The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-10-14

l ienSths bella-Nofae, she hei1 aim
: At hats width.
Patron-Have you pigs feets Walter
No. sir. It's bunion makes mo walk
that way Scranton Trath.
Her Father-You must remem Der.
sir. that We only have one daughter.
Her sultor- Well I-er-er--only
want one. air.
The Beggar Sir. I was not always
like this The vietim-No, last week
you we're lame in the other leg
Cleveland Leader.
what's the matteri Doesn't life
look rosyY ~Nol much. Ny creditors
are after me. and life Is more OF dun
color. Stray Stories
-ralk.~ said Uncle Eben. rs sumpin'
like rain. A certain amount Is vel
come an necessary. But dogsons
deluse. Washington Star
Il thought you and Mrs. Brown
we're the best OF friends" I'VE we're.
until We rented a summer cottage to
gether. ~ Detroit Free Press
Rich Uncle EbenszeE- so you are
named after me. are your Small
Nephew-Yss Ma said Il was 100
bad. but ne wanted your money badly.
Fat NAM what Are you going 70
lei this small boy shave uis' Barber-
Let the boy have his fun for once Il
is his birthday. Fiisgsnds niat
ter
Nervous Old Lady TO deckhani on
s,sauaboat) lis there any fear %
danEsFs Deck.hsnd (earelsssiyl
Pienty OF fear. ma'am. but not a BIZ
Of danger.
Patisnce-Do you know the nams Of
that piscef PAtrice-Do you mean the
one the woman was singing or the one
the pianist was playing.-Yonksrs
Statesman.
How do you manage 70 1.-Two ~iih-
out work. asked the kind lady 4
don't. ma'am.- answered the hobo.
I'm alters workin' somebody ~-chi.
easo Daily News
"A pessimis,.~ said the Philosopher
OF Folly. Is one who. when be has the
choice OF two evils. chooses both and
sticks around 10 wait for more
Cleveland Leader.
Mother (eomplainingiyl- VIII seems
70 have forgotten a. a. college. Hls
letters are 20 short Father (terseiyl
SO 10 WIN when he writes 'em -B4l-
timoro American.
Mira DyeF-fIave you ever called on
the people In the next apartmeutf
Mrs Gossip No. the walls are 20
thin that I know all about thalr az.
fairs.- Brooklyn Life.
BAeon-A woman Eho wants 70
vote Il called a sunraestts. IA abe
aosf Exberi-weli. yss. that's shat
she's called II there are ladies pre~
Statesman.
Tell me. said he ioveiorn youth.
what's the best ~ay 70 ana out whAt
woman thinks Of your Marry
her" replied peekham promptly
satholic Standard and Times
why do 80 many women rcst their
'hins on their hands when thsy are
rying 70 think TO hold their
mouths shut 20 that they won't dis
urb Observation-Disclosures Leader.
Who gave the bride away Her
title brother. he stood up rich, In
he middle OF the ceremony and yelled.
Hurrah. Fanny. you've got him Al
ssti "--western Christian Adsocats.
Tommy-Pop. what IL the difference
stween vision and sightl Tommys
my son. you can latter
girl By calling her vision. but don't
All her a Phiiadelphla Rec
3D.
Miss Gushing Why. how do ron
o dearf I didn't think you would
'msmber me. It's a whole year since
e met. Miss Cutter--f didn't recall
,ur face at first. but remembered
'ur dress.--st- Louis Republic.
Lady-But poverty Il no excuse for
ing dirty DO you never wash your
GET Tramp with an injured alr)
Pardon me. lady. but I've adopted
is ere dry-clcanin' process a. bsln'
ore 'eaIthy and Punch.
why don't you bring out an UNI
ella on drenching day like thlsg"
quired man OF a neighbor's son.
ince father gave up his club he's
yer brought homo any more UNI.
elias" replied the lad.-Phlladel-
ia Inquirer
The Hostess What, do you have to
I've at this early hour1 The Guest
a sorry. but IT'S necessary. The
'stess-And must you take your
fs with your The Guest--Yes.
I'am-I'm sorry to say. must.-
.veland Leader.
Mamma" asked little threeyear.
Freddie. "are We going to heaven
ne day." Yes. dear. hope So"
. the reply. Il wish papa could
too" continued the Ilttle fellow.
eli. and don't you think he WIN"
ed his mother. "Oh. no." replied
'ddie. he could not leave his busi.