The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-07-18
The Letters of Japanese Schoo|boy !:
COACHING BY GAS POWER.
BY HAsHIMURA TOGO.
(Wallaee Irwin.)

(NalIaee lfWln.)
To editor who got sixty horse
sense. racing runabout brain what can
go at very speed rate, but must slow
up sometimes when Ladies & Children 8
wish take pleasure-driye & see scenery.
Hon. Mr.. -:
Ottomobiles is like babies. When you
got one in the house it are hard to talk
about something else. Naybors might
drop around for slight conversations
about Tariff and other scandals; but
you merely set around with absent
mind expression awaiting for chanst to
mention something. OF finally Hon.
Naybor find he must be polite or go,
so he ask to know, How are Dearie
behaving itself today9" Immediate
brite expression for your face. "Thank
you. Dearies are quite well, you
blow ont, "swith excepting Of slight
knocking in engine & bursted cylander
which will soon get fixed and it can
still pass every person on the road, but
can t do today because of punctuated
tires And if Hon. Naybor are q
true friend he viii observe that you
are beginning to enjoy his visit.
/ got a very motoring mind today
because just rode in one. You are
requested to imagine my surprise.
This a. m. while standing by curb
with toothpiek, American custom. sud
denly Hon. Death riding on wheels and
81 hoNfInR
round corner snoring loud wads Of
smoke and lowl I was collided from
behind by a blow which caused my
footprints to seek such attitudes that
I arrived down on my brain.
If you was ever overlook by Otto
mobile you will understand them simp-
toms / mention.
Silence follow for me & cease-to-
think. Soonly I arrive sensible again;
but | did not burst ope my eyes be.
cause / might be dead s. regret it.
sDo you enjoy great injurye' re-
quire a Voice at my ear in japanese.
ssWhere am / loeated?D are first
question for me, because it are correct
to say that when coming to.
stYou are safe in my automobile, y
say same Voice in calmly manner.
ssAre anybody safe in automobile q"
are next question z take,
!
Blushing silence from that Hon.
Voice peek slightly through my
eyes, & beholtl ] are in front seat
of hui red tour-car of angry appear
ance, & next by me set G. Washida
Nishi, japanese coachman for ottomo-
biles. am very much pride to be
there I forget my wounds for enjoy
ment. There I were looking quite nat
ural & setting in chumbly companion.
ship with a, actual Chatter to include
gogged speetacles and beast-skin over
coat of enormous plumagei This must
be too much pride fer poor Japanese
Schoplboy.
Thus are humbel persons. oft by axi-
dent. tossed in company of richness &
high quality.
With fierce expressions of Gen. Prince
Oyama this Hon. Nishi clasp pilotwheel
with elbow. press clieker with thumb
& kick 3 golden handles with foot
Rores from Hon. Machinery. Deer
breathing by Hon. Ottomobile, and OF
suddenlv-we are vending awayi
g Hon. Mr.. Sir, where are we intend
ing to go2'' I quizz with sorted emo
tions
Charters is not required to answer
fooly questions unless they feel so,
are snib from Hon. Nishi while otto,
mobile makes earelus carve around cor
ner.
By this time we are two miles away
& / do not care. Thick dust winds
Hon. Nishi keep firm eye forward 6
chew gum with goggles. We are now
in rural suburbs. I can tell this by
green streaks which go boiling past
Occasionally we break through villages
I suspect they are there by American
curses from indistinct Inhabitants.
Have we arrived to Chicago YETI
] ask for nervus teeth. g should like
to know when we do, because I got {
cousin there in the tobacco business.
x X
Harsh smiles from Nishi.
eve are still approximately in San
Francisco, he spark up cat sucl
slow rate we are going we should neve
reach nowhere
q Are we not progressing some7'