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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
The Aldrich Campaign.

When last heard from. in Kansas
City, Senator Aldrich had got so
far in developing his plan of a CEN
trail bank as to give the opinion of
European financiers that our none
tary system is "barbarous." There
is no doubt that the term applies
to that part of the system, or want
of the system, which leaves unre-
deemed $356,00O00O of the legal
tender or greenback currency. 1t
applies also to the enormous cir
culation of silver certificates, for
which, together with the green
backs, it is necessary to maintai n
a redemption reserve of $150,000,-
600 in gold. But there is in ali
this says the Philadelphia Record,
no reason for establishing a CEN
trail bank of the kind the Andrew
Jackson throttled.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Jackson-Byrd.

One of the prettiest home we'd
dings of the fall will occur this
evening at the home of the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. T. E.
Jackson near Sharpsbure.
At 8 p. m. Rev. Thompson Penn
will officiate at the marriage of
Miss Mae Ella Jackson and W. H.
Yancey Byrd.
Miss Beulah Jackson, cousin of
the bride will be the bridesmaid and
James Jackson. brother of the bride
the groomsman.
After the wedding supper to
which a few friends and relatives
were invited, the groom will take
his bride to a nice home already
prepared for her.
Miss Mae was educated in the
Monroe High School and is a lady
of many estimable traits. Yancey
is successful young farmer and a
man of sterling qualities.
The Democrat heartily congratu-
lates them.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Notice.

Any one desiring to donate a can
of Fruit to the Missouri Children's
Home at St. Louis is earnestly re-
queSted to bring it on Monday to
Rogers & Thompson's store. The
gift will be highly appreciated, not
only by the homeless children, but
also by the Society.
D. R. Campbell,
j. S. Scott.
Mrs. H. j. Kent,
Mrs. S. M. Brown.
Local Committee
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

A Missourian, who has returned
from Southern California. is quoted
as saying. that he would rather
have a farm in the Ozarks. watered
by nature. than a California farm
dependent on water purchased from
an irrigation cOmpany.-Brookfeld
Gazette.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
The Youths Companion Calendar
For 1901.

The publishers of The Youths
Companion will, as always at this
season. present to every subscriber
whose subscription ($1.75) is paid
for 1910 a beautiful Calendar for
the new year. The picture panel
which suggests thetitle, Venetian"
for the Calendar was painted by
the famous marine artist, Thomas
Moran. His Venetian scene, repro
duced in the Calendar by thirteen.
color photography, will be found
we'll worth preserving, long after
1910 is gone by.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

j. M. johnson Jr., and wife have
tired of the promised land, Mer-
cedes, Texas and will return to this
city in a few days. They have sold
out down there and have rented
their old home in this city. Wei
come back.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
TOMMY'S GIRL.

Most evry Teller in gang has got girl or two
To bring red apples school you know the way they do
Well js got girl that's ALL don't more, sir,
The only one got is Nom, an I'm dead stuck on her.
She lets do st what please she's awful good to me-
She amt too old to be my girl she's only thirty-three
She's got derndes smile when she hugs tight
kiss her half dozen times say she treats white
licked Bill Brown the other day fer maxim fun of me
s cause he me huggn Nom an settin her knee;
Them other kids have their girls that they keep bagn bout
MONS mine-shes st the fer I'll her
-Bde Dudley.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

There is deputy sheriff in the
county. A brand new girl has ar
rived at the home of Marion F
Nolen.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
To Hunters.

All persons found hunting or
tresspassing on our farms will be
prosecuted to the full extent of the
law. R. L. Hagan.
Ernest Borden,
S. w. Seward.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Hunters Notice.

We will prosecute any one hunt
ing or trespassing on our farms.
VIM. Reachoff,
B. j. Williams,
j. W. Wimsatt,
James Cusack.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Tax Payers Notice.

You will find me at E. L, Ander-
son & Son grocery store from 8 to
IL a. m. and to a p. m. daily ex-
cept Sunday. R. A. KIRBY,
City Collector.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Buy something at the little girls
exchange at Yates & Shearmans
Saturday afternoon.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

The Wet. u, will meet with
Mrs. Emma Bush next Tuesday. All
interested are invited.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Masters Moss and Ledru Jaeger
and Misses Helen and Lucille Moss
went to Palmyra yesterday to
spend Thanksgiving day with rela-
tives,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Misses Hattie and L. D. Good
night left TUESDAY to visit their
mother. Mrs. Norm Goodnight Of
Bay Island.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

S. o. McElroy and wife. of near
Warren were in the city Tuesday
enroute to Hannibal to visit
friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
100 Buried
Three Days More of Horror a
Cherry, Ill.

Cherry, ILL.,, Nov. 90. Situation
to date at Cherry death mine.
Number trapped in mine...,..'.310
Rescued alive. ...................... 20
Bodies recovered yesterday........42
Bodies recovered previously..'.."59
Still unaccounted r...............189
Exploration of the wrecked mine
made since midnight shows that
fire has broken out anew in the
third vein, and the firemen spent
the remainder of the night in an at
tack upon the blaze. The miners
feel confident there are living men
in the lower level but the company
officials do not share their optim-
ism.
Hope that there might still be
alive some of the 1889 men known
to be entOmbed in the st. Paul coal
mine was practically abandoned to-
day.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Mrs. AL Vance. of Hamilton,
Mont, has completed her visit with
Monroe friends and gone to Quincy
to visit other friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

statesmen WANTED to look af-
ter our interest in Monroe and ad-
jacent counties. Salary or Com
mission. Address Lincoln Oil Co.,
Cleveland, o.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

We pay the highest price for
country produce. &C. F. Dierks.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Miss EIma Smith. teacher at the
Franklin school spent Sunday
with her parents in this city.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Miss Marguerite McClintic has
been the guest of Hunnewell rela-
tives.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

j. j. Dimmitt and family spent
Sunday with his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Dimmitt in Shelbina.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Mrs. Carl Jaeger went to St
Louis, Tuesday to visit friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

See those nice Reed Rockers at
Hamilton's. only $3.50.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Mound City Horse Shoe Brand
House Paint goes fartherest. wears
LONGER. looks best.-L. M. WOOD.
II
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
For Sale.

My house in Monroe City. A
bargain if sold SOON Mrs. Dora L
HallOck. ct.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Look around and see If you do
not need q nice piece of Furniture.
Hamilton has II.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Miss Beulah Jackson entertained
the Jackson-Byrd to-be-wedding
party, at dinner Sunday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25

Only $3.50 for a nice Reed Rock
er.-HamiltoD.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Mrs. S. R. Emery. of Ely spent
Sunday with Mrs. j. F. Smith.

Bring your eggs and butter to the
Crescen Meat Market.
Mrs. Orville Brown and babe, of
Hannibal arrived Tuesday and will
be joined today by the husband and
father.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Gets Berth.

Burlington,
Keokuk,
Kewanee,
Galesburg,
Quincy,
Monmouth,
Ottumwa,
Hannibal.
The Central Circuit (base balD is
now complete. Monmouth, The
Maple City, is now in it.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
No Hunting.

will prosecute any one found
hunting on my place. so take Notice
and be warned. A. A. Buchanan.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1909-11-25
Hunters Notice.

All hunting is hereby forbidden
on my farm. -. John A. Hays.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
KIMBALLTON

Bertha Clausen was i'm Atlantic Friday
Laurena Esbeck was in Atlantic Mon
day.
I'll, Madsen was in Audubon Saturday
on business.
Bran at 1874 per ton as long as it lasts
at the feed store.
Mr.. Lange and family visited with J.
Kelgor, Thursday.
Geo. Faaborg and p. Lykke were in
Audubon Tuesday.
Ed McNary is working for Mr.. Tven-
strup in the barber shop
Jens West celebrated his Goth birth
day Wednesday at Elk Horn,
p. Mortensen west of town is the
happy father of another child.
The ID. w. S. of Kimballton met with
Mrs. H. Henriksen, Thursday.
Cecilia Esbeck is again employed in
the millinery store at Elk Horn.
Jens Nygaard of Ord, Neb, is work
ing in this part of the country now.
Mrs. Geo. Faaborg visited with her
parents, j. Jensen, at Audubon last week
L. Christensen, gymnasium teacher of
Marquette, Neb., is working for Thor
Nielsen.
Mrs. J. .Jorgensen and daughter, Sig
rid, visited with Mrs. A. p. Rasmussen
Thursday evening,
Miss Petersen, who has been staying
with p. Lykke, returned to her home in
Nysted, Neb., last week.
Lucille Petersen visited in Manning
last week visiting her sister Anna who
is attending school at that place.
The Misses Alma and Lydia Madsen
were in Elk Horn Thursday afternoon
They had jolly ride home on the hand
car.
Kimballton was quite excited the 9th
er day when the rumor came out that a
pool hall was to be started. We hope it
was only a rumor.
The City Meat Markets team broke
loose from the hitching post Thursday
and mashed the buggy but happily no
serious injuries we done.
The Green Bay Lumber Company has
leased an S2xS7 foot lot near the railroad
for the purpose of havinga coalshed and
lumber yard erected there.
Chris Andersen who has spent several
years in California is back here on Wis
it, He is ecstatic over the country and
will go back in a few weeks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
The Rishop Won.

"There was an English bishop. the
bishop Of oxford. who could reel of
wonderful rhymes" said London
clergyman. The bishop once wrote
a rhyme about u cassowary:
81 would | were cassowary
On the plains OF TimbuktuI
would eat missionary.
Cassock. bands and hymn book too!
"a dispute once arose about the au.
thorship of that rhyme. The bishop
Of oxford claimed 1t, and punster
on Punch also claimed H. According.
ly, as test, the word Jehoshaphat
was submitted to the two claimants
for rhyming The man who best
rhymed that difficult II not impossible
word would be judged the true author
of the cassowary effort.
well. the Punch punster failed-fell
down completely-bu the bishop Of
Oxford easily proved his rightful own
ership of the cassowary production by
dashing off on the spur of the mo-
ment this magnificent effort:
'"rhe valiant King Sennacherib
or any man could crack rib.
- But could not OF Jehosaphat,
INLAND that because he was so fat"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
BETHEL BRHtZES

Eph brewer and family spent Sunday
at G. e. Clark's.
Ray Olson is assisting r. E. Miller
with his corn husking.
Little Joe Kerwin spent part of last
week with Grandma Schribber
Cora Sampson of Audubon was call
err last Friday at d. ID. Simpsons
T. FL. Turner and family and Frank
Miller and family visited Sunday at c..
A. Turner's.
Mrs. Zelmar of Atlantic spent several
days with her daughter, Mrs Matt
Kleuver, and family.
B. E. Martin and bride visited on last
Wednesday with her grandma, Mrs.
Perry Roberts, and family.
Mrs. Ebert Thomas was at Audubon
last week helping her mother to get To-
Gated in their nice new home.
Robbie Carper of Audubon visited a
part of last week with his sisters, Mes
DANES Everett Bates and H. w. Stearns.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
OAKFiELO AND BRAYT0N

Frank Jenkins went to South Dakota
last week to look at land.
Mary Marietta of Extra has been
visiting at the Ordway home.
Gertrude Basham of Extra is visiting
her aunt, Opal Cannon, this week
Percy Hallock returned Thursday
from an extended visit in Chicago
c.. X. Hallock and wife left Monday
night for Omaha on business trip.
John GRAY of Casey was the guest of
his old time friend, l. p. Hallock, last
week.
Mrs. b. F. Simpson, who has been
very ill of pneumonia, is slowly conval-
escing.
Clara Leonard of Audubon spent Sat
urday night visiting her friend Vivian
Bartlett.
! Messrs Kerwin and Foley of Audubon
were transacting business i'll Brayton
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kelly are rejoicing
over the birth of son which came to
their home Tuesday.
Lettie Smith spent Saturday and Sun
Methodist parsonage.
Mrs. J. J. Lewis of Audubon has been
visiting at her sons home northeast of
town the past few days.
Mrs. John Kelly has been entertaining
/, her sister Mrs Berg, and children of
near Anita for several days.
Mrs. Alma Ordway went to Audubon
Tuesday to pass the week at the home
of her friend Mrs Morey.
Mrs. Arthur Cannon was in Atlantic
on her friend, Myrtle McVey.
Mrs. Chef Race and two children of
Extra were guests of Mrs. Geo. Freeman
and other friends over Sunday.
Mrs. John Curry and son, Harry, of
Atlantic spent the latter part of last
week with her father, l. p. Hallock
Mrs. Blom returned Monday from
Elk Horn where she had been helping
care for Myers Hansen who is very i'll.
S. II. Nelson has enlarged his stock of
furniture and has moved that branch of
his business into the building formerly
used as the Auto garage.
John Dettmer, who recently sold his
farm west of town, has purchased a
house in Atlantic and will move his
family there the first of the year
j. p. Bendixon and wife of South Oma-
ha after several days visit with their
daughter, Mrs. Ed Nelson, west of town
came to Brayton Tuesday for short
visit with old time friends.
The Ladies Aid Society has reorgan-
lied with larger membership than be
fore and Thursday night November /
they will have chicken pie supper at
the Jensen hall. Everybody come.
Bernie Hardman and wife went to
Atlantic Saturday and passed the day
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
HAPPENINGS AT GRAY

Mrs. Ellis was in Audubon Saturday.
A. G. Forsbeck, wife and Irena visited
at the G. Jensen home Sunday.
Nels Christensen, wife and girls made
trip to Manning Thursday in the auto.
Mesdames Mclaughlin and Hestie
were Audubon business visitors Friday.
LA, Shingledecker and family were
Ross visitors Thursday going down in
the auto.
Mrs. Geo. Garder was an over Sunday
visitor with her niece Mrs. P. Ludwig
and family in Vale.
b. E. Martin and wife visited at the
the II. Bates home Friday leaving on
the north bound train Saturday morning
Mrs Beer left for Monroe Friday being
called there by the illness of an aunt.
DR.. Beers received message Saturday
announcing her death.
Mrs. Kittell and daughter Ada of Au-
dubon came up Tuesday morning for a
visit among relatives and friends and
also to see to some business interests
Law SOHNCIt SdNO iii
interesting musical program at the opera
house Tuesday night. Too much praise
cannot be given this course of entertain
ment.
The L. A. S. of Gray were invited to
spend Wednesday with Mrs. Harvey
and family at the NJ. E. parsonage at
Manning. Most of them responded to
the invitation and report having had q
very pleasant day.
The banquet of the Pink Ribbon
members to the Green Ribbon and new
membere will be held at DR.. Beers
Doors close at 8 o'clock. Be sure and
come in time as none will be permitted
to enter thereafter.
Maude Muller of Carroll spent last
week with her friend Mrs. King and is
visiting at the Thos Scott home this
week. When Maude taught school near
here she boarded with them and thus
they became intimate friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
SOME CAMERON CAPERS

John Stewart is hauling cream for the
Ross creamery now
Sam Anderson is husking corn for Joe
Johnston.
Fred McCristal bought some hogs of
Will Johnston.
Thomas Stewart is husking corn for
Godfrey Dreher
William Parrot was repairing tele-
phone lines Tuesday.
Len Bridenstine of Audubon bought
a load of corn of Joe Johnston last week
Charles Johnston and wife were bust
ness callers at the county seat Monday.
Amos Fancher departed for South
Dakota on business trip Monday even.
ing.
Bert Johnston, wife and baby of An.
dubon Sundayed at the Joe Johnston
home.
Joe Williamson quit the cream route
and went to help his brother Harry
husk corn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
VIOLA DOlNGS

School closed at number eight Tues
day.
S. L. Milford was Dedham caller
Saturday ~
j. G. Bonwell was an Audubon caller
Monday.
J. F. Miller was an Audubon caller
Monday.
Ora Blivin of Manila is visiting her
uncle Fred Reynolds.
Pearl Barrett of Oskaloosa is visiting
her brother Earl Barrett
Little Thelma Davis is visiting her
aunt Mrs. Floyd Clifford
Merle Rippey and Roy McDermott
visited John Nailor Sunday.
1t is reported a new telephone line
will be built into Viola from the south
west
Mat Rippey of Des Moines spent few
days this week with his brother Merle
Rippey.
Mrs. Doctor H. e. Jewell and her son
Thurlow visited her parents Friday and
Saturday.
G. Nj. Beck, r. l.. Hoffman, John
Fifer, Tom Magill attended the show in
Coon Rapids Thursday night.
County Supervisor George Ross will
have new floor laid ON the high bridge
between sections one and twelve, Viola.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
THE COUNTY NEWS

Mrs. Will Settlemire is doing the
work in the Carl Wilson home while
Mrs. Wilson helps her husband husk
corn.
Julius Rasmussen moved his family
to Audubon, Tuesday, thus making con-
nections with his mail route more con-
vienent.
Mat Wonsmos of Audubon was down
TO Hamlin recently showing his new
washer which appears to be step in
advance of all others, and certainly ex-
GELS in simplicity,
Little Margaret Beers, the two year
old daughter-of Frank Beers and wife,
of Greeley, while at play pulled the sup
port from beneath raised window
which fell and broke her arm.
The death of John III. Reynolds at his
home in Greeley township on November
| 4, 1909, closed the career of another
member of Audubon county's most stur-
dy pioneers. When the writer was q
lonesome little COW boy, years ago, gal
Looping his pony upand down the breezy
/ bluestem wilds the John III. Reynolds
home was in the embryonic stage. a
board shanty on treeless waste Today
it is a model of beauty, nestled in q
whispering grove, surrounded by beau
tiful orchards and flower ruffled walks,
such as delight the passers by. But the
builder is gone; gone to get his reward
for an industrious life well spent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
DIDN'T MATTER MUCH.
He Had Blundered Anyhow Before He
Sent the Letter.


The lovesiek young man ran up the
steps and was met at the door by q
very pretty young lady.
Constance" he said eagerly as he
held out his hand to her, did you get
my letter this morningT
"No." carelessly returned She II
presume Vivian took It."
"Vivian!" The swain blushed pro-
fusely. why, that letter was ad-
dressed to your
Yes, but Vivian and / are twins
and look alike, you know. Indeed, our
each for the other!'
but your names are nothing alike"
stammered the bewildered young man.
81 wrote Constance Withers' very
plainly on the outside of that letter.
don't see how any such mistake
could be made"
"Oh, 1t wasn't mistake! Anyhow,
It doesn't make much difference"
"What? Constance, that letter con-
tanned more than you Think In 1t !
made apology for my too ardent ac-
tions before you last night, and, fur
thermore, sent 1t to ask you if-if
you would be my
but 1t belonged to yivianr
"Are you crazy? l beg pardon!
meant--goodness graciousl How has
Vivian anything to do with the let
teri"
Because when you made love last
night you mIstook Vivian for mew
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
HERE AND THERE

We're husking corn with horrid fear
That blizzard might be lurking near
To pounce upon us from the rear
Before we find that last wee ear.
We quail and shrink on winters brink.
Sam Atkinson is husking corn for the
Sizer boys.
James East is now helping his brother
Clyde gather his corn crop.
G.. E. Francisco is having modern
system of water works installed on his
farm.
Irma McNutt spent the latter part of
the week with her grandparents in
Extra.
Augusta Hecker closed her second very
successful term of school at Rose Valley
in Greeley last Friday.
A baby boy came to bringten the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. William Rucker
on Sunday, November z, 1909.
Ada Kittell took charge of the Ham
lin school while Hazel Law, the regular
teacher, attended the state meeting.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11
Christening the Twins.

In an English village a miners wife
presented him with twins. At the
usual time the twins had to be chris
tened, and George, his wife and his
friends proceeded to the church to fix
the names Of the children. The minis
ter asked the father the names Of the
twins. and he quite proudly replied:
steak and Kidney. sor!'
Come, Gomez replied the minister.
These are odd names for your chill
drenw
"What dye mean, Geordie" cried
his wife. ITS Kate and Sidney"
"Aye, 1t is, sor. Aa thout 1t was like
summit to eatW shouted George
promptly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-11-11

at the V. j. Robinson home and from
there iourneyed over to Anita where
they Sundayed at the L, 5, Walker
home
Word was received here Tuesday of
the death of Myers Hansen at the home
OF his parents ut Elk Horn after long
and severe illness of scrofula and com.
plcations. He grew To manhood's es-
tate i'm this neighborhood and has a host
of friends who are greatly grieved by
his untimely death