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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-10
ctevens is working for Mr..

stevens is working for Mr..
Brubs.
Rbv Healey's sister left for ner
homie in Cal. last Tuesday.
James Blower has the CONTRACT 10
supply the wood for the Center schooi'
Miss Mary Oliver went to Seattie
Thursday, where she will contlnue
her studies, at the Lincoln Hien
school.
Mrs Richey's music class at klcn-
ardson is not so large a. formerly. d
number of her pupils being absent
visiting the Fair.
Mrs Norman Hodg-on ana cnii-
dren are in Seattle visiting the FAR.
Howard Graham is chief COOK ana
hottie washer during her absence.
The Center school opened this week
with Mr.. Ryder as teacher of the hieh
room and Miss Scribner, OF MUD
Raw az assistant. Mr.. Ryder comes
from Dakota we'll recommended Win
q second grade certificate and will be
the fnture weilder of the birch at the
Center school, provided he is success
full in passing the teachers examlna-
tIUDS.
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ORCAS

The Orcas dock is having repairs
made.
Mr.. Hogan has returned from a trip
to Seattle.
Mr.. Bywater. an apple buyer. is at
Orcas this week.
Roy Curry went over TO Deer Har-
Dor on business Monday.
Mrs. M. g. Curry entertained in
formally Friday afternoon.
j. G. Curry went over to Friday
Harhor on business Tuesday.
@. F. McLennon went over to Fri
day Harbor on business Monday.
Mrs. Jack Devers expects number
of guests from the east Saturday.
Capt. and Mrs. Backman are in
Seattle this week attending the Fair.
Mrs. Matheslus and son VIM. re
turned Wednesday from trip to the
Fair.
Mr.. Mathesius and son Henry were
in Seattle last week attending the
Fair.
Mrs. Backman has gone to Seattle
to visit friends aud to attend the
Fair.
John Sanders, Jr. land Leola Sand
ers have returned from a trip to Bell
ingham.
Mrs. Hammond, Frank Hammond
and guests have returned to their Sc.
attic home.
Mrs. L. L. Harris. of Friday Har.
Dor. spent Tuesday and Wednesday at
her Orcas home.
| Mrs. Curry returned Sunday from
a trip to the Fair and Tacoma as thu
guest of her mother.
i W. E. Sutherland went to Friday
Harbor in his fine new launch MAZDA
line Tuesday afternoon.
i VIM. Dobson, Mrs. VIM. N. Powerl
and Miss DoEson went to Seattle Sun
day and returned Thursday.
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LOPEZ

Miss Blazer went to Bellingham on
Tuesday.
Jimmy Biggs went to the Harbor
on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Davidson went to Sc
attic on Saturday.
Mr.. Randall made trip to Ana
cortes on Tuesday.
Earl Butler, of Bellingham. visit
ed on Lopez the past week.
School opened in district No. 10
on Tuesday morning. Mrs. Ryder is
teacher.
The w. Q. T. U. will meet with
Mrs. Ender on Wednesday afternoon,
Sept. 16.
The Ladies' Guild will meet with
Mrs. Hunter Thursday afternoon,
Sept. II.
Mr.. Smith, of Whatcom County.
State lecturer for the Grange. was on
Lopez the first of the week and on
Tuesday evening organized a grange
OF % members to be known as the
Lopez Grange 1t is to be hoped this
is step in the right direction.
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Best Treatment for a Burn

If for no other reason, Cham ber-
lain's Salve should be kept in every
household on account of it's great val
ue in the treatment of burns. 1t al
lays the pain almost instantly, and
unless the injury is severe one, heals
the parts without leaving a scar. This
salve is also unequaled for chapped
hands, sore nipples and diseases of
the skin. Price % cents. For sale
by Friday Han Dor Drug Company.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-10

ell. Miss Helen Howell. Miss Jessie
Reed. Miss Katbie Krider. VIM. Park
er. Wiley Perry. VIM. Reed and East
man Howell.
Jessie Reed entertained number
Of friends at dinner Thursday. and
the evening was spent pleasantly In
playing Irix and Gammut. VIM.
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MITCHELL BAY

B. B. Briggs went to Bellingham
on Sunday.
Miss Agnes Smith is visiting her
brother at Custer.
Miss Jessie Kirk went to Seattle On
Thursdays Rosalie.
Mr.. e. A. Bobsford has gone to Sc
attic to spend the winter.
Messrs Kirk accompanied Capt.
Carlton to Anacortes on Monday on
the launch Rescue.
Mrs. w. A. Jones and daughter re-
turned home Sunday. after weeks
visit at the Jones' home.
Mrs f. Krumdiack and three sons
and W. A. Jones came over in the
launch Just from Dolphin Sunday.
and spent the day at the Jores home.
Mrs. Loyal B. Larson, accompan
led by Miss Mcnamara, an expert
trimmer from St. Paul, will be at
Port Stanley all day Friday and Sat-
urday, September 10 and IL. with a
full line of new fall millinery.
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Wanted-a strong Japanese for Or
cas- island who is accustomed to farm
and orchard work and horses and must
speak English. Apply to W. T.
Bsrf. East Sound, WASH, stating
wages required.
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Good for BiliOusneSs

81 took two of Chamberlaln's
Stomach and Liver Tablets last night,
and I feel fifty per cent. better than
[ have for weeks. says j. j. Fire
stone. of AIlegan. Mich. "They are
certainly fine article for bilious
ness. - For sale by Friday Harbor
Drug Company. Samples tree.
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Parker being the star player Msss
games. Those present were CARING Cor
Mary and Alma Howell. MISE reck.
Peterson. Mr.. and Mrs. VIM rbos
VIM. Parker, Wiley Peril ell:s.r Mrs
Jones. VIM. Reed, Katie Mr. Jessis1
Mary Reed. Marguerite anu
Reed.
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Miss 1ettie Todd, accompanied by
an expert trimmer. will be at West
Sound September 23rd. and Oath.
with all the new styles of millinery.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-10

Miss Lettie Todd will be at Lopez
on September 18th. and 18th. with q
fine line of fall and winter millinery
at prices that are right
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1909-09-10

Miss Lettie Todd, accompanied by
an expert trimmer. will be at East
Sound September 21st. and 22nd.
with a full line of millinery.
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RICHARDSON

Mrs. Arthur Davis is on the sick |
list.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
WAITER LEAVES BIG
sum To HIS WIDOW
Fortune Left by Man Who
Worked in New York Res
taurant for 80 Years.

New York, Nov. 16.-Thirty years OF
service in Delmonico's estaurant
where he became a waiter in 1872,
netted the late James Thielman a for
tune of $500. 900.
This became known yesterday when
Mrs. ELAN j. Thielman, of No. 3O3 West
Ninety-third st. his widow was granted
letters testamentary upon his estate.
She must give a bond of 81, 900, 900.
The tips which wealthy partons OF
the restaurant gave Thielnan are said
to have produced a large part of his
wealth. Acting on the advice of his
broker friends. he "a wise invest
ments in stocks. purchasing securities
outright.
Charles GARNER. manager at Del
monico's, said yesterday that Theilman
was also a successful Spectator in real
estate. During all his years of service
in the famous dining establishment he
made 10 display OF his wealth and
lived simply.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
TO WATCH
AT GHOSTLY SEANCE

New York. Nov. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
was made this afternoon of the names
of some of the scientists who will par
ticipate in the seances Of Nine. Eusa-
pia Palladtno, the noted s~piritualistic
medium, known throughout Europe as
THE Despair of Science" who has just
reached New York. There will be Is
members of a committee, including
Professor William James, DR.. Jastrow,
professor Of abnormal psychology at
Wisconsin university; DR.. G. Stanley
Hall, Of Clark university; Professor
Hugo Munsterberg, of Harvard univer-
sity: DR.. Morton Prince and DR.. Chas.
A. Dana, of this city.
No efforts are to be spared to test
the g~enuineness Of Nine. Palladino's
manifestations. In addition to the
committee of scientists a number Of
stage magicians, including Keller, who
has retired from public performances,
will take part to make certain that
there is no employment of sleight of
hand methods by the medium. AS not
more than seven people can be admit
ted at one time 1t will be necessary for
the 10 scientists to split into three par
ties and compare notes afterward.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
WILD SUFFRAGET
HITS CHURCHILL

Bristol, England, Nov. 16.-A wild
eyed suffraget armed with a horsewhip
attacked Winston Spencer Churchill
here this afternoon, and it was only
after a struggle that she was restrain
ed. Churchill and his wife had just ar
rived by train and We're leaving the
railroad station when the I'M sud-
denly dashed out from the GROVE and
commenced to belabor the cabinet
member with a rawhide.
Churchill promptly seized HE assail-
ant and succeeded in wrenching the
whip from her hands after a sharp
struggle, during which the two barely
escaped falling from the platform to
the tracks below. The trophy is now
in the possession Of Mrs. Churchill.
The militant suffraget was arrested
and imprisoned. She refused to give
her name.
At the police station, Churchills as
sailiant was identified as Theresa Cur
nett. She was smartly gowned. The
officers who made h arrest said tina
the suffraget broke through the police
line on the station platform and bring
Ing down the lash Of a dog whip upon
the minister's head, shouted:
Take that, o brute!"
C~hurchill's hat broke the force Of
the blow, but the lash curled about
his face and left a red mark. As the
police seized the woman she pointed
scornfully at the minister's dented hat
and while her face flushed with excite
ment. cried:
That's what you've gotten, and you
will get more of the same from British
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
CAR on MONORAn
CARRIES 40 PEOPLE
Huge Conveyance Runs Freely
About Curves Of All Sorts
at % Miles an Hour.

London, Nov. 1.-THE new monorail
railway, which works on the principle
of a gyroscCpe n which was first
shown here in model form Is months
ago before the Royal society by its in
ventor, Louis Brennan, G. b., received
its first public demonstration on q full
scale yesterday in the war office
grounds nea Chatham.
The guests witnessed q spectacle as
marvellous and as revolutionary from
the standpoint OF transportation as
that which aeroplanes nave furnished
in the last two years. They saw a car
40 feet long, 10 feet wide and Is feet
high, weighing 20 tons, mounted on a
single rail, running freely about curves
OF all sorts and carrying 40 passengers
with safety as complete as and vibra-
ton far less than the ordinary passen-
ger car.
The vehicle runs in a circle ar eighth
of a mile In circumference at a speed
of Is miles an hour, with so horse pow
er, without the slightest tendency to
leave the rail. Two horoscopes weigh
ing three-quarters Of a ton each auto
matically supply perfect stability. The
rail closely resembles an ordinary one,
except that the top Is curved and the
rims of the wheel correspond to this
curve. The gyroscope makes 5000 rev
olutions a minute in yacuo. The mo-
tive power is entirely self-contained
in a petrol engine which is used to
drive the dynamo.
Mr.. Brennan explained today hat he
finds the efficiency of the new princi-
pie in a full sized car far greater pro-
portionately than in the model. He is
convinced that the monorail soon will
revolutionize railroad transportation.
With a vehicle double and triple the
size of the present n a speed of $50
miles an hour can be attained with
greater safety than 60 miles an hour
under present transportation condi-
tipnS
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
ACCUSED
NEGRO TO SAFETY

Cairo, Ill, Nov. 16.-The evacuation
of Cairo by the Fourth regiment of the
Illinois National guard began today.
R%rigadier General Wells ordered that
all but three companies would be re-
lieved of active duty at once.
Cairo. ILL.,, Nov. 16.-orders fol. tho
rehabilitation OF the fourth regiment
of the Illinois national guard, which
has occupied Cairo since early yester-
day, We're confidently expected by the
morning. The absence last night Of
any sign of a disposition to renew mob
rule n the safe arrival at Kankakee
OF Arthur Alexander, who was escorted
from here late yesterday by two COM
panies of militia, led both the local and
no chance. of further disturbances in
this city.
Alexander, who is suspected of SOM
pl1city In h murder Of Annie Policy,
is the only individual in whom mem
bers of the mob now have any interest.
Davis and General Wells was to land
h negro at some point so far removed
from Cairo that no attempt would be
made to take him from the properly
constituted peace authorities, and it is
the general opinion here that this OBJ
Ject was fully accomplished by the
journey to Kankakee.
Whether a special grand jury is
to be summoned to consider possible
charges against members of the mob
may also be determined today.
States Attorney Wilson announced his
intention Of getting In communication
with Judge w. N. Butler. Of the circuit
court, to confer with him concerning
the ~advisability of calling an extra
tnquisitorial body. It is likely, how
ever, that The matter will be left for
the next regular grand jury, which is
to meet early in December.
Under present conditions of public
opinion it is conceded by the local
peace authorities that the chances Of
obtaining indictments against members
of Thursday nights mob are remote.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
M WHO WEAR RATS
NOT THE REAL CHIEFS

New York. Nov. 16.-Lady Cook, for
merly Tennessee Claflin, and now a
noted suffraget, has sailed for England
on the White Star steamship Adriatic.
She will return in December.
ut Is wrong to regard me simply as
a suffraget," said Lady Cook before
sailing. II believe in votes for women,
but this is incidental to the general
elevation of m The strength of
the ballot will not be in the hands of
these women who wear rats In their
hair and who consider only how pretty
they can make their faces. Really in
tclligent women will WELD control.
o the other hand, there are many
things that can be done to elevate
women. I am as much interested In
these as I am in the suffrage"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
HUSBAND FAINTS FROM
JOY WHEN WIFE COMES
BACK FROM HER VISIT

Baltimore, Md, Nov. Enlightenment
following the meeting with his wife
after being parted for six Syeeks, caused
Frederick Dupont 90 years old, IA trav-
cling salesman. to faint in the cor
ridor of the postofice about 10 O'Clock
this morning. He vas removed to the
Mercy hospital and there revived.
Dupont says he is a sign painter by
profession, but has been employed as
q travelling salesman recently. He
came to Baltimore this morning from
Norfolk, Va. The meeting between the
man and his wife, according to the
patrolman, Ia been arranged for they
had not met for six weeks.
They had evidently had some words,
for Dupont kissed the woman goodby.
so he told the officer, and then tainted,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
MAE WOOD i'll, so
ACTION GOES over
Omaha Woman Held on Perjury
Charge in Platt Sensation
Gets Short Stay.

New York, Nov. 16.-The case CT Mae
Wood, who has been under Indictment
since June. 1903. for perjury and for
gerry in connection with her sensational
suit for divorce against former United
States Senator Thomas c. Plat, was
brought up suddenly today III the court
of general sessions.
The defendant did not appear and the
prosecution k h a her bond Of
IS, 900 be forfeited.
Counsel explained that Miss Wood
was i'll on a ranch In Colorado and had
not been informed that the case was
on today's calendar.
District Attorney Jerome appeared
and announced that it was by a mistake
that h case was called today, and adj
journment was taken until Monday.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
ROBBERS TOLD JUST
HOW TO Open SAFE
Postmaster Didn't Want It
Blown, So He Tells Them
How to Get Into It.

Hartford, Nov. 16.-When burglars
entered the postoffice at New Hartford
early this morning they We're confronted
with a placard. hanging on the safe
door reading: Turn the knob and
don't try to blow up this safe" They
obeyed instructions and made a haul
of So and an unsigned and valueless
draft of $500.
When they tried to get more at the
general store they aroused inhabitants.
who swarmed out with shotguns and
drove the burglars down the railroad
tracks. one of them being wounded.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
GREAT DISTILLERY
BURNS TO GROUND

Cincinnati. Ohio, Nov. 16-The i'm
mense plant of the Union Distilling
company, known as the Edgemont
Springs distillery, at Carthage, a sub
urb of this city, was almost completely
DESTROYED by fire early today. The
loss is estimated at between $3.50, 900
and $500, 900, fully insured.
The entire active plant of the dis
tillery with the exception of the bond
ed warehouse ard the engine house
were destroyed. There We're numerous
explosions during the progress of the
fire, AND in one of these William Theo
bald, a volunteer fireman, was seriously
injured.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18


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"An Sou A1s sAps9
Stop 6took Watering.
There will also be = recommendations
OF 8 tribunal that win pass 81 hovv
many bonds I'M how many shares 81
stock every Interstate ratlroad may
issue, to prevent the watering Of stock,
AT one time the president said: This
~ important, becaNoe you Wake1a
stock you only do 1t to deceive people.
and get them to pay more than thu
stock IL worth"
Further, Mr.. TAFT said, Il II wrong
because 1t builds q false foundation
on which to recko what reasonable
freight rates are.
To further expedite the work Of maxi
ing railroads obey the law. the presi-
dent will recommend q reorganization
Of the bureau OF corporations, the IA
terstate Commerce commission and thu
department OF Justice. that the threo
may work progressively and not 10
stumbling over one another, a. they
are under the present system. But the
president will make 1t clear that ne IL
not attacking corporations that work
legitimately. His own expression On
that subject Is:
we could not get along without COR
porations. They are q necessary In
strument in the business OF tho coun-
try. But as we give them privtlegee.
80 they must recognize the RESPONSE
biRty with which they exercise power.
and we must nave the means ct COM
pelling them to recognize tina respon-
sibtlity and to keep them within tho
law"
Perfect Sherman Law.
The president win recommend N
amendment to the anti-trlst law fha1
he thinks will make * efrecfiva Tha
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
BIKE CONTESTANTS TIED.

Buffalo, N. T., Nov. 16.-In the "a
hour bicycle race at the end of II
hours riding, 1925 a. M. h contest
ants were all tied for first place, with
247.7 miles. The record for IL hours
lis 267.2 miles, done by Elkes and Nc.
Farland in 1900.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
TRAMP PAYS $50 FOR SUPPER.

KeWanee, III. Nov. 16.-Fffty dollars
in bills was in q letter received by Mrs.
Frank H. Davis from a tramp to whom
she gave supper 10 years CO.. The let
ter is signed simply The Tramp" but
tells that the writer now is in comfort
able circumstances at Cripple Creek.
Colo, and that Mrs. Davis will hear
from him again.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
Bits of News for
Busy Readers
Alexander in Jail.

wA5HrNGToN.-secretary OF the
Navy Meyer settled tho controversy
as to whether a line officer or a med
ical officer shall be placed in com
mand of the hospital ship Solace by
designating Surgeon George Pickrell.
Of the medical corps to command the
vessel.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
POPE RECEIVES MRS. BOWEN

Rome, NOV. l5.-POpe Plus today re-
ceived In private audience Mrs. Bowen
sister Of Archbishop Ryan, Of Phiia-
delphia. The pope expressed his pleas
ure at receiving Mrs. Bowen and in.
quired about the archbishop, in whom
he showed great interest. The none
sent Archbishop Ryan his apostoiic
blessing. To Mrs. Bowen the pontiff
presented his photograph bearing his
signature.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
WEALTHY SCION IN Toua

Chicago. Nov. 15.-Frank williams.
who says he is the son OF a wealthy
banker In P~ittsburg. Kan. is under ar
rest mere charged with obtaining prop
erty by means Of a confidence game.
According to the police Williams con.
1essed his guilt
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
POSTMASTER At WASHINGTON.

Washington. Nov. l6.-Dr. Charles p.
Erandfeld, first assistant postmaster
general. was today appointed city
postmaster at Washington. D. c.. to
succeed the late Benjamin r. Barnes.
DIR. GrandtieId has been in the postal
:n,yjre ahnnt Us years.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
DISTRICT EPWoRTH LEAGUE
MEETS At CENTERvlLLE

centeryiHe. 8. D., Nov. 16.-The dis
trict Epworth League convention holds
a two-days' rally here beginning to-
day. Rev. w. S.. Shepherd. Of Vermil-
lion, will preach two ermon on Sun
day. The Beresford and Wakonda
leagues are represented by a number
OF delegates.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
is BROKEN.

FL Paso. Tex. Nov. ia drought
OF several months duration has been
broken by snow n rain. The heaviest
rain in two years fell in western Texas.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18

MAN AGED rs HANGS HIMSELF,
Pana, III. Nov. Ice. H. Fribley,
aged H years, committed suicide by
hanging himself In a corn shed. He
wa well to do.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1909-11-18
HER UNH|NGED JAW
LOCKS UP A JOKE
Mrs. Caroline Dressler Dislo-
Gates It While Telling Good
One to Her Friends.

New York. Nov. 15.-1t's a good
thing for the public that Mrs. Caroline
Dressler wasn't able to repeat this
story to the policeman. For II she had
done SO the policeman would have had
to write it out and it would have to be
set down here, n then man. readers
might nave found themselves in tho
same plight she was in.
A friend Of Mrs. Dressler's told her
the story. 1t was such a funny story
that Mrs. Dressler began to laugh.
Finally she laughed so hard that sho
dislocated her jaw.
The person who had told the story to
Mrs. DRESSER ran out into the street
and hunted up Patrolman Hauser and
told him about h dislocated jaw.
Hauser called DR.. Touart, Of the Har-
lem hospital, and the doctor put the
dislocated jaw into place.
Then Hauser, as a matter OF form,
asked Mrs. Dressler the usual uues-
tions in order to make his report, and
followed 1t up by asking her, naturally
enough, what the Joke was. Mrs.
Dressler started to tell 1t, but h
hadn't got 10 words out before she be-
gan to laugh again, and click went her
jaw once more, worse thaip ever.