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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
GentidlauS.
Sine Glariteanne.
Berlin. 27 Oft

Berlin, 27. Oft.
9ie ngtor0Oeutihe 9Iagelneine Sci.
tlng" erflart in 9eipreditne zines
IN Sanblrg broffentIidten 9lrtifels
iiber Die ougeblih nit GinapiIligung
oes 9luSpdrtigen 9Im.eS erfoIgte
gtusipnnOerung BON oeutiben arbei.
tern nod 0em oberen gImn5onengc.
bet in 9roiilien, nm BORT in oie
9ienite elmer amer. @eieaidaft ,i
treten, oie bort cine 9obn baut onB
Die bctreiien6e @tittbeiIung folid 1T
Die 8eituug iiigt bin5u Dob oos
gusmdrtige gtmt nidt nur ole 9tus.
nonoering niht ernutbigte. ION.
bern cine oircfte @arnung Dor Der
gusipanOCruna nod jenen unneiuu.
Dem @ebiet. 0urtb oos ole @iienbu6t
oebnlit mir0 prliee
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
9lau 6ramdJt 8clS.
Berlin, 27. Cftober

Berlin, u. GttobeI.
Die 9ieifsregierilng bat 0ie gie-
gieruna Der gunoesituaten eriuft,
ibre gerid)te iiber Die geplante Gin.
iiibrung Der @ertb3upo6sitener mii
2ano 81 6eihleunigen. Cine Dies.
be3iiglide 9lnfijnoigung miro bon Der
.5ranfnlrter e3iting" oerofieltIiht.
2ieies glatt ertl1rt 3ugleih. Die ge.
gierltng iei geneigmt, oen W1iini5ipa.
Iitdten einen fiinfidbrigengfobott gum
ourbihrittliben Vetrag Der erbobe.
men 3lDodsiteuer pGbreno Der Qe.
riooe elmer iolhen Heidsiteuer &c.
mabreH.
Cine iolde Steuer miro boups
iGhlid bon ben aonierbotiuen i'm
Reihstog 6eiiirrDortet, troeoem tie
ole groBC Dloiie Der 2anoeigentbiimer
Iteael glber Die Bertb3upadsIteucr
iDiiroe bouptidhIid ouf @rln0eigen.
tbum in Staoten uno Srtidaiter er1.
inGen. mabrenO Die gouernl1noP.
reien, bic inn 8ertbe nur iuenig ooer
gor nidt iteigen, unberiibrt blieben.
IoS Jinon3miuiiteriim 1T iiber
ben BIdn elmer 0ertb3muodsiieuer
nidt ent3iidt. oa idbon etma bimoert
Ytini3ipaliinten cine iolhe Steuer
eiu9eiubrt babeu.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
Stabltruit unS grunacn,r6e.

9ie ,,llniteo Stdtes Steel Gorpo.
rotion" in 9ittsbure oeriuft gegen.
pdrtia. Die neun in 5opette Gountp
i'm getrieb beiinolihen 9rauereieA
oufsutaufer. Inn 10 Die 9ier5ufubr
Ser 9lrbeiter in Der Goferesion Sii
fontroairen. Sbuobl Der geriuh, oie
grouereien 5u toniolioireu, i'm Rn.
men Der ogittsburg greping 60. "
genoft miro. perIoutet aus 3uoerIdi.
flyer Guene. oaB Der Stdbltruit nit
ieiren gfiIIionen binter Dem Broieft
itebt lno ieinen meiitens aus Nus.
lonoern beitebenoen glrbeitern ocn
@ierfeiIeI bober bdngeu nil. = Der
Soiinlng. ooourh minoeitens einen
brei Gro3ent boberen @elpinn aus
ieinem RieientopitaI bcrausidIaeen
gu tonnen.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29

ionotrn etn iun1er gBoIf iei. Setnes
@iTsns broudtsn 86lfe ipeoer rers
Tteusrt su tptrben, nod uutsrlGgen lie
sinem Maultorb3pdnae. Die Steuers
beb6rbe aob fia NIT Der GrfIGrun9
niht 5ufrieben, ionbsrn forbsrts ben
Tohipeis, bdB Der 6unb Elm ,@olf"
Fsi. Die BoIiaei T6entte bsm Di9tsr
@laubtn: bic SFoIsr mar Gin sepFefftrs
tes Strdfmanbot.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
500. Nie0riG. eaIub. SeIietu
Nnarnptirunarn I'M OIrtreipe.

g8ei5en. 30. rob. $1,20-f2l; 30.
roib. Stills; 30 2 barter 9inieripei8sH,
SlOS-t.1t: go. 3 bo., $i.04-1.0s: go.
noroIiber 5ribiahrsnei5en. S1.07--i.0s- 20.
2 uorblider SSriibiabrspctlen. s1.O6--1 OF u ;
30 8 5rhhidbrsiuet5en, St03-1.O7.
storn 30. O. 6OA Ole; 80. iueib. 61h--
6t%c; 20 eelb 60% %-61c; go 3, coz
6O%e; 20. 8 peiB. 6ike; go. eeIb, 6ie;
Qo a. B0--60%e.
Safer. no NETS. liKe; 30. 3 tueib. 3s%
40 nc; 30. peib. 36-39Hc; Sianbnro,
u--41Ae.
Roaaen mar in befferer 9adfraee uub bic
Qreile ielt December. 73c Wlui, Tie; Ro. 2.
T3iL--74e: so 3. 67-72c 30. 4. 56-67e.
8ufnbr, ~ WaaqonlnouHeen.
lSerite mar beiidnoi1 W1nls.Bcrfie. 55-6be:
oemiif,is, 52-54c Seeeninss, $3.50. 8u'
iubr, II gSaeeonldbuneen.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
3taIien.
2susntt ben pOlitiidjcu 6bdrafter pon
Stos lester 9ieiie.
Ron1. %. OFT.

9ont. %. Oft.
Ter bieiige iapaniide goti6aiter
&a1nidi oriidte ben @unif aus.
bab Die 92reiie ibre 9lngaben forri.
eiren mohte, ourd Die mad ieiner
gaGnung Elm ialiber einorud BON
ben Qbfhtcu beroorgeruien ndre, sic
s5to BEL ieinem geiude in Der Tono.
idurei oeriolgte er iaate, DAB es
nift nobr pdre 6nB cSto IN elmer
giiiiion mad Der 8anoiflurei aeqon.
gen mare Die iit oui oie geliebun.
gen guiiten SSopan iino Rubl0n6 be.
5ogen bate. 7ie Reiie bate Inn ge.
genibeil eineu gan3lib prioaten Gbo.
ratter gebabt un6 6os ,3uianunentre'.
fen 3piiden Sto uno 6em ruiiiifen
Giuar3miHiiter tuare ein rein 5ufal.
Iiges s1Deieu.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29

Sine 8lntthat.
ssouri6alt, Deinn., %.

sSnuribalt, YHnn., q. DIT
geobe bier ipuroe in ieinen Boot
Der Slider Sbomas @turrap eri6oi-
len oufgefllnoen, uno nabebei lag
iein 9arneroo 9lrtbur 9orooie beiin.
nitngsIoS nit eingeidlagenem Sdd.
0el. 0ton bdIt 8mei 9onoitreider.
'oenen Wturrop lmo 2arooie ieit ct.
Iiden WIonaten Sb6ab gapdbrten
uno Die peri6puneen iino, fiir Die
Sbdter.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
Sranfrcid.
srancisco SerrcrS lester g2illc.

1}tuHtlSAu utility llplVh %SluCs
Boris. %. Oft.
Cos 3eitament 0on 5roncisco Ser.
rer, Der in Barcelona ais 0eridJmo.
rer gcgen ole ipaniide Regieruuo
btngeri1tet apur0e. lit bier petoiie;t.
Iidt uoroen. Ser TeItamcntsuoa,
itreder miro oarin beauitroot. nit
Der @er0iientlifunq BON ;Serrers
99erfen iiber Die mooernen Shulen
un0 Gr5iebung iort3uiabren. Ter
Seitotor erflart. OaB Die @eidihte
feline llni6ulo an oen Tag bringen
miro. bod beidruort or feline SSreunoe,
iib nidt oarum 5u fiimmern mas
man ibm notreoe, oa i'm oieiem sc.
ben MIR Sboten 3abIer". Gr fiigt
eiHer ausorud oes geoouerus bin.
gu, bob ieine 2eide ui6t berbrannt
neroen tonnte.
Garis. %. Oft.
Senri 9ernItein Der Irnmatifer,
uro 5roncois GbeDaiiu. Elm 5beotet.
fritifer, batten i'm Qrirce Bart Elm
giitolenouea. gIiemano nuroe Der.
,punoet. Gbeoaiiu icucrte 5uerit unO
ifoB oorbei ua6rcro geruitein iei.
nen Shub uberboupt niht abga6.
gernitein iogte. ais man ibn iragte.
tuesbalb er nidt geiboiien b6tte. er
bate es oergeiier Ter Gtreit tuar
iDegen zines 9lrtifels entitanoen. in
Dem @einitein Den aritifer ongagriI.
fen bate Gbeoaiiu bate Die SCRIBE.
rurd aeiteut.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
~ciu, -'
gf> JWlnO(er.
Gs itcllt I'D bcrans, Oaf Der M6rSer
Gjc6harot alias WnIlcr ans oem
Seiratbrn luublbobenosr YtGS.
Gsn Gin 1sidJiit mndltr.
sSas idDOu i'm Sudt6ans.
92pm gorf % Sft

91eu Dorf, %. Oft.
Tie 9lnitrengungen, Ole BON oeit
Beb0roen BON SuifoIf gountp, Gong
SsIono, ecmaht luuroen, nm IN @r'
fabrung 81 bringen, oh Srie0rih@eb-
bnrot, Der geitanoen bat, anno 2u'
tber ernoroet 5u baben, aud nod
ouosre @eiber gebeiratbet bat iino
beIobnt aporoen, oenn IS bat li6 einc
Srou gefunoeu, Die bebaitptet' oaB
@ebbarot. Der oonaIS ben gtamcn
Otto 9aiiller fiibrte, iie Dor IA Sobrell
in glublan0 eebeirotbet bdtte. Die
sSrou, oie ibren MtGo1ennmnen,
Wfinnie 3oienou, tpieoer ongenom.
men bat, tpobnte Dem S5nqueit bel,
Der in SSslip nbaebaIten rpuroe, uno
ioentifi5irte babel @ebborot nit ouer
9eitimmtbeit, ols oen MiiIler, Der iic
in &ubIano gebeiratbet bat
,,9tahoem er fib in BEN 9eiib mel
ner oniebnliden 0litgift gebra6t
bate, iagte lie. ynerIieb Niiiqer mid
uno 9ing nob 9Lmerifn. @ebborht
iou ouh nod pom oem 9ruoer oer
Srou ioentiii5irt fperoen, penn Der
SSnqueit om eSreitag srpie0er oltige-
nonunen miro. Die 8oIi5ei iuht audi
nod na6 elmer anoeren 6rau. Oie
cine 3eitIong oieI nit @ebbaret jii-
iammen tpor, Dor et1pa einem Sabre
ober in gebeimniBOoIler 8eiie Der.
i9luano.
gefip gorf, %. Sft.
Der 9oIi5eiinipeftor 0tcGaffertp
iteIte felt, ooB 6rieorid @ebbarot.
alias Otto Neiiner. einen 3u6tbaus.
termin in Sing Sing tpegen GroB.
6iebitobIs lmo Wleineios oerbiiBt bat,
neil er 1896 bier SRI. Senn @eBner
unter Dem &eirotbsberiprehen nm
ibre @riporniile in S0be BON $500
beihninoeIte SRI. @eBner beont.
iportete cine Seiratbsan5eige @e6.
borot's in einem oeutiden 8latte.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29
gcridJt DER llebcrIsbeuOeH.
Ct. Nohn. 81. 9. %. Oft.

Cine sln,abl non Gdleppbooteu
urto auoeren Bahrscsigcu iino aus
oieiem Saien no6 SeoI Cope. @rouo
Monan SsIano. mo Der 0aEtpier Der
9onaIOionIinie nSeltia" oui cine
&Iippe Itei, in Der Sofiulng nbge.
fobren, nod etuiee lleberIebenoe bon
Der 0tannifait oes aeI6eiterten
9anrpfers oitf5ulanrmeIn. Mon miro
iid beionbers beuliiben. Oen @erblei6
zines flcinen 9iettllnesbootes su er.
fun0en, oos afs Iesfes Die rSeitia"
berIieb nit 10 oieI Meuihen. oils eS
su faiien oermohte. glls es 3itlcbt
eeieben tpuroe. f1nlptte es idnper nit
ben bodaeben0en Moeer 9ur 3cit
Der RotaItropbe bIies Der ggino NIT
Itlirnturtiaer @elpaIt pom llfer her
uno er pebt aud Jest nod 8iemIih
Itarf BON Ser 4iifte ber. obidon cr
betrdhtlid) na6geIoiien bat Die nll.
eerneine 9lnIibt lit. ooB oas 2ebens.
rettungsboot in oas NteCr bindiis &c.
trieben tpuroe. Ger 3ilitdn0 Der
feds Qeilte, 0ie BON ben 2ebensbooten
gerettet tpuroen. lit beOnuernSlpertb.
Sbne cine ausfht nlii Gettung tpu.
rem Iie olrf Dem @rof 8uriidgeloiien
iporOen, ais ons Ieste Boot obgeiob-
rem mar. Tie 9eit. Die iie IN oieiet
hiiIfloien Gage oertrohten. ipannte
ibre Nerpen iibermdbig an, un0 as
fie BON Der ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
obaebolt lpuroen, beionoen tie iih in
einem 3uItonoe ooIliger Gridopiirn8,
Ger brittle geaat Steipnrt bradl noll'
Itanoiq Suiam1aen uno peinte, ais er
in bas 2ebensrettlngsboot gebroht
spuroe, uno es ooucrtc lnnge 3cit,
ebe man oon ibm einen 8eridt CT.
lnngen fonnte.
GaItport, ore, %. Oft.
Cine erneute Gurrbiiht Der 2iiten
oes aeiheiterten Dampiers .Selti1"
eraab, oaB leine 8eiosuug nit Gin.
ihIuB oes 9apit0ns gtelpnlan 30
Wlonn betrug. glnBer0em mares
nod stuei anaben uslD Bpet beiufeb-
renoe &ie6bdnoIer an 9oro. S5n Dem
9oote, nelhes berab5uldiien ca
gIiidte, befanoen iib % 8erioner.
@abrI6einIih lit 0as Boot abcr
Ibon Dor Eagesonbruh eeiheitert.
3tpei BON oieier 3obI Daren ans Oem
@oiier aufgefiid)t. in 0os iie gefouell
noren, oIs oas erite Boot lnTiflug.
@s ideint, oaB man Die 2eute al
@or0 oes Oanpiers in 5ipei Boots
Iooungen bon 26 Wann, ooruntcr
Der &apit6n, uno 10 2euten eig..
tbeiIte.
@s Ideinf, oob 6oS Boot oes ga,
pitdns feline 9ellte aifgenomm1n
bate pdbreno in oem anoeren Boot
crit II bon oen Is 8erionen. Die ou-
fir beitintmt paren. ourin 9lae &C.
funoen batteu, ols pIobIi6 Der
Strif, bon Dem 6ieies 3rpeite Beot
feitgeboIten puroe, rib mb oIIe 9yn.
ioIien in oos @1iier qeihIeuOert
fDurOen. 2en per Neuten, 0le al
9oro ocs Ganlpiers 5uriidgeblieban
Dareu geIang es. 3Dei BON oieien
Mdnnern aus Dem 8aiier 3u 3iebed.
Oieie iehs 0ldnuer moren e5. Die
bon ser 2ebensrettungsinonnihait
bon Seal Gooe an 2ano gebrah!
fpuroen. 3pei anOere maren pon
&apitdr gteipman'5 &euten in ibg
Boot ge5ogen moroen uno einen iilni.
ten lab man aaein in Dem 3meiteu
9oote, oas iid mic0er auigeri6t'i
bate, Oapontreiben Seds @anucr
uno anaben ertronteu i'm 8aiier ne
ben Der nSeitin".
Nau bat menig 6Offuuug. ooB bic
Bermibten nod aerettet meroen.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29

lleber pidtige ard a o.
logiThe 5unoe miro aus StodRoIm
gemeloet: Or. Otto 6roeoin bat beim
Oms sgeras in Der RGbe tes Detternz
lees llsberrste einss 1000 Scbrs ais
ten qfablbdues entoedt un0 'oort
unb 8erdtbe aus Stein,
Glint, 9no4en unO 6orn gefunosn.
IS lit bas Der erite Oerartise 5uno i'm
Roroen @uropaa.
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Ghirnnprr Wiehmnrft.

girobieb. Buiubr. 22.500. Darunier irorer
$500 adlber 1te greie nnrsu pts io!et:
tsrs ss.50-e 90: BuIIen. s3.0O-te5: falbst.
SS'0O-975. Stoders uue 5teeers s2.75-
VSbnsire gu'ubr. 10000. Tie Vreife ra.
,er mic iolat qetchie S735-77 10; oemtldie,
s7 3O-7s5. ihmere. S745--7 90.
shnie 8uiubr. $4,000. Die 9reile roren
pis Iolaf. qdmmer, $500 90: gDiboer. SfO0
"a 30; sdbrlinae, S35o-535: Gpts Sf.50-
b2b
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nmnhnrr Wirhmnrft.

Euni0. ZI Effober.
RirSbieh. 9u'ubr, $500 Ter Dlnrii por BE-
ndr6ia ginbcmiihe siiere. S3.85-e25
Trrnss ztierc 50 00-5.15. albe unb Sei'ers
81 sO-425: garners s225-325. sioders
nm Eeebers 81 s5--5 25: qdIber. So So 90,
Hnlicn gidqs etc. 81 75--4t0.
rhmeine 9ulubr 1900 Ter Wnrft mni
5-f0c nie6riger Edpere. S7b0-1e0 ee'
~ 90 S. tn. iefefe 81 3S-7b5- Grr
ieI. s025-7oo; 1urhiauIiis5sriduis s145-
eba'e 8u'ubr. 10000 Ter gparit ipar bs.
ndroiq 11hrunae. s4s0-b40; Ntbbet. 81 0u
eco.
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geIsien.
@eitcrc GhOlcrafGGc.

8riiiiel, 81. Sft.
gs miro omtlih algefnOigt. Dob
in Der 5ebn WeiIen iiroIih BON 9tnt.
iperpen geIegenen Ortihoft Boon
Sebn 9erionen on ser Cholera aeitor.
ben iino. 0as belgiide 9luspdrtige
Inrt bat oas 9luftreten ser Cholera
on ale ausp6rtigen Hegierungen &C..
nel0et.
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GbicngOer Wlnrftberidt.
R1rHnherihf.

Babeod. Rufbton & Go. Rocierp.
9ebduoe. beri6en Iber ben Getreibemarit mis
Iplat:
1gei3en itiee iriib auf St.O5ss fuuobl flr 2e.
5emeber iuie aub @lni. iniolee iinrier aabels
nudlridten aus Yiberpool 2as odrGuf folgenoe
oueemeine SeridufeH bntte Elm 5nIIen sur
Golee; eegen SdluB erbolten flo bic Bretfe
spteoer nm 1Ac
Sorn itieg ebenialIs slnfanss nno fieI bar.
ouf foieoer.
M1nisSnfer feI nm Ac. nmIidb auf ACC
Die ShluBuottruiipeu muren fpte iolaf:
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Saiuuii.
gu 3tOS Sob.
6onoIulu, % s

ADIplulh % 2tt.
Tie aoreoniide @otriotiide 2iga
bat ioIgeuoes 3irfularidreibeu Der.
ofientlidt, IN oem Benugtbuung iiber
oie Grmorouug oes 5iiriten sSto aus.
ae6riift miro:
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Wenlg JoTnung.

Gs III 5iemlif iidDcr, oah BON ben
2euten an Suro DeS geidDeitcrtcu
Sampisrs rScitia" MIR icds
ssm Sob sHtrppnsn mn.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1909-10-29

Die ,,,Iereitern"-5ettu
9en baben Ole Geicbicbte
BON Ga Groiie nicPt nur
mttibreiben feneern nit
mtactcn belfen.
Holbrook argus., 1909-07-27

f bunch of dr.mmers. w>o wcr" -'"rin~ each other wit'i fairy ta.es ~bout the goods they sold
 I'll back three of the lad; n tha, ccl!ect:,I to dream longer tan . Y. other crunmers on the track.
 It's pipe that they can soI b'''~' to each other all dIy and never wa, up.
 A guy named Mutt Dawson W, holding forth
 Ee's a mOst reckless spe1Ithr.f. with his wo"'1. anl tho mem t n::.- to the English language erc- listened to.
 Mutt was telling them about hyrno- tizing a JChn Wa1amaker rle- h. !c prince in Pikesvine, Ind, to -hc e.. tent of $200 for open-work socks farm CTS size. and then a chap named Jach Dean sent his ballr on up by te,. lg us how he sold the Siegel-Coorn~s cf BugsTort la, $3U0 worth of Panama hats for horses.
 The Hot Air association was in fu, session when Buck Jones ca~cmc;.
Holbrook argus., 1909-07-27

Dear Bunch: FIn headed for home, but the hurdles al kcldilg me back.
 met a whole flCck of the boys" in Rochester yestercay morning, and since most of 'e1n were making a flying leap for New York, ycu can be- lieve me it was swift squad of sports hat climbed into one of MT. Pullman's sleep-wagons and permitted thep selves to be yanked over the rails.
 A bunch of brisL ones-believe me!
 There was Charlie Hammond, lead ing man with the Kitty, the Rash Girl' Company; DIvid Terrence, first heavy with the n'elodrama entitled "The Haunted Automobile; or, Who Stole the Muffler?' Frank Westerto1, first low sad vita the "Crazy-Qu1t Burlesquers; Emmett Corrigan. who is featuring through the provi lces on How to Play Bridge Without Impair ing the Tonsils;" Malcolm William, the handsomest leading man in the show-business when completely shaved; William Burress, the Bath Robe King; Charlie Abbott, who sells that fine Monticello honey-dew, and Arthur Shaw
 Shaw travels for clothing house in Cincinnati, and they call him Slim
Holbrook argus., 1909-07-27
"How's My 'ittIs GirIy WirIy?"

over frC.a the otl CT end of the car an1 VIC: Hc3-in w:th us. Buck is q sweller
 Ee thinks he strikes 12 on Gll occa- sions, but his clock is all to the pazIz. Buck ;Sl't drummer-nay. nay! take back your goll!
 Fell look you straight in the eye and tel you he's tra;eling sale5mAa nix Cn the drummer, I think Buck sells canned sh.r;- waists for the Shiae Brothers And now, Bunc!5, here is wEere affx one of Uncle Sam's prom $ O. carry to this document and drcp it il the little green boz.
 7 he Same Ever,
 ,. H. Copyright 1908. by C w. Dillingham; Col
Holbrook argus., 1909-07-27
JUST A FEW SUGGESTIONS.

Even if you are an Englishman, don't think that 'ugging is 'armless. It's 'armful.
 The man who marries a grass wid- ow must not expect necessarily to live in clover
 Unless you are an exceptionally fine musician and poulterer you had better not try to set hen to music.
 To the Brooklyn man who ate too much duck and suffered indigestion thereby, we suggest that he consult quack doctor.
 Says a poet: If misfortune over takes you, smile" Very good advice, but suppose that misfortune overtakes you in a strictly prohibition town?
 Never carry your civic pride too far, like the Minneapolis congregation which rose and left the church one Sunday because the minister took his text from St. Paul.
 When a girl who has encouraged young man for about two years tells him suddenly that she can never be more than a sister to him, he can for the first time see the freckles on her nose.
 Be not an egotist. A professor has calculated that if men were really as big as they sometimes feel, there would be room in the United States only for two professors, three lawyers, two doctors and reporter on Phila- 1elphia paper.-The Bohemian.
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Hair anl NareditH.

Gertrude and Charles Davenport, connected with tha Carnegie insti Il tion's station at Gold Spring Harbor N. Y, writing in ;he American Nat uralist of tte results of their ob5orT2- tions on the "Heredity of Hair Torn in Man." say it is HOW possible to pre- dict from the hair af parents the io:In of their cEi!dre IS hair, w1Ct-2T straight, wavy curly or frizzy. Th"v find that the following rules are a . most ilva fable: Two blue-eye1 straight-taired parents will have oH,y blue eyc6. s-raight-haired ch:, Ten Two wavy-hai!ed parents may have straight, wavy or curly-haired chil- dren. but the chances of curly hair ace slight. Two curly-kaired parents. may have children wit, either straight wavy or curly halr, and the propor ton of curly-haired offspring will prob ably be large"
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They Call Him Slim.

lecause he's getting so fat that eve, lime he turns around he meets him. Jeff coming back.
 He's all to the good-that boy is!
 And such a cut-up!
 Slim knows more "look-out!- there s-a-lady-overthere!" stories than any other drummer in the business.
 Then there was Nick Dalrymple and Tod Gilpin-two live ones with a full set of sparks flying.
 Nick goes after the orders for a hardware house in Columbus, and he knows everybody in the world-bar one family living In Yonkers.
 Nick has only one trouble, he will paddle after the punies.
 Whenever he makes a town where there's a poolroom bis expense-account gets fat and beefy, and Nick begins to worry for fear he may win something.
 He won SIP in Cleveland once, and he spent S21S at a boozeOlogist's that night getting statistics on how it hap pened.
 Tod Gilpin cuts ice for matrh-fac- tory in Newark, and he's the life of a small party.
 Tod's main hold is to creep into the 'reading-room' of a Rube hotel after the chores are done of an evening and throw salve at the come-ons.
 Tod tells them that their town is the brightest spot on the map, and they warm up to him and want to buy him sarsaparilla and root beer.
 Then when he gets them stuck on themselves he sells them matches.
 Pipe the gang to quarters and all rubber" said Slim, about half an hour after the train pulled out
 In the seat ahead of us a somewhat demure-iOoking Proposition in rain
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His Reward.

'T wonder what they will do about the reward for that diamond necklace of Bingletons?" said Dawson He offered a thousand dollars for the ar rest of the thief, and the fellow was arrested the other night by one of the police dogs" There will be no trou- ble about that" said the Genial Idiot They'll give the dog a thousand bones. ."-Harper's Weekly.
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|. ... ; PORN 5ROU ~

Love lc.. God takes in e. .- .5e.
 Cur heaviest burdens are the uL we borrow.
 Tearing one leaf out of the Bible spells the whole book
 It is easier to be contented without riches than with them.
 You cant tell how much good man is doing by the pay he gets.
 It is hard to live any higher than we look.
 We have never trusted God in earn est until we have trusted him in the dark
 No matter how much religion we claim to have, all that counts is what we live.
 There are folks who call keeping the ten commandments running into fanaticism.
 Every wife who has to live with a drunken husband knows that the devil is still loose.
 Lazarus did more for the Lord with out saying a word than Martha did with all her talk.
 It would soften the push of the door in the book agents face if we could only see the little hands that stretch put to him for bread.-Indianapo News.
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SweetIy Solemn Thought.

The realization that our most troublesome troubles may be drama tized falls like benediction on the peeved and panting heart.-Cleveiand News
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Will Require Much Wheat.

It has been figured that by 1850. 4a harvests hence, the United States vii! age rate of 61a bushels of wheat person. will require a full billion of bushels of wheat for bread and seed. Wall Street Journal.
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An Ever-Present Marvel.

Considering the dreadful things that children eat, is it not surprising that any of them live to be human beings? From "Pippins and Peaches"