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The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06
That Discovery.

britannia rules the waves. she claims
And wants to rule the world.
sne boasts the sun has never set
Upon her nag unfurlcd.
And now. that proudest boast TO prove
With solid facts to back,
Behold. upon the far south pole.
She flies the union Jack.
Columbia. get a hustle oni
This sort OF thing won't DO:
To let her get ahead OF us.
our nations pride will rue.
There II n greater prixe In store.
Americans 20 win.
And ON our final victory
our strongest faith we pin.
The south pole few have tried TO reach.
The north pole II the prize
on which for. 10. these many years
Were fixed all nations eyes.
when II Is found. that triumph win
Lead all the other types.
And from that point which tops the
earth.
Must float the stars and stripes.
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Have you cleaned up your
premises YETI Lots Of old rubbish
piles, the accumulation of all the
winter are still unmoved. These old
piles under the spring rains and CON-
ing hot sun will be nests of disease
breeding germs. and the health of
your family and the entire communi-
ty be menaced. Get busy and clean
up. Sprinkle lime or other disin-
fectants freely and avoid an endemic
of sickness this summer,
Pete Seay. an attorney from May
field. attended court here this week.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06

Next week the Courier will print
a list of those contributing to the
Hickman Independent Home Tele-
phone Co.. for the establishment of
a mutual concern. Helm & Ellison
have the honor Of being the first
contributor. setting 500 opposite
their name.
Beach Hargis. the noted Breathitt
county tough. was tried last week
for the murder Of his father and
sentenced to the penitentiary for
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06
The First Quarrel.

A young couple had come to words
for the nrst time. The woman al
ready had her hat on and she stopped
to say the last word: Il am going
back to my parents."
After a few minutes the husband
heard her rummaging about the kitch-
en-. Opening the door halfway, he
said; Il thought you were going back
to your parents" Il am" she said.
Then what are you looking fort"
For the house-key." was her reply.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06
The Confusing Anthem.

Mary Anderson de Navarro, at Q
luncheon In New York. told . story
about her little boy.
I'm our Broadway church." she said.
~the choir one Sunday morning sang
the anthem. We all, like sheep. have
straysd.'
You know how that anthem b.
gins-'we all like sheep. We all IKE
sheep
We'll. at the end Of those two
phrases my little boy whispered with
Q puzzled frown:
"T suppose they mean they al
like mutton. don't they motherf-
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ChiIdren's Day Services

Next Sunday will be "C ls !" MI,
Day at the Methodist church school SC
viii be at 9 80 a. m. Inc . p..s vii
for the children's day services This
begin promptly at ! ! Q s Sa.' cbIldrsu,
viii be a great day for the : 'ni invited
OF course. and everybody "
to be present. .o;,l service
At 7,4S p. m, a sPe' "Pultipg
for everybody. Subjects
Out Self-made Fire
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And now it is captain Better.
worth"
j. A. Mott. Of near Fulton, Is su,
attending court.
Geo. L. White. Of Cayc,. Va,
here on business today.
AT present. Fulton county is viii.
gu, an official surveyor. and % o..
seems to be "hankering" ior d. |
job.
8 post cards for only SOC. Oa.|
door views and pictures by aals.
light at night a speeialiy-H,na,r.
son.
Beech Hargis has been Refused |
new trial and sentence Of III, ir.|
prisonment has been passed upr|
him.
The graduating exercises Of Hex.
mta College will be held this y,ir
on Thursday, June 3 The gradual.
ing class will be composed Of Nissi
Lillian Choate. Louise Mcconnell,
Nellie Bonduran,, Rose Campbell,
Marguerite Fuqua and Nj. Fnat
Smith.
Stanley Milvard, member 9th,
State Board OF Charitable Inhi,a.
tons. purchased in New York Stat,
four carloads Of Holsiein cou,
which he had shipped to KsuiuckY|
for use at the asylums. Il is claim.
ed that the milk Of the Holsieinis .
most suitable for the patients
From three TO FIVE "Wednesday Al.
tenoon Mrs. r. T. Tyler entertained
a number OF friends at $500 n
honor Of her guest. Mrs Lucy Page,
OF Virginia. REQ Punch vas served
as the CUES, arrived, and later, Re.
Treatments OF strawberry cream and
cake. MINIS we're served during
the games.
Councilman c. G. Schlenksr, '|
this city, was summoned to Cincin'
natl last Thursday night 90 account
Of the death Of bis father M
Schlenker has been sick tof son'|
time, but was not thought to be Oar
gerously III until a sudden relapse
brought the end. Our fellow toms
man has the sympathy OF many
friends here.
Shelby county. Ky, is not oaly
the largest milk producing 2! coGalJ
10 Kentucky. but in the UnI'a
States. Shelby county sapPuaa!
Louisville with more milk than ~
other Kentucky and Indiana COUNTIES sss
combined. There are neatly WI
dairy cattle In the county, sa'.'
ship over 5000 gallons Of NIX F"
Louisville every morning
Mrs. Alice Amberg and Mrs Hen
ny Amberg we're the hostssses y
party Tuesday afternoon and iu's .
day evening. At both events 'nsD
we're a very large numoer Of gus'n,
and much interest and sn'huN"
manifested in the progressive ga-
of rock and rafles. AS inc s'
arrived. they we're served Kso, ~
freshments Of brick cream, 10 pm.
and white, and angel food CAKE Wv
served.
The committee in charge OF ~
subscription papers, for a I DOas,
be given the Dyersourg nO'' mill
Railroad Co. which is to DC t, w.,
from Tiptonville, Tenn 70 nS
man, are meeting with eaC0~ sSs.
meni. The list is headed BY I hvu,
r. T. Tyler with 81 'OOO' .,slI,'
others are subscribing hD ss1;,,
This list will appear IN %; be, S Nv oSl
in a short time. "lne Ia"
vel been told.
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- --re->e.el.Ts 49,.
Change Of Program every night
at the Lyric.
w. L. Allison. OF Union City.
was here monday on business.
Miss Azalee Ray left today for
Brighton. Ark, 10 visit relatives.
Call 5s-i, puts you in touch ~i,h
the home Of good groceries-deliver-
ed promptly.
See Fuqua. Helm & Co for Art
Squares, Rugs. Lace Curtains and
Window Shades.
The price Of Irish potatoes In New
Orleans jumped from $3.50 to $3.50
in a weeks time.
An Excellent Showing OF Art
Squares, Lace Curtains and Curtain
es.-Fuqua. Helm * Co.
II would seem that the good
roads" move Is forgotten about the
time the roads will bear working.
Mrs. A. A. Farris and little
daughter, Mira. are visiting her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Robbins. near
New Madrid, Mo.
Don't pay house rent when you
can own your own home much cheap
er. See US for town lo,s-Hickman
Courier Realty Co.
The Standard Oil Co. vas granted
permission by the city council, Mon
day night. TO place a large gasoline
storage tank near their store room.
The Ladies OF the Embroidery
CLUB we're entertained Friday after
noon by Mrs. J M. Hubbard. Miss
Bess Hall, OF Louisville, vas an out
of-tovn guest. Sandwiches and ice
cream course we're served.
Geo. Buck. our local gas engine
wizard. has placed one OF his new
patent engines. Of rs b. p. on the
Shujusta, which is working very
successfully. Mr.. Buck has been
offered $4,000 for his patent. but
will not sell.
The St. Louis Furnishing Co. is
branching out. They will have two
stores here and are now engaged In
putting a stock in the building re-
Gently vacated by the Farmers Hard
ware Co. Store No. 2 will be in
charge Of R. S. Speed.
Geo. Buck went 10 Whiting, No. t,
first Of the week 10 meet the party
(Dr, ]. M. Hubbard. Z. Betters-
worth and DR.. Blackford) who we're
bringing DR.. Hubbard's new launch
to Hickman. They arrived here
Wednesday. making the last 100
miles in little less than five hours.
The new beat is a dandy.
Elm Camp. No. 8. w. o. w. will
unveil monuments at the City Gene
terry Sunday, May, 10. erected to the
memory Of Carter Sudberry and
Jas. Miles. And on Sunday. May
30th, at Brownsville, in memory OF
J. H. Hawkins and Joe Williams.
All members and friends Of wood
craft are requested to attend.
The Hickman Courier Realty Co.
closed a deal this morning with
Henry Sanger for SO lots in West
Hickman. embracing a large per
cent Of the available building lots OF
that section Of the town. This prop
erty was owned by the Hickman
Realty &c. and is becoming more In
demand each day. We suppose
they will 60 on the market later at
a reasonable figure. and ought to
easily be worth 5000 each when the
railroad levee is built-which, from
all indications. will not be long off. |
There is no denying the fact that
West Hickman property is the best
that can be made In
Hickman real estate, as the valua-
lion is continually increasing with
The growing demand for lots.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06
Loolcal Reason.

Jinks-Have you selected . trade or
profession for your boyi
Winks-I shall make q plumber Of
him.
Jinks-Has he a bent that wayf
WHISTLES born for II. Tell him
10 do a thing Immediately. and he
won't think OF It again for q week.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06

w. L. Smith is visiting in Fulton.
c. B. Wright wants your produce.
He pays cash.
IL nice cabinsts at Henderson's
Studio for $3.50.
DR.. c. w. Curtin made a business
trip to Nashville. Tuesday.
II its plumbing. Cotton & Adams
can do the job. Prices right.
Five gallons White Rose gasoline
81. at Courier Office. Its pure.
Mrs. Lucy Page, Of Virginia, Is
the guest Of Mrs. r. 7. Tyler.
Mrs. F. P. Wall and daughter,
Miss Mary. of Cayce. we're in town
Wednesday.
The Washington baseball team is
beginning to ''make good" after los
in a number Of games.
An Excellent Showing of Art
Squares, Lace Curtains and Curtain
sses.-Fuqua. Helm & Co.
Editor Green, of the Fulton
Commercial. is reported to be dan
gerously i'll and not expected to re-
cover.
The revival which was to have be-
gun at the Baptist church last We'd
nesday evening has been postponed
indefinitely.
Mrs. o. T. Salmon and little
daughter, Gladys B. visited relatives
in Union City last week. and are
now visiting their aunt. Mrs. r. R.
Powell. on Route 8.
STRAYED-Two mare mules.
one IS years old. other 2 years old.
Young mule has leather halter on
Any information literally rewarded.
H. H. Harding. Route 2. Up
The Courier columns call atten-
tion this week to four head Of horses
being strayed or stolen from this
vicinity. Is IT possible that a gang
of horse thieves is operating here
In our midst1
Peter +. Collier. founder and pub
Usher Of Golfers Weekly. died in
New York at the age of 90 years.
He was the leader in the movement
to establish the Lincoln Farm mem
orial at Hodgenville, KY.
Alex Lauderdale, a we'll known ne
gro barber here. was taken TO Nash
vile. Tuesday. and operated on for
appendicitis. He is in fair way to
recovery.
We notice the following visiting
attorneys attending Circuit Court
here this week Judge Robbins. Pete
Seay. w. J. Webb, Harry Mormon
and Sam Grassland. OF Mayfeld
Herschell Smith, Frank Carr and
Prosecuting Attorney T. N. Smith.
Of Fulton Bob Flat. Thos. Bullock
aud r. L. Smith. of Clinton.
Ascher Kennedy has accepted a
position with the Hickman Drug Co.
as prescription pharmacist and in
rites his friends to call and see him.
He takes the place of N. R. Holcomb
who has been employed by this COM
,any since his father sold out last
all. Mr.. Holcombe will probably
90 to Mississippi where he has a
brother in the drug business.
Pastor Blaney's Lectures at the
Christian church are largely attend
ID and the interest most intense.
The popular favor accorded these
ectures in the larger cities is being
here. Every business
nan should hear the closing lectures
onight and tomorrow night, begin
ling at 8 O'Clock. Subject, tonight.
the Flaming Sword" or God mani
ested in Christ. Subject, Friday
light. "The Divine Fathsshoc'd.'
e being born again"
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HURLED.

HURLED.
Marry me-" exclaimed the wretch,
pointing his revolver At the trembling
maiden, "or s'deathl"
Mercy" she faltered. I viii. I
will"
"Ha." chuckled the villain. love st
FIRST sight"
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alrds Of a Feather.

For a number OF years those two
chaps were sellmates.-
you mean in PRISON."
mo; they were fellow swindlers.-
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A Practical Suggestion.

y Prsctical suggestion.
Roosevelt ought TO get an actor to
accompany him TO Africa and write
his stories"
WHY"
I've seen actors write eightpaxs
letters In three seconds"
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06
Handy with the knoekdown.

Prize fishterf Your How'd de idea
ever squeeze into your punkinf"
tive been a conductor for years.s
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1909-05-06

Dobbs-I understand she was his
bookkeeper before he married her.
Bobbs-Yes; now she's his casAiss.
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in
have nc room for love-
No
abov
The within him thrills
art Of relic dross-
The
ufy the heart denc
Il
with cobbsd avenues
o eand
pc WI you
ID Is that
the
o hsarle and cold
OF AND
golden hinl
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Tragedy on Boston stree, Railway

Tragedy on Boston Street Railway.
with apologies TO Rudyard KiplinG In
general and the Vampire" In
particularly
A youth there was from the wooliy
Even as ycu and u,
And he boarded q street car In Boston
town:
Just ahead OF him sat q Paris gown
And he always was strong for a Paris
gown.
Even a. you and u.
Oh. the wiIes he tried and the sishs he
sighed
Just to gather a riance or twol
Then she turned around with . nod and
a smile
He had almOs, despaired Of even
smile).
That jollied him through and through
That youth was squeIched In his youth
full pride
Even as you and n;
Twas not for his notice the lady tried.
The conductor ysnked on the bell at his
side.
It want to get OF st this stres,r' she
Even as you and u.
And We followed
Harvard Lampeon-
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27


w
nt
f
81 % 8in"H
u
4f r " NH't fhnHfh' iH
GOOSE nHd. rnr tneefa "Hf
'Hs IaH ftr"auH f'af'
#a 1000 ."i
% mHfHHHf ~ WHnfhi lhiffrf'
$500 tfer fHfr In r"nm"H taaf
HW HaftHH fa hHihnfH mum aIi
.hulg fa aHebiir .H." from rabfp..
IhB.k tH r1mposft FROM reef t'
poetry of vil tbelf minds iite 10.
|tes watkins without furniture. iod
Idls toward "te another m'sl ~
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27
nAN pln ~ 80 =,
4 ~roft ~ Nsids Given swas a.
christmas itrsdtss

cupid wss not left ont ihif wear
vhen 30 came 20 making Christmas
pf..prtt. for senve ~ Vinsome
maidcus bestowed thomsclves as
such or fhc men ~ thcit choice dur.
ina the period Of Yuletide and mer-
umcnt The rush started a. the uup.
tial counter in the county clerks Of.
dcs Thursday and during the last
two days before Christmas twenty
say 70 aIr age licenses we're issued 4
majority OF the weddings took place
Christmas eve and Christmas day
In addition 20 the names which
have already been printed the fol
lowing are given.
". II Mars and Lorraine Burger
Edgar Eyetts and Mamie Evans, 6
l.. Mayerty and Lorena Forehand
W l.. Watt and Elizabeth Davis, r
X. Woods and Myrtle Shelton. J. u
Bowkin and Kate Powers, Nvrau
McKeever and Leva Haryiile. J. W
Porter and Sallie Cooke.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27
ROYAL MARRIAGE MARKET.
Unwilling English Girl Made Tribute
TO Heartlcss Medieyalism.

Manuel king of Portugal the
Youngest monarch in Europe, has
arrived in England in search OF a
wife. Three or four English royal
maids will be uepe. e1, and later,
at a Joint C,urcii -: English and
Portuguese "-iders," IGen and wom-
en-, the most suitable candidate will
be chosen.
One does not need > be sincere
republican 10 liud something mex
pressibly sad in this way OF marry
ing off youn& girl The event is
presented IL the would as a joyous
occasion. when ,he world knows that
the royal palr seldom share that
feeling which makes marriage what
| it is, an institution that has stood
firm against all attacks, open or in
sidious.
! Democracy has progressed far
enough, even in monarchies, for
everybody to know that girl has
1 a heart. although she may be the
daughter or niece of a king, and thst
Ishe cannot always dispose of it as
grave councillors OF state decree, A
/ World dispatch has said that the
iniece Of King Edward most likely to
/ be selected for the perilous throne
/ is deeply in love with young Eng
!lish nobleman and that she has hei
lunches sympathy, although reason:
OF state may compel him to give
her to the Portuguese king.
Are not reasons OF state in such
affairs a relic Of medievalism? How
would il benefit England to have al
unwilling English bride in the Por'
tuguese royal palace? Royal ALLAN
ces now seem to count for nothing
! The friendships and enmities Of
Estates are made by other forces, The
/ English king is uncle OF the Ger
man emperor and mainly German by
blood, but that does not keep the
two nations from talking war anC
from cultivating and increasing hos
tility
/ King Edward would do a wise anc
popular thing II he allowed his niece
TO marry her young countryman anc
10 put aside the proffered hand o.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27
JAPAN LEADS IN UTILITIES.


one of the members of the Japan
.c-e Commercial Commission now
touring the country, Toshio Matsum-
ara. returned home by way Of Eng
land and the siberian railroad
Thursday. lie was yice-mayor Of
Osaka for the last six years and was
instrumental in forwarding munich
.paI ownership OF utilities to extremes
unheard of in this county, to which
he came to learn and observe He
has reported home already his sur
prise chat municipal ownership is
not everywhere in the United States
accepted, and Thursday night re-
marked;
when | was vice mayor | went
SO far as to induce the municipality
TO buy hotel. 1t was the only for
eign' hotel, and it seemed well for
the municipality to manage it in its
own interest.
I'VE municipalized the cemeteries
and the crematories. | thought the
burial places should belong to the
city. Isn't ii a bad thing that money
should be made out Of bereaved peo-
| pie?
| See what large spaces you are
Iusiug for graves. And for private
iprofit In Osaka we now make the
charge just enough to cover expense.
| The highest charge for cremating is
Isl and the cemetery lots So each.
These prices are for the rich. For
the poor they are less, Consequently
there are no potter's fields.
Osaka is a city about the size OF
Manhattan Island, with 100000
Nomination. 1t is the greatest manu-
featuring center OF Japan, and, in n
city of that sort, the first need Is
transit. Decoration can come after
ward So We got authority from the
national government TO construct
railways.
Money was loaned in England
for them at per cent. We are, out
of twelve miles Of track, making II
per cent. or 6 per cent after pay
ments on the loan There has been
mo graft, no Sinking by workers.
eve got $1,250,000 from street
railways that wanted connection
with our rallways--to connect with
Kobe. Kioto and Suniyoshi Streets
had TO be widened to admit them, so
We charged them the cost.
"Of course, we have municipal
waterworFs 1t is not legally posi-
bic for private companies 10 supply
water to cities. New York Ameri-
can.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

IN playing the game OF life every
man is entitled TO square deal
why should the government so stack
the cards that the manufacturer ana
producer are enabled to turn Jack
on the consumer every time.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

The Dallas News says the days
have been gradually shortening since
December 22nd. AS the remark was
made on the morning of the 26th, we
suppose our neighbor is eXcusable,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

Dispatches from New York say
that the increased cost OF living is
pinching the rich. The poor would
be much better satisfied if it stop
ped at pinch with them.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

If Carnegie wants war abolished
and universal peace established, let
him employ his millions in aid OF
those who are battling against the
great sin OF selfishness. That one
sin has caused every war known TO
Aistory.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

Notwithstanding the bad weather
immediately preceding Christmas
Day. our merchants enjoyed lib
eral holiday trade.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

Few fires and injuries 10 persons
have thus far been reported as the
result Of the celebration of Christ
mas day. People are growing more
sane on this subject from year TO
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

Added to the many pleasures Of
the holidays is the fact that con-
Fress is not in session for the time
being
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

Attorney General Davidson will be
welcomed by an enthusiastic crowd
OF warm supporters if he decides 10
open his campaign in Waxahachie,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

The water wagon will probably en-
Joy an increased patronage, begin
ming on the first and lasting for -
few days
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1909-12-27

Cook may be crazy but there
seems TO have been considerable
method mixed up with his madness.
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Blank notes at the Daily Light
once. II
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-12-16

Mrs r believed in infant baptism.
aut for some reason that rite was not
performed for Tommy till he was some
four OF five years old While the cere-
inony was in progress the mother was
very much gratited with Tommy's be-
haviOr. He seemed duly impressed
with the Solemnity of the occasion
and remained with bowed head for
some time after the sprinkling had
been done.
THE angel exclaimed the mother.
THE little dear" said a good sister
as she went up TO give him God
bless you and pat on the head. But
just as her hand was descending with
that bpnedi tiun very wratnful and
unanSelic cuunfenance was turned
upon her. II pu@iiiStic little fist deliv-
cred Il paralyZiug blow OH her bicepS.
and The indignant Tommy exclaimed.
You git AWAY from here"
OF course he was led out in disgrace
and questioned by his Mortified mother.
why. don't you know she would a
rubbed all the baptiZing water off be-
fore it would IA had time TO soak inY
explained Tommy. who from his point
of view was fully justified Los An
geles Times.
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Readv Wit.

Many good stories are told or the
poet Craig. for SO many years
familiar figure on the London cricket
and football grounds. On one occa-
sion Craig began at the Oval, Gen
tlemen this is my favorite ground"
when some one interrupted:
Craig, you said that at Legion last
week.
Eyes, sir,' returned the unabashed
poet, "and | shall say it at Canter-
bury next week. The ground on
which the noble game is being played
before an assembly of intelligent and
enlightened purchasers of my poetry
is always my favorite ground for the
time being"
But Craig knew how to keep an i'm
pertinent interrupter in his place.
Once stout. red faced man broke in
on one of his speeches with: Craig,
you're making a lot of money out of
fools. When are you going to set up
a publ"
"When you come and live next door
to me. Sirv' was the answer, and the
red faced man turned crimson.
Another man at the Oval once said:
"Now. Craig, tell us how much
you've made out of bad poetry"
More, venture to say. sir. than
you've made out of bad manners!-
London Scraps.