The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-03-09

erection Of large bachelor apartment
house. As q suitable name therefore
we would suggest Liberty Hall"
Teddy bears have taken q sudden
downward piupse In price. How fleet
ing q thing Is fame after all some
times.
takes enough interest in base ball to
assist Washington IN getting a team?
AZ a means OF dunninG q man for q
bill isn't the telephone oonvenient'
nice to remind us that we are to be
envied for living In a land Of sunshine
and roses while the Inhabitants OF
and MIrky Manhattan are contendins
with the elements that have no mercy
on suffering humanity.
Upton Sinclair says that six months
country. What q pessimistic. DISPOSE
ton that fellow Upton has!
We presume Congressman wake up
In nth the night every nov and then hen, and
realize It is really 80 that he is out.
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The man who wins out in LIES. bat
tie. according to Blk, Is the one who
never shrinks from doing q duty be-
cause the task happens to be . dis
agreeable one.
Isn't. it sad, oh. captain, and don't
you want to whip her, when you choose
proves to be skipper
Wonder IL the Taft smile and the
Prosperity smile are going to be
synonymous?
Cupid Is either losing his cunning or
his eyesight, to Judge by some of the
matches we see these days.
Maybe married women wouldn't get
SO angry when their husbands calf 'em
a cat II they would stop to reflect that
q cat has nine lives and what a good
time they could have leading nine of
'em to hubby's one.
things to a fellow before he dies? He
would appreciate 1t lot more.
When a girl asks you to guess her
age. young man. you are fifty-seven
different varieties of a chump II you
don't guess 1t two or three years under
what you know 1t ought to be.
The Lancaster Literary Society after
q heated argument has just decided
that it is no offense for boy to kiss
girl Certainly not. IN most In
stances it is positive pleasure.
We have conversed with several
young girls who avowed their aim In
life was to marry millionaire. Now
the question is where are we going TO
find enough millionaires to go round!
OF course such an ambition Ia highly
commendable IN any girl. provided she
can land the fish.
Did you ever stop to think what i'm
ballads of the illustrated song variety?
There 10 always some fellow worrying
his life out over some girl way OFT
down south somewhere or some girl
Is crying her head of as she waits Sar an n
dier sweetheart and wonders when ne
will get back on the job. Oh. slush.--
such things don't happen that way In
real life. Girls are more independent
pine away and die while waiting for
someone's return. They get somebody
else, and most any old girl is sharp
enough to rope In a man IL she wants
to.
There was the funniest contest the
other day near an old-time house IN
Montgomery. snail and q creeping
il the race is over by then. sis
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Speaking OF steel reductions has
anybody heard anything about re-
duction in the prices of Easter hats'
There seems to be quite little UNI
easlness over the personal safety OF
Mr.. Roosevelt in the Africa jungies.
We believe however. that Teddy has
demonstrated amply his ability to not
only take care Of himself but also Con-
gress, the trusts and everybody's busi-
ness in the United States.
Now that the Senate has passed the
army appropria ton bill carrying $103.-
900 900. the pension estimates Of the
year foot UP $18o.0o0,0oo and the navy
feel real chesty over its record break
ing juggling In the figure line.
The Legislature has not prohibited
intoxicating kisses down this way
thank goodness.
More trouble for the telegraph edi-
tors. Some of those African names are
unpronounceable.
Dr. Alfred Wallace says the use OF
flying machines in war would be a dis
grace to humanity; that they are some
several degrees worse than the poison
think the doctor need have no great
worry on that score. Flying machines
are as yet only in the experimental
stage. not even in Europe have they
proven absolutely satisfactory In every
requirement for war purposes. 1t Is
gas Bags or propellers and bring them
suddenly to earth with a dun sicken-