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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26

2:2O 4. m. Memphis and Nashville.
3;26 a. M, Memphis and New Or
leans Limited.
600 a. M. Paducah and LouisvillA
la p. m. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
1;I p. m, Daily Nashville. ChsttA-
nooga and Atlanta.
1880 p. m, Fulton and Mafisia 10
commodation.
$3.50 p. m, Paducah and Louisville.
900 p. m. Memphis and New Or.
leans Special.
For through tickets. sleeping car
accommodations and further informs-
ton apply at Illinois Central Psssep-
ger Station. Cairo. I'll.
J n. JONES, Ticket AGENT
.. A. HATCH, q. p. A.
A. n. HANSON, PasA Trafke Msr.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Has Poetry Enough: Wants Wood.

we can find room for. What we need
is more wood. 1t is true the poetry ~
pretty wooden. but it doesn't fling out
the warmth of oak and pine. We
therefore prefer an ordinary load of
wood to a cord of poetry.
(Ga) Enterprise.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, Aug. 25.-Money on coll
steady; 2AG2h per cent; closing
bid "a. Time loans somewhat easier;
co days 81 az per cent; five and six
months 3A al per cent Mercantile
paper AZ to a per cent. Sterling
exchange firm: demand 4SG.95; sixty
days 49,. 4On 1850; bar silver 51A
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Note for Wives.

II is said that no man can tell a flb
and keep his big toe still. If the wom-
en- will induce their husbands to take
of their shoes before they begin to
question them they can catch them in
a falsehood every time.-Atchison
Globe.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Lacking.

The mechanical piano player can
hardly boast itself equal to the human
finely and feelingly as to get itself
drowned out by conversation when
ever 1t attempts to entertain company.
Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Reasonable EXCLAMATION.

The reason poor man wants to be
rich is so he could spend his money;
the reason a rich man doesn't want to
spend his money is so he won't be
poor-New York Press.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Woes Of the ssburbanite.

ostend Pa, what is the 'subur-
ban handicap"
Pa-"The lawn mower in the sum
mer and the snow shovel in the win
ter. NV SON.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Bearing Another,s Burden.

4 never knew any man in my life
who could not bear another's misfor-
tunes perfectly ike a Christian
Pope.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Paid in Advance.

Barber-"Much obliged. sir. don't
as rule get my tips before I start
I" Customer fsternlyl-"That amt
no tip. Young man. That's hush
money ,"-Bchemian.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
Boss Here Also.

In Abyssinia the wife is said to be
the head of the household But il isn't
necessary 10 20 rs far as Abyssinia TO
find such a condition. Her
aid.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
1t Would Seem So.

The love Of money. quoted the
moralizer. is the root Of all evil
THAT being the case, reJoined the
demoralizer, the want of money
must be the full-gruwn tree
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
When the Interest Laos.

As soon as a woman finds out that
a man means everything he says to
her be becomes tiresome
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
; = : 1--'----1----'l'--l--l
PERSONAL.
SITUATIONS WANTED

Advertisements or not sxceedin e
three lines viii be accepted free for
one weeks time from any reader Of
The Bulletin tn be f3led by advertiser
Ia person, on regular form, at the Of
ice of The bulletin Company, 70S
Ohio street. The Bulletin Company
assumes no responsibility for any ad-
vertisemeit or statement made there
n and will not accept under this
heading the notice of any person
known to be employed.
WANTEE-Place as housekeeper
in good home. Address NJ. W., this
Office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
EAGLE LOAN BANK,

tutncorporate1 Nicholson Bros, Props
6g commercial Ave, opposite Opera House
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
One of Lies Sad Facts,

Pay days come and pay days go, bur
bills go on forever
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
REGENTS AND SHIPMENTS.

Chicago. Aug. e5.-Tae following
aar loads lepres m the DAYS move
mCutS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
HELP WANTED-MALE.
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Fonr lots on Charles
street between Washington avenue
and Walnut street. Andrew Lohr.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to August list. 1909.
THE FAST Mail ROUTE.
Trxfns eava Cairo.


THE FAST Mail ROUTE.
Trains Leave Cairo:
lib 4. m, Daily Chicago vestihuls
Limited, arriving Chicago 1880 q. m.
2:f2 .. M. Daily ST. Louis Might
Limited, arriving st Louis 7:0s 4 m.
Sleeping car open at $3.50 p. m.
sac a. m. st. Louis Special
500 a. m. Chicago Daily Exprsss,
500 g. m. st. Louis Morning nx-
press. daily.
lI:i5 q. m. 81. Louis Fast Mail.
li:lb A. M. Chicago Midday Special
25b .. m, Daily St Louis Limited.
2:35 y N, Afternoon Express for
udin. Etfngham. Mattoon Champaign
$40 p. m. Thebes Accommodation.
7:1s p. m. Chicago and Dastsru
Express.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
FOUND.

FOUNDING keys on ring. Own
or can procure same at this office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26
MISCELLANEOUS

ROOMS PAPERED $3.50 UP Mar
able The Painter Signs and Out Door
-Adv. e20" Eighth street Both phones.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-08-26

8
! that the cost of the said filling If
said Twentyfourth and West Twenty
J fourth streets with earth. including
the cost and expense thus far incur
red and hereafter to be incurred. in
making and collecting that part OF said
special tax assessment which is levied
TO pay for the filling OF the said
Twenty-fourth and West Twenty
fourth streets with earth and of let
ting and executing the contract rela-
ting to the said filling of said Twenty
fourth aud West Invent -fourth streets
/ with earth and the said estimated
amount required TO pay the accruing
/ interest Oh the bonds issued and to be
issued by the said City Of Cairo to al
ticipate the collection of that part of
the said special tax assessment which
/ is levied to pay for the said filling Of
said Twenty-fourth and West Twenty
fourth streets with earth. amount. in
+ the aggregate. to the sum of Eight
/ Thousand Five Hundred Nand Fifty
/ five Dollars and Twenty-sevsn Cents
! (sS.555.27b. and showing that said
part OF said local improvement rcla-
ting to the said filling OF said Twenty
1 fourth and West TWenty-fourth
streets with earth has been finished
and completed BY Roy l. Williams.
I the contractor making that part Of
said local Improvement relating to the
said filling of said Twenty-fourth
and West Twenty-fourth streets with
eartn. and showing that said part Of
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14
TRUTHFUL REPORTS.
Lexington Reads Them With
Uncommon +sterest.

A Lexington citizen tells his exper-
ience in the following statement. No
better evidence than this can be had:
The truthful reports of friends and
neighbors is the best proof in the
world. Read and be convinced.
A. Marks, Depot St., Lexington, S.
c., says: II suffered from severe pains
through my back and sides for months
and felt miserable in every way. My
kidneys did not act properly and |
knew that they required tonic: l
procured Doan's Kidney Pills at The
Kaufman Drug Co., and since taking
the contents of one box, am able to
do my work without any trouble. The
pains in my back and sides have great
ly diminished and my kidneys give
me no annoyance. I recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills to others in re-
turn for the great benefit have OBJ
tanned from their use."
For sale by all dealers: Price 5Ocents
Foster-M -Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14
SEPARATED FROM
HER HUSBAND.
Atlanta Girl Gets Divorces Sensa-
tional Charges.

In spite of the attempts of the par
ties concerned to keep it a secret, it
is learned that Mrs. Sylvia Speer
Thomas was granted a verdict
OF divorce in the superior court of
Atlanta on Tuesday.
It was last September that Miss
Speer, daughter of W. A. Speer, and
prominent in Atlanta frst-family cir
cles, eloped with her chauffeur, Rus
sci J. Thomas. The parents pursued
the couple, had them detained and
carried off the bride of few hours.
She was spirited to New York and
thence to Europe to escape the search
of the husband. The latter brought
suit against the father-in-law for ali
enating lis wife's affections.
A statement signed by Mrs. Thomas
was read to the court and the jury, in
which she said that Thomas made
love to her, but she resented in. Next
he told her that unless she married
him he ;would kill her father. She
averred that upon the day of the
elopement, September %, Thomas
father telephoned her that unless she
came to Marietta and married his son,
that her father would be killed. She
went to the place agreed upon
and was very nervous. The elder
Thomas, she asserts, gave her tab
let and, after swallowing it, she claims
she did not remember what happened
except in dazed way. She believes
now that she was drugged and while
in this state she went through the
marriage ceremony.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14
TEMPERANCE.
Confession Of King Alcohol.

Come, Alcohol, now answer me
Ihe question shall put to thee:
What is thine age? What is thine aim?
What is thy trade? What is thy name?
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14
Farmers In stitute.

Every farmer in the county should
attend the Clemson college farmers
institute at Lexington on Friday, July
%.
PROGRAM
10 a. m.-Soil Fertility by @. l..
Goodrich, United States Department
Agriculture.
1880 a. m.-The use of Commercial
Fertilizers for Cotton, Corn and Grain
by Prof. J. N. Harper, Director Agri
culture, Experiment Station.
LA. m.-Improvement Of Crops by
Seed Selection, by Prof. D. N. Barrow
Director Agriculture Department
Clemson College:
1i:3O a. m.-The Importance ofTick
Eradication to our Live Stock Indus
try ty DR.. M. R. Powers, State Veter-
marian.
m.-The Economical Raising and
Feeding of Live Stock by DR.. Barnett.
1890 Recess.
l:20-Insects and Their Treatment
by Prof. A. F. Conrad, Entomolgis gist.
2 p. m.-Importance Of Education
by Prof. L. S. Morrison.
At the beginning of the institute a
question box will be opened and al
are urged to place therein such ques-
tions as they may wish discussed.
The addresses will be twenty minutes
long and ten minutes will be allowed
for discussion. All are urged and in
vited to attend. D. n. Barrow,
Director Agricultural Department.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

Delay in commencing treatment for
a slight irregularity that could have
been cured quickly by Foley's K!dney
Remedy may result in serious kidney
disease. Foley's Kidney Remedy builds
up the worn out tissues and strength
ems these organs. Sold by All Drug
gists of Lexington and Henry Drug
Store, Chaplin, S. @.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

Il people with symptoms Of kidney
or ladder trouble could realize their
danger they would without loss OF time
commence taking Foley's Kidney Pills:
This great remedy stops the pain and
the irregularities, strengthens and
builds up these organs and there is no
danger of Bright's disease or other ser
ious disorder. Do not disregard the
early symptoms. All Druggists of LEX
ingfon and Henry Drug Store, Chaplin,
S. @.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

Everyone would be benefited by TAX
ing Foley's Orino Laxative for stomach
and liver trouble and habitual constlpa-
ton. It sweetens the stomach and
breath, gently stimulates the liver and
regulates the bowels and is much su-
perior to pills and ordinary laxatives.
Why not try Foley's Orino Laxative
today? All Druggists of Lexington and
Henry Drug Store, Chaplin. S, G.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

Teething children have more Or less
diarrhoea, which can be controlled by
giving Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Relnedy. All that is
necessary is to give the prescribed dose
after each operation Of the bowels more
than natural and then castor oil to
cleanse the system. 1t is safe and sure.
Sold by all druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

I,he question shall put to thee:
What is thine age? What is thine aim?
What is thy trade? What is thy name?
ANSWER.
MY age is more than Thousand years,
My aim, to fill the earth with tears,
NV trade to kill and make expense,
NV name is Intemperance.
Long have I ruled upon the earth
To every crime I've given birth.
Pm father of all grief and woe,
I spread distress where'er CO.
My dwelling place is at the bar.
My customers are near and far;
I fill their heads, I drain their purse.
And turn their blessing to a curse!
I daily breathe poisonous breath!
My drink is liquid fire and death!
My lodging place is Satan's seat!
My food is filth and serpents' meat!
My face, is covered with mask,
My hiding place is in a cask,
NV business is to gender strife,
And put asunder man and wife.
I visit grog-shops all around,
Where Satan is, Pm always found,
I am his waiter day and night,
His service is my chief delight.
He is my captain and my guide,
I always stand close by his side;
I've killed more men, upon my word,
Than famine, pestilence, or sword.
With my deceitful fattering tongue,
draw to me both old and young,
And when I get them in my snare,
I chain them fast and keep them there,
But Temperance men I mostly dread,
For they are running my trade,
And if their cause should further go,
twill prove my final overthrow.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

\ man whose relations gusb over
him seldom has cause to gush over
them.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

After the cow jumped over the moon
she probably meandered down the
milky way.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1909-07-14

Thus Alchol disclosed to me
His character and destiny,
Altho' liar from his youth,
He now has blundered into truth.
Then, Temperance men, be wide awake
The foe begins to fear and quake.
Stand to your post! Go hand in hand!
And drive this monster from the land !!
DIR. Edward H. Carter.
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09

May 9Th 1903.
Board met pursuant to adjournment
all present.
Approved claims and ordered warian
drawn in payment on the several fan0
"a follows
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
When Eating Cause, coIs..

II one who has caught a cold will
take thought. he will often find :ha'
he has prepared himself for the in
lection by some tax on his physical
condition-some extra work which
has depressed his bodily powers. some
worry which has preyed upon his
mind. some loss OF sleep. some undue
exposure TO atmospheric changes. or
some dietary indiscretion. says
writer in the Youths Companion.
For indiscreet eating is one of the
most prolific and yet the least recog
nized OF all the predisposing causes
of a cold.
Let the hearty eaters of rich food.
who suffer from repeated colds. try
a course of abstinence during the
coming winter. and they will become
convinced of the truth Of these re-
marks. In this case the proof of the
pudding is In the not eating of it
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
Fla Wine.

Consul Maxwell Blake of Funchal
advises that some interest has been
aroused In the island of Madeira as
the result of experiments condnciec
by an Italian chemist. Professor Pa
Gisci, who declares. that the juice Of
the fig under proper treatment can bo
converted into a wine of excellent
taste.
The professor states thar its flavor
is agreeable: that II is very rich in
phosphate matter and almost wholly
destitute of fannie acid. qualities tina,
render 1t especially nourishing to in
valids and children. The pulp is sad
also to create a new food for mich
cows and fowls. The fresh FIG con
aims only about rs per cent of sugar
but after IL has been dried and pre-
pared for the making Of wine II yields
SO per cent sugar.
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09

DID you ever sit around outside
your house on a Sunday after
noon, Or Of an evening, maybe,
and watch the paint, and see it
go, when it ought to be holding
on tight?
Some paints poor that you can almost
them they dry out, and crumble, and
powder, and blow away.
Why do they do this? Why does this happen?
Something the matter with the materials-too
much lead, maybe, poor oil, or not
scientifically ground and mixed-might have
been good materials but not balanced right
for wear
paint will wear-because it pays handle the kind
that pays you. And that's why we handle MOUND
CITY HORSE SHOE BRAND HOUSE PAINT
made of pre lead and zinc and aged linseed oil, the
necessary drier and colorng matter-and nothing
else Every atom of every gallon of it is good paint.
Paint that is balanced for longest wear for finest looks
and to spread over the largest surface the gallon
So much for the outside house. forget there's
HORSE SHOE BRAND for every use-one for kitchen
floors and for borders around
for bugge another for practically every
other purpose.
The best paint place where they
most about paint and help and advise
paint for the how ready
put and all that things naturally
best results So the best paint and the
land you do you come here,) come here.
G. G. HUDDLESTON
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09

m. body and the floor would be
;overed with scales enough to fill
. basket l tried everything-salves.
internal medicine. X-Ray-all with
out result.
lust a month ago / was induced
TO try D. D. D. Prescription. The
itch was relieved instantly; so
continued. 1t is just a month now
and l am completely cured. l have
.,ot a particle Of itch and the scales
have dropped off.
II can only say again Cure Discov-
cred. l am now starting all eczema
sufferers on the right track"
Cure after cure has been brought
to our attention and always that in
slant relief from the awful itch.
The Up-to- Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
People That Hibernate.

Pliny tells of Epimenides. the Gre
tan, who slept in a cave for 81 years
Pliny tells many singular tales. and
We fear he was a credH.ous person.
But Henry Ill of France. when he wa.
IN Poland. mobiles. physicians among
them DR.. Johannes Piduxius; Alex.
ander Guagninus of Verona. colonel
Of foot; Sigismundus Liber. baron
in Heiberstein, all personally knew
this fact: A people that inhabited Lu
comoria seemed to die on every 2stt
of November by reason of the winter.
cold. On the oath of April they al
business.
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
ECZEMA DURABLE? PROVEN.
Attorney at Moline. H., Convinced
by Oil Of Wintergreen Com
pound.
PROVEN.

There is nothing that will convince
a lawyer except evidence.
Now. here is some rather startling
evidence Of a simple home cure for
eczema which convinced one lawyer.
=. C. Entriken. attorney at Moline.
nj. He tells how oil OF wintergreen
compound mixed with thymol and gly
cerine. as in D. D. D. Prescription
cured him in thirty days after thirty
two years Of suffering.
For 80 years." writes Attorney En-
triken, 81 was troubled with eczema
scabs all over my face. body and
head. could run a hair brush over
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
Betrayed by Talk In Sleep.

A Paris woman who was a,ested
for picking pockets. ard who pretend
ed to speak an unknown language. be-
trayed herself in her sleep. When
brought before the magistrate she
was Intercepted by Turkish. Russian.
Polish and Hungarian interpreters.
but none could understand her. al
though one believed she spoke little
known dialect in Persia. The magis.
trate was not convinced. and ordered
her to be kept in the prison infirmary
under strict surveillance. In her
sleep the woman talked fluent
French. with the true Partisan &C
cent
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
Advice to Can dl dates.

An Australian NJ. p. advises candi
da.es for parliament to be seen as Of
ten as possible among the mourners
in the constituencies they are court
ing. 'It shows the domestic. the fam.
lily feeling strong: it denotes an OBJ.
servance of religious conventions. and
it is taken as proof OF a loyal heart.
q heart that beats for an old acquaint-
ance even in dust. At one contest l
attended on an average two funerals
q day every day OF the last week, and
the polling was my top score"
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09

| like to laugh-So do you
So does mos eyeryone-WeH you
have a good many laughs coming to
you when you go and see THE Lady
and The LIAR and it is not their
fault If you do not get all OF them
coming We want to say to you
right now if You miss seeing that
comedy. 1.-The Lady and the Liar
it is your own fault for we have told
you about 1t. Its good.
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09

The town council of q small Ger
man community met to inspect new
site for a cemetery. They assembled
At a chapel and as 1t was q warm day
some one suggested they leave their
coats there.
"Somc one can stay behind and
watch them" suggested Herr Bot
tells.
what for" demanded Herr Ehr-
Itch. IF We are all going out To-
esther what need 10 there Ter any
- to watch the cIothssf
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
SPECIAL SANITARY NOTICE.

All persons disposine Of dead an
imaIs, deeayins vegetables. etc, mus
bury the same. The city garbage
ground being East Of wagon bridge
in river bed.
BY order of the Board Of Health.
The Lamar register., 1909-06-09
Commissioners Proceedings.

May 3rd- 1903.
Board met pursuant to Adjournment,
II a. Man. AIT. ana = - Gr--oi4 pre-
sent : G. Gregory made ciaii man I'i"
tenn
approved claims and ordered warrants
dfsi wn in payment a. follows
Connecticut western news., 1909-11-18
NeeCaJ a Rr2cer

A Louisville family. whereof a hum Der are young girls. recently entertain ed cousin who has rarely ventured out of the mountains of the Blue Grass State. One evening there was dance in honor of the birthday of one of the young ladies, and it was with consid- erable difficulty that the backward cousin was induced to come down stairs" and mingle with the gay com pany there assembled.
 About 10 o'clock Il certain young lady. observing that the mountaineer had taken no part in the dancing, said:
 MT. Cummins. aren't you going to dance with me:''
 After an embarrassed pause the wis itor said. Il will if you'll excuse me for a few minutes so that 1 can get about six drinks"
 "HeavcnS!" exclaimed the girl. dum- founded by this extraordinary condi- tion thus imposed.
 , Il beg your pardon" returned the mountaineer, aghast at the effect he had produced, but the truth is that l never have any confidence in my danc- ing until I've five or six whskies"- Lippiucott's
Connecticut western news., 1909-11-18
Still In the Dark,

AS every lawyer knows. Senator Daniel is the author of comprchen- sive treatise OH negotiable instruments which is generally considered to be the leading authority on the subject. X friend one day inquired how it was that in the midst of his arduous poit- ical duties, which must have demand Pd his constant attention. he found time to write two such exhaustive vol umeS.
 Well" replied .the senator. it hap pened this way: A young fellow knew came to me one day and said. Say, Mr. Daniel, does sight draft bear interest:' And would you be- lieve it?-I couldn't answer that sim pie question. So 1 determined then and there 10 find out all about it. 1t took me a lcng time. but 1 did it."
 "Well. senator" observed the friend after a short pause. "does a sight draft bear interest?'
 There was moments silence. "HaRgPd if l kuOw," was the abrupt reply.