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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

s-~s-e-s-s-s-s-e-e-e-s /.
Born before the United States werc
formed.
Saw ~ presidents elected.
Pe-rn-Da has projected him from
all sudden changes.
Veteran Of four wars.
Shod a horse when 90 years old.
Always conquered The grip win
Pe-ru-na.
Witness I'm land suit nj the ace
ofIi0 years.
beHeVeS Pe-rn-na the greatest
remedy or The age for catarrhal
troubles.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

ISAAC BROCK, n citizen Of McINnnan
county, Texas, has lived for 1l0 years
For many years no resided at Bosquc
Falls, eighteen miles west OF Waco, but
now lives with his son-in-law at Valley
Mills, Texas.
Some time ago, by request, Uncle Isaac
came to Waco and sat fur his picture,
holding in his hand n stick cut from tho
grave OF General Andrew Jackson.
Mr.. Brock Is II diRnihcd old gentleman,
showing few. signs OF dccrcpitudc.
His family Rihlc IL still preserved, and
IL shows that the date OF his birth was
written 10 years ago.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

bladder specialist, and IS wonderfully
successful in promptly curing lame back
uric acid, catarrh Of the bladder and
Brights Disease, which Is the worst
form Of kidney trouble.
Or. Kilmer's Swamp-ROot IS not rec
commended for everything but If you have
kidney, liver or bladder trouble IL will be
found just the remedy you need. IL has
been tested in 50 many ways in hospital
work and In private practice, and has
proved so successful in every case that a
special arrangement has been made by
which all readers of this paper, who have
not already tried a., may have sample
bottle sent free By mail, also a book tell
ing more about Swamp-Root, and how TO
fndoutify you have kidney or bladder trou-
bic. When writing mention reading this
generous offer in this paper and send your
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

twenty-five good envelopes for . cents
for sale at this office.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

For health and happincss-DcWitr,
Little Early Riscrs- small, gentle, easy,
pleasant liver pills, the best made. sold
10y Stricken drug store.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers IS sure % know OF the wonderful
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

old papers ior Ia at this oalcc.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

address 20 DR.. Kiimer
& Co, Binghamton,
N. Y. The regular
hfty-cent and one
dollar size battles are
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

rOK SALE BY sIRIckLNK.s pRuG sroRE.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1909-01-14

Charlcg Town, Jan Q.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sample and particulars of good side line write Japanese Novelty Co.,, Clin- ion Ia
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
AUTOMOBILES.

establish agencies for the sale of automobiles We are factory distributors for Georgia Fldida, Ala bama and part of South Carolina. Good assortment of cars, liberal terms. Core epondence solicited. Georgia Carolina
 Auto Co L. J. Williams, Manager. 44u- ~usta. Ga. 12-19-St-su- we
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
ONE GENT 4 WORD.

RATES--0ne cent . word . dayy nc sd.
 ton. Cash must aeconpnny order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-Well established daily news paper with good business and Asso- ciated Press franchise in southern city of SO,O00 population, and growing. River and rail connection. Good reasons for selling. Address M-11, care Age-Herald.
 12-1S-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-shetland ponies; perfectly gentle; beautiful Christmas presents for children; saddlers. matched pairs or single drivers Prices from $50 to s225. Berthdale Stock Farm, Macon, Ga
 12-5-4t-s1i
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-5o acres of land in Fentress county, Tennessee, oil fields. For par
 ticulars address E. F. Wagner, War
 rior, Ala. 12-5-5t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
FARMS FOB SALE.

4 H6N6RGD fho0sSHd ffGif 6s7F4 xsd poultry farms in Missouri, 3Ae0 per acre and up For full particulars ask Missouri State Immigration Commit sion, Springfield, Mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-On car line in the heart of Woodlawn, 25 lots, 6Ox1SO each; with one lo-room house, one Groom house and one broom cottage; now renting for s47. 50 per month; splendid neighborhood; price only slo.oo0; sl5oo cash, balance per cent 10 suit purchaser. A. F. Bunker Sa Co.
 No. 211 1st avenue. 1o-17-st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

BUY lovely home cheap; terms to suit purchaser; modern broom cottage In most beautiful residence section of Woodlawn; convenient to churches,
 schools and only one block from East Lake car line; streets improved; bar gain; must be sold at once. Apply to owner. 4622 North 2d avenue, Wood lawn, Ala. Peoples phone 1901, Wood lawn. Ala. 12-1S-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
WANTED-BOARDERS

ROOM with board. 290s eth ave. i0-2s-30t ROOM and board. 1872 7th avenue.
 12-16-4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-10O shares Builard Car Door Equipment Co., stock at s25 per share Address P. o. box 5so Atlanta, Ga
 1o-1e-lt
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

GARDNER wanted for Tate Spring com
 peny, Tate Spring, Tenn. Permanent place. Apply to John W. Tomlinson, 43s First National bank building Birming- nam. u-S-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-St Steam-heated, 10-room house, s75 income s142 20th street. South High
 lands. Bell 45S2 12-12-2t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WINTHD-salesme to interview the voters in each county on . new propo- sition The 1910 census one of the fea- lures. Excellent remuneration Exclu- sive territory. Training given. Address Rand McNally & Co. Chicago. Ill.
 11-2S-22t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-s10o0 for corner lot close to Country club; a pickup that will make you 50 per cent to 100 per cent Hill
 Ferguson, Bell 2460 12-17-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

MUST BE SoLD-1OOx100 corner lot on 2oth street, near Terminal Station, chance for investment. Apply 2523 9th
 avenue. 12-1S-4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-Or exchange, s10o Forbes piano certificates good December 25. $lo; will exchange for Rosenthal records. German, or any old thing. Address I-12, care Age-Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
PATENTS.

PATIENTS.
 P1fNNTs sec1rsd. Hdvlcs Snd kSnd kSck free. Milo B. Stevens & Co.,, Attor- neys, Washington, D. O. Estabiished 1864. Birmingham office. 4M Woodward phone 4670. 1O-Q.su-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-Lessee for frst-class hotel in the fastest growing city in the south; party must have sufficient cap ital to furnish and run the house in an up-to-dats manner; old established To- cation; can be made to pay from the start; great proposition for the right man. Address, with references, Box ?,
 Knoxville Tenn. 12-19-8t-su-su-wed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
.QNE CENT A WORD

hArEs-0ne cent a word a dayy no ad- sakcn Tor less than ZDc for hrst inser- ton. Cash must accompasy order
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SAIE-Four lots 50x150 deep; $46oo; corner Vine and Tuscaloosa avenue; one-third cash and balance easy; fine Christmas present. Apply 11s North 10th street
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

ROOM with board. 22O9 6th avenue.
 1f-2g-30t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

$5OOO in prizes to Davis agents; unusually large profits for selling our high-grade soaps and toilet speoialties, also con tinued service rewarded with a share of profits in premiums; $15 to $25 weekly easily made; hustlers s1oo; h- 1ustrated catalog and profit sharing plan free Davis Soap Works, 1S2 Carroll ave Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

wANTED-Experience provision saies- man; give age. salary expected. wheth-
 CT employed; also give references. Ad- dress Nil, care Age-Herald. n-1s-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

AGENTs-Guaranteed hosiery is light ming seller; nothing like it for making money; free sample. Torshee O., B. 5O2, Dayton, o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

s25 per week and expenses easily earned securing addresses and taking orders from dealers; yearly contract given. Geo. A Shaw, Sales Mgr, Cincinnati, Ohfo
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
MONEY TO LEND


 MONEY TO LEND
 MONEY ioSnsd sSisi1sd psepis. women keeping house and others without se- curity; cheapest rates; easiest pay msnts; offices in W principal cities; save yourself money by Gstting fny terms first. D. H. Holman. room z1 Farley building. 1-1-iy REAL estate loans to suit you ir amount. terms and interest; can pay back mouth ly or yearly; will take second mort gage. Tho City Loan and Banking Co., 1ne North 2lst street. Bell phone 70
 10-10-tf MONEY to lend on improved real estate, city or suburbs. one to five years; sums to suit. Attorney, office 2o6. Jefferson County Savings Bank Building. Peoples phone POP. 1z-5-4t-sun FARM LOANe-Faciiltiss for negotiating loans for clients on improved farms. John c. Pugh. attorney. ao6-e Farley building. 11-11-tu-thn-su-t If MONEY T6 L6ND-S2600 at per cent, on improved business nr good South Highlands property Prevalent Invest ment Co.. 2104 1st ave. Bell phone 1912. n-1e-e(
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-on easy terms, or exchange for city or suburban property, small,
 well-improved farm close to churches and schools and on railroad having con- venient schedules to and from Rirming- ham. c. E. Leonard, 515 Brown Marx building. 10-3-su-we-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-Laundry, with established trade; located in Gadsden, Ala. will sell all or half interest to party that can take charge. Address Box 24e, Gads- oen, Ala. 12-16-10t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

$25 per week and expenses easily earned securing addresses and taking orders from dealers; yearly contract given National Coffee 6 Tea Co.,, Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR bargains in city and suburban prop erty and acreage in the Birmingham district, see Bunker, 2111 1st avenue.
 12-17-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-Four young Newfoundland dogs; very fine pets for children; price reasonable. POO 9th avenue, N
 12-17-2f
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FIRsT-CLAss pipe filter or engineer. acquainted with erection of ice ma chimes Apply Monday, a. m, at 300 South 14th street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

ED-Correspondence clerk to han dle accounts and follow collections and adjustments; must have thorough knowledge of bookkeeping; state age, experience and reference when reply ing. Address R-12, care Age-Herald.
 12-1e-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-The best yet. own a brand new broom cottage. walking distance of business center; has oak floors and furnace heat, that I will sell for 5000 on easy terms and would take vacant lot as part pay. See me quick. 11s North
 20th street. 12-1S-et
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-By large firm, south Texas, January l; bookkeeper, s125; also assist ant, sS5 American Opportunity Co., Houston, Tex.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALD-Four large. choice car line lots, at East Lake at a bargain: terms can be arranged. Address P-12, care Age-Hera1d,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

A LADY of refinement, widow. would like to correspond with a middle aged gentleman; one who would marry if suited. Address Mig. care Age-Her- ald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-5-room cottage near Efiza- beth street, Powderly car line; city wa ter, cabinet mantels; price $lS5o; S4oo cash, balance monthly. Bunker, M11 1st avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-By the owner, at $500 below the market, two-story, new, S-room house, near Norwood. Terms easy. A bargain. Address Owner. 433 First Ma tional Bank bldg, or call Peoples 11e
 12-16-3t- thu-sat-sll
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-Hustler to represent live brokerage concern; buying and selling everything; we teach you the business you can clear 5000 yearly The Camp Agencies, s4 Adams st., Chicago, III
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
OPTICIANS.

DR. J1MHs sH1RF has refarned rom
 Florida and will be pleased to see his friends and patrons at S10 North 20th
 street. 11-n-3m-su-Wo
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

AGENTs-send for free copy of ''The Thomas Agent" the greatest agents paper ever published: filed with money making plans, mo license tax decis- lon of supreme court; pointers to agents; every agent in the U. s. should have a copy at onco. Address today, Thomas Agent, 405s Wayne ave. Day ton, O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sATE-One business lot, Including stock, at Queenstown, Ala; $50. Call Bell phone s1o0, MT. Morris. or address J-12, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-Let us show you some of the bargains we have before prices go up on investment property, dwellings, lots, and stores of all kinds. Birmins- ham Business Brokerage Co.,, 1s291s 2d avenue. Phones 1510.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

ALL kinds of new and second hand machinery, building materials, mine and mill supplies. Jefferson Iron company. Phones, 6S, North Birmingham.
 4 -f, b-f
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR SALE-Three business lots on 27th street, Ensley near the railroad yards;
 cheap by the owners. Address E-S care Age-Herald. 12-3-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
WANTED-MALE HELP

PRINTERS-My unusual offer expires
 December 31: you will have to hurry. ". s. W, P. O. Box 266, Atlanta, Ga.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

AGENTS-A wonderful invention; big money selling Canchester kerosene fn- candescent lamps, burns with or with out mantle, times brighter than cleo tricity, gas or acety1ene at 1-1o cost; i; burner fits any lamp; saves 75 per cent oil no trimming wicks, showing means selling; beware of mutations; outfit furnished Canchester Light Co.,, 2S State st., Dept. Is, Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

wANTED-Two stone cutters, one stone setter and laborers at Lake Purdy dam.
 Apply Birmingham Water Works Co.,. 2l14 First avenue. 12-16-3t-thu-su-tu
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
LOST-sTRAYED-S STOLEN

HoTrEN-TOT TWINS have quality
 They are the inhabitants of all leading groceries. Only 10 cents. 12-l7-l1t LOST OR sTRAYED--seven months old bull pup, male, white, ears trimmed, black spot under right eye; disappeared Tuesday. Rewsrd for return. D4 Tusoa- loosa avenue Bell G. Peoples B5. West End.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

CIVIL service positions are very desir- able for young people. Full informa- ton and questions recently used by the commission free. Columbian Corre- spondence College. Washington. D. c.
 1f-X-zf-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

HOTEN-TOT TWINS have quality
 They are the inhabitants of all leading groceries. Only 10 cents. 12-17-11c
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

NINE useful articles in one. improved combination dipper; every housewife buys; bonanza for agents; price 2Sc; illustrated catalog free. The Exito Co., Watervfllo Me
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

FOR sALE-Best coal in Alabama: no more dissatisfaction to consumers. Acme Coal Yard, 23d street and Avenue A, Ensiey.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-Agents; big money, expenses paid; no experience required, portraits. bromides photo pillow tops, 3Oc; frames at our factory prices; credit given; catalog and samples free. Department 1, Ritter Art Studio. W. Van Buren, CI,{caU I'll
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

MARRY--5O0 want to marry. many rich, one may be your affinity. Photos, etc, free, sealed. Box 8, Round Lake III. FREE-Love, health and wealth foretold Send three 2-cent stamps and birth date: will surprise you MEle. F. La Belle. Lima, O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-Salesmen of ability and neat appearance to call on all merchants in their territory; elegant side line, con- venient to carry; good commissions;
 prompt remittance. Belmont Mfg. Co.,,
 Cincinnati. O. H-12-16t-sun
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

wANTED-Names of persons desiring to live in California and willing to work out their transportation. 2c stamp brings application blank. Trans portation Agency, Dept. 72, San Diego Cal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
WANTED-FEMALE HELP

FIRST-CLASS woman cook can get $ good home and good wages in small
 family near Five Points. Apply to ele-
 vator boy, Steiner Building. 12-19-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-Five hundred strong young men immediately for firemen or brake men on nearby railroads. Good vision Account increasing business; 1000 men sent to positions last three months; $15- $100 monthly. Promotion. Address, stat ing age, height, weight. Send stamp. Address M-95, care Age-Herald.
 12-19-3t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

HIGH grade travelling salesman to sell highest grade line of calendars and ad- vertising novelties published in Amer ica, and appoint salcsmen; strictly commission; an exceptional opportuni- ty for high grade man. H. E. Smith Company Indianapoiis Ind.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

wANTED-Saiesman successful in sell- ing cash registers. computing scales, typewriters. jewelry or other standard speciality propositions to cover Ala bama; staple line on absolutely new and exceptional terms; attractive con- tract for 1s1o containing liberal week ly advance clause; references required.
 Niles F. Bixler Co.,. Cleveland. o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19
WANTED--MALE HELP

WANTED-Raiiway mail clerks. Com
 mencement salary $500; spring examina- lions everywhere. Candidates prepared free. Franklin Institute. Dept. 2H. Ro- chester, N. Y. 11-s-s0t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-To sell Immediately, a Gar land gas stove which hasn't been used four months; price s19. Address 2als 9th avenue. north. phone 30z1 main.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

A FEW good salesmen can make big earnings travelling exclusively for our imperial line calendars and novelties; 1; best combined line on road; be prompt. spotswood Speciality Co.,, Lexington. Nv
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

HOW much of the world have you seen? How erect are you? How much muscle have you? How much do you know7 Do you know a trade? How much money do you save? How do you like your present position? How much
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

AGENTS for dependable guaranteed automobiles; good commissions. hper- al territory, attractive proposition to live ones. Automobile Clearing House, 240 Michigan ave, Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1909-12-19

WANTED-Railway mail clerks; com mencement salary $500. Spring examina- tions everywhere; candidates prepared
 free. Franklin Institute, Dept 2-J, Rochester, N. Y. 12-12-S1t
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Money and Its Drawbacks.

Some people are left money just In
the nick Of time, and make good use OF
It; 1t 10 ruinous to others to receive
money that they have never earned.
A good many people would never do
any work at all II 1t wasn't for the
fact that they had to, and 50 a wise
Providence DEGREES that money shall
not come their way except by the
sweat Of their brow.-The Captain.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Have Use for Old PiIlno.

There has been secured by New
York state pulp company an option ON
100000 cords of sunken pine piling
now lying submerged in the Rideau
river and lakes back Of Kingston,
Ontario, Canada. The piling was sunk
about 80 years ago when the Rdeau
river was a center OF commercial activ-
ity. The piling will be converted by
q chemical process into the finest
grades Of stationery.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Chance for ! Bandmaster,

Conway, which Is in need Of a band
master, has issued the following adver-
tisement: HE must be cornet player,
and between performances he will be
required to act as range minder, in
spector of hawkers, boats and car
riages, storekeeper and such other du-
ties as the town clerk may from time
to time direct" Mail.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
One Of Our Markets.

Liverpool. the largest market in the
United Kingdom for American cotton
seed cake and meal as we'll as other
imported oil cakes. takes annually be-
tween $4,000 and $4,000 tons Of Amer
ican cOttonseed cake and meal. Large
quantities Of cake and meal are sold
to other British ports by the Liverpool
agents.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
II hnIted.

Little Rollie, four years old. came to
the table. where we had tomato soup,
Of which he is very fond. Being very
hungry, he could not wait for 1t to
cool, but hastily ate two or three
spoonfuls; then, laying down his
spoon, he exclaimed: MY goodness!
that soup Is SO hot it makes sparks all
down me-
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
A Leno.FeIt Want.

This. ladies', is the non-burglar-
hiding bed. the steel sides Of which
preclude the possibility of there being
4 man under the bed. yet can be un-
locked and collapsed for the purpose
OF sweeping, etc. 1t is especially In
tended for the use of unmarried WON.
en.-Kansas City Times.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
shopIIfter,, Glover osxiee.

When woman with an infant In
her arms was detected in the act Of
stealing shawl at = shop in Paris
she pleaded that she was utterly dcs-
titute, and had taken the shawl to
keep the baby warm. But the latter
proved to be hollow tin doll contain
ing stolen articles.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Word Painting.

Jimmy (reading)-"Casey swatted
de leather into left garden for brace
of sacks, an den pilfered thoid base
an dented de pan on Mulligan's lalli-
paloosa dat sailed over Outfelder
Shaughnessy's nut" tell yer. Willie,
dat's word-paintin', dat is! Shake
speare never could beat dat!
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Ancient Ink Better Than Ours.

Ancient Ink Better Than Ouro.
The question Of making durable ink
perplexes the manufacturers of to day.
Observe closely any letter flve or ten
years old and one will notice that in
all probability the writing has faded
TO a brown color and il very indis-
tinct. Go to any large museum and
there will be seen ancient manuscripts
the writing Of which Ia ~ black and
distinct as II 1t had been done the day
before yesterday.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Glory.

How many metals make the bronze
Of Corinth1 Insults on boards or on
paper. the spot Of ink or charcoal or
mud. the dregs Of heart. Of mind and
Of body. the dirt Of calumny, all these.
under the sun. dry, harden, turn into
bronze solid and Brilliant pure
bronze. which is called glory!-Catuile
Mendes.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Only Road to Success.

Remember that you cannot be car.
ried to success In carriage with the
hinges oiled, the backs padded. and
the seats cushioned you must trudge
on foot along the dusty highway.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
Hum.nlt.rI.n VINO E.IIed.

Humanitarian Who Failed.
A Brooklyn man complains that he
lost $500 backing up An invention TO
prevent snoring. He can at least count
on the sympathy Of several million
Tight sleepers." who will Join him In
heartfelt regrets that the anti-sncring
device did not succeed.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
The lssssr Evil.

The colored boy employed BY New
York lady was named Lycurgus Jones.
'Lycurgus Is rather long name" she
said to him: suppose call you Gus
for short" 'Ah doesn't like nick
Names" he replied: II you doesn't like
Lycurgus. you kin call me Jonesey."
She calls him Lycurgus.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1909-01-23
How Il Looked.

II think you ought to turn the
lights up little when your beau
comes" said the boy who Is beginning
to use big words to his older sister. Il
wouldn't sit in the dim light, II were
you. 1t looks too conspicuous"