New-York tribune., 1909-07-11
CAD" OF NEXT CENTURY
1T WILL DISPLAY NOVEL
FEATURES.
Samples Prepared by q Writer 5cltb
an Eye and Pen to the
Future.

Advertisements of to-day do not usually make
very thrilling reading, but those of tomorrow, il
could read them now. would be compact of SEN
sation and The following is a forecast Of
the advertising section Of magazine of the future,
glimpse of the coming age deduced from present
actualities:
HEL1COPTERs-We have left few dozen,
model of 2002. which disposng of at bargain
rates. Magnificent machines which shoot up at the
rate of fifty miles hour Oxygen tanks, natty
vacuum suits md other gear attached Physicians
say there is better appetizer for breakfast than
a ten-miIe shoot into blue space and sunshine.
Every commuter ought to have one in his back
yard. for his own health and the pleasure of his
children. Send a wireless call and repre-
sentative will 7y to your home or office. SLABBS
& SAGGS, Five-Mile Building New York
IT Is ALL VERY WELL to be up in the air, but
the human system needs protection against the ter
rife cold OF space-not clothes and blankets 50
much fuel to keep the body warm. one tablet
of predgested ohio petroleum tsolid) contains
much heat ten pounds Of whale blubber, DO
confound this scientific product with the cheap
mineral fakes not suited to the human stomach
only good for IubricatinS machinery. WARMO
COMPANY. 26 Broadway. New York
FLIES. Everything from Individual wings TO
ieviathan planes and driEbles. 900 feet long pUr
hunting planes are Just the thing for polar bear,
elephants and condor. For mining prospectors We
presence of precious ores within one mile and half
of the plane; the ground can be staked and claim
recorded without leaving the air. our shopping
plane is for the convenience of ladies' who live
between New York and Chicago say, and wish TO
visit those cities every other morning; conserva-
tive machine. which travels at 40 miles an hour
easy 10 drive and control. AEROBILE conf
PANY. Staten Island and everywhere.
RUBBER EARS.-It is reported that 10000 COM
muters flying to work last month lost their ears
on account Of the blizzard. Can We supply you
with a pair OF handsome substitutes? FACIAL
PARTS SUPPLY COMPANY. Union Square. New
York.
ON THE GROTND.-On in while YOU must
touch earth, even though you don't hit the hich
places in travel. Our steel landing stages and air
garages cost from $S6 81 to $4,000 Especial noise
less roof platforms FOR married men who want 70
break into their homes after lodge meetings.
TOURS-PorsonaIly conducted excursions cir
communicating the earth across the poles, with
three-day stops at the North and South poles.
our passengers are housed in first class hotels in
Arctic and Antarctic. and have the privilege OF
hunting with free equipment Chaperons pro-
vided moonlight trips amid tho iceberSs: guides
to explore mysterious caverus; able lecturers %
tell the wonders Of tho Aurora Rorealis. Sec tho
earth, Investigate the poles the coming health
resort residence section and real estate PROPOSE
ton. Circular free WILLIAMS & WILLIAMS.
y. Y. Est. 1887.
wANTED.-Informatiou Of the Whereabouts ~
Elias S Phinuey, who last answered \ wireless
phone call from equatorial Africa and said 10
was bound for Northern Siberia. this vas March
2s; no answer since. His vibration number 3