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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
searlet Feyer--

1t is said the Peterson school in
the Lewis aed Clark district has been
closed down because Of the presence
Of searlatina among the children A
short time ago there were a number
Of cases At Hammond, and It is pre-
sumed that the disease was brought
into this city from those places. There
are only few cases in the city now,
however and as the greatest care
has been taken 10 check It's spread no
trouble is anticipated.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
County Court

The county court will meet tomor-
row morning, and the session Is like.
ly 10 last over a day or two. The
question Of the county levy 10 one Of
the most important things to arise,
Various appointments arc also to be
made. including the road supervisors,
bridge tenders. health officers, and
court house jauitor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
Wise's clOshing Clearance Sale is
the BEST. Tsy it
The Palace Restaurant.

ANY phase of hunger can Be daintily
gratifed ~ any hour Of the day or
night al the Palace Restaurant. The
kitchen and dining room service are
Of the positive best. Private dining
looms for ladies. One call inspires
regular custom. Try it Commerciai
street, opposite Page building.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
WIN Know Friday

Hon. John G. MeCpc has returned
from weeks busy political sojourn
IN the metropolis and Is feeling as.
sured that his chances for the Speak
ership are maturing admirably. He
viii return to Portland on Friday
when there Is to be a final conference
in the matter
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
Tha 60 Mnn-

The man who delights in personsR
cleanliness, and enjoys his shave
shampoo. haircut. and bath, in Az
toria, always goes to the Occident
barber shop for these things ana
gets them at their best.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
Two More Eaby Aatorlann--

Since publishing the recent statis-
tics from the health Office, the Astor-
ian u informed by Dr. Reames, that
two more baby laddies are to be cred
tied to Astoria's birth roll for 1908.
which were not incorporated in the
reports offered OR inspection, which
raises The birth total to 23S instead Of
go.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
AMOR Lodge-

Astoria Lodge, K. Of r. viii have
a public installation Of officers at 5
o'clock Friday night IN Logan hall.
An excellent program has been ar
ranged, Admission Is by invitation
only,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

When you pay more than Smiths
prices for meat you are only helping
the Beef Trust. Cut out the Beef
Trust and its high-priced meats. Stand
by Smith and patronize him and keep
the price down,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
PRIVATE LESSONS.

CAN TAKE A FEW MORE PU-
pills in shorthand and typewriting;
rates reasonable. See Lenora Benoit,
Public Stenographer, AZ CONNER
cial streets. -.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
Hunters Lleenses-

About 80 hunters licenses had been
issued at the Office Of the county
clerk up to closing hours last evening
for the year 1909. They we're all
Issued on Saturday and yesterday.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
AZ 0rax,a River.

Dr. Barr and Harry HocAer went
over to Gray's River Sunday, and are
expected back home today, They
went on a trip Of combined business
and pleasure.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

If you will take Foley's orino Lax
ative until the bowels become regular
you will not have to take purgatives
constantly as Foley's Orino Laxative
positively cures chronic constipation
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

One Of the pleasantest announce
ments with regard 10 the coming Of
the beautiful extravaganza, Ia the
fact that the company brings lis own
fine orchestra, rare treat IN music;
and another certain whisper Is to the
effect that Lillian Russell Is to be here
In April.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

Smith has a new price list and it
shows his meats are cheaper than
ever. Read the list, page s., rss.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

Try our own mixture of coffee-ths
]. P. B, Fresh fruit and vegetables
BadolIet 8 Co., grocers, Phone Mair
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

The very best board to be obtained
in the city is at "The oecident
Hotel" Rates very reasonable.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
BoY Wanted.

a good boy to work in printing
Office, Apply Astorian office.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05
IERSE TILES OF TH T0NN
Final Papers

Petition for his final papers was
fled In the Office Of the county clerk
yesterday by Samuel ontero Hend-
rlckson.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

To Cure Cold in One Day
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo Quinine
Tablets, Druggists refund money II
II fails to cure. +. w. GROVES
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1909-01-05

We buy dressed veal, dressed pork,
and all kinds Of poulty also hides
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE
TWO MILLIONS A DAY FOR THE
PRIVILEGE or BEING FIFTY

That is what the smoke nuisance costs us So says II NJ
Wilson chief engineer of the ecnooge branch oil the United
States geological survey
Is it worth the money!
Couldn't We rNpend the S0G0o00oo year that the smoke
nuisance costs Tor something better than poisoned lungs
baekeued skies ruined clothes wlheted trees sootcd buildings
consumption and the general OF hang dog druncss'
eThe damage which smoke nfes every year in the United
States amounts to more than 5000 100000 in the destruction Of
merchandise the DETACHMENT OF buildings the furnishing OF
metals the injury plant life and the greatly increased labor
and COS, Of housekeeping" says Nit Wilson.
And all OF i IS useless All Of ii is waste All the carbon
which floats away like black deile homes and ruin prop
ey from that black pumed smokeaek which becouds the air
Is coal money 1t should be burned up and not thrown
up into the air.
When soft coal is burning perfectly it sends off no more
smoke than does anthracite Il is imperfect combustion that
makes smoke And OF imperfect combustion IS waste
the who burns the coal well as to the community
which he deiies.
Once some visitors at factory observed that smoke
to be seen leaving the stacks
Wha, SORT OF smokeprcyentng device have your asked
"a fireman named Pat Gllsan, the reply "As long
as we can keep Pat won't have much smoke"
Pat was good fireman that is ALL Good stocking will stop
large part OF the smoke from all furnaces which have fire
boxes large enough that be kept up without
erowdng the fires When the fires crowded nothing can
prevent smoke.
The mayor OF middlewcseu city few years ago started
to get ordinance enacted prevent smoke lie knew that
there devices io stocking fires which would almost entirely
stop the nuisance and he felt that rather dsgraeu Tor
any community to stay dirty when ii might be clean.
There packing houses in that town, and they
silently pulled wires kill the ordinance The mayor
good politician and knew that he had against snag lie
went the manager OF the packing house which he identified
with OF the adverse pull and asked him what the matter
was
a can't get appropriation Tor the rebuilding Of the FUR
said the manager Il know that would be money in
pockets burn up this coal rather than waste in smoke
But you have have iirebox o mokecss firing Some
time we'll get around to It, Until well have to fight
YOU Mir Mayor and believe stop you with this
Gil"
The mayor beaten and retired from the field gracefully
The packing house poisoning that community for
years longer Then rebuilt its furnaces put in mechanical
stoers and those stacks send only faint blur OF
white smoke They could all accomplish the reform and
would do the communities in which they live and the
Of the plants only half awake the pane consider
atoms of economy and personal cleanliness and health
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

for his pencil TO record the con.
dnct0rs number. Just az a big auto
came careenlng down the street
The dog frisked right under its
wheels.
There was shrek from the
woman. yelp from the dog
Hubby jumped from the platform.
determined now 10 get tho number
of that auto. He pecrcd through
the dust In an effort to sec II.
The conductor, taking advantage
Of the diversion. gave tho motor.
man two BELLS. The car was half
square away when the man turn
ed back to get the conductors mum.
Der And that cruel parsonage
actually grinned when both man
and woman shook their fiats lmpo.
tently at him
On Union and Third the other
evening two women met They
we're evidently acquainted and On.
gagged IN animated conversation.
a man came along on the other
side Of Third and evidently thought
that one Of the women had moiloned
to him He crossed the street and
tipped his hat as be- stood before
the two women.
Imagine the mans chagrln when
he found that the two women we're
afeauuaFu ia him mud ur,ra mutton
conycrsing In the sign language.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK
BY I'oRMAN.

and otherwise eniofinE them
selves
10 the one Hundred and Twen-
u nth sirr-t station tso subway
detectives boarded tho train. and,
With the guards and several male
passengers. gave battle 70 the row
dies. There vas fine flghl. With
honorn about even.
The Detectives managed TO ar.
rest two u tho SANG. Dorens OF
passengers suffered bruises and
torn clothing. 10 say nothing OF
fright and shock sustained BY tho
women and children.
where Were the copsi
What we're the police doing al
this timef Well. one Of them vas
arresting a woman, and beating
her, and tearing her clothes Oft. for
sitting on her front Htoop. after he
had told her 10 80 In the house,
and another vas arrastins a man
who picked % bail with which
snms little boys were playing. 10
save II from going down a sewer.
and thea refused to give II 10 tho
policeman.
A. between the foWdies and tho
police. the former are a little
preferable 10 the long run. They
DO not maui their victims half aa
badly. and they don't mind II you
fight back when they attack you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
HEARD ON THE STREETS

She boarded an East Union car,
she and her dog and her husband.
She and the dog took a scat inside.
The husband stood on the back
platform. The conductor came
through for fares.
Where's your permlt7" be asked
the woman, a. she seemed 10 be
sponsor for the dog.
What permitf she asked
why. to carry your dog"
Il haven't ans"
Then you'll have 10 get off"
The conductor rang the bell and
the car stopped.
The husband, seeing there was
something doing. went inside. The
dog meanwhile frisked about over
the seats. The situation was cx.
planned
We won't get on" said hubby.
"Wa'll stay right here"
OF course. when he said that, she
determined otherwise. She picked
up d0ggie and started for the door.
She got off and put the dog on the
ground. but hubby still stood pro.
teating.
well. III have the satisfaction
Of reporting you anyway" he de.
clared. I'll lust take your mum.
Der"
Duggie. meanwhile. was frlaltlng
about the street Hubby reached
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

well. what's your kick, Alnsot'
inquired
For moment liingo fixed me
With pair u plying orhs and then
Hhnlled
He's One Of the Features
what's my kleki Why. sou. YOU
know I'm getting old and Eve got
to look out Tor my future. Pretty
soon IN have 10 retire and u !
don't get In ON some one Of the
good things IN finish In the bone
yard
whats my kicki Amt | one Of
the features Of the show OF faafns
/ am Hut what DO Eetf You
don't see them allowing me 10 take
any curtain calls, do you Never
see me hiking Tor tho cafes after
tho ahow 10 at down 70 good eats
and hear tho music and pipe the
newest gowns and headEaaf Never
heat u me getting my name 10 the
papers Nth a three columns cot aud
the accompanying bull. - dear to
the heart Of the pfoiesslpii :
Its been my own fault kaps.
bat / tired Of I, all and | ppuipse Ia
quit the show right here IN AssHiiie
Il / don't got a square deal.
No Joy Rides For Him.
1T makes me sore esefy tine !
think Of II. After the ahow. what
40 / getf Tho reat Of the troupe
90 10 their fine hotels and Snowy
linen white I am forced 10 live In
= cheap harn With nothing but hay
on tho floor Not even a blanket
Instead Of 4 good freed theY dip me
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23


The reporters Of Nos Yosk seem
10 have defeated the editors In the
Great Replica controversy
The Great Replica controversy
aruse when tho Halt Moon arrived
here from Holland for the Hudson
Fulton. celebration next mnuih. As
everyone knowa, II Ia an exact dn'
nljcaic 81 the ship In whieh Henry
Hudson sailed ~ the river which
bears his name AZ once thefc Ap
peafei articles In all tho neSspa
pera. telling Of the replica o. Hen
~ Hudsou's famous old ship and its
odd construction. Promptly there
appeared on the editorial pages Of
all tho same newspapers paragraphs
calling to account those writers who
used the word replica" and citing
dictionary authority for the fact
that a replica IA a duplicate made
By the same hand which made tho
originals thing which obviously II
MOI true Of tho Half Moon
But the gents Of the editorial page
we're like the old lady Who tried
10 sweep back the sea With 4
broom. Tho Sun and Times on the
same day beloved At replies" on
their editorial pages. and both on
tina, same day called the Half Moon
a replica more than once IN their
news columns. Now the editors
have ceased 10 protest Duplicate"
OF counterpart" will not serve the
men who write the news: replica
Is their word. aud they are going
to make It stick. dictionary or no
dietlonarY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
MR.. BgMGO, THEA TRECAL STAR,
HAS NONE OF THE JOY RIDES
THIS OLD HORSE is WISE. AND
BEING WISE rs ANGRY
ABOUT HIS FARE.

several years before the auto rra
linEu was born
ninEo ia q horse. He's a circus
horse and he's old enough 10 vote.
which means ninEu 10 ~
At the tender age VI three Blnfo.
following a period NJ careful train
Ing appeared under tho liis Tops
OF America and later the Orient
Aud he Waa u credit 10 tho saw
dust ring For rs years hinge went
thruugh hia PAGES but anma time
aso Hinge tired of the wear and
tear Of circus liio and he secured
an engagement with tho Polly Of
the Circus" company. the current
attraction at the Moore theatre.
Has a Kick Coming.
As lntimntcd. lingo Ia a sober.
atald ateed nut, ~ the lcelandie
poet. Jack Hawkins, would say.
ningna got a kick coming.
Already John N Cooke. manager
Of the Moore theatre. Is on the
anxiety bench and he wonders what
the outcome will be-
Hearing u disaonaion In the
ranks OF tho Polly OF tho Circus
troupe which threatens to put the
show on the aklda. a little inquiry
soon established tho fact that
Hinge. faithful old Hinge. Ii being
ailpped the yellow oval with clock
like regularity
Mr. Cooke and v n Jack. man.
agaf Of the Polly" crew. together
with Carl d Reed. orstwhile man
aKer Of the Grand but NOS private
secretary 20 John Curt. stalled When
tried TO got At the facts.
And thus Il happened that ! vent
straight to ningo ior the real dope
And vas handed a packet Of Affi
dayilad Kicks which should make
slesara Jack OF al fee TO the for
eat.
And pln0o Talks
Am | getting tho raw dealt
snuried pingo. Am ~
Realizing that here was the staff
10 show up tho reat NJ the Polly
bunch. I intlmatod that nluEn
might be afflicted with an over
heated imagination.
Think soF qnericd Hinge. sAf
easileally
Listen here. aon. I'm an old tim.
es In thla business and I've been
an easy skate. ror Is years I've
taken the worst Of Il. but It's time
to call a halt
You've scon tho show aud put
Il straight 10 you-Ala't nramin
emit pruag In this bunch' Don't !
figure close 10 No ~ Name one In
the show who's gut anything on
ne when Il comes TO spotlight poe
sihilliira'"
And nlnso Elared and dared me
10 do H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

TRUST. A body Of water sur.
rounded by senator's
TAILOR One Of nine persons
II requires to make a man pay for
a suit Of clothes
ORPHAN. Child shelved In an
institution.
CHICKEN THIEF: One who lays
for hens.
cow Animal that Is compelled
TO feed the human race and then Ia
criticised for being tubercular
DAIRY An aquatic plant
RHODE ISLAND: Name VI a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

watch charm worn by Senator
Aldfieh
MINT IuLEp Shrubbory for
interior decoration.
SMOKE Manufactured article
into which our timber supply has
been converted.
REFRIGERATOR Deadly rival
Of tho furnace for the hand Of tho
bank pll.
FIREMAN; Person who is n
hero 80 long as he Ia In the depart
mont
CElLARETs Piece " furniture
that costs itself over aud over to
keep stocked.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

an unpalatnhle bunch Of oats You
never 400 me riding In a iaxi or
street car like tho others, No. rs
me. ono " the stars Of the show.
led through the street like d hor5o'
y toll you. aon." lingo went on.
i've decided to call a halt I'm
tired OF having fairy footed craa.
turo cayuriing on my back eyery
Night OF course Miss tia Leon IL
good to me. but I'm getting old and
that powdered reslu iffltAlch my
back I Kicked about that once be-
fore. bot all got was a lump "
sugar hut I've decided that there
must be a material change In the
fiut place. I'm tired Of being ffisk
Cd away 10 a bum barn every night
I want a dressing room fiEht on the
STAGE like any other star aud ! pro
pose 10 have oae or hinge will cult.
Has Hls Rights.
4 have az much risht to have my
friends call on me a. Ida DO Leon
OF any other member Of the show
and don't you forEel Il am golng
10 put tho matter straight w to
Manager Jack. and II don't set
better treatment. ~ shas EN- a
clean pals " hoafn guess whom
8ingo hits the pasture they'll wake
up and md their mistake I've
stood tho Eatf for a Ions spell, but
no more Tor me
SURE. you eau have my picture
n you want TO use anything I've
aid. gu AZ far as Yoa iike-fll
stand tor n. Make Il strong and
show W that bunch. Stil toui"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

A girls idea OF innocence Is not
admitting she knows.
The cqsier a man can kiss q girl
tho harder Il would have been II he
had asked her.
The average man Is proudor Of
guessing the weather than ho
would be of understanding the
tariff
Even man who is supported by
a rich wife will grumble about how
much Il costs him to raise the chill
drcn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

On last Sunday a dozen Of these
nice young men entered the Dyek.
man street station about 6 D m.
aud started a fight In which other
waiting passengers wero severely
Iostied. They boarded a train and
played hall In the last car tlll all
the other passengers were driven
out. Then they formed In lock
step and marched ali through the
train. knocking OF passengers hats.
falling against women and children
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

In addition to his general skin
with the cue. Willie Hoppe also has
the reverse English on perpetual
youth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

With six dead and more dying,
Pittsburg's prosperity would seem
to be in need Of some Hague 70
vision.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

AtFNi sshl
,.,tt.. .....5.9li h. t.tf v,an
NetinAhi
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We man H. th.s,,,,,t
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lNai ~ 49, IT,, f'h' wv
Wiaev.-f - mi. iaaish y. a,sa a..
we q, ,s't...t f''s'i Nv
40. p.,sv psi,.s IN. suffraK.
~ - 80, ~, ail men
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

The name Of that homlcidal cor
ner might properly be changed from
Dead Mans to Dead women's
curve"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

make the Rheims aeropIanea 81
toad themselves.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The road TO ruin Is always kept
IN good repair.
when trouble goes 10 sleep don't
set the alarm clock
Better a good paying Job than a
low salaried position
II you are not satisfied with your
lot. trade II for = better one
Some people fast bseaufe there' =
nothing 10 cat IN the house.
The tax assessor thinks lie has
an excuse for being a psHsinllai
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

queens sht Sweden Queen Victoria Of that
monarchy has regiment Of her that she reviews regular In
tea In The Stars moving picture today Queen Victoria shown
aung her fusle The half soldiers uni
form The aautng hor Ia the field marshal Of the swedish
The holda official appointment and In military
paranoe she's Col Victoria Thirty fourth Royal aiers Pretty
oular title for a woman liant ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

Dufine history recitation ~ a
Washington public rfhnql me
Teacher pHi the question When was
itamn huff 2 Tie first 20 answer
Fha a FuunFataf near tbs front, aud
hia Response VS. Al night" AZ
nlRhtiH fapaHfali Tie astpnlaled ~
stfuUtof. "tHH ID the world 90 YOU
get such an idea a. thHtf Why
I've heard my dah say that Rome
wasn't built tn day, said the boy
LLALmnra MnnL ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

Blood will tell of course. bui
black eye Speaks louder l'ai'A'
News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23
STAR DUST


sThe' welt neyst
secs dry IN ~
township qni'r
gain' wet"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-08-23

~
t275 Punch Bowl. footed n ~ y
zoe Pitehers. to close out 81
s. 30 doz Cups and sss "
GERS .H+sstsss-44f4...ftg "A
81 90 Wood Pieces to bun w
&c Gas Pens for burning
htliil s.fffs ssts+.4.s...f f<
g. rs i0piece SALAD SETS. ".
liineh bowls. ........ SAD
fl20 doz, Colonial Iced n
Glasses Special. psf vt *.
$500 iS-piees English 81
sets. it-in. bowl and LISA
chop plates.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-01-24
Geoqraphical Distinctions.

Inhabitants Of the Isle Of Wight
speak of going TO England when
they leave their own fragment Of the
Kingdom. A patriotic Cornishman also
goes to England" when he crosses
the lamar Similarly inhabitants Of
the Balkan peninsula talk of going to
Europe" when they leave their own
corner Of the continent-in curious
contrast with the people Of Great Brit
ain. who regard themselves as both OF
and in Europe" and it is only the
continent" that they visit. There Is
an old story of a Scottish minister
who prayed for blessing upon the
Inhabitants Of Great and Little Cum
brae Islands in the Firth Of Clyde)
and the adjacent islands of Great Brit
ain and Ireland" Massachusetts peo-
pie speak Of going down east" when
they start for the Maine coast.