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Evening star., 1909-07-11

properly diagnosed. means acute dumb
ness
Are women worse than men," he was
asked.
They are no dumber, but they are
more persistent, that's the trouble" was
the answer.
Just then tall brunette followed by
divers relatives and friends bore down
upon the defenseless man at the gate,
and started through, regardless.
Ticket, madam" said the examiner,
gently.
We'll. wouldn't that just kill you. Do
you think for an instant l would at
tempt to go through If 1 did not have a
heard the like" BY this time she pro-
duced her ticket, and, the track being in
dicated. sailed through with dignity. The
relatives were stopped at the gate.
We'll. for goodness sake she ex-
claimed. do you mean to say that my sis
ters and my aunt and my chum cannot
come through to see me off? Rules of
the company? Fudge. Why, 1 never in
dence of it, She is addressing Ito whom
it may concern" "Of course they can
come through. Well. I'll write to the
president of this road"
Madam your train will pull out in
two minutes said the poor man.
Go and see the station manager and
tell him how impertinent this underllng
has been. she instructed her relatives,
iltuis " iiSi tidii "lIHcdt
saying goodbye.
The fair one handed him ticket and
he looks blank.
Madam. this will not do. it
What she snaps. well, / guess 1t
better had do, How many tickets does
it take to get through this gate. pray?''-
this with great expression. Don't say
a word. sir. or | shall report you. My
husband will look into this matter, and
well see how long you will hold your
job. Don't you dare to make me lose my
train she shrieked. as he placed his
arm across to stay her progress.
Madam. this is not ticket. ii is a
transfer he managed to articulate at
last.
"Oh. my she said; produced her ticket
and. blushing, departed.
Two girls with real yellow hair, accom-
panied by youth in silk hat ap-
preached the gate. and the latter, evil
IDENTIFY in reply to some question of his
companions, protested that he was
nevah stopped at gate" in his life, and
that ii is ''all right, certainly
Now the gateman's nerves were some
what tired and he turned Reggy down
fiat. and Reggy waxed indignant, in a
ladylike manner.
Why, ! was nevah turned down in me
Evening star., 1909-07-11

II Se along the lines of dress, new mt
ments for our homes. new dishes or IDEAS
tor our tables, new and easier methods or
doing the same old things, and new ways
of entertaining. And now comes oppor-
tunity spelled with a very big O.
None of us wish to get into rut. yet
that Is what Is apt to happen without this
annual shaking up and interchange OF eS-
periences. There very few persons
from whom YOU cannot learn something
of value and now is the time to add 10
your store OF knowledge and find cogent
reasons for certain dos or ''don'ts." :"
Now in just the little matter Of being
suitably and comfortably dressed on a
railway journey.
i had occasion last month to cross the
Evening star., 1909-07-11

pen. lead pencil and address book, with
your own name and address plainly writ
ten on the first page. is necessity for
some people and Il convenience or all
A tin box of crystallized ginger some
sweet milk chocolate and n little box
of fine cluster rasns are always conven-
lent t. have on an extended journey.
Frequently car sickness comes on as a
result of fasting for TOO long time. and
if il happens there is no buffet on A train
and no opportunity for "A lunch at the reg
ular time the raisins. or chocolate Will
tide one over. Lime drops are refreshing.
and on a sea voyage smoked beef sliced
thin will often relieve nausea and stay
down when nothing else will.
Coffee Essence.
This Will be found exceedingly useful
in travelling or camping. Put a quarter
Evening star., 1909-07-11

If YOU would be happy in Berkshire,
you must carry mountains in your
brains. and II you would enjoy Nahant
you must have an ocean in your soul.
Nature plays at dominoes with You
you must match her piece or she will
never give 1t up 70 you-such people as
White of Seiborne. who love to wander
In the fields and pick up all the inter
esting facts that come in their way:
charming people, a little miscellaneous
in their gathering. but with eyes IN
their fingers, so that they spy out every
thing curious. and get hold of it Il
magnet picks out iron filings. s."-Oliver
Wendell Holmes.
Evening star., 1909-07-11
At Union Station When Mady Departs Her Summer Vacation

ing him. Hewas allowed to go through
to BID the girl goodbye. "Oh. / see
said Aunt Helen, you draw the line
only at women But she was nice
about it and thanked the man for al
lowing the chubby boy to go through.
He was her nephew. perhaps. or will be.
Which track does the train going to
go out on-?" asked q woman with
an infant in her arms. She was told
on number 16.
Il think you must be mistaken" She
looked at him reproachfully. The
board says track number one"
The board doesn't give 1t at all.
madam. That is the number of .he
train But she was not convinced.
even then, and her face was study as
she waited at gate 16.
Il haven't but a moment" gasped a
young woman of up-to- date appear
ance. Can l put these postals in the
same box that letters are mailed in?"
You may" said the smiling ticket
man. That was really too much.
A woman. red and perspiring. rushed
up. leading little boy by the hand and
followed by three other children laden
with small baggage.
My husband has the fare" she said.
and dashed down the platform like one
band came up and presented his mile
age she had disappeared in the train.
And yet she had seven minutes in which
to get aboard.
A dear little old lady in black came
up to the gate man and handed him the
wrong half of return ticket from
Baltimore to Washington.
This should read from Washington
to Baltimore madam, he tells her.
1T is just the conductor gave il
to me-" she says. patiently. So he goes
out and instructs the conductor to re-
ceive the ticket. and the dear little old
lady Is vindicated.
One woman who was on her way To
cooler regions thrust her head out OF
the car window to reterate her good
byeS to friend. This was one Of
the lower tracks where the stairs are
within few inches Of the train. and
had she not been hauled in in the nick
of time she would have been almost. il
not quite. decapitated And yet she
was angry because she was yelled at"
Is it to be wondered that the usher
said that the travelling public was ar
fected with an apparently incurabla
disease? Wouldn't it try the patience
of any human being to be so misunder
stood? One thing. the usher said -ha
men were just as bad. that's a comfort.
Evening star., 1909-07-11

upon his supply of sympathy. and some
times errs on the side of kindness. He
must use his discretion always. so when
two young women with titan hair came
up. and he stopped one of them because
she had no ticket, and was told that the
other one was on her way to Panama. and
would be absent for years. and please
might she not go on the train with her,
he, with reluctance, granted her request.
The titan haired ones smiled upon him
charmingly and started down the stairs.
when the home-staying one tripped and
fell to the bottom, bruising herself badly.
scattering the contents of her bag broad
cast and breaking her umbrella. She
was taken upstairs to the ladies' room.
and ii is said she blamed the ticket eX-
aminer for allowing her to go through.
Meantime her friend had found it possible
to depart without her
young couple stood some distance
from the gate and gaZed sadly at the
back end OF the train on track ID. One
could plainly see that they were numbed
by the fast approaching hour of parting.
At the very last moment they came up to
the gate. and he presented her ticket,
kissed her goodbye and resumed his place
TO watch the train depart. There seems
to be such a satisfaction in this. Then
the train was held fifteen minutes to
make a southern connection Such is
fate.
A handsome blonde, fashionably dressed.
came up, and was almost inside before
the admring examiner had recovered
sufficiently to make the necessary re-
quest.
My ticket?'' gasped the blonde, and
then her face turned a vivid scarlet. ''Oh,
dear. Yes. l have one. Jut it III have
to go back to the waiting room. VIII
/ have time?' She is the picture of dis
tress, and is allowed to go through. You
see. the man at the gate knows thing
or two Her ticket was in her stocking,
beyond a shadow of doubt.
A small, nervous woman in black
dashed ahead of her companion, tall
girl. who presented but one ticket.
Madam. you will have to come back
said the examiner. you cannot 90 to the
train
Well you can't catch me now. she
announced triumphartly. The man only
smiled pleasantly.
Come back. come back, Aunt Helen.
cried the girl. Il can't get my ticket
back until you come So Aunt Helen
came back Presently a chubby b"y'
who looked like a cupid grown up. ar
rived and was most distressed to learn
that the tall girl had gone without SCI
Evening star., 1909-07-11

Madam, you will have to have a half
fare ticket for your child" This to a
woman with little girl about eight years
of age
at is not my child" says the woman.
The child went in before a man with q
mileage book. so the ticket examiner
asked her pardon Later he had occa-
SIGN to go down to the train and found
the little girl seated beside the woman
Evening star., 1909-07-11

Madam" he said. you told me that
this was not your child" She Indignantly
denied the charge, and declared her per-
feet willingness to pay for her, but that
she was only six years old.
"Half-fare for children over five,
madam said the man. II will notify
the conductor that you are aboard with
the child"
The man at the gate has many calls
Evening star., 1909-07-11

life, he protested piaintively. Il don't
see what authority you have. Perhaps
you don't know who l am
1T really makes no difference who you
are, sir. 1t is a rule of the company
he was assured. And then he direct
ed to the superintendent Office. went
sped. giggling nightly, down the stairs
to their train.
Evening star., 1909-07-11

y the great swell
ing tide of summer
vel " h l c h
touches us all.
whether we fare
forth ourselves or
stay at home and
entertain, there is
always something
10 be learned. Most
OF us women are
on the lookout for
new ideas, whether
Evening star., 1909-07-11
Mady Needs For Her Comfort the Delightful Summer Trips

be used for cookies. making the batter
a little sitter and putting the fruit and
nuts on top of Sle cookies after they have
been cut out and placed in the pans.
EMMA PADDOCK TEIFORD.
Evening star., 1909-07-11

OW that the vaca-
tion season has ar
rived the troubles
of the Union sta
ton gatemen, the
ticket examiners.
have / n c + G a S e d
twOfold. Few pub
lie service en-
ployes have to con-
tend with as many
petty annoyances as
these nafiept work
Evening star., 1909-07-11
Absent
. EADKEEPER SNYDER of

TT EADKEEPER SNYDER of the Gem
tral Park zoo was smiling over a
newspaper account of monkey that
had died of love.
It's a good story said he head
keeper. This reporter has an original
turn to him. He's like the western
jury.
a westerner. you know once hung
himself to the bedpost by his suspend
erS, and the verdict of tire coroner's
jury ran:
Deceased came to his death by COM
ing home full and mistaking himself
for his pants"
Evening star., 1909-07-11
Profitable Shade Trees.

From the Tallahassee True Democrat.
a stranger coming to Tallahassee is
surprised at the great number of pecan
trees found in the yards. gardens and
on the streets. They are everywhere,
and thousands upon thousands spring IN
every season, where the nuts are washed
by the rains or dropped by the birds
which feast upon them. II these trees
had been budded with merchantable va
Tieties when young they would now be
producing thousands of bushels of tn.
finest nuts annually, but of even these
inferior varieties Tallahassee sells hun
dreds of dollars worth each year
Evening star., 1909-07-11
Where the Poems Go.

From the Louisville Courier-Journal
John | must have a new gown"
But that old gown of yours is a poem.
1T may be poem but it's about ready
for the waste-bask now"
Evening star., 1909-07-11

Sunday Menu.
BREAKFAST.
CurrantS ON the Stem
er Rlackberries.
Cereal.
Fried Perch
Gr Br"iIed Salt Nackercl.
Crcanied Potatoes.
Corn Meal Gems.
Coffee.
DINNER.
Watermelon.
RGast Lamb. Mint Sauce.
(;reen Peas. New Potatoes.
Lettuce with French Dressing.
Raspberry Sh0rtcake.
Iced Tea.
SUPPER OUT OF DOORS.
Deyiled Eggs Saratoga Chips.
Snrdines with Lemon.
Olives. Radlshes.
Homemade Ginger Cakes
with Nuts and RaiSins.
Fruit.
Lemonade.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11

are allowed by law 10 the clerk, Witness
as, Jurors and officers IN the circuit court
Of keHosha county provided always,
that the fees Of said clerk shall IN DO
ereut exceed the sum OF five dollars In
all civil actions within the jurisdiction
OF justices Of the peace; and PROVIDED:
further. that the fees Of said clerk IN az
civil actitns beyond the jurisdiction OF
the justices OF tie peace shall not exceed
the sum OF six dollars. exclusive 81 state
Section "a The costs and fees Of the
prevailing party in all civil actions shall
IL taxed ana allowed as follows: In
actions cognizabie by justices OF the
pcaee. the COSTS and fees shah be taxed
and allowed 10 the same amount as would
be allowed IN case said action had been
the peace. In ali other actions Of which
said municipal court has Jurisdiction, an
costs. fees aud disbursements shall &c
taxed and allowed Ia the same manner
and 10 The Ike amount as they are taxed
and allowed IN the circuit court, except
as herelnbefore provided.
Section 70 IL shall be the duty OF the
mayor OF the city Of Kehosha and the
the county Of kenosha, immediately.
afier the passage and publication OF
TINS act. to appoint q commission OF three
men. one Of whom shall be the county
purchasing agent Of Kenosha county,
one au alderman Of the city OF henosha,
ard one q member Of the bar Of kenosha
county, who shall have his Office in said
city Of kenosha. Il shall he the duty OF
said commission forthwith to procure
provide and furnish suitable room or
rooms In the city Of Kenosha for holding
court and for Offices Of the judge and
clerk Of said court, as in his act pro-
videa; said room or rooms 10 be managed
and paid for as hereinafter provided for.
Section 70. The salary of the Judge
and clerk, and all other expenses neces-
sarliy incurred In the maintenance Of
said court, are hereby adjusted and III
vided as follows. Two-thirds Of said
shall he paid by the county Of Kenosha,
remaining one-third shall be paid By the
city Of Kenosha. Said salaries and ex-
penses shall, I'm the first instance be paid
out Of the county treasury Of Kenosha
county as hereinbefore provided. At the
annual accounting between the city aud
county Of Kencsha, the county treasurer
shall furnish unto the proper officer OF
the city OF kenosha. a detailed statement
Of the amounts paid out OF the county
treasury as aforesaid. And It shall he
the duty Of the said treasurer Of the city
Of kenosha when said account shall have
been rendered and allowed. and he IS
hereby authorized aid empowered, 70 pay
unto the said connty treasurer a sum
equal TO one-third Of said expenses.
Section =. All acts and parts OF acts
ircOusisteut with the provisions Of this
act. are hereby repealed.
Secfior Is. This act shall take effect
and Ice ia force from and after its passage
and publication.
Approved March &c. 1909.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11
0. al Published Mnf. 3. 1850
CIIAPIEn u. LAVE OF INNn.

CHAPTER 1T. Laws or 1909.
Ah Aif 70 amend s%eeflaHa 2l23 and 2l2f
- ihe N|taintes relating e. judicial cl-
caits lnl ttfun ~ fanff aud 90 provide
Tor the election ~ eeftgiu Judges
The people ~ tNe state ~ Wisconsin.
repre- MOD in Senate aud Assembly. do
s.cflon D. section eiaa of che statutes f.
81 divided int9 nineteen judicial
lto FIRST shan comprise che counties Of
itleiue. hcuAaha Aud WaiWorth.
Ile -rfuul milwaukee,
Aif Third Calumet Und Wi1urungo.
Ahr Fourth abrtpygaa. N~Huitowoc and
kefHuure
fNr fiuh crawford. Grant. lows. Ia
FNyefie HWl NlehlHud
w. sistl ha Cra.s Monroe. rrem.
pftIMtu nu1 vernon
1ne seventh Portage. wanpaca, wau-
pig iisn,h Hoasio. Dunn. repln. Pierce
4as Sniq n,ae and saas
Iur Eleventh uarroa. nurnctt. . =
buullfs. fplh Hui Naahhurn.
Hhs Twelfth Rock. Green aud JeUcrHon.
THE lhififeNth Dodge, ozaukee Wash
iuHton hnl WHufeshH
Tine Fourteenth Brown. Door. Mari
fhe llnseath Ashmad. bayfield,. iron.
lvi0r aH1 Taylor
tte sixteenth Lincoln. Marathon onci.
Aa HNd Nlfas
rbr se,eolrgatb CLARK. Juck-
auU UuH daWrAu
1hr rishtonth Fond 81 Iae Grpeu
AH ,einanNin. Marquette and
fas NlnsteeeH chippewa. Eau Claire,
irn fhat paragraph of section
of fPs statutes poses rielug the terms
nf the f1Irf fur ihe sixth judicial circuit
rl1N '' tNrnafi 20 rgHd sixth circuit TO
fNnHfs 90 iH tfasse pn the second
f. . "NH'.| NH -NL.N "HL- FEH HFMF lfHuIHN So.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11

NO. G8. an Published STAR ~. 1853.
CHAPTER 13, Laws OF 1903.
Az ACT 50 amend Eeetiuu 100 " the stat
ufsa- ~reiaflHE o. the power ~ the coNuty
clerk ~ appoint Deputies
The people ~ the state ~ wisconsin rep
resented lu senate ana Assembly, % en-
secflon j. section 7OG ~ tie statutes g
anleutrd 70 read Section I05. J. Every
such clerk shall appoint one or
more deputies In writing under bis hans,
hnq sanll HE ancr appointment ~ DIS
Office and such deputy ~ deputies
shall aid in the Performance az the dntles
N such clerk under his direction, and IA
case ~ hia absence or disability or of q
VHcancy in hfs Office. shall perform at the
gr until such vacancy shall be filled AMI
every such elerk and bis surrties SHAH De-
liable upon his official bond for the acts ef
bis deDufleHs and che county uoard may ia
ia discretion ~ rs annual meeting or az
nht hpffHi meeting PROVIDE q sAiHft tVt
such deputy 0r deputies which
HhHii ta paid az the same time and iu the
snme manner as COUNT officers
p To- counties having @ population eX-
rrc1ina one hundred aud fifty thousand ae-
such clerks tuag His0 appoint flN assistants
60 bis Office WhO shall Dc known Hs CHIEF
clerk. redemption clerk, license clerk sta
tiorHry clerk. cepyiat. Hnd steuegrapheEi
tNnl by the board OF supervisors, apd
shall be- paid as other counts officers ana
employees are paid aud such flerk and bis
H~urcfiea shalt be- liable upon bis bond Tor
The acts ~ said chief clerk. redemption
oierL. license clerk. stationery clerk. copy
ifi and sienpEgapNer go appointed.
Section 3 This act ahni take eject ana
De- % force from gud after W. passage and
Approved March II. 1860
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11
are, 81 Published Mar b. 1909.
CHAPTER rs. LAWa OF 1909.

AN ACT o. amend subsection VI section
tvfui r. ~ The statutes as amended. re-
latimE % hah aud game.
The people ~ the State ~ Wisconsin.
represented 81 senate and Assembly. do
enact AIS follows
section I Subsection / Of section 45jO
H. ~ the statutes ID amended to rend
Subsection = Ii shall Dee unlawful md
So hereby prohibited 90 sell. offer f1r sale,
or ship or transport amy gamp-nsh be-
tween the lst day of March and the
twenty hfth fay of Missy next succeeding.
provided however. that this shall uot au-
piy 10 the ptfssfssiul. rale. or shipment
within or without this state. 10 any pike
or pickerel Iin their natural frozen state.
Imported from any foreign country and
provided further that any person. arm. 81
corporation handling pike or pickerei im-
ported FROM g foreign country. shall keep
o separate RECORD ~ nll shipments aud cone
signluefits Of sueh hsh. aNd sheh records
shaii hs open for inspection ut nll times te
the state usb and game warden, or any %
hts deuHties The ruhteufa Ui an packages
ur h0,es mist be plainly labeled as 90
what they e%ontatu. Provided that nothing
in this art shall De construed in violation
~ the conditions provided by section
4atpa p af the statutes
section g This act shall take effect and
te Do force FROM and after its passage and
publication.
Approved March S.. 1900
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11
2v5. Al f"pnbnshed Mar. ~. 1908
CHAPTER "a. LAWS OF 1909.

Tx 49, LAWS Dk ltV5.
Az ACT ~ amend section 1901. of the stat
utrs. relating 60 the sale ~ adulferated
milh pr cream. aud providing "a penalty
The people nf the State ~ Wisconsin,
represented 10 Senate and Assembly, do
enact ag follnHa
Section 7. Section f6U1 Of the statutes is
amended 70 read Section 4IH7 Any per-
son who shall by himself. his servant or
agent or as the servant or agent 81 any
other person. or as the fcrynut or agent
~ nug corporation. sell or oner Tor sale.
furnish ~ deliver, or have 30 bis pos
session with latent % sell or oHer for sale
or furnish nr deliver o. any creamery.
sheear factory. corporation Or person, amy
Hlnltfrated milk or my aiuitrfnted cream
sbnll be- guilty of q m~isdrmeluQr ana
upon conviction thereof. shall boz punished
hy a fine ~ not less than twenty i've dol
hrs nor more than one hundred dollars
or bf Imprisoned iu The county jail mol
less thnn thirty days nor more than sixty
days
section g This act shall take effect and
bc On forces from aud after is passage and
publication.
Approved Mar lG. 1909.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11
NO G4 A. Published Feb. 90. 100.
CHATTER 10. LAWS or 1903

AN AtT rs amc0d 'ttlga 1lff % the stat
uffa. triatine " tAe duties ana cumpen-
sstion ~ eNhnrilHHtes ~ the sergeant.
H~t.HrUlB w flN naaeHhig
Ihr people ~ the sfafe ~ Wisconsin,
represented ia Senate and Assembly do
eHaft HH follows
section 3 section 1Iff ~ The statutes is
Htarnlri hv adding thereto. two Hubsec-
lions 90 reHN
p one cloak room attendant three dol
iHfH fHr day
q Inu cutlery attendants. three dollars
per iHy
section o This act shali take effect and
br in force FROM and after its passage and
publication
ApprDeel Fob 2i. 1853
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-07-11

No. 22t iruNliSlea Mir 2f. 4Hr'.
ClAF~ER 60 LAWS or 1908.
AN ACT 90 amcld SECTION $40 of the
s~tat~teS relating 20 the icwn hoirl a.
audit.
Tie people o. the State of wis-ous'e.
represented 90 Senate aud Assembly. 80
e"let as f0lloas.
section I. Section SEQ Of tho Sret-
rtes S. nmended fo read: Section So
The town beard shall meet ig each ycir
on the Iucsior ueSt preceding the aY-
nial town meeting and also cT the f~sr
Tuesday or lie~eu Der to audit aud sef-
uc al charges against The Town; and e
the three supervisors be n0t present :ie
chairman. or IN his absence. either cf the
other supervisors attending, shall crii one
or more justices Of the town 10 net in-
stead 90 the absent supervisor or super
visCrs. and II any such vacancy cannot
he hled DIV reason Of there being 10
legally qualified Justice or justices OF tie
peace in sa.a town, then said vacancy
ni9E he hllcd by selecting Il pualiftl
eiector or electors If 50 chosen shall take
and subscribe TO the nsnal oath OF Office.
81 us TO make a board Of audit composed
cf three. The Town board NAV also meet
ri snch other time or times as they shnli
deem necessary for the purpose Of audit
Ing and settling charges against the town.
buzz no such special meeting shall be held
unless notice Of the same shall be given
TO cNch supervisor at least two days prior
supervisors shcl act on the board Of
ardit no such 50 .riai meetings.
Section !. This act shall take effect
and DE 10 force from and after its pas
SAGE and publication.
Approved March 20, 1903.