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troubles or MARRIED LIFE
9th sides Of the House Are usuull,
20 Blame,

9th Sides Of the House Are Usual,
20 Blame.
To hear the average woman talk yoL
louId think the fault was ali the
ans; TO hear him talk you would
nagine IT was all hers.
why not look at both sidesf
The man who sulks is q pretty bad
ltizen, but what about the woman
tho weepsi When be comes home
red from the onlee and refuses to &c
bit in the evening she feels injured
nt what about the Saturday after.
DOns when she IL never ready to &C
the baseball game with him?
He finds fault with the dinner per.
Rps. but she nags him about money
Aatters.
He won't converse inteIligentIy with
er about household troubles, but Just
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05
Ilnportant EnoIlsh Patent DseIslon.

Important English Patent Deeislon.
A case has recently been decided In
England under the compulsory WORK.
ing clause Of the new British patent
law, In which Il h held that IN order
10 comply with the act the whole ma.
chine must be manufactured 10 the
United Kingdom and not merely GER
tain partA The applicant for revoca-
don need not necessarily be an Eng
ishman. he may be a ettisen Of any
annnfrH
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05

4 Twelve inch pulley that Is attached
70 the top eroaspiece. The weight Il
sixteen inches IN diameter and two
feet long. with q four inch groove two
inches deep cut IN each side. into which
the uprIghts llt loosely.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05

Last night we parted forever"
'sThen ] suppose Ferdy win not call
tonight"
EMO. but he'll spend the evening ba.
hind a tree across the street. Louis.
VILE Courier-J Journal.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05
THE HALL FIREPLACE.

ow II Helps to Bsautify the HouSs
Entrance.
No entrance hall is complete with.
|ut a fireplace, and the quainter the
|esign of the latter the better.
The Illustration shows a hall living
pom which Is both original and arts
e. Notice the recess containing both
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05

be settle and the fireplace. The small
laned windows with their crimson
'urtains suggest cheerfulness. and the
ID cushions Of the settle give anoth-
: note Of the same color.
The furniture b Of mission oak %
batch the woodwork. The rugs are
? different tones Of red 10 match ths
rails. which are covered with burinp.
r DE La RAUER
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be well braced to the runners. The
wlndlass Is six inches In diameter and
Is supported TO the uprights and run
ners with 2 by inch pine. A one inch
rope runs over the windlass and oyer
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country

A remarkable fact 10 that many slang
words have a classical origin. Fol
example. the word "mill." a vulgarism
for a fight. IL traceable TO the Greek
word "hamilla," which means a com
bat.
''Unele." the affectionate term for q
pawnbroker. Is derived from the Latin
'suncus." q hook on which the articls
pledged was hung.
To 60 before ''the beak" Is a distinct
reference to the old Roman custom Of
adorning the platform from which jus,
tice dispensed with the beaks Of ships
which platform came TO be called the
rostrum. that being the Latin for q
beak or prov.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05

General John @. Fremont, ''the Path.
finder" b buried IN Rockland GENE.
terry. Nyack, on the Hudson.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05
cause II Is composed 81 some 40 per
cent Of decomposed organic matter.


a small post driver built on the plan
of q common pile driver is a handy de-
vice for the farm. says Missouri Valley
Farmer. The accompanying sketch
shows the construction Of such a post
driver, which Is built on two runners
OF 2 BY Q inch material eight feet long.
The upright pieces are by inch pine
twelve feet long. These pieces should
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-05

1t " all right to vote for the coun
try's prosperity, but you must worh
Tor your own.-Atchiaop Globe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

i~eitaebaItel. Ger sietIe ienes alien
Generals Betit aber, Der AUDI Dill
aier ,r,b ipGter General. tpur6e, mar
Elm iebr eleeanter aniprutspoller
Monn. Ginmol i'm Ianoper mar Der
General nit Ser 9equemlidfeit lei.
nes Auarticrcs iebr ulSuirieoen, nno
er aob ieinem NfiBialen Der Srooil.
,lar5 eegeniiber bDdit i,nulnwunoen
Mnsbrud. Ooh nntten i'm oornigell
SheIten bGlt or ploslit) lime. er
piro ri,bie. Elm itiIer Stol5 gleltet
iiber feline 3iise unb lein Bid blelbt
balten oui einem alten Glide, Der in
Der 9auernItrbe an Der @ano bing.
Damn fGbrt er gelaiien fort: DSm
Qrieoe aebt's ''mol nitt albcrs; lit
bier bod sans beauem." Oic ner'
bliiite Sroonans itarrt nen9ierig
auf ods masiide Bib, bas oiele
pIosIide unserpSbnlihe 8eianitigung
Ser oeItrcngcn Gr5ellen5 poubrad]t
botte: es Itente Die gbldieosl3ene
DOH ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS oui NV W. .N"
teritriit: Ser &oiier umarmt Den
General Yetit." Ser General betant
sum Mbenoelien eh,en frugolen Star.
tofielbrci, ober er fano ibn oennob
Ieder u,o toitlid). So am Morgen
riibmte er Die @eauemlihfeit ocs
Strobbauiens, auf benz er iibernad.
tet bate. Die Sroonan5 ipar nun
ihlau geporoeu: fir 1OSous erltano
lie oas .nagiid)e Bib, uno fortan
fano Der General m1brenb oes Wa'
nopers in jebem Suartier an Der
9ano oen alten Stid. Gs fiel ibm
nidt aui, baB es ltetS oas gleite
9iIS mar. CT bepunoerte Die patrio.
tiide TRADITION Der 2anobepoIferpng,
erinnerte iih, oaB oieier berubmte
General &etit 5l ieinen Ibnen 5dblte
uno ,par wdbreno oes Nanopers
ltets in slGn3eiloer Stimmulg. ia 10
peraniiat, .oob CT gum Sdlub benz
erfinoeriiden Burden elm aniebnli'
DIES Trintselb in Die Sono briidte.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

~ e..
min man an meinem 8eburtSbaiis
cine TofeI arbringen: ~Sitid, benz
gntoedsr MeIiels".
rTun- dIio2"
SD babe ME eeabnt. bab es 10
neit tolnmcnsmirO."
49,. ~
IS 1T idhperer. Der 3ultur 81 Die.
nen. aIS sic elauben, innger
SSrcuno. Sas Yublif,im lit unoanf.
bar. @roteSf unbanfbar. Gurdtbar
i,nbonfbor."
~Serr eittid,, id peritebe Sic
nid)t."
SD perae mid gang aus Ger
SeifentIidJfeit 5uriid5ieben unS einen
@erein Ser Menidenideuen sriinbea.
fuenn sic mir teinen Muslueg aus
bieiem 8irrial finoen."
.@irrioI9"
SD oadte. obne Meniel ausfom.
rten 81 fonnen, aber es gebt nitt.
gs eebt pirflid md,t."
Ct atbmrte bod auf, ianf 6ulam'
men uno fllbr fort:
SD babe bon ieber Sen 8erl,f in
mir eeipiirt. Talente 81 iorbern.
God Sieie strt WenfdJen mub ausge'
ftorben fem, go pieI ih MIDI be.
miibte - i1 fonnte nitts entoeden.
@enn aber oas Goroern mein natiir.
Iider 9eruf iit2 @enn ih foroern
mub2 @os roar au tbun? Sd babe
| elm TaIent %erfnnben: Weniel. Ine
! @eIt fennt i'm. man perlangt &onl'
petitioner bon ibm. mar mill ibn le'
ben. llno eS eiebt feinen Nenlel.
Sd weiB nidt elm nod aus. Sum
ger Wann! sic lieben. claude id.
meme Sodter. SD biete Sbnen
Meothen's Sano an retten CIT
midi"
Sd - Msatben's SanS2 SAINT
mir nid,t I'M Era,rm elm. @an bat
mir aeltern aeiast. oaB auf Sittid's
Sous Sppotbefen Iteben bon etner
Sobe. Sab tie Dos Babr5eidlen Der
GtaSt bil6en fonnten. Da iou Serrn
Sittid nno feline asatbe aus Der
@atide 5iehn. mer mag 'b t9uS
nidt, i'd beitiurmt nidt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

ter BON Grant So,unr6. tpelGle eilfIl
SdinocIno9cl iibcr elm Sabr lang in
ihrer 2uitt6hre iisen bate. 8rr
picr5ebr @oioten pcrlhludte bas
MGohen. oonlnlS elm 0inO BON einem
Sobre, eiuen @oeel bpim Spiel, uno
ieit Der Belt lit cs bcitdnbie an SUI.
iicnoniGnen. Sci eille,u oieier Yin.
fGac ,biiltcte iie ben Nagel Gus, mel.
der bnrh @oit boppelt 10 groB ge.
uorSeu tpor. Sas aiuo beiinhet lid
Jet pplitGnoia wobI.
BereiteIte g od5eit. Mit
Den itoniter Soiinnngen fir Die
3ufnnit fam Der Wotroie Yall Mrnbt
6es Samburger 9ampfers nBreiioent
8rant" bier an. i'm BON benz Shifis
absuntuliern uno i'd bier NIT .piner
Mufp6rterin bes Dampfers .Som.
burg" gu perbeirutben. ST meloete iid
oenu and gleif auf GIis Ssfano
uno erfIdrte ieiit 8orbaben. and Die
Wraut fam. uno aucs id)ien iotpeit in
idoniter Otonung. oils Die ar6tlid)e
ll~nteriudptng Der Srenoe ser iunaen
2eutc elm 3iel iette. GrnOt iunroe alS
unbeiIbar franf erfannt unb 5uriid.
gclpieien; aGcs Bitten ieiner @erIob.
ten half nitt; er purbe nit oemlpl.
ben 9umpfer, Der i'm Dierber bra6te.
abgeid)oben.
@efaDrIihe @anoelbil.
!ber. Mus Yittsbi,rg miro berihtct.
bab llnteriudninaen Der Sims fir
@anoelbhOer aufseiteqt ,unroen, Die
erguben, OH, Die gtp6bnliden SilmS
@oie entnideln. Die duBetorbentliG
Ieid,t ent3iinolid iinb.s 10 ieben biz
adt ,3oa Gitms purpen IN einenl
@iale uuteraebradt uno biefes Init.
bttt peridtoiien. lleber Ell Jeucr
aeltent, erploSirte oas @FnsT md lal.
tenn anoa; Samit ipurde Der Befpeis
crbraht. oaB Die @a{e rgpIoiipbdr
lino. Bel eincm sapeiteil Experiment
mnrSe sns @las often gelolien;' bic
! Buie branpiau. aus Dabrpno Die
Willis fntnM plteDel. Slt- NuuilIuJeH
@ehoroen haben bereits oen Sbeatern,
in bcnen @anSelbilbcr porgefiibrt
weroen. bsn Yciebl ertheilt ollie
films. bie nidJt, i'm 8ebralth iino,
in b~eionbcren IetaGfdIten gu Der.
pabrcn. glbesr' baIo meroen bel itren'
aere MaBna6men getroffen tperoen.
Cine McAfsiraae. Gontuan
6. 9anicls. ipRlder Dor aur3em in
Gau Gfaire, gyis.. tarb arb ben grob.
ten T6eit ieines Wad)faNes i'm gc.
traae BON $4,000 an bic Grite Yres.
bpterianerfird,es~ nermadjte. bat III jei'
mem RodJlab aud ieines aftcn BIER
bes. elmer Stute, luelde er. ~ fabren
pflcete. aeoadt, CT bat $4,000 BEL
ieite geiett. lpelde ,Suinme fur oie
8~erIorgune Ses Yferbes fir ben &ei'
ieines 2ebens in cinem 2eibitan Der
iuenbet tperOen fol-. @os bon BEN
!SDdrupe iibria bleibt, foH bic Stride
ebenfaus erbnIteH. 0ie Qcuntpbenm
ten baben iest eth. eisenartises BRO
! tEsni:por fi&. sl0siber. bic an 8trder
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

ga t o. taF+ h-~-tlt - - 49,. = So
Rir9Iide Geier. Sic eptsto'
bale Gbriitnsfirde in Green 8ap,
Mis., ieierte fiirdIid oas Snbilaim
hires 8~0iabrigen @citebens, Mno aae
airdenmitsIieoer io!Die iriibere Otit'
sIieSer Der gellleinbe bonn gani5en
Staate nabmen an Der 6eier tbciI.
9ie aIte Gbriitusfirdle. bon @reen
Bah lit Die e~pisfopole Mutterfirhe int
Woroipeitei,. unO bon bieier. @emeiroe
aus ipuroen ipGter pieIe Rirden i'm
garsen nOrolid)et Sbeile oss Staates
iinb in Mihisan gcgriinoet. Nep.
Sames S, aicb lit Jest Neftor Der
@eneitbe.
NaeeI i n Ser 9uftrobre.
Mer3te bon @aufeiba, @is, in
tereiiiren iid .iebr iiir ben Sal BON
&eneDiepe Sopero. Der tleinen Tod.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

Sd meib nidt, morrm - i) bate
mir unter ben, eroRen Wenicl i'm,
mer einen Maler uorgeiteut. @eun
er nod niht geltorben lit. mlibte er
in Berlin Ieben - ODER ionlt irseno.
mo % oben.
Da iiberraidte cs mid frcuoig. als
i'd bon BEN Ylan zines Menlelton'
Serts borte. - Die Walerei - i'd
piu id germ 5ugeben, oaB es eine
eroBe 8unIt III, malen 5u fonnen =
aber pieI iibrig babe id) ME oafir &c.
babt. 2~anoidnften nit @eben itno
mir gum BeiipieI Elm @reuel. Ilte
Srauen iinoc i'd ribrenb. aber me-
mig omiiiant. Mm beiten eefolen
mir nod biitpriide Saenen aus Der
paterl1noiid,cm @eifidte = o. fort
mid miroer oas piele EeISpcrf oil
Den Giiriten,
Muiif.1-- ia, oas 1T cine 3,,nIt.
Sb iie nun amf SdafsbGrmen ausae.
fiibrt miro roer mitteIs @led =. im.
mer entriidt lie mid in anoere Spbd.
ren. -
Sd iifcrte mir gum WcnielabenS
fofort cinen Elag in Der criten &eibe.
oid)t Meben Igothc.
Ser Nbenb tam.
&err Sittih eridien auf bent go
blum unS hielt cine Iniprade:
.Yerebrte Nnpsienoe. leioer t6n'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

permddlt meroen, t,no bsn 9eItim.
munger oes itaotlibcn MadlIaBac.
ietes aui6Ige bon Der NufIaBiteuer
ansaenommen.. @ic pieI BON ben
$4,000 iouF nun b%elteuert rperber, on
Die gan5e Summc unmoslid fir oic
Ie~rIorgune ocs Gferbcs psrbralldt
tperocn fam? Gle Stute lit iebt so
Sabre oft, ooh nod in better 8eiuno.
belt.
Ole 9erlincr IusteI.
fIung. Gin ldymeiteIhaites 3eua'
nib bat Daptb 81. fsrancis. gerueieuer
8ouperna,r 0ss Staates NiIiourl,
ser ,sntcuigcas Der Oeutihen' altsse.
lteilt. ais CT lid bereit crfiirte. ons
ibm a~ngebotenc MMt Oes +. Si;cprd.
iibeiten Der iii Sen Mouatens Wal,
sunni nub Sssuli ndfiten SSabres 1T
Berlin itdttfinoenben Mmerifauiiden
Miisltcauna a%nSuiebmen. Serr
Grnncis, Der befamntlid) Br1jioent
ser ct. Coulter @s!taisite0ung mar.
iagte BEL N%nnabme beS Mnttes; .Sh
lueroe ailes in meiner Groit Stebnoe
tbn,I I'm, bic Mmeritantide Iusitel.
lung in Berlin 81 einem aroBartigen
griotse su 9eitalten. Gie Ilisitcnung
Deutihlanos bel Der ,@nrlb's Sair"
in 81, 9ouis ipar baS qeoiegenite Iii.
ternebmen ieiner Irt, pelbes elm
2ano iid, ierlaIs auBerbalb ieiner
Wrer3en aeleiitet bot. 4ein Bolt
Der groe peritebt sen 8ertb BON
9~l,siteaunsen better 81 wiiroisen
unb aus ibnen Muten au 5ieben. aI5
oas beutihe. sc miiroe mid freuen,
aiii Der M~rnerifaniideu a~nsiteIuna
in Berlin ole uniere NrDoifte repro.
,ientirt gu ieten, mas meiiies Grad.
tens nidt alein Die bei6en Nationer,
Ieinanbet niber trinsen, fonbern fir
oie. aincyitaniid,en Musjteaer. audJ
materteqc Dertbeile seitidcn tniirar."
Hegier No al petenb. Sn
ser Gtaatsre9icriina BON 9entidn
mar neuIideia is itiinoiacs Snter.
reealm 5u p~erSejdnc,t. Der Goilper.
spur ipar perreiit. Der Bi5egouuer.
neur. Ser feline abnung babor bate.
bab ser oberife gIcfutipbeamte abtpe.
ieno par, bate aIeidiaIIs cine Neiie
anaetreten; ser temparire Gcnats.
prajibent tonnte rid,t gefulben tper.
ben. nab ais Ser Stants iefretdr bic
9iigcI Der &esierline erarciica tpoatr.
madfc CT Die gntoedlina. baB. iein
aiiHtent .ehenioas niif 9feiicn fpar 10
bnb er lid. ,iilu ais Gpup rtlriu iun.
aieren ALI. f5nnens aenSthiat Ia6. Den
er{ten Reporter, Der i'm, in ben @cg
lief. als truipsrdrert Staatsiefretlr
All persiSiqcM. @abrfdcinfidl peroen
Sic 0entudicr sic @eid,idte als cincn
auten Bis bctrcdtefI ipeI,n lie onpor
irien. Gic [st iitbeiicn audi cine rcdi
crnite Gadc. 9eim es miiIien otdy
aafs merftpirSiges 9nitanbe in elmer
gtootspcrmdltuns bcrriden; in tuel.
der Sie .obcritcn 9eamten ibre Noitrn
.perloiirn fSnlieli, obne nab elmer BON
onbercn psiB. oab 4 iid o~bientiert
hot. Il +.
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Sas maeii6e Bib.

Cine omiiiante gnefSote bon Der
tpobltbatiaen Wadt ebrenpoaer So.
miIientroOitionen eraablen Die "Ot'
mand,es dye3 moi" bon benz t%rarao,l'
.iden General Yetit. 'eiaeni Metic''
bes Generals Netit. Der urttcr Napo.
leon Sic aIte @aroe bsiebligte:
W}on etiilnert iih Der erid)atterl''
ben SScne. in Der Mapoleot. in Son.
t~uinebleau BON ieinen getreret Cor
bitten abidieo nobm. 9sod, elmer Mn'
iprade OIL icine bropeft 9riegstaIl'e'
raben rief CT aus: sd fam eiid)
nid,t aue umorrlen. aber i'd iperoe
erert General umorr1en. 3on1nlet.
fie. Eetitl" 1lno Wapoleon umarmte
gum lesten NAL ben General. SIe
Ssene murSc in 3ablreiden Stldsl'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10

men mir Sbneii beute nid,tS bon mi.
rem groBen Icilter poriiibren, ben:
Meiitcr Wtenicl lit ~erfrunft. uno mlr
sic wiIicn. lest Der &omponiIt @erth
onrnlli. ieinc @crfc iclbit 5u biri9lc
rem. gSir merocn lie nit 0raGmS nno
Gdumam entidGoiaen."
Dan ipicltc Gin S,ng. bnS ih bis.
Ter in @coonfcn INNER @ugncrn
5uocjd,riebcn bate Gas iunren 6lc
notwithstanding pon YrabmS, @olln
cine Melooie in folnlltcr Msunoart
miebcr Don SrabmS - unO uni neilil
llbr 6cn criten Bal5er, Moatbc mar
leioer nit Dem Grngoncr enSogiert.
uno 5:uGr iilr ocn ganSen Ibcno. SD
perbrod)te i'm neben Wtnonme Git
it'd. Die lid, iebr intcreiiunt on bcn
Garnepal BON 1913 81 crlnncrn
ipuBte.
gm Worgen eriif id erreat nntl
ben 3eitrnseu. benn man wiinidlt
bod 81 eriuhren. mie's 9clueien lit,
iuenn mo ielbit io5uiagen Die Sol,o
I'M Spicle 9ebabt bat. SD entoedte
nit groBer 8enugtbunng. ouB Die
@eitrebunaen Sittihs pieber pollen
Mnflang in Der Breiie ionoen.
"Serr Sittidl Der befarmte WGccn
uno 8oriissnbe ser Meniclpereini.
eumg" nSerr Sittih, Der riibriac
Gntoeder Nnoitaiius Weniels" =
~Serr Sittid) BON MenieIperein NIT
feiner Sdaor eleidItrebenbcr 8unIt.
Iiebbabcr" -. 10 gins es in allen
Senarten.
Dariiber mar id iebr frob &c.
J Itimmt. urb auh Sraulein Mgotbe.
iber ib auf Ser HromenaSe %beseenete,
mar eitel @cnuetprung.
! Scr WsenleIperein beranltaItat
nahltens elm Slso 8oIi . 3on5ert.
bat mir SABA perratben - Damn iol.
len Sic cine GuabriGe baben."
.Nidt friber. GrduIein Ngatbe9"
mNein. fir Sen 9rlldner.Nben bin
id idorl enaneirt. Wit lpem9
SebitperitGn1lih nit Dem 9raeo.
ner. - gber MN: abieul Sd muB
ellen. Diana nno ih fabren beute
Ghlitten. - 0iit mem? Selbltper.
itdnolid NIT Dem Dragoner." llno
ipes mar Tie.
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Tass oaraui trat. SER Gittid nit

Tuss oaral,i frat SER Sittid NIT
toiiiterer Wtiene bel mir elm.
,llnier Serein fon,nlt nid)t Dor.
ipGrtS", iaate er. sd fiirdte, mir
bleiben nit OIL sen iG0nen 9Gtre.
bMneen itedeh."
,GrIallben sic mir, Serr Sittidt
fteden -? Wo bod Der @eneralor'
seiser erif eeitirn SIR Bib unO Sbre
@ioerapbie sebradt bot. uno a1e an.
Seren Seituneen Oitbpramben aui
ben Menielperein %iiroen?"
.&err Sittih iaItete sic Yrauen.
.2ieber GreunS. sic pcrfennen I'm.
iere 3;eIe. Sd, babe Weniel beriibmi
aemodt. er lit ser meilt eefannte
9omponiit ser Gegerapart. Die Da'
men tragen 9arette a la Meniel, Die
Scrren @enieIbiitc.. Sn. S~iiterboa'
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tid in ser ndditei Sisuns, .id babe
Sbnen cine anberit e~rireulid)e Gu,loe
al permeIoen: Weilter Wieniel bat
uns nit eiucm Sclegrumm geebrt,
porin er uns ieiner mdrnliten Spnl'
patbien ueriidert."
.9ropo!" murnleltc man in Der
Nun0c.
SD ,uar nod nicmals Musid)uB.
ntitaIieo gcpeieu uno bate uor,ueg
belhloIien. Den anoern ibr @eueb.
men genou %ab5u0uden. Sd mlrmelte
nit.
.@ir moIIen mun," iprob Serr
Sittid) mieoer. .oie Worte lalien uno
81 oen Ebaten idreiten. @S miro elm
Seler t%reiicu. mio ih laoe Die Ser.
rem ein. Die gintrittsgebiibr bon orei.
Zig Warf 81 5oblen."
Ger Seller eing I'M; Mon bprte
Ieiies St0bnen uno oas 8limpcrn
bon @ol0itiifen.
Ger B~oriisenbe 5Gbltc nit cincnt
gIid mniere Sdnpter, nabm cine
tar5e 9opired)nuulg Dor uno leerte
ben Seller in Die boble Sanb.
.Sat nod iemano einen IttraG
Al Iteacn? = Heiu2 Oom er.
fldre i) Ole Sisung fir seihloiien."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1909-12-10
ld)enrollen - WenlJI.oH - Wsils'
oorif
ga podtc man.

IS NOR ser Yrieitrdgcr nit einem
periiderten Shreiben: DER IusihluD
babe mid aui 8oridlag icines erlten
8oriisenocn einitimmis gu ieinem'
WtitJlieb 9Gp1blt.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-06-18

position keeps his stomach working up
and down, and the faster ne goes the
more apt he is to slide the dictionary
Jockey" off Of it, which instantly puts
him cut of the race.
School dictionaries are plenty large
enough; indeed, it would be next to
impossible for the average boy to ride
under such heavyweight as the
unabridged. But you need not confine
the race to dictionaries alone. Think
of the other books!
For instance, there's the Three RS
Handicap" The participants in this
race are those we'll known studies,
Readin' Represented by the school
reader), 'Ritin' represented by copy
book, and 'Rithmetic represented by
an arithmetic). And it Is real han
dicap race because the reader and the
arithmetic are so much harder to keep
In position than the light, flexible copy
book
Besides being very funny, these
unique races prove something else,
too, in a way, for by them you and
your friends can literally see how
FAST you get on with your book"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-06-18
VISITING HoUsEKEEpr>
A Profitable Profession FOLLOWED !,
q New York Woman.

A Profitable Profession Followed ~
q New York Woman.
my earnings amount To sao
week and have named my trade v,s
ting housekeeper to business womonn
said a young New York widow WI.
has the support and education NJ fo.
small children to look after. aft W..
question of putting my children -
an institution or of finding some w.a
by which l could make a LIVING
home. There are several busin.~
women who live in the same uptown
fiat house with me. None Of tbo..
feels that she is able to keep q re,r
lar servant, and the cleaning woman
who came to them weekly never d,s
what they wanted.
They were always envying me nv,
neat rooms. One day the tbonob.
struck me and I offered to do tba,.
weekly cleaning and mending, Nv
charges were 81 week for cleanin,
and SO cents for mending. To tba
cleaning woman who always accom-.
panies me pay 81 day besides piv.
ing her three meals.
This woman comes in at ~
and after eating her breakfast helm,
me to get the children off to scboo,
Then we set my own little fiat f.
rights. After this is properly accom-.
plished we begin the real work of tho
day making the fats Of my patron,
shine like new.
while my woman scrubs, cleans
airs and makes the beds l mend and
prepare the clothes, house linen and
personal apparel for the laundry
see that the curtains are kept fresh
and clean, that the china and glass
are washed and polished. l clean thu
silver and knives and do the thousand
and one little things necessary to
make a fiat look home-like.
When was beginning women re-
fused to consider my proposition be.
cause they said that while they trust
ed me they didn't feel that l could
guarantee my cleaner. Although |
now trust my cleaning woman and
would leave her in my own home
without the slightest hesitancy, sec
that she has precious few opportuni.
ties of pilfering If she should be 80
inclined"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-06-18
Impossible Feats.

Many things are harder to do than
they at first seem. For your friend
who is possessed of surplus of self
confidence, propose some of these seem
ingly simple, but really impossible
feats
Ask him to rub his ear with his
elbow.
Ask him to stand with his heels
against the wall and pick handker-
chief up from the floor.
Ask him to stand, blindfolded, for
five minutes without moving.
Propose to him that he cannot break
match laid across the nail of his
middle finger and under his first and
third fingers. He will be pretty sure
to try this, but all his efforts will
prove in vain.
Ask him to get up from the chair in
which he is sitting without bending
his body or putting his feet under the
chair
Ask him to stand at the side of the
room with both feet placed lengthwise
against the wainscoting
If he is clever, he may possibly be
able to stand up when placed facing
the wall with his feet about two feet
away from it, and his head bent for
ward until it touches the wall.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-06-18

No grave can be made deep enough
to bury truth.
Success in anything requires single
ness of purpose.
Whatever was gained in Sodom has
to be lost with it.
1t doesn't take very many dollars to
make a contented man rich.
The man who is not honest in his re-
ligion is not to be trusted anywhere.
It is a serious thing to die, but a
more serious one to live and not live
right.
The love that men have for little
sins is the same that devils have for
big ones.
The devil will keep on making hypo-
critics as long as there is a good man
in the church.
Talking about the fire that fell from
heaven forty years ago will not warm
the meeting now.
If loud profession could take man
to heaven the pharisees would all be
there on front seats.
No road has so many fingerboards
pointing the other way as the one
that points to the pit.
The right kind Of mother can do
more to make man brave than the
best military school in the country.