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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
Summary of Work.

Section. Buildings. Repairs.
y. w. ............... s.. 46l.307 1857 ,557
,. W. s.-...-.-.....- 3S8.300 120 05S
=. T.. s.-..s-......-.- 1,l05,03G a PSI
, T. .-.-...-..-.-... $500 So I3s
Co. -s-......--------- z-576,221 251 ,s6e
18,26s,8 SIS 1.457sit
Estimated number OF buildings in the
District OF Columbia:
Brick Frame
Buildings. Buildings
1yyo .,.-;;;;;;;:.-........-.. -; 81 22,794
Erected ls09.-.....-..... 1867 1850
IoIaAs ------.--.-----.. 5ZsobS S,s44
Further appropriations for hreproohng
the public schools viii be necessary, ac-
cordtng to Henry Story, superintendent
OF repairs, whose report accompanies
the Building Inspectors. The last APP
preparation act provided $4,000 for the
fire protection IN the public schools.
with this appropriations says Mr..
Story 1t VIII be only possible TO fire.
proof the heating plants and construct
1repTOOf stairWays. landings, and cor
ridcrs in eighteen Of the school build
ings- In order TO fully complete the
work as originally planned. It Is neees-
sary to take up the work OF hreproof-
which require attention along these
lines. IT IS not possible, owing TO the
short period In which these improve
ments must De made, 10 attempt TO
improve more than the eighteen above
mentioned during the summer vacation,
and this completely exhausts the amount
Of the appropriation"
Mr. Story recommends that Congress
be asked TO make all appropriations for
his office Immediately available so that
the work can begin at an early date
Minor Repairs.
Mr.. Story says that his office is con-
tinually in receipt Of requests for minor
repairs in school buildings and suggests
that the janitors be furnished with a
few simple tools and instructed in their
use by the Board of Manual Training
branch Of the Board OF Education.
The field inspectors recommend an ad-
ditfon to their force owing 70 the In
crease Of the duties which frequently
cOmpeIs them 10 work overtime and
urge that their salaries be increased to
81, 500 per annum.
The elevators Of the city are said
70 be Ia good condition and IL is de-
clared that the efficiency Of elevator
conductors has increased more than So
per cent as the result of the examina-
lions conducted by the board appointed
by the Inspector Of Buildings whose
duty II is 10 determine the practical
qualifications of applicants to operate
elevators.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

Today-High tide. 1:47 a. m. and
2:22 .. n. Low tide. $3.50 a. N. and
Tomorrow-High tide, 2:48 a. m. and
3.2O .. N. Low tide, $3.50 a. N. and
10 D. m
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

CONDITION OF RIVERS.
HARPERS FERRY. " Va, Nov. 5.
Both clear this morning.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

Blinds, No. I, sT.I5 a Pair.
Frank LAbbey & Co, 9Th & y. Z. Ave,
r-AdYt-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

FORECAST FOR THE DISTRICT.
Fair tonight. Saturday fair,
warmer: light variable winds.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

Estimated number OF buildings in the
District OF Columbia:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
Then Rebuked.

Then she is rebuked for "an outburst
Of temper"
Madame Steinheil is brilliantly dra-
matte. She let's no chance pass 10 weep.
or beat the wooden railing with her
cIenched fists
The judges question her numerically
CONTINUED on Fourth Page.)
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Neither officer appeared the least dis
turbed by the accident and were sorry
only because 1t meant the interruption
OF the flights for several days. Although
no one would hazard an opinion. it Is
probaD4e that the machine cannot go
up again before Monday at the best.
While Lieutenant Lahm had not teIe-
graphed 10 Mr.. Wright. the aeronautic
critics believe thar he will come 10 Col
lege PARK when he hears about the
trouble
The biplane damaged this morning
was the one with which Chevalier Or.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23
llotb lebrt betem.

Gs lito ihon ctlifc Sabre Der, ais
ih gum @ebrnude Der SeebGoer aif
9orfum lpnr. Cine 9emiihtc @elcas
ihnft bate iih port Sulnmmcngcfilnz
ben, &atbplifeu, Hrotcitnntcn uno
Suocn. Nl5 i'd eincS Cages meit
@repier betete. fonnte ih ipabrncbmen,
mic Gin Siibe i'm 0crein nit ctlihen
Serreu oariibcr ipDtteItc. Sd itedtc
baS cil. 0n pereinbnrtcn lid zines
cages Webrerc, cine feline Seefabrt
nab Der 6!pei Stunbeu cntferuteu
Snlel Nottlm al MAIDEN. SciB itah
Die Iugultlonnc b~crunter, pdbrenb
nm pcitlihcn @inmrel bunflc 8plfen>
nlailen ternufitie9en. - Che pir ms
ncrlaben. brah bas 0cmitter los.
ShlnnaenbliBe burf5udten geipens
itii1 oaS @eiuDlbe unb riefcn fern uup
nab Den Spnner pnh. - Die @paei,
rnuihieu nit nilber @emait mn
ipribten ipcitbin Den i6neeigcn
S6num. @iitbcnb brnuIte Der
Sturm uuo l6lug Den itarfen Hcaen
Qiler iiber bno Shiff. - 9n tnietc
Gin bph9eiteater fatbolii6er Serr nics
Der uno bctete lnut Die G~llcrbeiliacn1
9itnnci Dor. llnp liebc. Iles lanf aui
Die aniee - ssIbt Trpteitanten nnr
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23

Siiben; ieber Wunb antirortetc: r8err
erbarme Sid) unier II. /. 10" - 9aS
Shiff fam glilflth pieber in Sorfnnl
an; bon Hottum muBte Gbitano oc@
nommen ipcrDer. - Il5 ipir dliegc>
itieecn lparell, flopfte ih Dem Suben.
Der lpie oben geiagt. NIT ciuigen In@
bercn iiber mein grcbieraebet geIpDtz
tclt bate, auf Die Shultcr nit Den
@orten: .Hotb lebrt beten." Ser
SIbe peritnub ba5 8prt; sic bnben
Heft, mein 6err", %nntlpprtete CT, .lo
etipas muS man %mitmafen uuo man
lcrnt tpieber heten. Ier3ciben Sic.
CAB mir porbin unS GINGER ltngeSo>
9cnbeit ge9en Sic idulbig 9emadi
! hd1,u ."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23
Gin 5trafsrridbt Gottes.

Sm Sabre 1893 mar cincs Cages
III Der Ndbe pon 9oLheS (iprih auih
- cine Staot III Sranfreih) cine
5nblreihc @elcqIhaft bel einem Wable
~perlnmmeit, bns cine jun9e Srau pcrs
a%nltaltet hattie. Sic Inlpeienben paz
rem robe Snfpbiner, peren pcrpiiber>
tcs SerS iibcr Den oamalisen enticbz'
liden 3uitanp, in Dem Sranfreid) lid
befnnb. froblodte. Sic @alt9ebertn
that ii6 beIonbcrs berpor, ibren SaB
oe9en Stride unb Yrieiter 5u befunben.
Sic iiberbdufte Die WGnncr nit bite
rem Sortpiirfcn. ipeil itc ibren Sfarrer,
Ger lid peritedt biclt. nod niht dilsges
f%unblfaftet, perrntben unb DEM Sluts
g~eriilte iiberliefcrt batter. Sic err
fldrte bieie Sbat 5u pollbringen uno
madtc iid) iofort ans 8erf. sic
bernnlaBte ibren Mann. ii6 ms Sett
5u le9en rmo franf 5u itellen; eineu
0eripanbtcn Ihidte tic nnh Den Sen
bnrmcn, Die lid III Der Ndbe oes 8ettes
perbcraen miBtcn. Sic felbit bceab
lid 5llm Yfarrbof, irs tic in belihleriz
i6cr S~ronmi9feit Die apdin beiupg,
ben perboreenen Yfarrer 81 erilld1cn,
Den Wnnn init ben Sterbeiaframcntcn
an perlebcn. Ser Yfarrcr elite in Die
Stride, ndbm bns I'll. Sdframent 5i
li6 unb begab iih in bos be5eihnete
Oalls. @r betrdt pbne WtiBtraucn
linb Ir9lppbn bas 3inmer, in nelfem
Der borgeblif 5obtfrnnfe lag lnb Die
SGIdler pcrbprgen lpdren. Siebcpou
rebet CT ben Wann on, allein er crs
belt feline Nntlport, er erarift-o ellcn
6ono, nm bcn Srls 81 fiibicn. Der
Yllls itnub itiQ, Der Wdm mar topt.
8cbn1iitbig ln9te CT 81 DEM @eibe, bas
i'm oerufcn: nSie baben mid an lpdt
0erllfcn, Sbr Manu lit perihiebenl"
Su inric boS 8eib cntlest boil Der
5peiflllng auf unb sic @enpnrmen tras
ten aus Dem @eritcd berpor, I'M i'm Sli
pcrbuften. .Wtan bat mid nlio III
cincn 6intcrbnlt gelodt. nm mid 81
pcrbcrbeu. @ott per5cibc Sbucn Sbre
idpnr5e Chat" Scr Gommanodnt
trnt Dor Den Yrielter unb iu9te tieier>
Ihiittert i'm Nugeiiht Der Sbatiahe,
bdB @ott 9erihtet: r8ir itrcben
Sbneu uidt ndf Dem 2e9en. obidon
mir ocfommcu ipnren. Sic gu pers
bnftrn. 3ir erfenneu bier @ottes
rdhcubc Sanb. Slieben Sic, Soh@
miiroen, uno pcrber9en Sic lifl"
@pttcs itrafeuoe Snnb ereiltc dilh bae
@ei6. %isle Sabre lebtc i:c in Hotb
unb @lcnb uno itarb cnolif an Den
Solocn cine5 frcbSartigen Scioals.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23
Der Tambamr ,urdst nit
rimsm alitr.

Scr General : lieutenant b. 8.
bate cinen Snmbpnr, Der elm iebr
leihtlinniger Wcnid, nber Gin ihnurs
riger &ppf mar. Gines Cages lpurbc
Ger Sombour lpcgcn zines TcracbcnS
81 "a Stodbicben perurtbeilt unp nan
mar aerabe bnran, linn iciue Straic Su
n~ppliSiren. ais Der @enerals Sieutez
nant pprbciritt. .Im micoieilten Sieb
icib ibr?" iruatc Der Sebtcre. - Nm
8iuGlftcn". lpar Die Intiport. - ~Nhin
gut. 10 mill ids bnbei bcipenocn
laiicn", meinte Der @cnerul, .pornuSs
acicbt. baB Der Sdlinnei Oh midi nit
eincm auten 8ibc m"ft." S"r T'r"@
liant mnrbc loSgelalcn nnp bebantte
iih lh0uitcno. Sen anocren .ytulge,l
Dor Sonncnauignna inlug or Dor DEM
Ynlnis beS @eueral : 2teutenouts
SeuerlGrm. mas CT ilur Idlnaeil
fonnte. Gridrcdt fnhr Grcelcns ais
Dem @ettc unb ans Scnitcr. ~&o
brennt's?" riei Der General. - .Snr
mer nod oui picier Stelc. 100 ih bins
oeprii9elt morpcn bin. cripioerte Der
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23
Or mm6te fort.

SD ipar cinnml". 10 er5dblt Ilbdn
Stpl5 IN einem ieincr lelcnsipertbcItct
@iihleiu: r3iuilfcn Der Shulbanf
nnb Der anierue" - I'm eiucm Salt
bars I'M Margau. Gin iun9er Wnnn,
melter bon ciuer &aQfabrt nuh Gils
lieoeln 5uriidfnm, ipolltc ealelblt
iibernad6tcn. @e9en Iangcl an
Ylab nurbe ibm Elm 3immer angea
mieien, in Dem audi ELM Shmci3cr lein
9ett hattie. Ils CT bcmlelbcn mits
tbciltc, bnb CT bon elmer &nlfabrt
5uriidfommc, 10 trieb picier ieiu &C.
ipDtt bariiber uuo erfldrte acraoe1n,
caS er an Gbriitus niht alaube. Sa
itnno Der Moaiabrer lofort nif. begdb
lih 5um @aitiuirtbe unb crfldrte. DAB
er oen Meni6cn aus Dem 3immer cnts
icrnc. llno in Der Sbnt miBtc Der
Shpei5er SnS Simmer p~crlolIen. =
Sattc ser @uQfabrer reht? %ir
mcinen Ihpn. Gin Ienih, Der nn
Gbriitus nitt glnubt, lit 8u NIlcnl
idbio; benn nit benz @lnu6en on
GbriNus itiir6t audi Die 8elpinen@
buitiafeit ii6cr oen Snllfcn."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23

rem, 5i erinbrcn, baB i6 Elm @crmps
Gen 9eer6t babe. Wonlieur DC Snn@
lac itorb ppr brci Wonaten uno bins
terlieB mir uno Hpin Gles."
$50 lit iebt bcr 3piihenrnlim bin>
ocfpnlmen? luic perlteinert nit auf>
acriiienem Mnnbe ltnrren Die 8inber
tic on. Scr 6auptmnnn bdlt Garcia
iubelnb umidlungcn.
SD fam Sir icbt Tcidtbum bic
ten unb 9iebe, @ott lei Snnf, baB er
mir Gas Slid %geipdbrt."
A&&M
Sie 8iibnc umoiiitcrt ii6. Die pobls
betnnnten @ciiGter perihlpimmen, Die
SrynmugSnunbc lit %gcfommeu. Cine
@citnlt nnd Der anoercn perihipins
cct, lit oabin al,f characterization.
8tpaucrt Semano. Der ibren 8eIdifen
gefolgt, bnB iic gebcn. iagt er ibnen
uHgern Sebeluobl?
giph cinen Bid. bepor Der 0orbnng
fGut. Sir Yeter uno 2doD Danger
fielD pegetiren ibr freuploies 2eben in
Scnrsipppb odbin, Santp 2nffertp bat
I feline Suiannc 9ebeiratbet, uno lit I'M
giildiihen 9eIibe elmer S6ente. @mtl
Cts lebt nit Ieiner Witter hebaelid,
in 2oncon, Slabeln Snngerfielo lit
linen Elm Sraum Der Tergau9enbeit.
Sqllirc Snlbot beabiihtigt, Hoia
S'SpmcQ ais 6errin nad More
combe 81 briugen. 0auptmnnu
G'Sonncl unb 9abn Garcia lino ltns
ausiprcbli6 9lilflih in iener poa>
fonnlencn eheliden 2icbe, Die 6ienie>
bcn 10 ieltcn gefunoen ipirb. Cir
Irtbur Srcgennn nno Senen 8en,abz
lin bcnfen nid)t nlebr Der p%ergangenel
3eitcn, lie Iieben uno ahtcn lid 9ez
9enleiti9, ipie 9robe Ser5cn, ebele
Saelen iih aften m1O lieben. Nofl
lpcilen lie in fernen 9anben, zines Sds
pes abcr iperben tic Suriidfebreu in
ons itol3e SdloB an GurntpallS ielii>
ger aiiite, nnb lie, bic emit Selina
Scrncaitle lpar, miro Die pereottcrtitc
Serrin Ser langen Ibnenreibe iein.
Shr Mrtlib boil Simntelsfriebe unb
@liid idptue6t Dor ineiuen Iu9eil, ipGbs
reno i6 i6reibe, unb 10 enbe bic gr>
5dblung DdS 8ort, bas lie b%e9pnncn:
Slabelld.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1909-03-23

8cim %eraniiaen lind ihon
mebr Weni6en perun0liidt, ais be-
Der Irbcit.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30
Sis Philosophy.


ST Haskell says as how tn hook
wums, an tn sleepy bugs, an tn Ia
" bugs an tn yuther bugs an t
in th' same class with the old sour
krusticus bugs what SO menny peo-
pie is erBicted with. Howsum-
ever, ST says as how thur is wun
good featur erbout tn sour-krustl-
Gus huge f-,- 1zzully erbout forty
drops il man 8 most potent enermy
will put the sonr- krusticus on the
run, but Jimmynee oricknts, what
is we all goin' TODD when the ding
country all goes dryP
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30
a PIPE DREAM.

As in dream, DER vast deep gazed,
Where vapors rolled revealing as they raised
A throbbing sea and tossed upon its crest
Mvriads of vessels by the winds caressed
Diverse their builds, crafts from every clime
Plunglng midst danger with faith sublime,
Through treacherous eddies over depths untold.
Where curled in fury and the waters rolled,
Now steers a barque with full majestic sway
Now drifts q derelict it's aimless way,
Yet each in turn by the one swift current caught
That sweeps them onward to some oeS.'neu spo''
To a land low lying by the sea embraced
Bleak and as barren an Arctic waste,
Doo,,,u anshadowed as when the cleaning falls
On iyied ruins and forsaken halls.
Here sleep the dead, at rest forever more,
Iond break the pillows on it's lonesome Shore
Der sterile plains and sleeps they ring
Yet from the stiffness no response can bring.
s.. ID. M.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30
TWO WOMEN.

NV lady sat in her morning robes,
All silken and soft and sheer,
She lolled in her great whitecushioned
Her cup of chocolate near;
As she languidly glanced at the mornings
news,
Her eyes did carelessly dwell
On tie tale of girl who had died in the
streets
A girl who was tempted-and fell.
And my lady sighed with weary look,
"How awful! It makes me shiver|
IT'S true my lady was quite upset,
But her heart gave never culver.
A woman sat in dimlit room,
YEARLY sewing away,
A neighbor dropped in and happened to
OF girl who had died that day;
And the woman stopped to hear the tale,
Her needle poised in the air,
And while she paused she wiped her eyes
Yes-there was a teardroD there!
"Poor .irl. sighed the woman, "poor,
poor girl!
[ wonder what broke her hearth"
For this woman had suffered and knew
how great
OF life is sorrow part.
L'ENvOI.
Now which, ask, had the grasp on life
NV lady, who YEARLY sighed,
Or the woman who paused when she heard
the tale
Paused-yea more-and cried?
Anonymous.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30

he has kept close watch on Santa
Claus and reports that the local
cele brities received Christmas gifts
as follows:
Spelloyitchky-A mouse trap.
Butch, jr.,~-A cal!down from his
boss.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. dishes to
wash.
Anglicus-A rosy, red rose from
Rosie.
Handy Andy-A weeks notice
to quit.
Old Repeater-A Ro ckriver
salmon.
Lord Roscoe-A jolly on his
good looks.
Ackermony-A loving cup from
ST Haskell.
King Menelik-An overdose of
of overtime.
Fitz-A call-X Ask i d o
IN e-too
ST Haskell-A call from the
slabsided guy.
Oliver Twist-A fond embrace
from the Jock.
Erid-A round Of applause from
the ''aujyence.'
Young Steady-A seedless seed
: from Seedville.
Uncle John-Greetings in Ger
man from Hugo.
Private Secretary Ball-A bawl
from Albert Lea.
Prof. Powers-A pleasant look
from one customer.
The Duke of Oxford-A sachet
powder flomiAnglicus.
Davy-An appleless apple from
his Kentucky affinity.
Goldbrick-An ounce OF Silver
Brand creamery DutCer'
Montie-A choice line OF con-
versation from Frenchy.
Old Sauer Kraut Nit de Paddles
A bunch of sour grapes.
Baron Slipupsky-A note (mu-
sical) from Prof. Burchard.
Teacher Frick-An expressless
exnress packageless package.
Prof. Webb-An imported snow
ball-imported from the root.
Por6rio Alexio Gonzolio-A Sc
cret grip from the Who Who's.
Prof. Burchard-A few more
gray hairs-result Of teaching.
Capt. Alexander-A bill of lad.
ing for goods that "didn't come.
Sinbad the Sallor-A new plant
the Observation-Disclosures
Hugo-An airless, vacuum mes
sage from der Kaiser to come home
''quvick."
Billy Pinkerton, Jr.-Permlsslol
To return home when he get
through here.
Spindleshanks-A box of Vic
shoedressing for his face-fron
General Manager Caldwell.
Fingy, Tailor Nelson's Finger
less Deputy Runner-A box Q
lady fingers from House Stewar
Anderson.
Heliograms-A message OF Low
from Mrs. Pankhurst, the famou
English Suffragette and check
brass check-from Carrie Nation
Warden Wolfer-The well wish
es of all his boarders for goo
health, long life and continue
prosperity-the best there Is.
Mr.. Kilograms epigrams al
widely quoted. His philosoph
seems to make hit wherever 1t
read. "But he does slam the ladl'
pretty hard" remarked one OF n
neighbors. 1.-THE ladies don't mir
it." says Kilograms, "they like
be noticed"
Prof. Webb is a printer-and
good one-according to report
The Professor says he is concoc
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30
SIDE LIGHTS :s ~ :: -:
BY Avlso.

A good word is like good wire
it cheers. a..sSs5 ''ss, - 4
Billy Pinkerton, jr., says; "a Vat Vat
is de. use Of noddlngs?J'i ,s,, ~, i,
The fellow who thinks he is in
dispensable is the least indispen-
sable.
Tailor Nelson says it is no joke
teaching man with no fingers
how to sew.
Shakespeare says, "there il mu-
sic in stones" There are plenty
of stones here.
Mis- all Waldorf of the Castoria
has departed for Little Beefsteak
Johns to remain. he says.
Old Hutch says, 'the hoi polloi
are those who burgle and then
gurgle after they git ketched."
Fitz says from the first OF the
year he will have 9, PA, 800 seconds
of time left. He wishes he had
that many dollars.
First FAM see Jones ISM
playing ball any more.
Second Fan-No, the highballs
put him out.-The Mentor.
The Red Wing Free Press is
coming to The Mirror onexchange
and those who desire it may have
| it by making their wishes known.
Lord Roscoe says he will be out
in time to skate home while the
skating is good-but no more
"skates" for him after he gets
home.
Pr,fessor-A bank teller filch-
ed 100000 in bills. OF what
is he guilty?
Billiousness. = The
Mentor.
ST Haskell wants to know from
Fitz if eating Spanish onions will
aid him in learning to read, write
and talk Spanish. He says Fitz
ought to know.
Every often the Teller who does
the least work and the most hol
lering and squealing gets the mos
favors. But who wants to be
souealer?" asks neighbor.
! A very demure young miss came
through the printing Office some
time ago and remarked: ooh, tn
printing Office! I wonder if kis
could be printed on my cheek!'
"Of course not" said young chal
accompanying her, "your cheek i
too soft for printing, but kis
might be planted on it. wretch,
Kissed the d. y. m. as she vanishe'
down the stairway.
) Most persons associate the phras
"It's never too late to mend" wit
Charles Reade's famous novel, an
, very likely some think he invent
ed it. But it is really one OF tn
most ancient gems of popular phi.
f losophy. A correspondent of Lor
! don Notes and Queries has discoN
cred it in petition from the CON
e monalty to the Mayor and alde'
$ men of the city in 1888. 1t mus
have been of a respectable age eve
then, seeing it is quoted as one
the proverbs Of the period.
q Hugo says: "Anglicus, he sal
q something sometime ago about Uni
ed States terbaccy. Veil, l he'
. he shmokes goot deal of it, ye
:, maybe. De tobac vat he shmoke
: it ISIS made by a Cherman-dat
: me. He got to shmoke it. 1
i can't help himself holdings abor
! it, yet. Der dear Kaiser, he i
= my friend. Ven | go back to Che
many if We ketch der Anglic
doro vo mi him in de shmOk
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30
THE VERDICT.

Spied two lovers by the rill,
Doing things that lovers do
When their love is fond and true;
Just pressure of the hand, 4
Flash of eyes-you understand.
Glapcing toward the couple, he
Cried:s .What fools these mortals be!'
Later on he spied pair
Strephon strong, and Phyllis fair;
Deep affection in each heart,
Yet their ways ran far apart!
He'd no courage for the test, -
She deemed GOODNESS for the BEST
Puck observed impatiently:
"Oh what fools these mortals be-"
I don't know what can be done
For to please this jeering one.
IF we do, or if we don't;
IF we will, or if we won't;
Spite of how we play the game,
Still the verdict is the same.
Hard to such fate to bow
Guess we're all fools, anyhow!
John Kendrick Bangs in Ainslee's.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-12-30
Ban Wins pFizesH

sst sy1,rf ssi4 - sd: HING ttTsiiE5i
! The contest in the Chauiauqua
Circle for the honor-of having de-
iiyered the bert paper during the
past three months the winners
essay to be sent to Chicago for1
publication. in e e4SpectatQrs was
80 sclose on points Eamong four of
those who contended for the dis
'tinction that it becomes necessary
to enter into concise analysis.
Raymond's subject, What Bus
mess Man Should BE, was select
ed for him by the Circle out OF
number of titles submitted by him.
Garter was perfect in everything
but delivery, which was outclassed
by that of Raymond, Van Deusen
and Ball. Van Deusen's delivery
was almost faultless, but his SUBJ
iect, A Traitor, while most ably
handled, was not as popularity re-
ceived as that of The judiciary,
the subject of Balls paper. A fair,
honest, impartial analysis gave the
coveted honor to Ball, as was clear
" manifested by the long, contin-
ued applause accorded him by the
members of the Circle, the orches-
ira and the visitors.
Mr.. Carter is on the committee
and it is only fair to him to say
that this report was prepared by
the other members and that he
concurs in the conclusions arrived
at.
The four papers carrying the
highest number of credits will be
printed in The Mirror in due
course, including Van Deosen's
first essay, Lights Along the Trail.
It is not stretching the truth
| any to say that these four men,
bers out of the six who, aspired to
win can hold their own with any
similar number of competitors
selected from any non-collegiate
collection anywhere in this coun-
try.
The papers were of the highest
order on timely topics and are
worthy of perusal by all when
printed.
The evening world., 1909-03-27
WHO'S WHO AROUND
RING AND FUNNY
SIDE OF THE FIGHT
Common Herd Handled the Winner, but Phila.
delphia's Social Leader Was
Behind O'Brien.
BY IRWIN S. COBB.

-o the sporting public in New York de-
lighting ansepc sparrns with nothing unpleasant
such as knockouts the National A. c. last night
Mann School taking part in the tourney for the
championship Those who went the
Club and there upward 5000 them desired above all
hand another gentleman one those eighty
tions
And they certainly had their wish After
up snahs Mr. Stanley Kee of the
oBrien aCan Of sleepamadeph Pa for ten
those present.
Many Notabes Rineside.
Mccaren Charles Ross comedian cose Work payton
separate color
playwright, also all except Society and the Bulldog M Burke Of
the diamonds Willie willis Mayors secretary Franz.
rerby swOpe n dressed
Tip
studs young Mr. YOun corte his brother much younger M Young Cor
exembman Dick Butler and Mason Peters president
membered that there gentleman
had those yelwih
hinged
serving bar due Jelly with the cheese And
there a
of shaking lime with lights winkns
KID with
ny a Of thing
Then Piece de Resistance.
prelminar,
reached the real pronounced the
the the Winds the
angord looks something like oashOned sdbo
with black walnut finish ana e mirror missing Mr. jack I"" sullivan has
No distinguishing marks for Mr. Fayne
with
The Ben Iich" simply
ate OF Common People
Philadelphia OBrlen, Seepsylvana
his a
smiling the smile reminds
nd by gentleman with ombardy poplar whi'kers who instantly
aenbage Battling Van Dykes; thrd)
fans. towels IN and Hrstad packages
Mt Tim Hurst the referee Especially loud cheers and cries of oh
lyou Tin.D
which
wa,zquadrs
las his
thus the tenth round which would describe briefly
follows:
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Phia John OBr!ens semcolon,
fuller particulars Edgren has about