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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

It is stated by @ contemporary that there are more than seven thousand houses in Atlanta without water. However. as they can get plenty Of otherwise be.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

They claim to have found sea-ser- pent. or something just as bad, in Kansas some days ago. Perhaps 1t was only a stray "reformer," however. who was out of a job.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26
SWORN CIRCULATION.

The figures for June printed below npns sspr eent the actual net circulation. All fes"s"~ having been deducted. ..
 The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees ,ss edvertisers tand makes 1t a part of tne o1 tract when requested) that its daily cnsus ton fs larger than that of any no1 s. newEpapef printed in Alabamar-sna tnae s.s Sunday edition, has the larEest circuia.ion of any edit. en of any newspaper printed m Alabama without exception.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

ter what it is: fetches more money. cotton costs twenty cents bale extra.
 and believe sometimes get S2.o0 d bale more on account of the neat look
 the better price get on account of keeping the cotton dry and under
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26
DRIFTW0oD
A fool and his money are soon part
 ed. but fool and his cigarette never.

A 1oof ana his money are soon part ed. but fool and his cigarette never.
 One fellow in this town who has to get up at o'clock to go to work says that the very time he gets settled down good to sleep is just about the time he When woman has bten . little bit SICK and comes out among her friends, the women folk are certain to tell her. My. how bad you look"
 The price of champagne has been raised. and the papers are twitting Alabama about 1t. we don't care, we are prepared for the worst now.
 Birmingham is to be made more sym- metrical. Some of her girls. also. we presume.
 Castro has expressed a desire to be will not offer any strong objections tn this.
 Eveit dog has his day, At least that's what folks always say. t5 But If he's 2 pampered society. pet lie has his day every day you bet.
 They say that Miss Prosperity with all sails set fs sweeping down upon the south this fall. And she is going
 
 from the valleys to the mountain tops of Dixie.
 Secretary of the Treasury Macveagh says he is in favor of doing away with come mighty near doing away with 'em as fast as we get our paragraphic paws upon them and that ain't no joke either.
 A Kansas beau told his eirl that he listen to Tettraxani sing. We have never heard Tett sing, but we have heard red headed school marm chew wax and carry on rag time conver- Tetts singing is any worse than that Lord pity 1t,
 Just little while more and the base ball fan will fan out. and the football king will strut forth in all his glory.
 Somebody swiped ene of our pet anecdotes out of this dolumn and print ed 1t in Everybody's Magazine for this month without credit to The Advertise' depravity exists. but we hope the swiper got on a satisfying jag with the money received. Here is the joke:
 "A darkey and his 'yaller' gal were along lonely road together.
 "1se skeered to death. Rastus."
 What am you skeered op. woman?"
 'Ise skeered you am gwine to kiss
 "Iow kin kiss you when rse got bucket O watah on my head. a wash pot In one hand an turkey gobhler in de otherr'
 well. you fool. was des a think in you could set de bucket ob water on de ground. den lay de turkey down an turn de wash pot over him. den set me down on de wash pot, rrow yo' arms aroun' me an DIES HELP YOSELF."
 tSomebody did me a similar turn with the Ladies Home Journal recent ly9
 Motorists Is the feminine of motorist. Wonder if Modiste is the feminine of modest9
 Walter wellman Is the boomerang of the pole -dashers. He starts, but he al. ways returns.
 Kansas City proposes to pave her streets with kernels of her corn and use the cobs for drainage purposes. The cities of Alabama might follow suit. as corn isn't as valuable as it once was, at least SO far as whiskey Is concern ed.
 "The prohibition wave Is recedIng" says an exchange (wtth Alabama dryer than copy Of Punch.)
 
 A South Carolina minister, run over by an automobile in Washington, re- fused to allow the chauffeur to be ar. rested. which goes to prove that every like B. Tillman.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

We suppose Aldrich and Payne are pleased with their tariff performance, but there are several millions of peo- ole who are not
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26
How big was Alexander. Pa.
 That people call him Great? Was he like old Goliah tall,
 Hts spear an hundred weight?

You may think of 1t, but it Is violation of law to mention beer in Alabama" The Buffalo Times decides We are not sure that 1t is safe to think of it. We have statesmen God save the mark !-who believe they can tell when a man is think ing of buying a drink.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

We cannot help wondering If some of our contemporaries believe that their editorials are better or strong CT for being printed almost entirely iu capital letters. or that they will he read more It is the character of an editorial that counts, not the type that is used in printing 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

Raleigh now has on foot move- ment to erect an athletic park" says The Evening Times. of that city. Must be going to have something like the famous Hanging Gardens of Baby lon.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26

New York paper alludes to Tam many as ga covenant with graft and an agreement with crime" What does the Tiger care for newspaper opinion?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26
THURSDAY, AUGUST as. 1909.
!. THE GREAT ONE.

The P1ttsburg Post refuses to be Impressed by the greatness of one who has been very much over esti- mated. Let no person." 1t says, "seek to detract from the fame of Ameriea's .AIightiest Hunter. If there is any lin- gering doubt as to the value of his prowess, ponder for a brief period on the most magnificent shrine, the na- tional museum. which has been erect ed at the cost of several million dol lars, in which trophies of an African vacation will be housed and wherein they will be given the post of honor. Here will come trooping from the furthermost Alaska, from Hawaii, even from the Philippines and all our de- pendeucies. as we'll as from all the forty-six states. thouaands to view the dangerous dilxdik the horrendous harte- beeste and all the numerous speci- mems that give mute testimony to his unerring skill with the rifle. A mo- ble monument indeed, to this most puissant of nimrods."
 Plainly The Post stands in no sort of awe of Teddy the Terrible. as he would like to be considered. nor is there any reason why 1t should. There are many who expect us to gather strength and inspiration
 Not from the grand old masters.
 Not from the bards sublime
 Whose distant footsteps echo
 Down the corridor of time.
 but from one who has done little for others to copy from or to follow. Now the proposition is to set him up as one of the mighty men of the country and so ma agnify his African exploits that future generations will wonder if such a great man ever really existed on the continent, and how 1t happened that he did not remain in power during life And then there are others who will wonder what the man did to en- title him to so much notoriety. and will ask, with the little boys with on- fly the change of one word:
 How big was Alexander, Pa.
 That people call him Great?
 Was he like old Goliah tall,
 His spear an hundred weight?
 It has long been a mystery to many people that Roosevelt should have at tained the prominence he did Il shows what brag and bluster and promises will do in this age and coun- try. But for the lamentable incident which raised him to the highest po- sition in the government the country would probably not have been cursed with an administration that was neith- creditabIe nor profitable. Strange things happen in this world. and the exaltation of Roosevelt may be class ed among the strengest.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-26
Whv Go Into Conrtf

SprinRneId HepubIlcan. "Reckless automohliEt's wife seeki
 divorce" is khe way one recent Connec' ticut case has got into the papers. Why not, in KiplIng's phrase "WayU
 awhVleT'
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

Suspension of the Coastwe shipping regulations will place
under obligation travel foreign In fact Amer
may be expected choose flying their flag when
ever S possible
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
WAY PAVED FOR
NEW BUILDING

A petition to amend the charter of
the Honolulu Young Mems Christian
Association has been filed in the office
of the Treasurer of the Territory by
William G.. Hall, vice president, and
George S. Warehouse, secretary. AS
the main amendment the corpora
TONS limit Of holding property is rails
ed from $4,000 to 100000. Of course
this is in anticipation of the new
building for which something like
$4,000 was lately raised in a whir-
wind campaign.
Another section amended relates to
the board of trutsees, consisting of
four members with the president ex-
officio At the first election one trus-
tee is 10 be elected for one year,
one each for two, three and four years
Of Office.
The original charter was granted
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
Commercial News
BY L. D TIMMONS.

The first pronounced effect of Christ
mas upon the stock market was felt
yesterday and today, the gift season
showing itself on a disposition to sell
on a slack market. This situation is
not uni sual and the only surprise is
that it did not come on a week or more
ago.
BY unanimous vote the Exchange this
morning decided TO take a vacation
from next Saturday until Monday, jan
uary 3.
Between boards 10 shares Eva sci,
at $3Z. rs. More was offered at the
same bidding, however, being at s32 =
1875
Most life was manifested in Pine
apple stock, Go and so shares selling at
$29 .25 and the same being offered for
more.
Hilo Railroad stock and bonds seem
ed to be in demand $4,000 of the lot
ter skies changing hands at 500 rs,
and 200 shares of the stock selling at
S13.
Some of the "steadies'' were quoted
today as follows, although no sales
were made: Waialua, $12O bid and S122
asked; Oahu, 1888 asked; McBryde,
$5.75 bid and Sc asked; Olaa IS. l25
bid and the same asked; Honokaa, $40
bid and 500. rs asked; Hawaiian Com
mercial, $50 so bid and S37 rs asked.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

Fine Job Printing. star omca.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

intention send the Y. NJ c. A. building contract
San Francisco pleasing the community and hope they
will be borne by the facts There plenty of competent
here and they should have first chance the work AS
community Honolulu needs of the "Buyn-H Honolulu spirit
loyalty manifested patronzg local establishments of ali
And surely great building be paid for by public sbscp
tons raised Honolulu should not be contracted for outside the Ter
riory unless there substantial for taking the
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
STOCK EXCHANGE REPORT

MEMO-The dividends of Onomea
Sugar Co., have been fixed at the rate
of SOC per share for the first quarter
of 1910.
Dividends-Dec. Is: Haw. Sugar Co
(reg) SOC share; Especial COO share;
Oahu Sugar Co., SOc share; o. R. & l..
Co., 75c share; Waialua (reg), Use
share, (speciaD $1.OO share; Pepeekeo
81 90 snare.
Between Boards-1O Eva 1872. rs; 65
Haw. Pine Co., 500 25; 50 Haw. Pine
Co., $29. 25; $6OJJ Hilo r, R. Co., IS,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
A CRISIS OF WORLDWIDE IMPORTANCE.

One go far back in English history to find constitutional
crisis approaching importance that which will eliminate in cleo
ton month Yesterdays cable the effect that the Irish Nation
a have gone the support of the government view of the
promise complete local self government Ireland adds materially
the prospect of Liberal victory with its threat of overthrow
of Lords The is complicated by side issues
such liquor question and the suragete agtaonquor
suragetes being strangely enough the side with the
ordsbut overshadowng promises be the land question:
brought by the budget striking picture of the condi
which have led the present crisis given by T. P OConno
in the Chicago Tribune:
the great tide of passion which urge behind the
budget of Lloyd George, must give personal impression 1t
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

Continued on Page severn
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
HAWAII ACTUALLY LEADS IN ATHLETICS.

The choice of Larop Wilmington of Honolulu for football captain
Harvard adds another remarkable list of men
from here who have led in Mainland University athletics If
paav it could easily be shown that proper
ton population and still strongly proportion to number of
students Hawaii had far athletic champions the big uni
veres than any other part of the country Whatever the expana
ton, this is undoubtedly the fact
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

Mrs Marion Scott has letter in this mornings Advertiser purport
contradict statements IAN article which appeared in the Star
of the 18th inst AS the article merely synopsis of complaint
filed III court against Mrs Scott by O. w. Kuaaku and WIFE, being
bill in equity cancel deed the ground Of fraud the contents
of Mrs SCOTS letter might have been expected appear
demurrer other pleading addressed the The
Star has nothing o do with Mrs. SCOTS affairs.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
LOST.

Leather day book containing acct
dent insurance policy and name. Please
return to this office.
Eva Plantation Dividend Warrant
No. e S414 dated Nov. 80, 1909 in favor
of c. A. Gilman. Amount $751; 90. Pay
ment stopped.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

by the King in Privy Council on Feb
ruary 4, 1882, to Henry waterhouse,
Thos G. Thrum, e. Dempsie, c. T. Dill
ingham and P. G. Jones, Jr, their as
sociates and successors Messrs. Thrum
and Jones survive to witness the
growth of the association to the size
and scope requiring the splendid new
home now ABOUT to be erected
Fine Job Printing. star Omca.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15

(B15) 500. %; 200 Hilo R. R. $13 90
Stock Bid. Asked.
Eva Plant, Co....... 32.125 80. rs
Hawaiian Agri........ ...... 27O. 90
Haw. c. & S. Co... $3.50 81. 75
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
basis of merger being discussed New York of the
Equitable Mutual and New York Life Insurance Companies
Total

P Morgan the head of this recordbreakng financial deal 1t
that Mr. Morgan able dominate the consolidated
company the handling and investment of annual
S27 100000 Now the Socialists and Bryan
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-12-15
ENGINEERS MADE A MISTAKE.

The local branch Of the Marine Engineers Beneficial Association
has adopted resolutions opposing suspension of the coawse shipping
regulations commencing the attitude local paper for vocng oppo
beltng the meeting the subject
because held hour when working mechanics
could attend AS the has been discussed freely the local
press for several years with free chance for all to be heard the last
objection very weg The fact that the President of the As
sociatOnand presumably owere far misnformed that they
thought the proposed suspension applied freight whereas applies
only passengers greatly reduces the ve of the Associations
illusions. We think fact calls for reconsideration The Asso
has sending resolutions national convention
and Congress- 1t important body locally and nationally If
under vital msappenson has taken stand utterly opposed
practically all the rest of the fairness demands that
consider with better information at hand
The resolutions say has been shown that the necessity for
exists and its president quoted saying he has kept watch
of arriving and finds plenty of travelling This IS
contrary the evidence be secured hand There reliable
business Honolulu who furnish personal testimony
crowding and to failure to get bookings at all
thoroughly with
the objects the Marine Engineers Association Representatives of
American steamship joined in the VOTE and they would not
have done unless convinced that in doing they aiding Am
shipping.
Largely through information the Marine Engineers
o have made a mistake. They should rectiy it.
--
Though much be regretted there
ruling of the British Government receive in the
post packages bearing stamps The business of carrying
and distributing mails tremendous and calls such speed III
that anything which complexities the work is to be discouraged
If of private stamp is be allowed why another?
Complaint campaign deprecated
deprive people Of their
earning living that the saloon evil and this
exactly Medical Association should obpec health
campaigns the ground that making community heathu lessons
doctors practice
basis merger being discussed New York of the
Equitable Mutual and New York Life Insurance Companies:
Assets ..''... 81 100000
Annual income ..............,,..... 275JoOoooo
Insurance in force:
Equitable observation-disclosures. I,3ooOooooo
Mutual OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. I45ooooooo
49,.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26

Third Series Of 10000 Shares
NOip on the Market. The Sue
cess OF the Company is No,O an
a Assured Fact
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26

titled to be so classified. They are
Hugh Pitzer, special Indian agent
at Pawmska; Chas Daggctt and
Chas Ellis all special Indian agents.
Each of these men went to Okla
homa holding federal jobs, got into
the civil service and were given
their present places as Oklahomans.
They draw $4,000 per year aud tray.
cling expenses.
10 is 10 stop such practices as
this that the McCumber amendment
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26
y0uTSEY WANTS PARDON TOO
SAYS Il ESHOULD BE TURNED
LOOSE FOR GoEBEL KILLING
WITH TAYLOR AND FINLEY.

Frankfort Ky. April 25.-"I ann as
much entitled TO a pardon as those
mon" said Henry Youtscy last night,
When Dee was told that Governor VII
son had pardonod the six men ac-
cusod of the murder of Gocbcl You'-
sry read the story of the pardon OF
Tine accused carefully and then said.
"I think ] ought to be parIouod.
too think that something ought
to hn done 90. once. would not
ruD.sc the governor for granting
the pJrdons, for / am glad the cases
1ra never 20 ha tried again. II was
% fearful strain on my nerves 10
90 testify 300 those cases and go be-
tur "a court room fun of persons
and ton the horrible story, especial
y Whom was involved I'm II. The
thr.. trials have made my wife a
nervous wreck and she will never
Dec we'll again 7 am not Wen, either,
and my condition physically is bad.
l think / am rs much entitled to
q pardon AS wore Taylor and Fin
ley and II they were turned loose
! ought 20 ho"
Noutsoy told OF how he had be-
gun life with bright prospects, had
graduated I'm the same law class
with Courr,ssu,,r Torou.ortb aud
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26
Governor Hung in EHisy.

Frankfort, KY April 25.-Un-
known pay'ics hung an efflgy label
ed Gus Wilson, Murderer Of Jus
ticc,' from a girder Of the bridge
spanning the Kentucky river here
last night following the announce
mcnt of the pardous of former Gov
emor Taylor and former Secretary
OF State Finley and others charged
with conspiracy I'm the Gocbel assas-
sination.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26
..S.S.F FOR 'aa Sores K5%1u1 ULCERS

The combination OF heathful
especially desirable
blood responsible for the trouble medicine
the only hope successful
the
its normal ic nutiye condition. S. remedy
made entirely OF healing cleansing vegetable properties extracted
lures roots herbs and bk OF the forest and fields long
all blood
necessary mpury in the blood When S. purified
and
because
them OF thebl
healthy condition the
noung blood makes permanent lasting cure Book on Sores
sn0 Ulcers ana any medical advice mailed free To all who write
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA GA
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26
TO KNOCK CARPETBAGGER
is THE INTENTION OF THE Nc.
cUMBER AMENDMENT TO THE
CENSUS BILL.

Washington, April 2i.-There are
now on the pay rolls of the indian
office in Washington, under the civil
service, three men holding four of
the best places the Office affords,
who were credited TO Oklahoma's quo
"a IN the civil service list, and
none OF whom are Oklahomans or en-.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26

then had fallen into politics and
ended in the pcnitcnriWy It Is prob
able that Youlscy will make applica-
flou for a pardon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26
Danderine

Just as surely as rain and sunshine
raises crops. II produces a thick
growth of luNuriant hair when all
other remedies fail. We guarantee
Danderine. All druggists sell lit-25c,
soc and 81 per bottle, To prove its
worth send this al with l0c in stamps
or silver and we will mail YOU a large
free sample. KNOWLTON DAN
DFElNE CO., Chicago, III.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26

to the census bin was introduced
ana which caused the senate to re-
fuse to approve the work Of the con.
ference committee which struck the
amendment from the bill. The sen.
ate sent the bill back to the house
on that account.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26

DON'T drink bad water buy one
of those Filters at
STEVENS, KENNERLY
q SPRAGINS co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26
OKLAHOMA

"LONE is Sc n DING
Ev each year to nonresident
- organizations about S.
100000. The Southern States
are contributing SoO,OOO,OOO a
year to nonresident orga,riza-
tons for life ins,rarceprenlilns
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-04-26

The Amount of Stock Already
Sold is Sufficient to Enable the
Company to Compete With Any
Southern Life Insurance Co.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-01-06
LEFT ON her DOORSTEP
FOR THIS MOTHER

Mrs. A. G.. Tuson, Of Livermore. Cal,
writes: II picked up from my door
step one day little book in which I
soon became very much interested.
My little girl of FIVE years of age had
been troubled for a long time with
loss of appetite, extreme nervousness
and undue fatigue. She was all run
down and in very delicate condition.
This little book was very compre-
hensively written, and told of the new
method of extracting the medicinal ele-
ments OF the Gods liver from the oil.
/ eliminating the obnoxious oil which il
80 hard for children to take.
Just the thing. said /, for my little
daughter and l Immediately went for
bottle Of Vinol. 1t helped her won
derfully. She has gained rapidly In
mesh and strength, and she does not
take cold half so easily.
Il am extremely grateful for the
good IL has done her, and / hope other
mothers who have weak, delicate or
ailing children will be benefited by nv
experience and just give Vinol q trial"
J. c. AVIS. Druggist
BERRYVILLE. VA.