Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1909-01-29
GLOBE SIGHTS.

The woman a man would like &
have worry about him seldom does it
NO woman should blow her nose ii
the presence of the man who love
her.
There is no picture equal to th,
tintype. if you are satisfied with
! likeness.
Every public speaker has beef
called by some one "rhe prince o.
orators.
The woman think that every time {
man goes into dry goods store, he
is robbed.
You often hear people say, IN q
pitifu sort of way: 'He's getting
along in years..
1t is easy TO get orders over a tele
pone but you can't collect over g
telephone.
We have noticed that when a farmer
travels, he carries less baggage than a
town man.
A woman nearly always says of an
other woman: "She hasn't anything
to do"
Yellow shoes will not look glaring,
no matter how cold the weather
turns, until it SHOWS.
In small town, when young man
freezes his ears his friends say he
froze them going to see his girl.
Titles are greatly uverworked. An
Atohison man is known as Profess
orr because he is professor of re-
liglon.
Everyone who leaves Atchison final
ly comes back, though few wait
until they are dead, and are sent here
to be buried.
There is said to be man in town
whose hair has fallen out from fright.
1t is not as satisfactory as if it had
turned white.
or course, no sensible man is
ashamed of his age, but he regards it
as he does his bank account; no.
bodys business but his own.
Ibis is the season when people who
say that grapes can be kept all
winter, by putting sealing wax on the
stems, have nothing to say.
No man ever fell in love with
suttragist. When you find suffra
gist married, her husband fell in love
with her before she became suffra
gist.
When man announces at home
that he has made a dollar, and his
wife Immediately wants half Ut it, he
is convinced that he talks too much.
The price of feed is so high that the
woman who can make money by
keeping COW this winter, should be
entrusted with the finances of the
nation.
You often hear this said of a man:
"He's dead one." That is, he is
slow. and doesn't amount to any
thing. Look yourself over: are you
a dead oneY
1t is considered a breach of man
ners to answer a friends letter under
a week. A business letter should he
answered by the next mail; love
letter never.
The women have struck new
scheme: they advertise for "house-
keepers instead of for girls. =
"Housekeeper" has less of tin pan
sound to it.
Every man who runs for office,
says: "They are always talking of
the Importance of nominating good
men for office. Now the people have
q chance; let them vote for me-"
1t is estimated that in 5000 years
there will be but one man to every
700 women. We wonder il the women
will be any happier then, with no
men around to pick up after.
If man does any business at all,
half of his time down town he is in
the same fix as the woman who has
company, crying baby, and ironing
to do, and dinner to get.
Speaking of lonesome sights, have
you observed dismantIed Christmas
tree in the alley or the back yard,
with the green beginning to fade, and
the proud head droopingY
The longer we live, the more we ad
mire polite, modest, agreeable people,
and the less we worship those who
have become great by accident, anc
impudent as a result.
There IS one thing in favor of The
silver fruit knives that are passed
around on social occasions; they arr
so dull you have no fear that the!
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