The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-31
DRIFT WOOD
Whewi

WheW!
 That weather was something to blow about.
 Girls wore silk stockings yesterday for two good reasons.
 Clark Cremeans who died in West Virginia the other day. at the age Of fife. will probably be used by the pro- hibitionists as their one best argument in future.
 Mir. Taft has just made his eighth trip across the isthmua and Is being greeted by all Panama. Don't know at Shh gstsg ss Sst og gass sd kna @ G Sus R probably glad that it won't be 'possum.
 The nnocking bird and robin have tse a warbiing Q the roses Q the Nay
 Marconi all at once has become the realize real g what a valuable thing the wire less telegraph is
 Trouble is one thing that even. q blind man can nnd without looking TOT.
 Many In this section who have killed hogs have lost most of the joints. this ones,1joilys oSSsPg GSiSs Cor. Grimn tarJ News
 Speaking of 'sast friends if the av craze young man had fewer of that
 More than zse, 1000 rabbits were shipped from Springfield. Mo; to st kets during the past week. Owing to sIaughtered by the wholesale andmany At that rate nobody ought to starye to death.
 There is a possibility that Taft will not include Agricultural Department Wilson. the man with the hoe. in his new freshly varniShed cabinet Wil- sons friends, however, are making ed The farmer down th!s way doesn't give a continental so long as he gets his gyarden seed. William Randolph Hearst contem- plates prosecutinE Governor Haskell for the seizure Of private papers be- Eaas 1nsnS as ss Hssrs scott ssFyznoS tsSFFasz sGs % Brooklyn. Oh. William Randolph can be yellow peril" himself when he tries.
 Mrs. Carrie Nation arrived in Gas. 1 gow Monday where she was greeted l by mob of 5000 people. Her fecep- about S as many were for hustiing her l out of town as there were Tor giving ] her the glad init. IL took 2 whole bunch of policemen to protect her and 1 her friends.
 Chicago has society which has for its sole sg p1rp9set psn they e Ah die cSicagoans M | appear to be as fond of burning their | dead as they do of burning their mOn- I Ed Marshall, the Tennessee night rider, seems to be another Harry Orch ard when 1t comes to the Ananias @Ess.
 Roosevelt came in like a lamb and is going out like a lion hunter.
 Do not put both eyes on your ene- mics; keep one eye on your friends
 Who Is the most important person best guess is that it was her first hus- band.
 When baby has cut his first tooth. if ] you do not have a fit over 1t when It's young mother informs you of the fact, she win cut your acquaintance.
 Speaking of the ''llghtning rod" the rod the school marm used to switch | around your bare legs in the old school house back wonder was every Dit or | aint wcrryin' me,
 Fer l know that soon were goin, ter hev some blossoms in the tree. 1 I know that when this cold wave goes, Mss Spring will soon appear. 1 With her arms all full O roses, an her | heart all full O oh eer. It's jes' little cooler, but the violets
 In their beds. | they'll raise their heads.
 An the blue bird is thtnkin' on the sullfqn CT skies so bright 1 Where in the apple blossoms he'll jes' | sing with all his might, l An the azure sky bendin' down Jes' | like great blue bowl,
 With miles O meadow daisies. putin l joy in your soul l It's jes' little cooler. but atn't the | one to care, For the bees will soon be buzzin' round | the honeysuckles there.
 So I 1es' pull nip the kiver an I snug Il gle down an dream, ,. That fEs summer an I'm hshfn' happy
 F H. A.