The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-09-02
BY AvIso.

the effect that it is long lane that
has no turn"
"Uncle, Unole,' called Pat the
canary the other day, 'I've got
something on my chest that's burn
ing my feet. I'd like to be inter-
viewed again" "Chest keep what
you have on your chest where it
is" said Uncle, cor DR.. Trenkie
will come down and vivisect you"
speaking of socks,' said a
neighbor, "some fellers don't wear
any-and then again there are
others who wear five pairs at clip
when the State furnishes them.
The fellow with the five pairs ought
to sing, oh, be JOYFUL because ne
belongs to the sockstopus, ne con-
Guided.
The old chef was asked how he|
was enjoying the summer. "Fine,
IIsuh, yessah," he responded, "Fine
ocean breezes from the lake every
evening, sub, yessuh, yessuh."
He lives about SIX feet from small
water tank. The barber of the
mild blue eyes and Prof. Powers
both say the same thing.
key, the shoe shop runner, said
the other day: "Be SO good and
put me in the paper some more,
yes? And in bigger letters than
the other fellows, yes? And send
7 me some New Yo'k papers, yes?
| And some magazines with fine
. pictures, yes?" And some ma
yuma, yes? Ach, key! Chess /!
The Mirror is indebted to Mrs.
y Jennie Woodworth, of White Bluff,
r Tenn, for various favors, includ-
n ing cheerful letters, magazines,
s picture cards and so on. Mis-
Woodwork takes lively interest
}. in sociological work and has prom.
+ ised to favor The Mirror with let.
t. ters for publication later on. She
o has made study of penal work IN
n Tennessee and her experience thus
gained is valuable in forming cor
rect conclusions.
20 "Mistah Editah, Mistah Editah,
" called Mistah Ford the other even
n ing. "Just say to Prof. Webb
st forgive him. Everything is for
gotten and the Ratchet is burie'
including the handle. The Pro
fessor done put it all ovah m
" but dat last piece of poetry ha
done settled everything betwee
10 us. Tell him I will meet him 6
Ao the levee ten months after late !
the fall" Who says The Miro
en- is not the Great Pacifcator an
or, Peaci6er?
'h' Old Butch says: eyes l vi
o. correctly quvoted but mostly mi
W understood on de hen and de eg
business. I meant to say, de he
rto vas inside de egg, ven it vas your
IN yet Everything must be your
TIL vet. I vas young vonce-but lot
nat at me now. We can't all be spril
VI chickens all de time yet. On
de ladies can be spring chicke
IN for long time. Oddervise
10 interview with me vas correct.
au. shall mail it to my friend d
ID Kaiser. He will be glad to see
- have broken out-in print"
This is the style that suits sol
bod men who desire to say me
ono things to the editor: "Bill, l wi
nan you would go over there and g
49,. that fellow a good cussing. l
M a little afraid to do it mysel
! And by the way, what's the u
- The newspaper man is SO acc
own toned to have people kick and
ard him what lowdown specimen
~ is. that he only smiles and asks
ooi' fellow if the tariff suits him, or
less. the weather favorable for his b
'mpt mess or how is his motherinls
ers." No use of attempting to discour
Tn the newspaper man; he is to-
" and it scarcely ever touches b
Do Save your breath and invite him
er a to have cigar Saltwater