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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Sim Haskell is up from Togus on a
30-days fu:lough and is once more
mingling among the scenes of his for
mer triumphs. He is making his
headquarters at the barber shop OF
Wallace MaXfield, where several con
ferences have already been held with
Col. Hall and Driver Scribner relative
to several matters that were left un.
finished last fall. One of these is the
disposition that is to be made OF
Haskelrs hounds. At present they are
in the keeping of Maxfield, but Scrit
is anxious to get them. He says that
they are too valuable to remain idle
and believes that there is fortune
in them if properly handled Sim says
he shall not part with them at pres.
ent. as his sporting days are by ne
means over. There is talk of tender.
ing Sim banquet before he return.
to Togus. Tf this materia1izes Col
Hall will be made the toastmaster
Sim is having the time of his life and
says that II will be the same here
after.-Lewiston Journal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Col. w. G. Plnmmer, who went to
the National Home at Togus few
weeks ago to receive hospital treat
ment, intending to remain only three
months. says he is enjoying life there
very much and is gaining in. health
rapidly and believes he should prolong
his stay on that account Col, Plum
mer has many friends all over the
country who will be glad to hear of
his improved health and they hope. he
will regain much of his former v;gor
during his stay at Togus.--Fort Fair
field Cor. of Bangor Commercial.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
MURDER SUSPECTED,
New York Actress Found pead-Bodv
Wounded and Bruised.

New York, May 28.-Emma H. Cur
ran, an actress. who lived in apart
ments on West ED street, was found
dead in her rooms today under circun.
stances which led the police to suspect
that she had been murdered A wound
over the left eye and wounds and
bruises about the body seemed to IN.
dlcate foul play. Nat W. Bowes Of thfs
cry, who the police say, had called at
the house to see Miss Curran, was de-
tsined in order that statement might
DC secured from him. Miss Curran, who
rs said to have appeared in plays with
Chauncey Olcutt and James O'Neil,
mad occupied the apartments with her
brother, James Curran. who left home
70 60 to work before the body was
found.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
TWO FATAL ACCIDENTS.
Employees Of St. John Lumber Co. Lose
Their Lives.

Van Buren,. Me-, May 28.-Two en-
ployes of the ST John Lumber Co. lost
their lives by accident today.
Joseph Berube of Edmunston. n. B.,
was drowned while running logs at the
sorting gap. He was 35 years old The
body was recovered.
Another employee named MacAlbert
died tonight from injuries received in
the mill late today. He was 20 years
old and lived here
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The pupils of Page school observed
Bird day last Thursday. with the follow
ing program:
ISong-"Pleasant Spring time
Welcome Address, James Donovan. Jr.
Concert Recitation. A. Glass
Singing. School
Recitation. Alice CALI
Exc rcise-''Brd Trades d Class
Recitation, Maurice Choate
Recitation Ora Donovan
Reading-''The Raven and the Robin"
Song-.''rhe Doves, Mildred Hayes
'The Robins Song. Lyndell Aldrich
Singing. School
Exercise-.'Who Stole the Birds Nest?"
Helen Bachelor, Mabelle Aldrich,
Monsoon Hayes. Kenneth Turner, Viola
Hosken. Gertrude Gilchrest. Walter
Heath. Sheldon Leith, Alton Sprowl
Scng-"Bluebird, School
Recitation. Frances Tilden
| Reading" Hiawatha and the Birds"
Song-"Sing, Little Birds School
Recitation. Helen Harris
Exc rcise-.The Birds
Lyman Mason. Dorothy Choate Marion
Bachelor. Roscoe Bradbury, Ida
Robbins. Genie CALI. Leonard Mason
| Ilda Fish. Olga Olsen
/ Recitation, EtN. Hazel Brunings
| What the Birds Say, Omar Foote
Singing, School
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
GDALE.

George Nickerson and c. f. Peacock
have each bought a sulky pillow and
together they own new potato plant
err. Mr. Peacock has also added a new
wheel harrow to his farming imple-
mentS.
The exercises at the cemetery at
West Farmingdale. which were to have
been given by the pupils of the Long
fellow school Monday forenoon have
been given up as the teacher is suffer-
ing with a severe cold.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
Another ! DAYS bargains is on at

Another 1 days bargains is on at
Spauding's Red Cross Pharmacy COM
mencinS today. Probably the combi-
nation offer made at this store is one
of the greatest trades ever made in
New England every item guaranteed
first class the price being for introduce
ton of the/goods. The ice cream and
soda departments have been started
up and every purchaser at this store
for the next 4 days will be given a free
glass of soda, Sunday not included.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
Stiles Couch.

The death of stiles Couch occurred in
the hospital early Friday morning of
croupous pneumonia. Mr.. Couch was
born in Granville, Mass. Oct. 9. 1921, and
was laborer. He enlisted in Co. B, S1st
Mass. Inf. at Granville. Nov 10, 1861,
and was mustered out at Wheeling. w
Va. Sept. 10, 1865. He was admitted to
this Branch July q, 1899. from Granville
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

News coming from Portland respect
ing the condition of Lemuel w. Payson.
Sr, who is at the Maine General hos
pital. is very encouraging to his fam
lily. He has written several letters to
those at home. The family has removed
from the Capt. Wells house on Second
street to the beautiful apartments over
the shoe store. 1874 Water street, that
Mr. Payson was working so hard to
complete when he met with the acct
dent
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

All the leading stores of this city will
be closed the whole or part of next
Monday in keeping with Memorial day.
The barber shops will be closed all
day At the postoffice holiday hours
will be observed, the window closing
at 1890 a. NJ, and will be open from
6 80 to 7.3O P. M. There will be but one
delivery. that of the usual morning
hour, and collection only in the even
ing. The rural carriers will have the
daV off
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

$50 Sc~'o~ cl>~s Of tho Commercial
cora"t.,n:;t. tia ~t;i or High school. was
vca {, tc@t -; 'ay ~ Leslie f. Jones
{ Bangor. Maine manager of the
ST. =, T're,n 'i'N HeM-r;ts y co. and he
e - i'G.f -. :, -Icl will graduate q
class Of very promising stenographers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

jackson Bros do not sell you Ambro-
STA chocolates at 25c Id. fer the profit
10y derive from the sale. even though
they sell 100 lbs today. but it is to
show you d favor and prove that they
give what they promise. Essex Sweets
at PIC III. is for the same advertising
purpose.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The lecture by Frank e. Leonard
G. S. B.. Of Brooklyn. N. Y, on Chris
tian Science Demonstration Religion
at Christian Science church next Tues
day evening gives promise of being
very interesting and instructive. No
admission will be charged and every
body is cordially invited to be present
Mr. Leonard is member of the board
of lectureship of the First Church of
Christ. Scientist, Boston, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
John +. Shook,

John F. Shook died in the hospital here
Thursday evening. Mr.. Shook was born
in Mallow, Ireland, July q. 1889. and
came to the United States about 1856 and
was a shoemaker. He enlisted in Co. X,
I'd Mass. Inf, at Roxbury. May %. 1861,
and was mustered out at Washington, D.
c.. July IA. 1865. HE was admitted to the
Home Jan. Z. 1902. from North Abiding
ton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Pure CASTLE regular 35c.. sour price
14c. pound; White Ribbon Soap. Z
bars 35c, our price 25c.; r. & q.
Violet. regular Csc. our price 1885,; ass
sorted high grade perfume soap reguA
lar Csc; our price 3 for 25e.; Tar Toilst
Soap, regular 10c.. our price, bars
for Csc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

How about buying regular 25-cent
fourth hard tie for Zoe No mistake
about it if you call at Frank G.. Wise s
today or Monday Also fancy cotton
hose in seven different colors. 4c a
pair. only three pairs to customer.
Great and genuine sale for two days.
See al.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Monday will be holiday for the
rural free delivery carriers and those
from the Gardiner postOffice are eX-
pecting to attend the meeting of the
carrier. at Winthrop. The meeting at
Winthrop will be called to order at 10
A. NJ. and at 12.15 the carriers will take
q sail up Lake Maranacook to the ho-
tel. where dinner will be enjoyed. The
party will return in time to take the
cars for nome.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
George n. Smith.

George H. Smith died in the hospital
here Friday afternoon of hypostatic
pneumonia. Mr.. Smith was born in
Mortified. VT. Nov. u, 1879. and was
farmer. He enlisted in Co. X, Sd VT. Inf.
at Eden, VT, July 16, 1863, and was dis
charged at Brattieboro. VT, July II. 1865
He was admitted to the Home from Ben
nington VT, March 20, 1901. Two sons
and a daughter survive.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Members of John B. Hubbard Ma
tional Relief Corps, No. 80, are request
ed to meet at Grand Army hall at
o'clock Sunday evening to go from
thence to the Old South church to at
tend Memorial service.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

General John T. Richards, governor
of this Branch. has been invited by
the committee having in charge the
Memorial day exercises i'm New York
City to act as vice president upon that
occasion. His duties at the Home,
however. are such that he will be I'M
able to attend. and he was obliged to
decline the invitation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
Card Of Thanks.

We wish to thank the friends and
neighbors for their kindness and sympa
thy during our late bereavement. also for
the beautiful flowers.
MR. AND MRS w. Fl. INGRAHAM.
MR.. AND MRS. c. w. SMILEY.
MR. s. w. MOORE.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Persons having library or singing books
belonging to the Friends church are re-
quested to return the same by leaving
them at the store of Miss Minnie E.
Morse, Water street. -.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Religious services at the Home Sum
day will be as follows: Mass and SER
mon by Rev. FIR. Michigan at 7.3O in the
chapel. and Protestant services by Rev.
IL. s. Burrage at 1915 in the Opera mousse
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

A fancy mixture at jerks today. on
~ II ID. Also the reliable i0-cent grade
chocolate at Doc lib. Ice cream and col
lcge ices in summer navors. including
banana split"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

You will see BY Cusick & Lincolns
pithy adj. that much can ne expressed
in few words. These suggestions show
you at glance how complete is their
stock of boots. pumps or OXfords. Hard
to desire a style or leather which they
cannot show YOU
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The Ladies' Aid of the Highland Ave-
nue. Methodist Episcopal church was
pleasantly entertained Friday after
noon by Mrs. +. Y. Barker, Winter
street
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Since there has seemed to come
quite a contest through the first note
in the Journal respecting a geranium
of remarkable length others are meas
uring their flowers. Miss S. J. Fair
brother of this city has beautiful ge-
ranium of the apple blossom" varie-
ty with a sturdy stem measuring ex-
actly II inches in length.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The funeral of the late George S. Cush-
ing will be held from the Home chapel
at o'clock this afternoon, Rev. H. S.
Burrage officiating. Capt. Stoddard will
command the escort.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The Sons of Veterans are cordially
invited to a supper in Society hall from
$50 to Z o'clock this evening. 1t is
hoped all Sons of Veterans will be
present. There will be important bus
mess to come before the members.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
$500 FIRE At ST. ALeANs.
Saw Mill and Grist Mill Destroyed Ii
In Early Morning Fire.

Bangor, Me, May 2S.-Bachelder
Brothers saw mill and Hilton Brothers
grst mill in st. Adams were destroyed
by fire at o'clock this morning. Tho
cause Of the fire is unknown. The loss
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

William Tiffany Camp. U. S. W. ",
unanimously voted to accept the invi-
taton of Cutler Post. G. A. R.. to ac-
company them Memorial Sunday and Me-
mortal day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Have you delayed, or are you n
possessor of one of those Stylishly
trimmed hats Victoria j. Tyler is
offering at such low prices? Were
only 100 of them.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

All members of the u R., K. of F..
are requested to report at their Castle
hall in full dress uniform ESQ sharp
Monday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Oracle Emery. the young daughter of
Herbert Emery of this city. who has
been stopping in Massachusetts. died
Il ere Friday. and the remains will be
brought to Gardiner today for interment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
LOCAL NOTICE.

George F. Simmons will be at his Of
flee Saturday evenings from s to 9
o'clock. All persons indebted to him
are requested to call at that time and
make payments. m2Sd2t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
.SPAULDLIvG,
Red Cross Pharmacy J
THEPEOPLE'S STORE

Where those who particular for Quality and Prices second
great in goods and the special introduction onersthis sek
goods don't them Our People Largest
the q i.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
TEAS. c0FfEEs, c0o0ls

4 pound 75c. Tea, I pound 3Sc.
Coffee. / pound soc. Cocoa. S pounds
Salaratus ,35c., I pound Cream OF
Tartar 40c. Total amount $2.3S.
Ain an,~r a. ~ '.t-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

People who believe in true economy
better consult Fl. Noel Stoves before
buying shingles. The hest quality these
days are none too good.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Over 1000 men employed in the Home
stead steel works at Pittsburg for the
first time in IS months received well
filled ray envelopes Friday. The pay.
roll amounted to 100000.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Rev and Mrs. J. r. Clifford returned
Friday afternoon from an outing of sev
eral days at Big Pine Point. Lake Ma
ranacook.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

DR.. and Mrs H. A. Milliken are the
proud parents of a little girl, born
Thursday night.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Prof. H. H. Stewart, principal of the
High school, and Mrs. Stewart went
to Portland yesterday to visit friends.
They will return Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Gilbert Sanford, alias George simms.
late Co. E. 1920 N. Y. Inf. has been
granted an original pension Of $12
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Childs of Mid
die street are passing a few days al
their cottage at Weber pond.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Returns from furlough yesterday were
Oswald Wienhold from Boston and Louis
Mergel from New York City.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Richard l.. Jewell of Worcester, late
Co. G. 61st Mass. Inf. has been admitted
to the Home and assigned to Co M.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The remains of the late James Goode
who died here Wednesday night, were
sent yesterday to Roxbury for burial
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
Saturday and Sunday conce,

March-"The High Flyer Heed
Overture-'"The Fairy Lake Auber
Clarinet solo-Selected.
John Barrett.
Slection frOm>/'The Girl and the Gov
ernor.' Edwards
Paraphrase on 1.-The Palms." Grunewald
Observation-Disclosures" Luedecke
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
lay to attend the wedding of q friend

The Shamrocks and the Winners will
play baseball on DUMMY field at O'Clock
this afternoon. weather permitting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Increases were received yesterday for
Sylvester E. Hines, to $40 and Edward
Murphy ST..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
senbow City. IN, Bank Robbed.

Benbow City. ILL.,, May 2S.-Robbers
armed with shot guns held III, tho
cashier Of tho Peoples Bank here thls
afternoon and escaped with $500.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

The game between the Clerks and the
Band was called off on account of the
rain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Robert McCarrick left the Home yes
terday on furlough to visit, friends in
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

tent caterpillar has appeared.
~. PREVIOUS springs for humber of
49, this pest has not been so no.
sedoie as 1t seems to be this year.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
HALEoWELL.
Bird Day Is Observed by
Pupils Of Page School.
~
Sad Death Of Frank Stevens,
h,, Aged II Years.
Reports 'front.'. v. Payson at Port.
land Are Encouraging.

Calvert Fullerton is III with typhoid
fever at his home on Water street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

| beatrice Houston has accepted
an, '''"l as clerk in jerks candy
ana Ice cream store
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

cod, 'ee Baptist church and Sunday
s."e', VIII observe Childrens day the
seeohd Sunday in June.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

"a. w. II. B. Club will 1;ar M"
s,,s OF South Gardiner on Quincy
nv, al O'Clock Monday afternoon. A
sNu game is expected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

TN. huth Whitney returned to Bath
after a visit With friends here.
az VIII go to Worcester, Mass, Mon
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

iaaa ~" Mcthee left Friday for Port
sns u' where he has employment for tn,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

A daughter. Mrs. May Allen of Westfield,
Mass, survives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

|pM,.N, new organ of the Universalist
mo- ~" VIII be ready. it is expected, for
week from Sunday. June 6.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

a,r;,', -.eAander Munro and daughter
n ~, rom Houltun Friday for Wis
WIN Gardiner relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
GARDINER.
Ieat Caterpillar Appears
|. h Unusual Numbers.
SAtl!kItaking at Snow Hazzard.-
| Seasons Prospects Good.
e'a'h Friday Of Edwin 4. Haines
0f West Gardiner.

- "e putic schools of Gardiner will
close June is. "
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

d.. Euith G. Wilson will leave to-
~ ''' kents Hill, where she will be
s'e guest of friends over Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

pn,.. a. NJ. Spear left Friday for
ON, MASS. where he will be pres
~. Ut 'he marriage of a relative.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

is estimated at $500 With little or no
Insurance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29

Officer of the day, Capt. W. S, Oakman.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-05-29
Observance Of Bird Day.

The pupils of Page school observed
Bird day last Thursday. with the follow
inp proprarp.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1909-01-20

Two Of a Kind-"Fur hiven's sake!
Don't shoot, Casey; ye forgot to load
yer gun" "Begorry, OF must, Pat; tn
dom burd won't wait."-Life.
"Only a million. | got the duke
cheap" But you must remember,
dear, that 1t isn't the first cost that
counts. ."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Il always try to treat my maid as
II she were a member of the family"
Gracious, how do you get her to put
up with it?"-Chicago Record-Herald.
Now, my little man, you are ac-
cused of striking another boy and
knocking out one of his teeth"
"'Scuse me, jedge, two OF his teeth"
Life.
rs your husband averse to taking
the initiative in any energetic action"
mo, sir, he amt nothin' O. the kind.
hes jest plain down lazy."-Baltimore
American.
The average family in America
comprises 4.6 persons" 81 guess I'm
the 6 of this family" murmured Paw
Hoptoad a trife acridly.-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
assenger-Boatman hadn't we bet
ter bail her out? She's half full Of
water. Irish boatman-Och, niver
mind, sor. Sure she'll run over when
she's quite full-Punch.
No Danger-Excited woman-Are
you going to run away with me?
Reckless driver Slightly intoxicated)
Sorry, mum; but-but | can't oblige
you. I'm mar-married already.-Judge.
Before we were married you said
you'd lay down your life for me-" she
sobbed. Il know it." he returned SOL
emnly; but this confounded fat Is so
tiny there's no place to lay anything
down. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Dominie-Why are you anxious
for me to dine with you on Thanks
giving, my young friend? Freddie
Cause dad said he wouldn't go to the
expense of turkey unless some one
should come to dinner.-Puck.
Vicar of Poppleton-I hear you have
been over at Ippleton church the last
two Sundays, Bates. How would you
like 1t II your cattle strayed into some
body else's field? Bates-I shouldn't
object, IL SO be the pasture was bet
ter!-Punch.
Its just an ordinary bolt, you see,"
said the man. you ought to be able
to duplicate 1t for 20 cents or so."
"Oh, guess so," replied the machin-
list. IT'S for Mr.. Richley's motor car
you know" continued the man "Oh,
er-that bolt will cost you s250."-
Philadelphia Press.
There have been times" said the
actor manager, when / have shed
real tears" "Ah, when you have been
I in great sympathy with the part you
were playing" suggested the matinee
girl. "No, when have had my own
money in the show" replied the ac-
tor manager, with tinge Of sad re-
membrance in his tone.-Philadelph
Record.