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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-07-08
NEW ROAD MATERIAL
by United Press.)

SEATTLE, July S.-That Tar
mac roads, the latest discovery in
road building will be. tried in the
United States was the unanimous
sentiment of the American Good
Roads congress at a meeting held
here. after hearing the address of
E. Purnell Hooley of Nottingham,
England, the discoverer of the ma
terial. 1t consists of Stag from iron
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CROP REPORT.

WASHINGTON, July S,-The
government crop report, issued at
IL a. m, shows the following aver
ages in the general condition of
crops: Winter wheat, condition,
S2.4; spring wheat, condition, 92.7;
corn. acreage, 109,000,000.
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WILL TRY TO FLY ACROSS THE CHANNEL

special Correspondence to The Press
PARIS, July S.-Hubert Latham,
French aviator, now at Calais
building the shed which is to shell
ter the aeroplane in which he will
attempt to cross the English chan
mel to Dover, is even now being
hailed as The King of the Air" by
the tickle public which, a few
weeks ago, gave that title to Will
bur Wright.
LATHAM IN uIC AJpCtyIp crAr
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PATENTS

Patents, copyrights and trade
marks make you money. Advice
and patent book free. Herbert K.
Smith, solicitor of U. 8. and foreign
patents. Inventions developed,
drawings made. Phone Main 1920.
615 Jameson building.
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MARKETS
FURNISHED by Walter J. Nichols
& Coz
CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET.

CHICAGO, July S.-Wheat-
Close: July, $115; September,
$109A; December, $1.07a4; May,
$1105s.
Corn-Close: July, 603sc; Sep
TENDER, 645sc; December, 55Ac.
Oats-Close: July, 4SAc; Sep
TENDER, 425sc; December, Acc.
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Horseshoeing.
Charles Staley. Pacific avenue and
Bernard ut.
HOMESTEAD?

HOMESIEAO
In Washington, Idaho and Mon
tana the government opens three
Indian reservations in August,
100000 acres. Every citizen en-
titled to 100 acres, worth $25 to
500 per acre. Three maps and
book containing valuable informa'
ton for the homesteader, how to
secure government land, home
stead laws, where to locate, date OF
registration, drawing, entry, every
thing you want to know, $3.50.
Spokane General Engineering Co.
615 Jameson Bldg., Spokane, Wash
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Liverpool Markets.

LIVERPOOL, July S.-Close:
Wheat, unchanged to Ad higher;
corn, I'd lower. September wheat,
IS 7Ad; September corn, 5s SID.
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Good Rambler wheel. Phone
Main $751;.
For sale or rent, cheap-Five room
cottage; owner leaving city. Call
SIT East Bridgeport avenue. 7-S
$1406-Fonr room plastered cot
tage; stone foundation and eel
lar; nice little home; $3.50 cash and
SIS per month. No. 139.
$110O-Three room plastered cot
tage; 2 lots, 50x140 each; 500
cash. No. 1873.
$1550-Four room modern bunga-
low, new. and well built; porcelain
plumbing; fun basement lot SO by
100, two fet above grades $500 cash
and SIS per, month. Mo- 143.
N. T. JOHNSON INV. CO.,
All cars stop in front Of our office.
1 and 2 Ziegier Block. Phone 2118.
Open evenings by appointment.
Talk with Howard.
Five room modern house for sale,
800 cash, balance like rent 410
Columbia building. Main 1892.
A BIG BARGAIN.
$1675-Within 10 minutes walk
of Howard and Riverside (no car
fare to pay); nice, new, well
built four room house, large base
ment, electric lights, telephone;
beautiful view, fine soil, all in gar
denS also bearing fruit trees. 1910
Clark street. Phone Main 5343.
a
$1,000 buys a good IA room house
on Sprague; 1925 cash handles it.
THOMPSON-GILLIS INV. co.
So Washington st. Main $3.50.
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Will Trade.

Will trade household goods for
light team and wagon. E2617
Sharp avenue.
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foundries and costs a half pound
per yard to lay. 1t is not slippery,
is dustless and mudless. Hooley's
address was the feature of yeter
days session. The congress closed
last night.
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FOR SALE-BAKERY AND RES
TAURANT COMBINED; 10
GATED IN A THRIVING LITTLE
TOWN SOUTH OF SPOKANE;
DOING SPLENDID BUSINESS;
NO COMPETITION; A BARGAIN
IF TAKEN AT ONCE. CALL
MAIN 3549 OR MAXWELL 1850
AFTER 6 p. M.
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Gonzaga College

Conducted by Jesuit Fathers, :.
Spokane, Wash.
Fall term opens September s, 1909.
FULL COLLEGIATE, CLASSICAL,
ACADEMIC AND CONNER.
CIAl COURSES
Large faculty. Thorough instruc-
ton and military discipline. Special
attention given to physical culture.
Write for full particulars and
year book now. Address
President, Gonzaga College
SPOKANE, WASH.
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BhUEPRINTS
Blue and black line prints. draw
ings, maps, tracings. Washington
Blue Print Co., 615 Jameson build
ing, Phone Main 1920.
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Ar EN- Z. M.
Snap-10 acres Moran Frairie. near
station and fine location. Owner
needs money and will sell for
WEBB REALTY CO..
Howard and First. M. 80
MANITO LOTS-NEAR GRAND
$55O-One block to car; no
rocks; high and dry; termsI i'm
provements all in.
$525-Two blocks to car; shade
and improvements in; terms.
$600-Ah improvements; near
Grand; no rocks; shade: high;
terms.
A. e. HOUCHIN & CO.,
Main 1887. 206 Rookery Blk.
$3.50 LOT SNAP-$200 UNDER
VALUE.
Only $40 cash and $40 per
month. All improvements paid for.
including a five foot cement walk,
city water. street grade and only
one block to car line; only 20 min
utes from Riverside and Howard;
no rock; fine soil; taxes paid for
two years. II you don't know this
is real snap ask yourself where
else you can get full 80 foot lot
with these improvements paid for
under $3.50.
will sell this Cor only $3.50. Call
and see the owner at 215 Jameson
building or phone 1923.
Western Trust & Investment Co.
Will sell III lots for the price of
one lot. Telephone Maxwell
964. II
$1500-FOur room semi modern In
two mile circle; close to car; $50
cash or will take lot as first pay
ment.
$21O0--Five room new modern:
best of plumbing; curly fir fin
ish; built in china cupboard, plate
rail; bargain; 500 cash.
HYE, WATSON. XIX & co.
1928 Exchange Bank Building
Phone, Main So
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GENERAL MERCHANDISE, To-
GATED ON o. R. & N. R. R., IN
THE sWALLA WALLA VALLEY;
ALL NEW STOCK; GOOD BRICK
BUILDING; WILL SELL AT IN.
VOICE PRICE; THERE IS ALSO
A POSTOFFICE IN CONNEC-
TION. CALL, MAIN 3549.
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in any amount from $1,000
up. If 5 per cent. money
appeals to you, and you can
use it for future improve
ments, the proposition is
open to you.
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BUY OF OWNER

and save the commission.
$4,000 buys 800 acres, 100 under
cultivation, four acres in fruit, fair
improvements, fine spring water,
and located just one-half mile from
post office.
$500 buys 40 acres, 20 acres
ready for blowing; an exception
ally good buy.
$500 buys 400 acres good timber
land, with abundant water supply.
$3.50 buys 40 acres fine timber
land, black loan soil, good water
supply, just IN miles from Hayden
lake.
Inquire of owner for particulars.
Joseph Shaner, Rathdrum, Idaho.
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Miscellaneous
Z Real Estate
Opportuni
Tor Sale

Dance-Corbin Park hall, Friday
night; good music, good time:
everybody come.
Just arrived, half carload 81 fine
upholstered goods, parlorf suites,
davenports, couches and library
tables. Entire line on sale !at sac
.rifice prices. New York Furniture
exchange, % Riverside avenuA
For Sale-By owner, best payin(g
cigar store in city. 100 Howard
street. \
Choice new furniture. rugs and
pianos; lowest prices in Spo-
kane. 112 s. Lincoln. AZ
Say. did you know S525 will give
you a dandy lot, water and street
grade. inside two mile circle, on
Seventeenth and Eighteenth ave-
nues; easy terms; best of soil.
$e0So to loan at per cent ON an
proved residence property. we
have two good buys on Montgom.
cry avenue in five and six room
homes. from 5000 to 5000 under the
market; easy terms. $475 takes a
dandy lot on Fifteenth, close to
Perry. X-Ray Investment Co., Main
3O24, Room 2 Wolverton.
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H. P. Sage
548 Peyton Building.
Men and Boys
Learn Plumbing

Parents, have your boy learn the
plumbing trade. the best paid Of
all trades. Plumbers are in de-
mand everywhere. They earn Sc to
So per day and have short hours
BY my method of instructing l
make you practical plumber in
months instead of years, SO that
you will be able to fill good po-
sition or conduct business Of
your own. Men can learn as well
as boys.
Edward Mccartney Plumbing School
Phone Main 1862.
20 Riverside Ave., Spokane, Wash.
Day and night school. Visitor are
always welcome.
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A snap II taken at once-Two of
flee desks, one large carpet
slightly used. % Riverside. M
1905.
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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-07-08

EASY TERMS ON A BARGAIN
HALF ACRE CLOSE IN
(For sale by owner)
Half acre of the very finest gar
den soil, with cement sidewalk,
city water, street grade and two
years taxes paid; close to car line
and only 20 minutes to center Of
city; has beautiful view Of the
whole city and the Spokane River
valley. Price only 5000; terms,
$50 cash and SO per month. Call
at 215 Jameson building or phone
1923. You'll admit this is q snap
when you see 1t.
Western Trust & Investment Co.
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Wanted.
Attorneys.

Samuel T. Crane. Lawyer. 40 Co.
lumbia Bid. Phone Main e3e1.
NJ. T. OConnOr, counsellor at law.
sos Hyde block. Office phone.
M. 1748; residence phone. 1858.
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HOW The BIRD MACHINE
LOOKS IN THE AIR
as boat on a mill pond, while
Latham smokes a cigaret which
he lights while In full flight.
Stopping his motor while quite
distance from the ground. he
scars downward like huge swal-
low, when, just before touching, he
starts his motor again and mounts
back toward the skies.
So Latham firmly believes he
will be able to fly from Calais to
Dover, crossing the channel in
short time. The attempt will be
made in July with the intention of
winning the Lord Northcliffe prize
of $4,000 to be paid to the aviator
who performs the feat before Au-
gust 1. There is Gillet purse
of $4,000 and another of the Avia-
ton league for $1,000 which he will
also win, if he doesn't drop into
! the sea.
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Lot. so feet, with shack; water;
one block carline; $25 paid;
shack cost $50; will take $35.
Fred Sherwood, box 2302, city.
Piano for sale; golden oak cabinet
grand piano: cost $3.50; used
very little; will sell for about half.
Also household furniture for six
rooms; all in first class condition.
Inquire E626 Bridgeport.
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Help Wante6--Male
Boys wanted at World Messenger
Co.
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For Rent.

For rent-Two houses and a wood
yard; by owner. Phone Max
we'll 1923.
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CLASSIFIED ADS
For Sale.

Good Rambler wheel. Phone
Main 61h1
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Snap--10 acres Moran Frairie. near
station and fine location. Owner
needs money and will sell for
$4,000.
WEBB REALTY CO.,
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gown had been Of linen the buttons
could be covered with the same mater
ial. The sleeves had cuffs and were
fastened with buttons smaller, but
matching those on the skirt. A high
turnover collar and pabot were worn
MT the neck and a bot With pearl
,uckle.
White cotton net that comes at ali
prices is being used for gowns for
The young girl this season A Frenchy
node OF trimming is the application
Of colored bands under the net in
stead of on the outside, which gives
a delicate effect and one quite desir-
able.
Pale tinted organdy or batiste is
extremely pretty applied under net
and a very attractive dancing frock
could be thus developed.
Linen and Shantung seem to be the
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29
BIOGRAPHICAL CALENDAR
June 20.
TILDEN NOMINATED.

Thirty three years ago TODAY there
We're momentous doings in st. Louis
The national convention Of the dem
ocratic party, intent on victory, as il
had not been since the war in the
| midst of wild scenes of enthusiasm
nominated Samuel Jones Tilden for
the presidency. Thirteen days before
the republican convention had met in
Cincinnati, listened to Robert G. Inger-
soils stirring appeal for the nomina-
ton of the 'plumed knight" James
Gillespie Blaine, and then selected for
its candidate Governor Rutherford B.
Hayes, of Ohio
Hayes was looked upon as a weak
sister by the democratic leaders. II
Blaine had been nominated by the re-
publicans, so they asserted, there
would have been no chance of a Tilden
victory. The campaign was, in many
tory of the republic, and Tilden escaped
election by a narrower margin than
any candidate before or since. His pop
ular vote, 3,283,265, was considerably
In excess of that cast for Hayes, and
it was not until 1877 that the electoral
commission awarded the presidency to
Hayes by an electoral vote of 1875 to
1874. To this day, millions Of Americans
believe that Tilden, by rights, should
have been the nineteenth president or
the United States.
Tilden was born in New York in
1914, was educated at the University
of New York and studied law with
Benjamin F. Butler. In 1S41 he was
admitted to the bar. He early inter-
ested himself in politics. and by 1868
became the commanding figure in the
democratic party of New York. In
1874 he was elected governor of his
native state. BY breaking up the noto-
rious canal ring" and other notable
acts Of public service he attained ma
tional fame, and when the democratic
national convention met in 1875 he
was the logical candidate for the pres
idency.
When the commission had an
nounced it's findings, Tilden took his
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1909-06-29
EVENING CHIT-CHAT
By Ruth Cameron

The only way to learn to do any
thing is to do it,
The only way to learn to cook OF
sew is to cook or sew.
That means to make failures as well
as successes-heavy cakes 8ellies that
won't jell, biscuits hard as rocks
crooked hens and puckered seams. as
we'll as toothseAe dishes and dainty
dresses.
Unless one is a genius at anything
the road to success is usually paved
with many awkward attempts and
some utter failures.
| very frequently hear the American
girl scored for her lack Of housewifely
ability. Much of the time it is the
American girls mother who deserves
the scoring.
"Here, let me do that. You're so
clumsy at it,
How many times I've heard my cap
able neighbor say that to her fourteen
year-old daughter, who is just COM
mencing to take an interest in things
housewifely.
And then instead of showing Elinor
what, she is doing wrongly and how 70
do it right, she takes the task to her
self and in her impatient, capable way
beats the cake or sweeps the room or
sews the seam while Elinor stands idly
by
In so doing she is selfish She does
not realize it and she would be highly
indignant if anyone told her so, but
she is. 1t may be painful for her to
watch Elinor's clumsy attempts to do
what she does so easily but if the
pain is uncomfortable she will do well to
go where she can't see rather than de-
prive her daughter Of the opportunity
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leading fabrics for the coming season
both for the two-piece and the three
piece costume.
It is said that buttons will not be
worn so much during the coming VIM
ter but there is no indication of this
being true in the summer gowns.
Alpaca and mohair is certainly hav-
ing some vogue this summer and no
material can give better service.
The sleeveless princess suit worn
over elaborate blouses Will be feat
are Of gowns planned for the summer
resorts. Shirrings and frills are seen
on SEINE of the lighter weight frocks
of the sleeveless princess design.
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FARMERS UNABLE TO CHOOSE A
MIDDLEMAN TO SELL
THEIR CROPS.
LARGE Attendance at Meeting of Edu
eational and Cooperative Society,
But No Action Taken.

Members of the Farmers Educational
and Cooperative union are now en-
gagged in looking for a competent per-
son to handle their interests and though
several names were mentioned for the
position of middleman at the meeting
yesterday, none of the applicants were
deemed well enough up in require
nents to assume the responsibility.
The office Will be a splendid one for
the right man, but he must be We'll
yefsed in al matters pertaining to the
grain business of this and foreign
countries.
There was a large gathering at the
Sc ssion Yesterday. Many delegates
from neighboring unions were present
but as none Of them were clothed With
the necessary power to make selec-
ton, there was no voting. 1t is under
stood there were several names men
toned for the position of the farm
er's middle man." but none came up to
the requirements. The fact that many
refuse to take the position goes to
show that the members Of the union
are actively engaged in looking after
their own interests at present.
The meeting Thursday afternoon
promises to be one of the most vita
to the farmer of any held for a long
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to learn from the best teacbo
Experience. 'af'H
AS II is, Elinor will never ro,r
learn much about Housekeeping urt;,
she has home Of her own. And
many other girls who. like E,i,or
impatient capable mothers, will rovo.
learn until they have homes Of t,o,-
| own.
One of my college girls whom,
always used to laugh at for her oh.o
lutte ignorance of household affairs 49,,
who usually took our Jokes very, o,o.-
fully surprised us by turning On -.
rather warmly one day:
Il never had half a chance Oh.
said. my mother never let mo ~.
beyond the A. B. C. of Homework
always had to do the simple dutie. ?.
was always You do the dishes WIN.
make the pudding" and IL I tried any
thing and was slow and awkward At !,
1t was usually taken away from m,
with w6uld rather do it myself tha,
watch you
"Once l went to see q friend Of rnina
end she was sick and l had To %,
the dinner all myself She advised
me and suggested things but I did
everything myself I learned almost
more about cooking in that sne morn
ing than I had in all my life before"
It's following the line of least re-
sistance for a capable mother to take
the hard task from incapable hands
It's following the line of least resist
ance for the daughter to do Just the
things she knows how to do
But the good things of this life were
never yet won by following the line
of least resistance.
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The girl who always says what she
thinks is really not at all the fortunate
and independent person that she ina
gines she is On the contrary, she Is
very much TO be pit.ed. for she will
make many enemies and few friends;
she VIII miss many good time and
jr the end she will gain nothing by
Ter frankness. Why should any one
deliberately seek unpopularity? No one
&. really forced to say unpleasant
things. no matter how true they may
he.
If Mary is wearing a gown composed
Of vivid greens and yellows. she PROB
ably chose it because she liked 1T. ana
tho omen expression of your opinion
will only tend to make her dislike you,
rot the dress.
IT Won visit a house and do not like
the arrangement of the furniture, 40
not saw So The ownee may be your
favorite sister, but she will not love
YOU any better if you critlclse her
Judgment Arrange your own belong
ings as you will; for other persons
yCu are not responsible.
In the same way, do not direct the
management of the church fair unless
Won have been asked to do so by the
committee. What if mistakes are
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Fashions
Beauty Hints
Eads and Fancies
Etiquette
WOmdn'S Exchange
ADVICE ON SOCIAL CUSTOMS

around her and asks in kind CT help
less way what she has done that she
should be unpopular. She is always
saying things for your own good, my
dear" and forgets that if this dear re-
taliated she would be forced to listen
to an arraignment which would sur
prise her beyond words. Candor may
very easily become a vice. Frankness
is one thing: candor is quite another.
The only safe way, then, to avoid
the very unpleasant habit of always
saying exactly what you think is TO
slip and think for few minutes how
you would like it if the remarks were
addressed to you. Silence is certainly
golden. Before breaking it, why not
say to yourself, would I like it if she
said this to me?" Then If, on unbias-
ed consideration, you find your re-
mark is very offensive, considerate and
not too personal, you may with safety
make it. but not otherwise. The very
f.eeting pleasure o. saying exactly wha
you think cannot pay for the aliena-
ton of your friends ana acquaintance.
Even if the frank expression of yeur
opinion gives you most exquisite joy
if will not suffice when you have reach
ed old age and find yourself lonely and
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Try ALLEGED Murderer.

MEMPHIS June 29.-Pressey Bar
rett charged with murder in the hrs'
degree. will be placed on trial today
He is charged with the murder OF
Frank Smith in the lobby of the Wind
sor hotel on Court avenue March l.
1909. He is we'll known about town.
The state contends that Barrett killed
Smith in cold blood and an attempt
will be made to send him to the gal
lows. Barrett claims to have killed
Smith in self defense.
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LIFE A FUNNY PROPOSITION. .
BY Frank Campbell.



Man comes into this world with
out his consent and leaves it against
bis will. During his stay on earth his
time is spent in one continuous round
Of contraries and MISUNDERSTANDING
by the balance of our species. In his in
fancy he is an angel; in his boyhood
he is a devil; in his manhood he is
everything from q lizard up; in his
duties he is damn fool; if he raises
a family he is a chump; if he raises
small check, he is thief, and then
the law raises the devil with him; If
he is a poor man. he is a poor mana
ger and has no sense; if he is rich,
he is dishonest, but considered smart;
i'm he is in politics, he is CRATER and
a crook; if he is out Of politics, you
can't place him as he is an undesirable
citizen; if he goes to church he is a
hypocrite; if he stays away from
church he is a sinner and damned-if
he donates to foreign missions, he
does it for show; if he doesn't, he is
stingy and a tightwad. When he first
comes into the world, everybody wants
to kiss him-before he goes out they
all want to kick him. II he dies young,
there was a great future before him; If
he lives to a ripe old age, he is simply
in the way In living to save funeral
expenses. Life Is funny road, but we
all like to travel it just the same.