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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-09-25

FOR sALE-Thrcshing outfit. con-
sists OF 20-Lorscpower double cy-
Under engine and 3e-eo Reeds
separator, all of the latest make.
There is a Parcon'p feeder. Per-
fection Veigher and Farmers
Friend blower. Price reasonable
and terms easy. Apply 10 ]. J.
Langmack, Albany. Home phone
1859. 5-21-ltf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-09-25
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Cut roses at Hamilton
Greenhouse. Yew Park. Will be
there afternoons only. l-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-09-25
BAKERS.

BUTTERNUT BREAD-It l. worth
more than any other bread. yet
the price is no higher. For sale
at your grocer's. California Bak-
cry, Thomas e. Cooley. Props.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-09-25

FOR SALE-My residence property,
All Front street, at a bargain II
sold soon. on terms. With or
without furniture. Inquire at
premises. 9-21-1ws
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-09-25
OREGON ELECTRIC RAILWAY 90.
LocaI-Arrires From

Portland and intermediate points. 8 80 am.
Portland Eillsboro intermediate. % 40 am.
Limited.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-09-25
=. Classified Ads -.
PAINTERS. PAPER HANGERS

PAINTER AND PAPER HANGER
Estimates made and FIRST class
work done. I. ID. Driver, 61Tt
North Capital street, Salem. Or.
Phone 926. 6-26-tf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06
NEW SQUIRT GUN
SOUSES SCORCHER;
COPS INVENT II

HAMMOND Ind. May -rolics
ain fia 49, a monster aquirigun TOT
speeding chnuffours
Officers arc a. telephone ahead Of
the approach NJ q acmeher ~ .
point On calumrt nv will be- eHiab
iiahed a water gun with a three
inch naxzle and roy pounds pressure
10 the inch on tho refusal n the
chauffeur to stop, a stream VIII BE-
turned upon him with q force Huffi-
ciont to lifi him out u tho machine
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06
ROOSEVELT URGES LARGER
NAVY TO INSURE PEA CE

wna efficient In tho event of d
crisis arising, peace advocates who
object 10 our building ~ a NAYS
would be- absolutely powefluaH "a
prevent this country fran going ia
war A strong navy n the aufeai
guarantee of peace that America
can have, aud the cheapest inauf
ahco against war that Uncle Ham
can possibly buy
"lBlgnedi
"TllEODoRE ROOSEVELT
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

are powerleas 10 enforce ihia right
against any nation that chooses 10
disregard our Wishes unless we con
tinue 10 build and maintain a first
class fighting navy We Americans
aro oursolyua proud aud high
aplrltgd. aud W. are not always by
any means fnrsighiod
N our honor sr interests we're
menaced BY foreign power. this
nation would fielA wholly without
rcgnrd 10 whether " not itn navy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06
THE BOOMERANG or THE SMILE

What's the worth OF a smile2
Your whole bank account
What business prospered on hard luck siories'
What clerk talked his way to promotion through an
ugly, down.umcd mouthi
What's the worth OF a smiel Your whole happiness
Who ever icll in love with scowlf
What home ever prospercd on temper ar on tearsf
There times always when II you've any particle OF
NERVES On your makeup YOU have either laugh or cry
Then Taught
The ugly burst OF temper wins anything but disgust
and just little shrinking
The eyerprescn, tale OF fails to grow tresome
Lilies good youl Know III The trials OF today may not
even be memories The mountain OF the moment to
come Shruks the mole hill OF the that past You
cant help hut smile think how you worried Smile first and
you'll forget to worry
Dent imagine smile is always sctsacfifcing martyr
like. sanity arrangement 1t isn't. 1t pays.
Smile your troubles and your enemies will admire
YOU for it.
Storm your selipiy and your best friends will turn
then hacks.
smile is a beautied boomerang. 1t goes and cheers
the folks around You and then back and helps YOU forty
times much as all the others put together.
What's the worth OF a smle'
Everything
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06
BOOZE BERTILLoN
THREATENS JACS

uosroN. May s-rhs heuss hs.
passed 70 tho enHfoasinE siaks a BIN
" hitch provides that hahitual drunk
ards 10 Massachusetts, must be Der.
tiinnsd ia much the same HsY that
criminals aru ts.aied b. the pdiites.
A. epnnrquense pfahihitian isisd-
rrn arc luhilant ard dIsfeusefa u
aicnhailcs aru putsied.
The hlll rceitrs that heiierH not
10 serve hahitual drnnhafsis may 10
srpt 60 raloenksepvrs. and that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

The Ml.,,es.- WHAT. the nsslsr.
iiaftensef
The sru Maid-t dunno. ma -
ssmsthiuE seems "a 10 HfuuE vita
suaf Eaif. ma am / dunr It ~
just a. Il Was trsafe maiam. an q
looks an fiEht ma am ~ u feels
al fiEht. hut there's two rata an
ruff lsft over Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

nronsan-- I've just given 100 for
this diamond rims Tor my wife.
xaudson--its beauty But isn't
n =er-eNtfaNnHantf
bronson Not a bit Think what
Il Uiil save In gloves
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Former Attorney General Akin.
sou denies tha, he savc schlvely
advice. II be didn't. advice was
about the only thing schivcly dida't
get
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

~na you ever tell your wife that
she Il beautiful. 0r take her n
hos u candy % q bouquet Nope
/ uaut hafa tnH No one ls cuu
PEELED 70. but q Il we'll 90 Do ~
set Tor me ! cant afford &
f1use bet saspirians - Houston
HHzf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

The senate tariff debate and the
Calhoun trial are stili neck and
neck in their race TO see which caa
make the least progress.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

snlsan Rechad insists that a dead
Turk official Is good Turk. and
he prefers his hanging from the
end Of a stout rope.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

what's the Survival Of the fit
teafr
-tf'a this way. some wimmfn cit
through the winter In spite Of thelf
opeuwork clothes. T-kanaas city
Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

African natives have dubbed
Roosevelt, "rortly Master Poruy
is a nice way Of putting It. and does
the natives credit.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

when It comes to getting tho
states money. the pen In the hand
OF a rainstAkinE ioFgcr has got. the
sword holding a tin cup on the cor
ner for pennies,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Whether they resign or mol, the
neacou Hill improvement club has
the satisfaction OF getting II of H.
mind.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Hamilton Is nothing to Mrs
Moore nov. nothing ba, meal
ticket that has been punched out,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

was q a. an army writer your
husband won his apurnr
Merry, no iIe was IN the In
fantrY there baltimore American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

IL ia against The Interests Of
both nations that sach unrestricted
Immigration Or settlement IN mass
should be- allowed AZ regards either
nation This In the cardinal Tact
IN the situation. aud Il shnald BE-
recognized By both eaunirtes Hut
Ia achieving this poliey Ne should
beas steadily in mind u i our duty
10 combine maximum efficiency
With minimum offcnsiveneaa. Only
national government eau carr
out such a policy effectively. and
the aureat way to do harm Is for
state. municipal or other local GOV
ernments to pass Lass phlch ~nuld
BE- ineffective IN obtain the real OBJ
ject. yet would produce intense irfi.
tatlon-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

sehisely Is the only one In the
bunch Who can, yet see where he
il Eoiag to get Oft
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

these notices shall be- accompanied
b. photographs n the persons who
u IL alleged drink too mueh. 10.
Erthsr vim q detailed description of
o. aHnH
II the proposed new law Eoes into
si..s. 4... % ionks a. thulah Il
nuuld. tho penalty for nrfrinF a
man on tho black Mt viii be- loss q
license Therefore al the bar Faqms
viii be Obliged 20 install an index.
lag system ~ laka care u the Her
iilian records and photographs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

baseball IN Seattle is eeaslnr ID
be a game. rs elach.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Olympia Ia rapidly becoming the
San Francisco Of the North Pacific
states
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

i5fu never tell another man I'd
rather dance than sat why not
7iis Kept me waifHinE until all the
restaurants we're closed Louiafilis
Courier. Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

lark-waH hcr father violent
when you asked for her handf
Thought he would shake my arm off
-naaton Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Pa,tsn Is back in the whea, pit,
Go sAsy with the bread,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

The man who knows enough "a
frt rich hnywa enough - let othai
people d. the shouting about It.
New York Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

e'hflstiah deeds make good Chris
tians q us Ali-riafidA Times un-
len.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

The wiaest are the least sure, The
fool has 90 doubtA-Wefnan' .
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Knicker--i niWAya nympathlHe
with the under dgg
uochar--f:xcuHe me, the vice-dog-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

A loud voice bs.psaks vulgar
man French.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Al Il iasi that IL poured into
a rifen dish--Oerman
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

We can sell that pool room for
you. We are doing for others.
See business chances page 6. ."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

beauty won't boil tho pot-Gsf-
man
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

PoWsii-fes. and ho didht set
enough 10 pay The minister Boston
RECORD
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

The best Of all possible wa,a IN
which 10 achieve thlE object Il that
which the governments Of the two
countries have nov By common
agreement adopted. for the japan
eac government has Of liz own Int
tlatIve and own aeeofd undertaken
10 prevent the eonihg hithsr Of any
appfeciable number Of Japanese Of
the classes 10 which referred.
The success Of the policy mus,
be Eaassd By tbs actual rsaaiia.
that Is. by the extent 70 which Il
arrests the immigration Of large
bodies Of Japanese. u the Japan
csc government proves unable 10
carry It's policy through, then IN
doubtcdly this government by
treaty or legislation msHt protect
itself and secure the desired result
on It's osn Initiative. but In such
case Il sonld be douhly incumbent
upon NJ To take action that would
provoke the least possible fficiiua
and causc the least possible hard
feeling
Must Build Navy.
The fact that all really patriotic,
farslEhied Americans insist that
hand In hand with the policy Of
good will toward foreign nations
should 10 the policy Of uphnllding
our navy. is often interpreted by
wellmeanIng but sh0Tt'sIghted mon
a. being a threat toward other ma
tlona. or as being provocative Of
war. OF the two assumptions. the
firAt IA utterly unsafrantei. the
second IA the direct reverse OF the
truth. We have the right TO say.
for instance. what immigrants
shall come 10 our shores. but Ne
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

office fiuy Fay, boss. that long
hatred poet WIS around here DE-
snfibiHs tho grassy fields a. green
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06
STAR DUST


mature Gas
ma d. nHny hes=
ya-ti-fai thiaas,
hut she nlsa
fsasie ~ aaI ~ hs
ehsws nuw on
~ street ears
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

Ttr 'Whefs IA BE- nov p
office lfnY--Nuh told him to
heat u - Boston Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06
EDITORIAL IN OUTLOOK pEALs
WITH THE JAPANESE
QUESTION.

nv Tailed frsa-.i
NEW YORK, May G.-ln tho cur
rent number Of the outlook. out to
da,, an editorial by Col Roosevelt
appears, In part II Is a. followsi
There are certain elementary
principles all Of which should be-
kept In Wow II nation Wishes 10
act Justly bath by itaeli and othcra
It must lnaiat upon what Ia neeee
aary for ita own healthy life, this
even ~ the cont Of poaaihle clash,
but this inAiatenee upon what 10
due Itself should always be accom-
panied by all possible oonrieHy TO
and fair dealing with others.
Principles to Ao, Upon.
These arc tho princlploa upon
which the people Of tho United
States should act with regard 10
the question Of immigration Of Jap
aneao Into this country. The Jap
Anese are highly civilized people.
Of extraordinary military. artistic
and Industrial Development fhey
src proud. waflite and aenaltive !
believe our people have, what !
personally certainly have, pro
found aud hearty admiration fur
them. Hut this admiration aud 70
spect ID accompanied by the lrn
conviction that II isn't to the Ad
vantage OF either people that emil,
grants FROM either country should
settle IN 4 mass In the other
country.
Japan Would object
Japan would certainly object to
incoming masses Of American
farmers. lahofufA and small traders
Indeed. tho Japanese would object
TO this at least as strongly a. the
mon u tho Pacific coast aud Rocky
mountains object 10 the incoming
OF a mass Of Japanese workmen.
agricuiimiAiA. lahofass and mon e'i'
eared In small trades. The japAneac
certainly object TO Americans Ae'
quifing land In Japan. At least 40
much an Americans in fat Western
states object 10 Japanese acquiring
land on our noll Americans WIN
80 TO japan. and Japanese who
come TO America. should be Of the
same general class that ia. the9
should be travellers. students. teach
era, scientific investigators. men
engaged IN International business,
and men soioufnihs ia = land lof
pleasure OF study
tt....l...x tn...Iar.ttan
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-05-06

The Bargain Tables Are
Heaped With Good Things
for You. Plenty of Every
thing to Satisfy Every Custo-
mer. Every Price and State
ment Guaranteed.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

busiest, which keep three matrons on the
roll. Some people call these long hours
and the work very hard, but all the same
teachers, housekeepers, nurses, women Of
high intelligence are now qualifying for
the position 1 am told.
"A recent rule which bothers some Of
the matrons a little is that forbidding po-
licemen to visit the matron's office for
any reason at all except police business.
This rule is awfully strict. Caught break
ing 1t, as happened at a Brooklyn precinct,
the matron is fined three days pay and
the policeman five days pay, which seems
pretty severe.
AT one time policemen could appeal to
the matron for little favors-a needle and
thread or an envelope, or step In to- pass
the time Of day; but that is all done away
with now. One reason for the new rule, l
guess, was the marriage of a matron and
policeman attached to the same precinct
after a good deal of lovs-making on both
sides, which came to the ears of the cap
tain. Nowadays when a policeman and ma
tron want to do any flirting they must
wait and do It outside the station house
or else run the risk of losing their shields.
II would caution any woman troubled
with nerves never to dream Of being a po-
lice matron. No matter how many civil
service examinations She might be able
to pass she would certainly be a flat fall
ure at this work were her nerves shaky.'"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26
BANK BURGLARY A LOST ART
Persistent Activity of Bankers Assoc
citation SpoiIs the BUS
mess.

There are small pickings these days for
the professional bank burglars and other
criminals who prey upon the banking in
terests. In days of old the field was a
fruitful one, but now most of the promi-
nent bankers OF the country are members
OF the American Bankers association and
this association claims the protection OF
the Pinkertons.
The reason why the skilled bank crafts
men of old have gone to other parts, turned
their attention to crooked hannels where
there is more prospect of getting away
with the goods, to use a collOquialism. or
retired altogether, is not hard to find, The
American Bankers association, with the
aid Of its detective ally, never let's up on
a criminal.
Though the thief flee to Kamachatka
though he disguise himself, though he take
every precaution to obliterate his tracks,
the relentless power behind him keeps ever
following.
The report which has been made TO the
Bankers association by it's detective police
shows that the "yegg' burglar, a most
desperate type Of criminal, who first COM
menced operations in the east in 1895, has
been driven beyond the Mississippi, which
plays the part that Byrnes' dead line at
Fulton street used TO play years ago. The
yeggs do not dare cross the river to the
eastward.
Other facts stand out as an effect OF this
eternal vigilance OF the American Bankers
association. The Brmer professional bank
sneak thief has deserted the banks as a
bad and Improbable job. He has now
turned his attention to residences, hotels
and sleeping cars.
The one-time professional bank "holdup''
robbers are either I'm Jail or making tracks
out Of the zone presided over by the as
ISOLATION. Some Of them have gone 70 the
Argentine Republic.
In the fifteen years from December. 1894,
to September OF this year Justice has sell
dom miscued. More than five out Of every
six bank forgers arrested have been sent
away for long terms OF years. In that
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

time s1 forgers we're arrested, 57 nave
been convicted and twenty-nine are await
ing trial, while fifty-nine we're released.
The aggregate number Of years Of those
who have been sentenced is L80. OF ~
burglars PA have been convicted. twenty
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

released and five are awaiting trial.
Eleven out Of sixteen sneak thieves have
been punished, eighteen out OF twenty-four
holdup robbers and three out Of eight who
are classified as plain robbers. New
York sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

NJ NNFHNHETg
Miss Gertrude l.. Sawyer has accented
call 70 the p~astorate Of the Free Ban
tsl churches at New Portland and East
Omaha daily bee., 1909-09-26

Bee Want Ads arc business boost.r,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-03-16
Tribunales


Ia Oor'e de DlS'rlto de San Juan,
S'cc'on pr'mera' ma hecho los senaia-
rie"toN de J0'e'os oraleS en- cauSaS ci-
'ies' que puohcamoS;
Mario H. Juana harroca contra
sue dc fedro harfoca' hu'iuau ue cS-
,, % .a, j. ,~;,,;o
I...
20 I , p,.,
.nn, ena " Imna v,-as otn..
..... - .,l:...;.a
Manuel Davila contra Sue Juan }
asio cobro de pesos.
Pedro Cruz contra Flora Reyes
ivorcio.
,,.r,o % p.tr. .,.,.,....,,,llo ,o,,f~s
.~..e v.,o d;,o,..;a
Ma1zo % AdeIa Miranda contra
,osen.lo Rodriqucz divorcio.
Juan Coto contra Sue. de J. j. Her
indez. cobro de eantidad.
I~lclano Ramos contra Pedro Fleen-
a|qa'], eooro oe 'al'i'oao.
',o ''o''i ''4 ''''''' 0'''''''-'' ''''
~
-. .s
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ceam
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..~~n ,-..,.*+>>,....>.. J.. ..n,,.a;3ad
- s..q* W. aa,tra Man.
...u hios danos periuicios.
@~~ o. t.an p.at,s,a ronor
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-03-16

Catedral-Dias laborables: z, 7-S0 y
s-30.-Festivos: 5, Z, S,9yll
San Francisco.-Dfas laborables: 7
-Festiyos: $50, Z y 7-30.
San Jose.-Dias laborables: 7 y 7-30.
-Festivos: $50, y 7-30.
Santa Ana.-Dias laborables: y
7-30.-Festivos: y 10.
Puerta de Tierra.-Martes 7.-Do--
mingos: Q.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-03-16

EsCUDOs DE PUERTO RICO, 6 cAore, @aaado grand -
CODIGO MASONICO. en eooea, taua1o grande T. o
DIsCURs0 NOTABLE dc Auao1 Rivers ora 4F4s-@
y rrato auto a. .o
rLEvAME AL CINE MAMA 4rri&da Argo5n O. so
LA liARIP0SA" mazarka piano Goaao 3e >aae@
de salon.
LAS PALOMAs". dao ouhans plane por @@Fs' Dc
~ va IN -, r. hp1T A. eontorrae oe ooso~s 4 %
GIROS DE FELICTACION para Ado Nuevo - eJama7@ ~
sORPRESA PARA DfA DE roCENTES, en- eoare9 t@@aao
de cara 10 ejemplares %"
go. 80 1Iii ~ oorias 05o
g NE :, rCI =, oolor,s uulgade a. 00s
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-03-16

Dobe hsber saiido de New York pa
ra esta, 81 IL del corriente.
ConSignatarios, s. de Ezquaga.
GoletA americana Camille May Pa
&c. Saldrd de New York para esta y
Fajardo, q - del eorriente.
Consignatarios, S. de Ezquiaga.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-03-16
DE LA LINEA DE BENNER

Goleta americana Ethee V. Boston.
Debe haber salido de New York para
esta, el Is del pasado.
Consignatarios, S. de Ezquiaga
Goieta americana Bayard Barnes
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-03-16
DE LA COSTA

Costeros Deseada. Aurelia Y Orr
zonte.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-08-06

In reference to the proposed federal
income tax member of congress said
that its imposition would make Amer
ica nation, of liars. Without passing
upon the merits of such a tax, it is
clear that the Objection thus raised
would apply to any fax in which a
mans property is in any way involv-
ed. Doubtless when county. town or
city assessors make their usual rounds
to determine the tax each man has to
pay many lies are told them, but it is
never said that the community is one
of the liars. While in making sworn
statement as to the value of income.
personal property and real estate many
may perjure themselves, yet the old,
fashioned honesty is SO strongly en-
trenched in our individual and nation
al life that in most cases truthful
answer is given.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-08-06
ATHENA. ORE. AUGUST g.. 1909
The Blue Mountain Eagle, publish

The Blue Mountain Eagle, publish
ed at Canyon City, reaches out and
says something in the following:
"When God made Taft, did he
make a good job? Did be make a
mollyooddlo for Aldrich to work over
or did he turn out finished product?
Did he give him a piece of hemp or
ramrod for Eaok bone? Did he endow
him with real brain tissue or was it
just gristle? A hundred million citi-
zens are waiting for an answer to this
conundrum. Taft will furnish the
answer. The answer will put him
either into the brain column or the
gristle row. Where will be fall? If
providence turned him out when he
was only half baked Mr.. Aldrich will
finish the job and the tariff framed by
soulless corporations will 20 through
with whoop. Did destiny take Taft
by the coat COLLAR and jerk him into
the presidential chair to iule wisely,
or did lunch of troadclotb land
pirates steer him to the throne to
ratify their work? We shall soon
know. His veto of the tariff bill will
show the hand of Providence, or his
o. K. to the till will show the smooth
work of "de gang" 'De gang vs..
Providence. Ultimately "de gang"
will be swallowed up and the query is
what will become Of Taft2 Will it be
big. Honest Tariff Taft or just Easy
Bill?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1909-08-06

given a generous share Of the special
mention, but by the irony of fate there
was no Oregon Normals to read about.
! What a spasm Of ghoulish delight
must thrill the vanity chords of the
big rims of the tall tower. when they
reflect that the Oregonian can live
without the patronage of Oregon
normal schools, and to show it, the
graves of those murdered institutions
were decorated by the advertising
department with alluring announce
ments of other schools at SO much per
inch, setting forth their advantages to
the Oregon student body.