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The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

OH JOY--S36 to s180 per week. The moneys yours; something newt goes like wildfire; takes every family by by stormj no experience required; money floods inI free sample to active agents. John Mangold. Tenn. Sold 50 in 8 days. Made big payment on house; thanks to you" Mrs. B. Nolke, Me-, Send 6; best thing for women sever invented" Reflect-consider the field; a vacuum cleaner for $e; women have watched. wished, longed for iti woman sold 4 ono evening; profit $1 Agents selling 8 to 10 every day, profit $36 to $1SO per week. Home Vacuum Cleaner; one person operates. No motor. no elec- tricity; cleans carpets. rugs, mattings, etc., on floor; terrific suction does 1t; air sucks up dirt, dust and germs: no more sweeping, dusting or houseclean- ing. Demonstrated in 5 minutes; sell on demonstration. Show 10 families. sell g. Does same work as $l00 machine. Weighs pounds; money back if not as represented; agents profit 100 per cent; risk a penny. Send postal today for territory; full description. This won't appear again. R. Armstrong Man ufacturing Co.,, $50 Aims Bldg. Gin cinnati, O.
 oung men who can furnish references to become traveling sales men; experience unnecessary; write to- day for full pArticularA Bradstrest sys- tenn, Dept. TO- Rochester, N. Y.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
FARMS FOR SALE.

SUNNY, Southern Georgia. Small farms in Southern Georgia and Northern Flor ida, on very easy terms to responsible horr eseekers; rich lands, excellent wa ter glorious climate. State your wants and you will receive prompt reply. \ Thompson & Co.,. Homeland Ga.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

$25 per week and expenses easily earned securing addresses and taking orders from dealers; yearly contract given. National Coffee & Tea Co.,, Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-Man. must be willing to learn and capable of acting as our represent ative; no canvassing or soliciting; good income assured. Address National Co., operative Realty Co.,, TOO Warden Bldg. Washington. D. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

GOOD paying situation open; cash week ly; checking, attending advertising ma- terial for your locality; enclose stamp for reply. Pandora Mfg. Co., Dept. 104 London. Ont.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
}D| |ONE CENT 4 WORD

RATES-One cent a word n dayy no ad. taken for less than 25c for first fnser- ton. Cash must accompany order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

s9o a month s60 expense allowance at start to put out merchandise and gro- cery catalog; mall order house. Ameri- can Home Supply Co. Desk 34 Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

Piano Purchaser! will sell . $10o Forbes purchasing certificate for $15, good for face value. Address E-6 care Age-Heraid.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-The southwest corneof sd avenue and 21th street, 1o0x1oo; bAr,ne now $262o rent; price 1850 frontfoot: good terms. It is . valuable buness corner, and is certain to increa in value; 24th street will some dayTa Q live business thoroughfare. It wilna v you to investigate. (Option.) Wlev M. Smith, of g.. Bethea 6 Co.,, 20 sa avenue.
 FOR sALE-A s1oo Forbes Piano ce3t,.. cate for s; good. until Decembess Call Bell phone llOs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WE have an extra good bargain in an S-room, 2-story home in Woodlawn. just completed and modern in every respect; beautiful mantles and chandeliers, large halls and bath, corner lot, close to car line; we do not care to quote price or terms in this ad; if you are inter- ested and want a bargain call and see us. Gibson Realty Co.,, No. 216 N. 21st street
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

PR1NTERS-Every compositor in small town send name and address at once to Box 266, Atlanta, Ga; something of vital interest to you.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
QNE GENT 4 WORD.

hAIES-One cent a word a day, no ad IaNen Tor less than 25e for first inser- uon. Sash rust accompany order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-No. 1914 located on s1st street. Norwood Place: elevated corner lot, 60x190; fronts east: all city improve nents paid; 1t has strictly modern style Groom residence: it is one of the best built and best finished homes in this city; furnace heat; the inside fur nishings are just elegant; not thing has been omitted; good cottage on al- ley; positively cost s1o.5o0; just let me show you this home; price only $10,0oo; terms $200o cash, balance $500 year, 6 per cent. (Option.) Wesley M Smith of S. Bethea & Co.,, 2027 Sd avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
ONE GENT 4 WORE

RATES-One cent word a dayy no ad. taken for less than 25c for first tnsers tlon. Cash must accompany order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

CIVIL SERvICE-We want young men and women who wish to enter the Unit States cilil service. If you are over IS, an American, and can read and write, we can qualify you to pass ex- aminations; write at once for Civil Service Booklet" stating age I. c. S, Box 204s. Scranton, Pa.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
FOR SALE

FOR SAIECA beautiful home at East Lake, two blocks from car line; Groom house; 1o0x20O; all kind of fruit bear ing; ss000, easy payments. L. P. Hill, Real Estate, 605 Farley Bldg, Bell 4722. Peoples 1883
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANT better place? Government sala- ries are high, steady and sure; work Is pleasant and promotion easy; liberal vacations; no pull needed; hundreds of vacancies every week in all parts of U. s. Our paper tells you just how you can get one of these fine positions; only 10 cents for six months trial; money back on request; send dime or stamps today to Desk 2o9, Civil Service Record, Washington D. O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR Christina presents buy one of those lots In beautiful Mountain Home. ad- joining Idlewild Park. Price from S550 up. s1O cash, balance $50 every six months, per cent. A. F. Bunker & Co., sales agents, 2111 1st avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

$100 cash and s20 a month will buy new broom cottage. hall and bath mod ern throughout. sanitary plumbing, ga. and electric lights, cabinet mantles in every room. large elevated lot, facing east. in choice locality of Woodlawn, convenient to two car lines; price s2400; bargain. Gibson Realty Co.,, No. 2la N. Nst street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-One pretty Central park ioi with all Improvements; in block B, lot 1s. on Holley street S-3, care Age
 Herald. 12-3-st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
WANTED-MALE HELP

GARDNER wanted for Tate Spring com pany, Tate Spring. Tenn Permanent place. Apply to John W. Tomlinson, 433 ffst National bank building, Birmins- nam. 11-2S-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-Lady of refinement who is well known, wants care of an infant at her home; every care givenI board, nursing, washing, sewing; best refer ences; reasonable charge. Address Y-5, care Age-Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-An all round printer for country weekly newspaper. This is good place for the right person; good wages, expenses moderate. Address. Democrat, Eutaw, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
WANTED-FEMALE HELP

wANTED-Lady solicitor, city work 7ss Brown-Marx bldg. 1-8-tf WANTED-Colored woman to do altering and repair work on mems clothes. Must be experienced. D-3, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR bargains In city and suburban prop- erty and acreage in the Birmingham, district. see Bunker, 2111 ist avenue.
 ly-3-8t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Three business lots on 27th street, Ensley, near the railroad yards; cheap by the owners. Address E-3. care
 Age-Herald. 12-s-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

MEN wanted quickly by big Chicago mall order house to distribute catalogs. advertise, s21 weekly, $50 expense al- lowance. Manager. 12l0 State st.. Chi cago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE on credit, or will exchafe for real estate. machinery (nearly nel for bottling works plant. Address R
 care Age-Herald. 12-a+
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Typewriters all maEs,
 completely rebuilt. good as ner, cheaer than can be secured elsewhere. Fly guaranteed, shipment direct from Nv
 York factory. You can save moneysy writing P. O. Box Al. HAT
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Corner 155x150 on Tuscaloosa avenue, West End with good broom house with bath; sidewalks and sewer age good COW shed, chicken house and servants room; south frontage; ss750.
 Bunker, 2111 1st avenue. 12-3-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

SO monthly and expenses to advertise, leave samples and collect names. Write silverton Co, E. 10, Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

wANTED-Organizer good commissions, any territory. Order of Owls, Geo. Be-
 roth. supreme secretary, South Bend.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-10-room rooming houses: nicely furnished full Of boarders; cleo trics rent $50; close in; price $40O; take s20o down; also furnished house to rent See MT. Johnston, 21s1 Sd ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

wANTED-Genera office man for cor poration out of city; must be quick and
 accurate. 2S years old or over; perma-
 nent position for right party; give age, experience and reference: married man preferred. Address, PA care Age-Her- ald, 12-b-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-To exchange vacant lot on 1st avenue between Sth and 9th streets, Bir- mingham for nice home West End on Cotton avenue near Hawkins or Pop lar. If you have such talk with Alan Jemison.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WlANTED-To exchange new Brush Run- about for well located vacant lot, or small house and lot on car line. Phone Owner, No. 24e Peoples phone.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Edlson's stereopticon Picture Machine, in first-class condition; sell cheap. Address or call D. H., s3O Wood ward bldg
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR investors. Twenty-Five lots on car line in the heart of Woodlawn, with one 10-room house, one Groom house and one broom cottage; snts now s47.5o per month; price only s10,0Oo; $500 cash,
 balance per cent to suit purchaser.
 Bunker, 2111 1st avenue. I2-s-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE = Five-passenger Stanley steamer touring car; In first-class con- dition; recently painted. Address Charles G. Davis, care Alabama Oil Go.
 1o-A-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

LEGAL sTENoGRAPHER, two years experience, just returned to the city, wishes position; s1o per week to begin. Address Postofrice box es7.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Two pool tables. size t-footx s-foot; fin first-class condition with either new or secondhand outfit. Ta- bles in Birmingham. Write L. c w,
 Box 576, city. A2-4-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SAGE@0pera House pool room, An niston, Ala; six good tables and four dozen arm chairs. Will sell reasonable to the right party. Address Opera House Pool Room.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
INTERPRETATIONS

OPEN for road position January ], ex- perienoed; best references. salary or commission. Standard lines or good spe- cialty. Address U-2. care Age-Herald.
 11-1-6t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

wANTED-A collector. one who is ao- quainted with the city; will not pay more than s10 week. Answer by mail in own handwriting, giving age residence, reference. with whom last employed. Address box 6s7, Birmingham. Ala.
 12-5-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Cheap. one Forbes Piano certincate make me an offer. Address I-5, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-s1500 will pay per cent in- terest semi-annually; gilt edge security Address s-5, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

energetic solicitors, Al territory and best selling health acci- dent and life policy on market; liberal commission for men who want to make real money, will not waste territory with any other kind. Apply Monday, 709 Farley bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALB-Lease and furniture in 91- room hotel, near Terminal station; fine proposition; good profit, reason for selling, sickness. Address R-5. care Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR 6ALE-Nine-room 2-story residence on South 12th street; lot 50x14O alley corner and alley in rear; modern in every respect; price $5750; one-half cash
 Bunker, 2111 1st avenue 12-3-st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

CIVIL service positions are very desir- able for young people. Full informa- ton and questions recently used by the commission free. Columbian Corre- spondence College. Washington. D. c.
 u-38-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR sALE-shetland ponies: perfectly gentle; beautiful Christmas presents for children; saddlers, matched pairs or single drivers. Prices from s150 to $225. Berthdale Stock Farm, Macon, Ga.
 H-S-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR sALE-Or exchange. 1909 l-seat automobile roadster for s125o; in splen- did condition; will exchange for good vacant propery: no houses considered. Address J-5 care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Or exchange. for desirable suburban property. five lots with one three-room house, negro section. near Dimmick pipe plant, North Birmfng- ham; bargain. Address Q-5. care Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

MEN wanted who desire to make more money; a good income assured. MT. Fantus. 351 Dearborn st., Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR sAIE-A boarding house, centrally located; paying. Other bargains L.. P Hill, Real Estate, eos Farley Bldg, Bell phone 4722, Peoples 1ss3
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Lease and furniture of 15- room boarding or rooming house; steam heated, three beautiful baths, delight ful location; every room full. For in formation, address O-4, care Age-Her- a1d
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Pair highly-b bred Irish set
 ter puppies. 3 months old beauties.
 Apply 21o0 9th avenue, north. 12-2-4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED--To buy horse; must be sound and cheap. for cash. Address D-6. care ARe-Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Two 40-acre tracts oliand within half mile of steel plant at ads den, Ala; an Al subdivision prposi- tion;l nothing better; one 40-acre trtt at xooo per acre, the other at $300 Seall- Rains Agency Co.,. 2Oo4 Sd avenuel
 11-L16t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

CONF ORTABLE, well furnished front room with nrst-class board at reason- able rates. Mrs. Chappell, 2o14 9th ave- nue. north. R-3-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-No. 1 model Smith re- mier typewriter, slightly used; 3-dor ribbon; $50 gets it. Write or callon
 w M. Kitchen, 2113 1st avenue. 11-4tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANT customers for work by week or monthi dictation taken direct on ma chinei mail and telegran1s attended to while out of city; references given. Bell Main 3497
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR sALE-One ss5 piano check, good until December Il. 1909, for sl5. Mrs. T. A. Lefstead, 408 North 63d street, woodlaWn Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALD-A lso. model Smith-Ie- mier typewriter, equal to new; haveno use for 1t and will sell for $40 Addiss
 P. O. Box Al l1-2tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

IF you wish to purchase or sell proper
 ty, see me first. F. L. Demere, 19171I 1st avenue. Bell phone 1779 12-3-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-At once. competent book keeper; none other need sSply. Louis Saks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

ROOM with board. 220s 9th avenue.
 u-28-30t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

GENUINE bargain in Birmingham real estate; revenue earner; if at all inter ested, answer this ad and get full par
 ticulars from owner and save paying commission Address U-4. care Age-Her-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED GARDNER-Aiso man to keep up hotel grounds. and golf linksI per- manent jobs and homes for competent men. Tate Spring Co.,, Tate Spring.
 Tenn. 11-14-su-4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-BOARDERS
 ROOM with board. as0s eth ave Io-as-s0t ROOM and board, 1872 7th avenne. l1-s St LOVELY room with board; hot water heat 123O South 20th street. Elliot ROOM with reasonable board for two young men. Five Points. Bell phone 4ooe. 12-1-1At
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

TEN hens one cockrel, thoroughbred Warhorse games; one Cyphers incuba-
 tor; two outdoor breeders. Bargain. v-4. care Age-Herald 12-5-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOX SALE-Half-interest in small manu- facturing business in Birminghlm. A good enterprisipg man with small cap- ital will do well to investigate this prop osition. Reply to J-4, care Age-Herald.
 ts-4-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Paying drug businesS in heart of Birmingham; soda fount. store and fixtures. Address GA, care Age
 Herald. 12-4-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANT to sell shares of car door stock; reason for selling leaving oity. Answer G-B, care Age-Herald, or 1858 Main.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

nue ., AVOnddle, AIa. lz-o-ot DRUGGIST with 10 years practical ex- perience, registered in Alabama, wishes to make change any time within GO days; at preesnt employed. object in changing more money I know the drug business. References furnished Ad- dress A-5. care Age-Herald.
 I DESIRE employment from a. m. to 12 o'clock daily; am an experienced collector, bookkeeper and office as- sistant; Al references; s8 weekly. Ad- dress U-B. care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
WANTED-HELP

BIO profits; start Q dyeing, cleaning and pressing establishment, splendid field. We teach you by mail. Partic- ulars free. Ben-vonde School, Dept. 62. Staunton. Va.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05
WANTED

sHf-IIIvfzNdCi0o sf-IIifzldsi07 at 1921 4th avenue s-ls-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Five shares stock in City Bank 6 Trust Co., Make me an offer. "A. care Age-Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

VISITING governess and mothers assist ant. Address Miss Matthews. 4112 Ave- nue c, Avondaie. Ala. 12-5-st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

sSo-Forbes certificate for s1o. Mrs. D. s. O., 6314 2d ave. N. Woodlawn. Peo. phone B<2
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-s1O00 for little corner lot near Country club. Biggest bargain in that district Hill Ferguson. 212o 1st
 avenue. 12-6-2t-su-tu
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-Ons circular sawn1hI. 5 miles from railroad. on good mill site, fully equipped with from to: million feet sf virgin pine Small payment down, balance in easy bay ments. For further particulars ad- dress Box 61, Tuscaloosa, Ala.
 fr e,l
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR sALE-sl5o cash buys very gentle combination horse, harness, rubber-tired surrey, bridle and saddle; all in good condition: a real bargain. 1906 8. 18th street, Bell phone 34S2
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-To rent three or four cash registers for 30 days. Mcclure Ten-Cent Store, 1908 8d avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR sALE-So acres land near Cullman. with fine original growth of pine, oak. hickory and poplar timber; will make good farm after timber is cut of; great bargain. Write Ludwig Richard,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

BEAUTIFUL valley farm, 50 acres, 19 miles Birmingham; good soil, well wa tered; lies we'll; 35 acres improved; nice variety fine fruits; Broom house with outbuildings. Owner leaving; will &C., cept s1sOo cash for the place. C-Barnes. at Avondale
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FUR SALE-One business lot at Queens town, Ala; $150. Call Peoples phone 107s. or address Q-4, care Age-Herald. FOR SALE-s0 very fine white Leghorn hens, three roosters; this year'g breed- ing stock a bargain for some one want ing some finest blood in America. Write for particulars. Paul Smith, Thorsby, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

HOWARD HOUSE-Ffrst-class accommo-
 dations: new; modern; steam heat; ca
 tering to families; private baths. 2420 4th avenue 12-4-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-25 acres, three miles from court house, West End well drained block paved streets, sewers in; near two car lines; act quick. This Is gen. uine bargain. J. H. Harrison. 21o4 First ayent1o
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

WANTED-Answer immediately; pick g. winner; big and quick money maker; liberal contract given live man as dep uty organizer, for new and all O. K. fraternal insurance association. Ad- dress K-5, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05


 care Age-Herald. FOR sALE-wsll built cottage, on cor line, % minutes from city; corner lot. 200 x1N; servants house. chicken houses fruit trees, etc. Price $4500; 5000 cash balance 80 month. Might trade for small house South Highlands. Address L-5, care Age-Herald. FOR sALMETwo lots, corner, Mountain Flow Springs. Shades Mountain, about h acre eaoh $500; S1o cash, ,10 month without interest Address N-B, care Ase-Herald. COLLIE PUPS for sale. . each. Address M-5. care Ags-TIerald.
 BARGAINS. 1sx24 Atlas engine. 1lx16 engine. sxS vertical enoineA 1 12x5o-inch engine.
 Secondhand pipe. 0 finch boiler tubes. So-light generator
 Planers and matchers. Many small-size engines and boilers. 50 H. F. and under, frst-class condition. Sales Agents, Atlas Engines and Boilers,
 Geo. B. Lum Machine and Supply Co. 12-b-st-su-tu-thu FOR sALE--2O0 acres miles from court- | house on Air Line: ripe for sub-divi- sion; 2 macadam roads through prop erty with telephone on each; ! railroad stations big money in this baryAtnl owner nonresident and says sell; for prios and terms address William T. Martin, Lock Box tsA Bfrmins shana. FOR eAIE-The most attractive sub division, at the most attractive price. | A. W. Holstun, First National Bank l Bldg. Birmingham, Ala Bell phone /, 1S8o Main. 13-S-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-05

FOR SALE-On easy terms, or exchange for city or suburban property, small. well-improved farm close to churches and schools and on rtilroad having cdn. venient schedules to gnd from Birmins. ham. c. E. Leonard,2113 First avenue.
 10-3-syy- vva-tf
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1909-09-01
THE AURRYINe BARBER.
Speed Manifested More In the MotiOns
Than In the Results

Speed Manifested More In the MotiOns
Than In the Results
BARRIERS" remarked the man with
che short hair. are born unable to
hurry. Just you go into shop, as
did the other day. wanting hair cut.
and ask the barber how long It viii
take. he told me. 'oh. about twenty
minutesr and said to so ahead.
THAT barber honestly believed be
was burryIng. but he couldn't leave
out those little snIp-snips about the
back Of the neck they are all so fond
OF doing. and he had to cut the hair US
3f he were chtseling priceless marble.
When It got to be about half an hour
] said to him. You're a pretty bad
Judge Of time. aren't you? BE came
back with something about not want.
ing to turn out poor job
1--WE known It to happen often In
the case Of shaving. When you tel a
barber to hurry he dashes around on
the tiled floor at imminent risk Of fall
ing. and he spIashes the lather into
Your eyes and your mouth. but the fact
remains that be takes as much time
as usual to rub the lather into your
face and as much time to shave you.
II begin to believe there is some
sort Of rule regarding time that all
BARRIERS observe. because have timed
them. Once asked barber to hurry
shaving me. and he had all the motions.
but took up Just as much time as
when he went along at his usual gait.
II imagine they believe the customer
VIII be satisfied with the appearance
Of speed. and that's the reason they
run around so and breathe heavily as
II winded when changing from one
side of the chair to the other."-New
York Sun.