New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-07-14
Tales Of the Telegraph.

E.. Churchill, a lawyer Of Greely,
Colo, has not jumped from the frying
pan into the fire. He married, when
very young, a 16-year-old girly who
developed into club woman. She
not only joined the literary and whist
clubs of Greedy, but she federated, and
became president=of the State Fedora
ton of Colorado Women's Clubs.
That was too much for Harry
Churchill, and he succeeded in getting
his wife to divorce him. The other
day he married woman whose first
husband was cook. Will a woman
whose husband did the cooking make
a better wife for Harry Churchill than
the club women who hired a cook?
Probably no man outside a novel.
or some young lieutenant, was ever
entirely satisfactory to the women.
Particularly does the rule apply to
married men. Eve probably fused
with Adam. And all of her daughters
in some degree have been following
her lead. In Seattle, recently, a
woman secured a divorce because her
husband was away from home so
much. She wanted man, she said,
with whom she could get acquainted.
Separations of that kind are common
enough, the man frequently staying
away 50 well he even forgets to leave
his address, or the contents of his
pay envelope. But all is not serene
for the man who swings the other way.
A Denver woman landed in the divorce
court for the reverse reason. Her
husband insisted on being with her so
much she got tired of him. He even
insisted on being present when she
took her baths, and that was too
much. Man born of woman should
rejoice as baby; he is giving better
satisfaction then than he will when his
whiskers grow.
w. E. Balster, of Bethaldo, ILL.,,
suffered the loss of his wife; she
eloped with another man. He gave
chase, and after several days Jour-
ney, found them, and what do you
suppose they were doing? Sitting
under tree beside road, and the
man was reading "Omar Khayyam"
to the woman.
J. K. Marsh, phrenologist and
self-styled inmate of the God of
destiny, and who conducted matri-
monial bureau, is charged with wife
desertion in Portland. He says that
although he could pick out wife for
another man, and was a master-hand
in the mating business, he drew for
himself wife with corns on the soles
of her feet, and couldn't stand it, and
left her.
Fairy tale from the telegraph: Mrs.
Robert 81. Burnham, of Reno, Nevada,
very rich (of course), went to New
York, and stopped at the Aston funny
the telegraph didn't have her stop at
the Waldorf-Astoria, that is it's
favorite hotel.) Mrs. Burnham no.
ticed something familiar about a
Every handsome, and graceful" waiter
who took her order. He proved to be
her Long Lost Son. She took him
back to Reno, where instead of taking
orders, he is giving them to his
mothers hired girl.
Paris is bound to be different. Now
that ballet girls are 50 common that
they appear on the kerosene circuit,
Paris is crazy over. Men ballet dan
GERS. At least that is what the tele-
graph says. 1t relates that no dancer
Paris has ever seen has created the
admiration and sens alton that Minis
XII, man ballet dancer has. It talks
about his grace, beauty, shapely legs,
etc.
The Chinese must be heart-smashers.
Frank B. Paulsen, New York man,
has sued his wife for divorce, and
named a Chinaman as correspondent.
Mrs. Maude Wessa, of Pueblo, has
asked the courts for divorce from
| Richard M. Wessa. What do you
think that man did? He earned so
little money, and ate such big meals
that Mrs. Maude could not I'll him up
with the money he earned, and had to
go to the neighbors to borrow money
to pay for groceries and meat with
which he stuffed himself. She con.
fded to the court that it was dis
gushing, the amount that man ate.
Alleging that his wife would not
talk to him, James F. Fine, of Kansas
/ City, has filed suit in the circuit court
here, asking that decree Of divorce
be granted to him. AS further ground
for legal annulment of his marriage
contract, Fine declares that his wife
has forbidden him to speak to her.
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