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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
! SEVERE STORM RAGING
THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH
By Leased Wire to The Tribune.

NEW ORLEANS. Dec. lS.--An un-
prccedcuted Snowstorm is reported from
Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Gcor-
gia Louisiana and Texas this afternoon.
the fall Of snow is accompanied by the
coldeSt weather in years. Telegraph
and telephone wires arc paralyzed and
trains badly delayed.
Crops are damaged 10 an enormous
extent. it is feared, throughout this
locality.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
COMPLETING PLANS FOR
LAUNCHING OF UTAH
By Leased Wire TO The Tribune,

PHILADELPHIA. Dec. 1S,-The final
plans for the launching of the new bat
tleship Utah, the biggest of her class
in the United States navy, which vail
take place Thursday. are being com
pleted. Tho Utah will he launched IN
the wards OF the New ork ShipbuIlding
company. Miss Mary Alice Spry Of
Salt lake City. daughter Of the gov
ernor o. Utah, accompanied by large
delegation Of prominent Utah people,
will arrive on "Wednesday.
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Salt Lalsers in New York
by Leased Wire to The Tribune.

BY Leased Wire to The Trlbuno.
NEW YORK, Dec. lS.-Thc follow
ing people from Utah have registered
at hotels here the past week: w. J.
Lacey. Brotzcll: W Austin, Wolcott 4,
d, Holmes, Park Avenue; 4. Jensen,
Gilsey, NJ, 4. Rompey, York; ]. Nc
CLAIM. New Amsterdam: o. O. Hefner,
Hoffman: T. Irving, Park Avenue; c.
D. Bollcs. +, Lawson Bartholdi, all of
Salt Lake City. J. w. Ball Of Frisco,
Collingwood,
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WOMAN DIES AT AGE
OF HUNDRED-F FIFTEEN
3y Leased Wiro 10 The Tribune
PHILADELPHIA, Pa. Dec. Is.

!. BY Leased Wiro 10 The Tribune
!. PHILADELPHIA, Pa. Dee IS,
= After living in three centuries,
= Mrs. Braync Makcdcnsly, aged
/. ll5 years. died in this city TO-
: night at the Jewish Shelter home.
J. She camc 10 this country about
: twenty years ago, with her family.
: She was the mother of nineteen
!. children, several OF whom arc still
: living. Her descendants number
: about $50, Her Oldest grandson.
: Abraham Makedensky of New
!. York is 20 years old. Mrs, Make.
:. denskv has always been proud of
:. II medal given her by C2ar Nicho-
: las III of Russia. She was born
: in Kiev. Her father was an inn
+ keeper. On one occasion the ear
!. stopped over night at her fathers
J tavern and was so pleased
!. with his reception thar he pre-.
:. scuted Mrs. Makcdcpsky, then Il
J. girl, with n medal.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
REPORTED THAT KING
MENELIk Is DEAD
d Wire to The Tribune

BY Leased Wire to The Tribune,
NEW YORK Dec. 1S--A dispatch from
Jubltil says that Emperor Menelill of
AbSssinia died a few days ago. The
news Of his death was withheld uutil the
arrival ut Adds Abbey, the capital. OF
Lidj Jcasscu. the heir TO the throne
and his father. with troops.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
WAR OF CATTLEMEN AND
SHEEPMEN PROBABLE

SPOKANE Wash. Dec. 1S,-War be
twcon thr cattle and Shccpmcn in cen
trail Idaho may break out ut any time,
il is reported here. For moro than q
ycnr tho situation between the cattle
men and the sheep owners of the Sal
mon river basin has been growing more
and more serious, until now an armed
truce is maintained that may give way
TO violence should any member OF either
party commit any overt act.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
postofhces Advanced.
.ial 20 The Tribune.

Special 20 The Tribune.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 1S.-The fol
lowing postoftices have been advanced
from the fourth class To presidential
The effect of the order is TO take the
postmEstcrs out of the civil service:
Utah--Coalville, salary $1,000; Garland
$ll0O; Green River, $l1O0, Wyoming
Sundancc, $l10o Tdaho-Bclleview
$1,000; Burley, $500; Cambridge, $ll0O;
Cottonwood. $l100; Gooding, $i700; Je-
rome, $1,000; Meridian, $llo0; Rigby,
5000.
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PROPOSED CONFERENCE
AWAITED WITH INTEREST

BLUEFIELDS, Nicaragua, Dec. IS
Messengers sent by General Estrada,
carrying news of Zclaya'S resignation,
reached General NnsqueZ ut the head
of the Zclayan troops, last night. Gen
Continued on Page Twn
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Domestic.

: Forty 6vc injured in wreck on
Poet William Watson mysterious
ly disappears NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,
Government seeks men higher up
IN sugar frauds, s..........r.s...
Wonders OF Stovaine, the now an
esthetic . .................. $50.
Suitrasettcs in Washington arc
preaching doctrine .......s II
Flaehes from the wire. Tc............l: |:
Condensed kilograms ............2; .;
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Foreipl,

NiCaraguan women appeal 10 the
United States Tor Intervention
Americans may control rubber in
dustry In Ihc Congo.
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Sentence of Convicted Sugar
WeigherS Postponed With
This End in View.
EXPECTED ADMISSIONS
MAY REVEAL SECRETS
Court Intimates That Men May
Receive Some CIemency if
They Tell All.
, Lcased WIre To The Tribune.

BY Leased Wire to The Tribune.
NEW YORK, Dec lS-Scntcnce will
be passed on the five sugar trust en-
ployecs convicted Of defraudiug the
government, on January s. 1t is an
open secret that one of the reasons for
postponiug the sentence is that at least
one of the convicted men is willing to
tell all lie knows, and it is not improb-
able that several of the men arc now
prepared to make q clean breast Of il,
and enable the United States autbori.
ties TO get at the ucn higher NJ.
When tho convicted men were ar
raigncd before Judge James l.. Mar.
tin in the United States court today
there was plain evidence that some of
them were on the point of telling all
they knew. No sooner We're the pro
ceedings al an end than one Of the con.
yiCted meu-Patrick Hcnuesscy-
stepped np 10 Henry J., Stlmson, cuun.
sci for The government and held IN
earnest conversation Then Mr.. Slim
son was heard TO says
Expecting Admissions.
81 will be pleased 10 see YOU in my
office any time before Tuesday, Thus
the government offic ers have new hopes
of being able TO land the men higher
up in the sugar trust. men whom they
believe gave orders to the employees of
the Williamsburg docks 10 underweigh
foreign carGocs of sugar and thus cheat
the federal treasury out of millions of
dollars.
uenncssev>s conversation with Mr..
Stimson followed strong intimation
from Judge Martin that if tho men told
all. they might expect tighter sentences
than he would impose If they said moth
ing, as each NAV be sentenced to prison
for four years and fined $4,000, the
court 5 statement made distinct impres.
slonS on them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
Local,

: Youthful bandit fails in attempt 20
!. hold up Hurry Back saloon .... |
: Holiday trade breaking all rec
: ordS s..,.-.. ........-.-.. ......,.e )
: Commercial club gives joIlihcation
JunCneon "..,..rr-.. ......,...s....., .
: East bench realty shows big in
/. crease in values, cs,..,............ .
: Important realty sale on South
: State street .,...-...,..,...s- )
: Surveyor general complies annual
!. Missing youth feared 10 have com
: mittcd Suiccd ..,...............G2 50
: julius Alexander tries to collect
!. debt and is stabbed d............&2
: Good roads given big boost. ....,.. -
: Board of pardons not In lsnient
: mood ,-s....,. ......s........s..S 81
: Sporting News.
: General racing news. S......,....-..lS
!. Paris will be fight center ........1S
: Louis StranG breaks mile auto
: record .......s. .-,.. ~
: lynch elected National league
: president ......... ,,.,.s...,,.,lS
: Boggs wins sixth straight race. u
: CorbctI liEcs JeIfrles. es..........,-.,19
: Tex Rickard talks about fight. Ia
: y. NJ. c. a, beats l.. =. S, 6l
: 10 @2,.,... .,.s.s...,.s....,....
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Nav Change Methods.

Under tho direct guidance OK American
flnanclers il is believed that the rigid
principles Of Leopold will be tempered
with mercy. Leopold used his Belgian sol
dlers TO harass the natives. whereas IT
Is believed under American regime the
Of men. who will be strictly enjoined TO
abstain trom the blood taxes which have
made the Congo country OF violence and
a blot upon civilization. The Baroness
Vaughan has departed from her castle.
through fear that the threats OF the rah-
bic against her would he carried out, lt
is reported tonight that she has fed 10
Paris.
4 royal decree issued today lauds Leo
nold as n great king, With a grand reign.
Baron Cofhnet has been appointed cNecu-
tor OF the kings Will, which shows that
the estate was worth S3 900, 400. although.
OF course this is merely about q thou
sandth. One of the dozen castles owned
bv LeopoId was worth that much.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
Inde1 to Tod0y'S Tribune
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Departments.


Real estate ...o.....s...>
Editorial .......,.. s-..ss-.......
Society .... -......S,
Drama . .....-....l2, 1:
Music ....s.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. J.
Railroads -....... ...............l y
ntcrlnouDtalu ........ .........2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
Probability That Walsh of Cello
RADIO and Ryan of Virginia
Will Get the. Rubber.
FARMS THE GIGANTIC
/ INDUSTRY OF THE CONGO
American Regime Expected to
Work Reforms to Wipe
Away Many Stains.
snecial Cable to The Tribune.

sprCIdI NdDIH 10 TIC IIIDWHc.
BRUSSELS, Dec. lS.--Gveu while Bel
gium IS mourning the death Of King Leo
pold. the shadow of the late rulers cold,
commercial calculating mind stands dom
manJ. and while there arc whispered trlb-
Utes 10 his greatness as ruler, there
arc cautious speculations as to the fate of
the gigantic rubber Industry in the Con-
go. fostered and trained under the master
hand Of the dead King. " is reported In
the circles of the hourse that the direc-
torship OF the Congo rubber industry will
now fall into the hands OF Thomas L.
Walsh Of Colorado and Thomas Ryan of
Virginia and their American associates.
who were heavily Interested financially
with King / I.eopold.
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"A Great newspaper. "

Is the general opinion G. all who
follow the course OF Tho Tribune.
And it is a "business &c ctcr" for
those who patronize its ad columns,
too.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-19
5very Man at Last
<ecsives His Deserts.

u Thc weak man goes down. and on
7 bis body the strong man ascends. That
I is tust Would you have the weak
man nscend on the PROSTATE form OF
fhc strong man? Should tho weak sur
rive and breed and build your race?
Noue OF US geek justice. 1t Is nne
word and we use It TO mask our real
.nurrose Ebert Hubbard.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15


|laft ae-e totaaf % tie srea fE u %
lis sllfe. Although this siaS tho ami;
r si; 81 his seventh IA birthday.
Weston declares himself conl Dent q i
lis ability 10 accomplish what he had
Get out to do. HIS itinerary rs 3a 81
follows: Boston, Albany, Utica, sy "a;
cuse. Buffalo, Plttsburg, Chicago, st
Paul. Yellowstone Park, Portland,
Ore. anl thence to San Francisco. a
dlst9nce Of 1000 miles. Nm November,
1907, he walked from Portland TO Chi;
cago In "a days and 10 ;lours. No
time is fixed to complete the long
walk. but he expectssto excel all pre-
,Ious records. IT. Is undertaken to
fulfill d promise made 30 years ago
when he won the Ashley. belt with a
record Of $50 miles IN l42 hours. He
told Sir John Ashley then that he
would be in condition on his 10th
birthday to begin a task which would
excel ais revious feats. On his way
to San Francisco he will lecture on
outdoor life and gixe exhibitions OF
walking In large halls. ,S;y@ 5
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15
Stage
"YAMA" COMING.
Phone IS.

A coming event Of Importance to
theater.goers p. Fairnont, mEuinee
and night, Saturday. Marcn 20, will
br the presentation at the Grand by
Mr.. Alfred E. Aarons, Of one OF his
most successful musical comedies,
"Yama," is show Of Oriental en-.
,Ironmoht and simply sparkles with
frothy material. catchy music and
novel scenic specIalties. The CON-
pany is in excellent one consisting Of
fifty people. The principal comedian
Is J. Clarence Harvey, who will be well
remembered for his excellent work
as the Mayor in another OF Mr.. Aaron's
successes. "Ilis Honor the Mayor"
The prima donna role will be played
and sung by Miss Violet Colby who
was formerly rima donna with "Tne
Chinese Honeymoon" company. An
ether feature OF this excellent COM
pany will be the Alfred E. Aarons Or.
iginal Dancing Dolls who were espe-
cIally imported TO this country by Mr..
Aarons for his musical offerings.
As Is customary with Mr.. Aarons'
presentations, the entire company and
production will be Of the very highest
order, and the scenic investiture elab.
crate. W.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15
GOOD ROADS BILLS.

CHARLESTON, W. Va, March Is
The status Of the two good roads bills
vetoed by Governor Dawson seems to
be the SANG as that Of the Charleston
charter bill. but the veto will prob
ably stand unless some one will make
1t his business 10 appeal to the ST.
preme court. The appropriation DILL
also, was not filed until attr March s.
It Is believed that there Is nothing
on record in the secretary OF states
office within the time limit prescribed
by thu constitution to show the good
roads veto or the Appropriation veto
had been properly filed to make them
valid, but, rs stated, the vttoes can DO
unset only by interested parties apply
Ing to the supreme court for manda'
mus compelling the clerk Of the house
to print the voiced bills among the
state records. Local interests watch
ed the Charleston bill closely as to the
time It went to the secretary OF states
ofloe and the time the objections were
filed and hence were ready with the
proof. No one watched the other bills
and the governors action stands SO
far. y. f.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15
LOVES coNsTANcY.

tFro,n the Youths Companion.)
oh, II the stainless rose must droop
and die.
The sunshlne bright fall no more from
,' the sky.
And cease the soft kiss OF the nee
tGred breeze,
And voice OF song be hushed that
came to please
Be gone The summer hours, so fraught
with cheer, es
That made paradise around lis here,
Whose absence leaves deafness
memory.
So glad and sweet. though sad. 10! 1t
may be-
Still, leave to us amid earth's chang.
Ing days, W.
Among The common things to claim
our praise.
II common, yet, that wear a beaute.
BUSINESS, IS
A grace and charm with wondrous
power to bless q.
On, leave to us. we pray thee, Lord
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15
TARIFF AUTHORIZATIONS.

WASHINGTON, March 15.-Among
the changes in the tariff that are ex-
pected by we'll informed congressman
is q cut in lumber Of 50 to 81. On coal
there are radical differences. One CO.
ttrie advocates n reciprocal arrange
ment with Canada and another is op-
posed to It. Glass and Manufactures
thereof are pretty sure to suffer a sub
stantlal reduction, as It is understood
the glass trust has somen,ng closely
approaching monopoly Of the The home h l,E
market and IS making large profits.
Textiles also will show reducdona,
though with careful discriminattl 10 v 4,
.siIt may be taken for granted that the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15

textile men have little to fear from
revision, as the rer:nue from textiles
is too large to lose. Tht raw wool
men. may lose little and woolmen
will be trimmed some; but both in.
terests could stand u slzable cut with.
out being imperllled. So strong Is the
popular demand that raw materials
will suffer the greatest cut: for the
committee will not dare to resist the
pressure Of public opinion. especially
as It has been shown In the hearings
that the duties on hides, lumber, coal
and some other articles were either
or not needed.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15
NEED BOND ISSUE.

i #
WASHINGTON, March 1.-THE fact
that a bond issue will soon DO necess'
airy to tide over the government
treasury rs announced IN United Press
dispatches several days ago was con-
flrmed by Chairman Tawney Of tho
house committee on appropriations.
He said that while the treasury state
ment shows an available cash balance
OF about s1S7,oOo.Ooo, the amount Of
money actually available Is far short
of that amount. thp iGi 't3S
An official Of thta treasury depart.
ment said today that the working bal.
ance OF cash was about SCI, 100000.
Tho balance was ss4,ooo,0oo when
President Cleveland found It neccs.
sary to issue bonds. ';;$f \.
It has not bten definitely decided
whether there shall be m issue OF
certificates or congress will be asked
to authorize an output Of bonds. Y
y - u
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AERoNAUTlcs.

n'nlnn Assnclased Press t y
NEW YORK. March 15.-The Inter
nj. lonal Aeronautic Federation an
nouncel that the entries for the In.
ternatlonal balloon race which Is to
be held in Switzerland next SeDtem.
her closed to-day. The Aero Club OF
America has made one entry, and this
has been sent to the committee, but
the pllJt will not be selected until
later In the month. K
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10 PER CENT. WAGE CUT.

3.T3I ~ ft'nInn AssnrTH'rd 1'rcse.l "
Z, NEW YORK, March 15.-lt is an.
that in the blast furnaces OF
the members Of the Eastern Pig Iron
Association which Is composed of the
leading iron producers Of the East,
rf'tce has been posted that the wages
Of their workmen nave been cut ten
per cent. It is expected that similar
action will be taken by the blast fur.
races throughout The country. and
that about $4,000 men will be. affect.
ed. ~
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sToPovERs FOR BUFFALO.
ftfnion Associated Press.l

n" ftfnInn Ass0cIntcd PrtsS.I 7T-,T--I-
BUFFALO. A1hrca lathe stop
over privilege granted to Buffalo by
the Trunk Lines Association goes
into effetc today. The concession OF
the Today stopover Is granted on the
understanding that the Chamber OF
Commerce assist the railroads in
their efforts to eliminate the scalper
in New York State. For the past five
years efforts have been made to OBJ.
tain the stopover privilege, but with:
out success. .a.i-s.,T,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15

FOR sALE-Twelve room modern
residence on Third street between
CASTOR and Virginia Ave. 300 Is the
number II you want to look at the
house. Lot Is 4ox72 and this is bar.
gain as the house can't he built for
the money that will buy 1t. Price S..
900. Also lot 18th street near car barn
within less than square Of Fairmont
Ave-, for s875. Lot 35x70. For par.
ttculars address or call on the OWN.
ER," care this office.
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WANTED = Men to Be statesmen, to
take Our correspondence course in the
Science OF Salesmanship. The Shcl-
don School has increased the earning
power OF over $4,000 men from 10 per
cent. to 100 per cent. and more. Clerks
bookkeepers,. correspondents, Gales
men and managers. can all earn more
by knowing and applying Sheldon sell,
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Ing methods. We have helped thou.
sands Of men secure good positions.
Write to-day and learn how we can
help you. One Of the greatest books
on business ever written will be sent
free. THE SHELDON SCHOOL, 1853
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WON EN- MAY VOTE
Woman's Suffrage Clause Is inserted
In New Charter For Chicago.

CHICAGO, March ISL ths ntw
Chicago charter Is adopted by the peo-
ple in the shape in which It passed
the charter convention now in session
here, t will permit women vote In
municipal affairs. At last nights ses.
sion Of the convention a woman's suf.
frage clause in the charter was adopt
ed by a vote Of 42 to -.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15

Only GOOD stores thrive by adver-
tislng-and not even a VERY GOOD
one will thrive II lnadequately adver.
tiised.
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VOTES FOR WOMEN Knight.
si%lif l5. njnlnn Associated Press, s a
NEW YORK. March i15.-t"votes for
Women will be presented tonight at
Wallackr Theater. Mary Shaw has
the principal role.
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NEIL END ATTELL
lat NEW ORLEANS.

(unIon Associated Prcss.) v
NEW ORLEANS, La, March 10
frankie Nell and Abe Attell will have
q 2o-round bout tonight. Odds seem
to favor Attell. q,
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lINlpdIANA cIE:rYsT Din SI q.

IN (upion Associated Press.1
ssNE sWioRK March s. The The Ind.
ana Society viii dine a:night ct the
waldorf; Astoria. Gov. Marshall and
us. Senator Shiyely will SbeI the
guests! e honor. ss; s;si3 lIs
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Want advertise THE fact :ha: you
have good place to offer a good ssr
want. '.g .r
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Miscellaneous
IN, ,i; ga 27ii'a'''ii '

WANTED-Table boerders at $4.25
per week at Ill Quincy street. Good
meats. Il. .ntE5e
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IN THE BEST OF .HuMoR.

y ~ ast ~ .F---- : = - 81 ftit.if
He-Do You think kissing is a sin?
She tcoyly)-Well, lit may be
one Of the sins Of omllsslon.-Boston
Transcript.
Teacher-Spring showers bring forth
what, Tommie?5 t5i
Tommle-Umbrellas, ma'am!-Yon.
kers statesman.
Hirun,-Was yer house damaged by
that there cyclone? VI
Ike-Hunna. hain't found 1t yit.-
Cleveland Leader.
II always measure my words" said
the laxative man.
"What do you usc?" asked a laconic
listener. "a barrel or a tub?'-Cht.
cago Recnrd!Herald.
sne follows fads that are the rage,
And nothing can abate;
But wnen It comes to give her age,
I She's never up 10 date.
Judge.
whats the trouble now?" demand
ed the janitor. "More heat?"
"No," said the tenant Of the latest
skyscraper, "but | want these clouds
pushed away from my windows.
Louisville Courler,Journal.
II wouldn't object to de man dat
keeps tulkln' NIL de time" said Uncle
Eben, III he didn't Insis' on th'owin'
in a question every ten minutes or so
dat you'e got to answer to show you's
keepn' awake."-Washlngton Star.
7. 50 8s,a.t
.p,n,,. oo,n. n c,ve re n check nj
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15

He-Do you think kissing is a sin?
She fcoyly)-Well, tit may be
one of the sins Of omllsslon.-Boston
Transcript.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-15

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