Arizona republican., 1909-08-03
MR. DOOLEY ON WASHINGTON NEWS



 tomary affability he come to tn dure an afther shallin' hands pleasantly with his visitor an givin him a ticket to tn strangers gallery iv tn shit chamber begged to be excused. Misther Taft wished to be inthrajooced to tn gintleman who as he said with laugh, occupied tn same position in tn glue business that he did in tn governmint. But tn great man was busy at his wurruk iv revisin' tn tariff on glue an cud not be disturbed. Mir. Taft. still wearin' his contiguous smile, fingered awhile collectin' tn autygrafts iv sini- tors. Among tn priceless gems he se cured were specimens iv tn handwrit- in iv Sinitors Bivridge, Lorimer and Depoo
 'Sinitor Aldhrich is wan iv tn most poplar rulers tn republic has iver had. He is always jainyal an affable an his manner is th' same words tn gin'ral manager iv a pow'rful wood pulp com p'ny an an ordinary cabinet officer. He comes to tn shit chamber in an autymobill without outriders an he has declined to use a sedan chair pre- sinted to him be tn Medieval Furni-
  in thanks fr tn jooty iv forty per cint with which he pro-ticts their infant in dusthry again tn pauper old furniture mannyfacthers iv Europe. In tn shit his manner is simple an direct. He says nawthin'. Afther revisin' tn prayer he seats himsilf among tn oth- CTS an a sthranger wud hardly be able to pick him out. Yet so great is his power that he has been known to keep wan iv tn most prominent mannyfac- thrers iv tenpenny nails waitin five minyits while he cootrously listened to spehch be wan iv. tn hunblast iv dimpyeratic sipitols
 Far difrrent firm tn scene in. the shit chamber is tn doins sTt tn white house. Tn iXicutive mansion no long. CT resoundS with shrieks iv pain No longer is tn passerby startled be cries iv: 'Ye will, will ye, an Let me up. me back is broke An air iv digni- fled peace broods over tn classic roof Tn vin'rable watchman sleeps undis- turbed at his post; Tn sweet silence is broken on'y be- tn dull dronfn' iv tn blue bottle fly an tn private sic rety. Spiders have wove their web over tn boXin' gloves an tn tennis rackets. In tn chamber sets the pris- idint wearin' his contiguous smile an occasyonally signin' something How diff is this firm tn old disord- herly days. Yet Prisidint Taft has won tn respict an admiration iv all classes. | His jainality was shown tn other night whin findin' himsilf alone at dinner time. he set out to provide himsilf with r,r.is- ta in tn dinin' room he took an autymo- bill and ranged tn sthreets. He first landed Congressman Nick Longworth. who was divin' into hotel Afther securin' Misther Longworth in tn au- tymobill, tn prisidint chased his aide de camp Capt. Butts, fir nearly a mile. Capt Butts jumped into a milk wagon but was finally overtaken at tn cor ner iv c sthreet an surrendered Tn prisidint nailed a retired admiral in Rhode Island avenoo an an assistant Slcrety iv tn intetryOr in front iv tn Capitol, where he was caught wheelin' l a baby carredge. With his guests tn l prisidint returned to tn white house ] an enjoyed a dinner that was a great | socyal success considerin' that Sinitor | Aldhrich on that very night was givin' ! a bankit iv prominent officyaIs to | meet tn westhern agent iv tn new | creamy butter departmint iv tn Stan | dard He COmp'ny'
 An there ye ar-re. 'Tis a good | thing We have a prisidint with a pol | icy iv coaXing. Nanny a man can be coaXcd that cudden't be dhriven. Ye ] catch more flies with mollasses thin vinegar, but ye catch more with fIv paper thin with ayethcr an ye catch thim good. Tiddy Rosenfelt had no idee iv catchin' flies alive an tamin' thim so they cud do thricks. His idee was than wan dead hostile fly was bet ther thin a thousand live an frindlv |