Arizona republican., 1909-06-27
LITTLE JAMES


! Concerning the Judgment in the
Gould Separation Suit)
81 motifs" SEE my Paw the other mite,
when he come home lat Missus Gold
has win her SCOT fer Seprit Maintain
ance but tn Allymoney seems to me
has been cut down Ridillessly Low fer
a Woman which has SIGH a ContinoOal
Thirst as Missus Gold has, accordin' to
TIL Testimony Little ole Nicely 90
thousand boilers a year, which Is only
3 thousand a Munth. She'll Eaf to be
Probishnist fer at leest tn las. hat
Of every Munth.
IL Justice Bowling had "a want al
to a Gone tn Square Ting by Mis5us
Gold he'd a give her twicr as much an
then sOmethin besides fer Clues ar
Stockings an Ottymobiles an otter
NJ sFalies of Life. This kind of Judg
Inent in her faver is almost worser'n
= ne atall. If l cuddent have all
wanted to Drink I'd rulEer git out IF
th' rabbit of il altogether fo- they
amt no Suffefin at knew Of which is
as Severe an Painfle as to jist have
AfUnms enuff Tor wun Gocktale when
l need , or Moar.
Its like the Punishment which was
.nflicked an Tantylous which was al
ways eXDectin . get 4 Drink an never
got it. In my Opinyun this here De
sishun of Justice Bowling is what's
called the Refinement of Croolty.
"They's severle things about that
Trile which, as the Lawyers SEE is tn
most Noted in tn History of American
Correspondents. which makes me think
at tn Judge Didn't understand it. He
seq 1 don't think at Missus Gold is
SIGH a Wine bibber an Sinner as tn
Evidents of the Witnouses seems to
Disclothes. l think at the Witnouses
is Onnest all Rite but at they been
under Misapprehenshun an at what
was Nicer Excitement has been Mis-
took by them fer IntoXicashun an at
that time when she Slid Down off'n
her Cheer an fell asleep under tn
Table it wasn't nothin moren kind
Of Fizzicle Depreshun which to the
Uninnishyated mite "a been Mistook
fer Inebrity TIL symptoms is so sim
iler at they is apt to be COMPOUNDED
Then tn judge he Derceeded an he
seq: Vile l don't B'leeve at any of
tn Witnouses has Lide Malishus in
this here Trile. think at some Of 'em
has been Prejoodist aginst tn Plaintiff
an has allowed their Feelns to Collier
their Evidents some. FrinstUnce, in
the Case of Witnous Trotter, | think
he's felt kind Of Grouchy ever sence
Missus Gold SEE to him You Damfool
(hic) amt YOU never goin to git that
door (hic) fixt at you been workin' on
fer days an had a corpse of Car
penters a Helpin' YOU
'Agin. All tn Preponderants of Tes-
tymony is on the Side of Missus Gold.
Here they's been a few Witnouses. not
more'n a Dozcnt all told ats Testifide
to seem her Reelin around Cassel Gold
an Bloc Gap Farm, a Openin Whisky
bottles by tn case an developin a
ArOmy on her Breth at most Knocked
out every body within her Steer of In
flooence.
'Aginst the Evidents, however
Troothfle it may be we have tn Testi-
mony of more'n , Decent Reputable
Witnouses which Swore at they never
seen her Touch a drop, an her Attor-
ney SEE at he could a Summonsed a
100 more at Wud Croboratcd their
Testimony.
I'm Constrained therefore. to find
fer the Plaintiff an in order to be on
tn Safe Side I'll fix her Allymoney at
only SO thousand dollers a Yeer. That
Ort to hold her down some &"
LITTLE JAMES.