Amador ledger., 1909-12-10
GLOBE SIGHTS

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Revenge is not nearly as sweet as
people think it is.
A man who can gracefully take in
struction is a genius.
To your notion, everybody except
yourself is impatient.
If you want to make young man mad,
call him ",my boy"
Self-denisl is easier, in the long run,
than self-indulgence.
The stuff used TO kill a smell is un-
usually worse than the smell.
Lots of people fool around love just
as though ii was not loaded
The compliments you receive by fish
ing for them don't count
People get too old to dance, but they
never getstoo old to sing.
There is never much disposition to
kick about the other fellows taxes.
A boys idea of hardship is to have to
wash his neck and ears every day.
1t is easier to keep up than it is to
get behind, and then hurry to catch up.
A discussion in which you are not
interested seems very trivil to you.
The world is becoming better Only
few people now play the mandolin.
No person who has false teeth should
throw back his head when he laughs.
We never knew woman who really
loved her husband that wasn't loved in
return.
A question for the grammarians: Does
welding occur, g take place, or just
happen?
A man often thinks: 81 am no
angel, but I'm pretty good sort of a
fellow, after all. "
When man expresses his real senti
ents on anv subject he does not wish to
be quoted.
Don't worry as to who will carry on
your work when you die: the man will
turn up all right.
The business of providing false hair
for woman is now crowdng the steel
business for. first place.
The stories in kin. quarrel are as far
apart as the stories of DR.. Cook and
Commander Peary.
One way of gracefully saying that a
girl is homely is.t const family refer to
her sweet disposition.
There are all sorts of people: a man
has actually turned up who says sermons
are not long enough.
Don't let your trouble blind you to the
fact that your neighbors sympathy is
two thirds curiosity.
1t takes brave man to say what he
| thinks about a woman. And when he
does it, he is called coward.
With the possible exception of will
ngness to fight, you can't prove any
thing by calling another liar.
The mule got bad reputation by
kicking, although it is useful and re-
liable animal in other particulars.
No man admires a nice woman any
more enthusiastically than we do. Nor
can any man think less of a foolish one.
How nice and easy thing is when
you hear some one tell about it and how
difficult il afterwards turns out to be.
A boy is never as much consolation to
his mother in her sorrows as her daugh
ter, but he can't help it; it is not mis-
way.
What has become of the old fahioneds
man VINO used 10 say of conceited
man: ale sAold BE- taken down "a
peg"
This love-on-sght business is more
dangerous than looking into the top OF
gasolione can with the aid OF a Lighted
match.
Wnen man and his wife are waiting
on a porch ior the ooor to open, the
MAJ always says 10 his wife, Nov,
dom. let's stay late. "
When a business man is shiftess,
and doesn't get along, we have noticed
that he often tries to lay the blame tor
failure on ralrad rates.
fa.m.rs are nlgn-minded. When a
farmer has nifty bushels of corn per acre,
does it please nim 10 hear that his
neighbor across the lane has sixty?
When a woman knows at least three
games OF solitaire, doe, her hair in a
doorknob knot, and begins to save her
money, she is thoroughly recouciled to
spinsterhOOd.
30, Promise Me" as a wedding
hymn has no significance to the groom,
but the married men are reminGed so
often of what they have promised thar
thev scream Whenever they hear OF it,