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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
PHONE COMPANIES TO
FIGHT MICKEY BILL
Measure Provides for Joint
Connections - Profession
al Jurors Have Received a
Telling Blow.
Palladium Bureau,
indianapolis, March 1

Governor Marshall has signed the
bill that amended the anti.igarette law
but the bill is not yet law because it
had no emergency clause. Therefore,
It will not become law until the acts
OF the general assembly nave been
printed and distributed to all of the
county clerks of the state and the re-
ceipts of all the clerks are received by
the secretary of state. Then the gov
cnOr issues proclamation and this
puts the laws into effect. This usually
is done in May. The new anti-cigarette
bill prohibits the sale of cigarettes to
minors and provides heavier penalty
than the old law. But under the new
law just enacted cigarettes may be sold
TO adults. The argument used in pass
ing the bill was that dealers through
out the state are now selling cigarettes
In disregard of the law and men who
wish to smoke them send out of the
state and have them shipped in. There
fore, If the men will have them, said
the supporters OF the bill, why not let
them have them in a legal manner.
But dealers must remember that the
present law stands until the governors
proclamation is issued
It Will Rise Ire.
Representative Mickey, of Lake
county, has introduced a bill that will
arouse the ire of telephone companies
throughout the state. The bill would
require that where two or more tele-
phone companies operate exchanges in
the same city or territory they shall
make connections Of the lines SO that
D subscriber to one company may be
able to get connection with sub
sc"iher of the other company. This
arrangement. it is pointed out, would
Re a great convenience to the public
ed it would cut down the number Of
telephones in use, for then there would
be no need of a subscriber having a
phone of each company when he could
get the same connection with one
phone. But the bill was introduced SO
late in the session that it does not
stand any show of getting through.
Gets Hard Jolt.
The professional juror got a hard
Jolt, Saturday. when the house passed
bill abolishing him. You have all
seen the hanger-on in the court room
wLo is always there when court is in
session. re is there, of course, in the
hope tlct there will be a vacancy on
a jury and that he will be called to
ill it. He is usually a man who can
be bought or handled by any person
who has business in court and in many
Instances he is there because some cor
poration or some other person interest
ed in a law suit has hired him to favor
1t in case he gets on the jury. This
picture is not overdrawn in the least
The professional iuryman is menace
to Justice and always has been.
But this bill put him out of business.
1t was introduced in the senate by Sem
Htor Harlan of this county and it pro-
Sides that whenever there is vacancy
on jury the jury commissioners shall
draw names to fill such vacancies. This
does away with the professional jury
man who stands around and waits to
be called. Lawyers of the state will
appreciate what the new law means
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
A Sponge That Works.

Here Is q clever notion-a fog bell"
said an old New England fisherman.
On q bleak. gray afternoon they
stood at the seashore-the old man and
his city cousin from Boston. A great
bell hung from a scaffold. and under
a metal cover hung a great sponge.
This here machinery is wound up
regular" the fisherman explained. and
this here sponge is kept under cover SO
as the rain can't set at it. In dry
weather. materially. the sponge is dry
and light; In foggy. though. 1t gets
heavy with fog solicitations. just
heavy enough for to press down the
lever that starts the machinery a-going.
Then. dinS-dong. dingdsog, sounds the
bell in the fog. savin' many 4 fisher
man from wreck On this rock bound
coast."-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
A Persistent Hen.

Ever hear about eur little red hen?
Well, sir. she was on the set for
keeps. Couldn't keep her Oh. Old
doorknebs. soda bottles. lamp Chin
neys, match safes-anything was good
enough for her. Finally l put her on
three mud turtles. and I hope to die
II she didn't hatch out alligators-yes.
sir, three Of 'em! One Of 'em ate her
up. and when We opened him there
was the hen settin' on his back teeth.
and they'd swellsd up % they ehoked
him to death.-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
WOMEN ARE WOMEN.


A Rather Reundabeut way e Prsvs
the Proposition.
Men say women are angels: womsU
say women are cats. Let NJ pause Q
moment and reason upon this thing.
II women are anGels-however, that
does not seem to be the proper start.
ing point. Let rs try again.
If angels are cats-but NO: that b
hardly reasonable. for angels have
wings. and cats do not ny. We must
begin again.
II women are cats-but that isn't
possible. for cats do not talk, and how
could a dumb animal express an opin.
ion in words OF q woman? Whatevee
cats may think. they never say word
about q woman. while women-Wen.
women are not cats.
Now let US return to the nrst propo.
sition.
If women are angels. they wouldn't
say women are cats. Angels don't
talk that way.
Once upon a time q man married q
woman. He said she was IN angel:
the women said she was a cat. Happy
man, not to know the difference be-
tween an angel and q cat!
Men say women are angels. and BY
this token women say angels are cats.
Therefore. angels being cats. cats
must be angels. and. both being the
same, women are women.
Which is precisely what they arc
W. ]. hampton In Lippancott'A
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
CIRCUS CHILDREN.
The Making Of Aerobats Begins at IN
Early Ace,

Early Age.
It Is nothing unusual for the larger
circuses to carry thirty and forty chill
dren, ranging all the way from mere
babies to boys and girls Of fifteen and
sixteen years Of age. The majority
are travelling with their parents. both
the father and mother doing daily duty
in the ring. and while often they are
trained to follow in the steps of their
elders they are seldom allowed to per-
form In public.
It Is q common belief among circus
men that the performer whose training
is not started until after the age of six
will seldom make a distinctive record.
Following the afternoon show 1 often
saw groups of boys, some of whom,
could not have been over four and i've
years old, practicing rudimentary SOM
ersaults and hand springs. while their
parents looked on with a gratified
smile. These were the families Of the
circus aristocracy, who treasure the
records of their ancestors with the
pride Of son in his fathers sword and
who see no more inspiring calling for
their own children than that Of the
great white canvas
Net that their education Is neglected
In other respects. Several Of the fami-
lies ofcen aire an tnstructor-perhaps
one OF the performers who has the
time and ability for such work-tc
coach their children IN the standard
studies. One circus has 4 travelling
school for the youngsters. II they are
to be acrobats, they are to be educated
Observation-Disclosures Magazine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
Manan In Music.

The following sounds like a para
phrase of Shakespeare's seven ages Of
man. 1t was written BY a musician In
a manuscript book: AT fifteen years
of age most ladies are arpeggio: at
twenty a lady is an allegro vivace: at
thirty occasionally she IL an accordic
forte; at forty an andante; at fifty the
rondo finale often begins, while from
sixty 1t is a tfenolo AHA sordino."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01


On the program of the Princess
Amusement company's production OF
' A Girl at the Helm which will be
seen at the Gennett next Friday,
March 5, you will find the name of
Countess Olga Won Hatzfeldt. The prob.
abilities are that you will regard this
as mere stage title-a name assumed
sor advertising purposes-and pass the
little lady by with no other thought
than that she is remarkably pretty
girl AS matter of fact you would be
doing her an injustice, for in this case
the title, Countess" was not given
her by her press agent, but is hers by
the royal grant of the Emperor of
Austria.
The Countess Won Hatzfeldt is, per-
haps, the only really and truly count
ess on the American stage. She is the
only daughter of Count Edmund Won
Hatzfeldt, formerly of Wildenburg,
Austria. now living quietly in Hamil-
ton. .Ohio.-an exile from his native
land as the result of a political feud.
Graustark.
.Graustark or Love Behind a
Throne" to be presented at the Cen
nett on Thursday, March II, proved
a record breaker in outsellig all other
romantic novels of the same period.
And according to all reports is also
proving a record breaker as play, Ca
pacity audiences seeming to be the rule
wherever the play is produced.
"The Land Of Nod.
All signs point to heavy demand
for seats when the sale opens tomorrow
for the big musical extravaganza, The
Land of Nod" which will be presented
is indicated by the numerous orders
which have been received by phone and
mail. and by the frequent inquiries
that have been made at the box Office
during the past few days. This I'M
usual interest is due to the knowledge
that 'The Land of Nod" is one of the
most famous of all current attractions
in this country, and that We are to have
the number one company and produc-
ton. the same in every particular
which has distinguished the remark
able career of this exceptional show.
The signal success of this performance
is admitted by all. and the potency of
it's drawing powers is generally regard
ed by theatrical people as practically
without parallel.
"The Lion and the Mouse"
The wide distinction won by Charles
Klein's THE Lion and the Mouse
throughout the country, places this
drama in a field of popularity in which
there are few others. A most timely
theme was chosen by the capable and
celebrated playwright and his master
full treatment of the topic carried the
play into instantaneous and seemingly
everlasting vogue. Henry B. Harris
played his part exceptionally well, be.
fore the clever actors he employed were
given an opportunity by his eser an
parent expenditure. in properly mount
ing the play. Not only having been
played for over a year in New York
city. The Lion and the Mouse has
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
The Sea Horse.

The male sea horse has a little pouch
In its ventral surface. into which In
some manner It places the eggs OF its
mate. When they are hatchea and be
come too numerous and large. 10 con-
troll. the sea horse presses the pouch
against stone and gently urges them
to take their departure. At this time
they are very small. but they grow
rapidly and are preyed upoa BY mys-
IN e. A1haA,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01

my husband Is 30 very unreasona.
ble."
NEST husbands are. What did yours
DOR
"He fixed a 6shhook in one Of his
pockets because he pretended to sup
pose that I robbed him At night. and
then he blamed me because he forgot
it was there."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
Ready in jiffy. easy to prepare, a
good. hearty breakfast is Mrs. Austin's
Famous pancakes.
Why He BROUGHT Him. :

Mrs. Grimshaw (while the visitor Il
removing his wraps)-What did You
bring that man cut here to dinner for
when the house Is all torn up and full
Of the smell OF paiHtf Besides. you've
told nae 4 thousand times that he's I
bore and you don't like him, Mr..
Grimshav-I know it. my dear.
That's why l brought him. Chicago
1x1banA
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
Portland Man, Fugitive from
Easthaven, Missing Since
Last Friday.
Threatened HIS FAMILY
IF THE MISSING MAN CAN BE
FOUND HE WILL BE PROMPTLY
RETURNED TO THE HOSPITAL
FOR SAFE KEEPING.

The sheriff Of Jay county is scour-
ing the country in search of James
Dull, an insane man. who escaped from
the Easthaven Indiana Hospital for the
Insane at this city, August %, 1905,
and returned to his home near Port
land. The young man has become
mentally unbalanced again and has
been in hiding since last Thursday.
Two and ahaif years ago, Dull, who
clared insane and brought to the hos
pital here. After his escape he re-
manned quietly at home until last week,
when he became violent. His parents
were unable to take care of him and
Thursday application was made to the
county clerk to remand him to the hos
pital. The young man had threatened
the lives of his parents and on one &C.
casion had driven his father from the
home 1t is believed he learned Of the
intention to return him to the asylum
and that led him to fee and go into
hiding.
Assaulted Turnkey.
The demented young man before be-
ing taken to Easthaven in December
1906, was kept in the insane depart
ment at the county Jail at Portland for
several days and succeeded in gaining
his liberty by striking Scott Pat So:
the turnkey at that time, over the head
with an iron bar which he had conceal
ed in his cell. After being returned to
Jail he was admitted to the institution
and a few months later escaped from
there returning home only to be ap
pretended and again sent to the asy.
lum. He again escaped from the asy
lum and after reaching home was al.
lowed to remain
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01

boot-legging and blind tigers. But he
is in favor Of temperance law that
will regulate the traffic along the right
lines. he says. Senator Gonnerman
lives at Mt. Vernon, Posey county, and
says that liquor is brought into his
county from Evansville by bootleg
gers and that blind tigers flourish. He
does not like this condition.
There are other senators who feel
the same way, and this means that the
liquor people will either allow the bill
to be mended or they will have the
county option law on their hands
whe nthe session chooses.
There is a growing feeling among
persons connected with the general
assembly that it is only question of
time until absolute prohibition will
be freed on the brewers of the state.
They point to the progress of the liq-
uor agitation in Tennessee to prove
this and say that Indiana is going the
same way.
Was Different Then.
Two years ago when there was a
proposition to enact a thousand dollar
license bill into a law the brewers
fught it tooth and te nail and defeat
ed it. They did not propose to have
any interference with their business.
That bill had strong backing and was
popular throughout the state. The
brewers were told that unless they
were willing to accept that kind of
remedy for the ills that were inflict-
ing the saloon business in this state.
they would bring on themselves a
more drastic remedy, but they laugh
ed at the idea.
Things are different this year. The
brewers would be tickled to death to
accept thousand dollar license law
now if they could get it. But it has
gone beyond that point. 1t is not a
question of what they are willing to
accept now. 1t is question of what
they can get, and they may not get
very much.
Are Ready to Scrap.
This year they are fighting the
county option law with as much or
more vigor than they fought the thous-
and dollar license bill two years ago.
This leads observers to remark that
the vote Of the various counties at To-
cal option elections shows that the
people are in the right humor to take
a swift poke at the saloon business
and especially at the breweries which
own most of the saloons of the state,
and they say that if this legislature
bows down to the breweries by repeal
ing the county option law and enact
ing one that will not regulate the
traffic as it should be regulated. the
people will. at the next election, as
shown by their votes at the county
option elections, change the personnel
of the legislature and send men to the
general assembly who will do what
the people want them to do. Then
when they get that kind of legisla-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01

"What Is the distinguishing quality
Of the problem playr
1T makes you think The flrst half
keeps you wondering what the Que0-
ton IL, and tho second half keeps you
guessing what's the answer."-Wash.
ington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
The Mean Ihinal

Mrs. Oldham-Why are you 80 down
on that lively Mr.. Bachelor? Mrs.
Youngling-Oh. he snubbed our pre-.
cious Alfred! He said he thought
baby might some day become vice
observation-disclosures
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
aav.,sr.s. Fer Meat. :

OF Ill animals that supply meat 70
man the fhuskrat has been the most
abused and the least understood. says
the Baltimore Star. tn name had bred
in the public mind q prejudice that
has been almost unconquefable. bat
truth will prevail In spite Of fate. As
q fact the muskrat Is one Of the neat
est and most delightful Of animals. 1t
IN q crank in cleanliness. 1t dimes with
the care Of IN epicure. 1t eats only
the whitest and tenderest morsels.
And its flesh has qualities that can be
compared only to terrapin. Indeed.
there are good people along the Chesa.
peake. where all the best things live
and grow. who ind In the well served
muskrat satisfaction that II equal 70
the Aiamondback. Only the ignorant
and the prejudiced think di6ere1tly.
and they may be educated
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01

In order to love mankind we must
not expect too much Of them.-Helvs-
thus.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.
GENNE EFT.

Thursday, Mar. +"Land Of Nod"
Friday, Mar. 5.-"A Girl at the Heinz"
Saturday, Mar. 6-"The Lion and the
Mouse"
Thursday, Mar. 11-"Graustark."
Mar. 17.-A Mid Summer Nights
Dream.
NEW PHILLIPS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01

EUPHRAslA.
You can't fail with Gold Medal Elocs.
NORA.
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TOML|NSON BILL
WILL Be KILLED
UNLESS CHANGED
ICon4;nuoa Er<,,a Daao s1>A

Continued From Page val
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-01
"A Girl at the Helm.

All Week-Hish Class Vaudeville.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-21
FREDERICK DE MARTENS
 DIES NEAR ST. PETERSBURG

St. Petersburg, June 2O.-Frederick de Martens. late professor of international law in the University of St. Petersburg, died today He was taken i'll on his way to his estate in Livonia, and died in the railroad station at Walk.
 Frederick de Martens was privy coun- cilor and had been permanent mem Der of the council of ministry of foreign affairs since 1882. He was professor of international law in the University of St. Petersburg from 1871 to 1907. He was born in 1S45.
 Edinburgh, Cambridge and Yale uni versailles made him an IL. D., and Ox- ford and other noted institutions con- ferred upon him the degree of D. c. L.
 Professor De Martens was Russian del- egate at many diplomatic congresses and conferences at Brussels Paris, The Hague, Rome, Geneva and Vienna. Sev- eral times he was chosen by European and American powers as International arbitrator. He was president of the court of arbitration in Paris In 1889 between Great Britain and Venebuela; arbitrator between France and England and the United States and Mexico. He was a member of the permanent court of arbi- tration at The Hague Russian delegate at the peace negotiations between Rus sia and Japan and plenipotentiary of Rus sia at the Geneva conference of 1906 for the revision of the Geneva convention of 1867.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-06-21
STRIKE TROUBLE
 GROWS MORE TENSE
 IN THE IA WAIIANS

Honolulu, June W.-In an editorial ap- bearing in todays issue of the Nippu Jiji, the organ of the leaders of the Japanese strike movement, an appeal for interference in the Hawaiian strike situ- ation is made to the Japanese govern ment. The article alleges that the Jap anese have been accorded unfair treat ment by the courts and by the federal and territorial officers of the islands
 The Jiji has supported the leaders of the higher wage movement ever since the strike of the Japanese sugar plantation hands was called.
 Y. Soga, editor of the Jiji was indicted twice by the territorial grand jury, once on a charge of conspiracy to incite riot and once on a charge of conspiracy to commit murder. He was released on furnishing $2500 bail bonds to cover both indictments
 The efforts of certain of the Japanese to give the Hawaiian situation an inter- national aspect are apparently concentrat- ing here as evidenced by the JiJfs appeal to the Japanese government