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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Farmers Educational m and Co-Operative III Union of America

The man with a grouch is the most undesirable animal on the farm.
 A good farmer is always busy. Even on stormy days his brain keeps right on working.
 The man who chops wood in July IS the man who hugs the stove too close ly in December.
 It is bad to thrash your horse to make him increase his speed. Put the whip into the manager.
 A mans word may be "as good as his bond" but now we never knew banker who ran his business on this theory.
 The farmer who mixes plenty of brain with his work does not have to toll from daylight to two hours after dark to make money.
 One big days work, with the boys and the hired man to help, will put the yard and the grounds about the house in fine order The wife will be pleased too.
 Do not be impatient to get the seed into the ground before it is warm. Too early planting only means loss of time and often loss of seed by rot ting
 Now the field work is driving every body. How exasperating to have to stop and do other things that might have been done when the ground was frozen.
 The farmers of the United States added nearly $7,500,000,000 to the wealth of the country-probably the largest sum that was ever added to the wealth of the world by any nation in a single year.
 The attitude of some farmers to- ward the good roads problem is like the lazy man whose roof leaked. When it rained he could not fix it, and when the weather was good a roof was not needed.
 some farmers still sheer at science in agriculture. They ought to be made to continue blowing with a crooked stick, cutting their grain with sickle and threshing with cattle, as people did before science took hand in farm work.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Pinkham'S Vegetable Compound made me we'll woman and I have no more backache. I hope I can help others by telling them what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done for me" ."-MRs. EMMA MISE, 933 FIrstSt., Milwaukee, Wis.
 The above is only one of the thou sands of grateful letters which are constantly being received by the Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn, Mass, which prove beyond a doubt that Lydia B. Pinkham'S Vegetable Con- pound, made from roots and herbs, actually does cure these obstinate dis eases of women after all other means have failed, and that every such sui ering woman owes it to herself to at least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta- ble Compound trial before submit ting to an operation, or giving up hope of recovery.
 Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass, invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health and her advice is free.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
NEW COOPERATIVE METHOD
Noted Dutch Poet, Sociologist, Scien- tist, and Dramatist to Show Us
 How to Farm.

Dr. Frederick Van Eeden, poet, so- ciologist, scientist and dramatist, and easily one of the most able men in Holland, has come to this country to show Americans how to farm. He plans a vast cooperative system that will not only increase profits of the farmer, but will also check the tend ency to migration and relieve conges- tion in the cities.
 Schemes of this sort are not new, says the Chicago Journal. They have been tried before in this country with varying success. In this case, how ever, the high standing of the pro- moter gives his plans an unusual ele ment of interest.
 Dr. Van Eeden exepcts to break ground this fall in his original colony, which is located on a 10,000-acre tract in South Carolina. Eventually he plans to extend his system all over the country.
 Money for preliminary expenses and purchase of land is to be raised by a bond issue. To this is added con- mon stock for tenant and preferred stock for customers and consumers.
 Each tenant is furnished with land, a home, seeds and implements. He merely is required to advance a sum sufficient for maintenance and to in sure his good faith. His crops are to be marketed for him and the bal ance placed to his credit, less small percentage to form a sinking fund to insure against crop failures and sim liar possible disasters. Generalization of marketing facilities and purchase of supplies is expected to effect econ omies that would not be possible to individuals.
 Dr. Van Eeden's plan is theoretically attractive Its weakness lies in the fact that it does not allow for Amer ican individuality. Few American farmers are willing to merely till their fields and leave to others matters of business judgment and f. nance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Try This In November.

Thousands upon thousands of fam flies who have not been regular eaters of Quaker Scotch Oats will begin on the first day of November and eat Quaker Scotch Oats once or twice every day for thirty days of this month; the result in good health and more strength and vigor will mean that every other month in the year will find them doing the same thing.
 Try it! Serve Quaker Scotch Oats plentifully and frequently for the thirty days of November and leave off cor responding amount of meat and greasy foods. You'll get more health, more vigor and strength than you ever got in thirty days of any other kind of eating.
 While you are trying this see that the children get a full share.
 The best food for them. Quaker Scotch Oats is also packed in hermet- ically sealed tins for hot climates; keeps indefinitely. 2
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
MAN WITH WEALTH CONTROLS
Money Is the Greatest Factor In Busi- ness of World-Quality of Medium .
 of Exchange Fixes Price.

If farmer has ten bales of cotton for sale and manufacturer wants them that is case of supply and de- mand, and, according to the theorists who take it out in talking without seriously knowing anything about the matter, that should settle the matter, says Texas Farm Co-Operator. It would, if we were living in the age of simple barter and trade, for then the mill men could swap some of his manufactured stuff off to the farmers for his raw cotton, just as they used to do in the coon skin age, when the hunter swapped coon skins for liquor and more powder and lead to kill more coons and repeat the process. But this not being the coon skin age there is another factor in the business of one getting from another what he wants, and that is a medium through which both can transfer possession one to the other, and in this age and country this medium of exchange, through which all property must be transferred, from one person to an- other, is called money.
 This being the case, therefore, money is the greatest factor in the business of the world, and it is not so much the quantity of the product that causes the lower prices as the quality of the medium of exchange that is to be had that affects the sell ing price.
 To Co tr> town, arriving about dinner time, hun gry; here is a demand for food. He goes to some eating house where a man has food for sale. Here is the supply. According to the theorists this should settle it, but it won't, not by a long shot, and if you don't be- lieve this try it yourself Now the farmers says q have a fine demand for some of your food; what must I do to get supply?" The other man says: You will have to pay me quarters worth of the medium of ex- change established by our government before you can get it. Well, I ain't got quarter, but I have 15 cents all that I can afford to pay-and I don't know anyone to get it from except I go to the bank and I Know he won't let me have any for I have tried" Well" says the man with the grub, you can't have my grub for no 15 cents" After waiting ap hour the farmer goes around again aHd he says: How about that grub row?" Well" says the man, trade has been slow and grub won't keep, so yoc can have it for 15 cents, but remembe1 all the same it is worth a quarter"
 Now it is fully proven in this case that the failure to meet the condition of supply and demand was not caused by any failure in either the supply or the demand, but the trouble was that the demand did not have the requisite amount of the medium of ex- ehange-money-to meet the supply and that eventually caused drop in the worth of the supply of grub.
 An editor of a leading party paper in Texas was once heard to say to an old almanac man that a railroad was natural corporation,' and there was just about as much truth and wisdom in the assertion of that editor as there is in the repeated assertion that SUD- ply and demand govern the price of all commodities. It is not so, for money controls when in the hands of a few men.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
A Resemblance.

Canon Hensley Henson, at dinner in New Haven during his Yale lee lures, condemned the ugliness of the English archbishop's attire.
 "One of our archbishops," he said, preached in a Kansas church in his panoply of knee brooches, gaiters and apron and the leading paper of the town concluded an admirable report of his sermon with the words:
 "The archbishop wore Highland dress.'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
The Steady Man.

We'd like to write a little rhyme about the steady man, who keeps on begging all the time and does the best he can; the man who early goes to work and doesn't get home till late; nor ever try to shirk in order to be great There are some fellows who will try to do their business tricks and have a finger in the pie of city politics; they try to put on lots of style and play heavy role, and in little bit O while you find them in hole! I like the man of steady pace, his system I admire; he has no wild desire to place more irons in the fire! Los Angeles Express.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Selling Fruit and Vegetables.

In offering fruits and vegetables for sale always put them in the very neatest of packages and use uniformly good stuff. The trade demands qual- ity in all food products, and that which looks the cleanest and can be exposed for sale in an appetizing man. ner will always command the highest price. Good goods should always be exposed for sale in new packages. When the trade once learns that you can produce foods of highs quality you will never have any trouble in disposing of them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
CURED ITCHING HUMOR.
Big, Painful SweIIings Broke and Did
 Not Heal-Suffered 3 Years.
Tortures Yield to Cuticura.

Little black swellings were scat tered over my face and neck and they would leave little black scars that would itch so I couldn't keep from scratching them. Larger swellings would appear and my clothes would stick to the sores. Iwent to a doctor, but the trouble only got worse. By this time it was all over my arms and the upper part of my body in swellings as large as dollar. It was so pain full that I could not bear to lie on my back. The second doctor stopped the swellings, but when they broke the places would not heal. I bought set of the Cuticura Remedies and in less than week some of the places were nearly well. I continued until I had used three sets, and now I am sound and well. The disease lasted three years. O. L. Wilson, Puryear, Tenn, Feb. 8, 1908."
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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Hodge-Hefty had strenuous time on his vacation. When he started he tipped the scales at 200 pounds and when he returned he only weighed 149.
 Dodge-That was drop. suppose his best girl gave him up on the spot.
 Hodge-Not at all. She accepted him right off.
 Dodge-That's queer.
 Hodge-No; you see she is a great bargain hunter and couldn't pass any. thing that was reduced.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Grading Literary Power.

Dean Smaller Mathews says that the newspaper shapes the popular mlnd more by it's headlines than by it's ed itorials" By the same token, au- thors impress by the title of their books, not by their contents, artists by their themes, rather than by their ex- ecution-and lecturers by their platl- tudes more than by their sense.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

The U. S. Government has bought 25 Gross (3,6OO boxes) of Rough on Rats to send to the Panama Canal Zone, because it does the work. The old reliable that never fails. The unbeatable exterminator. l5c, 25c, 75c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Case of Loneliness.

Knicker-Why does he keep so many servants, do you know?
 Bocker-He got one girl because it was so lonely for his wife, and an other because it was so lonely for the cook, and the third because it was lonely for cook and the waitress Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
They Were Shady,

Bung-So you have succeeded in tracing back my ancestors? What is your fee?
 enealogist-Twenty guineas for keeping quiet about them.-Cassell's Saturday Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
,d;ee Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen,
 hot, sweating, aching feet, narrowing nails. Always use it to Break in new Shoes. At all Druggists. 25c. Don't accept any substitute Trial package FREE by mail. Address Allen SOlmsted, LeRoy, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

me a well woman, and would like to tell the wholeworld of it. l suffered fromfemale trouble and fearful painsin my back. had the best doctors and they all decided that I had @ tumor in addition to my female trouble, and advised an opera tion. Lydia E.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29


 Their Advantages.
 "So you have made up your mind to be specialist. What line are you go- ing to take up?"
 "I don't know. I have been consid- ering various advantages in different branches. A chiropodist can general ly get foothold, no matter how bad business is; a manicurist has usually something on hand; beauty doctor can usually play skin game and an eye and ear doctor can often get a hearing when there is anything in sight. I haven't dwelt on the possi- bilities of throat specialists and den- lists or hair experts, because the two former always look down in the mouth and the latter may get but bald liv- ing or be expected to dye for his pa tients. Baltimore American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Never Opened His Mouth.

Not infrequent rays of unconscious humor illumine the otherwise impos- sible stories that come to my desk from amateurs" says a reader for one of the magazines. Recently I chanced upon this choice bit:
 John, the husband, and Grace, the wife, ate on together in silence. There was indubitably an i'll feeling between them The husband devoured a plate of soup, half fish, an entree or two, piece of roast beef, together with sweet, without ever once opening his mouth.''
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Stop guessing! Try the best and most certain remedy for all painful ailments Hamlins Wizard Oil, The way it re- wounds, burns, scalds, etc., is wonderful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Don't place too much confidence in appearances. The fellow who is up with the lark may have kept the lark up all night.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
The Reason Why.

q wonder why men don't take more interest in the primary"
 Possibly because it is a secondary consideration "-Baltimore American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

When a man says he is willing to change his opinion if you can con- vince him that he is wrong it's sign you'll never be able to convince him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
For Colds and erIpp-canudine

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches also It's Liquid-Effects immediately-10, % and soc at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

The nearest approach some fellows make to getting a job is to go around with a snow shovel in summer and a lawn mower in winter.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Even the old maid has something to be thankful for. She doesn't have to worry about where her husband is at night
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

STRAINS AND BRUISES disappear like magic under the healing touch of Perry Davis Pankiller. During this icy weather no should be without it, In 25c 35c Soc szes
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Pettit's Eye saIve Restores.

Nc matter how badly the eyes may be diseased or injured. All druggists or How ard Bros, Buffalo, M. ".
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Constipation causes many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierces Pleaaant Pellets. One 0 laxative, three for cathartic.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

There Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together and until the last few years supposed to be incurable For great many years doctors pronounced it local disease and prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing to with local treatment, pronounced 1t incurabe Science has proven Catarrh to be constitutional dis ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney X Co.,. Toledo, Ohio is the only Constitutional cure the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops teaspoonfu. It acts directly the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case 1t fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials.
 Address: F. J. CHENEY X CO.,, Toledo. ohio
 Sold by Druggists 75c
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Great men do not drop out of the sky ir evening dress.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
Peruna Secrets You Should Know

Golden Seal, the root of the above plant, is very useful medicine. Many people gather it in our rich woodlands during the summer. Few people kncT how valuable it is in dyspepsia, catarrA and as general tonic.
 Many thousand pounds of this root are used each year in the famous catarrh remedy, Peruna. This fact explains why everybody uses Peruna for catarrh.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
I0sE NO SLEEP

through naggng cough or irrtated throat. Aliens Lung Balsam will heal the affection quickly and
 harmlessy All druggists 25c. 50c and $l0 bottles.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
For Headache Try Hicks capudIne,

Whether from Colds, Heat. Stomach or Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas- ant to take-Effects immediately. 10 25 and BOG at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

A homely truth is better than a handsome lie.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

A man isn't necessarily hot-headed because he wears stove-pipe hat.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
AFTER SUFFERING
 ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink hams m'sVegetable Compound

Milwaukee, Wis. "Lydia E. Pink. hams Vegetable Compound has made
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

The man who has been down can appreciate being up in the world.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29
WAS ON TO HIM.
Much Time on the Road.

Much Time on the Road. She-I reached my thirtieth birth. day yesterday.
 He-It must have taken you at least 40 years to get there.-Fliegende Blat- ter.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

It seems strange to the masculine intelligence that many woman who is afraid of a mouse isn't bit afraid of her husband.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

The bravery of some men is like that of bulldogs; they haven't sense enough to be afraid of anything.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

When duty calls on man he is apt to be out.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens the gums reduces fn fammaton, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25s bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

If we all had our own way other people would quickly get out of it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-10-29

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The daily sentinel., 1909-10-08
WHAT THE INTERURBAN MEANS
TO THE VALLEY.

The irrigated districts of Colorado
and other western states afford
particularly favorable field for the
development of suburban electric sys-
TENS
Such railroads can only be operat-
ed in districts of comparatively dense
population. and the conditions are
most favorable where The population
is of a high degree of intelligence and
wealth.
And those are the conditions that
commonly exist in the irrigated dis
lricts of Colorado.
Intensive cultivation as practiced
in irrigated regions tends toward
dense population, while the returns
from the cultivation OF orchards and
fields under irrigation create an av-
erage of prosperity that is much
above that of the ordinary farming
community.
1t frequently happens also that in
such communities there is a demand
for electric power for pumping and
other purposes that affords most
profitable addition TO the company's
income.
1t is not surprising therefore that
in the older irrigated districts about
Denver electric lines should be in
successful operation thus proving he
truth of the statements here made.
Over in western Colorado, near
Grand Junction, there is another area
where the conditions are good, and
start has been made and the plan
is pushed rapidly forward for su-
burban system extending through the
irrigated district from Palisade to
Fruita.
Delta county offers fields for two
such systems. one in the North Fork
the other in the Uncompahgre valley
and both of these Will undoubtedly
be constructed in the near future
The San Luis valley. and especially
that Lart lying along the Rio Grande
from Alamosa to Del Norte. offers
another favorable field for electric
development
The Arkansas valley, from Canon
City to the Kansas line, and even be
yond the border, is another field for
electric construction-on of the best
to be found in the state Already
the towns and cities of this favored
region afford certainty of large
business for the immediate future,
while the agricultural development
that is certain to come in few years
assures population and wealth that
viii make a business opportunity of
the highest value
II would be difficult to find a bet
ter opportunity than this, anywhere,
for the future of the Arkansas valley
and its communities are assured be
yond any question, while the business
that already exists is of sufficient
Importance to carry the enterprise
along until its final outcome is as
sured Pueblo Chieftain
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-08
MANUFACTURING
OPTICAL HOUSE FOR
GRAND JUNCTION

Geo. w. Ridley, who for the past
sixteen years has been engaged in
the optical business both retail and
manufacturing has decided after
looking over the northwest states for
a location that Grand Junction is the
place for his business. There being
no optical grinding plant between
Salt Lake and Denver. Grand juno
on-will he the central location for
the entire western slope.
Mr.. Ridley will do all classes of
optical work both fitting the eyes and
making the lense and can duplicate
and lense right here thus saving the
time and expense of sending away for
lenses.
He has nicely fitted up rooms with
the c. w. Primrose Jewelry Co, and
invites any one interested to call and
see his plant.
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-08
RAY LAMPHERE DYING
Especial to The Sentinel. ]

La Porte. Ind. Oct S.-Ray Lam
pere, who was convicted as an accom-
plice of the rich murderess. Mrs.
Guinness, has but a few days more to
live, according to prison physicians.
He is suffering from consumption.
states Attorney Smith is confident
he viii make confession clearing
every detail of the Guinness death
farm mystery when he realizes that
his end is at hand. Up TO the present
time he has protested persistcntly
that he knows nothing about how
Mrs. Guinness killed and disposed of
her victims
The daily sentinel., 1909-10-08
The COTTON REPORT
special to The Sentinel. l

Washington. Oct. S.-The crop re-
porting board Of the bureau of sta
tisties of the United States, depart
ment OF agriculture, estimates from
the reports OF the correspondents and
agents OF the bureau that the aver
age condition of the cotton crop on
September - was 5S.j per cent of a
normal. as compared with 62.7 on
August -, 1909; 69.7 on September
20, 1905. and co. the average of
the past ten years, on September %.