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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
WO1lnen'S
Millinery
Must Come
Off
I'm Church

- that most sensible Of removing their hats
Already we're way behind the times because don't do it
TI New York the best n false hair
W and other artificial aids TO beauty And especially during
IT, the last there have been perfect urore for
k false pu and ufs and all of "base endng the
BMIAW every best society" Perhaps the the big hats
UA&2A@ to up connectionsl
At any notice that the ladies with the most eabor-
atey dressed hair usually appear the mos magnificent millinery
and are shye about removing il.
Now would the my congregation
o Oh pastor has unquesonaby the right procedure
he wishes But you know it's much do
nythng-they do it. but there are-eeng So-we Pve simply
0mggested.
And found real response But
vaye, extremely and do expect quick
Then there real difficulties, will admit 1t not pleasant to
hold large hat in ones lap during sevand of course the floor
is out OF the question.
cloak where the ladies could leave their hats they
when they the heater With mirrors and dressing table, the
hair difficulty might be adjusted.
Why not of ministers for crusade the hat
Nearly all of opposed hawearng church
should organize and make mighty.
There is third solution Of the pobn-bu / frankly admit
wasn't clever enough think of it, suggested She
said that mner should SMALL pretty
and becoming hat for church excusye-and universally
should be fixed and absolute the opera hat for Variety
trimming might be allowed but neither style should change
the effect Of fatness and smaness
church should wear it.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20

Lewis Single Binder cigar-riehest, most
| satisfying sInoke on the market. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria. III.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20

It IL a point of wisdom to be at
peace with men and at war with
Weak. G. Chapman.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
SKIN TROUBLES CURED.

Two Little Girls Had Eczema Very
9adIy--ln One Case child's Hair
Came Out and Left Bare Patches.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
The Main Thlno,

Poeticus-what age do you think
most charming in a woman2
Cashit-A rich heritage.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
~ lIaFine Dc Aeaeay

For Red. Weak, Weary. watery Eyes.
Compounded BY Experienced Physicians.
Conforms TO the Pure Food and Drugs
law. Muriae Doesn't Smart. 90othos Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20

Mras Wlnslow'a BoethinR syrap.
asansdoa. silAIs pala. saTsS vlld solia es botsia
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
NEW Llru AND STRENGTHS
Obtained Through Proper Action Of
the Kidneys.

Mrs. Josiah Straw. 52s n. Broadway,
Canton. So. OAK. aaya: Il snifered
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20

Go 70 sleep without upper. but rise
without debt.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
ANOTHER TERROR.

Frightened Pup-Goe! always
heard that women were going into
everything: but | never knew there
were lady dog catchers;
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20

Ely time and baseball are very prop
erly eontemporaneous
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
proVerh.

Latin Provera.
The asp borrows poison from tbs
viper.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20
Mz1MpN
Mld
I2za1zz>

When thousands of say that they have been
cured of their ailments by certain remedy does this not
prove the merit of that remedyf
Thousands of have written the story OF their
suffering and have told how they freed from it by
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for thirty
years these reports have been published all America
Without great merit this medicine could never have
gained the largest sale of any remedy for womans ills
could have become known and priced in nearly every
country in the world.
Can any let prejudice stand between her and that
which will restore her healthl II you believe those who
have tried it you know this medicine does
Read this letter from grateful woman, then make up
your mind give Mrs. Pinkham's medicine chance to
you.
Brooklyn, Y.-"T a firm believer I'm Lydia +. Pink
Vegetable Compound
well had bearingdown palms. baekache, headache
Pinkhams Compound
The astonishing and used IL
since. It is boon to expectans
mothers often said that should like have its merits
thrown the sky with scarch-lght that would
joins used for kidney
trouble and entirely cured."-Mrs E A. Bishop, 1915
Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y.
For 80 years Lydia Pinkhams Vegetable SES>@SSSA
Compound has been the standard remedy /NY&#ANM
female Ills. No sick woman does justice 20 fV EHM
who will this famous medicine. N N W8 IT
Made exclusively from roots and herbs and iii III
has thousands of cures to its credit w
PinIham invites all sick Inb
write advice. She has MNfsSE%S1M
of charge. zHSSHGl
Address Mrs. Pnkham, Lynn, Mass
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1909-05-20

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CAsTORiA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that Il
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03

A Georgia paper tells about the
meanest man in that State as fol-
lows: "a farmer living a short
distance from town, in moment
of weakness, the other day blew
in Is cents at a millinery store
for a hat for his wife. On re-
turning home he was so overcome
with remorse that he went out to
the barn and did the hangman
act from one of the crossbeams.
The hired man happened along
just before the curtain dropped
on the scene and promptly cut
the old miser down. He revived
and apparently repented of his
rashness. At the end of the
month, however, while express
ing his appreciation of his en-
ploye's act, he qualified it by re-
GREETING the latter's extrava-
gance in not untieing the rope in
stead Of cutting it, and locked
the poor fellow the price thereof.
The hired man believes that he
cheated hell out of the meanest
man on this side of the asbestos
gates.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Beckhams in Florida.

Gov. J. C. w. Beckham is
taking his first vacation in ten
years. He left yesterday with
Mrs. Beckham for Osprey, Flori-
da, to spend a month in the land
of oranges and flowers. Immedi-
ately after his two terms as chief
executive of Kentucky, Cover
nor Beckham buckled down to
the practice Of law and has been
closely engaged ever since, and
has, all his friends will be glad
to know succeeded admirably both
in winning cases and securing
good fees. He has ,eminently
won his right to a holiday and
here's hoping that he and his
lovely wife will enjoy it even as
a honeymoon. Frankfort Jour
nal.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Obituary.

On Monday February Is, 1909,
at seven o'clock a. M, the death
angels came and claimed Mr..
Jamss w. Bird for his own, and
took his spirit to a land from
whence no traveller ever returns.
He was a victim of pneumonia
fever having been confined to his
bed only twenty five days. All
that loving hands and medical
skill could do was done but the
Lord saw fit to call him to the
mansion prepared for his child
rem.
The deceased was born Feb.
%, 1912, making him 81 years, II
months and Z days old. He was
first married to Zura E. ,Cockrill,
Feb. the 5, 1862, to this union
ten children were born. his wife
and three children preceded him
to the grave several years ago,
seven are yet living, one resides
in Iowa, one in Texas, and five at
Glasgow Junction Ky. In 1907,
he was married to Sarah G. CALI
son, of this county.
He was perfectly reconciled to
God and died strong in the faith
and love Of him who came into
the world to save that which was
lost. We know Of no one who
bore Affections and sickness more
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Ella.

Mr.. Blem Barnett and son, of
Absher, visited Mr.. Robert Pike
Saturday.
Newman Tarter, is at home
from a short visit to Russell
county.
Mrs. Lou Tarter who has been
sick for some time is able to be
out again.
Mrs. Mary Gooden is on the
sick list.
Uncle Billie Bottoms who has
been sick for some time is able
to be out again.
Mr.. Junius Holt is on the sick
list.
c. G. Bottom of Russell county
visited his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
L. P. Bottoms Sunday.
/ Mrs. Ella Pike who has been
very sick with fever, is improy-
ing.
Mr.. James Smiley who has
been sick with pneumonia is inn
proving.
Wheat is looking fine in this
part of the section.
Misses Emma Ayeas and Belle
Corbin, were shopping at Eunice
Saturday.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Woman as Governor.

When George E. Chamberlain,
who is the present Governor of
Oregon, goes to Washington to
be sworn in as United States
Senator, this week, the acting
Governor Of Oregon will be a
woman. Gov. Chamberlain is a
Democrat, and was easily elect
ed Governor, although Oregon is
a Republican State. He was
nominated for United States Sen
ator in a primary last summer,
although his State went largely
Republican in November. It is
said that Gov. Chamberlain does
not intend to relinquish his office
until he takes the oath of Sena-
tor, and there will consequently
be a period during which he will
still be Governor after he leaves
the State. In the Governors
absence it has been the practice
for the Governors Secretary to
attend to official business, such as
issuing official documents and
signing the Governors name.
W. H. Gatens, the present Sec
rotary, is understood to be slat-
ed for a Judgeship and will be
succeeded as Secretary by Mrs.
c. B. Shelton, who has been for
several years the Governors
Stenographer. In accordance
with precedent, Mrs. Shelton
will be Acting Governor.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03

patiently and submissively than
he, the end came to him most
peacefully.
The funeral services were held
at the home of the deceased
Monday afternoon by Revs. T.
j. Campbell and Marion Antle,
after which they left with the
remains for Glasgow Junction,
where the interment was.
Peaceful be thy silent slumber,
Peaceful in thy grave so low
Thou no more will join our numbers,
Thou no more our sorrows know.
Yet again we hope to meet thee
When the days of life are fled,
And in heaven with joy to greet thee,
Where to farewell tearsare shed.
Tis hard to break the tender cord,
Where love has bound the heart
Tis hard so hard to speak the words,
We must forever part.
Dearest loved one we mnst lay thee
In thy peaceful graves embrace,
But thy memory will be cherished
Till We see thy heavenly face.
A Niece
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Like a Nam.

That man Exchange" says
some mighty good things, occa-
sionally, land here is one of them.
"a newspaper is like a man-be-
cause generally it reflects some
man-and it should be judged:
largely and on the whole. No
man lives a perfect life; no editor
prints a perfect paper. If an
editer is honest, he is bound to
offend some one every day of his
life; if he dosen't offend some
one the editor is manpy-pamby
and 1abby. The same thing is
true of the average man. A
newspaper is bound to make mis-
takes; in getting news it must
necessarily take hearsay. But
if, in the long run and in the
main, week after week and year
after year. a paper stands for
decency, for honest thinking and
clean living, if it speaks fair for
those who are trying to do good,
and condemns sneaks and cheats
and low persons that is a good
paper.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03

path is bright, for wholesome
smile brings sunshine, while a
frown shuts out the light. Sing
and the worlds harmonious,
grumble, and things go wrong,
and all the time you are out of
rhyme with the busy, busting
throng. Kick, and there's trou-
BILE brewing, whistle, and life is
gay, and the worlds in tune like
day in June, and the clouds al
melt away.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Obituary.

Another beautiful flower trans
planted in the garden of God.
Emery Traylor Bybee, was
born Sept. Is, 1908, died Feb. Ii,
1909, age five months. He was
taken with pneumonia fever and
only lived about two weeks.
Little Emery was only with us
long enough to bind our love to
him until taken to a better
world. He cannot come back to
us but we can go to him. 1t was
so hard to give him up, but we
must all be submissive to the
Masters will. We can almost
hear that sweet little voice as it
beacons papa and mamma to
come and live with him. When
the last moment came he looked
up at us with those beautiful
bright eyes, and with a smile his
little spirit fled into eternity.
Funeral services were conduct
ed by Rev. G. B. Breeding, and
the little body was laid to rest in
the family burying ground.
We miss those beautiful bright
eyes and the smiling little face,
but we know if we live as he
commands us we will see hin
again.
Dear little Emery while hot tears wa.
falling,
Was taken away to the dark silen
tomb,
But that sweet baby voice from the
shadow is calling,
o come to the cross while for the,
there is room.
His Loving Aunt,
Brittle Traylor.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03

The Kentucky Court of APP
peals handed down a decision re-
leasing insurance companies
from liability for barns and to-
bacco burned by night riders.
The case was a suit by the I'M
perial Tobacco Company against
an insurance company for ware
houses and tobacco burned in
Caldwell county. The decision
means that insurance companies
will not be liable for property
burned by night riders.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
1t Saved His Lea.
gates

"All thought I'd lose my leg, writes
j. A Swenson, WATERFOWL, Wis. Ten
years of eczema, that Is doctors could
not cure. had at last laid me up. Then
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured it sound
and WE'LL" Infallible for Skin Erup-
tons, Eczema, Salt Rheum, Boils,
Fever Sores, Burns, Scalds, Cuts and
Piles 25c at PAUL Drug Co.
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
Try this.

i. Smile, and the world smiles
with you knock" and you go
alone; for the cheerful grin will
let you in where the kicker is
never known. Growl, and the
way looks dreary, laugh. and the
The Adair County news., 1909-03-03
short Stops.

Now who will be the first boy
to 90 in swimming this spring?
When a caricature fatters a
man, he must be real homely
Heroes are not born. They are
found at the crucial moment.
The fellow who has the least
excuse for calling, always comes
on your busy day.
Whoever heard the spirits of
the departed saying, Here's
howdy, old man.?
From now on until spring it
will be nip and tuck with winter
and that old overcoat.
There is no way to find OUT if
a girl is going to scream if you
kiss her, unless you do it.
Friendship is the wine of life,
and no man can get enough of it
to become inebriated.
When a man gets rich honestly,
there is no reason for him going
abroad to spend it.
A nurse who understands her
business will promise to marry
any man just to get him we'll.
The Missouri mule is listening
: attentively to that rumble from
the west about war with Japan.
1t is surprising what a bottle
of olive oil will do for the man
who thinks he has appendicitis.
At the meeting of the Pilgrim
Fathers on Plymouth Rock, who
represented the Standard Oil
Company?
| hate to think what the ice
trust will do to us if we don t
get some more cold weather be-
fore seed time.
Nine times out of ten it is the
man you call stingy who helps
you when you have squardered
your wages and need food.
He had been married 40
years." says an editor, writing
the obituary of a deceased citizen,
and was prepared to diep"
When a man is hurt in train
wreck, he is always curious,
when the doctor tells him he will
recover, to know how much he
will recover.
Somestimes a married man
wonders why his wife needs any
help at all. The average girl
won't do the washing, is usually
too frail to do the cleaning and,
as a rule, can't cook!
One of the nice things about
carrying a fountain pen in your
pocket is the fact that you car
always come within one of guss
ing whether it is, or is not, leak
ing down your shirt front.
The Western Newspaper Unior
Is to have a new el9ht-StOry
building. At first they intended
to make it but seven stories. The
way they happened to add bu
that's another story.
On the train coming into towl
this morning | met a man wh'
told me another man told hin
that his boy new a boy who's,
father told him their neares
neighbor had related to the milk
man that he had seen the frs
robin this spring. 'Rah fol
spring.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
Flew l-f5st A r saes Esisnss

slaats eo aos freeze to death ia wia sss, h''t perish fyota lhlrst The proe RES E simf-e. fa4 cold causes the withdrawal of ta9 seater from the cell. sK t1e asant. forming ice crystals oi.t. s'os oG tbe selia The frost, cooling and contracting tlia surface. acts as s sxfS Of pump, and IS soon as the cell M etnptied of ies fife giving fluid the plant diea. Inc truth of this theor, saa been proved by numerous careful experiments. Great variation wss soand 'h tae amount os cold necessary 70 cause the death of vegetation. Some plants Gry ae2& quickly and are killed sstose the freezing point ls reached Maay plants wjIs survive zero wea ther and some d5s only at 20 degrees be. @w. Certain vegetable g.owths never HeeZe, lshefe are for1ns of bacteria nat even when immersed sn l!quld air, fhe intensest cold available, come out X the'r bitter bath as chippcr and live. R as eTes.~Chicago Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
saving | sh rs~
NAnn,.

1sf"s pretty tale of .,,us.,,, ssehotny fr9:E IF English nsnsr Hs ss ssa been breagor up tn :nc Ian If s' axnry ase exlravs ..aara end '@, asa' "' N s@a aa s1nss came a15 ee aaa to so ,IaWy q the et's md lgoa ear-er,Iv sft.g s4 .1." @ts ;
 t.iags ts was hla pretty and tend4t l..i .sae .+ss1e wife ao beipe1 hin and cnso,za sssa '4ss t11l aF ezample ln small savirss gne teHe@ hg ne4er would fa9e '1 as oal'ie4 sf sski0g bus "rt aSEhs pass the csuo. yoa kraV ,Yeaz a@a 1 sAe fellows a, the windows 1as sa sFeziHs. however he Fef,rnea ra Mans te dinner Ger5erss an1,1racina aAs Mics 1aHsper- he uurcsure<, ". s aeae II, darling. All tbe way .or three, a~eleeF' Lore and gratitude were lr seS s's eyes Gs she said My brave l.ov, s1M yo'' n.iad F eery pauch?" With sf. s.ss ssSsH'aafa aaeeftncss hs made answer
 sso' dear Got hoz seat: real good old @2Fss soe 1tl9eE- Told ma lots of storie. aao WEE quite elaaGty. Capital chan, <s@Fe hlra big eig9c and half croygg. Ssf hfmse.f Y haa gat down"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
Huskin to an Adnlirer.

Ruskln, t ls known, had his ovs ways of publishing his works, with iii. result that they were sometimes hars to get and expensive. According to the Great Central Railway Journal, ha once sent this letter to stranger wh1 wrote to hirn complaining of the prieg of his books:
 Woodstock Road, Oxford, 4th Nov. sa
 My Dear Sir-I have ordered my pub fisher to send you in gift book or nsine s"Nunera Pulverisl you have not reaed Be content with that at present. and Ca tyls Have not you Shakespeare, cheal And the Bible nowadays for nothing what good do they do you? Faithful ,,n,ra J. RUSKIN
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
SAVED FROM OPERATION

The first three years married was the most wretched part of my life I suffered everything with female troubles, had such bearing down pains could hard walk the room, and in awful misery tried several medicines without relief and the doctor said I would have to have operation, but my hus band said no, and so I began to take Cardui. After the first three bottles felt like another person. slept better didn't have to be operated and now we have fine baby girl.
 MRS. MABEL RAT, Ei1nore, Kas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
VYonc,etE.i euiiders.

X personal Inspection Of t!le pErs mlds made bg HI t,Helisll quarry owA CT led him to the conclusion that ths old Egypt!ans were better busldae= than those O the present day ILt found blocks of stone in the pyramid weighing three or four times as mnah as the ohelisbs on the banks Of. T. Nile. He sa" stone the estimate weight Of which was 800 tons. Mal& of the stones were found to be thlrt feet in length and fitted SO closely k gether that tho blaole of penknif. could be run over the surface "ithae discovering the break between the9n There Is no machinery, he claims. V perfect that 1t will nuke two surface thirty feet In length which will laee together i'll unison as the stones ln [. pyramids meet.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
n Curious Superstition.

Among the superstitions of the Sen es Indians was this most beautifr ono. Whel. young maiden died the smnr,soned young bird until 1t frs neeap to try its powers of song. ah then. loading it with caresses and me ages. they k,osed its bonds over he grave lu the belief that 1t would nc so,d it's wings dor close it's eyes until had flown to the spirit land and dell. .red It's precious burden of affection ,he loved and lost one.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
FEMALE CATARRH

I suffered for nine (9) years with female eatarrh, which caused many asagreeable symptoms. At last decided to abandon other medicines and try Wine of Cardui, and have been improving since. Now am almost ax strong ana ask for no one to help me with my housewosk.
 CORDIE ABERNATHY, Gafney, s. C.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
s,.s.x of Laughter In England.

am perfectly certain that half oo m. are due to tne fact that we do nc .ugh enough. 4 good, sincere snl1 {. something rare in these times .s,auchlns face" Is scarce. and It ..,dom indeed that one hears goo ,@ro,ne laugh London World
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
NEARLY C2AMrPED TO DEATH

For nine years suffered with severe female 1ls- orders irregular my back and side would almost kill me and every month l nearly cramped to death, tried everything without relief and lost all hope till one day tool Carolu which toned me up Sc ] ae fuy honsework with al and enjoy good health.
 SARAH J. HOSKTNS, Cary, Ky.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
PAINS !: AIMS, III III {, sS,Igls n T

Before I began to take Cardui, weak aaj nervous could hardly be up and could hardly bear the noise of my children. had such pain in my side, it hurt me every breath. ] also had hacking cough, could eat well, fell eff great deal and lay awake a nights else had scary dreams. Inside of week, after taking caran the pain had left my side and in three weeks l felt like another person. Now l feel right well,
 MRS DORA STAuFEER Wilx Va
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
1t will help you.
C0IrI,n NOT SLEEP

You know how sick ] Yas when first wrote you fcr advice and you told to take Gard0i had bad ta,nt, ;np spells could not eat. was weak aud thn and had such awful pains all over. vas So nervous could not TO t sleep At night till about four o'clock in the morning After taking II iotles of Wine of Gardal am now well and strong; eat anything, sleep aa might can do all my homework and feel better sh ln years.
 NRS r. q. PETERSON Hershey, Neh
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
DIZZY, DULL HEADACHE

a1n 60 years old, and had female trouble gsanls low down back dizzy, dull headache, papitation of the heart, and weak could only sit up little while at time had of best physicians, but saw going down rapidly, decided to try Cardui Before had finished tllc first bottle felt much im proved and that have taken 10 hotles ! ny. able to flo my work.
 MRS E. BEATY. I.nsk Tex.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1909-01-14
so IRREGULAR

was so irregular and suffered from other female troubles but took three bottles of Cartui and 1t has done me more good than any medicine took my life. Now perfectly regular and the way to health again.
 MRS MARY FIREMAN Paint Lick Ky
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MORNING SICKNESS

cannot say enough in praise of Cardni, It 's blessing to suffering women During pregnancy, l vomited nearly all ate and my limbs were swollen 50 I could not walk A week after taking Cardui, the swelling was nearly .2 gone and though l have had 12 children, the baby that came after taking cardn' vaa the easiest birth and the fattest baby ever had
 MRS. ALICE GOTTEN, Wheeling, ". Va.