The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-04-23
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 Doth endure
 1hs Tt.s only difference we can view;
 A thread from the wsb of a oerta iu speeies ef spider is composed of iour Is n smaller threads and each of these it would take 1000 oOo of these ssara sn Lorm 2 thread the size of q human nalr. But a man who will knock hia nome baseball team Is even smaiIer In the smallest of these threads. The daughter of New York mil nonaire has just been refused by her posed sFs eicpsmsst eosasman s.S s9 whom she pro. coachman took day on to ponder deciding that he prefsrred q wsrnsia w around 1 sp inc IakS tsS,a sa ge wgsshiRs and help Isy. on; This was sensible fellow. after all. Money isn't everything iss this worid. much as the average pera ~-rffer~H rlf Chicago is said to be invested by been said about the Chicago female well. that's sonsthins new. .A s io0' They sit no more beside the rrate And bill and coo till the hour is late And coal this loving lad and lass. Now In the hammock do they sit And watch the lightning bugs that fit. It iossn't cost dad so much tin An Aiabama Ethiopian got his finger nails trimmed by 2 buzz saw the other oay--it was tooth and nall affair.
 Parson Snowfall says: You can am so bright you kin see yoo' face In M put Saats yss sas ps .s 1e f s sod ss S dsP sR people am dss like dat"
 Talk about the ntness of thinss--a .bounced'" the other day for '.rubber- ing"
 An Italian composer speaks of low ,sh,g ,sssing the, the musical 9U pitch: h AInerie. about as low as it can get.
 They are now speaking of ballad writing as balladry. and sonnet writ we might as we'll call millinery bon netFy, Undertaking coffinry, cHickinx raising pulietry, and call hammock g spoonery,s
 Bread and stockings are the cheap est things in Norway. The reason ia that no girl is allowed q beau until she can knead the. one and knit the other. ians.
 A new insect has attacked the peach crop near lone, Colorado. Wonder if it's the same insect that attacks the hlue-eyed hlnnd peach crop of Mont Eomery every summer. Some of these insects hs!l from Selma. some from Big Bad Birmingham
 4 scientific theory is that 1t is pos sihle under certain conditions to hear color. Indeed we can believe that. Every Sunday on Dexter avenue you can hear the colors of the new spring shirts ten blocks away, Q the posters posters on on the the fence fence How garish In the springttme
 Are their red and yellow tints. OtpicLInH 70 all mankind
 How for only fifty cents You can cure your liver
 Or grow haAr upon your head. Can be restored to perfect health
 No matter if you're dead. If you're too fat they've got the very
 Stun to make you thin. If thin they guarantee to make you
 Oh, it's to grin.
 Thsse posters on the fence they tell
 Us how to live and die But always you will notice 1t Is
 Buy, buy, buy.
 o the posters on the fence c the posters on the fence
 A minister complains that wemen's hats incite men to profanity. It isn't always the hats--mere often its the biils
 One good thing about a grass widow --she lent elwhya throwing up the virtues of her first husband in your face.
 The stage ts just in its infancy, says an Eastern authority. Lest you labor under a mIsappTehension, however, we would hasten to inform you that the chorus Is not.
 Bread used to be the stan of life, but now 1t Is climbing the stan evl. dently under the impression that 1t is the flag. P. H. A.
 Knocking Drift.
 Phil Armstrong expresses the hope place where people do not brag about their ancestors. Unlsss Phil mends his ways he will go to place where the inhapitants have nothing te hrag