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NATIONAL CASH REGISTER os-;
car Groshell. sales agent for Utah. Ex-i
merit cash register repairing. No. 221
Main st. .35 ~
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Byw aTER GRoo, A-l4s YES rasY.
South Temple. Ho 4 airs !. n =
sinY.4E tterng. cOrnice. nt,ss

MCCORMICK & CIR co., az ,fsfs y ~
90l D. II. Walker b liz. els y
x ABOUT to build see II L.
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Elite DresssnalinE and Ladies Tailor.
ing. 8 Union Ave-. rear Sel South aa
East. Phone 1Ia-y. Mrs ]. Il Malone.
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ONE TON OF sCRATcH PAPER IN
quantities to suit buyer. at 10 cents
per pound. Call at the Job Dept.
Deseret News.
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f. p. DEAL Coal, Kindiing and Block
Wood. 1sS Z, third South. Both. phones.
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FOR THE oFFIoE

sTYPEWRITERS,. ALL MAKES, RENT
5edt repaired, exchanged. bought and sold.
Utah Typewriter Exchange Co. 81 West
Second South Street. s.
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IL STEAM. CARPET cLEAlN.INGsk
works; & cold-blast featherN renoVathhn1ggi
work qua ranteed. Cor. sSth w est and \ So.
Temple. n EImyri Eynon. Prop. Bell = e1t.is
2o1s; Ind lilo. Moved 436 7the East.
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New and Second Hand Safes. Cash
trade ors terms. Sorenson-Stoutt Co.. Al
to 81 East Third South Street.
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HOME PAPER CLEANING co.
Reasonable prices. Offices 40 Nv. Sec
ond South. Bell s145: Ind. 1145.s Us Al
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s. j. b. HENDERSON CON. co..
wholesale retail, ISL State. Phones
1853. Right prices and prompt delivery.
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OPTICIANS.

Y DR.. GRACE STATION. OSTEoPATH
removed to 6e7-s Scott Bid. Both phonss
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GIRLS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS. AP-
ply Troy Laundry, 49, South 9Th Ea st-
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GOOD COOK, OCT OF TOWN, GOOD
wages Call 76 North state. .s,s
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LIVERY.

Ea H.. l1ARDLEY Fse.,a I ~ rs ~
! Place. Electricians. $500.
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Is NEW AND SECONDHAND FuRNI-
5ture-Stoves and ranges-wil1 exchange
buy, or sell any old thing Washbnrn
Furniture 60. s. West LIST South. Bell
55a9l2. Ind. 1iss. - n
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AT1,ERNs AMI, MODELS \, 10y
weed. hiass, iron and alum urr, : !, VA pats
delivery Estimates ~ tyu,saedsssf
tern ard model work V u
~, H. Nv hitecar. Prom. rs
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Y Z Will. 5Nor BE IRRESPONSIBLE FOR
any debts incurred by my wife. Annie
Birrell, from the. date of this notice.
WILLIAM sBIRRELL.
June 10. 1900.
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q GRToN co.lTi a Is aiBER 80 =, =.
Both phones sos, Manu- sacturst ~ Us
red Felt Il ring. Pl Itch and sGreosoe e.-.
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HELP NANTED--NiEALE

INTERNAL RENENEI III q sSAhll y, A.
tons will 8beEheld Ind tins and otherScities
sept. i. MANY men. needed. ItuiI particu-i
lars free. Ask for booklet esa Wa shtng-
ton civil Service School, washington
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Il HousEkEEPERs, LABOR SAVING,
teonyeniences and novel kitchen utensils
Novelty Utility Agency. Il South West
Temple. a&
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RUGS CARPETS CALLED FOR, DE-
.livered and laid cleaned by vacuum Or.
nriteed. National House Cleaning Co
Phones 1885; Ind. 9S7.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
;HAITERS-IsACE CURTAINS

SPLENDID SHOWING OF SPRING
millinery. Repair work a specialty Mis-.
Ernst. ils f. End South, Ind PA. 's.sl NJ
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TYPEwRlTTEN LETTERS.

Letters that have the individuality Of
personal dIctution The Multiptess Go.
51T Sec. & Trust Bldg. Bel 45a2.
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SHORT HOURS, WITH 2SPLENDID.
pay FORD doing pleasant work, are found
in the e. S. Government service. we
prepare You to FIJI existing vacancies I.s y
.i1licant . et1ro,lIng now. Booklet 442. tells
Iey ever, Free. ASH for III. Washing
ton Civil Service School, Washington,
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LADIES III RKIsH BATHS EXPERT
LADY attendants Face massage,
mafiicuring hair dressing. Santa
rum parlors, 81 yV,53rd So. Bell 6os; Ind.
1s1S. IL. ~. W.
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FOR SALE.
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DIR. G. a. GAMBLE. 6l5-1s, BOSTON
Building. Bell 52s1: Ind. ia, iss3
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HAIRDREss1NG. NIANICURING.

Shampooing, manicuring. facial mas
sage. Mrs. A. G.. Rocket. All work done
Mt your home. Work guaranteed. Bell
oa04-x: Ind. 264s. State Street.
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MINING E,NGrNEERs I.

II. G:5 Gi!lkerson, Mining and civil ~,
T us, M :IHaterworks, Sewer Al;
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DIR ALICE L. IIOUGHToN, osTEos
path. s. Mere. Blk. Bell SCI Ring 2. 81
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VISITING CARDS. WEDDING sINvI-
tations and Ornamental penmanship. La
ayette Giles. =. D. S. cuisines College.
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i4AEs q q r oBiNsoN ( Az - z
-.s..sa- sei.5 Judge BuiIdlnr - ttcEs
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AGENTS WANTED.

4 s GIRL FOR GENERAL, HOUSEWORk
No Washing. 254 w. list North. iE
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LARGE PADDED VANS AND GOOD
snare6 !. III ~ &lcan warehouse. by Smith
Transfer Co.. III West End South Ind
1907; ID ell 3559s s85 81 5{ 4 Il y III z. q;
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sJKEYs, FITTED, IN TIL D. sN 81,
fBrazing. Walter NJ. Jonesa N 9. e
ard Street.
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HARVEY & co. 10 WEST sc. TEN
MIG ST. Bell So, Ind 2l4
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ROOMS. HOTELS. ETC.

f. GRANITE Coal. AND FEED co.
Phones 1885. Yard Belis.sso. 100 z. End So
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CANCERS REMOVED WITHOUT THE
knife. siS South Stll West. Bel ~ -. 53 IS
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MOVING. STORAGE. ETC.

nTIJCIIEIIIli VAN AND SToRAtGI,hs
ca. o7a South West Temple, Phones "
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sBu1nDING AND lANUEACruRING

AllEs F I.L isls =. Z;
steam and hot ter con W -
+ East First South Street.
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n I, EIRID - !! co. 100 SO. Gwrss
len q pieasst Phone ALA Bell. ChsmissS 4.
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THE SALT LAKE HOUSE WRECK
ing Co. W. N. Griffin, Prop. Buildings
promptly removed: owner we'll paid
Yard. al So End E. 81. Ind tel. 23;s.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-07-15
Valuable Farms For Sale.

Farm No. /. Has 100 acres cleared
and timbered land known as Fish Com.
mission situated directly on Chesapeake
Bay. Has reelourths mile water front.
Ten miles view upand down Bay. Beau.
tlinl summer home. Splendid oyster
bottom 10 be had BY leasing same IRON
state Premises generally. bnildinge etc.
n good repair.
Farm No. 2 adjoins No. /. Contains
$50 acres cleared and tilnbered land 81,
tuated on South Of st. Jefome's Creek.
Beautifully located. Desirable for any
purposes. Premises generally, buildings
etc. IL good repair.
Farm No. s adjoins No. 2. Has 100
acres cleared 4nd fiubered and borders
ON Philips Branch q tributory of st.
Jerome's Greek Wlll euit any industri-
GUS farmer. Premises generally. bufld.
lpgs, etc., In good repair.
Farm No. y can. Bio divided into two
smaller farms and made splendid homes
Land II Level Easy cultivated responds
quickly and adapted to the growth ofaIl
kinds Of grains and other enfratg fruftn
ETC., etc, Conveniently located "a
Churches, Schools and Wbarres. Can *
bought on easy terme long time pay,
menta. Write or call Tor Information.
wv. p. POWELL,
July 16-u' Ridge. Nd.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-07-15

JOHE FKNnLKToH kKNnEnY. IL. 3. auth
Or was born N Baltimore. AhG ~ I'M 1diesl
Oct. -, 1910 lie NxtdnAfot AZ the InfferaIfS
Of Maryland "a iSi4s WA admitted to the bal
Ia 1915 served 70 ne Legislature IN 100 ~
member o. toafE ls "a presidential
was ChairmanS ~ t4e House Committee on
tommefce 10 ErnHft1a, 1914 ne WA again
elected q tnp Ma land isoRi1 atnfo and Wa
speaker 81 the U9&so In 1855 Was nnpolntkd
Secretary OF the Navy 1864. and aided IL M
ting out tpm llkozzfn Fagry'n IanAn * paf1
u1n and bk. hauNe second Arrksp voyaWn
Maryland. Ykgo.pFAntdnmt III Rhe MnrYIasld
historical NpNfatgs hartman OF the Hoard "A
Trustees ~ the FeHb0aY Academy, HaltE.
moro Apd trustee Nk me Peabody Kdncntion.
and Of q iAEe q William writ
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-07-15
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

The following tracts Of land located n
st. Mary's county can be purchased
cheap and on Liberal terms, Il time - do
sired
A farm on road leading from Saint
Johns to BE-. Andrews church; contain
Ing 125 acres. Dwelling of I've rooms
stable and barn. Level and fairly tim
bered. Soil varied.
A farm near, or adjoining the same
on the 6iebe road, containing 228 acres
level and well timbered. Small dwelling
aud stables, barn and corn house In good
condition Fine tobacco soil.
A farm near Laurel Grove containing
100 acres, mUte o. Less. Dwelling and
Gus houses in good condition. Fine
Tobacco soil.
Also one tarm containing 100 acres,
near JArb0esville, 9Th District. well
timbefed IN oak pine and gum.
The above lands bsing owned BY me,
can bC purchased exclusive 81 Agent'a
commission.
In addition 20 the above lands, I hvae
Tor sale the following very desirable
IaFma In the 9th dIstfict, near Charlotte
Hall, and on the southern Maryland
Railrvad, which can b. bought At . re-
sonAhle figures and on liberal terms.
A farm Id the och District, containing
2bA acres; can 10 divided into two
larme. On 0ne eide h barn 81 0OxA0,
with large peach orchard; on other aide,
two small dWellings. directly on railroad:
both Sides well timbeFed
Another farm containing 900 acres
building, large dwelling ol 10 rooms
tAree barns and tanant house. Well
tlmbersd.
Another farm Of 1oe acres; tine. rooms
dwelling. new barn, aOx4O, well tim
bered and tenant houses Tor labor.
Another farm Of 100 aersa; larKedweIl.
Ing 81 z rooms and barns; heavily
tImbored with chestnut and white oak.
Tenant house for labor.
Another farm 81 l0a acres. Q room
dwelling; nice barns h good repair. /
tenant house.
Tho last neptloped four larma adIcin
each other, near Charlotte Hall. and all
ia close proximity 60 Railroad.
EN0CH b. ABELL..
I.eonardtown, Md.
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y. VOIGT
MANUFACTURING JEVELEU
720 Seventh Street Northwest,
BETwEEN O. end n.
WASHINGTON, D. c.
eRE4assassassaa

Everybody has some friend
whom they wish TO make
happy. II may be mother
or father. sister or brother. II
may be a wife. or II may be a
sweetheart -and often them
selves.
Our stock Of JeweIry and
Bric-a-Brac is a complete.
Each piece has been carefully
selected and we feel satisfied
that a visit from you will
bear us out that we have as
fine a selection as can be
found anywhere. Why not
give us a call.
Any article that you may
select will be laid aside and
delivered when wanted. Ex-
perienced clerks. Polite at
|tention.
WATCHES. DIAMONDS, EN-
BLEMs, RINGS, sILvERWARE,
CLOCKS and BRoNzEs. PRAYER
BOOKS rnd MEDALS.
725 7sh Street,. N. W. Washing.
ton. D. O., is the place and the man
10 deal with is Z. v0TGT.
Everyone who deals with voIgt Ii
pleased.
Nov. l2-ly.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1909-07-15

PARTIES having Real or Personal
Property for sale can obtain des.
criptive handbills neatly oxscuted
and st city prices
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-06

should not be repressed but encour-
aged. While proper decorum during
after the blessing has been pronounced
Sabbath joy should be expressed in a
natural way. Ours is no straight
jacket religion and the temple will
have still stronger hold on our af-
lection when it becomes not only the
house of prayer, but the center of good
will. l therefore recommend thai
after the Friday evening service ar
informal reception be held, lasting not
more than thirty minutes
The end of my term of office having
expired, | desire to thank you for the
honor and cooperation you have given
me. Special thanks are extended the
Ladies' Aid Society, the Board of AT
filiated Officers and Dr. Bernstein. My
best wishes will follow the future of
our beloved Congregation.
Respectfully,
HENRY j. DANNENBAUM,
President
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-06
PRESIDENT DANNENBAUM'S MES
SAGE.
SAG e.

To the Members of Hebrew Congrega-
tion Beth Israel:
The minutes of the meeting held
by the board of officers and the re-
ports submitted on this occasion will
acquaint you with the affairs of the
Congregation during the past year and
also it's present condition. The advent
into the new Temple and the increase
of communal population are reflected
in the growth of our fiscal strength.
The budget for the ensuing year now
sumbitted for your consideration is,
think warranted by our necessities
and prospects. There are other
matters which l desire to suggest for
your action:
While every Jewish Congregation is
independent, yet all have common in
terests which can be promoted by I'M
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-06

Malinsky looked savage for a mo-
ment, then he showed that old smile
of his.
Don't you see," he began quietly,
that if the men who have to talk
said less, they would think more, and
the more they thought the more con-
sequential would be their utterances,
and the result would be less strife and
more union. Instead we promote talk
itiveness and we breed insincerity. We
demand verbal vaudeville and we get
it, Some of it is good, some bad, but
nearly all of it is mere show Now,
| understand it. | see a whole of stunt
phrase in the newspapers and I
laugh; but there comes along poor
fellow who doesn't see the humor of
life and he takes it all seriously, and
then there is a splutter, a splash and
goodness knows what else
"The point of which is" | insisted.
Zach! You have forgotten our
CHEEKY chats" murmured Malinsky.
you want the moral. You want me
to take up brick and say, this is
brick 1 refuse, l will give you a
thought that I read somewhere, and
lent spaces men learn to trust each
other"
Then he went away, and that is just
like Malinsky.-Boston Advocate.
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-06
PRESIDENT eoRDoN's MESSAGE.

Houston, Tex, Apr 30, 1909
To the Members and Trustees of the
Adath Yeshurun Congregations
Gentlemen this is the first
time that we have assembled together
under the newly elected body | would
kindly ask you to permit me to ex-
press some of my feelings towards the
Congregation and Judaism at large.
First will, in the name of the
Congregation, and of it's members, ex-
press my thanks to the past-president
and to the past officers for the good
work they have done, and for the beau
tiful Temple they have erected for the
Jews of Houston, as it is an honor for
us and for the Jews of Texas.
Second will thank you gentlemen
who have accepted an office under the
present administration to serve with
me, and | hope that we will all work
together in harmony and peace, and
forget and forgive for the sake of max
ing a success of all our undertakings.
Third Thesfollowing will be mem
orandum which would like to suggest
to your honorable body for considera-
ton, and if found satisfactory,
would like for you to act on same dur
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-06
THE JEWISH HERALD.


ion. This is especially true of reform
congregations in this country The
education of rabbis, questions of rit-
ual, ETC., call for concerted action. To
meet this need there has been organ
lied and now fourishes the Union of
American Hebrew Congregations of
the United States, ours being one of
the very few not in the ranks. We
can not afford to withhold our support
from the work it is doing and l earn
estly recommend that you affiliate
with it's membership.
AS citizens of this country, we en-
joy rare religious liberty Nothing will
do more to protect and strengthen this
right than that cur neighbors should
know our religious viewpoint We seek
no converts to our faith, recognizing
that righteousness is the basis of all
civilized religions, but our ritual and
pew system have concealed from the
outer world the merits of our position.
ignorance, misunderstanding and pref
udice are the consequences. l recon-
mend that special accommodations be
made for the general public for one
service each month and that we ex-
tend special invitation for this serv-
ice. it being understood, of course,
that visitors to our services are al
ways welcomed.
Of much Importance is the cultiva-
ton of closer relations with our sis
ter congregation, Adath Yeshurun
Though differing in ceremonials, in
essentials we are one The "Shema
YlSroeF' is our common WatchWord
Their members should be made to feel
at home in our Temple. A better I'M
derstanding of each other will
strengen Judaism in this city. l re-
commend that the newly elected Off
GERS confer with their authorities with
view to holding two join receptions
each year, after Friday evenings serv-
ice, one at each house of worship
The Jewish herald. (Houston, Tex.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-06

A fact rich in suggestion is the ex-
change of social greetings between the
attendants at our Friday evenings ser
vice The close personal tie which
unites us forces expression in the an
mated chat and the warm hand-clasp.
"Guten Shabbos" is the key which
opens the way to sociability. This
The Yale expositor., 1909-03-12
CONGRESS TO Be
RECONVENED
SPECIAL SESSION CALLED TIC
MAKE REVISION OF THE
TARIFF.
NEW CABINET SWORN IN
Latest News and Gossip From the Ma.
tIonaI' Capital Interestingly and
Briefly Told.

All but two of the nine members OF
President Tafts cabinet are now in
office. Six, including Secretaries
Knox, Meyer, Wilson, Nagel and Bal.
linger, and Postmaster-Gensral Hitch
cock, took the oath of Office Saturday;
Attorney General Wickersham was
sworn in Friday, and Secretary Dickin-
son and Secretary MacVeagh present
eded themselves later on Saturday.
President Taft issued a proclamation
calling congress in extraordinary ses-
sion March Is to revise the tariff.
President Taft's second day at the
White House, like the first, was one
OF handshaking and glad words. Dele
cation after delegation was received.
His methods in the art of mixing
were demonstrated to be different
from those of ex-President Roosevelt
Mr.. Taft takes much more time than
did his predecessor in making the &C.
quaintance Of his callers, and insists
on knowing not only their full names,
but their residence and matters OF
family history.
The Yale expositor., 1909-03-12
The lnauuuratjon.

William H. Taft, of Ohio, and James
S. Sherman, of New York, were in
augurated Thursday as president and
vice president of the United States.
Sherman took the oath at 11:12 p. m.
and Taft at 1885.
The ceremony of the Inauguration
was accompanied with all due for
mality and finality, but under most
unusual conditions, owing to terrible
blizzard which swept over the nation
al capital, paralyzing street traffic, de-
stroying communication with the out
side world and bringing dismay to
the thousands Of assembled visitors
who had gathered in expectation Of
the usual spectacular demonstration.
Notwithstanding the adverse condi-
tons, all of the main features of the
inauguration were accomplished. The
main change was in modifying the
original program so that the inaugural
address, usually delivered from the
east portico of the capitol, was pro-
nounced by Mr.. Taft in the senate
chamber, where he also took the oath
of Office.
The Yale expositor., 1909-03-12

Washington, Mar. Sin the senate
chamber, which seldom before has wit
messed so impressive a ceremony or
held a more brilliant audience, in the
presence of high dignitaries of state
and nation and the ambassadors and
the representatives of every country
of the civilized world, William H. Taft
shortly before one o'clock yesterday
took the oath of Office as president of
the United States and delivered his in
augural address. A binding snow and
sleet storm, which swept in upon
Washington late Wednesday night and
continued throughout the forenoon,
caused an abandonment of the outdoor
ceremony at the capitol.
The nations capital, for many hours,
was cut off from all wire communica-
ton with the rest of the world.
1t was day Of strenuosity in Wash
ington and as if in sympathy with the
outgoing executive the weather made
a blizzardly appeal to the thousands
who were not deferred by the worst
that the weather man could turn on.
To add the final touch of strenuosity,
Mr.. Roosevelt declined to ride to the
The Yale expositor., 1909-03-12
The Fortune Tellers.

The bill making it a misdemeanor
to tell fortunes or predict the future
for money, which passed the house
last week, is being very vigorously
fought in the senate. A hearing was
held on Thursday evening, at which
a large number of Spiritualists were
present on account of the bill affecting
their right to hold meetings and
charge for seances. In the midst Of
the hearing, what at first appeared to
be small white flags, were seen flut-
tering near the lofty ceilings above
the galleries of the senate chamber
and some thought manifestation of
spirits was being made for the benefit
OF the occasion. 1t TRANSFERRED, how
ever, that some of the pages had
strung handkerchiefs on a cord and
rubber, and succeeded in making a
very cleve. deception.
The Yale expositor., 1909-03-12
Why There Was a Funeral.

THAT looks like a newly made grave
that little hummock over there on
the desert" said the traveller from tho
east.
That's just what 1t Ia, neighbor,"
answered Arizona AL. THE editor OF
the Weekly Cactus Spine was buried
ever there last week"
What was his complaint"
"He didn't have none. 1t was Coyote
Cal that had the complaint. You see,
there was a baby born up to Calls
house spell ago, and the editor wrote
an item about it, sayin' a tow-heade6
little girl he'd come to make Cal and
his woman happy, but 1t pears that
the printer got the letters mixed some
how. Leastways it said in the paper
when Cal read it that it was two
headed baby, and him bein' an i'm
pulsive cuss, there want nothin' to do
but hold the funeral the next day but
one"