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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Mr. Aldrich has become very couscrv.
ativc upon the currency question: which
indicates that the more ono studies the
matter, the more one finds out and the
loss ono has 10 say.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

The Milwaukee Sentinel informs us
that michigan co.cds are accused of
cutting rum in their tea Does the
objection arise from the fact that the
rum is thus ruthicssly spoiled
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Mr. Taft spent a very quiet sunday
at Augusta; aud il is now evident that
IL would have been much better if Apos-
tle-Senator Smoot had not kept him
quite so busy upon that memorable Sun
day in Salt Lake
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

And il may be just as well TO inform
Senator Sutherland now that be may
hear few things when he comes TO pass
around the hat for votes III the next
legislature
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Sinking Springs. With the addition of
the letter "t' TO the name IL might
rival in pictnrcsquesncss the West 5
Dirty Devil river.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Hugh Fox declares that beer is des
tined to become the universal beverage;
which ought 10 make some Of our en-
thusiastic prohibtjouisis hopping mad.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Mr.. .Tcfrrics, according 60 Mr. John.
son, 50 SIMPLY tried TO staud on his dig
nifty We'll, that was less hurtfuI 10
johnson than if Jcifrics had stood ON
Jobnson
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

That Rear Admiral Chester has got
into the CookPcary fight is possibly
due 10 The fact that there is no other
available to navy officer Just now.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

\ chewing gum famine is threatened,
they say; but there is always the mat
ter of conversation with which the
laws may be exercised
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Even if the mau who boasts of il Is
really honest his Dragging arouscs the
suspicion that his honesty is of recent
acquisition
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

"Marriagc is only trade, - says
an English suiiragettc If so. il may be
said that no other trade has so many
bound apprentices.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

But before telling how many ducks
YOU got, produce the record, See what
they arc doing 10 Doctor Cook
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

An announcement is made on Wall
street that "moncy is easier; but that
is not 10 say that it is easier TO get
OF easier to keep
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Perhaps Secretary Knox S notion con
corning the qualifications of minister
TO China includes AN adeptncss at gum
SnocinC
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

They say that balloon pilots are or
ganizing a union, Naturally they cX-
pcct to be guyed.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

OF course. as between cancer and lin.
burger cheese, if rhc worst comes to still
worse. we must choose the cheese.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Everybody is glad the rumof was
not true and is quito willing that Mr..
Roosevcli shall call il anything he likes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08
Monday, November s, 1909.

Senator Cummins. ms viii be noted.
is not minded to let Speaker Cannon do
all the talking.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08

Fleicherism includes a rule that each
nouthful of food must be chewcd over
thirtv c. forty times. The fad will not
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-11-08
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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
MonkeY's Great Grief.

Grief over the death of DR.. Monroe
S. Leach few days ago caused the
suicide of the physicians pet monkey.
which refused to touch food after its
master died. 1t succumbed the other
day. When DR.. Leach was taken i'll
the monkey took up its post at the
sickbed and refused to leave. On the
day the physician died. it is declared
by members of the family, the animal
whlmpered like a child At the fu-
neral the monkey was permitted to
look for the last time on the face of
its dead master With shrill, almost
human, cries it clung to the casket,
and 1t was necessary to pull it away.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
The Unemployed.

Lack of employment is not new
question. Says the Liverpool Mercury
Of Feb. IA, 1912: at is of the highest
Importance that committee of the
legislature should Immediately inquire
into the causes Of the present want OF
employment among the laboring class
es and whether means might not be
found in a nation of which the reve.
nue. is immense by which a succession
of public works." etc. There were at
that time 5000 unemployed In Liver
pool. The same writer after asking
"Is war the only employment that the
state has to give the poor?" goes on to
show that the pyramids of Egypt and
the elegant ediflces Of Greece" We're
built with the object of giving con-
tinual employment to the laborer."
nc VINO KNOWS little soon tells it
German Proverb.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16

The robes of the Prophet thy brave
limbs enfold
AS springs from thy firm lips that cry
wise as gold
For onward, still onward, our proud
flag must go,
Bearing JOY to its friends and despair
to the foe;
With liberty honor and light In it's
track
While life nerves a true arm It ne'er
shall! fall back
And years will but carry 1t on in their
flight
It's stars. now o'erclouded. triumphant,
ly bright.
While from ocean to ocean ar anthem
will roll
Or praise from a nations regenerate
soul
| On ye. who in manhood heaven COW
ers with sword.
/ 10 draw IL defense of your couLt-v
and Lord
T. patience, II faith. Lope or courage
eer lag
Q" tack. boys, 20 back but not with
you the flag"
Although both Of his parents wers
Icetc III temperament Judge Won
Mgzchz!sker would never be suspected
Ci following the muses.
All Of his writings have been Of the
mes; practical sort Of prose. While
lie may be said to have Inherited lit
erary instincts from his parents, they
run along different lines He has con
t1ned his efforts almost entirely tc
writings on the law,
AS was forcibly said by Alexander
Simpson, Jr.. ID his speech placing
him IN nomination for the supreme
bench, Judge Won Moschzisker is "a
writing Judge He has earned this
reputation while sitting In common
pleas court No. 3
While many of his colleagues on the
bench have deemed II necessary to
put but few OF their opinions in writ
ing. Judge Won Moschzisker has seen
1T 10 burn the midnight oil and he has
made an unprecedented record for the
number of opinions he has placed OF
fle In the Philadelphia courts.
When ] say TO you" remarked Mr.
simpson, in his convention address
that OF upwards OF four hundred of
these opinions but FIVE OF them have
mad reversals In the higher courts of
this commonwealth. you know whether
or not Judge Won Moschzisker has
measured up TO the duty that has beer
before him
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
HOTEL CELLS.
The Difference Between Them and
Those of the Jals.

The Difference Between Them and
Those of the JaiIs.
The chief difference between the av-
erage hotel cell and the average pris-
on cell, viewed from the standpoint of
social psychology, is that one is locked
on the inside to keep outsiders out,
while the other is locked on the out
side to keep insiders In. The occupant
of the hotel cell is afraid that some
thing will be done to him or that some
thing will be taken from him by some
That is the theory of 1t.
'Lock your door and leave your val
uables at the office" cautions the oblig-
ing innkeeper. IF you had valuables
you wouldn't be here" observes the
witty prison keeper. That is to say,
the question of valuables seems to en-
ter largely into the matter.
1t would be great to have a civtliza-
ton which considered valuable only
those things which could not be stolen,
such as mental and moral equipment,
skill and good fellowship. Then we
could be a little more sociable. We
could talk to each other without but
toning our coats or feeling for our dia-
mond studs every few minutes. Then
the man who willingly secluded him
self in n stuffy hotel cell could be
locked in and made to stay there on
the ground that something terrible was
the matter with him.-Success Maya
nj
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
A CHEERFUL OUTLOOK.
Making 1t Pleasant For the Studious
Traveller.

Making It Pleasant For the Studious
Traveller.
An English tourist travelling on foot
gious, studying the people, asked
man whom he met to direct him to
a certain cabin at which he had been
advised to stay overnight. Going
thar" said the man. well, Toms q
first rater, take him just right, but he's
mighty queer"
What do you mean?' asked the
traveller
well. it's like this" and the man
looked at the stranger in n calm, i'm
personal way. Hell be setting out
side, most probably, and he'll see you
coming. He'll take a good look at
you, and eff you don't suit him he may
set the dog on you.
EFF he don't and you get to talking
with him and say anything he don't
just like he may throw you down and
tromp on you. But eff you're too care
full in your talk, on the other hand,
he's liable to take you for n spy and
use his gun fust and listen to expla-
nations afterward.
But it's no use trying to get by
without stopping" concluded the man,
with evident relish of the prospect he
was opening up to the stranger. "Ef
you was to undertake that 'twould be
all up with you, for he'd think you
was proud and biggetty.
"Ef you want to come out of the
mountain whole, don't go past Toms
cabin without stopping, whatever you
dor'-Youth's Companion.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
THEATRICAL COSTUMES.
The Man Who Supplies Them Must Be
Artistic and Well Read.

Artistic and Well Read.
necessity to the theatrical costumer.
At the head of every theatrical cos
tuning establishment there is a man
of education, experience and genuine
artistic ability whose business it is to
know what Is needed and how to get
It. If "The Prince of India" Ben
Hur'' or 'TThe Darling Of the Gods"
is to be produced he must map out the
lines on which the costuming is to be
done, and those lines must be absolute
ly accurate. There is a wide differ
ence between the French costumes Of
Napoleon's time and those worn by
Jeanne dare and her friends. The
chief designer must know it and act
on his knowledge. AT the time Gus
ter fought his last fight the United
States army-cavalry and infantry
was outfitted in a peculiar manner
that has long since passed away. II
the play deals with American army
life of that period the costumes must
show ii, for it would never do to have
the critics ''roast" the piece because
the producers were ignorant Of the
thing produced. The man at the head
of the costuming department must Ell
ther be conversant with all countries
and all periods of history or he must
know how to become so with decided
alacrity; hence the costumer's library.
New Orleans Times Democrat.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
What Thieves Won't Steal.

The last thing the woman did before
leaving the fat was TO put four rings
in the clock on the mantel. so thieves
won't get them" she said.
II should think that s,ould be simply
inviting thieves to run away with
them," said her friend. THAT is a
handsome clock, and thieves like hand
some clocks"
''They do" said the woman, but
they never will steal this clock. 1t
ticks too loud. No wise thief will run
away with clock that goes like a
thrashing machine. 1t isn't the alarm
about his person that he is afraid of.
for he can stop the clock. but the oc.
cupants of the fat are likely to return
before he gets safely away, and If n
loud ticking clock is gone they will
miss IT the minute they step inside the
door and maybe give him a hot chase
for his plunder."-New York Press.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
Real Butterflies For Hatpins.

A new enterprise in which the youth
of Palouse, Wash. ranging from five to
twelve years of age. are engaging IS
catching butterflies. The insects are
delivered . confectionery store
Phere they are chloroformed and sent
to a plating company In Spokane
Wash, to | metalized and made into
'hatpins. Five cents each is paid. and
dozens of little people are to be seen
with their nets securing the hills abont
Palousc.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
LIVING HORRORS.
Men Made to Look Like Beasts by
Chinese Methods.

Chinese Methods.
To transfer man into a beast would
at first seem to be impossible. 1t is ac-
'pmpliShed, however, by the Chinese,
TO whom nothing seems to be un-
SHOWN. The skin IS removed in small
PARTICLES from the entire surface of the
body, and to the bleeding parts bits OF
the hide of living animals, bears and
aogs are usually applied. The opera
tion requires years for its full accom-
plishment. After the person has had
his skin completely changed and be-
comes a man-bear or man-dog he ts
made mute to complete the illusion
and also deprive him Of the means Of
informing the public he is intended to
amuse cf his long torture. A Chinese
Journal. the Hupao, prints a descrip-
ton of one of these human animals
exhibited in the Kiangsi His entire
body was covered with dog skin. He
stood erect although sometimes the
feet are so mutilated that the beast Is
forced to walk ON all fours), could not
utter articuate sounds, rise and sit
lown-in short, make the gestures OF
human being. A mandarin who heard
Of this monstrosity had him brought to
his palace, where his hairy skin and
bestial appearance caused quite as
much terror as surprise, Upon being
asked if he was man the creature
replied with an affirmative nod. He
also signifed in the same manner that
he would write. y pencil was given
him. but he could not use 1t, his hands
were so dcformcd. Ashes were then
placed on the ground in front of him,
when the man-dog, leaning over, trac-
ed in them five characters indicating
his name and district. Investigation
showed that he had been stolen, i'm
prisoned for years and subjected to
long tortures. His master was appre-
hended and condemned to DEATH
London Spare Moments.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
The Most E.nticil,g Breakfasts
Are Now Shot from Gums

Pulled Wheatand Puffed Rice were
served last month for seventeen mil
lion meals.
But millions of others lacked them.
There are millions yet who don't
know them.
If you are among them, we invite
you to try them. Serve one of these
foods tomorrow.
The world, as you know, doesn't
jump to food which all are not find
ing delightful.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16

The foods of the day are the foods
that are best. That is always so.
The foods of this day are these
crisp, gigantic grains-puffed to eight
times their natural size.
These whole, unbroken, nut-like
grains, made four times as porous as
bread
You'll like what others like. We
do you a kindness when we ask you
to try these foods.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
The Intricacies of IL.

"Why don't you study the time ta-
BILE, and then you wouldn't have miss
ed your train?"
"That was the trouble. While was
trying 10 translate the time table the
train pulled out"-New York Herald
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
At His Rest.

Blobbs-The doctor told Guzzler
drinking was the very worst thing he
could do. Slobbs-I guess that doctor
didn't know Guzzler or he would have
realized that drinking is the best thing
he does.-Philadelphi Record.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
Convenient.

providence" said the deacon, "sho'
do look after de cullud race"
"How Gomez" demanded Brother
Dickey.
well. hits disaway: De niger baby,
ez dey say, walk too soon"
"Sho do" asscnted Brother Dickey.
Dat makes him bowlcgged"
"Now you talkin'"'
"An' bowlegs IS de mos convenient.
est legs in de worl' fer clmbin' tree
wen a possums on de top limb"-Ex-
change
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
Thorouqhly Prepared.

At religious service in Scotland the
late Lord Kelvin noticed a youngste:
accompanying his grandparents and
the sermon.
AT the close of the service Lord Kcl-
vim congratulated the grandfather
upon the excellence of the young mans
behavior
"Och, aye" returned the veteran,
''Duncan's weel threatened afore he
gangs in"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
Puffed Wheat-10c Puffed Rice-15c

These are the foods invented by Prof An
derson, and this is his curious process:
The whole wheat or rice kernels are put into
sealed guns. Then the guns are revolved for
sixty minutes in heat of $50 degrees.
That fierce heat turns the moisture in the
grain to steam, and the pressure becomes tre-
mendous.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
Too Eminent.

"Why don't you ask your office boy
to wash those windows?"
'T amt got the nerve to do 1t, old
man. He was the valedictorian of his
class" s"-WaS aShington Herald.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16

Innocence is better than repentance.
an unsullled life better than PARDON
Binney
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
Forty eight Piers Watched.

The force until recently had under
surveillance forty-eight piers. 1t is
stated that the force will be increased
to 500 patrolmen just as soon as it
can be done.
The members of the newly organ.
ized force are all clothed with the
"S.-S.-S." authority, as Colonel Lutz
terms it. This means that they have
the police and governmental right to
stop, search, seize" The watchmen
are instructed to take no chances, but
seize on suspicion if there is the slight
est thing to warrant such suspicion.
1t is expected that hundreds of thou
sands of dollars Will be added to the
treasury by this increased vigilance
before it will become generally under
stood that there is no use trying to
leave a dock or pier with dutiable
goods. When that particular time ar
rives Colonel Lutz says he will reduce
the force somewhat. but never to the
point where n pier is not covered by
at least one man constantly.
Colonel Lutz had several hundred
police under him in Porto Rico for ten
years. The body was organized after
the fashion of the new federal force
he commands. All below the rank of
major In the insular police force We're
natives. During the labor strike on
the island three years ago Colonel
Lutz gained reputation for his ener-
getic preservation of order.-New
York World
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16

Never mind who was your grand.
father. Who are you?-Proverb
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16

Then the guns are unsealed and the steam
explodes. Instantly every starch granule is
blasted into myriad particles.
The kernels of grain are expanded eight
times Yet the coats are unbroken the shapes
are unaltered. We have simply the magnihed
grain
One package will tell you why people de-
light in them. Order it now.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-09-16
MESSENGER ODDJQB
Little Hint to the Button 0p-
pressed Husbands.
HOW A BOY ACTED AS A MAID

Fair Washington Lady Left All Alone
Summoned Freddy" MCGOWAN to
Button a Pink Dress-"She's There
With the Looks All Right"
"Reddy" MCGOWAN, messenger boy
in Washington, has discovered brand
new job that has got all other special
stunts outside the regular routine rad
ed to a whisper. The other afternoon,
In response to phone message, he
was sent to fashionable apartment
house on Connecticut avenue. The
tremulous feminine voice that sent In
the call frankly volunteered the in.
formation that Il boy was not wanted
TO carry message and finally con-
cluded that a statement of the work
he was TO perform could not be made
over the phone.
1t was Reddy McGowan's turn, and
he was showed on the job. Reddy re-
turned three-quarters ut an hour later.
His face wore smile, and his eyes
were all a-twinkle. Did you find that
lady?" asked the clerk.
"Sure, | did. sir replied Reddy.
you'll have to make a report on
this" said the clerk.
"There With the Looks, All Right.
"She told me to peach to no one, but
/ suppose | GOTTA" replied Reddy. Il
goes up there, an she meets me at
the door. She's there with the looks.
all right. She says she's glad l amt
any older, an | wonders what's comm
off. She has on one of them kimo-
nos, an she's there with the pink
cheeks an the blond hair.
"'Come in here, little boy she says.
an she walks me through into the
best parlor an sits me down on a big
yeller couch an hands me q big box
Of chocolates an tells me to eat me
head off. | amt wise to what's dom
yet, but takes the candy, an she asks
me to excuse her while she goes into
another room. eats candy for five
minutes, an l has just finished up all
of the chocolate marshmellers | kin
lay me mitts on when she comes out
again.
II Wasn't Any "Cinch."
She's got n pink dress on this time,
but it don't fit her none too good, an
then l pipes it Off that it amt but
toned. There's a big string of black
buttons runnin' down the back an Il
lot of sort of little jiggers made out
of black cord that fits over 'em. She
looks at me an laughs. Little boy,
she says, L want you to button me up.
That's n new one on me, all right.
put n souse to bed once, an l caught
a lot of runaway chickens for n dame
out in the northeast, an l took a guy
around in n taXicab once. showin' him
the treasury an White House an
things, but amt never had to button
no dress on no lady. | tells her me
hans is dirty, an she makes me wash
'em, an then / starts.
Say, that amt no cinch. Those
there loops, or whatever you calls 'em,
don't so over those there buttons easy
an, besides, that dress fits her purity
tight, an there amt no slack to get
a-hold of. l asks her If she can't pull
herself together a little tighter, an she
hams me a little poke on the ear an
laughs an says I'm n fresh kid an
that she's laced tight enough.
We'll, l got 'em buttoned, all
right"