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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

A week from tomorrow is LABOR
day with a capital 49, said bright
young teacher, as she thought OF re-
turning to the schoolroom. Learn to
labor and to wait" may have done IN
the time when it was written, put
Learn to Labor, not to watt is more
applicable to this day and generation
for he who waits is hopelessly lost in
the shuttle.
But for the party of which l want to
tell it struck me as very good thing
The hostess is young matron, VINO
is long in the knowledge OF the So
called fine arts, but she is wofully
lacking in the knowledge OF what l
call the finer art"-viz., domestic
science. Having been recently mar
ried and being DESTROYS OF doing
for Jack" Just as mother used to,
only with modern approved methods,
she has asked six older housekeepers
to come to luncheon on Labor day
and the invitations stipulate that each
one must be prepared to tell and, per-
haps, illustrate, some practical way
| OF performing SOulc AOuooAoAu u"S'
The hostess is going to provide Gun
ming little notebooks and pencils IL
which will be written these discover
les. The table favors are all to bf
symbols of labor in miniature-tln!
brooms, dustpans, tubs, etc.-and tn
favors are to be the cutest OF sweep
ing caps and the most approved mod
els of aprons, under which "llttl
wife" may safely wear a much-pe
frilled frock with perfect safety. In
m .nu is to be made up from the rec
pc book prepared by special friends,
so the hostess confided to me she tel
sure of results and would not have t
try them on Jack" first. q wonde
if he realizes his fortunate escapeD
/ limited broadly to be hidden to tn
feast, but the hostess with charmln
: candor replied: mo, Nine. Curtse.
this is to be really and truly a plat
affair, without any furbelows, an
cannot be classed in your Novel El
t tertainment.' It's too serious" Neve
, theless, am hoping the readers Wi
) appreciate the novelty of the idea, ii
T 1 think it is going to be mighty goo
r luncheon.
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Interesting. After her solitary dinner
she did her hair more carefully, loos-
ening it about her face, and then
she tried the effect of bit OF white
lace on the collar of her dark dress
But she would not have owned to the
daring hope that she might see him
again. But he came that afternoon.
in the face of all wondering Westport,
He sat in Agnes little parlor, and
Othello-like, told her of strange lands
and adventures.
you've been everywhere" she said,
breathlessly. "How wonderful 1t must
be to have really lived like that"
Its lonesome fun travelling alone
he said, looking straight at her. I'LL
never start out again without com
pany."
She was angry at the hot flush that
came over her face. She assured her
self that she was not so silly as tt
think a man like that could mean her
When he arose to go it was so late
in the afternoon that with hal
startled hospitality she begged him tt
stay for tea. He agreed promptly
and with the facile ease of a maj
at home anywhere he came into TIN
kitchen to help her. "A fellow cal
sort of cheat himself into thinking
he's got home sometimes" he toll
her.
Yes it was absurdly easy, as Hal
told himself. There was nothing t
do but plan out the campaign, an
take the successive steps. The pre-
posal came the second week, and tn
marriage was set for the week afte
that. She had protested feebly a
such unheard-of haste, but he swel
all resistance away when he said
-I've been waiting for you all m
life, and now that I've found you
don't mean to wait any longer"
She took a day to think 1t owe
and then, as he had foreseen. she to-
him yes. Il thought We ought to hay
waited" she said. folding her hant
nervously, because you ought
have chance to think it over. T.
not like the kind of people you mu
know"
you're the kind want" he I
terrupted. and for the first time n
courtsbip speech rang true. He III
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

we'll suited to Jap SILK lhree
of
trimmings OF CORDS ana put
tucked to match
wide yard lace dozen
/ cord ,ouiod
The nnon
(which entirely OF pleceIace
''~"e' "'NN 'NN '' N'
o1hva lace inches wide ~ ,,o,vo
shoulder, each side OF center
lawn muslin embroidery continues to
1on embroidery edged
" silk onments are sewn
OF tucks ana set to
h oderyju
90 hon'" 'S '"'"
inches vide
the bolero would De both smart and
same nlalerla as cress "aue
u'N, is inches VIDE
bodice that maze up ny green
trimming rouha al
holes; the tap OF eh'o1oiue'' "" ~ ~ - ~
three SILK Hssel
!
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body a Mass Of Raw, Bleeding,
Torturng Humor Hoped Death
Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cuticura.

"Words cannot describe the terrible
eczema I suffered with. It broke out
ON my head and kept spreading until
it covered my whole body.
was almost a solid mass of sores from
head to foot. I looked more like
piece Of raw beef than human be-
Ing. The pain and agony endured
seemed more than could bear. Blood
and pus oozed from the great sore on
my scalp, from under my finger nails.
and nearly all over my body. MY
ears were SO crusted and swollen
was afraid they would break on.
Every hair in my head fell out.
could not sit down. for my clothes
would stick to the raw and bleeding
desh, making me cry out from the
pain. My family doctor did all he
could, but I got worse and worse. MY
condition was awful. did not think
I could live, and wanted death to
come and end my frightful sufferings.
I'm this condition my mother-in-law
begged me to try the Cuticura Rem
edies. l said would, but had no hope
of recovery. But oh, what blessed re-
lief I experienced after applying Cuti-
cura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding
and itching flesh and brought me the
first real sleep I had had in weeks. 1t
was as grateful as ice to a burning
tongue. I would bathe with warm
water and Cuticura Soap, then apply
the Ointment freely. also took Cuti'
cura Resolvent for the blood. In a
short time the sores stopped running
the flesh began to heal, and I knew
was to get we'll again. Then the hail
on my head began to grow, and in
short time I was completely cured
wish l could tell everybody who has
eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. VIM
Hunt, 1876 Thomas St., Newark, N. j.
Sept %, 1908"
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp. Sole Props. bostea
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

The alert individual looked from
the two men just ahead of him to the
small plain woman walking down the
village street.
Eyes, that's her, Agnes Alderson.
the village squire was saying.
"All right" said the city lawyer.
''I'll be back in about month. There
are some little details to be looked
up. It will be time enough to tell
her then"
Then they separated, and the alert
individual mentally shook hands with
himself. "1've lit on my feet this
time" he said. "That forlorn little
person is an heiress, and she Is not TO
know it for a month. That means
that l have a month to work in. Ii
I can't make good in that time
don't deserve it. Let me see.
reckon church would be the best
place to begin an acquaintance IN
this case. To-morrow's Sunday
Good"
At the Sunday morning service
Agnes Anderson looked up to see 8
good looking stranger entering the
pew where she sat alone. For the
neighborly sharing of her hymn bool
he thanked her with look that Sc
her heart beating faster. He walked
out of the church with her, and well
you can't refuse to answer when
stranger in your house of worship
asks questions. SO he walked dow
the street with Agnes, and when h
said good-by with hat in hand at he
gate she turned to enter the cottag
with pink cheeks and bright eyes
She wasn't such a very old male
They wouldn't have called her so a
all tn the city. But in the old vi
lage, life had passed her by. Her sc
was married and settled down, an
she was one of the leftovers. 1t wa
years since man had looked at ne
as if she could by any possibility .
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
Davsey Mayme's Social Plan.

Daysey Mayme Appleton will en-
tertain out-of-town company for the
next two weeks, and has issued the
following cards and sent them to her
friends: 81 will have two girl guests
from out of town for the next two
weeks. What are you willing to do
for them? gave -- (blank
filled out by dinner, dance, party, tea,
luncheon, etc. when you had com
pany." "Unless they come up to the
scratch" said Daysey Mayme. as she
licked the stamps, 81 shall have to an
nounce to my guests that am in
mourning, and can't do anything fol
them beyond taking them for walks
and to prayer meeting. "-ktchisor
| Globe.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
For Pre.Nuptiai luncheons.

The slipper bell, rose, heart, true
lovers knot and circle (ring) are all
appropriate symbols for place CARDS
at a bride-elect's luncheon or dinner
party. They may be easily made at
home. First cut the design out OF
paper until it is satisfactory, then use
as a pattern on heavy dull paper or
cardboard that comes for just such
purposes.
A very slight knowledge OF water
colors will serve to decorate then
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
Suspicious.

GLOW did you lose your position II
the manipulating the races?"
"Nope."
"Strong drink
.Never drank drop In my life"
"Poker, maybe?"
Don't know one cara from an
other"
"Well, come. out with it."
"The president caught me eating 81
Mate of Florida strawberries with my
lunch the other day and called in the
bank examiner"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
Fitted for the Job.

The general consulted the topo-
graphical chart. "You understand,
colonel" he said, "that this charge on
the enemys fertilization necessitates
the most reckless disregard for hui
man ife?" II understand, general,
the colonel replied. "The forlorn hope
that leads the movement will be COM
posed exclusively of amateur chauf'
fcurs."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
Feed for Lambs.

Young lambs are here and are still
coming. The ewes will need some
kind of feed that will make them
give milk. Feed a variety Of nitro
geuoue foods.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
A. the Five O'clock Tea.

A popular combination much served
instead of iced tea at five o'clock is
Crane Juice and ginger ale mixed. Use
about a third of the latter. Ii white
grape Juice instead of purple is chosen
the drink is better yet. Serve with
glasses half filled with cracked ice.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
A Tree Shower.

A hostess with a large lawn de-
vised this original and pretty shower
for a summer bride-elect. She had
the lawn gayly decorated with IAN
terms and rugs spread in coy spots
surrounded by shrubbery with camp
chairs and little tables where tea was
served.
The guests were asked to bring ar
ticles for miscellaneous" shower.
After they arrived there was short
musical program of love songs. Inc
packages were tied to beautiful
evergreen, a real little Christmas
tree. It certainly was a loaded tree,
for the hostess had added lot OF tin
things like cooky cutters, graters, etc.
that sparkled in a most bewltchlng
manner.
Each parcel was accompanied by a
rhyme or sentiment, which was read
aloud. The bride-elect was handed a
pair of scissors and clipped the rib
bons, opening each parcel as she took
it down. This with serving OF refresh
ments furnished entertainment fol-
time specified on the invitations, from
three to five Every one was de
lighted with the novelty and pro
nounced the affair charming sue
cess.
MADAME MERRI.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

manger made of 2x4 with rounded
corners. Place this 2x4 little above
the manager with holes bored for pens
in either end. A loop may be USED
over the 2x4 or ring may be used to
slide between the pens to be fastened
ON the outside of either.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

Wise is the man who closes his face
before he says too much.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

When a woman gets really sick she
begins to wonder if she will look good
in a halo,
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
HANDY FASTENER IN STALLS
One That Is Adjustable and Facilitates
Changing Horse from One
Side to Other.

TO quickly change the fastening or
horse to either side of the stall have
the top piece of the rear edge OF the
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

Our mistakes Of yesterday are re-
sponsible for our worries OF today.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

Time will tell-unless the gossips
beat it under the wire.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces IN
asmmation alays pain. cures wind coliu CSC bottle.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25

Life's Unequal Combat.
You, river, are contendlng Win
the ocean.--Latin.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
THE FINEST FABRIC

Is coarse compared with the lining of the bowels
When irritated we have pains, diarrhea cramps
Whatever the cause take Painkiller GERRY DaVls)
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-08-25
| For the Hostess
Chat on Topics Of Many KINDS, by
Reeogpszed Authority

with orange blossoms, forget-me-nots,
heads of pretty girls with coronets OF
tiny roses and the bride with hlmy
veil.
Entire figure place cards are e1'
fective with a standard to hold them
upright at each plate. At one dinner
for a bridal party the place CARDS
were little photographs OF the bride
and groom in frames of gilt with mats
made from the bridal gown.
A coterie of college girls had these
UNIQUE souvenirs, which also served
as place cards. Books were made OF
white satin, with the words "Our We'd
ding Cards" done in gold. They were
to preserve the wedding cards OF the
girls as they came out, and there were
spaces for newspaper clippings de-
scriptive of the event; also places Tor
few written notes.
l think photographs of the bride and
groom should be added to make this
record complete. The name OF eacn
girl was done in gold on the outside
| cover. and thus it made the place card
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-12-08
Needed the Knife.

Speaking OF table etiquette. General
Il. Burd Grubb told story about n
man who WAS justified in eating pic
with II knife. Smith was standing In
n hotel lobby one day, according to
the general. talking to Jones. when the
conversation turned TO n dinner that
had been given at the home OF mu-
tual acquaintance named Brown,
You should have seen Barton" re-
marked Jones. referring to one OF the
guests. Il thought he had better Ia
bic manners. When his pie WIS served
he actually ate 1t with his knife
Il don't blame him for that was
the startling reply OF Smith,
'Yon don't blame him. repeated
Jones in ainazeneut.
NO smillngiy Joined Smith. II have
enten pie al Brown's myself. and II Is n
wonder TO me that Barton didn't take
an ax ."-philadelphia Telegraph
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Tho Woman With tho Transfer,

With u transfer ticket punched to
expire at Y O'Clock m elderly woman
got on II car.
Il can't take this. lady," said the
conductor. You see. it's marked for
II. but now It's ten minutes OF 2 The
tickets been dead tor nearly two
hours"
Well" was the womnD's reply. II
took the first car | could get after
leaving the bank had to wait to
have my interest figured up
IF II took em two hours to figure
the Interest on my money wouldn't
argue about u transfer. Id pay my
fare or ride In an auto" said the con
ductOr
ihe woman made no retort, but
iished n uickei out Of hei hand bag and
gave 1t to the conductor. New York
l.ress
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A DREAM STORY.
The Jeweled Ring a Woman Saw Twice
In Her Sleep.

In Her Sleep.
In November. 1873. awoke one
morning fully impressed with thu idea
TINT | was receiving as II gift an un-
usually large gypsy ring set With n sin
gle sapphire with n brilliant on each
side. The dream, was n pleasant one
TO the fennle mind. and | soon fell
asleep again. but only 10 awake with II
still stronger impression that the jewel
WIS actually III my hands. SO curious
were my sensations that on my maid
entering my room nj \ O'Clock | told
her of the two dreams. most minuteiy
describing the ring. and also asked
my husband To bear witness TO the
statement should anything follow to
confirm the dream.
Two hours later the postman arrived,
and 81 great were my excitement and
establishment NJ seeing II small. neatly
done up packet evidently n ring casei
that | dared scarcely open il and decld.
cd to ask my maid to do SO. Before
breaking the seal asked her TO repeat
the description Of the ring that had
previously given her. and then the lit
tie packet was opened. and the joyful
exclamation followed. why. my lady,
here II Is" The ring was sent TO me
by a friend in memory of his wife.
who had died some months before. but
| Ind absolutely no Idea that should
be the recipient of any souvenir OF
hnr n 4 hap tsi ita
ring In question. -London Spectator
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ALASKA.
A Land OF Great Resources and OF
Amazing Distances.

A Land OF Great Resources and OF
Amazing Distances.
Alaska on somc near tomorrow Is
expected by an official Of the upited
States geographical survey 10 have Il
half million increase in population.
The metal and coal mining industries
should each support at least 100000,
and If IL third of the land classed as
arabic is now available for farming 1t
will furnish 10000 honesleads. sup
porting over tuotNW
The tourist who travels to Glacier
Bay. the capital of juneau. and the
picturesque Sitka must not suppose he
has seen Alaska.
He could skirt another 5000 miles of
coast line To Cordeya. Naldes and
Seward. and then. writes IL correspond
ent OF the san Francisco Chronicle. IL
he would see Alaska his journey is only
well begun.
For the gold fields OF Fairbanks
those OF Nome would be as distant as
New York Is from Chicago.
1t would be IA still greater distance
10 the seal rookcries OF the Pribilof
islands and the great tundras of the
north. with their herds OF wild rein
deer and their lonely Eskimo Igloos.
while to reach the westernmost Aleu-
,ian island would require journey
half as long MS TINT from New York
10 Sts,ttle.
Should the tourist retrace his steps
to Skagway. cross the " bite pass and
follow the mighty Yukon for 1000
miles TO Rering sea his knowledge OF
Alaska. while much enlarged. would
still be incompietc
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Mrs Viewed How does the break
fast suit YOU. darling: Newed-It's
Just right. sweetheart 1t may be
rather plrbeian, but inst the same I'm
0wfuiy fond OF calf's liver. Mrs
Newed- So am !. dearest Don't you
think 1t would pay us to keep n calfr
Then we could have calf's liver every
morning for breakfast-c Chicago News.
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knew Her Minutes.

Bridget-Will yez have your dinner
now. s0rr. or walt for the mlss1s
Head OF the House Where Is your
mistress. Bridget: Bridget-Tbere's
an auction beyant the corner. sorr an
she said she'd stop there for minnlt
Head OF the House Have dinner now.
Bridget. New York Sun.
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A Failure.

Wigg-As the first night OF Scrib-
bIer's new play / understand there
was a big house. Wagg-ies. but
most Ut the audience left early to
avoid the rush. Philadelphia Record.
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OLD WORLD ARMIES
Drafting Methods by Which Their
Strength Is Maintained.
TRICKS OF THE CONSCRIPTS.
All Manner of Dodges Are Adopted by
the Eligible Young Men TO Avoid the
Enforced Military Service That Is So
Hateful to Them.

. -. :. =,
"o -"s'o'e o'"s wen ~ fNso'a ."s
en'oreeo mtiitary service mat Us 90
Hatefui to Them
we beor , good ac.l ahout co,scrin.
lion In, fe,v nonnIo tno, WIN, :, ~
tnal,v menns In No country Ia averv
person who 10 ,hle IN eyht drofted
into tho army All males who arc lin.
hia To sarv. nnd.,roo j.. ,,h,e,eai evan
,n,tion resnl,in. In onl, . cart,in
n,,her be,,,e n,ssoa nc NJ for s.r,.,ce
No yovernn,er, b,s sntVci.n, funds
=, ,,,f, tho whnIo ~ ,hoso ,,on into
tho rog,l,r army On se,nc,,o, &c
n,ado ~, hat,ot ~. ,,,,,hor of mon an
ro,,.d y.rv,,r ,cc,rd,nr 70 rho funds
&, tho hind. os IN, ,utbnr,,;as
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10 raens.ar;,,. ,or, ,r;,,,,,, ;,5..d md
will not ,o,,,,,r. ,,,;,,, ,h,, ,,,a 10 ,,ot-
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m"'p ''""'' '"''''' "''so"""'e io' nv
NV N'' Nv.
"ei "''" "'c "'So eAe"'p. !" '"ey
nav "''p''ss o'i'""'"'s 'n"' ."o
on's S''' vi WIN" VI VI o'N"o'u
ih'"ei, the n'''e' eh'eholy "'so "he'ou-
ing tue Only non oi II iather VINO u
above seventy years OF age. lhen tue
eiuest OF lathiiy OF otphaus IN ex-
ehp'. ana III the case OF TWO sons only
one IL iihbie there beiils various other
exemptions.
The term served by the cohscript Is
one OF twenty-five years. three years
heins spent III the regular army, six
ana ahe-half III the army reserve. SIX
III Tue terril"ral army ana the re-
mining hlite ana half years IN Inc
territorial reserve. all liability 10 serv-
ice eehsihE III forty-hee.
The serfite Is frequently SO hated
thu I all manner of methods are adopt
Ell ID order 10 AVOID IL. IN miny
cases substitutes are provided by the
wcs lthy, though there are stringent
regulations with regard TO the pro-
vision of the substitutes
In most European countries military
mniingering In order To avoid c0nipui-
soFy military service has reached the
stage OF nne arr. In mel. forfhida-
Bile iisi or new crimes has been ADDED
10 the STATUTES as result, nnd med1cal
men frequently have to su1er FOR their
assistance In this particular KIM or
fraud,
Ihus some time ago NUMBER OF
Cologne doctors were arrested upon
charge OF having administered piils TO
young conscripts. These pills consist
ed OF drugs which produced the symp-
toms OF heart disease SO eHeciiveiy as
thorlties, WIN the result that Tue con
scripls were declared uln' Tor service
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Society can and does execute its own
mandates. and II II ISSUES wrong man
dates instead Of right or any man.
dates at all In things With which 1t
ought not to meddle 1t practices a So
ciai tyranny more formidable than
many kinds Of political oppression.
since. though not usually upheld by
such extreme penalties. II leaves few
or means OF escape. penetrating much
more deeply into the details OF life
and enslaving the soul itself.--JOhn
Stuart Mill
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Charlie came to the doctors Office In
state of great excitement and said:
please. doctor. come right straight
Down TO see Freddy. Mother says
he's wreaihed In agony - Delineator
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Tho torpedo leaves the gun at rate
Of 40 knots on hour.


my head aches awfully." she sigh
ed. III you weren't here I'd take my
hair of and rest it,
WHAT" he cried.
Il mean down. she corrected.-N
York Press
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skv HIGH.

Howpll-Our servant kindled the fire
with Kerosene the other morning.
Powell Did you reprimand her. How
ell You bet she got blowing up
New York Press.
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Ready, as a Rule.

"Woman,. observed the epigram-
matte boarder. lis a puzzle without an
answer"
Huh" snorted old Grumpley. II
never saw a woman without one yet"
Boston transcript