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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
Queer cl.rst.

A party Of miners calling at IN inn
in Llangollen during the absence Of
the landlord were shown into the best
room. which. on his return. caused him
to demonstrate. His wife. however.
explained that q lot of money had
been spent and That seven bottles Of
claret had already been drunk.
"Claret!" said be- why. sold the
last bottle the other day. You've been
giving 'em catchup"-From Random
Recollections; OF q Commercial Trav-
eler."
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
The Lost Donkey.

In Turkey they tell stories about
Nasr-ed- Din and his donkey. Once upon
a time when the donkey was lost Nasr.
ed-Din went about seeking ii. at the
same time giving thanks as he went.
why do you give rhanks?" asked
his friend. 81 see no cause for thank.
fulness."
Cause enough" was the prompt re-
ply. why. man alive. If had been
along with that donkey I'd have been
lost too"-New York Tribune.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
Tho Usual Ihina.

Whats the proper thing at we'd
rling:"
Wish the pair happiness and tell
ryprylOly else there's no earthly
rllilice for it."-Louisville Courier
journal.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
An Arbitrary Classification.

$50 you think every patriot has u
more or less clearly defined ambition
to hold public Officer"
"Yes." answered Senator Sorghum.
las rule. patriots may be divided
into two classes-the appointed and the
disappointed. "-Washington Star.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
Badly Expressed.

For heavens sake. be careful with
that rife. man" exclaimed u lnusketry
instructor. You just missed me that
time"
did !. sergeant? I'm awfully sorry"
responded the Indifferent marksman.-
London Fun.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
A Homs Body.

$50 your husband always stays in
the house nights" said one woman.
YES" answered the other. Once
Hiram gets settled down In front OF
his iireside you can't get him out Of
doors even to bring In an. armful of
wood
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20

The house was all paid for. Mother
was exultant. iubilant. reiterative.
Say, mother" burst out s;x-year-old
Paul eagerly, print 1t on your cards.
mother. print it on your cards"-De-
Iine;tOr
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
A Famous Poem.

]. G. Francis. the publisher of Lon-
don Notes and Queries. has brought
out volume of "reminiscences. One
Of his quotations records the editorial
rejection Of Campbell's "Hohenlinden"
by the Greenock Advertiser. 1t runs
thus:
T. C.-The lines commencing ION Lin
den when the sun was low are not up to
our standard. Poetry is evidently not 4.
CTS forte.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20

There ~ Il Irlr'dnx in pride-it makes
a,iie men ritlnllulls hut prevents
others frDiu becoming so.-Co!ton.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
Use For the Anchor.

Captain" remarked the nuisance
on shipboard who always asks foolish
questions. what is the object In
throwing the anchor overboard:"
Young man." replied the old salt.
do you understand the theory of
seismic Disturbances? Well. we throw
the anchor overheard to keep the
ocean from slipping away in the fog"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20

SHE WAS PLEASANTLY SUR.
PRISED.
Miss H. e. Bell, Wausau, Wis. writ.
es: BE fore commenced to take
Foley's Kidney Pills had severe pail
In my back, could not sleep, and WAS
greatly troubled with headache. The
first few doses of Foleyis Kidney
Pills gave me relief, and two bottles
cured me. The quick results surpris-
ed me, and can honestly recommend
them"
For sale by Anders & Philipps.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-10-20
OH!

How did you act when he pro-
posed:"
~ sank gracefully on one knee"
How rldlcnlous! What in the world
did you sink on your knee for?"
ION his knee. not e."-Houston
Post.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
sum OF S18,000,O0O
IN $4,000 NEW CARS
Equipment to Move 100000,
600 Pound Loan OH the
Pennsylvania.

PITTSBURG. Pa, Nov. 6.-Moro ear
orders are soon TO he placed by the
Pennsylvania company for the lines
west, Inquiries sent out last week have
come to the car building companies for
5000 new steel cars of the standard
type, 100000 pounds capacity, for de-
livery next year,
This inquiry is in addition TO the
10000 ears of the "battleship type
on which car companies are bidding.
The Pennsylvania company now has
under consideration Il total of $4,000
steel cars for 1910 delivery valued ut
about $1S,000,000,
In connection with the new 5000 car
order, the railroad is asking for speci-
tications that include steel wheels for
that lot of cars. The big order for
:. battleShiph cars with n carrying ca.
pacity of seventy-sevcn tons each will
also include all-stee wheels, as it is
the use of these wheels that makes the
larger ears possible.
The railroad officials stated yester-
day that nil told the Pennsylvania
would probably be in the market for
100000 steel wheels in 1910 for freight
cars alone.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

completed rs far northwest az Fluvuu-
na, which viii be its terminus for the
present.
Under n new system effective Novem-
ber ! on the Northern Pacific. no two
trains ON the entire system will have
the same numcral It provides for 1000
numbers, certain series being assigned
10 each division.
G, \, Morse, chief engineer Of the
SAINT Fe at Topeka, has been given iur-
lsdiction over the entire system, With
headquarters in Chicago, in place of w.
E. Storey. promoted
Florian Cox. paymastcr and purchas-
lug agent of the Louisville, Henderson
Il St Louis, has resigned, effective Jam
Mary |, and viii be succeeded by II. d.
Ferry, agent OF the company at Clov.
crport.
1t is understood that the western rail.
ways plan u discontinuaucc of tho 80
per cent reduction in rates on goods
returned TO manufacturers as unsuitable.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
END OF A RED NOSE.
New Flesh-Colored Product That Heals
and Hides Skin 1mpeyfections,

A peculiar feature of poslam, n new
skin discovery, is TINT it Is naturally
llesh-colored and contains no grease, so
that when used on the face for the com
plcXion, or for pimplcs. red noses. or
any other infammations, blcmshes, or
discolorations, it's presence cannot be
detected. 1t can thus be applied In the
day time, the natural color of the skin
being Immediately restored and tho act.
ual healing and curing process accom-.
plished in few days. It can be had OF
any pharmacist who sells pure drugs
Tho T. J. Hill Drug CO., make a spe
cialty of il, Fifty cents worth vii,
answer either for tho troubles men
toned or in curing ordinary cases of
eczema. itching stops at once,
Any one who VIII write 20 the Emer-
gency Laboratories. No 80 West
Twenty.fifth Street. Now York. can Sc.
cnrc, by mail free of charge. supply
sufficient 10 cure small eczema sur
race or clear complexion overnight
and remove pimples in twenty, four
hours
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
PRESCRIPTION FOR KIDNEYS

Tho following prescription is the best
obtainENle for weak or dcranged kid.
neyS ahd bladder :'Oue-half ounce
MuraN compound. oue.h half ounce Fluid
Extract Buchu. six ounces good, pure
gin. Take one or two teaspoonfuls
three times day, after meals. Any
good druggist will furnish or mix these
Ingredients.
Pains ia tho back. rheumatic pains
in joints, soreness in hips or groin. fire.
qucnt or highly-colorcd urination, diz-
ZlncSs, puiliness under the eyes, all in
dicatc Kidney and bladder trouble and
should be promptly attended 10. rs
dreaded Bright's disease or diabetes
will surely follow.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
WHAT RAILROAD MEN SAY
WHEN THE BOSS IS AWAY

\ certain train dispatcher received
Tic following by wireless from The
place where all good railroad mcu GO
The place 10 which they frequently and
ierveutly consIgn the boss And he
las made public his revelation that rc.
Guces The book of rules 10 a frst
grade primer, He discourses thus:
What is q book of rules? A book
preserved III The trainmaster office
under lock ana KEY.
What is standard time? The time
mat always comes IN the middle of a
train order
What is wire chief? The man who
warts until the dispatcher is busy and
then takes the wire.
What is a traiumastcr clerks Tho
man who collects cigars from boomer
hrakcmcn and hands out the examiua.
ton books.
WHO examines the mcn7 The night
chicf dispatcher
What Is a railway commissiou7 A
lody OF men appointed by the state for
thc purpose of Instructing railway Of.
ilcla!s as TO The proper method of con-
Quoting their business, how 10 make re.
TOrts. etc
How much railway experience arc
ihey, required 10 have7 None.
What IS a grievance committee? A
body of worthy and well-dualifed foch.
biologists whose duty is to interpret
ambiguous portions Of agreements for
ihc. OBLIGATION Of the general mana ger
and The benefit Of the service.
What is a car inspcctorl The banc
Of the vardmastcrs existence. He tests
the arr and is guaranteed under the
pure food law never TO move fast
enough to raise n sweat
How much time is he allowed for the
AIR test? -Four hours, but he only
uses two.
What is train? An engine or more
than one engine (apd caboose) run for
the primary purpose of enabling train
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

and enginemcn to make 5000 miles OF
moro month.
Do train and engiuemen assist the
dispatcher IN getting trains over the
road when close TO the l6.hour limit
They did once, but the dispatcher
dropped dead; since which time the
practice has been discontinued.
What is IN opcratorl A graduate
of a ham foundry plucked before nc
is ripe.
How much does lie improve after he
gets n job? None; he gets worse
What are I'M operator S duties1 To
receive and deliver train orders.
Does he do so2 No. he stands on the
station platform until tho train has
passed and then informs the dispatcher
of its passage.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

road has deliberately ignored certain or
ucrS OF the commission These orders re-
puircd the company TO build thirteen new
stations. To remodel sis others and TO
lay many Side tracks: and II they are
not soon compiled with The commission
proposes To- enforce the heavy penalties
provided by law for failure To comply
with such orders.
The 1ndiana railroad commission. In
order 10 lesson the hazard of line wires
TO railway employees, hHs asked stoam
ana electric roads tu furnish The COM
mission with a list OF all tclcgraphic
ana telephone wires crossing their ira cks,
with details; This with q view TO order
ING al dangerous wires properly secured
against the possibility OF their coming
IN contact with. or being crossed by. line
wires or hIgh-tcnsion trolley wires.
The Canadian railway commission has
issued an order iuStructinE the Canadian
laltwllH doing an international business
10 erect train conductors 40 use their
efforts to prevent undue interference with
through passengers 10y United states Gus
toms officers and To report I'll eases OF
lEcivillty coming 10 their attention
II. \. Fairchild. chairman OF the Wash
lnglou railway commission, Is quoted as
saying That many OF the freight tariffs Of
the State have been I'm force since the
advent of tho Northern Pacific, I'm 1884,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
PORTRAIT AGENTS,

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Bromidos. very fine. Crayon, Sepia
French Pastel. and the very latest In
Portraits. EnUrl!nes. some thing beautiful:
all the latest designs In Picture Frames.
We are the cheapest house in tho blisi-
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Free
Crescent Portrait Studio, 920 Montana
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
S11.O0 Blankets, S6.S.
$500 ConforterS, SlO.@
A QUICK SERVICE STORE

Should you want something in hurry nS'
the place. Departments close together, CONVENE
ly arranged to expedite shopping. Our men :
women, trained in their respective departDs''
alert to help. quick to suggest. The proper "
selected, skillful wrappers with nimble nuS')
speed the parcel back TO you. Your puIcn'"
made. Thank you
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

The hungarian government has p com
mission which examines into all pur
cHascs made for the railways (by far the
larger part OF which 80 works itselD and
reports how EuCh was tho product of for
SlEn and how mucn Of Hungarian in
dustry. ana cndcavors TO point out what
imported articles might havr been pro-
duccd at home. IL has recently reported
Tor 1901. when the railways purchased
lillcles 10 The amount of $40. II0. 600 OF
which l?9 per cent was imported against
lS5 per cent the year before. This waa
due chiefly TO the fact that the railways
paid $4,000, oon FOR foreign coal in 1907
and only s., 900. 900 in 1906.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
Card of Thanke

William Clure wishes to thank hi
many friends for the attentions paid b
them IN his recent bereavement i'm th
death Of his loving wife.
WILLIAM CIURE.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
EXCURSIONS OGDEN RACES
Via Oregon Short Line

$i.1O round trip, daily except SUNDAYS
to November 10. Train leaves | u n,
Last train returning leaves Ogden $50
p. IN.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
Blankets and Comforts Underpriced

September and October year ago snowy and cold
This year they mild and Warm weather uns
blankets we re forced to cut prices TO compel to take m
of our hands Anticipate your winter and thank @
weather man for the saving
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

The Georgia railway commissions by Il
unanimous vote. raised the passenger
rates on the Georgia railroad ryom 2j to
- cents mile. The commission sent n
rate expert and an expert accountant to
examine the compgny'E books. and ex-
sideration the density of population along
the linc, as we'll as its character. the cx-
lstlmg maximum passenger rate was not
sufficient
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

although many rates have been lowered
where concerted action has been taken by
commercial bodies, and rates on grades
nave boon decreased materially. The
commission feels that IL now has the In
formation necessary 10 enable IT TO pass
upon the entire schedule OF rates on roads
operating In the state. and u intends to
Ihaliengo the rcasona6lcncss of al! tariffs
in the state.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
Railroad Commissions

Tho Arizona railway commission does
not sit mp nights nursing its dignity on
the contrary It's mOdCsty seems cNCcs-
siEe. Instead of issuing orders To the
railways 1t petitions them. The petitions
are published, so that II Il railway should
GhJustlN suuh the commission il would
have 10 answer az tho bar OF pubii,,
opinion. The commission recently sub
mlttcd "A petition To the railways OF the
territory FOR reduction OF rates II was
promptly advised by the Southern Pacific
that about December l tho passenger ratio
between Benson and Nogalcs would be
reduced from to 1 cents a mile. Also
u lcduction OF freight rates from tho
east by way OF Clifton VIII po into cfroct
January j OF 29a per cent on all classes
OF freight between I'll Paso and Clif-
ton.
INC railway commission or the state
of Washington has summarlly denied a
petuon OF Tn" Great Northern apparent
" without giving reasons. because the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
EPILEP! Y
st. YituS Dance, Stubborn Ner-
yOus Disorders, Fits

respond rcedily and Immediately Ia the
remarkable treatment that has for IS
years. hecn standard remedy for these
'rouo!cs-il:. klinc's Great Nerve Re
atoT"r. T. is prescribed especially for
FREr these diseases and Is not 4
i'''i1 rurr-all. It's beneficial cf-
TRIAL Isstio, IsstS are p,,i!9Iaiea immediate and
NIIppIY mend II and druggists sell
''oA Ii II. Please tell any sufferer
that we viii cheeriully send. without
charge: full size So supply IN order to
prove It's wonderful virtues Dir. KLINE
Institute. Branch 80, Philadelphia. Pc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
S1.50 Comforters, 85c.

Ten bales silkoline covered COM
forters for three quarter beds. Our
regular Sl.50 grade for Monday only
Soc.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07


GUTHRIE. Okla. Nov. 6.-That the
loss to the Atchisop Topeka & Santa
Fc railroad i'm Oklahoma due to the two.
cent passenger law was Sl30. 800 for the
wear ending November 80. 1908, ON the
Interstate husiness alone, is the contcn-
7ion set forth in an affidavit filed in
the United states district court, YES
fcrlav, bv James Peabody, statistician
for that company. The document fur
thcr asserts that although the Santa Fc
carried 237.44I more passengers iu 1905
than during 1907. its total passenger
earnings in 1905 show a loss Of $65.-
J25. Owing To the compulsory low
ccipts for tho wear ending 1908 Showed
y decrease of over 100000 The afi.
davit was filed in fhc case of the rail
roads which arc attacking the state
constitutional provision for the rcgula-
lion OF railroad rates.
STAMFORD. Tex. Nov. G.-An-
rOunccmcnt IS made today that the Chi
cago. Burlington 4 Quincy railway Svs-
tom has absorbed the Stamford North.
western railway. The transfer was
Iuadc at n meeting in this city when
Gcorg" 3 Harris o. New York WAS
elected president
TOPEKA. Kan. Nov. 6.-Thc su.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
Domestic
Specials
65c Flannels 39c.

All-wool heavy twill Hannels
IN navy, gray and brown.
Worth regularly 60c and Csc,
for Monday and Tuesday, 39c.
25c for SOC and 60c Scotch
plaid flannels, In dark colors
only, but they won't last long
at the price, 25e.
Heavy fleeced kimona We
lour, mostly IN dark grounds in
japanese and Persian designs.
The regular 15c grade for Mon
day at, per yard, Zoe.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
S2.25 Comforters, S1,48.

Five bales silkoline covered com.
forters, largest size, filled with soft
American cotton. Prettily stitched
10 fancy scroll designs. Worth reg
ularly S2.25. Choose al 81 .1S.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
WIRES

For railroad news originating IL
Ogden. see ogden Department in this
paper.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
$500 Blankets, S2.45.

10 PAIRS gray wooden S4.00 blan-
kets. L.s full size, for Monday only at
100 pairs $500 wool plaid blan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

Tribune Want Ads,
| Bell Main 5000. Indenendcns pfo
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

kets, full size. in pink blue g,
brown and black. sell Monday i"'
pair, S2.45.
S11.OO Blankets, S6.@'
The famous st. Mary S wool :.
shrinkable blankets IN White ,S
gray, that sell regularly Ior s1N'
for Monday at S6.95.
$1,000 Comforters, SlU.@'
One of our finest silk down 81 -,
forters, silk covered. size OK, x
worth regularly $500, at siuS
This $1,000 fancy PLAID stss .s,,
blanket is the largest PLAID p1s
made. We have only forVtt
pairs of this number, and We - -
sell them all Monday at lTl =
$500.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
1T HAS NO EQUAL,
The Royal Cement Burial vau,,
Manufactured by the
ROYAL BURIAL VAULT co

This vault is aIr. water ana :.
proofIsndorsed by health au,,s u ,serss
We We snip trih to any part Of the state and !.
crG. II they do not handle thcr,u ,u"asttai
the company, 625 Boston Euiidi;, ,aadfss
Lake. or phone Ind. G257 81
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07

There is a waist, skirt or dress
pattern 10 be picked up in the
wool remnants at saving.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
Dresses at half-price! Dresses for any
for less than cost of material! Buy

Says our suit chief to the writer ''You can't make
this too strong these dresses up the minute in
STYLE and the workmanship couldn't be better En-
phaSlze the fact that it is the seasons best bargain
All the writer add, then is that the dresses are
samples bought by New York buyer at lust half
price. Each dress shows the characteristic style
points and the smart lines wrought by skful tailors
The materials chiffon broadcloths, vevets
pruneas, French serges; Come in ali colors
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
Specials in Women's al
Children's Hose.

Fine wool ribbed hose fcr
boys and girls, Supply your
wants now at, per pair, o5c.
A splendid hose is this one q
cashmere for ladies, Fast blaI
with gray heel and toe Spetiu
for Monday and week 25c,
Mems worSted hose, half bog
of extra heavy quality, IN bla.s
and oxfords, special at, per pau'
15c.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-07
$1.25 Silks 69c.

This lot includes Faille corded
messaIines worth Sl.00 yard, in
all the best shades; and satin OF
toman silks in all colors aud
black. These last sold for Sl.25.
Choose at, per yard, 69c,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1909-10-06
Operations In Morocco
Will Involve Sending
Heavy Reinforcements
--.Paris Uneasy
APPREHENSION OF INTERNAL
TROUBLES DURING ABSENCE
OF TROOPS-ALFONSO SYM
PATHY is INCLINED TOWARD
MILITARISTS.

PARIS, Oct. 5.-Preparation for
the extension of Spain's operations
in Morocco, involving the sending
of heavy re-lnrorcements, are Great
ing increasing uneasiness in Paris.
Reports from the interior of Spain in
dicate that there is grave danger of
trouble at home when the country
is denuded of troops. The Spanish
embassy here is under heavy guard
day and night and it is feared Bar
celona revolutionists are plotting the
assassination of the Spanish ambas-
sador as means of forcing the gov
ernment to abandon it's repressive
measures in Catalonia.
The extension of the field opera
tions in Africa, to which the governor
is now committed by the dispatch of
reinforcements to General Marina,
the Spanish commander, is further
complicated by the possibility of a
regular declaration of war between
Morocco and Spain.
While the courts are closed it be-
comes the duty of the council of
state to authorize unforeseen ex-
penditures, and rumors are af1oat to-
day of dissensions in the cuncil. 1t
is understood that the military party,
the influence which is growing,
now insists that the military efforts
and sacrifices in Africa must be COM
pensted by the permanent occupa-
tion of the Moroccan coast between
Cape Tres iForcac and Teulan.
King Alfonso is disposed to SYM
pathize with the claims OF the mill
tarists, but an unexpected obstacle
has arisen in the court where the
four liberals who have been opposing
the campaign in Morocco as a mil
itary adventure have been joined by
another liberal, creating a tie.