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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

How 70 BE a Cheerful Taxpayer"
Is the title OF a series Of articles be-
ing written by a Chicago editor Send
II to the kaiser. He is in need OF that
sort Of cheerful literature.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
ArRAIN LOAD OF TosAcco.
T,seuty-four Carloads Purchased fos
Lewla' Single Binder Cigar
FACTORY

What Is probably the biggest lot Of
nj fancy grade tobacco held by any
factory IN the United States has Just
been purchased BY Prank ?. Lewis. Of
Peoria. for the manufacture Of Lewis
Single Binder Cigars. The lot viii
make twcnty-four carloads. and Is Sc
Iectcd from what IS considered BY ex-
perts to be the finest crop raised IN
many years. The purchase Of tobacco
IS sufficient to Last the factory more
than two years. An extra price was
paid for the selection. Smokers Of
Lewis Single Binder Cigars viii appre-
ciate this tobacco.
---Peorfa Star. fdnhary 10. 1909.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com-
pounded By Experienced Physicians. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart: Soothes Eye Palm.
Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago.
for illustrated Eye Book. At Druggists.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

II we must be afflicted with weak.
sore and inhamed eyes. It is consoling
TO know there IS such a ready relief
within our reach as Doctor Mitchell'a
Eve Salve. One bottle usually effects
complete cure. Have you ever tried
this wonderful remedy2 All stores.
Price 25 cents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The czar was so angry at the open-
ing speech In the Finnish diet that he
dissolved that body and there m'ass
be a new election. The unfortunate
parliament thus cut off in its infancy
may well echo the historic lament. IT
j vas 50 soon done for. wonder what
/ was begun for"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Your working power depends upon your
healthl Garfield Tea corrects disorders OF
liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels; over
comes constipation, purihes the bleod-
brings good health
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

One Of our newest mental healers
says that tired feeling is a delusIon.
II Is certainly a mighty pleasant delu-
sion when one is able 10 humor Il by
giving It full swing.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The crown prince of Germany thinks
he can not come to this country in
cognito. True for him. The reporters
would get all he knows and then
some before he could cross the gang
plauk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
The ldeaIlst.

The Bride--T want q piece Of meat
without any bone, rat or gristie.
The Butcher--Madam. think you'd
better have all egg. -Harper's Weekly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The Missouri penitentiary does
not furnish baths to the prisoners.
Punishments are getting milder and
miider. remarks the Cleveland Leader.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The latest New York fad is fighting
dueis with wax bullets. Now watch
for the arrival OF the man who didn't
know bis bullets were made OF lead.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

About 100000 sugar maple trees
in the western reserve promise to do
their full duty this spring.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Burglars IN Youngstown stole the
burglar alarm. The blamed things
are expensive, too-ought to have a
watchman to protect them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The price Of cigarettes is going up,
but this won't bother the man who
gets his cigarettes out Of the other
mans box.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
FREEDoM.

son-say. dad: when is the free
dom Of the city given to mang
Pater-When his wife goes TO the
country for the summer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
Lust the Thinn.

How is the little bootblack getting
on whom you started?"
He? why, he's a shining success"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Street car straps are loaded with
microbes" says college professor.
Mean thing TO call us.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Tennessee has passed a law to H.
cense boxing. Finel Now it's up to
Nevada 70 offer premium on the
game.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

You can't stop smoking without a
substitute. Don't accept substitute
for WRIGLEY'S sPEARMINT. It
makes not-smoking. easy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Don't stop eating to chew WRIG-
LEY's sPEARMINT. Chew it after,
It's fine for digestion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

True thinking. pure living, right act.
ing and accurately stating. are the
prime foundation for noble eharac-
ter.--Verres.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The world is getting better all the
time. The tobacco trust is going to
raise tho price Of cigarettes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The price OF 'possum is going up
presumably on the theory that any
thing that Is fashionable must not be
cheap.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
EVANS q SMITH. Pub.

How can a spineless winter have its
backbone broken?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

A good singer can always make
women cry by singing Home. Sweet
Home" So many people long for
home, and so few have one.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
IN the H. NnM

before they multiply. A DAISY FLY
KILLER kills thousands. Lasts the sea-
.oM. Ask your dealer, or send 20c to Il.
Eomers, 149 De Kalb Ave-, Brooklyn, N. <.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The Writer'S Child-Pa. what is
penury?
The Writer-Penury. my son, is the
wages of the pen.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Castro says he's going back to vene-
xuela. We sympathize with the coun.
try.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Many a tar dodger would no doubt
hold up his hands In horror II any one
was to call him thief but what else
ia he?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Athlete. crazed BY drink, puts 20
men out OF business. This suggests
a new style Of training.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Engineer-I've just been IN steam
last hour.
Lit-Goedl You've needed some
thing like that for long time.-Wis-
consin Sphinx
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Feet Ache--use Aliens F00t-Easa
OYerS0 900 testimonials. Refuse limitations Send fnr
free trial package. 4. g. 0lmsted, lie Roy, n. 7.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

II duty would use megaphons
more Of US might hear the call.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Your orthography Is twisted, Alonzo.
4 woman is not . padded cell.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Here's something good that bad lit
tie boys like.--WRIGLEY'S SPEAR
MINT.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

It's easy for mans wife to dress
we'll If his creditors can afford It.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

It takes haa-been long time to
ind 1t out.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

A man talks about love as though
he felt ashamed Of the conversation
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Mrs. vvInsI0wss Soothing Syrup.
FOR children Eaethng, softens the gums reduces In
nammatoA. aAgs pains eurea wind collie. 2ae bottle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
TWO YEARS OF FREEDOM.
No kidney Trouble At All Since ualnu
Doan'a Kidney Pills.

Mrs. J. D. Johnson. 7i0 Wee St.. Co.
lumhla. Mo, says. y was in misery
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
BUSINESS FIRST.

-Here is a little present for you-a
superb 5000 necklace"
"Ohl How nice OF you!"
that l will let you have for 81
OOO"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Love is not blind, but those whom
& Affects are.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Chicken-hearted people are always
Matching excuses.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Only ONE aBROMO 0UTNTNE."
That Il LAXATIVE BB0AA0 QulNINE. Look fol
the eInnature Of E w. GROVE. Used the World
ever b0 Cure Cold In One DAY. DC.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Much leu would b
niisiaclosy. The es.
ssal aeesags i abots
twenty bushels.
Allare loud ~ their
praises Of the great
crops and that won.
dnrlt4frn1fisffV Et
The Winslow mail., 1909-04-10
Easter in the TyroI.

Children living in this province Of
Austria follow bands of musician
who go through the streets and up / &
steep hillsides singing Easter caro.s
and playing on guitars. The children
carry lighted torches, ard when a SCI :
IS finished run up to the doors ae1
knock on them. They open Gu. c.-'s
ard there stand the hcusemothe, ;
with lots Of beautifully colored egGs
10 the young people
The Winslow mail., 1909-04-10

The fat d-and-white ran kfp
walking up end down the aisle show
ing people where to sit. and finally he
sat down in the pew directly in from
of Helen 81 thought he used to be
rusher. but I wasn't quite sure
Helen tolc the egg.
The long prayers did not seem ha'
as long as usual. for it wasn'' had to
kneel when you cou'd put the erg
down in a dark corner and see it g,i
Ter IS you turned it around The o.
II pipes lost their old tins fascina-
ticn, and Helen hardly reaiized tia
the rec o. had begun to talk before
she heard him say: Nov to the
King and they all jumped up
And the egg! How2ver in the wc~'4
could it have jumped right cut of her
hand and Ito the fat mans Tew? u
Il had and there it shone as brightly
a. ever If she could only snato1 il
d) uiekly! She leaned wy oy r to
maze the attempt, but eva~y Cne Sc
was sitting down sit down He
whispered grandma, slap aa5 il
he blindness of hun'lia@ng ia
Helen sa,. Visions of dissrace rts :.
uD and threa ened to over helm he"
To have one Of the "rushers" ccme uD
after church and say: y adame, is this
your egg?" and grandma would ay:
why, no and then she would haze
to say: please, is mine!" ana every
body would know that Helen Gar ner
had brouoht an egg to church. Oh
why hadn't she been born hccthen
50 she wouldn'- have to go to church
on Easter, but could stay at nome a d
roll eggs without waiting UnGl 2eXt
day! But, mcst bitter thought Of a,
maybe grandma wCu.d not let her
have the egg again after the rus e.
1an cave it back and she couldn't
roll it even next day.
Freely We have received, free,-
give" the rector was eayin@. Give
what wouldn't she give jdst to t
he egg back wi hout grand 1la's knovl
edge? Perhaps when The men eot
up He was getti1g up. OF colrs~
ne always passed the shiny sold Dl2te
ana IL was time 10 get n9r mo ey on
of her handkerchief Eut Wy d1
y andma's figure s1iffen in a suld .
daH comprehension IS she gaspod
in dismay, and why did peJple tt Or
n that .sconcerting way? Thy mus
surely have seen the egg in the fat
:, ans pew. Helen dashed the tears GU
2f her big eyes AID looked at him as
he marched in blissful ignoranc2 IN
the aisles with the other ushers What
was tha awful gli,tering mass q
ruin on his broad black back? Oh, i
was it was!
Sit down." commanded grand na
fercely but the tragedy was tco grea
My egg. my lovely egg," screa nod
Helen. He sat on it! He's-h3 S
spoiled it,"
The Winslow mail., 1909-04-10


ssSS M with her toes just touching
"a the carriage floor and Sc
raphic smile on her chubby lace. NO
body suspected, not even grandma,
who was SO busy smiling at all the
other old ladies on their way to
church. 1t had been difficult getting
in the carriage with it under her arm,
and although it was hard and seemed
to have un-egglike points on it, the
ride to church was not so bad after
all. And what beauty it was-all
gold except the pink and blue spots,
and they had tiny gold specks ON
them, too!
Luckily the egg arm was away from
grandma, so Helen slipped the egg
down into her hand and sat in comfort,
though with some misgiving as to tAe
SAFEST way of conveying her burden
of guilt into the church. One hand?
No. the egg was too big. Both hands?
No, that wouldn't do, for grandmas
friends were always shaking hands.
Now. if lite girls only wore muffs at
Easter time-hut then they never did,
so why think of that? Oh, there was
Simpson opening the door, Helen
made a convulsive grab at the egg and
hooked it up under the pretty lace
rufles: but he S ~alth wa ulneces-
sary. for grandma was boT.ng to g
very round gentleman with white hair
that stuck up tOothbrushy fashion
around his nice red face. so here is
Itu4a Helen, How d. Halen? and
he br.skly shook her hand. He en-
pumped it SHY up and down from the
elbow. Oh, the egg, the egg! Why
hadn't she put it under the other arm?
That regret quickly left her when
grandma took hold # the safe ar 4 and
pilo.e ed her by it into the church
He.en wondered wy she had never
not.cad how many miles and miles OF
a.s1e one must travai fore grand 5
pew was reached While everywhere
were peop.e staring with knowing eyes
that seemed to say, There she is!
There's the bad chi id that takes an
egg to chLrch!' But the journey end
ed. and after a little prayer Helen
and the egg settled comfortably in the
big pew. What a relief. Well, she
was here and so was the egg, and
now, when she had listened to the
music and had counted all the organ
pipes on each side, she could play with
the egg and-Helen looked lovingly at
its gorgeous glitter as it lay on the
crimson cushion, not on the grandma
side, but snugly between her and the
dark pew wall. Just think of it. Susie
had boiled it hard, and then she had
painted the spots, and then she had
gi!ded it. and now here it was in
church Who ever heard tf an egg
in church? A warning poke from
grandma. who was becoming curious,
renLnted Helen that her glee must
- invisible as we'll as ina1dible.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-09-04

annual report of the auditor of Che
halls county for the year ending June
30, 1909, has just been issued. II
shows the total valuation returned by
the state board of equalization to be
81, 366.625; value of personal property,
$2,173,130. The total tax levy for
county purposes for the year 1908 is
$14S,33627, and for municipal purposes,
s99, 33O39 This. including school tax,
makes the total levy $5s5,504.42. OF
this amount all has been collected save
$7O,5S4.17. The total expenditures for
the year, as shown by warrants drawn
on the various funds, were S252,761.97.
There are outstanding warrants on the
various funds to the amount of s45,-
357.44, making the country's resources
$1O3,004.35 greater than it's liabilities.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-09-04
LARGE and Small Eggs.

The farmer who sells his eggs at the
store will not for the present receive
much encouragement in his efforts to
sort out his largest eggs and sell sep
arately from the smaller eggs. Dealers
have not yet gotten to the point where
they will pay a higher price for large
eggs than for the smaller. The time
will come. however, when eggs will be
sold by weight Then the man who
produces large eggs will get his re-
ward. But a general Improvement in
the grade of poultry for egg production
will result in higher prices.
In the sections of the country, wher.
scrub poultry is maintained. egg prices
are lower than in localities where high.
grade poultry is kept A general OBJ
servance Of care in gathering eggs, re-
sulting in fewer rots and spots will
raise the average price. An egg deal
er a few days ago advised that south
ern Kansas and Oklahoma eggs sell for
less than northern Kansas and Nebras-
ka eggs. The reason is because, on ac
count of the warmer climate; the eggs
are poorer in quality; but in the same
breath the dealer said this could be
overcome by prompt and careful gath
ering and earlier marketing.
Just little more attention to the
details will advance the price of every
dozen Of eggs produced in southern
Kansas and Oklahoma two or three
cents per dozen during the summer
months. Another thing which results
in low egg prices is the marketing of
dirty eggs. During wet and muddy
spells farm eggs are always dirty and
are oldin the same condition as when
gathered. resulting in a lower selling
priee- A little care along this line will
increase the profits.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-09-04
EVENING
By...
Ruth
Cameron

, accent they put upon the say" as far
as | could make out, no one had any
special grounds for doubling that fact.
Next, the family did not appear to
have a great deal of money, and yet
the girl wore very nice clothes.
Lastly she was very pretty-always
more or less an indictment, especially
| in the eyes of women with less attrac-
tive daughters.
This was the whole case against her
Her decriers knew nothing of the
man. He might easily have been an
uncle or an elderly cousin or an old
friend of the family for all they knew
The doubt in that case was so large
that it seemed to me to much over
shadow the likelihood of evil ::
And yet those women-some of them,
women who would be astonished If
they heard themselves called anything
but good-dared to refuse to give her
the benefit of the doubt. -
On that basis they dared to consider
her guilt as a settled thing and to re-
fer to it as such.
Can you not think of some time in
your life when circumstances plac8d
you in such, position that anyone who
cared to think evil might have con-
demned you. although YOU We're per-
fectly innocent
You wanted the benefit of the. doubt
then You may want it as badly again
sometime.
The best way to deserve it is to give
il to others.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-09-04

beaver. fastened together to make a
long loop which hangs from the hands
over the frock. The inner side of the
beaver loop is a maze of cunning pock-
cts in which may be slowed away all
ones small belongings, and. if one feels
inclined the whole muff-6r loop-Amay
be whisked inside out and one has a
convenient theater bag. handles APP
pearing from a fold into which they
have been tucked
All the new hats call for low hair
dressing all false appliances for max
ing the hair stand out from the head
For this reason the French hats, which
settle down in an obliterating fashion
over the Frenchwoman's Uranium, have
not the same chic when adjusted over
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-09-04

strain of prolific layers. By this meth
od-that of line breeding-we have inn
| proved the laying qualities of oul
| flock, and many other breeders car
| boast of laying strain" By laying
strain we mean flock that averages
around 200 eggs per year hen.
Moulting Hens.
The moulting period of chickens is
now almost at hand During this Pc
Rod We may not expect many eggs for
the vitality of the hens is heavily
drawn upon the growth of new crop
of. feathers. leaving no strength or sub
stance for surplus production.
Knowing that hens do not pay their
way through the moulting period, and
wishing them to moult early and begin
laying early in the fall and winter
when eggs are high in price, many
poultry keepers have tried to devise
some means of Fastening the natural
process. In connection with the moult-
ing hens some very senseless and SUI
perstitious notions have come up. One
them shed their feathers and then to
feed them heavily for the new growth
This is much like bleeding the horse
in ill health in order to make him well.
or of cutting off the tail of a pig to
make him grow. A sick horse, or a
we'll horse, needs all the blood in his
body for carrying on the vital func
tions. The pig may not use its tail for
switching away the flies, and it may
require some feed to make the tail
grow. but any sensible person knows
that giving a pig a variety of good
feeds has more to do with its fattening
and growing than the cutting off Of
the tail or the Sitting of it's ears.
To promote animal growth requires
feeds, and the shedding of hair or
feathers takes place just as soon on
fat animal as en- poor animal. In
fact an animal in good health and flesh
will shed its old coat at the normal
period and better and quicker than will
the poor animal or the one in ill health
/ Feathers are a highly heterogeneous
substance, and the growth of new
feathers requires rich heterogeneous
feeds, she is in a position to grow the
naw coat of feathers, and perhaps lay
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-09-04
CONCERNING PEPPERS.


Mrs Blank had a small place in the
country, and one of the most success
full crops were green peppers AS fall
approached she soon found that unless
she made some use of her peppers they
would be frozen on the vines, so she
looked around among all her recipe
books and found that a good pickle
might be made of the peppers, seeded
and chopped up fine So Sic gathered
them in and started on her work
She began by cutting open the pep
pers and taking out the seeds, and af
ter about five minutes of this she felt
her hands begin to burn. She stopped
handling the peppers. All his occurred
about 9 o'clock in the morning, and by
g.: 80 the burning sensation became so
violent that she was unable to stand
the pain. She sent for a doctor, and
he said that her hands were as badly