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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-07-30

Joa1 the Eagle Post ard Club, the only
for It's members Something new. Send Zoe
fm 10 beautiful Post Cards and full particu
lars: Address: Ea9le Post Card Club,
East 5th St., Brooklyn, N Y.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1909-07-30

00nerende HaarvRkst. Overriding
u Aaar borttages hurtigt> behaseltgt, usbadeligt.
por 6c / Frimnrker sller Money Order sendes On
Pakke med B;ngsanv1sning NANCE AARs ER
sAR1Ne. RUD. kFUDSEN, Apctbeker, $500.
18th Avenue, Brooklyn, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17

struction of a sufficient watarn
system for extinguishing fires :; ,."ora
village OF Eagle River, in said +o1 The
| Eagle River; and O"l d
BE IT AND IT is HEREBy mr..
THEIR RESOLVED. that \ u8,
Beardsley, Town Clerk of sai6 ~ IaaS
Eagle River, is herby ordered ana C3" |. q
ected to give notice of a special oI uH
ion to be held for the purpose Of v elec,
upon said proposition to isSna, o.logs
bonds pursuant to the pr0visi0n %d
Section CAB of the Wisconsin &t SlS 0,
of 1898 and of the acts amen3n@'e
| thereof; and '"'Ocy
BE IT AND 1T IS HEREBY nm
THEIR RESOLVED, that the ouestiE
Of levying by said town of dirprf'
nual tax upon all Of the taxable NM, d.
erty in said Town of Eagle Rivoap Prop
addition to all other taxes, suffrion. %
pay when due all interest as If rn 70
due on said bonds and also to nav; 9'OTs
discharge the principal thereof w Sa0
the same shall become due sbon Uea
submitted to a special town mao+a%
of the electors and legal voters Of ~
said Town of Eagle River, in caso 'ug
request for said meeting shall he G1a
made pursuant to the provisions !.
Section 1888 of the Wisconsin Sraf,.U
of 1898, in the manner provided 5S
Section 943 of the Wisconsin Starnts
of 1898 and acts amendatory Thereof
Dated this llth day OF September
d. 1909.
Signed, MIKE MORRISON
Supervisor
Therefore, pursuant to the forpcoin..
resolution, Notice is Hereby Given :,
the electors and legal voters of the ss3
Town of Eagle River, Villas Uonrtr
Wisconsin, that a Special Election VIII
be held at the Town Hall in said vi
lage of Eagle River, (the same benin
the place where the last annual town
meeting of said town was held on ill.,,
18th day of October, 1909, for the mr
pose Of voting upon the question Of
raising morey by the issuing of bond,
to the amount of Ten Thousand Da.
lars $4,000 00) to be sold and negotgr.
ed in the manner and for the pupsa
set forth in the foregoing resolution.
The polls for the said election win
be open at the hour Of nine O'Clock in
the forenoon of said day, and will Close
at the hour OF five O'Clock in the after.
noon of said day.
Notice is Hereby Further Given
that at twelve O'Clock, noon, on said
day, at said place, Special Town
Meeting will be held to vote upon The
question of issuing Water Works bonds
to the amount of Ten Thousand Dol.
lars tSl0.C0O0O) and of levying by said
town a direct annual tax on all the prop
erty in said town, both real and PEI.
sonal, subject to taxation, in addition
to all other taxes, sufficient to raise the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

NOTICE IS HEREBY Given,
That sealed bids will be received at
the office of the undersigned until Oct
ODER 18th, 1909. for the furnishing Of
material and the construction OF
water-works system consisting OF water
mains, hydrants, cut-offs, etc. in The
Village of Eagle River, Wisconsin
Bids must be accompanied by a ceF
fed check of $4,000
Complete plans and specltlcatOl'
will be on file in the Office OF the 0lu
ersigned from Sept. goth, to OCTOBER
18th. Bids will be opened OctONF
18th, at 3 o'clock P. M. 1909 Lie
Board reserving the right to re]ectaD'
and all bids.
Dated, Eagle River, Wis, Septero7
18th, 1909.
BY order of Town Board.
J. T. NEMACHECK,
Chairman
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
"MuSkys" at Twin Lake

The following is a record Of the
muszys caught at Twin lake the
past week:
by Mr.. W. A Meriheld of
Batavia, Ill, weighing 20 and "a
pounds; by J F. Smith of Free
mont, Ohio, 32H and 50 Id; I by
Otto Herman Of Milwaukee,,
Wis, 20 ID; 3 by Mr. Adam Got
rom of Fremont, Ohio, 80. Is and
rs lbs; by b. B. Smith of Free
mont. Ohio, 43 lbs: by DR.. F.
w. Nousew Of Sheboygan, Wis.
80 lbs, ? by Eli Schmidt Of Mil
waukee, Wis, "a and % lbs; by
Mr.. (. Hudson of Chicago, 20
and 81 lbs; I by A, B. Cowan Of
Chicago, 81 lbs; I by Robert
Stewart of Chicago, 22lbs,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Lecture Next tuesday

Next Tuesday evening the cit
liens Of this place will have the
opportunity to attend the lecture
of Congressman E. A. Morse, on
"The Conservation Of our Nation
al Resources" The lecture will
be free and a large crowd should
turn out and greet Mr.. Morse.
By attending you will also be able
to learn about our National Re.
sources, which will be illustrated
by $50 steroptican views. Admis-
sion free.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Testifies After Four Years

Carlisle Center. N. Y, G. B
Burhans, writes: "About four
years ago I wrote you that | had
been entirely cured of kidney
trouble by taking two bottles OF
FoIey's Kidney Remedy, and al
ter four years l am again pleased
to state that have never had any
return of those symptoms, and I'm
evidently cured to stay cured
Foley's Kidney Remedy will dc
the same for you. Sold by G. L
Garter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17

County of Villas "A
I, A. Mckenzie, of the above n1 fors
bank, do solemly swear that tnG 5ast i
going statement is true to the 0'''
my knowledge and belief.
A.. MCKENZIE.
~ ~ Cashier
Correct, Attest
MARGARET MCKENZIE
ELIZABETH FLANAGAN o
Subscribed and sworn to o6LOl'
this 18th day of September I9US
l0AAAl AN0' Notary Eo Pub biz
My commission expires Feb IL -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Old Bear and Tmo Cubs

While hunting partridges back
Of Axel Linden's house yester-
day, Fred Benson discovered an
old bear and her two cubs. Ben
son took shot at the old bear
with fine shot but did not do
any damage. Several citizens
accompanied him this morning
to hunt for them but could not
find any trace of them.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17

81, 100000 payable or the first day Of
May, 1912,
100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1913,
100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1914,
100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1915,
100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1916.
ST, 100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1917,
81 100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1918,
81, 100000 payable on the first day of
May, 1919,
100000 payable On the first day of
May, 1920,
And to consist of ten (1O) bonds of
One Thousand Dollars (S1,000) each
with interest coupons attached, said
bonds to be dated October 10Th, 1909.
and to bear interest at the rate of six
| (6) per cent. per annum to be PAYABLE
as follows: the first installment of in
terest to be due and payable on the first
day of May, 1911, and annually on the
trst day of May OF each year thereafter:
that are to be negotiable coupon bonds
payable to bearer and to be made paw
able, principal and interest, at the
First National Bank of Chicago. ILL
nois, and the said bonds are to be sold
and negotiated by J. T. Nemacheck.
Chairman of said town and Fred Nor
ey, Town Treasurer of said town. who
are hereby authorized to represent the
said town in the selling and negotiate
ing thereof at not less than par value.
and the proceeds thereof are to be used
solely and exclusively for the MEETING
OF expenses incident to purchasing the
necessary apparatus and for the con-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Heinie Schlitz

Heinie Schlitz from Fatherland
was greeted by a large crowd at
the Lyceum Opera House Wed
nesday evening. 1t is f7rst-class
comedy and the parts were taken
in an excellent manner, The
manager of the opera house
should be commended on the ex.
cellent company booked here last
"Wednesday.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Limited DiScontinues Monday

The limited or fish train which
runs during the summer season,
will be pulled of on Monday
night, Sept. 20, The train SER
vice on this branch will no doubt
be the So me as heretofore, pas
senger and freight each way daily
except Sunday.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Returned From Hospital

Mr.. and Mrs. Grant Cook re-
turned Wednesday from Roches-
ter, Minnesota where Mrs. Cook
underwent an operation tor ap-
pendicitis. Mrs. Cook is rapidly
regaining her health
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17

WHEREAS, the Town Board Of SUP
ervisors Of the Town of Eagle River.
Villas County. Wisconsin, on the lIt6
day of September, 1909, duly passed
and adopted the following resolution
tO-Wit:
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1909-09-17
Report of the Condition

Of the STA TIE BANK or E4Gbn
RIVER, located at Eagle E 1n1.
Wisconsin, at the close OF D DUE,
ness on the LIST day Of SeptenH,01,m,,
1909, pursuant to call by the ~"
missioner of Banking.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
A FEW DOSES END bACKACHE AND
REGULATE OUT OF-0RDER KIDNEYS.

pletes the cure before you realize It,.
The moment you suspect any kid
ney or urinory disorder or feel rheu-
matism begin taking this harmless
preparation as directed, with the
knowledge that there is no other medi-
cine at any price, made anywhere
else in the world, which will effect
so thorough and prompt a cure as a
fifty cent treatment of Pape's Diuretic
which any druggist can supply.
Your physician, pharmacist, banker
or any mercantile agency will tell you
that Pape, Thompson & Pape, of Gin
cinnati is a large and responsible
medicine concern, thoroughly worthy
of your confidence.
Only curative results can come
from taking Pape's Diuretic, and a
few days treatment means clean, ac-
tive, healthy kidneys, bladder and
urinary organs-and no backache.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fifty
cent treatment-from any drug store
anywhere in the world.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
SHE CHANGED HER MlNC.
Fort Scott ,Kas., Nov. 9th, 19C

Fort Scott Kas., Nov. 9th, 1909.
Editor of The iElulletin: ] have
been subscriber OF The Bulletin for
the past twelve years and while in
Cairo, short time ago, ordered the
paper stopped the first Of December,
but since | see the stand you have
taken against the "Grafters and hood
lers and the crooked ones generally
| have changed ny mind and want
The Bulletin to come ahead as usual
so please keep my name on your list
and keep up the good fight you have
started until the whole world. if pos
sible knows of the corruption in both
the city and county governments.
am glad to say we have no saloons
here and there is five times as much
paved streets IS there is in Cairo and
the cost of Improvements are less
than in Cairo. A city blessed with %
saloons and hundreds of other low
dives equally as bad as the saloon
We have none Of these things and
never will have again, they are a
thing of the past, and in their stead
the different churches get the crowds
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
For Good Government.

Editor of The Bulletin: Thanks
giving Day has past and many Of
the citizens of Cairo have been CON
strained to give thanks for blessings
received and mercies enjoyed.
Among others they are thankful for
courageous, liberty loving and God
fearing citizens of this city and com
monwealth that are interested in
good government The kind which
Lincoln asked might not perish from
the earth For the people and by
the people" Again it seems the
petitions of those who desire that
those in official capacity might rule
in righteousness that the people
might rejoice may at a time not far
distant be realized. The lights have
been turned on the city officials,
those at least of the number whom
in a large measure are responsible
for crime in our very midst of the
deepest dye The blood of the de-
PRAYED and debauched, yes even the
blood of martyrs rests upon them.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30

May the light continue to shed its
rays until every advocate of avarice
and greed and corruption may be,
as a city set upon Hill that cannot
be hid. The writer trusts that the
blood of a martyr will be cufficient
reason for the voice of the people
bein heard, however not with con-
tempt, as was the case of our good
citizen Mr.. Kluge who appeared be-
fore that august body (the police and
fire department committee) but as
a means Of bringing about better con-
ditions may be respected. To avoid
such conditions in the future the
writer desires to suggest that fund
be raised by the citizens to employ
an able attorney in their behalf that
they may be heard and the writer
wishes to be one of the number to
contribute to such fund if the citi-
zens of Cairo wish to be heard in a
substantial way.
May it not be necessary for such
la calamity to visit Cairo as visited
San Francisco, Cal, an earthquake.
as was attributed by many because
of corruption in said city. but may
we emulate their means if necessary
of ferreting the barriers that hinder
the best interest of tax payers and
citizens 1t will unquestionably take
a greater demonstration than street
improvements. deep waterway con
yentions, Roosevelt Day airship as.
tensions and Taft Day to bring this
about A just reward of the trust
of good citizens, law abiding of Cairo
and this alone can suffice
A SUBSCRIBER.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
CHASING THE CoUNTERFEITER
How the Secret Service Discovers
Makers and Circulators OF
Bogus Money.

After a counterfeit is detected a de-
scription of It is widely circulated
through the newspapers and publica'
tons whose subscribers are chiefly
bankers and cashiers, and then the
service begins the work of discover
ing the makers and circulators of the
bogus money. Sometimes the paper
used by the counterfeiter may afford
the clue which leads to his undoing;
sometimes purchases of the peculiar
shade of green ink that is used in the
printing Of the backs of the notes may
be traced, for the legitimate users OF
these materials are all known in the
trade, and outsiders who purchase
such things are apt to be remembered
by the statesmen who keep in constant
touch with the agents OF the service.
1t has happened that information from
these sources has led to the discovery
of counterfeiting plot before a single
note has been issued, but this is rare
bit of good fortune, Later on there
came the photo-mechanical process
where the camera was employed to
lay the pattern down on metal plate
and etching fluid took the place of the
graver Inasmuch as camera and acid
lack individuality, the difficulty Of
identifying the engraver was increased
tremendously There are thousands
of photo-engraving establishments in
the country, each one Of which is com.
pletely equipped with the apparatus
and materials needed In the making Of
counterfeit, and yet you can count
on the fingers of one hand the cases
where the equipment and technical
skill of these places have been used
illegitimately And that think is a
pretty fine tribute to the innate hon.
esty OF the craft at any rate, it goes
a long way in sustaining ones faith
In human nature National Magazine,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE;
AS to "Blind Tigers"

Mounds, Nov ~, '09.
Editor of The Bulletin: Dear Sir:
| have been very much interested
and pleased of late in reading your
editorials on proposed plans for
Clean Up" in your fair city. How
ever there is one remark in yours OF
Sunday morning that | wish for you
to explain. You say the worst
enemy of the Prohibition rule and
the greatest argument against it IS
the fact that it makes Blind Tigers
and the illegal selling of intoxicants.
If such be true perhaps you can give
me some light upon the matter OF
such conditions even where the
licensed saloons exist. How do you
account for the $500 places in Chi
cago selling liquor without license
and for the fact that SO many have
been prosecuted from Alexander
county for the Illegal selling of in
toxicants?
Yours trulV
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
HE TRANSPLANTED A POND
Dean Holes Story OF What an Enthu
siast Will DO to Have
Garden.

Many country laborer, as Lord
Rosebery said, will do much for the
sake OF garden, but few perhaps
would be willing to 60 to such pains
in the pursuit Of their hobby as die
an enthusiastic NAVY with whom
Dean Hole once came in contact.
This man, having obtained the po
sition Of gatekeeper on railway
found himself the possessor of a bar
rem gravel pit az an apology for a gar
den. The dean, who knew the spol
we'll, visited it some l2 months aftel
he man had taken possession, and the
sight which met his eyes astonishet
him.
Was It mirage | saw upon thu
sandy disert? There were vegetables
fruit bushes and fruit trees, all in Wig
orous health, there were flowers an;
the queen flower in her glory"
Why! exclaimed what have yol
done to the gravel pit?'
Lor' bless yer, he replied. grin
ming, I hadn't been here fortnigh
afore | snapped 1t for pond
"A further inquiry ELECTED the facj
that this most ardent garden love
had, after an agreement with a neigh
boring farmer, removed with pick and
barrow his sandy stratum to the depth
of about three feet and wheeled it &c
the margin of an old pond, which hat
been gradually filled up with leave,
and silt. The rich, productive mout
rom the pond he had taken home tt
his garden, replacing it with grave
and leVeling as per contract.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30

Naturally DR., Mcnamara gets some
extraordinary letters. He is rather
proud of one which he received from
IN old country clergyman not long
litter he had found occasion to crit
Use the clergy as body somewhat
severely
Apparently 1t had struck sympa
hetic chord in this particular person
&c, for the reverend gentleman wrote
he following warm invitation: III yo,
ike day with the hounds. can
mount you; we have a capital billarc
table at the yicarage am goot
Judge Of whisky, and | smoke like Q
furnace. "--Tit-Bts
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
Makas' Idea Of Hospitality.

The commander of punitive force
in the Cameroons sent to chastise
some recalcitrant natives has just
made his report to the German gov
eminent. The tribe giving trouble is
known as the Makas, and they delight
in cannibalism
The chiefs, according to the report
fatten slaves to eat them. Capt Dom.
ink says that it is the custom of the
country. should visitors arrive unex
pectedly, to bring in one of the slaves
and kill him as we should fowl fol-
the entertainment and welcome OF the
guest,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
Easy to Tie Knot.

Some. people, said the trained
Nurse, think they cannot tie bundle
securely unless some one is at hand
to put finger on the string lest it
slip. If simple little suggestion be
borne in mind there never will be fur
Their trouble. 1t is this: Instead OF
looping the string only once, loop 1t a
second time-the way a surgeon does
in tying arteries-and there will never
be any slipping. A trial will con.
vince you that it is eminently prac.
teal"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
No Doubt Of His Party.

A matron of the most determined
character was encountered by young
woman reporter Of country papel
citizens as to their politics May see
Mr., ---?" she asked of a stern-lookine
woman who opened the door at one
house,
NO, you can't" answered the ma
tran decisively
But want to know what party h,
belongs to-" pleaded the girl
The woman drew up her tall figure
Well take good look at me" she
said. I'm the party he belongs to-"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
Why She Went Sour.

i felt kind Of miffed, said the ge-
NAL man who likes to occupy a lofty
niche In everybody's affections, when
the religious lady at the foot of the
table suddenly soured on me; but
when | found that she had under
stood me 10 boast that my father
dear old Methodist preacher that he
is--was a circus rider instead OF
circuit rider ! didn't know that
could blame her"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
YOUR KIDNEYS WILL ACT FINE
AND THE MOST SEVERE BLAD.
DER MISERY SIMPLY VAN.

DER MISERY SIMPLY VAN
ISHES.
If you take several doses of Pape's
Diuretic, all backache and distress
from out-of-order kidneys or bladder
trouble will vanish, and you will feel
fine.
Lame back painful stitches, rheu-
matism, nervous headache, dizziness,
irritability, sleeplessness, infamed or
swollen eyelids, WORKOUT, sick feeling
and other symptoms or sluggish, in
active kidneys disappear,
Uncomfortable, smarting, frequent
urination ESPECIALLY at night and all
bladder misery ends.
This unusual preparation goes at
once to the disordered kidneys, blad-
der and urinary system and dis
tributes its healing, cleansing and Vi
talizing influence directly upon the
organs and glands affected, and com
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
A Difficult Ideal.

Don't you want to make record
that posterity will read with admir-
ing INTEREST,"" yes" answered Sena-
tor Sorghum. But such an ambition
seems far beyond the bounds of pos
sibility. II Is becoming harder and
harder to get up biography that will
not be thrown aside by nine readers
out of ten to make room for best
seller"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
area NOT the Biaaes, Factor

Any scientific farmer can tell the
modern Malthuses that it is cheaper
to raise a certain product on 50 acres
we'll farmed than on 200 poor acres.
Area and its present. yield may al.
most be disregarded in figuring what
population the earth can support.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30

An Anecdot

Johnny knew perfectly well that
anecdote meant short, funny tale,
so when his teacher asked him to
write sentence containing that word
he wrote without hesitatiOn "A rab.
bit has four legs and one anecdote:
so has a goat"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
WHO GAVE THE ORDER.

Cairo. Nov. q, 1909.
Editor Of The Bulletin: Who de
livered the message to the gambling
joints to close up Saturday the 10Th,
when Chief Egan did not know that
there was any gambling in Cairo and
their various locations? c. Q. ID.
Ans. Chief Egan.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
Queer New York Street Slams.

A barber in the Bronx who halls
from Italy has sign painted on his
window "Barbitonsorial Parlor." And
on hotel by a Bronx road is the an
nouncement, Automobile and Fun.
eral Parties Cheerfully Accommodated. ="
New York Sun,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
and every one is happy and content

and every one is happy and content
cd
Please keep The Bulletin coming
this way and keep up the good fight
you have started until all the Graft
ers, Boodlers AMI Corruptionists" are
run OFT of town.
| am very respectfully,
Mrs. c. L. MARSHALL,
No. sol South Crawford ST.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
NICkOhr glove uUvo $50
Big load, stove size, delivered. Both
homes Clark-Danforth Handle Co
Heiuht Of AmIahiiitx

They say Thelmas husband Is a
very amiable man." ".Amiable? |
should say so. have known that man
to laugh at a joke when he was taking
down the stovepipe.'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
The Servant Question.

THAT woman seems to have a lot
of trouble with her help" Yes, she
passes her life on the doorstep. either
welcoming an angel or dismissing a
TEND - ifa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
Yours truly,
II. A. JEFFERS.
Why is It.?

Editor of The Bulletin: Why is it
that one of our aldermen wants to
make himself so notorious in the
city council--he had better keep a
respectable place-he had better
clean out gambling and other vices
from his establishment.
A READER
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-11-30
Real Optimisn.

One of the most praiseworthy Opt.
mists we have ever known was near
sighted deaf man who was thankful
that he had ears around which he was
able to hoof his spectacles