West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-07
1909 Resolutions.

To be at peace with the world when
get possession OF the postonicc.- w. T..
Noel.
To make my bands the equal of all
and the superior Of many.-Prof. Clyde
Rcppcrt
To rct IA lease ON another hunk OF pie
at the expiration Of my govcrnorship.-
Bill Dawson
To ask Teddy {, place thcpostoniccs in
the civil service list and save my scalp.
George G. Sturgiss
To bc MiSsourian and make them
show mo how they confscatcd my pic
Postmaster lIooton
TO avoid the pitfalls that Uncle steve,
Ike Mann, and Sam Dixon are framing
mp for mc.-N. Il. Scott.
That father will forfeit his claim on
the sheritfalty If draw the postofiice
prize.-Charlcy Hollis.
Never to accept postofIicc indorsc-
ment from the committee that pleads
limitation. David T.. Watson
The one thing which shall never strive
Tor again is congressional honors during
the huckleberry season. james s. Lakin.
That must be given first mortgage on
the sherifIalty before | accept the legis-
lativc votes Of the Jimlcts. LLOYD ShafIcr.
To chew my natural leaf more finely
that the amber may flow smoothly and
not decorate my shirt bosom. Judd Orr.
To depend on jim and Farley to ma
nipulatc the three shells and tho pea so |
can pick the postohicc. will r. White.
With renewed vigor shall stone the
Jimlets for their trcachcry to me when |
was their honorcd guest Judge Mes
scngcr.
To place my trust in William Henry
that Jim and Farley cannot work the
shell game on the old war horse. Ezra
Hanger
For the iilty-ninth time | have re-
solved To take time by the forclock and
renew my chase after the shoriGalty.-
Bob Hollis.
] have firmly resolved to never more
mix in postoiiicc muddles. 1t produces
Insomnia and torturcs the brain. james
a. Lcnhart
To spend the rest Of my days on the
farm and listen to the cackling of the
hens and the growing OF the ROSTERS. -
Ed lIccrmaus
To merit the commentator of my
stewardship 10y my constituents that more
Of the faithful may join me in the clover
patch.-Bcn L. Brown.
To straddlc the prohibition question i'm
order TO lose none OF the water and Ii
quor that has been keeping the old mill
running Republican Party.
have taught the Jimlets that there is
turn in the road and that they must
reckon with me before the pies arr en-
lirely cNhausted.-Col. G. w. Wolfe.
will never again offer myself as a
sacrifice upon the altar of the ,Iimlets
one sacrifice is enough to satisfy me I'M
tll Gabriel blows his horne. \. Craig.
have personal knowledge Of what it
means TO come in contact with the rings
huzzsaw. | am going to make my perch
upon the editorial tripod.-M. l.. Jackson.
Having toasted for more than twenty
odd years on milk and honey, it goes
little tough TO learn that the spigot has
been turned off for six years. George A.
Walls
The hickory has not yet grown that
can make me bow the knee to Baal, and
aPrrcsolycd to jaw the ring and the
machine as long as the jaw worleth.-
Leader Shaw.
/ will continue as | bcgan-the invet-
crate enemy Of bossism. 1t produces an
assortment Of pies from which / select
the most succulcnt ones. Senator Sam
j. Montgomery.
ann THANKFUL that escaped with
eighteen Of my tail feathers when Sam
Montgomery was chasing me through the
barnyard and that I am still the leader
of the faithful i'm Preston. James w.
Flynn
Ny longing 10 take the scalp Of Always
H.i-sful McCrum is prompted boy the de-
Sire o. get possession of the pie that is
recommended by Gov Dawson TO cure
alb the ilIs that man is heir to.-James
= Hunt
The po-toiiicn pie is the only pastry
That docs not start row between my gall
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