Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1909-06-18
Ills FiOngsay


Amt he the swell thing,
thought" exclaimed the girl with
the genuine coral necklace. me
for him. I'm just crazy over brown
eyes"
You're crazy anyway" said the
girl with the lopsided bang. Il
didn't see nothin' particular about
him. think his iongsay was awful
classy"
The girl with the genuine coral
necklace titled her nose. That en-
broidery on her waist was the cheap
est kind" she said. II seen some
like It for IL cents a yard. How do
you know that she's his hOngsay1"
Whats he doin' goIn' around
shoppin' with her II she sin't1" said
the girl with the lopsided bang,
" Course she is"
II guess she'd like to be, al
tight" admitted the girl with the
genuine coral necklace. "5he won't
let him get away from her II she car
help It. 1t tickled me to death the
way she acted"
Howl"
You wasn't watchin'. She KEEP
me pullin' ozt tAe stock an euttin'
on samples for about ten minutes.
She didn't know what she did want
First she thought she'd take the pinh
an then she didn't know but She
liked the blue better. Then she'd
ask him what he thouEht about It.
He looked at me an smiled, as much
Is to say, Amt this fereef' I guesI
she'd have paved over everything
on the shelves. bat she happened &c
look up an seen him lookin' at me
an then I noticed she made up heI
mind right away. III take ten yards
Of the blue she says. Charge it.
Then she gave me the address an
fiipped out like she had to ketch 8
car" ,.
Did he go along with herr" ask
ed the girl with the lopsided bang
innocently. a..
"He had to-" replied the girl with
the genuine coral necklace.
II s'pose So" said the girl with
the lopsided bang, Poor feller!
bet he'd have liked to stay an make
goo-goo eyes at you. Did she take
him by the ear?"
NO" replied the girl with the
genuine coral necklace, "she hooked
her umbrella in the collar of his coat
an dragged him of backwards"
We'll, / don't blame her," said the
girl with the lopsided bang. "All
wonder at is that she was foolish
enough to let you wait on her. She
might have known she was maxim
trouble for herself"
She ought to have got you" said
the girl with the genuine coral neck
lace.
That's right" agreed the girl
vith the lopsided bang. "If she had
got me I'd known better. even II
had your fatal beauty"
known better than what!"
known better than to come be
tween her and the man she loved.
wouldn't do thing like that. hon
est. I'll bet the marriage will be
broke on now.
"That'll be too bad" said the girl
with the genuine coral necklace.
"You don't seem TO feel bad about
It," said the girl with the Iopsided
bang, severely. ut amt nothin' tC
you that she's got to return all the
presents an then pine away an may.
be so into a decline. What do you
are? Bay. | wouldn't be-as heartlesi
Is you are for aaythin' How would
you like 1t yourself?"
"How can / help IT." protested
the girl with the genuine coral neck
lace. II amt to blame for him
lookin' at me-"
mo. s'pose not" said the girl
with the lopsided bang. Nobody
can't help 1t. The only way see
would be for you to go up to the toy
department APs get one o them
false faces"
II would only I'm afraid Mr.
Tapes would make a roar about it,
said the girl with the genuine coral
necklace.
mo. he wouldn't" said the girl
with the lopslded bang. II heard
him taikin' to a friend Of his tha'
come into the store the other day an
he said he thought It would be az
Improvement "-Chicago News.