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Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Medical PROFESSIONALISM is the result,
p~erature goes down as far as il can?
student-Why-er-he gets cold feet
Cleveland Leader.
Mr.. Slss-Yes, father paid my way through
college, but now he says l must stand on
my own merits.
Miss Keen-Oh, 1 hope the case isn't
really so bad at that.-Boston Transcript.
Mr.. NewlywedLVhe moths have eaten
Mrs. N~ewlywed-i don't see how they
could get in. I've kept the door locked all
summer lonS.-Brooklyn Life.
''Th aviator who tried for a record flight.
flew into a gale and had to come down"
What happened then7'
Then he flew into a passion. "-Balti-
more American.
strong one?" asked the salesman.
- capable salesman could tell by the
Suyers appearance she answered
Judst-Up again. Casey. for evading
wish 81 had evaded it Instead Of runnln'
into two cops on the corner.-Puck
PA, whatn we do in heaven"
"Oh, sing and play harps, all day"
II see. An the poor souls in the other
place will have to listen to us?'-Cleveland
Leader.
Post-I don't see the difference between
playing bridge for prizes and gambling for
money.
P~arker-There's a lot. When you play for
money you got something worth having
st. Louis Post Dispatch,
you are sure this was moonshine
whisky" said the investigator.
Yes" answered the man from Ten
'SDiS Won taats it,"
Taste II? No. swallowed a little.
You don't taste IT any more than you'd
taste a hornet II you accidentally bit one.
You Just know it's there"-Washlngton
Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

At any rate, congress is not the
slowest thing on earth for it passed
the tariff bill before several ships could
get in with cargoes. composed largely
of goods on which rates were being
raised.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The Japanese plantation laborers in
Hawaii. who have been on strike for
two months, have given up their fight.
They started on wrong by introducing
the rough house into the game.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
Texas Did Not Get Excited.

houston POST.
1t may surprise the excited outsiders, but
the report that Bryan would move TO Texas
didn't fluster anybody a whit more than
the subsequent statement that he wouldn't.
Thousands Of people are coming thisward,
but there are no immediate indications that
any one or al win or can disturb the sweet
serenity and noble self-contaInment OF the
people.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The telegraph editors could have
saved themselves some effort by using
the old head line over the Barcelona
riots for the house committee assign
ments, Insurgents Moved Down by
Cannon"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Where the mayor of Burkville, Va,
who tried to shake down the president
Of the Pennsylvania railroad for S45,-
900, made his big mistake was in fail
ing to AXE a course hrst in the Pat
Grow Correspondence school.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

We are surprised to note that Mr..
Bryan's Commoner %reproduces the
World-Herald's garbled version Of the
republican state platform. The Com
moner ought to be willing to let the
republican platform speak for itself,
even If the World-Herald is not.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

President Taft's judgment on
whether it is downward or not will go
a great deal further with most people
h a the judgment of the democratic
ghost dancers.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

OF. LOUIS GloDe-DeHlOCIdl
A few days hence there will no longer
be any 'insurgent' republicans, any
"~standpat' republicans, or any range
republicans. All will be republicans with
out any prefix.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Before the city council moves on
the moving picture shows it will, of
course, be necessary for the council
men to make a personal inspection of
all these entertainment places.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
Rock River Conference.

CHICAGO, Aug. 6-The Rock river con-
ference OF the Methodist Episcopal church
will be held IN the Court Street Methodist
church at Rockford, Ill, according TO an
announcement made here today after a
meeting OF district superintendents Of the
church. The conference viii begin Sep
TENDER q.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The will of Don Carlos ~bequeathed
to his successor the Job of restoring
the domain Of Emperor Charles V to
the Spanish crown. Something of a
Job cut out for that young man.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The Alabama legislature should be
prosecuted for causing Editor Waiter
son to exercise himself so violently this
hot weather over its enactment Of a
prohibitory law.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

II King Alfonso cannot subdue the
Moors he might requisition Senators
Stone, Bailey and JEFF Davis to finish
up the Job.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

No call yet for that extra session of
the Nebraska legislature promised in
the democratic state platform. Are
platforms binding.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The unavoidable absence of Gov
ernor Sh~allenberger from the Dahlman
Democracy picnic will need no explana-
ton.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Mrs. Pankhurst. the British suffra-
gist who slaps her opponents. is going
to visit this country and we are anx
iously awaiting her meeting with SEN
ator Stone.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

None Of the Breakfast Food people
nave yet claimed the young emperor of
China used their brand. Perhaps they
are fearful he may not be permitted to
grow up
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
A reliable Depository
Chicago Tribune.

Chicago Tribune.
Complaint is made that the Lincoln cents
are too thick to go into the slot machines.
But you can slip them into the savings
banks, which is a great deal better.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The repeal of the Connecticut blue
laws contradicts the assertion that the
only way to get rid of a bad law is to
enforce IL to the letter.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Subscriber leaving the city tenn
p%Orarily should have The Bee
mailed TO them. Address will be
changed as often HH requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

An inquirer asks If base ball will al
ways hold its place. At last accounts
Washington showed no inclination to
surrender the bottom position.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

At any rate, President Taft did not
follow the democratic precedent Of let
ting the tariff bill become a law with
out his signature.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
A Movable Fixture

Chicago Inter-OCean.
We note that Mr.. Bryan says he is go
ing to remain a fixture in Nebraska"
That does not prevent him, however,
from running again for the presidency.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Congress finally wound up by put
ting the president on the free list until
December.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Anxious Inquirer: The date for
President Taft's visit to Omaha is
Monday, September 20, just as The
Bee had 1t all along.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
state Of Nebraska, Douglas County, SIS:
George p. T~zschuck. treasurer OF The
Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn
says that the actual number OF fun and
complete copies Of The Daily, Morning
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the
month OF July. 1909. was as follows:
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

GEORGE b. TZsCHUCK,
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my presence and sT orn to
before me this I'd day Of August, 1903.
(SeaD NJ. + WALKER,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
Near evidence.
Boston Herald.

Speaker cannon proves that a statesman
may wear a 50 cent undershirt, but not
that a so cent undershirt can make a
statesman.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The roll call on the income tax
amendment has started with Alabama,
and there will be plenty OF time for all
before the ballot is declared closed.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

for the Lincoln penny the high-art
statue of Lincoln on our High school
grounds seems to have been over
looked.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Aviators are respectfully reminded
that the elevator conductors have the
copyright on going up"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
Colonel James NJ. Guney Of Pennsyl-

Colonel James NJ. Gufey Of Pennsyl-
vania, whom Bryan threw over the
ransom at Denver. bobbed up in COM
plete control OF the recent Pennsyl-
vania democratic convention. The
shade Of Samuel J. Randall is stronger
in Pennsylvania han that Of the living
Bryan.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

BY this time congress realizes what
It means to have u heavyweight sitting
on the lid
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Spc''j. II has demonstrated
that : - oil that his memory
is faililk.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Uncle Joe Cannon provided a five
foot shelf for several congressman who
are not on his regular calling list.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

For some u~nexplainable and indie
tensible reason in selecting the design
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
In Other Lands

side Lights on what IL Trans-
pirinG Ameng the Near ana
Tar Nations Of III Earth.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
TERMS or s1fReCRTPTTON.

Entered at Omaha postoffce as second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Having exhausted every visible source Of
taxation, from tourist board bills TO the
titles Of withered sristocrats, the budget
makers OF France propose to levy a pro-
gressive tax on dogs, ranging from 80 cents
on the watchdog TO upward OF S. a head
on dogs de luxe" when more than fifty
are owned by the same pereon. Finance
Minister Caillaux estimated that this doS
tax would yield a revenue Of upward OF
e. 900. 900.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
MIDSUMMER SMILES.

Medical PROFESSIONALISM is the result,
young gentlemen, when a patients tenn.
perature goes down as far as 1t can7
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS gets cold feet
Cleveland Leader.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

The aviator who tried for a record flight,
flew Into a gale and had to come down.
VIVA happened Them"
Then he flew into a passion. "-Balti
more American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Would you like a cheap hammock, or a
strong one ?" asked the salesman.
"A capable salesman could tell by the
buyers appearance" she answered
haughtily.-Houston Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

VICTOR RosEwATER. EDITOR.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Mr.. Newlywed-The moths have eaten
every single thing In the closet, Ida.
Mrs. Newlywed-I dom see how they
get in. I've kept the door locked all
summer long.-Brooklyn Life.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Judst-Up again. Casey. for evading
the law.
wish OF had eVaded II instead OF runnIn'
into two cops on the corner.-Puck-
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

Mr.. Siss-Yes, father paid my way through
college, but now he says l must stand on
own merits.
Miss Keen-Oh, 1 hope the case isn't
really so bad at that.-Boston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07
THE OMAHA DAILY Bel

FOUNDED BY EDWARD RosEwATER
Omaha daily bee., 1909-08-07

PA, what'n we do I'm heaven"
"Oh, sing and play harps, all day"
nlacs wi,l bave to listen n rs -cIsv
Leader.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

agree ment among those interested in
 the bill to preserve the old statehouse
 to revise the motion by which further
 postponement of that measure went
 over for three weeks from last Wed
 nesday. He asked that consideration 'of the bill be taken uo next Thurs |day afternoon and formal motion to that effect by Mir. Glover was unaui- mously carried. Otherwise the con sideration of the measure might have been entirely set asice unless al eXs tension of the regular session should be voted.
 Fourth District Chancellor. House Bill No. 137, 8 bil! to allow tho chancellor of the fourth district ,9500 additiona! salary, to De paid .hv the county, was called up aud passed, 25 to 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

ments secured by Cavanaugh, with whom Ballew is intimate, both en- deavoring to regain portion Of the $370o0 and $30,00o they lost.
 Inspecting the Horses.
 Ballew, Detective Groneweg and exa Sheriff Minter this morning went to the stables of the county jail, where the animals taken from the ear the men cndcayored to ship to Denver have been placed in order to keep down cNpt nses. The animals were ted out one by oN" for Hallew 10 look at. Finally |; trim little sorrel mare Was led into the light and he imme- diately identified her as tine racer which should have lost, but on ac- count of tue falling jockey won the race and took his money. Detective Goneweg could not identify any of the horses as those being in Council Bluffs.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

Nashville, Feb. Z6.--The defense scored an important victory in the Carmack murder case today when Judge Hart excluded the testimony of Major w. 0. Vertress and Insurance Commissioner Thompson that Car mack had male no threats against Colonel Cooper The testimony was heard while the jury was out Judge Hart held that inasmuch as the fact that Carmack was not threatening Cooper was not conveyed to the de- fl ndant it could have no effect on his
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
WHERE IS THIS
 LAKE VILLAGE MAN ?
w. Harvey, Prominent esident of Chicot County Disappears Believed to Have Lost His Life While Searching For Stock Island 82 - Water Rose Swiftly-Cut Off From Main Land He Attempts Dangerous Feat-Horse Is Found.

Lake Village, Feb. 26.-J w liar vey, all old and high respected resi- dent of Lake Village, has disappeared and his fate is in doubt He is be lieyed to have lost his life.
 The last seen oi him was on last Monday on Island "S2." where he had gone in search of some strayed stock
 He had remained on the island the night before and was attempting to make his way back to the main land, ming a body of water. known as the chute" an arm of the Mississippi river, separating Island "a2" from Point Comfort plantation. which is a part of the mainland
 The water in the chute had risen Very rapidly and a swift curren, surged in the stream, making it ex- tremely hazardous to attempt to cross Mir. Harvey had requested 8 negro on the opposite shore to bring him a skiK and while awaiting the return of the skiff it is supposed that he grew impatient and undertook to risk the danger to himself and horse by crossing the stream unattended.
 The banks are practically perpen- dicular at the point where he would have been compelled to enter the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
SENATE WANTS THE
 COTTON STATISTICS

lIearst News Special to the Graph;e.' Washington. Feb. 26.-The senate today adopted joint resolution di- recting the director of the census to
 collect statistics on the stock of baled cotton on hand November 1, January ii and March l. Senator Tillman in- troduced a resolution to exclude from
 the mails the reports Of Roosevelt's $
 country life commission on the
 ground that it is indecent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
DEFENSE WON POINT
 IN CARMACK CASE

state Of mind, therefore it was ruled incompetent. Major Vertress identi- fled the pistol found by Lieutenant Pitcher at the side of Carmack's body as one he loaned the senator the night before the tragedy. Pitcher testified that when he found the pistol it had been newly fired twice and there were two empty shells. Police Commissioner Hutchinson identified the pistol taken, unfired, from Colonel Cooper after the tragedy as one he loaned him at Tulane Hotel the night before the killing.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

atrs ai1i and this added fo the peril ct the undertaking.
 His Horse Is Found.
 The imprint of one shoe is shown as though he mounted his horse at the point where the horse entered the stream. He left ais overcoat hanging on tree nearby. Tine horse was found clnSing to the bank and un- able to reach the summit unassisted. Several searching parties have gone to the scene every day this week, with the hope of securing some knowl- edge of his fate and rescuins him # alive. or recovering his body, if dead.
 Where the waters of the chute flow into the Mississippi river very thick growth of willow trees make it prac tically certain the body will be pre- vented from passing into the greater stream.
 MT. Harvey has been 6 resident of Lake Village and vicinity for nearly all of his life and was extensively in terested in the live stock industry, He has a wife and three children, two daughters and son. Miss Pearl, his oldest daughter, is an instructress i'll music in Potter's College, Kentucky His son Frank holds a responsible pc sition with the Great Northern Rail way, and Is located in Minnesota
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
LAST MEETING OF
 R00SEYfLT'S CABINET

(Hearst News Special to the Gsaph'c.
 Washington, Feb. 26.-At the last but one meeting of the cabinet today the members exchanged photographs and autographs Roosevelt read an article from the Aurora, published in Philadelphia in 1897, congratulatiuEs the country on the retirement of George Washington, whom it blamed for the country's misfortune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
PRESS WAS MUzzLED
 THAT IS WHY

(Hearst News Special to the Graph!c)
 Washington. Feb. 26.-"The people of Venezuela knew nothing of the dis putes with the United States because Castro allowed but one paper. the Ell Constitutional. Co Do published" said W, L. Buchanan. commissioner to arbi- trate the Venezuelan dispute, who arrived today. He said he believed Gomez would settle the dispute satis- factorily. .-~~>z---~---=e
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
ICE GRAFT CASE
 MAY BE DROPPED

Niearst News Sp"eis! to the Graphic)
 PittBburg, Feb. 2G.-Thc councilman ice graft cases took sensational turn today when District Attorney Blakely asked that the case against Banker Ramsey be dropped. Council man Joseph Wasson admitted he fell into the traps of detectives, but ran away when an attempt was made to nashlight him, overturning q camera.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

Little Rock, Feu 26.--lt vas no. til several minutes after the senate convened this morning that the feline ssas discovered roasting on the Dac}l fence. Tt.c eat fur the seventh time mad GoIilc back ii! the form of the Sumpter Greaves contest. As soon as Senator Logan espied it he hurled an inkstand at it, failing to feaze the feline.
 Senator Touey then hurled a few gentle remarks at the visitor and Sem ator Wadley followed with every available weapon he could command. The "war' continued for fully fif- teen minutes before Senator DeRos sitt, with those sweet, dulcet tones Of his, finally coaXed tho immortal feline from her perch with soft Kitty, kitty; nice k!tty-sho-o-o-o"--
 She was finally induced to climb town from her lofty perch and allow the electors of the thirty-irst sena- torial district to settle the contest in
 
 their own sweet way, and in any pe- culiar manner they see fit, just SO they settle it.
 The "cat" appeared when Senator DeRossitt introduced a resolution the ] purport of which was to limit the candidates in the special election to Messrs. Sulnpter and Greaves. After an effort to table it the resolution was finally withdrawn by Senator De- Rositt, who stated that he thought it would suit all parties i'll the dis trict.
 Aside from killing the Edmondson xbill, providing for divorce when eitAt r party to the marriage contract is in curably insane. the senate did noth- ing further except house business and adjourned at noon until Mon day morning at 9:S0 o'clock. 8# Two Senate Bills Killed.
 The house put in thc morning con- sidering senate business and incident ally stepped rather heavily on two senate measures of state wide import ant. These were the bill by Senator Johnson providing that graduates of .reputable medical colleges be per mitted to practice without the nee sessity of examination by the state medical board, and that by Senator Rowland providing for such an amendment of Section 75l of kirby's Digest, relating to the taking of ac- Acknowledgements where married Wo- men are relinquishing dover inter sests in their husbands property, as would eliminate the requirement that the acknowledgement contain the clause, without compulsion or undue influence" The bill had been unfav- orably reported by the judiciary com mittee on the ground that this clause should remain In tho law as safe xuad for the interests of married , women.
 The bill by Senator Wingo. provid- tAg that men 6 years of age or over x hay be exempt from Jury service was < snassed almost unanimously.
 MT. Parks called attention to an
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
CONFIDENCE.

We claim the confidence of the re0 pie on the following proposition: Our known experience as a cutter and filter; our tailors are first class. experienced mechanics: our large stock of Ane woolens.
 EISENKRAMER, The tailor. over Citizens Bank. Sec oud avenue, corner Pine street.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
BIRTWELL DEFENDS
 RACE SUICIDE

di.arst News Special to the Graphie.l
 Bait more, Md, Feb. 26.-Charles W. I,irtwcll, secretary of the Boston Children's Aid Society. today defend ed race suicide on the ground that there was more likelihood of an over production than the reverse. Qaulity rather than quantity. he said will up- build the nation.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
CO-EDUCATION
 ABOLISHED AT WESL VAN

{lleayst News Special to the Graphic,
 New York, Feb. 26--Co-education was today abolished by the Wesleyan University at a meeting of the board of governors. A separate college will be built for women.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
WIRELESS TO BE
 TRIED ON RAILROADS

iHearst News Special to the Graph!c.)
 Cleveland, Feb. 26.-Wireless teleg- raphy will be given its first trial on a railroad tomorrow by the Lake Shore from Buffalo to Chicago. If the tele- graph is successful wireless tele- nhones will be installed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
WILL CENSOR THE COOK ADDRESS

0Iearst News Special to the Graph'c)
 Washington, Feb. 26.-The house to- day adopted the resolution of MT. Tawney to have committee censor the speech of Representative Cook. of Colorado, fiercely attacking Roose- welt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
BIG RUBBER PLANT
 IS TO RESUME

lHearst News Special to the GraphiH.)
 Boston, Feb. 26--The United States Rubber plant will resume operations March 15, giving employment to 10,- 900 men.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
s& Money and Opportunity

SsWhen money and oportunity get In
 ch the combination has tremend- 2b breeding possibilities.
 Ave write the kind of FIRE INSCR- 81CE and deal in the kind of REAL
 rATD that FRIENDS SELL TO LENDS.
 Ne also accept money on deposit, Itrust or subject to check. ALLOW n INTEREST ON SAVINGS AC- 5UNTS.. $ [ere are golden opportunities
 n1 on your coin.
 ne Bluff Trust Co.
 fer Nah and Bnraaus straats,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
LADY COOK ARRIVES
 TO HELP SOME HERE

IIoar&t News Special to the Craph.cl
 New York, Feb. 26.-Lady Cook, formerly of Tennessee, arrived today to devote her time and money to thf suffragette cause. She says the vic tory in the United States is already won. Women will not go crazy f given a ballot. Many will not vote because of not finding a worthy man to cast their ballot for.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

-You don't have to go away from home to get what you want when fur. nishing your home. Talk to Us about rugs, lace curtains. portieres. llns!- cum. window shades, etc. TomlinsOn ( Knox, 20S West Second avenue.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
WOMAN AND FOUR
 CHILDREN CREMATED

Hlearst News Special to the Graphicl
 Bakerfleld. Cal, Feb. 26.-Mrs. Min nie Beekman, a widow, and her four children were murdered today In . bed and her house set on fire. Tho bodies were cremated. Two children by her husband of former marriage. who were cut off in his will, are sus- pected.
 If you have business opportunity to offer, persist reasonably, In want advcr'ising it--and it will appeal to the right person.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

Smith Administer rugs, ss7.sO vaI- ues, this week 92l.5e. Cash or on easy terms. Kn0x-Walker Furniture Com pany. 2-24 St
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
HOUSE AND SENATE
 BOTH KILL BILLS

Representatives Defeat Stat Medical Bill and the Sen ators Hand It. to the Insanity Divorce Bill - Garland Contest Senator De Rossitt Hypno tzes Cat and Permits Senate to Proceed With Balsi -Chancellor's Salary Bill From Fourth District Passed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27
FOR QUICK TRANSPORTATION
 GALL CITY HACK LINE 19o East Barfauue St.

Open p. m. to 1880 .. m. and r> liable. Special attention to train calA Old phone 394. New phone 102. Mos = ONord. prop. Pine Blufi. Ark.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-02-27

-WANTED-Old rags at Graphic office.