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Women's Waists.

~ L.
99c-Of Union linen, tucked and
hand-embroidered.
S9c-0 mercerized hatiste, with
yoke of tucks and fine lace insertion
forming deep pointed yoke, fin
iShed with medallons.
~ .29-Of soft-finished lawn, with
nine rows of embroidery insertion,
forming an all-oyer embroidery et.
feet; buttoned in front and finished
with a pleated ruffle; embroidery
collar and sleeve, finished with
pleatlng.
81 .9S-N sheer tatiste, with very
elaborate yoke of Val. and Plau.n lace
Insertion, with heavy medallion in
centre; rows of Val. and Plauen lace
Insertion on sleeve.
81 9S-Of sheer bat!ste, finished
with side pleats and tucks; buttoned
on the Side with pleated ruffle of
lace, finished with colored scaloped
embroidery edge.
81 .9S-N "Japanlca" silk, the front
formed of half-inch tucks, with
graduated, pleated jabot; trimming
Of covered buttons; In all the new
shades.
SZ07-Q mercerzed batlste, with
yoke OF combination laces and em-
bro!dery medalions; trimmed back,
clusters OF tucks on sleeves.
$Z.97-Ot crepe; trimmed with
many rows of Cluny lace insertion
and rows OF Baby Irish and finished
With crochet buttonsj open In front.
$2,97-Ot mrquIsetts, In two prst-
ty models-trimmed with very fine
lace Insertion, In a yoke design or
In straight lines and finished with
fine tucks.
IS 9o-Of extra quality crepe, trons
and back trimmed with rows OF
CMny lace insertion to form A
round or square yokel finished with
crochet buttons sleeves and collar
trimmed with CIuny lace insertion,
IS 9o-Ot very fine mererlzed ba-
tIsts, the front trimmed with Cluny
and German Val. insertion, In a Ora
elan PATTERN finished with crochet
bultoniI sleeves trimmed to match,
$3,9o-Ot good quality black tafteta,
with rows Of tiny tucks and opening
down front with A boI-plsat finished
with knlfs-pleatsd ruffla,
$4,9o-Ot striped taffeta silk, In a
ssml.talIofsd modsli graduated tucks
from shoulder, trimmed with braid
and tat!sli to form A yoke, the trim
ming extending to tho bottom OF tho
waist slssys trimmed,
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If 1T DISAPPEARS, IT'S ECZEMA
How to Tell Whether Skin Affection
Is an Inherited Blood Disease or Not.

Sometimes It 1, hard to determine whether
skin affection Is q sign OF blood disorder
or simply a form OF eczema. Even physI-
clans are often puzzled In their diagnosis
The best way for any one afflicted is to go
to Hegeman's, Riker's, Kallsh's, Kinsman's
Jungmann's or any good druggist who ham
dies pure drugs and obtain so cents worth
OF poslam. Apply this. and II the itching
stops at once and the trouble is cured In a
few days Il may be set down as having
been eczema. as this is the way poslam acts
in the worst cases OF eczema and In curing
acne, herpes. blotches. letter. piles, sal,
rheum. rash. barber's and other forms OF
itch, scaly scalp and all surface skin al
fectlons.
Those who will write to the Emergency
Laboratories. No. 90 West Twenty-fith
Street New York, can secure by mail free
OF charge supply sufficient to cure
small eczema surface or clear complexion
overnight and remove pimples In twenty
four hours.
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FlREMEN SAVE LIVES At
OFFICE BUILDING BLAZE.
Shannon Building, Norwich, Conn.,,
Destroyed and Other Structures
Damaged-Loss $4,000.

NORWICH, Conn. Feb 9.-Fire early
to-day destroyed the Shannon Building
at Shetucket and Main streets. contain
Ing offices, living apartments and stores,
and burned the upper stories OF the
Chelsea Bank Building on the south,
and the Reid & Hughes store on the
east. A small one.story structure, the
-Plaut & Gladden. Building. standing be-
tween the Reid & Hughes Building and
the Shannon Block, and occupied by the
former was also burned. Many OF the
occupants OF the Shannon Block had
narrow escapes. some OF them having TO
be carried down the ladders by the fire.
men.
On the upper floors OF the Shannon
block were forty offices and apartments,
and the rescue OF many OF the occupants
was attended with spectacular features.
Prof. Lowth was taken from q window
OF his room on the third floor. DIT.
Louise Miner was found asleep In her
room, was awakened and taken down a
ladder to the street. Others were res
cued In the same manner, and still
others got out unaided.
Scarcity Of water humpered the FIRE
men. The total loss Is estimated at
epo,c0o
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HAGG|N'S GRANDSON
EL0PES TO JERSEY
Lounsbery and Miss Seaver,
Engaged Six Months, Fl
nally Run Away.

Although they had been engaged for
six months, their friends learned with
surprise to-day Of the wedding OF Miss
Rhea Isabelle Seaver and Ron All Ilag-
gin Lounsbery, who slipped away un-
accompanied TO Jersey City yestef-
day and were married. Mr.. Lounsbery
Is q grandson OF James B. Haggin.
the millionaire and turtman.
The couple came Immediately over
from Jersey City after the ceremony
and received the parental blessing OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard p. Lounsbe.y, at
their home. No II East Fifty-second
street. Then they went to the Hotel
Wolcott, where they will stay until
they leave, next week. for Europe.
The bride is pretty, twenty-four years
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old and Is the daughter OF Charles
Seaver, OF Detroit, Mich, but she has
lived for some years with her uncle and
aunt Mr., and Mrs. Charles Bren. "
Ithaca, Mich, She met Mr. Lounsbery
Is a musician 0: ability and will continue
her studies h ..ur0pe.
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Lincoln Literature. Ii. Fl.

"Reminiscences Of Abraham Lincoln
$40.
Story Life OF Lincoln, Wayne Whip.
pie, Si.5S,
Abraham Lincoln, John T. Morse, 4
vols, $40.
Abraham Lincoln, for Boys and
girls, 24t.
Speeches OF Abraham Lincoln
Sl.OS,
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

The Sunday World win give with It's neIt
Issue the song hit Of the Yankee Prince, en-
Titled "From the Land Of Dreams," words
asd music complete. The song 10 by George
N. Cehan and 10 one Of his best from that
rolilcking musical comedy.
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Dress Shirts. Main r,oo,

White Pleatai-bo0m Shirts,
made BY a well-Snown Troy man
utacturer, iiani-launiered. The
usual price Si.Oo; special, SO.
Complete range of sizes and all
sleeve lengths.
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Cretonnes and Organizes


IMPORTED CRETONNES.
g in. wide, were 100. A yard; re-
duted to SAC.
3 in. wide, were soc. and 94c. 4
yard reduced to 4Sc.
SO in. wide, were csc 4 yard; now
69c.
50 In. wide wise si.9S and s2.24 a
yard; now Csc.
So in. wide, were s.,eS and s274 a
yard; now 1924.
Domestic Creonnes, good range OF
colorings and designs. regularly sold
at tSc. and 22c. A yard; special, i2c,
and ,6c.
Fancy Striped Osgandie, good range
OF colors; sold elsewhere at 25c,;
our price, a yard, tSc.
Fancy Colored Dimty, popular
STYLES; elsewhere CSC. a yard; our
price, 24c.
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lincoln Postal Cards, per doz, i2c.
FLAGS 9th Fl.

Best quality U. S. standard wool
bunting, douhle-Sewed stars, full
measurements; size SKIS #, $3.50.
Other sizes:
= * feet, at 6oc. * 6feet, $3.50
2l?y4 feet, at SOC. 6xiO feet, $500
) Ks feet, si,44 S1i2 feet, $3.50
ioxi5 feet, $500,
American silk Flags, mounted
on ebonizei staff with gilded
spear:
4 x oinches, &c. i6x24 In, $40
8 xi2 inches, Tic. 2+S36 In, 66c
t1xiS inches, &c. 32S+S in, SAT-
Cotton American Flags:
i2xiS inches, &c, 16x24 In, &c
a+x36 inches, iSc.
Flag Poles, hardwood, oak finish,
complete with halyards, s-f, Soc,
loft, 4+c.i taft, SIC.
Flag Pole Holders, made OF Iron,
900, 69c. and VAC,
Sale of Dog Fittings. 9th Fl,
At i749-Dog Collars, sterling Sill
yer mounted, various shapes and
Styles were sio.S9 to si3.24,
At s3,74-Dog Collars, assorted
stylsIl nickel and brass trimmed,
were S5.49 to $3.50,
At 81 .49-Dog Collars, assorted
stylesi were 1924 to s4,56,
Alta c-Dog Collars, reduced from
Si.9S,
At 49c.-Dog Collars, were 20, to
9Bo,
At "a ,io-Dog Blankets former
prices ranged up to 1894.
At ~ ,97-Dog Blanketsj former
prices ranged up to b4.59.
At 81 .9s-Dog planketsi former
prices ranged up to 1904,
At 81 .49-Dog Blankets; former
prices ranged up to s2,+9.
At 9So.-Dog Blankets former
prices ranged up to $3.50,
At 81 ,74-Dog Harness; former
prices ranged up to B.a+.
At 64e,-Whips; former prisa
ranged up to $40,
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Coats and Capes
Second Floor.

1919. "a Long Broadcoth Goats and Capes in black
and light shades suitable, for street or eve
ming wear in various effective models richly trimmed
and splenddly lined.
%14 "a Broadcloth Capes, the "Lberty" model, cut
long and full and finished with hood and silk
cord and taSsel fastening; shown in pastel shades lined
Throughout with soft quilted silk.
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Women's Petticoats I'd

umbrella tlounce, tucked and fin.
ished with two narrow rutFles;
$500 quality, SOC.
Black Wool Jersey Petticoats, with
deep umbrella flounce of change
able taffeta silk; percallne undeTlay;
"Eppo" make. s+25 quality, s2.97.
Taiieta silk petticoats, Of good quail
ity, made with deep tucked flounce
and percalint underlay; $500 quail
ity, 1897.
Wells and Veilings ,.rl,
Our stock contains all the Euro
pean and American Novelties in
Wells and Veiling-also the staple
styles.
There are many charming
styles of Chiffon, Net and Lace
Scarf Wells, plain, striped and
shaded effects for automobile,
theatre and steamer wear,
Among the plain effects we
have Waterproof Maine in six.
ty different shades.
Woven Maggie, Russian Net and
Plain and Fancy Mesh Tuxedo Veil
Ink, In both chenille and velvet spot
effects, IS inches wide; i9c. to $3.50
8 yard.
Chiffon Cloth Yelling, IS to a
inches wide; 4Sc, to o9c. a yard.
Mourning Wells, In Brussels, Tosca,
Russian and Plain or Fancy Mesh
Tuxedo Wells; ribbon Nor crepe
I trimmed, 4vc. to a.96 each.
Crayenetts Mourning Wells (water-
proof, In a variety OF styles and
sizes; CSC, to $3.50.
For Special Selling
Russian Net, Woven Maggie,
Chantilly and Plain and Chenille
Dotted Tuxados, IS inches wide;
values up to 39c a yard, special,
2ic.
Steamer Rugs basement,
The "Vicuna" Rug, soft-hnbhed,
plain tan, full fringed, 62x72
Inches, usually sold at 5000; spe-
clal, $3.48
Atwood Reversible Scotch Plaid
Rugs, 6OX72 inches, usually sold at
$780, special, $6.S0
Foreign Rugs, our own lmporta-
tions, ranging up to 5000,
Sale of Framed Pictures.
Third Floor
Circular Pictures, in colorS--
1.-THE Greatest of These Is Char.
lty," dark hardwood frames, with
name plate; sold elsewhere at
$500; our pdca ,,,,,, $l.98
Pictures from life" In black and.
whItsi also other subjects in oolors
elsewhere 81 ,ooi our price, .,,. ,no1
Coaching Pictures, in colors, framed
In dark oak elsewhere $780, Our
prlea ,t,rtt,,,,.l,,,,,,,.,.,,,eee
Christy Celorsd Pictures, black oak
framesj elsewhere fl,3ii our price,
C7c
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Sewing Machine,

INNl FlOcr'
Special Lot Of High-grade Sew.
ing Machines, five-drawer, auto
matte drop, including full set of
attachments, 1880.
Automatic Drop-Head Sewing Ma
chimes, five drawers, were 5000,
now al 1879.
Cabinet Sewing Machines, desk top
and automatic In, wer. 1879, now
sj4s9.
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Macy's Collars. Main r,oo,

Both sides Of the "Macy" Col.
lars are pure linen. They come IN
the newest shapes and fit perfectly,
No Collar is better made. Quar-.
ter sizes, Half dozen for 79c;
SinglY, iIc.
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Women's Suits.-:a FL.

The weather won't steady, Mid.
seasons by the calendar. But the
mercury says between seasons"
Therefore, you want between
seasons Dress. Here il Is:
New model, made Of imported serge
or hroaicloth, trimmed with self
coorei hengaline silk,
The tailoring is all It should be.
Well lined. Sizes for large and small
women. Price, S29.7+.
Don't think this is a regular s2974
suit They were made to command
fourth more,
$34.74. Spring Suits, mad. Of
fine imported serge in black,
navy, violet, palm green, electric and
ashes Of roses.
The skirts are novel In the sense
Of being in a new design; Jackets
lined with pastel tinted silk.
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FEMININE NEWS NOTES.

Nine. Curie has been appointed
chief professor of physics at the Uni
versity of Paris.
Mrs. Eleanor Merron Cowper, act
ress and playwright. shot herself and
died in New York City.
Miss Ruth II. Northrop, of Nor
witch, Conn, has won the scholarship
offered by the Norwich Art Students
Association.
Two Brooklyn girls startled a mag
istrate by threatening to horsewhip a
young woman If she didn't "1eave
father alone"
Members OF DIR. Parkhurst's con-
gregation in New York City approved
the Doctors objections to Merry
Widow" hats in church.
Jane Adams, DR.. Cornelia De Bey
and Mrs. Emmons Blaine, whose
terms on the Chicago school board
expired, have not been reappointed.
A mems league for women suff-
rage has been formed in Holland, and
the Lutheran Church in that country
has given women a vote in all church
affairs.
Miss Mary e. Cheek, of Toboso,
Ohio, is the only regularly appointed
woman rural mail carrier in the
State. She has served in this capacity
for six years.
A Hankow newspaper states that
two enterprising young Chinese girls
have left that city on pleasure trip
to England and America. They will
study domestic life.
Miss Bertha Duppler, secretary to
four Chicago postmasters, and said to
have been the highest salaried wom-
an In the postal service, was married
20 Jacob Baur, a prominent business
man.
Miss Julia Morrow has charge of
the work of establishing a school to
train young men and women to be-
come rescue and purity workers in
Cincinnati, Ohio. She is the corre-
spending secretary of the National
Purity Federation.
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THE CAUSE AND CURE OF
NERVOUSNESS.

DIR. Samuel McComb, the assistant
OF the Rev. DR.. Worcester, of En-
manuel Episcopal Church In Boston.
who last winter conducted a GLASS
for the Moral Treatment of Nervous
Disorders" writes in Harper's Bazaar
as follows:
Valuable as is suggestion, 1t fs
second in Importance to moral re-
education. After all, one of the
main roots of neurasthenic misery 70
a moral one-egotism. The sufferer
thinks too much about herself She
interprets the universe in terms of
friendliness or hostility to her own
petty interests. She broods over real
or fancied Ills; she becomes morbid
or melancholy; or she is the play
thing OF a representative conscience,
magnilying varied offences, the mere
crudities, 1t may be, of an unripened
experience, into fragrant crimes
against God and man. She passes her
time in dark and sombre reveries,
unable to do anything, burden TO
herself and her friends. Well is It
for such a sufferer II she fall into
the hands of a physician who is also
a moralist and psychologist. He
will, by persuasion and sound In
struction, seek to change the centre
OF gravity in her inner life; he will
warn her against the power of atten-
ton and introspection to originate
and to develop states; he will stir her
latent interest and rouse her dormant
energies and capacities, in order to
make an end of fruitless inactivity,
and fill her days with peace and con-
tentment The nervous" woman
needs, above all things. a mental and
moral re-education. She needs to
be taught how to keep a healthy idea
in the focus OF consciousness, and
how to keep unhealthy and morbid
ideas on the outskirts Of her mind.
Her emotional nature requires dis
cipline."
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WISE WORDS.
Worry Is half of WEAKNESS.

Worry Is half Of WEAKNESS.
Paradise is not found by fleeing
from pain.
Revenge never is so sweet as when
foregone.
The critical eye remains longest in
ignorance.
No man is undone as long as he has
work to do.
You cannot bless men until you be-
lieve sin them.
lie is lost already to whom sacri-
flee appears as folly.
The saddest slavery is that of being
ruled by our pleasures.
The sins we wink at to-day are the
ones we wed tomorrow
Spiritually the most helpless are
those who refuse to help.
Life barriers that resist all force
crumble before friendship.
The fool is known by Offering his
forethought after the event.
To-morrow's burdens always prove
too much for to-day's back.
You have no right to set up your
fad as another mans faith.
Keep the heart healthy and happt-
ness will take care OF itself.
Nothing heals our own wounds
quicker than helping others.
Men are to be known by their aims
rather than by their origins.
If you would be far-sighted you
must learn to live on the heights.
It's a sad day when a man lets his
interests determine his principles.
The secret of success lies some
whore between wishing and willing.
The weariest man in this world is
the one who is running from work.
Sometimes fleeing from the devil
is only pretext for fleeing from
duty
Religion has no home in the man
who does not show his religion at
/ home.
Our own sins grow fast behind our
| backs while we are gazing at the
| faults of our nelghbors.
It IS better occasionally to do a
| foolish act Of charity than to COM
nit the folly of an uncharitable life.
The man who can make HIS chill
dren smile does not need to worry
/ over his inability to preach sermons.
From Sentence Sermons" in the
/ Chicago Tribune.
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RECIPES

Marshmallow Cream. - One can
sliced pineapple, one-half pound
marshmallows, one Jar OF cream;
soak marshmallows in pineapple,
which has been put through chop
per; when thoroughly blended, add
cream which has been whipped until
stiff serve in sherbet cups and place
candied cherries and angelique on
top.
Spanish Butter-Put one quart OF
nice sweet milk in a porcelain lined
dish with white sifted sugar, one
pound -four and ground cinnamon,
each one teaspoonful; simmer, stir.
ring occasionally, five or six hours.
or until the proper consistence when
a little is cooled. To be eaten cold,
as pudding sauce, or on bread fol
children.
Fruit Cream.-Halffll a mould
with sliced bananas and shredded
pineapple in alternate layers; pre-.
pare cream by dissolving half an
ounce of gelatine in a gill of water,
add the grated peel and juice of one
sugar. and half a pint of sherry;
put over the fire and cook until the
sugar is thoroughly melted, then
strain; after it cools, but before gela,
tine is set, add a pint of cream and
beat all thoroughly together; pour
over fruit in mould and put on ice
until served
Cucumber Sweet Pickles.-Pare IL
large cucunbers and take out the
pulp; cut them in strips about two
inches wide and three or four inches
long; let them stand few minutes
take two pounds of sugar, one pint
Of vinegar. one ounce OF cinnamon
one-half ounce OF cloves; boil togeth.
or and skim; then put IN the cucum.
bers; let them cook until tender;
then take them out and let the liquor
cook Is minutes; pour this over The
cucumbers and cover tight.
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Tinfoil, which Is used extensively
for wrapping tobacco, certain food
products and other articles OF com
merce, is a combination OF lead with
q thin coating Of tin on each side. It
IS made fin the following mannera
First, a thin pipe is made OF a thick
ness proportionate TO its diameter.
The pipe is then filed with molten
lead and rolled or beaten 20 the OK
tremo thickness required In this
process the tin coating spreads sim
ultaueously with the spreading OF the
lead core, and continuously main
tains a thin, even coating OF tin on
each side OF the centre sheet OF lead
even though it may be reduced to q
thiuness of O.O0t inch or less. Chic
ago Journal
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ORIGIN Of Geography.

The Phoeniclans were the first peo-
pie to communicate to other nations
a knowledge OF distant lands It is
now known that before the time OF
Homer that onterprlsing people had
passed beyond the limits OF the Med
iterrancan into the great Western
ocean, and it was by their sailors
that the first rough charts OF the
world ass then known were made.
But geography as q science originated
among the Greeks, It's real father
being Herodotus of Halicarnassus,
about b. g asa.
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EVANSVILLE, CALHOUN COUNTY. w. VA.
THE SEASONS.

Ten little toes find their smoth'ring walls uncose
Releasing to the and TO the airl
And they squirm and wrigge, pert;
And they dig the fresh, moist dirt;
"Oh, it's springl We're out of prison." they declare
Ten little toes where the mighty flows,
Froicked with the ripples and the sand
And they blstered and they burned,
And a golden brown they turned.
Hip hurrahl" they cry. Now summer is at hand
Ten little toes crowded, goodness knows,
Back again within the prison WALL
And they found il rather cramped,
AS to school their tramped
And they said among themselves: "Heigho, tits fall"
Ten little toes their way most froze
No matter tho their prison walls were stoutl
"Phewl We're mighty glad" they CRIED
"That to-day we're not outside
For It's evident that winter is about"
Edwin l.. Sabn, in st. Mic
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HIGH HEADS

Patience-"That grocer of ours Is
asking thirty cents apiece for cab
bages. Isn't that rather ridiculous?"
Patrice-"Well that family always
did hold their heads high. Yonkers
Statesman.
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EXPERIENcn.

Gle never parts with a cent"
"Well?"
He'll never get any experience
that way"
He'll never need'any. Experience
merely consists of parting with money
unwisely Kansas City Journal.
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MERE BEGINNERS.

Mrs. McCall-"The haven't been
keeping house very long, have they?"
Mrs. Hiram Often" Gracious. no.
Why, she can recall the names of all
the servant girls they have had. -
Philadelphia Press.
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TAKING lis MEAsuRE.

"Mr Bliggins never seems to think
OF anything that is worth saying. &"
said one young woman.
II don't know about that" replied
the other. He certainly never says
anything that seems worth thinking. -
Washington Star.
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The airshlp Is coming and tho Jap.
anese, with thelr skill in using BAN
boo and other llght and tough mate
rails. will lead the world in it's con.
struction when the right pattern has
been evolved. allies the Christian
Register But a feet of airships would
hardly be ms dangerous and destruc.
tive as a Eight of grasshoppers.
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BETTER AND WORSE.

FLOWS yer husband arfter the ac-
cident, Mrs Ginnerty?"
Faith, sumtoimes he's betther an
sumtoimes he's wurse, but frum the
way he swears and Wills an takes on
whin he's betther, OF think he's bet
Their whin he's wurse Puck.
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"I didn't know young snobbcrly
really took any interest in politics. '
Nonsense He Doesn't
But I just heard him talking for
the past ten minutes about party
ties.
Oh! He means white lawn bows. q"
Catholic Standard and Times.
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WAITING MORE INFORMATION.

"You don't seem much concerned
over the service Of those divorce
papers"
Too soon yet" replied the actress.
II don't know whether it's a scheme
of my husband or of the press agent"
philadelphia Ledger.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1909-01-26
HOMEMADE JEWE1.RY.

II wonder whar that gal is? I
haint seen her this hour am q half"
She amt fur" replied the old
man. Last time I seen her she wuz
KILN couple of rattlesnakes to-
git rattles enough TO make "a necklace
to wear to the party! "-Auanta Com
stltution.