New-York tribune., 1909-06-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

IF the shoe pinches don't wear it. but sue the
store that sold It," is the dictum Of a Chicago
municipal court. Judgment, based on this de-
cision. was ordered by the court against a foot
emporium that passed off a pair Of corn
growers a young woman stenographer. The
amount was only g 60 but, as the Judge said
the principle involved OF general public in
terest and benefit. The plaintiff proved that tho
salesman from whom she bought the oxfords
promised to take them back II they were not
satisfactory and then went back the ba rgain.
How was he acquitted"
He doesn't seem crazy
HE isn't II the jury that or
Kansas city Times.
II the action Of the Senators in the Massachusetts
Legislature is TO be taken at face value. legisa-
tors in that state are worth only $3.50 a year.
what they get. At any rate a bill 10 Increase
the amount $1,000. which passed the lower
house with Fase, killed in the upper branch,
and many Bay State newspapers are now COM
mending the Senators for their moderation and
modesty. Some OF them cruel enough say.
however that Governor Draper had his veto knife
all ready for the measure and that the Senate's
vote only saved tho Executive from disagreeable
duty
y don't believe Mr.. Jared is real farmer at
all %hSp5Ted ed the HfSb ST. S1fne5 sanoed ooaIder girl
He hasn't once said that the outlook FOR the
crops IS poor"-Buffalo Express.
The Right Rev Dr. Frederick J. Kinsman, the
new Episcopal Bishop of laware in his first
address to a diocesan convention endeared him
self to many country rector by coming
fatty with the declaration that the minimum
salary Of a minister should be $1,000 year and
a house" The address met with the unanimous
approval of the delegates
Would you give up your seat to elderly
And have her know that I regarded her as
elderj? Not innGh- HKe 20 nG guam DL'
The town Of Hadley Mass birthplace of Gen
eraI Joe" Hooker will celebrate the 25Oth ami
versary of It's settlement from August to August
T. and the Hooker Association of Massachusetts
will take a prominent part in the four DAYS pro-
yramme. one Of the features viii be an historic
pageant on the last day in which the Hooker
Association will have representation OF Hooker
and His Men"
Teacher-Tommy, for what is PittsburE notedY
Chicago Tribune.
Funeral 10 be introduced on the sur
face lines of Chicago. Plans for the type OF
TO be used have been prepared by Bion J.
Arnold. chief traction engineer. Haste OF the
traction companies in securing the cars has been
necessltated by the carriage drivers strike. The
first test OF them the surface lines is expected
TO the Calumet & South Chicago Railway,
operated by the City Railway. They al
ready used by the Metropolitan West Side Ele-
waited Railway and the Northwestern Elevated Rail-
road Is having A number completed for use on its
road In order to meet the demands Of persons
in moderate circumstances. the funeral car has to
come declared Milard b. Hereley. city traction
expert. THE feeling Of some persons is that the
poorer they the more carriages they must
have at the funeral l do not apprehend that the
cars will be depressing sight on our streets"
little Willie-say pa. what is a pesslmist?
PA pessimist my son. is a man who derives
most OF his pleasure from his effort to spoil the