The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-02-10

California aud Nevada DO not
| llkc the InuH THIS Be- very eccentric
indeed. iu view ~ the love thc Rus.
SLAMS. the Chinese. ihe Koreans. the
AuatfnlianH. and in fact. on who
have come iu contact win the JapH
Small hoy didn't know aunty
married so Indian. mamma
Mother Gracious. rhildi What
small soy Wei. I just saw lot
~ ncalpn on her drea-lng table.
on the Sasas Terms.
Diner twhu has run up heavy
Mll You nr" manager bore. eh
hud. unfortunately being unable %
pay mF hili you kicked sac
duwnHtatra
Tile Manager Very sorry. indeed
~ bat business. you know -ef--i
piner oh that's an right. oid
chap but might I trouble YOU
nEainf--London weekly Telegram.
HoaEh weather.
she Con uhipbpardI--la the moon
lie-if u Hut lra lonesome --
AciaHUta.
Win Pleasure.
NfflrrfHif sou haven't license.
you via have 90 accompany ma.
Grinder AN right Hlf what will
you Sins ieeltrH weekly.
Anothrr usbson.
What 90 you mean by writing
Among che prrttIest girls at the
dance vas Capt Audfewag The cap
tain o. man
rYos but hs spent most Of his
time among thH urrttlTat ~irla
thers. philadelphia Telegraph.
40 the Doors a ~
WaKHieH Tu .ta-faik abuush mar
ma ARR welsh raultty OF use mai
mui muitipiira cation of-of- sol.
I gwuo Kuinea pigs' Itssk at tb those
damn hsg holes Harvard Lam
pooh.
Ht. As@sas.
A. American born girl was boast
inE ~ her English ancestry In pub
nc. and said
"urandpa has lived in this coun
try Dver forty years. but he's iuAt
a. English So hiH accent 49, when he
vent 20 oxford for instance" she
added. "he Htill says horanEeH''--
Hafpcra Magazine
Iadsbtsd.
~ n pleasant faced woman passed
the corner Harris touched hia hat to
her and remarked 60 his companion
An my BOY owe Frrat Zeal
90 that woman.
your mother was the query
No my landiadY Chicago Jour
Maturity.
Small BOY fwhnAs father ia VERY
bald. Go nurse. who be- vigorously
brushing bic hairl--I say. when
shall ! be old enough 90 leave off
hair - Punch.
BrtaRst'- nan Mot.
Mistress go ness servant why.
bridget. thts a. the laird time Two
bad Co fetl you about the finger
bowls Didn't the lady you lest
worked fof have them pu the C. bic p
waYH washed their haudn before they
came --iAppineetts
In short Hir. We 80 In far Too iit-
fis fof SHAT Matthew Arnold raAH
swe~tnsss aud iight
n don't sr~ thafa=HaEar and Oh
are ths two biEssHt trusts Ne sup-
port life
ne who sIevse'. a.eu'"'.--Freneh.
Ciorerton tvho has hlrcf taxi
siiss wai,ahit-oivs me time TO
thiuk
CIrvartnn- heavens Rot NOS 81
hero Consider the expense ~ kan
sas CITY Journal
A drop % fortune - worth a cask
% wisdom Latin
wife fgeaiouRiyl George. dian't
like the Say you looked AZ that
0eores fnayaseiyl Well. ale
disn't either -ro.k
Nothing Il wholly bad.-German.
'-Ro you navs broken your engage
mrnt 10 Charley hyperion %
Yes I simply couldn't stand for
his slang why fhe line ~ bunk
that De handed out was 80 fuEry that
De- had me EoinE half the time
couldn't get hep 20 him az all "--
Chicago Record Herald
A fellow feeling makes ua won
drous ktnd -oarr!ch
The Man Listen that sounds like
music coming from The water to-
fho Maid -t'm' The fish ara prob
ably Running their acaleH New
York Telegram
Great minds have wills. others.
only wishes Italian.
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