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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

mutual regard and both executives
spoke of the occasion as being typi-
cal of the bonds uniting the sister
republics. The one incident marring
the day was the killing of one
schoolboy by another in a fight re-
sulting from their efforts to APP
proach nearer President Taft.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Avery Blount, the first man to be
legally hanged in Tangipahoa par
ish, La, in twenty years, paid the
death penalty on the gallows al
Amite City. In spite of the pres
ence of the State troops, his broth
er, William Blount, started a dis.
turbance shortly before the hang
ing. He was promptly arrested and
lodged in Jail.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22
FOR SALE.

Best farm Of its size near Louisa.
Known as the Loar and See farm;
below bridge; l0 acres-4o acres
rich, high bottom land. 20 acres
ovsrflowed land. New five room
house, metal roof. weather boarded
and ssiled. One mile below bridge
N ". Va. Call on or address
F. n. uAtea, AsuilA, n.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Two long established precedents
were broken Saturday when Presi-
dents Taft and Diaz met at Ell Paso,
Texas, and Juarez, Mexico. For the
first time in the history of the
United States President set foot
upon the territory of another nation
set foot on the soil of the United
States. The meeting was marked
by the exchange of expressions Of
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

]. Wesley Richards, who was shot
by John G. Pulliam, editor of the
Harrodsburg Herald at Harrodsburg,
died Saturday morning. Mr.. Pull
liam is still confined to his bed
from the wound received from Mr..
Richards. ..... ....
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Charles r. Crane, who was ap-
pointed Minister to China, aud who
was recalled just as he was about
to sail for his post, declined TO re-
veal what his friends declare are
the real reasons for his retirement
One of these friends however, Wal
ter L Fisher, Of Chicago, intimated
strongly that the incident was far
from closed, and that revelations,
which would be made in lie time,
would show Mr. Crane to have teen
the victim of a political intrigue.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Gov. Wilson has accepted the
resignation of DIR. ]. NJ. Mathews,
of Louisville, as president of the
State Board of Health.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
KENTUCKY NEICHDORS.
++++++++++++++++++++%+++++

A living girl babe, not more than
thirty-six hours old, was found in a
suit case in box car of a C. & o.
freight train just east of Hunting
ton Sunday. The conductor heard
the screams of the infapt. The lit
tie tot was neatly dressed. but
nothing could be found which would
lead to its identity.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Word comes that the Rev. r. B.
Neal, formerly of Grayson. but for
year or so pastor of the Christ
ian Church at Pikeville. rendered
his resignation as pastor of this
charge last Sunday, to take effect
January LIST next Rev. Mr.. Neal
is famed as The Mountain Evange-
list" and is quite well known in
Louisa.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Pittsburg won the worlds base
ball championship Saturday by over
whelming Detroit by the score of
s to in the seventh and decisive
game of one of the hardest worlds
series ever fought. This was the
third successive time Detroit has
been defeated in the worlds cham
pionship series, and consequently
the third straight victory for the
National League, the Chicago Ma
tionals having won the title in 1907
and 1908. To Charles Adams, a
former Louisville pitcher, belongs
the major portion of the credit for
winning the series,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22
Bird Doe. For sale.

Full blood Pointer pups for sale
For full particulars and prices write
to s. A. Snyder. 1921 Righth Ave.
Huntington. ". va. Pm
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Willie Boy, the Piute Indian des-
perado for whom three armed posses
have been searching the San Ber-
nardino desert in California, was
found dead Saturday on the sum-
init of Bullion Mountain, where he
had been making his final stand.
He had killed himself with the last
shot in his rifle and had been dead
several days.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

schrader, the divine healer. Of
whom so much has been said and
written, extolling his powers to
make the lame walk, the blind see.
and the deaf hear, mus stop aside,
for II the reports that are being re-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Tomasco and Grace Viyiano, the
st. Louis children who we're stolen
from their homes at st. Louis on
August 2, were returned to their re-
spectiVe fathers in Chicago Satur-
day. The fathers of the youngsters
are brothers and men of wealth.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

If you want to see the best line
of shoes possible to buy for the
money you must see Loar & Burke's
new stock.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22
SULLIVAN 3 STEWART,
DIR. A. P. BANFIELD,
CATLETTSBURG, NY.

In office II the time. Lives Ia
office building. Practice Ear, Eye,
Nose and Throat.
have furnished rooms for pa
tents who have TO remain for
treatment or operation,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

The death list of the recent storm
in the South now numbers forty-six
and the property loss is much heav-
Ter than was at first estimated.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

COW FOR sALH--L have fresh
Jersey cew for sale. Price ,ss.
n. #. osnlsy.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

At Covington United States Judge
Cochran granted the motion for a
new trial in the alleged might rid
er" case of W. S. Henderson, form
erly of Bracken county, but now of
Cincinnati, against Vachel Jordan
and others on the ground that the
award Of $500 damages was too
small. Henderson sued for $50, 900
damages:
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22
Ten Doctors
Said He Would Die

"In 1908 we wrote you regard
ing my husband, who was suf-
fering from heart trouble. He
was superanuated by the North
Georgian Conference. Ten doc
tors at different times said he
would die. You advised DR..
Miles Heart Remedy and Re
storative Nervine; we did as
advised, and Improvement was
apparent from tie very first. He
recovered and the Conference IN
1904 gave him a charge. He
never felt better. although he
has very heavy work and does
a great deal Of camp meeting
work. / am so glad we took
your advice and gave him the
medicine, and fed that l ought
to let you know of the wonder
full good results from It's use"
MRS.'T S. EDWARDS,
Miner. Go.
This proves what DR.. Miles
Heart Remedy viii do. Get a
bottle from your druggist and
take it according to directions.
1t does not matter whether ycur
heart is merely weak, or you
have organic trouble, if Il does
not benefit you take the empty
bottle to your druggist and get
your money beck.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

Jack Johnson, the negro pugilist,
retained the worlds heavyweight
championship Saturday by knocking
out Stanley Ketchel in the twelfth
round at Colma, Cal The fight was
hot from start to finish and the ne
gro was badly punished before dis
posing of his lighter opponent. The
receipts were over $4,000.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

The carriage supply of Frankfort
was exhausted for the funeral of
Judge Lindsay Sunday afternoon.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1909-10-22

A detail of Company F of Cynthi-
ana Second Infantry left Cynthiana
Saturday night under sealed orders,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed tenders will be received at
the Once OF the City and County Clerk
until 1880 p. NJ, August 18th, 1903. for
moving the following buildings from
the Jail Yard on Iwilei Road to the
Jail Yard on Prison Road:
Carpenter Shop,
Laundry. and =
Jailer Shop.
Blue print showing present and plo
posed locations may be had on appii.
cation to the City and County Clerk.
Bidders will state In their proposals
the amount for which they will fur.
nish all labor and material and re.
move buildings to the new location, In
accordance with the specifications fur.
nished.
Tenders must be In sealed en-.
yelOpc, addressed to the City and
County Clerk and plainly marked on
the outside Tenders for Removal OF
Jail Buildings"
The Board of Supervisors reserves
the right to reject any or all bids.
d. KALAUOKALANI. IN.
Clerk, City and County OF Honolulu
Aug. 6, 2, 3, 10, IL, IL,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
ORDINANCE NO. 10.
AN ORDINANCE PROVIDING REG.
ULATI0Ns RELATING TO DE-
CEDENTS.

BID 1T ORDAINED BY THE PEOPLE
OF THE CITY AND COUNTY
OF HONOLULU.
Section /. 1t shall be the duty Of
the legally licensed physician who
was last in attendance upon any de.
ceased person, or II no physician was
In attendance, then It shall be the duty
of the Coroner to report the death to
the City and County Physician immed.
lately after such death occurs, upon
one of the blanks furnished by the
City and County Physician for that
purpose, filling In the blank spaces
so as to give all OF the information re.
quired by the blanks so filled. In
case of a stillbirth, 1t shall be the
duty of the legally licensed physician
in charge during the confinement, or
coroner, to report the same immed.
lately as in other cases OF death, ON
one OF the blanks above mentioned
furnished for that purpose, giving the
details, as required In other cases of
death.
Section 2. No burial shall be law.
full, nor shall any dead body BIO re.
moved from the City and County of
Honolulu until permit for such bur-
lal or removal based upon a Certif,
icate of Death as provided In Section
l hereof, shall have nrst been OBJ.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07

tained from an Agent OF the Territor.
ial Board Of Health.
Section 8. Whenever upon the
death Of any person there Ia reason to
believe that such person came to such
death by poison, violence or In any
suspicious or questionable manner. the
body of such person shall, under the
direction Of the Sheriff ar Deputy
Sheriff, be forthwith taken to the
Morgue, and the City and County Phy.
sician shall be Immediately notified OF
such death by such Sheriff or Deputy
Sheriff.
Section 4. The Board OF Supervis.
ors OF the City and County Of Homo
lulu shall appoint suitable person
as Morgue Attendant, whose salary
shall be fixed by said Board. The
Morgue Attendant shall have the care
and charge Of the Morgue and perform
such other duties az may be pre-
scrlbed by the Board Of Supervisors
or by the City and County Physician.
Section 5. 1t shall be the duty OF
the City and County Physician to keep
a, record of an the deaths reported to
| him under the provisions OF this ordi'
nance.
Section 9. Any person who ehall
violate any Of the provisions Of this
Ordinance shall DO deemed guilty OF
misdemeanor. and upon conviction
thereof shall be punished by fine not
exceeding Two Hundred (S20o.O0
Dollars, or by imprisonment for a term
not exceeding three months. or by
both such fine and imprisonment.
Section 7. This Ordinance shall
take effect from and after the date OF
its approval.
Introduced by Supervisor
WILLIAM AHA.
Date Of Introduction. July 10, A. ID.
1909.
Approved this 4th day Of August
A. d. 1909.
JOSEPH J. FERN.
Mayor.
Aug. 6, 7, 8, 10. II. H., 10, IA. 10. II
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
Castle ( Cooke, Ltd
Honolulu, T. B.

SHIPPING AND COMMISSION NEl.
CHANTS, SUGAR FACTORS
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENTS
representing
Eva Plantation Co.
Waialua Agricultural Co., LII
Kohala Sugar Co.
Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
Apohaa Sugar Co., Ltd.
Fulton Iron Works Of st. youis
Blake Steam Pumps
WestonS Csnhifugals
Baboock & Wilcox Boilsn
Green's Fuel Economisen
Marsh Steam Pumps
Matson Navigation Co.
Planters Line Shipping Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
c. Brewer & Co.. Ltd.
QUEEN STREET, HONOLULU. 7. H.

AGENTS FOR:
Hawaiian Agricultural Co, ookaia
Sugar Plant. Co., onomsa Sugar Co.,
Honomu Sugar Co., WalIuku Sugar Co..
Pepeskso Sugar Co.. The Planters
Line Of San Francisco Packets.
LIST oS OFFICERS; .-.
c. N. Cooke, President; George
Robertson. Vice President and Mana
ger; e. r. Bishop, Treasurer and Sec
rotary; =. W. Maefarians, Auditor; p,
c. Jones. c. M. Cooke and J. r. Gait,
Directors
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
SUGAR FACTORS,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS and
INSURANCE AGENTS

Agents for
Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar Co.
Haiku Sugar Company.
Paia Plantation.
Maui Agricultural Company.
Hawaiian Sugar Company.
Kahuku Plantation Company.
Katului Railroad Company.
Haleakala Ranch Company.
Honolua Ranch.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07

Lieutenant Commander Philip An
drews, U. s. A., who is well known
in Honolulu, attained to the rank OF
commander on March IL.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
BE 1T ORDAINED BY THE PEO-
PIE OF THE CITY AND COUN-
TY OF HONOLULU.

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vision in respect TO such Meat ant
. Food Fish. and other Inspectors, an,
!. said Meat and Food. Fish. and othel
: inspectors snail be subject to the di
: rections at all times Of said Cit,
and County Physician.
Il Section 8. II shall be the dut,
of the Fish INSPECTOR to examin
and inspect all fish, oysters, clans
Holsters. crabs and other marin
products kent or offered for sal
. within his district, and II upon sue
J. inspection. said Inspector shall I'm
any of said fish or marine product
1 to be in an unsound. diseased or I'M
i wholesome condition, II shall be hi
duty to prohibit their sale: and tn
said Fish INSPECTOR Is hereby au
thorized, empowered and directed [
condemn, seize and remove any III
i sound, diseased or unwholesome flsl
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
BORN.

BAKER-In Hilo, Hawaii, on We'd
nesday, July %, to the wife OF Adam
Baker, q daughter.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-07
VIM. 6. Irwin & Go
LIMITED.
SUGAR FACTORS and
COMMISSION AGENTS.

Agents for
Oceanic Steamship Co.. SsA Francis.
co. Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works. Phila.
delphia, Pa.
Hakalau Plantation Co.. lilo Sugar
Co., Honolulu Plantation Co.,
Hutchinson Sugar Plantation
Co., Ki.auea Sugar Plantation
Co.. 0lowalu Company, Psauhau
Sugar Plantation Co., Waima.
nalo Sugar Co.
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-01
Wat Me An Ant Patty Knowed

Ant Patty didn't say nothin an that
evening when the skool teecher KUN ant
Patty wos sittin out on the gallery talkin
tn the new preacher. He's the evangelist
that's KUN tn help in the campmeetins and
he wos struck on ant Patty an didn't like
for the skool teecher tn put in a wurd
edjways.
An Ne went walkin with ant Patty the
new preecher did most every day an the
skool teecher looked as glum as a old
allygaytor An he set by ant Patty in the
choir the new preacher did an sung tenner.
He's a roundeyed guy with mouth like
a catfish an we didn't like his face me an
Jimmy didn't but we thawt he wos on the
square emmy how till listened inside the
oke tree.
I clumb the oke to git bird S egg for
my Election an then I found a hole in a
great big limb clost to the ground and I
slid inside to see what I cud find was
slid down where nobody cudent see me
from the outside an that preecher that wos
stuck on ant Patty kun along an anuther
Teller with him. A Teller that wos at
skool with him an is going to be preacher
mex year. An they set down neer the oke
an wos talkin about havin fun with the
girls an prikked up my GERS.
This time last yeer I woodn't of knowed
wat he meant when he began talllin about
ant Patty but our school teecher told me
wunst that preachers is rottener than the
devvul an put me mex.
AS soon as they went off 7 olumb out an
hunted ant Patty. thawt about telin the
skool teecher kaws he sure wood enjoy
lickin EN- but the skool teecher says every
boldly must stand on their own peddestul
so I told ant Patty fust
Ant Patty just stood an looked at me
while | wos telin her an her eyes had blue
fires in EN-. An when told her the other
fellow said but old chap she's pretty enuf
for a preachers wife I'd marry her fize you
she spoke up an seq to me that's enuf
sonny the insulence ov the beasts An
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-01
BLUE GRASS BLADE.

operation more than seventy times in sue
cession without losing single case.
l hope Brother Wade will relate some
duced, broken bone set, a smashed limb
cured, child in shoulder presentation
turned-all by the powerful mind of Mrs.
B. Eddy or anybody else, then 1 am ready
to forsake the god of reason and worship
the idol of humbug
Alameda, Calf.
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-01
How the Preacher Got Mud Bath as
Punishment for Flirtatious
Propensities

(By f. j. and May Beals-Hoffpauir)
Wun time | asst our skoo teecher wat is
a hootchy kootchy dance an our skool
teecher seq its the way the pure in he IL.
dance at camp meetin sonny. But my pa
seq our skool teecher is a rybald an pro-
fayn yung man.
Our hole nayborhood goes crazy on camp
meetins every year. We've got a big taber-
nacle down by the bayou an great big oke
trees aroun it an the wimmen has prayer
meetns at shutdown way out under the
trees an howl.
Wun time my ant Patty come a visitin
us at campmeetin time. Ant Patty is
beaut an a good fellow. Her eyes is smiley
an sidney an our skool teecher told her
wun night her hare is spun gold. / hurd
him eos they wos sittin on the gallery steps
an he'd done crawled under EN-. 1 thawt
they wos talkin reeligin but they wosn't
| didn't kno our skool teecher cud talk
squaw talk. I told Jimmy an he sed we
cud overlook it bekaws he was talking to
my ant Patty. If it he'd bin the preachers
dawter who gigguls an layces her wayst we
wud skorn the skool teecher.
Jimmy sed mabee the skool teecher wud
marry my ant Patty an that mayd me
nifty prowd. I thawt I'd put bug in ant
Pattys ear so | told her our skool teecher
is as strong as John l.. Sullivan an brave
as bloody pirate. She LATED an looked
rite interrusted an so / told her the skool
teecher has denied the faith an is wurse
than a infidel.
Ant Patty give little screech an sed
what makes you think that Tommy? An 1
told her the preacher sed so an I'd kno it
any way bekaws he STAINS by me an Jimmy
an gives his last cent tn ennybody that's
hard upp an if / wos a girl I'd go after
our skool teecher like a hownd pup after
liver.
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-01

Ulster in the front rank, has produced,
L will mention an incident in which the
parties were well known to me at the time.
A prominent physician, professor of
surgery, of the pre-antiseptic age, remarked
to a younger colleague who later attained
even greater prominence, that the climate
of that city was not favorable to operations
requiring the opening of the abdominal cav
to show were Is graves in the cemetery.
The younger surgeon later performed this
Blue-grass blade., 1909-08-01

said I'm most crazy enuf bout her to marry
her if that's the best terms i kan make but
l want highly culchered wife
An my ant Patty woodn t listen to envy
more. She just told me not to tell emmy
body else an went off with her head up hi.
An that evening when the preecher KUN
to take her tn the wimmens shutdown
prayer meetin l looked for her tn souelch
him sum how but she was just az sweet az
pie an when she started off tn meeting with
him L SEE fraylty thy name is woman an I
wos so dumfoundered it made me rite sea-
sick. But ant Patty stopped at the gate
an asst me tn bring out her parusol an l did
an wunk at me with one eve so the dam
preecher cudnt see an that put me mex an
/ knew she wos game
| called Jimmy an we went tn the VIM
mems prayermeetin an he wudnt of went
an no more wud I but I knew there wos
sumthin doin an told him it wood be mex
thing tn a circus if not nexter
An sure enuf it wos the grandest ever.
There wos only lot of wimmen an two or
three preachers that likes wimmenfolks an
the yung man that's goin tn be a preecher
mex yeer an me an jimmy. One of the
preachers dawters stood up under big oke
an talked a little an then they all knelt
down an prayed. / noticed that ant Patty
had went close tn the oke an when her
an her preacher knelt down they wos right
at the edge of the bayou an he wos be-
tween her an the bayou. An he led in
prayer an raised his voyse high an sum of
the wimmen foxes begun shoutin an the
preachers tn. An all at wunst ant Patty
raised up her voyse in a screech lust like
the rest an she waved her arms aroun like
a windmill an hollered glory glory.
An sure enuf it wos glory for me kaws
when ant Patty throwed her arms out in
front Of her and brot EN- in a long sweep
she knocked the preecher into the bayou
head first. An all the dam fuls thot it wos
aksidentul but me an Jimmy. An ant
Patty jumped rite up screechin like she
wos gittin reliiin an fust thing we knew
she lifted with her two little feet in the
middle of the preachers back an he wos
face down in the mud. Jimmy seq golly
she III drown him an 7 seq damit I hope so.
Ant Patty is only sixteen but she's as big
as my ma and strong like a Gibson girl
the skool teecher said wunst. She wos
fine waltzer fore she got reliiin an kwit
waltzin an that's huccum she Just waltzed
up an down that preachers spine az easy
az rollin off log and kept him most al
under the mud and never got her toes wet
Gee whizz!! that wos better'n seein
monkey ride circus pony an jump thru
red hoops. Jimmy an me just rolled on the
ground an yelled.