New-York tribune., 1909-06-29
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

c. c. James. Deputy Minister of Agriculture Of
Canada, has gone TO England to start negotiations
looking to the solution OF the problem of getting
domestic servants for homes in the Province of
Ontario. He hopes to induce enough servants to
emigrate from England to supply the need Com
menting on his visit, THE London Telegraph" says
't is probable that there Is part the British
Empire in which there are at the present moment
better profitable openings than there are
in Ontario for three classes Of immigrants farmers
possessed of some small capital farm laborers and
domestic servants"
Pesrl-Jack is the biggest goose I ever. saw in
my life.
Ruby-What now, dear?
Pearl-Why, my chaperon lost her glasses last
night when we were making love and he actually
helped TO find them for her.-Chicago News.
"DlI you ever notice how the tailors when
measuring a man for a suit of clothes mix In a
few letters occasionally among the numbers?" asks
a correspondent Of The Liverpool Post" When
ever have been measured for suit or clothes the
tailor always said s. B. L in subdued voice
he took the measure for the length OF my
trousers. often wondered what this secret signal
meant, and on one occasion made so bold TO ask.
but was put aside In some casual way, which
plainly showed that the tailor did not wish me
know the meaning Of the mysterious 6. b. L.
Well l never knew what those letters meant until
day. when I stumbled across the solution by
accident. I was waiting TO have my measure
taken. while 4 strapping big fellow the
rack As he measured the length Of the trouser
leg the tailor said: SO. S B. L. Yes back
the reply from the big fellow. and id bow
legged. toe All these years taors had been
cusing me OF being slightly bow-egged.' and had
never caught on until I vas practically told tho
answer in the accidental way"
Rat-An phwat the divll is chain dish?
Mike-Whsti 1t s frytn pan that's got into
society.-Boston Transcript.
Speaking OF the Zionist movement. which it con-
demns The American Israelite" says: During
the recent convention OF the Order Birth Abraham
several delegates spoke in favor OF displaying
Zionist flags. Instantly Grand Master Dorf said
the order Birth Abraham was formed make
good American citizens cut OF the Jews who come
10 Americs. He emphaticaly added that il those
who this country did not like Il they should
60 away lie would permit no Zionist hags
to be displayed in the convention hall There are
plenty Of influential men in New York whose views
similar to Mr.. Doris but they lack his cour-
age end are afraid 10 express themselves freely
and openly"
Blobbs drying to think Of claIryoyano What
do you call the person who IS q medium through
whom with the spirits
sIobus-A bartender.-P philadelphia Record.
Vienna has under considera zion plans for
derground electric railway FOR the transmission Of
mail TO and from the general postofiice and its
sxtyfour branches, and the nine railroad stations
in the city. 1t IS estimated that the line would
take the place OF four hundred and fifty mal
wagons and seven hundred horses. which now make
twenty-five hundred journeys through the city
every day. The railway viii he built in sub
way five feet high and little less in width. Each
car will carry eighty packages which is equal TO
the capacity OF a one-hoTse mail wagon Trains
of eight will be run every twenty minutes
from 80 O'Clock In the morning until 10 o'clock at
night They will have motormen but will be
operated from dispatch stations. and Will travel
about twenty miles an hour
Those people don't seem 10 care what the world
thinks OF them" said the fashionable woman
How you know
They stil play progressive euchre and croquet-'
Washington Star
\ statute OF General Russell A AlEer, Secretary
Of War under President Mckinley and later United
States Senator from Michigan. was unveiled at
MunisinE Mich a few days 1t is n gift 70
AIger County from the family OF the late general
The monument is the work Of Carlo Romaneli. Of
Detroit.
Train up a servant in the way she should 60"
sayg The Philosopher Of Folly, "and the first chance
she gets she goes. Cleveland Leader.