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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
SCAN.
LEAGUE Meeting
RESOLUTIONS ADOPTED sY THE
SCANDINAVIAN REPUBLICAN,
LEAGUE sETs FORTH IT'S BE-
LlEFs AT MEETING AT GRAND
FoRKs-FARGoANs BACK.

Judge Edward Engerud and II. Fl.
Aaker returned last night from Grand
Forks where they attended meeting
OF the Scandinavian Repulbical league
Of North Dakota, which was held there
yesterday. Some thirty Scandinayians
from various parts OF the state were
present Fargo being represented by
Judge Edward Engerud, I'll. III. Aal1er
and A. A. Trovaten.
Judge Engerud was q member OF the
resolution committee which made the
following report outlining the policy
OF the league as a part Of the republi-
can party OF this state.
I'VE again reaffirm our allegiance
to the true principle Of republicanism
as expressed by such party leaders as
Lincoln, Blaine, Garfield, Mckinley
and Roosevelt.
I'VE reaffirm our belief In the prin-
cipIes OF the initiative and referen-
dunn.
THE republican party has always
stood for tariff equal to the differ
ence in the cost OF production abroad
and at home, but what that difference
Ia can never be fully and intelligently
| determined except by means Of tar
| iff commission charged with the duty
| OF investigating this subject and fur
nishing reliable information to con-
gress and the people, and we there
fore favor the creation of such a
/ tariff commission with ample powers.
1--WE favor the Roosevelt Taft policy
/, of placing the corporation under prop
1 E,&
| I'VE favor an amendment to the
federal constitution making possible
| the enactment of an income tax law.
/ I'VE favor a system Of postal saw
| ings banks and commend President
! Taft for the position he has taken on
| this subject.
4 1--WE favor the Roosevelt plan OF
conserving our natural resources such
as land, timber, coal and particularly
water. First for the reclamation OF
arid lands and secondly for power
purposes.
I'VE favor an amendment II the
federal constitution providing for the
direct election Of United States sena-
tors by the people.
A fair and equitable system of taxa
ton being essential to the welfare ant
prosperity Of the state. We urge tina
the legislature at it's next session
, should take steps to establish a per
manent non-partisan and expert tai
commission, whose duty II shall be Il
investigate conditions, Recommend
changes Of law and administer thu
taxing machinery of the state.
I'VE congratulate the state upon thu
adoption of the primary election Law
designed to prevent the imprope
manipulation Of our politics by poll
teal machines. We recognize, how
ever, that the legislation on direc
: nominations being In it's infancy Is a
, yet very imperfect, which, imperfec
/ tions ought to receive the careful
: consideration OF the Legislature w
particularly urge legislation whic
will:
"(a) Make 1T less expensive 10
the candidates.
"(b) Provide for q first and sec
ond choice, so as to minimize the OBJ
, Jections to minority nominations.
"(cl Provide for such a contingen
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
Coming Events
Thursday, Nov. 10.

Thursday, Nov. t.
Chicken Pie supper by Ladies Aid
of Broadway M. E. church.
Friday, Nov. 10.
Red River Valley Congregational
club dinner at the Gardner.
Mass meeting, associated charities
at Commercial club.
Wednesday, Nov. "a.
Switchmens dance at knights Of
Columbus hall.
suesda., Nov. 80.
Mime. sembrich and artists at Grand
Thursday, Dec. 2.
North Dakota Society Arts and
Crafts exhibition will ouen.
Sunday, Dec. s.
Elxs annual memorial service, at
Ellks' lodge room.
Saturday, Dec. Is.
Commissioner Cadman at Salvation
Army.
Sunday, Dec. 10.
Commissioner Cadman at Salvation
Army.
Tuesday, Jan. 1s.
Trf-State Convention.
North Dakota Kennel association
show.
north Dakota Poultry show.
North Dakota Corn show.
Wednesday, Jan. IL
Tri-State convention.
North Dakota Kennel association
show.
MOI tn Dakota Poultry show.
North Dakota Corn show.
Thursday, Jan. 20.
Tri-State convention.
North Dakota Kennel association
sh1w.
North Dakota Poultry show.
North Dakota Corn show,
Friday, Jan. Fl.
Tri-State convention.
North Dakota Poultry show.
North Dakota Corn show.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
FREE SPEECH MEETING
j. n. Duggan of Spokane Will Speak
Here on the Free Speech Troubles
In Spokane.

j. H. Duggan of Spokane, one OF the
men who was incarcerated during the
free speech troubles which are still ON
in that city, will speak at the public
library at o'clock on Saturday even
ing. The meeting viii be in the ma
ture OF q mass meeting to protest
against the methods employed by the
Spokane city authorities in the free
speech war.
Mr.. Duggan lectured at Billings,
Helena and Butte on his way east. He
spoke at Minneapolis on Tuesday and
Will deliver addresses In Chicago today
and tomorrow. The address at the
Library Saturday IL free to all inter-
ested In the western troubles.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
People of Note

J. M. Humnel was "a Darcy visitor
in Fargo today.
VIM. c. Muri was in town today
from Hunter.
Chas. S. Ego and VIM. o. Cole, both
of Lisbon, were visiting here today.
Sol. L. seigelbaum returned yester-
day from four days stay at Aber-
deem.
w. P. Baldwin was over from Cas-
selton today as a guest at the Wal
dorf.
Deputy sherif j. c. Ross Of Cas-
selton was in the city today n
business.
Mr.. and AIRS. Chas. -rnold of Or
tonville, Mimi, were visiting in the
city today.
Elmer B. Mccartney of Cakes was
among the arrivals at the Gardner
last evening.
Mrs. r. A Conover and Mrs. Neal
Wassem have departed for Minneapo-
LIS and st. Paul.
H l. Carpenter of Fergus Falls
was q business visitor In Fargo last
evening and today.
w. r. Drager OF SCOTS Mills, Ore.
is in the city, guest at the home of
/. d. Worden for few days.
Geo. M. Young Of Hettinger was
among the arrivals in the city today.
He registered at the Metropole.
III. o. Lefbo of Elliott N. D., was
transacting business in the metropolis
last evening and this morning.
MIR. and Mrs. A. C. Parker Of La
Moure were among the visitors in the
city last evening and this morning.
]. M. Lee. a prominent resident Of
Aneta, arrived in the city last eve
ming and spent today here on bust
ness.
o. w. Hangen, Olaf Bjorixe and MT
Cameron of Abercrombie were in towr
last night en- route home from Crane
Forks.
Mrs. Geo. r. Nelson left yesterda,
afternoon cor Grand Forks to attent
the Maud Powell concert. While ther'
she will be the guest Of Mrs. A. Eg
gers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
Business Jots
Cook paints signs. Phone s26.

Cook paints signs. Phone s26.
rirls and Boys Clancy
Everhart Candy Co.
DR.. J. L. Savage, surgeon and phy-
stefan. so6 Front street.
A. n. McPhail, flrsv class horse
sheer. lot Fifth street north.
Or. b. w. handler, genrHst. Port
Huron building, No. Broadway.
Furnished rooms by day, week or
month. Tweeden block, ~. P. avenue.
we do all kinds or goou printing.
Phone 1164-L. Ulsalxer Bros. 207 Bdw.
The Forum does no Job printing.
Send your next order to Hannaher q
Echannach at 625 N. p. avenue. Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
ENROLLED.

Messrs. N. Nelson, c. Simonson. A.
J. weinberg, o. Raaen and r. z. Ham
SON took up school work at Aaker's
Business college this morning. Enroll
ment is at present some 10 per cent
ahead Of that for the same date a
year ago, and the Grand Forks A. y. G.
has over Is more than at tnis time
year ago. Send for catalogue to either
school.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
What's Said

Gustav Emil Elfstrom, Guard: After
the Royal Arch degree by keystone
Chapter, r. A. NJ, tomorrow evening,
a lunch will be served.
c. H. Chapman, Clerk M. w. Of A.:
All Fargo camp members are request
ed to meet Thursday evening at p.
m. at L. K. hall to attend in a body
the big class adoption and banquet to
be held by the Moorhead camp at
Fraternity hall to which we are ex-
tended a very cordial and pressing in
vftation.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
Marriage licenses.

Two marriage licenses were issued
from the county court yesterday af-
ternoon by Judge "A. @. Hanson to
the following couples:
Michael II. Hanley and katherine A.
Benson, both Of Page.
Halvor Quaaey and Mary G. MILLER.
both of this city.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

A land transfer. which was negoti-
ated some time ago, was recorded this
morning in which the consideration
was s55 an acre. The Opfer Invest
ment Co. sells to George Schreiner of
Lanark, county, Ill, the VIZ Of sec
ton 26, Rush river township.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
VERDICT TO PLAINTIFF
John johnson Gets Full Amount In
Damage Suit Against George
Pratt.

The Jury in the case OF John John
son against George Pratt returned a
verdict for the full amount asked by
the plaintiff, reaching an agreement
late yesterday afternoon. The plaintiff
was awarded s59.73. about the 800
which the defendant claimed was the
contract price OF the work. The It'll
cation followed the inability Of the
parties to reach q settlement on a
bin OF Johnson's for repairs on an enc
CINE Belonging to Pratt
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
Final Proof Offered.

At the United States landoff5ce this
morning, final proof was this morn
ing filed by VIM. u. Diddle VINO claims
the Sc u OF section 32-145-71, in
Stutsman county.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

Six room cottage, brick foundation.
lights and gas, trees, nice lawn, lot
150x50. Reason for selling, leaving the
town. Call 913 Fifth street north.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
CHOICE new YORK APPLES

Greetings, Baldwins. Northern
Spies, direct from East Aurora, N. Y.
Cali at Union Transfer Co.'s, Broad
way, or phone 413L l. Winship.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

Lost: English bull terrier pup. IL
months old. Pure white, answers to
name OF Bob. Finder please notify J.
p. Edwards at Forum once or phone
T76-J. Reward for return.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

Love Has Wings at Last.
Los Angeles Times: At last it has
come-an elopement in an airship. II
was for this that the world has waited
in patience for 10000, 900 years.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

HyHERE was q time
when housekeep-
- ers felt it neces-
sary to keep half q dozen
different kinds of soap
on hand.
But that was before
Ivory Soap was made.
Such a thing is no
longer necessary; or de-
sirable.
For the bath, for the
toilet, for fine laundry
purposes, Ivory Soap an
swers every requirement.
Ivory Soap
9941Oo Per Cent. Pure
- -
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
BIeached Table Damask

Use Full Bleached 70 inch Table Damask
all new patterns, Thanksgiving - 0M
sale price. - ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17
Cream Table Damask

Extra Special. pieces of 70 inch all pure
linen half bleached Table DAM TE~
ask. Thanksgiving sale price,. n ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

Geo. M. Young Of Hettinger was
among the arrivals in the city today.
He registered at the Metropole.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

S1.OO Fine BIeached Table Damask, "a
inches wide, great variety of pat - Rn
terms, Thanksgiving sale price. OOO
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

III. o. Lebo OF Elliott. N. D., was
transacting business in the metropolis
last evening and this morning.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

9f.SS extra heavy "a inch unbleached
Scotch Table Damask, beautiful 4 AZ
patterns. Thanksgiving sale price a az
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

10 per cent discount ON aHI Napkins
to match
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

$1.2S quality 20 inch fine half blcachec
German Table Damask, best ever a - n
shown. Thanksgiving sale price. MwUJ
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Parker Of La
Moure were among the visitors in the
city last evening and this morning.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-11-17

Mrs. Geo. R. Nelson left yesterday
afternoon Cor Grand Forks to attend
the Maud Powell concert While there
she will be the guest OF Mrs. A. Egg
gers.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
THE BENTLEY BABY.
.SG>&>SSCScS


In the summer of 1887 Holman
Bentley, accompanied by his wife and
child, made steamer journey on the
Upper Congo, in Africa. Sir Harry
Johnston, in his book entitled George
Grenfell and the Congo" recounts the
result of the journey and the import
ant part played by the Bentley baby.
The party went through the Bolobo
district which at that time had be-
come excessively hostile to Europeans
The temporary station of the Congo
State had been burned to the ground
the chief Ifaka, was dead, and when
the steamer Peace, bearing the Bent
leys, arrived in August, it was rough
ly ordered away. Before sheering off,
however, an idea occurred to Bentley.
Taking advantage of the steamer 8
halt, his wife and nurse were giving a
bath to the Bentley baby.
AS if by accident, the little white
child was held up in view of the angry
and excited people. Suddenly a hush
fell on the assembled throng gradual
surprise.
A few minutes afterward, in re-
sponse to urgent invitations to come
on shore, the Bentley baby in dainty
white dress, was being paraded
through the town. nursed and dandled
by warrior after warrior, till his
snowy frock was reddened with cam
wood dye or stained with greasy black
marks from those who had stained
their bodies with oil and SCOT.
Mrs. Bentley was equally an object
of interest and admiration, as she was
the first white woman who had ap-
peared in those regions. Up to that
time the white man had been looked
upon as a sort of unnatural creature,
who was not bred and born like ordi.
nary human beings, semi-supernat-
ural being without mate. The Bent
ley baby practically created the mis-
sion station of Bolobo, which has en-
dured ever since.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
The WALLPAPER Man.
Oh. I'd sing you a song Of the wa
paper man,

Oh, I'd sing you a song Of the wall
paper man,
Who's with us once again,
Who comes with the flies and who ev.
erywhere hies
With his ladders and buckets ten;
I'd sing of the ease with which bric-a a.
brac breaks
At the soft, gentle touch of his hand
I'd sing of the joy which it seems thai
he takes
In upsetting a jardiniere stand;
I'd sing how he figures the cost of
job
To a dot Except extras worth ten)
OF his tracks in the hall and paste
buckets that fall.
And the way the new rug appears
then:
Oh. I'd sing of the wonderful litter he
leaves
And the household he puts in 6
Yes. I'd sing of him now if I didn't
somehow.
Have to pass up all singing to cuss
Kansas City Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
CHEMISTRY 1900 YEARS AGO.

| Employed by Chinese in Cure OF
Disease-The Philosophers Stone.
Yu Tung kwai, a Chinese delegate
| to the chemistry congress. read an
| interesting paper before section OF
| the assembly yesterday on the chem
| ical industry of China. Alchemy, he
said, was known in China at least
200 before Christ, and China still oc-
cupied an important position in regard
to the chemical industries Of the
world
The principal object of the practice
of alchemy 4,600 years ago, he said,
was the cure of disease. Efforts we're
also made to evolve preparation
somewhat analogous to the philoso-
piers stone, the result attained being
known as gold pills.
Metallurgical work and dyeing were
known in China from time immemo-
rial, while the processes Of making
gunpowder, paper, glass and porcelain
all originated in the same country,
while it is admitted that the Chinese
of the Seventh century had clear
knowledge of oxygen.
circumstances In China" said the
lecturer, have now changed. Since
China has been known for thousands
of years to be an agricultural country
and to possess an enormous wealth Of
undeveloped minerals, attention has
naturally been directed to the study
of these two branches of applied
science.
"A board of agriculture and indus
tries has been instituted, composed of
different bureaus, each bureau manag-
ing some department, such as land
work, etc. Having it's headquarters in
Pekin, the affairs of each province are
controlled directly by provincial exec
utive committees, and shortly, 1t is
believed, government experimental sta
tions will be established. Also in
the formation of chemical societies
provincial societies have been formed,
which will constitute sectional
branches. Agricultural societies too
are being formed in good numbers, and
the last few years have witnessed the
establishment Of commercial guilds
"A characteristic feature about the
teaching system of China is that chem
istry, together with mathematics, is
a compulsory subject in the elementary
schools. This is insisted upon. not
only that the pupils mind may be
trained, but also that the young stu
dent may acquire some elementary
knowledge of natural phenomena" -
London Standard.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Australia, the land of oddities, ami
NAL, vegetable and mineral, has few
more curious creatures than the giant
cranes-often five and six feet in
height. with beautiful bluegray plu-
mage-which are called native COM
panions These huge birds mate for
life and, as mates, are singularly and
touchingly devoted to one another.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
An intermittent Memory.

A small customer appeared at the
grocery store, says writer In the
Century Magazine, and the smiling
grocer asked him what he wanted.
please, mister" said the boy, II
can't remember what ma sent me for.
but you can give me two cents worth
O. peppermint candy, cause she said
I could keep the change"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
A CURE FOR FITS
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Sssss-
Cling to Attain for Centuries

The intense interest that has been manifested
throughout the country by the wend .rful cures
that are being accomplished daily by epileptcide,
still continues. 1t is really surprisia-, the vast
number of people who have already be Al cured Of
fits and nervousness. In order the: everybody
may have chance to test the medicias lare trial
bottles valuable literature, History ef EpileIsX
and testimonials will be sent by mail absolutely
free to all who write to the DR.. May Laboratory,
5AS Pearl Street. New York City.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

II beg your pardon" said the land.
lord. "but do you walk in your sleep?'
mo, sir" answered the guest, who
had arrived the day before. Il hope
didn't disturb you last night but the
fact is I've been country doctor for
thirty years, and I'm so used to being
called up two or three times during the
night that unless l get out of bed and
walk around once in a while don't get
any sleep"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
inst IA Pleasant run.

us 1t really only ten minutes walk
rom the station to your house?' asked
Gilman.
What ridiculous question" ex-
claimed Eububs. Nobody In lovely
Swamphurst ever walks to the sta
lion. may say however, that it's
only about eight and half minutes
run"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Il have read said the visiting for
eigner. that when you celebrate your
Fourth Of July in this country the de-
strnction of life and property in appall
ing. Don't the people take any inter
est in bringing about a reform in the
manner of observing the day?'
80. yes" said the native; "we begin
a crusade for a safe and sane Fourth
the next day after the celebration. and
sometimes we keep it up for three or four
weeks"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05

Sore throat is no trifiing ailment.
It will sometimes carry infection to
the entire system through the food
that is eaten. Hamlins Wizard Oil is
a sure, quick cure.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Time,

"It's sort O. curious" said Uncle Jerry
PEBBLES but when a man is wo-kin' for
another man he's always wantin' to 90
and see the ball game. When he's work
in on his own time he gets stingy with
it and can't spare it."-Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
His Colors.

What are your college colors?"
Well" answered Farmer Corntos-
sci. Josh has figured so strong in
hazing an football, l should say they
must be black and blue. ."-Washington
Star
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Cynical

"The law, you know, presumes that
,very man is innocent unless he has been
proved TO be guilty"
Yes; | sometimes think the law
hasn't any more sense than the average
lury."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Not Ills Best Role.

Algy-If there is anything l detest, it
is this so-called Joy riding"
Miss Tartun-I don't doubt it, | saw
you on horseback the other day, and you
didn't look the least bit like joy rider.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Fuller Particulars Desired.

mildred, it must have been late
when that young man went away last
night"
why. mamma, just as soon as the
clock struck II he rose to 60"
Il don't doubt that, child; but when
did he get away?"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
You Can Get Aliens Foot-ta ase ERFE.

Write Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y, for a
rec sample OF Aliens Foot-E Ease. 1t cures
lweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
aew or. tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
orns. ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
Iists sell 1t. 25c. Don't accept any su bstitute
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Eureka.

City Man-You broke an old hen from
wanting to set? How?
Suburbanite-I set her in one of my
wife's spring hats.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Ballad StanAas.

I knew by the smoke that so gracefully
curl'd
Above the green elms that a cottage
was near,
And l said, IF there's peace to be
found in the world,
A heart that was humble might hope
for 1t here!"
It was noon, and on flowers that Ian
guish'd around
In silence reposed the voluptuous
bee;
Every leaf was at rest. and I heard
not sound
But the woodpecker tapping the hol-
low beech tree.
And Here in this lone little wood" I
exclaim'd.
with a maid who was lovely to soul
and to eye,
Who would blush when I praised her,
AMI weep if l blamed,
How blest could live, and how calm
could l die
by the shade of yon sumach, whose
red berry dip
In the gush of the fountain, hog
sweet to recline,
And to know that l sigh'd upon inno
cent lips,
Which had lever been sigh'd on by
any but mine!"
Thomas Moore.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
An Expert Opinion.

"Maria, is there single good thing
about these great wide hats the women
are wearing?"
"Yes. John, there is; when two wom-
en- meet they can't kiss each other now"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-08-05
Nom mentarily Puzzled.

Where do you scratch your match
esq" asked the visitor, looking around
why" stammered the hostess, my
husband always-O, | understand. On
the under side of the mantelpiece"-
Chicago Tribune.