The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-08
DRIFTWooD
p-r-r-r.r.r the Cold wave is hyss.

B-r-r-r-r-r the Cold Wave Is hsre- already.
 When a lady breaks her New Year's resolution 1t isn't mark Of couftesy for you to stoop and pick It up TOT ner'' Why do women persist in telling jokes without any point to 'nemf
 TSsss rv s n dSsss Sss of RsSpss pssey ynS go ss eared to death half the time that something they dreamed Is going to either happen or not happen
 Cheer up--mebbe when q girl is compelled to practice four hours q day on the plano she will soon learn to hate music so that saae will not play at when drunk believe only haif you see. .as The Sunday lid has been put on the New York theatres. The laws aren't fine only things that are blue up that way--the actors feel that way about 1t, too. .' - .' Fried strawberries are all the rage fn New York. Frozen eggs are next In order--nothing like novelty dont you know, Poor ennessee-between murders and night riders and the Legisi&ture trying 10 put her dry; ;tn sns os ASs ne sns ns tire union,
 A 57-year-old man ran in the Yon-' he Is one oi the afty-eeven varieties. Eur hats for women Have 4evet Seen more, in favor thah they uS!S STs h.S socGy: iSs Thank goodness the Merry wa hao i'S uay
 A Missouri minister has been sus: pended because he naggsa anc a Mss1s h;s SGoSshlSN Sposneriy love little too far for conn fort. Glasses are supposed to give one an intellectual appearance There are some glasses. however. that give that Is, when he imbibes too many Of 'em.
 King solomon was a good dresser q wives. S Though the wisdom and {, me wives statement always did soung ln compatible to us. Of course things may nave been different Tn those dayS'
 %: f" seif-made man has nothing to be proud of when he makes an ass Of himself.
 Young man. when a pretty girl has her eye on you It is very nice. but when the. P. SIS mommer hss u,s s1s her eye on you. 1t is time to do slde-s'ep II you don't mean business.
 The sheath gown and the merry. wid have been dumped in the trash pile so far as the paragraphers are concerned Man vorshius money and he wor- ships woman. For this reason then the head of a woman adorns every silver them Is useless to him without the other.
 Fifty years hence the worids coal supply will be exhausted, but tnere IS no use to kick as lot of us VIII be where we needn't worry about coal, ,,IHs tt IS sodsS dsS he ne might have to write ad- vertlsing rhymes for a subsistence. Missouri man is kicking because Sis Sis teeth. The dentist is the one. to feel down in the mouth
 An Arkansas farmer is eomplsinins Hired man and carried on his pocket hnoE containing all his ready mouey. He ought to be willing to pay Lnat much to get rid of such an ungrateful crltter.
 Cold Wave.
 Cold wave has hit us but we ain't a tvs.sas sothi othinKin' sbout de spring time
 days a comin' by an by.| r.as night we reached fer kiver. kase
 our teeth wuz rattlin' so. (But goodness---think ob daisies in de niedder whar dey grow.) Dis morn I bruk de ice toe wash ma
 face in--dat am right CBut Lawdy wait till summer when'de
 cat fish bite.)
 De col wind des a whistlin' but toe r.s %s Ss. ne 0nuy huyyrSlS. SfS' honey frum de
 roses O de May)
 FTawg killin' time-is wld us an do (But I druther hab de summer an de
 slngin' ob de reel)
 However I ain't worryin' let de seasons tDe blossoms m ah de sweeter when dey
 come after de snow) So we'll pile de logs on higheT--an'
 we'ii Eether round de blaze. Ger it,s deI1I draps to sleep an, dream
 about de springtfme days) Old Marss Cold Wave we don't mind
 .Xou--an' yo' ways we understan's
 come right in an warm yo'
 hans.
 The Montgomery Advertiser is eall- ing loudly for the strict enforcement of the new State. wide prohibition law in sSsnsA A,.dsstsos Sps as esssS tSat sHs strictly In favor of temperinF the law with mercy.-Houston Post