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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21
JULY COURT.


81. 25. old COWS and rough eXen a,
from 2 to &c.
Good crowd at the pens ano
while there was no buyers from
out of the State, all the counties
in Central Kentucky were repre-.
sented.
A great many cattle sold dur
ing the day, but quite a number
left over unsold. We caught
some of the sales made before
noon:
Fred Mccormick sold 16 400-lb.
heifers to Allen Mccormick al
3!c.
Jessie Highland bought Is 800
10. steers of Risener & Gevedon
at S4.75 for 10 and at 1925.
A. f. Kearns, of Carlisle,
bought so cows and heifers at
from 8 to &c.
Mike O'Connell, of Carlisle,
bought 10 500-lb. heifers of Ed.
Grigsby, at 50. 40.
Milt Lykins sold bunch of
85O-lb. steers to Mr.. Gay, of
Bourbon county, at 4tc.
Chas. Duff sold 10 950-lb. heif-
ers to YIN. Whaley, of Paris, at &c.
Mike Wilson sold same party ~
7OO-lb. heifers at 4c and 8 1000-lb.
cows at &c.
Green Allen sold s 400-lb. heif-
ers to Riley Chandler, of Bath
county, at $3.50.
Murphy & Yocum sold 6 850-lb.
steers to Gas Golf, of Bourbon
county, at $4.75.
Shade Caldwell sold 8 8O0-lb.
cows to Elgir Sharp, of Sharps-
burg, at $2.75.
Kelly Murphy sold % 600-lb.
heiters to Jacob Boyd. of Bath
county, at &c.
Mike Wilson sold 10 55O-lb.
heifers to Mike O'Connell at 3lc.
O. Fl. Downing sold IA 600-lb.
heifers to Joe W. Downing, of
Lexington, at 1915.
Henry Murphy sold "a 45O-lb.
steers to Claypo & Stewart, of
Bourbon county, at &c.
Henry Lemaster sold 90 SO0-lb.
steers to l.. B. Cockrell, of Clark
county, at 4lc.
w. NJ. Linkus sold 10 50O-lb.
heifers to Il. l.. Falkner, of Grant
county, at &c.
Van Brashear, Of Lexington,
bought 20 7O0-lb. yearlings of
Chas. Rose at $3.50.
G.. NJ. Stafford sold 10 800-lb.
steers to f. p. Clark, of Bath
county, at 1870.
o. M. Ratliff, of Bath county,
bought % 1000-lb. oxen of North
Williams at 1926.
Joe w. Downing, of Fayette,
bought 10 600-lb. heifers of Tom
Risener at 1915.
George Halsey sold 20 40O-lb.
steer calves to Jonas Wiel, of
Lexington, ut $500.
Yocum & Murphy sold so
heifers to j. w. Young,
of Bourbon county, at 1925.
X. f. Stanley, of PrestOnsburg
sold AZ lambs at sc, 40 wethers at
&c, 1913 ewes at S4.75 per head,
and 10 bucks at &c.
f. r. and w. E. Little bought
about 500 ewes at from $3.50 to
$3.50 per head. There was about
900 sheep on the market.
We noted the sale of a few
225-lb. hogs at 1925 per hundred
and some sows at 1925.
Little or nothing doing in mules
or horses.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21

Parents will please clip from
this issue: A Few of the Things
Parents Should Teach Their Chill
dren.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21

Read in this issue: The Brides
Decalogue.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21
Same Hero.

One OF the behests given the Japan.
ese bride is do not talk too much"
The constant stress laid on this advice
Is sure sign that 1t isn't beina
needed. ~
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21
FOR POLICE JUDO E.
We are authorized to announce
BEN r. TURNER

as candidate for Police Judge of Mt
Sterling, subject to the action OF the
Democratic party.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21

Stone crooks and jars, &c a gal
lon; stone churns and preserve
Jars, SIC oalloo 90 ~".. .,..r
Grocery.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21

FOR SALE. = Seed Rye and
Lumber. Apply to
K. ID. Marshall.
Phone 725 Boat
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21

Constipation causes headache,
nausea, dizziness, languor, heart
palpitation. Drastic physics grippe,
sicken, weaken the bowels and
don't cure. Doan's Regulets act,
gently and cure constipation. 25c.y
Ask your druggist. 52-4t.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21
Don't worry.

Read: Be Mirthful at Mealtime.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21
We are authorized 10 announce
CHAS. w. NESBITT

as A candidate for Police Judge of Mt.
Sterling, subject to the action OF the
Democratic party.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1909-07-21
: Land, Stock & Crop
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For Veterinary Service day or
night call on DR.. w. B. Robinson.
Phone135. Anderson's Stable. soft
Great damage has been done to
Central Kentucky wheat by ex-
cessive rains, but the fair weather
for three days may stop the loss.
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Correction.

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Phone 725
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03

Several cases OF this kind have been
noted lately.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
NEWS Of OREGON
STATED IN BRIEF
TELEGRAPHIc CHRONICLE OF
STATE HAPPENINGS.
KLAMATH GRAFT Is DENIED
Charges Are Not Called TO Official
Attention--Whole Cost Must
Be Paid.

Portland-lf there have been graft
and corruption In connection with
the Klamath irrigation project, and
II exorbitant prices have been paid
for canals and lands acquired by the
reclamation service. the directors of
the Klamath Water Users Associa-
tons either were parties to the graft
or were guilty of gross neglect in
handling the affairs of their organ
ization, That there has been graft
and extravaganza is seriously ques-
toned in government circles. and
the first proof OF maladministration
has yet to be laid before the secre-
tary of the interior.
Secretary Ballinger says that the
terms of the reclamation act are
explicit That law stipulates that
the settlers shall repay into the rec
lamation fund the exact cost of con-
struetion, and it is not given 10 him
or to any other official to waive this
requirement Even II assurance had
been given that the project would
cost only SIS an acre. that assur-
ance would not hold If. in the end.
Il turned out that the cost was
greater than that amount.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
Rsboon sayagely ATTACKS Master.

Notwithstanding for his life,
Fred Wilson, an animal trainer en-
ployed about the winter quarters of
the Don Carlos Animal Shows, bat
tied for half an hour with "Koko-
mo-" pink-tailed baboon, that
sprang from his perch in the dimly-
lighted cage when his master en-
tered to feed the animal Wilson
was rescued by the other attendants
and rushed to 4 hospital, where he
is in serious condition.
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capped death by narrow margin
when he fell from the rear Of an
eastbound train into Eagle Creek
and was washed out into the Co
iumbia river,
Kelsay was getting of the train,
which had stopped with the rear
car on the Eagle Creek bridge, a
short distance below Bonneville, and
missed his footing. He fell 30 feet
into the rushing current. which car
ried him out into the river, hut be-
ing good swimmer he managed
to get ashore His leg and arm
were injured and he was put to be
in a sleeper and taken to his home
in Pendleton.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03

Portland-An automobile with five
occupants, driven by J, l., Overton,
of Elgin, Or, crashed headlong into
a streetear, At noon Sunday. throw
ing three of the passengers from
the automobile and iniuring them,
Mrs. a. J. Olds, of Weiser. Idaho.
is in such serious condition that it
is believed she cannot recover, She
is 90 years old,
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
Railroad Appeals From Assessment,

Baker City-A legal battle be-
tween the O, r. & N. and the coun-
ty Of Baker is indicated by filing
Of suit appealing from a decision Of
the county board of equalization to
the circuit court The assessor Gu,
the railroad assessment from S26.SoO
10 Sl6,S00 a mile. but the board re-
stored il TO the former figure.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
Wealthy Widow Weds.

Portland, Or, Dec. Preserving
the utmost secrecy as TO their plan,
and after romantic engagement,
Mrs. r. S Hamilton, widow of the
late State Senator Hamilton, of Ia
coma, and w. b, Sanford. also OF
Tacoma, were married at Vancouver
Monday, Mrs. Hamilton is one OF
the wealthiest women in Tacoma.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
Hold-Up Sentenced.

Salem-Judge Burnett sentenced
A. b. Smith. who held up a local
jewelry store last summer and it Is
alleged sent threatening letters 10
A. Iush, the banker. to an indeter-
inmate sentence of from 5 to %
years in the penitentiary.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
To Protect Animals.

Eugene-Several women of Eu-
gene are interested in the organiza-
ton of local society for the pre-
vention of cruelty to animals The
movement was started by recent
cases wherein owners have turned
out superannuate\ horses to die
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
Albany Realty lIen Organize.

Albany - Permanent organization
OF the Albany Real Estate Exchange
has oeen perfected. Every real es-
tate man in this city is a mcmb 81
of the organization.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
unatilla Victim Identified.

PendletOn-A. Rabeal is the name
OF the man murdered near Umatilla,
This much was discovered by Ip9-
uty Sheriff Wilson.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03

Health is too precions to be
tampered with by incompetent
vendors OF drugs. Try the
Wilson Duffy Drug Co, for
clean drugs, and expert service.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1909-12-03
Brakeman's Narrow Escape.

Hood River-John Kelsay. an o,
r. & N. passenger brakeman, es-
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
The Vacant Chair

What sad memories linger around
the old vacant chair. Sitting in the
middle of the floor, with a plaintive
look about its frayed and seemingly
weary back, it brings back a tumultu-
Gus riot of sad rccollections that time
can never efface. Volumes of bitter
anguish come to me when arrive
home in time to catch the milkman
sWlping the loose furniture around the
place, and take off my shoes to avoid
publicity, and strike my best toe
against the rocker of the old vacant
chair. Then, forgetting for the mo-
ment my unclad feet, l kick the chair
on the other rocker. That is when
the sadness and suffering that fingers
around the old chair comes out with
an extra edition and great chunks of
gloom settle over me like a herd of i'll
natured flies.-Oregon Journal.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16

Durgh on April "a, 1867, from a visit
TO her infant son (who was afterward
James l. of England), Boutwell,. at the
mead OF an armed force, met her and
carried her away to Dunbar castle.
Ihough this daring act was supposed
10 be nothing less than a piece of law
less kidnapping, it is more than prob
able that Mary not only freely con-
sented to the scheme, but had helped
to plan it. At any rate, she made no
resistance. Boutwell, promptly di-
Vorced his faithful wife, and on May
10, 1867 (barely three months after
Darnley's DEATH, he and Mary were
married. Mary had meanwhile made
boutwell, duke of Orkney But he was,
to all intents and purposes, the real
ruler of Scotland. When he and Mary
appeared in public he used to hold
his cap in his hand to show he was
her subject. But Mary would snatch
the cap from him and put it on his
mead to indicate that he was her
equal. He tyrannized over her and be-
haved toward her with none of the
courtesy or Difference due her rank.
He had apparently won his life's ambi-
ton and no longer troubled to show
clVlllty to the woman to whom he
owed all. But the more cruelty he
treated her the more Mary loved him.
The Scotch lords hated Boutwell,
and had no idea of accepting him as
their ruler. They rose in arms and
took Mary away from him. She es-
capped from them disguised as boy
and Joined Boutwell,. Then the lords
marched against the lovers in open
warfare. Boutwell,, who was as brave
as he was brutal, offered to settle the
The End Of quarrel by single
A.. combat with any
''' '0'''"'ee' champion the
lords might name. The challenge
was rejected. The queens followers
deserted her. She was at the lords
mercy.
Hemmed in and unable to escape,
she kissed Boutwell, good-by with
, many tears and surrendered to her
foes. Boutwell,, seeing all was lost,
deserted her, and, slipping through
the enemy's lines, escaped to Norway.
There he was captured, and died in
sane in a Scandinavian prison. Mary
was dethroned. She fled for protection
to England. There Queen Elizabeth
cast her into prison and later had her
beheaded
But, indirectly, the Scotch queen
was avenged. Her descendants, the
Stuart kings, misruled England and
(by their fickleness and other evil
qualities inherited from Nary made
that country suffer untold misfor-
tunes.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
GOOD WORK is LOVED WORK
And Therein One Should Find the
Contentment That Is Chief
Part of Life.

If man doesn't love his work, he
had Better get something else to do.
But the trouble is that such people
will hardly love any kind of work.
The trouble is in them. They lack
intelligence. If they knew enough
to know good work, they would soon
learn to love it. The manual-train-
ing scheme has this in view-to sur
round the job man is doing with
such intelligence and taste as will
make it attractive to him.
THE man who is in love with MS
job gets more contentment out OF life
than any other" says Brander Mat
thews; and he gets great part of his
contentment in doing his work right
No man can love his work who shirks
No man can be contented who is dis.
honest about his work. This is shirk.
ing or doing it negligent'y. So these
things always go together-honest
work, contentment and love of the job
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
AG0NIZING ITCHING.
Eczema for Year-Got No Relief
Even at Skin Hospital-ln Despair
Until Cuticura Cured Him.

Il was troubled with severe Itch
ing and dry, scrufy skin on my ankles,
feet, arms and scalp. Scratching made
1t worse. Thousands Of small red pim-
pies formed and these caused intense
itching. I was advised to go to the
hospital for diseases of the skin. did
so, the chief surgeon saying: II never
saw such bad case Of eczema" But
got little or no relief. Then tried many
so-called remedies, but I became so
bad that l almost gave up in despair.
After suffering agonies for twelve
months, I was relieved of the almost
unbearable itching after two or three
applications Of Cuticura Ointment. I
continued its use, combined with Cuti-
cura Soap and Pills, and I was COM
pletely cured. Henry Searle, Little
Rock, Ark, Oct. and 10, 1907"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
GREAT LOVE STORIES
OF HISTORY -
By ALBERT PAYsoN TERHuNE
Mary. Queen of Scots, and Boutwell,
Copyright by the Author.)
By ALBERT PAYSON TERHIJNE

This is the love story of a fascinat.
ing, wicked woman and of man who
was quite as wicked without being in
the least fascinating. The woman
was Mary Queen of Scots. The man
was her husband, James Hepburn.
earl of Boutwell,.
Mary inherited the crown of Scot
land. In early youth she married
King Francis II. of France. He died
and she came back to rule her own
country. The gay, frivolous French
court had just suited Marys light ma
ture. With the harsh, grave, quarrel
some Scots who now surrounded her
she had nothing in common. She
shocked them. They bored her. For
state reasons she married her cousin.
young Lord Darnley. He was a big,
awkward, stupid, weak fellow whom
Mary grew to despise. He was des-
perately afraid of her, and was Jealous
as we'll. He had ample cause for both
emotions. The marriage was unhap-
py. So was Mary's whole reign. She
disliked her people. They distrusted
her. From the first everything seemed
to go wrong.
1t was when affairs were at their
worst that Boutwell, loomed up big on
the political horizon. Though of high
rank, he was ruffian adventurer, who
had more than once been mixed up in
reasonable and other unlawful esca-
A o,ea a pades. Darnle e y
an Adventurer. murdered Rizzio,
the queens elder
ly secretary, and in a fit of rage
sought Marys death or imprisonment.
Boutwell,, with a strong army at his
Dack, lnterfered in her behalf. He
also helped to stir her dislike for
Darnley into hatred. Soon afterward
Darnley was assassinated. There can
be no doubt that Boutwell, caused his
murder or that Mary knew beforehand
What tate the earl had plotted for her
young husband. With Darnley out of
the way all was clear sailing for Both
well. He had gained tremendous in
Huence over the queen. Where other
men f1attered her he bullied her.
Where others begged for her favor
boutwell, brutally demanded it. He
was her master by sheer force of will
and rough strength. This sort of man
appealed to Mary's tickle heart. She
loved him more and more devotedly
the more brutal treatment she re-
ceived at his hands. Whatever orders
he gave she meekly obeyed. 1t was
another case of Beauty and the Beast.
Directly after Darnley's murder
Boutwell, planned master stroke in
his game of courtship and statecraft
AS Mary was riding back to Edin-
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
Now and Then,

He is a capitalist now in an Ohio
town, but he was not always thus.
He has progressed along various lines,
and one mark of his progress is the
open-back shirt, comparatively mod
ern invention. To this he is yet new,
and recently commented upon it to a
friend who was in his room while he
was dressing.
Look at me-" he said, sticking his
head through the shirt, when l same
to this town l hadn't shirt to my
back, and now-now, haven't back
to my shirt"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16

Back he came, angry and chagrined,
in no mood to meet Elizabeths re-
proaches. In this mood he picked a
quarrel with Sir Charles Blount, on
whom the queen had also deigned to
cast a favoring eye. He and Blount
fought a duel, in which Essex was
wounded and disarmed.
Life at the court dragged on for a
while longer. Then Essex fell in love
with the clever widow of Sir Philip
Sydney and married her. The mar
riage was kept secret for fear of the
queens wrath. Nor was the fear in
vain. When Elizabeth learned of the
wedding she was enraged beyond
measure. Yet such was her fondness
for Essex that she at last pretended
to forgive him, and he was in a meas
ure restored to royal favor. High
honors and offices were showered
upon him. Yet Elizabeth, it seems,
never quite pardoned his crime of dar-
ing to prefer another woman to her.
self. His former power over her was
gone. The end was drawing near She
no longer forbade him to embark on
dangerous enterprises; but she man
aged to see that he got scant profit or
glory from such expeditions. Once,
when he protested against a piece of
manifest injustice on her part, Eliza
The Fall Of the beth publicly
az boxed his ears,
and with a volley
of profanity bade him "go to the
devil This scene killed any linger-
ing trace of affection between the
two.
In 1899 he was made lord lieutenant
of Ireland and sent to quell an upris-
ing in that country. He failed to car
ry out his mission. and on his return
was deprived of his titles and put un-
der arrest. Soon he was set free, but
forbidden to come to court. He now
tasted all the bitterness of a fallen
favorite OF fortune. The wealth, high
offices and power lavished upon him
by Elizabeth were snatched away. He
had sacrificed his youth, his indepen-
dence, his ambitions-all for nothing.
To a man like Essex such fall
from favor was intolerable. Misfor-
tune turned his brain. Instead of ac.
cepting his ill-luck gracefully the mis-
guided man actually tried to stir up
revolution. He was captured and con-
demned to death. On February 21,
1901, the sentence was carried out.
Essex was beheaded He was only
"a. But for his unfortunate affair with
the queen he might have won per;nan-
ent greatness and fame.
Elizabeth is said to have been dis
tracted with grief and remorse at her
former favorite's death and to have
reproached herself bitterly for her
treatment of the young earl She sur.
vived him by only two years.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
QUEEN ELIZABETH AND ESSEX

Queen Elizabeth of England at the
time this story begins was so years old
She was tall, thin, and ugly and had a
fearful temper, Her teeth were black
from tobacco and decay, and she wore
red wig. Robert DevereuX, earl of
Essex, was barely 21. He was hand
some, accomplished and of fine figure,
besides being one of the best edu-
Gated men of his day. He was popular
and seemed to have great future in
store. 1t pleased Elizabeth to fancy
herself in love with him. This love
affair was destined to make both of
the participants miserable and to end
Essex's life at "a.
Elizabeth was the daughter of
Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn On the
death of her half-sister, Mary, she be-
came queen of England. She surrounL
ed herself with wise counsellors, and
encouraged literature, exploration and
all the arts. For this reason her reign
was England's golden age" Eliza
beth never married. Yet she was in
the habit of falling in love with mobiles
OF her own court, and of carrying on
violent fiirtations with them Their
hattery delighted her. She believed
IN it all. Such men as succeeded in
making the queen think they adored
her usually rose high in power; but
they found it no easy task to crafty
her tremendous vanity or to avoid her
furious temper. The best and last of
these mobiles who won her f1eeting af-
p., fections was the
Filtration. young earl Of Es-
sex. He was at
Fl an accomplished soldier and cour-
tier. That he really loved Elizabeth
is very doubtful. But he was ambi-
tious and jumped at so dazzling a
chance for advancing his own inter-
ests. At heart he was honest and i'm
pulsive. 1t was not as easy for him
as for his predecessors to keep on
good terms with the cranky old queen
and to soothe her illhumor with pret-
ty speeches. In fact, SO tiresome did
he find the royal Irritation that he
tried to amuse himself more once by
making love to her majesty's maids of
honor. But this was perilous pastime.
For Elizabeth was as jealous as she
was vain.
Court life wearied young Essex.
Wars, explorations and other sorts
OF adventure were going on all about
him. But Elizabeth would not let him
take part in any of these expeditions.
She could not bear to have him out
OF her sight. He loved excitement and
found existence dreary at the palace.
So in 1887, when he was %, he slipped
away secretly and joined brakes fleet
that was sailing on Portugal. But
Elizabeth sent message after the
fleet commanding Essex "at his utter
most peril" to come back at once.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
Woman's Darinu Deed.

In southern Tunis lies am extensive
salt marsh desert called the Shot
Jerid, of which the Arabs stand in ter
ror, for many caravan has been lost
in the salt incrusted morass, which,
according to De Lesseps is as much
as 1900 feet deep in places. This
region has been crossed for the first
time in small automobile by wom-
an, Myriam Harry, well-known
French novelist.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
Detected.

The consul in London of a continen-
tai kingdom was informed by his gov,
ernment that one of his countrywom.
en-, supposed to be living in Great Brit.
ain, had been left million of money
After advertising without result, he
applied to the police, and a smart
young detective was set to work.
When a few weeks has gone by
his chief asked him how he was go,
ing on.
I've found the lady, sir"
Good! Where is she?"
AT my place. l got married to her
yesterday"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1909-12-16
Slow Recovery.

us the editor out?" asked visitor
to the office of the Ridgeville Banner.
Eyes, sir" answered the editors
small assistant. Hes gone out to
put away jug of Ticker left by sub
scriber.''
do you think it will take him long
to put it away?"
Nav, sir, it won't take him long
ter put it away, but after that he
won't be able ter do nuthin fur a
week"