Morris tribune., 1909-04-03


hemia, has been engaged to the Prin'
cess Antoinette Anna of Anhalt, a
daughter of the late Crownprince Leo
pold of Anhalt. The prince is forty
one years old and the princess is
twenty-four. Prince Frederick was
married to Princess Louise of Dem
mark, a daughter of the present king
of Denmark, who died in 1906 The
prince has three children, two sons
and one daughter.
The fiftieth anniversary of the Zoo
logical gardens in Copenhagen will be
celebrated this summer. 1t has during
these years had most precarious ex-
istence at times, but during the past
five years there have been plenty of
funds to keep it up in proper shape.
Much credit is due to the untiring eff
forts of Director Julius Schiott, who
has stuck to his post at the park since
it was started in 1859.
An exposition of Danish art from
Italy has been opened in Copenhagen
for the benefit of the Italian earth
quake sufferers, and the net proceeds
have thus far amounted to about
$4,000. Private subscription lists have
also been in circulation all over the
country and altogether not little
amount of money has been raised for
the Italian unfortunates.
MARION S. NORELIUS.>
Advantage of Red Hair.
An eastern editor is wasting time
and space showing that red haired
girls need no pity. Of course they
don't Men admire their hair and
women envy it, The blond and the
brunette have a bit the better of the
fame colored girl in a variety of col
ors they can use. There the superi-
GRITTY ends, for given the proper hue,
the one that sets off her crown of red
TO the best dvantage, the bricktop has
her sisters beaten to FRAGILE" in the
Rooseveltian language. An artistic
red haired girl is the most striking
and impressive picture that femininity
makes.
It's the boy with the carroty locks
who deserves sympathy and doesn't
get it. Red hair usually goes with a
sensitive opposition, and the horrors
Of the life that bricktop leads at
school and play need a Dante of child
hood to set forth. He is the target Of
all the wit and satire the schoolboy
mind can conjure up, the butt Of the
jokes. Even sympathetic girls get a
Roman 0hitheater crust over their
kind hearts. If they don't indulge in
these scarifying personalities they
laugh at them.-Cleveland Leader.
What Heaven Is.
The wife of a minister was enter.
tanning some friends the other day
when one Of the visitors asked the
dominie's wife if she had ever painted
mental picture of heaven. She said
that she had not Moreover, she de.
clared, she had not thought it neces,
sary to do so.
''Do you mean to say" inquired one
Of the visitors, with a show of sur
prise, that you have listened to your
husbands sermons without feeling
that you know what heaven is ike?"
II mean to say that 1 have not given
the matter much thought. When my
husband dies I want to go wherever he
goes. That will be heaven enough for
me-" announced the clergyman's wife
One of the women told her husband
that night what the minister's wife
said, and the brute remarked:
That's what / call love that never
grows cold"
1t Couldn't Be Done.
An individual with considerably
more lung power than was agreeable
to his hearers was hawking fish one
morning in a northern town.
Fine fresh herrin'! Flower a pen
nyr' he roared in a fashion that made
the windows rattle.
A woman approached the barrow
and eyed the fish with certain
amount of suspicion, which, consider
ing the circumstances, was not I'M
natural.
Are they fresh?" she demanded,
with a suspicious sniff.
They're fower a penny, num-" was
the guarded reply.
EYES," responded the other. with a
touch of sarcasm II think card yer
say so. But are they fresh?"
For aught l know, mum, they is"
when wor they cotched?
This was too much, and, adopting
the sarcastic style of his questioner,
the hawker replied:
Cant say for sartain, mum. l ap-
piled for the birth an death stifcate
of every fish on the barrer, but at
flower a penny it simply couldn't be
done!
"'Ere v are! Fower a penny, her