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The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

The east is learning a valuable les.
son about the west. 1t 10 discovering
that there is country beyond the Mis-.
souri, river, and that upon its develop.
ment depends in no small degree tho
future of the whole nation From
what the president says in his speeches
it is finding out that there are possibil-
ities of development in this region I'M
dreamed of by the average man Of the
east, who does not know whether Den.
yer or Salt Lake City is tho farther
west.
President Taft will have something
to say in his annual message about
these possibilities and they will be-
come subjects Of consideration and de-
bate in congress. Thus. not the east
alone. but the whole world will learn
that there is west. and that II 10
growing with a rspidity which will in.
sure it an enormous increase Of voting
strength in the near future.
Better still it will be learned that
no more inviting prospects pleasss the
fancy or excites the hopes Of home
seekers; and that in the fertile valleys
and under the e,sst skies Of this Dis
tant part Of the national domain. mil
lions Of people will build happy ho mes
and do their part in promoting the
prosperity and maintaining the prestige
Of tho country As . whole.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08
Learning From The West.

1t requires something like . presiden-
tial tour to jolt the self-eomplaecnt
east out Of its habitunl indifference TO
whatever may be doing in the west,
But this jolt has been given. and the
whole east-except New York, JUS,
now busy with its Budson-Fulton
celebration-is watching President
Tafts movements and reading what
he says.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

If there is one enterprise on earth
that gutter should leave severely a.
lone it is advertising. To make a sue
cess of advertising one must be prcpar-
ed to stick like bnrnaclc on boats
bottom. He should know before he be
gins that he must spend money-lots of
IL. Somebody must tell him that he
cannot hope to reap results commcnsu u.
rate with his expenditure carly in the
game. Advertising does not jerk, 1t
pulls. 1t begins very gently Mt first
but the pull is steady. 1t increases day
by day and year by year until II exerts
an irresistible power. John Wanamak.
err.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08
A Few Remarks From Papa.

An Atchison Young Thing had head
that achcd. her honey boy having taxi
en- his affections elsewhere. and her ia
tbcr recently shut himself up with her
to reason with her. That Honey Boy
averaged spending 30 cents week on
you." he said. Here's n dollar week
to take It's place. Every time he called
he cleaned out the refrigerator. your
mother win SEQ to Il that your brothers
do this in future. lie has kept you mp
late nights. Your baby sister is cross.
and hereafter you will let the baby do
this for you. He took possession Of tho
most comfortable rocker or the porch;
whom you look at that rocker in future
II will not be empty, bringing the pong
Ia your heart that your silly novels tell
about: IL will be occupied by the man
who paid for II upd that's me. Your
mother and stayed by you through
collie nnd ,ecihing. and we are going IN
get you through this II we have TO tsko
turns spanking you. Now. take your
eyes oil the moon and look at the dust
around you. Atchison Globe.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

The Leadville Press says that "Alton
B. Parker and others have calling to
rehabilitate the democratic party. What
1t needs is an emetic for blatherskites
and purge for traitors, to be followed
by tonic of consistency. If Alton can
administer these to the patient without
having his head kicked Off be is emit
led to q permanent job as stable boy
in our corrul." Second the notion
Denver Democrat.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

The operation of the Mondell 32O-acre
homestead act has resulted in rapid set
ting of the district around. Newcastle.
Last month 81 homestead filings We're
made there. Settlers are going In in
large parties and are securing land In
various parts of the Big Horn Basin es
well as around Newcastle. They are
coming from Iowa, Nebraska and some
from Colorado. Elk.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

The failure of the Huerfano county
assessor to include in his schedules u
bout 100, 900 acres of valuable coal lands
belonging to the c. F. & I. company is
explained as mere oversight. Little
mistakes of that kind are apt to occur
in any county where the assessor is
properly trained. Lamar Sparks.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

An exchange tells of an editor who
recently stated that he had been kissed
by one of the most beautiful women in
town and promised to publish her name
in the first issue of his paper in the
next month. In two weeks his circula-
ton doubled. but when he named his
wife he had to leave town. Sheridan
Lake Farm and Ranch.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

See those beautiful China PLAQUES in
the HERALD Office window. Old sub
scribers for Inc FERALD can have their
choice of these placques by paying up
back subscription and SO cents for the
PLAGUE. This is about one-third of the
cost of the PLAQUES at retail.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08
Buy YOUR cream seperators and sep
arator oil from the Holyoke Creamery
Co.

See the china pIacques in the HER
AID Office window. Every new SUBJ
scriber who pays one years SUBJ
seription in advance will receive one of
these PLAQUES to be selected from the
designs. Do not delay coming for
the number Of these PLAQUES is limited
and they will soon be gone.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

Do you want to sell. or exchange your
business? The Omaha Bee will run an
advertisement for you at one cent a
word per day. There will be many out
Of their 40. 900 readers who will answer
your advertisement. Write to-day.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

One thing Little Ben" has never
told and that is how he came to be ap-
pointed county judge. T. M. Patter-
son knows the deal, but he like some
others cannot afford to tell. Denver
Democrat.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

Rev. Father Sasse of Sterling will be
in Holyoke. Saturday, October Is, TO
conduct services at the Catholic church
at II o'clock. Every body is made
welcome to the sercices.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08
The HERALD man wants to buy load
of bound millet and load of good hay.

Mrs. q. l.. Rulison and Mrs. s. u.
Thompson entertained the ladies Of the
Methodist church Thursday afternoon
at the home Of Mrs. Thompson. 4
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

G. A. R. POST NO. 81.
Meets the last SATURDAY. of each
month at their hall. NJ. D. CoppCom.,
w. A. Olmsted, Adj.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

OFFICIAL PAPER OF PHILLIPS COUNTY.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

When you want visiting cards, cali at
the HERALD Office. We carry a very
nice assortment of linen cards.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08
Bring in your orders for JOB work.
The news all the time-the HERALD.

"He who by his big would rise,
Must either bust or advertise.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

The new elevator Ia now In condition
tn handle your grain Sec ihomonnger
before selling. %
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08

Bring in your advertisements.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1909-10-08
The STATE HERALD.
j. II, PAINTER, Editor and Proprieto,
Entered at the post office at Holyokc
Colo, as socond-class mail matter.
Published Every Friday.

business and commercial advertising
at as reasonable rates as can be afford
ed by legitimate newspaper.
Legal advertising at rates prescribed
by law-the space occupied by 260 ems
nonpareil constituting folio.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28

/ election, but was kicked out because
| too noisy.
3-The Cupidometer. Useful inven-
| tion for love-smacked Youths to find
| out if Lady are thinking Yes or No.
This Machine were built like a belt.
| Wind it twice around waist of grille
| friend, turn on dynamo & look at her
eyes, holding clasp to both her hands.
If her eyes fash red it means yes ;;
! if green it snignify mo-. But this in
vention were useless. Because if a
| young Gent can get so close as that
he do not need to find out by Machin-
cry
care not tightly flying beautiful like
the Poetry business?'' I nextly re-
quire.
81 thought So" dib Glenn, "till
once at Brescia I took up Italian poet
name of Dan Onionjo. I got one adj
| vice to you. If you ever buy a afro
plane don t take up no Italian Poets,
however light
9 Are they restless?' I suggest.
Restlessl' say he ''That Dan
Onionjo spilled poetry all over the ma
chinery and almost wrecked us when
we was $50 feet above Mt Vesuvius.
HeNtold me I was soo-blime like Julius
Caesar. He called me a super-man. If
my hands had not been full of machin-
cry | should of struck him for that.
just when I thought he were going to
settle down to ride quiet he would
jump up & go into transport. He
Vailed % the life of birds' and want
ed me to tell him a good rhyme for
airoplane' Finally I spilled him into
a tree. Flying is hard enough without
mixing poetry with your gasolene.''
Airships and North Pole.
50 / read by news-print,' are next ex-
animation from me, Chow one famous
Alligator say that Hon. North Pole will
be discovered by Airoplane.D
. What famous Alligator say that?',
require Glenn suspectfully.
g Hon. Owlville Wright" I Suggest.
Did Owlville say that?' he dib.
" Trouble with them Wright Bros is
they talks too much. -
But ould not persons arrive to Pole
by airships if they wants to?'' I quizz.
"They might, but could thevq'' re-
lapse Glenn. When airplanes is built
strong & willing to carry IA extra pas
sengers, then respectable trippers might
like to dishcover this Pole.''
Why should Il extra passengers be
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28
Cures Like Nature
Druqess treatment Restore Health While You Sleep.

Here s remedy that cures while
you sleep. No poisonous drugs to
swallow. No weak stomach or di-
gestive troubles due to dragging
This remedy is Nature IS medicine
electricity.
The only way to cure anything
is to help nature. Nature will cure
when she has the power That
power is electricity. Feed it to your
nerves and they will absorb and car
~ it to every organ and tissue of
the body, where it gives health and
vim to evey ailing part.
The reason drugs don cure is
because they do not assist Nature.
Nature needs nourishment, strength,
something that builds up. Drugs
give no nourishment, no electricity,
not one thing that builds up vital
ity-just poison that tears down.
Ny way is the best way of apply
ing electricity. It IS the only method
that has proved successful. I've had
20 years experience in treating dis
ease with electricity and I know
more about it than any other doctor
on earth. My Electro Vigor is the
result of this 20 years experience.
Electro-Vigor is an electric body
battery applied while you sleep. 1t
sends constant stream of electric
life into the nerves and vitals all
night long.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28

Electro-Vigor is not an electric
belt 1t never needs charging. for
it makes its own power continuously.
1.-TWO months use of Electro
Vigor has cured ME of stomach and
kidney trouble and a severe case Of
lame back. 1t has also put new
strength and vigor into me, making
life pleasant to live. I am recon-.
mending your appliance to all whom
l know to be suffering.
CROFT. I. REID.
FKa Lac Lighthouse Keeper, Wal.
ohinu. I. H.
THIS IS FREE.
Cut out this coupon and mail it
to me. III give YOU a beautiful.
100-page book which tells all about
my treatment. This book is illus
trated with pictures of fully devel-
oped men and women. showing how
Electro-Eigor is applied, and ex.
plains many. things you want to
know. I'll send the book, closely
sealed and prepared free, if you will
mail me this coupon.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28

World he got something worth laughing
at
With such wise retorix he look nerv-
ously in direction of Wall Street where
human fiers can be seen going up with
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28

delicious suddenness & coming down
with disgusting bump.
Hoping you are the same
| Yours truly
] HASHIMURA TOGO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28
The French People.

Gone more reply, please I assem-
BILE. What you think of the French
as national people,
"The French he suggest, "shows
great curtissy G. other fine properties.
Their imaginations are full of oasolene.
They are alredy beginning to imagine
that Bleriot discovered atrial naviga-
ton. And whenever a Wright or Cur
tlss machine breaks a record in France
all Paris papers comes out with a edi-
torial about THE Wonderful Inventive
Genius of the French people,
sit are not strange that Hon. Caesar
called France Ancient Gall','' I nudge.
Yet [ are not peeved by this say
that great cloud jumper "It are easy
to feel well-natured & sweet when be-
ing treated to Hero-salutes wherever
you arrive. Success makes trends. It
are thusly with all walks of life in
Guiding flying! The World throws ban
zals to Man what show he can keep
up longest.'
"YeS in early struggly of Genius was
you not laughed at for your flying
habits?''
81 was laughed at for Is years. cor
rode Glenn proudly "Wright Bros.
was only laughed at for 10. Thuslv I
have broke another of their records. -
" Do the World always laugh at Gen.
ius?' l holla as Hon. Machine was
about to scoot upwardly.
1.-THE World never takes a Genius Sc
rIpuslv.' say him. ''until he show the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28

nounee with slight smile of happy mem,
DRY flittering acrost his nose. cit were
at the unripe age of 1-2 that me and
my dear sehoolchumb, Percy Mccoy,
formed the first Atrial Experiment Assn
of Hammondsport, n. Y. We was too
poor to build a airoplane, but we decid-
ed to experiment however much posi-
bic. So we borrowed Rev. Alex Shat
more's silk-pipe hat & practised sail
ing it in q whirlwind. This was First
Lesson in air currents. Side planes of
this Hon. Hat was slightly damaged
after 18th ascension; so Rev. Skatmore
enjoyed angry rage & told my Hon.
Father who gathered me to his knee
& scalloped me with hairbrush. This
were First Lesson in rear propellers
Thusly encouraged, we craved for some
experiments in axual Human Flight
So Percy borrowed Baby from his sis
ter which he tied to a Umbrella &
dropped off a barn. Like most of our
early attempts this was failure. Next
time we used smaller Baby & big
ger Umbrella. Pretty soonly we was
forced to quit this also.''
"Why should you9" require. "Was
no more babies left to experiment
withR''
Babies was never scarce in Ham
mondsport, reply Glenn. "But UNI
brellas was expensive BY the time
had arrived to IA years age / had built
IA heavier-than- flying machines
which was 1-2 successful. I did not
prove they could fly, but I proved they
was all heavier-than- Ny expert
ments was not limited to sky-boats,
NEITHER
"Not so9"
His Inventions.
Not sol Before I was age one
dozen | had following furious Inven-
tons TO my discredit:
1-Nurseless Baby-Carriage. So in
teihgent 1t would continue going ahead
long as Infant was quiet, but would re-
turn home when he began to cry. At
first demonstrators of this val Machine
It got mad & exploded soaring Hon. Jed
Prouty's grey mare to death bv spasms.
Total loss $3.50.
Talking Ballot Box. This were ar
ranged with a fonygraf so it wou1d
holla Back again!' when the same man
voted twice. When he voted three
times 1t would yall Three and omit,
TINS was tried in a N. Y. munieipal
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-11-28

necessary for such picknics2'' require
Extra passengers, say Hon. Curt
''must go long for following uses:
One Explorer to fly to Pole & dish
cover it.
Two Scientists to prove it is the Pole
when he gets there.
-Four Reporters to prove them Scent
lists isn't deceiving themselves.
Eight Detectives to prove them Re
porters isn't deceiving the Publick. -
"But who could get there in time to
watch them Detectives2'' l ask with
worry voice.
"Why you make such hard ques.
tlons?' corrode he with blanche cheeks
" You make me so nervous I could fly. -
While he mentioned this speech that
"Red Headed Flyer on which he was
setting, rose up & begin wagging its
tai as if timid about flying in high
winds caused by New York municipal
election.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
mot Coal I.snd.)


Department Of tho Interior. U. 3.
Land once At l.akeview. Oregon.
September I. 1903.
NOTICE Ia hereby given that Thco-
dorc l.. Seymour Of klamath Falls.
Oregon. who. on May 2. 1906. mad.'
Homestead Entry 3G0i. Serial 0i335
for lot I section I township ~ south.
range 10 east. Willamette meridian.
has nicd notice Of Intention to mike
Final fivc-Ycar Proof to establish
o!alm to tho land above described. be-
fore c. Il. Del-sp. County Clerk. nj
Klamath Falls. Oregon. on the 2ist
day OF October. 1909.
Claimant names m witnesses:
Jack Leonard OF Dairy. Oregon.
Tom Meek OF Dairy. Oregon.
Dan Ryan Of Dairy. Oregon.
Valentine Barnhart OF Dairy. Ore
von.
ARTHUR W. ORION. Register.
81 1914
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08

ship piats surveyed under Contract
No. 7:2. for Sections Z. IS. -. 80
and 81. Township 81 South. Range Z
East. Willamette meridian: Sections
I to 80. Inclusive. ToYnship IS
South. Range - East. Willamette
meridian: Sections to 80. inclusive.
Township - South. Range 20 East
Willamette meridian. and supple
mental plat OF segregation survey OF
Sections Z. .. Is. 81. IS and 3:.
Township 81 South. Range ~ East.
Willamette meridian. will be ale" In
this ONCE on September 18th. 1909
On and after said date oil Of ssld
lands will be subject to selections.
entry or Ming on. II said lants Nre
not otherwise reserved or appro-
priated.
ARTHUR w. oRTON
Register.
FRED p. CRoNEMILLER.
Receiver.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
mot Coal Lands)

(Not Coal Lands)
Department of the Interior. U. 8.
Land once at Lakeview. Oregon.
August goth. 1909.
Notice II hereby gwen that william
Pitts. whose postofYice address IL
klamath Falls. Oregon. did. on the
l6th day OF March. 1909. file In this
ONCE sworn statement and applica-
tion No. 0i70?. to purchase the VIZ
NWH. section s. township IS 8.
range . L. Willamette Meridian. and
the timber thereon. under the provi-
sions of the act Of June 3. 1878. and
acts amendatory. known ~ the Tim
Der and Stone Law" at such value a.
might be hxed by appraisement. and
that. pursuant to such application.
the land and timber thereon have
been appraised. Juno 18th. 1903. the
timber estimated ut $4,000 board
feet at $3.50 per 1000. and the land
$500: that said applicant will offer
hnal proof In support OF his applica-
ton and sworn statement on the 2Sd
day OF October. 1909. before II. N.
Richardson. u. 8. Commissioner. at
klamath Falls. Oregon.
Any person Ii at liberty to protect
this purchase before entry. or initiate
= contest at any time before patent
ISSUES. by filing . cOroborated an
davit In this once. alleging facts
which would defeat the entry.
ARTHUR w. ORION. Register.
S-23-lO-22.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Not Coal Land.


Department OF the Interior. U. 8
Land once At Lakeview. Oregon.
August l6. 1909.
NOTICE 10 hereby given that John
II. Colburn OF Olene. Oregon. who. ON
December 6. 1907. made Homestead
Application $40. Serial Ol60s. for
SEN Of NWM. Eh OF SWM. NWk
Of SEN. Section II. Township 80
South. Range 10 East. Willamette
meridian. has hled notice OF inten.
tion to make Final Commutation
Proof. to establish claim to the land
above described. before @. r. Del.ap.
County Clerk. ct klamath Falls. Ore
gon. on the s0th day OF October.
1909.
Claimant names a. witnesses:
John 6lade Of Olene. Oregon.
Herbert Upton Of Olens. Oregon.
Lee Wrightmeyer Of Olene. Ore.
gOn.,
A. T. Wilson OF Oleue. Oregon.
ARTHUR w. ORTON.
s.les-S0 Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08
CONTEST NOTICE

Department Of the Interior. United
States Land once. Lakeview. Ore
gon. August ?5. 1909.
A suaicient contest afiidavit having
been nied In this once by Joseph II.
Foster. contestant. against Home
stead Entry O679. made April 18th.
1908. for NEM MEX section s; M
NWM. Nwk NEN section Z. town
ship ~ south. range I? east. william
ette meridian. by George II. Merry
man. contestee. In which Il 10 alleged
that said Merryman did not establish
his residence on lands within six
months from date 0f entry: that he
did not reside continuously. or at all.
upon said lands: that he has main
tained . residence and practice6 rs q
physician and surgeon at klamath
Falls. Oregon Ia distance Of twelve
miles from said lands): and that his
absence was not due to employment
In the army. navy. or marine corps OF
the United States: said parties are
hereby notified to appear. respond
and otter evidence touching said alle-
cation ut 10 O'Clock .. m. ON October
18th. 1909. before n. N. Richardson.
United States Commissioner. Klam-
ath Falls. Oregon. and that anal hear
Ing will be held at 10 o'clock .. m.
on October asa. 1909. before the Res.
istcr and Receiver at the United
States Land Once In Laksview. Ore
gon.
ARTHUR w. ORION. Register.
Proof u Personal Service.
State OF Oregon.
County OF klamath. les.
Joseph H. Fostcr. being arst duly
sworn. on his oath Gays that on Sep
tember <th. 1909. he served the
above notice of contest by delivering
. true copy thereof to the above
named contestee at his once In Klam-
ath Falls. In the County OF Klamath.
state OF Oregon.
JOSEPH H. FOSTER.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this eth day OF September. 1909.
r. 8. HILLS.
Notary oublio for Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior. U. r
Land once at l.skeview. Oregon.
A0anse NaA0

department OF the Interior. U.
Land once at Lakevicw. Oregon.
August z. 1903.
NOTICE 10 hereby given that
James d. Humphrey. whose postotIlcc
address IL Klamath Falls. Oregon.
did. ON tho ?3d day OF April. 1905.
fle In this ONCE sworn statement and
application. No. 0iss7. to purchase
the WI Of sEh. Sh OF NEk Sec
tion 20. Township 81 South. Range .
East. Willamette Q meridian. and tho
timber thcreon. under tho provisions
Of the act Of June 3. 1878. and acts
amcndetory. known as the Timber
and Stone Law" at such value ~
might be nxed by appraisement. and
that. pursuant to such application.
tho land and timber thereon have
been appraised. June ~. 1909. the
timber estimated Gas board feet At
S0.75 per NJ. and the land 3ls0.S0;
hat said applicant must OTTER anai
proof In support Of his application
and sworn statement on tho sist day
OF October. 1909. before r. N. Rich.
ardson. United States Commissioner.
at Klamath Falls. Oregon.
Any person 10 at liberty to protest
this purchase before entry. or initiate
q contest at any time before patent
issuos. by nling . corroborated an.
davit In this once. alleging facts
which would defeat the entry.
ARTHUR w. ORTON.
ss-i6. i0-ls Rsg.stsr.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-10-08
NOTICE OF FILING OF PLAT

United States Land once. l.akeviow.
Oregon. August Q. 1903.
NOTICE 10 hereby given that town.