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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28

is made e Hight wool. Very narrOu
imitation Cluny insertion is princi-
pally used to decorate the design
pictured, the skirt having bands Of
the trimming about the waistline and
again at the bottom at the head OF
a plain stitching of bias silk.
The blouse is one of the new seam
less models. With the sleeve cut in
one, and is trimmed in the same
way as the skirt with the Cluny
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
The TobaccOnist Gets a Lesson in
the Art of Joking.

The TObacconist Gets a Lesson in
the Art of Joking.
You must be goin out to gee the
girl" observed the friendly tobac-
conist to the young man who had
just purchased cigar.
What's that?" asked the young
man. sharply. pausing in the act of
lighting his Havana second.
His manner was disconcerting.
but the tobaconist repeated his sur
mise. You're fixed up So" he add
ed. Flower in your buttonhole.
moustache curled. You're looking
all right
II didn't ask you how 1 looked"
said the young man, morosely. Il
came in here to buy me a smoke"
That's all right" said the to-
bacconist, soothingly. Il didn't
mean to hurt your feelin's. There
amt any harm in a feller going to
see a girl as l know of. I've done
it myself
Il may be going to sit up with a
sick grandmother. for all you KNOW"
said the young man in nowise pla-
Gated. IF l get my moustache
curled l guess it's my business"
Sure. That's all right"
Il don't know whether 1t is or
not. didn't get fresh about your
bald spot when I came in here"
You don't need to get mad about
it, said the tobacconist.
"If l want to wear a flower 1
guess it's my privilege" continued
the young man. Il may wear
flower every day in the week and
two on Sunday. You don't know.
You never saw me before ,as know.
of. You've probably got me mixed
up with somebody you went to
school with, the way you talk"
TT take 1t all back" said the
tobacconist.
You'd better not bring it out the
next time" said the young man
with a threatening shake Of the
head. You can't make a monkey
of me. l want to tell you. You're
a josher, you are. You must think
that line O. talk is a trade getter.
If I've got a girl l don't remem-
Der introducing her to you. How
would it be if you tended to your
cigar business? Say if you've got
ANY friends you must josh them
something fierce"
Now see here" began the
tobaconist.
If you've got anything to say
about my necktie you might as well
get it off your mind" said the young
man. Maybe you'd like to know
about the girl too"
mo, sir. don't" said the tobac-
conist, wrathfully. Il don't care
a hang about her or about you. You
can go and see her or you can stay
away from her, just as you dern
please, Just SO long as you get out
of this store. A man may have
crouch, but he can't rub it into me.
more than about so much"
The young man turned to the
cigar lighter and lit his cigar with
ostentatious deliberation. At the
door he turned.
Talking about that bald spot OF
yours" he said lit looks as II you'd
been having trouble with your wife,"
The tob-ccon st glared at the spot
where the young man had stood for
nearly a minute. Then his features
relaxed. Maybe l amt the first
told him that this afternoon" he
said.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
The Possibilities.

A lady fell into q river. A boy on
the bank dived in and succeeded in
reScuing her. The lady's husband
was elusive in mis- thanks. and pre-
scented the boy WITH dollarl The
bystanders showed their astonishment
at his niggardliness.
"oh. don't blame the gentleman. ="
said the boy. Maybe. II I hadn't
saved her. he'd have made It q AVE-
sDOtiT
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
Hens Beat Cows.

Take It one year with another.
hens will bring in more clean
money. according 70 the amount OF
the investment. than the cows Will.
You don't believe thAtf That IL be-
cause you have not kept an account
OF either the hens or the COWS. Be
fair about It and tsst the matter
for yourse;f.-H. Z. Vincent
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28

4 GOOD AND SEREICEADLE FEED RACK

COntrfvance Which will Prevent
Poultry from Wasting Feed.
A serviceaole feeding rack. shown
in the illustration. is designed to
prevent waste of feed given to poul-
try and to keep water from being
soiled. says Orange Judd Farmer.
1t consists of crate and a base tray
of any desired size. The tray has
two cross pieces beneath to prevent
warping and a rim Of two-inch stuif.
The crate is made of lath. say one
foot long. nailed to a top consisting
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28

The newest tailored coats are be-
ginning to take on the lines predict
ed for fall costumes, are taking the
lines of the skirts with which they
are worn, being long and scant as
a result Indeed some of the latest
models are SO scant that they are
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
FEEDING RACK IN POSITION

of a board one inch thick and a base
frame of wood one and one-half by
one-half or three-fourths. The COW
er may or may not have the hinged
trap door, as shown in the drawing.
Water or feed. or both, may be set
under the crate without fear of loss
or pollution.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28

OF dark blue straw of fine quality.
This is trimmed with bands of satin,
folded gracefully about the crown
and pierced at the front with two
immense pearl buttons. At the side
are shaded blue ostrich feathers, un-
curled.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28

This. Tor children. is q sure way
OF acquiring dyspepsia. Wholesome
meals. ct regular hours. Obviate the
need oe anything ct other times.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
WHOLESALE.

HoxEsDALE-
Atlantic Refining Co. Oh
puriand 4 Weston Shoe Co. FootWesT
Freund. Henry Gen. MdEe-
Honesdale Milling Co. Flour and Feed
Holmes. W. b. Flour and Feed
Kraft 4 Conger. COsa
Murray Co. Hardware
Terrell. ]. Oscar Gen. Mdse.
MANCHESTER.
Atlantic Refining Co. OIL
PRESTON.
Hacket q Co. z. E. Flour and Feed
TEXAS.
Smith & Son. G. Dairy Produce
RESTAURANT. EATING HOUSE.
CAFE. &C.
HoSEsDALE.
Costan & Anastasu
BILLIARD. POOL AND ALLEYS.
BERLIN.
Ives. VIM. -Four alleys
Wood. VIM. r. -Four alleys
Woods. L. VI. One table
HoNEsDALE.
Sharpstein & Bro. wv. One table
TbeObald. John One table
BROKERS. AGENTS OR FACTORIES.
HAwLEY,
Peoppel' Fred , Real Estate
Coleman q Co.. Al. Stock
PAUPAC.
Schleupner. John Real Estate
Speilvogel. Herman Real Estate
An appeal will be held at the County Treas
urer's office on Friday. April 30th. 1903. be-
tween the hours of9 A. N. and 2P.M-
CT. KELLAM.
2ewi Mercantile Appraiser.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
THE LATEST TAILORED COAT.

THE LATEST TAILORED COAT.
FLASHED either at the back or sides
Tor every comfort.
They are very elegant in the face
cloths which are returning to favor.
A striking model in natural color
cloth II illustrated. Nothing could
be palmer and closer than the skirt.
bat its lines are all symmetry and
grace. The only trimmings are a
few pendants about the bottom in
black silk and large buttons sewn
along the edge OF the side seams.
The coat II devoid OF any definite
WaistIine. though clOSe-ntting. II
does not meet at the front. and is
30 cut out that a separate vest can
be ADDED whenever desired. The
sIeSVes. cut In one with the back and
froat opened on the top and trimmed
In the same way.
TIE stunning hat worn with the
coat 10 trimmed with black satin and
wings. being in natural color mOhaii
braid.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28

A chance for uSing an inexpen-
atve material TO excellent advantage
d o1lsred In this eKceilent model for
. young gari. The EeDhyr with d.
aOoAa1 stripes is one OF the latest ma
tsriAis and although soft and sheer.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
CLASSIFICATION AND APPRAIsE-

y MENT.-The undersigned duly
appointed and qualified Appraiser Of Mercan-
the Taxes for the year lolH9 makes the follow
ing Classification and appraisement Of ven
ders OF merchandise. etc.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-04-28
GRATUITOUS PLEASANTRIEs.

2s9x4
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
Stay on the Farm.

Very few will disagree with j. ].
Hill about the evil effect of the con-
tinuous drift from the country to
the city. It was hoped that the i'm
proved social conditions now enjoy
ed on the farm and the higher prices
obtained for farm products would
turn the tide or at the very least
check the flow, but the hope has not
been realized. And yet ultimately
it will come to that. Smaller farms.
extensive and more intelligent farm
ing with corresponding increased
yield per acre. better roads and fur
ther improvements in rural social
life will, with the growing acuteness
Of the struggle for eXistance in the
cities. lead to a better balancing Of
rural and urban popularity.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
WARNS REMEDY CURES
Cures Backache, Lumbago, Bladder
and Kidney Trouble, and
Rheumatism.

Branchville, S. c., Aug. II. 1909.
Charleston Drug Manufacturing Co.,
Charleston, S. c.
Dear Sirs:
For a number of years have been
a great sufferer of Rheumatism and
Backache. About two months ago
l heard of Warns Rheumatic Remedy
being fine, and sure cure for Rheu-
matism and Backache, and 1 went to
the Wimberly Drug Co. at once and
got bottle. l have taken two bot
ties, and am proud to say that am
just as clear of Rheumatism and
Backache as I ever was. l am 81
years old, and 1 consider this med
icine wonderful to cure man at
my age. You, nor any one else, can
recommend it too highly.
/ consider it a great blessing to
humanity that this remedy has been
discovered. I gained six pounds
while 1 was taking two bottles.
Yours respectfully.
A. H. Bruce.
For sale by all druggists.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
Against


w. NJ. Warren, Bankrupt, and J.
]. Jones, Trustee IN Bankruptcy,
+ Defendants.
BY virtue of judgment of the
United States Court in the above
entitled proceedings, l. John ]. Jones,
Trustee for the creditors in bank
ruptcy of w. M. Warren, bankrupt.
will sell at public auction to the
highest bidder, at Orangeburg Court
House, at eleven o'clock in the fore
noon, on the first Monday in Novem-
Der, 1909, the following described
real estate:
All that certain lot or parcel of
land, with buildings thereon, situated
in the town OF Branchville, in the
county of OranGeburg, in said State.
and bounded on the north by the
Southern Railway and measuring
thereon three hundred 5000 feet,
more or less; on the east by lot Of
]. B. Folk and measuring thereon
one hundred and seventy-five (175)
feet, more or less; on the South by
lot of w. P. Appleby and Alice
Byrd and measuring ItherAsn two
hundred (200) feet, more aor less,
thence along the lot Of w. P. Ap-
pleby fifty (50) feet, more or less,
thence along the lot of Chappell one
hundred (100) feet, more or less;
and on the west by Pond Street and
measuring thereon two hundred and
twenty-five (225) feet. more or less;
the same originally being in three
lots.
Also, all that certain other lot of
land, situate in the town of Branch
Vile, in the county Of Orangeburg.
in said State, bounded OH the north
by Railroad avenue and measuring
sthereon two hundred N(200) feet,
more or less; on the east by Fairey
street and measuring thereon one
hundred and seventy-five (175l
feet, more or less; on the south by
lot of J. w. Black, formerly Of W.
NJ. Warren, and measuring thereon
two hundred (20O) feet, more or
less, and on the west by lot Of Mrs.
Susie Strobel and measuring thereon
one hundred and seveuty-tive (175)
feet, more or less.
Terms, Cash; and if the purchaser
or purchasers fail to comply win
the terms of sale, the premises will
be re-sold on the same salesday, on
the same terms and at the risk of
the former purchaser or purchasers
and purchasers to pay for papers.
]. J. JONES,
Trustee in Bankruptcy.
l,n, 1QnQ
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
Hail to the Chief.

Americans are hard hitters in poll
tics, but there IS an underlying spirit
OF fairness which, altogether it NAV
be temporarily hidden in the heat
of conflict, shows itself strongly on
almost every occasion. This Is seen
just now in special manner in the
courtesies and welcome extended to
President Taft IN the visit he Is
making to different parts OF the
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
We Bought at
the Right Time

Never before have we bought our
stock under more favorable con-
ditions.
There are decided advances in the
prices of cotton and wool goods.
We having purchased our entire
line before the advance, we are in
a position to give our customers
the advantage of these cheap prices.
The price Of shoes have also ad-
vanced. This line we also purchas-
ed before the price advanced.
When shopping drop in and let US
show you some values that will suit
you in price and quality. Agents
for The Ladies' Home Journal
Patterns.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

country. Many may differ from him
on his expressed views on certain
questions, but for the man himself
and as chief magistrate of the nation
there Is nothing. but the most Kindly
feeling and people of all parties unite
in extending TO him a characteristic
American welcome and hospitality.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

New York, says the Augusta
Herald, is to spend 100000 for a
school to cure boys of badness.
Such a sum invested in the proper
medicine would cure the badness of
all boys except those who are bad
beyond the hope Of redemption.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Wall street did not like Taft's
talk about controlling stock issues.
The trusts still think that the gov
ecnment should concern itself with
appointing postmasters. and not butt
In in matters where it Is the public
duty to take whatever gift the COM
bines may generously hand out.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

In view of the difficulty Of sending
wireless messages 5000 miles to
Hurpoe. the idea of wireless talks
with Mars 35,000.000 miles away
seems. to have no Significance out
eide the. columns of newspaper
hgmor.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
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Now Has Best of Health.

Mrs. Victoria NJ. Pickel, 40 L. Mound
ST., Colum bus, Ohio, writes:
Ihavc been using Pcruna for catarrh,
having had very aggravated case, 80
bad that it clogSed the nasal organs.
When did get the nasal organs opened,
the mucus would drop into my throat
and make me very sick.
"a friend advised me to take Peruna,
and after using four bottles was cured.
"I have no trouble now, and am happy
to say that am enjoying the best of
health and attending to my lodge du-
ties, being member of the Rebeccs
Lodge of Odd Fellows.
~ would recommend Peruna to those
suffering with the same obnoxious
trouble"
catafrll for Sevcrai Years.
Mrs. Alice Boyle, sO3 Clinton St,
Circleville, Ohio, writes:
81 want to inform you what Peruna
has done for me.
"I have been afflicted with catarrh for
several years. I have tried different
medicines and none seemed to do me
any good until I used Peruna. I have
taken six bottles and can praise 1t very
highly for the good it has done me.
81 also find it of great benefit to my
children"
Il. Family Medicine
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

A lawuit has just been settled in
Mexico after $40 years. This looks
like poor judicial system. but it
would have its advantages. 1t would
tend to make people save money by
settling disputes out of court.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
The Jacksonville Times-Un

The Jacksonville Times-Union
says the South now leads the North
in the. consumption Of cotton. and
the entire nation leads the world.
In a quarter Of century more cot
ton will be manufactured in the South
than in all the balance of the world
combined.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Stomach pumps were usel to feed
English Suhfragettes who refused to
eat in prison. To these martyrs this
seemed more glorious thar staying
at home and filling their Husbands
stomachs with we'll baked bread.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

There are two classes OF mer-
chants who are going to have al!
sorts of trouble succeeding. One is
the fellow who does not believe In
the value Of printers Ink and the
other is the one too religious to use
advertising in Sunday newspapers.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

The world is learning the uses of
gum Cook used them to pay OF
the Esquimos and the gum drop max
ers now lind their business jumping.
The politicians usually conduct gum
shoe campaigns. BY gum!
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Remittances should be made By
check, money order, registered let
tiers, or express ORDERS payable to
The Times and Democrat, Orange
burg, s. @.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

The Savannah Press says Savan-
nah man, when asked What kind OF
engine he had in his motor boat.
said he called it Supreme Court"
because it reverses itself so often.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

This claim Of Canada that the
Pole is their hinterland is nervy.
All they could get on that theory
would be merely Il pointed segment
with one point only touching the
Pole.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

A writer in the New York Sun
says a gentleman will not wear de-
sacted cuffs. Quite So. The detri-
sus deposited on the attached cuffs
mans linen is quite suggestive Of
blue blood.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Mars is now is, 100000 miles near
er than usual, but our slow astron-
omers can't tell whether the mark
ings are real estate men laying out
new streets or foot ball gridirons.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Several. fatalities Of late In the
aeroplane business hold out hope that
some..of.- the automobile Joy riders
may 6nd aerial sport to have superior
attractions.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

With free art, the European iu-
dastry of palming of $40 chromos
for $4,000 Corots on parvenu mill
Iionaires is now getting. boost.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

1t is. pretty hard to go into poll
tics .on, a.. strictly honest basis and
yet acquire wealth. Gov. JohRson's
estate. of only $4,000 indicates this.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
COLUMN
One-half Cent q Word
Found Notices Free.

200 Acre Farm For Substituted
two miles from the court house on
public road. For particulars call
on or write Carolina Sales Agency,
Oraugeburg, S. C. Cat Times and
Democrat Offlce.)
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Strange to say, the Hudson-Fulton
loate failed to represent the most
controlling force in New York today
the .Tammany tiger. :.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

The American people can not pos
sioly. hold. their breath until next
spring, when Dr. Cooks records will
be dug out of the snow at Etah.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

r. Rs dollar-a-word batch used
by one magazine begins to look like
pennE-a-lining besides Cooks $10,-
00Q. for two lectures at st. Louis.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Only $500 idle railroad cars by
the.-last report. Probably most OF
those. are of a date to- compare with
the Half Moon and the Clermont in
the .Hudson-Fulton show.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
Bankruptcy Notice.

United States of America,
District of South Carolina.
In the District Court, in Bankruptcy.
In the Matter of w. NJ. Warren,
Bankrupt.
The Bank of Branchville, Of Branch
Vile, South Carolina, a Banking
Corporation of said State, Plain
tiff,
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

The quickest way for a plain or
dinary consumer to acquire fame
seems TO be to take hunting trips
along the track Of Polar explorers.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Liquid Ink Eraser, csc q Bottle
Comes under the name of STAFF
ford's Ink Eradicator. It's good
stuff-leaves the paper clean and
in good condition. Office people
like it. Sims Book Store, Orange
burg, S. C.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Now. they are naming babies Peary
Cook. This is fitting to poor little
innocents born into C cold. cold
world. ];
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
Internal Catarrh.

Miss Nora Kelley, Il. r. l, Box l2l,
London, Ohio, says:
II write to thank you for the wonder
full good your Peruns has done for me.
II was a sufferer from kidney and
other internal trouble for twenty-five
years. Two years ago l began to take
Peruna and only took about three bot
Ties and to-day 1 can say am well
person."
Could Not Eat Without Suffering.
Mrs. II. A. Weaver, Somerset, Ohio,
writes:
~ can safely and truly say that Peru
ma has been blessing to me.
"Ihad catarrh SO badly that had lost
the sense of smell and taste.
"I had stomach trouble so bad that
could not eat anything without suffer
ing afterwards.
any friends advised me to try Peru
ma. l bought one bottle and was greatly
benefited by it, and 30 bought one-half
dozen bottles, and will say that 1 am
completely cured Of stomach trouble
and catarrh.
~ cannot say enough for Peruna."
Pe-Tu-na Brought Appetite.
Mrs. Selma Tanner, Athens, o., writes
that Peruna relieved her OF stomach
trouble and brought her good appetite.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

There is now hush of expectation
to see if Peary will break the record
for: the hammer throw.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

For Sale-My place in Cowcastle
Township on the Georges Station
road. five miles from Bowman, s.
c., containing 246 acres. Parties
interested write or call on me.
T. NJ. Riley. Bowman, S. G. 9-23-3t
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02
Trustee in Bankruptcy
September 80. 1909.

Wanted-Men, women, boys and girls
if you are not making a good sala
ry write us at once. We will puI
you to work. C. C. Laundry Go
lumbia, S. C..
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Eye and Oat Seed for Sale o. ex-
change for hogs or cattle. Three
cents for cattle and cents for
hogs in exchange. Rye s1.90, oats
IS. cents per bu. Will cut these
prices for large lots. ]. B. Tray
wick. Cope, S. C. 9-l9 st
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1909-10-02

Advertising Rates furnished o.
application.