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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-29

It's pronounced cheer-up-e-dist. 1
he cures you.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-29
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.
December. 1908.

AOldi $3.50 Noof-' a
Average for December, 1905. .5126
Average for December, 1907 .3S19
Increase 1907
Personally appeared before me
this Jan. /. 1909, R. d. MacMillen,
business manager of The Sun, who
afirms that the above statement of
the circulation of The sun for the
month of December, 1908, is true to
the best of his knowledge and belief.
My commission expires January
10, 1912.
PETER PURYEAR,
Notary Public McCracken Co.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-29

Daily Thought.
'Some little prayer to do instead
OF say"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-01-29

PRAY come
Nth mo.
I need u
scitncss.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
NEW SHORT STORIES
The RuIInu Passion.

Or Charles Mccormick, the brilliant
Chicago physician. who says that the
man with the crouch cannot resist
disease like his more contented broth
er. referred again TO this assertion at "A
recent dinner
"The man with a Crouch said he
us gloomy and gloomineSs brings on
IN health, weakness, dyspepsia.
"a confirmed crouch can't be got rid
Of a grouchy man is governed by his
crouch. mi,er is governed by bis
meanuess, and when it comes to mis-
ers"
Or McCwmick laughed
"A little. louutpaIe miser of Peca-
tonicu." hp said "Was one evening OBJ
served G-hting with the town back
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
CHOICE MISCELLANY


You probably learned at school thnl
an atom was a particle Of matter 81,
minute as 10 admit Of no division, but
science has learned much silce then.
Sir j. j. Thomson, at the meeting ui
the British association delegates "a
Winnipeg. pointed out that the atom
is now known to be a comparative,
large and complex structure and thai
units Of negative electricity, called cor
puScles, have a volume compared witt
that Of an atom such as a speck %.
dust has compared with the volume OF
q large lecture hall.
These corpuscles are 10 be found H.
every atom Of every substance, and III,
energy they contain is so great that %
little over a grain Of hydrogen from
their presence has an amount Of en-
ergy greater than that developed by
the burning Of ten tons Of coal.
Sir Joseph remarked that If an ap
preclable fraction were at any time
TO get free the earth would explode
and become a gaseous nebula. Pear
sons Weekly.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
The Gamma In Law.

The comma Is very important item.
and if omitted the reading matter cuts
queer capers. AS an instance note
the following act Of the last leglsla-
ture Of Massachusetts,: "Wboeyer oper.
ates an automobile OF a motorcycle on
any public way or private way laid out
under the authority Of law recklessly
or while under the influence Of liquor.
or so MS to endanger the lives or safe
~ Of the public" etc. Evidently the
reckless motorist can go as he pleaseS
on highways which have not been
laid out under the influence Of llquor"
Legislators should not only mind their
ps and as, but the periods and com
mas.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
When Reed Would Shed Flood.

Major +. A. Kendall who was a
claSsmate Of the late Thomas b. Reed
aud fellow member Of the boat crew
Mt BowdoiD college. tells this hitherto
unpublished bonmot by that famous
wit:
Reed never forgave Senator Red6eld
Proctor for delivering the Vermont del.
egation to Mckinley at the national
convention in 1896 when the Ohio man
was nominated for president. All the
other New England states held out for
Reed, Hld be felt that except for Proc.
tor he might have had a chance for the
nomination.
Major Kendall met Reed IN New
York at the time Of the Spanish.Amer-
lean war, which the latter felt to be
one Of the great diplomatic mistakes
Of all time. They started to discuss
that topic.
ITS simply outrageous" declared
Reed. Our good American soldiers
slaughtered for the freedom Of Cuba
bah! ! wouldn't give one drop of
American blood for the whole island"-
be paused for a moment and then add
ed dryly unless 1t was the blood of
Senator Proctor"-Cleveland Leader.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09

7Decelt in advertising results in ruin.
It's like deceit In telephoning.
'Thus the other morning a daughter
said to her mother IN alarm:
why, what's the matter, mann
ma? You're as red as a tomnto, and
your eyes are more gittering than
when you had the fever
"1'm going straight downtown the
mother answered as she clapped a
bonnet on her head and jerked the
strings into a knot fiercely. ! just
called your flther up on the telephone
and heard h M yell at the boy to say
he wasn't In
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09

In Kansas an experiment in raising
cowpeas as a catchcrop between crops
Of wheat was made. As soon as the
wheat was off the stubbe was work
ed up and cowpeas seeded They
were turned under FOR the next wheat
crop. This plan increased the wheat
crop four and one-third bushels on an
average Of five years, Where no cow
peas were used the wheat yield stead
ily ran down.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
Ancestor Of the coIIsae Girl.

"The late William Bristol" said a
Rochester lawyer was one of the
founders Of the Republican party. Mr.
Bristol at lightweight was a mine Of
history.
"lle bad n keen sense Of bumor too.
Once asked him if he didn't marvel
at the changes brought about by mod
crn times-at the glorious college girl
for instance With her swimming and
jumping ana basketball and other ath.
letic attachments.
"Hc said that the athletic girl wasn't
Il novelty; she was rcnrudescence,
lie said that in bis youth when a
young fellow asked to marry farm.
er's daughter the farmer would pat
the brown cheek Of his broad shout.
dorod six foot girl and say gently:
"'ll aiu't everybody I'd trust my lit
lie wood violet 10. But thar. thar take
her Bil. Hut ye must take good Eeer
Of her. She's been raised kinder ten.
der Three acres q day, rccoIlol,. is aN
] ever asst my little birdie TO plow, and
am acre OF corn a day is AN she's used
10 hooiu'. She bin do light work, sich
ms diCgin' post holes and KILN hogs.
but she amt used 10 regular farm
work, ana YOU mustn't expect too
much of her. It's hard for her old pap
ny TO give his little sunshine up. Hen
have TO split his own wood and dig his
OVID taters now"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
THE LITTLE MlsER NEVER BUDGED.

smith, Though his nose was bleeding
and one eye was closed, the miser
fought determnedly, The hercuean
blacksmith planted blow on blow, but
the little miser never budged an inch
run, We fool" Kissed friend. Ye
stand no chance here. Run"
But the little miser, as he received
herolcally smashing left hook, an-
swered IN a low voice.
Run? Nix! I've got my foot on a
ten cent piece"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
A New Disease.

A lady once asked Zangwill to write
something In her little boys diary so
that be might always remember the
day when he first saw the famous
writer
Mr. Zangwill slowly turned over the
leaves Of the diary. reading here and
there such phrases as, Got a reward
of merit" Had a birthday party
"Tonslitis," and so forth.
Taking up pen, the author wrote
on the first blank page, December the
observation-disclosures Record
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09

A thoroughpin is distension Of the
synoyial or bursal sheath Of the ten.
don just above point Of hook Joint
Make solution Of two drains Of tan.
mic acid to pint Of water and battle
the part with this three times a day
Rural New Yorker.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09

When clover hay replaces timothy IN
the ration Of steers n greater amount
Of pork is produced.-American Agri.
culturist.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09

A classy looking letter head wins atten-
zion and puts the recipient into pleasant
frame Of mind for the letter underneath
We Print That Kind of Stationery.
We Are Ready to Print Yours.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-12-09
Ruin For His.

Sidney Coram. the well known ad.
7ertising export said at recent ban
quet Of advertising men in Sioux City:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

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ing rebates under indictment OF 1853
counts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
'; &C.; ::::;:. SPORTS e: ;;:::;:
Japanese Club
Wins Against
\C.L.C.

The japanese Athletic Club defeat.
cd the g. A. Cs. by score Of II to o.
Aala Park was crowded long before
the game started and great interest
was shown in the struggle
There was no scoring done in the
early part of the match. In the third
inning the c. A. C's. piled up three
runs and in the fourth repeated the
dose with the addition of one.
In the fifth the japanese woke up
and made no less than Ave runs. This
simply made the Nipponese frantic and
the roofing was tremendous. An all.
japanese team has never defeated an
all Chinese baseball club. and the
crowd loo ed on with suspended eyes.
Again the Japanese made one In the
sixth, and to cap II all scored 1--WE In
the seventh. This made the J. A. Cs.
total IL, and although the C. A. C.'s
made two more In both the seventh
and eighth, that was their final effort.
The new score board was a great
Improvement over the old style, and Is
placed where 1t can easily be attended
to. The official score of the game
was:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

Inc SeCOnu eleven soccer matCn De-
tween the Aliiolani A and Punahou
teams did not come of on Friday. It
will be played next Tuesday afternoon.
Ollie Shipman Of Shipman's ranch,
Hawaii. put up a good one on Beamer.
the Hilo motorcycle man, lately.
Beamer overlook Shipman on the
Volcano road and offered to bet drinks
he and his machine would beat the
horseman to Glenwood. Ollie took up
the beat, and as far as Nine Miles the
two kept together. Beamer, confident
OF winning easily, dropped into the
plantation store for a few minutes.
The Hilo train, arriving at Nine
Miles. at 3 p. m, was Just about due.
There was an empty box.car In tho
train.
Whilst Beamer was talking cycles
to the store men, Ollie prevailed on
the train crew to allow him to ride his
horse into the empty box car. II was
tight At, as the horn OF the saddle
Just cleared the door plate. Ollie,
however, did one of his cowboy stunts,
and boarded the limited.
Beamer In the meantime had started
up the road to oyertake Ollie, as he
thought. Not seeing him In the first
few miles, and not being able to get
any tidings Of Shipman along the
road, Beamer decided that he must he
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
Peterson viii
Box Before
Leaving

The news that George Peterson has
decided to stay In Honolulu till he has
another go with Sullivan under the
clean.break rule, is the best bit of in.
formation the local fight fans have had
for many a day.
II Is one of the best moves Peterson
has ever made, and will firmly estab.
lish him In the good graces Of the Ho.
nolulu sporting public.
Peterson was much criticized for his
talk about the fouling incident, but
that is all pau now, and the middle
weight may feel assured that every.
one admires his determination to stay
over and fight Sullivan. And real
good go II will be, too, and worth go.
ing miles to see.
The fight is fixed for the 18th OF
March and should prove conclusively
who Is the better man. Another thing
certain is that the fight will be devoid
Of hugging and tiresome clinches.
That in itself should make the scrap
most attractive.
Peterson Is working out at the Or.
pheum, and already is in good condi.
ton. He will need very little hard
work from this on to put him In per.
feet trim for the fight Of his life. Pc.
terson will have to make good this
time, and will do or die In the at.
tempt.
It should be a wonderfully good,
dashing fight from the tap of the
gong.
Sullivan knows that this next scrap
will not be like the other one couple
of weeks ago and he will change his
tactics accordingly. With that beau.
tiful straight left OF his he probably
will do much execution, whilst wait.
ing for an opportunity to administer
the coup dc grace with his trusty
right.
This all sounds well, but what will
Peterson be doing whilst Richard Is
endeavoring to pass the knockout
drops?
You can bet two-bts that George
| will let Dick know that there are
| 'hi'N iiN' men III INC inns, oht
OF them named Peterson at that.
Should Peterson manage to land
that lethal right of his on Honolulu's
idol-well, the pedestal will be shak
en-, to say the least Of II. George Ger.
tainly has right that lands like a
mule kick, but Sullivan probably
knows the antidote for the sleeppro
ducing draught.
Sullivan is training at his old quar-.
tiers at Fort Shafter, and has plenty
OF sparring partners to help him
along. frankie Smith is also work
Ing at the camp and he and Sullivan
have some lively bouts. II is well
worth trip out there to see the boys
at work.
1t Is too early yet to sum up and
try to pick the winner of the Sulli.
yan-Peterson match; In fact, from
present appearances It seems very
hard to say who will have the best of
II under the break.clean rule. How.
ever, more anon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
Motor Cycles
Compete
Today

There will be motorcycle races this
afternoon at Kapiolani Park. The
main event will be a match between
Herrick on an Indian and S. r. Berger
on a Reading Standard. The distance
is to be five miles and an exciting race
should eventuate.
The race will start at 3 O'CLOCK
sharp. In addition to the five-milc race
there Will be various other open
events, and attempts will be made to
lower all existing Hawaiian records.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
SPOUTS BY THE
SPORTING EDITOR
, . - . s. <~~~ .

The second eleven soccer match be
tween the Aliiolani A and Punahor
teams did not come OF on Friday. II
will be played next Tuesday afternoon
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
Atkinson Bal
League At
Work

,r, .,,
inc saiheS AT h'h'hsoh rark yes'er'
oay were wen attended ana the hrst'
between 'he Ala Moahas ana the Ne
Walos' was u very c'ose on the latter
team winning ny score OF three TO
TWO
III .he secohu game 'ne Marines de-
'oa.eu the i'an,W"'S' 10 z. Hines. a
new p,'cner' a'u sood WORK ana Tor
seven INNINGS held .ne i'ah'wais down
10 no runs ana no hits. IL was IN the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

Total-193f,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
Mat Artists tt
Take Hold
Again

Sailor Roberts has at last arranged
a match on the mat. A big Swedc
named Jurnell, who arrived here late
ly, has challenged the sailor, and a
bout will come of next month at the
Orpheum.
Roberts is a good man on the mat,
and the newcomer will have to be
fairly good to get fall out OF the
sailor
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22
PunahOu Beats
Shafter At
Bowls 4"

At the Hotel alleys the Punahou
bowlers defeated the Fort SKATER
boys by majority of 1928. the final to.
tails being 1859 to 1894. simms of the
Fort again bowled well, but could not
swing the victory towards his team,
although the soldiers put up a good
fight, all things considered.
There. will be a game tonight be
tween the Skaters and Honolulus
This match should be close one, each
team feeling confident Of being able
to put II all over the other.
The Official score was:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

% q
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

Two-base hits. Sing Chong, Asam 3,
Leong, Sakaino, Junichi; bases on
balls, on Aiona |, Apau s. Yamashiro
/; struck out, by Aiona 2, Apau 3. va,
mashiro 2; passed balls. Hidco 2; sac.
rifice hits. Sing Chong. Chi But, Asam,
Ako, Yamashiro. Time of game. 1
hour IS minutes; umpire, T.. Fernan.
dee; scorer, W. Tin Chong.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-02-22

DR., Gum testifies that death of Ed
ward Berwick, Jr.. was undoubtedly
due 10 natural causes.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-07
Park Trammell
Does Not Want Help
In Looking After The Legal Affairs
Of The State Of Florida And
Wants Il Recorded.

In the matter Of employing special
counsel by the Trustees Of the Internal
Improvement Fund in the Peters case
appealed 10 the United States Supreme
Court, Acknowledgement Park Tram
nell took the position at the time Il
was suggested that Mr.. Jennings Be
employed, that In view Of the fact that
he had become more OF less familiar
with the case, and as Blount & Blount
and Carter, OF Pensacola, were also IN
the case representing N. G. Wade, who
was q defendant with the Trustees, ne
was opposed 20 the employment Of any
special counsel. The AttOrney-G General
had the following spread upon the min
utes when It was suggested that q let
ter be written 70 Mr., Jennings asking
what his fee would be
Gin regard 10 the employment Of
special or additional counsel in the suit
of r. G.. Peters VS.. The Trustees Of the
Internal Improvement Fund, OF al,
which has been appealed 20 the United
States Supreme Court from the United
States District Court for the Northern
District Of Florida, nc Pensacola. At
tOrney- General Trammell stated that ha
did not think Il necessary TO employ
counsel in said appeal, and that he would
undertake to represent the Trustees Ia
the United States Supreme Court N
this case. ="
When che matter came up upon the
question Of employing Mr. Jennings,
according 10 his letter fixing the Zee at
81, 900, the AttOrney-General voted
against the employment and had hia
vote so recorded.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-07
Will b HOTHERs' DAE
The GoYsrnor Issuss PrOclamasioa 70
This EGset.

following proclamation has been
issued by Governor Gllehrist
State OF Florida, Executive Office, by
the GovernOr--a Proclamation.
The attention Of the people Of the
State Of Florida IL invited % the beau
tiful custom, inaugurated in many of
the other States, Of paying special trib-
ute on at least one day in the year to
the best friend Of sach and every one
OF us-Our mothers.
Therefore, /, Albert w. GiIehrist,
Governor Of the State of Florida, do
hereby designate and proclaim Sunday,
May 8, 1903, az mothers day, and rec
Ommend that It be observed as such in
all homes and churches by the people Of
this State. Mothers day should really
be every day in the year.
On this particular day il is recon-
mended that the custom observed In
other States be followed by each per-
son wearing Il white carnatiOn-''it0
Whlteness standing for purity, its form
for beauty, its fragrance for love, its
wide field for charity, and its lasting
quality for faithfulness-all being a
true mothers virtues"
Al NilObS PoAllVlo VI NlV nehNN III
which there are no carnations now in
bloom, It is recommended that the white
rose be used instead-the rose being
recognized as the queen Of
all flowers. II also possesses the char
of the carnatiOn.
IL is recommended that the various
churches arrange q suitable program
for mothers day, Sunday, May 8, 1909,
and that each person pay some suitable
special attention TO his mother, il abe
is living, and to her memory, il she 10
dead.
Done at Tallahassee, the Capital, this
LIST day of May, A. d 1909.
[sEAL.l ALBERT w. GILCHRIsT,
Governor Of the State Of Florida.
BY the Governor.
H. CLAY CRAWFORD,
Secretary Of State.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1909-05-07
Will PERRY GO DRYf
a Pr0hihltlOh Election is Called Ger
Oar ROi6hbeFiAG cOahsY.

Oar RSiGhbeFiAG cSaASY.
Perry, May 3. AT a recent meeting
Of representative citizens from all parts
Of the county, held at tho court hOuss.
Il was unanimously decided 70 call q
wet and dry election. and make ca ei-
fort 70 drive the saloons out Of Perry.
Petitions will be presented 70 The
board Of county commissioners &C their
regular meeting today calling Cor ~
election.
The signatures OF One-fOuFth the reg
istered voters is required 20 call q vet
aid dry election, and Ia this county Only
about $50 Il necessary. When thiS
petition u presented there Il nothing -
DO but call thel election, and & WilI
doubtless be held some time near the
middle Of July.
The dFys have strong hopes Of carry
ing the county, or at any rate carEYi1R
this precinct, which would have tho
sans eject 80 far 90 the saloons are
concerned. The vets however % not
sesm 20 be wired and confident pre-
dietio1s both ways are made by men
who are We posted on the sentiment ol
the people, The election viii probably
be very close and no one can forotaN
the result until the vote is cOunted.