The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-08-14

| of foreign inspiration used to pass them by without the least notitce." DRIP WOOD Now let us hope that for once and all the Thaw case Is settled. It seems to be case of if at first you don't suc- If you have a high temper try to re- wise 1t downward, not upward.
 Just drop in any time you are pass ing" said the English Channel face tiously to MT. Latham as he attempted to make another flight across its wa- ters.
 A Louisiana judge has ruled that wo- men do not own theiy own clothes. Some of them do not. when it's a ques- tion of paying for them.
 Mir. Taft says that he did not butt certainly not. the poor consumer was the goat.
 A noted physician says. Beware the reference to the kissing germ, he might as we'll try to sweep back the ocean with a whiskbroom as to try to keep a Montgomery man from the ruby red lips of sweet. Montgomery girl. The Vampire" dance is superseding the "Salome" twist in New York. If 1t is any worse than its predecessor, Lord pity 1t.
 Hitch your wagon to a star," used to be the advice in the old days. Now the millionaire's sons are advised some- thing like this: DO NOT hitch your joy-wagon to chorus girl"
 My heart Is on fire for you" said the young man from Andalusia to the painted, powdered and perfumed Mont gomery blonde. ed her old dad, and there was a sound as of heavy body hitting the green sward with dull, sickening thud as they say in the Duchess novels. While some of us hike to country lanes To cooling breezes and bird refrains, Most of us hike downward While I'm sweltering every hour. I say would that Congress had had the To revise the temperature downward. In Arizona it Is considered healthy to mind your own business. The idea is not popular however. in small com
 
 erybody else's.
 Over in Virginia they have a farmer noted for his honesty and truthfulness that he saw a fish leap out of creek there the other day and actually milk COW. We never liked to doubt any ones veracity but there are times when we cannot help but wish that we knew what brand some of those Virginians HnIInfFV
 An Oklahoma man killed another man who stole his bait It is a great provocation as any fisherman knows. in jug and a prohibition State at one and the same time.
 Somehow or other they have ceased to speak of Evelyn as "the angel child" and weep over her as Delmas did. For the simple reason, perhaps that the said child is now a woman and be- sides doesn't possess all the traits of an angel.
 Cheer up, the recent tariff changes has put shoe leather much cheaper. Even newspaper men can wear new shoes now occasionally. at the window and watching the suc- cessful ones pass by. The only effort they make towards being successful themselves is to envy and malign them. and leaving such. It has no use for drones.
 We'll bet a brickbat against a fence that the average boy can tell you the players in the baseball league quicker than he can the Presidents of the United States. A President sinks into significance beside ball player these days.
 An old maid wouldn't mind being all at sea all the time If 1t were the matri- monial sea.
 About the most mollycoddle occupa- tion in the world for a full grown man is to sit and hold up his hands by the hour for his wife to wind yarn on. Dragons blood Is on the free ftst. In supply we hasten to inform you of this fact.
 Alfonso won at the Cowes regatta. apprehension, we hasten to inform him that a Cowes regatta Is NOT milking match.
 They say that the sphinx Is a woman, put really I don't see, for the Sphinx
  woman could never be.
 
 Bring Me N"uEht. Bring me no roses. or songs of birds. When you are near with your loving
 words,
 For the fairest roses on earth to me Are the roses that on your cheeks see, And the nightingale's song I can not
 miss.
 When your words speak love while
 your red lips kiss.
 II. Bring me no gold, I do not care For brighter gold than your golden
 hair,
 And even the blue of the summer sky Is not more blue than your deep blue
 eye.
 No necklace of pearls that earth could
 fling
 I want while your dimpled arms shall
 cling.
 P. H. A.