The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-11-26
PILGRIM JOE.
He Is Still Engaged in the. Work of
Humanity.

| NY grand aggregation of moving
| pictures that do move is proving it.
sen an unbounded success wherever
eAninlteo. II Is causing men tic look
the last five or six exhibitions there
mas NOT been dry eye In the house.
In the town of Stand Off they even
Wept over Napoleon crossing the Alps.
ana wnen the picture of Washington
crossing the Delawar. was shown
such was the emotion that the mayor
rose up and said that he had been a
| moss thief all his life but would now
r reif sn.+ l have figured out to my,
morally at least 20 per cent in the
last three months
While my picture show Is not in
the slightest neglected, continue my
laoors Tor the general betterment of
| added to my list of certain cures is
| called Pilgrim Joe's Conscience Arous-
| er. II Is a compound made of pure
| vegetables, and acts directly on the
liver which is the father Of the hui
| man conscience Large and liberal
bottles. and corkscrewj accompanies
each one. It works like magic, and
such is the rush of orders coming in
that l must appeal to the public to
| be patient. The following stimonials
have been sent me without any So
l1cltation on my part. Some of them
We're even telegraphed, charges pre-
paid, and two were sent distance of
several hundred miles by special mes
senger:
J. M. of Chicago. writes: 1T am
member of the Beef Trust For
many years past my health has been
excellent. L could help boost prices
every week and never feel twinge.
After the June raise on calves Hvers,
however, my health seemed to fail
me all at once. I lost nv appetite
for embalmed beef. became near
sighted and lost sleep and my friends
were alarmed about me. I consulted
an eminent surgeon, and after studying
my case for a week. during which
steadily grew worse, he diagnosed 1t
as case of conscience and said there
was no help for me. I was making
my will when a friend recommended
your Conscience Arouser to me. He
couldn't guarantee that it would
work in a Beef Trust case. but tried
| it as an experiment. The results were
marvellous. Within a week I ready to
go in and drop mutton to five cents
a pound. Strangely enough, 1 began
| to feel for the poor I simply wanted
to see them live on porter house.
am all right and more, too, and did
not take over half the contents OF
the bottle. If you had not been
good man you would have made
| trust of the Arouser and run the price
up to $40 bottle"
1t may be said here that the price
| is only % cents bottle, and unless
| the catnip crop is a failure this year
| there Will be no increase.
H. G. P, of Cincinnati writes: "For
| 20 years past I have been a blamed
old scoundrel and have been led to
expect the hottest kind of a roasting
after death. AS to conscience, / nave
| had none. I have swindled the widow
bilked the orphan and cheated the
minister I was pursuing my way
right along when I was induced to try
| a bottle of your Arouser for stiff
knee. After the third dose found
| I had a conscience. After the flfth
I found myself in a church Of Sun
day. / have taken but one bottle. and
while my knee has been perfectly
cured, I have at the same time so re-
! formed morally that yesterday palo
back to widow 80 that I cheated
change in me has surprised everyone.
and none more than myself, and l
have some hopes now of harp ana
| wings after death. Send a bottle to
every senator in Congress ana seho
| the bill to me-"
have not followed the instructions
given above While nv Conscience
Arouser is double dyed. as hereto
fore explained, hardly think II strong
enough to meet the case Of the sena-
special brand of it for that purpose
b. B. M writes: II belong to the
Cordage Trust. 1t was I that run the
price of clotheslines UP 100 per cent
Friends, and even ministers of the
gospel came and struggled with me,
but I replied that didn't care darn
whether another shirt ever Topped
from a clothesline In this country.
am appalled, now when I look back
and gee the thousands of homes l
wrecked that I might till my own
pockets I even boosted the price of
hangman's rope IS per cent, and &C.
onomical communities were obliged to
kill off their condemned murderers
with crowbars. !
"As a cure for a feeling of lassi-
ginning of summer I was advised to
try bottle of your Conscience Arous-
err 1 looked upon 1t as a joke. but
took it according to directions. At
ter the third dose my wife saw tears
in my eyes. The bottle was not half
gone when I offered all my stock in
the trust far below the market value.
Through my aroused conscience
farmer can now buy enough rope to
tie calf to the fence without having
to sell two other calves to do it. The
change in my way of looking at
things is positively wonderful, and
when the newspapers refer to me as
heartless scoundrel I actually feel
bad about it instead of being proud.
"You have made wonderful dis
cOVery, ana II you can only llHQ GUS
toners for it in Wall street the Bible
societies of the country at large can
begin to work eight hours day and
have Saturday afternoons off. Keep
right on
1t may be explained here that the
Conscience Arouser has been offered
In Wall street and refused. It refuses
to accept anything but Lamb juice.
It is perhaps just as well to leave
few communities unaroused as COM
parsons.
Aroused" of New York city,
writes: 81 helped to found the SUI
gar Trust and to run it for years, and
you can judge what sort of a man
am when 1 tell you that it took
three bottle of your Conscience ARGUS