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The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

cate matter may not look T.. but
really I'm trifie embarrassed.
cant md the right words: can't find
them any more, and yet. In this room.
u moment ago
"Ah. here they are" he said. bright.
ening
What's all this about?" .Iacquelipe
asked, her curiosity aroused.
A Comic Tragedy.
Ernest half drew the letter from his
pocket. unfolded IL. and referred 10 IL
surreptitiously as he talked. finally
actually reading from IL.
First. | wanted you TO know that
IL ! behaved absurdly this afternoon
there was reason for it," he said. u
am In love with you"
"You?" Jacqueline gasped in amaze
ment
Yes" Ernest said. simply. IL was
about To propose last summer when
you made me send that long, long telo-
gram" he added.
"Oh. that telegram" Jacqueline ex-
claimed. In quick sympathy. Dear
me. and I've never paid you for IL.
have L."
"iou couldn't" Ernest said fervent.
ly. Never. All. no! After your mar
riage | tried To forget YOU" he went
on.
Then his words fled again, and he
surreptitiously consulted his letter,
which he drew out OF his pocket. half
turning from Jacqueline so that she
might not see
But realized today the utility of
any endeayor to cease loving you he
read, in a voice full OF emotion, Just
az he had read the letter aloud 10
himself. MY life is blighted.' ne
continued II shall never be able To
marry another. Farewell. Jacquelinc.
farewell with all my heart. Ii You
were here | should never have dared
TO tell you all these things"
IF | were here?" Jacqueline inter
rupted In bewilderment. trying to got
around In front OF Ernest TO see what
he was doing.
Utterly unconscious OF tho incongru.
lty. the absurdity, OF what he was do
ing. and unaware of the interruption,
Ernest read on:
Il am therefore pleased to have
written them. Your respectful and
devoted Ernest
JacqueIine's Heart Touched.
Jaequeline got squarely In front OF
him and saw the letter. In spite OF
the absurdity Of the situation and the
utterly foolish figure cut hy Ernest.
she was deeply touched. She reached
out and took the letter gently from his
unwilling hands.
Give me my letter" she said For.
give me-
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

dians. the major portion OF whom are
fishermen and miners.
\ acquainted" dinner will b.
given by the members OF the Church
club In the Young Mens Christian as
ISOLATION building at o'clock, Thurs
Jay evening. March L. The Rev. DR.
Mcconnell. who will speak at the noon
day Lenten services in the Detroit
opera house the coming week. VIII be
the principal speaker. Tho AFFAIR Will
be very informal. the men to come di-
Iectly from business TO the dinner
Bishop Williams will be introduced by
President Clarence \. Ligh-ner. OF the
club, and VIII act as toastmaster.
There are about geo members OF the
ciuo, belonging to the various Epls-
copal parishes in the city, and these
dinners are being given for the pur-
pose Of having them become better &C
Quainted
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CONGREG ATIONAL.

The Rev. carl Sumner Jones. OF the
North congregational church. deliver
ed the convention address before the
second district Christian Fndeavor
meeting, Friday night. in Anu Arbor.
The first annual banquet or the city
Brotherhood OF congregational church
es Will be held Thursday evening AT I
o'clock in the new Y. NJ. G. \. build
ing James Schermerhorn Will act as
todstmaster and the pastors of the
various CONGREGATIONAL churches OF the
city Will respond to toasts. About zoo
men are expected to be present.
The Rev, william Byron Forbush. or
the Woodward congregational
church. Will begin "A series or sunday
evening sermons tomorrow evening
entitled stories I'm Pictures. The
lirst sermon will be on ''The Story OF
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
EDITORIALS 81 THt pt0plt.
Mr. owens PoIltIes AGAIN.

ITO the Editor OF The Times: When
roctor X. Owens was candidate
u prosecuting attorney on the Pro
Lbition ticket last fall he delivered
speech at the Light Guard armory
IA / found In talking with q stranger
|ot he saw I'm Mr.. Owens a man who
1ould make all violators of the liquor
|aIc live up TO the law as prescribed
our statute books; also eliminate
graft In Wayne county IL elected
o1lce. I'm not Prohibitionist,"
he. but that fellows talk has
ing to Il that sounds good and
<o<e for him
~ Alas. times have changed. and
Owens 10 now akain q candidate
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
CONGREGATIONAL

Mrs. Helen Wyrick Shafer viii give
The Lion and the Mouse" in the
Boulevard COngre gational church Tues
day evening. March 2. for the benefit OF
the Ladies' union.
The Rev. Gaius Glenn Atkins. ID. ID.
OF the First Congregational church.
VIII preach sunday morning on Live
Epistles." and In the evening on John
Milton" His topic for the Friday
evening" talk Will be The Meditations
Of Marcus Aurelius." Judge Fred r..
Alirich VIII deliver an address at the
Business Mems bible class Sunday noon
on Public opinion-A modern social
force"
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

for Office This time on the Republi
can ticket. In a recent article tc
The Times he intimates that he is q
"non-partisan" Lincoln Republican
and asks the support OF his constitu
ents.
h. w. Mason, who has been deyot
ing most OF his life-work TO the cause
OF temperance. takes exceptions to
Mr.. owens position in becoming a
Republican, Prohibitionist or Demo
GRAFT at will.
But what's the use. Brother Mason:
changes come quickly I'm 4 moment.
in the twinkling OF an eye, and
we shall be changed" says the good
book.
ON. LAWRENCE.
Detroit. Feb. 20, 1909.
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ATIIni.I,

The collections in all Catholic
churches sunday VIII be FOR the indian
and Negro missions OF the country
The Rev Joseph strauss. OF the Sa-
cred Heart church. Will preach a series
Of sunday evening sermons Ga 81.
Bonifacc Catholic church.
The Rev. John SChreiber. pastor OF
1T. Boniface catholic church. Will
preach Wednesday evenings during
Lent in Sacred Heart church.
The Rev. Miles whalen., y. ID. of
Port Huron. VIII preach the sermons
Wednesday evening during Le;'t in
the church OF the Holy Rosary. his
general topic TO be The Incarnation OF
Christ.
a mission "a be conducted by the
Jesuit fathers. the Rev. John J. Don
oher. Rev. simon A. Ryan, Rev Albert
j. Diertkes. AID Rev. Micnael Lsary
VIII open in -. Nincent's church sun
day and Wiii continue two weeks, end
ms sunday Nevcning, March 10. The
evening services Of the arst week Will
be for women and the second week Tor
the mon.
The Rev. Joseph r. Dickhaus. :. J..
OF Detroit college, Will deliver the
sunday evening Lenten sermons In
English In ST. Anthony's Catholic
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
H,PrIsT.

Or Allan Hafers viii be the guest
OF honor at the mems monthly cluh
dinner In the First Baptist cuurch.
MnndaN evening March 1.
the baptist Ministers conference 81
Now York. H. considering tho adVtsa-
bllitv az establishing q church bureau
10 have Jurisdiction Of all church work
In the ,diStvI,t.
The Union Literary association VIII
mold jts regular meeting Monday even
ing March !. III the Second Baptist
church. the subject TO he discussed be-
luz Joan az Arc,
Drl David Ingfis will speak on
Home life" before the members Of the
wananayama club OF the Warren ave.
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If<IyERsAI.IST

Rev. Mac H. Wallace. OF the Brew
ster Congregational church. and Rev.
Lee s McCollester. OF the Universalist
church. viii exchange pulpits Sunday
morning
Dr. !. Paul Goode gives his fifth Uni
versity Extension lecture in the Church
OF Our Father Saturday night on The
Social Significance OF Wheat" This Is
illustrated and will present the whole
history of wheat
Lafayette and His Toast TO George
Washington" is the subject OF an Illus
trated lecture which Or. Lee :. McCol-
lester will give IN the Church or our
Father Sunday evening. The public -
invited
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
PREsBYYTERIAN.

Mrs. David Whitney Jr, mas given
p fine new pipe organ TO St Andrew $
Presbyterian church OF this city.
The Rev. T. w Malcolm. OF ST. An
drew's Presbyterian church, celebrates
the first anniversary Of his coming TO
the church sunday.
In the third annual convention OF the
Presbyterian Brotherhood OF America.
held In Pittsburg this week. w. X. Far
rand, OF Detroit, was elected secre-
tarv
Jefferson-av Presbyterian church. will
preach sunday morning on the topic.
Facing the Fact" and In the evening
on Who Cares
The students of Alma college gave a
reception Friday evening In honor OF
the Rev and Mrs, H. l.. Grain. formerly
OF the Second ave. Presbyterian church
OF this city. but now OF Ahna.
the Church OF the Covenant. Will
preach Sunday morning on the subject.
Turn Ye and Live" His evening SER
mon VIII be on The Watchman's
Voice"
In the absence OF the Rev. w. T.
Jaquess from the city. the Rev VIII
liam Bryant. ID. D., will occupy Tia :
pulpit OF the Trumbull-ave. Presby-
terrain church both morning and even
ing sunday
The Rev. J. NJ Barkley. or the For
est-ave. Presbyterian church. and the
Rev. a. H. Cameron. OF Emmanuel
PRESBYTERIAN cnurCu. attended the con-
vention OF the brotherhood In Pitts
burg this week.
The Rev. Alexander Urquhart, Pm.
D.. Of WyandOtte. viii read a paper on
What Has the Higher Criticism Ac-
complished2' before the Presbyterian
Ministers association Monday morning
In the First Presbyterian church.
Monday evening. March /. " J.
Corey. organist and choir director OF
the Forrest Presbyterian church. will
give his lecture on Faust In music
and art" in the church house. The
lecture will be illustrated by stereop-
ticon. and numerous selections BY
great artists VIII be given on the
Victor.
The Rev. John Britain Clark. ID. D..
or Westminster Presbyterian church.
viii deliver the first OF a series OF ser
mons on Men Who Crucifed Christ,
in the church sunday morning. takins
FOR his topic. Judas" I'm the evening
his subject viii Ice Victory. Empty or
! Real?" Wednesday evening the broth
] erhOOd or the church Will hold its
weekly prayer meeting with reports
! from the littsburg brotherhood con
vention by John J. Mitchell. the dele
/ gate from Westminster. an original
I hymn, THE Men az America for the
Man OF Galiiee," Will be sung by d
1 male quartet.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

One of the features of the CAM
paign of Simpson c. Leonard for
denomination for the Office of
school Inspector has been sleigh
rides for women.
Il is needless. perhaps. to add
that women may vote In the pr!-
maries on Monday and name
their choices for school inspec-
tors.
Mr.. Leonard is politician, and
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
LUTHERAN.

In ST. Pauls English Lutheran
church, sixteenth and breckenridge
SITS. Rev. T.. &. Longaker. pastor. Will
preach sunday morning. subject. The
Greatest Battle on Record" Holy
communion viii he observed. At the
evening service the choir, under the
direction OF Prof q. w. Houge. will
sing the Scripture oratorio. David.
King OF Israel" Miss Alta Grettan.
ORGANISM. and Prot +. Howald. violin
list. cordial invitation Is extended
TO the public.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

The German government has offer
ed d substantial prize for an effective
method az combating the injurious
effects Of factory gases upon yegeta.
ton.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

QUO Vadis." and will be Illustrated
SUNDAY morning his topic Will be The
Lenten season as an Opportunity"
Wednesday evening. DIR. Forbush win
continue the series OF talks on good
cheer. his subject being How TO BE
Well
The Rev. Carl Sumner Jones, OF
the North congregational church. will
preach sunday morning on THE Great
est Character In History" this being
sequel 10 the sermon of last Sunday
The Consciousness of Jesus" In tho
evening Mr.. Jones Will speak on Men
dclssohn and special program OF
music VIII be given by the choir, the
selections being chiefly from that
weil-known composer There Will be
The Seven Last Words" by Haydn
%. For the Wings OF a Dove" bass
solo, 1T Is Enough" trio, THE King
or Love My Shepherd Is" all by Mem
delssohn: onertory trio for violin. cello
and piano. by Ran: pos;Iude. I'm
1amatus, by Rossini Monday and
Tuesday evenings the Christian En-
deavor society OF the church will give
war play. consisting OF the drama
tization OF old war. songs. rhere VIII
be male. Negro and q. \. II. quartets
About 80 people Will participate. We'd
nesday evening Mr.. Jones Will speak
on The Vision of Ezekiel
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
"LOye WQtches'' Eos; JOSEPH


OF ni burke eo.sSy
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
JEWISH.

The subject OF Rabbi Leo n. Frank
Inns sermon sunday In Temple Beth El
Will he The Relation of sin TO Dis
ease" Services. begin at lO:4b o'clock.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

(To he Continued.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-28

over the wbirl and swing of perfect
ly trained column of choristcrs and
those who delight in the worthicr quail
tiles of Moore S remarkably true por-
trayal of the slangy and heroic but mod.
est and deeply human ''Kid Burns.
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stunt that makes hit with the au.
dicDcc.
Wilson Fraullyn and company are
very amusing in their sketch entitled
q Ny Wife Won Z Let Me. - Franklyn
is one of the best comedians seen here
for some time. The plot of tins act
concerns the situation vicar is placed
III when cab. containing music hall
artistic clad in white tights, breaks
down and she makes her way into his
apartments. The situations that occur
can he realized
The Varsity Four offer good music and
arc popular with the Bungalow patrons
Warren and Brockway present a
laughablc musical sketch in which
comedy prcdomiuatcs.
Ncwhod and Carroll appear in an
interesting and novel acrobatic act on
the bars. If Is neatly done and the
sketch worked out very nicely.
This bill. one that is hard TO beat
will run until Wednesday evening, with
matinee daily and two evening per
formanccs at 1:30 and 9 u. m. There
| Will be two performances this Sunday
afternoon at 30 and > o clock.
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formances there will be strong draw
ing card in the six Glinserettis, who
have been brought from Vienna Tor
a tour of the Orpheum circuit. They
are said TO be the best novelty gym
nasts in Europe and were very popu-
lar on the occasion of visit to the
United States several years ago.
James +. Macdonald Will present a
new sketch, "Sougs and Sayings,
which the press of other cities has
treated with much consideration. MI.
Macdonald is described as exceedingly
entertaining both IN his monologue and
his songs.
Bob Carlin and George Clark are
German comedians who have Tor years
been identified with vaudeville and mu-
sical comedies They have an entirely
new act this year, the songs for which
were written by themselves. Their
dancing is exceptionally good and their
broken German dialect is said to be
the signal for continuous laugh.
Paul Kleist has a pantomlme nov
elty, fThe Land of Dreams in which
he does a black art act with many new
and surprising effects. Mr.. Kleist is a
finished musician and by the use of
weird electrical effects he produces an
effect that is difficult TO describe,
Kleist has overcome the handicap of the
pantomimist who is not allowed to talk.
He whistles and has cultivated the art
TO such a degree that he is able to IN
dicate his meaning to his audience az
we'll as with spoken words.
Florence Swinnertou, assisted by
John Thorn, will give the musical 70.
nance, "In the Star 8 Dressing Room,
which was written for Miss Swinnerton
by Frederick Allen. The plot briefly
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-28
IRISH STORIES BY
IRISH PLAYERS

The cast of "The Talk of NJ.
York, coming TO the Salt Lake tbsa'
ter soon! has in it three Irish players
who are striving to win the prize a.,
fered by Victor Moore, the star of ~
play, for the best Irish story. Hall,
ing from different parts of the old sod|
each has a high opinion of the hnmoy
rife in his own county and small Va,
spect for any other. John Conroy told
Conroy has an old grand aunt T.
Kerry who is so deaf that she Nova,
goes abroad without n fearfully won.
derfullv made ear-trumpet. She wont
into a small chapel outside her our
parish one day and the ear-trumpet was
viewed with dark suspicion by the old
sexton. Finally. Just as services wers
about to begin. he leaned over the seat
and wagging his finger at her warnino
~, whispered cone toot, and We X
| out! -
the Irish coast, brought back th;s
He had been listening to rare tals
of storms and dangers on the sea. ani
the talk turned on incidents wher
presence of mind had saved MANY from
| death. The climax was reac he'd in ON
experience told by an old man who ha,
retired from active service. He and
friend had been fishing, when sud
den squall rou1hened the water aud hi
companion fell into the sea But a
he was sinking in the icy waters h
managed to clutch with his chilled hr
gers the edge of the boat. and ripf
there, concluded the narrator, ''If
hadn t had the prisincc of mind 10 III
ship an oar an whack him over IN
fingers, I'd have been drowned as i
was. -
10 Smith Marba tells this: He wa
touring the Irish towns with sma
company Of players. the star being
sleight Of hand artist whose wonderf,
tricks of magic amazed the simp
country folk. Showing one night aft,
AT a market in Kenmadc. the con iur
went through all his stunts. rcachn
the climax when he read large sig
with his eyes bliudfoldcd. Tho aud
: encc gasped when he read small
plaeard and when ne had read wi,
ease long article from newspap
, an old lady shifting nervously in h
scat got mp and walked out, sayin,
81 m lcavin this is no place for
DECENT Irishwoman in thin cali
gown.
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is: The star Miss Swinncrton) has
decided on a stage career IN preference
TO marriage to the man she loves. She
sits in her dressing room after the
show, musing,e Joe Virgins, an old
miner. raps at her door He talks OF
her old home IN the South, and asks
her to sing one of the old Southern
songs. She complies with his request
and as she sings The futility of fame
when compared with love comes to her
and she realizes she has made a wrong
decision. Joe Virgins of course turns
out to be the lover whom she declined,
and all ends as properly conducted ro-
mances should.
There will be new kinodrome pic
lures and special music by the or
chestra,
The Seven Wonders of The World, as
printed from time immemorlal In the
yearly almanac are surely out of tune
this year, according 10 n precoclouS
youngster who recently saw ''The Top
o. tn world and when his mother
asked him TO name the seven wonders
of the world he got ''The Top o. tn
World' mixed. and ratified off: "The
Friendly bear, Prince Tinymite, Mazda
the child who wanted to grow up, ko'
Krinple, Westinghouse Morse, the Candy
Kid. Jack IN the Box and the Collie
Dogs-and the mother threw up her
hands IN holy horror.
"The Talk Of New York; in which
| Victor Moore will be seen as "Kld
Burns' at the Salt Lake theater soon
is said to attract two widely different
classes Of playgoers; those who rave
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-28
II. Is a Wonder.

Chamberlain s Liniment rs one Of the
most remarkable preparations yet pro-
duced for the relief of rheumatic pains
and for lame back. sprains aud bruises,
The quick relief from pain which it AZ.
fords is alone worth many times its
cost. Price % cents, large size so cents.
For sale by all druggists.
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Government Positions.

Young men and women to qualify 4
postoffice clerks. Examination N
vember II. Call at 333 Atlas block.
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ATTRACTIONS FOR WEEK,

i. ATTRACTIONS FOR WEEK. ::
! SALT LAKE TuEATER-"n Old :
I. old Kentucky" First half OF the :;
!. week. with Wednesday matinee :,
|. COLONIAL TIIlATBR. I'm Nyo- :;
{; ming" All the wcek-beginn'nS :
I. tonight Matlnecs "Wednesday ana ::
: Saturday. !:
!. NEW SHUBERT THEATER.Mlss :;
!. Flora Wilson in concert MONDAY :;
: evening only. {
|. GRAND THEATIR- -"The .Squaw ::
!. Man" All the week. beginning to- :;
!. night Matinecs "Wednesday ana :;
!. Saturday. I
: oppuEIIM Observation-Disclosures :,
!. vaudeville. All the week, beSin- :;
!. ming tonight Mutinccs daily eN- :;
!. cept sunday. Z
!. BUNGALOW THEATER-,Pantage !
J. vaudeville. All the week. Natl !
!. nocs daily Two this Sunday att i
!. nrnoon, at 30 and o'clock. ]
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Commencement Days, - the first of
college girl comedies, with Frederick V.
Bowers in the role of Billy Douglas,
and competent company of forty un-
der the management of John Cort, viii
be the attraction at the Colonial for ono
week. starting December D.
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The feature act of the splendid bill!
at the Bungalow this week is - Counsel
Jr - the trained chimpapzee, who does
everything but talk. To say that he IS
a marvel would be putting it in meas
ured terms. He wears evening clothes
with as much grace as some men and at
thc dinner table he partakes of meal,
handles a knife and fork, drinks wine
and smokes AN after-dinncr cigarette
with all the ease of clubman. but
his stunt ON roller skates IS the one
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1909-12-11
The TEASE.L.
A Queer Plant With Water Traps For
Its Insect Victims.

Among common plants there are few
more remarkable than the teaScI.
There is little doubt, says Il well in
formed natural history contributor to
the London Chronicle, that the teaSel
is as much flesh eating organism rs
any spider that ever spun web.
Moreover, its mcthod of securing its
victims, though quite as ingenious us
that of the spider. is much more com
prchCnSivC as well as more "th'acl"uS.
Not only does this extraordinary plant
capture all species of flies and gnatS.
great or small but catcrIdllarS, SIuGS.
wood lice and the like are all frequent
victims.
How this is brought about forms on"
of the most wonderful incidents in ma
lures fascinating story of the year.
The spider wcavcS her net of the finest
silk; the tcaScl makes her snare ont
of dcwdrops. The plant grows up
straight as n church Spirc, throwing
out its leaves in pairs at intervals UP
the juicy green stem. The twin leaves
unite at their base to form a deep
Gun, and the leaves are so Contrivcd
that the moisture preciptatcd on them
runs down into this reservoir.
A we'll developed plant Will thus
catch and hold in four or five OF these
water traps a full half pint of liquid
and the heat of the sun appears I"
evaporate so little of it that the cups
will be trimming even at the close OF
Il hot June day. The smooth. steep
leaves all lead down into these pits.
and their gradient gets sharper as the
water is approached.
Thus the tcascl'S victims are made
to walk the plank" to their death. and
once in the water there is no hope OF
return They soon drown. and every
tcaScl we'll has ut its bottom Il layer
of slime formed by their diSintcgrat"d
bodies.
1t is Of course difficult to prove
that this deposit is absorbed by the
plant as nutrimcnt. but careful dis
section will show at the base of each
cup ring of apcrturcS- sink holes. IN
fact-whch lead into the substance or
the stem and the presence of which
affords little room for doubt on the
matter