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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

Feb. 10. The real work will begin at
the next meeting. which is set for next
Monday.
AR. and Mrs. Lester Freed. who
have been making their home IN Chi
cago for some time. viii return shc<t!y
to salt Lake and viii remain here. Mrs.
Freed will be here with the Young
family within q week. and Efr. Freed
will follow by the middle OF February
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Mr. and Mrs. W ". Trimmer have
returned after an absence Of some
months. and arc again at home at the
Kenyon hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rudolph Kuchler arc
here from Ogden and viii be at home
at the Wilson during the next two
months.
Mrs. Z. NJ. Allison enteTtains at
bridge today for her guest, Mrs. I.
Lester Reynolds OF Ogden
Mrs ". A. Cavenaugh entertained
at an informal tea yesterday afternoon,
when a number Of her friends from
town, as well as the ladies Of the post.
made their first calls on her.
Mr. and Mrs. Edwin 0. Howard en-
tertained a dozen friends last evening
at a dinner at their home. Roses and
narcissus were used in the table deco
ratIons.
Mrs. A. Y. Calaghan gives a bridge
tea this afternoon at her home
X \
Miss Kate Croo entertained the sew
ing club yestertie5T afternoon
F. E. McGurrin is home from short
stay in California leaving Mrs. Nc
Gurrin to visit friends there.
4 X \
Miss Ethel Nettleton entertains this
afternoon at 500 party.
Miss Margaret Miller has gone TO Au
burn. Cal, to spend some time with
the Lsmartine c. Trent family
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Park arc now at
home in their pew apartments in the
Ritter
Fairchild Sherman. who has been
visiting the FsrnswoTth family. leaves
tomorrow for his home in Oakland.
Cal.
Mr.. and Mrs. G +. Adams will be at
home after today a the Ritter apart
ments.
Mrs. Joseph Baum garten leaves
within z fortnight to spend the rest OF
the winter in California.
Mr.. and Mrs. ". J. Browning enter
tain a few friends at their home this
evening.
Mr and Mrs. William Van Alien Of
Ogden spent yesterday in the city with
friends.
Miss Fern Scott Of Montana viii be
here next month TO spend a short time
with Miss Alton Young.
Mrs a. II. Stevens Of Denver IS Wis
iting Mrs. ". P. Alexander Of IS Third
East for several days.
Miss Mary Olive Gray gives a pupils
recital at her studio on North state
street this evening.
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Miss Elsie Zwicky entstained at a
luncheon, followed by a matinee party,
for Miss Burrows. who Is Just recent
y home from abroad.
X X x
The musicians Of the city are plan
ming a reception for Carrie Jacobs
Bond. who viii give a recital Of her
own compositions at the Ladies Lit
erary club Thursday evening. Mrs.
Bond j. personal friend Of Mrs. Mar
tina Royle King.
The Woman's league viii hold the
regular monthly meeting on Monday
next in the library assembly hall. +.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
WE HAVE OBSERVED.
Boston Transcript

That the more a wife keeps her husband
in hot water. the less tender he becomes.
That the young woman with teeth like
pearls is rarely as dumb as an oyster
That no man is really as clever as his
fiaHcee thinks he is.
That while a woman of thirty will claim
she is not over twenty-six. woman Of
sixty will say she is seventy-five.
That the way some wives break their
husbands iron Will is by rusting It out
with eye water.
That while matrimony was once looked
upon as a life journey. il now proves too
often only an excursion trip
That while Love may laugh at lock-
smiths. the miIliner and the dTessmakeT
make him feel mighty serious.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
A FELLOW SUFFERER.
Harpers Magazine.

In Philadelphia they tell a story OF a
man whore wife had arranged an "au-
thoTs evening" and persuaded her re-
luctant husband to remain at home and
help her receive the fifty guests who were
asked to participate in this Intellectual
feast.
The first author was dull enough, but
the second was worse Moreover. the
rooms were intoisrsbly warm. So on pre-
tense of letting in some cool air the IN
fortunate host escaped to the hail. where
he found a servant comfortably asleep on
the settle
Wake up" sternly commanded the
Philadelphian in the mans ear. Wake
up. I say. You must have been listening
at the keyheie"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

The papers in the Panama canal case
have been turned over by the depart
nent Of Justice to United States Dis
trict Attorney Stemson Of New York.
and the latter VIII hand them to Dis
trict Attorney Jerome. who is expected
to have the publisher Of the New York
World indicted under the state law.
The process Of gagging the press viii
be watched with more than ordinary
interest by the newspaper fraternity at
large.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

The people Of Helena. Mont. were
shaking hands with themselves the
other day because the thermometer re-
gistered only degrees below zero. If
the mercury ever goes down that far in
Salt Lake the citizens of Zion viii i'm
sgine the north pole has been set up in
their midst.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
HIS PROFESSIONAL WAY.

The new waitress sided up to a dsppeT
young man at the breakfast table who,
after elancink at the bill, opened his
mouth. and 4 noise issued forth that
sounded like the ripping off of all OF the
coEs on one OF the wheels in the power
house. The new waitress made her escape
to the kitchen Fellow out there insglted
me-" she said
The head waiter looked at him. ''T'il get
it, he said That's Just the train caller
ordering his breakfast"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

c. Loofbourow viii speak on the prices
of food products, presenting the sub
jet from the standpoint of the dealer.
The meeting will be open to all inter
ested.
x
Mrs. Fred Taylor of Provo Is in town
visiting friends for a few DAYS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

The Tennessee legislature has passed
a prohibition bill and the law Of Ala
bama has been upheld in the federal
court. Again the little brown jug gets
the knockout blow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
MARK TWAIN On eooKs.
Minneapolis Journal. }

A Young girl once asked Mark Twain Y
ne liked books for Christmas gifts
well that depends drawied the EI-
numOTist. If book has q leather coy
II is really valuable as razor stroF- D.
is brief, concise work, such as
French write. il is useful to put under Q.
snort leg OF a wabhiv table. An OLD 'as
toned book with a clasp. can't be bear .-
a missile 10 ngrl q a dog. and q l-
book. like a geography. IS as 5000 @7
piece Of tin to nail over q broken pane %
glass"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

Any number Of patriots are willing TO
MI places in the salt Lake assay Office
at from 81 .4ee to $1,000 per annum, and
many prayers wiz be offered that the
Sutherland amendment be not blocked
IN the house.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
no HARD FEELINGS.

Siinson-What do you mean b. giving
that little boy in the next block such a
terrible whipping
Willie-He didn't even know it. papa.
Yea see. he's a Christian Scientist All
the boys practice on him. and he dcesn't
even dare 10 tell his father and mother.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

From present indications the presi-
Dental hide will be pretty well pune
tured by the pitchfock before time is
called at the end Of Roosevelt's term.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
INpiANA's SENATOR.

The Indiana Democrats have made
their choice for United States senator
to succeed Hemenway. Benjamin F.
Shively of South Bend. formerly a
member Of the lower house, is the lucky
man. John ". Kern had the most
votes in the caucus to begin with. but
shot his bolt on the third ballot al
though he was second choice to the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

The battIeships OF the Atlantic fleet
are TO race across the ocean to Hamp-
ton Roads. A spectacular performance
which may prove expensive.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

Of these principles wouid tend to lesser
crime and enable those who have losi
their foothoid in society TO scramble
back from the nire to a solid feunda-
ton. II would be well if We all tool
TO heart the lines Of Burns;
Then gently scan your brother man
Still gsntler sister woman.
Though they may gang a kenHin' wranE-
10 sfap aside IS human.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

James a Ritchie. Salt Lake.
Miliie Shulsen, West Jordan
John " johnson, Salt Lake.
Mary r. Holmes. Salt Lake
3. Q. De Hart. Central City. Neb-
Louise Anderson. Vineyard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

The wool growers assembled at Po-
cateIlo expect 10 set up a yell that will
be heard as far as Washington. D. G.,
against touching the tariff on wool.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
Total Copies of The Herald Printed
in December. 1908,

1899 ++%++4 %+++< y
Largest Daily and Sunday ,
Circulation IN Salt Lake proved =
= by investigation. =
= . = = y > = y y y y y y
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

Money has been secured to complete
the Moffst road to the Utah state line
II can't stop there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

The Woman's league viii hold the
regular monthly meeting on Monday
next in the library assembly hall. F.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

md Last dayso the PEI Cent? duriOnO
Womens and 1rensW Underwear. BOken line Hpnee
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15
Tinted Hand-Embroiidered
Sofa Pillows, Half Price

every hand embroidered sofa pillow in the
department with the exception Of the new art
and 0obeliu pilioHs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

the entertainment committee Of the
Ladies' Literary club held the first
meeting yesterday preliminary TO pr
pairing for the annual breakfast olf
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-01-15

Mrs. l. L. Archer entertained few
old friends yesterday at a luncheon at
her home. using pink roses for the de-
corations. The guests besides Mrs.
Archer's mother. were Mrs Sands. Mrs.
G. H McAtahon. Mrs " J Browning.
Mrs Frank Knox and Mrs. :. 3. Mil
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Spoiled His Taste.

"A friend of mine" said Montana man, ''is defending a damage slrit for being party to making man take the liquor cure without his consent. This man had been on protracted spree of several weeks. and his b,isi ness was going to the dogs My friend thought it would be q kindly thing to send him to q sani.arium for treat ment He did so, and the man was given the cure for the whisky habit, When he was disc harged from the sanitarium tiie fist thing lie did was to go to saloon. He called for wbis- ky. He tasted it. but did not fancy tue flavor of It. He set his distaste of it down to the cure he had been given by my friends orders and imne. diately began suit for $50.OOO dam ages. He says in his complaint that he had highly cultivated and dis critninatins taste for whisky. which had taken years to develop, and that
 was spoiled by the cure. l do not know how my. friend will come out. but he is nn, helping any more down and outs without tirst nbrnaing their consent "-Nes York Jouruai
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One For the Minister.

An old minister i'll the south side of Glasgow who was noted for his habit of dishing up old sermons again and again was one day advertised to preach iu q suburban church at the anniversary service there. An old wo. man who in days gone by had sat un der his ministry, but who had now re- moved from his neighborhoOd, deter mined to go in and hear him preach on this particular occasion. After the close of the service she waited on the clergyman. who greeted her cordially and asked what she thought of his dis course. 'Eh. man." she replied can didly, "it's lang time sin l first heard ye preach that yin. sir and I've heard ye at it guid wheen O times sin syne''
 Aye. Janet,' said the minister. How often do ye think we've heard it, na?" ''Oh, aboot dizzen O times, sir" she replied. An div ye mind it a'?" said the minister "Aweel. maybe no 1t a, sir" 'sWeel, 1 see IT! need to preach 1t to ye again, Janet" said the minister, and Janet felt that she hat! been sold for once.
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R;ccS as Protection.

II used to i5p sGrp.iS"d" said a cleri tn :, aig.l t'jiss je""ir! establishment
 '~ili.tl q ,.uJlaa whn0i a1eW "as un- ;intrIiHd @Nud com. igi ;nd con'!s .e
 ,ct a ltl>v4lt. solitaire diam moni ainy
 te Surl G>,a!iy soid for un engage aen ring aud tin.n quite. as I ma tier of ,ourse. buy pi,,, gold band ct .he ~edd'n. ring variety couldn't un
 ,aerstand {, it hrst, but DOW I've tearhed that many unmarried w0men think .n such rings. worn when tray cling. for instance, serve about the same purpose as ] ehaper0n l had 3 case the other day where l mother came in with her unmarried daughter
 "a pretty girl hardly out of her teens and bought two such rings From their conversation l learned that the girl was to take the trip to the Pacific coast unaccompanfed and the mother evidently thought If her daughter was protected by her rings she'd not be 80 apt to be criticised for being alone
 Funny idea. but the women seem to think it works weli'-New York Sun
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WouIdn't Be Fooled Again.

A shepherd once, to prove the quick ness of his dog, which was lying be- fore the fire i'll the house where we were talking. said to me in the middle of sentence concerning something else. "Fm thinking, sir, the COW is Tn the potatoes
 Though he purposely laid no stress on these words and said them in a quiet. unconcerned tone of voice, tue dog. which appeared to be asleep, imme dlateiy jumped up and, leaping through the open window, scrambled up to the turf roof of the house. from which he could see the potato field. He then. not seeing inc COW there. ran and look ed into the barn where she was and, finding that all was right came back to the house.
 After q short time the shepherd said The same words again. and the dog re- peated his lookout. but on the false alarm being the third time given tue dog got up aud. wagging his tail. look ed his master in the face with so com teal an expression of interrogation that he could not help laughing aloud al him. on which, with slight growl, he latd himself down in his warm corner with an offended air, as if determined not to be made a fool of again.-ion don Standard
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The Chair of Torture,

The most prominent building in the ancient city of Nuremburg Is the cas- tie. One of it's two towers was used for torture, tue other served as 6 prison. The castle also contained q museum of horrors until 1t was pur chased by the Earl Of Shrewsbury and Talbot, in whose possession these rel les now lie. One of these was the chair of torture. It was very heavily made and studded over the seat and at the elbows with blunt topped spikes To 1t the victim was tightly bound and in a short time discomfort began to manifest itself and iu time beca me unbearable. During Its continuance the torture was increased In several ways by meaas ot wedges being pass ed between the legs and screws being applied to the thumbs unt:, they be gan to bleed.
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Settled a Great Question.

When Thomas Fl. Benton was in tn" house he was of the opinion that the Sd day Of March and consequently the congressional term ended at midnight of that day instead of at noon on the 4th, as unbrOken usage had fixed il So on the last morning he sat with his hat on, talked loudly, loafed about the floor and finally refused to vote oi answer to his name when the rol was called, At last the speaker, the Hon. James l.. Orr of South Carolina picked him up and put an end to these legislative larks.
 "No, sir; no, sir; no sir"' shouted the venerable Missourian. 'I will not vote. I have no right to vote. This is no house. and I am not member of it."
 ''Thcn, sir" said Speaker Orr like a Hash, with his sweetest manner, If the gentleman Is not a member of this house the sergeant at arms will please put him out"
 And so this vast constitutional ques- tfon settled itself-Argonaut
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rh. Huh s| &h. German Empire.

The Nub ~ the HOFFMAN 6WPaF~
 Unter den Linden is the center spot of Berlin and the hub of tho German empire. This magnificent boulevard is 198 feet in width. and under the shade of it's lime trees the Berliners have meeting place which is equal in architectural beauty to any in Eu- rope. It is lined on either side with magnificent hotels, restaurants ana palaces. At the east end of Unter den Linden where it enters upon the Opera House piatz. stands tue maSniiiceilt monument of Frederick the Great. which is worthy of the real founder Of United Germany. To the right Of this monument Is the palace or the Emperor William l.. now occupied by Prince Heinrich. The north side Of the Opera pIatz Is occupied by the buildings of the University of Berlin. and next to 1t stands tue Royal libra ry, which rivals that at the British museum bos!, in it's size and the num- ber of ve'. i.rS it contains. The op- era house ;salf is on the south of the platz and ;~ :, building of q nation Of music lovers like the Gerrhans.--Argo- naut
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Died With Warm Feet.

Isaac O'Barns, once pension commls- sioner in Boston. appointed by Presi- dent Franklin Pierce, was known for his terse and cutting sayings. It was told of him that he promised to sub scribe for the erection of a Baptist church on condition that they should "baptize 'em in hot water"
 It is of Mr. O'Barns the story Is told that when on his deathbed, or when he thought he was dying and the doc tor had pronounced his feet warm and said that no one had ever died with warm feet, the old gentleman inquired in a whisper whether the doctor had forgotten the case of John Rogers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-06-25
Handy With an AK.

One important feature in connection with the conducting of mining opera tions in Siberia is the aptitude of the Russian workman for the ax. Wood is 80 plentiful in the country that min ing timbers may be figured on al q low rate. The current anecdote that q Russian workman will for a twenty kopeck piece lay his left hand with fingers spread, on board and with full strength make an ax cut tween each finger cannot be vouched for, but 1t Is certainly true that in pick timber ing in bad ground, in erecting build ings, log cabins and all manner of wood Joining the equal of the Russian peasant cannot be found - London Globe
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Skinny Bows and Chunky Girls.

In referring to thin boy 1t is all right to call him skinny" but you must call thin girl "spirituelle." It means the same, but sounds better. Never call any one but a boy "puny." A ''puny" girl should be called frag- ile.' It sounds more like delicate china. and all of that sex like to be compared to fine Dresden A chunky" boy is all right, but girl has a fine ly rounded figure" A boy is 'gawky." but girl displays 'untutored grace" --Atchison Globe.
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The Word "RaId."

It Is believed by at least one writer has neaHy always been studiously con cealed that no gentle way of evading the blunt word bald" has been evo!v- ed in contrast with the many ways of lodging fat" Stout" (which really means sturdy, ''portly," "com- fortable" and Hembonpoint" are in stances of this evasion But bald always remains bald Chicago News.
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A One Man Jury.

A tailor who was defendant in a ease tried In court seemed much east down when brought up for trial Whats the trouble?" whispered his counsel, observing hts clients distress AS he surveyed the jurymen.
 Tt looks pretty bad for me-" said the defendant. unless some steps are taken to dismiss that jury and get in new lot. There ain't man amongst 'em but what owes me money for clothes"
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Sarcastic.

Senior Waite; (to rather green as sistant at a recent banquet in a cele brated London hoteD - Now. then. young man, do bit O somethink, and don't stand a-gaping and staring there as if you was the bloomin' guest O the hevenin' London Mail.
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Badi Expressed.

She (effusiveiy)-How nice it is to have met you again after all these years, my dear Captain Burlington He-Major now That was ten years ago, you know. She tStill more cf, fusively>--How time flies, We'll con gratulations and goodby. l hope you'll be general when next We meet Punch.
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Henry's Better Scheme

The Wears Daughter-Papa's sub ject tonight is to be Love One An. other" Shall we go, Henry, Henry No, dear. think we had better stay at home and practice. what your father Is preaching g-I.ondou Tit Bits
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He Knew Better.

Farmer Hulltrooth-This here nape, sez that ulan in Chicago unloaded 5O.OOO bushels Of corn one day last week. Now, Marler you know as well as l do that there ain't enny man in the hull state could do that much work in one day.-ExchanGe
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Optimism.

First Poacher-lello. Bill, Wot luck? Anything doin'? Second Poacher- Wet. dunno. but if gets four more besides the wan I'm after now Ili nave foiye--an' that aiu't 30 bad Puuch
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Quite Natural,

"That play had some very natural touches
 "Drama of domestic life, ehY'
 "Yes; they had 8 new servant in evefy scene. and the heroine was a brunette in act 1 and a blond in act 2."-Louisvi1le 2. Courier Journal.
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arcontestable.

Nary-l'm positive Fred loves mo and intends to make me his wife. Helen-Why? Has he proposed yet E! Mary-No, but he dislikes mother more every time he sees her.-.Tugend
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AMkwardlv Put.

Old Lady Qo new curate)-Ah, cir, we do enjoy your sermons. They are 90 Instructive. We never knew what ain was until you came to the parish.-- London Telegraph. ~ssa.s
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Proved,

MT. Snapp-Ltfe Is full of contradic- tons. Mrs. Snapp-And I say t isnt. Boston Transcript.
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Suffraoetts Vote Lost.

He-Not going out to vote Why not? She-T haven't thing to wear Life.