Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1909-08-23
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No, Maudle, the elevator in the
state house Is not raised with yeast
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That big Oregon delegation going
to Coos Bay to boost for oregon is
what sent The cool breezes in from
the ocean yesterday
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The Oregonian mas flowery edi-
torial in which it calls hop picking
the poetry of toll" This is another
of the oregonian's hop" dreams.
The auto got in its deadly work
again at Indianapolis Saturday. This
time it divided up its custom and
killed three outsiders.
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Rev. Jacob Finger of Baker City
is to marry. In this case one finger
will give both hand and heart to
his wife.
Secretary Ballinger says he Tex
poets people to kick" He sure isn't
being disappointed in his expecta.
tions.
The Daily coast Mail, without maxi
ing any blow about Il, just increased
its size to a six-column folio. and
It filled all of them with news, too.
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If that egg Columbus balanced had
been as ancient as some that find
their way into the Salem markets
sometimes, the experiment would not
have been so successful.
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A Ddlles girl recently killed a
coyote with a club, which shows The
Dalles girls are irresistible by man
or beast, they having settled the man
part of this statement long ago.
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The doctor who examined Harri-
man said the principal cause Of his
breakdown was that he didn't have
enough to eat Wherein, then, is he
better off than the veriest tramp or
beggar?
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The Porter Brothers and the
Twohy Brothers, who are making
such a strenuous fight for Hill and
Hartman, respectively also had a
close race for auto licenses. but the
Porters got there first, getting No.
2227 to Twohys 222S.
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Those children of the Ghetto in
Chicago are to learn the meaning OF
that famous advertisement, reading
Good Morning! Have you used
Pears soap?" Every day will be
wash day when the Chicago schools
open.
While the world Is disputing a.
to the champion flyer, The Journal
desires TO call attention to the fact
that some American bank cashiers,
with the banks funds for ballast,
have made the record flights.
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Saturday a dispatch in the Journal
read "a corpse OF detectives are
looking for" etc. OF course, It was
a mlsprint, but the corpse Of detec-
tives will probably get results as
quickly as the live ones so II really
makes no difference.
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Chicago advertises for II widows,
strong OF muscle and Arm OF mind,
TO remove the outside quires OF dirt
from Ghetto school children
Women with a cold, steely glitter in
their eyes and economical lips |
(straight and narrow will be given
the preference.
Living close 10 nature may be tho
proper thing as some cranks assert.
The Digger Indians and Bushmen OF
are examples OF the sys-
tenn. Both are about as close to
nature as they can get, but unlike
heir educated nature faddists. they
live the only way they know how.
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Roosevelt is evidently like Andy
Johnson, Swing around the CIRQUE"
He has already acquired from tin
BORN colleges some 500 degrees.
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Prof. Eliot insists that five feet
II books is enough and that the bible
s antiquated. The shelf is probably
zig enough for college professors.
tut the average American can fnd
hings worth while outside of so |
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