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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-11-20
DIVORCE CENTER.

The disputed fame Of Chicago as a
divorce center Is revived by raging
legal contests, that over the legality OF
the divorce secured In 1901 By Mrs.
Grace B. Guggenheim from william
Guggenheim. and that of Charlotte Mac
Smith Broadway, daughter OF J. W.
Smith. a multimillionaire and one OF
the original discOverers Of Goldheld,
New, against William Il. Bradway. 4
decree also has just been handed down
In the case OF Airline Peck Bien, daugh-
ter Of Ferdinand Peck, United States
commissioner to the Paris exposition.
from Robert r. Bien, known on the
stage as Robert Warwick. The Gug-
genheim decree that Is under fire was
one OF 60.894 divorces granted in the
year 1901. and according 10 the United
States census reports this was year
that showed a gain In divorces granted
OF 5,223, the greatest increase Of any
10 months for a period OF 40 years, end
ing in 1906. The lowest increases were
IN 1894 which showed an augmentation
OF only 100 and in 1870 during which
the Increase was only %. Commercial
crises are held a divorce deterrent, par
TALLY because fewer marriages occur
during those periods. and again because
more wives hesitate 10 undertake their
own support at those times and law
yers fees come high.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-11-20

ince Waugh McCullocn. one OF the na-
tionai champions OF equal suffrage de
clar,- II have seen six stories in the
leading magazines Of the month. each
OF which was built on the fact that a
young man and a young woman met,
fell in love, and were married within
a fortnight. When we read a story
OF that kind we ought to write the
editors and tell them they are helping
70 foster the white slave trade" Every
club woman in Chicago Is to he made a
committee OF one to cooperate with the
forces now fighting the evil. They are
to carry their gospel not only to the
girls but to mothers and employers.
Active work by women's clubs ana
declarations Of clubs will be sought
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-11-20
POSTAL DEPOSITS,

The need OF a postal depository sys-
TEN to supplement present banking IA
cilities has been declared by a banker
John W. Steinhart OF Nebraska city,
Neb.. who has joined the advisory
board OF the Postal Savings Bank
league which has active headquarters
In Chicago. Notwithstanding the open
hostility OF the American Bankers as
ISOLATION 10 a postal system, Mr.. stein
hart's Investigations have furnished
data 10 support his views, which also
are the views Of the shrewder, broader
class OF bankers Mr.. Sto/haIt de-
clares: The issue is not between state
activity and private competition but
between the private philanthropy and
the public philanthropy. Private
philanthropy has been the controlling
cause in the starting OF all savings
banks but what can public philIn-
thrOpy offer instantly with the signing
of the postal depository bill? Forty
thousand commodious offices scattered
the United States, manned
by efficient officers and clerks requi.-
ing no special advertising as to their
location. The announcement that the
postofice will receive savings deposits
and viii pay interest thereon viii be
sufficient. Absolute security FOR the
faith and credit OF our United States
will stand pledges FOR the safe pay
ment OF every deposit Is all this neces-
sary for the cultvating, for the edu
eating OF "a people IN the art Of saving!
IL the United States is % control th1
reserve or central interests Of our
country. why should il not be allowed
10 take charge at the beginning why
should it not educate the beginner?
We must change from a nation 0f
Spenders 20 a nation OF savers. We
must encourage thrift, we must offer
TO the children OF today
TO save and we must by the payment
of interest offer proof positive that n
dollar earned and saved is an income
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-11-20
ART EXHIBITION.

The work Of artists and sculptors Of
all America is on display al the
twenty second annual exhibition Of
American artists az the Art Institute
Of Chicago, with which the recently
completed galleries of the east wing are
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
JOEL ALIENS ESTATE.

STATE OF VERMONT, District OF
Grand Isle, SIS, Probate Court
BE it remembered that at a session
of the Probate Court holden at North
Hero within and for sail District,
on the goth day Of February A. d.
1909.
present: HON. VIM. HAYNES. Judge.
Whereas, Il certain instrument in
writing purporting to be the last will
and testament of Joel Allen late Of
North Hero in said district. licensed
having been this dag 5rceouted Ia
said Court OF Probate, ana duly filed
in the Registers OF i'e' Therefore It
f. ordered that all poreor0 interested
in the estate of said deceased b. noti-
fed to appear before said court. AT
tho probate office in Nor,h Hero. in
said district on the 12th day Of March
A. y. 1903. by publication of this
order. three weeks turrrss'rclv pre-
vious thereto. in 'hc Burlington
Weekly Free Pro- wspapcl
printed a. Rrrliuct.n w. to show
cause - any inc. naY have. why
said Instrument La writing should not
bc proved and allowed. aG ~" last
Win and testament OF Tie sold do
ceased.
WM. HAYNES. Judge.
49, w3t
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
FERPTsBUPGH.

There was a lecture In the town hall
Monday evening by W G. Ward Of Boston
Mass. on "The Future citizen. Miss
Lou Fisk has recently undergone n sue
cossful operation at tho Mary Fletcher
hospital at Burllngton.-F. r. Barr OF
Worcester, Mass IS visiting In town
George d. Chase OF burlington Is stop
ping a short time Mt Miss Jennie Bards
Clarence Beach Is confined to the house
with the measles Miss Halce Noonan
Of North Ferrishurgh !s n guest Of Miss
Jessie Ball-Mrs. 8. p. Preston is i'm
proving slowly.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
CALEDONIA COUNTY.
LYNDONVILLE.

The Lyndon club gave the Hon
Theodore y. Vail complimentary
banquet Saturday might In the pan
Quet room OF tho Masonc hali, Nearly
10 covers were laid and the banquet
was served by a ST. Johnsbury cater
err. Among tho guests from ABROAD
was Elmer A Darling, the FORMER
landlord OF tho Fifth Avenue ll"tel
In New York, who has palatlal nome
at tho foot Of Burke mountain ABOUT
1--WE miles from Mr.. Vars nome
'Speedwell Farms" Following 'he
banquet Fred Kendall of Boston lur
nished an entertainments MT an
mas recently returned from European
trip and the banquet was given III re-
turn for many of his hospiulleS III
"Speedwell Farms"
Tho Village Improvement society VI
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
CONNISSIONERs' NOTICE.
Estntc Of John II. blair.

The Undersigned. having been APP
pointed by the IIonorable Probate
Court for the District Of 'hittenden
Conmiseioners to receive, examine
and ADJUST the claims and demands
Of ali persons against the estate OF
John y. Blair, late Of hurlington, !.
nvhihited I'm offset thereto, hereby
rive notice that we win meet for the
purpose aforesaid. at the. office Of c
D. Grafton, in the city ,,o OF , hmr,in WsI
nesdays of March and August. next
dd days s. ana that six months n from ,ao. H. !,
10Th day OF February a; -; igV'' ,n !,
the time limited by said Court 10
said orcditors to present their claim
to us for examination ana al' 10Y, aa,
Dated at Burlington. this l9th IA
Of February, A. d. l'"1i ATOM
T.. n. FRECHETTE,
OF ,yst Commissioners.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
WEYBRIDGE.

Frank Castle Is moving from a. j..
stoves farm to Shoreham. The Rev. G..
W. Bailey Of the Congrega tional Church
preached at the Methodist Church Sun
Cay morning in exchange with the Rev.
Peter lIeler.--L u. Dodge visited his
sons at Proctor last week There are a
large number Of cases Of measles in
town.-l1lmcr Cowlen slipped on the ice
last week and fractured three rlbs.-The
remains Of n little child Of Mr.. and Mrs
Charles Roberts OF Port Henry and
grandchild of Lent Perkins OF this place
were brought hero for burial last
week Another child OF tho family was
buried here two weeks ago and the
neither is very H.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
JERICHO.

Mn r,nrln,, ptrrirn dronued dpod Fri
lpv o.orfr. while mt work; Sho was
-s -.ol. ~ age and was married 10 NJ
I,,r.., sb.lt t'roe wears $780, iIor
u..h r.. who is Of v,o~. OF a-e lived
vUh lc, and was thc sr.t 70 reach
l.r ae ero hear' lcr ra'l oN t.r other
r,iu',.s - eye fo'iN having r''.red
for IT, r'Ght. Nrs Pc'i.-o WAS '.rn'-
or'v NHs AthortoH ard IS survived by
three chlGrcn. Mrs VoaV'r AND Louis
Atlcrt"1 ~ Graz bury and Ms Nai!eT
&C Bur'ir"ton.Th" funeral was bella Mon
dow afternoon at orc o'c''ri.- ". y.
Morta"He vac TN Rurln"ton @''U'd9N'-
N'Ss I0'' Joy has '''' "I .'i"' rom
'''hN''on f'r Gays. ''''' be
'''llF mas neon Nl"llliH il' ''''''' "''"
>. y VOLS
me 'uHoraI OF ATS il''"'N '' 49,
was h'.u ~ inc rouse N'''""' ~
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
HAPPENINGS IN VERMONT

N. H.. three brothers Louis Banyoa OF
Nergenncs, Antoine Banyea of Iughgatc.
Frank Banyca Of st Paul. MI n. two
sisters. Mrs NJ Young of HighGare ana
Mrs. Gcror Of NcrGennes. Funeral SER
vices were held Monday morning at 81
Peters Church Fisher of Durlingto on
passed Sunday with his parents, the Rev.
and Mrs. J. G. Fisher.--Adrian Perkins
and son, Victor. have moved their
families to Bristol -Woodburn Harris of
Middcbury visited in town Saturday.
Andrew Tredo has returned from ~ visit
to his daughter, NSrs. Joseph Duprey Of
Sandy Hill y. YMr. and Mrs. II. w.
Ford Of Nnnlcwood. y. j.. are visiting
Dr. and Mrs Vance w. Waterman
William Eauyoa Of Lebanon. n. H.. is in
town called here by the death Of his
father Miss Jennie Harris has returned
to Middchury aftcr n v'r't to her brother
Corvdon Harris
The funeral servlccs Of John Banyea
were held ut ST Peters Church Monday
morning. tho Rev. l.. A. Nezena Of
nclatinC The bearers were Nelson j.
Rcuaud. Dustin G. Rarrows. julius La
porto and Isaac Miller and intermnnt
was made I'm the Catholic cemetery The
| funeral was largely attended and among
those from away were: William Hanyea
| OF Lebanon y. H.; Henry Hanvca of
Tnchhurg Mass. MIR. and Mrs. william
| oliver and Mrs Moses Gore Of Keenc,
| y. H.. and Antoine Banyoa of IIighgate
Miss C.. NJ Criswold Of burlington was
/ tho guest Of NJ md Mrs. c +. o. Kim
/ bail sunday -Trc Ladies' Aid society of
/ tho Methodist church will meet Friday
| afternoon with Mrs. Charles Frost
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
HANCOCK.

J. II. Church has bought a place in
the village of Albert Jcwett the one
lately owned by Hannah Flint, deceased,
and Is to take possession April l.
Charles Blair has bought the stage route
from Hancock to Rochester. beginning
to drive the first of April--Mrs. clayton
Hubbard and child from Rochester were
at G.. r Church's Sunday.-Mrs. Rene
Page Is in Rochester keeping house for
Mrs. Barry while she Is at the Mary
Fletcher hospital in Burlincton.--Mrs.
Harvey Kiddor Is visiting her daughter,
Mrs Frank MacivncV-Tho Woman's
Christian Temperance Union will meet
with Mrs. Lucy Perry March 3-Miss
Winnie Jones Of Rochester spent the
FIRST OF the Week at ]. II. Church's
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
ADDISON.

The drama FOLLOWED by Fate" was
given at the town hall Monday even
Ing by the Library club. Despite the
epidemic II the measles there was 4
full house. quite a little sum was
added to the library fund.-Bert Crane
is staying at Mrs. l. r. Clark's own
ing TO his family feing quarantil<d
for the measles.--Rowland Smith is
moving 10 West pridport -Leola Put
nam has closed her school in Panton
and returned home-Mr. and Mrs.
John Begor have been on visit In
northern New York.-Mary Noonan
has returned TO Barton.-Seward Smith
has returned from Hartford. conn.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25

are visiting relatives In Salisbury
Ralph Denio Is able to sit UP part OF
the day. Mrs. f.. w Frank Is no bet
ter.--C. A. Ford Is attending federal
court in burlington as juror.--The
Bristol Cemetery association will hold
It's annual meeting In Holley hall
March at II O'Clock in the forenoon.
Miss Gertrude Parmlee has closed
her school in Lincoln and is at home
for n short vaca.ion.--Mr. and Mrs.
n. y. Bissonette OF Burlington visited
Mr.. and Mrs. G. NJ. Hanks the first OF
the week.--The measles epidemic Is
abating
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
MONKTON.

The Ladies' Aid will meet with Mrs.
J. T.. Collins Thursday OF this week for
dinner.--Mr. and Mrs. F. NJ. BARRIER.
and daughter have returned from n sew
eral days stay In Addison.-Miss Mild
red Chaplin and Earl Sargent OF Bristol
were guests of Miss Myrtle Mech Mon
day.. f. Collins was In vergennes
Saturdav.-W. c. Donahue has returned
from Milton .-Charles Stilson was in
Vergennes Saturday
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
WEST ADDISON.

Mrs. Frank Weidenbaker is ILL.,
Smith Shcdrick OF Chicago has been
visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Belden Shedrick Miss Alice Fisher
is visiting In Panton and Ferrisburgh.
Stanton Cross. who has carried on
Erwin Carpenters farm for two years
Is moving to the east part OF town 10
farm he recently purchased,-The
Ladies' AID society viii meet with Mrs
RoIlin Merrill Friday morninx.-Miss
Martha Hawkins is the guest OF Miss
Edna Mathematician.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
HUNTINGTON.

Walter Belding of Burlington, vlo-
mist. and Miss Greta Norton, pianist
urnished excellent music for the en-
rtninment Friday eveninG-Ihe
'rCma given by the Jonesvtlle Ora 70
attic club Friday evening was a very
leasing anair.-Chauncey Hayden of
the Anti-Saloon League Will lecture
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
ORWELL.

D. A. Iaduc and A. c. Prie made
their last trip to Mddlebury as Jurors
Monday.-Many Orwell people attended
the funeral OF Mrs. ASHER Plue In Rem
son Wednesday Tho ice harvest on East
creek was commenced Friday Mrs. John
W. Clark OF Pawlet Is with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs II. u. Brand.-Mrs. Eva
CUTS and Miss Alice Warren left for
Florida last week Wednesday. Ralph
Smith OF Albany, N, Y, was at home
over Sunday. Miss Mallory OF Hubbard
ton has taken n position .n the central
telephOne office.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
BRIDPORT.

Mr.. and Mrs. G. y. Payne have return
cd from their vacation,-G. r Wolcott Is
ut home from the hospital at Burlington.
"A son was born to Mr. and Mrs. s, OPP
hon Crossman February f1.--Gertrude st.
John has returned from Cornwall.-A
surprise party was given Mr.. and N1~s.
Roy Nanclette last week.-Mr. and Mrs.
Carlton Sherhino are moving here from
Mid1lebury. T. Hcmonway attended
the funeral Of Miss Matte Mead Fob
rua-y 23.-Mrs. y. G. Barbour is con-
yaIesCent
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
MGRE-FARMS

80 acres, miles out. new house.
pleasant location. Price s2,S00.
so ncres, miles out, fair buildings,
all stock. tools. etc Bargain price,
s3,4sT.
100 acres, ~ miles out, very pleas
ant. near school ana village, every.
thing goes If you want 1t Price rea-
sonable.
240 acres. good buildings good lana.
big sugar bush, in fact everything
ready for biz: big bargain; only / "
m. TO village; has r. +. d. and phone.
cows, horses, tools, hay and fodder;
will trade for city property.
REYNOLDS REAL FSTATE co.
les COLLEGE STREET.
Farms, stores, Timbcrlnnd- for sale.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
NEW STYLE BATTLESHIP.


Devonport, Eng, Feb. 23-The keel
plate of the British battleship Indefatig-
able an advanced lnvincible. was laid
down here to-day She will be without
tunnels and beyond her tripod masts,
gun turrets and bridges. the upper deck
Will be as clear was the case with
the old sailing ships when their sails
we're slowed away. Tho interchangeable
will be the first vessel OF her type IN
the British navy It is possible to do
away with the tunnels because Of tho
Introduction OF internal combustion en-
gines as the propeling power
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
ONE CENT
A w o z D

Advertising in this column ono cont
n word. each insertion. Copy may DO
changed every week. Cash In advance
required. No advertisement taken
which IS less than twelve words. two
lines. Special terms TO advertisers
using from ESQ to 1000 lines within
twelve consecutive months.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
SOUTH BURLINGTON

John Brown has received word of the
serious illness of his sister, Mrs, Fog
IN tluoeche.-Henry Barnes Is Coniinr
TO the house as the result of n log rol'
ING on his foot and crushing lt.-Eugene
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
Girls TAINTED !

80 girls wanted Immediately to
learn Worsted sewing. We will
pay learners 90 cents a day while
receiving instruction; which
would naturally be about three
weeks. After that they should
he able to earn from $3.50 to $12
per week
AMERICAN WOODEN CO.,
Burlington Mills, Winooski, Vt.
42l2t& 81.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
STARKSBORO.

Byron a. Hurlburt and Mrs. Elsie NJ
Lafayette were united in marrinEc by
the Rev Franklin Blake, at the gree
Baptist parsonage, Monday, February
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
WINOOsKI.

Mrs. G. q. .Alard. who has been nm
dorgoing treatment at the Fanny Allen
hospital for seven weeks. returned to
her home on Plat street Saturday much
improved.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
SALISBURY.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Clapper Of Bris-
toll are visiting In the vlIlage.-ThS lev
and Mrs Slocum are In Poultney COR a
few days.--J. N. Atrial Is at home from
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25

at tho ohurrh Srmdcy-Mre. Jonrle
Barnes entertained the Kings
daughters Wednesday, a. tn town
hall.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
NOTICE.

NOTICE how little Il costs to tell
thousands Of readers IN many towns
of Vermont what you have to sell
or what you wish 10. buy. Adver
.tise IN the Free Press and you Will
get replica to your advertisement.
23wtf
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
eetn Extra CITE
AbsoInfeiy Nitnou. Pain

AEsoInfefF NIfhUu1 Pain.
The cn.y Office in Burlington whore
you can get teeth extra cteu without a
particle Of pain with ut taking gas
My method is used by no other person.
No pain; no danger; TO after eEecta
IN. J.. ID. hAZEN.
ofice 1855 Pine ST., Burlingtn, W,
Office hours 10 10 3. to 9
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
POINTERS.

OWNERS OF FARMS who wish to hire
help or to sell a farm should use
this column. Nearly 5000 copies or
this paper are sold every issue and
your advertisement would be read
ny many possible buyers. 2'wtf
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
WANTED

WANTED-Cood all around blacksmith
Good pay and steady work Frank W.
Crawicy. Middlebury, VI.
d56t&w.1t
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
BOLTON

q recovery .-Charlcs I.al'od was severe
- lniLrel last week at Wards mill
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
TO RENT.

A PLEASANT eight room tenement nj
so Maple street 10 rent Inquired =
Ruou St 6Stf&w If
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25

MILL AND TIMHERLAND for sale.
New mill. millons Of fine old growth
birch and maple Price reasonable.
Terms liberal Address H" care FREQ
Presa 90 wit.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25

FARM for sale OF $50 acres with heauti-
ful bay ana harbor at Lakeside, VT.
VIII be sold to settle estate. For par
ticulars address u. y. Webster
Fairfax, Vt 31.26t&3i wit
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25

HEIFERS for sale, four three-year-
old. one new mich. others soon to
f~cshen, two two-year-olds and Jer-
eey bull two years old. Apply TO Peter
Rivers last house on Nash place off
Colchester avenue, Burlington.
43.6tS35. WIT
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
FOR SALE.

- PAIR of nine year old oxen weight
about $500 for sale. Walter Corlis,
North FaystOn, Vt. 4S'tt&W Il
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1909-02-25
COLCHEsTIH.

A social VIII he holl at tde parish
house Friday evening hy the k!ns -
Continual on ungc s.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-19
A Scholarly Child.

Boston has for long enjoyed the
reputation Of having exceedingly
learned children who are able, SO it Is
said, to dispute on subjects far above
the heads of their elders Of other re-
gions. But Boston is not unique. In
4 book entitled 1.-The Scot of the Eight
eenth Century" Ian Maclaren describes
q similar characteristic Of the Gale
DOMAIN.
It II the inevitable tendency of the
Scots mind to follow out every line to
it's terminus, even If it be over preci-
pice, and to divide every hair till in
unity IL touched.
til not only in church courts, but
I'm market places and in railway sta
lions, in humble cottages as well as In
university societies, that the Scot is
disputing, in every spare moment OF
his time, from morning till night.
The story goes that a minister over
heard a mother questioning her child
al It supped its porridge, after the
days work was done.
what" said this austere mother,
IL the true relation between kirk and
state. according to the principles of
the Free church,"
And the favored child promptly re-
Piled "Co- ordinate Jurisdiction with
mutual subordination. Com
DaniOn.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-19
Posted on Music.

In one Of the large music publishers
establishments on Broadway there Is
4 man whose employment it is to be-
come acquainted with all the music OF
the day, both classical and popular y
When prospective purchasers are un'
able to enlighten the other clerks OF
the place as to what they want to buy
they are referred to him as court OF
last appeal.
IT wish to get piece that has been
running through my head ever since !
heard It," says the distracted custom
er, s'but the trouble is l don't know
the title or the composers name"
How does it go?" inqnires the spe'
cialist sweetly.
.Something like this: Tum-ti-ti, tum-
ti.ti:''
,"Ah, yes; you will get it at the
second counter to your right. Ask for
the Pink Waves Waltz by Straws."
And the remarkable thing about it is
that he has seldom, If ever, been
known to fail.-New York Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-19
The. Penalty Of Kindness.

The man who had about three times
as much as he could carry felt in his
pocket for a nickel. The. conductor
waited patiently while he extracted a
package of cigarette papers, four
matches, q little wad Of string and a
corkscrew.
"Noshing doin'," said the sozzled one
and Immediately lost interest In the
matter.
"Come, get off," said the conductor.
Here; it's Jefferson avenue. can't
let you go any farther without pay
Ing"
Just then fat man leaned over and
gave the conductor nickel. LET him
ride" he said, and the ICON" rang up
the fare and passed on.
When the car reached the end of the
line the inebriated gentleman was still
dosing.
"why don't you get on?' roared the
'tcon," shaking him. where do you
want to goT'
The passenger opened one watery
eye sleepily.
''Where do I go?' he exclaimed.
IVY, JEFFERSON avenuev' - st: Louis
Republic.