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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
GREEK FLAG HAULED DOWN
international Force Lands on Island
of Crete

Canea, Island of Crete, Aug. 49,
The Greek flag, raised three weeks
ago by the people of Crete in defiance
of the sovereignty of Turkey and as
an evidence Of their desire for union
with the kingdom of Greece, was low
cred at sunrise by party of interna-
tional bluejackets. There was no re-
sistance on the part of the Cretans
and the function was carried out with
out disorder and in accordance with
the prearranged programme Most OF
the bluejackets then. returned to their
ships, but small detachments were
left behind in occupation of the bas-
ton of the fortress to prevent any at
tempt on the part of the Cretans to
raise another flag.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Sure Of Something Good

Van Antler-I think we are sure Of
a good dinner tonight. You know my
new English butler does the entire
catering for the household.
Grubb- Can you rely on him to-
Van Antler-Not always, but this
evening / requested him to send us
up something from the kitchen table.
Puck.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Drowned in Cannon River.

Harlow Siren, seventeen years of
age, was drowned in the Can
non river at Cannon Falls. The
boy was an employee of the Good
hue mills there and was swimming
above the mill dam, in which a large
breach had been torn by DESCENDING
timbers during the recent foods. He
was caught by the current and swept
into this breach
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Two Ways.

s'De man dat waits to learn by ex-
perience," said Uncle Eben, sis liable
to put in his precious time gettin'
cured of mule kick while de man
dat used common sense is gettin' his
corn planted. p Washington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
BRUTAL MURDER OF FARMER
Becker County Man Horribly SIashed
With Big Knife.

With his chest ripped open, expos
ing his heart and lungs, and horribly
butchered about the head and other
places on the body John Hjelt, a farm
er. staggered thirty PAGES from the
road, where a brutal assault had been
made upon him with huge knife, and
dropped dead on the porch of John
Paso, a farmer in the town of Rune
berg, Becker county, eight miles west
Of Menagha.
Deputy Sheriff John Hurley, accom-
panied by Coroner George W.. Turner
and County Attorney p F. Schroeder
of Becker county, arrived from De-
troit and placed Jacob Jampso in
irons, charged with murder. .-
The crime is said to have followed
quarrel between the men over a
trivial matter,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
- Try our Toe linoleum, the best val
a,e for the money. J. H, FORSTER. Il
Real Estate For Sale or Rent.

Lot 4, block Is, N New Ulm, must be
sold within 80 days and will be sold
cheap.
For SALE-Lot ?, Block 156, North.
For SALE-Lot 6, Block 2O6, North.
FOR SALE-Lot 6, Block 10, South.
For SALE-Lot IA, Block 81, South.
For SALE-Lot l, Block ll9, Soulh.
FOR SALE-Outlot N. l38.
For SALE-Lots 5 add 6, Block 81
North, New Ulln, with dwelling
house, very cheap.
inquire OF ALBERT STEINHAUsER.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
WITHDRAWS ALL OBJECTIONS
China Agrees to Reconstruction Of
Antung- Mukden Railroad.

Toxic, Aug. 20.-The memorandum
signed at Mukden, Manchuria, Aug. 10.
by representative of the Japanese and
Chinese governments practically
closed the Antung- Mukden contro.
versy According to the terms of this
understanding China agrees to afford
Japan every assistance in the recon
struction of the Antung Mukden rail
road and withdraws all her objections.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
The Crime of idIeness.

Idleness means trouble for any one.
Its the same with lazy liver. 1t
causes constipation, headache, jaun-
dice, sallow complexion: pimples and
blotches, loss of appetite, nausea, but
Dr.. Kings New Life Pills soon Danish
liver troubles and build up your health.
25c at 0. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Scared With a Hot Iron,

or scalded by overturned kettle-cut
with a knife-bruised by slammed door
I'M ured by gun Or in any other way
she thing needed at once is Bucklen' s
Arnica Salve to subdue Inflammation
and kill the pain. It's earth s supreme
healer, infallible for Boils, Ulcers,
= Fever, Sores, Eczema and Piles. 25c
at O. NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Storm Terrorizes Pittsburu,

Pittsburg. Aug. 2O-Rain, hail and
lightning terrorized this city and
vicinity. Windows were broken, eel
lars flooded and a number of persons
injured when frightened horses ran
away. Wire communication suffered
and traf11c was blocked. There were
two storms, each lasting half an hour.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Little Girl Burned to Death.

The fact that little children played
with matches resulted in the
death of Annie, the two-year-old
daughter of William Russell of
st. Vincent. While holding burn
ing match she ignited her dress
and was so badly burned that she died
In few minutes.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
BANK ROBBED AT KARL STAD
Bandits Have Probably Escaped Into
Canada,

Canada.
Bandits broke into the State bank
OF Karlstad, blew open the safe, wreck
ing the interior, and got away with ST.
500. They escaped northwest and prob
ably have succeeded in getting into
Canada, twenty-five miles north of
Karlstad.
The noise Of the explosion aroused
the town and the officers at Hallock
were notified, but the cracksmen were
by this time in full fight. There were
three or four of them in the party.
The border is being watched.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25

It's worth while asking ''Hickory"
Brand Rubbers and Overshoes. They
are long wearing always giving sat-
4 isfaction, Ask your dealer. St. Paul
Rubber CO. Distributors. 45tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Here is Relief For Women.

If you have pains in the back, Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble. and want a GER
:tain, pleasant herb remedy for woman's ills
try Mother Gray's Aqstra,la9-Leaf: 1t is a
mail, soc. Sample package free. Address
The Mother Gray Co., LEROY, N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
In Pinch, use ALIENS FOOT-EASE.

A powder to shake into your shoes. It
cures hot. tired, aching, swollen, sweating
foet and makes walking easy. Takes the
StiuS out Of corns and bunions. All drug
,gists % cts. Don't accept any substitute.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
KILLS HER TWO CHILDREN

Insane Woman Chops Off Their Heads
With an Axe.
Mrs. Anton Strause, mother of six
children, residing at Tabor, north of
East Grand Forks, killed her one
year-old daughter and three-year-old
son by chopping off their heads with
an axe. She then ran to the nearest
neighbor to borrow gun to shoot
her other four children, who were
picking beans with their father in a
field. Insane motive probably prompt
ed the deed, as the woman had only
been out of the state asylum three
months
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Chic From the old Block.

Lazy Jackson-Look at heah, nah
son, wat would yo' do eff yo' had no
muddah an no faddah to suppoaht
70? Ephey Jackson Why. aid git
married, Of cou'se.-Judge.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
BODY FOUND in THE RIVER
Once Prominent St. Paul Man Loses
His Life in Wisconsin,

The body of James H. Simpson
was discovered tangled in mass of
driftWood in the Flambeau river a
short distance south of Park Falls,
Wis. Simpson was a graduate of Yale
and is said to have been a clever
lawyer. He was related to promi.
nent citizens of St. Paul. He
had been missing since Aug. IL and is
supposed to have walked into the
river while temporarily insane from
the use of intoxicants.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25
Again or Yet?

Staylaight-Oh, Miss Wobbins, may
come to see you again? Miss Wob-
bins Iscannot see how you can
very well unless Jon so this time!-
Life.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1909-08-25

Do one thing at a time and the big
things f1rst. Lincoln.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-01-29
Shoe Department

$500 Mems Shoes, Satin Calf, vici or Box
Calf ......,... ....,....... ........'',' S1.SS
$3.50 Mems Shoes Lace Butcher, Wei or
Patent Leather, sale price ............. 81 SO
$500 Mems Vici Kid Gun Metal Shoes in
the various styles sale price. $3.50. ST IS
$3.50 Mems Patent Leather Shoes. sale price S2.45
s4OO and $500 Mems King Quality" Shoes,
which are standard price shoes all over
America; had to get special permits
sion from the Arnold Shoe Co to allow
us to cut the price in this sale to. ..... SO. 10
Positive only one pair to a customer.
$500 Boys Shoes strictly solid leather. sale
price sAO
$3.50 Boys Shoes Box Calf Patent Leather or
Tan sale price ........... ...........$1 SO
$500 Ladies' Fine Dongola or Wei Kid Shoes,
sale price ,...,,......., ....'....'. .... Sl.6S
$3.50 Ladies Welt Shoes, in all the late styles,
sale price ....'..'''.' ''''''''' .'''''' q LOO
$3.50 Ladies' Fine Goodyear Welt Shoes,
French kid blucher or lace, black or tan,
sale price ............ ..,.... #........ Sl.JS
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-01-29
Mems Hats

AT SENSATIONAL LOW PRICES.
Mems Fedora Tourist and Telescope shape
Hats from lots where there were only one
or two of kind left and combined make
a total of about $50 hats, worth from $3.50
$3.50 sale price, each ................. SIC
Mems Felt Hats, including such brands as the
Star and other special celebrated brands,
worth from $3.50 to $3.50, sale price s 1 40
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-01-29
Sale Opened With Great Rush WeAre Known By Our Values
WeAdverise the Truth Come and You WNot Be Disappointed

15c Linen Collars. guaranteed 4-ply, sale
price ............. .............. 80. Sc
$500 Mems Corduroy Pants, sale price ..... 05G
$3.50 Mems Fine Imported Corduroy Pants,
including extra sizes up to IS waist and 36
long, sale price ............ ........... $3.50
Best $100 Overalls in America positively the
best that money can buy sale price. -. sec
One lot of Odd Vests, worth from $3.50 to
$3.50, taken out from fine suits where
the coats and pants have been sold away,
sale price Observation-Disclosures. ....... 39c
Towers Fish Brand Slickers sale price .S2.19
Towers Fish Brand Pommes. sale price. $50. 1914
1925 Mems Arctic Overshoes, sale price. Csc
Csc Four-in-Hand Ties, sale price ........... TIC
Use Four-inHand Ties, sale price .......... $50
soc Boys Patent Leather Caps, sale price. $50
75c Mems and Boys Red Felt Crush Hats,
sale price ............ OVERWHELMINGLY. 25c
35c Boys Overas during this sale ......... 19G
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1909-01-29
Mems Suits

$1,000 Mems Suits, all wool, single and dou
bic breasted styles all of this seasons
latest patterns, in this sale ..........S 495
$3.50 Mems Suits, the best you have
bought at this price, in this sale ........S Sc so
$500 Mems Suits, in 1.-THE latest styles
and prevailing shades; these suits
equal to custom-made in this sale. So 90
$4,000 Mems Suits, that the highest
ponent of the tailors art, trimmed with
the best AYondale serge lining; this suit
has sold for and is worth $4,000 but in
this Prosperity Sale ............ 49,. $1,000
$500 and $4,000 Fine Hand Tailored Suits,
the finest art of ready to wear clothes;
these suits are worth from $4,000 to $4,000
made to order; among them you will find
the finest fabrics that foreign and domes-
tic looms produce The suits will go
this sale for ............ ...........S13 90
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
CAUGHT ON FISH Line
Body of Negro Thought to 3 That
Of Man Who Fell From Steamer
Durbar Sunday.

The body of a negro was drawn up
by a boy fishing opposite The HALL.
day yesterday The youngster was
scared, but didn't let so his line. II a
called to Capt J. J. Nichols wso was
passing in a motor boat and the Cagt
towed the body to shore some dis
tance below Coroner McManus he'll
an INQUEST al the iury's verdict was
that il was the body of an unknown
negro, who came to his death by ac-
cidental drowning There was no.
ing on the body to Indicate ide ty.
1t is believed the body was that OF
thn II gro who fell off the steamer
Dunbar Sunday. but it was so folly
dec0mposed that it could not be re
osnizej owing it is thought TO the
warm water Of the river The negro
who fell off the Dunbar was from
some town up the Ohio and no oGa
here could identify the remains By
the clothing The body was sent II
Mounds for interment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
THREE WERE HURT.
REAR OF LOCAL FREIGHT TELES
COPIED ON MOBILE G. OHIO
AT RosEBoPo.
Engine Crew Jumped to Save There
LVes-Three Cars Merchandise
and Six Cars Coal Were
Smashed
CMurphy bcr Daily Newal.

The Burksy.lle turnar0uud' more
properly known as extras Nos. 1T AMI
IiG7, On the Mobile & Ohio railroad
.teiescoped the rear end Of local freight
train No. IS at Roseboro about 4:01
O'Clock Monday evening seriously in-
jUring John Parker engineer OF 1857
and slightly iniurine his fireman viii
Davis, Brakeman Daniels OF the
Burksville was also slightly cTiploi
as a result of jumping The damage
10 railroad property was heavy. three
cars Ct merchandise and the cabo0ss
On the local and six cars Of coal on
the huntsville being consumed by fire
following the collision The engines
of the Burksville train were entirely
stripped. The IN was thrown into
the ditch az the side of the track whilo
the 167 was left at right angles acres
the track. The fire which consumed
the cars attacked engine III alsa and
nothing remained but the boiler when
the flames had done their work.
or Is lfNtE tFtA tAdt tUt local tIsfI
bad Jus, stopped at a switch to do some
sviichinE The engine Of the local. Il
Is said, bad uncoupled and LEFT the ca
on The main track. II Is said thar the
fagmau on the local hal not had timc
TO get back far enough 20 protect HIS
train when the double header came
up. The crew of the Burhsville saved
themselves by jumping.
Engineer Parker was The most So
riously injured OF the three men hunt
a severe cut under the left eye. n cg''
on he neck and crushed ribs may lay
him up for long time It's thought
that his injuries are not fatal
Fireman Davis injuries we're con
fined To his head which was consider.
ably bruised and cut NJ. Davis Is.
manager Of lie K0rrs baseball team.
Brakeman Daniels only injury was
that TO one Of his legs. caused By his
jumping He was able 10 walk withcu.
assistance when lie was broueat t.
Murphysboro on the relief train.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
4o4 WAGON LOADS WHEAT
AT VlNcENNES SATURDAY.
(NincCnncs SUM

An the wheat that has come il
SO far has bee7 tough said Chri
Hoffman, proprietor of the Br- adwa,
mills, this morning when asked abou
tie quality of the wheat Saturday t.,
local market was flooded with grail
and the farmers in this vicinity tcol
advantage Of the five lays geo.
weather to throsh TO the fullest ca
Tacity.
The Atlas mills remained opcn Sun.
day. but no wheat came in g. ac
cCrnt Ct the rain. The showers yes
teriay will delay threshing now for
a couple Of days. SATURDAY the Br adj
way mills received 119 loads OF
wheat, lie Atlas l5G and Partle +
Kuhn elevator 129. making a total of
f0i loads. Each wagon rang from
80 to So bushels and, taking co bush
els as Al average load. 2i24) tu-h.
els of wheat were delivered here Sa,-
urlay. making Il SUN Of s2i 240.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21

there been a more surprising rush OF
freight on mis- or any other railway
than is experienced on the Iron
Mountain at the present time.
Many extra trains are run over lie
road every day to handle the rash
Of commerce So great, in fact, is
this rush that it is declared to tag
the motive power department to car.
r. on he business. Nearly every en-
gine Oh the Missouri division. it IS
said. vas busy Sunday.
At this season OF Inc year there
are generally many men taking lay
offs for sumcr trips and vacati5ns,
but ii seems that the condition of bus
mess this year viii at least for a
time prevent the men taking these
leaves OF absence
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
$1,000 ACRES OF CORN
RUINED IN MISSOURI

A special dispatch from New Mad
I'd is to The effect thai the river fr n
the end of the government levee
which has protected Mississippi corn
" from the food. the Mississi.p
river has overflowed everything to
theh Ugh lands at New Madrid. back
ing UP the sloughs and bitches to the
Cotton Belt railroad between Farren
burg and East Prairie, destroying
80 csc acres Of the finest cor- in that
rich region. NEST Of tie crop being
ready to gather. The rock levee he
low Commerce was reported broken.
which doubles the above mentioned
less. making The total acres OF c-In
ruined G0000 valued at $500, 90.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
FOR THE THIN ANC scRAWNY.
Samose Will Make You PLUMP ard
Rosy Say Druggists Paul G.
Schulz & Sons.

II YOU are getting thin, you are
sick. although yau may not know il
II you are losing weight steadily
there is something wroIg that needs
looking after n ycu have always
been thin il doesn't follow that Won
are sick. trt you may q be healthy
You cannot besuong if sou are thin.
Try then TO be healthy and llump:
it is not difficult ii you know how.
The only way 10 increase the
weight and gain health and q "a IS
by usirg sanose. the stsndagd fes
forming food and t'ssre builder. T.
mingles with the food Won eat and is
assimilated so that al the flesh fern.
ing and tissue building elements Of
The food are retained in the sys EN-.
This explains the great yalue CT Sa.
mCse
Weight Yourself before you b gin
using Samose. It vii got cost ycu a
cent unI,ss it Increases yorr weight
anl restores your health.
Paul G. Schulz & Sens sci every
package IN a genuine guarantee to re
fund the money if it DOES not 10 ali
that is claimed for H.
se-t postfald on receipt Of soc
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
Yesterdays River Forecasts.

The Ohio from the mouth of the
Wabash to Cairo Will continue fall NJ
indefinitely AT CAIRO tse fall viii
be slow until Wednesday. wher IT.
rate will increase. but win MT be
rapid.
The Wabash, at Mt Carmel. will
continue falling indefinitely
The Tennessee from Florence TO
the mouth. viii fall indefinitely.
The Mississippi from Chester to
Cairo, will fall at e slowly increasing
rate.
80 MONTROSE W. HAYES.
Local Forecas e..
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21

mess.
To members of the Methodist Sun
day school, choir and Epworth League
We would gently remind you of the re.
cep ion to be given in your honor at
the home of Mrs. j. l.. Brandt on
Thursday evening.
Mrs. George Wilson Of Poplar stree
is improving after an attack OF rheu-
matism
The Mound City land under tie
leadership Of E'rof, VanOsten went
with the Cairo Sunday schools to
spend Tuesday at the picnic grounds
near Wickliffe The band is mainly
composed OF young men and We arr
proud of them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
CAIRO PROFESSIONALS
Charged With Defeating Jackson,
Tenn, Ball Players in Mounds
Sunday.
Jackson Daily SUM-

The fast Owec All Star |. c. r. r
team Of this city returned home this
morning from Mounds. ILL.,, where
they played a great game OF baseba
Yesterday afternoon with the strong
professional team representing ia
place. Although the local boys wer7
defeated by the close AID eXcitin :
score Of to o. they put up the game
IF their lives AMI made Their or
play for an they were worth
TO achieve the victory.
The Mounds team which is compos-
Ell of professionals. was greatly
strengthened by the addition Of fast
professionals with big regulations
from Cairo, ST Louis. Paducah and
other places.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
.ssasasessssssssssssss.sss
!: NEWS OF THE RIVERS |

The river marked 431 On the Carr
tauga last evening showing a fall Of
> Ct a foot in q hours.
The rivers are falling at al points
above here al a rapidly increasing
rate from day 10 day.
TIE Clyde from Prices la dag
with a load of wheat. passed II Padr-
cab.
The lick Fowler was in port a.
usual yesterday from and to Paducah
SIZE win be the Paducah packet todav
The Harth with a raft Of raj road
tie from the Tennessee river. ar
llvcd YESTERDAY.
Tie Stacker lie viii be out from
ST Louis today bound for Memphis.
and the Ferd Herold Is due from
Memphis borna for St Lo-is.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
Forecasts for Today.

Cairo and vicinity: Fair: slowly
rising temperature
Illinois: Washington. July 20
Fair and somewhat warmer Wednes-
day. Thursday fair light 10 moderate
south and southwest winds.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
THE WEATHER
ssssysssssssxxsssYsssxxsxs
Yesterdays Cairo Temperature.
General Conditions.

The day was fair WIN light breeze
The government bulletin reported rain
from ten points all light none in the
river valleys. Extremes Of tempesa-
tuure were "a at Huron and Shrevc-
port and 80 az Winnemucca.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
IRON MOUNTAIN RAILROAD
DOING HEAVY BUSINESS
lPonlar Bluff Rennhlicanl

That engineers and firemen must
not be allowed to lay eff unless in
the case Of sickness. until after thr
present freight rush. is an order IL
effect issued by the officials of tie
road.
Probably at no forme. time has
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
SUNDAY EXCURSION RATES
Via Illinois Central &. 8.

NORTH OF CAIRO tickets will be
old at rate Of one fore for the round
trip to points in Illinois where the
are IS less than $500. Minimum sell
ing rate .1O0.
Train No. "A leaving Cairo at 500
a. m. and train No. 23 arriving at
1885 p. m. now run on Sunday.
SOUTH OF CAIRO, one fare for
the round trip to al points where the
are is less than $500.
Fer further information apply to ]
II. JONES, Ticket Agent. Central
Union Station.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
"BLACKHAND" LETTERS
TO POPLAR BLUFF CITIZEN.

Poplar Bluff has a Black Hand sem
sation. Threatening letters have been
received by a well known citizen l..
F. Reitz. Efforts to trap the writer
have failed A detective has been
placed on watch at the residence, but
the letter writer seemed to be aware
of this The letters warned Mrs. Reiiz
that her end was near and requested
her to makesfer will They were sign
ed The Devil"
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
MOUND CITY

(Ccn'inued from Third Page.)
signed her position ana is CT home IN
this CITY.
Chas. Brown Is in St Louis on tus-
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
Sun ard Moon.

Sun will rise today. ..... 4:+G a. n.
Sun will set today $40. 1926 p. IA
Noon will rise tonight. 1929 p. n
Mote. The above sun and moon
record is for Illinois and a pproxi
mates the time at Cairo within a few
minutes.l
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21

Advertisers value the Bulletin be.
cause Of its extraordinary pulling
power.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
HICKORY STOVE WOOD $3.50

Big load, stove size, delivered. Both
phones. Clark-Danforth Handle CO.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21

Want ads Ia the Bulletin are sure
result producers. Try one.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-07-21
LANeAN's for guilding Material.

Lumber, Paints. Oils. Glass. Hard
ware, Roofing. Japalac. Floor Wax. d.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-12-14

, . . = . . = . ~~>%
LITTLE LAUGHS
Q . o . . . . . . . y . . 4
The Prudent Congressman.

Say, doe said a congressman who
was about to be married, there's a
favor / would like to ask of you be-
fore this affair proceeds any further"
Anything | can do for you" replied
the preacher, Il Will be glad to do,
assure you"
It's matter that | have a certain
delicacy about mentioning, but l feel
that | would be running a big risk
and perhaps a fatal mistake if | let
it go. You see, I've had a good deal
OF experience in the business of franz
ing bills so that they wouldn't mean
what they appeared to mean. and it
seems to me there ought to be a
chance for something of that kind in
your line. Here's $50. | intend to
slip twenty to you when the bust.
ness is done. Now what | want to
ask you is. can't you manage to in.
sert joker in the service so that it
will not be binding If I happen to find
after a while that I'm not satisfied"
chicago RecOrd-Herald.