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Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

No matter what name is eventually
given the beautiful body of water that
Omaha is about to improve. the pub
lie will enjoy it as much. Cutoff"
is not a wonderfully euphemistic title,
but it has a descriptive quality that
none Of the suggested substitute ap-
pellations provides. The tardy recog-
milton of the lakes attractions should
not operate to deter folks from en-
joying its advantages to the fullest
now that they are within easy reach.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
Check on Thrifty FirebuEs.

Every advance in our boasted "civiliza-
ton" seems to develop some new species
of crime. Pennsylvania some time ago
passed a law providing for the payment
of wages by local authorities to men en-
ployed in putting out forest fires. But 1t
was found that such fires multiplied; and
investigation showed that they had been
purposely set by men anxious to carr IAN
honest living by putting them out So
the law wes repealed.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

1t is told on high authority on the Rlalto
that there are 10000 actors registered in
the agency books of this city, and that
OF these, fully 5000 nave been in town dur
ing July, or are still here, looking for en-
gagements.
The further fact is stated that the man
ayers and their representatives are putting
off the making of contracts as
long as possible. This sinister reason is
given: Every man and woman who is
looking for a job is now asking a salary
three times as high as the same person
will be willing to accept in September
The later the date, the greater the scare,
the less to pay.
There is WEAKNESS without end, disap-
p%ointments without number, calls without
results, the climbing of stairs and the
haunting of corridors, as these thousands
of men and women are chased by fleet
footed hope from one agency to another.
Some of them are looking for fame, soft
jobs and riches.
But the large majority are looking for
work. Merely for some job during the com
ing season that will give them food, cloth
ing and a shelter over their heads. There
is a pathetic side to this quest, but the
agents cannot afford to see It.
1t is their business to engage a man who
cap make money for his employer. and not
merely because he is good to his mother -
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Receipts of wheat at primary
kets are such as to Justify the posi-
ton Of the Department of Agriculture
in it's recent controversy with the
grain gamblers. The drop in price is
also an evidence that somebody was
conducting a corner. Mother Nature
doesn't care whether the price is up
or down, but it is a good thing to
follow her tip.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The mistress of the White House
during President Taylor's time has
Just died, and this recalls the fact
there are a number of surviving mis-
tresses of the White House, but the
only living ex-president is Roosevelt.
The social life of the capitol after all
does not appear to be so strenuous as
it's politics.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

A New York woman has discovered
that she married a bogus count, Pru-
dence would dictate having the alb
stract of title passed upon by a com
petent expert before invest in
such things.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The Persian government has offered
the former shah s25, 900 per year if
he will stay out of Persia. The shah
has not indicated what he will do, but
the world is full OF people who would
be willing TO accept the money on
those conditions.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

John D. Rockefeller insists he is
not responsible for all the views of all
the professors of all the colleges he
has endowed. John D, has been CEN
sured for a good many things, but his
bitterest opponent would not think of
putting such a burden rs this upon
him.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The Fremont men who visited Ak
sar-Ben Monday night expressed the
sentiment that is heartily endorsed in
Omaha. In Nebraska there is room
for all of us and more, and a little
closer working together will be a good
thing for everybody.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Indications are the revolution mi
crobe has started work again in
Mexico, but past experience does not
warrant a belief the disease will be-
come epidemic.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The avalanche OF wheat from the
Kansas and Nebraska fields broke the
price, but King Patten, from his re-
treat in the north woods, sends back
word. Never touched me"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Brooklyn Eagle.

BROOKLYN Eagle.
The sailor whose father was an English
man and whose mother was half Chinese
and half japanese finds that he cannot
become a citizen Of the United States.
Citizenship follows the condition Of the
mother. Neither a native of China nor a
native of japan can become a citizen of
the United States, for naturalization takes
effect on Caucasians only.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Emerson Hough will have to admit
the Weather bureau is doing a more
accurate job of |forecasting than the
men who have been guessing when the
tariff bill would be passed.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Another big coal company has been
made TO disgorge lands illegally OBJ
tanned. BY the time the administra-
tion gets through with the land grab
bers they will not have much to show
for their operations.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The Douglas county democrats may
not be technically in contempt of
court, but they certainly show very
little respect for the judges in the
wording Of their local resolutions.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Interest in the corn show is grow
ing at a rate that astonishes ever the
enthusiastic advocates of this national
exposition. The success which at
tended Omaha's first venture in this
line was such that makes it certain
that the next show will be the great
est Of its kind.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

It has been discovered that the
mulct law in Iowa prohibits the de-
livery of liquor TO private residences,
and that If the occupant wants the
beverage he must rush the can him
self. Evidently the mulct law con-
Lsins more jokers than a funny paper.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
Reaching for some Of the Cream.


st. Louis Republic.
The State department did the right thing
in insisting upon the admission of Amer
lean bankers to participation In that
Chinese railway loan. We are not going
to claim the Pacific ocean as an American
lake, but no European combination can
shut us out of the open door in the
orient.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The Spanish prince who has been
banished for marrying after accepting
the advice of the king is now a full
fledged Knight of the Double Cross.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The Indiana bank cashier who took
all the money In sight cannot be &C
cused of neglecting his opportunities,
whatever other case may be made
against him.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Omaha statistics generally show up
we'll, but the divorce figures published
In a Chicago paper, while they put us
a lap ahead Of Sioux Falls and Reno,
are not a subject of local pride.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Philadelphia inquirer.
We advise Senator Aldrich not to go west
until the tariff bill is signed. He may know
more about what the west needs than does
the west itself, but they don't believe it
out there, and are spelling for a fight.
Keep on this side of the Alleghenies, Mr..
Aldrich.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
Fire EN- Out.


new YORK World.
Fifty thousand able-bodied men are
wanted in the west to help harvest the
crop Of wheat, oats and hay. still, the
park benches are occupied to their full
capacity, and there seems to be a hitch
somewhere in the law Of supply and de-
mnnd
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
NoN Match the KnockIna.
Washington Herald.

washington Herald.
The income tax proposition has been
started on its way rejoicing. We suspecl,
nevertheless. that some elegant hurdles
will be set up along that way.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

willing hands TO garner their store OF
wealth. the congestion of unemployed
labor in the big cities seems ar economic
mistake. The government associations and
private individuals are working together
to bring about a better balance of things,
to the benefit Of all concerned.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
Looks Tint WAY.
Baltimore American.

DR.. Eliot says that the new religion of
this century will have as its cornerstone
the love of God and service to our fellow
men. That, IL true, will dispose of any
future tariff agitation, but it is to be
feared that the world as a triumph of al
truism Is stLll an irldescent dream.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
A joy RIdinE Essential.
indianapolis New!

Don't forget to take an ample supply OF
petrol along with you on your automobile
trip so that there will be plenty left after
lunch. Then. in an emergency, you can
use it on a hot box, or, by melting it, re-
plenish your supply of gasoline.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

With the Glidden tourists snow
balling in the Colorado mountains and
st. Louis b%alloonists caught in an
aerial snowstorm. it was certainly a
chilly day for the sports.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
An Economic MIstnke.

with the Wa department calling ror
more men, the ranks Of the infantry.
cavalry, artillery, engineer, signal and
hospital corps all being short Of their fun
quota, and with the wheat and corn fields
OF the west fairly shTieking for able ana
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Winnipeg is talking about having
an exposition to commemorate the
Of the first effort to settle
the Canadian northwest. The modern
day resident of the northwest is GER
going a pace which would
his predecessor and might show
people something worth seeing.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

An eastern paper announces hat 1t
will send several Of its patrons on a
western trip, going all the a to De
troit. The editor better buy a map
of the United States.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
SALT SULPHUR WATER

also the Crystal Lithium" water from
Excelsior Springs, Mo, in 5-gsllon
sealed jugs.
5-gallon jug Crystal Lithia Water. 81
5-gallon jug Salt-Sulphur water S2.25
Buy at either store. We sell over 100
kinds mineral water.
Sherman & Mcconnell Drug Co.
Sixteenth and Dodge SITS.
Owl Drug Co.
Sixteenth and Harvey Sis.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

If the Kansas professor is correct
that a mans big toe wiggles when he
tells a lie, some men have come close
TO creating perpetual motion.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
Great Men Disarree.


Chicago Record-Herald.
Senator Brown OF Nebraska declares that
Justice Brewers remarks indicate senility.
How unanimously our great men succeed
in dlsagreeing.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Six men arrested IN one night for
wife beating is a sextuple argument
for the institution of a workhouse.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The county assessors in Nebraska
raised a pretty good crop of corn also,
having discovered nearly 100000
bushels in the hands of the farmers.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
pOrariIy should have The Bee
mailed to them. Address Will be
as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

provided the people Of this country would
grant tariff concessions. Is It possible
that the Steel trust neglected to speak to
Uncle Nelse about it7
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The Moors may be poor, benighted
heather, but are demonstrating that
they are first-class fighting men.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Senator Aldrich is said to be suf-
fering considerable Payne in the clos
ing days of the tariff contest.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
LINES TO A SMILE.

-
Winnie wink-It is no use talking. Our
hats take the masculine eye this summer.
Billie Bink-Er-yes Take both eyes If
a chap doesn't dodge quickly.-Puck.
Here are some stuffed eggs for our
lunch; l made them myself"
That proves what Tom said about you
last night
And what was that?"
He said you were no spring chicken
Houston Post.
II heard someone of your constituents
say you never betrayed a trust"
1T is doubtless another of those insin-
uating SANDERS replied Senator Sorghum.
1 never had any confidential relations
with a trust in all my ife.-Washington
Star.
Why did your firm back out of that
Wen, the silent partner made an awful
roar about 1t, and we had o.'-Cleveland
Leader.
Mary Queen of Scots. looked at the
basket waiting for her pompadour.
Anyway, 1t isn't a military peach bas-
Having thus consoled herself, she sig.
nailed to the cutlery expert to get busy
Judge.
whats the difference between a Jour
nalist and a reporter" asked the Sweet
Young Thing of her newspaper admirer.
"A journalist" he responded with a
fixed CLASSY stare and set teeth, lis a
man who gives vivid flaming word pic
lures OF a vast conflagration. A reporter
just writes up big fires-Baltimore Amerl.
can.
What an ideal business n old
Charon would rave made for a theater,
instead Of being wasted on a phantom
ferry"
'Why?"
Because he could make sven the dead.
heads pay their y."-Indianapolis News.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

State Of Nebraska, Douglas county, S..
George 3. Tzschuck. treasurer OF ny
Bee Publishing Company, being dlIy S"oIm
says that the actual number OF Illl "
complete copies OF The Daily. Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during 'ne
month ~ Tupa 1oOo Une as follows.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

President Taft might try a 'possum
dinner on the tariff conferees.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Net Total. ...................l,2S s,osO
Daily Average. 4l,26s
GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK.
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn to
before me this LIST day of July. 1903
CSeaD NJ. p. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
|2O% Off
2O% OFF
Quality and Fit

The quality of the Browning, King &
Co. clothing is its first recommendation.
1t is made to fit and to hold its shape.
Our sun-defying Serges and our tropical
worSteds-Worn with or without the waist
coat-cannot be exCelled in any respect by
the merchant tailors.
$500 to $4,000, with 20 per cent dis
count, now $1,000 to $2400.
In our boys department we are giving
Is per ct. discount on wash suits. 20 per ct.
off on all light weight wooden clothing.
YOU choice of any childs' straw hat
we have left for 81 .00-worth up to $3.50.
BroWnin9, Ming s CO
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R. S. WILCOX Manager.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
Around New York

nipples on the Current Of Life
as seen in the Ores American
Metropolis from nay to nay.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28
NEGLECTED. lunch.

Sa. Paul Pioneer-Press.
Now It comes out that rance was figur-
ing on listing steel common on The BOurse
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Jack Binns, the original c. Q. D. man,
has asked Judge Bischoff of the New York
supreme court to prevent the Vitagraph
company of America exhibiting moving
pictures based on the wireless operators
services on the sinking ship. The court
will sift the matter on Monday. Mr.. Binns
has also asked for s25 damages P. d. Q.
His plea is that as he has won first
fame In a new field he wishes to retain
it untarnished by films and mistaken by
the moving of Fictitious pictures. The
thing that hurts him the most is that
another man was dressed In an ill-fitting
uniform and posed as Jack; and those who
have seen the pictures declares that he is
even homelier than Jack himself. Worse
vet, the imitator cut up a lot of antics
before the camera that no self-respecting
wireless operator would perform, even
though a ship were not sinking under his
feet. 1t is Binns' intention to push the
suit.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Father Knickerbocker Is 2S years old,
but he is still learning things about
women. His latest experience may be OF
value to younger and callower cities, so
declares a writer in Success Magazine.
Some time ago William G. McAdoo, who
has built up a thriving little business under
the Hudson river, running rains between
New York and the United States, set aside
a special car for the exclusive use Of
women. The people hailed the innovation
with Joy. Here, at last, women could ride.
safe from iostling, safeguarding, tobacco
scented men. True, some fun was poked
at the Jane Crow" cars, and there were
sly suggestions about mirrors, and per-
fumery, and powder boxes, but neverthe-
less Mr.. McAdoo was hailed as a public
spirited business man and a perfectly
lovely gentleman. Polite uniformed at.
PENDANTS at the stations informed women
of the special car and everything went
beautifully.
There was only one drawback to the
scheme. The women would not use the
car. Giving the uniformed attendants, oh,
such a look, the women crowded into the
co-educational department, leaving their
special car half empty. After three
months trial the gallant Mr.. Meade has
ordered the women's car discontinued.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

The indignation caused by the Sigel
atrocity in New York's Chinatown was
short-lived. Business in that locality is as
great as ever and Caucasians pay the bill.
II is a mecca for sightseers and its res
taurant keepers are reaplng a harvest by
dispensing chop suey, "China's national
DISH That delectable mystery is one of
the many pipe dreams OF Chinatown's.
New York prices range from IS cents to
SO and 81 a bow in the Chinese belmont
cos, where small change is ignored. While
the chop suey establishments are reach.
ing out with the new decorations and
dishes and a general air of prosperity to
attract the wandering custom Of novelty
seekers, they ave a well established
clientele, which is numbered up In the
thousands and can be absolutely relied
upon.
Sunday night is the gala time Of the
chop suey places. outside the streets are
filled with pushcarts and vendors Of vege-
tables, most Of which come from the
farms at Astoria, L. l., where Chinse vege-
tables are raised-the small Chinese mush-
rooms, bamboo sprouts. strange varieties
of cabbages and herbs that the American
housekeeper wots not of.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Why did your firm back out of that
deal?"
Wen, the silent partner made an awful
roar about 1t, and we had to. "-Cleveland
Leader.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Winnie Wink-It is no use talking. Our
take the masculine eye this summer.
Billie Bink-Er-yes. Take both eyes II
chap doesn't dodge quickly.-Puck.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-28

Entered at Omaha postofnce as second
MlLL-L
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-10-21

upon his work. His power to inter
est. to sway and thrill his auditors,
is acknowledged, and the Public,
the great Public, who paw their dol
lars and cents to he amused and an.
,ertained, are sure of getting value
received One Of the most promi-
nent dramatic writers OF the day Is
Mr.. Edwin Milton Rovle He wrote
."Mollv Moonshine, !" which served
~ vehicle for Miss Marie Cahi|l
and her louc skir,pd chorus, and in
cidentallv line her Golfers with dol
lar, followed hv Cleo" written Tor
Mrs. Leslie Carter, aud afterwards
plaved hv MISS Nance O'Neil, also
the "Suuawmau" which Mr.. Faver-
sham PLAYED for one entire season
At WalIacks' Theatre, New York
and this last season the demand Tor
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-10-21
TEACHERS Of BOIIinger County!

There will BE- no County association
this year, as numbcr ot our tench,rs
desire 20 attend the Southeast Missouri
Teacher association 81 Fr,dcucaoWa.
h be held Thanksgiving uay aui the
tWo succeeding daya
Neither Madison nos Capa counties
will hold county meetings 0virg 10 this
fact.
will hold township moeurga Tor
teachers. Ne required uy nv; the hrst
Will bc hc.d At pongop. Liberty town
ship. November Il, or Tho FIRST Saturday
in November
Shoot ,ffctu ard parents ar. cordially
invited to attend our m.cuUgs Discus
slous viii he on Graduation, Courc ~
Study. Hssding Circle Wors and -cn.a,
management generally.
All teacher, iu tho au.sr ulwrl town
ship arc expected 'ua'ieua Those sho
fail to at,e0d their township meeting
will fofiei, the r,rcva. = their rcrs6-
GATES,
Study the subject, 20 discussion and
come prepared 'a MAKE short taxi an
each oae.
tst us maAs uar rsrurgs worth
while" so that parent. nN, Hs induced
q surpa sud .o.a i1 ttc discussions
Bolhug,r 5a.niy sh.a.a sraa gaod
delegation - FndrurkiHvo
Mutually yuH',
" x. FAHHkE, Sup'.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-10-21
Stockholders Meeting

Notice Is hereby given that the annual
meeting OF the stockholders OF the Bank
ut Marble Hin will he held AT the bank
irg house in Marhtc Hill, Bolinger
county, Missouri, on Monday, November
~, 1909, between the hours Of O'Clock
a. m. and O'Clock p, m, for the purpose
OF elecuus seven directors OF said bank
for the ensuing year and tor the trans
action OF any other business that may
come before the meeting.
c. A. SANDER, President.
q. h. SNIDER, Cashier,
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-10-21
A HAPPY INSPIRATION.

What does q successful dramatic
authors name mean tn the Public?
1t is u guarantee TINT they will yet
their money! worth, it means that
the author has met and run the
gauntlet vi the dramatic critics. the
harles, people in the world To rle"sr'
They have Sc, their seal OF approval
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-10-21

the county can excuse himself ny
saving, II never heard of H." So
come out, one and all, and let's
make this the beginning of n new
era in road work in old Bollinger,
so that the day will become an
anniversary and be observed by
future generations.
Respectfully,
J. NJ. ZIMMERMAN,
Highway Engineer.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1909-10-21
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