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Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
DR.. Shops
HeadaCh9
Tablets
JAMES GIDLEY.
To COnsumptives.

Edward A. Wilson'S Preparation Of
Hypophosphites and BlodEetti from
the original formula is the Sovereign
Remedy for Consumption, Asthma,
Bronchitis, ('atarrh, LaGrippe, Coughs,
Colds and all Throat and Lung Mala-
dies.
Thousands Of people say they have
been relieved by IT,
Those who have used it will have
no other, and recommend it to their
fellow sufferers.
1t has cured many after they were
given up as iucurable by their physi-
clans.
The undersigned as consumptive
can testify fIom his own experience as
To its value.
Write at once-delays are dangerous,
and may prove fatal.
For full particulars, testimonials.
ETC., address
G. A. ABBOTT. Sole Agent,
go Ann Street, New York City, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
Natures Warning
East Jordan People Must Re.
cognize and Heed 1t.

Kidney ills come quietly myster
jously,
But nature always warns you.
Notice the kidney secretions.
See If the color is unhealthy
II there are settings and sediment,
Passages, frequent, scanty. painful.
It's time then To use Doan's Kidney
Pills,
To ward off Bright's disease or dia-
betes
Clark MatthewsOn. 537 Randolph
street, Traverse City, Mich says:
"Kidney trouble chung To me for some
time. My back was lame. my limbs
sore and tender, the kidney action
was weak aud the secretions contain
ed a sediment. Pains all through my
body but especially around the kidney
regions gave me no comfort day or
night. / used several remedies and
doctOred faithfully but was not cured
until i procured Doan's Kidney Pills.
When | had used them for few
weeks, l was cured and there has
been no return of the complaint"
For Sale by all Dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- sand
take no other.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30

pear. IT they We're Hopeless he would
stand at the head Of the bed; if not. at
the foot. The agreement answered,
and the son prospered.
Then the king of the country fell i'll.
and the whole of his people was much
perturbed. fer the king was a good
man and beloved by all. The famous
Jewish doctor was sent for. and TO his
great distress he perceived the shad.
owy form of his father at the head Of
the kings bed. Nothing would induce
Death to change places. The sons
patience exhausted, he made for the
door. where are you going?" asked
the grim Angel of Death. Il am going
to fetch mother" was the answer. The
angel disappeared.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30

Edoity WaNSucos
When DR.. Bloomfield was bishop Of
London he received several letters
complaining that the architect Of a
new church In his diocese had disfig-
ured the interior and exterior with
useless gewgaws." Consequently the
bishop went down to the little town to
make an inspection of the building
and summoned the architect to meet
him there.
: The bishop could find nothing amiss
with the exterior of the church nor
with the interior until just as he reach
ed the chancel he looked up and saw
four wooden images apparently guard
ing the pulpit.
"What do those figures representa-
he inquired.
1.-THE four evangelists, my lord" re-
piled the architect.
"They appear to be asleep" said the
bishop.
'Do you think so. my lord?"
"That's the way they look to me-"
said the bishop decidedly.
"John," called the architect to a
man who was at work on one of the
pews, bring your chisel and open the
eyes Of the evangelists."
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
PAIN

Pain in the head-pain anywhere. has its cause.
Pain is congestion, pain is blood pressure-nothing
else usually. At least, so says Dr. Shoop. and to
tablet-called DIR. Shops Headache Tablet
coaxes blood pressure away. from pain centers.
Its ELECTS charming, pleasingly delightful Gently
lation.
II you have headache. it's blood pressure.
II paln1ul perlous WIN women, same cause;
congestion-blood pressure. That surely Is q
certainty, for DR.. Shops Headache Tablets stop
It in 20 minutes, and the tablets simply distribute
the unnatural blood pressure.
Bruise your finger. and doesn't 1t get red, and
swell, and pain you? OF course il does. It's con-
gestion. blood pressure. You'll find it where pain
ts-always. It's simply Common Sense
We sell at Is cents. and cheerfully recommend
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
Sauce Fer the Gander.

Sauce Fer the Gander.
Shortly before the ceremony the
prospective bridegroom called on Rev.
G. W. Wendte, Boston clergyman, to
give instructions.
81 have heard" said he, that you
customarily omit the word obey from
the marriage service. Will you please
obl!ge me by inserting 1t tomorrow"
The clergyman promised to do so,
and when the crucial moment came he
said. 'Wilt thou, Lucy, promise to love.
honor and obey?"
II WILL" promptly replied the bride.
The minister went on, "Wilt thou,
Ralph, promise to love, honor and
obey?'
The bridegroom hesitated, stammer.
ed, gulped and responded. II WILL"
evidently not wishing to create a
scene by desiring an amended ques-
ton, but later he reproached the minis
ter.
But you asked me to use the word
obey" protested Mr.. Wendte. with a
twinkle in his eye. "How was / to
know that you wanted 1t for the lady
only?"
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30

There is no Quinine, nothing what
ever harsh or sickening In Preventics.
These little Candy Cold Cure Tablets
act as by magic. A few hours and
your threatening Cold Is broken.
Candvike in taste, Preventics please
the childrcn-and they break the few
eriShness, always. And least Of all is
the economy. A large box-4S Pre-
ventics-25 cents. Ask your druggist.
He knows! Sold by James Gidley.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
Canine Intuition.


A railroad eating house In southern
Georgia which enjoys the reputation
of being one Of the worst places Of its
kind in the state has an ancient darby
who announces dinner to the incoming
passengers by ringing huge bell. One
day the old negro was accompanied by
q sad eyed. long cared hound, who at
the first ringing of the bell lifted up
his voice in most dismal howl. The
old darky stopped and gaZed at him
for a moment and, with FLUSH yer
MOUTH started ringing again. Again
the old hound, with nose in the air,
sent forth long drawn howl.
This was too much for the bell ring,
er, and turning on the hound, he re-
marked:
"Now, what in de worr is you max
in sech fuss erbout? You don't have
ter eat here lessen yer wants ter
Harper's.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
Embarrassing.

When the new minister, handsome
and unmarried man, made his first pas.
toral call at the Fosdickes' he took lit.
tie Anna up in his arms and tried to
kiss her, but the child refused to be
kissed. She struggled loose and ran
off into the next room, where her
mother was putting a few finishing
touches to her adornment before going
into the parlor to greet the clergyman
Mamma" the little girl whispered
'the man in the parlor wanted me to
kiss him.
well" replied mamma, "why didn't
you let him? / would if i were you"
Thereupon little Anna ran back into
the parlor. and the minister asked:
well, little lady, won't you kiss me
now?"
"No, | won't" replied Anna prompt
ly, "but mamma says she willr'
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
- HE ~
Scrap Book
= - 80 -
Why He Struck Out.

A famous first baselnan was advocat
Ing teetotallsm among ball players, and
in the midst of his argument he told q
story.
Leroy vigors. friend Of mine." he
said, turned Up to play in an amateur
game with skate on. When Vigors
stepped UP to the bat he smiled silly
smile and said to the umpire:
"'I shee three bats an three balls
here. What am | to-hic-doT
"'IIit the middle ball. said the UNI
pire.
"But Vigors struck out.
"'Duin we, Vigors,' said the coach
why didn't you hit the middle ball
like the umpire told your
81 did, says vigors, with an injured
air, only ! hit it with the-hic-outside
bat" -
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
To Benefit the Poor.

To Benefit the Poor.
A lot Of mlnstrels went to an Eng.
lish country town and advertised to
give q performance for "the benefit Of
the poor, tickets reduced to six-
pence" The hall was crammed full.
The next morning committee for the
poor called upon the treasurer of the
concern for the amount the said bene-
fit had netted. The treasurer express
ed great establishment at the demand.
81 thought" said the chairman of the
committee, you advertised this con-
cert for the benefit of the poorT The
treasurer replied. Didn't we put the
tickets down to sixpence so that the
poor could all conner
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
APPENDICITIS AND MANY OTHER
COMPLAINTS CURED WITH
OUT THE KNIFE.

These doctors are skilled specialists
and will be found ready and willing to
extend the hand Of help. bringing
back help and happiness where now
exist sickness and sorrow. A special
Invitation to anyone suffering from
disease pronounced incurable. 1t mat
tiers not what your disease may be 90
and be examined; if durable they will
treat you; if incurable advise you.
These doctors treat every variety of
disease and deformitY.
OFFICE HOURS 9 A. M. TO SP. M.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30

Besides so large cups from each CSC
package of DR., Shops Health Coffee.
/ now put In a 25c, clever silyered
"No-Drip" Coffee Strainer Coupon
Look for it. The satisfaction OF
Health Coffee Is, besides. most perfect.
Made ouly from pure toasted cereals,
malt, nuts, etc. Sold by G.. l.. Sher-
man & Son
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
FIR BE
UNTIL THE EVENING OF FEB. End.

You need not bring money, as con-
sultatiOn and advice j. free. the rich
and poor alike treated. All who call
upon the doctors before the above date
will receive consultation, examina-
tion, advice and surgical operations
free. A II that is asked in return is
that every person treated will state "a
their friends the result obtained 10y
their new system.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
Scared the Anael Of Death.

According to an ancient rabbinical
story. the Angel Of Death once obtained
permission to take human shape and
to reside partly in the world OF life.
He married. but his wife turned out
% be shrew. and the all powerft..
Angel Of Death was worsted In the
unequal struggle and fed ignominlous-
~, deserving his wife and son who
had been born to him.
When the boy grew up and had be-
come a physician the angel appeared
to him and tod him that he was his
father. but that he had been COM
PEELED to retire from the joys of family
life. The Angel of Death determined
to help his son to professional success.
At all his cases Death was to ap-
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30

Group positively stopped In 20 min
utcs with DR.. Shops Group Remedy.
One test alone will surely prove this
truth. No vomiting, no distress. A
safe and pleasing syrup-5oc. Sold
by James Gidley.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30

A Loving Sen.
Artemus Ward once told about two
men he heard talking at a hotel in
Maine One Of them said:
"Well, Bill. I've sold that old mare"
WHAT says Bill. THAT old flea
bitten, broken down, spawned mareY
"Yes."
"What did you get for her?"
"a hundred dollars
"a hundred dollars! Who did you
sell her tor"
"AIotherr'
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
A LESSON.

"A l-ESSON.
Time to me this truth hath taught
'Tis truth that's worth revealing
More offend from want.of thought
Than from want of feeling.
Many a tear of wounded pride.
Many q fault of human blindness,
Has been soothed or turned aside
BY a quiet voice OF kindness.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
Education.

The real object of education is to
give children resources that will en-
dure as long as life endures; habits
that time will ameliorate. not destroy;
occupations that will render sickness
tolerable, solitude pleasant, age ven
cradle, life more dignified and useful
and death less terrible.-Sydney Smith
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
ALL DISEASES OF MEN. WOMEN.
AND CHILDREN TREATED.

RUPTURE POSITIVELY CURED
in three treatments, many cured with
one. No knife, no pain. no risk, no
detention from business.
Deafness and roaring noise in the
head cured by an entire new system.
Charlevoix county herald., 1909-01-30
SECRETS OF
RUG MAKING.

You can get Rugs made from Ola
Carpets in the Ordinary" way most
anywhere.
We make them out of the .'ortli-
nary" SANITARY, STRONG,
BEA UTIFUL; SKILLED workmen;
GOOD WARP. Clean surroundings
is what's making our factory famous.
1t will pay you to make shipments to
us. Our booklet tells why. May we
mail IL?
PetosxeY Rug Mig. caxpet Go.
Std., PetoskeY, MlsM.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02

hams Vegetable Compound is the most
successful remedy for all kinds of
female troubles, and I feel that l can
never praise it enough" - Mrs. LIZZIE
HOLLAND, Noah, KY.
The hangeof Life is themostcritical
period of a woman's existence, and
neglect of health at this time invites
disease and pain.
Womeneverywher should remember
that there is no other remedy known to
medicine thatwill so successfully carry
women through this trying period as
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs.
For 80 years it has been curing
women from the worst forms of female
ills Inflammation liberation, dis
placements, fibroid tumors, irregulari-
ties, periodic pains, backache, and
nervous prostration.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a confiden-
tial letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free.
and always helpful.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02
G TX Born

Rev. Jersild returned from Wis.
consin last week.
Nels Petersen near Elk Horn died
the first of last week of tuberculosis.
Post Master Peterson had nice Job
of lettering done on his now store re-
GENTLY.
The farmers near this town each
gave three days work toward repairs
on the railroad last week.
OJ. P. Nelson and family and Ban.
ker Petersen and family are enjoying
an outing at Spirit Lake.
The new clothing store runs under
the firm name of Larsen, Marqueseu
Il Son, with Ed Marquesen as clerk.
Miss Anna Carlson, dressmaker
left last week for California where
she intends to ply her profession and
will remain there if pleased with the
country.
There will be a Platform Dance in
the Big Tent five miles west OF Extra
about ten rods west of Adolph Sorn-
sons at the West Hamljn Picnic, on
Tuesday, Sept. Z.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02
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NlIIlDdIIto1(
Mrs. Knud Petersen was in Allan.
tic Thursday.
Anton Christensen threshed grain
for K. T. Petersen Friday.
Miss Cecilia Esbeck is spending
her vacation in Audubon.
Mr.. Chris Brotherson and family
visited in Kimballton Friday.
Chris Christensen west of Kimball-
ton hauled corn to the city last week.
Mr.. A. H. Jorgensen and sons were
in Des Moines during the State Fair.
Miss Lilly Boysen is now employed
in the Commercial Hotel as second
girl.
The Kimballton barber shop will
be closed all day every Sunday here
after.
Mr. Svend Jorgensen has been both
cred with boil on one cheek for the
last week.
Mrs. A. P. Rasmussen and Miss
Marie Fredericksen spent Thursday
in Elk Horn.
Mr.. Soren Sorensen has now started
the building OF a new dwelling on
West 3rd street.
A. H. Jorgensen and wife were in
Atlantic Tuesday. Mrs. Jorgensen
had her tooth repaired.
Oscar Hartel moved into the bull
ding that has been remodeled aud i.
to serve as a restaurant.
P. Bertelsens, T. G.. Mullers and
Mrs. Rasmussen called at the parson-
age Wednesday evening.
Miss johanna Bjorn is at present
spending very pleasant vacation in
Colorado with her uncle.
Mr.. Bertel Christensen who re-
turned his newly. bought auto bought
very fine carriage instead.
| Lars N. Larsen and wife went to
Des Moines SATURDAY. to see the State
Fair. They returned Tuesday.
Miss Coral Esbeck is visiting at
the home of Miss Edith Gravely at
Atlantic during the Chautauqua.
The farmers around Kimballton
were cleaning out the cuts between
Kimballton & Elk Horn Friday.
Geo. Thygesen gave dance Satur-
| day evening as rejoicing feast on
account of their new house now al
most completed.
Mr.. NJ. N. Esbeck went to Audu-
bon Tuesday in one of his fast going
autos to meet business man from
one of the near cities.
Mr.. Ole Olsen who was operated
on last year was suddenly taken sick
Sunday evening ard instantly brot to
the Atlantic Hospital.
Mr.. Martin c. Christensen and Mr..
J Kristen Sorenson went to Omaha on
the afternoon train Monday with the
intention of buying feeders.
MIR. Alfred HUSKY has now emf
grated from Norway to Kimballton,
Ia, where his brother is working.
| He arrived in our town Friday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02
90 With A Rush

The demand for that wonderful stom-
ach, liver and ktdaey cure, DR.. Kings
New Lifo Pilis-is astounding -
------- -.-..sa say they never saw
the like. Its because they never fail to
cure sour stomach, constipation, Indi-
gestion, biliousness, Jaundice, Sick
headache, chills and malaria. Only 25c.
Nick Doffing
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02

Charley Spar and John Esbeck Jr.
went to Lake View Tuesday in an
auto. A spring broke on the way
but otherwise they had no misfor
tune.
Misses Meta and Anna Christensen
have been visiting in Kimballton
with Miss Cecilia Esbeck tor some
dayE before leaving for their home in
Canada.
The party of young people from
Aimballton who have been spending
some time at Lake View returned
Saturday afternoon very enthusiastic
over the trip.
Messsrs Sigurs Lykke and Jens
Kelgaard, Mrs. Christen Larsen and
Miss Dagmar Johansen were taken to
a hospital iu Omaha for operations
Sunday afternoon.
John Larsen is visiting in Cedar
Falls. From there he will leave for
Latimer to attend large convention
tor young people. After the conven-
ton he will go to Rochester, MINI.
Hans Hansen and family of Lin
coin, Neb. who have been visiting
with Mrs. Hansen's sisters, Mrs Hans
Madsen and Mrs. Hans Hansen dur.
ing the summer returned to her
home Monday.
The girls of Kimballton have again
taken up the gymnasium with Miss
Marie Petersen as leader. They are
aspiring to win the beautiful Danish
flag given every year at the annual
conventions of the Y. P. ASS, next
year at Cordova, Neb.
Miss Lucia Petersen went to At
lantic Sunday to enjoy the Chautau-
qua and to meet her aunt, Miss Marie
Lauritsen of Chicago Monday. Miss
Lauritsen will visit with her sister,
Mrs. Knud Petersen, a couple of
weeks before returning to her work
again.
Following are the names of the
people who went to the State Fair
this morning: Martin & Fred Chris
tofferseD, Walter Jensen, Conrad
Nielsen, Christen Christensen and
son, Matias Smith, Hans johnson, P.
j. Kristensen, P. Phillipsen and wife
Rssmus Hansen Of Poplar and Peter
Hansen, Jr.
Hans Madsen and daughter Lydia,
aud his brother-in Mr.. Hans
Hansen of Lincoln, Neb. were in Au-
dubon Saturday afternoon. They
brought Peter Christensen, who is
employed in the First National Bank
out with them. Mr.. Christensen as
sisted Mr.. Madsen in the Landmarks
Bank for several days.
Miss Agnes Brons visited with her
friends in Kimballtop, Thursday.
Friday she left for Latimer, Ia, to
attend the convention there. After
the convention she will visit in Ty Ter
MINI. and from there go to her home
in Tacoma, Wash. Miss Brons' pa.
rents have lived in this vicinity for
many years, but moved to Tacoma,
WASH, nine years ago on account of
the i'll health of Mr.. Brons. Miss Ag-
mes has been at Grand View College
the last two years. The many friends
she has won here all regret to see her
go.
The Y. P. S. gave a party in the
Gymnasium Hall Sunday evening in
honor of the winning of the Flag by
the Gymnasium Club at the conven-
tjon a couple of weeks ago. The
gymnasium served icecream after Rev.
Jcrgensen's Lecture on the subject
of "The Influence of Gymnasium"
After the refreshments were served
the dancing began, the Kim ballton
Orchestra furnishing the music, and
all agreed on that they had never
danced TO better music. At twelve
all went to their respective homes,
pleased with the evening.
~AH
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02
Hanlin


John Lykke is taking in the Fair
this week.
H. j. Hansen went to the State
Fair Tuesday.
Henry Poison was business caller
in Hamlin Tuesday.
Hans Mortensen and family spent
Sunday at Hans Olesen's.
Clint Rucker is recovering from a
severe attack of lung fever.
Miss Anna Anderson visited with
friends in Hamlin Monday.
Peter Nelson shipped cars of hogs
and of corn the past week.
The tile factory resumed work
again Tuesday after a short rest.
Nels Jensen and family of Sharon
visited with Hamlin friends Sunday.
jess Nissen visited his best girl
Monday night and attended the show.
Ed johnson, west of town, was in
town Tuesday on business coming in
his auto.
A car of lumber was being unload
ed Tuesday tor the E. & K. Lumber
Go. here.
Fred Jones purchased fine new
top buggy of oar dealer while in
town Saturday.
Miss Emmaline Spencer and lady
friend drove TO the county seat Tues
day on business.
Fred Bonnesen and family are en-
joying life this week in Minnesota
visiting friends.
Jacob Anderson and Nels Morten-
sen Jr. are attending the Fair in Des
Moines this week.
Soren Paulsen and Gill Petty went
to Omaha Monday to invest in car
load of bronchos.
II. G. Rice is home from Tabor,
Canada having bot quarter section
OF land while there.
Mrs. Hattie Fredericksen OF Mar.
ne is spending few days with her
friend, Mrs. Haahr.
Mrs. N. Mortensen Jr. is clerking
in the store during her husbands alb
sence at Des Moines.
Jacob Anderson and j. E. Tven-
strup are enjoying all that is to be
seen at the State Fair.
Sam and Will Johnson, east of Old
Hamlin purchased 1 40 acres of the
John Dawson farm last week.
S. p. Petersen and l.. Madesen
went to South Omaha Monday in
tending to buy car of bronchos.
Reuben McNutt was taken i'll Mon.
day night with stomach trouble orr.
ginating from an feed of water
melon.
VIM. Wigs and Henry Frederick
sen and family were guests of their
relatives, Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Morton
sen Sunday.
Miss Anna Knees took dinner over
in Audubon township Saturday with
her brother, George, who is recover
ing nicely now.
George B. Gill recently cold his
farm here to M. Fl. Lewis of Walnut
and then bot the Clyde East farm
out east of town.
j. E. Tvenstrup and Oluf Hansen
returned from Canada last week and
before returning purchased 23s acres
of $22. pr. acre land.
P. j. Juel and George Picking are
busy at the State Fair scattering
their lightning rod literature where
it will do the most good.
Nels Rattenborg tried to stop the
cylinder on the taresher last week
and got his thumb badly lacerated.
He says he won't try it again.
Peter Mortensen enjoys very good
patronage at his new restaurant
where everything is kept neat and IT,
dy; and by the way Pete will read
the Journal the coming year.
The dozen farmers who invested in
a company threshing machine have
their grain all in the bin and Tues
day were hauling out lumber and
building shed at Nels Rattenborg's
to shelter it.
Mr.. and Mrs. "A. w. Bradley re-
turned from Omaha Friday and since
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02

neadacneS, nervous
and
hemorrhages.
"Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compoundmademe
well and strong, SO
that / can do all my
Homework, and at
tend to the store
and post-office, and
Ifeel muchyounger
than 1 really am.
UT vIl;o u D:-1r
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1909-09-02
THE
BEST
REMEDY
For Women-Ly E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Noah, Ky. -" was passing through
the Change of Life and suffered from
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Forced Into Exile.

VIM. Upchurch of Glen Oak,
Okla, was an exile from home.
Mountain air, he thought, would
cure a frightfu lumg-racking
.pough that had defed all rem
eedies for two years. After six
months he returned, death dog
ging his steps. Then I begin
to use DR.. Kings New Dissolve
~. ''he writes, "and after taking
six bottles / an well as ever -
It saves thousands yearly from
desperate lung diseases. In
fallible for Coughs and Colds, it
dispels Hoarseness and Sore
Throat. Cures Grip, Bronchitis,
HemerrhageG, Asthma, Group,
Whooping CoRgh. SOC and ST. 90,
trial bottle free. guaranteed by
The Justus aad Hunters Phar-
macy.