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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
SIiuhtly Mixed.

Little oliver. six years old. had
learned the song in which is oft re-
peated the refrain: GLORY, glory, hal
lelujah." and for some time he had
been singing II with great enthusiasm
and vigor. Finally he became silent,
and after brief period Of cogitation
he said:
Mamma. what does 'hallelujah'
mean?"
AS simply as she could his mother
explained that 1t was religious ex-
clamation meaning praise the Lord. y
He seemed rather surprised at the
information. but his next question Of
fered ample explanation OF why he
had thrown so much vigor into his
singing. III that's what 1t MEANS" he
said, why do they throw corn and
have jack lanterns on hallelujah
night?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
Some Resemblance.

A little girl In a California public
school complained to her teacher that
a Mexican boy had struck her. The
teacher took Joe, the only Mexican
boy in the school, sharply to task for
the offense, but the boy denied it.
Mary said the teacher, Joe says
he didn't strike you"
"Oh, no." said Mary, 'twant Joe;
twuz that tother boy over there" and
she pointed to the blacklist of negro
boys in the school,
But, Mary. that boy isn't Mexi-
can" said the teacher.
We'll, anyhow" said Mary, hes
very much tanned"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
Aesthetic ljlv.

Here comes my little Lily" ex.
claimed a doting mother to roomful
Of guests. II have nursie take her for
a walk in the park every afternoon
and you have no idea how rapidly II
is developing her sense of the aesthet
ic-the beautiful! Come here, my dar.
ling. Tell us what you remember best
about your walk in the park to-day"
Lily's breath came hard, She paused
a moment, then answered in shrill
excited treble:
"Oh, mamma, the bears smelt aw
full"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
Took Il Personally.

An author engaged a young lady
typewriter to take down his new novel
from dictation. At the passage: "Oh!
my adorable angel, accept the comics.
sion from my lips that cannot exist
without you! Make me happy; come
and share my lot and be mine until
death do us part!"-his fair secretary
paused and ENORMOUSLY inquired: rs
that to go down with the rest?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

says: For some time was an.
noyed with sharp twinges across the
small Of my back and irregular pas.
sages of the kidney secretions. Since
using Doan's Kidney Pills I am free
from these troubles"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
Bank Balance and indepen denee.

Business women have evolved the
Idea Of saving, and the thrifty incen.
tive was not inspired by their broth
ers. but rather envelopes the girl with
pendence which evolves thu girl with
$500 or $500 to her credit and spurs
her on to add more and mrre to the
reserve
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
EXPERT ADVICE.

Butler--Pardon this interruption,
but there is a deputation Of unem-
ployed waiting for you at the door.
His Excellency-Tell the people to
go home quietly. drains a glass Of
champagne) People in this world can
get on very well without work--at
least | find II so.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

the need OF a spe-
cial remedy TO re-
heve and cure the
congestion or in.
Illumination of the
kidneys that Is in.
terfering with their
work and causing
That pain I h a I
makes you say:
"Oh, my back"
Thompson Wat
kins, professional
nurse, 420 N. 23d
ST., Parsons, Kans..
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

He who Is false to duty breaks a
thread In the loom, and will find the
flaw when he may have forgotten the
cause.-H. Ward Beecher.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

Thousands of country people know that
in time of sudden mishap or accident
Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substi-
it is 80 often found upon the shelf.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

A pessimist needs Garfield Tea, the Herb
laxative which regulates the liver, corrects
constipation and brings good health and
good spirits.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

Every time married man let's out
the remark that he is free from worry
and care, other married men give him
the merry grin.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians Con-
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Try Murine In Your Eyes. At Druggists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
lnnportant TO Mothers.
Hard 10 Get,

Junior Partner-I'm going to adver.
Use for an honest man.
Senior Partner--Tell the newspaper
people that we want the lad" to run
Tor year ortwo.-New Orleans Picay.
une.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

Nine men out of possible ten wear
sad look after they have been mar
ried year.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
COVERED WITH HIVES.

Child Mass Of Dreadful Sore, Itch.
Ing, Irritating Humor for 2 Months
Little Sufferer In Terrible Plight.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

Use Aliens FoOt-Fase
Cures tired aching sweating feet 2bc, Trial
FREQ. A. \. Olmsted, lie Roy, MY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
INADEQUATE.

Doctor Monk-Did those mustard
plasters that left seem to relieve the
pains In your chest to any consider.
able degree?
ostrich--Well, no; can't say that
they have; but alphabetically I've
eaten only five of them!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
Mrs. Minslow,. soothlnr

A mans idea of values depends on
whether he wants to buy or sell.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

ONLY ONE "BROMo OUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNINE. Look fol
the signature of H. w. GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure Cold In ono Day. 25c
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

1t is what 1t is cracked up to be-" II
II Is ice.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27

Travel expands the mind. but con-
tracts the pocketbook.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
sAckAcHE IS kIpNuvAcHs.
Usually There. Are Other TroubIs. "a
Prove II.

Pain In the back is pain in the kid.
neys, In most cases, and II points IN
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-03-27
FIpo DULY WARNED.

Look here. Fido, II you can't be a
better horse than this I shall have to
discharge you an get an automobile!"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12

It begins to look as if President Taft
and the body Of experts which he VIII
select for the purpose Of getting intor-
maximum and minimum tariff provisions
viii come squarely into collision with
the House ana Senate leaders who were
bent on holding down to the lowest
notch the powers which the President
commission could exercise. It is not at
all unlikely that out of this matter will
grow an agitation for a tariff commits
sion even stronger than the one already
afoot, and one which the leaders VIII
find il impossible to resist.
Good reason exists for the belief that
the President intends to have his COM
missioners look into the difference in the
cost Of production at home and abro adj
II IS now recogn lzed by nearly every
one who has given the tariff any attsn-
tion that this is The vital question ia
tariff making. Consistent and pay-
sistent efforts were made by Senator
Aldrich and all his aides to prevent light
being shed on the difference in cost of
production throughout the recent fight.
II the President should get the much
and communicate it to Congress or TO
the public ir any fashion, IL mignt
have the effect of exploding a bomb un-
der some of t!,e schedules.
Senator Hale, in a speech before the
Senate, made 1t perfectly clear that
the language in the bill with respect
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
SUSPECT HOLDING
BIG POSSE AT BAY
Man Thought TO Be Slayer of
Anna Schumacher Sur
rounded in Swamp.

ROCHE;TER, n. Y. Aug IA man
thought to be the slayer Of seventeen
year-Old Anna Schumacher, is hiding in
marsh north of the town Of Greece,
near Lake Ontario. and is holding at
Bay posse Of officers and more than
hundred farmers.
II he should not prove to be the slav-
er, the city and county authorities viii
be completely at sea. The man answers
descriptions OF the suspect and bought
food at the home Of one Of the town
constables. whose wife got word to her
husband as soon as possible.
The swamp is a long one and the man
could not easily be found there, but II
Is believed hunger will force him out.
One of the developments at the in
quest held yesterday was the fact that
the Schumacher family almost stood on
the grave Of their loved one on Sunday
Whlle hunting for her. The deed had
oee1 done SO cleverly that they, except
IN the case Of the mother, suspected
nothlng and she declared on the stand
t , she felt sure her daughters BODY
lay there, but feared to find Il.
she quickly dismissed her fears as
gSoundless, and renewed them in her
hlsnt or agony following, to have them
verified by the work of the Constance
the next morning.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
TRAILERS WILL HAVE
HEATING APPARATUS
Theory That Passengers Pre-
ferred Cold Cars Turned
Down.

.Traiers' viii be provided with heat
ing apparatus during the coming win
ter. The Interstate Commerce Com
mission has approved the rec0mmenda-
lion Of the District Electric Railway
Commission. that the street car com
panies be compelled 20 heat the rear
cars. Objection was made. IL was said
today, by the Capital Traction Com
pany, on the ground that passengers
preferred riding I'm cold cars but this
was not accepted by the members OF
The railway commission, who pointed
out that the trailers were occupied Ga
cold weather only when the front cars
were crowded
The company has been brought TO ac-
eept tbs view Of the situation and has
asked that the commission approve an
electric heater which VIII be installed in
the trailers. The Washington Railway
and Electric Company. AS well as every
other street ear company operating
trailers VIII be compelled 90 follow suit,
according 20 the statement OF a MEM
Der Of the commission today.
Tho protest OF passengers against the
vertical poles for the accommodation of
cars probably VIII not be acted upon by
the Interstate Commerce Commission
gntil fan The Railway Commission
has recommended their removal bat
the majority Of the members OF the IN
terstat9 Commerce Commission at pres
ent are out Of the city and have Rot
seted ca the recommendation.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
TARIFF COMMISSION
MAY BE CASUS BELLI
Clash Between President and Senate Leaders Expected
When Former Insists on Investigation of Cost OF
Production at Home and Abroad
By JOHN sNURE.

to the employment Of experts was not
intended, as he saw it. TO permit the
President to get any information about
cost OF production here and abroad. All
the President could find out, said Sena-
tor Hale was whether there was undue
discrimination against the United States.
He could not go beyond that.
1t is true that Senator Aldrich went
on record as saying the language was
much broader than that. But Hale, IN
his utterances. undoubtedly expressed
the view Of the high tariff leaders in
both Senate and House. He did not
mince words. He maintained In ef1est
that If the President went into the
mOoted question Of cost of production,
and sought In any fashion 10 afford
enlightenment on that matter. he would
be overstepping the bounds OF authority.
Now. there are signs that president
Taft does not intend to sit down ana
accept the dictum Of Senator Hale on
this matter From time to time
timations have been coming out tnat
the President had some comprehensive
plans Of his own as to the course 10 De
taken by his tariff experts, and that ne
purpOsed 10 get together some real eN-
perts with some real brains ana mae
pendence. who would scruuniZe the
operation Of tariff matters with an eye
for nothing but the impartial facts
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
Latter'S Term of Duty as
Chief Of Staff Expires
Next April.
MANY OFFICERS
IN LINE FOR PLACE
Carter, Bliss, and Barry the Names
Mentioned as Proba-
bilities.

Men who know who's Who" ia the
army are predicting today that Brig
Gen Arthur Murray Will be the success
sor of Maj. Gen. J. Franklin Bell as
chief OF staff
General BelPs term OF duty viii expire
next April. Under provisions Of the
law he must then be relieved as head
Of the General Stan. The coming va
eancy has been the subject of wide dis
cussion in army circles.
General Murray. who is now chief OF
the Coast Artillery. is due in Washing
ton in a few weeks after a tour around
the world. On that tour he has inspect
ed the new defenses in the Philippines.
the Hawaiian Islands. and on the Pa
cihc coast. 1t is said his reports have
ELECTED the commentator of his su-
periors at the War Department,
Other officers are also mentioned
be favorably regarded by Secretary
Dickinson Mai Gen Leonard Wood,
who is the ranking officer, might be de-
tailed were IL not that he prefers duty
IN more Intimate relation with the
troops.
Still another officer mentioned is Mai.
Gen. T. II. Barry. lately IN command Of
General Bliss is faVOrite in many quar-
ters. He Is now at the head Of the
Army War College I'm Washington aud
the difficulty OF obtaining another Of
hcer to ill his place IN that capacity
may spoil his chance for the staff posi-
ton.
The choice of an officer for duty as
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12

sault on the deep golf trenches and
nigh ramparts of the Myopia Hunt Club,
whose links are Acknowledged to be
the standard in this country, Ralph
Cracknell, one of the leading golf crit
les In the country, says today that even
in his golf the President can be nothing
except American.
His strikes are the national ones.
that the national game makes second
nature to all golfers who have played
baseball says the critic. ITO expect
the President to come through with
his stroke and finish with the club high
IN the air, with the wrists taut, is to
forget that Scotland's bonnie swing can
not be grated on TO an anatomy which
was nodded by the short swing of the
baseball bat
President Taft's real game is base
ball. Style is dignity and dignity is
style, and President Taft never does
the things on the links that make so
many look ridiculous. One thing If is
quite apparent he has mastered. That is
10 keep the head stiH when making a
shot President Taft stands very
straight as he makes the shots. His
club does not 80 back so very far. but
he goes right through the ball, and if
hs cared anything about frills he could
finish ia the approved style. But hay
ing gone through the ball he closes the
discussion and gives no hnaI pose
on the putting greens the President
takes an erect attitude He puts ex-
tremely well His grip of the club is
firm with the right hand. Apparently.
he never slices: certainly he did not
when ] saw him, and his straight play
IS varied only occasionally by a bit
Of pull, sound fault, If a fault can
be called sound
President Taft never gets tired. He
was round the Myopia links in less
than an hour and d half. That's good
going. The President can keep his
place on any green in the world, how
ever expert the golfers. That can be
banked upon He moves forward at
rapid, swinging gait, and. seems to en-
Joy every step Of the way"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
STEEL CAR MEN RIOT.
ONE STRIKER KILLED
Eviction of At Families by
Sheriff Causes Ugly
Feeling.

PITTSBURG, Aug. Zone striker
was killed and several more injured to-
day I'm q riot that took Mace just ont
side Of Schoenville. The strikers OF the
Pressed Steel Car Company are IN All
ugly mood because Of the eviction Of
forty-scven families which will be made
los The sheriff TODAY.
II was rumored that strize-Ereakers
are to be brought 10 the mills today.
and a crowd OF thirty or forty men are
acting as pickets. Major Smith. a negro.
who saws he is employed bv the Penn
syiyaua Maneable Company. vas
bounced upon by the men. and IN the
fight that followed Smith drew re-
volver. killing Steve Heryat. one of the
strikers. Smith was arrested
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
WILD AUTO INJURIES
SCORE OF SOLDIERS
Crashes Into Detachment
Near London-Believe
Seven Will Die.

LONDON. AUG. 12-sdore than seoes
OF soldiers were injured today. several
oG-them fatally, when big automobile.
running wild on 2 road near salisbury
Plain, crashed into a detachment OF
soldiers returning to London from
drill on the plain. Fhe automobile,
which had got beyond the eontret OF
the chauffeur, ran down the soldiers at
a turn Ia the road.
It was at first reported that seven Of
the soldiers had been killed II Is prob
able that the injuries OF at least this
number win prove fatal.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
INVITATIONS FLOOD
PRESIDENTS OFFICES
Secretary Carpenter Kept Busy Refusing Offers to His
Chief to Appear as Honor Guest at Sunday School
Pcncs. Political Rallies, Etc, ETC.

BEVERLY. Mass. Aug. 2.-The box
office is after President Taft again.
Ever since the 4th Of March the box
office has terrorized the President, and
now at the vacation home where he ex-
pected TO enjoy a few days Of relief
and rest, the monster is on his trail
once more. Every political social. fra
ternal or other organization within fifty
miles Of the summer capital is planning
TO give a clambalze, picnic, outing, or
shindig of some sort with the President
as the central figure.
We are deeply in debt with our Sun
day school hail." said one clerical gen.
tleman. who called on Secretary Car
penter. and We feel sure that if the
President realized the situation he would
willingly attend the picnic We are TO
give at Point of Pines. His attendance
viii attract a great many people"
Yes, I know" sadly replied Mr.. Car
penter, and the President also knows
TO his sorrow.
"Oh. say not 10 his sorrow" ex-
claimed the clerical gentleman. And
may ] call il arranged. and advertise
that he viii attend"
BY no means. cried the secretary.
III you make any announcement say he
absolutely viii not be there II he went
10 your picnic ne would have 10 attend
200 others. and he would not get a min
MES rest.
Then the secretary turned with a sigh
to greet a large fat gentleman. repre-
senting the biggest Republican club in
New Hampshire county.
we won't insist that the President
speak" pleaded the man, all we want
Is 10 have him appear"
But ne isn't going To appear and the
fat gentleman is assured that Secre-
tary Carpenter is plotting the downfall
Of tie Republican party in New Hamp-
shire.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12

we doctored six months with three Of
the best doctors IL Atchison but he only
got worse. His face, head and hands
were a solid sore. There was no end to
the suffering for him. We had to tie
his little hands to keep him from scratch
ing. He never knew what it was TO
sleep well from the time he took the
disease until he was cured. He kept us
awake all hours in the night and mis-
health WASH what you would call good.
We tried everything but the right thing.
Finally got a set Of the Cuticuva Rem
edies and am pleased TO say we did not
use all Of them until he was cured. We
have waited seven months to see if it
would return but it never has and to-
day his skin is clear and fair as it pos
sibly could be. / hope Cuticura may
save some enc else's little ones suffering
and also their pOcket-bOoks- John
Lesson, 1908 AtChison St., Atchison,
Kan, Nov. and Il, 1908"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
CHOPS SHOE HEEL,
CUTS OFF THUMB

UNION TOWNSHIP. n J.. Aug. IA
Disdaining TO wear the high heels this
fashion DEGREES for women. Mrs. Abbie
Harrison. OF this place. essayed 20 cut
them down. She succeeded after several
trials with an ak. but Included the
thumb of her left hand ia the sevariug
operation. As she brought the blade
down on the second heel it slipped and
cut OF her thumb
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12

Cuticura comfort for all who suffer
from facial eruptiOns such as acne (pim-
Piles and blackheads), acne rosaceai
facial eczema, ringworm, tette-, redness,
roughness and oily perspiratiou is found
in gentle anointings with CutIcura fol-
lowed by warm baths with Cuticura
Soap. For preserving, purifying and
beautifying the skin, scalp, hair and
hands Of infants, children and adults,
Cuticura and Cuticura Soap are priceless
Cuticurs Soap C25c). Cuticurs Ointment C50c1
t.ud Ci-ticurs Regoyent f5Oe). Cor in the form p
Chocolate Coated Pills, 25c per vial Of 6G)- sold
throy ShOut the world. Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp.
Sole Props, l35 Columbus Ave- Boston. Mass
"a 45-page Cuticura Book mailed free. giving De-
ncrpton treatment and cure Of diseases Of tha Ekn.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
WILL MAKE SCHOOLS
SAFER FOR CHILDREN

Fire-pro0r stairways and corridors afe
being installed IN the following school
buildings. Amidon. Ambush. Carberry.
Garrison. Blair. Jackson, Wormley. Ma
gruder, Madison. Phelps. Towers. Blake.
Giddings. Banneken Van Bureu. Logan.
Monroe. and Philleps.
IL is expected that tho work will be
completed so that the schools can be
opened IN September.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12

chief Of stan Is not restricted beyond
the fact that he must be a general Of
fcer-that is, a brigsdier or major gen
eraL he may be a general officer or
the head of a cOTps-and this is con-
sidered as making General Murray ell
gible. General Murray is at present a
member of the general staff by virtue
OF his position at the head of the coast
artillery corps. He is an officer Of ex-
perience, under whose guidance and by
whose influence the coast artillery arm
was appreclably enlarged and reorgan-
lied on an efficient basis
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12

cura Remedies.
When our baby
was seven weeks
old he broke out
with st W e
thought was
heat but which
gradually grew
worse. w 9
called in a doc
tor. He said il
was eczema and
Fror, that TINA
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
TAFT GREAT GOLFER,
SAYS NOTED CRITIC

HAMILTON, Mass, Aug I2-After
watching President Tafts second as
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
misunderstood WORD.

He-COuldn't you kiss and make up?
She-I nope you don't suggest that
make upi-Illustrated Bits.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-08-12
SUFFERER
FROM ECZEMA
Grew Worse in Spite Of Six Months
ofAblest Treatment Sleep Ter
ribIy Broken - Face, Head and
Hands Masses of Dreadful Humor.
A SINGLE SET OF
CUTICURA CURED HIM

% feel it my duty 70 let you know
with what success have used the Cuti-
The Meeker herald., 1909-02-27
Coneratulate YourseK.

Told you %! When SONS u our
vssy particular psopls called ~ 70
task this week for not 'dopenGs The
wsashsr in accordance with their
wishes, ws said Just wait till you
hear from the outside. then you will
~ that Providence and The Mnn-
AID, - usual, favored this secaton.
The storm Of the early part Of the
week was mild here compared With
other parts Of Colorado and the
paAins region.
II you doubt our assertions, read
Thursdsy nights Denver papers,
which ehroniele the frsssing - DOTH
of three men cadsht out In the storms
of thst blissafd-infest@d region, in
tho carly part of this week.
Look pleasant and be thankful you
sFs Mvins on White rtvsr-tlfs land
u the blessed.