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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06

Oregon has sent more that $4,000
10 the aid Of the Italian earthquake
sufferers. 8. A. Arata. chairman Of
the Italian relief committee. and Col.
onel David N. Dunno. treasurer. have
closed their accounts by transmitting
TO Minister OF Finance Lavaca, Rome.
Italy. draft for Sl2s5.52, This
sum is the balance that was on hand,
all OF the rest of the fund having
been previously transmitted by tel
egraph. The Italian relief commit
tee has concluded It's active campaign
for funds. although contributions
viii still be gratefully received and
forwarded The committee IL furth-
ering as much a. possible the bill for
a $4,000 appropriation now pending
and hopes for its passage.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06
BRIEF MENTION.

Comic Valentines at Chitwoods Il
February list of Edison Records
are now In at Mullrrs. 3
II. l.. nolgatc returned this even.
from Salem and other valley points.
Valentines from ono cen, up to 81
1T tho Star Drug Store. I
W, H. Mason returned this even.
Ing from Portland,
Post Card Valentines ut Chitwoods,
I Canarios For Sale have four
singers witch | will sell ut very
reasonable price. Mrs. &. {. Low.
corner Fourth and Oak 5.3i
The Christian Scientists have moy.
I'd into the Murdoch building. and
viii hold ,hcir arst services In their
new location tomorrow.
For most complete line of rhono.
graphs and Records. see Muller. 9Th
and Main. IL
Il, W, Tower ~ In the city today
from his ranch ncar Reno
am prepared to do all kinds OF
Picture Framing In gilt and mission
Dolbeer. the Furniture Stan. 22tl
Largest and best assortment Of
valentines ut the Star DRUG Store.
Mrs. " W. Smith ~ In IN" city
from bly, visiting her mother. Mrs
John Wells, who II stopping at the
.akcsIdc Inu.
MONEY TO LOAN on ranches tim.
her land. and city property. HALL.
SHEPHERD co. 3p;f
Get your valentine post cards NJ
tho star prur store.
T. L.. Fountain returned last ~.
cuIuc from Mrdford whore he ha,
been Tor several days
Have you srnn the Daisy Chains
and bead necklaces N The Deal.
l-2S
The American Hotel Dining Room
is open all nign, Flesh oysters cv.
cry day. iy.u
Mirs Nda Erb. Of bly,. Is In the city
on her Nay tn Ashland
Tell Muller your Sewing and Talk.
Ing Machine troubles. Phone 25i.
Beads. beads aud bead work nj
THE IL DEAL. IS
Editor : e. Graves, of the Bonan.
"a Bulletin. came down yesterday to
remain until sunday
Th" most successful business men
pf klamath Falls are those that ad.
yrt.s- In The Herald.
Eng. arr e. Il Rankln and wife
returned las, evening from william.
IE River.
Singer. Wheeler a Wilson SewinE
AEcncy. cor. 9Th and Main
Tor needles and oil! Machines for
-.nI. ~
". W. Faulkner. of BY. Is stop
ping at the Lakeside Inn.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06

MONEY TO LOAN ON ranches, tim.
Der land. and city property. HALL
SHEPHERD co. 3Otf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06

our Linolrum. carpets and Mat.
tInrs are On the way. Nlrgll A Son. /
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06

Church of Sacred lIoart--Mass
daily ut 1880; Sundays nr 10 80 IA
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06

Christian Sci"nC" S"r,i,'s viii be-
l"ld IN n" Murdoch building Sun.
day at II a. m Subject Spirit "
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06
.racc Methodist Episcopal Churyi

follows;
sracc Methodist Episcopal Church
1000 Sabbath school with rltes.
- for all ages. Parents arc invited
to come and bring tho childrru Sub
jcct True aud Fake Hr",hyrn
ll:00-. Preaching services sub.
ioct The Church of the WauIur
Loyr
"O--junior League tn" Hrr.
yirc lot huya and giIn
i. ~ Epwur,h League sVnIrr,
our Mes Igh
: 20 Praise and E3rryIiB'l,
Service. Mr. rrl,r win give ,u"
third sermon iu the sorics uD The
Modern Prodigal" subject The
Wasted Life.
The citizens ~ klamath Fails At,
cordially Invited To attend thvsr n"T.
ylrcs. Strangers and those having
no chIsch home are heartily welcome
J, ". PRICE. Pastor
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06

Presbyterian 'hnrch--Tho regular
sunday services tomorrow Sunlay
school at 10 u. M Morning worship
at II Til. subject of the morning
service viii be- TIL" Iipub" ipr My
Name" G. T. Prayer meeting ~
: - Tih 1, Cousncratluu m"rtInr
Let every member b" present Even.
INK worship ~ '"U. sermon ON 4
Hlirht"i iHrltnral. 81! arg invited
to attend all ui irn." rvrylrr#
GEO I. PRATT. Pastor
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-02-06
SERVICES Ar TuE CHURCHES.

churches OF klamath Falls sunday a.
follows:
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
OBESITY CURED.
A Remedy That Is Not Liable to Attain
Wide Popularity

Peter the Great was once travelling
incognito in a part Of Finland, when
he net a very fat man who told him
that he was going to st. Petersburg.
what for?" asked the car.
"To consult a doctor about being so
fat, which has become very Cypress
i've"
do you know any doctor there?'
"No."
'Then ! will give you a line TO my
friend, Prince Menschikoff, and he will
introduce you TO one Of the emperor's
physicians"
The traveller went to the princes
house with a note The answer was
not delayed. The next day, tied hands
and feet, the poor man was dragged off
on cart to the mines.
Two years after Peter the Great was
visiting the mines. He had forgotten
the incident of the fat man, when sud-
denly a miner threw down his pick.
rushed up to him and fell at his feet
crying:
Grace, grace, what is it / have
doneT
Peter looked at him, astonished, until
he remembered the story.
ooh, so that is your he said. IL
hope you are pleased with me. Stand
up! How thin and slight you have be-
comet Go, and remember that work is
the best cure for your complaint
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
PROMPT 70 ACT.
A Man Wis Seemed Always to 81
Ready For Emergencies. -

TO he ready for emergencies was one
of the gifts OF DR.. Samuel Gfidley
Howe, the great teacher Of the blind,
writes his daughter. Mrs. Laura z.
Richards, who has edited his Letters
and Journals" She gives several in
stances In which his quick action pre-
vented serious accidents.
Once at Green Peace my father was
going TO drive with my mother and my
sister Florence in closed carriage
with large window In front.
AS the driver was mounting the box
he dropped his whip and got down TO
recover it, This startled the young
horses. and they bolted down the
driveway.
My father tried 60 open the big win
dow, but IL stuck fast He flashed
through the plate glass as If 1t had
been paper and. catching up the reins.
stopped the runaways in less time than
II takes 10 tell 1t
When Thomas came running up.
white and breathless, he found doc
tor" quietly shaking the bits of glass
from his coat and hat and explaining
to my terrified mother that he went
so quick there was no time TO get cut"
Still another memory OF my mothers
shows his quickness in a different
way. He was walking along Washing
ton street one day when a furious dog
rushed at him and bit his hand severe.
ly.
There was no Pasteur institute i'm
the forties MY father instantly raised
up the skin and flesh Of the bitten part
and holding IT firmly. entered the
nearest apothecary's shop.
''Cut this piece on" he said briefly.
The apothecary exclaimed In horror.
He could not, he would not. without a
surgeons order IL was out Of the
question
II am a surgeon" said my father.
"and I command you to cut II on
II was cut of MY father dressed
the wound with his other hand and
went about his business
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
STUDY OF JAPANESE.
Difficulties of the Spoken and IL .
Written LANGUAGE.

Army officers who are thinking Of
taking up the study Of Japanese should
pause before they attempt the task
and ask themselves whether they have
peculiarly strong linguistic aptitude.
Even the japanese find their language
very difficult. The Anglo-Saxons who
growl about the difficulties of our spell
ing and favor the simplifed system
would never live if they had to under
so what the subject of the mikado suf-
fers in the matter Of language
1t takes a Japanese child seven years
to learn the essential parts Of the
alphabet. There are PA signs which
serve the same purpose as initial let
tiers i'm English dictionaries. Then
after you have tracked down in one of
these PAL signs some part Of the char
acter for which you are about to
make a search you still have veri-
table darkest Africa ahead Of you.
The pompous first personal pronoun Is
avoided whenever it is possible In
speaking japanese. IL ii must be
used it is introduced casually, but gen
orally the abstract noun ''seifshness"
serves In it's stead.
For example. a Japanese would not
say, II don't drink WINE" but Wine
don't drink" or, il this is not clear
enough, ''Seltishness wine don't drink"
Reference to your possessions must be
deprecatory Thus il man wishes to
point out his own residence he says,
THAT miserable house, which, OF
course, could refer to no other than his
own.
On the other hand THAT beautiful
house" would easily identify the house
as belonging to some one else. More
over, any one who wishes to learn
japanese must be prepared to learn
two languages-the written and the
spoken. The one differs so materially
from the other that IL a Japanese is
reading book or newspaper and
wishes to do so aloud il becomes nee
essary for him to translate the written
words into the colloquial. To be able
to read any Of the higher class Japa-
nese newspapers it is necessary to
master at least from $500 to 1900
ideographs. and Navy Journal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
Weighing Diamonds and Gold.

The weight Of diamonds and other
precious stones is expressed in carats,
grains and quarter grains, They are
pearl grains. one of which is equal TO
four-ffths Of a troy grain Four quar-.
ter grains make one grain and four
grains one carat. The fineness of gold
is also expressed In carats Pure gold
is twenty-four carats fine The car.
ats. therefore, indicate the proportions
Of alloy Most OF the gold used by
jewelrs is about fourteen carats fine
having ten parts OF alloy.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
The Navel ORANGE.

The first we know of the navel
orange. which is very valuable not
only on account of It's fine quality and
taste but also because OF its being
seedless, is of single tree that was
found growing on the northern shore
Of the Mediterranean sea. This was
about the year 1865 Crafts of this
tree were taken to Spain by the Moors
several hundred years ago. and from
Spain the trees were carried to South
America by the Spaniards st Nicho-
las.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
EYE OF THE CAMERA.
The Longer II Looks the More II Sees
Within Certain Limits.


Often the eye Of the camera will de-
cipher documents Of which the writing
had been substantially obliterated by
age, says writer In Van Norden's
Magazine. | have successfully copied
with the camera the utterly faded pho
tograph OF a classmate of forty years
previous.
Changes in the pigment Of the skin.
undiscovered by the eye, appear with
distinctness on the sensitive plate, and
1t is said that ample warning of APP
preaching disease has been thereby
given.
The camera takes pictures of sub
jects which cannot be made to appear
on the ground glass and of those which
the eye OF man has never seen. The
human eye can penetrate space no
farther in an hour than In a single
instant. Yet the eye of the camera
will gaze into the sky for hours, look
ing deeper and seeking more with each
second that passes.
Through this attribute of the cam
era great chart of the heavens is now
being made. In this work distinguish
ed astronomers and photographers
throughout the world are cooperating.
Yet not one In hundred of the stars
already plainly pictured by them was
ever seen by the uDaided eye Of SCI
entists.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
LOVE FOR TITLES.
The Way the Average German Burger
lengthens His Name.


The average German burgher's love
of titles is a source of never ending
fun to the rest of the German popula-
tion and OF continual ridicule to the
rest of the world. Any one caring to
see how far some people of the father
land will go in this direction need only
have look at hotel register at
summer resort He will see added
to the name of the guest the most
curious combinations of appellations
drawn together 10 form a title. He
will, for instance, find:
"Technischen acknowledgements
tatsinspector" "a technical provincial
fire insurance inspector).
A "Geheimen Expedierenden Sekre-
tar i'm Ministerium der Offentlichen Ar
beiten" (meaning a special sort of sec.
rotary at the ministry of public works..
Alto continue in English as well as
possible-"cashier president Of the
Royal Saxon railway" royal rail-
road subsecretary."
The ladies are not better. Frau
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS" Is
quite usual and means Mrs. Widowed
Supertax Collector" Then there are
the Mrs. Secretary and Calculator"
and "Ms. Widowed General Agent"
The best Of all, however, is title
which lady entered in the register Of
hotel at which recently stayed. 1t
read, MRS Prison Warder and Chill
dxen."--Pall Mall Gazette.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
Made Him Sick.

A noted golfer one afternoon played
rather badly. He turned to his caddie
after he had fooled a drive and said
In bis genial way:
'"rhis isn't a pleasant spectacle for
you. I'm as bad as a Scotch laird at
st. Andrews. The st. Andrews cad
dies are all old men, and one day when
this laird was in especially bad form
his caddie, after nine holes of missed
shots and puts. shook his gray old
head. surrendered the laird's bag OF
clubs to another caddie and said:
"'Ye'll no mind. laird? | made but
a poor breakfast this mornin'. and I'm
no in condition to stand any MAR
or"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
Groundhoa.

n Teacher was telling her class little
stories In natural history. and she ask
.ef II any one could tell her what q
t3roundhog was Up went little hand
waving frantically
swell, Carl. you may tell US what q
grounding is"
PLEASE, ma'am. It's sausage."-E
erybody's Magazine.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11

The pessimist stands beneath the tree
Of prosperity and growls when the
fruit falls on his head. Success Maya
sine.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
Beat Solomon /. Mile.

She-That's Mr. Osborn over there.
He married a million He-You don't
sayl Well. that beats Solomon to Z
fragile. Boston Transcript.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11

He Is often the wisest man who IL
not wise al Wordsw orth.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11

Gain has oft with treacherous hope
led men 10 ruin -Sophocles.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11

Ps, dizzy
and fire..
the kid
heys, and
II you
ymptoms
s. OAK,
suffered
back, so
| hardly
kidneys
pms from
and so
my rest.
suffering
ney Pills
al, / pro.
larnacy.
Fonderful
the con-
had dis.
n of kid
herefore,
kidney
Price so
Buffalo,
United
n's---and
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11

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the
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Ind
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we'd
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by
bat
live
IAN
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11

To the County Auditor OF Day county. S. b.:
herewith hand you statement of account of
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-11-11
Charges.
Died.

L. c. Meade, Superintendent.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1909-12-23
A CHRISTMAS THOUGHT.

Always sought happiness Generation after genera
on thru aud politics aud art aud wealth. they have worked but
for thousands years they failed There might be for while
enjoyment and pleasure but in the end gloom returned Philosophy
strength writings left old days breathe
only the spirit Of a great longing or Of despair
the sought wrongly Happiness looked for from
things please Those
all that wealth could command and and taste and touch
brain and seduced and haed and INDUCED without
stint But each pleasure left only after taste OF
bitterness
the smallest And He did teach
happiness promise His rule hard Forget yourself
Care for others Seek nothing but to be allowed to serve "sue
N said those wise seekers after happiness hs man and
follow such foolish teaching The will be
great But that foolish And the wsemen
astonsed that these foolish happy the
not The foolish might not and often did not
have of the things which had always sought Still they
happy And others tried the kind of life they
happy Happiness in those days and this caused
much talk happy life about the first prominent mark OF the
followers of Christ.
And thus happiness could
going directly after it, but that it each
only accordingly he gives of himself unehshy for others
suppose intended way that
became they would also become good But rate
made that selfish pleasure that be devised
grows after while only worthless but bitter and sckenng
Nothing that selfish will give lasting comfort leave happy
mory-only unsefshness
Christ did not come to bring happiness. He bad mpor
But the happiness with him. and is here yet
any who will seek 10 the right And so this winter
am wishing friends Christmas words than
that will have at least little OF this real
happiness
ponds yourself do But also give it
Your friend richest helpless. And there Of
you poor this happiness too sick or helpless In
place. among whatever people you spend the Day
there will be chances apply the rules the rule OF Chrs
fe the rule which does not promise happiness but gives it, the rule
kindness And look about for chances they
will be multiplied Forget yourself and as you give so shall be
given to you again
long after the dies Christmas that will give to
you the blessings which Christ came spread
sought Christmas somewhat worthy of Him whose name it
bears.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1909-12-23
WASHINGTON LETTER||N OUR OWN STATE
Wants McCreary for Governor.
Child Burned to Death-No Hope
for kelIner Glrl-Burley Society
Wins Injunction Suit on Appeal.

TRIES TO KILL TWO:-Tom Work.
man living near Catlettsburg last
week fatally cut his father-in-law and
slashed his wife, all because she asked
him to lend her his knife TO pare an
apple. 81 will give you all the knife
you want" he answered, and began
his bloody work. He is supposed TO
be insane.
BOOM FOR McCREARY: - The
Cadiz Record, a live Democratic paper,
edited by H. r. Lawrence, who de-
\ feated Dick Miller of Madison County
for Speaker a couple of Legislatures
ago, has come out in "a strong editor
ial boosting Sen. McCreary for Cover
nor. OF course we do not want DEM
ocratic governor from anywhere, but il
there is going TO be one Mr.. McCreary
would be hard to beat, for a Democrat
ana it would be quite a consolation to
have the honor for old Madison.
CHILD BURNED:-Two year old
Walter Wells, living near Richmond,
was burned to death Thursday after
noon, by falling into a CRATE. II does
seem as if the frequency of accidents
Of this kind ought to warn parents
to take some precaution to see that
their own little ones are not condemned
to horrible death thru their care
lessness.
BURLEY WINS:-The Court of
Appeals has reversed the decision of
Judge Benton, who appointed a recei-
vcr for tho Burnley Tobacco Society.
The exact grounds of the reversal are
not clearly stated. but the decision
says that the appointment was pre-
mature.
LITTLE HOPE LEFT:-Hope has
about been abandoned by the friends
of little Alma Kellner, the Louisville
girl who was kidnapped, on lost ten
days ago. Not a single clue as to what
has happened to her has been obtain
ed, and her friends are in despair.
BILLY CROMWELL DEAD:-Wn-
liam Cromwell for many years clerk
of the Kentucky Senate and we'll know
to many generations of law makers,
died suddenly Saturday at his home
in Frankfort
STATE HOUSE INJURED:-An ac-
cidental explosion of dynamite near
the new State House on Saturday
broke many windows, but 1t is believ-
ed that no permanent injury has been
done.