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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29
What is Castoria.

AgT0RA is HARMLESS substitute for Oil, Paregoric and
Soothing Srups pleasant It contains neither Opium Morphine
other Narcotic substance It's its guarantee destroys Worms and aays
Fveshness cures DarhGa and Wind Ci relieves Tg Troubles
Constipation and Patulny asa the Food regulates the Stomach
and Bowels giving healthy and natural sleep The drens PanaceaTe
Mothers Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been IN use for
go years. has borne the signature Of C f. Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision its infancy Allow deceive you this
All Counte limitations and usasgood e with
endangr the health Infants and against Experiment.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

The value OF clothes specially chos.
en- with = view 70 hiding defects opens
up a vide field Of thought. for Just
as there are certain clothes 10 be
avoided BY tail women. and others 70
Be adopted By short ones. 80 also can
obesity or scragsiness be hidden By
properiy-seiecfed clothes.
Stout Nomen wiil do well 10 avoid
anything approaching eser-elaboratlon
o. design or trimming. all materials
bearing horizontal bars or big checks:
vivid eolors must also be avoided. aud
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29
DAISY FLY KILLER

Ebert Hubbard says he was nearing
the end Of lecture before one thou
sand attentive inmates Of a state in.
sane asylum, when an old woman came
screaming down the aisle, waving her
arms frantically.
"My God can Z stand this nonsense
any longer
*That, said the superintendent to
Mr.. Hubbard, els the first sign she
has shown of returning sanity
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

A lady who was just going 70 plant
some poppy seeds. which were very
small. put them in an old salt shak-
er: the task OF sowing them was made
much easier aud they we're sown even
~. This idea may be used with AL
small. fne seeds
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

For those who own 4 dr0p-head ma
chine an excellent plan is 70 make q
alp OF some soft material. for instance,
velour. 20 NJ leaf or top. Il preserves
the wood from scratches. etc. when
the machine is iE use. and serves as
cover when closed
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

Eddie Loving, who has recently OBJ
tanned an appointment as messenger in
he services Of President TAFT, Is a
noted golfer, though only 10.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

~ can tell you, said he, chow
much water runs over Niagara Falls to
a quart.
Glow muchf" she asked
1.-TWO pints. "
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

Allen s Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous and swollen, ach-
ing feet Sold by all druggists. Price
CSC. Don Z accept any substitute. Trial
package FREE. Address Allen S. Ohm
sted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

A comfortable, convenient family hotel,
half block from all car lines. Rates
Use per day and up. Write and engage
sccomodations in advance.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29
Among the many stories told in con

Among the many stories told in con-
nection with funerals the following de.
serves to be mentioned:
a gentleman at a Scottish railway
station noted a large mourning party.
Approaching one Of the mourners, he
quietly inquired il il were q funeral
1--WE Gamma exactly ca it a fu-
neral. ~ was the cautious reply, for
the corpse has missed the trainiv
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

Roumania is the most illiterate eoun-
try Of Europe. Two-thirds Of its in
habitants cannot read or write.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29
SEATTLE


invites you to the A Y. P. Exposition
We invite you TO stop at the
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

Mothers will end Mrs. Winslow's sooth'
Ing Syrup the best remedy TO use for tksn
children daring the teething period
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

The Friend-You look worn and de-
jected. What Is the trobule--ov erstudyi
The Actress-Quito tho rovcrse--,in.
derstudy. was in last night. and the
little hussy went on and made good.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

A man. debating letter to another
man with whom he quarreled, wrote
thus.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29

Is good plan 70 get the chemist
from whom they are purchased to ap
ply them.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29
Bad BLOOD

before began using cascarets had
a bad complexion. piniples on my face.
and my food was not digested as Il should
have been. Now am entirely we'll, and
the pimpics have all disappeared from my
face. can truthfully say that Cascaregs
are Just as advertised, have taken only
two boxes Of them
Clarence X. Griffin. Sheridan. Ind.
Pleasant. paialahio. Potent Taste Good
no Good. Never Sickcn, AFcakcn or Sripo.
loo, 2Sc. soc. Never sold in bulk. The Ecuu-
Inc tablet stamped G c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. w
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1909-07-29
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to ChdS. H. Fletcher.

BIattner.
prescribe obtaining
cusave A Esengaeber Il have
casoria repeatedly practice with good results and
mend 1t excellent mild and harmless remedy for children"
Dr. T. Dennis Of ST Louis Il prescribed
number
ind 4 be n excellent remedy children"
A
It
excellent
Chicago. H.
children have
on
Dr. Ekdson OF Omaha Neb. md castora be
family thing children
Dr. l. Robinson Of Kansas City, No. "Your castoria certainly
has merit Is not its continued mothers through all these
The attempts initiate dafonz
physician add? o
Dr. Edwin New York City
continue
invariably produced beneficial
n Of Brooklyn, called
medicines where maker alone In
the formula
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

but her only answer was a vaeanI stare.
Come, come" said the teacher; "uo yUd
mean to tell me that you can't repeat even
one verse;"
Nav" replied the small boy; II know
one"
Wen, then. let me have it," said the
teacher sharply.
And Judas went out and hanged him
self" repeated the young pnregenerate.
His teachers lips wreathed themselves in
a cynical smile as she said. Very good
and can you give me another" The boy
nodded, vigorously.
sure" he replied,
Let me have it. them responded his
teacher in her softest purring tones.
To her CONSERVATION the little reprobate
said, Go thou and do likewise" He en-
joyed a holiday the rest Of that afternoon.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
NearsiEhted New Workers.

AT a recent convention OF advertising men
In Louisville, one OF the delegates who
lives in the west, told a story Of having met
a man from New York.
Where are you from?' inquired the New
Yorker.
Los Angeles" said the man from Cali
fornia.
Oh 1 see" exclaimed the Empire state
inhabitant. 80 you're from the west. Well,
l We been west some myself. Now last year
l was out as far as Cleveland and stopped
awhile In P~ittsburg. l was all around the
west"
1T that so7' said the man from Los
Angeles. with a great show Of interest.
We'll / was up east myself not so very
long ago. ! was In Denver and Salt Lake
City and all around. It's strange We didn't
meet"-St. LOU Tim
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

The argument became heated. The divlnes
grew excited and angry.
William III was a great rascall roared
the first, as he struck the table with his
fist. "A great rascal, and / spit upon his
memory
The second divine. turning very red,
shouted
No, it's James IL that was the rascal.
1 spit upon his memory
AT this point the third divine rang the
bell and said gently TO the waiter;
90 'spittoons for two please. San Fran
cisco Call.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Oversfocked With Blankets

Our great Blanket sale still going
on. A great many lines reduced
every day. Monday will be best of all.
Cotton Blankets, each, 25c; pair, ACC.
Also soc, 75c, 81, 1925 and S1.T5
Wool nap Blankets, pair, 96c, 1925,
$3.50, $500 and $3.50.
Wool Blankets, 1928, $3.50, $500,
$3.50, $500, $500, $500.
California %Superfine Blankets, $1.9S,
$3.50, $500, $3.50, $500, $3.50,
$500, 5000.
High grade Medicated Blankets-at. per
pair, from. ........... S5sOO to $4,000
Mill made Comfortables, each, from $50
to .... ............ ......... $500
Home made ComforAbles, from the
finest white medicated cotton-at
Fancy Comfortables, each, from $500
70 -. 49,. .612.5O
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

feel above It, none OF us, men or women.
I am rather in sympathy with the bitter
ness OF Scroggs.
MRS. scroggs after a very unsatisfactory
dinner, said shrilly:
" When you married me, young man,
you didn't marry a cookP
" Well said Scroggs, and his tone was
very bitter-'well you needn't rub IT. in :"
Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

General Humphrey, retired. former quar-
ter master general Of the army, was dis
cussing a certain army officer who had
long been in the volunteer service.
What kind of a chap is he?" asked a
friend.
oh, nice enough" replied the general
But has he any sense?"
Sense" snOrted the general, 'he hasn't
sense enoug TO turn around In a revolving
chair ."-Saturday Evening Post
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Gleanings from the Story Teller's Pack

sam thought a minute. ''Ohl" he said,
Frightening up, I'm tell you when it was.
1 went to work the day after Bill Larkin
was married. l don't know how long ago
it was, but that was when"
Bill proved to be an engineer on the
road, and his marriage record was duly
looked up.-Clevelsnd Plain-Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
$500 19nrI%set Try HAxxD nHS @"S+ mSgs

patiently waiting for him to return here
so he can buy the best.
The archbishop, who was there attending
the ruby jubilee Of Bishop E. A. Garvey,
was taken to the %orphanage at Cresson by
the bishop. and delighted the little folks
with his amous stories.
why is a stick of candy like a horse 20
he suddenly asked.
Il know" piped a bit Of a lad. "'Cause
the more you lick the faster il goes"
The joke was on the archbishop. and he
graciously promised 10 send home the
candy as soon as he returned home
Philadelphia Record.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

A teacher In a Philadelphia Sunday school
was so proud OF her flock that she in
Vited several visiting ministers and elders
10 attend one Of her classes and be en-
eouraged and uplifted by the observation
of Juvenile proficiency in scriptural stud
les.
The session opened ausploiously. Little
girls with yellow plaits and little girls
with black braids lisped their response in
a manner to gladden. the heart OF any
teacher OF young ideas" Then came the
fall which Invariably follows pride.
Turning to a bullet-headed, freckle-faced
little boy, whose ears seemed about to carry
off his head like an aeropIane, she asked
aim TO repeat a verse from the Scriptures.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Grand Special Sale on Linens
In our High Grade Linen Dept. Monday

20 pieces table damask, bleached and unbleached, pure
flax and mercerized, worth fully 75c a yard. Mon
day, at, yard q
10 pieces pure linen table damask, 70 inches wide,
grass bleached, worth $1.O0 a yard, Monday I'd. 75c
so dozen Devonshire Huck towels, extra large size,
worth Ice, Monday, each
so dozen towels, including Hucks, Bird's-eye, Cream
and White Turkish, a mixed lot, worth 29c, Monday,
at, each
25 dozen pure linen Napkins. size 19x19 full bleached,
worth $500 a dozen; Monday, six for. ............ $50
Fifty hemstltched Table Cloths, size Sx10, pure flax. Ger
man make, worth $500; Monday, each. ....t..... $50
Mail orders during this sale will receive our careful
and prompt attention.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
one of Joaquin MiIIer's.

joaquin Miller, it is said. is to establish
a new colony Of poets.
Mr.. Miller, discussing the colony recently,
said:
We poets will, Of course. argue and
%squabble. That will be delightful. Argl-
ments and s%quabbles over Matthew Arnold.
S%winburne, Tennyson and Kea;s are pleas
ant and sensible things, you know; they
are not like political or religious arguments,
which In their bitter rancor always make
me think OF three Maine divines.
while three Maine divines were sup
ping together, two OF them began 70 ar
que about the comparative religious merits
OF the royal houses OF Stuart and Orange.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
De KneM About It.

General Leonard Wood. at a dinner In
Newport, praised a souffle.
Good cooking is a boon 10 mankind"
the general said. I'VE should none OF us
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

Jean Paul Laurens. the famous French
painter, was the son OF an honest cart
driver OF Toulouse. AT one time. when the
painter was az the height OF his Partisan
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

a. hTis ttauIUad company mas
- been collecting data covering
The years Of service of all the
- older employees. Sam Marquis
mas been conductor on the Erie,
49, running between Niles and Lis
bon, almost since there has been a rail-
road Town that way. An official OF the
Erie went to him and asked him when he
first went to work for the company. Oh.
he said. he couldn't remember. 1t was a
long time ago, aud that was as definitely
as he could say.
But you must be abe 10 tell approx
mately," Insisted the official. Isn't there
some ether date that you can associate Il
WITH"
Sam still shook his head No use trying
10 remember" he said.
But the official was persistent. There
must have been some important event that
happened about that time he suggested.
Wasn't Il the same year Of the big wind
or the close OF the war or Grants election
- ~Omething7'
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

Archbishop p. ]. Ryan Of this city owes
the children at the Orphanage maintained
BY the Altoona diocese OF the Catholic
church a treat OF candy and they are Inn
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Skirts Made TO
Measure

Select any cloth at our Dress
Goods counter and we will
make a skirt to fit or money re-
funded. You can select style
from four m~odels-$1.5O, So,
$3.50 and $3.50. Or we will
make a skirt to any design you
select yourself. For particulars
call at our Wool Dress Goods
department.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
His song.

There is a young optician in Denver who
sings very well. The other night he was
making a call on a couple OF sisters up on
Corona street when ne was asked to sing.
What shall II be?' he asked as he went
to the piano.
Your favorite song" said one Of the
girls.
IAN right" he replied. And then the
optician sat down and sang The Night
Hath a Thousand Eyes. Denver Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Heavy Domesfics in Our
Famous Domestic Room
Leaders in This Sale

Leaders in This Sale
9x4 Unbleached Sheetings ........,..... .20MG
9x4 Bleached S~heetings
1Oc Bleached-Prido of the Farm .........ShC
&c Bleached Thistledown .........,......7hC
loo Bleached Glover 800
INC Bleached Brookdale b
Brown Muslins, yard wide, I'd. SC 6kC INC SMC
Canton Flannel, bleached and unbleached, yd. B.
Shaker Flannel, yd. SC INC ShC 1Oc and 12Kc
Outing Flannel-Amoskeag II 49, 1OC 12hC
White, All Wool Flannels, I'd. .....25G to S1.OO
Red Wool Flannels, yd. ............ = to
Flannelettes for wrappers, ETC., yd. 7hC sac 1Oc
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

reputation, it happened that two old
women at Toulouse were talking about the
Laurens family.
Let me see.' said one; there were two
BOWS, weren't thereg'
Yes"
What became Of them?''
"Oh, ones a grocer right here in Tou-
louise. He does a very good business
And the other one?'
The younger one? He went off TO Paris
and became an artist"
Dear, dear! And his father such a
good, worthy man!"-Youth's Companion.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

Handsome, neat designed
Nottinghams, $1.00 a pair
each, at .19c
Beautiful Curtains that can
not be matched for $1.15 a
pair, each 24c
$1.25 Curtains, pair; ca, 4Sc
$3.50 Curtains, pair; ca. CSC
Curtains, worth 5000 pair
at ...... ..$1.27h
Curtains worth $500 pair
at ...... ..$1.S5
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
New Dress Trimmings

All the latest Novelties in fancy
Dress Trimmings.
New Gold Bands.
Jet and Bangle Trimmings.
On sale at Special Bargain
Prices Monday.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Gigantic Lace Curtain Sale

The entire surplus stock of the LAKE VIEW MILLS.
The best known lace curtain manufacturer in America. The
stock consists of about 10000 pairs-On sale Monday at
about one third to One-half the manufacturers prices.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

A big line of Ladies' and Chill
dren's ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS sc
to 15c values, at
&c, SIC, &c, &c
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17

Curtains, worth $500 pair
at ...... ..$2.15
Curtains, worth $500 pair
at 80. ..$2.S5
New Novelties-The price is
cut in two, at-$2.5O, SD,
81, So, So and. $3.50
Also a large line of yard stuff
30c Examines, fast colors,
fine, at ..............1Sc
Over 100 different bargains
too numerous to advertise.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-10-17
Pillow Cases

Al Special Reduced Prices in Our High Grade Linen Dept Monday
Imported Marseilles Bed Spreads, full size, with
cut corners and fringed, worth $5.00-Monday,
each $50. s..s.' ..s. '..... sGpAsO0
Colored imported Marseilles bed spreads, Warranted alb
solutely fast, exquisite designs, worth $3.50, Monday, at,
each .'.ss.. q. S6.UO
Extra heavy sheets, size 72x9O, we'll made, 3-inch hem,
French seam, worth Use, Monday, each ..........4SG
Special bed sheets, size 81x90, seamless, made from soft
finished muslin, worth $1.00, Monday, each ......75G
Extra special in high grade, seamless sheets, 81xsO, heavy
and well made, good value, at SIPS, Monday, each SOC
Large size pillow cases, heavy and durable, a snap while they
last, worth 15c, Monday, each
A Trial Mail order Solicited.
Cañon City record., 1909-12-23
Nondnv

Charles A. Jameson, who has been
on the Pacific coast for about a year.
is visiting his father. Deputy Warden
Allen Jameson, and family. at the
northeast corner OF Main and Fifth
| streets.
Harry Chapson. who has held an
important and lucrative position In
the general railroad Offices at Ogden
for the past couple OF years. IL here
to spend the holidays with his par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Chapson. at
315 North Fifth street.
Miss Jessie Bachelor. who is a stu
dent at Denver University. arrived
here Saturday afternoon to spend the
holiday season with her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Francis Bachelor. at the
family home on Orchard avenue In
East Canon.
Mr.. and Mrs James A. O'Keefe, the
latter of whom will be best known to
Canon City people as Miss Mary Web
ster. arrived here last night from
Rock Springs. Wyoming. and will
liahN NHSil hculN III Aiio toLulh dulty
Mr. oKeefe. who was for long time
employed in the office OF County Sur
veyor Milton. has taken position
with the engineering corps OF the Can
on City. Florence and Pueblo Water
Company
John Siers and sister. Miss Nellie.
of South Canon. arrived here Satur-
day night to spend the holidays with
their parents.
f. w. Williams of Glendale. Kansas,
has moved to Canon City with the in
iention Of making his home here He
is a brother of w II. Williams. who
has lived here for many years.
Rev. William d. Phifer. pastor OF
the First Methodist congregation. an
nounces that DR.. ] w. Calfee Will be-
gin a series OF evangellstc services
in his church here on January 30.
Mrs. Calfee will sing.
Harral W Coulter. senior year stu
dent at the University Of Nebraska.
at Lincoln IS here TO spend the hoii-
days with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
T. B. Coulter. at 416 North Fifteenth
street.
Among the Canon City and South
Canon students at the state university
At Boulder that are home for a yaca-
ton period are Jake and Mont Pres
Cañon City record., 1909-12-23
FrIdev

Lew Hemmerlie of Canon City was
in Florence Sunday on business con-
nected with the sale of three car loads
of cattle. Florence Ex-Parte.
Mrs Herbert Dayken of sos South
Second street, South Canon, has been
confined to her bed for a couple of
weeks in consequence of an attack of
la grippe.
H. V. Evans, late third trick oper-
ator at the local station of the D. &
r. G. R. r., was yesterday transferred
to Walsenburg. C. d. Caspar of Pu-
eblo was sent here to succeed to the
vacant position.
Miss Kate Mcconnell, who is teach
ing this term in Canon City schools,
was visiting in Florence last Satur-
day and Sunday. She Is very highly
thought of in Canon City and is get
ting along nicely.-Florence ExParte.
Mrs. Sam Sartor. nee Miss Maude
Flesher. arrived here last night for a
few days visit with her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Y. r. Flesher, while en- route
to Monte Vista to take the position OF
chief operator for the Colorado Tele-
phone company at that place. She
has been in the employ of the tele-
phone company for the last five years
and for several months has been con-
nected with the exchange in Pueblo.
The usual Christmas rush is on at
the post Office and the express offices
and from now until December 25 they
will have all the business they can
attend to. The forwarding of Christ
mas packages TO Great Britain and
Germany, Canada and other foreign
countries. began at the post office a
week or ten days ago and they are
now going out rapidly to the New Eng
land and other distant states. A
good many holiday presents are sent
from Canon City to Italy and to Aus
tria-Hungary by residents of the coal
camps; in fact. there Is hardly a Eu-
ropean country that is not represented
in the Christmas business. An un-
usual number of foreign letters and
money orders have been sent away
from here during the last two weeks.
most Of which 1t is presumed contain
ed messages OF good cheer to relatives
and friends in the old world.
Cañon City record., 1909-12-23
SATURDAY..

Mrs. C. e. Smith of Great Falls.
Montana, formerly in the drug busi-
ness in this city. is visiting for a few
days with her daughter. Mrs. e. A.
Bradbury.
Merle Wilson, who is a student at
Cutler Academy at Colorado Springs.
came home last night to spend the
Christmas holidays with his parents.
Mr. and Mrs. A. Z. Wilson. at 431 Col
lege avenue.
Harold II. Weaber. son of Alderman
and Mrs Cyrus Weaber. 1109 Harri-
son avenue. and Miss Alma F. Harris.
for several years stenographer and
typlst in the Office Of the Colorado
Canning Company, were quietly mar
ried by Rev G. w. Hatcher. pastor OF
the First Baptist church. at the par
sonage on North Seventh street yes
terday morning The groom came
here from Illinois with his parents
several years ago and IS a graduate
Of Dodds' Commercial College. as we'll
as Of a business school In Denver, and
Il was while student in the first
named institution that he first met the
young woman destined to become his
wife. The bride is also an alumnus Of
Dodds' Commercial College and is a
young woman Of many attalnments.
She is a native Of England, but has
lived In United States nearly all her
life. She came TO Canon City from
Ohio four or five years ago. Mr.. and
Irs Weaber Jr, viii make their
home Mt 911 Rudd avenue.
Victor Small. who has been residing
ar Jackson's ranch for he last year
or two. on account Of his health,
came down to Canon city the first
of the. week 10 spend the Christmas
holidays. He expects TO return to the
ranch in January
The State University at Boulder
closed yesterday for the Christmas
holidays and Canon cltys students at
this popular Institution OF learning
VIII be home for the vacation period
in day or two. Ira Burr arrived
from Boulder last night. the advance
guard Of score or more OF students
that will get in this evening and to-
morrow.
Mr. and Mrs. w. II. Dozier have is
sued invitations to a number OF their
old time friends here in Salida to a
dinner party. New Years day in Can
on City Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Roller.
Mr. and Mrs n Disman Mr. and Mrs.
J. D. whitehurst and Nr. and Mrs.