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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
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are perfectly harmless even TO che mosi
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refined gIyceTIne. THIS agent possesses
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being a most valuable antisepile and anti
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cent
Glycerine plays an important part In
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery In
the cure Of indigestion, dyspepsia and
weak stomach attended by sour risings,
heartburn, foul breath, coated tongue,
poor appetite, gnawing feeling In Stoln-
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Besides curing all the above distressing
ailments, the Golden Medical Discovery
Is specific for all diseases Of the mucous
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Catarrh OF the Nasal passages, il is well,
while taking the "GOlden Medical Dis
cOvcry" for the necessary constitutional
treatment to cleanse the passages freely
two or three times day with Dr. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
of treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
In coughs and boarseness caused by bron-
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sumption in its advanced stages. the "Golden
Medical Discovery" is a most efficient rem
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
.AIeyan1ria 6azetfe.
DAUG TERS OF TIE CONFED-
ERAOY,
Entered at the Postofnce Of Alexandria, Viz
ginia. 90 secOnd-elaes uatter.l


Politics crept into yesterdays session
of the annual convention of the United
Daughters of the COniederscy at HouS-
ton, Texas, when the preliminary sklr.
mi.h Tor prospective new general officers
began. A divergence OF views devel-
oped when Mrs l. w. Kline, cha rmsn
Of The rules c4mmiltee, submitted rule
providing for The election by ballot OF
all general officers when there is more
than one candidate for the Office. The
advocates OF the secret ballot we're de-.
ftattd aud the election will be by viva
Voce vote on the call By states.
Among those mentioned for president
GeDersI ere Mrs Virginia McSherrY, OF
West Vnginis; Mrs. John P. Hickman,
of Tennessee, and Mrs. J. w. Falson, Of
North Carolina.
a chenge in The by-laWs was made
giving the state of Illinois three votes
instead of TWO 10 the convention, thus
making the fall voting strength Of the
convention 1904.
A meeting OF the Arlington Monument
Association was held. The reports sub
mltied show pesrly SIS, 900 10 the hands
of the association, which is charged with
the building of the monument TO the
Confederate dead on Sbiloh battlefield.
Great enthusiasm was aroused when
the president general told the story OF
personal visit to President Roosevelt and
the plea made 10 the name Of the Daugh'
tsrs of the ConiederaUy that caused the
name OF jefferson Davis TO be restored
to the Cabin John Bridge.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
ENTIRE VILLAGE AT OHUROB.

ENTIRE VILLAGE AT Oh UROB.
The majority OF 'he residents Of the
thriving village of Sherburue, N.Y., aud
persons living within a radius of half
hundred miles Of that place, are in
great religious fevor just now, the like of
which has never before been experienced
10 the OhenangO Valley.
The immediate cause Is a campaign of
the United Churches under the leader.
snip OF EvaDgelists Davis and Mills and
their force OF workers. The interest com.
meuced two weeks ego and In 10 days
vas 90 intense that 20 bnilding wss ade-
gnste to hold the audience. Twenty of
the leading ciizaus then met 10 commit
tee and determined 10 erect o tabernacle
for the services. Work was Immediately
commenced and building was erected
in two days with a sealiOg capacity OF
1000, L! has since been taxed to It's ut
most.
On Tuesday night 8 great torchlight
parade with trausparaucies, red FIRE,
brass bands playing religious airs ETC.,
vas held and about everyone 10 town
aud from the surrounding territory wa Iu
the column, the majority OF the women
being gsrbed in white. The meetings
will continue for a week or two longer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
WILL HOLD CONSIsTORY.

While the pope only recently seemed
determined not 10 have q coDsistory
until 1910, it is now suddenly aa-
nounced that one will be held about the
middle of December and another next
spring. 1t is added that the reason for
holding two cOnsist0ries is for the pur-
pose Of appointing as cardinals In the
second couslstory certain prelates who
cannot be included in the fight.
Strict secrecy is being maintained re.
garding the names CT those whom 1t
is intended to elevate, but 1t Is known
that Mgr. Meudes Bsllo, patriarch of
Lisbon, will receive the red bat in De.
cember, aud it is believed thst Mgr.
Blsleti, pspal msjOrdOmo, will be ele'
waited in the spring.
Regarding the appointment of new
American cardinal, Archbishop Farley,
of New Yors; Archbishop Ireland, OF
ST. Pau, Minn, and Archbishop o. Con.
nell, OF BJstoD, are considered the most
likely candidates, while it 10 reported
also that an America cardinal may be
named as q member Of the Oarla, aud,
therefore, will live in Rome.
Others likely TO receive the red hat
ia either cousstOry are the most Rev.
Francis Bourne, archbishop of West
minister; Mgr FalconlO, apostolic dele.
gaze at Washington; Mgr Giustini,
secretary of the congregation of bishops;
Mgr Della Chiesa, archbishop Of B log.
ma, and the srchbishops of Bnenos Aires
aud Florence.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
- reliable
Remedy
Ely'S Cream balm
IS quickly absorbed.

LIVES hlief al Once.
II clean es, soothes,
meals and protects
tho diseased men,
brane resulting from
Catarrh and drives
away a Cold in tho
Had quickly. Re-
stores the Senses Of
Taste and S.u.li. Eli
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
STEAME S.
POTOMAC & CHESAPEAKE
-TEAMBOAT COMPANY
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT J"NE IL, 1905

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JUNE IL, 1909.
Steamers Leave Alexandria
SUNDAY, r ESDaf nnh THURSDAY
OF s 80 q. m. foi landiogs from Somer OF
Beach to Uirs. incluiing Poseys, Brents
aud Upppr M4chOdoc Creek landings. Sun.
cay trip to Nomini Creek landings in adli-
tiOn 10 above.
MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY at $50
q. m. for findings as lar as r. GEWATER
aud PARHAM'S POINT, including the Up.
per Wachod"c Greek, WicomicO river land
ings ani those in Nomini Greek.
SATURDAY at $50 d. m. for landings as far
as EOAINI. including Wicomico river land.
ings.s
Steame. Estelle Randall Tuesday ami
Thursday as far as Smiths; other days, ex-
cept Saturday md Sunday Us far as Grinders
Schedule suhject to tide and weather and 10
change without notice.
EEARnON & GRiMFS. Agents.
Cameron Street Whsrf.
Gall phone 30 jv2 II
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21

Taste ana Sn'h. tullsize 80 cts, atDru
gists or by 'paii. In liquid form, 75 cent
Ely 81 others 56 Warren St~oe' t---
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21

rOR SALE-In Fairfax county. q FARM
+ 23 miles from Alexsndris, 80 acres 4
room mouse and big cellar, other, outside
buildings with all conveniences; lue ioeston'
address, JAMES Il. PECK, Z. F. d., No: !,
Alsxandria, WIZ o.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
Potomac & Chesapeake
Steamboat Company
NEW NORFOLK LINE
On an After Octob sr IA
STEAMER CT ,JOHNS

soUTHBOUNp-Tuesd Thursday and Sat
urd4g. Leaves Washington from Sth ST wharf,
SD M; Alexsn 'riq. Cameron 81. wharf, 5:S0
p. m.; Colonial Bach, l0p. m. Arrives Old
Point. 6 q m; EOrfolS, a. m
NoRTuBOUND---' uadsy, Wednesday and
Friuay. Leaves Norfolk. Corme'ce st. dock,
4p.m; OH Point p. m ; Colonial Beach,
y midnight. Arrives Alexandria. $50 a. ID !;
Washing on. m.
Connections st Colonial Reach snd Wash.
ing'on with local steamers for Potomac river
lsudlogs At Norfolk aud Washington with
lines diyerging,
Fare, one wsv. $500; round trip, s. 90.
w. r. EMWERT. Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr.
w F. CARNE, JR. Gen. Agt.
REARDON 3 GRINES. Agents. AleXantI.a.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21

SPRING SCHEDULE.
stsamers ~ This Gia enve tls audris
on and after Nav II. lSfa.
Every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, and
SATURDAY st $.20 D. m.
gOB RALTlMORE AND ALI THJ
USUAL RIVER LANDINGS,
Cuisine and appointments Unexoelle6
Frsight for Baltimore, Philadelphis an
New York s0lioitsi and handled with osYe,
Through rates and bills Of lsdiag isz1ed.
single fare to Baltimore, g, 80; ro7nd trip
e 50. ,tstarooals. one way, 81 so. 9ssls, BOO,
REARDOl3 & GRIMES, Agents.
Foot ~ Ca,napOn street.
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FOR RENT.

The DESIRABLE BRICK DWELLING
sitnats No. oil ameron street. Apply to
TATRENCE STABLEB, Burke snd Her
he,t Pullding. octzO-SW
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Don't worry about YOUR cnrns. LUCK
ETT'S FOOT REST PLASTER will take
them Of ike magic without handaging or
cutting. Ii eases your temp4r as well "a your
eorn, At LesdbsaIsI's for t9c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
MARYLAND, DELAWARE AND W
GtNiA pAiiWkY CGHc6HY

Cameron Street Whsrf.
CAL phone 30 jv2 II
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1909-10-21
DRY GOODS.
Ashley and Bailey
Auction Silks
All about soc
On the dollar

Never have we had silk sale that has a..
tracted so much attention 1t this one. Anti,
cip4te your needs for the coming season and
supply them while you can buy silks at such
great reductions. hOose fiom the following;
l9-inch Fancy Tsfstss and LouisiDes, in
che sSsrsi s.;s. and g.. stripes all pure silk 30C
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36-inch Blsck Peau de Sole; lustrous and
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36-iuch Black More Velour;
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35 inch All Pnre Silk Black Tsffeta;
brilliant aud lussrous; good Sl.0O z2c
2a.inch Fancy Tafsta. Louisines AMI Pssu
de Cygnes, in stripes checks, plaids,
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24
Humorous department.
Why He Was Bashful.

A Hutchinson girl declares this story
Kansas town recently and while there
her hostess gave a party in her honor
and invited the pick Of the whole
countryside. Among the guests was
a boy who had been to Topeka, so she
had heard. She had some acquain-
tances in Topeka and tried to draw
him out, inquiring: How did you like
Topeks.?"
The young fellow blushed and look
ed down before he murmured, "Oh
pretty we'll"
DO you know many people there
she continued, trying to get him IN
terested, and attributing his reticence
to bashfulness.
why, not many" he said, tugging
at his collar as If it were strangling
him.
II suppose you went to the park
when you were there?" she asked.
NO" he replied, II did not attend
any of the affairs at the park"
She talked about other things, and
later, when an opportunity came, ask
ed the hostess why that boy had been
so reticent about talking about Tope-
ka. The hostess threw up her hands.
1--WE simply had to invite him." she
replied. HE belongs to good family.
AS a matter Of fact, he had just re-
turned from Topeka, where he has
been in the reform school"
City Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24
EnqIish SoIemnity.

Marshall Wilder has returned to
New York from a trip to England.
"The difference between English
and American humor," he says, lis
about fourteen days. Joking with the
English is like taking liberties with
the church. 1 pulled one of my best
ones on them and 1t was twenty-four
hours before 1 learned what was the
matter.
81 told one Of my audiences that
the busiest man I ever knew was
friend Of mine who had only one arm
and the prickly heat. A panied ex-
preston passed over the faces Of the
audience and didn't get smile. The
next day I learned they never have
prickly heat in England.
But don't think for minute the
Englishman cannot understand joke.
His humor is more stolid than ours,
but you hand him something he un-
derstands and you get him with you
to the finish. But it's a queer coun-
try. Everything is run by rule. The
rules their grandfathers laid out for
them fit them now.
~ dropped into the Waldorf one
evening for dinner. You never saw
such a quiet and solemn looking din
ner party in your left. ! called the
waiter and asked:
"Does anybody ever laugh in here?'
"'Well, sometimes We as COM
plants, SIR he replied, but not hof-
ten, SIR cleveland Leader.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24
THE WIcKEDEsT MAN.
Most Successful Villains Are Generally
Most plausible

The successful villain commonly de-
pends for his success upon some charm
of manner, some trick Of making him
self agreeable to others. Titus Oates
body was as ill-favored as his mind.
God had marked Titus Oates in very
truth, and nobody was wise enough to
beware. He had already been pros
ecuted for perjury, the first necessity
Of his being, before he came forth as
the champion Of the Protestant truth.
Once upon a time he was chaplain In
the navy He had been expelled from
that office, in those rough days not an
easy thing to be done. But, besmirch-
ed as he was, he was still thought good
enough to send honorable men to the
scaffold. In truth, it is impossible to
read his evidence in these trials with
out admiring his pertinacity. When
he had once made a charge nothing
said or done by others could persuade
him to surrender it. Prisoner after
prisoner declared that he had never
set eyes upon Oates. Oates cared not
"a jot. If the prisoner knew not him,
he knew the prisoner, and could swear
to him without hesitation or uncer-
tainty. Moreover the dog had a
sense Of the picturesque. He would
tell you where he had met his victims
whom in truth he had never seen, what
taverns they frequented and what
they liked to drink.
When he was comprising the ruin
Of Marshall, who swore that he knew
him not, he played upon the court
with a lively fancy. II now recollect
something more" says he. II remem-
Father Hitchcock and Father Howard
and COnyers, the Benedictine monk,
were there present about the laying OF
a wager whether or not the king should
eat any more Christmas pies, and this
Benedictine monk, Conyers, did say he
should not, and another gentleman
said that he would and this gentle
man, Marshall, did go halves with
Conyers that he would not" What
could an innocent man say in refuta-
tion Of such story that would carry
conviction to a hostile court? Thus
Oates triumphed; and as he triumphed
for the moment, so he triumphed in
the end. He laughed loudest, because
he laughed last. He carried the bur-
den Of his legs and his murders as
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24

The Motive.-Mrs. Julia Ward Howe
Is no friend to the new suffragette
slogan, mo vote, no husband" She
says the plan is old-she says it was
tried unsuccessfully in the days OF
Aristophanes.
My suffragette friends have disap-
pointed me-" the famous poet declar-
ed in a recent interview. II expected
their slogan to be some new, startling
thing, and 10, it is old, old and famil-
lar.
They remind me, my suffragette
friends, Of a witness at a Boston in
quest
Witness said the coroner, do
you know what motive the deceased
had in committing suicide?'
YES, judge, your honor, said the
witness, pompously. Deceased told
me his motive, sir
THE coroner, the court officers,
everybody, looked interested.
What was then, deceased's mo-
tive?' said the coroner.
why, your Honor, he said he
wanted to kill himself was the re-
ply."-Detroit Free Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24
|S 06@S6A6F6E@666I I
J. C. WILBORN
R1AL ESTATH
LIST YOUR PROPERTY WITH ME
IF YOU WANT no SELL
FOR SALE

J. w. Boyd Prorerty-106 acres;
joins William Biggers.
M. s. carroli-113 ga acres; at
Beersheba church 100,
1903 1-2 acres.-EDenezer township;
level land; 4-room residence; one ten
ant house; miles Newport station; a
beautiful farm.
w. E. Land-5o acres; miles Of
Yorkville.
s. W.: Mcknight Homs-sss acres;
miles Yorkville; beautiful resi-
dence Of z rooms; new. large barn;
good land. want quick offer.
The Store Room and Residence Of
Geo. w. Sherer, Yorkville.
The residence Of Mrs.. Drakeford.
100 Acres-Property Of r. E. Mel
ton, near c. c. Hughes; level farm.
113 Aeres--M. 8. Carroll home, near
Beersheba;, good dwelling: land In
high state Of cultivation. Cheap.
200 Aeres-C. v. Miles land, mile
Yorkville limits; story dwelling.
Land lies well on Pinckney Ferry road.
Fine wood land. Price $1,000.
139 Aeres-Property Of Mrs. 8. J.
Barry; good dwellings; 46 acres Of
fresh land; 100 acres In cultivation-S
miles Yorkville.
125 Acres-At Newport, on South
ern, r. R., near Rock Hill. A nice res
idence-good land-at depot, school,
etc. A nioe location and good farm.
740 acres-J. 3. Lowry plantation;
8 miles Rock Hill; Of Yorkville. Land
lies level-very fine farm.
1877 acres-Adjoin lands Of 8. L. MIL
Ter. Price $40 per acre.
200 Acres-Marshall Campbell place
In Bethel; beautiful home and farm.
Price $6.500.00.
The beautiful cottage and 81 acres
Of land; property Of w. II. Whisonant
in Hickory Grove.
535 Acres-Beautiful level land, In
Clay Hill section.
445 Acres-Nearly 200 acres In fine
bottoms, in Bullocks Creek township:
very cheap. Property Of q. N. and
Jas. e. Bankhead.
w. b. Keller Piace-Two miles OF
Yorkville on Kings Mountain road.
201a Acres. It is beautiful home and
a fine farm. Look at 1t and make me
an Offer
walter McElwee Lot-Near Grad
ed School, Yorkville, 100x32s feet.
27o acres, ;s,7oo. ss5 acres.
$4,000. s miles from Rock Hill. 611
acres, W. J. Ingle property. 376
acres near C. C. Hughes. LA acres,
near c. C. Hughes. 100 acres, J. N.
Seagle place.
I will sell $40 acres, in town Of Tir-
zah. ~
I'll acres, ]. J. scoggins place
COME AND TELL ME YOUR
WANTS-IT WILL PAY YOU. ]
HAVE BARGAINS FOR ALL.
]. c. WILBORN.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24
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Gave Him One euess-He was a fin

Gave Him One Guess.-He was a fine
type Of the old southern colonel, the
fiery scion Of race Of cavaliers. AL
so, he was exceedingly wrathy. He
had just received a letter from a man.
a low soht Of puhson, sub, I assuah
you," which displeased him immensely
and he was debating inwardly how
best to convey to his vulgar CORES
pondent an adequate expression Of fis
(the colonel's) opinion Of him. But mia
stenosrapher was a lady.
The colonel snorted, made two or
three false starts, and finally dictated:
"Sir: My stenographer, being a
lady, cannot transcribe what I think
Of you. I, being a gentleman, cannot
think it. But you, being neither, will
readily understand what I mean
Pittsburg Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24

Sentiment BY the Sea.-They were
sitting by the sad sea waves, just he
and she. After long silence he ven-
tured to say something sentimental
She looked at him and said in a scorn-
full voice:
IF there is anything I hate 1t Is
sentiment. 1 think it is so nonsensl-
CAL"
You surely can't think that is sen.
timental," he said. That was just 6
remark passed for the want of some
thing to say. 1 will tell you Of per
son who was sentimental. I knew
young lady who was so sentimental
that every day she took a half hour
off to go down to the morgue to see
if any of her admirers had committed
suicide. e."-Philadelphia Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24

Ono on the Ameriean.-A native
born American member of party Of
four business men who often lunched
together. took great delight in joking
the others on their foreign birth. Its
all very we'll for you fellows to talk
about what we need in this country"
he said, but when you come to think
of it you're really only intruders. Not
one Of you was born here. You're well
come to this country, Of course, but
you really oughtn't to forget what you
owe us natives who open our doors to
you" Maybe" said an Irishman in
the party thoughtfully. Maybe. But
there's one thing you seem to forget;
/ came into this country wild me fare
paid an me clothes on me back. Can
you say the ?"-Titbits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24

lightly as a flower, or, IL a flower
could not come into the presence OF
Titus Oates, as lightly (shall we say?)
as a cabbage. The fine Of 100000
levied upon him could not be paid, and
If it were meant to keep him under
lock and key for life it availed not.
He was presently enlarged, married
a rich widow, was pensioned-heaven
knows for what services!-by Dutcn
William, and died as he was born a
pestilent fellow, driven out by the
Baptists, whose sect he would fain
have Joined. He was perhaps the
wickedest man who has ever walked
upon the earth.-Blackwood's Maza-
zine.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1909-09-24

Peevish Expert Witness. -" You'll
have to send for another doctor"
said the one who had been called, af-
ter a glance at the patient.
Am 1 so i'll as that?" gasped the
sufferer.
II don't know just how i'll you are,
replied the man of medicine; but l
know you're the lawyer who cross-ex-
amined me when I appeared as an ex-
pert witness. My conscience won't
let me kill you, and I'll be hanged If
I want to cure you. Good-day."
Philadelphia Inquirer.