The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-17
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| .4f 4 L II. I A bee in proportion to its sixs car pull thirty tfmss As much as . horse He is powerful little beabt. Has | lot of push as we'll as pull He 0n break up any kind cf !. sstherieg from l of night ridsrs- Now that the warm days have come to the land and the lit. | tie bee will soon assert his authority we would drop these few rsmstks An American siri refused the pro. posal of marriage of an Italian Count l giving as . reason therefor that she sss asS c rs1 s.s: as s do.sn Ss os never been required to do the family washing.
 The fear of dynamite and internal machines is said to be so great In Europe that kinss and queens have gotten to the point where they refuse to touch cake of soap until ser want has first made suds of t
 sr.; Tss ss: srssa :sss ss s.s State Journal Also quite frequently they fall back on . lamp post or the arms of burly policeman. A small banana peel. | A iizxy sort Of reel, The cold sidewalk to feel. Laughter of soma churl. Just S''ai 2 ilssis tic ''Si Tip s'e of girl
 One class of wool srow.rss, s, that h 1. is not worrying over the tariff IS the
 Baseball season on and the weather getting hot, and all the baseball fans nlowhs Es shss s.a as oaGs asels .s o.s sors
 Emma Goldman was allowed to de- liver an address in New York Sunday and still the city stanis, not single sky-scraper was shaken.
 Here is bit of quaint philosophy from Parson Snowbali: Yuh caint ketch . hoss by chasin' him; but you snh M dSE % s s ersy sosn ss swns about. Neber chase muffin. ef yuh sonly know how to wuk 1t things kin be made to fall cvah deysef cummin'
 It's remarkable how girl can con ceal her true feelings, when she is jealous. She may cry her heart out up m but let her get in . crowd whore He lis present and she will ignore him as completely as if he never were born and can act as gay and frisky as a young colt.
 Women are amusing creatures to bachelors who of course know nothing about them. Two women's idea Of having . real sporty time Is to go to pays her way. then so buy five cent glass of soda water, Dutch treat again, then spend the rest of the time rub bering at the latest hats ani dresses much as forty cents they think 1t is awful dissipation.
 This happened to 2 young man from Evergreen: He met . rich girl there months to enjoy the country air. Her home being in Montgomery. He was very nice to her. also very green to her, Ss 1t understoed; % m rae. neo s.ss. never is a nice little town don't you know. but hasn't pil the city advantages as yet Many long drives they took and in fact had 2 nice time all t. rouna sGs h9s and know how to make one have good time. Finally the summer wore away and the young lady returned to her city home in Montgomery Sut gre she said goodbye to the lad she in- vited him to run up to the city some time to see her. The other night the young man had business that abso- iueiy forced him to some to Montgom- knew 1t was too late to call so he thought he would .irop around the first thing In the morning, didn't think It would be necessary to let her know. iust at the hour when he did the milk ing back ter home. He walked around Court Square umpty-ieven times III he got sick at the stomach; finally N got d little later and he sauntered up fsshionabie South Perry Street. the horne of mansions. After locating the right number of house, he rang the beii. A servant poked her head part .;yzeahs ySh ole milk bottles. but don't you ring dat bell an wake up eyah body no mo-" The servant had forgot- ten to leave the empty milk bottles on the steps and had taken him for the milk man.
 Carrie Chapman catt has gone. to London to see the King. Don't smile. Catt can look at King.
 Cheer up ladies. if the miiliners run ont of something to put on your hats: remember there will still be plenty or onions, beets. radishes. mustard. caD, bage. etc. to say nothing of several
 How closely doth baseball follow mothbali. And highball follow both of them.
 The only thing that can beat Mont romery's famous strawberry short cake Is her strawberry blondes.
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 Never turn your back on a friend or an enemy: you can trust both better while facing them.
 The smallest coin used is made by the Portuguese government It is worth 3-100ths of cent. We wish we tain stingy man we know just to see if he would give that much to the church basket on Sunday.
 If they reduce the tariff on sawdust they ought also to reduce it on break Just two little empty shoes-that's all But we miss their batter adown the For somehow the house seems strange
 ly still
 You know sometimes how an old
 house will.
 And ,,sss the tHo dog looks lonesome the cat And even the Teddy Bear looks blue Just two little empty shoes--Ah. God Their little owner Is meath the sod, The little rosebud Baby Lil"
 Her hands are crossed and her voice Is
 still.
 What 1t Is to cry over empty shoes
 -P. H. A
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