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The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
Tho Best Food for Workers.

The best food for those who work
with hands or brain is never high
priced.
The best example of this is found in
Quaker Scotch Oats. 1t stands at the
top among foods that supply nourish-
ment and vigor, without taxing the d.
gestion, and yet it is the least expen-
sive food one can eat.
This great food value and low cost
make it an ideal food for families who
want to get the greatest good from
what they eat.
Laborers, factory or farm hands, fed
plentifully on Quaker Scotch Oats will
work better and with less fatigue than
If fed on almost any other kind of
food. All of these facts were proved
and very interesting information
about human foods were gathered by
Professor Fisher of Yale University in
1908. In addition to the regular pack
age Quaker Scotch Oats is packed in
large size family packages either with
or without china dishes. 8
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
All Who
Would Enjoy

good health. with it's blessings, must un-
derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the
question of right living with all the term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy
ment, of contemplation and of effort may
be made to contribute to living Alright.
Then the use of medicines may be dis
pensed with to advantage, but under or
binary conditions in many instances a
simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu-
able if taken at the proper time and the
California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is
alike important to present the subject
truthfully and to supply the one perfect
laxative to those desiring it.
Consequently, the Company's Syrup OF
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA gives general
satisfaction To get its beneficial effects
buy the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all leading druggists.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
Rhymed Marriage Service.

Judge Norman Moore of Maben.
Miss. came into the limelight as an
impromptu rthymer for the first time
when he performed the ceremony that
made James Davis and Bette johnson
man and wife. Here are his exact
words:
"Jim will you take Bet
Without any regret,
To love and cherish
Until one of you perish.
And is laid under the sod,
So help you God?"
The groom replied in the affirma'
tive. Then, turning to the bride, Judge
Moore said:
BET, will you take Jim
And cling to him,
Both out and in,
Through thick and thin
Holding him to your heart
Until death do you part?"
The bride blushed in consent and
the twain went their way rejoicing.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
The Rare Gift of Courtesy.

Courtesy includes not merely social
kindness, graces of speech, absence of
rudeness, but honorable treatment OF
business associates and of all the fel-
low citizens with whom man of af-
fairs may have business to transact
1t is not American to keep one citi,
zen waiting all day at the door be-
cause he is poor, and to grant an
other citizen an interview because IL
is believed he is rich. Wisdom is not
confined in a purse, and frequently
much wisdom may be learned from g
POOR man.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
A Lonq-Panter.

Mary, aged IA, was found one day
by, an older sister sobbing and crying
What is the matter?" she asked
with great concern.
Three boys have asked me to &c
to the dance tonight" was the unex
pected reply.
well, my dear child, certainly that
Is not such terrible misfortune"
YES; but l told the first one
would go with him, and the last one
was a long panter"-Harper's
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
How to Care for the Child.

Perplexed mother writes: MY child
has sneezing fits after the morning
sponge bath. What would you ad-
yise?" Some mothers give their
babies a hypodermic of morphine for
sneezing. But we have always felt
that this was too harsh a remedy.
Give the baby about three tablespoon
fuls of Old Tom gin with little sugar
and a pinch of lemon peel. The sugar
makes this remedy more grateful to
the child. Be sure to keep this prophy-
Tactic away from father.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
500 Reward, S100.

The readers OF this paper VIII be pleased to learn
that there dreaded disease that science
has been able 20 cure In all It's stages. and that Is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease. requires constitu-
tonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken In
ternaly. acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing Its work The propretors have
20 much faith In its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any that It fails 70
Send for list OF testimonials
Address +. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
THE DIFFERENCE
Coffee Usually Means Sickness, But
Postum Always Means Health.

Those who have never tried the ex-
pertinent of leaving off coffee and
drinking Postum in its place and in
this way regaining health and happi-
ness can learn much from the expert
ence of others who have made the
trial.
One who knows says: 81 drank cof-
fee for breakfast every morning until
L had terrible attacks of Indigestion
producing days of discomfort and
nights of sleeplessness. l tried to give
up the use of coffee entirely, but found
it hard to go from hot coffee to a
glass of water. Then l tried Postum.
1T was good and the effect was SO
pleasant that I soon learned to love
it and have used it for several years.
improved Immediately after l left
off coffee and took on Postum and
am now entirely cured of my indiges-
tion and other troubles all of which
were due to coffee. l am now we'll
changed from coffee to Postum.
Postum is much easier to make
right every time than coffee, for it is
so even and always reliable. We
never use coffee now in our family
We use Postum, and are always we'll"
There's a reason" and it is proved
by trial.
Look in pkgs for copy of the famous
little book, "The Road to Wellville."
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine true, and full Of human
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
Unusual Luck.

$50 you've rented that haunted
house which was on your hands SC
long?"
Yes; rented it to an actor"
Did he find out its reputation"
That's the very thing that decided
him to take the house."
Rather surprising!"
HE said it would be such comfort
for him to get inside of house
where the ghost walked every night.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
He Stopped in Time.

Little Bob's father was fond of tell,
ing bear stories to his little boys.
One evening he was telling thrilling
one about bear chasing little girl,
and "how he crept nearer and nearer
and nearer" At this point Bob caught
his fathers arm, and, with the big
tears falling down his cheeks, he
cried, "Oh, father, don't tell any
more. He might catch her."-The De
lineator.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

of the b ! a d d e r
reached its climax
last spring and l suf-
fered terribly. My
back ached an d
panied so / could
hardly get around
and the secretions
were scanty, fire.
quent of passage
and painful. / was
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
DOUBLE SARCASM.

Old Crab-What be ye doin' araouno
this place, eh? Wanter buy 1t?
Nervy Nicholas Use de spe-
cial agent of Andrew Morganfeller
and Use lookin' fer site ter lay out
his enormous estate on. I'll offer yer
tree plunks fer dis place if ye'll trow
off 80 per cent. fer cash.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

tired all the time and very nervous. l
began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and
after taking a few boxes was cured
and have been well ever since"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents a box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
A Terrible Disease.

do you own an automobile?" in
quired the unobservant party. The
other shook his head sadly.
ne" he sighed, Il have been a suf-
ferer all my life from chronic pedes-
trianism."
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
HeartIess Parent Again.

Beautiful Girl = Gardener, don't
make a flower bed there. 1t will
spoil our croquet ground
Gardener = Can't help it, miss.
Them's my orders. Your father says
he is going to have this garden de-
voted to horticulture, not husbandry.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Didn't it take lots of nerve to face
q crowded house the first time you
appeared on the stage as a start"
asked tie inquisitive person. "Yes,"
, said the actress; chats what the
dramatic critics all said in the news
papers the next morning. Chicago
Tribune.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

A girl never feels more important
than when she is getting married, and
a man never looks more inconspio
uous.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
Ip,nortant TO Mothers.
Two Items.

Il suppose with all this modern
prison philanthropy, abolishing stripes
and convict uniforms generally. they
will soon introduce dress suits for the
well-behaved prisoners in our penal
Institutions"
We'll, you know, they already give
convicts watches and chains"
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

II Emerson had it all to say over
again, he might advise us to hitch our
airships to star.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
SUFFERED TERRIBLY.
How Relief from Distressing Kidney
Trouble Was Found.

Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, sSS w. Morgan
St., Upton, Mo-, says: inflammation
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Some people register their kicks, but
never vote them.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
Paper-hangers & Painters

You can greatly increase business with no ef.
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Wallpaper. We want one good worker in each
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to our Answer quickly that you may
get the agency in your vicinity for 1910.
Alfred Peats Co., 144-l49 Wabash Ave-. Chicago.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

You don't have to run a boarding
house in order to board train.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
has no substitute. No other remedy is so ef-
fective for rheumatism lumbago stiffness neura gia
cold of any Put in 25c, 35c and Soc bottles
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Not all lawyers are illegal lights;
some of them are legal light weights
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softcns the gums, reduces n
aammation alays palm, wind colic Csc bottle
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Somehow the majority of our habit
seem to be bad ones.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Don't abuse the rich; we can't all be
paupers.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

Some family skeletons are padded
beyond recognition.
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

ARE YOU LOSING FLESH
through n racking cough that you cannot seem 10
check A bottle OF Aliens Lung Balsam will cure
the trouble and help you back to health
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06
DENVER DIRECTORY

everywhere for s27.00. Send for our FREQ Gat-
alogue of saddles and harness. Lowest price,
in the u. s. The Fred Mueller Saddle Tnin Ti
The Colorado statesman., 1909-11-06

pnu I my Dealer In all kinds Of OF MEn da,a-
log mailed free Cor. 18th and Blake. Denver.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
Fine Record Is
Put Up BY Finy

The $4,000 Transylvania purse for
2:l2 trotters that has furnished good
many sensational contests was easy
picking for the Iowa mare Penisa
Maid, which spreadeagled her field
from the time the word for the first
heat was given at Lexington, KY,
on October Z. until the necessary
three miles had been trotted. She did
them In 2:04A, 2:07A, and with the
exception Of a short distance In the
home stretch at the finish Of the first
heat there never was time when she
was put to q drive.
The 3 year old pacing Futurity at
tanned degree Of interest from the
fact that Maggie Winder, which won
in hollow style paced the third heat
in 2:06as. lowering the record for 8
year old FLIES a quarter of a second,
the previous best performance also
having been made by her.
The most important news of the day
was that c. X. q. Billings had decided
to have John Dickerson train his two
FLIES. Lou McKerron and Gertrude B,
which are sired by J. A. McKerron and
were out Of the champion trotter Lou
Dillon, t....#
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
Swimming Record
Is Broken

Philip Patterson was chosen 10
rcpresent the Multnomah Amateur
Athletic Club in the acquatic events
TO be held at San Francisco in con-
nection with the coming Portola les
tival, MS a result of having won two
main events in competition with the
other clubmen at Portland. oregon
Patterson broke the Pacific Coast
record for the 4iO.yard swim, nego-
tiating the distance in 5:52. This
clips thirty-two seconds OF the Paci-
fic Coast record Patterson also won
the 1OO-yard event in 1886.
There were two other entries In
the 44O.yard event. Leads Thomas
and David Welch. Thomas was
showing well until he became Ill ana
was forced to drop out. Patterson
had to finish the race alone, as
Welch also dropped out, and was
swimming against time. Had there
been competitor at the finish Pat
terson, his friends say, would have
shaved a few seconds more from the
time. In the 100-yard race Patter-
son was pressed close at the finish
by Ira Clark, but by final squirt
won out with four-foot lead.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
AIl.-Star Team
To Tour The Coast

Frank c. Bancroft, who will act
as business manager for baseball
team that will play exhibition games
with the Philadelphia Americans on
a tour extending from New York to
San Francisco, announced lately the
makeup of his combination, which
will be known as the All.Nationals.
Its pitchers are Johnson of Wash
ington, Marquard of the New York
Nationals, Curtis of the Boston Ma
tionals and Moore of the Philadel-
phia Nationals; catchers. Meyers OF
New York and Bliss of st. Louis
Nationals; infielders, Konetchy OF
the st. Louis Nationals. Doyle Of the
New York Nationals, Lennox OF
Brooklyn and Egan of Cincinnati;
outfielders, Beacher of Cincinnati.
Hummel of Brooklyn and Enss OF
the St. Louis Nationals.
Snodgrass of the New York Ma
tionals will make the trip as sub
stitute catcher and infielder. The
first game will be played In Chicago
October 10th. The schedule calls for
four weeks play in San Francisco.
II n
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
First Game In
Schools Series

Yesterday afternoon on Alexar der
field there was practice game of foot.
ball between Punapou Prep. School and
Kaahumanu. The puns had no trouble
with their opponents and beat them
by the very large score of SO to nj.
Much interest was taken I'm the
match. which was the first of the In
terscholastic series, ard the form
shown by the boys was very good con
sidering how early It is in the season,
George Quintal, the captain of the
Kaahumanu team. played a fine game
and his tackling was good. VIII Coney,
for Punahou, was good all round; and
George Murray was all there in his
plunges for the lire. The referee was
Howell Bond and his decisions were
satisfactory to everyone. Gay and
Mott acted as linesmen and Steven
held the watch; two periods Of 20 and
10 minutes were played.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
Tommy Burns Is
. ..a.u Still Talking

Tommy Burns, who was In Auck.
land, New Zealand, at the end Of the
last month, sends word that he has
decided to take another crack at Jack
Johnson II the chance presents itself.
In q letter to the writer Burns says:
II have had successful tour. and am
leaving for Sydney again In few
days. II I don't start O fight club In
Sydney II be OF to America for visit
but will return to Australia, as l. like
the country and the people. ,.-o
Il would like to get a return match
with johnson while he Is champion.
My wife says II Is a matter about
which must use my own judgment.
l know that public opinion will be
that have not much of chance
against Johnson, but ] thiRk the OPP
posite. did not do myself justice In
our last fight. and at that, It never
should have been stopped. can beat
that negro as sure rs you're alive
In a long fight. and I'll prove It II he
will give me another match. l was
out Of luck that day. and that's all
there was to It. did not use my head
enough. II had let Johnson do some
Of the leading, there would have been
different story to tell. know that
once or twice when he assumed the
aggressive he nearly fell over him
self. After that he went on the defen.
sive again, and like fool, played
into his hands. ! rushed and rushed,
and his superior reach and strength
told its tale. L..
II know one thing. Johnson had to
20 to hospital the day after, the
fight. He may not admit 1t, but, two
of his ribs were splintered. This Is
one Of the things that makes me feel
satisfied that can beat him In I'm
ish fight" 10
Further along in his letter Tommy
speculates on the possibilities of JET.
fries and johnson getting together
III they do, mark my words. Jeiferles
will be close enough to his old form ia
beat Johnson. 1t may be that JeG's
iron hands have to some extent last
licked for all that" -
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
Roller Travels
In Bad Company

Joe Carroll, the wrestling promoter
for n long time Frank Gotch,s man.
ager; Bert Warner of Minneapolis. a
well.known middle-weight wrestler,
and VIM s. Harris of Spokane were
arrested at Curfew. Douglas county.
Wash, as members Of the Mabray
gang Of wrestling swindlers recently
indicted at Omaha ard Council Bluffs,
says the Call.
Carroll and Warner arrived In Seat
tie recently. attracted by the prosper
ity Of the wrestling business. for DR..
b. +. Roller was meeting all corners
before large audiences In the worlds
fair arena, ana generally winning.
Carroll matcted his athlete, Warner,
against tho physician, but a hitch oc.
Cured at the ringside that has caused
all wrestling matches to be viewed
with suspicion. Warner, as soon as he
entered the ring. lay fiat on his back.
A man In the audience then read q
statement from Warner that In order
to get a match with Roller he was
obliged to agree to lie down twice
and let Roller wiz. There was great
excitement, while Roller ana his man.
ager Indignantly denied Warmers
statement. .g ..ss. .-. 40.
Warner said he would lie down
again to save his honor, and then, II
Roller wished, the third encounter
would be squarely contested. Roller
won the fall after contest that SAVIOR.
ed of pugilism and jiu-jitsu. finally dis
ahling the smaller man by hurting him
to the floor and dislocating his shout
der. Since the match much harsh
language has been used by the wrest
lers, and DR.. Roller Is under bonds to
answer to charge OF criminal libel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
SHORT SPORTS.

Charles r.. Wheeler, Il second-year
student from Modesto, died of heart
failure last night after friendly
tussle with his roommate and sew
eral friends. He was a well-known
athlete says the Call of October s.
Wheeler had been wrestling with
several companions in his room at
one Of the campus boarding-houses
and complained that he was exhaust
ed and not feeling well. His COM
panions thought that he was only
naturally tired from his efforts, but
he became rapidly worse. and Dr.
Williams, the resident physician OF
the campus, was summoned. Before
the physician arrived Wheeler was
dead, At the Inquest held In Palo
Alto, this afternoon the verdict was
to the effect that death was caused
by acute dilation of the heart.
Wheeler was q track athlete, maxi
ing his second team letter on the
varsity squad last semester. His
parents live in Modesto.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
Papke Defeats
Willie Lewis

BILLY Papke proved himself the
master OF Willie Lewis at the Ma
tional Sporting Club on October s.,
battling for six rounds before one
OF the greatest fight crowds ever
brought together in Pittsburg.
For two rounds the fighting was
fast, clean and of brand that con-
WINGED sports they were being hand
ed the real thing. In the third round
Papke began with right to the head
that sent Lewis to the floor, but the
latter was up in an instant and re-
turned to the milling. In the fourth
Lewis went down twice, but hi stay.
ing qualities brought him through.
nthe fourth round Papke fought
Systematically, swinging for the
head and jabbing at the body Papke
clearly outclassed his opponent, but
should have kp cked Lewis out in
the fourth round, when he had him
greatly distressed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16
Sir Thomas Upton
To Try Again

Sir Thomas Upton has decided to
make another attempt to NIT" the
Americas cup, says the Examiners
London correspondent. The baronet
sails for New York ON October 9th
for the purpose Of looking over the
ground and consulting the authorities
OF the New York Yacht Club In an
endeavor to induce them to permit
him to challenge under the universal
rule. t ....
81 am as hot on the Americas trail
as everi said." said Sir Thomas to-
night. 81 am willing and anxious to
challenge, but It must be under the
universal rule that prevails at every
regatta in America. I think what Is
u good enough rule for all American
yacht clubs to race under should be
good enough for the cup races.
Il will build and sail any size boat
the New York Yacht Club wishes un'
der the universal rule, which was ad-
opted to prevent freaks like the Sham
rock, Columbia, Reliance. etc, sailing
In the American cup races. No
builder OF any repute will build under
that antiquated fifty six-year-old rule
as 1t would mean more magnificent
freak than ever before.
1T is all very good to sail freaks
around Sandy Hook ard Long Island
Sound, but to sail freak across the
starmy Atlantic is a different matter.
81 don't say that II the New York
Yacht Club Is willing to accept a chal-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-10-16

II IL felt by many who have read
the sable message that the display or
animus against the colored champ
ion was unworthy Of a white sports
man, and such Jim Jefferies was al
ways understood to be, says the Sgd
ney Referee. A recognised author
ity on boxing matters. Mr.. Barney
Reynolds, Melbourne, says that JEFF
fries never made the yindictive and
boastfnl remark that is attributed
to him in the cablegram. for he is
too listless and lazy man to worry
himself about these things, and too
good hearted a man to express the
sentimentsalleged.
well. how did the statement get
into print? More lying reportersg"
Mr.. Reynolds was asked. 49, =
In q statement made by Jefferies'
manager. Sam Berger. l fancy" was
the reply, "and am strongly Of the
opinion that. Jefferies knows MOTH
ing about It. nor will he ever read
~ Al the, pdpeiS po'ouSc NC 10 wv
lazy to read anything He just
wants to be Diet alone. to rest, for
he loves that best of all. When he
was married, his wife found seven
hundred, unopened letters in his
boxes, some of them from women.
Jefferies used to gather up his let
tiers when they accumulated in
heaps during the period he was
training. and say to his trainer,
Guess I'll Just go away to my room
and read these letters. Don't let
anybody disturb me for three or
four hours. I'll lock the door, And
he would throw the whole lot into a
box and sleep solid all the time. He
loved to sleep and his trainer was
so hard on him at times that 1t was
only by this plan he could get n bit
OF rest on his own account. I'm
sure he never said what's in the
cable about Johnson; he'd rather
sleep than worry. He thinks It
time enough to take an interest In
the affair when he steps into the
ring--and then he fghts."