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The San Francisco call., 1909-02-14
NIEMsEC AGAINST PICATO
Special DispaIch 10 The Call

Los ANGELES. Feb 13-George
Memsic and Frank PicatO are matched
10 nght 10 rounds at Maud Junction
pavilion March p PicatO was given a
match with Memsic because Of the ex-
cellent showing he made in winning
over Kid Dalton last week. PicatO has
been in the game scarcely a year.
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DoRANpo BY a NILE

COLUMBUS. O.. Feb. 13.-Dorando
Pietri. the Marathon runner. was a
mile and a quarter ahead tonight at
the finish OF - mile race in which
three Ohio rUnnerS-G w Schaffer
W. w Farley and Raymond Roberts
relayed against him. His time was
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S s s S S S S
FOR FRUITyALE PROPERTIES
SEE
HOME INVESTMENT COMPANY.

50. S3.30O-Elegant, new and up to date cot
tage. large rooms and bath toilet, large
pantry and closets; all nicely arranged and
beautifully finished; good basement' lot
45x110; sunny side of street; terms.
81, S50-New and strictly modern cot
tage. , rooms and bath: elegantly finished;
good basement; lot 40x120; street work
done; cement walks; restricted locality;
convenient to ears. schools stores, etc;
terms. $500 cash and balance like rent.
50, o00-New and modern cottage,
rooms and bath; walls and ceilings tinted.
dining room paneled wainscoting; mantel.
china closet corner lot, 42x10j. sunny side
of street; terms. $3.50 down, balance
rent.
HOME INVESTMENT COMPANY.
1922 Fruityale av. cor. old county road
s IS $ $ 5
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BERKELEy REAL EsrATE--Con.
RYAN & BALLARD.
MA Pay RENT2


OWN A HOME IN BERKELEY.
Have you $500, $4OO, $500, $500. 500? You car
select your lot We furnish plans TO suit and
build your house, and you can pay the balance
like rent.
No. 1-$2,0 900; $400 down, $50 per month.
Four room bungalow. new; paneled dining
room: modern in every respect; near station.
No. SO. 80; terms.
-Four room bungalow, new: paneled dining
room; . blocks from Key Route station
No. 4-S2, 500; 5000 cash.
Five room shingled bungalow; beam ceiling
paneled dining room, brick mantel; snap; bal
ance in monthly payments of $50
No. So. 900: $500 cash.
Five room shingled bungalow: paneled dining
room. beam ceiling. pressed brick mantel swell
location; balance in monthly payments of $50.
No. 1-S3. 600; $500 cash.
Five room cottage; paneled dining room and
beam ceiling, pressed brick mantel; balance like
rent; il You are looking for a snap, this is it.
No 9-$3 $50; $500 cash.
Key Route; worth $4,000 but must sell at sacri
fee; balance like rent.
No. 1913. 400 can arrange terms.
Five room cottage, just completed in swell To-
cation; all street work complete; lot 50x156 feet;
high basement; ? blocks from Key Route; this
plGce is worth 81 000 but the owner needs the
money and must sell.
No 11-$3, 800; $400 cash.
Five room cottage. under construction; will fin
ish TO suit: block from Key Route station:
hardwood floors. beam ceiling, paneled dining and
living room: TO get home te your own liking,
speak quick; balance like rent.
No 12-S3. 800; $500 cash.
Six room, 2 story house: polished floors. beam
ceiling, paneled living room. bedrooms; fine
home; $500 under value; just like rent, $50 per
month: lot 5Ox100 feet
No. 15-$3. 600 $500 cash.
Five room bungalow; hardwood floors, beam
ceiling. paneled living room. window seats;
monthly payments, just like rent.
No. 39-$5,Oo0; s2,7oo cash. $50 per month no
interest
Seven room story house: tile mantel, pol
ished noo-s; on Fulton ST. depot.
No 5o-s9 o,o. ss5o cash
Lot. 40Nl00: corner in swell locality; east OF
Shattuck on ear line.
No 60--S2 250: $3.50 cash
Lot, 40x1O0; corner in swell locality; east of
Shattuck on car line.
No. 54-We have nice lot in North Berkeley
that $40 per month viii handle; good place TO
save your money.
We are agents for Granada. Come in and get
a free excursion ticket
RYAN * BALLARD. Real Estate,
\. J.. corner Shattuck and University,
Berkeley Cal. Phone Berk. 1923.
fODen All Day Supday.)
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BERKELEY REAL EsrArE-con.

LOTS
$500 foot lot on Garrison St; work done.
$lOO-Wheeler St, 2Tx10e, close in.
SlSo0-Poirier tract. 62d ST.; 40x1O5-
II ,500-Shattuck ay. near oath ST. 45x1OO.
$3,OOO-Groye St. SW. corner; 45x114.
$,2I5-Harmon near Telegraph; 35x115.
Sl500-51sti ST. near Shattuck 40x103.
Si.100-Stuart st. McGee; 40x100.
Sl,l50-Near 55th ST. station; 40x104
S2:lo0-3oth st. near Adelne;. S4x1O0.
S90O-Santa Fe tract close to 55th ST.; 40x
1o4; $3.50 cash.
$2500-Carenont park corner lot.
81. .500-NW corner on Shattuek av; 42:6x10O;
Poirier tract
y ,050-53d st. east of Telegraph av.; 25x1O0.
q ,53O-Fairview st. Ellis: 40x100.
81 a00-Ashby nv. California; 40x135; terms.
Sd,-OO-Ashby av. near Sacramento; 3Sxl4I.
S5, ,'0o-5S Foot corner on Adeline st. block from
- this station. Snap.
sS 81 @ uoo-M ooisey ST.. 30 IT corner r. of Adeline.
$-,2oo-Grove St. SE. 45x105.
G. J.. HEDEA1ARK
1903 Adeline ST.
SnIth Reil, Cal.
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BROCK BEATS DoNOHrE

NEW ORLEANS. Feb. 13.-PhiI Brock
OF Cleveland. o.. was awarded the de-
cision over Young DOnOhue Of Boston
tonight.
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SHAY sIGNS nE1sIrDn

STOCKTON Feb lS.-Danny shay.
captain OF the stockton state league
signed Frank Reisling OF the Altoona
tristate league to pitch for the locals.
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s.. so0-New cottage. rooms. beam ceiling
price cut for quick sale; convenient to Ashby
station; lot 30x90; street work done; very de-
sirabie neighborhood; terms; 5000 cash, bal
10 suit.
IS .25o-Nearly new story and half cottage, 6
rooms, bath. gas electricity; lot 35x122; in
Harper 81. near Ashby av.; lot alone worth
sl750 and building could not be duplicated for
$2O0c and values here sure to advance. Terms
- cash.
81. .50O-Beautiful home in Harper ST near
Ashby av,: partly furnished; rooms with mod
ern Improvements; lot 40x122. Terms il de
sired.
s4.7OO-Nearly new story room house on
southwest corner l block from this station
fine neighborhood. Terms $1,000 cash, balance
10 suit.
IS. 3.9OO-Nearly new story house Of rooms;
modern improvements blocks from Ashby
station; lot 40x120; street work done; $500 cash,
balance to suit
s13 Improved business property in Ade-
line st. 1 block from this ation; q cash.
Sc, ,000-Pair room flats in Shattuck ay.: will
take lots. up to $1,000 part payment il To-
Gated right
SO. .O50-Artistic new cottage. 5 rooms; convent
TO Key Route and Grove st. cars; 10 foot
lot; terms $3.50 cash. balance to suit.
c. l. HEDEMARK,
1908 Adene ST,
South Berkeley. Cal.
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FRUITVALE SPECIALS.
$2300-$500 down; nothing like this in Fruitvale
for the money; new; rooms and base
ment; strictly mp to date street work
done; cement walks. sewer and gas; lot 32x
150; all fenced.
81 000-s35o down; lovely ; rooms just finished;
corner lot; south fronts close to Fruit
vale nv.
81 400-$500 down; furnished; lovely rooms
modern in every way: half block 10 direct
cars. 20 minutes TO 18th and Broadway.
81, 100 and up-3 and room cottages. We can
show YOU just what you want and make
terms to suit your convenience.
CENTRAL REALTY COMPANY,
2712 Fruitvale av.
s., ,25o-Reduced from 81 900: in the midst of
beautiful homes; In Fruitvale av.: must
be sold; cottage > rooms. bath. gas; lot
50xl50; eastern owner; mortgage S1,2p0.
So 400 story residence rooms bath, gas,
basement, carriage house; overlooking the
100: reduced from 81. 000 only S1.500 cash.
RANDALL X. E; CO., 3126 Fruitvale av.
NEW house large rooms. buffet. kitchen. bath
room and closets: modern; worth $1,000;
price 81 900, including piano and some furni-
ture. Prents st. Fruitvae. | block from
Frutvale ear, just off Davis st; owner leav-
ing city.
FRUITvALE LOTS
40 foot lot. highest point overlooking the bay and
cities; street work. sidewalks. gas. water.
shade trees. etc. direct cars TO Oakland, 8. p.
to city; 5000 down. SO per month. Owner,
W. r. WEBB. care Republican. Fresno. Cal.
SACRIFICE pretty home 4 rooms: on car line:
worth S2.l0O: owner wants to so away; price
81 800. Apply TRY Us r. f. CO.. 272S
Frutvale Please remember the number
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OAKLAND ID tRgEIxA!yE
OAKLAND REAL EsTATE-ContInued

LAYMANCE REAL ESTATE CO.,
I2i4-I2l6 Broadway. Oakland, Cal.
SIS. 5000 modern fats and 5 rooms each !:
manteis gas: corner l00x75; income
81 500 per annum; blocks from Central
Broadway; $500 mortgage can remain.
81, ,O00-Close in semibusiness property; adjoin-
ing property sold at S400 per foot; sub
stantial story improvements. paying $500
per annum; future enha ncement most as
sured feature; one-third cash.
IS, 900 Beautiful bungalow rooms. hardwood
floors. furnace; 55xl25: scenic side Of
street: line; rapid service TO San
Francisco; half cash
S75OO-Sunshine birds and flowers These win
come 10 this home with spring Ten room
house; SSx363: lines eonye-
nient TO $ L. locals; country home with
country atmosphere.
81, 500-A rare corner beautiful: hard to oh
tain home site in the Adams Point dis
trict: no good corner 49, begging in this
district: owner money to HIS ad-
vantage by selling: offers exceptional
building site. 9lx125, for SEQ per foot;
$50 per foot lower than. INSIDE lots ad-
jacent thereto. We can deliver
s., ,65O-S F. train service. immediate car serv-
ice; hne location; convenience and cheap
ness-a rare combination. Something
wrong with this? All right. will
show you this modern bungalow, rooms
bath, electric lights. fuel gas; easy ele-
walton; toward Linda Vista.
81 o5O-Snap: lot 5ox1S7: street work done
near Key Route station.
LAYNIANCE REAL ESTATE COMPANY,
l214-l216 BRO ADWAY. OAKLAND.
a City Of 600 Population.)
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HOUSES
sc, ,000-Half cash; . house. hardwood
floors. = hreplaces, cement basement; near
Key Route; lot 45xS0; Magnolia st. near
Webster.
$, ,oo0-Cssh 81 500. balance $40 per month; 6
room cottage in east side of Hillegass
large living room. dining room and bed
rooms; cinker brick hreplaces, china
closets; in fact, everything that n home
needs TO make it comfortable and conven-
lent; built only months lot 40x120; first
class location: convenient 10 Key Route
and streetcars; WE RECOMMEND THIS
50, ,400-Cash s., 400 balance $40 per month and
interest; new, room house. hardwood
floors freplaces. SUP deck and large liv-
ing room; lot 44xl26; east of Telegraph ay.
Webster ST.
81 1O0-$5oo cash; room house, lot 4ox12o;
MAKE OFFER.
So 60O-$500 cash. balance $40 per MONTH new.
room and basement cottage; lot 40xl00.
LOTS
s., ,2oo.East side Benvenue near WOOlsey; COX
81 575 North side Alcatraz near Duncan; 4ox
100
81 400 North side Berkeley way near Grant, 50x
125; MUST BE SOLD: SEE US
Il. A. BERRY x CO.,
Corner Center and Oxford Phone Berk. 1142
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WOOD & TATUM.
2219 Sbattuck av. Phone Berkeley 905
Open Sundays
We Are Publishers OF the
"BERKELEY REAL ESTATE RECORD"
Published Monthly
Contains complete list of Berkeley property
for sale and for rent. Send for copy
FREE.
February issue will be out in a day or two
Get your name in early
BARGAIN FOR THIS WEEK
s3,500-S650 down and $50 per month: new )
room, y story bungalow; large fireplace;
hardwood floors; builtin book and
china cabinets; inviting porch; most
delightful home: sunny side of Prince St
east of Telegraph av.
WOOD & TATUM
22le shsttuck ay Phone Berkeley 905
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$500
BUNGALOW FOR SAFE BY OWNER AT COST
Corner Hudson 81. and Boyd ar Designed bv
prominent architect The most artistic and con-
rcnient room home in Caremont district.
swell homo ia q swell neigibOrhOod: }G m inufes
from San Francisco. u minutes from Oakland
10 minutes from Berkeley. near Key Route
sud College CHS large rooms paneled
walls beam ceilings. doubie glass doors from
lau 10 living and dining rooms. cabinet
kitchen large. c0oling closet bath fitted with
highest grade fixtures. chimncys with hrick
and tiie maufrls. windows in closets cement
frars in aundrr. fixtures and shades To suit
purchaser. Sec Mr. GORDON owner on
premises. 1909 = BroadTay room J. Oak
land. paoue Oakland s530: reasonable terms.
- Efo-T.of - IT,. in Perry 81 near Van Barren.
hleek from Grand av. line. fne terrace:
81 ~ street. select neicIh0rhO0d. See owner.
6s1 r. 18Th st.. Oakland.
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lot In Piedmont Vista. 3sxI12 feet: block
from Oakland av. esrline and about blocks
from Piedmont station OF the Key Route; this
IS ideal location for a home is stusted on
high ground and has a beautiful view; terms
$3.50 cash aud balance OF $500 ia monthly pay
ments OF SO. including interest. Address box
1872 Call Office. San Francisco
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SIS. 5000 modern fats. and 5 rooms each:
mantels. gas: corner. lo0x75; income
81 500 per annum; blocks from Central
Broadway; 81, 800 mortgage can remain.
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SNAP-$4r 500, partly cash; room
house in perfect condition; bath, pantry. laun-
dry, stable, barn, etc 1888 FELTON, St.
blocks from Alcatraz s. p and Key r. sta
tons. Information and key. 405 Baker ST.
;. f.. Owner. Make an offer. Key at
Rev. Schultz. 1890 California; ST.. Berkeley.
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LAYMANCE REAL ESTATE CO,
12i4-l2l6 Broadway. Oakland, Cal.
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CALIFORNIA BUNGAL0W-For safe
by owner; located east of Telegraph av., in
Berkeieyfs best residential district: has
larAe rooms and den; hardwood floors. beam
ceillngs; built in bookcase and buffet; hanging
hammered copper electric lanterns; old fash
Toned fireplace; clinker brick terrace wall and
rustic pergoa beams. The buffet kitchen is
dream, being plentifully supplied with
drawers, cHpboards. cooling closets and other
labor saving devices. For particulars address
7. o. box 333. Berkelev
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$500 DOWN, $25 PER MONTH.
beautiful, bungalow in North Berke-
ley; near A carline, only q few blocks from a
station; artistically finished throughout. Isn't
this cheaper than paying rent?
THE WARREN CHENEY COMPANY, INC,
20S2 Center ST.. Berkeley.
Phone Berkeley 300
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A. J. SNYDER
POI Broadway. Oakland.
S5.0oo-A dandy new room bungalow on Chest
nut st. S. lot S5ElS2 ovner SAYS Get me
good house cheap and on easy terms.
S3,75o-Cash or terms for this modern high base
ment cottage ~ rooms and bath on 3Sth
81. near Grove. The lot is 3Jxl4T: the cot
ihge Is new and well built and rented
for $50 per month; convenient 10 car line
Key Route station and school.
$z,OoO-A modern Queen Anne cottage. rooms
and bath on 32d ST. Grove. a con-
Fenent. cozy little home in an extra good
location would be a good renting PROPOSE
tion.
S4.5oo-Why pay rent when you can own this
modern house of rooms and bath. in Moss
an AZ, near Telegraph sla ay., by paying, sl.5oo
and good. cheap home
s. 750-Good property close to main thorough
fares is always salable. meanwhile Won
can own q strictly modern q room ho,Ise
artistically finished ON Edwards 81 near
Telegraph and only have = cash in
vested. Don't miss this
s. s00-This beautiful new Queen Anne barse
rooms ana bath on Leighton St viii suff
any one in its convenience comfort and al
tlactlYenes; block TO car 4 blocks TO
Key Route station
A. J. SNYDER
9ol BROADWAY. OAKLAND
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Il, ,000-Close in semihusiness property: adjoin-
ing property sold at S400 per foot; sub
siantial story improvements paying $500
per snnum future enha ancement most
sured feature; one-third cash.
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HAMMOND & HAMMOND.
TIE LEADING AND RELIABLE AGENTS,
1922 PARK ST. ALAMEDA, CAL.
sOpEN SUNDAYS.

NJ. A. MILLER.
REAL ESTATE. INSURANCE AND RENTALS.
l344 PARK ST.
Phone Alameda T34.
bargain So 500: modern room colonial
house in select neighborhood surrounded by
beautiful foliage and lawn. with high baseme7 d.
toilets: large lot: on sunny side of street, near
ear line. also station. To right parties. $500
down. balance $35 per month. This nelghborhood
Is select and they want TO Keep same.
bungalows easy terms can be had; the
parties owning want to go east.
| have good list of improved and unim-
proved property for sale My telephone number
a home is 2311. Call up and let me show
you what have for sale Sunday II you
can not during the week | agent for Qneen
insurance company. a dollar for dollar company.
My renting list is n good one. Same courtesy
viii be shown in future in the past.
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ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE

5 ROOM cottage. with extra lot modern Il
every respect; paying interest on $4,000; ex
cellent investment or home; price $500.
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Here is opportunity for the person who
has 5000 and wants a home. A new . room
cottage, just being built; sunny side of
finished street; SO foot lot, car line; lit
tie way from station. The cottage emhodies
all the modern IDEAS in linen, cooling closets,
buffet kitchens etc. Your monthly INSTALL
ments the same as rent This now is good
value and in year will enhance.
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f. d. JUDD CO..

THINK OF THIS
WHAT YOU CAN DO IN ELMHURST.
$500 buys nice little bungalow lot 25x150
feet block from barns.
I also have lots. 40x100, with full bearing fruit
trees on Tor $400 each: small payment down.
balance $40 month; and other good bargains In
houses. Address
p. FRY,
Corner Orchard and East 14tn sts. Elmhnrst. Cal.
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A. J. SNYDER.
POI Broadway. Oakland.
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$4,000-Molern house OF S rooms; sunny side
of Improved street; fine lawn and basement; !;
this Is one of orr fine boys and will increase
greatly in price in another year; $500 down,
rest rent.
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Observation-Disclosures
MONEY no LOAN

A-TO-ZED SCHOOL, Individual instruction in
Williams. director. 2507 Claiming Way. Berk.
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s., ,O0O-A dandy new ; room bungalow on Chest
nut ST.: lot 25xl32. Owner says. Get me
offer here's your chance 10 get a
good house cheap and on easy terms
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wANTED-oLD GOLD
OAKLAND REAL ESTATE

HIGHEST prices paid for diamonds and old gold
SCHOENFELD 8 co. 80 San Pablo av.
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IS, 600 Beautiful bungalow. Z rooms. hardwood
floors furnace 55xl25: scenic side Of
street: near car line; rapid service to San
Francisco; la IL cash
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OWN 4 HOME IN BERkEbEY.
Have you $500, $4OO, $500, $500. $700? You
select your lot We furnish plans TO suit and
build your house, and you can pay the balance
like rent.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25
Shifting Slugs

Isn't the Teddy bear Tad about beat en to a frazzle anyway7
 ss&
 After March 4 the White House will be a rendezvous for automobile sales men.
 Fighting Bob wants forty eight bat tleships to maintain the peace at any cost policy.
 A word from Josh Wise! Broken hearts are moro frequent in poetry than prose.
 When airships arrive 1t will be neces- sary to establish pilot system over smoke clouds.
 It's hard to convince women that the things another woman says about her husband are true.
 Michigan man thought he was crazy and the courts told him, in effect, that he was crazy to think so
 Roosevelt proved his ability as a dead shot by plunking the anti-Jap bug aboo in the middle at long range.
 She (inspecting a gun) Why do they call this one "The Ballet Dancer?" Guide Because it is such kicker. Judge.
 "Is'nt Dr. an authority on ap- pendicitis7''
 "auess he is, he charges s1,ooo to operate.''
 "Maude was afraid the girls wouldn t recognize her engagement ring"
 ''Did they?"
 Did they7 Six of them recognized 1t at once.''
 "Your honor,'' said the prisoner, 1T didn't steal this here mat I was goin' along the street when woman give it to me and told me to beat t, and did"
 Where single wife sometimes poi
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25
COME. COME, JUNGLE ANDY,"

COME, COME, JUNGLE ANDY,"
 Of all the millionaires beneath tho sl1ies, VIC admire. from many points of view. ''Uncle Andy Carnegie just a little mora than any of his esteemed contemporaries
 As we view in beautiful retrospect his many acts of public financial gracious ness. as VIC observe the land bespattercd with libraries from Maine to California, and from Washington to Key West, we are moved anew to enthusiasm and pro found and vociferous appreciation. Evi- dence of his philanthropy abounds on all sides; it stares you in tho face in Atlanta, and it gives you compelling pause in walla Walla It does not shriek, of course, albeit it does not whis- per exactly. But it is there-ever on the job, even as a good soldier should be.
 In view of these preliminary thoughts 1t gives us no small measure of pain to chronicle herein the alleged fact that .'Uncle Andy" inclines to grow little ''near''; tight-waddish,' indeed. as vulgarians put that sort of thing, in their rought but oft wonderfully expres- sive way. It has long been recognized as typically Carnegiesque, to be sure, that no donation might be expected from his ample exchequer until augment ed by one of like proportions from out side and Less important and illustrious givers. True, some carping ones have baked at that, here and there; but, in the main, all has gone as merry as wed ding bells.
 Now that Uncle Andy has an nounced his intention to give certain college $25.00o, however, on condition that the sad college raise from other sources the sum of s175.O00 to go with it, we are prone to hesitate the while we ask. Whither are VIC and .'Uncle Andy drifting? Is 1t his purpose to restrict his benevolence in the future to a l to 2 basis? Perish the unhsl. lowed and ungodly thought. That might do for some millionaires, but not this one. If we mistake not, we have been admonished in days agone that the I to ratio generally brought more an guish to "Uncle Andy's' soul than it was comfortable to bear, and that he only imposed it because he thought 1t to be his solemn duty. To suspect that he contemplates bitterer pills in this re- gard upsets our long cultivated and pi- ously nursed contrary opinion.
 And so, we are moved to dispute the canard in respect of his alleged "near- ness.' or ''tight-waddishness,'' hereto fore set down and noted. We shall not attempt to explain this 1 to thing that looms with admitted ominousness in our pathway at this particular moment; but We shall approach it even as Pilgrim approached some of the mon sters that arose in his way, firm in the faith that 1t is merely scarecrow, .m- potent of harm, and to be explained away Automatically and satisfactorily in Uncle Andy's" own good time.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25

sons mans whole hfe," said man from sheba to King Solomon, "don' t you take terrible risk with 3007"
 Mot at all," replied The Great. Each wife serves ss an antidote to the other.''
 Keeper-rerribie accident to the glass snakel
 Zoo Manager-Whst's the mattcr7
 Kecper-It swallowed dynamite cap and now its nervous system is complete. ly shattered.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25
h. Bending ef tn. seuah.

"You must have had some very mar row escapes from death during yom eventful career" said to the great de- tective.
 T have had a few" he admitted modestly. Probably the closest shave l had was when a band of South Amer iean outlaws hanged me and went away without noticing they had strung me up to rubber tree."- Brooklyn Life.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25

"It yet remains for some enterpris- ing aeronaut to teach ballooning by cor respondence, says the Youngstown Tel. egram. In view of the present status of the gentle art of ballooning, we are not sure but that it would be fairly satisfactory method of learning for the average layman to employ.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25

A Philadelphia doctor says fresh eggs have distinct value in the treatment of stomach troubles. We have feared eggs would get to the point where VIC should find 1t necessary to look upon them as medicine exclusively.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-02-25

Waste your comic valentines on somebody sise; most of them natter us. said the Nashville American the day after. We suppose 1t is not much fun to send comics to folks to take them in that manner.