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The San Francisco call., 1909-03-13
- - - FOR
- - -. RHEUMATISM

acid in the blood which
kidney action irregularities system which sometimes
rrtated
the blood and the circulation instead OF nouhng the different
continually the muscles tissues
and joints the irritating acid with which It is hd Rheu
OF blood
efectuy and
weak causing pain agony Throughout the
nourishing
vgor every body and relieving the suffering caused by this
purely blood the and
its forms. Rheumatism and
medical adv all who write
! THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.. ATLANTA, GA.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-13
VERY PUNK FIGHT
BY CANS AND
WHITE
More Like Boxing Instructor
Giving Lessons to His
Green Pupil
Especial Dispatch TO The Call
By Battling Nelson

(AEthor OF the Life. Battles aud Career of
the Hegeswisch Champion.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-13
Angels Shut Out

Los ANGELES. March 12.-Comis-
keys White SoK team here is playing
gilt edged ball and today defeated
the Los Angeles team. 6 10 O. Miller
and White Of Chicago were puzzles to
the local batsmen. while Chicago had
no difficulty in finding Koestner. Phil
lipps and Briswalter opportunely. The
White SoX played without an error.
The score.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15
Sense Common and Otherwise

ny ssCUB,, & ssTEDDY''
SSsSSsSsSS
BE KIND
A scornfnl look, rough command,
A blow with curses given,
Will sometimes cause a righteous man
To lose faith in even heaven.
A word of cheer, a pleasant smile,
A kindness now and then,
Will often turn hard criminals
Into just and honest men.
~
Cub says as the days grow longer
his time grows shorter-Ted adds
as Cubs time grows shorter his
whiskers grow longer.
**
A pickpocket gets his hand in
and the tramp gets his handout-
they both get their hands full SO
what's the difference.
~
When you get man down, step
on him and keep him down-ifyou
want to prevent him from becom-
ing all honorable and. respected
citizen.
When Ted was asked, "Why are
you IMP" he said: "To lie would be
sin. So when [ htell you, my
word don't doubt, I'm IN becauseI
can't get out
Ted-sI went down and saw the
dentist and he charged me seven
dollars for pulling one TOOTH
Cub-"He might have pulled
your tooth, but l am more inclined
to think that be pulled Jour leg"
~
Cub-"Say, Ted, did you hear
the latest?'
Ted No, what lie it?"
| Cub-"One of the carpenters
was reported for breaking a rule.
Cub-"Why does man coming
here for six months and another
going out On discharge resemble a
bali gamer
Ted-"I dunno, why?"
| Cub-"Because one is going to
make short stop and the other
home run"
| Cub-"I was in gambling
house once when the police entered
and arrested all but me-"
Ted-"What saved you?"
| Cub-"Im a Iocksmith."
| Ted-"How did that save you?'
| Cub-"I made a bolt for the
back door and got away
*x*
| Cub-"Do you believe in
dreams?".
Ted-"Certainly not Doyou!"
Cub-"You bet | do. Last
night l dreamed [ was out on
lake in a row boat when an earth
quake occurred, and when [ woke
up | saw the water jar; and there
must have been ice on it because
, | saw the pillow slip
*x*
Ted-"Every time l look at that
, head of yours it reminds me of a
summers night when the moon is
! shining
!, Cub-"Why?'
Ted-"Because it's SO light"
? Cub-"Smarty! But that head
. of yours is like hole in dough-
!. NUT
Ted-"How's that?"
i Cub-'.There's nothing in it.
: Now will you be good?'
r *x*
S Cub-"Why is it that they never
8 come up on our gallery with the
! apples?"
h Ted-"Apples! You must have
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15
SIDE LIGHTS * :: :5::
BY Avlso.

happy as clam at high tide is
supposelto be.
"Angllcus gives his fountain pen
an ink bath every time he attempts
to refill it, said a neighbor. All,
ha! That's where much of the ink
goes. No wonder some OF the lad
diebucks are complaining of all ink
famine.
The nun Der Of baseball cranks
around here will compare very
favorably with the usual average
elsewhere. And they are all anx-
ious to fan out-away out. Nearly
all are waiting to be put out and
quite number. would not. object
to being thrown out.
"I've got my trunk packed all
ready to leave,' said an timer,
"if the Board Of Control let's me
out" Suppose they disappoint
YOU" Gin that case,' he replied
sit will only take me second to
unpack it-as usual The trunk
referred to is a small! paste boarc
box having a lock attached. q
A local resident recently asker
Prof. Webb, the eminent bugolis1
to take q crack at his apartment
which he did. The next day the
local resident met the Professor
holding up the bottle and exhibit
ed it to him. "Whatcher go
there?" asked the Professor. "a
big bug in bottle" replied thu
local resident. After looking at i
for a minute or two Prof. Webb
exclaimed: "Boss, dat amt no bug
OATS a acknowledgements eros
| between a rattlesnake and DO;
constructor"
Emperor William Of German
recently visited Berlin theatre
going behind the scenes with
lighted cigar in his mouth. Th
stage manager espied him AM
shouted: "Put that cigar out
and get out" .''But I am the EN-
peror," meekly answered the Kai
ser. Il don't care if you are" re
piled the stage manager. "Why
we don't even allow the prima don
mas. to smoke behind the scenes.
"You are right" remarked tn
Emperor. Il who expect other
to obey the law must do so myself,
he replied. And he and the clga
were put out.
"The first time [ ever saw Pro
Webb" said Mistah Ford, "was j
, front of the Union station in 5
/. Louis, many years ago. | reca
the occurrence very often. Th
Professor wore an old flock co,
about sixteen sizes too large and
hat about four sizes too small
His dainty feet we're encased in
!. pair of boots, size IA. Under or
arm he carried an old fiddle. Vi
der the other one he dangled
faded meal sack containing Il
remainder of his earthly beIon
ings. But Prof. Webb has con
up in the world since then-far I
NORTH" continued Mistah For
It was sentence day in the Ne
burgh court. A man in the pr
oner's pen who had been sentence
to two years for larceny began
a cry softly. The big man next
n him who was going to serve sew
10 years for bigamy, said: "Aw, We
o cher sniffiin' about?" "Im, L
t. th-th- thinking about leaving m
my family. Lea-leaving my W
-" "Aw, cut it out! Look
)" me. [ amt cryin', am |? An
~, | - - tocx,;,, f,ro IF 'or1 - for
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15
Diamond Dust.
o~Ne~~NN~
BY r. L.

hunt from start to finish. Manager
Nc loskey is after the pennant for
keeps. McChesney was sold to
indianapolis and Jack Flynn to st.
Paul.
Manager Clymer OF the Senators
has purchased James OKourke
from the New York Americans and
released shortstop Raidy to Grand
Rapids. Geo. Upp has refused to
sign up.
Manager Charley Carr had a
hard Job fixing up his Indian
champs but seems to have sue
oeeded. Catcher Howard Wake
field has gone to Chicago to have
his arm fixed up.
/ Minor League Notes-Th g
American Association, Eastern and
Pacific Coast Leagues are now
known as the Big Minor Leagues
owing to their separate classihca-
ton, which is A. A.
Jimmy Burke, ex-manager OF
the Louisville club, has been sold
to Minneapolis. Hinie Pietz sue
oeeds him as skipper Of the Night
riders. Orville Woodruff and Ola
Neal have signed their contracts.
Sandow Mertes has signed up
with Minneapolis. Owner Mike
Cantillon has given Manager Col
! Inns full rein and he will content
himself by watching. the gate re-
ceipts. Tony Smith was turned
over to Springfield.
;! No Sunday ball in St. Paul this
t year. Back to the ping pong
league for the Saints. Manager
> Mike Kelly has been hard at it all
t winter and has rounded up good
8 team. Pretty hard to be handed
such package Of sour fruit by the
8 Capitol City fans at such a time.
a Washington Wallops-Pitcher
Gates and outfielder Edmonson
have been turned over to Mime
} apolis. Ollie Pickering is slated
for Milwaukee. Pitcher Witherup
is sick at his home in New Hope,
. Pa. Unglaub succeeds Bob Gan
u ley as team captain. Walter John
son is billed to pitch the opening
T. game against the New York Yam.
KEGS.
> The National teams trained al
.. the following cities: Chicago Cubs
:, at Shreveport, La, New York
Giants at Marlin Springs, Texas
Boston Doves at Augusta, Ga.
>, Pittsburg Pirates at Hot Springs
Ark, Cincinnati Reds at Atlanta
Ca, Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers al
Jacksonville, Fla, St. Louis Car
dinals at Little Rock, Ark, anc
l. Philadelphia Quakers at Southern
= Pines, n. G.
:, Yankee Yells-Geo. II. Stalling'
= has succeeded Norman Kid Elber
field as manager of the Yankees
= Geo. Moriarity has been sold t.
Detroit. Wld Conroy to Washing
ton, Billy Hogg to Louisville, Jo'
70 Doyle to Atlanta and Frank Della
: hanty to Indianapolis. Hal Chase
the peerless first baseman, has bee1
- reiustated and reported in goo'
condition. Happy Jack Chesbr
2 and Wee Willie Keller will agai
wear the Yankee brand.
4 Athletic Actions Manager Con
ME Mack took forty players to Me-
". Orleans this spring. Among til
ia. missing veterans are found Jimm
al Collins who will manage the Mir
to neapolis club and Ralph Sock
to Seybold who will play with Toled'
en- President Shibe says the Phillie
It. new ballyard will cost half mi
m lion and be the best in Americ
~. Catcher Ira Thomas has bee
r. Ennrchasnd from Detroit. The We
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

papers. Wild Bill Donovan is
wilder than ever. Perry goes to
the Three Il" League. Owen Bush
and O'Leary are having hot fight
over the short6eld berth. Germany
Schafer will be team captain this
year. Ty Cobb, the Georgia peach,
says the Tigers are going to land
the third flag.
Boston Bingles-Catcher Lou
Criger has been sold to st. Louis
and pitcher Cy Young to Cleveland.
The Nap owners paid $l2 10000
and two .corking good young
sters for the Grand Old Man. Out
fielder Hoey has been sold to st.
Paul while pitcher Wolters was
purchased from the same club.
Triss Speaker looks like a second
Ty Cobb. Harry Niles is having
trouble with his arm. Doc Ges-
sler will be team captain this year.
The Red Sox look strong on paper.
St. Louis Slants-Captain Bob
Wallace has reported. = Bobby
threatened to forsake the Browns
this spring. Catcher Spencer goes
to Boston as part payment for
catcher Criger. Sid Smith goes
back to Atlanta. Charley Jones
has been released 80 he could &C.
cept the management of the Dem
yer club. Paul Cobb has been re-
leased. His only resemblance to
his famous brother Ty being his
name. Rube Waddell has been on
the water wagon for one whole
year. No flowers please. Howell
and Dineen are in fine condition
so reports say.
Cleveland Cheer-The Forest
City bugs are in a very hopeful
| state. The veterans, Bill Bradley
and Elmer Flick are in oldtime
form. Terry Turner's arm has.re-
turned to it's useless state. In the
early training Terry's arm looked
good but it lasted quick. Perring
looks good but he is not in Turn.
er's class as shortstop. Harry
Bay goes back to Nashville. Sui.
|livan, Clark and Goode will light
/ it out for the remaining outfield
/ position. Charley Prui,t goes te
New Orleans. The Maps have
been in the big show twenty.eigh
years and have never won flag
| Tornado Jake Weimer has beer
reinstated by the National Com
mission and so has Elmer Strlck
lett who jumped from Brooklyn tt
the California outlaws last year
Up to date neither has reported
to their respective clubs. Weimel
belongs to New York and Strick
lett to Brooklyn. Big Dan Brouth
ers will act as player scout for The
Giants in place of Al Maui. Will
the assistance Of the editor ane
various sources of information thu
writer will try to keep the loca
fans in touch with the baseball
world from week to week. | d.
not profess to be another Rel
Milford Jr. or Jack Phelan bu
I will do the best | can.
, Chicago Chatter-Mexico Cit,
: in 1907, Los Angeles in 1908 ant
a Special de Luxe to Frisco il
1909. The White Sox are tn
; Candy Kids when it comes to trav
I cling. Frank Isbell is the onl
! member of the sox who was wit
Comiskey at St. Paul in the nine
a ties. Olmstead, Fiene and Welda
will be returned to the minors
|Zieder secured from the Coas
League looks like find. Tennan
drafted from the Three "T' Leagu
9 has been turned over to Erisc'
y Catcher Ose Schreck goes to Co
!. umbus while catcher Buck Weave
: poes to Wichita. In spite of h:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

Superintendent Williams says
the Sunshine Society got lis
original start in his office.
Tim says it gives him much Joy
to learn that his Thespian partner
the bugologist kings climb
ing along.
Spring fashions in this vicinity
will show no material change from
regular styles says the resident
tailor, Mr.. Nelson.
Cub and Teddy have been re
moyed-to the back page where
their conyersaz!ones will not I'M
pinge upon loca! news.
"Goiug visiting this summer?
one Teller asked another. Yes,
little. I expect to make a few
visits to the Board Of Control, he
replied.
1.-THE Missouri state penitentiary
has given up bathing the inmates
read laddiebuck. ''One more form
of n,nishment abolished" he NUT.
tered. 49,
A fellah possessing a discolored
optic was asked what allied HIM.
con, nothing much he replied.
"Just decorating bit for Decora-
ton Day"
10 10, the Happy Face, said the
other day: IF some OF these gal
Iery men don't work better I'll
have to put 'em out of the Happy
Face Club"
DR.. Stebbins' assistant says the
new night nurse-the Old tall
tobacco MANS a welcome add
ton to his "stawtf." This is, not
''chawH' eyther.
The author of Kilograms an
nounces he will return to the fold
very shortly. Some Of the country
papers will be as much pleased to
learn this as anyone.
Said the eolored chef: ''Ah am
somewhat of humorist All dare
say, but shipping off the end OF
nv finger was no joke-and to me
sub, it seemed anything bat funny
yessuh.'
Mr.. c., at the hospital is not
only very clever at repairing clocks
but he is also an expert at mend
ing eyeglasses-but not broker
lenses. He is veritable Handy
Andy.
One Of the printers has lost two
cams since he has been here
"Wonder if that fellow thinks In
running a cap store or Lost ant
Found department" said Captain
Whelan.
"When [ was kid they callet
me Red 'Bricktop,' 'Sorreltop
.Beets,' Carrots but to my wifi
I have always been an auburn
haired baby boy" said the golden
haired plumber.
Davy says: "I'm feeling yer
languid these balmy spring days
[ shore never was born to work.
ought to be at Carlsbad or at Pall
Beach with 81 10000 automobil
and chaffeur.'
Prof. Powers Is developing into
very good white and black pc
and ink artist-while his assocla
of the mild blue eyes is buildlr
airships and air castles. mo pen
up Utica confines their powers. >
"lasked to have my cell changed
ILL., &C. f, M liz
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

Said the colored chef: "Ah am
somewhat of humorist All dare
say, but shipping off the end OF
nv finger was no joke-and to me,
sub, it seemed anything bat funny,
yessuh.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

DR.. Stebbins' assistant says the
new night nurse-the Old tall
tobacco man-is a welcome add
ton to his "stawtf." This is. not
"chawtf" eyther.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

The author of Heliograms an
nonnces he will return to the fold
very shortly. Some Of the country
papers will be as much pleased to
learn this as anyone.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

Mr.. c., at the hospital is not
only very clever at repairing clocks
but he is also an expert at mend
ing eyeglasses-but not broken
lenses. He is veritable Handy
ANDY.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

10 10, the Happy Face, said the
other day: IF some Of these gal
Iery men don't work better Ill
have to put 'em out Of the Happy
Face Club"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-04-15

A fellah possessing dlscolored
optic was asked what allied HIM.
con, nothing much" he replied
"Just decorating a bit for Decora-
ton Day"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-11-15
IOWA FALLS LOSES.
Denied Privilege Of State Champion
ship Honors BY Saturdays Defeat.

Denied Privilege Of State champion.
ship Honors BY Saturdays Defeat.
Special to mes-Republcan.
Iowa Falls, Nov. 5.-"Eight to Moth
ing tells the story of the defeat of the
iowa Falls high school football team.
saturday afternoon, by the famous Ida
Grove squad. On a water,soaked and
soggy field, the two teams battled
hercely for supremacy, and in the first
nall the visitors found a weak spot in
the Iowa Falls line and by repeated
sfa1a SHE'S, (which Iowa Falls seemed UNI
able to Withstand, scored touchdown.
and kicked goal. Later on in the first
half Ida Grove scored a safety. making
the total score of eight. In the second
half neither side scored. Owing to the
lad condition of the field, both teams
contented themselves with line-smas,l-
ing and punting, open work plays being
lprecluded
While denied the privilege. nv this
ldefeat' OF challenging East Des Mones
high. the Iowa Fails team is proud of
holding the championship of northern
Iowa, altho state championship hon
ors they would have sought had they
been able to defeat Ida Grove and thus
been in a position to challenge the Des
Moines high school champions. The
Iowa Falls team will play Cedar Falls
there on Thanksgiving day
Results of College Games.
AT Providence-Brown ~, University
| of Vermont 0.
AT shington-University of vir-
ginia 81, Georgetown 0.
AT delphia-Michiga 10, Penn
sylvania g.
At ambridge-Harvard 10, Dart
mouth 0.
At New Haven--Yale II, Princeton
At Tarkio-Tarkio College 2, Arni1y
College 0.
At acknowledgements 80, Knox
AT Lansing-Michiga Agricultural
College 0, Marquette o.
At South Bend-Notre Dame 4s
Miami University o.
| At Fayette-Purdue University "a
Polytechnic Institute 3.
At Decatur-Millikin 5, Wesleyan O.
| At Observation-Disclosures 10, Univer-
sity Of Tennessee 0.
| At Raleigh-Agricultu and Me-
chanical College 5, U. S. S. Franklin
At Newport News-University of
North Carolina s. Washington and Lee
o..
At Lexington-virginia Military In
stitute 81, Randolph Macon College g.
At Dubuque-German Pyn Semin-
airy "a, De Kalb Normal 6.
At Madison Minnesota "a, Wiscon-
sin 6.
At chicago-1llinois So Northwest
ern 0.
AT st. Oklahoma II, st. Louis
University 5.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-11-15
SURPRISES
)
STATE UNIVERSITIES VICTORY
OVER AMEs DEctsivE AND
UNEXPECTED.
DRAKE is ouIcLAssED.
BY MISSOURI UNIVERSITY
Iowa Falls Loses Its Claims to State
Championship Thru Its Defeat by Ida
Grove-Results in College and High
School Contests on tho eridiron-
Other Iowa News.

Iowa City, Nov 15.-Iowa 1e. Ames O
Iowa playing magnificantly all the
time, with the dare devilshness for
which the teams second halves have
been noted during the current season
defeated Ames by the above score be-
lore record breaking throhg of s.
poo people, the greatest crowd ever as.
sembled on Iowa field. The first hall
was 10 to O.
1t was superb contest marked nv
whirlwand attacks; splendid braces
and fiery flashes of nearly every
kind of football play-end runs, of q
limited number, but beautifully spect.
acuiar type; forward passes, tina,
Drought the spectators to their feet
shouting with mad enthusiasm; timely
onside kicks; and line ,smashes thai
tore. opposing lines to pieces.
In the first half Iowa carried the
pail ll6 yards on straight football
ana ten yards on forward passes
twice.
Ames carried it but Twenty-Five,
yards on straight football and failed
totally on the forward pass. lowe
made her first down twelve times;
and Ames, none, in that half.
1t developed Saturday evening tina
captain Gross of the Iowa team hat
played the greater part of the game
with broken collar, bone. His injury
tno serlons, permits hin. to rest easily
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-11-15
HAwkEYEs GREATLY ELATED.
Flushed With Saturdays Victory The
Are Confident of WalIopina Kansas.

NtS S0"HoeHe OF WdiIopln9 Kansas.
Special to Times Republican
Iowa City, Nov. 15.-"If the men
come around into condition this week
we will give Kansas a good battle"
said Coach John G. Griffith of the Iowa
football team. After the wonderful
showing of the Hawkeyes Saturday,
when they defeated Ames by three
touchdowns. a duplication of Mime
sofas performance the students are
enthusiastic over the chances for sue
cess against the Jayhawkers.
That Iowa has at last come into her
own is the universal belief among the
Iowa athletic followers. Whether the
eleven with its newly found strength
can wallop the Kansas team at Law
renee is question. but the wise ones
are predicting a surprise for next Sat-
urday.
The main difficulty on the road to
victory is a serious injury to Captain
| Gross, the powerful right tackle whose
great offensive and defensive play has
marked him as promising candidate
for all western tackle this season. Gross
has torn ligament and carries his arm
in sling. At best he can not practice
this week and hence will not be in the
best condition possible next Saturday
II am going to play" said the Hawk
eye leader yesterday. TT is my last
game, you know, and you can count
me in at the finish"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-11-15
THE wisNER FORTUNE.

Miss Lois Wisner Becomes Of Age This
Fall and Possessor of Quarter Million.
Special to Times Republican.
Iowa Falls, Nov. 15.--The announce
ment that Miss Lois Wisner. OF Eldora,
who becomes of age this fall and who
comes into the possession of $25O,000
in her own right on attaining her ma
jority, has given Dr. II. w. ENEMY, Il
friend of the family. power of attorney
without bonds to settle with her guar
dams, j. d. Newcomer and l.. w. Har-
ris is received with interest in thus
county. Miss Wlsner comes into fort
une by virtue of the Inheritance of the
Wisner fortunes. Lyman +. Wisner,
one of the county's pioneers, amassed a
fortune during his lifetime and. since
his DEATH the monies and estates have
been handled by guardians of the two
minor grandchildren, Miss Lois Wis
ner and Gilman Wisner. and the estate
has grown appreciably during the past
twenty years and now represents one
of the largest estates in Iowa. The
son and grandson who is still a minor.
comes into his own rights In couple
of years when he attains his majority.
He is now a student at Shattuck Acad-
envy, at Faribaut. Mimi
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1909-11-15

AT lumbia-Missouri %. Drake 6.
AT Iowa City-Iowa 16, Ames o.
At Des Moines-MOrningside IL, Des
Mcines College 90.
AT Mount vernon-cornen tseconds)
II, Coe 0.
At Grinnell-Grinnell 0. State Teach
ers "a
At Salt Lake city-university of
Utah As. Agricultural College of Mon
tana o.
AT Enthusiastically Of Oregon
%, University OF Idaho 6.
At Corvallis-Oregon Agricultural
College 0, University of Washington 10
Aubuquerque-Univ of Mexico
%, New Mexico Military Institute 2.
AT Observation-Disclosures Agricultural
College 9, Oklahoma Agricultural Col
lege 0.
At Colorado Springs-state Univer.
sity 9, Colorado college 0.