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IN CHANcERY OF NEW J~ERsEY-To Samuel
Krieger:
Gerry of New jersey made on the third dav of
March. nineteen hundred and nine, in a Gauss
wherein Lena Krieger is petitioner and you are
defendant, YOU are required to appear and
answer the petitioners petition on or before the
such decree will be made against Won as the
Chancellor shall think equitable end Just, the
said petition Is fled by Lena KrleEer. the
said petitioner. against you to obtain = decree
ff divorce from Yen on the ground OF deser-
tion, and YOU are made defendant because vol,
are the husband Of 7afd petitioner.
Dated March 2. 1aoa.
VIM. C.. NIc0tH.
Solicitor of Petitioner.
Union Building.
9-11 Clinton street.
nara,16, $3.50 Newark. n. ].
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pHRENOLOGY

CONSULT PROFESSOR LIE ROY. America =
greatest Life Reader; different from all
others; his advice will help you: special fun
readings his week. soc. This address only.
$50 Broad ST.. next door to gas office.
NINE. NUCENT, exponent of phrenology and
kindred sciences. 20 Academy st, near post
Office; hours 20 to 3 Sundays oxcepted).
MADAME COLSON, phrenology and other
sciences; % and so cents; ladies only. AZ Or
chard ST.. near City Hall.
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CEMETERIES.
JANET A. WILLIAMS.

Janet A. Williams, daughter of MIR.
n Mrs. Edgar Williams. of Arlington
VENUE, Caldwell. died yesterday at
the age of II. She lar been in poor
health for some time. The funeral
services will be private, and will be
held at her parents home tomorrow
afternoon.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
OPPORTUNITY

knocks but once at every mans
door, but IL you just keen reading
the Business Opportunity columns
of THE NEWARK STAR regulnrly
every day you Will see opportunity
knocking regularly for some mans
doc to open.
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AUTOMOBILES.

NOW is the time to become a chauffeur and
earn from $40 to $40 per week. at The AUTO
MOBILE SCHOOL OF NEW JERSEY. 457
Washington St. near Kinney St, Newark. N. ].
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CLAIRvOYANTS.

PROF A. C. RICE
NEW YORK'S BEST CLAIRVOYANT
PIANIST.
When doubtful, disseminated. unhappy. con-
suit Mr.. Rice Immediately. His advice in busi-
ness, speculation. investment. love, marriage,
divorce. never fails. He reunites the separated.
causes speedy and happy marriages, removes
evil influences. Mr.. Rice teaches You how to
control or fascinate any one you desire. No
heart so sad nor home 50 dreary that he cannot
bring sunshine and happiness to II.
FREEi FREE!! FREEil
To all who come prepared for a truthful read
ing he will tell your full name. occupation and
object of your visit
ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT CHARGE.
25 WEST FORTY-F1FTH ST, NEW YORK
three doors west Of Aston Theatre. Consultation
hours, 10 to s daily. including Sunday.
MADAM LAREN. clairvoyant, spirit medium,
past. present, future advice; love, business,
so cents. 81; 10 to 8. except Sundays. 4s7 Broad
street.
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oFFIcE of the Chief Engineer Of tha -.
OF Newark. oners or the City
Notice-Ths final estimates for ~.
sen.racts- VIII be presented to the ppoiowing
Of Newark aIa f ema aers1 Commissioner Of t the c,t 2,
s snd on I'm Thursday, March IL 1909. rsss st JAR meet
An A SECTION l. ofSTEM,
mates As on m,, : ms to the payment Of s.,s
on or hsfare ne Med IN this once A. sain ssti-
o'clock p. m. " : soay' March II. 1909 beeffoorrnis
MORRIS R. sHERRrpn
Dated March 5. 1sp. Chief Engineer.
narSl3
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COMING EVENTS.

THIRTY-SECOND annual masquerade and Sc
lect gathering of Burckhardt's Dancing
Glasses at the Kruger auditorium. Friday,
March 10. Tickets, including wardrobe. soc.
Parents of present and former scholars, 25c.
Music by j. r. Burckhardt's full monograph
orchestra. Dancing at $50: grand march $3.50.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

FRAENTZEL e. RICHARDS, patent law.
and copyright. and mechanical engineering,
Liverpool and London and Globe Building.
corner Broad and Mechanic sts.. rooms COL 500.
Phone 1851, Newark.
DRAKE & CO.. Globe Building, 800 Broad st.
room 300. solicitors of patents and experts In
all matters relating to inventions. Oldest and
largest In the State. Established In 1866. Free
advice as to patentability. Telephone 2946.
LAWYER Prompt s'as at.entlon ''s al
kinds legal business;
Investigations; quick results; absolute secrecy.
LAWYER. Room 7o5-A. 23 Broadway. New
York.
RUSSELL M. EVERETT. Tel. 45SS-R,
PATENT LAWYER SOLICITOR.
1888 BROAD ST, COR. MARKET.
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AND SUPPLIES

Typewriter Exchange.
ALL makes sold, cash or instruments; rentals
81 pe- month up: good repairing reasonably
done: supplies for all machines, Newark Type
writer Exchange, 3 Beaver ST. Phone 4dS0.
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AT THE MOUTH
OF THE TUNNELS

Automobile Supplies.
THE ELECTRIC MOTOR M EQUIPMENT
232 MARKET ST. NEAR MULBERRY ST.
Bni,y Carriages.
BABY CARRIAGES REPAIRED. VANISHED.
Upholstering: tires put ON wheels; cane for
chairs, wheels for ice wagons; best work
lowest prices.
NEWARK GO-CART MANuF.G CO..
1873 Washington street.
Hotels.
COMMERCE HOTEL, 10 miner ST. rooms
Zoe, 25c. Soc per night: for gentlemen only;
free baths and latest improvements.
.Jc<veIrv Exchange.
U~P-TO-DATE lEWELRY sold at lowest prices.
Old gold. silver and stones bought for cash.
1913 Market st. Room 206.
Lighting Fixtures.
THE ELECTRIC MOTOR AND EQUIPMENT
COMPANY.
232 MARKET ST. NEAR MULBERRY ST.
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CITY ADVERTISEMENTS.

property faeingssor adjoining such streets or
and to all others whom 1t may concern.
Greeting:
Notice is hereby given In compliance with the
requirements of the statute In such cases made
and provided pamphlet laws, 1893, p. 1867, that
the Shade Tree Commissioners Of the City of
Newark, N. j., propose to set out and plant
ao lg the curb lines Of both sides of the follow
CLIFTON AVENUE,
GRAFTON AVENUE.
ORIENTAL STREET,
RIDGE TREET
VERONA AVENUE.
MT. PLEASANT AVENUE.
PARKER STREET,
GRAY STREET.
HUDSON STREET,
HARTFORD STREET.
JAY STREET
NORTH FIFTH STREET,
NORTH EIGHTH s sTB Ell
NORTH THiRTEENTH STREET.
SPRINGDALE AVENUE, d,
ORANGE STREET.
from Heck,r to Second streets;
SUMMIT Rec
SOUTH ELEVENTH STREET.
SOUTH THIRTEENTH STREET.
HUNTERDoN STREET.
MUM AVENUE,
from South Orange avenue north to city line,
BELMONT AVENUE,
BARCLAY STREET.
STREET,
from West to Broome streets:
HEDDEN STREET. va
HILLSIDE VENUE ri
LINCOLN STREET. "A
AVENUE
from waverly to Hawthorne avenues; AZ
RENNER AVENUE. III
from Clinton place to Elizabeth avenue; M
RUNYON STREET, I'm
RIDGEWOOD AVENUE, "a
SEYMOUR AVENUE. !
SOUTH STREET. III
SOUTH STREET, W.
from Springfield to Clinton avenues; 81
T AVENUE. 49,
EIGHTEENTH AVENUE IA
hSTOR STREET.
EMMETT STREET
CONCORD STREET,
CONGRESS Rec
STREET,
ELM STREET..
EAST KINNEY STREE
HUNTER STREET.
HAMBURG PLACE.
LAFAYETTE STREET,
OLIVER STREET.
And that the said commissioners will meet at
their office IN the City Hall ON Tuesday. March
1e, 1909, at 4:se o'clock in the afternoon. to de-
eide upon such improvements. In accordance
with the provisions Of said statute the cost OF
planting and transp1anting any trees on env
highway and boxes and guards for the protec-
tion thereof. when necessary. shall be borne
by the real estate in front of which such trees
are planted or set OUT ~
Dated March A.. 1909.
JAMES A. BERRY. President.
JAMES S. HIGBIE
JOHN Fl. ELY,
Shade Tree Commissioners
Carl Bannwart. Secretary.
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LAWYER
WANTED.

Household Goods.
ALL KINDS OF FURNITURE. CONTENTS
OF HOUSES. FLATS AND STORES
BOUGHT; CASH QUICK. CONFIDENTIAL
" SOUTH ORANGE Av.: PHONE 2071.
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Russian ard TBrixiss Baths.
THE impr-ved Russian and Turkish bath. II
West Park st. Open day and night.
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Printers and Sfuttoners.
YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN Vol
WANT IT. BIRRELL-BROWN CO.. Printers
and Staticners. 1874 Broad St. star" Building
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INSTRUCTION.
THE BEST IN NEWARK.

THE BEST IN NEWARK.
Ma better schools can be found; no
better teachers to be had; no better
methods. are taught than
NEWARK STAR advertisers who
have their announcements I'm these
columns. Read their
ments and thus keep In touch with
the best educational institutions.
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OFFICE OF TIE BOARD OF EXCISE COM
MlSSiONERS OF THE /
OF NEWARK.
City Hall, March 3, 1909.
Inc following Is the list of names. residence,
ana places OF business of persons making annII-
cation to this board for the granting of licenses
70 sell spirttuous. vinous. malt or brewed LIQUORS
TO wit: ~ 'a"'
Name. Place Of Business. Residence
~, RETAIL-NEW APPLICATIONS.
rlmothy Van Belle. sai HaIsey st :. :. Same pIscs
BENJAMIN y. Clark, 54 No. Sd St. Same Mac
~, RENEWATEBOTrLERs LICENSE 'ee
feiix saidutti q Madison t.-......s Same place
RETAILcSINGLE TRANSFER. peee
Sigmund Greenfield. 50 Hermon st.....
- 1870 Pennington n
RErAILeRENEWALS. ~
ms Waterman. 470-472 So. 10th st. .same r,.a.
Phiiip Rrueck. 81 No. 18th t........ Sarne ppiaaooss
Patrick McGuinness. 431 Central av. Sans pace
Eatnan, weinberg. l05 So. Orange av. Same NJ
Jacob Bodenstein. 165 sth v....... Sans r,.po.
aug. r Naegele. SO 18th ..........Sam pscs
bernhardt Outer. 694 Springfield av. So piacs
aaron Handel, 5SS Market St.. SAM pi.
chseio pavlno, ~ Oliver st........Same Mac
s"eihnnn av.....Same place
JAMES F.. I'M President.
City Clerk.
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Window Shndes
ENTERPRISE WINDOW SHADE CO., IS Mar
ket St; branch OF 500 Springfield av.; the
only reliable makers of window shades: esti-
mates cheerfully given I. d. tel. 222S-R.
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MEDICAL,

L~ADIES-Nothing equals Roebuck's Restora-
tive. 1.-The pill that will' make good; 81. 90
postpaid. DIR DE WITT. 1868 Broadway, New
York
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Parguct Floors.
FLOORS,


parquetry; old floors refnished. VIM. I
JAMOUNEAU. 10 Branford pL. Tel. 220T.
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ADVERTISE FOUND ARTICLES.

LosT-Saturday evening. 1o:45. fox fur muff. on
Bank, near Richmond St. reward. 1862 Chest
nut St, HESS.
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BLOOMFIELD


Automobiles
NO tires to keep. no hill too steep; the Ander-
SON.; $3.50; 12-horsepower: agents wanted. r.
L. HELLER Caldwell, N. ].
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FOR SALE.

.s~~1N
ASPHALT Flint Roofing Felt; guaranteed I
years; standard Monarch Brand, 50 rolls,
containing los square feet, furnished and laid
complete, over all kinds of roofs; special rate,
weatherproofed makes an excellent linoleum.
Also Stag, cork and gravel roofing done
sToWELL ROOFING COMPANY. 81 Prospect
St; phone s2sS-L. 100 branches; established 1891:
POT STOVES.
CANVAS OVERS;
Steel BEAMS
PAssAic AND OGDEN STREETS.
STORE to be sold. bakery, confectionery. ice
cream and notions. sold on account of sick
ness. f., Box 25. Star Office.
HoE and rubbers, best quality, at the lowest
prices. ar WIN. ]. McKINNEY'S Shoe Store.
S76 Plane St, near William ST.
oFFIcE FURNITURE. slightly damaged by
water, sold at half-price. / EISENBERG,
loO centre st.. New York.
FLOOR oIL-Bargain: 30 gallons, in galvanized
iron tank. Address P. o. Box e92, Newark,
EDISON $50 Monograph, slightly used. sell for
sso; going out OF business. SUI
W Settlers, male and female; also two
walnut bedsteads. good for cabinetmakers.
TRBLEASB. 80 Market st.
cheap. Address P. o. Box 2a2. Newark, N. j.
Tex~.
FRESH EGGS daily; our own hens. Is Bath
gate pl.
Household Goods.
LADY leaving for Europe must dispose Of her
entire furniture and bric-a-brac; no liberal
o on sss refused; good chance for On, yon InIs, couple;
Glen Ridge.
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THE DAVIS SCHOOL OF DANCING

wi HALL. 4s BROAD STREET.
Mrs. Helen Davis, Mgr. Chas. F. Travers. Inst.
LESSONS: Waltz and Two-step
guaranteed in six lessons, day or evening, by
appointment. BEGINNERS CLASS. Tuesday
evening . p. m. CLASS. Wednes-
day at $3.50 p. M. STAGE taught.
For information. circulars. etc. write or apply
to MRS. DAVIS, Davis Hall, as Broad
st. l.. d. Phone 20-J, B. B..
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Business Places Sold
If you want to sell
See Mack. "That's AlI.'
MACk-f42 Market Street
oCA 172-B: L. d. 25o7-w.

GUARANTEE.
Accompanying each and every certificate of
stock sold and bearing date of March, 1909, will
be a personal guarantee In writing to buy back
for cash Optional with holder) on September
10. 1909, the said certificate ait its full face value
or amount Of with an ad-
ditional s per cent. added thereto.
We do this In order to prove our sincerity ana
confidence in this great enterprise. Write or
call. c. FEELS, Room 40, 1913 Market st.
BAKERY, lunch-room, double store; west side;
$50 a day; all counter trade; good lease; price
1000; trial allowed; 10 barrels; high prices.
BIBEsR, 2M East Seventy-seoond St, New York.
FOR ~AJE-Furnished room house, two blocks
from City Hall: rent paid for whole house, $40:
rent received. $50. For further particulars in
quire of H. f.. W 45 Clinton st.
tREAL MINING) pays dividends; rich ore now
exposed; waiting machinery; mines all paid
for; get In on ground floor. Address TRUTH,
Box rs Star Office.
WANTED-Partner, with $500 cash, for first
class business proposition. Will bear strictest
investigation. Address BUSINESS, Box 10, Star
office.
FOURTEEN nice rooms, heat, bath, large pam
try. laundry; only 5000. Address VERY CEN
TRIAL. Box 100. Star Office
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ORANGE
MONTCLAIR
shoes.
FRANK M. CONROY,

FINN FOOTWEAR
437 BLOOMFIELD Av. MONTCLAIR, NJ.
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Losr-sky terrier dog, name Bob. Reward II
returned. 40 Blum st.
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| N GIANcERy OF NEW JERsEY-To Samuel

Pitney. Hardin & skinner.
y Solicitors n romplainants.
febe 16. e3r1ar2. efs4a. 30,
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KEARNY
ARLINGTON

Teas, Cofees md Groceries.
c.. A. NISSEN,
Teas, Coffees and select Groceries.
44s Kearny av.. Arlington, n. ). Tel. 1o3-W.
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MISS TOWNSEND'S BOARDING N DAY
school FOR GIRLS, 81 Park place, New
ark, N. Thorough instruction in all depart
ments. Well equipped gymnasium and labora-
tory Certificate admits to leading colleges.
Reopens September 30. Miss Townsend will be
at home from 10 to 3 after September IA. Cir
cu1ar.
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FEMALE.
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNER,
SHIP.

DISSOLUTION PARTNERSHIP.
Notice is hereby given that the partnership
lately subsisting between Louis Aaum and
Albert Huntington. under the firm name of
'~Eas-a-.Lac Speciality Company" has this day
been dissolved by mutual consent. All debts
owing to the said partnership are to be re-
ceived by Albert Huntington, and all demands
on the said partnership are to be presented to
him for payment
Dated. February 25. 1909.
LOUI BAUM,
ALBERT HUNTINGTON.
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NEW JERSEY LOAN CO.
ROOM 304. 142 MARKET ST.
HON NO.. 4756.
ARE o IN NEED Of MONEY
If so, you can have the money today privately
and conhdentially. on furniture. pianos, etc.
Payments can be arranged to suit your income.
REBATE IF AID FOR DUE.
Call and see us, as our rates are such as honest
people needing money can afford to pay.
NEW JERSEY LOAN CO.,
ROOM 304. 12 MARKET ST.
PHONE NO. 475s.
PRIVATE will make loans on furni-
ture, horses and wagons. pianos and other
security; salaried employees of good standing
may also secure money on their own sigma
ture: strictly confidential. w. r. NORwILAS,
Room 81. 3 Clinton ST., Newark.
MONEY LoANED SALARIED PEOPLE
and others without security; easy payments;
Offices In GO principal cities, Save yourself
money in getting nv terms first. d. II. Toll
MAN. Room 612. 2s Washington St. corner
rfarket.
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LOST-Gray squirrel lmuh, on Clinton and
Rfdgewood avs. Return to 1896 Clinton av.
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HELP WANTED.
MALE.

A RARE CHANCE.
Private lessons In auto driving and mechan-
ism, day or evening. Don't delay. start now
Write today for terms. H. C. TAYLOR, AZ
Harrison av.. Harrison, N. ].
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If You Want
What You Want
When You Want It
Read These Ads. Carefully
Each Day.
SUBURBAN MERCHANTS,
TRADESMEN, ETC.
HARRISON

bakery.
ABERNETHY BISCUITS. English Mufins.
Scotch Shorthread.
.yAS. H. JONES, 5y7 N. Fourth street.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-04-03
TRUE oPPoRTUNIsM
Democratic Party Fails to Take Ad-
 vantage of Occasions

From the New York World.
 Tn recent statement Henry Waiter. son said, in effect that if he believed the democratic party were merely an opportunist he would not concern him. self about its future.
 If the democratic party were proper. ly devoted to true opportunisni, it would be worthy of every man s concern, and it would be likely to meet the full mea- sure of its possibilities as party of opposition
 1t is mistake to identify opportun ism with insincerity or deniagogy. In the political as well as the business and social, life of free country much depends upon opportunity. Some of our greatest men have been opportun ists. Some of our most notable achieve ments have resulted from enlightened oportunism.
 In war and in peace Washington was an opportunist. It was in opportunism in Jefferson which devoted to freedom forever the vast domain included in the Louisiana purchase. It was opportun- ism in Lincoln which eventually gave liberty to the slave. The statesman who awaits opportunity, who consults opportunity, and who seizcs opportunity is the one who writes his name high on the records of achievement
 One of the most serious indictments that can be lodged against the demo cratic party is the fact that it is not opportunist. When it is not inert and unrespcnsive, 1t is hopelessly at war with itself. It does not meet occasion. It does not rise to opportunity. It is not a true opposition.
 Every democrat in responsible place should be an opportunist, eager to de- tect weak places in the ruling party s lines and quick to take advantage in behalf of the people of every chance that is offered for public service and national progress.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-04-03

for the support of the public school az gregated in 1907 S15,242,825 as com pared with s11,745,610 in 1904, or an increase in three years of $3,497, ,315 Dr. Brown, the federal commissioner of education, says: "This southern school campaign is one of the most striking educational movements of our time, and is making chapter of sur. passing interest in the history of Amer. ican civilization.
 It is worty of note that this move ment is also of southern origin, and that it is paid for by southern people. We are getting away bravely from the edu cational msndicancy which has beer preached unto US by our friends in other uarts of tho country, who have mani fested in recent years spectacular in terest in our educational uplift, appar ently oblivious of the years of famine through which we have been "toiline upward in the night.'
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-04-03
SAYINGS OF MRS. SOLOMON
 CBeing the Confessions of the Hundredth wife)
TRANSLATED BY MAUD MARIE

a sandwich full surprises wallpaper which beginning thou wilt discover
 
  Babylon, 
 anorhed 1T would associate with the frivolous thy chiffon rfhes maiden 'Why?'' boldly, Behold to she nota lowed others also7 And is this proper?'
 me why others likewise? thou SC than they?"
 Then the youth excited Nay 
 And the maiden mad Hal Hai' had heard this
 
  pick girl but have heard others concerning her. inquired nxiousy 'Do tell' ed, going straightway
 For thou tell twenty times a paragon and he will take a immediately inspired investigate himself
 Verify very will forgive for kissing himself making convinceh him of her ndon her undue fondness himself.
 For he knoweth himfi
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-04-03
Shifting Slugs

The poet says of spring:
 ''Now bursts the fscund soil!' The farm hand adds, By jing,
 Again I have ter toil!" *&* Dust the cobwebs of the fly screens. Wonder if these tub hats will remind any of the dear ladies that the wash board is idle. A word from Josh Wise: "If a woman dresses stylish, it's no sign she dresses her children stylish" $a The crown prince of Servia, accused of killing servant, has abdicated. Hereafter he will do his killing as a private citizen, when, perhaps, 1t won t attract so much attention. **%
 A COMPREHENSIVE ANSWER What is she-inaid, wife or w.d- ow?"
 1T think she was made wife, but got divorce.''
 You can t always tell in the parlor whether your jokes are making hit or whether she's just got pretty teeth and likes to show lem.
 sa$
 Actresses of prominence are always regarded by the public as being older than they are,'' says Lulu Glaser. And the public's hunch in generally a good one.
 Praise not the new gown of the wo man across the street unless your wife has one.
 The optimists club wants to reform April Fools day. Let it alone. It's dying a natural death.
 Johnnie--Are you any relation to me7 Visitor Why, yes, OH your fathers side.
 Johnnie (whispsring) Well, let me tell you something about the mousse. You're on the wrong side.
 *s*
 The man who nearly found the south pole should not peeve. He couldn't have brought it along.
 <
 Housewife--You say you like work. Why don't you find some?
 Tramp We'll, you know, love is blind, num-
 Consider the happiness he has brought me by declaring his love" says the California girl who betrothed her self to Jap house boy. We bid for a reply.