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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
A Classic in Kentucky.

They have been telling this story
down in the Blue Grass so long that
the Louisville Courier-Journal says
it is regarded as a classic:
"Majah," announced the colonel,
"Ill bet I've sweat no less than II
gallons!"
Begging your pardon, kunnel," re-
turned the major, desisting from a
long libation, gentlemen don't sweat;
they perspire. Horses sweat"
"Well. them" returned the now If.
ritated colonel, glazing at the calm
and contented critic of his diction,
"by CAD, sub, I'm a hoss!"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26

out 9 cane, and as I continued my
health gradually returned. I was SO
grateful I made a public statement Of
my case, and now seven years have
passed, I am still perfectly we'll"
Sold by all dealers. SOC a box. Eos.
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. T..
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
Porto Rican. Interested.

In Porto Rico the Spanish exhibit
ton of the National Association for
the Study and Prevention Of Tuber-
%culosis, the first Of its kind, has met
with decided success. Twenty-Five
cities, including about one-third of all
the towns in the island, were visited
and over 100000 people viewed the ex-
hibit. The poor transit facilities in
the island made it necessary to haul
the exhibit from place to place IN OK
carts, like a travelling country circus.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26

Lame, weak, RUIZ
down to a mere
skeleton. My back
was SO bad I could
hardly walk and
the kidney secre-
tons much disor-
dered. A week after
I b 9 6 a m using
Doan's Kidney Pills
] could walk with.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
Feed for Lambs.

Young lambs are here and are still
coming. The ewes will need some
kind of feed that will make them
give milk. Feed a variety of nitro
genouu foods.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
Section of Stall with Fastener.

manger made of 2x4 with rounded
corners. Place this 2x4 a little above
the manger with holes bored for pens
in either end. A loop may be used
over the 2x4 or a ring may be used to
slide between the pens to be fastened
on the outside of either.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26

his Is WudC Inc COW says. luCTc
was breathless attention while Miss
Lucy shut her mouth tight and made
a queer sound through her lose. Anna
nudged her neighbor. "Teadcher,
Miss Lucy, she god a id, yes?" she
whispered, wickedly.
"Now," continued Miss Lucy, I'm
going to put our two stories together,
and what does it tell us? Freddy"
Frederick William rose from his
seat and to the occasion. Egg
"B-a-a ight," he says, smoothly.
1t was then that Miss Lucy became
displeased. She decided to give a
writing lesson. There was something
soothing and practical about a writing
lesson, and Miss Lucy gave one when
ever she grew weary of teaching the
young idea how to shoot anywhere
within ten feet of the bulls eye. Also
in it's peace she. generally found time
to mark the roll. So, while she waded
to succumb to those that were a
sneeze, Frederick William, who had
a tendency to shorthand, laboriously
copied upon his paper the fact that
"Bby loves mmma." He had gotten
to the fifth assertion Of Bby's deyo-
ton when he felt a prod in the back,
and he knew it was Anna.
Anna was the girl who sat behind
him. She had a Polish and imposs-
ible name and Miss Lucy called her
Anna Karenina for short. She never
wore more than one garter at a time
and it was always a blue hair ribbon.
Moreover, Anna Karenina was dirty.
It may have been the exclusiveness
reflected from a royal namesake. or
only. the natural snobbishness of a
%soapsudish %upbringjng, but Frederick
William did not like Anna. Once
when he had no little boy to march
out with, she had taken him by the
hand and led him, red and ashamed,
down the long hall. Then one recess
he was sitting under a big tree on
the boys side when suddenly Anna
| crossed the forbidden line. Her face
was very dirty and she leaned close
him, and whispered in a voice OF
triumph, give got a mash on you'll
At this declaration the piece of bun
Frederick William had just swallowed
went half way down and stopped. A
dreadful idea seized. him.. Once he
had been sitting beneath that same
| tree and when be reached home his
| mother had found the remains of a
caterpillar upon him. He sprang up
Take it off, please take it Off" he
cried, vainly craning his head back
ward. But Anna had only stared.
Since then he, had received many
oyertures. He never stood up for his
lessons, but that when he. sat down
it was upon some triding love token
a pencil a fragment of banana or q
niece of candy. Therefore. when ha
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
Hard to Manage.

n Hard 10 Wdhdge.
"You have a captain and a mate on
that boat of yours, don't you?"
"Sure thing"
"Why is that?"'
81 can't manage her alone"
That's why you call the boat She
suppose?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
$685.
for Dime

Why spend q dollar when lOc buys q bon
of CASCARETS at any drug store9 Use
as d~ireoted-set the natural, easy result
Saves many dollars pasted on medicineo
that do moi cure. Millions regularly use
CASCARET6. Buy Q box now-10o.
weeks treatment-proof in the morn
ing. sa0.
CAscARErS roc 4 boz for q weeks
treatAent, all druggists. Biggest seller
In the void. Miles boxes . nonth.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
HANDY FASTENER IN STALLS
One That Is Adjustable and Facilitates
Changing Horse from One
r Side to Other.

To quickly change the fastening of
the top piece of the zeal edge of the
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
PROVED sY TIME.
No Fear Of Any Further TraubIs.

David Price, Corydon, Ia, says: II
was in the last stage of kidney trouble
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1909-08-26
Mother.in-Law Again.

Mother-in-Law Again.
Husband-Why do you hate to sec
me come home smiling?
Wife-Because I know it means
something has happened to poor moth.
er.-Illustrated Bits.
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light

"Who knows? josef"
Josef, who had raised his hand in a
rash and thoughtless spirit, looked
foolish, and grinned.
"Well?" smiled Miss Lucy. The
phonetic method is. her favorite.
Josef made a dreadful effort. He
drew himself up and, "eat," he roars
Miss Lucy continued to smile.
ooh, no., Josef, not eat Try again
Children, Josef is going to try again
Now?"
Josef's thoughts and fingers fingered
around a sticky bun in his desk, an6
"ate" he asserted, stubbornly.
Miss Lucy still smiled, but con
STRANGELY.
eight, josef" she said; remember
Now children" she continued 'look!'
she slowly formed a large
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

o
5ec on the daruound
50 the dozen water da%1ged Bath Towels regular Csc 3 each
bargains small lie does the
he vol the aternooncr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

We were TO have been married this
wecki"
Jimmy laughed heartily.
Don't let a little thing like n
llttlo walt trouble" he cried. after
this narrow escape. Anyhow -hel.
To-" he cried suddenly. what's
that7"
Alice gazod IN the direction nj
which Jimmy pointed and saw two
men on a wobbly roof. rapidly ap.
pronchlng them. One man carried
"a pile OF books under biz arm while
tho other wore a white tie.
AS | i've" cried Jimmy, ITS
Rev Samuel BogRa and that man
with him is the town clcrk--do you
Bupposc-do you suppose, dear, that
those books and papers the clerk
has are
Ills question unfinished, Jimmy
gazcd ardcntly nc the girl. She col.
orcd beneath his glance. In mo-
ment the approaching roof had
bumped into Jimmy's uneeaworthy
craft and the two began floating
peacefully down the stream to.
gother.
Glad 10 see you, glad 10 see you.
cried Jimmy cffusiyely. And say.
Mr.. Clerk. pardon the question. but
are those blanks and document"
Sure" cried the clerk, with an
expansive smile. when the flood
came picked up tho only things
near me. and here they arc-ihe
marriage docket and marriage H.
censea. Can sell you one7'
You bet Jimmy yelled happily.
and hurry up and tie the knot be.
fore we float out Of the county, Mr.
Boggs. please. Allce's idea may be
ali rubbish. but don't want TO take
any chancee."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06
STARS DAILY
SHORT STORIES
IN THE FLOOD.


90 Nby Frank ". Williams.
Jimmy Moods thought II was n
funny flood In fact. be would have
enjoyed It hugely had he only
known the whurwAbonte ~ pretty
Alice Morgan. As X wRa. howaver.
he paced aKifateaiy back and forth
on the little patch OF roof upon
which be was being borne swiftly
down the broad. muddy stream. In.
dnuhiediy he WAS lucky 10 have
oven this small refuge from the wa.
tsrs. but be did not consider this
aspect Of the case. He thought
only Of Alice.
As Jimmy paced he glanced about
him. On every side were chairs.
trees. tAhlea and various other
articles swept from their abiding
places when the dam burst. For.
tunately most Of tho people had
heen warned and had left the
city in time 10 escape. Had Alice
been among thoseY
Suddenly Jimmy stopped his
pacing and placed his hand eagerly
above his eyes. shading them from
the sun. AS he gaxed tntentiy at
some approaching object. II was
evidently a table or some other art
lele. just aNash. and with a woman
cllnRing precariourly 10 It's slippery
surface. Jimmy Kasped. II was un-
doubtedly Alleel Fortune and the
stream bore Jimmy's roof ard the
other article together. and Jimmy
had soon transferred the girl to his
more secure conveyance.
Dear" cried Jimmy. as he hug.
ged her close. II was afraid hor.
ribly afraid. bat nov that have
you here"---
I'm not afraid cithor--now." she
replied.
Presently she sat up and brushed
the water from her eyes.
"Do You know" she declared I'm.
conFequentially. "the thing that Is
bothefing me just now, IS that Wen
soon drift out OF this county and
itll be DAYS and days before the
VITA will subside sufficiently for
us "a 20 back home. In the mean.
time We lose our residence In the
county and then we'll have TO wait
until we've established our resi-
dchca In some other county before
I we can get marriage iieense-and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

INSIST ON A NEW YOHK BOx
LUNCH and avoid Inferior imita.
lions. Delivered az your place Of
business without extra cost. loo and
Ice each.
Ring up A sefg or Main 1880.
Prompt delivery assured.
Ono trial. ono Test. Goodbye 70
the rest
Main office. 2is Marion street
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06
THIS HEN HAS
VALET AND A
BIG MILEAGE
Travels in Style and Has
Thousands Of Miles to
Her Credit as a Globe
Trotter.

William Jennings Bryan In the
most travelled hen In the world
The Peerless One GIN the way OF
hensl Il one Of the features OF the
Aff.sP poultry show rather,
she. Is a rose comb brown leRhorn.
the property Of II. y. Rogers, La
Crosse. Wia., and she has taken
blue ribbons all the way from her
little home burg OF La Crosse 10
New York city. TO London, back
again. on 20 Florida aud a tour OF
the southern states. 20 Chicago.
Denver, San Francisco. and on 20
Honolulu and back TO Seattle She
has travelled 1929 miles II she has
travelled a foot.
Here is a brief summary OF her
travelling:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

When William Jennings Bryan
travels she travels IN style. with a
valet, Her valet IL James Henson
Ratdln, q nephew ~ Mr.. Rogers
The two have been together 80 long
that q separation Of a few hours
makes them honenick for each
other, bryan will not eat thing
II younk Rardln does not give Il 70
her-and every time Rhe lays an
egg she crows for the youth. She
viii go to sleep on the young mans
shoulder. kiss him. whisper IN hts
ear, and do many ether things.
Does everything but talk" In.
aists young RAfdln.
Ag Bryan viii add a fow more
mlies 20 the record on her return 10
Ia Crosse. where she will rest up
thls .siu,sr for another tour next
snQillsr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

Fifty dozen chlldren's Crochet
Toques. large assortment Of
efors. both Ia plain coIors and
fancy two-toncd patterns. all
we'll made. a few slightly
water damaged only. Regular
55c aud &c sorts. f0e
sale price ..........+ IuI
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

II the same quality Of leaf were
rolled into a fancy shape you
would have 70 pay 10 cents
for every one Of the nine for
which you now pay IS cents.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06
ChiIdren's &c Hose Zoe

ChiIdren'a Heavy Cashmere
Hose. black with Rray heel aud
toe. very fine soft finish.
Regular a5c quality. 10o
Salvage Sale price. . III
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

Wool Knit shawls In pink.
blue. white and black; fancy
weave. Just slightly solicd.
Regular 35c shawl; 1Qn
Salvage Sale price. lJI
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-10-06

Cigar IS rough but the taste
is smooth. The money is all
in the tobacco. Nothing goes
into looks or labels.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30
Mr.. CARNEGIE AGAIN AsoLlsHEs
WAR.

In spite Of IFS frequent repetition.
the announcement that Andrew Car
negie has again abolished war Is al
WAYS matter Of legitimate interest
It indicates az least that he is still I'm
good health and spirits. with as much
Of his youthful enthusiasm as ever.
and his native gift OF the CAB still un-
impaired.
Mr.. Carnegie's latest edict against
war was issued az a meeting OF the
New York Peace Society, OF which he
Is chairman. "Be OF good cheer" he
exclaimed. There are those present
who will live to see war discarded by
civilized nations. All goes well. Men
are soon 90 beat their swords into
ploughshares and their spears into
pruning hooks
Il is a pity Mr.. Carnegie could not
have let il go at that. II the case was
as he understood IL no further state
ment was necessary. Considerable
significance therefore attaches to his
added remark: Never in the history
of the world have the leading powers
been engaged to such an extent in
Fastening the construction Of engines
Of destruction (battleships) as at pres
ent."
Thus, as Montague says, by divers
ways do we arrive at the same end.
Can IL be that Mr.. Carnegie regards
the rapid increase Of battleship con-
structiOn as an added assurance Of
the worlds peace? II so. he is in
perfect accord with the militant party
in Germany, to say nothing Of naval
expansiOnists nearer home. Their at
titude is based on the Scriptural prop
Osition that when the strong man
armed keepeth his house his goods
are in peace"
II man insists upon talking all the
time IL is Mechanically certain. that
he will sometimes talk nonsense.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30
THE CRISIS SAFELY PASSED.

France is to be congratulated on it's
narrow escape from revolution and
blOOdshed. The strike of its govern
ment postal and telegraph employees
was a most serious matter, and IL
shows that governments are no more
exempt than private firms from labor
troubles. To be sure strikes are less
frequent I'm government establish
ments, but when they do occur they
are likely to be more formidable be-
cause Of the greatness Of the interests
affected.
The recent strike in Paris and other
large centers must have caused i'm
mense losses TO business, for the nom
delivery Of millions OF letters and
hundreds Of thousands OF kilograms
paralized communication between one
point and another. The government
seems TO have shown a wise and firm
moderation and It's hands were as
suredly strengthened by the vote Of
confidence given It by Parliament.
That the government has safely
passed through so great a crisis is evil
dence Of the growing stability OF the
French people. The Republic has now
lasted for 80 years. a much longer
period than any previous government
I'm a hundred years. The well nigh
Kaleidoscope frequency with which
revolutions and changes OF govern
ment used 70 take place before the In
auguration Of the present republic
made France somewhat OF a laughing
stock. Happily for that nation and
the world those experiences are end
ed.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

Sulphate Of ammonia and sulphuriC
acid have been placed on the free
list in the Payne tariff bill now pend
ing in Congress. This means a great
deal to Florida, which uses more
fertilizer per capita than any State
in the Union. At the present time
sulphate Of ammonia has to pay a ten
per cent tariff, and while we use more
ammonia from nitrate Of soda and
other sources, yet a cut Of ten per
cent in the price OF sulphate Of am
mOnia would make the nitrate Of soda
syndicate cut their price TO meet that
OF the sulphate Of ammonia. This cut
In price would not affect the price Of
cotton seed meal, as the latter Is
used so largely as a feed. All Flor
ida is interested in getting cheaper
fertilizers, and our members Of Con
gress should exert every effort to
keep sulphate OF ammonia and sui
phuric acid on the free list in the
Payne bill. for the fertilizer trust viii
do their utmost TO strike IL out.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

We ofier One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY a CO, Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known j.
.. Cheney for the last 10 years. and
believe him perfectly honorable In all
his business transactions, and imam
ciaIly able 20 carry out any obliga'
lions made by his firm.
WALDING. KINNAN a. MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, %
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken intern.
ally. acting directly upon the blooo
and mucous surfaces OF the system
Testimonials sent free. Price. zoe per
bottle. Sold By an druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for eonsti
patton.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

The Florida State Fair and Live
s'oek Association held the first OF
'-s series Of lbs horse races at Jack.
.'a''iie last Saturday under most
.-'Ofaoie circumstances. The attend
S =. vas large. the races we're on
ie'eL and the opening day great.
snloyed BY everybody. The track
Z located at Moncrief Park and Is
- puonally good for the time IN
&c. -''n the promoters have had 70 pre-
= - H. Il will In time be one OF
lA.lest tracks In the country and
p'paiar resort for breeders and own.
u thoroughbred horses.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

A year ago an ardent Missouri pas
tor OF Democratic persuasion prayed
for tarif revision. but with an In
creased duty on zinc, nevertheless.
The pious petition has been granted
In the tariff bill introduced In the
House, but whether this Missourian
should thank the Lord or Serene
Payne for the same, We leave II 20
him 20 determine.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

representative Champ Clark. the
minority leader has made his long
eSed.for speech ON the Payne tarln
IN and some parts Of his arraign-
aut made the Republicans squirm.
go pointed out that except for a few
mmodities which have been put on
rro free list the rates were one and
q half per cent higher In the Payne
Ia than in the Dingley bill He
rcd that the tax on tea be remOv-
ID. asserting that Il was a tax on
the poor mans breakfast table" and
one which many could ~ AFFORD TO
pay. while there had been no increase
whatever Of the tax on beer which
could easily stand an additional 80
cents a barrel. which was a luxury
which no man needed and many were
better on without. He showed the
subterfuge by which the Standard
oil Company Is protected. petroleum
being placed on the free list. but a
differential provided for i'm the case
Of any other country placing an ex-
port tax on oil. which results in saw
ing the Standard Company from all
competition. His speech was vigor.
Ously applauded by the Democrats
but the Republicans looked very much
unhappy as he proceeded.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

A. seems that some people have
Il - exception 10 what The sun said
A. - issue OF last Saturday regard
n. appearance Of Mrs. Il. IA.
- 49, while on the witness stand dur.
a. -s uial OF her husband for muir.
!, Faf BE- II from the intention
-, writer 10 degrade this poor
-, woman in the eyes OF the
- his heart we9t out iu sym
-, 'of both her and her utue
,,,,.- ana be could well see from their
$50 mat neither the woman on
..nand realized the grave stu.
neg we're in.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

All the people Of Florida rejoice
q the restoration 20 perfect health
q Hon. Frank Clark. There is not
. man In the State more highly
esteemed and beloved by his people.
and Il is fortunate for them that such
. nan has been delegated TO look
amer their interests from the second
Congressional district.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

The Louisville COurier-JOurnal says:
Before the present Congress was a
seek old a Texas representative had
Introduced l2S bills, covering the
sieA'er part Of the known fields OF
nalnan activity and nearly everything
: Congress might dare OF do. Next
lning We know The Outlook may be
.alns him for infringement OF copy.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

The wet and dry election I'm Co
hnbia county 10 waxing warm, the
tamperanee people becoming greatly
alarmed lest the sale Of whiskey
should again be licensed in that
county.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30
Race Suicide

Is not nearly the menace TO increase
In population that deaths among I'm
fants are. Eight out OF ten Of these
death are directly or indirectly caused
by bowel troubles. McGee's Baby
Elixir cures diarrhoea. dysentary.
sour stomach and all infant ailments
OF this nature. Just the thing for
teething babies. Price CSC and soc per
bottle. Sold by w. n. johnson.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

Any girl who has a waste basket
n a fair state Of preservation can
have a new hat without much cost.
few flowers and ribbons will do the
rest
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

The Weather Bureau is destined TO
20 down in history as the greatest
azzle Of the age.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

Let the married men take heart.
A Georgia woman Of intellect has dis
covered that husbands are human
beings."
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

II Is still true as sunshine that no
s,rike has been a particle Of help to
re strikers.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

And what's still worse, there's no
prospect Of a revision Of the cost Of
living downward.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

The electric chair ought to be a
mod cure for kidnapping.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

And there stands the Senate, too,
you know. A long, dark, rough, and
rugged way stretched ahead of US,
BRETHREN.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

Subscribe for The Sun ana help you
lady friend win the fine piano.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1909-03-30

The African elephant walks around
as the band begins 20 play.