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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-02-13

light and Water ........... 10000
| Hospital ..-.......-........ $500
Charity department ........+. 2,1CG
| Further Resolved, That no expendi-
lures other than provided for in the
foregoing appropriations. shall be
made or contracted for. until the
measure providing therefor shall have
| been introduced at one meeting eek
| cept in the matter OF health and
quarantine), read and passed at the
next regular meeting Of council
Further resolved, That the clerk Of
| council be and is hereby directed to
report to council quarterly the amount
available for each department unies
these appropriations. Adopted
| BY the Finance Committee.
BE il. and it is hereby ed. ~
The mayor and aldermen OF The city
Of Brunswick, in council assembled
That the sum of five thousand dollars
be appropriated ont Of the revenue
of 1909 separate from and IN addition
10 the revenues from Town Commons
as special appropriation TO the
board of education If Giynn county
adopted.
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the mayor and aldermen of the CIV @.
Brunswick. in council assembled. That
the mayor be and he is hereby auth
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Of liz citv If R,1ntu.icl, ,rhat !,
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Adopted.

also from same committee, on com.
munication from w b. Fain, city
treasurer. requesting that typewrit-
er be purchased for his office, viz:
FavoraDly, recommending that u
purchasing committee be authorized
to purchase enc at not exceeding a
cost Of 500.
c. McoscveY, Chairm n
J. n. Leo
w. & Coz.
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A. M. CALDER,
Electrical Supplies ard Equipment
House Wiring a specially
Prompfness Accuracy Safety
sr'esenek s'd9' Newcastle ST. Phone
Georgia Southern and Florida Rv
srieseniek sid9.
Newcastle St.

TIE POPULAR ROUTE TO THE NORTH AND WEST
Operates through trains enroate wayrcss and
c. s. F. BY Macon, Atlanta, Knoxville Chattanooga Nash
vile, louisville Cincinnati, Chicago Throu,b
coaches, through Pullman sleepers and dinns-cars
Convenient connections c. s & =
BY trains fer Macon, Atlanta points north
For Information routes to any point
north west
>. RHODES, Passenger Agent, Macon. Georgia
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ATLANTA. BIRMINGHAM & ATLANTIC RALPoAo
me STANDARD N Excellence in Passenger Service
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map of the city with a view to having
same engraved and placed on sale on
completion of the map; said work in
compiling this map not TO exceed s10G
tone hundred dollarsl in cost Adopt
ed
Ordinances.
The following ordinances were
placed on first readins and referred 10
The ordinance committee (Wlll be
pub"shed in full later)
BY Alderman Ludwig:
An ordinance to provide for the
erection and maintenance of suitable
fire escapes upon certain buildings In
the city of Brunswick. to provide Z
penalty for violation thereof and
for other purposes.
BY Alderman Baker:
An ordinance to authorize the en-
ployment of competent plumber, by
the mayor and council Of the city
Brunswic-. to prescribe his duties and
provide for his compensation.
BY Alderman Baker:
An ordinance to prohibit the post
ing Of theatrical or commercial ad
refreshments Of nv kind or character
within five hundred feet Of any churce
Hiace o, worship or public schoo'
building within che city Of Brunswick
and 10 prov,e a penalty for a viola
sion thereof.
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HarbormAster
Alderman Baker returned TO the
council chamber and occupied his seat.
Resolutions.
BY the Finance Committee:
Be It. and it is hereby resolved BY
Tie mayor and aldermen Of the city
of Brunswick in council assembled
That the following amounts be- and
they are hereby appropriated for the
year 1899 for the ordinary and eN-
traordinary departmental expenses:
Executive Department ..,.....s 5000
Public orhs Department S,S4O
lssblic Works. for cemeteries,
paris and squares ..... 3,00e
euh,ie Works, extraordinary
streets. squares. etc, .... S.o0e
sanitary Department ......... 1900
Ioiice Department, ordinary. $4,000
! olice Department. appropria-
tion 10 military s....... 500
Sire Department. to inclvde p1Ir-
asa of 4 glfan.4fAsas sff krso QNa
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COUNCIL MINUTES.
loFFlcIAL)

j
meeting by this commit ee.
c. McGarvey, Cnair1nal
J. n. Leo
w. r. Cox.
Adopted.
Also from same committee. on com
munication from the Retail Merchant
and Business Mems Association, ask
ing favorable consideration Of In
recommendation of Mayor Hopkins
made in his message to your body
that the city of Brunswick make a.
appropriation yearly ror the purpos
Of advancing the interests Of the cen
munIty," viz:
1t is the desire and intention of thi
committee TO cooperate at all times il
all things for the welfare Of the com
munity. All matters referred TO thii
committee, having that purpose II
view, viii receive the consideration
that their merit warrants.
c. Mccarvey, Chairman
J. n. Leo.
-. P. Cox
Adopted.
4Also from same committee, on com.
municaion from w. b. Fain. city
treasurer. requesting that typewrit-
er be purchased for his office. viz:
FayoraDly, recommending that u
purchasing committee be authorized
to purchase enc at not exceeding a
cost OF 500.
c. Meoscvey Charm n
J. n. Leo
w. r. Cox.
Adopted.
From standing committee on fire
and building permits, on petition OF
w. c. Burns. to construct a shed to be
attached TO tabby building on Old
rown lot number SO, 10 be one story.
"a hy % feet. sheated with sheet iron
tar gravel roof, oIl3 two by four frame
uprights sheated with sheet iron 10 be
used as sudding, viz; Favorabty, rec
ommending that petition as asked 70
be granted.
J. H. Leo, Chairman.
c. Ms Garry
c. r. Calnaa
On motion. the fire ordinance wac
suspended and petition granted. al
present recording as voting ave.
Also from same committee, on pc
tjtion Of Rodriguez aud Prim 10 cree
an eight foot frame shed, %ith Tin 70 =
in rear of store 1872 Newcastle street
viz; Favorably recommending that
petition as asked fer te granted.
j. n. Lee, ChairnG4
c. MccarVey
c. 7. cainaf.
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EGtt-FtU.
Also from same committee, On pei
ion Of Brunswick Raamen, subject
being to continue manthts apnroeria-
ton to the company Of So VIZ;
Favorablv. the sum of $Soe being an
TTepfiaied n the husge. fer 1ae9, rs
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70 @1@S F'sye ElGigesac..
- ASN% w. Ne "a Relieves sour stomach.
nalpitatiSn # tae herr ss;xes.s -.yhatyou eAt

CARPETS CLEANED AND LAID.
PtCNE 10.
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Your house and sign PAINTING. paper
hanging, calsomiring, grain work ana
all kinds of fancy painting. Prices
right, Give lis trial We guarantees
all work. See us or drop 9 card. Ad
dressH. N. Tsylor, 2, O. Rox Nc I.
Brunswick, 2ccrgis.
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Piles Cured "a 90 ~ Days.
Pazo Osn-E4@nt Is qua aLteed "a. WV
any case of itching, blind, becdin2
protruding piles in 6 TO IA [ tys or
money refunded. SEC.
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Adopted.

+AANpAtu
From standing committee on fire
and building permits, on petition OF
w. {. Burns. to construct shed to be
attached TO tabby building on Old
fown lot number SO, 10 be one story.
"a ty % feet. sheated with sheet iron.
tar gravel roof. oIl3 two by four frame
uprights sheated with sheet iron 10 be
used as studding, viz. Favorabiy, rec
ommending that petition as asked 70
be granted.
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J. n. Leo, Chair
c. Ms Carry
c. r. Cainaa

On motion, the fire ordinance wac
suspended and petition granted. al
present recording as voting ave
Also from same committee. on pc
tition Of Rodriguez aud Prim, 70 cree
an eight-foot frame shed, .ith lin 70 =
in rear Of store 1922 Newcastle street
viz: Favorably, recommending that
petition as asked fer he granted
J. a. Lee, chairnc4
c. McGarVey
G T. Nainal1.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
DUE TO PREVENTIVE MEDICINE,
LIE Of human osin0s Prolonged and
the Rava9ss OF infectious Dis
eases Checked.

During the last so years preventive
medicine has done far more to alleVi'
ate suffering and to prOlong life than
the average man Is aware. 1t Is estt'
mated that during the seventeenth
and eighteenth centuries the death
rate throughout the civilized world
rarGed from SO to perhaps 80 per
1000. To-day in London. Berlin and
New York the average lies between
II and 10. This great decrease In
yearly mortality Is due principally to
protection from infectious diseases
now afforded to children during the
first Ave years Of life. In New YORK
city there has been a reduction since
1873 Of over so per cent. In the death
rate OF the infantile portion OF the
population. 1t Is obvious that the
probable lifetime has increased coinci-
IDENTIFY with the prevention OF diseases
to which children OF tender years are
especially susceptible. DR.. Hermann
M. Biggs of the New York city health
department has estimated that the
expectation of life at birth in this city
in 1866 was only a little more than
rs years, while in 1903,. calculated on
the death rate for that year. 1t had
almost doubled, and equaled about
forty-two years" Such statistics as
these are certainly striking common
taries on the advance and triumph
of medical research: for 1t Is true be-
yond cavil that this progress has been
dependent primarily upon the knowi'
edge gained in the laboratories, the
harvest OF persistent Investigation
DR.. John C. Torrey, in Harper's.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
MULES NOT HARD TO HANDLE.
Whole Secret 10 In knowing How to
Do II, According to Army
OFFICER.

Horse and mule men at the stock
yards stood in admiration the other
afternoon while the soldiers OF Battery
A and b. Second United States artil-
lery. loaded IS cars Of mules in Is min
utes 1t was q new record on the load
ing docks. and It wasn't accomplished
by. any unusual methods either. Nor
was the mule drivers vocabulary re-
sorted to. How did they do It? The
lieutenant simply called the roll and
the mules responded to their names,
Niger" called an officer. and lit
tie black gun mule ambled up
Now. Mollie. you're next: now Cy-
clone" and Cyclone came like a cy-
clone.
II a mule was refractory a few men
in khaki took hold OF him and pushed
and showed him into place.
NO wonder" said an envious mule
driver. they know their mules: they
couldn't do them all that way"
That so?" said non-commissioned
oficer. Il guess we could It's all in
knowing how. You never want to
finch around q mule. Never look back
when you leave him. After you know
how. mules are easier to handle than
horses. kansas City Times.
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sfOR NALL STREET SUCCESS.
Just q Few u the Qualifications Nee
sssary u One 10 70 "Dsat
the oamS.s

The clergyman who says that he can
take ~ 500 bill. q pencil and q pad
and make Q fortune in Wall street
recommends the process only to those
who possess one important Quslifca.
ton. They mutt know the game. Civ
en- that, the rest IN easy. To know the
game thoroughly 1t 10 necessary to be
in the confidence Of the board when
ten per cent. dividends are to be de-
clared; to learn ahead Of the crowd
what stock is next to be marked up on
the strength OF rumors Of dividend
guarantees; what bankrupt road is to
be sold to . system: what manipula-
ton the bull pool is about to under
take. and to have other advance infor.
nation equally helpful. 1t IL given to
few to possess this knowledge. no
doubt by q wise provision Of nature
which permits the many to be sacri-
feed that the most At may survive. II
1t were possible for any one with a
500 bill to become a Wall street mil
lionaire the aggregation OF swollen for
tunes would menace the republic.
in the case Of the clergyman
In question the gain to the ministry
Involved the loss CT q plagnate to the
financial world. But for the ordinary
run of spectators there is no place
where a little learning is so dangerous
4 thing as in Wall street.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
pApEREwskt Aho-ThE PICS.

"Paderswski." said An insurance
man. broke his finger nail last mon'n
and collected $6.0Ov in accident 'nsus'
snce. Not bad.
II complimented Paderewski on ms
fame at the time OF the accident. he
laughed and told NE modestly . story
that deprecated his fame.
He said that he takes great IN
terest in live stock. On his estate IN
Poland he has the best varieties OF
pigs. cattle, sheep, and chickens.
While touring he never Reglects an
opportunity to add to this dne coiiec'
ton.
In the west. once. he got an agent
to buy him SO pigs Of breed that had
taken a lot of frsts and blue ribbons.
A week or two after the purchase he
Unexpectedly went west himself. and.
OF course, motored out to the farm
where his new pigs were. He wanted
to look them over
The farmer. somehow, didn't eaten
his name. But he showed Paderewski
his prize pigs, and he pointed out
with a good deal Of pride the 30 that
had just been sold.
Fine pigs. them. ne said. heartily.
AS fine lot of pigs as you'll see In a
months travel. I've just sold 'ein. BY
the waN to Mr.. Paderewski. the IA
nous pig dealer from abroad.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
COLLIER nero Roughly
HANDLED ~ GALE on COAST


After what Captaia Kennedy Of the
shin describes - one. Of the rough
esS trips he has ever experienced in q
long term q service st sea aloeg the
Atlantic coast. the big United states
naval collier Nero, which sailed from
this port with q cargo Of coal con-
stsDed to the naval cca!ins station ct
Bradford, r. l., last Tuesday arrived
Friday afternoon At Newport. r. ].
The Nero steamed out Of the V!r-
s;nIs capes on Tuesday afternoon just
n tine 70 run into the heavy south
vest eaie Which swept ap the Atlantic
coas from The West Indies. and Kick
Cd M such q heavy sea tina; the vessel
had 70 be sio~ed down and the trip
from here 10 Newport, which the Nero
usually makes IN abosf thirfy-si.
Nours ~ss completed In three and
ose-Aa1f 1ays.
sev.sai Iss.y sess came On hoard
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
Joke AS BASIS OF LAWSUIT.
Interesting Case That 10 SAID 70 es
on Record In Chinese Legal
Annals.

One Of the most interesting cases
Of compensation for the death OF
relative Is recorded in Chinese law
books. A certain WI was set on by
robbers, and his head nearly severed
from his body. His friends. finding
him almost dead. with his head hang
ing by a strip. put the head carefully
back in position and applied band
ages. The patient. being strong ana
healthy, the wound healed, and the
only sign remaining after rev
month was a seam around the throat.
Some nine years later WI was sitting
among friends at a banquet. Some
one made a really good joke: all
LAUGHED; as for WI, he flung back MS
head and simply roared.
Horror! The seam opened ana
Wu's head fell to the floor. All ef-
forts to repeat the operation OF the
former occasion failed, and q percept-
lille gloom was cast over the re-
mainder of the feast.
Wu's father. thus deprived OF the
future attentions Of one OF those
whose duty it would have been TO
worship him after death. brought an
action for heavy damages against the
man who made the joke that precipi-
tated disaster. Unfortunately. the
case never went to a decision, as II
was settled out Of court on terms
satisfactory to the plaintin.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
The Mean Landlord.

Mrs. Uptown Ito lady callerl-I do
think we've got the meanest most
penurious and grasping Shylock OF a
landlord that ever lived.
Caller-Why do you remain here
then? Why not try some other place
II you don't like the landlord?
Mrs. Uptown-That's just It! He's
that mean he won't let US get far
enough behind with the rent SO 1t is
really any object to US to move
Judge.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
house with a Wrong Tablet.

A curious example Of the mistakes
Of history, comes from Paris. For more
than half a century q house OF the
Quail Cont has borne on the front q
tablet with this inscription: Historic
Memorial. In 1888 the Emperor Ma
poseon Bonaparte. oficer OF artillery.
on leaving the school Of Brienne. lived
at this house In the fifth story" ThSn
follows that the tablet was placed IN
position by his majesty Napoleon Ill.
ON October IA, 1858.
After this great length Of time 1t mas
been discovered that Napoleon never
lived in the house, 20 the tablet has
been removed. Only another instance
Of how our most cherished behefS are
shattered.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
Well Answered.

During the encampment Of several
regiments Of British soldiers in . Ger.
tain district the wood and turf used
for cooking purposes were carted BY
the neiehborinG farmers. One day q
donkeycart full OF turf was brought in.
the driver being . country lad. A. .
reg:mentai band vas playing. he stood
in front Of the donkey and held the
animal tightly BY the head. Some Of
the smart ones" gathered roued. high
" pleased. and the VT OF the party
asked Why he held his brother 30
tightly" The reply vas crushing:
I'm afraid he might enlist
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
How the Baby Bird Flew.

J. NJ. Barrie has a little fable in
one of his works about a baby lark
asking its mother to teach 1t to fly.
The mother thought hard about how
she herself had learned to fly long
ago last year. but all she could recall
was that you suddenly do it.
wait till the sun comes out after
the rain." she said. half remember
ing. The rain came and glued the
birds wings together.
Il shall never be able to ny nor to
siug." 1t walled. Then Of q sudden It
had to blink its eyes for 4 glorious
light had spread over the world. The
baby birds breast swelled, 1t did not
know why. and 1t fiuttered from the
ground. It did not know how. The
sun has come out after the RAIN" 1t
trilleA. Thank you. sun. thank you"
and 1t hoated up crying: Thank you"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18

Lady Violet Grevilie Is trying 10
make a warm handclasp and hearty
handshake popular. She 10 very giad'
she says. that the elbow shake" 70
going out Of fashion. Who invented
the elbow shake. she says. she does
not know, but it 10 senseless. devoid
Of grace, with NO charm or meaning.
II used to be part Of . boys or girls
education to learn the graceful curve
Of the elbow that was necessary "nen
hands were shaken.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
A. Optical Illusion.

Did you ever try to see through
your hand? BY following these direc-
lions you may At least make yourself
believe you are looking right through
the palm. Out Of . piece Of paste
board shout I'VE inches square roll .
tube Have one end Just large enough
to At around the eye. and the other q
little smaller. Take the tube between
the thumb and fingers Of the right
hand: put the larger end to your eye.
and press your left hand against the
smaller end. Keep both eyes open.
Objects beyond the left hand will be
plainly visible. and there viii appear
to be hole through the center Of the
palm. II II the uncovered left eye
which ID actually doing all the seeing.
but % fsr as appearances go. It win
seem ~ II the right eye were seeing.
right straight through the left hand.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
Had to Use II.

Bangs-I think I'll get married.
Wangs-You surprise me. I didn't
think you had a girl.
Bangs-I haven't. but fellow gave
me a wedding ring to-day In part pay
ment OF a debt, and I've got to get
the worth Of my money.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
MOTHERS, WILL
YOU RISK TT7

Your child's life IL dear TO you. A
bottle Of GOwAN'S PNEUMONIA
PREPARATION IN the home In
guarantee against anything where -
flammation ssd congestion are the
cause. Group. colds. pneumonia-one
GOOD rubbing With This great external
remedy siyes relief. Quickly absorbed.
Bay h to6ay sad feei secure. All dsus-
eSsss. &c. 10 o1J0e.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18

The days are growing longer. said
the man Who keeps . lookout Tor the
arst robin.
Il don't notice any difference, sssd
Mr.. Sirius Barker: they seem, -
usual. to Be getting longer II you
count from one pay day to the next,
and shorter u you figure the time Be-
tween rent days"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
On Missionary Tour.

Miss Rachel Costello and Miss E'inor
Reudell are two English girls In this
country lecturing on woman Suffrage.
They are described - beautiful young
women, f,ne and gracious. and only dr.
serins Prom Radcliffe or other college
s1ris IN the United States in their genu-
Ipsly delightful English accent. they
viii take . graduate course st BYE
Mawr.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18

the vessel during the voyage and she
was pitched about % violently by the
rough waves that Q large portion OF
tie cargo Of coal shisten from one
side Of the ships hold to the other
and she reached Newport With a
heavy list to starboard.
The Nero wss loaded here by the
Maryland Coal and Coke Company.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
His Idea.

Church-They say that II human
being continued to grow at the rate
he does during his first year OF life,
he would be over 6S feet tall at the
age OF ten. What do you think OF
that?
Gotham-Why. think boy would
have to put on long trousers pretty
early in Hfe.-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18

whats the reason your boy doesn't
Nike to work on Q farm! Hes foed Of
outdoor exercise"
I'm workin' On that problem nov.
answered Farmer Cornsossei II seese
uplist experts could make arrsnee
meats 20 have p,ovta' rscsres vssneso
IN ne svsrtSn' ps~s. I sAsnk J0A 800
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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1909-04-18
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lord. shall die in the tirst act.
Tall Actor-Oh. It might be worse.
Short Actor-It couldn't be. There
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act.