New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1909-05-12


grating and its near neighbor Oswego. is get
ting ready TO try two ex-sheriffs. an ex-deputy
sheriff and an ex-county treasurer on a similar
charge. The Attorney General at the request Of
Osvegos District Attorney, has assigned a deputy
to prosecute the cases.
Bride-Here is telegram from papa
bridegroom teagerly)-What does he say
Brids ,readsI-3'Do not return and all will he
forgiven. Chicago Record-H Herald
THE Kansas City Star" in article on the
renowned Missouri mule. pays the faithful animal
some handsome compliments. THE fool mule
of the comic paper Is not such fool after ALL
saws The star" He takes care of himself and
tho barn men Of any big teaming company will
tell YOU pair Of mules will outlast two or three
vairs Of horses at hard work A mule could give
an athlete points training He will not over
cat or overdrink After hard work he will not eat
or drink until rested. lie seems 10 Know thet
he cost his owner no small sum. and will not
allow q careless driver 10 overwork him lie Is
not Of n nervous temperament. and loses no on
ergy worrying the horse does To the diseases
that attack the horse In the South he is immune
Fvorvthing considered the demand for the mule
IS A Just tribute 10 HIS usefulness MissoGrans
should have proper pride in the Missouri mule
the ideal beast of draft and burden for the South
Msster-You want large wages for boy who's
BoyDWeiI. amt st harder for when don't
know how?-London Opinion
Captain John G. Fremont or the battleship
Mississippi which went up the great river to re-
ceive silver service from the state whose name
she bears has endeared himself TO the people OF
the South by a telegram he sent to THE Charles
ton News and Courier" The South Carolina paper
wired 20 Captain Fremont: Resolution has been
introduced in the House objecting to the portrait
Of Jefferson Davis the silver service for the
ba,tleship Mississippi The News and Courier
would be pleased to have expression from YOU
TO whether YOU object. and why you do or not
His reply was: The navy is without sectional
prejudice. and its patriotism knows no boundaries
save those Of the great country at large. Frs
mont"
Lady-Will you send this rug on APPROVAL
Little Girl (who is with her motherG-Hadnt
on time. mamma? You know We give the party
tomorrow niGht-Ltte-
"Cleaning-up days" officially proclaimed by
their mayors. now observed in many OF the
upstate cities WATERFOWL has designated three
for this month. when all the people expected
70 rake. scrape. sweep and trim their yards. In
years past the movement has been great sue
cess. and The WATERFOWL Times declares that
no one thing has added much to the at
Effectiveness and health Of the city"
What makes YOU so sure you know exactly
Il got him to express his honest opinion as TO
the figure at which there should be exemption
from an income taX"-Washington Star
Governor Hughes's successful fight against
bookmaking at racetracks has given courage 10
many states to attack the evil California and
kentucky have cut out the "bookes" and now
Florida has taken a step in that direction. the
Senate having passed a bill prohibiting betting
on races. Maine has gone further and has
shut off the state stipend $500 year formerly
allowed the Sagadahoc Fair because gambling
was tolerated in the grounds last fall.
Wigwag-My wife said TO me this morning she
would never speak TO again.
Henpeckke-Good boy! Tell me what you did
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