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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Trick OF The Trade.

Great Scott, mani" cried the ex-
asperated guest in the hotel dining
room. That squeaky photograph is
the limit of all limits. Why, people
can't remain at the table few min
utes while it is playing"
''Ah, that is little joke of mine,
explained the suave proprietor.
''That phonograph is great saver"
'In what way?"
"Why, it gets on the nerves of
the diners and they have to leave
the table without even waiting for
dessert. If the squeaky phonograph
's down I'm going to put in
Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
One Way OF Routing A Bore.

Martin Beck, the well-known vaude-
vile impresario, was talking in the
smoke-room of the Mauritania about
bores.
Dash, tie steel man." said Mr..
Beck, has a short way with bores.
One tackled him last month on the
piazza of an Atlantic City hotel
talked straight ahead to him for
thirty minutes about grand opera.
Dash, the instant there came a
pause, said earnestly:
"I tell you, sir, there's no lobs-
tiers like Maine lobsters.'
1.-The bore started.
No doubt he said; no doubt.
But what has that got to do with
what 1 was talking about?'
Dash heaved a yawn.
"'By the way he said, what
were you talking about?' Wash
ington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
REST LIFE FOR THE CHILD.

1t would be unfair to things as they
are to say that either country life or
city life is the ideal condition for chill
dren. A firm physical basis should
be sought for, and the child brought
up in the town is so surrounded by
prohibitions and restrictions that this
is less easily within his grasp than
within that of his country cousin.
Narrow streets with thronged side
walks overhung by skyscraping build
ings, crowded thoroughfares where
public and private conveyances pass
to and fro all day long, and police
men at every corner forbiddins
wholesome play, make against the.
most healthful conditions for the
child of the town. This assertion
does not, of course, apply to the
broad avenue and the stately man
sion. This child spends at least half
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
FOOD QUESTION
Settled With Perfect Satisfaction by
Dyspeptic.

It's. not an easy matter to satisfy
all the mem bers of the family at meal
time. as: every housewife knows.
/ .,.:And when the husband has dyspep-
STA. and can't, eat the simplest ordi-i
nary food: without causing trouble,
the food question. becomes. doubly
: annoyipg:. :'.r '...
An. Illinois WON an writes:
my husbands: health was poor he
haa no APPETITE for Ething.I could
-get.for him. tt seemed -. ::
.';,.''fIe was hardly able to. work. was
tak.tag neaitihe:- CONTINUALLY, and as
Soon as he would feel better would
go to work again, only to give.pp ina
REV weeks. He suffered sevetery'with
stomach trouble.
Tired of everything l had been
able to get for him to eat, one day
seeing an advertisement about Grape
Nuts, | got some and he tried it for
breakfast the next morning.
1--WE all thought 1t was pretty good,
although we had no idea of using it
! regularly. But when my husband
SdluS at AC dShSu I'LL
Grape-Nuts.
at was the same next day, and I
had to get it right along, because
when we would get to the table the
question, Have you any Grape-Nuts?'
was regular thing. So I began to
buy it by the dozen pkgs.
my husbands health began to i'm
prove right along. l sometimes felt
offended when I'd make something I
thought he would like for change,
and still hear the same old question,
Have you any Grape-Nuts?'
''He got so well that for the last
two years he has hardly lost a day
from his work, and we are still using
| GrapeNuts." Read the book, The
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's
a Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Church For Every 20.

Bates City, pretty little village
in Missouri, has more churches in
proportion to the number of it's in
habitants than any other place in
the world The population of the
village is 100, and there are five
churches within it's limits.
For several years only four church
es were there, but the fifth was com
pleted recently. The new church
was built by the reorganized Latter
Day Saints.
The other denominations which
have churches in Bates City are the
Presbyterian, Southern Methodist,
Baptist and Christian.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
REASONS FOR THE MANICURE.

What is the advantage of being
particular about ones finger nails?
Because to be anything else is sign
Of great unrefnement? Yes. but
there is another reason that is too
often neglected.
The possibilities of conta5ion
through uncared for nails Is rarely
thought OF, yet it is more than a pos
sihility, as many cases of disease are
directly traceable to the hands.
Every one should keep an orange
wood stick about her, and the nails
should be cleaned each time the hands
are washed. This, in cities, is neces-
sary, in the interest of ordinary clean
illness, but even in non-sooty COM
munitfes- it is hygienic precaution.
If one has been in contact with the
sick, the utmost care Of the nails is
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

winner of the acknowledgements
prize-an electric battery.
A woman from far off Cavite, in
the Philippines, Miss Olive Salaman-
ca, carried off the Agnes B. Robin
son-Mesner prize in anatomy, given
on competitive examination to a stu
dent of the second year at the Phila-
delphia Woman's Medical College.
Miss Ethel Das, who comes from Fe-
rozepore, a town in the foothills Of
the Himalayas, near Lapore, is anoth-
er member of the class. Both
of these young women will go back
to their native countries to practice
medicine.-NewY York Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Metric system To Date.

"Now, children" announced tn
austere instructor in advanced arith
metic, "you will recite in unison tn
table of values"
"Ten mills make a trust.
"Then trusts make a combine.
s'Ten combines make a merger.
"Ten mergers make magnate.
zone magnate makes the money.
Wall Street Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
MUNYON'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT
YOUR SERVICE FREE.
Not a Penny to Pay For the Fullest
Medical Examination.

"a If you are in doubt as to the cause
of your disease mail us postal re-
uuesting amedical examination blank,
which you will fill out and return to
US. Our doctors will carefully dag
nose your case, and if you can be
cured you will be told so; if you can
not be cured you will be told so. You
are not obligated to us in any way;
this advice is absolutely free; you are
at liberty to take our advice or not as
you see fit Send to-day for medi-
cal examination blank, fill out and
return to us as promptly as possible,
and our eminent doctors wilt diagnose
your case thoroughly absolutely free.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson Sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

scanty and my head was sore and dir
zy. 1 used Doan's Kidney Pills on
the advice of friend, found COM
plete relief in time, and two years
have now passed without sign Of
Kidney trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co.; Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Both Necessary.

Little Fannie was very fond of gra-
ham bread. One morning she was
teasing her mother to make some, but
was told that she would have to wait
a little while, as there was no sour
milk in the house. 20 mother" she
cried, Il do hope that some day we
can keep two COWS, sour cow and a
good one "-Delineator.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
So 1t Was!

Carrie, aged four, and Jimmie, a
year older, were making mud pies.
ME am going to have a cherry pie"
remarked Jimmie. Me ami
scorned Carrie, that's funny way
to say L are!' "-Delineator.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Mombasa to Raise Sheep.

A consignment of 5000 sheep was
recently brought to Mombasa from
Cape Colony. The sheep are South
African merinos from various fiocks,
and were especially selected for
breeding purposes.-New York Com
mercial.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Fishery.

If when you fish for compliments,
You find you catching none;
No longer wait, but change YOU
bait,
And bait your hook with one.
Philadelphia Record.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
just As Good.

She-Oh, George, you've broken
your promise.
The Cheerful One-Never mind,
dearie! I'll make you another!-
Comic Cuts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

The U. S. Government has bought 25
Gross $1,000 boxes of Rough on Rats to
send to the Panama Canal Zone, because
it does the work. The old reliable that
never fails. The unbeatable exterminator.
15c, 25c., 75c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
Well Satisfied.

Wall, Judson, how did you make
out with yeour summer borders?"
asked the tall pumpkin on the fence.
oval, tolerable," drawled the old
farmer. "Three of them were art
lists, so I got them to paint the
barn, and the two that skipped board
ran away with two of my homely
daughters, so I can't kick, be gosh"
Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

six months. They
called it Bright's dis
ease. My limbs were
swollen so badly I
had to keep to the
house for nine
months. The urine
was thick, passages
were frequent and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

With Crumbs.-Separate the yolks and whites OF
eggs and beat the yoks thoroughly adding pepper
and salt. cupul of bread crumbs and soak IN
milk in sufficient milk just to cover the bread
When the absorbed all the milk add it to the
beaten yoks, putting milk that possibly re-
main Whip up the whites of the eggs and stir in lightly
slowly and turn the pan as you would an Or
dnorr naelet
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

No matter how long your neck may be
or how sore your throat, Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure it surely and quickly. 1t
drives out all soreness and inflammation.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
For COLDS and GIRL

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-cures
the Cold and restores normal condltl0ns. ~
6Oc at drug stores
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR
Seemed Imminent-Scalp Was Very
Scaly and Hair Came Out by Hand
fuls-Scalp Cleared and New
Hair Grown by Cuticura.


Hair Grown by Cuticura.
about two years ago I was troubled
with my head being scaly. Shortly after
that I had an attack of typhoid fever and
I was out of the hospital possibly two
months when I first noticed the loss Of
hair, my scalp being still scaly. started
to use dandruff cures to no effect whatever.
had actually lost hope of saving any hair
at all. could brush it off my coat by the
handful. I was afraid to comb it. But
after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and
nearly box of Cuticura Ointment, the
change was surprising. My scalp is now
clear and healthy as could be and my hair
thicker than ever, whereas had my mind
made up to be bald. w. T. Steese, 5sl2
Broad St., Pittsburg, Penn, May 7 and
81, 'Os." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies. Boston. Mass.
Trees bearing wild oranges have
grown wild along Floida swam2s for
hundreds of years.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

Among the products of this years
codfishing in Norway are $4,000 bar
rels of cod liver oil.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

Canada has 20 wireless stations,
and new wireless service is being es-
tablished between Prince Rupert and
Vancouver.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrupfor Children
ton. aIlays pain, cures wind collie, 25ca bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

The annual production of wool in
Australia amounts to about $125,-
100000,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar coated, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

London's underground tubes have
a total length of las miles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

John H. Trube, 342 Harva t.,
Youngstown, Ohio, says: I'm 81. of
three different doctors l was getting
worse, and was told l couldn't live
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's liquid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it, 1Oc.. 25c, and Soc at drug
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

England imported from Argentina
in 1907 nearly $21,O0O,O0O worth of
fresh beef and $11,472,345 worth of
fresh mutton.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

An airship of the Zeppelin typ
costs $150,000 to contruct.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

The Swedish government is seri-
ously consideringly the establishment
of a tobacco monopoly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
SOUR STOMACH

ST used Cascarets and feel like new
man. 1 have been a sufferer from dys-
persia and sour stomach for the last two
years. have been taking medicine and
other drugs, but could find no relief only
for a short time. will recommend
Cascarets to my friends as the only thing
for Indigestion and sour stomach and to
keep the bowels in good condition.
They are very nice to eat. -
Harry Stuckley, Mauch Chunk, Pa.
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
10c 25c Soc Never sold in bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped c Z. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. go
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

The life of an eight-inch gun is
about 200 rounds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

India and Ceylon supply seven
eighths of the worlds tea.
B. N. U. AZ.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15

I'd a Swedish car
: blinds On the
During the day
-@ked after
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
PUTNAM ADELES DYES

1 % Write aS a s SRs soR Ss sssh aS @
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-10-15
d Youngstown Man Dis.
the Pessimists.

.ADA
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11
NOTICE.
r,u,, cco,land G nall

To Ed. Fallon, Scotland, 5. Oak.
You are hereby notified that on the 18th day
of November, A. d. 1906. the following des-
crIbed piece or parcel of Real Estate, taxed in
the name Of Ed. Fallon and situated in the
County of Bon Homme, state of South Dakota
as follows; Lot Number Eleven QD in block
number Four O) situated in South Scotland,
Scotland, South Dakota, was sold for taxes
then due and delinquent for the year 1905, at
tax sale by the Treasurer Of said county to
Bon Homme County and was by said purcha-
ser duly assigned to Thomas Jirik who Is now
the lawful holder of the certificate OF pur-
chase. That said taxes then due and delin-
auent amounted to S2.96 and that subsequent
taxes to the amount of 81. 40 have been paid
with interest, penalty and costs accrued, max
Ing total amount necessary to redeem $3.50
and in addition tn r to, the cost Of service OF
this notice, together with such interest as may
accrue after this date, must be paid, and that
the right of redemption will expire and a deed
for said land be made within sixty days from
the completed service of this notice.
THOMAS JIRIK,
N11-25 Owner of said Sale Certificate,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11
Academy Notes.

There are still a few OF the child
rem out of school on account OF
corn husking or some such occupa
ton. 1t is indeed sad to think
that such good parents as we have
in this vicinity would be guilty Of
such indifference in regard to the
education of their children. These
young folks can work on the farm
for fifty years it it is necessary,
but in one tenth OF that time they
will consider themselves too old
or two big to 60 to school. So
parents should be very careful
and try to have their children in
school during those precious years
of childhood for they are not able
to do the heavy farm work some
times imposed on them. There is
at present one-hundred twenty pu
pills registered but this number
should be larger.
Mr.. Muller of White Lake, S,
d. visited the class rooms and
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11
Announcement

| hereby announce to the public
that | have purchased the harness
business of JOS. Hubal and will
conduct it in the future with a
full line Of harness goods, blan-
kets, whips. etc, etc. The store
will be opened only in the after
noon each day. l also wish to an
nounce that all business will be
STRICTLY CASH, which sys-
tenn will enable me to sell goods
a little cheaper than others who
sell on time. Jas. G. Bouska.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

A corn huSkel'S dance will be
given by the Tabor band in the
Michel hall Saturday, November
I3. The prizes will be: For the
largest and heaviest gear Of corn
81 and free dance ticket; for the
~largestear, 81 and free dance tic
ket; for the thickest free dance
ticket. A cordial invitation is ex
tended to all to attend.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

We have a complete line of de-
mension stuff up to 10 feet in
lenght on hand all the time. All
8 and 10 foot lengths at SO per
thousand; all IL to 10 feet at SIS
per thousand. Lengths ranging
from IS 20 p "a feet we cut to
order at $40 per thousand. J. l..
Queen, route .. FL
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

registry was established July I,
1855, with a fee Of S cents. This
was raised to IS cents in 1869, re-
duced to 8 cents in 1874, raised to
10 cents in 1875, and reduced to 8
cents in 1858.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

lanes d. Elliott has been ap-
pointed general attorney and coun
selor for the Milwaukee railroad
for the North and South Dakota.
Mr. Elliot will move to Aberdeen
where he will have his main office.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

We request all our debtors to
please settle their accounts by
December IS, 1909 We need the
money to make a final adjustment
of all matters. All accounts after
that day will be given to a collec-
tor. Skorpik & Kulis.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

An auction sale will be held in
Tabor November 20, 1909, at
which the farm property of V J.
Noll will be sold, including 7 hor-
SEES. farm machinery and other ar
ticles. See bills for particulars.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

Lost, a female coach dog. A
liberal reward for its return. F.
O. Pctrik.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

Sister M. Adalberta and Sister
M. Patricia visited with friends at
Lesterville on Saturday ard re-
turned Sunday morning.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

In accordance with an order by
Frank II Hitchcock, postmaster
general, all the postofices Of the
United States, beginning Novem-
Der /, will charge 10 cents for re-
Clustering letters and packages in
stead OF 8. At the same time the
indemnity limit will be raised
from us to $50. The charge has
been raised because the govern
ment has been losing money by
registering letters and packages
at 8 cents each. The system of
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

seemed to enjoy being in thu
midst of so many young students.
Mr.. J. Veniter Of Yankton visit
ed friends at the school,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

A shoemaker in Pennsylvania
has found a cheap chemical mix
ture that m Ike ashes burn like
coal. The mixture is one pound
of common salt, two ounces of o.
xalic acid and one gallon of wa
ter. Three parts of ashes and one
of coal are mixed and wet with
the above and fed into the furnace
and the result is a more intense
heat at about one-half the cost.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1909-11-11

Tyndall Tribune - los. Krejci
has leased the Tyndall Roller
mills and has taken possession
and is now ready to care for all
customers Of that institution. Mr..
Krejci has had about twenty years
of experience in milling South Da
kota wheat and has the reputation
of being one of the best millers in
the state. He is thoroughly &C
quanted with needs of the mill
customers and il is a matter OF
congratulatlon to all concerned
that he has taken charge OF the in
stitution. He expects to begin
running full time Immediately and
patrons of the mill will now have
their wants promptly cared for.
The independent-reporter., 1909-12-30
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