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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-26
CHE HAD PLAN ALL HER OWN.
Mrs. sehnidt's Method Of solving tas
Servant Question:"

We'll, Mrs. Rosenberg, you should
have seen me-" said one out-getting-
the-air woman to another last even
ing on West Callowhill street. There
was all my lovely dishes and my cut.
glass punch bowl broken. broken In q
thousand pieces. She had dropped
the whole tray. There she was, look
ing at me. with all my lovely china on
the floor. Ach, Gott. 1t was awful! I
could hardly get my breath. was 30
mad and so excited. just looked at
her, and what do you think I said,
Mrs. Rosenberg, what do You think
said to herr"
"Oh, oh, oh. ] can't imagine. Mrs.
Schmidt. What did you say? What
did you say?'
Not one word Not one single word.
She thought | was going to seold her;
but never opened my mouth. And
never do, Mrs. Rosenberg, no matter
what she breaks or what she does.
Why, sue has broken more than $50
worth OF china. cut glass and furni-
ture and burned up some Of my best
underclothes when she irons. Every
washday she let's some OF my fins
things blow off the roof or forgets TO.
bring hem down and they are stolen;
but never say one word to her. That
Ii the way | keep her. All my friends
have trouble with their maids and are
always changing but Minna stays
with us. II / let her see was mad
and scolded her all the time. would
be sitting on chair In an employ
ment agency trying to get maids. No.
ma'am, keep your mouth shut Is my
plan, and you can keep your serv.
ANS"
Amt II the TRUTH said MIRA.
Rosenberg, admiringly. -Philadsiphis
Ledger
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BOTH THINKER AND oRiNKER
Eminent EngIlshman One Of the Mos,
Bibuious Of Men.

The great Person, librarian and
Greek scholar, would sit up drinking
all night without Seeming to feel any
bad effects from It. Horne Tooke told
Samuel Rogers that he once asked
Person to dine with him In Richmond
buildings, and, as he knew that Por.
son had not been in bed for the three
preceding nights, he expected to get
rid OF him at a tolerably early hour.
Person. however. kept Tooke up the
whole night, and in the morning the
latter in perfect dessalr, said: Mr..
Person, l am engaged to meet 8
friend at breakfast at a coffee house
In Leicester square, oh" replied
Person, II will go with YOU" and he
accordingly did SO. Soon after they
had reached the coffee house Tooke
contriyed to slip out, and, runnipA
home. ordered his servant not to let
MIR. Person In, even IL he should at
tempt to batter down the door. "A
msap"" observed Tooke. who could sit
up four nights successfully might have
sat up 40" 49,
Iooke used to sag& that "Porson
would drink ink rather than not drink
at all" Indeed, he would drink any
thing. He was sitting with a gentle.
man after dinner I'm the chambers o:
a mutual friend. Templar. who was
then Ill and confined to bed. A serv.
ant came into the room. sent thither
by his master, for bottle Of embro.
cation, which was on the chimney.
piece. II drank II an hour ago." said
Porson.-London's 7. P.'s Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-26
WRITES NOVEL IN TEN DAYS.
That 10 Feat Of Popular r. Marion
Crawford.

The popular American novelist. f.
Marion Crawford, has a beautiful villa
in Sorrento The villa, on the edge oil
rich brown cliffs that fall sheer, like
a wall, into the blue waters OF the
Mediterranean, offers superb view
of the shining sea, of Capri, OF Naples
and Vesuvius.
Mr.. Crawford has written an In
credible number OF novels. Indeed, IL
Is said of him that be can, without
difficulty, write long and really quite
readable novel in ten days. Hence IL
Is not strange that with his wealth.
and fame he should he the lion or Sor'
rento.
In a Sorrento hotel sat . group Of
American tourists.
"The natives here" said a tourist
from Duluth, talk OF nothing but
Mariana Crawfoot. have found out
at last what they mean. They mean,
by Jove, our great American novelist.
+. Marion Crawford
Crawford Is wonderful writer"
said q tourist from Boise City. He
thinks nothing Of turning out novel
in three days"
81 doubt that" a tourist from Baiti.
more said. yet 1t is true that Crsw-
ford has written great many books
over 100. l think the figures stand.
And he is still young, remember. He
may yet break all records"
81 don't believe any man living
ever read all Crawford's books" said
q tourist from New York.
A tall, broad.shouldered gentleman.
who had been listening on the out
skirts of the group. with something
like a sneer lifting his sweeping mus
tache, spoke up impatiently at this
juncture.
81 have read them all" he said.
The tourist looked in surprise at the
stranger.
Have you, ehr' said 4 Chicagoan.
"And who, may ask, are you?"
IL am Crawfora." was the reply.
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he GOT BACK.


Cecil Page, a Scotland Yard detect.
I've, was buncoed in New York out OF
a large sum Of money. Discussing the
trick that had been played ON him. Mr..
Pape said the other day:
I'D get back at those chaps II / had
the time. A Scotland Yard detective
Is dangerous individual to bunco.
II my engagements at home were not
pressing, would stay here till
landed those audacious rascals IN
prison.
you mustn't play tricks on Scot.
land Yard. you know" said Mr.. Page,
more complacently. Scotland Yard,
IL you try 1t, gets back at you every
time. 1t Is like the story Of the watch.
There was London music han
manager, Shoesmith by name. who
was very fond OF his joke. especially
after dinner. when he had q bottle Of
champagne inside him
We'll, one night after dinner Shoe.
smith entered an Oxford street jewell
er's and said to the clerk:
My man. what are those things
thsre-those round. nat things. white
on the one side and yellow on tina
other?
Why, sir, they are watches; hunt.
Ing case watches, SIR the clerk an.
swered.
"And what are they forr says
Shoesmith.
ITO indicate the time says the
clerk.
Fancy says Shoesmith. DO you
know, I've heard of them. And how
much do they cost?'
From Ave to fifty pounds, sir
Are there printed directions for
making them go?'
"'Oh, no. said the clerk. TO make
them go is very simple. You merely
wind them once a day with a key
And when do you wind them-iu
the evening or In the morningy
You must wind yours, sir, in the
morning. the clerk answered, gently
and patiently.
Why In the morning?
Because In the evening you are
drunk. Mr.. Shoesmith. and would
break it,"
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Worth That Much.

was standing in front of one Of the
paper from home" stands In Broad.
way recently, when a seedy gent with
feeble eye stepped up and bought
papers from Oshkosh, Kalamazoo and
Wheeling. My curiosity overcame my
manners and l ventured to inquire re,
gardlng the purchase. He only slipped
rapidly away and followed. Finally.
after a chase OF two blocks, he stopped
and made motion of mystery.
"Sh-h," he whispered; ARE you q
con- dence MANI"
mo. | merely want to know why
you purchase papers from such
places?'
"Oh, do that to throw any conf
jence men that may he following me
OF the track" he retorted.
He only got my Ingersoll. 1t pays to
carry them.-Beau Broadway in New
York Telegraph.
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NO Need to Come to Court.

There was a lawyer In Cincinnati
who was noted for the strength OF his
lungs and the vehemence with which
he would roar out his remarks TO the
court" said jurist. He had a case
down for argument one morning, but
was unable to be present, A clerk
appeared and asked the Judge to put
over the case until two o'clock that
afternoon. Where will Mr.. - be
Just before two o'clock" queried the
Judge. In his once, your honor, re.
piled the clerk. And that is how fay
from here? continued the judg,
About three-quarters Of mile. said
the clerk. Tell Mr. 49, not TO bother
coming way up here to court. said the
Judge. Let him make his argument
right from his Office. We can hear
him just as well MS though lie were
In court"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-26

shall renee
let enclosure or ride
prinses
another thereof shall
guilty of
Sec 1853 With 0cersAny person who shall Interfere
exercise o. is ofci dut sha be
Sec169 Driving Sheep Through streetE person who drives any
lie according to the
Sec Opium shall within the limits of this town
contribute
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the sold for such
Any violating the provisions this section shall guilty Of
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-26
Momentarily at a Loss.

The eminent detective had found
ciew to the mystery he had been try.
Ing to unravel.
Ha' he exclaimed. 81 have Il at
last! And now"
Here he hesltated.
hopping his perspirlng brow. he
took out his pocket edition of the
Sherlock Holmes stories and eagerly
scanned Its pages to ascertain whether
the proper course after having discov.
cred clew was to follow 1t up or Ia
run II down.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-06-26
CERTIFICATE.
State of Utah,
County of Box Elder. SIS.

1. {. he
County Utah consisting hundred
OF Garland Elder Utah meeting the board
trustees n A..
meeting
WITNESS corporate o town.
day
CUTLER
lSEAL1
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Las juntss consultivas de Isabella,
Quebradillas, Maricao, Corozsl, Peiue-
las, Patillas y Ciales, han enviado {
Ia Direction del Servicio de Anemia
su informe correspondence al mes de
Diciembre 6ltimo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Vapores americanos Santurce y Goa
mo costeros India, Progreso, Dos Her
manos Uberita.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18
Varias noticias

Los dias q, %, y % del corriente,
daran comienzo los trisagios q la Vir-
gen de La Providencia, en- la parro--
quia de San Francisco de Asis.
Al toque de oraci6n dara principle
con ell Santo Rosario Y eiercicios, y
cantos acompanados con ammonium
FL dia % salve solemne.
Ell dia "a misa cantada 4 las ocho,
con panegirico cargo de uD elocuen-
fe orador.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Nos infornan one 81 proyecto da
AyuDtsmienio de Nanati, para hacer
uB emprestiio con dcstiBo 4 un aeuesiuc
10 IA. sido fransferido para a nuevo
prcsupueSto del ano pr6xinso. DE SEN
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

ACCIONES
Banco TER itorial y Agrfcola $50.
asanco de Puerto Rico IS.
American Colonial Bank SISc a 200
1T. Silva B. C.. $IIo.
cEDULAS HIPOTECARIAS
RAnco Territorial y AgTicola:
Em.siones 5" s" 800.
Idem g. $Ioo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

SALIDAS PARA FL EXTKRIOR
No hub.o
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Ricardo Ruiz. Inesperado, Isabella
4 yoven Clara.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Emma Norton, descargando.
Caracas, pendiente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

ESCUDOS DE PUERTO RICO, en- colores,
CODIGO MASONICO, en- colores, tamaic Z
DISCURSO NOTABLE de d. Lum Auhos
y retrato del autor, &. -
"LLEvAME AL CINE, MAMA, dann Nh
"LA MARIPOSA", mazurka para piano.
plea de nl6n. :
"LAS DOS PALOMAS", damn cuhana, r
j. Nthex. :.
PLANO DE LA CAPITAL y contornOa q
GIROS DE FELICITACION para Ahe M
SORPRESA PARA Ell OLA DE NOCkl
de carta, 10 ejemplares. =
TARJETAS PARA ANO NUEVO, pFspiaI
tados Unidos, 10 copias. =
MAPAS DE LA ISLA, en- eolores, II xs p
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Goleta americana Dean e. Bron. De
be haber salido de New York, "a 5 del
corriente.
Consignatarios, S. de Ezquiaga-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18
R@vi@0a Commercial

w. II. Bower, descargando.
Carrie Strong, descargando.
Brazo y Coraz6n, descargando.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Goleta amer Daisy Farlin. Saldra
de New York para esta, el % del CO.
corTiente.
Consignatarios, s. dc Ezquiaga-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

tirse O. u determimci6u de los sefso-
res ediles.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18
- IN eurioso modo De haeer In
carload { costa de la hygiene.
4 los snsriplNrs ' Agslts

Para L. buena marcha de esta AAnk
nistraci6n, no sdnitimos Atlas -
suscripciones { este diarie sine aes1G
el primero de cada mes. Las BAJAS
~ sviaar&n los dias 80 81; advir--
tiSndose que las que sc dieren con pss-
tesioridad NO se tonar<n en- cuont8
N surtir&a efeete en- Ia contabilida&
hasta cl dia ditimo del mes siguiea-.
te n In que 20 solicitor.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

.vapor americana Harry Luckenback.
Soli6 de New York para esta, el Is del
presente.
Consignatarios, Insular Line
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

Vapor ingies Cayo Soto. Proceden-
te de Amberes llegar& & Arecibo, al
rededor del Is del corriente y eonti-
nuara viaje para Ia Habana y demAs
puertos de su ruta.
Consignatarios, j. T. Silva b. Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

vapor espanol Martin Saenz. Sa-
li6 de Barcelona para esta hacienda
las escalas intermedias, el Is del Co
rriente.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Isquier-
do y Ca
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-01-18

BrazO y Coraz6n, descargando.
cosTANERos
Guillermito, Arroyo y Aaunabe.
Petra, Humacao.
Santa Marta, Lola.
Deseada, psndiente.
Ana Maria, Naguabo.
Mayaguezana, Aguadilla.
Inesperado, pendiente.
Ricardo Ruiz, pendiente.
Isabella, pendiente.
Joven Clara, pendiente.
Aurelia, pendiente,
BUQuEs ANuNClADos
vapor alem&n President. Proceden-
te de Santo Domingo estar4 aqui, ei
25 actual.
Consignatarios, M. y Korber. !
vap. esp. Puerto Rico. Sali6 e IA
del corricmte de Santa Cruz de Tene-
rife para esta.
Conignatarios, 8. do Isqu;~de J. q
Vap esp. Monserrat. Sali6 del puer-
to de CAdiz para el nuestro, el 10 del
corriente, el cual lleger1 el %.
Consignatarios, s. de Ezquiaga.
vapor esp. Antonio Lopez. Llega-
ra este puerto ell % del corriente
procedente de Venezuela y Colombia.
Consignatarios, S. de Ezqmga-
vapor francis Quebec. Con proce-
dencia de Puerto Plata estar& aqui.
de I'M momento otro.
Consignatarios, j. T. Silva B. Go.
AoA&s<~Ds
para New York el 20 del corriente.
Consignatarios, Viilar y Co.
Vapor americana Philadelphia. Del
puerto de New York para el nuestro
sali6 el 16 del actual.
Consignatarios, Villar y Co.
vapor uruguay Brasile6o. Saidr2
de Barcelona paa esta hacienda las
escalas intermedias, el 81 del corrien-
te
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Izquier-
do y Co.
vapor amer. S. v. Luckenback. Sal
dra para New York, el % del corrien-
te.
Consignatarios, Insular Line.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-06-06
BOSSISM

T the City club luncheon Lionel A.
n Sheldon, former governor of New
n Mexico, now a resident of Pasa-
dena, scourged the boss and machine
system unmercifully-as it deserves to
be scourged. He said there are classes
watching for opportu-
mites to graft from the public through
the attainment of offices, fat contracts
or special privileges. There are hordes
of such in all our cities of considerable
magnitude The political boss is not a
leader He is a dictator, not of meas
ures for the general good, but of eau
cuses and conventions or primaries, for
the purpose of putting into the public
offices the men who will work in the
machine harness and obey orders
Governor Sheldon added if the people
would have the justest and wisest gov
ernment the first step to be taken is
to abolish the machine and the boss.
Los Angeles in it's famous recall cleo
ton showed how united patriotism can
whip the machine and the boss.
Doubtless Governor Sheldon will
agree with us perpetual vigilance will
be necessary if we are to keep the city
free from the influences of corporation
ism and the grating, un-American
tyranny of bossism.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-06-06
CHURCH UNION

rs CHURCH union possible? Is ii
practicable? The question is being
L answered by various movements
which are all in the direction of ulti-
mate union. Sometimes we hear of
ecclesiastical bodies uniting on some
common ground. Sometimes we hear
of divided branches Of a church taking
action for harmony. Obviously, gem
eral church union cannot be practicable
until each church is united in itself.
An organization which is doing much
good by producing national instead Of
sectional feeling with regard to import
ant church matters in the United States
is the Presbyterian Brotherhood of
America, which represents strong
union for practical church work. There
is no need of rivalry between any
branches of the Christian church. Each
can do its work in its own field and in
its own way. and all can be united in
true christian endeavor" to improve
everyday conditions in the United
States. Church union is needed at the
present time more urgently than it has
ever been needed in the worlds history.
Ecclesiastical bodies are beginning to
realize the united churches would not
be less successful and practicable than
the United States. and glorious indeed
would be the results of the cooperative
social services rendered to suffering
mankind by the united churches.
"Unto what is the kingdom of God
like, and whereunto shall l resemble
it?" asked Jesus, and answered, 1T is
like a grain of mustard seed which
man took and cast it into his garden;
and it grew, and waxed into great
TREE, and the fowls of the air lodged
in the BRANCHES of it,"
But Jesus did not give countenance to
any theory so ridiculous as that each
branch would insist it was the only true
tree. Modern Christianity must conquer
the world and regenerate it by uniting
the churches.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-06-06
ENGLAND AND GERMANY

GO IAN English army officer has
declared there will be no war
~ between England and Germany
as long as King Edward lives" We
don't think there will ever be any
war between England and Germany.
England would be rash, indeed, if, in
these strenuous times, she went whoop-
ing off to fight a great military en-
pire without the backing of Scotland.
Ireland, Wales, Canada, Australasia,
South Africa and the colonies. And
we think it is impossible England will
ever get the consent of the United
Kingdom and the British empire to
make war on Germany. Therefore, our
friend is right.
In fact, in these days of the ever
increasing provincialism of England in
it's relation to the union and the en-
pire, it will be very, very difficult to
provoke a quarrel with anybody on
purely English grounds The citizens
of the United Kingdom and the chill
dren of the empire are in harmony
with England in every plan for the
good of the world and the ultimate
federation of the race, and that is why
they fought for united south Africa;
Los Angeles herald., 1909-06-06
AIRSHIPS

A N ADVERTISING man in England
u released a fleet of model airships.
- They were lifted and sustained by
old-fashioned hot air, and they flew
into the sky with lights brightly burn
ing. This is the authenticated eXplana-
tion of the war balloon scare in Eng
land. However. the British are not sat-
isfied. They must have their war scare.
They cannot be happy without it. And
so now they have found German SOL
diers are employed in England, and are
patiently biding their time until at a
given signal they will exchange
walters jackets and coachmens coats
for a military uniform. There are as
many as several housand of these spies,
it is said, and at a word of command
(telepathed, we presume) they will pro-
ceed to annihilate or subdue forty mil
lion Englishmen.
Why, our Japanese war scare was
respectable alongside of this outburst
of English puerility. If any enemy had
a few thousand spies scattered up and
down this coast, there would be some
excuse for an uncomfortable feeling.
But a few thousand spies in densely
populated South Britain!
All that would have been necessary
would have been to move upon them
en- masse and overwhelm them.
The English scare e-mongers and the
alarmist newspapers have one crumb
of consolation: They really saw some
thing in the sky. The lights that
moved about the heavens were actual
lights. But they were the lights of
model airships, that were being used
for advertising purposes by Percival
Spencer airship builder and aeronaut.
Mr.. Spencer is to be congratulated on
the remarkable success of his adver-
tisement. 1t has also reassured the
people of England and of the United
Kingdom. Now they know there is in
England a manufacturer of first-rate
flying machines. or airships, who can
turn them out by the dozen The av-
erage type of man-lifting machine
made by him can lift two men, and
carry certain amount of ballast or of
cargo projectilesO, and costs only
ABOUT Sl000.
AS a result of the experiments with
which he has scared the English and
set the world a-talking, Mr.. Spencer
says:
with a favorable wind an airship
such as l manufacture can be made to
pass across any city. l could carry
with me a quantity of dynamite or
other high explosive, and could, with
out any difficulty, cause great destruc-
ton"
1t seems to us it is now Germany s
turn to become hysterical with fright
1t has been proved that a fleet of the
"Spencers" could pepper a German city
with dynamite and get away while the
majestic Zeppelin" was still maneu-
vering and range-finding.
The most sensible course the civilized
powers can take is to agree not to use
airships, big or little, for destructive
purposes.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-06-06
FARMERS PARADISE

TN an industrial edition of the Co
roma Courier-an excellent number,
Il which reflects great credit on it's
enterprising publishers. the Hildreth
brothers-we find a most interesting
article on farming in California, which
shows the average profits per acre,
under normal conditions, are as fol-
lows: Dairying, $75 to s1O0; alfalfa, $50
to SIS: garden truck, S1OO to $3.50; ber-
ries, $3.50 to $3.50; melons, sl0O to $780,
oranges and lemons $3.50 to $400; po-
tatoes. S100 to 5000; sugar beets. $40 to
s1OO; walnuts, $50 to 5000; table grapes,
s1OO TO $500; raisin grapes, $75 to $3.50.
These profits are tempting, represent
ing a reward for farming industry
greater than that offered in any other
state in the Union. In addition we
must remember farming in California
is not the strenuous occupation it is
in the eastern states, where during a
great part of the year it is a constant
fight with nature in her most can
tankerous mood.
Sunshine. farming is very different
matter from farming in the regions of
frost and snow, sleet and ice, and
great extremes Of heat and of cold.
California is the farmers Paradise.