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Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19
Y. w. c. A. Notes.

The Sunday afternoon vesper service at
1890 O'Clock will be. preparatory to the
general secretary, will continue the series
Of addresses on the ancestors of Christ
with q talk on the character of David.
little Ton Town H5iST Rethieh Dq6e AND AND p f5rs A. b.
Laird will give a cornet solo, The Holy
City" Following the service the usual
social hour viii, be held and refreshments
viii be served, All women invited, espe-
cially strangers in the city.
Some Of our directors will, spend the
holidays at their homes; Miss Florence D..
Alden, physical director, at Springfield,
Mass; Miss Theodate =. Wilson, religious
work director, at Richmond, Ind, and Miss
Mary Burnside, domestic arts director, at
The closing lectures of the course given
by Mr.. Thomas j. Kelly, VII be given
This special date is on account Of the lee
ture which was omitted on Thanksgiving
day.
ton began with the closing Of the classes
Saturday. Work will be resumed January
8, 1910. The educational commlttee is glad
to announce among the new classes In
January the following: Oratory and vocal
expression, by Miss Lillian Fitch; psy-
c~holosy, including Psychology OF health,
First Congregational church; beginners
class In German, under Miss Rockfellow
business arithmetic, especially adapted for
first aid and elementary home nursing,
under Miss Nan Dorsey, head nurse for
the Visiting Nurses association.
The house committee has arranged for
the December noon musical, to be given
free OF charge to al, who may come next
Thursday, December %, l2:15 to 1, The
program is as follows:
Piano
(a) Murmurtng Zephyrs ..,....... Jensen
ID Waltz Op. 10 No. / ..,.,..,..,. Chopin
Mrs. Ward ShafeT.
Harmony Quartet-Selected .............
Miss Nettie Williams, Miss Helen
Grove, Mrs. Fay Stahl. Miss
Alice Chandler.
Vocal-The Friar of Ordero Gray 49,. Shield
Mr.. w. 70. Shafer.
Gay Butterfly Haw,ey
Miss Nettie Williams.
Quartet
(a) Pale in the Amber West. .... Park
% Massa's In the Cold, Cold Ground
ssss.sssss.'s'' IdIh
Happy Hollow Male Quartet.
~Pihno-Soartng Whims ....,....... SchumaI
Miss Elizabeth Anderson.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Two exercises centering in the Christmas
idea will be put forth by the CASTELAR,
Presbyterian Bible school this year. The
religious emphasis will be given at the
service tomorrow morning at IL o'clock,
when the Bible school and the church com
bine ia a Christmas missionary service
which will present many interesting fea-
lures. Owing to this union service the
usual monday session Of tho Bible school
will be waived, Saturday evening next at
7:SO, the school is providing treats for its
500 pupils. This later program will give
emphasis to the secular side Of the Christ
mas season.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19
TOPICS OF THE DAY OF REST
Christmas Chimes Will Ring Sunday
in Many Omaha Churches.
SPECIAL SERVICES ANNOUNCED
CASTELAR, Presbyterian Has Two
Exercises - Four Ceremonies
Sunday at Sacred Hear
Church.

Bells of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. chimes-will
voice their silvery sentiment Sunday in
many of the Omaha churches and will con-
tinue to tinkle melodiously until the hill
days are past. Special services in many
of the local houses of worship, in connec-
ton with the Christmas celebration, will
begin on the Sabbath.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19
wstches-FRENzEK-Bnr ana Dodge
child Abandonment Charged.

ABERDEEN, S. d., Dec. 1~S.-(SpeeiaL)-
Warrants hove been issued for the arrest
OF a barber named Bell, a resident OF
s~treeter, N. d., and his wife, on a charge
OF child abandonment, The warrant was
sent TO the marshal at streeter. but the
couple had evidently become aware Of the
fact, and had left the town when the officer
went after them. II is believed they VIII
soon be apprehended.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Keep Chamoerlain's LinImsnt on hand.
It is an antiseptic liniment and causes
wounds TO heal in less time than BY any
othar treatment.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19
A serious nrenl1down

results from chronic constipation. Or.
Kings New Life Pills cure headache,
stomach, liver and bowel trouble. sc. For
sale by Beaton Drug co.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

There will be no Sunday school at Temple
Israel Sunday morning.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Sacred Heart church Will observe Christ
mas with appropriate solemnities. To take
care of the crowds four principal services
will be held in the morning, at $3.50. 7:0l.
900 and 1880 o'clock.
The principal service will be the solemn
high mass al 1880, when the special Christ
mas sermon will be preached by Rev.
Thomas c.. McKeogh, s. j., of Creighton
university. Father McKeogh for many
years was engaged in special missionary
work throughout the west.
The music at this mass will be rendered
by the combination choirs Of the church.
Sister M. David, .. S. D., the music
teacher in Sacred Heart High school. who
is a specialist in the Gregorian and Pima
chants, decreed by Pope Plus y. A spe-
clal feature will be an orchestra from the
music pupils OF her class in the high
school. Miss Murill Conner will preside at
the organ.
The $50 o'clock service will be a high
mass celebrated by the pastor, Father
Judge, VINO will also speak the Christmas
greeting TO the congregation. The entire
congregation will receive holy communion
at this mass.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Boost your chrisuqas business by adver-
ing In The Bee.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Mrs. Louise Shadduck Zabriskie, ~organist.
Mr.. w. B. Graham, director.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19
Miscellaneous Announcements.

Bethany Branch First Baptist, 1855
LeaVenworth-Sunday school at g.; gospel
meeting Friday evening.
Norwegian and Danish Methodist, TWEEN
ty-fifth and Misunderstanding by the
pastor at Ii a. m. and p m. Young Peo-
Pies meeting at 7 p m.
Peoples, Charles w. Savidge, Pastor
Morning, The Attributes OF God;' even
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19
MaEic City GOAsIp.

"a Este Barr OF Stanton is the guest
OF Mr and Mrs, Andrew Barr.
The tria, OF John Cissna on charge OF
grand larceny will be held today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Beckett OF Middle
town. O., are the guests Of Mrs. Btcketts
and J. N. Abbott. This h their first vest
ern trip and they are much pleased with
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

At the Walnut Hill Methodist church
there viii be special Christmas music
rendered by a full chorus choir at both
services. On Christmas eve in the audi
forum a large chorus of fifty voices from
the school and congregation will ender a
Christmas cantata. This will be inter-
spersed with class songs and recitations,
with the primary department having a
separate part in the program. At the close
OF this program the school and friends
will pass 10 the Sunday school room TO
look uDon Santa Claus and receive gifts
OF Christmas cheer and have a pleasant
and happy time.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Program of special Christmas music at
First Christian clutch. T~weHty-sixth and
Harvey, Sunday evening at 1880 o'clock:
Bass ~Solo-Thus. Saith the Lord Mes
stah)
Mr.. r. I. kersey.
SeIt etions frcm The FIrsE Christmas
Coombs
(a) Tenor Solo-And the Angel Gabriel
Was Sent from God.
Mr.. Il. s. Cutler,
Cb) Soprano Solo-Feer Not, Behold 1
Bring You Glad Ticings.
Miss Irene Van NoY.
(c) Anthem-Glory to God in the Highest.
(d) Soprano Solo-The Stars Shone Bright,
Miss Sarah Shearer.
(e) Duet-See You Not Yon Radiant star.
Messrs. r.. S. Cutler and w. -. Graham.
Organ and N~iolin-Pastoral symphony
(Messiah) .,''' Handel
Mrs. Zabriskie and Miss Eloise West.
Anthem-Gloria Twelfth mass)... Mozart
Contraito solo-Virgin's Lullaby Com
ing OF the King)......... ..........Buck
Miss Alice Gideon.
Trio-Mine Eyes Have Seen Thy Glory
christmas Oratorio). .....,.....St Saens
Mrs. +. i. Thomas. Mr.. r. s. Cutler
and Mr.. w b.
Anthem-NaEareth Gar. Dudley Buck..
0ounoo
solos by Mrs. r. N. Pleak. Mrs. f.. E.
Thomas. Mr., J. o.. Burger and Mr..
+. L. Rowley.
Postlude-Haiisiujah Chorus CMessiah).
handel
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

samuel S. Collins, Twenty-fourth and j
streets died at l o'clock this afternoon at
his bone after a long siese OF illness. His
funeral arrangements are not made. Mr..
Collins was superintendent Of police for
the Armour plant and had held the posi-
ton for many years. He leaves a wife
and two adult children.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-12-19

Dressers and Chiffoniers, in oak, ma
hogany, bird's-eye maple, walnut, curly
birch, etc.
Solid Oak Dressers, French plate
mirror, each, low as. .........S 1915
Solid Oak Ch~iffonier, 5 drawers,
without mirror, each, low as .S4.e5
Round and Square Dressing Ia
bles, each, low as 3e.25, $3.50,
Iron Beds, all sizes and colors,
each, low as $40, $3.50, $500
anu sss's . ssss .'..s q . . e . q 'PEsfo
Commerce, King OF Ranges, $4,000
to ,........, ,,..,.....,.. .H6O.OO
Placed on free trial in your home.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-09-13

or died, when | read about Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; so I
began to take it, and am well again and
relieved of all my suffering. - Mrs.
GEORGE JoRDY, Box 40, Marlton, Nj.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases we know of, and
thousands of voluntary testimonialsare
on file in the Pinkham laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form of
female complaints, Inflammation, Ill
ceration, displacements, fbroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodicpains, backaehe,
indigestion and nervous prostration.
Every suffering woman owes it to her.
self to give Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound trial
If you would like special advice
about your case write a cOnfiden-
tia1 letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
! and always helpful.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-09-13

ton spent with relatives near Maka-
wac.
Mrs. D. H. Case accompanied her
daughter, Miss Cleo, to Honolulu where
the latter will attend school for the
season.
Mrs. Murray of Honolulu who has
been on a visit to her daughters on
Maui returned home Tuesday by the
Claudine.
II. A. Baldwin and wife were among
the departing passengers Tuesday for
Honolulu They took their automobile
with them.
Harold Rice and wife were passen-
gers to Honolulu last week. They took
their automobile with them for use
while in Honolulu.
The Misses Alana of Makawao wdns
to Honolulu last week to attend school.
They were accompanied by their aunt,
Miss Mile Morris.
Miss Violet Keola, who has been in
Waikiki during the summer SCHOOL
vacation with her father, James n. K.
Keola, returned to school by the Clau-
dine last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. a. Garcia gave luau
last Saturday evening in honor of the
first birthday anniversary of their son
Walter at the home of Captain and
Mrs. W. E. Bal.
T. Y. King, who is interested in/the
Kauai Honey Company and III the
Sandwich Islands Honey Company, was
on Maui last week looking after the
| aniarv of Central Mani
| Miss Jennie Nua returned to Homo
| lulu last week and will complete her
| studies at school this year. She has
been with her father, Rev. j. Nua dur
| ing the summer vacation.
Superintendent E. B. Carley of the
Maui Telephone Co. has been called to
| California to the bedside of his sick
sister Mr.. Carley expects to bring his
aged mother back with him.
Miss Annoy Ahu of Waihee went to
Honolulu last week and will attend the
Normal School during the coming year
Her sister Aehoy Ahu is one of the
teachers in the public school of Laha-
/ ina.
| w. C.~Crook of Makawao returned
Saturday from trip to the Coast
| where he was present at the wedding
| of his daughter Miss Irene Crook to
| Harry Foss, who was formerly employ
ed as civil engineer by the Maui Agri,
culture Company.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-09-13

given me new life.
/ suffered for ten
years with serious
female troubles, in
iammation, ulcer
alton, indigestion.
nervousness, an d
could not sleep.
Doctors gave me
up, as they said my
t T on b | e s were
chronic. / was in
despair, and did not
care WhetherIIi lived
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-09-13
OFFICIALS CLASH
OVER ARREST
Sheriff Claims Man Is Legally
in Custody, but Attorney
Says No.

Maui News.-The usual harmony
that exists between the county officials
was broken at the meeting of the
Board of Supervisors this week when
the Sheriff criticized the action of the
Deputy County Attorney for refusing
to prosecute a man who was in charge
of the Sheriff. The Sheriff claims the
man was arrested while the Deputy
County Attorney claims that he was
not.
A search warrant was issued for the
purpose of searching certain premises
for liquor. There was no warrant is
sued for the arrest of any one. The
found and brought to the Sheriff s Of
fee.
The Deputy County Attorney, as
there was no warrant of arrest, refused
to have any thing to do with the case
| for fear of damage suit.
The Sheriff claimed that there had
| been an arrest and that the court had
| ordered the arrest in the search war
rant. He claims that the liquor law
gives the right to search premises with
! out. first making an arrest, which con-
tention is disputed by the Deputy Coun'
ty Attorney.
Maui Personals.
| n r d. ,,o4,,,rol ~ uo,oi,,1,, lo 81
week.
Miss A. Alexander went to Honolulu
last week.
| D. T. Fleming of Makawao went tt
Honolulu last week.
in the Lahaina school, went to Homo
lulu to attend school.
j DIR. Fitzgerald, the veterinary, wen
to the city this week.
Miss Judd was a returning passenge
to Honolulu last week.
Miss Lizzie Kaluna went to Honolulu
last week to attend school.
Mrs. Beckey Wilkinson of Kahulu
went to Honolulu last week.
James Lindsay of Haiku was pas
senger to Honolulu, last week.
Alfred Hansen of Puunene returne,
to school in Honolulu last week.
Miss Bede was a returning passen
ger to the metropolis last week.
Miss R. Hansen of Wailuku went t
Honolulu last week to attend school.
J. S. Walker of Irwin & Co. was
returning passenger to Honolulu Tues
day.
| Miss Charlotte Belts of Puunen
went to Honolulu last week to atten
| school.
L Miss E. Kalino Of Kahului went t
] Honolulu Tuesday of last week on tn
. Clauaine.
Miss Gertrude Ryeroft of Honolul
, was a returning passenger to Honolulu
last week.
Miss Daisy Apo, one of the teacher
in the Lahaina school went to Hone
lulu last week.
T. NJ. Church, the head buyer lft
Alexander & Baldwin was on Maui ft
a few days last week.
r. w. Atkinson and wife were pa
sengers to the metropolis last week b
the Claudine from Hilo.
Mrs. Won Seggern took four of he
| children to Honolulu last week whel
! she will place them in school.
| J. s. Medeiros of Puunene was
= passenger to Honolulu last week. E
. was accompanied by his wife.
Miss Mile Morris returned to Hon
lulu last week after a pleasant vac
|
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-09-13
AFTER
SUFFERING
TEN YEARS
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

MARLToN, MI feel that Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-10-28
One of the ADVANTAGES

A pretty, highborn English girl en-
gagged herself to a young tradesman
and never wavered In her determine
ton to marry him despite the gloomy
forecasts Of her friends, who predicted
lifelong misery for her.
my child, do be advised" urged one
Of, these we'll meaning ladies. calling to
see the radiant bride on the very eve
Of the wedding. II am an older WON
an than you and have seen more of the
world, and it always makes me sad to
hear of a nice girl marrying beneath
her station. 1t is social suicide"
"Then from a social standpoint con-
slider me dead" smiled the light heart
ed girl, ''for shall certainly marry
Tom tomorrow. We reckoned up the
situation long ago and found whole
host of advantages, but not solitary
thing could we discover to place on the
disadvantage SIDE"
'Then you couldn't have searched
very far, my DEAR" said her counselor
icily. "Take my own case. Much as
love you. / shall be unable to visit you
when you are married. Have you bar
gained for that?' II
The bride blushed. as
"Oh, yes. indeed" she answered has
tily. 1--WE put that down first of ALL"
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$50 THIS rs THE WEST" SHE REMARKE

$50 THIS rs THE WEST" SHE REMARKED
appoint him." Lame Mort hesitated
'choked. swallowed his heart. fished his
voice up from a resounding vacuum
observed Miss Helms reddening cheek
and finished so boldly that his words
penetrated the outer darkness. ''And
it don't make bit of difference to
him whether it's Goat or me-"
1T makes lot OF difference to me,
returned Miss Helm mildly. but prompt
ly. Where does the justice live"
She arose and reached for her bun.
die. but Lame Mort CALAMITY stayed
her hand, and a moment later the
gloomy background was resonant with
a stampede Of departing footsteps. Tha
male population of Cody were speed.
ing away to prepare the justice FOR thu
change Of program. j
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SEE HERE, GOAT, ACT ACCORDIN
liant of the bench. 1t was Goat Will
son, sheep herder. looking preternat-
urally solemn. Spread out on his knees
was a sample copy of the Heart and
Hand. matrimonial journal.
Got her picked out yet?' asked
Lame Mort jocularly.
Goat grinned feebly and shook his
head.
Lame Mort drew nearer and looked
over the others shoulder. (Which one
are you leanin' to so farY' he asked
curiously.
Goat rested large, blunt forefnger
on No. 9O2, who described herself as
"a sweet little blond with true blue
eyes,
Think she'd fill the bill?' he finally
asked nervously.
Fill the BILL. calculated Lame Mort
heartlessly. How'd you look anyway
hooked up 'longside golden hair. pink
and rosy complexion. age seventeen
Got lookin' glass up in your wagon,
have you?"
Goat looked foolish. His finger re-
luctantly slipped from 902 to Spa
handsome brunette with an abundance
of dark hair and black, sparkling eyes"
you bet her eyes would sparkle
once they got set on your OUTFIT COM
mented Lame Mort. ''l'd pass the
brunette up if were you"
The baff1ed sheep herder turned to
the front page reluctantly. remarking
with smoldering defiance. 81 bet this
one is good lookin', too. only she takes
another way Of sayin' So"
Lame Mort read, wondered. reread.
and finally stamped S01 with the seal
of his approval despite the fact that
the paragraph puzzled him:
with a view to happiness, I want
to hear from some man in good cir
cumstances who would be very par
ticuIar how his wife looks. am TWEEN
ty-nine, do not get mad and am a
good worker. Let some one like the
above write"
Eight hundred and one, who proved
to be Miss Olga Helm Of Clydes Forks,
N. Y. carried the day. and prelimina-
ries incident to her change of resi-
dence and name were conducted in
Goats name by Lame Mort through
the Heart and Hand. 1t would take
500 to convey the lady to Wyoming
The cash passed through the Chicago
Office. diminished by little matter of
commission. and the lady was sched-
uled to appear in Cody June 5.
When this information arrived Goat
sat down on cracker box with re-
sounding force and calculated feebly:
"The 9Th! Gosh. that's Thursday
''Of course it is. man. Brace up
herew Lame Mort gave the groom
elect blow between the shoulders by
way of congratulation, feeling not a
little complacent at the outcome Of his
advice and correspondence. "I'll take
the. stage over Thursday and see you
through with it," he continued cheer
fully. "Of course you'll have to 60 on
before and speak to the justice"
Therefore on Tuesday Goat knock
kneed and faint hearted. left substi-
tute with the sheep and journeyed
Cody-wards. carrying with him an ear
nest exhortation from his adviser.
"See here. Goat" the latter entreated.
"when you strike town don't you for
get that made out to Miss Helm that
you was a hull Sunday school and act
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-10-28
A Dull Scholar.

+. A negro boy was up for the fifth time
on charges of chicken stealing. This
time the magistrate decided to appeal
to the boys father.
.Now, see here, Abe" said he to the
darby, "this boy Of yours has been up
In court SO many times for stealing
chickens that I'm tired Of seeing him
here"
"Ah don't blame yO', sah," returned
the father. "Ah's tired Of SEEM him
here tOo.'
"Then why don't you teach him how
to act? Show him the right way, and
he won't be coming here"
"Ah has showed i'm de right way,
sah," declared the old man earnest
ly. "Ah has suttenly showed i'm de
right way, but he somehow keeps get
TIM caught comm way wild dose
chickensv'
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-10-28
Consolation.

A young probationer was preaching
his trial sermon in church In one of
the inland villages of Scotland. After
finishing the "discoorse'' he leaned over
the pulpit and engaged in silent pray
er, an act which rather surprised the
congregation. who were unaccustomed
to such procedure Suddenly the young
preacher felt some one slapping him
gently on the shoulder. and on turning
round he beheld the beadle. who said:
"Hoot, toot, man. dinna tax 1t sac
muckle to hert. Yell maybe dae better
next times
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-10-28
She was Pleasantly Surprised.

Miss H. E. Bell, wausau. wis.,,
writes: Before I commenced to
take Foley's Kidney Pills had
severe pains in my back. could not
sleep, and was greatly troubled With
headache. The first few doses of
Foley S Kidney Pills gave me relief,
and two bottles cured me. The
quick results surprised me, and /
can honestly recommend them.' O..
W. Frost.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-10-28
THE WISDOM
OF LAME MORT,
Common Sense Wins in Love as
In Other Human Ventures.
BY ALICE LOUISE LEE.

copyright. 1909, by American Press Asso-
ciation.I
Lame Mort was preparing dinner
against the arrival Of the Cody stage.
He sat on a box-the stagecoach sta
ton boosted no chairs-peeling pota-
toes without troubling himself to re-
move the dirt filled eyes.
Occasionally Lame Mort glanced out
OF the small dirty window and chuc-
killed.. All that was visible outside was
the top of cap and the edge of tall
sheepskin collar, not in themselves g.
mirth provoking sight. 1t was the oc-
cupation of the wearer which con-
vulsed the stage host.
Maxim a choice" he muttered. ut
must be nerve wearin'. agitatin' work
this hikin' out on the trail of a wife"
The speaker chucked the potatoes
into a kettle and. limping to the door.
grinned down at the solitary inhab-
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eral." he said,
"but / must ar
rest you. Your
dog is not mug
zled."
"Not muzzled!"
shouted Butler.
"Not m uzzled!
Well, look at
him."
The policeman
looked more care
fully at the dog
and fou n d a
tiny toy muzzle
fiod RI ftS foil
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told him that, in
accordance with
an ordinance just
passed, he must
muZZle the dog.
" v cry well, I"
said Butler.
N ext morning
he came along
with the dog, and
the policeman
again told him of
the muzzling or
dinance and re-
queSted him to
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Cheerful and Hopeful.

The men whom l have seen succeed
best in life have always been cheerful
and hopeful men. who went about
their business with smile on their
faces and took the changes and
chances Of this mortal life like men.
facing rough and smooth alike as it
came.-Charles Kingsley.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1909-10-28

General" he expostulated, this
dog is not properly muzzled.'
Eyes, he is, sir" asserted Butler
Eyes, he is. 1 have examined that
idiotic statute, and find it says that
every dog must wear muzZle. 1t
doesn't say where the dog shall wear
the muzzle, and 1 choose to decorate
the tail of my dog instead Of the head
with this internal contraption."