New-York tribune., 1909-07-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

When royal visitors to be entertained there
must be no hitch" says the Prague ''Presse, ''and
TO guard against any possibility in that way a
queer rehearsal took place few days ngo on the
Sophienalpe. where the next great maneuyres VIII
take place. The German Emperor will be the
guest of Emperor Francis Joseph. who. as Is well
known, takes breakfast at the Schloss and then
fasts except for glass OF milk until dinner time
But the German Emperor VIII want his dejeuner
on the field. and this must be served. The place
where the function IS TO take place was selected
and then ovens, kitchen utensils. table appoint
ments. furniture. meat, fish. vegetables and every
thing pertaining to the meal sent, together
with cooks and walters. to the spot decided upon
In thirty minutes the kitchen had been erected
and the meal prepared. and then the high officials
who supervised the rehearsal down at the
board to test not only the quality Of the food and
drink but the competence OF the walters. They
found everything right and assured the higher au-
thorties that the imperial dejeuner would be
palatable and well served"
Our cook said the family man. had beau. who
IA!.eG S on ie' ee; ;og Uy VIM y 2ad T basnr F be-
former attentive beau. and she said he had got
since he got married" said she. 'he don't come
around any more"
llaTElsd: Marie said l. surprised, why. thought
zine.
At the annual convention OF the American In
Stitute or homeopathy, IN Detroit, III. Henry
Franklin Staples. OF Cleveland. made a strong plea
cremation instead OF burial OF the dead. Sani-
taton." said DR.. Staples. has done much in the
last few years to protect the healthy person from
the sick, but It has done little nothing shield
him from the dead: in fact. have TetrOgraded
in this respect. Many OF the ancient races took
better of their dead 10 prevent the spreading
of disease. than do In this enlightened age. We
stiIl burying dead in superficial graves
where they may spread disease to all mankind.
go for bafF ID Of A.
dead than Inhumaton. 1t prevents the spread OF
contagious diseases by the destruction of the
germ"
Chicago apartment house owners can't see the
slightest need for a Illinois law prohibiting
the refusal OF fats to tenants with children. and
preparing to make test IN the courts OF the
validity OF the statute. One owner is quoted by
certain privileges concerning the letting of their
buildings which cannot be altered by legislation
Legislators cannot dictate that shall rent
his property to undesirable tenants. II must re-
main with the owner himself to dictate who IS and
who isn't desirable a tenant
so EASY
1t seemed so easy. long ago,
This tariff regulation,
That to the great world was to show
gay. cOntented nationi
No industries we'd lubricate.
with fat fried out in hot debate.
An. then it seemed so easyi
The days have come. the days have gone.
The vernal flower has faded.
We waken in the summer dawn.
With nerves and tempers jaded.
And still hear remarks severe.
or protests frank and breezy.
And soon the autumn will draw near
Washington Star.
A teacher was telling class at school last Sun
day about the Deluge, remarking:
And then it rained for forty days and forty
Then little boy asked: Were the farmers salts
fled then, mlsS?'-Tft-BitS-
Three months Imprisonment for advising little
boys and girls to speak the language OF their
parents the sentence passed by a Magyar
Judge on Nine. VIad. the wife OF Hungarian
member of parliament. Mime. Vlad incurred this
penalty in addressing the pupils at the Rumanian
school at Babolna. The sentence caused indgna-
ton among Rumanian women. and eight thousand
have signed a petition In favor OF a pardon. The
petitioners describe the sentence revolving, and
they feel confident that 1.-THE civilized world ap-
proves their in protesting against un-
chivalrouS a sentence"
The Insurance Agent-sure your heart isn't
The Insured One-oh. yes. yes.
The Agent-Ever test il?
The Insured-Yes indeed. I watched a nfteen-
inning ball game with the score to 1.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Plans have been completed for under-river
tunnel to connect Philadelphia and Camden. N. j.
The OF New Yorks rivals to the ferryboats
and bridges has aroused general demand among
the QuaSers and their Jersey neighbors similar
conveniences. and contractors hope provide them
within three years 1t is estimated that the cost
win be about S10,000,0e0.
Tommy-Pop. what is the difference between |
vision and sghtf
girl by calling her vision. but don't call her /
sight-Philadelphia Record.