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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
A Tip For Advertisers.

Did any one ever see card OF
thanks or an obituary painted ane
posted up in some mans pasture be-
side the road for the passersby tC
read? We never did. They are al
ways found in the columns of some
newspaper, where they will be read
by the people instead of cattle and
iackasses. If cards of thanks. etc.
are best read in the columns of news.
papers, why should not your adver.
tisements also be?-Teague (Texas)
Chronicle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
From the Jonesville Monitor.

A Young Mother" asks our opin
ion of 1.-The alleged injurious effects
of rocking on babies"
We must frankly say that we con
slider it a brutal practice. AS the
father of great many babies, of all
ages, we never rocked on any of them
Intentionally, and we would prob
ably be arrested if we expressed our
full opinion of any woman who would
presume to do so-Lippincott's.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
UTILITY.

Prospective Buyer-"What I want
is a nice, quiet, good-looking animal
for myself, which my wife can drive
in the dogcart, and which won't mind
being hitched on the lawnmower oc.
casionally."
Dealer-"Yes, sir; and would you
be wanting it to wait on the table as
Well?"-The Taller.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
A MURDERER'S CONSCIENCE.

A MURDERER'S CONSCIENCE.
On the night of March 29 Mrs.
Palmer, a guest at the st. Rose Hotel.
in San Francisco, was awakened by a
masked man, who struck her with
the butt of his revolver, leaving hsl
for dead. Sunday G. B. Stancliffe.
the burglar, was captured in this city.
A physical wreck from the effects OF
opium used to deaden remorse, he
asked, "Is she dead?" When told
that Mrs. Palmer was alive, Stancliffe
exclaimed, THANK God!"
Stancliffe's case brings up the prob.
lem ancient as the days of Cain, can
a man escape his conscience? No
matter how carefully the murder be
planned, though no human eye see
it, can the murderer evade a remorse
which prompts him to cry out, "Am
1 my brothers keeper?"
Greek mythology personified the
Eumenides, "Avenging Furies," for
ever pursuing the shedder of blood
until he gave up his guilty secret.
Every age has its writer who repeats
the story. Euripides relates the trag.
edy of Orestes, Shakespeare has por-
trayed the agony of Macbeth, Poe has
told of the limp of the Perverse" ana
"The Black Cat," Bulwer of Eugene
Aram." John H. Prentis in "The
Case of DR.. Horace" puts the quesr
tion squarely: Is it possible for a
murderer to remain silent? Even
though the guilty secret may never
be confessed in words, the impulse to
revisit the scene of crime can rarely
be resisted.
True, there may be exceptions.
Lombroso speaks of moral imbe-
Giles" who lack entirely a sense of
right and wrong. The Sicilian bandit
and the Kentucky feudist of to-day,
who to all intents are "throw-backs, I"
may escape the vision of their crimes.
But a conclusion cannot be drawn
from abnormal types. The ordinary
murderer cannot elude his sense ol
isolation, and with maddening itera.
tion the blood of the victim "crieth
from the ground. New York World.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
M1GK5ejNk6r Children
s6; Home
THE SUN,


When all the skies are clear and blue,
The sun has lots of work to do,
But when his rays by clouds are barred.
He's not obliged to work so hard;
Yet when he works, he works all day,
And never stops for food or play;
And even if he's in eclipse,
He does not cease his daily trips;
And when we think he's gone to rest,
He's shining somewhere farther west,
And while we fold our weary hands,
His beams are lighting other lands.
He's not like men who work for pelf,
And has no evenings to himself,
For with the sun it's always light,
And where he goes there is no night.
If we could all be like the sun
How smoothly everything would run!
He is not gruff and rude, and thus
Is different from most of us.
He's never cross like you and me,
Though in July he seems to be.
He's happy when he does his best,
And brightest when he's busiest.
Arthur Macy, in Youths Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
CONUNDRUMS AND ANSWERS.

COSUNDhO MO AMI A1>O w GISO.
When is a newspaper like deli
cate child? When it appears weekly.
Why is the Fourth of July like an
oyster? Because we cannot enjoy it
without crackers.
What tree is of the greatest i'm
portance in history? The date.
Why is Sunday the strongest day
in the week? Because it is the only
one not week day.
What is always behind time? The
back of the clock.
On what day of the year do wom-
en- talk the least? The shortest day.
Why is music cheaper on Sun
day than during the week? Because
during the week you can get it by
the piece, and on Sunday you get it
by the choir.
Why is a washerwoman like Satur-
day? Because she brings in the
close (clothes) of the week.
What is that which occurs twice in
a moment, and not once in a thou
sand years? The letter IN"
Why is watchdog larger by night
than by day? Because at night he is
let out and by day he is taken in
Bee Hive.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
DISCRETION.

Dives had made himself very
wealthy by depressing his neighborst
and the latter, grown poor concur
rently. were wont to gather at his
gate each morning to clamor for
bread.
But Dives, though touched, did not
lose his head.
81 mustn't make paupers of these
unfortunatesi he exclaimed, and was
universally applauded for his discre.
ton when he offered to give stone
provided the beneficiaries of his
bounty first got another stone else.
win wnere-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
A Moving Man.

A. e. Kinner, who came back to
Fredonia from Niagara Falls some
months ago, moved his family back
to the Falls yesterday. The moving
is of interest, inasmuch as it is the
f1fty-fifth time that Kinner has
changed his residence. - Fredonia
Correspondence Buffalo Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
RAINING BREAKFAST FOOD

A little boy from the Far South
visiting Chicago, on seeing the first
snow storm, exclaimed, 20, mamma,
it's raining breakfast food."-Chic.
ago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
Word From Br'er Williams,

81 got lots ter be thankful fer In
dis oil worl.' Outside ef de rheuma-
tism, an de brokebone fever, an de
fall chills, an de winter misery, J
amt got ailment on de face er de
airth!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
OVERWORKED.

"Have you heard the latest story
told by Lincoln?"
mo! Who wrote it?"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
DAMAGE UNKNOWN.

"Were you much hurt when the
car struck you?"
Don't know yet. The jury hasn't
brought in it's verdict. ."-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
EXPLAINED.

Old Lady (rather deaf)-"Are you
any relation to a Mr.. Green?"
Green-"I am Mr.. Green"
Old Lady - 'Ah! Then that eX-
plains the extraordinary resem-
blance. "-Pittsburg Observer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
POPULAR THERE

as he man of any great conse-
quence?"
well, yes; to himself. Louis.
vile Courier-Journal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
ACCORDING TO CONTRACT

House Owner-"You failed to pay
your rent last month. What are you
going to do about it,"
Tenant-"Oh, suppose I'll do az
you said when l rented it.
House Owner-"What did say?h
Tenant-"You said I must pay in
advance or not at all. London
Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
For 'Tis the Lind.

Ill qualities are contagious as we'll
as disease, and the mind is at least as
much liable to infection as the body.
Success.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
STATES AND FACES.

''What shall 1 write on my slater"
said Harry to himself. He could
not write very we'll, but he sat down
and wrote, ga good boy" Then he
took it and showed it to his mother.
THAT is a good thing to write, !"
she said. 81 hope you will write it
on your life as well as on your slate. !"
"How can I write it on my life?"
said Harry.
"By being a good boy every day
and hour of your life. Then you
will write it on your face, too, for the
face of a good boy always tells its
own story. 1t looks bright and hap
py."-Home Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
THE GOODS.
HWa live in axacfinp times

@We live in exacting times"
"As to how?"
zone must deliver the goods, and
yet not be caught with them. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12

An electric organ has been invented.
A series of vibrators take the place
of the reed. Switches and magnets
operate the mechanism.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12

The best masts are made of the
Norwegian fir. The next best in or.
der are spruce fr. American white
pine and Scotch pine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
REASON ENOUGH.

What is your favorite recitation?"~
'Curfew Shall Not Ring To.
night
But no one recites that now"
That's why 1 like 1t. New York
Telegram.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12

the girl, once daughter of a jobmas.
ter, was created baroness and
countess, and at last forgiven by tha
Emperor. or.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12

Havana cigars quoted at s5 each
were shown at London tobacco ex'
position.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-03-12
NO. 8.

A PERFECT CINCH.
The poet tribe should not repine
About the good year 1909.
For it were easy, I divine,
To find a rhyme for 1909.
A bard may reel off line on line
Upon the theme of 1909.
want no better snap for mine
Than such year as 1909.
And other bards will doubtless sign
A vote of thanks to 1909.
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18

For the first time in the history of
Grand Army encampments, the rooms
OF the great assembly hall where
greeting is carried on viii be hung
with the pictures Of the thirty eight
veterans who have served in the posi-
tion of commander in-chief of the G. y.
X. In this city the meeting will be
held in the tabernacle and the portraits
of these commanders -in-chief, many OF
whom arc no longer living, viii be one
of the attractive features Of the ar
fair Colonel Sterrett executive di-
rector Of the forty-third national en-
campmept. has given a good deal of
attention to the collection of the PIC
turcS and secured them in many cases
at the expense of a great deal of time
aud trouble. These pictures now adorn
the walls of the office Of the executive
director.
herewith reproduced. They include Dr.
B T. Stephenson, the organizer of the
Grand Army of the Republic; Stephen
A Hurlburt, who was elected command
er at the first national encampment;
General John a. Logan, elected com
mandcr of the G. A. r. at the second
national encampment, and General Am
brose E. Reynolds. elected commander
in-chief of the g. A. Il. al the fifth
natlCnai encdmPHlenl' IL - li"tgnl
that the following portraits together
with the biographical sketches, will be
interesting TO the veterans. They have
never before been published and will
form an attractive souvenir of the great
encampmcnt to be held here next
August:
3. F. Stephensop-The Grand Army
of the Republic was organized at De
catur, Ill, April g. 1866, by Dr. B. f.
Stephenson of Springfield, who had
served as surgeon Of the Fourteenth
Illinois infantry, and at the close Of
the war returned to his practice in
Springfield. where, in February, 1865,
lie first suggested the idea of this or
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
.F|REMEN OF BOISE
DESERT THEIR POSTS
Appointments of New Mayor DO
Not Suit, and Open Revolt
Is Result.
Special to The Tribune.

Special TO The Tribune.
BOISE, April 17.-After an unsucccss.
ful attempt to dictate 10 Mayor Pence
whom he should appoint to the various
positions in the fire department, all but
three of the fremen Of the central sta
tion of this city today walked out, leay-
ing Boise for a short time without fire
protection. The attempted cncroach-
ment upon the mayors authority W."
led by c. c. Creed and Beri $"
who desired to fill the Offices Of
and assistant chief. respectively.
This morning. Chief Fulton, who was
appointed by the mayor last night. and
who had accepted the position, rendered
his resignation, giving as his reason
that the department. had become demor
allied under Chief Twogood, who had
Just been relieved by the appointment
Of Fulton. and because Of the further
fact the salary was not sufficient. But
when he heard Of the walkout OF the
tiremen he reconsidcrcd the matter and
accepted the position, and before 6
0 clock tonight he had a new depart.
ment fairly well organized and ready
for business.
Condemnation of the action is heard
on every hand, for 10 leave this city
without fire protection for any length
Of time simply as n matter of spite
seems little less than criminal. When
the occurrence was learned Of, volun-
tecrs came from every section of Boise
ready and willing TO render the city
any service within their power in the
regrettable emergency.
Only a few days ago members OF
the fire department declared a dividend
of the permanent sick benefit fund, and
since then matters in the department
| have been growing worse.
A private safe may be rentcd in the
fire and burglar-proof vaults of the
Salt Lake Security and Trust company.
81 I'D Main street 80 90 Dpr wear
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
STATE APPOINTMENTS
BY GOVERNOR BRADY


BOISE, Ida. April 17.-Today Gov
ernor Brady named Colonel l.. Y. Patch
of Payette as brigadier general of the
Idaho National Guard, who will have
active command Of the guard and pre-
side as chairman of the military board.
\. NJ. Rowe Of tho same place was
chosen adiutant general of the state,
with Joseph keefe as assistant, with
the rank Of major, these last two be-
ing salaried officers These appoint
mentS were made in accordance with
the provisions of the military bill
passed at the last session of tho legis.
laturc. Patch has for some time been
connected with the National Guard and
Rowe is past commander of the Idaho
G.. 4. II.
George II. Black, president Of the
Lewiston Normal, and Walter r. Siders,
superintendent Of the Pocatello schools,
were today appointed members of the
state educational commission by Gov
ernor Brady pursuant to an act of the
last legislature TO cooperate with the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18

ganizajiun and made the draft of
ritual. After consulting number OF
army friends, he deputed Captain John
:, Phelps TO supervise the printing OF
the lltu1! III the office of the Tribune,
at DecS tur. the proprietorS OF which,
Nessrs. Coltrin and Pryor, with their
compcsitcrS had been Union soldiers.
Through the efforts of these gentlemen
an organization was ut once effected in
Decatur. ILL.,. and Post No. | of the
G, 4. r. was formed. This waS fol-
lowed hy the formation Of Post No, >
u: Springfield. III. Posts were there
after established throughout Illinois
and III the states of Wisconsin. 1ndi-
ana, Ohio, Iowa and Missouri. The first
department. convention or cncampmcnt
was held in Springfield, Ill. on July
u. 1866. and General John NJ. Palmer
was elected department commander and
Benjamin +. Stephenson commaDder-in-
chief. lie Was born in Wayne county,
H.. October 80, 1871.
. Stephen a. Hurlburt-E Elected Com
mander in chief al the first national en-
campment. held November 20, 1866, at
Indianapolis, Ind He was horn in
He died of paralysis in Chilli. March -,
1882 His body was brought TO his
home at Belvidere, ILL.,, for intcrment.
General John A. Logan-Electcd com
mander-inchicf at the second national
cncampment, held at Philadelphia, Pa,
January 10, 1868; reelected at Gin
cinnati, O.. May -. IS, 1869; re-
elected at Washington. D. C., MAY II,
L.. 1870 He was born near Murphys-
boro. Jackson county, ILL.,, February .,
1926 Died in Washington, D. c.. De
ccmber %. 1856. At the Metropolitan
church in Washington. of which Gen
cral Logan was a member, a memorial
tablet has been erected, bearing the in
scription:
''To the. deathless memory Of Major
General John Alexander Logan Six
years in the house of representatives.;
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
Care Of Feeble Minded.

Special 20 The Tribune.
BOISE, Ida. April lin the hope
beetle children of the state, as we'll as
or Ada county, may be properly cared
FAR and educated, the commissioners and
probate judge Of this county have
taken the question up with Governor
brady, who is known to be in favor OF
establishing state institution for the
feeble minded. It is understood that
the matter will be presented TO the
commissioners and probate Judges of
other counties Of the state, and an ar
rangemcnt made whereby these nnfor
tunates may be cared for at the OrotiDo
and Blackfoot asylums. each county to
pay ITS proportion Of the expenses in
cured.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
BANKRUPTCY Matters.

Joseph D, Kay and lie Roy Lindsay
of Salt Lake City filed petitions i'll
bankruptcy Saturday in the United
States district court.
The unsecured claims Of Joseph D.
Kay, which amount to $646, arc all
he has to surrender in liquidation of his
debts. He has property valued at $50,
but this, according to the law, is ex-
cmpt, Mullett s Clothing company and
the Fifth Ward store are tho principal
creditors.
The unsecured claims Of lie Roy Lind
say amount to S361,s5, and the value
of his property is 5000, all Of which is
exempt
Sam B. Walsh, also Of Salt Lake City.
filed a petition. Mr., Walsh is a miner,
and he owes $474.17 His total assets
are 5000, all of which is exempt. This
last case has not been adjudicated
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
Big Crowd Of Boosters.

Special 20 The Tribune.
BOISE, Ida, April ia large dele
CATION of Boise boosters will go to
Weiser to attend the next meeting of
the Oregon. Idaho Development con
grcss. TO be held at that place April
so to May .. Tho delegation viii be
headed by Governor James II. Brady,
who is to deliver an address upon that
occasion
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18

General Ambrose +. Burnside
Elected commander in-chief at Boston,
Mass, at the fifth national encamp
mcnt, held at Cleveland, O., May 8,
9, 1872. He was born in Union county,
lud., May "a, 1924. lie died quite sud
denly at his home, "Edgehill," " Bristol,
r. J.. September Is, 1881 The governor
1@e snfG Of his %saRs 5eaRs sad os'
eminent services to the state and to
the country, his noble traits of char.
acter, and the universal esteem in
which he was held, combined to make
the loss public calamity'
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Ivey May Marks. whose funeral took
place from tho residence of Mrs. I,
G. NJ. Smith on Tuesday, April is, 1909.
was well known aud Will be affections
people of this city. She was the daugh
Ter of Stephen r. and the late Olive
Hoagland Marks, the great. .granddaugh.
ter of Bishop Hoagland of the -Four
teenth ward Gone of its earliest Off
cials) and the granddaughter of Lucas
Hoagland, a pioneer Of Utah and Cali
fornia. She was born on September ID,
1891. aud WAS therefore over seventeen
years of age when death overlook her.
She had resided with her aunt, Mrs.
T. G. NJ. Smith, ever since the death
Of her mother IN 1899. and in the aunt s
family she had come to be regarded
with the affection given to a daugh
ter. OF sweet disposition and gentle
bearing, she had endeared herself to all
her friends. who were greatly shocked
at her demise. She was a student at
the Salt Lake Business college, where
she was making rapid progress, and
where she was regarded in the high
est esteem by both teachers and pupils.
Her grandfather on the paternal side,
tho late John h, Marks, was also re-
gardcd as u pioneer, having come 10
Utah from England in 1865. There
are numerous other relatives in this
country. rs well as In England and Aus
tralia, all of whom VIII he panied TO
know Of the death Of one who gave
such bright promise of splendid woman
hood.
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ter the academy III March of next year.
He graduated from the Salt Lake City
High school in June. 1907. He was Sc
Nor captain of The High school cadets,
prveadent Of The iHnior class and Of the
athletic association and yaledictorian n
e. the class Of 'VE. At present he is
special deputy clerk in the civil divi.
SION Of the CIV court.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
WELCOMES THE FLAMES
TO JOIN DEAD HUSBAND

FORT COLLINS. Colo, April IL
Driven hysterical by the recent death
Of her husband, Mrs. George W. Bailey,
widow Of Judge Bailey, refused to leave
her house when it was threatened with
destruction by fire this morning The
woman sat calmly awaiting the APP
proach Of the flames, and was only
saved from death when the fircmen ex-
tlnguished the blaze in the nick of
time.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18

Miss Carrie 7. Steward has severed
her connection with l.. & A. Cohen,
and her many friends will be pleased
to know she is going in business for
Herself with Gray Bros. & Go, in high
grade and tailored ladies' ready-to-
wear garments
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
Capital Stock Increased

HPGVIAI 10 The TrIDNne,
BOISE, Ida, April 1.-THE capital
stock of the Boise City National bank
has been increased from 100000 to
$2j0000, on authority given by the
comptroller Of the currency last Tues
day
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18

three times elected 10 the senate of the
United States; forty years in official
life. Great statesman of the mighty
west; commander of the Army of the
Tennessee. and foremost volunteer gen
eral of the republic he loved so well.
Victorious in arms; illustrious in coun-
ell; esteemed worthy the highest hon.
American manhood generous, frank,
brave; incorruptible patriot, honorable
citizen. faithful friend, devoted hus-
band, beloved parent, sincere Chris
tian. i humblv trust in God. If this
be the end. j am ready, -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-04-18
WALLPAPER Sale.

90 per cent off on all cash sales Of
wallpaper. w. A. Duvall, 10 West
Second South