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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1909-12-01
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Want ads should be left at either the missouri
| store The Drug Shop. The Mlssourlah ohi'e' VI
Box in Academic Hall.
All want ads cash in advance.
FOR SALE Newspapers, Printing
Plants, Farms, Town Property; Bar
gains. Davis Land Co., Bowling
Green, Missouri.
FOR RENT-A large well lighted room
on second floor Inquire 3O7 College
or phone 515 Red.
FOR RENT-Furnished room with or
without board for one or two stu
dents at 1902 University Ave. Phone
757 Red.
ROOMS AND BOARD-New house.
modern; one block west of Aca-
demic Hall. 512 South Fifth.
FOR RENT:-Flve fine rooms IN
second floor in new modern house,
new furniture. Convenient to Uni
versity. 203 South Sixth Street.
FOR RENT-Front room. new. modern
house Also board for $50. 1906
Walnut St, phone SO green.
FOR RENT-Two rooms at No. l.
Waugh Street; we'll furnished.
FOR RENT-Furnished room on first
floor; IS per month. Apply AT l.
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LOST-An G-fashiuned brooch with
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FOR RENT-Two excellent rooms iu
house where there are no Other
roorers; bath to be used exclusively
tor these rooms. 3G9 S. ith Phone
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the Neon the latest song sensa-
ton; ever? body sings it. pc copy.
postpaid. Address Ckas +. Maxwell.
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WA%IEE-Goommate for engineer
il: new, modern house near the uni
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South Ninth Street.
ROOMS for rent 5ls S. 9Th; well
heated, on second floor: for married .
couples without children.
ROOMS-A few choice rooms in Low /
ry Hall for rent. See manager. room
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Los Angeles herald., 1909-11-07

RATHER INDEFINITE

In a little depot hotel down in Illinois
party of men, among whom was Will
liam Jennings Bryan, were waiting for
a late night train. The landlady,
typical native, was the only woman
present.
After the talk had run the gamut of
political questions 1t finally turned upon
the alleged inability of women to see
the point of a joke as readily as men.
Col. Bryan took the ground that a sense
of humor was as much a part of the
feminine makeup as 1t was of a mans,
but that 1t merely lacked opportunity
for development.
ITO Illustrate" said the colonel, take
the story of party of Americans who
were on an excursion steamer in the
Aegean sea. When approaching the
Grecian coast the party assembled
about the rail to enjoy the scenery,
which with the late afternoon sun on it
was very beautiful. One lady turned
inquiringly to gentleman to her right
and said:
what is that white off there on the
horizon%
"That,' he replied, is the snow on the
mountain
"'Well, that's funny the woman re-
piled. My husband said ii was grease
All the men in the group laughed
heartily at the colone's story. Only
the landlady was silent. She looked
puzzled. Finally she said:
But, Mr.. Bryan, how did the grease
get on the mountain"
Los Angeles herald., 1909-11-07
WELL GUARDED TRADE SECRETS

There are two trade secrets, at least,
that the world at large may never
learn. One is the Chinese method of
making the bright and beautiful color
known as vermilion, or Chinese red;
and the other is a Turkish secret-the
inlaying of the hardest steel with gold
and silver
Among the Chinese and the Turks
these two secrets are guarded well.
Apprentices, before they are taken for
either trade, must swear an ironclad
oath to reveal nothing of what passes
in the workshop. These apprentices,
Furthermore, must belong to families of
standing must pay large sum by way
of guarantee and must furnish certh-
Gates of good character and honesty
These secrets have been handed down
faithfully from one generation to an
other for hundreds Of wears
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

rooms were decorated with weapons pf all descriptions, each associated with some great warrior, the pistols Napoleon carried at Waterloo, the cross bow of Rob Roy, etc The guide, a witty old Scotsman, had many tale to tell of the different relics which were very interesting.
 Flpm here we were driven to Drey. bury Abbey, beautiful old ruin, the burial place Of Scott After wander ing around in these ruins we went to a quaint little inn where we had luncheon.
 At 2:30 we again drove through the beautiful scenery 10 Melrose Abbey. Although we did not see it by moon. light, as Scot advised, it was :.sace most interesting by the guide who re- cied line after line of Seott's poems. After tea at another little inn we took the train back to Edinburg, ar irving at the hotel in time for 8 o'clock dinner.
 We have all fallen in love with beautiful, old, grey Edinburg and are sorry that we must now pack our grips. for tomorrow we say goodbye and make our next move to London.
 P. S.--Just few little items we forgot:
 We had just a little difficulty in getting used to the different currency. but after We were short changed a few times we caught on and are now ready for London but will have to for get it and learn anew again in Paris
 We are quite charmed with the double decker street cars and we all ways take seat up top. And then the flowers; everywhere we see flow CTS. You can get large punches of the most beautiful sweet peas, dais. ies and other kinds for only sixpence, that is 12 cents in American money.
 And we must not forget to tell you of the large. luscious strawberries served with rich cream for only 3d.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
WHY NOT STOP THAT ITCH? Druggist R. C. Morris Assures Relief
 ith Every 25 Cent Bottle.

Druggist R. c. Morris of this town says that he has found indisputable proof that eczema can be cured-not in one or two cases. but in scores of cases which he has studied.
 He would. of course. not think of making such a recommendation to his neighbors and patrons. were 1t not that years and years of success with D. D. D. Prescription enables him to speak of this remedy with confidence. 1t Is gentle, soothing wash with the mild oil of wintergreen as base. Aall the cures seem to be ornament. al any rate, trial bottle at 25 cents will take away the itch at once~-in.. stantly. We are sure of this.-R. c. Morris Drug Go.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
GOMPERs WANTS
 LIABILITY LAWS DEATH RATE IN THE MINES IN AMERICA IS LESS THAN IN
 EUROPEAN MINES Declares That the Lawyers Will Keep Them from Getting the Wsest
 and Best Laws

New York. Nov Samuel Com peqs, president of the American Fed eration of Labor, today at the open ing session of the National Civic Fed orationIs annual meeting, discussed the need Of new employers liability laws
 ''The lawyers will prevent our get ting the best and wisest laws in this natter he said. tThey will have lit. tie difficulty in finding almost insur- mountable constitutional objection for the resources of our constitutional lawyers, for interpretations are limit less.
 "All we can hope for is "a limited progress. For the present let us be with establishing some sem blance demanded by such disasters as the one at Cherry, H."
 John Mitchell said the natural con ditions of mining in this country are more safe than in Europe, but that nearly five men cut of every thousand employees are killed annually. where as in Belgium, England and Germany the average As about one to thous- and
 George M. Cellette of Minneapolis said: The modern damage suit is the most disturbing. expensive and vicious phase of our industrial sys. tenn
 He added: More than half of the millions spent for the relief of dam. aged workmen goes to lawyers and the wolkmen get only 20 to 25 per cent of the total"
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
SLEEPER TRUNK
 CUSTOMS FRAUDS SPEEDY TRIALS WILL BE GIVEN THEM AND No DELAY WILL
 BE PERMITTED.
Secretary MacVeagh Says That He Has Not Been Informed About
 Offers to Drop Cases.

Washington, Nov. 22.--Institution of criminal prosecutions of perpetrators of sleeper trunk frauds. with rami- fications in all parts of the country, the pressing of existing indictments to avoid lapses under the statute of limitations and the customs investiga- ton generally, were discussed at a con ference at the treasury department today.
 Secretary of the Treasury Mac Weigh, Attorney General Wickersham, Collector Loeb of the Port of New York and United States District At terney Henry A. Wise of the south ern district of New York participated.
 Incidentally, Secretary MacVeagh announced that the $2,000,O00 which the American Sugar Refining Com pany, has paid to the government on account of evasion of duties. was re. garded by the government as com plete settlement for all it's underweigh- ing frauds, but that amount affected nc other evasions of duty and in no wise figured as to any other matters and that the government proposed to recover much more money as the re- suit of the frauds and the so-called trust had committed.
 Beyoni the generalization of mil lions of dollars, no one officially can estimate the amount of taxes evaded through the use of false bottom trunk through the use of false bottom trunks. Most of the violators of the law in this respect are dressmakers. The prosecutions for this form of wholesale dishonesty promise to be of a sensational character.
 Secretary M9cVeagh declared today that he had no knowledge of reported offeas' of $600000 and $500, ,000 respect. lively by independent sugar refining companies to the government to drop cases against them.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.

Dr. Detchon's Relief for Rheuma- tism and Neuralgia radically cures in 1 to days. Its action upon the sys- tenn is remarkable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately disappears. The first dose greatly benefits. 75 cents and $1 Sold by Eisele & Hunt Drug. Go.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

real people--thoueh still melodrama.
 Broadway has never been inclined to accept works of the meiodramtic yariety, bit "The Wolf compelled it's attention by pure dramatic and lit elaay worth, and. before they knew it the Broadwayites were, fiuratiyely. on the backs of the chairs engrossed in its absorbing scenes.
 This great success, now on its sec ond tour after it's metropolitan run, will be the attraction at the Auditor ium Sunday and Monday, November 2S and 29
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
1T THE AUDITORIUM
nBreMaters MlIIlons.

'sBeew8ter's Millions the amazing suceess of the psst year in New York and Chicago. will be Tfesented at the Auditorium two nights, Wednesday and Thms,lay. November 2f and 25
 The managers, Cohan anu Harris, declare in a note on the program that they leave it to the audience to de cile whether the play Is a farce melo- drama or tragedy. The dramatiza- tion of McCutcheons book does not touch very strongo on either the comic or fife tragic, but while it lasts il does at amrIse.
 The storm at sea, showing yacht being pitched about. is a most effect i've bit of realism.
 The plot of "Brewsters Millions" offers opportunity for any amount of amuzing situations. An uncle leaves q young nephew about to commit mat rimony, fortune of seven millions cne of the conditions being that he spend "a million dollars in q year and incur no legal faminine responsibili ties
 He must keep the proviso secret, and his efforts to spend his money while his friends endeavor to stop him from what they believe Is an in- sane course. furnishes some very lively Incidents.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
flows Ihisr

Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for ans ease of catarfh that cannot be cured by Hall Catarrh fure.
 F. J CHENEY & co. Toledo. O. Nc. tiie ulsisfsiyied. have known r ]. Cisenay for the last 5 years, md believe him perfectly ho orabe m all business transactions and financially nbc to carry out any obiisnfions niase by his hru
 WALpiNo, hfNNAN < MARVIN
 WAoesaIc Drneaistp. Toledo O. Hnlfs Catariil Cure is taken internally. acting directly upon the blood and ulucoua surfaces ot the syEtefn TcAtnnaBiais sent free. Price 75 cents per hottie Spld by all DrreestaI
 sAr Halls Family iills for constipatiol
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

fingers of every Edinburger to his watch pocket to verify the time of day. From the right of the Half Moon one passes into the Palace Yard where one finds entrance to the Cnown Room, Queen Marys Rooms and the Old Parliament Hall. The Crown Room contains the regalia of Scotland, which for more than 100 years was lost, but at the instigation of Walter Scott was again recovered. Queen Mary's room holds interesting associations with the fair and ua. happy queen. The old Parliament Hall contains a large collection of arms and armous of the relicts of by. gone heroes.
 We next visited the present Parlia ment House where We saw many DOT traits and statues of famous judges and where court being in session. we had the pleasure of seeing the advo. cates in wigs and gowns pacing up and down.
 After a drive around the city we tcok in Holyrood Palace. the place so inevitably connected with the unfor- tunate House of Stuarts. In Darnley's apartments were seen interesting tap estries. pictures and other relics but n1nsf or III taa,e lo,..n "a f;...,or .,, tt,o rooms associated with Queen Mary The once beautiful hangings of the bed and coverings of the chairs are all faded and in shreds now. Here we saw ourselves in the queens mir TOT, the first mirror of Scotland, hay ing been brought from France by Mary.
 Our hotel is in Princes street, just a few minutes walk from many of the places of interest. chief among which are the most tempting stores. In some of our wanderings we chane- ed on a statue of Abe Lincoln which looked mighty good to us. It was erected in honor of the Scotsmen who fell in our Civil war.
 The last day of our stay here the party divided. some taking the trip to the beautiful country of Lake Kat rine and others to the home of Scott. To those who are acquainted with Scott hAr fr. mt Ixf t.ll cyf, dear as the Borderland. Driving along the smooth. pebbled roads we are charmed by the beauty of the country which inspired the poet We first visited Abbotsford, the beautiful home of the Scotts. Here we saw the desk and cid leathre arm chair in his little private library and the winding stair leading to his sleeping apartments. In the larger library were the paint ings of members of his family, ebony chairs and desk and other furniture presented to him by royalty, also a cabinet of curios associated with his tory, the inlaid cross which Queen Mary carried to her execution, hte glass from which Bobby Burns took his toddy. lock of hair from the Duke of Wellington's head. one from Scott's and one from Bonnie Prince CharIie's; the writing pad of Napo- leon and many other things just as in terestIng. The walls Of the other
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
THE AMERICAN HOTEL.

Has quit business and has consigned all the goods therein to the Lewis Storage Co, for sale at Auction. com mencing Wednesday. November 24th, at 10 o'clock. This hotel has fifty five rooms elegantly furnished with Chartered Oak and Mahogany furni- ture, pugs and art squares. iron beds, bed and table linens. In fact, every thing in first-class shape for well equipped hotel, including a $40 range, money safe and office fixtures. Sale at American Hotel. corner Qua paw avenue and Market street rain or shine 11-23-2t
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
DANISH PHYSICAL CULTURE

For women, as taught by Miss M. A. Gibson, in connection with deep breathing. insures perfect health.. Breathe to live, don't live to breathe. Call or write 71s Malvern avenue. Satisfaction guaranteed.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
Charley Granemin.

The distinctly different comedian, Charley Grapewin, will be at the Au- ditorium soon in new play, MT. Gr9pewin has been popular favorite for a long time, as has been attested by the fact that he has stayed in one play over seven years. The new play is called Above the Limit" and the new character is said to be the funniest he has ever played.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
AeentIeman from Mississippi.p

The comedy success of the New York season of 190S-09, "A Gentleman from Mississippi will be acted for the first time here, a' the Auditorium soon. by William A. Brady and Jos eph R. Grismers special company hei3ded by Messrs. Robert A. Fischer and Hans RNbert. Every member Of the cast has played his or her role in the New York run.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

WE RAUL YOUR BAGGAGE AND CHECK SAME 70 yotjR DEsTINA- TON WITHOUT EXTRA CHARGE. CALL AT OUR OFFICE OR PHONE POP. COOPER BROS. LIVERY q TRANsFER co.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
FUEL BILLS CUT IN HALF.

Great saving and eonvenlence~-See me for particulars at ss5 Central ave. nue. Ladies and visitors especially invited N. D. sLIGH.
 1l.l21m
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

Miss Alive Belle Wadley returns to- day after an extended visit to friends in California.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
"The Royal ohef.v

sThe Royal Chef is down for a visit to Hot Springs and will appear at t|he Auditorium on Friday, Novem- Der 26.
 The music of the play is not only catchy, bnl irais scared aimber for number with any ever written for a single production In many day.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE PROMO Quine Tab. lets. Druggists refund money If it fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

state of Arkansas. County of Garland. SIS.
 I. Claude E. Marsh. Cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement Is true to the best of my knowledge and belief.
 CLAUDE F. MARSH. Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 22nd day of November. 1908.
 SCOTT WOOD Notary Public. My commission expires Dec. IT. 1912. CORRECT--Attest:
 D. BEITf.ER
 T. J, O'NEII4L
 HAMP WILLIAMS,
 Directors.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
nThe Wolf.v

The remarkable feature of Play wright Is,issus Walters success with his great play. "The Wolf. IS that .it Is a melodranAa~no the dynamite $xiicle in which the gallery godss de
 ht but a real, life like reflex of
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23
REPORT OF THE CONDITION or The Citizens National Bank

 at Hot Springs, in the state Of Arkan- sas at the close of business, Novemoer l6 1909.
 RESOURCES. Loans and Discounts. ...... $230. 11S. 25 overdrafts, secured and un- secured ............4..Ys.4... 101. 33 U. $. Bonds to secure cir tuldtOH .-.+,. ..s-t+,....... Zo. .VUu .uV Bonds, Securities. etc.. 12,544. .43 Banking house, Furniture. and flNtufes ....-... b,000 Uo Due from National Banks tnot reserve agents) ............ .s25.357 .47 Due from State and Private Banks and Bankers, Trust Companies. and Savings Banks .. s.e4s Due from approved Reserve Agents 4s.et2 80 Checks and other Cash Items ..... 2.sss s2 Exchanges in course of collection ..... 2G0 % Notes of other Ma tionaI Banks ...... 4.2oo % Fractional Paper Cur Gents - ....... M 2s7 7.22 Lawful Money Re- serve in Bank, viz: Specie .. .....ss.. 22. 2s2. DO Legal tender notes <. 15,0 900. % Redemption fund with IT. s, Treasurer f5 per cent of circula- ton l,250. 0O
 Q7 1S1 72
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

 Total ...................... $399,97f 79 LIABILITIES. Capital stock paid in........ $loo. 1000 % Surplus fund ................ 30.000. co Undivided Profits. less expen- ses and Taxes paid ...s.... 7.2ss.i4 National Bank Notes outstand- Dividends unpaid ..$ 60 % Individual Deposits subject to check. l97.7 Al Demand Certificates of Deposit ..-.s 3s,2ss. .2f Certified checks .... 635. co
 237. .Gs2 65 Total ..................... ss9s. .971 79 State of Arkansas County of Garland.
The Sentinel=record., 1909-11-23

at Hot Springs. in the state Of Arkan- sas, at the close of business, Novemoer l6, 1909.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-05
Wanted.

Two mechanics at Llano Grande
who understand wind mill work J.
p. Withers. C5-5-3
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-05
RICE EATERS
THE WINNERS
LOCALS GO DOWN IN DEFEAT BY
SCORE OF 3 To o
Timely Hitting on the Part of the Wis.,
itOrs and Some Ragged Playing by
the Home Team Responsible for
Defeat.

Bay City 5, Brownsville 0, was the
score by which the local team went
down in defeat this morning. 1t was
an exciting game. and the hundreds
of fans who filled the grand stand
and bleachers took the greatest in
terest throughout. The rooters did
their part in fine style. There was a
good crowd of Bay City rooters, who
We'd with the home rooters in yelling.
Timely hitting when needed won the
game for the Rice Eaters, while
some ragged playing on the part of
Brownsville boys helped them to lose
the game. Three times it looked as
though the locals would score, but
they failed to cross the home plate.
All in all it was an excellent exhibit
ton of the national sport. Tomorrow
afternoon at four o'clock the two
teams will again cross bats and again
on Friday afternoon. The story of
this mornings game is told by the
score
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-05
TAKE S0UNDINGS
LAGUNA MADRE
CREW STARTS FROM CORPUS
CHRISTI TO SURVEY CHANNEL
Estimate Cost of Making Laguna
Madre Navigable-WOrk Will Be
Somewhat Slow Owing to Shallow
Water.

Mr.. n. T. Blackburn has arrived at
Corpus Christi and this week started
with a crew of ten men, taking sound
ings and making a survey of Laguna
Madre for the United States govern
ment. The crew will use the schooner
Flour Bluff, also a gasoline launch,
besides three smaller boats in making
the survey. AS the Laguna Madre is
too shallow in many places TO permit
the use of boat, considerable wad-
ing will have to be done, and this Will
necessarily retard the work somewhat
The Laguna Nadre is the connect
ing link in the intercOastal canal be-
tween Turtle Cove channel and Point
Isabel the southern terminus of the
intercoastal The soundings and sur
vey now to be made are to arrive at
an estimate of the cost of making the
Laguna Madre navigable in conformi-
y with other parts of the intercoastal
canal already constructed
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-05

Brownsville. Texas May 5, 1909
Barometer Z p. m. yesterday 1888
Barometer at a. m. today. 1884
Temperature at Z a. m today $40
temp. yesterday. S4.5
Minimum temp. this morning 1873
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-05-05
Official Forecast.

Tonight unsettled weather; Thurs
day continued cloudiness; moderate
sOutherly winds.