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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

ones we have seen the merry widow
seems to have married derby. The
issue resembles neither parent. The
milliners were determined to make
something that would keep anyone
from trimming her old hat over, and
they did it.
Primp, sisters, primp with care,
Use your own and other hair,
! A white stuffed rat for high huffed
hat,
A well-draped rat for a bell shaped
hat,
A small, lean rat for tall green hat.
Primp, sisters, primp with care,
Primp for the coming Easter fair.
April will be under the influence of
Aries the Ram, which will restore the
horn of plenty. Children born under
Aries usually have rich parents, and
get dogs, goldfish, parrots and Bill
Possums for little brothers and sisters.
And then T. R. will hit the east of
Africa to hunt, and all the world will
turn its gaze upon that valiant stunt.
The lion will get in this liar, the ele-
plant will pray, the hippopotamus
will stow the little hips away, the
rhino will betake himself to distant
parts and hide, and the gnus land
antelope will crowd upon the other
side.
The mighty hunter will walk down
the gangplank of his ship, and when
he sets his foot ashore the continent
will tip. The natives will kowtow and
rub their bellies on the ground, the
guns and luggage will come off, the
shells and patent tents, the beasts will
fill the forests with their meanings
and laments, the tall giraffe will watch
afar and sound his shrill alarms, and
the stork and Theodore will fall in one
another's arms.
The promised fun will start at last,
The packers will defile,
The train will stretch across the plain
Toward the distant Nile.
The shouting and the tumult rise,
The heavy rifles roar,
And smoke will overcast the sky
And rivers run with gore.
And then the month of May will
come, and all the earth will doff its
caps toward the throbbing East, where
hell is popping off.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Mar. 6-April 10.
Notice of Mortgage Foreclosure
Sale

Default having been made in the condi-
tions of a certain mortgage containing
power of sale, dated November 2Sth 1905,
Register of Deeds of Stevens County.
Mime sofa, FEBRUARY 1st 1905, at O'Clock
81 ssz M Il. in book o; q Of mortgages, on Page
Spetalen, his wife, n1ortgagors. mort
gagged to Thos. C. Day & Co. consisting
OF Thos. G: Day and George ". WiissIh,aar1:
North West Quarter (NWI0 of Section 20,
East Quarter (NE1O & North Half (N15)
East Quarter NEA) and East one-third
(E19 of North West Quarter lNW14l of
North East Quarter (NE14 and East Two
of South West Quarter (SW4) of North
East Quarter (NE14) all in Section nine
teen 90 Township one hundred twenty
160 acres, more or less, according to the
Y. S. Government Survey, in said Stevens
County. Minnesota by which default the
power of sale has become operative. and
30 action or proceeding at law having
been instituted to recover the debt Sc
cured thereby, or any part thereof, and
gage and note at the date hereof, the
@2s.5O
Now, notice is hereby given, that by
virtue of said power, said mortgage will
be foreclosed and said premises sold at
public auction, by the sheriff of said
April 18th, 1909, at 10 O'clock a. M, at the
front door of the Court House in Morris,
in said County, to pay said debt. interest,
attorneys fees, and disbursements al
lowed by law.
Dated February, LIST, 1909.
THOS. C. DAY g. CO.,
By Thos. c. Day.,
George w. Wishard,
Mortgages.
H. c. GILBERT, Attorney,
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Words To Freeze The Soul.

"Your son has consumption. His
case is hopeless" These appalling
words were spoken to Geo. E. Blevens,
a leading merchant of Springfield,
N. G. by two expert doctors-one a
lung specialist. Then was shown the
wonderful power of DR.. Kings New
Discovery. "After three weeks use,'
writes Mr.. Blevens, "He was as well
as ever. I would not take all the
money in the world for what it did for
my boy" Infalible for coughs and
colds, its the safest, surest cure of
desperate lung diseases on earth. soc.
and S1.OO, Guarantee satisfaction.
Trial bottle free. J. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
MISERY in STOMACH.
And Indigestion Vanishes in Five
Minutes and You Feel Fine.

Why not start now-today, and for
ever rid yourself of Stomach trouble
and Indigestion? A dieted stomach
gets the blues and grumbles. Give it
a good eat, then take Pape's Diapep-
sin to start the digestive juices work
ing. There will be no dyspepsia or
belching of gas or eructstions of I'M
digested food; no feeling like lump
of lead in the stomach or heartburn,
sick headache and dizziness, and your
food will not ferment and poison yonr
breath with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin costs only 80 cents
for large case at any drug store
here, and will relieve the most obstin-
ate case of Indigestion and Upset
Stomach in five minutes. "
There is nothing else better to take
gas from stomach and cleanse the
stomach and intestines, and besides,
one triangule will digest and prepare
for assimilation into the blood all your
food the same as a sound. healthy
stomach would do it.
When Diapepsin works your stom-
ach rests-gets itself in order, cleans
up-and then you feel like eating
when you come to the table, and what
you eat will do you good.
Absolute relief from all Stomach
Misery is waiting for you as soon as
you decide to begin taking Dispepsin,
Tell your druggist that you want
Pape's Diapepsin, because you want
to be thoroughly cured of Indigestion.
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$4,000
Reward

Will be paid to any person
who can find one atom OF
opium, choral, morphine,
cocaine, ether, chloroform,
heroin, alpha and beta eu-
came, cannabis indica, OF
choral hydrate or any OF
their derivatives, in any
Of DR.. Miles Remedies.
This applies to goods in
original packages, unop-
ened, and not tempered
with. Certain unscrupu-
lous persons are making
false statements about
these remedies.
81 have been troubled with ter
rible headache for the last ten years.
saw Dr.. Miles Anti Pain Pills adver--
tised in the Sunday magazine, so
thought I would try sample. did
SO, and they helped me wonderfully.
! had headache so badly could hard
~ see to work, so sent to the drug
store and got box. In couple OF
hours was all right, it was the first
medicine to do me any good"
A. A. ILLIG, Philadelphia, Pa.
1862 Tacoma Street.
Dr.. Miles Antl-Pain Pills are sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first package will benefit. Ii Ie
falls, he will return your money.
IS doses. Is cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Citation for Hearing on Petition
for Administration.
Estate ofMartin Burns.

ESTATE Vi ~ dIIlH DuIHS.
State of Minnesota, County of Stevens
in Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Martin
Burns, decedent.
The State of Minnesota to John T.
Burns, Joseph B. Burns. Frank B. Burns,
and Edward A. Burns and all persons in
terested in the granting of administration
of the estate of said decedent The petit
ton OF John T. Burns having been filed in
this court, represent ting that Martin
Burns, then a resident of the County of
Wright, State of Iowa, died intestate on
the 5th day of October, 1908: and praying
that letters of administration of his
estate be granted to F. r. Putnam, and
the court. having fixed the time and
place for hearing. said petition; therefore,
you, and each of you, are hereby cited
and required to show cause, if any you
have, before this court at the probate
court rooms in the court house, in the
City of Morris, in the County of Stevens.
State of Minnesota, on the 26th day of
April 1909, at 10 o'clock a. M, why said
petition should not be granted.
Witness, the Judge of said court, and
seal of said court, this End, day of April
1909.
Court sea1) A. L. STENGER,
Probate Judge.
VIM. G. BICKNELL,
Attorney for Petitioner.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
Swept Over Niagara.

This terrible calamity often happens
because a careless boatman ignores
the rivers warnings growing ripples
and faster current Natures warnings
are kind. That dull pain or ache in
the back warns you the kidneys need
attention if you would escape fatal
maladies -dropsy, diabetes or bright's
disease. Take Electric Bitters at once
and see backache fly and all your best
feelings return. "After long suffer-
ing from weak kidneys and lame back,
one $1.OO bottle wholly cured me-"
writes J. r. Blankenship, of Belk,
Tenn. Only SOC at J. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
For April
Copyright 1909 by c. H. RIETH9

The beasts of Uganda were beating
retreat, and the slower were trying to
stay with the feet, when lion came
flying aside from the rear with his face
mutilated and one shredded ear.
eve thought" said the beasts
As they saw him arrive,
"You stayed back to face him
And eat him alive!'
But the name eater only
Ran faster and whinned,
And now and then ventured
A survey behind.
"Well," said the hippo, VINO ran as
he could, 'sdid you eat him alive, as
you boosted you would?" But the
lion imped onward with never word
at least anything that the rest of
them heard.
'I'n bet," said the rhino,
ssHe bit off his head
And left them to find him
All bloody and dead!"
Whereat they all laughed,
And the great lion cried
And licked at the gashes
All over his hide.
81 see how it happened" the ele-
plant said; sour brother was up in
tree overhead, and when he bounced
on him, a stranger to fear, the cruel
thorns tore him and shredded his
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DENMARK,

The following dispatch from Copen-
hagen of recent date throws an inter
esting light on the Icelandic question:
king Fredrik has summoned the po-
litical leaders of Iceland to this city
to discuss the constitutional relations
of their country to Denmark, serious
situation having developed owing to
the bitter opposition reused in the Ice
landic parliament to the proposals
made by the commission appointed to
deal with the subject. Hannes Half
stein, who sided with the commission,
recently was compelled to resign his
position as Danish minister for Ice.
land and head of the administration
and was succeeded by Bjorn Jonsson
ancipationist, demands the complete
independence of Iceland. This is
looked upon here as slap in the face
of the Danish king, whose prerogative
it has been to appoint the Icelandic
minister. Public opinion in Denmark
is strongly against tolerating any fur
Their opposition from Iceland"
The people of Denmark are taking
a deep interest in the proposition for
the national defense, recently sub
mitted to the rigsdag by the commits
sion for the national defense. An APP
preparation of 100000 crowns is
called for and Copenhagen is to be
fortified, both along the sea front and
On the interior, or land SIDE At pres
ent the city is quite unprotected.
MARION S. NORELIUS.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

Elbow is your daughter succeeding on
the stage" asked solicitous neigh
Dor. "Fine! Finer replied the girls
mother. els she going to be starred
soon?" ooh, dear, me, no! Her tai
ents don't lie that way at all. She's
going to marry millionaire. detroit
Free Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

| VI AAAAAA9 ~ w AN~Af WIZ Va uOA
thorns tore him and shredded his
! earl"
They all laughed again,
And the lion all red
With blood only shuddered
And limped on ahead.
30, come," they exclaimed
AS they followed with haste,
"We know that you ate him,
But how did he taste?"
The lion turned round at the top of
rise, and his whiskers we're matted
with tears from his eyes. "Don't taunt
me-" he begged, "and I'll tell you my
woes" And blood trickled off at the
end of his nose.
"We'l do it," they answered,
And husky with grief
And fear, he proceeded:
"My story is brief.
did lay for Teddy,
Intending my worst,
And jumped as I promised
But he bit me first"
The first day of April will be All
FOOLS Day, and it will be celebrated
much more deliberately this year than
it has been in a long time. There are
more fools than there used to be. They
may be divided into three classes, viz:
Common, or those who think the
cost of living will ever go down again.
Preferred, or those who thought
prosperity would return right after
the presidential election.
Dam, or those who thought Mr..
Rockefeller would have to pay that
$2e, 100000 fine.
The rain will patter on the roof, and
the colt will buck and dance, the
tickled calf will shake his hoof and
jubilantly prance, the robin will arise
at morn and chase the festive worm,
the schoolboy will wish chickenpox
would spread and emo the term, the
old feas will breed other feas upon
the itching pup, and the dirt will fly
with radishes and lettuce coming up.
A fresh and sweeter oxygen will
glorify the days, the sun will tempt
the flowers with it's soft and vernal
rays, the farmer will put in his corn,
the ducks will lay again, the meadow
lark will wake the morn with ravishing
refrain, the native will moult all his
wool and don his summer jeans, and
man will pasteurize his blood with
sassafras and greens.
Cheer up, cheer up, it's summer
time,
Or will be pretty soon.
And yonder are the roses that
Shall burgeon into June.
The proud peacock will strut around
And sprout another tail.
The quail will tune his tuba up
And whistle from rail,
And we shall scour our ivers off
With curly dock and Kale.
The revision of the tariff will con-
tinue without any of the excitement
which attended the sessions of Con-
gress when Mr.. Roosevelt was Presi-
dent. Art, which was proven by the
last crop of valentines to have ac-
complished nothing under protection,
will be put upon the free list. A
limited quantity of sugar and coffee
will be admitted from the Philippines
without duty. The idea is that by ex-
tending this privilege to the people
over there who are first to get their
crops harvested we may be able to
induce the lazy inhabitants of the
archipelago to get a move on them
selves. Our maxim is to be, "First
come, first served, and the duty take
the hindmost."
Easter will come on the 18th. It is
too early to predict just what the new !
hats will be like. From the few young
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03
NORWAY.

says a Norwegian correspondent:
'"The German geographical journal
'Globus,' challenged DR.. Sven Hedin' S
claim to be the first one to discover
the transhimalaya mountain chain and
| points out that the Ryder artokske
boundary commissions maps, pub
lished in 1904, indicates their existence
plainly and that it has been mentioned
In German and English newspapers
many years ago." DR.. I. G. Longstaff
| declares in the aforementioned journal
| that the transhimalaya chain was
| known fifty years ago and that Brian
| Hodgson's map, published at that time,
named it the "Nyenchen Thangla
| chain" DR.. Hedin has not been heard
from as yet, but it is likely that he
will have some interesting facts to
bring forth for the edincation of the
aforementioned journal.
Mathiesen, Johansen and Andersen,
the champion skaters, who returned
from Helsingfors the other day, were
accorded a most enthusiastic reception
in Christiania They were met at the
dock by a large military band, thou
sands of people fell in the line of
march UP town and several speeches
were delivered in their honor. In
the evening banquet was given in
their honor, which was attended by
several hundred people. Never before
in the history of the city have the
people taken such an apparent inter
est in home-returning sportsmen as
on this occasion.
The military committee declares
that the funds for fortiication set
aside by the storthing should be dis.
tributed all over the country instead
OF at Christiania, as the case has been
hitherto. 1t is, therefore, suggested
by the committee that certain sums
the leading harbors in the country and
this will furnish work for hundreds of
men during the coming spring and
summer season.
There is a movement on foot among
orwegian-Americans to collect a sum
of $4,000 as a gift to the University
of Christiania. A large number of Nor
wegians from all sections of the Unit
ed States have contributed large sums
of money already and committees
have been appointed to solicit funds
in all the large towns and cities where
there are Norwegians in the United
States.
A large sanatorium will be erected
during the summer on Holmenkollen
for the purpose of treating all chronic
and organic blood diseases. DR.. E.
Moinischen will be the superintendent
and leading physician. 1t will in the
beginning only offer accommodations
to fifty patients.
The government will spend 100000
crowns for the rebuilding of the
Stavanger station this summer. Work
on the new station will commence dur.
ing the early part of May.
The Haugesund Dramatic club gave
its third annual performance at the
Bergens theater about two weeks ago.
There was an unusually large au-
dience in attendance.
According to latest statistics Christi
ania has at present $4,000 inhab-
itants. There has only been small
increase in population during the past
year.
A Norwegian-cela mercantile
company has been organized in Ber-
gen with a capital of 100000 crowns.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1909-04-03

One of the Leading Bankers of Stock
holm Passes Away, Leaving Large
Eortune-Deceased for Number of
Years Was a Successful Physician,
! but Later Embarked in the Banking
! Rusiness-Graduate from UpsaIa
!. University in 1862-Born in Stock
J holm in 1885.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-28
MARKET UNDERTONE
UNCERTAIN
NUMBER OF WEAK SPOTS AND
STRENGTH SHOWED IN
UNEXPECTED PLACES.

New York. Az. -7.-Thc stock mar
the undertune vas uncertain II WAS
pain that the drastic liquidation uf
the previous three days had left a
number OF weak spots. and the ag-
gresSiye bears might renew their OPP
.ratiuns. News Of Mr. Harrimun's
health was not altogether encourag-
ing. and Wall street is primarily in
tercsted in the future uf the Hartman
properties. Th' a." appeared to he Il
feeling of alonf'-sss on the part al TIL
professional eltment, although pur-
chases of the standard issues on fur
Their rccessinns uere cnuns"ted
one feature was the persistent pres
sure brought I" bear upon United
States Steel. 1t was freely offered
and before noon went under the pre-
vious days low price
During the early afternoon business
continued very dun with narrow price
movements and nu definite trend either
way. Just before the closing the list
sold off abruptly on rumors again as
snciatcd with MIR. Hartman. and for a
time the market looked squally. but in
the final five minutes this condition
underwent another change in favor of
better prices. The closing. however.
was decidedly weak. There were no
changes in the monetary situation.
which reflects the greatest ease all
over the country and abroad.
The bond market was irregular with
much less business than on the pre-
vious day. Total sales. par value.
s4.741 600.
There were no changes in govern
ment bonds.
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TRADE IMP OVEMENT
CONTINUES
HARVEST IN kORTHWEST AND
SOUTH GIVES IMPETUS
TO TRADE.

New York, Aug. Il Brad streets to-
morrow will say
Trade and industrial tendencies are
still I'm the direction If Improvement.
Impetus Is given tines" movements by
the beginning Of the cotton harvest in
the south and by the completion If
the first wheat harvesting "a the
northwest and on the Pacii.c coast
together with the gathering Ia nt
other products or the agricultural in
teTests TN various sections al the
country.
Retail trade still largely deals with
the disposal nf summer goods. maH.iy
at concessions. In wholesale and job
bling lines Of dry goods l. sill ii evil
dence cautious buying partlctti"rEy in
the low priced cotton goods wh:,n
have been marked up in pro-. buyers
apparently clinging tn the idca fnat
lower quotations are pnSsihl, in some
line.
The wool and leather markets are
quieter but strona. The steel and iron
trades are active.
business failures in the United
states for the week ending with Au-
gust -. were 20l against 1863 last
week. and 80 in the like week of
1905 Failures for the week in Canada
numbered % against go last week and
- in the like week of 1908.
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ADVANCE IN PRICES
STOP FORT.
LAND WANTED BY GOVERNMENT
JUMPS IN VALUE AT
SAN PEDRO.

Washington, Aug. 21.-Congressional
economy threatens tn play havoc with
the fNtifications of San Pedro harbor.
California. which has been under con-
sideration for several years. and which,
so far as its location is concerned is
regarded as a good base for an enemy
to operate against the Pacific coast.
As preliminary tn the erection of any
Qualifications. the army will have to
procure big tract of land. An APP
preparation of $500 was made by the
last congress for this purpose, but val
ues have advanced tremendously sine.
it was evident the army wanted the
land, and now officers of the engineer
corps say no purchase will he made
this year. as the law explicitly provides
that no part of the exne1ditude author
lied shall be for ii portion of the trac,
for which it was set aside.
This being the case. the acquisition
of any land at San Pedro will have to
60 over until congress makes addi-
tipnal appropriations or the citizens of
tlst city voluntarily reduce their
prices. and there is no expectation
that they will do so Failure to So.
cure the land is disappointment To
the army.
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Chicago. Aug. 2S.-The wedding cere-
mony which united Miss Louise Cheat
ham of Clarksyillc. Texas, to Briga-
dicr General Thomas :. Hutchinson.
hero of the Cuban war. brought Ia a
climax most interesting romance.
which proves that Cupid must have
adopted one If the late designs of air
ships for rapid transportation instead
of his old -fashioncd wings.
To-day" declares the dashing Ten
nessee warrior. thirty minutes is am
Pile time tn win II Wife" There is "A
certain philosophy of love which the
general prnpounds in this manner:
If you meet ii girl look into her
eyes and you decide that YOU love her,
tell her So that minute.
Don't wait for her to say yes or
'no'-take 1t for granted that she is
your,
Commence Immediately to act as
if she was your property.
All women like to feel as If they
belong to a man.
The girl will soun begin to take
your viewpoint al the affair.
1T ought not t. lake man more
than 10 minutes IL win ii wlfe,
If the young woman's relatives OBJ
ject. just ignore them,
If the girl ANA her relatives flee
(, How them. don't let them get "Et ut
Your sight: they will soon cApltulate,
Conduct the siege al q girls heart
AZ You would Ii battle ~ a bus.nr~+
te2I."
/: l. certainly Al fact thIE Co. "raI
Hutchnson's philosophy worked In
this case. He SAN the beautiful Texas
girl during the confederate soldiers
reunion iii Memphis last month. He
induced Governor Patterson 10 assist
him by AN introduction tn the young
lady. Thirty minutes later he pro-
posed Ia her. and while it is not on
record she accepted him. it j. fact
they were married this week And Il
happier couple never enjoyed a honey
moon.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-28
RAILROADS GRANT
REBATE YET
NOT OPENLY. SAYS RAILWAY
PRESIDENT. BUT IN GuiSE
OF DAMAGES.

New York, Aug. 27-A. Il. Stickney.
long president Of the Chicago Great
Western. whose charge that the rail-
roads are stil granting rebates just
as before the passage of the Hepburn
rate law. is about tn be investigated
by the interstate commerce commits
sion. outlined yesterday what he re-
CARDS as the proper method to pursu"
Ia do away with the alleged abuses.
TIL" favorite way of granting rebates
now. he sid. is to allow claims for
ovsrcharsts or for damages presented
by large shippers. which are promptly
paid by railroads To favored shippers
Discrimination in rates IL also prac-
ticcd. he asserts. by putting obscure
rates in the rate schedules. The at
tentt"n "f favored shippers, he said.
YVES called to these rates
AS a remedy for rebate evils. he
suggested a. the first essential the
simplifiCation Of rates. and. as a means
to this end. the adoption of a uniform
classification.