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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

Pills, which he said had made a bad
back well. enabled him to sleep bet
ter nights and feel more fit for work.
The treatment also cleared up the
urine. On January 5, 1909, Judge Law
confirmed his previous testimony. Il
have recommended this remedy to
many people since I first used it,"
said he.
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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because of the fact that
his grandson is now
holder of a high office
at Portland, Me-, dis
covered that the crows
flew away at the sight
of him and he soon
grew tired of his work.
So he rugged up a crude
imitation of a twentieth
century scarecrow and
put the invention to
work. Then he spent
his days snoozing I'M
der a tree in the apple
orchard, his employer
believing him still on
duty at the feeding
ground of the crows
Since that time his idei
has been greatly i'm
proved, but then it was
the pinnacle of Yankee
ingenuity.
He tied two sticks
crosswise and simply
rested his tattered coat
over the device. This
scared the crows worse
thoD h.
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cuticura Proved a Great Success.

Eczema began over the top of my
ear. 1t cracked and then began to
spread. 1 had three different doctors
and tried several things, but they did
me no good. At last one side of my
face and my neck were raw. The
water ran out of it so that I had to
wear indicated cotton, and it was so
infiamed and sore that 1 had to put
piece of cloth over my pillow to keep
the water from it, and it would stain
the cloth a sort of yellow. The &c
Eema itched so that it seemed as though
[ could tear my face all to pieces.
Then began to use the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment, and it was not more
than three months before it was all
healed up. Miss Ann Pearsons, North
field, VT, Dec. 10, 1907"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13
Action of the MAGNETIC Needle.

The magnetic needle rest pointing
north south because the earth acts if 1t
were great magnet. A compass needle would
to rest pointing lengthwise of bar magnet
placed under the compass needle just it does
under the influence OF the earth. For this reason
think of the earth great magnet The north
compass needle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

known far and wide
as the Marrying
Squire" from the
fact that he has mar
ried more couples
than any other Off
cia1in Indiana. Judge
Law wrote a letter
in 1906, recommend
ing Doan'S Kidney
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Red, weak, weary, Nntery Eye.

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Mu-
rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain
Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago.
for illustrated Eye Book. At Druggists
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

A woman wouldn't mind being poor
so much if all her acquaintance were
Just a little poorer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

Happiness is measured not by the
enlargement of the possessions, but of
the heart.-Ruskin.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13
ROUGH STUFFING.

The Tiger-It was bad enough to be
cut off in my prime, but to be stuffed
by an amateur taxidermist is really
too hard to bear,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

Try the Natural laxative. Garfield Tea! It
overcomes constipation and regulates liver
and kidneys. Samples sent upon request.
Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
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man without thought for the fu-
ture must soon have present sorrow-
-Confucius.
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The Only Way.

ibid the widow who was after Jinx
marry him?'
mo, he escaped her."
'What did he die Off"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

For relieving Coughs. Asthma and Bron-
chitis Browns Bronchial Troches" are
effective. % cents a box. Samples free
John I. Brown & Son, Boston, Mass
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n IT'S Your Eve Use Pettft's Eye SAWS

for inflammation, stys, itching lids, eye
aches, defects of vision and sensitivity to
strong lights. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo. N Y.
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1t never did yet hurt to lay down
Hkelihoods and forms of hope.-Shake
speare.
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Even in fishing for husbands 1t In
generally the big ones that get away
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Silence isn't always golden. Some
times it is an admission of guilt.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

Tell a married man he doesn't loo
It and he will be terribly fattered.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNsIGHTLY.
Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue.
ALI grocers sell large o. package, cents.
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Mrs. yvinsiowss Soothing, Syrup.
teethinE, softens the gums, reduces t
hammation, aIays pain, cures wind coc 25c bottle
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If Your Feet Ache or Burn
get . 25c package of Aliens Foof-Ease It givoa
quick relief Two million packages sold yearly.
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An Insinuation.

Hes as honest as the day Is long.
Especially in the winter time"
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PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to any case
of Itching, Blind. Bleeding Protruding Piles in
6to Il days or money refunded. Zoo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford'a
Sanitary Lotion Never fails. At druggists.
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~THE MARRYING SQUIRE"
Justice George e. Law Has Broken All
Records.

George e Law, Justice of the Peace,
f2A Frank kin St. Brazil. Ind. is
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13
HAD AWFUL WEEPING ECZEMA.

Face and Neck Were Raw-Terrible
Itching, Inflammation and Soreness
All Treatments Failed.
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Faith is obedience, not confidence
Macdonald
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einations likewise, IS doomed it is declared
barbe fences, shotguns and special
of modern antidoe for sinners
such extent that the
has Dassed O fulness in sections
who employ electricity
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fields so little resembles the farmer
at work that the crows and
other enemies of the agricul-
turist would perchance pluck the
flower from his buttonhole, but the
expert argues that the more uncom-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-03-13

AVE the agriculturisI and
the venerable scarecrOw
reached the parting of
the ways?
Men who claim to
know say they have. The
farmers sill mt bluff
against birds of the air
which prey upon vege-
table life and beasts of tn
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02

ing there was no breakfast and you
ought to have heard the way the prls
oners howled, insisting on their consti.
tutional rights to be fed.
But senors, the cooks are all in
jail said a voice,
Then let the Judges pardon them
cried the prisoners.
But senors, the judges are in jail.
too, said the voice
Then let the legislature pardon
themp
But the legislature is also in jail.'
said the voice.
Then wen elect a new legisla
ture, said the people.
But you cant, said the voice. II IL
the law that any man who is impris.
ened shall lose his right to vote and
there isn't free man In Fedora to.
day
What!' said somebody. is the
ruler prisoner, tooY
Yes, said the voice. somebody
called me fool and called him a
liar--but on reflection / gave my.
self up
And that" said the first ancient
mariner, was the end of Fedora"
And that" said the second ancient
mariner, is why you needn't look fort
on the map"
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02

Applications for competent in
structors are coming in at Pullman
but it appears that the young men
that study agriculture at the state
college wish to practice rather
than teach. They come from farm
ing communities and learn so
many things of practical value
that they are anxious to return
to the farm and turn their know
ledge to account
Hence there is no way at pre-
sent to supply the demand for
teachers. But another year will
see the situation relieved. The de-
mand is new and sudden. Daven-
port was the first town to secure
a teacher of agriculture, and 9TH
ers have been watching the ex-
pertinent. 1t has proved success
50 there will be plenty of imitators.
When it IS well understood that
there is this demand, men who
are fitting for the teaching profess
sion will take courses in agricul-
ture. 1t is reported that a num-
Der of undergraduates at Pullman
are already planning to prepare
themselves for the places which
are waiting.
A new educational field is ap-
parently opening. 1t is logical
extension of the work of agriclll-
tural colleges and it suggests the
movement to make rural schools
in general more serviceable.-Spo-
kesman- Review.
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portunts. FEDORA is in for larka :

portrnrs. FEDORA is in for larks.'-
whereupon the two ancient mar,
ners made merry and were glad.
by eight o'clock that night we
were six in cell" said the first
by nine o'clock we were ten in q
CELL said the second
by ten o'clock they we're stuffine
them into the courtyard" said the
first.
And still they came In the morn
ing the court had to sign an order en-.
larging the confines Of the Jail to in
clude the market place and the grand
opera house and before noon the or
der was amended to include the regi
mental barracks, the racetrack and
all the public parks Feeding the pris
oners became a serious problem and
when a cook got tired all he had 10
do was to tell about a storm he had
seen once where the hailstones were
as big as hens eggs and immediately
he was placed under arrest. and in.
stead of feeding others somebody had
to feed him.
We'll sir, the prisoners came in by
the shoals and droyes and the court
had to pass another order sttll further
enlarging the limits of the jall to
include all that territory lying within
the boundaries Of Fedora Newt morn
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02
AGRICULTURAL TEACHERS
WANTED

The demand for teachers of ag-
riculture in various parts OF the
state reveals an interesting situa-
ton. High schools in some of the
farming districts wish to employ
such teachers, and there is a de-
sire in other sections to open
separate schools to serve, perhaps.
a whole county, where instruction
would be given in modern me-
thods of tilling the soil.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02

Pullman again leads all Palouse
country towns in the amount of
building done. This has been true
for a mum Der of years, but it was
thought that owing to the vast
amount of building done here last
year that there would be little activ-
ity In that line this year. Instead of
this being true contractors say that
they are kept busy and in all parts OF
town there is evidence Of activity
With six new residences, all of good
quality, under course of construction
at one time, in addition to the build
ing at the college, Pullman remains
in the lead of Whitman county towns
in building this year as usual. Other
towns that are jealous of Pullman
say: pullman is merely a town Of
homes" We plead guilty to the soft
imneachment and ask what kind of
town is preferable to town of
homesP" Pullman is also town OF
education, and no one will deny that
It leads all other towns In this re-
spect, as we'll as in the number and
quality of its homes
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02
THE LAND OF
FEDORA
a Country That Has Long Since
Passed Away

"Ha! hal" cried the first ancient
mariner.
IN bet ye," said the second, that
we're thinkin' of Fedora"
Fedora" said the first, was a
South American country, but you
needn't look for 1t on the map because
1t amt there"
And this is why" said the second.
And this is why" said the first
The ruler of Fedora was an uneasy
kind of a potentate, always wanting
laws to be passed. The people mustn't
do this under penalty, and they
mustn't do that under penalty, and
with one thing and another it went
from bad to worse until he had a
law passed that the people must al
ways stick to the literal truth under
penalty of Imprisonment without the
option of a fine"
And that's how 1t began" said the
second ancient mariner.
Well sir, Bill and me landed in
Fedora the next day, filled with limo
cence about the passage of incriminat-
Ing regulations, and we made few
remarks, promiscuous, about a sea
serpent or two, days run we made,
a tidal wave we saw and a few odd
things like that"
Thinking no harm"
And first thing we knew we were
in Jail, tight But we hadn't been in
long when another string of prison.
ers were conducted to the dungeons.
Six. What are you in for?' said we.
First man said: I was telling GER
tain senorita that she was the most
beautiful in all Fedora and they seized
me-. Second man said L was telling
friend about the wisdom of my in.
FAINT child and they seized me- Third
man said: / was relating my expert.
enee on a recent fishing expedition
and they seized me-. Fourth man
said: was telling an old fogy that
| was glad too see him and they
seized me-. Fifth man said: was
telling the boys that my wife didn't
care how late | stayed out at night
and they seized me- Sixth man said:
l was telling stranger how fast my
horse could trot. and here I am
Seniors, said |, as they all began
to groan, rest easy, for | feel an APP
prehension that we shall soon have
company"
"A lot of company" corrected the
first.
"Muy muchendos," said the second
And while | was still making the OBJ
seryation about the propinquity of
company the doors swung open again
and dozen more prisoners were cast
into the cells Three were merchants
three were lawyers one was the
weather man, one was a huckster who
had been crying Fresh fish, one was
a real estate agent who had been
caught saying that the plumbing was
In good order, one was a painless
dentist and the other two had been
caught signing business letters Yours
truly"
This is outragiosos,' said one.
Mally! But some one shall suffer
for this!' said another, and the rest
began to gnaw their nails and hiss be-
tween their teeth.
Seniors said |, fear not, for un
less | greatly mistake the signs an1
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02
Friday, July q, 1909.

article to the facts and not included
a dissertation on the condition of ir-
rigation bitches in Montana and re-
view OF the political and agricultural
outlook in the state, with a roast on
the editor of the Herald and extended
instructions as to how a newspaper
should be run to protect "Alumnas
of the State College" his article
would have been given space in this
issue.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02
AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY

Elsewhere in this issue is told how
Pullman has led all other towns in
the number of persons sent to the ex-
position at Seattle. This is a doubt
full honor. 1t is certainly an expen-
sive one. 1t is safe to say that those
655 persons who had gone from here
up to July /, spent an average of
$50 each, or total of S52,750. That
Oney was taken from the channels
of trade in Pullman. The fair las
only begun and many are planning
to attend it later. Placing the at
tendance from Pullman for the entire
fair at 900 persons, and that seems
conservative, and the average ex-
Ipenditures of each at $50, makes a
total of $50, 900 taken from Pullman
and given to the railroads, the mer-
chants hotel keepers, saloons and
others of Seattle.
! We would not discourage people
from attending the fair 1t is worth
all its costs to the individual. One
could probably never learn or see
as much or have as much pleasure
and instruction with the same
amount of money in any other way
but we contend that the fair is a
bad thing for the towns of tho north
west. We believe that a candid
study of the situation will convice
all that this is true. Do you pc
lieye that Pullman will get $4,000
worth of good out of the fair this
year? We do not, and yet it will
certainly cost the town that much
and the money, if not spent in going
have been spent with Pullman mer-
chants.
A merchant told us the other day
of woman who wanted certain goods
at his store. She discussed the pro-
posed purchase with her husband,
who felt that they could not afford
these goods and go to the fair, too.
The wife said: Il will be willing
to cut out the fair if can have these
goods" but the husband persuaded
her that they would get more en-
joyment by going to the fair and SO
the purchase was not made. Per-
haps they will get more good out of
the money by going to the fair, but
the merchant of Pullman is really
paying good share of their expenses
on the trip for had they hot gone
they would have spent the money
with him.
There is no doubt that the fair
Will be a great thing for Seattle. 1t
will advertise the State of Washing
} ton and the northwest, but it will
cost the merchants of the small
towns much profitable trade and to
: them it is indeed IAN expensive lux
: ury."
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02
REGENTS ACTED WISELY

The board of regents of Wash
lngton State College acted wisely
IN advancing salaries of the heads
of departments from $4,000 to 3d.
500 per year, and giving Profess
sors Fulmer and Waller $500 ex-
ira. These men have all been la
boring for years for the upbuild-
ing of the college and have done
a grand and noble work. If Pro
lessor Fulmer is worth $500 per
year to the University of Mime
sofa he is worth $4,000 per year
to Washington State College and
the state of Washington. This
great school, which has done such
a wonderful work for the agricul-
tural, horticultural, mining, dairy
ing and educational interests of
Washington, cannot afford to I'M
derpay its instructors. Men will
not give their best services if they
feel they are not getting all they
earn, nor will they continue to
remain with an institution that
mderpays them when other
schools are clamoring for them
and offering them much higher
salaries.
A travelling man said to the
writer when he read that profess
Ors in the college had had their
salaries raised from $4,000 to ST.
500 per year; Il was surprised to
learn how little those men were
getting. 1t is not right that men
Sho spend all their youth and
early manhood fitting themselves
for profession like these men
have done and then, when they
have made good for 16 years. to
be drawing smaller salary than ]
draw, and ! have been on the road
in my present position but two
years and it took no time TO fit
myself for the position as it did
these men. who spent many years
in college and in preparation fpr
their life work. The state of
Washington cannot afford to have
it said that the heads of depart
ments in its greatest school draw
smaller salaries than men with
limited education are drawing in
commercial life. Men as bright us
many Of those college professors
can 60 into business and make
twice what the state has been pay
ing them. "
This is true. These men are
among the great men of the west.
They are experts in their respec-
tive lines and spent years to ao-
quiro the training necessary to fit
them for the positions they hold.
1t seems unjust that men should
do this and fit themselves to IN
struct others and to take a leading
part IN preparing the growing gen
Grafton Tor the great battle of life,
and that they should be paid low
er salaries than they could earn
in almost any other work that
would require much less prepare
ton than the work they have
chosen
Washington State College is adj
Imittedly the greatest educational
institution in the state. 1t is work
ing Il revolution in the general
conditions of the country. 1t has
done wonders in advancing the
welfare Of the agricultural in
forests and its graduates and even
III ler-gradrtates are sought by the
various industries in which they
have been trained to work. The
railroads send to this school for
civil engineers. Electric works
send here for electrical engineers.
Druggists send here for clerks,
and schools Of all kinds send here
for teachers. The school is one of
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02

Mr. launo,, a. 80 hhe
same wrong idea that many persons
b have, namely, that if newspaper
mentions them and does not compli-
men them. the paper is attacking"
them. The Herald is a newspaper
and not an organ" There is a vast
difference between the two. An
organ" represents some special in
terest and never publishes the truth
if the truth would reflect in any way
against that interest. A newspaper
publishes all of the news of interest
to it's readers, without cOloring or
Herald tries to publish items of in
terest about former students of
Washington State College because it
interests the readers of the paper.
If the news is favorable to the stu
dent we are glad to publish it, but
if it is not favorable we may deeply
regret that the student is in trouble,
but we would be untrue to our prin
ciples if we "colored" the item in
favor of the student or refrained
from publishing it. If a person gets
into trouble and it is reported in the
newspapers he almost invariably
olames the newspaper instead of
banning himself for getting into the
trouble. One of the brightest news
paper men in the west and one who
had admittedly made the greatest
! success of running a newspaper in
one of the western states, said to one
OF his employees, when giving him in
structlons on gathering news. Re
member this; an item that some man
Is particularly anxious to keep out
Of the newspapers, is the item that
almost everyone else is particularly
anxious to read"
That the Herald did not attack
Mr. Tannatt, is shown by the intro
duction written by the editor, which
accompanied the special dispatch
from Helena, and which is here re-
published to show that Mr.. Tannatt
was treated fairly in the matter. The
introduction follows:
u, I. Tannatt, son of General T..
H. Tannat, of Spokane, ex-regent of
washington State College, is i'll trou-
Die In Montana Tannat, junior, was
student in Washington State Col
lege for several years and graduated
Win nigh nonors. l.fter leaving the
ooilege he secured a position in the
hawaiian Islands as superintendent
OIL electrical construction on large
sugar plantation. Later he returned
the United States and was con-
0uieihg engineer at Spokane. He is
~" employed as professor of cleo
Neal engineering in Montana Agri-
cultural College. A recent dispatch
from Helena says"
rad M. Tarnatt been elected
aO'efnor IF Montana, The Herald
ouiu have gladly published the
S and commended Mr.. Tannatt
81 u reviewed the fact that he was
~. student in Washington State
"ese' Had he been arrested for
r er' the facts would have been
as,. sned, no matter how much the
Iii might have sympathized with
na. IN his misfortune. No honest
paper could do otherwise. Had
annatt confined his reply to this
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1909-07-02

MILK AND CREAM in first class
order always for sale by Glover
Leaf Dairy. Goldsmith & Wurgler,
Props. olu
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or Him.
,ntented him
oysters.
rseradish D
sionately fO %
common WIZ y.
not touch tD'
e horseraai,.J,
the effect .
a,os | dop9
v the fact I
orseradish ~ y.
Il Il never tnd >