Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1909-06-18
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It's to the fore once more re-the di-
vision of Chehalis county. Go to it,
Tige.
During the Winter season Los
Angeles has a night delivery of mail
for benefit of tourists
If you are an Amcrican-bc one
from the crown of your head to the
soul of your foot. Don t hedge
This sentence may be old as Mt.
Rainier, but it is the truth and don't
you forget it: Prohibition does
not prohibit. "
Now is the season of graduates.
The writing of their essays will not
worry them at all, compared to the
trouble of selecting the sort of
clothes they will appear in during
graduation exercises.
The Allan Haynes Publishing Co,
of Spokane, publishers of the O,"tor-
OHfbHrSf, is not in love with the
name of that paper and offer 80 for a
new one. The publishers should Sc
quires the expenditure of So 10 It's
needed
Joaquin Miller, the California poet,
tells graduates that they must earn
their bread by the sweat of their
faces. Some of the bread, should
Millcr's advice be needed, would look
like Il Bleihcn speckled editorial, if
il rescmbled some faces of graduates
| have gazed upon.
BY cable it is announced King
Edward has resumed his exercise on
the tricycle. Now it's up to the
"Johnnies' > in Victoria, b. c., to
have their tricyclcS cleaned and
oiled, So they, too. may exercise on
the tricycle.. " Monkey does as
monk key sees, you know
Seattle Woman Lost in New
York, reads heading in the P.-I
This is unbelievable. No woman af-
ter living in Seattle with its signless
streets and finding her own home,
after " being down town. shopping,
would ever become lost in New York
Not much It's Il mistake.
North Yakima will not celebrate
the Fourth q July this year In
stead it will hold a weeks carnival.
1t $ a wonder North Yakima citizens
wouldn't prefer some other kind of
amusement than a carnival. 1t has
. the carnival antics of editors Medill
! and Robertson most every week.
Benjamin Franklin's cane will be
on exhibit at the Alaska -Yukon-Pa-
citic exposition. The cane is sent by
the University of Pennsylvania
Just what university will send copy
of Poor Richards Almanac. or the
"stick" used by Ben at his first sit"
in Philadelphia, report sayeth not.
True to her promise, Mrs. Fosnot
treated Castor Morh's ball team to an
oyster supper, because they were the
victors in the game with Centralia and
the boys appreciated the feast highly
XOHttsdn0 Iidette.
Good Mrs. FoSnot. If all baseball
teams had such rooters" as her, all
the teams would win.
People formerly of Pueblo, Color
ado, now living in Long Branch,
Cal, gave basket picnic recently,
and each one wore Il bow of yellow
and gray ribbons. the significance of
which were sunshine and smoke
Whether the gray ribbon was in
tended as a compliment to Pueblo or
not. is not known.
Women are a good deal alike,
whether they live in Oregon or
Washington. says the Puyallup Re
! pubiicon. From his statement, ed
itor Short is short on knowledge of
women in general If the RepuJiicnn
had said Women are not bit alike,
whether they live in Oregon or
Washington. he would have said
something that was long on facts
and short on error.
! Los Angeles will spend 100000
decorating for the ElkS which con
vene in the City of Angels" in
July. Too bad Swift Water Bill
and Death Valley Scotty cannot at
tend the meeting. Why. these two
Coal Oil Johnnies' would make
that 800. 900 look like a Canadian D.
cent piece with nine holes in it the
first day they landed in Los Angeles,
if their cScapades of days that are
gone" are any criterion.
Ed NJ Dew. is the editor and pub
Usher of the Hanford Colun,Jian, at
Hanford. Benton county, Wash. If
flowers, fruit and vegetables do not
flourish in all their splendor in and
around Hanford it will not be from
want of Dew thrown on these articles
by the editor, that 5 sure. The Han
ford folks have a bright journal in
rhe EoIHmbiaR and should support it
by handing in the adds which are the
life s-blood of newspaper.
The State should be put to no ex-
pense with trial for Newcomb and
Mrs. Kvalshaug. Hang both to the
nearest pole-that'S S the way to do
these tiends and murderers. Though
one be woman name only
should have no feeling of sentiment
with the pubic. SwlnS them up, as
) a warning to others. perhaps, that
Washington State is weary, tired
and disgusttd with the pardn,oHr
and affinity gag. Get the rope!
10, and behold. Now we have the
Rev. ). c. Goodman, pastor of the
Men Church" at Atlantic City,
y. j., who has secured land for a
new church building. wherein the
> congregation (men only. there will
be no women memberS) will BE- al
t lowed to smoke, have club-rooms, I
!. stage for vaudeville and a moving
picture outfit. besides the scrvic,
room. 1t is said all comes to hin
r who waits" Maybe Goodman is the
f preacher men have been waiting ST
many centuries for.