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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-21
The Happiest.

The HapPiest.
In the smoking room of the Finland,
discussing a June wedding, Andrew
Carnegie said:
"And thank goodness 1t wasn't an
International marriage, though the
bride did have 18 millions.
Not" appended Mr.. Carnegie, that
I object to International marriages
wherein the two parties are good and
honorable and well matched. But SO
many of these marriages are like one
tkat Boston cynic described to
me.
"'Was it happy marriage? asked
this Bostonian.
"'Oh, quite said he. The bride
was happy, her mother was over.
joyed. Lord Lacland was in &c.
stacies, and his creditors. under
stand, were in a state of absolutely
endless and uncomfortable Bliss"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-21
WELL Defined.

De Quiz-What's your idea of the
difference between optimism and pes
simism?
De Whiz-O! the optimist says it is
spring when it isn't and the pessimist
says it isn't when it is.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-21
TRUE RESIGNATION.

Old Maids it really true that mar.
riages are made in heaven?
Doctor-Yes, I believe so.
Old Maid (resignedly)-O. then
doctor. you needn't call again.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16

Jack Rearnoy has founded no less
than 30 "Chin Chin" clubs through
out the country, When Jack
reaches city he makes the
rounds. II he finds n good reainu'
rant and tho boss III halfway de-
cent. Jack announces TO his own
troupe and others thpt the partlo-
ular plaea Ia worthy Of patronage.
It's hard to break Into Chin
Chin" club, but they're a bully
bunch.
He Saved Hla Job.
Jacks democratic sort Of a
chap and he tells ono on A. l..
ErlanEer. "Ont on the Polo
grounds IN New York. one day"
said Jack, Fred Stone and Abe
put on the boxing gloves Stone
Ia corking good boxer and Abe
isn't 80 slow Abe left himself
Wide open carly In tho bout and
Fred WAS Just about 20 put one
across when be suddenly cried. I
can't hit him-ho's booking me
next season That broke up the
party riRht there"
Jack. an the Con Ryan OF Tho
Girl Question" a. long DRAG from
the goblet OF delight Here's hop.
ing he doesn't forget to come back
soon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16

ATLANTA, Sept. 6--This hap.
pened al base ball game between
Atlanta aud Birmingham.
A sparrow suffering from a brain
storm attacked spectator in the
grand stand. AT this Billy Wells. a
prominent rootcf. without whom no
BAH game r. properly Joyous,
laughed heartily ha. ha. hal Just
like that. To do 80 he had 10 open
his mouth.
Attracted by tho opening, the
sparrow flew into Wells mouth
The laugh died away 10 a mufflod
groan. The next moment Wells
spat out the sparrow, which flew
elsewhere.
Somebody asked the victim how
he liked feathers.
First rate" he said. "Thcy
tickle the palate"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16
,,ox KsARNEv Is A FUN
MD sss orr. As WELL AS
IS ON THE STAGE

acp4 know him. its MT,
~ = =" Al knew him. its Jack
7 ~ and the minute you
kss,a Nm yea know him So its
~ Tsarney is the Hcfy Hub
sThe Clri Question. now
hoards At the Grand thea
"a lf you haven't seen him
Y so,'re working Yourself
spell back lack kear'
- an athlete around tleston
brother who stu retains
.,rl for the standing hieh
= In weights. Jacks special
sprlatlng. and they do say
sssned IN With clockllke regu'
esp .s While footracing that
: xesrney met John I. Sulll.
Iark was but a kid in those
-. - VA The nlg Fellow Jack
~ 's.ss refers 70 the mighty John
srhe Kig Fellow conceived
!. sing for the speedy Irish lad.
seme Lift. This.
.,ue day. Jack. who weighed at
~. lime about ISIS pounds, WAS
s-s'ns heavy weights. lie felt the
-. q John L. upon him and by
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16
crARTED OUT TO BE a FIERCE
FIGHTER; He IS a LAUGH NAKED

lightweight champion OF the world
II was one OF "The n'e Follow'as
ambitions. Jack admits that he
was fairly fast with the gloves. but
one day The Mig Fellow" urged
jack TO join road Rhow, and
that's how Jack Koarney broke In.
TO the show business instead of
taking a shy at the lightweight
championship.
All this happened some 20 years
ago. And since that time Jack
kearney has been developing into
comedian. The word Comedian
y used advisodly. Jack was out
this WAY just before the klondike
rush and he still remembers what
the hustle and bunk" was IN those
days.
Had A Chance TO BE Rich.
Jack likes tho west. lie had
bis choice Of chasing around the
east this season. but despite the
Inconvenience OF one night stands.
with an occasional sleeplcss night
thrown In, Jack chose tho weat.
and here he ~.
when first came west. years
aEo, with small troupe" said
Jack. Il remember several OF the
boys had few hundred dollars.
And every time | take a look at
Seattlc's growth. kick myself for
not investing"
BEING fond OF good fellowship.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16

a desperate effort succeeded In
raising SSa pounds from the
ground
1T was a foolish thing TO do. !"
said Jack. hut The BIS Fellow
was Watching mo and I simply had
20 lift that weight"
Despite his own success. John l..
wanted 90 make Jack Kearney the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16
Tax Commissioners Go east.

OLYMPIA. Sept, LEI. y. Frost
and Thomas A. Parish. OF the state
tax commission. left today 60 az.
tend the International tax confer
enoe. which viii be In session al
Louisville. KY. September q TO "a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-09-16
HoMuwARp THEY Fly.

MORAL; Keep your mouth shut
when sparrows are hunting a nest,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

A couple of Koreans have been land
ed IN the tanks by Chief of Detectives
Joe Leal on charge of highway ron
berry they having last night held IN
and robbed of his money another Ko-
rean whom they beat and who is now
in critical condition in the hospital
Special Officers Reeves and Medei-
ros who have since the beginning OF
the strike been stationed al Kahuku
to prevent trouble. are in the city
today to return to their posts this
evening
An aged Hawaiian woman arrested
in KakaakO on Sunday for CONDUCTING
"a blind-pig had her case nolle prose
quied in police court this morning and
is instead detained at the Kallhi re-
ceiying station.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
WORK ON
HILO HOTEL
FRED HARRISON LEAVES BY THE
MAUNA 7%EA TO START WORK
ON HAWAIrS HOSTELRY.

The work Of renovating the Hilo
hotel, which has been taken over by
George Lycurgus, will be started very
quickly. Fred Harrison, the focal
contractor, left for Hilo this noon on
the Mauna Kea and this will be one
of the matters which he will take up
at once. Plans are being drawn g.
present for Improvements to the huld-
ing, the installation of a modern kit
chen and all other things which will
bring the former hostelry up-to-date.
In addition to the work on the
hotel, Harrison will look after the
completion of the Masonic building
in Hilo and the erection of the new
building for Hacllfeld and Company.
He has all three jobs under his charge
and will spend considerable time on
Hawaii from now on till the work rs
completed
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
SHORT HONEYMOON
TAKEN IN PRISON

Livia Malahana and Malta Pipilani,
the couple for whom a bench warrant
was issued yesterday on their failure
to appear for sentence for violating
the Edmunds Act, were produced in
the Federal court this morning. Har-
old Spencer, their attorney, Informed
the court that they had been married.
Judge Dole took the fact as partial
expiration of the offensive and SEN
fenced them to but one hours impris-
onment.
1t would appear that, although the
couple defaulted in appearance yester-
day, under a promise of marriage
when they pleaded guilty previously.
they We're not in fact married until
this morning just before the court
not their courting-opened The cere-
mony took place in Marshal Hendrv's
Office where they were in custody.
Rev Motikawa being conveniently at
hand TO oficiate.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

When the defenses which are being
worked on now by the IT, S. Army
men are completed, the island of Oahu
will be practically impregnabe, ac-
cording, to a statement made by Bri
Sadier General Murray this morning,
as he was leaving for San Francisco i'll
the S. S. Hilonian.
The General stated that he was very
much pleased with the work which had
been done here on the fortifcations by
Major Winslow and by Captain Otwell,
Winslow's predecessor, In speaking
of his visit, he said:
There have been a good many mat
ters to go over during my visit and
besides a general inspection of the
work which has already been done
there were a number of locations to be
picked out This work has been at
tended to, and | have also been able
to take up a number of matters per-
sonally with Major Winslow which
would have been hard to handle pro-
perly through correspondence.
I'VE selected the location for tenn
porary barracks for the artillery COM
panies which will reach here about the
fifteenth OF next month They will
be of the same general character as
the cantonment at what is known as
Schofield barracks at Leilehua, but
with some improvements. In addi-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

ton to this the site was selected for
the mortar battery at the harbor en-
trance, and for another mortar bat
terry to protect the entrance to Pearl
Harbor. The big rifles will be located
at the Waikiki battery.
The work has been going along
very well indeed and | can state that
| am very much pleased with what has
been done Yes. when the work here
is completed we hope that the island
will be impregnable to attack. or
course there win be further appropria-
tions needed for this, but | believe
that Congress will give MS the money
when it is necessary.
THE camp which will be built near
Diamond Head will be simply a tenn
porary affair to be used till the bar
racks at Waikiki have been built.
That will be the main camp for the
artillery. though when more funds are
available [ hope that we can construct
permanent barracks at the diiferent
forts
Il have enjoyed my stay here very
much and can say the same for my
family. We are all sorry that we
cannot remain longer and hope to be
able to return for longer visit. The
climate is delightful and we have been
so well treated by the people here that
we could not but enjoy it,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
PLACE FOR Hawaii

Marston Campbell, SUPERINTENDENT
of Public Works, received a cablegram
today stating that place or the pro-
gram of the National Irrigation Con-
gress had been reserved for the Terri
tory of Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

Governor Frear gave out today that
the Government expected to go ahead
with the building of the Roundtop
scenic road. This is the proposition
that the late Samuel T. Alexander was
going to finance, but which he aban-
doned on seeing the elegant" esti-
mates of cost. AS figured by the Gov
ernment of that time, about ten years
ago. the road would have been too ex-
pensive even for the generously dis
nnsad unilIionaira's nursa
There have been considerable changes
from the original route made on the
map. 1t will go around to the right
from the head of Makilsi street, con-
Meeting with the Tantalus road back
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

of Sugarloaf. Lately the Government
constructed road leading to the left
and connecting with Tantalus road
away down. AS probably six per
cent grade will be made, there will
be many turns and twists in the road.
In consequence it will be fifty to 100
per cent longer than the route the bird
flies.
1t is intended, IN connection with
the building of the Roundtop road, to
sell lots on the ridge back of ]. p.
Cookies place above the Howard de-
mesne
There is no appropriation for the
road but it is believed that it can be
built with prison labor
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
TENGU JAPAN RICE.

The Tengu Japan Rice, a direct i'm
port from the fields of Japan which X.
Yamamoto of Hotel Street has received
is considered the best rice in Japan.
Mr X. Yamamoto is starting a rice
mill here and expects large trade.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
WHERE s BURDICK? +?

Information is desired from friends
at Edgewater, New Jersey of Edwin
c. Burdick who left New York City on
February Is, 1904, and when last heard
from gave his address as general de-
livery, Honolulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
ALAMEDA ARRIYALS.

Many handsome new goods for la
dies wear came in the Alameda for
N. S. Sachs Dry Goods Co These are
now on display in the store and in the
windows.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
A GOOD SUMMER REMEDY.

At this season diarrhoea and dysen-
terry are always prevalent. Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy is the best medicine obtain
able for trouble of this kind. For sale
by all dealers, Benson, Smith & Co.,
agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
ALAMEDA WON
RACE TO FRISCO

The Alameda and Mongolia, which
left here together last Friday arrived
in San Francisco today, the Alameda
at 3 p. m. and Mongolia at 1 p. IN.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
SANITY TEST NnR n,IAur
WHITE PLAINS

WHITE PLAINS New York July can agree on the
Oh three allie to
question of Harry Thaws sanity, ExySs
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
JEFFRIES WILL FIGHT.
TORONTO

IOioNIo July 1SJames statement that
F "-A' "' WI po'' d lorrelt
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
INCOME TAX Up 10 STATr

WASHINGTON. 1S-By vote of az TO "A tho to,so ros ro,
Senate resolution
the income the States 'e ="
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
Will REDRAFT AMENnME

Yesterday n was
TO
o - - ~
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

BUENoS AYRES July 1SThe Argentine La Paz
recalled unless complete satisfaction disturbances
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
Shah OF PERSIA LOSING THRONE NOW
NATIONAL|STS
SELLING RE|NS
OF GOVERNMENT
(14SSocaed Press Gable to The SdrO

(4SSociatcd Press Gable The Stdr.)
TEHERAN,
and proceeded
the buildings of Parliament
The legation
body
possible and
S
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
OAHU TO Be
IMPROBABLE

BROADER GENERAL MURRAY WITH FoRTFICA-
oTwEII-slTEs FOR MORE
MORTAR BATTERIES TED--ARNtY TELLS OF
PLANS FOR BARRACKS TII.LERY THAT IS COMING.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
ROUNOTOP ROAD
WILL Be BUILT

GREAT SCENIC HIGHWAY CONNECT AT
SUMMIT ABOUT TO BE CONSTRUCTED CENT
GRADE CONSERVATION ALEXANDER sCHEME-Is BE
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
ORTIZ SURRENDERS
WITH HIS PRIZES
BoGorA July 3-Genor region
PREFERS DEATHTO
WEALTH UNLOVED

VIENNA July 19Baron
committed suicide o love-
WASHINGTON c. July 13President spend days
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

CAssociated Press Morning Cablegrams
SOUTH AMERICAN TROUBLE.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

crowd through Tow ascend that he
would pump lead into any Japanese
who dared to try TO enter the build
inc
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13
ORDERED no DIsPERsE.

i would advise" said Doyle, con-
sulting with jarrett, "that we now or
der the crowd to dispense. IF they re-
fuse well, I guess YOU understand"
Big Bill Jarrett grinned, the door
of the plantation office was opened,
the three automobiles backed up to
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-07-13

uSHSASMSHSMSuSHSHSI
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-05-13
A GOOD NATURED
CROWD
Contributed }

Everybody was happy at the Catho-
lie festival last night. For an mex
pensive and diversified entertainment
the Catholic festival should be given
the palm This was the unanimous
opinion of the good natured con-
course of people that dispersed when
Home, Sweet Home" was played, at
the close. A few games of cards,
some songs, recitations, home pre-
pared luncheon and dancing fur
nished the evenings entertainment.
The entire entertainment was fur
nished by people who happened to
be in the audience. 1t seemed as II
the best talented men, and most
beautiful women of Wenatchee had
gathered, regardless of creed, to en-
courage their Catholic friends. This
encourages all churches because each
brings to town new people who help
form a democratic community.
Miss Susie Damberger took the
first prize in the card game. She is
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-05-13
COLETTA.

Mr.. Bradley, the assessor, was
around last Tuesday.
1t seems strange that the Red
Rock correspondent to The Quill did
not write any news from Red Rock
Perhaps he does not come to town
very often.
The eastbound train last Tuesday
brought from Seattle one of the gen.
tlemen who have bought land from
the Columbia River Irrigating &
Orchard Co at Smyrna He came to
look over his land, after the same
had been cleared and plowed and
he expressed himself more than
pleased with same, and predicts a
great future for the valley.
Mr.. and Mrs Good, from up north
of town, west down to Smyrna on
horseback last Thursday. On their
way back they assisted in capturing
some runaway horses. They stopped
in Red Rock on their way home to
make some purchases.
Fred hide is at work for Mr.. Hud-
son. culling about 70 sacks of pota-
toes for seed.
Work is now begun on the high
line ditch at Smyrna and enough of
same will soon be in shape to carry
x,otnr On oil tho aoroaoa traotc cold
by the Columbia River Irrigating &
Orchard Co. so far this season.
Mrs. Dunlap drove up from Beverly
last Thursday to her son, Cash Nc
Leod's, where she will stay for some
time and enjoy watching the irriga-
ton on her ranch
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-05-13

D. B. Hoover is spending a few
days on his homestead. having com
muted last fall. 1t seems good to see
him back. If only for a short time
Miss Amelia IversOn has returned
from few weeks absence in Idaho
Mr.. and Mrs ]. Dimmick made a
! business trip to Quincy last week
/ Mr.. L. Townsend was in Ephrata
this week.
/ Mr. and Mrs. J. Parkins of Mos
COW. Idaho, came in on a visit to
their son Robert of this place last
week Mr. Parkins returned over the
Milwaukee while Mrs. Parkins will
remain indefinitely.
The Quincy Valley Water Users
/ association held a largely attended
meeting at Rainier View schoolhouse
Sunday afternoon. May 2. Mr.. Perry
and T. J. Jones of Low Gap made the
! leading addresses, with Mr.. Com
stock acting as chairman. A local
union for this district was formed
with Joe Needham as chairman. Rob-
ert Parkins, secretary, and E. E..
Booker. treasurer. Nearly all those
present signed to pay the 2 cents per
acre tax. Those who did not will fall
into line soon as they see that they
are missing a good opportunity to lay
the stepping stones to irrigation in
this country A noticeable feature of
the meeting Sunday was the great
number of ladies present Things
will be doing when they take the
matter in hand Mr.. Needham being
man with a ready flow of language
always on hand will take up the
work and organize locals in other
districts.
Our country looks like a flower
garden with its carpet of wild flow
ers. and with irrigation to make
crops certain it will fully justify the
title so often given it, paradise"
There will be preaching service at
Rainier View schoolhouse at II a.
m. May 9. Rev. Roash of Leaven-
worth will have charge. Everybody
is invited to attend.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-05-13
FRENCHMAN HILLS.

Mr.. Ferguson of Indiana is visiting
his sons. Mr. De and George Fer
guson.
Mr. Chamberlain, who works for
Mike Erman. spent Saturday and
Sunday last with his family, who live
Il miles east of the store.
Louis Larson has left for the
Coast to visit his parents.
At last Mr.. Andrews has an abun-
dant supply of water. going down
about ITO feet, with 60 feet of water.
Fred Watkins left Monday for the
Coast.
Miss Lund, who has been work
ing at Wenatchee for the past few
weeks. has returned to her claim
here
Mr. Simons of Seattle was shaking
hands with his old neighbors and
friends a few days last week. He
came to see about putting in his corn
crop on his ranch.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-05-13

And. of course, indigestion if neg
lected long enough, brings on seri-
Gus diseases in which Kodol cannot
benefit you. Some of these there
is no help for at all.
There are. in fact, very few all
ments which cannot be traced di-
rectly to impure blood. And i'm
pure blood is always due to a dis
ordered stomach.
Use Kodol and prevent Nervous
Dyspepsia.
Kodol will effectually assist Ma
ture to secure a complete restora-
ton of good digestion. 1t does
this by at once digesting all food
in the stomach and keeping 1t d.
gested. until the stomach is rested
and can resume its own work Ko-
dol removes the cause-and the
effect quickly removes itself.
When it is recalled that Apo
plexy, Heart Disease, Cancer-and
even Consumption-are due to
poor digestion and poisons thus
transmitted to the blood, and
throughout the systematic impOr.
lance of maintaining good diges-
ton Is at once realized
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-05-13

in Benton county at the time the as
sessment was made there they were
again listed in Benton county. Good
man paid his tax to Yakima county
and brought the action in court con-
testing the assessment in Benton
county. Englehart & Rigg were his
attorneys in this action.
The decision of Judge Garfield is
in part as follows:
There is no section of the statute
which could bear a construction which
would direct the assessment of the
property mentioned in the complaint
in any other county than Yakima, at
least under the state of facts as dis
closed by the complaint.
II have hesitated in making this
ruling for the reason that in the opin-
ion in the case of the Northwestern
Lumber company versus Chehalis
county Mr.. Justice Fullerton states
that subsequent sections of the sta
tute require that corporal personal
property shall be assessed in the
road and school district in which it
is situated. The case was based upon
the 1898 law, and If the 1898 law
were still in force I would feel COM
PEELED to follow that decision as a
controlling authority in the case.
The only section which I can find in
the law of 1898 (which mentions the
assessment of personal property in
road and school districts is section
SO. and section 80 of the 1898 law
was subsequently reenacted in sec
ton 81 of the law of 1897, and while
| am very DESTROYS of following the
decisions of our supreme court, to
the end that we shall ultimately
build up a uniform rule of decisions
throughout the state, am not will
ing to do so at the expense of read
ing into the law of the 1897 statute
a provision which is not in fact con-
tanned within the statute