The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1909-05-04
DIR IFT WOOD
Three folks drowned be,
rocked the boat

Eails5 tockc0 stHo DOat - IVA
somsons should get a rock and rock"
the fool who ~
Rocks the boat.
The cashier OF bank In Neufchatel
has committed suicide because he en-
bezzied the banks funds, II this rule
followed in America banks would have
to keep on hand coroner's jury and
. coffin ready for emergencies in the
presidents ONCE.
Yonder in the meadow
The clover blooms so gay
And Ger 1t bee ana butterfly
Pursue their zig gag way.
But better than the meadow
Il this spot In the shade &
Swinging In hammock
With q pretty village made,
s A fan to shoe the fies on
And glass Of Lemonade.
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Parson SNOWFALL; Montgomery's not
ed negro preacher says: DE bannis-
ter long de track to ruin looks pretty
widout gittin' stuck plum full OBJ
splinters.'
Now Is the time OF year when the
purple twilight with the katydlds
grooming 70 him from sss tree t0Ps
the front walk, faitsta over 1t and
sweafstF CAT f1ead aatl the hca reless9sss
of ne fSci who RSttsth, y b, Sssrs fo nd
as he falIeth. ana ciutchsth at the thing
III butteth him In the left ear with
one Handle while he. spilieth al his
bundles on the ground.
When you put the watch dog out at
night don't forget to wind that u u
plant its teeth in the tender skin Of
the impecunious but sensitive hobo
Jerries told a bowling mob oyer the
other night that he would certainly
light johnson. He satd N e i,, zone .a
aght the bowling mob aforesaid,
"wnl you, marry me?'' asked the
millionaire In tones OF deep
The maiden wrote her answer on a
~v-ss.esTsa;i,s.ss gs' SIMPLY
workmen while tearing down an old
SpSng hat e 5ssssGy to s0w Tom l0d Paine
the infideL The fact that Toms slSsia-
ton was not discovered beside II. now.
ever, - proof positive that ne was =
Soou ndoleF ahu uoe "a asa"
Never laugh. young man. at youns
woman because she can't hit parn
door with a brick bat. After you have
Unity to hit the object aimed at viii
prove to be her chief charm.
The boy who will lie in bed until ne
is called six times to get st,o Up enc asa 81 81
the first cali of his chum waiting I'M.
der the window outside Tor him g
come and go fishing as. easily as tbs
blushing rose awakens at the frst kts'
Of the morning sun.
He played Love Me--the World Il
Upon = era ses,s sO. ,Ss breezs. wav,
The modest violet.
.It's an i'll wind that blows nobody
good" remarked the pretty, young wo.
turn the corner in front OF the FRS
National Bank skyscraper where this
breezes try to give correct imitation
& gsui ssGss that h 1 f549nd the F@''0'
A new typewriter Ia on the narkel
that win add and subtract But w
agree with John Wells that one wn WI,
Jealous, would be just the thing t
preserve peace in the family.
,ss gn ga YG 4a4sE. Turks made hash out .
Aren't the greenbacks you lost OF
foolish bets always green IN you
your your Ereen-back. 6
A Chicago man. SO a court DEGREES
must and his mother -in.iaw or forfei
SsiimTEse,f. however. this warm weathei
| is our best guess
One Of the, hrst.. things Teddy dit
was. to shoot the ''s OF gnu 1t 10 re-
ported.
wonder IL Kermit didn't take jus
| A. little extra pains In developing tn
photograph. OF HIS ion
George Wagner, of ST. Louis, com
mitted suicide by hanging himaslf witt
the handkerchief given him by hia af
p 1gs A msn ye chr Tasa S ANA OSsrthaa
presents they don't want
An Illinois preacher Is dead afte
having preached 5000 sermons. Ais
during that time II is said.
A woman leaped from steamer an
! committed suicide after reaching Nor
| folk from Richmond. The Norfoll
! Landmark will please rise and ex
! plain.
/ A woman patient in st. Louis san
/ atarium leaped from two story win
! dow, landing on 2 srantoid sidewall
think we were under the impressio
that pads had gone out Of style.
! p. IL A