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The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
Magnetism

First Dancer-She's a very attrac-
tive girl.
Second Sufferer-Yes, her father
was a big steel magnate.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

Nebuchadnezzar was eating grass.
eyes," he remarked. Il have come
down to being. a consumer"
Herewith he regretted his lost es-
tate.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
A Poor Memory

"Have you forgotten that you owe
me seven dollars?"
Dear, dear, l had forgotten. My
memory is miserable-but wasn't 1t
only $6.39?"-Fliegende Blaetter.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
Succinct.

Justice O'Halloran-Have you any
children, Mrs. Kelly?
Mrs. Kelly-I hcv two living an
wan married!-Judy.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

Nothing is SO wholesome. nothing
does so much for peoples looks, as q
little interchange of the small coin
Of Observation-Disclosures
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

There is no need to suffer with renes
and stiffness of joints and muscles. A lit
tie Hamlins Wizard Oil rubbed in will
timber them up Immediately.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
FriqhtfuI.
Fuller last
First-panic at the Full,

First-Panic at the Fuller last
night.
Second-Leading lady have a stage
fright?
First-No. Was.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

HER ONLY
CHANCE
WasC ured byLydia Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Adrian, Ga. -"I suffered untold
misery from a female weakness and
disease, and / could not stand more
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
Exclusive.

Where do the Hottentots live,
Nary" a public-school teacher asked
one of her pupils. II don't know, M,
said Mary, primly. ma won't let me
visit any of the people in this neigh
borhood."-Youth's Companion.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

When a man gets to itching for
Office he should be given a place on
the ticket and then scratched.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

For Headache Try Hicks capudine.
whether from Colds. Heat, Stomach or
Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's Lquid-pleas-
ant to take-Efects Immediately. IL, %
and Soc at Drug Stores.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

the dinerence between a cook and .
chef Is that the latter a az up
things to eat 20 you cant tell What
they are.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

A man is praised too much when
he is dead, and abused too much
when he is living.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces IN.
hammation, allays pain, cures wind collie. SCI bottle.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

A girl always likes to say mo" the
fret time a man proposes, just to find
out what he will do next.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
HOW CARELESS!

He-There was nearly a bad fire at
the theater.
She-How was that?
He-The villain lit a cigarette and
tossed the match into the snow!
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

Dysentery, chcIeramorbus Cured
BY a trial of DR.. Biggers Huckleberry Cor
dial. At Druggists 25c and SOC per bottle.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
His Kick.

my wife has no idea OF proper
ton"
whats wrong?"
"She had a 5000 gown made to
match a $40 dog."-Milwaukee Jour-
nal.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
CRIPPLED WITH scIATIcA
Caused by Disordered Action Of the
Kidneys.

Samuel d. Ingraham. 2402 e. Main
St, Lewiston, Idaho, says: For two
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
Red. weak, Weary, watery Eyes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Try Murine in Your Eyes. At Druggists.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
For colds and eripp-capudine.

The best remedy for Grip and Colds is
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and
feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's L~uuid-Effects immediately-10,
rs and SOC at Drug Stores
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

The way Of the can't-guess-her 4
hard.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04
The Vegetarian.

First-No. Was.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-06-04

my father has been a sufferer from SICK
headache for the last twenty-five years and
never found any relief until he began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache. They have entirely cured
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. I will give you the privilege
of using his name."-E. M. Dickson,
II2o Resiner St., w. indianapolis, Ind.
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken1 NV eaken or GRIPPE.
1Oc, Csc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gem
uine tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 10
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
THE DARK OF THE MOON

MANY people have wondered why the part
- OF the moon that receives no sunlight Is
often visible 20 Us, the term being the "Old
moon IN the young moon arms The dark
part Is easily seen as copper colored globe
repoSlng IN the bright crescent. This that we
see Is nothing more or less than the elrth-shinc
on the moon We appear the same way % the
moon when We are IN that phase, an our dark
part IS where the moonShiUc appears and thr
bright part the sunshine
The reason the copper color appears IS be
cause hight has 10 traverse the atmosphere If
the earth three tImcS,-puCc on COMING from
the sun L. the earth once when reelected u the
moon. and again on being reelected back l., t.s.
PuT atmosphere possesses the peculiar property
OF absorbing the blue rays Of this white E.Lt
and allowing only the red and orange q, ,.,
through. thus causing the appearance If conner
color by the triple 1bsorpticu
IN oId thing connected with this phru,r,-
en'n though having nothing To- Io with n. IL
TIM, That part OF the moon which .ppctr~
'irN % US Is the same part of the earth thar ar-
pears HGht to the moon al any specified time
ana that part of the moon which .t,urlrs
bright To- us corresponds 10 the portion of the
earth appearing dark 70 the moon
'li course 10 Is well known that the rlo,r,
gives out no hight whatever itself. the moon
>hlne being merely the hight of the sun ON the
moon reflected 10 us. The same applies with
1Hc Cdrth IN ITS SHINE ON the moon save that
we do give out glowS, no doubt. around great
CITIES al night. on account of the enormous
number OF lights. One thing however. in
which moonshinc cXcclS the cIrthshinc is its
constant character Where ths. earth possesses
varying clouds the old moon g. .,-.+i1
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03

equatorial sun had dropped, like lump Of
lead, below the hOriZOn.-wsiS more than the
mere tough edge OF their vOraCIOus animal ap-
petite dullcd for directly the Lumbwa had
staggered into camp, each with shoulders laden
with the last pound of the coarse grained red
meat he could carry, live Goals were hlched
from beneath Salem's bubbling pots fires
started long sticks cut. and countless wards Of
flesh set smoking. drying. roasting
And there about their little fires throughout
the hvelong night crouched these goTgIng
Bantu gluttons.-creaturcs risen above the
Stone Age men that lurk Ike rude, hIdeous,
hateful caricatures of humanity IN the dim
dawn Of history, only the one short step gained
bv stumbling on the knowledge that bits pf
iron-stOne REDEEMED n fire may be beaten into
blades truStier 10 kIll than any wrought u
obsidian or tlint-thtre about their hres they
loled, ever Stuti.ng meat away inside them.
Crod alone knows where and warning Of past
kills of the Big Ones and like luxurious feaSts
that had served 10 mark the reddest red letter
days OF their hungering, perPetually hungerlng
lives, tor the African savage knows no want
save hunger for food he may not always easily
satisfy.
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
A Wolfne Feast

W/E returned 10 our Nambl camp about
three p. NJ. 10 find still unfinished the task
of removing the elephants four feet and clean
ing them of all bone and flesh and the cutting
out 0t a tour-tOot square of hide from his ribs
In fact, the extreme difficulty of ncising the
tough hide anywhere with ordinary Sk.nning
knives was such as to leave II hard 70 realize
how Mr. AlSlev. OF the Field Columbian Mu-
scum, and R. L. Cuuninghame. working bv
themselves with no better implements had sue
ceedcd at all IN completely skinning IN ele-
phdnt IN one continuous performance harder
still 20 crcdit-what Is nevertheless the fact
that they finished the work in eighteen hours.
Immediately upon return from their dav'S
scouting our LumbWa began savage wolfng
least upon the tItbItS of the carcass which lasted
throughout the night The huge. narrowless
hut porous and fat eNudlng legbones were soon
hacked out by the heavy short swords and
sucked dry ot their sweet OILY contents. d. the
rch stores OF fat slowed fore and aft of the
high bony central dome of the skull sacked and
onsumed great hunks of meat sllShed out and
IN few minutes gobbIed down raw-huuks of
a size. whole. that one would swear must choke
even the widest and most elastic python throat
or SurtcIt the emptIeSt lion.
Ivory-WhIte teeth, set IN Jaws powerful as a
hvcna $, tore and di~integrated the tough raw
ilc~h as easily as civilized incisors and grinders
consume the most tender fllct.
And when, shortly before sunset an ahdorn-
mai InciSion was made 10 reach the great
masses of fat about the kidneys. an oppor-
tunItv was given me for photograph never
before taken and a sight probably never before
seen unless 10y professional elephant hunter
The moment the abdominal wall was puncturcd
high ON the elephants side up out of the open
ing rose an INTERVENING Writhing mass of c0los-
s1l IntcstInes, each at least eighteen inches in
diameter. all tightly distendcJ with the gases
of dissolution until, beneath the bright rivs of
the declining sun. they reelected every brilliant
and soft neutral TINT OF an opal.-rosc up and
up SIN feet or more above the carcass ever
slowly gliding and wrthing, like one had before
his eyes "a gigantic Medus, head crowned with
a mass OF close knotted, tortured python
sight SEQ wclrdly CHASTITY that 1t 10y turns I'M
PEELED one 10 fly from 1t and held one entranccd
10y ITS Slnuous Serpentne movements and more
than serpent radiance of brilliant, v1riegated
color.
Nor, night come,-instantlv the hurrving
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
Threatened BY Grass Fires

THE next morning found us still halt crippled,
Jordan with his poor game leg rawer
than ever, | with arms and shoulders still So
sore from my tree climbing that it was agony
To try u level a rifle. But move we had u. for
fires started by reckless Wanderobo and kisii
honey hunters were sending up great smoke
columns al about us which. unless we hurried,
might force us INTO wide detours from q direct
return 10 our Rongana camp.
Luckily the elephant tusks had by that time
looscned 10 an extent that enabled our men 10
get them out after three hours sharp work
about eight A. NJ, when | started Jordan and
the SafarI for the Rongana, and then went off
myself with two natives on another four hours
some trace of our wounded which 1t seemed
possible might be driven back upon us, If they
were still able to travel, by the fires.
But this scout proved as fruitleSs as its pre-
deCessorS. and 50 shortly after noon | climbed
the tabanoaS and began the descent toward
the Rongaua
1t was "a terrible day. the heat of the sun
heightened by that Of the fires we often had 10
skirt closely, the air Suttocating with smoke
and falling ciuders which kept ewes streaming
and throats parchcd and half strangcd
about mIddtternoon, in "a forest. / CHANGED
on 81 section of our Safari that had been cut Off
from the Others 10y fire that had swept down
upon them and cut the column IN two, forcing
the rear lot into wide circle 20 the south 10
escape the advancing flames In fact. had
high wind risen that day we should never have
won through without more or less very serious
casualties.
1t was long after dark when stumbled into
the Rongaua camp black 1f the smoke is anv
Bantu,-rcturncd % the supreme luxury OF a
chance u take boots and clothes off and have
bath, for during the four nights OF our absence
the Big Ones, elephant rhino and buffalo.
were So thick about US and there WAS So much
likelihood OF a stampede through or a charge
OF our camp by some of them. that we had not
VeDtuTcd even 10 remove our boots
For Jordan these four DAYS across the Ca
ban1as were near being his finish I found him.
arrived scant hour ahead Of me iightv Of a
burning fever and gasping for breath of what
seemed 70 be an acute attack ot pneuruoula
from which II took four DAYS of close nursing
and about III the quInine brandy, and mustard
our scdnty stores afforded % relieve him.
"A Mighty (ptIy Thyl.s." the las. rAlptt, in
Ny Br5HS5H'S " In i1Sri cryl.3yr" series ...lI
IfFfU SHHiIr Gft5y E5u
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
ARIZONA REAL ESTATE

BUY LAND N SAIL RIVER VALLEY. AKIL.-
a1lrr Roosevelt Dam RAISE oranges. tr.-- alfalfa
..et highest returns no failures Land rov s---H-
and up Nri-- ro-dal f1r urs boosl=- and
Subscription 90 ''The Farth trr- G. l. s=agrsee~ .-
.izaton Agl., A. q 81 > Ry II31 Railway Esc t...-
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03

he must have been. Awala and Barta returned
ate that evening and reported that they had
found nothing but the two blood spOorS we had
followed. while Mataia came IN long after dark
and reported that he had followed the spoor ot
the smaller elephant until, from Congealing,
blood flow ceased, and shortly thereafter had
lost 1t in a maze OF other tracks.
Tree No Security
T YING about our fire that evening waiting
- for the safari for which we had sent MosOnI,
TO come up when | expressed my modification
at having to go on record as having shot my
first and perhaps my last, elephant from the
security of treetop, Jordan growled;
We'll, you can just stow all Your worry
about that, old chap. Security Rats,
Why l asked. in real surprise
Why Why blight me but d rather face
the straight charge of the maddeSt old tuSker
than try to swarm up that tree where YOU were
That's one why Another YOU q have found
quick enough if this bounder had got our wind
He'd have caught the treetruuk aloft there
where its slender and shaken YOU 70 a fall that
would have finished YOU without further trou-
ble his part.
And mel Look at me for a beauty OF an in
telleCtual Notwithstanding blIghtIng well |
can't climb, and getting up there and having to
stop lust in easy reach for him TO get good
grip of me to pelt with, And like as not
he'd have tried It II he'd got to us-thev re cum
ming enough for It, my word tor that
Our camp that night was rotten one. the
worst of the entire Safari, beside a swamp that
provided the only water, a few yards above a
big pool that was a regular watering place for
the main herd; but we lacked energy 10 seek
a better
All our natives were ranging the next day
until rnidafternoOn, some on search for the
wounded, others trying 10 locate the main
herd, but neither were successful Both Jor-
dan and myself were still too tired and sore 70
do more than struggle to the crest of q high hill
about two miles from camp and 10 the west OF
the Sambi for a look about with the glasScs-
which proved as trutleSS as did the work OF
our men On all sides OF us almost as far as eve
could reach rolled tall Sunlit billowS and dim
shadowV hollowS OF elephant grass, which may
have held hun Ireds OF elephant but 10 us
showed none
Far TO the west across the russell sea of
browning grass tops, broad bit Ct DIRK green
represented the dense forest area where Outram
and | had made our debut in plchvd,rn So-
cietv a month earlier. and more likely thin not
the giant trophy that now lay powerleSS beside
our camp was the same magnificent bull We
were stalking when. al unwitting we worked
our way quite into the middle Of his lcatV
barem and two hours of rather unusual anxiety
ON a few miles 10 the west rose the lofty
heights of Toroni's rocky aery. and nesting
near the foot of It's northern flank Law the new
sleeping sickness bona and hospital we had
found Deputy Commissioner N0rthCOtc build
ing the Ovuni, while away in the south uu-
dulated the blue ridges that separated our
| LooseandgIddy' camp from the lower valley
OF the Maggori River
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
CORPORATIONS

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dent Stoddart, former secretary OF ArlZoua Free
bylaws and Forms Reference ANY Bans in
s5oddard Incorporating Company Box 500. F-o-niV.
New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
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lrils, Musical Pieces. Ert-r-a.rr1-u-s Makeup
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New-York tribune., 1909-10-03
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The sun., 1909-11-21
Praser 10 Manage New broadway Res.
taurAnt

y Henri Pruger. for the last seven years
general manager Of tho Hotel Savoy,
London. has been engaged a. general
manager Of the new Cafe de rOpera,
which is TO be opened about December
u on the west side OF Broadway between
Forty-first and Forty-second streets
Before going to the Savoy Mr. Pruger
ocnducted the Grand Hotel Rationale Lsu-
same. and chain Of hotels in Southern
Europe, including the Grand Hotel at
Monte Carrie. and the Grand Hotel at Rome.
The Glenwood post., 1909-03-13
Twenty-seyen Men Packed into Two
Small Cells Kept For Hours
Without Food or Water
one MANS crime IS TERRIBLE

mind be so bereft of justice that a
suffering, Gagged human being be de
MED food and water?
When the men were brought before
the police magistrate, 1t was learned
that many heinous crimes had been
committed. One man confessed that he
had been sleeping by a pile of burning
ties; four had committed the unpard
onahle crime of sleeping in the Rio
Grande sand house; one had received
an honorable discharge from Uncle
Sam g army and fell victim to foot
pads; anccher had left his work at
Shoshone to come here that he might
purchase draft at local bank and
send money to his loving wife and chill
dren, that they might come to him; he
then spent u few dollars as the local
saloons and joined the crowd around
the burning ties to sleep. What fer
rible crime was his, to even dream OF
wanting his family about him; another
was "a lineman, who committed the
crime of going broke. He was a good
witness in the ease to follow, and was
held. In all there were six held as
witnesses, and the rest bounced from
the city limits. But they had commit
ted crimes against free America and
must be denied food and water and
spend several hours breathing each
others breath, i'll two little cells hardly
large enough for four men.
And this occurred in Glenwood
Springs, where. the Great God has
placed living spring of health giving
water, that all who will may come and
drink freely, yet these twenty-seven
men Were denied even drink of the
city water.
1t. seems to be all well and good for
these men to come to this city when
they have money in their pockets.
They have the freedom of the saloons
as long as their money lasts, and then
they are hauled up and ordered to hike,
If they are undesirable when broke,
they should be placed in that class
when they have money to gamble or to
spend for booze. But the local offic-
ers do no.. see matters in that light.
"If you havn't got any money, why
you needn't come around seems to be
the favorite song of the present Glen
wood officers.
The Glenwood post., 1909-03-13
pEMos. READY 10 VOTE

1--WE are told that the town election
viii begin soon after March IS" hTe
above appeared in the Avalanche one
evcuihe this week, and wNlld indicate
that Henry is already cooked and pritn-
ed and ready to vote Jus5 why he ex-
poets TO start the election or voting so
early is not explained, but it is sup
posed that Henry intends to follow the
gang tactics as displayed in Denver
at the last election; "Vote early and
often
or course. the democrats have sent
out word that they expect to name the
city ticket on March 18th, but ii is not
likely thai the people will be allowed
to vote for several days after that.
You see, there are several questions to
settle this pring, and Henry knows it
and believes that by starting to vote
early, he can defeas some Of the prop
ositions that are said to be coming up.
The Glenwood post., 1909-03-13
THE MINING CONGRESS
STRENGTHENS ORGANIZATION
Local Officers are Appointed in Each
state-E. a, Colburn of Denver
is Yice-President for Col
orado

DENVER, March l2.-The effective
ress Of the American Mining Congress
is to he greatly increased by a plan, as
announced by the board Of directors, of
having local officers and subsidiary or
ganizations in each of the mining cen.
.ers, where no active associations are
now in existence. Heretofore the con.
gross has been exclusively national in
its scope, giving little attention to the
local prob lens that vex the camps indi-
vidually, but its growing strength il
all the mining states, with now a large
membership in each, has suggested 4
new arrangement under which each
state will have its own local branch or
ganization, with local officers and com
mittees in charge. The national organ
ization win thus be brought into close
contact with the small operator, as well
as the large one and the entire strength
of the national body will, if necessary,
be thrown behind any local movement
for relief from conditions generally
crprc sive to the industry.
Bes' les having Il vice-president for
each state, who will preside over all
local meetings, and look after the local
affairs of the Mining Congress, stand
ing committees will be appointed by
the congre $ for each state, for the pur.
post of ascertaining how the industry
is locally affected by such questions as
portation rates, labor conditions, etc.
The Glenwood post., 1909-03-13

forced to do this because of lack of
food. ] did find one bad care in the
Cattle creek country, but j will mot
mention the names. | warned this man
and / think he will be better in the fu.
ture. His cwstle were very weak.
believe the stoekmen are doing their
best to pull their cattle through the
winter in good shape, and that no one
is willfully permitting them to starve. +"
The past winter has been severe on
cattle, and when the severe weather
come with shortness of feed, it is
little wonder that some of the stock
men find it next to impossible to have
their cattle slick and fat. 1t is perhaps
true that some stockmen give little
heed to having Pienty of feed on hand
whom winter begins, but a few sharp
prods from the state humane society
should make them attend more careful
lv to shis matter in the future
The Glenwood post., 1909-03-13
STOLE "JoB-LoE'' OF STUFF

Earl Thompson, who recently drifted
into this city from some other cline,
landed onto Palmer avenue the other
evening and landed in one Of ,he houses
of the Red Light district. When he
left the place he took with him job,
lot of stuff, incluling a sofa pillow, a
hair brush, and thimble. He was ar
rested and the goods were taken from
him. He was given a fine of ten and
costs, and placed on the stree.s to
work it out. He also had a small am
cunt of change, which is said to have
belonged to another and when he fin
ishes the first street work, he viii be
given another dose of the same treat
ment.