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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-12-10
Stoughton Wins at Basket Ball.

The Stoughton high school basket
ball team Friday night won over the
Edgerton high school team by score
of 81 to Is. Stoughton clearly outplay-
ed Edgerton but won chiefly on account
of the tallness of the players, who
overtopped the local players by about
one foot Barron of Stoughton scored
eleven baskets, Gjertson made six,
Oscar, six and Crane three. Fifteen
fouls were counted against Stoughton,
while Edgerton was penalized six
times. The score at the end of the
first half was Is to for Stoughton.
Edgerton made five field baskets and
three free throws on fouls. Stoughton
scored twenty-five field goals and one
free throw. The lineup:
Stoughton-
R. G.-Elmer Nordness.
L. Culver Oscar.
C.-Leon Crane.
R. F.-Atwood Barron.
Edgerton-
r. G.-Lamont Girard.
l.. G.-Allan Earle, Harry Maltpress,
Howard Wentworth.
Crank Sutton.
r. F.-Henry Morrissey.
L.. Earl MacInnis.
Officials Melvin Gjertson, Slough
ton; Fred Jensen, Edgerton.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-23
ServlcIo Especial sel beletln kereaa'a
2ABLEGRAMAS.
EI inferno de New York

Nueva York. microbes La temperature en- esta cu-
dad sigue desigual suieta cambios bruscos que
producer en- Ia saud general graves perturhaciones
Hace un calor nsoportable, Sc siente una humedad
danosisima.
han muerto tres personals hay veintidos postra
das La qene emigra de New York buecando refugio
otras parties
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-23
Jefes insulares

En- Ia s~bds dc manana por Ia tar
de, del conscjo EJ~utivo, seran apr
bados lOs nombramicntos signie ases:
Pedro Baiz, iefe Il. poiiria d. sep
TINA clase.
Julio Izquicrdo y Manuel CaparrtS
dc octava ciase.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-23
Doga Carlos esta srsbecsa
Ell PRETENDTENTE GRAVIsIMO

Nueya York microbes. En- Madrid Sc han pubIicado
notioias graves respecfo ~ alud de pretendene Don
Carlos que tiene una aguda PARALYSIS cerebral
FL estado del pr tandiente verdaderamente depo-
rable Don Carlos hala grado de postracion
trenada y sc cree que estan contados sus dias.
notcas producer hondo desaento entire sus par
rzaIss.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-23
In nuewa inf5nta
&c EspaSa
LA PRINCEsA BEATRIZ

Nucva York, microbes Los despachos de Madrid av
c nacimeno ocurrdo aver de nueva Infanta de
Espsns La Infana real era bautizada con el aombre
de Beatriz que c de Ia madre de la rena Victoria
Esta ha entregdo los mas expresivos trasportes
de algeria. La guerra una ni0a-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-23

III senor Tomas E~ralcia. marshal q
N Cortc de Distr.to do Guayana ha p
lido an mes de Iiccncia.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-11-19

OF a public official This they attempted
that effect is not necessary to main
tain such defense. which may be
awaited Of under the general issue.
Comment OF this kind is not privileged
by reason of the occasion, in the strict
legal sense of that term. What is really
meant is that fair and bona fide COM
ment and criticism upon matters of
public concern is not libel and that the
words are not defamatory. That this
is the correct view is apparent from
the fact that the burden of proving
actual malice in cases of this class is
not thrown upon the plaintiff, as it is
in cases strictly of privilege.
"But without deciding which view is
in the abstract correct. a question for
the jury is presented. If not a matter
of strict privilege, the jury are still
TO speak as to the bona fides and fair
ness of the criticism. If one of privi-
lege, in its strict meaning. then the
question of actual malice is for the
jury.
THE facts constituting the public
conduct commented upon in this case
were largely proved by the plaintiff.
The occasion was one of public in
terest. Whether the we're
made iona fide or not, whether they
exceeded the limits of lair criticism.
whether the imputations upon the
plaintiffs motive arose fairly and
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-11-19
EXTEND MORSE's STAY.

NEW YORK Nov. 19.-Martin w
Littleton, counsel for Charles w. Morse
obtained from the United States Cir
cult Court OF Appeals an extension o.
the forty-day stay OF sentence obtained
on October II. The extension VIII pre-.
vent his removal to the Federal Jail al
ATLANTA until the Supreme Court acts
on an application for a writ OF Ger.
tiorsri.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-11-19

legitimately ont of his conduct, were
questions for the jury under proper
instructions.
THE trial court, however, evidently
held the view that this defense was not
admissible in connection with a plea
of ~justiication. and that the latter
must be broad enough 10 include every
charge laid, otherwise the direction TO
find for the plaintiff for failure prop
erly to plead justification would not
have been given. BY reason of this mis-
direction of the trial court, the judg-
ment must be reversed and venire de
novo awarded"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-11-19
VALUABLE HOME RECIPE
VIII Break UP severest Cold in a Day
and Cure Any Durable Cough.

mix one-half ounce Of Concentrated
pine compound with two ounces OF
~glycerine and a half pint of good wills
key. Shake thoroughly each time and
use in doses of a teaspoonful to a table
spoonful every four hours" This
formula is given out by a noted medical
authority. Local druggists say this
mixture will work wonders. They ali
have these ingredients in stock or will
quickly get them; they are easily
mixed.
Be sure to get the genuine "Concen-
trated" pine, which is plainly labeled
and comes only In half-ounce bottles,
each enclosed inNns air-tight case.
Evening star., 1909-05-16
THE LETTERS OF A JAPANESE SCHOOLBOY

be no need for vivisection. then when
persons got sick they would do so merely
out of meanness. IL they died II would
prove there was nothing the, matter of
them. At that happy time there would
be no Doctors, hence no poverty. Life
would be simple and unsafe.
But so long as there are Doctors there
has got to be some disagreeable work In
the world A Doctor what expects 10 pass
his time amidst pleasant sights & sounds
had better quit and go into the candy
business. 1t are a Doctors business 10
be in the midst of headache and unhap-
tell him pleasant news-except when
twins is born. We call him up to tell
him We got a suspicious liver and a cir
cular feeling of the brain. We call him
up to complain about tuberculosis & gos-
sip about our scandalous stomachs. And
nobody can die respectfully unless Doc
tor is there to permit It,
Learning to be a Doctor is like learn
ing to play the trombones 1t are deli
ciously unpleasant when he practices.
Yet how can a Doctor learn how to cut
up unless he practices? Poets writes
poems and painters paints pictures by
inspiration-and they often look like it.
But don't want no inspired Doctor to go
ppking around, my interior digestion with
a pair of scissors. Scientifick facts is the
best tools to use on mad appendix.
Maybe l sound like complete Feend to
say So but l would rather see 60 ginny-
pigs slaughtered at the Altar of Science
than have one Doctor open me up on the
wrong side. -
Mr.. Editor, in the discussing of Vivisec-
tion everybody is enjoying angry RACES
except the Dog. He. as usual. is
sible animal. If he got as mad as the
Ladies on the one side and the Doctors
on the other he would bark himself into
spasms and be shot for hydraphoba. But
the Dog remains quiet and has his lungs
removed for Science. He is the same rs
more friendly to Humanity than when ne
lay down his humble life to ease the pain
of 1000 Babies suffering in publick hos
pitfalls.
Little Annie Anazuma, 9-year age daugh-
ter of l. Anazuma, Japanese barber, ask
me recently,
for Aunty-Vivisection League"
'Spare the Dog and kill the Child are
sharp reply for Hashimura Togo.
Hoping you will not,
Yours truly,
HASHIMURA TOGO.
Evening star., 1909-05-16

style of Supreme Court decision. Those,
with the stuff from our regular staff con-
tributors, including preachers. ex-doctors,
ex-lawyers bank presidents, bank burg
lars. window dressers, comic opera
angels. porch climbers, travelling sales
men. Salome dancers. stage managers and
credit men for wholesale dry goods stores.
ought to round out most satisfactory
issue. l did let in little bit of humor
by Mark Twain, but H. II. Rogers. who's
friend Of his, vouches for it, and l
don't think that the readers will COM
plain that we're injecting too much out
side stuff into our magazine. There was
guy out in Indiana named Whitcomb
Riley that tried to sneak in some dialect
poetry on me, but l turned him down.
What's he ever DONE all his life, ex ;
cept write poetry?'
What have you on the hooks foc
next month"; asks the assistant editor.
That ought to be very strong one.
too says the editor-in chief I've booked
the personal confession of Moreuc NJ
Johan, author of the successful musical
comedy 1.-The Red Onion" telling how
he did the book before breakfast, wrote
the lyrics between the ham and the Sec
Evening star., 1909-05-16

maga zines want?" demanded the House
Detective.
.Once twas SO, but not any more" ex-
planned the Hotel Clerk. when plain
day, week or job writer goes into mag
azine editors office with bunch of manu-
script under his arm he doesn't get the
warm welcome any more. Nobody gets
up to give him a chair. Nobody wrings
his hand and hopes he's been we'll. The
great editor sitting there in the sanctum,
with his hands folded across his sane
tu,nmy and his high. noble forehead run
ming all the way up from the temperate
zone To the glacial period. regards him
with pronounced coldness. while he de-
scribes the nature and the attractiveness
of his wares And, believe me. Larry,
they can do it eloquently, too A maga
zine writer is rarely at loss for strong
words when he's describing his own
works.
..All very WELL says the editor when
he gets through, put ten He, nave YOU
ever wound up the affairs of d large rail
road system in such a way as to leave
the minority stockholders on the outside.
looking in, wistfully?' 1 have not says
the writer, but at Harvard = Never
mind that says the editor. going to
Harvard won't win you anything here
unless you afterward went to Africa by
way of Washington, d. c. / suppose you've
never done anything of Importance in the
trust forming or trust-busting line.
either? And you're not a preacher that's
Evening star., 1909-05-16

ond ffied egg and composed the music
while waiting for the waiter to bring
him his change. And there's to be Il
splendid inside, intimate article on Life
at Newport from the pen Of T. Suffren-
Cats the well known cotillon leader. IL
Illustrated with some very striking groups
of society people by the same man who
does the advertising posters for Fitz-
hugh. Badleigh & Botch, the cloak man
ufacturers'
Pretty soon we'll see 'em featuring
the table of next months contents on
the newsstand, like this:
Horrors of Moving Day.-A joint ar
ticle by Cipriano Castro and Abdul
Hamid.
What l Have Done for American
Hrchitecture.-Ex- Senator Clark of Mon
tana.
"The James Family. From Jesse t.
Henry.-An appreciation by James J.
HILL
personal Correspondence With United
States Senators with price list attached,.
BY John G. Archbold.
Symposium of Favorite Household
Recipes: (a) Punches, by James j. JEFF
fries; (b). Mixed Drinks. by Carrie Ma
Evening star., 1909-05-16

ton; (c). Stews, by the superintendent
of Bellevue Psychopathic Ward; I'D.
Things That Can Be Done With Wheat.
by James Patten.
"A Joint Debate on Dress-Afirmative
Berry Wall; negative. Mary Garden.
1.-The Shut -ins-Conducted by Charles
W. Morse.
"And SO on and so forth. Probably be-
fore long magazine writer with no Wall
street past behind him or Sing Sing fu-
ture i'm front Of him will be as scarce az
a hen with gumboils.
But, heaven be thanked, though they
may deprive the magazine writer OF his
lob. they'll never be able to drive his
humber co-worker, the newspaper re-
porter, out of business, as long as the
public Graves its fiction with headlines
over it. The men of the Fourth Estate
are safe whatever happens"
"Wot is this here Fourth Estate they
always mention when they speak of
noospaper man." asked the House De-
tective.
Its the only kind of an estate that .
newspaper man leaves when he dies"
said the Hotel Clerk.
Evening star., 1909-05-16

tell amusing tales about the habits and
good man, that there's no demand any
more among the best class of weekly
and monthly publications for the work
of men who merely write. Anybody can
split infinitives. But did you ever split
rails preparatory TO becoming President
and could you tell about it? l guess you
won't do And the magazine writer goes
forth under the open sky in dazed
state, wishing that he'd spent the early
years of his life fitting himself for the
profession of bricklayer. where the pay
may not be so large, but you can get II
Its a funny thing. too Larry It's
only been a few feeting months since
all the magazines were muck -raking to
beat the garbage contractors. A magh-
zine that couldn't stir up large and as
sorted collection of bad smells in hign
places didn't belong. Opening the new
est number was like cutting into an IN
tensified Camembert cheese, only the
odors were more invigorating and various
Every magazine worthy of the name had
its troupe of bright young men with long
prehensile noses, like the rubber eraser
on dime lead pencil. who were con-
stantly digging at the roots of all ths
Easter lilies in the hope of turning up
dead rat from time to time IL you saw
a maga zine on the newsstand with a
cover design of a cockroach crawling
across a cracked china plate you could be
sure that Anybody's' was out with Q
Evening star., 1909-05-16

my Dunn Friend too much-also 4Oc are
too low price"
Sydney you are biological investi-
gator" say Cousin Nogi, who are expert
in mean curses.
Il shall not have that sweet mammal
O-F'ido sliced by vivisection,' 1 snagger.
''It are a horrible practice"
Practice makes perfect" snuggest
Sydney. "Most persons what romp &
scold about Vivisection does not under
stand what 1t is"
II understands what it Is" are quick
snap from Nogi.
What is your dictionary for vivisec-
tion?' relapse Sydney with doctor express
sion.
''Vivisection,' says Nogi. 'are a scien-
tifick cat-teasing for the purpose of MAX
ing old ladies mad Dogs is also included
in this
Il have soft SOUL" are voice from me.
IL abominate any science what gives
needlus pain to innocent creachers."
'Vivisection do not give pain to dogs &
cats" narrate Sydney. Dogs & cats Is
chloroformed while doing so.''
1T give pain to old ladies who talks
about it, 1 dib. Dogs & cats what is
cut into vivi-sections gets off easy They
are first sent to slumber by sleeping
sponge over nose. Deep ceim during
slices. But with Aunty Vivisection La
dies it is different. They must be
shocked and Jared by the horrors of
surgery without taking nothing for 1t
Evening star., 1909-05-16

Not yet say Sydney. but who knows
what?'
Evening star., 1909-05-16

1t are illegal to chloroform a lady when
she screams. however pleasant 1t would
be to all. Them sweet feminines has got
to enjoy their ang-wish straight. Nobody
can put a sleeping sponge over the voice
of Mrs. Dottie Gazazo. the Animals
Friend. when she shreech Veterinary
Vampire. & other rcientifck terms at
DR.. Sim Flexner when he kill 60 ginny-
pigs and discover a medicine what will
save million children annually from
death by spinal meningitis
"Who ;Lrc this brutal DR.. Flexner you
mention?" I ask-it
HE are a regularly employed chopper
in the meat department of the Rockefeller
Institute. N. W
"This adds another crime to kerosene"
did, Are this Rockefeller Institute still
situated at Is Broadway"
II am helplus to reply" say Sydney.
But 1 suppose-so maybe it are, because
surgical grating were first discovers
there. DIR. Morel famous French-speak-
ing surgery, have took apart SO many
that he have discovered one very won
derful fact-human persons is built like
ottomobiles."
Me & Nogi make note Of this phenom-
inal
you can take them apart & screw
them together again without doing no in
jury to nobody. 1t is only necessary to
know how. If person lose anything-a
head or a arm or heart-it are no longer
necessary to throw him away as useless.
Have you shot away something by 4th
of July ceremony? Pretty good. DR..
Morel have got plenty of extra parts in
the icebox. If you are tired of the brains
you got he can give you new set. Per-
sons residing in the suburbs needs no
longer be timdly afraid of burglars,
cooks & black-handers. Prominent busi-
ness man hear sound of burglary by mid
night! He arise up & go to hallway.
Bango! he flop back shot through heart.
Too bad" say wife, L must ring for Dr.
Morel.' So she go to telefone & jingle
up Rockefeller Institute.
Hello please, are this DR.. Morel?
Truly are response French-speak-
ing voice.
Kindly to come, If convenient, with
new heart for my husband who spoiled
his
"'What size heart do he wear?' require
Hon. Morel.
Last one he got was No. 8, think
says Mrs.
$50 DR.. Morel soonIy arrive by quick
ambulance with one No heart and
spool of thread. Quick change of heart
Evening star., 1909-05-16
Dear Sir:

Nogi with voice. So my dear school-frend
a medical student. approach looking very
surgical. He set down by bedside and pet
my dog O-Fido across lungs. / could see
he was wishing to speak something about
topicks.
Il offer you 40 cents for this Hon
Pupp.' say Sydney slyly.
What to do with, please. l report
suspiciously.
Il wish to unfasten his ribs & see what
he is doing inside.
"Ah, no, shall not,' collapse; II love
Evening star., 1909-05-16

xnR. EDITOR, Aunty vivisection
A'A League. and other sweet ladies is
making considerable yelp about Doctors
being harsh to Dunn Animals. Ladies
what loves animals because they are Dunn
are usually not afflicted that way. Mrs.
Angora Jones, President Of the Little
Mother of the Cats Association, say it are
harsh & uncomfortable for Scientists to
slice our four-footed relatives If Mrs.
Angora Jones feel that way maybe she
had better think of something else that
will make her more restful.
So long as human Men continue to be
Animals they will have diseases some
what similar to brutal Beasts. There
fore brutal Beasts must be cut up for see
how them diseases grows. Mrs. Angora
Jones say she would rather enjoy small
pox than sacrifice one innocent calf. /
should not And there are SO.OO0,O 900
persons in America who feel similar 20
me in this respect.
If everybody believed in Christian
Science or New Thought there would not
Evening star., 1909-05-16

for that prominent business man who set
up & smoke a cigar as soon as he
is stitched together. Next morning he
go down to Wall street as usual where
he appear quite natural for his disagree
able qualities.
THAT show how good Vivisection can
be to the human race say Sydney. "Dr.
Morel learn-how do such miracles ny
practice on dogs & cats. Are it not worth
the life of 1000 dogs to save one talented
financier?''
Me and Nogi set silently because we are
not sure.
'I will tell you another delicious anec-
dote to show what skillful CRATER this
Dr. Morel is,' say Sydney. Last week a
Swedish sailor limp into the Rockefeller
Institute with clubfoot, fraxured ell
bow, one lung & softening of the brain.
He said he were feeling slightly ill-maybe
he ate something for lunch which dis
agreed with him. DR.. Morel examine this
man & tell him he must be done over. So
he put him asleep by gas-tube and quick
ly unlocked his arms & legs, unscrewed
his lungs & carefully took off his head.
Then this celebrated slicer go to icebox
& select following extra parts:
"1-2 legs, size IA, formerly owned by
Evening star., 1909-05-16

ESTERDAY while
me & Cousin Nogi
were learning how
do to play that
G e r m an-speaking
game of pea-nuckle
with cards, some
body make knock
tap to my door.
Make ! n CO m e,
please,' say me C
Evening star., 1909-05-16

Marathon runner who trotted himself
to death.
'2-1 lung, size 26. which used to be the
property Of a famous Tariff Senator"
81 pair biceps once belonging to q
heavyweight champion who had got
discouraged waiting for Hon. Jon
Jonson (colored) to accept his chal-
lenge.
"4-One head, size a. lifted from a col
lege professor who sprained his in
tellgence writing book titled How
to corner the Wheat Crop and Bene-
fit the Poor.
"These sections was fitted on to this
Hon. Swede who had hanson & i'm
proved appearance He sat up & scratched
his head as If he wondered what profess
sion he ought to go into with so many
first-class fixtures.
How you feel? require DR.. .Morel AS
soon as this Victim had put on his over
coat for go home.
Like a new man, reply Hon. Swede
and walk away on his new Marathon
legs"
l make note of this phenomenal, but
Cousin Nogi listen with sinical eye wink.
did you read about this wonderful
surgery in 'McGlues Magazine? require
Evening star., 1909-05-16
1--WE USED TO WOl

''Think of the easy time they have. with
no union hours and no comm down az
and stayin' till >. When one of them
chaps needs a bit OF money all he has 20
do is 10 sit down 70 his little old type
writer and turn out a piece, without any
worry or any thinkin' about 1t at all
Yes. you do get that belief from read
ing what they write, sometimes" said
the Hotel Clerk. but that's not what
i was meaning Writing the stuff may
be easy enough for a special writer, es-
pecially If he's not hampered and bouni
down by facts. but placing it is the hard
job these times
"wots the trouble?" said the House
Detective.
.'The trouble is said the Hotel Clerk.
that most of them don't know how to do
anything but just write. They've never
been distinguished at anything else ex-
cept writing. They've never happened
to be President of these United States or
any little thing like that"
'Aint parties wot can write wot ths
Evening star., 1909-05-16
ViViSectfOn.
BY HASHIMURA TOGO
(WALLACE IRWIN)

Copyright. 1909, by r. +. Collier SOM
To Editor Sunday Star, who oftenly gives
Politicians & other animals rip-up with sharp
scissors & smart pen he can peek inside
their hearts & see what makes it do so.
pear Cir.