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The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
PRESBYTERIAN Church.

Regular services will be held at the
Presbyterian church every Sunday al
II a. N. and 8 p. m. Prayer meeting
every Thursday at 8 p. N. Sunday
School at 10 a. m.
Rev. E. M. STEWART, Pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
QYarlooklna None.

An earnest young preacher In . re-
mote country village concluded
long and comprehensive supplication
By saying: "And now let US pray for
those who are dwelling in the uninhab-
tied portions Of the earth"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
Church.

Sunday School every Sunday at 10
a. m. Preaching at II a. m, and at 8
D. m. EVERYBODY welcome. Seats free.
Strangers in the city are cordially in
vited to attend the services.
A. F. VAUGHAN,
Pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
annoying.

why does your excellency look so
annoyed"
News Of a revolution has Just
reached the palace" replied the presi.
dent of Colombia.
Pooh, that will be over by noon"
II suppose So" snapped the presi-
dent, p~etulantlv. "3r+ (. .s . -.
lt s-hed. .ca fur tbs Lc. u....1
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
OF Richard Rumhold

He never would believe that Provj-
dence had sent a few men into the
world, ready booted and spurred to
ride, and millions ready saddled and
bridled to be ridden.-Macaulay.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
ipa

The roses of pleasure seldom last
long enough to adorn the brow of him
who plucks them; for they are the
only roses which do not retain their
sweetness after they have lost their
beauty.-Hannah More.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16

HI-EE, HI-EE,
bring your laundry to the one place
where you will get satisfaction. Your
very finest clothes as we'll as the coars-
est ones will be white as snow, per-
fectly ironed, and
QUICKLY SENT HOME
at a price that will astoniSh you with
it's moderation. Just give US one trial
and we feel sure many more will fol-
low.
LAFAYETTE STEAM LAUNDRY.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
Our American Aristocracy.

The women are the only a~ristocracy
that America possesses. and therefore
the men naturally and eagerly ack-
nowledSa their supremacy.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
New YORK CitY,s Proud Boast.

New York city leads III the number
of her newspapers and periodicals, for
sire Publishes the one-hundredth part
Of the entire output Of the earth.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
Revenge at 2 A. M.

Leader Thomas Cat-''This, my fell
low choristers, is the home of one
of those night-blooming sopranos who
keep us awake the first part of the
night when we are trying to secure
needed rest for our real nights work"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
Catholic Church.

First Mass Sis a. M. Second Mass
$50 a. m. Third Mass 8 a. m. o
Rev. W. ]. TEURLINGS, Pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16

Order Of the Eastern Star.
The order of the Eastern Star meets
every first and third Monday IN eacn
month at the hall.
MRS. II. JAGOU,
Worthy Matron,
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
A Sad Do

A Sad Dog.
Bull Terrier-Dad's dead, eh? Leave
you anything?
Fat Pug-YesssI inherited his pants.
Life.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1909-07-16
Possible EXPLANATION

"Wonder what she is in amateur
theatricals for? She can't act, sing or
dance"
Maybe she wants to learn"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
HE WAS DRUNK AND COURT
LET HIM OFF WITH FINE

With coils OF wires In his posses.
sion. J. r. Johnson, telegraph oper.
ator. was arrested last night by the
police. This morning the charge OF
HOUSEKEEPING was investigated and
he was fined $40 for breach of peace
johnson was on a drunk yesterday
and last night about I O'Clock the
operators OF the East Tennessee Teie-
phone company heard a noise on the
first floor. The warning was given
to the police ana Patrolmen Gour-
ieux. Franklin and Baker went to the
building. In a narrow passage way
they found johnson with the goods.
He was taken TO the police sta ion
and locked up for the night. Judge
Cross thought Johnson did not have
any intent TO steal. but wandered
into the building while drunk, and
for this reason reduced the offense.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
CONFEDERATE
VETERANS NAME DELEGATES TO
THE REUNION.
Tag Day Plans Outlined by u. ID. c.
Social Meetings I'm
Order.

Delegates to the Confederate re
union in Memphis June Z, s. 8, were
elected last night in a meeting at the
home OF w. G. Whitefield, Seventh
street and Kentucky avenue. Tbs
delegates are: Captain James Roger
Jas. Gish, John Young. w. G. White.
field and Commander r. NJ Miles
The alternates are: G. NJ Daugherty
DR.. d. G. Murrell, william NJ. Haley
Joseph Ullman and TX. P. Hawkins.
The United Daughters OF the Con
federacy reported the plans for Tag
Day next Saturday and requested the
veterans to assist them in making Il
a success. Progress in the planffor
the unwilling Of the monument In
Lang park in May was also reported.
A committee, consisting of w. G.
Whitefield and r. NJ. Miles were ap-
pointed to select new badges for the
camp.
An informal musical program was
rendered at the meeting. 1t Is the
intention to make the meetings more
social, and the Daughters OF the Con-
federacy will arrange some form OF
entertainment at each meeting. The
next meeting will be with DR.. d. G..
Murrell April 20.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
Grace Episcopal Parish History.

The March number OF The
Bishops Letter" the Official organ
of the Protestant Episcopal diocese
of Kentucky. is of more than usual
interest to the people in Paducah
The front page has a striking like
ness OF the Rev. David Cady Wright.
the rector of Grace Episcopal church,
Paducah. and there is an interesting
account OF the organization and
growth OF this church. with attractive
pictures of the exterior and interior.
The article abounds in historical IN
terest as follows
The Church in Paducah.
Rev. David Cady Wright, rector;
Rev Edward c. McAliister. assistant.
The history OF this old parish is
full of the romance Of missionary ef-
fort. years OF self-sacrifice on the part
of the faithful few. small beginnings
and slow growth. Occasional serv-
ices. held by Bishop Smith IN the
county court house. the formation OF
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
vINoL FOR OLD PEOPLE.

81 am past eighty years OF age ana
for some time I had been losing
strength and suffering from a chronic
cold and lung trouble. until l was
seriously III and could not go out OF
doors. My son sent me some Vinol.
| commenced to take it and 1t has
simply worked wonders with me. ]
feel better and stronger than l have
for years. and my cough Is all gone.
There is no other medicine equal to
Vinol to build up health and strength
for elderly people. Joseph Bank
son, Bethany, III.
This is because Vinol Is the best
cod liver and iron tonic in the world.
II creates a hearty appetite, strength
ems the digestive organs. makes rich
red blood and replaces weakness with
strength. The beneficial effect OF
Vinol in cases OF feeble old people is
simply remarkable.
We invite all old people, delicate
weak. rundown persons,
or those suffering from
chronic colds. coughs or bronchitis IL
this vicinity to try Vinol on our offer
to return their money II II does no
good. We make this offer to show
our faith in Vinol.-W. b. McPher-
son, Druggist, Paducah.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
FOOD In STOMACH
BECOMES TAINTED
This Harmless Anti Ferment
and Digestive Gives Instant
Relief.

You haven't Catarrh of the Stom-
ach, OF Nervousness, or Gastritis, or
Cancer, etc. Prove this by taking
Pape's Diapepsin after your very next
meal. Convince yourself within five
minutes that your actual disease
was sour, acid Stomach--Food fer
|mentation.-thate every bite you ate
turned to Stomach gas. Stomach
poison and Acid, which makes
lyou feel sick ard miserable, produc-
| ing such symptoms as pain in the pit
of the stomach, Difficulty in breath
ing after a meal, Headaches, Belching
Heartburn, Nauseous breath, Water
brash. Biliousness, Sour risings, Gas
on Stomach and many other bad fell
lings.
Indigestion is a result, not a cause
of your misery. If the Stomach is
sour, your food becomes tainted, and
that's why you have these. stomach
disorders.
Ask your pharmacist to show you a
case of Pape's Diapepsin, which costs
only so. cents. Read what this eff
fective Stomach and digestive treat
ment contains. and how absolutely
harmless il must be, how It does for
the Stomach what the washing and
sun bath do for the churn; absolutely
removes every corrupting or tainting
cement, and will digest all the food
you can eat.
Go to your druggist and get some
Diapepsip now, then eat anything
you want at your next meal, and you
will not suffer from Indigestion or
Stomach trouble. Each bite of food
will taste good, and, besides, you viii
not need liver regulators to keep
your intestines and Stomach clean
and fresh.
Now and forever rid yourself of the
misery of Indigestion and Stomach
trouble. Make your meals a pleasure
by going to the table with a healthy
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

directions, we nevertheless enjoy ths
meeting, however brief.
When The Sun announced yester-
day that hereafter names of drug
gists arrested for Illicit traffic in
whisky will be published, our con-
Temporary commented:
1--WE are glad to note the decision
OF the Paducah Sun, arrived at 50
suddenly. and expressed in its issue
OF yesterday, not to conceal the name
OF any druggist who is arrested on
the charge of selling whisky on Sun
day, in the future.
at will be remembered that the
News-Democrat has seen fit on sew
eral occasions in the past to give the
names of those who thus disobeyed
the law and suffered the penalty
thereof. BY so doing II has as a mat
ter OF fact made enemies in the past,
but the enemies so made were not OF
a class for whose friendship we were
pining."
We are inclined TO the belief tina,
both papers acted through friendship
The News-Democratis friends were in.
terested in driving the druggists Out
OF this lucrative trade, and we admit
The Sun fell into the error of protect
ing the names Of personal friends In
the drug business from undesirable
notoriety, hoping they would desisi
and warning them that their lawless-
ness must cease. The Sun acknowl-
edges that Il is managed by human
beings, whose hearts pump blood. not
vinegar. and who had. perhaps. more
consideration for the families of these
law breaking druggists than the
guilty men themselves had Our char
ity availed nothing. We were guilty
Of error of judgment; but we are not
ashamed. II was an error that is too
infrequently met with. 80
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

eleven thousand dollars debt,
How that $4,000 was paid. IN
mites and dribbles. Is known only ia
the self-saorihcing few that did Il:
but Il was paid. and the walls plaster
ed. and the roof ceiied. and stained
glass placed in the windows. and
steam heat took the place OF the old
stoves. and the tower was finished.
and the porch bullt-and somehow a
building as complete and beautiful as
any south OF the Ohio stands today
as witness OF the unrecorded deeds
and gifts and prayers OF the little
handful Nor did they stop there. In
1890 large and well-appointed rec
tory was built, followed A 1874 b. a
splendid parish house. aud during the
last four years about $1,000 have
been spent on permanent improve
menis and memorials. among the lat
ter beautiful marble bapt'stry and
an angel lcctern OF bronze and brass
And all this by a congregation which,
even today. numbers but little over
200 communicates, With practically
none OF large means among them
The training OF these years has pro-
duced a breadth Of vision and a large
ness OF interest which makes today
a congregation giving about one-hfth
OF its entire income yearly to the do
.cese and missions az large. and count
Ing its expectation" and "appor;ion-
ment" as obligations Of fret import
ance.
Two years ago the coiored commun
wants OF the town were formed into
the St Phillips Mission, and. after
many vicissitudes. their needs are
still being looked after by the Clergy
In September OF last year an APP
preparation b the Diocesan Board OF
Missions made Il possible for Mr.. r.
c. McAilister, since ordained deacon.
to take up work as rector's assistant.
and a new mission. the Good Shep-
herd. has arisen In the western part
OF the city. IN a nelghborhood cover
Ing more than a mile square. and a
population of nearly 2.0OO. where re-
ligious services OF any kind whatever
have never regularly been held. After
six months work, there Il row a sun
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

day school With sixty-nlne on the roll,
and a full service Of the church is
regularly maintained. with a congre-
cation numbering representatives OF
o or Q determinations, not one Of
whom had ever seen a church service
or looked into the pHgs OF a prayer
book. on the occasion ~ the bishops
visitation Of February 2S, ne was
greeted at Good shepherd BY con-
gregat.on which hlled every available
space. many standing throughout. and
20 quote his words. Never had he
seen a congregation more full Of rev
erence. nor heard a heartier service. %
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
LICENSING DRUGGISTS.

While we are on the subject of
druggists retailing liquor, We submit
that we do not believe II is wrong to
license druggists to retail whisky in
the same manner, under the same
restrictions, and at the same rate as
saloonkeepers; but we are convinced
that 1t is wrong to charge druggists a
selling whisky on a doctors prescrip-
ton. Their druggists license should
cover that. and they should be allow
ed to handle il just as they do CO
caine, strychnine and morphine.
The restriction should be placed
on the kind OF whisky druggists sell.
They should be allowed to sell only
pure goods, and the conviction OF a
druggist for selling compounded
whisky should result in a fine of $500
or $500. Blind tiger operators and
bootleggers don't deal in real whisky.
There isn't profit enough in the trade
to pay for the risk.
We believe that in, this legitimate
druggists agree with us.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
CIVIL SERVICE
EXAMINATIONS WILL BE HELD
NEXT MONTH.
List Of Good Federal Positions That
Are Awaiting Successful COMPETE
tors Before the Board.

United States civil service exami-
nations will be held as indicated be-
low. If one desires to apply for any
of these, the proper blanks will be
sent upon receipt of request. stating
the name of the examination desired.
Use postal card in making request:
Laboratory aid (male), $50 a
month. March so; assistant curator,
National museum. $1,000 per annum,
March 80; clerk (quallfed as EN-
balmer), 5000. quartermaster depart
ment at large. March 80; aid (male)
National museum, SEQ month,
April Z; assistant geologist, $1,000 to
$1,000 per annum, April rs; me-
chanical craftsman. Panama canal
|s125 to $3.50 a month. April 14-15;
Topographic craftsman. Panama canal
500 to s125 a month, April 1913.
assistant electrical engineer, expert
in wireless telegraphy and telephony
$500 to $500 per annum. April
21; tracer. Panama canal, 500 a
month. April 21-22.
These examinations may be take,
at: Bloomington. Ind. Cincinnati
o., Cleveland. o., Columbus, o., Ev-
ansville. Ind, FIT. Wayne, Ind, In
dianapolis. Ind. Ironton. o., Lafay-
cite, Ind, Lexington. KY. Louisville,
Ky. Padueah, Ky. Toledo, o., Zanes-
Vile, o.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
CLAIMS DOVER
WIDOW OF THE LATE WILLIAM
BORNEMANN NOT SATISFIED.
Understood She Was TO Receive Life
Interest and $1,000 Annually for
Term.

Seeking to claim her dover in the
estate Of her husband, the late Will
liam Bornemann, Mrs. Jane Borne.
mann filed a statement in the Office
of the county court clerk yesterday
afternoon. renouncing the marriage
agreement. In the marriage agree
ment her husband left her $1,000 for
five years out of an estate valued at
$4,000. while she claims that her
knowledge of the marriage agree
ment was that she was to receive a
life interest in the estate of her hus-
band. Mr.. Bornemann left part OF
his estate for local charitable institu-
tons and the remainder to relatives.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
ST. PATRIcK's DAY.

Everybody is Irish today. You can
tell 1t by the wearing OF the green.
Indeed, the statement is not far
wrong, aside from the sentiment of
te occasion. Few Americans have
not a bit Of Celtic blood in their
veins, though their family names may
be of Teutonic or Slavonic origin. II
has been said that a man is not a
thoroughbred unless he has a wee
drap of Irish tincture to put fire into
his life fluid.
Good st. Patrick fiourishei nearly
1900 years ago. He introduced
Christianity in Ireland. where for six
years he had been held a slave. Many
legends are current about him, but
the truth of his life and work is
more remarkable than many miracu-
lous things told. which cannot ia
every instance be authenticated.
He was born in the year 396, A.
d.. on a farm on the Clyde neal
Dunbarton, where his father, for
merly a Deeurion in the Roman
army. settled. When he was 16 Irish
Picts stole him and carried him away
into slavery. Six years later he es-
capped and determined to return to
Ireland some day and work for the
conversion OF the country. He was
ordained a bishop and received the
benediction OF Celestine ! and re
turned to the Emerald Isle in 1872.
He Is said 10 have founded 500
churches. converted 10000 people
and ordained many priests. He died
in 400 at Downpatrick. where his
relics were kept until the time OF the
Reformation
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

| the parish in the early forties. a mod
est frame building. constructed
largely in Louisville and sent down
the river by boat-such were the be
ginning OF things
The Little Old Church" stood on
an eminence on the river front. and
was approached in ordinary times by
a bridge over slough. but IN high
water by a pOntoOn Of coal barges.
kindly anchored by their owners
across the street. But TO the minds
Of the older generation the little
building Is still the holy Of holes Of
the days that are past.
Then came the CIVIL war Paducah
was made post OF the Federal
troops. and the church Is used for a
hospital while the rectory next door
Is the residence OF the surgeons and
, nurses. with rector gone south, f"
church closed to services. the pews
scattered about the yard, where the
army mules sharpened Their teeth
upon the backs''-this forms the next
chapter
Now comes Or. MacMasters. chap
ain OF an Indiana regiment and faith
full priest OF the church, by whose in
huence the building Is once more
turned over TO the congregation for
services. "and eager hands were dec
Grating with flowers and profusion OF
apple and cherry blossoms for the
Feast OF Easter. when the clatter Of
hoofs and clang OF swords startle the
tlmid women, who are halted by off,
Gers. commanding that the decoration
be stopped and black draperies be
substituted, as Lincoln had been as
sass!nated. and trembling hands laid
their crepe wells over font and gay
colors."
The close OF the war finds the
church building much dnapidated by
misuse and neglect, the flock scat
tered, and the remnant without al
shepherd. with fortunes swept away
or greatly impaired by the years OF
conflict. But in their darkest hour
they secure the leadership Of DR.. w.
NJ. Pettls, a man of large vislon great
faith. and consecrated devotion. and
he and they together saw in the dark
ness the vision OF greater things vet
to come. and planned I'm their weak |
ness to build a new church worthy of |
what they believed the future had In |
store for them.
Henry NJ. Congdon. OF New York |
even then OF reputation as an eccle- |
siastical architect. was asked to pre-
pare plans. and the cornerstone was
laid in 1871 by Bishop Cummins. AL
Gothic structure OF great beauty was
soon under roof-under roof "slmplv |
that and nothing more" Oh. the nit
ifulness Of those first days OF occu- |
pancy. but. again, the herolsm and
the faith of those daysl A noble
building. planned to seat more than
coo, without tower and without a
porch. the handful OF worshiDers
gathering together with nothing but
the old pews still bearing the marks |
of the army mules teeth, no plaster
on the walls, no ceiling overhead. no |
glass in the windows, boards and sack
IN taking the place OF gIass-and
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
Kentucky Kernels

Manly Albright.o of Louisville, killed
at Danville.
viii Cash died at Fancy Farm,
Graves county.
Mad dog scalps 3-year-oid child OF
Austin Swearington.
Horse stolen from barn OF Wade
Harrod near Frankfort.
Ivy Cash, of Mayfield. awarded
$4,000 damages for SANDER from
Burley Holifield.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

Theodore Roosevelt neglected to
break one precedent that needs
breaking. and that is Inauguration
day on March 4. The reason was, no
doubt, that March weather rather
pleases the rugged temperament OF
the doughty colonel; the country de-
mands a change of the barbarous Gus
tom of exposing newly elected execu-
tives to March weather in Washing
ton.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

A gentleman of Lexington, who re-
Gently died, was known as the man
with the golden nose; because he
had such a fine scent for bourbon
whisky. We have known other men
with a scent for bourbon, whose noses
gave proof that "all is not gold that
glitters."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
KEEP POSTED.

Read n metropolitan newspaper
and keep thoroughly posted. Any OF
the following delivered to your door
each day: Chicago-Tribune, Record
Herald, Examiner. So. LOuis-Re-
public, Globe-Democrat, POst-Dis-
patch. Louisville - Courier-JOurnaI,
Times. Memphis - Commercial-Ap-
peal, News-Scimitar. NashviIle-Ten-
nessean, American.
JOHN WILHELM.
III Local Circulator.
ZIG s. Fifth. New phone 1340.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

vigor and cheerful
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out Of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys. Ifthe
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17
WHERE WE STAND.

II is a rare pleasure to find com
mon ground on which we can be
wholly in accord with our neighbor
and morning contemporary. Although
We realize that we approach the COM
mon ground from exactly opposite
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

Having failed to tear the commit
tees from the hands Of the speakers,
because some OF their own men de-
serted them: minority leaders in con-
gress Inconsistency desire to muzzle
their followers with iron clad caucus
rules.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-03-17

uUOut oWdHp-NUOt, Ildns q ssamP-Ilo1t
including many of the thousands OF testi-
monial letters received from sufferers
who found Swamp-Root to be just the
remedy needed. In writing DIR. Kiliner
& Co., Binghamton, N. ", be sure and
mention this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp Root, and the address,
Binghamton, n. y, on every bottle.