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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
SEALED TENDERS.
Road Machinery.

Sealed bids will be received by the
Board Of Supervisors Of the County
of Kauai, Territory of Hawaii, uu-
I'll one O'Clock p. IN. July 9Th, 1903.
for furnishing ONE TRACTION EN-
CINE and THREE MACADAM-
SPREADING CARS.
Specifications OF same may be had
by applying to j. II. Moragne,
County Engineer, Lihue, Kauai, Ter
ritOry OF Hawaii. iSO9-l0t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

THE. STEAMER W. G. Hall. Cap,
tain Thompson, left for KOna.Kan
ports today, sailing at noon. She took
the place of the Mauna Loa, which Is
undergoing general overhauling
Among the passengers who departed
on her was H. l.. Holsteiu, Speaker q
the House OF Representatives
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
PI'PUKEA.

\ Pineapple ranch. red soil, over
100 acres in area. 81 acres cul.
tivated and planted; 10 acres
with rich dark green pineapple
plants: acres in lines. break
fruit, papaia ana assorted fruit
trees; two springs and water
streams with Is acres of rich
bottom vegetable land. Will
pay for itself In two years.
Price, 10000.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
REPAIRING.

Woven Wire Mattresses repaired at
the Factory Honolulu Wire Bed
Co., 1850 Alapai st. Telephone
535. 3945-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
KAPAIIUI.u.

About 3 acres. situate within a
quarter of mills from the car
line. A small cottage, chicken
house. 5000 gal. tank, and fenced
and cross fenced. Government
water connected, also a well ON
the premises. About . acres are
planted with alfalfa and about
80 fine year old cotton trees
growing there. Good for chick.
On ranch. pig ranch or small
dairy. Price, $500.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

10000 CocOanuts just arrived on
schooner Concord, from Tanning
Island. Miller Salvage Co. p. o.
Box 527. 42S5-tt
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

Bulletin Business Office Phone 256.
Bulletin Editorial Room Phone 1856.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
Real f. j''''s'
SO S. King ST.
BY AUTHORITY
SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed bids will be received by the
of the County of Kauai.
Territory of Hawaii, at Lihue until
two o'clock p. IN. June I'd. 1909, for
ONE NO. 3 AUSTIN GYRATORY
ROCK CRUSHER (CRUSHEl
ONLY.
Bidders will state net price +. o.
u. steamer at San Francisco or Flee
le. Kauai, and mention shortest time
of delivery.
J. II. MORAGNE,
County Road Supervisor.
43l2-lOt
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
Oahu Railway
Time Table.
OUTWARD.

For Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-s9:i5 q. m., 1920 D. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mil and Way
Stations-t7:30 a. n. 1915 a. m,
'11:05 a. m. '2:15 y. m. 1920 p. m,
1913 y. m, 1880 y. IN. tll:00 y. N.
For Wahiawa-'9:l5 n m. and
s5:15 p. IN.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from kahuku,
Waialua and waianae--'s:36 a. m.
..5:31 p. m.
Arrive in Honolulu from Eva Mil
and Pearl Clty-t7:46 a. m, 1886
q. m, 'l0:3s a. m, '1:4o p. IN, '4:3l
y m, 1891 p. m, 'z.3O p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiaws-
1886 u. m. and '5al y. Us.
-
Daily.
I Eek. Sunday.
/ Sunday Only.
The Haleiwa Limited. twohour
train (only frst-c,ass tickets hon.
ored), leaves Honolulu every Sunday
at 1929 a. m; returning. arrives IN
Honolulu ut 1910 y. IN. The Limited
stops only at Pearl CITY and Wnianae
@. p. DENlsoN. v. G. SMITH.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

E-"For Fsni" CARDS on sale at
me Bulletin office,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
w A N T S
@0@ @@00 O @@0W
WANTED FOR SALk
FOR SALk

Advertisements Under this Heading
One Cent Per Word Each Day. No Ad
refreshments Inserted for Less Than
Ten Cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
WANTED

advertisements Under this Healing
One Cent Per Word Each Day. No Ad.
vert;sements Inserted for Less Than
Ten Cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
MANOA VALLEY.

MANOA VALLEY.
rive aud q half acres up ManOa
Valley, planted with Alligator
Pears, Mango, Papaia and Ia.
mana trees. About $1,000 worth
of ferns. palms. flowers and yoE-
ctablcs In great variety grow
ing on the premises. A Cottage,
Carriage House. Servants Quar-.
ters and Stable. AMI two good
wells on the place.
4 fine location Tor a gardener ar
florist. Price, $500
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
Real 4; ,jt'''i''s'
q q FOR SALE
Small Farms and
Suburban Acreage

OAHU.
Homestead at Hauuia, within
400 feet from Railroad depot,
containing acres uI good agri.
cultural land: and beach houEn
and furniture. including piano.
House Is twO.stO,ies high and
situated on the main Govern
mcnt Road around the Island.
Price. SliUG.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
PLUMBING.

zee Sing Kee. Plumber and Tinsmith,
Smith St., bet. Hotel and Pauahi.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

7. J. Byrne, for eight years employed
by the Metropolitan Meat Com
pany, Limited, as its collector, has
established collection agency at
Room II Campbell block, Merchant
street, Honolulu. Reference: G.
]. Waller. I292-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

For few months --Nicely furnished
cottage on Waikiki Beach. Ad-
dress p. o. Box 2i7. 43l7-1w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
OSTEOPATHY.

DR.. Schurmann. Hours SO a. m. i;
3.6 p. m. 224 Emma Square.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
PAI.OI.O.

II acres OF good tillable land
with cottage, servants quarters.
water tank and fencing. etc, etc.
Must be sold; a bargain.
Price. $3.50.
9 acres fine arabic lands.
Price, $500.
KALlHI VALLEY.
About i y acres. fronting on the
Kalihi street, planted with lime
and banana trees. 4 house Of
bedrooms. II stable and chicken
houses and fire fencing on the
land. Price. $1,000.
2Sh acces fine arabic land.
stream OF water. Price, $3.50.
. acres land, so Of which Is
rice land with dwelling aud
chicken house. Price, $4,000.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

1875 editorial rooms--2JG bust
ness office. These are the telephone
,urbsrs OF tho Bulletin office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21
TO LET

Large yard and ouibuildings, suit
able for contractor. carpenter, etc.
Apply, The Knutsford. lG9 Bere-
tania street. i31G-3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

Bookkeeper wanted for plantation
store on Hawaii. Apply No. s,
bullet u Office. I3lI-3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-05-21

. acres fine arabic lands.
Price. $500.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
Pointed Paragraphs.

A man seldom goes to a prett y
woman for advice.
Most people have a lot Of infu-
ence-with themselves.
How much worry the things that
never happen worry u.s.
The lofty ideas of a poet may be
due to living in a garret.
Everything is possible to those
who do not shy at the impossible.
If you don't like the rules of the
game start game of your own.
A woman can understand any,
thing if she isn't asked to explain
why she does.
Even a worthless man is worth
more to himself than he would be
to an undertaken.
If girl refuses to wear short
skirts on a rainy day, it's sign
that she hasn't small feet.
A girl seldom resents q mans at
tempt to firt with her unless she
is in love with some other man.
Aud the average married woman
would doubtless spend more mon-
ey if her husband hal any more
for her to spend.-Chicago News.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
SHERIFF'S SALE UNDER SCHOOL

SHERIFF'S SALE UNDER SCHOOL
FUND MORTGAGE.
BY virtue and authority of an order oi
sale. dated 9th day of February. 1909. is
sued from the Office of the clerk of the
county court of Washington County Mis-
souri,. and to me directed, in favor OF
Washington County to the use of school
township 36. range one east, and against
Anderson Landlord and Edward Lank-
ford. as principals. and Louis F. Dining
and Edward T. Eversole. as securities:
and, whereas, to secure the payment of
the sum of one hundred and fifteen and
o4-1oo dollars. borrowed by the said
Anderson Lankford and Edward Lark
ford of the school funds of said township
sc. range one east, and the interest there
on. the said Anderson Landlord and Ed
ward Landlord (both of whom were single
and unmarried) executed mortgage on
the and day of May. 1901. to Washington
County, Missouri, conveying the real es
tate hereinafter described, which mort
gage is duly recorded in record book "K",
at page 4o, records of Washington Comfy,
Missouri: and whereas. default has been
made in the payment of principal. and the
interest due thereon. amounting in the
aggregate to the sum of one hundred AID
twenty dollars and twenty cents 10 20 2o).
Now, therefore. in compliance with the
order Of sale aforesaid. I will sell the fol-
lowing tract of land described in said
mortgage at the front door of the court
house in the city of Fotosi, Washington
County, Missouri. to-wit: Lot number
fifty six (s6) in Jones addition to Potosi,
as appears on the plat of said addition.
which is recorded. said lot containing s
acres. more or less. and is situated. lying
and being in Washington County. Mis-
souri,, on
THURSDAY, THE 4rH DAY OF MARCH, 1000
between the hours of 9 o'clock a. n. and
O'Clock p. m. of that day. aud during
the session of the Circuit Court of said
county, for the purpose of satisfying said
mortgage. with interest and costs of
executing the aforesaid order.
Terms or sale, cash in hand.
LAWRENCE w. CASEY.
Sheriff of Washington County, Mo.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03

The greatest of all newspapers
is the daily Globe, Democrat, of
st. Louis. 1t has no equal or rival
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$500; 3 months, 81 80; daily with.
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mouths, $500; 3 months, $l.OO:
Sunday edition-a big newspaper
and magazine combined, IS to IS
pages every Sunday. one year,
$500; 6 months, SI.0O. 4 sub
scription for the Globe Democrat.
at these prices, is the best possible
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sample copy TO Globe Printing
Company, St. Louis. Mo. See
special offer of the "Twice-a.
Week" issue of the Globe Demo
crat, two years for $l.25, else
whers 10 this issue.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03

If socialism is u mistake then the
organization of s.'ciety as it is con-
stituted under laws for social gov
ernme,.t is u mistake as we'll. Ii
individualism shall rrie, what
right has society to put restraint
upon tho individual Ut aila What
right has society to take from you
or me part of what we have gain
cd by our individual effort to pn,
the cost of social regulationa You
say this is government, necessary
for the protection of individual
rights as we'll rs for sys,emizing
the affairs Of the body public. Ex'
actly! That is just what socialism
is, only this theory is extended
aud elaborated until it gives equaI
rights t. all and special favors t.
none. Any system that enables
one man to gather great wealth
while thousands must strain con
s,anlly for bare and precariou'
subsisteuce IL wrong. wrong NOR
ally and otfenslve to every sense o.
Justice.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
When a Man Lies.

eff you want to know whether
or not the man you are talking to
is telling the truth, don't look him
in the eyes," said a bank teller to
some friends the other night. 81
thought it was just the other way"
said one of those present. "I've
always understood that it made it
harder for the liar if you looked
squarely in his eyes" ''That's a
wrong impression,'' continued the
bank teller. 1.-THE man who knows
how to lie knows how to look you
in the face when he's doing it.
And the man who isn't regular
liar. but who has made mp his
mind to lie to you, decides first
that be must look you straight in
the eyes. 1t is the voice, when
you don't look at the eyes, that
tells you whether the other fellow
is lying. We use the system fire.
quently 10 the bank. A man will
I come in to tell us some business
tale. We look at his feet or his
hands or bis knees, but never in
his eyes. If he's telling the truth
his voice will be firm and straight
forward, and the absence of your
gaze in bis eyes will not affect it,
but If he's lying he'll be confused
by your action, and his voice will
tremble. He'll hem and haw and
clear his throat. You may rest as
sured then that he's stringing you"
Denver Post.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
A Timely Stop.

Little Bob, who had for some
months invariably ended his even
ing prayer with "Please send me u
buby brother" announced to his
mother that he was tired Of pray
ing for what he didn't get, and
that he did not believe God had
any more little boys to send.
Not long after ward he was car
ried into his mothers room to see
twin boys, who had arrived during
the night. Bob looked at the two
babies critically and then remark
ed: ''It's a good thing l stopped
praying or thcre'd been three OF
them"
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
ALL OUT OF SORTS
Has Any potosl People Never
Felt That Way?

Feel all out of sorts:
Tired, Blue, Irritable, Nervous?
Back feel lame and achy!
That's the story of sick kidneys
Bad blood circulating about:
Uric acid poisoning the body.
just one way to feel right again,
Cure the sluggish kidneys:
Do it with Doan's Kidney Pills.
Doan's have cured many Potosi peo-
pie.
Here's one case.
Mrs. Andrew Williams, living one
mile west Of Potosi, Mo-, says: "Last
sommer my husband was troubled a
great deal with backache, the pains
seeming to be especially severe when
he first arose in the morning. II he
would attempt to bend over or lit
anything. sharp twinges would dart
through his kidneys. Seeing Doau's
Kidney Pills highly advertised, he
procured box from the City Drug
Store and began their use. Since then
the backache has entirely disappeared
and he recommends Doan's Kidney
Pills as the finest remedy he ever
used.'
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doans-and
take no other
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03

Out in Kansas the legislature
has made another effort to prohibit
the selling of liquor. Having put
the saloon out of business the drug
store joint took its place, and the
new law just passed reaches after
the bmze dispensing drugstores.
The ST. Louis Times, which is
somewhat singuIarIy Interested In
the mainiainuDce of a legalized
liquor traffic, calls the efforts OF
the Kansas law makers to best the
traffic merely beating the devil
around the stump, aud that abol-
ishment uf the drugstore will be
followed by the blind tiger, just as
the drugstore followed the saloon.
This, Of course, may be expected
to some extent as long as liquor
manufacturers find it profitable to
get their product into Kansas, or
any other prohibition territory.
The Times makes it appear that
the consumers are the chief cause
of the infractions Of prohlbitory
laws; that every drinking IN q un
der these conditions becomes a
hnbiiual alder of the law-breaker.
II is a peculiar characteristic of
human nature to want what is for
hidden as long rs it is oblainable,
aud many man who would not
drink when he had saloons con
venient, fluids II certain satisfaction
IN getting liquor after it has be
come II contraband. To make pro-
hibition really effective can only
be accomplished by a complete
abolishment of the supply, and
making it a penal offence to en-.
gage in the manufacture of the
substance. Once put a check up.
on the manufacture of liquor and
the problem will be fairly solved.
State legislation alone cannot ac-
compIish this. In putting out a
condnyra,ion one big, soIidst ream
is more effective than a hundred
dribbling shots from IL squirt gun.
Let the nation take hold of the
question and legislate the liquor
traffic out of existence.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
Expert Can't Change Laws.
Nissouri's Revision Committee Will
Do That Work Themselves.

1t seems agreed among those
members of the Legislature who
have any knowledge of the labor
involved in the revising the stat.
utes of Missouri that it will be i'm
possible to get through with thie
stupendous task at the regular ses-
sion.
But, acting on the idea of the
Governor, The great majority Of
the law makers have concluded to
60 ahead as though there was not
the slightest probability of an ex
ira session, and will do all they
can, and go as far as possible with.
in the time allotted to the regular
session.
When the time for this adjourn.
ment is at hand and, as generally
anticipated, the revising is not
nearly finished, then there will
necessarily be call for an extra
session. Chairman Rhodes OF, the
House Revision Committee, says
the experts that are talked of, can
be Of material help in the way Of
compilation and annexation work,
bot that the laws will be revised
by the members of the committee
without reference to any experts.
II take it that there is not a
single member of the committee
appointed to revise the laws who
would care to leave The work of
revision to any men but the COM
m itteem zen themselves" said
Rhodes. ''lt is one thing to leave
clerical work to an expert, and an.
other thing to want such help to
place the laws as they ought to be,
and as we we're named to do.
shall not certify to laws ! have not
gone over carefully, and l think
this will be the position of every
Representative and Senator on this
question.
1.-The twenty FIVE men who COM
lose the joint revision committee
have ahead of them more real Ia
bor than any other members Of the
General Assembly,"
The joint committee will need
more clerical help, and the mem.
bers will ask the appointment of a
sergeant.atarms.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
Many Post Cards Are DESTROYED.

Postmasters have recently re.
ceived pew instructions regarding
the mailing of post cards that will
be of interest to the public. Since
the post card craze has grown to
such magnitude, the postal author
tiles have had a terrible time try
ing to handle the cards and after
giving them the must careful at
tcn,ion, it is said that over 800, 900
cards are sent to the dead letter of
fee each month for destruction on
account of improper addresses and
for violations of the postal laws.
The cards that cause the most
trouble are those that are covered
with colored sand, glass, mica,
metal, tissue. etc. They ure sup
posed to be mailed in sealed en-
veIope AS first class postage, but
niue out of ten people send them
in a tissue paper envelope and
place one cent stamp ON them.
There isn't one person in a1hundred
who signs his full name and ad.
dress to the card, 80 when these
cards are posted they are sent to
the dead letter Office aud are de-
stroyed. The recent order in
s,rucls postmasters to enforce this
rule to the letter, so if you expect
to mail Il postal like the one de
scribed, place it in sealed letter
and put a two cent stamp on it.
One reason for the strict instruc.
tious about the illuminated cards
is due to the danger of handling
them. The postal authorities say
that deaths have occurred 10 their
ranks from being poisoned, aud
that no further chances will be
taken. A railway clerk contract
ed blood poisoning frolu the color
ed sand aud died.
Another cause Ct so muDy post
cards going astray is that people
write all oyer the face of them 80
to that no one could decipher the
address. 1t was therefore nsces.
sary to send them to the dead let
ter Office aud now there arc some
people wondering why their post
ais did not reach their destination.
| Postmasters all over the country
are trying to impress upon their
patrons the necessity of more care
in writing addresses and unless
this is done, the people can expect
to have their mail 70 assray.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
SHERIFF'S SALE UNDER SCHOOL


FUND MORTGAGE.
By virtue and authority cf an order OF
sale. dated February 9th. 1oco. issued
from the Office of the clerk of the county
court of Washington county. Missouri, to
me directed, in favor of the county school
fund of Washington county. Missouri, and
against Hattie Molloy and r. H. Molloy.
her husband, as principals and Philip Rush
and F. M ,Boas as securities; and. whereas,
to secure the payment of the sum of
seven hundred and thirty Ave dollars and
the interest thereon, said sum of money
having been borrowed from the school
funds, the said Hattie Molloy and R, H
Molloy, her husband. executed a mort
gage on the 5th day of May, 1906, to
Washington County. Missouri ;-convey-
ing the zeal estate herein after described,
which mortgage is duly recorded in record
book TX" at page III, records of WASH
ington County, Missouri; and, whereas,
default has been made in the payment of
of the principal and interest due thereon,
amounting to the sum of eight hundred
and twelve dollars and eighteen cents
($S12.1s(
Now. therefore. in compliance with the
order of sale aforesaid. will sell the fol-
lowing real estate, described in said mort
gage, at the front door of the court house,
in the city of Potosi, Washington County.
Missouri. to.wit: Lots numbered ten
Toy, eleven (11). and twelve (I2). in
block number seventeen (I7), in the town
of Mineral Point, Washington County,
Missouri, on
THURSDAY, THE 4TH DAY OF MARCH. 1909,
between the hours of 9 O o'olock a. m. and
S o'clock p. m. of that day, and during
the session of the circuit court of said
county. for the purpose of satisfying said
mortgage. with interest. and costs of
executing the aforesaid order. Terms of
sale. cash in hand.
LAWRENCE w. CASEY,
Sheriff of Washington County, Mo.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03

Mr.. Puli,ssr, publisher of the
New York World, now under in
diotmsnt by tho federal grand jury
of the District Of Columbia, for
criminal libel Of government Of
ficials through it's published asser
ton that these officials have been
party to big steal in the Panama
canal purchase from the French
company, 10 q millionaire many
times over, and the expense need
hot deter him from bringing the
members Of the French canal COM
pany who acted ipCthe transaction
~ witnesses that they did not get
more than one.fourth Of the mon
sy paid by this country for the
French rights in the canal. Let
him bring forward his evidence,
Asa net esiy slsse ainss'e ct M
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
American Towers of Babel.

In a single block in New York there
are 1,40O people Of 90 distinct national.
tiles. There are more than twothirds
as many native-born Irish in Boston
Is in the capital city. Dublin. With
their children, mainly of pure Irish
blood, they make Boston induhitably
the leading Irish city In the world.
New York is a larger Italian city to-
day than Rome, having 10000 Italian
colonists. 1t contains no less than
100000 Jews, mainly from Russia
Thus it is also the foremost Jewish
city in the world. Pittsburg, the cen
ter Of our iron and steel industry. is
another tower Of Babel, 1t is said TO
contain more OF that out-ot.the-way
people. the Servians, than the capital
q BosviA 1taol&-Atlantas NoatA1y.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1909-03-03
Biarney.

or the culprits hailed before q police
magistrate in New York one Monday
morning there was one-an IrisAman
who had caused no end Of trouble to
the police the Saturday night precsd.
ing.
The magistrate regarded the prison.
er with mingled curiosity and indigna.
ton. 80 you're the man that gave
the officers SO much trouble!" his
honor asked. Il understand that IL
took seven policemen to lock you up"
"Yis. your honor" responded the
Celt. with a broad grin; but Il would
take only wan to let me out'-Har.
per's Weekly.