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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
OLD soAkERs
Get Saturated with Caffeine.

When a person has used coffee for a
number Of years and gradually de-
clined in health. il is time the coffee
should be left on in order to see wheth-
er or rot that has been the cause Of
the trouble.
A lady in Huntsville. Ala. says she
used coffee for about 40 years. and for
the past 20 years vas troubled with
stomach trouble.
Il have been treated by many physi-
clans but all in vain Everything failed
to perfect a cure I was Frustrated for
some time, and came near dying When
i recovered sufficiently to partake of
food and drink / tried coffee again and
IL soured my stomach
Il finally concluded coffee was the
cause Of my troubles and stopped us
ing r. I tried tea and milk in its
place. but neither agreed with me. then
/ commenced using Postum had Il
properly made and II vas very pleas
ing to the taste
"A have now used II -four months. and
my health Is SO greatly improved that
! can eat almost anything ! want and
can sleep veil. vhereas. before. | sur.
fered Tor ear with insomnia
Il have found the cause OF NV ,rD,,.
bles and . way To get rid OF the,
You can depend upon II l appreciate
Postum
There's . Reason Read The Ro.s
70 weElviIle.r In pkgz-
g1sex rea1 TIE aBsxe I~tt~r
- frs1 sisa~ 90 siw~ re.
.11s1 uu<, sad fuII sf ann.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Cseruy IN the SIC. s,,-

The bishop Of LoudOn. in a recent
address, spoke Of a growing tendency
10 keep eiergymen out OF the sick
rOom- He had consulted sone OF the
leading physicians in LONDON. he said
and they agreed that they had never
traced the slightest harm to the spir
itual attentions of the earnest. tactful
minister II was. said the bishop
their duty to make q protest against
the sick being debarred from the com
fort OF spiritual ministrafions After
all" added the bishop. 1T Is oaly a
certain class Of doctors who are r.
spOnsible for the attempt to keep out
the Clergy Among the best and high
est Of the medical profession are r.os,
devoted churchmen. and they. together
with the whole church. are azsius,
shutting the door of the sick room on
the clergy.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Fairgrounds in Boston.

Boston women established the first
playground in 1892. last year there
were eight. and nearly s. . was *
pended, or about 81 for each child. 4
very cheap price for tho amount OF
good obtained The Playground league
Is the name OF the society q the play
ground boys themselves. who wear
buttons and discipline all bad BOYS.
thus making the government easy
enough for those in charge. Not the
least important result of the play
grounds in that city IS said 70 be that
Involved in the self-governments
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

An earnest plea was made By Attor
ney Charles Pettiioha e Judge Pu;ch-
ard Of the criminal courf for Ienieacy
10 a client Vh0 had entered a Plea Of
guilty to larceny The burden Of the
attorneys argument was that his eli
ent was the father OF twins and was
tempted 10 theft in order to feed the
mouths OF the infants.
Your honor. I viii say frankly.
said Mr. Peitiiohn in closing. that IL I
were the father Of twins and needed
food for NY family would not hest.
tate IN 20 ont and steal it
Mr. Peitijohn. when YOU are the
father OF twins | will consider your
proposition, said Judge Pritchard-
Indianapolis News.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
PAINT E YEAR.
Ne ore warts 20 % u. But sens
psint wM wear Ne lenser-

When you have a Job Of Painting
aoue you don't expect 10 have IL done
over again very But to make
n lasting SOD. several things must b
taken into consideration-the proper
tine 10 paiut-;he coalition Of the sur
ae--,he Kind Of materials to use. etc
All these matters are fully covered In
he speeinca;ious which ar b. had free
bv Wrf,in< National Lead Company.
100. Trinity Building New YORK
ana asking for H~olSeovners Paint
ing Ozfnt No %. The outfit also In
a book OF color schemes for
bofh Interior and exterior painting.
AMI a simple Instrument Tor detecting
aaslteratioa IN the paint materials
The outfit will solve many painting
problems for every houseowner-
Meantime while buying paint see that
every white Lead keS bears the famous
Du,ch Boy Painter trademark. which
Is an absolute guarantee q purity and
quality. II your pain; dealer cannot
supply yoa Natioual Lad Company
gill see that some one else will
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
T-E STORY.

ESDRAS waS troubled Scribe and
L priest tho1kh he vas. there lad
ereps IN his heart honest qu@s;ioa-
iuE4
Was Col a r-aItvr Was b. Just
Dti Il pay TO - called a child Of his
Here was th~ nation q Israel and
their civ of Jerusalem IN distress.
and here vus TIRE SeiIess Babylon
holding dominion over them.
WHERE waS Col that such things
could be- Are their deeds ans better
that inhabit Babylon. thar they should
therefore hsve dominion over Zionr
Such we're the doubts AMI troubled
thoughts Which stirred the heart Of
Essiras a he Nalkesi alone in he
quiet Of the midnight hour.
I have seen how thou surere<t
them shining and has spared wicked
doors. and has destroyed thy people
and hast preserved thine enemies
exclaimed EsdraS
He spoke not ir~reverentIy. but the
anguish o. his heart forced him To
give expression as though talking TO
Cod for he felt II God we're IN the
heavens he must speak TO hin the
thoughts which we're IN possession
Of his heart
Are they Of Babylon better than
they Of Zion he Eeut on. Or l.
there any other people that are thv
chosen people, For what generation
IS there which hath 50 believed thv
covenants as the children OF Jacob,
And yet their reward no,
and their labor hath no fruit. For I
have gone here and there through
the heather. and I See they flow in
wealth and think not upon thy com
mandments- Weigh thou. therefore
our ~iekeinsss now in the balance
and theirs also that dwell in the
world: and 50 shall thy name no.
where BE- found but in Israel Or
when vas il that they which dwell
upon the earth have not sinned in
thy sight. or what people hath so
kept thy commandments. Thou shall,
thd thar Israel By name hath kent
thy precepts. but not the heathen.
As the complaining voice OF the
scribe ceased and he sat in moody
silence there came a slight rustlinz
OF garments at his side and he shook
with fear. for he knew that he was
not alone.
Who art thou. and why thy pres
enee here questioned Esd-as with
trembling voice.
God hath heard thy questionings
and hast sent his angel. II is Uriel
who speaketh and bringeth a mes
sage from Col. Who would say 10
thee.
Thy heart hath gone too far in
this world. and thinketh thou TO com.
prehend the way Of the most high
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Joke WAS ALSO ON BUTLER.
ss of April Foolins That ooubsiess
Meant Disgrace Of Disnihed
Funeticnsry.

Charles Frohman. in the smoking
room Of the Lusl,anis, told an April
fool story.
A Fffth avenue millionaire he
SAID. hat a butler % humorous bent
The butler was English. He had
worked seven years In a dukes house
hold Therefore his word vas lAw
on questions q etiquette.
To obiise bis friends the million
ARE ~ould let them send their own
Young buffers 70 his palace 10 serve a
day or tso under the English veteran
The youngsters learned a lot In this
Nay- The EnEiishman vas made a
regular free school Of Bu, he diln't
mind.
n happened. one spring DAY. thai,
the millionaire vas giving a dinner to
a German prince A friends butler.
a. usual was helping the veteran to
get the table M wines ready md a;
the same time was taking a lesson in
butlership
Since this here mans a prince.
Mr. Potts. l. there anything special In
the say We are to serve him the
pupil inquired.
The humorous butler Potts. r.
memhering that Il ehancei to b. the
fst u April. said calmly:
There's only q speciality. and
III leave that 10 you. my boy When
hts highness sits down yc4 mus, take
up his napkin. unfold IL and Knot IL
round his neck. continental fashion'
Hadn't you better do u. Mr
Posts said the youth. umiiiy.
No. 70. Ia amt my place. vas
the reply.
Potts forgot all sSou, his joke In
the press % work that followed
Therefore hts surprise AMI horror al
most equalcd his masters when. the
guests having seated themselves thai,
evening At the maxniacently laid "a
bic. the young butler leaned over the
prince. took his napkin. shook Il out
With a nervous flourish anI then knot
TED Il like a bib about the dumb
founded potenfates neck
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
THE TWO SIDES or HISTORY.
Some Pertinent Observations Made hy
Writer Eviden,iy No, Ford Of
Subject.

hisfory Is a running accoun, q, how
Ma Somebody Orother eifhor aid or
an not Set To a certain place. which
n"hody ever heard q. before King
somebody else Eot therc. from which
Ne are usually supposed 10 conciua.
That il would have made quite a di-er.
enee ~hether he did no, not.
Like nearly everything else. history
has tao sides The history q the
Garden Of Eden depends upon zhe,h
- u = related BY a mar o. a xon-
an The history q the American rev
oiu'ion reads quite different in Eng
hsh books from the way IL reads IN
our own hcoks The history Of the
ei'il var depends upon which side OF
We Mason and Dixon line you happen
10 D. sitting when you write Il.
History Is a bore. not oniy because
Jon are u-naequaintcd Eith the people
Who figure in IL. but because it {
itseR-Ilfe.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
X KNEW.

The Masher-Docs your sister know
am waiting out here for herr
The Boy-Yes. She ave M. Z nickel
to tell her when yog had gone
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
PROVED POINT BY HOLY WRIT
crsreesvsster 81 Gisdstone Prossa
Sire Has Not Read Scriptures
fer Nothins-

Miss Dorothy Drew. Who vas Pre-
seated A. court a fev days asp was
the fxvorfte granddaughter Of the late
". Z Gladstone. and among .
stories told OF her childhood days Is
the following; One morning she re-
fused 70 get NJ. and. all other things
falling. Mr.. Gladstone was called 10
her. why. don't you get ~ ny
childr he asked Why. grandpa.
didn't yoa tell ne 70 DO -ha, the
Bible says replied Dorothy Yes.
certainly. Well. Il disapproyes Of
early risinE-says it's a waste Of
tine. reioined the child Mr.. Glad
s,oue vas unable 20 agree. but Dor
o;hy vas sure o. her ground You lis
ten. then. she said in reply TO his
exclamation % establishment and.
taking NJ her Bible she read Psalm
i2T-2 laying great emphasis on the
words. 1t Is vain for you TO rise ~
eArly.-Tit-Bits
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

Howard Dubois. the noted mining
engineer. told a good story TO the
Tech nsn recently. Illustrating the
art OF saittng a diamond mine The
story was told Of n mai in South
Africa who. while waking q day
over his property. suggested that they
assay soue Of the soil
In the search that e1Sued eight
rough diamonds vsre found and offers
began to ay through the air at a rapid
ate for the land. when the hosts wife
called out 10 her husband Why.
John. where are the other two The
sequel OF the story vas left 20 the
Observation-Disclosures Record
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

So1s uze ~ Ar Gee Dor. answer
ING re seAeFhoze fcr the first tine in
bis life. 1n& 10 snoEi-z hox TO use
r. ~ss tod that Eh@u TIE EEL ran
be vas 20 answer Il
Waea. therefore. - hea-t d, ring he
picked ~ the receiver ana sho4tst
-HsEo. xho's rherer
The azsSe cane back- I'm iS5-
Go Or s11 the boz. It's tine
Ycu xere dad
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

Once . youth thought IL his solemn
duty TO learn something about Henry
James. 50. 20 the great admiration
OF his frivolous friends. he picked up
The Wings % the Dove and disaP
pearet into lis pages
Two weeks later ~ vas thinner. but
siiil at IL. when one u the afo-emen
tio-ed frivolous friends came into the
RON. and. for the first time showed
interest.
Say he observed is The Wings
OF the Dove a collection % short
stories Or one long story
The deliver into James glanced up
from the pages
-one darued long story. he replied
throwing his whole soul into the
words
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
No, Unnatural Question.

Two neizhbors ~ recently bat
Ting over the club links All went
fairly well. although bogsy remained
practically intact. until they reached a
tee overlooking a pond
Each drove furiOuSly. then cautious
". a half dozen halls into the muddy
depths Of that pool
Standing near by vas Il little girl.
stupid but curious AFTER the twelfth
bail had plunged 10 rise no nor she
queried blankly. but sincerely. Of the
golfer.
Mister. what is the fun IN this
game
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

\ Pompous eoloEea Eo-an uaesiet
into the cloak department q, 4 doEu
town store
Can direct yoa madam Inquired
one q the managers
Yesssh Al ~aats TIE gown de
pah;msut
What kind % COWS. madam fur
Their Inquired he o=eiaL
Why. wome-s xo~ns % oosse.-
replied the customer. tls<1xtetly
-Yar think Al wants n goxn 70 =
nan
But. madam. explained the uaa
azer. you Sc Ne have different kiats
o. own There are taIior-na4-
goSus. evening gowns and nlxhf
gowns
No. sab put in the wo-1n
promptly. All don van, no taIlAh
made gowns. or night gowns. or earIy
In the evenin gowns What An a
Is les n plain gnwn TO Do washin- in
Al wants a calico wrapper. Tha-s
What Al wants-Cieyeland Plain
Dealer.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

In TIRE ideal town q the future. -
pictured By Sir Oliver Lodge. the
houses will have gas for heating By
open fires and for cooking. and cleo
tricity for lighting The sas. pro
duced from the coal at the mine. will
b. sent long distances through pipes.
a water Is nov distributed Il Is
houed that the experiment viii b tried
soon. the burning Of crude coal In town
being absolutely forbidden. and at least
two English - are already eonstt-
ertnx the plan The publication OF
the air IS one os the greatest needs In
the Improvement Of the conditions Of
city life
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Forty as the vc,ing Ace fer w.-.,


one OF the objections TO uoman-s
suffrage has been tina, il destroys the
home The IN who goes TO the
polls neglects her Young brood-I an
now referring to those who are mar
RED The unmarried woman loses
her maidenly charm and reserve and
Young girls will be too apt to b
swayed here and there By emotions
or some consideration VERY we'll
Let all ~omen vote AZ 90 years o;
age and not before Here Is a solu
ton. The matron OF 40 would have
children quite well started toward ado
lescence- The unmarried lady OF a.
would find 4 meter. in eaSe she hal
not one. and at that age there would
Be less chance OF her marrying than
at 20. and she should certainly al this
time Of life know her own mind
Vogue
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

- nr.i arEarzsrrS ~ tasT cz1zcF reara the Is
@N~rt acrrsu - ~ ear TIER n c1ly Gee Wxy Z,
cE- eaE1s~ Ard that = ~ eucsrrurh51AI ry-aesfa-s
D-11-- = 1zl@1 bT n Efa-@r euns:-s1n g tn~
uz-cs enng e - Eassbrhaa Taoe- When ths
=o~ . E-N-et ya1 har- a rzuhn< @1snc or IN
5.r1er1 .e1-a-< All wHeu Z : srsr-iy rinssc Deaf
.sss = n -<lL AID zzdes. tss n~r1-uasrc raa -
tsk.r euT hie as mo- r-<far-t - - surn1l erct-
uar- aear1< ~ - cs-1rrT-d s1rrEvr. ARE essrs
ez n - ~ 7z--t ~ Caarre- Enrn y uuthnx
~ n rttz-t r1re-sru q the naruas sa-e.~-l
Ne vi ETe 0ue Hundred Dls1A-s SIR ary eNsp Of
D>s-l~~ faN=~r1 ~ ezaTnl thas enact - ezrst
eT Hat Da1Ara Carp- 500 tr esryula-x rye
FL CHENEY Il CO. Iea-.a O
Sod ~ nr1rx1srS -<-
rAxs Hhzs FNzay Plls tr eursrlpa.na-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

Anocryphal Books Esdras. chap
ter &
F-sf Kcos q Eai-1s-Ths nane e.
cras - but a-nfher fnrm = Ezra ~ re-
rarts ire antiquity % thts hrnk srf ire
rank assigned fo f 10 ire early church. u
MAY sumcr g. wenfion that in--phus
rro'~- arrsIg frum f. and follows ITS sa-
tharitv u s gslf-i also ~ Clemens
Aievsuirinus. - CYpnsr. Augustine
Nfhanadas ant other fathers Nothing
ran D. ctrarsr On th~ other hand than
that u 10 rightly inclu.i-i amoaE TIE
A~urrrha That IL Nas revsr Known
90 exist i1 H~hreU AMI formed M part
- tHe U~hrrs canon ls admitted by AL
4 tuo-fuhf design Is fusoernihle in the
compiler q the tuok one was - intro
faee and give Srpfurai sanction 20 the
<eut about Z~eugbhah~i she other 70
explain th~ great ohsaiuties - the Honk
. Errs- in whash the author hss saEnatiY
failed A. regards the tims and place
Sh~n tho Compilation ass mad the orig
inai portion ts hat which alone AFFORDS
much rtew This s-emss % Indicate that
To writer was thoroughly couverSani
stth U.rrrw even 70 he dld not write
thr hrk In thar language He was well
~aegraintef foo. With o.. Books - Esther
ant Daniel and other rrrks % Seupture-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
er E~nmIra,ion.

All the latest popular novels sang
ont the train boy Then. holding out a
copy Of the The Guest OF Quesnay"
10 a prosperOuslOoking passenger. he
urged Buy Booth Tarkington's latest
work. sir
The nan looked annoyed.
No, am Booth Harrington him
SELF
Then buy a copy Of Three
Weeks. persisted the boy. You
amt Elmer Glyn. too. are your
Eyerybody's Magazine.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
A MiId Rerrachl

One oold morning iit'le Esi. vs
being hathed By her mother. and usual
II her bath was a great delight to her
Blu, this morning her mother talked
incexsantly. while she worked
Elsie loved her dearly and tried hard
to Be patient. But the lecture vas 50
iiresome, Her mother vas laying out
a course OF conduct for the day-and
il was all so old She had heard II
over and over again.
Finally she said very s~estly. but
very YEARLY Please. mamma. don't
talk any more You do make such \
drauxhtt~
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Another Woman Cured.

ChristianA Tenn-Isuffered
the worst form of female trpGbs
that at times I thought / eouE
live, and my nerves were in a drrE~
condition Lydia E. RnkhamsI
table Compound cured me. and
ne feel like q different woman ~
z Pfukham's Vegetable ComposrtY
worth its weight in gold to su1s-
womeu--MRs MARY WooD. RFlN
III you belong to that countless ~
of women who suffer from sOus
OF female ills don't hesitate . :
LYDIA z Pinkham's Vegetable ~
pound. made from roots and 81
For thirty years this famous IN
has been the standard for all f0rn2
female ills and has cured thousaah}
women who have been troubled n
such ailments as d~isplacenents sarl
tumorS liberation inflammation
regularities baekache. and nerd
prustration-
Ifyou want special adviceU
forittoM Mrs. Pinkham,Lynn-N2
1t Is free and always helpful.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

vheu Irr1tat-d By CnaE Dust ana Eye
Srrair llci1-nr 60 the 1xsr2<e Schpot
E1um- a receuE C-nszz % NaE Tors
CITY r-v=1s th@ fHeE that IN rltr cry
aErue rs Sc1asE Chtstren -e~Eel Eye
Care WY zat tFv Murine I've Remedy
t1r Rel WeaG We1rY- NE-@ET EF-s.
Grar1Au9n. Prak I've ar& Eye Srraint
MEr1s Doesn't smart Sacftes Eue PIi1
j. T~l-raC-st@l ~ EN~rarfsn-ed Fhvst-
clans Contains m I~rfIroas or Frnhthit-
- u~uE Try Mr. for Faszr I've
Trauh~~ Yea WI the Nurf-@ Try Il
tn BsnFs F-res fr S-tiv EvrE6s Drug
<sts 81 Nu-tne a. - IT, Murfre Eve
E-r~ &C. CNt~aZ VIII sal Tuu Ia
tsrssanS Ere Eccss Fre-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

Both father and mother struggled
valiAntly 10 teach E1e 10 repeat the
letter A The child empharically re-
fused 10 pronounce the first letter Of
the alphabet and after May vain sf-
forts The father retired from the aght
discouraged The mother took the
little girl ca her lap and pleaded with
her arscriorareiy-
Dearis. WHY tonr yoG learn 10 say
A. she asked
~Becaas@. mamma explained ESe.
ties as Don as ! say A yog an papa
vfN a ne 70 say b.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

Rsz- Mr. Spiesr bad for three dsvs
royed he Telephone rhien hat been
ftS ast gin frou an adnfrirg parish
tNoe He had been rising Il fr-~
et1reiy before sOin< TO church
Whe1 Tire tine cane foe him 20 A.
relzce the first hymn he rose. aza
v1h bis usual impressive manner.
rad The routS Then in aeriSp srn.
tore. h said Let Is all unit. IN
syua six double o. sing three
YcGth's Companion
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
irrep.rsble Les. to Mexico.

The Springfield Republicxa calls
attention to the irreparable losses
caused by the IRE In the City Of Mex
leo which destroyed the building
where the chamber Of deputies had
met since 1874 Among the docu-
ments that were burned were the on
~stiturion Of 1861. which vas signed at
Chiipancingo and for many years was
guarded in the state archives in that
city: the act Of independence, signed
In 1871 when Iturbide entered Mexico.
the constitution Of 1874. the conssttu.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Rash ALL OVER BOYS BODY.
A~fsI. crvssed- Weepins Eexe-a On
lFctie s4-er-r-A Scare e. Treat
-erts Prev. DISMAL Failures
Cur. Achieves BY cstiesrs-

w little Boy had AZ awful rash all
0ve- his body and the toctor saii i
was eczema L vas terrible and used
to xatsr aEfzIiy Any Place TIE water
wsut IL ruuI1 form another sore ard IL
you'd become cruStet A score Or
core Physicians failed utterly ard dis
EaIiy IN their EFFORTS TO remove the
trouble Thea I a told 10 Use the
C1ficura Remedies ! gut a cake q
Cuticg-a Soap a box % Cuticura ONT
@eut ard a bottle @ Cuticura Re
solvent. and before Ne had used hAlf
the RsSclvsut I cozlt see a change in
hin In about two mouths he waS en-
ti-eIy vel George 2 Lambert IL
West Csn,re S. Nahanor CITY. Pa
sept = and Nov & 1897
es--r D-< q Ora Cs7. 80 F-sg% sa~s-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

wtas6sv,s sosshAng syrup
xEealetren tee<A2nx. safzens ne xszs -.f.--A
--11nAln1- Lays p.1a. cares sfz< oa.aE - -.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

WI you take a chance On kissing
4 pretty girl asked tie yoznx Izty
with The r11s tickets AZ the church
fair The erustx and couErued bach
esor hell Up his kan1s in horror
What ne h <zSped No. indeed
| dou'ttzke any such chances a. those
Chap nos n chance Ike that on time
SIX Eo1tAS later he married the
young lady
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Tie oiasseinseo orc. sox

The Boss tto b~ookxss7@r. th-ousns
siz a aperl-Here's that old Buffalo
nul xhEing ~ again Nov OHce
boy nxhss TO the door ard looks ID
and down the street bat fails to 10
cate th procession
An he murters. who'd a though,
ne boss I'd guy a kid ike thztZ-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
r. sraH srrtn-r araIr

Il Nas the arss warm nigh. %
sprfngrine ant they sar out in the
park under the stars S1dterly there
raS the sound % a suzpPizS t-tS n
the tree lear them
Dear ne George. she whispered
What kind Of n tree Is hat
George look@t CD and discovered a
pair Of ~igvsnfls evss pssriax through
the branches
Hu he nzrtersd shsepEShiy.
Looks to ne Ike = rubber tree
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

RonHluS. having e1ils Rome. vas
Constructing 4 vail around t.
hat the Use Of putting a wall
on the north side iesred Reux
Evanston will never trY TO break in
Then ensued the first boxing contest
IN the new city. with the result. as an
the world knows. that Rsuus vas per.
nanently knocked u
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06

rpctcr- Ncst-er-tortunate you
ne. I'm Just the very man
to-r-cure-you-
Patieu,-Ah. that's lucky, You are
unite familiar with my complaint
them
Doc,or-FamIlisrf Ny dear sir. I've
!. uvseu-er-thfs 20 years.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1909-05-06
Seeking to Be con,oo.,

fou are consuming a great deal Of
III time with your tariff zrxu-
ment--
les. answered Senator Sorghum.
md satisfaction in trying to demon
state that here is a case where the
consumer doesn't pay the tar