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Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
REVEALED BY GUESSING GAME
Ills Lordship Found Out What the
 Servants ShoueFt of Him.

A certain peer, an important figure In the upper chamber by reason or a very long and very bushy beard, he'd dismissed his valet for the night shortly afterward. however, he was much annoyed to hear peals of laugh ter from below, and called back the man to explain.
 The valet answered that it was just a little joke, but his lordship would have none of It, and demanded details. angrily.
 Well" admitted the man with re 'uctance, "it was really little game Te were having. my lord"
 What kind Of gamer" Well, my lord, a kind of guessing game"
 Don't be a fool. Walters; rang for you in order to get an explanation. What guessing game were you play ing? Guessing what?"
 We blindfolded the cook, to tell you the truth, my lord, and then one of us kissed her and she had to guess who it was. The footman held the mop up and she kissed it, and then cried out: Q, your lordship; how dare you? = Dundee Advertiser.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
COOKED ON THE sLEAcHERs.

Early in the season owner Murphy said that his Chicago Cubs would win the pennant without the services ot Johnny Kling. We don't know any, thing about it. We only repeat what he said at that time.
 About the hottest thing in baseball for some time past was the post-sea son series between Augusta and Chat anooga for the South Atlantic cham pionship. Sassy" talk and small scraps led up to one grand riot at the finish.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
TRAVELLER WINS FROM HUGE
 INDIAN

Eagent Traveller. who recently srestled Tommy Young at the loca' theatre in this city. and who is well known so local mat followers Sunday had the distinction of throwing John Miaelskp, known as the Big Indian at Chntes Park. Los Angeles. He Wen in two straight falls. the first in sixteen minutes and the second ie four minutes. the latter cn foaL Wken the Indian forsook wrestlins tactics and started to fight.
 Treveler weighed 165 pounds and the Indian 3s5 The Indians weigh, availed nothing against. the superiul tactics of his lighter opponent,
 The Indian is also well known here Having thrown Sid Varney in a matt some time ago at the Don Luis base ball park. It IS possible that Ira eler may be matched with Charlie Stone. the local wrestler
 J. c. Hazard has been busy lateiy He recently threw S. J. varney, broth CT of Sid, in two straight falls, tee WhoIe match lasting but twenty mn utss. This took place at Courtland Hazards challenge to meet any m7i ia Arizona and agree to throw him twice in thirty minutes, at his weigh still holds good and several matcEe are pending.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
WOLF WILL HAVE TEAM F B.OF. I.
 FALLS DOWN

Should the Business Mems Associa- tion, now backing the Bisbee baseball team, decide not to continue the proposition for another year, the town will have a ball team just the same, and one that she can be proud of.
 Bill Wolf. who managed the Muck CTS the, first of the season, is saying nothing but saving wood in case any thing of the kind happens. He's busy corresponding with players he knows, is pulling wires here and there, and before long expects to have a whole team ready to sign the minute anything breaks loose that tends to show that the business men will pull out of the baseball business.
 T already have signed two pitchers and have negotiations on for catcher. Not that the present players are not good enough. Far from it. I'll take any of them who want to sign. But first let's see what the business men are going to do. If they decide to pass the thing up, I'll have a team in the field, don't you worry"
 As regards the intentions of the business men, Secretary Reynolds, of the Board of Trade, said that they were satisfied as far as he knew, but that nothing definite would be known until after the baseball season, when the ledger was gone over and two and two put together. The way they are goiag, right now, everybody who has a financial interest is pretty well satisfied, he says.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06

Dick Carroll of the Akron, O., team and star pitcher of the o. and P. League, will wear New York High lander kilt next season.
 Washington fans will welcome Jim my McAleer with open arms if he will only leave all his St. Louis players in their home town.
 Jimmy Britt has signed to meet Ru- doIph Upholz in Australia, the bout to take place next month.
 Billy McMinnon is in Boston look ing for clash with Dan Sullivan, the young brother of the Cambridge twins
 The St. Louis Nationals will do Their 1910 spring training at Little Rock, Ark.
 French has been playing fine ball for the Boston Red Sox since he took wagner's place.
 The Montgomery team finished the Southern League season strong, win ming Is of the last r games.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
rrIeno. Of 5parrows.

R.der Haggard classes sparrows with rats as "vermin' and recon mends campaign against them. How ever, sparrUSs have had plenty of friends in past ages. Catullus' poem about his Lesb.a's pet sparrow is one 0E the prettiest things in Latin liter. Ature and in a passage of Plautus -spar7ow," "dove" end hare" occur nezetheY as terms of endearment Pepys, too, writes of pet sparrow: '"Te dinner with my father and sister and family. mighty pleasant, all of us; and, among other things. with spar. r0v that our Mercer hath brought up BOW for three weeks, which Is so tame fhat it flies up and down and upon the szble, and eats and pecks. and does everything so pleasantly that We are nightly pleased with it."
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
Mammo,h se.,, of Nsw Mexles.

From Mora cones story of sugar bsets more than two feet long aHd weighing only a tr,he less than II pounds. There are ssid to be two of these monster tubers there, and 1t Is claimed they were grown on the farm of a native who lives several miles up the valley from the town of Mora. It Is the intention of the Mora county grange to send these monster beets to the irrigation congress.-Las Vegas Optic.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
MANY PLAYED WELL
 ABOVE HE AVERAGE

DOUGLAS, Oct 5.- tSpecial)-
 With twelve players turning cards al Hundred or better yesterday the showing made by the Country Club zoh players looks more like those ot the days before the course was ren- aered more difficult and marks the be ginning of the fali and winter season.
 Class A button is now being worn By John Suppl who made the course Sn Ss. A 95 served to adorn Mac Smith with Class B medal. William Foster is again wearing class Q, and ae also scored s5. Gillis, a new member is wearing class D button and deserved it for Re made fine 1o2 and Best is again class E medal man, this szme with 107.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
KETCHEL. JOHNSON
 BOUT IS POSTPONED

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 5.-The Ret chel-Jofnson fight, whoch was to hay" taken place October F, has been pos poned to October IS at the request oi Promoter Cofroth. All conditions governing the match are unchanged in the new articles.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
AEEE.
Thieves and Humor.

The reason why cockneys are such smart thieves Is that they have . keen sense of humor. The street arab picks your pocket while he grins al you It Is only stupid thieves who are serious. Pooe Oliver Twists seri ousness was the cause of his arrest The humor of the Artful Dodger and Charley Bates saysd tbsm.--strana Magazine.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06

Col W. c. Creme. who has num- Der of fine races horses at his ranch nea~ Hereford. where he is training them for participation in racing events at the territorial fair, is contemplating the construction of a first class track and speedway, according to local rumor.
 Colonel Greene. besides getting these horses ready for the Phoenix fair, is. also contemplating entering them in any other events which may come up in the west this fall. and for
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
., r A,,.,r, fror, . oIstanee.

The half that doesn't know how ths other half lives puts in good deal of its time acting as if # were afraid t might Ind out.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06

that purpose proposed to construct a speedway where they may be trained properly.
 In addition to the track set of stables palatially equipped will be put in to accommodate the steeds, and for this purpose a number of arehi- tects have been consulted, among them F. c. Hurst, of this city, who has made several trips to Hereford re- gently However nothing has been definitely decided as yet regarding the stables.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
o,,,,..vyo,kIno MaehInerv.

ouick-Worklna Machinery. fn a single minute a machine which cuts up wood to make matches will turn out 10000 "sDlinss" as hey arc called
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
Bisbee Suit Club and Cleaning
 Works.

Pressing Club. Four Suits Pressed per month, s2.oo. First s1.oo paid in Suit Club may win a s4o.oo suit of clothes made to order. Cleaning, Dyeing, Repairing. Upper Main Street, next to Palace Undertaking ParIors. Phone 3o5. L. L. Stewart.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
National.
National.

At Brooklyn: Boston .5 Il i Brooklyn .. . .3 ? Richie and Reardon; Hunter and Marshall.
 (Ten innings.)
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06
Coast

Coast. At Los Angeles C13 innings): San Francisco ... .5 fl i Los Angeles -.. ... -...4 S Durham and Berry; Butler and Orendorff.
 At Oakland: Vernon ... .....-..T g 1 Oakland ...1 6 ? Breckenridge and Hogan; Tonneson and Lewis.
 At Portland: No game; rain.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-10-06

At Portland:
 No game; rain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
SUGGESTS REMOVAL or
UNIVERSITY TO PORTLAND

Portland.-One of the recommen-
datlons that DR.. William II. Prtchett,
president Of the Carnegie Foundation
fund, will be expected to make when
he returns from New York is that the
Oregon state university be removed
from Eugene to Portland, TT Is un-
fortunate" he said while here, that
your state institution is not located
in your state metropolis. 1t would do
much better here, and grow much
more rapidly and permanently"
The board of trustees of the uni
versity had asked that the school be
placed on the retiring list insuring
for every teacher retired because of
old age a pension during life, says the
Journal. 1t was felt by the board
that it would be possible to secure
better instructors if they were as
sured of a means of support after they
had worn out their mental and physi-
cal strength teaching.
1t is the purpose of the Carnegie
fund to pension pedagagues who have
become too old for active service, and
DR.. Pritchett, needing the request of
the university, came to Oregon for
the purpose of investigationg conditi-
ons. Just what his report will be
cannot be known until he has met
formerly with other members of the
committee that controls the fund.
While in Portland DR.. Pritchett
conferred with representatives of
Whitman college and Reed institute.
Retired teachers of these schools will
perhaps share in the distribution OF
the fund.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
BOURNE TO BE HOST.
Announced That He Will Entertain
Taft on Western Visit,

Portland-When President Taft
comes to Portland in October he will
be the guest of United States Senator
Jonathan Bourne. This information
is contained in a communication re-
reived by Frank Sinnott, a personal
friend of the senator says the Tele-
gram.
This is the first intimation that
Senator Bourne would return to Port
land. this summer. When the senator
went to Washington last year he stat
ed that he would return in 1909 if
possible but as time wore on and con-
gress continued in session, it was sup
posed that he would remain in the
east. 1t is known that for some time
past-while he was not answering the
rollcall on the tariff bill-Senator
Bourne has been searching New York
and other cities seeking the best eX-
pert accountants available to be en-
ployed on the new committee which
is designed to search the appropria-
tions and is expected to save millions
of dollars. This committee has been
receiving a large share of Bourne's at
tention, as the senate leaders believe
that it will stop many leaks on the
treasury. The work involved In get
ting the committee in shape to do bus
mess is so exacting at present that
Bourne considered, at one time, that
he might have to remain in Wash
ington all summer.
While in Portland, If the time per-
mits, Bourne will make a tour of the
state, visiting as many sections as
possible.
President Taft comes to Oregon in
october, and has accepted the invi-
tation of Senator Bourne to be his
guest while in the Rose City. The
president will stop at Salem and as
many other towns as possible when
passing through the state.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
INDIAN RIDES HORSE
OFF BRIDGE TO DEATH

Kamloops, B. C.-Victor Lecampe,
a member of the best known family
on the Kamloops Indian reserve, gal
loped deliberately to his death last
night. The sole witness of the tragedy
was Cecil Pinchback, who has charge
of the draw of the bridge over the
South Thompson. His story shows
that the Indian knew just what he
was doing, though theaction was
prompted by a brain more or less
crazed by drink.
The Indian came along just as
Pinchback was about to open the
draw. Pinchback told the Indian
what he was doing, and the indian
swung around and returned to the
head of the bridge. Pinchback thought
no more about the matter till he
heard the thunder of galloping hoofs
of the Indians horse on the bridge
floor. It was too late for him to do
anything, but he shouted warnings at
the top of his voice. The Indian had
his horse going at such a speed that
the poor animal had no chance to
stop itself, but its instinct caused it
to make a clear leap so that it avoid
ed all the bridge timbers anil landed in
the clearway In the water the In
dian cleared himself from the stir
rups and Struggled for a time against
the current, but finally sank 100
yards below the bridge. The horse
swan ashore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
THAW'S MOTHER
ATTACKS THE PROSECUTION

White Plains, N. Y.-The prosecu-
tors of Harry X. Thaw are criticized
and insanity experts scored in a 20
page booklet that Mrs. Mary Copeley
Thaw, mother of Thaw, issued here
today. It bears the title "The Secret
Uncovered" and alleges the existence
of a "cowardly. combination" against
Thaw and the using of unusual op-
pressive measures in his case. His
entire sanity at present is strongly as
serted.
Mrs. Thaw refers bitterly to District
Attorney Jerome, who, she says, "has
on four occasions left the RESPONSE
bilities Of his own district to pursue
the case into a district within which,
as he himself acknowledges, he has
no jurisdiction"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
ROUNDING UP HORSE
THIEVES NEAR PASCO

Pasco, Wash.-Sheriff Carter and
his deputy were in Pasco yesterday
investigating the recent horse stealing
cases that have come to light in CEN
trail Washington recently from Whit
man county The Whitman county
officials, together with Sheriff T.
Vance left last night for Adams and
Grant county to apprehend several
parties that they think they have suf
ficient evidence against to convict
The following arrests have recently
been made, Whitman county, John
w. Baize. Carl Blackenship and the
Montana Kid" for stealing horses
from Henry Gabel of Franklin coun-
ty. Baize has pleaded guilty, and it
is said he has implicated a number
of other prominent men in central
Washington. Carl Douley and Henry
Gregg have been arrested for stealing
horses in central Washington. Pres
ton Corners was arrested at Ephrato
short time ago charged with steal
ing horses in this county.
According to a statement issued
from the sheriffs office today, the
authorities of Adams. Grant, Whit
man and Franklin counties, believe
that they have broken into the ne
farious band of horse thieves that has
been plying their trade in central
Washington for several years, The
authorities of these counties are
working together in an effort to
break up the ring. 1t is expected
that other arrests will be made with
in few days.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
CUTICURA CURED
HIS SORE EYES
When 63 Years Old Eye-BaIls and
Lids Became Terribly lnfamed-
Was Unable to Go About - Home
Remedies and Professional Treat
ment we're Equally Unsuccessful.
TOOK FRIENDS ADVICE:
HAS NO MORE TROUBLE

About two years ago my eyes got
IN such condition that was unable to
20 about. They were terribly intlamed,
both the balls and lids. tried home
remedies without relief. Then de-
cided to 60 to our family physician, but
he didn't help them. Then l tried two
more Of ouI most prominent physicians,
but my ewes grew continually worse.
At this time a friend Of mine advised
me to try Cuticura Ointment, and after
using it about one week my eyes were
considerable improved and in two weeks
they were almost well. They have
never given me any trouble since. |
was then sixty-three years old and am
now sixty i've. l shall never fail to
speak a word Of praise for the Cuticura
Remedies when | have an opportunity,
and trust that this letter may be the
means Of Others being cured as | have
been. G. B. Halsey. Mouth Of Wilson.
Grayson Co., Va. Apr, 4, 1905"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24

coarsest of twine. There were sew
eral pieces of rope, coins pins galore,
countless pictures, many photographs
of himself. Strings were so inter-
woven through the accumulated lay
ers that it would have taken days to
come to the ends of them. And un-
der all, some little crusted brown
worms had made their home, Moths
flew around the room in perfect Sc
curity, and industrious spiders had
curtamed the corners and windows.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24

If people with symptoms Of kidney
or bladder trouble could realize their
danger they would without loss of
time commence taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy. This great remedy stops
the pain and the Irregularities, streng-
thens and builds up these organs and
there is no danger Of Bright's disease
or other serious disorder. Do not dis
regard the early symptoms, Koeppen
Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
r. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f: j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by mis- firm.
Walding, Klnnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Testimonials sent
free, Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa'
tlon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
Busch 10 Europe.

New York, July 24.-August Busch,
eldest son of Adolphus Busch, the
multi-millionaire brewer of st. Louis,
sailed for Germany today to join his
father. The title Of privy counsellor
Of commerce was recently conferred
upon the elder Busch by the Grand
Duke Of Hesse.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
To Command Navy Yard.

Portsmouth, N. H., July 24.-Cap-
tain Frank A. Wilmer, until recently
in command Of the armored cruiser
Pennsylvania, today succeeded Rear
Admiral Edwin X Moore as COM
mandant Of the Portsmouth navy
yard.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
Truth
and Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to per
panent success and creditable stand.
ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed
that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
SeTna Is the only remedy of known
value, but one Of many reasons why
It is the best Of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal
organs on which it acts without any
debiltating after effects and without
having to increase the quantity from
time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as It Is free from all
Objectionable substances. To get its
beneficial effects always purchase the
genuine-manufactured by the Cali
tornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for
sale By all leading druggists.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
PILES CURED AT HOME BY
NEW ABSORPTION METH Cd.

II you suffer from bleeding, itching. blind
or protruding Piles, send me your address,
and | will tell you how to cure yourself at
home by the new absorption treatment; and
will also send some Of this home treatment
free for trial, with references from your
own locality II requested. Immediate re-
lief and permanent cure assured. Send no
money, but tell others Of this ofer. Write
today to Mrs. n. Summers, Box r, Notre
Dame, Ind.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
NapcI TO Sneak,

Chicago, July 24.-secretary Nagel
is the principal speaker on today's
program Of the National Travellers
convention.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
DingIey Anniversary

Washington, July 24.-Today is the
anniversary Of the Dingley tariff bill,
which became law just twelve years
ago.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24

last of his raVe;
Astral seer and healer, teaches oc-
cult science, reveals destiny and
advises on all affairs Of life. 202
d. Webb street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24
SlabwOOd.

We want to dispose OF several cars
In 4 IT. lengths. Ask us for price in
any quantity.
OREGON LUMBER YARD.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-07-24

And other itching, burning, bleeding,
scaly and crusted skin and scalp humors
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-12-02
PAINLESS SURGERY
is DISCOVERED

New York, December 1.-Painless sur
gery-anaesthesia without after effects
is the discovery which DR.. Jonnesco,
dean of the medical board of the Uni
versity of Bucharest. who arrived here
today on the Kron Prinsessin Cecile, has
come to America to demonstrate.
Stovaine is a drug already known to
the medical world but by combining 1t
with styrchnine and distilled water ana
injecting into the spinal cord the doc
tor has been able to produce complete
insensibility to pain without loss of con-
seriousness. nausea. headache, disturb
ances Of the heart action and other IA
miliar effects of ether and ohloroform.
In one case boy with bandaGsd eyes,
on whose brain tho surgeon was at work,
asked him when the operation was to be-
gin and then walked to his cot after 1t
was over.
Specialists at Paris and LONDON. where
DR.. Jonneeco has conducted clinics, do
not all agree that the new anaesthetio 10
safe in general surgery.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1909-12-02
MRS. MARK LEWIS
GIVES DANCE FOR GUESTS.

The home of Mr.. and Mrs. Mark B.
Lewis on Highland avenue was brilliant
ly illuminated last evening for the dance
which was given to the house guests Of
the host and hostess. There were about
100 guests In attendance, including the
younger dancing set. The veranda was
decorated for the occasion In handsome
plants and cut flowers. In each room of
the beautiful home a floral scheme was
effected In different colors, the yellow
chrysanthemums bedecking the reception
hall and white blossoms In the living
room. Mrs. Lewis was q beautiful and
gracious hostess In an evening costume
Of rose pink. Tho honored guests. Miss
Virginia Abercrombie. Miss Eleanor How
ell and Miss Lula Mcqueen, were girlish-
ly pretty in white evening froolxs. Miss
Georgia Saffold, who Is considered one Of
Montgomerys beauties. was Mrs. Lewis
guest for the occasion. She, too, wore a
white dancing frock
The party was In the nature of hop
There has been no affair given by the