The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-10-26

cent. Why. nan. wouldn't 30 10 the
bother Of banking It. Is your tooth
ache little better
Pain Eases UP Bit.
Eyes; since we began talking il has
eased up a bit"
Forget 1t. Talking about profits.
how would you like to be certain OF
100 per cent on an Investment
Gee! II must pay TO fix up teeth
"Oh. don't make II In dentistry. but
outside. Ii is rather curious your
dropping in here this morning | was
looking for square jawed man with
white eyebrows to come into good
thing with me. You see, am Bit
superstItious. The biggest luck I've
had in my life was with such men. Eve
always let them in on the ground floor
Of my enterprises. l promote you
know. That is. ! organize great COM
lanies and iloat them and make hun
i'reds of thousands OF dollars at time.
Am Just clos;pg out the Great Amer
ican Canned Liver company. because IL
didn't make bur SoO0O.OO0 last year. /
cant afford TO give my time to such
cheap concerns. Got John -. Rookie
fcller TO take 1t OF my hands. Tooth.
ache getting sti!l bettery'
fright along don't hardly feel II
now"
"It'll all be gone in ten minutes
more. Yes. YOU have the square jaws
and the white eyebrows. You are o
natural money maker. All you need
Is q start"
But how am to sturt?r asked the
other rs he looked at the major IN
considerable anxiety.
THAT has been the question with us
all. my friend. started on n single
nickel twenty years ago aud am now
worth We'll. you'd hardly believe
rhe IL should give you the figures
In your case your rise to atfluence
viii be comparatively easy and much
more rapid. You have me behind you.
you see"
what! Arc you going to do some
thing for me?'
Most assuredly. Look out for Wall
street. Look out for real estate spec
vlntors. Look out for green goods men
and silver mining stocks. Come to me
when you want to invest. You haven't
heard Of the wide World Music Squal-
or take It"
NO, SIR"
"Of course not. as the company has
been organized only week The cap.
ital is $10,0O0000. and the dividends
will be at least 100 per cent the lrst
scar"
by thunder. but that's good enough
for rlo!' laughed the man as he slap
ped his leg.
"roothlche oil gomez"
You bet, Not twinge left"
1--WE want man with square Jaws
and white eyebrows TO take the posi-
tion OF secretary. You can count
money and draw checks. can't you?".
I'D like chance 10 try II. What
is the thing. anyhow"
MY dear friend. take It that you
are father? I take It that You have
two or three children? take il that
those children squall more or less. dis.
turbing the family and the neighborsf
! take II that spanking and cutting
hasn't and won't stop the squallng?
Am correct?"
ITO dot. Say. you know things,
you do"
Eyes, few" said the major. with a
grand wave OF his hand. "rhc squall.
Ing OF children Is a nuisance. 1t is NJ
the present date. but wait month
Wait until our new invention comes
out. What is now nuisance will then
be n JOY TO the world. Parents OF
every nation will then encourage their
children TO wall and squall. They will
even stick pins in them to set up
caterwaullng."
by George, you must have some
thing on handw exclaimed the delight.
ed caller.
Eve have. my friend. or should not
be talking 10 you. ! have invented a
little device by which every squall OF
every baby in the land Is turned into
music. One baby will supply the fam.
lily and the neighbors with all the
music they want TO hear day and night.
A pair Of squalllng twins win take
care Of a whole block Triplets win
furnish music for village. Eight or
ten babies sduallina Mt the same time