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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-05-13

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-05-13

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-05-13
Entertainment.
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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-05-13

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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-06-19
A GRAND SUCCESS.
Baraga High School Commence
ment Exercises the
Best Ever.

Wednesday evening brought to a
close the school days of the Class of
1909, at which time there occurred the
annual commencement exercises.
The musical numbers on the program,
consisting of overtures by STEMS or
chestra, piano solos by Miss Louise
Peters, ard vocal solos by Messrs Jo-
seph l. LaBrecque and John Cochran
were well rendered, and every number
was highly praised by one of the larg-
est audiences that ever attended exer-
cises of this kind.
The Class address, by Hon. VIM. R.
Oates, of Laurium, was eloquent and his
manner of handling the educational
question left no doubt in the minds of
the audience and graduates that educa-
ton is of great benefit and an earnest
effort should be made to acquire it.
Supt. S. o. Clinton, in presenting the
diplomas, made few brief remarks,
after which the exercises were brought
to close by an impromptu reception,
given to the graduates, STEMS orches-
ira furnishing the music for dancing.
The two young men who completed
their course, John D. Long and Harvey
w. Raymond, are deserving of special
praise for the manner in which their es-
says were given. The same follow.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-06-19
CELEBRATIoN ASSURED.
Baraga Plans to Celebrate the
Fourth in Real, Old FASH
toned Style.

! Arrangements are slowly, but surely,
being perfected for the grand celebra-
ton which will take place in Baraga
this year.
Plans for an athletic program, such
as has never been equalled before, are
being made, and the spry, young men
Of Baraga county will be given a fine
opportunity to show what they are good
for in this line.
A band has been engaged, promin-
ent speaker will occupy the stand, and
one of the grandest displays of fire.
works will be witnessed upon this occa-
sion.
The residents of our sister village.
L'Anse, are especially requested to
join in and help US make the above day
one to be remembered.
Posters will be out next week, con-
tanning all the particulars. Watch for
them.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-06-19
THE RECONSTRUCTION PERIOD.
BY John d. Long.

When the Civil war was over and
Davis captured, the Southern Confed-
eracy, fallen to pieces. left the South
in desperate condition. The laws en-
acted by the Confederate Congresses
were null and void. Taxes were no
longer collected, letters were no longer
delivered, and the millions of dollars of
paper money issued by the Confederacy
was worthless. Even the Southern
State government ceased to have
authority. Bands of Union Cavalry
secured the country capturing such
governors. political leaders and promi-
nent men as could be found, and strik-
ing terror into others who fled to places
of safety. The crops also failed since
many of the men and most of the
slaves had been to war and there had
been no one to plant and harvest them.
The means of transportation were
broken up. Bridges were torn down,
railroads destroyed or the material
worn out and not replaced. Rails were
taken from the short lines and used to
repair the main line which had been
mostly controlled by the government.
Many people were almost starving
because of the inefficient means of trans
portation and short crops. Thin k of the
conditions which existed when the
armies disbanded and large numbers
of men went to their home. Their BUSH
ness and farms having run down, there
was nothing there for them to start on.
Large numbers of slaves were turned
out and these to had to be kept
alive out of the scanty crops. In the
midst of all this confusion civil governs
ment ended in the Southern States. The
South had thrown itself upon the scales
and lost. She was completely Frustrated
and exhausted while the North had
strained her great resources to the ut
most.
| Now that the war was over there
remained the great problem Of recon.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-06-19
PosToFFICE ROBBED.
Goyernmernment Headquarters
at Assinins Opened by
Thieves.

On the evening of June 18th, the As
sinins postoffice was broken into, a
quantity of groceries and cigars and 81
in stamps taken, and the postal records
badly mutilated.
On Friday warrant for the arrest
of Messrs James Waywosen and Frank
Shaw was issued by Justice Markle, of
Baraga, and their hearing set for the
23rd. In default of bail, they were
lodged in the County Jail.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-06-19

struction. To dispose of the Confederate
soldiers and politicians was an easy
matter; but to decide what to do with
Confederate States proved most diff
ficult. The constitution had been strain
ed under the weight of the war and now
that the old stress had been removed q
more severe one was put upon it. It
had no provisions pertaining to the adj
mission Of the states that had seeded.
President Lincoln had always held that
they could not secede. If they could not
secede, they had never been out of the
Continued on Page 81
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-06-19

Best early and late varieties of cab
bage and tomato plants for sale; also
caulifiower. Cabbage, 35c per hundred;
tomato, lOc per dozen; caulifower, 15c
per dozen.
CHAs. PRICE,
Baraga, Mich.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

agreed with the Able Chappe that II we per.
ishcd he might find other means to land else
whore with the rest which would be sufficient for
making his observations embarked then In
the long boat with my four sailors. steering d.
recty for the coast the nearer we approached T.
the more We were sensible OF the difficulty OF
landing.
We were constantly thrown back by the accu'
INFLATED waves. and our boat threatened all the
while to ship water. When on the point OF losing
courage one OF the sailors discovered. at n dis
lance the mouth OF an unknown river, This dis
oOvery animated us; we reached the coast by this
mouth but with great dimeuiy. | sent back the
loug boat for the Able CAappe and the Spanish
astronomers, who arrived safely enough.
Arrived on the peninsula the twenty.frst OF
May. 1869. 10 days before the epoch OF the tran
si of Venus. We found 10 (azile pouyoir nous
Metro lahir), the incleusncy OF the weather
Tho suyages that repaired to us said that con
tngiun was prevailing In his country which raw
aged II completely The Interpreter who trans,
lated this added that they said that In order TO
withdraw ourselves from the Influence OF this ter
rihc mnludy. Il was necessary to remove some
hundred or more leagues hrther to the north.
The means of undertaking this new journey,
broken down with fatigue as we were; we had
neither horses nor carrien to transport our bag
gage; II was impossible 10 march on foot. and we
shrank from a Journey through a desert. All these
reasons decided MS TO occupy ourselves with no
NNNll'N0 wv 'NNN MHlNN uld Drought uh
We lahorcd to construct an observatory. which
was ready the twenty eighth day OF May. six days
before the epoch when We would have need OF II,
We made our Observations on the third of June,
with the greatest vNactness
The oonlaglon made nev progress every day;
general sorrow rrlsned In all this part OF Cali
fornla, We were NOT long without participating In
It In dl,trrsslug manner This dreadful maady
came upon us siN or seven days after the obserya'
ton. We were wholly without suceor; We could
not be useful To One anoih, because we were at
tackled almost ull 40 once
The little medicine that Va had brought from
France was useless. from want OF knowing how
TO apply H.
Nevertheless the abhe, an sick as he was, con
unued his observations all the time. After OBJ
serving an eclipse of the noon. he at last yield
ed to his ialn'nrss the deiuim OF his disease left
him but little time to examine himself; he died
the hrst OF August 1863 We we're all dying Il
and the companions OF our yoyage). when | had
the sorrow TO close his oyehs.
our situation and our want OF strength induced
us In this case TO bury hin without much cere.
nouy devoted some mom,nts to regret for the
loss had suffered and in lie height OF a disease
trom which did not expectto recover. took the
pF'cauuon to collect all the papers relating to the
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

object OF the voyage, | placed them In caskol
with an address to the yiceroy OF Mexico. I
earnestly begged some Indian chiefs who were
about me to make this caskct safe In case we
should all die. and to transmit II to the vessel
which ought to arrive In the month OF September
to take us. My intention In this was to secure to
my country this valuable depot | remained In
my condition Of sickness, pain and wretchedness
until the twenty.ninth Of September
At last the captain OF the vessel arrived: he
had landed at the island OF Ceralyo. which In stu
acd some 30 leagues from San Jose. My Joy was
30 much the greater In seeing him that he pressed
me to quit the fearful place where NJ. Liable
Chappe and all the rest had died We were car
ried to Ceralvo | forgot to say that this cruel
contnglon had taken from us the chaplain and
nearly all the persons that formed our little com
pany.
Although sick and oppressed with grief. was
compelled TO undertake the perilous route which
| had followed In coming, sometimes upon mules,
sometimes upon the backs OF the Indians, when II
was necessary to cross the streams. With all
this trouble, reached Mexico the twentythrd
day OF November, 1863.
There was received by monsieur the marquis
OF Croix the yiceroy of that country, with com
passion worthy OF that good patriot lie had had
the kindness to send TO meet me carriage and
his physician. Arrived at the capital Of Mexico,
and having paid my respects TO the yiceroy was
lodged by his orders at the expense OF the city
When | left Mexico the marquis de Croix rec
commended me cordially 10 the conmhhuer OF
the Spanish feet In which embarked We land
ed at Cadil the tweny.irst Of July, l77O. The
court was at the Escurial | had myself taken
thther, and presented myself to lhe marquis dos
SUM- then French ambassador Ia Spain lie re-
celyed me with marks OF kindness and consider
alton, and gave orders to show me whatever they
have to show strangers In this royal house.
lie caused me to dispatch In advance OF the
party the srictost orders through the minister OF
customs. that at no pass on my route must be
searched either myself or the chests in which
were the observations which bore.
did not arrive in Paris till the NTH OF the fol-
lowing December. | sent to the Academy the OBJ
seryations that we made In California This so
ciety expressed the greatest satisfaction with my
zeal and my services They presented me to the
king and to all his ministers They solicited for
me a recommendation OF my labors, His majesty
Louis Nv granted me small pension OF S0Of
The government Is too equitable 10 leave me in
want In the flower OF my age, afflicted with the
evils which | have incurred for the service. and
indispensably obliged TO have a servant to lead
me | hope then from his justice and from his
goodness that he will grant me an Increase OF the
pension sufficient to enable me to accomplish gD
deeency the rest OF my public career,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29
HARRY J. ROBINSON
ATTORNEY AT Law
1o4 9os judge Bullding. salt Lsss City
Id I1Ar on Clrnrn-e-


Andre" carnegie, at a resent AIN.
ncr, i"ll tho following STORY
y was travelling l"ndon"ard ON an
English railway last year. h' SAID
and han chu"'n seat We non.
smoking carriage ~ "h)"lN" H'r
u"h % ih'H h'hf'd lh' l''ln. "t l'"h
IN my compartment hn' hsh''d a 'lIN
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

Akt WIN NNNIhkt worthy OF MS Eoul
Tor the progress OF science. | was 80.
ected to accompany him and we set sail for Mox
leo In the month OF September i76S
After perious voyage OF about 5000 leagues.
We arrived IN Mexico on Easter day, 1863 Time
was passing; We stopped but eight days to 70.
irCsh ourselves, The viccroy procured us mules
and provisions. and we undertook to perform by
land part Of the remainder OF our travels which
was about 800 leagues Amid lofty mountains.
dreadful precplccs and arid deserts. We cncoun.
tered new dangers every day. We failed from
fear a thousand times We were also oppressed
by the excessive heat, which left us hardly
strength enough 10 drag ourselves thousand
Insects of every species gave us rest by day or
hight and we had constantly To be on our guard
against the very forocious beasts with which the
country Is covered Moreover, we lacked the nee.
sssaries Of lie, for the provisions that we got In
Mexico had been spoiled boy the heat We were
obliged to live on Wild cattle and whatever fruits
Ne could mud here and there We made our halts
noar some river or sprug, that We might stake
he burning thirst with which We were constantly
consumed to mud one It was often necessary to
march whole days Journey.
Arrived In the evening In some valley. or on
The side NJ some hill We would cudcayor to take
upon the ground let 10 belle ctoillel the rcpose
which our cruel taIgue rendered 80 necessary
When scarcely asleep we were often aroused by
4 storm and Thea by the impctuous torrents that
came down upor rs from the heights OF the noun
selves and our ogulpagc, fearful at every step OF
uumhllug down some OF the preclpiccs.
After running thousand risks We arrived ut
last at the port of san Mas, on the Pacific ocean,
thence We embarked for California ON a hrigan'
tine which the viceroy OF Mexico had had pre-
pared The Pacific ocean, although very tran.
uuil is not the loss dangerous on account OF the
! tyigiysl with which II Is allied
The great calm which prevailed at that time
caused 10 despair of arriving In time to accom-
| pllsb the object of our voyage After six weeks
sailing. during which We made but 100 leagues,
on the greatest breadth Of tho sea, the ehorncss
/ OF the time caused ms to risk hazardous exploit
| The part ut California near which We found our
| selves was the port OF san Iose-so dangerous
| that no one had ever landed there The access TO
. lt is guarded by the incossant waves that break
mpetously against the rocks
/ The Spanish astronomers who were OF our com
| pnuy wished TO wait for a favorable wind TO land
nt Cape 81 Lucas, which was distant but ten
leagues. The landing there Is indeed less danger
Gus but We did not follow their advice because
we were pressed to arrive at the place OF our des.
tuation; We resolved to attempt to disembark at
the FIRST land we should discover
while those gentlemen were yet celebrating,
tour Indian sailors and myself let down the long
>ca'. We took with us half OF the instruments, |
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

a certain young man. wishing to be
very thrifty, quit eating meat Frank.
lin abstained from meat puoih he.
land 20 viii l."
But he didn't stop to consider how
prices have gone up since Franklins
day. and especially within the last
few years The result was that when
be hadn't eaten meat for about six
months he was 80 much money to the
good that he lost his head aud became
one Of the glded youth
The outworn ideals Of yesterday
should be- taken up very guardedly. II
at all-PuCk
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29
Two smokers

Il had big surprise today" said a
bellbny In Denver hotel yca,oriay
afternoon This moruin' wnA called
90 woman's nom Ia bring hcr sOm1
wrltin' paper Whom handed II Ia
her she slipped me dino
ITS for cigarettes she Aya
Much Obliged ays droppln tho
coin IN my pocket IN spend II Tor
cigars don't smoke cigarettes
Well. don't care what YOU
smoke. she says Those cigarettes
are for mo-
An I got 'cm Tor her too. ben
Yer Post
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

when CLIFFORD rinohot returned Ia
Washington from the west he was
visited by SCORE ~ more NJ anxious
correspondents Thoy all expected
BONE expression from The chief hor
ester on tho PinohOtlAllingor row
Nothing NJ the sort was forthcoming.
however Finally one of N CORE
tpondonts noticed that Mr PlnChot
had a finger bandngod
what happened b. your flngur''
be asked
oh. that big nsh bit H." rophed
plnchot
You mean" rcplied the facotloua
one. that Baiilngor bit II when you
offered to shake hands with him at
Salt Lake"
hut Plnchot stuck TO hlu nsh story.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

Mistress You know. Melinda wc'ro
all very fond NJ you I hope YOU iko
your room and nre content with your
wages I'm thinking of giyinr YOU
my silk gotticoat
Cook For dc lAwd. Mis- Howard!
how many f.'.srs has YOU ho,u inuo
gone an asked foh dinncr'-Puck
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29
ound

Mt pupn Murray Nor once In my
life know where my cuff links are.
Mrs ruuu Nh. HrH they uuU"
Mr. Ponp The hahy's swollowol
'nm -CLnN- .lnl Innhnr
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

A love smltlcn youth who waa study
Ing the approved methods Of PROPOSAL
asked one Of HIS bachelor friends n no
thought that q young man should pro
pose 20 y rlr' ON hin knees
III he doesn't" replied his frtcud,
-thc glN should got off Every
bOdy's MAGAZINE
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29

Ono or the critics says shakespeare
could never have writton tho worda Of
popular rorT We are inclined TO
believe ho might have done even that
In one " hts sopuots he makes
"neerst" rhvmo WIN nRwoclA.'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1909-10-29
Very censIderate.

LADY TO uurscmaidl Don't let the
children IN on the wot grass. nurse;
they might catch cold. II they are
tired. Sin on tho grass yourself and
take them on your knee Philadelphia
inquirer.