New-York tribune., 1909-02-23
ANx1oIrs INQUIRIES.

We wonder II It's true
That you a frank verscious plan
And ne'er send word that you were out
To callers at the door,
Or hail with genial, welcoming shout
Some necessary bore!
DID you neer say with studied died bow
This great occasion is, VOW,
The nappiest In my life
Unto your fellow men?
Were you not rather more polite
Than truthful now and then?
How to live on s cents day has been solved in
Chicago. If charges made by the Citizens Associ-
alton sganst the Sheriff prove to be true. The
association is seeking force the Sheriff expend
a little of the 2oI5 cents day he receives for
each prisoner food We found" says the as
ISOLATION after thorough investigation, that the
grade Of beef plates briskets used in feeding the
prisoners could be bought for cents pound or
less. This indicates clearly that the cost OF the
meat fed to the prisoners does not exceed cents
a day a man The midday meal in addition to the
meat consists only OF piece Of bread and vege-
table. The total OF this meal. according to
the estimates given the association. does not much
exceed cents. For breakfast and supper the pris-
oners are given only piece OF bread and tin cup
of coffee The cost OF these meals certainly does
not exceed ~ cents each"
I'm an actor out Of employment Can you give
me- york on your farm ftsIIii,. ~ 49,. ,.a,.v
What difference does that makeT'
minute std Sketch" "0Louisvili. T courier-Journal VI ri
A Berlin scientist advocates the use Of cleo
tricity for clearing away snow. His apparatus
consists OF a platform, on to which the snow
swept of the roadway is shovelled and beneath
which are series Of pockets formed OF thin
metal kept hot by electrical radiators. The snow
falls from the platform into the pockets. and Is
discharged as water from the hoppers. The plat
form is mounted on wheels for transport to var1-
Gus parts of the town.
Tommy,-Pop. how would you define gambler. .L;,!
T9mmys ny ber en- IL I hs loses. and his friends
think he is a gambler II he wins-PhHadelpnla
Record.
She went into a Fifth avenue hair dresser's
shop to have her head shampooed. She wore her
hair in Psyche knot. The shampooer seemed to
be trihe rough. and finally her tugs at the
Psyche knot became so forceful that the woman
in the chair cried out IN pain What are you
trying to do: pull my head on?"' she exclaimed
"I am trying 10 get your Psyche kAot on. re-
piled the shampooer. but ii won't come. How
did YOU ever get 1T pinned on so hrmly? The
customer almost shrieked: Come OF! Why. its
my hair"
The university student blew cloud OF smoke
from a monogrammed cigarette -
he said II n bored tones why. have to come to
rectations machine OF the G model yet -
Philadelphia Ledger
Mems Wear" Of London. has announced what
the hats of the coming season are TO be The
new silk hats" says this authority. ARE both
light and graceful. and have trife more bell
than last seasons The hard felt hat, however.
IS exceedingly squat In some cases II is actually
wider at the top of the crown than whore It
folns the brn. The straw folder on the lines
of an ordinary soft felt hat, is 70 be revived In
a number of new and original styles. The moceis
are neat and compact with high crowns and small
brirns They will be worn in dark colors as well
as in white"
DO you think a college education PAYS"
You bet II does. My graduated last year
and has been hired at a salary of s24 week to
go back and train the varsity basketball team
next season Chicago Record-Herald.