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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

See where a waiter in Dolmonico'a
amassed fortune OF $500 900
through tips. The writer can hold
up his right hand and take oath that
ne had no part In building up this
extravagant bank roll.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Pretty stenographers and Joy
rides in excess are enough to dis
turb the entente cordiale OF any
home.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Perhaps the County hospital viii
make plain TO the grand jury the
improvements made since The
Star expose began and perhaps
not.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Nobody has ever accused secre.
tary Ballinger OF crime: he
merely has an unfortunate habit Of
stirring the suspicious of nervous
citizens.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Education at the rate Of $500 a
lesson IL certain. sooner or later,
TO demonstrate TO the freezum
butchers the expensive error Of
their ways
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19
ON THE QUIET.

He-Would your mother object
10 mo kissing you
She-She wouldn't hear OF it,
Comic Cuts.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Nebraskans gave Mr. Aldrich a
fine pair N cowboy chaps" Gentle
hint no doubt. that the west will
buck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

II President ZeIaya liant careful
he will be slapped. and perhaps II
won't be on the wrist. either
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

New York Is enjoying another
grand opera war. 10 many people
this is the only thing enjoyable
about grand opera.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

''Down the line" in san Francisco they beginning TO
talk about good times that Heney and the reform inter-
of the way "The line in San Francisco never
OF fact has known anything but good times What
they say is even better times
There slight restrictions, 1t IS true They are
honored the breach than in the observance but still
they restrictions They beginning talk about doing
away with them Keepers Of certain popular heightened
drinking complaining OF law that prevents music
after French proprietors replacing tar
nshcd fittings with gilt The unspcakable Barbary Coast
its nightly debauch little earlier.
'"The waking up, remark the inhabitants OF hc
line" "It's going to be good town.
So much for the other class.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

It's neck and neck between foot
ball and the Maine hunting season.
with football gaining rapidly for
the corpse medal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Anyhow. Mrs. Stetson has the
privilege Of believing that It never
happened
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Nicaragua quite evidently be-
longs to the class which has plen-
~ OF grit, but very little Judgment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

That Hoboken man who deserted
his wife because he had 20 button
har shoes probably dreaded the time
when she would add a dress that
buttons down the back.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Miss DnpkIes Undertakes Taffeta q
saibri5sans Great Department Store.
HY FRED scHAEFER
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

That Jeffrles has had his nose
fixed II no sign the fight Is going 20
be fixed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19
Very Familiar.

Ntt1 FaHlilaTs
Miss r.. SO you took Jack up on
Mt Vesuyius? Was he awed by the
noise and the clouds OF smoker
MIR. S.-Not at all He said II
made him homeslck.
Miss R.--Homesiok?
Mr.. S.--Yos. II reminded him so
much OF housekeeping days.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

has become such comfortable,
coy eoterie that frequently trials
have been interrupted by It's laugh.
ter and applause, aud its heated
discussion OF points in the various
cases.
Judge Petit has just struck fell
blow at the gallery by firing three
regulars" out of his court room.
They were known to attaches only
as Bismarck" THE Deacon" and
THE Count" The trio held an in
dlgnation meeting outside, and re.
solved TO boycott the divorce court
In favor of moving picture
theatre, II they find the price.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19
THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE E.:

ny mail, out OF city--t year, 81
snontha, $780, 4 mohths ACE. Entered
90 ssatfle, Wash, possibilities, NJ
aee0nd-sinns matter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

II Secretary Ballinger were to bale
all the laurels he has won In the
Alaskan coal land controversy, the
resultant bundle would be about the
size OF a toothpick.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Record for laying concrete on the
Catun dam Was made on a Sunday.
Probably hustled 10 keep the dam
from being hOley.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Francis Heney heard the peoples verdict OF Stop
the graft prosecutions" he simply remarked
Poor San Franciscol"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19
THANKS FOR LOVE AND HOME

Surgical Ward. CITY Hospital
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19
STAR DUST

Nobody minds
h a n Gin TO a
strap IN tn pay
car"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-11-19

Teaeher-YOu should be ashamed
OF yourself Why, at your age Geo.
washington was surveyor.
Puptl-Yes, sir: and at your age
he was president OF the United
States. Boston Transcript
A woman. dirty and dfsheyeied,
vent into public dispsnsary NTH
hsf right arm bruised and bleeding.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
ORIGIN
OF a Famous Human Food.

The story OF the great discoveries
or inventions is always OF interest.
An active brain worker who found
himself hampered by lack of bodily
strength and vigor and could not carry
out the plans and enterprises he knew
how TO conduct, was led to study va.
rious foods and their effects upon the
human system. In other words. be,
fore he could carry out his plans he
had TO lind a food that would carry
him along and renew his physical and
mental strength.
He knew that n food which was a
brain and nerve builder (rather than
mere fat maker) was universally
needed. He knew that meat with the
average man does not accomplish the
desired results. He knew that the
soft gray substance In brain and
nerve oenters Is made from Albumen
and Phosphate OF Potash obtained
from food. Then he started to solve
the problem.
Careful and extensive experiments
evolved Grape-Nuts. the now famous
food. II contains the brain and nerve
building food elements In condition
for easy digestion,
The result OF eating Grape Nuts
daily is easily seen In a marked sturdi.
ness and marked activity Of the brain
and nervous system, making II a
pleasure for one TO carry on the daily
duties without fatigue or exhaustion.
Grape.Nuts food is IN no sense a
stimulant but Is simply food which
renews and replaces the daily waste
OF brain and nerves.
Its favour Is charming and being
fully and thoroughly cooked at the
factory II ia served instantly with
cream.
The signature OF the brain worker
spoken OF. c. W. Post, is to be seen on
each genuine package OF Grape-Nuts
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, THE Road TO MELVILLE. "
There's a reason"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

In an elder day at the academy and 1t may be
80 to-day. the mail bag into which the cadets
dropped their letters was hung with wide distend
ed mouth Just inside the door OF tho guardhouse
untl the FIRST call for breakfast, the guardhouse
WAS on limits" The instant the drums rolled
the cadets could enter the building and drop their
letters one morning a cadet stood without the
door. holding his letter In his hands The drum.
mors sticks were poised trcmblngly. waiting to
fall for the pounding out Of the first call for
breakfast
The cadet saw the poised sticks entered the
guardhousC ana dropped his letter Just AS the
first note Of the call sounded, lie had passed
through the doorway Just one sixteenth OF sec.
ond too soon. An onicer saw him mail his let.
ter and report OF on limits" went In which
caused the unfortunate letter mailer to perform
extra guard duty for 10 long hours-not consec.
utlyo hours. however
ON tho first hook on the wall OF his alcoye the
cadet must hang one specific article OF clothing.
on the second hook another article and 40 on
IT, perchance, the youth hangs his dresscoat on
the nail sacred to the oyercoat. he can bid fare
well TO release from quarters for two SATURDAYS
at least, and H. porchance, the shell Jacket hanga
ON the hook given over to trousers. he NAV add
three more days OF confinement To thos, witch
have accrued from the crime of the mlsplaced
oyorcoat
The methodical cadet runs a yardstlck along
the toes Of the extra shoes which under rert,Ia.
ton, must be placed In regular order bencoth
the foot Of his bed, II the toe Of one shoe nro
trides half an inch beyond the toe of its innte
the cadet gets one demerit mark ll more nan
one pair OF shoes shows symptoms of IRREGULAR.
ity Ia the matter Of toeing the scratch the r,det
viii receive a sufficient number OF dcmcrlt An, ma
TO enable him to realize thoroughly the bs,,,t,ea
OF right line rs applied TO something besides
geometry,
It is "a boastly grind as the Eugllsh cI,rey.
man said, but Il is a grind that has Dos uses and
the proof OF It is written In am the records M The
service
ilazing Is In sense an hereditary habu The
army officers who have been asked In IN, ,ears
that are past ana who are being asked today
To root out the practice of "dy,Uugn tbs Niche
at West Point, did not, and have not aI NJ, mem
their hearts In the work, for were they pot hazed
themselves, and were they not ln firp b,gorsg
Nine out of ten OF the hazrd win tell ,o,, today
that they prohted by the experience
When Gen. Ulysses Simpson Gran, entered
plebe camp. first cassmnn who potic,d the
boys strong build intlmatcd TO him that II you'd
DO pleasure to have him call lmmediat,I, NJ the
souiors tent Grant went There ia ,,Le nj
West Point which was rule In Grants day a,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
TIme TO channe subject.

The Courior.Journal tells Of this
embarrassing statement made by a
well'known Louisville woman who Il
known rs saying things without
thinking Her daughter was enter.
taining n young man on the front
porch and the mother was standing
at the fence talking to the nelghbors
next door In the yard Of the latter
was baby a little over a year old.
and II was trying to walk. You
shouldn't let II walk so young" ad.
viscd TIM thousitisss niatron. watt.
until it's "A little older let my
daughter walk when she was about
that age, and II made her bow'legged," s..
The young man began to talk ener.
getically about the weather.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

school, lnfrhctonH OF regulations may Ia "A
sense be- termed disobedence. but they are never
80 regarded Ia any OF the worlds schools Hoy
nature would needs be remade II the rules NJ any
institution were to be kept to the letter OF the
law.
Discipline at West Point IL rigid to severity
"A far as disciplinary methods are concerned the
school never changes II II the same to-day ~
II was In the days OF Grant and Ice
Take day at the academy and compare It's
duties with those Of any other institution. mat.
ter of what country, and II Will be seen that In
comparison TO the cadets labor the work OF stu
dents at other schools Ia but play, During certain
months Of the year there IL little play at West
Point Drlll In the open air gives the requisite
exercise To keep the physique right, and for roc.
roatiOn apparently there II no need
The routine has changed little with the pass.
Ing years. but In general way the days pro.
gram at the academy IL like this;
Reyellle az q O'Clock. roll call al e 2O break.
fast AZ G.e5. guard mount NJ 7:l5 rectatlons
and study hours from until dinner. / until
$40. rccitationa aud study from until T. drill
from Z until $40; parade at $3.50, supper at &;
study from until $3.50, tattoo then taps ana
sleep.
There are no rcclmuons at the United States
military academy ON saturday afternoons. and the
cadets are given what "a called release from
quarters" with permission 10 visit one another In
barracks or To roam about the reservation Ia
king good care under pain OF dismissal, TO keep
Release from quarters never comes for some
cadets. The breaking Of some small rule means
confinement to quarters or the walking OF extra
guard tours. The boy who unwittlngly puts on
pair OF white trousers having AN iron rust stain
on them, and wears them no drill or at dress pa.
rado will know no release from quarters for
days
should a spcck Of rust be- found ON his rino az
Sunday morning inspection he win shoulder that
rifle and walk two or moro hours mp and down
the area OF barracks as sentinel without
charge" while his more fortunate comrades are
experiencing the ecstasy which comes from per.
mission 10 ramble about the parade ground and
TO view the hoto and other delights OF clyiliza.
ton from distance.
Upon occasion the cadets are given permission
to call upon friends ut the little hotol ON the res,
eryauon II, however boy commits tho onor-
nous onenso OF leaving the main parlor OF the
hotel to visit his father or mother In another
room, and the act should be discovered he Will
never the inside OF that hotel again until
many weeks have rolled by aud he has oxpatcd
his crime by many extra tours OF guard duty In
the bToillng sun or zero weather or Highlands
winter.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
lad TO Hear evIdenee.

Some ladies' were visiting at
Blancho's home one day During the
conversation. while the visitors were
there. one Of the ladies was describ.
ing how the blowtics laid eggs and
they Matched out as maggots Four.
yearold Blanche did not seem to be
Interested In the conversation nor pay
any attention to what they had been
talking about. After the visitors had
gone. Blanche said.
Mamma, I don't believe flies lay
eggs
Why asked the surprised mother.
'Bccauro ! never heard one cacklc."
eNplnInod The donbtIng nInnrhn
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

In the smokingroom OF the Finland.
discussing n June wedding. Andrew
Carnegie snld:
And thank goodness II wasn't an
international marriage. though the
bride did have rs millions.
Not" appended Mr.. Carnegie. that
| object to international marriages
wherein the two parties are good and
honorable and well matched. But 80
many OF these marriages are like one
that Boston cynic described to
me.
Was It happy marriago?' asked
this Bostonian
"'Oh quite. said he. The bride
was happy. her mother was over.
joycd. Lord Lacland was In &C.
stacics. and his creditors. under.
stand. were In a state OF absolutely
endless and uncomfortable bliss"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
Hospitals a Benefit to Property.

The National Association Tor tho
study and Prevention Of Tuberculosis
has recently concluded an invcstlga.
ton. which shows that 675 per cent.
OF the tuberculosis sanatoria and hos.
pitals Of the United States have been
a benefit TO the property and health
OF the communities In which they arc
located In the case OF more than 90
per cont. Of the sanatoria the presence
OF the institutions has helped to In.
crease the assessed value OF surround.
ing property.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
DREADFUL 0ANDRUFF.
olrl's Head Enerusted-Feared Loss
Of All Her Hair-Baby Had MIX.
Crust missionary's wife Made
We Perfeet our.s By cutIeurs.

For several years my husband
was a missionary in the Southwest
Every ono In that high and dry at.
mosphere has more or less trouble
with dandruff and my daughters scalp
became so oncrusted with Il that I
was alarmed for fear she would lose
all her hair. After trying various rom.
edles, In desperation bought n cake
OF Cuticura Soap and n box Of CUT.
cura Ointment. They left tho scalp
beautifully clean and FREQ from
dandruff. and am happy TO say that
tho Cuiicura Remedies were a com.
plete success. have also used sue.
cessfully tho Cuticura Remedies for
so called 'milk.crust on baby's head.
Cutlcura Is n blessing. Mrs. J. A.
Darling. $40 Fifth St.. Carthage. Ohio.
Jan. 20. 1905"
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp, Solo Props. Boston
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

you show oruditlon beyond your
years Now n you will look at my
water bucket you will see that II is
a. dry AZ a chip ny the further e1.
ercise Of your knowledge and obserya.
'lon' Mr. Grant. can you tell me by
"hat means ! may prevent the warp
ing and leaking OF my bucket?"
Have II flllcd." said Grant.
Very good. again. Mr.. Grant; but
pray note what you said have II
hlled' not MI IT, That necessarily
means. MIR. Grant. that some one must
hll Il for me. You have shown 30
much ncumen that fear to violate
the terms Of your prescription either
In letter or In spirit. which I should
do II | presumed to carry the bucket
to the water tank myself"
Grant filled the bucket
A member OF the West Point clasa
OF 1870. now an officer OF high rank
In active service. tells this story about
the iirst day In plebe camp OF Fred.
crlck Dent Grant, ron Of Ulysses.
An upper clnssman. bent on nothing
else than having some fun with the
son of the famous general. asked him
on hi advent into camp while be was
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

and made ms feel like new person,
and II shall always have my praise"
Mrs. w. i. VALENTINE, 0O2 Lincoln
Avenue, Camden, y, J..
Gardiner, Me. - was n great suf-
ferer from n female disease. The doc
tor said | would have 10 go TO the
hospital for an operation. but Lydia l..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound com
pletely cured me In three months."-
MRs. s. A. WILLIAMS, X. Il. ID. No. IL,
Box 80, Gardiner Me.
Because your case Is n difficult one,
doctors having done you no good
do not continue TO suffer without
giving Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial. 1t surely has cured
many cases of female ills, such as In.
Elimination, liberation, displacements,
iibroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic
pains, baCkache, that bearing-dOWn
feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner.
y0us prOstration. II costs but triae
to try II, and the result is worth nil.
lions to many suffering women.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

vol that any cadA who
aaSs another TO perform
any mental Work Tor hin
email be dismissed from ne
...'icc The frat c.assmaf
t.." zoo uuOA 90 a.X his
ttror outright to 90 any.
.ul.s ol tue Alnd. but here
b. ,ip way whlcn yeraclous
.e.lemy history says that
le vent at II.
presume. Mr.. Grant,
that yOI have lived on a
farm. ana sucn being the
care you undoubtedly have
had rare opportunities 10
note the effect Of the suns
rays on certain objects.
Now. II you had left in the
sun a water bucket that was
innocent Of the retention Of
a single drop Of the fluid,
what do you think. sir.
would have been tho partic.
ular effect Of the sun upon
that particular water
bucket"
= think" said Cadet
Grant. that II would get
warped and leaky."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

she-I can't bind myself until I'm
sure. Give me time to decide, and II.
six months hence feel as do now.
win be yours.
Ardent wooer--I could never wait
that long. darling. Besides the courts
have decided that dealing In futures.
without the actual delivery Of the
goods. is gambling pure and simple
Puck
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

was duh and exhausted nearly an the
time I consulted doctors and used
medicines. but only Doans Kidney
Pills helped me. Soon 1 was perma.
nently cured"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
Another Step Needed.

Y like my house all right" said
Luschman. except for one thing. I
guess you'll have to fix that"
What Is ~" asked the architect.
Several times lately I've nearly
broken my neck reaching for another
ntep at tho head Of tho atnira ,shon A
got home late. 20 guenH yon'd h-tter
put another step there."-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

this valuable medi-
cine, Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. i suf-
fered from terrible
headaches, pain in
my back and right
side, was tired and
nervous, and so
weak cOuld hardly
s tand. Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Negeta-
bic Compound re-
stored TO health
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

Delay is dangerous.
AlOnzD Adams Os
coo'a. Iowa. says
My Kidneys failed
me. ] suffered aw.
ful pain and was SO
weak ! could not
work and often had
10 iukn I'D bod 1
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy.

Camden, N.J.-'It Is with pleasure
that l add my testimonial TO your
already long list hoping that II may
induce others TO avail themselves OF
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

stIl wearing the clothes of civil life: which do
YOU think Is the greatest man. Gen. George wash
Iugton or Gen. Ulysses g. Grant,"
Fred's answer blunt and quick, was; washing
ton may have been the greater man. but my Ia
Their was the greater soldier"
MIR Grant" said the upper classmnn. TO com
mare your father to George Washington In any
sense IL like unto the comparing OF plucked hen
TO the American engle'
Then there followed a fight. but II stopped
almost instanter by some first cassmen because
the place was too pibc.
Gen. John NJ schoned was an artillery officer.
The army has Il that Schoned had distaste for
the infantry branch because OF experience which
he underwent during his first week pebe ut
the military academy
Some yearngs chased Schoneld up a ladder from
tho cock lott Of barracks to the roof The future
hero of Franklin was clad only In a night shirt.
when the rof was reached the cadets gave Scho-
field a rife marked out sentlnes beat on the
lin roof and started tie future artilleTyman on his
walk back and forth vlth the musket on his shoul.
der They kept him n II with few intermssons,
from taps to reveille
Edgar Allan Poe wal a cadet at West Point only
for a short time ARM tradition holds nothing con.
corning the hazing OF Poe The academy. however
ia the custodian Of one NJ Poes first poems. which
is nothing short OF hriking example OF tho boys
wit
While Poe was at BE- academy Lieut.. Joseph
Lock was stationed tlrfe u tactical officer. Lock
was the strctest knoo OF disciplnarian. and ho
was constantly reporting Poe for ofenses reports
which brought rs thor natural consequence some
heavy punishments re had his revenge In a poem
which the curious may find In a volume called
Tie Taos" which wat|publishod years ago by the
cadets:
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16

coTs mess and there In response to
question from the superintendent
Of tho academy. he summarized Ma
opinion Of the days duties 81 the
cndo" by paraphraalng the remark
OF the Ftonchman on one Of tho Cri
mean battlohelds. ITS magnificent.
but its bcaatly grind"
Lord Roberts not long ago declared
that the United States school on tho
Hudson IL the greatest military lnsti.
tullon In the world The hero Of Kan.
dnhnr doubtless had made some study
OF the records ana OF averages. for
history shows that In the number of
soldiers entitled to be- called great.
West Point has turned out more than
ah the military schools OF the con.
tinent combined
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-07-16
True RESIGNATION.

Old Maids II really true that mar.
riages are made In heaven?
Doctor-Yes. I believe 30.
Old Maid lreslgncdly) then,
doctor, YOU needn't call again.