The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-03-21
From the Atchi-
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Even fool is capable of seeing an
other man S folly.
Things are not what they SEEM
Free lunch, for instance, is not free.
/ We have been hearing promises so
| long that we have lost confidence in
them.
About all the praise usually accord
ed the careful man is that he is fin
ieky.''
| There is no story quite so interest
| ing to the women as another woman S
| wrongs.
| You have to be either a rabbit or a
wolf Make up your mind early, and
| start in.
| You make keep ahead of death and
agents for awhile, but they viii finally
0VefLake you.
| The more we hear of the "new''
woman, the more we admire the old
| fashioned kind.
| 1t is all right for man to use any
| term complimentary to woman ex
cept to say she is affectionate.
/
| Men are always shocked when
| woman who has been deceived by
man, insists on marrying him.
| AS soon as man outgrows fool
ish notion, and drops it, a younger
man adopts it, and picks it up.
| stingy man should be grateful
other people are not as stingy as he is;
| otherwise he couldn t do so WELL
| Here of late Daughter is allowed to
read in the parlor a novel worse than
| Son used to peruse in the barn loft.
| A woman should either not play the
game of love, or pay her losses as
cheerfully as she pockets her gains.
| If stove is allowed to smoke longer
| than two days, it is sign that some
one around the place is shiftless.
| There is no woman quite SO proud
as the woman who has two or three
flowers in bloom in her window in
| winter.
IF men would only masticate their
food as thoroughly as they do their
| tobacco. there would be less work for
the doctors.
! When a man makes a success of any
thing, the conceit of other men is so
great that they think they can do just
as well.
i Even when a man prays to be de-
/ livered from temptation, he is telling
himself that it isn't going to hurt him
to take a look at it.
A young girl often apologies for her
family to young man, but after she
has married him she will apologize for
him to her family.
The ferocity with which an unbe-
lever is punished by people who do
not believe themselves, is one of the
wonders of our civilization.
1t is every boy IS opinion that his
sister s hands wouldn t be any whittier
than his if she didn t clean them in
washing dishes and making bread.
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| When a girl of the Princess age has
to do homework, she takes great con
ISOLATION in recalling the story of the
queen who swept out her prison cell.
Talk to any man long enough, and
he will tell you of better position
open to him, and the danger he is in
of being "drafted' to make him take
it.
When man says he will .'make il
all right do not forget that after
wards your opinion and his may differ
as to what constitutes making it al
right.
People are so inclined to suspect eacf
other that nearly everyone imagines
he could effect big saving by learn
ing to read his electric light and gas
I meters.
II If love is blind how does it happen
that the girl in love can see lint on q
man s coat SO much quicker than she
can see grease spot after she has
married him?
Il It is always safe to discount the
statements of man who tells after
ward about his wonderful presence Of
mind in an emergency. A really cool
headed man can keep still about it.
"He is generous provlder," wo