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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17
EARNED MS BOARD.
oie rhsmss llptsN's expsrlsNes % .
tetel Runner.

olr rhsmss liptsW's 9xpse,sWss % .
Motel Runner.
During the early part Of my busi.
ness career" said Sir Thomas Iipton
In the London Strand Magazine. Il be.
came imbucd with the idea that II was
posslble to prosper quickly In America,
and at the age Of sixteen ! left homo
and started for the Quilted states. !
had not dared tell my father aud moth.
sr. 30 they only know Of the great step
I had taken when had gone. Had Il
mot b,~n fur the kindness Of my fel.
low passengers my Journey would have
been very miserable. and once or
twice. ! confess. I lost heart.
II had no money nor any one to 90
to when I arrived In New YORK. and
before We landed cudseled my brains
a. to what was to do A the steam.
e. drcw alongside the pier took up
my few belongings and rushed away
to thu nearest hotel before any one
else had left the vessel.
"AS Il seemed Q clean. well kept
place ! asked to see the proprietor and
told him that could get him forty pa.
irons. peOytied hs would board and
lodge me for month. To this be COO.
oeuted. I made my way back Instant.
" to the boat and was just In time to
catch my fellow passengers and per.
suadc them to 20 to this hotel. where
! assurrd them they would get excel.
,eut accommodation. Aud they did,"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17
AIsCELLANHOUs.
NOTICE or SALE or REAL
ESTATE

In the County Court OF the State oi
Oregon. for the County OF klamath
In the matter OF the estate and guar.
dianship OF Charles Hughes and
Mary y. Hughes. minors.
Notice 10 hereby given that the un-
dsrsigned. guardian OF the persons
and estates Of Charles Hughes and
Mary =. Hughes. will sell at private
sale IN undivided one-sixth interest
each Of said minors In and to:
Lots 8. 8. Z and 8 Of section twenty
t2O; sh Of swk and lots 6. s. and
. OF section twenty-one (2l): M Of
Nwh and lot Z Of section twenty.
eight (ss); EN- Of Eh and Nwh
Of NEh Of section twenty.nine (2s).
all In township thirty-nine (as) south
OF range eleven and . half ulh)
q. w. NJ. all In Klamath county, Orc.
son. containing s7S acres. more or
LEES:
On or after the sth day Of December,
1899. for cash. pursuant to order Of
said court made and entered In the
above proceeding on the sth day Of
November. 1903.
Dated st klamath yalls, OREGON.
November tth. 1903.
FRANCIS HuoHls.
Guardians Of the persons and q.
tatss OF Charles Hughes ssd Mary y.
Hssh0. nissss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

In socfsd witt it was deemed worthy
a rscoed that Solomon Imported hossss
to0 EQpt. while The descFiptioo of
tAe var stssd 10 Job b accounted one
q tbs ousst paris Of that pises Of iit.
esatusV. 10 Greek myth and eagiish
ntiFs ths qualities ascsibed TO Csnisur
and ths Ho0yhphnms testify su0ciset.
b 70 ths high rsesrd 10 which H.
hoess has ever bssn held. The name
a 1ucephaius = inseparab,y couplsd
With that Of Aiexan6ee. ~ least ooe
Roman emperor bad divine honoss paid
70 his chasEes. Who can picture Don
Quisots sleeping 90 hls sSmoe With.
out seeing the psincely Rosinants 18th.
essd uodss the dsvy aishtI And ths
stirring incideots Of John 0npln's sids
cooclusissiy proved that the racing
blood Of far rsmeved sQuipe ancestors
vas not setireiy wanting n ths T.
gsoesats dsscsndaat
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

Among Nj. Carnssis's innumera.
BILE Scotch stories 10 one about q cad
die Of q. Andrews.
This caddie's wife. 20 Mr.. Car
ncgis's story runs. was much troubled
By her husbands loose way Of life.
He could never have . good day on
the links but he must cad II With .
wet nisht At the tavern. 90. to cure
him. the woman lay In wait on the
road one evening. drsssed n q white
sheet.
when her husband appeared she
rose from behind . hedge. an awful
white figure. with outstrstched arms.
who the an are you!" asked the
intemperats caddis.
I'm Aud Nickle." said the figure.
In Q hollow voice.
Giles . shake o. yer hand. then.
said the tipsy caddie. I'm married
tae . sister O. yours. She'll be wait
In for 10 up At the hoose. an nae
doot she'll max ye welcome. So.
Louis Globe Democrat.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17
the JEWISH SABBATH.
~ lWslvsNss On ths hab,ts u the Ne.
brew Children.

~ lwNss~ss On Shs hssb,ss q the Ne.
hrsw Children.
The Hebrew Sabbath. Including IN
eomplicsted pr~,nr.tious. IA rich aud
Impreesive material for 4 chl,d's imaR,.
nation. ON Thursday evening the
mother alrrady pr>uares dough. eoee
eo market. cleans the nsh. etc. says
he American Hebrew.
In the morning comes the baking Of
.,chales" (brrsd,. How bewitchlug for
n child 70 watch the mother making
different shapes OF dough. smear,ne Il
Win err and decur,tiu Il with braids
Of di6er,ut shapes and forms. A lev.
ish child srts the drst lesson in model.
ins by mskius maize be,,eye .'chales."
\. 49, >~>nln~ eh> ,,,S,sh>e s,s-s~ae>,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

otrait ~ Msssies Revealed Mystery u
the oWsksliks Fish.
II the strait Of Measina are channels
Of Immense depth. through which q
Wild tide suryea and owing probably
70 irregularities st the bottom there
are whlriing eddies which have the
eject Of bringing up from the depths
below many marine creatures which
are rarely seen except 10 the deep sea
travis.
lt was here that the larval form Of
ffssA water eel was arst discovesed.
an incjdsut which threw Q b(ass Of
lisht on the life history Of very mys-
tseious ash.
All kinds Of theories had been given
forth With regard to the psupagatiou
of IL eel. Some naturalists declared
they besd IN fresh water. othess that
tAey vislted the eseuarics fos spa wulng
p9sposss. bot thanks to the discovery
q Asssina and later captures Of the
81 10 In isPval form Il b practically
eeetain that after mature eels drop
down our rivers 10 autumn they his
them 70 exceedingly deep water 10 the
- and there deposit their esEA
Prom the eeg comes Q little ribbon
shaped creature. the larvai form In
due coufse this changes Into an eel Of
sti1l smaller size. strange to say. and
thsss small eels OF eivers sfterward
ascend our Hvess and thers remain
until they reach maturity. when they
u their turn descend to the 80 and
bistesy b repeated--Loodoo Telegraph.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

"How did you enjoy your visit IL
tho big ci,y,"
"wcll," answered Farmer Corn
tossci, 1T was somcthin' Of a change
TO soc tho sisn beware OF pickpoek'
sts.' In tho depot. instead OF look out
Tor the locomotive here at the grade
crossin'. '."-Washington star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

lsse lGsselng = - ~ - russlaaa
Neat l6saeA

~ nsxt annual eonvsntion Of the
oseUoa otste Dairy association b "a
- ~ q postlanA Dsesmbef . and
~ psosahly h he woodnsa build.
ins. n,svsssA a. wasAiassoa strssts.
~ assoelatiea Win b satsrtaiasd
~ ~ Portland Connsrcial clsb.
ADeag he lnducsneats offered 10
ssoe 70 Portland tAis ysar y cash
pslse u oloo for dairy products By
~ Pestisal Flouriss Mills company.
Cssaassynsa aaA oshers Interested
u Aalsyins n Oregon are going to
3ooa haa1s 10 make this the great
soeesss Of the ysar. A spleadid pro-
gran \ bsins prsparsd which win In
.elu1s ~ a1drss By Chief Rawl OF the
dairy department. bureau OF animal
Industry. washipgtoa, D. C. Al
tAesgA IN effort has besa made for
several ysass past 70 set him to come,
- has nsvsr before coassatsd. and
tAis Vim probably b the greatest
1rawiaG- card On The program that
eo1l1 - secured II the Unitsd States.
Lea ysar over zoe attended and
sesk pars b ~ eoavsatioa II Salem.
~ IL ysar - Aops 70 bring l.eee
sseivs daisynss teeseAss st ~ Port
las1 eeavsatsoa- - 1osr state dairy
iasDssasss vAe are nov aness TIE
1aiaynsa of ~ stats VIM al con-
~ - vesk foe ths eooias eosvsa-
~, - tAsss = svssy rsassa 70 ~
usvs Ut Il YIN b ~ iasssse In The
hiseesy q ~ assoeiaties. and ~ In
pssss y dsirytag II osseoa.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

INV WUsssvoV ~. - SWssOos
The poet Walt whitman was. - b
well known. dependeut during most Of
his life upon the klndness Of his friends
and sdmIrefs for support. A few yeap
before his death one Of these frieods
called upon him IN bis little house IN
Camden.
"Well. wslt.- be said. "how goes Il
this winter! Any subscription needed
Tor ChristmasY'
"No" saId whitman: mo. I'm st
wort now. I'm 10 The employ Of
0soeys Childa He pays me so
month"
"Yo0 at wort! May ! ssk what h
your occupatioor'
why. ] ride In the street cars. !
tall into talk with the drivers and COO.
ductoes and dnd out which oe them
have no overcoats and guess st their
stss and notify Childs. and then he
seods the overcosts. It's not hard
'wogt." sah the poet th0ughtfully.
"And thea. you know. II helps ChIlds
along"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17
LONG LIVED OLIVE TREES
oesvss Thss Hsvs 0ssa Productive Per
Many c.atveies.

oesvss rhss Hsvs Ossa Productive Per
Many c.ntveies.
The longevity Of olive tres h extraos.
dinary. In Syria have been found some
remarkably ancient olive trees whose
ages sre established beyond question.
A trust decd exists which relates to an
orchard covering 900 tires near rripolt
Syria. the trust deed having been b.
sued In the yepr itiO.
Though the tfees look aged. they still
bear fruit Of une quality In abundance
aud nrc likely to ulaintaip their pro-
ductiveness for many hundrcds Of
years. An olive grove near Beirut
b admitted to BE- the third largest
olive farm In the world. Syrian fruit
farmers are extending olive culture
with much zeal and effect.
Under Eurorean systems Of culture
the Syrians make the olive tree bear
each season. while u the Old days oue
crop In three jean was thought to Be-
al that the trees could producs. TIE
low cropping capacity of the tTess was
due to the native method Of thrsshing
The fruits from the branches with
stickA which seriously injured them
The methods Of grinding the olive
for oil and picking the fruit are pecui.
lar. Neither the grinders nor pickees
receive wages. bot are paid ou -pss.
csaiage. The pIckees receive 8 pr
cent Of the actual fruit picked. and the
gripders get 10 per cent Of the fruit
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17
A. =. 4 A. NJ. NOTlCE

There will be . special communica-
tion this Thursday evening to confer
tho r. c. degree. All members and
visitors cordially invited to be pres
ent. BY order Of tho W. NJ.
o. D. GATES. Sec'y.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17
RAMsBY's EXPRESS

II you want your stun moved and
moved quick. get Ramsby's Exprsss
to do Il. once at Sixth and klamath.
Phone i3S.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

You did not have much use for Q
fan in Klamath county this morning.
but you might have . mother. sister
or bean Who lives IN . iasd that d
far warmer than this. and thea . fas
would b . daisty and useful gift.
have . nunbes Of beautiful Preach
imported fans on display this week.
Come II and 80 them. Pleasure to
sAev them 70 you. 80
NelIattaa.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

Wanted 70 buy from owner. % sasy
terms. l3o Acres OF laaA. with 30
acres under the ditch: Wild o. i'm
proved: must hs eeod. dssp soil. Ad-
dress J. H. O.. Herald 00ce.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

otipplss Mis- kiitis admire your
your paintinss? Dobbes-l don't know.
etpplee-what dh shs ~ about
themf Dobbss-That che could feel
that pot . great dsaI Of myself Into
ny vosk. 0tipplss WELL that's pTsiss.
Dobbes-js itS Ths picture ! showed
hss was 'Calves 10 the Meadow
New Yost Jouynal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

LAttls Charles vas eat 70 Mn rs
b retueu . basket He wee rsesive1
vesy cosdIslly sn1 invitsd b eogs
',aone i0e and stay to dlspss." '.yhask
you." ssld Charles veg soIemnly, n
vili IN stay to1ay."-Dellseatp8.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

4 senator was prsising the humor
Of certain congressman.
His humor. however," hs copclud.
ID. ~ rather grim. told him ths
othse day about . mutual acquainE.
ancs who bad died. Q man - had nsv.
% nksd.
"'And his wife b dead. too said.
Re himself djed on Aopday; bic wife
did two days later. Ths papsss didn't
~ what killed hss.'
'ohe vas tickisd 70 dssth. Gueas'
saA ths eonsrsssmas gsimly.s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-11-17

The trolley car stopped In the mid.
de of stretch Of country road. Bolh
motoemap and conductor tried In vain
to dpd out what the trouble waA A.
last they save Il up. and the cooductoe
started down the track 70 The pearsst
telsphoea
What do you suppose b tho tsou.
bier inquired . passenssr Of his ssat
mats.
"why. I don't know much about
sIectrtcity." said The othss. but !
should ~ Il Was the ohms. You sse.
they ct into The wires every little
whiIs and make 40 awful fuss thsrs.
Technically. ! bslIsve. Il r called ~
sistancs. bot oil Il amountsTo b stop
paee-liks eels 10 watse pipe. you
know. ] never aaW 90 ohm myself.
Thsyrs miscroscopic. you kpow."-
Youths Companion.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03
Ia TOILETTE SC0RCHES
ALOR|CH AND HIS BILL

rich and the poor, more difficultie.
to the man who is struggling fol
his opportunity, more hours to the
workman's day, more sweat tt
the farmers brow, more .penury
among the very poor, more class
hate, more discomfort, more oppres
sion, more government by the dol
lar sign, more obeisance before
wealth. more distrust of govern
ment, more danger to the country
from that spirit in the free mar
which is patient for a long time
but not forever"
us Aldrich a great tariff ex
pert?"
| II venture to assert that Aldrict
canont supply the Fundamental
data necessary to defend the
schedules which he has prepared
By that J mean that he cannot de
fend his bill even according to the
standards laid down in the party
platform. He does not know the
simple fundamental things essen
tial to be known in framing a tar
III. He has met inquiries by eva
sion.
"And yet this is the man who
asks the country to take the bill!
reported from the seances of his
finance committee and swallow ii
without question. This is the man
whose henchmen are going about
inveighing against people who in
sist on asking about increases in
the tariff schedules-and the fl
nance committee suggests that this
tariff business be expedited in star
chamber"
"But, Senator, they say business
suffers by delay?"
Business does suffer by delay
and uncertainty. But let Aldrich
announce that the bill as perfected
by his committee will contain a
paragraph postponing the going
into effect of the new tariff SEIZED.
ules 10 months from the date of the
passage of the bill What about un-
certainty then? Business could go
on while congress continued to de-
liberate."
What do you hope to accom-
plish by your fight?"
LET the people know. I don't
expect to convert Aldrich. He is
representing the special favored in
terests. He has a majority at his
back. He can revise the tariff up
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03
Oensless Photo by Powwow, Nairobi)
TelIess Aerogram.

TeIIess Aerogram.
MOMBASA-(Very Special, by
Runner from Nairobi. 1.-The Roose.
welt faunal naturalist expedition
came near losing a valued member
yesterday To Colonel Roosevelt
fell again the honor of saving a life
and dispatching ferocious mon
ster. His game bag has been en-
riched with the largest hippopython
ever seen in this latitude.
Accompanied by his faithful type,
writer bearer, Mono, the leader
was pushing head to get a shot at
freckled warthog. He fell few
steps behind the native, owing to
the thickness of the parasitical
vines in the path, when he was
startled by cry for help in Afri
can accents. Thrusting aside q
fudge bush which obscured his
view, Colonel Roosevelt witnessed
a heartrending scene-Mono strug-
Cling in the gras poi hippopy-
thon, which had picked him off
when passing under a wopplebog
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03

Now the Presbyterians are going
to cut out-we won't say eschew
tobacco. Well, old John Calvin
never smoked the vile stuff.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03

Jake (home from the city)-Say,
Maria, l think Cousin Richman is
one of them four flushers.
Maria-Why, Jake?
Jake-Well, he was a-braggin' to
me about his Havana cigars, and
| read Colorado on the box just as
Dlain.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03

tree. 4.
To shoot then would have meant
death to the luckless native, since
fatal wound could only be in-
fiicted in the beasts head. Quick
as thought Colonel Roosevelt un,
wound lariat from round his
waist. And none too soon. The
hippopython already had the luck
less Mono between it's jaws when
Colonel Roosevelt whirled the la.
riat. The moose settled neatly over
the reptiles huge head and was
drawn taut at the neck just in time
to choke off the anticipated meal.
While it strangled, Colonel Roose-
welt extricated the unconscious
typewriter bearer, who was soon
revived. Mono was allowed the
privilege of chopping off the now
lifeless hippopython's head, which
he did with many expressions of
glee.
The natives now call their
friends rescuer Sizz-bOOm-a h,
BWan TumbO,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03

, ma harbor for Seattle to attend the
opening of the Seattle fair.
The Nipponese admiral had been
talking of the great naval engage
ments of history when he was ask.
ed:
who, in your opinion, is the
greatest living naval officer?"
1jichi pondered a moment. at is
difficult" he replied finally, ito say
who is the worlds greatest officer;
each country considers her war
riors to be the greatest. / really
do not know how to answer the
question. In fact, cannot an
swer it.
"Of the United States. l believe
Admiral George Dewey to be the
greatest officer. The brave work
that he did at Manila bay during
the Spanish-American war should,
l believe, give him that position.
"In my own country the honor
OF being greatest could go to but
one man-Admiral Togo What he
did for his country during the war
with Russia places him higher than
any other officer"
1jichi during the Russo-Japanese
war commanded the Mikasa, Togo's
flagship.
Admiral Ito OF China" continu-
ed the visiting japanese Admiral,
SIS certainly the greatest navai
officer of his country, and Admiral
Marowitz is Russia's, in my opin-
ion.
These men that l have named
are the greatest in their respective
countries, but to pick out a GER
tain one and say that he is the
greatest in the world would be i'm
possible"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03

possible for a blind man to find
out what time It is. q
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-06-03
HIS PATIENT WHIPPING BOY.

Reed Smoot, senator from Utah, has the honor to be
whipping boy'' to Senator Nelson w. Aldrich.
revived.
The whipping boy, will be remembered, boy of
common extraction who was brought up companion to
the prince of the royal blood and took his whppngs for
him. That is the way Adrich takes his legislative fage
lations
Aldrich is in charge of tariff legislation The tariff bill
is framed up and reported to the senate by the committee
finance OF that committee Aldrich is chairman. He
is the man to answer questions. Thus the theory.
But the practice is quite different Suppose LaFoette
has the floor ~ demand " cries he the information
which the committee finance based this scheduled What
in this instance is the difference in cost of production at
home and abroad?'
Who takes the floor' Aldrichg Oh, no. 1t is smoot
who comes humby from behind the desk the back
and in gentle tones, begins defense of the committee BILL
eff the senator from Wisconsin, says Smoot, twill
turn to the volume of hearings TAKEN by the and
means committee and turn to page 3476, volume 81 he will
find that Mr. New England Manufacturer appeared before
the committee with crepe his hat and showed that New
England manufacturers headed toward the poor
house."
''But' demands LaFoette "what is the cost of MAX
ing wooden nutnNgs in Austria?''
81 have not the figures before me at the present mo-
ment, . stammers Smoot but doubt the figures are
available"
But" again shrieks LaFollette "what is the differ
ence in cost of producton?
Yes says Smoot ''he business interests of the coun
try suffering they by this tariff debate to the extent
of ten million Tor is it billion dollars day, make it
desirable that the senator from Wisconsin nterpose
tons to simple ad vaorum such as we have prepared in
this schedule Now the beet growers of Utah. daho
Colorado and Nevada
A freezing glance from Aldrch causes Smoot to
shrivel up.
Didn't tell you not to do any unnecessary talk?"
grows Aldrich.
So Smoot quits, and LaFoette lays it
"Ihe chairman of the committee finance does not
seem to have information the subject of this SEIZED
ue He dsregards the whole question of difference in
cost OF production at home and abroad He forget
that there any people in the country who
ers OF wooden nutmegs He acts like a noncompoop!'
But it is Reed Snoot who is on his feet taking the
licking.
The official designation of Smoot is lieutenant floor
manager"
1t has long been understood that there is compact
between the republican national committee and the Nor
mon churchan arrangement which dates from the time
when Perry Heath went for Hanna to Salt Lake City and
engineered the deal SmOot to the represent
ing the organized political power of the Mormon church
AS secular power this is 1t is equivalent to
railroad system almost to organization like Standard
Oil. 1t is backed by vast wealth and controls vast num-
Der of votes.
Smoot stands and takes his whippings with patient
fidelity. OF it is not without compensation for
think of the honor for instance.
BIG JAPANESE ADMIRAL CALLS