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Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

Buyers. we look after your interests
Sellers we give you one weeks free ad-
you pay for two. Open Monday.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21
ST. PAUL'S
PRO-CATHEDRAL
523 South Olive Street.

VERY REV. WILLIAM MAC CoRMACK,
Dean and Rector.
1880 holy communion.
IL a. m. morning prayer.
Sermon by Rev. Thomas c. Marshall
1880 evening prayer
Sermon by Rev. Charles T. Murphy.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

$1O0O-Eucalyptus grove investment; acres
worth in years $4,000; cultivation
free; pay SO monthly for 100 months;
particulars IN office or by mail.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

$4OO-Washington city Cd. c. lots over
looking the capitol; patriotic view;
from $40O up by monthly payments;
good title.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

$150-Apartment house, ten rooms, splen-
did location; $3.50 cash, balance time;
receipts 500 a month.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21
MIME. KARMA
Astral dead trance
CLAIRVOYANT

Special readings SOC if you bring ad. Read
ings daily and Sunday 10 to s.
sos S. HILL ST COR. 5TH AND Hill.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

S1.5O-Globe association (Chicago) mem
berships, good for 8 years; only $3.50,
and gives privilege of buying goods at
manufacturers prices. Call and get
one.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

S6OO-vegetable and fruit route in Ana
helm; good steady market; 3 acres in
crop.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

We have dry goods store at.....s 500
Blacksmith business at ........... $50
Boarding and livery stable at...... 1850
Machine shop at '.................. 700
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

Many good grocery stores in all parts Of
city. Several bakeries from $3.50 to $4,000
Restaurants and barber shops.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21
THE WEATHER

LOS ANGELES, Feb. 20, 1909.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

Stockholders Meeting
The annual meeting of the stockholders
Of the California Wave Motor Co. will be
held on Tuesday, March 2, 1903, at 1880 p
m, in its office, 40 San Fernando building,
Los Angeles, Cal
ALVA F. REYNOLDS,
President.
S. NJ. ABBOTT, Secretary. 2-19-10
Notice is hereby given that intend to apply
to the State Board of Prison Directors to be
paroled from San Quentin Prison according to
law I. H. HAWKINS.
2-21-7
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

$125-Partner in day-and-night restau-
rant.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

FOR sALE-GRoCERY STORE; CLEAN
stock; will invoice per cent off or will
lump; good location rent $40; act quick Call
Sunday or Monday. Phone BOYLE 1746. 2-21-1
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-21

PAYING PARLORS;
season just beginning, but I am sick and
must sell. This is a good, honest busi-
nsss; will you investigate? Or would take
partner. Address BOX 1Ss, Herald
9-1q-3
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
NINETY YEARS OF AGE
Famous Trained Nurse Recipient of
Many Messages of FeIicitatiOn.

Famous Trained Nurse Recipient of
Many Messages of FeIicitatiOn.
London, May 15.-Florenee Nightin-
gale, the heroine of the Crimea, en-
tered upon her ninetieth year this
week and was the recipient of con-
gratulatory messages that came from
nearly all parts of the world. For
close on to fifty years the famous
nurse has lived in quiet retirement in
her home near Park Lane. For the
fined to her bed the most of the time
by illness.
Born at Florence, of wealthy Eng
lish parents, Miss Nightingale, at the
age of twenty-five entered the institu-
ton of Protestant Deaconesses at Kai-
serswerth to be trained as a nurse.
From there she went to the Sisters of
St. Vincent de Paul, Paris, to study
their methods of nursing and hospital
management. In England, before she
started for the Crimea, She reorgan-
lied the Harley Street Hospital in
London, and on her return from the
war in 1856 she established training
colleges for nurses at St. Thomas and
Kings College Hospitals. Despite her
great age and physical infrmities her
mind is still alert and active, and she
continues to follow modern develop
ments in the nursing profession witt.
the keenest interest.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
CAPT. MURDOCH In COMMAND
OF NEW YORK NAVY YARD
Commander of BattIeShip Rhode
Island i'm World Cruise Assumes
New Duties.

New York, May 15.-Capt. J. B..
Murdock, who commanded the battle
ship Rhode Island in the cruise round
the world, took command of the New
York navy yard today, relieving Rear
Admiral Goodrich, who has been as
:stgped to special duty as a general in
sspe1.or of all the navy yards. The
transfer of the command of the navy
ward was accompanied by the usual
ceremonies.
The new commandant, who was
born I'm 9Iartforl. Conn, in 1851, grad
uated from the Naval Academy in
1870. During his career of nearly for
ty years in the navy he has seen duty
i'm all parts of the world, was engaged
I'm the coast survey service for four
years and has been an instructor at
the Annapolis academy and at the Ma
val War College. During the war with
Spain he served as executive officer
on the cruiser Panther.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19

Price OF Oranges Will Be Reduced.,

DehVer' Col, May 14.-Henceforth
the FLORIDA orange crop will be mar
Heted direct, according to J. S. Swing
iihg' president of the Florida Fruit
ana Citrus Growers Association. who
Was In Denver last night.
ne orange crop of Florida this
car lie sald' will exceed that of any
other year since 1895, and we will
produce half as much as the enti,.
crop OF California. For years we hava
submitted to the abuses of sae bro
>ers' who practically regulated the.
market making big profits and kea,..
ing up the prices of oranges From,
now on we Will, market the Florida
output DIRECT and this will reduce the
prlce OF oranges 40 per cent. Before
this 4sht is over oranges will be SELL
Nhs at the rate of three for five cents
instead of five cents apiece"
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
Mississippi Odd Fellows.

Columbus, Miss, May 17.-Frem all
parts of Mississippi members of the
Independent Order of Odd Fellows
gathered in Columbus today to partic-
ipate in the annual meetings Of the
State organization. The grand en-
campment and the State assembly of
Rebekah's met today, to be followed
tomorrow by the annual session of
the grand lodge. The city is decora-
ted in nonor of the visitors. 2
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
WORK STARTED ON
AUTO GARAGE MONDAY
- ;s,s>f aaa
Contractor J.F. Ange Award
ed Contract For New
Building.
|hcOIPJRATED FOR $4,000
usiaSDsr0 Garage And Meter Trans.
port Company Latest Addition
TO Our city's Business
Concerns.

Ihe Goldsboro Garage and nrotor
transport Company, which was re-
0entiy incorporated for $4,000. will
soon be in position to exhibit autos
contractor j. F.. Ange began work
MONDAY on the building, which will ba
erected on the vacant lot adjoining tba
messenger Opera House on South
~ehtfe street east. The building will
oe brick, thirty by one hundred feet
ana Will have all modern improve
nents for a garage.
Inc officers of this, Goldsboro,s las-
'st company. are as follows:
rresldent-Charles Qewex.
secretary AND Treasure-B. III
Griffin. -
Mahager-H. A. Pike.
Direetors-Messrs Charles Dewev
deolSe Z. Royal, B. HI. GriRin. TT A
Ike, and Joseph Rosenthal.
Tie company will keep in stock
complete line of the latest style auto
q ga aixs&R III
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
NOW WE'LL HAVE IT.
Corporation Commission Makes Right
Move in Regard to N. &. S. Railway.


Corporation Commission Makes Right
Move in Regard to N. &. S. Railway.
Yesterday in Raleigh the State Cor
poration Commission made an orde
citing the Atlantic & North Carolin
Railroad Company, that road beint
leased by the Norfolk & Southern to
appear before it May %, to show
cause, il any, why it should not enter
the union passenger station at Colds
boro and pay it's proportion or the
costs of the same as had been agreed
upon months ago. The Norfolk &
Southern having pleaded that it was
now too poor to enter the station and
: pay the costs the commission will see
what is the financial status of the At
llantic & North Carolina Railway. The
hearing will be of very peculiar inter
est, the State being a heavy stock
holder in the Atlantic & North Caro-
lima.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
FAMOUS NOVELIST
CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY
Hall Caine Greeted By Many
Friends Upon His 56th
Anniversary.
AUTf0R or THE Ell RNAL CITY
From Journalist Became Novelist
After Two Failure in Literary
World Vas a Fiend OF
ROSSetti.

London, May 14.-Hall Game today
celebrated his fifty-sixth birthday. He
was greeted by number of friends.
Hall Caine-or, to use his full bap-
tismal name, Thomas Henry Hall
Gaine-Was born in Runcorn, Ches-
hire, England, May IA, 1853 But
though born in England the famous
novelist is in reality a Manyman. His
parents were both natives of the Isle
Of Man and he himself has spent the
greater part of his life there. He
studied to become an architect, but
soon abandoned his plans in that di-
rectiOn to become a journalist. He
wrote editorials for Liverpool news
paper for six years and then went to
London at the invitation of d. G. Ros-
setti, the famous painter-poet with
whom he continued to live until Ros-
setti's death in 1882. Mr.. Caine then
began a literary career in London His
early work consisted chiefly of maya?
zine articles and several historical
volumes. His first novel, THE Shad-
ow of a Crime" was published in 1885
1t did not at first meet with popular
favor. Neither did his second attempt,
"A Son of Hagar,' published in 1881
But fame came to him with his third
attempt, ''The Deemster," the first of
the series Of ManX novels which OPP
ened up realm in the world of fic-
ton. Other Well-known novels of Mr.
Caine, some of which have been dra-
matized with great success, are '"Tht
The Christian" and "The
Eternal City,
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
THE OLDEST LIVING
EX-WCE-PRES|DEhT
Levi P. Morton Will Celebrate
Eighty-Fifth Birthday
Tomorrow.
FAMOUS AS A F|AANr|ER
Beside MIR. Msrton Only Three Other
EX.Yice-PreSideRtS Are LiV-
ing-Mr. Msftsa By Far
The Oldest.

New York, May 15.-Still fresh and
Levi P Morton, the oldest living ex-
Vice-President of the United States,
will celebrate his eighty-fifth birthday
anniversary tomorrow. Beside Mr..
Morton, there are now living only
three other men who have held the
position of Vice-President of the Unit
ed States, Adlai E. Stevenson, Theo-
sdore Roosevelt and Charles w. Fair
banks. Not only is Mr.. Morton by far
the oldest among his surviving col
leagues, but, with one exception, he
has already attained a greater age
than any other former Vice-President.
The only exception was John Adams,
the first Vice-President of the United
States, who died in 1926 at the ripe
age of ninety years.
While Mr.. Stevenson has reached
the age of seventy-four, the other two
are still comparatively young men,
MIR. Roosevelt being f1fty-one, Mr.,
Fairbanks fifty-seven years old. Of
his predecessors who have Joined the
silent army only John Adams lived to
be older than Mr. Morton is now.
Thomas Jefferson died at the age of
eighty-three, Hannibal Hamlin at the
age of eighty-one, and Aaron Burr at
the age of eighty. The latter holds
the record in one respect, however,
among the deceased former Vice-Pres-
idents; he survived the end Of his
term of Office by thirty-one years, a
longer period than shows the record
of any other of the deceased former
holders of that Office. Mr.. Morton]
will have to live until he is 100 years.
old to surpass Burr's record. i
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
''s'op Hendrix Celebrates His. Ssxsx.
Second Birthday.


hishop Eusene e. 3. Hendrix. of the
Method'ss episcopal Church South
was 1s2rs9 ~ May II, 1s47, in Fayette, Nc.
= 4nd received his early educati1a in
tPentrai College in his nat;xe, place.
later I'd. he attended Wes,syan College,
Mladlet'"n. Conn, I'D after gradual
sns,1 srs rom mat estitution in 1867. hse
ology a. the Union theological Semi.
nary, Alter his ordination in 1870 he
accepted the 'pastorate of the churches
u I Macon and and ST. Joseph, Missouri of
= laFciatlng until 1873. when he was
elected president of Central Colle.e.
IN, "a 1855 ne was elected to the Dish :
opfh OF the NJ. e. Church saut6. and.
gave up the college pree1deincy. He.
mas made official visits 70 Mexico. Bra:
zl' China. Japan and Korea, aaG r
founded the misslon of his church in
the latter country. - '
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
Norsemen Observe National Hol;dar

ChlGago, ILL.,. May 17-Norwav,s ~.
aional holiday, commemorative y
islgnlhg OF the Norwegian he4
constitution in 1914, we nationals.
Chicago Norwegian ID observed by
crate celebrati - today with elab-
split anon sns. On account of a.
Iuestie 4 Norsemen over the LIQUOR
e' IN, there were two separate cel--
,rations, one wet and one dry"
Il An attractive feature of the festivi--
VI ties was a procession of school chill
RI dren dressed in turner and nationals
: costumes. They marched to Hum
It boldt Park, where exercises were held
q Other celebrations were held at Logan
Square and at Wicker Park. Gov.
Deneen, Prof. Julius Olsen, of the Uni
versity OF Wisconsin, and DIR. Halydan
Keht, of the University of Norway,
C. were among the speakers.
ulI Fargo, N. D., May 17.-Norway' s
nd great national holiday, "Syttende
RS Maj" was celebrated here today by a
in gathering of Norwegians from many
eat points. An all-day programme of fes
ex- tivities was carried out, including lit
ks erary exercises, a parade and NOrwe
yer gian sports and games.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
DEATH OF DIR. YATES.
Veteran Minister of Methodist Church
Beloved by All. Is No More.

Durham, N. c., May 14-Dr. E. A
Yates, veteran minister of the Metho-
dist Church, and for nearly nine years
lecturer in the department of Biblical
Literature at Trinity College, died sit
ting in chair at his hotel this after
noon. He had been ailing since Sun
day with a deep cold, but was up the
street this morning.
After eating his midday lunch, he
went to the front porch and was sit
ting reading the paper, when his head
dropped forward and he was dead in
a few minutes. Heart trouble, with
which he had been afflicted for sew
DIR. Yates was one of the oldest of
the Methodist ministers in the State.
He Joined the conference at Sails
bury in 1860, and there is but one liv-
ing member of that class, this mem
ber being DR.. w. H. More, presiding
elder OF the Rockingham district He
served as pastor of Trinity Church
here and served in Wilmington, these
being two Of his many appointments.
He served as presiding elder in the
Durham, Raleigh and Wilmington dis
tricts ard other charges. Since the
New Bern conference in 1900 he has
held the position of lecturer in thf
department OF Biblical Literature in
Trinity College.
There are two sons,s one here ant
the other in Washington. These are
the only immediate relatives. TIL.
funeral will be tomorrow Afternoon
at four O'Clock and the burial here.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
Opening of Atlantic Hotel, Merehead
City, N. C., Season of 1909.

The Atlantic Hotel, Morehead City,
N. c., will open. for the season June
l, 1909, under the management of
Frank P. Morton, who has been in
charge. of this famous hotel for the
past three years.
Many improvements for the comfort
and convenience of it's guests have
been made. since last season.
The equal of this well-known resort
Isl not to, be, found on. the Atlantic
coast, for health and pieasure. The!
sailing, fishing and + bathing eannatt Be j
surpassed. ;@,ias
For booklets and descriptive matters
address FfankaP. Mortor
Atlaatic Hotel - = GI' !
.p,,. !, rs--, raorehead City, ~. c.
-,ss1,tor car service will be inaugu-
Ea4ed betWeen Geldsboro and BeaA-
fort, n c., commencing Tuesday, June
/, cars to be operated on trains No. 2
and 5, week days, and trains No. and
8 Sundays.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
DIR. JOE E. GRIMSLEY d
This Fine Physisian and No
Is No More.

The Argus chronicles with
personal sorrow the untime
of DR.. j. E. Grimsley. form
Snow Hill, which occurred
at his home in Greensboro,
poison, consequent upon an OF
he assisted in Thursday at ST
hospital, whereby he became in
his death resulting within three
DR.. Grimsley was well known
city, where he took his first cou
medicine, under the late DIR. Jol
Spicer, and here, as wherever els
was known, he was held in highes
teen1, .and. his all too untimely d,
will bel deeply deplored.
He is survived by his devoted
and six children, several brothers
sisters and hosts of friends, and in
community of his adopted home
man stood higher-and deservedly S
for. he was one of natures nobleme
and everyone, who came in conta
with him SO recognized him.
The funeral and interment was he
I'M Greensboro, landi a number? of, b
Greene county friends passed .th1oul
this city yesterday on -#lfeif. sMaM :
participate e ths SAD obseduies.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
To Combat Prohibition.

San Francisco, CAL, May 17..-In re-
sponse to q call issued by the National
Model License League, represent atives
OF all Of the Wine and spirit int tarests
of the Pacific coast, assembled for a
conference here today. The purpose
OF the meeting is to form the coast
trade into gigantic organization that
will take concerted action against
prohibition and in ffaor OF the proper
regulation Of saloons.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
.GOLDSBORO
PUBLIC school, ]
Classex Exercises Wednei
day of This Week.
Interesting Programmes OF CIa
Day Exercises And of Class
Night. DR.. Edwin Minis
Delivers The Annual
Address Wednesday
Night.

On Wednesday and Wednes
evening of this week the commen
ment exercises of the graduating cl
of the Goldsboro High School will
held at the school and all of Col
boro will be there to participate.
The following program will be
served:
Prayer-Rey. J. G. Buskie.
Chorus, 'Down in the Dewy Dell
Smart.
Address of Welcome Glass Pr.
dent Robert Stevens.
Glass HistOry-Lura Brogden.
Glass Poem-Arnold Dennis.
Glass Song-Class.
Class Will-George Freeman.
Prophecy-Ellen Douglass Biz
Chorus, Farewell Song-Class.
Reading of Prize Essay.
Presentation of We'll Prizes-C
E. Robinson.
Presentation of Royal Prize
w. G. Hubbard.
Reading, Arbor Day-Eunice
zell.
Chorus, "Blow, Balmy Breez
Warner.
Reading, ''The Forest Hymn
Aycock.
Reading, "Our Tree Annie {
The planting of the tree-Boy
Planting Song-Class.
Benediction-Rev. G. T. Wat
Class Night.
Prayer-Rev. e. III. Davis.
Chorus, Merry May"-Vince
Introduction of Speaker.
Address-Dr. Edwin Minis,
ity College.
Chorus, 80, Skylark, for Thy
Announcement of SCHOLARSHIP
Delivery of Diplomas-Col.
Davis.
Renediction-Rev w. G. HUI
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
4 RIGHTEOUS i HTE @ Us ;ERDIcT.
Captain Hains Gets From Eight to
Sixteen Years.

Flushing. N. Y. May 17.-Capt Pc
ter @ Hains, Jr., was today given an
indeterminate sentence to Sing Sing
from eight to sixteen years at hard
labor for the killing of William e. An
mis- last August The sentence was
imposed by Justice Garrettson, who
presided over the trial.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
} HOLD UP TRAIN.
Unknown Amount and Then
Ike Their Escape.

Wash, May 17.-Follow-
dup of a Great Northern
rain by six bandits be-
ert and Meads last night
sons were injured when
i've and the mail car, cut
le rest of the train, were
Wild by the bandits, after
fled the rest of the train.
luctor saw the wild cars
* at twenty-five miles an
md another trainman plac-
n the track, but the cars.
ftly stopped. plunged into
les. throwing passengers
seats, cutting them with
ass. A trainman snrane
locomotive as the collision
md shut off the steam, stop
lavec.
le train reached Colbert late
!, while the crew was busy
switching two men sprang
cab and thrusting revolvers
she breasts of the engineer
men ordered them to do as
led. The engineer and fire
4plied and the mail sars wer.
from the rest of the train by
Ter robbers. The locomotive
il car then ran up the track
niles. Then the engineer. and
nan were forced, tor4eaye the
~o OF the. robbers went to the
the mail car and ordered it |
Fheir eemmnad was obeyed
amin 4. Stumpf. mail clerk,
hurried away from the cars
engineman by a dozen rSI
)ts.
the locomotive themg elves
s took the mail cargdown |
and looted ttAaN registered
as-r-'
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
Carnegie Library Dedicated.

San Leandro. CAL, May 14.-Inter-
esting ceremonies attended the dediea-
ton OF the new Carnegie library here
today. The principal address was de-
Iivered by sas, John r. Irish, of Oak.
land & 9
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
REV. SPENCE DELIVERED
TWO STRONG SERMONS SUNDAY
Arralgns Citizens Whose Only Ambi-
fin'' Is Wealth and POwer-Their
rrOW Vision.

IrrOW Vision.
Spence, of Charlotte
strong sermons in St
st Church Sunday morn
-ev. Spence took as his
IS Famous Choice" the
'e God instead of wealth
He contrasted this great
1 money mad Rome in
he Caesars, Alexander's
conquer worlds and the
'icans, who seem to be
for wealth and power.
was replete in compari-
a powerful arraignment
" and money-mad citi-
led that their vision ex-
Is far as their hand anG
lable to see the light OF
tity.
on, Rev. Spence com
ork of life with that OF
as On tapestries, where
do not see the pattern
rk is completed. So we
Yor to take part in all OF
les of life, although the
les seems dark and dim
we shall be rewarded
lster shows us our work
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19

New York's new theatre, organized
on an alleged ideal basis, is to present
opera lirique. This may. however,
be our old familiar friend, opera com
ique. nasquerading under new
name.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
Death Of Child.

The two-year-old child of Mr.. and
Mrs. John A Worsley. of Mount Olive.
died Sunday night. The remains
were taken to Tarboro for intarment.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19

Ten young women recently joined
the lobby that is demanding high
duty on hosiery. The ten make more
stockings than they wear.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19

Edward Payson Weston is little
behind schedule time, but when the
weather Is better he will doubtless be
able to cover the 4,3O0 miles in 100
days.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19

The tusk of mastodon that roamed
about the locality of Pittsburg 1000
years ago has been found. 1t may
have been at that time truly proper
mastodon.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-05-19
AS WE GO ALONG.

AS WE GO ALONG.
Scratch-pad Reflections, Wise an,
Otherwise.
A message from Mars-''Say, whats
the scorer"
DR.. Mary Walker favors the sheath
gown. However, anybody who thinks
is badly mistaken.
ITO arms, women!" exclaims the
Atlanta Georgian. That's the proper
place for them.
| A Louisville woman jumped from a
swiftly moving car, ran two blocks
! through a common, jumped through
the glass door of a grocery store and
then went home and hacked herself
with a meat ak. Outside of that, how
| ever, she seemed normal.
Sunday must be fathers day That's
the only day he can sleep late.
Shakespeare has often been accused
of borrowing other peoples ideas.
What if he did? He was a grand old
cribber.
A contemporary tells where poets
may still starve. Surely, it isn't ex
pected that poets in their right minds
will go there?
A Missouri woman wants a divorce
because her husband put too much
There is nothing worse in biscuit than
too much soda
Carrie Gale, of Ohio, celebrated her
efghtieth birthday in breezy style by
walking six miles in less than four
hours
A Missouri man got himself into a |
peck of trouble because he said a |
girls mouth looked like a tunnel. He |
should have said it reminded him of |
a rosebud.
Some people don't seem to know |
when to stop, especially when they
are shooting lions.
An Ohio man dropped dead while
listening to the village band. Hang
the band!
1t is reported that several Chicago
ans would not allow themselves to be
called heroes. At the hour of going to
press the report could not be substan-
tiated.
A well-knoWn woman novelist who
has left her husband because he is
too good" says she has "soul of
flame and perfume What she doesn't
seem to have is common sense
A Massachusetts octogenarian COM
mitted suicide because he couldn't see
his best girl. It is a shame to treat
an old man that way in the spring.
Broken hearts are never worn onl
the sleeve. 1t is so questionable
Just because two people fall out of
a hammock together is no sign that
they are affinities.
1t takes fool to make foolish bet
and a greater fool to win it,