Mexico Missouri message., 1909-11-18

mat Nttle norwegian Win slA
senses should take a little look around
for the fourth dimension.
So far as can be observed. young
women with fine ivory throats are
not at all afraid Of pneumonia
On second consideration the British
house Of lords probably will decide to
be thankful that the budget is no
worse.
Having unquesuoned supremacy on
land. sea and in the air. Uncle Sam is
perplexed 10 know what next TO
tackle.
One good thing about eastern aerial
travel is that there will be no stop
ping 10 get out and shovel snow OF
the track in winter.
A Washington dispatch proposes a
cure for panics" The only cure for
panics is a level head in q time OF
crisis ano faith in the government
Every possible means Is used to
tempt this nation into Initiating Eu.
rope BY assuming q burden Of mill.
tarism- Heaven forbid that the tempt.
ers should prevail
Il Is becoming quite the fashion for
rUyal princes 70 WOO American heir.
esses. Ordinary titles will thus be
crowded cut o. what they have nth.
erto found so profitable a matrimonial
field.
King George Of Greece wants to alb
dicate- The king business is getting
% be almost as strenuous as shooting
lions on the Jump In Africa. and the
crowned heads Of Europe are not used
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The suggestion is made that the
north pole be turned into a weather
bureau station This would be all
right 81 they manage so that it's brand
Of weather could be utilized in July
or August
Queen Wuhelmina Of Holland has
invented a baby caravan in which the
little princess may take her outing in
ali kinds OF weather Naturally. as a
queens invention. 1t ought TO draw q
large royalty.
There are many tests OF real love.
but the plant OF Brooklyn wife that
a bride Of IS cannot love husband
OF IS on a continuous diet perform.
ance OF bean soup is one Of the mean.
est yet invented.
Wife-desertion is becoming one OF
the great evils OF the times. A pun.
ishment to fit this crime would be the
sentence OF the marital deserter to
hard work in prison, with the profits
thereof going to the family deserted
The German Year Book for 1909.
just issued. gives the empire a popu.
lation Of G3,sSG.OOO This is an in.
crease Of 3.25OOOO in SO years. Since
1871 the count has increased by 23..
100000 II is healthy growth, the ex-
cess chiefly Of births over deaths and
a decreasing emigration
The coal.scuttle hat which has been
derided as a thing unaesthetic served
unitarian purpose when it saved a
wOman's life in a Wisconsin town bv
shedding to her shoulder a brick that
fell from the fourth story Of a build.
ing. The incident shows what might
be made of the hat, If beauty is to be
ignored, and the qualities of the fire.
mans helmet cultivated.
The news items embrace a shooting
in mistake for a deer; the probable
loss Of two young hunters in the
north woods" and the finding of the
feet and shoes Of a man who was
eaten by wild animals while out hunt
ing. These are warnings of the dan
gers Of the chase which merely give
zest to the sport Of the true hunter
but they should admonish care, never
theless, during the season which il
now at hand.
The report of the automobile acct
dent by which two men were killed
near Minneola, L. l., says that tn,
vehicle was going at a moderate rat,
Of speed" at the time. and goes OF
to relate that the two victims of tn,
accident had their skulls crushed b,
being thrown over the front of tn,
automobile against the telegraph pol,
with which the vehicle collided. It I,
evident tina, the term "moderat,
speed" has taken on a new meaninI
since the advent of the motor vehicle
In a photographic reference to the
rediscoveTer Of New Yorks grea
river which appeared in these col
umns he was spoken OF as Hendrix
Hudson. A subscriber protests that
he was an Englishman and that his
name was Henry. The subscriber 1,