The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1909-09-16


sible to aviate to the north pole, in
all probability.
"A New Jersey woman laughed at
her husbands efforts to commit sui
eide" says the Savannah Press. That
was heroic treatment, of course but
we can think of nothing more likely
to correct trouble of that kind.
Mr.. John L. Sullivan recently cell
ebrated the fifth anniversary of the
day he last climbed upon the water
wagon and stayed there. Even Mr..
Sullivan was forced to admit, after
several years Of valiant effort to
"drink it all, that the manufacturers
could turn it out a little faster than
he could dispose Of it.
The desire of Postmaster General
postal deficit does him credit, and
it is hoped that he will not abandon
his purpose.
Mr.. Bryan has apparently deter
mined to shelve his other issue in
favor Of the tariff revenue only.
1t is said that this years cranberry
crop will be a record breaker where
as and whercupon, we suppose, the
turkey crop will be something more
than a bank account breaker
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deed to Eden" says the Memphis
Probably because
that was before the lawyers were in
vented
The oyster is in our midst, again.
WILLIAM Allen White confesses that
he tipped servants all over Europe.
How can he come home and face the
Tree and fearless citizens Of Kansas
Anyhow, the aeroplanes will not
run over pedestrians.
NO more free lunch hereafter in
Michigan. Thus, one by one, does
the ultimate consumer lose his privi-
leges.
leXas pretends to be a prohibition
state, yet man down there breaks
loose and tries to run Joe Bailev for
President.
hasn't the country had enough
or tariff talk? Why wouldn't it be bet
Ter now TO say nothing and saw wood
Tor awhile, and see how the Payne
law works.
ohlcago society was shocked be-
cause clubman slapped his wife's
lace IN the club room. 1t is a rule
III good society that Shaping when
done must be in private.
An Indiana University professor
denounces coffee as more harmful
TO- the human family than whiskey
Next!
me state Of Chilli, which owns the
railroads, is going to electrify. The
Chliians have aptly been called the
~
Can't President Taft swing around
the circle be extended to take in our
new territorial possession-Th pole
| Inc fall millinery openings run
mainly to plumes, and Xxx with vel
| low backs
Ihoughtloss being not to name
that new glacier in Alaska Fair
banks"
Our national "Cannon' sometimes
makes n noise like a popgun.
Wall street acts like it has fit of
nervous indigestion.
bcnZoatc Of soda seems to be some.
where between salt and prussic
acid, and Dr.. Wiley and the Remser
board.
1t is announced that there will be
real investigation Of America b,
the English suffragettes. Some Of
'hem VIII get married if they don't
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gets all the talk.
Says a headline: "Frenchmcn Fl,
well when they use the American
type Of flying machine, also the
North Pole is easily reached wbor
they use the American explorer.
Bryan secs y number of winnine
, lsueS midway between election years
Senator Tillman is seeking rest anc
pocket cure on the Chautauoua cir
y cult.
: William Allen White likes Kansa
better than Paris. Prefers Empori;
TO an emporium, as it were.
Q 1t IS to be hoped that DR.. Vile,
n will be strongly supported by tn,