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Proposals.
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DRoPosALs FOR .CoNsTRUCTIoN PLUasIs g
/ Heating and Electric Wiring: War De2a-tn9rs Z, :
nee the Constructing QuartsFIlaSeeT New tIssos
c. Nay Two double IsGtsHanSs quarters at Fort 4 G
Fort Terry \. " and installing PluTabing heaSins
gnt 1905 A NJ June : 1909 and then ODensd Pas
Ouartermaster. Department OF the East Governor =
Island ~ III or 6s s 6 T9usst FTsoPss 1 eonisni
proposals should be endorsed Lroposas fr Bgl!o1ns
structing quarterunaster. New London Ct
DEoPosAIs FOR CLoTH-pEPoT QgAETE zIz 81
10 ieO9-Seaisd proposals IN tripicats. WIN Be re-
ceived at the Office OF NE DepoT 1 ~ ISo as
J6en opened Furnishing and dsllyertns at either the
ONE DTab Cotton Uniform cloth The right IS rsssvsd
70 reject or aegePt any be gwen To sT5icI.s Of aosss
manufacture Blanks proposals and fa Information
viii be furnished upon aP2LIa'iSn a. 9oposs =
for Goth to opened June 10 1909 and addresses .
P1TTEN. Depot Qua-terHaster
1IPEAgT-RY DEPARTMENT. OFFICE OF THE
sugSEB6 4 PfoP6gs viii 81 recsvsd q sh
once until o'clock P on {ns 5sh S1 S 81 90
and basement ooT Of the n scoTacs Vst f
drawings and sPecieat,9n S0pisS 35 Tqgn y o %
application oes the once Of the s-chtscts
Mess yo-H Y Applications must be accompanied
by certified check for $3.50 which viii be he'd "a
ms once u-i' ~ JAMES Knox TAYLOR
hcati0h- Supervising Architect
Is tI5ns5rGcting q N. May 1soessaed proposals..
Ia GRIP 5 them opened for CONSTRUCTION plumbing
beating and electric wiring OF Additions and Alterations
20 SrossIs sDectfcaons necessary Information
furnished here ONCE Of Chief @ NJ Governor
Island n Y H. both OF which Offices plans may b
Proposas sor PU6iio Buiidinss and addressed Con-
structins g NJ
ssAY OFFICE OF THE g 5oE ;1oo STATES AT, Al
posaIs duplicate VIII be received at the once OF Ins
at New y. Y. until u O'Clock noon June s u
.ash ps.y f7ee ~ the tinted States al New
Tor the year July 1st 1902 70 June ~ l.os
specifications copies OF which with blank 2rSPosel5 a1
KINGSBERY FOSTER, SUPERINTENDENT
1 J ingt0n May z 10O9.-SEALED PROPOSALS viii Do
Tsceived at until u O'Clock noon saturday:
Sixteenth street Piney Branch in the
District Of T9qm Rfoaton nay Be ossained fro iss
Clerk Engtneer Department f i2 4 EEfPT VS.
WILLIAM V. JUDSON. Commissioners D. e
11C1FA7FD PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED AT TIE
~ the Engineer. TornpklnsTihs
g. i; Th one Misoeaneoas Articles required IN -
Third Lighthouse District Tor me Is4c $500
Of which with blank proposals and other infoEnaAon
may be had upon Application % Ins L-sH'-1l'-SS -
gineer. Tompkinsville. n 4
nROPOsALs FOR ORDNANCE sUPPLIEs.-NEw
RFqRos ts: once ony WIN Be- rscsvs az
forms sI ntii O'Clock D m May II 1909
nshing during the fiscal year endins June 50 hgly
Sare Lumber Paints. Oils. Coal Cleaning Matsria
etc For information apply 10 Colonsl y d
COMMANDING
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their Uptown Once. No.
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received At the following
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FERRY COMPANIES.
PHILADELPHIA STOCKS.

sb-6 ny Charles D. Barney & Co.. Nc. IS Broad St.
YORK and No. 122 South 18th st. Philsdelphie-)
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EXPORTS.

Including 27seco bushels Argentine oats +Argenno
grain.
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BOSTON STOCKS.

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u .,.e NAV 1oI May s. May 10
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NEW YORK AND OTHER GAS SECURITIES.

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C1F-AIFD PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED AT T51
- ONCE Lght-Eiouse EnglneeT iei.pllsS..sss
= until one o'clock. May -. 1903. and then ope1s-.
fo- Furnishing miscellaneous Articles required In -
~ a. TJp5t-TIouse District the fiscal year ending
June 30 1910 accordance with speclca1ioss eoD.ss
~ vbch with blank proposals and otler inloEnlao1-
NAV be had upon application 70 the Lighthouse Il
rfneer Tompkinsville. n J.
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OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS, - G. WAS vas =
1 j ingt0n MAY 4 1009--SEALED PROPOSALS VIII Do
received once until u O'Clock noon satGrS2y
Nav 1902 widening concrete nrldge On me lS
OF sixteenth extended across Piney Bea ~ se
- 1,scsssarv information may be obtained nom Chief
clerk Engineer Department Room - District BGsln
HENRY II F. MCFARLAND. HENRY L W1~>Is
W-TTTJAM V HUDSON, Commissioners. D. c
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PROPOSALS. FOR ORDNANCE SUPPLIES--NEH
vo-t[ Arsenal Governors Island. n Y. H. April L.
1qOe-seaed proposals. IN tripleate upon the plank
this ONCE only VIII pc reserved a.
this oice O'Clock May l. lsoS dor ,ala
Cotfo1 cloth Cotton Waste. Forage. Hard
80 urnber Paints Oils Coal. Cleaning Materia
s.c FOR Information apply Colonel O. B. MITCHAA
COMMANDING
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ssAY OFFICE OF THE UNITED STATES Al
a NEW YORK n Y. April soth. 1s0e--Sealsd pro-
noesIs in Suplcas received at the ONCE OF the
Superintendent Oice Of the United states
at York. N Y. until u O'Clock noon. SLss go
general supplies required 19c
tEs ssav Once OF the United York y
1909 TO June 81. lSlV.
nnaer usual conditions accordance with sched1les a
specidcatiOns copies which. with blank proposals a
other information. may be had upon application %
LcINGSREEy EOSTER. SuPEE2LNIENDE.NI.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
PAINT DURABILITY.

The first thought in painting should
of course, be durability-and dura-
bility mean simply pure paint prop.
erly applied. Pure paint is pure
white lead and linseed Oil with or
without tinting materially.
Some years ago the paint.buyer was
likely to get adulterated or counter
felt white lead If he was not familiar
with brands. To-day he may buy
with perfect safety if he only makes
sure that the Dutch Boy Painter
trademark is on the packages of
white lead that he buys. This trade.
mark was adopted by National Lead
Company to distinguish the pure
white lead made by them from the
worthless adulterated and fake goods.
1t is a guarantee as valuable to the
HORSEPOWER as the education Of q
paint expert could be.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
A FEW REMARKS FROM PAPA
Quiet, But Emphatic, and Young Thing
Immediately Took a New
View Of Life.

An Atchison Young Thing had n
head that ached, her honey boy having
taken his affections elsewhere, and
her father recently shut himself up
with her to reason with her. THAT
Honey Boy averaged spending so cents
a week on you" he said. Here's a
dollar a week to take its place. Every
time he called he cleaned out the re.
f~rigerator: your mother will see to It
that your brothers do this in future.
He kept you up late nights. Your
baby sister is cross, and hereafter you
will let the baby do this for you. He
took possession of the most comfort
able rocker on the porch; when you
look at that rocker in future 1t will not
be empty, bringing the pang to your
heart that your silly novels tell about;
IL will be occupied by the man who
paid for it, and that's me. Your moth
er and ! stayed by you through collie
and teething. and are going to get
you. through this II we have to take
turns spanking you. Now, take your
eyes off the moo and look at the dust
around you."-Atchison Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
HER PRESENCE A PLEASURE
Subtle Compliment Evoked by Caller
with Courteous Airs and
Manner.

Some Of us would be more surprised
than pleased If we knew the impress
sions we make on the minds of those
who know us only slightly. How many
of you girls are remembered as pleas.
antly as "a the lady described in the
following incident?
A lady called at the house of n
neighbor on an errand; but, as the
family was away, she asked the hired
man to tell his employer that she
would cell again. Being in a hurry,
and not thinking but that the man
knew who she was, she did not leave
her name. The lady of the house re-
turned before the rest of the family.
and the man told her that a lady had
been there who said she'd call again.
Who was it?" inquired Mrs. IL.
"Oh, | don't know her name," re.
piled the man.
But you should have asked her.
said Mrs. H.. so we would know who
had been here. Can't you tell me
something by which | can know who
came? Where does she liver"
IL don't know" said the man, but
she's the one hat always smiles when
she speaks"
The pleasant look and the courteous
tanner in which the lady had spoken
TO the servant had been noticed and
remembered, leaving a sunbeam in
that mans heart.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
The Ever Changing Waist Line.

: Consider the mental agility 1t takes
to keep up with ones waist line. One
goes to bed at night in the sweet assur.
ance that 1t will be under the arms for
the next two or three months at any
rate. and awakes to learn from the
headlines in the morning papers that
waist line is positively at the knees.
There is absolutely 10 use in prognos-
ticating anything about 1t any longer.
That the waist line occurred at the
waist was an axiom accepted as un-
questionably as that the earth re~volves
on its axis, but in these days of higher
criticism is likely to be anywhere. 1t
bloweth where 1t listeth.-Mrs. Wilson
Woodrow, in American Magazine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
NEW SIDELIGHT ON HISTORY
Englishman Has Other Than Accepted
Version for CORVALLIS Surren-
der at Yorktown.

They were concentrating the sur.
render of CORVALLIS at Yorktown with
the usual fiery speeches. At the close
of the regular program the chairman
announced with a wink to those near
him:
I'VE are happy to have with us on
this suspicious occasion a repre-
sentative of King Edward, If not of
King George. Ladies and gentlemen. |
beg to present to you Maj. Arthur For
roster of the First Royal Dragons,
who VIII now say n few words"
The major looked a little surprised
as he strolled to the front of the plat.
form, polished his eyeglass, and began
with a drawl:
ut had long been a wonder to me
how CORVALLIS, with the pick of the
British army, held Yorktown against a
miserable force OF militia for only a
few weeks. But, ladies and gentle.
men, I've e your town to-day, and
my wonder is now hat he cared to
hold such a forlorn-looking spot for
even n day"
"Shake!" broke in the chairman,
"the drinks are on me-"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
A Candid Judue.

A Dover lawyer tells a story in
which figures Hon. ii. l.. Dawes, who,
1t seems, in his younger days was an
Indifferent speaker. Shortly after his
admission to the bar he had a case
which was tried before a North Adams
Justice of the peace, and Dawes was
opposed by a lawyer whose e~loquence
attracted a large crowd. The justice
VISA perspiring in the crowded Dom
and evidently fast losing his temper.
Finally he drew off his coat and, in the
midst of the eloquent address, burst
out:
Mr.. Attorney. supposing that you
take a seat and let Mr.. Dawes speak.
| want to thin out this crowd."-Lip-
p%incott's.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Marriage and Meanness.

Some years ago there lived in Atch.
ison a young woman noted for her
good works and gentleness. She was
always helping the poor and was pa
tent and kind and universally ad-
mired. She married a fairly good man
She had been good and patient for
years, but a husband was too much
fer her; she had never been cross to
any one until she was cross to her
husband. There is something about
marriage that stirs up hidden depths
of n on both sides.-Atchison
(Kan.) Globe.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Laundry worn, at home would h,

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory IL the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, 1t is usually neces'
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness. which not only destroys the
appearance. but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou.
BILE can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as 1t can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
err strength than other makes.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Cause for Surnriee

MY dear, I'm afraid our Willie "a
a somnambulist," said the fond
mother.
What's he doing now?"
We'll. last night l heard a noise
In his room and l crept in, and there
was Willie walking about. I followed
him and he went down stairs. pickle
up the lawn mower and the pruning
hook and broom and was starting ont
the door when ] stopped him"
IL did that while he was ~asleep?"
Indeed he did. and when I wax.
ened him he couldn't remember a
thing about 1t. How in the world do
you explain it?"
"Oh, that's all right. Don't WORRY
It's funny, of course, but IL he had
done 1t while awake it would have
been a blamed sight more unusual .
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

hams Vegetable Compounds the most
successful remedy for all kinds of
female troubles, and 1 feel that l can
never praise it enough. LIZZIE
HOLLAND, Noah, Ky.
The Changeof Life is themostcritical
period of a woman's existence, and
neglect of health at this time invites
disease and pain.
Womeneverywhere shouldremember
that there Is nc other remedy known to
medicine that will so successfully carry
women through this trying period as
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. made from native roots and
herbs.
For 80 years it has been curing
women from the worst forms of female
ills Inflammation, liberation, dis
placements, fibroid tumors, %irregulari-
ties, periodic pains, backache, and
nervous prostration.
If you would like special advice
about your case write q cOnfiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

Sheer white goods. in fact, any fine
wash goods when new. owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are Numbered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau.
~. Home laundering would be equal.
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to %starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to %stiffen, without ~thickenins
h e>goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at tne
improved appearance of our work.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
DecicedIv Ratified.

or an lrishman, named Dogherty, a
speaker OF rare eloquence, the follow
ing amusing story is told: After one
of his speeches he asked Canning
what he thought Of it. THE only fault
! could find in It," Canning answered,
was that you called the speaker Sir
too often" my dear friend" said
Dogherty, "if you knew the state /
was in while speaking, you would not
wonder II | had called him 'Ma'am!'"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Early to Bed,

The man who makes it the habit
of his life to go to bed at nine o'clock
usually gets rich and is always reli-
able. OF course going to bed does
not make him rich-l merely mean
that such a man will in all probable.
ity be up early in the morning and
do a big days work, so his weary
bones put him to bed early. Rogues
do their work at night. Honest men
work by day. It's all a matter of
habit and good habits in America
make any man rich. Wealth is a re-
suit of habit.-John Jacob Aston.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
WEEDS Her Rich stepfather.

Social circles in Pasadena. Cal,
learned with amazement the other day
that Miss Katherine Traphagen has
become the bride of her s~tepfather.
Cyrus NJ. Davis Of Los Angeles. Miss
Traphagen lived with her sisters In
AltaderN and vas n Of the promi-
nent members of the Young Women's
Christian Association, being director
of its short story club.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Gender.

The other evening Miss Y, a maiden
lady of uncertain years, s%uspecting
the cook was entertaining her beau
downstairs, called Martha and in
CURED whether she did not hear some
n talking with her.
"Oh, no, ma'am," cried the quick.
witted Martha: sit was only me sing.
ing a pslam."
Very good" returned Miss Y. sig.
~nifcantly; you may amuse yourself
with pslams. but let's have no hims.'
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Theft.

Excuse me, Miss Querulous, but do
you think you would excuse me If ]
stole a kiss?"
"By no means, sir"
MAY ] be permitted to hope that
some day"
Never, sir! You have very much
mistaken me II you have inferred that
! could under any circumstances en-.
courage theft, but, er-if you should
walk up like a man and in a straight.
forward way perform the act you
speak of, ! think ! could condone the
offense."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator
Rough ON Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough on Bedbugs, Powder or Liq'd. 25c.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 25.
Rough on Reaches, Pow'd, 15c. ,Liq'd. 25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, Csc.
Rough on Skeeters, agreeable to use. Csc.
e. 8. Wells. Chemist. Jersey City, N. ].
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
The extraordinary popuiaritv n, An

The extraordinary popularity OF fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter Of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals. is the
only n which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. 1t great strength as a stiffen-
er makes half the usual quantity Of
Starch necessary, with the result Of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

Dorothy-Can ! have some water to
christen my doll, mamma?
Mother-Oh! no. / don't like you
to play with water.
Dorothy-Well, can I have some
wax to waxinate her? I'm sure she
ought to have something done by now
I've had her three months.-Windsor
Magazine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

no cure for me, and | was given up to
die. Being urged, l used Doan's Kid.
ney Pills. Soon / was better and in a
few weeks was about the house, we'll
and strong again."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box,
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

For years I was
weak and run down,
could not sleep, my
limbs swelled and
the secretions were
troublesome; pains
were intense. was
fast in bed for four
months. Three doc
tors said there was
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you a launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; 1t will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear OF the goods,
and 1t will be a positive pleasure to
use a Starch that does not stick to the
iron
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
ONE ON JOHNNY.

He was a balmy-headed Johnny,
with little cash. She was both pretty
and pert. He said: do you know,
Dolly, | am something of a mimic? /
can take almost anybody OFF"
She said: Then take yourself off,
old boy. I'm expecting some n to
take me to supper
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Style of Price.

Are o going to raise any fancy
crop on your suburban place this sum.
mer?' asked Jones of Smith, as they
met in the business district.
We'll, yes" hesitatingly admitted
Smith. 81 am going to try to raise
the mortgage"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
rhe AntIspsed Araumsn..

WAS that a novel your messensse
boy was reading2"
Worse than that" answered the
man in charge of the office. 1T was
the fable of the hare and the tortoise"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Still lnimitabIe.

First Cricket-Men are flying.
Second Cricket-Perhaps, but they
can't make music with their legs.
The votes he didn't get look like a
basket Of lemons to the defeated can
didate.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

headaches,
prostration, and
hemorrhages.
. Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compoundmade me
well and strong, SO
that / can do all my
homework, and at
tend to the store
and post-ohice, and
Ifeel much younge
than l really am.
HT,vdia r. PINK
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder for your feet.
1t cures painful. swollen. smarting, sweat
ing feet. Makes new shoes easy. Sold by
all Druggists and hoe Stores. 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen g.. Olmsted, Leroy. N. z.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

lame back and Lumbago make a young
man feel old. Hamlins Wizard Oil makes
an old man feel young. Absolutely moth
ing like it for the relief of all pain.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
An Imaginative Protection.

what possessed Jagsby 10 marry
hat snake charmer?"
HE thought II he did he could al
ways be able to believe the ones he
saw were real ones"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
lmportant 10
The Air.

He-So you think married life
ought to be n grand, sweet song?
She-Yes.
He-What air would you prefer for
this matrimonial song?
She-I think a millionaire.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

When you hear one mar trying to
belittle another, it's a safe bet that the
other is his superior.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07

Perhaps the reason the goddess of
Fame is tickle is simply because she
is a goddess, and therefore neces-
sarily feminine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-07
WORKING the Brain.

Church-They say fish is a great
stimplant for the brain.
Gotham-Well, | know just catching
them makes the imagination more ac-
tive.
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It's hard for some accountants to
get their balance fore quitting work.
but 3 darned side harder regaining
\ their equilibrium fore starting.
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%eEp.souNp FOR MONTHS.
Hope Z Abandoned After Physicians
Consultation.

MRS. Enos Shearer, Yew and Wash
ington Sts., Centralia. Wash, says:
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U~ndertakers also come under the
head of scientific boxers.
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And occasionally a man throws OFF
trouble by putting on a bold front.
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Jack-There goes young Softly. He
took his finacee out rowing last Sun.
day, rocked the boat, and the poor
gil was drowned.
Ruth-Lucky girl!
Jack-Why do you say that?
Ruth-Why. she might have lived
and married the idiot.
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BEST
REMEDY
For Women-Lydia E. Pink
ham'sV Vegetable Compound

Noah, Ky. was passing through
the Change of Life and suffered from