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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-26
POLICE COURT CASES

For the fourth consecutive time,
Charles Smith showed up in police
court on Friday afternoon. only to be
told that no complaint bad been filed
against him and to be led back to
prison. again.
Your honor" Smith said, after
the docket was cleared and George
Clutch, clerk of the court, had an
nounced adjournment, II m getting
day. | wish you would find out what
| m being held for I'm tired of be-
ing kept in custody without any charge
being placed against me
T.. A, Rogers, assistant city attor
uoy, promised that the next time Smith
appeared he would know what he WAS
in court for. Smith then was led
away satisfied.
Ricyclists, who preferred sidewalks
TO the streets, got varied assortment
OF punlshmeuts. Arin Owens, a young
man, who seemed to think it the prop
er thing 10 speak in an extra loud
voice, admitted that he had no excuse.
He was fined 50 for riding on the side
walk on Sixth South street between
West Temple and First West streets.
Judge J. NJ Bowman cut the usual
hne IN two for G.. c, Hart, arrested
for riding on the sidewalk on First
West between Seventh and Eighth
South, because be had been away from
Salt Lake City for two years, ~
which time the bicycle ordinance had
been changed to apply TO streets south
Of Seventh South.
George Cartmill did not get around
when his case was called, so he forfeit
ed s. bail. But Judge Bowman cut
the penalty down TO $50 later on
Cartmill S representation that he did
not know any more about the ordi.
nances than did Hart.
Mrs. Sarah T, Lowry probably will
be discharged OH Monday when she is
called for trial on q charge Of keep
ing a mischicvous dog, for she has
promised TO get rid Of ber pet. Her
dog, it seems, tore the dlrcctoire gown
Of one of her neighbors.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-26
Home, Sweet Home

For you--if YOU guess how many bcc
there are in The Houeyvills Hive. ,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-26

Cool of in the mountains. Easily &C.
cessihlc ideally situated. Uppc- Falls
resort. Provo Canyon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-26
EHCUR-

Martin Coal Co, 56 So. Main.
All kinds of coal Both phones 52o.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-06-26

Weber 6 Olson. lawyers, removed to
ll2l Boston building.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-05-08
las carrrraS en- |Oe'aIerra
El concurso hipico de Richmond

la prensa de Madrid recuerda Il los
compet idores exponentes - Il concur
so Hipico Intcrnac ional que tendra iu-
yar en- Dondres on JUNO proximo, que
cl gran Concurso Hipico Real de Ri
chmond estaci6n de vorano de la so
,ialad londmelSe, So celebrara los
dias Is y 10 de ces citado mes, dos
,lias dcspues de ccrrarse a concnrTso
en Olympia, Y que Sc ofre"eran mu--
choS premios de gran valor.
FL gobicrno britanico ha dado ms
frucciones a los representatives dplo--
maticos DE $. NJ. el Rey en cl ex-
taanliero, para que comunlquen oficlal-
rncr,tc los detalles de la Real ExpoS-
e,iqa De caballos en- Richmond (Surrey
Imelatcrra) i los Varlos gob1ornos cX-
tranieros que puedan mter'sarse por
ella los concllrsos de- s7hltos dc gran
=.ltura son de mucha importancBa sn
Richmond tomando parte IN ellos mu-
4Utb lIltsth l['FN fitah'i'N' VI
motalico. va grandse. ~ aumentar;tn
ann mas este aIo.
Todos los deta1l,> relatives a estos
tuncursos de saltoS titt gran altnra ten
1ra mucho an proporclonarlos el Sc
cr.etario de Ia Royal Horse Show So
,iety. Riehmoand, Londres, $. W.
S. NJ. cl rey Eduardo VII es nm pro
ieefor enthusiastic, Y RI duque de Teck
Il president. IL. este famoSo conclT-
SO qrit. ,-unktltuyc uno de los aconte-
cimentos de mayor lmportanr1h So
.ial dlmante la estaciDn veranasga de
Londres.
Como mue.tra De que esta importan-
cia es rcconocida oficlalmeahe, assas-
zen al .t..to. de media gaia, el lord Ma
vor de IXddres. scOnpanadO de su tss-
Dosa. Y los tenlenteS de alcaldcs de
Ia miSma ,,mldad amen de otraS NM
nhas personals de- categoria.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-05-08
Is6 POR CARLOS DICKENS

Georges escuch6 respeco, desputs de hiTar"e
con particular atencI0n, dJo
-Es singular, va habia pensado yO este.
Nj tutor pregunt6 que queria deer estas paabt'
-Cuando nj nala estrella condujo de la vic
tima prcsamente hora del crimen,contest6 el macs
de -enconre la escalera una DANA envuel-
Ia en- tln manto negro franJa muy ancha era
tan I;rccila SunmerSon que esuve prnto d. di-
rlgire la palabra.
Horrible esremecimiento corri0 por todos mis- mem
bros impossible exphcar 10 asp I,or u al orr
paabras embargo, el empeo de conservar M
renidad que conmgo misna habia contraido al r yer
Georges la de que haba de abrgar motive al
gro de tenor soscgaron Samos pues. de la clrcci
) drgimos so retrado que vimoS poci diStan-
ella mistress Baquet marido tariaron reunirs:
ALI nosoros
La buena mujer tna los oios loros el smblante traS
tornado.
-No 10 hc dicho.-exclam6 al legar,-pero nuestr,
antigua camarada csta bcn mala situac6n.
Con prudcncia y auxilio poira salr de eladiio ms
tutor
Tn gentleman puedc sihcrlo mcjor que
robrc inujer yorepuso mistress Isaquet enjugando
los oios-pero estoy muy ntranqua; tan original
dice antas que nj siquiera piensa.- bos gentleman
del urado e conoccran noSorcS las aparencas
L. aciisan. habIarsn muchos contra = anaS Bur
kci tan Sagazi
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-05-08

do por los ntrssados, otro por In
Jnnta de Subasta, y Otro eiegido In
suerte de entire cuatro nOmbrs, dos
propuestoS por la Junta de Subasta y
dos por los intercsados, y 81 informe dc
osta Comisida sera apreciado discre-
cicnalmcmtc por la Junta do Subasta.
Las proposicionss cerradas seran
abcrtas publicamcnte y las snbastas
rcspectivas se llcvaran 4 cabo sm,lta-
ncamente cn esta oficma, ante ,ma
Junta CompWsta dd Director de Sa--
nidad, Bcneficenem CORRECTION, dd
Director Auxiliar, del Director dc Pri-
stones y dcl Agente ComIGador del De-
partamenfo, 4 las nueve em punto A.
NJ. dc cada uno de los dias sig,Iien-
teS:
Dia 27. Subasta para rarhomcs Ell
la Penitcncisria, Carceles de Ia Isia y
de Viequcs Escucla CORRECTIONAL do
MayagiieZ. SlIministro de carne, lcohc,
carbon vcgetal y mineral y lena, para
los Asilos dc San Juan Y Poncc.
Dia IS. Submissive do provisioH's
de boca Otros articu1Os de usO do
m6stico para los Asilos de San Juan y
Ponce.
Dia 20. Submissive de tclaS, arti-
cuIos de qlIincalla, madcras Y efcctoS
dc construction y otos simlaTeS, pa
tn todos los Aslos Institmciones
La Direction del Departamento Sc
rc.Scrva el derechO de rcchazar c,Ialqu
ra todas las propOSicioncs y de- efs-
coger aquellas que, por su caIidad y
precio, ofreDaan mayor ventaJa para eI
servicio
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-05-08
CAptTULO AZ
Segusr u pistG

NJ Bucket su rozo mdce celebran juntos frecuentes
conferencas motIvo del de NJ Tukinghorn
Sempre que pesa sobre W Bucket grave asunto
ahora e segundo deo de derecha eeva la al
ura de espiritu familiar: 10 lieva abos aqucl
dcnlono le rccomienda siiencIe 10 eya al odo
ALI deseubrimentos risase el la nariz
oato aguzsi agitaio deane dc culpabe faScnado
por aqncl sIedo acusador Il InclIz 4 En-
paabra sIemprc que NJ. Bucket indicc entaban
pctidas los del temple De Ia jus
tca vacnan que antcs de POGO habr dado Ia vindcia
pdllica un terrible eJcmplo lie omnpocncia.
Aeno oIscrvador dc Ia humana naturaeza, dsofo he
uevolo indulgcne para los dcvancS c los hombr NJ
Bucket In eIuiai pasesnte desocupado
~ car~ter Iano de veufa sial bucnas reiaco-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-05-08
AnunCio de Subasta
pFICINA DEL DIRECTOR DE SA
\IDAD BENEFICENtIA Y GO
RRECtION

Hasta lar 9 A NJ. del dia tiJado para
Il remate respective. 81 admithran EN-
esta ofbina proposiciones en- plrego 's'-
ri-ado para la adjudication en publ
"a subasta del SUNNI. stro De contzti-
hlt-s. rariualss. te]a>. ariiculos dc qmIi-
v4lla. MADEIRA y C;roS efectos para II
.4nasalmo ,li.I-aiits- a aio fiscal q.,a eln
,.jeza i lie julio Il 1909 v termna.
IN 30 H. Juno d. 1910 IN l@s sig1tiesl-
fes Ashes = In~irlriores: ManicoIn %.
IL Ssln .Iuam: Asilo IL NiHaS Y NiiO'.
,Ie Saminr.e. Colcmia de LeFTsssos. Is
Il Il. Cahras: A>lio d tIegss. do
Ppf,.-. P.41iteneis ria Il San .Iaian ;
Cs,s-lrs de Ia I-la. tarrsl de VH,Iu :
=. EScu..la Corr-cc"r.s,l 'ie iovems DE-
l.ne4,es,tes. ,ls- M.i. ssa-iiez-
Tslos loS dafos 5l-cc~stros, impr,'--
50 para ~ prI I"saei"if,s : eon'rd-
los f.uzaS : i4~str1lccriu.s 4 los pos
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-05-08

tors ~ fariitaran ea Ia ofioina dss
Dipctnr dc Sanidad, BenefssncIa y
Oorrcci.n a las horsls oriinarias de
oficina.
Todo pnStor presentar;t con ~ ho-
ras de anticipation al dia seialado PSI
"a la subasta, una tianZa cn mataIi-
go q personal por la salma dc cicn dol
lars 10000, por cada proposition que
prscni.lre para responder died otor--
gamiento dcl contrato cn case de- ad-
ludicaci6n. sin que ~ cntienda relcva-
do 81 contrvlt sta dc In obligaci6n de
otorgar Ia fianz dcfinitiva, cn In for
ma v cuantia que So dcbcrminare, pa
ra glrantizar cl fled cumplimicnto del
contrato respective. No 81 admitnan
como fiadores sino las pcrnnas q
socicdadcs que satisfagan conribuci6n
IA Tcsoo por bicncs propioS, dctcTmi-
nanloSc Il valor de la fianZa pHr al
Director, Scgnn la importancia dc Ia
SiibaS,a.
los poSiorcs dcbcran prescniar mucs,
iras de los articulos por los que ha-
gan poSturas he una q mas classes de
nm miSmo articulo con Su pr,cro res
pcctivo. quodando ohlieadoS los licita--
dOrcs que obtcnpan Ia bncna pro. 4
rcnovar cStaS mucStraS. durantc cl
ticmpo de- duraci0n del contrato. TO-
daS las vcccs que la crcyeTc coIIve--
niente el Director de Sanidad. Renc--
ficencia V CORRECTION scgnn Ia CON
venIcncia del servicio.
Los poStorrS que Sc Unforeseen cn la
SubaSta de racioIses para la PenIten--
ciarIa. CarcelcS de la Isla de Vie
q,reS v Escucla Correctional DE Maya
giicZ, no podran hacer oferta pnr mas
de dpre centaVoS nj Jor 1nenOS dc on
&c Tlrr cada racion, v para las raciones
de enfcrnoS So concedera nm aumcnto
de tres ccniaVoS Aobre 81 tipo .n que
So haya obtenido la subasta de la Ta~
chpn ordlnaria
En- el case de prcsentars, dos q mas
pr"posicioneS iguaamentc favorables pa
ra Ia administration, Sc concedera la
bucna pro mrdiante un sor-ten que S.
Hevara cabo en prescncia de los in
teroSadus.
81 cn Il acto de la subaSta d" cural-
Tliera cIasc he articuios racfoncs
que deban ser s1lmmiStradas oclTrle-
SEN dudaS d surgieran difcremciaS res
pccto il Ia Siiperoridad de una mlleestra
Sobrc otra, para poder deteannlllar Ia
conyenwIiciai relativa de cs.l.4 PROPOSE
cfnn hecha por los postor.S, entoIpsS
Ia Junta De S,lbasta pedira informes d
tres comerlantes competemteS de La 10
calidad, uno designado de com1n acuer
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Hotel Pa riS
GALE MENDEZ VIGO Mum. i4@
Mayagiiex
Mayagdez.

Situado este establecimiento EN- "a
centric de Ia caile Mendez Vigo, con
un jardln al frente, es ell que reune
mayores ventajas comodidades pars
los sehores viajeros, y el que cuenta
con mejores habitaciones frescas, ven~
tiladas, Fnagnffcos banos y dslchas.
-- Comidas 4 todas horaa - 4
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MISAS

Oatedral-Dias laborablcs: z, 7-3O y
S-3e.-Festivos 5, Z, S,9y IL.
Saa Francisco.-Dias laborables:
-FeStivoe: $50, z y 7-30.
San Jose.-Dias laborables: y 7-3O.
--Fostivos: $50, v 7-30.
Santa Ana.-Dias laborables: y
2-3e.-Festivos 6 v 10.
Puerta de TERRA. Martec. do
ningos: ..
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MAS 0BRAS, RECIRIDAS

EN- Ia LI3RERIA DBL BOfeGfR,
Mxaual ds frSbEjcasi&l Do shseelAsaA
psxsas para soPa y ganstsA ~
ID. Luis Godos. / tOmo epsaado'
nado, el.55, con franquec
0krxs po&ticss Do .. Jost d. Rsprso.
esGs. tomo an rGstica IS cents
vos, con frsnqueo.
In c0ltcciSa enterz do las Sarss GO Co.
raEL2 Lzvcrntdo 4 q uentavss
Somo, con franQGso.
El Dsracao = "a pr&Ssies, al lsNsss ID
sodos, por r. r y Ar~rasa- l ~
no encuadernsdo en- tea, sl.s&
>on frxnqueo.
La gntrodNoo;sH 6 II vida Osvssa, psA
el bienaventurado F'raneises -
Salee principe y obispo de Cole
via de los Al6brogues. / tome a.
cuadernado en- piel. $50, go
fr1ngueo.
Sc acaba de recibir eE ests hbrerls =
importaGVe ebrs titulads:
I.a niSad del mundo vista desds IN A.
sem6vil de Pekfn & Paris en- -
4fss) Tn tomo de 6O8 paginaA.
efegantemenGe encuadernado -
&e2a dorado, 200 ilustraciOnes fots-
graficas y ina carta itineraria, p0
ID. luis 8arsini Precio, $3.50, -
rrsnTue0.
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SeccIdn RcEgiiOSa
Santos para manana:

Nuestra Sonora de los D,samparados
san Gregorio Nacianccno oh. Y Dir.
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Santos para cl dia 10:
san Antonio arzob. d. Florcncia.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-02

New line of Mercsrieed Half.
Hose, in a number Of shades
ana patterns. 2bc every whore
here Saturday az only zoe
pair. while they last An Sizes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-02
GOES TO JAIL TO
ESCAPE PAYING
ALIMONY

~ THIfFW FF"""T .
NEW York, April BE
cause he refused 20 pay HE
fret Wifs'e alimony 70 the
amount o. $1,000, Roland Hin
ton Perry, . sculptor and paint
or, WA committed 20 Ludlow
a. lali for als months.
~ geina 20 prison, Perry 10
relieved 81 the allmony obli0s
ton, o. al least 81 fvrthsr i'm
nrisonmsni, as the penalty for
failure 20 pay, as the state
lave provide that slg months
10 the limit o. jail confinement
for the delinquency.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-02
THE MARKETS

rbS following aFs che assfass
prices asstsd ~ fbs ioesi rhsi~.
saisr~ es ioeai pfedaes, nasatA e@
fssa Prices tm aiI saaes are sab
teet 60 NHrtnfInas ageoFdtms ""
greshassa aad asnsfai sNrsHsafsi
bat fhsss prices asiF@s ethssr tss
tadfeatsd, are feg strictly FIRST
nFsasa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-02
Our Mems $500 Hats Have Made a Bio Hi

But Why not when they best Hats
andd
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SEEING THINGS In
CALIFORNIA

TIFf 7 NIfrH TO-
San DIEGO. Cal April Z The
mifAgea Witnessed on Point Iona
yesterday bad no parallel IN this
locality. one took the form - =
vast castle rising from the ocean
or Coronado island it remained
Visible for several minutes Then
"a disappeared IN = eiuud 81 mist
4hieh soon vanished. and IN is
place wss the reflection ~ shat ap
ptuFea 20 b. = large city
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-02

Made ln ali fhe desirable pat
terms with detached and at
tachcd cuffs. coat and regular
styles al pOpu'ar color combi
nations sizes - tu 20 neck
band Best values 60 De bad
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1909-04-02

Finest llnr iu tie city EN
ery style and color la repre-.
scented French Tuur-iu Hands
ana Bat Wing Ties lead in pop
ularitF. and The variety simply
heERara description Fee them
YourHcif
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Ladies' Hand Purses

nsautlfu black leather Purse with strap ouialae
inner compartments. Brass snaps Worm fulyfaN !. ]
Special Saturday ........... ...-...... -. Va
la. leather and good one Made win strap ard A.. &
pockets. We aell ihia for &c Special SATURDAY. n
space too valuable 70 quote othsrH bat rernenA.,
day oNE.FoURTH orr. "'- y
New-York tribune., 1909-04-25

Well. I should rise eIocute! He have the
best there yours truly has to bunk IN the coop
with the gladstone Plymouth Rock. That's Wnat!
He says he's a count ard he'll be advertised as q
count from this place to where rolls the oregon
And he was too. The papers full Of how
Count What -FIis-Name was hanging out at the
"Od Home House." and we got more letters from
rich old women and pork picking money bags than
you could shake a stick at. If you want to eaten
the free and equal nabob of a glorious Republic
bait up with a little nobility and you'll have your
salt in time. We had to rig up rooms in the
carriage house, and and Jonadab slept in the
haymow.
The count himself hove in sight on June Is. He
was "A little smoked Italian man, with a pair Of
legs that would have been carried away in a gale
aud a black mustache with waxed ends that you'd
think would punch holes in the pillow case His
talk was like his writing. only worse. but from
the time his big trunk with the foreign labels was
carried upstairs he was skipper and all hands OF
the "Old Home House
And the funny part Of it that old man Dill
laway was as much gone him as the rest For
seIf-made American article he was the worst
gone this machine made importation that ever
you see. s'pose when you've got more money
than on can spenC straight goods you nat'rally
20 In for buy ing cuTosties; l can't see no other
reason.
ANYWAY. from The minute the count como over
the side it was "Goodby, Peter" The foreigner
was first oar with the old and general consort
for tie daughter Whenever there was sailing
trip on or a spell OF roostnS In the Lovers Nest
Ebeuezer would that the 'count looked out for
fI,e queen - while Brown stayed on the piazza
and talked bargains with papa. 1t worried Peter
YOU could see that He'd set in the barn with
Jouadab and me. thinking. thinking. and all at
once he'd burst out:
Bless that Dagos heart l haven't chumrned IN
with the Degenerate aristocracy much in my time
but somewhere or other I've seen that chap before
Now where-N here-w hcref'
For the first two weeks the count paid his board
New-York tribune., 1909-04-25

of the house by the counts window that didn
need painting at all And when the feIler quit for
the night. Brown told him to leave the ladder
where twas
the sitting room. Peter lively as a cricket
talking, talking. all the time. BY and by he says;
oh say, I want you to the new barber He
can shave anything from note to porAyplne-
Come in here. Chiantir' ne says. opening the door
and calling out: II want you"
And in come the italian man. smiling and
bowling and looking meek and lowly, sick and
sore the song says.
Well, we laughed at Browns talk and asked the
Italian all kinds of fool questions and nobody no
ticed that the count want saying nothing. Pretty
soon he gets up and says he guesses he'll go TO his
room. cause he feels sort of sick
And I tell you he looked sick. lie was yellower
than he was The other night and he walked like
he hadn't got his sea legs on. Old DilIaway was
terrible sorry and kept asking II there want some
thing he could do, but the count put him on and
out
Now. that's too bad"' says Brown. Spaghetti,
you needn't wait any longer.
So the other Italian went out too.
And then Peter T. Brown turned loose and talked
the way he done when me and Jonadab first met
him. He Just spread himself He told Of this bar
gain that he'd made and that sharp trade he had
turned. while set there and listened and laughed
like a parcel of fools. And every time that Eben-
ezcrd get up TO go to bed. Peterd trot out a new
yarn and he'd have TO stop 10 listen 10 that And
It got to be Il o'clock, and then Il and then /.
II was Just about quarter past I, and We was
laughing our heads Off at one OF Browns Jokes.
when out under the back window there was a Jingle
and a thunlp and a kind OF groaning and wigglinS
noise.
What on Garth is that says Dillaway-
II shouldn't be surprised" says Peter, cool as
1naczrel on ice "if that his royal highness
the count"
He took up the lamp and we all hurried outdoors
and round the corner: and there. sure enough
was the count sprawlng on the ground, with his
leather satcheI alongside OF him. and his foot fast
I'm a big steel trap that hItched by chain 10
the lower round of the ladder. He reared up on his
hands when he sees US and started say something
about outrage.
oh that's all right. your majesty says Brown.
Hi Chianti come here minute! Here's your
old college churn. the count been and put his foot
in It."
When the new barber showed up the count never
made another move. just wited like a morning glory
after sunrise. But you never See worse upset
man than E5enezer DilIaway.
But what does this mean" says he. kind Of wild
like. why don't you take that thing off his foot?"
oh" says Peter. hes been elOngating my pedal
extremity for the last month so; don't why
I should kick II he pulls his for a while. You
see" he says. its this way:
Ever since his grace condescended TO lend the
glory OF his countenance to this humble roof" he
says ITS stuck in my mind that I'd seen the said
counteuauce somewhere before. The other night.
when our conversation was trifing with the razor
subject and the Grand Lama here"-that's the
New-York tribune., 1909-04-25

grace's window, thinking he might find Il handy
after he'd his friend Of other days, Dartic,.
larly the back door locked.
And now" goes Brown. short and sha-,
Tets talk business. Count" he says ''you ara -.
back on the books about sixty odd for old bon.
comforts Wen cut off half OF that and cha-xa h,
to advertising. You draw WELL the man said
about the pipe. But the other thirty you'll nave
TO work out. You used to shave like bird. IN
give you So a week TO chip in with 1Iacaroni hers
and barber the boarders."
But Dillaway looked anxious
Look here, Brown" he says Il wouldn't A
that. I'll pay his board bill and his travelling
expenses if ne clears out this minute. It seems
tough to set him shaving after he's been such 4
big gun around here"
could see right off that the arrangement suited
Brown first rate and exactly what he'd been
for il.
"Oh, 1 don't know" he says I'D rather bs
sterling barber than plated count. But anything
to oblige you. Mr.. DiIaway.'
So the next day there a noblernan missing
at the Old Home House. and all we had to re-
member him by a trunk full OF bricks and
Peter I. Brown and the queen was rOostinz In
the Lovers Nest, and the new italian was busy
in the barber shop. He could shave. too Hs
shaved me without pull. and my face amt no
plush sofy, neither.
And before the season was over the engagement
was announced. Old DfIaway took il pretty well
considering. He liked Peter, and his having no
money TO speak OF didn't count because Ebenezsr
had enough for all hands. The old man said he'd
been hoping for a son-in-Iaw sharp enough 10 rua
the Consolidated Stores after ne was gons and
it looked, he said. if he'd found him.
New-York tribune., 1909-04-25

name he called the count-'was throwing in details
about his carving his friends 1t flashed across me
where I'd il. About couple of years ago
was selling the gueless rural druggists contiguous
10 Scranton, Penn. the tasty and happy combina-
ton called DIR. Somebody's Electric Liver Cure,
the same being a sort of electric light for shady
llvers SO 10 speak. l made my headquarters at
Scranton and while there my hair was shortened
ami my chin smoothed in neat but gaudy barber
shop presided over by my friend Spaghetti here
and nv equally valued friend. the count"
so" says Peter. smiling and cool as ever, when
Il all came back me, the song says. l jour
neved to Scranton accompanied by a photograph OK
his lordsh!p. 1 was lucky enough 10 find Macaronl
in the same old shop. He knew the counts classic
nronIe at once 1t seems his majesty had hit up
the lottery a short time previous for few hundrea
and had given up barberinS. l suppose he'd read
in the papers that the imitation count line was
stylish and profitable. and so he tried It on II
NAV be" says Brown offhand that he thought
he might marry some rich girl
Ola man Dillaway kind. cf made face, as II
he'd ate something that tasted bad. but he didn't
speak.
And So" says Peter. Spaghetti ard came TO
the Old Home together. he To shave for twelve per-
and | to set traps. etcetera That's a good trap
he saws noddlng Il bought il III Boston. j had
the teeth filed down. but the man that sold it said
'twould hold horse left the iaddsg by his