The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1909-05-21

PAINLESS ACHE
and PAINMLLER
Would Go Well in Neighbor-
ing Hamlet
So Thinks Former Editor Of This
Paper---could Then Drink
Cheap Booze.

Mr.. Editor:-Tne dear Old Rsublic-
= an, always. interesting. Is breaking the
anows. record just now by CARRYING IN
4 the same issue two Overwhelming and
awe inspiring sen<artons, Wasn't It
Z the inspired Emerson. WHO 10 an es-
say upon the law OF averaSes, said
] that even so great a .joonnal rs
( Punch contrived to produce just one
--raaaly good Joke a week? l don't
mean to say yuor sensations are
Jokes but you know Purch Is a toloe
paper. / had already lost much val
liable sleep in an effort TO divine
what particular thesis your correspond
eut, Mr.. Porter, sought to support
with his mu,tstudious quotations from
holy writ when Mr.. Aliens presto
change healing process came trailing
like a Bela's comet across the eighth
page of your paper. For the moment
my interest in the Porter deductionns
WITS swallowed up in my fevered anx-
iety about the Allen ache and pain
process.
To man with dsoaying teeth and
corn-ri6den feet the Allen discovery
Is as welcome as q liSe-presever
t1rown to a drowning sursbather. IT'S
the thing. The one idea have gath
cred from your biblical, correspondent
is that he Is out Of patience with a
stupid and perverted race tiut will
= mot recognize the plain Bible teaching
upon the question of Sabbath obser-
vance, but as subsequent dtsquisi,tfcns
upon this absorbing topic are in pros
poet, l shall devote my whole ener-
gses for tie present 20 the ache and
pain process. am willing to BET the
world go On, Galdleo-.ike, observing
the wrong day of TIE week If tAeas
demons Of tooth and toe may be
bodily cast out.
The modesty of Mr.. Alens fee for
comforting the degree of M. A. p.
master of Aches and Pains), should
be gratefully appreciated. am sorry
your advertisement OF the painless
ache and pain killer did not quote
prices on family rights as there are
little ones in our family and the
green fruit season is nearly on.
This golden mental discovery would
take we'll up here. The saving on the
booze bill aione would be immense.
With tee dark brown taste and the
splitting headache OF the morning at-
ter instantly eliminated two dollar
Stuff would do just as we'll as the
rich. and rare old stone bottled in
bond in the spring of 1899 ; try to
avoid feeling of envy fer the men
who have built up fabulous fortunes
from the sale OF patent mediocre but
/ confess shall take pleasure in see
ing the Allen ache and pain PROCESS
drive to the work bench. the anvil
and the splowthaudles such medicine
magnates as the proprdetors of Won
derful Eight, Lightning Hot Drops and
Perry Davis Pain Killer. A comfnsn-
dable feature of the Alien remedy is
that you do not have to psice 1t on
the high shelf 10 keep the children
from 1t nor take the risk o. the fatal
overdose. 80"
The testimonials interest me. fisre
Is no page of an ahnsneac sttht read
with as much interest as the ftesti-
monts5s. Besides the Ngratifican6f OF
knowing that suffering has BEEN tes
neyed one iearns fIojw' to test tsatedtff
he happens TO suffere with - EbsIaf-
Fiction was apuzsied some bylrShe
testimonial of the tteilDx vdno forgot
the process and had suob lsaHmakt aa.l
over again. IstldiHk L khoast newer
let such q precions secret escape me. 1
I Ard The testdmoudals OF my ancient and
good oriend ]. R.MiEersetm me 10 guess
Ing some too. 10 quote from an an,
Client and sober oratibnlsE know thnt
MIR. Miller 70 an honorable man, and
why he Should lend the prestnge OF
-haH .1Rms to the Golden Mental DIS
covery and himeelf not buy the bsnse-
ficieft panacea dsa sort of Chinese
puzzle. Would he confer blessing
upon his 1rtends and not hfmssHfp be
bsessadl Come. Judge. Go tins whole
hog or none. Buy;a state righk nom
. the inventor and you may eat your