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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
Ready with Explanation.

A rector of Ethan once gave out
the words: WHO art thou?" and, as
he paused for a moment, an officer in
uniform, who had just entered the
church, suddenly halted, and taking
the question as personal, promptly re.
piled: "Sir, ! am the recruiting officer
Of the Sixteenth Foot, and, having my
wife and daughter with me, should be
glad to make the acquaintance of the
clergy and gentry of the neighbor-
hood"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense Of smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering 1t through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on prescr1p-
tons from reputable physicians, as the damage they
will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by +. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, o., contains no mer.
curry, and is taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get tho
genuine. 1t is taken internally and made In Toledo
Ohio. by F.. J. Cheney d Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
You Can Rely on ReslnoI to Do lts
Work CuickIv and perfecflv-

Have been troubled with dry &c.
zema for several months, and have
tried many different remedies, but I
have gotten more relief and better re-
suits with two applications of Ungt.
Resinol than all other remedies. Will
gladly recommend 1t whenever and
wherever I can.
A. E. Hatch, D. D. s., Cleveland, Ohio.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
Rouah on Rats In out suIIdlnas.

In setting Rough on Rats in out build
ings after mixing it well with any food de-
cided upon, separate into small bits, place on
several pieces of boards, and put these here
and there under the floors. Close up all
openings large enough for Dogs, Cats or
Chickens to enter, but leave some small
openings for Rats to get in and out. One
25c. box of Rough on Rats, being all
poison, will make enough mixture to clear
Druggists. E. s. Wells, Jersey City, N. J.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
The Particular cat.

The big gray cat sat on a shelf in
the little oyster and fish shop gazing
solemnly down on the fish and the
customers.
Doesn't she eat the ish?' asked
one OF the customers.
Never said the man. "She
wouldn't touch a piece Of fish If you
cooked It and cut It up for her. 1
don't know why. Possibly because she
sees so many around she gets tired OF
them. She won't eat anything but
liver, that cat, and she's mighty par
ticular how its cooked, too. I'll tell
you"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

salesmen-Best Commission Offer
on Earth. New-all relationships
Piles, coat pocket. Boston," Dept. c /,
Iowa City. Iowa.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
Would Depend.

She-You've seen Charley's wife.
Would you call her pretty?
Hell might If l were talking to
Charley.
Once in a while you encounter one
Of those cheerful individuals who
never borrow trouble, in spite of the
fact that they borrow everything else.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
Actors Miuht Show cratItude.

The man who built the FIRST sauer-
kraut factory In this country IL dead.
and actors should Join in some memo
rial 70 the man who started the move
meEt 70 divert cabbages to a better
use
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

"A woman may be as old as she
looks, but it makes a difference
whether it's before or after she is
dressed to go out.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
Doinq Her Best,

"Kipling says that a woman is only
a woman, but a good cigar is a
smoke"
well, woman is travelling in the
right direction. Haven't you noticed
her present panatella shape?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

through the door that had been forced
only a few minutes before.
Would you notice it," murmured
OBrien. "Tll just lay by a bit and
wait till they fetch the piano wagon"
He now removed his helmet and
laughed softly into it. ITS the boys
playing a trick on me, that's what 1t
is! But the devil a bit will | notice
1t! I'll get back on my beat and let
en- fool Fnigan with their kiddin"!"
He spring over the wall to the road.
Mike will be waiting for me at the
box. Twill be the laugh on him and
a warm bed for Jack O'Brien,"
Shaking a few leaves and twigs
from his cape he started down the
road at his accustomed pace. The
sound Of laughter now came from the
Hill mansion, and peering over the
stone wall through an opening in the
hedge he saw two more shadows steal
across the lawn and disappear through
the open door at the rear Of the
house.
oBrien wiped a broad grin from his
face. "The boys will know me better
after this night" he said. But I'm
right sorry for Nnigan! He'd better
pull a drunk goat than nab that bunch
Of %plumbers.'
At the patrol box o'Brien was soon
Joined by Mike Finigan and relieved
OF duty by the latter.
Anything doing?" queried Finigan,
who was a green hand like the other
man, and as eager to make a record
and get promoted in town.
"'You might pull the moon, If he's
full" grinned O'Brien. "'Tis a wet
night you'll have, Mike, and wetter
outside than inside, I'm thinking"
F1nigan winked, licked his lips, and
with a grin turned to patrol his beat,
while O'Brien. moved off toward the
station. Here he caught the last cleo
trio and soon was relieved of all du-
ties by Capt. Sleep.
AT his ten o'clock breakfast the
next day O'Brien opened the morning
paper, smiled to think that the joke
might be out on Finigan, when he all
but fell from his chair as his vision
was confronted with the headlines:
MIKE FiNlGAN A HERO.
A Surprise Party Very Much Sur.
prised.
Intrepid Officer Arrests Ten House,
breakers.
Single-Handed Holds Thieves at Bay
Till Relief Arrives.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Hamlins Wizard Oil will knock the
spots off a sore throat. It's use makes
tonsilitis, quinsy and diphtheria impossi-
bic. It is simply great for the relief of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

When a man trades his money for
experience, 1t Is difficult to con-
vince him that a fair exchange is no
robbery.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Knicker-What do you think of the
airship in commerce?
Bocker-Fine; it will give a chance
for passing a lot more laws.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

A woman dislkes being Jealous al
most as much as she likes making
some other woman Jealous.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Compliments should be thoroughly
Fletcherized before they are swal.
lowed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

WE BUY HIDES, FURs, PELTs, ETC.
Ship us or write for Free Catalog 1O2.
Mcmillan Fur g. Wool Co.. st. Louis, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

If you are ever beaten 1t will be by
your own self. Nobody else can beat
you.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Lewis Single Binder gives the tmoker a
rich, mellow-tasting cigar, one that smokes
and tastes better than most l0c cigars.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

The more talk it takes to run thing
the slower they move.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

There's a rich, satisfying quality in
Lewis Single Binder that is found in no
other Sc cigar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Dr.. Pierce's pleasant Pellets cure constipation,
Constipation Is the cause of many diseases. Cure
the cause and you cure the disease. Easy to take.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Some peoples morals are like their
best clothes-only worm on %extraordin-
airy occasions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30
rheumatism Relieved In 6 Hours,

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism usu-
ally relieves severest cases in a few hours.
It's action is remarkable. 1t removes the
cause and the disease quickly disappears.
First dose benefits. 75c. Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

II is diflcult to tell which ID more
painful; to watch the way IN which
4 man handles d baby or the way n
which a woman handles q joke.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

The bravest dentist isn't anxious to
look into the Jaws Of death.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

They dyer lives to dye, but not to
help the undertaken.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

One mans hobby may be another
mans nightmare.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

When some people talk it is a waste
of time to yawn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money If 1t fails to cure. 4. W
GROVES signature is on each box. Csc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

Plies CURED IN 9 TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any cana
Of Itchihg, Blind, Bleeding or ProtrudinR Piles in
6to IA days or money refunded. 600. F-7 n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1909-12-30

When doctors disagree they are apt
to make sarcastic remarks about each
other that SAVIOR of the truth.
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-13

iEo.z a. HERRICk, THE PEOPLES BROKER;
OLDEST ESTABLISHED BROKER ON THE
COAST. ASK YOUR BANKER OR YOUR
FRIENDS THEY WILL TELL YOU WHOM
TO GO To If YOU WANT 4 BUSINESS OF
ANY KIND. OR A HOTEL. OR ROOMING
HOUSE. HE HAS EVERY AVAILABLE
HOUSE IN THE CITY. REFERENCE-CA-
MADAM BANK OF COMMERCE
notice. have a meat market for sale,
for $3.50 that will clear 500 a week. Tn
looked for circumstances compel the owner
to sacrifice.
wANTED-FIRST CLASS BAR MAN that
will take active interest in first class bar
and management OF same. This bar never
takes in less than $50 day. Owner Is Ill and
obliged TO retire from business for a few
months
A NICE LITTLE GROCERY AND FAMILY
LIQUOR STORE with living rooms; will
clear S35 week; price $3.50
SAY. do you want a swell little CANDY
STORE. that your wife can handle. that Will
clear up 800 month? I can sell you this
for $500 cash
GEO. A. HERRIcK. sos VAN NESS Av.
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-13
HOTEI.NIEN. NOTICE

HOTEIAfEN. NOTICE.
Here is money maker for you; price $50. 600: :
only absolutely freproof hotel in Portland Ore. ;
s5 rooms. en- suite with baths and single; cleo
trically equipped throughout; floors solid con-
crete: elegantly furnished and modern 10 every
detail; every room now occupied: dining room.
grill bar ard barber shop main floor; roof Is
arranged for roof garden. overlooking the beauti-
full Willamette river and city OF Portland this
hotel is built Of concrete and is and abso-
lutely ireproof long lease il desired: present
owner must leave for Alaska In June where he
vestigstion YOU will find this is OF the best
hotel buys in the Pacific Northwest For further
information and particulars address J. A. TAY
LoR. 231 Worcester building. Portland Ore
GILIIEs & MAGNUs. Business Brokers.
1o2S Market st. near Taylor. room %.
Telephone Market 400.
No Charge for Listing Business
S6OO-Cigar stand: money maker: Mission ct.
S300--Candy store; rent SIS; clearing $50
weekly: ] living ROOM
sT50-Groceries. family LIQUOR. rent s35;
living rooms. clearing Sso weekly; good foe
s2ooEGrocery. tea and coffee; best part Of
si.soe-Grocery; established for years; never
Transient house: "A rms; rent only $50.
S700-Bicycle store; only place in good town.
$25O-Butcher shop in Marin Co.; a snap
GTILIEs & SfAGNUs. io2s Market st.
DRUG STORES FOB SALE.
ness in San Francisco; also at So 500. s3 900.
s.. 500: drug stores in Oakland. Berkeley. San
Jose. Pescadero and in Lake county, Humboldt
ers; also splendid otter IN thriving town 70
Oregon for s6.5oo;. If you are looking for susI-
ness, or have one for sale. communicate with as:
over so years experience In the drug trads In
The F. A. Week REALTY COMPANY.
25io shattuek av.. Berkeley. Cal.
s2j is all that is needed TO rent good deli
catessen store. stove. counters. cheese cutter.
shelving, ice box. etc. All ready to do busi-
ness Corner store on the Key Route. on 22d
st. Oakland. Party easily do from $1J
to $50 per day. Business from laundry 81 TO
S5 daily. IL you wish to make good living
call and see d. o. D0BS0N, $50 18th ST.
Oakland. Cal
FOR sale-Llvery stable clearing s25o per
month: good location 10 run in connection
with above. hay and grain. for 80 or
more buggies: ground space 1o0x116; long
lease Mt 3d. per month. buildings for sale or
lease. any reasonable proposition considered
Box 1864 Call office
MIDDLE aged German with $500 cash and best
ianitor experience wants lady partner as house
keeper (German preferred) with rooming house
and start business: wish TO hear as soon as
possible: please reply by mail Address
box 224T. Call office
CORNER saloon and cigar stand; class A build
ing; fne location downtown; low rent. lease;
mIIsf sell today for $2T3; easily worth $500
greatest bargain ever offered. COLEMAN. $50
Market ST.
s1o0-Ability as salesman or Office man; nne op-
portunity. Call p M. I'll Church st.
CIGAR stock, tobacco and cigarettes bought At
fair prices BRUCkNBR & CO., ISL East st.
sold Address r.. Call. San Jose
CLOTHING busincss-Yes. we have the place
value in sight 2lI Church St
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-13
FEMALE HELP WANTED

1-IMAN. sEErIGsoBN & BROWN win reopen
fhelr SHIRT FACTORY at l4e New Montgom-
cry st. Experienced and inexperienceu oper-
stors wanted on all parts Of work
APPLY TO MISS A. T. FoLEf-
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-13

At CROWN SHIRT FACTORY. 18th AND
YORK STS.. GIRLS WANTED 70 LEAhS
70 SEW SHIRTS; NO EARE6tEN,Slh ~
SFcFSSARY. PAID WHILE LEAkNlNy,
EXTRA INDUCEMENTS TO EXPERlENctsD
0PERAr0RS. Such AS GOOD FRONT AND
COLLAR HANDS.
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-13
FLATS TO LET-Continued

PAGE ST., 672. near steiner-sunny. modern
rooms and bath.
The San Francisco call., 1909-05-13
ROOMS TO LET-continued

VAN NESS av 719--Large, sunny parlor. suit
able for gentlemen married couple
20TH ST.. 4444-2 nice rooms; furnished, other
unfurnished: fine view; rent very reasonable
will furnish the other room to suit u desired
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
LARGEST ENGINES IN THE WORLD
PASS THROUGH TOWN

Early Wednesday morning the two
largest locomotives in the world passed
through Winnemucca, bound for
Sparks. They were built at the Bald
win Locomotive Works, Philadelphia,
and are to be used on the Sacramento
division of tn eSouthern Pacific, haul
ing freight trains over the mountains.
While the ordinary 8. P. freight en-
gine weighs about 101 tons, these levia-
thans are said to go 220 tons and will
pull load of 10000 tons.
While it is conceded by railroad men
that one of these engines will pull an
ordinary freight train over the noun
tain with little difficulty, considerable
speculation is being INDUCED in as to
what would happen should one of them
ever leave the track.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
secure VALUABLE
NATIONAL LEASES

Judge H. T. Creswell, C. L. Tobin
and Mr.. Mead returned from National
yesterday, whittier they went the day
before, accompanying 8. w. Gundaker
in his automobile.
AL three gentlemen secured valuable
leases from Messrs. Gundaker and
Stahl on the extension of the ledge
from which the rich high grade has
been taken.
Judge Creswell is well known to the
citizens of Nevada, having come to the
state in 1872 and practiced law here.
Some years ago he moved to San Fran.
cisco, where he was elected to the Of
fee of district attorney.
In speaking of his visit to the camp
to a representative of the Silver State
News, Judge Creswell said:
"To a man who has lived in a min
ing country, there is an irresistible
fascination about mining camp. Hav-
ing heard Of the great strike at Ma.
tional, felt bound to visit the camp
and was certainly not disappointed in
what / saw. A great, strong ledge
with perfect walls, filed with rich ore.
1t was sight that could not fail to
enthuse the most pessimistic mining
man on earth"
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
GRAND JURY Meets
WEDNESDAY

The grand jury has been called to
meet next Wednesday.
Among the important cases to be con-
sidered will be the following:
State Of Nevada vs. McCart, assault
with intent to kill Defendant ;s
charged with shooting at a brakeman
who elected him from freight car in
the Winnemucca yards. He is now out,
under bonds Of $500.
State of nevada VS.. Frank Robert
son, assault with intent to kill.
State Of Nevada vs. Mike Gordon, s.
Clinton and J. Kennedy. Defendants
are charged with having looted McIn-
tosh g jewelry store at Lovelock on
April "a.
State of Nevada vs. Frank Peart.
Defendant is charged with the murder
Of Frank H. Read at Mazuma on the
18th instant.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
TO CoNSCECRATE THE
NEW EPISCOPAL CHURCH

The Right Rev. D. Robinson ID. D.,
Bishop of Nevada, will visit the church
OF st. Mary the Virgin, in this city on
Wednesday evening, May 26, for the
purpose of conseerating the building,
and to administer the sacrament of con-
firmation to class that will be pre-
sented by the Archdeacon. The bishop
will preach, and those who have not
heard him should attend this beautiful
service. Those who have heard him will
be sure to 60 and take their friends
with them.
Because the time tset for the vista
tion is that of week day, there will
be no conflict of services in other
churches, and the various congregations
of the city are most cordially invited.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
TO INSPECT EAST.
ERN PRISONS

Attorney General Stoddard and State
Engineer Frank r. Nicholas will leave
this evening for New York City, where
they will inspect prisons in New York
and vicinity, Trenton, N. j., and also
in the vicinity of Washington, d. c..
They will be gone for several weeks
and will, while in the east, secure plans
for the building of Nevada IS new peni-
tentiary.
Some time ago New York sent archi-
tects to Europe to study the prisons of
that part of the world, and when these
architects returned, they drew plans for
the big prison now being built on
Ricker's island, New York. This pris-
on will have $500 single cells, and will
be used instead of Blackwell Is Island,
when the prison is ready.
The Pauly Jail company will have
a representative meet Attorney General
Stoddard and State Engineer Nicholas
in New York and this representative
will guide them through the different
prisons and supply them with plans. In
this way the two state representatives
ordered by the legislature to select the
best plans for new prison will be
able to make their selection after ex-
amining some of the best prisons in the
United States and probably in the
most modern prison in the world, the
prison on Ricker's Island.
While Attorney Stoddard and State
Engineer Nicholas are in the east in
specting prisons, the other two mem
bers of the prison board will select a
site for the prison. This new prison
will have about 500 cells and win be
located in Ormsby county, as the Orms-
by county delegation in the legislature
was careful to see that the law provid-
ing for the new prison contained the
provision that it should be in Ormsby
county, which means Carson City.
When the new prison Is finished and
ready for occupancy, the prisoners will
be graded and will be furnished with
employment. State Engineer Nicholas
and Attorney General Stoddard will Sc
lect the kind-ef employment the -Neva-
da prisoners shall be engaged in after
learning what the prisoners do in the
eastern prisons.-Gazette, May 81.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
CAPLES MADE HAPPY
BY RECEIVING PARDON

c. r. Caples, the National hotel man,
who was convicted Of assault in the dis
trict court last December and fined
$1,000, in default of payment of which
he was serving Jail sentence, was
given his liberty Thursday, by order
of the state board of pardons. Owing
to the aggravated circumstances of the
affair, much sympathy was felt for
Caples at the time of his conviction and
sentence. At the time Of his release,
Caples had served FIVE months and
three days on his sentence Of 500 days.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
TO IMPROVE new
CEMETERY

Last Sunday afternoon joint meet
ing was held by the trustees of the
fraternai societies, which was attended
by Father Meehan, pastor of st John s
church. The object of the gathering
was to take steps looking to the i'm
provement of the 13-acre tract of
ground recently presented to the town
by Miller & Lux.
After a thorough discussion of the
situation it was decided to at once
fence the plot, clear enough to meet the
needs of the community for the next
Is or 20 years, sink wells for irrigat
ing purposes, etc. To this end suitable
committees were appointed, and it is
hoped to have the new premises in
readiness for the reception of the dead
by the first Of September.
While no canvass of the lot owners
of the old cemetery has been made, it
is expected that large number OF
bodies will be disinterred and moved to
the new home.
In the new grounds separate tracts
will be allotted to the Masons, Odd
Fellows, Knights of Pythias, Eagles,
Catholic church, county and public.
Miller & Lux have made the deed to
Thomas Shone, as trustee, and that
gentleman, in turn, will deed to the
bove-named.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1909-05-22
CLARK FOUND GUILTY OF
SECOND DEGREE MURDER
Defendant Unm0ved as He Hears Verdict--NiIl Be
Sentenced Next Saturday. Penalty Ten
Years to Life Imprisonment

their assessment work for the year
1908, when the murdered man was shot
from ambush upon signal from
Clark, who was standing near by. So
far three have been tried for the muir
der Of the other two, Coax was found
guilty of manslaughter and Mutually
was acquitted.
A man named Rooney, who is gener-
ally believed to have fred the shot,
in company with another suspect nam
cd Fuller, made their escape, and have
not yet been apprehended. 1t is pre-
sumed that indictments were found
against these two men at the same time
as the true bills against the three nam
ed were returned.
1t is the supposition Of those familiar
with the history of the case that Clark
was hired by man whose name has
not been mentioned to secure control
of the rich Tululu claim at Chafey, and
that he, in turn, employed Coax, Fuller,
Mutually and Rooney to help him. 1t
is claimed that at the time of the shoot
ing the man who hired the job done left
the country hurriedly, and that his
baggage, as well as an accumulation Of
mail, are now at Mill City.
Judge Pike and Court Reporter Lo-
zano left for Reno ON No. yesterday
morning. Judge Pike is expected to
return in time to charge the grand jury
Wednesday.