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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

9iiouns zines neusn unsariIhen Ga
binetts bsauftraet norosn.
Die aus Misn ssmsloet Dirb, iHt
bic bsrubmtsn 6drtm oss 8arOns
aOihidiIb ouF Der 5Obsu Warts in
Gsfobr, our6 cine 9oo~enIentung Ooas
iidnoig 8sriiort 81 psrbsn.
~ Der Observation-Disclosures in
5rantrsih FAT mil sinsm tIdslidsr
5iascD fir bic Strsiter sesnDst.
Die Rsaisruns puros asiidrii
ourd Elm acknowledgement g%srirausnst
Dotum Der Eeputirteniammer uR9 biz
Strsifer faHosH Hidt ben srbofiter
Rtdhalt BEL Der QrbsIterlhafi.
SIN 46esorbnetsRAaus fam e
peesH oss Strsifs Bu itirmii6su Zee
nsn, ehi iron50fihsH Gbaractsrs.
Rod freunoitaftiihsr 4usgleihs
uns Der STANDARDIZATION 5piihsH 9sHt-
3usia unb BET iran50ffheH 6~abelgsisus
fdaft BADEN JraHirsih uno 9eHe8usla
fih beirtffs WisDsrauinabme bee
oip!omatii6en gsrlsbrs 0eritdHoigt.
On garis iaHo cine %sroBdrtigs
o%rsiidgige 5sisr gu Gbrsn Osr SeIisz
fpredunq Don .SsaHHe b'4re fat. Die
RoDoHasn bsuubtsn bic 8eIsssnbsit gu
elmer Denomination, bic gu einsm
gonfIirte init 6sr 9oli3si uno 0erIdiss
osnsn 9srhaFturgsn iu9rte.
- 4usQsbebnte Dodanlaggu uno
Qagsrbduisr in ellie, 5rantrsih. purs
ben ourb 5susr 5srIt5rt. Sin Wlann
lam I'M uub Der 5daoen ruirO auf
S1.500.00O gelddbt.
5n qi1abon. por.ugaI. fnO
3ablreihe g%srbaitunasn uno 6dusluaa
uHgen b0rgeHommtn porosn. als Jolge
elmer anesblid sHt0sdten peilrsi6suoen
rspublieoniidsn gerihporung.
JH einem am 13. Bis. obsebals
!snsn G0nftorium murbe bas Teeret
fir bic ON 20. bis. ftattfiuosnbs fsisrs
Iide 9silisiprstuns oss osatiden
Reoemptor itsnpaiers 6ofbauer 0srIes
fen.
Durh sinsH llniaI aui Der slscs
triiden Balm 5piihtn Grobelina uub
RoUata. JtalisH, iuurbsn 8 Qngeiteus
ts get0biet un6 msbtere anoers bsrlebt.
Sm britiidsH unterbauie 1T ere
8orIags CUR qufbsbuns Der Don bIins
benz 1anaiismus bictirien uno gsaen
bic aatboIiisn asrihistsn a%usnabmss
geiebs in 2. 0eiung paHirt poroen.
ausiidt aui 4nnabme Bat bic
@orlaas allerbings uiht. oaB Fe aber
iberbdupi 70 nett stoie1sn lit. ALT
ihon als Elm arOBsr Grfola Der aai9os
llleH in benz .auigeildrtsn" Gnglano.
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Der Duma elmer pieris 1bsilung go
lens .rirh gilblma elmer Qrobip3
beantraai.
@eueralituienaai 5ioshsl DER
%pieleenannts 9ertbeioiger pom Bort
0rtbur) uHb Goutrts ADMIRAL Qeboaa
tom der TO i6psr @si9laatue In Der
SdIadt auf BEN Sapaniidsn Wleer)
bsioe 10idbries 6aftitrnis al per
batten. iino ourh einsn 8nas
osnaet oes gBarsn. nab Elm. beam.
5rUsijdbriger 6aFi. irsiaslafsn morosn.
Sn Der Sirisi asIiattsn fd bic
gerbdltnihe uHter Dem neusn Aeeime
tspas better.
Die GhdsuHgsn iiber bic 3abl
Der GhrifsnmaHasrss in a~leindfen
mar bsosutsno iibsrtriebsn.
Wis jsbt ftitasFteut 1T, bsiraat
bic 3abl Der @etohisttu hohhsns TO-
900. Dielleiht aud rpsnieer.
5ens MaFacrss fno. iDie nun
nahasipieien puros. tbatfdhIi6 BON
SoHNantinopsl als .BorfhtsmaBres
gel" gsgen ,insn QuFitanb auaeoroue
iuoroeH.
Die psf piiibst su amop. ebi
nd. uno in auoersn Stdoten Oes On
nern pishsr i6limm.
Der nprblihs Sbsil Der SnielI
5fcrmola nuros %unldngit bon eincm
fat6ibarsn Grobsben beimgtiudi. oas
bel sinsm aroBsn 9srluii Don Wen
ldenlebsu LIBERAL audi beoeutsuoen
0dhihaoen angsridtet bat.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23
llnsanF sSsr lIsthmshr !,

b M. sam GausrtR suae
ssoisissfdoW ess VyaFetR
man gum ggitlu Qlalt 1e
stu pas eitsnis en- rou aa
etfehleHen IN etn Gclos
y.ogtcansg. ste lan ils bic
ar atr5i5snsa Noo. t.riHSsg
Sem Ssb gao Qiess-
rtsotn iiuo ms sn oen hi.
Mattel osr 8snouHyation
Mouayaissu ataylfitn
Gtvvtiasruus esa Gstoi.s
tIitH.
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fol,t oty iby pcn GEM Gor
NsrfoH MIA ans svti
saiamusa. ans Nr
a5raVisai. ois
s"tnsesertrsu 9gy.cyaa
exc Nt n sssteulc1b.
sgHs5t Hns otf GgNatist
r pe-n 4rlfosHisH sins
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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

auf anIsauug uno gsbanoluns Der
4rbeitsnOsn gang mad gutoinien
unb Wiatlr bes 4r6eitgebers. Inn
nidt sber pirn oieie gntnidIuna
6alt MAIDEN, bis Hberan in Der MeIi
oas 9iHo gessn porssitigs, iibermd-
Bigs uno Observation-Disclosures III.
bsit ssissIi4 sei6lbt if.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

saB. penu jet zine RsidsidssDabI
abgsbaItsn narDs, nabridsinlid be
SocfaIbemotratie biz eIn5ige
gepinnerin more.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23
Sn einsm rsbe Sapansis 0usfion1

Sn einem .sbe Sapaneie Qusition1
bic japaniide 6ras4
asSleUcIt iibsrIdriebenen 4rtia
mnS Ser fsl i'm 0sn PORTER
~Sie stia". .Sutloot@ Is. MaO
betont @rpr6fibent
ROoIeOelt bic 9otbfpsHoigtsit elmer 9es
selung Der quspanbsrung Don Sapas
nern mad ben Ser. Gtdatsn unb BON
@%mericanern nah Sapan. Dds Sntss
rehe uno Der Bortbsfano Oes guteu
ginDernebmens beioer Rdtionen er.
beiide. ooB bic MISUNDERSTANDING
bon A%ngeb0rigen Der einen Rdtion i'm
@ebiete Der anoeren unterbleiben. Die
Regierune Der Der. Staaten miifs,
fans bic japonifhe Resisruna ni6t i'm
Stanbe iei, bic auF bic gef6rdntuna
Der iapaniidsn ginpanoeruna besiios
liden Observation-Disclosures our95u,
fibren. lelblt Oersn 9urhfiibruna ers
Dirten. Der 4ufbdu elmer ftdrten
&riegsfIotte lei cine unbebingts
Atotbpenoigteit. I'm munieren Wiinf8en
bwetreffs Der ginfpanOerunssfrdgeId8s
orud perleibsn gu t0nnen. man
iiebt, Der Grprdioent bat ben .9roBen
Stod" nod nidt in bic Gde gsItsat.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23
AIlerIei Intsrsssanlss.

5n gang 0sutidIano bsrrI6t an.
Naasrno iaIies 0sttsr. ME es lin
oisls 5abrss3eit duBsrIt isItsn gu per-
5eItnen ssDeisn 1T. @ielFah Tho
1ahtfroite auisetrstsu. rpeI6e ben iuHs
gen Soaien ihrersn S6aoen suaefiqt
9aeen ourften. Sn uno I'm Dansig
Bat Elm sepaltissr Shnssfurm sspHs
tbet, 10 odB bic gauge 2anoThaft bort
en- ooliommeR pintsrIi5es 4usisbsn
Bat.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23
AIlrrlrt POM Gnee.

Sn Rsp gOrf, no er gsgsnpdrtis
bei feinen oortige9srs
Gin nanbten gu 8eIn9
,,~barfabieer~ neilt, mar Mhgr.
siidsf. al0bs gsHsiger, per
barflBise 8iidof pon
Mala6ar" I'm IA. big. ehrengait BET
siuem 6sIteTsn. Sas gr5biI90f Jarls9
eob uno BEN Diele b~erDorra9enoe la
tboltfde geinlits bsinObnteA- SiihOf
8ensiqsr entHammt Der peltberiAmtsn
0euti6zIhpei5eriiden 9erlagstlrma
gleiheu Qamens uno isitosm sr Biz
idof bon Maldbar in 8riti9s5 noien
~genorOen, trdst Ct, ais 1tIt@
gIieo oes Sroens Der unbss
fhubtsn garmelitsr Sduoalen
unh tIsiDst ii9 aud i'm uebrissH IN
Die einfahften 6epdnOer. er bat
iberbaupt alien Gurus sntiagt uno
lsbt ME elmer cer Aermiten in ieiHer
Ui05ele. ShOn DDr gsraumer Set
puroe i'm Der gtiname Der bdrfaBiss
8ifdoF@ gsqeben. Bon 9efp gort nirb
8ifaof 8er3issr nah gbiCago unn
San 5ruHrisco lid abgeben uno pon
bort aus oann bic Riidreiie mad sSns
oien Ibsr ben Stilen Ocean antrsten.
als Elm ibeures geI6en in BEG
Wortss pollen SinHt
Garnesie's srfpeiIen fih fir biz
,,eeidenftc" Staot Rem BORT Bit
Siblietbefen. garnsgie'i6en Bib
liotbeien. Nan bate
urTpriinsIih ongsnommsn, oob oas
@eI6ent Garnegis's BON $5,0O0.00C
sur Grri6tung BON 78 9ibliotAetsH in
Der Staot bic Summe BON 100000
fir Serrains uno Bidder foiten psrs
BE-. sSn3pii6en aher fino srii SO oiefer
8%ibIiotbeten srrihtet nDroen unD Die
Summe bon 100000 1T ldneit
iiberfhritten. 4uBeroem Bat Iid ieit=
benz has iG6rli6s Budget fir llntcrs
baltung Der fdotiI6en gibliotbeten
ourd bic grridtung Der Carnegie
8ibIiotbetsn bon idbrlih $550,00O i'm
Sabre 1904 auF $1.1O1O00 i'm Sabre
1909 erbobt. Set 1904 bat bic Stdpt
niht peniaer aIs $11.0O0.O00 fir
8ibIictbet3pede O~eruusgabt.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23
Der SOnntagsbOts.

ixnieIto sftne posl-once II Milwaukee Wis
ana admitted for Transmission through the ma
> aeconc-class raies.l
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23
4dsrbauminiite

Ndsrbuuminiter Sames @ilOu
t0uroe fiir3Iid inn
mas 9inblid duf bic Spes
if elm culationsn beg 0usl
seredbter hsrsrs 9atten aes
nnS fragt. mas nab ieiner
aHesmeiisner wisiuung ieBt Elm GEE
preis refter uno onaemsIs
far fener Rreis fir meis
tpei5cup 3en lei. !6err mil{on
srpioerte, bic 6rage
lei nidt leiht 5u beanfporten. Siherz
lid tonnte Der Nei3sn in oieIem Ss4brs
nidt mebr pertb isin, ais i'm lebsen,
neil oamals 310OO,0 900 gufdsIa
gserntet noroen ieisn, Gls I'm
Sabre 5upor. Gin Dollar ben 8uihkl
oirfte pobI unsefGbr Oas Ri6tiae Iei4.
5srr WiIion fiiste bir5u, oaB penh
oieier 4reis iih behaupte, aaes Wa4
uno @sioelano I'm Mittelpenen fhuAa
in Wei3enlGno %oerpanoelt peroen Mix
be. Die 9rsistreibereisn an Der Bid
ie piroen bisneidt eeleBaeberiIdes
einidreiten Der 8unoesreaieruna 3ur
5olse baden; mas bic einselnen Staag
ten thun piroen, f0Hne er niht pors
dusiassH.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

1is vgisomont GpaI Co., bic 50
meFld eool Co. bic .glartsbur.
Juts 60 bic rg;tts5ura & IairI
nl2Hi gua &c. uno otrsn Qsb1aosl
leliaaiisa, tinitEsbhd Ssr pon ianes
seRirelir'ta @dtH5abnsu. SjifF5
Geas Mn. iiRs nit b,r goafolio |
e0al 70. ptridmcIssn Uorosn. 70 Sa
n.a ois asisFe Cooperation eins Se.
soBtsH Observation-Disclosures SCI
$50 IT, DE senaHntsn GsftaiaaFtst
al2sH iulammtn sin I~tsisncapit
soa $4,000 unS tenfroairsn st
49, Aaes spblsnlauosrsisn h
.l.aHs, Asf 9irsinisa uns Germ
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

SIN rsiIi6eH Canada cat Soms.
ts Elm Grobeben iiattssIunosn. g,H
iartlitR mar bic Wirtune in ber Qrh.
Pms Sast0idenan; in Dinnipec
lsiaii nuros Die eridatteruna nift "a
iaTt smpfanosu- SIN 6oipital in
Hsslna fDarosH iogdr 9aiientsn ourf
2's 9snolt osr eridlttsruHg aus bsa
Setien ~ssporfen.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1909-05-23

riro isrnsr. ooB SH Sos
ea ar ben Stbrsrn osr Sustno
1r t 1eipianen iuatH. oam,t
aie ,esalifiitsn 9shrsn ta oea
sreiier.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
The door to Success
Little Falls Business College.
Which do you think won?

Not long ago two men, athletes, went
into a contest to see which could stand
erect and hold his arms stretched out
full length at either side of his body for
the longer time. One man had fed on
steaks and chops, sausage, ham, roast
beef, ETC.; the other ate heartily, but con-
fined himself to such foods as Quaker
Oats, rice. macaroni, etc. Which do you
think held out longer?
The first man lasted twenty-five min.
utes. The Quaker Oats-macaroni-rice
chap concluded to stop after he had been
at it more than three hours.
There's more strength and economy in
eating lots of Quaker Oats than most
people imagine.
Every family should eat plentifully OF
Quaker Oats at least once every day;
breakfast is the best time. It strengthens
you for the day.
Regular size packages for city trade,
large size family packages for those who
are not convenient to the stores. Grocers
cell both of these.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
DEATH IS PAINLESS,

I Comes as Naturally and Is as Wei.
come as Sleep.
The fear of death, which has been
so enormously exploited in dramatic
literature, sacred and otherwise, is
said to be almost without existence
in sickness. Most patients have lost
it completely by the time they become
seriously ILL.,.
Death and sleep are both painless,
according to DR.. Woods Hutchinson
in the American Magazine, and cause
; neither fear nor anxiety by their ap-
proach. It is one of the most merci-
full things in nature that the over
whelming majority of the poisons
which destroy life, whether they are
those of infectious diseases or those
which are elaborated from the body's
own waste products, act as narcotics
and abolish consciousness long before
the end comes.
While death is not in any sense
analogous to sleep, it resembles it
to the extent that it is in the vast
majority of instances not only not
painful but welcome. Pain racked
and fever scorched patients long for
death as the wearied toiler longs for
sleep.
While many of the processes which
lead to death are painful death itself
is painless, natural, like the fading
of a flower or the falling of leaf.
Our dear ones drift out on the ebbing
tide of life without fear, without pain,
without regret, save for those they
leave behind. When death comes close
enough so that we can see the eyes
behind the mask his face becomes IS
welcome as that of his twin brother" "
sleep.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

of this important organization
for 38 years, rising through the
different stages until he became
general of the state troops. He
was an excellent disciplinarian,
a competent officer and highly
respected and much loved by the
men under him. Gen. Bobleter
was given a military funeral at
his home town this week, the
militia and state officials attend
ing to do honor to the memory
of the dead. Gov. Johnson also
issued special order No. Is to
the militia, in which the dead
officers virtues were extolled.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
MAKES WORK EASIER
Sauk Centre People Are Pleased to
Learn How it is Done

It's pretty hard to attend to duties
With constantly aching back;
With annoying urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pills make work cas-
ier.
They cure backache. They cure
kidney ills.
NJ. Frank, living on No. Ash St.,
Sauk Centre, Minn., says: II am
forced to do great deal of heavy lift
ing and am also subject to much ex-
posure. To these conditions l owe
my kidney trouble. 1 Isuffered severe
ly from this complaint and my back
was so weak that | was hardly able
to bend. There were sharp, shooting
pains through my loins, at times ex-
tending into my. shoulders and l
thought some days that my back
would break. At last my attention
was drawn to Doan's Kidney Pills
and l procured box at Chas. Fiesler's
Drug Store. They completely Danish
ed the trouble and it gives me pleas
ure to state that l have not had any
return since"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cts.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- sand
take no other 6
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
DUST EXPERT IN A WAY.

One Man Who Is Constantly Conscious
of the Presence of Dirt in the Air
mo matter where you live and
however high in the air you always
ind dust settling on everything every
where, bui," said the enearsig' ID man,
if you want to realize the -act as
you never did before you want to
wear spectacles and work at some en-
ployment that requires constant bend.
ing over.
Fourteen times a day, or as much
oftener as you look, you will find your
glasses covered with fine particles of
dust. Maybe you don't look, and then
maybe some bigger particle, some
speck that is by comparison a veri.
table boulder of dust, settles there
square in your line of vision, where
it may not obstruct your sight but
where it cannot fail to arrest your
attention. Then when you take them
off to remove that boulder you find
your glasses covered with dust in
finer particles, as you would find them
indeed, however often you might look
lover such an area as that of New
York, for instance, there are tons OF
dust floating in the air, as though
perhaps without figuring out its
weight, many people, such as house
wives and storekeepers. are aware;
but perhaps nobody is reminded OF
this so constantly as the man who
wears spectacles and who bends over
at his work, and on whose glasses
where 1t is ever before him, dust II
constantly settling"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

The death of General Jos.
Bobleter at his home at New
Ulm removes from the scene of
action man who for many years
had been one of the prominent
citizens of the state. Gen. Bob
Letter served as state treasurer
several years ago. He. also
served in the state legislature.
But it was as a national guards
man that he was best known.
He was continuously a member
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

THE Herald is in receipt of a
very artistic booklet describing
the train service on the Northern
Pacific, issued from the passen-
ger department. The cover is
a work of art and the inside is
attractively illustrated. We
looked through the little book
twice, but failed to find an
annual pass concealed in the
dainty pages. No doubt it was
forgotten or perhaps Mr.. Gle,
land, the general passenger
agent, thought it was unneces,
sary as walking is good for the
health. We will say, however,
that our health is very good
and we are in a fine condition to
accept a pass, either good in
this state Or the next world.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
Merchants Nationalist
COUNTRY DRIVE IN RUSSIA.
Speed Proportionste TO Price Paid
Through Village" Roads.

Through Village" Roads.
The Russian popular idea of driving
horses is to fog them along mile after
mile without a moments breathing
space. The speed is proportionate
within limits, to the price paid, but
the horses are never at any speed
allowed to slacken.
The high road to Ruza runs in Sc
ries of ups and downs like an endless
''switchback," yet the "jamshik'
(driver) never once allowed his
horses to rush the last of declivity
to carry them up the next rise, but
kept the pace steady up hill or down,
a regula.. rate of one verst in five min.
utes. We insisted several times on
giving the Ioor brutes few yards at
a walk, but at last had to acquiesce in
the custom of the country, with the
result that at Ruza it seemed better
to take another team for the remain
ing four miles across country.
The way now lay over what are
called through village" roads. These
are d VI dSI VI NlolAOA IoAi III
bounded on one, sometimes on both,
sides by a rough ditch, and only 9TH
erwise differentiated from the sur
rounding arabic land by the surface
being cut up by wheels instead OF
plows-and the Russian plow hardly
cuts a deeper furrow in the fields than
wheeled traffic on such road"
In order properly to understand
some of the conditions of rural life
in Russia it is necessary to travel in
the simplest manner of the native;
our impressions of the same road
when We returned behind pair OF
fine horses in a properly balanced
carriage with a sufficiency of springs
were wholly misleading, if more en-
joyable.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
Alfonso in a Hurry.

Before leaving for Europe after his
recent visit to England, King Alfonso
made a call on a we'll known firm II
jewelers. in Regent street. After cur
sorry glance around the show rooms
he looked at his watch and exclaimed:
Il wish to buy few things, but am
in a great hurry"
He purchased a number of sets af
game bird menu holders in silver and
enamel, gold elephant charm, some
handsome diamond ornaments, and
other pieces of jewelry, then remark
ing that he had only ten minutes 10
which to catch his train suddenly
swept up all the articles from the
counter and, without waiting for them
to be put in paper. thrust them into
his pool kets and was gone; the visit
occupying just three minutes!
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
PENNSYLVANIA Buried Coins.

Tues ay morning a basket contain
ing about half a peck OF currency
consisting of gold and silver, was
brought from the home of the late
George Zimmerman at Falmouth, Lam
caster county, and deposited IN a
bank at Miidletown
Since the death of Mr.. Zimmerman
a search of the premises is beng
made and money of all descriptions
is being found in trunks, corners OF
the rooms, old boxes and many other
places where only man OF the
owners eccentric nature would tnlnK
of hiding it. Some of the pieces
found are old and rare.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
Seed.ess GRAPES,

What's become of the "coreless'
apple? Twenty years ago it was an
nounced as a discovery or a develop
ment calculated to revolutionize the
orchard industry. OF late we hear less
about it.
A little later the "thornless" black
berry appeared on the horizon. 1t Ger
tainly was thornless, but somehow ii
failed to drive the ferociously armed
brambles of the berry gardens into
the desert. 1t Is still produced, but
the older kinds are yet much more
common.
Now the. "seedless" grape bids for
favor. Such a fruit would surely
meet long felt want" If the quail
ity and flavor of the few thus far
grown can be perpetuated and it
proves remuneratively productive and
capable of standing up" for shipment
there is big future before 1t.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

TWENTY members of the Japa-
nese parliment have been found
guilty of having received bribes
in connection with the passage
of legislation favoring the new
japanese sugar trust, and have
been sentenced to jail terms
varying from three to eight
months. Japan is an infant in
civilization but can give Ameri-
cans lessons in dealing with fel-
lows who indulge in questionable
practices. A little of the same
medicine might help cure our
body polite.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

THE fellow who finds fault
with the preacher because he
doesn't preach interesting SER
mons is generally found in his
pew in the sanctuary only on
rare occasions, and couldn't for
the life of him, do one half as we'll
the preacher does, even though
he should rend his rainment in
an endeavor to fill the pulpit.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
major MINNEMASCOT'. the

MAJOR MINNEMAsCoT", the
mule presented to William Jen-
nings Bryan by admiring Min,
nesotans during the last presi-
dental campaign, and which
lived on the fat of the land at
Fairview for some months, the
observed of all observers, is now
hauling a beer wagon in Gold
field, New. Even a jackass can
descend to pretty low depths.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

NOTWITHSTANDING t h e fact
that the small boy had three
days in which to celebrate the
national holiday this year, the
accidents resulting from the in
discriminate use of explosives
are not yet quite up to the aver
age. Possibly late returns will
swell the total.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
lust Like a Man.

For some time they had been hold
ing down a couple of chairs in tie
parlor.
won't you play something for
me?" he asked, glancing toward the
piano.
81 fear" she said depreciatingly
my music is too poor to give you
enjoyment"
"Oh, but I do enjoy it," he rplied
assuringly. "It doesn't take much to
satisfy ne in the line of music, you
know"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
Guess Again.

As the debonair drug clerk stepped
forward to wait on her she trained
her guileless blue eyes upon him and
said:
Il wish you would give me a sponge
bath, please"
The clerk was for a moment nom
plussed, but at last he managed to
say:
"Do you prefer hot or cold water,
miss?"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
ponuiar Errors.

Anything further from the truth than
the fanciful picture Of "Afric's sunny
fountains" rolling down their golden
sand"-unless, indeed, we except the
equally imaginative conception OF the
diamond that lights up the secret
mine"-it would be hard to suggest.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

STAND up for your home town.
Buy your goods at home. Tell
people what a fine town you live
IN. Be a live one. It pays
every time.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN say" all
singers are crazy, more or less. "
Some songsters are so bad that
it certainly makes the public
crazy, more or less, principally
more, to listen to their alleged
warblings.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
DRY NIGHTS
St. Peter Tribune

St. Peter Tribune
The ''daylight saloon law has gone
into effect in Nebraska, and hereafter
the saloons in that state can only be
open from seven o'clock in the morn
ing until eight o'clock in the evening.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08
DOINGS OF CONGRESS

Glencoe Enterprise
When asked what congress is doing,
it would be correct to reply, raising
cain with the common people and
building a path of roses for the in
FAINT (?) industries.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

Tornado Insurance

We write insurance in all it's legitimate
etc. etc, but at this time of the year we give
most attention to TORNADO INSURANCE
for this is the annual storm period. Tornado
insurance is more essential than fire insurance
for we have facilities for fighting hres, Whlle
On the other hand the tornado comes without
warning wa ~ and there is no way of preventing it
from destroying property. At a cost OF less
than cent per day for each s1,OOO.OO insurance
we can protect your buildings against such
loss and danger.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-07-08

SPEAKING of the church mill
tant, what's the matter with the
choir? They fight as much as
anybody connected with the Or
ganization.