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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts of title all
lands in Umatllla county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds OF real estate. Does
\ general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for nom
residents. References, any bank In
pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
w. S. HENNINGER, Vlve-Pres.
c. II, Marsh See
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

LET ELECTRICITY DO YOUR
work-It's clean, reliable and con-
venient. Electric sad Irons, guaran-
teed, S5.25. Electric Hot Water and
'urling Iron Heaters. Electric Coffee
PercOlators, etc. complete stock of
Gas and Electric fixtures. First-class
wiring of homes, etc. ]. L. Vaughan.
1872 w. Court street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
Notice to Firemen.

The annual fire election will be held
in the city hall Monday evening De-
cember the 9Th, from to o'clock.
]. L. VAUGHAN. Chief.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

AN intelligent person may earn s10s
monthly corresponding for newsps
pers No eanvassing Send for par
ticulars. Press Syndicate. 370S Lock
port N. Y.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
MISCELLANEOUS.

.PENDLETON IRON WORKS-RR-
pair work on all kinds Of machines;
structural iron work and machine
castings. Junction of Court and Alts
streets. Marion Jack, Prop; A. F.
May, manager.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

Unfurnished housekeeping rooms
for rent in the East Oregonian build
ing. Steam heat; electric lights; hot
and cold water; bath. Inquire at
East Oregonian office
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

CITY OF PENDLETON MAPS at
Read the "Want" ads today.
East Oregontan office. Price 25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
LIVERY AND FEED STABLFr.

lTY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON
street. Carney & Bradley, Props.
Livery, feed and sale stables. Good
"igs at all times. Cab line in connec-
ion Phone main 10
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

WANTED-Position as cook for fam
lily or housework. P. o. Box 433.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
MACHINERY.

MAPS CITY OF PENDLETON AT
Tast Oregonian office. Price 7bc.
for sale at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Furniture, from nine
room rooming house, also piano.
POI w. Webb. Phone Red 1929.
Extra good offer If taken at once.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
THE WHEAT MARKET
BUT CLOSED SLIGHTLY
LOWER ON FRIDAY
Estimates Worlds Wheat
Shipment Monday at 100000
Bushels Exclusive of America.

Chicago, Dec. Awhile December
wheat was firmest and highest at the
start, it showed the only loss at the
closing of the wheat market today.
Closing was 1-4c off for December,
1-4c higher for May, and 1-sc for the
July.
December moved up 1-2c above
yesterday to $1.0S before its progress
was stopped. Short covering was re-
sponsible for this early display of
strength, and it was renewal of short
selling that brought back the market
Lie lower than yesterday.
Gain in deferred deliveries after the
opening was not so great as in the
December, but the advances were more
natural, and held better. icy went
to the high mark at s1.06 1-2, or 3-4c
higher than yesterday, but lost 1-2c
of this before the closing.
July wheat opened unchanged at
81 3-Sc, and advanced 3-Sc during the
early strength. a quarter of this was
| lost in the late trading.
Broomhall estimates the worlds
wheat shipment on Monday at 1900
600 bushels exclusive of North Ameri-
ca. He predicts a fair decrease on
passage.
Argentina shipments in bushels:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

DR.. LYNN K. BLAKEsLEE. CHRO-
mic and nervous diseases, and dis
eases OF women. X-ray and Electro
therapeutics. Judd buildi g, corner
Main and Court streets. Office phone
Main 70; residence phone. Main 554.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

CHAS. ]. FERGUSON, ATTORNEY
at law. office in Association block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

Read the East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

YEE SAM, LEE CO, NOODLE RES
taurant, Mrs. Goey. Prop. Chicken
noodle soup, chop suey, etc. Webb
St. between Main and Garden. Phone
Red 1891.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

DOUGLAS w. BAILEY-ATTORN
at law. VIII practice in all state
and federal courts. Rooms l, 2. 3,
and 4. over Taylor Hardware Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

PHELPS & STBIWER, ATTORNEYS
at law. Offices in Smlth-Crawford
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS, ETC

D. A. MAY CONTRACTC r AID
Builder. Estimates furnished on all
kinds OF masonry. cement walks. stone
walls, etc. Phone black 1856, or OrS-
gouian office
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

V STROBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there is anything
YOU need in new and secondhand
furniture, stoves, graniteware and
rrockery, call and get his price. NO.
2l2 East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
AUCTIONEER.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

a PENDLETON LODGE No. 5a,
" A. F. and A. s., meets the first
and third Mondays of escH
month. All visiting brethren are in
vited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
LOST

LOST-ONE BROWN GELDING. .
years old, branded TZ on left shoul-
der; weight about 1900 pounds.
$1,000 reward for information lead
ing to recovery. Joe Craig, PEN
dleton. Ore, Box ATS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
STEERS ADVANCE
TO PRICE OF S4.75
ADVANCE OF 10 CENTS
OVER FORMER PRICES
Feeding of Steers in Few Hands ow.
Ing to Exorbitant Urlces OF Feed

Union Stockyards. Stockdale Dec
An advance of 1Oc was paid for
steers during the past "a hours. A
sale was made this morning at BATE.
Market for cattle is gradually in
creasing In strength, and quality ia
always being sought at higher range
or prices. Those who have good
steers to offer are not worrying the
least bit regarding the price. MANY
Of the best feeders are holding back
their stock until early in the spring.
when they believe that highest val
ues on record will be shown here.
This accounts for the absence of
real good steers in the Stockdale
yards recently While there has been
ordinary stuff in supply that was al
most adequate to fiji the wants Of the
trade, still good stuff has been harder
to buy this year than ever before.
Feeding in Fewer Hands.
Feeding Of steers Is in fewer hands
than ever before. Only the biggest
operators habe been able to continue
the business. owing to the exorbitant
values in effect for feed Of all kinds.
Hay oats, shorts--in fact every line
of feed shows the highest values ever
known in the Pacific northwest, and
II takes considerable money to go into
the feeding business.
Latest sales Of steers in the yards:
Ayerabe Lbs. Price
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
DENTISTS.

DIR. M S. KERN, DENTAL SUR
geon. office, room Is Judd build
ng. Phone, red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

W-S@ B. P. o. E. NO. ass
. fTsas0 meets every Thursday even
NBH ing in Eagles Woodmen
V hall. G. w. Phelps, E. H.;
Thos. Fitz Gerald, secy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

Cash sales: Wheat-No. 2 red,
G1.O7 shrdlu cmfwyp shrdlu cmfwyp
$1.2O0121: No. . hard winter, $1.0S
1-211.O9: No. hard winter. $1.04@
1.O7 1-2; No. northern spring, S1.US
1-2@ 1.10; No. northern spring, S1.OS
ml.O9,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
PHYSICIANS.

H. S. GARFIELD, NJ. d. HOMEO-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1858.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

PETERSON & WILSON, ATTOR-
neys at law; rooms 3 and Smith
Crawford building,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

GEORGE w. COUTTS, ATTORNEY
at law. Estates settled, wills, deeds,
mortgages and contracts drawn. Col
lections made. Room II Sc idt
block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

VAUGHAN BROS, DENTISTS, OF
flee in Judd building. Phone Main
"a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. D. c. M'NABB. LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary Board. Office Tall ans
drug store. Res phone Main SO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

CARTER & SM-T- :, ATTORNEYS
at law. office in American Nation
al Bank buildink.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

FEE & SLATER, LAWYERS, OF
flee In Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

LOWELL & WINTER, ATTORNEYS
and counsellors at law. Office in
Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04

JAMES B. PERRY, ATTORNEY AT
law. Office over Taylor Hardware
Company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-04
ATTORNEYS.

RALEY & RALEY, ATTORNEYS AT
law. office in American National
Bank building.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23

cr's devil were al Dnsy doing justice
TO Mr.. Harrington with an I'm our
midst" paragraph when the novelist
arrived.
"I've Just lost dog" Harrington ex-
planned after he had introduced him
self, land I'd like to have you insert
this ad for me: Fifty dollars reward
for the return Of pointer dog answer
ing to the name Of Rex. Disappeared
from the yard Of the Mansion House
Monday night"
"Why, we Were Just going to press,
SIR" the editor said. "but well be only
too glad to hold the edition for your
ad."
Mr.. Harrington returned to the hotel.
After a few minutes he decided. how
ever, that II might be well to add mo
questions asked" to his advertisement
and returned to the Daily News Office.
The place was deserted save for the
skinny little freckle faced devil, who
sat perched on high stool, gazing
wistfully ont OF the window.
'Where is everybody" Harrington
asked.
"Gawn to hunt tn dawg." replied the
boy without removing his gaze from
the distant flelds.-Everyb ody's.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
DR.. Shops
Headache
Tablets
JAMES GIDlEY.
To Consumptives.

Edward A. Wilson's Preparation Of
HypOphospates and BlodGetti from
the original formula Is the Sovereign
Remedy for Consumption, Asthma,
Bronchitis, t'atarrh, LaGrippe, Coughs,
Colds and all Throat and Lung Mala-
dies.
Thousands of people say they have
been relieved by 1t,
Those who have used It will have
no other, and recommend It TO their
fellow sufferers.
1t has cured many after they were
given up az incurable by their physi-
clans.
The undersigned as consumptive
can testify fIom his own experience as
to It's value.
Write at once-delays are dangerous.
and may prove fatal.
For full particulars, testimonials,
ETC., address
G.. A. ABBOTT. Sole Agent,
80 Ann Street. New York City, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
PAIN

. Pain In the head-pain anywhere. has ifs cnuse.
Pain scongestion. pain is blood pressure-nothing
prove it he has created little pink tablet. That
tablet-called Dr. Shops Headache Tablet
coaxes blood pressure away from pain centers.
though safely. it surely eouaizes the blood crcu-
laton.
II you have q headache IT'S blood pressure
II it's painful periods with women, same cause.
II you are sleepless. restless. nervous it's blood
congestion-blood pressure. That surely Is
certainty, for d.. Shops Headache Tablets stop
II In 20 minutes. and the tablets simply distribute
the unnatural blood pressure.
Bruise your finger. and doesn't It get red and
swell. and pain you? OF course it does. It's con.
gestion. blood pressure. You'll find It where pain
Railways. It's simply Common Sense
We sell at Is cents, and cheerfully recommend
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Easily Weakened.

6aSuy VaNSuSos
When DR.. Bloomfield was bishop Of
London he received several letters
complaining that the architect of u
new church In his diocese had disfig-
ured the interior and exterior with
useless gewgaws." Consequently the
bishop went down to the little town to
make an inspection Of the building
and summoned the architect to meet
him there.
The bishop could find nothing amiss
with the exterior Of the church nor
with the interior until just as he reach
ed the chancel he looked up and saw
four wooden images apparently guard
Ing the pulpit.
what do those figures represent? p
he Inquired.
1.-THE four evangelists, my lord" re-
piled the architect.
They appear to be asleep" said the
bishop.
do you think so. my lordT"
"That's the way they look to me-"
said the bishop decidedly.
"John," called the architect to a
man who was ut work on one Of the
pews, bring your chisel and open the
eyes Of the evangellsts."
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Weak Kidneys
Make
Weak Bodies.
Kidney Diseases Cause Half
The Common Aches And
Ills of East Jordan
People.

AS one weak link weakens chain,
so weak kidneys weaken tho whole
:. body and hasten the final breaking
down.
Oyerwork, strains, colds and other
causes injure the kidneys and when
their activity Is lessened the Whole
body snffers from the excess Of uric
poison circulated In the blood.
Aches and pains and languor and
urinary ills come. and there IL an eve
increasing tendency toward diabetes
and fatal Bright's disease. There Is
no real help for the sufferer except
kidney help.
Doan's Kidney Pills act directly on
the tfidneys and cure every kidney Ill.
Mrs. L, j. BealS. living at 402 Lib
erty street, Petoskey, Mich, says:
"Mr. Beals suffered severely from
aches and palms arising from a dis
ordered condition 0f the kidneys.
We finally heard OF Deans Kidney
Pills being a valuable kidney remedy,
and began using them. After week
pr so the weakness OF the kidneys was
corrected. Mr.. Beals was so pleased
with the result obtained from the use
of Doan's Kidney Pills that he has
ince often recommended them to
Others"
For Sale by all Dealers. Price so
Cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Dnan's-and
take no other.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
- The -
Scrap Book
A Fine Thirst.

A Fine Thirst.
The Grand Prix, the famous French
race that concludes the Paris season,
Is wound up In the evening by lavish
private dinners at all the fashionable
restaurants. A New York man once
celebrated too well. He gave at the
Cafe American large supper and the
next afternoon an overseer saw valet
carrying To this mans room fresh
water bath.
'What are you doing with that
bath?' the overscer asked.
I'm taking II to No. -, SIR" said
the waiter.
"But II Is nearly 8 o'clock"
"He Is still In bed. SIR
"But | thought" said the puzzled
oversecr. that l saw you carrying n
very large fresh water bath to No. ~
couple Of hours ago"
$50 you did. sir" said the waiter.
"He drank that"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23

Besides 30 large cups from each Csc
package Of DR., Shops Health Coffee,
1 now put In a 25c, clever silvered
"No-Drip" Coffee Strainer Coupon.
Look for IL! The satisfaction OF
Health Coffee Is, besides. most perfect.
Made only from pure toasted cereals,
malt, nuts, etc. Sold by G. l.. Sher-
man & Son.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
To Benefit the Poor.

To Benefit the Poor.
A lot Of MINISTRIES went to an Eng
lish country town and advertised to
give a performance for 1.-THE benefit Of
the poor. tickets reduced to six
pence" The hall was crammed full.
The next morning committee for the
poor called upon the treasurer Of the
concern for the amount the said bene-
fit had Melted. The treasurer express
ed great establishment at the demand.
81 thought" said the chairman Of the
committee. you advertised this con-
cert for the benefit OF the poor?" The
treasurer replied. "Didn't we put the
tickets down to sixpence so that the
poor could all conner
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Real Tailoring

DROBATE ORDER: State of Michigan.
Il The Probate Court for tile County of
Charlevoix.
Al a session of said Court. held at the Pro-
bate Office In the City Of Charlevoix In sald
County, on the fourth day OF January A. ID.
1919
Present: Hon. John NJ. Harris, Judge of Pro-
bate.
In the matter of the estate Of Eugenia
Smith deceased.
Edith L. Shannon having filed in said court
her petition praying that said court adjudi-
cate and determine who were ut the time OF
her dea, h the legal heirs of said deceased IN d
entitled TO iuherit the real estate OF which
said deceased died seized,
IL Is ordered, that the Sth day OF Feb. A ID.
10 Dat ten O'Clock in forenoon, AZ sai1 probate
office. be ano Is hereby appointed for hearing
saId pc ition.
1t l. Further Ordered, That public notice
thereof be given by publication OF copy OF
this order. for three suect ssive eks pre-
vi, MS o said day OF hearing. In the Charlevoix
Coupty Herald newspaper printed and circu-
lated In said county.
JOHN NJ HARRIS,
true copy Judge Of Probate.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Wi1wsrns and Snakes.

WIUWSIslo GHo onSkcs.
An American had been seated ut a
London dinner table next n rosy check
ed, gray eyed English girl who af-
fected an absorbing and flattering In
terest In the United States, about
which she seemed to have imbibed the
usual extraordinary ideas Of some
Britons. especially with regard to the
perils to be encountered in the more
sparsely settled regions of the west.
She tried her best not to be incredu-
lous when assured. that things were
not really SO bad as she imagined.
"It's reassuring to be told that there
are not rattlcsnakcs In all the gar
dens," she said, with n dazzling smile,
but my cousin wrote me not long
since that he had seen over twenty
wigwams In one little village. Per-
haps," she added as her companion
made no immediate response. per
hnps the wlgwams are not as vcao-
nous rs rattlesnakes."
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
PATIENCE.

PATIENCE.
! stood within the halls Of JOY
And asked IL one could point the way
To Sorrows house. With manner coy,
lmpatiently. each answered Nay"
I knocked upon the door OF Pain.
"Can tell where Sorrow lives?" cried
But there. too. had sought in vain.
'Joy is my mother" Pain replied.
Then met i one whose face serene
Was as a light upon the earth.
Sorrow" she said, with gentle m!en--
'Ah, yes! Twas she that gave ne
birth"
Beth Slater Whitson In Metropolitan
Magazine
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
D'Ennery's Wit.

D'Ennery's Wit.
The Empress Eugene once asked
D'Ennery. the French dramatist, after
the performance of one of his plays at
the Tuileries, How did your heroine
get the poison that was so necessary
for the denouementT "Ah, your maj
esty." said D'Enncry, that's just what
I've never succeeded in getting her to
tell"
Another time the directors OF a the
alter where his drama, The Two Or
phans," was being rehearscd asked
him what he was dissatisfied with.
"Oh." he replied, 'its only that each
Of you has got On imbccile for part
per."
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
When God Let's Loose q Thinker.


Beware when the great God lets
loose a thinker on this planet. Then
all things are at risk. 1t is as when
q conflagration has broken out in u
great city, and no man knows what Is
safe or where 1t will end. There Is
not piece of science but its flank
may be turned tomorrow. There Is
not my literary reputation, not the SO
called eternal names Of fame. that may
not be revised and condemned. The
very hopes of man, the thoughts Of
his heart. the religion Of nations. the
manners and morals Of mankind, are
all at the mercy Of new generaliza-
ton. Generalization Is always a new
influx Of the divinity into the mind (;
hence the thrill that attends it.-Ralph
Waldo Emerson.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
He Was Admitted.

He Was Admitted.
A fussy military official once devised
a system which compelled every one
who went on business to General
Banks to procure ticket from a men,
Der of the staff, the presentation Of
which at the door gained him admis-
sion. One day n burly colonel came to
the door of the private oitice at head
quarters and requested that his name
be given to the general.
"Have you q tlcket?" he was asked.
"a ticket" echoed the colonel. with
scorn. "No, sir. haven't"
"You can't enter here without one"
was the reply.
Sir" said the colonel, "when Gen.
eral Banks becomes a puppet show
and have % cents to spare I'll buy a
ticket to see him, not before" lie was
admitted.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23

DR.. F. p. Ramsey can test your eyes
aud properly fl you with glasses.
For Sale-Both hard and soft dry
block wood. Apply to A. r. Rowland
or phone l64-4 rings.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
A ssrterlsl Reflection.

A young clergyman On his first ap-
pearance In the pulpit made faux
pas in a sermon directed against the
very human fault Of vanity. MANY n
good woman comes into Gods house
to show OF (perhaps she doesn't quite
realize II, but the fact Is unchanged)-
to show Off her best clothes" Then
he glanced across the crowded pews
and added. II am thankful, dear
friends, to see that none Of you has
come here for SO unworthy a reason"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Tended to His Part.


Some years ago the Yankee schooner
Sally Ann. under command Of Captain
Spooncr, was beating up the Connect
cut river. Mr.. Comstock, the mate,
was at his station forward. According
to his notion Of things the schooner
was getting Hectic" too near certain
mud flats which lay along the larboard
shore. So aft he went 10 the captain
and. with his hat cooked ON one side,
said:
"Cap'n SpoOner. you're getting n lee
tie too close to them flats. Hadn't
you better go abeoutT'
The captain glared at him.
"Mr. Comstock, jest you go fOr'nrd
and tend to your part Of the skinner.
I'll tend to mine"
Mr.. Comstock went for'ard In high
dudgeon.
Boys" he beloved ont, 'see that
that er mud hooks all clear for lettin'
go"
AYE, aye, sir.'
LET go. them he roared.
Down went the anchor, out ratified
the chains. and like n fash the Sally
Ann came lufiing into the wind and
then brought up MI standing. Mr.
Comstock walked aft and touched his
hat.
well. cap'n, my part Of the skinner
Is to anchor. -Everybody's.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Tom and Jerry.

Tom and Jerry.
Tom Reed ard Jerry Simpson. the
noted POpul!st congressman, were
great friends. Their good relationship
came after this incident
Say, Jerry" said Reed one day,
"why are you populIst?"
"FOr the same reason" said Simp-
son, that you are u Republican. \
majority Of the people Of our respec-
tive districts are Of our way Of think
ing"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
The Difference Of a Letter.

Inc OiiIcrefce OF Letter.
a professor In the University Of Ber-
lin who came to this country year
ago was much surprised when he
travelled In a sleeping car to be asked
by the porter for his berth ticket.
MY birth ticket?" he said. II have
my passport, l have my letter Of cred
II, and l have even In my trunk my
certificate of vaccination, but why the
railroad should want my birth ticket I
do not see"
But" said the porter, 81 must know
whether you have upper or lower
BERTH"
Upper. OF course" said the German.
"Look at my passport. Does II not
say, We'll and highly bornr"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
Practical Economy.

Practical Economy.
If you would succeed In business
never spend cent more than you
earn. No matter how small your
earnings. you should master this art.
I use the word art" advisedly, as SO
many young men appear to frltter
away without so much as a thought
all their earnings.-Marshal Field.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-23
journalistic Enterprise.

While stopping at little Hoosier
hotel In the course of hunting trip In
his native state Booth Harrington lost
one Of his dogs.
Have you newspaper In town.
he asked Of the landlord.
Right across the way. there. back
Of the shoemaker's." the landlord told
him. "the Daily News. best little paper
Of It's size In the state"
The editor, the printer and the print