Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1909-06-26

of the investigating committee, what
is the cause of the evident unrest
among the Indians|
Comanche Pete, the noted scout
blew a cloud Of smoke into the air
Then he took his pipe out of his mouth.
"Fleas," he answered.
"Why is a gun Ike a cat?' asked the
conundrum hend.
81 dunno" replied the victim,
Because they botl 60 off
But there's a difference
what is it,"
The cat comes back."-Harper's
Weekly.
"Where is the painT asked the ply
sician.
"Oh l don't know, doctor" groaned
the patient 1T hurts so I can't tell
where it isl
Just So" said the doctor, filing a
small vial. Its a wiseacre who knows
where he aches"
Motorists Friend-Oh say! Good,
ness gracious, wen be smashed up in
minutel
Motorist-All right, my dear fellow,
you need not excite yourself The firm
! bought this motor from has agreed
! to keep it in repair for a year.-Stray
/ Stories.
ITO what do you attribute your sue
cess?"
ITO taking people at their word an
swered the Polonius with long flowing
chin whiskers. Take a man at his
word nowadays and it surprises him
so that he never fails to live up to
it, Kansas City Journal.
There is one notable thing I have
Observed" said the foreign lecturer.
Your American women have the most
luXurlant hair Of any women on the
globe"
Rats" shouted the irreverent indi-
vidual from the back of the hall.-Ex-
change.
mo" said the tiresome man. 81
never knew a woman who could tell
story well Most women, as a gen
eral rule appreciate that fact and don't
try
yes" Interrupted the bored one,
"anL most of tie men appreciate it
too "-Catbodc Standard and Times
Regardless of the weather, fashion in
Europe st-. makes the middle of July
the lightning Of the tourist season FL
Switzerland
81 don't believe in that doctor"
".7o didn't tel me everything / want
Ell 2 o. a bod for me-"
The native dress Of the better class
Of japanese If both sexes is o loose
wrapper open aJ the chest and ac The
waist confined 10y a-eirdle
Lar-y-Be hiyins, Dinnis, that ould
hens atm tacks.
Dinuis-Maybe she's goin to lay q
carpets. Andrews Gazette.
Elephants are probably more album.
dant in the basin of the KOngo, where
the swamps afford protection. than in
any other part of Africa
what arc you doing?v
"Grafting trees at $3.50 per day"
THAT amt grating. That's work
ing. kansas City Journal
Irish Teacher Of Elocution-Now
EIr Brown, DO be more spirited! Just
open your mouth wide and throw your
self into it.
Smith-What did the doctor do for
your complaint?
Jones-Told me the name of it.
Home Magazine.
Terry Casey What's the matter
Jerry? What are you running for?
Jerry Lacey messenger boy)-lt's all
right Terry. I'm off duty now.
Landlady-You will either have TO
pay what you owe or leave. Slowpay-
Thanks. The last place was at they
made me do both.-Stray Stories.
Wax obtained by boiling crude ozo.
cerite obtained from the bituminous
shales of central Poland and Hungary
is used for candles by the peasants
Knicker-Did she cultivate her
voice?
BOcker-Yes, and now TIE neighbors
are trying TO move the crop.
The heat we receive from the sun
annually is sufficient to melt layer OF
ice thirty-eight yards in thickness ex,
tending over the whole earth.