The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1909-01-24
Picking Life Partner
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NV oU might not think 40. but It is all
y 10 tne shapo OF Jour ewcetheart's
~ head. II you would get married It
oehooves you to get line on his or her
head. for ono OF tho wise ones Of tho
eorth has como forward and notified the
e1pectant brides and grooms that motn.
moninl happiness depends on the shape
OF the head. II has been doped out nfter
the following fashion.
The man or woman with 'lonz head"
Ia the really goods. They ero the matri-
monial jeweis-mind. they aro tho kind
whose heads nre long from back to front.
Tho head that is long from top to bot
tom Will como IN for some consideration
further on.
But Just imagineV' said ono fair miss,
Suppose George (he's it) should como
Into the parlor some evening after read
Ing about that dippy head business and
ask me to allow him to examine my
head. dye think ia let bim1 No. indeed
He'll 1nd out enough about my head
after I'm married to him. 30 he WILL"
Thus tho Story Runneth.
But this is only tho opinion of ono
young woman who has not devoted much
time to the general study of heads. al
though she knows every hair OF her own.
Let us proceed to examine the learned
mnn's dope.
Take tho long head, examine It side
wise, What does II look likc1 Is 1t
elongated from tho tip OF the car TO the
backi IL should be. for our authority
says that II Clarence has u head llko
that be Will be q good husband and Will
never. never stay down town late and
Will always enjoy his wifeys cooking and
VIII lovo her ond all thnt And further
yet. he Will continue to be n bomc-lovcr
forever. The noise OF the children will
be sweet music to his aforementioned ear.
And with regard TO woman. the professor
says. that the long head is tho "home-
bind" head for her, too. Tho girl with
the long hend Will be very domestic 10
her tastes She won't haunt the down
town tearooms, No. sir. Baking and the
kindred amusements for women In the
home will cause her to shed tears OF Joy.
But beware of the other kind OF long
head, says tho eminent authority-the
head that Is peculiarly long from crowd
TO chin Is an abominntiou and q snare.
or course. the owner may be immense
ly clover md oble TO make the pot boil
merrily, but money isn't everything,
Now, is it. Sophie? Well. II you don't
agree with the professor you can go and
onncX q koleGrabber. Good advice
doesn't do some people much good. The
man with the high forehead Ia sure
to be very intellectual, but watch out
for blm. too. because the doctor says
| he would be more welded to intellectual
| pursuits than to his wife.
4 The Forehead.
| Beware-for si1-cylinder forehead
may demand sacrifices on the part OF
| the wife while q low forehead makes
similar demands and is not worth them,
after they have been made. A medium
forehead is the safest, Angelina. Should
the forehead be high and the head long
from back to front the clcvcrncss of the
owner might be mitigated by such q
measure of domesdclty that everything
mny be NIL right
A head that Is broad as you look at
1t In front denotes stronG will power
In tho possessor. Two heads like that
| in one house had better keep os for
nwny from each other as possiblc-at
| least so says the professor. II ono
| gets In the way of the other trouble
| win follow. A head like that Will wnnt
It's way and II II is allied to a fnirly
high forehead it will ind q way to have