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Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
PHILOSOPHERS NOTEBOOK.

A green Christmas maketh a slim coalyard. A frog in the pond is worth two in
 your throat. A breach-of-promise suit is a poor substitute for wedding coat. The man who said: Talk is cheap" never had to pay his wife's telephone charges. There is nothing that will burn a
 hole in your pocket so quickly as .
 ccoi million. If. as some poets have said. all life is music, the tramp must have been
 set to rag-time. What a comfort it would be If the !, wolf at the door could be trained to chew up a few duns as they arrive. There was a time when a hundred thousand dollars seemed like a good deal of money. and. come to think Of 1t, it seems so yet It Is not so much the love of money. but the inordinate desire of its pos sessors to get rid of it. that is at the root of many latter-day evils.-Har- per's Weekly.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
Pine Cakea.


 The modern farmer touched various attractive cakes on the shelf.
 This is an oak cake," he said. That is . pine one. The row above are walnut All these cakes are actu- ally made of wood They are . new cattle food-the invention of Prof. Heinrich Rsh-that 1 have imported from Rerlin-
 "Reh points out that the animals fke young shoots. roots of shrubs, bark-hsnce his saw-dust. food, en- riched with . mixture of potato peel ings. cornhusk and the residue of the sugar best aftsr the extraction of the sugar.
 Tt is said that this food. the cheap est known. agrees with cattle And why shouldn't 1t? t is rich in aIbn men. nitrogen a1d fats-much richer than straw. propose to give 1t . faiy trial. If it does all that is claimed for it. the price of milk ought to come down co per cent-"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
Mammoth sssts of New M.xses.

From Mora cones story of sugas beets more than tw3 feet long ed weighing only . tr:ne less than 13 pounds There are seid to he two of these monster tubers there. and 1t Is claimed they were grown on the farm of a native who lives several miles up the valley from the town of Mora. It is the intention of the Mora county grange to send these monster beets to the irrigation congress.-Las Vegas Optic.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
~Azy
Thieves and tiumer.

The reason why cockneys are such smart thieves is that they have . keen sense of humor. The street arab picks your pocket while he grins at you It is only stupid thieves who are serious. Pooe Oliver Twists seri- ousness was the cause of his arrest The humor of the Artful Dodger and Charley Bates saved then.-Strand Magazine.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
un.eeeuns,b,s othsrri.s.

A traveller who has recently re turned from Japan alleges that he saw . really pretty Japanese woman while he was there. We suspect that he had been drinking when he met her. ',
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
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REFLECTIONS OF 4 BACHELOR.

Contsntment is being either oyer.ad or asleep
 Next to investment the widest gam ble h speculation.
 The reason a girl fools her mother is her mother thinks she doesn't
 A woman can be mighty interesting to man by not being his wife.
 A fine thing about picnics is when you can get out of going to them. You can generally tell what 8 wom- ans complexion isn't hy what is seems ro be.
 The more of vacation man takes the more comfortaDie he could be at home.
 A mans idea of being well dressed is to wear a necktie that would break up funeral The reason the baby didn't talk aay earlier is he was so smart he wanted i to, but it wasn't time yet. The trouble with stout women who
 claim to be losing flesh is it's alway3 where they can't tell about it. I Gnyuohrdv <uUht f< tnvor< provement that would enable us to get along for awhile without improve ments.
 When a man has a mission in fife I generally it is to drive other people
 crazy by making them see the inror- tsnce of it. I Except for children, rent, the house
 hold bills. and where it is best for the family to live. marriage is not such . great failure. Even when a man trades for . horse
 he has to send to the glue factory
 he can take pride in how near he l came to making a good bargain. i There's never any use of . man
 learning fine speech to make to . girl when he proposes to her, because
 she accepts him before he can get it
 on.-New York Press. DYSPEPTlC PHIL 0S0PHY
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
Always Happens.

Tt is hard for a man to be taIka- tive when company comes" remarks . married philosopher, without giv- ing away . lot of things that his wife dsJn't want told"
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
A waman.a Raason.

A woman can have so many differ ent reasons for loving . man she wants to love that it doesn't make any difference whether they are real or not.-New York Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
The Millennium.

If people would be true to them selves. and to each other. instead d to superstition. what a blessing II would be-Atchisou (Kan.) Globe.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

There probably never was red headed boy who wasn't called Red by his companions
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

If there were anything in hypnotism women would have used it long ago in controlling their hired girls.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
FORFEITURE NOTICE

Bisbee. Arizona. April 10. 1909. To Harry B. Mccoy. his heirs. devi sees, administrators and executors:
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
DYsPEPTIc PHILOSOPHY.

Don't kick Even the butchers arc not all beefers.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

Even the honest farmer is apt to collect the largest head of wheat when he is preparing a sample of his field. It is human nature and human nature isn't always so bad. When you are making 8 showing show the best you have; it prompts an effort to bring the whole crop up to the stand ard.-Atchison Globe.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

Don't argue. You can't convince anyone, you will only make yourself angry and the man you argue with will hate you.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13
SUNFLoWEa PHILOSOPHY.

Sometimes people become so ione- some that they want to howl like T dog.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

No matter what you happen to be- lieve. your deeds are going to attrac. good deal more attention than your creeds.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

If woman has real good hard sense she marries her daughters of with as good judgment as if she were selling a COW.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

Probably the proudest moment In a boys life is when he is allowed to pick out a suit of clothes without his mother going along.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

No man can invent an excuse or i9.nal enough to be patented.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

If, as some poets have said. all life
 is music, the tramp must have been set to rag-time.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

The reason a girl fools her mo.he is her mother thinks she doesn't.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

A woman can be mighty interesting to man by not being his wife.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

There's never any use of . man learning fine speech to make to . girl when he proposes to her, because she accepts him before he can get 1t o6.-New York Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

There is nothing that will burn a hole in your pocket so quickly as . ccoi million
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

Contsntment is being either oyersad or asleep.
 Next to investment, the widest gam ble h speculation.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

What a comfort it would be If the wolf at the door could be trained to chew up a few- duns as they arrive.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

The man who said: Talk is cheap" never had to pay his wife's telephone
 charges.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

Even when a man trades for . horse he has to send to the glue factory he can take pride in how near he came to making a good bargain.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

A fine thing about picnics is when you can get out of going to them.
Bisbee daily review., 1909-08-13

NOTICE. A reward of s5.e0 will be paid for attenuation leading to the arrest and conviction of the parties stealing The Review from Subscribers.
 THE BISBEE DAILY REVIEW.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
VI
5"YAMA."l
4W1tf
Beauty Show With An All star
Company, Matinee and Night,
\ S Next Saturday,

That the company which presents
Alfred E. Aarons' Oriental musical
company at the Granl next Saturday
IS made up OF an all star cast, may: be
easily verified, by a glance at a few
Of the ranes OF The principals. J.
Clarence Harvey, the celebrated com.
edian, was formerly featured in anoth'
er Of Mr.. Aaron:s musical offerings,
His Honor the Mayor" IN which com.
pany ne played the title role. The
character comelienna, Miss George
.pryton, ,7iao phys the part Of -Roxie
in "Yama." created the original Slay:.
ey part with +The Chinese Honey
NOON" and was also featured with
JEFF de Angels In "Fantama." Miss
Violet Colby, the nrIma donna, was
also prima donna with the Chinese
Honeymoon" Company. Miss Lois Ia
Der will te remembered for her excel
lent work as the widow with His Hon
or the Mayor" Mr.. Harry Stuart
was formerly baritone with "plff, Paff
Pouf" ard Mr.. VIM. Meyer with Mad
an Scliunann Heini Opera Company.
Others Of the principals are equally
we'll known and in addition to a clio.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16

paGdLHsoA -lElE9F1 III
Tkszoes noso caa,f d sec.
toaS al ttas countYathan;al etieesdts:
eases out together. md until sas hat
fea years vas supposed 70 DO incura:
bic Fur ageatm many yearssdoctora
pronounced Il d local disease and pre-:
seribed local remedies, and BY con.
stantly failing to cure Wits local
treatment, pronounced II %ancurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be q
constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by
r. J.. Cheney & Co, Toledo. Ohio, Is
the only constitutional cure on the
market. It Is taken internally in dos
es from 10 drops to q teaspoonful. II
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system: They offer
one hundred dollars for any cure Il
~ tssICI ~ a-g-fSheA 90. .asllF $50 F=HEHhsN,
falls to cure. Send for circulars and
testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO.. To
ledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stIpation.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
ma ttlt
first WARD
rTT5TT1ST1EdIhVgl. K 1850 Etli
ISJ1pIDuU ~
city Hospital News.

sfFIdE NH3E1lIhI q =. IH|-TI, !,
Miss Marcia Justis has returned
from nursing ct the homs q Mr.
GsorgeSSILlake on Gladly Creek.
Miss sturm has returned from nurs'
IFIng at M0rgantown.,
Mary Moso was G surgical case dis
missed yesterday:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
laEasTT
tAcHiEvEhEhTss OF RoosE
aYEETAApMlNIsTRATfoN

$ESt
There. has been much ofB the spec.
tdaicular. the dramatic. 81 the Roosevelt
procedure, proc The striking. picturesque
things make deeper impression than
the plolding drudgery Of effort ct bet bet
tel administration or at development
81; found policies in legislation. How
.Inucn .of the! spectacular there has;
been Is illustrated BY the result .of an
effort To- get four students Of affairs
10 express their opinions as 10 the larg.
est achievement Of the %admiinistra'
lion.
+Rea Weakening tho public con.
science" Said one:
""The peace between japan and Rus F'i5'
sia," insisted the second.
"The movement for conservation Of
naturai resources" said the third.
"curb.ny the corporations" propos''
ed the fourth.
In the effort to referee the dispute
these additional paramount achieve
nlents were proposed BY otner obsery.
e.s:
The ACQUISITION Of the Panama Can
a! and the assurance that It VIII be
successfully constructed. NJ
The establishment Of the United
States In the first rank OF powers
and tho assumption Of accompanying
responsibilities which was announced
by sending the fleet around tne world world
The inauguration of a new era In
the relations Of the Three Americas
by bringing the Latin,Amer1leeanlnl 4t coun'
tries to understand and nave conf
dence in tho good Intentions OF the
United States.
The settlement OF the anthracite
strike.
On the day when this fruitless IN
ouiry was made the man who was its
subject was engaged in riding 1os
miles on horseback in order to dem
/ cnstrate that n regulation recurring
m army officer to ride ninety miles
In three days wasn't unreasonable or
impossible. The next day he sent q
characteristic message to Congress
in the forenoon and In the afternoon
explained to 4 delegation OF college
boys his admiration for clean, wgor'
Gus athIetics.-From THE Epoch Of
Roosevelt" by Jndson c. Welliver, In
the American Review Of Reviews for
March.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
LINCOLN DISTRICT NEWS.

Mrs. Rose Martin, Of Worthington,
who has been sick for some time, Is
not expected 10 live.
The funeral of Miss Holbert took
pace at two o'c]oc;. M the Morgan
cemetery near Pennington Sunday.
Miss Holbert was the last OF three
daughters of Mr.. Bert Holbert. Of Tho
burn. She was the granddaughter OF
Mr.. Eaoch C. Morgan. OF Webster
county .ame.
MIR. Rinehart, principal OF Middle
ton school. who has been having the
measles, took charge Of his school
Monday.
Mn. r. F. Morgan, Of Helen's run.
Is going to move to Worthington In
the. near future and mis- son, Simon,
Is going to live In the old Morgan resi-,
dence.
Mr.. z. Brumage Ii pumping water
for Mr.. James l. Michael. TO drill
the Mix, Book well.
The Davis Ridge school will close
next Friday. L14
A1r. Carl Coffman left this morning
for Guthrie, Okla, where he will spend
u few weeks with his sister, who Is
III.
Miss Mildred Norris, Of Worthing'
ton. spent Saturday and Sunday In
! Clarksburs.
The Worthington school, taught by
w. E. Pigott and Kate O'Nenl. will
close Friday. Marcn &c.
GH NE\VSY.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
LOUISVILLE DISCUSSING
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE.

LOUISVILLE. KY, March lG,-Thc
Louisville Real Estate Association is
holding = meeting today to discuss
the establishment Of n real estate
exchange. While some Of the active
members OF the association are advo.
eating the exchange. other prominent
members ARE opposing It. Those be.
hind tho movement are confident It
will be established, although, the op.
position claim n majority against 1t.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
DINNER FOR ST. PATRlcK's DAY
Decorations That Are Appropriate
May Be Made at a Slight
Expense.

the hostess who must squeeze her
occasional hospitality out Of a bill OF
small dimensions should appreciate
in full the possibilities Of St Patrick's
day-tha. feast of fun pure and SIM
pie.
For here to her hand is q celebra,
ton wihcre jokes and comic ingenuity
take the place of expensive elabora-
ton. anil where any one with some lit.
lie knsck OF trickios out a table or
making Il special i!sh out OF an ev'
ery+lay course oan slve3a successful
luncheon or little dinner.
Have few and sinple courses, omit.
ting oysters or preliminary relish, II
necessary, TO keep the frolic within
.tlc limits set for 1t by the family ex.
cinequer. but flavor strongly through.
out with Hibernian allusion and nom,
enclatur.. These bits OF timely non.
Sc nse :ntroducle here anil there keep
people amused and laughing from
course to course and 60 far toward a
general good time.
Special tissue.paper with designs OF
slamrocl,5 and other emblems Of the
"ould sod" makes q cheap and eifec-
tive tabl, trimming.
A quick and easy way to make can
d!e.shades appropriate to. the occasion
Is to cut them from rough art.paper
or cardboard and decorate with sham
rock sprays in water:color. Finish
with gilt paper fringe or gold beading.
A "snn mrock powder" case Is anoth.
tr amusing trifle to lay at some COW
or. Tbs foundation Of this is a set
of tiny envelopes, each OF which con.
tains scme Hibernian Joke clipped
from \ newspaper or written from
memory on n card. These are bound
together with baby ribbon, and are en-.
closed In d folding case (needle.book
sbnpe) o. green crepe paper. or Of
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16

Personals.
Mrs Harrington of New street Il

Mrs! Harrington Of New street Is
very aiarmlngly i'll.
Mrs. Vlra Gaskins Of Trlune and
Mrs. James Gasklns and daughter
Lucille q Morgantown have returned
7 home after n short visit with Mlatlves
IA this cty: S Z
NJ anil Mrs. Sanford Costello vii.
molnYegsoon fro Mrs. Druscilla Lay
mans property on Columbia street tc
State street.
Miss Pearl Hawkins Of Colfax was
N the guest of Miss Odra stealey OIL
Merchant street Saturday. .
M 1h: and Mrs. Harry Layman arc
moving into their new residence on
Morgantown avenue.
sASson.SSwas born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Clarence Criss Of State street satur
day, March Is.
a Mrsts & Adam Frost and Two children
ofs Newark Ohio arr expected, here in
Sa lSfsN 70 visit Mr.. and Mrs. Dor.
sey Pople. v,
y Mrs 4 ] ssI4s;5 stealey and Miss Florence
Iteyelles were at Mononsah Saturday
: evening rttl attending a nesting Of the
q sM las and and Mrs, McNemar are moving
from from Merchant street to East Ferry
street. \ & M
VI MIrsis Jacob tHarr Of Morgantown ave.
! nae has a: been very sick for some time.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
Interesting Meeting.

n n I: interesting Meeting.
The members Of the Seven Star
Rebekah Lodge held a very interest,
Ing meeting last evening at their hall
on Merchant street. There were two
limitations :,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
COLONIES FOR pRuNKARDs.

LONDON, March 1G.-Gen. Booth,
who after u lively campaign In Sean
iinavla and . visit to st. Petersburg.
Is expected back ii England the lat.
ter mrt Of this moath. He says that
the Salvation Army hal purchased an
island of New Iealanl for q colony
for drunken women. and n mrca larg.
or island for drunken men. where It
was hopei TO destroy their appetite
for lr!nk by industrial occupations.
st. Helena would he 4 convenient
island for the reclamation Of the no.
torlons criminals Of the world.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16

Or the 1000 people who OUGHT to
have want advertised to-day. perhaps
ONE could not nave AFFORDED TO
DO so!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16

Austin stealey was ut Grafton yes.
terday.
Mrs. Nan Holland Of Elkins street
Is quite sick.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
\ Returned From Mississippi.

Mr. Frank Thomas and family have
returned from Durant,. Mississippi,
where they have resided for some
Itlme.$ M. Thomas who was formerly Il
resident Of this ward has returned
here to locate. III
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1909-03-16
Interesting Meetings.

Neryanterestlng revival services are
sbelng;held at the Christian Chapel on
Columbia street. Evangelist Ira c,
Moore who has charge Of the meeting
ID delivering some excellen, sermons
Therei sSa good attendance each even
ling and the%attention Is very good.
Services each evening at seven thirty
O'Clock. II 10
New-York tribune., 1909-02-21

it a splendid opportunity for business Putting
keg of whisky in a skItf, he rOwed over. The red
fell on him with whoOp of loy, but the feel
ings of kanOuse can be imagined when they not only
ruthlessly knocked IN the head of his precious keg
Of whisky, but arrested him and levied q fine Of
SIX hundred dollars.
In the fall of 1876. kanOuse. his Indian wife and
a man named BuCkling suddenly found themselves
besieged by band OF kOOtenaI Indians who had
wandered across the mountains 10 the plains The
Indians 1ntrenChed themselves IN the dry bed OF
creek, and at most showed nothing but their heads
So keen their eyes and so close their watch Of
every CreviCe in the log fort however that the be-
seged trio could not even show a finger anywhere
without drawing FIRE. But they held their until
then ammunition gave out They had quite a store
of powder and lead; BuCkling SET the keg OF
powder the counter and loaded while hanOuSe
and the sQuaw fired Even with this handicap. the
Indians did not gain and when darkness fell they
stole away tthe Indian rarely fights at night
When their firing had ceased. the squaT went out
to reConnoiter, Buckling and kanouse standing IN
the door to cover her trail. The two men began
talking the incidents of the siege. and BuCkng,
who was notorious for his inability % tell anything
without mimicking 1t all out, threw his gun 70 ms
shoulder TO show how he had shot at and caught an
Indian. inadvertently he touched the trigger. and
the load went into the keg OF powder standing on
the counter.
What might be expected, followed There was
a tremendous explosion. the root went up INTO the
air, Bucking went spinning fifty fee away. and
when kanouse came to he found himself caught
under the logs of the wrecked cabin strangely
enough nobody was hurt, however, tu- The tort
and supplies were q total wreck
When they realized the completeness If The catas-
trophe they decided that the only thing 90 be done
was TO make their way TO Fort Mcleod. the nearest
station of the Northwest Mounted Police. Fort Ne
LeOd, however. had already learned OF the -r0unie
at Pine COulte, and the triO had gone only -|o OF
three miles when they met detachment ot pohce
coming to their rescue. under command Of Colonel
Mcleod himself.
In response TO questions. Buckling began 10 tel
the story of how he had blown the fort pieces and
as he came to the point where he had been showing
kanouse true to his instinct for mImlCrv. he Lifted
his gun to his shoulder-and bang, It went rish,
into the bunch of mounted men When II was found
that no one had been hit and the excitement began
10 die down BuCkling started IN again ro 1nish us
story But Colonel Mcleod lifted his hand authoTl-
tativelv and said.
" Now BuckIng. don't want TO hear any more ~
that story. You We told enough. Put down that gun