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Evening journal., 1909-11-13
Choose Your Words.

A lady who was very plain looking
called on friend This friends little
girl came into the room. and her mother
introduced her.
"But. mamma. isn't she awfully
homelyl" said the young hopeful"
after the lady's departure.
"Why. Laura. you mustn't say such
things. II isn't polite"
Il meant II only as a joke"
"But. dear, how much more OF a
joke it would have been II you had
said. How pretty she isr"
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
hia thumb Waa Crushed.

Thomas Main. aged 5s years, OF No.
e12 West Third street, employed by the
Harlan and Hollingswortk Corporation
sustained a crushed thumb while at
work today. The injury was dressed
at the Delaware Hospital.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
NEW JURY TO REPORT.

a new jury viii report Tor duty IN su-
perior Court on Monday. In order to
avoid any teehnicality the panel las been
sumoned as jurors in the Court Of oyer
and Terminer which meets on Wednesday,
November q
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
Mission AT the Cathedral

Father Elliott, a venerable priest and
head Of tho Mission House in wash
ington, D. G.. will conduct a mission
at the Cathedral beginning on Novem-
ber %.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13

nor sALE-iO ACRE TRACT-NICE
clay--three 500 Erick Kilns and all
necessary plant and buildings for a good
brick plant All IN Al condition. Il. q
.. siding. Water reservoir.
CHARLES G. KURTL.
i1ii Market Street.
topposite Court HouseA aug15-w-s-tf
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
PROPOSALS

p RoPOsALs-U. s. ENGINEER OF
fee, Wilmington. Del. Nov. is 1909
Seaied proposals for dredging Ailoway
creek, N. j., viii be received here until
10 a. m. Dec. -, 1909. and then publicly
opened. Information on application. T.
II. Rand, Capt. Engrs. ni2131516-d1OIi hi
Evening journal., 1909-11-13

CHAMPAIGN. H.. Nov. 1a--Arthur
Alexander, the negro accused by VIII
James before the latter was lynched at
Cairo of being implicated in the murder
OF Anna Pelley is lodged in the county
jail at Urbana. Sheriff Peters stated
today he was prepared for any emer-
gency should trouble arise.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
LOST AM EOnND
IIIMITIFS

NLEVER MAN WITH SOME BUsi-
ness experience 10 introduce a new
patented household article to the trade
and by Mail order Methods. Ad-
verusing In big Sunday dailics fur
nished free. a double header for money
making. THE r. H. ALDEN co. Ad-
yertising Agents. 5lg Main st.. Cincinnati.
Ohio Nov la-lt
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
ROOMS FOR RENT

NIRARD-S05 SO7 AND 800 RACE ST.
" Philadelphia. Rooms, 25c, a5c, Soc
Gentlemen only. apl-Oe-ly.
DOR RENT-TWO ROOMS AND
porch TO white woman or couple
without children. Pay for rent by wash
ing and ironing. Address, FLAT, this
Office. NoNll-at'
nor RENT-ROoMs. WITH BOARD.
i Novll-l2t No. 6i9 Orange st.
FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS
for light housekeeping. 2Ol =. 9th ST.
Novil-imo-eod.
T<OR RENl-NICELY FURNISHED
4 rooms for lodging. rs West l0th 81
Oct12-e0d-lmo.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
DIVIDENDS.

A semi-anhual dividend at the rate Of
-Four per cent. per Annum has been declared
and will be credited on DcpOSilOrs' Books
on and after November ist.
ROBERT D. KEMP.
Treasurer.
Nov.2-i2t.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
REGISTERS ORDERS
b EGISTFH's on nm '''------'-''>--''---'.--

~ AA4Al1 I Lit = ORDER.
Onice OF the Register OF wills.
New Castle Co, Del. Nov. 5th. 1909
Upon the application OF William IT,
huIiI ana Albert IT. Bremen. Executors
or Charles p. Bremen. late OF Whining
ton hundred. IN said county. deceased
II IS ordered and directed by the Register
OF Wills that the Executors aforesaid
give notice Of granting OF Letters Testa-
mentary upon the estate OF the deceased,
with the date OF granting thereof by
causing advertisements 20 be posted with
IN forty days from the date OF such Let
ters In six OF the most public places Of
the County OF New Castle. recurring all
persons having demands against the es-
tate 70 present the same, OF abide by
an act of Assembly I'm such case made
and provided. and also cause the same
80 be inserted within the snmo period
u the Evening Journal, n newspaper pub
nef,,ia nsh,s,d n MllminEiton. Del and 70 b
Given under the hnnd and sea
OF Office Of the Register 90 WIN
aforesaid. at Wilmington. IN New
(SEAL) Castle County Aforesaid the dal
ana year above written. .
Register OF Wills
NOTICE.
Notice IS hereby given that Letters
! esiamentary were Tn due form or law
granted unto the undersigned on the fifth
/ day OF November A. D., 1909. and that all
persons having claims against the estate
OF the deceased must present the same,
I duly attested, 20 the said Executors. on
or before the fifth day Of November A.
/ D.. 1870 OF abide the Act Of Assembly IN
such case made and provided.
WILLIAM II. KffRTX,
ALBERT II. BREMER.
Address. william + ISurtz. attorney
at-law. Wilmington. Del.
Nov6-et-eod.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
NOTICES

II OTICE-S25.00 REWARD FOR THE
~ arrest and conviction Of any persons
found stealing milk or empty bottles.
Retail Milk Dealers Association.
CHARLES II. BuRRIS, Secretary.
NovI3-wed-tf
Evening journal., 1909-11-13

RoR RENT-TWo DwEILTNGs
with barn or without near Eder,
Fark' Apply VIM. j.. Catholl u. and A.
Evening journal., 1909-11-13
HELP WANTED-MALE

p RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS &cUsroSr
House employees wanted. Sprin,r
examinations everywhere Commence
ment salary $500 Rapid advanccnsnf
common school education sufficient. Can-
niaales prepared free. Write for sched-
sig; FRANKLIN INSTITUTE. Dept
S2-H' Rochester. N. y Nov.1i-flno
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Read THE EVENING JOURNAL
Evening journal., 1909-11-13

ROIS WANTED-MUsT BE OVER ID.
NoNA-u LlPPINCOTT & co.
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DPFSS MAKING
PERSONAL

lf7Y IS WORTH $s0.0oo. Would
IL marry Confidential. B-Box IS. Corr.
League. Toledo. Ohio. NcfiS-A
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Off the Malay Coast.

Sailing up the Malay coast in ma
live craft, you may almost fancy your
self one of the early explorers skirt
ing the lovely shores of some undis-
covered country. AS you sprawl on
the bamboo decking under the shad-
ow of the immense palm leaf sail
which is so ingeniously rugged that,
il taken aback, the boat must turn
turtle unless, by the blessing OF the
gods, the mast parts asunder-you
look out through half-elosed eyelidS
at very beautiful coast. The waves
dance and gliInmer and shine In the
sunlight, the long stretch OF sand Is
as yellow as buttercup, and the
fringes of graceful casuarina trees
CULVER like aspens in the breeze and
simmer In the heat haze. The wash
OF the waves against the boats side
and the ripple of the bow make mus
ic In your drowsy ears, and as you
glide through cluster after cluster OF
thickly wooded islands you lie In
that delightful comatose state In
which you have al the pleasure OF
existence with none of the labor u
living.-Hugh Clifford
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14

breach of the privileges of the house;
therefore; be 1t
Resolved, that the source in the
exercise of its constitutional respect
exercise of its constitutional prerog-
atives, declines to consider any COM
munication from any source which
is not in its own judgment respectful
and, be it further
A>esolvad, that the special COM
mittee and the committee of the
whole house on the state of the union
be discharged from any consideration
of SO much of the presidents annual
message as relates to the secret SER
vice and as above set forth, and that
the said portion of the message be
laid on the table; and be it further
Resolved, that the message of the
president sent to the house on Janu-
airy A, 1909, being unresponsive to
the inquiry of the house and consti-
tuting an invasion of the privileges
of this house by questioning the mo-
tives and intelligence of members In
the exercise of their constitutional
rights and functions, be laid on the
table
The roll, by unanimous vote .lla,
was called on the adoption of the res-
olution which was carried by ~, OF
PIP to 35.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
HAS EXCITING EXPERIENCE.
New School Principal Has Fight
With Student.

New School Principal Has Fight
With Student.
Prof. L. r. Powell, the new super
intendent of the Wesson High
Schools, had an exciting experience
with some of the larger boy students.
Almost every day since he took
charge some of the boys have ex-
ploded fireworks on the school
grounds and in the school building
and put some acids that would create
bad odor on the heating stove in
the study hall. Prof. Powell under
took to punish Herman Allen and Al
bert Decell for some cause. Allen
took his punishment all right, but
Decell resisted and in the russell with
the professor struck him with a
broom handle when the professor
struck back with something and
they clinched and fell over table on
the floor with the professor on top.
The other larger boys interfered and
stopped it. Mayor Thompson says he
is going to investigate the matter.
The affair happened just on the eve
of proposal to issue bonds to main
tain the school.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
ROSY AND PLUMP
Good Health From Right Food.

TITS not new food to me-" re-
marked Va. man, in speaking OF
Grape-Nuts.
About twelve months ago my wife
was in very bad health, could not
keep anything on her stomach. The
Doctor recommended milk half water.
but 1t was not sufficiently nourishing.
"A friend of mine told me one day
to try Grape-Nuts and cream. The
result was really marvellous. My
wife soon regained her usual strength
and to-day is as rosy and plump az
when girl of sixteen.
These are plain facts. and nothing
| could say in praise OF Grape-Nuts
would exaggerate in the least the
value of this great food"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Read, "The Road to
Wellville." In pk IS There's a Rea-
son.
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true, and full OF human
interest.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
APPORTIONMENT OF funds
81, $50, 900 as Gross Amount
Given Out.
A NEGRO CABIN BOY IS DROWNED
School Principal Has Exciting Expe-
rience With Unruly Boys. Out
look for Vegetables is EN-
couraging.

At a special meeting of the city
council, held in Hattiesburg at the
instance of the bondsmen of Charles
Pool, ex-city marshal, 1t was found
that he was short in fines uncollect-
ed and cash $2,904.45. Of this
amount he is short in actual cash
$1,275.95. 1t is believed that a con-
siderable amount of the uncollected
fines can yet be collected, which will
reduce the shortage to about $4,000,
which is the amount of his bond, on
which there are some substantial
men of the city. Pool is still miss
ing.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Pays Over Sorsby Reward.

J.W. Cain, the local detective, who
managed the maneuvering which re-
suited in locating and capturing Will
Sorsby, has received two checks of
$3.50 each as rewards for the capture.
One of these came from F. A. Fitz-
gerald, of Vicksburg, and the other
from VIII Fitzgerald, of Rosedale.
These with the $500 reward paid by
Gov. Noel, make the total of $500
paid for the work. Another 800 sta
tutory reward will be paid on con-
viction, and it is understood that
there is a government reward.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
HELENA GRANTS ST. RAILWAY
Franchise for Fifty Years with
Conditions.

Helena, Ark.-After a stormy ses-
sion, the city council granted the Pc
tition of ]. w. Burks for a street
railroad franchise in consideration
of $500 Mr.. Burk will turn the
franchise over to an Indianapolis sy-
Indicate, which guarantees to begin
work within sixty days and to COM
plete the first half mile by July 1
and complete the road in Helena
proper by Jan. /, 1911. The fran
chise is for fifty years, the first If
teen year free, next ten city gets
l per cent of the gross earnings,
and the following twenty-five years
the city gets per cent of the gross
earnings
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Bank Stockholders Elect.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Bank of Picayune was
held in the banking room and the
cashiers report shows a fattering
business in spite of the financial
crisis. The old Board Of Directors
was reelected. In the directors meet
ing which followed old officers were
reelected as follows: E. F. Tate,
president; Dan F. Smith, vice presi-
dent; H. D. Thames, cashier.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
No Quorum Of Aldermen.

The town of Ora, has matter TO
contend with that Is out of the ordi-
nary, The municipal election Of the
town elected all officers for the en-
suing year, and the law requires that
all officers elected qualify on or be-
fore the first Monday Of January,
and three OF the Aldermen Of the lit
tie town failed to qualify, leaving
them without even quorum. An
other election will be necessary.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
FORCES LARGE NOTES.
California Mans REGULATIONS May
Reach $1,OOO,OOO.

Oakland, Cali. B. Signor, real
estate promoter and mining broker
of this city. was arrested on COM
plant sworn to by ]. H. Murray,
multi-millionaire banking and min
ing man of Montana, Salt Lake and
Seattle, charging Signor with forger-
les aggregating nearly $1,000, 900.
Signor is alleged to have forged Muir
rays name to four notes of $780,
600 each, as well as to numerous
other negotiable documents.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Making Up School Funds.

In making up the apportionment
of funds to which each county and
separate school district is entitled
under the last enumeration of edu-
cable school children, the figures
showing the gross. amount were
given out. The total amount to be
distributed during the current year
is $1,25O,0O0. Only two-thirds of
this is to be distributed this month,
the remaining third to be distrib-
uted next June.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Cut-Over Lands to Be Opened.

The most important announcement
in connection with the movement to
divert the tide of immigration into
the cut-over lands of south MISSISSIPPI
pi has just been made by the East
manGardiner Lumber Company, to
the effect that $4,000 acres of their
stump land, covering an area twenty
miles across, will be placed on the
market for settlement as soon as
the lands can be listed and graded.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
City Expenditures published.

The annual report of expenditures
of Meridian for the past year has
been compiled by Chancery Clerk
w. R. Pistoie and Deputy G. F..
Hand, and was submitted to the
Board of Supervisors Tor confirma-
ton and Endorsement. The report
shows total of all individual and
general funds, drafts, etc., of the en-
tire amount spent, which aggregates
$115, 005.46
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Accept Engineers Report.

Sheriff r. M. Kelly, of Warren ask
ed the county Board of Supervisors
to join with the city engineer in de-
termining where the line is on De
Soto Island, in order to see if Tom
Morrissey's saloon is in Mississippi.
The Supervisors refused to do so,
saying it was state matter. Sher-
if Kelly says he will accept the city
engineers line when run, and act ac-
cordingly.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
DREADFUL DANDRUFF.
Girls Head Encrusted-Feared Loss
OF All Her Hair-Baby Had Milk
Crust-Missionary's Wife Made
Perfect Cures by Cuticura

For several years my husband was a
missionary in the Southwest. Every one in
that high and dry atmosphere has more or
less trouble with dandruff and my daugh-
ter's scalp became so encrusted with it that
was alarmed for fear she would lose all
her hair. After trying various remedies. in
desperation l bought a cake of Cuticura
Soap and box of Cuticura Ointment.
They left the scalp beautifully clean and
Tree from dandruff and / am happy to say
that the Cuticura Remedies were com
plete success. / have also used successfully
The Cuticura Remedies for so-called milk
crust on baby's head. Cuticura is bless
ing. Mrs. j. A. Darling, 80 Fifth ST.,
Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20, 1908"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
If Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Improvements and buildings.

McComb City is improving and
identifying Main street by putting
in cement crossings and walks to the
depot, and has let the contract for
the erection Of large drinking foun-
tain at the foot of Main street. DR..
L. d. Dickerson is having erected
a $4,000 concrete residence on
Broadway street. Cain Bros. have
completed three large brick store
buildings on Front street, opposite
the postoffice.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Bootlegger Given Limit.

George Hastings, a white man, the
first person ever arrested on charge
of bootlegging in this city, was found
guilty at the session Of the police
court and given the maximum PEN
atty, a fine of $50 and ninety days in
jail. Judge Riley has announced his
intention of nipping the walking bar
room business in the bud and he
made an example of the first case.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Packet j. A. Townes Sinks.

The steamer ]. A. Townes, plying
the Yazoo river, struck a snag f1f-
teen miles below Yazoo City and was
sunk. The steamer is in about sixteen
feet of water and probably will be
recovered. The negro cabin boy was
drowned in the wreck. The boat was
recently overhauled by Capt. w. D..
Pugh, who owned and operated it. A
small cargo was lost.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14

and doctor told me | would never
get more than temporary relief. A
dragging pain and lameness in my
back almost disabled me. Dizzy
spells came and went and the kidney
secretions were irregular. Doan's
Kidney Pills rid me of these troubles
and | feel better than for years past.
Sold by all dealers. soc. box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Donation of $4,000.

The Catholic Church in Biloxi has
received a handsome donation of ST.
600 from w. X. M. Dukate. This
money will be used in completing
the interior of the church, and the
work will be begun in the very near
future. The edifice was erected at a
cost of $4,000 shortly after the
great fire which destroyed the old
structure and ninety other buildings
in November, 1900.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Waterworks Plant PAYS.

Municipal ownership of the water
works plant in Natchez is successful
thus far, as shown by the annual
report of the Commission. The re-
port shows that the earnings for the
year 1908 amounted to $44,332.40,
against $45,893.01 last year. Bonds
in the amount of $4,000 were re-
deemed last month leaving the bond
ed debt $4,000.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Battleship Silver Service.

The meeting of the Battleship Mis-
sissippi Silver Service Committee,
has been for sundry reasons post
poned and will be held Jan. Is, at
which time Governor Noel and Mrs.
Lockwood hope to close the contract
for a gift service that will reflect
credit on the people of the state and
will be the pride and pleasure Of the
officers and crew of the Mississippi.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
County Farm Idea Abandoned.

The Board OF Supervisors of Gov
ington county solved the county con-
vict problem and county farm by de-
Gliding against all bidders and the
idea of purchasing county farm,
They passed an order transferring
all county convicts to road duty, and
hereafter all convicts will be worked
on the public roads of the county.
Large steel cages were ordered
built on eight-Wheel wagons for their
safe keeping.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Sleeper Cost to Washington.

Gov. Noel was in conference with
several railroad officials regarding
the cost of through sleeper to go
and come from Washington on the
occasion of the inauguration of Pres
ident Taft. The sleeper can be had
at a cost of $45 per day for the five
days of the trip allowing passengers
to use the berths while at Washing
ton instead of going to hotel If
they so desire.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
PATTERSON SEND MESSAGE.
Ask Legislature to Defer Action OF
Prohibition.

Nashville, Tenn.-Gov. Patterson
submitted a message to the house.
requesting that no action De taken
on the prohibition measures, pepd-
ing the receipt Of special message
en-. the question which the governor
il preparing. Two prohibition bills
were introduced. one prohibiting tie
sale and the other the manufacture
of intoxicants, in the state.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
REWARD FOR PREACHER.
Body i'm Stove Identified As Carpen.
penter's Minister Has Fled.

Port Huron, Michigan. Chas.
Bowbee, dentist of st. Clair positive
ly identified two of the teeth found
in the stove in the Rattle Run Meth
odist church as part OIL the set he
manufactured for Gideon Browning,
the missing carpenter from Adair.
Prosecutor Brown has accepted
the Identification and the super
visors have offered reward of $500
for the arrest of Rev. John Fl. Car
michael, of Adair, pastor of the little
church and the man who WAS at first
supposed to have been killed, dis
membered and then burned in the
church stove.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
FRENzIED FINANCIERENG.

Columbus Washington johnson
Smith-W'at's de price er dem wat
termelons, Mr.. Jackson?
Mr.. Jackson (cunningly) = Ten
cents err piece and picks 'em; 20
cents er piece and you picks 'em.
Mr. Sniff
MIR. Smith-An right, Mr.. Jackson.
/ guesses I'll take 'em all. and yov
picks 'em. eff you please!-Puck.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
WAS in BALLOON CONTEST.
German Aeronaut Body Found in
North Sea.

Hamburg.-The body of Lieut..
Foertsch, the German aeronaut who
lost his life at sea last October, was
picked up in the North Sea by the
fishing steamer Orion.
The body was identified by papers
in the pockets of the clothing. Lieut..
t'oertsch was participant in the in
ternational balloon contest that was
started at Berlin, Oct. H. He went
aloft in the German balloon Herge-
yell.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
STEEL MERGER PROBE is READY

Senate judiciary Committee Will Re-
port on Presidents Authority.
Washington-By viva voce vote
the senate passed Senator Culber-
sons resolution instructing the COM
mittee on the Judiciary to report to
the senate whether the president was
authorized to permit the absorption
of the Tennessee Coal and Iron Com
pany by the United States Steel Cor
poratioo.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
NAVY WANTS EXPLAINED.
Newberry Outlines $50. 600, 900
Construction Plan.

Washington-A new construction
programme calling for the expendi--
ture. of $S0,000,000 was explained
to the House Committee on Naval
Affairs by Secretary Newburry.
The new head of the navy appeared
before the controllers of the purse as
the boldest advocate of large navy
they have listened to for many a day.
Mr.. Newberry insisted that he
would be for a large increase even
if the president were not.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
Vegetable Outlook GOOD.

At Crystal Springs the vegetable
outlook Is unusually bright, owing
to the good weather conditions pre-
vailing. Notwithstanding the exceed
ing low prices of 1908, the acreage
will be about the same as last year,
though probably more diversified.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
To Dine With Taft.

Gov. Noel has received an invita-
ton from the Atlanta Chamber OF
Commerce to be present on Friday
evening, Jan. Is, at banquet to
be givne in honor of President-elect
William H. Taft. He has courteous
" declined the invitation.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
DESCRIBING HER.

She's not pretty, is she?"
Mercy, no! She's so homely that
the girls at school wouldn't let her
be in the composite photograph OF
the class. cleveland Leader.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1909-01-14
NATURAL SUPERSTITION.

"You saw that crazy man climb to
the top of a freight car In his pa
iamas. lather his face with white
wash brush, and try to shave him
self with a butchers cleaver. and
you didn't report him to the police? ?"
Certainly not. naturally pre-
sumed he was paying freak cleo
ton bet."-Chicago Tribune