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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

hurat Dsistead. the great Journalist
Of war times, went "a General william
T. sherman's headquarters once fof
the latest news from the front" Hal
stead was armed with many nne intro
ductory letters. but decided TO rely
mainly on Que given him by Thomas
Ewing. sherman's brothsr-in.law. He
found the general and presented
HwinCs letter. The general opened II
somewhat impatiently. read q few
iipss, folded II and said:
"Ah. you come from EvinS. and you
desire 10 have all the latest news the
nett probable move Of our army. chi
Well. there's q train leaving this town
for Cincinnati at 2 O'Clock. Here. take
this ticket and step over there and get
Jour dinner and then get ON that
train"
well. but. General sherman b.
gan the newspaper man. But Sherman
waved him on
Go over and get q good dinner. We
have plenty and always strive TO treat
our friends well. But be sure you
don't miss that O'Clock trsinr' And
Haistesd ooeyed.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
oesets s,lens on aaldh.sd..

IL you care TO observe the bald.
beaded row" remarked the theater
gcer. you viii ind that there Ia great
variety In baldheads. There sr clip
teal bald spots. circular bald spots.
elongated egg shaped bald spots. bald
spots that are almost squsr- aud bald
spots whose shape cen hardly be de.
scribed for the reason that they I'm.
clude the entire circumference Of the
head. with the exception perhaps OF
slight row ~ finishing fringe between
the hesd and the neck. II IL wasn't for
the bsldheads the tbes,er would be n
bore before the rising u the curtain ="
New York Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

Under the bead Of Japanese Delica
cies' the Berlin Prometheus gives q
list Of some OF the queer things which
are served to citisens OF the Flowsry
Kingdom who have q refined taste T"
In the provinces which are 70 distant
from the sea that fresh nsh cannot be
obtained READILY. and where meat II
not abundant. snakes aud lizards are
considered good food and are prepared
In many ways. Grassboppers rank
among the resl delieacies. They are
always kept Ia captivity without food
for a day. then batbed and dscapita,ed
and made legiess Heads and legs
must be torn on never cut They are
served IN various ways. but dry. with
q salad dressing. IL the most popular.
An insect OF the bee family which lives
In the earth IL also much sought
This IL served with sugar or honey
when eaten raw. but II Is also made
into a porridge. The chrysanthemum
exists not only In the poetry and art
OF the japanese. but has an important
place on the table. where II IL met a.
salad. candy and stew.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
The Riaht Hand ossts.

The Philadelphia Record quoted an
ohservant street car conductor to the
effect that the right hand seats are al
ways nlled FIRST. He could not account
for this except on the theory that. ns
most persons are right handed and &c
customed TO turning TO the right IL
might I've simply force OF habit.
There In another probable reason
which he did not think Of" ssys the
Record 1T II generally believed that
the right side Of car 10 safer. An
old traveller once said 10 the writer
In travelling always ST, In the middle
Of a car and ON the right hand side
The middle IL safer than the ends in
q collision. and the right side 10 not
likely 20 h. side swiped'' 10y project
ing objects on trains. cars or any We
hicles passing on the adjacent track y"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
BASEBALL PROSPECTS.
gIks Lodge Organized Team and
Other Lodges viii Follow.

Other Lodges viii Follow.
The Eagle is glad to announce that
Bryan has a base ball team and is
likely TO have one or two more. The
Elks club has already orRanized .
club and Col. A. A. Farley has been
elected manager and coach. The
team was out yesterday afternoon for
practie and the first warming up.
They have some good material on the
team and after sufficient practn will
give all corners q run for their money.
The knights OF Pythiss Lodge and
Owls Club are also contemplating
Organizing teams and II they do there
will be something doing in Bryan in
base ball circles These lodges and
clubs are to be commended and en-.
oouraged IN the movement, as they
will furnish amusement and recreation
to break the monotomy Of the long
summer days.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
1t the Eagle ONCE today.

NJ the Eagle ONCE today
John s. Smith was In today from
Harris school house.
Ed Carrie OF Rock Prairie, wac In
the city today.
JIG. W. Allen OF Steep Hollow. was
In the city today.
Mrs. John Gregg and son John Jr.
OF Pitts Bridge. were visitors to the
city today.
Peter Goodson was in today from
his home in the bottom.
John Tauber was In today from his
home near College.
Miss BERTHE Brown left today 20
visit her sister at Cameron.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
A 9su,sskakls Qaes

The iapp. sre very fond OF stimu.
lsting drinks They think nothing Of
drinking nfseen W twenty cups Of cot.
Zee a day. while their consumption Of
punch h On q vast scale. 10 n no up-
rcmmon thing 10 sse numbers Of hslp-
iesaly drunk natives IN the streets Of
Tromso. especially when the sale Of
reindeer sesh has been prodtab,s. Yet
robbery and. indeed. crime IN general
are practically unknown among them.
The innate honesty Of the people Il
quite extraordinary. --wkie world Mag.
anime
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
NEGRO TEACHER RAISES GER.
TIFIcATE.

Special to The Eagle.
Waxahachie. April3.-Becausc J. l..
Colin wanted to each the second
grade instead OF the first grade and
raised his teachers certificate accor-
dinghy he must spend two years In
the penitentiary. This morning he
was tried in the district court on a
charge OF forging the superintcnd-
eats name. convicted and sentenced.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
The labsl Da,lsd.

Gunner-You can't get the hest Of
those blamed baggage smashers.
labeled my trunks China" and
thought they would handle them with
unusual care. Guyer-And did they J
Gunner-No. but blamed n they didn't
ship the trunks all the way 10 Shang
hal, and haven't seen them since 90
Chicago News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
A Islander.

Every time n girl wants 10 ind any
thing In her top bureau drawer she
gets n stick and stirs everything I'm the
drawer round and round II what she
IL looking for doesn't come to the sur
face. then she Is satisfied Il isn't there.
-Atchlson Globe.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

Lost-Between Howell and New
toms store and Mrs. o. II. Astin's res
idence. a brown leather purse con-
tanning n small amount of money and
other articles. Finder please bring to
Eagle Office and get reward. 100
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

Mrs Meeker-Wake up. John! I
hear a noise downstairs. I'm sure
there are burglars In the house
Meeker Nonsense my deaf. why
should burglars want 90 make a noisei
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

Professor Occurring on hygienel-To-
bacco. gentlemen. makes men ugly.
short winded, idiotlc. paralytic, and I
can tell you this from experience. for
| have smoked for many years."
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

We are now making a speciality OF
cleaning and pressing. Ladies skirts
at reasonable prices. Parks 4 Wal
drop. 100
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03
Intuition.

what became Of that rich uncle Of
yoursg'
Il think he's dead. but | don't
know"
Gee. How did he lose all his
money - Cleveland Leader
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

l.. NJ. Haltom was in today from
Benchley.
A. W. Shel.on was In Saturday
from his home in the bottom.
Mr. and Mrs. TIA! Toias were in
the city today from Kurten.
T. u. Martin was In the city today
from his home at Steep Hollow.
S Z. Cavitt was down today from
Wheelock.
W. ID. s,allIngs OF Tabor. was in
the city today.
y. l.. OUTLAW was a pleasant caller
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

A. and NJ Band Concert tickets are
on SIDE at Parks a Waldrops Bran
don q lawrence's and Smith Drug
Co.'S 100
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

II you want your pressing. clean
ing and repairing done satisfactorily
send Il 70 Paris 4 waldrop. ic
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1909-04-03

IND Schofield, Bird McAshan.
Second class-McKenzie LIST, "a a..
Gin. Philips End. Scale Ord.
$. One Hundred Yard Dash.
First class-Wilson LIST. 10 as sec,
Baylor End. Johnson Ord.
Second Glass Bishop LIST, II sec.
Perry End. Mckenzie 3rd.
Third Glass ooke LIST. Tignor End.
Bolton Bird.
3. Discus Throw.
First Ciass-Seofield i"t. Sc Il s In.
McAshan End Peeler Ord.
10. 22O Yard Dash.
First Class-Ross LIST. rs 2-5 sec.
Wilson End. Baylor Bird.
Second Glass Mckenzie ist. IS
sec. Bishop End, Perry srd.
II. 40 Yard Dash.
First Class-Ross LIST. 81 Is sec.
Wilson 2 nd. McAshan 3rd
IL. $50 Yard Run.
First -Class-Ross LIST. 2 min s5il
Sec. McAshan End.
10. Potato Race.
wessinger Winner
II. Throwing Base Ball.
James winner. X. Allen End.
10. Hammer Throw.
McAshan LIST lO4 II Pin. scofield
End. Ross Bird.
10. Shoe Race.
c. Ward winner.
~. Three Legged Race.
Perkins and Hudson winners.
~. Sack Race.
Donaho Winner.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
TIE INDIAN WAR DANCE
The chippewa., Of White Earth Res
ervation Preserve Tradition.

on the reserve, tall. slender. an intelli.
gent face, the finest example OF what
civilization does and does not undo.
There was overwhelmingly. OF the
Red Lake band, for the Indians OF this
reservation come down to make merry
with the White Earthmen. Nay-ah-
tah-wab is stout and Joyous, quite the
life of his very lively band. and not at
all bearing out his translation OF Man
whO-sits-alone."
There was Pi-pi-ya, a Sioux, whose
name translates into The-one-who-
does things. And indeed he does things,
for while the Ojibways are a worthy
people and their dance full OF grace
and meaning, 1t is the Sioux who dance
the best, the Sioux who are the orig
inal dancers.
For this very dance we are watching
was borrowed less than 80 years ago
from the Sioux, 1t Is the Sioux who
discovered the tom-tom. who invented
even the squaw dance.
And that sQuaw dance! 1t is the
Christmas of the Indian. For no one
dances in the circle but those who have
given each other gifts. Men may give
to men, women to women, but more
often 1t is men and The one
who Invites crosses the ring, throws the
gift at the feet OF the invited. returns
to h ring, and the other must follow;
they make a slow shifting foot move
ment about, shoulder to shoulder, some
times hip to hip, with just a suggestion
OF ancient Egyptian motfon-may / say
hoochee coochee? The gifts vary from
maple sugar cakes, calico strips. hand
~kerchfefs, to shawls, blankets, quilts,
rings, pipes. bead work, rifles, ever
ponies are brought into the ring and
given.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
Keith clark. in St. Paul Dispatch.

~ hSlln SlHfk, LII SC. Idul OlSp9tcn. 1853
The dance is held on a high hill.
overlooking the trading post of White
Earth to the east, and overlooking the
far-stretching, housekeeping hills Of
the reservation to the west. "A flag
pole stands In the middle OF the ring,
carrying aloft the American flag,
where once it was like q totem pole
that carried the Chippewa flag, a long
pennent made OF eagle feathers, like
a war bonnet. About the foot OF the
Flagstaff are squatted the drummers,
four, six, or eight, as the energy of the
dance demands, each with his drum
stick, the drum itself, a large six-foot
expanse, rich and low in note. Each
drummer has but one stick, for he IL
expected not only to beat the tom-tom,
mands, this hf-yt-hi-yi Of h dance
song.
And you cannot believe, until you
hear 1t, the initiate possibilities OF the
single drum-note, Of the single word
phrase.
The dance begins at 4 o'clock in the
afternoon. lasting till shutdown. The
chiefs and the warriors gather slowly,
coming by ones and twos and threes,
from the tepees that dot the hills for
in their gay array of buckskln and bead
work, with many a modern color
worked into the caparison. AS they
come across the hills they are wrapped
in bright blankets, or more often, In
the very patchwork quilts which the
squaws are making as deftly as the
white grandmothers did; indeed, the
patchwork quilt fits into the picture
perfectly. And the braves are close
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
in BUGVILLE.

wrapped, the blanket covering even the
head dress, and coming down to the
m~occasins; they seek the effect as pos
itively as masquers who throw aside
the domino.
Must I confess that 1 saw but one
beaded buckskin shirt? For bucks
annot wear buckskin when bucks grow
scarce. There were gay calico shirts.
and one Of royal purple, which 1 might
venture to call taffeta silk. There were
a few pairs Of painted legs on the very
young boys, and there were several
suits of pajamas serving as glad rags
In this ceremony. But generally the
warrior wears the white mans shirt
and trousers, putting his gorgeous
beaded double bags, his beaded clout
and belt, his beaded knee garters and
!eggings over these, but wearing still
the grand headdress of eagles feath-
ers-if he is entitled to eagle's-paint-
Ing his face in ancient, honorable fash
ion, and carrying tomahawk or club
into the ring with him.
The ring becomes a wonderful kalei-
doscope of rainbow %colors, with 40 or
50 warriors dancing about the tom
tom, repeating hi-yi-hi-yi of the
intention, the step restrained, oE1y the
young men lifting the foot much from
the earth, n only the younger men
bending the body backward and for
ward. For the young braves have the
JOY of living in them; the old chiefs
have long memories Of what has been
and will not be again.
There was Chief Misunderstanding
still chief of the tribe, in spite of the
fact that tribal relations. are no longer
recognized, a magnificent old man, be-
tween so and 80, who would attract
attention anywhere, splendid in much
green and many beads, and an eagle
heaIdreSS aS Chieftain. Y L
There was Chief Joseph Charette
Wain-che-mah-dub in the Chippewa,
poetic figure in his bright scarlet, The
long flowing hair, touched slightly witt
gray, as beautiful as though he hae
just stepped out Of medieval romance
as beautiful as French salon ever saw
There was Ojib-way, father to Pete,
Parker, the old man of such age as tt
have lost all relation with years. III,
younger man, a vigorous brave Of mid
die age, in spite of the fact that h,
served Minnesota in the civil war.
There was young John Lufkins, dis
ciplinarian Of the school al Ponsfort
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
NYO
Doctors at
Your Service Free
Not 1 Penny to Pay for the Fullest
Medical Examination. J

II you are In doubt IS TO the cause
Of your disease. mail us q postal e.
questing q medical examination blank
which you Will all out and return TO
us. Our doctors will carefully dag
nose your case, and II you q be
cured you will be told SO; II you can
not be cured you will be told SO. Yon
are not obligated to US in any way, for
this advice is absolutely free. You arr
at liberty to take advice or not, as
you see At. Send to-day for . medi-
cal examination blank. all out and re.
turn to us, and our eminent doctors
will diagnose your case thoroughly
absolutely free.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson streets
Philadelphia. Pa.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
The Mornino Crouch.

How do you rise in the morning?
Gloomy and sad and sour,
Or glad Of the rest that was Given you
And brave for the battle hour?
Do you rise from your couch at day
break
With a smile for your loved ones true?
Come, tell me, now, is a churlish frown
The best that they get from you?
Do you rise In the morning merry.
Or gloomy and cross and sad?
Do you growl and snarl at your morning
meal
Because the coffee is bad?
Don't do it, for life has troubles,
All, many, and greater, too,
For the simple things in the morning
To bother a man like you.
Get up with a smile and whistle;
Get up with a CHEEKY word;
For a morning crouch, when you think
of it,
My brother, Is so absurd,
Reserve your growls and your bitter words
For the time when a real grief frets you;
What chance have you in life's big affairs
II a trifling thing upsets you?
Detroit Free Press.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
HERE'S a WAY 10 SAVE DOCTOR
BILLS.

fph vstctnn. Cfx~ w.. Aavs.n -
WA p.-.n.. ~ p-on.l
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nnw Now ons,s nbvsicaI ccndition an
10 yot ;rtn shane - hast recafva tha
harasts ~ +ha smn,r,ar ssosan Eana.
cal1W q Mt. tr,,s ~ tba childran srhsvp
havs h.car,a r,,n down ~ / winfer s.
nnr.t,,roI nannar :, itvsn. hacanss q
iiI.cnnsidarad soad ana m,ch tim.
snsnt inaaors crr,ra snr,as ~,,th n.
s%rnsh,na - ,rash re.stahsa. and "A
aiaa n.Isasa4inn h,t ~ ohisaran 80
m 10 aena,t, sn ~ ,acasva nas,,ra,.
ramaJtss
No. rons oan q - ,omilv
nhs,sia;an No. atha-@narants taEa
pa,an4nas 49, 49, h".tn;an tnIa
thara mhsn - a,as arst n.i,asHin cor.
s..S4a4,.. M $3.50 ssn.;I.. sS.,aia;nr
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Ia 49,. a.aa1 3 $3.50, -. :.
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s,aan. - 49, Ssatas,a go &c.,
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than o. ~ 49, = aa,, Tha ..annt,r.
10 a. a,arsntaa n,1,ich /. accsnt.a a
49,, - hn.saa - .hans -.
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ns.,ah !, nnna .ha,. Il.
M.,,a. =. yrIs1,tay" - $500. q
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thasa r,rah 49, ! ha,,t So. ,,;aa Haua
a. ST ~ sass.
= a. So fatha. th, ah,,ar.r
80 annses,ns $50
,s &c., maato,na Iva 80 srara
wa omn ssni,n snnar,anoa : ~ ~
- - nraati"a 800 rastor;a
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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
A WATCHFUL COP BUG.
Cop Bug; "Ah. ah! CAUGHT in the act. A clear case of foracl
Not in Virginia.
From ~Lippincott's.

" FFOIn L1ppIHcOll s.
The dusky man servant of a Wash
fngton official, being granted leave of
absence not long ago to visit his home
in Virginia, HE'D himself to an estab-
lishment puryeying travellers supplies
in order to purchase a valise.
The salesman seemed to think the
darby should purchase something in
the way of a large bag. Here's a fine
one he said. The best alligator bag
you car GET Only
'Look heah, boss" Interrupted the
darkey impatiently, Il don tole yo'
several times ] don't want an alligator
bag. l amt goin' to Floridy. Is goin'
to NAH home in Virginny."
A girl whose parents think she can sing
Is awful smart not to.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29

From the Chattanooga 1lihe1s zs2ss2sss
During HE Inaneuvers the aub3sSfNo1
rifle shooting ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS upSAS
N Of the officeras
tsIll bet One here box ct ca-s;
gars,s said Lieutenant Al. ssrhat 4 scens
fire 20 shots at 200 yards an tell'
without waiting for h n~aArkerssths
result of each ii correctiy
.Donei'. cried Major b. 4 this
whole mess turned out early the next
morning tosWltnesa the experiment.
The lieutenant Nrad.
.''Misss" he announced casmly
Another shot.
Miss. he repeated.
IA third shot.
Miss!
what are you trying to do. You're
not HringsfOr the target!e
.Of course not!.. was the cool -
Spouse. TIM firing TOR those cigarsse
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
Upset
Sick Feeling

that follows taking a dose of castor
oil, salts or calomel, is about the
worst you can endure-Ugh-it
gives n the creeps. You don't
have to have it-CASCARETS
move the bowels-tone up the
liver-without these bad feelings.
Try them. Oh
CAscARETS 1c q boz for Q weck'u
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes . month.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29

In spite Of his 80 years Lord We
myss is still a keen golfer. He was in
strumental in starting the golf club al
Wimbledon common, about 1862. but
when 1t was made obligatory by q by
law of the Wimbledon conservators fol-
the golfers to wear a e coat. Lord
Wemyss rebelled and his set Of clubs
still stands in mute resignation In his
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
Dressed for The Part.

From the Baltimore American.
What subject ave you taken for your
address at the Civic club?"
"Woman's moral obligations as q citi-
zen, s&
What a lovely subject. And what are
you going to wear?"
That new gown I brought home with
me from Paris. And just think; ! had II
20 cleverly packed in with my old clothes
that the custom house Inspector never
discovered it was there
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
Pointed Paragraphs.

Politics and morality are seldom on
speaking terms.
Many a so-called orator is merely a hui
man photograph.
Love is a disease that nothing short of
marriage viii cure.
Cupid makes a mistake when he crafts
a bud on an old shrub.
When you meet a stranger get busy and
tell your troubles first.
But for the limelight many a theatrical
star would cease to hin
It's a pity a man can't put up a plaster
on his conscience when it hurts him.
A vegetarian says that his good health
is the result of eating no meat and cnew-
ing 1t well.
There would be fewer old bachelors If
single men were not allowed to associate
with married men.
After a boy has spent a year at college
he resembles the picture in readymade
clothing establishments,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
otHlIlg establlsEments


A skirt steak is not exactly q piece
de resistance. or a fiirtatious piece, as
some thoughtless Stiles may think,
but is quite another piece, the cheap
est piece of a steer. 1t is a piece Of
the diaphragm, or midriff, between
lungs and bowels. and makes good
steak. stew or sausage, having the great
advantage of being absolutely fresh,
being too cheap to be kept in storage.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-07-29
Absent All Around.
L~ippincotts

An absent-minded professor returned
home one evening, ana, after ringing
his front door bell for ON time to no
effect, heard the maids voice from the
second-story window: THE professor
Is not In"
".All right quietly answered the
professor, sri call again." And he
hobbled down the stone steps,"