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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1909-08-26


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Wszysccy Wierh,ymm zostaanlie "
my atWo znajdziemy roodakkii5s
prze.zWyciezian,iia wszelkiicchh
|pokus, alkich ii ME brak, 9
lkt6re mas ciagna do nasslasl-
dowanliia otoczenia innonaro-
Idowego ameryka6skiego "
wyzbyJwaniiu sic prawdziWych
uczuc patryotycznych a go.
nienia wylacznie "a dorob-
:kiem materyalnym.
Niestety " Ameryce malo,
lest ~rzeczywiscie u6wiado-
mionych Polak6w, ich zas
zbawienne zabiegi " szerze-
niu uswiadomienia U Wielkite]
m "a n1nlel osWleconycn pa
rallzula przeWrotne naukl
wrzekomo u~sW1adomlonych
po'gioWkoW, tu szumn1e i
berafhatmrl zWanych ! poste-
powcam1. NE Dyc tel zaka'y
W spoieczenstWle naszem tu
" Ameryce' folon1a amery-
kanska staiapy ozls Q pare s
set procent leple]' lecz ! tax
ME podopnaa nam rag opusz'
czatc q postep l'e,'!' raz opra'
nym szla at sm MIA na.
prod wyWracac zakusy ME.
dowlarkow ! pred mimi ogo4
= ostrzegac.
Gl6wna podstawa naszego
: postepu patryotycznego "
Ameryce Jest Kosci6l ipolsks
szko1a; tego nam nigdy z Okla
spuszczac ME ;wolno. Pre-.
chodzimy tedy do drugiegc
punktu daze6 prawdziWie u.
:: wychowanis
%potomsttwa po polsku. Jak z
|iednei strony naog61 latwc
Jest imigrantom pozostac Pc.
lakami, chociazby oni ME Z
.[przekonania ale. raczej in.
stynktowo podtrzymywali "
sercu SVEN iskre ,mlioscl ~
lOjczyznie ! poczuWall SIC &c
pewnych wzgledem Mel Q.
bowiazk6w, tax 2 drugle::
|strony nader trudnem JEST
. zadanle, wszczeplac " mfo'
dzlez tn zrodzona po]ecle {
mifoscf kraju ! narodu, kto'
re i'm So obce, nickname - zu'
. pe{nie. Trudniejszem state
Isle to zadanie jeszcze przez
okolicznosci, kt6re W rozmal'
ty spos6b wychowanie pol
Iskie hamuja i czestokroc j
prawie ~uniemozliwiaja.
. Wiekszo6e przewazna ma.
-!!szei imigracyi - to lud pro.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1909-08-26

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laaameA1lm s1nzpe WYszaka1a4
Z aanele na5mle)sce5 przyssde-s
81 opo"lazku ouproWaaz't1a:'
l'oWn'ez n'ep y ~
|lese zsrzut' - Y Do1nu ~
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[emlgrancl ledzen;a. Foa=tym
Wzgledem Jest tam zWAyczal
tzuFei1n1e siu1sazny) 20 ma spo !.
zyWanle poslfku rano, " pos.
fudnle, Tub Wleczorem SO @
znaczone sclsle godzlny, a 70
Is 1ano, - v po'u1nle 10
Wleczolrem. kto 2 em1granl-
TOW spozn' sic Q godz'ne
lmnlel mel ME dosta]e le-
.'dzenla z.tel proste]sprzyczyny,
re albo 'nnl Wsz'ystko zjedl'
Ia apetYt maja nielada), albo
kulchnia musi przygotowat
iedzenie ma nastepna pore,
vice tamto, co zosta1o, rozda-
]esiuz,ble, a naczynla my]e.
Jedzenie Jest dobre ! suite.
w kohcu nlecnym Wymy-
stem Jest, ]akoby zarzad to-
|leroWaf, pllatykl, luD orggle "
oDreple sWego uomu. Jest :
sc'sle oznaczona goozlha
Wstawanla, mool'tWv ! !. uda-
wanna sic ma spoczyneK ! 20
tax dalece sclsle' 20 MONA
smlafo skarzyc sic ma ogra-
nlczenle osop'stel wolnosc'.
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WYsouy' '1ys'os ~ :
p'A,1"o''oso'.
Inacze' przeostaWla sle
odnosn1e oo7n'ektorych asen'
TOW. ~ rozpoczyna sie sPra-
wa drazllWa' Ktora 1eonako-
Woz qua ooora spra"y ! -.
s'ytucyl Oez uprzoozeh' po.
ruszyc music.
PomiedzY agentami sw. 10
zefa' jest jaki6 Litwin I. NJ.
(nazwisko Gale sadie niepo-
trzebne), kt6rego postepo-
wanie pozostaw;a wiele do
zyczenia. Pomijajac juz fakt,
ze pan ten stara. sic wszelki-
. I F,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1909-08-26

Rozpacz smakosza, przegglsdajs
cego jaldfospis: DWWaa.dzieesccia p pc
traW do wyboru, a ma g Wszystk,o's
tylko jeden zoFaadek!!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1909-08-26

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o'ia 'zsczy iuu :, 'e'.' s'a1's" =
szy I'D zlen,l nc n'oso us
klen : p'y''ao0l' 10
'ap1szy sle y sy'a W.o1 .
sposoonosc 1aos1o.eu1on'a :
k'ego taklego na'a'ku' ~
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
The Gold Water Cure.

II you feel a cold coming on. drink a
glass of cold water. not iced. and re-
peat at half hour intervals until relief
Is felt. If hot water is easier TO take.
II can be substituted for tI~ cold, par
ticularly I'm the morning aud at night.
Taking an abundance Of liquid matters
more than It's temperature. Ii Is there
where the patients fall short They
will drink a glass or two of water.
then declare they can take no more
and, ceasing. decide water cannot drive
out a cold. This water cure is not so
modern as the most of us think II. In
an old prescription book of q famous
physician of more than a hundred
years ago this curious remedy for a
cold Is found: Let We patient who
feels a cold coming on eat Of q fine,
big salt herring just before going to
bed. This will make We patient drink
plenty of water" If you have not
strength of purpose to drink freely of
water for the colds sake. make your.
self thirsty as best you cau-Only take
all the water possible.-Philadelphia
Press.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Women In japan.

Like most oriental races, the Japa-
nese regard women as the inferior sex.
and the japanese woman cheerfully in
dOrses the doctrine. Il once" said a
globe t%rOtter. "sat down to dinner at
a hotel in Vancouver where there was
a japanese waitress. With me at the
table were two Canadian women; but,
to my surprise, the waitress not only
gave me priority in serving the meal,
but was very particular in seeing that
l had the largest portion of every
thing. l was rather puzzled until
remembered that III japanese eyes
was. as Il man. regarded as far more
important than u woman and treated
accordingly"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Hanoed For VIOLATING Smoke Law.

Curious and little known facts about
the house ire were mentioned by f.
II. Blake. addressing the surveyors
institution on warming and ventila-
ton. Fires were at one time a gre Il
luxury, he said. and even the right to
use the fire had been %bequeathed. Thus
the will of one Richard Byrchett 0516D
read:
81 will vt sayd Nell my wye shall
have We chamber she Ives In ard
lyberte at We flyer In the house: all
yese thyngs shall she have so long as
she VS. wido."
Coal. continued Mr.. Blake, was first
imported into London at the end of the
thirteenth century. but the smoke pro-
duced by burning it in improperly con-
structed CRATES caused such n preju-
dice against it that in 1906 q law was
passed making it a capital Offense to
burn coal In the city. The Tower re-
ords give details of a mans trial and
execution for the offense. London
Graphic.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Not Since the Flood.

Sir Henry Irving once received what
he at the time considered a very pal
pable snub, delivered him by a high
lander. While touring in Scotland the
actor visited some of the notable tradi-
tionary scene associated with Shake
Spearean drama. AS a matter of
course one of the first pilgrimages was
to the blasted heath where Macbeth
met the witches. In an agreeable
mood Sir Henry as they drove along
turned smilingly to his driver.
Are there any witches about now?"
he asked.
The driver whipped up his horses.
"Not since the food" he replied In
his curt Scots way.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Not the Kind He Wanted.

PROGRESSED politicians who have re.
duoed public office to an exact science
find the Independent voter a sad STUN.
bling block, a fact which is amusingly
disclosed by a story found in the life
of the late George Monro Grant. the
eminent Canadian educator and clergy
man.
Toward the end of Sir John Macdon-
AIDS life he and Principal Grant. then
the head of Queens college. met at a
dinner at the house of the premier's
brother-in-law, Professor Williamson.
"How l WISH" the premier said to
the principal, that you would be a
steady friend of mine"
MY dear Sir John" the principal
replied, Il have always supported you
when you were right"
The premier's eyes twinkled, and he
laid his hand upon the shoulder of the
principal.
MY dear man," said he. 81 have no
use for that species of friendship
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
SHOOTING WHALES.
Modern Whalers Use a Cannon and an
Explosive Harpoon.


Whaling with modern methods in
Alaskan waters Is an exciting game.
especially for those who are new 70
the business. The modern whaling
steamer is Il little vessel almost round
on the bottom. which enables il To be
turned and managed with the greatest
ease. Mounted at the bow Is a small
annon that shoots u harpoOn weigh
ing more than 100 pounds and having
an explosive head. called the bomb.
If the shot is good and the harpoOn
is planted squarely behind the fin. the
bomb crashes into the lungs. killing in
stantly: if not. the struggle may last
for several hours.
After a whale has been killed the
carcass is brought alongside the boat
and inflated so that it will float. A
long coil of rubber hose. one end OF
which is attached to Il pump and the
other to a hollow spear pointed tube
of steel. with peEforationS along its
entire length. is used for this purpose.
The spear is thrust well down into
the whales side, the air pump started
and the body slowly filled with air.
When inflated enough TO keep it atloat
the tube is Withdraw n the i~ncision
plugged with oakum and the carcass
cast off. A buoy with Il flag is at
tached to the body. and it is then set
adrift to be picked up at the end of
the days hunting.
The whaling station is q group of
buildings situated in a bay or rove
near enough to the feeding grounds 10
allow the steamer to come in each
night with the days catch. The
whales are anchored at a buoy in front
Of u long. inclined platform. upon
which they are drawn. tail first. by
means of Il steam winch.
The saying that every part of the
pig but the squeal is now Of market
value is also a fact with the whale.
Not a particle of the animal is wasted.
After tue skeleton is stripped of flesh
it is di~Sarticulated and the bones chop
ped in pieces.
The bluDber is tried out for oil. II
the meat and bones are boiled for the
same purpose. Later the flesh is arti-
fcially dried and sifted. making a fine
guano, and the bones are ground up
for fertilizer. Even the blood is boiled
and dried with the flesh. and the wa
ter in which the blubber has been
tried out makes excellent glue. Tue
fins and tail. after being sliced into
thin strips. are sailed and barreled and
shipped to Japan as an article of food.
Worlds Work.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
In Bed With a Snake,

For n thing East Africa must have
credit; snakes are not numerous, as
they are in the south-at least l never
have seen many. There are pythons.
but they do not appear to be danger
Gus. l shall lev forget how. down in
South Africa during the war. L once
awoke and found a black mwamba in
bed with me. The snake is absolutely
deadly. 1t frightened me so that after
the whole thing was owe | went out
and was sick. Fortunately l vas quite
ignorant of the fact that it was under
the blankets with me and rolled out
unconcernedly. Had l known it was
there in all probability it would have
struck me.-FOreSt and Stream.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
The Greatest Wealth.

Is there any compensation in money
for a starved, stunted, dwarfed mind?
Can lands and houses, stocks and
bonds, pay a man for living a narrow,
rutty, sordid life? How much none
would match the wealth of a trained
mind, of unfoIded possibilities? Is the
capacity for the appreciation of the
meaning of life, of the lessons of civil
lization. worth, no more than ones
bread and butter and roof? Can any
n conceive of greater possessions
than an intellect well trained and dis
ciplined. than a broad. deep, full orbed
mind responsive to all beauty, all
good?-Orison SWEET Marden in Sue
cess Magazine.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
THE CAMEL.
characteristics of the Patient, Strong
and Useful Animal.

characteristics of the Patient, Strong
and Useful Animal.
AS far back as the middle of last
century General Won Moltke in his de-
scriptive letters from Asia Minor had
many good words to say about the
camel. This animal" he said. can
carry a burden of nearly 600 pounds
and is used by the nomads and Ara
bians in taking their women, children.
old men, tents. food, water. etc, from
place to place. 1t is able to withstand
a march of ten days without drink.
and Il fifth stomach ever reserves a
drink for its master in an hour of eX-
IRENE distress. The hair Of the camel
is used for clothing and tents. The
milk and flesh are healthy. 1t exists
on the most miserable food, such rs
grass and thistles. Such are the char
acteristics of this patient, strong. de-
fenseleSs and most useful of all ami
mails
A camel is never relieved of its load
from the beginning of the journey to
its end. 1t eats, walks and sleeps un-
der it's burden, often for weeks at a
time. The training of a camel is no
easy matter, as it takes about three
years to teach it to bend the knees in
order to be loaded and unloaded.
While as the time passes the camel
will not be able to withstand the keen
competition of the new railways which
are piercing every part of Asia Minor,
yet, thanks to the power of tradition
over the Turkish inhabitants Of the
country and their fondnesS for these
animals, the a routes today are
still able to hold their own side by
side with, the Anatolia, CaSsaba and
Alden railways. Hundreds of camels
pass over the caravan bridge into the
city of Smyrna every day. and in the
market place in front of the mosque of
MOhammed at C~onstantinople many
camelS may still be seen.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
How He Kept His Clothes Dry.

Among a large shooting party on a
northern grouse moor was a certain
elderly professor whose skill with his
gun was hardly equal to the profundity
Of his intellect. Suddenly a heavy
storm of rain came on. and as there
was no shelter on the moor the shoot
ers got thoroughly drenched through.
At least. all but one suffered-the pro-
fessOr. He had mysteriOusly diSap-
peared when the rain came on. and he
did not rejoin the party until the sun
was shining once more. To the amaze
ment of the others the erudite one
was as dry as a bone. The others.
drenched and disguised. inquired Of
him how it was he had escaped a wet
ting, Directly the rain came en-" re-
piled the professor. II went off by my
self, stripped off my clothing and sat
on them until the storm was OVER
London Telegraph.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Pitch and Toss,

The professor happened in at the
doctors the other morning and found
him polishing the belongings on the
sideboard.
Improving the shining hours, are
you?" he said.
NO, sir" replied the doctor. I'm
improving the shining ewers."
HIM" CALCULATED the professor.
Whose are they?"
They're ours"
"Well. isn't that what l said?"-Chi-
eago Tribune.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
HIS FIRST RECOGNITION.
The Turning Point In the Career Of
Nathaniel Hawthorne.

The Turning Point In the Career of
Nathaniel Hawthorne.
The first reading of THE Scarlet
Letter. has been told In T. W. Higgin-
sons book of essays. "ConternI aga-
ries." The reading was given to rne
authors dearest critic. his wife. Dur.
Ing the entire winter when he was al
work upon the book he seemed op.
pressed by some secret anxiety.
There was a knot I'm his forehead
o.. the time" said Mrs. Hawthorne.
Finally one evening he went 70 her
md said that he had written some.
thing which he would like TO read
aloud. The work amounted to very
little. but still he would like to read il.
All that evening he read. but as the
romance was unfinished at bedtime hia
wife made no comments. knowing that
he d:sliiied criticism until one had
heard the whole.
The next night he read again. and
now her suspense grew so unpndura-
BILE that IN the midst of Il moving
scene she SILK ITOnl npT low SiDbl IT.
the floor. pressed her hands to hei
ears and declared that she could not
bear to hear it.
. Hawthorne put down the manuscript
and looked at her in amaZement.
do you really feel 1t so much?" he
asked. Then there must be some
thing in It,"
The next day the manuscript was
delivered to the publisher, and on the
following morning James I. Fields.
the publisher, appeared at the authors
door. When he was admitted he
caught the little boy of the family in
his arms and asked. You splendid lit
tie fellow, do you know what a father
you have?"
He had sat up all night to read the
manuscript and had posted out to Sa-
lem in the early morning. After his
interview with the publisher Haw-
thorne came downstairs with a firm
step and walked about, his face illu-
mined by new hope and vigor. The
world had found him out. Recogni-
ton was at the door.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Cilas. F. HOrner

Mr.. Chas. F. Horner is manager Of
the Western Redpath Chautauqua
System, and its marvellous success
and growth are due to his excellent
business ability and fine discrimIna-
ton in the selection of talent.
Mr.. Horner's greatest ambition is
to give the people of this community
the greatest Chautauqua program
that years of experience can bring
together.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Greatness Net Free From Shame.

Sh' iieiA
The tranScendent power and fame
with which great genius has at differ
ent periods endowed various men do
not always insure them from after
misery and shame. This was striking
ly eXemplified in the cases of the four
greatest of military cOnquerors-Alex-
ander, Hannibal, Caesar and Napoleon.
The" general judgment Of mankind has
conceded them the first place in the
lines of action for which they were
s~everally distinguished. Yet they all
met with melancholy deaths. Two of
them suffered for years the keenest
humiliations which a total destruction
Of their hopes could bring. Two per-
ished at the zenith of their power, just
as they might nave expected a long
enjoyment of the fruits Of their ire
mendous NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Madame a La Mode.

Nov. In dresses tightly drawn,
Now IA skirts full blown,
Now in own OF whitest lawn,
Now of startling tone.
And-everything she'll dare
If but fashions code
Says this is the style to wear
Madame a la Mode!
Golden hair or black or brown.
Pompadour or straight.
In a tack or hanging down
Who can tell its fate?
What next fall will bring about
No one can forebode.
All. what should We do without
Madame a In Mode?
LA Touche Hancock In New Yort
Press.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
The Happy Family.

Mr.. Scrappington-Only two weeks
ago l paid for a new spring suit for
you
Mrs. Scrappington-Yes. l know you
did, and you screeched as loudly as
if you were paying for a lawsuit
Puck.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Optimistic.

"My wife Is a very optimistic wo-
man."
Indeed she is."
Noticed it, have you?"
eyes: when 1 was talking with her
yesterday she said that if you ever
died she would marry again because
she felt sure that she could do better
next time:"-Houston Post.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22

Foley's Honey and Tar not only stops
chronic coughs that weaken the consti-
tuition and develop into consumption,
but heals and strengthens the lungs. 1t
affords comfort and relief in the worst
cases of chronic bronchitis, asthma, hay
fever and lung trouble. A. McMillen,
druggist. &@ EAA@
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
NORTH the Price.

There" said Borem. that's what I
think you should do in the matter. I'm
no lawyer. but this is just a little bit
of advice that costs you nothing. What
do you think of it?"
well" replied Wise, cts worth It"
Exchange.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
To Be Sent.

The Bride-I want you to send me
some coffee, please.
The Groceries. ma'am. Ground?
The Bride-No; third floor 'front.'
Woman's Home Companion.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Widow Grimss.

Old Grimes is dead. that good old man.
We ne'er shall see him more.
He used to YEA an old gray coat
Ali buttoned down before.
But Mrs. Grimes. who still survives,
No longer wears the black,
But sports a gay and festive gown
All buttoned down the back.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Painful PROGRESS.

you don't to be getting along
we'll" groaned the victim in the chair.
"No," rejoined the dentist. 81 have
evidently struck q snag"-Brownings
Magazine.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22

Answered.
Bobby-What's the simple life. pa?
Father-DOing your own work. my
son.
Bobby-And what's the strenuous
life?
Father-Doing some other fellows
work. Now run along and play.-Lip.
pincott's Magazine.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Chnritable.

81 Summers-Wa it really the big.
gest show on earth. as they advertised
ii the country papers?
Yves Winters Waal. maxim allow
ance for the leetIeneSs of the tents
an c%Onsiderin' the fewness of their
animals an takin' account Of the
small number of performers. l reckon
1t was.-I'uck.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Uncle Allen.

"If 1 was a DOCTOR" said Uncle
Allen Sparks. lit would puzzle me to
know whether l ought to thank the
Lord or not when | prosper in my
business Chicago Tribune.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
No Excuse.

ais that horse you bought a kicker?'
ga kicker?" answered Mr.. Sirius
Barker. 81 am the fellow who paid
twice his value and who Is buying the
feed. What has the horse got to kick
about?-Washington Star.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
KiIlihn Tirna.

She-I heard you singing in your
room this morning.
He-Oh, l sing a little to kill time.
She-You have a good weapon.-Bos,
ton Transcript.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
A Lucky

AT the last moment Fakem lost his
nerve"
"Then pray kind fate that nobody
else will ever find it."-Baltimore
American.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Retort Pert.

eff I should lend a ten to you
And you'd keep every cent.
That would be a lent sacrifice
And also keeping lent"
may; l would call it neither one.
Though you may think me dull.
If you'd lend me d ten I'd say
1t was a miracle"
Kansas City Times.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Triumphs OF Travel.

snow he's Dragging about how he
did Venice"
"What do you mean?'
"NIost tourists spend q week In Ven
ice. He did it in a day."-Kansas City
Journal.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
What's the Use?

man
Who would be strong some fatal weak
ness grapples.
/ posed once as a vegetarian
Then found that / was eating worny
apples!
cleveland Leader.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
The Arriving Hour.

n arriving TOUT.
In Edwin's home there is a clock
which strikes with a soft chime, much
like the ringing Of a silver bell. The
other day he t~hOughtfully listened to
its stroke. then said sOlemnly, NAM
ma, another hour is ringing to get liz"
-Woman's Home Companion.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22

CATHoLIC-Order of services: Mass,
q. m. Mass and sermon, 1000 a.. m.
Evening service at 8 o'clock. Sunday
school, 2:3O p. m. Every Sunday.
VIM. j. KIRwIN, 0. M. L.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22

Never propose to a girl by ieIter."
"Why not?"
II did it Cnce. and she stuck the let
ter in a book she was reading and lent
It to my other girl"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
The FLOWING Fountain,

A splendid poem flows from wis
Dom's fountain o and then,
But most of those in print, like this,
Flow from a fountain pen.
Kansas City Times.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22
Evasion.

whats the p,aiai Of ~hippopota
mus" asked the g-raInH?a"iaH.
You don't haze to Use any plural
A hunter is lu"k.r t see enc Of EN-
Washington Star.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1909-07-22

CoNGREGKTIoNAL-Sunday school at
10 a. m. Preaching at IL a. M. and 8 p.
M. by pastor. Junior G. E. at 8 p. m.
Senior Endeavor at Z P. m. Prayer meet
ing Wednesday evening al eight o'clock.
The public is cordially invited to these
services. G.. b. HAWKES., Pastor.