scarcely
these buildings we're there ten years ago.
Wholly new residence districts have been created
In the central part of along California
from Creighton university there scarcely block
that was half filled with houses and since the
ming Of street line few years ago is thickly
settled with comfortable houses and the all
paved Backwards where before dirt roads
Continued Page Six.)
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

hos been made definite Of business the extra legal
MANAGEMENT OF cities has treated business, and
advertising is lust as important in that is anything
The men whose interests, business and personal,
hound M In a town fall with the town and the
towns progress is mater Of advertisement the his
tory OF Omaha's great industrial
in the last fifteen years is of the results that have
come from efforts of the organizations that advertise
the city
Working together group of stockholders in
different corporations the Commercial club and the
knights Of Aksar-Ben have doomed and boosted well
that Omaha which fifteen the bottom of
with resources sriding into the front
rank of cities.
The first great King Aksar-Ben was crowned in the
Den September 19, 1895. This Thursday night
parade first coronation
ball and Judge E. NJ. Bartlett king, with Miss Meliora
WOolwoTth as his royal consort.
The Commercial club founded the year before,
by side began the work of
rejuvenatng Omaha which dying of old before
it had got its growth.
The years 1894, 1895, and several following, were
perhaps no disastrous and dismal in Omaha than
they in other OF the country But in this city,
although the actual depression forgotten in the
agency give initial prosperity
follow slump Business conditions could have
rghted themselves BY the help OF Aksar-Ben they
only rghted, but of gloom the opening of
and greater that than recovery. 1t
a growth and the beginning Of new life
few years things worked slowly. The adver-
not effcacous they have become with
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

! THE WORLD grows older
1t is getting better and bet
ter acquainted with the fact
that advertising and big
business, boosting and
progress, are things that
always go together, neces-
sarily and inevitably. The
time has passed when a
city that has resources to
be proud of, can expect the
business men Of another To-
cality to find that out for
themselves. AS advertising
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26
The Hupnobile

From coast to coast everybody says something abo,
Cylinder, 20 H. P Sliding Gear Bosch Magneto for 81
and best little marketed in America anyt
1t is the first small built in this country equal
large 1t is the first built in this possessing
design If it large the makers could
finer or better will not find in Other
built of better material with careful workmanship
On the Brighton Beach defeated
$3OOO Mitchell $1,000 six hour of 226 miles.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1909-02-17

1t Is hereby enacted by the General As
senabty of the State of Vermont:
SECTION 1. Section 4089 of the Public
Statutes is hereby amended so as to read as
follows:
Section 4OS9 A resident of another
state or country who has complied with
the laws OF his state or country relating to
the registration and licensing of auto
mobiles or motor vehicles, shall not be
required to pay registration or license
Zee while operating an automobile or motor
vehicle IN this state, provided that such
Other state or country grants like privi-
leges to residents of this state; except that
a resident of another state or country
owning or operating an automobile or
motor vehicle in this state for a period
exceeding ten days, and not more than
sixty days, shall pay license fee of three
dollars for each automobile or motor We
hlcle OF NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. or less; six
dollars for each automobile or motor We
hicle exceeding twenty horsepower and
less than forty horsepower; and ten dol
lars for each automobile or motor vehicle
OF more than forty. horsepower. And if
said nonresident shall operate an auto
mobile, Or motor vehicle in this state for
more than said sixty days, he shall be sub
Ject to the same provisions of law as to
registration as residents, and in case of a
registration after said sixty days, the
amount already paid by said nonresident
shall be deducted from the amount of the
fees required. Application for regstra-
ton shall be made as provided by section
4077 OF the Public Statutes. If such nom
resident is convicted of a violation of a
provision of this chapter relating to the
manner OF running or operating auto
mobiles or motor vehicles or of any viola
ton of this section, his license may be
revoked and. Cancelled The provisions
of this section and of sections 4OS7 and
4O88 of the Public Statutes, shall not pre-
vent the operation of automobiles or motor
vehicles by unlicensed persons riding with
or accompanied by licensed chauffeur
or operator.
SEC. 2. A person violating the pro-
visions of the preceding section shall be
imprisoned not more than ten days or
fined not more than two hundred dollars,
or both
SEC. 3. This act shall take effect from
it's passage
Approved January %, 1909
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1909-02-17
NUMBER 1O1.
AN ACT TO AMEND SECTION 4os1
OF THE PUBLIC STATUTES, RE-
LATINO TO THE SPEED LIMIT
OF AUTOMOBILES.

1t IS hereby enacted by the General As
sembly of the State of Vermont:
SECTION l. Section 4091 of the Public
Statutes is hereby amended so as to read
as follows:
Section 4091. No automobile or motor
vehicle shall be run on public way or
private way laid out under authority of
statute, in careless or negligent manner
Ii person runs an automobile or motor
vehicle at rate of speed exceeding
twenty-five miles an hour outside a CITY
or incorporated village or at a rate of
speed exceeding ten miles an hour within
a city, incorporated village or the thickly
settled part of town Cor at rate of speed
exceeding ten miles an hour across any
bridge OF more than fifty feet span), it shall
be prima facie evidence that the auto
mobile or motor vehicle was run carelessy
or negligently. Nothing herein contained
shall be so construed as to affect the rights
OF the Seiectmen of town Or the proper
officials OF city, or incorpOr ated village
and said officials shall have authority to
make special regulations as to the speed
of such automobiles or motor vehicles upon
narrow or dangerous roads or ways Such
special regulations shall be subject to an
appeal to the state highway commissioner.
whose decision in the case shall be final
NO such special regulations shall be effec-
tive unless notice of the same is posted
consplcuously in such road or way rea-
sonable distance from point where such
narrow or dangerous place exists.
Approved January %, 1909.