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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Judge CAN'T. who was presiding. was
compelled to throw many Of the cases
out OF court because they were improp-
erly brought Brown was mad an over.
Swelling with Indignation, ne arose and
said: Your honor. will you please tell
me how it is possible in this court 10
get justice against railroad COM
pany?"
Judge CAN'T quietly ignored the con-
tempt Of court shown by the lawyer
and asked: do You wish an answer to
that question, Mr.. Brown
Yes. sir" defiantly replied the in
diguant lawyer; Eyes, sir. and l want
to know how a farmer can get his case
into this court so that it will be heard
Judge CAN'T smiled and said: We'll
first. Mr.. Brown. I'd advise the farmer
to hire lawyer
Brown Wilted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
MARsE HENRYs MEMORY.
~ York Press. J


Gus Thomas was spending an evening
with Marse Henry Watterson in Louis
vile, and around a. m. they began "a
feel tired. BY 3 they were exhausted.
BY they were all in and had TO quit
separating and going their different
ways. Thomas tumbled out Of bed the
next afternoon at dinner time and
looked up Marse Henry. SO they could
go 10 breakfast together.
Colonel Watterson," said Thomas,
where Gid we go after > O'Clock last
night "
q don't know, Gus" said Marse Hen
ry.
What did we do?"
II don't know, Gus"
When did we go home2'
&c! don't know. Gus"
Colonel Watterson," asked Thomas.
who took me homer"
"Marse Henry's face cleared brightly
from the gloom Of previous ignorance.
Gus" he said with confidence, Il
took you home. sub"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
WHERE THE TRAMP TURNED.
CWashington sd

Senator Norris Brown, in an address
in Washington, praised an Iowa mil
liOnaiTe.
His success is lesson to US said
Senator Brown. There are men IN
MaquOketa who still remember him as
a tramp. a common. homeless tramp.
The speaker smiled.
"One afternoon i'm New York ne
said, "as the millionaire and I were
walking in Fifth avenue. beggar
stepped up to him and whined:
Boss. I guess you amt never went
cold and hungry, sleepin' in wet fields
and gittin' kicked from
oh, yes, I have. though said the
millionaire.
He looked the tramp up and down,
handed him a quarter and said. as he
passed on:
But had the decency to wash my
self once or twice a year. by George.
You make me kind Of sick
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
TAFT's LATEST ACHIEVEMENT.

Why bark back to the black night of
the middle ages or to the days Of classic
mythology for a man of heroic mold
when we have our plump president at
Washington, regarding whom the As
ISOLATED Press yesterday carried this
illumining item?
President Taft, accompanied by Vice
President Sherman and the latter's son,
and by Senator Bourne. General Clar-
ence Edwards and Captain A. w. Butts.
motored out to the Chevy Chase club
for golf game this afternoon. A heavy
thdnder shower was not allowed to in
terfere."
Either the rain clouds were blown to
one side by blast from the lungs OF
the stentorian senator from OREGON. or
the drops of water were evaporated by
the warmth of the presidential radi-
ance. Theodore I certainly couldn't
have accomplished such a meteorologi-
cal effect. The best he could have done
would be to convert the June shower
into a screeching Dakota blizzard, if
his efforts had any effect. But our
sunny PRESIDENT Words fail. Moth
ing similar to this incident has hap
pened since Joshua spake: sun, stand
thou still upon Gideon, and thou, Moon,
in the valley of Ajalon." As for Ajax's
defiance of the lightning, it viii hence
forth be regarded as a tawdry thing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
ONE OF THE SCIENCES.
Newark starr

Chandler w Riker had a witness un,
der examination I'm the circuit court
before Judge Adams. The witness had
shown how much ne did not know on
a certain scientific subject.
Are YOU a scientifie man?" demand
ed Mr.. Biker. suddenly.
No sir a plumber" was the bold
reply.
"Oh, we'll" commented Mr. Riker
with q smile. perhaps you are a scien.
tifc man, after all, because plumbing
as we all know, belongs 20 the science
Of abstraction
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

salt Lake lost the 1910 convention of
the National Association of Retail Gro
GERS because of the delay of the local
delegation in beginning its campaign at
the Portland convention. Really. the
Salt Lake association shouldn't have
sent modest delegates. II is just pos
sible the salt Lake delegates didn't
want grocers from all over the United
States to come to Zion and see how
easy the town is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
Total Copies of The Herald Printed
in Nav. 1909.

&%+%+ = = = =
> largest Daily and Sunday cir =
= culation in Salt Lake proved by '
: investigation. =
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Several thousand dollars were lost by
the public who bet on Rather Royal,
the favorite in one of the races Satur-
day. Every bOOkmaker. operating by
grace Of the Utah state authorities.
profited largely by the crooked deal,
since the bookmaker usually. if not In
variably, wins when the favorite loses.
Three or four men. directly involved
in the steal, were ruled off the track.
but even the money played in the book
adjudged TO be in the deal was lost to
the public and was taken away by the
bookmaker. In the more plebeian form
Of robbery, stolen money is restored to
the owner when it can be recovered.
Il really is a pity that the Utah Jockey
club OF the State Fair association does
not employ a plain policeman to adjust
such affairs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Former Senator Depew Of New York,
Chauncey the Peach, in an address to
medical students the other dey advised
them to marry. 1t would be interest
ing TO hear what T. c. Flatt, Depew's
colleague i'm the Down and out of the
Senate club, would have to say on this
subject. now that May Woods suit has
been dismissed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
ADVICE FROM THE BENCH.

Some years ago many farmers along
the line OF the Missouri. Kansas & Tex
as railway brought suit against II. and
engaged a young lawyer named Brown.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Persons that have taken their annual
baths in salt Lake in the last few days
viii soon be in a position to say wheth-
er mud baths have any real medicinal
virtue
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Helena beats Salt Lake and makes
twenty-three runs. Promptly salt Lake
returns the compliment. Who said these
Intermountain leaguers aren't good
stickers?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

For. To- the winter is past; the rain
is over and gone; the flowers appear
on the earth; the time of the singing
Of birds is come, and the voice Of the
turtle is heard in our land" wrote Solo
mon. probably on a June day in a land
as fair as Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Floods at Provo and the senator in
Washington. Who can protect the
town?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
THE GRADUATES.
IT. Z. NJ. IN New York Times
SHE

It. L. NJ. In New York Times)
SHE.
Now comes the gentle graduate
To make her graceful bow.
To point our highest duties out
And tell US why and how.
She clears all knotty points away
Concerning state affairs
Her pa is wondering how he'll pay
For the costly gown she wears.
He
The graduate in glory stands,
His college course complete.
His brilliant thesis in his hands,
The whole world at his feet.
He little guesses as he let's
Those words Of wisdom fall.
He'll never see the time again
When he will know 1t all.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07

Mrs. George II Wood wishes to an
nOunce the removal Of her Wade Cor
set Darlors to her own home. $50 East
Third South. Both phones 202.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
Wedding Announcements

And Invita- ons engraved. Best work.
Pembroke Stationery Co. 81 W. I'd So.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-06-07
THAT Good
Coal"

Never get the notion
that it makes no dif-
ference what kind of
coal you Use-and
never conclude you
know the right kind
until you've tried Clear
Greek.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-02-25
SEVENTEEN FOR
FAIRMOzVT TEAM
President Raymond Round.
ing Up Baseball Players 4
For heaSeason.. 6

=
A number of'4eontraets have beck
prepared and sent out by president
Raymond of the Fair1nont Baseball
Association to the men he expects to
lsee in Fairmont uniforms this season
The majority Of the contracts sent oilA
have been heard from and the pits
crs are all willing, to come back
with the local team. The few VINO
have not yet answered arc expected
to do so in the near future and all
the men named below win in all prob
ability be here again next season. The
men. are as.foilows with their present
addresses:
Waiter snOdgrass,. catcher. Fair
mont
Walter Iacklcy, catcher, Cameron
William Jenkins pitcher. Frost
burg, Md. ~
Lewis Hunt, pitcher. Fa1rmont.
Dan j. Ryan, pitcher, Charlton. Pa.
], r. Carlisle. pitcher, Lisbon, o.
James Ralph, pitcher, Cleveland. q.
James GarmonS Hrst base, Port
lanu, ma.
o. Mallery and schlazle. Cleveland
and Pittsburg. third base.
Chester King, short stop. ParlSsrs-
burg.
Clyde Parker, second base. Fair
mont
Elmer Taught. out field. Amos.
William o'Nen. outiieId, CLEVELAND.
| Cecil Gray, outHeId. badoga. Ind.
/ Orlando Kellar. outfeld, Ports
month. Ohio
A. L. Durham. outfieId. Lynn. Ind.
From this bunch OF seventeenscracls
players President Raymond expects
Ito get up as good team as win be
found! II t1te league this season ana
he has strong hopes Of landing the
pennant FOR FairmonA
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-02-25
|. DECISIONS
Are Handed Down BY the
State Supreme Court in
Several Cases.

Decisions have been handed dow
lss The saptsme Court OF Appeals j:
the following cases:
J. L. Holmes versus Grsenbriel
Valley Geld Storage Company, from
Greenbrier county, R6aersed >!
Judge WiiIiams
Hutton versus Hutton, 4rog Ran
do1nh county. affirmed by Judge
Robinson.
Richie County Bank versus Coun,
ty Court Of RftehSe County, from
Richie county. Dismissed as inn.
proyidently awarded ny Judge Poi,
,feibarger.
West Virginia National Bank var.
kus bunkle, from cahelE county.
Mandamus refused by Judge Bran
non. ,e
Smith. versus west, Virginia cen-
trail Gas Company. rom Barbou.
county, reversed and remanded
Opinion by Judge Miller.
Virgins ct al. rsus Mankin
from Raleigh county. Affitmed.
Opinion by Judge Miller.
The following orders we're is.
sued:
Session versus Penn Furniture
Company, from Gabell county. Wri,
OF erorr and sdprsedeas awarded Al
prayed for; bond $1,000: :
Park, constable versus Mccauley
executor, from Hardy county. APP.
peal awarded; bond 5000.
Bratt versus Cornwell, from Pres
ton county. Writ of error and su
Persedeas awarded; bond 500.
Albright versus Albright. from
Preston county. Appeal refused.
Attorneys H. w Ben. Of Parkers
burg: $. P. Bell and A. G. Matthews
of Grantsville, and Charles P. swint
Of Weston. were admitted to prac
ttce in the supreme court.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-02-25
This WIN interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children. a certain relief for Fever
ishness. Headache. Bad stomach.
Teething Disorders move ana. regulate
the Bowels ana destroy Worms. they
Break Up Colds in "a hours. They
are 50 pleasant to the taste and harm
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Over 10000 testimonials OF cures.
They never faiT. Sold by an drug
gists. 25c. AJAX today. Don't accept
any Substitute.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-02-25

Hives. eczema, itch or salt rheup
sets you crazy. Can't bear the
touch Of your clothiugs Doan's ONT
ment cures the most obstinate cases.
Why suffer. All druggists sen It.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-02-25
Buy
Now

You will save from ten to.
twenty per cent. by buying
propertysnow. AS all indica-
tons point to higher prices in
real estate here in the near flu
ture. Buildings both for bus.
mess and residence purposes
are in great demand as you
know, and a scarcity, of any
thing naturally increases its
value. We have properties.
for sale in alf parts Of the city.
including Glen Elk. Indus
trial addition, Adamston,
Broad Oaks, North View,
Kelly Hill, and the New Fair
Ground addition. Also sew
eral vacant lots in all of these
places. lhave also had sever
| al inquiries regarding proper
ty which may be for sale or to
rent close to the center of the
city, SO if you have a house
that you would care to sell or
rent, it would pay you to see
lme.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1909-02-25
relatives.

Frank Armstrong is here from
Washington on business and visiting
relatives.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
NEW BOOKS IN
PUBLIC LIBRARY

The following new books have been
received In the public library:
Ethel Il. Abranams--G Greek Dress,
the costumes Of ancient Greece. James
/. Barton-"Daybreak In Turkey. VIII
Carleton Drifted In" a poem. Julian
Chandler-"The South In the Building
OF the Nation" VI. L. DOoge-Tne
Acropoiis of Athens" Loudon NJ.
Douglas" Refrigeration in the Dairy.
James Hastings" Encyclopedia or RN
ligion and Ethics" a -. Hepburn =
Artificial Waterways and Commercial
Development" Robert :. Hichens-
Egypt and Its Monuments Albert
r.. Hogan--"Pacihc Blockade. meth
cd OF settling disputes between ma
tions. Edwin Houston-"Wonder
Book OF Light; for children. John la
Farge--"The Higher Life in Art Gar
enCc Lucas-"The story OF musical
Form" T. 4 MacNutt-'Ba Bartholomew
de- las Casas His Life and Writings
Leon Ncad--"lIow Words Grew
study Of literary style. Leo IA Melltz
opera Goers' Complete Guide. 9 =.
Nirdlinger-'The World and His Wifc.
play Anne l. r Ritchie- Black
stick Papers" Josiah Royce--"Race
Questions. Provincialism and Other
American Problems" Ralph waldo
Trine-"On the open Road ESSAYS
cyrus r BRADY The Ring and the
Man" Marie Corelli-"Holy orders.
Louise e. Hale The Actress George
q Injection THE Raven" the love
story OF Edgar Allen Poe, Flora \.
StAel--s'A PrinceCof DrcamersN " w.
Tcwnscnd--'"The ClimNing >CuurNatelS.
Louis Tracy--"The Message" story OF
adventure
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
FRANCE OUTW|TTEO.
BY GERMANY IN
DIPLOMACY
De cASTEllANE LET'S IN LITTLE
LIGHT ON LATEST COURTESY
OF TWO NATIoNs-olD ENMITY
STILL LIVES
BY MARQUIS DE cAsTELlANE.

PARIS. March 20.-Talleyrand used
To say we should always beware OF our
first impulse because that was the
right one. The first time Germany
held out It's hand To us the impulse OF
France was To stand aloof. Only the
second time did we heed. And the
first time We were right
For, examining closely into the new
Franco-German agreement. which
seemed so full OF promise at the time
Of it's signature. the wise now see tha-
Germany merely renounces rights
which never existed ana that France
has not one whit To gain. IL is a mere
question OF international courtesy, in
which Germany seems To promise
Europe that she will no longer treat
us like little boys TO whom the whip
must be shown each morning so that
they may remain good throughout the
day and may not try TO resist papa
will on any point.
III our government Is pleased with
this IL Is not particularly exacting:
and as for me, feel that could have
dispensed with this solemn official dec
larotion that we are not TO be
threatened IN the future. IL Is true
that the formal establishment OF cour
tesy is something, where Germany is
concerned. And perhaps from this
some day We may step forward 10 real
negotiations in regard 10 our lost prov
inces. which we still intend TO recover
War az Sport.
In view OF the recently published
statement OF the German General
Schliffen, II has struck me that war
will soon be ranked as sport, and
battles will resemble those mythical
American duels where the adversaries
are turned loose In plot OF ground
&c take pot shots at each other.
So deadly are the arms and pro-
jectiles OF up-to-date European armies,
says he. that soldiers can no longer
advance Dy ranks in the open. During
the Russo-Japanese war the "Nambu'
brigade was annihilated In the course
OF few seconds for having tried TO
use the old tactics. IL Is established
that regiments can no longer march
up in double lines under fire. The
thing to be most beware OF strategical-
ly would be masses attracting the en-.
emy's attention. SO, first one single
line would advance; then, long time
after still another line, and the gen
eral charge would come only with the
bayonets at the end OF the battle.
So armies would have TO scatter
over much vaster spaces, and the
picturesque effect would result OF lit
tie bands moving here and there. ris-
ing up from the earth and rushing
forward to the next hill where they
may lie down and hide once more.
Cavalry must 90. OF course. and as for
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20

the emperor on his white horse sur
rounded by his brilliant escort. he
VIII be LEFT for museums and the. stage.
The new general In command will sit
In shed far ont of harms Way,
scrutinizing maps AID answering tele
phone calls or reading and sending
kilograms.
Like Rabbit Warrens.
IL the battlefelds of the future are
10 be like rabbit warrens, the gea.
erals will be- like the owners OF these
same warrens, who will drop around
between breakfast and dinner 10 see
how their sport Is getting on.
The chamber OF depnties has a.
last become an interesting place OF
resort.
The parliamentary revolution has
been brought about by the foundation
OF n Cluo for bridge playing deputies.
While orators are storming and the
president is DOING and the members
~ their benches are yawning, other
more fortunate deputies now retire
10 private room where they can
while away the hours until the vote
comes around. and then, warned by
an electric bell. they have time to
reach their places In the audience
chamber and vote.
Certain members among the Radi'
Gals and Socialists who lack society
sraces and ignore bridge want to
found rival club OF their own. |
would suggest tina; they initiate the
English village OF Chelmsford and
found Red Nose Club" now that
everybody Is talking OF the necessity
for protecting wine interests In
France.
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
PREsBYTERIAN.

G. Leidich will give an illustrated lee
ture on Palestine In the Forrest church
house, Monday evening.
Monday morning, the Rev. w. T.
Jaquess. OF the Trumbull-aye. Presby-
terian church.-wlll be the leader In a
symposium before the PRESBYTERIAN
Minister'S association on city Map
Making"
The Brotherhood OF the Highland Park
Presbyterian church has formed a good
government department under the lead
ership of @. A. Schwanbeck. l.. H. Jen-
ney, w. A. Murray. John Anderson and
Walter s. Conley.
The Rev. A. III. Cameron. OF Imman-
uel Presbyterian church. has been con-
woodmere mission during the last
held Sunday evening
The Wayne County Sunday School
association will hold a rally sunday
OF the First Presbyterian church. The
Rev. William 4. Brown. secretary OF
the Young. Peoples missionary move
ment for the west. will deliver an ad e
dress on THE Sunday Schools and Mis-
sions."
The Rev. Harry L. Grain. formerly
pastor OF the Second-ave. Presbyterian
church. was installed as pastor of the
Presbyterian church in Alma. Tuesday
evening. President August r. Bruske,
OF Alma college, offered the installation
prayer. and several clergymen from
participated In the ceremonies
The Rev. James NJ Barkley II. u.
pastor OF the Forest-ave. Presbyterian
church. will preach Sunday morning
on "Chfldren's Rights" and Ina the
evening Will begin a series of addresses
on "Remote Events and Lasting Issues.
The first OF these will be The Star OF
Empire Reversed" The others will be
The Learned Seventy" Tire Burning
Letters in the Sky" and the fourth and
last, "A Great Architects Dream"
The twenty-sixth annual meeting OF
the Women's Home Missionary society
of the Detroit Presbytery will be held
in the First church. Pontiac, April =
Among the speakers will be Miss v NJ
White. OF the Woman's boaru, and DR..
=. j. Fisher, president OF the Freed
mans board The following day at
the same place. the Foreign Missionary
society Will hold it's meeting. and Mrs
George Schwab, OF Eufalen, Africa. Will
be the speaker.
The Rev. Edward H. Pence. H. D. OF
the Forrest. Presbyterian church, will
preach Sunday morning on Faith aud
Action" and his evening theme vim he
The Quarry and the Pit Monday
evening, March 20. Dr. Thaddeus Walk
er Will give an illustrated lecture In
the church house on Bacteria and
Their Habits" and the following Mon
day evening DR.. Pence Will give an H.
Illustrated lecture on THE Life OF
Christ"
The choir OF the Fort-st Presbyter-
ian church is taking especial pains i'm
preparing Tor It's musical service to be
given the last Sunday OF this month
March 2s new Lenten cantata, by
Harold Moore. one OF the best OF the
The Detroit times., 1909-03-20
PROOF THAT
/ CHARCOAL WILL
ABSORB IMPURITIES
Many People Are Not From Missouri
But They Like to Be Shown. A
Simple Yet EnectuaI Test
for Charcoal.

Frequently people like to know If an
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know. The F. A. Stuart Co. has gone
10 considerable expense to perfect
some simple method by which Il could
be convincingly proven that their
Charcoal Lozenges possessed all the
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and herein print simple yet effective
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