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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
HAGERSTOWN, IND.

Hagerstown. Ind, Oct 15.-Mtchael
Commit and grand daughter, Leona
Sells. were at Indianapolis. where they
attended reunion of the Fifth Indiana
Cavalry, of which Mr.. Commit is a
member.
Miss Rena Replogle has gone to Mis-
souri, for several weeks visit with
her brothers, Martin and Daniel Rep
logic.
Mrs. Ona Cramer and Miss Elsie Cra.
ner Of near Millville, spent the day
Wednesday with their sister, Mrs. Ed.
mond Gebphart.
Mrs Isaac Brumback has returned
from months stay at Indianapolis
with her daughter, Mrs. James Bar
rett.
Miss Lenora Hargrove OF Norris
town. is visiting with her uncle, James
Bagford. and Mrs. Bagford.
Mrs. Ed Brock, Mr. Dora Martin and
Mr.. and Mrs. John Stonebraker, attend
ed the funeral services Of Mrs. Martha
Swisher. Wednesday.
Mrs. Newcomb of Chicago has been
visiting her son, VIM. Newcomb at the
home OF Mr. and Mrs. Robert New
comb.
Mr. and Mrs. BENZ. Parsons will
move from the Jewett property to
Dave Niccum's tenant house to be va.
Gated by Edward Gebphart. Gebp-
hart's will store their goods.
Ms Amanda Stamm spent wednes-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
Nervous
Prostraton

II suffered so with Nervous
Prostration that I thought there
was no use trying to get we'll. A
friend recommended DR.. Miles
Nervine, and although skeptical
at first, / soon found myself re-
covering, and am to-day well"
MRS. D. I. JONES',
$500 Broadway, Cleveland, O..
Much sickness is of nervous
origin. It's the nerves that
make the heart force the blood
through the veins, the lungs
take in oxygen, the stomach di-
gest food, the liver secrete bile
and the kidneys filter the blood.
If any of these organs are weak,
it is the fault of the nerves
through which they get their
strength. DR.. Miles Nervine is
a specific for the nerves. It
soothes the irritation and assists
in the generation Of nerve force.
Therefore you can hardly miss
it if you take DR.. Miles Nervine
when sick. Get bottle from
your druggist. Take it all &C
cording to directions, and if it
does not benefit he will return
your money.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
News Of Surrounding Towns

tend the county association of teach.
ers at Richmond, tomorrow.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Leverton OF
east OF town spent yesterday with his
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Willis Lever.
ton.
Miss Elizabeth Wissler. who lives
with her brother, Peter Wissler east OF
town. is home. She is better.
Clyde Leverton is nursing a sore
finger. He was working with a file
which slipped and ran into his finger
creating a severe wound
Wild ducks are now to be found
along the banks of Whitewater Ben.
ton Wissler and Clyd.~ Leverton killed
fourteen with ten shots
Mrs. Alva Wagner and Mrs. Vene
Bowmaster of East Germantown, at.
tended the funeral OF the late Harmon
Armstrong.
The D. of r. lodges Of Milton and
Cambridge City, showed honor to the
memory Of the late Harmon Arm.
strong by coming out in a body to
attend the funeral
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GREENSBORO, mo.

Greensboro, Ind, Oct. 80 J. Gay
| Tor went to Cincinnati Tuesday to take
his run out as mail clerk.
Mrs. Marby Bennett, who has been
nursing Mrs. Allen of Hagerstown, re-
turned home for short stay Wednes-
day.
Lutte Hatfield was in Richmond Tues
day on business.
Economy creamery delivered a load
of butter to the station here Wednes-
day for shipment to eastern markets.
Vearl Shaffer and Chas. Cummins
made flying trip to Indianapolis
Wednesday in an auto.
Dean and Gentry shipped a car o.
live stock to East Liberty Tuesday.
Mr.. Eagle of Maryland is visiting
his relatives at Sugar Grove for a few
days.
The farmers of this vicinity, who are
cribbing corn, report that the yield is
not as large as they expected some
time ago. The quality of the corn is
good and in fair condition for crib
bling.
VIM. Fawcett Of Williamsburg was in
town Thursday on business
Mrs. Lizzie Oler, who has been MAX
ing her home with her son w. E. Oler.
north west of town, died Wednesday
evening at the age of 80 years. F,l-
neral to be held at Sugar Grove Satur-
day at ten o'clock, a. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Ernesburger
were guests Of relatives at Richmond
Thursday.
The farmers are marketing their
wheat on account of the wevel working
on it.
Miss Blanch Kerr accompanied her
grandmother, Harvey OF New Castle.
to Pittsburg, to attend the hundredth
anniversary of the Christian church
now in session.
Charles Cause was in Richmond on
business Thursday.
Mrs. VIII Roller and Mrs. David
Fouts was called to w. e. Oler's Thurs
day on account Of the death of his
mother.
| Supervisor Smith Is hauling gravel
on our streets and it is improving our
! town.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15

and Mr.. and Mrs. j. c. Dodson attend
ed the funeral Of Mrs. Barefoot'a
brother, Harmon Armstrong, at Mil
ton. Thursday afternoon.
Bailey Fraunberg was a Richmond
visitor the fsrit of the week.
The Rebekah Aid Society met with
Mrs. w: D. Wagar this afternoon.
George Lucas has returned from In
dianapolis.
Mrs. Lee Ault and daughter, Mrs. c.
E. Canaday, Of New Castle. went to
Chicago yesterday for visit with rel
atives.
Charles Wettel has returned after q
short time spent in Dayton, Ohio.
A number of the members from the
I. o. o. F. Lodge attended the funeral
of Harmon Armstrong at Milton, On
Thursday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Stombaugh are
visiting relatives in the northern part
Of the State.
Walter Vernon has moved from
Milton to Cambridge City.
4<CAoy A/bNNy VI ASASAAAOuu Will dS
sist with the music at the Methodist
church Sunday evening. Mr.. Lacey
is baritone singer.
The Wayne County Medical Associa
ton met in the Business Mems Clut
rooms, OF this place. Wednesday after
noon. The meeting was one Of unus
ual interest. Twenty members Of the
organization were in attendance. The
next meeting will be held in Rushville
Mrs George McGrew of Chicago, IL
the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs John E
Gray.
DR.. J. N. Study transacted business
in Richmond, Thursday
Mrs. NJ. H. Gaar is at New Lisbon
| on account of an accident which be
fell her mother, Mrs. Wright, who fel
! a few days ago, and broke her collaa
bone.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
EATON. OHIO.

Eaton, O., Oct. 15.-Mrs. Sarah Prid.
dy, near West Manchester. is the own
er of a calf which was born without a
sign of a tail. The animal is now two
weeks old.
Local relatives and friends are in re-
ceipt of invitations announcing the
wedding of Charles H. Larsh and Miss
Alice Vera Pollok. The ceremony will
be performed at the home of the
brides parents in Newark, N. J., Oct.
10. Mr.. Larsh is son of Mr.. and
Mrs. John G. Larsh, of Eaton, but has
been located in the East for several
years. He has many friends in Preble
county who hasten to extend congrat-
ulations and well-wishes.
County Auditor-elect John F. Ran
dali, who assumes the duties Of office
next Monday, has announced that Aud
itor R. ]. Plummer and Clerk Spencer
C. Hunt win be retained by him dur
ing his term as assistants.
Lon Bostick, Of Camden, is con-
fined in the Warren county jail at LIE
banon. awaiting the action Of the grand
jury. on charge of wife-beating. Be
cause his wife took from him a bottle
of whiskey he choked and kicked her.
Bostick was drunk at the time of the
OF the scrap.
A hive of honey bees have taken up
their abode in the steeple at the court
house.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Click will leave
next Friday for Los Angeles. Cal,
where they will visit their daughter,
Mrs. Della Airing, who is In poor
health.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Hiestand have
returned after two weeks visit with
relatives in Chicago, Milwaukee and
Madison. Wis.
Glenn R. White has sold his East
Main street grocery to C. C. Ross, who
has already taken possession.
Thomas n. Leach. Robert Ewing
Everette Wright. Isaac Nation. Clay.
ton Borradaile and Frank Showalbez
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
EATON COURT NEWS

Eaton. O., Oct 15-The following
transfers of real estate have been re-
corded:
Aaron Peters heirs to Andrew Wy
song. 16 acres in Washington town
ship. $1,000.
Margaret Fadler to Myrtle E. Fadler.
% acres in Lanier township. 81 500.
John Mendenhall to Eliza E. Reid.
75 acres in Someds township. 81.
Martha A. Camille heirs to Ida v.
Winkleman. West Alexandria, lot 55.
5000.
Anna and Cleve Montgomery to Ma
son Montgomery, quit claim to 91.9l
acres of land in Washington township
Loo.
Cleve and Mason Montgomery to An
ma Montgomery, quit claim to 81 acres
in Washington township, 81.
Anna and Mason Montgomery 70
Clev Montgomery. quit claim to 81
acres of land in Washington township
81.
Probate Court.
Lee Schlenker, administrator Of tho
estate of Charles G. Schlenker. de
ceased. has filed his account of final
distribution.
A. A. Rice. executor Of the estate Of
Mary Frazier. deceased, vs. Harry Fra
zier. ct al. Petition filed to sell rea
estate to pay debts.
In the matter of the estate OF Sarah
Fall deceased. Hearing continued un
til October IA.
Nathan Smith, administrator of c. O
Smith. deceased. has filed his first AMI
| final account.
Levi Reeve has been appointed ad
ministrator of the estate of Martha
Reeve. deceased. Bond, 81 400. Ap
praisers, Joseph Steel Levi Brown anj
| Richard Parker.
G. w. Homsher. administrator of tn
estate of Hattie Ann Homsher. de
ceased, has filed his account OF fina
distribution.
J. L. Reeve was appointed admins
traitor of the estate of Joseph Reeve
deceased Bond, $1,000. Appraisers
w. K. Swan, Levi Brown and AS:
Morrow.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15

day at the home of VIII Heiney's
| south of town.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Mathews have
been entertaining Mrs. Fry of Dallas,
Texas. who is enroute to her home.
Mrs. Fry is mother-in-law to Ruth Mat
thews Fry.
c. M. Mohlar is having a furnace
placed at his residence on North Per-
| ry street.
Mrs. F. w. Addington and daughter,
Miss Edna, entertained Mrs. Geo.
Rheinegger. Miss Dorothy Rheinegge-
Dorwin Durbin. Miss Lenora Hargrove,
Ora Green, Miss Eva Roller and Louis
Kirby, Wednesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Teetor. Mr.. and
,, Mrs. Henry Keagy. Mr. and Mrs. Chas.
Teetor and Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Rey-
nolds are arranging for a trip to Old
Mexico and will start the first of next
week.
Noble Thornburg of Muncie has been
, visiting his mother. Mrs. Harriet
Thornburg and other relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. ]. H. Kidwell have let
the contract for their new home on
South Perry street to Gwinn brothers
of Economy.
| Mrs. John Stonebraker and Mrs
Mary Mccain went to Dayton, Thurs
| day to visit relatives.
Mrs. Elizabeth Oler. widow Of the
late Adam Oler. died Wednesday even
ing at eight o'clock at her home at the
residence of her son, Elvin Oler. five
miles northeast of Hagerstown. Death
was due to senility. The deceased
was aged eighty-nine years. The fu-
neral services will be held Saturday
morning at ten o'clock at the Sugar
Grove church. Rev. Hallock Floyd OF
Dublin, will have charge of the ser
vices Interment in the cemetery ad
joining.
! Mr.. and Mrs. James Knapp and chill
dren Wilfred and Pauline, we're enter.
tanned at supper Wednesday evening
at the home of c. T. Knapp and fam.
lily.
Mrs. Laura Rohrer as delegate and
Miss Katherine Gohring as alternate
were elected by the local order of Pc
cahontas to attend the Grand council
at Indianapolis next week. Mrs. Rohr
er will not be able to attend but Miss
Gohring will go.
| Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Simp.
son of Walnut Level, an eleven pound
\ boy Thursday morning. 1t is the
third child and second son.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
CAMBRIDGE CITY, IND.

Cambridge City, Ind, Oct. 15.-Birch
Bentley, of Greenfield, is q Cambridge
City visitor.
John Groves spent Tuesday in Rich
mOnd
Mrs. Harry McCrae, Of Chicago, Is
q visitor in the homes OF her aunt,
Mrs George Paul and other relatives
in Cambridge City.
Mrs. Barbara Barefoot and family,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
It's A Top Notch Ooer.

Great deeds compel regard. The
world crowns its doors. That's why
the American people have crowned
DR.. Kings New Discovery the King OF
Throat and Lung remedies. Every
atom is health force. 1t kills germs
and colds and la grippe vanish. II
heals cough-racked membranes and
coughing stops. Sore. inflamed bron
chial tubes and lungs are cured and
henlorrhages cease. DR.. Geo. More
Black Jack, N. c.. writes ut cured me
of lung trouble, pronounced hopeless
by all doctors" soc, $1.0O. Trial bot
tie free. Guaranteed by A. G. Lukeu
& Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
Eriahtful Fate Averted.

Il would have been a cripple for
life. from a terrible cut on my knee
cap" writes Frank Disberry. Kelliher,
MINI. without Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, which soon cured me-" Infalli.
BILE for wounds. cuts and bruises. 1t
soon cures Burns. Scalds. Old Sores.
Boils, Skin Eruptions. Worlds best
for Piles. Csc. at A G. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
Money Comes In Runches

to A. A. Chisholm, OF Treadwell, N. Y,
now. His reason is well worth read.
ing: For long time suffered from
indigestion, torpid liver. constipation
nervousness, and general debility" he
writes. Il couldn'. sleep, had no an.
petite, nor ambition, grew weaker ev.
cry day in spite of all medical treat
ment Then used Electric Bitters
Twelve bottles restored all my old.
time health and vigor. Now / can at.
tend to business every day. It's a
wonderful medicine" Infallible for
Stomach, Liver. Kidneys, Blood and
Nerves. SOC at A. G. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
Tho Bedrock OF Success

lies in a keen. clear brain. backed by
indomitable will and resistless energy.
Such power comes from the splendid
health that DR.. Kings New Life Pills
impart. They vitalize every organ
and build up brain and body. J. A.
Harmon, Lizemore, w. Va. writes
''They are the best pills I ever used.
CSC at A. G. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15

left Wednesday for New Brunswick,
Me-, where they will spend month on
their annual hunting expedition.
A large lot Of new books have been
purchased by the board of library
trustees and will soon be put into serv-
ice at the library.
Ed Quinn has returned to Washing.
ton, D. c., after a two weeks visit
| with his father, Judge r. w. Quinn
and wife.
Rev. ]. A. Stoner Is in Nemaha
county, Kan, looking after business
! interests.
| Mrs. Caroline Lander and children,
Sol Lander and Miss Mary Lander at.
| tended the funeral of William Lander
in Dayton, Wednesday.
| The Kings Herald Society of the
Methodist church have elected the fol-
!, lowing officers to serve during the en-
i suing term:
! Observation-Disclosures Albright.
Vice President-Grace Harris.
! Secretary-Edith Christman.
Corresponding Secretary Pauline
Oldfather.
| Treasurer-Nola Dalrymple.
Mite Box Secretary-Ruth Nichols.
! Pianist-Fannie Hunter.
Assistant Pianist-Helen Tyrrell.
Superintendent-Mr George Larkin
A yearly meeting of the congrega
tion of the Christian church will be
held this evening.
Lucy Cashell Of Lewisburg, has
been refused a divorce from her hus
band, Thomas Cashell, by Judge Elan
Fisher Of the common pleas court be
cause of the lack of evidence In cub
sanitation Of the charges Of cruelty
and wilful absence. The case was not
dismissed, however, and she has been
given opportunity to present the re
Quired evidence.
James F. Duffield has been granted
a temporary restraining order against
William l.. Curry by Judge Fisher. In
addition to the injunction Duffield
seeks equitable relief and damages In
the sum Of $500. In the petition filed
by the plaintiff is stated the fact thai
Curry was the husband Of Sarah r
Curry, who died in 1892, and who be
queathed him in her will life inter
est in certain lands in jefferson ani
Monroe townships. The plaintiff
charges that Curry, who is now in pos
session Of the land, has been cutting
off the timber, mourning damage t.
him, as an heir.
1 The case OF H. P. Smith against the
estate of l. F. Parmerlee has beer
decided against the plaintiff in the su
preme court The suit was filed by
Smith to secure the sum Of $500 FOL
services claimed to have been rem
dered during Parmerlee's last sick
ness, which extended over a period O
two years. Being a partner of Par
merlee in the tobacco business al
I4ewisburg, his sickness occasionet
Smiths close attention to all the bus
mess Of the firm, and on account O
this work ground for the suit was es
tablished. The suit had been heard II
the probate, common pleas and cir
cult courts, and at each hearing th<
case was decided against the plaintiff
i Mrs. Catherine Beall, of Cincinnati
is here visiting her daughter, Mrs. T
y. Stephens.
Eaton relatives and friends have
been advised of the arrival Of DO.
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Franz
Dunlap, of West Alexandria. Befors
her marriage. Mrs. Dunlap was Mis-
Nina Becker, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs
Henry Becker of Eaton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-10-15
BOSTON mo.

Boston, Oct. 15.-Rev. l. P. Jones
will preach in the Boston Universalist
church Sunday. Oct. II, at IL a. m.
sun time. Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Everey one welcome.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
Kuhn Defles Asylum Board.

st, Joseph .-That crisis In the af-
fairs of State Hospital No. . Is near
at hand is the universal opinion Of
those who have been watching the
rapid developments at the institution,
following the recent investigation into
charges against the administration Of
Doctor W. f. Kuhn. Superintendent
Doctor Kuhn's defiant reply to the
board of managers, made Saturday, is
believed to have drawn the crisis
much nearer.
In his reply Superintendent Kuhn
declared he would not permit the asy-
lum to be run as political machine,
and refused TO discharge the super
visOrs whose discharges were recon-.
mended by the board.
Doctor Jacob GeiGer. president Of
the board Of managers. sent letters to
the out-of.town members, asking them
what was their pleasure with refer.
ruoe 90 the reply OF Doctor Kuhn to
their findings.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
THE WRONG OBJECTIVE POINT
Mules Lack Of Consideration Respon
slble for lke's Being Late
at His Duty.

An Atlanta merchant has frequent
occasion to rebuke Ike his darky por,
ter, for his hardness In reporting for
duty In the morning. Ike is always
ready with a more or less ingenious
excuse.
You're two hours late, Ike!" e1.
claimed the employer one morning
This sort of thing must stop! Other.
wise, I'm going to fire you; under.
stand"
Deed. Mistah Edward" replied Ike.
1T want nah fault. dis time Hon.
est! was kicked by mule!"
kicked by Il mule? Well, even II
that were so, II wouldn't delay you for
more than an hour. You'll have to
think OF better excuse than that"
Ike looked aggrieved. "Mistah Ed.
ward" he continued solemnly, 1t
might have been all right Of dat mule
kicked me in dis direction; but he
didn't--hc kicked me de odder way! "
Lippincott's.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
MISSOURI NEWS
Enalneer Killed In Wreck.

Kansas Clty.-David Parish, engi-
neer was killed and two other persons
severely injured when westbound
Excelsior passenger train and an east
bound freight collided on the Wabash
railroad near Missouri City. Seventy
five passengers owe their safety II not
their lives to the presence of mind OF
Mrs. c, J. Luellen, wife OF Il miner,
who tagged both trains in time to give
the engineers an opportunity to re-
verse power and lessen the impact
when the locomotives came together.
Three hundred yards west of the
Wabash station at Missouri City the
railroad operates a coal mine and
chutes where engines are supplied. A
frame chute extends over the track at
this point. The passenger train had
left the station and was approaching
the coal chutes.
Mrs. Lucllen, from n knoll a hun
drcd feet away. observed the passen.
ger train and also the freight coming
in the opposite direction. Before eth.
or engineer was aware of the danger
the woman ran with great speed TO the
tracks and waved warning. Both en-
gineers acted instantly, hut too late to
prevent the collision.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
Here's a Good One.

A friend OF mine told me of n curl.
GUS experience. lie was carefully
stalking a big bull elephant in large
herd. when they got his wind. and n
big COW elephant charged him He
jumped behind large tree as the
elephant reached him, and, being un.
able to stop herself in time, the Gle
plant drove her tusks with such force
into the tree that they snapped OF
close to her head The elephant was
stunned for moment. but luckily
turned and galloped after the fast re.
treating herd, leaving him the posses.
sor Of some so pounds OF ivory. valued
at about S250--Circle Magazine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
An Irish Bull.

After Boyle Roche's famous bird
comes the County Cork veterinary sur.
manway rural council member OF
that body complained of the inatten.
ton of the official veterinary surgeon.
There was" the rural councillor ex.
planned, "a case of swine fever in this
place recently, and, though the doc.
tor got the order to so there, he
never turned up until the following
Tuesday, and even then it was an.
other man who came to represent
him"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
WHAT WERE THEY THERE FOR
Reporters Seemingly SuperfIuous
Question as to Happenings at
Cabinet Meetings.

Postmaster General Meyer is OF q
serious turn Of mind, but he has a bit
OF humor in his makeup, nevertheless
Being looked upon as the shrewdest
politician in the presidents cabinet, he
Is the objective point for newspaper
correspondents on cabinet days.
Last week as Mr.. Meyer emerged
from the White House a newspaper
man asked:
Mr. Postmaster General, can't you
give us some news about the cabinet
meetings?'
There really is nothing to say" re.
piled the cabinet officer. We dis.
cussed nothing Of especial impor.
lance
DO you mean to say you did not
discuss politics. the newspaper man
qucried.
The postmaster general burst into
laughter. When he recovered his us.
ual serenity he said:
DO you suppose we were all muz,
zled?"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
An Anatomical Wonder.

Senator Beveridge was criticislne
the ludicrous speeches OF a certain up
right but hot-headed congressman.
He does make queer blunders,
doesn't he?" said Senator Beveridge.
Have you heard about his latest?
We'll, IL seems that constituent,
visiting him recently, complained of
the shabbiness of pair OF ink.
stained crash trousers that he had on.
IA man of your position, said the
constituent, reproachfully, ought 70
wear handsomer trousers than those.
"The congressman. offended, an.
swcred reproachfully:
My trousers may be shabby, but
they cover warm and honest heart "
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-07-08
Lazy Men Power Generators.

Learned Justice Belts of Kingston
y. Y, says Lazy men have n right
to live Our lazy men are our most
potent. History shows that as a rule
with rules exceptions, our greatest
men had either indolent or shiftless
fathers, as fathers of Shakespeare
Lincoln. Napoleon. Bismarck and other
worthless indicate. On the other hand,
great mems children are few and
far between. Power in lazy man is
accommodating, as in coiled spring,
but the great man has little or nothing
left for offspring New York Times.