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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
THE THEATER
Molly Dawn,

There is no lack of comedy interest
in MOLLY Bawn." the new play by
Marie Doran. which the Cutter Stock
company offers at the Gennett thea.
ter tonight. The dramatization of
THE Duchess" famous love story has
been deity handled by this young and
aspiring play builder and while the
original story has been preserved,
there have been introduced comedy
situations that are said to be highly
mirth provoking and yet absolutely
consistent with the plot. Laughter
chases away the tear ere it has vet
left the eye and while essentially a
play of sentiment, the author has re-
cognized that the purpose of the stage
Is to entertain as well as educate and
elevate. and hence the many delight
full comedy situations with which the
play abounds. The Duchess" novel
has been SO widely circulated and
read that it would seem that a fol-
lowing for the play had already been
created. but even those who have not
read this fascinating tale OF Irish life
and love. viii be sure to find an alb
sorbing interest in the story as it Is
told in the four acts of the play.
The locale of the play is laid at the
beautiful lakes of Killarney in Ireland
and the English manor home OF the
heroine's maternal grandfather and AZ
fords splendid opportunity for the
most gorgeous scenic effects. fact
that has been amply taken advantage
of by Manager Cutter. who it is said.
has provided a scenic equipment OF
surprising beauty. The company IL
one of high standard OF excellence
and the production in its entirety is
to be one of the seasons best offer
ings.
This is amatuer night at the Cen
nett.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
Only q Sample.

A crotchety old farmer Of Massachu-
sets had trouble with nciGhbor and
as n result sought his counsel.
II want yeow ter write him letter
an tell him this here foolishness hez
got ter STOP" he declared firmly. II
know what went ter say, but 1 amt
got the larnin' ter put it just right"
what do you want to say:" the
lawyer asked.
"Waal. begin by tellin' him tibet he's
the durndest. lyin'est, thievin'est. low
downest skunk on airth and then work
up."-Y.ippincott's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
Couldn't Fool Him.

4 pompous and loud mouthed mem
Der Of certain legislature was max
ing a speech on some monentous ques
ton and IN ,oncluding said:
I'm the words Of Daniel Webster
who wrote the dictionary. give me
liberty or give me DEATH"
One Of his colleagues pulled at hi
coat and whispered:
Daniel Webster did not write thu
dictionary. It was Noah"
Noah nothing" replied the speakoe
"Noah built the ark"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
CLUB NOTES

Members OF the Good Cheer club
were entertained Thursday afternoon
by Mrs. Charles Miles at her home. on
err of Elwood was a guest. Sweet peas
and asters were used in decorating
the home of the hostess. Mrs. Oliver
Pickett gave a most interesting read
ing. About twenty members partook
of the delicious luncheon which was
served late in the afternoon. In two
weeks from Wednesday the club will
meet with Mrs. w. w. Thomas OF
North I street.
The lawn social which was to have
been given last evening by the Luther
League OF Trinity Lutheran church at
the home Of Miss Kemper, PIT South
Sixth street. was postponed until this
evening on account of the weather.
The public is invited to attend.
= - -
An all day meeting Of the Woman
Relief Corps was held Thursday at the
post room in the court house. A por-
ton of the time was spent in arrang-
ing the new rooms A luncheon was
served at noon. BY special reques.
Mrs. George Chrisman gave the read.
ing, which she recently read at an en-.
tertainment given at the Pythian tenn
pie. A reception will be held next
Thursday evening for the members OF
the G. A. r. and their families in tho
new post room.
y - -
The Teddy Bear euchre club met
Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Harry
Chase at her home on North A street
Euchre was played at three tables
Mrs. George Reid. Mrs John Tillmar
and Mrs Chase won the favors. Miss
Price Of Indianapolis and Mrs. Waltel
Snaveley were the guests for the after
noon. Light refreshments were served
| at the close Of the game. Mrs. Johr
| Tillman will entertain the club in twe
weeks at her home on North Eagh
teenth street.
- - -
Members of a euchre club were en-
tertained this week by Mrs. Henri,
| Korves at her home on South Fourth
street. Mrs. Roy Taylor and Mrs
Alvernis Flagg won the favors.
luncheon was served after the game.
y y -
On account OF the inclement wealth
er yesterday the East Main Stree
Friends congregation had its picnic a
the church. The affair was much en-
joyed by all in attendance.
y - -
Mrs. Frank Land will talk OF
Household Management" at meet
ing of the Domestic Science society, o
New Paris, O.. Wednesday afternoon
This will be the last meeting for thu
season and the members of the socie
ty are looking forward with mucl
pleasure to this part of the program
| - = -
! Mrs. Veregge entertained the Ait
society of the Trinity Luthera,
church Thursday afternoon at he
home on South Seventh street. TIL,
affair was in the nature of a socia
gathering. In two weeks business
meeting will be held at which tim,
election of officers will occur.
| - = -
| About seventy.five students of tn.
Richmond Business College attende'
the picnic at Jackson's park yesterda.
afternoon and evening. Supper wa
served at one long table. A humble
Of former students of the college ais,
were in attendance.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

Good Hands Properly Recognises.
Mrs. Pike was praising her husband
and his coed qualities to her sister
and concluded her eulogy with this
statement And my husband has al,
ways been good to his employees and
always encourages those who work fer
him.
You mean he Is always ready 70
g.ye praiaa where praise II aua., sasd
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

A man learns to do by doing" re-
marked the moraliser.
YES" rsjoined the demofalizer. and
also by being done"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

The great Juvenal Il authority for
the statement that earrings were worn
by all the mnles residing In the Eu-
phrntcs Provinces
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
The Practical One.

The Practical One.
"All writer's are not Impractical. are
theyT'
"Oh. no! One man will write joke
and sell it for so cents. Another will
write comic opera around 1t and
draw $4,000 In royalties. "-Lcuisville
Courier Journal
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
Took Il Seriously.


A little girl once visited the famous
brothers Grimm, the fairy tale writer's.
The little girl knocked at the modest
Grimm door, and william Grimm open
ed 1t.
Are you." she said. the person who
wrote these pretty tales?" And she
showed him under her arm q COPY of
his immortal book.
Yes" he answered. smiling; II and
my brother. We wrote them together
And you write this story about the
clever little tailor who married the
princess?"
"Yes-oh. yes.' said William Grimm.
WELL" said the little girl. 1T says
at the end Of the story that whoever
doesn't believe it must pay you q
mark. Now. I don't believe that a
princess ever. ever married q tailor.
haven't as much as q mark, but here
is penny, and will pay you the rest
as soon as can"
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oil.

II you want knowledge, you must
toll for 1t: II food. you must toll for It.
and II pleasure. you must toll for 1t.
Toll is the law. Pleasure comes
through toll and not by self indulgence
and Incidence. When a man gets to
love work his life is q happy one.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
Why, Indeed =?
A Soft Answer.


During one Of the national political
conventions an orchestra was playing
in q popular restaurant. The place
was crowded with delegates, and the
diners were talking loudly 50 they
might hear and be heard. At one ia
BILE sat beautiful woman and her es-
cort and at the next table a number
Of New York men.
Suddenly the orchestra stopped
bing!-and a New York mans voice
rang out: by George. that's a good
looking woman! I'd like to meet her
The man at the next table. who was
with the lady. came over. tapped the
New Yorker on the shoulder and said
frigidly. "Sir. that lady is my wife-'
Shaker said the New York man
"I'm glad to meet you. You certainly
are a good picker"
And hostilities were averted.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

There will be a meeting of the
board" said the preacher. "at the con-
elusion Of this service" So the oficial
brethren Of the church gathered
around the pastor after the benedic.
ton was pronounced. Among them
was a stranger, whom II was neces-
sary as delicately n possible to re
mind that his presence was not need
ed
Il beg your pardon" said the stran-
ger. Il understood this was to be q
meeting Of the bored, Of which claim
to be one"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
Turn About.

The president Of a western universi-
ty relates how on one occasion. when a
certain we'll known educator was dean
Of that institution, grave complaints
against the college cook were brought
to him by one Of the undergraduates.
whereupon the dean summoned the
delinquent, duly lectured him upon his
shortcomings and, in short, threatened
him with dismissal unless conditions
were bettered.
GOOD gracious SIR" exclaimed the
cook. you oughtn't to place too much
importance on what the young men
tell you about my meals. Why. sir.
they come to me in just the same way
and complain about your lectures"'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

Attend First NJ. E. church market a
Peter Johnson's, Saturday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
Happiness.

II thou workest at that which Is be.
fore thee. following right reason serl.
ously. vigorously, calmly. without nj.
lowing anything else to distract thee
but keeping thy divine part pure II
thou should be bound to give 1t back
immediately-if thou holdest to this
expecting nothing, fearing nothing. but
satisfied with thy present activity &C
cording to nature and with heroic
truth in every word and sound which
thou interest. thou wilt live happy
And there is no man who is able Il
prevent this.-Marcus Aurelius.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

Gold Medal Flour leads them On.
0CaU111
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

Is she wearin: black for her last
husbandr"
NO: for her next. She locks stuu-
ming In it."-New York Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

Pre-, positively tree 500 box Of Kelioss's
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olay snclosin. roc Ia silver or stamps as an
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80 poe1aes prepaid. Z. !. KELLOGG. 30
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30

Almost Q Creation.
During Governor Rollins administra-
ton . representative Of the legislature
Of New Hampshire from one OF the ru-
raj districts In the northern section Of
the state was presented to the gov
ernor for the first time. Being some
what unfa miliar with 'statchouse eti-
quette." he addressed his excellency
al most high"
The governor informed the gentle
man from the rural district that there
was but one most high. he who had
made everything from nothing"
well, governor" replied the country
legislator, IN give you credit for
making q justice Of the peace out Of .
man up in my town that Is about as
near to nothing as ever walked on two
legs"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
A BELATED APOLOGY.
Il Cams After the Positive Man Die.
eevered His Mistake.

Il Cams After the Positive Man Dis.
eevsrsd His Mistake.
An Irish officer who had served In
Malta was one day at public dinner
Expatiating on the luxurious living at
Malta. he spoke particularly of the ex-
ceIlent quality Of the anchovies. He
had never seen any like them any
where else. He told Of a grove Of
them which he had seen growing In
the governors garden upon the es.
planade.
A gentleman present disputed the
statement that anchovies grew on
trees The Irishman reafirmed II
most emphatically. The wine was
lenge was given and accepted.
On the following day the parties
met, attended by their seconds. At
the first IRE the Irishman's shot took
effect In his opponents thigh. the ball
hitting the bone and causing such a
shock that the latter fell upon his
back and in such pain that he kicked
his heels vigorously.
81 faith. major" said our hero's
second. you've hit your man. but !
think not dangerously, for see what
lively capers he is cutting"
"Capers! Capers-' exclaimed the
Irishman, with a start "Oh. by the
powers, what have done? Bad luck
to me forever for such a dreadful mis-.
take" And, Fastening to the side Of
his antagonist, who had been raised
to n sitting posture. he grasped his
hand, gushing forth as he did so: My
dear friend, hope you're not killed
And IL I've harmed you seriously I'll
ask your pardon forever. for I made
a murderin' mistake! 1t was caperl
that saw growing upon that tree n
Malta and not anchovies at air.
Why. Indeed?
Fat and Mike enlisted in the British
army. After their first drill the cap
tain, thinking the circumstances oppor
tune for little lecture on patriotism
demanded eloQucntly, Soldiers, why
should a man die for his king and
country
THIS struck Pat as a proper question
Turning to Mike. he said: Faith
Moikc, the captain is roight! Who'll"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-07-30
THE SCRAP BOOK

the sister.
Yes, indeed" answered Mrs. Ptke.
when one Of his man does good work
he Is quick to say %. Night after
night, after he has been late at the
once, I hear him murmuring In his
sleep. That's good: that's sood: And
he always reluctantly confesses that
he was dreaming about the good work
the men are doing at the once. Oh.
I'm 50 glad"
The Aim Of Life.
We live In deeds not years; in thoughts.
not bVeaths
In feelings. not In figures on . dial.
We should count time by heart throoo.
He most HIVES
Who thinAs most. feels the noolest. acts
the best,
And he whose heart beats quickest lives
tho longest
Lives In one hour more than in years do
some
Whose fat blood sleeps as II slips along
their veins.
Life is but . means unto an end. that
end
Beginning. mean and end to all thing
God.
The dead have all the glory Of the world.
Philip James Bailey.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05
Splendid Church to Be Dedicated Next Sunday

rolling partitions and the serving r1nm.
There are Also two pariurs on every Gour.
one eacn f1r women and men. mixing
a uurII N six in the building IN the
basement are also the r10ms % ne used
BY tine Methodist Brotheriuud anu sew
eFaI sturIEs ruums.
In n0deru appliances sle sr-ucrIrs is M
rn-iaua i'm every respect Tt lB haHtsd
by steam and frosted electric Ifgnr ginnes
are used throughout flr ignnnG The
building will be lieHned by a surruu
GieHnfnE plant. huilr IN the structure. wtiGh
dues away Win the sweeping and. dust
evil great arusuuuu has been paid 90 proper
ventilation and wiri -re APPARATUS nov
Installed a sumuferH ehHnRa &c an through
aur tia entire church can be nad ever
quarter af an hnur-
In confusion fr In only iIsJ 90 make
menuun &C the abie manner in which the
d sssnr 1asJur Rev T. H. GriRsbv has
conducted the Affairs OF che arVaniza1nm
During mis- pasulrara The membership has
been Increased by 80 members and dur
ING enc past two years more than BGH5
has been raised flr purposes aursif# 1f
rna local church building flmd whirh hAB
been raised CO. over sU.H0 also. Tn 10 dIs
20 the energy and p-erserveranca 1f uIe
pastor Iud me prominent men m Lha
ahtrgh -asHaciHusd win him char T has
been possible 90 pur 40 LliH Erand sU-uC-
uus Tor the worship OF God
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

the institution from which tile degree vas
reraiWsd, the data and piHce IL irs re-
seipr and the reH8una therefor
This VIII simplify Matters very ma
1ariHIlv for the brethren. re a presohsr
having the charmed symbniH snail hHvs
reviewed them from a German university
We sl1gu-d know l. and be IN a pnHitinu
90 shuw him the gbeiHancs diIa him. We
could chen address, him az Doe tor with
uha proper infection an the sYilabIss.
Whereas. II a man has mis- degree f-umr
AN unknown or lnfsriur INSTITUTION. w
can pass him on the street With a cal DC
Helln. Doc" and cue IL shurt
THUS NAV we say ID Gur posusritV;
Lives uE Wrear men all remind ua
We can make 0Irr lives sublime.
And departing leave henind us
ID. DIS IN the sands uf time.
IU was ordered rsrerred ul the conn
mir1ae an conferences reiauonH -Chirago
Inter OCelu.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

anu ane-haIr tons. and capped win Honic
capitals.
Lincoln Picture In Daus.
The big dune forms the ceiling Cor rIie
mnin auditorium. tuH ughr from ahove
falling upm The art glass dums, produces
a VERY beautiful fleet shuving a fine
msdhIiun purt-at lt Abraham Lincoln. The
dume Is supported BY eight immense
sGagiiola columns which are said 70 be
me finest and MOST beautiful 1f their Rdnd
i'm r1a west rhs art glass winduws are
worthy of special nnuce FOR although Lney
are smaller uhan some rlev are being
praised highly by u1ose whu see t1em-
each has a special emblem. The pine organ
is the finest IN Lincoln ami has the LATEST
centuries 0c organ arcntrscrurs and com
v~eniences. among These being che schn
organ. vhich h -apsrauad num The main
keyboard. although Diassf I'M a separate
runm. and tie chimes; -ie organ has n
sevsn-Deth1I movement and a uurll NJ more
uian Laos pipes.
The RUM 10 me west ~ the main
Auditorium Ia m be- ased for sunday
schuni purposes and has a largo gallery
similar 90 t1ar m che Auditorium. sE-
espr aaC r IL uv-iiat ura .nfividIaI anm-
Darrmenrs lnr mdaV sehuuE classes
EItaheu TIA Haasmemf-
IN t1s basement ara Uae Ercnen win
a large range me large dining room With
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

MaHERON BLOCK AT PENDER
school districts existed nc he time OF or
ra~nizanun. MS. GETTY VI Drury was t1e
first cuuutv experimentation The reser-
raduns we're sparyeiy settled hence when
sgluui disrrrctg we're organized rlelr Ftze
was enormous i'm order u1 cake In enough
raxahie personal property TO suppuru a
short term % scuuuL Dtsu-tUus Nos g
ami we're sach -Four by ten miles
The 4rarriun DC scn1nT houses was a
problem. In many DISTRICTS Lie DHrrunH
Dur in from s1o co SIS such and Dur M a
house t8E2E witch ~siingies rlut ami s1iu-
lap floor The wtnduws AMI tours we're
wirl1ouC castings and the muse WIS neither
sided nor Djusraradt bur .r Wis sueHiuieur
10 hold scl0oi during the -DrinE and f11
months. Later with recaipus from dances
amt basket sucials rtev completed the
building. Furniture and buuks were
buught anu reachers hired by issuing war
canrs gu "a fund that often never existed
hence the obligations ware tebts 1f hunur,
but none have ever been r-HpudIHtad amt
ueuriT all have been paid off. ragsrner
with tile accumulated interest
In 1900 a movement vas mHde % have
the Indians arrand the district suluois.
the zuveruinenE paying $40 per pupil FOR
each sixty days 1f aGrIal -acrandInCe.
This WIS a bunn 10 some districts. wlicit
by siullflI management we're now Enabled
10 have from SIX ca nine months school
aaCir year For twenty years. or mora the
government maintained buarting scnuuiH
Eur the Indian children. A civilizHrs or
sducanurs these schools ware never a pav-
ing pruDusiri0u Rsuliziug this Uncle sam
has discontinued them. and the trust fInt
1r each rrtbe Ia EIj,1aB To the goud each
year IN account OF IT, The county now
has tweuEy-ssvsn school districts wirll
from one co fur 4cnuui houses IN each
DISTRICT.
Fender, the cnunCy'8 capital is located
On a beaIr1Gli plateau, west Of the l0velY
Logan. and has exCHIient drainage IN
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

me last fifty years. While al tina Lrrange-
nents have not been gumpietad get. il is
believed thai sum Al instrument can be
supplied u8 Iarga subscribers a. virtually
no extra expense. while IL viii be puHsibie
for small subEcribers IN have tt II a-reIa-
lively low cost.
This charge for such a writing machine
with a direct telegraph Gunnecr.on viii 1ut
probably IN any case exgssd Ga In cases
where f-1m zoo TO 40 messages ars sent
each day there viii be M extra expense
w1arHver one result aE Lila Improvement
viii be 10 Drnvida al ualephnne su1gCri1ers
wlrl1 almost instantaneous telegraph SIR
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

Dany. This viii virtually nuke a usiegraph
Office Gut OF svsry ualepilune suatign amt
will ddd enormously 90 the EaeiliusH If tho
telegraph companies.
While lr viii u4ka SONS months fur the
laiaDhune camuHnY to work out this ar
rEnRemenL. rsiabas ths New York Post. the
parsons IN authority said thar lt would be
only a short time before sucI a deviGe
would be plHced ar the OF all tne
large business houses Of the United Suauas.
In the opinion Of those VIM have studied
the rIauGn thoroughly. this Improvement
viii be The most Important made in the
telegraph BsrvtGs ac the Cnitsd Staues Eur
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05

Vice. and there IS no duubr mat il viii
Divert 10 the Telegraph cumpHIy a large
vulums df the business tlHt Is INV hun
dlef at muCh larger expense over The lung
distance Calephone system.
In tiis way, the AmsricHH Telephone ami
Telegraph company VIII ultimately De Die
TO urilizs iEI fiIl wire service at all dimes
and keep the iouE-disranCg wires occupied
in thu purrtuu AZ ne fay when r1ey ara a.
present largely gut % Service. One very
lmpurrIHu development which is aiHu sE-
pectsd 20 elIuwing the WORKING uur uf the
alliance between the tsieuhuue company And
the usiegraBh company IS the uluimars ra-
hIctuu in tile expense u sending a teie-
graph Message
one OF the highest OFFICERS uf the taie-
phone cumpany said today mar ne osiisved
it would be ooaHinle ~ accept mesHagas IN
the basis OF a 8-cenn charge for a tihreen-
word message. instead of A ceu-wurd mes
sage.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-05
DOCTORS or DIVINITY
A GentEe on tor Brethren
HeurtnR the Charmed
sVmbuTH.

Genr Rock River buII conferences ar R0Cit-
ford dGcurrssI when DR. C-avunn Yo1lKer
arose and Introduced "A resolution rasUect-
ing the academic degrees held by the
preachers.
L mnue. NJ President. aid Dr. You
Ter. Tint tre secretary be instructed o.
enter upon the minutes Hf the Conference
the name of everv preacher having %
after his name. There seems 11 be A
grsar uuInbsr lr them here. To fact.
nearly everyone seems un have them The
secrsulrv viii also enter after each name