The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1909-04-16
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A woman ssssssrssss svsry,hlss but
her sse.
An ounce of ,sct 10 worth . ton ~
excuses
You csn lick mos, anything into boy
but sense.
Tho biggest hcuse sometimes hes the
largest mortgage
TO be happy one mus, learn 10 chest
oneself clsveriy.
~ takes more ,hsn o pretty face 10
make . pretty home.
10 wishes we're horses what plugs our
friends would ride oni
Many self.msde men forget 70 make
themselves agreeable.
Meanness shun and all It's train good !.
ness seek and life is gain.
BE virtuous while you are young, so
shall vour age be bonorcd.
Never judge . man by his clothes, but
rather by the size OF his auto.
Live for the happiness OF others, so
shall you be happy yourself.
How beautifully bloom the flowers
from the spring seed catalogues.
Money IL the skeleton key that will
unlock any kind Of lock known.
The husband Of q nsgging woman is
apt to furnish most OF the because.
We can forgive . man for falling in
love at first sight. but not st second.
There is no such thing o. real polite.
ness with insincerity as . foundation.
Hope is twice as valuable when 1t is
backed up with energy and intelligence.
When 1t comes TO the initiative some
men couldn't even turn out mustache.
II woman can't get ell the dry goods
she wants she will shed few wet tears.
There are people who can't see any
thing in forests and field but timber
and crops.
There are too many men In this world
who want . medal for simply doing
their duty.
AS long as there is an eternal femi-
nine, there will be an eternal masculine
on her trail.
Emulate the noble hen; you notice
she never cackles until AFTER she
lays the egg.
Love can survive on even . crust of
bread, but mind you oot . burnt crust,
young wives.
When girl Is in love or worried she
will stop eating; strange 1t never affects
man that way.
Some men are SO slow that they would
never make success Of anything ex.
cept pail bearers.
In sitting down in fresh paint always
see that the paint matches your trousers
as nearly ~ possible.
The most that girl likes about get
ting engaged is now some mean old cal
said she never could.
Tho more friends . man has the more
he'd better never try to prove 1t by put
ting them to the test
Most men who are born rich set as Il
they were smarter TO inherit . fortun,
than their fathers were to make 1t.
Don't argue with . romsntic younl
thing who is In love with . ntity
just let her 60 ahead and marry him ant
get cured.
There never was man whose plac
COULDN'T be filled by somebody, and eveI
better when he gets the idea that he l
Indispensable.
When the girls round the house begi
to find . gray hair or two In man
head, he begins to feel like he is not
pup any more.
i A bachelor loves to blow smoke ring
in the air, but he never blows about tn
number Of engagements rings he hs
been stuck for.
Do not ignore the little things in life
the hornet 10 not - large - the 81,
phsnt, but he 10 whole lot harder |
get away from.
No doubt even the recording sng,
will occasionally let fellow on ON
techuicaIity II he realiy means to cut
ont in the foture.
The difference between an egotist
self importance and his real value wou
be start iu life for some mon VII
energy and intelligence.
Webster defines "modelr o : sms
imitation Of the real thing. Herssft
remember then thatit 10 no fiattery
be called model husband.
IL A Arm 10 advertising new metal
J. shingls-now whom they get these Z
ment slippers on the market the sml
boy will soon see his finish.
j.. A woman csn reconcile herself 10 I,
: ting one msn make love 70 her when
ought 70 be another BY thinking he
indignant she could act II the right o
!. know.
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have 70 insert want "a 70 mad. The
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