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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

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duf, iebesmal penn i9 Die &identpu>
se beniiben mill. Iisst Der Seller boil
GisarettenaIde."
&06in: rSo. i4 mub bod sinen
9Ifdenbe9er haben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

unter Treunien. 4.:
.Seine 8raut ift ia auffulIenb eors
pulent. Ou als 8esetarisr barfft
bod, eieentlitb gar ni9t mad elmer 10
fleiT9igsn 6rau tradten." = g.:
.9l6 mas, i9 piIl pobI aIs 8esetas
risr Isben, dber ni9t Iieben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

Strot9 (ipiitbeno gum Part.
rG6ter, Der ibn aus bem SdIaf aufs
seriitteIt): r0as pollen Sie9"
partpG6ter (etnsefdiidterD:
rGntfduloissn sic, if mD6te sic
MIR NAL frassn. mann Sic morseu
friib aeipedt lperoen ipoIIen9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

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rMuB Der me trGftige Stimms bas
beni"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

Wutter (bie iid aIs Dittp. Dor
Sturgeon nit einsm Glteren GERM perz
beiratbet baD: ~5reuif Du Did aud.
grnit&en, oaB Du piebsr sinen nsuen
Pdpd bdit9"
@rnit den: rDas, ben nennit
Du neuG! Ser 1T ia = seflidt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

8aGIsefprdd. Serr: gs
1T iebr beiB. Dame: 9as babsn mir
bic anbsrn Serren aud fdon seiagt.
Serr: Soa Ollie Dettsr, Ous baben iis
ppn mir!
aud etpas. vWie id bore,
fO1it bu ia auf feline Sruse beiner
ProfeNoren cine 9lntlport sebubt bas
benz" - ~@ber Elm iebr iiberlesenes
2d6eIn, Iieber Snfel."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

grfenntfi9 aus. Oame:
Sd ipeib ni9t, liebsr 9Ottpr, id ems
pfinbe elm 70 eisentbiimlides SrOs
iteln. @rst: Run. meine 9ndbiss,
seniist cine pelaiade fdon ober muB
ih slsid cine sanae 9arnitur psrs
f4reibsn9
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

~9etommt man bsnn beim @eins
nirtb 8eiferl pirtIi9 70 fuurs Wsis
ne2"
Limb OBJ! Wenn er ia einmal
BON isinem eisenen @ein trintt. 70
brebt er ii9 porber nm, bumit man
isin @ei9t nidt iiebt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

-Sbre ausIseuns. Sum.:
Die idii9tern bod mande Serren
iinb! Reuli9 besegne ih einem nets
ten Serren unb Iuife abiidtIib mein
portemonnaie fallen; Der S9ii9terne
bsbt's auf unb bebdlts!
Bon Der 9 9miere. .@hs
Seute, SOnntas, iit feline 8oritels
luns2 0irettor: Ree! Wir bdben q
beferes @ei9dft, bsuts lit Wastens
bau i'm Srte, unb ba baben mir ale
uniere 8oitiime perlisben!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

= 9 9Iau. Dame (bie Dor Sc.
ridt nm ibr 9fltsr befrust pirb):
.9(ls i6 bas lebte Mal meinen 9es
burtstug feierte. mar i9 90 Sabre
alt" : Ri6ter: rS9On! limb Dor
piepieIen Sabren mar bass"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1909-01-07

Aus benz Sagebu9 ets
mes iungen @bemannes.
rMeine S9piegermutter beiiBt uns
pertennbar man9en fdOnen 3us.
Der idDnife 3us 1T aber Der, NIT
benz iie seitern absereiit it'll"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21
FORMER ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Welded FIFTY YEARS
6. ". Higl,bnrein ana Wife Celebrate
Golden Wedding In Washington
Town After Hair a. Century OF Mar
ricd lite.

After nrty years Of happy married
lufc ar aud Mrs. q ". H"ighbargn
GA thc night of Aprll ~ last, cclc-
brated their golden wedding at their
home in Hoauiam. WASHINGTON. With
the aid Of their many friends in the
%uorthw,st city. Mr.. ANA Mrs High
hargin. WHO arc the parents of George
Highbargin, officer of the Albuaucr-
uuc police force, lived In this cit, for
three yrars recently, and made many
friends while here.
Their golden wedding il featured
on tho front pnge of tho "Grays Har-
hor M~ashingtonian e of Hoauiam,
Washington
Bcsidrs the son here. the couple
have three other children claude
lllghhargin. druggist ana mayor Of
Eureka. Kan Give Highbargin, an
cmpiuNo OF the lumber mills for six
years past. in Houuinm. and Miss
urcl Highbargiu. Il music teacher In
1toQuiam
George " H|ighhareiu was born in
Morgan county, Ohio. ia 1888, his wife
tnoe Caroline ConuolD being born Ina
Licking county i'm lNi1 They were
married I'm 1859, and lived in ohio for
some years. during which time MIR
a. hhargin held "a postmasttrship un-
nv President O.. S Grant
rhcy latrr lived in Kansas untH
coming 10 Albuquerque. going to
Washington nearly two years ago
Gcotgo Hishbargin at this eit,
takes exception To- onlN one statement
100 thn article iu the northwestern
newspaper which SAYS ne weighs 325
pounds Air. Highbargin modrstlN dis
Diaims putting President TAFT quite
thut Tan 100 the background
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21
1WENTY--ONE AFTER
THE POSITION Of
PRESIDENT
UNIVERSITY REGENTS
CONSIDER VACANCIES
Or, Cook Declares He Is Not a
Candidates No Action Taken
While No Further Changes
Are Made in Faculty.

At q meeting Of the board of ~.
gents Of the uniyersit, of New Mexic.
held last evening to consider the I'M
ing Of vacancies IN the faculty, TWEEN
ty-one communications were received
from applicants for the position o,
president 70 succeed Or. Wm. q. Tight.
Who recently resigned upon request of
the board. together with Prof r.. u.
Asplund Of the department Of Latin
ANA Greek and Prof John IT,. Crum OF
the department Of efocufion
oter thirty applicants for the posi-
non resigned by Prof. Aspiund and
nov hold temporarily by T. Mcqueen
Cray We're received.
II IL understood that no action WAS
taken upon any OF these applications
nd the vacancies remain untitled. Ac-
eording to the Kew. Fletcher Cook
member Of the board. the rest of the
faculty Is reappointed TO serve dur
ing the coming year.
II IS understood that two Of tho APP
%plications for the position OF prosi-
dent were received from local men.
I,cv Mr. cook last night ooh occa-
sion to deny rumors which he said
were IN circulation to Tho effect that
he was a candidate for president Of
the school.
n have not and never have been a
andidate said Dr. Cook, There is
foundation at an for the rumor.'
While none Of the regents would
give out the nancs of any of the cam
aiddtcs for the presidency it lis un-
icrstood that none of them is at pres. |
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21

ming of her eleventh birthday Tn,
evening was pleasantly spent va game.
ana dancing aud music after which
refreshments were served The hostess
received q number Of handsome gifts
About a dozen young friends wof,
present
Amin Mandell left last night FOR
CLOVIS. y. NJ. whore he Viii tax 4
position in the new mems clothing
store 70 be opened there this week by
Mandeli ana Quinn.
Ar and Mrs. Noa nfeld Of this city
sailed yesterday from New York on
the steamer Kronzprinzcssin Cecilio
for Bremen, whence they viii go On
4 tour Of Germany,
Superintendent Clinton J. Crandarl
81 the santa Zee government Indian
school. returned last evening from
Jemez pueblo, where he spent a dag
on routine business of The indian de-
partmcnt.
l. VI Losey. Of San Marcial who
Is Interested IN mining Ia the Rose
dale district Of SocOrro county. was in
the city yesterday and reports con-
siderable n~ctivity In mining properties
ia that section
J. - Blythe Expresses gratitude 10
tho Albuquerque department ana to
hia %neighhoFs who assisted him IN saw
ing his home and household effects N
the fire Monday night Mr.. Blythe
approves highly of the fast work done
by the fire department.
The members Of the Lcarnard ana
findDmnun Bows hand which made it.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21

ocution did not attempt to put on any
of the members of the coroucr's iurN
besides those who have already tesi-
fled County Surveyor Oglc, wac llala
a map Of the summer Garden prem
Uses Yesterday morning was put on
the stand in an attempt by the pros
ecution to discredit the testimony o.
n.nu1nl
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21

We often wonder how any person
-an be persuaded into taking any
thing but l'oley's Honey "a Tar for
coughs, colds aud lung trouble. Do
not be- fooled iutu accepting Gown
make or other substitutes. The gem
uino contains no harmful drugs and
Is in a yellow package. J. II. O'Iiielly
& Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21
COFFEE

We have am grades and flavors
u bulk. package and lin. Toe per
ih OFT ON every pound i'm stock.
can YOU beat it,
This Is "a sample OF u store fun
of bargains. YOU will find every
thing plainly marked ana at rock
bottom prices.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21

Washington, Aprll 20 Sew Mexico
aud Arizona. Fair in South. local
NuoWs IN northern portion Wednesday,
cooler in southeast portion. Thursday
ialr. warmer
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21

The Royal N~cighbOrs viii serve Il
Spanish supper Wednesday evening
from $50 to $3.50 at the Odd Fellows
han. the charge being only % ccnis.
\ very attractive menu has been pre-
pared and the supper will be IA most
tempting one.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-04-21
LOCAL ITEMS OF INTEREST

fn thf event thar ypu should not
receive your morning paper felo.
phone the rONTAl TELEGRAPH
go giving your name and address
and TIE paper Wili uc delivered by a
Special messenger Tho telephone 10
no. af.
p0-REwAED-g6.0 90
Tho above fewafd will be paid
fHf thr arrest and conviction Of any
auc caught stealing copies Of tie
Morning Journal from the door
ways pf subscribers
JOURNAL PUBLISHING co.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Loaded with all sorts or merchan-
disc the bark Alden Besse sailed from
San Pedro Saturday for Honolulu. She
is one of the bids of Los Angeles for
Islands business, and the start looks
all of healthy. Coming on the bark is
A. w. e. Thompson, who represents
the wholesale interests of Los Angeles.
He will establish a depot in Honolulu
for the distribution of produce and
other shipments from Southern Cali
fornia.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Carrying a full load of sugar and
the latest mail the freighter Texan
sailed from Hilo today from San Fran
cisco.
Coal is being taken on the naval
transport Buffalo today. This work
will be finished in about two days and
then the painters will get busy and
change the white cost of the Buffalo
to the lead gray recently adopted as the
standard color for naval vessels. The
order to change color went into effect
on January l, so that the Buffalo is a
bit late in the matter. The transport
will sail January % for Mare Island.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
Shipping in Port

(Army and Navy.
U. S. S. lroquois Moses, station tug.
U. S. S. BuffaIo, Mare Island, Jan. Is.
CSteamsnlps.)
All. S. S. Vlrginian, s. F., Jan. -.
M. N. S. S. Lurline, S. F., Jan. 10.
Am. s. S. Alameda, Dowdell, S. f.,
Jan. Is.
(Saning Vessels.)
Am. SC. Helene, Gray's Harbor, Dec.
z.
Am. bkt. Irmgard, Schmidt, S. F.,
Dec. 25.
Am. sp. w. P. Frye, Murphy, S. F
Dec. 25
FIR. Sp. Theirs, Hobart, Jan. Z.
Am. schr. Flaurence Ward, Piltz,
Midway Islands, Jan. 16.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Among the departures yesterday were
the big Japanese Chiyo Maru for San
Francisco and the freighter Pleiades
for Kauai. The former left at a.
m. her departure being noted by a
large number of Japanese and othhers
who had come to see the new steamer.
he Pleiades will take sugar at Eleele
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The steamer Helene returned this
morning from the Hawaii coast where
sugar from the mills TO Hilo. She
she has been for a week, transferring
brought 4S4S bags o. X. p. sugar and
~ pkgs sundries. The Helene will go
on the marine railway this afternoon
for cleaning, and will be in shape to
sail again abouk Wednesday after
noon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Among the inward island cargoes
yesterday were; Per Mikahala from
Molokai-11O0 bags sugar, 30 head cat
tie from Cooke ranch, Is hogs, AZ crts
chickens and 7 crts pigs. Per aani,
from Hamakua-23 head cattle, from
Parker ranch and 4271 P. S. NJ. sugar.
Per Likelyike, from Honokaa-6015
bags H. s. Co.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Something like 300 tons of sugar
VIII be taken at Kahului by the ship
Hawaiian Isles for Delaware Break
water. The vessel began loading to-
day, the rough weather having pre-
vented a start last week Captain w.
Mallett is accompanied by his wife
on this trip. She is a sister of Mrs.
Mathewman, of Kailua.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
SAILING WEDNESDAY.
. o. s. S. Alameda, Dowdell for San
Francisco, 10 a. m.
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.

Per Schr. Flaurence Ward, from Mid
way Islands, January 16-Rupert Tin
ker, G. Brandt and w. Roberts.
Per Stmr. Mikahala, from Molokai
and Maui ports, Jan. 17-G. W. Carr,
H. l.. Aldridge, E. X. Duvauchelle, H.
McCorreston, Mrs. McCorreston, Miss
McCorreston, Mrs. McCorriston, Miss
McCorreston, Mrs, Kapolina, H. A.
Hitchcock, Jr.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Among yesterdays arrivals were the
steamers Likelike from Honokaa. The
Noeau also got in from Nawiliwili,
bringing mail. At o'clock in the
afternoon the Iwalani arrived from
Hamakua.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
(Later shipping News on Page Five)

Stmr. Noeau, Sachs, for Kauai ports
at D. m.
Stmr. Mauna Kea, Freeman, for Maui
and Hawaii ports, ~ m.
Stmr. Kinau, Gregory, for Kauai
ports, p. m.
Stmr. Mikahala, Piltz, for Molokai
and Maui, 5 p. m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Times OF the tide are taken from the
U. S. Coas1 and Geodetic Survey ia
bles. The tides at Kahului and Hilo
occur about one hour earlier than at
Honolulu. Honolulu standard time is
10 hours 80 minutes slower than Green
witch time, being that of the meridian
of 157 degrees 80 minutes. The time
whistle blows at 1870 D. m. which is
the same as Greenwich, hours, 0 min
utes. The Sun and Moon are for local
time for the whole group.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

An arrival from foreign ports yes
terday was the tramp steamer Rom
ford. She is a Britisher, comes from
Newcastle and brought 1000 tons of
coal for the o. r. & L. Co.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The old steamer James Makee has
probably done her last work as a light
house tender. An up-to-date tender
VIII arrive here early in February, aft
er which the Makee will be returned to
the l. |. S. SN. Company.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The barkentine Coronado sailed from
San Francisco on anuary 10 for Homo
lulu She has a cargo of general
merchandise, and should arNv eearly
next week.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
ARRIVING.

Saturday, January 16.
Am. schr. Flaurence Ward, Piltz,
from Midway Island.
Sunday, January II.
Stmr Likelike, Naopala, from Homo
kaa.
Stmr. Iwalani, Mitchell, from Hama
kua coast.
Stmr. Noeau, Sachs, from Nawili-
will.
Stmr. Mikahala, Piltz, from Molo-
kai and Maui.
Br S. S. Romford, Scott, from New
castle.
Monday, January IS.
Stmrfl Helene, from Hawaii coast.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
DEPARTED.

Sunday January II.
Stmr. Niihau, Andrews for Maka-
we'll
T. X. X. S. S. Chiyo Maru, Greene
for San Francisco.
All. s. S. Pleiades, for Eleele.
French blk. Theirs, Quartreman, for
Sydney.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The freighter Lurline will sail at
3 O'Clock this afternoon for Hilo to
make up her sugar cargo. She will
get away from the latter port the last
of the week.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

and then return to Honolulu to com
plete her cargo.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Cargo from Kauai per steamer Kinau
consisted of the following: 1922 bags L.
sugar, 3419 bags H. sugar, empty gas
drums, 5 cs chickens, 10 pks sunds.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
SAILING TODAY.

M. N. S, S. Lurline, for Hilo 2 p
m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

SAILING TOMORROW.
Stmr. Maui, for Hawaii ports, II m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The big freighter Virginian will sail
next Thursday for Kaanapali, Kahului
and Hilo, where she will take sugar,
afterward sailing for Salina Cruz.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

After discharging her cargo of coal,
the British tramp Romford, Captain
Scott, will wait here for orders. The
vessel will probably go to the Sound.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The schooner Ethel Zane arrived at
Eureka Saturday and the transport
Dix at Seattle yesterday from Homo
lulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

At 5 O'Clock yesterday afternoon the
Niihau sailed for Maxwell and will
return early tomorrow with a full lead
of sugar for the Alameda.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The new lightship Kukui, built for
in these islands, arrived at
San Francisco yesterday. She will
reach here early in February.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

The Mikahala arrived Saturday night
from her regular Maui and Molokai
route. She will sail again ia p. m.
tomorrow.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

Sold by all druggists and at Pache-
co.'s Barber Shop. Phone 232.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18

received at times the Company's wharf 41st Str
Brooklyn
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
The LOG-BOOK

The new lightship Kukui, built for
services in these islands, arrived at
San Francisco yesterday. She will
reach here early in February.
The Mikahala arrived Saturday night
from her regular Maui and Molokai
route. She will sail again ia 5 p. m.
tomorrow
At O'Clock yesterday afternoon the
Niihau sailed for Maxwell and will
return early tomorrow with a full lead
of sugar for the Alameda.
The big freighter Virginian will sail
next Thursday for Kaanapali, Kahului
and Hilo, where she will take sugar
afterward sailing for Salina Cruz.
Cargo from Kauai per steamer Kinau
consisted of the following: 4422 bags L.
sugar, 3419 bags H. sugar, empty gas
drums, 5 cs. chickens, 10 pks sunds.
After discharging her cargo of coal,
the British tramp Romford, Captain
Scott, will wait here for orders. The
vessel will probably go to the Sound.
The schooner Ethel Zane arrived at
Eureka Saturday and the transport
Dix at Seattle yesterday from Homo
lulu.
The freighter Lurline will sail at
. O'Clock this afternoon for Hilo to
make up her sugar cargo. She will
get away from the latter port the last
| of the week.
The barkentine Coronado sailed from
San Francisco on anuary 10 for Homo
lulu. She has a cargo of general
| merchandise, and should arNv eearly
next week.
An arrival from foreign ports yes
terday was the tramp steamer Rom
ford. She is a Britisher, comes from
Newcastle and brought 1000 tons OF
coal for the o. R. & L. Co.
Among yesterdays arrivals were the
steamers Likelike from Honokaa. The
Noeau also got in from Nawiliwili
bringing mail. At O'Clock in the
afternoon the Iwalani arrived from
| Hamakua.
The old steamer James Makee has
probably done her last work as a light
house tender. An up-to-date tender
will arrive here early in February, aft
er which the Makee will be returned tt
the |. |. S. SIN. Company
Among the inward island cargoes
yesterday were; Per Mikahala from
Molokai-11OO bags sugar, 80 head cat
tie from Cooke ranch, Is hogs, AZ crit
chickens and crts pigs Per Iwalani
from Hamakua-23 head cattle, from
| Parker ranch and 4071 d G NJ o,,oa,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1909-01-18
Nothing Doing"

does not apply to
PAchEco DANDRUFF KILLER.
There's something doing from the
moment you commence to use it. 1t
acts quickly. If your scalp is in an
abnormal condition it will soon re-
gulate it and bring it back to a healthy
condition.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-01

done ''Fireless Cooking tells you.
too. how long different things are to
be left in the box.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-05-01
MIR. BowsER's STORY.
He Tells How Mrs. Bowser Cleaned
House.

One of the reasons. and the principal
one, why Mrs. Bowser and I have so
many little disagreements that find
their way into the newspapers is be-
cause she doesn't size me up right She
looks upon me as an old dozer. she in
sists that I'm eccentric: she claims
that I'm not an observing man; she
says that I'm too impulsive In all this
Mrs. Bowser is wrong-radically wrong.
There isn't more level-headed man in
the state than I am. The trouble is all
with Mrs. Bowser
When came home to dinner the 9TH
er evening had no sooner entered the
hall than I observed certain signs. I
don't say that nine out of ten husbands
wouldn't have noticed them, but 1 do
say that l was on to them bigger'n a
house in less'n a minute. They were
signs that housekeeping was at hand
L mad been expecting them for a week
wasn't such an idiot as not to know
that house-cleaning follows the advent
Of spring.
If Mrs Bowser were writing this
story she'd say that hadn't the slight
est suspicion, even when I bumped
against stepladder and found the hat
rack moved to new place, but you
take my word for it. Not a word did I
say, however. That's the impulsive
man am-not a word. She hurried me
down to dinner and began to talk
about visit to her mother, and I had
to smile to myself She didn't think
noticed the absence of some of the pic
lures and the window curtains, but 1
was right there with both eyes, only
I said nothing. I just waited for her
little game to develop itself. In about
quarter of an hour she made an ex-
cuse to pass into the kitchen, and
heard the cook ask her in a hoarse
whisper:
do you think he suspects anything,
NUM-"
Mot a thing-not blessed thing,''
replied Mrs. BowSer.
When we finished dinner and went
up to the sitting room 1 saw more
signs, but still I said nothing. Mrs.
Bowser would have it, if she were writ
ing this, that 1 stomped and stormed
around and shouted Woman" at her,
but thank Heaven, it's my turn at last
was reading and smoking when I
noticed her hitching around uneasily,
and pretty soon she softly said: