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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05
Perfect Old AEGEAN Illinois nom


ogenarian, who proposes to live to be
at least 100, has framed up this plat
form for the benefit of the B. c. Harts
Of this generation, and 1 deem II
worthy Of being passed along:
Don't worry.
BE moral.
Don't be temperance crank.
Use tobacco, smoke cigars or a
pipe, and chew the weed
Don't work too hard.
Don't swear; that leads to other
evils.
Take exercise a-plenty.
"Be good natured, not a Crouch
All looks good except the plank re-
lating to swearing. An eminent man
of science (whose name 1 have for
gotten) said the other day that ex-
pletives afforded a salutary vent for
evil passions which might otherwise
corrode the system and put the ner-
vous system on the fritz-or words to
that effect.-New York Telegram.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05
nature TELLS YOU
As Many a YorkvilIe Reader Knows
Too Well.

When the kidneys are sick,
Nature tells you all about 1t.
The urine Is natures calendar.
Infrequent or too frequent action;
Any urinary trouble tells Of kidney
Ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
Ills.
Yorkville people testify to this.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05
Humorous 9spartmsnt.
Uncle Moses.

Old Moses, who seils eggs and chick
ing, is as honest an old negro as ever
lived; but he has the habit Of chat
ting familiarly with his customers,
hence he frequently makes mistakes in
counting out the eggs they buy. He
carries his wares around in a small
cart drawn by a diminutive donkey.
He stopped in front Of the residence
Of Mrs. Samuel Burton. The old lady
came out of the gate to make the pur-
chases.
Have you any eggs this morning,
Uncle Moses?" she asked.
Yes, indeed has. Jess got in ten
dozen from de kentry.
Fresh? Yes, indeed! 1 gua'ntee'
'Pll take nine dozen. You can just
count them into this basket"
"All right, mum; Che counts) one,
two, free, foah, five, six, seben, eight,
nine, ten. You can rely on dem bein'
fresh. How's your son comm on de
school? He must be most grown"
''Yes, Uncle Moses; he is a clerk in
a bank in Galveston"
why, how ole am a boyT
He is 49,"
you don't tell me so! Eighteen, and
getting salary already! Eighteen
(counting), nineteen, twenty, twenty
one, twenty-five, Twenty-Five twenty
foah, twenty-five. And how's your gal
comm on? She was most growed up
de last time seed her"
"She is married and living in Dal-
las"
-"wall, I declar'. how time scoots
away!
And you say she has childruns? Why,
how ole am de gal? She must be
about
Thirty three"
Am dat so? (counting) Firty-
free, firty-foah, firty-five, firty-six,
frty-seben, firty-eight firty-nine, for
ty, forty-one, forty-two, forty-free. Hit
am singular dat you has sich ole chill
drums. You don't look more than 40
years old yersef."
Nonsense, old man; see you want
to fatter me. When a person gets to
be So years Old
"Fifty-free! jess dun gwinter bleeve
hit; ffty-iree, fifty-foah, fifty-five If
ty-six-I want you to pay 'tenshun
when 1 count de eggs, so dar'n be no
mistake-fifty-nine, sixty, sixty-one,
sixty-two, sixty-free, sixty-foah. Whey!
Dis am a warm day. Dis am de time
OBJ year when I feel Use gettin' ole
myself; amt long for dis world. You
comes from an ole family. When your
fadder died he was 70 years OLE"
"Seventy-two.'
Oats old, suah. Sebenty-two, seb-
enty-free, sebenty-foah, sebenty-fiVe,
sebenty-six, sebenty-seben, sebenty-
eight, sebenty-nine. And your mud
der? She was one OBJ de noblest-look-
in ladies / eber see You remind me
Of her so muchi She libed to mos a
hundred I bleeves she was done past
a centurion when she died"
mo. Uncle Moses; she was only
ninety-six when she died"
Den she want no chicken when she
died, I know dat. Ninety-six, ninety
seben, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one
hundred, one, two, free, foam, five, six,
seben, eight-dar. one hundred and
eight nice fresh eggs-jess nine dozen;
and here am one noah egg in case
have discounted myself"
Ole Nose went on his way rejoicing.
A few days afterward Mrs. Burton said
to her husband:
81 am afraid we will have to dis
charge Matilda I am satisfied that
she steals the milk and eggs. am
positive about the eggs, for 1 bought
them day before yesterday, and now
about half Of them are gone. stood
right there, and heard Moses count
them myself, and there were nine doz-
en."-Austin (Tex.) Statesman.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05
MONEY TO LEND

n N improved farms In York County,
~ Repayable in five easy, annual in
stallments. Interest eight per cent.
No brokers' commissions.
G. E. SPENCER,
Attorney at Law.
SO TT 6m.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05

For sale by all dealers. Price 5G
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the pame-DoAN'S-
take no other.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05

I'll l don't object to seeing a woman
in a decollete gown. What l object
to is seeing so much of her out of it.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05

S3"A A man may lead a double life,
but that doesn't count in the census.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05

~ w. o. w. Receipt Books at The
Enquirer Office at 80 cents each.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-10-05

- Send your orders for all kinds Of
Job Printing to The Enquirer.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
Notice for Bids on School FURNISHINGS.

NOTICE. Is hereby given That BIDS VIII
be received up to T.a0 O'Clock wednes-
day, December Il, 1909. for furnish
ing Venetian blinds for the windows of
the new Lowell school building, Bids
10 he left mt the office of 4. l.. Duncan.
room ; Duncan X Dixon block.
\, l. DUNCAN. Clerk
By JAMES l.. WALLACE, Acting
Clerk School District No. |.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
COMMISSIONERS ARRIVE.

Hamilton. Dec. 6.-Jaserh APP
polonI Of Victor and John Treeee Of
Corvallis arrived In Hamilton this
morning 10 be In attendance At the
regular quarterly meeting 81 the board
az county commissioners.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
Order to Show Cause Why Order Of
Sale of Real Estate Should
Not Be Made


In the district court of the Fourth
judicial district of the state of Mon
tana. In and for the county of Mis-
soula
In the matter of the estate of Cora
b. Wiids. deceased.
John +. Moody, the administrator of
the estate of Cora p. Wilds, deceased,
having filed his petition herein praying
for an order of sale of all the real
estate of said decedent. for the pur-
poses therein set forth, 1t Is therefore
ordered by the Hon. f. G. Webster.
judge said court. that all persons in
terested In the estate of said deceased
appear before the said district court
on Saturday. the 18th day of Deem
Der. 1909. Mt o'clock in the afternoon
of said day, at the court room of said
district court At the court house in
Missoula. county of Missoula. to show
cause why an order should not be
granted to the said John l.. Moody. adj
ministrator. to sell 50 much of the real
estate of the said deceased Cora r..
Wilds as shall be necessary.
And that n copy OF this order he
published at least four successive
weeks in The Muscular. a newspaper
printed and published In said Missoula
county.
The real estate referred to Is lots
II. II. IS, Il and Is. block IS, School
addition to Missorla. Mont.
r. c. WEBSTER. Judge.
Dated November Is. 1909.
A. I. DUNCAN.
Attorney for Administrator
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
IS NAMED
FOR CHINESE POST

Washington. Dec. 6.-Announcement
was mad. at the state department to-
day Of the appointment OF William J.
Calhoun of Chicago as minister to
China. Mr. Calhoun has accepted the
appointment and the Chinese govern
ment has indicated its pleasure In re-
ceiying him.
MIR. Calhoun is a wclt-known corpor-
alton lawyer in Chicago. having begun
practice in Danyille. Ill. I'm 1875. He
has done some important diplomatic
work during his career, notably when.
at the request of President Mckinley.
he investigated conditions i'm Cuba
prio. to the outbreak of the Spanish
American war. and later when he in
vestigated the differences between the
asphalt companies and President Cas-
tro of Venezuela for President Roose-
welt. For two years he was a member
Of the Interstate commerce commits
sion. Mr.. Calhoun is GIL years Of age.
and q native Of Iittsburg. PA.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids win be received by the
city clerk of the city of Missoula,
Mont. up to o'clock Z. m. af Monday.
December 6, 1909. for the construction
of n plank sidewalk from the south
end Of Van Buren, street bridge to the
north entrance of the university cam
pus. The contractor 10 furnish all
labor and material for the construction
and completion of the same In ac-
eordance with the plans and speeifica
tions for same on file in the office of
the city engineer. Each bid must be
accompanied by a certified check for
10 per cent of the bid. The city coun-
ell reserves the right In reject any and
all bids. ]. $. KEMP.
City Clerk
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
Refuses to Talk,

Chicago. Dec. 6.-Willfam J. Calhoun.
newly appointed minister to China,
when seen here today by a representa-
tive OF the Associated Press. declined
positively to discuss China or any
phase of his mission In the orient.
Business affairs viii fnecessitate his
staying In America until some time i'm
January.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
AVIATOR FERNANDEZ
DROPS TO HIS DEATH

Nice, France. Dec. en-. Fernandez,
the aviator was instantly killed today,
following the explosion of the motor
when his aeropiane was being man.
euyerea ut an estimated height of $50
feet. The machine crGmpled and with
Its pilot dropped to the earth.
NJ. Fernandez participated in the
aviation contests mt Rheims last An-
gust. but his performances there at
tracted no special attention. Al thar
time he was operating biplane
Fernandez was the third man II be
killed I'm motor power aeropiane The
first was the death of Lieutenant SET
fridge while flying as Il passenger
with oryille Wright at Fort Myer In
September. 1908. Il. Lefehvre, the
French aviator. was killed September
last, when his aeroplane turned tur-
tie two minutes after his sliynt had
been made, Lefebyre was usinr a
Wright machine.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
MRS. GuGGENHEiM SEEKS
ANNUlMENT OF DIVORCE

Chicago Dec. 6--Hearing of areu-
ments upon the legal competency of
Grace II. iusgenheim. former wife of
William b, Gnggenhcim. the New York
finaneisr To file petition asking for
the annulment Of a decree Of divorce.
granted her eight years ago, was be-
gun here today.
Former Mayor Edward +. Dunno,
who MAS judge of the circuit court,
and granted the original decree To Mrs.
Guggenheint, in 1901. some months ago
filed petition AS friend of the court
charging that the decree MAS OBJ
tanned by fraud, Mrs. Guggenheim not
being "A resident of Chicago. Inyes-
tigatian of the charges was ordered by
tn. court and tnday's action il the first
active move in the case.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
q q q DRIVES OUT
SbSbSb RHEUMATISM

When blood
instead
are gradually filled with the sharp nrae puriy with which
naara result No Of rubbing the application med
such relief from the aches
the uric acid the because
the na matter and and enrchng blood
which quiets the muscles
maism from the system SIS reaches inherited
which
its Special book
for rheumatic sufferers medal advice
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., ATLANTA GA.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
Notice for Public at,on n,

Department of the Interior. United
States Land Office at Missoula, Mont.
November 10. 1aoa-Notice is hereby
given that Dolphis Teireault of Huson.
Mont. who on Move mher Fl, 1905.
made homestead application No. so17,
serial No. aass. for the northwest
quarter OF the southwest quarter of
section 26. township IL north, range
- west Montana meridian. has filed
notice of intention To make final five
year proof to establish claim to the
land above described before tho regis
ter and receiver Of the United States
land office at Nissauia. Mont, on the
2Sth day of December. 1909.
Claimant names as witnesses Charles
clemen. William Bower. Ward Dubois
and John Dubois. all of Huson, Mont.
DANIEL ARMS. Register.
1i-l6-l2-i6.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
LABOR LEADERS TO MEET
AT PlTTS6uRG NEXT WEEK

Pittshurg Dee. 6.--one week from
today the presidents OF the various
organizations affiliated with the
American Federation of Labor viii
meet in this city to take action against
the "open-shop' policy of the United
States Steel corporation.
II Is expected the strike trouble at
bridgeport. Martins Ferry, Wheeling
and Pittshurs in the plants Of the
American Steel and Sheet Plate com-
pany. which is Il subsidiary concern.
will Ia given special attention.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
MORE DANviLLE PROOF.

jacob Schrail. AZ. South ST., Dan
vile, ILL.,. writes. For over eighteen
months | was sufferer from kidney
and bladder trouble. During the whole
time Was treated by several doctors
and tried several different kidney pills
Seven weeks ago | commenced taking
Folsy's Kidney Pills, and am feeling
better every da. and will be glad To
tell anyone interested just what Foley's
Kidney pills did for me. Garden City
Drug Co. George Freisheimer, pro-
priefor.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
TWO MEN KILLED BY
BOILER EXPLOSION

Kansas City. Dec. 1.-Two men
We're killed and four others were In
jured following the explosion of a
boiler in the basement of a six story
building at 912 Broadway in the
wholesale district. here today.
One of the men killed was an es-
pressman passing by on his wagon
The other victim and the injured were
artisans employed I'm ren.odeling the
building. The entire lower floors.
which were vacant, collapsed.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
Choked TO Death

is commonly said Of babies who have
died Of the Group. How unnecessary
this is No child ever had the Group
without having cold or cough at the
start. Ii YOU viii stop the first
symptom of the cough with Ballard ;
Horehound Syrup there is no danger
whatever nf Group. Sold by George
ErsIsh.iner.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
LICENSED TO WE'D.

Hamilton. Dec. 6--Marriage licenses
have been issued by the clerk of the
court Ia Bryan Bretten and Margaret
Tuxhary ard L. Reuben q. ostergren
and Adeiine II. Nickel.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
"A DEMENTEo WOMAN.

Yesterday the sheriffs office at
tempted To enter into communication
with relatives of Mrs, Susan Rice a
Woman Who Was taken from a North
ern Pacific train at Nissouia. Ii is
claimed that she il insane and that
she attempted on several occasions 10
jump from the ear in which she was
riding, The woman Mas ON her way
from Florida To Seattle. where she
has relatives
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
COLD At SUPERIOR.

Superior. Wis, Dec. 6.-The first real
cold wave of the season struck the
head of the lake region last night
after day Of rain and sleet storms
The thermometer dropped from nearly
40 above zero to zero.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-12-07
CITY TREASURER
MAKES REPORT
CONDITION. or MUNICIPAL FL
NANcEs MADE KNOWN ~
Z. G. HATHAWAY, JR.

The monthly report of the city treas
urer was submitted TO the mayor and
the city council last evening by T. g.
Hathaway, Jr. The report in full is
As follows:
General Fund.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-02-25
THE MODERN WOODMEN
A Large Class Of Young Men Initiated In
Audubon Camp on Tuesday Evening

The Audubon Camp of Modern
Woodmen is in tiourishingcondition,
They have very comfortable and
commodious hall in which TO hold
their meetings and do the team work
during the ceremonies of initiation
On Tuesday evening another large
class consisting of the gentlemen
named below were admitted and in
structed in the solemn rites and obi
cations of the order. Notwithstanding
the stormy weather there was,a good
attendance, many coming in long dis
tances from the country TO witness the
performance, Chilly Roberts, who
has just returned from Omaha took
his old place as captain with much sat
isfaction to the BOYS. At midnight
there was an intermission for refresh
ments provided in the hall by b. f..
Carper, The work was continued sew
eral hours longer and some did not
get home till morning. Audubon
Camp has 235 members and still grow
ing as will be guessed by the number
added Tuesday evening. The class
consisted Of John w. Blake, Peter
FredericKsen, Nels Munksgaard,
Henry j. Kleuver, M. A Kleuver, Cad
Fl. Brenton, Eddie L. Kerwin, Chas,
M, Armstrong, Sherman Lang, Malta.
lieu Hart and VIM. G. Ielmer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-02-25
Raising Fine Pigs and Dogs.

George N. Weighton is meeting with
good success in raising his English
Tamworth pigs, having 10 left out ol
the dozen which his SOW had last No,
vember. Thew are as fine looking a
bunch OF pigs as fancier of the por-
cine species would care to look at,
every one of them being sleek, trim
and strong. The sire Of this litter is
now only about Ii months old and will
weigh about 400 pounds. He is long
and very we'll formed and as gentle as
pet fawn. The SOW, which is about
Is months old, will weigh about 300
pounds. She will prove winner as a
brood SOW.
Mr.. Weighton Is also breeding fine
breed of Scotch collie dog and has re.
Gently received two fine females from
Wyoming, ILL.,, and two from Guthrie
Center, all of which are Of the purest
strain, and these, together with pure
bred dog which he will shortly receive
from the Fort Wayne, (Ind.) Collie
Kennel, will form the nucleus OF his
Scotch collie breeding kennel. He
will soon have five females to breed
from and will build kennel in the
orchard back of his house for breed
ing and training purposes. His idea
is to supply the farmers of this section
with breed OF collie dogs that will be
of the greatest service to cattle raisers
and farmers, as the collie is about the
most intelligent and serviceable dog
one can have upon the farm
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-02-25

Edward j COnsigny, official stenog-
rapher for the county court, member of
the local lodge of Elks, and one of the
most popular young men in northern
Colorado, died on Thursday morning,
February 4, 1909. He was unconscious
when the end came, in which condition
he had been for several days. Death
was due to cerebal embolius, or clot
on the brain which followed an opera
ton for trouble with one OF his knees
caused by rheumatism. Few men in
Fort Collins were more universally
liked than was r. j. Cocsigny. He
was better known as " Eddie" title
by whidh he was hailed on all sides.
He made friends wherever he went, won
by sunny disposition that was never
darkened by q cloud. Mr.. Consigny
was born in Audubon, Iowa, February
81, 1884, the son of Mr.. and Mrs, j. r.
Consigny. who now reside in Fort
Collins, Colorado, at 327 Whedbee
Street. He spent his childhood days
in Audubon and accompanied his par
ents to Eugene, Oregon, about eleven
years ago; graduated from the high
school there and then came to Boulder
where he took business course, He
was married on December 20, 1906, to
Miss Emma Myers. of Denver, who
survives him. He is also survived by
his father and mother, two brothers,
Clarence Consigny, Of Denver; and
James Consigny, of Fort Collins,
Colorado.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-02-25
ALLISON DAY

Had Senator Allison lived until next
Tuesday, March 2, 1909, he would have
been eighty wears OF age. And March
I our he would have served thirty six
years in the senate OF the United States
and eight years in the lower house.
b ,cause of his high personal charac,
ter, his honorable career, and his
long and eminent public service the
anniversary of his birth. has been set
apart by the committee in charge as
" Allison Day" when donations to-
ward monument will be received
The purpose is to erect one monument
la Des Moines and one in Washing
ton. For the former the Iowa legis-
lature will appropriate $1,000 for the
pedestal and for the latter congress
will appropriate $40, 900. Senator Alli-
son was at the head of the committee
on appropriations for many years and
though many millions and billions
were passedup by him and his COM
mittee no one ever accused him of dis
honesty. 1t is of great value to a
nation to have men of such ability
and character in the public service;
and it is worth while to revere and
perpetuate their memory by the erec-
ton of suitable monuments. Contri-
buttons for such purpose should be
voluntary and generous.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-02-25
A MASONIC RECEPTION
Given As a Farewell TO J. M. McKarahan
and Family Who Leave For Grinnell

On Thursday evening, February Is,
1909. reception was given in the
Masonic Temple In honor OF Mr.. j. M.
McKarahan and family who are about
to leave Audubon and move To Grin
nell To make their future home. There
was large attendance of the repre-
sentative members OF the order togeth-
or with their ladies. Along about 8
O'Clock the guests we're served with
delicious refreshments Following this
part OF the program Hon. John A.
Nash arose and SAID the time had come
when IL was thought that for the good
OF the order Brother j. NJ, McKarahan
should be given reprimand and no
had been authorized and empowered
TO perform that duty. IL turned out
however that instead of being censure
for the erring brother his address was
highly complimentary to Mr.. McKara-
han as member of the Masonic fra
ternity and citizen OF the town. Mr..
Nash closed by presenting him with u
beautiful knights Templar charm with
which he is highly pleased. The recipi-
ent at first found 1t difficult to speak,
buthe said that after twenty-four years
residence In Audubon they found it
hard to sever the strong ties Of friend
ship; and he was sure they would new
or find a better people anywhere than
those they leave here In Audubon. An
hour Of social enjoyment followed
before the company retired To- their
homes. Mr.. McKarahan has been one
OF the leading citizens and business
men and he and his family will be
greatly missed in church and social
affairs. Many good wishes follow
them TO their new home at Grinnell
where he has made arrangements to
open new hardware store; business
in which he was engaged here for more
than twenty years.