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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-09-22

Hotel Boscobel, R Ksntq Beach. s BATS.
elevator, fine table. Write for special rates.
booklet. menu and souvenir pencil.
2lst season. Capacity, 350 A. E. MARION.
set -3Ot
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Dental Department.

Evening sessions begin October I and continue
eight and one-hah month"; Tuition. Sis.
For further information apply to the dean, go
II Ut. NV. sel6.l 6t ~
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CHEVY CHASE COLLEGE AND SEMINARY
A school for girls and young ladies.
Take Chevy Chase car at Treasury, corner 18th
and n. y. ave.
Phone Cleveland -.
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SUMMER RESORTS.
Hotel lrOQuOis.

Ocean end So. Carolina ave-: close piers and all
ss1hs NSe
September rates. $3.50 up weekly. Always
open. Booklet. W f. SHAW
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The Washington
School for Bows

1853 WISCONSIN AVE-. WARRINGTON. d. O.
Beautifully located in the country, within easy
access OF all parts of the city. Thorough course
extending from kindergarten to college Elective
system permitting each pupil to take the exact
tention. Unusually strong faculty. all special
lists. One teacher for nve pupils. Modern build.
ings. Extensive athletic grounds. Boarding ana
day departments. Boys OF any age received.
seS-tf
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MISS SAlllE lEwBM'S SCHOOL
1900 WYOMING AVE. NV.
Washington, D. G.
PUPILS FROM THE GRADED OR HIGH
sCH0oLSsreceived for the school year OF for
shorter periods and prepared for promotions
or to maintain standing In classes. Also course
leading to graduation. Glasses begin Sept. n
and Oct 8. Boarding department. sel2-l4t'
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HOTEL NEW ENGLAND

s. Car. ave- and Beach: private baths; elevator to
street: sun parlor: capacity. $50; superior table:
open all the year. BRYAN & WILLIAMS.
se1R-Snf
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EDUCATIONAL.
IN WASHINGTON.
GE OR GETOWN
u NV r s 1T Y
SCHOOL OF LAW

FACULTY.
REV. JOSEPH HIMMEL. s. j.,
President Of the University.
HON. HARRY NJ. CLABAuGH. Il. D:
tchief Justice Supreme Court OF the D'''r'et OF
Dean Of the Faculty. Lecturer on Comma Law
Pleading and Practice.
GEORGE z. HAMILTON, Ii. D.,
Lecturer on the Law Of Wills.
HON SETH SHEPARD. LID.
csef Justice Court uf Of ARReal' OF the District
Lecturer on Constitutional Law and Equity
Jurisprudence.
HON. ASHLEY NJ. GOULD
associate Justice Supreme Court Of the District
Of Coumbia),
Lecturer on the Law Of Contracts. Persons ana
Domestic asions. and insurance.
HON. DANIEL THEW WRIGHT
Associate Justice Supreme Court OF the Dissr1c'
Lecturer on the Law Of Corporations and Criminal
CHARLES A. DOUGLAS s! b. Iii B. Pane,
Lecturer on 'a snd I1 sie% ne tSr' Law s'
MICHAEL J. COLBERT: a; NJ, l IL: H.
Lecturer on the tsw Of Personal Property and
D. W. BAKER, A. NJ, IL. D.
UNITED States Attorney for the District Of
Lecturer on til. Law Of Real Estate and Evi.
CLARENCE R. WILSON, A. B.. IL. NJ.
Lecturer on the Law OF Agency and Pleading
JOHN ]. HAMILTON, A. B.: L. NJ
Estate.
ADOLPH A. HOEHLING. Jr.. IL. NJ,
Lecturer the Law Of Evidence.
Judge Of the Circuit Comt-DANIEL W. O'DON-
OGHUE, A. NJ. Phi. d. LII. NJ, and JAMES
S. EASBY-SM1TH. A. NJ, LII. NJ.
Court Of Appeas-Messrs.- LEIGH ROBINSON,
J. NOTA McGILL.
Clerk of Ceurt-FRANK CUNNINGHAM.
Instructors in Law-DANIEL ". oDONoGHUE
A. NJ. Ph. D.. LII. NJ; JAMES s. EASILY.
SMITH. A. B., LII. NJ: CHARLES E.
ROACH. A. B.. IL. NJ: JESSE c. ADKINS
l.. l.. NJ: STUART MCNAMARA. A. NJ,
LII. r.
RICHARD ]. WATKINS. A. B., IL. NJ,
Secretary and Treasurer.
FRANK e. CUNNINGHAM,
Assistant Secretary.
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st. Johns College,

Vermont Avenue Near Thomas Circle.
Conducted BY the Brothers Of the Christian
Schools,
Select Day College for Young Men and Boys
Collegiate. Commercial. Academic and Primary
Departments.
School opens September Is.
Catalogues sent on application.
se1-3ot.15 BROTHER DOROTHEUS. Pres.
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HOLY CROSS ACADEMY

Select school for young ladies and children.
Academic and preparatory departments.
Complete courses In music and art. CONNER.
cial course.
Reopens Sept. 20. 10Th and Upton sts.
sci Rot
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Day sessions begin October I and continue
eight and one-half months. Tuition. Sis.
For further Information apply to the dean, go
n Ut. NV.
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". =. DALE6. Pm D.. i7o3 81.
Classical teacher. Pupils thogoughly prepared
for college entrance for other examinstiees q
language and mathematical sel.3ot
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Free NIGHT School.

Our courses in Bookkeeping. Banking Short.
hand, Touch Typewriting. Telegraphy. CONNER
cial Law. Business English and Letter Writing,
Civil Service, etc. are free to our day students
To all others. only 81 a month Satisfaction OF
no pay. DRAUGHON'S PRACTICAL BUSINESS
COLLEGE Successor to Spencerian), 1917 New
York ave. Phone Main 4l20
"You will attend Draughon's If you investigate. u
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PRIVATE INSTRUCTION IN MATHEMAT1CS
sciences. languages. music; university graduate
twenty years experience: literary work revised
PROF. J., Station g, Bog 26l3, city.
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FireDrOof Rio Grande,

New York avenue. overlooking Pier. Elevator:
running water in rooms: white service Magnif-
cent Turkish. electric, sea water baths. European
plan. $1.00 up. American plan, 50. 90 up. Hook
let. Coach at trains. sel5-w saSu,f
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Hotel DeVille,

Kentucky ave. and the Beach. Open all the year.
Capacity, $50. Thoroughly and modernly ap-
baths; elevator TO street level extensive porches;
excellent in table and service Special Septem.
Der and fall rates. $40 up weekly, Sc up daily.
Write for booklet. ]. p. EMERSON.
au27-75tlO
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Legal Notices

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT. FIRST
CIRCUIT of the Territory Of Hawaii.
In Chambers. Kalahikiola (w) vs..
Jacob Kumalae. Libel in Divorce.
Notice of the Tendency of Suit.
Notice is hereby given that the
above entitled cause is now pending
and that said Court has ordered that
Saturday, October 0, 1909, at 0:30
a. m. In the court room of this Court.
in the judiciary Building, in said
Honolulu,as the time and place for
the hearing of libellant's petition
and libel praying that she be grant,
ed a decree of divorce absolute from
her said husband. Honolulu, T. H.,
july "a, 1909. BY the Court.
HENRY SMITH,
Clerk Judiciary Dept.
4370-July "a, 81; Aug. Z, IA. 81,
IS; Sept. 4.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Der Japs haff gone back to work.
= A hoeing sugar cane;
Und say init sthrikes they're pau, .
Und will neffer do idt again. q,
-. u 10!
Der thugs are shy Job.
Der agitators vas sore.
A few will get dere rice und soy
Through der bars OF an iron door.
Der planter ISIS happy again,
For he und der Jap ISIS friends:
Soon der printed slips will come.
Declaring more dividends.
Der town itself ISIS moving,
or prosperity; veil, We got some.
Und der rest OF der package Is coming,
So close you can hear It hum.
IND myself, What I am doing?
I'm boosting nit der rest;
Und when dot wave comes along.
Spiegelmyer'll be on der crest.
Dere vas new departure In der
automobile piziness down this way. I
don't know how true idt iss, but der
seems to be no goot reason to doubt
der story for idt looks logical enough.
A firm What deals In automobiles ISIS
going to gin machine to anybody
free IN dey viii sign guarantee to
place all of der repairing init der
firm What gate dem der machine.
Veil, I will let you know about dot
piziness later on, und BELIEF idt viii
be a paying proposition. Goot bye.
SPlEGEI1MYER.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.

Entered For Record, August 10, 1903,
frem to:so a. m. to $3.50 p. m.
Geo. Lycurgus & VT to Robert w.
Shingle .................. -
Geo. Lycurgus & VT to Robert w.
Shingle .................. ....b .
d. Nagata & VT to D. C. Lindsay
IT. .............,.... II
J. II. Schnack & VT to Manoel g. St.
Anna ...............,... ......D
Mary A. Waterbury to C. Q. zee
Hop TT. ............-..... I'D
Hilo Sugar Co. to County OF Hawaii..D
Antonio +. Martins & VT to Honomu
Sugar Co. 49,. ....:.............M
Entered for Record, Auguct 20, 1909,
Abbie X. WEIGH & hsb to Rachel W.
Papallmu .................. ....D
Rachel W. Papalimu & hsb to Abbie
X. Welch .......,........... ID
Kekoona Aki ct all to Charles vii.
George w. Smith & VT to John H.
Slnith ..,..,.......,..PD
First Band of Hilo Ltd. to Daniel
Kaihenui ................... Rel
Luhikau (w) to Hilo Railroad Co. ID
Bathsheba NJ, Allen to James f.
Jaeger .,...,..............
Est. of James Robinson by TT to
Empire Bldg Co, Ltd. ..,....,,..,L
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Mein Friendt Adolph:--I told you
what 1t ISIS ! AM flnding oudt lots OF
things what I neffer knowed before.
und der beauty or II ISIS dot I han
canned down to dose Hawaiian Islands
to find idt oudt. More as four times.
when vas in New York go by dot
Winter Garden und hear me dot Won.
derful band loaded by Shoozer der
great band master. Oh idt vas grand,
once und den once more ! gin cine
dollar to hear dot world renowned TIA
lian orchestra. Och. AdOlph, l could
shut my eyes ind wish dot ! might
neffer wake up While dot orchestra vas
playing. Und | must not forget to
mention our own goot band, what ISIS
headed by mein friendt Berger. Our
band boys don't take any gallery seat
from any of dem when idt comes to
q showdown. Veil, Adolph, | han been
fooled some more, amt 1t. Idt vas
shust like dot shleeping proposition
What I told you about. ! thought all
OF dem lufny bands und orchestra
What paid goot money to hear. vas
playing Real music but dcy vas not.
Der bill boards down here say as how
Victor music iss Real music, und dem
fellows What make II ought to know
II Victor music iss Real music den
What In Himmil han been listening
to for der last forty years ind thought
II vas Real music. More as three of
dem machines What makes Real music
iss located In der same block nit me
und am gladt dot Real music vas
not discovered oudt sooner.
All of der shmart people don't liff
down here. You han got some up on
der Coast, especially dot man Bur.
bank, what lives up by Santa Rosa.
Nit his seedless apples nnd thornless
cacti ind pitless peach he ISIS doing
wonders. Now In somebody would
only persuade him to produce a crow.
less rooster his name would go thun.
dering down der ages OF man till time
vas no more.
A few nights ago | took me a ride
oudt by Walalae on der cars What run
oudt to dot district. Dot ISIS der place
where 1hwing lifts. Der company
ought to put a shleeping car on der
run so dot people could put In few
hours on repose While dey vas waiting
for another car to take dem back to
town. But idt iss novelty to ride
on dot line. Der novelty ISIS In der
fact dot you are not bothered nit
any fuss und furry in making connec.
lions. Dot line don't connect init any.
thing. Some night | am going out
TO Alapia street shust to see In It
connects nit der car barn at night.
Der shtrike off der Japs ISIS a thing
on der past. but We will not forget idt
for some time. Everybody iss salts.
fed ind things are moving along In
der old way. han immortalized der
situation nit few verses, In which
piziness you know shine. Here they
are:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

does the humour come in. o Great
American Public, with your double
chin giggled around under your LETT
ear?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

colIsetions Promptly Accounted For
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Business Notices
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed tenders will be received at
my Office in Honolulu up to noon
August 2sth, 1909, for the construc-
ton of a Fish Market Building at
Wailuku, Maui. Plans to be had at
my Office and Of J. NJ, Vivas, Wal
luku. The right to reject any or all
bids is reserved.
II. l.. KERR,
4392-td Architect, Honolulu.
McCandless Building.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Robert Chambers is running serially
another of his spasmodic hyperstrung
novels. Why a talented man with the
great literary training Of Chambers
should lower himself to such perver.'
sions passes the understanding OF the
Nine MUSES. and an unbridled Pegasus.
To some future Americanologist pok.
ing a stick into the dust that covers
New York the book will be invalu-
able as the subject for treatise on
the higher life Of uncultivated saw
ages. To the wiser Of the men and
women who read II today, l doubt II 1t
is more than an exaggerated painting
Of the worst side Of street sweeper's
life. apologizing to the street sweeper
that tradition compels the smile. To
me II does not ring true and novel
that doesn't touch some echo is like
a painter copying the masterpiece Of
Rachael with ditch water for pig
ments. Why such brand Of litter.
ature" thrives In the same world with
the gracious elegancies Of Ice. the
wonderful atmospheric Of Kipllng
and the delicious humoresques Of
Locke is Nine Days Wonder.
used humouresques above ad-
divedly as the perverted sense OF
the word humour always leaves me
with shower.bathery shudder play.
ing tag up my spinal column every
time ! hear It. The average Unit In
the great American Public spends
nine.tenths of his time looking for a
laugh to tuck into his little mis-used
soul and is about as funny as funeral.
1t Is really pitiful. A fat. pink, rosy
faced man who is comical by the
pound burst out laughing this morn.
ing at my boarding house breakfast.
ioary spa5m and chuckled and rolled
until his double chin had taken up
quarters under Mis- left ear. SAY.
isn't this funny" he roared. Listen,
High School Girl: What do you
think of my new cactus? High School
Boy: It's a keen stunt, alright Say.
isn't that great" Isn't It? Where in
the name OF Momus' chambermaid
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J. HOPP & CO.,
King Street, Near Alakea.

CURI0 CO., Young Building, Next
Gable Office. Under Electric Sign,
Bishop st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

I take that back-the funniest
things resolved from twentieth cen.
tury humour are Socialists.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

American Public, with your douDie
chin giggled around under your left
ear?
I think twentieth century humour IL
q reaction from the gloom Of the dark
ages. After carrying fagots on their
backs for twenty centuries, and then
be told TO get out In the open and
laugh at something must be rather
tough on the mental processes Of the
Children of the Enlightened Age.
Pharoah crucined his slaves Ave thou
sand years before the House Of Herod
nailed the Son to the Cross. It took hui
mainly six thousand years to progress
between these two points Of humor,
what can you expect In two hundred
years? That's the funniest thing
about 1t.
take that back-the funniest
things resolved from twentieth cen.
tury humour are Socialists.
Humour Is not the only perversiou
hereditary In the American race
There is another. particularly common
TO all New Englanders, who have becn
shut up for century In sight Of the
Adirondacks and Boston Common.
That is taking away small chips from
tombstones, buildings. relics ETC.. that
happen to be far enough away from
their usual haunts TO be call
ed souvenirs. II Is one Of the
greatest curses of America and 1t has
made twenty nations dcspise the
American tourist. Now they are
starting on the Kamehameha Memoir
ial Tablet in the Pail, hardly month
unveiled. Perhaps some tourist. world
weary. twenty years hence, Will at
last settle down In his or her rag.
rugged parlor, wind up the old grand
father clock, take piece of gray
stone out Of worn travelling bag and
resurrect again the Paradise OF tho
Pacific with the little monument
marking the scene of It's greatest but.
Tie. But he'll be wrong-there wont
be any little monument left.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-10-21

were obtained from experiments which
were begun July % and concluded
Oct. 81.
To keep up the fertility Of the soil 1t
is imperative that the orchards be lib
orally fortified. Both mineral and
vegetable fertilization Is necessary. A
crop Of apples win remove considera-
bly, more potash from the soil than win
Q crop Of wheat. To produce trees re-
quires large quantities Of both vegeta-
BILE and mineral matters. Unleached
wood ashes are excellent.
Horses that are idle In the winter
should not be fed much feed that n
rich In nitrogen-as, for instance, clover
hay. II horse does not receive regu-
lar exercise he cannot assimilate such
feeds, and consequently the system be-
comes clogged and the disease known
as azoturia takes place. Horses to
keep In good condition should have
daily work or exercise.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-10-21
CASHIER ENDS LIFE
Mother in-LaW Drops Dead on
Seeing the Body.
RESULT OF BANK FAILURE
Double Tragedy Occurs at Min.
eral Point, Wis.

Mineral Point, Wis. Oct. 19.-Beside
the grave of his mother in Graceland
cemetery. Frank F. Hanscome, cashier
of the Mineral Point First National
bank, whose doors were closed last
week, committed suicide by first TAX
ing carbolic acid and then shooting
himself in the right temple with 80.
caliber revolver.
AS a result of the tragedy, Mrs.
John Gray, ST., Hanscomes aged moth.
er-in-law, is also dead, having sue
cumbed to the shock Of her son-in-
laws death when she viewed mis- re-
mains at the residence of his brother.
in-law, r. j. Penhallegon.
The cause of Hanscome's suicide Is
believed to be dependency occasioned
by heavy losses and worry over the
affairs of the bank.
Phil Allen, Jr., vice president Of the
bank, who has been under arrest at
his home since Friday last, charged
with embezzling $l6S,0O0 Of the bank IS
funds, stated that Hanscome was en-
tirely innocent of any wrongdoing in
connection with the bank.
Hanscome was fifty-three years old
and was connected with the First Ma
tional bank for over twenty-five years.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-10-21
THE GATE WHEN CLOSED.

1t may be filed with gravel, ETC., unth
the gate is slightly the heavier and SO
that a slight pull will cause 1t to fold
back in place.
1t may be necessary where unruly
stock is kept to set two posts for the
gate to shut between. I'm order to keep
them from pushing through. The post
for the weight may be boited to two
ordinary fenceposts. or they may be
full length, but In either case they
should be set well into the ground.
The grooved wheel over which the
rope works may be secured from al
most any pile Of old scrap iron, or. IL
one cannot be found, make 1t Of wood
by saving three wheels and having
one slightly smaller than the others.
Nail them together, with the small
wheel in the center. This forms a
fiange that win hold the rope in place.
The gate may be constructed to lift
straight up by setting long posts on
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-10-21
FATAL FIGHT AT A WEDDING
One Man Dead ard Several Others
Badly Injured.

Chicago. Oct. l9.--One man was
shot and killed. another received a
gunshot wound, two policemen, one Of
whom probably will die, were beaten
with bottles and half dozen others
were less seriously injured in a fight
following the close of Polish we'd
ding celebration at West Hammond.
The two policemen became involved
in fight on the street with ten Of
the wedding guests. Both policemen
emptied their revolvers. John Po-
tosky, one of the gdests, was hit by q
bullet and fell dead after walking q
block. Policeman Kulozky's skull was
crushed by a blow from q bottle and
II Ia believed that ne cannot recover.
His comrade. still fightjng but weak
from q similar blow, was rescued by
reinforcements from the police sta
tion.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1909-10-21
POWER or ONE VOTE.

A Single Ballot Has Often Decided an
important Contest.
In the Continental congress of 17T5
Benjamin Harrison defeated John
Hancock by one vote for the presiding
Office. But the Virginian insisted on q
new ballot and by his own vote chose
Hancock.
In 1884 the illness Of one delegate
from New Jersey kept slavery out Of
states admitted to the Union after
$500 and thus confined the civil war
contestants to the south Atlantic
states.
July %, 1873, one vote ratified the
constitution after the famous debate
between Madison and Henry at Rich
mond. The next day the debate be-
tween Hamilton and Clinton ended
with New York following suit. In 1790
Rhode Island came In with an equally
small margin.
Alexander Hamilton swung one vote
TO Thomas Jefferson In the electoral
college Of 1900, thus breaking a dead
lock after thirty-six ballots and de-
feating Aaron Burr. This really be-
gan the feud which cost Hamilton his
life on the Palisades at Weehawken.
In 1868 Jesse Thomas by his own
vote went to congress from the In
diana district. He succeeded in NOV
ing the northern boundary Of Illinois
nifty miles north. thus giving It lake
outlet. Had Illinois been united COM
mercially with the south and her IN
terests tinged with southern ideas the
election Of Lincoln could never have
taken place. and the whole history of
the country would have been different.
May 20, 1868. the senate of the Unit
ed States declared against the i'm.
parchment OF Andrew Johnson by one
vote, 35 to 10. when two-thirds were
necessary to decide. Chicago Journal.