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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28

Disregarding a printed warning.
burglar was killed by a spring gun
in Kentucky store. There Is no
room for a burglar these days
who isn't able to read and write.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28

Washington woman sent for a
messenger boy to button her dress
up the back, but the dispatches do
not state how she got out of the
dress.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28
STILL LOYAL 10 THE BEAN

toni?
-Tdyi throwing the of
pork"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28
Josh WISE-SAYS:

Ser one who runs down others,
tn ortomobilist is strangely re-
Iuctant ter blow his own horn"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28

Japan is certainly availing itself
of its prerogatives as big brother
to China. 1t is taking away one
stick of candy after another.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28

c. B. & @. railroad now carries
bibles in its trains. Probably as
"a spiritual aid for those who are
going to Chicago.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28

Spread broken crackers and
small pieces of bread on a broad
pan and place in warm oven until
dried, but not Drowned. Cool, and
put through grinder and keep in
glass jar for escalloped and bread
ed dishes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-08-28

Clean brass candlesticks with a
paste made of powdered pumice
and alcohol, by dipping the brush
first in the pumice and then in
the alcohol. Polish with chamois
skin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
The
Book
Wanted Al the Facts.


When the policeman told Patrick
Collins that he was before the court
Mr.. Collins felt his way to the rail and
stood there. his hands upon II. His
head was completely wrapped in band
ages. Just one little peek hole was
left. through which a CLEAN Of light
penetrated to the inner Collins. He
turned his head sidewise. like a bat
tered and very dissolute robin. and
peered at the magistrate. You are
charged with disorderly conduct. Col
Inns" said the court.
II know it," Mr.. Collins was under
stood to humble. II want to be held
for trial"
"You-want - to- be - held - for
trial?" gasped the court. why not
plead guilty now, pay a dollar hne and
20 away freeT'
Mop" said Collins, straining Ian
guage through the cloths. mop.
wanta be tried"
And In the name Of common sense
why?" asked the court.
Because" said Collins through his
swollen lips, 1.-THE last I can remember
was when was standing peaceful-like
on a corner. Then the next thing I
can remember two doctors were sew
ing me together, 80 I wouldn't fall
apart before got to court. I want to
be tried and hear the stories Of the
witnesses. That's the only way III
ever find out what came or"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
SOOTHING WASH
CURES ECZEMA
Oil Of Wintersreen Compound Soiv,s
Vexlng Medical Problem.

One of the most vexing problems
in all medicine appears at last to
have been solved by the most simple
wintergreen properly compounded
with thymol, glycerine and other mild
healing liquids. tones up the healthy
skin while killing and ultimately re-
moving the eczema germs.
This compound known as D. D. D..
Prescription, has now SO thoroughly
proven it's efficiency that druggists
recommend it unhesitatingly.
The Sheriff of Franklin Co, Frank
fort, Ky, Mr.. w. II. Graham, writes:
My twelve-year-old daughter had
been suffering with an aggravated
form of Eczema for more than two
years. We had her under the care If
the best physicians here. Upon get
ting no relief. we were induced to
try D. D. D. Prescription.
She was entirely relieved. 1t has
now been more than one year since
she ceased the use of the Remedy. and
no sign of the trouble has appeared"
We recommend D. d. d. Prescrip-
ton to all sufferers from eczema.
For sale by all druggists.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
CUT OUT CARES.
Take Life Easy 10 Pleasant Advice g
the Tired.

Take Life Easy 10 Pleasant Advice .
tho Tired.
Priscilla Prim says that it is by the
process Of elimination that sensible
housekeepers manage to get their work
done and have little time for leisure
and to do outside things. In the olden
days, when a woman's life was entirely
centered in her home. she could afford
perhaps to spend undue time in nom
essentials. Today she cannot.
She now has other interests besides
home affairs, and, while the family
and home should not be neglected in
the least, yet neither should outside
matters. which develop. broaden and
give her an entire change Of thought.
1t may be the club or lectures or
other things-it doesn't matter SO
much what. SO long as she is getting
relaxation and something worth while.
The only normal way for a housekeep-
er to have leisure is by elimination.
Perhaps all your life you have felt
it was necessary to have q dessert
every night for dinner. Drop it &C.
casionally and take the time you would
have fused with pie or pudding and
read or do something you like
1t isn't necessary. either to dust be-
hind every picture and on top Of every
high piece of furniture just at stated
intervals in each week. Forget about
it once in awhile
Ii you are going to have a little
luncheon. eliminate all unnecessary
courses and change OF dishes-things
that would tire you out and keep you
from enjoying it. Your guests will re-
spect and admire you for your courage
There are women SO cut and dried in
the habits of hcusecleaning that when
the calendar points to such a date In
the spring. no matter II It's below zero
or excessively hot for the season, the
house Is ripped up from garnet to eel
lar and the ordeal commences It's a
great thing to be elastic in these rIat-
tiers and be able to eliminate some
cares.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
Put It to the Test.

Once a churn man with q. improved
churner had held the attention Of a
Michigan farmers wife for some time.
He told her Of the wonders of the ap-
paratus and how it would make from
a pound and a half to two pounds
more Of butter than any other churn
Of its size.
IF you don't mind I will bring one
around tomorrow and show you" said
he when he saw that she was interest
ed, and she told him 1t would be all
right. He came with the churn, and
after putting In the fluid he churned
for an hour or more. and then when
he opened it there was no butter in
sight.
1T can't be the fault of the churn.
1t must be the cream. What did you
put In therer' he asked.
That's the buttermilk from yester.
days churning. wanted to see you
get the other pound and a half Of but.
ter out Of it," replied the sharp house.
wife.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

home towns. Mr. Paul Furnas of In
dianapolis. Mr.. Payne Comstock OF
Noblesville. Mr.. Rupert Stanley of
Carthage, Ind. Miss Ethel Dunlop of
Lewisville, Mr.. Lester Hayworth OF
Spiceland and Miss Florence Maple
were among those who returned yes
terday.
Mr.. Stanley Schaeffer is spending
his spring vacation with his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Christian Schaeffer at
MIR. Schaeffer attends Indiana univer-
sity.
y = =
Mr. Otto w. Jones and Miss Bertha
Miller were married Saturday by the
Rev. ]. o. Campbell, at his home, ia
North Sixth street. Mr.. and Mrs.
Jones will reside in Arlington.
- y =
Miss Olive Wilcox entertained with
a very pretty dinner company Sunday
evening at her home near Chester
The guests from Richmond were Miss
Mary Dundon, Miss Katherine Riley,
Miss Blanche Mulholland, Miss Louise
Feltz and Miss Opal Sells.
= - Is
Mrs. Frank Ernest was pleasantly
surprised by party of friends and
relatives who came masqued. The at
fair was in honor of her birthday ami.
versary. She received some very pref.
ty presents. The guests were Mr.. and
Mrs. John Sells. Mr.. and Mrs. Earl
Ferris. Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Helms
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbur Sells, Miss Opal
and Miss Ruth Sells, Mrs. Lydia
Dingley. Miss Blanche Null holland
Mr. Otto Lantz, Russell, Kenneth and
HELEN Sells. De Marias Helms and
Malcolm Ernest.
Rev. and Mrs. J. O. Campbell have
gone to Greenfield, Ind, to attend the
Methodist conference.
s. > = -
Miss Bowers and Miss Aisle Bee
son attended party last evening in
Centerville given at the home of Mr.
Walter McConaha.
- - =
The members of the Earlham Alum
nae club gave a matinee party and
luncheon Saturday afternoon. The
guests included the Misses Edna Clay
Elizabeth Wilson. Agnes Hunt, Elsa
Bertermann, Winifred Trueblood
Mary and Bertha Hollowell. Martha
Furnas, Lillian Henry. Bertha and
Helen Carter, Evelyn Bishop and
Alice Hill.-1ndianapolis Star.
Miss Alice Hill, daughter of Mrs
Gertrude Hill of this city is teacher
in the Indianapolis schools.
- - -
Miss Ethel A. Thomas and Miss
Dora Wallace of Milton who attends
Indiana University will be the house
guests of Miss Louise Ford of Indiana
polls over Sunday. Miss Ford is a
former resident of this city.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
CLUB NOTES

About forty women were present at
the Guest day" meeting which was
observed Monday afternoon by the
Magazine club at the home Of Mrs. E.
G. Hibberd on North Ninth street. The
guests hidden to enjoy the hospitality
of the club were representative mem
bers of the clubs of this city. A spe-
occasion.
A paper on Natural Gas Fields in
Louisiana" was read in a pleasing
manner by Mrs. Joseph Kinsey. Mrs.
Erie Reynolds read short story
which was followed by several solos
rendered by Mrs. Joseph H. Mills. The
members of the Magazine club respond
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

In the trial Of a negro for horse
stealing the judge asked the prisoner:
"Have you any defensey"
ANY er de Tense. sub? No. sub.
didn't take de fence. De fence wuzn't
what l wux after"
Il mean," explained the Judge. have
you any one to represent your
mo, sub. I did vote fer Marse VIII
liam fer representative. but he made
such q po' shown in de legislator dat
dey TUNED him down wen he axed ter
60 back"
"You seem to be a hard headed fel-
low" remarked the Judge.
"Yes, sub. Mistah Judge. You right
erbout dat. Ef I hadn't err been 90
had headed wouldn't q stole dat
hoss."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
Veatiiate Aaineoats.

Ii the rafnccae proves too overheaf-
ing, circular row Of hutsonholed eye
lets may be worked under the arm and
second row ON the under section OF
the sleeve. Ii kept far enough under.
there will be little danger of their
showing. and they VIII 10 the venti.at-
ing act successfully.
The excessive closeness Of the rain.
coat Is distressing whether worn with
4 coat or without one
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

day at her home on South Eighteenth
street. Mrs George r. Williams was
given the favor. A luncheon followed
the game. Mrs. Clarence Gennett will
entertain the club in two weeks.
The members of a thimble club were
entertained yesterday afternoon by
Miss Roberts at her home on North
Eleventh street. Needlework and So
cial conversation were features of the
afternoon. Refreshments were served.
Meeting art held each week.
- - =
An entertainment will be given
Wednesday evening in the Pythian
temple by the Pythian Sisters. A
small admission few will be asked. The
program will begin promptly at eight
O'Clock. All are invited to be pres
ent.
= r =
Mrs. Richard Study will be hostess
for a meeting of a Wednesday Whist
club this week, at her home on South
Thirteenth street.
Mrs Barnes will entertain the Penny
club Wednesday afternoon at her
home on Fort Wayne avenue. The
meeting will be called at two O'Clock.
- = -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

Miss Edna Bayer was pleasantly
surprised last evening by a number OF
her friends who came masqued. The
function was given to celebrate Miss
Bayer's birthday anniversary. The
guests presented very striking ap-
pearance attired In their old-fashioned
costumes. Games, music and dancing
were features OF the evening. Later
dainty luncheon in several courses
was served to the guests. The dining
room was prettily decorated with
spring flowers and ferns. Those bid
den to enjoy the affair We're Miss Ali
da Swain. Miss Lenora Wickemeyer,
Miss Ellen Swain. Miss Viola Wicke.
meyer, Miss Muriel Bartel Miss
Grace Smith. Miss Ethel Marlatt and
Miss Mary Peltz.
A dinner company was given last
evening by Miss Mable Hasemeier at
her home on South Seventh street, in
honor of Miss Mable Kuhn who will
leave Thursday for Butler college,
where she will attend school this
spring. The table was attractively
appointed with candelabra. Places
We're arranged for the following
guests Miss Muriel Self, of Dayton, O..
Miss Mable Keller. Miss Ethel Schep.
man, Miss Mable Kuhn, Miss Mildred
Kuhn. Miss Ruth Bartel and Miss
Pearl Atkinson. After dinner Hearts
Dice was played by the guests. The
affair was most delightful and was
one of the numerous social events Civ.
en- recently for Miss Kuhn.
- = =
Mr.. ]. s. Harris went to Indianapo
lis today to attend meeting of the
directors of the State Sunday School
association. The directors with Presi
dent Hall and State Treasurer w. II
Elvin will be entertained to a six
O'Clock dinner this evening at the
home of the Rev. E. w. Halpenny
state secretary. Mr.. and Mrs. Halpen
ny will be assisted in entertaining by
Mr.. and Mrs. George Burnt.
* y -
Miss Muriel Self of Dayton, o..
formerly of this city, who has been
the house guest of Miss Mable Kuhn
and Miss Mildred Kuhn of South Thir.
teenth street has returned home.
- - -
Miss Esther Besselman and Miss
Halcey Harold are guests of friends
and relatives in Indianapolis.
- = -
Mrs Ben Bartel has returned from
visit with her mother in Martins
vile. Mrs. Huff will leave Thursday
for California where she will visit for
some time.
- =
Spring vacation Is over for students
who are attending Earlham college
and now they come flocking back
after few days rest. 1t is very
doubtful though of this short respite
might really be called rest as mum
her of social functions are usually Civ.
en- by their friends in their respective
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
No Wonder He Hit Him,

Two neighbors in Missouri village
were arrested for fighting and brought
to court. The judge asked the assail-
ant to tell his story.
"Jedge." he said, I'VE war a-playin'
of seven up, seven p'ints t tn game.
two bits on the corner had bin los
in all day. ledge. an had up my last
two bits.
Il dole the kyards. He war two. an
1 war six. He begged. an I gin him
one. He dang his queen. an I played
my tray fur low lie fang his king.
an played my ten. He fang his ace,
an played my jack. and then. jedge-
then he fang bis deuce. an hit him. :"
Saturday Evening Post.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
The Workers..

The other peoples business man per-
sisted in trying to extract information
from prosperous looking elderly man
next him in the Pullman smoker.
How many people work in your
Officer" he asked.
Oh said the elderly man. getting
up and throwing away his cigar. 81
should say. at rough guess. about
two-thirds Of em."-Everybody's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
II Saved His Lea.

'.All thought I'd lose my leg
writes J. A. Swenson. Watertown.
Wis, Ten years Of eczema, that Is
doctors could not cure, had at last
laid me up. Then Bucklen's Arnica
Salve cured it sound and we'll" In.
fallible for Skin Eruptions. Eczema.
Salt Rheum, Boils. Fever Sores. Burns.
Scalds. Cuts and Piles. Csc at A. @.
Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
Planoon's Criticism

Vb0UO0u NbtSuOs0tvs
Edouard de Reszke, the distingulsned
basso. when he sang with the Metro
politan Opera company was about the
hardest worked man In the troupe. for
he had many calls upon his voice and
sang at nearly every performance.
Pol Plancon. the great French basso.
also a member Of the company. sang
less than half ~ often and marveled
at the way De Resske stood the work.
One night when both were to sing In
Romeo and juliet" Plancon. clad In
the gorgeous robes Of CapuIet. strobe
into De Reszke's dressing room and.
casing at him with disdain. exclaimed:
you. my friend-you are not q
singer; you are . horsew-New York
Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
The Grip Of Gold.

Gold. gold. gold. gold,
Bright and yellow. hard and cold.
Molten, craven. hammered and rolled :
Heavy to get and light to hold:
Hoarded. bArtered. bought and sold,
Stolen, borrowed. squandered, doled:
Spurned by the young. but Rugged BY
the old
To the very verge Of tho churchyard
mold;
Price Of many q crime untold
Gold. gold, gold. gold!
Good or bad a thousandfold.
Thomas Hood.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
No Malice.

A New York policeman. an Irishmar,
shortly after his appointment to the
force found himself compelled to ar
rest an old friend who had been dining
bit freely. Resistance to the arrest
met with a clubbing.
"Shure. this amt no way to treat
IN old frird," said the unfortunate
one.
1T amt that l hate We. CASSIDY"
said the oficer but simply that
have tn authority--Harper Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
The Divinity Of Man.

The divinity Of man Is indeed won
mighty soul. but how much more 50
IS II In the humble and common enc.
and how far greater a thing Is Il to
discern and reverence 1t there!-James
Russell Lowell.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

Tommy (who had just been chastised
by his father)-Mamma. was Adam the
first man?
Mamma-Yes, Tommy.
Tommy-Didn't he have any papa?
Mamma-Of course not.
Tommy-Gee. but he was lucky
Chicago News.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

Madge-What Is the object OF haxlnu
In cOllegef Marjoric-I guess It's 20
teach the boys brutality for use In The
football games.-Puck.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30
CITY IN BRIEF
Water bills due April LIST.
c9-lM

Barber-Try bottle OF this prepare
ton. sir. Splendid thing for badness
Customer-Don't doubt II. but I've got
all the badness want. thank you.
Water bills due April LIST. 29-lOt
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

Easy to buy, easy to try, the best
wholesome, appetizing breakfast is
Mrs. Austin's famous pancakes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-03-30

Mrs. Austin's famous pancakes
mako a hearty. wholesome breakfast
Fresh supply now at your grocers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-07

Miss Ruby Knowltou, The guests were
Mrs. \. J. Meagher of Nernal, Mrs. L.
NJ Snow, Miss Ray Campbell, Miss
Mary Young. Mrs. William Keyting.
Mrs. Walter J. Poulton and Mrs. Fred
Davidson.
Mrs. William Il. Sibley and Miss
con Saturday, followed by a matinee
party at the Orpheum.
Miss Edythe Dean entertained for
Miss Kate Walters at bundle shower
Friday evening. Refreshments were
served and the evening spent in games
and music. The prizes were won by
Miss Kate Walters and Amatta Green.
Miss Mary Young entertained at a
luncheon in honor of Mrs. Lulu K.
Snow Friday afternoon. The decora-
tons were In pink roses.
Mr. and Mrs. W. r. Ashby leave for
Los Angeles and San Francisco today
to visit friends. Miss Jessie Naomi
Ashby is visiting in Park City.
x
Miss Charlotte Chantron entertained
thirty Of her friends at her home on
South state street Thursday evening
The evening was spent playing games,
after which refreshments were served.
Prizes were won by Miss Mae Kane
and Miss Margaret Finegan. Miss
Chantron was assisted By Mrs. Hall
and Miss Kane.
Mrs. Lily c. wolstenhoime enter
tanned on Friday evening at a musicale,
followed by a Dutch supper, when DR..
MOTbest's piano selections were the es-
peciai feature Of the program. Mrs.
Isaac Russell and Mrs. Alma c. Clay
ton rendered some vocal numbers also.
which were much enjoyed.
= Z K
Mrs. J. c. Bovring entertained at a
delightful supper Tuesday evening in
honor Of the seventeen birthday of
Mrs. Ellen BOwring Black. The deco
rations were in red and green. and the
many friends Of the hOnored guest
Joined in good wishes for her future
birthdays. The guests were Mr.. and
Mrs Black, Mr.. and Mrs Charles Bow
ring, Jr-, Mr.. and Mrs. ". c. Bowring.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Bowring, Mr.. and
Mrs. Art Campbell of Ogden, Mr.. and
Mrs ". d. Bowring. Mrs. Fred Clark
of Ogden, w. J. Bowring. Mr. and Mrs.
Bert Bowring, Ir. and Mrs Harry
BowEing. Mr.. and Mrs T. Woodberry.
Mrs. Morris, Miss Kittie Bowring. Mr..
and Mrs. Eddie Smith. Mr. and Mrs.
Bassett, Mr.. and Mrs. Peterson. T. s.
BoWring. c. c. Bowring. Robert Camp
bell of Ogden. Miss June Campbell of
Ogden, jay Raleigh, Mr.. and Mrs. Hol-
ley Miss Phyllis Raleigh, Mr. and Mrs.
A. G. Mahon. Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Bow
ring OF Bingham. Miss Winnie BOwring.
Miss Nevada Bowring, Judge Frank
Bowring, Jack Bowring, Ben Bowring
and Eddie Smith, jr.
x X
Miss Bertha Van Norman of Denver
is in town visiting her cousin. Mrs n.
B. Dresser, at 391 Eighth East street.
MIR. and Mrs. G. II. Mcmahon have
moved to No. 81. Ritter apartments. on
B street and Second avenue.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1909-02-07
CURRENT EVENTS IN
SALT LAKE SOCIETY

The first large event of the week is
the charity card party to be given at
the Ladies Literary club on Tuesday
afternoon for the benefit of the Hospital
Aid society. The affair promises to be
a more elaborate one than any which
has preceded it, and the entire assOcia-
ton will act as reception committee.
Mrs. +. l. Oswald will have charge of
the tallies and scores and Mrs. j. A.
Reeves, as head of the prize committee.
promises some surprises in that line.
The various bridge clubs which meet
on that day will probably all play their
games there. except those from Fort
Douglas. Mrs. &. r. Pearsall has al
ready reserved several tables. and tables
may be retained with her till time for
the party Tuesday afternoon, The re-
freshments are in the hands of Mrs.
Warren Benjamin. Mrs. Edwin kimball
and Mrs. John Stuart Manley
x x X
Cards reached salt Lake friends yes
terday announcing the marriage in