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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
ASS Ably
HALL! DEDICATED
ON SATURDAY
UNIVERSITY BUILDING
C0MMODIOUS STRUCTURE
pominent Citizens Will Make
Addresses With Letter from
JUDGE Bernard S. Rodey as
Part of Program

40, hall the commodious new
n,hlv and lecture hall at the Uni
'srsitv of New Mexico, recently com
ta,od will be formally dedicated on
-, satnrday afternoon. A most in
.sros,ing program has been prepared
~ ,be occasion, which marks the adj
Nam 10 the big equipment OF the
sAool an the hill Of n of the larg-
and hest arranged college halls
en- nublic gatherings in the southwest.
naaev han. together with the big re-
,oaoled building. was completed at n
.ost of some $4,000. The building.
,,siob is built in the beautiful and
,atouo pueblo style of architecture,
,a which the university has become
,amous. viii be devoted entirely to
,ssomblv. lecture and similar pur-
aoses and all large college gather
ioos ana seats four hundred people.
II is a building which the univer-
~, has long needed, and which
Vim greatly facilitate the work of the
Institution. The new building adj
aiming Rodey hall which is now prac-
,ieally complete, contains sixteen reci-
,aton rooms. besides six smaller
rooms. and is singularly impressive
md massive. 4 specimen of the pure
pneblo architecture, both buildings
being constructed at minimum cost
when compared with the utility OBJ
aimed The style Of architecture lends
itself admirably to educational pur-
poses.
The program for the dedication
ceremonies viii be distinguished by the
reading Of a letter from Judge Bcr-
nard $. Rodey of the United States
court in Porto Rico, formerly dele
gate in congress from New Mexico.
10 whose work the present high stand
inc and usefulness of the University OF
New Mexico is largely due. The pro-
gram will begin with music-a march
while the procession of students and
members of the faculty advances. Az
ter the Invocation by the Rev.
Fletcher Cook, alma Mater" will be
sung, after which the letter from
Judge Rodey. after whom the hall is
named. will be read by Dean G. f.
District Attorney Frank w. Clancy,
Of the board of regents OF
The university viii make an address
After another musical selection, Hon.
I B. Ferguson and Hon. Geor9e IS
viii speak.
The last address will be by Hon.
lanes +. Clark. territorial superin-
endent Of public instruction. the pro-
ram closing with the university !
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
BIG CAPITALISTS
IN TYPEWRITER
TRUST

New York, Jan. 19.-The possibility
nat there Is to be a typewriter trust
was made public today by the Herald.
a new company, with Allan A.. Ryan
son OF Thomas f. Ryan as president.
mas been formed. 1t is stated, in
which Charles M Schwab. the Gug-
genheims. Harry Payne Whitney. the
Ryans and other e%apitalistsh are inter
ested. The Royal Typewriter com
pany Is the nucleus Of a big enterprise
and according to rumor IL will en-
deavor to control the typewriter in
terests of the world.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
EVERYONE is TALKING ABOUT
OUR FIAT WORK. III YOU HAVE
NOT GIVEN US YOURS, DO so
NOW. IMPERIAL LAUNDRY BACH
OF POSrOEETtE-
APPLICATIONS FOR GRAZINc
PERMITS.

Notice Is hereby given that all APP
plications for permits to Craze cattle,
horses, sheep and goats within the
MANZANO NATIONAL FOREST
during the season Of 1909. must be
filed in my office az Albuquerque.
New Mexico. On or before February
20. 1903. Full Information in regard
to the grazing fees to be charged and
blank forms to be used in making
applications. win be furnished upon
request.
A. u. READ. Supervisor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
White Girl WEEDS Chinaman.

Livingstone. Ala. Jan l9.-Lum-
Jack. a Chinaman. and Miss Alice
Patton. Of Meridian. Miss. have been
married here. The couple were mar
ried at Meridian. Miss. but the courts
set the marriage aside. The laws Of
Alabama do not prevent such a union.
The couple returned To Meridian.
where the groom has a laundry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20

Denver. Jan. 19-The Colorado
state Forestry association in convcn
ton here tonight passed resolutions
endorsing the present forestry serv-
ice in the state and censuring Cow
ernor Shafroth for his action in bring
ing suit 10 determine the exact pow
of the federal government over
forest reserves.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
Lineman Electrncntcd.

v5 9s''er' Colo. Jan. l9.-James +.
mans, a lineman. % years old. and
lied was elcctrocuted at the top
" eo-ioot pole today while string
M wires for The Denver Gas and
'e company 4 companion
mig with him sought to break the
Tut running through Williams
oS striking him a heavy blow.
-' was unsuccessful
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
Best Cough Cure

4 h~alf-ounce of Virgin oil OF Pine.
two ounees OF Glycerine and a half
pint of Nhiskey. mixed. viii cure any
cough that is durable and break a cold
in 20 hours. Take . teaspoonful every
four hours. Ask your druggist for the
genuine Leach's Virgin oil OF Pine
compound cure. prepared and g%uaran-
teed by the Leach Chemical CO. Gin
cInnatl. Ohio.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20
BIDS WANTED.

nj, Gus VIII be received by the clerk
a, me BOARD OF county commissioners
ntihaliilo county up to Saturday,
\, ty sOth, 1909. for the furnishing
street sprinkler to said county.
~ oid will be opened on Monday.
s. Isl, 1903. The commissions
an hrve the right to reject any or
hy order Of the board.
A F. WALKER, Clerk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1909-01-20

4 D. READ supervIsor'
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
OverCOatS and
RainCoats :

Mems $15 value gray and
black Raincoats, all wool, 81
inches in length. Our low-rent
prices -. $3.50
Mems 500 value Raincoats,
with new rundown tourist col
lar, black, gray and fancy
striped browns best values. Our
low-rent prices $500
A big line Of Mems Overcoats,
in all the wanted styles and col
ors. You save money here. If
you want big, warm coat or a
dressy one, we have it. Prices
range from. $3.50 to $3.50
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

Leave him before the inevitable
happens.
IF there is anything l can do, or
any advice I can give come and
ask me. But do, for your mothers
sake, as | ask"
To this Miss Belwin replied:
Dear Mrs. de Becker-Although
l thank you very much for your
advice, l cannot comply with your
wishes, as to leave Mr.. Lang now
would be the most unjust and
cowardly thing / could do.
you said | ought to think of my
mother. l have never once for
gotten her.
There is nothing l wouldn't do
for her. and | know mamma will
see it all in the same light as Mr..
Lang and | do when everything is
explained to her.
Il cannot help Mr.. Lang's caring
for me, and | for him, and that cir
cumstances were such that We
could not be married, which seems
to clear everything. Mr.. Lang, as
perhaps you know, cares nothing
about marriage. and if he were to
leave me tomorrow | would never
so backward.
II can hold my head up as much
as anyone else. | can well take
care of myself. | did not so into
this predicament with my eyes
shut.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
MOTHERS APPEAL TO DESPOILER
BRINGS HEARTLESS ANSWER

NEW YORK, Nov. 5.-The
pathetic appeal of a mother to a
young woman to restore her daugh-
ter's husband, with whom the
young woman was alleged to have
eloped, was one Of the features of
the suit for separation of Marie
X. Lang against Harry l.. Lang, an
actor.
In her complaint Mrs. Lang, who
was also once on the stage, said
her husband left her and took
along their young mutual friend,
Alma Belwin. an actress. One of
the papers submitted was letter
from Mrs. Lang's mother. Mrs.
Kate de Becker, to Miss Belwin.
begging her to restore Mr.. Lang to
his wife. The letter was, in part.
as follows:
Miss Belwin-I am afraid you
will not take any notice of what |
am going to say when addressing
these few lines to you. But. for
your mothers sake and for your
own, do pay little heed to what
l am going to ask you to do.
81 am not about to upbraid you
for having robbed my daughter of
her husband, nor for the greater
crime you have committed against
yourself and dear mother. Your
own conscience must be upbraid-
ing you enough. But do most
earnestly ask you to leave the man
who has betrayed the sacred trust
your mother placed in his I'M
worthy hands.
Leave him before a worse fate
hefalls you. Mr.. Lang will throw
you aside as he has done his wife.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
YET ANOTHER MERE
MAN FORBIDS USE
OF rats"

KANSAS CITY, Nov. S.
"on and after November 5 all
lady clerks and employees must
discontinue the wearing of
rats In their hairdress. Please
govern yourself accordingly
A. B. Richards, District Su-
perlntendent."
This order, issued from the
office Of the superinte ndent
OF the Postal Telegraph Co.
here, has become a matter Of
grave concern to the women
clerks and operators In the em.
ploy OF that company in this
city. They declare that not
only will the order compel
them to appear out Of date,
but that the modern feminine
hats cannot be worn without
the universal frat" The gen.
eraI feeling among the women
affected is that Mr.. Richards
will find II difficult to enforce
the regulation.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
EMPLOYED AS BOY FOR
8 YEARS, PROVES
TO BE A GIRL
Loves Horses and Worked as [
Stable Hand and Driver OF
Delivery Wagon.

CLEVELAND, Ohio, Nov. s.
After masquerading as boy for
three years, playing boys games,
working in local livery stable,
driving a grocer's team and hus.
Ting heavy boxes and express
packages, heavy enough for a
strong young man, Harry Roberts
has confessed to the police that
che" is a girl and that "his" name
Is Lillian Hoffman, stepdaughter
of Gottlieb Meters, No. 2644 East
Seventy-thirdr street.
Three yes ago, the girl, then
only II, tired of her home. She
ran away, donned boys clothes and
went out into the world to work
as a man. In the time that has
elapsed the girl has worked in a
livery stable, cleaning horses,
driven grocers' carts and even
toiled as a helper to a carpenter
and delivered ice.
Her identity became known a
short time ago, when she was ar.
rested while in the employ of d.
Martin, a grocer, No. S507 Detroit
avenue, on petty charge. Sen.
tence was suspended, but the pc.
lice looked further into Roberts
career. They found no serious
acts other than the one charged,
but they found that the boy, who
was back working in the livery
stable, was a girl.
The young woman made a con.
fession. and today her stpefather
brought her some clothes. The
parent ascribes the girls strange
bent as being due to a love for
horses. The girl says she had al
ways wanted to be a boy.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05
OWL WITH A SOUSE
Drinks Pan Of RYE Licker" and
becomes a Horrible Example.

RED BANK, n. j., Nov. 5.-This
thing of DEMONSTRATING an owl can
be carried too far. 1t surrounds
the bird with temptations it cannot
always resist.
j. w. ii. Foxwell. who uses
whiskey only for medicinal pur-
poses, placed a pan of the stuff on
his back roof to be out of the way
until needed to rub stiff ankle,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-11-05

ONE OF The HORSE CARS in THE COUNTRY'S METROPOLIS
This is the Chambers
York city, About block back this
the latest thing
patronzed There other horse lines however which
franchise rights conductor would perhaps drop dead with
Keepers call the popular
to reach the steamboat is by
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08

of"N- room and played the rhono grtph.
 think the phouog aph won. Inc. cause they are both easy.
 George Riggaby is a member in good sanding of the Little Brothers of the Boost. and he can laugh Io1der and mean it when he lcses three dul lars Il an any man ever met.
 But Gecrge's wife, Maude, takes two acas and pair of jacks seriously While her mother, Mrs. L1Crenz Is the cores. oHding secretary in the Wom ans Annex to the Companions of the Cold Feet.
 She certainly runs Uncle Greg close second when it comes to getting frarpe i'll the pedals.
 Every time Mrs. Lorrenz is sera rated from 50 cents son a. hing in her ma seems to give way with a era sb But Uncle Greg. and Mrs. Lorrenz love money so much tlaf every ii ma they bet blue check they close their eyes and pretend it was white c7e -Iny time you see 9 silver dollar with all the tail fca hers pulled on, " tte Ca~le it's 6 cinoh the bird onca hclo-ged to Mrs. Lorrenz and the rart. ing Wa a bitter ore.
 s,e is the ori-.ral Tessie Tight wad.
 Ever thine. 'Nopyr:ght. 1908, by C. w. Dillingham; Col |
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08

wherein each swallow is a thrill and your stomach gets up and wells al every climax
 can see you and Alice sitting there spllling Schenectady French all over the tablecloth, while the waiter gets a stone bruise on his palate from hold. ing back his Paris'an laughter.
 Now don't wrinkle the map when you read this, Bunch, because I've been present when you blurted ont some of your French with the ossifed accent and it's scream all right.
 Remember that day in Martins here Tn httleoldnewyork when you ordered IamD chops and a baked potato in French? The waiter bowed said
 Oui. M'sieu" and brouebt vou a bow of vegetable soup and a mornina paper!
 That's how good your French is, my lad '--'
 It's almost as bad as Fred Perrv's- and that's going some.
 met Fred and Henri Leoni at the blngle club not long ago, and they uut 1t all over me.
 Wlth Henrl speaking almost-French and Fred gesticulating nearly French there wasn't anything left for me to | do but call the waiter and talk booze |
 l found out later that Fred knows exactly nine ordinary French words including incest pas and avec p,atsir put he has memorized the name of every street in Paris.
 So when Fred exhausts his nine ar. dinary words he rushes all over the clty, out to Vanguard, over to the baugnolles, to Clichy, by Rues and slde streets to the eastern Boulevards heaumarchais and St Denis then across lots to the western RouIevard des ltaliens, then with a hon. skin and Jump' he's in the Place de la Concorde and of into the Champs psElysees-it,s immense,
 Fred can sit there and rattle off tbe names of the streets in Paris so e1o. quently that the average listener ba gins to cuss himself inwardlv becauco
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08

Dear Bunch: So now you're at Monte Carlo, eh?
 Gee! you and Alice must be having inc time of your lives hiking q, ,r Europe, handing ut good money to hotel clerks and bad French 10 hotel walters all ds- long.
 Oh, what bliss, what joy must te your portion, Punch, when you squeeze into one of those French cafes. grab a French menu card. glance over Il ready-to-serves," and in a confide, 'ty tone give an order like this to vo,r French waiter: "Avec le beauconp pomme de terre. Donne1-mcf le reaa chaude; je vais me raser. Avoc get s move on youI"
 Then in a French hour and a half your French waiter hurries back and serves you culinary melodralna
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08
Hash.

Some people find fault when eating
 hash because they don't know what is
 In it. Such souls are simply trying
 to dodge happiness. Would anybody ever start upon journey if they knew the cars were going to leave the track or that the bridge was sure to colapse? No indeed. Would lov- CTS of hash ever order that mos, toothsome viand were it not for the delightful uncertainty attached to it. the compelling mystery in which it is wrapped?
 Why be wise when perfect happi ness lies in ignorance? Hash has stood the test of time, and. whatever It is made of, history has yet to place a calamity at it's door. Wine has caused the head to rise above the church steeples; pie has ruined the digestive apparatus, and hot biscuits have brought the price of nightmares 1own to surprisingly low figure: but nash, plain, regular inoffensive hash has gone on down the ages and eft nothing in it's wake but a food memory and a sweet taste in the mouth. Why worry ?-Boston Herald
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08
How They Stand 6 eat Heat.

Persons who com lain of the heat when tte thermometer reaches the niEetes, said a steamship engineer "seldClu think of tse dFs,omforts or men employed in gas works. in blast furnaces and in steamshirs. where the hremen have to endure an atmos phere rar ging from 11S to 40 degrees In all u ese and many other nIacee "here big boilers are located. the men wear very little clothing. and while they undoubtedly suffer from the exposure, tEey do not feel the heat as much as might be suppos d. The explanation of this fact is that fhase men are not reached by the humidity They are working in places where the artificial heat is so intense as to drive out the humidity, and 11S or more de grees of heat in a pure. dry air is mt felt so much as a mixture of % de grees of heat and So per cent. of h,,. miGity, that tells on people and sorsIv tries their vitality"
 Doing Away win Nc,se.
 The Penu man with nerves and also | the lady similarly equipped are growing power in the land. They will begin on church bells and strfkinr CLOCKS, and they will go on improving ma Improving till London is nava1 with india rubber and every one will nave to wear silent shoes like police men and burglars. a@d nobody will be to make any kind of nois,- London News.
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08
TOLD OF RUSSIANS
SUBJECTS OF THE GEAR ARE
 STRANGELY INCONSISTENT.
seem Equal Mixture of Ferocity ano Gentleness-Story That Reveals Their Queer Ideas in Mat
 ters of Discipline.

No one can be long associated wit,
 Russians without reaching a condition
 of utter amazement at the extraor l dlnary inconsistency of their mental
 makeup. The kindeSt of men seem tc
 receive placidly the most blood
 curdling doctrines; they enforce the
 cruelest of laws in the gentlest way
 or vice versa. They are perfectly
 charming to individuals in groups ot
 two or three and utterly bloodthirsty to exactly similar individuals in groups of twenty or thirty Certain Jews after great massacres have tes- tlhed that peasants have said tC them: Poor brothers, we must kill you!' An odd tale, illustrating theiI queer ideas of discipline, is told by a reVolutionist who has just come tc this country. By those who ought tc knoW, 1t is said to be typical of q singular simplicity of mind which is also said to be peculiar to the Rus sians.
 A follower of Tolstoy was called on tor military service. He presented himself to the army officers as re quired and explained that he could not "C"vO hooarse Or his beliefs
 "Ah," said the officer in charge no llte-y "U-- you understand that this means prison?"
 Of course"
 You will be sent" continued the officer, ito the Caucausus," naming prison of dreadful repute "The guard will have to start at once with you"
 He turned to several other officers and discussed the matter of the guard Tor few minutes. Then he had a hapry thought.
 Why send a guard at all!" he said You" turning to the young man you can find your way there alone, ant you?"
 "Yes.''
 Well, then, that saves a lot of rouble," exclaimed the officers. de lghted. So they wrote him a careful etter Of introduction to the governor T the prison, explaining that the carer vas to be locked up as soon S he arrived, in a most unpleasant ell.
 That's all right" they said in great ausfaction. "We hope your journey ont be too tiresome'' And thev arted with great cordiality.
 The young man did as he was told nd is now in prison. The chances re probably even that he and the overnor will become sincere friends that an order to put him to death Ill arrive and be executed in the me 1mperSonal, eminentlv Russian amer,
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08

Paris and that ycu stayet up all night
 playing poker
 It's good old wheeze Runch. an
 no doubt Alice believed you when vcu
 brought home the nine ,lilliop francs
 you won.
 Of "carse she dIdn': stop 10 think
 that nine million francs is only abonf
 $40 in real money. But why wake
 her up?
 If you really had to play poker
 Bunch. I'm glad you stayed up al
 plight al it. When you first man.icnc., the word in your letter l was arrait to read further for fear I'd .e, IT 1T al l2 o'clock you got kink ir vC.;r in step and cult four dollars winner
 If you play the game. play it Ike sport. Bunch, and wear overshoes teep ynur feet wan.
 hate the roker player who ge congestion of the ankles every t., he wl1' to dJ!lars 0rc.r t.z ca. f.,-.
 Poker rllyers are divided i.:o tw eiasses; the Companions of the C.I | rect and the Little Brothers Of ., Boost.
 me CcmI anions of the ColI r. niahe The most money. bat t.,e l:.I hrolhers of the IGCst lave all L this would be a TIC. tough old world if We couldn't he bit of fun with each other. woll i,.. i, Bunch?
 We're living ont in the cou--rv a- -hn year round now, and once (. vice a week the neichh0rs drop in m eve1ing and try to drag none, away from us.
 ohe'e Gregory Grant and Aunt Jul rom Kansas City are visiting a, JhcIe Peters house acrcss the rca1
 Un"le Gregory is the original hu1ia ale. You cant get money out of hin gith an ax
 He came to New York on wis: omc years ago with a red undarshir. nd n ten-dollar bill. He stayed two weeks and never hanged anything. : Uncle Gregory is charter member |, Zero lodge of the Companions of ' le Cold Feet. Uncle Gregory never sat in a game
 his life without being prepared to ave pneumonia in both heels the mo ., ent he was six dollars ahead of the u lme. g He plays them close to his appendj- o us. unkie does, and every time he ci Is four flush he feels an awful Il aught on the floor. W He has his feet so well trained that n' cry time their owner rakes in a pot Il, Al th four blue checks in it they give al Tn the icehouse signal to cease N'
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08
ORJ PONEEl EDl AYlN,C
r, CHUGH M'HUGR.-l

ne didn't learn French enough 10 rol low tho Guy de MaupasSant story which he thinks Fred is telling.
 A bas le Fred!
 l notice in your letter, Bunch. that you met some of your old naIs in
Holbrook argus., 1909-06-08

firing and cash in before the hank ex rlndes
 We had a f-tle poker party at our rouse last Monday night, nd fo- sev, eraI days after we bou- Int cost, rifles with the money left by ou, 10, Ing neighbors.
 Ihee was Uncle Gregory and Aunt Julia, George Riggaby and his wife Maude, Georges mother-in-law. Mrs Lorrenz, Peaches and yours respect fully
 Uncle Peter and Aunt Martha don. play poker, so they went out in the
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-03-31
SEVENTY HAVE
BEEN ARRESTED
Organizers of Rebellion in the cau-
casus Were Captured Today in
ST. Petersburg.

ST. PETERSBURG, March 31.-The
organizers of what is feared may yet
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1909-03-31
Death
SUMMONS Son
Charles D. cIoueh of This City Went
to Wyaconda Called by Death
Of His Father, Samuel
cIough.
FORMERLY OF KEoKUK
In 1853 and 1854 Was Associated With
the Late Harry Fulton in Busi-
ness-Was Mason
in Wyaconda.

Charles D. Clough, of 1925 Bank
street, received the sad news last even
ing of the death of his father, Samuel
Clough, who passed away at the home
of his daughter, Mrs. Hattie Blattner,
of Wyaconda, Mo. Mr. and Mrs. Clough
departed for Wyaconda this morning to
attend the funeral which will be held
Thursday morning
The death of Samuel Clough was
caused by cancer of the throat from
which he had been suffering for some
time. Advanced in years he had been
retired for some time and was living
quietly in Wyaconda surrounded by
his many children and grandchildren.
At one time Mr.. Clough lived in
Keokuk, he being here for two years in
1853 and Sand was associated with
the late Harry Fulton in business. Dur
ing the past few years he Lad visited
for several months of each year with
his son in Keokuk and became quite
we'll known here.