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The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Gossip is rife, at this early
day, relative to a republican
gubernatorial candidate for 1910.
jacobson and Dunn are reported
to have met in st. Paul recently
and the former is said to have
pledged himself to support the
latter. If Dunn should get into
the game Jacobson ought to sup.
port him. But for the good OF
the party,it is to be hoped Bob
will stay out. All the newspa'
per boys like him personally, but
his entrance would stir up too
much strife. Better go without
"vindication," Bob. The Can
non Falls Beacon suggests Joel
Heatwole. That would be fine
choice, but Joel would have hard
work being elected, even if he
wanted to enter, which The Her
aid very much doubts. Ripley
Brewer of St. Cloud would make
an ideal candidate and if he were
to enter would be a winner.
Then there is Clarence Dinehart,
state treasurer, who would make
a good governor; also Judge
Jaggard of the supreme court.
The party has plenty of good
material and can win if it plays
it's cards right and gives the peo,
pie a chance to forget all about
the fool legislature of 1909.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
FEW KNOW THIS
Says Homemade Treatment
CDreS All Rheumatism
How TO MIX THIS

Few people here know that you can
cure that dread American disease
rheumatism, with just common,
everyday drugs found in any drug store.
The prescription is so simple that any
one can prepare it at home at small
cnst. 1t is made up as follows: Get
from any good prescription pharmacy
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking in a bottle
and take in teaspoonful doses after
each meal and at bedtime. These are
all simple ingredients, making an alb
solutely harmless home remedy at lit
tie cost.
rheumatism, as every one knows, is
a symptom of deranged kidneys. 1t is
condition produced by the failure OF
the kidneys to properly filter or strain
from the blood the uric acid and other
matter, which, if not eradicated, eth
er in the urine or through the skin
pores, remains in the blood, decom-
poses and forms about the joints and
muscles, causing the untold suffering
and deformity of rheumatism.
This prescription is said to be a
splendid healing, cleansing and invig-
Grating tonic to the kidneys, and
gives almost immediate relief in all
forms of bladder and urinary troubles
and backache. 44-3t
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
Honor Among Brtgands.

A recent fight with brigands in Chal
cidi resulted in the death of soldier
The brigands sent $4,000 to his widow
Bushrangers who held up a faVorltf
Australian official discovered later the
identity Of their victim. They return
ed his horse with his wallet tied about
his neck aud his money and watch IN
side. Even the Chinese pirates have
some honor. a consul reports, and VIII
pay for the hire of vessels which they
have comr~andeered for their expedi
tions.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
BIG ORANGE DEMAND
(S1ecfat Corresbondenf)

Our local merchants report an unus-
spring., and when asked the probable
cause leading dealer gave it as his
opinion that the quality of the new crop
In this market I'VE are handling the
'Sunkist brand Of oranges" he contin-
ued, "this being the name given to the
carefully selected product Of an associa-
ton of some 5000 California growers
these oranges are exceptionally fine ia
vored and naturally those who buy them
once are given new idea in regard to
oranges better opinion of them--an6
the consumer for more is the sole cause
Of the increased demand for 'Sunkist
oranges"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

"Sherm" Smith, of Minneap:
oils, convicted for tampering
with jurors, will have to go to
Jail for six months. Smith is
one of the gang of pestiferous
politicians who stop at nothing
and who are an incubus to any
political party. He has done
Minnesota republicanism harm
enough, and it is not at all to the
credit of some of it's leaders that
they tried to save him from pay
ing the penalty of his own mis-
deeds. Perhaps when he gets
out of jail he may try to be de-
cent.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Gypsy" Smith, the noted re-
vivalist, is working in ST. Paul
and appears to be able to deliver
the goods. An evening has been
set apart for the legislature and
seats will be reserved for them.
The Gypsy is tackling tough
proposition in that move, but,
goodness knows, there's need
enough of it.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
CARL w. NORRIS
Attorney at Law
Real Estate Bought and Sold
Sauk Centre, Minnesota
A Surprise.

'There was patient in my Office
the other day when the telephone
rang remarked the doctor, land
conversed with the party on the other
end OF the wire in German. When re-
placed the receiver and turned to the
patient he looked at me in surprise and
said:
"Aint that wonderful! 1 didn't know
1t was possible to speak in German
over the telephone"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
Cough Caution

Never. positively never poison your lungs Ifyou
cough-even from simple cold only-you should
Hlw,ys heal scothe and ease the irritated bron-
rhiai tubes. Don't blindly suppress it with. q
-stupefying poison. It's strange how some things
Anally Oome about. For twenty years Dr. shoop
has constantly warned people not to take cough
Chloroform. or similar poisons. And nova little
lete though-Congress says Put it on the label,
tf pois0ns ara in your Cough Mixture" Good |
and others should insist on having DR.. Shoops
Cough Cure. No poison marks on DIR. Shoop's
11bels-and none in the medicine. else it must By
law be on the label. And it, not only safe but it
Is said to be by those that know it best truly re-
markable cough remedy. Take no chance then,
particularly with your children. Insist on having
DR.. Shoop's Cough Cure. Compare carefully the
DR.. Shoop package with others and note the
difference. No poison marks therei You can
elwayS be on the safe side by demanding
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

parents of little Willie Whitla are
fortunate in recovering their boy, !,
and in addition, in securing the
return of the ransom. From this
distance it looks as though there
was big social scandal back OF
the KIDNAPPING, but even though
there is, that's no palliation OF
the crime.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Congressman Miller, the new
man from the eighth district, has
taken a column or more of space
in a Duluth paper to explain why
he made his campaign on an
anti Cannon platform and then
Topped and voted both for him
and the rules. In this issue of
The Herald Congressman Lind
bergh states his own position.
Mr.. Lindbergh has been an In
surgent'' for some time and does
not hesitate to stand by his guns
first, last and all the time. His
letter is worth reading. The
contrast of the courses of the two
congressman is interesting, to
say the least.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
The Modern Young Man.

One day a colleague asked Uncle Joe
Cannon what, in his opinion. was the
main difference between the days OF
his youth and the present time.
well" answered Uncle Joe. redeo-
lively, when I was youngster, a
young man was satisfied to.paddle his
own canoe, but nowadays every one
thinks he has call to steer the ship
of state"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Gov. Johnson has appointed
Editor G. E. Vasaly of Little
Falls a member of the Board of
Control to succeed S. w. Leavett.
So far as fitness is concerned the
governor could not have made a
better selection, from a political
standpoint it is good move.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

The Sharon KIDNAPPING case has
set lawmakers thinking, with the
result that numerous bills have
been introduced in state legisla-
lures providing for severe pun
ishments. In the Minnesota leg
islature a bill is before the house
fixing a penalty of life imprison-
ment. This penalty is none too
severe, for kidnapping, especially
of an innocent young child, is
second only to murder. The
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

to keep change in. That goes the
stocking one better as money recep-
tacle. Who'll be the first to don this
warm foot wear? Don't all speak at
once; it might create confusion.
THE LISTENER.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Better get ready to clean up
your back yard. The melting of
the winters SHOWS reveals some
unpretty things there.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
No Other Course.

No Other Course. ,A
The daring explorer had reached
the North pole.
"Well, which way now?" asked his
assistant.
The explorer looked irresolutely
around the horizon.
Dashed il l know" he muttered.
Then his brow cleared.
Cant you see?" he said. We've
found all the north there is. Well
have to 60 south!"
Merely stopping long enough to eat
another dog the party started in the
general direction Of the South pole.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Speak good word for your
home town on all occasions. It
will come back to you in due sea-
son to bless you. ->--.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
His Consent.

"Weil, girls, Jack and are to be
married at last, and we are SO happy"
did you and Jack have some trou-
BILE in getting your fathers consent? 2"
mo: but papa and had a lot Of
trouble in getting Jacks consent"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
HEARD ABOUT TOWN

NY friend John WhitSOn still has
the incubator microbe i'm his system.
He took hand at manufacturing pat
ent chickens last year, and-well, he
liked it so we'll he's at it again. But
it is reported, sub rosa, that he will
not again locate the poultry hatcher
in an upstairs room of his house. He
has absorbed wisdom from past eS-
perience.
There's George O'Gara, one of the
best fellows that ever, came down the
pike, but his friends did not suspect
that he was so well qualified for the
advance agent of a theatrical star.
Last Sunday man was discovered in
Georges restaurant filling ''long felt
want" with toothsome viands. And
now Georges friends playfully accuse
him of keen advertising dodge. Be
that as it may, there was crowd two
or three deep in front of Georges
lunch counter Monday, clamoring for
something with which to satisfy the
cravings of the inner man. The Sun
day marauder certainly knew where to
go for something that tasted good.
A prominent business man of this
city has wife who is the champion
financier of modern times. This
charming lady left home not long
since for visit to the cities, and rel
atives elsewhere. Just before she left,
her husband gave her $500 to defray
expenses. A week later his beloved
better half returned with S34.9O. She
travelled some 500 miles and had nice
visit in the bargain. Hubby wanted
his change back, but she claimed it as
her own. Now he defies any other
fellow to produce helpmeet who can
break that record.
The architect of the society column
of a St. Cloud paper spent Sunday
here and while going to the Great
Northern station Monday morning
broke all existing records and some
that didn't exist-in wild race to
catch the Winnipeg Flyer -and then
missed it. fingered little too long
underneath the parental roof, and
then saw the train arrive; then touch
ed the high places emitting appealing
cries to the trainmen to ''wait for
me-" But the hard-hearted conductor
and engineer needed not these en-
treaties and pulled out on time, the.
last car disappearing down the track
lust as the belated and breathless
sprinter reached the platform. The
next train left at 1926; result, the So
ciety column was trifie shy that day.
Now wasn't it real mean for Mr..
Hills minions not to wait?
They've come. What? Don't you
know? Why, those green shoes.
Now it's up to the ''Cholly Boys" if
such there be in this little city, to get
inside of them. Ed. Hansen was ex-
hibiting one of 'em the other day.
But green isn't the only warm article.
There is another shoe, a tan one, with
strap and buckle for fastener, and
a row of brass knobs riyeted around
the top of the shoe above the heel.
Then there's the cutest little pocket
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

The biggest kind of a fool is
the fellow that's a fool and don't
know it.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

The legislature is thinking
about getting ready to get ready
to adjourn. Here's hoping it
won't hesitate too long.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

One of the institutions of which
Sauk Centre is justly proud is it's
fire department. 1t never fails
to deliver the goods. Few towns
of the same size have anything
that equals 1T, to say nothing of
exceeding it.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
PRIVATE SALE OF FARM
MACHINERY

have for sale cheap all of my farm
machinery, which is in first-class con-
dition, as numerated below:
l Dowagiac l6-shoe drill. .$3O. 90
l Milwaukee binder. .............3 5000
l Flying Dutchman gang plow
with two set shears. 1900
l Empire cream separator No. l. 5000
l Double seated spring wagon. :. 2O.OO
l single seated buggy. 500
l two-horse corn cultivator six
shovels. Observation-Disclosures. 1900
l Portland cutter. 500
l good pair mares, weight each
j. w. NEAL,
43 Sauk Centre, Mimi.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Frederick Weyerhauser the big
lumber baron, says there isn't
any lumber trust and hasn't ever
been any. That ought to settle
tin Weyerhauser's mind.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Don't let anybody make a fool
of you today.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
Ube Churches.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
Sunday morning 10:30 preaching
service. Sunday School at 11:5O a. M
G.. e. society 7:3O p. m. Evening
service 500 p. m. Wednesday even,
ing 800 p. M, prayer meeting anu
bible study.
FREDERICK H. OEHLER. Pastor.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Glass Meeting $3.50 a. m.
Morning Service 1p:3O a. m.
Sunday School ll:45 a. M.
Junior League o:5U p. m.
Epworth League 6:3U p. m.
Evening Service 7:3O p. m.
Bible study, Wed. Eve. 1880 p. m.
J. T. b. Smith. Pastor.
ST. PAUL's CHURCH
Services every Sunday at 8 O'Clock
low mass, 10 O'Clock high mass.
Afternoon service at 3 O'Clock p. m.
Every day mass at s O'Clock a. m.
Rev. A. ARTz Pastor.
THE OHURCH OF THE GOOD SAMARITAN.
(EPISCOPAL)
Palm Sunday
Morning Prayer, Litany and Ser
mon 1870
Sunday School I'm
Evening Prayer and Sermon 7.30
Strangers welcome
REV. S. L.. MITCHELL, Rector.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Entered at the Postoffice at Sauk Centre
Mimi, as Second Glass Mail Matter
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

FARMS BOUGHT, ,sSsnsea sSaa and e; Il
Minnesota, Iowa, Dakota and Canada. Have
you not residence, store building, stock Of goods,
automobile or anything desirable to trade for
good farming land?
FREEMAn'S REAL ESTATE BUllEM
offers scores Of bargains. Send for it today. Brings
buyers and sellers together direct. Sample copy
sent free upon request. A postal brings it.
@. II. FREEMAN. CoEsweil.~ IN. D.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Canadian Subscrintions, $500 per
year In Advance.
No deviation from these rates.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

Subscription Price, $i.25 Per Year,
IL paid in Advance.
10 not paid in advance, so per year.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01
Our Quotations

Herald Ads are Business Getters.
Do you see how it works?
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-04-01

PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY
Official Paper of the City Of Sauk Centre
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12
BlsINGs HONOR TO STATE.

The two years absence of Con-
gresham Burke, Of South Dakota,
s0oomingly did not diminish his pres
HaUei In the house Of representatives,
- Was shown in his appointment to
tho craftsmanship OF the committee
affairs. The craftsmanship
- this committee has been held for
aAe past fourteen years by Vice Pre-
Gedent Sherman, and when he was
0aitedgto his higher station it paved
= way for some other congressman
- receive the place. Mr.. Burke's
long connection with Indian affairs
shade him an ideal parsonage for the
appointment, and 1t came to him
rot BY precedent but because of his
Atness for the position. and through
the backing OF the Indian department
Witch also recognized the fitness OF
s1lr. Burke for the place. The Re
publican Is exceedingly glad to know
that Mr.SBurke has been honored and
that he has brought additional honor
1nd credit to the state. AS chairman
20 the committee the South Dakota
scongressman will be the chief factor
inaIndian legislation and an appropria
tjon0sbM which carries approximately
sSE3l0.0O0,0O0 annually. The utmost
oonAdencs Is placed In his ability and
bnsiness capicity to handle the chair
nilanslhip of this very important com
sMnikttee To the end that It will result
1nscredit to himself, his state and
lent ~ the Indian affairs of the
SHaUyy0Fnment,
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12

According to the s~tatistics Of q
technical journal the United States
Is doctored to death with too many
physicians. This journal gives the
information that. In Europe there is
people. II such is the case in Europe
Il ought to hold good in this country.
The census Of 1900 shows that this
country has q physician for every
s534 people. and It IL claimed that the
census for 1910 will show there are
$4,000 physicians in the United
States. An authority states that we
are thirty-ive years in advance Of
the natural requirements. II such
Is the csse the medical colleges had
better close up for a while. Notwith-
standing the allegation OF our be-
Ing so far ia advance the doctors OF
the country are doing I prosper
business. principally because the
people over here will employ ., physi-
clan for . slighter cause than in Du-
rope. What town OF q thousand
population would be satisiied with but
one and It usually takes about
three to satisfy the various whims
.ott the people.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12

The Aberdeen News is urging the
farmers in the northern part Of the
state to turn their attention to the
growing of winter wheat. claiming
that several trials have been made
and it has proved successful. The
anne effort has been put forth in
behalf of the farmers in the central
and southern portion with the result
that very little winter wheat is be-
ing raised. 1t has been tried and
while successful to q certain degree
the farmer won't put his all in the
grain.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12
Twas : Glorious Victory.

saGEaft HY
There's rejoicing IN Fedora. Tenn.
"a mans life has been saved and now
DR.. Kings New Discovery Is the talk
OF the town for curing G. v. Pepper
Of deadly lung hemorrhages. Il could
not work nor get about" he writes.
"and the doctors did me no good. but
after using DR.. Kings New Discovery
three weeks, I feel like a new mon,
and can do good work again. For
weak, sore or diseased lungs, Coughs
and Colds. Hemorrhages. HAY Fever.
LaGrlppe. Asthma or any Bronchial
affection 1t stands unrivaled. Price
Soc. and $1.O0. Trial bottle free.
sold and guaranteed by Diehl &
Brown.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12
Noe Fxempt

An evangelist vas exporting hid
hearers to nee from the wrath to
come. 81 warn you." he Numbered.
that there will be weeping, and
wailing, and gnashing Of teeth"
At this moment an old woman in
the gallery stood up. Sir" she
shouted, II have no teeth"
Madame" returned the evan
.gelist. severely. teeth will be pro
vided'.'-Wm. G. Bennett.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12
does for his morning delivery.

does for his morning delivery. As
the government does not require Its
rural carriers to traverse impossible
roads, there was some incentive to
Improve the condition of the rural
highways. and once begun the work
was worth carrying on for its own
sake. The rural carrier may have
the appearance of being a chronic
kicker, but he has been of inestimable
value to the rural public in several
ways"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12

is told regardless of his own views or
the truth. Since Mr.. Bowen left the
press its editorial page has been sub
sidized. It is a subsidized sheet and
the people understand It. This ac-
counts for its waning influence"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12
TALK ONE WAY; VOTE ANoTHE..

Before turning over the Huronite
to II new proprietors John Longstan
~ occasion to express his opinion
20 ~ attitude Of Senator Crawford
on - makeup Of the tariff bill. Long
stars comments are based upon the
long and detailed explanation that
the senator made after he commenced
to hear from home Of the surprising
attitude he had assumed In his vot-
ing on the tariff bill. "A mans talk
may sound very convincing to his
friends but it Is his vote which counts
for the most, and It Is on this way
that the senator acted that causes
Longstaf to make the following COM
ment:
THE Sioux Falls Press intends to
serve It's master v 81 at the expense
of honor and truthfulness. The Press
replies to the Huronite by quoting
MI. Crawford's speech on wood pulp.
II isn't Crawford's talk that the
Huronite is complaining Of, 1t is his
vote. For years Crawford has talked
one thing and done another. In the
senate he talked low schedules and
voted with aldrich for high ones, and
then to square himself voted with the
democrats against the entire bill. The.
writer for such as the editor OF the
Press has only contempt. He is a
hireling who is paid to write what he
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1909-08-12
NAIL CARRIER.

Oths rural man that II does
slacs1rriefS 81 other branches. ana
yIIssafS6fttlmIe fuItlisIhesd With I
snxsyancsbyt he government. How.
slyvtsS5lE,gsgt y rnral carrier service . get
tIllS0na higher basis and has made
lttsdsslgIaina since II was started some
sSsillfaFEI I ~ 81 agitationsthat the
x1k1lscatriers IN only hope for bet
ssthilngipsIand tie presss Of the coun-
nxlsy,swsssbsliove.ca be relied ON ia
ahsaps ontsthe rural carriers. The New
B FORK Trihune sets, forth some Of the
cpnplaints of theSrural carrier il the
otlowing article:
@Sss Reural prosperity has its shadow
salsli1Msell q sits sunshine. The head OF
tks Postonice department Is learning
It'll 10 his sorrow. Years ago: the
llllrner Mas content with almost any
thlilneE. e those days he didn't have
NetelsphOne "a the dining room, q
11lIdlISmillSinSth yard. an automobile
ssaAssthe shed md . large pile Of money
= xhe bank. so when the experi-
h IaSntsi rural routes we're eat.bli.h.
aainSosdsr that the hu.bandman
~ 1ight hays his mail brought TO him
nlessGsaadaySinaeads 81 being compelled
~ q IL once I xeek from the most.
cssxhen M maze 81. a.turd.y TIN
tour. ther. we're pIenty Of annli.
B astt,sss1fDor ~ the place 81 srur.l carrier
\ sS6nosa yaar. eyen thouxh the .nc.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ~ mus
ohiaSovn horse and 40
60 80 -, ....,..-..
lssassas:. .sas .a.a go.
) not ,.ti.sed. II. ~
\ ! Sroyernment servant
lpeljs Is v.4ch 81 na,.h.
q Mn Il their tonr,n.
$3.50 -. 80 r.,nla n 7,
4 So. 4, 81 81. u. .asnts
5000 ~