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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
~ AssocIated Presa.

Washington, May Ex-senator
Bailey, of Texas, and w. S. Manning,
representative of the New York Times
in the senate press gallery, exchanged
blows Just as the senate adjourned
today as the result of a converse
ton they had in reference TO an ar
ticle printed by the Times question
ing the sincerity of the senator IN
mis- course on the income tax. Neither
participants was injured as they were
separated by Senator Clapp, Porto
Rican Commissioner Larrinaga and
number of senate employees and news
paper correspondents.
A bitter attack upon the author OF
the article in the New York Times
charging that Senator Bailey had
nlayed into the hands of Senator Al
Glick By his course in demanding an
immediate vote on the income tax
amendment. and had thus caused a
split of forces in supporting the
amendment, was made by Bailey on
the floor of the senate today. He
not only asserted the writer of the
articles was an Infamous liar but
he is a miserable creature unfit to as
sOciate with honest men"
According to both men. the sena-
tors language during his conversation
became very emphatic and Manning
responded that he had mot the honor
u write the story"
Bailey says the word honor was
emphasized in a manner intended TO
be offensive.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
BANQUET To Be
GIVEN IN HONOR
OF ROOSEVELT
ACCEPTS INVITA-
TON TO A PUBLIC BANQUET
RESULT OF THE HUNTING TRIP
HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED.
Rv Associated Press.

Nairobi, B. E. A, May 27.-Theo-
dore Roosevelt, who is at present the
guest of Governor Jackson of NairoDl'
has accepted an invitation to a pub
lie banquet to be given here in his
honor August 3.
The result of the expedition hunt
ing trip has been assembled Mr..
Roosevelt secured eight specimens OF
game of % different varieties. With
the exception of six specimens they
are all for the national museum at
Washington. The naturalists OF the
marty have obtained about l 900 speci-
mems of birds, mammals and snakes
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
INCOME TAX IS
PASSED OVER
UNTIL JUNE 10
SENATOR BAILEY COULD NOT
SUCCEED IN GETTING CONSENT
OF ALpRICH TO A VOTE IN ADJ
VANCE OF TARIFF SCHEDULES
Nv Associated Press.

Washington. May 27.-By the decis-
i've vote of so to 80 the senate today
decided to postpone until June 10
further consideration of the income
tax question in connection with the
tariff. Bailey presented his argument
in his usual forcible manner, but did
not succeed in prevailing upon Sena-
tor AIdrich to concede to vote on
the income tax in advance OF the tar1n
schedules.
Two amendments to the sugar
schedule. on which votes were taken,
we're those eliminating duties or a
standard test from the tariff schedule
and lowering the duty on refined sugar
from 80 cents per pound to 1.S2 IL
cents per pound, and both were de-
feated
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Mississippi Leaves New
Orleans for. Pensacola

Mississippi. Next Tuesday the Mis-.
sissippi, while at anchor near the is
land will receive a handsome silver
service from the people of the state
whose name she bears. The occasion
will be a memorable one and will be
the cause of festivities in the various
Mississippi coast towns near Horn
Island. Entertainments nave already
been arranged at Pascagoula, Scran-
ton. Biloxi and Gulfport
The Mississippi will sail from Horn
Island June and will probably reach
Philadelphia June 8.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
By Associated Press.

Washington, May 27.-The Con
Illustrated sheet. 1t never has been
Very profusely decorated with pic
lures. but occasionally a wideawake
senator or representative has sue
cSeded in having printed some article
carrying illustrations. Even that linl-
tied privilege has been withdrawn.
When the step was taken no one
knows, but Senator Owen of OtIlahO-
ma made the discovery. Ii came yes
terday at the conclusion of the adj
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
SPECIAL COMMITTEE URGES THAT
THE DRAINAGE WORK BE PUSHED
FORWARD AS RAPIDLY ASPOSSIBLE
Will Report on Deep
Waterways Project

Two days this week have been de-
voted in the main to the deep water
way survey made by the special engi-
neers authorized to make the survey
nnd the subject will be taken up
again next Monday. By Tuesday, it
is hoped, the report will be ready
to be submitted. Unless the secretary
is ready to report to congress, no
statement will be made as TO the fing;-
ings reached in the matter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Congressional Record No
Longer Illustrated Sheet

dress of Senator Bristow on the sugar
schedule on the tariff biz.
Mr.. Owen then sought to have in
serted in the Record an illustration
of the scale by which the sugar trust.
as alleged, succeeded in under weigh
:hg sugar for the purpose of eTadinS
the payment of duty. Mr. Owen stat
ed that he had asked to have this
Illustration inserted ia the Record
wnen he recently spoke on that sub
jecU and was surprised 20 sud tina;
the right was denied MIN. He want
ed. he said. 10 make a public record
Of the practice.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
GOV. HASKELL
AGAIN UNDER
INDICTMENT
GRAN pJoaY INVESTIGATING THE
MUskoeEE TOWN LOT FRAUD
CASES RETURNS TRUE BILLS
AGAINST GOVERNOR AND NUM-
Der OF OTHERS.
BY Associated Press.

Tulsa, Okla, May Establishments
charging fraud in the Muskogee town
lot cases were returned by the United
States grand jury tonight against
Governor Charles \. Haskell, F. b.
Sewers, ". 7. Hutchins, G. W. Turner,
A. q. English and W. E. Eaton
The accused men are charged with
obtaining titles from the government
to town lots in Muskogee by illegal
methods The bond in each case was
fixed at $4,000 and was promptly fur
uiShed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
BY Associated Press.

New Orleans, May Gin order
that the bunkers may be full of coal
when the trip to Philadelphia is made
early in June, the battleship Missis-
sippi left here this morning for Pen
sacoIa. Fla, where 1000 tons of coal
will be taken on board. The Mis-
sissippi will probably arrive az Pen
sacola early tomorrow morning. She
will coal on Friday and Saturday and
on Sunday or Monday will start Cor
Horn Island, OF the gulf coast OF
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
sy Associated P,,ess.

Denver, Col, May 27.-President
Taft. Emperor William and President
Elliot of Harvard University, were
placed on dry" pedestals by the gen
eraI assembly of the Presbyterian
S,burch today when their examples
IF turning tee-tO-talers after many
,saerc was commended in the approval
Of the report of the temperance COM
..s,+taa ~ the assembly. The tenn
rerance report advocated far reaching
refoTms which il is proposed to
sckieve by memorials TO congress.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
HORSE RACING
IN FLORIDA Is
KNOCKED OUT
SENATE PASSES TIE SLOAN
ANTI GAMBLING 'BILL-NUMER
Gus OTHER BILLS PASS THE.
SENATE IN AFTERNOON sEs-
SION.
Rx Fred M. Allen,

Tallahassee, May 27.--Without a
word of debate the senate this after
noon Dessed the Sloan anti gambling
BILL which cuts out horse racing and
track gambling in the state. The
vote was eighteen to seven.
The senate also passed the Hum
phries bill providing for the parolins
of state prisoners, the Beard constitu-
tional amendment removing the attor-
ney general from the pardon board.
the Cook constitutional amendment
relating to calling special terms of
court in murder cases, the Williams
bill relating to the collection of claims
OF lost damaged freight or express,
and the Baker bill placing telegraph
companies under the jurisdiction of
the railroad commission.
Today it passed eighteen bills and
killed ten.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Declares Drainage of Ever
glades is Absolutely
Feasible.
LANDS CAN NOW BE
SOLD FOR MILLIONS

DOES NOT ADVISE SALE OF LANDS
AT PREsENT-sAYs AN ANNUAL
INCOME CAN BE SECURED OF
FROM TWO TO FOUR MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS FROM IRRIGATION
ALoNE-IF NECESSARY RECON-
MENDs LETTING SOME WORK
OUT BY CONTRACT.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
BY Associates Press.

Memphis, Tenn, May H.-Reports
from the surrounding country bring
reports of damage by the rain and
wind storms. Mississippi and Arkan-
sas seems to have suffered most. The
Arkansas river is flooding the sur
rounding country and food warnings
have been sent out that ofaer rivers
VIII rise above the danger point. In
both states the crops are said TO nave
been almost totally destroyed, while
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Mississippi and Ark.
Suffered From Storm

numbers of towns are under water
and families have been driven TO the
roofs OF their homes and the only
means Of transit is by boat.
Great damage has been done to the
railroads and in several places trains
are tied up unable TO move. while
the telephone and telegraph wires are
down in many localities.
Yesterday a tornado passed over
the. northern portion o. Mississippi,
Rrecking many houses. As yet no
deaths have been remarked
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
SENATOR BAILEY AND
II. Y. NEWSPAPER MAN
FIGHT IN GALLERY
81 Associated Press.

Washington, May 27.-As a result
of special consideration, the board OF
engineers of the war department
charged with the duty Of recommend
ing to the secretary of war what re-
port shall be made to congress in
regard to the deep waterway project
from st. louis to the gulf may con-
clude its Iabors on this subject next
Tuesday Already tie board has
agreed upon the general features Of
the report.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
AND LOBBYING IN
HOUSE ALLEGED By LIGHT
IN A STRONG RESOLUTION
Member From Marion
Springs Sensation at
Morning Session.
BAARS AND HOLT
WITHIN THE RAILS

THE JACKSONVILLE CHARTER
BILL CAUSE OF THE TROUBLE
HOUSE REPORTS THE GEN.
ERAL REVENUE RILL-SENATE
PASSES TO THIRD READING
BILL PROHIBITING CHILDREN
AFFECTED WITH TUBERCULo-
SIS ATTENDING SCHOOLS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
THIRTEEN HANGED.

Constantinople. May 27.-Thirteen
men were hanged in public at day
break in ConstantinOple today. hav-
ing previously been found guilty of
completely in the revolutionary out
break o. April Is. The Bodies were
left exposed TO view for short time
only
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Taft Placed on the "Dry"
PedestaIby PresbyterianS

Here are some of them:
That the receipt of revenue in any
form from the liquor trsfic be dis
continued
That the federal government shall
no longer issue liquor tax receipts in
prohibition territory.
That interstate shipments Of IL
Quor be discontinued.
That a prohibitory zone. % miles
in width. be established around every
Indian reservation
That the mails be closed to the adj
yertising or the distribution of liquor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Testimony in CazaIaS
Impeachment Trial Ends

the afternoon of the lynching, that
trouble could come while the state un-
dertOok to show that the officer was
frequently warned that his man was
in great danger. The chief justice
said that the court would begin work
on the testimony right away but did
not give any idea of whom he thought
verdict would be reached. The ar
gument was concluded at pm
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
HALLAToN THE WINNER.

EPSON, May 27.-The royal stakes
handicap of 1000 sovereigns, Cor 3
year-olds and up, distance six fur
ioncs, was run here today and won
BY Hallaton. Poor Boy was second
and Raeberry third. Among the elev-
en- starters was H. p. Whitney's
DeIirieum
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
STEAMER BREAKING UP.

New Orleans, May 27.-Advices. re-
oeived here from Belize. Spanish Hon
duras, state that the Norwegian
steamer Kong Erode, which went
ashore near Half Moon Caya, off the
Honduras coast. some weeks ago, is
breaking up and nothing can be done
IN save her
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
BY Associated Press.

Montgomery, Ala, May 27.-The i'm
parchment trial Of Sheriff Frank Caz-
alas, of Mobile county, held before
the supreme court on a charge of fail
ure to protect a negro from mob,
reached tne argument stage today,
two hours being allowed to each side.
The defense argued that there was
no reason to believe at o'clock on
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
THos. J. sHAHAN NAMED.

Baltimore, Md, May 27.-Cardinal
Gibbons received a letter yesterday
fIom the cardinal secretary of state
at Rome announcing that the pope
appointed DR.. Thomas j. Shahan, at
present provisional head of the Cath
Ollie University at Washington, to be
rector of the institution.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
Exchanged Blows Just After
Adjournment of the
Senate.
RESULT OF ATTACK
MADE ON SENATOR

NEW YORK TIMES REPRESENTA-
TIVE QUESTIONED MOTIVES OF
BAILEY AND ASSERTED He HAD
PLAYED INTO THE HANDS OF
ALDRIcH IN DEMANDING AN
IMMEDIATE VOTE ON THE IN
COME TAX AMENDMENT.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
JOHNSON READY TO FIGHT.

San Francisco May 27.-It was
learned yesterday that Champion Jack
johnson has declared his Willingness
~ meet Al Kaufman in this city in
II,Iv or August for 5000. win, loose
on. draw. Two local fight promoters,
Lecariand CoffToth have been in COM
nunication with johnson and TO both
he made the same reply.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
RAILWAY Y. M. c. A. CONFERENCE

ST. Louis, May 27.-The thirteenth
international conference of the rail-
road Y. NJ. C. A. began here today
with J. j. McCooke, of. New York,
presiding. The ]. 800 delegates will
be here until Sunday evening.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
TRACK TEAM LEAVES.

Princeton, y. J.. May 27.-The
Princeton track team left here today
TO compete in the intercollegiate
meet at Cambridge tomorrow. Twelve
men compose the squad and Princeton
Is more confident than she has been
in a decade of getting second or
third place
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
DR.. ELIOT ON VISIT.

Cambridge, Mass, May 27.-Dr.
Charles w Eliot. who retired from
the presidency of Harvard College last
week, left the university city today
for visit to the Western Alumni As
sociation of the university and to
deliver various addresses.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1909-05-28
CARNEGIE LONDON.

Paris, May 27.-Andrew Carnegie
and his daughter left here today for
London.
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
INVESTIGATION FOLLOWS
Filming OF SKELETON
tBy United Press.)

IsLIP, L. l., Oct. 19.-Coroner Saw
age today began an investigation fol
lowing the finding of a skeeton of a
young woman partly charred by fire in
the underbrush near here late yester'
day.
1t Is believed that he body had been
there about a year. The coroner is
satisfied that it a ease of murder.
The woman had been of slender
build. Her clothing found near the
skeleton was of excellent quality, the
veil bearing the name "chwartz." A
gold bracelet still chung to the wrist
of the skeleton and a necklace and a
~heart-shaped locket we're found near.
Friends think that 1t is the remains
Of May Smith, a nurse Of the Manhat-
tan Hospital, who disappeared about
a year Ago.. The Smith girl was sup
posed to have been the aancee of Gus.
tay Schwartz. VINO is now in jail IN
Connection with the killing OF Irving
Nelson, who was shot in the back
while returning from the hospital a
year ago. The Smith girl disappeared
then, but no search was made.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
Rlrthday Partlee.

Miss Lucy Nease was given a de
rightful birthday party Monday after
noon from three until half past lys
by her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar
at their home, 126 Pike street,
Belleview. Quite a number of little
folks enjoyed the afternoon with the
hostess. Those present were Hannah
and Blondena Boiling. Maud Chase,
Mabel Everson, Flossie Merrtfeld,
Nettie Fast, Lora Collins, Edith Harr,
Mary Walsh, Agnes sapp, Ruby and
opal Hamilton, Mary Roush, Master
Frederick Wilson, Harold Roush and
Master Bright Fawcett.
The same afternoon Mis-. Eease
gave quite a surprise to her mother.
Mrs. Frank Wilson, as 1t was tae
birthday anniversary OF Mrs. Wilson
also. TIE affair was cleverly planned
by Mrs. Nease and her mother was
happily surprised. At first she thought
the lady friends were there to enjoy
the children's fun. Later all were In
vtted to the dining room which was
tastefully decorated with flowers. De-
licious refreshments were served
Those present were Mrs. sapp, Mrs
Handlton, MIR. and Mrs, G, NJ. Faw'
cett, MRS. Nelly Fresner and son, Har-
ry, of Newark, Ohio; Mrs. VIM. Faw'
.cett, MIsses cdaftott and Delphta
.Fawcett and Rev. Gross, OF Barraek.
.viue Miss Lucy and Mrs, Wilson
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19

each received a number of,yery hand.
some presents.
CONTRIBUTED.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
SPAIN SHAKEN UP.
CRy United Press.)

MADRID, via Hendaye, Oct. IA
Premier Maura today announced that
he will not resign, but It is belived
that Alfonso is recognizing that the
tnatlonal life of Spain is at stake and
will force his retirement. It is known
that the King has received a forcetul
inttnation from England and France
that Maura's policies r stirring up
revolt that threatens all Europe. AZ;
Lfons6 Is turning to "Bnthcers weyleE
for advice.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
PoRroLA FESTIVAL.
nv unit.a Preaa.N

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 1s..-'Frts'
co.'s Portcla Festival opened today
with the celebrating OF the discovery
OF San Francisco hay by Don Gaspqt
de Portola in 17GI and the recovery
Of the city from tie earthquake three
years ago. A hundred thousand dol
las was spent in decorations. Tile
,Paeific meet Of waIhips and eight yes
sells from foreign countries is partic.
fpated in the celebration.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19

Morgantown, being members of one
of the old families. and are guests Of
their sisters, Miss Emma ]. Protzman
and Mrs. NJ. l.. Casselberry. They
were educated at Woodburn and Nor.
gantown Summaries, and are repre-
tatiyes of a family of eight sisters
daughters of the late john Protzman.
They were prominent in social and
educational circles in early life and
continue to exert an influence in in
teIlectual and religious life in their
respective homes.-Norgantown POST
Chornicle.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
Morqantown Visitors.

This city is favored by the visit Of
Mrs Blue; Of Concordia, Kansas, the
widow of Colonel Richard w. Blue,
prominent in business circles and hay.
ing served In congress; Mrs. Temple,
OF oeeolaS Ia, wife Of Judge NJ, L.
Temple. nov United States Attorney
Tor the southern District OF Iowa, and
Mrs. Brown, of Springfield, MASSEY wife
Off. "a. Brown a prominent railroad
omclal! The ladies' are all natives OF
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
chriatLan church NotIee.

There Will be a4workers meeting at
the Central Christian Church this
Tuesday) evening at 1880 O'Clock ~
is the desire to have all who are In
terested in the revival to BEGIN next
Sunday morning present Theirs are
a number Of matters about which
conference ID needed There M pc
d cottage meeting IN each wara ofthe.
CIV tomorrow at 10 IA Baptism
at the service onlortc yenng
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
poLlcE couRT

Two prisners were before the mayor
this morning. They were plain drunhH
ami were fined six dollars each
Morgan williams who d scheduled
for a wrestling bout at the Grand op
.ra House next Wednesday nigbt WITH
skinner Youst, Of Cincinnati mixed Il
up with a man In a street hsht on
GERS Waldo and Hess arrested wiz
lians. j. j. Parkes put ~ en dollars.
for Williams and ne lethis frien1
stick. Williams was not II police
court and the money went 70 the city
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
An Artless distinction.

Lewis. aged three asked his mota-
er what he a made OF. The mother
replied, Sugar, because you are 30
sweet" Soon after she heard him
declare to his ltttls colored compan-
ion, "I am made o. white sugar and.
you are made of brown sugar."-The
Delineator for November.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
MISSOURI DEMOCRATS.

KANSAS CITY, oct. 1910 re-
claim the "mysteri1s stranger" from
the ranks OF the Grand Old Party Is
the hope and aim OF a Democratic
conference in this city to-day. Near
.ly all OF the party aaders OF the State
are here, with the important excep-
ton OF Senator w. Stone, who is in
-Europe.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
a Mask Dance.

The Triangle Club yesterday Issued
invitations for a mask dance for the
evening of FridIay, October 20. The
event is arranged in celebration OF
Halloween which falls on Saturday
The invitation reads: 4
The Triangle Club
requests your presence at the
Second Of a series Of dances
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
"a Viait ReIatlves.

Mrs. T. M. Gathright and son, Tom,
and Mrs. W. e. waddell, of covIng-
ton. Va. are expected here on SO
Thursday to be the GUESTS of their
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Stone. for
several weeks.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
No1IcE.

Seaton Camp No 5000, R. N. Of A.,
win meet in regular session this even
ing. All members ire requested to be
present to make arrangements for
their social to be held on Hallow Fen.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
19O9-10
Masonic Temple, FaIrmont
Friday, October 20, $3.50 p. m.
19O9-1O
Mask Dance

Patronesses-Mrs. w S. HIlymond,
Mrs. ]. A. Clark, Mrs. NJ. A. Jolliffe,
Mrs. T. w. Fleming, Mrs. l.. G.
Race, Mrs. w. H. Conway, Mrs. A.
It. Watson, Mrs. c. E. Smith, Mrs.
M. M. Nicely, Mrs. A. G. Martin, Mrs
Earl H. Smith.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19
Lett for seattle.

Miss Mary Russell left this morn.
Ing for Seattle, Wash, where she will
spend the next several months.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-10-19

Take a free STREET car ride to j.. H.
snidera Furniture store. See adVer-
tIsement. 81
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-05-08
III 1umor
ONLY A TRAMP.
But He Was There With the Nerve In
a Lunch Parlor.

But He Was There With the Nerve In
a Lunch Parlor.
He was only a tramp but he was
there with the nerve. Entering the
fashionable lunch paror. he pompous.
ly seated himself at table, deyoured
a pickle and dropped seven Jumps Of
sugar and two biscuits into his coat
pocket. Then he sampled the horse
radish, drank a glass Of water and
glanced at the menu.
"WellP snapped the tall waiter In
the low cut waistcoat.
"Well, howdy, pal?" called the stran-
ger affably. what you got to eat?"
Everything" responded the waiter
In icy tones.
"on my word! Got any Welsh rab,
bitW
Eyes"
How do you serve itT
"Any way you want It,"
The tramp moved his chair out a
few inches.
"Well, give me the left hind foot,
old sport. l want 1t for luck"
And, helping himself to another bis
cult, the tramp lodged a saucer and
vanished into the night. : Chicago
News.