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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
Practical Test.

BILL see a left-handed high school
girl out in the state of Washington
has won in contest by throwing a
baseball 1872 feet and inches.
Jill-Why didn't they have a prac-
tical test of her skill?
"How's that"
Let her throw rolling PIN
YOnkers Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
WHY She Remained

Leading LADY, had a quarrel with
the manager this morning and threat
ened to leave the company.
Heavy Comedian-Wasn't there any
one to take your part?
Leading Lady-Yes, my understudy.
That is why | didn't leave.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
Italian Spauhetti.

Half a box of spaghetti. washed
boiled in sailed water; when COO
drain in colander and wash in
water; drain again. Put into sa
pan with one can of tomatoes. a !
salt and red pepper. Fry two slice
bacon with one onion; add this to
mixture and let all simmer one h.
Turn into baking dish, cover '
bread crumbs and small pieces OF
ter and brown.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
A True Dauuhter of Eve

Il have been in every civilized coun.
try on earth" said the globe trotter.
and, would you believe it, have met
only two really intelligent women"
Two" echoed the beautiful widow
In surprise. why who was the 9th.
er?"-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
Its Class.

That, my dear" said the husband.
who had been supping not wisely
but too well, was a real soul kiss"
so | Judge said the wife, with.
drawing coldly from his embrace.
from the amount of spirit notice in
baltimore American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25

browns in awful trouble"
What's the matter? Has he killed
q man."
No. worse than that He stole a
postage stamp and there doesn't
seem TO be any possible way of keep
ing him out of prison. Detroit Free
Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25

skill if it is to beg
sent to the table,
in tirst-class style.
Anyone can throw
the one or other
into a frying pan,
turn it once or
twice over the
fire, waste the
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
Puttinu Him Rinht

Sometimes" said the press humor.
list, Il think my jokes are rotten. !
s'pose that's my modesty."
No" explained friend, that's
your common sense"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25

Mrs. FrOnt-There is only one little
hotel in this town, George. VIII we
have to put up there?
Mr.. Front former hotel CLERIC
Yes, dear; just about three times as
much as if there were two hotels
Chicago News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
s Ouelched.

TITS false" she cried. in angry tones.
The man looked on in blank despair.
He's sorry now lie CHANGED to note
The other woman's pretty hair.
Ifr1,ya
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
Substitute for Channels.

Bits of old velveteen are very good
substitute for chamois in polishing ar
ticles and are more easily washed.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25

refer TO burying
bones, like my
bulldog! | mean
things that grow
and thrive and
become a comfort.
When | moved
from the city to
the country a
year or so ago, |
didn't know much
about fora and
t a u n a-that is.
when fora is
spelled with a
lower-case f."
but | was in a re-
ceptive mood just
as FitZsimmOns
was when they
asked him if he
could read Greek.
He replied:
II don't know;
never tried"
! am confident,
too. that Mike, my
understudy, didn't
know much about
fora or fauna,
either. Mike is a
graduate of a rail
road construction
gang. He can lay
rails TO beat the
band, insists on
planting the gar
den on a graded
straight line and
smokes fully as
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
VISITS WITH.
9 UVGLERY
Planting Thinqs.

cannot begin TO tell you the joy
there is in planting things. | do not
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
GRILLING THE CHOP
PROPER COOKING is A WORK OF
SOME SKILL.
To Send Toothsome MorseI to Table
in Proper Style Attention to
Small Details Must Be
Observed.

The cooking of simple chop or
steak demands no small amount of
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1909-03-25
G G 9
Echoes.

There are men dead willing to give
a tip at the restaurant just to get a
chance to boss somebody.
Z 4 I
Ministers complain that people are
losing interest in salvation. Is it
possible that heaven needs a good
lively press agent?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
SECRETARY DICKINSON
MAKES PRESENTATION Address

Gettysburg. Pa. May 30.-Standing
on the battlefield where virtually was
decided the sanguinary conflict be-
tween the north and south. Secretary
of war Jacob NJ Dickinson. q south
ern man by birth, today turned over
to the Gettysburg battlefield associa-
tion on behalf Of the people of the
United states the handsome monu-
ment erected here by congress to com
memorate the heroic services OF tho
union soldiers who surrndcred thcir
lives on this SPOT that the union might
oe preserved.
THE ovorthrown south. as always
occurs. after fierce war when the
defeated are helpless and the more
conservative of the victors are for a
while dominated by the hcrcest and
most aggressive leaders said Mr..
Dickinson "was Immediately deiuged
with sufferings and humiliauons thai
for long time admitted OF nothing
but lamentation over a result that
could bring such woe and sorrows and
bitter as they were. time and man
Hesitation OF more generous senu-
ment brought mitigation of sorrow
and clearer vision Of the trmen-
dous evils 60 ail the states which
would certainly and Immediately have
followed upon the establishment of tho
southern confedoracy
Its yer, cornerstone was of lam
mae pre-ordainei TO disinteEration
Commercial and other conditions
would as sure as fate have brought
about a dissolvlng CONFIDENCE. What
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
DEAD MEMS BRAINS
ILLUSTRATE LECTURE

New York, May 31.--A national
conference in the interest of the AM
crican negro was opened in the United
Charities building in this city today
by Professor Burt g. Wilder of Cor
nell university and Professors Living
stone. Farr and E. r. A. Seligman and
John Dewey of Columbia university.
Professor Wilder. who is the au-
thor OF Form of Bequest Of Brain. -"
brought from ithaca several brains
including those of an orang outang
an Inscriptions politician. an Hitter
ate colored janitor and an eminent
mathematician. with these exhibits
as a basis the speaker made some n-
tercsting declarations.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
MURDER CASE Of
VICTOR TELLES
CONTINUED
Grand Jury Empaneled and
District Court in Full Swing
at Los LunaS; Murray Case
Comes Up Today,

Especial Dispatch to the Morning Journai.i
Los Lunas. y NJ. May Sl.-The
grand jury has been empaneled and
ia hard at work and the business of
the district court for Velancia county,
Judge Ira a. Abbott presiding, is now
we'll under way.
The case Of Victor Telles. who was
tried and convicted on the charge Of
numbering a Russian named Slocum
a year or SO ago In the zuni noun
talns and who was granted new trial
has been continued here on account
OF the absence of several witnesses
for the prosecution. whom 1t is de-
sired 10 place upon the stand in the
case.
The case Of Fred Murray. former
member Of the territorial mounted
police. charged with the murder of a
man named German nesr Ketner. will
come mp for trial tomorrow. II Will
bo recalled that Murray shot German
on account Of alleged improper rela-
tions with the wife Of Murray
The case Of the Territory against
the santa Fe railroad company charg-
cd with violation OF the territorial
cattle Inspection regulations was dts
missed
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
DISASTER ENDS
ZEPPELIN
vOYACE:
DlRlGlBLE HITS
TREE IN ATTEMPT TO LAND
Craft Lies in Dangerous Posi-
tion and Fears Of Total De-
Struction If Wind Should
Arise Are Entertained.

ny uOfNlh2 50hfuat NuethAi t9Assh WthEI
Goppingen, May 9l,--After COW
ering a distance or about SEQ miles
in 81 hours. Count zeppelins airship
on its return trip from Bitterfeld 10
Frledrichshafen came to grief in an
open field near here today.
In maneuverlng for landing tho
airahip came In contact with tree
and its position tonight was very dan
gerous. The damage to the ship ia
much more serious than at first was
thought a cursory examination OF
the accident showed that the enve.
lope had been tron and il was thought
that the injury would be repaired and
that the vessel would proceed. A more
careful examination disclosed the fact
that the PROV was broken and that
considerable time must elapse before
the journey could be continued.
The position Of the craft WAS con-
sidered extremely unfavorable. the
ground being very hilly. The bow
rested on the ground with the stern
about 90 feet in the air. a strong
breeze sprang up toward evening.
causing no little anxiety for the SAT-
ETY. Of the airship, which II was fear
ca would be wrecked should a storm
eomeup during the night.
After considerable labor and with
the assistance of those who had gath
cred at the scene OF the accident,
Count Zeppelin was able to shift the
position OF this ship little and thus
give better protection from the wind.
That the collision was heavy Is in
dicated by the broken limbs lying
about the ground and the half-spllt
branches dangling from the tree.
when the accident occurred Count
Zeppelin was landing for the purpose
Of replenishing his supply Of benzlne.
which was nearly exhausted. The
motors already had stopped and tho
airshlp was nearing the ground on
meadow. WHOM auo Zen sgronE puff
OF wind drove the Prov of the ship
Off It's course and against a tree. II
struck with crash. smagnng thu
prov almost up to tho front OF tina
gondola and crushing the aluminium
stays Into shapeless mass, which be-
came sadly tangled In the branches
Nearly a hundred feet of the enve-
lope and frame were destroyed. Count
Zeppelin Immediately came TO Cop
pingcn in an automobile and telc-
graphed to FrledrlcEshafen for workA
men to make repairs. After resting
several hours at a hotel he returned
IN the evening to tn scene of tn ac-
cident. proceeding from there by au-
tomobile to Frledrlchshafen. He will
return here tomorrow morning.
Ii will probably require six weeks
to get the ship to Manzel A new
prov win be constructed without tho
vertical steering planes. None was In
jured in the accident. but It greatly
depressed Count Zeppelin.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
DAY OF CHEAP
WHEAT GONE
FOREVER
NATION WILL SOON EAT
ALL 1T CAN PRODUCE
James ], Hill Makes Interest
ing Prediction Concerning
Future of Grain Growing and
Marketing in United States,

my Morning Journal Special Leased Wirel
Seattle, May Sl--James }. Hlll Wis
nod the Alaska-Yukon exposition
,.,,,.,. 4,,,o,. rTa eaia.
II IS 1t ii's'"N' - ss'S ''l"' i'"''eii
cornered the wheat market. Here is
merely 4 ease of q men taking advan-
- o,,nort,,,ity n has hoon h,t
''S'
ie" years siilo0 '''''' 1t was '9'i'i'"'eu
that the average consumption of
wheat in this country was six bush
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
Nation Pays Tardy Tribute to
Professional Soldiers Who
Surrendered Lives on GettyS-
burglS Crimson Field
MONU MENT UNVEILED
BY MISS HELEN TAFT
Impressive Addresses by Pres
ident and Secretary Of War
Feature of Memorial Cere-
monies on Battle Ground,
rBy Morning Journal SPECIAL Ien~cd Wire

TBy Morning Journal Special Ienscd Wirel
Gettysburg, Pa, May 31.-This was
the day of tardy honor to the regulars
at Gettysburg.
An imposing shaft Of granite erect
ed by congress to the memory of those
Of the regularly enlisted forces who
fell IN the three days lighting about
the Round Tops and tho bloody anglo
was unveiled by the presidents daugh-
ter, Miss Helen II. Taft, while the
president himself paid tribute to Of
ficers ANA men of the United states
army. past ana present
The president put himself squarely
on record as opposed IN amy reduction
in the present stanaiH my He told
of the prejudice whiee o.ten has aris-
en- against the pof Hiity of aggres-
sions by a reEula army and pro-
fessional soldiery AHe pl the corres-
ponding difficulty arousing that
love and pride Of army which
expresses itse toaag md has fire.
yuently expressed itscif IN the past
in behalf of the navy
The president said hot The services
of the regular arms have never been
commemorated adeaaately by the ma
ton or the army
..The nrofesslon # arpaa has always
hoon an hoear ne declared.
"Au honor 10 ih aolar army OF the
r-nited states yer in its history
has if had a st i upon its escut-
oheon.r
on the way Gettysburg from
Pittsburg. the nree .anes car was sider
tracfed M york fr two hours and
during his STAY he made brief ad-
dress In which he aolared again his
hone for the aarfg enactment of tar
Ire I'M 4f he r.ara riu only be good
and send some alh got weather in
rnne,
-Four raeimrrf. If the regular army
voro bore to e..srt the president and
70 narticinats h the exercises. There
also was n perse.l escort to the pres
ident made IN OF galegans Of the reg
nlor army VINO fought in the Gettys-
burg campaign
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
SIGNAL FROM TAFT
TO START WHEELS
At SEATTLE
Great AIaSka-Yukon Exposition
Formally Opened to Public
This Afternoon at Three,


iBy Morning journal Special T.eased Wirsl
Washington. Man 31.-An interest
ing event at the White House tomor-
fow viii be the opening of tho Alas
k-Nukon exposition at Seattle by
President Taft. He viii touch q solie
sold kcy ornamontcd with gold mug
gets and will transmit the electric
spark that will start the machinery In
the exposition grounds He viii re-
ceive a message from the exposition
officials and transmit one of congratu-
ation and good wishes
The ceremony viii take place at 8
o'clock in the afternoon in the east
room of the White House The hom
has been changed from $50 90 3
o'clock, which is noon i'm Seattle. The
congressional delegatio nfrom wash
lngton and probably members of the
diplomatic corps viii be present Sen
aior Hyles of Washington viii make
a short address
The gold key which the president
VIII touch was presented 90 him q
lew days ago by Secretary Ballluger
and the Washington congressional
delegation. 1t is said to be the most
costly and unique instrument ever
used by president for a similar pur-
posse
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01

would have come from this we can
only conjecture. but it is Well within
the bounds OF reason to assert that
the good would have been dWarfed in
with the evil
There would hnve been = hate and
rivalry between north ana south as
intense rs that between France and
Germany. with a border line far more
extended, people less amenable TO con
troll and causes for friction that are
numerous. A Gordon of forts would
have stretched from the Atlantic to
the Western border of Texas and
army and navy establishments would
have devourcd the substance OF the
people and miltarism would have
dominated civil government The civ
illzation Of all the states would have
developed on different and more crit
ical lines II may be that In the
logic of events the war had TO come
that Il was the fierce. cruol and in
cyltable erucible which was to fulhll
dostiny--that OF making us. as il did
a stronger and more harmonious
people, united with solid front te
meet the great problems that NOW
confront our race
1--WE are no wiser or no more pa
trlotic than were the men who were
conspicuous in that great drama We
look backward our vision is not OBJ
scurcd by the tcmpestu, us otmos-
phcrc which surrounds Thorn ana we
stand upon a different pinnacle in the
march OF history They passed
through the valley OF the shadow of
death and we by their trials have at
tanned to mount Of widor vlaon
than was permitted to them
GOD grant that in the great ma
tional drama. which net by act a
blond of mirth ana sadness. mixture
of comedy ana tragedy, is always II
progress. developing day by day those
things which VIII shape the destiny
OF our country, we may enact our part
with the grandeur, horolsm and pa
triotism which they Illustrated.
at this day there are but few. II
any. dispassiunate thinkers in the
north who question the patriotism Of
those of the south, who on this strick-
en- field gave an example OF American
valor that win forever thrill tn,
hearts of mankind IN all countries
"At this day there are in the South
but few. if any, who would not turr
swiftly with sentiment of abhorrenc
from any suggestion that II woul,
have been better for the south IL T.
had succeeded in establishing gov
eminent And this IS true even Of
the survivors OF those who on this
very ground
saw n gray gigantic ghost
'Receding through the battle cloud
And heard across the tempest loud
The death cry Of a nation.
with one mind and ear the poopl'
of this great country" said Mr Dick
inson in conclusion, looking to the
future with no rivalry but in generous
patriotism and cherishing no hate bu'
only the glorious memories of this
bloody field, cnn with hearty accor6
proclaim In the language of southern
poet commemorative OF this very
slrJEsle
" Fold up the bannora smelt the guns
Love rules Her gentler purpose runs
"A mighty mother turns IN tears
"fhc pages Of her battle years,
Lamenting all her fallen ones"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01

danger OF any large importauons or
bacon and ham to this country When
the Wilson bin was in operation with
a duty of three cents q pound there
We're no importations There Is no
possibility that there VIII be large
importations OF lard under a duty Of
/ l-2 cents n pound as fixed by the
house There Syas no Increase in
these importationa nder the Wilson
bin"
MT Hepburn insisted some Of the
rates had been made too low
Mr.. Aldrich, suggesting the settle
ment Of the question by a vote. the
Iowa senator declared his intention 70
conclude his remarks. Mr.. Heyburn
and AIR Baconsengagcd in o colloqny
concerning the effect OF the taritf on
prices ana Mr. Cummins declared that
while Iowa raised ten million hogs an
nuaiy the farmers dld not believe
the duty on bacon and hams had any
thing TO do with the price of this
farm product
Mr. Culberson. (Texas) offered a
norton of the testimony OF Andrew
Carnegie as an example of the views
of q republican that the reduction OF
duties would lessen the price to the
consumer Mr.. Aldrich suggested
that somc democrat should place all
of Mr.. Carnegie's statements on the
tariff record as a democrat text book.
He had no doubt it would be used for
that purpose for the next twenty
years
Mr.. Bailey acted upon Mr.. AID
rlch's Suggesting asking that Nh,
Carnegic's testimony be printed as a
separate document.
Obtaining permission to reconsider
the action of the senate in adopting
the finance committee amendments
increasing the duty on bacon. hams
and lard Mn Aldrch formally with
drew the amendments and the lower
duties of the house bill were agreed
to.
Mr Bacon Of Georgia moved to re-
consider the paragraph on fresh meat
and game but the senate refused to
by vote Of 40 to so, and the par
graph as amended by the hnanc,
ommlttee was accepted
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
PHILADELPHIA
CAR LINES
CRIPPLED
WILD TALK OF GENERAL
STRIKE IN QUAKER CITY
Mayor Threatens to Take Over
Traction System and 0per-
ate It With Police and Fire
men If Trouble Continues,

my Morning Journal special Leased Wire
Philadelphia. May Non-union
mon from other cities were put to
work today In an effort 10 break the
strike of the motormen and conduc-
tors of tie great street ear lines OF this
city notwithstanding these impor-
tations not car left any Of the barns
after \ o'clock tonight
sympathi2ers Of the stret car men
made demonstration at the barns
whore the men nre quarterod, and
many were arrested by the police
Mayor Rcybun stated today ne would
swear in ten thousand extra police
men II necessary and keep the cars
running for the convenience OF the
public. The public will be accommo-
lated. the mayor said, If the city had
20 take over the transit conpany's 3
ines and run them itself with the
'lremen the police and the extra po-
Ice"
John Murphy. president of the Cen
rial Labor Union. pledged the sup
1ort Of the Central Labor Union TO
he trolleymen.
III the Rapid Transit company
lon't come to time by Thursday" he
said, there will be general strike de-
Jared by Friday. We Will parade
3road street Saturday and show them
our strength
A crowd of strike sympathizers at
acked Leslie Snow, motorman. to-
light. Snow drew a revolver and
Nircd five bullets into the crowd, but
no one was seriously injured. The po-
Ice rescued tho motorman. Tho sn-
looms were again closed at O'Clock.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
CONTEMPT CULPRITS TO
APPEAR FOR SENTENCE

Washington. May 3t-Former
Sheriff J. r. Shipp of Chattanooga and
his five co-defendants were cited by
tho supreme court Of the United
States to appear before it TO receive
sentence for contempt of court in con-
nection with the lynching Of the negro
Johnson. reached here today. sheriff
Shipp's FIVE associates are Jeremiah
Gibson. Nick Nolen, Harry Padgett,
william and Luther Williams. The
men say that they will be IN court
promptly tomorrow. The party is
stopping at hotel and the members
are under little or no restraint
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
BOMB THROWER RESUMES
WAR ON GAMBLERS

Chicago. May 81 The homb throw
er, who has been the nemesis OF
local gamblers for more than a year,
resumed operations tonight The en-
tire front Of building in the down
town district was blown out and three
persons slightly injured.
This IS the thirty-hrst of a series Of
similar explosions The explosions
are the result of a war between two
factions Of gamblers. A whist
party Is said 90 have been in progress
in tho wrecked building
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
CLAIM AGED PROMOTER
IS BAREFACEO SWINDLER

Louisville, Ky, May 31-Detcctives
.oday arrested j. t. Walter Brandt,
seventy years. who claims 10 represent
the Hawaii Purchasing Co. of Homo
lulu. ON charges OF obtaining money
ON false pretenscs. The police claim
chat Brandt who has fitted MP u
sumptuous office In this city. is a
nctitiusly named empoye of a nom
existing company and that he has OBJ
t6incd goods worth $1,000 from local
merchants. Brandt came here from
san Francisco
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
SENDS FLOODED
HORSES TO ARGENTINE

Lexington. KY. May sf--One hun
lred and thirty horses will be ship
ed from James ben Ali Haggln's FL
mendorT farm hero tomorrow FOR sale
IN the Argentine Republic.
This is the largest shipment over
made to South America from the Unit
d states. G. H. Berrlman, manager
If the Elmendorfr farm today pro-
Hounccd the published story that Hag-
gin would sell all the Elmondorh'
norses ana cease producing. to be
false.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-06-01
NI.ltor. swnrm Japanese ship..

Seattle. May 81 The japanese
cruisers Aso and Soya received visitors
an day. who fairly swarmed over the
ships. soon after noon as many Of
tho officers. mldshipmen and crew ot
the cruisers as could be spared. came
ashore and were conveyed 30 street
cars to TIE western Washington fair
grounds. where garden party and
reception was held under the direc-
tion of the Washington-Japancse so
cIety Col Woodbury. sent the United
Army band from Fort Worden and
Admiral Ijichfs hand furnished
music.