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Arizona republican., 1909-11-07
Slow Digestion
A Frequent Form OF Stomach Trouble
Readily Cured by Stuarts
Dyspepsia Tablets.

This complaint constitutes one Of
the most common forms OF dyspepsia.
II is the bane Of those who ignore
natural laws. and forget that the
healthy action of the stomach is de-
pendent on the condition Of both body
and mind Those whose pursuits
oblige them to pass much Of their time
within doors; men Of letters. and Of
business. whose minds are seldom per-
fectly relaxed: administrators. specu-
lators. financiers. and the various pro-
fessional men fall ready victims to it.
Slow digestion occurs in persons Of
all temperaments and habits. but Of
tenest in those Of irritable, OF nervous
disposition, and anxious aspect of
countenance. who are popularity char
acterized as "dyspeptic looking" Eat
ing too rapidly is a common. exciting
cause Of this disorder, as is also i'm
perfect mastication of food from loss
OF teeth.
There is also deficiency Of the gas
trio juices. and an insufficiency OF the
motor and muscular. or churning
movements of the stomach walls, and
the food remains entirely too long in
this organ. instead of being passed
down into the small intestine at the
proper time.
Even dinner not exceeding the or
binary Limits is followed at varying
intervals, but usually within am hour,
by feeling of weight and oppression
in the stomach. For several hours af-
terward the person experiences decid-
II 49,
supper be taken. horrible night mare
and troubled dreams are certain to re-
suit
Il should be quite well. if it were
not necessary to eat" is a common
statement made by sufferers from this
form of stomach complaint. Many of
them actually dread the approach of
meal time, knowing what disagreeable
symptoms they are sure to experience
after eating; and would doubtless dis
continue the ingestion of food into
their stomachs altogether if it were
possible to live without eating.
There is really no necessity what
ever fer depriving ones self of the
pleasures of the table. or to starve the
rest of the system because the stom-
ach is derelict in its duty. and does
not digest the food as quickly or as
thoroughly as it should
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets compel
the stomach to perform its functions
properly and assist it very materially
in the discharge OF its duties, a single
grain of the principal digestive ingre-
dent of these tablets being sufficient
to digest 5000 grains Of food. They
not only digest the food. however, but
also tone up and strengthen the peptic
glands, and the motor functions, so
that the food will not remain in the
stomach longer than necessary. Every
case of slow digestion and all other
forms of dyspepsia are readily durable
by the use of these tablets. which
make up the gastric deficiency, and
supply the disordered stomach with
exactly the same digestive juices that
are found i'm a healthy, vigorous stom-
ach
Purchase a package of these Won
derful digestors from your druggist
today for so cents and cure yourself
Of your dyspepsia. Send us your name
and address and we will forward you
a sample package free. Address +. \.
Stuart Company, $50 Stuart Building.
Marshall. Mich.
Arizona republican., 1909-11-07

EXCESS III a liSt-tS - h.tHseI :
Gus disease
You read almost every day ef people
dropping dead from apopleNy, fatty
degeneration of the heart, etc, which
means that there is too much fat.
Avoid these dangers by using Rengo
natures remedy for reducing fat.
Rengo is pleasant to take-you eat
il like fruit or candy.
Ii compels the proper assimilation
of food BY the blood. and the nutri
ment goes where it belongs and builds
up the muscle. brain and nerves. in
stead Of piling up in the form of tx
cess fat.
You can easily reduce fat to the ex
tent of pound a day by the me of
Eengo and do it with perfee- safety,
for Rengo is harmless.
There is nothing Just as good" as
Rengo For sale by all druggists at
800 per full sized box. or by mail
prepaid. by. the Rengo Co. 1864 Rengo
Bldg, Detroit, Mich.
FREE
The company will gladly send you
a soc box free by mail. if you VIII
write them direct to Detroit and en-
close 10 cents in silver or stamps to
help cover pc stage and packing: no
free packages at drug stores.
For sale and recommended rhoe-
nix by A. l.. BEGINNER.
Arizona republican., 1909-11-07
THEATRES ON RIVER BOATS.

The future looks good to the show
boat man on the Mississippi river.
More money is coming into the val
ley Larger crowds gather TO the toot
of the horn and the wall of the cali
ope. Larger towns than ever well
come the floating theatres. The prom
Use is that a show boat to seat 5000 is
not far off. When such a floating
theatre arrives the showboat towns
on and off the railways may see some
of the famous actors and actresses Of
whom they have read.-Harper's
Weekly
Arizona republican., 1909-11-07
At THE THEATERS
The Great MeEwen at the Airdome.

beginning tonight the Great McEwen
every night during the past week ex-
easement at the Airdome. McEwens
work as a hypnotist has pleased the
amusement seekers Of Phoenixtha Air
dome has been taxed to its capacity
every night during the past weey eN-
ira chairs have been placed in the
theatre and the management hopes
that room will be found for AL as
it las been necessary to t.rn people
away nightly. Beginning Monda. night
and continuing for the balance o. the
week two shows will be given each
evening-the first performance Will
start promptly at IT'S and if a good
seat is desired il would be advisable
90 come early.
Healthseekers, see Towards Ranch
advertisement in today's issue.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

third time you've tried to die. What's
the matter?''
pm In lover replied John after
long minute
you're IN what?"
am in love with the Widow Harper.
but she don't love me. and that's why
l want to die. stood 1t till can't
stand 1t no more"
Ever ask her to have youT
IL dasn't"
"You seven kinds of idiot. Don't
know whether she'd say yes or no. but
trying to kill yourself"
The widow heard Of the third at
tempt through farmers boy. and she
was sitting on the vennda after sup
per and thinking the matter over when
John Dale suddenly appeared. He had
story TO tell, aud he went right at II
like man hoeing corn.
widow Harper" he began. Il know
hain't fit to lick your shoes. but |
love you. When found was loving
you tried to Kill the feeling. but the
harder tried the more loved. That's
why tsled to hang myself"
Il see." she said as he paused and
wiped away tear.
Il was In hopes my sore throat would
make ME forget you. but 1t didn't.
had suffered for you. and you were
denrer than ever. l couldn't get you
out of my mind. kept thinking and
thinking. and. knowing how hopeless 1t
was. turned to that tater bug pizen.
| had note for you in my pocket.
and you'd have got It after my death.
Mrs. Whnlen took the pizen away from
ME just as | was asking heaven TO Ill
ways bless you. In the note l also
said hoped you'd be happy with any
man you married"
Yes" remarked the widow as an
other pause came.
Then l was determined to weed you
out of my heart ut any cost. l drank
sour cider; | fell off the fence on pur
pose: pinched the cows when milk
ing them to make them kick; ran
through bed of nettles iu my bare
feet: rolled Off II haystack. 1t was
all in vain. l was loving you more in
stead of less. Down by the river l got
to thinking about you marrying that
sewing machine agent or wire fence
man. and | just made a run for the
river and jumped in. I swallowed all
the water | could. and l kicked when
Mr.. Whalen got me by the hair and
pulled me out"
And after trying three times you
have succeeded in wedding me out Of
your hearth"
mo. That's what I've come over to
tell you. l keep thinking of you every
minute. If bird sings or a duck
quacks or a goose cackles / think it's
your voice and look around. Why
was born into this world? Why did
ever see you? Why did l fall in
love with you?"
And now. John. just what is 1t you
want?" asked the widow when he had
uttered his last word and was gritting
his teeth to keep the tears back.
"Why. want-I want you to have
met
Then ask me. If you had done so
year ago ! should have said yes. as
| shall say now"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Tho Panaeea Of Nature.

Every great and commanding mo-
ment In the annals Of the world is the
triumph of some enthusiasm. The VIC
tories of the Arabs after Mohammed,
who In few years from a small and
mean beginning established a larger
empire than that of Rome. Is an ex-
ample. But there will dawn ere long
on our politics. on our modes Of living,
nobler morning than that Arabian
faith in the sentiment of love.
This is the one remedy for all ills,
the panacea Of nature. We must be
lovers, and at once the impossible be-
eomes possible. Our age and history
for these thousand years have not been
the history Of kindness, but Of selfish
ness. Our distrust is very expensive.
The money we spend for courts and
prisons is very III laid out We make
by distrust the thief and burglar and
incendiary. and by our court and Jail
we keep him So An acceptance of the
sentiment of love throughout Christen-
dom for a season would bring the felon
and the outcast TO our side in tears.
with the devotion of his faculties to
our service. = Emerson.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Shrewd Peter the Great.

Peter the Great adopted rather a
novel means TO convince his subjects
that they should change their clothes
to conform with the modern costumes
of western Europe. Believing. as Is
well known historically. that the fu-
ture greatness of Russia depended up
IN the facility with which 1t was made
to assimilate all that was best in
other countries. he had succeeded in
introducing some important innova-
tons into the half civilized region
over which he held sway. At length
he had patterns Of cloth hung up at
the gates of the towns. and those who
did not conform to the fashions thus
set were locked publicly. albeit this
was done In as pleasant a manner as
possible. for Peter believed in being
good natured with his people. They,
on the other hand. loudly demurred
and used the argument that what was
good enough for their forefathers was
good enough for them.
Very WE'LL" said the sagacious Pc
ter. In 1903 he gave dinner at Mos
COW to celebrate the marriage Of one
Of his testers and insisted that 1t
should be conducted In strict conform
ity with ancient usage. There haC
formerly been superstitious custom
Of not lighting a fire on a wedding. So
Peter made them do without a fire,
although 1t was very cold. He would
not give them any wine, because their
sorefathers never drank 1t. When
they demonstrated he reminded them
that it was poor rule which did not
work all around. and thus by his good
natured greatness wheedled his people
into new coats. about the hardest
thing that can be done with human
ity.-London Mail.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
FOR Love OF A WIDOW
Johns Attempt at Suicide Re-
! warded With Sensible Advice.
by DONALD ALLEN.

Copyright. 1889. by Associated Literary
Press.
IL was new sensation for John
Dale. farmers hired man, to wake I'D
one morning and fnd himself in love
with the Widow Harper, who owned
the next farm on the west. He had
known her for year. but love had
come creeping along'so insidiously that
1t gave him a shock when he came to
realize II.
The Widow Harper owned her farm;
John Dale was simply hired man ut
$50 month. The Widow Harper
could discuss Shakespeare; John Dale
had simply heard that Columbus dis
covered America. The Widow Harper
quoted poetry; John Dale couldn't even
REPEAT Mother Goose rhyme. On ac-
count of these things and many others
poor John Dale felt that the widow
was as far above him as the clouds
above the corn6eld. Love had come
bot 1t was hopeless love. She was
not for him. When he strolled over to
her house she might welcome him with
smile and repeat lines from Byron
or Milton as they sat In the cleaning
but In the end she would marry sew
ing machine agent. aud he must suffer
with broken heart.
For a week the farmers hired man
kept his hopes and fears to himself.
Then he could stand 1t no longer, and
bs made confidaDt of lightning rod
man who caine along and stayed over
night. After supper the stranger was
tnken out behind the straw stack and
told all. He listened without smiling
once. He listened to the very end. and
then he sighed and shook his head in q
solemn way and replied:
- John. II you were talking about n
girl 1t would be different. but she's
widow, you see. A widow is curious
creature. No man just knows how TO
handle her. She may fall into the arms
of tin peddler, or she may tell Il mil
lionaire TO take his hat and 60"
''Then there's no hope for me?"
plaintively asked the hired man.
YES. there's one hope. If the wild
ow quotes poetry she's romantic. II
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
WOMEN IN TROUSERS.
Some Whose Work CompeIs Them to
Dispense With Draperies.

The idea of q woman In trousers
seems to be the most horrible that the
modern civilized mind can conjure up.
but there are parts of the world where
women wear these garments as a mat
ter of course, and the heavens have
not yet fallen. They even contrive to
look charming in them. too. as In one
of the cantons of Switzerland. where
the bifurcated garment Is worn on
dress occasions as we'll as for work.
Not even at the altar are the trousers
discarded. The bride wears white
ones, with a white bodice and white
flowers in her hair, and many bride
in a court train is less shy and sweet.
In spite of their trousers, which are ne
cessitated by the work they do in the
fields, these women do not ride astride,
but use a sidesaddle just like the
woman who Is trammeled by skirts.
The trousers of Switzerland are
loose, baggy affairs, sometimes almost
as cumbersome as skirts, but the peas
ant maids of the Austrian Tyrol wear
short, close fitting small clothes, which
cannot impede their movements in any
way and which are not particularly
becoming. The socks do not meet the
trousers and the knee Is left bare, like
highlander's. The upper part Of the
costume has some feminine touches.
and over the trousers is a short dra-
perry. which may be the remains of a
skirt. These women work In the fields
and stables and are compelled by their
life to dispense with super1uous dra-
peries.
French and Belgian fsherwomen
wear trousers. They wade through
the water. pushing their nets before
them. and the heavy waves would
soon sweep them of their feet II they
wore skirts. Even without them they
are obliged to go out in little parties
for mutual protection.
In China. where they do most things
differently from the rest Of the world,
the women wear trousers and the men
do not disdaiH skirts. The women also
smoke. In Turkey. before Paris fash
ions invaded the harem. trousers were
worn by the women. while the ciga-
rette is an indispensable part Of their
lives.-New York Tribune.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

"wuY DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU p
she's romantic you have a chance.
You've got to appeal TO her romance
by dying for her-dying for love Of
her."
but If died sure couldn't MARI.
her"
"You mustn't really die. but almost.
Here. now, let US do some planning.
I'll beat a farmer every day In the
week when it's business, but when
find man eating his heart out for I'M
requlted love l can't go back on him."
The talk between the two was strict
iy private. but one Of the results came
to hand within u week. John Dale
was found by his employer In the barn
just as he had swung or In noosed
rope to commit suicide.
"You tarnal idiot, but what did you
do II for?" demanded the farmer after
he had cut down and revived the vie
tim.
John Dale shed tears and said his
life was a burden TO him, and OF
course the Widow Harper heard of
the affair and wondered over it. The
would be suicide ceased to visit her.
and that was another cause for won
der.
Ten days after his first attempt the
hired man made another. He was
caught just as he was about to partake
of enough paris green to have killed
couple of horses. 1t was the farmers
wife that caught him this time. and
ms she gave him box on the ear and
snatched the dish away from him she
said:
well, If you hain't turning into the
biggest fool in America. What In cat
nip ails you. anyway
Its my breaking heart" was the
fearful reply.
"Your breaking fddlesticks! It's bill
BUSINESS and nothing else. You are act
ing like a boy ten years old"
The widow heard of this second at
tempt. and 1t made her look serious
for several days. She would have had
a talk with John had he appeared. but
she looked for him In vain.
Two weeks passed this time. and
then came the third attempt at suicide.
The farmer and bis man were moving
grass beside the river when John sud
denly threw away his scythe and
leaped into the current. There hap
pened to be an old boat handy. and the
farmer managed to get the victim
ashore and stretch him on the grass.
Then he gave way to his indignation
by shouting:
"You potheaded lunatic! What's got
into you this summer: This Is the
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
GEORGE IV,,s Hoardinqs.

One of the most inveterate hoarders
on record was George w. Not only
was he averse to destroying books and
papers. but he preserved everything
that could possibly be kept. When he
died all the suits Of clothes he had
worn for twenty years were discovered
and sold by public auction. His execu-
tors also found secreted in various
desks. drawers and cupboards numer-
Gus purses and pocketbooks crammed
full Of money to the extent. 1t is said,
of 10000. together with more senti'
mental treasures in the form Of locks
of hair from the tresses Of forgotten
beauties of the court.-London Graphic.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
AUSTRALIAN .DING0S.
Treaeherous and Destructive Animals
That Can Feian Death.

There are some who believe. though
the evidence seems against them. that
certain OF the wild dogs, like the aus
tralian dingo-"yellow dog dingo. al
ways hungry. dusty In the sun"-are
reversions to the wild state of a race
once tame. just as the parlah dogs of
various countries have Travelled half
the road toward becoming wild ami
mails again.
AS one sees the dingo here In the
gardens II looks not merely like do
mesticated dog. but like II dog of II
distinctly engaging and amicable kind.
The dingo's character bellies its gentle
looks. "Quarrelsome. sly and treach-
erous." an Australian naturalist has
called II. SO sly il 1t that. according
to Mr.. Beddard In THE Cambridge
Natural History" 1t feigns death with
such persistence that an individual has
been known to be partly flayed before
moving" and so treacherous that In the
days when dingos were more COM
monty kept as pets by the colonists
than. as a result of bitter experience,
Is the case today 1t was no unusual
thing for the dog which had been
brought up with every tenderness from
puppyhood to turn suddenly on its
master or mistress. or. what was more
frequent. when left in temporary
charge of an empty house to seize the
opportunity to raid the sheepfold or
the poultry runs.
On such occasions 1t ravens even
as the wolf. killing not to satisfy its
hunger. but In the understandable fury
Of brute instinct, so that. given time
enough. 1t will not leave one fowl or
one sheep alive That 1t does not need
much time. moreover. is shown by the
statement of Thomas Ward that lone
dingo in the course of few hours
has been known to destroy several
score of sheep" For its fighting abil-
ity the same authority declares 1t to
be q match for most domestic dogs of
double its size.
When wild II hunts in packs, which
are said sometimes TO include as many
as q hundred individuals. though from
six to a dozen is the common number.
and the only Australian animal which
1t is uncertain If the pack can ever
pull down is lin spite of Mr.. kipling'
the "old man" kangaroo. - London
Times.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Qisannointment.

Head Waiter-What's the matter
with that dyspeptic looking old chap
over there at the fourth table?
Assistapt-He's got a crouch. He
was getting all ready to make a kick
ibout that cantaloupe. and he found it
was a good one" Chicago Tribune.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Preparina For Mornina.

They say be wound up the cat and
put the clock out OF DOORS"
"Was it an alarm clockT
II believe So"
do you blame him?"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Kind He Liked.

"Are you fond of feminine societyT
Indeed am"
"What style do you prefer?"
"Well. rather like the mold of the
lady on the dollar"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
IA n Result Producer.

Though golf its devotees may dazzle
AS labor In disguise.
Plain digging beats 1t to a fragile
For useful exercise.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Old Practice.

"Where do they use alcohol in the
arts?"
interior decorations. for one thing"
Houses and offices?'
mo; the human stomach"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Welcomed the Prospec

"Hear about blends all going crazyT
"That SOP
$50 an expert says"
Gee. I know one l wish would go
trazy about me-"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Two Painters.

Highbrow (boastfully,-I get 20 cents
a word for my stuff. I'm word
painter Lowbrow (scornfully,-That's
nothing. get So q word for mine
I'm sign painter. Exchange
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Aniable.

'Ts he good physicianT
"Most excellent"
Guarantees a cure?'
"Oh. don't know about that, but
he always prescribes Just what you
want him to-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Quite Right.

ais marriage a failureT
"Well. 1t all depends"
ION whats"
"Whose marriage"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
Might Infer.

whats on your mindT
Nothing"
Thought you might be thinking Of
Ee."
81 was"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

The information that you don't want
is the sort that you are sure to run
up against at the most inopportune
time.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
End of the SNAP.

End Of the Snap.
Back
To the books.
Yes. children,
Vacation days are DER,
Ana useful
Education
is on
The bill once more.
Get out
The ancient
Grammar.
The spelling book
Ard slate
And see
IL you remember
How much
Is rhree times eight.
Your dear
And anxious teacher
Is waiting -
At the gate,
So get yourself -.
In action
And be there
On the date.
You think -
It's hard -
And stupid
Returning r.
To the grind. :
But school
Has but one object
To cultivate - -
Your mind. I
So do not
Think your parents
Have got It
In for you
Because
They send you schoolward
And try to push
You through.
Your snap this year
Is ended.
Get text books and
Skiddoo.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20
The Rat Concealed.

II seeing was Believing
You'd think that on the square
Some lovely women that you know
Had quite head of hair.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

1t is a painful operation to explain
TO stupid man. and usually a profit
less one.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

Plenty Of men get their politics
ready made from the ward boss.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

A cheerful disposition has 1t In for
old man Trouble every time.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

As airships so high. it is quite rea-
sonable to suppose that they will also
come high.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1909-10-20

One reason for always wanting our
own way is simply to prove to object
ors that it is a perfectly good way.