The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-01-07
Cbistles.

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oyer Tiers Fpes yoang mai
VITO inrsrishlY riscs 10 The occhsian
hyef- lnaesd' oyer Fsci he a
elevator cbaneear
Pearl slaii never sEest ~ bin
sssip Raby Yos mean az Pearl :
certainly d.. Jusi wait unia4 ! 80
him. ass ! shlll VEL him 40 100,
~ hrsru't tasted l,guor ior thirty
nine years. Um. isay ! hatcn'i tat
81 liquor iof hine aud thirty years
Well. az. u that boAsi o. hini'
Look out, cried ihe friendly val
ras. Here comes hunier afier you.
don't give wrap. cborilcd The ta'
bearing ssAi, disappearing bvncnih she
waves
The cd Woman Hbollycd IN = shoe
complained d cranped quarters. Why
NOD ~ q Christmas siocsing' they sug-
gcsied. So she immediately adopted
lhs hint
Yes. said The discarded suiior bit
lsrly. would have loved you with real
pAssion, bai my successful rival gives
yoa bot lip service. Oh. she cried,
startled. wbo told you'll
The Doctor Now thai you are go
ing 10 school, Johnny. perhaps you Gan
tell me What happens sben an irresls.
iible force strikes 40 immoyAblc object.
People send for you. doctor.
friend--Do you thiuk when iha,
amateur hunter shot you be did il Just
for Joke or thought you we're really
mArki Victim All | know is be
seemed 10 be making game Of me.
Young mAu. said the stern parent,
! devoted my life 10 business. You are
dcsoting you're 10 pleasure. Well, re
piled the iiippan, youth. that's the good
Oh rule. business before pleasure.
Fond Mamma you were head
o The class today. That's my bright
l,lile boyf Did you study extra hard
70 &c, theref Candid Little Boy
No'mi The other boy stayed home.
Il made my husband cross this AT.
trnoon. SAID Mrs. Caller. How was
lAii qneried Mrs Homer. He was on
the opposite side Of the street, and ]
beckoned him 10 come over, explained
the other.
DO you dictate your speeches TO
stgnographer' No, answered the states.
man who appreciates himself highly,
have 10 write them. A stenographer
wastes too much time laughing aud APP
plauding.
Mrs. Naggs Did you see anything
OF my husband this morningf Mrs.
Homer Yes. Mrs. Naggs Which way
was be goingf Mrs. Homer-The other
way. Mrs. Naggsl might have
known il. He's the contrariest man
tiat ever lived.
--George, dear, did yon see this hand
me vase got for my birthday No.
Where is III Here il is, George Very
pretty. Who gave 1t 10 your Don't
you knowi IN give ii up, Why, you
did. George.
Stage managcr-l wish we could
work ia a few more realistic touches in
tlis woodland scene Now, how would
j. be 10 have some one growl like n
beaf' Anthor-The very thingf Well
call in the criticsl
--Gyef-I started for drive IN the
country yesterday, but my horse balk
. 1 about three miles out. Myer- Sol
What did you dot 6yer-Hired a far
mer ~ hitch his automobile 10 the ami
NAL aud tow him home.
Mrs. DE Flashleirh (dressing for
charity balD-i suppose III have 10
wear all my dlamonde, Llvingsiones
Mr.. De Flashlcigh-Do AS You please.
dear, but il they fatigue you don't ex
poet me 10 lug them around
Il suppose, said the facetious stran-
ger. watching workman spread
carpet from the church door 10 the
curb. that's the highroad 10 heaven
ylu'ie fixing upf No, replied the man;
tlis is merely bridal path.
Yes. ma'am, the las job had wuz
hard on me poor throat. What was
the iob'-lt wuz AT home fer friend
less dogs, mn'am. wuz engaged 10
bark friendly welcome to the homie
ok dogs tibet fell lonesome, ma am,
--Borem- Il think ! hear your faith
ef's step on the stair. 40 perhaps had
better bid You good night. Miss Hitts
tsawnine l---0h, il can't bee father II,
Is a late sleeper. Perhaps us the hired
girl coming down 10 prepare breakfast
--Gnnner--foeg certainly loves bis
wife. lie actually wears The necktes
size makes hun, Guyer Yes. but Har.
K = goes that one better. Gunner
Yesi Guyer-l should say So He
wears the red mitiens his wife knitted
See here, fecbly complained the
victim after the accident. | thought
you said !, was perfectly safe 10 20 UP
IN that old elesator' Well. replied the
elevator man. 50 il was safe 10 10 up
You see. the dangerous part OF il was
coming down.
Why do yon persistently avoid
peopl.' Are yon nissan
! lrupef Not al all. answered air.
crsnkton. love 10 think well Of PEG.
pie. i3ai have found so often that !
could have done Il better by not get
ting 20 well acquainted.
~ Was handed another insialinent
IT The eternal woman question this
remarked The benedict. What
was the answer' qaeried the Young
bachelor. Nv wife asked inc II her bat