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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
THROAT MISER Y
Read How a Boston Man Got Rid Of
Chronic Throat Disease.

9Hyomei did me a world OF good, when
had chronic aryngitis; IN fact, effected
cure after all the best specialists had
given me up as d bad job. tried Hyo-
mel the same as | bad tried hundreds Of
other things that people or doctors would
recommend They all failed except Hyo-
mel, and this effected cure that has
been lasting. All my troubles happened
IL years ago, and had ought 70 be
ashamed not to have written yon before.
At first, / waited to see if the cure was
permanent or not, and when you realize
that for five winters before / used Hyo-
mel could not speak above a whis-
per- and sometimes not at all, you can
judge why | waited with a good deal OF
anxiety for tins to ten If / was really
cured Of not"-E. Al Lindsey, l45 South
street, Boston, Mass, April !, 1909
Breathe Hyomei in through the inhal-
er that comes with a Sl00 outfit, and
this highly healing and antiseptic vapor-
lied air win promptly relieve and pefma-
nently cure eatarrA and all ordinary dis
eases Of the nose and bronchial tubes.
1t gives great relief to eousumptives.
Sold by leading dealers everywhere and
in Barre BY the Red Cross Ptarma1v.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
WATERBURY

Mrs. A. B. Frontini Is Ill
Judge Huntley was in Burlington Mon.
day
MI. ard Mrs. Colombo have returned
to Barre
Philip Shonio was in Richmond Satur-
day on business
William 0'Clair was in Hardwick the
last 81 the week.
B. r. Demeritt and W. j Boyee were
in Waits6eld Monday.
William Donovan Il to move to Hard
wick, where be goes into business
4 regular courocatiou Of Queen Esther
0. f. S viii be held Wednesday evening
The repairs which were being made
On the Dnxbury bridge were finished Fri
day.
MIR. and Mrs. George Foeg Of Enfield
n, TT, are visiting Mr. and Mrs. Allen
Fogg-
Miss Harriet Maxwell spent sunday
with her aunt, AIRS Nichols, in Mont
peler.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. p, shipman are spend
ing Thanksgiving with their daughters
in Boston.
Mrs. Ida 0reutt Chase Of Northheld
il spending few days with her uncle,
B. n Demeritt
Marion, the youngest daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. NJ IT, Moody, who has been
quite III, Is better
The many friends il toxin Of Mrs. 4,
r. Riekert 81 Barre are much pleased
to hear Of her Improvement.
Robert Palmer is home for the
Thanksgiving recess from his work Al
principal Of the Lyndon schools
Miss Ethel Childs il visiting friends
on Crossett hill. Miss Cbilds Is a teach
er IN the Randolph normal school
A large number 81 the members of the
N E. @ r. were in Montpelier Friday
evening. attending district meeting
The board Of visitors Ii the state insti-
tnti0ns. including Governor Prouty, met
the supervisors Of the hospital Saturday.
Miss Mamie Holmes OF Burlington was
in town Friday and Saturday, assisting
George AL Wilder with his pupils in
voice culture
Mr., and Mrs T.. g. Miller spent Sun
day with Mrs Millers parents in Barre,
MI and Mrs. Glover, at the home Of
il 9 Ciriggs
Dllingham grange received a visit
from District Deputy Markham Saturday
evening. The automobile tax Was dis
eussed and refreshments served
+. r Palmer. ir, stopped IN Mont
peiier Monday afternoon to a meeting Of
the trustaesNof Montpelier seminary. He
returned 10 Randolph Monday night.
Miss Ernestine Clifton spent last
Thursday with her grandmother Mrs.
Fay, IN Richmond The first birthday
Of one, and the eicbtieth birthday Of the
other were celebrated Four generations
were present
Cards have been received in town, an
nonneing the marriage Of Robert Cam
efon Bruce to Thora Slortie Mr.. Bruce
iG the eldest son 81 Mr.. and Mrs. ". j.
Bruce, formerly Of this place They are
to live in 0derbelt Iowa. whore Mr..
Bruce has a prominent position with
the Bruce Edgerton company.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
RADIANT HAIR
New York Society wOmen's Hair Is
Matched Only by Parisians.

While much attention + given to
choicest gowns BY New York society
women, the turbulent fad just now is
the care Of the hair
For many years, the clever women Of
Paris have been famed for the nagnif
cent beauty Of their hair
"Glorious hair Virmnian calls its
$50 radiant and hxllriant that it not
only attracts. but fascinates, and com
pels unstinted admiration"
But now that the elite Of New York.
ever anxious to improve their beauty,
have learned that Partisan Sage, re.
markable ard almost marvellous hair
nourisher and beautifer, Is almost en-.
tircly responsible for the charming hair
Of the ladies Of France, the demand for
II has became enormous
Partisan Sage ii now sold all over
America, and in Barre BY the Red Cross
Pharmacy, which is glad TO guarantee
it 70 eradicate dand uff, stop falling
hair AMI itching scalp in two weeks, Or
money back. Large bottle, so cents.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
BRYAN TO TAFT.

Presents His Compliments in Arizona
Speech.
Globe, Ariz., Nov 24--'Do not let the
president Of the United States threaten
you. II is much better that the eonsti-
tuition should ft the people Of new
state than the people outside"
In these words w. ]. Bryan paid bis
respects to President Taft at a dinner
here Monday night. The remarks were
in reply TO Dir Taft's suggestion that
the constitution Of Oklahoma was not q
good example TO follow.
II is my earnest wish for your sake
that the constitution Of Arizona shah
be for its people. and not for those citiz-
ems Of Ohio who are simply temporary
residents here Mr.. Bryan said IN con
clusion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
CURTIS ASSISTANT TREASURER.
Boston Attorney Gets Reynolds Place
at Washington.

Washington. d. G.. Nov "a james
Freeman Curtis, assistant district attor-
new for the state Of Massachusetts, at
Boston. has been offered and has accept.
"a the office Of assistant secretary Of
the treasury IN charge Of customs, to
succeed James Burton Reynolds. also q
Boston. who resigned to accept member
ship on the tariff board
1t was MacXeaeh who discovered Cur
ia and recommended him to the presi-
dent. The matter was closed some time
ago, but as Curtis has been busy for
ten weeks ID the prosecution Of the steel
combination cases in Boston and was
not ready to take up his work in Wash
inpton. the announcement OF the ap-
poiutment was purposely deferred. Cur
iis viii assume bis duties In Washing
ton next Monday. He Is 80 years old, q
bachelor, and was graduated from Har-
ward,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
WILLIAMSBURG.

M;ssea Helen Kmhafl and Afillis Drury
have inst done large Job II lhe odd
Fellows hall with their vacuum carpet
cleaner, and Miss Kimball has gone to
her home in Richmond
Mrs Annette Lyman 6srswold. for
merIy Of Brookfeld and later Of Plain
field, was a guest Of the Misses Edson's
family the first Of the week. She is
to spend Thanksgiving with friends IN
Brookfed.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
THE MISSOURI AT NEW YoRg.
Not to 60 to Nicaragua, So Far as Il
Known.

New York, Nov. 24.--The battleship
Missouri came into port yesterday from
Newport, X. +, and anchored of Temp
kinsville, State Island Mondays orders
to the Missouri to proceed to New York
were Of the rush variety. and the big
ship lost no time in getting here Vari-
oiis snrmises were aroused by the hurry
orders to the Missouri, in connection
with the troubIous Nicafagnan situa-
tion. It was stated at The Brooklyn
navy yard yesterday, however. that the
Missouri. SO far as was known, was
merely dropping in here on her way to
the battleship rendezvous at Hampton
Roads. wher fleet Is under orders 10
assemble on December i In the course
Of the usual winter naval procedure
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
CHANCE FOR TIMES READERS

m order ID test The Times great cir
culation and its superior advertising
value, we have made arrangements With
D. I. Davis, the popular druggist, 70
offer one Of his best selling medicines
at half price 70 anyone who win cut out
the following coupon and present it at
bis stores
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
AUCTION

By order of the Referee in Bank
ruptcy will sell at Public Auction on
the fourth Of December, 1909 at 2
o clock p. M Al the Lane stables, l61
81. Paul St. in the city Of Burlington.
VT, the entire Livery Stock Of |. b.
Whtcomb 10 bankruptcy consisting Of
Is horses. 3 Landaus. ! Coupe, !
Barge. | Tally no. 8 two seat car
riages, 2 three seat carriages. l Wag
onete, 7 Runabouts, 5 Top Buggies,
| Concord Wagon, ! Express wagon.
| three seat sleigh, two seat sleighs,
5 Cutters, ] Top sleigh, set heavy
hobs. 4 sets Coach Harness, + sets
light, double Harness. ser Of four in
hand Harness. IA Single Harness. 3
Single Surry Harness, 2 Saddles, 20
Fur Robes, 2 doz. lap Robes and
Blankets. 5 Poles, 5 string Bells, doz-
en- whips. Platform Scales and Office
Furniture All ID a lump TO the high.
est bidder also the book accounts
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
ASK FOR new TRIAL.
Mantir and Delorey Think They Were
Unjustly Convicted.

Cambridge, Mass, Nor 24--1ames
AIantiT 81 Manchester. n II, and Peter
Delorey OF someryile, who were convict
ed last week Of murder in the second
degree ard manslanghter. respectively
IN connection with the death Of Annie
Mullins, at Arlington ii March. zoos,
filed motions for new trial through
their counsel, with the clerk Of the Mid
dlesex superior court yesterday
The motions recite that the verdict
was against the evidence. Several legal
exceptions are also taken.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
IN BOSTON MARKETS.
Butter Remains About the Same--Eggs
High, and in Less Demand.

Butter Remains About the Same--Eggs
High, and in Less Demand.
Boston, Nov. "A. The new week starts
Of quietly in the local butter market,
and dealers generally expect that bust
ness win be light this week, owing to
Thanksgiving but the market mas very
irm tone, owing to light arrivals and q
strongly upward tendency in outside
markets. Cheese is firm and unchanged,
and eggs are still high and frm. though
some dealers note a falling of in The
demand.
Jobhing quotations.:
Butter Fancy northern creamery
tubs 33@34c, boxes 35a Soc, prints 35m
sec. western ash tubs 32a s3c. fair 10
good creamery 20m3lc fine storage
creamery 32m33c, dairy 200. SOC.
Cheese New York fHll creams fancy
l75a@l Sc, Vermont l6ANl7h, Wiscon-
SIN Young America 1870 l6l6c, sage lSm
lSt3c
Eggs Fancy hennery 50052c. choice
eastern 45a &c, rfesh western 3s@40c,
storage csc SOC.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
Johnson Ketchsl Fight Pictures.

Stanley Ketchel added many lanrels
To- bis fame as fighter &c the first
water by the remarkably game battle
he put up against overwhelming odds
when he met the gigantic Jack John
son in a battle for the heavy champion
ship Of the world Though but mid.
die weight, Ketchcls exhibition against
man ontweighing him 81 II
least thirty pounds, won him thousands
OF friends The pictures taken OF this
thrilling fight have been secured for d
special exhibition at the opera house
next Friday afternoon and evening
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
WILL BRING A PETITION
FOR CANNON TO RESIGN
Murdoch Of Kansas to Open Fight on
the Speaker.

Washington, Nov. "a Representative
Murdoch Of Kansas, who win reach
Washington soon after Thanksgiving,
viii bring with him petition based en-
a recent statement Of Speaker Cannon
which viii request him to resign his Of
fee
This will make the question Of Can
mons continued leadership acute at the
outset OF the season. 1t IS hardly likely
that majority Of the House viii sign
the petition, but II is expected enough
OF them will do so to make the country
understand the deep-seated opposition 20
him, and the impossbility Of his re-
election to the speakership.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
TOTAL ECLIPSE SOON.
Moon VIII Vanish for a While on Sat
urday Morning.

A total eclipse Of the moon viii be
visible in this city if the weather is
favorable next Saturday morning from
2:l5 to 5:42 a. m The eclipse will
be seen in all parts Of the United States,
Canada. Mexico, Central aud South
America, and scientific photographs Of
the phenomenon win be made at many
obseryatories.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24

more popular every day. If
you haven't a pair be a pur-
chaser this evening.
Neckwcar in great profu-
sion.
Shirts in all the new styles.
Cheer up. Don't worry.
Be happy on Thanksgiving
day.
Moore s. Owens, Barre's
leading clothiers, l22 North
Main street.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
Va Want Your Reef Hides.

calfskins, horse hides, sheep pelts, tall
low bones, etc, and viii pay you out
side prices therefor. We pay spot cash;
we pay the freight We pay fuil mar.
ket value. We want to arrange with
someone in every village where We have
no agent to collect the above named
goods for us and IA sell Pages Perfected
Poultry Food and other poultsy supplies
We furnish money with which to buy
and we keep our buyers thoroughly
posted al all times as to market values
Write for full particulars
Carroll $. Page. Hyde Park. vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
ROOSEVELT FOR GOVERNOR.
Odell Says He Can Get the Nomination
BY Lifting His Little Finger.

New York, Nov. a. Benjamin b
Odss., Jr, Of Newbnrgh, was at the Wal
dorf Astoria last night and said: Il hear
of movement to nominate Roosevelt
for governor next year. This infotma-
ton comes to me in such way that |
am not at liberty to dispute it. II was
suggested to MI. Odell that Mr.. Roose
welt on bis return to this country in
April next was expected to seek to sue
coed Mr.. Depew as United States sen
ator. Mr.. Roosevelt has frequently
stated that he wanted to 40 to the Sem
ate from New York state. "That may
be all right replied Mr.. Oaell, "hnt
my information is TO the contrary and
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
TWENTY FIVE CENTS.

Or. Howard's specific for the cure Of
constipation aud dyspepsia Is not an I'M
known remedy u has made many fe-
nlarkable cures right here IN Barre. and
50 positive Is Druggist Davis Of il great
superiority ii curing dyspepsia eonstipa-
ton. sick headache and liver troubles
that III win, ID addition 10 selling II AZ
half price, refund the money To anyone
whom ii does not cure.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
FIGHT WAS STOPPED.
Langford Beat Schreck Up in First Min
ute of Fight.

Pittsburg, Pa, Nov 24.-In less than
one minute Of fighting in the first round
last night Sam Langford, the Boston
negro. beat Mike sehreek up SO badly
that at the order Of the Superintendent
Of Police McQnade, Referee Henniger
stopped the bout and gave it to Lang
ford. Schreck had just tottered to his
feet after his second nockdown and the
negro was just poising for a final mock
ont when the fight was stopped.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
Tonight at Barre Opera House. aThe
Volunteer 0rganist.S

~The Volunteer Organists unlike any
Of is contemporaries il a play that Was
founded on 4 song. Many prominent
writer's have constructed successful PLAYS
from hook stories but this drama is in a
class BIZ itself in 50 far that it, nucleus
was the words 81 William B. Gray 4
song poem.
1.-THE Volunteer Organistr is booked
for the opera house tonight
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
A SPECIALIST SAYS.
"piies Can't Be Thoroughly Cured by
Outward Treatment"

Dr.. ). s. Leonhardt Of Lincoln, Neb..
the celebrated specialist, who has stud
tea every phase IF piles says. piles
can't be thoroughly cured BIZ ointments,
nor any other outside treatment The
cause is internal, and needs internal
treatment. Dr. Leonhardt perfected
Hem Roid. the FIRST internal pile cure.
1t frees circulation ii the lower bowel,
and has cured as per cent. Of eases.
Sold under guarantee az Red Cross
Pharmacy, Barre, VT. Price ST. Dr. Leon
hardt Co, Station 3. Buffalo, M NJ,
prop. Write for booklet.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
IN LOCAL
MARKETS
Market is Reported as Quiet
but Firm
FRESH EGGS ADVANCE
Dressed Veal Is Firm and Potatoes Are
Firm at 40 Cents Per Bushel--Cream
cry Butter "a Cents, Dairy
Butter 50 Cents.
narre. VA. Nor. "a. l90a.

Barre, VT, Nov. "a. 1909.
Local markets quiet but firm. Fresl
eggs advance. Dressed veal firm.
Wholesale quotations:
Dressed pork l0Iac.
Dressed yeal--gla d loo.
Fowls-l4@I5c
Chickens -l7@lsc.
Fresh eggs $50 per dozen.
Butter Creamery, s4c; dairy, s3e,
Lambs Hale.
Potatoes Firm at 4oc per bushel,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
RIcKER's MARKET REPORT.
Lists Poultry at e@ioc--Receipts Not
Much Changed.

M Much Changed.
st Johnsbury, Nov, "a The receipts
at Ricker's market for the past week
we're as folloss:-
Poultry-4.s 800 pounds, 9{dl0e.
Lambs ESQ, 2ia@5lac.
Hogs-l50, 6la@7hc.
Cattle 225, 2@45ac
Calyes-240, 206c.
Mich cows $2T @S4T.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24

that Roosevelt win be nominated for
governor According to The present com
dition Of affairs he can get the nominal
ton by lifting his little finger"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
PILES Cured IN 8 no u DAYS

pAzO OINTMENT il guaranteed to cure
any case Of itching, blind, bleeding or
protruding piles in to IA days or
money refunded. SOC
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
FLIES no AN APPOINTMENT.
Latham Covers Nineteen Miles Across
Country in His Aeroplane

Berru, France, Nov. "a Invited to
join the hunting party Of the Marquis
de Polignac, president Of the committee
on aviation, Hubert Latham arrived here
yesterday in his rnonoplane. having flown
from Chalons, a distance of about nine-
teen miles, in thirty minutes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24

This coupon entities the holder to
one SOC package Of Or. HoWards
specific for the cure Of constipation
and dyspepsia at half price, 25e.
I win refund the money 10 any
dissatisfied customer. D. +. Davis.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1909-11-24
Genuine
BARGAIN PRICES
Closing Out Sale Choice Groceries

Everything going at cost. Following is partial list Of
the things now on sale. Remember nice line of Canned
Goods all going at fiat cost.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05
TEMPLE MAKES HIT
Bounces Rock Off Head of Apache Woman Hiding
 on Railroad

While hiding in the Gila Valley yards Sunday night, Alice May Wilson, an educated Apache Indian woman, was painfully injured when a rock tossed In her direction by Night Watehman Harry Temple cut 8 deep gash in her head.
 Temple was making his customary in- spection of the yards, shortly before midnight, when he saw strange object lying near merchandise ear at the freight depot. He called loudly three times and when there was no response. he tossed a rock in the direction of lEe object.
 A scream smote midnight air as fhe rock bounded on the object. An in- vestigation disclosed the fact that it was the Wilson woman.
 She explained her reason for hiding in the yards by saying that she was waiting for another woman.
 The cut on the woman s head is pain. ful, although not dangerous. She was warned to keep out of the yards in the future after dark.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05
THE JEW AS A FARMER

NEW YORK, October 2.-rAs part of a movement to induce some of the Jewish population in the crowded cities to emigrate to rural communities, a convention and exposition was opened in this city today under the auspices of the Federation of Jewish Farmers of America. Twenty-Five Jewish farm CTS organizations in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey and other eastern states are represented. The display of agricultural products includes elaborate exhibits from the National Farm school at Farm School, Pa, and the Baron de Hirsch Agricultural school at Wood bine, N. J.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05
THIS IS MY GATH BIRTHDAY"
EDWARD H. HASKELL.

Colonel Edward II. Haskell, one of the foremost paper manufacturers in New England, was born in Gloucester, Mass, October ,, 1S46, and received his education in the public schools of his native place. He served through. out the civil war, having been with Burnside in the North Carolina cam paign of 1S6l-62, in the campaign of the Army of Virginia and Tennessee Tn 1865, and with General sherman in Georgia in 1864. Colonel Haskell was a member of the Massachusetts legis
 lature in 1877 and 1878, and a member of the governor council from 1882 to 1885. He has been a delegate to a number of the national conventions of the republican party and was secretary of the national convention of 1884.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05
Of Personal Interest

Mrs. Harry Rupkey returned last night from Pima where she has spent the past three weeks, visiting relatives and friends.
 Peter Butz went to Bowie yesterday to meet Mrs Butz, who returned last evening from the coast, where she has been spending the summer.
 Wm Johns of Thatcher arrived here last night on few days business trip.
 Mir. and Mrs. Bird Russell arrived last night from Silver City, N. M, to fill an engagement with the James P. Lee company at the Majestic theater in the near future.
 Charles Holdren, manager of the Ma jestic theater, spent yesterday in Saf. ford on business.
 Mrs. c. w. Mehl of East Ash street. left Sunday morning for an extended visit at Miami Fla. She went first to Galveston, Texas, and will go from there by steamship.
 Z. T. Miller will leave this morning for Ashland, Kansas, where he will spend few weeks visiting his brother. and sister. He will then go to his for mer home at Woodward, Okla, where he will again take up residence. . Miss May Trevethan, who has been i'll with slight attack of typhoid fever, is rapidly recovering.
 Charles E. Dallas, of Solomonville, spent Sunday in this city.
 Guy Stevenson, who has been with the Globe Hardware company during the past few years, left Sunday morn ing for Riverside, Calf, where he ex. poets to locate, hoping to benefit his health by the change.
 F. N. Flynn and family, who recently returned from Humboldt, Yavapai coun- ty, have moved into the Mehl residence on East Ash street. Mr. Flynn is a well known mining engineer.
 Mir. and Mrs. G. c. Moore returned last night from the coast where they nave been spending the past few months. Mr. Moore was formerly al of the Moore & Goodwin Fuel & Feed company of this city.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05
Slightly Colder With Snow

When you see that kind of weather forecast you know that rheumatism weather is at hand. Get ready for it now by getting bottle of Ballard 's Snow Liniment. Finest thing made for rheumatism, chilblains, frost bite, sore and stiff joints, and muscles, all aches and pains. 25c, soc and $1.00 bot tie. Sold by Palace Pharmacy.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05

For clear head and strong mind, Dewitt s Little Early Risers, the fam ous liver pills. DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve is unequalled for anything where salve is needed, but it
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-10-05
JiIver Belts Want Ads

IMPORTANT NOTICE-In the future advertise
 ent fortheSilver Belts want department will be septed unless the copy is accompanied by the cash The ow rateof one cent a word per issue made on sash basis and in the future deviation will be made
 pm this rule Cash must accompany copy for classified Advertisements
 Eo Advertisement Taken for Less Than 25 Cents