The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1909-12-30

That mine disaster was jusf abetT
rs bad as possible.
docs farming pay?" asks a Main,
newspaper. II 1t pays in Maine 1t will
pay anywhere.
II has been decided officially thai
Turks are white, even II they do moi
always act II.
Since there are so many excellent
causes to die in, football is not worth
anybody's death.
Death has claimed the sauerkrau'
King and 1t is proper that briny tears
should flow for him.
The pole dash game has been in
vented. The dashes must represent
the unprintable words.
Calamities from unavoidable causes
are pathetic; calamities from avoid
able causes are criminal.
Merry-gorounds are unpopular In
south America, where they are trying
TO get over the revolutionary habit.
The new society for the study and
prevention of infant mortality is vel
come In the long list of worthwhile
institutions.
Come into our store and have q
ht," reads local tailor's ad We sup
pose the "fit" takes place when the
bill is presented.
Latest in the line of inventions is
an automobile equipped as an aero.
plane destroyer. The automobile has
some reason to feel resentful
The Denver scientist who says lin.
burger cheese will cure cancer must
believe those cancer germs have a
sense Of smell well developed.
Sitting In Nome, United States
Judge Is conducting a case in Seattle.
AS the distance is 1000 miles, the trial
cannot help being long drawn out.
DR.. Hills is perfectly safe in max.
Ing prophecies to be fulfilled in the
year 2909, as few of us who hang upon
his words will be here at that time.
Emperor William is satisfied to let
the Wright brothers be monarchs of
the air. II he can be lord of the land
and of the seas that will be enough
for him.
Street dust kills 25 per cent Of
those that breathe 1t, but II they did
not breathe the dust they would pick
up germs, and it's all the same in the
long run.
In spite of their recent rise, eggs
are not ashamed to be seen in COM
pany with the humble ham. IL anyone
still has the requisite price for bring
Ing then together.
Considering that newspapers are
published IN 27 languages in this coun.
try--a fac. not generally known-why
shouldn't the exchange editor have an
Increase OF salary?
A New Jersey institution for the
prevention of tuberculosis has been
named "preventorium." The Eng
Iish language, as well as the human
body, needs defenders.
II is said that the society bellies OF
st. Petersburg are angry over the situ-
alton In Finland, since the officers
who figure largely in social affairs
will now have to leave with their
troops for the recalcitrant duchy and
desirable partners will be lacking In
court-circle dances This is sad, but
hardly the most tragic circumstances
which win arise from the situation
Two bankers in New York have
been sentenced to prison for taking
money for their own use from saw.
ings association of which they were
officials. In sentencing them the
Judge said they were simply plain
thieves. There is great deal In a
name when 1t is used in this blunt
fashion, for 1t strips much of the
illusion from i'll doing.
A New York man is suing his wife
for separation because he says she
stayed out at night and left him to
mind the children and make the beds.
The masculine marital worm is begin
ming to turn. but the high French heel
of modern femininity is set so firmly
on the writhing insect that it is
doubtful If the turn will amount to
much more than a frantic but fugi-
tive squirm.
A Roman paper says that negotia-
tions are going on, on the part of the
American government, for the sale of
house destined to be the seat of
the American embassy" Perhaps the
state department is trying to find a
home for its new ambassador, merely
as a convenience to him, so that it
may be ready when he reaches Rome.