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Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
Home Bull, In Silence.

Like Solomon's temple, the resi- depce of Samuel Andrews of Bloms burg. Pa, was built in silence. An drews is deaf mute, and every stroke of work on his house, from laying the foundation to installing the plumbing. has been done by mutes. friends of Andrews. who live elsewhere in the state
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
elrthplace of veaetabIes.

Turnips and radishes came origin. ally from central Europe. The beet root and the beet, which have been greatly improved by cultivation, are considered as the same species by botanists. The beet, only the stalk of which is eaten, grows wild in the Mediterranean. Persia ana Babylonia
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
r.a. rara .n Imanlns

The electric furnace is capable Of attaining heat of 7,200 degrees. This is fearful temperature. and win melt almost everything solid knowh to man. In comparison with this heat red-hot iron bar would be called cold.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
Very Effective.

Something more than quiet huDoF Is iD this paragraph. printed at ths end of the program Issued by cer- tain fhsater that shall bs nsmsbess:
 Any old ladies afraid of taking eoa1 may keep on their hats oy honneta.s
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
St Oakland:
A NoueI compIIment.

His wig blew of and was captured and returned by = nice young lafs. to whom the gentleman acknowledged ms obligation with; "A thousand thanks, my dear. You are by far tbs most successful hair restOre- ever tried"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
ecosish larouaoe suUrem..

TSere are now over 250.000 words h the English language acknowledged Sy t3e best authorities, or about 70,000 more than in the German, French, Spanish and Italian languages com bined.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
Iono Arm of Enterorsse.

There will soon be not an inch of land unexploited from the poles to the equator. but the world will, never thcless, remain the wide world as of yore for merchants and capitalists. Tho will be tts only possible eelonists m the fut'gre
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
rrief and to th. Point.

There is no superfiuous verbiags in the note which tradesman sent to a dilatory creditor: Sir. the inclosed is 2 bill. If you pay it. you will oblige me. If you don't, I shall oblige you
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
Perhaps.

Perhaps a vife's tenderness with . porthless husband is governed by the same instinct which makes her proud of anything she gets at bargain coun- ter.--Atchison Globe.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
euanaIuatc'. silver.

The ssste of GuanaJusto. Mex., has produced silver worth $5l. 1000. 0.0oO. .ooc- Mexican. during the last three and 2 half centuries
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
ssiees.

Little MarEis vas trying ts ssw. Mamma" she complained. -thia needle must be asleep. just czns get the thread in its eye at all.-
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
s.eur. In Her Ps.,tIon.

When q woman wears becoming gown it is easy enough Cor her to be- I;eye that ste doesn't care much about clothes.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
BISBEE HOOTERS ARE NOT DISCOURAGED
Bisbee fans are not discouraged by the defeat of the locals at Douglas Saturday and Sunday.
 Are we downhearted? No," Who won the game" "The umpire!' Who's he?"
 Mcintosh"

Three cheers for Woods."
 With the above cries on a bunch of weli-oiled tongues, a number of Bis bee rooters who attended the ball game at Douglas clambered from the special about o'clock Sunday night, lined up at the depot platform and proceeded to let the whole town know that there were no sore spots because of the beatings Any Wilson's Teddy Bears received in the two con tests.
 About fifty fans congregated on the platform, and as they began to yell a number of those who had stayed at home came running over, thinking that Bisbee had won. When the yell ing was finished, though, and matters were explained, the home crowd all agreed that the rooters had a license to cheer.
 Concerted roofing on that order, when the team Is down, is something that Bisbee har not experienced here tofore, but now even pessimists must give the town credit for possessing a bunch of fans that will stick to the team when they lose.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
At San Francisco:

San Francisco =. ......7 10 2 Sacramento b.. .-.2 D ]
 Durham and Terry; Fitzgerald and Lalongc.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30

Koestner and Orendorff; Hit and Brown.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-09-30
Coast.

At Los Angeles:
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
Wanted Manic RunSenate Restaurant

well as light, heat, power and fuel.
But still 1t seems that everybody
who has been asked about it looks
askance at the palatial quarters and
then at the busy restaurant over in
the capitol building, thinks Of the live
ly little automobiles that take people
away from the office building through
the intervening space by the subway,
wishes the palatial quarters were on
broadway, or even Pennsylvania ave-
nue., and sadly shakes his head.
mo money in It," say they all.
Now, the question is, will the SEN
ate decide to go into the luncheon
business itself? 1t looks as II it will
come either to that or allowing the
fine dining rooms and kitchens to go
to waste entirely. A new committee
might have to be created to run them,
or else they could be handed over to
the committee on public health and
national quarantine, on irrigation or
some other similar committee that
stands around and looks pleasant to
the folks out home, but never does a
stroke OF work of any kind whatever
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

WI ASHINGTON.---Frank H. Hitch.
w cock, postmaster general, is the
sartorial masterpiece OF this admins
tration. No statistics have been com.
piled on the number of clothes Mr..
Hitchcock owns. Lost in admiring
contemplation of their refined yet
fetching splendor, few have been able
to recall themselves to the mere
mathematical aspects of the splendid
procession of variegated vestments.
Mr.. Hitchcock is one of those men
who wear their clothes well. He Is
particular that they be newly pressed
and carefully busted. He will stop in
the midst OF the most serious confer
ence to draw mp the port compartment
OF his trousers in, u avoidance OF a
menacing bag at the knee, adjusting
1t In the exact position to obyiate the
bag at the knee, and yet to prevent
any unseemly wrinkling at the thigh.
Thus elevated, the Hitchcock trouser
invariably displays modest segment
Of hosiery never known to depart from
the rule that correctly tailored
mans hose must match his necktie.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

VIZ ILLIAM ALDEN SMITH of
w Michigan appeared in the police
court the other day In Washington as
a police lawyer. defended colored
man accused of disorderly conduct,
got him acquitted after an. hours trial
and went away with his client before
the court or any of the attendants
learned, that the uE!tnown yonng law
yer was a United States senator.
Then Judge Kimball, who had been
short and sharp In his treatment OF the
strange lawyer. almost fell on the
bench.
When the senator and negro ap-
peared together in court Judge Kim.
ball demanded.
rs this defendant represented?"
y am hare to represent him" said
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
Senator, Unknown, Defends "a Negro

Senator Smith. medestly, rising.
Neither the court nor anybody else
In particular, knew him.
Name. Rlease2a demanded the
court. ;.-s'r
"W. A. Smith," replied the cenator.
Admitted to the bar, are your"
Eyes, your honor"
The court grumbled and finally
started the trial. Smith took charge.
calling up his witnesses, OF whom he
had a number. ~ ut-t ,r,7
Lawyer W. A. Smith, when the case
was all In, made a. little speech. and
the court acquitted the man. Smith
and the client: left, and Just then a
newspaper man who had wandered In,
conveyed to the court the information
that the lawyer was Senator Smith,
The court recovered in time to take
the next case, but there wasf some
slight excitement over the discov.
cry.
Senator Smith. meanwhile. is in.
teresting himself in the methods OF
the Washington police. and some even
more interestlpg developments age
PROMISED $1,000 80
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
Twelve Articles That Pay Most Tariff

000, 900; raw wool, $16,500,000; spirits,
wines and malt liquors. $1e,000.00;
manufactures of iron and steel, $12..
100000; earthen and china ware, 49,
100000; chemicals, drugs and dyes,
$7,500,000, and fruits and nuts, ST.
100000.
The total amount paid by these 10
classes Of articles in 1907 was $780,.
100000, which was three-fourths of
the 1929. 100000, of tariff duties col.
lected in that year. F''
Further figures prepared by the 'bu.
reau Of statistics show that the share
which customs duties have borne in
producing 1.-the revenues of the country
has varied with varying conditions,
principally depending on. changes from
time to time in internal revenue laws.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
Hitchcock Is SartoriaI Masterpiece

Mr.. Hitchcock is plainly the original
man for whom the tall, shimmery silk.
en- tile was invented. 1t has long been
contended by scientifically inclined
persons that there must have been an
original excuse for inventing that
awful production of headgear. There
must have been man on whom It
looked good, comfortable and home
like. That man has been discovered.
He is now postmaster general.
The F street tailors are said to
study Mr.. Hitchcock with great care,
in order to know just what is correct
recherche, they call ii The man
who makes the Hitchcock clothes
would be assured fortune II he were
allowed to advertise the fact! There
are sacks, frocks, getaways, long and
short; tweeds, plaids, broadcloths,
worsteds; but all are In up:to-the.
minute fashions, with Just O. touch OF
the distinguished, sometimes even Of
the daring, to force attention which
must always be tinctured with ad.
miratloh. Shoes always. are selected
to match the rest of the outfit.
George Won L. Meyer, secretary Of
the navy, has his clothes made In Eng.
land, while It is avouched that Mr..
Hitchcock's are all of domestic produc.
ton. The secretary of the navy is a
splehdidly tailored person; but in the
competition between him ard the post
Office department the American tailors
win in walk.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

THE senate has got itself into a
i most embarrassing fix. 1t has
constructed in its handsome new $4,-
100000 office building at Washington,
the finest and most complete kitchen,
or series of kitchens. anywhere to
be found. 1t has also furnished beau
dful marble dining rooms. And now
not a soul can be found who will think
for minute Of running them and fur
nishing grub to the hungry, senators
and their clerks even at nice high
prices.
This is passing strange, too, for all
the, kitchens and dining rooms, with
furniture SO complete and SO convent
emit that cook and waiter scarcely
haye to do anything. are all free, as
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
A CURE FOR FITS.
The Treatment lie to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Strus-
Cling to Attain for Centuries.

The intense interest that has been mani
tested throughout the country by the won
derful cures. that are being accomplished
daily by epilepticide still continues. 1t is
really surprising the vast number of peo-
pie. who have already been cured of fits
and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have a chance to test the medicine,
large trial bottles. valuable literature, His.
tory of Epilepsy and testimonials, will be
sent by mail absolutely free to all who
write to the DR.. May Laboratory, 548
Pearl Street. New York City.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
An Error.

He had dined exceedingly we'll and
was standing in the hotel lobby, hat
less, and looking exactly as If he were
quite at homo there. 1t was no won
der that the hotel guest walked up to
him and inquired imperiously:
Where's the news stand?"
Dunno" '..
The guest glared.
"I'll report you for insolence," he
Kissed.
"Huh?" inquired he who had dined
we'll. "R'port m'?"
"Say, what are you? A bellboy or
a detective or-what?"
I'm haberdasher," answered the
other, with pleasant smile.
The, other snorted and withdrew.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

THREE-FouRTHs OF the tariff du-
i ties collected by the United
States government annually are paid
by IL articles or classes Of articles.
These are sugar. which In 1907 paid
$6,000,000 duty; cotton manufactures,
which paid $39.000.0O0; leaf tobacco.
$22,000,OOo; manufactures of fibers.
$22.000.O0; manufactures of silk. $780,
100000; manufactures of wool, $780,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
I coaxlna the Brute.

/, Eve had given Adam the apple. 2
Il suppose" she unused as she con-
structed the fig leaf suit, after this
I'll. always have. to feed him to get q
new dress" at
Subsequent developments confirmed
her fears.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
STATE OF ONO CITY OF TOLEDO. I .
Inca EnftNTv Z 81

LUNAb -COUNTr, \
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner OF the nrm Of +. ]. CHENEY d Co.. doing
business In the City of Toledo, County and STAG
aforesaid, and that said frm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ew ~
case OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the us Of
HALLS CATARRH CURE. 10. --.- L..
So FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence.
this 9th day OF December. A. D., 1885.
A. W. GLEASON.
M NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts
directly upon the blood and surfaces Of tha
system Send for testimonials. freo. >. - -.t
FIJI. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O
Bold by all Druggists. 7bc.
: Take Har Family Pills for constipation
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27
NEVER SAY DIE.

She-But If you have completely
cured Mrs. Tooter, you have done
away with one of your most lucrative
sources of income.
The Doctor-Ah, but I'll present her
with my bill, and then I'll have to
treat her for nervous prostration.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

SORE EYES, weak, inaamed, red watery
and swollen eyes, use PETTITS EYE
SALVE, 25c. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

Some men are content not to do
mean actions, I want to become In
capable of a mean thought or feeling
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

.IFtYOU USE BALL BLUE,
Get Red Cross Ball Blue, the best Ball
Blue. Large OF. package only 5 cents.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

Send postcard request to-day for sam
pie package of Garfield Tea, Natures herb
remedy for constipation, liver and kidney
diseases. Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

: Men fight with their fists; women
fight with their tears.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1909-05-27

a Mutual convenience.
"Sir, want your daughters hand"
"All right, my boy. That takes her
of NINE"
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1909-01-27
BRITISH PRINCES.
Very7piHerert From the. King In Ex-
e,nption From Laws.

Very different From the. King In Ex-
enption From Laws.
So: privileged is the king Of England
In his exemption from any and every
law that one would naturally expect
his children mig ght do pretty much as
they ike. But Englishmen have al
ways been very jealous Of royal per-
sonages, and the fact IS that princes
enjoy very few privileges indeed. a
prince Of the royal blood may be fined,
like any ordinary mortal, if his motor
car exceeds the legal limit Of speed
The Prince of Wales cannot be sued
personally for debt. If the debt is not
paid the creditor may take out sum-
mons, but be must summon the treas
urer, not the prince. If the case goes
against the treasurer the money IS paid
out Of the princes assets.
No child Of the king who Is under
twenty-five can marry without the
kings consent. Supposing, however, a
prince over twenty-five desired to marry
and the king refused us couSeul, lASA
the prince could give notice Of his in
tention to the privy council. After that
he would have to restrain bis patience
for whole year. If during that time
either the house Of lords or the house
Of commons disapproved Of the mar
riage it could not take place. But II
both houses Of parliament were salts
fed the prince could marry the woman
Of his choice.
A prince has,not even the right to edu-
cate his own children, for 1t was long
ago laid down that the king has the
care and education Of his grandchil-
dren while they are minors.-London
TelecTaph
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1909-01-27
FREAK PAINTINGS.
a Tiny Work Of Art and Rosa's Trans-
formed Harpsichoro.


formed Harpsichoro.
Specially prepared canvases and gid
ed frames are not essential to the
making Of great paintings. This mas
been demonstrated by tie artists who
have painted masterpieces on scraps
of board, shells, grains Of corn and
the walls OF rooms and prison cells.
Some Of the most valued art objects
belong to the freak class.
The smallest painting in the world
Of distinctive merit was executed on
the smooth side Of a grain Of corn by
a Flemish artist. On this limited sur
face the artist painted in perfect de-
tail a mill, miller with a sack OF
Grain on his back, q horse aud cart and
a group of several peasants standing
n q road.
The largest picture ever painted IS
said to be panorama Of the MlsSls-
sippi river, executed by John Banvard,
an artist who died in WatertoWn, 5.
D., in 1901. The gigantic canvas was
twenty-five feet high and nearly TWO
miles long. 1t gave detailed repre-
sentation Of 1000 miles of the Father
Of Waters.
The largest of the old masters can
vases is Murllo's Appearance OF the
Christ Child to st. Anthony OF IA
dua." The picture is ten feet wide ana
eighteen feet high.
It IS related that a friend called on
Salvador Rosa in Florence one day and
found him playing on an old harp
sichord. The caller asked the artist
why be kept such q worthless instru-
ment-
why, it is not worth q scudo' the
friend said.
sI will wager" replied Rosa, that
it shall be worth a thousand before
you see it again"
4 bet was made. Rosa inmeolatelF
painted a landscape on the lid that not
only sold for 1000 scudi. but was ac-
counted work Of great merit.
The celebrated St Johns Wood
CLIQUE Of artists in London executed j
series Of large frescoes in oil Oh the
walls Of the studio Of ]. E. Eodgson,
one of the members. The paintings
were begun in the winter Of 1870.
Shakespearean subjects were chosen,
and the figures were little under life
size.
When Hodgson moved from his stu
5io an unappreciatiTe tenant covered
the walls Of the room, with brown wall
paper, completely hiding the paintings
The frescoes we're rediscovered by ac-
cident forty years afterward and re-
stored.-kansas City Star.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1909-01-27
EATING TOO MUCH.
Overnutriticn Is Just as Harmful as
Malnutrition.

OVernutritIcn Is Just as harmful as
Malnutrition.
It is an acknowledged fact that al
most every soul Of us eats too much
The digestive organs are constantly
overtrained and finally weakened.
When wisely followed, the practice Of
fasting can be most beneficial. An e2-
pert on the food question has said that
one should rise from the table with
the feeling Of hunger, which IS ar ex-
perience known to very few Of US.
On the contrary, the majority Of peo-
pie leave the board with q sense Of
burden which only an hours siesta
can alleviate This is not so much
owing to the fact that the food is un-
commonly rich, for the rule OF the
simple life obtains now in the fash
ionable cuisine, but it is the quantity
taken. There is q large community at
the present moment which fasts from
breakfast time till dinner at night. 1t
is a question if it is wise to leave the
stomach entirely without food during
all those hours, but thers is no ques-
ton that the lighter the lunch taken
the better will be the health Of the
individual. By a light lunch" in this
instance Is meant what most people
would not call lunch at all-that IS
to say, few crackers with cheese
"a much maligned article Of die0, a
few nuts and o bit Of fruit or a cup
Of cocoa with dry toast. Such
feast prevents the craving for food
and in no way taxes the digestive or
gans. Overnutrition IS just as harm
full as malnutrition and is far more
frequently the cause Of maiadies.
With judicious fasting the system re-
covers its lost tone, and mental work
ers would find that the brain worked
with surprising ltghtness, for the brain
is one Of the chief sufferers from over
eating.-New York American.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1909-01-27
GlLA MONSTERS BITE.
he Reptile Turns Over to Get Venom
IAs~ h.

The Reptile Turns Over to Get Venom
Into Its Victim.
It was his turning over habit that
led me to the discovery as to the bite
Of the Gna monster. This creature.
more like short, stocky snake with
legs on than anything else, has no pol
son fangs, like the rattlesnake, yet his
bite may be just as dangerous. His
poison teeth are in his lower jaw, and
the poison comes from gland under
the tongue. IF he bites without turn
ing over the wound is not serious, but
if he turns over there is great danger.
DR.. Snow Of the University Of Kan
sas wrote ne some time ago Of an eS-
perience he had with the bite Of @
ella monster.
The reptile was caught and put In
bucket, the top Of which was covered
with pape-. The bucket was then put
in the wagon in which the doctor was
driving. AS the road was somewhat
rough, the bucket was bounced up and
down, and in order to steady it DR..
Snow put his hand behind him and
took hold Of the bucket, thrusting his
fingers through the newspaper cover
on its top so that be could hold 1t Sc
cure. Suddenly be felt the monsters
grip on his fingers. Startled and some
what alarmed, he carefully pried the
jaws Of the reptile open and released
himself. The wounds were such as
any ordirary bite would have made,
and he suffered 40 more inconvenience
than might have been expected.
There ere many stories current IN
Arizona and Sonora as to deaths that
have occurred from Gila monsters
bites, but it is hard to get at the facts.
Careful experiments made with AMI
mails show that when the reptile bites
and turns over, so that the poison
flows down the tooth grooves into the
wound, the bitten creatures die In a
short tine.-Suburban Life
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1909-01-27
Disease Scents.

every disease almost has its pecul-
lar odor," said q doctor. This odor
helps US greatly IN diagnosis.
''Gout imparts to the skin 4 smell
precisely like whey. Diabetes causes
a sweet. honey-like smell. Jaundice oc-
casionS smell Of musk. Smallpox
has a very strong and hidcous smell.
1t is like burning bones. Measles has
a smell as of fresh plucked feathers.
"The feverS have the most distinc-
tive odors. The odor of typhus Is
ammoniacal; that Of intermittent IS
like fresh brown bread hot from the
oven; that Of tyDhus IS musty, recall
ing to the mind old, damp cellars; that
Of yellow fever is like the washings
Of q dirty gun barrel.
$50, you see, to speak Of a doctor
scouting our disease is not to use q
mere igure of speech
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1909-01-27
The New York Idea.

''Little boy"
''Huhw
"Do you know where Broadway IS"
Say, wot youse take me fer"
"Well, where is itT
"Aw, don't youse believe l know"
Eyes, Of course, but I don't know.
Tell me how to get there from here"
CAV, youse know how"
'I do not. l am a stranger.
haven't the least idea where it Is"
'Quit yer kiddin'."
MISUNDERSTANDING"
"G'wan"
'sThis way or that way"
Eyer stringin' me-"
"Will you tell me where broadway
is?'
Hey, Jimmy, here's a guy wot sez
be don't know where Broadway is!-
New York Times.