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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

From all indications Crum Of Chic
lesion is about to be brushed from the
festive hoard Of the Carolina q .. F.
pie counter
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

Now really, il would b nnkind fol
the republican party TO put Fafs 70 me
Job OF Crum's remover as soon rs ne
pnts his bis feet under the n.ahogon-
les in the. white house.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

John Wesley Gains announced in
congress the other day that ne had
been a kicker for twelve FEARS, Yes,
and the people finally kicked J Wesley
out of congress, too!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

The doctors have discovered q new
digease-s'pe llagarar II comes from
the use Of too much corn. Now we
can see the finish of those north Geor-
gia mountaineers! ~
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

That death mask of Napoleon N At
aanta what's jokeHess and yet what
1 subject to joke VITA The spirit Is
all good enough, but at times 1t sug-
sests another kind of spirits.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

For the third time recently 4 mem
Aar NJ the Georgia Purse family has
committed suicide because o. Empty
curses. Tie latest one occurred In
Atlanta on Friday and the INFO, innate
victim was a printer.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

We have arrived at The 'cGel'ts.pn
thai some enc was smoking M sontc'
when that unknown ship Nsas report. ]
us going down of Diamond Shoals.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

Theodore says the bill ppssed by the
California legislature againat the Jap
anese is very offensive. Yes, perhars
so to the Japs.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

They say that Secretary Loeb 10 to
be collector OF the port of New York.
He will probably have his office in
Baxter street.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

In the great weather contest now on
as between the seasons. spring seems
to have again landed solar r.eSus
somewhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

II DIR. Bull, the famous New York
surgeon, now seeking health and rest
in the south. wants to find the senu-
inc article, he should come to Bruins
wick. tN Nj
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

It's time to call Captain Raoul, of
Atlanta. He has been dreaming about
that Napoleon death mask long
enough Wake him upl
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

They do say that henzoate q ycda'
lis randy becoming veiy popular
beverage.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

Never mind about the Georgia peach.
It's safe, all right enough. But the
Georgia possum is in great danger
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

1t is announced that the women
have concluded to enter the field OF
auto racing How very rapid the wo-
men are really getting!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

A FEW LADIES' COATS. vFRx
STYLISH, REDUCED PRICE. or,
SALE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY a.
A. ZELMENOVITz.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

The lower house Of congress IS dis
cnssing the proposed anti-ius bill in
The very highest OF spirits.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06
Piles cu,ed in & 70 ~ Dave

Pazo otnsr1ent IS guaranteed 20 srrs
any case of itching, blind, hleedta.r ~
protruding piles in to IA digs or
money refunded. Goo
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

More trouble for Theodore Think
what he will get on Valentine day.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

ONLY A FEW LADIES' COATS
LEFT. WILL SELL AT LESS THAN
COST. A. ZELMENoVlTZ.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

FINE LADIES' COATS AT a,e
REDUCTIONS At zELMENoylTz.s,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06
MISCELLANEOUS

AaEN-orr Illustrated catalogue ex-
elaihs how we teach barber trada
~ rev weeks, mailed free. Moler
barber College, Atlanta. Ca 3-Ia
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

kINDLINc WOOD for sale. 500 Der
barrel, delivered Strictly casa
Phone 4s2.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06
ONE Gent A WORD

Wanted-colored women desiring face
bleach TO use and SCH Snowflake.
Pleasing effect instaatlv seem
Jar postpaid. Money refunded II
not satisfactory. Absolutely nar....
less. Best agency teens. Burton
Co, st. Joseph, Mich. 81.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-06

EVERY DAY EXCEPT MONDAY.
Entered at the Brunswick, Ca, POST
office as seeond-class mail matter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
The Garland Globe.
Saturday, November 81.


Eli Manning Of Pennington is
The guest of his son, d. e. Man
ming and wife.
j. q. Leavitt returned Wed :
nesday from a business trip to
Salt Lake.
Quite a number Of turkeys,
geese and ducks were ratified
off at the Club saloon on the
eve Of Thanksgiving day.
Geo. e. Hall of Portage
stopped over in Garland We'd
nesday to get a Thanksgiving
turkey on return trip to Ogden
where he went with a fine bunch
OF steers for the Ogden market.
Lame back com es suddenly and is ex
tremely painful. Il Is caused by rheum
atism Of the m uscles. Quick relief is
Afforded by applying Chamberlain,s
Eminent. Sold by All Dealers.
Invitations are out for a grand
ball to be given under the
auspices of the Ladies' Self
Culture Club at the Garland
hell next Tuesday evening,
November 30th. The prizes
offered by the Club for the best
kept general surroundings OF
the home will be awarded dur
ing the evening. The affair
promises to be one of tn,
seasons social successes.
The following young people
who are attending school il
Salt Lake, Ogden and Logan
came home to spend Thanks
giving with there parents
Earnest Jensen, Willard Grover
and Chas Clayton from the A
G. at Logan; Miss Hazel Ed
wards from the l.. ID. S. Ur
iversity, Salt Lake; Miss Nv
Vanfeet from the Weber Stalk
Academy; George King and tn
Misses Lucy and May X in
from the B. Y. Collage, Logar
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27
w. r. Vanheet spent We'd

w. r. Vanfeet spent We'd
nesday in Ogden.
Eph Coombs was transacting
business in the state capital the
fore part of this week.
r. +. Coombs of Fielding, a
member of the Board of Educa-
ton, visited our public schools
Wednesday.
II you receive copy of the Garland
Globel with "Sample copy" written on
the corner, remember that It Is an invita-
ton for you to subscribe. 81 so will give
you the Globe SO weeks and you cannot
afford to be without your HOME paper.
Winfield A. Wood of Salt Lake,
Inspector of agencies of the
Continental Life Insurance Co. d,
was in Garland on business
Wednesday.
Mrs Drake, who resides at the
Bear River Power Plant, sister
of Mrs. Agnes Wheelon of this
city and Mrs. M. E. Campbell
of Brigham, is on the sick list.
Good home for sale in Gar
land. Easy terms. Apply to
Thos. Wise, Owens nj a
Market, Garland. o9-tf
Last Friday afternoon Mis- S
Mildred Walsworth Of Point
Lookout, took a dose Of car,
bolic acid with suicidal intent
She is still among the living
but badly burned about thu
mouth and throat.
/ Group is most prevalent during tn
dry cold weather of the early white
months. Parents of young childre
should be prepared for 1t. All that /
needed Is bottle of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy Many mothers ar
never without It in their homes and
has never disappointed them. Sold b
All Dealers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-11-27

Miss Louise Clark returned
Tuesday from a pleasant visit
with relatives in Pennington.
o. l.. Winters enjoyed a
turkey dinner with his family |
in Ogden Thanksgiving day.
Boyd and Francis ratified off
two fine pipes Thanksgiving.
Supt. II. II. Edwards and
family moved into their new
dwelling on Factory street the
latter part Of last week and are
now cozily located in one of the
finest residences in town.
Miss Sarah Fowler and Mrs.
Hiram S. Fowler were Brigham
visitors Wednesday.
Thanks to Howard Evans for
two big ducks we editor Toasted
on Thanksgiving Day.
j. G. Wixom of Brigham, ia
ther of the Globe man, is the
guest of rye EDITOR and wife.
When cold becomes settled in the
system, !, will take several days treat.
ment to cure IL, and the best remedy to
use is Chamberlain Cough Remedy
| 1t will cure quicker tran any OF her
and leaves The system ina natural and
healthy condition. Sold by All D5a lers
Mrs. Hans Miller returned to
her home in Brigham yesterday
after a pleasant visit in this
city the guest of Mr.. and Mrs,
j. Y. Jensen and Mr.. and Mrs
Geo. w. Miller.
Came in time for Thanksgiv.
ing dinner-A charming daugh'
ter was born to the wife of w
G. Parke of Riverside at II a
m. Thanksgiving day.
The old, old story. told times withou
number, and repeated over and owe
! again for the last 36 years, but IL is Away
welcome story to those in search o
health-There is nothing in the worl'
: that cures coughs and colds as quickl.
as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, Soil
by All Dealers.
.,,a..,.,..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
A Financial Parable.

Just before the collection was taken up one Sunday morning u negro clergy man announced that certain brother had forgotten to lock the door of his chicken house the night before, and. as . result, in the mornlng he found that most of the fowls had disappeared. II doan' want to be pussOnal bredr'n." he added, but hab my s'picions as to who stole dem chickens. also lab reason fo' b'lievin' dat if am right in dose s'picons dat pusson won't put any money in de plate which will now be passed around
 The result was tine collection. Not . single member of the congregation feigned sleep. After il was counted the old parson cane forward.
 ''Now. bredr'n." he said, "l doan' want your dinners to be spOiit by won derin' where dat bruddcr lives who doan' lock his chickens up at night. Dat brudder doan' exist, mah friends He was q parable gotten up fo' pur- pose of finances"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
A Sian of Death.

There may have been many signs of death-so some people believe-but one described here is probably new to mary. Mir. w. E. Cooper of Chelten- ham tells of his father being Til. but not confined to bed. and one sunny day in June when he walked across the garden another man. the facsimile of his father met him and apparently passed into him.
 Shortly after my father came to me and said. Did you see me go across the garden:' | said. Yes Well, Inc said. I shan't be here long. Our fam lily see themselves before they die Although l had seen this. said. Non sense.' He shook his head and walked away. Shortly after he took to his bed and died July |. My father during the few days he was in bedwe were haymaking at the time~askcd each morning, Which field are you in now" When we came to d certain field called Cadley,' he said. with Il sigh of great satisfaction. 'Ah. l shall die now.
 He died the same morning near mid day.-T. p.'s London Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Spoiled His Taste,

"A friend of mine," said q Montana man. "is defending damage suit for being party to making man take the liquor cure without his consent. This man had been on a protracted spree of several weeks, and his bus- ness was going to the dogs. My friend thought it would be kindly thing to send him to q sanitariuln for treat ment. He did so. and the man was given the cure for the whisky habit. When he was discharged from the sanitarum the fixst thing he did was to go to 1: saloon. He called for whis- ky. He tasted it. but did not fancy the flavor of 1t. He set his distaste of it down to the cure he had been given by my friends orders and imme- diately began suit for $5O,OOO dam ages. He says in his complaint that he had highly cultivated and dis criminating taste for whisky, which had taken years to develop. and that
 was spoiled by the cure do not know how my friend will come out, but he Is not helping any more down and outs without first obtaining their consent. ."-New York Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Old Tina Saiaeias.

How often clerks and other employ ees of big firms are heard to complain of the slnatl salaries they receive! Yet if they realized that Columbus drew a salary of only just over f66 year they would. perhaps. hesitate before grumbling at their f1OO or E15O per an mum. Prominent clergymen have re- ceived as much as and more than f1O,- 900 a year. and yet John Knox only got 16s. Sd. a week, and that was As. I'd. more than Scottish judges of his time. It must be confessed, however, that at this period of small salaries money went long way. For instance. . good Christmas dinner for family of six during the sixteenth century could be provided for an outlay of about eightpence halfpenny.--London Standard,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
RinoS as a Protection.

Il used to be surprised" said a clerk in Il high class jewelry establishment. when q woman whom knew was un- married would come in and coolly se- feet a handsome solitaire diamond ring. the sort usually sold for an engage nieht ring. and then. quite as q matter of course. buy a plain gold band of the wedding ring variety. l couldn't un- derStand it at first. but now I've learned that many unmarried women think two such rings. worn when tray
 cling, for instance, serve about the same purpose as chaperon. had a case the other day where mother came in with her unmarried daughter "a pretty girl hardly out of her teens and bought two such rings. From their conversation I learned that the girl was to take the trip to the Pacific coast unaccompanied, and the mother evidently thought if her daughter was protected by her rings she'd not be so apt to be criticised for being alone
 Funny idea. but the women seem to think 1t works well."-New York Sun.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Tho Chair of 1ortura.

The most prominent building in the ancient city of Nuremburg is the cas- tie. One of it's two towers was used for torture, the other served as a prison. The castle also contained a museum of horrors until 1t was pur- chased by the Earj of Shrewsbury and Talbot. in whose possession these rel les now lie. One of these was the chair of torture. It was very heavily made and studded over the seat and at the elbows with blunt topped spikes To 1t the victim was tightly bound. and in a short time discomfort began to manifest itself and In time became nnbearable. During it's continuance the torture was increased in several ways by means of wedges being pass ed between the legs and screws being applied to the thumbs until they be- gan to bleed
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Nationaliem in Music.

It Is a curious fact that no great na- t1onal music has ever been written among d people living under a repub- hcan form of government. The Swiss are, perhaps, the oldest example of a people living permanently under that regime. and there has never been a Swiss composer of any note or of even moderate ability. Against this it ilpy be urged that the American democ- racy is unqucstionabiy sui generis; that nothing like'it has ever existed before, and that for this reason being in position to make precedent for ourselves we need not necessarily con- slider democracy per SC as inimical to musical development. On the con trary, the very variety of the elements which are now forming tue American nation would argue in favor of the possibility of the foundation of m tioHal school of music, which, in unit ing the characteristics of many peo- ples, might in time develop into some thing broader aud stronger, fresher more vital and more spontaneous than anything the world has hitherto seen Reginald de Kovcn In North Ameri can Review.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Sixino Up Bernard Shaw.

Bernard Shaw is thus immortalized by Charles Hawtrey, the well known English comedians: .'Once on Il time l had q mad desire to produce Sha w's play of You Never Can Tell 1 wrote to Sha W and asked his permission. He answered that he would come and read it to me He did and began by saving that sometimes he thought it was the best play that ever was writ ten and at others he considered 1t the greatest trash. Anyhow. he was of opinion that 1t was 8 pretty poor play and that if produced it-well, l must take the consequences. Some time afterward asked Shaw if I could compress the last act He declined to allow one line to be altered or cut out. In view of certain contingencies l had at last to tell him that couldn't pro- duce the play. His answer was: Thank you so much! You have taken q great load ofr my mind Now, what are you to do with a man like that ?''--' Minneapolis Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
The Hub ef the German Empirs,


 Unter den Linden is the center spot of Berlin and the hub of the German empire. This magnificent boulevard is 1898 feet in width, and under the shade of its lime trees the Berliners have meeting place which is equal in architectural beauty to any in Eu- rope. It is lined on either side with magnificent hotels, restaurants and palaces. At the east end of Cnter den Linden. where it enters upon the Opera House platz. stands the magnificent monument of Frederick the Great. which is worthy of the real founder of United Germany. To the right of this monument is the palace of the Emperor William l., now occupied by Prince Heinrich. The north side of the Opera platz is occupied by the buildings of the University of Berlin, and next to it stands the Royal libra ry, which rivals that at the British museum both in it's size and the num- Der of volumes it contains. The op- era house itself is on the south of the platz and is building of a nation of music lovers like the GerIAans-ArgO- mutt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Scotland and Horse Racing.

Scotland has been famous for it's horses from the most ancient days. When Agricola defeated the Caledo- nians at the battle of the Gramplans. A. D. S4, the Celtic enemy, as Tacitus relates, were exceptionally strong in cavalry and charioteers. Successive kings of Scotland did much to improve It's native breed of horses, and ill this connection 1t Is not to be forgotten that the first Scottish king of Eng land. James l.. did more to improve the race horses in our island than was ever done before him or has ever been done by any individual since. James l. was the real author of horse racing as 1t has since been known in England. He it was who first established regu- lar courses. and during his reign there came into being the code of regula- tions f hat led up to the modern laws of the turf Nobody denies that horse racing has done much for the breed of British horses. It was gift from Scotia nd.-I.ondon Answers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
A Very Rostful Rest


 Adolf Menzel, the German artist. was at one time engaged on a mural deco ration. He had rigged up scafoldins in his studio, on which his model was requested to stand. For two long hours the poor poseur stood up aloft in most fatigulng posture. Menzel in the meantime worked at his sketch. needless of the fact that his model was growing tired.
 At length the model found 1t neces- sary to speak. Herr professor" said he, ''how about q recess!"
 Menzel apologized profusely for hts forgetfulness. Certainly. certainly my dear sir" said he Come down and rest yourself bit.'
 The model had clambered from the scaffolding to the ladder. which led town from 1t to the studio floor.
 Stop" cried the artist suddenly. That pose is fine: Don't move mus cle"
 And once more the model was forced into strained rigidity, while the enthu- siastic draftsman set about sketching him.
 At the end of half an hour Menzel looked up from his work. '"rhere," :" said he: "that will do nicely! Get back on the scaffold. We have had our rest. Let us get back to work again" :" What the model said Is left to the readers imagination
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21

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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Died With Warm Feet.

Isaac O'Barns. once pension c0mmis sioner in Boston. appointed by Presi- dent Franklin Pierce. was known for his terse and cutting sayings. It was told of him that he promised to sub scribe for the erection Of Baptist church on condition that they should 'baptize 'em in hot water"
 It is of MT. O'Barns the story is told that when on his deathbed. or when he thought he was dying and the doc tor had pronounced his feet warm and said that no one had ever died with warm feet, the old gentlemall inquired in . whisper whether the doctor had forgotten the case of John Rogers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
pomestlc Bliss.

They had been trotting in double harness for seven long. weary months. and the honeymoon had bumped the bumps for fair.
 ''John," she said, as she dIshed out the breakfast food, II need little pin money this morning."
 What did you do with the $5 gave you last week." asked the man who had promised to love. honor and pay the freight
 "Oh. l don't remember" she replied Its 50 easy to spend $5 and have nothing to show for it.
 Right you are." sighed John. That was the amount paid the minister for marrying us.'-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
A Corsican Vendetta,

Lecturing on ''The Land of the Ven detta" at the Royal Geographical so- ciety's headquarters, the Rev. T. T. Norgate said he had discovered in- stances of vendetta being started in Corsica through a pig getting into an- other mans field, and this had caused the loss of perhaps hundreds of lives and had made two families deadly ene- mics for upward of 300 years. The men who carried on such vendetta would scorn to rob any one of a slx- penny piece.-I.ondon Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
A One Man Jury.

A tailor who was defendant in a case tried in court seemed much cast down when brought up for trial. Whats the troubler' whispered his counsel, observing his clients distress as he surveyed the jurymen.
 'lt looks pretty bad for me-" said the defendant, unless some steps are taken to dismiss that jury and get in a new lot. There ain't man amongst 'em but what owes me money for clotheS'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
TonQue Twisters.

Among brief tongue twisters the fol- lowing are hard to beat: "'rhe sun shines on the top signs" She says she shall sew sheet;" The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" Some of Shakespeare's lines offer pitfalls to the rapid speaker. In "Midsummer Night s Dream" we find. "W'hen lion rough in widest rage doth roar," and in the same play
 Oh. Fates. come. come!
 Cut thread and thrum;
 Quail. crush. conclude and Quell.
 London Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Skinny Boys and Chunky Girls.

In referring to a thin boy il is all right to call him skinny" hut you must call thin girl ''spiritucIle." It means the same. but sounds better. Never call any one but boy 'puny." "A "puny" girl should be called frag- ile." It sounds more ike delicate china, and all of that sax like to be compared to fine Dresden A chunky" boy is all right. but a girl has a Cine ly rounded figure" A boy is 'gawky." but girl displays "uututored grace" -Atchison Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
SArcaatic.

Senior Waiter (to rather green as sistant at recent banquet in cele- brated London hoteD -N Now. then, young man, do bit O somethink, and don't stand a-gaping and staring there as if you was the bloomin' guest O the hevenin' London Mail.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-05-21
Henry's Better Scheme.

The Wears Daughter-Papa's sub ject tonight is to be "Love One An other" Shall we go. Henry? Henry- No. dear. think we had better stay at home and practice what your father Is preaching g.-London Tft-Bits.