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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-11
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Boston. May 10.--Inabillty to M
Raymond's, pitching, with men on
bases, cost the locals the game TODAY
New York winning to 1. Score:
New York =. .....1o0 oi0 0oo-S
Boston :. :. COL 600 00O--f 1
Batteffes---Raymond and SchlaI
white ana Bowsrman Time, las.
BROOKLYN Hits COvaIeskie,
Brooklyn, May 10.-Today's game
was played in continuous rain,
box for the second time I'm the series
and Bell registered his second victory
this time By 4 TO 2. Score;
R.H.E.
philadelphia 200 o1o 010-2 4 !
Rrooklyn ...i20 600 I0s--A 3 I
Batteries--Covalesx Sparks and
Dooin; Bell and Bergen. Time. 1897.
Empires, Truby and RigieI
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-11

stratford's pitching ana hating
featured the game between MnhiIs
and Tuscaloosa. He gave up but two
hits and famed ten men. Mobile got
away with lea4 Of i've runs and
won easy.
The score; RHE
Tuscaloosa.. :. -. =. 100 0I-2 /
MOBILIZE. =. -. =. 5O3 0s--S 8, i
Batteries--M. Marcus and johnson:
j. strRtford and Allen.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-11

Columbus, Q: Charleston. 5.
Jacksonville. 40: Augusta. Ia.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27
BAPTIST

BAPTIST
C.. r. Delepine, Pastor.
You are all invited to the services
OF the Baptist church il you care to
hear the gospel.
Preaching services every Sunday at
IL am. and 7:30 pm.
Sunday School at 10 am. sharp.
Prayer meeting Thursday at 1870 p.
m.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.

l.. N. 3. Anderson, Pastor.
Sunday, School. 10 a. m.
IL a. M. preaching. Subject,
700 p. m Epworth League, Topic,
"Relief In Sorrow" leader, Miss
Lizzie Campbell
Prayer meeting Thursday 500 pm.
500 p. IN preaching.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27

G@@'@@@@@ 100000
Friday, August ~, 1909
Chicken feed at Watson's Ware
house.
II YOU want the best milk in town.
phone Xl7lO.
Poultry keepers should read our ad
and save money.
r, Stanton was in Spokane on bus
mess trips last week.
Born-to Mr.. and Mrs Paul Higley
Monday, a daughter.
Borr-to Mr.. and Mrs. George H.
Lea near Finley, a son.
Merit Dwire and wife are visiting
relatives at Pennington, Wash.
RI Simmons will have the Section
school bus contract again this year.
Willie Mills OF Hover is again at
Ellensburg after short stay at Gle
Elum.
Born-Thursday. August 10th. to
Mr.. and Mrs. H. L. Brown on Mob
Hill, daughter.
Ar. Gardiner, news editor Of the
Reporter and wife are spending the
week at the Fair.
Roy Swanson left Monday evening
for Hatton after an oyer-Sunday
visit with friends here.
Mrs. Geo. D. Hunter left Tuesday
morning for Seattle on a visit to her
brother and other relatives.
Mrs. A. A. Baker and children. who
have been spending the summer in
the Blue MIS-, Ore, returned home
Saturday.
Lynn Shanafelt was out on the
streets again Monday for the first
time after his illness with typto old
lever.
MIR. and Mrs. l. Smith and Mr.. and
Mrs. Lauritz Smith left Wednesday
morning for the Seattle Fair where
they Will spend week.
Mrs. ". b Harrison is nursing a
bruised ankle as a result of the fam
hy COW Directing to being MIXED by
anyone but Mr.. Harrison.
Mr. and Mrs G. A Hamilton and
children returned Saturday from
,nelr camping trip on the Walla
"aila river in the Blue Mountains.
MISS Florence Chapman is recover.
"s from an attack of typhoid fever
a' the home OF her uncle, X K. Tres
eott' near the brick school building
u. ". Reed, of the O. X. Bottlinr
"orSs, made a. trip up the line tt
00unell, Lind and Ritzville In the In
'erest OF bis goods the first Of the
Week.
Wnhellers optical specialist, of Wa
"aiia, Will make his next regular
uonthly trip to the Kennewick Ho
e' friday, Aug 9th. Eyes exam
'ned and glasses.
r., MISS lille Ernst and Miss Anna
, who have been visiting at the
,,'' Vibrich home, left for Spragu,
,a rauay on their way to their HON,
mCoumbus, Neb.
, w. D. W. Hewetson was in towr
'ul fomeroy the first of the weel
W nee his children and look aftel
gu u matters preparatory to making
aFlp back to North Dakota.
~, 'of reasonable board and tuition
e ,'nest equipment and thorough
e as. all employed. the Stat,
a0~' ,ess College, Tacoma, has few
4ua's' Get catalog.
81 .,,'rayed-To my place in Section
In 'u'ee red shoats weighing abou
hsrl pounds. Tuesday. Owner cal
Ana same by proving ownership
pay'hg charges. Gustave Goehl
D,as aAen Up about July Goth at m,
,o.., miles south of Kennewick,
On hare branded HA connecte,
n AMI, Ooth STILES. Owner can secur
pa,,n" ny proving ownership an
n N"drges. A. G.. AmOl
u,on Morain Will close out his en-
vrls. VI dry goods and shoes, Il
u,s,o 20 put In more complete lin
roos cefles. Come and see tn
Soma uu get the closing out prices
Nnr
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27

CONGREGATIONAL
w. L. Rowan, pastor.
S. S. at 10 a. IN.
Morning service at II a. m. Topic
''The kennewick Spirit, What is it
Like?'
Evening service 500 p. III. Preach
ing on IA Big Mans Failure"
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27
AT tl1r G1urrrfa
August 20, 1909.
CHRISTIAN

CHRISTIAN
s. S. at 10 a. IN.
Morning service at IL a. m. by the
pastor, Rev. J. A. Pine, Topic.
Up. IN. Bible study.
Sermon by the pastor, p. Ill.
All are invited to these services.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Rev. H. II Murray, pastor.
S. S, at 10 q. m.
Sermon by the Pastor at IL a. m.
"a talent for service possessed by
by everyone" ,
Evening sermon at S p. m. "When
Rivers run dry"
The regular pastoral work OF the
Church. which was interrupted by
the holidays will be resumed during
the coming week and all friends and
members of the Church are requested
to he present at the Sabbath services
Those having no other Church home
are invited to worship with us
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27

The Ladies' Altar Society "f II
Catholic Church will meet W {:
day, Sept. LIST with Mrs J. Nj Iia~-
kins.
VIM. Tavis, OF Wapato, was In
town Monday looking after legal
matters. Mr.. Tavis formerly lived at
Kichland, but likes his new location
very much. He made an interesting
comparison Of the two localities.
They cannot raise as much alfalfa in
that region as here. as the weather
IL not as favorable nor the growing
season as long. Peaches are very
thin and scarce proposition there.
but cherries are better than last
year, as also prunes and plums. The
winter apples were badly damaged
by the cold weather last winter. His
thermometer registered Il degrees be-
low last winter. =
A party OF fifteen young people pic
nicked at the Frank Olbrich ranch,
near Finley. last Sunday, going out
In fOur-hOrse rig to the place where
they had a royal good time, playing
outdoor games and entertaining
with music instrumental and vocal.
The party consisted OF Misses Ida
kruse. Francis Olbrich and their
guests, Mrs. Jos. Olbbrich of spo-
kane and Misses Title Snyder. Lille
Ernst and Anna Glure, and among
the gentlemen present were Charles,
George and Walter Kruse. Albert and
} Ohm Smith and Frank Olbrich. All
the party were congenial and had a
most enjoyable time. which they will
all remember until they meet again.
tho long distances and many years
may separate them.
AlonzO Hunt Is stopping at the
Antlers Hotel this week while lie
looks after his property interests and
tries to realize the wonderful growth
Kennewick has made since he left
hCHCs NIL XAuuC 10 OuC vi VIC L lOuCCI
merchants Of the town. having con-
Quoted general merchandise bust
ness in the building now occupied by
Stocks Jewelry Store. He sold his
business to Fred Il. Kreidler and
later started In business on a larger
scale at Aberdeen where he has been
for the past four years and has been
prosperous cleaning up $4,000 to Is,
600 In the time. He sold out his
! Aberdeen business last Spring and is
now living in Tacoma where he has
put up an apartment house for rent.
He ia a loyal booster for Tacoma
and also for kennewick which he is
eure will be a large city. He owns
| the corner lots at Tacoma and Sec
ond streets on the west side of Tao
Oma and he figures that they will be
very valuable property some day.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27
LUTHERAN

German services in the old school
building at 9 O'Clock and in English
as 1880. Services also in English at
Richland In the Church at 2:3O p. M.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1909-08-27
CATHOLIC

Seyices will be held at the home OF
G } Henneberry Sunday August 10Th
o'clock a. IN.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
Foot Racing in the COS,

One has to go back to the COS to
find anything like the present enthu.
siasm about professional foot racing
In those days, too, Redskin played
a conspicuous part in attracting tens
of thousands Of people to watch his
paces-we mean the reservation In.
dian, L. Bennett, popularity known as
Deerfoot.
He was one of paid troupe of
runners, organized and bossed by one
man, very much after the manner the
American amateurs were controlled at
the recent Olympic games.
The parallel can be carried further
inasmuch as another of the troupe
was a middle-distance runner, as
Shrubb is to-day. We refer to the late
Bill Lang, who once ran a mile in q
shade outside four minutes on a down.
hill course at Newmarket, and could,
when told to, defeat the Indian at ten
miles. 1t was this controlling of re.
suits which killed the popularity OF
professional pedestrianism in the COS
-Baily's Magazine.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07

packs of wheat and oats had been
spilled in that same heap Of sawdust,
and one day not long after the pills
had been hidden greedy hog sue.
ceeded in squeezing through the fence
into the lot and proceeded to gleefully
root up the sawdust in quest of the
grain. l can't for the life of me ina
gine how that hog ever did it, but it
swallowed some of those dynamite
pills without exploding them. After
shouting in the sawdust to it's salts
faction, it returned to the main lot and
entered the barn, where young and
reckless mule was tied. You can
guess the rest; the mule kicked the
hog.
I'VE had just sat down to dinner
when it happened. The house shook,
the dishes danced on the table, and
dear old mother tainted. We thought
it was an earthquake. The Old Man
jumped up and ran out into the yard,
us boys following.
Great Jupiter! Half the barn was
gone-scattered all over the lot and
adjoining field. The Old Man gazed
on the scene of desolation and, with
remarkable calmness, said:
It's them internal pills.
eve found hoof and few pieces
of hair and hide which once belonged
to the hog. The young and reckless
mule was not in sight While search
ing the weeds in the lot for traces of
his anatomy 1 heard feeble bray
from the section of the barn which re-
manned standing. The mule was lying
on the flat roof of the side shed, and
evidently had just regained conscious.
ness"
At this point there was unani.
nous protest from the crowd and the
colonel concluded:
ITO his dying day that mule was
never known to kick anything again."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
SCOUTS IDEA OF MARRIAGE.
crusty Massachusetts Bachelor Of
Eighty Years Has Most Decided
Views on the Matter.

Eighty years of single blessedness Is
the record of Moses P. Stowe, one OF
the Oldest residents of Grafton. Mass.
Not woman crosses the threshold
of his coy home.
"It makes no difference who or what
the woman is; she wouldn't get inside
of this house." he says. Gwen wom'
en- peddlers create a different atnos-
phere when they only knock at tho
door.
Marry? Well, I should say not. You
don't know what that word means.
Why, look at all of the men in this
country who have fastened them.
selves to women whom they professed
to love, and now want to get as far
away from femininity as they can. I
wouldn't marry the best woman that
ever lived. tell you, they are trou.
BILE brewers; they always have been
and always will be.
II had lots of girl friends when
was young fellow, but when there
was any chasing to be done they were
the ones who did it. never allowed
myself to become infatuated with .
girl, as knew it would be my end"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
DEVELOP BEST IN THE CITY.
Facts Show That Country Life Is Net
Conducive to Woman's Intel.
IectuaI Progress.

We hear great deal about til:
country districts producing our beg
men, but no one seems to have aske
the question in regard to women. Doe,
country or city produce the finer type
That every girl should get into touch
with country life, all agree. It mean,
health; it gives a knowledge of out-of
doors difficult to acquire later, and q
kind of self-reliance different from
that what is common in the city. But
whether prolonged and unbroken resi-
dence in the rural regions is good fol
women, Is another affair. Those
reared in the great silent spaces OF
the northwest, for example, do not
seem to rise to opportunities for de.
velopment as do men. The woman on
the farm seems more apt to be crushed
by the hardships Of her lot, than made
stronger and more resourceful. It is
doubtful whether women have the
same power for sustaining loneliness
as men. The books we have by WON.
en- are almost entirely written by the
city bred. The two great singers,
Nordica and Eames, were. to be sure,
born in small villages, but they went
to study in metropolitan centers. AS
to the physical advantages of the city
women, as compared with her country
cousin, nearly every one of them is I'm
the side of the former. Among weat-
ern women on the ranches we find, 10
be sure, many hard-riding, out-of-door
girls. But they do not attain the
broad and simple outlook on life which
characterizes many western men, nor
quite that appreciation of nature
which makes some of these men real
poets. In their chosen field Of out.
door life their city sisters often equal
them, and in other matters far out
strip them. The severity of the ex-
istence in a remote neighborhood does
not, in fact, appear to conduce to the
best development of women. For one
Olive Schreiner, brought up in the
vastness of an African plain, we have
unaccounted women writer's, must.
clans, editors, teachers and artists,
who hail from the city or it's environs.
Whether the enlarging interests of
woman will change what now seems a
fact, time will show.-New York
Post.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
WANTED TO MEET HIM AGAIN
Patriarch Had Something to Say to
Man Driving Big Red
Automobile.

The Stranger-That's a singular
looking old fellow sitting out there
on the fence. He seems quite patri-
arch.
The Native-Yep He's been sittin'
thar fer three years.
Three years! Good gracious!
There must be an interesting story in
volved in this. Is he waiting for
something's"
"Yep. He's waiting fer tall Teller
drivin' big red autymobile. He came
by bout three years ago an ruined
over tn old mans calf. The Teller
stopped an said: What's the dam
age?' an the old man said, Bout
'leven dollars and the Teller gave him
a twenty an drove on. An tn old
mans sittin' over there waitin' for
him to come back"
"Eh! Poor old chap. Forgot to
thank the man, suppose. But what's
he got that shotgun for?"
'The twenty tn Teller gave him was
bad"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
A Dynamite Diet
Copyright, by J. B. Lippincott Co..
BY JAMES RAVENSCROFT

Talking about subway explosions, y
said the Missouri colonel, addressing
those who had been dilating upon the
dangers of great city, reminds me
of little blow-up which occurred
once on my daddy's farm
Natural gas?" queried the antici-
pating individual.
"Worse than that" answered the
colonel.
"Oh, I see, it was a cyclone!" ex-
claimed the alleged funny man.
well, 1t was just as bad" said the
coloney, "only in different way. It
was dynamite. 1 was only boy then,
but can hear that explosion yet. The
old man was having portion of the
farm cleared and grubbed. He had
to have it grubbed because the
stumps were so thick you couldn't get
through them with a one-horse pillow.
l often walked all over the field step
ping from the top of one stump to
another.
"The usual way of grubbing was to
dig up the stump and then fill in the
hole, which was perfectly safe way.
But the Old Man was a person of ad-
vanced ideas and was always trying to
improve on existing machinery and
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
A Perfect Cure by Cutlcura.

when my little girl was six months
old noticed small red spots on her
right cheek. They grew so large that
sent for the doctor but. instead Of
helping the eruption, his ointment
seemed to make it worse. Then I
went to second doctor who said It
was eczema. He also gave me an oint-
ment which did not help either. The
disease spread all over the face and
the eyes began to swell. The itching
grew intolerable and 1t was a terrible
sight to see. consulted doctors for
months, but they were unable to cure
the baby. paid out from $40 to $50
without relief. One evening I began
to use the Cuticura Remedies. The
next morning the baby's face was all
white instead Of red. l continued until
the eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs.
p. E. Gumbin. Sheldon, Ia, July 13. '0S."
Potter Drug Chem. Corp, Sole Props., Boston.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
The Mule Kicked the Hoo,

methods. He had been growing all
summer about the slow work of grub
bling and was wishing for some new
tangled process of pulling stumps. He
had tried several of his own inven.
lions, but all had failed.
"One Saturday afternoon he re.
turned from the post Office in a jubi
liant state of mind. His weekly pa.
per, devoted to agricultural interests,
contained an account of how dynamite
could be utilized in pulling stumps,
and the business advertisement of the
enterprising individual who had fixed
up the stuff for that purpose. The
Old Man ordered some at once. 1t
came to the nearest railway station
packed in cotton, sawdust and other
things. l went with him after it and
when we got there a crowd was stand.
ing around the box reading the danger
signs which had been written all over
1T by the express agent.
Il drove home, and the Old Man
held the box in his lap. It took about
three hours to get it open, as he
worked on it like it was soft-shelled
egg. At last he got to the center of
the package and found small wooden
box. The whole family held their
breath while he slowly drew off the
top. 1t contained quantity of Jumps
or flakes, each about the size of a
pea. The Old Man christened them
pills on sight. A small roll of tinfoil
held enough fuses to go round.
"The Old Man skinned over the
directions and started for the stump
patch. He made us boys wait on a
hill, some two or three hundred yards
away, while he and the hired man Sc.
lected the biggest stump in the patch,
excavated under it, planted the pill
and lit the fuse"
II suppose they were nearly killed %
interrupted the anticipating individ-
ual.
mo, indeed" replied the colonel,
nothing of the sort. The thing
worked IKE charm. The stump was
lifted as easily as would pull a weed,
and there wasn't much of shock
either"
Il thought you said there was an
explosion" said the alleged funny
man cynically.
Pm coming to that" resumed the
colonel cohplacently. when the Old
Man finished blowing up stumps he
had handful of the pills left, and he
didn't know what to do with them.
He was afraid to take them in the
house, and he was afraid to put them
in the barn or any place he could
think of. In an unused lot behind the
barn was pile of rotting saw dust.
The Old Man remembered that the dy-
Mantle came packed in sawdust, and
he fastened to inter the remaining
pills in the heap.
During the threshing season several
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
A Tall Bear Story.

"Why. once, do you know, l found .
bear inside hollow log. Well, of
course, couldn't get at him to shoot
him, and the log was too heavy to
move. didn't know what to do. So at
last l thought of cutting four holes
in the log, about where the bears
feet must be, and I got his paws
through slick. Then l tied rope
about the log and made him walk with
1t into camp. And-would you be.
Neve tive had all our food and all
our fuel for the winter out of that one
deal."-Outing.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07
A Broad Discrimination.

There is an elder of a certain
church upstate who thinks that things
are only half done or not well started
in which he has no voice. At q
prayer meeting he offered thanks for
the safe return from their vacation
of the minister and his wife. With
proper dignity and in a loud voice he
said: 20 Lord, we thank thee for
bringing our pastor safe home, and
his dear wife, too. o Lord, for thou
.preservest man and beast."-Success
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-07-07

lucky it was lamp-post, anyway, for
while we were cogitating over it night
came on, and all we had to do was to
light the lamp on top of the post. 1t
made it more cheerful for Sue. So
when we had done that and had got a
high office stool so she could sort of
sit down we felt that the committee
had done about all it could for that
evening, and we adjourned. But Uncle
AshdOd Clute saw that it wasn't right
to leave girl out that way all night
alone, and that she ought to have a
chaperOne, so he sent for Aunt
Rhinocolura BetZ.
She came right down and said she
would be glad to chaperone Sue, but
she didn't believe a word of that nom
sense about the frost in the post glue.
ing Sues tongue to it, and she showed
Uncle Ashdod that it was all nonsense
by sticking her own tongue to the
post, and there it stuck! So then
Uncle Ashdod was sure Aunt Rhino-
colura would not 60 away and leave
Sue unprotected, and he went home
satisfied in his mind.
The next morning the committee
came around quite early, after it had
done up it's home chores, and it fonnn
Aunt Rhinocolura and Sue wen real
peevish. 1t looked as If they had quar-
relied during the night over who she aid
sit on that high stool.
"Uth with a with a wuth!" said
Sue, angrily, but Aunt Rhinocolura
just drew herself up Indignantly and
said:
"Uth with with a with"
Anybody could see that they were
mortal enemies from that minute on,
but we had nothing to do with that,
and we consulted and decided that the
thing to do was to put both of them
In hospital, and as there wasn't any
hospital in Betzville, somebody's
house would have to be used. So they
chose Aunt Rhinocolura's, and we dug
up the lamp-post and put 1t in a
wagon, with Sue on one side of 1t and
Aunt RhinOcOlura on the other, and
when we got them to Aunt Rhinoco-
lura's the women put them to bed. I
guess it was a pretty cold lamp-post,
for we could hear the two of them yell
about the time they ought to have
beer undressed.
The committee gave the case to
Doc Perkins, and the first thing he did
was to take the temperature of the
lamp-post, and he said 1t showed a low
temperature and no fever, and he
would advise packing the lamp-post
in snow to take the frost out. So they
did. But the lamp-post didn't seem
to improve. So Doc Wilkins was called
In consultation, and he said what the
lamp-post needed was hot-water bags
at it's foot and mustard plasters up it's
sides to heat it up. So they tried that.
No good. Then Doc Perkins wanted
to amputate the tongues of the la.
dies, but Doc Wilkins objected. He
wanted to saw the lamp-post down the
middle, so each lady could have {. half.
and Sue could 60 home. Objected to.
So nobody knew what to do, and those
two females might have stayed in bed
with that lamp-post forever If Sue
hadn't thought of the only possible
thing to do. We were all surprised to
think we had not thought of it our.
selves. What she told us was this:
''Uth thuth-thutb. with nth nth.
9TH with nth wuth wuth-uth!"
Well, of course, as soon as we die
that both their tongues came loose.
You can see for yourself that they
would.
Copyright. 1909, by ". q. Chapman.)