The evening world., 1909-01-13

s4f not please Mr.. N
~ chant pen in hand
M ! am a little
W are taken as m
E0oI1.dsz4U737Na some "recluse or
women" My studio-apartment Is oil
street, so l am scarcely hermit. ant
l believe to be the most beautiful
willing to be thought discard.
After which saw Mr.. Meader, WI
cosmopolitan atmosphere. He is an
planted Southerner by birth. having
expressed 1t last night, he has been r
that he can't understand how anyone
Here Is some Of the philosophy-by
no means moss grown-he gathered
while he was rolling. But before you
read 1t. and perhaps profit by it. for It
contains specific advice for the pursuit
and capture Of what he terms the
only thing in the world worth win
nins-a woman" remember that Mr..
Meader confessed to me that he Is only
frank cynic. and that while he can't
say OF himself that his only books
were woman's looks" for he Is Har-
ward man, still these looks have not
been such as are cast at q sour old
recluse. Before physician pre-
scribes.' he writes as Cupid the Sur
seon, he must hrst diagnose. for pa
tients suffering from tonsiiitis and &C.
zsma do not, at least to the minds OF
innocent laymen, receive the same pills
as he who is afflicted with hangnails,
nor will salve that Is efT1cacious for In
famed eyelids stimulate torpid
liver"
Four Kinds Of Women.
With this preliminary he proceeds to
the following diagnosis:
Considered broadly, there are four
groups into which most women may be
classiAed-the conceited, the sentl-
mental, the mercenary and the blase
These are distinctive types and none
but a bungllns knave could mistake
them. Once having the species iso-
lated the administration Of q specific
that will destroy the resistance Of
either variety Is merely the applica.
ton Of simple rule that must be &C.
cepted as the basic formula OF this
heart-breaking treatise--to appeass
babies and women give them what
they think they want.
"1ntuitively you pass the baby a rat
tie or a nipple. so II you can likewise
discern a wuman's wants you will need
no prompter to say you shall give
nattery to conceited woman. promises
OF eternal fidelity to the sentimental
ons, precious gifts to the mercenary,
and sensational thrills to her who Is
tormented with ennui"
Then Mr. header takes UP the case
OF the lady suffering with what might
be termed by Cupid the Surgeon" a
complication of diseases.
Some Quick to Change.
Not only do some women possess a
blend Of several or all Of these charac.
teristics, but In others the four moods
are but poses for as many hours Of
the evening. Such a specimen Is at
least consistent for the moment, and
you have but to crafty her varying
whims as they are manifest First
give her subtle compliments, hugs
next, then rubies, and lastly an auto
mobile smashup"
Then Mr.. Meader names the prin-
cipal weapons necessary to the subju-
cation Of woman. or, as he expresses
It, the four big carvers from the in
strument case-strength, fattery, gen.
erosity and apparent sincerity.
Strength the author defines as that
appeal to the animal instincts that, no
matter how dormant, is ever present In
even the most aesthetic beings.
1T is not necessary to be an ath.
lete, lit great weights and sprint to
the click Of a stop watch. Take Wig
orous exercise regularly, eat your All
of nourishing food, sleep at least eight
hours every night with an open win
dow In the room, and take a cold show
er Immediately on rising.
This routine will give you the Wig
or to pose as giant in the creative
mind Of woman. Supplement It with
an erect carriage. an athletic swing to
your walk and discreet amount OF
buster about your proves, and she
will soon have gladiator on pedes.
tai.