Amador ledger., 1909-12-24
GLOBE SIGHTS

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seem absurd to you
ANY man who will tell his wrongs
will exaggerate them.
A drunken man always wants to talk
about his responsibility.
After you have attained triumph, il
doesn't seem so great, does it?
Most of the people known as Bohe-
mians should be known as buns.
No girl, except the Gould and Van
derbit girls, has enough to live on.
When lattery is readily recognized,
it is sign it is aimed at someone else.
If mans family appreciates him, he
doesn't miss it so much If the world
doesn't.
A real smart man is one smart enough
to know when he is being made fun of.
A farmer always known farm in his
neighborhood that has starved one or
two owners.
When you are guilty of mean trick,
ever remark how sneaking it makes
you feel?
How important politician looks
when he says to a reporter: 81 have
nothing to say.
When a man is left a widower, then
the neighbors find out what kind of a
man he really is.
1t doesn't take much to start ro-
nance, but there is usually wreck at
the stopping place.
Just because Jeffries and Johnson
make money fighting, there is no cause
for you to be quarrelsome.
Whenever a man begins to say that
the people want change, it means that
he is candidate for something.
The winning policy is the one politi-
clans are greatly interested in, although
they don't talk about it much
When you are invited anywhere, and
don't go, the hostess pre- ends to be
more disappointed than she really is.
A man is never so anxious to fight as
when he feels some one strong enough
for the occasion is holding him.
What has become of the old fashioned
woman who said when new garment
was loo large: "lt's good FAULT"
When man tells what a wonderful
shot he used to be with rifle, it is
usually safe TO assume that he is unre-
liable.
If you don't admire Christmas, keep
your mouth shut. With some people it
is worse to speak i'll of Christmas than
to speak i'll of the dead
How sweet the short girls look, when
they are seventeen or eighteen But
after they begin to get the middle age
spread, they don't look so cute.
What has become of the old fashioned
timid woman who thought when she
travelled it was the duty of every man
she saw 10 help her on her way.
Every person would be better off if he
would use the little sense he has. But
most people abuse the little sense they
have as much as they abuse their
stomacEs.
mother thinks so much of her
daughter that she likes the poor stick
the girl selects for hubsand, and a
father thinks so much OF his daughter
that he doesn't.
. 1t is said of Daysey Mayme Appleton
that sne was the only girl who ever
visited in the country VINO could slop
the hogs, and at the same time wear a
soulful expression.
The attention OF the woman who
thinks if she wasn't hampered by
husband and children, she'd show the
world how to make money, is called to
the thousands of women who are not,
and don't.
When visitors come from out of town,
their host thinks he is showing them all
there is to be seeen if he takes them
over town, but his wife has a strong
conviction that they should also see the
cemetery.
A Connecticut farmer planted tobacco
seeds that had lain in jar for fotry five
years. The seeds raised healthy plants
and were declared to be tobacco by
factory experts just in time to save them
from going into the cold slaw.
Bodies buried for $50 years have been
found in Siberia in a perfect state OF
preservation.
A New York girl, having tried unsuc-
cessfully to commit suicide on five
different occasions, went and gol
married.
Nine Guadalupe de Haro, Mexican
and descendant Of the Montezumas, is