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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
WATERFRONT NOTES

h"nE ''S9e'o ''''
oisa' ''e ."s Deh"''' "',' ''e''
were iost III me S'or"' WHICH '"se"
vi berihs sea ana a'Jacei, "a'erS nc
,eh"E. i"e s'ea'''""'p 1''''''' '"'
'"e schooheF D"Ao"i!' "'''" "e'c 'e
poi,eu III s'e". uahSe'' sousn' 'e'"s'
ochlhu oieuse isiahu anu sd'e'H "e"'n
lieu 're' SUI M
"e ,oas VI ,ne """'.' O''" 10 a"
.''p"'eu w ohe 'a''"'e VI .'p'"'" WIZ
warnings oi the resihch's. week
Oeiore 'he s'orih 'ap'"ih MoES ocach'
=" MS chooher ior inc "lh'e'' ne was
warned ny 'he people h''hs III 'ne
'icihit! 'ha' MS Nessei "o"ld pe III
great uahser III 'he event VI gaze
'roh' 'he southeast besp''e 'hese
warning captain Moss d'u not move
,ne o'sa' ana wheh 'ie s'o''' oFo"e
MS craft was Ponhu"u 10 pieces ny inc
hea'! seas .ha' s"ep, over he' az she
Id! oi me peach' ihere WIS no one
"poaro her AZ 'he ''iie'
Tue 'a""'N pe"ai'ce p'"Ne 'roi'' her
ahchorase ana was swept ashore u
competed wreck lhr"e sfna'i poa's OF
'he mosquito meet were also carried
rshore' o"' were ho' "ahiaSen' heaVv
parse' however was coiiipieteN de'
iho'iSheu when IL proke ioose from us
ihoorihss ana was thrown upon 'he
peach'
me s'or"i WIS one oi 'he WORST 'ha'
mas oeeh experienced III northern wat
ers III years.
irr IhoisEh NeN orleans Whlch
mas oeeh out o' COMMISSION whlIe I'M
uerSoihg repairs Tor the last Two years
VIII soon return 10 service ihe cruia
er VIII ne ready lor the sea ny De-
ee''oer To- Is reported 'hat the
NC" orleans VIII De placeh III COM
'ia'id vi cohihiahder J' >. Knapp, now
COMMANDING the hihi'or cheyenne
"e.' III reserve
rIepa'a'''hs are peihS maze
u '"rse' p'ae''ce al Masua'eha bay
me MS recent! commissioned MS
accompany the hotiila OF destroyers
!" ,he prac'ice GROUNDS. Inc naval
""N'''"'! transport buhaio' uhder COM
manu- Oh 'oh'mahder Guy brown Is
u"ue' o'oers u san shor'iF Tor Mag
'''''" o"s W ACT us s'a''oh snip duf'
'"s target prac,ice.
II Is propapie mat the New Or
'""s VIII We sent W Mas"aieha "a!
~ 'a,he' Pa''''e ana 'hehce 10 'hc
"'''e''' S'"'''"'
~
'""" n''i'''' hIia"' from hhuhi
Io,'s ''''uue" f-oo SACKS IN sugar
" '"'na "uS"'' fo' caSes oi pine
app'eS' GOV sa'hs rice ID SACKS bran
'",e ''"'S' er"'es e'ichehs' ana
V, p'oAases Sui"r'es' me hiian met
". Wv" ."' weather OH inc inward tril
n"e s'e"'ner W. u. nan Is reported at
hoioa on last saturday and an un
passeu Eieele the same day bound
"es'"ard'
, IA
iH MA 'oN navigation inner
'"' '"e was All arrival from MO 'his
'''o'n'hs' Inc 'esse' VIII take on a
seherai cargo AZ Honolulu destined
'o""eco VIII De Included IN the ship
e"'' which u oeihS forwarded TO the
o'"'es ny me fawaii Iobacco Com.
pa"'' me |"r''he Is taxing a large
'" p"aAehsers ana wiz sail toi
| IN
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
Wreeking Grand. Stand.

Wreeking Grand. Stand. go Chicago
Oct 2O.-Crown points grand stand
FOR automobile races, erected at the
time OF the Cobe and Indiana trophy
events, with seating capacity of TO-.
900, is win the hands of wreck
ing company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
VIM. MKINLEY LODGE Nc. SIX OFF.

Meets every 2nd and 4th Saturday
evening at 7:3O o'clock in X. of p.
ran, cor. Fort and Beretania. Visit
ing brothers cordially invited to at
Tend.
J.. NJ. McGREW, c. c.
l.. A. JACOBSON, X. Il. S.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
HONOLULU LODGE GIG, B. P. 0. E.

Honolulu Lodge No. GIG, b. =, o..
EiEs, meets in their hall, on King
Street. near Fort. every Friday even
ing. Visiting Brothers are cordially
invited to attend.
+. A. DOUTHITT, L. X.
II. c. EASTON, Sec'y.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
HONOLULU AERIE 14O, F. o. E.

Meets on the end and 4th WE'D
NESDAY evenings of each month at
1850 o'clock in X. of p. Hall, corner
Beretania and Fort streets.
Visiting Eagles are invited to at
b tend. \
W. NJ. Mccoy. w. Pres.
II. =. MOORE, Secy.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
SAIL WEDNESDAY
PASSENGERS ARRIVED

Per T. X, X. S. 5. Chiyo Maru,
from Yokohama and Oriental ports,
Nov. ii-Fur honolulu: Mrs. J. \.
Baer, w. Bruno. Miss l.. - Chumar.
MIS- Robert Harris, Mrs. NJ. II. How
ard, Mrs. j. K. Lee. G. NJ. Lovs,ed.
Mrs. c. NJ. LOvsted. Mr.. and Mrs. $.
l.. Moore, Miss +. $. Moore, Mrs.
stephen II. Phillips, l.. \. J. da Sill
va, Il. Suuga. Mrs. e. G. WOOdrough.
Miss Dorothy WoodrUugh Mrs. c.
famasaki infant and servant Mas
tiers X, *. and NJ. YamasaM. For
san Francisco: 5. Aoki. J. -Amemi-
va, Miss II. Bangs, Geo Chambers.
| Mrs. Geo. Chambers Mr.. and Mrs.
| 7. +. CObbs, Miss 4. T.. Donohueh,
Miss Alice Donald. Mr. and Mrs. G.
+. Ferguson, Mr.. and Mrs r. Fukui,
+. J. and Miss Gillies. Mrs. 4. u. Cor
don. Mrs. T. Hirose, infant ana
nurse; 7. ljichi, s. lnoshita, Miss y.
Kennedy, Sinclair Kennedy, r.
Kumc, Mr.. and Mrs. II w. Lance
and maid, w. l.. Lawton, W. c. Loo
benstine and wife. Miss y. Loben-
slime, Mrs. II. l.. Lewis. Y. Muruia,
Judge and Mrs. J. c., Miss NJ. and
! Master Is. McNally. Mrs. y. 4. Nor
ris, j. NJ. Menende2. Mr.. and Mrs. ;.
VI. McConnell,NIiss J. L. Ogden, c.
+. Osborne, J. Il. Patterson, Mrs.
Stephen Bali and maid. DIR. A. =.
'tidsdale, Mrs. NJ. G. Ryland. Mrs.
+. +. Seidmore, Miss L. r. Seidmorc,
Mrs. II. +. SOuthworth, II. u. Spen-
ser Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Strassburger. T.
| Iakeya, 7. Takamura, John W. Ter
refortc, i. Uyeda, J. Wada, x. Wa
"amori, Mr. and Mrs. A. L. White.
Per str. Kinnu, from Kauai ports.
Nov. He. A. Knudsen. FcdGiul
~, lzimoto, Pah On, Henry Will
gorth. Mr.. Hcffcrn, ]. Nalwi NJ
kapahu, Kooner, J. Hau, \. Mclean.
MIR. Ieyer. W. p. Faye, Miss Fave.
Miss Dahm, Mrs. II. p. Faye, Chas.
Wilcox, W. \. Kinney, Il. A.
kearns, Dr. Putnam. Miss Parsons.
Miss h. ID. Rice, H.n c. Waldron. l.
II. Fuller, Miss Withlpgton, Miss
lieifer and 81 deck.
~ 49, ++.+++
MEMO-S, 6. China sails for Snr
| frahclsco tomorrov Sunday Sam
Thursday. October as.
FuNCHNl.-So'led Oct. 90:
hr' ;. s. STANLEY, fDr Honolulu.
NEWPORT NEWS-+Sai!rd oct. 81.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15

Schr. Defender. from Honoipu Oct. ..
SAN CHARACTERIZATION Nov. u:
5. $. Manchuria, hence NV C..
TACOMA-Sailed Nov. 10:
S. $. Alaskan. for Honolulu.
HlLO-Sailed Nov. Q:
:. 5. Pleiades for san Francisco.
WlRELESS-t. 5. A. T. heridan viii
arrive from an Francisco tomorro"
saturday morning at daylight.
Thursday, November ~.
SSN rhAN'iS|o- Shiir" NO. W.
''1 ,ii ''''''r '"''o'''' j" ''''''
cp,ys u,ppop- ,r,iyo, M, IA.
Schr EonaJn Lo,co no, 90
schr Borealis. from Hilo Oct q.
SEATTLE-Sailed Nov. lO:
S. s. Hyadcs, for Honolulu.
WlRELESS--S. 5. Chiyo Marn will ar.
rive from fokphalna, On route IN
oah rrahcis,o, on oulduy II. = p IT.
Weu"eso'y, No'e'"'er ~
'NN nhNC'oco -Nrr''ea NV "
sem. Muilel, rom iiohoipn oc'' Il
SAN fhaNols'o-Arrlveu No2 ~
3 ;. hiIohlah' h'hee Nov :.
SAN FRANClSCo-Sailcd Nov 10;
;. 5. enterprise, Tor hii".
Sailed Nov. 10
5. 5. Asia, for Honolulu.
Tuesday, November Q.
PORT LuDLOW-Sailed Nov. s:
schr. Jas. Rolph. for Hilo.
COLUMBIA RlNER-Sailed Nov. s:
Schr. Churchill, for Honolulu.
SAN FRANClSCO-Sailed Nov. >:
$. s. Siberia y. M. for Honolulu.
Observation-Disclosures Nov. s:
Schr. J. II. Bruce. from San Fran
cisco.
Monday. November 9.
SAN RANCISCO-ArriynI roy \.
DIX. X. p. Rithet, hence Oct .
Observation-Disclosures Nov. I;
S. S. Korea, hence Oct. ~.
SATURDAY. Nov.r,ber
SAN FRANCIsCn-soi,od Nav :.
T. c ~ cho,,Ia, ,a, ,,,.,i..,..
ti,,', ' - ~ '''''''''"
~ ,v,or, 80, ST., '"' Nv, ,'o''o."'"'
=, 4, ., -,
D. .. santa It''a, ZOE Honolulu.
SEAL ii.E-Ar'I''d No'. Il
sp. MISUNDERSTANDING, hence OCj
Is.
NANCOuNER-Sailed Nov. ;:
S. :. Mariana, for Honolulu
SAN FRANCISCO-Arrl, Noy i.
s. China. II a m brnco oct u
cob. rwn ,,,,, Co.,. ' -, ~ 90
u,hrlnr, oo, o. ,..,'',,,,',,..' vs.
in,,tsn,aI ,aai. 49,, '''' '''7'''"
HI.O-ArriyaI NV ..
FIX AMMO I,hryo, ,ro,,, Co., r.,
cisco
HILO-Arriyed Nov 2.
Schr. " II. Marston from Drno,
do.
HHO-ArriveI. Nov. 4:
Schr. Oceanla Vance. from Eureka
Friday, November s.
NEW YoRk-sailcd No. 4:
Blk. Foohng Suey, for Honolulu.
"ON NhEi sailed No. I:
pGpr e','sI' ,I Iu.a''a' Tor 'ionoiniu
W,aohta IIiNeu NV y
PORT TowWSENn I'M, NJ, :,
Bktne. Penlciu hence Oct IN
YOKOHAMA-SaiIed Nov Z.
s. 5. Chlyo Naru. for uonoluiu
SAN Francisco SniIad NJ Z.
Ger. cruiser Arcouo for -.
pORT ToVNSrNn Anti, A.,
schr. Sophie Christensen rrnm pnr,
Allen
"Wednesday. Nov.mb.r
SAN FRANCISCO soiIod No ..
s. NInnon ,rarr ror ua,n,mi,,'
SAN FRANCIsCO-Arrived Nov ..
s Nebraskon ,.or, uuo ~, oc
SYDNEY-Arrived Nov ..
S. s. AorangI bapce Oc, "a
PORT LUDLOW-saiIed.
Blk Albert ,3rd ror uo,o,ru
Tuesday November 2
SAN FRANCISCO-.SoIled Nov ..
s : NiDuon Moru ~ ~, r,, H.,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
LOCAL and GENERAL

The Big Nickel Scratch Pad for sale
at the ulletin office for five cents,
Is one inch thick, made UP Of two hun.
dred sheets Of good paper. Six for .
quarter.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15

Bulletin Business Office Phone 258
Bnlletin Editorial Room Phone 1SH
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
DEPART TED

Sunday. November Il.
L. $ A. r. Sheridan for Guam an
Manila, a. m.
Monday. November II.
Stmr. J. A. Cummns. for Oahu
ports. n. N.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
HAWAIIAN TRIBE, No. /. I. R. N.

Meets every first and third Thurs
days of each month at knights of
Iythias Hall. Visiting brothers cor
dially invited to attend.
J.. A. PERRY, Sachem.
L. V. TODD, C. of r.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15

THE lNTERISLAND steamer Maui.
which has arrived from Hawaii ports
brought shipment of 90 head of cat.
tie and q packages of sundries. The
Maui met with bad weather on nor.
ton Of the trip which was unfavorable
Tor working the vessel. Heavy north.
crly swells with northeast winds pre-.
vailed
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
SAILING TOMORROW

Stmr, Miknhala. for Mol0kai ant
Mani ports: pass. ana gen. cargo j
!. m.
Stmr. Maunl koa, for Maui ana liza.
wall ports; pass, mail and gen cargo.
noon.
Stmr. MaUna lOa. for KOna and Kau
pOrts; pass ana gen. cargo. noon.
Stmr. kinau for Kauai ports: pass.
ana gen. cargo. > p. m.
Simr. Maui. for Kukaiau aud I.aupa.
hOchuc. ! D. III.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15

CATTLE FOR Molokai have been
ordered by the steamer Likelike. That
vessel loaded at Kawaihae on last Sat
urday. The vessel Is understood will
return to the Hawaii cattle port and
take on shipment OF cattle destined
for Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15

THE lNTER-ISLAND steamer Maui
Is scheduled to sail for Kukalau and
l.aupahoehoe tomorrow afternoon at
O'Clock. The vessel will carry freight
and passengers for the Big Island.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1909-11-15
SHOPPING news
AND
BUSINESS REMINDERS

]. Carlo. loan Office, has bargains in
jswslry and money to loan.
Go to the Fashion Saloon when you
want a delicious cold drink. made
right.
Go to Kcrr's today and get bargains
in clothing. table linens. household
goods and shoes.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
. . .
KILOGRAMS
By F. 10

IfJohn D. Rockefeller had bought
a few rotten titles for his daughters
he would be more popular in high
society.
The law maker who wears a
corporation collar knows just
where to find button any time
he wants one.
Constructing flying machines In
your sleep and taking a trip to the
castles you built in the air is a
harmless sport.
Policeman McCann of Chicago,
like the busy little bee, gathered
IN the honey, but the big fellows
higher up ate it.
When you see man with ten
penny nail performing the duties
of suspender button it is an Ill
fallible sign that his wife is 8
Suffragette.
The modern evangelist may be
a man behind the gun in the army
of the Lord but his tactics are
very similar to those employed by
a soldier of fortune.
In railroad wreck about siz
months ago shoecutter in Mich.
igan received injuries which ne
cessitated the amputation OF his
left leg below the knee. The
company settled with him for live
thousand dollars but his wife has
sued him for divorce because he
refused to buy her an automobile
with the money. Now that fellow
may have a wooden leg but it il
very evident he has not got 6
wooden head.
If newspaper reports are true
the Prohibitionists are turning the
South into moonshine country
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
One Of the Best Edited.

The Mirror, edited and publish
ed by the inmates of the Mime
sofa State Prison, at Saltwater.
has entered upon its twentythird
year. It is one of the best edited
and printed papers that comes to
our sanctum, and we extend con-
gratulations on the success which
has attended it's publication for
almost quarter of a century,
Reformatory Record.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05

Last Sabbath was observed here
as Flower Sunday. The inmates
who attended chapel service we're
each presented with a beautiful
bouquet OF flowers to their great
Joy. Lack of space prevents a
more extended notice. The pro-
gram will be found elsewhere in
this issue.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
An Evening Tale.

Dat bugologist Brovessor Webb
He goes around vrum bed to bed
And look for bugs. He must be pl11d
Who SAYS dere is Won bug he don't find.
Der odder night ven goes me to schleep,
Do dree bedbugs creep,
And ven Won comes clos't up to mine bed
Isoak 'ern Won right on der head
Got EN-? Nein. On his foos he got wings
He runs right out like everydings,
chase him-yah! but don't get far
Till smash my snoot on der bar.
He comes right in and yumps right ouse-
Den goes next door and starts rough house,
And vrum vot noss and cries hear
dnk he's got Chess by der ear.
Next door by me 1if Chesse Word
And Chess, he roars: Bring sword,
Or ANGLING volts goot and heavy
And I'll chase dis buggie to de levee."
But no one sword would bring
Nor any odder heavy ding
So nit der Pible he hits him slap
Dat gives de sugger lifetime nap.
-REx-2635
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05

Mr.. Waldorf says he not only /
eats four times as much as the
Warden but also about six times
faster.
"The nearest House Steward
Anderson's confidential bookkeeper
can get to acrimony is Ackermoney,"
said Teller. That's close enough.
"Not content with taking me
corncob pipe and pinching me
loose change off the piano. said
F. M, "some one has kindly re-
lieyed me of me wine cellar"
Uncle John and Old Butch say
the Aldrich tariff bill is all right
since the import duty on German
pipes has not been increased
The new bill has two. friends IN
this state at all events.
Next week Side Lights will have
been running a year in The Mirror.
Looking backward year in its
fight seems but a short time
even in durance vile-but looking
ahead a twelvemonth in similar
circumstances seems like an eter-
nifty.
Professor Webb..s has certainly
made good as bug exterminator.
He ought to make charming
rat catcher. He could play the
Peter Piper act. to perfection
without a doubt. The Professor
succeeds where others fail. There
fore great is the Professor.
A conspiracy to wantonly, Vi
ciously and maliciously injure a
fellow inmate is a most cowardly
and dastardly proceeding. Time
brings the truth to the surface and
the conspirators are usually "holst
by their own petard." One of the
Chief causes of conspiracy here as
in the outer world is JEALOUSY.
It is bad poison to have in ones
system.
Said Davy the other day:
"Lawd O. mercy! 1t is shore all l
kin do to climb these stairs. l
was born tired sure enough. I'll
never come back here again unless
they put in elevators. | have
always been accustomed to the
best. Yes, and they twill have to
put seats in the elevators seats
with soft cushions-or no more
M. S. P. for me-
when [ was out on parole, y
said the colored chef, 81 was paid
thirty dollars a month and [ work
ed very hard. AS soon as my pa
role period expired the same boss
paid me sixty dollars month and
I didn't have to work half as hard,
sub, nosuh. How do you account
for that, sub? | don't know sub,
nosuh. | was the same old six
pence all the time, sub, yessuh. y
On one of the hottest nights OF
the season Butch, IT,, was observ-
ed sitting in his apartment with
his coat buttoned up tightly while
the other boarders were all in
negligee, to use mild expression
"What's the matter Butch-bun-
died up like that this hot wealth.
err" ooh" he replied, 'I've
been handling ice all afternoon
and [ got my body cold, SO [ put
on my coat to keep the cold in
AS Guard Brostrom would say
'swhat do you know about that?'
Mr.. D. M. is another 'sbloody
H'Englishman" in captivity here
who has developed into an authol
of note and distinction. He il
getting to be regular Rudyart
Kipllng, jr., for these parts. Whel
he first started in, his manuscript
promptly found their way to tn
incinerator-b it is differen
now. They go that way hence
forth as printed matter-whel
they do 60 that way. The nigh
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
Diamond Dust.
~~~ON~~~o~~
BY r. l..

ers Higgins and Rhodes to the
Little Rock club Of the Southern
League.
Bates and Starr of the Boston
Doves have been traded to Phila-
delphia for Brown, Richie and
Shehan.
Dode Criss the Brown is again
starring as pinch hitter. When
it comes to breaking up games
Dode is ell there.
Claude Rossman may not be
very much on fielding but his wal
lops are often enough to keep him
on the Tigers payroll.
"Trade Waddell for Engle? Not
on your life," says James McAleer.
Other pitchers are subject to sale
or trade, but Rube, nix.
It is said that catcher Blair,
outGelder Hemphill and pitchers
Wilson and CHESHIRE Of the Yanks
are due to get the hook.
Mike Mitchell of the Cincy Reds
made the first home run on the
Pirates new lot. He drove the |
Spalding over the left field wall.
Al Orth, player manager of the
Lynchburg, Va, team has resigned
and will rejoin the Yankees. AL
is known as the curveless wonder.
President Hedges and scout
Dick Padden of the Browns have
left for California to buy up few
wonders for next seasons team.
Ex-Manager Frank Bowerman
of the Boston Doves has been re-
leased outright. Frank left at
once for his home in Rome, Mich.
Jimmy McAleer's downtrodden
Browns brought southpaw Krause's
winning streak to an end by bang
ing his slants all over old st. Looie.
The veteran Jack Warner is
working out every day at the Polo
Grounds. Jack is far from all in
and is on the lookout for a good
job.
Brooklyn has purchased outfeld-
er Wheat from Mobile. Wonder
if he is any relation to the family
Jim Patten of Chi, boosted while
back.
Pitcher Jesse Tannehill the late
Washington southpaw turned
down an offer to finish the season
with Minneapolis and has gone
home.
Pitcher Joe Harris who helped
Jimmy Collins win the Worlds,
Championship for the Boston Red
Sox has been turned adrift by the
Lowell club.
Connie Mack says he doesn't
fear Detroit half as much as he
does the Maps. Several pitchers
in the A. L. would like to miss
their turn against the Maps also.
| Christy Mathewson was taken
sick while pitching against St.
Louis and the doctor says it will
be two or more weeks before the
great twirler will 60 on the mound
again. Matty had just finished a
run of thirteen straight wins.
Ed Collins, Connie Mack q
second sacker leads the Johnston
bunch in clouting with a mark of
1867. Lajoie the Nap leader is a
close second while the great Ty
, Cobb is eighth with .321. In the
national show Hyatt of Pittsburg
lis titular leader while Wagner
the great is the real swat king.
Mike Donlin made good his
word that he would not look up
the New York magnates when he
: arrived in the big burg. He is
booked to sail for Europe soon un-
less McGraw and Brush are will
ing to pay him a paltry 100000
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
SIDE LIGHTS AE@ ): -:
BY AvIso.

chOOl, the CnautauQu6 anu AnO
Mirror have developed him. One
never can tell "wot III 'appen in
his blawsted kentry''-to Hing
ishman. Hemay be an author and
20 to jail-or he may go to Jail
and be an author, any'ow. !,
The following from the Denver
blican, entitled, Hoch Der
is worthy of publication
md lack of space elsewhere finds
t here:
Who ISIS it sails der atmosphere
Aslight as foam on stems OF beer,
Und has Chon Bull knockkneed
NIT fear?
Meinself-Count Yep.
Who ISIS it always in smash,
Und in der trees ISIS going, crash!
Und swears der German three
EN- dash?
Meinself-Count Yep.
Who patches up his cloud ma
chine
Und buys more Chon D. gasoline,
Und sail again, calm and serene?
Meinself- Count Yep.
Who beats all sky men in a
flight,
All but dose Yankee Brothers
Wright?
Who does admit dey're ausge-
sight?
Meinself-Count Yep.
Speaking Of wives who are for
ever and eternally nagging their
husbands reminds us Of an old
veteran of the Civil War and his
spouse who lived near Plattsburg
The old soldier was a great drink.
er, and for years and years spent
each day in town, only to come
home each night "loaded to the
hrim." Once in the house his
wife would give him a terrible
lecturing and each night he would
of course, promise never to let i
happen again. But the thing
went on without end-always the
daily trips to town, always the
fearful lecture at home.
His wife was discouraged; but
she thought she would try a new
plan with her bibulous husband
So she arranged to have one of the
neighbours boys hidden near the
roadside fence of the cemetary
which was between the city anc
the farm. A buffalo robe was ticc
over his shoulders and a great pail
of horns protruded from his head
At the usual hour, just aftel
dark had fallen, the old veteran
zigzagged up the road. His heae
was carried forward and he looked
like man trying to walk in hi
sleep.
Then it was that he heard al
awful growl or moan, and as h
came to a sudden and startled hal
in the road, the great horned an
imal arose from the dark recesse
Of the fence and came toward him
"Who be your" questioned th
old man, backing up step or tw
and beginning to notice things
The great shape only made NOR
hideous noises and moved towar,
him.
"Who be your" again demand
ed the old man. Il say, there
who be your
The thing came nearer, snortine
moaning and trying to puff fire
The thing and the veteran stood 70
some seconds looking at each Other
Then the thing said in the tone
of the grave:
"Villain! I-am-the-devil!"
| OF course the people scattere
along the road expected to see th
old veteran turn and flee in terro
But he didn't. He stepped brisk
ly forward and extended his han
to the thing.
"Shake hands, old man. he sait
II married your sister!'-Star {
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
latest Base Ball News.

Following are the percentage tables of
games won and lost showing the standing of
the clubs in the leading leagues up to and in
Guiding last Mondays scores:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1909-08-05
Mistakes Shall Not Occur Again.


When mi your brooding. gloomy arise
Thoughts past failure thoughts that despair supplies
Seek cringing meath a blow
But grapple them firmly would foe.
Be you the master! thine o mould
and by thee controlled
fearn from it's heart
knowledge, he experience that form
thus andthus failed
Here wantoness, thoughtlessness prevailed
by the God of men
These mistakes shall occur again.
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Song of Sea Dog.
Now what's the things don't jest right
A-growling and a-qubbling the way to fight.
Jest double up knuckles and ave another CO.
And when the pace begins and ave blow
tell me 'earties, there's time at sea
When the 'ad, like things gone mad
screaming DER the lee.
yer think nd appen
If the boys began ter squrm
frum the for cad to the stern!
peasin pickle. with whirlpu loose on deck
An nevera with n of pluck
old the thing in check.
BAIL there snevera of ya1ler dog.
Nevera of dumps
Could or than round or two
An a earty
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-04-28
A PLEASANT PARTY.

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