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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02
COFFEE

The world Is full Of
anonymous coffee: lava
and Mocha.
w no returns your
money if you don't like
EN-?
Your grocer returns your money Il you don't
like Sehilling's Best we pay him
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02

For what the mind wishes, that It
also Observation-Disclosures
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE,
That is LAXATIVE BtOMO QJtiNINE Look 10,
the signature of E W. GROVE Used the World
over To Cure Cold In one Day. Bc
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02

PILES CURED IN q TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed To cnre any a, 90
10 IA days or money refunded. Soc w "
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02
"Marrlaae servloen Defined

A Boston cynic of the female per.
suasion defines the marriage service"
as waiting on ones lord and master
In the capacity Of cook, laundress,
seamstress and maid-of.all.work."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02
ELIJAH REUBEN EMOR l

Then he opens the second letter
from the American detective, dated
June I'd. 1t contains a receipted
bill from the Grand, that he had paid
for Mr.. Barnes, and also a statement
that young Bernardo Salicen had ar.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1909-01-02
JUST A TEST.

Goodness, sonny, what's the
trouble? p
"Nawthin'. I just wanted to see II
] had forgotten how to cry-boo- hoo!"
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
Nor Has He Encountered the
House Journal With a
Plethora of Bills.

left unsaid, and some go even further
and confine themselves to mere state.
ment of fact.
The shortest one in this years edi
ton of the manual tells about Eliot L,
Ford, assemblyman from Essex. II
consists of four lines and the one word
ticket and reads as follows:
MIR. Ford was born at Bordentown
N. j., August 81. 1852, and is a me-
chanical engineer. He was elected to
the Assembly by a plurality of 1885
over Hermann, the highest candidate
on the Democratic ticket"
There you have it all in a nutshell.
He was born. he chose a profession, he
was elected. Short and to the point.
His record in the Legislature has beer
equally SO. He has introduced one bill
and that in regard to the pledge on
which he vas elected. 1t is the Sunday
selling bill, providing that when 80 per
cent. Of the voters of any municipalities
shall petition the county court so to do
the question of permitting the sale OF
Intoxicating liquors in such municipal
ity shall be determined by a popular
vote of the voters of such. a munich
pality.
That is his one and only effort at Leg
islation this year. Unlike most first
year men. he did not try to see how
much he could clog up the minutes of
the session. and IL for no other reason
he is entitled to praise.
AS the facts are so limited concerning
him, 1t Is but right that a sketch of this
kind should not exceed the space limits.
Suffice it to say then, that he is a New
Idea man, and a good n who stops,
looks and listens before he votes on
anything.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
x THE EVENING STARS TWO PAGE MAGAZINE
THE ELKS' SALUTE.


No matter where you travel,
Or where you chance to go,
If You're as rich as Croesus,
Or down and out, you know,
II always gives one courage
And your heart a pleasant thrill
when YOU hear some jolly fellow say;
Hello, Bill"
There's a mystic charm about n
That you cannot understand
When you get a hearty greeting
And a warm grasp of the hands
But il you are a stranger
And you're homesick. tired and IN
The sweetest words you ever heard
Area Hello, Bill"
There's a maxim I'll ten you,
i, And you know that II is tvuet
You must always do to others
AS you'd like them do to ycu3
Not many of us do 1t,
But there's some Of us that Will.
One of them's the fellow with the
Hello. Bill"
| was a stranger in the city
] was poor and sick and thin
Then | heard the Bible storyi
HE was i'll, ye took him In"
And We nursed me, and we fed ma
And We did it with a will;
God Mess the dear old boys that sayt
Hello, Bill"
Louisville Times
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
Reavd MMe 9ung\e
(lT AM sorry, Mr.. President" said the Lion, a $ he shook hand
distinguished guest, very sorry. indeed. that the Leopard v
L. inatond ~ r+ara- IIna l. AaA 49,

((X AM sorry.M Mr.. President said The Lion, al e shook hands with his
distinguished guest "verys sorry. indeed, that the Leopard wears spots
instead OF stars Had he had the latter W e could have given yu a
more appropriate reception committee"
Thank you, but 1 don't see how you could have done better said the Wis
itorg raciousy. f
I'VE could have appointed him and the Zebra to receive you" explained the
King Oft he Jungle thereby displaying thu stars IN stripesi in your honorp
Father" said the Baby Ippopota anus after the parade vas over. "vhat
has the great Editor ONE here for?"
He is going to rite a book, my son. replied the aged Hnno enth1ed
who's Zoo In Africa" -
Mercy sakes."c cried the terrified Monkey, shining u the tanest tree In
the forest. II heard a rattlesnake Tor sure that time"
Nonsense retorted HI sophisticated Chimpanzee. THAT AIM a rattle
snake, its the x-Preident typewrItng machine"
Yes" said the Tapir proudly, as he talked With the distinguished visitor
at the reception, my hide is three inches thick"
well, what of it," said the Honored Guest "over in Washington we have
severalbr breeds of animals with hides thicker han that We call them Senators
Malefactors and Undesirable Citizens"
so" said. the Visitor, IS he interviewed the Python. 81 am told that vn
are a direct hneal descendant OF he usuy celebrated Serpent of Eden"
Yes" replied he Reptile, proudly. MY family a founded by TIN original
Apple Python
We'll" said the Wildcat to the skunk, did you meet himg'
Yes, replied the latter. n he was nos courteous. He addressed me
throughout a. MI. Poecat instead of using a shorter and ugner word "-Har-
pers Weekly.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

Although the State Senate yesterday defeated the bill to abolish voting
machines n ddrve the trust out of he State the lamp holds ut to burn. The
session is OF vet ended There mas never been presented to he Legislature a
Measure so generally ad urgently demanded by h people Is this The evil
dence is in III results of the many lection district special elections last year
Al extraordinary feature of the Senate action is that HI Governor hasn't taken
the slightest interest in the matter of obeNng the popular will In a cas- in
which 1T has been so plainly al emphatcany expressed, while he ia made
he claim of TIT popular will II cases where here wasn't tn least evidence that
It existed. If thu voting machines are rot abolished the people Of the election
districts can resume the costly operation of throwing them out.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
A Woodland Ananias

HE fon wife was in one of those sentimental moods when she took
especial pleasure in reminiscng on the good old time when she and
~ her husband were sweethearts 4rsN
Billy, dear she said, do you remember the la when yu carved your
initials and nine on that big pine tree at HighWewqp 8a
Yes, dear replied hubby absently from behind his evening newspaper
And how you scratched with our knife the words William forever true
to Alice? continued his wife
Yes, dear" cam the response agar, 4R
Il wonder" pursued the wife, eff that tree stn stands?n
The husband suddenly realized what the faithful Alice vas talking about
INC, it doesn't he said. Last year when 1 went to Highview i cut it
down
'Oh, why?' asked she of the Troublesome memory. s
Because" replied the husband, II thought it had been lying quite long
enough!"-Aprl Youngs Magazine r
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
Like the Soul of WI, Brevay Is One
Big Characteristic Of Eliot E. Ford
Assemblymaf from Essex Has
the Shortest Sketch in
the State Manual.
HERE are some public men who
are c~ommendable for their

4" HERE are some public men who
are commendable for their
brevity, especially in the
sketches of their careers In the State
manual Few read them anyway, but
occasionally some pooi wretch who
can't help himself has to look them
over. He finds that some of them re-
quire a page and a half to fully set
forth the virtues, politically and
otherwise, of their subjects. They en-
ter deeply into his private life and lay
before h public gaze, If the public
gaze for any reason happens to turn
that way, h innermost secrets that
lave " before been made public,
principally because the victim was
never elected to State office before.
They tell of his ancestry, where he was
born, where he lived until he was elect
ed or appointed, what his business is,
what a lot his constituents think of
him. and any other facts that the truth
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
EXECUTIVE PATRONAGE AND PUBLIC pLuNDsR.

An eminent American statesman spoke of the cohesive power of public
plumber" HI included official patronage in this characterization. An evidence
Oft power is given att Trenton at the presentt time In the shifungs of position
by senators and assembiymen on IN Governors plan to divert al immense
amount of the municipal school moneys into the State Golfers o pay the inflated
Stat expenditures Every important State appointment has been held back, to
b. used as a threat or bait to influence votes the Legislature I'M shne oppo-
stcn. The power of appointment has been used in a mi more shameless
thar q n time in he history of the State to secures h attainment of execu-
tive objects In legislation. No previous Governor of New Jersey n no Gov
rho Of any other State evera attempted to rule tho Legislature n largely for
his w ends as Governor Fort has done during the present session; not like
Governor Hughes. of New York, by appealing to the people N certain measures
but by appeals 10 the personal sdh-inter@t of Legislators Governor Hughes
never descended to that lie never used his appointments o dragon legislative
votes for his purposes He never sought by elaborate devices in the Legislature
edged no campaign debt to the extent Of footing the funds of he public schools
to pay them in the shape Of Legislative appropriations But that can be said Of
the legislators who with their eyes gifted to he executive patronage so long
hed back completely stuhny themselves What Of the thirty-fve assembly,
men, Including Mr.! Radcliffe who voted for the Radcliffe bill in the Assembly
and who them, including Mr. Radcliffe, aboutfaced and voted to kn the bill?
Was there eve a more striking exhibition of the sinister influence Of executive
patronage INT Of the cohedvey power Of public plumber?
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
SOME CURIOUS NEWS LodIc.

No sne legislator could be much impressed by thu idiotc argument that
because the members of a important official board, with a large amoun of
work N responsibility do 10 lobby fora dill to make the boards aaried, h
bill lis almost certant to be advocated for Interior M wicked reasons" 1t is
something nw In legislative morality that he good character of a bill lis sab-
hshed only when.h II benehciaries actively lobby for it. 1t is also a lew and
novel proposition that's saEiedb board must necessarily be one to exist in the
nnMrky WHIRLPOOL Of politics." This is News loec. o
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

in RIPPING GOOD M
COULD NOT FORGET.

Mrs. A. ~(playing the peacemaker)-
Come, now. make it up with Jack and
be good friends.
Miss B.-Well, I'll forgive, but l can
W. forget.
Mrs. A.-Nonsense! Why, l could tell
you dozens of things I've forgotten
Boston Transcript.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
BACK TO EARTh!-

Every CLOUD las a silver lining" said
the ready-made philosopher.
Yes" answered Miss Oayennee THE
clouds are all right. But how about
poclSetbooks? Washington Star.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
THE DEFINITION.

you have a model husband said
the lady who was congratulatingl the
bride.
The next day tho bride noticed the
word "modeP' in the dictionary, and
this is what she found: "Model-A small
imitation of the real thing."-Gunther's
Magazine.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
A COUNTY 7UBERc UI osis HOSPITAL.

The organized movements Essex count to fight tuberculosis has had the
effect to str U official bodies, Boards Of health are beginning to do things, and
Of advanced cases Common humanity. AZ we'll as consideration for h public
safety makes that step imperative. Everybody sees 1t now. Few realized the
fact before. Advanced am hopeless cases that cannot be cared for in perfect
safety privately nus be segregated, as much to receive proper care al for the
safety of the public ~
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
The Days Best Story

bTVHE Georgans of Augusta are hucking over new story ahoutN NJ,
Taft Mr. Taft it seems, drove out m afternoon to soc a Georgia
planter The planters cook a veyo DID woman, takes no interest in
public affairs, nd she did ont recognize the porly guest
What did you think o. that gentleman, Martha" the planter naked anar
Mr.. Taft had driven off.
We'll, sir, old Martha replied. 7 can't say as | saw notbin, pArtcrM.
about him. He looked TO me like the knd If a mar al WOULD he ry.t+y 1919.
to his meals"-Seatte Post 1nteigencer.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
NATURAL.
"She's a very natural girl"

'She's a very natural girl"
"So?"
Yes; whenever she's invited out TO
dine she never thinks Of taking the
smallest piece of meat In sight, but
helps herself to as much as she would
eat If she were at home. Detroit Free
Press. :.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
A oRLD,s

There is every justification in the action taken by interested governments
to keep Cfpriano Castro away from the neghborhood Of Venezuela, where he
of reasons for its course. Castro nae himself an outlaw when he vas in
authority and seriously compromised u relations With European governments
by his INSCRIPTIONS acs 1t would be folly ito permt hm to create a revolu-
ton so as to reenact a role so dangerous to the Unted States, as well as Il
venezuela, whose people have repudiHed him.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
SAVING MONEY.

Give my consent for you to marry
my daughter? Never, sir"
"All right" said the young man,
then we'll get married without it."
Good boy! 1 figure that'll be
cheaper."-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
APPEALS IN LABOR CONTEMPT CASES.

BY providing for a stay n a n appeal from the Chancey Court to the Court
of Errors IN Appeals in cases of contempt by abor representatives wheret the
ofense Is not committed in presence of h court the Legislature will 40 much
% pacate the feeling in labor organizations The dignity md authority of the
court will in 10 wise be compromised by he right of appeal such cases, with
suspension of punishment until the appeal shall be heard n decided.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
OVER THE COCOA.

My cocoa's cold" sternly announced
the gruff old gentleman to his fair
waitress.
Put your hat on" she sweetly sug-
gested.-New York Observer. A.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
C0NcEIT.

DO you believe that q man can In
herlt qualities from his forefathers?"
Most assuredly. All of my family
for generations back was exceptionally
talented. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08
SPECIALIZING ON THE MARKET.

How is your rich uncle, Tommy"
Very ill; I'm afraid he won't last
long
"Then you can lend me that ten doi-
lars ! asked you for last week."-Meg-
gendorfer Blaetter.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

You often heat men make a state
ment like this. He's d man about my
age; probably four or five years older
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

Half the advice given to a married
woman consists In cut out you kin"
The average woman, when she marries,
makes a load of her kin and demands
that her husband walk under 1t with
her.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

Send word to the cook to make NJ
more soup. The mustache is coming
back into style.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

full historian may be able to use Of the
information furnished by the shy and
retiring offlce-holder.
From the page-and-one-half stage
they &c down the scale to where you
a read them and still be under the
impression that something has been
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

few can keep secret the fact that they
have me-. i
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-04-08

All a man gets, when he compliance to
his children of the sacrifices he has
made for them, is a comparison In their
minds with their mother, who has made
greater sacrifices and never called ak
tention to them.-Atchison Globe.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27

WANT & D-Girl for light house work.
Sl5 Tenth street north.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
LANGDON Lad SHOT
BY A COMPANI
GEORGE ALsTAe, AGED IL YEARS
INSTANTLY KILLED WHILE
HUNTING DUCKS.

Langdon, N. D., Sept. 27.--As the
result OF a sad accident which hap
pened while the parties were out hunt
Ing ducks, George Alstag, aged II,
son Of Fred Alstag Of this city, was
shot and instantly killed at s o'clock
Saturday afternoon. Charles Walker.
aged is, Aired the shot.
Late this afternoon James walker,
with his son and young Alstag. went
out TO Wiiliston lake, body OF water
about five miles southeast of this city.
to hunt ducks. They took o boat
along and the two boys went out In it.
James walker remained on shore.
Young Alsrad was in the bow OF the
boat and had just shot duck when
another chance offered and Walker
raised his gun and fred. At the same
moment Alstag raised up IN the boat
and received the fun charge OF shot
in the back Of the head, blowing the
top Of the head completely or Death
was instantaneous.
Coroner Gibson and County Attor-
ney Dickson went out TO the lake but
determined that death was accidental
and that no inquest was necessary
The body was brought to town this
evening.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27

NEWSPAPER in growing Mclean
county town for sale. $3.50 cash
takes plant, subscription list and busi-
ness. o. Il. Lomen, Ryder, n. ID.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
OFFICERS OF The
STATE v. C. TT.
MRS. Anderson REFLECTED
PRESIDENT, BUT sTARl<WEA-
Their WOMAN WILL &c
ACTIVE HEAD

Valley City. ". D.. Sept. sT.-sunday
marked the conclusion OF the rwenti-
eth annual convention Of the North
Dakota w. G. T. u, which was the
most successful gathering in the his
tory OF the organization.
At the sessions Saturday. Mrs.
Elizabeth Preston Anderson wac re-
elected president Tor the ensuing year.
MRS. Anderson has Eerved sixteen
terms and wished to withdraw from
the active work this year but sa1s was
prevailed upon to take the presidency
and a vacation while the vice preni-
dent acted as president. Mrs. NeriA
e. Buck Of StarlUweather was re-eaect-
ed president and viii act az presi-
dent during the ensuing year. Mrs.
Barbara Wylie was reelected re-
cording secretary while Mrs. F1orencs
b. Cannon OF Minot was re-elected re-
fcordfng secretary. Mrs. Robert p.
Reed OF Armenia was reelected Sec
rotary
The closing sessions Of the conven-
ton Saturday were OF great interest
The demonstration work interested q
large audience. Saturday. among other
reports Mrs. Anderson gave an inter-
esting account Of her work az the
state legislature last winter.
Saturday evening @. L. Young, as
sistant attorney general, discussed the
enforcement Of the prohibition law.
Mrs. Mary Harriet Ar1nor Of Geor-
gia, one OF the great women speakers
OF the county spoke, both morning and
evening at the union services at the
Armory. The protestant churches OF
the CITY generally Joined in these un-
, ion services.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
a Marrow Esoape.

Edgar N. Bayliss q merchant OF Ro-
binsonville, Del, wrote: About two
years ago / was thin and sick, and
coughed all the time and IL did not
have consumption, IL was near TO L.
j commenced using Foiey's Honey and
Tar, and 1t stopped my cough, and ]
am now entirely well. and have gained
twenty eight pounds. all due to the
good results from taking Foley's Honey
and Tar" Fl. Fl. Casselman.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
FOLEY WILL NOT ACCEPT.
Managing Editor Of The Bismarck
Tribune Declines Fat Census Job.

washington, Sept. 27.--J. w. Foley.
managing editor OF The Bismarck
Tribune declined TO accept the APP
pointment as supervisor OF one OF the
districts in that state and no success
sor has been named.
The commission Of Carl NJ Frick as
supervisor Of the second district has
not been sent to him, presumably be-
cause he has not notified the director
that he has severed his relations with
any political organization.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27

WANTED-Nurse girl, 1906 Fifth ave-
nue. south Phone sS0-L
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
CIVIL ENoiNEE DROWNED.
Canoe Capaized ut WlIlisten and shep-
pard Sank Irnnnsdiately.

WflIiston, N. ID. Sept. 27.--A. H.
Sheppard OF Kansas City. civil en-
gIneer, working under Capt. Schulz
Of the Missouri River Navigation
corps, was drowned In the Missourt
river.
The canoe In which he and Ole
Nygaard were riding, was capsixed
and Sheppard sank to the bottom of
the river Immediately Searchers are
now looking for tho body.
Nygaard. Seleppard's assistant
chung to the boat and was rescued
III an almost insensible condition.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
STOCK FOR SALE.


FOR SALE-Eifty shares preferred
stock OF Wheelock e. Wheelock Cor
poration, Fargo. N. D., paying quarterly
dividends at the rate Of 5 per cent per
annum. Sale rendered necessary to
close an estate. Address 400. care OF
The Forum.
STOCK FOR SALE--Dividend earn
ing stock. Forty shares OF the cap
ital stock OF company doing a conserva-
tive safe. general merchandise BUSH
ness In Minnesota town. Directors
have already this year declared a 10
per cent cash dividend, which will be
paid Dec "a, 1908. 1t will earn more
than this one year with another. Rea-
son for selling. Owner has other bus
ness that requires all his time and more
capital Don't answer unless You have
the money and q 10 per cent invest
ment appeals to you. Address 4ss,
Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27

Read &C Answer Todaya Want &C
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27

A RARE cHANcE-The only harness
shop in a live N. ID. town; doing
good business; population 1850; county
seat, good farming country around;
for sale on account OF sickness. Ad-
dress p. o. Box 257, WaShburn, N. ID.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
PosITIoNs wANTED-MALE.
MALE OR FEMALE.

experienced cashiers.
542 Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1909-09-27
WANTED 70 BUY.

NEN'6 worn garmenxa. Phone le2TL.