New-York tribune., 1909-09-26
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THE DUTCH.
THE DUTCH.

The Dutch took Holland years ago
With bold heroic bravery,
And ever since have ruled it we'll
For freedom, not for slavery:
To unknown lands exploring.
And soon he took Manhattan Isle
And found the place aluring.
Then up and down the Shatemuc
On Halt Moon sailed at leisure,
And found the land quite fair to see,
And When a. last he reached his home
To tell mis- deeds OF daring
They toasted him with SChiedam Schnapps
And then began the swearing
And Damned the Zuyder Zee
AS such damp air could be.
They then began to dig canals
And dam them too. with dikes.
and fish In them for eels and sprats
With trawling nets and fykes
Then windmills built along their banks
OF every kind and size
To pump up water which leaked out
Or rained down from the skies
Hostein cattle then they bought
And marked them black and white.
So they could them long way off
And milk the cows each night and morn
Beneath the shady trees,
And then make Edam cheese
They raise all kinds of ducks and geese
Ard from them pluck the feather
To make those soft and downy beds
So warm In wintry weather.
They pickle everything in sight
81 OF FISH and flesh and fowl
They smoke both ham and jowl.
Thev make ten thousand kinds Of cake
And cover them with frost and cream
AID various kinds of ice.
They are the neatest folks on earth
truth wc'rc pleased to utter.
Each day they scrub the house and stoop
And then they scrub the gutter.
An honest, temperate frugal
That can't he praised too much:
For: take the people all in all.
There's none can beat the Dutch
FITZ NIGEL
The current number of THE American Hebrew
contains editorial on the exclusion of Jewish
children from the private schools OF Washington
in which the writer says: The matter is one
which in its larger aspect is of graver Importance
TO the non-Jew- than to the Jew 1t is creating
and fostering a spirit so contrary TO the true
American spirit and that has become so wide
spread that in the next generation it is inevitably
bound to become very serious matter 10 the
whole country. Children be brought uD in
tolerant and be tolerant. in narrowness and be
come broad. They cannot be educated TO hatred
and become loving. That this discrimination
should take place in Washington. the capital OF
the country. should give cause for fruitful Thought
to every true American citizen"
B, Boarding MistIess-Is there anything wrong with
very critical examination. -
Mr.. FourPef-oh. d. not anything wrong with the
wishbOne. that's alL-Tit-Bits '''N'''e i0' 'he
On Thursday last the Venerable Bi,bon para, .,
the Episcopal diocese OF Maryland. who is soon n
have coadjutor in the person OF the Rev. Dr
John Gardner Murray celebrated the eigbtv-th,r4
anniversary OF his birth at his home in Baltimore
AIter the conservation OF his coadjutor on Septem-
Der 70 Bishop Paret will sail for Europe 10 sneDd
a year In rest and recreation. Bishop ParAt v,as
born in New York September 23 1926 He was
graduated from Hobart College In 1919 He VS.
made deacon in 1852. and priest in 1853.
:, N, MistTess-YoT know. Melinda. we're all very.
fond OF you. l hope you like your roO,,, al a very
content with your wages I'm tbInliD." ," ana are
you my silk pctticoat "s vi sIVlng
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