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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT - Nicely furnished front
room, suitable for two: 81 per week;
1416 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FLORISTS.
CONCESSIONS FOR EXPOSITION.

for concessions on the
Rock Island Exposition grounds will
be received by NJ. III. Sexton, assist
ant manager, until further notice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

H ]. TOIER & CO.-BrokerS, Daven-
port. Socks, grains, provisions. cot
ton. Private wire to New York and
Chicago Offices, 100 Main street. Tel
epnone 407.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~-~>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A ABSTRACTS of Title prepared or con-
tinued to date covering any real es-
tate in the county. Prompt and &C
curate service at reasonable rates.
Rock Island Title & Abstract Com
pany; j. j. Ingram, president; w. j.
Sweeney, secretary; 200-203. second
floor. Peoples National bank build
ing,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-An eight-room house, all
modern. at 2517 Seventh avenue. In
quire at 2735 Seventh avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MULTIPLE ELECTROLYSIs.

MULTIPLE ELECTROLYSIS-Su
Gus hairs on face and arms perma-
nently removed with one to six
needless; four to six hours work In
one with six; treatments given at
home unless otherwise desired. Adj
dress Miss a. NJ. KittreGge, 1919 Per-
ry street. Davenport Old phone 1886.
All the news all the time-THE
ARGUS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Cheap, the finest four
cared skif in the tri-citieS. Apply to
DR.. A. E. Wrixon, 1718 Second ave-
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MISCELLANEOUS.

IF YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or
rent anything, engage help or secure
a situation, the Mail and journal is
the one paper in Moline that can do
it for you. Mail and Journal wants
are popular, and Mail and Journal
wants bring results. One-half cent
per word is the price to all alike.
cash in advance; two-cent stamps will
do. Evening and Saturday Mail and
Journal, Moline, Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-A five-room modern fiat at
1885 Seventeenth street. Apply at
532 Twentieth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENTAL eight-room house. with
all modern improvements. Inquire at
1884 Fifth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
Observation-Disclosures.

HURST 81 STAFFORD-At-
torneys- Office in Rock Island
National bank building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Masonic.

TRIO LODGE, NO. 81, A. +. & A. M
- Meets in stated communication
xXon the first Thursday of each
Nv month. ]. w Eouder, w. M.
William L. Petit, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for llgh1
housekeeping at 307 Third street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Acre and town lots just
outside of city limits on bluff near
street car line, cheap on monthly pay
ments. Inquire of John T. Campbell,
1929 Seventeenth street. Phone 1922
west
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
EDUCATIONAL.

DE CI1ANTAf.-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters of
the Visitation. documentary and high
err branches and all polite accomplish
ments taught. Twentieth street and
Fifteenth avenue, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-My Groom residence, with
bath, furnace, gas and electric light;
laundry in the basement; cypress fin
ish: everything in good repair; built
1903; excellent location. corner lot,
east front; Eranitoid walks; one block
to car line and paved street; only a
few blocks from the new city park
and AuguStana college. 1 will sell at
bargain, as / want to go west; half
cash. balance to suit. u. Anderson.
500 Forty-second street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR RENT-Factory building, centrally
located; boiler and engine installed;
will remodel to suit lessee for term
of years INQUIRE 1909 Fourth aven ue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-A fine large store room in
one of the most desirable locations.
suitable for IL grocery store. drug
store pool han. or meat market; rent
very reasonable. f. ii. Kelly, Safety
building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-Desirable lots on Twenty
fifth and Twenty-sixth streets be-
tween Fifteenth and Seventeenth ave-
nues, in Beecher & Walsh'S addition,
with city water and gas; terms to
suit purchaser; will assist those de-
string to build homes. See Beechcr
Bros, 1881 Second avenue. Old
phone 307; new 5516.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Six acres on Thirty-fifth
street, one block from Elm street car;
three acres, with eight-room two
story house. cellar. basement. No. 1
well. city water. $4,000: three acres.
with siX-room house cellar. city wa
ter. with large barn; S2.500. Inquire
at 1900 Thirty-fifth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-A modern double dwelling.
seven rooms each side: bargain if
taken soon Reidy Bros.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR SALE-LANDS.

FOR SALE-Non-residen owner, finely
improved half section Dakota land,
wired to sell before July Is. Write
or wire for bedrock price. r. J. Nc
Mahon, Endicott building, st. Paul,
MINI.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-A nine-room house, all
modern incest location in city. at
HOS First avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
wANTED-MALE HELP.

wANTED-MALE HELP.
49, ~
for soliciting and col
Iecting. Address L." care Argus
WANTED - Wood and metal pattern
makers Peru Plow e. Wheel Com
pany, Peru, Ill.
WANTED-Laborers; report to general
labor foreman, Republic Iron & Steel
Company, Moline, Ill.
WANTED - Pettern makers on brass;
must be first class wOrkmen. Apply
Labor Bureau, Tri-City Manufacture
ers' Association, Moline Theater
building, Moline.
WANTED-Reliablem man who can quail
lfy as salesman in Rock Island; good
salary to right man. Address ~"
care Argus, giving address, age, for
mer occupation, and length of service.
WANTED = NFiremen. s11o a month:
motormen, $50; average salaries. Men
wanted to prepare for these and other
railroad positions. Many openings.
Positions secured. Write today. F..
c. Wenthe, secretary. Dept 1913, Free
port, Ill.
WANTED-Deck hands for government
pile driver and dredge and laborers,
at and below Silver Lake harbor on
canal; wages, deck hands. $35 per
month, and laborers, 81 per day of
eight hours, with board.
WANTED-Men to learn barber trade;
few weeks required; best paying work
within the reach of poor man: can
have shop with small capital; wages,
$12 to $40 weekly; wonderful demand
for BARRIERS: catalogue mailed free.
Moler Barber College, Chicago, Ill.
,
ages 10 and 35, for l.. s. Marine Corps;
must be native born or have first pa
perS; excellent opportunity to see the
world; good pay. clothing, rations,
quarters, medical attendance free.
Apply at room "a, poStoffice building.
WANTED-Young men to learn auto
mobile business by mail and prepare
for positions as chauffeurs and repair
men; we make expert in 10 weeks; as
sst you to secure positions; pay big,
work pleasant; demand for men great:
reasonable; write for particulars and
sample lesson. Empire Automobile
Institute, Rochester, n. Y.
wANTED-FEMALE HELP.
~~~-~~~-~--~~-~~~~~-~-~~~~ ~~~~~~>~-~~~~~~>~~>
WANTED = A washerwoman at 141O
Fifteenth street
WANTED - Competent second girl at
sos Twentieth street.
for general housework
Call west AS old phone.
WANTED-A good cook at Dams res
taurant, 312 Fifth avenue.
to assist mother with
baby, and homework; 1914 First ave-
nue..
WANTED = 4 good girl for general
housework. Inquire at 2014 Fourth
avenue.
wANTED-A competent stenographer;
state experience and salary expected
ADDRESS wv. r." care Argus.
WANTED = Experienced girl for gem
eral Homework in small family. Ad-
dress II. NJ. D., care The Argus.
WANTED - Experienced waitress for
day work at Rock Island depot eating
house. Apply to j. w. Johnson, man
aSer.
WANTED-Compete saleslady for rib
bon department; state experience and
salary required Address a. care
Argus.
WANTED-Lady washer and sorter IS
per week: lady polisher. IS. Tele-
phone Wrights Laundry, Gales
burg, III.
competent laundress. Mon
day. Tuesday and Wednesday of each
week Apply to Mrs. / S. White.
Twentieth street and Seventeenth av-
enue.
WANTED - Reliable women. over 25
years of age, to demonstrate from
house to house for drug firm: salary
and expenses DIR. Flora Brewster
St. Johns house, room %. Call be-
fore 8 mornings or to Z evenings.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR RENT-ROOMs.

FOR RENT = Modern furnished rooms
at 1900 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
FOR sALE-C1rY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE - A nice six-room cottage
near Ninth avenue and Twenty ninth
street; has city water and good cell
lar; lot is 50x123; splendid view and
fine air; must be sold by Aug. 1, and
price has been cut to make it move,
$1,S00. Hubbard e. Tom.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-One acre of land. four
room house, large chicken house, acre
fenced in with chicken wire; barn,
well, cistern, fruit trees Of all kinds;
1919 Twenty-seventh street. Tele-
phone $685. three rings.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Or trade, new house on
Forty-fourth street and Sixteenth av-
ence; will trade my interest for va
cant lots or horses. Address So" care
Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE = For cash or on small
monthly payments, a large lot. COX
100 feet, with small new cottage. In
quire on premises, 1925 Twenty fifth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

MONEY LOANED to salaried people and
others, without security; easy pay
ments; no publicity. Call and get our
terms and methods of doing business
Office hours. a. m. to 6 p. m. Tel
ephone north PAIL. Victor Finance
Company, room 26. McManus build
ing. Second and Main streets, Daven-
port.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Thursday evening on Fourth av-
enue between Twelfth and Thirteenth
streets. a pair of eyeglasses attached
to gold pin holder; initial L. Re-
turn to 1918 Fourth avenue and re-
ceiVe reward
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms. suit
able for two persons; south exposure,
modern convenicnceS, with privilege
of preparing breakfast; working girls
not objectionable. Inquire $50 Tween
ty-Second street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR ENT-South side of double house.
six rooms. strictly modern; 712 TWEEN
ty-fifth street. Inquire at 242S Sew
enth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT - Modern furnished front
rooms at 1882 Fifth avenue city,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE "A 1.000-pound horse; a
dandy for delivery purposes. George
Glockoff. Brashar street, South Rock
Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN on real estate secur-
ity at lowest rates. Marion T.. Swee-
ney, attorney. rooms 81 and 50, Mitch
ell & Lynde building, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT - A five-room cottage at
avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Modern 1O-room house. on
corner of Twentieth street and Elev-
enth avenue. Inquire of c. J. Searle.
Safety building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE - Cheap, beautiful side
board at 1906 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-An acre, with small house.
on hill; has lots of fruit and the
ground is fine, black loan. and very
productive; the price is $1,000. III. K.
Walker. agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RENT-Seven-ro modern cot
tage at 1902 Sixth avenue. Inquire
on premises.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-Saddle horse, suitable for
lady; single footer; five years old. In
quire of Union Ice a. Coal Company,
Twentieth street and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR RF,NT-A new six-room house, all
modern. Apply at 49, Twenty-fifth
street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

FOR SALE-One light spring trap in
good condition. Having no horse. will
sell trap cheap: 734 Twenty-third
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

WANTED-Man for soliciting and col
lecting. Address L." care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

airy rooms. newly papered. on paved
street: very desirable location; terms
reasonable f. II. Kelly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1909-07-27

WANTED - Wood and metal pattern
makers. Peru Pillow & Wheel Com
pany, Peru, ILL.,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09
Ornament.

Oznamujf vefejnosti Re jsem w
koupil sedlafsky zavod Josefa HUI
bala kde budu konat veskere SPRAY
ky, a drzet 1plnou zasobu ksfrn,
pokryvek, atd, atd. Budu mfti
otevfeno ien odpoledne kazdeho
dine vyjma nedele Dale oznamuji
Re ma over niceho neprodam; vse
must byt zaplaceno hned, coz mi
umoznf prodat veci o n9co lacirsii
nezli ii, jenz lidem cekaji. j. G.
Bouska.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Prave nynf byste nell opatfiti
sve budovy hromosvody. Proda-
vame Barnettovy tyce a draty,
jenz jsou nejlepsf. Rezae a Jezew
ski. z41
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

lete dfvky zafiveho obliceje, ktere
neuslo mole neobvykle jednanf a
celia tesknost porazky v mem o.
bliceii, co jsem kolem nj prchal -
avsak byl jsem nynf mimo 1tschy.
Chtel jsem pryc, do samoty kde
bych zmirnil zarmutek, jenz svfral
mi srdce k hofkosti.
Stkaie jake dfte, obzor zdal Sc
jak noc cerny, svndna pfseh Ste
steny umrtvela v mem sluchu-
prchal jsem dal "a hranice mesta,
kde jsem Sc usadil ma kmen dubu
a oddal Sc zcela zarmutku. Ze
vsech nestalostf detstvf, nikdy
jsem nezakusil tolik zalu. Mnj
zarmutek, byv vyGerpan, ustoupil
hn6vu. Jake pravo mel ten ulfza-
nee mn9 TAX zraniti a odehnati z
citadelu soucitu a sfly9 Vzdyt ne
byl lepsim mn6. Vzdyt jsem to-
tez mfsto zastaval donna!
Vzpominka ma domov op6t We
mne olivia -hoch devatenactilety,
hladovy, zoufaIy v neznamem mes
te, daleko, daleko cd domova. Co
jsem talk uvazoval, zapadajicf stun
ce obarvilo zapadnf obzor hfejicf,
rudou barvou nadeje- avsak newt
del jsem. Vedel jsem jen, re tina
~nasleduje jeho zapad - a byl jsem
samoten.
Byli jsme zpozdeni u Toad Cree
ku te noel, avsak nezli mi Wax po-
stoupil, kondukter Jones Sc poza-
stavil by mi potfasl rukou a po-
znamenal:
We vagonu Pullmanove, jenz je
listovan do Chicago Sc naleza mia.
az chlapik, jehoz lfstek nenf opa-
tfen razitkem. Mluvi dostI pre-
svedeive, procez jsem mu promi-
null. MYSELF jsem vsak, re re ma
to upozornfm Drsna to noc," do
dial pohlizeje ma mraky zahalenou
oblohu. Ma shledanou"!
Dokonceni.)
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Farma ma prodej: Farma Pat.
McDonalda, 100 akrG 6 mil jiho-
zapadne cd Tabora, vystavena a
100 akrh poll. $65 akr. j. A..
Wagner, Tabor, S. ID. OPS
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Prodam IL dilci po 500 kazdS,
V pivovar Yanktonskem. Jsem jiz
star a pax vzdalenost je p~ficinou
proc bych prodal. Piste mi Primo
anebo redakci t l.. Jan Kosak,
'2739 w. 10th St. Chicago, Ill.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Zapovfdam kazdemu jezditi ane-
DO honiti dobytek pres mdj poze-
mex, a kazd6ho budu stfhati kidd
TAX ucini.~ Steve Duffek.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

:. Zamyslite- Ii stavet male neb
velke, dejte vypocet j. II. Queal,
usetfime YAM penfze.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Chcete-li koupiti pozemek nebo
odstup We Stanley okresu, piste
B. j. Wagnerovi, Midland, S. d.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Pet pro cent srazky ma vsech
kamnach kdyz koupite "a hotove
II Vauka.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Tabule do oxen vsech mGrach
lie dostati v Quealove skladu.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-12-09

Zakazuii stfilen! nebo liGenf pas
ii ma iezefe ma mem pozemku. Ed
Stava.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08
John is Crippled But Busy.

John Greisel was up from Golden City
Thursday, being among the crowd Of
Golden Cityans TO testiiy-in the Wright
case. Mr.. GEeisel it will be remember.
ed, has damage suit against number
OF Woodmen, down at Golden City, for
ten thousand dollars for alleged injuries
suffered during Woodman initiation.
Mr.. Greisel says he is sick man. IL
went down to Climax Springs, q while
sgo," he said, "aud stayed about three
weeks. got some better, but I'm back
now where l was before" John is
easily the most talked about man in
Golden City. To the first place, his
suit against the Woodmen was publish
ed in nearly every paper 10 this part Of
the United States. Then John declares
that he's going TO build a railroad from
down in Oklahoma, up through Golden
City and on up past Stockton and War.
saw to JEFF City. John may never build
the railroad, and 80 far as his suit is
concerned no one can tell, but il his
friend John q! Mckinley could just land
10 Senator Warmers seat, the rest of the
ambitious Republicans down at Golden
City would certainly have a mighty
hard time, keeping John from being
observation-disclosures Democrat.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08
Aged Lady Passes Away.

Julia Ann Kiag, the aged widow Of
the late Chas. w. King, died last even.
ing at the home Of Der son, E. R. King,
five miles southeast, OF here, with whom
she had made her home since her hus-
bands death six years ago. Mrs. King
was taken with an illness two weeks
ago from which her advanced age made
recovery impossible and her death had
been expected for some days. She was
81 years OF age. having been born in the
years 1918, 10 Kentuckey. She came
here in 1869 from Iowa and had lived
here continuously since that time eur
rounded by her children, grandchildren
and great grandchildren.
4 The funeral is Bet for three O'Clock
this afternoon at the German Baptist
cemetery, south OF Jasper.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08

scored on Cochran's safety to right;
Total, four runs, and right there you
have the story Of the game, for Nash.
vile never got another runner on the
bases and the Sox made no particular
effort to score again.
BY innings 345678 OR H E
Jasper 00004000x-4 Z l
Nashville 000000000 90 3 8
Batteries-Jasper, Thompson and
Cochran; Nashville, Crouch, Hayes aud
'Eusninger. Umpires, Porsinger and
Only 20 men faced Thompson in the
nine innings. The first inning he struck
out the first three batters, Thomas,
who had lfanned" only onoe this year,
laid the bat down thres times in this
game.
A heavy rain just after dinner spoiled
the attendance and also spoiled the
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08
An Unexpected Reunion.

There was sort OF family reunion at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Rics
last Sunday that was none the lass
pleasant because it was unexpected by
the host and hostess. About twenty
guests. whose names follow, were 10 the
party.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. H. Lowe aud chill
dren, OF Pittsburg, Kans.
Mr.. aud Mrs. A. Lowe and son, OF
Minden, Mo.
Mrs. Isaac Lemaster and two dsught-
ers, OF near Maple Grove.
Mrs. Clara Butler, Of San Diego,
Calf.
Mrs. Elliot and daughter, OF Maple
Grove.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Zane OF Golden
City.
Mrs. Butler, who is daughter OF
Mrs. Isaac Lemaster. had not visited
home folks tor several years, conse-
quently the latter decided to make q re.
union of it, and to surprise Mr.. and
Mrs. Rice with an unexpected visit.
They came IN before dinner, which
meal alone was enough tn mark the
event, ard remained through the day.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08
Teachers Were ''stumped."

A reporter Tor the Carthage Demo.
crat vouches for these answers by appli.
cants for teachers certificates last week
at Cartbsge---thst lie, he voaehes for
the fact that the answers were made.
Whether they are correct or not Is
another matter, but as the reporter says
they arc .'humerous," we infer that
they must be wobbIy 10 some paiticu-
lar.
The ALTERATION about Peter Pepper
and the prickly peppers is nowhere
compared to the following Illuminating
answers TO the question why minus
times plus gives minus quantity etc.
''Wbers we have o minus quantity to
he multiplied by plus it is the same as
minus the quantity the plus multiplied
by plus, or minus times plus equals
minus plus times plus"
"Minus times minus is the same as
minus the quantity plus the times the
minus which 10 plus"
One applicant for certificate admit
ted candidly that Ben Franklin invent
ed electricity.
These two definitions have more fact
In them than might first appear:
"Iphection Is contamination"
"Inhectio3 is punishment"
The first definition OF injection IL
evidently wrong, but many who have
endured the vocal gyTatioDs Of q anna
teur ,elocutionist will agree that there 10
some truth in the last answer.
"An essay is an GRAFTON written by a
girl and an GRAFTON written by boy"
This is valuable Information and will
doubtless find place in the standard
dictionaries.
"An epic is an inscription on tomb
stone."
Most such inscriptions are hardly
long enough for that, but in point OF
fact good many OF them aren't much
ahead OF the Odyssey after all.
Enough should be done TO give pu-
pills good memory but not too much. -
All agree that too much memory in a
child is often disagreeable asset; as
one grows older the habit is usually
overcome.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08

chicken house belonging to Mr..
johnson over in the southeast part Of
town, burned down last Friday, and
drew quite rush of alarmed humanity
before the nature of the confiagation be-
cause known. Mr.. johnson was burning
the "mites" out OF the chicken house
when 1t took fire and was beyond con.
troll in very few minutes.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08
New Livery Equipment.

l have just added considerably to my
livery equipment, including several fine
new buggies. When you want to take
"Her" out driving these fine evenings
don't fail to ask for one OF these buggies.
1 am also prepared to supply the feed
member this when wanting feed.
Fl. E. STEVENS.
Thermometers up town yesterday
registered 105 in the shade. PLENTY hot,
thank you, for the frat week in July
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08

Mrs. j. @. Locke and daughter, Miss
Bsrnice, who have been visiting for
some time past with the family OF II. o.
Earl, east of Jasper. returned last Mon
day to their home at Lenox, la.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-07-08

Frank Hardenbrook, of Jaspsr drove
his auto over to Golden City Tuesday
and overhauled the gasoline engine be-
longing to Robert Cornwel and put on
a new air cooler, one of Mr.. Harden
brooks own patent-Golden City Herald.