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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
lts Kind.

This squib about peoples hanging
on to straps in street cars"
"Oh. that's standing joke"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22

The man who 10 full. usually carries
4 pocket which 10 empty.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22

In case of accident cuts, wounds,
burns, scalds, sprains, bruises. ETC., moth
ing will 70 quickly take away all pain
and soreness as Hamlins Wizard Oil.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
nARpsA,ps OF ARMY LIFE.
lsft Thousands Of Veterans with Kid
ney Trouble.

The experience of David W. Martin.
q retired merchant of Bolivar, Mo-. IL
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
FAIRLY WARN ED.

= See here, kid. II ever catches you
mcryin' like dat big BOBBY here. I'll dis
oWn you and cut you on without
penny. See!"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22

Stealing away from bad company 10
justif1able larceny.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
Pettit's Eye saIve for 2sc

aches, congested, infamed or sore eyes. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
Apo you KNOW ANY
v EkIU CIIffeHeNN9 .
81 You Have . Friend AFFLICTED with
Eczema, Tell the Druggist About Il.

If you have q friond suffering from
eczema, tell him about d. D. D.
Many eczema sufferers have tried
80 many useless remedies and spent
no much money with doctors that they
practically despair. II they. only knew
Of the simplest home cure for eczema!
green compound Gas mixed in D. D. D.
Prescription).
Used with glycerine thymol and 9TH
er healing ingredients in liquid FORM
this simple remedy penetrates the pores
of the skin. numbing and killing the
healthy tissue.
Ask your druggists for D. d. d. Pre-.
Ocription.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
au,no1..c. IA aao,,,e

important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that II
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22
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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1909-04-22

w. N. u, DENVER. NO. 1e-1sos.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
MostPhotographed Menin nNewY ork City

their picture taken. The photograph.
er and his apparatus are all ready on
the sidewalk, and it is over in an in.
slant. The most prominent figure in
the finished photograph that is deliv-
cred few minutes later to those who
choose to buy 1t that of the lecturer"
He stands in his accustomed place in
the bow of the big rubberneck wagon.
Sometimes he poses with hand out.
stretched, pointing to some object of
interest; in other pictures he has the
megaphone at his lips. In all of
them his is the most prominent figure
in the group. Invariably his face
wears pleased expression.
tits part of our business to look
pleasant" one of them said; "it gets
to be such a habit that we even keep
II up after we get home. don't know
how many times / have been photo
graphed Guess must have had nv
picture taken at least 1000 times in
the past FIVE years. have posed with
the rest of the crowd at least four
times a day, six and sometimes seven
days in the week. Sight-seers like to
have us in the group. They say II
helps them TO remember the things
we tell 'em about"
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
Gigantic Fortunes Are Soon Distributed

dren and his widow Already there
are nine grandchildren to share in a
further division.
Russell Sage, who died July %, 1906,
was the only great financier of re-
cent years to die childless. He left
$66,753,000. and of this his widow in
herited $63,77S.000. Since his death
Mrs. Sage has spent immense sums for
philanthropic purposes and the bulk of
what she leaves will, on her death, go
into the same channels.
Cornelius Vanderbilt left an estate
of s72,5O0,000, and s.500,000 was di-
vided in different proportions among
his five children.
Jay Gould left $72,OO0,O0 and it
was divided among his six children.
George, the eldest son, received the
largest share, and the other five chill
dren equal shares. All of them with
the exception of Miss Helen Gould,
married, and of the FIVE who married
all have children except Howard.
Thus, of these five captains of f.
nance who left $411 200, 900, this great
sum has passed, or will pass, to 20
children, without counting the wild.
OWs
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01

II HAT the piled-up wealth of the
i great captains of finance will in
time become so huge that all the rest
OF the country's population will one
day be dependent upon a few money
kings, is a cry often raised by dema-
gogues and others, but the actual
facts show that these vast accumula-
tions soon become widely distributed
and lose practically all of their power
with the second generation.
e. II. Hartman left fortune of ap-
proximately s75.000000. Under his
will the entire estate goes to his wild
ow, but on her death IL will be divided
among the FIVE children, with consid.
cradle sums going to other relatives.
H. II. Rogers. who died last spring,
left also approximately $100,000,O00,
and under his will it goes to four chill
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01

M EW YORK.-'Worked to death"
~ is the verdict given by many of
the business acquaintances of Edward
H. Hartman, and especially those
who were close to him during the
plucky fight against death made by
the little railroad wizard, during the
last few weeks of his life.
But in his heroic effort against ply
sical weakness when he knew him
self doomed, Mr.. Hartman travelled
no new path, provided no precedent.
He walked merely in the way marked
out by Henry II. Rogers, one of his
closest friends in the buiness world;
by Jay Gould, Roswell p. Flower, and
scores of other great financiers, whose
busy brains piled up vast fortunes,
only themselves to go down to death
while making plans for greater finan-
cial triumphs
Two men great in financial under
takings-John d. Rockefeller and An
drew Carnegie-appear to have es-
capped the destiny which marked for
death before their time the men who
have, at different stages, appeared as
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
oulnlault indians, Fisheries.

The Quiniault Indians deserve
praise for the efficient and far seeing
methods adopted in the management
of their fisheries They have learned
the lesson taught by their white breth-
rem that IL the salmon is to be con-
served the fish must be permitted to
go up the stream to the spawning
ground. This year the Quiniaults
adopted a rule under which they
kept a runway in the stream free
from nets. and many thousands of
"bluebacks" were seen to pass up the
stream. Heretofore the nets have
been set promiscuously and no at.
tempt was made to conserve the fish.
But even with runway kept open
the Indians enjoyed the greatest catch
In the memory of old men of the tribe
this year. The 10000 salmon caught
had a value of about $4,000, and OF
this sum $4,000 will go to the heads
of 30 families. That is $500 to the
family. sum sufficient to provide well
for an Indian family year.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
Odd Tangle May Involve Gould Heiresses

Between times they may visit Miss
Helen Gould at her home, Irvington-
on-the-Hudson, or the George Goulds
at Lakewood. In fact, it looks as if
the little Gould girls would lead rath-
er an exciting existence until they
come OF age or marry.
The law gives. Mrs. Frank Gould the
right 70 marry again If she so desires.
She is very beautiful woman and
still young and full of charm.
The law says that Frank j. Gould
may not marry in the state of New
York. but he may take chances and
go to another state to marry again
and then bring his second wife into
New York.
Suppose that Mrs. Gould marries
again? The Misses Dorothy and Helen
Margaret will have one mother and
two fathers. Suppose that very soon
afterward Frank j. Gould marries.
Then they will have two fathers and
two mothers.
If they were permitted to remain
the year round with their mother the
matter would be comparatively sim
pie. Gradually they might grow to ac-
cept the second father as a family
figure. But If they swing like human
pendulums from one household to the
other, with one father on Park avenue
and another on Fifth avenue, what
chance will their little brains have of
adjusting themselves to the situation
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01

VIZ HAT is to become of Helen Mar.
w garet Gould, aged six and one
half years, and Dorothy Gould, aged
five years, heiresses alike to their
share OF the mighty Gould millions?
A few weeks ago Mrs. Frank
Gould secured decree of divorce. Su-
preme Justice Giegerich played the
role of modern Solomon and divided
the two daughters of the unfortunate
match between their parents, not
physically, but according to the cal
endar.
So for six months in the year-and
Christmas day-little Helen Margaret
and little Dorothy. with their retinue
of maids, governesses and visiting in.
structors, will live with their mother,
either at the latter's Park avenue resi-
dence in New York city, or at some
country estate. At the end of that
time they will remove to the resi-
dence of the father on Fifth avenue or
live on board his yacht or at one of
his country estates.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
POINTS ON AUTUMN MILLINERY
New VIII Mark the Headeear of
the Coming Season.

Chenille is very prominent and
shown In exqiuite colors OF velvety
softnsss. Often it is interviewer with
silk braid, forming crown plateaux
and trimming bands, and in this in
stance offers splendid possibilities for
novel color blends.
A remarkable feature of the autumn
models is that the pronounced and dis
tinctive outlines which prevailed in a
great many of the midsummer hats
had to yield the palm TO unusually
soft, undecided ones. This Is due to
the fact that there are very few
blocked shapes employed for the truly
exclusive chapeaux, those that are
softly drapsd with rich, supple ma
terial being in the lead.
Gala lilies Of velvet are shown and
represent the latest fashion in the
new floral offerings. They are equally
lovely when In fancy tones-black,
dull blue, purple or rose-as In their
natural pale, creamy white. and in
every ease their ehalice is flled with
the subtiy curved, deep yellow rod OF
stamina, which is the characteristic
part OF this flower. Tulips are very
good. and SO are large petaled, clus-
tered anemones of lustrous heavy
satin or soft velvet, especially 80 when
accompanied by velvet foliage in nat
ural hues.-Vogue.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
They Didn't Have to CHANGE.

During the years in which our pure
food laws have been put fnto effect
there has been great hurrying and
scurrying on the part of the food man.
ufacturers to change their methods to
make them conform to the law.
The Quaker Oats Company is a con-
spicuous exception. II was admitted
that Quaker Oats was as pure and
clean as possible and that It was an
ideal food.
1t is so cheap that any one can af-
ford it and SO nourishing that every
one needs It. The result of last years
experiments at Yale and other points
where food values were tested is that
Quaker Oats has been adopted by
many persons as their food on which
they rely for adding vigor and endur-
ance of muscle and brain.
The Quaker Oats Company meets
all demands in the way it packs
Quaker Oats; regular size packages
and the large size family package;
the latter, both with and without
china q
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01

Folds and fischus over the should
ders are quite feature of evening
gowns.
Except for an occasional scant
fiounce, all trimming is put on in
lengthwise form.
Figured as well as striped henriet-
tas are seen in the shops in all the
newest colorings.
Shirring over cords and in tiny
puffs will be seen more and more as
the season advances.
The scarf which matches the gown
is becoming one of the familiar fea-
lures for the light wrap.
The winter promises to be season
Of extra long, narrow coats over plain,
striped or checked gowns.
A gay Beau Brummel frill at the
throat transforms the tailored suit
into something dainty and feminine.
Black embroidery upon brown is
smart when the brown is not too dark
to afford a contrast with the black.
Hats of dark material, lined with
something lighter in color. are among
the dressy types of midsummer wear.
The coarser weaves of tussore,
which have the preference just now,
look at distance like piece of rough
canvas.
Sleeveless coats with a color con-
trasting with the gown under them
are in growing favor as the season
advances.
Among the popular fabrics are the
new two-tone changeable satins, the
face being of one color and the back
of another.
One OF the oddities of the season is
the introduction of the metallic and
spangle effects among the cottons and
linens.
Glace kid gloves are imperative for
full dress, except in very hot weather,
and may be worn with almost any cos
tune. Glace kiG is expensive, but it
wears and cleans well.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
EARLY Mornina Bird Party.

A hostess in a nearby suburb gave
this party. which was novel and huge
ly enjoyed by those who participated.
The hour was half-after FIVE in the
morning. and the invitations contained
a time table with the train marked
that those who accepted must take.
At the station they were met by a
bus and conveyed to the house where
coffee and rolls were served on the
porch. Then an hour was spent in
the woods adjacent to the grounds
where the birds congregate for their
early mathis.
The hostess had book describing
birds, their habits and their notes,
which was used as reference. A prize
was awarded to the person who know
the names OF the most birds, one to
the person who discovered the great
est variety and one to the guest who
countsd the most nests. An hour was
spent in this way and then all return
ed to the house, where a perfectly de-
licious breakfast was served, begin
ming with fruit and ending with waf-
fles and maple syrup.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
An Apron Shower.

Quite the jolliest and most practical
shower that has come to my notice
lately is an apron shower" A friend
OF the bride-elect planned 1t all for
an afternoon affair; each guest was
invited to bring an apron, large or
small, fancy or plain, so the result
was that there we're "a fine speci-
mems. The hostess first tied one on
the honored guest just before the
chatting dishes we're brought in; then
one by one each guest tied or pinned
on her offering until the bewildered
little bride-to-be was literally en-
veloped from head to foot in aprons.
They made fudge, then cocoa and
waters were passed.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01

tion has not been so apparent In the
past, but those who understand the
present conditions in Florida and in
other states should be alive to the ne
cessity of taking some action to cut
wisely what forests remain, and pro-
vide for regeneration on lands that have
already been denuded. The report
explains the present situation in de-
tail and points the way for wiser
consideration in the future.
The south, with 27 per cent. of the
total area of the United States, con-
tains about AZ per cent OF the total
forest area of the country. The for
est area by states is as follows: Ala.
bama. 20,000,0O0 acres; Arkansas, "a
100000; Florida, 20,000,00O; Georgia,
22.300,000; Kentucky, 100000; Lou
isiana, 16.500000; Maryland, 2,200,.
900; Mississippi, 17,500,O00; North
Carolina, 19,600,000; South Carolina,
12.000,C00; Tennessee, 15,000,O00;
Texas, 30,OOO.0OO: Virginia, 10000.
900, and West Virginia, 100000.
The south, it will be seen, has still
much of the virgin forest of the
country. This forest must be used
of course, in order to meet the steadily
expanding wants of the section. 1t
must be used in such a manner, how
ever, that the very most may be made
from its annual cut, while at the
same time this cut is being replaced
by new growth. In this way its tim
Der will remain a source of perpetual
wealth.
The importance of forest conserva-
tion to southern interests is clearly
understood by the people of the south.
The future of the south is more near.
ly bound up in the plan Of forest pres.
ervation, with its accompanying pro-
lection to watersheds, power-streams,
and wood-w orking industries, than is
anything now before the people of
that part Of the country. Not only
is the perfection of the watersheds,
which will some day furnish the pow
er to run all manufacturing establish
ments in the entire south, an impor.
tant matter to the south, but the in
dustries depending upon the forest
products will also be benefited by the
protection thrown about the remain
ing timbered area.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
HUMoR BURNED AND ITcHED.
Eczema on Hand, Arms, Legs and
FACET Was Something Terrible.
Complete Cure by cutieura.

About fifteen or eighteen years
ago eczema developed On top of my
hand. 1t burned and itched SO much
that I was compelled to show It to
doctor. He pronounced 1t ringworm.
After trying his different remedies the
disease increased and went up my
arms and to my legs and finally ON my
face. The burning wss something
terrible. went to another doctor who
had the reputation of being the best
in town. He told me IL was eczema
His medicine checked the advance OF
the disease, but no further. / finally
concluded to try the Cuticura Rene
dies and found relief In the first trial.
/ continued until 1 was completely
cured from the disease, and 1 have
not been troubled since. G. Burkhart.
236 w. Market ST., Chsmbersburg, Pa.
Sept. 10, 1905"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
To Find Partners.

At a card party the hostess passed
English walnuts which proved to be
candy boxes containing the ttniest of
bonbons in many colors. There were
two OF each color and partners we're
found by matching the candies in
their nuts and then they had them to
eat afterward. There were just seven
tables and all the rainbow tints were
represented, the chairs at the tables
were tied with a huge bow of tulle Of
one of the seven colors. The effect
was very pretty and added to the gay
ETY., for every one loves color when
used to good advantage.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
"EiIthY Iucre.D

The expression filthy lucre" is OF
Biblical origin. and is to be found in
the third chapter of the first book of
Timothy, where the qualifications nec-
essary for the Office of a bishop
are thus set forth: This is a true
saying. If man desireth the Of
fee of bishop, he desireth a good
work. A bishop must then be blame
less, the husband of one wife, vigilant,
sober, of good behavior, given to hos
pitality, apt to teach; not given to
wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy
lucre; but patient. not brawler, not
covetous"
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
An Autumn Leaf Party.

An exceedingly novel party has just
been brought TO my notice and will
soon be In season now. In the coun-
try, where leaves remain much longer
on the trees than in the city, hostess
noted for her original ideas, conceived
the idea OF turning the clearing of her
large lawn Of the autumn leaves into
a frolic.
Over the telephone Invitations went
out to six congenial couples, all good
friends, to come the following Satur-
day attired in warm clothes, with
heavy gloves. Partners were chosen
by rakes tied with ribbons, two of
each color. Then work began After
each couple had q big pile the hostess
asked that a specimen OF each variety
OF leaf bo brought into the house.
Then there was an impromptu contest
to see who could name the most varie-
ties. A picnic luncheon was served
and great bonfires of the leaves were
built after dark
Afterwards all gathered round the
fireplace, told stories, roasted apples
and chestnuts and begged to be in
cluded in next years leaf party"
Next" year is now this year. and i
know several people who are planning
to have just such jolly parties when
the fall weather lays low the brilliant
red and yellow leaves. The hostess
had made dainty autumn leaf place
cards, done in wood brown with gold
lettering. BY the way, this same host
ess told me she was growing cunning
little Norway pine trees in six-inch
pots for Christmas gifts. Capital idea,
don't you think?
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
Chanaed Farm Life.

The dull silence that hung over that
New England dinner table has been
lifted of late. 1t is gone like the
dew in the sunlight of the new social
influences. The isolation of the farm
was the chilling cause that drove men
into the cities. Now, by telephone and
free mail delivery, all the warm
world currents are being carried to
the country and are vitaliEing the ru-
raj community into a life that is rich
and abundant in the variety of its in
tefests. A real heart hunger has
been answered. Over hill and down
dale flashes the impulse that electri-
fies existence with the thrill of human
life touching other human life.-De-
lineator.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01

II HE most photographed persons in
\ New York city are not the great
celebrities who figure prominently in
the news year after year. On the con.
trary, they are a few men who work
for modest salaries and whose names
never figure anywhere except on the
payrolls of the company that employ
them. They are the lecturers" on
the rubberneck autos that plow heav-
lily up and down the. great streams of
traffic throughout the city several
times a day.
Every time sightseeing auto com
pletes its trip up town or down town
and lands its passengers once more
'at the point or place of beginning
AS the real estate deeds say--the
crowd is told to stay aboard the bus
a moment longer while they have
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
TALK OF NEW YORK
Gossip of People and Events Told
i'm Interesting Manner.
Another Victim of BoundIess Ambition

great financial luminaries in this
country. Mr.. Rockefeller spends most
of his time playing golf at one or the
other of his country estates. Mr..
Carnegie fits between New York and
Skibo Castle, Scotland. He too takes
to golf most kindly and is still hale.
Mr.. Hartman was a doomed man
even when he attended the funeral
of Mr.. Rogers on May 70 last. The
physical breakdown that foretold the
end had begun long before that, but,
as In the case OF Mr.. Rogers, he ig-
nored his physical condition and con-
tinued to keep his finger on the pulse
Of every one Of his vast concerns. He
heard of the brave struggle OF Mr..
Rogers to keep HIS rlace rs one Of the
heads of Standard Oil, in reality the
actual head Of this great enterprise,
and to mark time on every detail OF
its multitudinous affairs.
And then Mr.. Hartman went away
to continue his own business fight un-
til weakness and his physicians warn
ing bade him desist or die in harness.
Mr.. Rogers died of apoplexy after
an illness of less than two hours. AS
matter of fact, he had sustained a
previous stroke of apoplexy and knew
that an unusual mental strain might
prove fatal TO him.
But he continued at his Office every
day-was there, in fact, only two days
before his death and he maintained
up to the last his place at the helm
of Standard Oil.
The Yale expositor., 1909-10-01
Extravaqance.

'It takes a maid to be extrava-
CANT" said the woman of slender
means. my girl just exhibited to me
with much pride something she had
bought to send a girl friend for her
birthday. It was q sublimated card.
with dove life size. made of paper
that fluffed out when you pulled a
string, all gay colors and cut out eff
fects something like the old-fashioned
valentines She paid so cents for the
thing and 1t probably will get smashed
in the mails. Just think of the hand
kerchiefs. gloves. stockings. hat pins
collars and all manner Of pretty use
full things you can get for so cents
But the other girl probably win b.
delighted. SO why should I worry"