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The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
DAILY DEATH LIST

Augusta Llenan. - years, 3l7 TWEEN
y-third, old age
julius kunkowfski 81 years, 3Sl
Lawton. pneumonia.
Caroline Frontfelter. 81 years. ia
Seldtn. senectus.
Helen puniske. IL months, 1JS TWEEN
ty-third: pneumonia.
Sabiena Stamsh. ~ years. 81 Nc
Oregon, pneumonia.
Earl Cady. : months. Ss5 Maybury
bronchitis.
John Forbes / month, s9l h.. Alex
andrine; nephritis
VILLA mt.rb, 80 years. Elolse. Mich. /.
heart disease.
Georgia Il Dubois. 3 months, chill
dr.n's Free hospital. hamilton.
August Bunk. SO years .SiS Brady
mitral incompetency.
frankie Ruppa. : months. 3l5 Gar
field. commissions
ROza koterska, 81 years 1893 Lee
land. pneumonia.
Marion &. Mas, 81 years. ST. Mary 5
hospital; shock.
Edith VI. Mosher. 10 months. 6gs Ma
comb; pneumonia
Louetta Cowles. II months, Harper
hospital, appendicitis.
Robert r.. West, ~ months 300 H.
Ora nd blvd. measles.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERURDAN LINES.

Detroit United lnterurhan Lines.
FLINT LiaiIEDs-s;lb q. M ana
ti5 IN Locals as , .or RS wa Sorr: and
o. m; IL D. IN. to oxford. Locals 70
Rochester and Romeo, a. M, and
every two hours TO 10 D. m: also IL
D. m.
PORT HURON LIMITEDs-7:45 q
m, lO:s5 a. m. S;sS .. m. $3.50 p. m.
1 aofs Asona a Marine Sfs ' City s AND PORT
DrGn to sos Marine g m 1! 70 M cl.msn ss
Rsnly qo $50 p ro Nc f. Clemens e ana rs
shore Line. hourly. 6:2s a. m. TO s:2S
m also IL p. m.
TOLEDO LIMIIEDS-s:2O a. m.
ta 5-0 lockwood O. o Newport S Sr Monroe s and
Toledo hourly. $40 a. m. 20 $50 .. m.
also $40 and IL .. m. for Monroe
i2'is and s.s5 p m. Locals for Jack:
SON "a IN and every two hours uatil
: o m: for Ann Arbor. a. M and
aogrly Until ,sHi,,d IL M nor p1y% sSs
two bouts until 7:30 D. M. also p. m.
and IL .. m Saline cars from Ypsi-
lanti
For wyandotte and Trenton-s:s3 a
m and hait-houriy 10 s:S9 D IN; hourly
TO 1888 !. n Sundays. nrst car at
7 .03. with halt-hourly ser vice through
! out
ror Royal Oak. Birm,nRham ana
PoHtiac--6.30 a. m, then half hourly
I until y. M. then hourly until IL y. m.
First car one-half hour litter on sun
day.
For Huntington and Northvilie--6 q
N and hourly until IL p M Foe
Orchard Lake and Pontiac. 8. Z. y. VI .
IN; 1. 3. ,, 4. 6. 7, ., IL p. m
Last cars await closing of thsatsrA
job Printing done right. Times frins-
ing Co. as John R-st. Phone lsss
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BANK DEPOSITS
SHOW BIC GAIN
DURING LAST IL MONTHS THERE
WAS AN INCREASE OF
Se.24o, 5000

LANSING, Mich, Feb % (Spe
cial Commissioner OF Banking Zim-
norman today issued an abstract of "A
report or the condition OF the state
banks for the period ending Feb. ,.
The report indicates that the 36,352
banks and SIX trust companies doing
business in Michigan are In flourish.
ing condition.
During the past six months the fol-
lowing increases have taken place:
Loans. discounts, mortgages and Sc
cuIities. s73S.91S80; commercial de-
POSTS. S2.S54, 0904l saving deposits,
So .223 .906.20
During the year there has been an
increase I'm loans discounts. etc. OF
81 925.292 IS. and in the total depos-
its. both commercial and savings OF
$g24O .630.36 The legal reserve of
banks at the close of business Feb. )
amounted TO S47,35s, l03.S6. The cash
reserve was sl5,177.26S1S. The value
OF banking property Is f5,l37 ,S57.60.
Undivided profits are $i.0l3, S5S.l5.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
NEGRO WOMAN, ZOO
YEARS OLD, is DEAD

PHILADELPHIA Feb. .6.-Sophia
Gray. aged 100. an inmate OF the
Home for Infrrn Colored Persons. at
Girard and Belmont-ayes.. is dead.
After weathering the trials OF life
for more than century in apparently
the best physical health, she began to
fail some weeks ago. Gradually she
became worse, and finally spent most
OF her time in bed
For several years she had been in
her second childhood, unlike her
"chuIn." Aunt" Mahala Ayers. who
also will be 100 years old In April.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
BIRTHS

GIRLS
William Reguhn, esi Rivard
Charles Hessler 254 Chestnut
E-TdinHli Baron van fc' Nopt p
jan Lawrence. fs2 Mitchell.
Vim SchOcnrock l443 Sheridan
Robert Ernst. 2S0-I<444k
Toney Levandowski. 236 Thirty
fourth.
George Hutwaite IL Eighth.
Charles Rhodes. -g4I Humboldt
BOYS
Arthur Robinson. 295 Fourth
Joseph Weissgcrbcr. is9 Seventeenth.
EwaId ScbCiwe. 1855 Van Dyke
Angela GornOni. a Hammond
John Wagner. 2a5 Howard
William Reiss 50 DalzelI.
EdMard Seeker. 1850 Twenty -hrtb.
Sylvester B!siszmAns, Use Harper
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
MORE WOMEN ARE
SENTENCED TO JAIL

LONDON, Feb. 26.-Another batch
OF sufTragettes we're sent 10 jail today
10 join their sisters VINO were SEN
fenced yesterday. Mrs. Despard, 4
sister of Sir John French, and dozen
other less known suffragettes who
were arrested for their attempt to
storm the house Of parliament on Feb.
Is. were sentenced TO 30 DAYS impris-
oument in the Holloway jail. Option
was given them to pay fines or give
bail, but they chose Imprisonment.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
WH0PPER
VOTE IN SCHOOL
ELECTIONS
PEOPLE NEVER MORE INTEREST
ED AND ALL SIGNS POINT TO
WATERLOO FOR The ADMINS.
TRATiON GANG.

The largest vote ever cast In an
election OF school inspectors will be
out next Monday, according 10 the pre-
dictions OF all who have made study
of the conditions this year. A large
vote will be favorable to the aati Mar
tindaie party, and che outlook IS. there
fore. for radical change I'm the make.
up OF that board
AS there may he difficulty in ac-
commodating all the voters, it will be
necessary Tor those who can TO vote
early In the day. Women voters. es-
pecially. should try TO vote during the
middle OF the morning. and the alter
noon as there will not then be so much
crowding ia the booths. In many pre-
cincts the vote is expected To be larg
er than that OF last fall on account Of
the number OF women voters partici-
pating.
The last days OF the fight are live
Tier than in any previous spring Team
work is being shown on both sides. In
spectors Burton and Goldberg have
spoken in every ward where there is
an election in behalf OF the anti-Mar-
tindae cause. while the Martindale in
spectors have also helped each other
in the same way.
Rumors of possible attempts TO use
some OF the precinct boards TO CON
troll the election by marking the bal
lots of illiterate voters for Martindale
men are current. To prevent TINS. the
reform party will ask Police Commits
sioner Smith TO detail his best men TO
these districts Challensers will also
be placed In every booth 10 see that
the law is obeyed regarding the voting
OF illiterates
I'VE shall win all along the line UNI
less there is crooked work, says In
spector Goldberg. The people are
aroused as u 80 bS'o
tons prevailing in the school board
and they will show their independ-
ence BY voting against the gang
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asuoIts at Cold Steel.

your only hope. said three doctors
10 Mrs. NJ E. Fisher. Detroit. Mich.
suffering from severe rectal trouble.
lies in an operation, then used Or.
Kings New Life Pills" she writes.
"till wholly cured" They prevent A9-
pendicitis, cure Constipation. Hean-
ache. At G. Kinsers, Central Drug
70 and GRAY a. Worcester's.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
HOLDS UP DECISION IN
ATTEMPT TO BAR CHURCH

Judge Murphy heard arguments
Thursday afternoon. in the action
brought by the Murphy and Avery es-
tates to restrain the ST. PauIs Eng.
lish Lutheran church society from
the erection OF a 100000 church at
Trumhull -Forest.ayes The es.
tates. owners OF the subdivision, OBJ
ject TO church in that vicinity.
claiming that the restrictions bar ev-
erything but residences
The church people claim that a
church is not nuisance, like sa-
loon or factory. and point 10 the fact
that the Scripps library is in the same
subdivision.
Jttdge Murphy withheld his decision
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
Shirt Eir,n Eaiia

The Banscombe- Watson-Clarke Co.
manufacturers OF shirts. shirtMaists
and neckties, with an office IN the
Lightner building, on Lafayette boule-
ward. made an assignment TO the Sc.
curity Trust Co. Friday morning for
the benefit Of creditors. The debts OF
the firm are put at S2,43l and the as
sets ct 81 $50.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
DON'T LIKE SMELLS FROM
MEAT PACKING PLANT

Sanitary Officer Fred G.. White
made complaint in the records court.
Friday. charging Hammond, Standish
& CO. with maintaining a Nuisance in
their plant at Michigan and Warren
ayes. The complaint SETS forth that
the vile odors emanating from the
place are nuisance TO the neighbors.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Harry ]. Blodgett, 81. Hamtramck
Myrtle Drew. 10. Detroit.
Michael ). Miller 2S, Victoria Mayes,
%.
Harry Howard. 40. Birdie Hidgon. IS.
William J. Workman, go Rose
Schroeder. Is.
John III green. 81. Dorothy NJ. Sell
lers 81
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
WRIGHT Quits Federal Court.

Charles Wright. who has been clerk
in the Office of United States District
Attorney Watson for two years. will
retire from that position Saturday TO
take up private practice. His place
will be taken by Guy NJ, Eggleston,
who has been stenographer in the
Office of Bankruptcy Referee Davock
Mr. Wright will have Offices with Dis
trict Attorney Watson in the Majestic
building.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
NON-UNION GUARD
BEATEN BY STRIKERS

CHICAGO, Feb. 26.-Rlot ATTENDED
the strike of teamsters and helpers
employed by the Wisconsin Lime &
Cement Co. Sixty-third-st. and Went.
worth-aye.. today The men walked out
two days ago. John Greenleaf, while
guarding a nOn-union driver, " as pull.
ed from the seat of wagon of the
company at West Flfty-seventh-st. and
Ashland-ave, by three men. who beat
him until he was almost insensible.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
REDUCED FARES WEST.

Mail a postal card TO Robert G.
Tones 212 Majestic building. Detroit.
.nd secure folders. land pamphlets and
complete information, free. by return
mail.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

MICH CREMATION ASSOCIATION. 3
per cent interest certificate good for
one cremation. II. Y. Kolb. Treas.
and General Manager, 1925 f. Boule-
ward. Phone Ridge 665.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
CHURCH NOTICES.

Maurice Penfield Fixes, d. D.
1920 A M.--ToMORRow-7:sO p. NJ
Woodward Ave. Baptist Church
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
Reforestration Conference On.

A conference on sale of tax lands
and reforestrstion is on ia the Board
OF Commerce Friday afternoon. the
members OF the Wayne delegation
having been invited 10 be present TO
discuss the matter with the boards
committee. Resolutions fayoring re.
forestration were passed 10y the di
rectors Of the Board OF Commerce
some time ago.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

Exorbitant
Prices Do Not
Mean Better Work

High. unreasonable prices Tor
dental services are no gnarantee Of
good work. Every day people ex~
press TO ms, their entire satisfaction
on the, completion OF our work. but
that's not enough for me. for tie
work must not only please when
done. bat continGe TO please after
:. 10 or more years have passed.
and IN order to assure patients that
my, work Is lasting ! give each
1O-ysar written guarantee. Abso-
Lutte Painless Methods. GRADUATES
Dentists.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

King Leopold. OF Belgium. has Offer
ed $4,000 prize for the hes, treatise
on aeronautics to be brought out this
year.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
MEETING NOTICES.

MASS CONVENTIONS are hereby called
for Thursday, March I. 1903. at 20
Gratiot-aVe, for state, county and
city TO nominate candidates for va
rious offices. TO be voted for al tile
coming spring elections. and transact
such other business as is proper. So 81
cialist Labor party. VIM Hoag.
chairman. ~. Richter. secretary.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
The.
People SPACES

classification In these columns.
one cent per word each insertion.
cash In ADVANCE. No advertise
ment inserted for less than Is
cents.
Persons whose names appear In
the telephone directories. may have
advertisements charged at above
rates Call
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
BEEL-MAIN 1893.
HOME-CITY 338s.

For the convenience or patrons
arrangements have been made with
the following to receive liner ad-
VIC -isements at the same rate as
charged at the home office.
EAST SIDE.
Hong Coal Co., asa Easi
Canfeld-ave
Mt. Elliott Pharmacy. Mt. Elliott and
Gratiot- avcs
=. Brovn. 1859 Jefferson ave-
.. McPherson, 2400 Gratiot-ave.. oppo'
site car barns.
WEST SIDE.
e. q. Eansor. 500 Grand River-ave
Turner stanton, 166 Myrtle-st.
r. b. DriscOll, Az Michigan-ave.
J. w. Willard, 1919 Forrest. west
w. w. Bush. Goa Michigan-ave.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

Molders for
position out OF town. First
class men for light and large
Z ornamental surface work. State
age. experience and wages ex-
peoted. Address BRASS
MOULDER. Care Detroit
Tinesl"
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ron sAI.E--FARMs

WRITE for Mayors farm list Many
bargains such as this 20 acres. GO
Improved. good small buildings
woven wire fence: located in Gafay-
cite Gratiot Co. price t2.s00 "
MAYER. JR. Merrill Mich.
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27
kEsTAUaAxTs.

In Detroit Life Is Worth Living.
II you get ioc meal at the Utopls
restaurant. ~ Bagley-ave JOE
BDDDRE
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

TO HENT-tLATS.
FLATS TO RENT CHEAP.
With i've large rooms. over brick st0re.
fO2 Michigan-aye. Apply lis Wood
ward
The Detroit times., 1909-02-27

7 IT T > KNNBII 10
SCHOOL. OF DANCING
SO and IS East Adams: - years De-
TROLLS foremost school No embar-
RAISING features and good associa-
tions.
New class for beginners Monday
evening, March !. Advanced class
March 2. Write or phone Q3l4) for
circular.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
PARISH AS BIG AS NEW YORK
Rev. Leonard J. chrIstler 10 Wide
Range Divine With Political
Procllvlties.

An unusual clergyman is in st. Paul
--one whose parish Is 400 miles long
and about 100 miles wide, and contains
twenty-five meeting places. His name
is Leonard ]. Christler, and besides
being minister he Is q member OF
the Montana legislature, Democrat
who was elected In district that is
strongly Republican.
Mr.. Christler became lawmaker
because Of his great enthusiasm for
the state into which he moved only
three years ago.
Two train loads of homeseekers are
going from st. Paul to Montana next
Tuesday" said Mr.. Christler yester-
day. They'll help make the state
grow greater, and help make the
church grow stronger"
His parish line runs generally east
and west along the Great Northern,
and he can also use the Montana Gen.
trail road toward the south. But there
are several towns not on either line,
and to these he makes his visits by
stage or on horseback, distances Of
from forty to seventy miles.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13

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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
THE STORY.

s. ERUSALEM, you say, is the place
y where the God of the Jews has
his dwelling place." Numbered Anti
ochus, IN derision. This God, you
say, fights for his people. BY the gods
that watch over and give victory to
Antiochus will cove to Jerusalem
and make 1t the common burying
ground of the Jews" And in a rage,
terrible to see, the great warrior
strobe up and down in his palace at
Ecbatane, while awful cursings flowed
from his lips in a perfect torrent
Only the day before he had reached
Ecbatone, and the bitter defeat which
he had suffered at the hands OF the
Persians at Persepolis when he had
gone about the robbing of their tenn
pie still ranked in his veins. For this
reason he was i'll prepared to hear of
the rout of Nicanor's army by the
Jews under Maccabeus. His had been
defeat and retreat before the fren-
xied host of q mighty city, but Mica
nor had lost over $4,000 Of his army
when contending with only 5000
poorly-eQuipped Jews. Such defeat
seemed inexplicable and inexcusable,
and when the messenger who brought
the tidings went on to declare that
the Jews had mighty God who
fought for them he laughed in mad
derision and burst forth with the
proud boast with which our story
opens. He would heap contempt upon
the God of the Jews. He would make
Jerusalem q burying ground for the
despised Israelites.
"But It IL Nicanor himself who de-
,clares this" expostulated the mes.
senger. He says that the God Of the
Jews came down between them and
his strong army 30 that he was pow
erless to do them hurt. And wher
with holiness he sought to push the
battle this God Of the Jews turned
and cast spell upon his army 81
that they fell before the swords of the
Jews a. the wheat straw falls before
the hand Of the reaper"
Again the derisive. half-mad laugh
Of Antiochus rang through the grea
audience room, and again he swors
awful curses against the God Of the
Jews and boasted what he would d.
with their temple.
But II this God Of the Jews IL I
living God and does come to the ali
Of his people," ventured the conn
Dental adviser, who was standing
near.
Would you taunt me with weak
ness and fearf" fairly beloved An
tiochus. livid with rage. Does mo-
AntiochuA stand among the gods. and
who II this God of the Jews that W
should fear himr' Then turning 4
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
FINE RECIPE FOR COLDS.

I Any druggist can supply these In.
gradients or win get them from his
Wholesale house.
mix half pint of good whiskey, two
ounces Of glycerine; half ounce Of
Concentrated pine compound. Shake
the bottle well each time and use In
doses Of teaspoonful to a Tablespoons
full four times day" This prescrip
ton is said to work wonders.
The Concentrated pine IL special
pine product and comes only in hall
ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air.
tight case, but be sure It is labeled
Concentrated"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
RASH ALL OVER BOYS BODY
Awful, crusted, Weeping Eczema on
Little sufferer-A Score Of Treat.
ments Prove Dismal Failures.
Cure Achieved by cutlcura.

my little boy had an awful rash all
over his body and the doctor said II
was eczema. It was terrible, and used
to water awfully. Any place the water
went 1t would form another sore and II
would become crusted. A score or
more physicians failed utterly and dis.
mally in their efforts to remove the
trouble Then I was told to use the
Cuticura Remedies. got cake OF
Cuticura Soap, box Of Cuticura Oint'
ment and bottle Of Cuticura Re-
solvent, and before we had used half
the Resolvent l could see change In
him. In about two months he was en-.
tirely well. George F. Lambert, 1879
West Centre St., Mahanoy City, Pa.
Sept. 26 and Nov. 4, 1907"
Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
sEMoNETrE.

True repentance never feels the
impulse Of the bargaining spirit.
That 10, repentance, 90 called,
which comes from a desire to o.
cape Impending consequences Of
wrong doing, 10 not repentance.
Repentance, first Of all, 10
consciousness Of the evil Of
wrong doing.
, Next, II Is complete surrender
Of the lower self to the higher
self which 10 struggling for rec
ignition.
; Third, II 10 the turning, the
right about face, from wrong to
right, from evil to the good.
Repentance is a sincere I'm
pulse Of the heart which finds
expression In the word and deed.
Judas repented Of the great
wrong which he had done, and
turning his back upon the Christ
who could have saved him went
out and hanged himself.
The thief on the cross sud-
denly stricken with a full con-
seriousness Of the wIckedness Of
his life turned In true repent
ance towards his only source Of
help and found soIace In the
promise Of Jesus Of place with
him In paradise.
In the striking bit Of history
which Is used as the basis of our
story, we find the proud and
viIIainous king, Antiochus, bow
ing his head In remorse when
brought on by his sin was rot
aIng away his body, and he
sought to buy deliverance by an
outward show Of devotion.
"But for all this" says the
record, "hls pains would not
cease; for the just judgment Of
God was come upon him."
In Hebrews we read this re-
markabIe passage:
Looking diligently lest any
man fall Of the race Of God;
lest any root Of bitterness
sprlnging up trouble you, and
thereby many be defiIed; lest
there be any fornicator, or pro-
fame person, as Esau, who for a
morsel Of meat sold his birth
right. For ye know how that
afterward, when he would have
inherited the blessing, he was
rejected: for he found no place
Of repentance, though he sought
Il with many tears"
Bring forth fruits meet for
repentance" was John the Bap-
lists message, and Il 10 the mes
sage we need to-day.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
The Best Food for Workers.

The best food for those who work
with hand or brain is never high
priced.
The best example of this is found In
Quaker Oats. It stands at the top
among foods that supply nourishment
and vigor. without taxing the diges-
ton, and yet 1t is the least expensive
food one can eat.
This great food value and low cost
make 1t an ideal food for families who
want to get the greatest good from
what they eat.
Laborers, factory or farm hands, fed
plentifully on Quaker Oats will work
better and with less fatigue than If
fed on almost any other kind of food
All of these facts we're proved and
very interesting information about
human foods were gathered by Pro-
lessor Fisher of Yale University in
1908 In addition to the regular pack
age Quaker Oats is packed in large
sized family packages either with or
without china dishes. 8
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
NOT so BAD.

Nervous Lady-Don't your expert
ments brighten you terribly, profess
sor? / hear that your assistant met
with horrible death by falling four
thousand feet from an aeroplane.
Bold Aviator-Oh, that report was
greatly exaggerated.
Nervous Lady-Exaggerated! How ?
Bold Aviator-It wasn't much more
than two thousand five hundred feet
that he fell.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
Mistaken Identity.

II always did enjoy that scene in
which Hamlet comes out and solilo-
quizes," said Mr.. Cumrox.
"My DEAR" replied his wife, you
are confused again. You have gotten
Hamlet mixed up with that vaudeville
person who comes out and throws his
voice."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
TWO ~ = Kind.

Mrs. Boggs-I hate to have man
always complaining about some little
thing. Now, my husband is continual
ly harping on the lace curtains.
Mrs. Woggs-Yes. and my husband
has keen kicking on our front door
every morning at three o'clock for the
last 20 years.-Puck.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
Unusual Luck.

$50 you've rented that haunted
house which was on your hands SO
long?"
YES; rented it to an actor"
did he find out its reputation"
That's the very thing that decided
him to take the house."
Rather surprising!"
HE said 1t would be such comfort
for him to get inside of house
where the ghost walked every night"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13

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health and kept me
from the Onpratin0
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-11-13
Busted

Many man goes broke-in Health
then wealth. Blames his mind
says It don't work right; but all the
time it's his 6oweis. They don't work
liver dead and the whole system gets
clogged with poison. Nothing kills
good, clean-cut brain action like con-
stipation. CASCARETS will relieve
and cure. Try 1t now. Ms
CAsCARETS loo boz for weeks
treatment. All druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes q month.