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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

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noshers: Deserved or not. Americas
osa viii take oil rsnashs e6uQns
to them or 1t them frou K,inoi-<
other women with Q show Of eAlVG y
ssd make hs best Of them.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

The Pullman Sleeping Car con.
pany has Just eomnsseed the q.
psaditurs Of ss.ooo.ooo on IL plant.
No. dear Traveller. you didnv pay
quite oil Of this at once.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

4. Fordycs. OF Fort Klamath is
vseo01oS - he American Hotel.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22
YLAMATH FALLS. SATURDAY. MAY 81 1909.

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-22

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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15

- HoWING a type Of the English
u suburban home. Il IS constructed in
"a part Of brick and stone and a con.
a. siderable portion OF the exterior an
ished with shingles and stained c.
ment could be used 10 a good advantage
on the exterior. but in this design II was
intended TO use shingles. The house Is
covered with a low. spreading gambril
roof, with two gables In the front. a wide
piazza entrance and an open terrace con-
tinued in front OF the living-room and
connecting with a covered piazza at the
side Of same. This house IS planned on a
liberal scale, with large and ample-sized
rooms, arranged for comfort and convent
ence. The central veBtibule entrance
opens into a hall IA feet wide. with wide
sliding doors opening on each side tbe
left hand opening into a large Hvlng.room
that IS 20 by "a feet and sliding doors
opening on the right into the dininr.room
10 by 20 feet. The main staircase leads
out OF the rear Of the main hall. and at
the left OF the same are wide sliding doors
opening into a billiard-roOm, 20 bv Oh
feet, this room being one story IN heirbt
The living-room connects with the billiard
room through a den that is u BY IA feet
At the right-hand side and front Of dining.
room is a conservatory u by - feet, maj
ing a beautiful place for plants, with
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
Mr.. Good Fello1U on the Con1muter.

up at six TO make his car. He blows
and DULLES about the glorious sunsets and
the cool breezes IN the evening. after his
days work Is done-but, take It from
me, 30, he never mentions the fact that
the alleged trolley line doesn't land him
at his rural dOmicile untn just as the
shades Of night are falling and all he
can see from the front veranda is the
same kind OF darkness we have here in
the city.
"Bliggins has also developed the what
time-is-itT habit Watch him OF an after
noon when it's getting near closingup
time. What is he thinking about? Catch
ing his car, 70 be surel Many a day be
misses It, and has a sweet old wait OF an
hour for the next one. That's all right,
though, argues Bliggins, # gives him an
extra appetite. and there you are!
But the worst thing about this COM
muting business, Bo. is the bundles
Since Blggins has been out there, be
hasn't gone home single evening with
nothing but his evening paper IN his
hands. He Tugs out everything from
hairpins for his wife TO the family wash.
And from a baseball bat for his 10
year-old TO a case OF beer for himself.
This evening, though. It was just about
the limit
II had been out Of the Office for a few
minutes and was walking along when
Bliggins came beatln' by for fair. I asked
him 70 come IN and have a drink before
setting out for the pastoral fields But he
couldn't see II. Would miss his car. Had
an errand to do first and would have TO
hustle TO catch It. Sorry. and all that.
you know, but he Just had TO bring out
some sweet corn and tomatoes. Had
promised his landlady be woodland she
was waiting 2 them for dinnerg'
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15

her coffee. and Joined her gleeful Homer
dear.
"Ah!" breathed Mr.. J.. rapturousIy.
Just smell that air. It's almost too
good to be true. isn't It. dearT''
1t certainly" began Mrs. Just
wed
4 have IT. interrupted Mr.. J.. ex-
citedly. Il have Il. Wen get Smith
Brown and bis wife and 80 up the board
walk.'
Mrs. Justwed looked up in surprise.
Why. Homer" she questioned. Il don't
see anything unusually exciting IN that
We stroll up the boardwalk almost every
evening"
Il know! I knowt" continued Mr.. J.
But this will be different! Wen 90
on a regular jnmboree Cut loose a bit.
you know! Enter into the real spirit VI
the thing Regular Bobemiaus-and all
that sort OF thingl"
"Oh, see" gasped Mrs Justwed
Yes thatll be just the thing. We've
gotten sort Of waterlogged hanging around
the hotel ever since we've been here
Wen just start out with a brush AMI
change the color Of everything that isn't
red"
Don't you think you'd better leave
the women behindT' suggested Mrs. j..
with some anxiety.
Homer-dear threw back his head and
reared.
You dear silly little goose he
laughed, nothing ike that, This isn't
going to be roughhouse that ends in the
police court. Perfectly proper for ladies
10 be present. / assure you. my dear
blossom. Just little venture IN the un-
conventional, you see. yet ourselves OBJ
serving the conventionalities Nothing
wild, nothing woOlly, nothing er-er-
A.
Il don't know so much about that, 0
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15

2 may be hot In town all right, with
the Turkish bath places not having
Inything on the out-of-doors,' re-
marked Mr.. A. Good Fellow. but
just tell you there are a few other
things to consider besides the heat.
Now I happen TO have q friend. Big
gins. you know, who thinks he's got
strangle-hold on side-stepping this heat
thing and giving It the merry ha ha. But
he hasn't. It's got him locoed for fair!
What does this wise guy friend Of mine
do, Boz why, he hikes out along one Of
the roads leading out OF the city and
picks out a dilapidated old farmhouse
that is trying its best 70 live up TO the
trolley poles that stand where the corn
used to wave and nod in the evening
breeze.
after n few hours OF preliminaries, dur
ing which Bllggins arranged nothing and
the garrulous old landlady everything her
own way. Bliggins became that most pitt
able Of all pitiable things on the face Of
the earth-a commuJer. Yes, SIR, be HE'D
himself straight down to the Offices Of the
alleged trolley line-that runs its cars
when the motorman feels so Inclined
and plunks down $3.50 for a commuta-
ton book. He moved out with his fam
fly IN the middle OF the month, but that
didn't go one-two-three with the COM
pany. Bliggins had to pay for the whole
Communication book,
Now old Bllg proceeds to beat It IN and
out each day, throwing a large front as to
how much be Lkes II and what good
thing be has on the other chaps at the
oflce WHO have 20 stay IN the city and
5welter OF an evening. Bliggins is always
On time for work In the morning-but he
keeps mighty mum about having to get
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15

take them into the conspiracy. In n
few minutes the quartet was strolling
along the BOarwalk, lost IN the restless,
surging throng
Homer-dear led the way straight 20 Il
well-kuown cafe. where cooling beverages
were served under the artificial shade
OF pade-in-New-York sheltering palms.
Then he steered them into a few OF the
sideshows, jollying everyone with
debonalr recklessness that Mrs. Justwed
didn't know was really IN him.
Flying hither and thither In the van.
Homer-dear managed 10 make himself
noticed OF oil around him His good
humor was contagious. be "kidded" the
girls who made and served the ice-creain
cones. mixed popcorn balls with hot-dos
sandwiches and tossed handfuls Of salt
water tady 10 whoever would try to
catch It,
And the girls2 There wasn't one who
passed with a friendly smile without re-
celying a dozen in return-from both
Homer and Smith-Brown.
All In the game. you see! explained
Mr.. j.. everything goes! Everybody
happy, Everybody gay. When you're in
Rome. you know. do as the Romans dO!'
To all OF which Mrs. Justwed said
nothing.
Indeed. she might Just as well have
Lot been present, It seemed. But she
was thinking
SO was Mrs. Smith Brown.
When two women get their heads to-
gether, mere man had better sit up and
take notice. But when two women drop
back a bit from the others and talk II
over-as Mrs. Justwed and Mrs Smith
Brown did-then mere men had best
HE themselves 20 the tall timbers
Homer-dear had just tossed his last
piece Of tafy TO buxom blonde, who
did not appear over-anXious to catch it
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
Hats for the Outing.

=" ITH the planning Of the vacation
N trip the hats are one OF the main
w things to be considered, and for
the average outing there must be an in
expensive little chapeau OF simple lines,
which one can wear for morning walks
and excursions. The hat should be very
simple for ordinary wear. yet Il must be
becoming. Ii need not be trimmed with
flowers, as the sun soon fades these and
they are pretty a short time only.
The uncurled ostrich tips have been IA
Yorites for some time and are very pretty.
The black hat is always a very safe in
vestment, as II can be worn both at day
and at night Pretty touches Of color are
very often added TO the black hats for
those who think the alone black IS too
somber. 4 very pretty model Is shown
with facing Of pale-pink basket-straw
and adorned with loops OF black velvet,
which are draped around the crown. I'm
ished with a nat bow and two ostrich
feathers at the left side. One Of the
lates- Of the small hats Is fashioned with
a high crown and curled brim. Ii is OF
the oatmeal-colored straw. Pink roses
and foliage furnish the trimming
One Of the most charming hats for aft
ernoon wear Is Of moderate size. the brim
inclined with n downward curve, giving
a pretty effect 20 the wearer. II is
formed OF mole gray straw and the under
brim has pale blue silk. Encircling the
brim Is a wreath OF pink roses and foliage.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
ObeSummer Resort Snob

people with long and egotisticaI accounts
OF her family history, the elegance OF
her teas the past season. the fashionables
with whom She rubs elbows on the high
est pinnacle Of social success. and the
magnificent homes to which she has the
entire.
Impressed herself by such an array Of
social facts. she believes firmly that
others cannot help but be impressed. She
judges people not By what they them
selves are, but by what they are socially
And she does not hesitate TO ask them
frankly just who they are and who they
know. She not infrequeutIy goes so far
as 10 write 70 one or more Of her own
friends and ask II they can tell her any
thing about the social standing Of the
people in question The occupations OF
the male members Of the family con-
cerned are OF vast interest % her II
they are IN trade-retail trade-hOpelessl
II they have professions or are quite
wealthy then she Is willing 10 give them
that and cOntne her speculations 70 the
identity and social position OF theiz
friends. But she never loses an oppor-
tunity 10 boast Of her own attachments
along the line that she considers the
most important IN life.
The truly welLbred woman or unques.
uOnable social position IS the last one
IN the world 70 speak OF Il. II she meets
people with whom she does not care 10
associate, she quietly and cOurteousIy
steers clear Of them. She does not snub
them Nor does she try 10 impress them
with her own importance. But not so
With the woman who makes d household
god OF social position and enshrines II In
her heart and on her hearth IN nine out
OF ten cases the reason why she worships
society Is because she herself IS not
or T. She is parasite socially, and
fool generally
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
Latest Fashions for Men.

gloves with the backs embroidered IN
o-ack silk, and pOinted-tCe pumps are
not considered correct FOR tie we'll
dressed man. Simplicity is the prevailing
note.
But the first thing TO consider in the
warm months IS comfort. and the man
VINO can dress with some style and vet
oe comfortable Is a man TO be envied.
wen cut clothing. spotIess linen and
ALee-IenEin underwear are comfortable
ana sensible. one Of the correct models
Tor Jhe summer and autumn wear Us the
oouole-Dreasted flannel suit. the Jacket
oelns cut wide and stitched along the
cages, cuffs and pockets. The Iapels are
very broad. well rolled ana overlapulnr
During the summer the tendency toward
clothes Is s0ftness and lightness. The
jacket fronts are unlined and unstifrened
in order that they may hang naturally
and gracefully when the coat IS buttOned.
The steam laundries and machine ironing
should be avoided, rs even the best col
lars and shirts cannot stand this treat
ment. The linen must be washed by
hand, and the domestic hnish means a
lusreless finish on ali linen.
Knitted fOurin-hands are much in favor.
The best Of these are in pure silk and
chosen TO conform with the shirt. The
summer yachrSmen wear blue serge
coats and flannel trousers, turned ND az
the bottoms, rubber-soled white shoes,
white Isle hose and white shirt With at
tached soft collar. The cap is Of the old
style, with the Initial or the emblem OF
the club embroidered on its front
The golfer is now wearing flannel
trousers, with a cuh at the bottom.
White ducks are worn very little on the
links, as are also Knockers. The half-
sleeve shirts are very comfortable and
are much worn stocks are very rarely
worn. being too hot and stuffy. The golf
shoes are cut very low and are made Of
black CalfskiL n tan. The hObnails OF
rubber disks. worn. to give the player a
frmer hold IN playing, are purchased
separately and are then fastened TO the
shoes. There are certain rules which man
must observe for the sake OF convention,
but beyond this he may follow dis own
taste and judgment in the matter OF dress
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
Sunshine and the Hair.

1T IS almost impossible 10 persuade
most girls not to 20 bareheaded IN the
] sun. and for this reason the hair Is
very often injured The eject Of the sun
on the hair Is just about the same as
using a too hot curling Iron. causing the
hair 10 become crisp and dry. The con
slant exposure TO the sun causes the
hair to lose the life and polish that II
formerly had
The only thing 70 prevent this condi-
ton is 10 wear a hat. a large straw
one being the best for the purpose. These
hats are not expensive and they Will
save the hair from losing the nOuriSh-
Ing oils and from the starving OF the
follicleS. For hair which has already
been injured by the sun II is best 10
procure some n0urishiug tonic II this
is not done, light-brOwn hair viii be-
come sOiled yellow In spots, black locks
viii become rusty. while the natural
blond tresses take on the color and look
Of ash.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
English Pensions.

n He largest annual pension in the
world is paid TO the Duke Of Rich
~ mond, OF England. who receives
$4,000. This pension Is also perpetual
and passes from father TO son. 1t was
granted over 800 years ago Taking the
annual payment on account Of pensions
at the present time, Earl Nelson has the
largest outside the royal annuities. receiv-
ing $4,000 per year, payable in perpetui-
ty to all and every one OF the heirs to
whom the title Of Earl Nelson shall de-
scend. The Duke OF Wellingtons an
nual pension is $4,000 a year for life.
Lord Rodney's pension is like that OF
Earl Nelson, perpetual The amount Of
the royal annuities, excluding that Of the
Kings grant, which Is S1925,OOO, IS
SS65,OO0. The pensions for naval and
military services amount TO SI3s 500; 20
litical and civil, SG6.430; judicial $685.
J25. The largest pension on retiring from
Office is $4,000 given to the retiring
chancellors. This is alSa an annual
pension.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
Wear Two Pair.

n he stocking probably never before
took such part in woman's toilet
- as 1t has this season, and one Of
the latest effects IS the wearing OF two
pair, one over the other. in order to pro-
duce the fashionable changing effect The
stockings are Of the very sheerest and
cObwebby kind. OF course, and the under
pair IS usually OF a brighter color than
the other. One Of the favorite combina-
lions Is that OF bronze over yellow. The
effect Is Ike that produced IN the mixing
OF oil paints. Green and blue give a pea
cock effect. and black over green Is very
pretty, with q green parasol and a black
dress showing green touches.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
Keeping the Children Cool

for drinking The intense cold taken into
the stomach Injuries the digestion and
very often causes serious illness, and such
an illness I'm the hot months is dangerous
With the sponge bath the system may
absorb all the water that Is needed and
there can be no fear OF bad result. OF
course, the child must have water during
the day, but 1t must not be too cold.
At bedtime, often when the child is very
warm, full bath can be given, and the
water should be like that used IN the
other baths, neither cold nor warm, but
about blood heat. A rub with alcohol.
diluted about 80 per cent, will prove
very soothing and the little ones can al
most be depended on to sleep quietly
until sunrise.
II the prlckly heat has already at
tackled the child one OF the best powders
IS TO use half talcum and half bicarbonate
Of soda. This powder should be sprinkled
over the parts affected freely during the
days and at bedtime.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15

wAA OTHERS. especially when they
ERN reside 30 the city. have great
difficulty 10 the summer in keep
ing their children cool. Outdoor
play is oftentimes not enough
n keet, the lads and lassies COOL, and
the pricliy heat is one Of their worst
enemies during the very hot months, Inc
mother must remember also mat tne
nrickly heat does very little harm Win
the exception of causing a great deal OF
worry.
Many little children suffer most from
the lat around their necks on their
chests and very often on their upper
uus. why these special places should be
MARKED by the rash is unknown and hard
70 determine The little girl who has
long hair can often be prevented from
having the rash on her neck by Fastening
her hair well up on the head 50 theV
the breeze may be cool and sooIhlus
the skin. With a single hair pin OF
simple twist OF a hair ribbon the nttle
knot NAV be fastened. 1t does not make
the little girl look so pretty, but that Is
little when compared 10 her comfort III
the sweltering sun.
With the approach OF warm weather
the clothing Of the children shoula DC
decreased gradually, so that Wheh inc
very hog months come the child Will nave
discarded all unnecessary things 40"
ian the little girl or boy be cool IN
long stockings or many pettcoatSt An9
s almost impossible, and how much more
lensible are the rOmpers for ooth Ooys
and girls. A few years ago one was con-
tent with having the children wear ohiy
be twO-piece garment and the rect OSIe-
But with the changing OF the styles Iot
grown-ups they have also changed iO'
the tots inasmuch as they must some
times look pretty In spite OF their laeA
OF comfort.
In the winter, rompers are worn over
other clothing, but IN summer all super
nulties should be discarded as decidedly
useless. shirt, under waist and drawers
are sufficient in the house. The latest OF
the romper styles is very pretty. having
the round or square Dutch collars and
elbow sleeves, although some mothers,
forgetting the warm blood Of the young
sters. prefer high necks and long sleeves.
One OF the greatest aids TO children
IN the summer IS the sponge bath. With
a little water the discomfort Of the heat
may be forgotten for many hours. The
water should be neither cold nor hot, but
lust about the heat OF the blood. Then
the child should be thoroughly sponged
with a good soft sponge. and in case
the weather is very warm this sponging
operation should not be violent. A
sponge. wet with cool water and held
to the back OF the neck Of the child. is
very beneficial. cooling the blood almost
instantly. II also soothes the nerves, es-
pecially after play.
1t Is a good idea 10 give the child two
OF these baths during the day. ban
should be placed on fee water. however,
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they pretended not 10.
"Oh, you kidtr the Fat man IN the
Panama called 70 Mrs J. Just as Homer
dear touched her on the shoulder
Both women were SGrprised and en-
barrassed-at least they appeared to be-
Well exclaimed both husbands.
''WeIIy' retorted both wives.
did th-that fellow insult your blus-
tered Mr.. J.
Which one Of them spoke TO your
stormed Smith Brown.
Mrs J. managed TO suppress her laugh
ter long enough % suggest:
Everything goes, you knowi Now
don't get mad, We were Just trying a
little bit OF the Roman doings. you see.
What's sauce for the goose Is sauce for
the g-gander. Ha. ha. Oh my. oh my,
how funny you do look. Homerr'
Ugh. grunted Homer.
Ugh" grunced Smith Brown.
Come on Let's 20 home." growled
both Of them
And at II 80 that evening-long after
Mrs. ]. had retired with exhaustion from
an over-lndulgence In mirth-Homer-dear
was down on the beach talking TO the
waves with pebbles in his mouth 70 keep
from stammering while giving voice 10
bis rage and chagrin.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-08-15
ole Justweds on the Boardwalk.

objected Mrs. Justwed, mildly; Il think
1t would be wiser"
wise, wiser, wisest" exclaimed Mr..
j., sardonically. There are no such
words as those in the English language
tonight! What's the matter with you,
Blossom: can't you De a SPORTY
Mrs. Us quick, upward glance OF face
tiOus resentment must have been lost on
Homer-dear, for he continued:
Wen take in every sideshow along
the Boardwalk to Their back yards.
Wen poke our noses inside OF every
cafe, and see how far out into the ocean
every last bloOmin pier on the place
goes! Wen be in the crowd and Of the
crowd, and mind you. everything goes!
Everything goes-for we're all good fell
lows tOgethCr.
After which spOrtive effusion, Mr.. J.
fastened 70 find the Smith-Browns and