The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-23
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Longing.

LOngtn8. O its very good to wander long the
 happy primrose way, ""sn Breaking ak as~ Q the e day; When the woods are full of melody from silver throated birds, And the feelin' that comes stealth IS
 just most too sweet for worlds NetuTeSs heart is Gjpst oao tNFohb m With geI,lg the good red .bl9od of lifss 2. ,.xa And a fellow likes to. go forget the 2. sworry an the, strife. ,.,,,,, =, an you know the 9fshin's' nnes An, the ozone In the 9atIno osphere 'isbets Ea eter far thanswine: sseg ..s4t3s..t When the cat bird calls challenge 70 And the: squirrels go a jumpin' In that Oh, take me Back and let me stay
 where fondest fnemries cling, An let me swing to heaven in grape
 vine swing.
 Count Boni lis coming to the United States to hunt. What II IS ne is soln9 1,,as it it Is American dollars.
 Nothing to speak of--the average bathing suit. '~' aA Fhe pipe of peace could never have not not when you have to take it down about this time Of the year: sg
 Delaware has ~started sanitary system called the "peach cure" Won der what it is? Why doesn't some one get up a mosquito cure? He would be real benefactor. ta,9
 Certain French philosopher could never hear the moving of a cat with out bleeding at the nose. We can never hear the moving of a cat without longing to make the cat bleed at the nose or anywhere else that Driek bat would happen to light.
 Parson snowball says: Some folks will bear watchin' when dey professes smilest de smile ob de sweet herb and thinkest de thoughts of quinine' No more the coal man brings his btll-
 But another's risen ,.,, The ice man cooliy smiles 10 Kilt
 And brings us his'n.
 Ever notice that school teacher never sits down on a chair without st Ss % rTntns ed Sc. As h Sers hs are Sn aas therein? You can tell teacher this way every time. Its just force or habit.
 "How does the milk get into the cocoanut?" asks yonng lady read Yer in Prattville. tN Why that's simple enough: The CO., coanut grows around the milk of
 Every cloud may have a silver lin- ing but when there Is cloud of sus- picion hanging gy oyer the hired ar Ina girl for silver the housewife can hardly be an optimist.
 Lots of schemes so up in smoke n- cluding the pet scheme of the servant girl who lights the fire with kero- sene
 Young lady was recently missing from home for several days, Her dis tracted parents notified the police and detective force, all the papers got out extras and the country was secured for her. when just as they were re- the girl aforesaid and stated that she had simply been waiting for her change in department store. Iris sweet to hear the
 Waiter shout:
 Here's your linked sausage
 Long drawn ont"
 If some fthe new hats could only be
 Elinor Glynn
 Says American men
 How to make love don't know.
 But the American wife
 Enjoys life
 As long as they make the dough.
 
 This Is the time of year when the city man with S4 reel and an expen- sve jointed bamboo rod wonders why barefooted tow headed country shaver with a cotton line and a tree limb for q pole, .R n1itted suicide. says The Constitution the following memorandum was dis covered;
 "John--Dont forget the coffee, the ! spool thread. the pickles and the new