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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
DR.. WILEY IS
SCORED BY PAPER
FOOD MANUFACTURERS lNCON
vENIENcEO BY ISSUANCE OF
SILLY REGULATIONS.

BOSTON, Jan. 1.-THE Traveiel
says editorially regarding the reported
retirement OF Or Wiley from the heac
of the pure food branch department
Of agriculture:
President Roosevelt and Score
tary Wilson have apparently wax
ened up to the fact that DR.. Wiley
has been building up machine 10
influence public sentiment. and Is
rapidly getting into position
where his acts, no matter how
unjust, cannot be overruled. thus
making himself greater than the
president Of the United States or
the secretary OF agriculture. whose
subordinate he is.
This pure food propaganda has
been a great thing for the public.
which has been taught the dan
gers of adulteration, but this re
suit could have been accomplished
equally we'll without using the
method of issuing silly regulations
today to repeal them tomorrow.
until the food manufacturers never
knew whether they were afoot or
on horseback. sf1d have been put
TO millions of dollars OF needless
expense without doing the people
any particular good
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ATTORNEY, LOSING
CASE, WOULD FIGHT

Joseph Grossman, a young attorney,
was real cross when he lost "A suit in
Judge Lemkie's court, Saturday morn
ing. and when in leaving the room the
defendant referred 10 him as suck
er," he completely forgot his dignity
Grossman made a rush at the defend
ant and attempted TO strike him, but
spectators interfered and the angry
young man was led away before any
blood was shed.
The case was that OF Aaron KutZ-
man against Moses Weisswasser, a
baker. 1t was charged that the bak-
er's wagon ran over little Rebeckah
HUFFMAN, aged three. knocking out
two of her teeth. Justice Lemkie held
that the little girl was TO blame for
the injury. which was not serious. The
little girl slept In Justice Lemkies
comfortable arm chair during the trial.
and was not at all worried over the
outcome of the case or the attempt of
the lawyer to strike the defendant.
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We SHOULD LIVE
ALWAYS AS CHRIST.
WOULD LIVE
CATHOLIC DloNITARY TALKS OF
PLAN OF CLEVELAND PEOPLE
TO LIVE AS JESUS WOULD LIVE
TODAY
MGR. TELIx VI. Rolf.

CLEVELAND, o.. Jan. l6-" Ridicul-
Gus - was The reply of Mons. Felix N.
Bon. administrator and yicar-general
of the diocese OF Cleveland, when ask
ed for an expression OF his opinion OF
the band OF Cleve!anders who have
announced 10 the world that they are
attempting to live as Jesus would
live. il He were a citizen OF Cleye-
land IN the year of grace 1909
Ridiculous repeated the veteran
priest with emotion, Il will not call II
anything worse, but IL is all wrong.
These men and women are either
Christians and are attempting 10 live
as they are commanded by the scrip
lures To live. and will get their heav-
eply reward accordingly or they are
not following divine commands and
VIII get their punishment. It's one
thing or the other. there's no middle
ground. Living TWO weeks as Jesus
would live or the announcement that
they will try 10 do II. is OF no avail.
As | said before. it's simply ridicul-
Gus
All these things are the direct re-
suit of conditions that have been
coming about during the past quarter
century The people OF Cleveland are
not what they were then. | have
been priest here 90 years. have had
the opportunity TO observe Rules of
living have become too lax. There
is a woeful tendency to doubt the
divinity OF Jesus Christ, and all the
sins the flesh is heir to follow in this
path of unbelief Take away that
40, i,,h h,.fs, faff IA
is built and YOU have nothing remain
ing. will go still further and say
that if We eliminate the divinity OF
Christ. We are all fools
Granting that divinity We must
follow His Commands. Not one day.
NOT two weeks. not for any other
period OF time, but throughout our
lives We hear too much today about
the ease OF the Christian life. Certain
ministers preach it from their pull
pits. They wan 10 please the peo-
pie The easy religion with two
weeks Of upnehtness is no religion
at all. Christianity bids us TO take
up our cross and follow in the foot
steps OF the Master, which was not
an easy path. The Bible says that
Jesus is God that He is enthroned
on high. We all make mistakes.
That is inevitable. But the main
thing is to live always as Jesus
christ commanded us to live, and to
preach His gospel as He commanded
us TO preach It,
These words from the veteran &c.
clesiastic are not without their
meaning, for without doubt. no citi-
zen OF Cleveland has a wider repu-
tation among his fellow men for up
right and pious living. Born in
France in 1881, he attended the COM
mon schools and was destined by his
parents for a career as a physician.
But the command Follow me" made
its impress upon his youthful mind
and he determined to devote his life
TO the church and 10 holy work.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
BIRTHS


BOYS
Frank CrandaI!. S35 AleNandrine
John Miller. 223 Division.
Henry Hartund, 9S3 Garfield.
Alexander Werbe. As Baltimore
Lloyd Haskins. 2SS Cameron.
Isadore FinberR. $3.50 Macomh.
Joseph Lewandowski. 3l3 Canheld.
Thomas Sincox. GO t'orsythe
William Roman. S66 Hague.
John Rabenmiller, s3s RGssel.
Edward Miller. 40 sylvester.
GIRLS.
John Miller. 22s Division.
Charles HAMMER 80 Nesson.
Thomas McCarten, 1899 Third
Joseph Boos. - WallhSidge.
Herman 3aumann, 9l3 Reiievue.
Albert Thison, 139 Erskine
George Grace. 1913 Clark.
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schreiter's Estimates In.

Edward r. Schreiter. secretary or
the common council committees. is
the first department head to get his
estimates in 10 the controller. That
is largely because Schreiter Is most
of the department He asks for 81 500
salary. as directed by council resolu-
ton $500 for clerk hire, $3.50 for sta
tionery and $3.50 for automobile hire
for committees. Except as to his sal.
airy. the estimate is the same as that
OF last year.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
: Irish Society Meets.

WASHINGTON. Jan. 16.-The Am.
erican Irish Historical Society. of
which President Roosevelt is a mem.
Der. held meeting here today. The
society was received at the White
House In the afternoon. The annual
banquet will be giten tonight, follow
ing a reception. Senator Carter, Of
Montana: Justice Victor J Downing,
of the supreme court Of New York;
Morris r. Maloney. former attorney
general Of Illinois. and Senator Gam
BILE. of North Dakota, viii speak.
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Speed and Success

Marion Crawford, the novelist. is an
astonishingly rapid worker, thinking
nothing OF dashing OF three or four
chapters at a sitting OF the story that
may bein in hand. On one occasion
fellow author undertook to remon-
strate with him on this point. even to
the extent OF observing that nothing
could be well done that is done In A
hurry.
'Nothin?' quietly queried Crawford.
Nothing was the decisive re-.
Spouse.
How about catching a traino' ask
ed Crawford -HaTpers Weekly
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Wotciech Mazum. 20: Anna Zulkow
ska is
William Nokiolski. 26. Joseph Aud
zeyiowska, "a.
Constantine Flouar. ~ Pelaquia
Gunia, l6
Anthony schomona. %. Josephine
Riech, 10.
Omer DeClerca 81 Mary Reynaert
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CHURCH NOTICES.

Maurice Penheld Fixes, d. d.
1880 a. TOMORROW $50 =. NJ
Woodward Ave. Baptist Church.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE. First Church Of
CHRIST Scientist AlcNandrine- ave
west near Woodward Morning
1890. evening 80. subject. Life %
WEDNESDAYS evening meeting .:45.
PIbli, reading room. open daily. eN-
raUt SUNDAY. from 10 a M. TO D.
ri also 10 y evenings. except sun
daV and Wednesday, us Broadway
CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
corner Bates aud Farmrr-sts Fore
noon $50 Tire Promise OF tie
Father evening. 80 Gods VIII
fpI Nj Visitors are most cordially
Invited Marcus scott. pastor.
FORT ST PRESBYTERIAN opposite
TrIpu station Edward ~ Pence.
pastor services 90 1880 and $50.
Morning subject. Ills Astonishing
Iurtriur~ t.t,rirg TIE Monarch
Who Really Rules The public =
cordially invited 10 an services
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
easeballs Hiahhrows.

The list Of college men In the
major leagues Includes Doc" White.
Hub Hart. Jake Stahl. Fred Falken.
berg, Je1 Pfefter Carl Lundgron.
Beebe. Al Storke, Bill Carrigan. I'd.
Ruelbach. Murray Of the New Yorks.
Barry of ST Louis. Mike Powers. joe
Birmingham. Phil Lewis. Eddie Grant.
Fred Tenney Christy Mathewson. ID
Spencer. Addie Joss. OWE Overall. Roy
Thomas. Jack Coombs. Arthur Dcyiin.
Scanlon. James and Curtis. with
scores in the minor leagues
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
ACCUSED MT. CLEMENS
MAN FURNISHES BOND

Jonn Hoegh OF Mt. Clemens, accus-
ed of mailing illegal matter. gave $500
bond when arraigned before Commits
sioner Harsha Saturday morning.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
pREsRYTERIn.S

JEFFERSON AVE PRESBYTERIA.S
CHURCH. corner Riyatd-Pastor
= Rev. A. n. Barr Pablo worship
with sermon. IL q. M. and so r. nj.
Morning. The Rudder or the Rock.
Evening, address by Rev Myron- r.
ADAMS on Some Bis Lessons from
Little children" All are cordially
invited
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
CHURCH NOTICES.

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev. John a. Boyd. u. -, pastor. Will
preach both morning ana evening
Morning subject. Old Deeds and New
Duties. Every member should near
this message Evening subject. The
supreme Motive OF Life. Music. The
Glory Hymns A large chorus Will
assist.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
DIED

ARMSTRONG-Jan IA william j.. aged
% years, sen OF John Armstrong. and
brother OF Lottie. Margaret. and
Anna Armstrong. Funeral from his
late residence. 1859 Pitcher-st. Mon
day. at . o'clock. Saginaw papers
please copy.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16

MICH CREMATION ASSOCIATIONS. 3
per cent interest certificate good for
one cremation +. Y. Koib. Treas.
and General Manager 1925 f.. Boule-
ward. Phone Ridge SIS.
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-. The
People SPACES

Advertising rates under any classi-
ncation In those columns. one cent
per word each insertion, cash In
advance. No advertisement insert
ed for less than 10 cents
Persons whose names appear In
the telephone directories, NAV have
3 advertisements charged at above
rates Call
BELL-MAIN 1903.
HOME-CITY 1885.
For the convenience OF Latrons
arrangements have been made with
the following to receive liner ad-
vertisements at The same rate a.
charged at the home ONCE:
EAST SIDE.
Houghten-French Coal Co.. ts2 EasI
Canfeld-ave
Mt. Elliott Pharmacy. Mt Elliott and
Gratict -aves.
Carney. Furniture CO.. 1877 0ratiot.
ave.
r. brown. 1859 Jefrerson-ave.
J. McPhcrson. 2400 Gratiot-ave., oppo.
site car barns.
WEST SIDE.
c. G.. Eansor. 500 Grand River-ava
Turner stanton, l66 Myrtle-st
T.. II. DriscoIl. All Michlgan-ave
J. W. Willard, 1ii9 Forrest. west
W. W. Rush. 594 MichiRan-avs.
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CHURCH OF OUR
FATHER. Bsgley -ave.-Lee $ Me
Collcstcr 1880. sermon Dealing in
Margins ':3O. fourth historical lee
ture. Illustrated Thomas Jefferson
and the Declaration OF Indcpcu-
dence.'
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-01-16
Royal Oak Taxes.

ROYAL OAK. Mich, Jan. 1.-THE
township treasurer of Royal Oak an
nounces that he will collect Royal Oak
and Urbanrest taxes at No. SO Con
eress-st east, on Jan. l9 and 90 and
Feb. Q, from a. m. until p. m.
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERIRBN> LINES.
Detroit Iuited Interurban Lines.
FLINT IINIIEDs--S 10 81. - a

Detroit tuted interurban Lines.
FLINT IIMITEDs--S IL -. -. aud
40 - ~. Locals t0r Rochester aud
lItaL. e. &c.. 1ud every Two hours 70
y L. IN II o fu tu a.. tof4. Locals 90
Rochester and Romeo IN. and
ever, tNo hours &c 80 3. H. also al
y 40.
roRr u,HoN LI:iIrEDs--..45 -
m iU.4i Cd. l4, a. n 80 y. n.
SATURDAYS ou's. 4: , ui., Locals fof
and Port Y.rou ro.rty. : o. u. % -.
m.. also D. Wt t0 Matlne city. Local
cars rIN tih Nleuuat. To Mt Clemens
hourly tl 10 D. u- To Nj Clemens "a
shore lane. hourly. b.-s a.. ~ 10 as
70 m "a $50 N b on.
TOLEDO IIMITED>--s % a IA.
.ii9o ID. go ana 70, = ~, ~ .'oS s,.,,
FoIcd1 lonty 80 a. ~ ~ $50 pm.
49,, % fd and "a p. m FOR Monroe
JACKSON LIuITED>-;45 a. m.
I-.ga and $40 = m- Locals Tor Jach
~ou. "a. in. dad very lNv hours uhtii
D- 200 fuI Ann ArhOr. a ~. ana
lourl, mui 10 p ILL.,. FOR Flymouth
,.II Worthwhile $50 GA. ard every
t,r, hours .utU &, 80 =. u-, @ so y m.
and IL T. m Saline cars from lpsi-
lluti
FOR w,andotty aud TRENTON 50 a.
M ana uaIf-noufly 90 g.o2 y. m. hail
t,urN 10 90 d. w hourly 20 1888 y.
M sundays nrst car Al -ea, WIN
E,tf. lnHfIV service throughout.
FOR Royal oak. B,rmiushsm aud
'-rtfI a. m. then hourly until N .. m.
First cav 6Rc-half hour later on sun
ror Pennington and NorthviIie--s a.
@ ~ arS ISSe sni pontiac. :. Z [, Ii =.
M Las, ca. await thsstsr..
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Job Priuting done right Time. Print
ing Co., IL John R.-st. Phone 1923
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HELP wANTED-MALE.

HE'LL WANIED-MALE.
A-BoOKKEEPEE ledger Keeper
tariff clerk. correspondent: cost
clerk: car checkers; stenographers
timekeeper. $40 Chamber OF Com
merce. Main 1921.
ANY YOUNG PERSON desiring . soad
position can get one after Complet:
.ns one Of our 60. D or e; 70
silities are positively unsavaicd N
ny l1-ai wilcox-st
BOY wanted to learn plumbing: bring
references. S4S Russell-st.
CHEMISTRY, pnarmsey plHhmb lin
drawing day and evening schools.
Detroit Technical Institute, care \.
NJ e. A.
MEN learn barber trade. great demand
catalogue free. Michigan Barber Col.
lege. 81 West Congress Detroit
MEN wanted quickly by big Chicago
mail order house 70 distribute eata-
pense allowed. Managei Dept. ~
ASS Wabash Chicago.
MEN-Our Illustrated catalogue sx-
plains how we teach barber trade in
few weeks: mailed free. Moler Bar
Der college, Chicago Ill.
SIN WEEKS INSTRUCTION I'm sales
manship and position as travelling
salesman with IA reliable flrm secured.
Write for our book, How to Succeed
as n salesman. Bradstreet system,
Rochester, y. y
STRONG CORPORATION viii INSTRUCT
and equip suitable correspondents
operate prontably IA new business re-
uuirlng slight effort In spare time.
Address Standard, Dept. SO. box 1881.
New York
WANTED--A boy or young man TO
help on milk wagon Call after
noon. III Lothrop.
WANTED--A man to do chores around
the house AT SOL Woodward-ave.
WANTED--Meat cutter. 2sE Medium
ave. No buns need apply
WANTED Young men to prepare for
railway mail service. Detroit Tech
meal Institute care Y. NJ e. a.
WANTED ABLE BODIED MEN be-
tween ages 10 and S5. for L.. ). ma
rine corps. must be native born or
tunity to see the world good pay,
clothing rhtlons. quarters. medical
attendance free. Apply at " 3. Ma
rine corps Recruiting Office, IS w
Forrest. Detroit. Mich.
wANTED-Rsilway mall clerks: com
y
nations. preparation free; write Inn
mediately Franklin institute. Dept
SO. Rochester. ~. Y.
YOUNG MEN for railroad firemen.
brakemen. baggagemen. f15-si0O to
start. early promotion experience
unnecessary state age. weight aud
height. Address Hallway Bureau, GI0
Panama Bldg. ST. Louis $40
HELP wANTED-FENALE
BOOKK EEPER and stenosrapher
fling clerk. cashier. doctors assist
ant. typtwtitcrs stenoEraphers. %
flee open evenings J26 Chamber of
Commerce
BUSINESS. SHORTHAND AND ENG
LISII taught under most favorable
conditions day and night school. The
Business Institute, Breltweyer Bldg
COOK -Ftrst-class woman cook q
Adelaide
COOKS and mattresses IN ana our Of
city Gregg Employment Agency. 50
Woodward
Bu-iness-Iike Priotfps. No fuss and
no feathers The plain, neat Kind. that
looks rgut. Times Printing Co. ,
John r. Vt Phone 1898.
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Job Printing done rignt Times Print.
ting Co.. = John R-st Phone 1893
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BUY A HOME
STOCKS AND BONDS.

| WILL Buy
scotch Dillon. Mich. Sugar.
wolverine Gem, Amer Lumber.
Mich. :. fele.. Detroit Ellison.
WILL SELL
Red Mt Il. Il VI Oct a. Flint S.
=. La Reforma.
citizens saw. bk., lola pref
Cauca Valley.
Quotations on any stocks or bombs
furnished OF request
Orders executed on all stoc or
bonds
LEWIS e.. GORTON,
NJ. 6i2. lAl3 Majestic bldg
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A -BOOKKEEPEE. ledger keeper
Oumber): purchasing agent; railroad
tariff clerk. correspondent. cost
clerk car checkers, stenographers
timekeepeT. $40 Chamber OF Com
MERGE Main 3217
New-York tribune., 1909-07-18
CORN PRODUCTS ENTRANED

THE president ot a western railway -.-T
was spending the weekend no --. .-t
house II - friend n New York when .-. --s---
ing some reference was made by ..---1
touching the commercial gre4t-e>S NJ r. ...----
trv as evidenced by railway operation
What YOU say IS quite true. gr~a-.e. me
head ot the by system Do vau know. ---- --
the corn products IN this country -"- --- Fr--
lust ended were loaded INTO ONE tram. che .---e
thereof would te entering the State EtN
Jersey lust rs the c1loOse was leaving les
AugeleS''
Vt this remark woman present .." not
suppress her astoriShUcDt and ,-.-.-E
Cd How v1'I men d' eNJEEerlre- she s7,...- ..-'''e.-
Nou know very Wei that even tN. engines
could not pull SUch q tram
New-York tribune., 1909-07-18
TWO APOLOGIES FOR 4 HAT

a KANSAS CITY man. who h-d iI-- Prs -'
\ ~ "a public function IN th4r r-r-r Is.
caused the following unique advcr-.~y--- -.'.- --
he published IN the Io,II papers
The undersigned VIII deem 10 O. great 's'.-
If the gentleman who inadvertently r"- t'e
unicrslguct's new silk hat on the rcr.. . '.
the reception Of the LotoS Club. leIvtn- -- III
fcrior hcIjpicce instead. VIII have Tho Z
ness To- return ~Iii silk hat Not only 0-. ,ls
gentleman receive the undersigned S ~ --'t--
thanks for his Kindness. but the Jprlog's~ " ,..-
undersigned apology for the tr'--.r ,i1
undersigned may have caused hiw -1- --e
apology for q hat which he has conferred
the undersigned
New-York tribune., 1909-07-18
Music a la Carte
Confined from page 4

look from his accompanist ne admlt'eI d
.I,),b+ ,,sariness from his Journey and SuE-
,estad . GRAND finale for the evening But Ms
Rearers we're not vet satisfied They over
IrheIrned him with demands for more. anu So
with q courteous heart but tired features 1l'
continued on and on -4 .t-
stroles of the bow 70 a mere whisper, and tne
6ngers were involuntarilv trembling on tHG
strings the professor turned To his hostess
must really insist that both my vlolin anu 'ii
in need Of rest" SAID he. and with a I"'iil"
Goodnight he retired to his chdInDel-
LONG. drearnIess sleep and hearty brcaN-
n fast brought the weary musician Dd0N -
his accustomed energy. and ne va ~ p p,
for anything when he met ms hos.'.-l h.+
Her features were set IN auSterc ScNtTlIE.
Professor - she began Il shall be per,ectlE
frank with YOU You probably realize 1IidI /
consider everything II the hight oil a pure pl.z.-
ness proposition. NV guests here mdNc I'''I'--
selves apreeabL, or useful % me IN various way
and = : for that reason that | invite tneln-
Ynrir one great asset Is Your violin Silill Ii'I
rnInce matters particularly as ! have peeil Us
appointed bv several other artists I.NeIE
+hat z-ot, enjoy here has a definite value, WhicH
YOU can paw for only with u certain teili-lg
amount 1f music Your own ideas of pdi-Ilee4
accounts do not seem To- agree with mine L-d9'
NIGHT after what | myself am free 70 can an
unusually fine dinner. YOU stopped playing pS
tVVO-thiTtS OF the courses llti'4 t' t''
| am willing 70 overlook this first oiienSe, nul
henceforth II Is best that | should keep a sum
itemIzed account Of all that You receive. WIN
what | consider fair payment IN music
She stopped for breath and held out pinN
slip Of paper. Il have here she sa1d. YOUR
bill for one nights lodging.
He took the ship and read
BED FOR ONE NIGHT
a Abendlied --.-.-----..-.--- 'chl'i'!..iln .
b. Berceuse ..-.----.--.- 'l..-
.C. TraumcTcI ..--------- --- ,.
The combination appealed % his sense Oh
hurnor and he looked for an answering Sie.iil
IN her own eyes. but her face was as stern anu
irnrnovable as before. y sudden Thought
seemed - strike her
Il presume that YOU had bath this morn
ing" she asked.
II did. " acknowledged the professor hum 'iy-
In that case YOU might add some little B1sH
selection.-that unaCcompdnled gaV"tte You
play so well
He wrote II down silently rs If IN "a dream
Here" she added. handing hIm a seeynd
pink slip Is the bill of fare for the hreaSi,.~t
YOU have Just eaten. The musical Iarliirir-
while not exact. are adequate
He read with growing amazement-
BREAKFAST
Peaches and cream
Serenaie ------ ---.. NtiNitft
Cereal.
Alteration ..-.---. --.-.-----. 1907. "SHi
Sweetbread outlets
Polish Dances. -----..- .--..-. W Nirn't"~Ni
Fried u.uSh with syrup.
Angels Sercu4de .--.... Hr-ls,.
Scrambled eggs
Hungarian Dances. No , Brahms
Hot rolls
New-York tribune., 1909-07-18

HE wandered absentmindedIy through the
~ magnificent grounds until the appointed
tune Arrived at the music room once more.
he was confronted with the inevitable pink slip
containing several new items, including the
great kreutZer Sonata. which was 70 represent
the usual tips 10 servants.
The program was a lengthy one. The audi
enCe divided into groups % play bridge. or
Chatted on the broad verandas. and the pro
fesSor labored patiently on, thankful % receive
his share of the applause 1t was midday he-
fore he had finished He retired % MS room.
hot and exhausted. and rested his weary body
moned 70 luncheon. He ate his meal silently.
with the knowledge that further torture
awaited him
Many Of the guests went driving OF motoring.
but number remained To- hear hum play
through the elaborate feast of which he had
luSt pIrtIkcn. II was comparatively easy up
u the roast lamb. represented Lv NcnLcs-
SohnS Spring Song: but after that each sue
CeedIng course became more difficult until the
frozen pudding brought a frcuzsrd climax
BaChS great sonata for violin solo When ne
had finished the hostess left the other guests
for a moment to express her approval
You have done very we'll she said grI-
ciously. Especially that last thing. do love
a lot of notes all together There are still two
hours of the afternoon left suppose. vut,
realize that the horses are 1T Your disposal
At the regular musical rates. of course
Something III the nature of a light gulop |
suppose, he suggested SlrcaStIcIllv The
point was lost however
Possibly YOU would p-cfcr one os tn auto
mobiles She added You viii al....-s find
one ready 1T the door