The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-07-08
IFT WOOD.
Bromides heard on a Pickett sprin,

Bromides heard on Pickett Springs car: Isn't that child cute-what are we stoppng for?-I don't see why they can't run the cars straight on through when they know we are in hurry to get there-Oh, do you dance-which had you rather do: two step or waltz there she Is now-with that old rose dress--you dol don't-I think she's own--and she just loads the paint on. too-all of we girls in the store know II whether you men do or not--well the nerve of that conductor making that woman pay for that child-where are you going this summer-I druther go 10 the sea side, handn't you--I luy the water-my ain't 1t hot?-if this Conner has called the Lesisiaiture sfs in session-did they ever find that suit case-mebbe Leon Ling got it-I hope 10 to-, get & raise soon at the store-.are can't do 2 thing with my hair since woman from Montgomery. have oy yoS ranger" at the cooking range who can turn out the best waffles ye ever tasted"
 Nothing left of the Fourth of July put the smoke. and the pain.
 Locker liauidation Is said to be all the go in Tennessee just now. '':-
 Its never too late to spend.
 Tt may be cooler somewhere.r says The Kansas City Star. Mebbe at the
 The Salton Sea Is drying up. Con. gress, howeer. Is still on the job,
 Several persons in New York have This Is taking long chances-goinE from one hot place to another in all probability.
 Duncan the soul dancer" New York Is more, charitable, she twill turn her opera glasses.
 New York man when presented with triplets by his wife fafnted dead away. His family already numbered seven and he made ten dollars a/week. Well known woman educator be- lieves in the uplift of poetry. Some of the editors also believe in the up- ih iift of poets and proceed to uplift themselves in magazine office.
 Montgomery has distinguished her. sef so far by being the only city of importance in which Leon Ling has not been seen.
 When woman says her thoughts are above dress you can put it down that they are on hat.
 Married men are very anxious for night baseball to become popular as they will nave an excuse to stay out late.
 Scientists say there are eighty-fiva varieties of mosquitoes. All eighty having a dance on a fat man these hot summer nights.
 Baptist minister was fired from his tI seems he got in deep water and couldn't swim out. The hotter the weather,
 The more you fume and swear: But the more expensive diamonds rr'
 The ice mans going to wear.
 The Savannah Press says: An Ala new engines. The return of prosper ity is at hand and a big cotton crop Is on the threshold
 Down the Road to the Creek. Down the road to the creek let us
 wander today,
 Where the WILLOW trees are leaning
 and the fishes are at play. Where the cat bird sends a challenge
 to the. sassy old blue jay.
 Long the road to old Roseberry
 Creek.
 Down the road, down the road. where
 the wild rose would nod. Barefooted and happy, each small boy Across the ditches jumpin' and a
 kickin' up a clod,
 Long the road to old Roseberry
 Creek.
 Down the road. down the road, how
 I'd like to go. today, With Jim Beach and John Tally, kids
 with whom I used to play Oh they've all growed up an left us,
 but in fancy still they stray
 Long the road to old Roseberry
 PHIL H ARMSTRONG;