Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-12-29
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How often does your car kill i,
maj, :! Only once, guy 'nor!' replied
the chauffeur Tit-Bits.
Poet Did she think my sonnet was,
good? Friend She must have. She.
didn't believe you wrote it-Kansas
City Journal. .is'
y want one OF the new spotted face
wells. please" Yes. madam. specked.
.spattered or splotched r.? Cleveland;
Plain Dealer. va,
Y ordered love Of hat sent up
to the house and asked hubby to buy
II for me" Did he?" mo; my love
was returned"
Mr.. Henpeck-were going to ~
move to the seaside, doctor. Doctor
But the climate may Disagree with
your wife. Mr.. Henpeck- 1t wouldn't
are!-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Pat-could yer give man job,
yer honor! Barber Well, you can re.
paint this pole for me? Pat-Be jabers.
can. sor, II you'll tell me where to.
buy the striped paint Punch.
You say you are In love with Miss
Basgs7 Il sure am" but / can't
go anything attractive about her"
Neither can see It. But It's IN the
bank all right Cleveland Leader.
Tho Night Nurse-Has that medi.t
cine come that the doctor promised to
send. The Day Nurse Not yet. The:
Night Nurse ThenyI guess the patient
win live through the night. Chicago
Tribune. y
After all. there's only one thing
absolutely certain In this world., ain.
deed. What!'' THAT fashion viii
never increase the size Of women's
shoes. - It does their hats and.
sleeves. - Boston Transcript.
st. Peter Ito applicant) What was
your business when ON earth? Apple
cant-Editor of newspaper. st.
Peter-Big circulation. Of colrse7 Ap-s
plicant-No. small; smallest In the
country. st. Peter Pick out your
harp. Epoch. :.s 4
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Your husband mas been ILL.,. said
the caller. Yes replied the Mttie.,
Worried looking woman, ne mas been
feeling very badly. ! 90 my BEST 70
please him. put notning seems % sat
isfy him. Is his condition critica
ITS worse tnan critical, snf ~
swered. with 2 sigh. Its abusiys
Willy-Yo see, 1t was this gay:
They were all three so dead Move
with her, and all 30 eligible. that TO-
settle the matter she agreed to marry
the one who could guess the nearest to
her age. Arthur And did she? Willy
II don't know. know that she mar.
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