Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1909-12-04

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Did your new chauffeur turn out Il
all right?" NO; that's why he's in v
the hospital Puck. t.
Waiter, has this steak been cook d
sd7" Yes. sir, by electricity" We'll.
take 1t back and give 1t another
shock"
why did you tip that boy so hand !
somely for handing you your coatY
Did you see the coat he gave me2"-
Taller
when she hit him with the golf
ball, did 1t knock him senseless?
ruess so. understand they are soon
to marry"
Pat-An phwat the devil is cha
nn'-dish? Mike-Whist! Ut's fryin-
pan that's got into society-Boston
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Our train hit a bear on the way
down" Was the bear on the trackY
mo; the train had to go into the
woods after him"
Bacon understand some OF your
hens have stopped layingY EgDert-
Two of them have. What's the
cause?" Automobile"
Tattle Ella am never going TO Bol-
land. when ] grow up. Governess-
Why not7 "'Cause our geography says
it's a low lying country"
Ikey-vat is a promoter? Father Of
Ikea promoter is Won who VIII sup
ply der ocean II some Won else VIII FUR
nish der ships.-Princeton Tiger
Mother Cat lunch Yes. darling
these little sardines are sometimes
eaten by the larger fish. Mabel Caged
B)-But, mamma, how do they get the
cans open?
Teacher-Now, boys, here's little
example In mental arithmetic. no"
old would a person be who was born
IN 1875? Pupil-Please, teacher, was
Il q man or a woman
Il am sorry, my son, II your studies
. worry YOU. DO the best you can, and
let Il 20 at that" But I'm at the
foot OF the class, mother-that's where
the shoe inchesl"-Chicago Tribune.
She (to future son-in-law)-l may
tell you that though my daughter ls
well educated, she can not cook. He
q That doesn't matter much, so long as
she doesn't -PhiladelDhia lnquir'
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Police Justice-Haye you any way
OF making a lying2 Nagrant-l hey
W Honor. / kin make Drooms. 20
b Ice Justice-You cam Where did you
learn that trade? Yagrant-l declln'
s. answer, W Honor.
Mrs. Gudethyng Why DID you haY'
10 leave tho armyg WayWard Cuidrol
r we'll. you see, J WAS in the hospita
.. most OF tbs time, the food Was to'
rich for me J MAS used 20 living u
boarding house Kew York Globe
Mrs Hlghsome Why did you leaY
your last place. Applicant lfor posi-
T. Ton AS cook TO fell "a the bones
ID truth. ma'am. fhe musaue discharged
me. ms Highsome hen you qiQp
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