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Arizona republican., 1909-02-22

cident seemed very pleasin' to tn aujeence an made me avenin more enjoyable thin it might we been otherwise.
 Nawthin' is more comfortable thin a modhren play house, excipt, p'raps tn upper berth in a sleepin' car. They are too luxurious. Tn people iv this generation are pampered. Why shud tn managers iv tn theay- tres be called on to place tn rows iv seats so near together that even a small man can rest his knees on tn back iv a frind in front iv him Why shud they be so luxyourously arranged that all ye have to do is to leave ye'er seat to start a speak in acquaintance with ivrybody in tn same row. I hadn't been in tn house two minyits befurs there wasn't wan iv me neighbors who hadn't spoken to me if it was no more thin to say: Get off me feet, But I'm what Hogan calls a silburite, 1 guess, an I revelled in tn luxury. I cud hardly believe it was thrue, me settin' there in a graceful atti- tude like a jack-knife. an dhrinkin' in tn air that two thousand other people had used. Countin' tn numb CT iv pleasure lovers that had a cold in their head, watchin' tn gloomy Dutchman in tn band comin' out iv tn hole undher tn stage, wondhrin' how tn leadin lady cud see hersilf in a lookin' glass made iv tin, how pieces iv pa-aper cud make tn orphan shiver, an why she had to warrum her hands on a roarin' fire iv red electhric globes in tn fireplace. 1 cud see where tn lawn in front iv tn dukes palace was sewed up with white thread an I wondered why they hadn't hung tn storm at sea on a clothes line an bate tn dust out iv it befure they put it on. Thin I read tn program an found out that a green Prince Albert coat with yellow facing an pants iv blue crepe du Chayne, is tasty wear fir tn ulthry smart this winter. I didn't dare to go out be- tween tn acts, an pass through tn afflicted disthrict but tn monotony was broke be sivral survivors mak- in me feet a part iv tn downward path to Rum Tn play? I didn't pay much attintion to that. I got tn plot firm what tn servant girl said while dustin off tn furniture in tn first act an I knew how it wud come out. Hogan was in mortal terror that tn villain wud marry tn heeroyine but me an tn hired girl knew he was marrid already. It's great play said Hogan whin we come out It is, says I. didn't see ye laugh at the jokes says he I cannot says I, be hilarious in tn presence iv' suffering says l. What dye mean? says he, I was loollin' at tn mimbers iv tn orchesthry,' says I.
 Are ye in favor iv reformin tn Morality iv tn stage?" asked Mir. Hennessy.
 Dye take me fir a billboard? ?' said MT. Dooley. Besides, Hinnissy, 'tis a misdemeanor in this state to interfere with tn polls in tn pursoot iv their jooty"
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22

cal men prominent in the profession in 1 Phoenix. We have several cases in California who were cured two years ago, and in sound health today. This certainly proves beyond doubt that Bright's Disease can be cured.
 Our remedies cure stomach trouble, no matter how long standing, and also we have people in Phoenix who have tried every known remedy and medi- cal treatment, and only obtained tenn porary relief, who have been cured by our remedies.
 Sufferer, call and investigate.
 Now comes Liver Trouble. Our rem edy, Bi-LO-Zone, which we term the worlds greatest liver tonic, cures Liver Trouble and Constipation. Bi-Lo Zone puts the liver into action and cleanses all the glands of the body, removing all the morbid products, leaving a per , manent cure of this stubborn disease. OUR REMEDIES CURE CATARRH.
 This disease is a Iothsome and very common one and hard to cure. But readily succumbs by the use of our remedies. Cases of 20 years standing, people living in Phoenix, have been entirely cured by our remedies. Do not suffer; our remedies will cure you
 This disease reaches every organ of the body. Many sufferers, suffering with his dread monster, are pronounce ed tubercular, when they are only suf- ferlng with a bad case Of catarrh.
 Our remedies cure old sores that will not heal, and in a short time. Waste no time in giving them a trial. Re- suits are sure. We make these state ments boldly for our claims are made after II years experience and based upon the results obtained by the peo- pie cured.
 Sick and discouraged of Phoenix call and learn of our Dr. Alton what these remedies will do for YOU.
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Arizona republican., 1909-02-22
DR. A|TON AND THE VITA NUEV0 MINERAL
 SPRINGS CO. BEFORE THE PUBLIC

Dr. Alton, who. after deep research, has made and is making many wonder ful discoveries in the way of remedies in connection with the Vita-Neuvo Mineral Springs Company's springs, is being brought before the public, through the many marvellous cures of diseases that are considered incurable and been pronounced so by the medical profession at large Among these is rheumatism, which several local phy sicians, under oath at a gathering of several of the prominent physicians of Phoenix, testified that rheumatism could not be cured. It could be re- lieved by medical treatment, but could not be permanently cured, especially astheitis deformans. Now we produce, cured by our remedies, several people in Phoenix, with this dread disease cured; one especially, who was so far advanced he was wheeled in an invalid chair several months before taking our remedies.
 Read the sworn testimonial of Mir John Kearney, one of Arizonas promi- nent mining men. It speaks for itself Surely this testimonial can not be doubted:
 Phoenix, AriZ., Dec. r, 1908. Vita Neuvo Mineral Go. and Bi-Lo-
 Zone Co, Phoenix:
 To Whom It May Concern: I wish to state that I have been a sufferer from rheumatism for three years. The pain in my arm has caused me much suffering, and interfered with my work I have taken treatment with several physicians, with only temporary relief As soon as I stopped taking their med icine the trouble came back. The medicine given me injured my stomach so that I was running down in general health. I read your advertisement in one of the Phoenix papers and com menced taking your remedies and min eral baths, being the mineral water and Bi-LO-Zone internally. This is all the medicine used. find that my stomach improved so 1 can eat any thing I desire and my general health has been built up. The pain in my arm has gone, and I can say that believe myself about well I also state that recommend your remedies to any rheumatic sufferer, for rapidity of cure and its benefits to the general health.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22
FOR SALE.

80 acres joining townsite of Glendale at only S125 per acre if sold before Tuesday This is greatest snap in val ley. See us at once before too late. VALLEY REALTY COMPANY,
 34 West Adams.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22

"Our glasses fit" We carry Invisi ble Bifocal, Toric and all other Ienses and frames manufactured. Swigert Bros, r E. Adams. Phone Red 2641
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22
By F. P. Dunne.


 Copyright, 1909, by H. H. Mcclure
 Company
 Tt seems to me-" said MT. Dooley, its time these here attacks on Art shud be stopped"
 What's tn matther?" asked MT. Hennessy.
 We'll said MT. DOoley, "a lot iv narrow minded people who have no idee iv Art at all are maxim an attack cp tn modhern stage. They say it Is immoral, an has a bad effect on tn youth iv tn land an ought to be reformed. An why, I asII. ye? Simply because iv tn in Unrest in Art an fr no other reason. tn theatrical managers iv' tn cOun- thry are eliminating clothing as in artistic, an are attimpting to re- prodooce life as it exists in parts iv tn wurruld well-knOwn to tn polls fr tn binifit iv humanity.
 Its a disgrace to our civilization to have what a leading Mind in tn theatrical syndicate has called bone headed purist interferin' with tn progress iv Culture. I don't know how it all started. But, faith, I don't know how anything started in this gloryOus counthry iv ours. As Ho- gan says, ye dislOdge a pebble, an it rolls down hill and becomes a hurricane at tn bottom. An so it is with. a moral wave. Somewan woes to tn theaytre an sees an actor lady on tn stage dhressed fir sleep if she hadn't frgotten some thing an tn first thing ye know tn second lady firm tn left end iv tn first row iv tn chorus is arrested fr not wearin' enough roocheing around her neck. Sthrange to say hoth sides admit that tn theaytre is an idjacational institution. I niver thought iv it that way. I always supposed that people wint to tn theaytre because they had no com fortable homes to go to or to frgit that tn dishes weren't washed or to laugh or cry or have a good spell iv coughing where it wud atthract attintion. But it seems I was wrong Tn theaytre is intinded to be more
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22

Dr. Emmons fits and furnishes glas- ses, 36S N. 4th avenue.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22
THE PALACE

Saloon, Pool and Billiards. Budweiser on draught- Old Crow, Mayfield and Guckenhelmer Rye Whistles sold over the bar.
 JOHN p. BODET. Prop.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22

I made this statement without pay or promise of any, and do it gladly, for others benefit and my appreciation of the benefits I have received. Yours very truly,
 JOHN KEARNEY Subscribed and sworn to before me, a Notary Public in and for the County of MaricOpa, Territory of Arizona, this 17th day of December, A. D. 1908.
 w. H. TEASLEY, (SeaD Notary Public. My commission expires December Is, 1911.
Arizona republican., 1909-02-22

We have many cases of rheumatism cured by our remedies that do not care to have their names in print
 Our offices are filled daily with peo- pie with all kinds of chronic diseases, seeking renewed health, who hear from the lips of those who are being brought back to round health through the use of the remedies. Among them is Miss Mabel Castleman, whose testimonial we herewith publish.
 Miss Mabel Castleman's Testimonial. To Whom It May Concern:
 I gladly give my testimonial for the benefits I have received by the use of your remedies known as Vita Neuvo Mineral Springs Mineral Water and Liver Tonic, Bi-Lo-Zone.
 I have been a sufferer from catarrh for 15 years. have been treated by many physicians( from which I re ceived only temporary relief.
 have been using your remedies for about four weeks, and from the first few days I began to improve. My ap- petite was poor and 1 was in a run down condition. My weight before commencing taking the remedies was 105 pounds. now weigh IF pounds. My appetite is much improved and general condition better than it has been in 15 years. and feel I am almost well. I certainly endorse your reme- dies to anyone suffering like myself.
 MABLE CASTLEMAN.
 OUR REMEDIES CURE THE FOL- LOWING DIEASES:
 Bright's Disease.-This disease is one Of the incurable .naladies.
 We produce, under oath, people in Phoenix who have been cured by our remedies, before an assembly of medi-
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
BIG LEAGUE TEAMS
CLASH HERE TODAY
Proceeds of Saturdays Game Go
to Catcher Jack Bliss, Who
Was Injured
WHAT THEY OFFER

If the weather clears this morning
the All Nationals and Athletics will
meet here this afternoon at Recrea-
tion park. The teams were to have
played in Sacramento yesterday and in
Stockton the day before. but the wet
weather interfered with their plans.
Three more games are on the card
for this city. Besides this afternoon s
contest, the big leaguers are also sched-
uled to meet Saturday and Sunday
afternoons. The customary Sunday
morning game at Oakland has been
called off because of the poor condi-
tion of the transbay grounds. If the
weather permits, the teams will give
an exhibition in San Jose tomorrow
afternoon.
They will say farewell Monday morn
Ing to the fans of San Francisco and
start on their homeward Journey They
play at Santa Barbara, San Bernardino
Los Angeles, Ventura and other CALI
tney VIII make transforming trip
through Arizona and Texas and wind
up their season at New Orleans about
Christmas day.
The proceeds of Saturdays game in
this city will be turned over to Catcher
Jack Bliss of the Nationals, who broke
his ankle in last Mondays game at
stockton. This injury probably will
keep the unfortunate player out of the
game all next season. His teammates,
realizing that he will be in need, got
together and decided to give him a
benefit.
The local management has kindly do
mated the use of the grounds and all
the concessions for Saturday. The
friends of the popular catcher will get
together to boost the good cause along.
and 1t is expected that a large sum will
be realized. Bliss is a graduate of the
University of California and gained his
baseball spurs on the blue and gold
nine.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
Dugdale Gives McCredie
Teams of League

PORTLAND, Ore. Dec. As the re-
suit of conference Tuesday between
Judge W. W. McCredie, owner of the
Portland teams in both Pacific Coast
baseball leagues and the Northwestern
baseball league, and ID. F. Dugdale,
manager of the Seattle team in the
northwestern league, Judge McCredie
viii renew his application TO the Pacific
Coast league for permission to put a
northwestern league team in Portland
in 1910.
Dugdale made known to Judge Nc
Credie terms which Dugdale declared
would be satisfactory to the Pacific
Coast league. These embody a stipula-
tion that the Northwestern league
would not include the census of Port
land in the application of this league
for higher classification at the hands
of the National Association of Profess
sional Baseball Leagues next year.
Dugdale declared he had received as
surances from Frank NJ. Ish and Ed
ward Walters of the San Francisco
club that such an application would be
given prompt consideration
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
Youths Directory to Get
Football Proceeds

The football game for the champion
ship of the Academic Athletic lea que
between the Alameda and Polytechnic
high schools has been postponed from
next Saturday till week from next
Saturday. The proceeds of the big game
will go to swell the fund that Father
Crowley has been gathering for the
benefit of the Youths Directory
These important changes were de-
cided upon last night at a meeting of
the directors of the Academic league.
The game will be played at the new
Preside athletic grounds. Baker and
Beach streets. and promises to be one
of the important amateur athletic con-
tests of the year The teams have met
twice this season and each game re-
suited in a tie. Each has been in hard
training for the decisive game.
William Reid, the oldtime Harvard
coach and player, will referee. Lieuten-
William Middleton umpire.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02

contestants saw fit.
While the sporting public had COM
monty agreed that this is to be the
greatest fight in the history of the
prize ring it was not believed that a
promoter would bid more than $4,000
and would then claim a third of the
moving picture revenue incidentally
it is conservatively estimated that. if
the fight runs 20 or 25 rounds on a
clear day. the moving pictures, If dis
PLAYED throughout the world, will be
worth at least $500, 900.
Both Jeffries and Johnson appeared
in ring at the Madison Square garden
tonight in what will probably be their
last similar display before the public
prior to the fight. But, contrary to eX-
pectations, the garden was not well
filled.
Johnson came on first and spared
with a white opponent in a mild man
ner. Jefries came on one and half
hours later and went five snappy
rounds with Sam Berger the fastest
work he has done in public since he
started training for the fight. The
crowd sized Jeffries up a S being in good
condition and showing good form, but
his old nose trouble bothered him con-
Sidera blN
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
WILL PLAY BALL IN CUBy

CHICAGO, Dec. Chicago will be
invaded tomorrow by a small army Of
major league ball players, who win
gather here before starting on the trip
70 Cuba. Those expected to report
cans; Simon, Miller and Hiatt of Pitts
burg, Merkle of New York, Mcmillan
of BROOKLYN. Archer of Chicago, Magee
Rucker and Howard Camnftz prob
ably will be picked up on the way
south. Mordecai Brown and Herman
Schaefer, who also may be taken, are
here.
Artie Hoffman yesterday signed up
with the expedition and will Join the
squad in Cuba. Hank O'Day will be
taken along TO umpire all the games.
The team is due to leave here tomor-
row night or Friday morning.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
OPENING JUAR[z
MEETING SUCCESS
PinkOIa Takes Chihuahua Hand,
leap, Coming Up From Rear
in the Stretch

JCAREZ, Mex, Dec 1.-The inaug-
Ural meeting Of the jockey club at
Juarez began today under the most ia
Norable conditions, and q crowd OF 5000
cheered Pinkola when he won the Chi
hUahua handicap, al mile and an
eighth from a good field.
Society from El Paso and the in
terror of Mexico was present The
families of Governor Creel and Alberto
Terrazas occupied boxes. while Mayor
sweeney Of FL Paso and family also
were spectators. The day was ideal
An attractive card was presented.
The track was slow, but the manage
ment viii remedy IL by oiling and
rolling The field for the Chihuahua
handicap was reduced, The Thistle and
Orbicular, two early faTorites. declin-
ing the issue. leaving five 10 start.
Mea dow was backed TO the exclusion of
10 > to TO 10. Pocataligo broke first
and led for q while, when Meadow took
The lead and was two lengths in front
on the upper turn. In the stretch
Pinkola. which had been trailing the
field. moved up fast. and. catching the
leaders, won by two lengths.
Eight books cut in today and will be
increased on the next drawing.
FIRST DAYS RESULTS
The results today follow:
First race, five and half furlongs- Enfield.
,Creeryl u TO 3. second: Right Bssy. 100 Wi
SOM. > TO ]. third. Time. :09 3-5. DIR. Waldo
briggs MarchnfOnt. Succeed. Little Usage. Han
nan Louise finished named.
second race, selling. year olds five and a
balf furlongs-Jim Brady. 9S tPickensl, . TO /,
81 on: Rustem. IO4 (Creery). 3 TO l. second; Dave
Montgomery. 10 donovan. 3 TO 1. third Time,
- 70. kiddy Lee. Dixie Gem, Judita Page.
Master Clarence. Good Intent. finished named.
Third race. selling, six furlongs-Acquis. 100
tCioose) j. 70 J. won: Firebali, 105 tRamsey) 4.
3 10 2 second: DR.. DOwnie. % fWilsonl- Il to
third. Time, l.l9 2-5. Gull Congo Star This
tic Holiaw. Bredkin. Cottyto. Deuce, Nolverton.
finished named.
Fourth race. the Chihuahua handicap. mile and
IN eighth-Pinkola- lI2 lRicel. > 10 /. won;
Charlie Hsrgrave. - iMcCaheyl, to ], second;
Meadow. Jos tLowel. Z 10 10. third Time.
200 - The Thorn, POcotaligo, finished as
nsmed.
Fiffh race. Eve furlongs-La Dextra. 110
fFisherl. 5 10 ;, won ST. Dunstan. % NC
Caheyl. IS 70 ;. second: Short order. lo4 Ken
rndrl to /. third. Time 05 2-5 Caleiman,
Lady Psnchta. Gopdols. finished named.
Sixth race. one mile, selIing-Jeanetfe NJ, 105
tRamseyl. 10 ]. won: Howard Pearson. 9J
Wilson, 3 TO !. second: Lighthouse. - fMc-
Csheyl 8 10 /. third. Time, 1913 Giles. Bar
leftc. Moilie BObn. finished named.
Entries for December follow:
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
Talent Has Another Good
Day At Tampa Races

TAMPA Fla, Dec. 1.-The talent
had another good day today Oroo-
noolxa rewarded the PLAYERS, and. de-
spite the unusually heavy play. the lay
erS have a debit The feature OF the
afternoon was the exciting finish in
the third, when Bronte beat Miss Pal
ladin by an eyebrow Summary:
First race six furOngs- Flashing even. wons
Icarian. 6 TO I. second; Captain GlOre. to :,
third. Time. 20.
Second race selling. fr1rlOngs-Oserine
To =. won: Hans. IL to 20. second: OrlAO. 10
1. third. Time. 81 3-5.
Third race. selling. I'VE furlongs-BrOnte. . TO
l. won: Miss Palladin. 81 to L. second: ZeOla,
to L. third Time. Lee 4-5.
Fourth race. selling. i've furlOngs-Warden-
IL 10 10. won. Autumn Girl III to ., second-
Judge Dundon. 10 to L. third Time. :o6-
Fifth race. selling six furlOngs-Grenada
to l. won; EscutcheOn. 10 ;. second, AdmOn-
itor. to l. third Time. 1 10
Sixth race mile and an eighth-OrOOnOoka,
TO L. won: Vanon ;. second; Naterlake, Is
To 3 third Time. 2:03 1J-
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
Alameda Athletic Club Has
An Attractive Card

ALAMEDA. Dec. Flight fans are
promised a card by the Alameda ath-
setic club Friday night that viii cause
ti,em all the thrills they could desire.
rWO main events. scheduled for 10
rounds each, are on the program, to-
gethef with three preliminaries. The
ough Kid Scaler and frankie Burns
are TO supply one Of the 10 round events
ard Percy Cove and Tom Gary are TO
.gnish the other.
Cary has been a training mate for
"a Wolgast and is in fine fettle. He
IS onldent Of lowering the colors of
ave Burns has been getting himself
inia condition at CockreHs in Emery
ollie and his friends say that Kid
sicaier viii have 10 show class to win
- The preliminsries Tony Earl meets
p. Ruiz. Bob Evans hooks UP with
.fr-L3y Kane and Willie Jordan and
Roughhouse Lester try conclusions.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
THoRouGHnREDs SOLD

LEXINGTON, Ky, Dec. 1-Spirited
bidding and higher prices than were
paid yesterday were features OF the sec
horses. The 155 horses sold brought
an average of almost $26S head, an
aggregate of $41.510.
The highest price was for a chestnut
colt by Connard- Eonice, which went to
e. r. Bradley of Lexington for $500.
]. L. McGinnis of New York paid
S1,600 for chestnut colt by Connard-
Bonifle, and E. r. Bradley paid s1,100
for a chestnut filly by Connard- Bertha
A Mexican chestnut gelding, s years
old, consigned by w. r. Adams. went
to Milton Young of Lexington for 81, 500.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
DEMAREsT DEFEATS CLINE

NEW YORK, Dec. 1.-The first game
of the triple tie between Demarest.
Cline and Sutton in the international
professional 1872 balkline billiard
championship was won tonight at Mad
ison Square garden by Calvin Denlarest
of Chicago from Harry P. Cline of
Philadelphia by score of 500 to 3SS.
The winners highest run was los.
while Cline reached 102. Score:
Demarest-0 81 2 ? 13 29 108 1s
50 II 50 IS $500; average 25:
high runs, 10S. 50 IS
Cline-5 ? 9 26 . rs s A 16 / 2
high runs. 1O2 rs a.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
Switchboard Tournament
In Second Round

The first round of the Switchboard
tournament was completed last night
at Tom Corbett's and the players will
The games resulted as follows; SIat-
terry beat Magilligan, 21-6. 21-lO; Prich-
ard beat Pagan. PILL, 2l-12; Sweeney
beat p. Murphy. 21-14, Pill: Cohen
beat Joe Murphy, -2l-l5. 21-I4: Rovd
beat Ahearn. Pill, 21-10; Lee Nolan
beat Gallinger, 21-19. 21-O
The games for tonight are as follows:
seaman vs.. Carney, Dohrmann VS..
Rockwitz. Slattery VS. Prichard SWeen-
ey VS.. Cohen. Boyd VS.. Nolan.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
CAPTURES ENoRMoUs nay

AVALON, Catalina Island, Dec. L.
A dlspatch received here yesterday
from former Congressman C.. G. Conn OF
Elkhart, Ind, states that he had can
tured monster ray, weighing 2.650
pounds. He is now cruising around
ray measured is feet in length and %
feet in width. Through the thios< est
part of its body it was two feet nine
inches. II was harpooned from a small
rowboat and the fight lasted nearly
four hours.
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
WIN AT BASKET HALL

The Swastika basket ball team OF the
Central Y NJ. G. A. defeated the crack
Pirate team last Saturday evening he
fore large crowd of rooters from
both teams. The final score was 1910
The winners lined UP as follows: Day
forward: Kemp, forward: Farrar. cen
ter: Bradford. guard; Rogers, guard
I30-l40 pound team on the coast and
have given notice that challenges nas
be made to A. Kemp of 1858 Bush street
The San Francisco call., 1909-12-02
HANDBALL RESULTS

The handball games at the Olympic
club last night resulted as follows.
First class-Hampton beat James. 81
{. 21-l9. Second class-Martin beat P.
ray. 2l-l5. 2l-lZ; Wegener beat Clough.
beat Shortall, 21-1O, 2I-l1. Fourth
class-G. Ivancovitch beat Atkinson.
21-5. 21-9. -
The following games will be PLAYED
this evening: Fourth cIass-Dewson ,r
Us: Garbarino, Breen VS.. B. Ivancovitch,
third class-Cosgriff VS.. Aqueirro. Russ
vs. Repp Ss