davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
Tao Humiliatina.

A certain small boy of six Is Rapidly
assuming manly ways. Not long ago
his room" at school planned an enter
tainment. There were to be little
songs and recitations and mysterious
grab bag. The small boy waxed elo-
quent concerning the coming glories OF
this show, and more especially the
part he would take.
On the morning of the entertainment
lis mother suggested that he should
take his little sister, aged four, with
him. He hung his head.
Don't you want to take her" his
mother asked.
mo, l don't" he answered.
"And why notI"
The reply came quickly.
"Cause there amt none Of tn other
fellers has to bring their children3'-
Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
For Constipation.

Ne. L. a. Fsruham, prominent
druggist Of Spring Lske, lows, says:
"Chsmberlsin's Stou acb aud Liver Tsb-
lets are Certainly the best thing on the
msrket for constipation" Gise these
tablets q trial. You are certain TO 6od
them agreeable aud .plsa'aut In effect.
Price IS cents Samples free. For sale
by W. F. Creighton aud 90. and
Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station AleIandrls
In Eject January 18th. 1909.


In Eject January 18th. 1909.
n. B-Following schedule figures Published
only As information. and are not guaranteed.
7i47 A. NJ. -Dsils Local between Washing.
ton and Danville.
s17 A. N.-Daily-Locsl for Harrison.
burg, and way stations
OH A. M.-Daily-U. 3. Fast Mail. Stops
only for passengers for points south at which
scheduled TO stop. Firs class coaches, sleep
ers 10 Birmingham and drawine.room sleep
els 70 New Orleans. Dining car service.
Az p, NJ. Daily-Washingfo and Florids
limited. Sleeping cars between New York, An.
gusta Aiken anc jacksonville. Through
first-cla coaches between Washington and
jacksonville. Dining car service. Tourist to
Californi tri.weekly.
4:S2 P. H.-Week Days-Loca for Hsr'
risonburg and way stations on hanssss
branch.
6:l2 p. M.-Dsfly-Locsl for Warrenton
and Charlottesville.
1927 P. Washington and Cha
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburg,, First
class coach and sleeping cars to Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
er TO Birmingham and New Orleans, Wash
ington to Roanoke. Dining car service.
llO2 7. h:-paily,-,Nsw York and New
| Orleans Limited. All Pullman train, club
ers TO Asheville, Atlanta, suo New Orleans.
| Sleeper 10 Charlotte. Dininp car service.
Through trains from the South arrive ~ Al
exsndris 6:l3 and 6:3S A. N. and.12:23 P. n 1.
8:13, and 1923 P. N. daily. Rsrrisonburg
| 1903 P. NJ. week days and 9:l3 P. ii. daily.
From Charlottesville 7;53 4. N.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria Nv. 90. Station S;22 A
NJ. and 3.65 P. M. week daye, and SO p.
N. daily tr BlUemont; 6:S6 P. NJ. week
days for Leeiburg; s:22 A. NJ. on Sundays
| only foY Rlutmont
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull,
nan reservation, ETC., apply 70
WILLIAM q. LEHEW, Union Ticks
| Agent, Alexandra, Va.
@. II. ACKERT, Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr
8. u. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
w. ii. TAYL0E, Gen. Passenger Agent.
L. 8. BROWN, General Agent.
4 Waahi m ofnn n ~
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
Gettinu His Straiaht.

Il wouldn't make con6dante Of
May" said the conceited fellow, with
a self satisfied smirk. She told me
you said you were crazy to marry me-
OF course she's no friend if
NO" interrupted Miss Wise, land
she's not even a good reporter. l didn't
say / was but would be- '-Catho-
lie Standard and Times.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
OFFICE OF THE CLERK OF GAS,
0ft, Hall Anil Z TOO

SEALED PROPOSALS addressed to L. f.
Uhler, Cbsirmsn Of the Committee en- Light
Thursday, April 20, 1909, for the ENTIRE
OUTPUT OF COAI GAS TAR Of the city
Gas Works during the next fiscal year, com.
neucing June 1, 1909 and ending May 81,
1910 Bidders must agree TO keep the tar in the
well at all times below the outlet, or owe flow
pipe.
Terms: settement must be made on the
18th Of the mouth following delivery Of tar.
The successful bidder must snter into cor
tract with The Committee Oh Light for filth
ful compliance with the above provisions.
The committee reserves the right to reject any
and a ! bids.
epr3 I'd j. p. WALLED, Clerk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
yIpoINIL mLIrARY INsrlru1e.

Lexington. Va. The Boafi OF Visitors. al
their Annual Meeting on fhs 9th Jay Of rex; Jrne,
VIII appolnt STATE CADETS 70 I'll Yacsncrs IN the
9th. 10Th, 27ih 32d 49, sch SsnztoYlal i.irie's,
ard several from the STATE At LhRCE. Iness
auoo-.-lerts carry free board and tuition. Appica-
ions should - a5irsssed 20 the undersigned On o.
bsfsrs J,ars 10Th, en- ferns that VII g sent UPON
Request. = ~. -"~A1~' ~ -
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
No Acid Needed.

Weary William Rhoades-Say, Hap
py, wot's de difference between us an
new fall ciderl
Happy Harry Search me.
Weary William Rhoades-Dey don't
have ter put no acid in us ter keep us
frum workin'."
At which the dry hay in the NOW
burst into q furious fame Exchange.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
MEETINGS.

TIE annual nesting Of the stockholders OF
j the LINCOLN LAND AVID IMPROVE
MENT COMPANY, Of Washington, d. G:
IncorpoE ted, for the elect on Of directors and
such ether businefs IS may properly come Re.
fore the meeting, viii be held on WEDN u
DAY. April i4Ih. 1909, at It's Office III south
FaiIfsx st'tet, Alexandria. Va. Polls open
sp7td J. HENRY BROWN, sec'y.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10

Great IS the fact that our interests
gradually take a wider scope, allowing
more scope for the healing power OF
COMPENSATION Mulock Craik.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10

Wife-Would it please you. dear, II !
learned another language? Husband
Yes, 1t would delight me infinitely
Wlfe-Well. which one shall study1
Husband-The sign language.-Smart
Set
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-04-10
A Woman's Secret.

Biggs-There goes n woman with a
past. Boggs-YeS, and there are about
twenty years more Of It than she Is
willing to own mp to.-New York jour
gal
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29

finished product gets rich quick provid-
ed him with a sure means of getting
rich quick at the expense OF his custom
ers he would doubtless very quickly
ride in chaises" But the system has
overlooked his interests along with those
of the agricultural community which,
upon the one hand, sells at prices pro-
yided, and upon the other, buys at prices
fixed.
Too many of its victims regard the
present tariff system as an abstruse IN
strument when it is merely simple and
understandable letter of marque grant
ing to a certain class certain rights to
pillage. To this failure properly TO
analyze it is due the entrenched and
seemingly impregnable position OF the
system.
The retailers are not responsible Tor
the high prices of the necessities OF life.
Moreover they are not, rs Il class getting
any considerable part of the profits upon
products those prices represent he
morseless greed is the true explanation,
bpt that remorseless greed is found
higher No. Louisville Courier Journal.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29
Sees Mother Grow Young.

ct would be hard to overstate the
wonderful change in my mother since
she began to use Electric Bitters, writes
Mrs. w. l.. Gilpatrik of Danforth, Me
Although past 70 she seems really to be
growing young again. She suffered I'M
told misery from dyspepsia for 20 years
At last she could neither eat, drink noi
sleep. Doctors gave her up and all re-
medies failed till Electric Bitters worked
such wonders for her health" They in
vigorate all vital organs, cure Liver and
Kidney troubles, induce sleep, impari
strength and appetite. Only DOC at
Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29
REAL ESTATE REPORT.

The following Real Estate Report il
furnished us by the Manitowoc County
Abstract Company, which owns the only
complete Abstract of Manitowoc county
All orders given prompt attention
Richard Christel to Albert Christe
119 a sec 30 Eaton, 81.
Thoma. Alfstad to Barney T. illness
5 a sec 30 Rockland 500.
Anton Schiper ct al to Antonio Jarvis
N lots 6, and 10 in blk 40 in City OF
Manitowoc, 81.
George Schweda to George Hrdina st
A sec I Manitowoc Rapids, 81.
Bernard Zingsheim to Michael Sado
wski E 80 # of lots IS and II in blk
PAT Manitowoc, 81.
Michael Sadowski to Bernard ling
sheim lots 10 and 30 in blk 300 Mantle
woo, 81.
Mary Hathaway ct al to Edward j.
Pilon lot 6 blk Is in Hathaways SubC
of all of Fractional sec 6 Two Rivers
800
Mary Hathaway ct al to Edward Pill
on lot blk 1Si in Hathaway's Subd Of
all of fractional sec Two Rivers, 81.
Edward J. Pilon to Louis Kahlenbere
f So ct OF lots and in blk Is in Hath
away's Subd of all of fractional sec
Two Rivers, 81.
Charles LIE Claire to Frank Gates b
OF lots and in blk D in Hathaway
Subd of all of fractional sec 6 Two Riv
ers 81,
Charles J. Leist to Martin Rohde 025'
so # in NEi NEt sec IS Kossuth, 81.
Charles LIE Claire to Clemens RACIAL
vicz W. of lots and 6 in blk 6 in Hath
away's Subd of all of fractional sec
Two Rivers, $3.50,
Herman SEEK to August Stueck ! in
in lots Is and II in blk in Village o
Mishicott, $500.
Frank Helms to Thomas f. Tague |
in WI NW4 sec 10 Manitowoc Rapids
st.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29
Woman's Home Companion for August.

Susanna and Sue" begins in the Aug
ust issue of Woman g Home Companion,
The scene Of the story Is laid in Shaker
village, which gives an opportunity for
novel plot. The first installment
promises even greater charm than Mrs.
Virgins famous earlier books.
Edward Everett Hale's "reminiscences
are appearing exclusively in Woman's
Home Companion. Now that his revered
white head and kindly smile have gone
forever, these "reminiscences, always
charming, have an added interest
Edward Everett Hales death is a
peculiar loss to the Woman's Home
Companion, to which he has contributed
so constantly during the last few years
The Augugt issue in an appreciation of
Doctor Hale's life and work, has some
new anecdotes that are full of the charm
Of Doctor lIale's personality.
This issue has none of the poverty
OF many summer magazines. There are
eight stories in teach good and each
novel.
The mother of to-day has problem
her grandmother never knew. The
modern girl after many years at school,
looks with scorn mt the housekeeping
which her mother knows is SO impor-
tant. In What Mothers Can do the
Woman's Home Companion points ont a
way to make the college girl the daugh-
ter Of the house" in the old fashioned
sense.
| Marion Harland, in veritable literary
pilgrimage through Europe, has discov-
cred many unpublished stories Of famous
men and women, which she will tell to
| Companion readers in her delightfully."-
intimate way. The first of the series
deals with the ever interesting Empress
Josephine at Malmaison- where she died.
The matter of diet in summer is ons
fraught with many difficulties. In the
Woman's Home Companion for Angus,
DR.. Woods Hutchinson claims that WI
are apt to starye ourselves in summer
He says that we suffer from the heat be
cause Of bad physical condition and tia
we would feel the heat less If we at,
. three good meals a day.
: Suit Case Photography, Cam
] Cooking and Washing Wineries ar
I Of special interest right now.
I The Children's Department and tn
q Fashion Department are both particular
I ~ good The Embroidery pages are ful
|. OF summer ideas, and Fannie Merit
9 Farmer supplies enough ideas for nov.
o cool drinks to last the whole summer.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29
LEGAL NOTICES.

Order for Proof of Will.
Msnitowoc County,
pidlansky, Deceased. In Probate.
An Instrument in writing, purporting to be
the Last Will and Testament of Margaret
Kopidlansky Of town of Franklin, in said Coun-
ty having been delivered into said Court:
And Frank Kopidlansky of town Of Franklin
in said County, having presented to said Court
his petition in writing duly verified, represent
ing, among other shings, that said Margaret
Kopidlansky, died testate, at City of Milwaukee,
in Milwaukee County, on the End day of July,
1909; that said Instrument is the Last Will Of
said deceased and that Frank Kopidlansky is
named therein as Executor, and praying that
said Instrument be proven and admitted to Pro-
bate and that letters testamentary be thereon
issued to Frank Kopidlansky.
1t Is Ordered: That said petition and the mat
tiers therein be heard, and proofs of said Last
Will and Testament be taken at a Special
term of said County Court, to be held at the
Probate Office in the city of Manitowoc, on
Tuesday, the 18th day of August, 1909, at 10
o'clock A. M.
And 1t Is Further Ordered: That notice of
the time and place of said hearing be given by
publication hereof for three successive weeks,
once each week. previous to the time of said
hearing in the Manitowoc Pilot, newspaper
published in said Manitowoc County.
Dated July 10Th, 1909.
By the Court,
JOHN CHLOUPEK,
County Judge.
Pub, July %, 90, Aug, 8.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29

Mr.. Aldrich Of Rhode Island, who
has had reputation for a dignity of de.
meanor quite statesmanlike. and re-
pose altogether senatorial, seems to have
lost his dignity, together with his tenn
per, and to have forgotten his manners,
in the white heat of discussion,
A little while ago he asked a Western
Senator 10 yield to question. Permis,
sion TO interrupt was granted. The
Senator from Rhode Island asked his col
league whether there were any other
costs than himself in his state, The
last outburst from the cool and calm
statesman from Rhode Island is that
'payne's a muttonhead. Leaving aside
the question Of the tenderness Of the ties
that once bound Payne to Aldrich and
Adrch to Payne, is it not to De wonder
ed at that fishwifely language should
come so trippingly from the tongue OF
an Easterner in the highest deliberatiye
body ever organized and conducted by
New England?
The hot headed Southerner in Con
gress, and the rude Westerner, have al
ways been thorns in the side of the Cul.
tured East 1t has been publicly, re.
GREETED by the East that the South and
West should send barbarians 10 sit in
the seats Of the mighty and to forget
themselves in the face Of the multitude.
Even Mr. Jefferson Davis Of Arkansas,
branded "inaammable before he wa,
sent to Washington, and advertised &c
explode serially, has not gone 80 far NJ
to interrupt the serious discussion of q
great national problem, to inquire, i'm
pertinently whether a colleague is the
only goat in Iowa.
VIII someone present the once COO
and calm statesman from Rhode Island
with an ice cap wherewth to cool hi'
toomuch. heated brow?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29

IN CIRCUIT COURT, Manitowoc County
State of Wisconsin.
Victoria Svacina, Plantif,-vs-Ch Ra-
dinz, Theresa Radinz his wife, Joseph Buresh,
Katie Buresh his wife, and Vaclav Sort
Defendants
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that by virtue
of and pursuant toa Judgment of Foreclosure
and order of Sale made and entered by said
Court in the above entitled action and dated on
the thirteenth day of July. A. d. 1903, l, the
undersigned, sheriff of Manitowoc county,
Wisconsin, will offer for sale at public auction
to the highest bidder and best bidder, at the
east entrance door Of the Court House, in the
city of Manitowoc, in said county and state, on
Saturday, the fourth day of September, A. D..
1909, at the hour of two o'clock in the after
noon of that day, in order to pay the amount
adjudged to said plaintiff, for principal interest
and costs, together with the expense of
sale, the following described real estate situated
in the city of Manitowoc, in said county and
| state, described in said judgment as follows:
Lot number three (3l, i'll Block number one
hundred ninety-two Q92l, in the city of Mani,
towoc, Wisconsin, according to the recorded
plat thereof.
Dated July 18th, 1909
J. c. WILLlNGER,
Sheriff OF Manitowoc County, Wisconsin.
A. P. Schenian Plaintiffs Attorney.
Pub July 20, %, Aug. B. IL, 10, %, Sep 2,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29
Life 100000 Years Ago.

Scientists have found in cave in
Switzerland bones of men, who lived
100, 900 years ago, when life was in con-
slant danger from wild beasts To-day
the danger, as shown by A. w. Brown
of Alexander, Me-, is largely from dead
ly disease IF it had not been for DR.,
Kings New Discovery which cured me,
| could not have lived, he writes ''suf
fering az did from a severe lung trouble
and stubborn cough. To cure Sore
Lungs, Colds, obstinate Coughs and
prevent Pneumonia, it's the best medi
cine on earth. SOC and 800. Guaran
teed by Henry Hinrichs Trial bottle
free.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29

Some Of our Bachelors Of Buncombe,
Masters Of Black Art and Doctors Of
Division at Washington would have uH
believe that the rCmorseess greed Of
the retailer is the explanation of the
height Of prices IA the United States,
This shifting Of the burden and the
blame is worthy Of the minds that con
ceiyed il. That is to say, it il as stupid
as II il dishonest, and As transparent as
ii is rascally.
ProtectiODism ~ il exists in this coun.
try today is not defensible upon any
theory of economics. 1t il wholly un.
assailable a. system Of graft Begin.
ming at the top il extends 10 the bottom.
Everyone who buys Of refill merchant
must pay tribute to graft If every re
tail merchant could get his share Of that
graft there would be al least q fair divi
zion Of spoils between spoiismen, Thu.
wonld mean wider distribution Of the
graft that is the flndament Of protec
tionism II would be benign as com
pared 10 the present system which
heads of the fairness Of the land so thai
the retailer gets very little Of it Their,
h, happily for the consumer, more d
less competition in retail trade Of al
kinds when the price of the package 0
article is not arbitrarily fixed by th
producer. In many branche- Of reta
trade there il hot and constant compel
ton.
The retailers eyer.present problem
time Of trouble il not how to hold ~
the customer for sach sums AZ wonl
represent his logical pro rata of the illic
profits Of highly protected industry. b,
how 10 cut prices TO meet competitiC
and yet leave margin Of profit. TIL
this IL true Ii due to the existence Of col
petition. The retailer is human. II Il
system under which the producer Of Il
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29

tack the vital organs, causing catarrh OF
the bladder, brick-dust or sediment IN
the urine, head ache, back ache, lame
back, dizziness, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, or the kidneys themselves break
down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always resul,
from arrangement of the kidneys and
better health in that organ is obtained
quickest by a proper treatment OF the kid
neys. Swamp-Root corrects inability te
hold urine and scalding pain passingit
and overcomes that unpleasant necessity
of being compelled to go often through
the day, and to get up many times during
the night. The mild and immediate effect
of Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy
is soon realized. 1t stands the highest be
cause of its remarkable health restoring
properties. A trial will convince anyone
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is
sold by all druggists in finy-cent and
one-dollar size bottles. You may have q
sample bottle and book that tells all
about it, both sent free by mail. Address,
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Blnghanlton, N. Y.
When writing mention reading this gen
erous offer in this paper. Don't make
any mistake, but remember the name,
Swamp Root, and don't let dealer sell
you something in place of Swamp Root
if you do you will be disappointed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29
NEVER A MAN TO BE ENVIED.
Philadelphia Writer'S Idea Of Status
to Be Accorded Bachelor In
Society.

The bachelor Is punished already.
not only in losing the joys of home,
but being an object Of contumely So
long as bachelors are willing to put up
with all the losses they sustain IN
celibacy far be it from the majesty OK
the law to impose further penalties.
1t was Cicero or man OF his day who
remarked that it was onerous for .
man to get along with wife, but i'm
possible to get along without one. The
bachelor is not a man-only a more
or less imitation of one--sometimes .
very poor one He thinks he has .
good time in escaping all the major
responsibilities of life, but he Is de-
csving no one but himself. AS an
example and a warning he has his
uses in society. AS an individual he
10 apt to find that he is eating only
apples of Sodom The man who de-
liberately remains a bachelor IL al
ready punished enough Let him alone
In his misery until some nice girl
comes along and carries him off. And
we may remark that no man is bach.
eor of his own initiative-no matter
how much he may think so. He 10
simply a human derelict whom the
women have examined and passed by,
The bachelors are the disjecta mem.
bra of society whom no woman will
have That is awful and it is enough.
philadelphia Inquirer.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1909-07-29

Order To Hear Petition For Final Settlement.
IN PRO ANITowoC COUNTY COURT
In the matter of the estate of Johann
Ferdinand Rehbein, Deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of Albert
Hasten of the Estate of said deceased for the
adjustment and allowance OF his administration
account land the assignment of the residue
of said Estate to such other persons rs are by
law entitled to the same):
1t Is ordered, that said account be examined,
adiusted and allowed at a special term Of said
Court to be held at the Office of the County
Judge in the city of Manitowoc, in said county
on Tuesday, the 3lst day of August, A. D.. 1863
1t is further ordered, that upon the adjust
ment and allowance of such account by this
Court as aforesaid the residue of said estate be
by the further order and judgment of this
Court, assigned to such persons as are by law
entitled to the same.
1t is further ordered that notice Of the time
and place of examination and allowance of such
account, and of the assignment of the residue
of said estate be given to all persons interested
by publication of this order for three success
i've weeks, before said day, in the Manitowoc
Pilot, a weekly newspaper printed and publish
ed at the city of Manitowoc and state OF Wis
consn.
Dated, July 9TH, 1909
By the Court,
JOHN CHLOUPEK, County Judge
Pub. July - Aug. g. IL