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The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Tho Tactfuj Suitor,

A youth in Trenton, whose devotion to the young woman of his choice has encountered many obstacles during his long courtship, recently sought her out with this apparently encourag- ing statement:
 q think it's all right now, Alice. managed to get access to your father the other day, and while he wouldn't exactly give his consent l rather imagine I've made some headway. He borrowed $40 of me. Surely he can't stand me off much longer after that!"
 The young woman sighed. Yes, I've heard about it," she said, "and I think you've made an awful mess Of it. Father mentioned the $40 and re- marked that I'd better give you up you were too easy."-Harper's Weekly.
 Prof. Munyon has generously placed his Cold Cure with druggists through out the United States and has author. ized them to sell it for the small sum of 25 cts. a bottle. He says these pellets contain no opium, morphine, CO., caine or other harmful drugs, and he guarantees that they will relieve the head, throat and lungs almost imme- diately. He gives this guarantee with each bottle of his medicine: "If you buy my Cold Cure and it does not give perfect satisfaction, I will refund your money" Prof. Munyon has just issued a Magazine-Almanac, which will be sent free to any person who addresses The Munyon Company, Philadelphia.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
BUT DON'T NEED TO WORK NOW
 so HARD

The experience of the Bisser Bros. in Western Canada is similar to that reported to every agent of the Cana dian Government, whose advertise ment appears elsewhere:
 "Wheatwyn, Sask., Nov 9th, 1908.
 "To the Commissioner of Immigra- tion, Winnipeg, Manitoba.-Dear Sir: l, in company with my brother and other relations, arrived in this coun- try in the spring of 1893. At the time we got off the train at Wolseley, Sask., we had only few dollars, not enough to start farming on our own account, so we were compelled to work out for considerable time in order to make sufficient money to enable us to es- tablish ourselves. When we thought We had enough money to start with, l and my brother took up one quarter section (160 acres) land each in the Loon Creek district In 1900 we moved on our homesteads with one team of horses and one walking blow. While l was engaged with the work in the field, my brother built shack and barn of logs, which we have hauled during the time we were not able to working very hard but l am glad to say that we made our fortune in this country. To-day we do not need to work so hard as we used to, as we have three men hired steady for whom we pay $300o to $40.00 a month, besides board and lodging during the summer time! 1 am also glad to tell section and three-quarters of the best land, with first class buildings thereon, besides having all the necessary ma chinery. We always do our own threshing, for we have a 22 horse- power threshing outfit.
 Our success in farming in this country also enabled us to get rid of number of horses of less value, and instead we bought 10 pure-bred mares, representing value in the neighbor- hood of $5,000.
 Regarding raising grain, which is the main factor in our district, 1 am proud to say that we have always had good success. We have raised wheat as high as 35 bushels to the acre; and this year, although we suf- fered from lack of sufficient rain, our wheat went 27 bushels to the acre, and we had 300 acres in crop. We have broken this year about 100 acres new land, and by next year we will have about LILO acres in crop For one carload of wheat which we have shipped few weeks ago we got a price of 97 cents per bushel, and it graded as No. 2 Northern, although we have quantity of wheat which will surely go as No. 1 Northern. During the six years we have been farming for ourselves we have never had one frost around here, so that we always had a good crop.
 q, for myself, feel compelled to say that our Great West is the land where a person who is willing to work and trun his hands to anything, can make a fortune. and comfortable living. Our country is thoroughly free coun- try, and we have a good Government; and, as long as we have good crops, and good Government, we are satis- fled, and I think that is all we want.
 Yours very truly,
 "LORENS LESSER,
 "P. O. Wheatwyn, Sask."
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
THEY KNEW HOW TO WORK RAW
fURs---PROFITS FOR COUNTRY BOYS.

This is the time of the year when the average country boy not only gets a great amount of sport and pleasure out of fur trapping, but considerable profit and pocket money. Raw Furs in recent years have brought remark ably good prices. Fashion has or dained that every lady must wear furs, consequently the demand has tn- creased. Prices of furs are higher than they were last season. M. Sabel & Sons, Louisville, Ky, make a spe- cialty of Raw Furs, and visit to their fur rooms is an interesting sight, for here can be found furs from every section of the United States. They re- ceive shipments from all over the country in answer to their weekly price list, which they issue every Fri day. This price list is furnished the shipper upon application.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Pigs Foot Jelly.

Take the liquor in which the pigs feet have been boiled, strain, and set awy to cool until next day. Remove grease then return to fire. add to each quart of jelly one-half pound of white sugar, juice of two lemons, a little cinnamon bark, and whites of two eggs. Boil all together about 15 minutes, strain again in bowl, and set in cool place. It will keep long time. It can be eaten with cake and also cream. It is strengthening fos invalids.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
JeIIied Apples.

Peel and core firm, tart apples. Put them over the fire in just enough water to cover them, sprinkle them gener. ously. with white sugar. Cook slowly at the back of the fire until the apples are tender.
 Take them out and arrange in a bowl. Bring the liquid left from them 10 boil and add to it a tablespoonful of gelatine which has been soaked for half an hour in very little cold water. When this is dissolved pour all over the apples.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
OriuinaI Weddinu Cake,

It is said to be a curious fact that the wedding cake, that elaborate, in- digestible compound so indispensable at the modern marriage ceremony, is the direct descendant of a cake made of water, flour and salt, of which, at the Roman highclass weddings, the married couple and the witnesses par took at the time of the signing of the contract-Housekeep
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

of Doan's Kidney Pills and began us ing them. One box made me stronger and freer from pain. l kept on using them and in three months was able to get out on crutches, and the kidneys were acting better l improved rap idly. discarded the crutches and to the wonder of my friends was soon completely cured.
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
It Will Stay There

Tn my family medicine chest no remedy is permitted to remain unless 1t proves beyond a doubt the best to be obtained for it's particular purpose. For treating all manner of skin trou- bles, such as Eczema, Tetter, Ring worm, etc, Hunts Cure has held it's place for many years. I have failed to find a surer remedy, It cures itch ing instantly" R. M. SWAIN,
 Franklin Ia
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Catarrh and Headache

Mrs. Z E. Goforth, 2119 Holly Street, Kansas City, writes: After using a sample bottle and two 25c bottles of Hunts Lightning Oil, I am almost well of Catarrh. It stops my head aches. It is the best medicine I ever saw, and just cant keep house with out it. She is right.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Indian Philosophy.

Quanah Parker, Comanehe chief, recently visited an ice plant in an Oklahoma town. He was much inter- ested in everything pertaining to the plant. After he had been shown throughout the building, he remarked:
 White man smart. White man heap smart. White man smarter than God. God make ice in winter; white man make ice in summer Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis eased portion Of the There is only way to deafness, and that by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by nflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachan Tube. When this tube is infamed you have rumbng sound or i'm perfect hearing and when it is entirely closed Deaf is the result and unless the inflammation be taken out and this tube restored to its normal cond tion hearing will be destroyed forever nine eases out Of ten caused by Catarrh. which is nothing but an inhamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO.,. Toledo. O Sold by Druggists, 75c
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
FROM A REGENT NOVEL.
Enforced Economy,

A friend of Pats was caught in 6 shower near his cottage and asked shelter from the elements. Pat opened the door. One of the first things the friend saw was rain coming steadily through a hole in the roof.
 Pat, boy" said he, for why don't ye fix tn hole in tn roof?"
 "The hole in the roof, is it?" asked Pat, spearing for an excuse. "Oh, yis 1 would, ye know, but whin tn rain is comin' in I can't fix it. an whin ii don't rain it don't need fixin'."
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Been There Before.

A new constable was on duty at one of the London police courts, and was conducting prisoner to the cells.
 Mind the step" he said, as they came to a dark corner.
 "All right" muttered the prisoner; q knew that step before you were born"
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Try 1t Once

There is more actual misery and less real danger in a case of itching, skin disease than any other ailment. Hunts Cure is manufactured espe- cially for these cases It relieves in- stantly and cures promptly. Abso- lutely guaranteed
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Don't 1t Jar You?

To have a cough that you can't leave off-even when you go to bed? Put it away for good by using Sim mons Cough Syrup. It heals inflamma- tion of the throat and lungs-gives you rest and peaceful sleep.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Ayoidino Embarrassment.

"Dickey," said his mother, when you divided those five caramels with your sister did you give her three?" "No, ma. I thought they wouldn't come out even, so I ate one fore l began to divide. Limited Presbyter-
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
There is a diYin

There is a divinity in the meanest man. a philanthropist in the stingiest miser, hero in the biggest coward, whie l an emergency great enough will call out
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

tainly done me a
 world of good and I cannot praise it enough. I suffered fromirregularities, dizziness, nervous ness, and a severe female trouble. LydiaE.P Pinkham's
 Vegetable Com pound has restored me to perfe ct health and kept me from the operating
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Helpino Him On.

The Gallant-May I kiss the tips of your little white fingers?
 The Debutante-Of course, silly! But mind you don't rub any of the rouge off my lips
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Se'HACs I VIII llCNCl bC NlUilOuU blllD medicine in the house. Mrs. SAM'L LEE, 9523 Fourth St., Louisville, Ky.
 Another Operation Avoided.
 Adrian, Ga.-"I suffered untold misery from female troubles, and my doctor said an operation was my only chance, and I dreaded it almost as much as death. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound completely cured me without an operation. LENA V. HENRY, R. F. D. 8.
 Thirty years of unparalleled suc- cess confirms the power of Lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to cure female diseases. The great vol ume of unsolicited testimony constant ly pouring in proves conclusively that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound is "a remarkable remedy for those distressing feminine ills from which DO many women suffer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
UncompIimentary.

v didn't think he was singer when I saw him."
 That's what 1 thought when heard him."
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

A good son is good brother, good husband, good father, good kinsman good friend, good neighbor and good citizen.-Chinese proverb.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlins Wizard Oil Nothing will so quickly drive ont all pain and inflammation
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

For Coughs, Asthma and Lung Troubles, use Browns Bronchial Troches" 25 cents box. Samples sent free by John I. Brown & Son, Boston, Mass.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Try Murine Eve Remedy

For Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes. Compounded by Experienced Physicians. Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs Law. Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Clear Deduction.

"The private detective who was shadowing the great financier hit upon a certain way of making him show his hand"
 What did he do?"
 "He disguised himself as mani curist. st.'-Baltimore American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Even a wise man occasionally has time for the silly chatter of a pretty girl.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

The Herb laxative, Garfield Tea, aids Nature in maintaining the general well-be- ing of the body; it corrects constipation, purifies the blood, brings health.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

paralyZed me and affected my kid neys. My back hurt me terribly, and the urine was bad ly disordered. Doc tors said my right kidney was practi- cally dead. They
 said l could never walk again. I read
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
For Colds and Gripp-capudine.

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feves ishness. Cures the cold-Headaches also It's Liquid-Effects immedia tely-10, 25 aIt soc at Drug Stores
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Occasionally woman goes to church for the purpose of ascertain1ng how many of her neighbors don't.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

What friendly old world this would be if we all loved our neighbors as we love ourselvesi
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
ONE KIDNEY GONE
But Cured After Doctors Said There ! Was No Hope.

Sylvanus o. Verrill, Milford, Me,
 says: Five years ago bad injury
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

The highwayman has low way of doing things.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

One poor turn deserves another from the organ grinders viewpoint.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gurns reduces in 1ammation alays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

The first time girl is engaged sRe .imagines that she is as important as the heroine in a novel.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

The recording angel probably doesn't pay any attention to the lies man tells when he is in love.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
z lAAAYED !
 FROM AN OPERATION
ByLydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Louisville, Ky. "Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound has cer-
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
For Headache,Tl

For Headache Try Hicks Capudina
 Whether from Colds, Heat Stomach or Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily relieved by Capudne. It's Liquid-pleas- ant to taxe-Effects immediately. 10, 25 and 50c at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
5uonor+onf to Mothers,

.WspOfl.snT 10 MOtTl0ESs
 Examine car fully every bottle of CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that 1t
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's s Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

The finger of fate Is one that is in almost every pie.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Even a girl has no use for the other side of mirror.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Murder!

One gets it by highway men-Tens of thousands by Bad Bosoels-No diff ference. Constipation and dead liver make the whole system sick-Every- body knows it-CASCARETSregulate- cure Bowel and Liver troubles by simply doing natures work until you get we'll Millions use CASCARETS, Life Saver!
 cAscARETS 1oc box for week's
 treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
 In the world. Million boxes month.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Use Aliens Foot-Ease Cures tired, aching sweating feet 25c. Trial package free. A. s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS. PAZO OINrMEN is guaranteed to cure any cas- ot Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles il to + days or money refunded. 50c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE" the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 26c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Munyons Cold Remedy Relieves the head, throat and lungs almost immediate ly. Checks Fevers, stops Discharges of the nose, takes away all aches and pains caused by colds. It cures Grip and ob. stinate Coughs and prevents Pneumonia. Price 25c.
 Have you stiff or swollen joints, no mat ter how chronic? Ask your druggist for Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy and see how quickly you will be cured.
 If you have any kidney or bladder trou- ble get Munyons Kidney Remedy.
 Munyon's Vitalizer makes weak men strong and restores lost powers.
 Prof. Munyon has just issued a Magazine Almanac, which will be sent free to any per son who addresses
 The Munyon Company, Philadelphia.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12

Easy money" is the kind that al- ways comes to the other fellow.
The Green Forest tribune., 1909-02-12
Removing a Blot.

Removing a Blot. Mister" inquired the tramp, would youse contribute dollar to help beau tify your town?" What's the idea?" Fer a dollar I'll move on to de next town"
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

The heated session has not ob- has proceeded with little interruption since the beginning of the year. Property owners have shown a sur prising degree of public spirit in this
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

The suffragettes who are being turned out of Holloway jail for dis orderly conduct are, we are afraid, setting a precedent which will empty all jails. It will only become neces- sary for prisoners to defy the rules and bite and kick the jailors in order to be ejected into a cold and unfeel- ing world. But we do not think the suffragette plan would work in the Maricopa county jail. The famous Holloway Gaol lacks one feature for the maintenance of good order which our own carcel possesses. A con- scientious kangaroo court in Hollo- way would have tanned those 'suf- fragettes. The old world has much to learn from the new, for we under stand that the kangaroo judicial sys- tenn which works so admirably in Phoenix and to a certain extent makes a jailful of prisoners a self governing body, is unknown on the other side.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

matter. They have met the city a little more than half way for the pavement at the intersections. which is the business of the city, has not been laid and no street crossings have yet been put in since the pres ent era of pavement building was begun.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

That seawall was a great invest ment for Galveston. But for the disaster of ten years ago which illus trated the need of the wall, the ca lamity would have occurred yester- day. But profiting by the hideous lesson which cost 10000 lives and many millions of property, Galveston sought a secure protection against a repetition of the disaster. Whatever else may happen to that island city, it will never again be effaced by a tidal flood
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

The sewer question has been all lowed to sleep until now it is well on toward fall and then comes the winter, when for purposes of public health the sewer is most needed. It is a disappointment to many -eti- zens that the work of sewer inn provement is not already well under way. If it was a matter of expense that could be forever avoided, there would be some reason in avoiding it., but it is unanimously conceded that before Phoenix can be much of a town it must have improved sewer facilities. A delay in this matter is therefore only a delay in the de- velopment of the city and a delay in the advance of real estate rates to the point which they will ulti- mately reach.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

You can always get a nice fresh smoke at Jones pool room when in Flagstaff. Opposite depot.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22
CHECK YOUR TRUNK

But carry a suit case with you. If you haven't one we will sell you one cheap. We have no room for suit cases in our store so "out they go" for less than they're worth. only a few left. You can rely on our word but seeing is better
 Collapsible drinking cups for tray elers, nickle, 25c.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

APARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, :, D Office of Indian Affairs, Wash ington. D. C., " Sealed proposals for letting grazing privileges on the Truxton Canyon Indian Reser- vation, Arizona, under the permit sys- tenn, will be received at the office of the Commissioner of Indian Affairs, Washington, D. C., until two o'clock D. m, on Monday, August 30, 1909, and will be immediately thereafter opened in the presence of such bidders as may attend. Maps showing the location of the reservation and all necessary in formation may be obtained on appli- cation to the Superintendent of the Truxton Canyon Indian School, Trux- ton, Arizona R. G. VALENTINE, Com missioner.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22

The republican is the only newspaper in Arizona holding two certificates of circulation from the above Association, and bases all advertising contracts thereon. The average circulation, per day, thus certified to Is:
 From Oct. l, 1906, to March 31,
 4SOt .p<oo From Jan. l, 1908, to Feb. s,
 1SOS -oTS7
 These figures represent a larger circu- htion than that of all other Phoenix dailies combined, and is the largest in Arizona by more than 2000. The Re publican is the only Arizona newspaper that makes public its circulation as cer- tified to by the Association of American Advertisers, which is the only recognized authority in the United States.
Arizona republican., 1909-07-22
STATE OF AFFAIRS IN THE
 MARINE CORPS.

Whatever may be the outcome of the second inquiry into the circum- stances surrounding the death of Lieutenant Sutton at the United States naval academy the hearing will not be without benefit. Whether Lieutenant Sutton shot himself or was murdered by a companion it has been made clear to the country that there was a series of drunken brawls among the young officers upon whom the country in the case of a war would have to depend, to some eX- tent; it has proved that there was a serious dereliction of duty among of that there would have been at least one weak spot in our naval force in case of an emergency. One weak spot would not be a serious matter except as a sign that there might be others. rs.---------- -..--,.- -...-..
 The superiority of the Japanese navy, officer for officer and man for man, as many experts believe, over the navy of any other nation, lies in the strict unbending discipline at all times and all places. There is no drunkenness and no rOwdyism in peace or war. The men and the off cers are trained to but one purpose and that is to destroy the greatest possible number of the men and ships of the enemy in war, and to remain in peace in a state of preparedness for such destruction when the time comes.
 The rowdy is not a fighting man such as nations use His lack of discipline is a fatal weakness and he is moreover apt to be a coward.