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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
Why He Was Excited.

What's the matter with
you? You seem excited.
Clerk-No wonder. Mrs. Griggsby
wanted an ounce of boric acid and
gave her an ounce of strychnine by
mistake.
Druggist-Well. of all the careless
idiots, you head the list! Say, haven't
you any idea of the value of strych-
miner"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Has anybody found missing bal
LOOM II not. the government is out"
An airship OF this style broke from
the moorings at Mount Weather, Va,
the signal service observation station.
fioated OF at height OF mile or
more and has not been seen since,
Wandering balloons are not of much
value IN themselves. but any one who
catches this one is asked TO return 10
the owner as Il may then be "hitched"
again and made of use for meteoro
logical purposes
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Tho Jews who suffered during the
recent uprisings nc Kishencr and 9th
or places In Russia will not have died
In vain u the appeal of the Russian
ministry. signed by Premier stolypin.
for an amelioration of the condition OF
the Jews brings from the cEar a modi.
flcation OF the restrictions now I'm.
posed upon u prosecuted and abused
people. The day Is not distant In
Rusaia when such occurrences as re.
Gently hlackened the history of that
nation will be regarded with horror
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
Cautious lust Now

sYou say your protege is a garden,
et? Then there is no chance whatever
OF his getting job just now in the
city hall"
-what objections have they there
TO gardenersg"
know too much about grating"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
The Nnrdlct.

The Judge-Gentlemen of the Jury,
have you reached an agreement
The Foreman-We have, your honor.
The Judge-What is your verdict?
The Foreman-We find the accused
not guilty-providing he will leave
town.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
PLENTY There

IF this were the theatrical season
beginning. managers would be hurry
ing TO Pittsburg to At up their com.
panies."
why to Pittsburgh"
because there are so many walk.
ing ladies and gentlemen in that
city"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
The FruI. Of Evil.

Il wonder why vegetarians include
fruit in their diet as healthful."
rs 1t not?"
mot when you consider how all our
trouble originally came from fruit It
was pair with an apple. not caring a
fig for posterity, who handed the first
lemon to the human race"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

John" said Mr.. Dawson's mother
in.law, what were you doing in the
corner drug store this morning."
How do you know / was in the
drug store?" John cautiously asked
Il saw you as you were coming out"
"oh. went in to buy a postage
stamp"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

The fact that man shot friend
lately. mistaking the friend for a
woodchuck. shows that those critics
are not far wrong who think not
enough time Is devoted TO nature study
In tho schools.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

The man who doesn't care enough
for his wife to think II necessary to
have an excuse when he stays out
late al night may be envisd by his
friends. but he is really TO be pitied.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Two infant ioyriders In borrowed
auto killed their man In New York.
sim though some sentences have been
II may be necessary to make them
yet more severe TO discourage Joy
riding
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

A New Jersey man claims to have
a dog that Matched out and is rear
Ing a brood OF bantam chickens. The
fishermen haven't Il oil their own way
In the naturqfaking class.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Wireless tclegraphy and flying are
established facts, but the human race
should refrain from boastlng until
lovely woman throws her sausage
curls and rats into the garbage box
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

The fresh-air funds are moro than
ever needed now. Let the prisoners
81 poverty be remembered In captiv-
tty TO misfortune rendered worse than
ever by the heat OF the midsummer
season
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Man has burrowed in the earth like
mole, raced like deer. avian like
a Ash. and now wants to fly like a
bird. Is the natural accomplish.
ment OF walking in time to become OK.
tinct7
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

The housekeeper would Ike TO
know what effect the Persian revolu'
ton will have on the price OF genuine
Perslan rugs made IN this country.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

The idea OF young blood In the af-
fairs OF the world IL getting n tribe
oyerdone with boy shah Of Persia
and n baby emperor Of China.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
Very Much So.

"I hope the man you are engaged 10
Is a man OF deeds"
"He ought to be; he's real estate
dealer
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

International romances are becom
Ing an interesting feature OF this
summer senson.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

City folks don't mind a little rail-
now and then II 1t makes the farmerl
happy.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

There being no active demand FOR
war rumors, Europe has 70 consume
lts own supply.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Mrs. B--Yes, we were going to leave
our fat for the summer and take a
bungalow at the beach.
Mrs. WHY didn't you?
Mrs. B---We discovered at the last
rn.nute that the bungalow had no els-
vator In it-just fancy.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

With hundred thousand applica.
tons for 10000 OF his farms. Uncle
Sam begins TO realize that he isn't
as rich In lands as ho was genera
ton ago.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
Try Tnls.

When life seems a heavy burden
And the load is hard 20 bear,
Twill help you along TO MARBLE a song
Bout the good luck waiting somewherel
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

That New York hen which
scratched up hidden gems should not
forget that at most seasons OF the
year western hens lay them.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
Masculine Viewpoint.

The Bachelor saw something
framed up this morning that was cal
culated to make women false.
The Widow-Indeed! What was ~
The Bachelor-A mirror
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

Because OF its protracted drought
China looks like good market for q
man with a shipload of artesian wells
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15

People only pay taxes cheerfully
when they know their money Is well
spent
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
IRON COUNTY RECORD
ALEX. n. RoLLo. Less

CEDAR CITY. IRON COUNTY. vTAH
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1909-10-15
pesplse EVll Tonaues.

SN"FFNN NFFF FNFEBNNas
We cannot control the evil tongues
OF others; but good life enables W
TO despise them.--Catn.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
Some Good Reasons

for consulting Dr. Hubbard. l. Many years located in Phoenix during which an enviable reputation for remarkable cures has been es- tablished. 2. UndOubted reliability. All fake systems are discarded. No advertising tree treatment, no cure no pay, trial samples, elee- tric belts etc. and other Receptions. 2, All methods are progressive and scientific, free from anything injurious and objectionable.
 ask no man to take my treatment until con vinced QsU as to a thorough knowledge of my profession. (2nd) As 10 my unquestioned reiia- bility. (3d) That my treatment is based on Knowledge and experience, not experiment. l invite anyone with chronic disease 10 con- suit me without charge, and l will tell each person exactly what can be done as to a cure. Investigate my methods and appreciate why have for years enjoyed the confidence and patronage Of the best citizenship Of Phoenix and Arizona generally. Cancer and external erowths successfully removed Nithout she Knife or severe meatures. My specialties are diseases of BloOd, Nerves, Throat. Lungs, Stomach, Liver and Kidneys. Hubbard Build ing, opposite Court House Plaza. 26-23 , 2nj Avenue. Hours l0-l2-l-S
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
ANIMALS ARE PARTICULAR.
The Ends of Cages Are Closed So That
 Beasts Cannot See Each Other.

To those who may finger on the circus grounds when the parade of the Great Sells-F1oto Shows return to the tents, it may appear that the mas sive cages and dens of animals are placed indiscriminately in the menag- erie tent, but this Is not the case.
 It is necessary for the peace of the animal families that the arrangement be the same day after day. If the lion cage originally is first, the monkey cage next, the polar bear next. the seals next, the hippopotamus next. the ocelot next. the tigers next and so on down one side of the mammoth me nagerie tent and back on the other one day. the same arrangement is neces- sary after that
 The ends of the cages are closed. so that the animals cannot see their neighbors. but they can smell them. Any change Of order among tn edens will promptly start something in the ZOO.
 When the Sells-F Floto Shows exhibit here, the circus patron can obtain
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

that ought to assist materially i spelling success.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
NEWS NOTES.

Mrs. C. c. Manning who has been confined to her room for several days is reported as improving slightly.
 P. r. Greer. vice president of the Globe National was in the city for a short time yesterday enroute home from Phoenix. He stopped long enough to call on the local bankers.
 Davis Wallace was a Phoenix wis itor yesterday.
 All members of the Masonic order are requested to meet in Attorney Sil- verthorn's office Thursday evening at 7:30 for the purpose of attending to the business of organization.
 Lewis Walker has just returned from Texas where he has been since last December. He has been i'll with pneumonia
 Ed Griffin has returned from Globe where he has been connected with the ball team of that place
 The Mesa Bakery and Cash store have installed a new cash register and expect to institute a system of profit sharing with their customers. giving Sl worth of merchandise free with ev- cry s25 worth purchased.
 The Maccabees are scheduled to meet tonight in an important meeting
 Joseph Morris, Hart Mullen. Frank Riggs and Ed Griffin have gene up in the Mount Superstition country for a few days.
 The Vance auditorium management has decided to have their dances on Saturday nights hreafter as will be noticed in their ad in this issue.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

is coming to make the valley a much more important point for sheepmen and that is the idea of keeping the bands here the year around. This has been tried repeatedly and it has been found to be a paying proposition and especially is this true in tine quality of the wool. It has been determined that the valley wool is a heavier grade and it is understood that 1t is of a better quality.
 However. to return to the point of Mesa being a shipping center: This year there will be no less than three hundred thousand pounds shipped to the Boston market from this point at an average price of twenty cents per pound. It must be understood that the clip shipped from this point does not mean the valley sheep alone but is inclusive of the bands brought down from the mountains for shearing and Iambing purposes. At the present time there are no less than three eastern buyers in Mesa, l.. G. Holden, of the Dewey Gould company. Boston; II. NJ. Cummings. of Brown & Adams com pany: and Jamse AcGuinek, of Good hue. Studley & Emery. also of Boston. A carload lot rate has been made be- tween here and Boston of s2.0S per hundred
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

much interesting information by close ly observing the menagerie.
 The $25,000 prize Armour horses are also with the Sells-F1oto circus this year. They are a great feature.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC.

The Sunday school of the Church of Latter Day Saints has planned a gen uine picnic for next Saturday at Gran ite Reef and it is urgently requested that every child who is a member of the Sunday school classes be present. There are a few of the children who do not have means of conveyance and d committee has been appointed to see that these are looked after. The committee consists of J. w. LeSueur, John Riggs and Joe Noble. Those eX- pecting to make the trip to the reef Saturday and having room for one or more of the children without means of going should report to the above com mittee The picnickers will start from in front of the opera house on that day.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
o'RouRKE TO ROOSEVELT.

James O'Rourke. the contractor in charge of the Roosevelt reservoir con struction went to Roosevelt yesterday by private conveyance. Mir. O'Rourke. 1t is understood has been given an other extension of time for the com pletioh of his contract. The extension comes about on account of the numer- ous delays arising the first part of last year as result of the many floods and freshets.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
"A SOLDIER OF FoRTUNE."
A New Home Talent Production An nounced for the Vance
 Auditorium.

The home talent play has been the thing in Mesa during the latter part of the theater season and especially has this been so from q financial stand point. The end is not yet
 "A Soldier of Fortune" a splendidly written melOdrama, light and airy with jaunty swing throughout has been announced under the direction of
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
MESA AS WOOL CENTER
 FOR EASTERN BUYERS
THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS LEAVE HERE FOR
 BOSTON.
Valley Product Has Some Advantages Over Clip From Mountain Bands.

Mesa has never laid any claims to being a wool shipping center for the eastern markets. possibly because the sheep interests are not so closely all lied with this section as they are to points farther north. only insofar as the shearing and shipping business is concerned and that Mesa is coming to be an important point. However there is a phase of the sheep industry which
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07
IMPOSING SIGN COMING.

The Mesa City bank has contracted with Harry Taffe for the placing of an attractive sign on the front of their building and also along the side fac ing Macdonald street. The lettering is to be done in ornamental style and gives promise of being the most i'm posing sign on the south side.
 Save your nickels and save your dimes Until you hear the Easter chimes.
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

R. A. Chase. to appear at the Vance auditorium at a date probably within three weeks. The cast has not been entirely made up. though practically SO with the exception of a villain. It might be suggested that any young
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

man with villainous intentions may now he given a chance to try out and
 if he succeeds will be covered with
 misses and grease paint that wont come off. The play is one worth while and in case the cast can be arranged
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

Chase. the production should come up to the standard of those that have gone before. Winnie Vance and Amy Allen will have the feminine leading roles
Arizona republican., 1909-04-07

What whispers that borne on the air? "The Guilds to give a Handkerchief
 Fair"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21
FOR SALE

VN k4EELE
a valuable farm about six miles
from this city; shell road nearly
all the way; nicely sdaessd Far
chickens and hogs, also vegetable
raising; forty hogs included in the
sale. Farm just TO the righ: Of
chappeIi church. Gems quek "a
Il is a btesair. or S1frses
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21
GOVERNOR BROWN
TO PURCHASE LAND
LEGISLATURE AUTHORIZED HIM
TO ADD TO THE STATES
HOLDINGS.

Atlanta. Aug. 19.-GOyernor Brown
has decided TO purchase for the state
the 81 1-2 acres Of land near Chatta-
nooga upon which former Governor
Smith secured options, with view
TO its future use for terminals for
the Western < Atlantic railroad, the
property Of the state.
There are three tracts of land in
Guided in this purchase, one OF forty
acres at 10000 one of thirty acres
at $4,000 and one Of II IL acres
at $4,000. Upon one of these tracts
the option expires tomorrow, and it
was necessary, therefore, that action
be taken promptly.
Under the resolution passed by the
general assembly. by a large majority
in both houses, this purchase was
finally left in the discretion Of Gov
ernor Brown, and be did not decide
to make the purchase which will take
$4,000 from the treasury without first
having an investigation made of it.
At the request OF Governor Brown.
J. L. Dickey, of Atlanta, went to
Chattanooga and made an investiga-
ton OF this property
According to Mr. Dickey's report,
while it did not meet all the condi-
lions which might be desired for ter
minal property, it is valuable land,
is worth the price asked, and the
state will have no trouble at any
time in getting its money back, should
It desire to dispose Of it.
One Of the objections raised is that
the smaller tract. triangular in it's
shape is almost wholly disconnected
from the other two places; another is
that a public road passes through the
property right at the side Of the roads
right Of way. fact which might in
Yolve some difficulties in the use OF
the property for terminal tracts
In view. however, of the facts that
the former governor had practically
committed the state to the purchase
of the land; that the legislature pass
ed the resolution by a large majority
in both houses, and that it cannot
involve any loss to the state, Gov
ernor Brown, following mis- approval
Of the resolution, decided to close
the options and purchase the prop
erty.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21

my friends what it has done for me-"
Mrs. f. HANSON, 304 East Long ST.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteville, VT. =" | was passing
through the Changeof Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound restored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
of gold to me. For the sake of other
suffering women | am willing you
should publish my letter" = MRS.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RED, Granite
vile, VT.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any of those distressing ills pc
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
+. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is made from roots and herbs,
has been the standard remedy for
female ills. In almost every cOmmu-
nifty you will find women who have
been restored to health by Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21
HANSON To MAKE
4 WARM REPLY.
BELIEVED BY HIS FRIENDS THAT
THEosoPHY WILL FIGURE
PROMINENTLY.

Atlanta, Aug. 20-From private az
vices received from Major ]. F. Han
son, il is hardly believed by friends
here that be will cut short his trip
IN the west because of the suit for
divorce flied against him Wednesday
ty Mrs. Hanson
He is in Vancouver. and from
there. it is understood. he will go 10
Winnepeg. Canada. When he left
Atlanta il was to take in the Seattle
exposition and few cities in the
northwest. He Is expected home in
about two weeks
He has been fully informed by
wire of the filing OF the suit, and. it
is understood, copy of the bill has
been forwarded TO him. This will
reach him about Tuesday or We'd
nesday and some Of his friends are
inclined to believe he will return af-
ter reading il and prepare state
ment and answer that vii be equally
as interesting as was the petition
filed by Mrs. Hanson.
That the estrangement of nearly
all the members Of his family from
him BY the singular influence of the
osophy win figure in his answer, is
generally believed by friends of the
family. II is said that for fifteen
years Major Hanson has been fight
ing against the influence this belief
had over members of his family.
One intimate friends OF the majors
declares his son, the late Walter
Hanson. was his fathers companion
and friend. and that theX were de-
voted 10 each other until the son took
up the cult having its headquarters
at Point Iona. Cal
II Il declared that a great change
came over the son after be became
a theosophist enthusiast, and that
he was never the same to his father
afterward. II Is known hat Major
Hanson felt deeply wounded when, az
ter the sudden death IN New York
Of Walter Hanson recently, It is said.
ne was not consulted in any way aE
to the funeral
HHI 0iISs D. H. WI Nithdiy lhiAIEE~
~ Mrs. Daisy Emerson Horner, whose
name was mentioned by Mrs. Han
son in her petition, will bring legal
proceedings because Of this fact. is
believed by her friends here. 1t is
known that telegraphic inquiry was
made here Wednesday night from
New York as to Mrs. Hanson's address
and the names of her attorneys. and
this il taken to indicate that COM
munication will be entered into with
them
Comment, too, is being made by
friends OF both the Hanson family
and Mrs. McVickar that some news
papers published stories OF. the suit
and referred to Mrs. McVickar as
correspondent" This was not the
case, for the petition for divorce did
not refer TO her in this way.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21
WRINKLES, YOUTH, BEAUTY.

Nothing looks more hdeous and
ugly as wrinkles, coarse pores. taegy
eyes and freckles. This neglected
condition finally ferns into "Fhbby-
double wrinkle-folds and cripples
the facial contour, Rather sickly
sight for women In society and men
In business. Such looks create
bad Impression, and naturally people
avoid making their acquaintance. The
Persians are noted for their plumb
youth-heauty complexion TO extreme
old ace They used for many years
Rostell's Persian Pnmpia, which es-
peeially Pumps out every line. wrin-
lle. crowsfeet. with use OF linen. mask,
and produces the glow of youth to a
smooth pearly white plump skin, Ros-
tells Persian Plumnia hanishes for
life all facial blemishes. and keeps
your face young looking up to so
years. Just like the Persian people
It Is harmless, hygienic process and
used in the privacy OF your own
home, youth blooming. soothing. re-
wives younger looks, pumps and
strengthens the loose tender sunken
skin; promulgates an exquisite youth
complexion. We challenge the world
to produce its equal fer quick results
On face. An enormous demand world
wide Milton jars sold each week
Get Rostell's Persian Plumhia and
start looking young today. with a
plumped ynath-beauty facial appear
nnce for society sake. Please remem-
hSr there are no subs. 'tutes any.
where fer Ros;el's Persian Pmmpia,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21
a1.iN EXCURSION RATES
WA
AT. ANTIC COAST LINE

aRuNsWlck. oEoRGIA

BRUNSWICK, GEORGE.
s35,oe-NEW YORK AND RETURN
via all rail. On sale every Thurs
day and Monday. beginning Jane
18th until August Goth, inclusive.
Final limit to reach Original start
ing point not later than September
both, 1909.
DEMONSTRATION, D. c., AND
return, all rail. On sale daily until
September 30th, 1909. Fina. Init
October S1st. 1a1S.
% get the hest service see that your
tickets read via
fSE ATLAN> &C COAST LINE
w. J, Mangham, z. NJ. NoFte.
Ticket Agent. Div. Pass. Age
Brunswick. ga SAvaanah. IL
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21

We are getting boastful of our soda
fountain, bat you taste the soda once
and you will know why and beast,
too Feerrington's Drug Co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-08-21

In perfumes the important thing is
quality. Quality shows in the dainty
doors of Hudnut's sold at Fearing
ton'a a