davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
OUTLAWS LOSE GAME
AT LAST OF MATCH
Last Half of Ninth Inning Santa Mon.
ica Juniors Make the Runs Which
Win Exciting Contest

SANTA MONICA, Feb. 19.-The San
ia Monica Juniors took the Outlaws
into camp again today by a score of
s to Z.
The contest developed into a tie un-
til the last part of the last inning,
when Mcdonald came to bat after two
outs were already chalked against the
team and one man on second base. The
youngster took a chance sWipe at the
sphere and landed for a two-bagger,
bringing in the much-desired run and
making a fitting climax to an exciting
situation.
The lineup was as follows:
Outlaws-Fanning catcher; Bray,
pitcher; Steel, first base; Whitney, sec
ond base; Parton, shortstop; Burgoyne,
third base; Brown, left field; Earle,
center field; Baxter, right. field.
Santa Monica Juniors-Gilroy, catch
er; McTier, pitcher; Mcdonald, first
base; Webb, second base; Kent, short
stop; Doane, third base; Jacobson, left
field; Jackson, center field; Jones. right
field.
The Juniors have accepted the chal-
lenge of the st. Vincents Juniors for a
game at the home grounds February 20.
The lineup on that occasion will be
much the same as today and a close
contest is in prospect.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
PAYS $4,000 FOR LOCATION;
WILL ERECT $4,000 HOUSE

PASADENA, Feb. 13.-William E.
Hindry, owner of large mining interests
in Mexico, has purchased between three
and four acres of land at the end of
Prospect park tract, and will build a
residence on the property. 1t was
bought from the Prospect Park Realty
company, the price paid being $15O,OOO,
The outlook from the site is hardly
to be excelled, as it commands a view
of the Arroyo SecO, the La Canada
bench and the mountains from Las
Casitas to Old Baldy.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hindry and their
daughter have been residents of Pasa-
dena for some months past, coming
here from Ell Ora, Mexico, where Mr..
Hindry was general manager and part
owner of the Esperanza mining com
pany.
The residence to be built will be of
reinforced concrete and will cost in
the neighborhood of $4,000
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
LONG BEACH
No. Pine Street.
Phone Home 260
BOARD OF EDUCATION TO
ERECT NEW SCHOOL HOUSE
New Bids for Site at Long Beach
Ordered to Be AdVer-
tised

LONG BEACH, Feb. 13.-A school
site is to be purchased by the board Of
education. 1t must not be less than
100x15O feet in size and must be near
Fifteenth street and Elm avenue. The
president and clerk of the board were
instructed this morning to advertise
for bids, which will be opened a month
from today.
Bonds for the site were voted at the
same time as the bonds for the Bur-
nett school building. On the new
grounds a smaller building than the
Burnett structure will be erected for
the use Of the lower grades.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
CANNON CONSENTS TO GIVE
STATEHOOD BILL A CHANCE

WASHINGTON, Feb. 13.-Speaker
Cannon has agreed to recognize Repre-
sentative Hamilton of Michigan on
Monday for the purpose of bringing up
the bill admitting New Mexico and
Arizona to the Union as separate
states.
Governor Curry and a party of
prominent citizens of New Mexico are
here to boost the bill and urge it's
passage. 1t is not believed the bill
can pass the senate at this session.
The delegation from New Mexico
conferred today with Mr.. Beveridge,
chairman Of the senate committee on
territories, and urged the passage of a
bill at this session. Mr.. Beveridge eX-
plained to the delegation that at this
late day it would be impossible to pass
any bill in the senate.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
The Want Ad "PIays Its Part" in Human
Affairs

Affairs
Look out Of your window and watch the peo-
pie who are passing.
That man with the anxious face Is out OF
works. looking for it; looking for work by
walking around, somewhat aimlessly-as he
might have had to do before there was such
thing as want advertising in the world.
The woman in hurry is on her way to
answer want ad in person-the other wo-
man is going shopping and to have a servant
wanted ad printed in tomorrow's paper.
That young fellow answered a want ad yes
terday and now has his letter appointing ar
interview.
The other young man, hurrying along, is
going to take a look at a furnished room ad-
vertised in todays paper
There are people passing who have proper
ties to sell rent, and people meeting and
passing them who want to buy or rent just
such properties. The woman who wants
servant and the servant who wants a place
walk along few PAGES apart-an Of them
perhaps, intending to publish want ads
In one hour-if your window looks upon
busy street-there will have passed in review
before you people with every sort of want
and other people able and willing to satisfy
every one of these wants
With little imagination you can picture
the work the want ads should do for thest
people-and will do, for some of them, within
a few days.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
SANTA ANA
SANTA ANA RREvITIEs
Onics 315 N. Sycamore.
Home Phone SIS.

SANTA ANA, Feb. 13.-The Santa
Ana river is higher tonight than at
any time for the last six years and is
still rising. The flood has broken over
the banks at Seventeenth street and
has made its way south over the New
hope road to the lower level, where it
joins the water that is pouring over
hundreds of acres of farming land to
the east and west of the river bed.
Sal Fakuda, Japanese contractor,
whose team fell into an abandoned
cesspool today at the rear of the Grand
opera house, probably would have been
at the loss of one horse and perhaps
two had not number of his country
men happened along in time to rescue
the animals from what would have
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
SANTA MONICA PLAYS
A TIE WITH HARVARD
Ball Game Called in Tenth Inning by
Umpire Because of Darkness When
Score Stood to

SANTA MONICA, Feb. 1S.-The
baseball game between Harvard Mill
tary school and Santa Monica high
school team this afternoon was called
in the first part of the tenth inning
with the score. standing 8 to 8.
Harvard was at bat and had a man
on third base, who started for home
on a passed ball, but was scared off
and returned to his base. Fitzwilliam
got it into his head that it was a
blocked ball and ordered the runner
home, counting a run for Harvard.
Coach Morgan and several others de-
INJURED and the rules were dug up and
the umpire acknowledged his error.
By this time it had become so dark
that further baseball was impossible
and the game was called.
The lineup was as follows:
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
SITE FOR P0ST0FFICE TO
BE Determined SHORTLY
Telegram Received from Washington
Saying Decision vii Be Reached
in Few Days

PASADENA, Feb. 1S.-Postmaster j.
w. Wood is in receipt of a telegram
decision will be reached by the treas
ury department within a few days re-
garding the site for the new postoffice
to be built in this city during the
coming year.
It is believed it is the site at the
corner Of Worcester avenue and East
Colorado street, which has been IA
vored by many of the business men of
the city, will be selected, but the tele-
gram is silent on this point.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
Bill FavorahIx Renorted

WASHINGTON, Feb. 13.-A bill to
establish United States court Of ap-
peals for patents was favorably re-
mittee today by Representative Tyr
rell of Massachusetts,. The measure
has been urged by the American Bar
association, boards of trade and man
ufacturing associations for ten years.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
PatroIman Hurt hX Fall

J. j. Maroney, a patrolman employed by
the Merchants Fire Dispatch, tripped and
fell over a pile of lumber in a vacant lot at
Fifth and San Pedro streets last night. He
struck against the edge of a board, cutting
a long cash in his chin. The wound was
sutured and dressed at the receiving hos
nita1
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
Lecture at Mammoth Hall

Edward Adams Cantrell will give at
Mammoth hall, SIT Souch Broadway,
at p. m. this afternoon, the second of
his series of lectures on World Con-
ceptions, Ancient and Modern
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
VENICE
Home 4o1s. Sunset 1891
shakespearean Play at Venice

OIIcTN~SfS~N4N Ne4II
VENICE, Feb. 13.-Joseph de Grasse,
an actor who is well known to the
theater patrons of Los Angeles and vi
cinity, will appear in the role of Shy
lock in "The Merchant of Venice" at
the Venice Auditorium Monday night.
Miss Ida May Park is the leading wo-
man, appearing as Portia.
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
Common Sense

Leads the intelligent people to use only medi-
cineS of known composition. Therefore it is that
DIR. Pierces medicines, the makers of which print
every ingredient entering into them upon the bottle
wrappers and its correctness under OATH are
daily growing in favor. No SECRETS. No DECEPTION.
The composition of DR.. Pierce'S n1edi-
CineS Is open TO everybody, DR.. Pierce
being deSirOuS of having the search
Hghf of Investigation turned fully nnon
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14

confident composition of
medicines the great curative
alcohol
Examine to
will Discovery
recommended to consumption its advanced medicine
stomach torpid liver and bronchial troubles
which, neglected badly
Take Golden Medical Discovery" and
appoint only give thorough and fair trial Don't
supernatural things.
a of
which
of
Don't
ASK
made
Worlds
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
A MANS BEST FRIEND

Is dog (collie)
Two thoroughbred pedgreed puppies, five
months old, from a celebrated San Francisco
collie kennels for sale. Take your choice
at Bargain, and you will have good
dog there is in Southern California Tele-
mornings. 2-14-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1909-02-14
News From Neighborirg Cities
PASADENA

CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT
Home 1855 Sunset 2740
Correspondent, 145 S. Los Robles Ave.
Oay-Both Phones IS. Night-Home 265S.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
HELPS FOR the HOUSEHOLD
A seAsHoRE GAME
FOR CHILDREN.

1t is not always easy to amuse chill
dren at summer place where there Is
only the beach to serve as a play.
ground. therefore the game of sand.
piper" is one well adapted to both
the place and the little people. Let
them play It in their bathingsults.
The children. all except two. form n
flock of sandpipers. hopping up and
down the beach. while the remaining
two are the hunters who try to
catch the wary birds. They run after
them, singing:
"sandpiper, sandpiper, hopping on the
sand.
Come, let us catch you, and join oui
band.r
Then the hunters do their best &c
catch two of the sandpipers, who once
caught, become hunters In their turn
! The only way a sandpipcr can escape
being captured is to hop on one leg
and so long as he Is standing thus
he Is safe: but let him begin to run
and he is again prey for the swift
hunter Woman'g Home Companion
Tor August.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
A SENSIBLE BREAKFAST.

The staple, or what the French call
the piece de resistance" of break
fast should consist of some form Of
meat, fish, egg or milk, or its equiv.
/; 1t In starch or sugar. like bread,
{ st or cakes, says DR.. Woods Hut
, nson in Woman's Home Companion
tp! August. These may be supple.
mented by hot breads, gems or bis.
cults, with the proper modicum of fat
in the shape Of two or three pats of
butter. sugar and the alkaline salts In
the shape of some fruit or preserves
or syrup upon cakes. and an accessory
or appetizer in the form of tea, coffee
or cocoa. g
The so.called cereals and breakfast
foods ought not to be made the main
stay Of the breakfast. Az accessories
before or after, they are admissible
and useful. but they lack seriously In
steaming power, In proportion to theil
weight, bulk and power of satisfying
the appetite.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
HEALTHY PERSON NEEDS
A GOOD BREAKFAST

DR. Woods Hutchinson. iconoclast-
in.ordinary to the medical profession,
as usual upsets our previous ideas of
bodily health In an article In Woman's
Home Companion for August. Doctor
Hutchinson has a faculty for restoring
to us our self.respect, and assuring us
that, left alone. we are not such idiots.
after all. In this particular article,
for instance. he points out that the
idea of eating little in the summer.
time is fallacy. or breakfast, for
instance, he says:
at Is customary to make the first
meal of the day slightly the lightest
and distinctly the plainest and sim.
plest Of The three. II there be any
deficiency of the appetite. breakfast Is
| the meal at which this is most likely
| to show itself. But this lack of APP
petite is In nine cases out Of ten clear.
ly traceable to sleeping In an unventi-
| lated room or to late hours In foul air
| the night before or to insufficient eN.
ercise the preceding day, and is no
| indication that the body really re-
quires less food at this time. Perfect
ly healthy men who sleep with their
windows open and go to bed at u rea'
sonable hour will tell lou that they
enjoy their breakfast as well as any
other meal of the day. and many even
call II their best meal
Another popular delusion in regard
to the lightness and unimportance oI
the breakfast is that widespread sub
terfugo, the continental breakfast.
consisting of n cup of coffee and som,
fruit or a single roll. This Is very
pretty breakfast as far as II goes, bu
II doesn't go far: and the sole basis
for It's adoption on the continent 1,
that It Is only intended as a temporary
tide.over. until the real breakfast %
meat. eggs. fish. with beer or wine
which Is taken ut about ten or clever
O'Clock. like very early luncheon
; II you haven't got n good appetite fo
breakfast make It your business TO x
and get one. instead of allowing yOuI
= self to be blinded by this morbid stat,
, Of affairs and deciding that all 20,
really need Is a cup of coffee and
roll or an orange or a pun Of break
fast BRAN
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
DOCTOR HALE A BOY At EIGHTY.

An example OF Edward Everett
Hale's lightheartcdness Is told In
Woman's Home Companion for Au.
gust. One day when he was about
eighty years old he and boarded a
surface-car in New York. The car
was crowded. but lad promptly
arose and gave him his seat. THANK
you, my boy" said Hale with great
heartiness. I'll do as much for you
some day when you are eighty-if I'm
around then
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
CANVAS HATS.

Hats made of heavy white linen and
canvas are becoming quite popular
They are trimmed with ribbon and
soft black patent leather and some
have cretonne roses applied to the
brim and crown.
In Paris women are wearing hats OF
white canvas trimmed with huge bows
of coarse net embroidered in soutache
The bows are wired and stand up IN
smart and perky manner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

When the skin feels dry and
harsh and is beginning to look
wrinkled, change your soap or alb
stain from using II entirely Tor u
time. No'hing takes the oil tom
the skin more quickly than does n
soap that does not agree with It.
As what suits one woman will not
suit another. 1t Is well to expert
ment until a soothing soap is found.
An excellent substitute is almond
paste.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Before going to bed the corners OF
the eyes should be massaged to help
keep away crows feet. For this
the forefinger should be dipped into
cream and rubbed in rotary motion
about the eye corners. making the
upward stroke harder than, down
ward. a little prevention such as
this obviates a later cure.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
CONTRACTOR.
PLUMBING
ahu Railway
Time Table.
OUTWARD.

! Walauae. Waialua, Rahuku and
Statlons--'g:i5 a. IN, 1920 p. m.
i Pearl City. Eva Mil and Way
Dns---t7:30 u. m, '9;i5 u. m.
Is q. m. s2:i5 =. m. 1920 p. nj.
p. m, 1880 p. m. tll:o0 y. III
Wah!awa-'9:l5 u m. ant
.. m.
INWARD.
rive Honolulu from Kahuku,
lua and Watan0s $3.50 a. NJ.
p. m. ~.
rive in Honolulu from EVA MIL
Pearl City-t7:i6 n. M. 1886
'lU:3S n. m, 'l:40 y. m, '4:3l
'5:3l p. m. '7:30 y. m.
rive Honolulu from Wahiawa--
Il. m. AMI '5:3I y. Us
-
Daily.
f1 sunday.
unday Only
Is Haleiwa l.irlitCi. q two.houi
I (oniy iirst.ciass tickets hon
, leaves Honolulu every SUNDAY
90 a. M; returning. arrives IN
hlulu at 1910 y. IN. The Limited
& only at Pearl C!ty and Walanae
DENiSON y, C. SMiTH.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

The hair net is easily lost. After
taking it OFF, have large envelope
to put 1t into, without having to
roll It up much, You will then md
1t when wanted, and 1t will not be
curled from being wadded and stuck
into u hair receiver.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

An experienced lady hat trimmer.
Address X. Fukuroda, Hotel St.
43S3-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

To make a green mayonaise for a
vegetable salad, add scalded chopped
parsley to ordinary salad dressing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

For afternoon tea, toast seems to
be better liked than almost anything
else. 1t is thin and is cut in round
or diamond-shaped pieces.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Before putting on a pair of silk
gloves, cover the hands well with
talcum and you Will not tear the
gloves.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
w A N T S
@00 @@00 Q 0@DD
WANTED

Wanted-By u young lady, position
as stenographer and typewriter,
Address B1i, Blu letin Office.
434l-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
EDUCATIONAL.

German or French conversation
guaranteed in . weeks. Address
Prof. Mathew, 30 Young Bldg.
4393-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Emery powder and oil made into
n paste Is an excellent mixture Il
clean steel Rub on well and polish
after which rub with an oiled raj
and then polish up again with {
clean buster.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Suggestions for the Housewife
To preserve pineapple, allow only
three-quarters of pound of sugar
to each pound of pineapple.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

II you have no convenient rose
jar go into any Of the china shops
and get cheap cracker jar. They
are less expensive than the rose jars
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Choice collection OF stamps (about
10000. Address lS4l Bulle-
tin office. Il
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Clean wiping rags at the Bulletin Of
flee.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
FOR SALE - KAIMUKI DISTRICT.

Almost new house, 4 rooms, bath,
lot 50xl16.8 feet, improved, a pref.
ty home. fine view ocean and city,
near Sixth avenue. Price $1,000.
Another, and this one is just what
you are looking for. A real bar
gain; up.to-date style bungalow, s
large rooms; both wide verandas;
two lots, 50x232 feet; large front
lawn planted with hedges, plants,
many kinds of fruits. Honolulu
can't produce a better for the money
for home or investment. Price
SO, 200. Picture at Office.
PACIFIC COAST REAL ESTATE co.
F. P Munroe, Mgr.
848 Kaohumanu st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

A good secondhand Columbia chain
less bike; can be seen at the store
of Yoshilawa, King ST., near
Bishop. 4383-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
MUSIC.

} taught in 6 months, So month
|lossons). Special attention adult
Einners. Teacher Bulletin 'tllce.
4350-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Secondhand surry for sale. Apply
Waterhouse Trust Co. 43Sl-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Yawning, except in polite society,
should be INDUCED in rather than
repressed The reason why? A
good, free, unrestricted yawn coun-
teracts the effect of laughing. Just
stop and think how often n person
laughs and how seldom, compare
lively, yswns. The muscles are
stretched In one direction while
laughing, and by constant repetition
little lines are formed around the
corners Of the mouth. Yawning
stretches these some muscles In ex-
actly the opposite direction. and
therefore tends to undo the mischief
caused by our good humor.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Liver is delicious cooked as fol.
lows: Cut slashes into the liver ant
thread into them thin strips Of ha
con; season with salt, pepper ant
thyme and bake for an hour or so
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Sulphur is a valuable medicament,
says writer, but It may prove an
objection In the early stages OF scar
let fever, when the stomach is ir-
ritable. In mild cases of scarlet
fever where the throat symptoms
are not distressing, the patient may
drink freely of cold water. or, II
old enough, may be permitted TO
cool the mouth with chopped ice.
Where a child is too young to gar
gle, the use of spray Is advisable
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

To wash black silk brush and
wipe II thoroughly, lay ii on tn,
ironing board and sponge clean Will
weak coffee, strained through mus
lin. Let the silk partially dry ant
press.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.

japanese Employment Association,
Suuanu and Pauahi SITS. Call up
phone 697 IL you want cook,
good boy or servants.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Unfortunate persons whose skin
becomes irritated In warm weather
may use one of several soothing APP
plications to reduce Inflammation
One OF these, bicarbonate of soda.
made into a strong solution, will
allay itching. both from heat and
from nonpoisonous bites of insects.
a tablespoonful OF soda to half a
pint of water Is an excellent mix
ture, and It is well to have the APP
plications cold. The part affected
Is mopped frequently with the wash
letting II dry in.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-11-05
He Got the Molar Jerked!
SOUTH DUBOIS, Nov. /, 1909.

My Dear Uncle Fred:--I hear that you having
a good time in Jasper building that big hew house.
Having good time" is of my aims in life but
miss train connections account OF it. SO Tar
as the tally sheet shows trot this way but and
/ see no harm in gathering few roses now and them
/ was very much panied to learn that you had very
bad toothache few days ago, and they say that
''Moses" high ball pain killer was non-effective and
that the linmen that you got at the hen fruit factory
failed to answer the purpose. The Manhattan Juice
seemed to reach the spot you took six for good
measure and started to find tooh-carpenter but was
unable to pass Champaign Charles with his Balsm of
Life and having been successful in getting outside OF
five or six 'e restorers Charlie sent for the tooth
carpenter John S. who kindly came over with his ham,
mer saw and pnchers and the job was soon done. But
John is still wondering whether he tapped a whskey
barrel or not he says the old snag out and
he didn't blame it for hurting DR.. Henry Wear was
present and saw that the job was done in workman
like manner After few more life savers you re-
tired and being natu ally of independent frame OF
mind you did not care particular where your couch was
at Dr. Henry and Charlie found better one for you
and with the aid of soda and ginger ale you got to sup
per all right DR.. Henry is good doctor.
Now my dear uncle Fred when you set down next
time to worry about my frivoty, don't over look this
point: When do hit the high places always bounce
enough to land on solid ground right side up. Some
people know have to be gathered up on shovel Am
| right? Your dutiful nephew,
FRIEDRICH THE 3D.