The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1909-09-24

ment from the farm to the city which
Mr. Hill deplores will be checked.
With smaller farms and more lnten-
sive cultivation the shop and the fac
tory will have fewer rural recruits"
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
At what age does boy become a
man?
The more money girl has, the less
she cares for the men.
There is such a thing as showing
injustice in clamoring for justice.
Most lawsuits are brought not to
secure justice, but to get even.
When a man is asleep, and forgets
that he is alive, is his happiest time.
When a farmer loses a COW and it
is the best mich COW he had, he is
You will observe that the public
benefactor you hear so much about is
usually making it pay.
Question for the Lancaster Literary
society: Which costs the more, Wis
itor or a spell of sickness?
Every disagreeable job around this
Office" every man around an office
says, they put on me-"
There is one old-fashioned thing that
is quite common: the house that Is as
cold as a barn in winter.
Every stop a woman makes when
she is travelling she sits down and
writes a letter on her knee.
The amount of your fortune is al
ways exaggerated so that stories that
you are stingy will go better.
Bought an automobile YETI"
farmer was asked today. "Huh!" he
replied, 81 haven't had the graphic.
phone fever yet"
The trait in parents that children
love the most is that which prompts
lunch basket for a picnic, though the
clouds are gathering.
If good advice appealed to a young
man as eloquently as rheumatism or
dyspepsia does to an old one, what
blessing it would be!
when a man wants to CO." said
Methodist today, "the only thing to do
is to let him go, whether he is a
preacher or anybody else"
When aman talks to a woman over
the telephone, it is always his wife's
secret conviction that his end of the
conversation sounds guarded"
If a woman asks the brethren and
sisters at prayer meeting to pray for
her husband, he learns about it with
out being told; it's in the air.
A church woman's idea of being
broad-minded is to keep her mouth
closed when she hears member of
some other denomination boast.
The boys used to dress like cowboys
and long to run off and fight Indians.
Now they will dress like arctic ex-
plorers and long to run away and find
the north pole.
81 intend that somebody shall be
sorry when | die; / have $4,000 life
insurance, and that will put the life
insurance men in mourning, anyway"
Watson.
You probably have your own way of
eating eggs. So has a snake. A snake
swallows the egg whole, and then
wraps itself about tree or post so
tightly that it breaks the eggs.
An eastern girl is visiting in Atchi-
son. 81 have yet to see man." she
said today, who wears his pants
right. Every man l have met so far
wears his pants too long or too short"
Farmers wives, so far, have adopted
every style known to the women in
town, except the straight front corset.
a farmers wife in a straight front
corset couldn't save any chickens from
drowning.
Husbands don't give their wives
much encouragement in piling puffs
and rolls on their heads, but their
children encourage them. Next to eat
ing candy, child knows no greater
JOY than to be allowed to handle its
mothers false hair.
Maybe this story is old: A woman
entered crowded street car where
upon an old gentleman attempted to
give her his seat. mo, uncle" the
woman said, you are older than /.