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New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
HARVARD HousE sooN no RE opENEn.

London, May 25-Harvard House. in Stratford-
on-Avon. the birthplace of John Harvard, which
was purchased last year by Edward Morris, of Chi
cago. has been renovated and fitted up as a mu-
scum and will soon be opened to the public. This
work being done under the direction of the trus-
tees, who include Sir Thomas Upton and Marie
Corelli
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
Irtu7lprk TS6I11 C-ribn1t&
WEDNESDAY. MAY 26. 1909.

This nerrspqper is o1cued end published by
The Tribune Association. NclC YORK. corpora
fton: office aud priRcipcl place Of business
Tribune Building. No. l54 -,aSsdu street Aelo
York: ogden Hills. president; Henry "
eGckett. secretary; James T. Barrett treasurer
The address Of the officers Is the office OF m|
.seScsDdper.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
RARTHoLpr INsPEcTs ELLIS ISLAND.

Among the visitors to Ellis Island yesterday was
Representative Richard Bartholdt. OF ST. Louis
Mr.. Bartholdt is a member of the Committee on
immigration. After thorough inspection of the
island, under the guidance OF Acting Commissioner
Murray, he expressed himself as well pleased
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
PROF. NewcoMs LEAVES HOSPITAL

Baltimore. May 25.-Professor Simon Newcomb
the astronomer and mathematician, who has been
at Johns Hopkins Hospital the last few weeks. left
Baltimore for his home to-day accompanied bv
his daughter.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
A JUNKET KILLED.
From The Utica Observer tDeml.

FROM Inc OtlCd ObSttNti NLISi'-'-
Among the appropriations which the Governor
did not approve was of $1,000 for the expenses
of the Governor. his stan and committees 1roin
both branches of the Legislature 10 VISIT the
doubt cause considerable disappointment among
members Of the Legislature who had framed up
the affair to the end that they might be chosen on
the committee II was expected TO be a great
iunket but 1t is fortunately knocked in the head
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

In expeIling from it's territory several Colon
bians who were conspiring against the Colo1n-
bian government the Republic of Panama sets
a good example to it's neighbors and commends
itself to the gratitude of the country of which 1t
was once part.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
INDIAN SCHOLAR IN BRONZE
Portrait of Dr. William Jones Ordered !"
American Museum of Natural HiS'eF

Edwin W Dcming. the Indian and an ll'i-'.- - Re
and sculptor has received a commission s~-a
American Museum of Natural History ior rsl
portrait bust OF the late DR. William jones'
known ethuologist- - tr
Dr. Jones was connected with the n'.l'- -ss ca
several years but at the time Of his de@'H - as
a collecting expedition i'm the Philippines f.
Field Museum of Natural History OL-0'
was killed by savages on March = ~ ustl
Or Jones was on terms Of personal ss-,ssa.
Mr. Demir= and his family. and was S,,.-iosgs
guest al the artists some and studio. II 'i'--'
Alley r,,ss IS
MIR Demius said yesterday that Dr. l-,5s 1o- 90
the first scholar to study the Algonquin -ssl,
the work he had done in that line va e-99Iisasi
importance than any one else had az ---+sssrnj
Born of n Saul mother and reared BY is ,.ls-r sni
grandmother. he acquired one Algonquin o+5srutss
gained an insight into Indian life nol
easily obtained. -. ~ Ir5isa
Mr. Daming who has been a student "a tssi
folklore and mythology for many years ,,s slss
Dr. Jones had helped him more IMAM -, rsgsnis
in gaining an Intimate knowledge .. Hs y
and mythology of the Algonquin lndla.-1 IS aDs'
derstood the Indian point of view. "li'0N wiz, Re -
Iutelv necessary for a study Of the per and hea
corded their myths in their own tohs"
translated them into English
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

Mr.. Culberson. leader of the Democratic
minority in the Senate, made speech last week
10 show his party colleagues how they should
vote on the various tariff schedules. On Mon
day he found nine Democrats voting with him
and sixteen with his rival Mr.. Bailey The
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
THE TAIN OF THE DAY.

In an article strongly supporting medical inspec-
ton and treatment of public school children The
Lancet says that pupils have become the prop
erty of the nation. and the nation has acquired
right to protect them from the carelessness or ig
norance of their parents" THE Lancet adds;
THE experience of Germany seems to lean to the
institution Of school clinics the most economi-
cal and convenient arrangement for securing the
medical attention that is required In towns and II
IS manifest that such clinics could be easily esiab-
1sbed in every large town, placed so TO be con-
venlentIv accessible from groups OF schools and
Differed by two three more Of the neighoor-
ing general practitioners with the aid. when neces-
sarv Of dentists and OF ophthalmic or aural spe-
cialsts whose visits might be made as frequently
as the needs ot the locality required. But the SER
vices OF all concerned must be paid for
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

That some of the money sent to the reheL u
sufferers from the Italian earthquake oL i"''
December was ''frittered away IS a cn01
brought by THE London Lancet II lne Sc
r,e,,t has anv foundation in fact. it doubtless
ann1,es 70 native administration. The work
done under the direction of the American com
r,,i++ao organize5 bv Ambassador Griscom, and
in accordance with President RooseveIt
scheme for new homes, was done with degree
OF energy and good Judgment which matcheo
the generosity of the people OF tne O"I''u
States.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

To make, by act of Congress- an hour some
times consist Of forty, sometimes of sixty ana
sometimes of eighty minutes would be enough
to make old Father Time throw UP his job
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

The rhinestone" which has been found III
Minnesota and has been put on exhibition III
Chicago is said to bear the date Of 1867 1la'
was before the fire" and explains why II mas
nothing TO say about the greatness OF the sIocA-
yards of the city by the lake
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
SERVING THE PEoPI.
GOOD JUDGMENT.

T IUIU TIC JIICtl f'TtSS.
In making these heavy cuts this spring Governor
Hughes has exercised exceptionally good judgme Mt.
The things cut out those that could he most
easily spared. though of necessity some OF them
are quite badly needed.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

The strike in Georgia is pretty troublesome 10
the government as 1t is, particularly IN 'he MAJ
ter of getting the mails carried Those elIleu
with imagination may picture what IL "oulu Oo
if all the striking railroad hands were eo'e'-
ment employees and if all the mall CLERKS "e"' VII
strila with them. with all the telegraph opera
tore foo after the fashion of the French Social
lists.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
NEED OF ECONOMY.
From The Rochester Post-Express.

There is a pressing need of economy in state
affairs. Governor Hughes does we'll 10 urge 1t,
and his VetOeS are to be commended His SusgeS-
ton that the departments make up their budgets in
advance of the legislative session is good one.
but ii would be better vet If the Governor and
heads of departments would confer and send in a
report showing where economies can be introduced.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
A GOOD MATHEMATICIAN.
From The BuffaIo Express.

From The Buffalo Express.
The Governor has shown himself To ne good
mathematician s well a good investigator. He
knows how subtract He has cut $+,iSS,S56 t6 out
of this years appropriation bill, and he has done
this without striking at a single object OF sUffi-
ciently wide Importance that any but the local
interests represented by various legislators VIII
know the difference.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
"oUTRAGEOUs BURDEN AVOIDED"

From The Troy Press (Dem).
An outrageous tax burden has been avoided sole
ly by the courage of the Governor I'm using the
veto pen in defiance Of his party.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

Hon. Champ Clark has had his troubles put ne
can congratulate himself that fate cldh lhS'0ii
him as shepherd of the Senate minority.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

A California professor mas invented "drunkless
whiskey." Perhaps one will want to drink
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

MISS NINA FLETcHER's CoNC-yguas yguas
Paris Nav - Miss Nina a., o1rcsft
vIolinist of Newton. Mass, gave nsi - shs Fs'
here this evening. and was wen reo--. -,c,u tsnof
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

More Ice packs off St Johns ana ProSpeI
Of an ice famine here! What eNaspei A''ie''
faulty distribution!
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
HUGHES BUDGET VETOEs.
REASONS

REASONS.
From The Troy Times.
Governor Hughes stiu has veto pen. And It
can give reasons.
SERVING THE PEOPLE.
From The Buffalo Commercial.
The Governor has done this work thoroughly as
he always does. and has more earned the
thanks of the people
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26
DADS HOMECOMING

Dad ; FtOMLDONI44NN-
Pa at last the hallway wins
In the dark
And instanter both his shins
He doth bark.
For the hatrack now, you see,
isn't where II used to be.
Pa his way doth slowly make;
Has 10 grope.
Steps upon a muShy cake.
Drat the soap,
Then we hear heavy fall
Followed by a plaintive call.
Ma a cleaning day has had.
Bless her heart.
But she failed To furnish dad
With Il chart
Fetch a light from overhead;
Let as pilot dad TO bed
L Iuulsyllle COurieT-JOurua
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

stuart NsStlnS n illb SG'4iI'l4b manic
g. IS and now much confidence II inspires! on
visiting or business card II recalls the high char
acter OF the great American and a romantic period
in the history of England. The name Charles
stafford. as Washiugtou's associate, while It may
not add strength OF dignity to the firm. looks we'll.
But Washington and Stafford only the as
sumed names OF Albert and Samuel SchIesinger.'
according to the Vienna "Neue Freie FTesse." and
they are now behind prison bars awaiting trial for
an inheritance swinde in which creduiuus Vienna
merchant became the victim to the extent OF 10000
kronen. An imaginary uncle who died in the West
Indies and II mythical fortune OF 75,0O0ooO kTonen
which he left in the Bank OF England the tools
with which the Schlesinser brothers operated
Father cat supper table)-Weu. johnny how did
you get along at school to-day?
Johnny-Iapa, my physiology book says cOnEer-
saton at meals should be Of a pleasant character.
Let's talk about something else-Chicago News
Professor Otto Nordenskjold. who has started
a trip TO North Greenland. is famous Arctic
and Antarctic explorer He born In Smaland.
Sweden. IN 1869. He is u nephew OF the famous
Baron Nordenskjold who made the northeast
passage around Europe and Asia IN 1S7S-'79. Pro
fessor Nordenskjold tried reach the South Pole in
1901 '03, and with his crew suffered extraordinary
hardships. Subsequently he lectured in the United
States on his adventures Untl a short time ago
he occupied the chair Of geography at Upsala Uni
versity, where he educated.
George Washington told lie"
law, that was easy: there wasn't no ball games
them days Houston Post.
In letter from Dresden an American speaks
OF the patriotic efforts OF the Germans to ex-
clude from their writing and conversation all
foreign words" and Of their inability to do
In one paper" he says. 'ln which an editorial
appears this subject I found also a list of
guests at a cottage sanatorium. a description of
n picture by Ludwig Dettmann entitled The
Picnic and OF another painting by Arthur Kampf.
Der Clown and article on the movement
against the Berliner Theatre with the headline
Das Boykottierte Theater'"
Wife-Oh, doctor, Benjamin seems to be wander
ing in his mind
Doctor (who knows Beujamin)-Don't trouble
about that; he can't 80 Christian Register.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

Mr.. and Mrs Bushrod r Bayne we're ann,
those who sailed for Europe yesterday.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

Mr.. and Mrs PferpOnt Davis. who were MARI,
I'm this city last week. have arrived in enor "a
are occupying Miss C1ementfna Furniss's vrI, :
Sunset avenue. They will remain there sbo-, .
fortnight Mrs. Davis was Miss Josephine Oqs-
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

NTr and Mrs John s. Barnes have closed -.
house. in East 18th street. and have taken nos..
sion Of Coldbrooke. their villa IN Lenor. n. =.
summer.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

Mr. and Mrs. William Pollock have arrived >.
their place in Pfttsdeld. Mass, where tbev -
spend the summer.
New-York tribune., 1909-05-26

! Mr.. and Mrs. J. sear1e Barclay. jr. ara :, =
for few days. and are staying at the HotsI vTol'
/ colt.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
MORE OR LESS RIGHT.

In a recent address TO medical stu
dents, Senator Depew said that "the
party with the greatest majority is
more right than the minority party"
That sounds almost as incontestable
as an axiom ia geometry. The corol-
larry is that the minority party 10 more
wrong than the party with the great.
est majority. So, when we sit up
election nights 20 see which party
succeeded in buying the most votes.
we discover by that wrong what is
right Thus. party lines are coin
cident with ethical distinctions. All
the most-right people are In the party
with the greatest majority. The not
so-right people are in the party with
the greatest minority. The very
wrong people are I'm the smaller par
ties. This, as noted above, is axio-
matte
But these distinctions are subject 70
change without notice. For instance.
prior TO the election OF 1892 Senator
Depew was more-right. After Cleve-
land was elected. he was not-so-right.
Then he became more-right again.
To multiply words Is unnecessary.
and might seem like unto individious
emulation.-Puck
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
ALMOST 4 DISTURBANCE.

The tail individual with the frayed
newspaper in his hand approached the
pudgy little man in the wilted collar.
My friend, you look intelligent
Tell me which is correct-fee or fy?'
The little man mopped of the pers-
piration and glared pitchforks. Jaw,
so on What do you think / know
about fieas and flies? Go 90 some
natural history museum, beau"
Pardon me. but you do not under
stand ] said fee OF fly"
Il know what you said. Do YOU
think / am an insect factory"
NO. no. my friend T."
Then what do you want to ask me
about fieas and flies for2"
i only thought that you could en-
Tighten me. You have an intelligent
face and"
AN intelligent face2 And that's
the reason 7 look like 7 study bugs.
eh? On your way before bat you on
the beak"
And then the pudgy little man
mopped his collar and wondered
whether the tall chap was a Iunatic.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Plavinn safe

Doctor" said the caller, I'm a vic
tim Of insomnia. Can YOU cure me p
Il cam replied the physician. But
before / take the case i want TO ash
you one question. Are you in bust
ness for yourself or do you work for
others?"
Il am employed as a clerk in q
grocery answ cred the patient
Then you'n have TO pay in ad
vance, said the 81 ID. I'm not doubt
ing your honesty. but after / get
through with you the chances are you
viii sleep so soundly youm lose your
job. Then you can't pay me-"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

no use OF talking" drawled the
freckled youth on the roadside fence
thar certainly is money In cattle
In the stock-raising business
young MANI" asked the tourist.
No. not exactly. but an automobile
ran over that spotted calf a few min
utes ago and the man with the bis
spectacles over his eyes got out and
handed me a s. note"
Five dollars? That's not so much
for a good-sized calf"
Yes, but mister. the calf wasn't
mine. Now. IL 7 can only stand in
front of another calf while he gets
run over III be right IN #. be gosh"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

What kind of silly game was that
you children were playing i'm the H.
brary?' reprimanded the observing
mother
Why do YOU call it a silly game
mamma asked the little boy.
"On account of what I heard You
were telling little sister that some
day she might be president. Don't you
think that IS silly talk?"
'Oh. no. mamma You don't under
stand We were playing a game called
woman suffrage"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Youth,s unrestraint

There are times" said the senti
mental old bachelor. when 1 once
more long Tor childhoods happy
days"
Same here" rejoined the matter.
ol-iact spinster. There are times
when I'd give as much as 30 cents to
be able TO hang on the front gate and
make faces at women 1 don't like, in
stead OF having 20 say: How do you
do, dear? I'm so glad 20 see you. DO
take of your wraps and make me a
nice. long visitt'"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

The dashing young captain saluteC
the idol OF his heart Fair one" d,
gushed. come Zee with me. ] have
the finest motor boat in the state"
The beautiful belle drew away with
frigid haughuness.
Never" she responded firmly
You are out of date. The handsome
lieutenant has asked me TO dy with
him He owns an aeroplane"
Thus we find that the modern Cupid
has taken to the aerial motor and the
smell of gasoline.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
THE SCHEME OF tire.

To laugh when a laugh would be cheer.
ing.
To caiainort whea comfort Is sought:
To retrasu from thc habit of sneering,
In werQa 60 DO jast what we ought;
To treat others thc way we'd De treated
All. this is the task that Is ours.
IL We fan. then. Gosfs plan Is defeated.
We've wasted the best OF our powers.
Not 70 laugh when a brother Is crying.
nor frown when neighbor may smile;
10 encourage when some one Is trying
Yes. this Is tfe duty worth while.
To be kind and a. be- sympathetic.
To oe brave In the heat OF the strife
And never 20 grow apathctic-
In a word. live "a woli-balanced life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Same Old VINTAGE.

New Arrival-How are the summer
girls down at this resort, old man
Amy new ones?
Landlord-No, the same peaches
that were here in 81.
New Arrival-'97? Great Scotti
They must be preserved peaches by
this time
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
TIE HYPocsITE.

Now mamma raScs
Her wardrobe Ger
Preparing 90
start for the shore,
And. lowering
About her. dad
Tries not % took
Too dogEoned glad.
For fear she might
Not go az all
And sundry games
or draw and call
Would be postponed
For yet awhile.
And so he puts
Grief IA his smile
And frowns. though he'd
Like. truth TO tell.
To kick the pictures
Down and yen.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

why do you call your story The
Thieves Romance%"
Because it is all about stealing"
"How2"
Wei, the story OF the romance
goes this way: she stole a look. then
he stole kiss Next they had stolen
meetings. they stole a march on their
friends. anG both stole away"
Il suppose the next thing they viii
be stealing back"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
More Work

Stubb-What's the trouble. old
chap? You look angry enough to
fight
Penn-Oh, I'm sizzling. 1t took me
an hour to button up my wifes waist
In the back and then told her 8
Joke and she laughed so much the
buttons all flew open. What's the
use In telling a woman a Joke. any.
how?
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

Jack-Wen, there is one thing I can
say-a man never wastes an the time
woman does putting on his hat
Jeanctte-Oh. 1 don't know. Did you
ever notice man putting on his hat
in the vestibule while ne bids his
hancec good night?" Sometimes he
takes an hour.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Not the Same

Here we have a lot ol unreadabIe
junk from that Washington man we
took on your recommendation that he
was an excellent correspondent"
Il never said anything about his
ability"
Indeed you did,"
Indeed, ] didn't Am told you was
that the Washington man was a cap
ital correspondent"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

ihed In a way of which he had no
thought
The horsemen OF the guard given
Paul by the Roman governor con
tinued their journey 20 Cesarea. de
ivering Paul into the custody of Gov
ernor Felix. who kept him in some
part OF the palace.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
The Humorous crina

I suppose 1t is pretty hard to orig
mate anything in the way of a Joke. IS
Yes" admitted the press humorist.
about the best we can do is TO put an
old anecdote into a new style OF dia.
lect"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

win your daughter and her hus
band live with YOU when they return
from their wedding Journey"
I'm not quite sure about IT, From
the way Sadie talked II seems likely
that she and her husband will at once
take possession OF our home and let
us live with them as long as they can
find II convenient"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
The Youthful View.

Come, my dear boy give some OF
your pennies for the poor little heath
ems In Africa"
wish was a poor little heathenl
They've got lots OF fun watchin'
Roosevelt shoot lions"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Friendly Verdict.

Say" queried the indignant artist
after he had gone over the entire art
exhibition, why didn't the committee
hang my canvass"
Il believe" replied the man in
charge, they decided that hanging
was too good for IT,"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Her Tenaue Wouldn,t Sir.

Vera-Oh, Jack, let's stop. don't
want to go any higher.
Jaek-But you won't be able to say
you've been to the top.
Vera-Oh, yes. ] shan.-Pathfnde
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Another Definition

Little Willie-Say. pa, what is a
genius?
PA genius. my son. is a person
whom nature let's in on the ground
moor. but whom circumstances force
90 live in an attic
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
The Local Exners

Summer Boarder Gust arrived from
Boston)-What are six best sellers in
this locality?
Farmer Stubblegrass-Tha depends
on whether you want 10 store Der.
taters or cider in em.-Puck
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
A Difference.

A young woman from Denver has
been staying on a ranch up in Lari-
mer county for a few weeks. Seeing
some calves running across a pasture
she exclaimed: "Ohl what pretty
cowlets.' The farmer answered:
Yes. miss. they are pretty. but them's
bullets"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
True 70 Prlnelnle.

Why don't you want the singer
who was so highly recommended for
your concerto"
Because. sir, her advertisements
said she had such liquid tones, and
this is dry town. sir"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09

Il can't imagine what IS the matter
with my daughter" said the anxious
mother "She mopes around all day.
and seems TO be eating her heart
out"
Eating her heart out. eh?" inter
rupted the doctor. II that's the case.
she evidently has indigestion"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Sold TOO Soon

Eve made Adam give up Eden for
an apple, didn't she?"
she was easy; she would expect
him to mortgage IL and get an auto.
mobile for IL If they were alive 10.
day"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Didn't Go Near m. uu....

Have you caught a cold. dear?"
Just a little cold. mamma"
Have you got your feet wet lately.
my child?"
Why, ! got one just a wee bit wet
when In my bathing suit. the other
day, mamma. Workers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
a Baseball Query.

Hyker-Have you heard the results
OF the baseball game to-day?
Pyker--Yes.
Hyker-Which won--the home team
or the umpiref
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
Dlseouranlnr.

Mifkins-I understand your daugh-
ter is learning TO play the piano.
Blfkins-Then your understanding
must be better than mine. II sounds
more like work than play.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
What He Missed.

Miss Peachley-Do you believe in
coeducation, Mr.. Higgins?
Mr.. Huggins-Indeed | do. ] shall
never forgive myself for neglecting to
take a postgraduate course at Vassar.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1909-10-09
The Reason.

It's said the bustle's coming back.
But we WON'T talk OF II, alack:
We think a. wrong 10 talk OF things
a woman wears behind her back.