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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

u seena 10 have taksn thirty years
~ discover that 0eneral IEaneoek
talked hoFss senas whan - aaclaFed
- tarig b q locai issue.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

~T-~&~+N-=@f
saS Essl..Ssh for good lots in TaylOr'u
ea7B-Eaeh for two fine lots in Lake
shore Additioni street graded. city
eace.--Eaeh for two lots In North Park
ea9g-For double corner on Occur a.
Alene street, IN 0Brien's Addition.
aaee--For splendid lots in o'Rrien,n IA
aitlon, only nine blocks from Post
IMPROVED PROPERTY.
ss9e-Fiye room house and lot, sOxi4O
keet' on Fourth street.
eoou--Nice lot and s-room BUNGALOW n
FOREST Heights; an ideal place for q
YOUNG couple.
et0oe-For 2 lots, one a corner, ana
room house In TayloF's Addition, This
- q snap and must be sold quick.
ef0oe-For room house. pantry ana
closets Z porehes, close In.
sioee-For room house on Occur a.
Aieae street In ohrien'a Addition.
el2go--Doublo corner and 6 room house
plaatered, In slmrn's Addition. Land
- leoAlto, This IL a bargain.
siHoo-FlVe lots and room bouas
Eood We'll Of water and gasoline
pump can irrigate.
el9oo---s room house ana corner lot In
o'hrfen's Addition.
s1eoo--T room piaatePed house ana one
lot. IN lakeahore Addition. ON grad
"a street; good buy.
eA@0e--pouble corner and room house.
modern. in TnylOF'a Addition. A nice
nome 81 . reasonable price.
s2tee--6 room house ana lot. only
eteeks from eenter; pantry and 2
closets, Wuodahean; and Including
household furniture. This IL good.
i3loo--oood lot on Fourth street. with
ku0d store buildinNi storage and barn
from rents.
'Aooo--f'ive acres OF hne Rardene lana
~ city limits room plaatePed hoiiao
pantry ana closets, halls, porehaa'
cellar, barn, outhutidlnRs poultry
plant Tor zoe chickens. $50 fruit trees /
grapeR, and all kinds OF berries, eity |
water This win make q fine home. 4
1eat Oveslsak O'nrlsaa Aaatssan far
Ftne Residence Lota.
AMERICAN TRUST COMPANY.
ats Shsrmaa street.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

womea who airt Win thalr has.
hands n order to kssp them sAoala
hesp % dolng aaptacks 10 = tara. Jaal
tAs aamA
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

PAY 10 cents week for the Even.
inE Press and set tOaAys news to-
day, II makes a special feature az
local asws ana yoa are sntsre..ss n
tAls feature.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

4 don't see how you can write 80
many
Alleged witticismsT interrupted
the pFeas humorist "Oh. I get an idea
occasionally. and every idea Is good
for several hundred jokes."-LouIsvill
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

81. me Press Publishing Co., the
Frint Shop BY the Lake, nrint. - -
particular people. TOT
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

Loose Leaf ledger or bin priu'Ins
. a speciality at the Press once. We
nave q complete stock OF paper ior
this work. II you use the loose lsai
system let u figure with Jon.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

We are prepared to furnish up-,O-
date calling eards: all styles ana
siaea. Let us show yOa sanpleS
Pres Pu6nsAlns Co.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24

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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1909-04-24
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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
HOpelessly Wrong.

"Heckling" is often an entertaining
although sometimes a tiresome Incl
dent of English meetings. The expert
enced public speaker is usually able to
turn the laugh on the interrupter, but
in the case reported by a writer in
Tit-Bits the man in the audience was
victorious to the last.
A political speaker vas attacking
the Government with more venom
than reason A man at the back OF
the hall at last cried out, You're
wrong. sir"
little nettled the orator con
tinued without needing. Presently, in
answer to another strong assertion
came again. You're wrong, sir!"
The speaker looked angry, but con
tinued on the war-path.
You're wrong, sir" again rang out
Angrily addressing the persistent in
terrupter the orator cried, Look here
| could tell this man something about
the Government which would make his
hair stand on end!"
You're wrong again. sir" came
from the critic, as he stood up and re-
moved his hat His head was as bald
as a billiard ball.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

the Ptturg club SENDS OUT MS
mails Hans Wagner that is ree ro
he doesn't put 'e
leaving the big
But when he
signed S35 nonth
declares that Hans wagner hau
anything but pitcher until 1S95 when ne
old Central ASSOCIATION '
Boweman on the team
call for pitcher ana Al heu
had nothing but straight o th
horthandeo
he in the field letting him eat ana steep
the he would get
enough ne
and o practice when and where he could
all right, but
picked batting and attracted
impression
he club nothing
s35 month"; his first regular
the follow
$4,000 He remained with the Coone
to made And there he'll
enough the figures that
Hans rtes
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
PASSING OF THE EVENING LAMP
This BIessing of Other Days Cor
tainly Had Some Drawbacks.

This BIessinG of Other Days Cor
tainly Had Some Drnwbacis.
Mrs. Holland was young person
with progressive Ideas, but her hus-
band was at times a great, although
affectonately endured, hindrance to
her wishes. Il wish you could hear
him talk about the old kerosene-lamps
they used to have when he was a
boy" she remarked to her sister-in-
law one day. Did you like them SO
much?'
Couldn't abide them, my dear"
was the prompt and gratifying reply,
"but men always like lamp. l can
remember the way ours used to smell
when it was on full blast, Of a win
ter evening, and how father would
wriggle in his shair and look over his
shoulder, then slap his paper down
and attack the lamp Isn't there any
oil in this thing he'd ask, or does
the wick need trimming? OF course
James has forgotten all that"
"Yes, indeed" and In spite of her
self a smile began to creep round the
corners Of Mrs. Hollands mouth. He
~~-'- 10 particularly remembers the
atmosphere of that old sitting-room,
...4y ana peaceful 1t always
was, and last night, when | handed
him a copy of the Happy Home Mag
azine, he turned away from the front
page, where there were two highly
tinted young people with heads close
together and shoulders overlapping,
| to gaze at an advertisement on the
last page.
"'See that he said to me. Father,
mother, grandmother and four chill
dren all gathered round that table,
reading something. That's good old
kerosene-lamp! Do you suppose they
go trapesing out nights-twitch a
button or two and go, leaving a pitch
dark house? No, ma am. That lamps
filled and trimmed for long home
| evening. You see there are still some
families whove held out and kept
their old lamps Suppose they were
sitting round under electric bulbs
would they look like that-or feel like
that? No, they wouldn't!"
Poor James," said the sister-in-
law, smiling.
But the thing l didn't dare tell
him." whispered Mrs Holland, as II
her James might be close at hand
was that the group round the table
was looking at an advertisement OF
the Light-All Electric Company! He
hadn't his reading glasses on, so he
didn't see the fine print. Poor
James!'-Youth's Companion.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
A COMMON SENSE" AIRSHIP.
New Machine Combines the Gas bag
and Aeroplane Principles.

New Machine Combines the Gas bag
and Aeroplane Principles.
There are in the world. 1t is estl-
mated. something like 1000 dNferent
types of flying machines, the great
majority of which will never ny.
About 90 per cent, of the machines are
the heavier-than-air variety. OF all
the gas-bag types the German
dirigible of Count Zeppelin has proved
the most successful, while the ma
chine Of the American Wright broth
ers leads the long list of aeroplanes;
at any rate, it's performances are more
familiar to the general public.
Working away quietly upon MS
plans for the last six years. avoiding
rather than seeking notoriety, Phil
adelphia inventor has been perfecting
a flying machine with original and,
what he and his friends firmly believe,
most promising features. In few
weeks he will have model ready for
trial.
The machine combines both the gas
bag and aeroplane principles. To the
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
WHALE STRANGLED SELF.

From Seattle Comes remarkable
story brought into port by the cable
repair ship Burnside. The Burnside
had been sent north along the coast OF
Alaska to repair the cable, because
during the last winter difficulty had
been experienced in sending and re-
ceiving messages.
The vessel picked up the cable con-
Meeting Valdez and Sitka few miles
off Cook inlet not far from Sitka. The
crew never had such time hauling
a cable on board as they did that day
on the Alaska coast. Finally the
cause of the great weight was found.
Some time during the winter a
whale, feeding on the bottom of the
ocean. with wide-epen mouth, colllded
with the wire rope.
Unable to shake the big wire from
the mass of whalebone in its jaws, the
big fish turned turtle" rolled over
once. turned round, rolled again and
dived.
In these few movements the hsh
proved himself his own hangman'
for the cable was twisted tighter
about the head of the whale than any
mortal could have twisted it with the
most powerful machinery.
The whale drowned and the carcass
was devoured on the bottom OF the
ocean by other fish. The crew or the
Burnside hauled up an immense load
Of whalebone, and found a great twist
in the government cable that had
been the cause of the unusual dlth'
GUILTY to and from either end Of the
rope.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Dogs Broken Heart.

A remarkable story of a dogs grief
at the death of another dog comes
from Woodham Mortimer, a village
near Chelmsford, Eng. A fox terrier
owned by John Rainsford died. and
was buried in the garden. The burial
was witnessed by fine collie, and
great difficulty was afterwards expert
enced in keeping 1t from the spot
After the death of the terrier the col,
lie refused food, and never barked
1t was obviously grief-stricken, and
soon after died on the grave of its
friend
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Now in the grove beside the stream
where Nature seems at rest
The Thousand-Legge Worms prepare
a greeting for the guest;
For peek a boo and open work the gay
mosquitoes train,
And thoughtfully the caterplilars piAH
for their campaign,
Longing to gladly mix it with the put
ter and at least
Give a fair imitation of the death
head at the feast;
The tired rivers yawning for the 700
who rocks the boat
While in a nearby meadow, where the
sun most cruelty shines,
The bull who'll break the part! up IL
practicing his lines;
The great elm tree is waving Its TO-
nage overhead
The one where they'll seek shelter
Just before they are "strucH
dead"
Thus Nature, who seems so quiet, II
toiling the whole day long
That the hilarious picnic party may
be sure to get in wrong.
-Roston Traveller.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
KILLED by Hnilstones.

A terrific hailstorm ravaged north
srn Roumania recently. The hailstones
In some places were as large as a
mans fist, and many peasants and
bnudreds of cattle were killed by
them. The hail in places lay three
feet deep. A torrent of rain water
two feet deep tore through the streets
of a village. Three children were
drowned. and the paying was dislodged
as though by an earthquake. The
deaths caused by lightning and hail
number about forty.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Law mind it seems to promise more
nearly absolute safety than any other,
while simplicity of construction joins
with facility of operation in making
II what the inventor has called 1t, a
common sense" flying machine. Be-
ing purely Philadelphia product, Its
success will bring additional laurels
to the city of Father Penn. R. M.
Robinson. a civil engineer, surveyor
and inventor, is the father of the
"common-sense" flying machine. -
philadelphia North American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

An evangelist was eXhorting his
bearers to flee from the wrath to come.
II warn you" he thundered, that
there will be weeping, and wailing,
and gnashing of teeth"
At this moment an old woman In
the gallery stood up. Sir" she shout
ed. II ave no teeth"
Madam" returned the evangelist,
severely, teeth will be provided.
Success Magazine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
CIergymen on Strike.

The Protestant clergyman at the
provincial prison at Liegnitz, in Ger
many has struck, the magistracy hav
ing refused to raise his salary from
500 to $3.50. Other Protestant cler.
gymen in the town fully approve oi
his action and side with him. The
Liegnitz Protestant churches conse
quently are closed for the present.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
shifted.

Say, I've got new one on Smith"
What is IT."
"Why, the other day" (etc,
etc, etc).
''Yes, that's new story-on Smith.
But the last time you told it, 1t was
an Peters. .'-Cleveland Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Don't YOU think you could make
some improvement in that orchestra!
They could hardly hear my song, last
night, for the drum said the SOU
brette.
well" replied the manager with
smile "I might add another drum. =
Yonkers Statesman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
! eadache

"My father has been sufferer from sick
headache for the last twenty-five years and
never found any relief until he began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache. They have entirely cured
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. I will give you the privilege
of using his name. "-E. M. Dickson,
I12o Resiner St., w. Indianapolis, Ind.
Pleasant Palattble, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
lOc 25c Soc. N, yer sold in bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped &C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. o
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Fine Mind.

Everybody says that Jones has the
finest mind, insight. and sagacity he
ever ran across. How did Jones get
such a reputation" ?"
Easy. Whenever you make q state
ment he says, BY Jove, that's so! why
didn't ever think of that before?' -
Cleveland Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Test of a Reform er.

"Father." said little Rollo, what IL
4 reformer?"
In numerous cases, my son, a re-
former is a man who considers hlm-
self peculiarly qualified to hold once
because of his professional ineXperl-
ence"-Wash shington Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Why the Boat Upset.

Helen-Of course he clasped you In
his arms when the boat upset?
Hazel--No just the opposite.
Helen-Just the opposite? What do
you mean?
Hazel-Why, the boat upset when
he clasped me in his arms.-Rochester
Democrat and Chronicle.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Deep SEATED COUGH
CURED IN S HOURS.
New Homemade Syrup.
(Cut This OUT
ICut IhlS Uut.I
From Boston Press.

Progress in medical compounds never ceases,
and now it is stated by a prominent medical man
thai any deep-seated cough or cold on the lungs
can be actually cured in five hours by the clock.
Opium and morphine have been resorted to IN the
past as relief measures. But now it Is learned
that the system must be treated to rid it of in
hammation and congestion A tonic laxative
cough syrup does the work so quickly and thor
oughly as to be almost magical. What heretofore
has taken weeks to cure can be accomplished in
hours Get this formu IA filled mix it at home
and always keep it on hand One-half ounce fluid
wild cherry bark, one ounce compound essence
cardol and three ounces syrup white pine com
mound Shake the bottle and take twenty drops
every half hour for four hours Then take one
h ,lf to one teaspoon ul three or four times day
until the system is purified and toned up Give
children less according to age. One hlling VIII
usually cure a whole family, as the dose is small
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Identification.

Mistress (at door)-Well, my dear,
what is it?
Little Girl-Please m, our kitty is
losted Did you see a kitty go past
here by the name of Nuddles?-Boston
Transcript.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
HypotheticaI Questions.

what will your mother say to you
when you get homer" said one boy.
She'll start in by asking me some
hypothetical questions answered pre-
cocious Willie.
What are they?"
Questions that she thinks she
knows the answers to before she starts
to talk Washington Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Case of CnseIfish Crusaders.

We (Irish) have got the name Of
being an adventurous people. You
will hear the Irish accent in every
continent. There is no speech or Ian
euaee where our voice is not heard.
We have helped to civilize every coun-
try except our own.-Dublln irish
Homestead
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
when Romance Flees,

When a woman can meet one OF hel
husbands former sweethearts and
treat her courteously or kindly. 1t Is
q sign that the former sweetheart has
either grown very stout or has faded
terribly.-Chicago Record-Herald.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
In All Reason.

Bingley-Going East, are you? How
far?
Dingley-Well, I want to go to Pitts
burg, but I've got only money enough
to take me as far as Wheeling.
Bingley-Well. that's as close as I'd
want to get
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

"What do they put under these COR
ner-stones?"
20. current coins, literature and the
like. We want posterity to know
about our peculiar customs,
Then why not include one OF the
current hats ?"-Kansas City journal
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Boiled potatoes should be served as
soon as they are cooked To make
them drier drain off the water quickly,
shake them in strong draft OF air
and do not put back the lid OF the
nnf
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Not Interested.

Have you heard the latest news?'
inquired Mrs. Blizzard.
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne. Its
very shocking, isn't it?'
You know the people,
NO. | haven't the slightest idea
as to the identity of the people Scan.
dals are like humorous anecdotes
about celebrities-th same old stories
with different names introduced."-
Washington Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Chtskeno1ogy.

The chickens that bloom in the sprinh
ira la,
Are supposed to be tender pickin''
But many a boarder has found, alas,
There is also the steel spring chick.
en-.
kansas City Times
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Trust Troubles.

OIL Trust-Isn't 1t shame they are
bounding us so? 1t makes me burr
with indignation.
Ice Trust-It certainly is frost for
me-
Sugar Trust-And talking about
sending me to Jail and l so useu to
refining uences!-Baltimor Amer.
lean
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Uncle Allen.

"A cannon cracker" said Uncle Al
len Sparks, after the celebration was
over, lis another of those things with
fire at one end and fool at the 9TH
er."-Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Hamlins Wizard Oil is over fifty
years old, and, like an old friend. 1t
can be depended upon just as surely as
the family doctor who may be miles
aWaV
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Poultry Note.

so you are raising chickens?
Yes" answered Mr.. Crosslots.
What do you find the greatest men
ace to the welfare of poultry"
Sunday company" - Washington
Etar
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Friendship's Tribute.

Mani haven't much of a singing
voice, YOU know, but | have it under ex-
cellent control.
Fan-Yes: that's what | like about
YOU. dear, You seldom let it escape you.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
BianUUrOyes.

"I always had high opinion OF MI.
Roosevelt" said Mrs. Lapsling, until ne
went to Africa to kill animals. | don't
like that one bit. even if he does call HIM
self fawning naturalist y
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Looking for business is like looking
for four-leaf clovers. which somebody
elsa always finds easily enough.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

Mothers will nrd Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the b st remedy TO use Tor thelr chliore1
during the eethjng period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
0ne Thing That Will Live Forever

PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold
in 1907, over 100 years ago, sales in
crease yearly. All druggists or How
ard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23
Going to the Play.

"I should think it would be sim
pie matter to induce a woman to get
ready in time to attend an evening
performance
Whats your scheme?"
ASK her to go to the Matinee
Kansas City Journal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-09-23

kansas City Times
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1909-12-07
IL Acre Lot
PUUNUI
500

Lot containing 13,245.5 SO. #.
in Puunui; good view, good soil,
cleared; has small building on it;
will sell cheap.
Homestead in PaIolo Valley.
New bungalow in kaimuki.
Lots in Kaimuki. You will re-
gret it if you do not buy a lot in
this section while the low prices
last.
We arrange terms to suit you.
If you want a home,
If you want a lot to build on,
If you want to invest in Real
Estate, Stocks, Bonds, or Mort
cages;
If you want a loan, we will
negotiate it;
If you want to sell Real Estate,
Stocks, or Bonds;
If you want a square deal,
quick and reliable information
and service, see
JAS. F. MORGAN.