The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1909-01-15
WOULD ARISE EARLY
MP. coiTT MAKES GOOD REsoLu-
TlcN, BUT. ALAS
Put Into Practice, II Did Not Seem
Joy Producer, After Al, But He
viii Take Brace and Try
II Again.

About the time everybody was hik-
ing out to his country home early last
summer Mr.. Goitt made a few re-
marks anent early rising:
There's one thing we're going to do
as soon as we get out III the country
again" says he to his wife. We're
going to get out Of bed in the morning
as soon as the birds begin to stir
around that they'll think we're trying
70 beat their time That's what we're
going 10 do. and hope you'll Just bear
It in mind. It's bad enough to lie in
bed until 7:30 and s o'clock Of
morning during the winter months in
town. But il won't do at all after we
get ont 70 the country. No. stree. The
man that stays in bed after five
O'Clock on a summer morning misses
not only the finest time Of the day.
but the most splendiferous time Of the
whole year Nothing can equal those
first two or three hours after sun up
on balmy. dewy summer morning.
Then's when a man ought to hustle
out and get some of that priceless
early morning oxygen into HIS lungs
before breakfast. You wouldn't hear
OF many cases OF dyspepsia II every
body would do that Funny. though,
how sons people Ike to lie in bed
Of a morning and miss the prize por-
tion OF the day.
In something less than week after
that Mrs Goitt was endeavoring to
awaken her husband and get him out
OF bed IN time to catch the eight
o'clock car to town.
II was some moments before he re-
gained even partial consciousness.
Then her words concerning nine hours.
sleep being enough for any man just
seemed to harass him to the point OF
actual grouchiness.
'Whatchuh Wanta drag man ont
Of bed for just when he's getting the
best part OF his sleep?" he asked pee
vishly This thing Of getting out Of
bed in the early hours Of the morn
ing IS the most bughouse gag you've
tried 70 pun of since I've known you.
What's the sense to II. anyway" by
that time Goitt was well aroused and
getting warmed up TO his subject
Don't you know he went on that
all this talk about the advantages Of
getting up early in the morning and
losing youf sleep just for the sake of
"A silly fad has been exploded long
ago2 Well. Il has You know that now
|if you didn't before. And after this !
want you TO lemme sleep. Are you
aware OF the fact that the insane asy
lums have more farmers in 'em than
any other class? WHY Because the
farmers an get up 50 early In the
morning. that's why. This early ris-
ing bug Of YOURS has gone just about
Gar enough
After that Mrs. Goitt gave MP trying
In her husband wanted to miss HIS
breakfast in order to catch his car
half the time. he could do f.
But Just the other day when the
Colts We're talking about coming back
to town again for week or so. Goitt
spoke up in about this wise I've put
up with this heathenlsh system OF get.
ting ap when tho days half over out
here. Just 20 be ohllging But ] want
20 10 on record right now 70 the ef-
feet that were going TO be up and do
Ing at our house this winter Our
play time'll be over and I'm going 10
be down al he Office BY eight o'clock
Ike other men that are up to snuff
And II / cant get breakfast here at
home before noon I'll have to get It
at some dairy lunch and make the best
OF H. that's all