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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-09-13

Or. +, Leo Quigiey. city health Off
Ger and practtcing physician here,
WAS well acquainted with Lieutenant
Peary AT Portland. Me. at the time
the Roosevelt 'sas being fitted out.
In 1905. for Peary's first expedition
tn seek the pole. DIR. Quigley was
attached To ,ar naval headquarters
at Portland. The doctor gives it as
his opinion that Cook is More apt To
be in the right than Peary He says
Peary was disliked generally by his
Acquaintance g. because he had too good
an opinion Of himself
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Four-Ieaf Euchrc Club.

The members of the Four Leaf Eu-
chre club will be entertained by Mrs.
Warren Wilcox at her home. on Uni
tersity avenue. on "Wednesday after
noon.
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On the whole the show is worth see
ing. 1t viii be repeated tonigat-An-
acanda Standard
The Cat and the Fiddle" comes to
the Haraois on Wednesday. Septem-
bar. l..
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Mrs. T. \. Fitzgerald will entertain
in honor of Miss Isabel Lombard on
"Wednesday evening 1T her home. on
South Fifth street
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The Reliable Profit Sharers
NOTES OF WALLACE
Special to The Daily Missoulian.

Special to The Daily Missouiian.
Wallace. Sept. i2.-The probate
judge has given Judgment against
William Hare of Missoula for So. due
the United Stores company of Mulian.
Household goods belonging To Hare
were attached before Hare left Mullan.
He was formerly a millman AT the
Morning mine.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-09-13

Mrs. J. ;. B. Clements will entertain
on Saturday afternoon. complimentary
tn Miss Isabel Lombard.
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of the season. The story of the play
is rather novel and it has that which
holds the heartstrings and invites
even iaded taste To n simple revel in
romance. 1t is a piece that one can
see and go away happy, with laughter
and tears. Its little story is well told
and beautifully framed. The scenic
production is most elaborate and the
circus scenes true to life. with aero
bats, tumblers. clowns and trainers
Polly has won her way into the
hearts of her audiences with her sweet
and tender manner.
The many characters of the play are
all in capable hands.
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"Three Twins"

The Three Twins" which comes
to the Harnois theater on next Friday,
September II. is the greatest musical
comedy that has been produced in re-
cent years. 1t was first produced in
Chicago and after n run of five months
was taken to the Herald Square
theater. New York. whera it is Now III
its eighth month. 1t is not often that
New York takes kindly to an attrac-
ton that has had its birth in Chicago,
but the Three Twins" was received
with open arms. which stamps it as
Il high class attraction.
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The city fire department was in
dulging in a regular hose-cart ami lad
der-t truck practice. when IL Was de-
cided liz put ladders up the side Of
the Sweet hotel. one of the big bust
Ness blocks here. Frightened by the
sight Of a full-siz fire department
busy on the hotel. Il number of the
dodgers poured dnHn the fire escapes
in various stages IF undreSs. bent upon
seeking the ground and safety. Ii las
considerable time before they could
be induced To return into the hotel.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-09-13

Six feet at solid zinc ore has been
opened up at the Iron Mountain Tunnel
property. near Superior. Mont The
large ore bins are filled with this
metal and preparations for its ship
ment in ii crude state Ia tile smelter
at Columbus. Ohio. are under way,
This property was formerly the Iron
Mountain mine and has paid oyer
ssG0,00o In dividends from. the ship
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Lee Cabbage. who ahseonded recent
~ with a sum of money belonging To
the Wallace Laundry company has
been joined by his wife and babe. for
whom he sent, The laundry company
is making M effort Ia apprehend Cab
hage. who is believed IL be on the
coast
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MISSOrIIAN WANT ADS
BRING QUICK RESULTS.
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The great, sensational picture.
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The Bargains Are AS Good

as they were last Saturday. for the same qualities and
styles offered The stock has been neatly arranged
and sorted and there still 800 pairs of ladies'
and misses boys and youths Oxfords in neal all styles
and feathers of the season Choose from the immense
sorment, containing values at 3d. $3.50, ST. $3.50 and So
the great reduction price CSC
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You Can Help Yourself

to these big bargains by following the signs All the Ok
fors removed from the Shelves taken the
tons and empted into bins tables each bin is labeled
according to size Whatever your size may be You may
90 to that bin plainly labeled, and select your sze in
many instances from Of styles An efficient corps
of help has been engaged especially for today.
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4 large crowd Ii expected at the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-10
A CONFIDENTIAL LETTER

Dear Madam:
Do you wear gloves? II not, you will
not be interested in this note. II you do
and don't want tc pay third more for your
gloves, and have them a third poorer in
quality-you will be interested.
Nearly nine-tenths of the cheap gloves
worn in the United States come from Ger
many and France. Congress is now trying
to pass tariff act which will prohibit the
importation of those gloves. In future-if
the Payne bill is passed-these cheaper
grades of gloves will be subjected to an in
creased tax of over 100 per cent.
The higher priced gloves are subjected
to lighter tax. The increase in the long
kid shoulder glove is very little.
Now, do you think 1t right to tax the
poor woman's glove heavily, and the rich
woman's gloves lightly?
That is what congress is trying to do
in this Payne bill. The cheaper the grade
of gloves the bigger tax. Why? because
the glove Observation-Disclosures at &lovers-
ville-represented at Washington by ex-
Congressman Lucius Littauer-wants
monopoly of taxing the millions OF gloves
worn by the poor.
If you have any thoughts on this sub
ject, now Is the time to buy few 2-cent
stamps and send them in the form OF red
hot letter-letters-to President Taft, to
the congressman from our state, to Speaker
Cannon, and to Senators Aldrich, Hale and
Lodge Very respectfully,
EDITOR TACOMA TIMES.
April 10, 1909.
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'Eq fNa$6SSmEH2Rsy oR

Tacomans and Western Wash
ington residents generally were
honored in the quadrinnial grand
conclave of the Brotherhood of
American Yoemen, held at Sno-
homish this week. l.. M. Gaffney
of Tacoma, DIR. q. A. Stafford of
Snohomish, Mrs. Van Houton of
Bellingham, H. T. Clippinger of
Chehalis and F. A. Case of Seattle
were chosen to represent Western
Washington at the supreme con-
clave at Minneapolis June 8.
Louis J. Muschek OF South Ia
coma, w. H. Gunner of Belling-
ham, ]. w. Byham of Vancouver
and William Hammond of Sumner
were selected on the executive
committee, which will select the
place for the next meeting. DR..
Muschek was also elected on the
publicity and press committee.
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ard for the flower growers of the
world. The President Roosevelt"
chrysanthemum was brought out
by Smith about four years ago.
Smith has just brought out an
other beautiful blossom which he
has named after President Taft.
His stringy mum" is named for
the empress of Japan, and that
distinguished lady has ordered a
supply Of the plants.
A now and unique variety is
called THE Anna" 1t has a single
fringe of white petals around y big
yellow center. They look like
luscious daisies.
Last year Smith grew 22,500
chrysanthemums, and about 1000
new varieties were experimental
with. This year he expects to grow
at least $4,000 plants, and will
continue his sxpsxilnsnts On about
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tics. Every youth, Catholic and

tics. Every youth, Catholic and
Protestant, Jew and Gentle,
should line up On the side of the
great convictions of God and JUS
tice and liberty, while we seek to
strengthen the union between the
classes, to maintain Justice, to in
sure tranquility at home and
peace and good will with friends
abroad, maintaining and promot-
ing the general welfare as we
build happy homes, strengthen in
diligence, secure equality, and
achieve happiness and manhood,
for all the people of this prosper
ious land.
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Don't like that slam about
Roosevelt's hunt being like shoot
ing cows in the back yard. T. r.
wouldn't shoot them in the back
yard. He'd plant a bullet square,
ly between their eyes.
Sothern and Marlowe are going
to be team again. Quite proper.
Romoeo and Juliet would never
have made hit except in the same
play.
We didn't know everything was
a luxury until they started putting
a tariff on luxuries.
Eliot declines to become ambas-
sador to Great Britain, although
he had nearly all the qualifica-
lions. High brows, with an excel
lent pair of calves, please write.
At Gibraltar Roosevelt twas
very much interested in the variety
of races and creeds that were rep
resented in the streets of the CITY,"
Must be able to spot creed by the
side of the street It works.
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Hit the Mark, Bishop.

Speaking OF the new style hats, Bishop
Moore. presiding at the Methodist Episcopal
conference at Cincinnati yesterday, said:
FOR q woman OF moderate means to pay
as or $35 or just SO for the plain hat without
trimmings Is absolute wickedness Why, one
Raster hat could buy an entire clerical outfit"
But they don't, Bishop. You don't under
stand millinery, respected sir. And there's
something of an analogy between these hats and
clerics, too.
ssThe plain hat without trimmings" costs
min1s that cost. Not moderate woman in
10000 pays s4s or s1s for just the plain
shape"
And It's so with ministers too. You can get
: plain minister without trimmings for $12 to
$40 per week. Those with trimmings come as
high as $50 to SIS per week.
The plain hat or plain minister. without
trimmings, may be just as serviceable to keep
Of scorching sun or scorching sin, but the human
vanity demands the trimmings.
Many Of the wonderful hats you see, Bishop,
oze simply old shapes re shaped and covered with
new trimmings. So with many OF the ministers
a our hiss-toned churches. They simply
ooe-time plain men with plain ideas trimmed up
with e1oQuence culture and social distinction.
It II important, Bishop, that you fully un-
0orgtand this matter. Don't denounce the plain
hat or the plain minister without trimmings.
The calamity lies In those very trimmings. as
ven an the cost. You get nice plain ser
figure. But II you want all the trimmings you've
rot to pay like blazes for them.
And the mad rivalry among women for
winnings deserves all the lambasting that
bl1hops or laymen can give It,
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M>afWo1ne,>
A1,cO0nia

Mrs. Harold Gorst, author of
several novels dealing with the
|slums OF London, and sister of
Chas. Handsomely, the play
wright, who wrote 1.-THE Servant
In the House." Is in this country
lon a short visit. She IL not a suf-
|fraget.
Mrs. Chas. Rohifs (Anna Kath-
|erine Green) will shortly cele-
pirate her twenty-fifth wedding an
lniversary. simultaneously, she
will publish her twenty-fifth novel.
Mrs. Florence Maybrick, now on
1.-THE Lyceum lecture platform. is
going to marry her manager, Chas.
IL. Wagner, secretary Of the bureau
managing her tour.
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Opportunities Of Young Men in America
8 sz3R PLYMOUTH CHURCH, BROOKLYN, N. Y. AND AU
MOR "INFLUENCE OF CHRIST IN MODERN LIFE" ETC
Written exclusively for this newspaper)
Text: 81 write unto you, young

Text: II write unto young because are
mind this and land of
on going rapidly and the last great leader and father
n the aas the % KS n
VIM gift the generation The laws all
hs oo s have een s es
y the boy Of drudgeEy billions Of material sS will fall
gp0,tunis richer sim youths grsa.
Il opportunity And happy hei@AN %
Today the throbbng energy.
the
long sn GH @ ans sD Hse the
fields that $50 and
essds and vineyards
sss '
as tas s
s the s s ss sa aS the what ss
cotton fields What factories
e on est HR e + FOR os sD HONOR
Not less striking the opportunities for office and honor The
VIZ has A are ss new
al feet In old and ION sn
IL IS 's
make the bleeding hand let Look
- este '
nj oa1 ni
qn4 Austria began coal miners Pennsylvania Already
md there bright is forging the 'front.' another
has passed. these boys going TO whole sections
the romantic thrilling this of
foreigners their children ALL nobody
them their All rejoice
off, Black indeed would
1eact the the climbed
Vonon by sheer force worth manhood
winths Is the motto of people And native
Is Jealous Of the
ses have ers s o' for
for all there offices providing
q them, industry ambition
A-0RPORTUNIT1ES OF SERVICE.
Nor must overlook the opportunities public service
1e1o is sometimes said that Lincoln and Grant had
- that everlasting
tEoncA Doubtless the the
worthy of fighting
precious that the hero re1oiced
h hs blood Garrison said after the
nn there nothing left for him to do but to de- What the
4nplQt0nfs ought
pynlcal fetter:
1nefude liberty
&4kme BE- accomplished
&1eonched
public servcef there
q cotton mills factories? there
a tegs and girls shut
<ng poorhouses
have been filled BY saloons millionaire dsers
Are there politicians?
1fnkfonsf No vicious gambling
1o n between the forces of the
patriot must struggle keep the faith Of his fathers
n4 subtle enemies sappng the foundations The
% nus b slsrt Every boy should interest himself in poll
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Why do water and light
patrons wait to pay their bills
until the last day?
They must be paid between
the first and the fifteenth.
Apparently 1t would be as
easy to pay during the first
ten days as the last five of
this period. Yet every month
two-thirds of the bills are
paid the last five days. By
delaying citizens waste hours
time standing in line waiting
their turn. Some forget, and
two or three hundred every
month have to pay a penalty
of so cents on each bill.
Up to today hardly one
fourth of this months bills
had been paid. Next week
there will be an awful rush.
The treasurer has tried to
get some plan of teaching
patrons to pay early, but has
failed. He is thinking of Of
fering prize to some one
who will devise a method of
getting the people in early.
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ADRIAN. Mich, April 10s--
There IL a man in this town who
has devoted his whole life toward
realizing his ideal--a perfect
chrysanthemum. He Is Albert d.
Smith, and SO great has been his
success that the great foreign gov
eminent rely upon him to replen-
fish their parent stock, and japan.
o country supposed to grow the
best chrysanthemums In the world
has Just honored Smith by order
ing some of his wonderful flow
ers.
Smith sends chrysanthemum
plants 20 England, Scotland.
France, Australia and to nearly all
the South American countries. He
has grown no flowers for 90 years.
About 200 new varieties of
smums" have bssa produes1 ~
Smith, many OF which are stand
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-10

Magistrate-You are charged
with stealing a valuable rug. What
have you to say for yourself? ~
Hobo-I amt guilty, judge.
Magistrate-But the rug WAS
found in your possession. 1@
Hobo-Dat's all right. ! asked
de woman for handout, jedge, an
she handed me de rug an told me
to beat it. Chicago News.
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Ignorant Woman.

lRHOTduG NOIudu.
Victim-This thermometer is
lno good. can never tell by II
how cold the room Is.
Dealer-My dear madam, do
you not know the word "thermom-
eter" is derived from two Greek
words meaning "a measure OF
heat? Naturally, therefore, II
isn't meant to measure cold
Rochester Democrat.
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Death Before Discomfort.

Death Before discomfort.
Doctor di Ploma-Great Good
ness, De Long! Are you still in
the city? Didn't tell you a
month ago you would have to go
south or die? You look worse
than ever.
De Long-Yes, I know. I paid
YOU for that advice, and tried 1t.
Now, what would you charge to let
me die here?-ScrapS.
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Daily Comic and Humor Section

She's never happy unless she
has a man at her feet!"
She'll probably marry a
chiropodist. New York Evening
Telegram.
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The Bridal Couple.

Mr.. Newwed-When we were
on our honeymoon trip no one
could tell we were a new bride
and groom.
Oldwed-How did you manage
it?
Mr.. Newwed-Every time we
came to a tunnel l got up and got
a drink of water.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
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(which animal is satisfied with
the least amount of nourishment?
"The mouth. 1t eats only holes
Register.
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SOCIETY

THE o. X. $500" CLUB was
charmingly entertained last
Wednesday afternoon by Mrs.
M. Schmitz at her home, 2902
South Tenth st. Favors were
won by Mrs. w. J. Hanson and
Mrs. L. U. Schley.
CRESCENT EMBROIDERY CLUB
will meet with Mrs. Blaff, 322
South Twenty-eighth ST., We'd
nesday afternoon, April 81.
A SPLENDID PROGRAM has been
prepared for the meeting of the
Ohio club, which will be held
Monday evening in the United
States court room, in the Cham
Der OF Commerce building. Ad-
dresses will be delivered by
prominent members of the or
ganization, and a luncheon will
be served.
MEMBERS Of the Equal Suffrage
club will be the guests Wednes-
day afternoon at $3.50 o'clock
of DR.. L. D. johnson, at her
home, 1914 Sixth av. Arrange
ments will be made for the re-
ception and entertainment Of the
equal suffrage delegates, who
will come west in a special train
during the latter part of June
for convention in Seattle. The
delegates will spend one day in
Tacoma, and plans are in the
making for an elaborate enter
tainment. in their honor. The
chamber of commerce and 9TH
er civic bodies are expected to
cooperate In extending a rous-
ing welcome to the visitors.
THE EPWORTH LEAGUE Of
Fowler M. e. church will give a
social in the church parlors
Wednesday evening, April a.
The special features OF the even
ing will be the B. A. p. and the
l.. A. p. A cordial invitation is
extended to all.
mrs. JACOB BETz, president of
of the Woman's Auxiliary, will
be the hostess Friday afternoon
at her home, 610 South @ st.,
for silver tea. given for the
purpose of raising money with
which to purchase clothing for
the men and boys of the Alaska
mission. All the mission work.
ers In the city are expected to
cooperate, and Mrs. Betz will be
assisted in receiving by the
presidents OF various church
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OFINTEREST WOMEN

5000 additional plants, out of
which he expects to get flowers
that will open the eyes of the
world.
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Before you run in double har-
ness look we'll to the other horse
German.
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The sweetest comfort for a
troubled soul is the faith and the
love of a child.-Florida Times
Union.
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guilds. They are: Mrs. Pallas
of Grace church, Miss Schuyler
of st. Luke's, Mrs. Eames of st.
Patrick's, Mrs. Malott of st.
Johns, and Mrs. Hammond of
st. Andrews. All interested are
invited.
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MIR. AND MRS. FRANK A. Small
LEY announce the engagement
of her daughter, Darlie B., to
Mr.. M. Guy Spencer. The we'd
ding will occur the latter part
of the present month.
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Logical Deduction

logical DtUuCtIOn.
"Say, paw" queried small Tom
my Toddles, sis a man who loves
books a bookworm?"
HE is frequently so called,
Tommy" replied Toddles, ST.
"Then," continued Tommy, II
suppose a woman who loves silks
lis a silkworm, isn't she?"-Chica-
|go News.
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The way to kill love is to coun
on it's profits.-Chicago Tribune.
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A little hole will sink big ship
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9TH hairs of a
mans head may be
numbered, but tn
hairs To- many a
woman's head have
tn price marks r on
'en."
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THE NEXT NUMBER ON the uni
versity course at the University
OF Puget Sound will be q lee
ture ON Some Things That
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-10

Easter Lilies, ported, at Mrs
Hayden's. go
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THE YOUNG MEMS CHRISTIAN
ASSOCIATION has arranged an
unusually attractive program for
the mems meeting tomorrow aft
ernoon. 1t will consist of an
Easter concert and a short ad-
dress by Rev. F. H. Groom.
The regular chorus will be sup
plemented during the afternoon
by a number of popular musi-
clans. Rev. Groom has chosen
for his subject the topic, "The
Real Meaning of the Coming of
Christ into the World"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-04-10

Wandering Hoosier pastor was
found in North Carolina, having
regaining his mental poise soon
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Teacher-Now, Willie, how
many months have twenty-eight
days?
Willie-All of them, and some
Phave three days over.-Boston
Transcript.
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A light heart lives long
Shakespeare.
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The UaId TACT is that Roosevelt
10 really lodging the strenuous
life. What is hunting lions in At
rlca to beating the carpets for an
ordinary American spring house
cleaning?
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EVOLUTION OF THE HOME

Admitting Caller: Your home has Improvement
hasn't it?
Hostess proudly) Why hardly anything
like q
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In regaining her sanity, Esther Mitchell
also developed some powers as a pedestrian.
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Seem to Be-" by DR.. Henry I.
Rasmussen of Spokane. The
lecture will be given in the uni
versity chapel Friday evening,
April 16.
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DIDN'T LOOK THE PART

Visitor from Center What friend?
Citichap: a
". from H. c.. Gosh he don't pear enough pacl
man
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do you approve of chemicals
and other foreign substances in
food?"
Certainly" answered the imag-
NATIVE scientist. II am now en-
gagged in experiments by which a
cure for dyspepsia can be intro
duced into every pie. Washing
ton Star.
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The woman's page editor is
there with lot Of excess advice
sometimes. She says, to loosen the
top of a fruit jar hold it over a
piece of paper and light the paper.
Why not hold it over something
that is already lighted, like the
kitchen fire?
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Spring weather is SO uncertain
that many people who thought
they saw the first robin later con-
clude that what they saw was the
last robin.