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The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
NOTHIN' DOM.

There WAS Z little nan
5Dd be had a little PIPE
On very perfect plan
For the velvet all 70 sE1ps.
And % get IN eli the sEsg.
And 20 gather all the dust,
So he didn't let things lag,
But be organizei trust.
Thsn he got things going fine
Under sGaedules good ard fat.
With the tariff right IN line
For resources Jrst lie that;
Ard he gathered n the Pros
PeTity With lavish hand.
As the consuEers cane across,
Just TO help his native land
And the i1dustry JUS. xaxed.
And the dividends we're big.
Ill the people who ye7e taxed
Got notion they'd TsneE.
And most hopeful pians were laid
Tl they found 0ut-ses EN- frOEnE
Tat 10 promise had been made
70 revise ths tz-tf dow.
--I1dianapeiis News
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

As this one did not crowd Frank Stan
ton entirely OF the psge-though i did
rush him TO the very edge-we thank
the Constitution. and haiter ourselves
our former protests may have made some
impression. after all.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

The Boston Herald calls on Senator
Lodge to cite an instance where tea was
purchased at 16 cents q pound and resold
at 60 We should think It quite likely
this may have happened at numerous
church fairs. only the reselIing price
seems suspiciously low.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
Grand Duke to Earn SALARY.

Fr0rn t5e BaltImoTe Amerlc7n-
The influence OF popular opinion. as
voiced by the DOuma- is already seen IN
Russia, where the Grand Duke Michael
has insisted on doing active service IN
the Russian army. Of which he is an
officer. although this service takes him
from the gayeties Of the capital and is
real work instead OF nominal duty. He
Will be the first grand duke 20 earn his
salary, but there viii be others.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

One Of our contemporaries has started
q subscriptioa TO purchase Mr. Manning.
OF the New York Times, a new UNI
breila. We do not know about that. II
Mt. Manni7gs umbrella had not been
so handy. things-but. then, that may be
more an imaginary objection than other
wise
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
stage Directors.

Well. those supers DID put some spirit
Into the mob scene. Il looked Ike a
mob scene.
Yes" explained the stage manager.
7 gave each man private instructions 70
grab the center Of the stage st all haz-
ards"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
Ru Polly Put 1t On.

From the Richmond News Leader.
Why should it make any difference to
the Charlotte N. c. Observer whose
business It Is to put the kettle on
slncs Charlotte is a prohibition town.
and. moreover, this is not the season for
hot Scotch?
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

George Marcellus Bailey. Of the Hous-
ton Post, may have his faults. as we have
mildly hinted once or tzice. but when
he induces one OF his plutocratic friends
n Texas 70 ship Us two dozen cans Of
chilli concarne and hot tsmales We feel
that we should forgive him much and for
get q great deal-snd We do.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

The consensus OF opinion appears 70 be
that the continued rise in the cost Of lv-
ing is due largely 10 high protective tar
II yeast. and that Congress might remedy
the situation II Il only would
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Washington has the unique distinction
OF being one large city where there are al
ways plenty OF street cars ready 10 take
the crowds home from the circuses- II
this information y worth anything 10 any
body. he OF she IS welcome 10 Il II Is a
fact
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Mr. Richard Croker again announces
that he is ont Of politics for good. No
body appears TO doubt this. but Mr.
Croker seems to think the semi-annual
announcement necessary. nevertheless.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

We fear this new Misunderstanding whis-
ky IS destined 70 take place alongside Of
tariff revision. when Il comes 70 popular
ity. It viii unquestionabIy be rated q
fine thing for the other fellow.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
Keen On Shufflfnr.

From the Chicago Record Herald.
Statesman hardly know how to deal
with this tariff question
SecTetary-Tltat's easy. When they tao
kle you don't deal. but continue 70 shuf-
7e
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
And This Is June!

And 50. at last. It IS June June IS. Per
haps. the most important month Of the
entire twelve It's chief products are
sweet girl graduates and brides. There
are other elements attaching and ap-
pertaining to June. but they do not
amount 70 much-or. Il they Go. We
somehow seem 10 forget them
Let solemn Senators prattle Of tariff
tribulatiOns and hold the ultimate con
sumer Up 70 scorn; let the Baneys dream
OF income taxes. and the Bacons fuss
that the Tilimans talk too much in
whispers TO the Aldriches while the
Bacons are expouRding the law and IN
kinklng the kinks here and there. Let
the Mannings weep. wall. and gnash
their teeth that umbrellas do not grow
on trees and are not 70 be had for
the plucking. Those things are al very
well In their way. but they do not
weigh much when the sweet girl gradu-
ate has the floor and the June bride
Is meditating sentimentaIIy on the sweets
OF love in q cottage built for two.
We love our Nays and our septem-
bers, but. oh. you, June, You are Just
that happy tire betwix and between tha;
seems alone TO satisfy the measure of
our desires.
'FlOH'ry june.
When brooks send up q cheerful TINE.
Ard gToves 8 joyoUs sound"
We do not think We could improve on
June. and we know OF no reason Why We
should try # we could. A carping
critic might be able TO pluck flaws in and
find fault with June now and then, OF
course. Some days may be a little too
warm, some nights a rihe cooler than
comfort would suggest. but the soul-in-
spring average is al that It ought to
De, for
The moonlight is tie brightest
AID the daisies are The whitest
And worry weighs the hghtest
In June. in June"
At least, It IS that way in Wonderful
Washington, whatever may be the case
in Kankakee and Kalamazoo.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Joy riders who XIII and run away
are little better than outlaws" says the
New York Tribune We think the Trib-
une might very well dispense with its
conservatism entirely In stating the case
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
Dceplr Interested.
Neglected Father.

Mother has ali the best OF It. they
have mother songs, and are even talking
OF instituting a Mothers Day"
<lits 50. Won't even call d college
an alma pater"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

The New York Herald says Nil
waukee man has discovered how TO
make good cigars of alfalfa Cigars.
probably-but good. hardly.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
Hirsute Thrift.

From the Buffalo Exr-ess.
Why do you get your hair cut so
often7'' asked the shaggy one
TO save wear and tear on nIV comb
and brush" answered the nifty one.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

The entire recital OF the doings Of All
Baba and the forty sugar trust mag
mates DOUBTLESS would be a sweet story
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

That stranger who asked for the gift
Of million from the United States
Treasury at least set an example in po-
Hteness 70 some Of the trusts
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
THE NORTH POLE.

Some say who claim the pole to know
That they have found
Il hemmed around
With foes Of ice and fields o. snow
But judging from the crop It yields
Il is. say J.
Surrounded by
Mere flows OF talk and lecure fields
Like Old Days.
Seems 10 be a great rush OF game IN
Africa"
Yes: I understand It's getting 50 that
the colonel won't Kill q lion except BY
appOinJ lent
4 Local Sensation.
I see you farmers are all buying sc-
tomobIes
we are" admitted Farmer While
tree. and you can believe it or not. but
my hired man has developed enough en-
ergy 10 be plnched for Speeding
The Usual Thing.
y can't tell her she's the first girl
ever loved. She knows I've been en-
gagged before
well, ten her you're glad you discover
ed your mistake IN time"
AbOut Due.
Get ready. brother.
We must prepare
To face another
CrinOllne scare
Deeply Interested.
you seem much impressed with that
echo
It's a wonderful thing"
But Why this unusual interest?''
Why. I can say hello without hearing
that the lines busy"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

'decadenoe into which naval engineering
is destined to fall undsr the present con-
ditions
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Strangers IN the city are advised that
yve have a working House OF Represent
atives in Washington. but It IS not on the
FOB very regularly nowadays.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Il seems 10 have occurred 10 Peru
rather suddenly that It had not INDUCED
II a revolution IN cutie a while
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Two New York thieves have been
sent up for fifteen years each for steal
ing goods 20 the value Of sixty-hve
cents. How foolish it is 10 steal things
Of value represented in less than six
figures.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

A number OF people appear 70 have
made some money as a result Of aIr.
Patten's wheat deals. The ones who
lost are not being heard from exten-
sivelys however
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Women. mind your own affairs" ad-
vises Mrs. Hetty Green. And they will
too. provided they can get through with
their neighbors' n time.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

What is the matter? Somehow. our
diplomatic plums do not seem TO appeal
10 distinguished Americans as they once
did
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

A scent theater has been put Up in
Mombasa- Now that Mombasa is on the
map. it evidently proposes to go all the
gaits
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Mr Cash, Of the Florida legislature,
wants 20 purify the primary election laws
The less cash figures IN the primaries.
the better It viii be. we think.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

We note with interest that ''specta-
tors hurled gibes at the street car men
ali day long in Philadelphia. An oc-
caslonaI brick seems 20 have been hurl-
ed here and there also.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Beautiful women have no mentality, .
says professor. Chicago? Yes
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

The tariff bin appears 10 be as full
OF little jokers as the modern political
platform.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
One Test.

From ths Springfield Republican
one test Of craftsmanship is TO have
the votes, and Senator Aldrich has EN-.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Industrial latitude should be more than
a mere pladtude 20 the colored brother.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

The Atlanta Constitution INDUCED in
another one Of those Gye-eeluma-wide-
big-blaek-type editorials last Sunday.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

"of Democrats. there are two kinds, "
says the Charleston News and Courier.
Yes, indeed; and then some.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
'FI0H'ry June.
When brooks send up q cheerful TINE.
Ard gToyes joyoCs sound-"

At least. II IS that way in Wonderful
Washington, whatever may be the case
in Kankakee and Kalamazoo.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Two Thonpsons lived next door 20
each other" said Henry s Bender. Gf
Cleveland, Ohio. 81 the Arlington, tell
ing the following story. and on having
10 call o. one OF them, Green, OF course
went TO the wrong house. A Grabbed
servant answered the bell. and on Green
asking. Is this John Thompson'sF shs
replied snappishly. as II she had been
bothered with many such Inquiries No.
Il amt and she slammed the door in
his face
Green walked on a few yards cr 50,
when bright thought struck him He
returned at oace and rang the same bell.
Again the grabbed servant appeared.
Who said IL vas2' asked Green. and
triumphantly walked away
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
ahnnt nue

Get ready. brother.
We must prepare
To face another
CrinOline scare
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02

Roomers. mealers. and bedders in The
House OF a thousand Candles" are prom
ised g rev place OF entertainment under
the same management
AMBROSE BIERCE
The Washington herald., 1909-06-02
AMONG THE WRITERS.

One weeks output by a leading publish
ing house WIS twelve books. another pub
lished six in one day. There are fifty
two weeks in 3 year, and three hundred
and sixty-five days. Now, suppose that
We have thirty leading publishing houses
and one OF the other kind II satisfied
with the factors Of the problem. as given
tsomeyhat distrustfuliyj. the person who
reads all the new books can make his
reads.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
MRS. LAKE AGAIN
TALKS FOR TEMPERANCE

Mrs. Leonora NJ Lake spoke at Ho-
ckessin last night to a packed house. vis-
itors being from many surrounding towns.
Isaac Richards presided. and the Rev. j.
T. Prouse led the singing.
Mrs. Lake pointed out that science tcs-
tiles to the effect Of alcohol in weaken
ing ones power to resist disease, especial
ly tuberculosis.
"A drunken father cannot perfectly re-
produce his kind" she said. showing that
alcohol is largely responsible for mental,
moral and physical degeneracy.
Idiots, incorrigibles and degenerate
youths are rapidly increasing in number,
hling reformatories and swelling the list
OF indlgents who live upon enforced char
ity.
Much OF this desoneracy and weaken
ing OF our national manhood, is trace
able directly or indirectly to tho use OF
alcohol"
The Rev. John NJ. Arters spoke TO 9
large and attentive audience ia the oper
air meeting. at 7.S0 o'clock
Mrs. Lake will speak in the Newark
Opera House tonight.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
MANY PERSONS
WERE INJURED

Several accident cases we're reported
yesterday afternoon. William b.
Poore, of No. 913 Bennett street, a
freight brakeman on the p. b. and
w. Railroad, had the index finger Of
his right hand crushed while coupling
cars at Prices Station, on the Queen
Anne and Kent branch.
John Lockard. aged 90 years, OF No.
II West Twenty-ninth street, also en-
ployed by the Pennsylvania Railroad,
had his hand crushed and was COM
PEELED TO go to the Delaware Hospital.
Lloyd Quitten, aged IA years, Of No.
10 Mouseley's Row, while roller skat-
ing, fell and sprained his arm. After
he received attention at the Delaware
Hospital he went home.
Joseph Deemer. aged 80 years, OF
No. 400 jackson street, had his hand
sprained at the plant of the Belts
Machine Company.
William Hartz. aged 46 years, OF No.
2156 East Atlantic avenue. philadel-
phia, an electrician, cut himself on the
leg while cutting wire. He had the
wound dressed at the Delaware Hos
pital.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
oARRlcK THEATRE SHOW
MEETS WITH APPROVE

The bin az the Garricl enters upon
the last half Of the week today with
every assurance that il has met with
the hearty approval Of tho clientele
which that house enjoys Jesse Las
keys presentation OF "The Song shop"
Is one Of the more protontious NUM-
bcrs while Violet Black and Company
In the Subway" have one Of the
laughing hits OF the season. Clayton
Kennedy and Matte Rooney I'm Wood
be, the Amateur" have number OF
moro than usual interest from the fact
that this Is its first week. although Il
moves with a smoothness that would
do credit TO an act with an entire sea-
son back OF a. Kennedy Is a come
dian with plenty Of experience and he
uses IL 10 a good purpose in his new
act. The scene shows what takes place
back OF the scenes at performance
for amateurs Kennedy Is one OF the
amateurs and with Miss Rooney and
capable cast he has succeeded in bring
ing out a very clever and entertaining
feature. The act promises well.
THE Song Shop" still continue to
please with Us musical and comedy
features. The Shaw Sisters we're here
In "The Housoboat." DO Haven and
Sidney are certainly clever dancers.
but Sidney's efforts 10 make comedy
detract from the real comedy OF the
act and don't NJ In.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
LIVES WITH TWELVE zts
STITcHEs ~ HEART

Michael Lawlor.N2f NJ f.9f7 Hodia-
mont avenue. whose heart was sewn
with twelve stitches after he had been
stabbed in a fight IN Wcllston, August
%. has practically recovered. accord
Ing 10 the ST. Louis Post Dispatch.
The remarkable operation IL said TO
have been the first OF its kind ever
performed In ST. Louis. on several
incisions In the outer cover
ing OF the heart have ben closed. but
never before have stitches been taken
IN the heart itself while il was pump
ing blood.
AS soon as Lawlor was received at
the hospital, superintendent w. c. G..
Kirchncr and Drs Rodney Bunch and
c. II. Shut performed the operation.
An opening in his breast was made In
the form of a trap door, the ribs being
cut and laid back.
The doctors had little hope that Law
lor would live. as tho operation was an
extremely dangerous one. He recovered
rapidly. however. and soon was able 10
walk about the hospital. lie says tho
wound panied him no more than a pin
prick and that he did not realize he was
seriously hurt until doctors at tho
hospital discussed his case with him.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
1.-THE LIARS" FOLLOWED
BY LEAH KLESCHNA''

"The Liars" will be continued at the
Avenue Theatre for the remainder OF
this week. Tho play and company are
making a good impression. There will
be matlnees on Friday and Saturday.
Concerning the coming production next
week OF Leah Kleschna,' at the Avenue
Theatre. by tho CONFESS and Edwards
company, a local lawyer said today;
"I was deeply impressed by this when
saw it last winter I'm New York, as
given by Mrs. Flske and her company.
and shall enjoy seeing It again. IL was
one OF the best sermons I ever heard.
and as a sociological study, it claimed
my attention for some time after I Wit
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
SOLVE PROBLEM
AT OPERA HOUSE
Learn That it is a
Good Place to Keep Chill
dren From Mischief

Parents in this city appreciate the fact
that there is a place where they can
send their children alone and be sure
that they are not only being wen cared
for physically by the management but
arc also seeing a show which Is whole
some and moral This explains why 30
many little folk ind their way 10 the
Opera House at the matinees. why so
many older folk. crowds OF them. in fact.
find their way to the same theatre at
all times Is explained by the excellent
bills offered. Nothing like these bills has
ever been offered in this city at tho
prices charged at the Opera House.
For tho last three days OF the week
beginning at tho matinee today, the the
atre is offering what tho management
believes TO be not only the best but the
most pleasing bill which has yet been
offered. Buster Brown and his dog
Tige will bo retained for tho remainder
of tho week In Getting Rid Of tho Cook"
It. will assist in bringing crowded houses
at each performance.
Corcoran and Dixon. formerly featured
with Dockstader's Minstrols. will give an
eccentric black face comedy act which
VIII give dunAN AMNANt AAtnAANa VI Ali9
best fun.
The Electric Trio will offer a novelty
juggling act which Is a wonder There
have been numerous jugglers offered in
Wilmington and I'm view OF this fact
this trio would not have been booked
had not the act been entirely different
from any previous ones.
Seymour and Depree. cleved pair or
vaudeville artists. viii give plenty OF
fun and amusement in THE Chinaman
and the Soubrette."
Harry Newman, movable comedian.
will oner an act which will have TO be
seen TO be appreciated for it IS de-
clared there is no other like II in yau-
devillc.
There will also he new pictures offered
and they viii be absolutely first run
films. Incidentally they cost consider
ably more in the course Of week than
the average act OF vaudeville.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
ODD FELLOWS INSTALL
DOWN DOVER WAY

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
DOVER. Del, oct. The odd Fellows.
with a number OF past grands Of tho
State. are having two big days in con-
tral Delaware. Howard ". Lynch. dis
trict deputy grand master, is conducting
interesting public Installations IN the
lodge rooms Of the order. Tonights pub
lic installation will be held in tho head
quarters OF Philodemic Lodge, Dover IN
Heptasoph Hall.
Last night, Deputy Lynch conducted an
impressive ceremony at Camden, I'm tho
hall OF Amity Lodge There he installed
tho Amity oficers for the ensuing term,
and was assisted by stephen 70. Warren.
as deputy grand prolate; Samuel H. Bar
ker as deputy grand warden; J. h. Core.
as district deputy grand secretary: Har-
man Dempsey. deputy grand treasurer;
Edgar Wilson. deputy grand inside
guard; s. H. Carson, deputy grand mar
shall Tho trip TO Camden was made in
Mr. wilson's large automobile.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
NO CONVICTIONS
IN LIQUOR CASES

GEORGETOWN. oct. THE petit
jury now sitting here has failed to find
nocvictions or any Of the seven in
dictments presented by the Grand Jury.
charging the alleged illegal sale OF
liquor. Yesterday Albert James and
Martin Cordy. we're acquitted. while
the Jury IN tho case OF Washington
Trader has been discharged because II
would not agree.
Judges Boyce and Conrad imposed
these sentences: Page Curtis assault
and battery. three months in the coun-
ty jail; William l.. jefferson, carrying
concealed weapons. 10 days in the
county Jail. Edward Warters, assault,
is months in tho worlshouse; William
Taylor. carrying concealed weapons,
30 days IN the county Jail; Arnold
Dorman assault and battery, six
months In the worhhouse Frederick
Paisley, assault. three months in the
county Jail.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
COMPANIES CHARTERED.

Special to rHE EVENING JOURNAL.
DOVER oct. THE State Depart
ment OF Delaware issued certificates OF
amendment to Price & CO. (incorpor-
ated), increasing its capital stock from
$500 to 100000.
The Diamond Safety Razor Company
was incorporated to manufacture safe
" razors and all accessories or articles
used in conjunction with safety razors.
The incorporators are Malcom T. Hell.
Clifton T. Hell. both Of Allentown. Pa,
and George C. Stcigier OF Wilmington
The cauital stock Is slee.oo0.
Evening journal., 1909-10-07
NEWS NOTES
OF NEW CASTLE
Church Folk to Present
"DeeStriCt SkuIe" on FRI
day Night

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
NEW CASTLE. Oct. 6.--New Castle has
many bellies and bells and yesterday It
got another boil which will tell Of fires
It formerly hung in the tower of Made |
ley NJ. Z. Church, wilmington. bus II
was too heavy for the frame structure.
Lewis Sutton. Of Rose Hin, bought the
bell and the Good VIII Fire Company
purchased it from Sutton. 1t will be
placed in the tower and when IL peals
forth it's alarm all will know there Is a
ire
There are several applications for the
position or ianitor Of "Ye Deestrict
School. The entertainment tomorrow
evening in the Opera House by the Will
ing Workers Of the NJ. f. Church. prom
ises to be a pleasing affair. Chairman
Uriah Perkins win appoint the janitor to-
morrow evening. The program follows:
Overture by the Country Band. COM
posed of Brice Nalette. Lee Clothier, John
Nsylor, Kenard Naylor George Madden
Van Lancaster. George Ford. Irving Dun
can; scene !, examination OF teachers,
school committee Uriah Perkins, Ed
Naylor: Jacob Billaker, Harold Hobbs;
John Smith, Mr. Maniove applicants.
Miss Dashaway. Miss Elsie johnson: Miss
sallie Simple, Mrs. John Brdgewateri
Miss sharp, Miss Mary McGoniglo; HeEi-
kiah Pendergrass, Den Quimby; Scene H.
First day OF school, Hezikiah Pender-
gass, teacher; scholars. Luther Brown
the infant OF the school. Harry Smith;
sally Brown, Miss Arminella Gambril;
sam snoolSs, the lisper, Howard VII
helme: Faithful Snooks. Miss Greta Nc
CURE: Sim Dipsey, the bad boy, Robert
Murry, Jr.; Matilda Billings, Ella Gravel;
Billy Crowfoot, Mr. Van Dyke Stewart
Susan Crowfoot, Lillian Montgomery,
David snobcs, Clarence stradley; Jeru-
sha. Dickson. Miss Marie Gambril steven
Samuel Tucker, Elmer Meggnson; sa-
mantha Piper, the giggler, Miss Myrtle
Mcclure; Mehitable Jones, in love With
the teacher and the pet scholar, Miss
Mary Morrison,
Scene III, The last day of school. Visit
ors: Mrs. Dipsey. Mrs. James Lupton'
Mrs snooks, Mrs. Elmer Megginson;
Mirandy Dipsey, Miss Laura Chandler.
Hunter and Sons have completed
handsome granite monument 10 be erect
cd to the memory Of j. Harvey Wilhelm
who was killed in the Delmar wreck last
February.
Repairs are being made to the broken
water mains.
Collector Leach is yet ievying on wages
for taxes
Manager Edwin White Of the Holy
Name football club wants TO hear from
all 1856 pounds teams. He has open dates
for a number OF games. He expects 10
play ST. Eiizaboth's team on Saturday at
Battery Park.
Madison Lansston IS critically Ill with
typhoid fever.