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The Newtown bee., 1909-02-05

from the residence of her brother, Thomas May, in New Milford, Satur- day morning, at 9.30 o'clock, and from the Church of St Frances Xavier at 10.
The Newtown bee., 1909-02-05

The best way to get what you want, or to get rid of what you don't want, Is to use The Bees advertising columns. Try the "sm III" ads 1: Ic . word, one week.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08
KLAMATH FALLS. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1909.
The csasrssas,sa sm,lst.


Two country clerUmen had asrssd
b exchange pulpits on . certain data
One Of them made the following ~.
emn announcement to his congresatioa
O the sabbath prsvious to the svsat:
NY dear brsthrsa and sistses. have
he pleasure Of stating that O next
Sunday morning The Rev. zachariah h
Day win preach foe you. Let - now
sing two verses q hymn No - That
Awful Day wnl Surely Come"
And lt took him some time 10 AloooV.
- WAy Tie conreSatioa smileG
Tks P,rse osal
AZ drst when man wanted b cfooo
Q deep stream be was compelled -
swim across. But man at best b
poor swimmer. and Il was not long b.
foes b. invented Q better method q
travelling q wates. A log drifting b
stream furnished the hint. BY resting
his body upon the LOG and plashlnG
with his hands and feet b found b
could move along faster and easier.
Thus the log was the 6rst boat and The
human arm was the frst oas-A z
Foeman In 81. Nicholas.
A Waters AmasiN0 We'll.
The waiter spoke Indignantly.
Men 90 about" be said. complain
ing Of being mistook Tor walters. bot
Il b ON the other foot really that he
shoe rests. Us walters are the rsal
eomplainants In these cases OF mistak.
@ ldentity. Our kicks are Sincere.
Ths others' ring false. For at dances
and balls and such like crushss many
Q young man makes money BY bslnS
mlstook for q walter. How does BE-
make money! Why. he u tipped. and
an them tips he pockets. never think.
ING Of handing them over to their
sightful owners. AZ every big afRaiF
~ couat on q los Of 8 per cent
threash the dishonest advantage that
lmpscuaious youus swells take Of b.
lng mlstook for waitsra" Philadsl-
phia Bullstis.
I'm this great. whlrlIng. pushing.
busy worid." says Arthur
Brisbans. ''thers II no substitute fos
beains." Pity 'tls, tbs true!
Anyway the war Of the Greater New
Yesk political bosses might b refens6
b n Hague tribunal just to - wAas
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08
A CLEVER REPORTER

Ne ost tks Interview Wsrt Per Wset
end 1ssk Ne Nstse.
lntcrviewer-I have come to eet your
views on the proposed change In the
curriculum Of the school.
NJ. swelhead- Curriculum! what's
that msanf I'm against II. whatever
4 b.
NJ. ewslhead (reading The report Of
tAe interview In the next moruing'e
paperl-"Our distinguished townsmaA.
Ar. N. T. ewelhead. was found at his
charming home. surrounded By abun.
dant indications Of ript scholarship
and sturdy common sense. In rsply
b our representatives questions b
saA, I do not desire to force my opin.
hons upon the public. but this ] viii
~. that ] have given to this Qusstioa
leaS and studious attention. incidental.
y examining upoa the cusTiculas ef b,
se1tutiooo q learning. both at homs
and abroad. and. although ! fousA u
~ existing course Of study not Q few
aattsn Tor condemnation. still ] can.
aet say that I should advise any radi.
eal change until ! have further time to
Examine Into the subject" BY 0seeUs.
that fellows got my exact Language
word for word. And he didn't TAXA
notes neither. Jimmy. bot what Q
memory that fellow must havsELoo.
6eo telegraph.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

Nsss y ~ Way rksy Ws~s Msts n
- tks oidsN oays.
The dcllcacy Of the Yorkshire pise q
eden days may b Judged by the fol.
lowing recips from an old fashioned
cooksry book: "F'lnt make Q good
standing crust. let the wall and bottom
b very thick: bone a turkey. q sooss.
Q fowl. . partridge aud . pigeon; go.
COO them all very we'll: take half an
ounce q mace. half an ounce Of nut.
msSs. Q quarter Of an ounce Of cloves
and half an ounce Of black pepper. oil
beat ilns together: two large spooufuls
q salt. and then mix them together.
0psn the fowls all down the back and
boos them. nrSt the piecon. thcn the
partridge: cover them; then the fowl.
then the goose and then the turkey.
whlch must be large; season them oil
veil nrst and lay them In the crust %
hat II viii look only like Q whole
turkey: then have q hare ready cassd
and wiped with q clean cloth: cut Il 70
pleces-that b. joint Il; season Il and
lay u % Close % you can on one eide:
q Tie other side wooicock, moes game
end what sort Of Wild fowl you can
0se Season them well and lay them
caees: put at least four pounds Of but.
~ into tAe PIE. then lay % your "a.
wAich must b Q very thick oos. and
1t Il b we'll baked. lt must havs Q
very hot oven and win take at least
four hours." Il b not surprising b
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

Anyway the war Of the Greater New
Yesk political bosses might b refesFe1
b n Hague tribunal just to - WAas
thsy would do about IL
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08
oeeN,sWd's oklp Canal.

A old plan for a snip canai
tAo narrowsst part Of Scotland mas -.
revived and h being pushed by ous''
nees interests Of Edinburgh ana u,As'
row. GLASGOW has one plan Tor cutting
the canal at a cost Of sio,0co.oW. "a
inbureh has another. which II cstimat
"a to csil for an expenditure OF $so.
100000. Originally II was suRErs'ed
that The es!s,ins Forth and Clyde oasss
cana, should BE- enlarged and made lnto
q tidal canal. without locks. At COSY
Of S70ON.Oo0. A ". the cost has
barsSd progress. but the canal wouid ce
q srsat value to commerce. and u u
exnected 10 become q reality In time.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior. U. 4
Land Once at Lsksvisw. Oregon,

Department Of the Interior. U. 4
Land Once at Laksvisw. Oregon,
Octobss {. 1908.
NOTICE 10 hereby given that
James D. Humphrey. whose pos.oss,cs
address 10 Klamath Fails, OREGON.
did. on the asa day Of April. 1905,
Ole In this once sworn ststsnes' sad
application. No. oiss7. to purchase
the ~ OF Nnk. WV Of SEN sso-
tion 20. Township 81 South. Range .
East. Willamette meridian. and the
timber thereon. under the provisions
u the act Of June .. 1878. and acts
amendatory. known - the Timber
and Stone Law" At such value a.
might be axed BY appraisemsut, and
hat. pursuant to such application, the
land and timber thereon have been
appraised. June II. 1903. the timtsr
estimated at $4,000 board isst a
se.7s PEI n. and the land 0iso.so;
hat said applicant must osss ansl
proof 10 support Of bic application
md sworn statement on the 9th day
u December. 1905. before r. n. Rich.
asdsou. Uaitsd States comuis.leesr.
It klamath Fails. Oregon.
~ pessss y u iihssy V pseessl
'sh purchase before sstsy. o. iaitis,e
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE

ia the County Coat Of the State ol
Oregon. frr the ounty OF klamath
ln the matter Of tn. estate aad guar.
disnship Of ChA.lss Hughes and
Mary =. Hughes. minors.
Notice 10 hereby given that the 10.
dsrsigned. guardian Of the person.
and estates Of Charles Hughes and
Mary =. Hughes. will sell at private
sale ~ undivided ons-sixth interest
each Of said minors In and to:
Lots s. 9. and Of section twenty
(3O; Sh Of SWk and lots 8. .. and
. Of section twenty.one (al); ny of
Nwk and lot I Of section twenty.
eight (aO; EN- Of EM and NwN
OF MEX Of section twenty-nins (ss)
ell In township thirty-nins (ss) south
Of range eleven and . half (ilh)
.. w. ~. all In Klamath county. Ore.
son. containing CTS acres, more or
les:
o. or after the sth day Of December,
1908. for cash. pursuant to order Of
Isid court made aaa sstsrsd IL the
abovs proceeding o. the Oh Day Of
November. 1903.
Dated ss klamath Pals. Oregon.
tth. loeo.
vAANcno nuoHU0.
Guardians Of the persons and -
lssss Of Charles Hsshe sal Mary =.
auohsa aisssa
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

When Henry Clay was stumplng
8sotucky for reelection. ct one a biz
mass meetings an old hunter Of wtds
political influence said. well. Harry.
I'vs always besn for you. but because
q that vote (which he name0 Tn
ooin' aCin you"
sLst NJ go your rins." said Gay.
Il was handed to hin.
Il che . good Pi6sr'
YES"
sDh shs ever miss arsr'
well. ~. once"
why didn't you throw her awsyr
The old hunter thought q moment
and then said. Harry. III try you
aGain."
And Harry was elsetsd
While he emperor Of Korea went
through the motioas Of rsslgnins hls
jeb. b. undoubtedly felt just IKE ths
average hired man when Informed hat
~ services are no longer required.
Bvsa tough hs has been sbet q
tWies. u = rot believed that ~ pcesl.
1snt Of France will hssssftss lug
aseand . six shooter undss bic seat
tailA q sslfn stkl W ss4 ~ 1
gal0matlesl
sD0 0eogge kiss you last nlghtr
"Be wanted TO-"
well. what happsusdr
~Whoa - made tho peonooal -
~ ~ aeljnee H.-0slti1sss Ansss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08


"A "a actor who was not much giv.
- - ~ chsseine giass, says the Bin.
beard. oas svsnine went to dine At
the club with Q ftiend-met several
moeA WITH he result that he got ''pret.
q ns1oew." He left his friends and
seasto1 he0e and sald to himself: NY
~. yuufre dzupk. What are you 81
~ = - abeuf NJ I know. I'll 90
homo and sooA Wheevee heard about
. 1s0AkeA nan rea1lngr Well. hous
- woat = Z eab-went 10 ths library
- eo0maneo6 = read lfrA Actor
laeeP aoQoare1 q ~ scene. "what
- sogoA arO ~ dslngr' ~ Quss-
sIoaol
~Wh1-e-san't-ysu ~ what r.
1senG ~ dear: Tn reading"
~oeo11aer' sald his wife scoenfully.
WHAT afo yoa rsadlnsY'
H 1ookod q the book. but couldn't
~ ~ WUe1A % said. That books
~ h - heuss ser The last twenty
yeosA - if ~ 6oa't know I'm not
49, - ~ yes."
Te ~ III wifs replied wrathfully.
sfou 81 teel shut uR that vallss and
ssos b bsd-"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

w .sy ~ 'sV -
a L0noo" esn''s'nsn aovse'seo ts
apartments ~ q tashionab'e watssins
place and received many replies. He
pitched upon one chiefly because Il
mentioned q splendid sea view" and,
~ II was not convenient for him 10
leav. M. b,,sincs. N $50 tho .nars.
...,. =. CO., nth A. 80. hv
~. -.,.....,., ..,s
49, "Ss.s |. .s"..-' "
"nen 10 uue came 'o1 "" 70 Ass
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08
Jshn Ieas. q ! Preehss.

John xnox. Tie reformer. would
sssa b have possessed in no ordinary
dagree u spirit Of pTsdictiou and to
havo foCseDsd with accuracy not only
cogoaln EonaSkable events Of public
I00pgtanee, but also The ultimate fate
q csstnin indlviduals. Thus when con.
ds0nsa - ~ galleys at Rochelle hs
-took NJ ooatence with The greatest
eo0uo0uzA nsssly rsmaFking that in
GpooD oe = - Woold within two Or
t1gDs yeass peeach The gospel n q
0oof. Ddibburgh.- This psedictisA
~ impesbahls Of accomplishment at
~ tine it was uttered. was aftesward
llo1sany f1l1llsa Knox predicted WITH
oeeasacy ~ dsaths of Thomas Malt.
lan6 an Elhcaldy Of 0rauss and ~
e0nly wasae1 ~ ressnt. Murray. not
- = b Iinl1tAgow. - II hs did - -
UouD1 thsgo 0eet his death.s Ths -.
ount dlsz1gas0s1 he warning and ~
~ WIN H. fhts Of wAich Ksox ~
Sbeowarnsd ~.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

kSefle Girl 10 lady visitoe)- -Pieass.
4lss Jawersr. let M scs your tongue.
1iss J. (surprisetD-why. my dear1
l1ttle Oirs-why. ma said you'd 10
- - . toogus.-Londou gkstch.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

New 70 aNa the coNdueter'o oupeomooy
Came 10 D 9stablisksa.
Although there does not seem to b
anything In common between pugilism
and railroad rules, yet the adoption Of
the familiar bell rope that stretches
through every car Of the modern train
was the result Of q nstic encounter. Al
the same time and BY the Issue Of ths
same combat the supremacy Of the con.
ductor in railroad travel was ordained.
Il was Philadelphia which gave beth
to the world.
One Of the oldest railroads In the
country is the Philadelphia. Whining.
ton and Baltimore. now known % the
Philadelphia. Baltimore and washing.
ton. which was opened In 1887. The
terminus In Philadelphia was at Broad
and Prime strccts- Prime street now
being known a. Washington avenue
and after crossine the Schuylklll river
at 0ray's Ferry the route ran along the
Delaware river ON what 10 now the
Chester line Of the Reading railway.
TIE nrst schedule contained one pas.
ssoser train. which went to Baltimore
90 day and came back the next. which
was considered . remarkable feat In
slpld travel. When Q train q day each
way was placed In service the people
q the two cities served concluded that
tAe acme Of convenience In transporta.
ton had been reached.
Next to the president Of the railroad
~ most important functiouaries were
tAs engineer and conductor. Il was .
question whether or not the head Of
The line was not considered subeldl.
aly o6icer In popular estimation to the
men who ran the train. but Robert
FoeH. who pulled the throttle. and
John Wolf. who collected fares. won
the deference Of the public because Of
their high and responsible duties.
Fog. an Englishman. had all the
tenaclty Of opinion Of his race. Wolf.
IN American. had the ingenuity Of the
Yankee and. seeing the need Of some
method BY which he could communi.
cate with the engineer. devised the
DAhnpsaA ~ pxsus.lu0 = <rrxo NhRnssOh No>a
-. ~ N. sc.o,r",,,e A. ~ .n.,,s
-. 80, h.-rs- w;.,e s.ss.,,ss ~.
~ - 49, 80, :" . h.. -,h,.S -.
.i.c.d an ,ho .r.,r..,,. "a, .nd w..
cnIisd A. IN. Ncc. vh.r IN. .cn.Sr..c.
Desired to signal for q stop.
roeg rcseuted what be considered an
with his rights o. The
~ nm c.,t srr,, p,c.S .rS p,,.,.
49,. ,,,,h ,hs - A.,.,. ,.H :.
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lcsrv,t;I, hs1 S.ssr ,"..h.S "a.
- Asm.rs.., !, - trov ~ vv~,e -. \.
~ 80 ss.s,r, sh.s ~. ~, 49, -
c.c.nos,,s
Wc,S h",iv a.c,.,.., ,h., n. h.a .,..
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|. -or,d ss"n -h.s .,S 49,. 4"
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-08

" cevsss.
Tswkse-I ~ tiger asd from Q ban
u Centsal America recently.
Cuttemo6-Wsll. what OF ~
Tswksr-Do you suppose ~ was
eowsdf
Cutteme9-NQ bullIsd. .-Kansss City
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
HUMoR BURNED AND lTcHED.
Eczema on Hand, Arms, Legs and
FACET Was Something Terrible.


About fifteen or eighteen years
ago eczema developed on top OF my
hand. II burned and itched SO much
that I was compelled to show Il 10 a
doctor. He pronounced It rlngworm.
After trying his different remedies the
disease increased and went up my
arms and to my legs and finally on my
face. The burning was something
terrible. / went TO another doctor who
had the reputation Of being the best
in town. He told me it was eczema.
His medicine checked the advance OF
the disease. but no further. finally
concluded TO try the Cuticura Rene
dies and found relief in the first trial.
/ continued until was completely
cured from the disease. and l have
not been troubled since. G. Burkharti
236 ". Market ST., Chambersburg. Pa,
Sept. 10, 1908"
Potter Drug ; Chem. Corp. sole Props, Boston.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

When one sees the surface OF q
house or other building scaling. or
peeling. or spotted or blistered. or
showing other symptoms OF paint "dis.
case" II Is evident that a poor painter
has been on the job, and that poor
paint was used-or possibly that a
good painter had been dominated BY
a property-owner who knew nothing
about paint.
II ia an easy matter to be informed
on paint and painting. A complete
painting guide, including a book Of
color schemes. either for exterior or
interior-speclhcations for all kinds
OF painting. land an instrument for
detecting adulteration in paint ma
terial. with directions for using It.
may be had free by writing National
Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Bldg.
New York City. and asking for House
owners Painting OUTFIT No. 49.
Then. every houseowner should
make II a point to get only we'll
known reliable brands in buying his
materials. Pure white lead IS espe-
elaIly important, or the paint will
not prove satisfactory. The famous
Dutch Boy Painter" trademark OF
National Lead Company, the largest
makers OF pure white lead, is an abb
solute guarantee OF the purity and
quality OF the white lead sold under
It. That trademark is a safeguard
against paint trouble.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

When Bonaparte Blueheli announced
his engagement to Lily Doe everybody
In the blacksmith shop congratulated
him on winning such hard working
and forehanded mate. But Erastua
Coke remarked.
"'Peared LAX you wouldn't never
speak up. Bonaparte. It's going on six
months since you begun 10 fiddle roun'
Lily"
Oats 50. Bonaparte frankly admit.
ted, "but | didn't lose nah Job till las
night. Companion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

The Floyd county commissioners, It
Is reported, have ordered ten dozen
suits Of paiamas for the county's con
victs." Is there another county IN
Georgia or another penal institution
lu the United States that provides
its prisoners with the fashionable
anighties?a Who wouldn't rather be
: paiamaed prisoner in that Floyd
county chain-gang than q no night
shirt freeman on the plains Of windy
Kansas 2-Savannah News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Prof. Arthur Korn Of Berlin has per
fected an invention which proves the
theories of grayitation. He fills a
metal globe with water and imparts VI
bratlon 10 the contents with an elec.
tric motor. He has thus found it pos.
sible TO construct an exact working
model Of the solar system in water. in
which the planets all move In their ap-
pointed paths without any visible sup
port or externally applied power.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

We oner one Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Cztarrh that cannot be cured By HAlfs
Czfaxrh Cure.
III. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned. have known +. J. Cheney
for the last IS years. and believe him perfectly hon
nfnble tn all business transactions and financially
able 70 carry cut any obligations made by his hrn.
WA1DiNG. KINNAN 4 MAHyIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O.
HAIRS CAtarrh Cure Is taken internally acting
directly upon the bood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free Price 70 cents Per
bottle. Sold By al Druggistg.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

A Syracuse woman refused a legacy
Of $4,000 on the ground that she be
lieycd 1t was justly due the nearest
relative Of the decedent. It Is omin
GUS II the world is growing this hon
est, for Hamlet long ago declared It a
condition in which doomsday would
be near. But comfort is to be found
in the fact that such startling honesty
Is Just very rare exception to prove
4 very common rule
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

1T is said that the explosion was
caused by one Of the workmen enter
ing an abandoned portion Of the mine
with lamp. thus igniting a body Of
gas" This is the explanation OF
tie recent tragedy in the colliery Of
the Erie Coal Company at Port Blan-
chard, Pennsylvania. The occupation
OF coal mining is beset with dangers.
and one Of the greatest of these dan
gers is the recklessness of ignorant or
thoughtless miners.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

said ! would have 70 be tapped. but I
began using Doan's Kidney Pills In
stead, and the swelling suhslded and
tho kidneys began 10 act properly.
Now my health Is fine" Statement
made Aug. 1, 1906. and confirmed by
Mrs. Johnson Nov 16. 190S.l
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
FoBter.Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
TAE ExrREME oF EcoNoMY.
illustrated by Thrifty Philadelphia
Pair and Their EYEGLASSES.

A worthy tradesman Of this city
was discussing optics with a customer
the other day. apropos Of the iatter'a
appearance with his first eyeglasses.
I've been wearing this pair OF spec
tacles for nearly twenty years now"
remarked the tradesman. "and my
wife a pair just like them for the same
time. and now We couldn't either OF
us see without them. and we never
had anything the matter with our eyes
in the FIRST place"
what did you begin to wear them
for. thenT inquired the customer.
why. you see" explained the other,
IN matter-of.fact manner. when my
hrother-in.law died he left the two
pair OF spectacles. and we couldn't
sell them for anything like what they
were worth"-Harper's Weekly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Jails as financial centers are some
thing new under the sun. says the
Baltimore American. but Mr. Morse.
the financier during the day. attending
to his usual business and making mon
ey in the ordinary ways. and Morse.
the convict during the night, locked
up In jail. Is decidedly a picturesque
feature Of our complex and curious
modern life.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Alaska last year exported products
worth s3i 100000 and imported arti-
cles worth sis.o00.0o0. That left a very
handsome balance Of trade in Alaskas
favor and showed that the territory IS
getting into line Commercially.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Editor-This Is not a good dialect
story.
Author-On the contrary It is one
of the best ever written.
Editor-Huhi How do you dope that
out7
Author-ff you will examine It
carefully. YOU viii see that not single
word in the entire MS, is spelt right
Cleveland Leader.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

King Alfonso seems TO be good
monarch. anxious to deliver Spain
from all traces Of mcdievalism. and
give her an up-to.date administration.
but It Is doubtful If he owes half as
much OF his popularity to the fact that
he Is q good king as to that other
fact that he is good fellow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

with kidney trouble.
and finally had to an.
dergo an operation.
! did not rally weil.
and began to suffer
smothering spells and
dropsy. My left side
was badly swollen
and the action OF tho
kidneys much dlsor-
dercd. NY doctors
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Chinese in the Flowery kingdom.
having been forbidden to smoke OPT
um. are said to be turning to cheap
whisky. A local-option movement in
China seems to be about due.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

-Tm afraid you're not tall enough
for nurse" said the mistress inter
viewing an applicant.
"Oh, yes, ma'am," replied the girl
TITS all the better that I'm short; the
children don't drop SO far when they
fall"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

THAT old fellow hasn't the slightest
suspicion his young wife dIslikes
him"
How do you know that he hasn't?"
Because have seen him eat her
mince pies"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06
- EternaI Marathon.

MAN" declared the old-fashIoned
preacher, is worm"
"And," said man who had been
married three times and who was oc-
cunying small space in rear pew.
swoman Is the early bird"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1909-04-06

Wilbur Wright only charges $500
per for giving lessons IN aeronautics.
At the price he must give instructions
as to how 70 fall gracefully and land
with the least damage.