The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-16
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 Louisviiie man has turned out on electrical invention that enables q man to He in bed and fish. when t comes to 3. lie about the size of the fish Sausnt Sss ;fn. s,e we prssume he can depend on
 When 6 man intends to start a news paper In France the first thing he does it Is said is to take fencing less the "fencss in p DoiitiesT Y = About the chief use a school boy has for mathematics this time of the year Is to figure on the baseball per-
 How Can I sleep7' writes corres- pondent; Try reading the Congress sun burn. We told this to young lady who has acquired considerable tan of Late and yesterday she steered us straight to an ice cream parlor. We that wasn't the kind of cold cream re- ferrcd to.
 Thirteen young women at one coun- try place are writing as many society baS better be on their guard
 Agricuiturai paper has an article on The Time to Look After Poultry" Ears rrarson snowbail says late at night IS
 Dumas says that poverty dispels pride. Still the tramp Is too proud
 Never look down the barrel of a strange gun to see if 1t is loaded. It generally is.
 ofsn ssysn uses ss it Tta to & hsr sos wife In London milk is preserved by chemicals. We are not so particular in America. We just put plenty of water in 1t and let 1t go at that.
 Of all the narrow minded men of whom we ever heard, here is the limit. A shoemaker in Northern New York will not attend church in which the in order that his shoes may sooner or later need half soiing.
 There is nothing like having little ries If he lived today would have more, sense than to snap his fingers at Getting time to take up carpets for Has your wife done her spring house cleaning and you your spring pocket hook cleaning as yets Fools rush in where angels fear to
 tread
 They say.
 Be careful how you eat young brides
 bread.
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 When a girl lives in a small village everybody knows when she gets let- ter from "him." No matter how care her peek-a-boo waist. ali the folks know what days he writes on and even what train brings 1t. should be sent to the Honse of Cor rection. !. Man out West tried his razor on his face and found 1t would not cut to see how dull 1t was. Ills wife and the children are hunting around the yard for that thumb yet.
 Ancient philosopher remarked that "a wicked man could never be happy" even though he possessed all the riches of the world Right--that thing called conscience wakes him up in the Si i0die or to the ssen night and win not let him. The blue bird sings his roundelay Disturb me not as round I lay
 On days like these.
 e,s rsys.. ass i.l-.-si si Asos s.asf < Funny thing happenedp tfse, other taay. h a certain Rrohtbitionlltown nuts far country drug store and. ,winked at the ady behind the soda fountain. She was the. druggists wife, however, and when he got through nopging up the nore than brown derby and a sample ease left. Nana "Alone my lonely watch keep" 'ings an eastern poet. Glad to hear There is nothing impossible to determined spirit" says an ancient philosopher. That philosopher never ,osomed sixteen shirt.
 Alabama Bloom. Bloom time in Alabama-pass the mer- Bloom time in AIabama--there's a
 wealth of bloom and song. The Alabama mocking bird Is warbling
 songs so sweet ,ttr tlvrf 'T rf" EFl That the. Alahama darkey Is a shufflin
 of his feet, .r4 ,y ,. Bloom time in Aiabama-ain't you glad
 that you're aliveY Bloom time In Alabama-bees buzzin'
 round the hive. The green things in the garden are
 a jumpin' up so fast That you almost see 'em movin' as you
 kinder mosey past.
 
 are swayin'
 Bloom time in Aiabama--little kids a
 playiD'
 So contented in the sunshine by the
 brook that laughs and crys Face an, hands all dirty but content
 makin' mud pies. Bloom time in Alabama-ail the world
 is kinder glad: ; Bloom time In Alabama-ain.t no time for lookin' sad. smiles to those who'll take 'em
 -passin, kind words long the way If folks are blue we'll toss to them
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