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The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02

walk ups I a r 8
without stopping
on the way. !
tried three differ.
ent doctors and
each told me some
thing different. l
received no benefit
from any of them.
but seemed to suf-
fer more. The last
doctor said moth
ing would restore
my health, | began
The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02

Kentucky May Grow Turkish Tobacco.
Turkish cigarette manufacturers
want Kentucky to grow Turkish TO-
bacco. imports of which have grown
from $4,000 to $4,O00,000 in only IL
years.
The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02

PILES CURED IN @ TO II DAYS.
PAZO OINTM ENT Is gun ranteed to cure any cnst
of Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles IL
0 to Ia days or money refunded. 500.
The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02

DOCTORS
FAILED
aE.Pinkham's Vegeta.
bic Compound Cured Her.

Willimantic, Conn.-"For five years
! suffered untold agony from female
troubles, causing backache, irregulari.
ties, dizziness and nervous prostra.
ton. 1t was impossible for me TO
The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02
Science and Culture,

Engineer-I've just been in steam
last hour.
Lit-Good! You've needed some.
thing like that for a long time.-Wis.
consin Sphinx.
The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02

A man talks about love as though
he felt ashamed of the conversation.
The Ordway new era., 1909-04-02
WHOLE TEAM.

Ida-Yes: that is Mrs. Petleigh. Her
husband is a famous coach.
May-That's good combination.
She's regular nag.
The oasis. [volume] (Arizola, Ariz.) 1893-1920, 1909-03-20

Saturday. March 20, 1909
Water Troubles.

AS intimated in these columns
last week ranchers along the Santa
Cruz have been having their
troubles over water bitches and
their respective rights to water in
the river This week Judge Chat.
ham was engaged a couple of DAYS
in trial of two or three criminal
cases growing out of the conflicting
claims of various persons to water.
Monday the court heard the charge
made by Thomas D. Casanega of
Calabasas against Fidel Silvas, al
leging an assault with a deadly
weapon. The evidence went to
show that Casanega had been de-
prived OF water in his ditch by Sill
vas turning it upon his own land.
Casanega went to turn the water
back into his own premises when
he found Silvas awaiting him at the
water gate with gun leveled at him.
Casanega desisted and came to
town to swear out a warrant for
Silvas. After hearing the evidence
Judge Chatham bound Silvas over
to the grand jury. S. F. Noon APP.
peared for defendant, and District
Attorney w. A. O'Connor repre-
gented the Territorv
Tuesday the same court heard
couple of cases from Tubac, James
Kaphan having had Jesus Montilo
and Cruz Perez arrested on a
charge of unlawfully taking water
from his ditch. The testimony
against Montijo was of no use, and
the district attorney dismissed the
case against him; but Perez was
found guilty and mulct in the sum
of twenty dollars.
The oasis. [volume] (Arizola, Ariz.) 1893-1920, 1909-03-20
a Monument to John w. Powell.

The sundry civil act for the fiscal
year 1910, passed March 8, appro-
PIRATES $1,000 for monument or
memorial to John Wesley Powell.
former Director of the Geological
Survey, to be erected on the brink
OF the Grand Canyon of the Colo.
RADIO in The Grand Canyon Forest
Reserve in Arizona, "in recognition
OF hi distinguished public services
as soldier, explorer, and admins.
TRAITOR of Government scientific
work" The site for this proposed
monument was suggested by
Powell's MEMORIALS trips down the
Grand Canyon in 1869 and 1872
exploits of perilous venture that
naturally appeal to mems sense of
the hazardous and the heroic. The
language of the act, however, re.
cognizes the fact that Powell's
more substantial achievements
his long Dictatorship of the Geolog
zeal Survey and his persistent
championship of irrigation in the
arid West when the cause of irriga.
ton seemed hopeless-entitIe him
to the larger recognition due to the
broad minded scientific prophet
working for great ends with courage
and zeal to overcome not only
popular Indifference but narrow
minded opposition. Standing apart,
on the edge of the mighty chasm
ne first explored, his monument
should recall not only the venture
some daring of the explorer but
the patient courage of the man of
affairs who resoutely sets out, in
spite of all obstacles, to achieve a
great public work whose results
shall endure through all time.
The stones that may be heaped to-
gether at the sculptor's word on the
brink of the Grand Canyon will he
but one OF many memorials to the
man and the work, for every
mighty mass Of masonry that is
reared in those Western lands to
make the desert green is a monu-
The oasis. [volume] (Arizola, Ariz.) 1893-1920, 1909-03-20
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.

NUUNTl OF oANTA 7 KUZ, "
l. Phil lierold, County Recorder in and for
santa Cruz County. Territory OF Arizona, do
hereby certify that have compared The fore
going copy with the original articles OF ncor.
poration OF the BLACK DIAMOND {, PIPER
COMPANY, filed and recorded IN my office on
the 10th day of March, A. D 10 8, in Book
Volume Seven ~ Of Miscellaneous Records ut
page-et seq and that the same is a full
true and correct copy OF such original and OF
the whole thereof
WITNESS my hand and seal of office this 10th
day OF March, A. D. 1909.
lSEALl' PHIL HERoLD,
March l3-Aprll County Recorder
The oasis. [volume] (Arizola, Ariz.) 1893-1920, 1909-03-20
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA

VVNIl VF oANIA NRUL,
Before me, +. X. Cumming. II Notary Public
in and lor the Territory OF Arizona and County
aforesaid, on this day personally appeared
John 7. Roberts Jr and s. f. Noon. known Ia
me to be the persons whose names are sub
scribed to the foregoing instrument, and
Acknowledged to me that they executed the
same for the purpose and consideration therein
expressed.
Given under my hand md seal of office this
10th day of March, A. D., 1919.
lSEALJ. E. X CUNNING
Notary Public
My commission expires the 2nd day of No
yember, 1910.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
FOOLED THEIR PLOT.
Tho Way Nine. Al5oni Frustrated A
Scheme % Hiss Her.

Tho Way Nine. Alboni Frustrated n
Scheme % Hiss Her.
"Once upon 4 time. when Nine. Al
boni was at Trieste" writes Henry O.
Lahee in Famous Singers Of Today"
she was Informed OF the existence OF
4 plot TO hiss her or the stage. Hav-
Ing ascertained the names OF her de-
tractors and where they were 10 be
found. she donned male attire. %
which her short hair aud robust f--
ure helped to complete her disguise.
and went TO the cafe al which the
conspiratOrs met Here she found
them in fun consultation. and. takfr-
a seat NJ table. she listened 20 their
conversation for time. After awhile
she addressed the leader. saying. 4
hear that you intend @ play a trick
upon some one. am very fond OF a
little practical joke myself and should
be glad II you would allow me to Join
you on this occasion.
With pleasure. vas the reply. We
intend 20 hiss an opera singer OF the
stage this evening
Indeed ARR ~ what IS she
guilty.
oh. nothing. except that. being aa
Italian. SD. has suu- iu Munich and
Vienna 90 Gc-uou audiences. and we
think She ou-ht to receive some cast
cation for her uupatriotic conduct
l agree with you. and now please
tel rae what 1 am 20 do.
Take this whistle said the leader.
At signal 20 be given ut the conclu-
sion Of the ai- sung by Rosna the
noise Will begin. and you viii have u
Join n.
q" I shall be very glad 10 do So said
the singer and put the whistle in her
pocket
In the evening the house was pack
ed-every seat was occupied-and the
audience warmly applauded the open
Ing numbers of the opera. In due
course Mime. Alboni appeared, and nc
the point al which she was about TO
address her tutor a few OF the con
spirators began TO make q disturbance.
not waiting for the signal
Without showing any concern Nine.
AlbOni walked down 70 the f0otIShtS.
and, holding up the whistle. which
was hung 20 her neck by 4 ribbon. she
exclaimed; Gentlemen. are You not
Little before your time? l thought we
were not 70 commence whIstlns until
I had sung the air.
For moment q deathly stiffness
prevailed; then suddenly the house
broke into thunders OF applause. which
was led by the consDi-ators then
car,-,s
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
OWLS THAT DON'T CATCH FOWLS

woman. when it's n case OF feath-
cred fashions. thy name is cruelty.
Yes, the craze for owl heads on hats
slaughtered thousands Of the farmers
feathered friends. Then away back
somewhere a dead rabbit was found in
a great horned owls nest. and a barred
owl was caught in hencoop with the
goods.
Instantly some harcbrained legislator
rushed 20 the rescue OF those ancient
cocks ana hens ana long cared tack
rabbits and pushed through a law Of
ferinS q bounty FOR the scalp OF these
peSufcrous rabbit and rooster killers.
and ever since the cry has been. Down
with the owls
TO Wit. To Wit TO WOOL"
Cries the owl from the hollow tree.
Il wish 20 ask OF you
Why men and boys shoe: ne
Il catch The mole. the mouse and rat
Ihat on the farmers grain wax fat
1 trap the sparrow IN his nest
And yet am shot down as a pest"
There arc 200 known species Of owls.
and naturalists declare there are but
two In this country that catch poultry
the great horned and the barred.
Here are our most useful and domes-
tic owls. They love TO nest In the old
apple tree. ana while the farmer snores
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
A GRATEFUL PATIENT.
The coin That Was Measures ~
Famous Surgeon.

Famous Surgeon.
DR.. Grenfeu. an old London hospital
pupil. IN a sketch Of Sir Frederic,
Treves II the Pan Mall Gazette tel,
the story Of tiny sovereign EoIi
piece given 10y "a grateful patient u
the famous surgeon and guarded L.
him as i priceless treasure a sailor
from Norway had been operated on by
Sir Frederick IN hospital lis life had
been saved. and De had gone his way
Late one evening timd knock
brought Sir Frederick himself nj thot
unusual hour 20 bis door IN WlmYu.
street y tall, Sauut sailor IN thread
bare attire asked n this was whe-c
Mr.. Treves lives" At his earnest re-
quest, though somewhat under protest.
be was allowed t. enter. he az once
proceeded o. get out q jacklOife AMI
from the liniuS ~ the be,r ot his trcu-
serS he cut ont small gold piece ana
CUercd il 10 Sir Frederick On his re-
fCsal TO accept il the man was - hur-
that Sir Frederick listened 10 his story.
and an interesting one &c Was
The man had on leaving hoSp!ta
sought a berth az tile London docks
but. being a StraUccr. had been Ouat-.
10 set one lie had Sot Oh, of money
and h2G -ccc hungry day after day
though he knew This, Bio Rad SeVvd 3.
e. his wai>,tacd by his vile 5u No.
Way thc q.ccc .t -,ld lo question IL.
had gcr So pulled down ur bad Twins
that be ac las, decided he must spend
the money. hut taat very day l, sue
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
BRoWNlNs's ~soRDELLo.v
Tho Critics Had Lots 81 Fun With IN.

f'~e Too LOIS cf F0n With Tina
Famous Poem.
whoa Robert Browning was tvven.
g-eight years old and after he b,a
written "Paraceisus" aud bis trav,av
OK "Straford." he wrote "Sordeilo.
aDout which there has always been
such . variety OF opinion. Dante ,n
us Purgatory" wrote OF Sardeuo
who was poet OF Provence.
When "SordellO" appeared IL made
sensation. Punch said II had OF.
Tered 100 TO any person who would
reasonably explain one single line and
that after year no one had claimed
this reward. Burlesques were writ.
Ten on IT, and In one OF these II was
GAINED that the funniest lines vvero
some OF the exact original ones.
"A story Is told OF witty nouclas lev.
rold. who met a friend one day ami
asked. Have you read 'Sordeuor
Does II mean anythingT'
The friend replied that Il meant
nothing whatever. Thank heavenr,
said Jcrroid Then am not mad,
read II yesterday and feared had
lost my Wits II Is only Browning
who has lost his"
Another story was that criminals NJ
Newgate prison who were condemned
tC death were offered full pardon II
they would listen to the reading OF
Sordello." but In every instance they
hastened with glee 10 the gallows.
browning once said that he blamed
nobody but himself for the work and
that Il had many faults OF expression:
that he meant 10 lay stress on incl
dents In the Development OF n soul
anu that little else Is worth study.
This estimate OF his work was given
twenty-five years after * was written
when he bad revised Il and dedicated
II 10 n friend. He rewrote very little
OF II. and his followers have n belief
that he considered "Sordello" his best
literary work. IL certainly has many
beautiful lines. and I'm particular Their
Is n word picture rs striking as any
thing In our language.
That autumn eve was stiiled
a last remains OF sunset dimly burned
Ger The FAR forests like a torch flame
turned
~ the wind back upon the bearers hand
In one long fame OF crimson: as n brand
Inc woods beneath lay black.
Boston Globe.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02

BARN. scREEcH AND LONG JARED OWLS
loud and Ions they sing their weird
song and are busy bearing pests to
their nests.
The barn owl watches in the barn
for the mice that think the farmers
grains SO nice.
In one barn owls nest at the Smith
sonian institution, Washington. were
found the skulls OF 225 meadow mice.
seventy-nine house mice, two Pine
mice, SIX jumping mice and twenty
rats
The screech and long cared owls
love 20 make nocturnal visits TO those
sparrow nests that decorate the cor
nices Of our houses. and there's some
thing doing for the sparrows when
those sharp claws close on them.
Make 4 pet of little Screech owl
and he VIII clean the mice and rats
out Of your cellar and granary. Hang
his cage IN the cherry tree. and the
birds Will gift" set il out where you
feed the chicks. and the sparrows will
fit That pays better than to wear
his head ou hat.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
DONTs.

Don't feed the hens IN the henhouse
on 4 summer day. You Will thus
st9rve the mice away.
Don't keen stuffed owl or hawk as
a par!or ornament. Set il out among
the pens and fruit and see the thiev-
ing birds ScOot.
Don't become q life member Of the
Fault Finders club. 1t costs too much.
Don't ship eggs and fowls in heavy
boxes nor send dressed fowls any dis
;auce without Ice
Don't forget To test guinea eggs. and
remember that their fertility depends
on mating them IN pairs
Don't expect TO breed a clean shank
breed when YOU use stubby legged
breeders.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
THE POWER OF THE PREss.

There was n town called Spinster Town.
You'll know the reason why,
IhouSh all the girls were not so old.
Tor most or them were spry
But somehow none or them got spliced.
And this was awful sad
or al these girls OF Spinster Town
For married lifo were mad.
AZ seemed that all these cOmely maids
Were doomed 10 nurse a cat.
And some with tears concluded
To be satisfied with that
But one with perseverance,
Slipped a want ad. IN the Press.
And this. OF course. as usual
was marvellous success.
Her mall became stupendous.
And the other male came. too.
Ana the latter were so handsome
She was puzzled which to WOO.
At last she picked a millionaire.
And on her wedding day
She called 10 her her maiden friends
And had this word 20 say:
Dear girls. X you would have mans
arm
To press you IN life's stress
Just trust yourself in your alarm
To the power or the press
It's now no longer Spinstsr Town.
You know the reason why.
The press VIII bring the same success
IL you a want ad- try.
CM.B
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02

black eyes. and lays and nests the
same. It's name Is derived from its
bars.
Does Il pay 10 shoot these owlsY
or the crops Of 10 horned owls oaly
thirty-one contained poultry and game.
or the crops OF eighty-fve barred
owls but Eve contained traces Of the
same.
The contents consisted mostly OF
mice, moles, rats, sparrows. muskrats,
frogs, insects and last, but not least.
skunks
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
A Modest Art Student.

An art student IN Bevlin wrote 20 q
brewing concern in Bohemia o0criu-
% paint for the brewers pictures suit.
able for advertising artistic.
appropriate. attractive and cheap" H.
went on 70 say: sir John MlllaiS was
not above taking 10000 marks from
sOapmaker for one OF his paintings %
be used rs an advertisement NOE dill
he hesitate 70 ofrcr other pictures fo-
the same purpose at the same price
Why should NOT ]. who owe my tailor
and who fears 10 look my landlady an
the face. not DO the same? stay, 3
shall do better. Am willing to take
less than 10000 marks for my best
work"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02

owls for these poultry thieves are
scarce since traps and guns are plen-
uful and forests are no more.
The great horned owl reaches two
feet In length. five feet across the
wings and In color IS a mixture OF
biack. brown. gray and white, with
barred breast, yellow eyes, black
claws and bill.
II often lays In January. its two
white eggs being found In a hollow
tree or some deserted nest.
The barred owl is about the same
size, IN color mixture OF brown. buzz
and white. with yellow bill. brownish
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
FEATHERS AND EeesHELLs.

Our English "kozens" have an idea
that the more comb hen has the
more eggs she VIII lay. Their chick
ems. therefore. wear such merry wild
ow headgcar that they cannot hold I'D
their heads. When a hen gets silly"
or stnggers under the weight of the
comb. II j. sliced OF. and the bleeding
is stopped with redhot iron. Rather
medieval, Bloody Mary business.
One of the lrSt stunts some perform
after being in the business FOR i sea-
son IS 10 write a book On How 20
Make Poultry Pay" They remind US
OF the foreigners who cross the pond
and back again and aStound the world
with their impressions OF America"
Hazleton Pa) merchants have made
up deadbeat list with 500 names on
the roll.
Poultrymen 81 general demand cash
in advance Tor stock and eggs for
Matching; thus they always have the
money before the customer gets the
goods. This gives an opportunity for
a skin game, and, sorry TO say. some
skin their customers alive.
Az l'NNANAe sNNAA4sAiS AAN 10
devise some scheme 70 catch the swim
ding advertisers. It's about time they
draw the line on tainted money.
When Your chickens gradually get
out Of condition and lose the use OF
their limbs il Is often case OF lead
poison. Paint skins VIII cause It.
Bullets swallowed in mistake for grit
or fruit are ground up IN the gizzard
and sent through the system.
\ friend, instead Of q spring gun.
has rugged UP his plant with railroad
torpedoeS. one Of these exploding At
night he rushed out and trlpped over
the big skunk that had tripped over
the string that had fred The signal
cap. The second explosion was louder
than the first
Keep a continual lookout Tor the
long lice thar populate the ncckS and
heads OF chicks. They are responsible
for dwarfed stock and many failures.
The largest Easter egg en- recori
was made I'm London. II was eighteen
feet in circumference and was com
posed Of half 4 ton Of candy. a dandy
for boys 10 have handy.
Remember the FIVE important IS in
poultry succeSS-grains. grit. greens.
ground bone and Cumption.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
Better Not Get
Dyspepsia
If you help it. Kodol prevents Dyspepsia, by
effectually helping Nature to Relieve indigestion.
But don't trifle with Indigestion.

a great many people who have
trited with Indigestion, have been
sorry for it-when nervous or
chronic dyspepsia resulted, and
they have not been able to cure il.
Use Kodol and prevent having
Dyspepsia
Everyone is subject 10 indiges-
ton. Stomach arrangement follows
stomach abuse. just as naturally
and just as surely as sound and
healthy stomach results upon tho
taking Of kodol.
When you experience sourness
OF stomach. belching OF gas and
nauseating fluid. bloated sensation,
gnawing pain in the pit OF the
stomach. heart burn (socanedl.
diarrhoea, headaches, dullness CT
chronic tired feeling--you need Ko-
dol. And then the quicker you take
Kodol-the better. Eat what you
want, let Kodol digest It.
Ordinary pepsin dyspepsia tab
let's" physics, etc. arc not likely
to be OF much benefit to you, in
digestive ailments. Pepsin is only
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
OWLS THAT CATCH FOWLS.

Poe's raven isn't IN It with a great
owl giaring NJ you from the bedpost
and letting out Its awful shrek as
you waken FROM heavy siumSer
Imagine. then. a ROSTERS sensations
when such monster sails into the
coop with searchlights IN full play.
But Biddy's burglar alarm isn't often
set on by the great horned and barred
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
AZ cd 3. -, 49,

He-l always make Il point To-
prodt by the mistakes OF others
She got weary Of George Brixton
because he never seemed 10 know
when 20 20 home
He then bade her good nIsht-Clcve-
land Leader
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
One Masculine Trait.

Gwilli'ms-Mrs. Bingo always strikes
me as being such "a masculine woman.
Mrs Civilians She - she can't
stand the least bit OF pain without
masking big fuss over IL. Chicngo
Tribune
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
The following orders meet ia Mason:s
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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
Slow and Sure

How II my son getting alongf~
asked a parent Of the headmaster OF
n school
He's slow and sure" was the re-
sgonSe.
That's satisfactory
'Not So" reioined the master BY
II mean that hc is slow TO learn and
sure 10 forget London Telegraph
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
H. rO"kis g. NJ. BEoU
Powers q Broun


'Seco"d Floor Postomcc Building
Having formed partnership for
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your property as reasonably as it
can be insured elsewhere.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02

Death IS n FREUD Of ours. and hs
that is not ready 20 entertain him X
not M home Bacon.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02
FARM
------~- .-s------------ -
FOR SALE

I FARM. consisting c5 $50
.'r~. lying 81 - a.e.
I.. C.fer.aert ,F9n
500 ..rn~ Co. .t-e f. f.
aa,il rnr
tati e t
iae remainder IS 200 oak.
'..t-. c.ae.rn, pane suJ locust
l..r. iacfe i>an excgiicu stand
., and cuisines, man
carr $40 peer uonih on ,he
-..l, sipu. a Foud Gri.t Mill f.
locate on the farm. The proposed
Trolley line FROM Winchester to
Washington Viii cross the farm.
A.. a'un..aEre rf good Building
- 1919" u,o.s "a" farm. and limestone
.imiay Purposes within : mile.
'is property will be- sold at an
,rcmeiy low price.
For further particulars,
address,
Mn. Care Of CoUmFR.
Gerryville. Va.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1909-06-02

Nonaus Christian Temperance u,io.
meets every third Tuesday in every
Inc Mothers Meeting in connection With
10 W. {. 4. L meets on the firs; T,rr.-
cay 'n e'ery month a. $50 p. m.
Inc t-oyal Temperance Legion meats 49,
Wednesday at ! p. e..