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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
NTE.NO HOTEI.-Cc

NUENO HOTEL.-Con to-
das las comodidades propias
del mejor establccimiento de
csll clase, han instalado los
csposos Morgan un magnifico
hotel en- la parada 10 en- San
bIrro. HOTEL NAvA. Seryicio
c,merado, habitaciOnes frcs-
cas- Y vcntilatIas en- los tres
pisos del cdifioio, V vistas
al mar. brisas continues
Y suma atenci6n para los hucs-
pcdes LENA este hotel una YER
dadera necesidad. Para fami-
liaS hay comodos locales. En-
sltio centrico dc Santurce dis
pone de facilidad en- las comu-
nlcaciones con La ciudad.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
GANGA

{ Sc vends por mitad de pre-
clio 6 325.O0) un Auto-piano
en- perfecto estado. Luto en- la
familia es la causa de SUI ve.lta.
Sc daran informes en- esta Ad-
ministraci6n.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
ROMAN PEARLS

No importa la edad que usted ten
ga, las RO MAN PEARLS lie reiuvc-
neceran, la restauraran la vitalidad Y
eli vigor, aim cuando ests vieio. Mi
les de ancianos dcbcn SUI hienestar i
les ROMAN PEARLS, una GAIA cs
todo 10 que So necesita, Sc envia al
rccihirsc $500. con 10 cuaI Sc res
tahlrceri por complete. se enva cr
un cnvoliorio sencillo Sc garantiza
Ia turacidn, y en- caso ocntrario, Sc
dcvuelve Il dincro
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
tsiheil: Chemical conpant 3lKssl l25ih
ST. hes YORK Department a.

Eldinero debcri remitirse por giro
solrc Nueva York q por express : en-
.iros posiales en- Grtas ceriiticaias
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02

Entire los compradores de
relojes a plazos en- la joyerla
de F. Kehrhahn y &C Sc ofre-
ue reloj "Waltham" semanal-
mente. La Ultima semana
obtuvo uno IA socia Srta.
M. Gonzalez, de Santurce.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
IADlCAQQR GENERAL-.

coNsEJ0s a Las LS AADkEsLE!e AAD. .ss.nn,s stsr.os g g
4 - H1IS stap q q periodic do tA dstenot6a- Pho
sss s:d1e 4 SsssasnS a, PsssSs;s sS;s. :
S.En9 1Ps nv vtyc sieS5s i,.s F. =. muX Hc, ssr,,
- 6e0ss Is tunosoo da satomnso sgMa 70,
6sl1ncA e nsam c9sdto oonnce" para a.! y a "a
g ok1 anA Tepeess mue6o eSdado en- pedE q
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
.H0MBRES De BILES
Falta de Vigor

La ptrdida de Ia -
memoria, el encogi- ~
miento de los 6rga- WM "a
nos la debilidad fish NV
ca, las pesadillas, son o.,s. So.., a, a..
ell resultado por el
exceso en- les plsceres Juveniles
Los males que causa fsto, son gra-
yes y de oonsecuencias, pues termi-
nan en- locura, paralisis y epilepsia-
81 aIguno de estos males lie afectan
4 usted, no aguarde Il que SC hagau
incurable:, sino que pida Iumeiiata,
mente una botella de
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1909-07-02
Habitacion y mirador

San Jose No. 3 Sc alquila una l..-
bitaci6n al balloon Y una en- el mira
dor.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-07-22

6n1 cue 0duler iino baieIbf 3srii6rt
ueroen. Sn Damiso Duroen Oier PER-
ionsn aetDo!et uno "a perlebt.
ssii Der rnififtten grDoin3 Nubaorob
bat Elm au priiaellfrafe peruriheilier
5olbat eines gtraibataillons ben Die
AufiiAt bel Der Grecntion fiibrenoen
@apiidn RaualarosiD tlnb bann i,h
felft erlioden. anBerDen sluei Soloaten,
Die ibn feiieln mollten. Derwunoet.
Der periiihe gdab muBis flieben
|uno in Der guiIiihsn Geianotidalt
GhnB iuhen. Mn ieiner STEELE tpuroe
Der Gronrrin5 Sultan Mhmeo Wir3a
gum Oerriher erllanni unb tpdhrsno
ieiner Winoeridbriateit N3ao III Mult.
oas aberhaupt Der Gnjar. camille. gum
3s9enter beliimmt. 1ieier gntihlub
wurDe iofort benz Parliament mitge-
tbeilt uno BON elmer acknowledgement
Waloritdt 9utgeheiBen.
Wdbreno Die ruiIiihen 9ruppen in
geriien Dorriifei. bat bic ruiliihe Bot-
idaft III Roniantinnpel cine ibarfs
Note an Die Yiorte aeihidt. in mslher
Die Nufmertiamteit Der tiirtiihen Be-
b6rotn auf bas 0orriiden tiirtifher
Sruppen in perlilhes 8ebist n6roli1
BON nrumiab aelentt unb ibre iOiortiae
3uriidberufun9 Derlarst niro. Gen.
RuHen if ieit ben Nieoerlasen i'll Der
Wanoihurei Der Gamm mieoer oe=
idmolen uno lie f1einen aeIonnen.
perIien au perihliu9en, obne ben Na1.
barn einen Yilen oauon 5u g6nnen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-07-22

Ruranlalt e5h6nsd Ot Hedenriee be.
|asbsn. no fie bts 3ll itIssr D6lliarn
Wieoerherhelung berbleiben ipiro. Sn
5h0ned peosntt ISABELLA 4dter aud]
itre Iiteravii6e 9bdtiateii Dieoer auf.
3uuebmen.
Sn ct. Siben (5t. @allen) III
Besirtsarst uno Ganitdisrath Dr.
Maller einem eslblaaanfall erlsgen.
Sn Bern 1T Der l4idhrige MooIpb
guillenmier. 6Dbn bss Bereiiers. bsim
5urnen an. einem Der3ihlaq qelforben.
Nuf beln Deimmeae bonn Seloe id1lna
bel elmer @trabsnbiegung Der Waaess
oes Wiribes Walisr bDn Qobpil UNI.
Walter unb leine ssrau erlitten le.
bensaefdbrlihe Weriebunaen. sSn See
Ieenstorf ,purDe Derr 3noOlf G6ni9.
Wirtb gum .Greus". 3u @rabe ae-
#traaen. gr III blob AZ Sabre alt ae.
tDDroen. Sn St. @allen lit alt.
Qanoammann unb Chef. Mebatteur
0errmann 5eifert bonn ,Gf. Caller
5aab!att~ 68 Sabre alt asaorben. Sn
4nrau itarb am 80. SUM- im 80. 4e-
bensjabr 9it-Stabtioriier GaDer Msi.
iel, eine poltstbiimlide, alagsmein be-.
iiebie perI6nlidteit.
Sn 2auterbrumen eebs man Der
Dffenen nno perItsften get.eisi, nit Der
Sourliien IN oft bslditisa wernen,
eneraiih ;u 2elbe, liloem sie Srts=
poli3eibeh6roe Elm iharfes gerbot ere
lailen Bat.
Mus Nnlerifa lanaen fetsfort Wsl-
oungen ein bon GROCER SiBe, Der in
Rem Oort Meniben unb Sbiere erlie=
gen. Sei uns onssaen III Die Mitte=
rung tiihl uno reunsriid unS burd=
ans nidt iblnmerlid. Sn Mitiel=
EUROPA big tpsit binunter nash Dem
5tioen fommt man felt mebrern Mo=
den aus Ndiie uno 5riibulra niht
mebr beraus. 9ie iblimme Witte-
rnna madt fid namentlid) in Hnlern
geralaaen in abnormer Weiie fiihlbar !;
10 lanae Die meteoroloaiihe Gtation
aui Dem Sdntiseipfel eriltiert. mar
fein Snflimonat 10 lonnenarm Die Der
oiesidbrige. Sdntis, pilatus. 0ott-
haro meloen neueroings 80 @entimetsr
Neufbnee. @s it elm gleno mid un.
Term @isbdrentlima (! ct.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-07-22
Nod, iino Ole Saae Der Eusem.

9as tlene Mprt .npdb". bos Der 9ittsr bier
sebraabt enthdlt cine febr ernife Wabuuna 98as
bente nod 1T mag morBen ntbt mebr iein SIN benz
anoeren Ditterwprt vReute ROTH mpraen tpat" Iieat
ia alleroinss cine uebertreibuug. Aber ho1 trift
auh Der 9oo. ben nidt cin pIbBitber llEaiidstall
berbeiiIbrt. ben Wienihen bdufg geuug raidn an 5n
ben meiiten Jdllen beretet er i aler6ings lanQiam
Dor, NIB 5fpar nit elmer 9erabesu unperitdnblien
Grcibcit fpeldae Der fih oorbereteuben @erui9tung
BON ben Wsenben ieIbit aetaien tpirb Seber &brpeT
3etgt frlb5eittg bird parnnngSfgnale. ,pis Ropl.
fdHnerseu Ser3fopfen. Sdpinoel Waatgfeit 3iicfens
{hmdd9e II. I no., on. meun i'm eine 5tGrune ee.
trpfen bat. user oieie Gpmptome beatbtct nno benz
N UebrdngniB. 9eratbenen G6rper NIT ct gernarb
Srdnterpilen bic aDbi9e Silieleiituu9 reitt ipirb
audi balb tpieosr 9eiunb ein unb bo bieies berbmte
Dtitte IN apotheten su baben it, eriGent bic SuIo
beg nntbdtt9en 3niebenS bel etem 3uerit serineigi.
gen. i6l1eBltd aber bod tDbttid3en 2eiben Mm 10
grbBer ~ytpf' Fub Die Gage ber Roien fir iebsn
Wseaitcn Der 8eiunb bleiben ipill rgtod}- felt Sbr
rntb nuo beibt es, Denu Sbr iuolt. Nber mas inb
OisIe Wteuiden bod aud, INNER nnodb" far Gaoren.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-07-22
Der 0eattfde 8eobad)ter
beransseseben Don Der
Beobacnter Publishing Co.
Rem PbiIaOeIpbia, Dbip.
Samuel 81. Ginnis, Resaftsur. J.

Der .geobatter" erfteint ieoen 3onnerifaa inter
folgenoen Sublfriptpnspreirn
Giir PIE Yer Stnoten in 9oransbesablaua sI00.
Wtit Der Mefers unb Garteubau.S .Seitlno al. 80.
dur 3eutlhionb nno bic Gbtrei5 Dbne bic gser. u,lb
gartenban. 3ettlHg" bel gpronsbesablnng 4. 81 90.
assnn noc Nbiauf zines Sernins Elm 9lbpnfent
nern annnint. 10 mrb Der Yetreifenoe air3 fur ben
tolSenoen Sermin als aboHneut eingstragen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-07-22
MIsiana.

gas l6. beutiAe 5aiisenfeIt in
6ambura, on Dem oiele cmeritanilhe
Shibea tbeilnabmen. fam nit Ger
Ysrtheiluna Der prsiie gum NbihluB
8ultauO 3imnermum bon Sem Wori
getpann Den oritten 5auptpreis. ndm=
LID cine aoloene. oom Qiibefer Ssnai
qeidentte So,ule. 0srr Hsbe bon
Gsnabriif eenanu ben egIten uno
9err Bantel bon giirnbsra oen apei=
ten prels. Eas llahits oeuiibs 5dii.
bsnfef tuiro I'M Sabre 1912 in tJrant.
futt a. W. ltaiiflnoen.
Wd6reno eines 9ennsns bon Motor=
rdoern i'm alten gotaniiban 8arten in
Berlin erplooirte oas Hao eines be,
babrer. 9ie lolsen parel. oaB bic,
perionen qet0ni.t. 90 Idper uno eiil
GuBeno leihf Derlebt wuroen. Die
Shnelllsteit beg 3aoss mar 10 ereB,
oaB es nod Der Grpiolion lpsiter fault:
-uno ge9en bic 5rbiins tra1ts. Das
brennenoe Gafolin isBte bic GlsiDe,
mebrersr 6rauen in Branb. 3pei
6rauen tagsn su iOfOriissm Sseuar=
tcoe. Die h0Berne 5ribiine 9eriett
in Brano unD psrurfnhte Die Yerlebunq
m hrerer perionen. Ser Setter oer
Diaidine tpnroe ourh Die Gepalt oer
GTplolion aegen spei ibm ilnmittelbar
follsnoe @pf'iitsn geidieuDsrt. biz
sleihfalls ihrpsr DerleBt murosE.
aOlollals Ge9enaiife baben bic Ssln.
then oes Hbsins in ltinsn oberen 2aui
III rieii9em Anihwsllsn 9ebrodt. uni
pic staoi 2uomigsbaiel iisbt nit Ban.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-07-22
Sic g. & .. Gite,tbnl)st

~ 49, "~ - y ~N~vtVV WV v~~v~V
Rad Der Ims itsAai,tg In
Seattle
uno anoeren puntten on her pacific=
Giiite, uber perfhieoene 2inien, billiqe
Gunofabrteu.
Sabrten fiir SOtsa,merreifenDe
nod puntten in Often uno Welten.
GeimatbiuM eaDe
fpesielie Gunofahrten an eeniHen
Saaen nod Dem Norowsiten, @eRen
uno Siionefen.
11cber @aibingtoss, 8. g.,
nit IufeEtbalt (ohne ggtratoHen( tit Die
beliebte Gonte.
Mae SiGet iiber @asbinatnm
aeben NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
sonntagss Ggeariiomem.
Seoen 5onntas 3unofabrten fir
Seoermann.
prdftige 6abrtsn nab benz Ssear.
Man ishe Die 9istt Meenten ober
IAreibe OIL M. u. 6arrel. .. g. a..
34l @uclio Nue.. @!epeIano. 8.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Strenath OF a Whale.

An anecdote Illustrating the great
strength of the whale is told us by an
eyewitness, Sidney King, who says
that While at Grand Manan last week
he saw q large specimen swimming
about at Seal Cove, near the mooring
at that place.
The large sardine boat Ouida owned
by William Russell and Grover Cook,
was tied up for the winter with a six
inch and foul-inch bride TO the
mooring. In playing about the vessel,
which is of some IA tons burden, the
sea monster either accidentally or by
way of sport took the two large ropes
in his mouth and started TO swim TO
bottom. The vessel heeled over and
took in water, the chocks We're torn
completely off her deck, and finally
both ropes We're parted by the terrific
strain setting the vessel adrift
She was tied UP again without dam
age, but it shows what a whale could
do if he was really enthusiastic-ken-
nebec Journal.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
CONTEST BETWEEN HUMAN HOGS i
Three Fat Men Get Away with SIS
Oysters and % Pounds of Steak.

Three members of the Manhattan
Fat Mems club who are in training
for the forthcoming annual champion
ship eating contest met at pa East
Third street to settle a private wager
of $50 as to which of the trio could
get outside of the most food, the New
York World says. Here is what they
consumed:
ExAlderman Frank j. Dotzier, who
weighs $50 pounds, 275 oysters, SIS
pounds of steak, ~ rolls, IL cups of
coffee, three large pies.
Jack Gossman, who weighs 315
pounds, 30 oysters, six pounds of
steak, nine rolls, ten cups of coffee
three large pies.
Jack Probst, who weighs 800
pounds, 1870 oysters, IL pounds of
steak, ten rolls, six cups of coffee, four
pies.
Peter Baivado, the referee, awarded
the $50 to Dotzier, who had hard work
pushing the money into his vest
pocket.
A dozen other members of the club
who We're present as watchers, got so
interested in the contest that their
mouths opened and shut automatical-
ly, as the trio ate. Finally they all
began to howl for some food for them
selves.
Its all gone said Balvado. With
loud cries the II rushed out to a res
taurant.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11

those long sharp incissors of hers to
capital purpose.
An old buck rabbit is not to be lghto
ly tackled by weasel, stoat or even fer,
ret On the sanded floor of small
public house near Chestnut ferret of
long experience was matched with an
old lopeared buck, the property of the
landlord
The ferret made straight for the rab-
bits throat, but the latter was in the
air before master ferret could reach
him, and leaping clean over the fer
ret's head let out with those powerful
hind legs of his kick which hurled
the ferret bodily against the wains-
cot. Twice the ferret returned to the
attack and twice he missed his grip
and went hurting through the air.
The third repulse was enough for
him. He knew he was beaten and
could not be persuaded to stand up
for a fourth round. Pearson's
Weekly.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Dark Future Pictured.

London as a fishing village was pic
tured by Sir William Ramsay at the
annual meeting of the British Science
guild. He was dealing with the ques-
ton of the national coal supply, which
he said it was estimated would be
exhausted in from 500 to 500 years.
Are we going to pay attention to af-
forestation. so that when coal is gone
we shall have wood?" he said. 1T
is horrible to look forward to a fish
ing village of London built on the top
of some magnificent ruins, and with a
population of 5000 or 5000 support
ed by the pursuit of agriculture"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
DEGREES THE PERPETUAL GRIN,
Writer Takes Issue with Man Who
Says keep a-smIins."

A favorite motto with many people
some gospel of cheerfulness is being
preached so extensively, is, Keep a.
smiling" 1t is a very good motto
within limitations. In so far as its
adoption as a rule of conduct prevents
the wearing of lugubrious counte-
nance when no overwhelming grief or
calamity is being endured or is i'm.
pending in so far as it overcomes the
tendency to look on the dark side and
anticipate evil, in SO far as it enables
one to look for the best in all situa-
lions and to keep up his courage when
troubles threaten-in all these re-
spects it is maxim worthy of com
mendation.
But it should not be interpreted too
literally; its spirit rather than its let
means persistent hopefulness, a re-
fusal to be cast down by discouraging
or unfavorable circumstances, a sturdy
defiance of adverse fate. Its literal
observance may include these things,
| but 1t means also q perpetual grin, and
perpetual grin leads to thoughts of
crime on the part of beholders No
| one becomes so irritating or has such
a maddening effect upon sensitive as
| Sociates as the man or woman who
wears the smile that never comes
off ''-Indianapolis Star.
|
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
kinballtorl

Mr.. Peter Lykke went to Atlantic
Monday.
Mr.. Frank Jorgensen spent Sunday
at his home.
Mr.. Rasmus Larsen is taken down
with a severe cold.
T.J Muller and family visited
with Mr.. III. Madsen's Sunday.
Miss Cecilia Esbeck is to help Faa-
borg & Terkelsen in the store when
they move into their new building
See Mr.. Knud Petersen about
Farms, Town Properties, etc. AT
present he has three valuable houses
for sale in Kimballton.
Misses Alma and Lydia Madsen le-
turned Tuesday from a trip to Des
Moinss where they had reunion
with their classmates OF Grand View
College 9o7-os
A Lecture will be delivered at the
Kimballton Gymnastic Hall Monday
March 10Th, p. Nj. by Mr.. Paul OF
Apamosa la. on Silos and Isolotes and
and Demonstration of an Indiana
Stove Silo. Every body is invited to
come and hear good and interesting
speech and to see model Silo.
The Kimballton Dramatic Club
gave fine entertainment last Satur-
day and Sunday evening. 1t was a
great success for the ones that took
part in the play, and it gave proof
that we have some fine actors in our
little village and we hope they will
be seen again in the near future.
Following is report of the bust
ness done at the depot in carloads and
ticket sales during February as re-
ported by Agent Spar.
Carloads received: 3 carloads each
of hay, lumber and coal. 3 carloads
each of salt, stucco and cement, / car
load each of posts, lime, fl ur and
oil-meal.
Carloads sent out: 2S carloads OF
hogs, carloads of cattle, carload
each of barley, corn and emigrants.
Ticket sales tor the month of Feb
ruary 500 Oh
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Elk Horn

w. U. Hammer, D. d. S. Dentist
Office over Oransky's store, Atlantic
The College school for the winter
closed this week.
Mrs. Jerry Miller was an Atlantic
shopper Monday.
Andrew Rattenborg was an Allan
tic business visitor Saturday.
Mr.. johnson had his barn moved to
the Gregersen lot he recently bot.
Mr.. ]. G.. johnson and wife were
Atlantic visitors one day last week.
Jens Myrthu sold quarter section
of Canada land recently to Mr.. Chris
Larsen.
Jens Myrthu will soon start for
Canada where he will invest IN real
estate if suited.
A number of Elk Horn people are
going to Canada to view the country
and buy if suited.
S. Kergard who has been attending
College here left for his home at
Scranton last week.
Messrs Petersen, Liested and Sor-
ensen attended the Railroad meeting
in Atlantic last Friday.
Mesdames Williams and Ratten-
borg of Atlantic called on friends in
this town last Saturday.
Messrs McQuaid, Rattenborg and
Jensen of Atlantic were transacting
business here on Saturday.
An entertainment was held at the
College last Sunday consisting OF
speaking, vocal music and also piano
music.
The young folks were given a nice
social party at the home of MIR. and
Mrs. Marquesen last Sunday which
all participating, fully enjoyed.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
HIS ERRAND in CANDY STORE,
Absent Minded Man at Last Discovered
What He Wanted.

LET me see now mused the alb.
sent.minded man as he stood at the
counter in the candy store with a far.
away look in his eyes what was ii
| came in here for?"
WAS II = taol, hammer, 81, asked tho
vouna woman Who had come forward
10 take his order with sy wink at
the other clerks
NO il wasn,t tb,t . ba soid
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Best Medicine Is Sleep,

The best nerve food in the world is
sleep. Good, sound, refreshing SLEEP
will do more to replenish the nerve
centers and build up a tagged brain
than anything that can be devised
Nervous people ought to cultivate the
practice of sleeping after dinner, A
short nap after the noon meal will,
strengthen the nerves, and make ii
much more liable that the rest of the
day will be spent in some sort OF
comfort.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Friaht Results in PARALYSIS.

An engineer at q paper works at
Essonne, France recently pushed an
other employe into a big dye tub for
joke When the victim had
changed his clothes he returned to the
works, and, selling the engineer, made
as though to drop him over the para
pet on the second floor. The engineer
was so frightened that paralysis en-
sued, the whole of his right side
being seized, His condition is very
grave.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Times Changes in Venezuela.

Venezuela received it's musical
name from the early Spanish resi-
dents, who saw a resemblance to
Venice in the sites of the inland cities.
The llanos, or bleak plains, on which
the llaneros live a precarious life,
have largely changed their character
since Humboldt saw them. Then
these great plains of grass supported
innumerable herds of cattle; but civil
war led to the destruction of the
beasts to feed the insurgents. The
llanos are now rapidly becoming a
potential source of timber.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
The Lure of the inaccessible.

Why don't you capitalize that new
planet you have discovered and put it
on the market" said the amateur in
weston
Why, nobody could get to it to see
what is it like answered the eminent
astronomer.
Very true But the consideration
hasn't prevented me from investing in
all sorts of mining and land projects :"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
MRS. JysTwED's LITTLE ERROR.
Just Why the Almond souffle Did Not
Taste Right.

u have cooked little surprise for
you dear said young Mrs. Justwed
AN almond souffle for after dinner.
got the recipe from that new cookery
book that came as wedding present,
and the instructions are most clear
Handy, isn't it, book like that? I'm
sure the thing will turn out a success
Arthur smiled in a dubious sort of
way, and temporized about the success
as he looked at the souffle.
Cant say | like it," he said after
the first mouthful. Sure you got the
instructions right, darling? 1t tastes
very funny"
"Oh, yes" responded Eleanor, with
tears in her eyes. Il can say them by
heart from the book Just hear me. .
And She reached down the volume.
Take half pound of grated al
monds-"
quite right interrupted Arthur,
following with his finegr.
"One pound of aston sugar; mix we'll
with white of three fresh eggs"
Correct" said her spouse, as she
continued breathlessly:
add two ounces of white pepper
Pepper! Great goodness said the
unhappy man as he turned over the
leaf.
Two large carrots chopped into
dice, a spoonful of mustard, four
chopped onions, and"
Stop! Stop! You must be wrong,
I'm sure. Why, my dear, thought so.
You are muddling UP almond souf1le
with Irish stew You've forgotten to cut
the leaves OF this blessed cookery
book
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Weekly
For Your Health.

Conquer your moods; don't let your
moods conquer you. People who give
way to moods never amount to much,
because they are never masters of
themselves. They never know in the
morning whether they are going to do
a good days work or not whether
they are going to be a cheering or 8
depressing influence on the people
around them. If they feel like being
good-tempered, they will be; if they
feel like Swapping" at everybody,
they will snap,
People who suffer from moods"
should be careful about their habits.
They should be regular about meals,
sleep, exercise and work The condt-
I ton of the health has much to do with
moods, and there is nothing that con-
tributes so much to health as abso-
lutte regularity.
Foley,s Kidney Remedy willcurs any
case OF kidney or bladder trouble that is
not beyond the reach of medicine. Cnres-
backache and irregularities that f neg
lected might result in Brlghts disease
or diabetes. Mick Dotfing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
Grow Old ALONG With Me.

Yes, they are gliding swiftly by,
there's no two ways about it. We
sigh to think that we are growing
old, sadly, inevitably growing old;
that the evil days draw nigh when
thou shalt say; u have no pleasure
in them when the summer shower
of disappointment and of grief shall
not pass as once it did, and the sun
come out again pretty soon as once it
did, but the clouds return after the
rain, the bleak November sky of old
age when the clouds return after the
rain. Let them be hours of toll and
danger" if they must be, but, oh. how
gladly would we detain them! There
is so much for us to do or ever the
evil days shall come We are like
Lear that held his dead daughter in
his arms and cried aloud: "Cordelia
Cordelia stay little!'-Eugene
Wood, in Golfers
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-03-11
And the others7

The otherpeople's -business man per-
sisted in trying TO extract informa-
ton from a prosperous looking ell
derby man next to him in the Pullman
smoker, How many people work in
your office? he asked. ooh" said the
elderly man, getting up and throwing
away his cigar 4 should say, at a
rough guess, about two-thirds of
them"