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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
PROVO

Special to The Tribune.
PROVO, May 22.-The biggest society
event of tho week was tho banquet anu
entertainment given by the knights OF PythiAs
and the ladies auxiliary Mt their hall on
Tuesday evening About two hundred guests
were present and enjoyed programme OF
music, readings and short talks. dohgnt
ful luncheon was served and tho affair was
voted great success.
Mrs j. H. Hodmon entertained tho Sorosis
club at hor home Wednesday afternoon
Mrs. George Craig rend papor on kinder
garten Work. - aud Mrs Pearl Yates gave
some readings, after which lunchcon was
served.
Mrs. Gertrude Page entertained Mt n
sleeping party Thursday night at her homo
in the First ward, in honor OF Miss May
Thurman. Fifteen lady friends were pres
cnt and very pleasant evening was spent
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Holloway announce the
engagement of their daughter, Form, TO Jack
Tensdalc, tho wedding to take place in June
Mrs. Mabel Warner was hostess at Ken
sngton at her home on TUESDAY afternoon
at which thirty OF Mrs, Wnrnors friond6
were guests. Card games and social talk
were the features.
Mr. and Mrs. William NJ. Roylauoe enter
tainod few friends Mt lnnchaon On
Wednesday. Aftcr refreshments were served
tho guests enjoyed card games ana mlSic
The banquet and entertainment given nj
the y. Y. university in honor of GpvcEnrr
Spry and staff on Friday was attended ny
all of the lending educators and business Ecn
OF the city The district school students
npd the student body Of the B. y, L, formed
in line and parOdcd 10 tho depot to meet
tho visitors headed by tho B, Y. L. band.
Tho governor and staff were taken in car
riagcs 10 the university whore programme
Of speeches and music was rendered. after
which luncheon was served by the ladies Of
the domestic science class.
Mrs Pearl Yatos entertained about twenty
Of her friends AZ her home on Thursday
afternoon. 4 programme OF music and road
ings was rendered and refreshments were
served.
MIR. nnd Mrs. Arthur Booth entertained
Sunday evening in honor OF Miss Ncliio Hyde,
who leaves shortly for California to spend
the summon,
The BunuaI orotorcal contest for the JeH
medal took plncc at The p. y. university
in the student body meeting Wednesday,
Following werc the contestants and their
subjects: Charles Schwcnckc, The Dcclara
tion OF Independence Nephi Cummings
Moral Aspects Of Education - Milan Straw
'Citizcnship:' S. Gilbert Mcldrum, Ar
rival Of tho Pioneers Mr. SchwcncSo was
awarded the decision. AZ the samc meeting
tho athletic medals won at The state meet
were awarded ms follows: Baird. three silver
aud one bronze: Cham berlain, two silver;
Peterson, Eppcrson, Jones, Crosby and uolda-
way. ono silver medal each.
Miss Susie Benton OF Eureka was Provo
visitor last week.
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RlEPfiI
Specinl 70 The Trlbrne.

sNpeClhl 10 j nc lllDUaHes
NEPHI. May 22.-C. S. Tingey, secretary
Of state, and Mr.. Hardy private secretary
10 Governor William Spry, visited tho expert
ment farm this week.
Miss Nellie Hyde is visiting in Ncphi this
week. prior to expected visit 20 Los An.
eelos.
Miss Clara Golden and Mr.. Robert Chap
pell prominent young people of Nephi, were
married Mt the Manti temple Wednesday
Judge Greenwood was in Ncphi Saturday on
court business.
Miss Ida Parker entertained the Billie
club this week.
Ncholns A. Robertson OF Salt Lake Spont
few days in Nephi this week.
Miss Eta Encrtson entertained few
friends Sunday evening nj the homo OF Mrs.
James Riches Those present wcro Misses
Ethel Wright, Clara Cole, Bird Wilson, Pearl
Wright. Lula Mcpherson. Bertha Mcpherson.
ITaydcc Patten, Anna Edmonds Eta Ellert.
son. rcarl Ingram, Esiollo McPhcrson Nellie
Hansen. Jacqultn EdGhein, Olivia OS,lor.
Mnyme Riches Georgettn Paxman. Fern
Riches and Miss Alico Mile rof American
Fork.
Miss Fern Schoheid gave kitchen shower
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
MURRAY
Special TO The Tribune.

Special 10 The Tribune.
MURRAY. May 22-Thc Murray alumni
association hos completed all arrangements
for the hop in tho Trocadero Wednesday
evening Tho affair is 10 be given in honor
of The graduates.
Mrs Lewis O. Clark left Friday for New
York. where she will sail FOR Europe While
in Europe She will visit various places OF
interest and will accompany her husband
home this fall
The home of Mr.. and Mrs G. j. Jackson
was the center OF attraction for a number
of the little friends OF Miss Ethel, the young
daughter OF the Jacksons, The affair wa1
in honor OF Miss Jackson's anniversary The
home was tastefully decorated in spring bios
SONS while in the spacious dining room car
nations were used quite extensively. During
the afternoon various forms OF amusement
were participated in by all present, and at
6 o clock delicious supper was served.
An excellent programme has been prepared
by the Murray school board for the com
nencemcnt day exercises which take place
in the First Ward chapel Wednesday after
noon.
II will be quite late in tho summer before
pleasure seekers can occupy their cottages
in Big Cottonwood canyon. This information
was given out by T. c.. Davis. who states
that Brighton. the pretty little summer re.
sort nj the hoad Of the canyon, is covered
with snow, He said however, that by the
middle Of July all the snow would he gone
providing good weather prevailed.
A farewell dance will be given tho coming
week in honor OF l.. Mackay, who leaves
shortly TO fill two.year mission in the
northern states. Tho affair will be given at
one of the ward houses and an excellent
programme has been prepared for the occa-
sion.
Mrs Sarah Foultor of North State street
entertained about twelve ladies OF one ~ tho
local lodges at dainty luncheon on WedneS-
day.
A linen shower will bo given for Miss
MadCe Johns Tuesday evening AZ the homo
of Miss Jess Thornton in Mill Greek.
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EUREKA

Special to The Tribune
EUREKA, May 2o.--Thc dance given by
tho Eureka City band drew out Il good crowd
of society people and was splendid affair
meat sum was realized for the purpose of
improving that organization.
Tho "Brownic Band" eove an entertain
ing programme Mt the l.. D. church Fri
day and Saturday evenings and the little
folks proved good entertainers.
Walter Adams of Provo was here during
tho week.
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Allen are the guests
OF PSySon friends.
Mrs. Clarence Fairbanks and children OF
Payson arc the guests OF DR.. and Mrs.
rfoutz.
Mrs. DR.. Lakcr is the gucs, of Spanish
Forks friends
Tho many friends Of Mrs. W. C. Dcwar
viii regret to learn that she is dangerously
i'll with pneumonia.
DR.. c, Mnnter, former resident of silvor
Reef. but now of Salt Lake, visited with
Mr.. and Mrs. W, S. Garrity this week.
The members Of Eureka miners union will
hold their annual outing at Spanish Fork
on June IL.
Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ Hayes visited
with Snlt Lake friends this week.
j. c. Sullivan returned this week from
n trip to Idaho,
Miss Ethel Trey has been elected dole
gate OF INC iochl 'hplet chu1cn 10 tu'
state session. TO be held AZ American Fork
next Saturday.
Mr and Mrs NJ. r Sammon returned the
fore part OF the week from n visit TO Salt
Lake City.
Rcv. Mr.. Allison visited Elbcrta this week.
Mrs u. Sullivan and daughters, Gcncvievo
and Maroellus, arc visiting with friends at
Salt Lake.
John w Hrd returned this week from
visit with his son, William, at Twin Falls
Idaho.
The Mammoth Amusement company gave
splendid dance nj thc Mammoth opera
house Thursday night and il WAS well
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

Almn Todd are hero from Denver. Colo, TO
spend tho summer with Mrs. GIBSON
daughter, Miss Nellie Todd
Mrs. Frederick Holt OF Pocntclo Idnho,
is the guest OF Mrs. r. NJ. briggs.
w A. TIickcnloopcr lott this week for
Blnckfoot. Idaho. whcrc he will visit friends
for q few days.
Mrs. w A. Middleton and daughter have
returned from nm extended visit in southern
California.
Mrs r. c. Scaeon OF Los Angeles is Wis
iting her son. Albert Seagon, at 2I0 lwen'
ty.sixth street.
Fred G. Taylor Of Lewiston Idaho, was
an Ogden visitor this week.
Mr.. and Mrs ]. S. Carver left this week
for n visit 10 Seattle.
James Ii. Mclaughlin Of Salt Lake City
visited his parents in Ogden tins week,
Miss Irene Griffin who has been attend
ing rho Mills seminary, California, is home
TO spend tho summer vacation with her par
ents, Mr.. aud Mrs. S. j. Griffin.
Jndge aud Mrs. w. l., Mnginuis and their
two small children returned Thursday even
ing from an extended trip i'll the East Miss
Florence Maginnis will spend the summer
there.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
Do It Now.

Now is the time to get rid Of your
rheumatism. You can do so by apply
ing Chamberlain s Liniment. Nine
cases out Of ten are simply muscular
rheumatism due to cold or damp, or
chronic rheumatism, and yield to the
vigorous application Of this liniment.
Try it. You are certain to be delighted
with the quick relief which it affords.
Sold by all druggists
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
SEND-FOR.THE 1909 ROYAL BLUE BOOK.

attended by the young people n Tinhe, who
Ind n very enjoyable time.
\ jolly co cream social was given Thurs.
day night in honor OF Albert Hagen, Jr.,
who is soon TO leave for foreign climcs.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Bockstcad have
moved 10 Sandy, where they will make their
future homo.
Arnold Fothoringham and Miss Ircta Mem.
moth, both residents Of Mammoth, werc unitgl
in marriage this week.
4 farewell party WAS given Wednesday
evening in honor OF Albert Hagen. Jr. by
many Of bis friends in Tntic. happy
time WAS had md nj tho conclusion of
banquet tho recipient of III" party was pre-
seuted with purse Of $50. Mr.. Hagen
goes 10 Norway on a mission for the l.. D.
s. church.
Hugh UcFernan left this week for Los
Angeles Cal, whore he will he the guest OF
Mr.. and Mrs Walter Thompson.
Miss Hattie Thurmond of snlt Lake is
visiting with friends in this city.
DR. and Mrs Pfou,z visited Payson rcla
tivcs This week.
Rev. Father Ryan. who has been acting
as pastor al ST. Patrck'S church at this
city since the death Of Rev. Father O'Dono
hue, returned 10 Salt Lake this week
s B. Marshall spent several days at the
capital this week
John Hatfield and Joseph Farrnr ot Provo
spent several days in Eureka this week.
The members OF Eureka Minors union No.
| ISL gave n splendid entertainment at their
hall Saturday evening, at which their fam.
| ilies and friends wcre the ghosts. NJ tho
close Of nm cXcclont programme consisting OF
| speeches by prominent members OF the order,
hoarty repnst was partaEen or.
John NJ Burt visited relatives at Spanish
| Fork this week.
| Mrs Susie Benton is visiting Mrs. Fred
| ShontE at Provo.
Mrs Maudc Hanson has returned from a
| trip lo Provo.
B. y C. Stolt returned this week from
| Los Angeles. whore he WAS called by the
illness Of his sister. Miss Clara Stott,
Gus j. Henrod and Dan Kelly visited the
| county seat this week
| 6 c. Miller aud family Of Nebraska have
come 10 TintIc 10 reside.
Or. Il. ]. Howell and George Shepard Wis
! tied Salt Lake City this week.
Mrs. James Haynes was called 10 Nephi
J this week owing TO the sudden death OF her
| brother Orson Haynes.
James P DriscoU and Edward Pike were
| AT Ncphi this week.
Mrs. w G.. Hickman OF Mammoth is Wis
! iting with her mother. Mrs. Gus j. Henroid
Paul Wirihln visited his family at Pay
son during the week
Mrs T D. Sullivan and Joseph Honnifn
/ visited Nephi during the week.
| Jesse Mathews visited the Capital city
| this week.
Mesdames james p. Driscol c. G. GrIggs,
Frank Gnrrity. Alexander Blight and Ed
ward Pike attended the grand lodge session
| OF the Pythian Sisters nj Provo this week.
! Mr. and Mrs. NJ. s. Garrity returned this
week from a visit with Salt Lake friends.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
EXCURSIONS EAST
Via Denver & Rio Grande r. R.

Cbicaoo and return 500 90
st. Louis and return ........... 1870
st. Paul. Minneapolis and return. $500
Omaha, Kansas City and return. 1000
Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo $3.50
Other points in proportion.
Tickets good returning October 81.
Ticket office, 30l Main street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

Hoarseness, bronchitis and other
throat troubles are quickly cured by
Eoley's Honey and Tar, as it soothes
and heals the inflamed throat and bron-
chial tubes and the most obstinate
cough disappears. Insist upon having
the genuine Foley's Honey and Tar. F.
j. Hin Drug Co, corner Second South
and West Temple.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
ONLY S1.OO

To Ogden and return via Oregon Short
Line, Sunday, May %. Trains at T;10,
9 and Il n. M. Returning leave Ogden
$40 a. III.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

am ready for YOU with the swellcst
line Of summer suit fabrics ever shown
here. l make your suit myself-that s
how I can guarantee the ft-Daniels.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

Racing hats; newest shades and
clever soft felt effects, Sl.50. Mehesy S
Millinery store.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
SUNDAY EXCURSIONS
Via D, &c B. G.. r. r. Ms

To Ogden, 1925 a. m, 30 p. m. 81 90
To Provo Canyon, 1850 a m. $50. 1.25
To Pharaoh s Glen, $40 a. m. 80. so
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23
PIANO PIANOLA,

A good toned piano pianola for sale
cheap. Must sell on account of moving.
Used three months. K.37, Tribune
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

Go to Pidge Produce Co., hay, gIein,
coal and kindling. 353 South State.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

Tribune Want Ads.
Bell Main 5000. Independent $50.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-23

Martin Coal Co., 30 30. Main.
All kiads Of coal. Both phones $50.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19

one ol lie. "A I.t.t. = ,,eSt'iallties
Ras that she I've, Il p Il n,.e Until
she had her .-:Ir. .i.rrr ptid Or
fully assured ,ait ..i,r, "t' 40 dOub
as 10 her ge,I.g j, i,-en s.ie san,
at the AcaayIy ri ..a,ic. in Ae'
York. at onc t,mc ne manager wa.
sorely put abo@. to hAI - Hyy 80 pa.
her. but shc Il. .ays sioutiy refused L
sing until sne nId H,r saiary.
one night ii. quarter past > he.
representative went 10 him and said
Madam is all dressed except he
shoes. Sine Will pat those Oh Whe!
she gets the money.
The manager. half distracted, rushet
about the house and succeeded in rails
ing one-half the amount due the prim.
donna. which he hastily sent TO her
But another quarter of an hour passed
and, though the audience showed grea
impatience. there was 10 Patti. where
at the manager ran to her room.
MY dear madam, why do you no
20 on? l have sent you half the mon
ey. and the rest will reach you before
the end Of the first act
Patti smiled dolefully. exhibited th'
tips of her feet and said: You see.
have only one shoe on. l cannot e
OH the stage without the other. Il
would be quite impossible"
Almost craZed, the manager rushed
out and discovered that the othel
half Of the money could be raised
New York Tribune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
Poetic Justice.

a certain couple in a New England
village, each the parent of six children.
had meted out to them kind Of poetic
justice in which they failed to see the
poetry.
The woman, a widow, pleading that
she had no home and was therefore
unable TO care for her children. induc-
ed the local authorities to admit them
to an orphan asylum. The man,
widower. pleading he had no house.
keeper and therefore no one TO care
for his children, induced the authori-
ties TO admit his six also. Thereupon,
being freed from all membranes.
these two married.
All went well for few months
when the authorities, learning OF the
situation, promptly dispatched the
twelve children back 10 their parents
and. the woman no longer able TO rep
resent herself as homeless or the mar
as without a hOusekeeper. they were
forced l. receive them.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
The March of the Caravan.

Perhaps the weirdest and most I'M
pressive Of the many unwonted mem
ories that the traveller carries away
with him from travel in the east Is
the recollection Of the camel caravans
which he has encountered ut night
Out OF the black darkness IS heard the
distant boom Of heavy bell. Mourn
fully and with perfect regularity OF
iteration ii sounds, gradually swelling
nearer and louder and perhaps min
Cling with the tones Of smaller bells
signaling the rear guard Of the same
caravan. The big bell IS the insignia
and alarm OF the leading camel alone
But. nearer and louder as the sounc
becomes. not another sound and not a
visible object appears to accompany
It. Suddenly and without the slight
est warning there looms out OF the
darkness, like the apparition OF 8
phantom ship. the form Of the captain
OF the caravan. His spongy treac
sounds softly on the smooth sand, anC
like a great string Of linked ghouls the
silent procession stalks by and Is swal
lowed up in the night.-"Persia anC
the Persian Question"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
What's In a Label.

There Is good deal of art In adver-
tising, and 1t has to be adapted to the
public 1t seeks to meet. Edward
Reeves IN Brown Men and Women"
makes clear that what attracts the
American market may not serve that
purpose IN the islands Of the south
seas. He tells an experience which
food firm had with one Of those sea
girt communities. The natives get
very tired of fish, but are fond Of
canned beef, which they buy when
ever they have money. That they are
nothing more than children in their
ideas the traders find out TO their cost
If they are not careful An exporter
Of canned meat was nearly ruined by
clinging to the trademark Of n drag
ems head. Shipment after shipment
was sent out from San Francisco. each
can branded with the flaming dragon.
Tie natives shuddered at the sight Of
the hldeous thing. They were not 60
ing to eat the disgusting beast. In
vain the agents tore off the labels; the
natives were suspicious and would not
buy. The whole shipment had to be
returned and put in fresh cans with Il
fat OK or sheep on the label. All the
natives fully believed that the figure
on the label was a true picture Of what
was inside.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
rL.v Meant Business.

A Chicago stage manager was tell
ing Of amusing incidents OF blunders
and errors caused by stage fright IN
q romantic play recently revived one
of the minor characters. a dairymaid'
comes forward at the end of the re-
cital Of a love romance and cOmmentS
as follows:
"Hope filed their youth ana whetted
their love: they plighted their troth!
But at one of the performances the
girl who played the dairymaid was
absent without notice. At the last mo-
ment the manager gave the lines 10 n
sbenberdess. who had never had lines
70 speak before and who was excess
,vely nervous when her cue came. This
is what the astonished audience heard
"Hope filed their trough and blight
ed their love; they whetted tnei'
tooth!'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
He obeyed.

Murat Halstead. the great journalist
Of war times. went 20 General William
T. Sherman's headquarters once for
the latest news from The front" Hal
stead was armed with many fine intro
ductory letters. but decided to rely
mainly on one given him by Thomas
Ewing. Sherman's brotherin-law. He
found the general and presented
Ewing's letter. The general opened it
somewhat inpatiently, read a few
lines. folded il ard said:
"Ah. YOU come from Ewing. and you
desire to have all tie latest news the
next probable move Of our army, eh?
We'll. there's 4 train leaving this town
fcr Cincinnati at > O'Clock. Here. take
tni ticket ard Sop over there and set
yorr dinner ard then get on that
train"
wei. lut General Sherman be-
gan the neu-e.a.cr man. But Sherman
waved him IF.
60 over AID Get n good dinner. We
have plenty AID always strive to treat
our fric,dS we'll But be sure you
don't miss that > o'clock train!" And
Halstcad obercd.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
Somewhat PuzzIinq.

1t is not at all surprising that the
American vernacular should some.
times prove little too much for the
Englishnan. A case in point was that
OF a visitor from London who came
to New York last summer and was
taken by his host to see one of the
league baseball games at the Pole
grounds. The game had progressed as
far as the third inning without any
thing in particular happening. when
suddenly one Of the Giants pounded
cut three Dagger that set everybody
bowling with joy
THAT was q birdr' calculated the
Englishman's host after the excite.
ment had subSided.
a moment later a foul tip sent the
ball flying back TO the grand stand.
'And what do you call that?" queried
the Englishman.
That's a foul" said his host.
"Ah," returned the Englishman, "a
fowl, eh? Well. II see IS to me that
the language of baseball is most ex'
traorGinary. \ fowl Is a bird and 4
bird IS Il fowl. and yet YOU use these
terms to describe two plays that seem
to lie 10 be diametrica!y opposed to
each Other. Do you call that logical!
The EngliShman is still trying to
think 1t cut.-Harpcr's Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
Persuasion.

Or. 4. is a specialist in nervous all
ments. In his most successful case s
persuasion has played an important
role. Slx-year-old Frank has eviden =
ly had opportunity TO imbibe his IA
theirs views on the efficacy OF persua-
sion, which. DR. a. contends. appeals
to the highest psychic functions.
1t was only few mornings ago that
Mrs. A. overheard an alteration in
the kitchen between Master Frank and
the cook. Mary's voice rose in loud
protestations. Mrs. A. nastened TO the
scene and arrived just in time TO see
her son seize a convenient broom and
threaten Mary.
why, Frank" she exclaimed In
horrified amazement, what are you
doingT
But Frank was equal to the occa-
sion. "I'm just trying to persuade
Mary for some angel cake" he ex-
planned In a matter Of fact way.
IL this treatment may not have ap-
pealed to Marys highest psychic func-
tlons 1t at any rate tickled her sense
Of humOr. Frank gained his point
New York Times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
Stone Eaters.

Sir James Ross I'm the course or his
travels noted curious fact with re-
gard to the penguin-namely, the habit
of swallowing stones. In one specl-
men he found ten pounds weight OF
quartz, granite and trap. Other AMI
mails, reptiles, fishes and mammals ex-
hlbit the same strange fancy. In a
paper contributed to the proceedings
Of the Bristol Naturalists' society w.
Fl. Wicks has collected q number OF
facts connected with such stomach
stones. The fact noted by Mr.. Wicks
that the pebbles are usually white
quartz is interesting, but does not ap-
pear to throw any light on the strange
habit.-LondOn Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1909-03-19
Il Is 10 Smile.

In walking through a train a smile
always relieves the tension Of the mo
ment. even if ii Is the train Of youl
hostess best dinner gown.
\ smile is frequently used to conceal
a vacuum. If it is q broad smile
however il defeats its purpose.
If your newly married friends insist
upon your holding the baby. grab the
infant firmly by the back Of the neck
and smile. The parents will remove
the child at once.
If your dinner partner Is talking
over your head. smile. He will prob
ably grow uncomfortable immediate
ly and change the subject.
If your rival appears to be cutting
you out with the only girl, smile. This
will rouse her suspicious at once, and
she will devote the rest Of her time
trying to find out who that girl" Is.
a smile Is a handy thing TO have
round. even when ii is as broad as
Il is long. 1t may square long stand
ing grievance-Puck.