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managing to rcprrss the exclamation
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almost hidden by the clothes which
were piled upon her in twisted heaps.
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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-22

". '''' t't "HI "..a''t ana Ut B lIt
"'v to dig # ont and" he adl,l.
."." and Significantly. ewing Mrs
...I...s. I'm agOl' .a dig Il ONT"
"Dr Flrui,all" said Mr. PhiIr.'s.
! requested YOU TO call here IN order
'nu ! might ask you TO find the real
u.wiual IN this awlul case. and thus
protect W" from the police. who are
doing all in their power to make ms
house notorious aud mix me MP I'm .lrs
auaIlW crime. That sergeant has
acquired giudgc AGAINST me for sem,
reason or other See the crowd ut
ms door owing to the publicity ne
uas given the affair And ibis officer
g.sb' here in my own hall, It is
-auduious.'
The sergeant is merely doing Mis-
duty us he s'.s TO-" the doctor RESPOND.
"a You contradictory evidence jus
unas him in his action"
.Iut how could be- sure whether or
not IL WAS q woman IN the uncertain
l.sAt' I said In the first place that
Do was man because the idea OF Il
Woman doina such thing never en-.
tered my head Even now 1t seem,
u"'pua cruus TOOK It for granted
that 30 was man Bu, the instant
un" Of my buard"rs testified shat n"
SO" woman come W. The steps the
'"oirN' of that woman who called on
Mr. Truro occurred 10 me. and hest.
'H'nd Their interview Was go strange
! h"cam" less sure that the person
/ saw was man. Indeed II | could
only have had tmo to choose my
words In the first place | should have
said person not man. and not
woman That would have been the
real truth"
This woman, YOU say, visited Mr..
Truro. Was Mrs Truro away"
She was In the kitchen with me.
doing some ironing. She knew the
lady was there, 1ut seemed to wish
not 20 meet her. think that, knowing
sh" was coming. she made an excuse
10 90 down stairs In order TO avoid
bier"
She said nothing about her."
No, | judge from her actions. She
was very sweet and gentle. and am
sure would never say anything against
a person, no matter how much she
should dislike him But she would
not return 10 her room until this
woman had gone away. could not
help sUspcctiug hat she was some girl
Mr Truro had liked bofor" he met his
vile something OF that sort. And she
was jealous. thought how foolish
sh" must be 20 feel that way, he SO
plainly loved her with all his heart.
But as ! came mp the back stairs |
saw In the mirror. their door being
open that this woman was in his arms
weeping as they stood near the cen.
ter OF the room, and he was soothing
her was as'oundcd \ roll Of
money lay on the table, whore 1t did
not lie a few minutes later when she
had gone and Mr. Truro had come to
the head OF the stairs to call his wife. t.
SO ! could only suppose she took It
when she went lie was giving her /.
money Mr. and Mrs. Truro loved .
each other to the point OF worship II .
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
Big Offer.

W. L. Wilmer & Co., Of Kansas
City, seem determined to get the
"Dr. Henderson," ad into the REpUB-
LIcAN, as we have the third offer, and
at increased price. Just think Of it!
a seven inch ad for $1,000 per year,
payable in type, etc. We cannot run
it for three reasons. First, we would
not run such an ad at any price.
Second, the price is less than half our
rates, and when we have space to
give away will use it to boom YER
sailles and Morgan county. Third,
we no longer take our pay in End or
third grade type and other supplies,
but require cash, SO our esteemed
CD contemporary can have a mono
ply of this sort of business at the
price and pay. The truth Of the
matter is in regard to all foreign adj
'vertising hat Versailles is large
enough, and her business men should
be enterprising enough to keep the
advertising columns of all her papers
literally supplied with home ads at
fair prices, tor advertising is the
foundation rock upon which news
paper success is built.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI
COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE WINS
THE HIGHEST AWARD AT THE
MISSOURI STATE FAIR.

The College of Agriculture last week at
Tie Missouri State Fair won the best
fat stock prize Of the entire show. The
Grand Championship prize awarded to
the best animal OF any aye or breed was
given to the College Of Agriculture on
Herbert" the pure bred two.year old
steer feed by the College.
In addition to this grand prize the Col.
iege won FIVE cham p'onship prizes. seven
first prizes, two second, and two third
prizes on fat cattle alone. All of these
prize winning animals will be returned
to the College and will be used for live
stock instruction in the Short Winter
Course which begins November 6rst.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

IT seems that the Versailles Street
Fair Committee had . surplus this
year, as we understand they donated
500 to the .'Bladder" to help
make up its loss on that "bum' job
of the fair program. II they paid
anything for the job to start with they
paid too much, and il they a dump
another $40 into the hole rs evidence
that they have money to throw at the
birds. We are glad they did so well,
for according to the rule of this day
and time, a financial success is all
that is necessary.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
Money Comes In Bunches.

to A. A. Chisholm, of Treadwcll, N. Y.
nov His reason is we'll worth reading:
For a long time l suffered from indi-
gestion, torpid liver, constipation, ner.
v%ousness, and general debility" he
writes II couldn't sleep, had no appe
title, nor ambition, grew weak every day
in spite of all medical treatment, Then
used Electric Bitters. Twelve bottles
restored all my old-tiuie health and Wig.
or. Now I can attend to business every
day. It's a wonderful medicine" In.
fallible for Stomach, Liver, Kidneys,
Blood and Nerves. soc. ct Muutzel
Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
It's q Top Notch Doer,

Great deeds compel regard. The
world OWL its doors, That's why the
American people have crowned DR..
Kings New Discovery the King Of
Throat and Lung yemedies. Every atom,
is health force. 1t kills germs, and
colds and hgrippe vanish. 1t heals
coush-racked membranes and coughing
stops. Sore. inGansed bronchial tubes
and lungs n cured and ~hemorrhages
cease. Dr.. Geo. More, Black Jack, N.
c., writes ait cured me Of lung trouble.
pronounced hopeless by all Doctors
5Oc, $3.50. Trial bottle free. Guaxan-
teed by Muntz=l Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
MASONRY IN THE CIVIL WAR.
q Missouri Man Relates the Expert
ence Of His Father as a Union
Soldier.

Mr.. +. f. Williams of Kirkwood,
Mo-, a suburb of St. Louis, who is
one of the trusted employees of the
Missouri Pacific Railroad, a passen-
ger conductor, stopped off in WASH
ington the other day, en- route from
the East to Columbus, o., where be
was about to visit his daughter.
While here Mr.. Williams hobnobbed
with a few of his friends OF the Ma
sonic order, and to them he related
one of those remarkable stories of the
Civil War which demonstrate how
seriously Masonry was regarded in
those days and which furnished a
chapter calculated to awaken the in
tcrcst and enthusiasm of members of
the fraternity the country over. This
is the story he told: 81 have just
been on a visit to my father, l.. ].
Williams, whose home is in Harvard,
n. Y. My father served in the civil
war as a member of the I44th n. Y.
Volunteers. He is a member of the
townsville Iilue Lodge No. 464.
When the wal broke out the entered
apprentice and fellowcraft degrees
had been conferred on him in New
York. He went out in defense of his
country, without having been raised
to the degree of Master Mason. 1t
was his misfortune to be taken a pris-
one Of war while at or near Savannah.
While he lay in the Southern prison,
he communicated with some of his
friends in the North. His lodge in
New York, through the proper offci-
Gals, got in touch with Zerubbabel
Lodge in Savannah, and made the re-
quest that the Savannah Lodge,
a. a favor to the brethren of the
North, confer the third degree on the
tcllowcraft brother, l.. J. Williams.
One night my father was taken from
his prison and conducted to the Sa-
.annah Lodge room. 1t was a re-
markable occasion. He wore his
h~edraggled blue uniform, token of
his sympathy with the cause of the
North. He was surrounded by men
who wore the gray. All the chairs
were occupied by Confederate Off
GERS. They were on opposite sides
in a struggle to the death, but they
were brethren. Then and there he
was raised to the sublime degree of a
Master Mason, and acclaimed a friend
and brother by his enemies. Bnt the
more significant feature of the story
was yet to follow. For, on the same
night my father escaped from his
prison and rejoined his comrades of
the North. | have visited Savannah
since then and | looked up the rec
ords of his raising. In red ink, on
the same page that records the fact
that the degree was there conferred.
is the brief annexation: On this night
Brother Williams escaped from pris-
on have talked with my father
about the matter a number of times.
When asked about his escape he al
ways smiles peculiarly. .'You may
put it down as an escape he told
me, but it wasn't an escape, strictly
-oeaking. For on that night some
came to my prison. They pu,
" a boat and carried mt off some
IA zee. Then they deposited me
\ val soil between the lines.
ky 4.~and M way back to
4
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
H. G. CHALFANT, Agent,
Rock Island Lines,
VERSAILLES, MO.
Cold Weather Advice

to all is to beware Of coughs and colds
on the chest; as neglected they reality
lead to pneumonia, consumption or other
pulmonary troubles. Just rs soon as the.
cough appears treat il with iiallard's
Ho,ehound Syrup. the standard cure of
America. Use as directed-perf-ctly
harmless. A cure and preventive for a I
diseases of the lungs. Price 25c, Soc and
81 90 per bottle. Sold by Globe Drug
Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
A Banquet

spread before you would do you no good
if you couldn't eat. What good can food
do a child when as soon as il enters it's
stomach it is eaten by worms. That's.
the reason your baby is ailing, cross.
pasty faced and thin. Give it Whites
Cream Ver,nifuge. 1t will expel the
worms and act as a tonic for the child.
Sold by Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
The Bedrock Of Success.

lies in a keen. clear brain, backed by in
domitable will and resistless energy.
Such power comes from the splendid
health that DR.. Kings New Life Pills
impart. They vitalize every organ and
build up brain and body. ]. A. Har-
mon, Lizen,ore, w. Va, writes: "They
are the hest pills l ever used.@ csc at
,Muntzel Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
Slightly Colder With Snow.

When you see that kind of a weather
forecast vow know that rheumatism
weather H. at hand. Get ready for il now
by getting bottle Of Billiards. Snow
Liniment. Finest thing made for rheu-
ma,ism. chilblains, frost bite, sore and
stiff joints and muscles, all aches and
pains. s5c, Soc and Si.o0 a bottle. Sold
BY Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

my friends. Who my rescuers were
I have never learned. It is their
own secret, and it has never been
disclosed. But in my own mind, l
know exactly to what I may attribute
the ''escape'' in question. Times
Star,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Zone of the most interesting features OF
the Industrial Parade at St. Louis, Cen.
tennial Week, was Il reproduction Of one
of the Mail Cars operated on the Missouri
Pacific Fast Mail between. St. Louis and
Kansas City. This is the third largest mail
train in the United States, the larger ones
being the Lake Shore Mail between Chi.
cago and New York and the Pennsylvania
between ST. Louis and New York. The
Missouri paciic-Iron Mountain Is the
only road operating two fast mail trains
out of St. Louis, its second train being
Iron Mountain No. 7 for Arkansas, Texas
and Mexico. The Mail Car as it appeared
in the parade was equipped with all ia
cili,ies for handling mail and a force Of
mail clerks received letters and distribut.
ell souvenir cards and booklets in the
crowds"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
A Shaking ID

may all be very we'll 50 far as the trusts
are concerned, but not when it comes to
chills and fever aud malaria. Quit the
q~uinile aud take a real cure-Ballard's
Herbine. Contains NO harmful drugs
and is as certain as taxes. If it doesn't
cure, you get your money back. Sold
by Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Instead Of making a fool Of a man, a
woman furnishes the opportunity-and
let's him do the rest.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Young man. beware Of the peach who Is
the apple Of your eye. She may prove to
be a lemon.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
Removal Notice.

HALLS TEXAS WONDER will re-
move Kidney, Bladder, and Rheumatic
trouble. 81. % bottle contains % da,
treatment. and seldom one bottle fails to.
cure. Sold by druggists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
S. TO SIS SAVED.

We sell one way Colonist
Tickets daily, Sept. 18th to
Oct. 18th, 1909, to points in
California. Oregon, Wash
ington, British Columbia,
Alberta, Montana, Idaho.
Utah. Nevada. Arizona, New
and Old Mexico.
Liberal stopovers allowed.
Tourist sleepers to Los An
ge.es ana San Francisco
without change.
For Particulars call on or
address
j. w. MCCAIN.
P. & T. A. Sedalia, Mo.
Z. c. MORGAN,
T. A. Versailles, Mo.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
Was It Morgan County?

A county superintendent in a
neighboring county asked every teach
er at the county institute who took
their local or county paper to hold up
their hands and only six responded.
The superintendent expressed great
surprise and said: '.You don't
spend a dollar a year with those pa
pcrs, yet you expect them to print
free of charge notices of all institutes,
insert long programs, expect them to
advertise you, thus assisting you to
climb the ladder to better positions
and better salaries, without a cent in
return. "--Mifler County Au,ogram.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Money talks, and a penny makes more
noise on a contribution plate than a 81
bill.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Many a yonr,g man starts in to work
fred with a noble a~nbition-then the
ambition ev aporates and he gets fred.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Many a poor man doesn't get half &
chance after acquiring a better half.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
FrIehtfuI Fate Averted.

~ would have been a cripple fos life,
from a terrible cut on my knee cap"
writes Frank Disberry. Kelliher. MINI.
without Bucklen's Arnica Salve, which
soon cured me-" Infallible for wounds,
cuts and bruises, il soon cures Burns,
Scalds. Old Sores. Boils, Skin Erup,ions.
Worlds best for Piles. 25c. at Muntzel
Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

A loafer may make u hit with some
people, hut he doesn't get paid for it.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21

Trying to please people is a matter o
business with All office seeker.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1909-10-21
Advertising Rates.

Display advertising, by the year. to average
four inches or more, SIC. PEI inch each issue.
Professional cards, one inch, So cents per
month; two inches, Is cents per month.
I.ocais-fve lines, OF o~er. S cents per line for
Grs' insertion; nc. per line for each subsequent
Insertion. Iii black type 10 cents per line for
first insertion, S cents per line for each subse-
qleut insertion.
legal advertising at legal rates.
opecial rates on page advertisements.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1909-09-25
Psychology of Dreams.

Dreams 50 by coutrnrles. but they
nearly always aCrco with what We
eat birmingham Age.llerald.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1909-09-25

In ans rer to a question from b
reader a. to which is the best n.
around led or chickens for laying
and mar et the Poultry Advocate
says: Tile general purpose breeds are
the Plymouth Rocks, Wyandottes and
Rhode Island Reds If you handle
them properly lou WIN certainly be
pleased with Luy one Of them. The
Plymouth Rocks stand at the head az
4 fancicr's fowl, with the Wyandottes
q close second. 1t does not matter
which variety OF these breeds you
choose, as that Is only matter Of
eatherS."
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1909-09-25

~ natter or the ,statcofi
CHI. tapforW Miller deceased. :, prot,,
lt.. * me riDs ol superior in
Do.ras County Wjacoualn.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1909-09-25
Notice to c editors

stalr.of Wiacpnsin.I
D,uga5 ColutyN
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-01-21
Il Prison PHILOSOPHER.

EDO you see that man standing over there with
a frown OH his face and wrinked brow? Well, he is
always in trouble and all his troubles due to his
indiscreet criticisms Of the institution officers and
of his fellow prisoners. If he would stop wagging
his tongue, why his troubles would nearly all dis
appear" We listened further to the remarks Of our
philosophical mentor and the more we listened the
more firmly we were convinced that his reasoning
was sound.
"Indiscreet criticisms" continued the philoso-
pher Gravel almost as rapidly SANDER does.
Such talk causes one to drift into more trouble
than anything l know of. When it gets around to
the right man. it not natural for him to resent it
Certainly it is. So l repeat, if We wish to avoid
most of our little worries need only abstain from
making rash, i-advised statements of Others"
The foregoing is good doctrine, and it would do
no harm to give it storage room in our wisdom box.
To be continually finding fault with neighbors
or our friends is poor policy, especially when such
fault.inding Is centered insignificant things and
which accomplish no benefit to anyone When you
hear man criticising others in uncuous tones. you
can depend on it that he will have more trouble
on his hands than he will know what to do with
Furthermore in nine cases out of ten he will get the
worst of the bargain.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-01-21

The tumbebug politician always lights
Above with ugly temper should never
quire a beautiful Jag
When student graduates from this school Of detention should
do his level best to cut out the mountain dew
If given the ballot and for Office the peked
will do tall scratching when they the voting BOOTH
President Roosevelt changed his mind
the equal suffrage question He probably painted mental
of a Hinky Dnk in petticoas
The burglar who will have face the Judge of judges charged
with blowing open safe will stand good better
than the hypoe charged with opening fake meetings.
would be willing Jack johnson great deal less
fifty thousand dollars think could put
land of nod In fact he good sound sleep doubtful
II could hit him hard enough to wake him up.
week licked his milk He that it
he will borrow the doctors stomach and
cat whom he suspects of tapping up his cream
big longshorman New Orleans by the of Tim OKeee
has challenged rough tumble fight Tim
ham and when unloading vessel he three
hundred pound bale of cotton for shoulder pad