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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07
WOMEN DON'T WANT MRS.
TAFT TO SERVE WINE
~ AssocIaten Press

Columbus, Ind, March "a num-
Der of the women of Columbus have
been circulating a petition addressed
to Mrs. William Howard Taft impIor-
ing her not to permit the serving of
wine at the dinners in the White
House The petition has not been
generally signed. Members OF the
Culture Club. the Magazine Club and
the Tri-Kappas are maintaining that
Mrs. Taft should be permitted TO SUI
perintend her own private affairs and
that a suggestion as 10 whether she
should serve wine would be impeTti-
nent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07
M'LEAN
LEAVES HERE
GOES TO MEMPHIS BY WAY OF
JACKSONVILLE, TO CONTINUE
THE WORK IN WHICH HE is
ENGAGED.

Francis H. Mclean, field secretary
of the National Association of Organ
lied Charities, who has been in the
city for several days assisting in or
ganizing a local charity association
along lines followed by the national
association, left yesterday afternoon
for Memphis, going by way of Jack
SCnville.
Mr.. NcLean's advice and assist
auce to those who compose the local
society was of much help to them,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07
WHITE 'PossUM FoR TAFT.

Dallas, Texas, March "a white
O'pOSsum. captured in COmanche
county early in the week and sent
to W. o. Common, OF this city, was last
night forwarded by express to Pres
ident Taft. The following letter ad-
dressed to the president was sent:
Understanding that you are fond of
c'poSsum. we have secured a white
one, a very rare specimen, and are
sending the same to you today by
express, with compliments of four of
YOur Texas friends"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07
MUST MuzzLE DOGS.

Washington, March 6.-DOgS on
the canal zone are hereafter TO be
claSsed as persona non grata" with
the American government. Chiet
Sanitary Officer GOTgas has issued an
order against unmUZZled dogs being
allowed at large. This applies to the
entire zone. The Offense, committed
by the canine tribe which called
forth this restriction Of liberty, is not
stated in the communication to the
war department.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07
TO FIX DATE OF AUTO SHOW.

Atlanta. Ga. March 6-For the
purpose of definitely fixing the time
for the Southern automobile show. to
be held in Atlanta some time after
October 10, joint committee of the
Atlanta automobile trade association
and the Fulton County Automobile
Club will, on Thursday of next week,
confer with the officers of the Ma
tionaI Association of Automobile
Manufacturers, in New l ork.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07
KEENE is INVITED.

New York, March 6.-James R
Keene has been invited TO appear be-
fore the committee appointed by
Governor Hughes to investigate con-
ditions on the New York stock ex-
change and tell what he knows about
stock market battles. defeats and vic
tories. The investigators have no
vested power 10 compel testimony.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-03-07

many of the important suggestions Of
fered by him being embodied in the
constitution under which the society
will carry out the work for which it
was organized.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
THE FARMER

President Roosevelt really thing appointed
his country-lfe commission.
The of this commission submitted yesterday
American
First-Co-operation organization.
Second-A children. Schools
that will the pupils life rather than for city
aife and
ThdBeer of mmuncaton; especially good roads
and parcels post.
Organization will when the farmers children take at
wOrthor worthessnessour about Hfe
realizes
HIS dignity Independence
The schools they fit a judge
rotation of we'll keep cash slip
trolley
Nobody but the deny the farmers right
parcels postso willing able
the postage
America will bloom, flourish the ratio that
Its become
Of life half the ord uxuries
children instead the sck of the tenements the
health of the nation will be robust
When the farmers boy and girl realize that the city awaits
the
then the clay" joke will lose its
But the
fort All of these he will have nd he also force end
the speculation holding
the wasting of the forests.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
PlHylilpQk lQ!r!'lieS]
THE PROUD PUSSY.

Not many years ago there lived
a fat soft pussy called "Gray
Fur" His fur was thick and long,
and Gray FUR was so proud of it
that he used to think that there
were no other pussies in the world
as beautiful as he.
Now Gray Fur had been told
by mamma cat that little pussies
must be kind and polite to their
friends, and purr softly and never
scratch unless big dog comes
along to hurt them.
But Gray Fur said: Look at
my lovely soft coat and my yell
low eyes and clean whiskers! l
cannot run across the back yard
fence and climb dirty tree with
other pussies-I'm too handsome
for that. And Just common cats
sit around and purr and chase
empty spools. Tommer and Kitty
Cat and Fluff may admire and
purr with me when I'm in good
humor. but they must lteep their
distance and remember who 1
am"
And then one summer day when
Gray Fur was basking in a sunny
open window, something long and
queer fluttered down off the wide
window sill. Gray Fur jumped
back, and then put out one soft
paw curfously to see what 1t was.
His paw stuck! Then he put
down another paw to help pull the
first paw off, and what do you
think! In a moment he was all
tangled up in a big sticky piece
of fly paper!
oh! how frightened he was.
And the more he pulled the deep
er he got into IL. Finally he was
covered all over with 1t, and was
around the room meow
ing piteously.
Fluff and Kitty Cat and Toms
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
HOME HINTS

A woman whose fine china cups
and saucers were fast disappear
ing through the carelessness of
her maid in dishwashing finally
won out against the destruction
by an experiment in diplomacy.
She had pleaded long and re-
monstrated often with the maid to
no effect. At last she came to the
conclusion that the girl was care
less with the dishes because she
had no realization of their value.
Acting upon this impression she
bought a very dainty cup and
saucer and gave it to the maid to
have as her own. The girl was
delighted and handled it with the
utmost care so as not to chip the
edges.
The new thoughtfulness extend
ed to her care of the mistress
china and since the day of the
gift not a single dish has been
broken in the household.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

Airships are great invention,
Iaren't they?
I've invented some things about
an airship. All I'm going to tell
Iyou about 1t is an invention.
l invented the aiship, too, but
the patent has expired on it.
l all but expired on 1t myself.
They called the coroner to sit on
me, but 1 rolled over and he sat on
the ground instead.
He returned a verdict, but after
It / told him It wasn't
mine.
About this airship. 1t had an
elliptical frame and two shock abb
sorbers and a Limousine body and
"a vaseline valve, and all the latest
improvements, Some were so late
they haven't arrived yet.
And when l would get on 1t the
gas bag would life 1t to dizzy
height-in fact, I wouldn't know
which was the dizzier-I or the
height.
Eth? Somebody in the back of
the hall says I hadn't mentioned
anything about gas bag being ON
that airship. I beg pardon, ! said
distinctly that / was on 1t.
Well, when my airship would
rise could get birdseye view of
everything below me. For in
stance. II there was sugar bush
under me / could get q birdseye
maple view of II.
One time man BACKED my eye
and things looked dark for Q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

mer heard the noise and battered
in to see him. "Help mel"
meowed Gray Fur. They only
stared round-eyed at this wig
CLING, bouncing pussie that didn't
look bit like Gray Fur. Mamma
cat hurried In and she saw what
to do. She went right to her
mistress and reached up and
tapped her hand and rubbed her
head against it.
Mistress knew mamma cat was
in trouble, and soon found out
what 1t was.
Gray Fur did not look pretty
for long time after the fly paper
had been cut away and soaked Off.
Some Of his lovely fur had to be
cut off, too.
And he wasn't proud after that.
He was glad to have other pussies
play with him, and he got so he
could purr just as loud as any Of
them.
What do you suppose had
hanged him?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
MARY AND HER DOG

Mary had a little dog,
Ids hide dit fleas produce,
She washed der mutt twice daily,
but
She coult nod get dem loose
Now Mary lofed der dog, und
shed
Some tears in lartch amounts,
Till to her choy der butchers
boy
Returned him by der ounce.
She brought him NIT to school
Won day
Her faithful 1idd1e hound
Der teacher syore she'd slant no
more,
Und took him by der pound.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10


something familiar. Then he
|started from the room.
Rat-a-tat! Rat-a-tat! Rata
tat-tat! came the light, quick beat,
nearer and nearer.
The captain paused at the thres-
hold, remembering, steadying, col
lecting himself. There was
light, little step without; then a
long r-r-r-roll of the tiny drum;
the door swung back, and young
Kenneth appeared in the entrance.
"Hooray!" he cried, in his
childish tones. "Hooray for the
stars and stripes!" And he waved
a miniature American flag.
THANK God!" gasped the cap
tain. "The boys in time with his
soldier pIay!"
your promise, Edward" urged
the lady, coming close and using
her beautiful eyes.
BEAT the drum-beat it hard,
Kenneth" cried Capt. Tenney.
IT'S the only way against this
witch of a spy!"
And Kenneth beat a tremen-
dous, rumbling r-r-r-roll on the
tiny drum, while Nine. Montraban
sailed angrily out - leaving be-
hind the plans of the grim, gray
guardian-lady of the coast.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

while. In other words, ! took a
blackbird's eye view of things.
One day / was sailing over a
farmers field in my sky vehicle
when the farmer followed: Jaw,
look at the upstart!"
That's all right" l said, but
watch out when l start down. For
tunately 1 fell on the man and
he broke my fall.
Thanks" L said; what do you
charge for that?"
Nothing" he said, and then he
broke my face.
He didn't charge me anything
for that, either.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

and goes out loaded to the crown
of his head with arms piled high
with loaves. White, sweet bread
piled against dirty frocks by dirty
hands, then piled tier upon tier
in the delivery wagons, and oc-
casionally resting. en- route, on the
footboard of the wagon, on the
floor, wherever a place can be
found to lay 1t. The cart may be
closed, more frequently it is not.
and in many instances the front
is opened and all dust and dirt
an bacterial life cast off the horse,
or kicked up by his heels, finds
lodgment and rich nutrient rest
ing place on the fresh bread. Ar
irving at the grocery store the arm
loading process is repeated, the
bread is given a second exposure
to hands and clothes, and finally
reaches the counter, where it lies,
possibly during the morning 8
cleaning out of the store.
at eventually reaches the I'M
suspecting consumer and goes the
way of all good things that make
glad the stomach of mankind.
How much better from a sani-
tary standpoint If before it left
the bakeshop the loaf had been
placed in a dust-proof wrapper?
The housewife buying bread dis
tributed under such conditions
will not fail to appreciate the fact
that she is getting clean bread and
1t will taste the sweeter to her and
her family because of the knowl-
edge that it is not only nutritious
and palatable, but that it is whole
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
AS TO CLEAN BREAD.

The fOlIOW1ng EXTRACT from
paper by Prof. Barner, Indiana
food commissioner. concerning the
wrapping of bread, is submitted
~ . Tacoma baker:
How is the average bakery
product handled? Come with me
TO any one of a hundred bake
shops In this or any other state.
It IL early morning, very early, for
this Is the time when the baker
draws his last loaf from the oven
and turns over the shop to the dis
tributing end of the business-the
sleepy man or boy who comes in
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
DailYSborfS1orY
THE ROLL OF A DRUM
BY Stuart B. Stone.

The dark, handsome, richly
dressed lady had seemed to pursue
Capt. Tenney of the artillery for
several weeks altogether. She had
praised his success in obtaining
the command of the important
fortress at an age when others
were mere puppets of subordi-
mates; she had limited at his
charms and his dash; and above
all, she had made great friends
with Master Kenneth-Kenneth
who was 6 and who had the sol
emn, brown eyes of his departed
mother.
Nine. Montraban was fascinat-
ing as few women are, and she
knew well the use OF her charms.
The captain had dreamed of her
three times and idly wondered If
so tigerishly charming a woman
could ever be domesticated.
He was somewhat surprised,
however, when the foreign lady
presented herself at his office in
the entrance to the grim, gray
of the coast, the Dele
van fortress.
Mime. Montraban, I am hon.
ored," he declared. To show that
he was indeed highly honored,
Capt. Tenney colored wildly; and |
madame saw and seemed pleased. |
They talked of this and that, of !
mutual friends in the gay world of
fashion, of the boy, Kenneth; and
finally they struck the personal
note, whereat Capt. Tenney col
ored again, an honest brick-red.
Would you do things for me?"
asked Nine. Montraban, suddenly.
Command me-" assured the
young captain.
wait until you have heard,
Nine. Montraban. sit
Is matter at which you may
sickle, not understanding. Yet
assure you, it is but a harmless
fancy. 1 am, as you know, keen
student of military affairs, of for
and naval construction
and tactics and the history of
wars. 1T is an odd fad for a
woman, I grant you; but I think
you will agree that l am different
from other women. You are in
command here of one of the best
equipped American fortresses."
YES" nodded the soldier, feel
ing a slight uneasiness.
eff you would let me see the
plans" said madame, softly.
why, Nine. Montraban"-l
began the young commander; but
the lady put up her soft, white
hands and cleaned her black eyes
at him.
at is merely fancy" insisted
land you said you would
do things for me-"
But my oath-and my duty!"
objected Capt. Tenney, growing
pale now.
What harm is there?" protest
ed madame, a smile upon her
full, red lips, a caress in her soft
tones, a compelling light in her
great, dark eyes. "You have said
that you care for me, Edward"
1t was the first time she had used
his given name.
81 know" conceded the captain,
doubtfully. 1t was difficult not to
feel the charm of Nine. Montra-
ban.
81 pledge you my honor" con-
tinued madame, chat none shall
see but myself, and you shall have
them right back. What harm is
there. Edward?"
ooh, none, l suppose" answered
Capt. Tenney, YEARLY, ''if you
really care about it."
81 do" said madame; and she
came nearer, so that he felt still
more her irresistible magnetism.
II will get them" he said, re-
signedly. Just sit down."
The faint tap of drum was
heard without.
"I will wait here" said madame,
with a glitter in her black eyes.
Rat-a-tat-tat! went the drum
a very small drum - and the man
paused absently, as If recalling
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
THE MIDGET MAMMA AND
MAMMALS MIDGET BABY.

PHILADELPHIA, Feb. "a
daughter is born to the royal
house of the Lilliputians. She is
so very small that herSweight is
not given out. Perhaps she can
not tip the scales. She has been
named Elfie Martha Ramsey.
The mother, queen of the Lilli-
putians, herself weighs but 81
pounds, and is only 46 inches in
height, at an age of 20.
The father, Lawrence p. RAM
|sey, is, of course, Lilliputian,
too. They were married about a
year ago, and are known in vaude-
Vile all over the United States as
the team of Weis and Ramsey.
The baby was brought into the
world at the Medico- Chirurgical
hospital by the Cesarian operation.
She is said to be the only midget
baby that ever survived that OPP
Grafton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
A WITCHING HOUR

Between the dark and the day
light,
When I'm still asleep in my
bower,
Comes a rattle of wheels that an
nOunceS.
That this is the milkman's
hour.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
TAFT'S CHANCE

In selecting his cabinet Mr.. Taft will have dis
anguish himself show his mettle disclose originality of
high
partisan
pie by making radical departure this policy.
There president
Gompers.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
Hiawatha's Musing

All day long roamed Hiawatha
In that melancholy forest
Where but stumps remained up
standing,
Where the man from some great
pulp mill
Had removed each stick of timber.
"Ugh!" said Hiawatha, glumly.
cit is time for paleface congress
To revise the wood pulp tariff"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
THE MODERN IDEA

In the worlds broad field of bat
tie,
In the bivouac life,
BE not like dumb, driven cattle,
Holler when you feel the knife!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
THE FIRST STAGE

isn't Clutch tired of his auto
mobile YETI"
mo; only tired of the repair
bills"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
COSTUMED FOR 1T

"Why have you so many new
fig leaves on today, brother?"
said Abel.
ooh, I'm Just dressed to kill"
said Cain, biting him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

The process of washing hand
kerchiefs will be less disagreeable
If they are put into cold suds,
brought gently to a boil and al
flowed to remain in at that point
lis minutes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

THE EXECUTIVE BOARD of the
Woman's club will meet tomor-
row morning at 10 o'clock in
the lumberman's room of the
Tacoma hotel.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
KADHIEVIATORS

THE hADFfIEVIAIOHS nave
completed arrangements for the
fourth of their winter dancing
parties at the Bonneville tomor-
row evening. A large number
Of invitations have been issued
and the affair promises to be
one of the most brilliant of the
season.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
SIMPLE ENOUGH

"How does he hold his hearers
spellbound?"
with his yarns, of course"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

ST. ANDREWS GUILD will give
social at the home of Mrs. d..
j. O'Brien, 1905 South Seventh
street, tomorrow afternoon
from 2 to 5. All friends of the
parish are cordially invited.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

II bread or cake tins are wash
ed with soap the dough will prob
ably stick to the pan.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

D~
In 26 New York office build
Iings of Is stories or over, with a
renting area of 116 acres, there
are 231 elevators which travel be-
tween 1000 and 5000 miles daily
and carry 615,00e passengers.
Isn't Miss Charlesworth a liv-
ing refutation proof for the skep-
tics who assert the dead do not
return?
The auxiliary ship r. c. Rick
mers, the largest sailing ship
afloat, has covered during the last
two and half years approximate
ly 100000 miles, earning about
$2.25 per mile.
After all, is there any differ
'ence between a stage hero and the
other variety?
The Pennsylvania road will re-
place its telegraphic train dis
patch service by telephones.
Every woman would know how
to manage man if the creature did
not exist.
The cable carries the informa-
tion that King Menelik is dead
again.
Now after 'possum, some south
erners want to feed Taft on alli-
gator meat. At this rate the south
will soon get rid of it's undesir-
able varmints.
Harriman's digestion must make
all the ostriches in the world jeal-
Gus. His latest gastronomic feat
consists of swallowing the New
York Central.
Barcelona was credited with a
tidal wave which it did not get.
Barcelona is still among the un-
washed.
]. Fl. Flagler says Roosevelt
was a good thing for the country,
but that the country will be better
when he's gone.
One pity is that the great
French actor Coquelin died know
ing that very few people in this
country know how to pronounce
Ibis name.
To keep enthusiasm, keep il
corked.
1t is not the pennant that makes
base ball. 1t is the games we can
get off to see.
Do you eat eggs?
Carrie Nation, in jail one week
and in vaudeville the next, Is q
living example Of a hard life.
Really. Cinderella's slipper
wasn't glass, because if it was IL
would have broken, you know.
Ogden Mills Reid is working on
the same paper his dad wrote
pieces for before he became am
bassador to England.
A 14-inch hatpin is said to be
a splendid persuader if scientific
ally used when attacked by foot
pads or Washers.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
LETTERS FROM Times READERS

Short Communications Subjects O
Genuine Interest Will Printed These Columns
to
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

ONE OF THE MOST successful
social affairs ever given by the
Woman's club of Tacoma was
the reception and card party
yesterday afternoon on the
ninth floor of the Davis-Smith
store. The decorations were
most artistic. More than 100
women attended.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
Editor Times:

Editor Times:
Dear Sir,-I say 1t is not right
and fair for the big employers of
women and girls to work them
10 hours day. If they cannot
run their business at S-hour scale
let them employ more women and
girls. for there Is plenty of them
that wants to, and need the work
I say give them S-hour day.
A SUBSCRIBER
From Sunny South.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

A 14-inch hatpin is said to be
a splendid persuader if scientific
ally used when attacked by foot
pads or Washers.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

THE MARRIAGE of Miss Mary
Lea Pemberton of Tacoma to
Mr.. George Foster Kendall of
Centralia will be solemnized at
high noon tomorrow at Trinity
church. Rev.. Fl. Horace Clap
ham will perform the ceremony.
Miss Pemberton is the daughter
of Mrs. Mabel G. Pemberton,
and has a large circle of friends
in this city.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
IF 'TwERE AS 1T SOUNDS.

Flowering bulbs at cost for next
ten days. Tacoma Imp. & Seed
Co., 18th and Com. go
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

MRS. A. COOLIDGE will enter
tain the Logan club Thursday
afternoon at her residence, 27
South e street.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

The average star thinks she
can have the moon If she cries for
it,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

Ogden Mills Reid is working or
the same paper his dad wrote
pieces for before he became am.
bassador to England.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

All kinds of fresh fish at Afneri-
can Fish Co.. City Dock. sac
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

MRS. NELSON BENNETT will en-
terrain at bridge Saturday after
noon complimentary to Miss
Margaret Mechanic.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10

THE AURORA CLUB will hold it's
regular meeting tomorrow aft
ernoon at the home of Mrs.
Frank L. Davis, S1S North
street. A study of the city of
Chicago will be the feature of
the program.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
LIKED EGGLEss RECIPES.

IHAND EfGIlESS NEOIfEs5
Editor Tacoma Times:
want to thank you for the
valuable eggless recipes printed in
your paper yesterday. I tried
one OF them last evening and it
Was iine. The playtime story was
eagerly read by my little girl and
she hopes the Times will publish
another one.
MRS. J. A. N.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-02-10
TINES HUMOR DEPARTMENT
A Word from Josh Wise.

Nowadays o ship
doesn't mind bein'
rudderless as long
as it has tn wire
less"