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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02
A. Sprained Ankle.

As a rule n man will feel we'll sati-
fed if he can hobble around on
crutches in two OF three weeks after
spraiuing his ankle, and it is often two
or three months before he is fully re.
covered This is an unnecessary loss Of
time. as by applying Chamberlain S
Liniment, as directed, cure may as
rule be effected i'll less than one
week s time, and in many cases within
three days. Chamberlain S LinimeDt
also affords great relief in cases of
chronic and muscular rheumatism
Twenty five and ffty.ccnt bottles. Sold
by all druggists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02

FIFTH EAST HOTEL
Salt Lake City, four blocks from the
business center.
C. 3. TITCOM8, Proprietor.
First class. hreproof family and tourist
hotel,
RATES-European, 75c up; American,
s.. 90 up. Rates by the Month,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02
EXCURSIONS EAST
Via Denver & Rio Grande R, R.

June 4. 5, IL. 10, l6, 26; July 2, 8.
Chicago and return ..,..,.....$5 900 90
ST. Louis and return ..,,..,.. 1900
ST. Paul. Minneapolis and return. $500
Omaha, Kansas City and return. 1000
Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo 22.50
Other points in proportion
Tickets good returning October 81
Ticket office, 30l Main street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02
Building Permits.

The building permit record for Jul
started off fairly well Tuesday, with Il
issuing by Building Inspector A, 3. Hi,
OF four permits calling for an eXpend
ture Of $ll 600, as follows:
Arthur !. Fagergreen. one story. four
room brick dwelling, 6t2 South
Twelfth East street ,.-.......:..,S go
Hattie Edwards. o0c-story, five
room brick dwelling, 1920 East
Third South street ....-.. .........., 80
H. F Yeagor. one-stoTy, fve-room
brick dwelling. $50 South Fourth
East street ...... .....,.s.s..... %
l. II. Hashimoto. one and one-half-
story, seven room brick dwelling.
Sl2 South Twelfth East street 80
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02
Deaths,

Tony Krimpas. Ely. New, accident
accd %, May -.
Wayne McFadden. Bingham Canyon,
mine accident, aged %, May IS,
Chester C. Phelps, St Marks hospital,
heart trouble, aged II. MAY IS.
Arthur Newman. J.. j.. s. hospital,
peritonitis. aged 20. May 30.
Ray Sharp, pol East Third South, tuber-
culosis, aged q, May so.
James W. Campbell ST Marks hos
piral, uraemia, aged 73 May so.
Rebecca Ellen Little, l6i East First
South, pneumonia. aged 81, May %.
William F. Gayler Dillon. Mont, frac-
turcd skull aged IS. May q.
George Lowe. l.. D. s. hospital cysti-
tbs aged sc, May 80,
culosis. aged 25. May 81.
Mary A. Riley. Al Church street, ulcer
of stomach. aged 40. May q.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02

Everyone would he benefited by TAX
ing Foley Orluo Laxative for consti-
patton, stomach and liver troubles. as it
sweetens the stomach and breath, gently
stimulates the liver and regulates the
bowels and is much superior to pills and
ordinary laxatives. Why not try Fo-
lev's Orlno Laxative today? +. j. Hill
Drug Co, so West Second South street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02
A-Y-P EXPOSITION RATES,
Via Oregon Short Line z. r.

$3o from Salt Lake to Seattle and
return; on sale daily, commencing
June Ask agents for further par
ticulars. City ticket Office, 201 Main
street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02

Be Careful OF your
hands!
elbow soaps will
make them red and
coarse and hard; a.
source of never-ending
annoyance and humilia-
ton.
Ivory Soap adds to
their beauty; keeps
them soft and sweet and
dainty.
And so, we offer this
suggestion: Use Ivory
Soap for even so COM
monplace a purpose as
washing dishes. 1t pays.
Ivory Soap
SO 400 Per Cent. Pure.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-02
S. D. Evans,

Undertaken and Embalmer, has re-
moved to new location. is South Stale,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
They Had Will Power.

I was sitting one morning in quiet
corner at Monte Carlo when two elder
ly men sat down beside me. One was
evidently Scotchman, and the other,
I gathered, was from Yorkshire. The
former remarked, II have just man.
aged it," This, discovered, meant
win OF 20 francs. Their daily routine
was to appear at the same roulette ta-
Bile at an early hour and play the low
est stake Of 5 francs on even chances
that is, on black or red or on the odd
or even numbers. They would lose
and win and win and lose, but they
remained calm and self contained and
persevered until they had each 70
francs to the good. l observed them
daily. Some mornings they scooped IN
the amount in twenty minutes, ana at
other times It was tough struggle
until luncheon time before they man.
aged 1t. never saw them fall once,
and | learned that they had pursued
the same plan for four months. one
thing was clear-nothing could tempt
them to 20 beyond the modest stake,
and they had the will to stop when
they won the stipulated amount. 1t
was really one of the best Illustrations
Of will power l have ever seen, Tor
few, indeed, who enter the portals OF
the casino are able to resist the COM
pelling atmosphere Of the tables 10
play Oh If losing and to plunge II Win
ning.-Chambers Journal.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Family Jars.

Schoolmaster Ito his wife)-My dear.
I wish you would speak more careful
". You say that Henry Jones came To
this town from Sunderland.
Wife-Yes.
Schoolmaster-Well. now, wouldn't
It be better to say that he came from
Sunderland to this town?
Wife, don't see any difference IN
the two expressions.
Schoolmaster-But there Is Differ
ence, rhetorical difference. You
don't hear me make use of such awk-
ward expressions. BY the way. have
letter from your father in my pocket.
Wife-But my father is not In your
pocket. You mean you have In your
pocket a letter from my father.
Schoolmaster - There you 60 with
your little bubbles. You take de-
light in harassing me. You are al
ways taking up thread and repre-
senting 1t AS rope.
Wife-Representing 1t to be rope,
you mean.
Schoolmaster - For goodness sake,
be quiet. Never saw such quarrel
some woman in my life.-London
Scraps.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Pretty Slow.

Horace L. Moore was lieutenant colo
mel Of the noted Nineteenth Kansas
cavalry. He could lead men for long
err period without rest on Il single ra-
ton Of cheerful good humor than any
other officer. Though not given TO
jokes, he was the reputed author OF
as many astonishers as the great Lin
coin.
One time, on the march. he sent an
orderly with message to an officer at
some distance Before the man was
out of hearing Moore shouted: Hey,
orderly! Come back here"
He came galloping back, sitting limp
ly in the saddle.
Moore dropped his voice and, assum-
ing half confidential manner, inquir-
ed. Orderly, In the course OF your life
have you ever seen Snailt'
Yes, sir" was the astonished reply.
you met him, then" replied Moore,
"for you'd never overtake one"-kan-
sas City Journal.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
no THEY KNOW IT?

A contributor to a Wisconsin agri-
cultural paper undertakes to defend
the much maligncd Quack grass In an
article in which he states that if he
had land which was run down he
would consider the presence Of the
matted roots Of the grass In the earth
as worth at least $40 per acre. In
recent farmers institute which the
writer attended a somewhat similar
view was expressed, the speaker con-
tending he had had no difficulty In rid
ding his fields of the pest by ordinary
cultural methods. 1t Is quite patent that
the breed of quack grass which these
two gentlemen refer to is very meek
and inoffensive type, different from
that to be found In most sections OF
the country or else the grass they
have supposed was quack grass was
not Uuatk grass ut all. Suffice 1t to
say that It will be well for the mex
pcrienced and uninitiatcd to punt this
agricultural scourge In the blacklist
colors possible and in no sense view 1t
as an evil that can be triflcd with.
There are many instances where the
value Of land has been cut In two as
result OF It's becoming infested with
ais relentless pest. We're one to take
the above suggestion Of Quack grass
roots as IL fertilizer seriously he would
find that instead Of having a value Of
SO an acre as fertilizer he would
have to pay more than twice this
amount to remove the FERTILIZER
from the soil.
Times Changes.
The captain was receiving the new
MILDLY.
well. boy, the old story, | suppose
fool of the family sent to sea?"
"Oh. no, sir" piped the boy, that's
all altered since your day. London
News
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
China's Four RELIGIONS.

China has four state established re-
ligions, and In each the emperor eXer-
cises sacerdotal functions. Twice
year the emperor as "son Of heaven"
wOrships before the tablet Of Shang III
or supreme heaven in accordance with
the ancient imperial monotheism.
Twice a year he burns incense before
the tablets Of his ancestors In accord
ance with Confucianism. Twice
year he sacrifices to the gods of Tao
ism and twice year to the image of
Buddha The ancient and primitive
religion of China is monotheisti". but
this direct worship was regarded as
too sublime for the people. so that 1t
became reserved for the emperor alone
as the "son Of heaven" and as priest
Of the nation. The people on their
part worshiped their ancestors, and 1t
was this an estral religion which Con.
fucius identified himself with and re-
formed. TIE old superstitions rejected
by Confucius were absorbed by Tao
ism, which Is polytheistic and the re-
ligion of the populace. Then Bud
dhism came into China about Go A. ID.
and. like the other three religions, be-
came state supported and state en-
dowCd.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
EVILS OF POOR ROADS.
Cost Of Hauling Cut In Half by Good
Highways

Highways.
The average cost Of carrying ton
Of goods mile by lake is eight-tenths
of mill and by rail 1-16 mills. The
average cost of carrying a ton Of goods
a mile on first class roads is said to be
Z cents and on common country roads
% cents.
The latest report (made by the de-
partment of agriculture for 1904
shows 2,151.570 miles of public roads
in the United States, Of which ia per
cent were improved. In old populous
and rich states. such as New York.
Pennsylvania, Illinois and Michigan,
improvements were reported on less
than 10 per cent Of the public roads.
Almost every pound Of freight orig
mating upon or destined to farm
moves over country road. most OF 1t
over common country road. at
cost some three times as high as 1t
would be If the road were first class.
Sometimes the goods actually pay
heavier toll for few miles carriage
between railroad station and farm
than for all the remainder of the jour
ney.
The railroads themselves spend mil
lions to CLIP off or . per cent from
operating expenses here and there. and
II farmers were presented with a fea
sible scheme for reducing their rail
road freights, even one-quarter. they
would feel that there indeed was
burning Issue.
Road improvement receives much
more attention than formerly, but
much less than 1t deserves.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
STARTING A DAIRY.

From this Oh there Is bound to be
an increasing number Of those who
will be going into the dairy business,
and for such two or three suggestions
as to the starting Of the dairy herd
may not be out of place. Since buy
ing herd of healthy, high grade or
Thoroughbred dairy cows Is expensive
and usually out Of the question, 1t Is
best to start with common cows of
good milking capacity, at the same
time getting sire from recognized
dairy breeds. For this purpose 1t
makes little difference whether the
breed chosen be Jersey. Guernsey,
AYRSHIRE or Holstein. as each of the
breeds in question has produced indi-
viduals Of large milking ability and
with proper care will give excellent
results. When grade cows Of good
milking capacity Of the breed chosen
can be secured 1t Is we'll to do so,
while one or two thoroughbreds may
be added as the dairyman finds him
self able. For one who has had no
previous experience it Is wise to take
up the business on a modest scale at
first and grow into 1t, increasing the
size Of the herd as he gets experience.
There are several advantages accruing
to the darymen in locality in having
the same breed of dairy cows, as In
such cases Sires of known merit may
be kept In the neighborhood and used
as long as they prove serviceable. Be
fore the old sire Is disposed of another
should be reared to take his place.
The Babcock test should be used from
the start to show which cows are
making II desirable showing In butter
production If silo Is not on the
premises when the herd Is started 1t
should be built at an early date. as
the largest financial return Is only
possible with dairy herd when a
maximum amount of the feed con-
sumed Is produced on the home farm,
and the silo makes this possible.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
THREE ESSENTIALS.

Among several important conditions
to be given attention in the growing
OF a good crop OF corn or small grain
and of nearly equal importance with
that OF soil fertility are the selection,
cleaning and testing of the seed to be
used. the proper physical preparation
Of the seed bed and the sowing of the
seed I'm the best manner. When one
has attended as we'll as he may To the
matter Of good seed he has taken but
the first precaution, ard unless the
soil which Is to receive this seed Is put
in the proper condition but mea"er
and unsatiSfa tory results can he OBJ
tanned. no matter how vigorous 1t may
be. Neglect In this REGARD is much like
giving thoroughbred stock scrub care.
In which event only half results can be
secured. 4 proper preparation OF the
seed bed means thoroughbred care for
coed seed. and these two things going
hand In hand make for large crop
Yields. The disliing and narrowing Of
land fer small grain can hardly he car
ricd too far. In nine cases out OF ten
the mistake Is in the other extreme.
Coupled with a proper pulverizing OF
the seed bed goes the sowing OF the
seed. The old slipshod method of
broadcast seeding Is going out of vogue
with the most progressive farmers,
who find the seed drill is both more
economical of seed ard also gives
better stand and more uniform ma
turity Of the grain. These ar" not all
the points Of importance In the grow
ing Of bumper crops, but II Eli farmers
gave them the attcnti they deserve
they would be able t. Increase their
present average yields from 20 to %
nor cent
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
CHEAP ROAD MATERIALS.
Sand clay Combination ls a Good
Substitute For Macadam.

Sand. clay Combination 10 Good
Substitute For Maeadar.
In connection with the good roads
movement in Kansas 1t is worA while
calling attention once more to the
stretches Of sand-clay roads built out
Of Dodge City and Garden City last
summer by the field force Of the office
of public roads Of the department OF
agriculture in Washington.
In macadam road the due ground
of the fine bits Of rock with which
the surface is made acts as binder.
forming tight roof that sheds water
If properly constructed. In the sand
clay roads the clay serves as the bind
er. The proportion Of clay to be used
depends on the quality Of the sand.
The proper proportions Of the mix
ture are determined by filling glass
with the sand and then filling 1t up
with water. The water is poured of
and measured. Since 1t just fills the
space between the sand grains 1t rep
resents about the amount of clay nee
essary to be mixed with this quantity
of sand.
The sand-clay road when we'll con-
structed makes fairly good highway
even in the spring rains. But the gov
eminent experts don't suggest 1t as
substitute for macadam except In ter
ritory where rock Is so scarce as to
make the cost of macadam roads pro-
hibitive. In territory of this sort sand
beds are often found In connection
with clay, and the sand-clay combina-
ton Is infinitely better than the ordi-
nary or barnyard variety Of dirt high
WAYS, into which the wagons sink to
the hubs when the spring rains set In.
The department estimates that the
sand clay roads can be built ut cost
of from $500 to $500 mile, depending,
of course, on the distance Of hauling.
The expense Of maintenance Is not
heavy. If The road becomes muddy
more sand must be hauled on and If 1t
becomes sandy more clay must be
used. The surface must be kept
crowned with drag.
Macadam roads cost about ten times
as much for construction, but the de-
partment believes they are worth the
extra expense whenever 1t is at all
practicable to construct them.
1t Is understood in Washington that
the roads built In western Kansas
have proved serviceable and that ex-
tensions are to be constructed by the
communities that have tried them.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
His Business Ability.

In the Adirondacks lives man too
lazy to work. but evidently of great
business ability. One winter when he
was sitting around smoking his family
came 50 near starvation that some OF
his neighbors, who could i'll afford to
help him, took up n collection and
bought for the suffering family bar
rel Of -four, barrel Of pork and a
load OF wood. They were not consid-
crate enough to cut the wood, but the
business man knew how TO manage
He hired some Of the neighbors who
had not contributed to his donation to
cut the wood and paid them with half
the pork and half the tour.-Lippin-
Cott'S
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
lmportancA of Good Roads,

Delaware county, Pa, Is furnishing
an Illustration of the part smooth
highways |" going to play In general
freight traffic in the near future. Thou
until recent years were hauled by the
railroads are now delivered direct
from the stores or from the farms to
the cities. Motor wagons are pene-
irating the farming districts and tax.
eng freights from the farmers door to
the city market and bringing back pur-
chases by the same method. In short.
good roads will be the leading factor
IN determining the mooted question of
freight rates.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
In Hot Water.


Typographical errors said writ
er, ARE continually cropping up.
called for a magazine editor the other
day to take him out to luncheon. AS
he was getting gratefully into his coat
4 man entered.
"Do you read your magazineT the
man asked.
81 do replied the editor
"'Have you read the new number,
the one that came out yesterday
81 have
"'Haye you read my poem, ITO Ca
brielle." on page HIP
"'N-nO.'
"'No. Wen, in that poem wrote
the line. II love you better than love
my life."'
"A neat line-neat and well turned
said the editor soothingly.
"'And one Of the professional humOr-
lists Of your composing room set 1t up
TO read. Il love you better than love
my wife,"
"'Iow-er'-
"Than my wife-precisely that. And
my wife knows nothing Of composing
room comedy, and she thinks the line
was printed exactly as | wrote it,"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Admirably Equipped.

Cardinal Mezzofanti, the famous
Italian linguist, who died at the age
of seventy-five. knew and could speak
more than fifty languages. He could
entertain his English friends with
specimens of the Yorkshire dialect and
his French or German visitors with
the patois of their respective coun-
tries. Dear me" exclaimed Lord
Byron, to whom this was told. He
ought to have been the custodian of
the tower Of Babel"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
The Title "Kino."

The sovereign title Of king has gen
orally been supposed to be derived
from the old British word "gyning,"
signifying wise" But the Hebrew
term "rosch'' is doubtless the root of
all the present titles denoting kingly
power. including the Punic 'resch,"
the Scythian "reix," the Latin rex"
the Spanish "rey" and the French
''roi." The German nations styled their
monarch according to their different
dialects-'konig," 'kuning," "koning,"
"kinQ."
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01

ROAD DRAG OF RAILROAD IRON.

these irons and bolt them with iron
rods two and half feet apart on one
end and two feet on the other
Hitch horse to easl end Of this
drag and drive the narrow end toward
the ditch every time. This brings the
dirt to the center Of the road. BY spik-
ing a plank through the center one can
ride on the drag. Drag the roads after
rains as soon as the mud dries
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
And He Probably Did.

"What can l do" roarcd the fiery
orator. when | see my country going
to ruin, when | see our oppressors'
hands at Our threats, strangling US.
and the black clouds of hopelessncss
obliterate the golden sun Of prosper
ity? What ask-what can do?"
'Sit DOWN. shouted the audience
New York Times.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Breakfast Months.

A traveller stopped at a hotel In
Greenland. where the nights are six
months long. and as he registered
asked question of the clerk.
What time do you have breakfast"
From half past March to a quarter
to May."-Harper's Weekly.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
The Quarrel.

Last night we parted forever"
"Then | suppose Ferdy will not call
tonight
''No, but he'll spend the evening be-
hind tree across the street"
vile Courier Journal
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
A Bone.

"What sort of an after dinner speak
er is Bliggins?"
Zone of the kind who start in by
saying they didn't expect to be called
on and then proceed to demonstrate
that they can't be called off."-Ex-
change.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Not Misplaced.

Hotel Cl"rk--I found the mot to BE
Used Except In Case of Fire" placard
those college boys stole out of the cor
ridor. Manager-Where? Clerk-They'd
nailed 1t up over the coal bin.-Boston
Transcript.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Exclusive.

Mabel seldom see the handsome
young Mr.. Richerly. He doesn't ap-
pear to care much for society. Ethel
Oh, don't know! He seems to want
my society about six evenings in the
week.-Chicago Tribune.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Your Own Way.

at takes a heap o determination,
son." said Uncle Eben, Ito hav yuh
own way in dis life an a heap O. brains
to know what to do wifi it after you
Gits Washington Star.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
A Wireless Operator.

Uppson--YOu have new baby at
your house. | hear. Downing-Great
guns! And we live four miles apart!
/ had no idea any one could hear him
that distance.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
SIMPLE ROAD DRAG.

How to Make and Use One Composed
Of Railroad Iron.
Two pieces Of railroad iron five feet
long are required to make the road
drag shown in the accompanying Illus
tration. Drill holes in each end Of
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
Gritty.

Fifty miles an hour! Are you
brave" She swallowing another pint
OF dusu-Yes, dear; I'm full of grit
Chicago News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01

Hewitt-Green has been arrested for
being deserter. Jewett Wife or
Hrmy New York Press.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1909-04-01
TRESPASS NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given to all persons
not to trespass with dogs, guns, fishing
or cutting down of any timber upon my
mountain land, home place or the Will
hide place, or on any land belonging to
me wherever situated, as the Law will
be strictly enforced against such person
or persons.
MRS. CHARLES SHIPLEY.
july l6 tt