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Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

that were strong to &c higher than yester-
day. The trade was In a good, healthy
and the hogs sold quite freely
at prevailing prices so that early arrivals
were all sold before 10 o'clock in the morn
ing. A considerable proportion OF all the
hogs brought G.671Ed7.70, while yesterday
over half of all the hogs were bought at
Strictly good hogs sold on up as
high as S775 as against a top yesterday Of
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

ern, uyO2a1.OQA; No. 2 northern. u.OOa1Og4;
No. . EOrtneru, y65aUJyhc.
sEED-FlaN, ub3M
8 yellow, 5tAu5slaC.
OAIS-No. 3 white, TlknSfhc.
KNE-No. 2. 6iAa65hc.
BIlAN-ln 1O0-lD. sacks, $3.50.
FLOUR-Ftrut patents, N.aOu5.40, second
patents, -. lOu0.2O; first clears, A.4Ou465;
second clears, t3.20a3.40.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
sioux city Live stock Market.

SIOUX CITY, la, Nov, 3.-(Special Tele-
gram) CATTLE-Receipts, 100 head;
t8.O0q475; feeders, A.OOq5.OO; stockers, 800
0A25.
mostly Sc higher; range OF prices. S7.G0u
IT'S; bulk OF sales, V.65G77O.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

ST. LOUIS. Nov. 3-CATTLE-Receipts
400 head. including 100 Texans: market
steady; native shipping and export steers,
B.6507.50; dressed beef and butcher steers.
S6.5W650i steers under LOO lbs. 0.75f5.25:
stockers and feeders, 8.5Oa5O0; cows and
heifers, 8&0TO0; Gamers, GBQ2JO, bulls.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
philadelphia Produce Market.

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 2-BUTTEft-
Firm; extra western creamery, 8hc; extra
nearby prints, Soc.
EGGS-Firm and In good demand; Penn
sylVania n other nearby firsts, free cases,
sic al mark, current receipts, In return
able cases. 2c az mark; western firsts, free
cases, SIC 81 mark, current receipts, free
cases, i5d9ic az mark,
CHEESE-Firm. New York full creams,
choice. lG4.r; New York fun creams, fair
10 coed. f54MI6ac.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

Omaha cash Prices

: WHEAT-No. 2 hard, sScd$1.01; No. 3
hard. 94d96hc; No. 4 hard, 9OG92c; No. 2
spring, 99ca$1.Ol; No. 3 spring, 9SqS6o; No 4
CORNING. 2, 55%q56c; No. 3, 55Aq56c;
No 4, 551sc; No. 3 yellow, 55%456c; No.
? MjAte, 59c; No. 3 white, 59c.
OATS-No. 3 mixed, S6hqS7c: No. 3 vel
low, S7hd37%c; No. 3 white, 37Ag3Sc; NO.
4 white, 3f087tkc; standard, SSho.
RYE-No. 2, 6Sd69c; No. 3, SIC.
Car Lot Receipts.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
Coffee Market.

NEW YORK, Nov. 2-COFFEE-Futures
closed steady, net 9 points higher TO s
points lower. sales were reported OF l03, $50
bags, including November at'6&c; Decem-
W6cpc; April. 6.65c. May G75c; July 6S0d
6S5c: september, 6.&d690c. spot quiet; No.
z Rio. sc. No. 4 santos. SAc. mild quiet,
CoTdova. galihc.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK MARKET
Cattle weak-Hogs, sheep and Lambs
Higher.

CHICAGO, Nov. 3-CATTLE-Receipts,
24,OO0 head; market weak; steers, $500
9.iO; cows, $8.5O85.OO heifers, $S.2jq5.0O;
bulls, $3.OOd4.75; calves, $3,OOq6.5O: stockers
and feeders, 81. 7505.50.
HOGS-Receipts, 1900 head; market 59
loo higher; choice heavy, N.SJHS.OO; light,
$.7Oq7.sO; light mixed, S74bG7.70; butchers,
E.7O1S.O0; packing, S7,25974O; pigs, 5000
7.25; bulk OF sales, S7.TO47.90.
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Receipts. 1900
head; market 10G15C higher; sheep, S3.O0p
525; lambs. $6OOQaL25; yearlings. $500
"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
nnInth GrnIn AInrLe4

DULUTH, Nov. 3-WHEAT-December
9S&c; May, SlO2A; No, I northern, $lOlk;
No. 2 northern. 99&c. ~
OATS-36%M7Nc. --. t. g. - ,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

MILWAUKEE,. Nov. 2-WHEAT-No. /
northern, H.OS41OSA. No. 2 northern, $lO50
los; December. u.0ih bid.
OATS-42hc.
BARLEY-Samples, bu6Tc.
and-uperf-wTlSSesc A7-7s6s7 8 3 u. 1854 Sc
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

LIVERPOOL Nov. 2-WHEAT-Spot.
quiet: No. . Ird. western winter, nominaly
Is l0rd Futufes, Is SAd; March, Is 7sd;
MaY. rs Esd.
CORN-SpOt, auiet; new. American.
mixed. via Galveston, Is 1tikd, Futures,
steady. Deoember. s. sad.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
London stock NInrket.

LONDON. Nov 3-OHly a small business
was done in American securities dlIrinP tbs
early session today. At noon the market
was steady, with values from "A below 10
y above Mondays New York closing.
London closing stocks:
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

and little change occurred except I'm Anal
gamated. which was advanced sharply on
wan street buying. The market closed
dull.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
PenrIn nrain NInrket.

PEORIA. Nov 2-CORN-steady; No. .
elbow, dc; No. q yellow dci No. 2 6lc;
40. g. &c; No. 4. new. 65c.
O~ATS-Steadyi standard. 10; No 3 white,
Bsh atoI 20, 4 white SO
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

n you have Unytning 20 sell or trade
and want qiuck action. advertise II In The
Bee Want Al. Column
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

aSnndav
RECEIPTS.

Receipts and disposition Of I'VE stock at
the Union Stock Yards, south Omaha, for
W enty-four hours ending at 3 p. m. yester-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
MiaReapOIis Grain Market.

MINNEAPOLIS. MIN Nov. 2-WHEAT
=nncpmbeI SlNGolo lis. Nav. 81 O2Agml nPa:
cash No. / hard ~Sl.O2AglO2a; No. / north
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
Herbert E. GOOch Co.
Brokers and Dealers "

aRAH. PROV IsIoHs. sTocKA
D office; soO n. Y. Life nids.
Ssn TeloDhona DoaElns cal 49,
Independent A-2l2l ana A-aIaa
olaeEl n LarEsst HoEsR In the Utate
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

slI.NER-Bar, steady at % SIZED per o..
MONEY+hQ4A per cent
the rate Of discount IN the open market
FOR short bills Is tAG47s per cent; for three
months bills, 4Aa4M per cent.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
Damage BIZ Hamowe,en R~eveIers.

HURON S. D., Nov. 8-(Special)-Ra-
ports come from Hitchcock OF unwarranted
depredations committed in that city Hat.
lowen'en, The wanton destruction OF the
property amounts TO several hundreds Of
dollars and includes the putting out Of
commission Of the gasoline engine IN the
elevator and the emptying from a tank Of
l59 gallons OF gasoline. Sidewalks were
demolished and a carload Of telegraph poles
standing upon a sidetraek were unloaded
and the streets strewn and blockaded with
machinery and farm implements and much
property destroyed, including goods taken
from Young's warehouse. The matter Will
be investigated By the authorities.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04

II you have anything 90 seal or trade
and want quick action, advertise II in The
Bee Want Ad columns.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
Kanaas CItY Grain md ProvIsiona.

KANSAS CITY, Nov. 2-WHEAT-Cash,
lka1Rc lower: No. 2 hard, A,60hgLO5; No.
3, 9ScQ$L.OS; No. ? red, H.1td117i No. 8,
S1.10d1.I.
CORN-Unchanged; No. 9 mixed, SEC; No.
8. 56%c; No. white, 6O34d6lc' No. 3, 90
d6OIsc.
OATS-Nominally unchanged; No. 2 white,
40G41c; No. 2 mixed. Saa40c.
RYE-T0dI2c. 3
HAY-Unchanged 70 CSC lower; choice
timothy, Sl2.O0Q12.5O; choice prairie, $3.50
$50; choice alfalfa, 81. 7641676.
BUTTER-Creamery, extras SOC; firsts,
CSC; seconds, 26c; packing stock, 22c.
EGGS-ENtras, &c; firsts, 253kc; seconds
and dirties, 20c; current receipts, 24hN
southerns, loss off. lac.
Receipts. Shipments.
Wheat. ................ 1885, O0 125, 1000
Corn, $1,000 5000
oats. 1900 1900
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
BOSTON stock. and Hondr.

BOSTON, Nov. 3.-Money, call loans, AZ
G5ls per cent; time loans, 4Ad5h per cent.
Closing quotations on stocks and bonds:
Omaha daily bee., 1909-11-04
MnnnuEee Grnin Mnrkti

A sked bid,
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17
.E[k|NS MATCH Sc
CRET DISCLOSED
SENATOR REFUSED TO ALLOW
DAUGHTER TO WED ABRUZZI
WHEN HE LEARNED PARLIA-
MENT NIGHT MAKE HER NOR
GANATIC WIFE.

Washington, D. c., April 16-In
the copy of Foreign Relations for
1906, issued by the State Department
and made public today, appears some
showing that on July
IA, 1906, Assistant Secretary Bacon
made inquiries of the Italian ambas-
sador respecting the status of an
American girl who should marry an
Italian nobleman.
Officials of the State Department
positively deny tonight that this in
terrogation had any reference to the
prospective marriage of the Duke of
Abruzzi and Miss Katherine Elkins,
that international romance having
not been started when the inquiry
was made Any specific statement as
to the persons then interested and
whose marriage was probably under
consideration is refused by the Off
Gals.
It is known that later, when the
counting of the Duke of Abruzzi was
approaching a crisis, that Senator
Elkins requested friends in Rome to
ascertain and advise him what would
be the status of his daughter If she
married into the royal family. He
was informed that the marriage
would be considered morganatic I'M
less the Italian parliament passed
an act giving the daughter full rec
ognition. He was at the same time
warned that the Italian parliament
could subsequently repeal it's legis-
lation, leaving the marriage in the
same position as if the act of recog-
milton had not been passed.
1t is understood here that Senator
Elkins did not make any request OF
the State Department to ascertain
for him the status of American wo-
men marrying either a member of
the royal family or an Italian noble
man, but had the investigation con-
Quoted by one of his personal friends
at that time in Rome.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17
CANNOT CURTA|[
COMPETITION
WHEAT KING PATTEN SAYS PRO.
POSED LAW is RIDICULOUS
AND WOULD BE SEVERE BLOW
TO BUSINESS.

Chicago, April 17.-Referring to
the report that governmental officials
were taking steps to prevent "cor-
ners" on necessities of life, James A.
Patten today expressed the opinion
that such a law would be held un-
constitutional by the courts.
eff Congress, needing the popular
but erroneous impression that cor
ners on the worlds commodities are
made by spectators and passes a
law prohibiting speculation in grain,
there is no doubt but that the courts
would knock it out. There is no
court in the country which would
sustain such a law.
''The theory of justice throughout
the world is a free field, open COM
petition and legitimate profits. If
the national legislature should seek
to pass law preventing it, it would
be the most serious blow commerce
mas III Tic nIStOIs VI ILS
country. Business of all kinds would
be greatly hampered and startled be-
cause such a law would apply to ALL
forms of business"
Patten said he had received let
tiers from all parts of the country.
He said that he was also in receipt
of hundreds Of begging letters, the
writer's asking for various sums
ranging from a few dollars to the
price of an automobile He declared
that he would be lucky if he made a
few thousand dollars out of his pres
ent speculation: that he has brokers
selling all of his May wheat it is pos
sible to dispose of.
He declared the price of wheat was
regulated by the law of supply and
demand and that he had nothing to
do with it.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17
TIMBER VALUED At
$58,O00,O00
TOTAL OF $4,000, 900, 900 FEET IS
ESTIMATE OF LAND COMMITS
SIONER IN STATE.-CRUISES
FORM BASIS.

Olympia, April 16.-The state of
Washington today owns 58,000,0O0
worth of timber. Such is an esti-
mate just made by Land Commits
sioner E. w. Ross at the request of
Senator Piles, who desired the infor-
nation in connection with the de-
bate over the lumber tariff.
The full text of the telegram fol-
lows:
I'm an estimate made of the stand
ing timber upon state, school and
granted lands, it appears that upon
the common school lands of this state
not less than %, 100000 feet of
timber remains uncut and unsold,
which is worth, at very conserva-
tive estimate, at least, $40, 900.
In this same estimate it appears
that upon the selected granted lands
OO,O00,000 feet of timber re-
mains as yet uncut and unsold,
WHICH IS WORTH DIT ledSl S,OOO,oOo'
This would make total of 81
900, 100000 feet of timber upon
school and granted lands, worth at
the present time at least $5S,OOO,-
900. The state will still own title
to the vast area of land upon which
the timber now stands as the same
is sold and removed. This estimate
has now been compiled from cruises
made and bids received from sales
for timbered lands situated within
the following counties:
"Chehalis, Chelan, Clallam, Clarke
Cowlitz, Jefferson, King, Kitsap, Kit
titas, Klickitat, Lewis, Mason, Pacl-
fic, Pierce, Skagit, Skamania, Snoho-
mish, Stevens, Thurston, Wahkiak-
um and Watson"
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17

Smith, Wenatchee; E. F. Morris, We
natchee; E. o. Scott, Wenatchee; ].
E. Rohde, Wenatchee; John Zagar,
Wenatchee; w. Thorson, Wenatchee;
Robert Gaines, Farris; Ed. Cain,
Wenatchee; J. M. Brownfield, Che
Ian; H. D. Storhow, Chelan; l. A.
Larsen, Wenatchee; J. S. Albin, We
natchee; Frank Padoshek, Wenat-
chez; A. S. Burbank, Cashmere.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17
Women of WOOdcraft Ball.

Invitations are being issued for the
first annual ball to be given by the
drill team of the Women of Wood
craft. at the Eagle hall, Wednesday
evening, April 81. Orchards or
chestra will furnish the music. Ad-
at the door,
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17
Are You Going East This Summer?

If so, trip via the Oregon r. R.
& Navigation Co., Oregon Short Line
and Union Pacific railroad will sure
ly be interesting. The irrigated dis
tricts of Idaho. around Mountain
Home, Minidoka, Namps and Twin
Falls. are drawing much attention,
and Salt Lake City will be very at
tractive. See them.
Denver and Colorado Springs will
Interest you, too.
Get particulars from VIM. McMur-
ray. general passenger agent, Port
land. Oregon, or j. r. Nagel, travel
ing passenger agent, sos First ave-
nue., Seattle, Wash. ssstf
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17
NEW JURY LIST.

In the securing of a jury for the
Atkinson case the regular panel was
exhausted and a new list was drawn
by Jury Commissioners Sumner and
Reeves, as follows:
I. B. Gray, Wenatchee; F. F.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17

Beginning tomorrow morning,
special breakfast will be served from
6 to 10 o'clock a. M. at Csc, at the
Olympia Cafe. $50
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-04-17

VIM. Brisky of Cashmere arrived
yesterday to spend a few days here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-03
JIYHAWKER J0TS

After Thanksgiving thought from w.
p. FEEDER: IF you didn't have some
thing to be thankful for, you were
pretty hard up"
eve always feel sorry" sympathizes
the Hill City Republican, "for a fellow
who starts a newspaper just to popu-
,arize himself with the people,"
Will Palmer advises the young men
that instead of drowning all their
troubles and cares in the flowing bowl,
they lose them during the long even
lngs in good book.
A Hutchinson girl is having a hat
trimmed at one of the local feather
toundries In the center viii arise a
protuberance covered with white bear
kin cloth. She will call it a North
Pole hat and expects to cut consider
t.ble ice the first time she appears in
public wearing the creation.-Hutchin-
con Times.
A Smithville farmer permitted
twenty-five women, members of the
Christian church, to go into his corn
field recently and husk corn on the
shares. In an hour and a half they
husked two loads and a half and
were entitled to one load. They held
an aution and sold the corn for from
has been put in the treasury of the
church.-Wichita Beacon.
1.-THE weather and the roads are
perfect and Pa and Ma and the Boys
with Lizzie and Mary, and the Baby
they have come to town.'-Emporia
Gazette To which the Abilene Ref1ec-
Tor adds: (which shows how different
is Lyon county from Dickinson. Here,
too, the weather and roads are perfect,
but father and mother and the young
gentlemen and Elizabeth and Mae and
a mabel Margaret have donned their
motor coats and goggles, have cranked
the new four cylinder, glass fronted.
4O-h. D. machine and have left a seven
mile streak of dust and gasoline smell
behind them as they have whizzed into
cifvs'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-03
THE PRESIDENTS PROGRAM.

The State Journal commends to In
surgent Henry j. Allen Of the Wichita
Beacon and the $35o,000 "skyscraper,'
and other Kansas insurgents not
named, the following from the Des
Moines Daily Capital, edited by LATE
Young, a most ardent admirer and
close friend Of Roosevelt-and Taft:
The following constitute President
Taft'S program as outlined In the
speeches made on his recent tour:
1. Conservation Of the nations re-
sources.
2 Reclamation of arid lands.
3. Government control over the wa
ter power sites, coal lands and phos-
pilates.
4. Enforcement of the antitrust law.
5. Amendment Of the interstate com
merce law.
6. Postal savings banks.
Z. Monetary reform.
8. Improvement of legal procedure i'll
both criminal and civil cases by COM
mission.
9. Federal health bureau.
This program of work ought to sat-
isfy all the elements of the Republican
party. The insurgents ought to be
especially pleased with it. Nearly every
thing laid down is something that has
been especially claimed by them.
The insurgents have nothing left to
find fault with except the presidents
defense of the present tariff and the
complimentary words uttered by him
in reference to Senator Aldrich.
He has denounced what is called
the pork barrel, which has reference
to the distribution of the public rev.
enue by such matters as the river
and harbor bill. The president will
declare his views in his message next
Monday, and the topics we have out
lined will undoubtedly be his prin-
cipal themes.
OF course he will favor improve
ment of our waterways, but probably
will not endorse the issuance of
bonds before it is known what the
money is to be expended for.
President Taft is giving the coun-
try good, patriotic service. And there
are evidences that his work is appre-
ciated.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-03
BALLINGER,s REPORT.

After a careful reading of the an
| nual report Of Mr.. Ballinger as secre-
tary of the interior, it will be difficult
for any person to put much stock in
the charges which have been banded
about of late to the effect that he
looks either with tolerance or collu-
sion on the desires of grasping aggre-
cations of capital to despoiI the Unit
ed States and Alaska of their vaIu-
able mineral deposits and also to gain
absolute control of all of the valuable
water power sites of the country.
In this report Mr.. Ballinger comes
out as an ardent advocate for the
of the nation. He advocates specific
legislation, which, If enacted into
law. would enable the government to
conserve effectively all of these great
resources. Indeed, Mr.. Ballinger goes
| farther than some of the most ram
pant conservationists. especially on
/ the proposition of handling lands
which are capable of being used for
the development of water power. He
goes so far as to contend that such
lands should never be patented out
right to any private owners, whether
they be individuals or corporations,
but should be held in perpetuity by
the government, and made accessible
for development by the granting of
easements on the land under long
term leases.
Concerning coal deposits, Mr.. Bal
linger makes suggestions in a similar
vein. He insists that the inducements
for similar crime and fraud to that
! perpetrated in the past would dis
appear if the right to mine were sep
arated from the title to the soil. The
questions as to whether these de-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-03


his feet, with a suddenness that Ien
him faint and giddy.
The girl saw him swayfng. Size ran
to his side.
Tied, Ted. you foolish, foolish. boy"
she said, you are still very Ill and
weak, and to think of you coming
here today
you haven't given me the an
swer.' he said, trying to keep his
voice steady.
She pushed him gently back to his
chair.
"The answer" she said softly.
why, why if you must have it. If you
must"
She turned away her eyes.
"Oh, Ted, didn't know until you
were i'll and in danger, and
He caught her hand and drew her
to him.
x*
Talbot was asleep on the couch.
The doctor. whom the nurse had hur-
riedly summoned, was frowning in
puzzled fashion.
Cray idiot he snapped. "going
out like that. BY good rights it should
be the death of him. But somehow
he seems rather better for it,
eyes, he certainly does seem bet
ter" said the mystified nurse.-(Copy-
right, 1903, by Associated Literary
Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-03
GLOBE SIGHTS.

CF'rom the Atchison Globe.1
Good manners do more for man
than good looks.
Too many men are given credit for
being as good as their talk
We don't believe much in good
luck, but we believe there is such a
thing as bad luck.
The older man grows. the greater
his wonder that there were only ten
commandments.
Nearly every unsuccessful man
claims to be responsible for some
other mans success.
1t is easy to say to a man "Be
sensible" But half the time a man
does not know what is sensible
Our experience Is that an artist
who is not appreciated is just about
as disagreeable as 1t is possible for a
human to be.
Much of the clamoring now going
on has a tendency to make industry
and honorable achievements almost
disreputable-
If a man is as faithful to his en-
ployer as the employer thinks he
should be, his wife is mighty jealous
of her husbands business interests.
When Lysander John Appleton gets
sick he is great disappointment to
his children: When the neighbors
send him delicacies to eat. he eats
them.
So much sympathy is given the
women that it is constant surprise
some woman doesn't sue her husband
for $4,000 damages. because he
spoke cross to her.
Every time a woman picks up a
plate or a spoon she won at bridge,
she wonders if her husband appre-
ciates how much she contributes to
the home by her efforts.
Ever know how the term "horse
sense originated? It is said that
horses were once able to talk. but
talking got them into so much trouble
that they quit it.
A disadvantage accruing to the man
who never marries, which becomes
more and more apparent in couceit
| is that he has no one to tell him OF
| it when he is making fool of him.
self.
When a boy is 6 he begins shock
/ ing his women folks by eating apples
regardless of the worms head he may
bite off, and in this particular he
| keeps shocking some woman till the
day Of his death
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-12-03
QUAKER MEDITATTONS.

lFrom the Philadelphia Record1
Disappointment Is the black sheep of
the Hope family.
Unfortunately. Dame Fortune has an
old maid s1ster-in-law.
There are some men who take their
pleasures for business reasons
When you get chills and fever it is
time to shake the neighborirood.
The things that cost us most some
times make us feel pretty cheap.
It Is doubtful If even the baker Will
get to heaven on houry beds of case
No matt,r how small his salary the
contortionist can always make both
ends meet
A business mans leisure is simply
the time he doesn't know what to do
with.
The fellow who wants to get the
most for Ids money might take the slow
train.
The average man is more apt to kick
about the seat he gets in q theafer
than in a church.
There Is no perfect man. The near
est approach is the one who acknovy-
lodges his faults.
Just because a man gets I'D and
walks out of church don't jump to the
conclusion that he Is q somnambuNst
After the boarding house dinner:
First Boarder-"Say. all I got of that
chicken was a piece Of the neck" Sec
end Boarder-"I got neck, too" Third
Boarder-"So did l." First Boarder-
''Say, chat couldn't have been a chick
en-. That must have been giraffe"