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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1909-11-25

Thy dark meat and thy white meat fondly we
Suffuse with gravy in our revelry
And then, with pleasure rife,
Each dainty morsel neatly tuck away y
Upon Thanksgiving day. "tp
Thou'rt nobler than the canvasback or goose,
The lordly shanghai or the ortolan
Or any other minstrel that is loose
From Tuscaloosa to Cape Mary Ann.
Compared with thee the woodcock is a mere
Delusion-all in all;
The upland plover ne'er can be thy peer,
Beside thee to the epioure and seer
The prairie hen is small;
Thou art tho bird of freedom anyway
Upon Thanksgiving day
New York Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
FOR AGED PEOPLE.
Old Folks Should Be Careful in Their
Selection Of Regulatiye
Medicine.

With advanced age comes inactive
bowel movement and sluggish liver.
Nature is unable to perform her
proper functions and requires as
sistance. Otherwise, there is con.
slant suffering from constipation
and its attendant evils. Old
folks should never use physic that
is harsh and irritating.
We have safe, dependable and
altogether ideal remedy that is par
ticularly adapted to the require
ments of aged people and persons
of weak constitutions who suffer
from constipation or other bowel
disorder. We are so certain that
lit will cure these. complaints and
give absolute satisfaction in every
particular that we offer them with
our personal guarantee that they
shall cost the user nothing if they
fail to substantiate our claims.
This remedy is called Rexall Order
lies
Rexall Orderlies have soothing,
healing, strengthening, tonic and
regulative action upon the dry,
relax muscular coat of the bowel.
They produce natural, successive
contraction and relaxation of the
muscular fbres of the bowel
walls, generating a wave-like mo-
ton which forces their contents
onward and outward; thus Stimulating
nature in perfect bowel movement.
They also remove all irritation,
dryness, soreness and weakness.
They tone up and strengthen the
nerves and muscles and restore the
bowels and associate organs to
more vigorous and healthy activity.
They may be taken at any time
without inconvenience, do not cause
any gripping, nausea, diarrhea, ex-
cessive looseness, fatulence or other
disagreeable effect. Try Rexall
Orderlies on our guarantee. SO
tablets Csc, and II tablets 10c..
Barker's Drug Store.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
Mark Twain Caught Out.

A poet, d pair of trousers across his
knee, sat IN his attic trying to thread
needle
"rhe proper way he said, is to
hold the thread still and push the nee
die toward it or to hold the needle still
and push the thread toward It. Mark
Twain says both ways are right. Then
he says they are both wrong
Taking down ",The Prince and the
Pauper," the poet read:
"He did as men have always done
and probably always will do to the
end of time-held the needle still and
tried to thrust the thread through the
eye, which is the opposite Of a wo-
mans way
Then the poet, taking down "Huckle-
berry Finn" read:
Bless you, child, when you set,
out to thread needle don't hold the
thread still and fetch the needle up to
it Hold the needle still and poke the
thread at it. That's the way a wo-.
man most always does, but a man al
ways does t'other way"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
Absolutely Free.

Angry Mother Suddenly entering
parlor and catching young music teach.
er kissing her daughter)- Young man,
Is this what l pay you for? Music
Teacher No, ma'am; make no charge
for this Florida Times Union.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
inconsistency.

inconsistency.
"Pa, what is the meaning Of incon-
sistency?" asked Freddy.
Inconsistency, my son." exclaimed
pa, "means man who growlf all day
and then goes home and kicks the dog
for barking at night
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
LOCAL HAPPENINGS

1909 Diaries at the Pioneer office.
D. A. McFarlane of this city,
master carpenter of the M. & T.,
went to Tenstrike last evening to
to attend to some of his regular
duties.
w. A. Currie, manager of the sales
department of the Northern Grocery
company of this city, went to Black
duck last evening on business for
the company.
Miss Grace Fleckenstein returned
to the city yesterday noon from a
short visit with friends in Crooks
ton. Miss Grace reports a very
delightful visit.
James Lappin of this city, who
buys logs for the Crookston Lumber
company, went to Blackjack last
evening to purchase additional tim
Der for his company.
w. H. Ewert, claim agent for the
Great Northern Railway, arrived
in the city yesterday afternoon from
Duluth and spent several hours
transacting business here.
Charles Boughton, an attorney
of Red Lake Falls, spent yesterday
in the city and went to Red Lake
on the afternoon train to attend to
some legal business at the agency.
Attorney John E. Samuelson re-
turned to the city last evening on
the M. & I. passenger train from
St. Paul where he has been spend
ing the last two weeks on business.
Paul Perkins, mayor of Rainier,
accompanied by a friend, A. E..
Underwood of International Falls,
spent yesterday on business in this
city and returned home last even
ing.
H. E. Brooks of Brainerd, the
genial representative of the w. B. &
w. G. Jordan company of Mime
apolis. went to Northome last even
ing to look after his customers up
the line"
A. B. Clair of Grand Rapids came
over from his home Yesterday after
noon and went to Northome last
evening on the M. & 1. passenger
train to attend to some timber
business there. 49,
J. F. Hawkins, formerly of this
city but who is now living in Brain
erd, came in last evening for an
over-night's business visit in this
city and returned home on this
mornings train.
D. D. Miller, of the T. J. Miller
Real Estate company of this city,
returned Yesterday afternoon from
St. Paul where he went to confer
with his father in regard to some
business matters.
Mrs. John Meyers, who owns the
Blackjack millinery parlors, came in
yesterday morning and spent the
day with acquaintances in this city,
returning home last evening on the
M. & I. passenger train. .......E
Mrs. A. Foster and three children
of this city returned last evening
from Albert Lee, in the southern
part of the state, where they have
been visiting at Mrs. Fosters old
home for the last five months.
f. Ed. L. Stevens, formerly of this
city but now living on claim near
Margie, spent yesterday attending
to some local business matters and
visiting with friends in Bemidji, re-
turning home on the evening train.
H. M. Clark, of the Clark Pole &
Tie company of this city, returned
to Bemidji last evening from Des
Moines, a., and points in the south
ern part of the state where he spent
week transacting business for his
company.
DR.. B. A. Phillips of Merriam
Park, St. Paul, Grand Warden of the
Masonic lodge, is enjoying weeks
visit in this city at the home of his
sister, Mrs. Ike Black. DR.. Phillips
inspected the Bemidji Lodge of
Masons Monday night.
o@NAx ~~
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
A complete line Of 1909 diaries
may be seen at this Office.

A complete line Of 1909 diaries
may be seen at this Office.
J. j. Cranie Of Thief River Falls
arrived in the city yesterday noon
for a brief visit in Bemidji.
r. c. Hayner, a Tenstrike attor-
ney, left this morning for short
business visit in Pierre, S. d.
Don't miss the great sale Of the
big stock Of hats at Mrs. Henrion-
nets millinery parlors this week and
next.
Fred Eberlin, president Of the Be
midi Brewery, returned this morn
ing from short business trip to Ten
strike.
Phillip O. Partridge Of Cass Lake
came over yesterday afternoon and
left on the evening train for some Of
the lumber camps up north.''
A. K. Mcpherson. who cruises for
the Pillsbury Timber company, re-
turned to his home in Walker this
morning after short visit in this
city.
John Hanson of Minneapolis and
Chris Walhood of Aneta, N. D., went
to International Falls last evening
to look over the country for invest
ments.
r. M. Funk, Cass Lake attorney
came over yesterday afternoon for a
short visit among the local business
men and returned home on the mid
night train.
Ole Hagen, who sells Buster
Brown" shoes to the Bazaar store
in this city, left yesterday afternoon
for Thief River Falls on his round
of customers.
| Richard Leet, shipping manager
for the w. c.. Church Lumber com
pany, returned this morning from
Funkley where he went on business
for the company.
! Joe Kenville of Kelliher passed
through the city last evening enroute
home from a short visit in eastern
Wisconsin, where he went to secure
medical attention.
Mr.. and Mrs. LaFontisse of this
city departed this morning for
Princeton, where they were called
by the death of Mrs. LaF ontisee's
mother, Mrs. O.. w. Bracken.
Theodore and Fred Stats of Miz-
pah, accompanied by their father,
returned home last evening after a
short business trip to the United
States land office at Cass Lake.
| L. Amadon, who lives near Aida
and does considerable logging in this
section of the country, spent yester-
day on business in this city and re-
turned to Aida on the afternoon
train.
George Creighton, merchant at
Roosevelt, accompanied by A. P.
Howes of the Town Of Alaska, spent
Yesterday in Bemidji and returned
home last evening on the north
bound passenger train.
Mrs. Hennrionnet is having a
clearance sale of all her fall and win
ter stock of millinery, in order to
make room for her spring stock.
Hats are sold regardless of cost.
Don't miss this opportunity.
F. B. Merrill, station agent for the
Great Northern railway at Cass Lake
came over yesterday afternoon for a
short business visit in the city and
returned to the Lake" on the east.
bound freight. train last evening.
Ludin Tabor of this city departed
this morning on the south-bound
passenger train for Milwaukee, Wis.,,
to receive treatment for cancer Of
the eye. Lud" was accompanied as
far as st. Paul by his brother, Ed.
r. r. Ashly Of Duluth, one of the
popular travelling men who often stop
in this city, went to Wilton yester-
day afternoon on business for the
Marshall-Wells Hardware company
l 4 4 IL
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1909-01-20
Bow ne
Alley

| have opened a first class
Bowling Alley III the building
formerly occupied by Klein's
meat market, and the public is
cordially invited to try their
skill at this game.
Wednesday and Saturday af-
ternoons, from 2 until 6 O. clock,
have been set aside for the
ladies.
Your patronage solicited.
j. P OMICH.
3l8 MINI. Ave.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20

Nearly everyb O dy
knows that Ivory Soap
is the best of bath, nur-
sery and fine laundry
soaps.
But a great many peo-
pie do not know that it
is just as good for toilet
use as for the bath and
for fine laundry purposes.
It is, though, and for
the same reason: II il
pure soap and nothing else.
Ivory Soap
994>1So Per Cent. Pure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
FATAL ACCIDENT
STOPS RELAY RACE

Reading, Pa, Sept 1S-The trans
continental automobile relay race run
from Philadelphia to Seattle, Wash,
under the auspices Of the Philadelphia
Press, came to a sudden and sad end
late today when the first relay car
was wrecked at Robesonia, IL miles
west of here, causing the death of
one of the occupants of the car and
the serious injury Of several Of the
other passengers.
The dead man was Henry L. Buck
ley, reporter for the Press. William
Brown Of Philadelphia, was so seri-
ously injured he may die, and Will
liam H. Bohm of Philadelphia, sus-
tanned a deep laceration of the scalp.
The automobile was going through
Robesona at 25-mile clip, when the
car upset and Buckley was thrown
into the middle Of the road, fractur-
ing his skull. He lived but short
time. He was "a years old and a
graduate Of Lafayette college.
When the news of the accident
reached the Press the run was at
once called off.
(This Is the relay race In which
Walter Mccormack of this city was
to participate, driving the lap from
La Grande to Walla Walla.)
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
University Of Oregon.

Eugene, Ore.-Football practice be-
gan at University of oregon this aft
ernoon when Is men turned out on
Kincaid field. They went through
the preliminary work and showed up
in good form. A number of new men
whom Coach Forbes counts upon as
possible stars, were out and a good
sized squad Of the old guard was on
hand. A number Of players have
been up Mckenzie valley with Coach
Forbes and Trainer Hayward for a
week, getting hardened by tramping
over the mountains for the seasons
work. They returned yesterday and
every one feels better for the outing.
Coach Forbes has been here all sum-
mer and has had number Of play
ers with him during vacation. Most
Of the members Of last years team
will be on hand this fall, except
Moullen, who is in the automobile
business here; Hurd and Mcintyre,
who graduated last year. "Chuck"
Taylor, a former oregon star, who at
tended Cornell last year, will be back
and will be q valuable addition to the
team. Scott, who was guard on the
team in 1906 and 1907, will be back
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
Oregon Agricultural College.

Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
valis.-O. A. C. is going after the
northwest championship again this
year and when Coach Metzger greets
the squad tomorrow he will find a
bunch of men ready to fight to the
last ditch in giving him a winning
team. With such men as Wolf, Keck,
Kelley, Enberg, Wallace and Even
don of the regulars back, and Spires,
Gilbert, Hawley, Davis Loosely, Pugh,
Dinges, Moore and Freeman of the
second team ready to report, the team
will have class and weight, and a
preliminary schedule will give the
men a lot Of football experience be-
fore the games with the Univer-
stiles of Washington and Oregon
come. The schedule is complete now
and is considered as well balanced
and according the men the gradual
development necessary in working up
to crucial games. The adding Of Pa
ciflc university to the o. A. c. list of
dates filled the Beavers only open
date Freshman football Is to be en-
phasized this year and the youngsters
will be equipped as well as the var
sity and will have a special coach and
schedule. The first year men will
play the Lincoln high school of Port
land on October 80
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20

Pullman. Wash.-Footbal pros
poets for the state college of Wash
ington are good, so far as the outlook
for a team is concerned but the re-
cent withdrawal of the practice game
with the Cheney state normal and the
doubt attending the negotiations for
a practice game with Blairs' business
college of Spokane. leaves the W. S.
c. team with but one arranged prac-
tce game, namely the one with Pa
cific university on October 10. Fol-
lowing this will be the game with the
University of Idaho on November G.,
after which the games will be played
as follows:
Whitmore. November 16; Whitman
college in Walla Walla, November 25;
Denver university in Spokane, Decem-
Der 4. Probably the Haskell Indians
at a later date. 1t now seems that
the University of Washington and the
state college will be unable to agree
this year, and that no game will be
played this season between the two
institutions.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
Whitworth College.

Tacoma, ash.-Payne, the Indian,
former Carlisle player, is the most
valuable acquisition secured by Whit
worth college this year in the line of
football material. Payne has not yet
registered at the north end Presby-
terian school, but expects to do so
this week Inasmuch as he was a
regular on the crack Indian eleven
last season, there is no doubt that he
will be found on the college team, If
he decided to enter school.
Ernest Tanner, the speedy colored
back, has been out for practice again,
and will be seen in the lineup. Cap
tain Dennis was early on the ground
and has been assisting Coach George
Case in directing practice McReavy
and Dave Guy. two of the best line
men in the northwest last season, are
not yet back, but are expected to re-
port this week. Colbert, the star
fullback and punter, is also expected
back.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
University of WASHINGTON.

University of Washington, Seattle
Coach Dobie of Washington, says
the football prospects are only fair
and he shows why in these words;
''SiX of our best men-Babcock,
BantZ, Jarvis, Mattson, Westover and
Ward-will be missing from the line
up Coming in to take the place of
Bantz and Jarvis will be May, for
merly of Cornell, and Polly Grimm,
a former star, and I do not think the
line will lose by the change, There
is no one in view particularly to fill
the other positions.
college does not open, on account
of the A.Y.-P, fair until October 4,
two weeks later than our rival insti-
tutions get down to business. In
view of this fact, we could not play
the first game until October 80, and
within the ensuing 25 days we have
four conference games, two Of them
away from home, necessltating two
distinct trips"
To offset this handicap as much as
possible, Victor Zednick, graduate
manager, has arranged for preseason
practice, beginning Monday, Septem-
Der 90. Coach Dobie says that WASH
ington's showing this year will de-
pend to a great extent on the out
come of those two weeks of practice.
Alfalfa Proves Profitable.
Dayton, Wash.-Alfalfa growing
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
FOOTBALL PROSPECTS
AMONG THE COLLEGES
Whitman College.

Walla Walla, Wash.-At the end of
the first weeks practice of the Whit
man college team prospects are
brighter than for many years. The
team will be picked from some so
candidates, and the interest taken by
the male members of the student body
bids fair to gbring out the best team
the college has ever put out. Practice
shows much new material and much
Improvement in the old
On the ground already are Captain
Borleske; Morrow at guard, Wilson
at tackle, and Bassett his teammate;
Lewis, end; Clemens, center, ALI Belt
last year fullback, but probably quar-
ter this year. Oldright, Cushman and
Mathers. the three other members of
last years team who are to return,
will be back the first of the week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20

without irrigation is proving to be a
profitable branch of farming in the
hill land of the Touchet valley. The
success Of a number OF farmers this
year, who will cut yields Of better
than $50 an acre, will likely lead to
more extensive cultivation of the
forage.
Lytle Range has just finished cut
ting the third crop Of alfalfa without
irrigation from 25 acre field. The
three crops brough him $53.35 an
acre, which is equivalent to a yield OF
wheat above the average at the pres
ent high prices. Several bailing ma
chimes are operating in the valley and
it is estimated the hay crop will reach
100. 600 tons this year One locality
will produce 10000 tons of timothy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
- eoV0
| HMUSEMN NTS

Of j. Mauldin Feigel, whose knowl-
edge Of the subject is complete. The
result is we'll rounded, coherent
work with logical story, plenty Of
comedy and teeming with thrilling
situations without being in any sense
a melodrama. Texas" has been
mounted splendidly, all of the scenes
having been painted from photo
graphs taken by the author, and the
properties are the real thing and not
limitations. The cast is excellent and
the play is we'll worth seeing. 1T is
the "Old Homestead" of the great
southwest" That is what George
Broadhurst says and he ought to
know as he is part owner of the dra-
matte rights and has made a fortune
out Of the play.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
BREVITY is THE SOUL.

In Tennessee court an old colored
woman was put on the witness stand
to tell what she knew about the ami
hilation OF hog by a railway loco
motive.
Being sworn, she was asked If she
had seen the train kill the hog in ques-
tion.
"Yessah,' / seed IT,"
"Then," said counsel, "tell the
court in as few words as possible Just
how 1t occurred.
"Yo' honah," responded the old la
dy, "I shore kin tell yo' in few
words. It jes' footed an tuck him."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
FIND $1,000 CHECK
IN RUBBISH PILE

hlcago.-Postoffic inspectors to-
day discovered letter containing
check for $1,000, payable TO the Mary
Thompson hospital, in a pile OF rub
blsh beneath the flooring Of station
L, q depot substatIon of the postof-
flee With this letter were a num-
Der OF others. each containing smaller
checks. The discovery Of the missing
followed the arrest of one OF the en-
loyes at the substation.
The postoffice authorities declare
that many letters have been rlfled by
the prisoner. and that those found by
him to contain checks and no money
were not forwarded to the owners,
but hidden.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
Program at orpheum Tonight.

1. March-Stand Pat, Chas. ]. Rob-
erts.
2. Overture-Lustspiel Heler-Bela
3. Picture-Carnlval in Nice.
4. Picture-You Will Pay for It. e.
5. Picture-Crossing the Noun
tains.
6. Act-Curran & Edwards, bur-
lesque minstrels.
7. Picture-The Puritan Maid and
the Royalist Refugee.
g. Picture-The Tickle Husband
and the Boy.
9. Song-'Neath the Old Acorn Tree
Sweet Estelle.
A. H. JOHNSON,
Musical Director.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
t1TEXAS' TEENS WITH
THRILLING SITUATIONS

Texas" a stirring, vivid picture
of life on the plains, will be the at
raction at the Oregon theater on Fri
day, September a.
"Texas' comes to Pendleton with
a fine record of success attained in
New York, Chicago, Philadelphia and
Washington and in fact all the large
cities Of the country, where the press
has been unanimous in its favorable
criticism. The play is from the pen
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20

this year. He weighs over 215 and
will be a tower of strength.
Fans here feel that Oregon will
have a stronger team than last year
and Coach Forbes expresses himself
as being highly pleased with the ma
terial on hand and in sight.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20
A Delicate Hint.
looking

Two very cadaverous looking
tramps looked in at the window Of
railway station where a telegraph
operator sat at his key.
"say, pardner," one Of them said
In husky voice, report couple o.
empties goin' east"-Harper's Week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-09-20

When a girl gets to the point where
she wants TO darn somebody's socks
Il Is q sign that she Is In love.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-02-24
WE ARE WAITING FOR HIM

Mr. Fred G. Conrad need not use
his trade mark, Your moneys worth
Or your money back, when Eugene
Moore returns here with MY Boy
Jack He made good lanst year and
We are waiting for him. We got our
moneys worth and we want him again.
We spent most delightful evening
with him at the opera house last year
and all who failed to attend we're
sorry the next day. my boy, Jack, ;"
is bright oasis in the desert of the
atrical attractions. You get your
moneys worth and don't want a cent
back He will be here at the Wagner
Opera House, Wednesday Feb. "a.