The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1909-07-20
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OF wafer, 40 not knew how btfny, to
wash away a mining town. another
also pumps in water by the ocean full
In this case II is used to stage, or
rather. to tank. the wreck of the Re
public. Two boats bump iuto each
other in u most realistic and grinding
manner. and Jask Binns thc real Jack
Binns, not an imitaiion--pOuDds the al
mOsphere full of e q DIS. When W.
were yelling our csophaguses sore al
Jack Binns. hero. II few months ago
we never imagined nc would come to-
this and be Il hero To- make CoEey
holiday. Yet l suppose it Is ali right
II Jack cannot save any more ships h.,
can at least save money
But. while Coney is open. ii is NOT
wide open, and thereby hangs tale. OF
Woe; also Il lawsuit At T. O'Clock
sharp Saturday night fifty unfeeling
policemen clamped down COney So
tight that even the barkprs' faces had
to close mp. 1t broke the show owners
hearts and almost broke their pocket
books. Investigation showed that the
mayor was behind the tight lid order.
and now the C0ney showmen are suing
the city. getting out iniunctions and
yelling for Sunday money Only -four.
or five months to separate. people from
their change and then TO have one day
out of seven taken away from them.
and the best day Of the week at that
1t is too much. No wonder the vendors
Of hot dogs and cold beers are growi.
Ing and foaming
incidentally Coney is causing trou-
BILE TO the ROSTERS. Down at Sleeps
head Bay fhe poor fowls are deluded
by the Coney rockets into the belief
that dawn is breaking all night. and
they keep up continual growing that
would wake up even William Trayers
Jerome. Now. rooster may think
that the Declaration of Independence
assures him the right to crow as well
as TO pursue happiness and worms, but
If he lives at Sbeepshead Bay he T.
mistaken. The owners of the fowls
have been ordered To shut Off either
that reason the hens Of that vicinity
will probably be widows without going
to the divorce court.
Nor is Sheepshead Bay the only re
giOn In which the ROSTERS are causing
trouble. Up New Rochelle way there
was so much Growing recently that
the matter was taken before the Judge.
who sOlemnly issued an injunction
against ehanticleer tearing loose his
steam siren before time for the com.
muters to catch their trains The
owner of the particular rooster thus
tangled up in the legal machinery ex-
pressed his sorrow. but what coiIid
poor man do Would some os;e please
tell him how to keep rooster from
growing or 10 regulate il like an alarm
clock? Thereupon one correspondent:
suggested the remedy of Herberi
Spencer. who. il would seem. was wis
TO ROSTERS, even if he was a phiioso
pher. When Spencer's chanticleeh
awakened him he proceeded to tte
wings, well knowing that no Geek
crow IL he cannot flap his wing
Firmly tying the ROSTERS neck mie1
also help.
Recurring TO the unacceptable q
basket hat. one of these mill
recently proved
fatal to one poor man. Cros5ia
bridge over the Harlem. Michael on
On saw peach basket hat a1at aud
Jumped into the stream to rEcue the
underneath. Whephe reached
The hat no woman was swim
ming with his clothes he lost
strength and was with diffit ..wy rescued
and sent TO the hospital; .. rec0ver
Now. II that had been - o;,n,zed ma;
poor COnlon could have : -. whether
| woman was under it or n. ~. hut, be-
ng peach basket. it might have Dson-
,ealed anything. even 10 a sunken scow
Followin.: the outcry OF Boston
sculptor thai modern fashions. espe
Tally lacing and high heel shoes, ara
causing deteriOra ton of feminine beau
", number Of New York physicians
have added their testimony to the
same effect Race suicide. pGny chill
1ren. feminine Ill health and even d.
vOrce are ascribed to the fearful and
wonderful garb with which lovely wO
man now DISCUSSES. even though She
1Oes not conceal, her charms. Espe
cially did the peach basket hat cause
4 crouch among the medicOs- It was
denounced not only for Its hideous ug-
liness. but as being responsible for
nervous diseases. l do not know what
effect a peach basket bat has on the
nerves Of the wearer, hut II certainly
Is hard on the nerves az the beholder.
1t appears that John y. Rockefeller
who lives in New York when he isn't
lodging summonses. has broken into
poetry. 1t is the last crime Of which be
would have been suspected. but 1t
seeps that there are no depths to
which he will not descend. Here are
the Immortal lines that William Rhine
lander Stewart ascribes to the richest