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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
Will You Love and Cherish as
Long as You Live?

thing happened at Columbus. minister
a
Garrett being Joined widow Livingston when the
minister asked him cherish
lived silas said 81 minister refused
proceed with the ceremony.
it the truth in the marriage
why Is 1t thus arranged? Why should formula
be gotten lying the making of
strenuous promises that don't chances in being
carried
All the heightened marriages contracted for
society officiating
minister who takes his fee with smiling swallows the
famous promises to love and cherish ndorses the certificate
with his and costly
1t with formadehyde.
Honest slas really didn't know Neither does else
who mares know Marriage though predcaed
sort of love- is experiment the policy
NIT both parties to the marriage
as they please But let sa forward tell the truth the
whole truth and nothing truth,
The absence of fraud in him makes society suspicious isn't
thing tell the
The accepted custom is to promise anything and everything
let the devil which
ing number of
is pleasure that Sias finally
him. widow him, probably
believing that fellow who would tell the truth before the
would give 1t some show after the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
CYNTHIA GREYS
CORRESPONDENTS.

In the spring and autumn sea-
son the hair always falls, to some
extent, and we are possessed with
the fear that we are going to lose
every hair in our heads. Especial
care should be taken of the scalp
at these times, and the new hair
will come in as fast as the old
hair falls out.
mabel" "Lorinne" and "a. H.
s." all wish to know a remedy to
prevent this falling of the hair.
Any druggist can suggest a So
called "restorer," but the remedy
lies more in the care one gives
the scalp than anything else.
Shampoo thoroughly every 10 days
or two weeks. Rinse in cold
water. Dry in the sunshine and
air, If possible. Run the fingers
through the hair and pull gently
until the pulling is quite notice
able but not painful. Brush the
hair twice a day with a good stiff
bristled brush. Massage of the
scalp is essential to stimulate the
blood circulation in order that the
hair roots may be properly nour-
ished. 1t is the tight scalp that
most frequently causes falling
hair and dandruff. Place the fin
ger tips of both hands upon the
scalp and move it lightly back
ward and forward, and sometimes
with a rotary movement. Go out
of doors bareheaded all you can
Follow these rules religiously, and
you'll be surprised how readily
your hair responds to the treat
ment.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
Tacoma Leads Coast

Tacoma adopting the commission
OF Conditions
show that need the
cities show conclusively that they
Tacomas example Had hesitated
other would
Is starting her commission
waking California investigating.
And they all must look
Tacoma leads great better
In the style municipal government
have both
To the which have the will
difficult than the aggards, who hesitate
the light. So rapidly does this good thing spread.
The commission plan because it
ernng to the people the
concentrating fixing responsibility giving
the
That. a nutshell. $ plan
of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
DoilYSborfS1orY
s'TAPS.''
BY Stuart Il. Stone.

He had 81 nicknames and an
broke out and the eagle reared
his head and began to scream a
tardy, irregular, yet lusty. scream,
hs had been leading spirit in
the 47th ward gang, otherwise
known as the Dead Line Dukes.
His favorite retreats were those
places where gigantic picture of
an amber, foam-tufted mug is dis
played as the largest and coolest
for five cents in the city. ALI of
which is to show just de kind of
er guy De Kalamazoo Mug was"
as De Mug himself would have
said.
When an arrogant, but decad-
emit. people shouted "Caramba!"
and flouted their red-and-yellow
standard In the face of your I'm
Gle Samuel, De Kalamazoo Mug
read the black scareheads. Some
thing funny and strange welled in
De Mugs breast and he enlisted.
1t was motley regiment--half
"swells," college rah-rah ath-
Ietes, polo champions. African
game hunters. The other half
shaded downward, with possibly
none quite so fierce as De Mug.
But they needed a bugler, and in
his seraphic boyhood De Mug
had bugled. They signed him,
and he kept them awake hot,
drowsy afternoons blaring Coon,
coon, coon, wish my color would
fade"
When the regiment arrived In
the hot lands. one company was
sent inland, occupying an ex-
posed position off the main line
OF projected advance. Here De
Kalamazoo Mug amused himself
imbibing aguardiento, throwing
stones at hideous land-crabs, and
torturing the company with his
eternal Coon, coon, coon!" When
these palled, he would flirt with
the Cuban senoritas.
Thus 1t was that one dull, dead
afternoon De Mug encountered the
most dashing of Cuban beauties.
Hello. Garment" he hailed. "Sabe
little shiny eyes, Sabe?"
mo sabe," replied Carmen; but
her black eyes lured.
De Kalamazoo Mug followed.
coquetting, making sign language,
muttering bits of the thousand
Rnd-one tongues. At the end of
half an hour he took his first
kiss from Carmen in a dell of
palms. Then something clicked
behind him, and De Mug turned
TO find himself a prisoner of war
In the hands of Alphonso's finest.
By vehement Castilian gestures
they conveyed the idea that De
Mug was to lead them 10 the iso-
lated camp Of bis comrades. De
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Mug swore by all his 47th ward
gods that he would not, but half
inch of Mauser bayonet in his leg
persuaded him. Silently the band
proceeded, treble the strength of
the detached company. When De
Mug sulked there was ever the
Spanish bayonet. They drew near
the camp. The Spanish command
er began to deploy his force.
Then 1t was De Kalamazoo Mug
became more willing. Siding
away from the two who guarded
him, he had achieved some dis
lance before attracting observa-
tion. Then, placing his bugle to
his lips, he trumpeted as he ran:
Coon, coon, coon, I wish my
color would fade!"
Sizzling, Andalusian profanity
broke out, and the swiftest started
in pursuit. not daring to alarm the
camp by firing. De Mug blared
on:
Coon, coon, coon. I'd like diff
ferent shaded"
Then, as the camp reused, the
Spanish forces, in chagrin, poured
volley after volley after the fleeing
Mug. In the camp of his COM
rades they fused. "Why in blazes
don't that tough nut of a bugler
get a new tuner" But they turn
ed out Just the same. The advance
was Just in time to see De Mug
pitch forward in the midst OF his
famous line:
IT wish i was white man
As the Spaniards retired, keep
ing up a sullen cracking. HIS COM
rades got the footnote OF De Mugs
earthly history.
"Youse guys must forget about
the coon, coon ballad. tried &c
play some star-spangiy-rag stuff,
but"
And then De Mug lay very still.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Come on, comrades" growleo
old jacques, the leader of our SLED
team. It's no use staying arouno
the camp this summer, for oul
Indian masters feed themselves
and never think we need to be
fed even If we are not working
OF course when we pull their sled:
in winter they know they have tt
feed us. I'm going to go up along
the river, and maybe l will find
woodchuck or rabbit. I'll fish 6
little, too, and what's more, In
going to be gone long time.
The rest of us decided thai
jacques idea was better thar
starving in camp, so away we al
raced together. 1t was grand
sport. At night we scraped to-
gether leaves, and after arranging
them comfortably with our noses
and front feet, we would TURF
around two or three times and
then lie down to sleep. But we
always slept with one ear cooked
up and an eye open In case wolves
or foxes came near.
The fishing was great fun
Jacques was bigger than the rest
of us, so he could wade out fur
Their into the stream and thus gel
the most fish. We all went out
along the bank where it was shall.
low, and We could see the fish
very plainly. Soon as we caught
one n our mouths we would run
back to shore and eat him. One
day Jacques caught a whoppel
that tapped his tail so hard he
hit Jockues' eye and nearly put
it out.
When we got rabbits and had
more meat than we wanted to eat
We buried it where we could fine
1t when we were hungry. There
was a lazy dog who often watched
us, and sometimes he sneaked GU
and scratched it up when We were
not looking. But We soon laugh
him to quit that! We had a grea
vacation, and We hated to see i
get cold and snow, cause we knew
we had to go to work then.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

les of not, according to taste.
In addition to all this, 1t is so
simple and easily made that 1t
means very little labor to keep
the youngster we'll provided with
fresh pinafores. So, now that it's
the fashion again, let's hurry and
make a few for our small girls
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Ripe fruit is a medicine of ma
ture. Nothing could be more
wholesome for man, woman or
child, and although green fruit is.
of course, almost as fatal as
poison, yet ripe fruit is a health
restorative. Yet there are fruits
that many persons cannot eat.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at
least one dreaded disease that SCI
ence has been able to cure in all it's
stages. and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fra
Eternity. Catarrh being a constitu-
tional disease, requires a constitu-
tionaf treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is taken internally, acting d.
rectly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation of the dis
| ease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the consti-
tuition and assisting .pature in doing
Its work. The proprietors have 30
much faith in Its curative powers
that they offer One Hupdred Dollars
for any case that 1t fails TO 6urs.
iSend for list of testimonials.
Address r. J. CHENEY q CO.,
l Toledo. D.
Take Halls Family Fills for oon-
stfpation.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Who doesn't remember the
dainty, frilly little pinafore maid
of--yes-20 years ago? Never
since the quaint fashion died out
has the small girl been blessed
with another such becoming gar
ment. And aside from the becom-
ingness, 1t is most practical, for
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
t protects the frock.

III prOteCtS the ITOCK.
1t may be made from Bingham,
percale, butchers linen, sheer
lawns and muslins, or any other
cotton material. Its armholes are
wide, so that it can be slipped on
and off with the greatest ease. 1t
can have patch pockets and SASH
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Dear Miss Grey: I have a light
tan felt hat l wish to dye. Can
it be done? A SUBSCRIBER.
Aft it is good felt a profess
sional can dye it successfully. 1t
cannot be done at home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Keep the knees of the young
|sters warm. The clothing should
be arranged so that the knees will
be well protected. Don't have
them wear half hose just because
they are fashionable.
Encourage children to drink
water as soon as they rise In the
morning as well as on going to bed
at night. Water cleanses the
whole system and clears the blood.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

They've formed a woman's par
ty in New York, but what's the
use! 1t hasn't enough members
ito fill all the offices, let alone
Istuffing the ballot boxes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

An American count" and
COUNTESS" are under arrest in
Paris as swindlers. Probably they
easily passed as members of the
French nobility.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

A salad should be thoroughly
chilled, served on chilled plates
and with chilled dressing to be
really good.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Having done his, Joe Cannon
defies his enemies to do their
worst.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Pour strong solution of wash
ing soda down water pipes TO
clear them.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
W9E[EH'
SUCCESS
WlllsdERS

Miss Agnes Irwin, dean of Rad
cliffe college, resigned Sept. 1. and
with her withdrawal one of the
most prominent educators of the
day ceases to take active part in
school work. For Is years Dean
Irwin has dominated Radcliffe,
and has the satisfaction of know
ing that she has contributed large
4 yto the growth of the college In
high standards of scholarship, In
social life, in resources and in
strength.
Mrs.eF. B. Workman has return
ed to America to contest the title
of Miss Annie Peck who claims to
hold the worlds record for noun
tain climbing by women. Miss
Peck climbed Mount Huascaran in
the Andes, a climb of 22,18O feet,
Mrs. Workman assembled Nun-Kun
lin the Himalayas. $4,000 feet.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

EXTRA! Saw news photo
graph of the president the other
day without Capt. Archibald De
G. w. Butt in it..
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

date who used ter bill hfsself as
The Peoples Choice?
It is beginning to look like this
country can have Indian summer
without Indians.
If Chicago would get rid of the
gamblers, there would be no gam
blers' war and no bomb throw
ing. n
shem: You'd better get ready
for the flood, brother! II
Japlet: Did father say this
was the day for the beginning OF
the rain? 81
Shem: Not In so many words
but he went out minus his UNI
brella. 80.
Visitor: Can you read the pasti
Fortune Teller: Certainly That's
my business.
Then | wish you'd tell me Yhat
lit was my wife told me to get fOl
Iher!-Boston Globe.
Lieut.. Tibaldos wasn't cut out
for a rebel SO much as for Mara
lthon runner.
It is predicted that aftel
Thanksgiving day foot ball will
mot be fatai-until next fall.
Here" said the editor. ear,
a number of directions from out
siders as the best way to run {
newspaper. See that they are al
carried out"
And the office boy. gathering
them all into a large waste has
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Shirred silw faCings on broad
brimmed velvet hats for little
girls are quite fashionable. The
crowns are simply draped with
silk ribbon and a large bow is
tied at one side.
The new plaids make handsome
little suits, and they come in most
exquisite color blendings. In the
light brilliant colors they are
much used for small girls frocks
and top coats, which are trimmed
with velvet of contrasting color or
black.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06
GOSH NIgE-SAYS3

81 want ter know. What's be-
come o. tn oId-fashioned cander-
date who used ter bill hfsself as
The Peoples Choice?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

That polar controversy may
end in an Eskimo alibi.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Dear Miss Grey: Why do fin
ger nails split, and what can be
done to prevent 1t?
MRS. DALLAMORE.
A.-The nails lack nourish-
ment. Try rubbing vaseline of
cold cream we'll into the roots of
the nails every night.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

It is beginning to look like this
country can have Indian summer
without Indians.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Though 1t sounds paradoxical.
it is logical to believe that Taft,
having gone round the circle, has
sized it up from every angle.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

LADIES':

conIeu. FTumes dyed, cleaned
and remade. Work guaranteed.
MODEL MILLINERY PARLoRs
|b22 Provident Bldg, Pacific Ave.
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Comic and Hum or Section
ket, did so.-Green Bag.

ket, did so.-Green Bag.
The Lion and the Mouse
Got married one day,
So they say,
And went to housekeeping
In the usual way.
Then,
Oh, women and men,
Was it the Lion or the Mouse
Became the Servant in the House?
w. ]. hampton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Another good salad is this: Peel
and slice some large, firm toma-
toes. Let the slices be about half
an inch thick. Cut with sharp
knife and on each slice spread a
layer of thin, soft American dairy
cheese. Put a second slice of to-
mato over the cheese and a small
spoonful of mayonnaise over all
Serve on lettuce leaves.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

If Chicago would get rid of the
gamblers, there would be no gam
blers' war and no bomb throw
ing. ~ +,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

In honor of DR.. J. @. Zeller,
president of the University of Pu-
get Sound, and his wife, who have
just returned from their wedding
trip, Mr.. and Mrs. L. l.. Benbow
entertained at an elaborate dinner
last evening at their residence.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Rev. and Mrs. Oliver T. Mather
will entertain gathering Of
church and neighborhood friends
this evening In honor of their sill
yer anniversary.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

eLttuce salad is improved by
adding a hard-boiled egg chopped
fine to each plate of salad. Place
the chopped egg in mound in
the center of lettuce leaves. Put
an extra dash of, cayenne in the
French dressing and a little onion
Juice also.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

r. G. Walker will entertain the
Alexander Hamilton chapter, Sons
of the American Revolution, this
evening at his residence on North
d street. o. G. Ellis will read
"a paper ION the life of James
Madison and other interesting
Features are on the program. y
business and a social meeting Will
be held.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

The Illema club was entertain
ed yesterday afternoon at the
regular meeting at the home Of
Mrs. John l.. Mills. The topic
taken up was for study of act III
of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night"
Mrs. l.. S. Chaplin gave an inter-
esting paper on court fools.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

The Logan Social club will meet
Tuesday afternoon from to 5
O'Clock at the home of Mrs. C. A.
Buchanan, 1911 South Eighth.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

The Tacoma Saengerbund will
give a concert at Germania hall
Sunday evening and an excellent
program of solos and choruses will
be rendered. A special Feature
will be the appearance of Rudolf
Schaefer, a noted German come
dian,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1909-11-06

Members of the Wisconsin asso-
citation met last evening at Fra
ternity hall at a large banquet
given for the members and all
former residents of Wisconsin.
Thomas H. Teford, president of
the association, had charge of the
evening. A delightful program
was carried out.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-05-16
r "A CHKlD~EW x1gRE TT
KENNEDYSS LAXATIVE
COtJGt9 SYRUP

Stop in at FsarrIngton's drug store
# you want good smoke--it's the
brunswick Smoker
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PLAYED
SNAPPY CAME
EASILY DEFEATED THE CIGAR
MAKERS BEFORE A LARGE
CROWD YESTERDAY.

Landing on Walkers delivery for
number of safe HIS in the very first
inning, and playing a rafting good
game during the entire niue innings,
the Pilots yesterday defeated the
Santa Claras by score Of ! t. be-
fore the largest number OF fans who
have yet been )dt 10 see the Two
clubs play,
Tison again did the pitching for tho
Pilots, and he he'd them safe in every
inning except CBe-the seventh
when, with couple of hits and two
free passes. they scored lheir only
two runs. Walker however, did not
fair so WELL and his old teammates
increased their batting averages The
Pilots played an excellent game Every
man played well III d they supply rad
their opponents Outclassed.
The Cordele aggregation arrived in
the city last night for three game
series, the first ID be played iomor-
row afternoon The Pilots will present
strong lineup an a hard-fought con-
test is expected
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HUGO KELLY GOES
DOWN AND OUT

San Francisco. Mas 15.- Hugo
Kelly. the Chicago aspirant for md
die weight houors, lasted just one
minute before Billy Papke the "Illt-
nois Tmderbolt. this afternoon in
what was to have been a twenty
round bout
After sparrins u few minutes Kelly
landed on Papke's jaw, Paple follow
ing with two jabs to kelIy's head
which send the latter to the floor
Kelly rose at the count of nine. but
was unable to put up his guards and
al his mercy, Papke selected a spot
under liugo's jaw and sent the Chicago
boy down with a thud and out
The betting today was 10 TO 3, Pap
Ike the fayorte Kelly was consid.
cred 10 be the one man who could
give Papke good fight, If not de-
feat him, but this was dispeled this
afternoon and much disappointment
was manifest after the referee award
ed the fight to the "tnunderbolt.'
PapEe has defeated Ketchel and in
tUrn has been defeated by him, but
by his work today it is thought the
former has regaineG his old time form
and many expressed the opinion to-
night that if Ketchel instead Of Kelly
had been in the ring this afternoon
the result would not have been differ
ent.
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SOUTH ATLANTIC.
CITATION.

STATE or GBoRGIA-Glynn County.
L. Ludwig, having in proper form
applied to me for permanent letters
Of administration upon the estate Of
T. Joerger, deceased late of Glynn
county, Georgia; this is therefore to
cite all and singular the creditors and
next Of kin Of r. Joerger to be and
appear at my Office within the tina
allowed by law and show cause why
permanent administration should not
be granted TO l.. Ludwig on r. Jo,i-
gers estate.
This 14th day OF May. 1909
Horace Dart,
Ordinary, Glyna County. Georgia
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WORLDS lNTERSCHoLAsTIc
RECORD REDUCED TO Gas a.

Kingston R. l., May 15-The worlds
tnterscholastic two-mile record was
broken today by Joseph Ballard of
the Providence Technogoly Institute.
His time was 8 minutes Is As sec
onds
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INHERITED BY
A YOUNG ACTRESS

Chicago, May 15.--Clara Lippman,
an actress and playwright, wife OF
Louis Mann, the comedian, has be-
come heiress to $500. 900, which is her
share of a million dollar estate of her
father, Abraham Lippman, the dia-
mond broker. Lippman died Tuesday
at Atlantic City.
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PENN OVERWHELMS NAVY
IN COLLEGIATE EVENTS

Annapolis, Nd May l5.-The Uni
Yersity of Pennsylvania defeated the
Naval Academy's track team this aft
ernoon by a score of - II to 81 IL.