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The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-05-08

I lahth Wlll afflVe on tne suaRe Vhls
AFTERNOON.
The only and best self feed
Disc Drill is the Van Brunt, at
\ lC H. Voegtly's.
Good vinegar for sale by 7. E.
/ jenkins at the Brewery. Money
back il not rs represented.
POLAND CHINA Hoes i have
for sole a few Poland China
Boars old enough to use. Certi-
dcates Of Pedigree furnished.
j. w. BIGGs.
Notice rs hereby given that no
stock, whatever, branded with
thc "a iron can be sold without
The consent Of the undersigned.
MRS. ELLA MARTIN.
Just arrived: A complete line
Iof Roofing, Sheathing, water
proof Sheathing and Stringed
Felt.
/ Illarney Go. Imp. & Hdwe. Co.
G. w. Cleyenger must have
Imoney at once and is compelled
| TO request immediate settlement
( DO some manner by those who
owe him See him by May ]
without fail.
Blue prints Of any township in
Burns Land District, showing
name Of entryman, date and kind
of entry topography, etc, $l.00
each. Platt 7. Randall, Burns,
ore.
II, J Hansen of the Burns
Meat Market is prepared to fur
ush bacon, hams and lard to
sheepmen and ranchers in any
quantity. Special prices for big
orders.
The members of the band wish
20 thank those who so kindly as
sisted them at its recent enter
iaiument They also wish to
thank The people for their liberal
and appreciative patronage.
BURNS BAND.
Paints, Oils, Doors and Wind
1W Ia fact everything for the
GARNER on builder. Give us
eail and we viii be glad to give
you prices. Myers Pumps and
Star Windmills.
Earuey Co Imp. Dc Hdwe. Co.
IS DOL was effected through
.ha inland Empire Realty Co. by
Dr. a. Denman for the Dave
Loagan place, known as the
Warm Spring near Crane creek
gap and the doctor will COM
menc the erection of a sanitor-
ium as quickly as possible. This
spring has good medicinal pro-
perties and the hot water and
the mud baths will be of great
benefit to many sufferers.
Mr W. c. S'umife, of St.
Louis Is in our city with a view
ol locating and will likely open
a shoe repair shop and put in
line OF up-to-date shoes. He al
70 expects to take up land. Mr.
sumle says there were five of
them started from st. Louis to-
aethcr and he is the only one
Chat got here Such an amount
OF knocking" as going on ON !
the outside" he says, is not
realized by us in here.
Our old friends, Mr.. and Mrs.
3. p. Bennett, who have resided
with as for number of years,
win leave Monday for their old
home in Maiden, Mass, where
they expect to visit for an indie
finite period. Mr.. Bennett did
not forget TO call and have his
paper changed as he said it
would be like a letter from home
and that he is always interested
in the good and welfare of Burns
and vicinity. The Times-Herald |
wishes the old folks a very pleas
ant visit.
The annual Baccalaureate SER
mon for the graduating class of
.ho High School will be deliver
ed at the Presbyterian church
Sunday morning, May 9th, at
II o'clock q, m, " Rev, A. j. |
Irwin. The theme for the morn
ing discourse will be Constant
Achievement" In the evening
tho pastor will speak on ''The |
Value of an Education. =" 1t is
The earnest desire of the grad
nniinn class and The nastnr OF |
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-05-08
Nnnlbn "a
Money For Our Home People

We believe that the people who depose their at home
should have the benefit Of it.
We believe Of taking care Of home interests always
The farmer who has necessities buy for winter and wishes
hold his for better prices should be taken of by his
home han The merchant who money to take advantage
OF low price should be able to enlist his home bank in his enter
prise The who desires to purchase home farm adj
his business interests should feel free to call his home
bank for whatever help he wants
This bank odhere strictly the above principles The money
deposited with by the people will be employed to supply home
demand
Wedo NOT believe in buying foreign paper and then be
peed refuse home people when they require loan Our
policy be able at all times to give the people such service
satisfies their demands.
Give your business to your home bank Your home bank will
do many favors for you your friend and neghbors.
A Savings Bank Department feature of this Bank,
in which interest at the rate of four per cent per
annun is allowed.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-05-08
NO TRESPASSING.

Hunting and fishing are strict
ly forbidden upon amy Of the
Pacific Live Stool, Co. ranches
Trespassers will be prosecuted.
john GUCREsT.
Supt.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-05-08
COMMENCEMENT PROGRAM


On next Friday evening The
graduating exercises Of the llar-
ney County High School win take
place at the Commercial Club
Hall. Great pains have been
taken by the teachers and class
in arranging the program which
is as follows.
Music Burns Band
Invocation,
Rev. c. w. Bolloman
Statutory and Essay
The Value Of an Education
Agnes Cawlfcld
Quartet, Marguerite, White
Ed. Wetmore, VIM. Walker
Jaunita Geer, Helene Swain
Vocal Solo a. A Red, Red Rose
b. All, LetMe Dream
Juanita Geer
Essay, Failure as q Success
Elmer Milton McManus
Duet, DonizetG
Mrs. Rembold. piano; VIM.
Walker, Flute
Recitation, The Raven
Jennie Lea Robinson
Essay A Good Name
Enid Laurania Cawihold
Piano Solo Minuet a'lAnlico
No. 3 Seeboech
Bessie Swain
Essay Patriotism
Mary Elanor Winters
Recitation The Iloart Of Old
Hickory
Lou Davey
Vocal Solo,
Lay My Head Beneath a Rose
Ora Hill
Address TO Glass
Hon. Frank Dayey
Valedictory
Gertrude Clarissa IIibbard
Coronet Solo
Ed. Wctmore
Presentation Of Diplomas
Dir. w. l.. Marsden
Music Burns Band
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1909-05-08
NOTICE

All parties owing Lewis & Gar
rett, or Simon Lewis are hereby
notified that all these accounts
are in the hands of our attorney
c. II. Leonard for collection and
settlement. Persons indebted to
us will please settle the same
with Mr.. Leonard at once.
SIMON LEWIS
j. 7. GARRETT.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
FIRE AT PLANTATION

A confiagration which caused de-
light in the ranks Of the strikers &C.
Cured at Aiea plantation last night.
is the report Of Police Captain Baker
this morning.
About 1O:40 p. m. last night. ac-
cording to his statement. the entire
building Of the japanese camp was
seen to be ablaze and Immediately
all was excitement.
The workmen poured out from
their respective camps, and the strik-
ers watched the tapping flames with
shouts Of Joy and clapping Of hands
II was feared at one time that the
whole camp would 60 up in smoke,
but the effective work OF the Japan
csc and Korean bucket brigade sub
dued the flames and only the center
building was consumed.
No authoritative opinion can be
gained at the present time as to
whether or not It was the work OF
incendiaries, but there is general
impression that some Of the strikers,
in spirit Of revenge. started the
blaze.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
PASSENGERS ARRIVED

Per stmr. Mauna Kea. Freeman
from Hllo, July 31.--D. Damon, J. A.
Kennedy, j. NJ. Dowsett, 8. Kennedy
Miss Zigler, F. J. White, Mrs. White
Mrs. Southgate, Mrs. T.. J. Warehouse
DR.. l.. Lewis, DR.. Stubs, Mrs. G.
Hedeman, DR.. v. Cloos. DR.. F. Hede
man. Mrs. NJ. Cloos. Miss d. Mosher
Miss A. Hedeman, r. Hedeman, Miss
C. Goldsmith. Miss N. sterry, NJ. Gold
smith, Jas. G. Lawrence. Miss Black
burn, Miss Mcclellan, Gen. McClel
Ian. Miss NJ Warehouse, Mrs. Bot
tomley. Misses Hitchcock (2), Mrs
Jno. Watt, and two sons, p. s. Horne
Mrs. Horne, Miss Horne, Master
Horne. l.. Severance, Mrs. Severance
+. Harrison, Mrs. Harrison. Misses
Harrison t5), J. ID. Kennedy. r. Ly
man, NJ. r. F1tzsimmons, Capt. Brad
ley. w. A. Todd, Master Morse. J. T
McCrossen, Mrs. McCrossen. Miss Nc
Crossen, X. w. Atkinson, Mrs. Atkin
son. Miss b. Taylor. Rev. Suzuski. w
Hindman, Mrs. Hindman. Misses Raj
napu (2), Bro. James. Bro. Eugene
Ios Mcu,rdy r. II c,u,,,r, M,s,
Hart Mic, Thom,s Mrs Wv r. Wall
or IT n pr,.n, MI. I..,,,. II Is
alan p w p,,o, n p nrn.,or
~ po,o Iro u,n, M.s,or A..
~, Mrs T. v,no,,os .ra ,hroo obi,
dror Mr., r. A s,ov,r, aud d,urh
tor II AZ p,r,ho Nice ea,,ho M,s
,,r, W. 20, ID n r,n,, pro ra,,x
Mrs prvar, Mrs Coo corh,n nm,
,hroo ch,,dro, MIC Sw,r,, Mis,
Kr,tv w,ss Ad,m. r. uos,,,rd n,
q xn,,h, urs Wr,g,t an, Sorr eos
wants Mic n porror ME- n ma
ford NJ, wo,orhrry nr. I,,,,ra.,on
Mrs r. nowso,, and ,onr oh,,,ro,
and sorvor, Ms Conrad, Mrs r
pain, and ,broo cons r w,dorr,n
Mrs y,aor,n.r Ma.,au ,v,.,a.,,an
Mise uow,, 10 yorn. Me- pov,,
and ch,,d A Cav NJ AZ xon, v.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
SHOPPING news
AND
BUSINESS REMINDERS

A house In Kalihi for rent on rea.
sonable terms. Bee classified hds.
Services n, tho German Lutheran
Church nm perctania street Pastor W.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
HOT WEATHER
and THE MAJOR
Head Of Local House Is
Chased Over Country
BY a Hot Time

After indulging in high links as high
as only the nomadic members OF the
Mystic Shrine can kick them. Major
Tom Wall OF Wall. Nichols Co.. is
back | ntown.
Major Wall went to Louisville In
the special train of Islam Temple Of
the Shrine from San Francisco and he
unconsciously confessed the "ferce"
behavior OF the Shriners at their cele.
bration by saying that the climate was
awful hot" ii
From Louisville. he left the blue
grass and departed for the wilderness
Of Manhattan where he had respite
from the hot weather for four day.
and then got II worse than ever. Hot
weather seemed to follow Major Wall
pretty regularly.
Most Of his time In New York was
spent on business for his house and
he made arrangements whereby some
Of the greatest manufacturers of sta
tionery. etc.. will be represented in
Honolul uat his local store and he also
laid great supply Of holiday goods
toys and novelties.
While among the Gothamites he
made little side trip to some of the
great patiiarchial estates around the
Jersey creeks. where Washington and
CORVALLIS hit II up In the good old
Revolutionary days.
Major Wall has had good time but
he's glad to be back. New York was
good enough but as a place to live in
he thinks It rather poor. He allows a
month for visitors to see It In and
then advises move.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
GOOD SHOWING +
IN COLLECTIONS

Up TO tonight Gus Rose of the City
and County License Department, re
ports collections of over $45 900. Last
year at this time the figures only to
tailed $4,000. This is a good showing
In consideration of the fact that the
Territorial Treasury ONCE still col
lects brewery, certificate OF authority
car license tax, foreign corporation, in
surancc agent, and secondhand deal
er taxes. Some question arose short
time ago over the secondhand dealer
license. as the Legislature forgot to
transfer this to the City and County
and both offices claim the right ia
handle this item.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
COMPLAINANT IS
HIMSELF ARRESTED

A very much excited Chinaman
rushed into the police Office this morn.
ing with The statement that someone
was going to shoot him or do him up
or something. Deputy Sheriff Rose at
once proceeded to question the man
but could not make head or tail of
the mans story.
First Of all he would say that he
fought with n mans wife and that the
husband came and fought with him.
Then when the Deputy would ask him
what he did. his reply was:
I'VE do nothing. Me run down to
report"
How old are you?" asked the Dep.
uty.
'Me forty" said the Chinaman.
"You look about H." said the Dep.
uty. whats the matter with you.
Are you drunk?"
"Oh. yes. me some drunk" said the
affable and much inebriated Oriental.
Inc deputy was on the point OF lock-
Ing him up but on second considcra.
ton told him to go home and have a
sleep.
The sequel to the foregoing was
seen within an hour later, when Mrs.
Annoy called and formally swore out
warrant against Lau Choy for as.
saut. Her statement Is that she was
sitting inoifensively on the sidewalk
when Lau Choy rushed up and com.
menced conversation. She told him
to go away as he was drunk. He then
seized her by the dress and nearly
tore 1t to pieces as well as pushing
her around in very rough manner.
Lou Choy Ia now under arrest
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
HIJASHI GETS IT

Higashi. the young Japanese that
assaulted little nine-year-old Japan.
ese girl short time ago, had plenty
and sufficient trouble handed out ia
him this morning In Judge De Bolts
court when he came up to plead and
have his bond fxed. He pleaded not
guilty and after argument the court
imposed bond of $4,000 on him. which
he will probably find difficult to pro.
cure.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31

Get your hat cleaned at the Leading
Hat Cleaner, 1854 Fort street.
Mrs. L. NJ. Taylor's for choice ros-
es and other cut flowers. Pretty bas-
kets In new designs.
Coat your iron roofs with Arabic"
You will be surprised at its cooling
and preservative properties California
Feed Co.. agents.
Miss Kate Woodland. on Fort street.
next to the convent. has fine line Of
wash embroidery silks, d. NJ. c. en-
broidery cotton and wool. A new line
Of stamping patterns Just received.
Maggie Holborn was today granted
a divorce from Robert Holborn by
Judge Whitney on the grounds of de.
sertion.
Blom will lnaugurate the greatest
linen sale in the history of Honolulu
Monday morning. The goods are new
and just taken from the custom house.
Proposals are asked for for the con.
struction of three bridges on line Of
Hawaii Railway Co.. near Mahukona.
Specifications at W. A. Walls ONCE.
This is the last day for the collec.
tin Of FEDERAL licenses and suits will
be Instituted against all delinquent
after today. The outstanding amount
is about the same as formerly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
ARRIVED

Friday. July 30.
U. s. l.. II. Tender Kukui, FROM
Kauai, Q y. m.
T. X. X. s. s. Nippon Maru, from
Yokohama, s p. M.
Saturday, July 81.
Stmr. Mauna Kea, Freeman. from
Hilo, Z a. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
RUIN AT MEXICO

CITY MEXICO July 80 Central Mexico,
Pacific by the
details of the disaster received
communication without side points has been interrupted
In this alone killed the falling
wereh far city $
of Indians
adds wierdne Of the situation The principal
the water the threatened
re continuing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
PASSENGERS BOOKED

Per stmr. Mauna Loa. Simerson. for
kona-kau ports, Aug. 3. noon.-Mrs.
d. X. Baker and 2 children, Miss Lis.
ter, c. l.. Beal, z. X. Meyers. ID. d.
Maconachie. l.. Macfarlane. r. Smith.
Mrs. j. G. Smith, w. NJ. McQuaid, W.
NJ. Graham and wife.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
WATERFRONT NOTES

THE KUKUI, lighouse tender, which
went down to Kauai with Lighthouse
Inspector Lieutenant Houston ON
board. returned last night. She was
mistaken as the japanese liner Man
chu Maru from Japan. On account OF
this error on the part of the lookout
man, the customs, immigration and
quarantine officials were FASTENED
down from their meals In order 10
catch the steamer which was coming
at full speed. Herr Bayer, of Tn.
steamship department of Hackfeld &
Co.. also made a jump from his met
and rushed down to the foot of Fort
street to catch the customs launch
Waterwitch. Unfortunately for these
officials. however, when outside the
harbor they found that the steame,
they were heading for was not the
Manchu Maru, but the Kukui.
N
THE MAUNA KEA, returning from
Hilo this morning, brought a full load
OF passengers from Hawaii and Maui.
Among them was r. C. Brown, chief
inspector of immigration, and his stalI
OF interpreters. He returned from
Maui, where he went to register the
Hawaiian-born Chinese. Mrs. George
II. Carter and children also returned
today from a well.earned vacation on
Hawaii. ]. NJ. Dowsett, one of the di,
rectors OF the Inter.Island Steam Nav.
igation Company. came back from his
business and pleasure trip on Hawaii
PURSER PHILLIPS of the Maunu
kea, which came In this morning from
Hilo, reports the following sugar on
Hawaii ready for shipment: Olaa
259O4; Waiakea, $4,000; Hawaii Mil
1900; Wainaku, $500: Onomea, 13, 500;
Pepeekeo 5000; Honomu, $500; Haka
lau. 2l,5OO; Laupahoehoe. $1,000;
Ookala, G400; Kukaiau D., 1891; II.
$500; Hanlakua. $4,000; Paauhau, IA.
900; Honokaa. 10000; Kukuihaele
1000; Puualuu, lO,4sS; Honuapo, $3.50
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31

Full moon Aug. 1, at 1o:43 a. IN.
Hawaiian STANDARD time 10 ~ hours
80 minutes slower than Greenwich
lime, being that OF the meridian OF ISL
degrees 30 minutes tt e time whistle
blows at 1880 p. m, which is the Sam
az Greenwich, 0 hours 0 minutes. Sun
and moon are for local time for the
whole group.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31

J. Hamo DoiIer, dueator-Coving-
ton La. July ell. Hamo Doilcr. for
merly professor OF German at Tulane
university. New Orleans. and for
many years president OF the American
saengerbund, died here suddenly at an
early hour this morning.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
WRIGHT'S NEW RECORD.

WASHINGTON, July ao-orville Wright today reached the
zenith when Lieutenant
Fouler tenm flight with his aeroplanc
witnessed the performance
President Wright phenomenal
eighty miles hour in his fight.
will the the showing
price
originally
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31

Actress Stabbed BY sister.-Cleve
land, July 21.-Miss Eliza Warren, a
well known actress and head of a local
school OF elocution and acting. prob
ably was fatally stabbed today by her
sister, Mrs. Mary Sutton, who was
temporarily demented
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
Shipping
IN FOREIGN PoRTS
Friday, July 80.

NEWCASTLE-Arriv July 2.
8. 8. Lord Derby. from Eleele, June
12.
GAVIOTA--Arrived July 30:
8. 8. Rosecrans, from Kaanapali,
July Il.
HONOIPU-,Arrived July 80:
Schr. Muriel, from San Francisco.
WIRELESS. s. Nippon Maru will
arrive from Yokohama this 6 p. M.
and sail for San Francisco tomor.
row Saturday at 10 a. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
LOCAL and GENERAL

The Bulletin makes its own
scratch pads, makes them good and
big and sells them for i've cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31

Bulletin Business Office Phone 25e.
3Nllet'n Editorial Room Phone 1875.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
PASSENGERS DEPARTED

Per stmr. Claudine, for Maui and
tIilo ports, July 3O.-Miss NJ. b. Baker.
Miss J. Pierce, Fl. l.. Chase, ID. II.
Lewis. Miss Agnes Alexander, w. c.
Emory. Richard Lille, C. E. Copeland
and wife, N. Constable, wife and child.
J Per T. X. X. S. S. Nippon Maru. for
San Francisco, July 3l.-F. Rehse.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
DUE WEpN GspAY.

NJ. N. 8. S. Hilonian, from San Frau.
cisco.
All. S. s. Alaskan, from San Fran.
cisco.
u. S. A. T. Logan, from Manila.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-07-31
oEPARTE 60

Friday, July 30.
Stmr. Claudine, for Maui and Ha-
wall ports, s p. m.
Stmr Likelike, Naopala, for Homo
kaa. 12 noon.
Stmr. Nocau, Sachs, for Kauai, D
p. m.
Saturday. July 81.
T. X. X. s. S. Nippon Maru, Finer,
for San Francisco, 10 a. m.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-02-12
Cloud Effects From Above.

1t has been my lot to see III arc
tic regions some hundreds of thou
sands of icebergs close at hand. and
| have always believed them to be
the most beautiful objects on earth.
But the clouds of the sky close at
hand are almost as beautiful. If
YOU mount above one of these ma
jestic things, swiftly overlapping one
by one its folds and wreaths, and if
remembering how high it is you
look down and see only small grkn
patches of earth through holes in
the cloud carpet below, you have a
little thrill of conception of how
lonely a man would feel, falling
away down there and not being able
to see the spot where he must
alight. 1t is a safe little thrill,
however. You know that you are
not going to fall. Such dizziness as
some persons feel in standing near
great heights on the earth is almost
unknown in b%allooning. - Success
Magazine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-02-12
The Dignified Course.

An army examiner once had 4
candidate before him who appar-
emily was unable to answer the sim
plest question. At last the exam
liner lost his temper and, with sar-
castle emphasis, quite lost on the
youth before him, said:
Suppose, sir, that you were a
captain in command Of a company
Of infantry; that in your e a was
an impossible abyss; that on Ell
Their side of You lowered perpendic-
ular rocks of untraversable height
that before you stood the enemy,
a hundred men to each one OF
yours. What, sir, would you do in
this emergency"
"Sir," said the aspirant to mill
tarv honors, 81 should resign!'-
P~earson's Weekly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1909-02-12

"What Is your Idea Of a heroine,
John?" asked the wife Of his bosom
as she looked up from the novel she
was reading.
"A heroine. my dear" answered
John. SIS a woman who could talk
hack. but doesn't."-Chicago News.