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Commercial News
STOCK MARKET

None of the stock exchanges were in session
yesterday and all viii remain closed tonor-
row.
The Goldfeld Consolidated quarterly dividend
Of 80 cents declared at the directors meeting
i'm New York on Thursday, viii be paid July 81
to stock of record June 80 The ret pron.s
Of the company In April were S494.Oo0. and
the balance sheet Of May 15 showed a reserve
Of 81 73S GOO in cash bullion and concentrates
The Grouse creek mining company of SIS
kiyOu county has levied an assessment Of 10
cents. delinquent July g.
The Giant Powder Company Consolidated has
declared regular monthly dividend OF so cents
per share. payable June 10.
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but now / am 5S years young
Mr. H. +. Taft, Nicasio, Cal, says:
II do not know how I could have
lived if / had not received relief
from the rheumatism / suffered |
am 20 years of age and Electro
Vigor has made me feel as young
as I did at fifty
No matter where you live. I can
give you the name of some one near
you who has been cured by Electro
Vigor.
Pick ont the men who have used
!. Electro -Vigor and you will see men
of force. men of power and conf
dence, men who respect themselves
and are respected and admired by
their fellow men.
Electro-Vfgor is a device for in
fusing electricity into the body. II
renews the energy and activity of
every weak organ. 1t Increases
vitality and power and makes a
man of you in every way. No
chronic disease or weakness can ex-
ist where there is plenty of cleo
tricity.
Eisstro-yigor does not shock or
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san Francisco Bank Clearing.

sol. against SIS, ,40T o01 for the week in
1908. gain of SG.3T6. 794. or 25.1 per cent
year ago.
The cearings for the month of May were
Sl4p Sea, ,253, against $3.50 439 997 for May. 1905
an Increase of $40 459 25S or 14.9 per cent
The clearings for the first fiye months of the
rear were $I595l0 .656. against $3.50. 1ss. .454 for
the same period last year, gain Of SIS, ,33i ,202
or 11.6 per cent.
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GIVES DETAILS OF
THE SHIPWR[Ck
Passengers and Grew Spend so
Hours on Sun Baked Island
Before Rescue Comes

He Pacific c 0 a s I
steamship company's
steamer Curacao, Cap
tain Paulson, arrived
late yesterday after
noon from Mexican
ports with the usual
cargo of ore, turtles,
panoche and other
odds and ends of Mex
icon production and 20
passengers. Among the
latter was Captain
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Captain Who Lost Alamos Here to Buy New Ship

visit the office, where complete sets Of charts
and sailing directions of the world are kept at
hand for comparison and reference and the
latest information can always be obtained re-
garding lights, dangers to navigation and mat
tiers of interest to ocean commerce.
j. It. MCMILLAN.
Nautical Expert, in charge.
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Northern Bu.snes.

SEATTLE. May 29.-Clearings. $1-574,543;
balances. $266. .537.
anceS. $T4.1SS.
TACOMA. May as.-olearings. 81. .oO4. 7os. bal
ances. S13S 94S
PORTLAND. May %. .-cIearings. ss14.oss:
balances $50 $50.
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Army Transports

Army Transports
The Logan is in port.
The Crook is in port.
The Buford is In port.
The Sherman is in port.
The Warren is at Manila.
The Fitzpatrick left Manila May 1, bound
to New York. via SueZ.
The Thomas sailed May 10 from Manila and
from Nsgasaki May 90
The Dix. from Manila for Seattle. arrived
May IA at Honolulu.
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trated with photos of fully developed
men and women, showing how 1t is
applied
This book tells in plain language
many things YOU want TO know. and
gives lot of good. wholesome ad-
vice for men.
If you can't call. I'll send the
book. prepaid. free. IL you will mail
me this coupon
Consultation free. Office hours
a. M TO s p m: Wed. and Sat
until p m; sundays. 10 to L.
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NEWS OF THE OCEAN
Small Cargo fbr Hawai-,

Small CARGO Tor Hawaii
The schooner Muriel was cleared for MANU-
kona yesterday with cargo valued at SI1 ,o3O
and including the following
250 bbls -four. 2.240 ctls barley, 5000 lbs
bran. 1850 lbs oil cake meal so ctls wheat. 165
lbs meals. 5000 Tbs middlings. 2,542 gals wine
25S1 lbs bread $50 lbs Goldfish. 251 lbs cheese
900 lbs butter Is pkgs salmon cs grapejufce
40 lbs dried fruit. 10000 lbs fertilizer. o. $50
lbs coal. 80 bbls lime, 40 kegs nails 210 cs
kerosene. 10000 bricks. pkgs agricultural i'm
plements. 30 pkge tank Material. II cs oil
10 cs gasoline, 10 pkgs wagon material.
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Exchanges s.eneraIIx Closed

The New York stock. cotton and coffee eV =
changes closed yesterday. The San FradW
cisco stock exchanges were also closed Theret
viii be business anywhere in the country
tOmorrow-MemOrial day.
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View York Money Market
Az YoRK. May 29.-lloney on an notI-

NEW YORK. May 29.-Money on call nomi-
nal
Prime mercantile paper, 3la a. per cent.
Sterling exchange nominal. with actual bust
ness in bankers bills at 81 S630G 4-S63o for
so day bills aud AT 81 S7S5 for demand
Commercial bils 81 SJa4 Q4s6is.
Bar silver 53c.
Mexican dollars 44c
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urSC moment the
glowing electric
stream courses
{ h T o u & h the)
n . r v e 5 a n a
veins. carrying
new life and
force to every
weakened part.
The man does
not live who
can not be made
a better man by
the application
of f I e ctr o.
v i & o r. Those
who have used
it say that il is
{ h e grandest
remedy OF the
a ge.
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Average snow on ground 30 inches.
The following maximum and minimum tenn
peratures are reported from eastern stations for
previous day: Chicago, 72-54; New York, 1850;
Omaha S6-6S.
SYNOPSIS
The depression the Rocky mountain sec
ton this morning has moved rapidly eastward
and is being followed by area or high press
ure now or the Oregon coast. This has caused
fair warmer weather over the southern half of
the Pacific slope and showery warmer weather
in the north. The temperature is still consid-
ersbly below the normal in California, but will
rise rapidly Sunday. The humidity at Red Bluff
is 50 per cent and at Fresno 5s per cent. Con
ditions are favorable for fair warmer weather in
California Sunday with moderate northerly
winds.
Forecast for the so hours ending at midnight
May 80. 1909:
San Francisco and vicinity-Eir, warmer
Sunday; moderate west wind.
Sacramento vslley-Fair. warmer Sunday
moderate north wind.
Santa Clara valley-Fair. warmer Sunday /;
moderate northwest wind
San Joaquin valley-Fair, warmer Sunday !:
light north wind.
Los Angeles and vicinity Fair Sunday; light
west wind.
G. H. WILSON Local Porecaster
PHOTOGRAPHIC OFFICE
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WASHINGTON May 29-Today's statement
of the treasury bs lance in the general fund.
elusive Of the $50. O00, OO0 gold reserve, shows:
Gold coin and bullion s462Ts, 499; gold eert6-
Gates. S26 TAI $50; available cash balance, Sis,
qTn 7e5
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. = .
cons t i p a t i o n
and failure of
vita a1ity. 1t
should not be.
Nature started
you with a con-
stitution { n a t
ought to have
held you good
until you are
eighty, and you
ought to feel
like a boy now.
But you have
overdone some
I n i n g S a n d
wasted your vi
tality. You still
have the conSti-
tuition. but lack
the force. That's
electricity, and
Electro Vigor
will restore it.
Mr.. JnO. p.
Lamott of Nee
dies. Cal, says:
II was 5S years
old when / be-
gan the use of
Electro Vigor.
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Two Lumher Charters

The barkentine Hawaii is under charter for
lumber from Portland to Auckland at 33s. and
the steamer Melville Dollar. is engaged for the
same business from Albion TO Guaymas or
MaZatlan. The latter was chartered prior TO
arrival.
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Cn.fnms neceinfn

The receipts Of duties imports AZ the San
Francisco custom house during the month OF May
We're $4s6. 231. against S652 S72 for the corre-
spending month In 1908. The total receipts from
January I TO date 81. So 215. against
s.. .93s. 1T6 for the same period last year.
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How You Can Be a
Boy at Sixty

blister. It generates a steady. un-
broken current of electricity. and Is
always charged. ready for use. All
you have to do Is adjust 1t properly
and turn on the power. From the
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Memoranda

Per Ger ship Gertrud from Geestemunde May
2a-Sailed Dec 10. Had head winds down the
channel. Dec "a. of Dover. Captain Henke took
sick Landed him at Dover and proceeded in
charge of chief officer. When off Cape Horn
had succession of west-southwest and west
northwest gales for seven weeks, during which
blew away several sails.
Per stmr Mexican. at San Francisco MAY 20
from Salna Cruz-May %. l p. m. lat 81 deg
n. long 107 deg 46 min W passed stmr Santa
Rita from AncoD. for Port San Luis. May %
1 p. M. of San Miguel island passed stmr Ne
braskan, from San Francisco May 81 for Salina
Cruz
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There's no rational excuse for you
grunting and complaining about
pains in your back, stiffness in your
shoulders and legs, that tired
feeling weak back, nervousness,
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-30
Assessment Directory. Comsfock Mines
HoIidnr in Nexv Yerl
Condition of the Treasury

NEW YORK May 29.--Today is holiday
sugar trade here.
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Weather Report

United States department of agriculture
weather bureau. San Francisco. May 90, 1909.
RAINFALL. DATA
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NJ. =. Branch Hydronranl,ir Ofi,

branch of the United States photographic
office. located at the Merchants Exchange Is
maintained in San Francisco for the benefit of
mariners, without regard to nationality and free
Of expense Navigators are cordially invited to
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loans. Exehange and silver

Silver was a fraction higher yesterday. Local
.hanee rates remained as before
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Free to
You

Get my 100
pa ge book de-
Scribing EIec-
tro-Vigor. illus
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THE ANCHORAGE

THE ANCHORAGE
Among the recent arrivals at the
Anchorage, Santa Cruz county, are the
following:
From San Francisco and Mrs o. Keene.
=. Gamlet Miss Mary g. MeKeon. Mrs. J. ].
Boyle. G. E. Cuenin.
Berkeley-H. NJ. Hall. Miss carIotto Case,
Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Babcock Mr.. and Mrs. II.
York city-Mss Irene r. Reilly stanford uni
versity-President David Starr Jordan. Mrs. Jor
Samson, James McQuade, Miss Blanche Cauhape'
Miss Rita Cauhape.
SUMMIT HOTEL
Arrivals at the Summit hotel are:
Charles Henderson. S. E. Henderson, F. J.
Jones and wife. Mr.. Forreston and daughter. ".
Eckerson. z. N. Briggs, f. A. Briggs. NJ. A.
Appleton and wife. r. R. Poffeton and wife,
Dr. NJ. NJ. Atkinson. C. NJ Emmery. R. A.
Mr.. McQuade, NJ. l.. Mccullough. ]. II. Nc
Collough j. Wilson, wife and daughter; B.
Black and wife, ]. B. Turner and daughter.
and wife.
sKAGGs HOT SPRINGS
The following are the recent arrivals
at Skaggs Hot Springs:
From San Francisco--James J. DAILY. wife and
Joseph Driscon Harry Mitchell. John Carroll.
Edgar +. Wise, Mrs. ]. F. Mulligan. Mrs. A. J.
Itsell, Miss Alice Itsell. Mr.. and Mrs. James It.
Mrs. L. Levy, C. r. Sloan. Mrs. c. B. Sloan.
Mrs. s. F. Sloan. C.. ID. Woods John Struven,
j. W. GLIB. H. H. Spree Mrs. +. d. Radgesky
and two children. Miss NJ. Il. Nichols, Mr.. and
Mrs G. A. Eastman and baby. Mr. and Mrs.
William Wagner and son. Mr.. and Mrs. T. NJ
Masterson. Mr.. and Mrs. F. NJ. Goodrich John
s. French. Mrs. John $. French. Miss Helen
French, Miss Evita Roundtree. F. D. Semers.
San Rafael-Mrs. Alice c. White c. l..
White, Mrs. Riblet, l.. c. White and Jack
White.
Santa Rosa-D. ]. Paddock and wife, Fl. G.
Cline and wife. Miss Matte Stewart.
Healdsburg-J. J. Collins. 6suerueville--A j.
Lauteren- Livermore-Iohn Sweeney and wife
Oroville--F. A. Riecker. Iinden-W. Fl. Cox.
THE GEYSERs
Following are the arrivals at the
Geysers:
From San Francisco--Otfo Braunsdorf. c. T.
Bonncll and wife. Paul kowelsk John Ryan.
Adelia Nelson. Frank Nelson. Fernando Nelson
and wife. William Nelson and WIFE Josiah
Nelson. A. Rosenberg and wife, John Indergrand
Mr.. and Mrs d. Y. Campbell. j. A. Marsh.
Mrs Max Saiomon. Ed Saiomon Nandie Salo
mon, Miss Irnia Salomon, Dan ". Dean and
wife A. ". johnson. James H. Bradbeen, Miss
v. Riley. Miss X Campbell. ]. H.. Cutter J. NJ.
COLES. A. G. 0ppenheimer and wife. Herbert
". Erskine. Paul A. Meyers. Richard Golden.
Healdsbgrg-J ". Berns and wife, E. B.
Snook Eli Bush, s. HiIgerloh, L. c. koberg,
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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE

About.
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HIGHLAND SPRINGS
SODA BAY SPRINGS

Arrivals at Soda Bay Springs are:
From San Francisco-Charles Carpy. Colonel
Frank W Marston and wife. Leo Davis Mr. and
Mrs. NJ. G. Carter Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Rosseth
William Lichhenbery, Miss Lichhenbery. Mr.
and Mrs. j. J. Pollard. Z. s. Misner Baron Won
Schroeder. NJ B. Hyde-Smith. NJ. Girifeth. Mr.
and Mrs. E. ]. Newman, J. ". McMullen Jr.,
Walter Davis
Oakland-R. Stackweather. II. " Ward
Alameda-Captain Robert Gibson and wife Mr.
and Mrs. L. G. Williams
Berkeley. " Esehen. Mr. and Mrs. n. An
drews, Mr.. and Mrs. J. s Josselvn
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02
EDIT0 RIAL.

LILLY LANGTRY-the Jersey Lil]y-onee the
favorite of King Edward, then the Prince of Wales,
bat more generally referred to at he m 81
Prince of Whales-( Good Fellows)- writing
book And thereby hangs tale-and perha apps a
sword of Damocles over the heads of numerous gen.
try-likewise others of sporty proclivties. No
doubt the Lilly can write entertainingly. Perhaps
she will surprise the world of tinsel and brass and
CANDY plumage and do SO.
biography of the Lilly, not abridged, would
throw the antics of the Strenuous One T. r in
Africa in the shade She is the daughter of an Eng
lsh clergyman, married chap named Langtry-a
sort of mental person-went to London, began pos
ing for artists to exc out few extra shekels and be-
came prey to the vultures of the fahst set" much
to the regret chagrin and annoyance of her Ostler
Joe husband, who divorced her-and drifted into
the Maelstrom of Oblivion and Forgetfuness.
Not SO with the Lilly Sic met the Prince of
Wales They became good friends-to use no more
endearng or cross-examinative phrase. They were
much together in each others society," at the races,
in the drawing rooms on private yachts and in the
bathrooms of FUSS frills furbelows and funny func-
TONS On very hilarious occasion in the presence
of an alleged bower of beauties and galaxy of gentle
man she arose from the table and by lacking against
the atmosphere of the place and lurching badly from
the unsteadiness of her shambng gait she wound up
behind the Prince and showed q miniature North
Pole down his back-between his neck and his COL
lar. Is Royal Ighness gave her not only the frozen
and trapped fist then and there but drove her out of
the Smaht Set entirely.
"Ill be reyenged," missed the Lilly, "and trade on
the capital of having been h lady friend of
(then) future King of England" She did She went
on the stage Her alleged ravishing beauty was adj
vertised far and near As notorious parsonage peo
pile focked to her and paid fancy prices to gaze
upon the "most beautiful woman in the world-the
Jersey Lilly" The Prnce-poor man-was shock
ed. For awhile the Lilly outshone the Prince. The
Lilly's gate receipts were m She in
dulged in foibles and fabulous follies. Then she
came to America and became the companion OF Fred
DIV Gebhard who lavished fortune upon her. They
had lovely and lively times together. The haut e
bon fecked to their private cars and carriages-ane
the Prince resumed his function of being ninespot
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

Tho Lilly was tan and graceful gAzslle- like in
her willoWy va s-but her beauty was mostly Of
the ace factory ubdub variety She looked more like
simple little girl with fair features and pig tails
falling down her back than matronly beauty
The public is tickle, the same as clandestine low
ers and the gate receipts fell off. The Jersey Lilly
land and married turfman whoseluck was proverb-
ial. One night he came home, discovered certain
things, BACKED the Lys eyes, settled fortune and
string of horses upon her-snd then they separated
for good. The Lilly entered her ponies under the
name of Mr.. Jersey, followed the races had phenom
email luck, piled up wealth everything
went wrong again-and the Lilly was down and out
for goodwin the Bankruptcy Court her only relief
Necessity knows no law" and the Lilly again
returned to the stage, giving rsque performances of
herself tumbling out of bed in full view of the audi
ence, wearing smile, spangle and little gauze-
but the American people refused to encourage such
nonsense-and thus came the final fasco
And now the Lilly threatens to publish book.
II it is as ashy as the Llys it will outsell
Three Weeks ten times over and then few editions
in addition thereto.
There are 100000 women in his country
Americans have the Lilly heaten for beauty
even in her palmiest days-and as for morals-the
Lilly never had any-but her book will SELL Per-
haps the King of England may buy up the first few
hundred thousand copies.
And there are many others equally interested in
the same way-and they may buy, too.
The. Lilly has hit upon moneymaking scheme
but it is her last gasp before the public.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02


MME.I STEINHEII, the famous French courezan
accounted the most beautiful and fascinating woman
in Paris, is openly charged with the murder of
the late Felix Faure, President of the French Re-
public at the time It is now positively known he
called at Nine. Stelnheil's home was received by her.
given glass of poisoned wine dying from its effects
within ten minutes aferward His lifeless body was
Immediately taken by confederates to the pal
ace and the story given out that he died of apo
plexy. Recently Nine. Steinheil has been acquitted
of the charge of numbering her husband and step.
mother, Nine. Japy. During the Faure regime she
was the most powerful parsonage in Paris-superol
to the President-for it appears she bent him to
her every within and caprice politically we'll as
personally. She is a second Nine. du Barry, who
was born in 1746, became the mistress of Louis XIV
and was guillotined in 1893, during the Reign Of
Terror.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

EvERYBoDY's MAGAZINE has been swallowed up
by the Butterick Company, publisher of The Delin-
Gator and other monthlies. Every body's has been
financial hoodoo ever since it established. 1t
was owned at one time by Mr. John Wanamaker, the
merchant prince, but he found it too heavy fnan-
cial load to lug. Then Thomas w. Lawson got be-
hind it and while frenzed finance fluff at it's
height the circulation of that magazine reached $780,
900 copies. Toward the end Of the Lawson arrups
of the SYSTEM Every bodys circulation fell off 100000
copies in one month It has been the circulation to-
boggan ever since-hence it's absorption by the But
terick Company is not astonishing There is bound
to be thinning out of the fiction magazines
are too many of them.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02
TO INMATES.

desiring to send THE
privilege will be granted by
and register
and address
be kept clean and folded
in received placed in door
every Friday night requested with this order
whe a
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02
Zip and at 'Gnl!


Troubles ton or troubles an ounce,
= Or trouble is what you make it;
And IFS not the fact that you're hurt that
counts,
It's only-how did you take it?
You're battered to earth, we'll, what of that?
Come up with smiling face.
It's nothing against you to fall down fiat;
But to lie there-thats the disgrace.
Selection.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02
CHURCH NOTICE.

morning
alternate Sunday c.
Corcoran chapains
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

The Saturday Evening Post has reached cir
culation of more than million copies a week
fvecent illustrated story paper. No doubt The Sat-
urday Evening Post encroaching upon the monthly
magazine field and impinging upon their circula-
tion The Saturday Evening Post is full value fol
the nickel every time. The highprced magazines
some of them-are cutting and sashng their sub
nton rates to heat the band and the bandmaser
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

COLLECTOR LOEB of the New York port is begin
ming to make the rich Americans, returning t r . m
Europe, "cough up" their share OF import duties.
He is to be commended for his assiduity. The gov
eminent has been cheated out of millions annually
by returning European tourists 1t is an axiom that
the rich boast Of to the effect he profits o
smugges than pay their expenses OF foreign
trip Mr.. Loeb is to be commended for stopping it.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

ACTIVITY is tonic. One who is always busy
has no time to brood over misfortuDes.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

PARASITES must live-but they Of no earthly
use-any more than malicious
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02

FoRr1ruDE is allpowerful in the end.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-02
never crowd you.

ALWAYS keep your work well ahead and it will
never crowd YOU
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1909-02-25
Indian PONY Capt. Jack Rode,

The oldest horse in Oregon died at
the old Capt. Kelley home in this CITY,
This Indian pony was once the prop
erty of Capt. Jack" the Indian fight
er of Lava Beds fame, and was cap
tured among other ponies by COM
pany of soldiers of whom Capt. Har-
rison Kelley was the commander and
was presented to Capt. Kelley in the
spring Of 1873, being then near.:- sew
en- years old, making him at the time
of his death nearly forty-three years
old.
The animal was remarkable for en-
durance, superior intelligence and a
gait that was very easy for his rider.
Up to short time before Capt. Kel-
ley's death he rode the pony quite
often. but of late years the animal
has been a privileged character, roam
ing at will during the spring and sum-
mer and receiving careful attention
during the winter.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1909-02-25


Professor Munyon has just issued a
most beautiful, useful and complete AL
manac:: 1T contains not only all the cien-
tific information concerning the moons
phases, in all the ATTITUDES, but has il
Illustrated articles on how to read char
acter by chronology, palmistry and
birth month. 1t also tells all about
card reading, birth stones and their
meaning, and gives the Interpretation
or dreams. 1t teaches beauty culture,
manicuring, gives weights and meas
ures, and antidotes for poison In fact,
1t is Magazine Almanac, that not
only gives valuable information, but
will afford much amusement for every
member Of the family, especially for
patties and evening entertainments.
Farmers and people in the rural dis.
tricts will find this Almanac almost
Invaluable
1t will be sent to anyone absolutely
free on application to the MUNYON
REMEDY COMPANY, PHILADEL-
PHIA.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1909-02-25
He MIhinkedv Riuht.

Prof. George Porter, principal of the
Hallsville schools, has continually
told the pupils that they should think
twice before they speak. One cold
morning last week Prof Porter back
ed up to the stove after having given
expression to his famous adage, when
a little boy on the front seat, after
having been given permission to talk,
said:
Prof. Porter, I've thinked once"
Think again. he replied.
I've thinked tweed" said the
youngster
Then speak,"
Yes, sir. l thinked your coat tail
was a scorchin'; now l think it is
ablaze," replied the urchin