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El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
e. JUBILEE Dc oRoDEL coLEoIo De
SAN MIGUEL.

III Jubilee de Orc del Colegio de San
Miguel ell mes que entra, deberia ser
un acontecimiento notable. Todo San
ia Fe esta interesado y tambien TODD
oil Sudoeste entero, porque San Miguel
% ell colegio primitive para mucha-
chos al oeste del rio Misuri, y dc sus
aulas han salido muchos de los hom-
bres que han amoldado la opinion pi-
blica han capitareado los combates
del progreso en- las Montanas Rocallo-
sas; que han desarrollado las minas y
liamado atencion a los recursos, par.
ticularmente dc Nuevo Mexico y Ari-
IONA III ndmero de aquellos que han
asistido q este Colegio on gu tempo
excede de mil. Tambien ell Colegio ha
~guardado paso con 81 progreso de la
|6poca, sin perder el ideal de que la
educacion moral del muchacho, que
los habitos de industrial ~inculcados
son de tanta importancia al 6xito v la
felicidad como son los ramos abstrac-
tos de la ensefanza. Con especialidad
en- los curses comerciales Sc distingue
este Colegio, mas Sc ,abriga la espe-
rama que con los amos Ell Colegio,
SO ensanchara y asumira I'm grado
mas alto todavia entire las institucio-
mes de ensedanza del pals, pue su ST.
tuacion es ideal, Ell espiritu que 10 ami
ma es admirable, y hay lugar amplio
en- estas para i'm buen cole
gio edi6cado sobre tales corrientes
como aquellos en- que Sc halla fundado
el Colegio de San Miguel.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
Periodico o,cial del condado de
Santa Fs.
sABADo, MAYO 20, 1909.
FL PRoYEcTo De ELEPHANT BUrIES.

ri Delegado Andrews ha tornado
pasos vigorosos para asegurar que la
suspension temporal del trabajo en- la
represa do Elephant Buttes no result
tara en- dejar q un lado TODD ell pro-
veto. Verdad 81 que seria propio
modifcar 81 proyecto original & modo
de que no SO de una gran cantidad de
aqua a Mexico, Ell uso de otra gran
cantidad a Texas V hacienda este una
excnsa para privar a los usadores de
aqua de la parte superior del Rio
Grande de u antiques derechos, PEE
70 tai modification no debe signifcar
ninguna demora en- el trabajo de cons
truir represas y dep6sitos para regar
cada acre que sea alcanzado por ell
proyecto en- Nuevo Mexico. Dice El
Paso Herald:
lei hecho de que 81 trabaio esta mo-
mentaneamente suspense en- la represa
de Elephant Buttes no signifca que Ell
proyecto va d yer demorado. Los in
genieros han hecho tanto trabajo como
pueden hacer hasta que Ell ferrocarril
sea terminado, y este negocio no pus-
De ser hecho hasta que Sc obtenga 10
que falta del derecho de paso.
"Por 10 tanto, n cesacion tempo
raj del trabajo es necesaria, pero tan
prOnto como ell derecho de paso sea !
asegurade, Sc empezara de nuevo la
obra con toda rapidez Y no SO deten-
dra hasta que la represa sea termina-
da y Ell aqua Sc halle r~ecolectada para
regar y festilizar el vale desde un
punto lbs millas al norte de Ell Paso
hasta IN punto so 8 mas millas absio
de La ciudad.
IFS intencion del servicio de fertili-
zacion empujar Ell trabajo con toda la
rapidez possible, y no habria habido
esta demora temporaria & no haber
sido por 81 estorbo en- 81 asunto de OBJ
tener terreno para ell ferrocarril. Los
caminos que conducen q La represa
desde Cutter y Engle estan en- tan NAL
estado que go impossible adelantar mu-
cho en- 81 trasporte de materiales al
sitio de la represa hasta que un ferro-
carril sea terminado; TODD oil trabaio
preliminar que IS ~necesario ha sido
hecho; de ahf dimana la necesidad de
hacer alto en- las operaciones hasta
que 81 ferrocarril pueda ser completa-
do q fin de que que 81 material pueda
ser trasportado al sitio de la represa
a precios razonables y con celeridad.
"L0s oficiales del servicio de fertili-
zacion estan del TODD familiarizados
con las necesidades del vale arriba
abajo de Ell Paso, y estan resueltos &
81 proyecto de Elephant But
tes tan pronto como possible, mas no
pueden evitar la demora actual. Els /.
debida dnicamente 4 la falta de los
de terreno con no vcnder al
gobierno q un precio razonable. Tan :
como 81 precio pueda ser ARE !
y este SO hard por condemnation I,
81 no por arreglo, el trabajo sera re-
sumido. Probablemente no tardara
mucho, y los la~bradoreses no deben
abrigar tenor alguno de que 81 pro-
veto no sea llevado & cabo.
"Arriba de un 81, 900, 900 estan &
para la obra, d I'm million mas
Tue estara ~disponible para 81 dia lro.
ie Julio.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Una fataIidad extrana para meterse
en- diicultad parece perseguir a algu'
nos de los braves muchachos que sa-
Heron q lfrente en- la guerra con Espa-
ma. Ahora Is Ell ex-gobernador Frantz
de Oklahoma, quien Sc informa que Sc
ha deshonrado con actos vergonzosos
en- St. Louis, y no hacen sine dos
amos que Sc prediio con conianza que
Frantz seria algun dia senador de los
Estados Unidos por Oklahoma.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
Una Tar eta.

Esta es para certifcar que todos los
bOticarios estan autorizados 4 devol-
vernos vuestro dinero 81 la Mel y AL
quitran de Foley faltare en- curar
vuestra tos 8 resfriado. Para la tos,
sana los pulmones & impide la pulmo-
MIA y La tisis. No contiene n~arc6ticos.
La legftima esta en- paquete amarillo.
De venta en- todas las boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
Una sorrisa

es una cosa muy diicil de hacer
cuando estais triste, bilioso y desa-
lentado. Hay una cura segura con
ira toda especie de males de est6mago
q higado, constipation y dyspepsia.
La Herbine de Ballard es suave, pero
absolutamente efectiva en- todos casos.
Precio SOC botella.-De venta en- Ia
Botica de Fischer y Cha.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
FL DoL0R.

Doior dc cabeza-como cuAiquier otro doior no
e. siuo efecto de una causa Doior es conges-
ton. nnda mas. que Ia agolpsci6n dc sangre sobre
un punto. All 10 aseenra el DR.. shoop v en-
prucha de que es nsi Rhf cstan sus ~pastillas ro-
6adas-Analgesico del Dr. shoop-que conciuyen
con 81 dolor. disIpando In sangre congestionada
dables y plnccnteros.
81 ID. 'tiens dolor De cabeza no e mas que
preston de ssngre.
Los Periodos doiorosos en- Ia muier tienen IL
mismn causa.
81 I'd. esta n~ervioso. desveiado 8 ~inquieto. no
a. sino congestion sangninca. H1 AialRtsico
to-, distribuyendo la preston sanguinea.
III color que aparecc de I'm golpe 60 producido
por uua congestion sanguinea sobre ese punto.
Donde Quiera que hay doIor hay congestion san
guinea Hsto e. de seutido coindn.
vendemos 4 rs cents por GAIA y re-comendAmos
con gusto Il
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Certiicados de nacimiento y dc Ia
function que Sc requiere sean suminis
trados al %escribano de pruebas de
cada condado por medicos, parter-
as. a~sistentes n enfermeras bajo Ia
ley nueva, Sc italian de venta en- can
tidates peqlenas o grandes por Ia Com
pania Impresora del Nuevo Mexicano.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Las Fiiipinas han pedido indepen-
dencia. Dentro de algun tempo se
c~onformaran con pedir participation
en- 81 gobierno de los Estados Unidos,
y en- 81 curse de i'm tempo prolongado
adoptaran la beatitud de Nuevo Next
co. "Bienaventurado aquel que POGO
espera, pues Sc conformara con 10 que
venga.n
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

I'll Nuevo Mexicano es Of unico pa
pei en- el Territorio que publica noti-
cias por complete en- asuntos de int
res. La suscricion son solamente $3.50
al ano. Suscribanse y quedaran satis-
fech0s de 10 que a~nunciamos.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Kept In Stock and For Sale ~ the
Santa 70 New MISUNDERSTANDING
to the Laws OF New Mexico.
Sherin's Flexible Cover Pocket Doc
ket, single. $1.2b; two or more, 81
each.
Compilation Corporation Laws. 70
cents each.
Compilation Mining Laws, so cents
each.
Acknowledgment, Ia sheet.
Deed. the City Of Santa re, full
sheet.
Report OF the Assessor. full sheet.
Deed, the City OF Santa Re, IL sheet.
Application for Marriage License,
Eng. IL sheet
Application for Marriag, License,
Span, IL sheet.
Final Homestead Proof. 4-ses, full
sheet.
Sheep Contracts, IL sheet.
Agreement, IL sheet.
Butchers Bond, IL sheet.
Application for License, Retail Ii
Quor License. IL sheet.
Application for License, Game and
Gaming Tables, IL sheet.
Application for License, IL sheet.
Sheriff's Monthly Report. IL sheet.
Promissory Notes. rs cents per pad.
Probate Clerk and Recorder. Ia
sheet.
Laws OF New Mexico, 1899, 1901 and
1903, English and Spanish. pamphlet
81. rs; full leather SO. 100; 1905 and
1907, English or Spanish, pamphlet,
20 20; full leather, : $3.50. Postage,
leather, 16 cents; paper. IA cents.
Missouri Pleading Forms, IS. post
age II cents.
Missouri Code Pleadings. Sc. The
two for $40. Adapted to New Mexico
Code. Postage, II cents.
Compiled Laws OF New Mexico,
$3.50. Postage, As cents.
Code OF Civil Procedure, full leather.
81; paper bound, rs cents. Postage, z
cents.
Notary Record, $1.25 each.
Notary Seals-Aluminum, Pocket
20 .35, delivered; desks, 50. 80, deliver
ed nearest express office.
240 Page ]. p. Civil Docket, 81. rs.
As cents.
24O j. p. Criminal Docket, 81. rs.
As cents.
New Mexico Supreme Court Re-
ports, Nos. / and 2 full leather, Sc 80
q volume; three to twelve inclusive.
price. 50 80 each. Postage rs cents
each.
800 Page : P. Docket, IA Civil. 81
Criminal; 81. Postage IS cents.
4S0 Page hand made journal, s5.75.
4S0 Page hand made ledger, So. so.
Moneys Digest OF New Mexico Re
Full sheep, So. so. Postage rs
,ents.
Retail Liquor License, 50 in Boob,
2.
Notification Of Change in Assess.
nent by Assessor. 100 in Book. $3.75 L
General License. so in Book, SO.
Assessors Notice OF Assessment. h
'nglish and Spanish, 100 in Book, rs
ents.
County Superintendent's Warrant
0 In Book, 35 cents.
Poll Tax Receipt Book, English and
parish, FA in Book, 25 cents
Poll Books for City Eelection,
ages, 40 cents.
Poll Books for Town Election,
ages, 40 cents.
Gaming License, so in Book, So.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

81 deseais una complexion clara
tomad ell Orino-Laxative de Foley
para constipation y NAL de Higado,
pues estimulara estos 6rganos y lin
piara enteramente vuestro sistema,
que es cuanto uno necesita en- la pri-
mavera para sentirse bien. De venta
en- todas las boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
uN ANo LIsRE DE suscRlcIoN.

cuaIquIera persona que NOS mande
81 dinero por cinco suscritores nuevos.
pcr un afo cada uno, le mandaremos
HI Nuevo Mexicano librA por un aio.
veanse los precios &c suscrici6n arri-
ba-
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

las leyes de los Estados Unidos re-
Quieren que cualquiera persona paga-
"a por I'm peri6dico mientras continue
tomandolo de la estafeta. aunque Ell
tempo por 81 cual 80 suscribio haya
expirado.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Para una quemadura D e~scaldadura
la Saliva de Chamberlain. Alivia la
dolencia cast al instante y sana prom
tamente las parties injuriadas. De
venta en- todas las botlcas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

81 tienen algunos lroros que encua-
dernar traedlos al Nuevo Mexicano.
Esta oficina tiene ell meior departa-
mento de encuadernacion que hay.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
Sc NEcEsiTAN AeENTEs.

Agenres para p~rocurar suscriciones
% necesitan en- todas parties del Te-
rritorio. Sc pagaran comisiones nbe'
rales. Dirijanse a la Compaifa I'm
presora del Nueyo Mexicano por par
~ticulares.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
curacion de un Atague Grave de
Disenteria.

Sun ciudadano distinguido de esta
ciudad padecia de i'm fuerte ataque de
disenteria. Dijo a un amigo que 81
pudiese conseguir una botella del
Remedio Chamberlain contra C6lico,
C6lera y Diarrea, tenia confianza do
ser curado, habiendo 81 usado este
remedio en- 81 oeste. DiJ6ronle que 70
10 tenia en- surtido y no perdio tempo
en- obtenerl0 y fue prontamente cura-
do dice Mr.. M. y. Leseh, boticario
de Wolcott, vt. De venta en- todas
las boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Una mula no es tan cara como un
automobil, pero es cast igualmente pc
ligrosa.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

ri departamento dc obras del Nuevo
Mexicano % 81 mas biea eQuipado On
81 Territorio. 81 desean obras fnas y
al estilo, venid . esta ofcina y encon
trareis TODD = sn gusto.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Ejemplares de las Leyes de Session
de 1907 en- 81 idiomo espanol SO italian
de venta en- la imprenta del Nuevo
Mexicano, siendo 81 precio $2.75 por
cuaderno o Zorro de papel.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

La simpatia con los infortunios del
propino conduce a La popularidad,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

suscribanse al Nuevo Mexicanc
Espaiol.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
Estdmpadores de HuIe

CUANDO Sc HALLEN ESCRIBIENDO LA MISMA COSA
FRECUENTEMENTE EN- Ell CURSE DE SUS NEGOCIOS.
kECuERDEN QUE UN ESTAMPADOR DE HULE LES SAL
VARA MUCHISIMO TEMPO. GENIE DE MUCHOS Me-
GOCIOS ESTAN USANDO ARORA MAS E-STAMPADORES
DE HULE QUE ENVIRONMENTS PORQUE SALVAN
TEMPO. x Ell TEMPO ES DINERO EN- ESTOS DIAS.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
signs Gard Board.

Oath OF School Director, Ia sheet.
Certificate OF apportionment OF
School Funds, IL sheet.
District Clerks Annual Report, ia
sheet.
Enumeration Form, IL sheet.
Teachers Certificate, IL sheet.
Certificate OF Apportion, IL sheet.
Contract for School Teacher, IL
sheet.
Contract Between Directors and
Teachers, IA sheet.
Teachers Term Register, full sheet.
Contract For Fuel, IA sheet.
Teachers Monthly Report, IA sheet.
On an order Of 500 blanks, custom
er's business card will be printed un.
der filing without extra cost.
Prices.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

Ell Nuevo Mexicano Sc envfa q to-
dss las estafetas en- Nuevo Mexico. y
tiene n circulation grande y Gre
ciente entire la genie intelligence y
progresista del sudoeste.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29

81 tienen algunos libros que encua-
dernar traedlos al Nuevo Mexicano.
Esta ofciana tiene 81 mejor departa-
mento de encuadernacion que hay.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1909-05-29
LISTA DE pREClOS.

Estampador de una linea, no mas que Q IL pulgadas de largo. .15c
Cada llnea adicDnal en- ell mismo estampador, 1Oc.
Estampador de una Inca mas que 2 12 pro no mas que 8 12 pull
gadas ue largo. y. \. ". 81. !. y. ". ..... .... zoe
......Cada linea adicional en- 81 mismo estampador, 15c.
Estampador de una Inca, mas que 8 liz pro no mas que cinco pull
gadas de largo pr ~pulgada.. 80
Cada Inca addonal Ell mismo precio.
Lineas encorbadas en- Ell contador del Estampador como dos lineas.
Ornamentos de todas formas, en- inea de tres pulgadas, S5c adicio-
males.
Tamanos mas grandes ! precios proporcionados.
Donde e tpo que s usa e. mas que media pulgada en- tamano, car
gamos por una Inca por cada una media pulgada . Fraction.
FECHAS, ETC.
Fechador local. cuaquier plaza, J fecha por diz amos -. n. .s1.00
Fechador del Diario, mes, dia y ano en- liz pulgsda. N. ...... SOC
fecnador Regular de Linea. y. IN. q. }. !. y. =. /. ..... 35c
Defiance . Fechador V Bands de Mode 81. ....S150
Firmas Fac Smile, Estampador de Hule y Grabado de Pao. $3.50
Protector ePearl Check. !. S. :. .. .8100
TABLETAS PARA TOMAR La TINTA
PARA LOS TYPOS DIRJANsE LA
COMPANIA IMPRESORA DEL NUEVO
MEXICANO. SANTA FE. N. m.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
NEWS FROM WASHINGTON.

Senator Guggenheim has introduced
a bill to increase the cost limit of the
Colorado Springs public building $20,
600 and providing that the total cost
limit shall not exceed 100000.
A sister ship of the new battleship
Michigan and four others more power.
full and speedier, at present are under
construction and, two 26,000-ton battle
ships have been authorized by Con-
gress.
The battleship Michigan, having
successfully passed the official trials,
will be turned over to the government
early in August, This splendid new
ship, which thus far is the speediesr
war vessel of her class, will make the
navy's twenty-eighth first-class battle
ship
The Democratic congressional COM
mittee will endeavor to win a majority
in the next congressional election.
The executive committee has been an
nounced by Chairman Lloyd as fol-
lows: Hainey, of Illinois; Finley, OF
South Carolina; Johnson, of kentucky;
Hitchcock, of Nebraska, and Palmer,
of Pennsylvania.
Pursuant to the policy and under
direction of Secretary Ballinger, Frank
Pierce, acting secretary of the inte-
rior, has withdrawn for temporary
power sites 4,004 acres of land along
the White river and it's tributaries
in the state of Colorado, with the
view of reporting to congress those
Withdrawals in order that proper legis-
lation may be enacted by congress to
preserve the power sites to the gov
ernment and prevent monopolies.
President Taft has decided that he
will make the trip down the Missis-
sippi river from st. Louis to New Or
leans late in October, as the guest OF
the deep waterways convention, which
will be held in New Orleans upon his
arrival there. The date of the Presi-
dents meeting with President Diaz OF
Mexico at Ell Paso, Tex, has definitely
been set for October 18th. The Presi
dent will spend October 10th at San
Antonio, Tex, and will then make a
four days visit to the ranch OF his
brother, Charles P. Taft near Corpus
Christi
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
CALLING DOWN THE BOASTER
Good Little Story Told by William
Dean HoweIIs as a Rebuke to
Spread-Eag!esm.

ut was William Dean Howells,"
said a Chicago editor, who first re-
buked us Americans for our spread
eagleism, for our foolish boasting.
see that Mr.. Howells has just Joined
mems society for the promotion of
woman suffrage. Trust him to be in
the forefront always.
Il once heard Mr.. Howells deliver a
fourth of July oration in Maine. The
orator preceding him had boasted a
good deal. Mr.. Howells showed that
some of the mans boasts were even
impious.
"He said that these spread-eagle
boosters deserved the rebuke that the
little child administered to the cack-
ling hen that had just laid an egg.
The child, angered by the hens con-
tinuous cawk-cawk-cawk, cawk-cawk-
cawk-cawk, shook his little finger at
her and said:
You fink you're smart. But bod
made dat egg. You touldp't help but
lay it!'"
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
COULDN'T GET 81 TO ENTHUSE
Hired Mans Remarks Could Hardly
Be Said to Be in Nature of
of Compliment.

The young lawyer, having been
nominated for the office of county at
torney, thought to surprise an eccen-
trio genius by the name of 81 who
was working as a hired man on the
young lawyers fathers farm.
We'll, 81, what do you think?" the
young man began.
Sometimes one thing. Lonny, an
sometimes mother"
But, ST, they have nominated me
for county attorney
"They might "a done worse, Lon
ny. Howsomever don't holler till
you're out of the woods"
The young attorney was duly
elected, and on his next visit to the
farm announced the fact unctuously
to 81, who was at the woodpile, saw
in hand.
well. 81, l am elected by a large
majority. What do you think of
that?"
We'll, Lonny, down in our parts
where / was raised, when we wanted
a stopper m hadn't any cork. we
generally took a corn cob. youths
Companion.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
GENERAL NEWS.

Baron De Forest has offered a prize
of $4,000 to the first British aeronaut
to cross the channel in a British built
aeroplane in record time.
The German war office has taken
over second Zepperlin airship after
severe tests. The airship made an as
cent during a thunderstorm and
reached an altitude of 5000 feet.
Crete has been evacuated by the
four protecting powers-Great Britain,
France. Russia and Italy-whose
troops left Sunday and Monday. There
is great rejoicing among the inhabi,
tants.
Miss Morgan, daughter of J. Pier
pont Morgan, of New York, recently
made trip at Nancy, France, aboard
the dirigible balloon Villa de Nancy
The new Persian government is pre-
pared to offer Mohammed Ali Mirza
the ex-shah of Persia, an annual pen
sion of $4,000 on condition that he
leaves Persia without delay.
The Aero Club of Great Britain,
after handing M. Bleriot his 1000
pound prize in a silver cup. decided to
present him with gold medal similar
to the one conferred on Wilbur and
Orville Wright, the American aero
planists, in London last May.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
Regulations,

"The Autocrat," remarked the Re-
condite Person, made a remark the
import of which escaped me until the
other day He said: Many man
has reputation because of the repu-
tation he expects to have some day. :"
That's not half bad remark" sug-
gested the Practical Person, but my
son-just out from college, you know,
and in the habit of thinking hump
backed thoughts. as it were-said
something only this morning that ap-
pealed to me: Some men, he said,
get a reputation and keep it; other
men get a reputation and make it
keen Them"
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
Law of Attraction.

The attractions of men to women
and women to men are full of the most
perplexing inconsistencies and contra
dictions imaginable. 1t is, for instance,
a physical law that magnetism is net
simple attraction of one thing for an
other, but the difference of two oppos-
ing forces of attraction and repulsion,
of which the former is the greater.
The same law holds in relation to the
attraction of men and women for each
other, in which. as rule, the mascu-
line is the superior force.-T. P.'s
Weekly, London.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
He Bit.

The city man was jogging on to-
ward the summer clearinghouse in
a rickety old wagon. The driver was
glum and far from entertaining, and
the city man felt rather lonely.
Fine field over there" he ventured,
after a long silence.
Fine" grunted the driver.
"Who owns it?"
"Old man Bit"
"Old man Bit, eh? Who are those
children stacking up hay?"
"Old man Bits boys"
And what is his idea in having
them out there in the field such a hot
day?"
"Wal, reckon he thinks every lit
tie Bit helps, stranger. Anything
else you want to know? Get up here,
hosses."
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
The Thrifty Scot

A Scotsman and his wife were COM
ing from Leith to London by boat
When off the Yorkshire coast a great
storm arose and the vessel had sew
eral narrow escapes from foundering.
"Oh, Sandy" moaned his wife, I'm
ma afeard o. deein', but l dinna care
to dee at sea-"
"Dinna think O. deein' yet" an
swered Sandy; but when ye do, ye'd
better be drooned at sea than any
where else"
An why, Sandy?" asked his wife.
"Why?" exclaimed Sandy. Because
ye wouldn't cost sac muckle to bury"
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
Special Round Trip Homeseekers'
Rates to New Mexico and Texas.

On the first and third Tuesdays of
each month, during the entire year,
the Colorado & Southern Railway will
sell round trip Homeseekers' tickets
to great many points in New Mexico
and Texas at one fare plus $500 for
the round trip. Final limit twenty-five
days, allowing liberal stop-over privil-
eges. For detailed information, rates,
etc. call on the Colorado & Southern
agent, or address T. E. Fisher, General
Passenger Agent. Denver. Colorado.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
SKIN ERUPTION CURED.
Was So Sore, Irritating and Painful
That Little Sufferer Could Not Sleep
Scratched Constantly.
cuticura's Efficacy Clearly Proven

When about two and a half years
old my daughter broke out on her hips
and the upper parts of her legs with
very irritating and painful eruption. 1t
began in October; the first noticed
was little red surface and constant
desire on her part to scratch her limbs.
She could not sleep and the eruptions
got sore, and yellow water came out
of them. 1 had two doctors treat her,
but she grew worse under their treat
ment. Then 1 bought the Cuticura
Remedies and only used them two
weeks when she was entirely well.
This was in February. She has never
had another rough place on her skin,
and she is now fourteen years old.
Mrs. R. R. Whitaker, Winchester,
Tenn, Sept. %, 1905"
Potter Drug s. Chem. Corp, Sole Props. Boston.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
Halted the Bottle.

An officer, at a state camp, decided
to see for himself how his sentries
were doing their duty. He was some
what surprised at overhearing the
following:
Halt! Who goes there?"
''t'riend-with a bottle"
Pass, friend Halt, bottle!"-Ev.
erybody's Magazine.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
Not Exactly a Dodo.

Teacher-Bessie, name one bird
that is now extinct
Little Bessie-Dick.
Teacher-Dick? What sort of a bird
is that?
Little Bessie-Our canary. The cat
eXtincted him.-The Presbyterian.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-07-31
How an Anqry Woman Looked.

The other day we saw an angry
woman in a street car and her face
was anything but pleasant picture.
She was angry at the conductor, en-
tirely without cause, and that made
her look more terrible than If she had
had a real grievance.-Nebraska Jour.
nal.