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Fair play., 1909-12-04

New York Evening Mail Govern.
ment experts estimate that there is
enough coal in the United States to
last 1910 years. Orders for delivery
after tbs expiration Of that period are
received by ali responsible dealers.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Refrigerated state rnoms are now
featured on three new ships engag d
IN the fruit trade between New Orleans
and Colon. Each room is iittel with
a cooling radiator opgr ,ted in confe s.
ton with the refrigerating plant thit
is used for preserving fruit iu transit.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

A course in Standard Oil law will
probably be added to the curriculum
" some OF the standard colleges. The
amount of Judicial information which
has been recently released will keep
au ordinary class for several sessions.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Itwould be interesting to see Eusa-
bra Paladino raise chair with PreSi-
dent Taft sitting in it without touch
iyg il. She is said to be mighty
raiser and this would be a supreme
test
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Olive Fremstadt achieved consider
able notice last week by being chased
over Chicago by deputy sheriff. 1t
was a good thing for the press agent
and furnished considerable inexpensive
advertisement.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Friends Of Judge Gaynor are dis-
cossing him rs presidsnt,ai material.
IL would be FIst as well To see what
kind Of a mayor he will make. He has
a pretty large piece Of work cut out
FOR hin in Graater New York.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Baconian experts are now searching
f0r cave IN England which Is said to
contain proof that Shakespeare is a
myth 1t is late day to make the
discovery. and the cave has not yel
been fonDd
Fair play., 1909-12-04

The bread line will be interested IN
knowing that there is one mill IN Min
n.apolis that grinds $4,000 barrels OF
flour each dag and runs night shift
10 keep in touch with the demands OF
business.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

For the Anglo-Japanese exhibition
to be held in London next May the
Japanese government has appropriated
81 800, 900. This shows the element
of civic pride which marks the progress
of this little nation.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Someone has suggested that the
hookworm should be given the hqn'd
air treatment. 1t is necessary drst,
however. to- find the worm.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Last year more than 81 900 children
we're taught to swim at the London
public schools. 1t is part of the regu-
lar scholastic course of the Britisher.
Fair play., 1909-12-04
The bitter aud the sweet combined

The bitter aud the sweet combined
against Uncle Sam. The sugar scan
dal developed the further interesting
information that the same customs
officials managed to squeeze over 81
000,0 ont of lemons. People are
beginning to wonder out of what penal
colony the New York custom house
was recrnited.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

It only takes l.S0 worth of wool TO
make $50 suit Of clothes, says an ex-
change. At that rate per suit a
morning after" taste is good for
about years supply of clothing.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

The English Society for Psychical
Research has discovered that the soul
weighs two ounces, which explains
xay some whole-souled people are
saeh lightweights.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

A defendant in recent divorce pro-
eeedings declared he wasn't so anxious
20 have his wife forgive his sins as he
was to have her forget them.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Signora Palladino, the spiritualistic
medium. who is the present sensation
IN New York. may be able to raise
tgbles. but so far she has not been able
b. raise much cash.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Trunks with false bottoms have been
ssed by diamond smugglars to bring
goods into this country. This is an un-
necessary snbterfuge when customs
officials are SO accommodating.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

An aeroplane trust has been formed
and the Wright and Curtiss patents
control the situation. Contracts for
white wings will not be filled until
spring.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Speaking of the productive soil of
Kansas Il land agent says Not
long ago man threw half link Of
bologna ont the ear window and when
the train came back the next day it ran
through pack of 100 dogs and killed
good many of them If a man
would scatter little of the root of all
evil around in country like this at
about 10 o'clock iu the morning he
could come around after dinner and
find government mint in full opper-
alton.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Anxious astronomers have discov-
cred that winter has set in on the
planet Mars. 1t has been showing
and the sleighing is said to be fine.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Upon his return to this country Col.
John Jacob Astor will probably be
pleased to know that good many peo-
ple have been worrying about him.
Fair play., 1909-12-04
LikH6 l53 ItNrs.

VIM. Par Englsud'- "d-si msn-
m-'rird the ,h,r'i lime ~ l20. w"rted
IN the field. iiil 1872 aud lived 81 year
longer. People -h"nid hr youthful ~
shows how !" rsn.in ,nuug ~ feel
just like y l6 wear old b,, h" write.
latter tnkiux .iX b"iiies uI Ei-cirr
Riiirr-. For thirty Years kidney ,rnu
hie INSIDE nie burden, but the tir-i
bottle az this wundpriu m.diclu,
convinced M had i"urd ,hc greatest
cure um g,rth." The,'re gOt-rnd
=" weak, -ickly, runhosn or old peu,
pie. Try them 50r NJ all druxgIs's
Fair play., 1909-12-04

William +. Curtis has found a wo-
man who can talk in fifty-four tongues.
Tie average woman can talk enough in
one tongue to fill dictionary.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Ia addition to his determination to
actively re-enter national politics, Col.
Bryan does not deny that he is still the
little brother of the Oklahoma consti-
tutioD
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Walter wcllman says Cook is faker.
Wcllman never got near enough TO
the north pole to escape the danger OF
suustroke.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Chas. |. Gosh vas recently married
to Anna y. Dam ia dialogue. That
was almost like profaning the marriage
ccrcnory.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Boston has organized a poets club.
To join each applicant must pay ten
dollars. There should be plethora
eycbeouer in the early days of spring.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

wet and dry" are two words
new having definitions not arcorded
thcrs in the days of our graudfathers,
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Dir. Bryan's brother says the Com
moncr owner j. not for prohibition but
for county local option.
Fair play., 1909-12-04
The Rev. IrI X. Hicks 1910 Almanac

Ready November 18th. 1874, a splendid year
book, on astronomy aud meteoro'' gy, the only
one containing The original "iiichs Weather
Forecast. 4" By mall, p"s'psid. S5c. on news
stands. Doe. One copy tree with q years. sub
scripiirn to Word and WORKS, the ReN III X.
Hicks Monthly Msgssi"e. the beet $I NoUth'y
in Amerlca Discounts on Almsnacs In guam
tties. Agents wanted Remember, the gen-
nine clicks Forecasts" are not published any
where rlse-you get them only in his own pub
lications WORD AND WORKS PUBLISH
ING On, 2l0l Locust ST, 81 Louis. au.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Rath House Johu and Hinky Dink
ara making preparations to provide
Chicago with its annual drunk.
Fair play., 1909-12-04
Eat What
You want of the food YOU need
Kodol will digest it.

You need a sut,ctent amount Of
good wholesome food and more than
this you need to fully digest It.
Else you can't gain strength, nor
can you strengthen your stomach II
1t is weak.
Yoy must eat In order to live and
maintain strength.
You must not diet, because the
body requires that you eat q suite
lent amount Of food regularly.
But this food must be digested,
and 1t must he digested thoroughly.
When the stomach can't do 1t,
you must take something that will
help the stomach.
The proper way to DO Is TO eat
what you want, and let kodol di.
gest the food.
Nothing else can do this. When
the stomach Is weak 1t needs help;
you must help it by giving it rest,
and Kodol will do that.
Fair play., 1909-12-04
Our Gusrantec

Go 70 your druggist today, and
purchase dollar bottfc, and II YOU
can honestly say, that you did not |
receive any benefits from IL, after
using the entire bottle, the drug. |
gist viii refund your money to yoa
without question or delay.
We will pay the druggist the price !
Of the bottle purchased tG' yo,h
This offer applies to the large |
bottle only and to but one In .
family.
We could not afford to make such |
an offer, unless We positively knew
what kodol will do for you.
1t would bankrupt as.
The dollar bottle contains ~ times
as much as the fifty cent bottlo.
Kodol Is made at the laboratories
of +. G. Dewitt & Co., Chicago.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

Kodol Is made at the laboratories
of L. c. Dewitt & Co., Chicago.
Fair play., 1909-12-04

The Count, Surveyor Ut Ste
G-nrvipvr COnnty il '-ady To d,
,il surveying on short notice
work guaranteed
JOSEPH l.ALUMONDlERE
ConntN SURVIVOR
Fair play., 1909-12-04

ceremony
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Audubon Johnson is enjoying
visit in Virginia.
-Thos. Frusher who has been quite
i'll with the grip, is improving.
Miss Anna Wallace spent last
week at the E. L. Kingsbury home.
Mrs. Alfred Kazmaier was the
guest of Mrs Thomas Frusher, Thurs
day.
The annual inspection of Battery
B. will be held at the Toledo armory
on the evening of April Is.
&C. Finkbeiner and wife who have
been spending the Winter in Florida
haye returned to their Perrysburg
home.
%. H. Feller died at his home on
Fifth street, Wednesday evening at I
O'Clock. The remains will be taken to
North Baltimore for burial.
News is received of the marriage
of Mr.. H. A. Lampman to Miss Jones,
an English friend in Manila. The
wedding took place in that city. Mr..
Lampman will be congratulated by
many Perrysburg friends.
Perm anently relieves constipation
and Indigestion. Regulates the bow
els, builds up waste tissues. Makes
pure blood. You grow strong, healthy
and robust. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea, the safest, incest Spring
tonic. 80 cents. G. p. Champney,
druggist.
Word is received here that Mrs.
J. M. Brown, of Farwell. Mich, died
on Tuesday, April 6, 1909 at 80 p. m. :,
at the age of rs years. She was the
widow of the late J. M. Brown, and a
sister of David Main, of this place,
who attended the funeral on Thursday
Many friends here will remember Mrs.
Brown as an excellent lady and will
regret her death.
"My child was burned terribly
about the face, neck and chest. l ap.
piled DR.. Thomas, Electric OIL The
pain ceased and the child sank into
a restful sleep."-Mrs. Nancy M.
Hanson, Hamburg, N. Y.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

The macadam on Front street
should be swept, rolled or cleaned in
some way. After rain the streets
are quite muddy and this summer
the dust will be almost unbearable
aud will do much damage to the homes
of those who reside on that street
The residents have been doing their
part toward keeping the street clean
by sprinkling oil upon the dust, but
during the Winter so much dirt has
accumulated that it should be cleaned
before sprinkling.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Words to Freeze the Soul.

"Your son has Consumption. His
case is hopeless These appalling
words were spoken to Geo. E.
Blevens, leading merchant OF
Springfield, N. c., by two expert doc
tors-one a lung specialist. Then
was shown the wonderful power OF
DR.. Kings New Discovery. "After
three weeks use,' writes Mr.. Blevens
"he was as well as ever. would
not take all the money in the world
for what it did for my boy" Infalli
BILE for Coughs and Colds. It's the
safest, surest cure of desperate Lung
diseases ON earth. soc and $1.00
Guarantee satisfaction. Trial bottle
free. G. P. Champney.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
S. T. PHILLIPS, Agent
PERRYSBURd, OHIO

Mrs. Albert Reitz spent last
Thursday with Mrs. Peter Wise.
Robert Thornton, of Elyria will
spend Easter with Perrysburg friends.
Miss Bertha Cranker is visiting
with Mrs. Eggleston in Toledo this
week.
Amos Twining and wife of Has
kins were Sunday visitors of DR.. d.
r. Garfield and wife,
Miss Maude Holt of Maumee was
the guest of her sister, Mrs. Addie
Cranker, Monday.
MIR. H. G. Goodrich of Ann Arbor,
Mich, was the guest of Miss B SIS
VanHellen, Sunday,
%. Herkimer and family have re-
turned from California and are locat-
Ell in the Hillebrand flats.
e. j. Spilker and wife of Webster
returned Monday after haFing enjoy
ed pleasant visit with relatives in
Adrian, Mich.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

DIR. d. r. Garfield and family will
spend Easter with Mr.. Brand and
wife in Haskins.
Ward Hanson spent several days
of last week with his aunt, Mrs. Bren-
ner, in Toledo.
Mrs. G. e. Stinebaugh of Dnn-
bridge visited with Mrs. VIM. Veitch
last Friday.
FRANK Rhoda started for Buffalo
on Tuesday, where he will ship as
wheelsman on the steamer j. G..
Munro.
-Tontogany is getting ready for a
big day next Saturday. The new band
stand is to be dedicated with a fine
band concert beginning at p m. In
addition the merchants will make a
special display of new spring goods.
WIN. Salsberry, wife and daugh-
ter, and Mrs. Eager and children of
Toledo and Mrs. G. Berkeybile of,Swan-
ton were guests of DR.. l.. e. Chapman
and wife last Sunday and helped to
celebrate the third birthday anniver-
sary of their son William Chapman.
The recent automobile show in
Toledo revealed among many interest
ing things, that the farmers are begin
ming to invest in motor cars and as
when buying a horse. they want the
the kind that can "go" When a
farmer can tuck the price of a twenty
acre lot in his vest pocket and ex-
change it for a touring car it looks
like prosperity.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

When man asks a woman to mar
ry him, she tells her mother, goes
without gloves in zero weather to
show off her ring, makes a coniidant
of every girl she knows in order that
they may have plenty of time in
which to get up kitchen showers, etc.
and keeps lingerie in the parlor, in
order to show it. Still, she falls over
in fit if the announcement is made
in the papers. Does any one know
why this modesty that out-shrieks
the violet is displayed in regard to
newspapers?-Ex.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

The chief opposition to the Payne
bill seems to be against the lumber,
ore, barley, leather, oil, hosiery, gloves
and wood schedules. The inheri-
tence tax, as source of increasing
the national revenues, is also opposed
vigorously and many members of con-
gress from prohibition states insist
that their political lives depend on
their having an opportunity to vote
for an increased tax on beer,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Mrs. Trapp has returned after a
weeks visit with relatives and friends
in Napoleon.
DIR. H. R. Roether is improving
his Front street property by setting
out row Of fine shade trees.
Andrew Kazmaier and family of
the country spent last Saturday with
e. A. Underhill and wife.
Mrs. Tavinier and daughter Of
Weston were guests of Mrs. @. f.
Shier few days last week.
Miss Bell Billings of Whitehouse
visited with Miss Daisy Schaumloef-
fel Thursday and Friday.
&C. I. Chapman of Grand Rapids.
Mich, is here to spend the summer
with his son, DR.. L. e. Chapman, and
family.
Mrs. Pomeroy and daughter, who
have been guests of Mrs. b. Zingg and
family. returned to their home in
Ashtabula. Sunday.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

DIR. Wiley of the department of ag-
rioulture has begun crusade against
"hoky-poky" and other brands of
cheap ice-cream so beloved by the
street urchin. Such delights of child.
hood are to be banished unless they
come up to the standards prescribed
in the health regulations. The die
tum has gone forth that all ice cream
must contain IA per cent butter fat
in the plain cream and II per cent
in the fruit cream.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
THE MUDDY MAUMEE

With apology TO the author of "where the Sill
very Colorado wends Its Way"
There's a stream down in Ohio,
Where the Buckeye people dwell,
That is flowing toward the ocean,
With grand majestic swell.
There lyed from early childhood,
Till my hai is turning gray,
There spent my happy hours
Playing hockey midst the bowers,
Where the muddy Maumee river
wends its way.
On it's banks with hook and line,
l would sit from morn till dark,
While the meadow would resound
With the whistle of the lark.
In the field across the river,
Farmers would be making hay,
While I'd lie and idly dream,
BY the grass bound, murky stream,
Where the muddy Maumee river
wends it's way.
Twas here dweiled the noble Red Man,
In tn days of long ago;
Here he trapped the will muskrat,
Here he shot the timid doe.
He would don war-paint and feathers,
And prepare for battles fray;
With tomahawk and bow,
He caused misery and woe,
Where the muddy Maumee river
wends its way.
Progression's hand has made change
And things are not the same,
On its banks, instead of forests,
Now are fields of waving grain.
When Father ! ime shall call me,
hope I'm laid away,
Till Gabriel blows his horn
On the resurrection morn,
Where the muddy Maumee river
wends is way.
GIBBS.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Mrs. Frost is reported ill.

Mrs. Frost is reported ill.
Clarence Carter left last Monday
for jamestown, North Dakota.
LOST Glasses. Finder leave at
post Office Or with John Hinkel 6a*
Mrs. e. @. Lee is home for the
summer.
Miss Phema Robertson of Wash
lngton, d. c., arrived home Wednes
day.
"A crowd of young folks spent Sun
day evening with viii Swartz and
family in Lime City.
Mrs. Daniel Knauss of Evansville,
Wis, and Elizabeth Hoffman, are Wis
iting with Toledo relatives and friends
this week.
--"Cadet Hosiery" has become quite
popular with many customers who
trade here and to accommodate those
who are familiar with cadet Ho-
siery' and prefer 1t, we have added
This line to our Hosiery Stock
A. @. FULLER.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

According to a decision handed
down this week by the United States
Court of Claims, members of congress
are moi entitled to mileage for attend
ing the regular session of the fifty
eighth congress in 1903, While the
case decided involves less than ST ,00O
the principles laid/down means saw
ing to the government of about Sl45,-
600.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

The death OF negro youth, of
Findlay, from excessive cigarette
smoking, should furnish an object
lesson to all boys who are toying
with these pests. This young color
ed boy was discovered short time
before his death eating grass in the
fields. If he had commenced on the
grass diet before he began sucking
cigarettes, he might be alive today.
OF course he might have turned into
nice fat black sheep or a goat but
he would have still been butting
around on earth.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

A Missouri editor refuses to pub.
lish obituary notices of people who,
while living, failed to subscribe for
his paper, and gives this pointed rea-
son: "People who do not take their
home paper are dead anyway and
their passing away has no news
yalue."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

Evidently wave of economy and
general "housecleaning" is prevailing
the national capitol and the appoint
ment by President Taft of a cabinet
budget committee marks change of
policy which ought to result in the
saving annually of many millions of
dollars. The appropriation commit
tee of the house of representatives is
largely responsible for this innovation
by its insertion in the sundry civil
appropriation bill passed at the last
session of congress, of provision in
tended to facilitate cooperation be-
tween congress and the executive de
partmsnt in the work of preparing
the annual budget and to diyide
more fairly the responsibility for in
creased appropriations. With the
executive and legislative branches OF
the government uniting in a move
ment of this kind, no doubt the annu.
al expenditure will more clearly APP
proximate the annual income.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
Up Before the Bar.

N. H. Brown, an attorney, of Pitts
field, VT, writes: I'VE have used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills for years
and find them such a good family
medicine we wouldn't be without
them" For Chills, Constipation, Bill
iousness or Sick Headache they work
wonders, 25c at C. P. Champney's.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
FRIDAY, APRIL 9. 1909.

The man who goes after business
with one-t time advertising campaign,
is like man who takes hunting
trip with one cartridge, can't expect
to get much game.--Rusty Mikes
Diary.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09
ELEc TRO- CHE MlcAL RING
TRADE-MARK, &c.
Copyright, 1894, S, q, 1902, 4 and 1902


Copyighk 1894, s, g, 1909, q and 1909, Mi III
by " g. B,ownson. W@
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which takes from day to two weeks, after the
ring commences to work; according to disease and
circumstances. The ring and the ncid create an
acid which the disease and will keep It cured.
Brghts Disease, Diabetes--it is not habit with
children. Chorea,-St,, yituss Dance, ohiorosis;--
tration. Nosebleed. Internal Hemorrhages Rhino-
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tcular, Sciatic. Muscular Asthma Headache, Neu-
ralgia. Neurlts. Valyular Rheumatism of Heart,
Rheumatic Fever, Rheumatic Paralysis---Brain.
Dropsy Obesity, Fatty Degeneration of Heart. Ap-
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mors Congestion of Kidneys. Stone in Bladder.
Prostatits. Gravel. Gallstones, Calculi Deposit
Teeth. White Spots on Nails Psoriasis, Sat-rheum.
veins in the scrotum Varicose Veins and Ulcers in
Rectum-- often mistaken for piles and fssure. The
after effects of Diphtheria. Scarlet, Typhoid and
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Price,; Plain Ring, 500; G9ld-coyered outside
Si0O By Mail or will send by Express. Collect on
Delivery, If you wish to pay charges. s. 90 ring sold
and money refunded, II not satisfactory.
Send narrow piece of paper size OF finger. Send
for additional Information. Not for sale by Jewell
ers or druggists Agents wanted at places not taken.
HectrO.Chemlcal Ring Co., lll5 Monroe ST. IOedO Ohio.
S. T. PHILLIPS, Agent
PERRYSBURd, OHIO
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1909-04-09

From Washington comes the report
that Surgeon General Walter Wy
man of the public health and marine
hospital service has been requested
by President Taft to prepare plan
for the consolidation of all ths agen-
cies under the control of the federal
government having for their purpose
the preservation of the public health.
Under existing conditions the bureau
of public health and marine hospital
service is under the treasury depart
ment; the department of commerce
and labor has to do with the isolation
and treatment of immigrants found
suffering from contagious or infec-
tious diseases; the war department
supervises the work of sanitation in
the Philippines and on the isthmus
of Panama, and the agricultural de-
partment controls the inspection of
food products. Under the presidents
proposed plan which it is understood
is we'll under way, the work would be
systematised and the possibility
of one bureaus work overlapping the
work OF another would be obyiated.