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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
Say Now, = VIII Try These
Foods Shot from Guns"

And their folks have been glad.
For no other cereal foods can COM
pare with them. None are even half
so good.
The result is this: Those folks last
month served seventeen million dishes
of these delightful foods.
Can you doubt that you are going
to like them as we'll as the rest of the
world ?
One package will tell
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

Order one package, either Pulled
Wheat or Puffed Rice. Then you
will know the whole story.
Hear what your folks say when they
taste the gigantic grains. See if they
ask for more.
Do this tomorrow-order the pack
age now. Do it to learn just how
much you are missing.
Hosts of housewives have already
done this, and been glad that we told
them to do it.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
In the REGULAR Establishment.

Yes" said the fresh young lieuten-
ant the army has fallen on evil
days"
The sophisticated captain merely
gasped.
why" the +. Y. l.. went on, 'look
at the names on this roll-Private En-
trance. Corporal Punishment, Major
Domo. General Housework. What
kind of a.
But just then the S. c. shiNd a-a-
WELL a ginger ale bottle at the tlceing
offender Lippincotts.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

captured a ribbon
The rider was Mrs.
Allen Potts. a noted
southern horSewom.
an. She bowed won
derful GOODNESS and
skill.
James L. Hyde is
called the father
OF thenational horse
show" having con
2eived the idea of
holding such an ex-
hibition in 1889. Its
.1AzIz.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

ing or for hot wa
ter at midnight will
be met by the soft
answer which turn
eth away wra t b
even il the re-
s rces of the
building do not per-
nit the janitor to
turn on the caloric,
The efforts Of the
school authorities
in behalf of their
p II pills will not
&c n s g with their
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

case. The collar
and shoulders of
the new coats, how
ever, will be fash
ioned so that the
wearer does not
look as if he'd es-
capped from a cir
Gus menagerie. The
sleeve is to be mar
rover at the bot
tom. The coat will
be long wasted,
with a swing at
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
On the Snot

yes" said the Billville story teller.
"the cyclone carried his house into the
next county and set II down there az
comfortable as You please. and as he
stepped out of the door to survey the
country the man who owned the land
notified him of suit for trespass and
the tax collector handed him a bill
for taxes" Atlanta Constitution.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
ALE'SFARSEEINC
FOOTBALL PLAN
Preparations For Her Teams
Laid Down Years Ahead.
Princeton Graduates Views on Need
For Basketball Players on Big Eiev-
ens-Changes Made In the Forward
Pass Play. f.


For Basketball Players on Big Eiev.
ens-changes Made In tho Forward
Pass Play. ' t,. .......
Many who have seen the really ex-
cellent work of Savage as substitute
end this year on the Yale varsity foot
ball team have been surprised by the
news that he has now been shifted
to fullback on the scrub. Those fa-
miliar with the Yale system, that habit
of discounting the future which has
been the source of so much of the
Blues football strength. see in this
change but another manifestation of
Yale fOrethought. Ted Coy graduates
next June, and at present there is no
man in the squad capable of taking
his place as II kicker. Savage has
shown no little ability in this direction,
and. moreover, he has the build. weight
and agility of the man qualified for
the basic position in New Haven
back field. He will therefore have all
the training, drill and hard work this
season which a coaching system less
farseeing or prophetic or whatever you
will than Yale's would have passed by.
"FaVorte Year After Year."
1t Is this sort of thing that makes
Yale the fayorite year after year--this
reliability of football instinct and fore
sight. On the train which brought
many Princeton admirers back to New
York after the Lafayette game was
one group in particular composed of
old players of several different insti-
tutions. Almost without exception they
had played against Blue elevens One
of them practically summed up the an
nual situation at New Haven with the
remark. You show me a list of all
| the players in this years Yale squad.
/ regulars. substitutes and scrubs, and
then tell me which men graduate this
June. and I'll pick Yale's next years
/ team for you" And there was wise
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
A Bad Start.

Ever try this keep a-smiIing prop
ositiou?"
Tried It once, but with poor sue
cess. Unfortunately | started the eX-
pertinent on a day that the boss felt
grouchy ."-LouiSville Courier.Journal.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

ONN' sawmill there are
some red and green plaids that will
help you to go as far as you like. New
material for waistcoats are gorgeous
in the extreme, some of the designs
even showing flowers.
1t will be sad news to Algy ana Chol-
ly to learn that padded shoulders are
out of style this year, but such is the
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
The Aeroplane Dance,

Born OF the craze for aviation. the
aeronette" dance. which. 1t is said.
VIII be popular this season. is the lat
est thing in dances During the dance
those taxing part in il initiate the roll
ing or the neroplnne, the rising of the
aeropiane from the ground its flight
ana IFS landing. II is said that the
dancing masters have given 1t their
approval and that 1t will be popular
during the coming season.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
Life of the Bed Deer.

red deer might live for 210 years. an
eagle for $50 and an oak tree for near
ly nineteen centuries. Nowadays.
however, hundred year-old deer would
be difficult to find. From twenty-five
to thirty-tive years apparently may he
about the range OF their existence.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

their regular Satur-
day n / & h { bath
when we are too
lazy to attend to
the matter? Win
he give us tips on
Christmas and New
Years and keep a
record of our birth
days? 1t may not
be quite as good as
that, but just the
q
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
His Awful Mistake.

Mr.. Newrich / understand the or
cheStra Is tu play one ot DoOrEnob's
compositions tonight Mrs. Oldstock
llonrknob: Dn0rknOb: All suppose
You mean HnndeI. Chicago News.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

In as tight rs pos
sible about { h e
hips. This is ac-
complished in vari-
Gus ways. depend
ing on the dress
maker and also on
the dress itself.
Sleeves are still
long, and they are
still tight fitting,
but not so plain
anl n,t -, ts..l,, ~,
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

AND gE t-p oT All grauuatlOn. An en-
THE TRADES AND plOyment bureau
PROFESSIONS. will help graduates
to secure paying positions, and the CO.
operation of business men in the plac-
ing of boys and girls with good records
Is assured.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
TIE FUTURE IANiTOR.

Life For Flat DwcIers Some Day Will
BE One Grand, Sweet Song.
Will the janitor of the future read
funny stories To us when we feel blue
and lend us money when we are broke?
viii he come up and give the children
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

At any rate, they
are loud enough al
most to awaken a
tramp asleep on a
park bench. They
come in pl a i d,
which the tailors
say is going to be
cal fashionable
this winter. Gray is
the right shade, but
If you want to
make a noise like a
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
Puffed Wheat-1Oc Puffed Rice l5c

These are the foods invented by Prof. An
derson, and this is his curious process:
The whole wheat or rice kernels are put into
sealed guns. Then the guns are revolved for
sixty minutes in heat of $50 degrees.
That fierce heat turns the moisture in the
grain to steam and the pressure becomes tre-
mendous.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
In Stock.

Joker-Do you keep smokeless tobac-
60? Clerk-Sure. we do. Joker-What
kind is it? Clerk-Chewing tobacco.
Of course.-Cornell Widow.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
THE NEW STYLES.

Some Points FOR Both Sexes on What
Is Being Worn.
Maybe that awful racket you heard
the other day and failed to locate was
one of the new fall suits for men.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
Down on Rival Plants.

Wife-John, the hens have scratched
up that eggplant seed you sowed. Hut
Darn 'em! Jealousy, l suppose
Boston Transcript
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
Passins~of the Organ Blower.

"The organ blower is passing. He
will soon be. like the armorer, extinct"
said a musician. Its pity. He was
a quaint type
Most of my blowers were simple
minded old chaps who firmly believed
they must suit their blowing TO the
music. In soft, light passages they
blew soft and light. When the crescen.
dos thundered forth they worked fran.
tically. blowing with all their might
and main.
"Often q facetious reporter on the
local paper would refer to the excel.
lent blowing of the organist's assist.
ant, Mr.. Bellows Then the blower in
his vanity would develop all the affcc-
tations of n Paderewski or a SouSA.
Now he'd blow delicately, q dream"
smile on his lips. his eyes half CLOSED
The music would change to march.
and he'd stamp his foot in time. while
up. down, up. down, the old bellows. in
time also, would be jerked. At a eli.
max his face would redden. he'd bend
to his task and how so fast and furi.
Gus that the or N would nearly burst. -
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
Women's Bureau at washinaton.

A federal bureau inside the depart
ment of commerce and labor at Wash
ington, presided over by woman. 70
collect data pertaining TO women in
Industrial pursuits was advocated by
resolutions adopted at the convention
In Chicago of the National Womens
Trades Union league the other day.
Mans chief wisdom consists I'm know.
ing his -Rochefoueauld.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
When the
Equines Own
New York

THE count t r Us
4 great equine
event, the ma
tional horse show,
which will be held
In Madison Square
Garden, New York,
during the week OF
Nov. S-13 will be an
exhibition national
in scope as well as
in name. For the
first time in the his
a .NE - 90 = Z =.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

They are never alone that are accom-
Sidney. --
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

"Nh OF TIE Ne" and not so tight as
ToQUES. last snoson As T.,
hats, an attempt is being made to bring
in the small affairs, but the milliners
also have plenty of large shapes in
stock, waiting to see which Dame
Fashion will choose. You're in style
just now whether you wear Il toque
no larger than hickory nut or one
of those big Gainsboroughs.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11

Then the guns are unseaed, and the steam
explodes. Instantly every starch granule is
blasted into a myriad particles.
The kernels of grain are expanded eight
times Yet the coats are unbroken, the shapes
are unaltered We have simply the magnfed
grain.
One package will tell you why people de
light in them. Order it now.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1909-11-11
RASMUSSEN LIVED
WITH ESKIMOS
Danish Defender Of Dr. Cook
Authority on Frozen North.
is AUTHOR OF A POLAR BOOK.

He Went to Greenland With Danish
Expedition In 1902 to Study Racial
History Of tho Greenianders, Etc.
Returned There In 1906, to Be Gone
Six Years.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
FAD OF HISTORICAL PAeEANTs.

The devotion with which we are
now going in for reconstituting our
history may be due in part to the
traditional vim we put into our play.
But at the same time it is quite
plain that there is stirring within us
8 quickened sense of the past which
has hitherto found its chief express
sion in our numerous associations of
sons and daughters Of something or
other. Add to this a latent fondness
for the picturesque which is usually
denied us as a people given over to
the cultivation of wealth and ugli-
ness. For some time to come our
sensibility to the call of the bygone
centuries must contend with the cap
ital fact that our most epic past lies
SO close to the present day and large
ly even within the present.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
HARD TIME FOR NJ

Emilio Pardo Bazan, the Spanish
novelist, in referring to the mental
stagnation Of her countrywomen,
said the laws are unfavorable to
them. The universities and college
classes are open to her, but those
who avail themselves of the priyi-
leges of higher education are ridi-
culed and blamed. Faculties dare
not brave public opinion and women
are left with no other resource than
marriage and in the lower classes
domestic service or something
worse. Although parents arrange
marriages, a woman may appeal to
a magistrate from a hateful alliance.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
DO NOT FAVOR sUFFRAeIsTs.

Austria is one Of the most conser-
vative countries of the world and
has not yet done much to encourage
women suffragists. Although there
has been much agitation, there is q
law that forbids women to attend
political meetings and IL was put
into force recently in order to call
the attention of the country to the
foolishness Of such a law.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
SOME AIDS TO THE MEMORY.
Mr.. o'5eetle Forced to Admit There
Might Be Something in System
He Pooh-Poohed.

'DO you think" O'Beetle asked
McFee, chat there's anything to
these advertisements you read about
a system Of remembering?"
81 don't. But | do think a man
can acquire the habit of making
everyday affairs remind him of
others"
O'Deetle pooh-poohed. "Unless
one thing relates closely to another
it would never remind me of any,
thing" he said.
"Well, I've known pretty brainy
men to have the same idea as my
self" ayerred Melee. "There's
jerks, the author, for instance.
"Jenks is certainly brainy," agreed
0'Beetle; "he's a man of letters"
He started suddenly; "And that re-
minds me! I've just remembered a
letter my wife gave me to mail; III
take care of it."
And while he was mailing it Nc
Fee chuckled at the quick change Of
opinion which had come over his
friend.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Land and Money.

nave a few Lafayette county
farms left that I a sell you al
reasonable prices. None any better,
and all know it,-aud they sell.
Some city residences and vacant lots
located to suit purchasers. viii take
pleasure in showing you anything
have for sale. Can see me at Gratz
Bros. phone 223, E, B. vaughn's
phone 80 or home phone PIP. ". V.
CURTIS.
Try the best coffee in the World,
"Revere"-Concord aud Continental
and have it ground on Electric mill.
Jos. L. Long Cash Grocer.
Don't forget the Hurry Messenger
Services when in need of a boy.
Phone 1853.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Worthy euarnlan Of Flock.

The %proverbial sagacity of the shep-
herds dog is well known, and a strik-
ing example Of this was seen in Gull
ter the other day, A flock Of sheep
was being driven along the road.
ana in passing the village the shep-
herd entered one of the shops for q
moment. In his absence a motor car
came up, but in a twinkling the dog
was forward and had the sheep
cleared to the side of the road for the
car to pass, the same as if his mas
ter had been there.-London Mail.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Bees, Sense Of Direction.

Bees return to their hives in q d.
rect line when they have been car
ried away and liberated, up to two
miles. This has been supposed to be
due either to the sense OF sight or of
smell, but the experiments Of CASTOR
BONNER have proved that neither
sight nor smell can serve the purpose
and that bees have a special sense
of direction" This sense is not In
the antennae.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
The World,s nlssass

Mammonism is only an effect Of
which selfishness is the cause. Self.
ishness-the assertion Of self against
the law of the universe, self-gratiica-
tton instead Of the general good
that is the disease of the world, and
we can never have social health until
society is saved from selhshness.-
Homiletic Review.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Notice.

All persons knowing themselves to
be Indebted at the drug store of the
late c. W. LOomIs are requested to
call there aud settle at their earliest
convenience.
Mrs. c. W. LOOMS,
Administrative.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
YOUR STATIONERY:

rs an indication of your business methods. If it is
~ cheap, poorly printed or ~disfsured with a rubber
stamp it gives the impression that YOU are not keeping
up with the procession. Get into the same-get some
good letter heads and envelopes and see how much more
pleasure you will get out of your correspondence.
qTHE INTELLIGENcER is prepared to give you just the
right thing at a reasonable price.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Notice.

Any person wanting a boy or girl to
work tor board while attending high
school this winter, will apply TO NJ. J.
Patterson, Superintendent city
schools. He has a number of appli-
cations from country boys and girls
who want to work for their board
this winter.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
The Lady's Gowns.

After a fashionable woman has got
into her morning gown, her day gown,
her reception gown, her tea gown and
her dinner gown all in M day, we
should think it would be about time
for her night gown.-ohio State Jour
nal. .-A,Hte
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
On Porpolss.

A porpoise can neither play football
nor yell, nor W so much as wave a
nag. He can't smoke a pipe, He can
act like a fool, it is true, but he can't
entertain the notion that in so doing
he is bright. He cant call his father
the pater, nor his mother the mater.
He can't, merely by filling his head
with the east wind, get to imagine
himself simply it. Why, then, do W.
continue to speak of schools of por-
poises?-Puck.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Your Nelahbor.

There is an idea abroad among
moral people that they should make
their neighbors good. One person l
have to make good-myself. But my
duty to my neighbor is much more
nearly expressed by saying that l
have to make him happy-if l may
Robert Louis Stevenson.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31

Farmer Jenkins - I've been hit
three times now by those automo-
biles and they never slowed down
enough for me to get their number.
But l guess this rake arrangement
will make it safe for me to take a
walk. -.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
The pax Of Best.

Carries sister May, six years Of age,
on being asked why the Sabbath day
vas different from the other days in
the week, answered very carelessly:
"oh, that's the day you pin things
on, stead Of sewing The Delinea-
tor.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Gods Plans for Mankind.

We were planned on lines of nobili-
ty; we were intended to be something
grand; not mean and stingy, but large
and generous; we we're made to Gods
image that we might be Godlike.-Ex-
change.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
A HAsrY EXPLANATION.

ri understand your daughter is
studying music"
eyes, but that isn't the reason we
give up our fat."-Detroit Free
Press.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Every One.

Every girl who gets married has a
light blue tea gown. She withstands
the temptation of a light blue tea
gown all her life, but when she gets
her wedding clothes ready, she resists
no longer.-Atchison Globe.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
SEQUENCE.

"Juns," said the sentimentalist,
SIS thu month Of weddings"
eyes" answered Miss Cayenne,
@and July is the month Of discord
and explosives. Washington Star.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31

AS the soil. however rich it may be,
cannot be productive without culture.
so the mind without cultivation can
eve produce good fruit.-Seneca.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
AS II OUGHT to Be.

Things would be greatly simplihed
II the nan who is i'll would always
enjoy eating enough, and if the man
who is well could enjoy re~fraining
from eating too much.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Much Easier.

ut would be quite a bit easier to
forgive and forget" remarked the OBJ
server Of men and things, IF the coal
man did not usually handle ice also"
Brooklyn Citizen.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31

AS Misrepresentation have been
made to some of our customers con-
corning insurance rates, we desire
to notify the public, and our Gus
tomers especially, that about July
l4th insurance rates we're reduced
on dwellings of all kinds and private
barns. And WI are prepared to
write insurance of all kinds as low
as the lowest and in the best of
companies.
John Taubman & Son.
Rooms 3 & 5, Traders Bank Bldg.
7-29-lmo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
John Taubman & Son.

Phone 1863 for a reliable Messenger
to deliver your packages, invitations,
circulars, samples, etc. Phone 1863.
LADIES, why not send that soiled
silk OF nett waist and have it look
like e with our French Dry
cleaning process?
GEO WTTTENBURG.
French Dry Cleaner
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Feminine Note.

The woman who is afflicted with the
butt-in habit usually has a long nose,
q long tongue, and says little when
she talks.-Chicago News.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
proud Of HIs Judament.

A man likes you to think he's smart
because the candidate he voted for got
elected-New York Press.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Sentiment by Tolstoy.

He who lives for the purpose Of full
nlling Gods will can not help being in
different to the judgment of people
Tolstoy.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
MsllcIov,ns,s.

Publish not mems secret faults, for
By d~isgracing them you make yourself
Of no rsputs.-Saadi.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Grades Of Sheen.

Merino is the wool sheep, Shropshire
The allpurpose and %southdown the
best mutton sheep.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31

Let Us VT talk III Of our enemiesl
Thay, ofsy, hever deceive us.-Hous-
save.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31

Nobody syer aid anything worth
vale BIZ merely beginning well.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Yes We Do Love Work.

Don't forget US. we are in town and
we want to make your side walks
We make the best and treat you
white. Others come and make big
talk then go. We stay, WORK, and
deliver the goods.
JOHN 1. ASHURST,
Contractor.
Office Phone 437 Res. Phone 325.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Michigan
Minnesota

Low round trip rates to many other points, liberal stop
overs going and returning. For full information call on
A.. S. LOOMS, Agent.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
nc Insurance Rates Reduced

Phone 437 Res. Phone %
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1909-07-31
Utah
Colorado

ogdOn, Salt Lake City S31.1o