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Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

A horse can live % days without solid
food, merely drinking water; II days
without either eating or drinking. and
only Eve days when eating solid food
without drinking.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
=, i:':; s:ii h:;: i e.. e..

John Leidy, farmer living near
Robinson. Kan, has installed a complete
electric light plant on his place. which
lights his house. barns, cowsheds, corn
cribs and granaries.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

An English judge expressed his horror
the other day when witness said he had
"garaged" his auto car. 1t was a new
verb to his honor, and he didn't like it.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
Out of IN. Reach.

"At last ~ exulted the s1-bicyclist as he
SCARED aloft in his aeroplane. 1--WE
found a public highway now where there
is no sprinkling cart demon to come
along and turn it into a sea of mud!"
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
negInning of Trouble.

Mr.. Phusser-Cynthia, l have Joined, q
Don't Worry club.
Mrs. Phusser-I am sorry for the club.
II will have to change its name.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE

Should remember that force that WE CAN
DO THEIR ENTIRE CROWN. BRIDGE AND PLATA
WORK IN DAY. II necessary. POSITIVELY PAINLESS
EXTRACTING FREE when plates bridges ordered.
WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND
ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN NO STUDENTSy
uncertanybut SPECIALISTS. who the most soisn-
tlfc and careful work.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

1t is said that 14.OO0 victims of the
opium habit have been cured within a
few weeks in the Malay states by the
use of a plant recently discovered in
Selangor.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

The Southern Pacific Railroad Com.
pany has bought in San Francisco a lot
on which 1t will erect at once a $3.50, 900
railroad hospital.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
Catarrh

One of the most common Of blood dis
eases, is much aggravated by the sudden
changes of weather at this time of
year. Begin treatment at once with
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which effects rad
ical and permanent cures. This great
medicine has received
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

Borus-Yes, l always rewrite my poems
before send them to publisher.
Naggus-You mean, ] presume before
you send them to the next publisher.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
WISE DENTAL COMPANY, INC.

Dr. W. Wise. Mgr. 2i years Portland Second floor
Failing building. Third and Washington Streets Office
hours: A. M to p NJ Sundays p. NJ Painless ex-
tracing Soc: plates $5 up.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
Marked Improvement.

MY washerwoman." Mrs. Lapsling
was saying. used to lose ever so many
of my sheets and pillow cases, but she
doesn't now. / mark them all with in
telligible ink"
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
Heney.

In his bold fight with ruling craft
He has not feared the thieving crowd.
Under the bludgeonings of graft
His head is bloody. but unbowed.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

"Yes," he said, I'm In love-"
"Huhl" she replied scornfully. IL
wouldn't care to be you"
"And l wouldn't like you to be. ia
rather you were mine"-PhiladeIphia
Press
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

French dairymen have discovered that
the use of wine dregs as food for COWS
improves the quality of the milk and in.
creases the output at least 20 per cent.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

Kitty-Come over to our house and
play with my Teddy bear.
Dicky-Huhl I've got q bull pup to
play with that's real meat.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
40, ,366 Testimonials

in two years, which prove its wonderful
efficacy in purifying and enriching the
blood Best Tor all blood diseases.
In usual liquid form or chocolsted tablets
known as Sarsetabs. 100 doses 81.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

The Oldest church building now stand.
Ing in New York City is st. Paul's
chapel, the corner stone of which was laid
In 1764.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

The charitable people OF London have
formed a union to see that the money
given BY them is properly spent.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

The Emperor of Austria is said to have
the finest collection of orchids in the
world at his palace at Schoenbrunn
There are $4,000 plants
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

Half q gallon Of train oil an hour will
calm the most boisterous sea around q
vessel.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

Mothers WIN find Mrs. winslowss Soothing
Syrup the best remedy TO use fog their Children
turing the teething period.
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07
Uncle Jerry.

ITO often" said Uncle Jerry PEBBLES,
when that there thing they call oppor-
tunity comes along, by jocks, it's only
an opportunity to steal somethin'w
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

Nearly 8 per cent Of the studepu In
German universities are foreigners
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

tiiS nently cured by DIR. a ines Great Nerve Re-
Send for FREE 50 trial bottle and treatise
Or. T. h Kline. Id. sl Arch St.. PhilAdelphiA Pa
Wallowa chieftain. [volume] (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, 1909-01-07

There is enough happiness in sight
II you could get 1t.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
WISCONSIN %: LAWRENCE 0

Madison, Wis. Oct. 9.In a drizs
zling rain the University of Wiscon-,
sin team easily defeated the light but
pIucky Lawrence University, % to o.
Moll, the Wisconsin quarterback, was
the star
During the first sixteen minutes
with Anderson passing the ball for
Wisconsin, no score was made. An
derson was replaced BY Moil, who
has been suffering from rheumatism,
Mol uncorked bcw..dering array Of
forward passes, end runs, and line
|pMnges.
Wilee made the first touchdown
|aftsr a series Of end runs and plpnges
through the Lawrence line. Dean
went over for the second touchdown
after long forward punt from Moll
The third touehdo>n was made by
Wilee on line buck, following Q for
ward punt by Moll to Bunker, and the
fourth was made similar playi
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
MINNIE sofa WINS.

Minneapolis. Oct. a.-Minnesota to-
day defeated Iowa Agricultural Col
lege, Is to O. All MinDesota's scores
were made in the first half. II rained
throughout the game. and the field
was especially muddy in the second
half when the hacks frequently fell,
and the slippery ball caused numer'
Gus fumbIes.
Minnesota scored three touchdowns
two by Pickering and one by John
ston. Epth tore big holes in the Ames
line, and skirted the ends for gains
of 25 to 35 yards Minnesota's first
score was on safety. Ames fumbling
behind her goal line,
In the second half the absence OF
Johnston, Pickering, Pettijohn and
Rademacher from the Minnesota line
made the contest ev.ner. and the half
became punting duel. Minnesota
once carried the ball to Ames' 10yard
line, but was penalised. then lost il
in sumbled forward mass.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
ILLINOIS BEATEN
BY KENTUCKY
IN FOOTBALL GAaE AT CHAM
PAiGN YESTERSAY-FiERCE
CONTEST.
CHICAGO BEAT INDIANA
Harvard nad Cicsc Call With VIII
lams-Prncetoa Played Foor
Game With Fordham, But
Wcn--Other Games.

Chicago, Oct 9,--The University of
Chicago football team defeated In
diana, Il to 0, at Marshall Field today
but the score was larger than the
relative merits o. the rivas seem to
Justify.
All of Chicago's scores were made
in the first half. One touch down
came from a blocked kick another
from a tumble end . third on an in
terrupted forward nass. Worthwine
kicked the goal each time. Three
points accrued to Chicago on Page S
pretty field goal from placement from
the 35-yard line.
ChicaGo's first touchdown ca'ce
when Kassulker grabbed blocked
kick on Indiana's 2o-vard line and
crossed the line unon.osed. A few
moments later Ehrhorn grabted TIE
ball on 2 tumble cId ran 80 yards for
the touchdown.
The feature was PAGES return o.
the kickoff for So yards through a
broken fed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
ANOTHER AERIAL!
RECORD BR0K(N
WHEN WILBUR WRIGHT WENT
OVER CLOSED CIRCUIT 4e
MILES AN -FOUR.
ENGLAND HAS FEVER
And Several Contests Are Planned
Fof Next o,.a,ght-Curtiss
Makes Spectacular Fight
at St. Louis.

College E'ark, Md, Oct. 9.-After
breaking the worlds record for a
flight over a closed circrit Of one
kilometre today. Wilbur Wright pre-
dicted that he coul. attain speed of
sixty or seventy miles an hour in an
aeroplane racer. He had flown the
government aeroplane at rate of ap
proximately DC miles an hour, making
Ia record f5S 3-5, seconds for 500
metres and return, Including the
turn.
To reach higher speed Wright
said he would reIuce the size of the
biplanes and tighten their weight.
Following few successful fights
in the forenoon Wright made two as
tensions late this afternoon. Lieut.
Lahm in one of these flights for the
first time assisted in guiding the ma
chine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
FROM ALBANY TO .
STATEN ISLAND
TO HuDsoN.FuL TON
CELEBRATION WAS WRITTEN
IN FLAMEs--MosT sTuPEN-
Dous lLLuMiNATloNs.

New York Oct. ga farewell to-
the Hudson Fulton celebration was
written in flame tonight from Staten
Island to Albany. AT 8 O'Clock the
combined searchlights of million
candle power from the Battery to
Riverside Drive, blended in one
straight upward beam. Apart from
the fireworks and voluntary illumina-
tions by dwellers along the Hudson,
the HudsonFulton commission pro
yided 36 peat cones. each 30 feet high
packed with brilliant inflammahles.
They burned six hours with almost
no smoke. each sent up a GO foot
column of solid flame.
Brooklyn ended the celebration
with carnival parade OF so floats
and $1,000 marchers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
TAT I MAKES A
GOOD TRAnPtR
FLOODED FOUR MILES FROM
GLACIER POINT TO EL PoH
tai, CALIFORNIA. YEsTER-
pAY-REsUME TRIP TODAY.

El Portal. Oct. ~. Having travelled
d hundred miles around the Yosemite
Valley. President aft will resume his
Journey over the southwest tDmor-
row
The president was wet with perspI-
alton ater trainping long trail, wetn
to bed while his clothing was hung
out 70 dry.
Today the president set such q pace
on the four mile trail from Glacier
Point to Yosemite that Congressman
Mckinley and Needham called for
help. One result Of the president's
Yosemite trip has been to make him
enthusiastic on forestry.
A forty ton boulder fell down the
mountain last night and landed direct
" in the road over which the presi-
dent travelled Thursday and passed
again today enroute back to FL Por-
tai
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
AT ANN ARRoR.

Ann Arhor Oct. J.--After holding
Michigan to nothing in the first half
Case Scientific School Of Cleveland,
was defeated, 8 to 0. A place kick
from the 35-yard line by Captain Al
lerdice saved the game for Michigan,
Michigans offense in the seasons
first game was disappointing. In
juries and lack of training resulted
in her having a crippled lineup
against the veteran ease eleven.
Michigan, however. showed much
stronger defense, The brilliant work
of Lawton, the new Michigan fullback
was responsible for most of Michi-
gan's gains.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

play longer than fifteen minute
halves. In the first half within %
yards of the local goal Captain Bar
bee circled the Illinois right end for
a run to the goal POSTS. Shanklin
kicked the goal E. A. White, Of the
Illinois coaching stat. referee in the
second half. declared touchdown by
Illinois illegal after Richards made a
35yard run from :. forward pass.
Later Illinois blocke. Kentucky kick
and were awarded 2 safety, this being
Illinois only score.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

of his bird.like machine. Curtiss eelc-
trified thousands of rainsoaked spec
tators late today by sweeping flight
of a mile over Forest Park. Adverse
conditions prevented other aviators
starting.
Curtiss was in the air a minute and
forty seconds, covered close to nine
furlongs, rising forty feet high, turne
in great arc and returned and land
ed lightly.
Baldwin, Knabenscaue and Beachy
had entered the contest in dirigibles
for the speed. prize of $1,000, but be
cause of darkness the race was called
off. High wind and rain squalls pre-
vailed previously.
The wind this morning prevented
Curtiss intended long flight.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
ENGLAND HAS FEVER.

London, Oct. 9.--Aviation has sud-
denly seized upon England. All kinds
of competitions are promised In the
next fortnight Conflicts in the dates
of the meetings have caused spirit
ed correspondence BlacKpooi chose
dates between October 1923, raising
100000 in prizes The Doncaster
committee issued program for a
meeting to commence Oct is. The
Aero Club refuses to sanction the
Doncaster week as it infringed upon
the dates at Blackpool. This carries
the disqualification or aviators com,
peting In Doncaster in any subse.
quent contests. French aviators at
Doncaster are reaoy to wefy the
ruling.
Captain F. S. Cody, the American
|aeroplanist, now in the service of the
British army. informed the Aero Club
Of his intention to r.iiiil his contracts
at Doncaster.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
PURDUE DEFEATED.

Lafayette, Oct. 9.--Northwestern
defeated Purdue, IA to 5, today.
Northwestern made two touchdowns
and dron kick Johnson made two
touchdowns in the same manner. get
ting the ball by intercepting a for
ward pass. and running 10 yards for
the touchdown. Purdue's only touch
lown was made in the second half,
Purdue had the ball on Northwest
crns five yard line when the game
ended end would have scored.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
SCOTCH WOMAN WINS GOLF
CHAMPIONSHIP OF AMERICA

Philadelphia, Oct. 9.-Miss Dorothy
Campbell, of Scotland, defeated Mrs.
r. H, Barlow. of Philadelphia, today
in the final match of the Womens Ma
tional Golf tournament, 8 up, 2 to
play, and added the championship 81
America to her long list of champion.
ships, she being still the women's
open champion of England, and has
been three times champion of Scot
land. The sportsmanship of the
American srowd showed itself, and
Miss Campbell said:
Never have | been more sincerely
praised for victory, even when /
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

Indiana, however, did not seem out
classed They stiffcRed wonderfully
in the second half Twice Indiana
held when in extreme danger, once
on her toward line md once on the
the 5-yard line, and kicked the ball
into safe territorv.
Chicago's compact squal smashed
through for FIVE and ten yards re
peatedly. hit the ground and had tc
accept the consequent 15 yard penal
ties. There was little choice between
the teams in this half, although Chi
cago had her share on the offense.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
CENTENNIAL AT AN END
Nearly Four Hundred Thousand Peo-
-->-~@
Pile Visited st. Louis the Past
Week,
Wee!..

st. Louis, Oct 9.--The concluding
function of the centennial was the
banquet whereat all crvic bodies uni
ted to discuss the city's welfare De
spite the adverse weather the open
air carnival was hilarious.
At the dedication of the new public
park today in the enclosure of the old
fair grounds racing association, the
speakers included Secretary Naugle
and Governor Hadley. Nearly 100000
visitors were here during the week.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
Good CROWD PRESENT
All Majestic Range Exhibit Yesterday
--Prixes Awarded by Woodward
Hardware Co.

There was a great jam of people
yesterday afternoon at the Woodward
Hardware Co.'S big establishment on
Ohio street to attend the close OF the
great Majestic Range exhibit and sale,
The crowds had been good every day
Of the week. but yesterday in spite Of
cloudy weather, the record was hrok-
en-. The 2e-piece silver set was award
ed to Mrs. Chas Stack and the second
and third prizes to Mrs. H. X. Howard
aud to Mrs, Joseph Dishinger respect
iyely
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
INDIANS WANT MODIFICATION.

Pierre, Oct 9Congressman Burke.
chairman of the Indian Affairs com
mittee, today conferred with Sioux In
dians who desire notifications of the
territory to be opened for settlement
in the Cheyenne river reservation. He
will place the matter before congress
prior to the opening next spring
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

brought the womans championship
title back to Scotland,
Herbert Jacques, president of the
National Association, in presenting
the medal said;
You are credit to the land of
your birth, the home Of golf. We hope
to see you on this side again before
anothef year passes"
Miss Campbell played one OF the
best games ever shown by woman
In America, but Mrs. Barlow never
the less defeated herself by falling to
take advantage OF many opportuni-
ties at critical times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
SIMPLEX GAR WINNER
In 200 Mile Automobile Race al rhii.
aielphia esterdsy--Robert-
son at the Wheel

Philadelphia, Oct. s,-Traveling at
"a terrific rate rs times over the eight
mile corrse at Paramount Park this
afternoon, George Robertson won the
200 mile stock chassis road race In a
-four cylinder aahorse power Simplex
car, Twenty-one automobiles started.
The first prize was 81 600 cup ansl
|s2, SEQ. Rcbertson's time was
|s.sS.5S 4.5,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
PENNSYLVANIA WINS.

Philadelphia. Oct, 9-Pennsylvanla
defeated West Virginia, IL TO Q. Only
in the last ten m;nu;es did Fennsyl-
yania succeed in scoring. Previously
Pennsylvania was held for downs
three times inside OF West Virginia S
10-yard line.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
CORNELL HAD SCARE.

Ithica, Oct. 9.--Oberln gave Cor
nell a scare today, scoring the first
touchdown in seven minutes. Grey.
the Oberltn left hail ran back with
punt from the 30.yard line through
the entire Cornell team Cornell
braced UP and won, t6 to g.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
De PALMA, MoT0RIsT, BADLY
HURT TN AUTOMOBILE RACE

Danbury, Conn, Oct. 9.---As the re-
SUIT OF a bursting tire during the race
On the faar groun.ls track today
Ralph De Palma was thrown twenty
rect, sustained fractured thigh, and
possibly internal injuries.
me accident happened on the last
lap Of the five mil. rree-for.al, where
IN DE Palma, driving a Fiat Cyclone,
wagner with Columbia, and Brown
with fiat were entered.
De Palma was going mile a min
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
Looking Forward.

every horseman at Churchill Downs
shipped tonight to .Latonia, where the
"a day fall session will begin Monday
After this the horsemen will migrate
to tracks in Florida, and Juarez, Mex
ice.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
ENGLISH WIN AGAIN.

Baltimore, Oct. 9.--The Pilgrims
English Association football team
defeated the team picked from the
Association football clubs OF Bal.i-
more, Ii to 0,
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
MIX GETS BIG WELCOME.

Paris, Oct. Edgar w Mix, vic
tor OF the international balloon race,
was accorded warm reception on his
arrival here today by the Americans
and officers of the French aero club.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
PRINCETON WAS SLOW.

Princeton, Oct, 9.--Princeton mar
rowly escaped being held to nothing
by Fordham toJay, Crnningham's
drop kick In the last minute of play
giving the locals the victory to O..
1t was the poorest football played by
the Princeton team in years.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
HARVARD BARELY WINS.

Cambridge, Mass. Oct. 9,--Harvard
had the narrowest escape from defeat
by Williams today, squeezing through
with a victory, 8 to g. In the first
half Williams played all around the
Crimson.
Several changes were made in the
Harvard line in the second half.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

ute, passed 'Erown and was overhaul.
ing Wagner when I. rear tire burst,
the machine swerved. crashed through
the inclcsure and turned turtle. De
Palma's condition is not considered
critical.
The machine, which was cmashed
to pieces. Was the one Cedrino was
driving when he was killed during tae
Pimlico races in 1907.
The race was won by Wagner in
7:43A.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
KENTUCKY BEATS ILLINOIS.

Champaign, Oct. 9.Kentucky Uni
versity today defeated the University
Of Rhois. G.to 2. The Kentuckians
were fast hard fighters, and we're aid
ed BY brief periods, they refusing TO
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
A Rule.

As rule you can form fairly ac-
curate opinion Of what your neighbors
think OF you by what they say OF 9TH
ers. Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
No SENSATIONS
At LEXINGTON
THE FAvoRlTE WINNING IN EACH
EVENT OF THE RACE
PROGRAM.
.LATONIA OPENS MONDAY
And All Race Horse Men Leave
Churchill Down, Louisville--24
eApays VIII Be Putin at
Latcnia.

Lexington, Ky, Oct. 9.-There was
nothing sensational in today's racing,
the favorite winning in each event.
Summary:
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
cuRTlss MAKES FLIGHT.

st. Louis, Oct. 9.-Under brilliant
rainbow that set off the golden planes
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
Natures order.

Maeterlinck: Not a single day IL
trivial
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

Want ads In the Bulletin are sure
result producers. Try onA
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
Cubs Win Anain.

Chicago, Oct. 9.The Nationals
won the second game of the city
championship series by punching long
hits with bases on balls in the eighth
and ninth innings.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10
LAToNiA OPENS MONDAY.

Louisville, KY, Oct. Practically
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

New York, Oct. 9.-The Boston
Americans batted Wiltse and Mar
guard freely and won.
The Cairo bulletin., 1909-10-10

Wiltse, Marqcard, Gran
dali and Schlei: Cicotte and Dono-
hue.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1909-08-26

as he supposed give him relief
imagine our local mans surprise to
find hi friend still ia a peck of
trouble Investigation showed that
at about the same time the turtle
commenced business a band of yellow
jackets constituted themselves com
mittee of investigation to determine
the exactquality Of hams the Windy
City was sending out. Evidently
they found the quality A. |: fracas
Exhibit ''B" showed they went Into
the subject as fully as any Congress
sional Committee would likely have
done. Hoping to afford suffering one
some satisfaction he cdlled his atten-
ton to the reputed aDti-pnuematic
qualities of bee stings which only
produced a retOrt to the effect that
''he never had rhuemat ism" or over
much luck fishing After the blue
atmosphere had cleared sufficiently to
discover bis shoes and other garments
Chicago, by very careful management.
succeeded in getting clothed once
more and commenced gathering up
his tackle Imagine his surprise
when on pulling in s pole he found
he had at LIST, succeeded on hooking
on a rather small fish, With a forced
smile he held il al arms length and
said Little ti>hy you will probably
have the honor Of being about the
only tish in Wisconsin whose capture
and weight will not be exaggerat ed
when l get back to Chi--for its back
to Chi with me and not a murmur:
when l get back there" Oh me. Oh
my. but how would this scene work
on a moving picture?
Moral: Rube, sometimes, knows how
to dress.