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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
BOYS WITH A. BUSINESS.
What Two Boys Have Done Other
Eoyg NAY no,

The same rule that makes successful
business man makes a successful busi-
ness boy; that is. to ind something
which people need, and then let them
know that YOU can supply II. OF course.
there are certain standard kinds OF bust
ess OF which every boy Misunderstanding
ewspapers. or running errands. for ex-
ample. But the really alert boy wants to
invent 4 business of his own. says Walter
Durham in April st. Nicholas.
Here is what couple of boys OF my
acquaintance have done in a business
way:
The best business boy know is James
Conroy. of Plainville. Like most boys,
Jimmy had Increased his spending
money by shoveling snow but in Plain
Vile most OF the sidewalks had taken
care of themselves. This last winter
Jimmy decided TO extend his business
and hire other boys to do the shOveling
So. late in November, he went from
house to house. politely explaining that
he proposed to make regular season
contracts for shovelng snow. just as
the man who cleans the New York
81 reefs does. at much cubic foot,
He showed that II would be much more
satisfactory to know, every time It
showed. That tn" shoVoling would he
done. and Just how much IL would cost
without waiting to make n bargain with
any one who might come along. BY this
time people were Interested. and when
jimmy measured their walks and show
cd them how much three-inch snowfall
would cost. most Of them signed his con-
tract.
Meanwhile Jimmy organized ut school
n shovel brigade OF boys who ngroea 70
report to him at the first snowfall TO
work at fair, fixed price and to keep
on working until his last sidewalk was
finished. Jimmy assigned each hoy TO a
house and waited for tho snow Fortu-
natelv, it came on Friday NIGHT. and
Jimmy could use his brigade all day
Saturday. or course, some bows shirked'
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
PRIZES WILL BE OFFERED.
Drills by Fratcrnal Organizations dur
in: Precautionary Week.

At meeting Tuesday eve. Of the
executive committee of the local ter
centenary celebration to commemorate
the discovery of Lake Champlain it
was decided that meeting of the ex
ecutiVe and athletic committees be
held this evening to discuss the ad-
Visibility of having the University of
vermont base ball team play a series
of games with some other college
team, preferably Dartmouth or Holy
cross, during the week Of the cele-
bration.
1t was also voted to send invita-
lions TO all the fraternal and patrio-
tie orga MIA lions in the State, asking
them to participate in the exercises to
be held. on Wednesday, the day pre-
vious to Presidential day. Prizes will
be offered for drill events, etc, in the
afternoon.
y Mr.. Berger, representing the Col.
Francis Ferare's Shows. formerly
known as Hagcnback's Wild Animal
Shows, also appeared before the COM
mittee with proposition. He propos-
ed bringing the shows, which include
500 people and 200 wild animals. oc-
cupying 40 cars, to Burlington, provid-
ing grounds, electric lights. conces-
sions, etc. were granted them. They
also wished $4,000 and car fare from
scranton. Pa. They agreed. however, to
return 10 per cent. of the gross re-
ceipts Of the shows. The offer was not
accepted under those conditions for
the reason that the committee has n OF
the money to pay. There will be, no
doubt, many other shows, whose own
ers will be glad to come without any
extra Inducements and who will pay
for the privilege. These shows will
probably provide part of the amuse-
rneut for tho many VISITORS
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
PAYNE ON WOMEN's GLOVES.

The chairman of the committee on
ways and means does not change front
and cover before tn embattled women
OF the country. He defes them. and ex-
presses the hope that no member OF the
House will be intimidated by any organ
zatiOn they may form.
Read his contemptuous answer to the
feminine portests against raising the
duty on gloves so as to double their
price,:
We did it to build up an Industry. Wo-
men could get along without the kid
gloves, and cotton gloves, and all that
sort Of thing. They could keep their
hands warm, although they could moi
cover their pride.
Now what do you think Of that. com.
ing from a man who never has been
counted among the women haters?
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01

MILTON MAN IN COURT.
Pleaded Guilty to Liquor Selling anu
Put on Probation.

Edward Lyman Of Milton was arraignod
in Chittenden county court Tuesday ara
pleaded guilty to Illegal litcior selling
Lyman keeps a lunch room In Milton
On recommendation OF counsel. Lyman
was placed in the hands OF the PROBATION
officer, being specially admonished not u
continue the practice of allowing liquor
to be drunk in his establishment.
Horatio I.anphere Of Milton pleaded
guilty to intoxication. Sentence was de-
ferred The case against Bert Lyon If
Milton was mol pressed. Lyon was
charged with attempting to burn build
ing in Milton.
The evidence was completed Tuesday
in the case Of Peter NJ. Campbell vs.
Adolphus King. NJ. Ct. Leary opened the
argument for the plaintiff and was fol-
lowed by Roger W. Hulburd and NJ. S.
Villas for the defense.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
ASKING TOO MICH.

(From the Brooklyn Standard Union)
The anthracite miners, who are taking
a rather peculiar time to ask for an in
crease OF wages and recognition Of the
union composed mostly OF bituminous
miners. have just passed a resolution de-
ciaring they are willing to have Presi.
dent Taft come In and settle their
claims
Once there was Judge in a New
England State who was known as a
benevolent compromiser. He was so a.
verse to deciding entirely in favor Of any
litigant that II got to be a saying that
II any man wanted a farm all he had
to do was sue some farmer for his pro.
perty, and this Judge would give him
half of It.
Tho miners undoubtedly are asking for
more than they expect to get: but must
the President Of the United tates here
after consider 1t part Of his duties Ia
see that every dissatisfied person shall
get a little more than he has but not
quite so much as he demands?
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
COUNTY COURT.
Progress Made in Case of Campbell "
King--Richmond Wan Says Guilty.

Tho plaintiffs case was completed
IN Chittenden county court Monday
I'm the action of Peter NJ. Campbell ".
Adolphus king, apt. brought to re-
cover the amount of board bill.
Joseph Arnold of Richmond was in
court in the afternoon and pleaded
guilty to an information filed against
him charging the illegal pursuit Of
n deer out of the open season. The
offence was committed December %,
last. 1t was not charged that Arnold
shot the deer. states attorney Shaw
expressed the willingness to have pay
ment of fine suspended and To having
Arnold placed in tho hands of the
probation officer. The courts dccis-
ion was not announced.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
A NEW CORPORATION.

The Redstonc Quarry company was
organized Monday with capital stock
Of 5000. H. l.. Ward, w. s. Phelps and
4. G. Whittemore were elected direc-
tors. The company takes over the prop
erty and good will OF the w. g. Phelps
ouarries and equipment, also leased
lands OF tho A. J. Taylor estate.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
The Health of Your Horse.

The proper remedy for al horse strains,
sprains or colo is Perry Davis PainEller.
Be prompt and You'll save the horse suffer-
ng-spare yourself trouble and expense
maybe eave long time waiting. You ought
have bottle ready. The new size bottle
costs 35 cents; one larger, 50 cents. Re
cure your druggist gives you Perry Davis
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
SHARKEY WANTS TO FIGHT
VIII Challenge johnson II Je6ries
Fails to DO So.

Boston March 3o.-Tom Sharkey OF
New York announced publicly from
the ring Of the Armory Athletic ASSOC
citation tonight that II Jeffries did
not challenge Jack johnson within
three months. he would issue chal-
lenge himself.
IT have not had a glove on for Ave
years" stated Sharkey. but I am not
an old-timer and I don't think much
of the heavyweights OF to-day. Give
me three months and ! could get 10
condition to give any OF them a 80
for their money"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
SAFE AND SURE

Among the medicines that are recon-
mended and endorsed by physicians and
nurses in Kemps Basam, the best cough
cure. For many years it has been re-
parded by doctors as the medicine most
likely TO cure coughs. and it has strong
hold on the esteem OF all well-informed
people When Kemps Balsam cannot
cure a cough we shall be at a loss to
know what will. At druggists and deal
ers', 25c.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
WOMEN'S LIST.

Miss Blanche G. Allen Mrs II. r.
Clark. Miss Emma T.. Dugae, Mrs.
Charles A. Earle, Mrs. Albert Floure,
Lizzie II. Gibson. Mrs. Frank l.. Goyno.
Miss Florence c. Jones, Mrs Edward
kimball Mary Auepautin Martel Mss
Edith Mcintyre, Ida Miller, Mrs Maggie
Mulridy, Miss Irene Munson Mrs
Catherine A. Parker. Mrs. Mary Robbins,
Miss S. Lais Romprey, Miss Katherine
Tranquil.
WINOOSKI STATION.
Baldwin and Cheney, Mrs Sadie Baker.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
LOW MARKS AT SCHOOL.

Sisten Ann.-"Did you get any marks
at school ter-day Bill"
Bill--"Yes; but they're where they
don't THE Sketch.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
MEMS LIST.

Signore Carlo BETH +. j. BolonG, NJ A.
| Bradford, S. II. Burne, J. C. Cobb's, W. H..
| Gibson. NJ D., Holmes Kaufman,
George II. Lowell, W. H. Nickerson, c. c.
! Irnn, Harry Reagan, Fred Stone.
Leonard L. Section, J. Warren
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
ExTpNUArINa CIRCUMSTANCES

Attendant lin botanical gardens. stern
ly)--Don't you know It's against the rules
to pluck flowers In here?
Little girl-B-b-b-but. sir thought all
that folks In glass houses shouldn't do
was to throw stones. Success Magazine.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
SELECT AUDIENCE.

Scott-Wherever does Easily get tho
idea that his Jokes are funny?
Mott-Oh. he tells them to young ladies
with pretty teeth.-London Answers.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01

New York. March So-Ignacs Jan
Paderewski. the pianist. sail for Europe
to-day on the steamer Kaiser Wilhelm
Der Crosse, He was compelled by rheu-
matism in his arms to cancel the re-
mainder Of his American tour.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

List Of unclaimed letters remaining in
the Burlington postofllce for the week
ending March 80, 1909:
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-04-01

Don't think that piles can't be cured
Thousands OF obstinate cases have
been cured by Doan's Ointment. SO
cents at any drug store.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1909-04-07

and his new wife had opened a bak-
cry in Sioux Falls they received two
copies of the New York Star. On
the last page they read these items,
paid insertions:
DlVORCED-May &c last, by final de-
cree, signed by Mr.. Justice Garth
waite of the New York Supreme
Court, New York County, an abso-
lutte divorce in favor of Lena Vogel
against Gustave Vogel, late of the
Borough of Manhattan. South Da-
kota papers will please copy.
Married-May 81, by the Rev. 10.
names Spies of the Fourth Luther.
an church, city. LENA VOGEL to
MAX MEYER, both of the city of
New York. Sioux Falls, S. d., pa
pers will please copy.
Back in New York, Max Meyer,
rechtsanwalt, swung into the pres
ence OF his wife, Lena, and laughed
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"V OGEL VERSUS VOGEL'
CONTINUED PAGE FOUR

New York. AS they descended from
the Pullman car they were met by
three persons. One was Lena Vogel.
One was Rechtsanwalt Meyer. One
was officer Mulvaney.
Another warrant, Vogel," said Null
vaney. Back they went to Magistrate
Sullivan.
Serious charge, vogel," said Sulli-
van. "Bigamy this time"
But protested Vogel, 81 amt mar
ried in New York. l married in New
jersey"
"All right" said Sullivan, "but
you've already got wife living here,
Mrs. Lena Vogel. Now you've got two
wives. And New York don't stand for
that. You've never been divorced ac-
cording to our law Magistrate Sui
livan was diplomat, and he was we'll
liked in the little old Thirteenth He
called all parties up before him. See
here, Vogel,' he remarked, you're
pretty respectable people. | don't
want to make this thing serious. Bet
ter patch it up with Mrs. Lena Vogel
some way. I'll adjourn this for
week"
THEY all adjourned-save the mag
istrate-to Meyers office. Vogel
turned to Meyer. What do you
want?" he queried "What does that
tat old woman of mine want?"
Money returned Meyer. He
smiled and rubbed his hands
"Blackmail, said Vogel. Meyer
shrugged his shoulders.
Hardly he answered. Support
Perhaps alimony'
"Alimony" yelled vogel "Why
should she get alimony?"
They always do in suits for di-
vorce,'' said Meyer.
She has no suit for divorce" said
Nogel.
Meyer passed over document
Yes, she has. Now" said Meyer,
there's her summons and complaint
She has no ground here in New
York yelled vogel.
Hasn't She" smiled Meyer. Your
only wife is Lena Vogel. Who is this
here womans with you, what you live
with9'
And she is SC respectable" sneered
Mrs. Vogel.
She is my wife, persisted vogel.
We were married in New jersey"
How much money do you pay your
wife, Lena Vogel?' queried Meyer.
Support, alimony, and-a counsel
fee"
The second Mrs. vogel took her
new husband by her arm. Come"
she said, well see Goldstein.''
They saw Goldstein. Goldstein
shook his head you went about it
all wrong" he said. The only place
where this divorce is good is in Da-
kota. You ought to have married in
Dakota.
What difference would that make?"
asked the new Mrs. Vogel.
"A good deal,'' answered Goldstein,
for, listen. If a marriage is valid in
the place where it is entered into, it
is valid everywhere. Therefore, since
the divorce is good in Dakota, the
marriage, if entered into there, would
be good, not only there but every
where. That's the law today. Go to
Dakota and get married over again.
THEY started to go to Dakota, but
they didn't get far. Meyer obtained
an order of arrest from the supreme
court directed against Vogel, on the
ground that Vogel was going to leave
the state to avoid payment of support
and alimony and counsel fee in the
action for divorce. Goldstein was
once more called in
Give cash bail, do he said to vo-
gel, "and go out and then get mar
rled in Dakota and come back and
get your bail. That'll spike their
cannon. Your marriage being good
in Dakota will be good everywhere.
That'll knock out the support, the di-
vorce that your wife Lena is trying
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quciieu GOluSUolQ.
They had, just about "Then nav
me- said Goldstein, "and go ahead"
Ihey obeyed him and went.
When Gustave Vogel and Gene
We've, his wife, came back, they found
once more the bulky form of Null
vaney, with a warrant.
"Bigamy again." said Mulvaney. Vo-
gel laughed. "All right" said Vogel.
This time l guess bigamy don't go
SO we'll. If you take us in someone
VIII maybe have to suffer actions for
damages for false Imprisonment"
HEY went to Meyers and there
was Lena. Meyer said Vogel: /
sue you for this outrage"
Ono" returned Meyer: "then you
admit this is an outra ge-you ac-
knowledge your guilt. You and this
woman"
This woman said vogel, SIS now
my wife"
mot in New York. returned Mey-
er, calmly.
What is she in New York, then?"
queried Vogel.
Meyer held UP his hand deprecat-
ingly. 81 never call no Names" he
said. I'll send for Goldstein,' he an
nounced. Goldstein came.
Gee" commented Goldstein to yo.
gel why the dickens didn't you stay
IN Dakota, you blamed idiot?"
"Why?' spluttered vogel, you told
US before to so out and come back
Thunder, said Goldstein, that
was before this U. S. court decision
in the Shaughnessy case"
Who's Shaughnessy queried Vo-
gel.
"shaughnessy," said Goldstein,
was paper carrier in Philly. Got
tired of his wife-quite different
case from yours-went to Jersey to
get divorce. She was served with
publication. He married in Jersey,
mind, the second time, where his di-
vorce was good; just as you went to
south Dakota again-parallel cases.
Wen, the Y. S. supreme has knocked
everything in cooked hat. Holds
that his marriage is good in New
Jersey only. That means that there's
only one place in the whole world
where this new Mrs. Vogel is your
wife-that's South Dakota. Eyery-
where else She's"
I'VE don't call no names, said
Meyer, softly.
You've got to so back to South
Dakota and stay there, if YOU want
to be respectable and-safe." said
Goldstein.
And they cart do that" murmured
Meyer, because of this here charge
OF bigamy, this new charge; this here
divorce alimony; this here support:
now can they get back. New York
won't let EN-, don't you see-not I'M
I'll they come down with the goods,
GUSTAVE Vogel turned to Lena yo.
gel. How much money do YOU
want?" he asked
All you've got" she answered. 81
made it and saved it, and it's mine
anyways. And maybe | could to mar
ry again. Who knows. There's plen-
ty OF fish what amt jumped out of
the fryin' pan. and who-likes 'em
fat"
Gustave turned to his new wife.
My little dumpling frau" he said
we are martyrs. These are wolves.
But we are up against it. So saws
Goldstein. So says Judge Sullivan.
Come. lovely one. We shall go back
to South Dakota. There shall be par.
adise. | shall open a bakery. and you
snail bake, and we shall work"
The new Mrs. Vogel shifted. You
shall open bakery, you shall bake,
and you shall work. AS for me, Gus
tave, l warn you. The divorce laws
out there are easy, and the alimony
big. | go, but not to work.
Mrs. Lena Vogel held out her hand.
Go" she said, sand take my advice.
Miss Genevieve-it is Miss Genevieve |
here, amt it Meyer?-take my advice.
Lay on leetle fat
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aloud for JOY. q am so happy he
announced.
1T is me who make you So" she
said.
He shook his head. You are all
right, too, Lena, mine" he returned
but it is not all that. This day
nave been retained in my first case
on appeal
"A big case?" ventured Lena.
ut is a suit over $685." returned
Max, but big. l should say so. Every
case is big when it is a case upon
appeal"
Poetic Friend: What, sir. | ask
you. is as deeply profound. as majes-
tically impressive, as the silence OF
the dim past?
Common Mortal: Well-er-how
about the silence just preceding the
curtain lecture.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1909-03-25
HEREIs RELIEF FOR WOMEN.

If y have pains in the back, Urinary, Bladder or
Kidney trouble, and want certain, pleasant herb
lief from Woman's ills, try Mother Gays "AUSTRAl-
AN-lEAF" 1t is safe, reliable regulator, and re-
and alterations Mother Gray's Austraian-Leaf is
sold by Druggists sent by mail for SO cts. Sample
sent FREE Address, The Mother Gray Co., lie Roy,
Ny.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1909-03-25
RICH RED BLOOD.
You Will Never Have 1t as Long as
You Have Dyspepsia.

Just as long as you have dyspepsia
your food will not properly digest, and
the nutritious elements in the food will
not be extracted or absorbed, and i'm
poverished or watery blood will follow.
This condition may not be apparent
at first, but it will come just as sure as
the sun will rise again.
Any stomach ailment, including all
forms of indigestion, can be promptly
cured by using Mi-o-na tablets, scien-
tific treatment unsurpassed.
1t stops fermentation, belching of gas
and taste of sour food almost at once.
The mighty power of Mi-o-na to invig-
crate and restore the stomach to perfect
condition is known everywhere.
Mona cures by building up-by
banishing the cause. For thin people
it is great flesh builder, because it
causes the stomach to give more and
purer nutrition to the blood. 1t cures
sea and car sickness and vomiting of
pregnancy almost Immediately L. p.
Van Werden sells Mi-o-na for so cents
a large box, and guarantees it to cure
or money back.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1909-03-25
SAVE RECIPE.
Says Homemade Mixture is Easily
Prepared, and Cures Weak
Kidneys and Bladder.

Here is simple homemade mixture
as given by an eminent authority on
kidney diseases, who makes the state
ment that it will relieve almost any
case of kidney trouble if taken before
the stage of Bright's disease. He states
that such symptoms as lame back, pain
in the side, frequent desire to urinate,
especially at night; painful and dis
colored urination, are readily overcome.
Here is the recipe. Try it:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Take a teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
A well-known druggist here in town
is authority that these ingredients are
all harmless and easily mixed at home
by shaking we'll in bottle. This mix
ture has peculiar healing and sooth-
ing effect upon the entire Kidney and
Urinary structure, and often overcomes
the worst forms Of Rheumatism in just
a little while. This mixture is said to
remove all blood disorders and cure
the rheumatism by forcing the kidneys
to filter and strain from the blood and
system all uric acid and foul, decom-
posed waste matter, which cause these
Affections. Try it if you aren't we'll
Save the prescription.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1909-03-25
Mrs. j. J. Sears.

Mary Jane Phillips was born in Greene
county, Ohio, February q, 1871, and
died at her home near Decatur City,
Iowa, March IA, 1909, aged 6S years and
Is days. The deceased came with her
parents to Jefferson county, Iowa, in
1910, where she grew to womanhood.
On November 16, 1862, she was united
in marriage with John J. Sears. To this
union were born four sons and four
daughters, Ida, Susie c., A. Lewis, Vim.
H Benjamin F., Angie L. and Grover G..
Two, Ida and VIM. H., preceded her in
death. The remaining six, together
with her aged companion, were with
her during her last illness. While very
young she professed faith in Christ and
united with the Christian church. After
ward with her husband she united with
the Church of the Brethren of which
she remained faithful and consistent
member until death. Funeral services
were held at the Franklin church March
18th, conducted by the writer, inter-
ment in the cemetery adjoining.
H. M KOR