The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-15
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advertisement. Glad to hear ID. "A
Certain pretty little brown eyed
t ebbane nd wearing stylish new hat
on Dexter avenue yesterday witha
IaH young man. who when IA wsntsd
to to t ngio i, COZ conversation with her had
the sweet little girl was unsar s5 thas
tempores. o moresl
ada g e y 9,,r from Great Britain to can
erican bank cashiers to Canada. how
sssr. Is increasing.
BE BE Ike Jonah-hs was very much
iet it worry hun He JUST sssd n to n nlS,
self, something will turn soon. a,sa
sons sometd9inx dfd-the whales stomach
II is said that If you plant a nun-
per OF walnut trees on Your farm IN
nasg years ths n. the trees win be worth
fifty or sixty years who desirss 1 %
may take this advice. And don't Be
discouTaged--ren1ember that a number
still planting walnut sfees "a sa's are
In. Indians woman mas sasf mafrsAd her
tSat tn M s9 9and We would suggest
keep track 81 aii 81 en- - ss IN 20
In position 70 avoid confusion or
Amoarrassments
ar Apa sss poet in Germany has been
months. lucky thing such a law does
noI Apply IN America. The jats
Odd that no museum has as yet Sc
cured for an attraction the man who
tire satisfaction to both sides. such q
I s would be worth going miles to
Air out in Leadyilie. Col. IL 40 rare.
ned that Il cannos be breatned By
cats. Must be paradise OF a town to
i've IN, where there are no feline con-
eerts AZ mlenignt on theeback fsnee.
It hurts grown. person deeply when
an ideal is bursted. but II is as moth
ing to the injured reelirgs of small
iron gun out hunt.ns and f feels e shs
thing explode In his hands a"
1t is said that butter can now h.
made from pears. what nextf We
have known all along that milk could
be obtained from tbs cocoa-nut Tae
COW. like the horse. will now have to
Albany girl who refused an offer of
marriage h.c sent the young man a
supposed he had spent on her for can
dy ice cream and buggy hire. one
fellow told us yesterday that If he
MONTGOMERY be would lose no time! In
taking his girl out to Picket Springs
and proposing to her.
All day long his tender song
The robin sweetly sings.
From the apple tree while light and
The hammock slowly swings.
On just 20 swing where soft arms
Cold hair and eyes O. blue
with lovey dove a-tailking love
In a hammock built for two.
Oh sweetheart days. and biossomsd
And biii1s' sky overhead.
Oh purling stream and hours to dream
Where clover blooms are spread.
on what care I that the world goes by
That some are feelin' blue.
w n sa ann oeEe b and y oS are near
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London Standard Gays the Outlook
for American petroleum is unmprov-
erfcan servant girls continue TO use it
as means of starting tile fires and
simultaneously their souls toward the
hASAI pSfSHo'
Young girl In Gretnbrake, Ala, hay
Ing become smitten on a young news
paper man alludes 10 him as her
'papier mache1 However. sorry as
we are to do 1T. we must destroy the
sweet young things Joke bv inform
ing her that the word is not pro-
Mohamtned says 'woe unto them
who give seant means and exact. full
but certain bar tender in Montgom-
cry can .yank you a spoonful OF near
beer and mug of foam and palm It
on on you for a glass OF beer and
Jungle song.
With war-club broken and bent.
With shield thrown on the ground,
An African chief on a leopard's skin
sits groaning--a mournful sound
E TerniSls sF R.a g int PSss Jumbo
Is slaughtering left and right
The tropical sun beats down
But the warrior bows HIS head.
He's taken in his sign because
All All the beasts are dead.
Kill Kill. XIII.
Elephants. lions and boara.
Terrible Ted. the "Bwano Tumbo."
Speaks death when his gun roars.
oh when shall the slaughter cease.
Is there no limis--say--
He kills six lions and ten giraffeA
Before the break OF da&,
Al a dollar q WORD to write,
Terrible Tod. the "Bwapo Tumbo."