Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1909-11-19

He-When shall we get married3
She-Oh, John! why do you take our
engagement so seriously -F1iegends
| Blaetter.
Young Woman (adoringly) must
be awfullly nice to be wise and know
--oh-everything! Yale Senior-It is
Yale Courant
What beautiful head of hair YOU
/ have, my dear" do you like itZ~
Yes. indeed. Where did you buy itZ~
Detroit Free Press
Fat Lady-Yes, sir, that's the beauty
of keeping fowls, If hever / run short
O meat, or I'm In a 'urry, / always
fall back on a hegg!-The Bystander-
Little Willie-Say. pa, what is y
synonym? PA synonym. my son.
! is a word that can be used I'm place
| OF another word when you don't know
how to spell the other,--The Wasp
Blobbs-Why do you liken HRrdupp@
to the busy bee? He's not particularly
! Industrious, Is he? Slobbs-Oh. no; IL
isn't that; but nearly every one his
touches gets stung, Philadelphia
Record
THE trip has had its discomfozts.~
! said Noah, as the ark settled on Mount
Ararat, Yes" replied his wife -Bue
| It is a comfort to land without being
troubled by the customs inspectors -
Washington Star.
! You want speedy car, or courseT~
| You bet" How about a hin climb
err" "Oh. l don't keer to so afteR
| pedestrians to that extent. Just gim-
me a machine that will get 'en On the
| iat."-Pittsburg Post
Wife, don't see how you can say
that Mr.. Whitechoker has an egfgua-
| mate way of talking, He has n very
loud voice. Husband mean By ara
effeminate way of talking. my aeaf-
that he talks all the time.-RaEar-
Scot--A bohemian is "a chap VITO
borrows a dollar from you and thea
Invites you to lunch with him Motr -
| Wrong. A bohemian is a felluw wff@
| invites himself to lunch with you and
! borrows a dollar Boston Transcript
Miss Prue has q theory for refnrua-
ing the world" What Is itg' That
mothers ought to exchange children
because they always have such strict
ideas how other women's ehildrga
should be brought up."-Ss- Louis
Times.
Il say. Jones, dine with me at tli@
house tonight, will your "CeTtainiT-
with pleasure VIII your wife expect
me?" mo; that's the beauty of it.
We had a quarrel this morning and 4
want TO make her mad. paeksazfis
Palladium.
Father" said little Rollo. what Us
the difference between farming sra
agriculture7" well. my son, for farua-
ing you need pillow and harrow
and lot of other implements and
for agriculture all you need Is a Tscneih
and piece OF paper, Washington
Star.
The Passenger Ito the ownrrD IA
tell you, sir, would give twenty
pounds to be out OF this car The
Jovial Owner-You stick 70 your
money. old man If the railway gates
at the foot of this Hill are closed il
won't cost you cent. 1870 LHsitsis
Weekly.
Old Lawyer Ito young partnerS -
Did you draw up old Moneybagig wiEsT
Young Partner--Yes, sir; ana SO eight
that all the relatives in the world
cannot break IT, Old Lawyer lwAth
some disgust The next time there sB'
a will to be drawn up III do IL my
self.--New York Sun.
Blacksmith Ito young MANI -ycaa
think you possess the necessary atEna-
ifications for a blacksmith Young
Man--Yes, sir; / was member or thss
football team at college. BlackgEuisas
(dubious) You may be strong eRSugh.
young man, but this business demands
brains as we'll as strength-Life.
Constituent-Say Bill, the salary
that goes with my job isn't half
enough to live on. Can't you nse your-
influence to have It raised "a hGtasg
Alderman-Im afraid not, Jake BWt
I'll do better than that. III use nay
influence to have cheaper man aE-
pointed TO the place-Chicago Trsss-
une.
Peckham Injecting an old fFienag-~
Why, Dingley, is this you? I haven't
seen you for ten years. How are you-
anyhow Dingley-Oh. I'm Just Ike
used to be- BY the way, PeckbaBa-
how's your wife? You used to say goEs
had the boss girl when you were sim
gle. Peckham (sadly)--She's stah
! boBs.-Life.
Daughter Mamma Mr.. Blank urD-
posed to me last night. Mother Die
you accept him. daughter? Daughter
Yes, mamma. Mother--Has he any
money, daughter? Daughter Only
eighteen hundred dollars a yeags
mamma. Mother-Well daughter. ham