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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16

373,937 pfnnb Sterling betrugen.
5omit tpilrbe Elm Neineetpinl bDn illlz
sefGbr 80 Wlilionen Dollars eraielt.
eth 8etrag, ber perglihen NIT bem bes
8priahrs nm ungefdbr Ii Million
Dollars 3uriidblieb.
Da nuh Dem beutfbenNabrunssz
mittelgefeb @hmala niht mebr als 0,3
prDaent Mafersehalt baben bart, iinb
Die ainerifantfhen @roBfhlGdtereien
. felt flr5em se3iDungen, atpeierlet 5orz
ten 5nmals ber3nitellen. bic cine fir
Ben grport, Die anoere fir ben einbetz
mifden Gebraud. syreilid 1T Der
preis bes bier perbraunten @dtnalaes
Inn 15 pro3ent bDber als bes reineren
fir Deut1hlanb. Ndtionale patrioten,
Die 9erren @robfdldhter!
Die @infiibrllng bes billieen8riefs
portos I'M 8riefpertebr aiptfhen @u~
rppa unb ben0ereinigten Stuaten bat,
ipie Dorausanfeben mar, cine betrd9tz
lide GteieerunQ bes Briefaustaufdes
3tpifden Der alien unb oer iteuen Welt
berbeigefiibrt. Mnfang Sftober mar
elm Sdbr peritri9en, leit Der Dompfer
Mmerifa Der 6amburgzMmeri =2tnie
unb bic Dampfer Baltic unb Ga pro=
bence Die erfte nPennpppit" iiber ben
Daean bradten. Na9 elmer 5ddtz
auns Der engltf9en Generalpoitberz
tpqltung fino in bielem erften Sabre
unsefdbr 25 MilIionen 8riefe BON Den
@ereinigten @taaten ne9 @rDBbritan=
MEN gefanbt tporben. Diefes grgeb=
nib rast Tim 20-25 proaent iiber Der
8riefperfebr Der friiberen Sabre binz
aus. 9te 3abl Der bon England mad
Mmerifa eeianbten 8rtefe biirfte bins
ter biefer 3iffer faum auriidbleiben
Mebnli4e Steigerungen nerben iid
ouh fit ben Briefberfebr apii9en
Deut1dlanb unb ben 8eretnister
Staaten fetfteaen lahen.
N-3tpei califoniIhe Stdbte RITTER
fi1, um in einigen Sabren Weltauss
itenunsen gu peranitalten, bic alles
bisber in oie5er Mi6tuns 9eleiitete in
S1atten itellen follen. Gan Dtegr
min anldBlth Der groffnuns oes ga:
namafanals is. 1915 etne erobe Mus.
iteluna baben, unb in San Sranctsct
tpirb eine fol6e fir oas Sobr 1913 our
Seier bes Miebsraufbaues Der Stoot
nah Der Grbbebenz unb 8ranotata=
itropbe gepIant.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16
Gttt Barter &opf.

Ser i'm Sabre 1900 oeritprbene
Ibaecronete 0iQRrs, Der ,@ater bes
eneliihen parlamentes", mar unper@
mdGlt geblieben. Oo6 mar er eirtz
NAL perlpbt qeneien, unb aipar nit eia
ner iebr reiden iungen Dame aus Der
beiten engliiden 9eienFdaIt, Wib
Meaifb, tpelfe iich in ben Damals
nod ilnaen parlamentarier perliebt
bate.
Nm Sage Dor Der 6ohseit matte
Die itraGlenoe 8raut ibrem 8rGutt=
gam i6eratpeiie ben 8ortpurf, er bei<
ratbe iie tpobl bod nur Inn hires Sell
bes.
Yiqiers atGmete tief auf uno ertpiz
berte: rMeinit bu? Nun, id uta
bir betpeifen, oaB bu mir unre6t
tbuit, unD penn i6 aud oarpb 81
@runbe ginee!"
1amit peri6nanb er, uno Ieins
8raut Ia6te beu ouf iiber oen tra=
aii6en Son unO oen GrnIt, NIT nell
dem i6r 8rdutieam ibre gan3 hdrm=
los gemeinte 8emertuna auFaefabt
bate.
Nber 8t[liers fam pirtlid niht
pieoer, unb Die 6odseit mubte a6ee@
iagt iperben. Nles tpuroe, auFgshDs
ten, um Die SoGe tpieoer in's Heine
au brinoen, aber ale 8emiibungen
prullten am feiten gnti6luife 8iaiers
ab. rGs lit unmOalid!" ertpiberte er.
Isle miro mir ME elauhen, baB ih
Tie nur um tbrer ielbit nillen liebte
unb lieben perbe. bis ih bic 4uqen
i6lieBe. sd nerbe iie ME iiber,erla
gen tDnnen, boB ntbt ibr @elb nit,
iptelte."
Ilno babel blieb es. 9etoe, 8ils
Tiers unb feline 8raut, blteben nncerz
heiratbet. gr tteg rafh empor uno
puroe beribmt uno iie tpurbe idlieBz
lt6 cine pererdmte nnb pergeHene
alte eSungfer. sic ftarb tpenige Moz
nate por 0tlliers, tpelden iie gum
@rben ibres mebr als cine Willipn
pfuno Sterling betrasenben 0ern1O-
gems einiebts. Mber audi iebt n1hn
es Der iiebenunbneunaigiahrise BAR
lamentarier nidt an, fonoern perz
n1ahte es unper5iiglth feiner Ndters
Itabt Mplberbampton, ipelbe er lans
ger als atpei Menihenalter i'm Bars
lamente pertreten bate.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16

Solstuh bss eebdneten anaben 1'iifgeS
llommen, Dds Der 0dtev erfennt. W
fudyt nun mad fsinem GDbn. finOet ibn
unb brinst ibn teim, tDDrdnf mil gros
fen 9uAftaben gum 9orfhein fonnlt:
v@ie i6len frepiren iDie bie Hatte1l
(tpas einen 8eifallsiturm berb1rbraez
fe). 0ierauf Dergifte.e er be @plonS
ten, briRgt bonn feinen 5nbn IN oas
3immer, lest i'm uuf ben Sifa, 1tellt
bonn re1ts unb linfs prn ihm afDet
Geraen auf. Die oeutfhen tooten 5ol~
baten peroen Damn NIT Gubtriiten be-
arbeitet unb in cine Stellilng Ge9rdht,
boB }ie iid fnieenb au Syiiben Der 2eihe
am Slide befinoen! Wer bie!es s,dIlS
beflatfden Der Staliener nnb ier @es
fprGh aebDrt bot, Ser ipeiB, ME fief Der
Deutfdenbob fibt. Gs 1T einfaa ennS
pDren0, bob fo etfpas sehufbet f9iro.s
Sn Jrontreih fonnte man es ftlieB@
lth perteben, cher bon elmer 1oJenailtl<
ten befreunbeten unb rerbiinoeten Hae
tton, bas 1T bod gu itarf. 6at benn
Der beutf6e &pn1nl fetn Recbt, iid) 10
ettpas gu perbi!tena Mie ldherlih
ideint es mir, lpenn man II cen bellis
fhen 3eituneen bonn Dreitunb I;eft!
Mas niibt es uns, ipenn er auf sem
papier itebt. Ni6t fir einen &ugen@
Bid oiirfen mir uns Dem Wabne hi1S,
aeben, bob in elmer Gtnnpe Der @efabr
Stalten einen Singer riihren tpiirbe.
8ei einem Rrieae fcmmt bod oas Bolt
in 8etraht unb ntdt Die Regierung.
Muh in ben anberen &reifen firlb nur
trenige. bic OeutI9lano boIb finb. duf
olle Jdlle fiiblen ite feline Greunbfhaft
fir 9eutidlanb! 9luh in Dem Rines
photographer mar nidt etfpa bas ge=
meine 0olf. fonbern olles 2eute aus
bei1eren &reiIen."
Die Deutiden fOnnen iih allmGhlich
etne bubf9eSammluna FolherSreun6@
fhaftsfunbeebunoen aus Stalie1 onle1
gen. @inmal tpirc Die Mappe aller=
oings boil tperben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16

Wte 8erliner 8lGttern semelbet
tpirb, lit ieBt in ben porbereitenoen
0erbanblungen Der beiben medlenburz
gif9en Hesierungen nit bemIusidub
'bes 2anbtaes etne 8eritdnbigung
iiber bic @erfaiungsreptiion eraielt
iporben. glls graebniB bieIer Ser
banblungen tptrb benz 2anbtag Elm
neuer 8erfaf1ungsentpurf por9elegt
iperben, Der, ipenn au6 unter 8eriid=
iibttsune aller sefdt9tltden 8e9te,
pcm bisberigen itdnoif4en Regiment
in BEN beiOen 8roBber5o9tbiimern ein
ISnbe madt. Ser 8erfaRunssenttpurf
entbdlt foleenbe 8etimmuneen: Der
9dnota9 iebt ii6 5uiammen aus l06
Mbgeorbneten. 0abon entfallen "a
huf Medlenburg>S9p % auf
Medlenburs= 8on benSdpez
hiner Mbgeoroneten nerben 20 BON Der
Ritteri9aft, 20 BON ber2anofhaft sez
bpdblt, 4 ernennt Der 9rpbberaog auf
Gebensaeit unb bon ben iibrigen 40
fperben II bon ben 5tdbten, % ppm
2onoe getpdblt. 8on ben Streliber
Mbgeorbneten tperben bon Der &itz
terfdaft, 5 pon Der 2anoIdaft gez
ipdblt. elmer bonn Siiritentbum Rabez
burg, einen ernennt Der 9rob6erooe
pom Strelib unb bon ben iibrtgen 10
4perben bier BON ben Stdbten, 6 pom
2anbe setpdblt. Wdblen fann muir
perienige, Der einen eigenen Serb unb
;6ausbalt beiibt, 25 Sabre alt lit, bret
Sabre bic medlenburgif4e Staatsanz
j5ebDrigteit beiibt uno Elm Sabr lang
Steuern be5ablt bat. Gepdblt perben
tann Elm Nbseoroneter nur in Dem Be-
5irt, in benz er tpobnt. Die Wablen
iino Offentlid unb inbirett pie in
Breuben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16
Ser Mermfte.

.6ans, mas feblt oir2 8iH bu perz
riift eenprben9"
,,Mh, befpahre; aber mein Weib
uno mein &inb!""
rgea, mas it's nit ibnen2"
,,6DrIt bus benn nidt, MenIh2
Sort bns niht9 Sic, lie ipiez
len pierbdnoig!"
Die geplanten neuen ruffifAen
@dladtfdiffe befinben fih nod inls
mer nidt auf ibrem Riel. fonbern nuf
benz papier. Dprt f0nnen iie iDeniqs
items BON Dem Geino niht 70 boIb inx
gruno sefhDRen tperben.l
9aefp Worfer Ni9ter perlongen ina
foIge ber 9eueriing cine Gebalts3uIdaeg
BON $4,000. MDhten fis nilbt lieber
,iDarten. Bis bos iteuersabIsnoe ySssttss;:,
!fnm feline Ginnobmen nit Den RES
nehrten Musgdben einigermoBen III
Ginflang bringt2
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16

MdbrenS DeutfAlunbs Mrmee ouf
BEN Rriegsf,iBe 622.O6O unb sgranf.
rei1s 629, 300 Mnnn aGblt, betBt es in
benz aeueiten Sabresberihte bes Ben.
iionss RommtF6rs, baB es np9 gessns
500, ,961 8un0espenfiondre gibt, bic
pGbrenb bss Niirsertrieees Rrisss-
Dienite aeleiftet haben. gs fdeint bos
cine iiberrdfheno seiunbe Tdtisteit
sse,peitn 81 fein.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16
per1tti1h1tes.

lleber Die @erperfung Der 2pnboner
Wablbill our4 basSberbaus miro gez
i9rieben: OieBiu beatpedte ni9ts tpets
ter, als bab sana 2onoon fir bic
Wablen als Ginbett bebanoelt perben
follte. gs folIten oemgemdb bic 8dbs
Ter, bic BON einem Dablbe5irt in etnen
anberen 5ieben, obne tpeiteres in ibrem
neuen Wobnbeatrt tpablbere4tigt fetn,
udbreno fie ieBt ibr Dablre6t cine
3eit lang berlieren unb erit neu erz
perben mii1Ien. NnbererIeits iollte
aus 6emlelben @runbe Der 8eiiB meb'
rerer Wobnunsen in peridiebenen
Wablbeatrten nidt aur Musiibung ei>
nes mebrfa9en Wablre9ts bere9tisen,
tpie es beute Der 5an 1T. 8eioe Nens
herunsen aielten lebiglib barauf ab,
2onopn ben iibrieen @rpbfdbten bes
RDnisrei6s' sleid3uitelIen unb beaued<
ten lebislid cine sere6tere Geitaltuns
bes Wablre1ts. Die Qorbs aber baz
ben Die 8iu abgelebnt, neil iie ausz
briidli9 6ie pluralitdt bes Mablre4ts
fir bic 8eiiber mebrerer Wobnungen
beibebalten tpollen. Ser eigentliae
@runb 1T, bab in Der 8ill Elm bemo'
frati19er 3ug lag, benz fie beute mebr
sr0bten She'll feline 5ortes ins parla=
ment, 1pobl dber tpirb Elm groBerSheil
Der PIuralpGbler, Die fih mebrere
Wobnungen leiiten f0nnen. oies tun.
"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16

Die Shnedenaiidter bes oberen
;DonausS bales bdtten beuer ein gutes
Sabr. Sn ben Drten Gutenftein nnb
Neubingen allein lagern gegen cine
I9albe Million Meinbergs 59neden.
Seysre Ginbeduna bat ihpn fsit einis
jgen WDhen begonnen unb tie tDtrb
Iiid BET Der eben einsetretenen tpinz
|terlihen Witteruns raid bollaieben,
|lo baB bennd1it nit bem 0erfanbt
besonnen tperben fann. Der regena
Ireihe CONNER tpar benz Ginfammeln
Der 5dneden biesmal befonbers giinz
litig. 6auptabnebmer Der 5biere tit in
'eriter 2tnie paris, mo iie in ben
gaithDf0en tbeuer besublt tperoen.
Cine CUR Grforiduns Der 8iiiten
bes nDr6lihen @ismeeres entfdnote
Grpebition 1T na6 Safutst auriidge.
tebrt. Sic bat auf einer 2dnge BON
5000 Werf (runb $3.50 am) 4ufz
nobmen unb Mefuneen beg 8iii iten>
| ftri6es aipifden ben Miinbuneen Der
Rolpma uno 2ena aussefiibrt, Diele
neue 8uAten entoedt unb feitseHellt,
oaB bic &iifteneepdner oes nDroli9en
gismeeres aum groben 9beile Ieiat
iinb. Oageeen lit Die Miinbung Der
aalpma (155 @ranb Dftl. 2Gnee, 70
Grao n. 8r.) NIT adt Saben stefe fir
Oaeanoampfer susdnslid.
Der beuti ide S9ab=@efretdr Wer=
mutb bat bon Den 5orberungen Der
perI9iebenen Geforts 120 Millionen
| dbgeitrihen, ALIEN bic Woranfdldse
| fir bas nGditjdbrise Budget beaiffern
1id nod immer auf iiber 1880 Milz
lipnen Mart, faft iieben Mtillionen
Marf mebr als i'm Borjabre. Oas
| nla9t cine neue Mnleibe bon etpa $50
Miltpnen notbpenbia - trob Ser Syiz
nan5zReform.
u@agen sic NAL, 6err Baron, ipar=
I'm iit benn eteentlid Sbre 8erlpbune
nit Der reiden Imeritanertn pieoer
suriidgesansen?" = rSatte mir ge,
fcgt, ibr 8ater beidBe erobe 8iiffelz
'Geerber. Heiite besbalb EXTRA nad)
| 2lmertfa nj ibren6eimatbsort, Inn midi
bon Der Wabrbeit gu iiberaeueen, unb
mas finoe id9 8on 8iifFelheeroen
ni6t bic Spur; Ser einaiee S9fe mar
- i9!"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1909-12-16

I'm D1eWnnd1eruHg 3lDl1Weh Olahls
reid unb Oeuti9lano au f0roern, 1T
in paris eine neue Easesaeitung "aes
g1pupelles" oeariinbet iporben. bte
ousfdlieblid Siefem3pede bienen foil.
TranaDfiI9e uno Trantfurter Ginanaz
leute haben bas unternebmen funotrt
Die leitung Der 3eitung ltegt in ben
6dnben elmer Dame, Der Wfaoame Dus
ranb, ber lanejdbrisen 2eiterin elmer
| ange5ebenen Grauenaeitung. Man
mill perfuden, benz 8latte einen bef1ez
rem Nahri1tenbienft al geben, ais bic
Barrier 8lGtter i'm baben. Der franz
aDf1dx Na6tri1tenbienit leibet unter
Dem glei9en llebelitanbe pie Der ame<
rifanifde, - unter Der Nbbdneisfeit
bon Qonoon. Die BON ben 2onboner
geamriAten Msenturen ipitematiiR
betriebene Brunnenberaiftung 1T audi
auf bas 9erbGltnib ssranfrsihs uno
Deutf9lanbs niht obne @tnflub ges
bIieben. Die 9emiibungen ber1tdnbis
| ger sSranaoien, bud oieglnbabnuns ens
gerer pirthihaftliMr 8esiebunsen Die
politii9e Mnnaberung gu erleiftern.
iinb BON aonbon aus ipfematii9
burhfrelat Dorben. unb foldnge 2ons
ooner Ser6ena=Melbunse ausf1liebs
lih bic Nenigfeitsfpalten Der parifer
1IGtter fiilten, ipirb Den 8eitrebungen.
ber 6timme ber Wernunft In ssronfz
reid gum Giese gu perbelfen. @rfolg
ni1t befhieoen fem. llnb ipenn bns
neue 3eitungss unternebmen nur ba5u
beitrGgt, 6as publifum iiber ben
gbdrafter bes englifhen Nahri1tens
bienites auf3ufldren. bot es fhnn fei.
men 4ired erfiiIIf.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
TREE RENDs A TOMB.
A striking Instance Of the Great Pow.
err of Vegetation.

A striking Instance Of the Great Pow.
err of Vegetation.
A correspondent calls attention to
a curious instance Of the mechanical
power of vegetation in the out of the
way churchyard of Tewin, in Hartford
shire. A tree has been divided into
two or three main stems, grows
straight out of the tomb of a noble
dame who departed this life over two
centuries ago and has rent her gloomy
home into pieces. Strangest sight of
all, it has wrapped itself around the
iron railing which used to guard the
grave, and which is thus now almost
entirely concealed inside the tree.
People come from far and near to
see the wonderful sight, and to them
is told story that the quiet inhabi-
tant of this disrupted sepulchre was
in her day lady of very free think
ing opinions and had said she would
have placed above her remains tomb
that no person could rend.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
HuMoR BURNED AND FrcHEp.
Eczema on Hand, Arms, Lsss and
FACET Was Something Terrible.
Complete Cure by cuticurs.

About fifteen or eighteen years
ago eczema developed on top Of my
hand. It burned and itched SO much
that was compelled to show it to
doctor. He pronounced It ringworm.
After trying his different remedies the
disease increased and went UP my
arms and to my legs and finally on my
face. The burning was something
terrible. went to another doctor who
had the reputation Of being the best
in town. He told me 1t was eczema.
His medicine checked the advance Of
the disease, but no further. finally
concluded to try the Cuticura Rene
dies and found relief In the first trial.
/ continued until I was completely
cured from the disease, and have
not been troubled since. G. Burkhart,
236 w. Market ST.. Chambersburg,. Pa,
Sept. 10, 1908"
Potter Drug Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Through a
Woman's Heart.
BY Sidney Warwick.
By Sidney Warwick.
CHAPTER xvI.-(continusd.)


"You mean that you-you are going
TO try to get dinner for us on false
pretenses?" cried Monty, who, for all
Ills realistic representations of double
dyed stage villainy, was in private life
one of the most nervous of men.
BE hanged to false pretenses!"
cried Joe, with spirit. "We're going
to pay-not necessarily today, for the
same reason that we didn't pay Moth
err Grggs today. but certainly sooner
or later. You don't seem to realize,
Monty. that credit is one of the great
est bulwarks of the trade and COM
Ecrcial supremacy Of England. You
leave ii all to me, Monty" he added,
exuberantly Look; that is where
we dine.'
Joe pointed to a swaying signboard,
hanging creakily over almost the first
house in the village street.
That's where we dine, Monty. Your
part is TO shed that look of gloom that
clothes you like garment. and which
would certainly give the show away,
and look bright and cheerful. In the
words of the immortal William, yon
pubs mine oyster which with sword
will Open" he acclaimed, dramatic
ally.
He quickened his step and swung
flong with the jauntiest air in the
world. Monty followed. utterly rlysti-
Ted. and with the gloomiest misgiv-
ings
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Same Old story.

Three times within week Richard
Purdy, Main street grocer, gave his
unwelcome cat away to persons liv-
ing at distance-the further eleven
miles-and as often "the cat came
back"
Then Purdy put pussy with three
bricks in bag, tied the mouth of that
receptacle, cast the squirming burden
into the depths of Darby creek and
came home exclaiming:
well, I've got rid Of that pesky
cat at last!" 2
AS he entered the house. however.
pussy wet to the skin and presenting
sorry appearance but very much
alive was sitting under the stove lick
ing Eer sides dry.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson.
patent lawyers, go Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul. Mimi: ]. Day. Du.
luth. Mimi, spirit level; s. T. Fergu-
son, Minneapolis, Mimi, culvert pipe:
R. E. Flyberg. Halstad; Mimi, auto
matte pistol; j.. H. McCord. Pierre, s..
D.. match box; N. G. Sprague; Mime
apolis, Mimi, envelope; P. E. Sund-
quist, Albany, Mimi, cutter bar; G..
!. Wil1ett, Rec Heights, 8; d., post
hole auger:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
All Want to Bow to Royalty.

The Lord Chamberlain's post bag
on Friday and Saturday next will at
tain mammoth proportions, between
three and: four thousand letters, be.
Ing received on each day from people
either DESTROYS Of being summoned
themselves to attend q court, or Of
presenting q daughter or daughter-in.
law. Most Of the applicants state
whether they wish to attend the ear.
Her or the later courts. and, as far Il
possible. their wishes in this respecl
are complied With. -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Pictorial Ancestry.

An Englishman. fond Of boosting Of
his ancestry, took a coin from his
pocket. and. pointing to the head en-
graved on 1t. said: my great-great-
grandfather was made a lord by the
king whose picture you see on this
shilling"
what coincidence!" said his Yam
kee companion. who at once produced
another coin. my great-great-grand-
father was made an angel by the In
dian whose picture you see on this
cent" "a
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Then tho Joke Wa. on John.

An Englishman and a colonel of tho
United States army were present at
a Fourth of July celebration. The
band began playing Yankee Doodle"
and the Englishman, not being in the
spirit Of the occasion testify asked:
rs that the tune the old cow died
Off" 'Oh, no, not at ALL" retorted
the colonel, THAT is the tune the old
bull died Of"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

said I would have to be tapped, but I
began using Doan's Kidney Pills in
stead. and the swelling subsidized and
the kidneys began to act properly.
Now my health is fine" Statement
made Aug. 1, 1906, and confirmed by
Mrs. Johnson Nov. 16, 1908.)
Sold by all dealers. so cents a boz
Foster.Milburn Co.; Buffalo, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Don't Blame the Man.

She - They've just been married,
you know, and he kisses her every
morning at the door when he is leay.
ing.
He-Of course.
She-I suppose he'll stop that as
soon as the honeymoon's over.
the door with him after the honey
moons over.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

OF the races of the world, 600, Ooo, 900
are white, 700.000,0O0 yellow, 5000.
600 black. 35.o0O.0O0 brown or Malayan.
and 100000 red. or American In.
dams.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Trapping.

Lady-I've been expecting a. packet
Of medicine by post for a week and I
haven't received it yet.
Postofice Clerk - Yes. ma'am.
Kindly fill in this form and: state the
nature OF your complaint.
Lady-Well, If you must know. it's
bili0usness.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02


with kidney trouble.
and finally had to UNI
dergo an operation.
I did not rally we'll.
and began to suffer
.smothering spells and
dropsy. My left side
was badly swollen
and the action of the
kidneys much disor.
dered. NV doctors
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

Pesteurizing MiIk.-It is generally
conceded that pasteurizing milk adds:
nothing to its wholesomeness. In fact.
it is generally believed thai pure milk
is injured more or less By pasteuriza-
ton. Milk that has not been produced
under sanitary conditions and which
may contain disease producing germs.
is far more beneficial and wholesome
II pasteurfzed than If used In the raw
state. In other words, pasteurization
will improve faulty products but will
not Improve pure products The best
auth orities agree that IT Is better to
feed pasteurized milk to children than
to feed them the average milk as 1t is
delivered in the cities. We think that
all will agree that II they can get pure
and wholesome. milk pasteurization
will not improve it for infsnt feed
ing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

Your working power depends upon your
health! Garfield Tea corrscts disorders Of
comes con:tipation, pwi6ss to blood-.
brings good health. ~ ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
In. Self.defense.

Ia Self-defense.
"Great soil you have around here"
you bet.'
"Your corn must be- twenty feet
high"
And we have to- plant dwarf va
riety to hold It down to that"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

Pettit's Eye saIve First Sold In 1907
100 years ago, sales increase yearly, wonder.
full remedy; cured millions weak eyes. AL
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

Red, Wesk, Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Con,l
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con-
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Msl-
rtne Doesn't Smart: Soothes Eye Pain.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

A woman refuses to acknowledge
her inability to accomplish anything
she wants to-. ii s...-,.s ii,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02

People who blame Providence for
their crops arc usually rsticent @ to
.se'r sowing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
That he Did.

THAT man has done some mighty
good things"
Eyes; was one Of them"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
Practical.

Practical. "a
Knicker-l am greatly interested In
the preservation Of the forests.
Mrs. Knicker- Suppose you begin
by watering the rubber planA.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
TWO YEARS or FREEDOM.
No Kidney Trouble at All Since Using
Doan's Kidney Pills.

Mrs. J. B. johnson. TO Wee st., Co
llmbia. Mo-, says: 81 was IN misery
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1909-04-02
No DOUBT,

No Doubt.
There's going to be a linen trust. -
"Wel?'
Il s'pose we'll have to wear its col
lar"