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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

If the truth were known, the proba-
bilittes are that Peruna has relieved
US many cases of catarrh of the stomach
rs any other popular remedy in exis-
tence. We have a great many unsOlic-
tied testimonials from all parts Of the
United States, declaring in strong and
enthusiastic terms that Peruna has en-
tirely relieved them of catarrh Of tho
stomach, that they were wretched and
miserable beyond words, but Poiuna
has restored them to health, vigor and
happiness.
These are the facts. Now, If you have
stomach difficulty, it is up to you TO act
upon them or ignore them, Us you
please.
Symptoms of Stomach Catarrh.
"The affection may result from errors
in diet, or tho use of alcohol. The ex-
cessive use OF tobacco, especially when
the juice or tho leaves are swallowed,
is likely to cause it.
'Highly seasoned or coarse, irritating
foods, sometimes induce the disease.
GAS chronic gnstritis (catarrh Of tho
stomnch) is essentially secondary
affection, ono OF the primary causes 10
an unhealthy state of the mouth, nose
or throat, such as bad teeth or catarrh
of the nose (Uzena).
"The patients are usually poorly
nourished, pale, sallow, thin, fatigue
easily induced, muscles flabby. Loss
Of appetite or caprictous appetite.
"The tongue is usually coated brOwn-
ish gray. Cankered mouth is COM
| mon occurrence.
spain is notcommon. When present
1t is usually dull, and is aggravated by
food, especially when this is of an irri-
tating character.
"Vomiting may occur in the morning.
Also after meals. Sickness to the storn-
ach frequent and persistent. r,e
flood produces dull headache, and .
feeling of general nervous distress.
Constipation usually quite marked"
These symptoms, given by Gould and
Pyle, coincidoexactly with tho frequent
descriptions DR.. Hartman is receiving
from patientsall over the United States.
If you have any of these symptoms
get bottle OF Peruna. Take dosc be-
fore each meal. See IL your stomach
docs not Immediately feel better, Sonr
appetite, improve, your digestion at
once resume business.
People who object to liquid medicines
can now secure Peruna tablets.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
PreshYterlan church.

H G.. Stoetzer, Pastor.-You are cor
daily invited to the following SER
vices: Sabbath School, $3.50 a. M,
Prof. J. Walter Barnes, superintend-
ent; morning service, 10:45 a. m;
subject, "The Daily Opportunity For
Growth" The Junior Endeavor So
ciety will meet Mt $500 p. m, under
the direction of Mrs. w. s. Mayors;
Senior Society at $3.50 p. M; evening
service, 1880 p. M; subject: ''The
Voice Of the Past Life to the Life of
To-day" The Teachers Training Glass
will meet with Mrs. Alice Abbott Rey-
nolds, Maple avenue, Tuesday, 7:S0
p. m. Rev. Moses Breeze, OF Wales,
will speak next Wednesday and Thurs
day evening at 1880 p. m. Rev. Breeze
is more breezy than mis- name. AL
ought ITO near him. He Is a man on
fire with message. He has six broth
ers in the ministry The Woman's
Missionary Society will meet with
Mrs. w. s. Mayors, Sth street, next
Friday at $3.50 p. m.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

=
Aln,5 anil Mrs. Frank Setteraeld. of
slYafite Bay, We're in TINS city yester-
mi. ReninD-in sapP. Of Taylor eoun-
g.. Is she Rlast of Mrs. John Eapata,
.af Mater street.
Fs Lillian TleVauit Is moving from
Pheasant valley to Market street.
Mrs s. I4.Jlr0hs, of Gutfey street,
%snt 10 TrluEe today to attend the
MASON reunion
MRS. Ann B3ker. who has been visit
ads har dapsater, Mrs, McAtee. at
Wa3s;n1 returned to this ward yester-
K 'faciia People was quite sick yester-
day lit 1lel home on Raymond street.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ NJ. Hawkins. OF
Eealowiale, spent yesterday IN this
aI3lFy Boyd OF Diamond street. is
Gu5re sick 4,..
MR. SheHian watkins, of Gdl4m-
lBia sVeet is visiting at Terra Mf9
Mrs Late Brown of Diamond 5tfeet.
viii 5eturnel Tomorrow fromEnSNtsit
in Iiilrrson county. NJ.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
First Rantist Church.

w. ]. Eddy, Pastor.-Can we depend
upon all our Sunday School people to
come out at $3.50 tomorrow. Let each
aim to DO some work before Sundlsy
10:45 q. M, morning service;
sermon. obedience to the Heavenly
VISITOR" 1880 p. M. "a Commendable
Search and Sad Failures" $3.50 p. m.
special meeting of the B. Y. P. u, sub.
iect, WHO Owns the Worli?" This
meeting will be led by the pastor
The public is generally invited to be
present at all these services.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
KEEP YOUR HAIR UNCOVERED
The Constant Wearing of a Hat
Pr.noostes Dzndrutf Germs.

The Constant Wearing of Hat
Propogates Dan druff Germs.
There are many men who wear their
hats practically all the time wehn
awake, and are blessed with heavy
shock OF hair, yet if the sealps OF
these same men ance become infect
ed with dandruff germs the parasites
would multiply all the quicker foi
lack Of air. Badness would ensne a.
the final result. Newbro's Herpicide
Kills these germs and stimulates I'M
healthy hair to abundant growth. Her
pfcfde is a pleasant eahlr' dressing rs
well as dandruff cure and contains
not an atom of injurious substance
Sold by leading druggists. 500 bot
tie guaranteed. Send 10c In stamps
for sanrple to The Herpicide Co., De-
troit, Mich. Cranes Drug Store Spe
cial Agents, Fairmont.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

( ii! Howard, Pa tor ~ llnday3
sehooI AZ q 80 d. I'M, G. Eyanss
snpeffnl endenk. New scholars VI iI
and q cordial welcome. Public MORN
ine worship at 40; 100 q. m Setnun
~ tie pastor, subject; Me Vessel
Marred and Rentade" Public eventng
wofshfp at 4 80 p. fls ser1lloti subject:
aOfhef Little Shfbs Speciai music
at both services Junior League at
3: 80 D. m. Al large number OF boys
and girls are wanted at this service.
Senior League devotional service at
$50 D. M: topic: Sin Business on
Borrowed Capital leader. Remble
White. Prayer service on Wednesday
evening at 1880 p. m The public Is
cordially invited to worship with us,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
NJ. e. Church, South.

j. w. Critics, Pastor Sunday School
at $40 a. M, n. T. Jones. superin-
tendent; preaching at 1915 a.. m,
theme. aEducahon." Text Ads 1922.
Junior Epwor6h League at 900 p. m.
Topic, Boys and Girls in Africa" Sem
Tor League at 80 p. M, at which tr1s
the third lesson in the Bible Study
Course Will be given: preachns at
1880 D. m, theme, The Christian
Zeal" All are invited to these ser
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
nrace lutheran Church.

L. K. Probst, D. D., Pastor.-4Ser-
vices in Willard Hall of the w. c. T.
U. building. Sunday School at $3.50
a. m. and preaching service at 10:45
a. m. A cordial welcome to all.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
M. p. Temple.

]. C. Bloomfield, Pastor.-An inter.
esting feature of our morning service
will be the presentation to the church
of large portrait OF Mr.. B; D. Flem-
ing. president OF the board Of trus.
tees. This is to be associated with a
handsome gift made to the church re-
gently by Mr. Fleming which amount
ed to nearly $4,000. Let the whole
church turn out TO show its appfecla-
tIon. The presentation speech VIII be
made 'by F. w. Kelley. Sunday School
at $3.50 a. M: morning worship at
1O:45 a. M, with sermon on Christian
Education, or Our Congregation Study
Ing; Junior EndeaYor at $3.50 p. M;
Social Study Glass at 6:45 p. ms Jed
BY the pastor; evening service at 1880
D. M, with sermon ON ''Tie Passenger
List" This is the first of a series Of
evening sermons on the Voyage Of
Life" The remaining sermons Will
be on 'HThe Grew" 'srhe PILOT THE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
cuMMIMs TO REPLY:

-Tf Cunlon Associated Pressl s.,
CHICAGO, Nov. 6.-Senator A. b.
lummins of Iowa will reply to the
7lgin speech of Speaker Cannon be-
ore the Marquette Club this even
ng. 1t is stated that in mis- address,
re will devote his attention to Can
ion's remarks about the Iowa ins'llr-
tents.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
catbollc church.

Rev. A. Boutlou, Pastor,-Mass at 8
and 10 O'Clock a. m. every Sunday, with
evening devotionS at 1880 O'Clock,
Mass during the week every morning
at 7.3O O'Clock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06
christ church Episcopal.

A. H. Beavin, Rector.-F1oIy com:
munton at 1880 a. M; Sunday School,
at 9:3O a. m: morning prayer and ser
mon at 10:45 a. m; evening sermon
at 1880 p. m.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

Anchor .sT'he Compass. eThe Chart,
aFrrecls and Wreckers and What
Port
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BRONIO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money II
it fails to cure. E. w. GROVES sig
nature is on ezch box. Csc.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

sEgsst. M. p. Church, Market Street.
4 81 r., Il Fur5elson. Pastor.gSuRJay
::st.lidnl at 9!!3r- q. m We reI3e3tt the
sts, cIieFs tos1lsit all scholars MID have
Sheen flbsent From the Sunday Sc-'ooI.
ss,fasitchiiig iO;i5. subject, "For HA'
siiiIso:' NJ p. S of c. f. at t:30:
liitearlline. 7:&0: subject, "Courtshtp'
Ii. lf& cotlialS Invited to all Of these
gel ices a special intitattonjs eX-
ientf9f Is stll yolns people TO attend
the evening service.
Ifse @aanFes II Clark. ID. D.,Vf Nor
4slnttyyn. WY give d series of LECTURES
: III the t'irst. Mp Church on Market
sttl,s ss. Oh +tiin sth. Tth, Sth and 9Ln o!
flegengiey. we hope the people 9i4Fair-
aiani Wili alatl themselves GIfI this
p9i5iiege OF ,iear.rE pr Clark. AS
55rfg6c6a anNlecturer he stands sec
cha. 10 nome T7:ie series Of.+eetHres
stse f1tItIed 'sCcvnlhou sense Lectures
{6l .the Rlhle. so9ss
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-11-06

tlIEY 1,t.rEa ttgRl5IS, ITsql 7ncqu SilNoIuIss
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The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
AIRSHIPS
BY ARTHUR H. DUTToN

MUCH CONSERVATION has been mani
! Ifested of late in many quarters As
result of the advent of airships as ves-
sells of war. Terrible visions have been
conjured up of fleets of airships sailing
over marine fleets, over cities and land
fortifications, and dropping upon them
great masses of high explosives.
Ninety-nine per cent of these visions
are veritable nightmares, with little
reason for their being, as a moments
reflection will show.
II is obvious that high explosive
shell is high explosive shell, no mat
ter whence fired A hundred pounds
of dynamite dropped from an airship
will do no more damage than loo
pounds of dynamite fired from the gun
of ship or fort. The number of
pounds of dynamite or other high ex-
plosive that an airship may carry is
immensely less than the number that
marine ship can carry, and there is
no limit to the number that shore
fort may have in its magazines. Pro-
jectiles may be fired from a modern
r1ffed gun with precision which it
would be difficult, if not usually inn
possible for a moving airship to
aehleve. The huge she'll of a modern
13-inch naval gun will carry a heavy
bursting charge of high explosive.
straight to its mark, with remarkable
accuracy, ar distance of five or more
miles. An airship could carry few
similar charges of high explosive
Each one that it dropped would cause
such sudden great change in the air
snip's position that some time must
elapse before another could be dropped.
Dreadnought with 10 12-inch guns
could throw many times the weight CT
explosive, with many times the ac-
curacy, that an airship could.
The airship bogies is much like the
torpedo boat bogies of generation
ago. 1t was thought that when the
automobile torpedo was invented the
knell was sounded for big warships.
Nothing of the kind happened. When
the submarine boat was perfected. a
similar nightmare was experiences.
Yet like the automobile torpedo, the
submarine has been but an added
weapon of warfare. So with the air.
ship. For every new weapon of offense,
a new method of defense will be de-
vised. An airship. indeed is much
more vulnerable than a torpedo boat,
either surface or submarine.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
A Banner in the Sky

ROM my tent windows looking
| west / see every evening as the sun
dips out of sight into the sea most
wonderful afterglow effects, so won
derful that when you take up your pen
ell to describe them you give it up.
Tonight at sunset there were some
dark blue clouds above the horizon that
accentuated the white of the heavens
above. When the sun shot back its
parting rays the heavens were streaked
with cerise in long strips. a strip of
cerise and a strip of white. and at the
starry end was an aggregation of small
white clouds on deep blue field
There. said I, is old glory See the
red and white stripes and see the
bunch of stars, And there il was en-
blaZoned on the sky over the blue. now
somber ocean. as true a stimulation in
the clouds of our national flag as any
one could wish to see.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
The Sickle Bill Thrush

NVyHEN the sun is fercest he loves to
w dance upon the inner canvas roof
of my tent and by looking up. when
the sun is well overhead, can see him
as he DANCES on the semitransparent
covering. I sometimes hit the canvas
under his feet with cane, and from
the way he goes on you would think he
had lived in San Francisco during the
earthquake. He is a smoky, brownish
bird and builds his nest in the, chap
arral About the size of robin. yet
he makes me, because of his long, slen-
der tail. think of the cuckoo.
call him "mocker of the mockers, =,
for he can sit on my tent ridgepole and
come as near a mocking bird as a
mocking bird comes to other birds. He
makes one think of three-fourths
grown mocking bird trying to become
perfect but falling down very badly
on some notes. He often does well,
however, that you must look and sat
isfy yourself that it is not really a
moeking bird of which we have
plenty in some parts of California.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
You Can't Teach Old Dogs New
Tricks

Once upon a time there lived an old
man who earned his living by taking
his old dog Tricksey and his fiddle and
sitting on corner of an avenue. He
would play on it while his dog did
many wonderful tricks.
Many years went by. and the old man
still played on his fiddle while Tricksey
did her stunts.
But by and by the people took no
more pleasure in the old mans per-
formances and they would pass him by
saying There's that old man, whose
dog is still doing the same old tricks.
The next day the old man earned
only 5 cents, and the next day a still
smaller sum- and so he simply did not
know what to do
So he at last found out that he must
either teach Tricksey some new tricks
or starye That night he called the
dog to him, but, try hard as he would,
Tricksey could not learn them. The
next night as he lay in bed. with poor
old Tricksey lying on the floor beside
the bed. he heard a low whining at the
door He crept out of bed and opened
it, and there stood dear little puppy
shivering with the cold.
The old man took the shivering little
thing in his arms and stroked Its soit,
fiappy ears thoughtfully. Thou VIII
learn some new tricks for me- Won't
you, puppy" he said as he fondled 1t
The puppy gave a short bark and
licked the old mans hands And on
the spot he named him Chinks. for,
he thought. money is sometimes called
chinks, and if the puppy really learns
some new tricks he will certainly bring
me some money"
Then the old man set Chinks on the
floor and went to little cupboard for
some milk to give ii. and when he re-
turned he saw that Tricksy was beside
the pup. First she smelt it and then
she licked it, and before five minutes
were up they were firm friends.
The next day the avenue held no
amusement, nor for a few days follow
ing it, for the old man was home,
teaching the new dog new tricks
AT last the old man took his old posi-
tion again with Tricksy and Chinks
He made quite lot of money that day,
and as he started to go home a man
said to him. Why didn't you teach
Tricksy some new tricks2'
Because" the wise old man an
swered, you can't teach old dogs new
tricks. FLORENCE A. IVES
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
MAN OF WAR

g TEAM boilers are no longer to be
y found in the United States navy.
The boats for so many years designated
as steam launches are now called
steamers, each battleship having her
FIRST steamer. second steamer, and so
on through the list of her boat COM
plement
Next in size TO the steamers are the
sailing launches. which are huge boats.
almost the size of the orthodox pinnace.
Next come the cutters, which are dou-
bic banked pulling boats. usually fitted
for twelve oars. The whaleboats are
next in size. They are sharp at both
ends and single banked.
The above are the regular naval
boats for carrying parties ashore and
such work In addition there are the
dingeys, small boats for the use of
the stewards. etc, and the wherries,
which are little boats, like the pleasure
skiffs of the boat clubs. These little
boats are often used by the officers for
fishing trips. although primarily for
odd jobs about the ships hull while she
is lying in port
The gig is the special boat of the
captain and is usually a whaleboat
built. painted and ornamented with par
ticular care On the hagships there is
the admirars barge. which is generally
a long. graceful double banked boat. al
though most fla gships nowadays have a
steam barge or other boat propelled by
power for the admirals use and also
sometimes for the captain. in place of
his gig.
All the pulling boats of a. man Of
war are also equipped for using sails.
in case Of emergency. or for going long
distances.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
The Cricket

Little inmate, full of mirth,
Chirping on my kitchen hearth,
Wheresoe'er be thy abode
Always harbinger of good:
Pay us for thy warm retreat
With a song more soft and sweet;
In return thou shalt receive
Such a strain as / can give.
Thus thy praise shall be expressed,
Inofensive, welcome guest,
While the rat is on the scout
And the moon with curious snout,
With that vermin else infest
Every dish and spoil the best;
Frisking thus before the fire
Thou hast all thy hearts desire.
Though in voice and shape they be
Formed as if akin to thee,
Thou surpassest, happier far,
Happiest grasshoppers that are;
Theirs is but summer song,
Thine endures the winter long,
Unimpaired and shrill. and clear,
Melody throughout the year.
Neither night nor dawn of day
Puts period to thy play:
Sing then-and extend thy span
Far beyond the date of man,
Wretched man, whose years are spen
In repining discomfort,
Lives not. aged though he be,
Half a span, compared with thee.
William Cowper.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
Music

For do but note a wild and wanton
herd
Or race of youthful and unhandled
colts,
Fetching mad bounds, believing and
neighing loud.
Which is the hot condition of their
Blood
If they but hear nerchance trumpet
sound
Or any air of music touch their ears
You shall perceive them make a mu-
tual stand,
Their savage eyes turned to a modest
By the sweet power of music: there
fore the poet
Did feign that Orpheus drew trees.
- stones and flood;
Since naught so stockish, hard and full
of rage
But music for the time doth change
his nature.
The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not moved with concord of sweet
sounds
Is fit for treason. statagems and
spoils;
The motions of his spirit are dull as
night,
And his affections dark as Erebus;
Let no such man be trusted.
William Shakespeare.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27
lnCISCC
/, San Francisco.

IS, San Francisco.
|lD fountain pens VIII
gre test neatness and
|wered on postal cards.
bed each week many
| |n1 undertaking IN lie
|tention 10 detail and
ssary TO comply with
|essful
II 50 that ii VIII reach
earlier the better.
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27

b0th girls and boys
u sa. amy Interesting
lnapshn that they may
t. Eef aGtressing same
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''rs nll-e0.
parulllar point 10 OBJ
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The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27

|ootreet answers that
Pseduent impossibility
/ discontinue the pub
names of the prize
ct conducted by The
be puzzles are d trifie
|greater effort instead
the puzzles can not
y or more
at deal oF thought 10
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wheels: Z nluoilage,
IrdAd to the following:
The San Francisco call., 1909-11-27

Call and has already brought to the
office of The Junior Call a vast number
of Interesting and beautiful pictures
to be published in due course as space
permits. Get in the habit of keeping
your kodak handy, as a good picture
may present itself at the most un-
expected moment.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-21

the minister that he had got It all
right. The next day the paper an
nounced that the Rev. DR.. Blank would
take for his subject the following Sun.
day, why Is serpent as harmless
as a dove?' Not long ago Prof. Graham
Taylor was reported in the Philadel-
phia Public Ledger, normally one OF
the best-informed Of American papers,
to have taken as his text for a bac-
calaureate sermon the words of Paul
to Agrippa: was not disobedient in
visionary things Mark Twain, in his
book on Christian Science, tells how a
telegram from Mrs Eddy to con-
vention Of her followers arrived in this
form: He hath filed the hungry with
good things, and the sick hath he not
sent empty away The passage was so
reported On the accounts of the con-
yentaon, but provoked no comment in
the press owing, as Mark Twain puts
1t, to the limitations of newspaper
men in the matter of biblical knowl-
edge It Is difficult to say who must
have been precisely to blame for a
paragraph which gave 2 Corinthians,
vol. L. as the text Of reported SER
mon, but at any rate there must have
been some one in the office concerned
TO whom the bible was an unknown
book
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-21
MILK MEN NEED WATCHING.

Lorain, Ohio, is taking dts coffee
clear. as coffee should be taken. Not
long ago the city passed ordinances
regulating the milk traffic and provid-
ing that no milk not from cows which
had been tested and found free from
tuberculosis should be sold in the city.
The milk men struck They boycotted
the city and nobody takes milk in hisn
since.
The milkman will find himself in sore
public disfavor If he doesn't watch out.
He is forming trusts to boost prices.
he insists at Lorain that he shall Sell
milk from INFESTED cows or that t1ae
town can go without, he demands the
right to put preservatives in milk and
thereby ruin our digestions and tan our
insides. The miKman, without polAi-
cal pull in particular is acting like John
D. Rockefeller or the food manufac-
tuners who mix benzoates with our
grub. He is taking himself too seri-
ously. He thinks too much of himself
And pride goeth before fall and a
hausaty spirit before destruction.
Lo, these many years the American
who doesn't keep q cow has looked
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-08-21
A FAMILIAR CONVERSATION.

He hadn't been out of school long.
He sat in a public place talking with
two or three other fellows of about
his own age. One OF the boys had TAX
en- job in a neighboring town at $45
a month. He thought it was pretty
guod i,ut the fhiTTsst. speaker showed him
different. "Not me-" he declared, mot
me, not any of that Tor mine, not
while the meals are on time at home.
Why, say" he continued, you're a
sucker It'll cost you $40 a month for
your board and room. You'll have your
laundry to pay for and a few other
things that will take five or ten dollars
a month What yu' got left? There's
nothin' to it. When come one offers
me hundred month I'm goin' to
work. I'm havin' a pretty good time
anyhow" And then the talk drifted
lower and consisted mainly OF II says
and "she says and 'she says and
SAY, did you see that ginny I was with
last evening" ETC., ETC., ad nauseum
The fellow who had the job looked as
tho he were a little ashamed of it, got
lup after a little and went away The
others lit pipes or cigarets and went
deeper into what he said and what she
said.
Now 1t doesn't matter where this
conversation occurred. Nearly every
one has heard one like 1t. It Away.