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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
A CARD.

This is to certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your money
If Foley's Honey and Tar fails to
cure your cough or cold. 1t stops the
cough, heals the lungs and prevents,
pneumonia and consumption. Con-
tains no opiates. The genuine is in
a yellow package.-Anders G Phillips.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

1t is the humble man that advances.
BE recognizes his impcrfections and
strives to improve. His progress is
the result Of his knowledge of self.
The vain. conceited, arrogant man
glands still
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

II have such an indulgent husband"
said little Mrs. Doll.
Eyes. SO George says" responded
Mrs. Spiteful. Sometimes INDUCES II
little too much, doesn't hew-London
Tit-Bits.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
The Honest Way

The Honest Way.
Money? POOH" exclaimed sue.
cessful financicr contemporary
There are hundred ways of making
money"
"Ah, but only one honest way!" pro.
tested his companion.
whats thatT'
"Um! thought you wouldn't know
London Telegraph.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
Why do you fret and grumble,
Why don't you take tumble,
Use Beaccm's Picnic Pills,
They will drive away yourills
Try them IS cents. All dfuRgists, 6)1

If you want to feel well, look well
and be well take Foley's Kidney Rem
edy. 1t tones up the kidneys and
bladder, purifies the blood and re-
stores health and strength. Pleas
ant to take and contains no harmful
drugs. Why not commence today?
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
Tender Touch.

A man who is rough and awkward at
everything else will show q delicacy
and skill greater than any woman's
when he has to patch a ten.dollar
bill.-Atchison Globe.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
osTEoPArHY rREArMEN1.

Dr. W. A. Cole of Dubuque, este
opath, will be at Hotel Clarence
Tuesdays and Fridays of each week.
Cali or telephone for appointments.
15-tf.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
Sweeping.

'"rhat is n sweeping argument re.
marked husband whose wife used 4.
troom to convince lin that he eusbi
10 have been home several hours pre-
Yiously.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

1t coaxes back that well feeling,
healthy look, puts the sap of life in
your system, protects you from di-
sease. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea has no equal as a spring tonic
for the whole family. 35c, Tea OF
Tablets.-R. A. Denton.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

The weeping at wedding is never
as real as that which sometimes
comes afterward-. Atchison Globe.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

Many weak, nervous women have
been restored to health by Foley's
Kidney Remedy as it stimulates the
kidneys SO they will eliminate the
waste matter from the blood. Impur-
tiles depress the nerves, causing ner-
vous exhaustion and other ailments.
Commence today and you will soon
be well. Pleasant to take.-Anders
& Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
REV. !. W. wlLLIAMsoN's LETTER

REV. l. w. wlLLIAMsoNs LETTER
Rev. |. w, Williamson. Huntington,
w. Va writes: This is to certify
that used Foley's Kidney Remedy
for nervous exhaustion and kidney
trouble and am free. to say that it
Will do all that you claim for it."
Foley's Kidney Remedy has restored
health and strength to thousands of
weak, run down people. Contains
no harmful drugs and is pleasant to
take.-Anders & Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

Hoarseness, bronchitis and other
throat troubles are quickly cured by
Foley's Honey and Tar as it soothes
and heals the inflamed throat and
bronchial tubes and the most obsti-
nate cough disappears. Insist upon
having the genuine Foley's Honey
and Tar.-Anders & Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
THE CHILDREN LIKE IT
kENNEDY'S LAXATIVE
COUGH SYRUP

Am prepared to do all kinds of work
IN my line. Moving safes. musical in
struments' household goods and heavy
articles speciality
Residence Plane No. 2e5.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12

Greatest spring tonic. drives out
all impurities. Makes the blood rich.
Fills you with warm, tingling life.
Most reliable spring regulator. That's
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. 35c,
Tea or TTablets.-R. A. Denton.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1909-05-12
House for Sale.
Dakota
Lands,

in Brown and McPher-
son counties, South Da-
kota, are choice invest
ments.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Our Language is So Ernl....

The tradcsman had rendered \.
bill, waited "A month and th.n 49,"
Please, sir. | want my bl
Back came the bin with fh... ,t.s
Certainly. here il u.s."
The bin was returned ANA q,
month the tradesman again wrots
Kindly send me the amount Y, ~,
bill" &!
And the answer came prompl. II.
politely: "'-
Certainly; II is sl04.2G
The third month the traiasns-
again wrote.
VIII you send me check fnr 81.
amount OF my bill2"
The answer came. with a Blank un
signed check:
Certainly; here is Tho cha..
have kept the amount al yonr hii
The fourth month The tralu.,rso
wrote:
Il want my bill paid"
And the answer came back $,
do l."
Then the tradesman gave gp-
Ladies Home Journal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
WAITING FOR A MAN
TO COME ALONG
Mere Man Tells Woman Not TO ThinI
About Matrimony.

Woman has been handicapped
through the ages by being brought up
@ think that there is not much worth
while in life outside of marriage
How many precious years and oppor-
.unities for growth, for life enlarge
nent she had missed while waiting for
marriage,
Even to-day. in this progressive age.
xe see Young women everywhere with
splendid possibilities who seem TO be
lust waiting. waiting. waiting for what
hey have been brought mp TO believe is
he supreme event in their lives
Many Of them might broaden their
education and improve themselves
Nonderfully while they are waiting for
he right man 10 come along Did they
Jut know il. they are not half as like
y 10 find the right man while waiting
nactiveiy as when they are vigorously
preparing themselves for a large and
Useful life
II is most unfortunate that any girl
should be brought up to-day with the
ntiquated idea that marriage is every
hing, and that other things do not
,ount much.
The traditions OF the past. however.
are rapidly falling away from the
amancipated woman of the twentieth
century. In this new era tens OF thou
sands Of girls have found glorious
openings in all departments Of life
Vast fields OF usefulness are awaiting
woman on every side. She is realiz
ng that achievement is sexless. that
she can be just as independent as man.
and that there are just as many oppor-
.unities and fields Of usefulness for
her
Who can estimate what this new era
means 70 the plain girl. the girl with
splendid mental powers but who may
De physically unattractive or who may
prefer a single lfe?-Orison SWEET
Marden, in Success Magazine.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

Toques are still large. broad and
heavy looking
Strings are being worn on hats and
tied under the chin.
Newest hats are being extensively
trimmed on the right side
Bandeaux will have little use in the
hats planned for spring.
To clean wings. wipe off the dust
and then sponge with alcohol
Toques Of straw are being trimmed
with fancy rims and feathers.
Flowers dipped into paint or gaso-
line dyes usually come out like new.
Gasoline cleans ribbons and velvet.
or a good cleaning fluid may be used.
A little fan-shaped plating OF real
lace Is great help to the satin and
fur hats.
II they are worth II. the petals NAV
be touched with a small cancels hair
brush.
BlacN chip should be wiped OF with
soft old silk handkerchief. then
rubbed lightly with pure olive oil.
Follow the application with a good
pressing on the wrong side In the case
u the ribbon. and steaming for the
velvet
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
A Fluent Waiter

At restaurant in the WaN Stree.
district where the walters aI .0ass
French and many Of them German
there Is a popular waiter who .noan
90 various regular customers y. F,nf
Frank and Francois. He se.a. c.r
man and French With cqga saenr.
and on that account was the u.c.
OF a bet which he had t0 Gor. -sa
other day. One man who hal aoan
me waiter for years said that Frz
was German. another was M,f sS
certain that he was Frer aal
third said thar both men We're a..r.
and that tha linguist waiter un ia-.
cdly came from Alsata Oh ,ron hat
part OF switzerland where epor. cml
speaks three languages. each w
foreign accent They We're
pr'sed 20 hear thai Frank as a ~.
fers 10 De called was b0rr 70 q.
Eighth ward and has never 0raa M
Their from New York than Wasau4.o-
New York Tribune
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
FOL DE ROL.

White crepe doubled is fashionable
ruching.
The busby style OF toque is prac-
tically out Of favor
The butterfly bow Of black satin has
become a favorite Of neckwear for in
doors.
A hint Of new styles is that there
viii he a general return to tailored
effects
The absence Of fullness. plaits or
gathers prevails in gowns, long coats
and wraps.
Fans with sandalwood framework
are being seen more and more as the
season advances
The newest bracelets are half an
inch wide, of flexible links. set with
all kinds of stones
A clever combination Of lace. satin
ribbon and buckle makes some of the
nattiest neckpieces.
Some separate coats for dressy
afternoon wear are entirely covered
with "vermicelli' braiding.
The directOire sashes which are seen
pictured on the dressier OF the cotton
frochs are of silk
Net panels and bands are going to be
used with all kinds % dress materials
and as often as not plain.
Dressmakers have declared that the
best width for the sent-day clingin.
skirt around the bottom is two yards
and a little over
Tulle and linen jabots are as popular
as ever In Paris. They range from the
simplest possible plated frill to the
most complicated double lace affairs
There is a new skirt made upon az.
rectoire lines which Is partially divid-
ed. but which Is so carefully hung that
when walking the division IS not evil
dent
One OF the latest shoe edicts ordains
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

There is a slight variation in wo-
mems collar shapes. which in the early
spring were all shaped up toward the
ears from rather low front Now the
height is more nearly even all around
but the ruching itself is graded from a
halfinch depth in the front 70 quite
an inch and a quarter in the back
The lace-edged ruchings are the new
est. and on these the lace Is from
third 10 a half inch wide The latest
idea Is 10 have dark chemisette.
matching the dress. with a dark stock
and white or paletoned ruching: or.
II both are light. band Of black or
dark silk or velvet edges the stock and
sets off the white ruching larper's
BaZar
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Appetite Versus Art.

Eddie Foy. az a supper at the Play
ers' Club admitted that a travesty OF
Hamlet' would generally be more
successful than Hamlet" itself
Real high arr" said the comedian
seldom strikes home PLAYED in a
melodrama in my youth where the
leading characters were grand artists.
but their best scenes We're only scoffed
at.
Our villain had death scene In
the sixth act. He reveled in thar
scene. He writhed an over the stage.
II was real high art.
In Tin Can one night. the scene
shiiter started 70 lower the slow cur.
i-in on this death much too soon. The
dying villain, as he kicked about. whis-
pered hoarsely
Time there. young fellow. amt
dead vet
Dead or not dead. said the shifter
me hot supper's waitin fur me. -
Rochester Herald
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Force Of Habit.

In reward for faithful political ser.
vice an ambitious saloon Keeper was
appointed police magistrate.
What's the charge agin this man.
he inquired when his first case was
called
Drunk. yer honor said the police
man.
The newly-made magistrate frowned
upon the trembling defendant.
Guilty or not guilty9" he demanded
Sure. sir" faltered the accused n
never drink a drop
Have a cigar then" urged his hon.
or. persuasivelv. as he ahsentlv polish
ed the top Of the judicial desk with
his pocket handkerchief Every.
bOdy's
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
American Women as "everqreens.'

"Evergreens" are women who have
retained their charm until long past
he period Of life when most of their
sisters have slumped into middle or old
age.
An English woman. the Hon. Mrs.
Fitzroy Stuart, writing in the Strand.
says that American women make good
svereTeens.
They play the game Of youth" she
says. with splendid success. Anglo
American marriages became the mode
in the seventies. and several ladies who
crossed the pond in those far-of days
have kept ever young and remained so
cial queens for two generations
Among these are Consuelo. Duchess
)f Manchester. the Hon. Lady Caring
ton. Lady Molesworth Lady Paget and
Mrs Cornwallis-We
Queen Alexandra is the best in
stance Of lady long past her prime
who has kept much OF her beauty.
grace AM youthful fascination Age Is
an open secret with royal personages.
and most people know that Britain's
Queen will reach sixtyfour on the first
)f next December Yet her features
remain perfect: she is still slender in
figure. Is bright and alert and keeps
as keen a. ever on many interests and
amusements She Is still a good walk
err. can drive her own motor. is a reg
ular opera gOer attends balls and par
ties and l. always dressed to perfec
ton"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07


Faith. Molly O'Neal
Why should you conceal
A face that no artist could fiatter?
There's no hint of your nose
Your chins all thai shows
Since my colleens become a tub-hatter
No longer your eyes
Seem 10 mirror the skies
When those heartkillin glances you
scatter.
ris "A cave that's come down
To the neck OF your gown
why should Molly become tub-hat.
ter2
II your face were not fair.
Sure nobody would care.
As 10 church OF a Sunday you patter,
But for you 10 be hid
In "a laundry style lid
Is sheer cruelty. charming tubhatter-
So. Molly O'Neal.
Give your lad a square deal
Don't stamp. and declare lis no mat
ter
Or perhaps. jealous miss.
He'll be stealth a kiss
From a girl who is not a tub.hatter,
Denver Republican.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
AROUND The FARM.

Abundant bedding for all the stock
Is both humane and economical
Do not throw away the wood shes
They make a good fertilizer for or
chard, lawn or garden
This is the season when manure has
a tendency TO pile up against the side
OF the barn Don't allow it,
You should be comfortable when
working in the barn. but you will not
be Ii the barn Is nor comfortable
One trouble with manure spreaders
is that they are not used enough. They
should ae IN operation all the year.
II the little buttons where the horns
will grow are thoroughly rubbed with
caustic potash during the first two
weeks Of the calls life you will not
have 70 dehorn later
Baking powder and other cans can
be easily uncovered when new by cut.
ting the paper around the seam OF
the cover and then rolling on the floor
once around under the pressure Of the
foot Try it,
Get the horse on 10 full feed gradu
ally. Remember that too radical
change is APT 70 so derange the svs
tenn as 70 unfit the horse for work Tor
some time. This Is also true as re-
spects other livestock
II Is a good plan 20 not only keen
the fences Of the farm in good repair
but 70 build portion new each wear
during the slack times. so that there
Will come no year when all fencing
must be replaced as IS sometimes the
case
chicken we'll Matched Is a chicken
half raised. Is perhaps putting IL
little strong. for constant care and
waichfulness are necessary 10 steer
the little things clear Of the manifold
pitfalls which mark the pathway from
chickcnhOod 10 maturity.
Ii Is said that oats dipped in water
Kept az 1870 degrees Temperature viii
free the grain from smut After such
treatment they should be carefully
dried upon clean floor where smut
infected oats have not been allowed 10
come
Unless amply able IN The way az
room and time 20 keep more than one
breed. confine your chicken raising 10
one variety Chickens are difficult TO
confne during the breeding season on
the average place Mixing viii result.
unless the fowls are closely confined
and watched. especially II you have
neighhors with chickens
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

They stood at the hot chocolate
counter
You should have seen that hand.
some policeman help me over the
crowded street this morning boasted
the one with the blue plumes.
II dld. responded her Jealous rival.
Well. il is not every one that can
receive 50 much attention from a
handsome policeman while crossing
the street"
No. indeed. And You should have
heard what he said after you were
safely over"
All, pretty compliment. III wa.
ger2"
No he said he gave you Just as
much attention as If you had been
young and good looking"
And then the polar atmosphere that
drifted between them almost con
gealed the steaming chocolates-De-
troit Tribune
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

How the Newcomer Was Welcomed BY
Lad Of His Own Age.

The van that brought the first LOAD
Of furniture for the family moving IN
next door had as a passenger small
boy OF about his own age He wei
coined the newcomer Hospitality with
Hello"
Hello YOURSELF"
Say. you've got red hair. too. amt
you9"
Yes. So have you, amt you. jes'
like mines"
DO they ever call YOU Rede'"
"Um-hum. and Reddie' and Red.
ney"
And Ginger"
You bet. and Cedar"
And Bricktop?'
Yes. and Sorreltop"
Does your Uncle Bob say you're
copper mounted
4 amt got no Uncle Bob. but grand
dad says I've got brass ftun's"
Ever call you Beets p"
No. but they call me Carrots
sometimes. cause I've got freckles,
too See"
A pause
say have YOU got a sister,"
No Have you?'
Yes. bur she's grown up. She
wears long dresses and has got a beau
that comes 10 see her every Sunday
evening.
Has she got red hair. too"
Jm-hum. jes like mine"
What do they call herr"
Aw. she's a authenticated beauty"
New York Tribune
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

color. while the front y ~ 49,
ent leather pa'
Gold and silver stocklnrs Ia.
SIN stockings In these effect. {
highly favored for evening az
New evening slippers are III.
tremely low. exposing the sf..l.. *
most 10 lis silken toe Tbi az
French idea, really startlinglv or,.'.
In its effect. 'siha
A new idea. in harmony wth .
craze Tor all things Empire n IN
wearing OF soft green leather .li,.-
and green stockings TO match M. XXI.
ing the green chosen being that .,st
known as Empress.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Farm and Garden.

the pasture They come at a season
the care they require
When lambs come SO late in the sea
son that the dams are out on pasture
The busy time has arrived. and there
is danger that the flock may be
neglected 4 second advantage is found
IN the fact that early lambs can be
pushed on and made ready for early
markets. While IL Is true that con
siderable grain is required 20 accom-
plish this. II is also true that. owing
70 the higher price obtained. the grain
pays a good profit.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
The Savage Pike.

There are several instances or rec.
ord oi bathers being attacked i nkA
and an old writer. CruiI. TELLS y a
giant pike inside OF which was found
the body OF an infant Nuf lon- a-n
a good sized retriever which Ras
swimming in the Thames iu~ above
Chitty's boathouse az Richmond vas
tackled by a pike. which br oas %
its hind legs SO badly as % -eFrr au
artery II was another Thames Pike
which attacked that We'll known laf-
uralist and fisherman MI Cho.m0u-
deley-Pennoll He had actually land
ed the fish. when il sprang from fhe
ground and fixed an It's sharp teeth
into his leg just above the knee The
creature hung on so herceiy % rs
hold that stick had 90 he used %
pry its jaws apart-Chambess lorr
nal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Grounds for Suspicion.

$50 Won have perfect confidence -
your husband" asks the woman Who
hopes everything is all right hu' has
her doubts
why. certainly" says The young
married woman Herbert never Is
away from home of evenings Tie ne'.
er even goes 10 a stag dinner and he
calls me up three or four times Dag
TO let me know where he is Ana be
insists that shall open all his letters
We'll. | don't know When q man
acts that way il seems 20 ME thai n
has something on his conscience I've
always noticed that when man Keeps
himself free Of suspicion there. room
to suspect something. CHICAGO Post
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

The Jews said from Dan to Beer.
sbeba
The easterner SAYS from Medina
70 Mecca"
The southerner says from Florida
20 Alaska"
The Hoosier saws from the great
lakes 10 the gulf"
The English say from Lands End
70 John O'Groat's"
The South American saws from the
isthmus 70 the Horn
In Louisiana they say from New
Orleans 10 Pittshurg.''
In California the common express
sion Is from Altaville 10 Pilot Knob"
st Louis obe-Democrat.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07
Horse Notes.

Remember thar overfatness in a sire
may hide many defects
As a rule a horse broad In the fore
head will he intelligent and kind.
Breed for a purpose The average
farmer should breed the draft horse
Feed judiciously rather than plen-i-
fully Many horses are fed into a
poor condition
After days work clean the work
horses thoroughly. Wash their legs
from The knees down and rub dry
Breed preferably 10 sire that is
regularly worked on the farm or has
regular road experience every day.
the horses Will get more benefit
from their rest al noon il the harness
Is removed a. soon as they get 10 the
stable
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

o, will walk with you. my lad. which
ever way you fare.
You'll have me. too. the side OF YOU
with heart as light as air.
No care for where the road you takes
aleadlng -anyNhere-
IL can but be a joyful jaunt the whilst
you journey there
The road you takes the path OF love,
an that's the bridth Of two
And | will walk with YOU. my lad-O.
will walk with you
Ho' ] Will walk with yon my lad.
BE weather black or blue.
Or roadsides frost Or dew. my lad
o, / Will walk with you
Aye. glad. my lad walk With you.
whatever winds may blow.
Or summer blossoms stay our steps. or
binding drifts Of snow.
The way that Won SET face and foot's
The way thai I will go.
And brave nm be- abreast OF you. the
saints and angels know.
With loyal hand IN loyal hand. and
one heart made for TWO.
Through summers gold or winters
cold. It's J Viii walk with you
Sure. will walk with you. my lad
AS love ordains ME to-
To heavens door. and through. my
lad.
Q. | VIII walk with YOU
James Mh.rcomb Riley.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-05-07

Mrs. Jones Ga sufragette)-I don't
ask special privileges. Mr.. Jones.
What | DO ask is that you. for cyan.
pie. a man. should treat me- exactly
as you would another man Instead
Of talking small talk and treating me
like a thing 70 be protected. and all
that. assume toward me he attitude
you do 20 Mr.. Warrington Treat me
like a good fellow
Mr. Jones quickly WHY. certain
~. old chap. Lend me a flyer viii
YOU 2"--London Graphic.