Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1909-06-02

TO speak Of.
When duty calls a man up it often
gets the busy signal.
with defaulters it is fly time at any
Season of the year.
We do not know of any other pill
that is as good as DeWitts Little Early
Risers, the famous little liver pills
small, gentle. pleasant and sure pills
with a reputation. Sold by all Drug
gists.
A widow doesen't always feel as
scmber as she is dressed.
A great many uncaIled for remarks
reach the dead-letter office.
This is fast age, but our ance stors
managed to get ahead Of us.
But, of course, the preacher isn't
looking at you when he says IT.
The soda fountain seems to be a
hzzical necessity in the summer.
For any pain, from top to toe, from
any cause. apply Dr. Thomas Electro
Oil. Pain cant stay where II is used
No matter how silly a pretty girl
talks men never seem to notice 1t.
If a man and his wife are one how
many are bigamist and his wife!
A woman cannot improve her COM
plexion by smashing her looking glass
A burglar may not be a man OF IRON
nerve, but he is man OF steal.
A small boy describes snake as an
animal that's all tail except his head
Nearly everebody's sense OF duty
is afflicted with that tired feeling at
times.
Doan's regulets cure constipation
without gripping, nausea, nor any weak
ening effect Ask your druggist tor
them. rs cents per box.
The microbe hunt in the country is
getting nearly as exciting as the one
now in progress over in Africa.
The new Kansas prohibition law
goes farther than principle and gets
down to cases-and bottles.
It's better to clean up than not to
clean at all, but it's better still to keep
clean and stay clean:
Many man who has made tail
ure Of everything else imasines he is
a success as hush nd.
Itching, bleeding. protruding o r
blind piles yield to Doan's Ointment
Chronic cases soon relieved. hnally
cured. Druggists all sell it.
Some philosopher says woman S
missing complexion looks better than
the teeth she hasn't got it.
If you would retain mans friend
ship don't try to show him that he isn't
half as smart as he thinks he is.
It's a pity man cant hear an &C.
casiohal eulogy of himself while he is
alive, such as the preacher will some
day deliver over his mortal remains.
Dyspepsia is Americas curse.
Burdock Blood Bitters conquers dys-
pepsia every time. 1t drives out i'm
purities. tones the stomach. restores
perfect digestion. normal weight, and
good health.
Frisco has recovered from the
earthquake disaster sufficiently to get
her prize-6ehting industry on its feet
once more.
Agitation over the tariff on gloves
has been followed by several undresed
kid displays along the banks Of the
river.
The boy who barely escaped the
airhole in the ice now has to be war
ned about the dangerous swiming
hole.
There are manv limitations OF De.
Wits Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve
-DeWitt's is the original. Be sure
you get DeWitt's Carbolized Witch
Hazel Salve when you ask for it. 1t
is good for cuts, burns and bruises.
and is especially G o d for Piles.
Sold by all Druggists.
Does he ever do anything on timer"
"Oh, yes. He quits work"
Your husband has only one fault
he isn't polite to women" MOL
broke him of that just as soon as we
we're married"
The people generally get the kind
Of government they demand and vote
for; therefore. it is also self-evident
that all the fools or knaves are nor
sent to Washington.
Sometimes you may be told that
there are other thing. lust as oood as