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Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08
THE SODA FOUNTAIN JAG

They tell us that the mountain
OF destruction is the fountain
Where the drug store clerk dispenses sweeened fz,
And the fair divinely woman,
Who at best is only human,
Is fast getting where modern topper is
You'll see our arstocratic ladies,
With poodle dogs for babies q
On their pedigrees and beauty they will brag-
And as they reach the
(And the day keeps growing warmer)
They step into the drug store for soda fountain Jag
The clerk with diamonds gstening,
To their orders he is listening,
And in the big French mirror views himself
And, although it's rather risky,
He mixes in little whiskey
From that fancy cut glass bottle the shelf
Those aristooratc beauties
Have no for household duties,
And with their cook and coachman chew the rag;
They discuss each Others troubles,
Walk like a turkey tom in stubbles-
They blue blood high steppers with soda fountain
They will set their caps for earls
That's despised by decent girls
And in their hunt for titles they won't lag;
They will pay their tainted dollars
For thing" with cuffs and collars
This is the Balm of Gilead for soda fountain jag.
Our Philip girls, bless 'em,
Don't need this object lesson
They take glass of soda straight, doubt;
But they don't indulge in "twisters"
Like their stylish down-east sisters,
That's courting dissipation by the soda fountain jag.
Though not as rich others
They make kind, endearing mothers,
And in their household duties they don't lag;
You can meet them home returning
With cheeks aglow and burning
But you'll never meet them with soda fountain jag
w. w.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08

Any mother who has had experience
with this distressing ailment will be
pleased to know that a cure may be
effected by applying Chamberlain 's
Salye as soon as the child is done
nursing. Wipe it of with soft cloth
before allowing the babe to nurse.
Many trained nurses use this salve
with best results. For sale by all
druggists.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08

Mothers-Have you tried HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea? It's q great
blessing to the little ones, keeps away
summer troubles. Makes them sleep
and grow. IS cents, Tea or Tablets.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08
A Snap Offer

A Snap Offer In Csttle-Our bunch
of about 100 head, In prime condition.
Can ship two cars this fall. Will
price cheap II can make quick turn.
Francis Mercantile Co., Marietta, s.
ID.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08

Little Marie had returned from her
visit to Sunday school.
"And what lesson are you TO study
for next Sundsy?" asked her mother.
Muffin much, said the four-year-
old rather scornfullJ. "Her jest said
to learn all about the catakissin-and
me knC wed that already.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08

Wild Grass Bond, the latest and
nobbisst writing paper, can b had ct
the Review office.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08

Verified account blanks, used in
every school district, can b had ut
the Review o0,sa.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1909-06-08
EXCURSION RATES

Home-C Coming Celebration, Aberdeen,
$. D., June 1918, 1909, via the
Pierre, Rapid City and North
Western Line
Tickets on sale une 18th, 10th l7th,
good returning June 10th. FOR tick
cts and full Information apply to any
ticket agent, The Pierre, Rapid City
& North Western Line. 3-2
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
One Of tie
Essentials

of the happy homes Of to-day is vast
fund of information as to the best methods
Of promoting health and happiness and
right living and knowledge Of the worlds
best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to worldwide
acceptance through the approval of the
Well-lnformed of the World; not of indi-
viduals only. but Of the many who have
the happy faculty Of selecting and obtain
ing the best the world affords.
One OF the products of that class, of
known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and COM
mended by the Well Informed of the
World as valuable and wholesome family
laxative is the wcll-known Syrup of Figs
and Elixir Of Sienna. To get its beneficial
effects always buy the genuine, manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
only, and for sale by all leading druggists.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
NO SKIN WAS LEFT ON BODY.
Baby was Expected to Die with Ec-
zena-BIocd Oozed Out All Over
Her Bodv-Now Well-Doctor
Said to Use Cuticura

Six months after birth my little girl
broke out with eczema and had two doc
tors in attendance There WIS not a particle
of skin left on er body. the blood oozed
out lust anywhere and we had to wrap her
in silk and carry her on a pillow for ten
weeks, She was the most terrible sight
ever saw. and for six months looked for
her to die. used every known remedy to
alleviate her suffering, for it was terrible
to witness. DR.. c. gave her up DR.
r recommended the Cuticura Remedies
She will soon be three wears old and has
never had sign of the dread trouble since
We used about eight cakes of Cuticura
Soap and three sboxes of Cuticura ONT.
ment. James u Smith. Dumid, Va, Oct.
IA and q. 1906"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
VIVA. He Fcrrc-

AT a dinner in Philadelphia" said
clergyman, Il once heard the lam
ented Bishop Potter talk in a most
amusing manner about the artist,
temperament.
First he described the contradic.
tons in the characters OF Whistler
Poe, Hawthorne and other great
Americans. Then he turned to Ian
dor, the great Enslishman.
Lander, he said. was at the same
time the most violent and brutal and
most delicate and sensitive of men.
He adored flowers. The gardens OF
Bis beautiful villa in Florence were
iul Of flowers. and the poet wake,
among them daily. never pluckine
item, only bending over them reyer
emily to admire their loneliness and
their perfume.
'Landor's cook one dav served him
Z wretched dinner, and in mis- rage
the poet threw the man out OF the
window into bed of splendid roses
AS the cook writhed with a broken
'eg below Lander from his window
In a horror-stricken voice:
Good gracious, forgot thu
oses! '-Washing1on Star.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
WISE WORDS.

A woman shakes a rug when it has
the dust, but she doesn't apply the
same method to a man.
| 1t may be impossible to take some
thing from nothing, but you come
pretty near it when you take the
conceit out of some people.
A man may be as straight as a
string, and, also like a string, be
broke.
It takes a brave man to tell the
thinks of it.
1t is better to share our joys than
our sorrows, also much easier.
The average man is satisfied to
follow the crowd.
Two souls with but a single
thought generally double up.
All things come to those who go
after them.
1t doesn't augur well for a man to
be bore.
When in doubt it's a good plan to
tell the truth.
Graft is often successful. but you
can't bride destiny.
An ideal lover often makes a.
mighty poor husband.
When a woman expresses wish
the charges are seldom prepaid.
Some people are anxious to give
the devil his due even before he
claims it.
The man who would win success
hasn't much time to stop and pick
flowers by the way.
The theory that faint heart ne'er
won fair lady doesn't interest the
fellow who prefers brunettes.
A critic is man who isn't satisfied
to hit the nail on the head. He wants
to hit the fellow who is driving the
nail
When a young man is in love he is
apt to promise a girl anything she
little knowing what big con-
tract he has NATURALIZATION
'Dyspeptic Philosophy" in the New
York Times.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
essay OH the Automobile
81 WENDELL SWITZER. Aged 10.

First. l will mention that automo-
,1les VIII run longer than horses. An
automobile does not give you nearly
IS much trouble as horses. Very
Early In the morning YOU have to ct
Up, dress, and so out in the cold and
eed your horses, which is not at All
lice, and then you have to wait a
ong time till they are through eat.
ng, which delays you; while an au.
.omobile you just have to fill with
gasoline the minute YOU want TO start
The feed for the automobile. which
gasoline, does not cost as much as
ICED for the horses, for the only feed
here is foT automobiles is gasoline.
md the horse has to have corn, wheat.
pats. hay, bran and other things.
which raise higher and lower. but
gasoline never changes its price much
&C all. And wheat is so valuable.
and SO is timothy hay, and you hardly
ever get good wheat and corn. You
nave to take such good care of your
corn or the crows will get it. Ari
another thing is. that a horse can
have only one horse power, while an
automobile can have forty or fifty.
If you do not give your horses good
food, you cannot sell them for a good
price, for they get weak and sick.
Automobiles never get sick, which
saves trouble. When a horse gets sick
It is more liable to die than any other
thing. You can get automobiles of
all sizes, while horses are nearly all
one size. You have to curry your
norses. brush and wash them, which
takes trouble. One of the hardest
things of all about horses is training.
That is very hard. Automobiles don't
have to be trained, which saves trou-
Bile. To train horse you must near
" risk your life, for you do not know
what or when the colt is going to do.
1t is very hard job. When a colt
Is first bridled up it does not know
what TO do. 1t jumps and rears,
kicks. runs. and if you hitch one I'D
10 new buggy. there will be nothing
left Of it, for the colt Will do every-
thing it can to get the harness off.
The young colt is not used to having
harness on, and it feels very miser-
able to him and he wants to get it
OFF. The horses scare at street cars
and rear up and sometimes break the
buggy. Automobiles never get scared
ike horses. You have to hollow at
he horse to make it go, while you
lust have to turn a crank to make an
automobile go. An automobile tells |
IS how far it has gone, or going, and !
low much gasoline it is using. A
horse does not do that 1t does not |
ell us how much flesh he is wearing
IF Or how much breath it is using |
md don't tell us how far he is going,
20 we don't know when to stop and |
Keep on going and wearing Off flesh |
i'll the poor horse is nothing but skin
md bones, which we call a skater,
nd make fun OF the owner Some
'eople do not feed their horses, and
rive them so much that they drive
b EN- to death. You can't run an au-
omobile to death no matter how
nuch YOU run them. which is better.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
NEW LIFE
Soand In Change to Right Food.

AIer one suffers from acid dyspep-
sour stomach, for months and
sm nnds the remedy Is in getting
= right kind of food, it is something
peak out about.
AN Y. lady and her young son
3 such an experience. and she
san others to know how to get re-
~ She writes:
u For about f teen months nv it,
10Y and myself had suffered with
~ stomach. We were unable to
IN much Of anything we ate.
Mter suffering in this way for 80
4 : decided to consult a specialist
mach diseases. Instead OF pre-
O'ns drugs. he put US both on
,..Nuts. and we began to improve
anediately.
!. was the key to a new life. ]
80 we had been eating too much
h ~ iood which we could not digest
y : lew weeks after commencing
IA -Nuts | was able to do my
.s. work. l wake in the morning
clear head and feel rested and
n 70 sour stomach. My boy sleeps
ana wakes with a laugh.
"e nave regained our lost weight
~ vntinue to eat Grape-Nuts for
me morning and evening meals.
- 70 Wen and happy and owe it to
nNuts. There's a Reason"
-, given by Postum Co., Battle
Nsn.:, Mich. Read THE Road to
willie" in pkgs.
read the above letter? A
r. appears from time to time.
s.e genuine. true, and full OF
= interest.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

We Offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any ease OF Ca'arrh that cannot be
,nred by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY i Co., Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J..
cheney for the last u years, and believe
aim perfectly honorable in all business
transactions AMI financially allie to carry
out any ub icaticns made ~ his tirp.
WALDING, kI>SAS K M.Kv!S. Wholesale
Druggists Toledo, o.
Rall' sCatarrhC ur is taken internally act
ing directly upon he blood and mucous sur
aces OF he system. Ie.timonla : sent free
Pr &c, Use fer bottle. Sold byaGi Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
Farmers Dairy Butter.

Secretary Wilson says that the
.rmers have added s53.0o0,0 100000 20
NJ wealth of the country during the
,,sfg nine years Two years output of
A. farms would buy all The railroads
h The country. He says also that
,he farmer received seyenty-fve per
,eut more for his produce than ten
rrs ago
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
FARMING in New EnuIand

The statement that no one New
,1,mpshire farm recently the hay
~ cut by 3S-year-old mower,
,,vn by a 30-year-old horse, driven
n a e3-year-old man will be read
I'm ueculiar interest out in Dakota
Boston Globe
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
a Sense CT Security,

weren't you worried about the
members of your family during their
long absence from home?"
''Not al all don't own an auto
mobile and none CT them think they
can swim or sail a boat. "-Washing
ION Star.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

For years was
weak and run down
could not sleep. m,
limbs swelled and
the secretions were
trou blesome, pains
were intense. was
fast in bed for four
months. Three doe
tors said there was
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
The Thoughtful Girl.

can't you take a little care OF that
caro- OF mine?" implored the impe-
cunious girl to the Office boy who
vas rapidly rolling it into a wad,
and bring il back to me so l can
|aend It in somewhere else? Cards
Cost me cent apiece. York
Press.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
Panorama Headache,

Caused by constantly shifting gaze,
as by moving picture shows. travelling
in rapidly moving conveyances and
the like, is cured by external applica-
ton to the eyes of DR.. Mitchell's Eye
Salve. 1t strengthens them and stops
the burning sensation. Automobile
lists use Mitchells Eye Salye. 26c.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
Cspudine Cures Indigestion Pains,

6rr stomach and heartburn, no matter
hmn what cause. Gives immediate relief.
Prescribed by physicians because ii is sure
sud effective. Trial bottle lk. Regular
dlss 25c. and 5Oc.. at al druggists
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

no cure for me and | was given up to
die. Being urged. ! used Doans Kid
ney Pills. Soon | was better and in a
few weeks was about the house. well
and strong again"
Sold by all dealers so cents a box
Foster Milhuln Co., Buffalo. y. Y
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

Hicks Capuuine Cures Nervousness,
Whether tired out, worried, seeplessness
Or what not. 1t quiets and refreshes brain
and nerves. It's liquid and pleasant to
take. Trial bottle TO-. Regular sizes 25c.
and Soc. at druggista
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
To Drive Out Malaria and Build Up

~ DrlSc OuL MdldF!a anu bulIu w
the System
Take the Old Standard Groves
Tasteless Chill Tonic. You know what
you are taking. The formula is plain
ly printed on every bottle. showing i:
is simply Quinine and Iron in taste
less form. and the most effectual form.
For grown people and children. soc.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

no BRUSH sovereign mas vetoed a
Parliamentary bill for the last 1877
years.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

Crooked lie cannot lead on the
straight way.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

Many an i'll of the heart would be
cured A. the hands We're kept clean.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

Give a small boy a piece of chall
and he will make his mark in this
Worll.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

This world is always God-forsaken
to those who have forsaken the good.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
BED-BOCND FOR MONTHS.
Hope Abandoned After Physicians
Consultation.

Mrs Enos Shearer, Yew and Wash
ington SITS, Centralia. Wash, says
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

Self-realiza ton comes through SER
vice for social redemption.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

Ont Of ~ existing blast furnaces
in Be'@inm only 81 are at present
in operation. as compared with &c
at this time year ago
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

The welfare of any people is de-
termined by their worship.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

No one finds happiness without of
ten turning his back on pleasure.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
FRUITS OF OBSERVATION

"Have you ever seen a grapeshot?'
mo, but I've often watched a chen
fy-bOunce "-RaltimOr American.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

He who sneers at enthusiasm is
- the dead line of any great USE
Illness.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

MIS- W iHslU" >U,,n.tt- - sup Tor Children
teethlng, softens tie gums, reduces lnhamma
ton, allays pam cures wind collie. 2oc bottle
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

He has no force with men who has
no faith in them.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09
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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1909-01-09

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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-01
THIS is MY 18th BIRTHDAY.

Boies Penrose, United states SEN
ator from Pennsylvania, was born IN
Philadelphia, November l. 1850, and
after being trained i'm the public
school Of his native city he entered
Harvard University. from which he
was graduated in 1881. He was ad-
mitted TO the bar in 1888 and prac-
ticed his profession in Philadelphia
for several years. In 1884 he was
elected to the Pennsylvania Legislature
and remained a member of that body
for nearly ten years. In 1903 he was
elected chairman of the Republican
state Committee and the following
year he became the Pennsylvania rep
resentative on the National Republi-
can committee. In 1897 he was cho9-
en- United States senator to succeed
j. Donald Cameron and last March
he was reelected for a term of six
years.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-01
COMING CORPORATION TAX.

ON january I. under the provisions
OF the federal corporation tax law. all
such corporations organized for profit,
are required to make full statement
OF income and disbursements OF their
business FOR the calendar year now
drawing To close. The tax is per
cent on net profits in excess of five
thousand dollars: and it therefore fol-
lows that corporations whose net prof
It's are less than this sum are eN-
cmpt from the tax. though they are,
nevertheless. required To report their
transactions just the same. Insurance
companies organized for profit are
taxable: but fraternal societies, al
though having insurance features, are
not-ncither are agricultural and hor-
ticuItural societies, labor organiza-
tions, mutual benefit building and loan
associations. and religious, charitable
and educational bodies; neither are
these excepted classes required to
make reports.
For TIE purposes Of the statute not
income is defined as the residue FROM
gross income after these deductions
have been made: Ordinary and re-
quisite outlay for maintenance and
operation. including rentals and fran
chise payments; losses not compen-
stated for by insurance or i'm other
ways; a reasonable sum for depreci-
alton; interest on bonded and other
Indebtedness not 10 exceed the paid
up capital stock; payments FOR taxes,
whether domestic or foreign. and div
idends from other corporations. sub
ject to the tax. The penalties for non
compliance with the statute are such
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-01
:. .....::*:... :. :..:*****.:.: :.
os5oRN's CANDIDACY.


Osborn's advent upon the field viii
be warmly welcomed by the news
paper men Of the state as well as
thousands of others who know and
admire him. a newspaper man Of
exceptional brilliancy. polished ora
tor, business man who, in the cur
rant phrase, has made good, probably
the most extensive traveller in Mich
igan who has made study of the
governments of the world during the
past ten years, Mr.. Osborn will prove
a Formidable candidate among the
splendid names already entered. His
untiring energy, his. wide acquaintance
his high character and ability as st
public speaker are forces to, pc recK-
oned with, The campaign next year
win not lie a dead Qne.-7St. Johns Re-
publican. .t,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1909-11-01
EVER WA1CHFUL
A Little Care Will Save Many Calumet
Readers Future Trouble.

Watch the kidney secretions.
See that they have the amber hue OF
health;
The discharges not excessive or In
frequent;
Contain no "brick- dust like" sedl-
ment.
Doans Kidney Pills will do this for
you.
They watch the kidneys and cure
them when they're sick.
j. II. Carroll, 2O7 S. Jennie st. Es-
canada, Mich. says: my kidneys be-
came disordered about two years ago
and l was annoyed by the frequent
passages of the secretions. / also had
dull pains in the small of my back and
at time felt very weak. When / heard
of Doans Kidney Pills, I made up my
mind to try them and procured a box.
| steadily improved and am now en-
tirely free from kidney complaint
give Doan's Kidney Pills my endorse
ment in the hope that other kidney
sufferers will be led to try them"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the -Doan's-and
take no other.