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The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17

Marshall, Mo-, Dec. 6, 1908.
Dear Santa Claus:
Please bring me a doll, a pair OF
kid gloves, two story books, some
candy, oranges and bannas. Please
don't forget mamma and papa.
Yovr loving little friend,
VIRGINIA HOWARD.
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17
Marshall MO-, Dec. 5.

MhTsnhli MO- Dcc. y.
Dear Santa Claus:
Will you please bring me adolf
and a stove, a wash tub, board and
wpinger and a doll bed. Bring my
little sister Virginia a big rag IDOL
because she breaks all Of mine. I
ami 8 years old.
Your loving friend,
ANNA ELIZABETH POLLARD
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17
Yours truly,
ORINGA POWELL,
Dear Santa Claus:

Dear Santa Claus:
Slater, Mo. Dec IS.
I thought / would write you IA
little letter TO let you know what
/ want for Christmas. I am a
little boy just 6 years gold. Now I
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17

Waverly, Mo. Dec. IS.
Dear Santa Claus:
I am a little girl 5 yeras old
and I,go to school at Eli College
every day I like my teacher fine. l
wish you would bring me a little
rubber doll some candy, nuts, and
oranges and a little bed for my
doll do not forget my brothers and
sisters and H. Y. and mamma.
Yours truly,
CLARA YOWELL.
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17

Miami, Mo-, Dec. 6, 1909.
Dear Santa Claus:
1 want a doll-bed and doll, candy
oranges and chewing gu. My
papa's name is Ben Barnes. We
live ON Route No. 1 Miami, Nc.
Your little girl,
ZELPHA BARNES.
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17
slater, MO. Dec. Is

Dear Santa Claus:
! thought / would write you a
little letter TO tell you what I
want for Christmas. / am a little
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17

Miami, Mo. Dec. 6, 1909
Dear Santa Claus:
/ am a little girl four years old.
l would like for you to bring me
a little cook-stove, tea-kettle and
coffee-pot, candy and oranges and
bring little sister Goldie a rattle
and doll. My papa's name is Ben
Barnes and we live on Route MOL
Miami, Mo.
From your little girl,
MAUD BARNES.
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17
Miami Mo-, Dec. 6, 1909.

Miami Mo-, Dec. 6, 1909.
Dear Santa Claus;
i am a little girl 8 years old. I
go to school every day. ! want
= piano and Peary-Cook Es7uimo
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17
Sweet Springs, MO. Dec. II.

Sweet Springs, Mo. Dec. IL.
Dear Santa Claus:
/ am a little girl 8 years old I
live 9 miles northeast of Sweet
Springs. I want you to please
bring me a little cook stove, a lit
tie coffee mill, a pair of over shoes
candy, nuts and oranges and please
bring a stick Of candy for my baby
brother.
Yours truly,
FRANCES COOK.
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17

all yOuI wy
DONALD B. CLAWSON.
The Marshall republican., 1909-12-17

CHARTERED oak and steel frames, all automatic,
upholstering in all, built on the all steel construction
no breaking down. In Genuine No. l Leather, Car
Plush, Crushed Plush, Imitation Leather and Velours
"a large line and beauties-first class articles only
$27 so to $500.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
snurs For Poultrymen.

Have you planned 70 build that
comfortable poultry house yet?
Provide a variety of the necessary
foods for your poultry, and don't feed
only one kind.
Sell off some Of your old mongrel
stock, and invest the money in pure
bred eggs or stock.
Place a few moth balls in each
nest box, to keep away body lice
from hens. Dust hens before and
during setting with good lice pow
der.
See II you can find an up-to-date
breeder, one who has good stock, and
uses printers ink to tell 1t, who has
not more demand for stock and eggs
than he can supply. Room for plenty
more breeders.-Mrs, J, G. Deaton.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29

The Atlanta, Birmingham Atlantic Rail-
rosd'will inaugurate sleeping car service on
hight trains between Atlanta and Bruins
wick, effective June 10. Pullman sleepers
OF latest design will be used In this service.
Southbound, leave Atlanta 7i5J p. NJ, ar
rive Brunswick $50 a. N, Northbound,
leave Brunswick 700 p. M, arrive Atlanta
7:25 a. m.
These trains make close connection al
brunswick with Steamers for St. Simon's
and Cumberland Islands.
The elegant day coaches and Pullman
sleepers in these trains AFFORD an opportu.
nifty, not heretofore enjoyed to travel to and
from Georgia's famous Seashore resorts
comfortably. AIRY Ticket Agent OF the
Company will give further information,
W. II. Leahy, G.. r. A.; Chas. Patton. 7. P
AiW. A, Stokesi O. P. A.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29

and made me feel Like a new person
and it shall always have my praise
Mrs. w. p. VALENTINE, 902 Lincoln
Avenue, Camden, n. j.
Gardiner, Me. --"I was a great uh
ferer from a female disease. The doc
tor said / would have to 60 to Ina
hospitalf for an operation, but LydiaR
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound com
pletely cured me in three month";
Mrs. S. A. WILLIAMS, r. F. D. No. Il
Box 80, Gardiner Me.
Because your case is a dlfScult one
doctors having done you no good,
do not continue to suffer withou.
giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetabs
Compounda trial. 1t surely has cured
many cases of female ills, such as in.
Examination, liberation, displacements,
fibroid tumors, Irregularities, peCiOdiC
pains backache, that beaTing-dom
feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner.
vous prostration. 1t costs but a tIhs
to try it, and the result is wortbvFdl
lions to many suffering women. ~
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
ORIGIN
OF a Famous Human Food.

The story Of great discoveries or
inventions is always Of interest.
An active brain worker who found
himself hampered by lack of bodily
strength and vigor and could not
carry out the plans and enterprises
he knew how to conduct, was led to
study various foods and their effects
upon the human system. In other
words, before he could carry out his
plans he had to find food that would
carry him along and renew his physi-
cal and mental strength.
He knew that food which was
brain and nerve builder (rather than
a mere fat maker) was universally
needed. He knew that meat with
the average man does not accomplish
the desired results. He knew that
the soft gray substance in brain and
nerve centres is made from Albumen
and Phosphate of Potash obtained
from food. The he started to solve
the problem.
Careful and extensive experiments
evolved Grape-Nuts, the now famous
food. It contains the brain and nerve
building food elements in condition
for easy digestion.
The result of eating Grape-Nuts
daily is easily seen in a marked stur-
diness and activity of the brain and
nervous system, making it a pleasure
for one to carry on the daily duties
without fatigue or exhaustion.
Grape-Nuts food is in no sense \
stimulant, but is simply food which
renews and replaces the daily waste
of brain and nerves.
It's havour is charming, and being
fully and thoroughly cooked at the
factory it is served instantly with
cream.
The signature of the brain worker
.spoken Of, c. W. Post, is TO be seer
on each genuine package OF Grape
Nuts.
Look In pkgs. for the famous lit
tie book, THE Road to Wellville.'
"There's Reason"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
nl.u = rhnusnnh Years 90.

Budapest, whose front is circled
with lights like a crown. whose hills
rise DIRK and feathsry above tho riv'
or. whose Parliament buildings run
along the bank and are second 20
none but Observation-Disclosures
bright, flashing, gay, beautiful, mod
ern and rich. ardent and executive
close-buIlt and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
err Of peoples-is the product OF 9n'y
a few decades, and yet at It's tNs'
exposition II celebrated its thou'
sandth birthday. Pest, to the rignt
of the rlver-ior the cities are Twin
and divided by the Danube-Pest
dates back to 1900; and Buda was
the ofen Of the Romans. Buda climbs
up the opposite hill, today magnlu'
GENTLY new, but sown round with
green crumbling walls that mark inc
passing OF the origloal founders
whose painted gallery came up the
Danube from the Black Sea- The
notwithstanding civilization, sharp
" new and powerful, must for mo-
ment be brushed aside and the Buda
OF medieval times put in its stead
Marie Van Worst, in Harper's Mage
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29

lions Is It any wonder that the weeds
run out the forage plants, and that a
pasture with US is so frequently "a
place where grass does not grow"
Briefly, then, If we want to get a
part OF that $500 more year by
grazing live stock, let us first clean
up our idle lands, fence them and
plant forage crops, then keep down
the weeds for a few months and
finally turn on them such live stock
as will be amply supplied with a con-
slant growth Of forage.
Provide the feed before getting the
live stock, but when you have the
feed then give 1t to the sort of live
stock that will pay the most for what
they consume.-Southern Cultivator.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
FACES TO MATCH colFFuREs.
An Odd Competition Among the Hair
dressers Of Paris.

An Odd Competition Among the Hair
dressers Of Paris.
The hairdressers OF Paris have hlth'
erto ccntented themselves for the
most part with arranging co flares.
They have now added the art OF max
ing faces to match the Coiffures.
Under the auspices Of the Hair
dressers Union OF Paris a "competl
ton de grlmlce" was he'd at L'Acad
emile Ecole Franchise de Couture in
the Boulevard de Strasbourg The sub
iect set for competition was for the
hairdressers TO make themselves to
represent as lifelike as possible the
various rulers and soyereigns OF the
world.
In the remarkable procession which
paraded in the halls OF the hair
dressing academy were seen more or
less successful presentations Of King
Edward, the Car, the German EN-
peror, the Emperor Francis Joseph,
the Mikado President Fallieres,
King Alfonso, the Emperor Menelik,
the Sultan and various other eminent
personages. The prlx d'honneur, 4
medal presented by the Project OF the
Seine, was won by NJ. Monu.-IIon'
don Telegraph
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
Must Have Pastures Growing Things.

Must Have Pastures Growing Things.
If the South is to have pastures
that will produce sufficient feed for
live stock to make the business profit
able, there are a few errors common
among us which must be avoided.
We have often insisted on the ne
cessity for the pastures being real
pastures. That is, that the growth
OF other than forage plants be pre-
vented, and that forage plants of
known value be planted and made to
grow. otherwise we shall have no
pasture. But something more is nee
essary to success. After we have
gone to the expense of clearing up old
fields and putting in forage plants 1t
should be plain to any one that these
plants should be allowed TO get a
start and make some considerable
growth before being grazed, and that
Al no time should more stock be
nut on a pasture than the regular
growth of forage will amply feed.
We generally put twice as many ami
mails on a pasture as II will Craze
properly. It is also a fact that our
pastures are usually overrun with
weeds, briers and bushes, while grass
is scarce. The reason is not difficult
20 find. Nothing is done TO keel
down the weed, while the grass and
other forage plants are kept eater
close to the ground. The forage
plants don't get a fair chance They
are not only prevented from making
a vigorous growth by being eaten OF
close to the ground, but they are
smothered by the weeds and otnel
useless plants. Under such condi
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
GROWN CAUTIOUS.

"Why don't you never brag no
more about the cold winters you've
known, Jabez?"
81 got to looking over a file Of
weather reports, an they proved by
fggers that every winter averages
about the same. "-Louisvill Cour-.
ier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
DEFECTIVE LOGIC.

"Of course. the greatest minds are
sometimes wrong" said the charita-
BILE person.
YES" answered Miss Cayenne,
"but that fact should not encourage
people who are always wrong to think
they have great minds. Washing
ton Star.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
uNREL1ABLE INpICATIoNs.

Foreign travel is very improving"
said the studious girl.
YES" answered Miss Cayenne;
although you can't always tell where
a person has been by the pictures on
the post cards he sends home. -
Washington Star.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
PROSE VS.. POETRY.

The Sentimental Girl-"April is
my favorite month. I wish it would
last forever!"
The Practical Man-"Same here.
I have a note coming due on the LIST
of May. Judge.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29

this valuable issst
cine, Lydia .PibE.
hams We getabls
Compound. Imi.
fered from terrlbis
headaches, pain IN
my back and rlsSt
side, was tired and
nervous, and a
weakIcOuld hard,
$ tand. Lydia L
Pinkham's Vegets.
BILE COMPOUND n
stored me To hnsl,l
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
APPROVED.

HE'S everything ready for our
elopement?"
She-"Quite ready"
He-"And not a soul knows about
it,"
She-"Only my husband. -
Young's Magazine.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
TAUNTING HIM.

archibald" said the poets wife,
81 saw poem that brought $500"
Gracious" exclaimed her hus-
band, excitedly. What paper was it
I'M"
mo paper, dear; it was in mill
iners window. Chicago News.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
NO WONDER.

Barber (rather slow)-"Beg par
don, sir, but your hair is turning a
bit grey"
Victim-"S Shouldn't wonder. LOOK
at the time I've been here. Chicago
Daily News.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
rHosE MISSING ARMS.

Venus was telling her friends
about her missing arms.
"I lost them in revolving door
while trying to attend a sale OF peach
basket hats" she whispered.-Chic-
ago News.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
nELSnN ENOUGH.

Going to umpire the picnic ball
gamer"
Nope"
"And why not?"
81 umpired ball game once
louisville Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
THE MALIGNED COOK.

"Does your cook ever sneak your
gowns to wear?"
mo. why, she wouldn't even pa
tronize my dressmaker. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
MORE 4
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy,

Camden, Mil is with plsam,.
that | add my testimonial 10 vcp,
already long list hoping that IL i NV
indnce others to avail themselrn.. y
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
DURING THE HONEYMOON.

chubby, I want to wear my thin
shoes in the rain"
well, dovey?"
Tell me l mustn't" - LOUISVILLE
Courier-Journal,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
TIME TO GET INFORMATION.

John" said Mrs. Nagget, "Ive Of
ten wondered why you snore So"
Il don't know" replied Mr.. Nag
get. You'll have to ask me-"
"I1l have to ask you? What do
you mean?"
ASK me some time when I'm snor-
Ing. "-Catholic Standard and Times.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
VERY SIMPLE.

docs it require any special system
70 get to be a hundred?"
"Oh, no. All you've got to do IS
Just keep on living. "-Louisyille
Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
EXPLAINED.

Mistress (making an unexpected
raid on the kitchen)-"Who is this,
Mary?"
Mary-"M-me brother, please
m"
Mistress-"Indeed But he doesn't
resemble you in the least"
Mary-"No'm! But we was rer
markable alike before e ad Is beard
shaved off."-The Sketch. = s--.--.-
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
MERRY SIDE =
\ OF LIFE. Z
THE WESTERN TALE.
THE MESTERN TALE.

love the Western fiction best
They print in Gotham Magazines
The girl is never from the west,
She's visiting a Utah jay ~,
And weds a cowboy Just from Halei
They hasten back TO old Broadway
dearly love a western" tale.
p r, Bettison, in Life
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
WON'T WORK.

"He Is full of brilliant schemes"
Eyes. and they're just like he is"
Flows that"
"They won't work" A. Houston
Post,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29
ONE OF NATURES sKYsCRAPERs

Teacher-"What is the highest
form of animal life?"
Schoolboy-"The Crane. '-Uni'
yersalist Leader.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1909-07-29

rl.eed anyEh
bt,ttfTssssHs
eie.n.ornaim. -
eeonvsulent ~
iisssaisissa..ss,, al
not 1pille.,
eorlnlursnny.sss
1--we Oftiie
oorssniprsg.s ~.
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h,ssiira.tw
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07
DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores of Johnson City Readers
Are Learning the Duty of
the Kidneys.

To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kidneys
are sick.
Backache and many kidney ills fol-
low;
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all.
David Williams, living corner Fifth
North Jackson ST., Morristown, Tenn. 4,
says: "Doan's Kidney Pills have earn
ed nay hearty endorsement. At times
the secretions from my kidneys were
much too frequent, then again the pas
sages would be scanty and attended
with pain. Some time ago my atten-
ton was drawn to Doan's Kidney Pills
and procured box. I used them ac-
cordlng to directions, and it was not
long before the entire trouble was
eradicated."
Plenty more proof like this from
johnson City people, Call at the Pat
ton Drug Co. and ask what customers
report.
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents
| Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan'S-and
take no other.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07
A STRONG TESTIMONIAL
FROM SHERIFF UNION co

Maynardsville, Tenn, Nov. "a, 1908
To whom it may concern:
Be it known that my wife was afict-
ed with ihhammatory rheumatism in
both feet for four years. During this
time her feet were swollen so much that
she could not walk but with great diff
Guilty nor put on her shoes, and she suf-
fered very much.
procured for her bottle of "Rheu-
mathol, and to our surprise and Joy
this one bottle of medicine with God s
blessing entirely removed the swelingS
of her feet, and relieved the pain. We
are trulyothankful for this good medi.
cine and gladly recommend 1t to oul
friends as a cure for rheumatism.
FREED BAILEY, Sheriff
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this oath day Of November, 1908.
j. |. MOORE, Clerk Circuit Court
Rheumathol stops the pain and cures
all kinds of rheumatism. Sold by al
druggists in Johnson City, JonesborC
and Elizadethton. 1879;
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Tennessee leads all the strictly south,
ern states in the number of rural deliv.
cry routes according to a summary
just issued by the fourth assistant post
master-general. There are in operation
in Tennessee l,6lSrural delivery routes
The First congressional district has
more established routes than any othel
district in the state.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Real estate agent (rattling off de-
of house to Mrs. Bradley, a
prospective tenant Here's the litch-
en-splendid room-all modern conve-
niences-hardwood floor Mr.. Bradley
(interrupting)-O oh, it won't do at all.
My present kitchen has a softwood
floor, and the breakage of dishes even
on that is something frightful,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Thousands Of people have stomach trou-
BILE, constipation, indigestion, sick head
ache, etc, and don't know what to do fol
it. Perhaps the experience of Mr.. Ridgill,
postmaster at Brucevile, Tex. and Mr..
Burns, Wabash R. R. engineer, BemeRt,
ILL.,, will suggest method Both Of these
men take pleasure in saying that they cured
themselves with DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin.
1t is absolutely guaranteed to do what i,
claimed, and If you would like to try it be
fore buying, send your address for free
sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co., lis
Caldwell Bldg, Monticello, Ill. 1t is sold
by all druggists at soc and ST. bottle.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07
Some Good Medical Advice.

Throw away pills and strong cathartic.
which are violent in action and Away:
have on hand Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
which cures constipation and all disease,
arising from stomach, liver and bowel trou.
bles. twill cure old or young, and is the
greatest family remedy that a home can
have. Keep a bottle always at hand
You may need it any moment.
1t is absolutely guaranteed to do what we
claim, and if you want to try it before buy
ing, send your address for free sampl,
bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co., IIq Caldwell
Bldg, Monticello, III. 1t is sold by al
druggists at soc and ST bottle.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Pastor-I was so sorry for your wife
during the sermon this morning, doc
tor She had such a dreadful fit of
coughing that the eyes of the whole
congregation were fixed upon her.
Doctor-Don't be unduly alarmed.
She was wearing her new hat for the
first time. -Filegende Blaetter.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

"I:understand that you said some of
my jokes were as old as the hills?" in
terrogated the struggling humorist in
crestfallen tones. "My dear sir, you
have been misinformed," laughed the
busyleditor. "What | said was that
some of the hills were as old as your
jokes. Chicago News.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07
Money Comes In Bunches

to A, A. Chisholm, of Treadwell, N. Y,
now His reason is well worth reading:
" For long time suffered from indiges,
ton, torpid liver, constipation, nervousness
and general debility" he writes Il
couldn't sleep, had no appetite, nor ambi-
ton, grew weaker every day in spite Of all
medical treatment. Then used Electric
Bitters. Twelve bottos restored all my
old-time health and vigor Now can at
end TO business every day It's a wonder.
tul medicine. IntalIible for stomach
liver. kidneys, blood and nerves soc. al
II. c. Miller's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Crawford-So your wife doesn I make
mince pies anymore? Crabshaw-No.
She uses all the odds and ends around
the house as trimmings for her hat
Puck.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Did you write this report on my
lecture, The Curse of Whisky'?" ayes,
madam" "Then kindly explain what
you mean by saying, The lecturer was
evidently full of her subject"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Did you ever have appendicitis ?'
said the insurance man. "Well, ans
wered the skeptic, 81 was operated on.
But never felt sure whether it was q
case of appendicitis or a case of profess
sional curioSity.u
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07
Frighti'ul Fate Avertrd.

81 would have been cripple for life
from terrible cut on my knee cap
writes Frank Disberry, Keliher, MINI
without Buckens Arnica S4lve, which
soon cured me" Infallible for wounds
cuts and bruises it soon cures burns, scalds
old Sores boils, skin eruptions World,
best for piles. age at H. c. Miler's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Percy Pickle-Aw L thought ]
heard you tell Miss Wose that you
were never kissed by man? Miss Ia
basco-So did Percy Pickle-But-
aw pawdon me; | kissed you lawst
night. Miss Tabasco-I said a man.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07
The Bedrock of Success

lies in keen, clear brain, backed by in
domitable will and resistess energy Such
power comes from the splendid health that
DIR. Kings New Life Pills impart. They
vitalize every organ and build up brain and
body. ]. A. Harmon, Lizmore, w. Va,
writes; "They are the best pills l ever
used" age at H. e. MilIers.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

"What is your hurry, Carl?" "Going
home to get licked" "And you're
running?" eyes; mothers there now
later father'll be home, and I'd get it
worse.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

"Mamma, young Prof. McGozzle pro-
posed last night "Mercy, child!
What on earth has he got to live on. y
81 wish you wouldn't interrupt me,
mamma. He proposed that we start
in and read President ElIot's five feet
of books. y Chicago Tribune.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1909-10-07

Usher Ito absentminded Judge about
to leave the court You've forgot to
sentence i'm, my lord. Judge-Deay,
dear; ] beg his pardon.