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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21

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they b,lyed the touertS lnd The iierle
raging storm aud although no, one
single star would peneIa'e through
the dark and gloomy clouds. they
landed safe III hlrbor home.
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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21

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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21

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lsn mseriniereu cocr csri unS Siereu e.,
muIiercu. Tue III gan, perirbrt. Gin
lhwdau Rdasr bceCuis; hcts itpdht VA
atnuerpn. llro bes trtl't aud hc,m Ger.
ten u:'e EiersH ~. Sit i5paosu Rcrvtn
mder Sul't. NisS trildr;, Iuarum Sr.
Shcep's Aefiotatips bsi RiaCu. very une
&isrenleinsn 10 prompt buff, Zoe Ac'tosa,
ilpe wirli aui bic ihaiiadIl1e nra5t Sls,
Ter Selhweresn bic psriageneeR -Srnsren
@s...sssa. Sssen'aus maneH Ste sinmaI q,
nsu Ssriud mt ASitpratips rir ~ SinubeH.
es hstlt nici 10 i6nen. absr Sic peress
iaerllo eyiahrcn, bak cllis ieutat. 4es
asfi eafas ,. SilisuatpsT ! esn.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21
Votalcs.

6ri'6 QCiaNnt otrriu0c lei =.
0lllcmcper " Sou.
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to, SnclPtppu, Mo.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1909-10-21
EOEEYSKIDNEYCURE
askSs hidness aRd ala1asr Right
Altun9 Farmer,

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:, @ySn,t V,l az 2rtI3s Zen %. C.
mNGy IND III S@se,taI,l : lG,gas Me
30. Ct,0btr. 6 lc,te e.tks ets 7os-
tex Gsny &,tiat III et';m lis.e ltIn,
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08

The ladies of the aid society
of the First M. r.. Church OF
Ridge Prairie gave a bazaar
last Thursday and it was well
attended.
Mrs. John PRESLEY was
burned to death last Satur.
day while making II fire with
coal oil.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. A. Kelley
and children attended church
at Salem Sunday ard was the
dinner guest of Mr., and Mrs.
Title Pence,
Mrs. p. A. Kelley has the
pneumonia fever and her sor,
Worthy is very sick.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
WELL ANSW Erred.

A man over at the courthouse was
joking a man who hadn't SO very
much hair about his approaching
badness the other day, when Dan
Linus, a clerk, said:
"That reminds me Of the story OF
the red-headed barber who was al
ways joking one of his customers
about his lack Of hair. The man
stood it as long as he could. One
day he went into the shop and the
barber began again.
"I suppose said the barber, as
the man took the chair, that they
had run out of hair when they came
to you and so you lost out
"sNo,' said the man, looking up
at the BARRIERS red head, all they
had left was red hair and / told
them just to keep it.'"--Indianapo-
lis Star.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
First nj. e Church Notes.

Gladys Steinheimer, a skilled
mechanic OF st. Joseph, and Car.
Steinheimer, a student In the
classical college OF Baker Univer-
sity, were present in Marshall
during the holidays and made
calls on a large number OF their
friends in the First NJ. L. Church
The 1908 contest between the
Reds and the Blues has closed
and the banquet will be held In
the basement OF the church 2 pm
next Saturday. The Reds were
victorious by a close margin
The Reds won through the great
industry OF Celia Hopkins. With
out her the team would have fall
en- far behind the Blues.
Z. s. Meters and Scott Chatfee
are staunch pillars OF the church
and highly respected by its mem
bers. We regret very much tha
business interests keep them
away from Marshall most OF
the time. They were present
during the holiday. in the home
OF their friends and in the ser
wees OF the church.
Seven business meetings were
he'd Wednesday night after tn
Prayer Meeting, one each foI
the following Societie7. The
Choir, the Trustees, the O,ficia
Board, the Bachelors, the JUNO
League, the Epworth League,
and the Sunday School. An ag
gresive and vigorous Pc icy wa
decided upon for the coming yea
by each society.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
ARE WOMEN olscouRTEousq

A western writer holds that wom-
en- all over the country are less con-
siderate of those behind the counter
than men. That the clerks feel that
women regard them as inferior and
eften suffer in silence from the atti-
tude of superiority displayed by
many Of the women customers. He
holds that a man making purchases
In the mems department will pass
some little pleasantly and meet the
men A. equals, if only for the time
being. The above will supply food
for considerable thought and careful
observation. Perhaps the New Eng
land women + the exception, to
prove the rule.-Boston Herald.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
SAVING TROUBLE.

Seine n got back from vacation
tho other day and walked into his
job. The office force rose as one
man and a lady s~tenographer to
greet him. But he raised his hand
suthoritatively, imposing silence,
stuck the other hand in his pocket,
and before anybody could say a
word suddenly flung to his associates
Q number of neatly printed little
cards reading thus:
eyes, | had a perfectly dandy
time.
"Oh, canoeing, fishing, walks and
drives, and all that kind of thing.
eyes, the weather was simply
bully.
"Not on your life! | could scarce
ly tsar myself away.
"Thank you. l ought to. Pm
feeling pretty fit"
And without a word he resumed
the even tenor of his work.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
GENTLE REPRooF.

Henry B. Stanford, for several
years the leading man with Sir
Henry Irving's company, tells this
good story of the famous actor
"Sir Henry's wit was of an almost
Voltairian character. Once while
was rehearsing Faust with him at
the Lyceum theater in London-we
were doing the Brockin scene and he
had OF to reprove al army of
exubera It supers-he stopped the
rehearsal and all was silence. Then,
in that auiet, grim way of his, he
said: Very charming-but you
must remember that you r in hell
mot picknicking on Hampstead
Health"
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
TRAINING THE YOUNG.

Children who have not learned
obedience go into the world crippled.
The world belongs to the trained
men and the trained nation. Two
nations have come strongly to the
front in recent years-Germany,
which subjects her sons to the
severest possible discipline, and
Japan, the country in which boys
are brought up in the faith that
they must think of their emperor
first, their duty to their ancestors
second and themselves last Of all.
While the lesson of obedience should
be taught in the colleges, home is
the best place for its Incubation
Hamilton Mabie.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
LETTER FROM DOLLY MADISON BOOK aMADE" CECIL RHODES
Porcsful Man Confessed to Influence
Cast Over Him by lite
Perusal.

Even such a powerful personality
% Cecil Rhodes confessed that the
reading Of one particular book had
made him "what he was"
81 had been reading a book called
THE Martyrdom of Man, by Win
wood Reade-a most remarkable
work, which by its clever arguments
against the existence of a Divinity
could not fail to make a profound
impression upon the mind of any,
one who had thought seriously over
this particular NATTER" says Princess
Radziwill in "My Recollections."
zone day during lunch at Groote
Schuur I accidentally mentioned it,
adding that it was uncanny and had
caused me some sleepless nights.
Rhodes started.
"T know the book he exclaimed;
1t IL a creepy book. I read it the
first year l was in Kimberley, fresh
from my fathers parsonage, and you
may imagine the impression which
it produced upon me in such a place
90 a mining camp
"He stopped for a moment, then
added in q serious tone which / can
hear even now, THAT book has made
me what / am.'"-Gentlewoman.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
~ HIS LINE.

An ambitious politician, who has
at various times been a candidate
for public Office, has a son, a lad Of
eight, who, meditating upon the un-
certainties of kingly existence, at
last asked his mother:
"1f the king Of England should
die, who would be king?"
"The prince Of Wales"
"And if he should die, who would
be kingr"
His mother turned the question
OF in some way, when the boy, with
= deep breath, said:
"Well, anyway, | hope pa won't
try for it.'--Harper's Magazine.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
NORTON

Quite a crowd ATTENDED
preaching here Sunday.
John Clemens and wife o:
Toronto, Kansas spent New
Years with his brother, W. W
Clemens and wife.
Miss Lille Ciemensihas re.
t lrnei home after spending ;
f w months with her sister.
Mrs. Gorge WolEord, OF
Kansas City.
Jake Hinton was out driv'
ing with his best girl Sunday
evening.
Tom Hennings was a caller
a Norton Sunday evening.
Roy G emens and Jesse
Phelps spent Sunday with
Frank and John Miller.
Durwood Huff has returned
+, his school nearI BIosser-af-
ter spending the hol days
with his parents.
W w. Clemens and wife,
John Clemens wife and little
daughter, Ethel, visited Will
Gibson and family of Slater
last week
Misses Lorena, Bertha and
Beatrice Huff visited Lille
Clemens Monday evening.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
KOPING

This is the new year OF
1909.
Rev Boulware will preach
ut the Salem church five miles
east of Marshall on the fifth
Sunday in January at eleven
a. m.
Mrs. Bunk England and
children and Moss Jobe left
Wednesday for Oklahoma
their future home.
Mrs. Roberts sister and
children from Kansas City
are spending the week with
her near Hoping.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
Interesting Relic That Has Been Pre-.
served In Home Of Maine
Gentleman.

In the possession of George Lit
tie, in his house, ''The Naples" not
far from the summer colony of Wis
itors at Kennebunkport, Me-, is a
most interesting letter, nearly 100
years old, in a fair state Of preser-
walton.
The letter, kept among other
relics of former generations, was
written by Dolly Madison to one of
MI. Little's ancestors, a Miss Abb
gail Wildes. The text:
"Miss Abigail Wildes, Kenne-
bunk, District of Maine: l have
just now had the pleasure to re-
ceive from Miss Wildes the valuable
and beautiful Counterpart which
does 30 much credit to her ingenuity
and industry. l beg she will accept
my sincere thanks for the singular
favor, as it is greatly augmented by
her expressions of kindness for an
unknown friend who can never for
get her. I hope she will add to my
obligation by accepting from me in
return some token of my regard.
d. P. Madison"
washington, Jan. 20, 1870"
No record of the occasion of the
gift or of the letter has been set
down.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
Out Of the Ginger Jar.

The all-round man tries to be
square with the world.
Will some one pelase step for
ward and tell us what the see
saw?
Are your harrow teeth achin,y
out in some snow-drifted fence
,orner? II 80, why so?
The men who try to hide their
ight are few, while those who
seek to shine in the light OF
others are many.
The Kitchen range Is not very
argo or imposing, but it is a
most important complement to
the cattle and sheep range.
The reason so many men are
ounging about waiting for po-
itical plums, is because they are
100 lazy to raise plum3 OF any
,ther sort.
1t Is an apparent contradiction
that while the grocer desires to
take orders from everybody, he
till insists upon doing quite a
ne pleases.
A tempest in q teapot is q
amiiiar phenomenon; but onl'
those who live in the cyclone b2l
ire permitted to observe a tea.
OF N a tempest.
While you are tinkering around
It this season making things
lake a few good reso'ut.olo, en-
then stick TO them like a sand bu
20 a Sleeps tail.
Good nature is as contagious q
he measles. Put on your best
ITO when you get up in the
morning and observe how every
hody will greet you with a sum!
ace.
when l hear a man Dragging
bout hardshiEs," said Uncle Re
nus, IL just ask him Was h
ever on the top of a powder mill
and blown a hundred feet in the
air?"
Too many men who before the'r
,arriage were always rarticu al
o get out of the buggy and lhel.
he young woman in, may he CD
erved a few years after mar
'iage sitting in the wagon viii
he good wife chambers in ovel
the whee, a best she may. There
. something wrong when a man
less thoughtful of his wife
han he was OF his sweetheart
EARN Journal.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
REVENGE.

I'll" declared the popular author,
Shave signed an exclusive contract
with one magazine"
"Bnt now that you are famous
protested a friend, "other maya
ZINES will be writing for your work.
Sand ] shall decline their Offers,
with thanks. ! have even ordered
aome printed slips.G Exchange
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
Real Estate Transfers

VIM Eichman to w atson. Digs
$3.50 acres in sc. 50.l9.. ...... 1860
Watson Diggs to VIM Eichman
part lot "a block % Arrow
Rock 80. ............ ....... lCOO
Lewis L Campbell to Myrtle
Reynolds 20 acres In Is 50 81.
Myrtle Reynolds to L T. Camp
bell AZ acres 10 IL SO 2l....... lcC0
II B Taylor to A F Rector 50
&C es in l~6-4s.2l...... 80. =. COCO
All + Rector TO l. Herring ir &
J Il Herring jr so acres in IS
as 2l...... 1850
Thos A Smith to f II B~rockwGy
sos. 90 acres in %. 90, 35.50.l9 1895
Era May Accord to r H Duggins
Il L H VanDyke } int in liza
in % 502l & 30 80 20 ........ 1000
E f Gould to Roy Il Gwinn lot
l block l. Slater ............ $50
Katie Luces to Vrancer Bell 80
acres In l0.4s % ........... lfC0
Jno Riet to L j. Ramey lot 10
block 3 Blackburn ........... so
Era May Accord to r II Duggins
& L w VanDyke al int in
III acres in 30 50 20. ........ 1CC0
Georgia P Steam to Jno McGuf-
fin lot 81, 81 part 81 block 8
Arrow Rock. ......... ..... 2l2
Amelia Williams to Elizabeth
Lemon lot g block 4 BOatright
g. Gordon add Marshall 80. 1900
H Boulware to G w w q
Nancy NJ Boulware IS 60 acres
10 1880 2l 900, 800. ....... $500
G J Wheeler to Katherine Nj
Montague l06 acres in l3 80.
II 49,. 3Z2O
10 T Fombell to J | Killion 40
acres In II AZ % .......... 800
J 9sse Bales to Clifford Thomas
81 80 acres In ISL 10 ......... 1880
A L Wagle to Emily Sweeney
lot 6 block 7College add Mar.
shall 900. ........ .. ..... SCI
W II Taylor, ct al to r b
Wright 1853 acres In 1850 % 4
int ...... ........ ll3IO'
Estate of Ezekiel Brcwn by adm
to Ottie @ Brown 53.l6 acres
in 2O-50-l9 80. ..... ........ 1921
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
a CRITICISM.

Dr.. Harvey w. Wiley, the gov
sEnmsnt's famous food expert, was
talking at Mackinac island about
impure whiskies.
81 once saw an old Kentuckian,"
said DIR. Wiley, "take up G glass Of
whisky, sniff it, set it down and
shake his head sadly.
"'One thing he said, was never
seen coming through the rye, and
thats the kind Of whisky they send
m nowadays
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08

THE following renewed or sub,
, bed the .ast week
Nike Jacob, Marshall.
W. II. Arson, San jose, Cal.
Milton Alison, Marshall
.,Iohn Wingfield, Marshall.
81. M. Haring, GILLIAN
S. A. Wagner Sweet Springs
D. M. Huff, Marshall
David Nelson, Blackburn
F. M. Stone, Marshall
l.. A. Mitchell, Marshall
Pat Hayes, Marshall
'Oryille Crump, Marshall
Floyd Wilson, Blackburn
JEFF Howard, Marshall
Capt. Alex Denny. Roanoke
~. q, Il. Orr, Marshall
l.. y. Rasse, Marshall
a ex Gum, Marshall.
Mrs. c, R. Lamb, Kansas City. Mo
New Subscribers.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
oENrEEL RESTRAINT.

Judge-You'd better be careful
or ! shall commit you for contempt
Of court.
The Lady-Don't be ard on me,
ysr worship I'm dom ne best ter
ssnceai me faeiins The Sketch.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
Our Friends.

We were pleased to receive
call Saturday from Walter Tay
Tor of Montrose, Col, who wit
his wife spent the holidays wit
the latter's parents MI. anc
Mrg. Rich Keith. He say1 hi
wife may remain several week
LONGER, but he had to return t,
his business. He left us q dolla.
for renewal.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
Press ClinninUS.

This story is trailing through
the Kansas newspapers now MRS.
Jim Junk asked her husband il he
supposed it were true that we
were once made OF dust. "No,"
replied Jim, "if it were you
would dry up once in a while"
Memphis Reveille People who
are shiverinS in their overcoats
ought to bear in mind that the
horses feels the sudden change in
temperature Just as the owner
feels it. While on the move the
cold is easily borne, but when
standing quietly on a windy cor
ner, man and beast will soon be
chilled through. And the thought
full man who wraps himself clos
or turns up his collar and pumps
his hands deep into his pockets,
will not forget to blanket his
horse.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08

his hands deep into his pockets,
will not forget to blanket his
horse.
Cree Magazine: During a
recent examination OF applicants
for the position of mail carrier, IA
lco,ored boy appeared before the
civil service commission. How
far is it from this earth to the
moon?" How fab am It from
lie earf to de moon?" he re, eate1
rs he began to reach for his hat.
| Say boss, If you's gwine to ru
ne on dat route, / doesn't wan
e Job" and with that left a
| hough he were escaping from
ONE calamity.
A South Missourian who wants
IN appointment is writing to
members elect saying, 81 would
"ather be a doorkeeper in a Re-
ublican house for a single session
than to dwell in a Democratic
amp forever"
A Shorthorn bull created some
,xcitement in the staid city OF
u Fulton last week by climbing
stairway in a business block.
ending the second floor occupied
W doctors offices, it turned and
descended without difficulty. 1t
5 thought to have been looking
or a veterinary.-Ex.
Putnam Co. Journal: A good res
Dlution for the New Year would
Q to resolve not to resolve not
% make any new resolutions,
ut rather to live resolutely up
o the old ones, so long ago brok-
N. They were pretty good ones,
lfter all, now weren't they?
Maysville Republican Pilot
ONE married people who never
Mss an opportunity to roast old
maids and bachelors, have mighty
tile respect for the marriage
low, il the plain 'unvarnished
ruth was told.
Methodist Recorder :"Mamma Is
hat bay rum in the bottle on
our tablet"
Mercy, no dear!" she replied
That is mucilage."
"Oh!" said little Johnny, per
APPS that's why l can't get my
lat Off"
Walt Mason: / shot an arrow
nto the air, 1T fell in the distance
knew not where, till a neighbor
aid it killed his calf and | had to
ay him six and a half. / bought
ONE poison to Stay some rats,
md a n~eighbor swore it killed his
ats, and rather than argue
cross the fence, I paid him four
ollars and fifty cents. One
light l set sailing a toy balloon,
md hoped it would soar till it
cached the moon but the candle
ell out on a farmers straw, and
ne said / must settle or go to law
md this is the way with the ran
lorh shot, it never hits in the
roper spot; and the joke you
pring that you think so smart
n"y N"o Woulu III some lei
'ows heart.
To make reputation, take a ton
4 gall, half a pound OF brains,
ixteen grains OF truth, and fill
t up with amblibitum lying. To
make a friend, take half pound
,f sympathy, a pound OF flattery,
swo pounds Of beneficial service,
nix we'll and serve hot. To make
IN enemy, take an ounce or
truth, put 1t on Ice for a minute
and let them have 1t cold. To
make love, take a POUND OF taffy,
a hundred Of sentiment, and 200
nnaIn6n ~ dnanAnkf-. ~ - -
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08
Uncalled for Letters

demanding in the Marshall postofrc'
] IN. 6 1909, which will be sent Il
: ie dead letter office if not called fsi
within two weeks.
Misses Maggie GARRISON, Sarah
L)veless.
Mesdames Joshua Best, Salt,
5rown, Winnie Carroll. Allen billiard,
tebscca Taylor.
X N Alger, Geo, L Barton, Fl Z
3ailey, Dan Chrlsman, A A Dever,
franklin Logan, Fred OFT, Joe Smith,
Geo w Taylor.
M. +. CHASTAIN, =. M.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08

B. b. Medl.n, who moved from
Malta Bend to Norway, Kansa
several weeks ago, sent us S.
for the Republican this week. W.
are sorry to lo2e Mr.. Medl!n ant
family from Saline, but wish hin
success IN his new home.
The Marshall republican., 1909-01-08

J. NJ. Marksberry and mother,
OF east of town, sent Christmas
with Mr.. and Mrs. Morris Ander
son OF Climax Springs and found
them doing nicely. Mr.. Anderson
sent back a dollar with Mr..
Marksburry for renewal.