Yellowstone monitor. [volume] (Glendive, Mont.) 1905-1928, 1909-04-22
Rrief and Breezy

have a pipe line running from Oiie
10 10 Tariff bill right into the money
W. With the women and the kids
.ursve5 against the stocking sched-
arr ar11 tbe Payne tariff bill is almost
doomed d. as it stands,
= there were no jokers in the new
..,;f hin Mr.. Payne would not have
s e 50 vigorous in its defense
Tact think the new president has
in office over a month and no
49,, called a liar yet. How things
have changed.
Michigan is getting into line for
- officially unquenchable thirst.
The season approaches when the
average small boy would rather be a
pitcher than President.
Atlantic City in prohibiting sand
vonnses on the beach, has at least
r,ade a bluff at being good.
Mr. Croker is another to discover
+bat # is a long time between irriga-
t;ons when passing through the two
Carolinas,
W J. Bryan is in Texas, and in
consequence Democratic harmony is
Is prevalent there as it is in the
House.
The female surplus of Massachu
ootts is a cause of worry to the deep
thinkers of that State. Why not
mt a tax on spinsters?
The Standard Oil Trust is SO
much in the habit of winning its
srits that it is not strange that it
should view an adverse decision as
anarchy.
People who eat much candy DO not
nsp alcoholic beverages. Carrie Nation
might put away her Ratchet and
carry boxes Of confectionery.
Like every other reform, tariff
reform is liable to experience its
+amnorarv disbursement.
For a man who plays neither golf
nor tennis Mr.. FaI. banks has done
remarkably we'll in keeping before
the public.
DR.. Wiley's claim that the women
of the country forced the adoption
Of the pure food law would indicate
that it is not necessary to be a suff-I
ragette in order to have influence
with the government.
There seems to be some doubt as
to whether Mr.. Taft is flirting with
the solid south or the solid south is
coquetting with Mr.. Taft.
Whatever else may be said of
Organism, it is a forlorn hope" says
a Democratic contemporary. And
forIorn hopes lead to no pie.
Flour will rise to So a barrel by
June" says prominent business
man Of New York. So much for old
DR.. Congress tariff yeast.
King Edward never before had so
many ups and downs. He is up and
about one day and down and out the
next, according to alternate cables.
Here is a typical example of where
the consumer gets it: It is estimated
that the new tariff on lemons will
raise them IL cent each in price.
For the first time in ten years
circus is about to exhibit in Oyster
Bay. 1t is but just to say, however,
that 1t is an insignificant unpretent-
lous little circus, and is not seeking
toenshroud in forgetfulness any of
oyster Bays ancient glory.
Nearly all of the newspapers now
adayS refer to him as "Mr. Taft" or
President Taft, f" one rarely sees
the pert and impairment bill" in
reference to the Chief Magistrate.
Weare coming along very nicely in
TINS country, we think.
crazy Snake evidently has his
yates badly mixed. He imagines he
: living in 1909.
In other words, servia has de-
Sloed to let well enough alone, =
says the Chicago Record-Herald. Or
rather, bad enough"
Someday this country is going to
eject President who plays baseball
instead 7 Of tennis or golf. and then
'"s'e will be hurrah.
no wonder Hartman deplores
ndtl0nel