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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
A Long Lease Of Life.

Nj. WI Ting-fang hopes to live to be
two hundred years old. and all Of his
American friends hope he may. He is
returning home a vegetarian. and that
may help. More wonderful things are
likely to happen in China and for her
benefit in the next hundred and fifty
years than have happened there in the
past fifteen hundred Mr.. WI. who IL
up-to-date in SO many things, would
greatly appreciate and approve all the
changes. and maybe assist in bringing
many of them about. But those of the
next quarter century are probably Of
more direct concern to him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
amount of help in making the world hal
pier and brighter.
Congress.

/. After two weeks Of good cheer, pitched
ins the key Of peace ON, earth. and good
wilf@to men, . our national legislators will
reassemble. and buckle down to work in
the Key OF swatting the other, fellow at
every opportunity. From gay to grave,
from lively TO SEVERE. That Is the way
the wheel turns round. The session
promises; well in the way of, strenuous
questions win probably go over. But
which zones? Upon the answer to that
q great deal depends. The appeal next
November must be upon, the record made.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PHILANDER JOHNSON.
A MARTYR,

your chauffeur saved your car from
damage at great personal risk"
YES" answered Mr.. Chuggins. HE
thought quickly. He said that hospital
expenses would amount to a great deal
less than a repair BILL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

1t would have been something of re-
lief II Carrie Nation had decided to re-
main in London and be militant SUI.
fragette.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

% personal absence letters 20 III
STAB should NOT 10 saaSesssA . sAy
Individual connected with The once. bus
simply 60 TN star. or = the 14asossas
OK Business Department. according -
tenor or purpose.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

Undoubtedly Mr.. Peary had a right to
be angry. And 1t rs equally certain that
he awaited himself of his privilege In q
way that leaves no need of assistance in
expressing his feelings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

1t 10 fortunate for the trade in holiday
literature that the Congressional Record
reserves its most interesting publications
until after January l.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

Dr. Osler approves OF a diet of sour
milk Some Of our statesmen might find
more encouragement in an Endorsement Of
sour grapes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
The Added Insult,

From the Philadelphia Ledger.
When a person arrested for violation Of
the speed law says haughtily: do you
know who l amp the answer ought to
be about SO tackled on to the fine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
Theoretical Obligation.

THAT man says he owes his country
a great DEAL"
Yes" said Senator Sorghum. But you
never hear that kind of a remark from
a man who is In a position to make q
cash contribution to the conscience fund
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

Report to the contrary Notwithstanding,
Christmas. gift cigars are frequently bet
ter than the kind the recipient is used
to smoking.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

If Zelaya wants any suggestions for
New Year resolutions he can be album
dainty accommodated by applying to Sen
ator Hayner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

You wants to remember when you's
figurin' on a life Of ease" said Uncle
Eben. dat easy consciences an easy
money don't allus go together"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

Owing to strong prohibition sentiment
Christmas will be safely and sanely cele-
brated in many communities with custard
pie instead Of eggrog.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
Still in Troubl.

From the Anaconda Standard.
King Leopold's domestic complications
live after him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
Apprehensive.

why do you always look so worried"
said the enthusiastic man, when I talk
about the lights that will twinkle gayly
on the Christmas tree?"
Il can't help it. I'm member of the
fire department.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

The latest question in connection with
the north pole appears to be What would
you be willing to do for $1O0,O0O?'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

The new minister to China has fully
qualified as an expert in diplomatic ST.
lenceS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

prosperity prophet is always on safe
ground when he issues his prediction a
little ahead of the holiday activity In
trade.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
A Winter Criticism.

This world gets better steadily,
The optimists all say;
Although more to my taste 'twould be
If not quite so frappe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

Even as sporting event" a dash for
the pole is to be reprehended for its dis
play OF rough work.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

1 The English public 10 not quite sure
whether the house Of lords is more in fear
Of wounded dignity or q wounded purse
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23

to send out any CHEEKY Christmas cards
this year.
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True.

From the New York Herald.
Western woman holds that large feet
are evidence Of great brains. Maybe.
But It's no place to carry them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
Harmon.

From the Springfield Republican.
| Political observers are beginning to
think that II Judson Harmon can manage
| to be reelected Governor Of Ohio next
year, he will have q political future.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
More Shopping.
. Harrisburg Telegram.

From the Harrisburg Telegraph.
Those who shopped early can now 60
back and purchase the things that they
forgot.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1909-12-23
Snothe, ing Spells

0tllOtllSA SAA8 otSS
az suffered for nine or ten years. Had spells
Of smothesing, finally went into convulsions DE-
Miles Nervine brought complete relief, ana
believe saved my life"
MRS. ROSA BONNER.
1856 n. 18th ST., Birmingham. Ala.
The blood is the channel
through which is transported the
nourishment that sustains lite.
When the circulation is poor your
vitality is low, your nervous sys-
tenn exhausted and you are weak
and debilitated. You can restore
nervous energy by taking
DR.. Miles Nervine:
It's strengthening influence upon
the nervous system gives 1t
power to send life-giving blood
through the veins.
The nrst bottle win benefit; II not, the drug
sist will return your money.
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
H0W's THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Hall Catarrh
Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY g. Co, Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned, have known
F. ]. Cheney for the last 10 years.
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and
financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by his firm.
Waiting. Kinnan & Marvin.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken iuter-
nally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 10
cents per bottle. Sold by all Drug
gists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation. i3O
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
The Pure Food Law.

Secretary Wilson says: zone of
the objects of the law is to inform the
consumer of the presence of certain
harmful drugs in medicines. - The
law requires tifat the amount of
chloroform, opium, morphine and
other habit forming drugs be stated
on the label of each bottle. The man.
ufacturers of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy have always claimed that
their remedy did not contain any of
these drugs, and the truth of this
claim is now fully proven. AS no
mention of them is made on the label.
This remedy is not only one of the
safest. but one of the best in use for
coughs and colds. Its value has been
proven beyond question drink the
many years 1t has been in general use.
For sale by Daniels Drug store. It's
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
HINTS TO HOUSEWIVES.

Put little saltpetre in the water
you use for your bouquets and the
flowers will live for fortnight.
To clean iron sink. rub them we'll
with cloth vet with kerosene.
"Oh husband, wake up!" cried the
wife in alright.
~ am sure there's burglar down
stairs"
go down then," said hubby; "you
told me last night
Not TO meddle in house hold affairs. :"
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
AMONG THE CHURCHES
= SUNDAY SERVICES =
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

Service 10:45 a. m. evening at
Z :45. Subject. Life.
Wednesday evening at 7 :4b
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
FREMONT COUNTY FAIR.

The Fremont County Fair associa-
tion has decided to hold an exhibition
and county fair in September of this
year. The date will be selected later
In the season. The new board OF di :
rectors elected at the annual meeting
are 7. M. Harding, T. b. Coulter, X.
s. Lewis, NJ. E. Snow, Chas. r. Nc.
Lain, G. u. HARDY, W. T. Wallace.
W. b Roland and W. H. Peabody.
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
CHRISTIAN.

Bible school promptly at 10 am.
Preaching service at II a. IN. subject
Religion In the Home" Christian
Endeavor prayer meeting begins at
AS sharp, preaching at 1880. The
theme will be "The Story of the
Wandering Boy" Every one very
cordially invited to attend these ser
vices. We invite, especially those
who have not confessed Christ to at
tsnd the evening service.
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
METHODIST.

1000 a. m. Sunday school: 1.-THE
Beginnings of the Christian Church. -
IL 100 a. m sermon: "Whence Cometil
Our Help 6:30 p. m. Epworth
League praise service. 7:30 IN. ser
mon: 1.-THE Supreme Passion - The
Ordnance of Baptism in the morning
and reception of members at morn
ing and evening services. The public
is cordially welcomed to these ser
vices.
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
HOMECOMING OF 7sERs.

Leadville Colo. January 81. 1909.
Rate Of one fare for the round trip
via the Rio Grande to Leadville and
return. TicKets OH sale from points
south and west of Alamosn and Tellu-
ride January Goth. For all other
points in Colorado, January 81.
Final return limit January 81. Gall
on local agent for further informa-
tion. / "a
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
A W0MAN'S APPEAL ,

10 all knowing sufferers Of rheumatism whether
muscular or OF the joints, scintica, lumbagos.
backache, pains In the Kidneys or neuralgia
pains, 70 write 70 her for home treatment
which has repeatedly cured all OF these torturcs.
She feels II her duty TO send II TO all sufferers
FREE. You cure yourself at home ~ thousands
will test.fy-no change OF elm tic being neccs.
sary. This simple discovery banishes uric acid
from the blood, ioosens the stinened toints.
purihes the blood, and brightcns the = iyes,
living elasticity and tone the whole aystcm.
II the above istsrests you, for proof addre.-
Mrs. n. Summers, Bog u. South Bend, Ind
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
Lame Shoulder

This is q common form Of muscular
rheumatism. No internal treatment
is needed. Apply Chamberlsin's Liu-
iment freely twice u day and quick
cure is certain. This liniment has
proven especially valuable for mus.
cular and chronic rheumatism. and is
sure to give quick relief Chamber
lAin's Liniment is also most excellent
for sprains and bruises. Price. %
cents; large size 90 cents. For sale
by Daniels Drug Store. it's
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
BAPTIST.

Sunday school at 10 M. preaching
services at II Am. p. IN. and Z 80
p. m. by Rev. L. I. Barkman. Morn
ing subject 1.-THE Beautiful City. +"
Afternoon subject "The Uureasona pie :
ness Of SIM" Evening subject "What
will Ye Do With Jesus?' Baptism
tonight and Sunday evening,
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.

Rev. r. f. Chandler will occupy
his pulpit at the First Presby terian
church tomorrow at II a. m. and Z 80
pm. All other services as usual.
Good music of course Visitors cor
daily W leone
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
l WANT TO SELL.

Furniture consisting Of bed room
sets both irons and solid oak .dressers,
carpets, chairs, stoves, etc. Gall q
112 West Front street. 99-tf
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16

IF you want to know the news of Florence and of
Fremont County while 1T is NEWS you must have
The DAILY TRIBUNE. To earn the largest pos
sibe income 10 have the greatest comfort aud pleas
ure and 10 wisely guide your children you must be
entirely acquainted with the affairs that are going on
around you and while they happening ....
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16

says the young man oaine ont Of the
barn leading nne horse and leaving
the horse which he had ridden to the
house. Hockey lied upon him to
halt and the yc man dropped of
Of the horse he was riding and grab
ing his own horse started away but
left his saddle. Hockey believed that
later the young man would return for
the saddle. This he did at 12 o'clock
and Hockey called upon him to throw
up his hands. Hockey says he was
standing about fifty feet from the
young man. Instead of throwing up
his hands the young fellow turned
his horse and started to ride away.
Hockey shot bullet through his
heart. killing him instantly. Hockey
came to Delta and gave himself up.
All efforts to ascertain who the young
man was have so far failed Senti-
ment 10 divided over whether Hickey
Is justified. in shooting under the cir
oumstances.
In the arrest of O. W Kremer and
Eugene Deering. experienced railroad
men at Kansas City. private detec
tives Of the Santa Fs railroad claim
they have two railroad swindlers W no
have been sought for years 1t is
charged that they worked together to
secure settlements from railroad COM
panies for pretended injuries and that
every road west of Chicago has paid
them large amounts in the last FIVE
years. The scheme which the two
men worked was for Que man to make
it appear he had been injured through
some neglect of the company or its
employees and then make immediate
application for settlement. The other
man posed as a with, 50. They al
ways worked under assumed names
and sel scted a different road each
time. Their last effort at swindling
ia said to have been against the Santa
Fe when one Of the men pretended to
be knocked from the train at Palmer
Lake. November 81, last. The rail
road settled with them hut afterwards
becoming suspicious made an investi-
the two men at Kansas City.
The daily tribune., 1909-01-16
state Neus

The D. and II. G. railroad today
laid off A of the 'strike breakers
who were brought here to break the
lItrike when 1t started some months
ago.
At the quarterly meeting of the ex-
ecutive committee Of the State Feder-
e....on of Women's clubs held in Den.
v6r formal action was taken asking
Gov. Shafroth to give the federation
on the board of control
of the industrial schoo! for boys.
Cornelius Alger is in the local hos.
pital here suffering from burns caused
by soalding hot water. He went to
sleep near an engine in the O. and s.
roundhouse here this morning. The
steam gauge exploded and he was
showered with boiling water. He
will recover. but will be disigured.
A jury has been secured to try
Palao Militello and Raphael Graeco.
who are charged with shooting from
ambush and killing Domencio Trup-
gallo near his home at Lavey canon,
on June 6 last. The men had had q
difference. and 1t ia intimated that
the killing has much to do with the
"Black Hand" or Italian Malta out.
RACES. The men deny their guilt.
The case against them is wholly one
Of circumstantial evidence.
Six street laborers. who have been
surfaciDg the Santa Fe crossings and
tracks here for the past week, were
summarilly fired by Acting Superin-
tendent Jim LIE Wis last night This
morning three of them, all Greeks,
''held up " Lewis at the point OF
guns and in choice Greek demanded
their jobs back under penalty of hav-
ing his head blown of. Marshal
House saw the gun play and got busy
himself. All were fined $40 and costs
by Justice Of th.. Peace wilkins.
John O. Beatty. aged So. of Mount
Vernon, N. Y, said to be wealthy
land owner was found dead in bath
tub into which hot water was run
ming. late yesterday afternoon. Al
far a. known the body had been in
water since last midnight, and was
literally boiled. In many places the
skin had fallen away. 1t is known
that Mr.. Beatty went to his room q,
i 80 O'Clock last night to retire and
the belief Is that he was stricken with
heart failure while in tine bath and
died. The water had been running
into the tub throughout the night and
day.
Governor Shafroth yesterday issued
an order that will be pleasing to
every one in the state. 1t is to the
effect that the statehouse must be
kept open until O'Clock In the even
ing and that the regular Saturday af-
ternoon holiday will be dispensed
with except in June, July and August
1t has been the custom to close almost
all of the offices at 4 O'Clock and to
also close them at IL O'Clock on Sat
urdays. 1ne governors orders keeps
them open until 8 O'Clock every day.
This will permit Pueblo people to
reach Denver on trains arriving there
at 4 o'clock. have An hour to transact {
business aud leave on An evening train
for home.
W. s. Hockey, n prominent farmer
living nine miles northeast Of Delta,
shot and killed an unknown young
man at midnight last night. Hockey
claims that the young man had at
tempted 70 steal y horse which be-
longed TO him. Tho young man ap-
piled at the Hockey residence tor
lodging. Later he said he WAS Ill
and asked to sleep In the barn. Per.
mission WAS granted him but lie was
watched. At about . O'Clock Hockey
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17
The Judges Little Joke.

The error of clerk involved In a
decidedly confusing situation the Ger
man gentleman referred to in story
in the New York Times.
On "a jury day in the First district
court a stolid looking German present
ed to the justice d certificate from the
commissioner of jurors. After rapid
glance at the document the justice or
dered the man to raise his right hand
and administered the oath.
"Your name is Herman Kaufman"
"Yes, your honor"
This paper" continued the court.
requests me to excuse Herman Kanf-
man from jury duty on the ground
that he is dead. Now, remember that
you have sworn to tell the truth and
think we'll before you answer. Are
you dead?"
"No-o. your honor" was the Devil.
dered reply: II don't think l am
'You claim that you are alive?"
Yes, your honor"
THAT will do. Now take this paper
back to the commissioner of jurors"
The man did so. When the commits
sioner examined the certificate it bore
the following Endorsement in the JUS
tees handwriting:
1.-THE deceased. appearing before me
in open court. insists under oath that
he is not dead. Please investigate and
II his testimony be false have him in
dicted for perjury"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17
Sumner

Otto Loga is filling silos in this vicin-
ity.
Mrs w D Hemphill visited friends in
Chicago last week.
Mr. Thomas Marsden is drawn on the
Jury at Jefferson this week.
Claude Kirby returned to school at
Fort Atkinson last week.
Mrs Herman Bickle of Canon City,
Col, is visiting relatives in this vicinity.
A number from here are attending
the State fair at Milwaukee this week.
Mr. Adolph Kalment and family spent
Sunday with Mr. and Mrs Chas Ham
merquist.
Mr. John Soulman of GAINESVILLE was
in this vicinity buying tobacco last
week, paying as high as II cents
Mrs Janet Burleson and daughter,
Mrs O G Strigel, from near Milton
Junction, visited the old home and
friends here Saturday and Sunday.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17
Porter

M L O'Neil is doing road work in
this locality with his engine.
Miss Katheryn Dooley has returned
to her studies at Edgewood Villa.
Mr. and Mrs C Stewart of GAINESVILLE
spent couple of days here last week.
Miss Edna Stone of Edgerton begins
school in the Eagle district next Mon
day.
Miss Julia Mccarthy of GAINESVILLE is
spending the week at the home OF
Frank Boss.
Mrs G w Nichols was guest Of Mrs
Sherman near MELVILLE one DIZZY last
week and enjoyed launch ride to Fort
Atkinson.
About fifty friends stepped in unan-
nounced at the home of Mr. and Mrs
Frank Boss on Saturday evening to re-
mind them of their eleventh wedding
anniversary. They came laden with
good things for the inner man, cards
and card tables. The evening was very
pleasantly passed in playing progressive
cinch. Joe Wheeler and Mrs Margaret
Mooney won first honors while Mrs
Heffernan and Forest Fessenden re-
ceived consultations. Before departing
the self-invited guests presented the
host and hostess with beautiful set of
silver table spoons and salad spoon,
which will be highly priced for years to
come.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17
Not GuiIty!'

The unable seaman referred to by
the American Thrasherman probably
thought he was being accused of
"mussing up the bedclothes''
Enthusiastic Amateur Sailor-Let go
that jib sheet.
Unenthusiastic Landlubber (who has
been decoyed into acting as crewr-Pm
not touching the thing.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17
Most Tactless of Men.

Clarence unintentionally offended
the aspiring young poetess."
sin what way:'
HE sent her a gayly decorated
wastebasket as birthday present.
Philadelphia Record
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17

We don't advise people buying
goods out of the city, but if you go to
GAINESVILLE to trade you will find T. P.
Burns store the best place there to
buy dry goods as they sell all goods on
a closer margin than any store in that
city. 42t1
For the best values in ladies and
T. P. Burns, GAINESVILLE. 42t1
"A seven-room house with barn for
rent. Apply to Casper Scharfenberg.
Next week will be peach week at
Joe Conn's.
Saddle and bride for sale. Inquire
at this office.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17

"A good bicycle with coaster brake
and pump; also row boat and oars for
sale. Inquire at w. j. Davis barber
shop. 42t1.
You can buy Edgerton creamery
butter at Joe COINS grocery.
Wanted 200 bushels of oats. APP
ply to Henry Schmeling, Eegerton. 421
Leave your orders at Conn's for
peaches in bushels or half-bushels.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17

You said you had loug distance
breath. No wonder, for you have ca
tarrh and sore throat that is simply
awful. Why, lanyard would smell
sweet compared with your breath. a.
w. Barker's Cough Remedy, made at
Sparta, will knock it every time. W. G.
Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17

He who wishes to secure the good
of others has already secured his own.
-ConfuciuS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1909-09-17
A Hioh One.

Friend-Does the baron. Jour son-in-
law, speak with much Of an accent?
Richpurse-He did when he discovered
how l had fixed his wife's dover.
Puck.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-06-01

TNHE woman in 2016 had just moved
in, and she was very anxious to
know something about her neighbors
The woman in 201S was curious about
the newcomer. A strange coincidence
brought them to the dividing fence at
the same hour. No. 2016 rolled key
up to her side of the fence. No. 2O1S
turned up a big tub. simultaneously
they mounted their respective eleva-
tons. Their heads met, and there
were EXPLANATIONS of guilty surprise.
What were you doing 'rubbering' in
my yard?" demanded 2016.
Nov, you've got nerve!" retorted
201S. 'It was you who was doing the
'rubbering.'"
II was just waiting to catch you,
Mrs. Who everyou- are"
well, one can't be too careful about