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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
THE REAL. TEST
oa Herpicide II Tn Giving II Thor
onwh Trial.

There Is only one test BY which Il
Judge Of the efficiency Of any article
and that is BY Its ability to do that
which II Is intended 10 do. Many hair
vigors may look nice and smell nice.
but the point is--do they eradicate Dan
drum and stop falling hair?
No, they do not. but Herplclde does
because Il goes to the root Of the eyl
and kills the germ that attacks tie
7apilla from whence tho hair gets IT,
life.
Letters from prominent people every
where are daily proving that Newbro's
Herpicide stands the test Of use
II is a delightful dressing, clear, pure
and free from oil Or grease.
Sold BY leading druggists send f0c IN
tamps for sample 70 The Herpicide Co.,
letf ~'s
one Dollar Bottles Guaranteed.
e. A. Drown. Special Agent
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
Considerable Damage Done by Storm

Considerable Damage Done by Storm
The snow and wind storm Of Mon
day differed greatly in severity through.
out the state, in some places there be.
ing about an inch Of snow and compare.
lively little wind while in Ludlow there
was eighteen inches Of snow and reports
Of damage done BY the wind keep com.
ing III In Bristol, a portion Of The
roof Of the engine house Of the Bristol
Novelty company was blown of; the
smoke stack at the Drake, Smith & Co
mill was blown down; Lewis Dupee lost
the roof OF two barns and Charles Nun
sell part Of the roof 81 one barn
Many trees were blown down Il was
the hardest wind experience there in
years. Tbs Lincoln stage was unable
10 get through on time on account 81
the drifts in South Lincoln.
In Rutland, piazza on the house on
the old Hale farm was blown over the
top Of the house, landing il the COW
yard. A shed on the same farm was
moved two feet off from its founda-
ton.
In Bennington, several hacks in a
funeral procession were nearly blown
over and the interment had 70 be post.
poned one day. The building to suf-
Ter most was the ancient courthouse,
Grasping IL by the belfry the terrific
wind twisted the whole structure 80
that the plaster was cracked and loos-
ened aud the belfry was 80 strained
that II is considered a menace.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
WANTED.

Barre city for good young work horses, A. G.
Bradshaw Chelsea. Vt 233ti6s
NANTED--ro let the job 10 cut 100 NJ feet
soft logs at once, Also to sell 90 four weeks old
pigs and ~ thoroughbred Bronze turkeys for
breeders. One set OF four and six horse sleds.
with brakes. Address q. j. Perkins Hard
wick w, X. f. d, l. Union telephone, 23st3
WANTED--To buy for cash, modern granite
manufacturing plant. located &c either Barre or
Montpelier. Mall fun particulars. including
location, capacity of crane, Size Of compressor,
ETC, torether with price. TO Modern Plant,
care Of this paper 2J2tes
wANTED-Tn buy a general store. any one
having one to sell communicate with the Il.
Cate Real Estate Agency, Barre. VI 22ltf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
srArr or oHIo. CRY o. ToIrDo, :.

ltGAt 10IFItt
Frank j. hanev makes oath that he IL SEN
ior PARTNER Of the firm Of F. T. Cheney s. Co,
doing business In the City Of Toledo. County
and State aforesaid, and that said Arm win pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use OF Hairs Catarrh Cure
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed IN M
presence this 9Th day OF December. A y. 1882.
A. w. GLEASON
trhAbt NOTARY fuRLt,
Hairs catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. Send for testimonials free.
T. J. CHENEY 3 Co.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for Constipation.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
NOrthfeId's New weather Bureau.

NorthfeId's New Weather Bureau.
The exterior Of the new United States
weather building at Mortified has been
completed and win be ready for occu-
pancy within few months. The build
ing IS built oil land adjoining the cam
pus Of the Norwich university, on what
is known as the "hill," and close enough
70 the university group OF buildings TO
be included in the panorama on the hill.
The building has been in process Of con.
struction since last summer and is a
substantial two-story affair Of brick and
granite. The building will be used as
a United States observatory with Pro-
fcssor William A. Shaw as the local fore
caster.
Prof. Shaw has been stationed Mt
Northfeld for many years and during
that time has been occupying chair
at the university, teaching meteoroIogy
and its allied sciences. The first floor
Of the new weather bureau will be util-
zed for observations and for the keep
ing Of records. One Of these rooms may
also be used for a class in meteorology
BY the cadets Tho upper portion Of
the structure will be- made into mod
ern dwelling with all improvements for
the family of Forecaster Shaw.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
POULTRY.

FOR sALE-Blue AndalusIans exclusively.
Get the BEST My stock are bred for layers aud
the show room. Prize winning stock, laying
the whole year round kxcelled By none. rem
headed by cock scoring 81 Not hen in pen
scoring less thgn 81 up 70 a. Double mating
Per setting 10 for St00. Walter Beilvilie
9Faniteviile, We Phone s-iL sstf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
STORE HOUSE.

Up date accommodations FOR storing
most any thing, carriages and Hlei9hs speciality
fire. although can insure property stored By
me at very cheap rate If desired. Prices
right. Gail on or address, George 4 McFar-
Iand. .tL South Main street. Telephone call.
80 y
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FOR SALE--n ONCE man, salesman or work.
man and you are tired OF working for sone-
one else write ma, as ] have the tidiest. busi-
est and best retail monument business in CEN
tfai New York and ! Will self 1t right want
TO retire. Il. Y. Allen, Phoenix, n. Y, 2a5t2s
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
FOUR LINES FOR rs CENTS

TINE TInEs win publish Wants. Lost Ani
FOUND. For Bale. 10 Let eDc.--snorE advertise
monu--at the rate Of four linas for twe1sy-n 70
cenre FOR the 1rat insertion ana nve CANA l0g
each 90 bAeQuenr insertion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR SALE Cottage house ON the French
estate. Seven rooms ana bath, MI hnished In
yellow birch. Hardwood floors In every room
Furnace Feat, electric lights. gas, set tubs
Good cemented cellar Piazza on two sides Of
house Price very low. For particulars call 81
% Franklin street OF phone ASA l0ltf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
WORK WANTED.

POSITION WANTED-Young Scotch girl
wants posIsiun to do general homework. thor
ouQh.y reliable. Address 'll4" Times Of
ace Ssts'
WANTFD--Position as housekeepes in good
family, BY capable woman. Address Woman, Z
Times once. 23St3
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
+. b. CATE. FRANK PLAC
HELP WANTED.


WANTED Young men 70 learn automobile
W business BY mail and prepare for posi-
tions as chAfeurs and repair men, We make
you expert Ia ten weeks; assist you 70 secure
position Pay big; work pleasant; demand for
men great; reasonable; write for particulars
and sample lesson. Empire Automobile lnstl-
fute Rochester, n. y. 235tis
CIGAR sALESMAN--tn your locality 70 rep
resent as. Experience Unnecessary; sii0 per
mo- and expenses Write Us for particulars
Monarch Cigar Co. St. Louis. 2a5ti'
WANTED Woman TO cook and take charge
Of boarding house At eroton Pond Apply 10
Y. X Aver. Brfre. ss7tv-
wANTKD--seyerai bright. reliable young
men to qualify for the Railway Mail Service.
Address, stating age, height and weight, X b
W., care Times, Barre. 2S4tSs
RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS, CUSTOM EN-
PL0YEES WANTED = Spring examinations
everywhere. Commencement salary $500 Rapid
advancemant 10 ST 400 or $1,000 Candidates
prepared tree. franklin Institute, Dept, 40i ];
Rochester, N. X. 2s0l3A@
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

w. }, Maxwell and Mr.. Stokes Of
Barton are working on their contract
for three tons Of Christmas candy, turn.
ing il out at the rate Of 200 TO 800
pounds Q day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

Lincoln Whitcomb Of Springfield suf-
fered painful accident while at work
in R. j Kennedy's shop last Saturday
afternoon his thumb catching in one Of
the machines and being cut on
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

The sixteen months old daughter OF
Clarence Buck Of Troy fell from her
high chair recently and broke her arm.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
Notice

The selectmen Of the town Of Barre
will meet at the town clerks office De-
cember 81 at p. m.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

The Baptist church in Jericho has ex-
tended a call to Rev. N. VI. Wocott Of
Phillips. n. X, to become its pastor.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
ABOUT THE STATE

Fifty carloads Of Christmas trees, Of
$4,000 trees, have been shipped from the
vicinity 81 Westheld.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
COINS WANTED

WANTED--To buy gold dollars and AL other
coins Send % cents for valuable catalogue,
1000 Illustrations K 3. Carpenter, Manchester,
N II. 23lttts
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

ot the membership Of the two churches
in the last two months.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
DT TIE KIND USUALLY OFFERED

NOT The MIND USUALLY UFFERKU
FOR sAIE-40 acre place, only one and one
enough for place Fine stream OF running wa
teI at buildings. Buildings have been built
less than five years and consist Of nine room
house, finished In hard wood with hard wood
floors. Barn 10 x 40, clapboardeu and painted
with basement underneath. hne place for
one wishing 10 work in Barre part OF the time,
Price $500 u A. Perry Real Estate Agency,
Barre VT 220tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
AIR. COMPRESSOR FOR SALE

Ingersol, Belt Driven, 10 By 10. Ma
chine practically new Can be seen At
our plant and win sell at bargain
c. Bianchi & Son
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

Aldo Ratti of Proctor fractured his
collar bone while playing basketball in
the " NJ. g. "A. gymnasium Wednesday.
He fractured the same bone several
weeks ago in foot ball game
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
LOST AND FOUND.

FoUND~-Palr Of eye glasses few days since.
Il, CITY. owner can have same by proving
property and paying for this al at Times Of
nee 23423
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

Cheap, for quick sale; | mirror, large
dining table, and sewing machine. A
Miles granite block.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
The F. B. Cate Real Estate Agency
BARRE, VT.

House six rooms, barn anu about IL acrs OF
land. Spring water q few fruit trees, Located
at South Barre. Price Sli09; will exchange for
4 farm. 22ltt
Seven room house on French Estate. nearly
new With modern improvements. The price Is
Now il the time 70 buy farm Gail and see
as. Bolster Block. Barre. VT
FARM Of q acres. two mies from the city.
Price $500 l9Stf
FARM-Contasns 50 acres, located in Cabot,
enc mile from railroad station. Tho farm will
keep 10 cows and team summer and Winfer.
Plesty Of wood and timber: good bnildtngs,
large barn. drive In on top door. This harm
alone could not be buit for much less than the
price we ask for the farm, which Is $500,
half cash 1877
Inquire st the above agency N. Z. Telephone
t27-ii. Also Peoples Phone. iastf
DO you wants good paying livery business
the \. b Cate Real Estate Agency for parsic-
ulars. l54n
We have some good farm bargains. No tron
bic to shnw our property. Gene n and talk it
over with Us.
T. 81. CATE. FRANK PLACE
HOUSE FOR SALE ata bargain. 10 rooms,
divided cellar with plaster Partitions. smAll
barn on Aver street near Main street, built old
sfyie ana warm. Rents az a9a.eo per month
ENQUIRE Of l. 81. Aveuli from to o'clock,
room over Eaefern Estate Tea Co. s7tf
FOR SALE BuildIng lots st lowest prices
for the location On Aver street. Hill street,
Long street. fremont street. cor East, north
SIDE also fremont. cor Camp, north side; also
quarry street. south side, also many
low priced lots in several good locations. T.
III. AverilL s7tf
FOR sALE--Fitty acres Of very best tillage
land. without buildings, one mile from East
barre, Low prizes II sold st once. l. H. Az
erill s7u
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

Two farms adjoining for sale or exchange,
In WfliamstowH. about four and one-half
miles from village. Farms contain about ~
acres each Good comfortable buildings
Both houses contain rooms each. Barns fair.
Will sell both for $4,000 or exchange for
other property. VIII sell separately, En-
qulre at once OF the d. A. Perry Real Estate
agency, Barre, VT 22itf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

LOsT-A small black aud white fox hound
With small scars an hind legs Finder please
notify John Fowler Plainheia, Vt, 2sztiis
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR SALE Block wood, dried in she'd also
limb and chunk wood w. w. sutton, TrQ
Hill, Barre, VT Telephone, E5-a III
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE FOR FARM
House OF seven rooms beside wood shed
and store room. Good barn and lot
large enough to afford a garden, House IA
lighted by electricity and has bath, water
closet, etc. Painted new this season outside
and Is In fine repair throughout VIII sell on
easy terms with monthly payments. II not
sold soon, will rent. Property Is located IN
the northern part Of the city, about four min
utes' walk from Main street Enquire ab once
w Qi4tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR sALE--Two sleigns one new, ono sec
ond hand. At bargain prices. A. w. ALLEN
sunnyside Farm. 2l0ti
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

OWNER SAYS SELL Fine river farm on
man ROAD from Randolph 70 Bethel, three and
one half miles from each town. con tains no
acres al good land suitably divided Good
good shape sugar bush Of GOO naples equip.
ped ii FIRST class shape. Place Will keep 20
COWS The owner instructs "a 10 sell the farm
before Jan 1st, regardless Of price, and Will
include COWS, horse 10 sheep. good set ~
tools. hay fodder. Might take cheap place
m exchange Ia part payment. Must DO sold
Inquire OF the y. A. Perry Real Estate agency,
HARE. VI 23ltf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

STONE SHEDS AND LAND FOR SALE
small sheds an blacksmith shop. All south OF,
and on NJ. a w. r. tracks at Jockey Hollow
Prices right l.. N. Ayerin. 2i3tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

Farm OF 1873 acres, suitably divided into TIL
iago pasture and woodland Buildings con-
sist OF good dwelling house, three barns. sheds
and never falling running water at house and
barn. this place u situated on a river road
three miles from a busting Vermont village
and ono fourth mile from school Wood enough
on this place 10 pay for IL The above farm 10
well fenced and will keep Is head Of stock and
team. A desirable piece Of property At our
prics Of ei400. viii sell II for 500 cash down.
the balance 70 remain on mortgage. George A.
Tracy, Real Estate, Chelsea. VI 222tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR SALES siefghs. 2 robes, harness, 4
express wagons, order wagons, top bnggiea
open huggies Of different styles, ehop stove
six room cottage, new, 3 building lots. Ca
at Brook street shop or az 10 Plain street, Frank
Cooper uTtQmO
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

Floyd Cleveland 81 Stowe lost three
fingers from the left hand while working
in the woods near Lake Mansfield Tues
day. He and an assistant were splitting
a log with wedge, which slipped, in
ilicting the injury.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

90 head Of cattle can be carried on this 1865
acre farm Land divided into 40 acres tillage
w acres pasture and 65 acres w0odlaDd sugar
bush s0i 70 1890 hundred trees Buildings con
sist Of room house, 3 barns. with Easements
and 100 ton siio, also creamery, store Sheds
granary, etc Running water At house and
yards. Everything IN No. l order and no re-
pairs TO make. Prieo $500 Geo. A. Tracy,
Real Estate Chels,-!, w, 222tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

10 RENT Hall suitable for private parties
on social en- teItainments, with hne plano.
Inquire of X. y Northen. 70 Keith Ave. go5tG
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

TO LET-A five room tenement fs2 Merchant
street. All modern convenionces, newly re-
paired throughout o. w Mann, "a Yelling
ton street. 224tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR SALE on ExCHANGE E. Farm OF about
creamery, storos etc. Keep is cows and Is
stocked at present. Buildings good and con
sist Of i two story h0use, containing ~ rooms;
harm 32xa6 and one lSx30; silo, and hen house.
with the farm the owner wishes 70 sell IA head
OF stock one sly ear OLD colt four shoats, brood
SOW. hens, hay, silage. IS bushels o. potatoes,
80 bushels barley, AL tools including one farm
wagon. worth $500 Price for immediate sale
only Sal00.00 Inquire Of the y. A. Perry Real
Estate Agency, Barre W. 23Iu
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
TO RENT.

TO RENT tenements No. 20 Branch St. one
down and one up stairs 5000 and saO0 IN
quire at q Branch ST., cr TO s. II. Forsyth, No,
Brook St 232tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

HARROWS FOR SALE--Clark Disk Har-
VOWS both cutawAys and fun disks. The best
Harrow on the market, The cutaways work rs
pointed spade does easier than square biAd-
ed shovel, and II pulverizes tho ground work
better. e. Carleton, n Highland Ave. 42u
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

TO RENT--A very conveniently arrangsei
seven room tenement, IL Academy street Has
spring water electric lights. Is one OF the
plensantest In the city, Emf uire OF the d. A.
Perry Reai Estate Agency. 229rf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

TO KENT--A warm. eozy tenement Of four
rooms. with gas stove. No, GA Kim streeE Ready
the sd. Also a clean. dry store room. 10 feet
square, shoathed all over. Enquire at 10 Aver
III street Mrs George. 2aotf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18
FoR SALE.

FOR SALE Horizontal boiler Of % horse
power, also an Aras engine Of forty horse
edger, clipper, all Ia good repair. Inquire ~
G. X. Wood, Barre, W 2Qati1
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

FOR SALE Yearling pullets for roAsttng,
BrahmAe IN elegant condition i've and oisht
pounds each.
a w. ALLEN, sunnyside Farm. aastf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-12-18

The farm at the house Of correction
Rutland, in addition to supplying suf-
fiicient vegetables, milk and eggs for the
institution, has earned enough money 50
that 1890 was turned over to the state
after paying expenses the past sea
son.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-10-20
The Expense of Being Careless.

A prominent business man, accord
ing to Orison SWEET Marden, in Sue
cess Magazine, says that the careless
ness, inaccuracy, and laundering OF
employees cost Chicago one million
dollars a day. The manager of large
Chicago house says that he has to
station pickets here and there through
the establishment in order to neutral
ize the evils of inaccuracies and the
laundering habit. Blunders and in
accuracies cost New York concern
twenty-five thousand dollars year.
Many an employee would be shocked
at the thought of telling his employer
lie with hi lips is lying every day
in the quality of his work, in his dis
honest service, in the rotten hours
he is slipping into, in Sinking, In his
| Indifference to his employers inter
ests. 1t is just as dishonest to ex
press deception in poor work, II
Sinking, as to express it with the lips
yet l have known office boys, who
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-10-20
PLANS FOR THE BATTLE OF THE
WILDERNESS

At six o'clock, when all were in
camp, Grant issued his orders for the
next day. Sheridan was to move
with Gregg and Torbert against the
enemy's cavalry, who at that hour
were supposed to be at Hamilton's
Crossing, and who, as matter OF
fact, were not there at all. Wilson,
with his Third Cavalry Division, was
to move at a. m. to Craig's Meet
ing House on the Catharpin Road,
tie one that Longstreet had chosen
for his approach. Warren was to
take Wilson's place at Parker's Store;
Sedgwick to move up to Old Wider
ness Tavern, leaving one division at
Germanna Ford till the head of Burn
sides corps appeared. In other words,
he was to occupy Warren's present
position with his whole corps across
the Pike; Hancock was to advance
by way of Todd's Tavern to Shady
Grove Church on the Catharpin Road
and from there, about three and d
half miles south of Warren, throw
out ibis right and connect with him
at Parker's Store. Of the infantry,
Hancock had by far the longest
march to make, about twelve miles;
the others only very short ones, not
more than three or four miles. The
trains were to be parked at Todds
tavern.-Morris Schaff in Atlantic.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-10-20
TOTAL LOSS OF HAIR

Seemed Imminent-Scalp was very
ScaIy and Hair Came Out by
HandfuIs-ScaIp Now Clear ana
New Hair Grown by Cuticura.
about two years ago l was troubled
with my head being scaly. Shortly AFTER
that had an attack Of typhoid fever
and was out of the hospital possibly
two months when | first noticed the
loss of hair, my scalp being still scaly,
started to use dandruff cures to NO
effect whatever | had actually lost
hope of saving any hair at all. could
brush it off my coat by the handful.
was afraid to comb it. But after using
two cakes of Cuticura Soap and nearly
a box of Cuticura Ointment, the change
was surprising, My scalp is now clear
and healthy as could be and my hall
thicker than ever, whereas had my
mind made up to be bald. w. b
Steese, 1912 Broad ST., Pittsburg, Pa.
MAY 7sand q, 190S.'
Potter Drug & Chem Corp. Soil
! Props of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-10-20
a PROTEST.

Reduce the size of dollar bills?
Oh, look here Sec. MacVeagh,
They're small enough now as 1t is
When we look at our pay.
We open up the envelope
And sadly ponder, think
Oh how to pay the grocery
We cannot if they shrink.
Reduce the size of dollar bills?
Oh, no, 'twould be too tough.
For at the present time we feel
They're not half large enough.
We try to stretch them now, but if
You cut their size in two
How can we pay the butcher-what
The dickens shall we do?
Reduce the size of dollar bills?
Why, golly, aren't they small
Enough, when we remember what
The tariff in the fall
Will do for US? Why, when we start
To pay the trusts their price
Well wish the bills were twice as
large,
And wish it in trice.
Reduce the size of dollar bills?
The idea is absurd;
I'll bet that Teddy yells when he
Gets less for ev'ry word.
Oh, Mr.. Secretary, change
Your mind-it's fierce to dig
For less than we get ncw-and make
Our dollars twice as big!
Arthur Roche in New York World.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1909-10-20
MUNYON'S
Eminent Doctors at
Your Service Free
Not Penny to Pay for the Fullest
Medical Examination.

If you are In doubt as to the cause
Of your disease, mail us postal re-
questing medical examination blank.
Our doctors will carefully diagnose
your case, and If you can be cured
you will be told so; if you annot be
cured you will be told so. You are
not obligated to us in any way, for
this advice is absolutely free. You are
at liberty to take our advice or not.
as you see fit.
Munyon's, SD and Jefferson streets,
Philadelphia, Pa.