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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
NEW MEN TAKEN INTO
skull AND BONES

Wednesday Was annual initiation day
for the new men joining the skull and
Bones" club. organized nj the university
last year. The Initiation consists In
following out a series OF foolish and en-
barrassiug stunts laid out by the
Owl and Key" club. made up OF last
years members OF the "SSull and Bones"
club.
The day OF anpual celebration is termed
Greek day. and Is II gala time FOR the
new men. Few men are permitted TO
wear collars. except those especially
granted that privilege and. as an alter
native. these men required to wear
necktics several yards long of varied
colors and textures.
Several OF the men were required to
don pair OF ovcrals. while still others
did such stunts carrying their books
about in sauce pan. providing themselves
with paint pots with which to brand
the freshmen's shoes. Tho most interest
ing stunt" of the day was game OF
marbles. played directly In front Of the
library building. by tho new recruits.
Wednesdays programme was only tho
first degree Of the initiation. and 81 is
reported thar the second degree will he
given Thursday. while tho third degree
will be put on in an old mine up In
Red Butte canyon next Friday. Tho
final stunt consists OF an entertain =
ment OF the "Owl and Key club by tho
new members OF the Skull and Bones
next Monday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
INTERESTING LECTURE ON
THE DIVINE COMEDY

Mrs Eomanes. wife OF George John
RomaneS. tho celebrated English scien-
tiSt. dcclivorcd 4 lecture at Rowland iial
wednesday evening before n large audi
cncc Mrs, Romancs. who is tho author
of a number OF books on things bio
graphical and theological. chose as her
subject at Rowland Hall Dantc's "Divinc
Comedy" Her reason FOR choosing the
"Divinc Comedy rather than tn" more
poem, Inferno. was
that the "Dlylnc Comedy shows more
splendidly Dante's qualities. his impulses
and his feeling as regards theological
IDEAS,
The theme Of the poem. as shown by
the speaker. Is the travels OF Dant" in a
dream through tho seven terraces OF pur-
gatoria his experiences there and the
lessons learned by the different examples
OF vice and virtue given for the different
onenscS.
The speaker is well informed in thc
subject and as commentator on Dante.
his Ideas and motives, was greatly APP
prociated by those interested in classical
literature.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Simple Reuben Sings
Pretty Little Song

He had patch on his coat, and from
general appearances he had Just passed
through a siege Of at least fifteen days
off the waterwagon, Ho was stand
ing near the brass-raIl in front OF
a Second South street liquid and re-
freshment emporium when Tribune
man accidentally happened across HIM
There was no particular reason why he
should single out The Tribune man,
other than that he evidently was shy
of company: but without the formallty
of an introduction, he declared with
some enthusiasm that Salt Lake, TO HIM,
was thing of the far and distant past,
and his remarks, subsequent 10 the
greeting, were not calculated 10 inspire
the best of harmony III the mind Of the
average Salt Laker.
"Look here, Kiddo; | don { bike this
town no how! They pushed 1t over
me here and I am going TO gel, ont,
And if you II listen a minute, III tell
YOU why"
I'm just a simple reuben-from the state
OF Arkansaw;
I camc out here TO Utah on my money,
And when i crossed the Rio Grande, sez
!. I'll do my best
But l never knew tho formula they ped
died in the west.
When ! struck the town Of Salt Lake; seZ
I, This place looks fine.
think I'll cast my anchor here ana travel
on the line
But / wasn't there a single day before
I caught the gam.
And I struck a bunch OF hot air that
would make a smoker laugh,
Hot air at the depot, hot air on the
car,
Hot air on the bill of fare and hot air
at the bar.
1t was hot air from the mountains. and
hot air from the hills,
Till they passed the hot air UP so fast
couldn't pay my bills.
l wrote home for money, 10 my cousins.
folks and aunts,
And while waiting for the coin to come I
nearly bust my pants.
The first hot air they Deddlcd me was
the famous hot air mine
1t was called the Hot Extension Of the
Hot Con. Caroline.
! spent a bunch OF money in cuts: n
shafts, n drifts,
And nothing else but hot air was hoisted
by the lifts;
hot air superintendent, and the guy
who runs the mine,
Told me ten thousand dollars would make
the mine look fine.
So l dug UP the coin, and all ] ever got
Was fifty pounds OF hot air that came up
I'm going back TO ArlSansaw. I'm tired Of
living west.
Where there aln't no ten commandments,
and hot air is the best
But Just the same when | get home,
where other reubeDs track
I've got wad OF hot air that'u get my
money back
The whitc-aproncd barkeep was still
busy poisIng a glass as he listened with
amazement TO the remarkable utter
ances of tho uncouth stranger; and he
was about to place the ordinary bottle
Of soda-watcr on the bar when George
Sheets happened along, whercupon the
man from Arkansas promptly decided
he had better start on his tourney.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
TAFT IS BASHFUL.
DECLARE OHIO GIRLS

WASHINGTON, Nov 24.-Prcsldeut
Taft is bashful TO the point of extreme
diffidcnce.
This is the verdict of tweniy.four
pretty girls from Ohio. the president g
native state. who called at the White
house today. They arc reputed TO be
the most popular representatives of
twenty-four counties of the Buckeye
state. selected through voting con
test by a Cleveland newspaper All
are pretty and vivacious. and the presi-
dent seemed overcome when they
crushed - him in the executive office.
According 10 them the president lapsed
into state of blue funk and seemed
TO be completely overcome by their
presence. He shook hands with each
and wished them a pleasant trip on
the rest of their journey. but that was
all. When the young women filed out
they were in loyc with the president
but they said unanimously that he
"'fell down when it came TO paying
them compliments. a report that some
of the girls attempted 10 kiss Com
mandcr Robert II. Peary at the White
house al the time was Indignantly de-
MED both by the explorer and the girls
themselves.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
REFLECTION ON THE DANDEL1oN.

The dandolion now observe.
The freshest plant OF all.
II. has the most exalted nerve.
The most colossal gall.
Get all sou can so runs its creed,
and give a blame sight less;
These are the simple rules that lead
To Slittcring success
When. other flowers have closed their
eyes.
The dandcliOn IL bors.
And everlastinely II tries
To overcome It's neighbors.
The blue grass and the clover nee
Before It's competition.
II has not social sympathy
To check its fierce ambition.
Although its harm is something. great.
Its worthIcssncss sublime,
IL gets lot OF real estate
by roofing all the time.
So nerve and front and diligence
Will surely take us far.
IL makes no special difference
How no account We arc.
Newark Evening NeaA-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
THE THINK BOX.

I've got thing insIde my head
That's made OF tackS and spools
thread.
And little sticks, and wheels.
springs.
And scissors. and all sorts OF things
Besides. it's like little trap.
When thoughts come in, l hear II 81
And there It's got 'em. In trice.
Like Fi'let's trap gets little mice.
It's like Dads typewriter machine,
With clocks, and such things, in
tween.
It's something like his camera, too;
And like my paints-rcd, green and
II ticks out thoughts and ticks EN-
AS fast az all the wheels can spin.
II makes me think of things for lul
And wooden guns, and funny Punch
\ nd Judy and of Fuss In Boots.
And Grandmama. and soldier-suits-
II makes me think Of motor cars,
or sixteen rabbits and ten stars.
II makes me want a piece OF rope,
A hammer and Dads shaving soap.
1t makes me break my china cup
And get my suit all dirtied up.
Guess what it's just been telling me
1t said I must 80 quietly
And find that great big heavy Jar
The ono where all the cookies arc.
Julian Street In Everybody
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
THE HOUSE OF MEMORIES.

There's little house In n little street
y little way from the sea.
And. oh. when I'm weary OF all the world
It's there that l faln would be.
For the world is full or sorrow and care
And the darkness lies before
And the little house Is full OF the drea ms
That were ours, but are ours no more.
In the little street In the long ago
In the little house by the sea,
We dreamed OF the days that had no
dawn.
OF the years that shall never bo.
But you were young and 7 was young,
And we dreamed and had no care.
And dearer and better than life has been
Were the dreams that came to us there.
And so, when I'm weary of all the world,
or It's sordid hopes and It's pain,
| think OF the little house that was ourn.
And sigh 10 be there again.
Twere heaven enough If We found our
dreams
And dreamed them again. maybe,
In the little house in the little street
a little way from the sea
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Why Many Women Suffer
From Constipation
The Natural Remedy.

The delicate and intricate character OF
the female organs makes them most sus-
Ccptlble TO rrcgularity. and IL Is most
important that each one should bc kept
In condition Ia perform its duties IN a
normal manner. When womankind Is
performing the functions peculiar TO her
SEX there is n decided tendency 10 slug
cishncss OF the bowels. Nature then re-
uuires a gentle assistant. Not powerful
and expensive remedies which arc so
drastic as 10 damage the tender lining
of the bowels and do more harm than
good but a pure and harmless laxative,
such as EII-NYADI JANOS Water. the
famous Natural Laxative. ! a tumblerful
taken on arising VIII move tho bowels
gently but copiously and In n natural
manner One bottle contains many doses
and costs but rrinc.
At all DuGgjsts-hut look out FOR un-
scrupuous druggists. who will substi-
tutc unless You ask for HGNNADl
JANOS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Surging
Red Blood
REVIVED IN MEN AND WOMEN
TOO,

Health and strength hitherto un-
known VIII be felt surpiug In rich
red blood through the arteries and
veins and lfc's greatest ambltIons
may be realized as never before
II the following special treatment
is followed by those men, and
women, too, who arc stricken with
that most dreaded OF all Affections
nervous exhaustion. accompanied
with such symptoms as extreme
nervousness. insomnia. cold er-
tremitIcs mclanchola, headaches
constipation and dyspepsia. kidney
trouble. dreadful dreams OF direfuI
disasters. timidity IN venturing and
a general inability TO act naturally
M all times as other people do.
Lack OF poisc and equilibrium In
men is constant source OF en-
barTassmcnt. even when the public
least suspects it. For tho benefit
OF those who want a restoration TO
full. bounding health and all the
happiness accompanying IL, the fol-
lowing home treatment is given.
II contains no opiates or habit
forming drugs whatever. Mix IL at
home and no one Will be the wiser
as 10 your aft1iction.
The treatment IS Simple. thor
ough and correct Leading drug
gists supply the main tinoturcs.
extracts and essences In one ounce
. bottles, ready To mix. Get three
ounces syrup sarsaparllla COM
pound, mix with one ounce com
pound fluid halmwort. and stand
two hours. Add one ounce com
pound essence cardiol. and one
ounce tincture cadomcne COM
. pound mot cardsmom). Shake
. well and take q tcaspoorful after
: each meal and one at bedtime.
: The ingredients are used for va
. rious prescriptions.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
'Possum, Pie, and Turkey
for Presidents Thanksgiving

In the morning President Taft. Vice
President Sherman and most of the
cabinet will attend Pan-American
Thanksgiving service in ST. Patrick s
Roman Catholic church.
Cardinal Gibbon and Mgr Falconio,
apostolic delegate to the United States
Will be present. a luncheon will fol
low at which many ministers of Latin
American countries viii be present
President Taft will be the guest Of
honor.
Secretary of State Knox md Mrs
Knox will have a family party at their
home here. All other cabinet members
arc in the city.
Postmaster General Hitchcock, the
only bachelor of the cabinet, expects
to spend the day quietly in his apart
mfntS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
TAFT CONSIDERING
VARIOUS PROBLEMS
Continued from Page One.

dent sent the man who guards the doors
of his private office in search of Cap.
tain Butt, his military aide.
Butt. let S walk for n while to.
night said the president. ''It's too
slippery on the pavcmcnts 10 take out
the horses. We II have a stroll, and
don Z bother about the secret service
chaps.
Accordingly, the president and The
army officer spent more than an hour
stepping along ut a lively pace over
sidewalks spotted with sleet and snow.
The president was clad in a rough suit
of tweed, derby hat and a light over.
coat. He seemed much interested in
the shop windows. When the two re
turned TO the White house, dinner was
ready, and Mr.. Taft seemed glad of the
fact
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
GEORGE +. RICHARDS is
BURIED ON WEDNESDAY

Funeral services over the body OF
George T.. Richards were held at the
parlors Of S. -. Evans We'd
nesdaY afternoon. Services We're con-
Quoted by the Rev. y. a. Simpkin OF
Phillips Congregational church
The services were simple. The Rev,
Simpkin referred in feeling terms TO the
dead man and choir. under the dircc-
tion OF Miss Nora Gleason, sang "Somc
Day We VIII Understand" and Nearer
NV God. TO Thee" Tho members of the
fraternity. with which profes-
sion Mr. Richards was long identified, at
tended the exercises. The intcrmcnt took
place In the City cemetery.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
FAIR AND COLD, THE
WEATHER FORECAST TODAY

day VIII he fair and colder This Is the
kind of weather 10 expect at this time
of year" is the way he puts il. You
must not be surprised nor angry il you
have some pretty snappy cold weather at
any time now, but I'll plead with the
powers behind the throne TO keep il as
warm and comfortable as possible
After the rain OF the first days of the
week IL seemed a bit good 10 have "A
change to a pleasant day Wednesday and
to realize that Thanksgiving Will be
equally as fair. The weather man has
promised TO do his best for Salt Lake, so
let the liickers rest
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
TWO MEN ARE SENT
TO STATES PRISON
T. H. Riley Gets Two Years and
John Shay One, for
Burglary.

T. N Riloy appeared before Judge
Bcwis of the district court. "Wednesday,
and entered a plea of guilty TO the charge
Of burglary in the third degree. and was
sentenced 10 two years In the state pris-
on. Riley burclarized Tn" room OF Joe
NcvIn in the Hampton house, October
% last.
John Shay also entered a plea of guilty
10 the charge OF burglary In the third
degree and was sentenced TO one year
in the state prison. shay hurglarizcd
the room OF Joe Fernando at the AngcluS
roomlnG house September IS last
Charles Brown, whose bond was or
dcrcd forfeited by Judge Lewis, Tuesday.
for falling TO appear for trial upon the
charge o( burglary, was brought into
court Wednesday upon bench warrant.
Brown was again placed under bond In
The sum Of $500. and will probably appear
the next time his case Is called for hear
ing.
The evidence being insufficient TO war
rant q trial Judge Lewis. unon motion OF
tho district attorney, ordered that no in
formations be filed In the following cases
state against Earl Pace. charged With
robbery ON November. 1908; state against
w 4. Green. charged with the same Of
Tense on the same Gate: state against
Luke Olson, charged with attempted
burglary last February; state against
Alexander WaniCss. three charges OF FOR
ccry committed last July
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
RAILWAY COMPANY SUED
FOR S10,175 DAMAGES

An action was filed in the district court
Wednesday by j G.. Morrison against
the Utah Light and Railway company TO
recover damages in the sum OF Sl0.17j
for injuries alleged to have been received
by him September % 1908 by hcing
struck by Il street car at Seventh South
and West Temple streets.
Morrison was riding in delivery wagon
OF the Symns Grocery company when
a car struck the vehicle and threw him
against a trolley pole. lnnicting serious
Injuries. He alleges that the car was
running at an excessive rate OF speed
when the accident occurred.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
DELIVERY BOY SAYS HE
WAS TOUCHED FOR $40

George Tripp, employed at the Caifor
MIA Fish and Poultry company at 20
East First South street, reported to the
police that he had been robbed OF $40
on the corner OF seventh East and Fifth
South street Wednesday night by a
strange man.
Trip, who Is delivery boy. was COM
ing out of the house of u customer near
the corner of Seventh East and Fifth
South street when he was approached he
said, by Il wcll-drcsSed man. who asked
him If he could change n $40 gold piece.
Tripp says that the man stood before
him and held the $40 piece in the tips
of his fingers
Trip wishing 10 accommodate tho
stranger who appeared harmless and
reached into his pocket and counted out
the ton dollars in change and handed
il TO the man. Without word the man
slipped both tho gold piece and the
change into his pocket and darted down
the street. Tripp says that he followed
the robber. but was unable to catch him.
He gave the police "A good description OF
the man.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Daughters Of Pioneers.

4 meeting OF the Daughters OF the Pio-
nccrs was held Wednesday afternoon at
;lic home OF Mrs. Maria Y. Dsugall on
State street. The leading number on the
programme WAS a discussion on Early
Thcatrcals, by Orson + Whitney Two
mus cal numbers We're given. also rcci-
tation. THE Death of Mlnnohaha." by
Mrs Luna r, Farrell \ good deal OF
routine business, in the form Of verifying
the credentials Of new members OF the
club. was considered also.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
R0SEBERY WARNS
LORDS OF ENGLAND
Continued from Page One,

10 bring a discussion in this cham
her to a close. all the peers express
ing a desire to speak having full
right TO do so. 1t WAS announced to
night that the housc of commons will
adjourn tomorrow until December ],
when Mr. Asquith. prime minister. Will
make an important statement, explain
ing the policy of the government in
view of the rejection of the budget,
which is anticipated. Nothing has been
learned as to what the ministers de
cided 1T TODAY s council beyond the
decision to call party meeting
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Directors Hold Meeting.

At meeting OF the board OF directors
OF the State Fair association Wednesday
afternoon. Secretary Horace Ensign pre-
sentcd his report upon the financial con-
dtlon OF the association and also on the
results of the recent state fair. After the
report had been submitted il was turned
over 10 the auditor and Will not be made
public until IL has been officially checked
up. No other business OF Importance was
fv,Osnr,.I
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
VERDICT IS RETURNED
BY C0RONER'S JURY
Attaches No Blame to Street
Car Grew for Death
of Nelson.

Attaching no blame 10 the car crew. the
coroncrs jury sitting IN the case of Leon
Nelson. who was killed last saturday
night by a Murray car returned the fol-
lowing verdict Wednesday forenoon In
the justice court OF Stanley \. Hanks.
1--WE, the jury. find that the deceased
came TO his death on tho night OF Novem-
Der 20. 1909 between the hours Of 10 r. m.
and 1915 p, m. a short distance north
OF Eleventh South on State street. hay
ing been accidentally run over by a
street car owned and operated BY The
Utah Light and Railway company, and in
charge OF j. II Wilkinson. motorman
and Charles Haltcrman. conductor
The funeral Of Nelson was to havo been
held at Sandy Wednesday, but the cor"
oners jury did not finish its work In time
to allow burial permit to be secured for
Wednesday. and the burial was post
poned until IL o'clock Friday morning.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Commercial Club Courtesy.

Secretary Joseph r. cninc OF the Com
mcrcial club "Wednesday, extended
hearty invitatio to tho ncwspapcrmon OF
the city. whose duty IL is 10 Cover the
club. TO portake Of Thanksgiving dinner
there this afternoon. Mr. Cainc declares
that tho scribes Will receive nothing but
thc best.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Tribune Want Ads,
Bell Main 5000. Ind. 800,
OFFICIAL ROUTE.

High school special train is by BAN
berger line-spccial train at Il. III.
and another at IL Il. m.-Sl,O0 round
trip. Special returns from Ogden at
ll:30 p M. Tickets good until the
29th for final return. Twelve trains
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

Headaches and Neuralgia from Colds
BROMO ouinine. the world
wide cold and grip remedy removes
cause. Call for full name. Look for Sig
l.. w. GROVE. CSC
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

4 private safe may be rented in the
fire and burglar-proof vaults Of the
Salt Lake Security and Trust company,
SO up Main street. $500 per year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

A private safe may be rented in the
fire and burglar-proof vaults of the
Salt Lake Security and Trust company,
80 up Main strant 'h".SJ b" per yoar.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Apprentice Hurt.

at the machine shops of the Denver &
Rio Grande railroad. got caught in one
OF the machines and had his left arm
broken and mangled Wednesday after
noon at 80 O'Clock. His parents. at ii6
Post street. were informed of the acct
dent and had the young man removed 10
the Holy Cross hospital
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

They include sarsapari1Ia, stiIlingia,
yellow dock, gentian, wild cherry bark,
mandrake, dandelion, juniper berries,
pipsissewa, etc.
The combination and proportions are
our own formula and give power TO cure
beyond the reach Of any other prescrip-
tion or substitute. That's why it is
wise to get Hoods and only Hoods.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

4 private safe may be rented in the
Grc and burglar.proof vaults Of the
Salt Lake Security and Trust company,
90 UP Main street, $500 per year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

Catarrh, an excessive secretion from an
innamcd mucous membrane, is radically
and permanently cured by Hoods Sarsa-
parila-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
TAKE YOUR CHOICE.

TAKE YOUR CHOICE.
For Colds OF La Grippe m9sI
pie prefer the mild vegetaDie -
in "Weeks' Break-Up-A-Coid IT,
to the Calomel laxative IN ot1ss
remedies. Sold by Schrammvo
. Dr.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25

Tribune Want Ads.
Bell Main $500. Independent $50
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
All Physicians

Must prescribe some of the In,
gradients that are contained Fri
Hoods Sarsapariila for all trou-
bles Of the blood, stomach, kid
news and liver
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-25
Served Fine Salt.

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