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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17
DON'T LIKE TO PAINT MEN
Coarse and Harsh to Be Good
Subjects.

Perhaps woman sufragists don't
need to be cheered up a bit, but ii
they do they may find a note of glad
ness In the fact that there is another
class Of persons besides themselves
who have no use for q man. They
are miniature painters.
Cant you paint a man In minia-
1nre?" said the visitor, who had been
hooking at dozens of dainty feminine
Harnesses which reposed in a cab
Inst uncontaminated by association
With . single man.
We can" said the artist, and we
do, occasionally, but we don't want
%. Men don't look we'll in minia-
lures. They are too. harsh, too
coarse. II a miniature is going to be
= real work OF art it must have for
In subject something dainty, fluffy,
and lacy. There is nothing very fluff
~ q lacy about q mans stir linen COL
lar. his u~nsightly lapels. his straight,
short hair. In the days when men
wore satin coats and powdered curls.
miniature painters might have been
able to work them up into q pleasing
pfcture. but you don't meet many
men nowadays who wear satin coats
Apd powdered curls. OF course, ii a
man dressed in the ugly modern cos
tame wishes to be painted in minia-
ture no artist is going to refuse the
commission, but she certainly will
not approve Of his taste"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17
CHAPTER XIV.
What the Duchess Saw From the
Tower Of Cologne Cathedral.

Tower Of Cologne Cathedral.
Captain Marriott locked the door of
the bedroom and descended the stairs
into the smOking-room of the hotel.
He realized with considerable salts
faction that he had already paved the
way to buy the silence or at least the
cooperation. of the captive in the
upstairs room. The man was obvious
ly one of those spies and agents to
whom his bride was all in all. When
Grant came back from his errand of
purchasing the automobile, then they
could make terms with the wretch
and ind out exactly what he had al
ready done, and how far and to what
extent their proceedings were known
to those at Neutrality-suspicious..
He would stay in the smoking-room
on the first floor, and could look out
upon the landing, from where the lift
descends to the hall.
The Savoy at Cologne has few
ground-hoor rooms. The ground floor
Is occupied by shops. save only for
the hotel entrance and the hall in
the middle Of the passage.
Az Basil stood there. smoking an
uncommonly good German cigar, and
thinking deeply Of the next move in
the perilous game, he saw the Ouch
ess and Daisy come down the stairs
together and pass through the lobby.
The tall uniformed porter, with his
military carriage. took OF his peaked
hat and invited them to descend to
the door in the lift. The Duchess
smiled and declined.
Basil half o 8 from his chair, and
was about rush out, when he emem-
bered the absolute prohibition which
had been imposed upon him. For a
moment or two he wrestled with his
almost uncomfortable desire to run
out and speak to Daisy, to hold her
hand, to whisper some words Of love
and assurance into her ear. And then
his disciplined nature triumphed over
inclination, and with a deep sigh he
sank back into the armchair Of
stamped Cordova leather and watched
the radiant vision pass away.
He had ordered a brandy and soda
"a large, generous brandy and soda
and, although he was one OF the
most abstemious Of men, he found
the spirit stimulating and helpful now.
How strange 1t was! How strange
and how fearfully exciting! They
were on the very threshold OF even
more startling discoveries than they
had already made. Even now. as he
sat there. one Of tho youngest cap
tains In His Majesty's Services man
OF family. . persona grata In London
society. no was upon Z mission which
de1ed law and order. and upstairs In
hin own bedroom Wa 9 man, trussed
nk0 : chicken and gasge6 LIE : mutaL
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17
Thought Some One Had Knocked.

Thought Some One Had Knocked.
A story Of extraordinary deafness
was unfolded at q recent meeting of .
medical society in Philadelphia. An
elderly woman, exceedingly hard Of
hearing, lived e the river. One aft
ernoon . warship fred . salute Of ten
guns. The woman. alone in her lit
tie house. waited until the booming
ceased. Then she smoothed her dress,
brushed her hair back In q quaint man.
ner. and said, sweetly: Come I'M"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17
Egyptian Eye Plant.

Ancient Egyptians to save their eyes
decorated their eyelids with beautiful
black. velvety antimony paint, which
protected from glare and Egyptian
sore eyes. The paint went back near
the ear to end in q symbol or curly
cue. Bad eyes get worse in too much
bright light. Tip suggests 4 similar
eye paint for roof sleepers. 90 the sun
will not waken them too early in the
morning.-New York Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17
QAG
Aex Iih


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pound?"
If any woman who is suffering with any ailment peculiar
to her sex will ask her ~neighbors this question, she will be
surprised at the result. There is hardly a community in
this country where women cannot be found who have been
restored to health by this famous old remedy, made
exclusively from a simple formula of roots and herbs.
During the past 80 years we have published thousands
Of letters from these grateful women who have been cured
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and never
in all that time have we published a testimonial without
the writer's special permission. Never have we knowingly
published a testimonial that was not truthful and genuine.
Here is one just received a few days ago. If anyone doubts
that this is a true and honest statement of a woman's expert
ence with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound write
and ask her.
Houston, Texas" When L first began taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound I was a total wreck. 1 had been
sick for three years with female troubles, chronic dyspepsia,
nothing did me any good.
"FOr three years I lived ON medicines and thought I would
never get well, when I read an advertisement of Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and was advised to try it.
"My husband got me one bottle Of the Compound, and it did
me SO much good I continued its USE. I am now a well woman
and enjoy the best of health.
81 advise all women suffering from such troubles to give
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound q trial. They won't
regret it, for it will surely cure you" Mrs. Bessie L. Hicks,
$40 Cleveland St, Houston.
Any woman who is sick and suffering is foolish surely
not to give such a medicine as this a trial. Why should It
not do her as much good as it did Mrs. Hicks.
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No Chinatown Drunkards.

= drunken Chinese IL 4 are sight
II the streets Of New York. The IN.
onicial government Of Chinatown
which administers the high, the low
and the middle Justice inexorably
takes care OF this. After the frst Of.
tense John 10 warned. A petition In
s1res his deportation to China. The
deersss = Chinatown ars always or.
~ suk
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(To be c~ontinued.)


The true name Of what IL now called
the American Beauty rose 10 the
Nine. Ferdinand Jamain. The name
American Beauty was given to this
magnificent bloom By Field Bros. Of
Warrington. Why It should have
been renamed NO M now car
tell, although It 10 supposed that I
was done in . measure to add to it,
popularity. The remaining Of 1t 10
said 70 have been accidental in part.
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SINGULAR and Plural,

whenever she gets to thinking how
much they're in debt it affects her
nerves" Huh! the way 1t affects
her husband Is singular" How sin
gular?" Just singular, 1t affects his
nerve He tried to borrow q hundred
from me to-day."-Catholic Standard
and Times.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17
His Helping Ham

His Helping Hand.
First Him-When that man fell
overheard, why did you throw the
cigar l gave you after him?
Second Him. thought I heard the
Door devil call for q rope!
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17

At a rose competition in Paris RI
Gently, 50 entirely new varieties a
roses were exhibited.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17

Lesson from the Bee.
School Teacher-What lesson do W
learn from the busy bee?
Tommy Tuffnut-Not to get stunR
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17

NY wife 10 awfully good to me-
Lucky mani How does she show
IT,"
"She lets me spend all the money
save by shaving myself to buy base
ball tickets. Cleveland Leader,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-09-17

y myriad artistic
effects.
Let US show you
how modern homes
use them, and how
to adapt them to
yours. Mail us this
coupon to-day for
our book and our
offers. (lO)
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
SOUTHERN TEAM IS
BADLY BEATEN
BY STANFORD
Return Meet Results i'm Defeat
of Visitors by Score
of 921z to 2915
Especial Dispatch 10 The CALI

lOPcCtdi Df3pQtCn 10 4 ne I all
STANFORD UNIVERSITY, March 81.
The University of Southern California
athletes proved easy for the Stanford
varsity track team in the return dual
meet held on the campus this morning
and in the clash of speed and endur-
ance the cardinals won even a bigger
victory than was realized at the meet
held in the south three weeks ago.
Stanford Won by the score of 92% to
2s11a, taking every first place easily.
with the exception of three-ths high
jump, pole vault and high hurdles In
spite of the lack of competition fur
nished by the visitors, the local men
did well in several events.
The feature of the meet was the
showing of Park Hemphill in the mile
and a half races. In the mile run he
outran the entire field. which included
such fast men as Bradford. the holder
of the intercollegiate record. Fletcher
ran a good second in this race. Hemp
hill in the half mile again showed
speed, and ran second to Miller, who
crossed the tape IN $50 10.
Stanford was strong In the sprints.
Holman taking the 100, and Smitherum,
by splendid burst Of speed in the
last few yards of the 220 yard event
won a well earned first place in :231-5.
Miller the crack middle distance
showed his consistency In the half mile
by covering the distance under two
coasting across the tape for a tie with
Wyman in the quarter event at :52 20.
The visiting athletes attempted TO
enter too many events, which accounted
for their failure to make good in any
number.
The summary of the meet follows:
TRACK EVENTS
Mile run-won by HemphilI Stanford; Fietch
err Stanford second Hall, U. $. c., third. Time
435 10
100 yard dash-won by Holman, stanford
Gardner. Stanford, second; Martin, u S. O.,
third. Time. 10 3-5.
12O yard high hurdles-won by Morris, Stan
ford; PeasIee, Stanford, and Lennox, U. s. G..
tied for second. Time, :16 10.
44o yard dash-won by Miller. Stanford; wy
man, Stanford, second; Reed. L. s. c.. third
22o yard low hurdles-won by Lennox. u 3
&C. Horton, Stanford, second; Morris, Stanford
22o yard dash--won by Smtherun Stanford
Martin U. s. c.. second. Holman Stanford
third. Time, :23 1-5.
$50 yard dash--Won by Miller Stanford
Hamphill. Stanford. second; Johnston, Stanford
third. Time, 1859 rs.
Two mile run--won by Worthington. Stanford
Adams. Stanford, second; Sweet, Stanford, third
Time. 1918.
Relay race--won by stanford-wvman
Rawles, Coonan, Stolz and Peaslee. Time mo-
FIELD f,Ifsi EVENTS
High jump-won by Murray. IT, S. C.: Poor
stanford. second; Earle, Z. $. O., third. Height
5 feet 8 inches.
Horton. Stanford. second; Burek, u. S. c. third
Distance. 142 feet.
Shotput---won by Crawford, Stanford; Horton
Stanford. second; Trotter, L. S. c. third Dis
tance. 43 feet 1919 inches.
Broad jump-Won by Stoz- Stanford. 81 fee
10 inches: Earle and Goodsell. L. s. c., tied TO
second, 20 feet inches.
Pole vault-Won by Richardson. u s. O.
wsring Stanford. second; Cook, STANFORD. third
HTght, IL feet.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
TAKES STEPS FOR
EXTRADITION OF
B0ASBERG
Louisiana District Attorney
Asks for Dismissal of the
Book Makers Appeal
Especial Dispatch to The Call

NEW ORLEANS March 27.-The first
steps were taken today by District At
torney Adams of Orleans parish look
ing to the extra dition of Mark Boas-
berg, also known as Jack Sheehan
the convicted racetrack gambler. Adams
filed motion in the Louisiana supreme
court asking for the dismissal OF the
book makers appeal on the ground
that he was a fugitive from justice by
reason of the fact that he had failed
to return to Louisiana, although the
10 days leave of absence granted him
by Judge Darlington expired two days
ago.
Accompanying the motion is an affi-
davit in which Adams set forth the
details of the case, stating his belief
that Boasberg is at present In the
state of California.
Shortly after he filed the motion
Adams received from Judge Edrington,
who presided at the trial of Boasberg.
word to the effect that the leave of
absence of the convicted book maker
had been extended. 1t was not stated
how long the extensions was for, but
Adams said be believed that it meant
until the appeal now before the su-
preme court was decided.
Adams characterized the action OF
Judge Darlington as extraordinary, but
he said it would have no bearing what
ever upon the action he had taken in
the matter to have the appeal dis
missed.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
NEW YORK TRACKS
SURE TO HAVE
RACING

The first intimation from an Official
source that there viii be racing on
the New York tracks the coming sum
2ner is conveyed ia a letter received
Friday by Walter 3. Jennings, whose
stable OF horses is being cam
paigned at EmeryviIle. from Algernon
Daingerheld, assistant secretary OF the
New York jockey club. Daingerfield
transmitted TO Jennings notice Of the
renewal Of his training license and took
occasion TO assue him that there would
be plenty OF racing on the METROPOLITAN
tracks during the next few months.
p. W HefHner, another easterner who
IS racing at Emeryyine. is in recent
of a letter from superintendent Clark
Of the Coney Island jockey cluIS which
brings Information similar to that con-
Reved in Daingerfeld's communication
For some reason the New York Jock
ey club has refrained from making Of
fcial announcement concerning its
plans and considerable uncertainty has
prevailed as to the probability Of the
opening OF the New York tracks this
season IN view Of the effect Of the
I5art-AgueW law on the sport last sea
son. These statements from Official
sources viii serve TO clear up the un-
certainty
Book Maker George Lynden received
the following wire yesterday from Dan
Preen who Isl interested in the track
San Antonio. Tex:
Please notify all borsemen and book
makers meeting opens san Antonio
April 10. Continuous racing IN Texas
until June ] g.
Lynden viii book at the Texas tracks
and other local layers may follow his
example.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
Tie Game at San Jose

SAN JOSE. March 27.-san Jose and
Santa Cruz opened the State lea que
season here today IN one of the most
sensational games played in years At
o'clock the score was I to 1 and the
inning was No. IS. The game was
called on account OF darkness. San
Jose scored in the first inning and
Santa Cruz in the hrst of the ninth.
Fielding stunts BY Lacey. Broadbent
and Van Buren were the features. Trip
petit and Hopkins were both wild, and
the runs were scored with little help
from the batters. The score:
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danger that any of the players VIII
hit over the fences.
The same teams will line up in a
double header today The first game
viii be called at 10 o'clock in the morn
ing. while the second is slated for $3.50
in the afternoon Tt is likely that Eli
Gates viii do the pitching for san
Francisco in the afternoon. with Ben
Henderson opposing him. A big crowd
is looked Tor II the weather holds out.
The score:
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by himself In both low and high hur-
dies. and ran in fine form in both
events. Harold of California won at
tention to himself by wining the broad
jump, taking third place in the shot
put and qualifying in his heat in the
22o, and Allen of California proved
himself the best short distance man
next to Coleman by taking second in
the 100 and the k20.
FULL NINE POINTS
The 440 yard dash went to California
for the full nine points, Wallach of
Stanford .loaflng in the stretch and al
lowing himself to be beaten out for
third place after he had safe lead of
nearly 10 yards for the position Wal
ZACH retrieved himself, however. by
running q magnificent lap in the relay
and recovering several yards that the
former Stanford runners had lost.
Mcpherson of California won the mile
handily, but Johnson proved himself
the Stanford surprise, beating Levy of
Stanford for second place. Peake of
Stanford won the pole vault at II feet
and missed on try for the record, but
ity of big development in the future
The summary of events follows:
Mile Mcpherson (C.) first. john
son 80 second. Levy go third. Time
4:4s
100 yard dash-Coleman (s) first,
Allen (C.) second, Argabrite (S.) third
Time. 1902
120 yard high hurdles-Wallace (C)
first. Hyde Co second, Doron (S)
third. Time, IT fiat.
440 yard dash-ButIer (C.) first.
Chase CO. second, Watts CO. third
Time, 51:4.
Two mile run-Newman So first,
Martin CO. second, Myer (C) third
Time. 1911.
22O yard dash-Coleman (s.) first.
Allen Co second, Riley Co third
Time. 1901.
22O yard low hurdIes-Wallace (C)
first, Arrell (s.) second. Hyde Co and
Whitney (s.) tied for third Time,
27:02.
$50 yard run-saxon tc.) first, Berry
CO. second. Brown (s.) third. Time,
2:04 3-5.
Hammer throw-Gabbert (c) first,
wooley (S) second, Sturtevant (C.)
third. Distance, 141 feet / inch.
High jump-TayIor CO. first, Doron
(s.) second, Wolf CO. and Van Dyke
(S.) tied for third. Height, 5 feet 6B
inches.
shotput-wooley (so first, Scott (c3
second, Harold CO. third. Distance,
3S feet inches.
Broad jurnp-Harrold (Co first,
Rathbone CO. second, Arrel (S.)
third. Distance, 81 feet q inches.
Pole vault-Peake (s) first. MCGEE
Co second. Evans (C) and Hunt CO.
tied for third Height. IL feet
Relay-CaIifornia first.
Following were the officials of the
meet:
starters, o. f. snedigar fc.), c. f..
Laumeister tS); referee, John Elliot
20. c.; judges OF finish, H. Cheek
(C.), p. Yost (C). c. r. Young 6s.).
]. O. Miller (s.); timers, Dr. Angel
(S.), Colonel Edwards CO., w. Kant
CC). H. Maundrell iS.); field Judges
(weights), L. r. Minturn '09, H.
McGowan 'o9, Cumps) r. A. Gott 'os.
D. W. Burbank '09; measures (Stan-
ford), d. P. Crawford. F. H. Thomas.
F. r. flanagan. Norman Dole, G..
Krupp; tCalifornia) A. Mum, Bal
zari j. o. Hickey, e. c. Bull, c. Villas
announcer. j. r. Pemberton; recorder.
J. W. Howell '12; inspectors, W. r.
Hamilton, U. p. Raitt. Al Crossfield, N
E. Wilcox; clerks of course, =. D.
Malone (S) L. Dozier CO..
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
EASTERN GRIDIRON BATTLES

CAMBRIDGE. Mass MARCH -
Harvard :. BowdOin g.
PHILADELPHIA March 27--Univer-
sity of pennsylvania 3. Yale l.
ITHICA. y. Y. March 27.-Cornen .,
Columbia 4.
PRINCETON. March 27.-PrincetOn 8.
Ursinus college ?.
PHILADELPHIA. March 81 uni
versity of Pennsylvania IL. New York
university 5.
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. March 27.-Har-
ward 2. HavsrfoFd f'~----'----s--v.-e(--
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WINNERS IN HILL CLIMB

ATLANTA, Ca, March 27.-In the
automobile hill climb here today. dis
tance nine-tenths OF mile, Buick
cars won four events. Strong driving
In two. Burman in one and Dewitt in
one Strong made the distance in
So S-5 seconds in each race. Bur
mans time was 1904 As. A White
steamer driven by Lambert won the
free for all. Time, 46 1-5 seconds
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
WEST POINT rENcERs WIS

NEW YORK, March 27.-West Point
won the intercollegiate fencing cham
pionship tonight by total of 29 bouts
to four lost. The naval academy was
second with 21 victories and IL de-
feats. and Yale came third with 16
victories and II defeats. The final
contests were held in the squadron
armorY.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
Stockton's Great Rallv

STOCKTON, March 27-In the great
est batting rally ever Witnessed here
stockton won the game this afternoon
in the last half of the ninth inning.
after appearing honelessly beaten.
With the score to in favor OF Fresno
five hits were made Off Gray. who
pitched good ball up to that inning.
The needed run was made with two
out. The score:
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Two out When winning run
AAEr IN
RUNs AID LIS BY INNINl
SUMMARY

Two base hits-McHale Campbell. Nsslom.
Bloomfield First base on called balls-On Coopss
8. Struck Out-By Cooper 1, By Moskiman 7.
Double plays-HOag to sheehsa to Hoags Burks
to Strsio. Tina of game-d hour ana As min,
utes- Umplre-DoyIe
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FIGHT 10 RoUNDs

NEW ORLEANS. March 27-Johnny
Lynch of Boston and Young Britt of
Baltimore fought 10 rounds to a draw
tonight The odds favored Britt, but
the Boston man made a good showing
and honors were about even.
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
sHRUBB WINS RELAY

MONTREAL, March 81. - Alfred
Shrubb, the English distance runner.
tonight defeated Abbie Wood and two
local runners in a Is mile relay race
by eight laps. Shrubs time was
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
SANTA CRUZ
RUNS AND HI1S BY INNINGS
SUMMARY
rst base on called balls-Or Trlppett g. on

First base on called balls--OT Trippett s. OF
Hopkins .. OF Jones I. Struck Out-By TripDert
g. BIZ Hopkins :. By Jones :. Double plays
Keller TO BroadbeEt 90 Miller, Strickietr TO
Farar Wild pitcn-Trippett. Passed bali
Dashwood fit BY pitchsr-Waters By Conrad
Innings pitched-By Hopkins 5 by Jones . BY
rriDpett o by Striekiett A. Hirs-Oh Hopkins
3. or Jones :. or Trippetr g. OF StTicklett ?
stolen bases-Baliey. Lacey. DaShwOod Conrad.
Mccarthy. Strickletr. smith Sacrifice hits-
pire- Mcdonald
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SUMMARY

Two base hit-Shay- Innings pitched-By
Loucks 5, by fitzgerald A. Credit win 70 Fitz-
gerald FIRST base ou called balls-Of Ioucks
I, OF Fitzgerald |. or Grav 3. Struck -out-By
Loueks /. Left on bases-Stockton 5, Fresno :.
Double plav-Perrne 20 Shay to Pfyl. Hit Ly
pitcher-Sehimpf, House. Stolen base-Ragsn
Sacrifice hirs-CaRyn Ragau- Time OF xanaa-
| hour and S5 minutes. timnire-fIndRoR
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LAST OF THE BIsoy

A census of the American bison
showed that there were 2,047 OF the
animals In existence the drst OF last
years
The San Francisco call., 1909-03-28
GsME FULL OF GINGER

Though the officers OF the league an
nounced that Mayor Mott would be on
the job 30 pitch the FIRST ball. they must
have reckoned without consulting him.
for the head of Oakland's municipality
did not show. In his stead appeared
Chief of Police Wilson and he graced
the occasion very nicely. So long as
the game started the fans did not care
who tossed the first one.
The contest was as pretty and as
spectacular one as any league ever
boasted as it's opening event. For nine
innings the rival mines battled and
fought each other TO a finish without
gaining an advantage. All the players
worked like SO many pieces of well
oiled machinery. showing surprising
speed and class for men who had not
yet warmed UP to the occasion.
The game was won by Oakland in the
tenth inning. With all the fans cheer
ing, Campbell started with safe drive
over short Hoag could do no better
than force his man at second. but
Bloomfield revived the hopes of the
multitude with two cushion drive to
left The excitement was even more
pronounced when Jimmy Smith bunted
a fly which Cooper muffed, filing the
bases