Amador ledger., 1909-05-14
GLOBE SIGHTS.

About the best thing in the world
is fresh egg fried in country ham
grease
After woman has been in love
three or four times, her heart becomes
retriHed.
A woman looks prettier getting a
baby TO sleep than she does on a
public platform.
Even in house cleaning, when a
woman passes a mirror she "Hxes"
herself little.
Every man is an anarchist in a way.
Few of us believe in the laws that
hurt our business.
The mistakes of others would be
more amusing if you had none of
your own to answer for.
A good many people fear dry
summer. Still people always talk
that way in the spring.
Every man believes that il he could
get capital Interested, he could set
the world OIL fire with his ideas.
1t is indelicate for any one but the
grocery boy to call on bride the
morning after her marriage.
A good woman's idea of something
disreputble is to make a practice of
attending more than one church
1t is all right to reverence the mem
ory of noted ancestors, but remember
they have little value as collateral.
If people felt as tough every day in
the week as they feel on Monday,
there would be little progress in the
world.
You can't make US believe any wo-
man loves her husband when she
refers to him as che" instead of by
his name.
Every man has some particular sort
of genius. If the time in which he
lives makes a rket for his genius.
he beomes great.
Kin that does no come under the
head of brother kin or sister kin, is
regarded rs accidental, and not the
kind that worries.
In little town, a man can always
get up excitement by going out on
the street. and predicting a business
failure before night.
j he stage, when a husband doesn't
kiss his wife goodbye, is reached so
gradually that it is not so painful as
Horna Iouous
1t is nice in the books to have
masterful man for a hero, but such
a man is called downright bossy by
the neighbors in real life
A girl who has been engaged as
many as three times must have a
heart that looks as badly mussed up
as the top bureau drawer.
Before demanding your own way, it
is well to consider whether you would
be willing to grant everyone else the
same privilege.
Women are all delicate and suffer
intensely. But look around you How
many widows do you know that are
illp Ever know widow to have an
operation performed?
There should be a perfume made
that smells like the dust when heavy
shower strikes it, after long dry
spell. Did any scent every please
you more.
AT least this much can be said for
the women: They do not claim that
this seasons hats are beautiful; only
stylish, which happens to be more
important from the feminine view.
There is al old saying that a wo-
man who persistently refuses to get
married, though she has chance, will
be compelled to mend all the old
bachelors clothes in the next world.
Men are always afraid to talk loud
when in the presence of an unknown
woman who is heavily veiled. A
heavily yelled woman can get on
crowed street car, and stop every
sound.
1t is we'll to seek information on
any subject which interests you, but
it does not follow that you should
air your knowledge in harrangue or
argument. Other many not be so
interested in it.
In order to make as many bright
spots as possible in her life, every
mother should darn the stockings
early in the week. so that she may
have something to be thankful for
Saturday night.
No one but baby has pretty feet.
A girl OF l6 may have a face like a