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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

was assisted by her aunt. Mrs. c. NJ
Bell. and Miss Florence Ware.
"
Miss Virginia Tiernan entertained
fourteen friends at pretiIlya appoint ed
luncheon at her home Wednesday, when
thc Christmas colorS of rcd and green
were effectively carried out Music and
games followed. when the prizes were
won by Miss Ethel Young and Miss
Dorius Edmunds.
Miss Louise Sullivan. who has been
visiting at Governor Island with Cap.
tam and Mrs r. II. Allen. has now
gone 10 Boston, Mass. where she Will
spend few weeks with Lieutenant and
Mrs. Easlon, who are there for the win.
ter.
Mr. and Mrs Fred A. MAYNARD on
tertalned al a dinner at the Enutsford
hotel Wedn esday evening for Or
Thomas NJ. BaIlicr of the University of
New York. who had talked here be.
fore thc teachers association.
Miss Martha W Lanning. ono of the
prominent teachers of tho public schools
here. has resigned her position and will
probably spend the remainder of The
winter in California.
Mr. and Mrs. \, II. Barnes have as
their guests Mr.. Rarncs s father and
sister. Rev. Dr. Barnes and Miss Barnes
Of Niles, Mica, who will spend few
days here.
Mrs j. II. McChrystal, Miss Me.
Chrvstal and EUGenie McChrvstal left
Thursday for Long Beach. Cal. where
they viii spend the remainder of ;hc
winter.
Mr aud Mrs, l., Eanchctt and Miss
Hanchett will he home Thursday from
Denver, Colo. where they spent Christ
mas with Mr.. UaucletC 5 mother,
Mr.. and Mrs Ira ID. Wines viii re-
turn 10 California III" middle Of Ian
uary, where they will spend seveSs |
weeks touring in AZ auto
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward j.. Luhn. who
have recently come hero from Texas.
will be Al home TO their friends after
January ! al No. IL Wiley apart
ments.
The Misses Catherine and AdaIinc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mrs, j. II. McChrvstal, Miss Nc.
Chrvstal and EuGrnie McChrystal left
Thursday for Long Beach. Cal. where
they viii spend the remainder of ;hc
winter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31
Poor
Digestion?;

This is one of the first signs of stom-
ach weakness. Distress after eating,
sour quotations, sick headache, bill
ious conditions are all indicative
that il is the stomach that needs
assistance. Helpit to regain health
and strength by taking
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

was assisted by her aunt. Mrs. c. NJ
Bell. and Miss Florence Ware.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

jacobson VIII leave Tuesday 80 continue
their work at Notrc Dame academy, al
Noirc Dame. Ind,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred A. MAYNARD on
tertained at dinner at the knutsford
hotel Wednesday evening for Or
Thomas NJ. Ballcr of the University Of
New York, who had talked here be
fore thc teachers association
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mrs, j II. Won Elm aud her little
daughter Will leave for Denver in n
few days. 10 visit friends formerly
of Salt Lake
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mrs. McCaupe was hostess NJ N"
monthly birthday luncheon al the y
". G. s. Thursday. whcu tbe table wa
rmcttilv decorated in Christmas 60 lors
and White carnations. and covers laid
for:
Han Miss montgomery. MIs.
Hawkins. Mrs Sn"Ncl"N. MISS
Mckenzie, MiEs Woodmnusec. Miss
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Miss Lou Hays cntcrtIiued twelve at
= box party a the Shuhcrt tbeatcr
Wednesday afternoon followed by .
prcttilN-appointcd luncheon at Frank
lin 5. IN honor of Miss Alkaline Jacob.
son, who is bore for the holidays from
Notrc Dame academy at \otre Dame.
Ind. The guests were the members OF
folaIer sewing rlnb.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

The Misses Catherine and AdaIinc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

DR.. Helen Hunt of san Francisco. Cal.
who has becu guest Of Mrs. George
Gannctt. Is now spending few DAYS
with Mrs. A. *. 'riernan
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Hail. Miss Irene
Knox, Miss Frances
Mcintyre, Miss
Marian
Rice, Misx Isabel
Richards. Miss Jo-
scphino
IiiCC, Gordon
Walker. Miss Gen
Whitney. Miss NiU-
gina
" allsrr, Miss SYbll
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

The Young ladies of the Gamma Phi
sorority received number of their
friends al their home Thursday after
noon. The rooms were handsomely dee.
grated in the Christmas colors aud the
sorority coors. Between the hours Of
: fo ) about Gfty friends called aud
were received bv Miss Florence Neness,
Miss Jean Williams aud Miss Leah
twins
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Miss Martha w Lannine. ono of the
prominent teachers of tho public schools
here. has resigned her position and will
probably spend the remainder of The
winter in California
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mr. and Mrs. \, II. Barnes have as
their guests Mr. R3rncs's father and
sister. Rev. Dr. Barnes aud Miss Barnes
of Niles, Mich, who will spend few
DAYS here
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mis-. Emma Xanc entertained thirty
tricnd. al II 500 party al her h"mc
THURSDAY evening when The rooms wcrc
charmihelv decorated III = prptu@iou "t
Christmas bells aud evergreen, viii
wfcat!ls aud sprays of holly, Miss IanC
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Burrows. Miss Mar
Gucritr
Calladay, Miss Eliz-
ahctll
Calludav. Charles
DAILY, Maurice
Farms worth. NJ / > s
Ruth
lioa@, Miss Cathcr-
inc. ol ogden
Howard. Miss Mar
.ioI'ie
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

The Brown section of the La.
dies Literary club will meet at
] q clock today with Mrs. White
az 6G5 South West Temple street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Mrs, w. a. Caycnaugh will Ell.
terrain The ladies Of the post at
a tea This afternoon in honor of
her guest. Miss Amanda Holm
grcn of Logan.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Miss Marie Odell will he host.
css al 4 luncheon al her home
lodaN.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

The Misses Eleanor Warren,
Claire Cannon, Helen Hutchinson.
and Dorothy Letchteld will enter
tain ~ u dancing party at the
Ladies Literary club this even.
ing.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-31

Eiakor. Miss Eliza Lewis Miss Mercc
beth McConauEhy, Miss
Beatty. Miss Nr- Gladys
Gini5 Marshall Miss Cary
Banks, Miss Juliet Mcmillan. NJ \ :
Evans. Miss Rose AJl"cn
IIGloy8a. Miss M3ry Oswald Miss Hazel
la aobs, Miss Mar Shfiicr Miss Isa-
iorlc bel
Moore, Miss Gcorsi- Walden. Miss Mar
da EsrCt
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
CURRY WILL Be
GOVERNOR A WHILE LONGER
Happy Solution of What Seemed an
Awkward Situation--- National Ad-
ministration Expresses Full
Confidence in New Mexico's
Executive.--Asked to Re-
consider.

executive office of New Mexico. II
was impressed upon the Governor
that the Washington authorities con
sidered his action hasty and desired
him to reconsider it.
In the meanwhile, Governor Curry
had heard in no uncertain terms from
every part of New Mexico. II was a
tribute to his popularity. a call from
the business interests and the people
to remain on duty. which no consci
entious man could withstand Hav.
Ing the interests of the territory at
heart, rather than his own. GOVERNOR
Curry after consideration and consul.
tation with party leaders and friends,
decided to defer to their wishes and
for the present to withdraw his resig-
nation. although he has made up his
mind fully to retire when he can do
SO feeling that he had accomplished
al, that it is in his power to do for
the people and when a successor can
take up the work successfully where
he has left it.
Governor Curry. although i'll today,
was on duty in his office. There is
a large amount. of routine work to be
cleared away and by April /, many
vacancies on board will have to be
filled. The Governor is giving much
attention to the selection of the right
kind of men for these places.
In the meanwhile. not only the rank
and file as we'll sthe leaders of the
Republican part yare happy, but the
people as a rule too, are gratified and
happy that the cloud which hung
over New Mexico has passed away
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23

Governor Curry will remain as Gov
e,nor of New Mexico, at least for the
present He sent to President Taft q
telegram this forenoon withdrawing
his resignation as chief executive. AS
soon as affairs in New Mexico can
be arranged, which will be probably
in a few weeks, Governor Curry will
60 to Washington, d. c., to discuss
New Mexico matters fully with Presi-
dent Taft and Secretary of the In.
terror Ballinger In fall, Governor
Curry may again take up the subject
Of his resignation for he feels that he
cannot much longer afford to give his
times and services to the territory at
such sacrifice to his own personal
interests. Last evening, he received
several hlost flattering business offers
in case his resignation had been ac-
cepted.
Governor Curry withdrew his reSlg-
nation upon direct request from
Washington. A telegram from Presi-
dent Taft late last evening, the exact
words of which, of course, cannot be
given out except at the White House.
reassured Governor Curry that he
possessed the full confidence of the
National Administration: that as long
as he was Governor of New Mexico he
should have the sincere backing of
the President, and that the latter is
not aware of any controversy or of
any reason why Governor Curry
should feel that the National Admin
istration desires any change in the
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23

appropriation of one-quarter of a mil
lion dollars lis provided for the en-.
,Nt5lishment of a National Tubercu
losis hospital in the state of Colorado
l. provided for in bill introduced by
Representative Sabbath today. The
bill directs the secretary of the treas.
ury to acquire a site comprising not
less than 10000 acres and to erect
suitable buildings and supply COM
plete equipment for the use and treat
ment OF any persons in the United
States.
Many New Bills in Congress.
Washington, March 23.-There
were introduced in the Senate yester.
day 495 bills and four joint resolll.
tions. The majority of these meas.
ures were on subjects of which action
was sought at the last session. Mr..
Hepburn introduced large number
OF land bills. drawn on the line of
measures heretofore considered and
also reintroduced the bill providing
for a new executive department to be
known as the department of mines
Annuities for ex-president and the
widows of ex-presidents are provided
iii a bill introduced by Mr.. McCum-
ber Under it's terms an eX-president
would receive $4,000 a year as re-
tired commander-in-chief of the army.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23

MAKES EMPHATIC RET0RT
Unfair Construction of Bill
He Says Is Unpa-
triotic

Washington, D. c., March pa
There was slim attendance in the
House when the tariff measure was
taken up. Mr.. Payne was piled with
questions on all sides. Moore, OF
Pennsylvania, asked if amendments
could be offered to which Payne re-
piled: "Tbe House will control such
actions" Garrett of Tennessee asked
if the bill was not revision upward
whereat Pane retorted that no honor
able man would make such statement.
Payne insisted that the revision was
downward and that to place any other
construction on the bill was unfair to
him and his country. Later the dis
cussion turned to free hides and
Payne declared he wanted hides on
the free list to protect the independ-
ent tanners and give work to the men
employed by them. Kaasaid it would
not hurt anybody but the packers and
middlemen.
Many Would Like to Be Governor.
Special to The New Mexican.
Washington, D. c., March 23.-lt
was but few hours after the news
was received of Governor Curry's
resignation, that efforts were being
made by the friends of at least a
score Of persons to have them ap-
pointed governor OF New Mexico.
There are also number of applica-
tions for the governorship of Arizona,
as well as the vacant judgships in the
territories. Senator Boies Penrose
accompanied Delegate w. H. Andrews
to the White House today to discuss
with President Taft the New Mexico
situation and appointments and an
nouncements as to these are expected
soon J. G. Darden of Albuquerque
is having three suits made for a trip
to Panama, which he will undertake
upon the request of Colonel GOethals.
Representative Payne threatened to-
day to have lumber placed on the free
list as well as hides.
Bill for National tuberculosis Home
In Colorado.
Washington, d. G, March 23--An
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23

NO TRACE OF
PASADENA BALLOON
Two Searching Parties That Started
for the Sierra Madre Mountains
Also Lost tn Sjukt

Los Angeles, Cal, March 23.-More
than seventy hours have passed since
the huge balloon America, with six
men sailed into the fog of the Sierra
Madre mountains and nothing has
ben heard Of the aeronauts. The be-
lief is now expressed that the adven-
turers have been lost in the blizzard
raging in the mountains and have met
a dire fate. Nothing has been heard
Of the two searching parties sent in
search of the aeronauts.
The entire city is wrought up over
the loss of the six men in the balloon
America. The city council has guar
anteed the expenses of fifty men to
search. The big captive balloon Chi
cago will be towed up the mountains
to be used for observation. Seventy
five more have joined the searching
parties.
BALLOON FOUND.
Los Angeles. Calf, March 23-The
balloon America has been found and
all aboard are safe.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
BALLOON FOUND.
SOLICITOR GENERAL
HOYT RESIGNS
He Was a Visitor in Santa Fe Last
Fall as Representative Of Presi-
dent Roosevelt.

Washington, d. c., March 23.-The
president announced that he would
appoint Lloyd Bowers to be solicitor
general, vice Henry Hoyt, resigned
Mr.. Bowers is general counsel for the
Chicago & Northwestern railroad with
headquarters at Chicago. Solicitor
General Hoyt visited Santa Fe last
fall and his resignation comes as 4
surprise to his friends here.
Survey Of the Guadalupe Mountains.
Washington, d. c., March 23.-The
Guadalupe mountains southeast of
Carlsbad, in Eddy county, possess geo
logical characteristics unlike those of
any other section Of the United
States. The government has just
completed a very complete survey
with view to classifying the fossil
fauna of the Guadalupes. Early re-
ports recognized only so species but
the new survey has collected 326
fossil forms.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
WOMEN RESENT
IMPUTATION
Then Prove That They Really Know
Nothing About the Tariff and Its
Workings.

Chicago, March 23.--Seventeen
women's clubs that the recent doc
trine of politicians, that women can
not understand the tariff, will begin a
nationwide protest against increase
of duty on necessaries, emphasizing
the cotton and wool tariffs. The reso-
lutions passed will be placed before
the National Federation Of Women's S
clubs at San Antonio, Texas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
BIG SUM ASKED FOR
BLACK HAND DETERMINATION

New York, March 23.-Police Com
missioner Bingham has asked the
board Of aldermen for special up
preparation OF 100000 to be used, 1t
is said, to continue the work on which
Lieutenant Joseph Petrosino was en-
gagged In Italy when he was assassi-
mated. !. Y,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
STUDENT DIES AS
RESULT OF HAZING
Pupil Of White School of lndianap-
oils Succumbs After Being Hung
By Ankles,

Indianapolis, Ind, March %
Charles Stintson is dead as a result
Of hazing by fellow students at the
White school, who, it is said, strung
him up by the ankles to a sapling
and left him hanging SO long that he
died few hours after he was taken
down. 1t is expected arrests will fol
low.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
HONDURAS BONDS
ITS FOREIGN DEBT

Central eFIcan--Renup11c PIeuyes
Itself to Pay Forty Thousand
Pounds Each Year for 40 Years.
Tegucigalpa, March 23.-Sir Lionel
Garden, British minister to Central
America, has closed arrangements
with Honduras for the settlement of
the foreign debt on behalf of coun.
Gil of foreign bondholders. 1t is un-
derstood that the payment will be
made with receipts fom the Honduras
Inter-oceanic railway and wharf at
Puerto Cortez and customs receipts.
Honduras agrees to pay forty thou
sand pounds yearly for forty years.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
DID NOT REACH SOUTH POLE.

London, March 23.-According to
the Pall-Mall Gazette, the expedition
under Lieutenant Shackleton of the
British Navy, which left July, 1907,
has found the South Pole.
Didn't Get There.
London, March pa later report
says that Lieutenant Shackleford
failed In his South Pole exploration.
It Is reported he reached point $50
miles from the desired destination.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
SOUTHERN PACIFIC
TRAIN WRECKED
Physicians and Nurses Leave Yuma,
Arizona, In Response to an Unnec-
essAry Call for Aid.

Yuma, Ariz., March 23.-Passenger
train No. 9. of the Southern Pacific,
was wrecked this morning thirty
miles west of here. The smoking car
turned turtle, but none was hurt.
Physicians and nurses left for the
wreck in response to call for aid
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
SIX THOUSAND STRIKERS
VOTE TO RETURN TO WORK

Paris, March 2S.--At mass meet.
ling today 5000 striking government
telegraph and post office employees
voted to resume work.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
Will Fiuht Ten Rounds.

New York, N. Y, March 23.-Abe
Attel, featherweight, ). champion, and
frankie Neil OF California, will meet
for the third time in ten round fight
tonight in Brooklyn.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
WILL BE BROUGHT
BACK TO STATES
Detectives Leave for Mexico for Will
liam Neal Smith, Wanted in
Chicano

Chicago, Ills, March 23---Detectives
Will leave tonight for San Luis Obs
po, Mexico, to bring back William
Neal Smith, former president of the
San Luis Land and Cattle Company,
under indictment here charged with
the embezzlement of $4,000 from the
company.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
IN THE WORLD OF
SPORTSMANSHIP

String of American Racers Going to
European Tracks.-Ten-Round
Set-To at Brooklyn.
Cleveland, Ohio, March &c. X.
j. Billings, the famous horseman, ac-
cording to an announcement will send
the entire stable of racers to Europe
this year to appear on the European
tracks
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23
BEATTY WILL BE
RETURNED TONIGHT
Goes Back to Monrovia, California,
After Abandoning His intention
to Fight Observation-Disclosures
of Beinu DefauIter,

Dayton, Ohio March 23.-George A.
Beatty, under arrest here for robbery
of the. First National Bank of Mon
rovia, Calf, will start for Los An
,geles this evening in custody of the
police. Beatty decided at the last
moment to abandon his fight on
requisition.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1909-03-23

Washington, p. g, March 2a.An
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-04
The Leopard and the Pan.

One day worthy Kulu housewife
came out from her cooking and, stand
ing On the ledge Of rock at her door,
emptied pan Of boiling water into the
rank heritage growing below. 1t fell,
splash, on the back Of sleeping leop
ard, who jumped perpendicularly into
the air as high as the roof Of the hut
What might have happened NEXT
Who can say? But the astonished wo.
man dropped the pan with clang up.
on the rock, and the leopard took one
leap doWnhill. The pan followed, and
the leopard's downward leaps became
longer and swifter as the pan bounded
after it from rock to rock
When last seen the leopard had just
achieved a leap OF about $50 feet tC
the very bottom Of the ravine, thou
sands Of feet below, and the pan had
whirled about 500 feet over it on the
opposite side. The leopard would have
eaten the old woman with pleasure
but pan which first scalded half the
hide off him and then bounded changing
IN his wake from the top of the Hima
Iayas to the plains below was some
thing which he could not face.-Lon
don Chronicle.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-04
Walt Whitmsn's Pride.

Whitman's grandmother was a
Quaker, and the bard had been all his
life used, Quaker fashion, to sitting in
the house with his sombrero on If it
suited him to do so. One day, with
friend, he entered the gloomy and half
empty precincts Of Trinity church,
New York, and took back seat In the
obscurity and for a moment forgot to
remove his hat or was probably just
about to do so when an ofhcious verger
stepped up and requested him to take
it off. Walt a man Of immense pride,
not seeing fit to do so instantaneously
or being very slow in his mental proc
esses, was taking the matter into con-
sideration for a second when the
verger knocked the offending hat off
his head. Walt picked up the huge
felt and, doubling it together, smote
the fellow vigorously twice or thrice
with it on the head and slowly left
the church, the red faced sexton fol
lowing and threa tening him with the
law.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-04
Addition to Ranks Of Strikers.

Pittsburg, Aug 4:-The strike stu
ton at McKees Rocks assumed more
serious, proportions when 1855 Of the
men sent here by the Hudson River
company to- complete a number Of
cars for use in the new Manhattan
subway Joined the strikers.
About Eggs.
In hens egg only one-ffth Of the
substance is nutritious, one-ninth part
is refuse, and the remainder, the great
er portion, Is water.
White shelled eggs are not quite as
good as yellow ones, for they contain
q trife more water and little less fat
But your purveyor knows this and fire.
quently colors his WHITE eggs with cof-
fee.
Judged by the amount Of nutriment
a goose's egg is the most valuable
Next in order are ducks, guinea fowls,
hens, turkeys and plovers'. Eggs con.
tain large quantity of sulphur, which
is purifying to the blood and good for
the complexion.
TO get the best egg you must feed
your fowl on grain, and to cook it in
the most digestible way you must not
boil the water. Heat the water to 1SC
degrees and leave the egg in it for ter
minutes: You will then digest every
morsel. But If you boil it for three
minutes no less than one-twelfth OF
it will fail to be digested. Thus if yor
eat two eggs boiled for three minutes
every day you waste five dozen in 6
year.-London Mail.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-08-04
The Onlv Exclamation.

Old Mrs. Smith was a chronic COM
palmer and was constantly sending for
the family physician and giving him a
list of her fancied ailments. He al
ways listened quite patiently, but was
getting a little tired Of hearing the
same things over and over.
One day when the old lady consid-
cred herself in an unusually bad way
she sent for the doctor and, after 60
ing over the usual list, ended by say.
Ing: REALLY, doctor, l do not know
WHIST in the world is wrong with me.
can neither lay nor set.'
The doctor looked at her a moment,
then said in solemn tone, MADAM,
you must be rooster. "-Kansas City
Independent