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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29
JUST FOR FUN.


That was a fierce punishment Swift
got for overspoeding and not paying
his fine"
What did they do TO him?'
THE prison yard was being repaved
and they put Swift on as driver Of the
steam oller."-Boston Transcript
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

There is very little demand among
the national banks FOR s. notes Comp
trolled Murray should try the people.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

President Taft may be a teetotaller.
but at the Leonard mine at Butte he
took a very long drop.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

their sentences they would confer
public benefit.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

My Instruments are not lost says
DR. Cook But they haven't gone be-
fore
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

following. also from the winona ad-
dress.
"Tho high cost ~ living. Of which
go per cent IL consumed In food. 81 per
cent in clothing and % per cent IN rent
and fuel has not been produced by the
tarin, because the tariff has remained
the Same while the Increases have gone
on 10 ig due 90 the change or condi-
lions The world over. Living has in
creased ovcrvwhcre in cost-in coun-
tries where there is free trade and IN
countries whore there is protection and
that increase has been chiefly seen In
the cost Of food products"
Tho subject be- now 20 complex that
the remarkable diversity Of opinion in
regard TO it IS quite natural
Tho Presidents heart is true to Pin
chot
Ten millions for Irrigation; not one
cent for graft
How whltneys story must harry
Commander pcary.
The Tammany tiger was never known
to lose tooth or claw.
Commander Peary acts very much
like q drowning man.
-----
All Is fair in love and war but not
in Polar exploration.
-------
Mr. Bryan's voice doesn't seem TO
carry so far as Sc used to.
-.---
In this day to be an Eskimo is great
er than 10 be an explorer.
Tho girls as well as Mr. TAFT are
In favor Of more efficient courts
To Mr.. Lippman and Mr. Thompson
we extend our sympathy, not our votes.
Taking the census IS The great ma
tionM game OF questions and answers.
My Instruments are not lost" says
DR. Cook But they haven't gone be
fore.
II public speakers would commute
their sentences they would confer a
public benefit.
President Taft may be a teetotaller.
1..t "a. I .-r.vI ,,,fr., Mt,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

The girls as well as Mr. TAFT are
in favor Of more efficient courts
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-09-29

In this day to be am Eskimo is great
er than 10 be an explorer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

A slumber song at eventide.
With the cradle slowly swinging;
Fast falls the night. with me abide
Her soul was softly singing.
The song is hushed, the music's died
That voice sings now in glory;
But, obi I'd give the world beside
AS once again a little child
To hear the old, old story.
Yet. In my ears, on down the years,
Sweet echoes keep a-ringing;
Through doubts dumb fears and wis
doms tears,
Whenever the twilight hour appears
hear loves song still singing
Soft lullabies from Land-o'- Dream,
Loves cradle songs sung sweet and
low
Those melodies forever seem
Still singing whersoe'er l go;
Once dear to childhoods hour ant
scene,
Life's heart Of age stil keeps then
so.
DIR H. Y. ostrander in Nationa
Magazine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Fernando WEEDS Count.

Paris, Oct. 5.-Miss Fernando Wan
amaker, daughter of Rodman Wanna
maker, and granddaughter of John
Wanamaker, was married today to
Count Arthur de Heeren, son of Count
Heeren, of Paris. There were two
ceremonies. The first was in the Cath
Ollie church with full orchestral accom-
paniment. This was followed by a
Protestant marriage service, the Rev.
Alfred G. Mortimer, of Philadelphia,
fficiating. Henry White, American
ambassador, and Marquis Lei MUM,
Spanish ambassador, were witnesses.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
SLOW TO CONVERT.
What n Spanish Priest Says of thu
Chinese.

Chinese.
Father Joseph villa. OF Barcelona
Spain, as a Catholic missionary who
has labored for the conversion Of the
Chinese for a quarter of a century,
gives the reasons why 1t is so difficult
to win them to Christianity.
There are now about a million
Catholics In China, about one-third Of
whom were born into the church and
the remainder were won after attain
ing maturity. This Is slight when one
reflects that 460,000.000 are still crop
ing In the darkness. The Catholic
church has sent more missionarie'
and more money to convert China
than she has to any other country.
And what awful sacrifices have been
made to make her Catholici Over
5000 European missionaries suffered
martyrdom or died in captivity there,
yet the harvest has always fallen short
of reasonable expectations.
''The cause must be sought in the
nature of the Chinese, in the intensive
strength of their superstitions and
deep-rooted secular habits, and In the
absolute laical education OF the chill
| dren.
by nature the Chinese are uncon
cerned, materialistic, Indifferent, bu
strongly opinionated.
The Chinese are very polite ant
honest publicly, but how different IL
/ private life. Wives are enslaved
When one no longer pleases her hus
band, she is sold and replaced by an
other or by as many others as he car
afford to support.
IF father experiences difficulty II
providing food for his infant daugh
ter. he does not hesitate to sell her t
anyone, and should there be no pur
chaser. he gives her as food to tn,
dogs.
"As rule, marriage contracts ar
signed for a period OF six or eigh
years and then the husband may. !
he choose, send his wife back to he
parents or sell her. The Chinese cal
form no idea of the Christian family
ITO pay taxes is about the onl.
thing to which Chinaman is strictl
bound. and II he does not pay, he re
ceives a f1ogging at the whippin
post.
while laboring to convert the ns
tives the church is doing a great wor
IN redeeming the poor little creature
who would be killed by their parent
II Christians did not buy them. Wha
Christianity has done in life-saving 1
this way is something immensely t
its credi. Thousands upon thousand
Of babies have been saved and mad
good citizens and good Christians VIII,
II their savlors were not on tn
! ground, would have been fed to swim
or dogs or strangled or drowned"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Sail for Philippines.

Honolulu, Oct. 5.-The Pacific fleet
commanded by Rear-Admiral Sebree,
will sail tomorrow afternoon for the
Philippines after a months stay in
Hawaiian waters. 1t is planned to
cruise the whole distance at speed of
10 knots an hour. Shore leave for the
men of the feet will end at midnight.
Admiral Sebree has been liberal in the
matter of leave since the arrival of the
feet and thousands of sailors have
been ashore.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Censorship Is Peculiar.

London, Oct. 5.-The intricacies of
theatrical censorship were responsible
tonight for a remarkable entertain
ment. An American band had been
engaged for the season. but when the
time came for the opening the manager
found that the thester had only been
licensed for the production Of a play.
He therefore wove play around the
band. There was no plot to the 80
called play, which consisted merely oil
few people strolling around the band
stand, engaged in loud and apparently
meaningless conversation.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Fair Ones Fed by Force

London, Oct. 4.-Writs have been
issued against Home Secretary Glad
stone and the prison officials Of Bir-
mingham in connection with an action
for assault for the forcible feeding with
a stomach pump last week Of num-
Der of suffragettes who persisted on
going on hunger strike" while in
Jail. The suffragettes' leaders contend
that forcible feeding is illegal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
More Troops TO Morocco

Madrid, October 4.-The cabinet,
after an all night session, formally
voted tonight to dispatch new divis-
ion to Melilla at once. In this connec-
tion Premier Maura said: 1.-The re-
Inducements are requested by General
Marina as a result of the extension OF
the field operations. Further details
of the engagement fought two days
ago in Morocco have been received
here. The Spaniards lost a total Of
235 men killed and wounded, includ
ing General Diaz Vicario, who was
killed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Scientists Excommunicate.

Boston, Oct. ALFRED Farlow.
chairman of the committee on publica-
tion of the First Church of Christ,
Scientist, confirmed today report that
Mrs. Augusta E. Stetson, of New
York, had been dismissed from the
body of Christian Scientists. Mr..
Farlow declined to comment on the
case, but in reply to a question as to
the effect of the action of the members
of the church, said: at is to be hoped
they will receive it in Christian
manner and treat it accordingly"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Old Fauorites


From "Maud.v
Come into the garden, Maud,
For the black bat, night, has flown,
Come into the garden. Maud.
! am here at the gate alone;
And the woodbine spices are waited
abroad,
All night have the roses heard
The flute, violin, bassoon;
All night has the easement jessamine
stirr'd
To the dancers dancing In tune;
Till silence fell with the waking bird,
And hush with the setting moon.
Queen rose. of the rosebud garden Of
girls,
Come hither. the dances are done,
In gloss OF satin and glimmer of pearls,
Queen. lily and rose in one;
Shine out, little head. running over
with curls.
To the flowers and be their sun.
There has fallen a splendid tear
From the passion flower at the gate
She is coming, my dove. my dear;
She is coming. my life. my fate,
The red rose cries. She Is near, she
is near"
And the white rose weeps. she is
late;"
The larkspur listens. II hear. hear
And the lily whispers, Il walt"
| She Is coming. my own. my sweet;
Were 1t ever so airy a tread.
| My heart would hear her and beat,
Were 1t earth in an earthly bed;
My dust would hear her and beat,
| Had l lain for q century dead.
| Would start and tremble under he
feet,
And blossom in purple and red.
ALFRED Tennyson.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
smugslers Win Battle

FL Paso, Tex, Oct. 5.-Using their
train of pack burros loaded with con-
traband goods as breastworks, gang
of smugglers battled with squad of
rursles near Ssbinas. in the state of
Coahuila, Mexico, and came out victor
ious, forcing the rursles to withdraw
and escaping with their goods into the
mountains. One smuggler was killed
and seven rurales wounded.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
FOR THE PUBLIC
New Formula Cures Coughs, Colds,
B, cnchitis and Hoarseness
in Five Hours.

Much is being done in these days to stop the
ravag of consumption. but probably nothing
has been so effective teaching the public how
to break up cold and cure coughs, bronchitis,
tonsiItis. etc, with simple, home-mixed medicine
free from opium poisons. etc. laxative cough
syrup. free from whiskey and poisons. is the
prime need A cough indicates inflammation and
congestion and these in turn are due to an excess
of waste and posons in the system A tonic lax
ative cough syrup rids the system Of congestion
while relieving the painful coughing. Get the
following and mix at home: One-haf ounce fluid
wild cherry bark. ounce compound essence
cardiol and three ounces syrup white pine COM
pound. Shake the bottle and take twenty drops
every half hour for four hours. Then one-half tc
one teaspoonful three or four times daily. Give
children less according to age Cut this out and
save it for some friend.
King Edward, when Prince OF Wales
never voted on any political question;
but he always voted for the Deceased
Wife's Sister Bill. which was social
and not a political. matter.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Beat MotorcYcIe Record.

Springfield, Mass, Oct. AT the
motorcycle stadium this Afternoon
Charles Spencer and Charles Gustaf-
son, both of this city, established a
new 24-hour worlds record, Spencer
riding 1889 miles, 1893 yards in the "a
hours, beating the record of IT'S miles,
1874 yards established by II. A. Collier,
of England. Gustafson rode 1043 miles,
20 laps and 1919 yards in the "a hours,
being approximately 26S miles ahead
of Golfers mark.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Handy Ink Eradieator.

When a blot occurs and the ink
eraser is not at hand use bit OF the
emery board which comes for mani
curing the nails. 1t is quick and eff
ficacious, but care must be taken to
work gently so as not to make hole
in the paper
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Everybody says that Jones has the
finest mind. insight. and sagacity he
ever ran across. How did Jones get
such a reputation"
Easy. Whenever you make a state
ment he says, BY Jove, that's sol Why
didn't I ever think OF that before?' -
Cleveland Leader
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Professor. Mistake.

How can Prof. Thomas truthfully in
sist that the value OF girl is slight,
when it is a well known fact that man
is willing to spend money on them.
with them and for them. If he can only
have the privilege of claiming posses
sion ?-Detroit News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Sore throat leads to Tonsilitis, Quin-
BY and Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard
Oil used as gargle upon the first
symptoms of sore throat will invari-
ably prevent all three of these dread
diseases.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Save the Babies.

vNFANT NEUTRALITY something Hgu realize
all the children born civilized countries twenty-five per cent nearly
one-quarter die before they reach year, ven per cent
than ond before they fv and onha before they are fifteen!
We do not hesitate that timely Coa would
joy these lives Neither do hesitate say many these
nte deaths occaned the ofnaoo preparations Drops
and soothing sold for hen complaints opium
morphine They in considerable quantities. deadly posons ar quantity
they stpe retd circulation and lead congeson Sickness Caa
operates exactly the but you that signature
Chas Fletcher Casto the blood property opens
pores of the skin and allays fever
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Redd-I see it is estimated that
there are 10000 tons Of radium in the
sea.
Greene-But even that won't tempt
the girl with the swell bathing suit
to go into the water.-Yonkers States
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

How does your husband manage In
the winter when the automobile season
In over?"
Zine. He takes up bowling and
triee to kill the pinboys.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

"You don't know how proud 1 am OF
my younger brother Jerry" said Mrs
Lapsling. Before he had been in col
lege three years he got his bacchana-
liam degree"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Amor vtncit omnin

Mother-And when he proposed. diu
you tell him to see met Daughter
Yes, mamma; and he said he'd seen
you several times, but he wanted to
marry me just the same.-The Sphinx.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Careless.

He-There was nearly bad fire at
the theater.
She-How was that7
He-The villain lit a cigarette and
tossed the match into the snow.-St
Louis Times.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

"His wife used to be strongly op-
posed to his playing poker and now she
likes to have him play"
Eyes, he plays better than he used
to."-Houston Post
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Crawford-So your wife doesn't
make mince pies any more?
Crabshaw-No. She uses all the
odds and ends around the house as
trimmings for her hat-Puck.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Nell ACKNOWLEDGMENT the rich
old man 1 don't love and the poor
young man 1 do love am between two
horns OF dilemma.
Bell (iippantly)-Then take the
horn Of plenty.-Baltimore American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Quick as Wink.

If your eyes ache with smarting,
burning sensation and dizziness, use
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists
or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Congress refused United States
Commissioner of Education Browns
request for $4,000 to study a certain
phase OF child life, but granted $4,000
for a scientific study of CLANS.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Bad BLOOD

Before began using Cascarets had
a bad complexion, pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now am entirely well, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. can truthfully say that Cascare;s
are Just as advertised; have taken only
two boxes of them"
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or GRIPPE.
l0c. 25c. Soc. Never sold in bulk. The genu-
Inc tablet stamped c c c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back 9I
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

II was mimicking Professor Bore
yesterday and he caught me-"
What did he say?"
Told me to stop making fool OF
myself."-The Wasp.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to ChaS. H. Fletcher.

Dr. A Peeer Of St Louis 81 prescribed
and have
Philadelphia
tora practice for with satisfaction
benefit to patients"
Dr. Edward Parrish of Brooklyn N T have
toria household with results
patients to 1t for its mild laxative freedom
Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New
prescribed
the delicate of children"
Dr. c. G. sprague Of Omaha
medicine for children and frequently prescribe While
cate the indiscrnate proprietary
exception for conditions which children"
Dr. j. A. Parker Of City,
esteem Of the medical profession held
1t reliable
Dr. H F. Merrill of Augusta, Casoa the
finest and most remarkable remedies infants children.
locality efficiency
merits"
Dr. Norman M G of Cleveland Ohio During the
have frequently
preparations Of the kind being hands
fecv in relieving chldrens disorders while the with which
pleasant preparation be administered advantage
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

The average woman Is never tired
Of talking about her figure"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07

Ayers Hair Vigor, as now made from our
new improved formula, is the latest, most
scientific, and in every way the very best
hair preparation ever placed upon the
market. For falling hair and dandruff ii
is the one great medicine.
-kAde ty the J. O. Aver Co., Lowell, Msss.---
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1909-10-07
Valuable Item
for Men

Health and strength hitherto unknown
will be felt surging in rich red blood
through the arteries and veins and life's
greatest ambitions may be realized as
never before, II the following special
treatment is followed by those men, and
women. too. who are stricken with that
most dreaded OF all Affections. nervous ex-
haustion, accompanied with such symp-
toms as extreme nervousness, insomnia.
cold extremities, melancholia. headaches,
constipation and dyspepsia, kidney trou-
bic. dreadful dreams. Of direful disasters,
timidity in venturing and a general inabil-
ity to act naturally at all times as other
people do. Lack Of poise and equil 4brium
in men is a constant source of e.roarrass-
ment even when the public least suspects
J it. For the benefit of those tho want res
toraiion 70 full. bounding health and all
) the happiness accompanying it, the fol-
) lowing home treatment is given. 1t con-
Gains no opiates or habit-formin9 drugs
whatever. Mix IL at home and no one
will be the wiser as to your affection.
The treatment is simple. thorough and
j correct Leading druggists supply the
j main tinctures, extracts and essences in
} one-ounce bottl $, ready to mix Get three
ounces syrup sarsaparilla compound. mix
D with one ounce compound fluid bamwort,
D and stand two hours. Add one ounce COM
y pound essence cardiol and one ounce tine
q ture cadomene compound mot cardamom).
. Shake well and take teaspoonful after
> each meal and one at bedtime.
> The ingredients are used for various
2 prescriptions.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-04-21
COUNCIL CONSIDERS
BIDS
CITY FATHERS TAKE FINAL AC-
TON IN MATTER OF STREET
SPRINkL,NG

The city council held special meet
ing yesterday afternoon at the call Of
Mayor Keith for the purpose of con-
sidering the bids for the sprinklng If
the streets during the coming season.
About 20 bids were considered. some
for one team and some for more, and
out of the number the council chose
five, which viii be assigned to the
different districts by the street COM
missioner. William Broderick was
given the main award, his bid for the
furnishing Of 3,2S0-pound team be-
ing accepted with the recommended
ton that he be given the biggest
sprinkler and the route covering the
business streets.
The other lucky bidders were as
follows: Singer and Campbell. for
3,OOO-pound team Thomas II. Thi-
bedeau, for a $500 pound team; Mer-
rick j. smith, a $500 pound team. and
d. j. Heyfron, a $500 pound team
All the accepted bids provided for
the union scale of Sc a day with union
wages for overtime. A few other mat
tiers were brought up, but final action
on all of them was deferred by the
mayor until the next regular meeting.
ne contending that the council could
only transact the business for which
the special session was called.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-04-21
TEMP ERANCE WORKER
DELIVERS ADDRESS

Morgan l.. MCKoon a temperance
worker and speaker of note from New
York, appeared at the Methodist Epis-
copal church here last night under
the auspices of the local Women s
Christian Temperance union and gave
an interesting lecture. The speaker
took up the liquor question from every
standpoint in his attempt to show
why it was an evil and a curse to
the nation and why every Christian
organization should join in the gem
eral movement which is stirring
throughout the land toward its eradi-
cation. In dealing with the question
from its economic side Mr. McKoon
presented an amazing quantity Of
statistical information against the
liquor traffic
But far above all other features of
the question, Mr. McKoon believed to
be its moral and religious phases
and he dWelt at considerable length
along this phase.
Immediately before the lecture
music was furnished by Mr.. ana Mrs
George McAllster, each of whom sang
a solo. j. e. Patterson offered prayer
and introduced the speaker of the
evening, after making II few prelmi-
nary remarks, in which he praised the
women of the temperance organiza-
ton for what they We're doing and ex-
pressed the hope that last nights
might serve as the beginning
of an inspired work by the women of
MlsSoula against the liGuOr traffic
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-04-21

Fuel-We are now making ship
ments of 16-inch wood from the mill.
Telephone 106 and order a CARLOAD.
$3.75 per load. B. b. NJ. Co
Mr.. and Mrs. J. C. Gilln of Deer
Lodge We're the guests of friends in
this city yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. d. S. Gardner of
Hamilton visited friends in the Gar
den city yesterday.
Mrs. A. w. Dixon has returned
home after spending a week with Mrs.
A. M. Stirling at Roman.
There will be a meeting of the
Neighborhood club this evening at SIS
at the Congregational church, at
which a large attendance is expected.
Public sale at Stevensville, Mont,
first Friday in each month. Stock of
all kinds; also automobiles. First sale
Friday, May Z. Charles Breese,
auCtioneer and manager