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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Ev AUTHORITY
AUCTION SALE OF GOVERNMENT
LOTS AND REMNANTS IN THE
CITY AND COUNTY OF HOMO
LULU, TERRITORY OF HAWAII.

On Monday. August 80, 1903, Mt
~ O'Clock noon. at the front en-
trance of the Capitol Building, will
be sold at public auction the follow
ing Government lots, situate In Hoo
nolulu, City and County of Honolu-
In, Territory of Hawaii:
/. Lot on west corner of Mauna-
kea and Pauahi streets.
2. Lot on Smith street, between
Beretania and Pauahi streets.
3. Lot on Beretania street, be-
tween Maunakea and River streets.
4. Lot off l,eretania and River
streets.
8. Lot on Vineyard street, Eva
of College Walk.
6. Lot on South street, portion
of Kerosene Warehouse lot.
Z. Lot on South street, old Gar
baEe Stable lot.
8. Lot at Iwilei, old Laundry lot.
.. Waiaka lots. Kamoiliili.
10. Lot on School street, eva OF
Asylum road.
II. Government remnant near
the east corner of Spencer and Ala
pal streets.
Full information as regards area
and upset prices may be obtained at
the Office of the Superintendent OF
Public Works.
Terms cash, United States gold
.coin.
Expense of Patent Grant and
Stamp 10 be paid by purchaser
MARSTON CAMPBELL. I'd
Superintendent of Public Works.
Department of Public Works, July
81. 1909.
ia67-July 81; Aug. Il, 81, 2S
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
FORCE OF HABIT

In reward of faithful political SCR
vice and ambitious saloon keeper
was appointed police magistrate.
What's the charge against this
MANI" he inquired when the first
ease was called.
Drunk, yer honor" said the po-
liceman.
The newly made magistrate
frowned upon the trembling defend
ant.
Guilty. or not guilty?" he de-
manded.
Sure. sir" faltered thtc accused.
81 never drink n drop"
Have cigar, then" urged his
honor persuasivcly. as he abscntly
polished the top of the judicial desk
with his pocket handkerchief. -.
Everybody's Magazine.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Their easy application and the
genuine results they produce has
maintained for them the largest sale
among veterinary medicines on the
worlds markets. Thousands Of tes-
timonials.
FARMERS, RANCHERS' AND
PLANTATION ASSORTED CASES.
STOCKED BY LEADING AG-
ENTS, STORES AND DRUGGISTS
EVERYWHERE.
NO EXPENSE HAS BEEN OR
WILL BE SPARED IN MAKING
THESE PREPARATIONS THE
MOST EFFECTIVE IN THE
WORLD, AND THE DOCTOR IN
VITES CORRESPONDENCE FROM
STOCK OWNERS so THAT HE CAN
MAKE THEM WISE TO THEIR
PROPER USE.
EACH REMEDY IS PUT UP IN
$l.00 WORTH PACKAGES.
These remedies have been in use
here for 20 wears, and every one
speaks we'll Of them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
m.m.mmmu mamnmEasaaaa.m.a II
RANDOM SLAMS
BY SLIM.


he might refuse to tell you. so here
goes.
Frank J. was over at Nahiku lately,
In the course of his duties. to see G. j.
Austin about assuming the duties of
postmaster at that point. Austin was
busy raising rubber trees, but he stop
ped long enough to stretch himself
and say he guessed he could do Uncle
Sans work and attend to the gum
business too.
But that does not include the mule.
Transportation facilities in that coun.
try are rather scarce at times, and
when Hare drifted In and asked for
horsc--tt was horse on him, or
rather mulc-fOr that was the only
kind of an animal available.
You know Mr.. Hare has rather long
logs-and he Is quite dlgnified as most
government officials are, so you can
imagine how he looked on that poor
little skinny white mule. He has not
told yet how much earth he tore up
enroute to Nahiku. but he did have
another experience. In the sharp turn
of road he suddenly met a friend
over ON vacation name withheld
for business reasons) on big white
charger-dashing along at a princely
gait
For moment they gazed at each
other In amazement. Hare astride of
The mule with his feet kicking terra
firma, and his friend hanging tight to
the spirited horse. II Is a debatable
question as to which was the most
amused, but II is an undisputed fact
as to how funny the p. o. inspector
looked, especially when the mule went
on a strike. and had Frank J. not been
so near the ground | might not have
been able to tell this tale. But then
it's all IN life time.
Speaking of mules. Makes me think
of John Marcallinos jumping horse"
oh, hasn't he told you about
that yet? Well guess the
senial clerk Of Judge Whit.
Eey's court won't object, especially as
he brought me to the Office on record
time the other day notwithstanding
the original gait of his lately &C.
quired beast. It was like this. John
got tired Of street.cars, and decided
to take unto himself and family a
|
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Baum:
THE new operas will all be put on
early in the season. The one that |
may say Is practically finished Is The
Pipes o. Pan Paul Tletjens is writ.
ing the score for this. and It is a true
comic opera. Tletjen did the music
for the Wizard of o. you will remem
Der. This opera will he presented by
the Shuberts at the Lyric. in New
York, early In the fail | am not ne.
glecting the musical comedy idea. An
extravaganza that will go either by the
name Of 'Ozma Of Or or The. Rain.
bows Daughter, Will be put on the
first week in October by Montgomery
and Stone at the Studebaker Theatre
in Chicago. This 10 going to be big
, thing scenically. something on the
order of 3aily and Austln's big hi
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Y. VI. Church. manager of the mer.
chandise department. of Alexander 4
Baldwin. tells a good one on Billy
Walker. when the latter was in Chica.
20 some time ago.
II appears that Billy was scheduled
to start for the Pacific Coast to catch
a vessel for Honolulu. after cumplct.
ing his itinerary ON the mainland, but
from some unknown reason he reached
the union station moment late-tha
tail end of the train was pulling out
Billy was cXasperatcd. He was
ready to start for home and he did
not want to be delayed. In fact he
must not be held up. It wasn't his fault
II his friends insisted ON that last
Scotch and --.
IN brCathlcss anxiety he rushed up
to the ticket window.
Look here! must get to San
Frau5iscu. double quick, am secrc-
tary TO the Governor of Hawaii. and
have important papers that must be
carried to him without an hours delay.
The tram has just pulled out, but !
must catch it. What can YOU do for
me-"
The ticket agent scratched his head.
He was a good fellow, and he had
been private secretary TO the presi-
dent OF the road once. Here was an
important official with Il lot of pilikia
the Governor Of Iawai's Secretary!
4 bright idea struck the ticket
agent. and he awoke to sudden action.
over the counter he sprang, grasped
the astUnished Walker by the coat
sleeve.
Run and get into n cab and dash
for Colliugwood station. will have
the operator hold the train for you
out there Hustle for II will take five
minutes Of hard driving"
Billy tried in explosive language to
thank his bencractor, but the ticket
seller fairly pushed him into the cab,
gave some mCteoric directions to the
driver and was of.
And the astonishing part Of the
story is that they actually held the
Overland Limited Train minutes for
William Walker, private secretary to
the Governor OF Hawaii. No harm
done, for Billy didn't say which Gov.
ernor--and he caught the boat at Fris-
co.
If you know Frank J. Hare, post.
Office inspector. ask him about his
mule ride on Maui. But then after all
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

been due principally to the untimely
%! Professor w. +. II. Weldon. who had
Cldstacea, now ably completed by his
pupil Mr.. Geofirty Smith. This vol
ume adds to the high value of its pre-.
decassors and the set provides in a
rcaDontblc compass and handy form
a Standard Natural History not only
for the teacher and student but of
sufficient popular interest for the gen.
eral reader who desires trustworthy
information concerning all members OF
the animal kingdom from the Protozoa
to the Mammals.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Fever Drink

For all inAamatory Fever. Given
in the drinking water and feed when
treating Lung Complaints, Influenza,
Enteric Fever, Founder, etc., etc.
This medicine reduces the Fever
without reducing the strength Of
the animal.
Worm Powders
GIVEN IN THE FEED THEY DIS.
SOLVE THE WORMS. FOLLOWED
UP BY OUR CONDITION POWDERS,
THEY PUT YOUR ANIMAL IN
RATTLING HEALTH AND C0NDI.
TON. ..
Condition Powders
GIVE NEW LIFE AND VIGOR
AND OFTEN PREVENT THREAT
ENED DISEASE. REPUTED TO BE
THE BEST ALL ROUND CONDITION
POWDERS IN THE WORLD. d"
PhySic Balls, Bot Balls
If there is one remedy more than
another that Is handy to keep al.
ways on your place, it is these Balls
and q Balling Gun.
In Bots. Founder, Constipation and
a hundred other complaints, they
are indispensable. -. 80. -.
Stomach Powders
A strong and effective stimulant
in all cases Of weakness, loss Of ap-
petite and stomach complaints, for
both horse and cattle. ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
DRAMATIC


| The Top of the World You can tell
that the mechanical effects well be re.
markable, for we have working with MS
Arthur Voegtlin, who Is without doubt
the greatest scenic painter in Amer
lea. His Battle In the Air is probably
the most wonderful thing ever pro
duced in this line. My important work
| consider to be my fairy tales, MOI my
plays. The Wizard was Written ~ n
child's book three years before II was
put on as a play. NJ FAIRY stcries are
a radical departure FROM the old iegi.
lation fairy tale about prlncesses and
princes, and so on. But there is not
one transplanted idea either In the OF
! series or any of my fairy books. or
the twenty-five books have written,
five. counting the one | am working on
now. are Or books. That one which
will soon he finished well be called
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

The following extracts from the The
Gter Magazine, bring curiously togeth'
er two cxereme luminaries OF the the
etrical playwright world: These are
Frank Baum and Hendrix Ibsen. That
the brilliantly sordid philosophy of one
and the inconsequential pipe dreams
OF the other are both fast in the hearts
of the people of two continents clinch
es the argument that all have,a use In
the world, an argument sometimes
doubted by the cynlc.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

lbsen:
"Of all the poets of our time, lbsen Is
the one most concerned for the spirit
ual in sexual life. Physiology. in ane
instance, only enters into the chain of
causes and effects which determine
the actions of his characters. In the
life Of his women especially. he rec.
ognizes the fact that the range of their
thoughts and their feelings extends
beyond The world of mating and the
mat ernal instinct. His conception of
womanhood IL not bounded Dy mater
nifty, nor IL conception of motherhood
limited to physical function and ply
steal offspring. Fhom his isolated seat
In the vast theatre of life he has seen
women with an ideal molherly fac
ulty, who have never know mother
hood: he has aglso seen women cNquis.
iely feminine but without trace OF
motherlincss; nor did he fail to see
women whose essential qualities were
rot feminine as such, and who were
still far from sexless. All these i"peS
with their manifold gradations were
known to him. and he portrayed them
In his works. They form a procession
of characters.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Internal Use
Collie Drenches

There are two kinds, Collie Drench
and Dry Collie Drench.
The former is used when there is
violent and continued pain.
The latter is used when there is
only occasional pain.
The fame Of these Drenches runs
over half the world.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
MASCULINE OPINION

His Wife, ordered bathing
suit yesterday and II has just ar
rived. Do you want to see it?"
Her llusband--"No. I guess not.
II 1t is anything like the one you
had last season there isn't much to
see"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Eve Lotion

For all Infamatory Ailments of
the Eyes, whether from injury or in
ternal arrangement, the daily use of
one Of my 0intments is safe and
sure remedy.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

Macmillan Co. announces the com.
pletion Of Ike " volume In the Cam.
bridge Natural History. dealing with
Crustacea, Trilobites. Arachnida and
King Craps; Eurypterida: Scorpions.
Mites, Ticks. etc; Tardigra: Pentasto.
mida and Pycnogonida and whoever
likes these evidently absorbing but to
the lay mind. hazy branches Of the ami.
nal world will doubtless find the work
monumental for the series IL widely
known. This volume, although the
fourth in proper order. is the last of
the ten volumes which now complete
the important work commenced some
sexteen years ago. The delay has
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Golden Ointment

For reducing Hard Swellings, for
healing Old Sores. for curing per-
sistent cases Of Grease-no matter
where situated It would be hard to
misplace this remedy on any exter-
nal ailment.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
White On ment

This is fer Cooling and Healing.
Can be used on any external alfec-
ton in man or beast. and do good.
Should always be used after Blister
ing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Newmarket Blister

This Blister is combination of
the most valuable blistering agents
known to science. II is not sur
face blister only, but one which pen.
etrates deep down into the seat of
trouble, dissolving any bony or cal.
lous substances which are not re-
uuired by g healty condition.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Founder Drel I

Given internally while you use
the Electric Oil externally. 1t pro-
vides one of the speediest, perma-
nent remedies for Founder known.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
ROOf Ointment

Contains no Oil. a sure remedy
for unhealthy Feet, Kanker. etc. etc.
If applied and regularly used it
will keen the foot healthy and cool
in any climate.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
MEDICINAL
100 YEARS
Black DOUGLAS Oil

v
THE GREATEST EXTERNAL IN.
PLANTATION, FEVER AND HEAT
REDUCER IN MAN AND ANIMAL
KNOWN.
THE MOST VIOLENT SPRAIN
AND STRAINS IMMEDIATELY RE.
LEVIED.
FOUNDER. KIDNEY TROUBLES,
AND ALL FORMS OF LAMENESS
GIVEWAY TO ITS ACTION. 1T
DOES NOT BLISTER.
THE BEST LOCALLY KNOWN
AND SUCCESSFUL REMEDY FOR
RHEUMATISM IN MAN.
White Oils
A valuable remedy for Cows I'd.
ders. Lumps and engagements on
any part Of the body.
Golden Oil
Purely an antisceptic disinfectant
Healing Oil. A rapid healer in old
running sores.
Electric Oil
THIS LINAMENT IS CONSIDER
ED THE BEST AROUND LINZ.
MENT IN THE COUNTRY. IT
BIISTERS A LITTLE AFTER RE-
PEATED APPLICATIONS.
IN OLD CASES OF SHOULDER,
HIP. STIFLE AND TENDON LAME
NESS, 1T HAS NEVER BEEN
KNOWN TO FAIL WHERE 1T IS
POSSIBLE TO CURE.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Cattle Blood Powders

A FINE CLEANSER AFTER
CALvING. A SURE CURE IN
H0VEW - A HANDY REMEDY
WHEN cows ARE OFF THEIR
MILK OR FEED. " -i
, RELIEVES. INFLAMMATION OF
STOMACH OR UDDER IMMEDI-
ATELY.
Urine Powders
A Kidney and Urine regulator. A
valuable remedy to keep on the place
always.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Blood Tone

A SPLENDID REMEDY FOR KID
NEY, SKIN AND BLOOD DISEASES.
A BEAUTIFUL BLOOD COOLER
AND PURIFIER. CAN BE USED AT
ANY TINE TO GIVE YOUR AMI.
NAL INCREASED vIG0R AND EN-.
ERGY.
AND SHOULD BE REGULARLY
USED TO SUSTAIN HEALTH IN A
TROPICAL CLIMATE.
Cough Mixture
Used internally for all Lung,
Chest and Throat Complaints, along
with the Electric Oil, applied to
throat daily. ~ -
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

The now novel by Miss Gertrude
Anterior will not appear until next
spring. 1t was at first hoped tina III
would be possible to publish the book
In the fan hut this has been found ia
be impossible. The impression that
Mrs Anterior had chosen for her
theme the life Of n young American
singer abroad was also an error. In.
stead. the book deals with the upper
circles Of the operate and diplomatic
worlds.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Politics.
Celebrated Australian Stock Remedie

A COLLECTION OF REMARKABLE VETERINARY
DISCOVERIES COVERING A PERIOD OF OVER
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21

If you know Frank J. Hare, post
Office inspector. ask him about his
mule ride on Maui. But then after all
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-08-21
Powders

A strong and effective stimulant
in all cases of weakness, loss of ap.
petite and stomach complaints, for
both horse and cattle.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-12-04
the God who gave IT, last Monday

the God who gave It, last Monday
night on the train between Goldsboro
and Princeton, as courtly being as we
have ever known was taken to his
eternal reward. In his professional
life, in which we first knew him, he
was the true physician, careful, atten-
tive and painstaking, and the Golden
Rule was his code of ethics. He was
the very soul of honor, and at all
times possessed that quiet elegance of
manners which at once impressed a
stranger with the fact that he was far
above the ordinary man, and at the
same time assured his friends and
those who knew and loved him best
that his personal bearing and social
intercourse was but a faint external
expression of the warm and generous
heart which throbbed in his manly
bosom. He had lived at Princeton FOR
many years, where he practised his
profession in his quiet and gentle
manner, commanding the love and es-
TEEN of everyone, and his place will
W hoA " LII III Iu0 nGdFC6 OF MS
host OF friends and acquaintances
where for a good part Of his life his
superior medical skill had been appre-
ciated by loving patronage. He was
taken to Petersburg, Va, his old home
to be buried, where on Sunday before
he had attended church and taken the
holy sacrament, and visited the GENE
terry and chose the spot where he de-
sired to be buried, which suggests that
he must have had some presentiment
of approaching death. We feel our
lncompetency to In any way do him
Justice in these lines, but as a friend
whom we admired and loved, and
whom we shall greatly miss, we wish
to add this much to his memory, and
drop tear Of regret upon his newly
made mound, meath which sleeps
lis once noble form. Besides a de-
7oted wife, he leaves three children,
Mr.. Dink Strachan, who has manv
rears filled responsible position with
The Southern Railway, and Misses
Minnie and Hattie Strachan, OF the
'r1nceton High School faculty. The
cereaved family have the sincere
'vmpathy Of numerous friends in this
our of their sad and sudden vista
ton.
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-12-04
THAT MAN COOK.
Washington Herald.

Washington Herald
If DR.. Frederick A. Cook is a fraud
an imposter, and liar, he surely
moves in a most mysterious way his
blunders to perform.
When first DR.. Cook returned from
his trip into the far frozen north, he
announced that his records would be
placed in the hands of the University
of Copenhagen within sixty days. Well,
the sixty days have barely passed, and
the records are on their way, even as
the doctor said they would be- But
bs1des the original records, the doc
ter has forwarded supplemental COM
ment thereupon to. the tune of some
$4,000 to 10000 words. And why do
you think the doctor did that? Be-
cause he hopes that he may thereby
save himself the possible necessity of
journey to Copenhagen for the pur-
pose of calculating certain points of
the necessarily somewhat abbreviated
record made in the vicinity Of the
north pole.
Strenuous enough has been the es-
fort to stampede DR.. Cook into saying
something rash or foolish. II ever
man was assailed vicious1y, surely
Cook has been. Not only has his COM
potency as an explorer been de-
nounced, but his personal integrity
has been the target of a fire amazing
in its vehemence and unreasoning in
ifS Infant RYf fhis na1y, oooI 1~,a-
Goldsboro semi-weekly argus., 1909-12-04
THE NUMEROUS NIB. WELLMAN.

AS the Atlanta Journal we'll and
pertinently says, nothing in a long
time has contributed more to the gay
ETY. of nations than the deliberate crit
icisms which Mr.. Walter Wellman has
passed upon the respective claims o1
Cook and ePary to have discovered
the pole.
Mr.. Wellman would have us believe
that he has gone into retirement with
all the Cook and Peary data before
him, and in generous anticipation OF
the duties of the great geographical
societies has weighed the evidence and
pronounced judgment.
He comes forth from this brooding
silence with the opinion, which he
gives to the world, that Peary's state
ments are credible in every particular
and that Cooks version is suspicious
not tell. . It is too precise
in the wrong place.
We can imagine the Homeric laugh
ter with which any statement emanar-
ing from Mr.. Wellman on the subject
of the north pole will be greeted by
the scientific world, or even by the
general public. Mr.. Wellman has been
in the discovering business for at
least twenty years and the only thing
he has ever discovered was Watling's
island, which Columbus had discover
ed four hundred years before. To be
exact, he discovered that it was at
Watling's island that Columbus had
made his landing.
Mr.. Wellman erected tablet on the
island, setting forth Columbus
achievement, and his own, with his
name engraved deeply in the tablet,
and sailed away.
Almost continuously since that time
he has been discovering the north
pole. With each recurring open sea-
son for hunting north poles he has
equipped himself with balloon, ar
ranged for a series of syndicate let
ters and sailed away for Tromsoe and
proceeded to rig up his balloon
Months invariably e1apse in this tin
kering process, and seeing that time
flies, which as Artemus Ward used to
say is "a way time has, he would
finally reach the conclusion that it
was too late to make the trip that
year.
So he would come back to Paris,
spend few weeks there, and then
come back to explain why it was i'm
possible for him to make his flight that
year.
He was up in the near north when
word came to civilization that DIR.
Cook had discovered the pole. He had
already made his annual f1uke and was
preparing to come home when this
news reached us. He proceeded to
pack his kit and come home.
The records will show that he had
already abandoned his voyage, but
now vague rumors are af1oat that he
gave up the job this year because Of
Cooks announcement that he had al
ready turned the trick.
True, the other explanations had
become a little threadbare and this
one is relief from the monotony.
But Mr. Wellman as an arbiter on
he subject of Arctic discovery is the
inest contribution to the humor OF the
eason.