New-York tribune., 1909-02-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Among the missionaries for the conversion u
Jevs 70 Christianity in New YORK Fhi'iP -
has for a long time been one or the most 49,
a.d many converts have been credited 10 nm. nm.
an" - bts recent statements he said lhat
80, bro+bsr Isaac was among those who hao cas-
off the belief of his fathers to embrace -
+fanitv Isaac took exception 10 lH1 s ~,
said that it was untrue and that 1t pi S,.
g., . qo1ee light with his friends He mas proue-'t
suit against his missionary brother "loSe 80
however have united in an expression u ~
dence and appreciation Of his work
FIT PUNISHIENTS
IeT had my way with the trusts.
Oh lifting the fat fates 1d theyd Hend to mfe1 Smash
And the egg trust 1 would beat.
vou1n make the watch trust go.
To the -four trust give the G saGA; mt
The book trust on the rack
would soak the sponge str trust S5rB good
The umbrella trust shut up ana punch
The needle trust in the eye
The coal trust I would fire.
I would freeze the ice trust OUT
The stone trust I woud crush to DIS
And the milk trust put to route
would lick the label trust.
And the auto trust. with one honlllike yell
woulo oriNe ole''' Boston Transcript.
s,a,,s,,cIan writing in a Berlin paper saws:
while our city grows in population daily the
number which goes 20 the last resting place also
increases proportionately. This latter fact mas
aroused the citizens recognize the need OF
gigantic cemetery. and steps are being taken
toward establishing at Wimersdorf by the
Protestants. of which persuasion about twenty
thousand were buried in Berlin last year. Now
remembering that funerals take place usually De-
tween the hours of in the morning and In
the afternoon. IT would mean funeral procession
.varv ten minutes. six times hour would
come rhe hearse black plumes. mourners and All
else pertaining TO the modern last services Tor
the dead How cheerful the existence OF the
people where the cemetery will be located!
Professor Cat chemistry exenination' 'mU!nde55 ,5
what combination IS gold released most quickly?
Student-Marriage. sir.-Harpers Weekly
Mrs Bertha Ayreton. widow oc Professor Will
tam Avreton. F r. 5, who died last November
IS the only woman who was ever admitted 20
membership in the Institute OF Electrical Engi-
neers in England She has two daughters OF
whom one Edith. married Israel Zangwiil
It's easy to settle lot line disputes"
Just Just Watch how closely draws the line
when he's shovcIling the snow OF ms sloe"alh-
Detroit Free Press
Chicago has city sealer Of weights and meas
,,res who bv his activity must have endearei
himself to many thousands OF candy lovers. Re
counting some of the results OF his work last
year he notes an Improvement In the sale or
candy by the box Mr.. Kjellnnder. the sealer
saws he discovered that in many cases a pound
rox really was gross weight. with thirteen and
one-haIf ounces Of candy. Court proceedings were
brought and since then the boxes have been made
larger and now contain one pound Of candy.
Tom-BeIle is strange girl. she doesn't know
the names Of some Ct best friends.
Maud-ThatS nothing. Why. don't even know,
what my name Will be a year from now
Illustrated Bits.
saloonteepers Of Springfield. Mass, through the
Liquor Dealers Association. have voted not TO
hermit revival workers to hold services In their
places The Chapman Alexander band OF re
vivalists, just closing n campaign In Boston.
IS about 10 open a revival in Springfield The
uuuor dealers say that they sympathize with the
cause Of religion but that the presence in the
saloons OF undesirable characters might develop
into a hindrance TO the revivalist and the saloon
keeper. Exceptions might be taken TO the ootru-
sion Of preaching in the saloon, and insulting
remarks might pass through the crowd. Compiler
tions could easily develop. and fight or a mix-up
OF some kind could easily take place, IL is argued.
Were you hurt much when the car struck
'Don't know yet The jury hasn't brought in
its philadelphia Ledger.