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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

well at night. l had rheumatic pain
and lost all energy. The urine was
In an awful condition. | ran down
and down until was an emaciated
wreck and an invalid, in bed and out
Of bed, but in it most Of the time. At
the time | started with Doan's Kid
ney Pills | weighed only 125 lbs. AS
they helped me l kept on until well
again and up to my old weight. ITO
lbs. In five years l have had no re-
turn of kidney complaint"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
ALL DONE BY WOMEN.

The Rev. DR.. Antoinette l.. B.
Blackwell met a young woman at a
national suffrage convention in Buff
.alo, n Y, for whose grandparents
she performed the marriage cere-
nony. The marriage took place in
1885, the year that DR.. Blackwell was
ordained and was the first at which
she officiated. Both Miss Anthony
and the Rev. William Ellery Chan
1ing were present and DR.. Claiming
IN being invited to assist in the mar
.iage ceremony refused, saying he
wished to have it all done by a wo-
Mathew York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Uncle Sans Human Hinges.

In other cities the doors of public
buildings are set on springs and slap
to and fro as the visitor wills, but in
Washington it appears necessary to
have a special man to open and
close the doors-human hinges as it
were-no undignified banging of
doors there; this custom has died out
in other places, but there are many
veteran negroes in Washington who
have seen years of such service for
the government; they have a stately
way of performing this office. which
gives door an official and unofti-
cial swing National Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
What's In A Nance

One Of the anecdotes which An
drew Carnegie is fond of telling con-
Germs a Grabbed bachelor and aged
spinster, who one day found them
selves at a concert The selections
were apparently entirely unfamiliar
to the gentleman, but when Mendels-
sohn's wedding March was begun
he pricked up his ears. THAT sounds
familiar" he exclaimed I'm not
very strong on those classical pieces,
but that's very good. What is it?"
The spinster cast down her eyes
That she told him demurely, sis
the 'Maiden's Prayer "-Cleveland
Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
TEXAS HAS WOMAN HISTORIAN.

TEXAS HAS WOMAN HISTORIAN.
Mrs. Percy Pennypacker, of Austin,
Tex., National Auditor of the FEEDER
alton of Women's Clubs, spent the
spring in New York City and Wash
mgton, D. c., gathering impressions
IN the tariff and other timely topics.
Mrs. Pennypacker wrote the history
Of Texas which is used in the public
schools of her own and in adjacent
States. She is a fervent advocate of
historical societies. She believes in
every county of every State in the
Unon having historical society and
keeping complete record of every
nan who has served the public in any
:apacity.-New York Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
ACCOUNTING ITCHING.

Eczema For Year-GOt No Relief
Even at Skin Hospital-In Despair
Until Cuticura Cured Him.
II was troubled by severe itching and
dry, security skin on my ankles, feet, arms
and scalp. Scratching made it worse;
Thousands of small red pimples formed
and these caused intense itching. l was
advised to go to the hospital for diseases
of the skin. 1 did so, the chief surgeon
saying: 4 never saw such bad case of
eczema But / got little or no relief.
Then tried many so-called remedies, but
I became so bad that almost gave up in
despair. After suffering agonies for twelve
months, was relieved of the almost I'M
bearable itching after two or three applica.
tions of Cuticura Ointment. continued
its use, combined with Cuticura Soap and
Pills, and I was completely cured. Henry
Searle, Cross St., Little Rock, Ark, Oct.
8 and 10, 1907"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston. Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
A Pirate.

s'What do you think of Miss Cali
hopes voice?" whispered the tall
girl with the mountainous pompa-
dour.
''She sings like a pirate" growled
the rude man in the starry vest.
Like a pirate? Gracious! And
what is the resemblance"
''Shes rough on the high C's. -
Chicago Daily News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
THoRNLEss ROSE COMING.

Mrs. w. J.Beggs, of Seattle, Wash,
Is credited with having grown a
:hornless rose. She is said to have
many rosebushes without thorn and
which bear rose which is almost
perfection in shape and coloring. A
thornless rose has been one of the
dreams of horticulturists for many
years, and the success reported for
Mrs. Beggs is expected to draw the
attention of rose growers in all parts
If the world. Mrs. Beggs began her
experiments when a neighbor of
Luther Burbank in California, but
t is believed she evolved the thorn
less rose without any suggestion from
this magician of the vegetable king
dom. It Is promised that shortly
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Well Meaning. But

Vivian-So you don't like Mr..
Smith?
Violet-No, he is very clumsy, es-
pecially when dancing.
Vivian-But he means well.
Violet-Yes. He is one of those
people who think it doesn't matter
how much damage they do if they
saw excuse me-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Righteousness.

A travelling salesman stopping at
hotel in country town on circus day
refused to use the wet and soiled
crash towel in the lobby.
The coIored porter said deprecat-
ingly:
''Boss, Is men has wiped dere
hans on dat fowl dis mornin' an
you is de fust ter complain"
Circle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

= =
larity of the urine &C
companied with pain
in the back made me
aware that | had
kidney trouble. 1
neglected it, and
finally got SO bad I
had to stop working.
My back ached terri
bly,. | could not rest
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
He Knew.

The Observation-Disclosures genera
ton will have to pass before true
and impartial history of the Civil
War can be written.
The Publisher-And by that time
there won't be enough interest in the
subject to warrant the expense OF
publishing the history.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

First the mining. then the eXplo-
sion! First the moral muscles grow
flabby, then the HELPLESS weakness be-
fore temptation. First the gray hairs
here and there sprinkled upon him,
and he knows it not; finally the spir-
ftual senility and swift Oblivion. This
is the course of unconscious deterior-
ation.-Rev. Charles F. Aked.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

way. 1 doctored
until / was dis
couraged, an d
thought I should
never get well. l
read a testimonial
about Lydia E.
Pinkham'S Vegeta-
bic Compound, and
thought / would
try it. After TAX
ing three bottles 1
was cured, and
never felt so well
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
CHINA FOR WHITE HOUSE.

Interest nieces Of china, once
owned sldent Fillmore. were
placed in the White House cabinets.
They were obtained through the eff
forts of Mrs Abby G. Baker, who has
charge of the White House collection,
under the direction of Mrs. Taft. She
learned that much of the Fillmore
china could be found in Buffalo, the
former Presidents old home. There
she found that two sisters. Mrs. B.
Terry and Miss Cornelia Burtis, had
bought the old Fillmore mansion
with almost all the furniture and
china. They were delighted to add
something to the White House COL
lection and gave an old Staffordshire
platter, willow pattern plate and
other dishes. From other persons in
Buffalo it is expected to get more
interesting articles owned by Fill
more.-New York Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
At the Altar.

will you have this woman to be
your lawful welded wife,"
That's, what lowed I would"
VIII you love, honor and obey
her?' -
Amt you got that switched
around, parson?" said the bride
groom.
!: john" said the bride-elect, don't
ypua reckon the parson knows his
business? Answer the question:"
3: Yes, sir, - said the bridegroom,
meekly, q reckon I'll have to. -
Atlanta Constitution
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

The big trees of California are the
oldest living things in the world. Es-
Inmates made from cross sections of
some of those which have fallen
show that the mature trees are more
than 1000 years old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Framing God.

God is too big to be smut up in any
set of definitions; for definition nee
essarily means limitation. The mo-
ment you define you conflne. No one
can frame Godfrey. Geo. Thomas
Bowling.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Where He Slept.

A prosperous farmer sent his son
to New York to begin life as a clerk.
After he had been in the metropolis
for six months the farmer wrote to
the merchant to ascertain how his
son was getting along and where he
spent his nights. In due time the
merchant sent reply to the farmer
which read:
Your son sleeps in the store in
the daytime. l don't know where he
spends his nights. Circle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Times Changes.

The captain was receiving the new
MILDLY.
"Well, boy, the old story, suppose
fool of the family sent to sea-"
ooh, no, SIR" piped the boy;
that's all altered since your day
Williams College Purple Cow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Shaker Dinner-Parbol potatoes, slice them
9 frying together
slices Of Cook onehalf OF
until tender, drain
- little pepper and
= hot the bacon potatoes Heap large
quartered, hardooked al
each
e q Shaker recipe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
coNDEMN1NG ExTRAvAGANCE.

CONCERNING EXTRAVAGANCE
Archduchess Friedrich Of Austria
raised a tempest by characterizing as
"preposterous extravaganza" the time
honored custom observed in Austrian
palaces that a candle once extin-
guished may never be relighted. The
Archduchess seems to have long been
harboring the idea in her mind, for
it was ten years ago, if the report
Of court ladies Is to be believed, that
she made her first remonstrance
against the custom.
The remonstrance was to all ap-
pearances done away with by the ar
gument that the labor required to
make wax candles was so slight as to
make them of no consequence. Some
three or four months later the Arch
duchess acquired a curious hobby.
She began to take lessons in candle
making. After this experience she
has again begun her crusade against
what she dubs a "preposterous ex-
travagance. New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
MODERN EDUCATION.

Johnny is having trouble in pre-
pairing his lessons to-day"
"How's that?"
THE teacher says he must bring
six grasshoppers to school tomorrow,
and grasshoppers are scarce"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Honest DOubterS.

Thomas was an honest doubter;
therefore the Master was anxious to
help him. Honest doubters are
treated in like manner to-day.-Rev
OrYillG A. Petty.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
He Was Having IT.

Stubb-"That's a witty Britisher.
While he was sitting on park bench
some mischievous boys filled it with
wax and his coat-tails adhered as if
they were cemented."
Penn" Great joke! What did he
say when he arose?"
Stubb-"Why, that well-known
British expression, I'm having a rip
ping time "-Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Hard To Understand.

whats Johnny been doing?' ask
ed the patient father.
He had an alteration with the
neighbors' children, was warned by
THE police. broke the cellar window,
tried to put:la cartridge in the furn-
ace-that's all l can think of just
now"
Its absolutely marvellous, isn't
it,"
What is?"
nerve to kidnap a small boy
Washington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
A1iEStnPnf.

If the strings of piano were tuned
exactly right you could only play in
one key. Only by dropping little
the perfect pitch of every conviction
can Won get along with folks.-Rev.
Frank Crane.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
ONLY THEORETICAL.

"That joker you were trying to get
into the bill didn't work" said one
legislator.
No" answered the other. at
wasn't a practical joker. Washing
ton Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Never Tells Truth.

A by always brags of what he will
do when he's man.
And when he becomes a man he
always boasts of what he did wher
he was a boy.-Pick-Me-U
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
No Escape.

Her Husband-Well, 1t takes two
to make a quarrel, so I'll shut up.
His Wife-That's just like a con-
temptible man. You'll sit there and
think mean things.-Chicago News,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

The Department of Agriculture ex-
poets this years sugar beet crop to
total more than a million tons, the
greatest on record.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

The East Indian government has
sent representative of its fisheries
department to the United States tC
study the American methods OF
Matching fish.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces lntiamma'
tion aIiavs main. cures wind collie Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Magnalium, new alloy of mag
nesium and aluminium, is said to be
lighter than the latter, but as strong
as brass and easily turned, planed OF
drilled
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

On terrestrial globe of diameter
equal to the height of an average
man, 661a inches, one-sixteenth OF
an inch represents the greatest ocean
depth
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
Tho Worldly Man

The man VINO permits himself to
be the victim of his sense is what the
Scriptures truly denominate the
worldly man.-Rev. E. L. Powell.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

During Hot Days and Cool Nights
Take DR.. Biggars Huckleberry Cordial for
all Stoma III aud Bowel Troubles, Children
Teething, etc At Druggists 23; and Que.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

A Pennsylvania has patented
stand that may be clamped to table
to prevent a housewives fatirons
from falling.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

An emergency rope tire that can
be packed in small compass has been
invented to replace a damaged rub
Der one for an automobile.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
TDlD3SSiiIIe Ideals,

Impossible Ideals MAKE for laWless.
ness rather than for righteousness
and the betterment Of life.-Rev. II.
Martin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

several of Mrs. Beggs' rosebushes
will be sent to this city, and practi-
cal proof of her work excites curios-
tty.-New York Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

known as the kleptograph, burg
lar alarm invented by an Italian ig-
mites a flashlight and photographs
an intruder.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

For HEADACHE-H1ck GAPUDINE
Whether from Colds. Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles Capudine will relieve you.
It's nQuid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. 10c.. CSC, and Soc at drug
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
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sons hats have touches Of jet. A
handsome model shows broad band
of jet around the crown and two fluffy
white ostrich tips put on in an almost
erect position. This sounds startling,
but the effect is very smart.-Ncw
Haven Register.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
A Domestic Eye Remedy

The Canadian government has
taken steps to protect the beaver.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

FRENCH WOMEN BUSY WORKERS
There are 1000 women IN France
who earn their own living. In Paris
women now work as cutters Of prec-
ious stones and they have proved so
skilful that they may win supremacy
from Amsterdam as the centre of the
stone-cutting industry. The women
cutters receive $40 a day, against
the sixty cents paid the Paris seam
stress. Women are found in almost
every line of work in France. For
example, a woman is in charge of the
railroad station in Froissy, a Paris
suburb, while her husband works
under her as porter. The only bar
Der shop in Froissy is run by mile.
jeanne" who works only on Tues
days and Fridays. Nine. Lesobre
holds the joint position of telegraph
messenger and postman. She aver
ages twenty miles a day, seven days
a week, and has not missed a day in
fifteen years. A woman pounds the
big drum in the Froissy brass band
and a woman holds the street clean
ing contract.--New York Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAW PILLS

The best Stomach
and Liver Pills known
and q positive and
speedy cure for Con-
stipation. Indigestion,
Jaundice. Biliousness,
Sour Stomach. Head
ache. and all ailments
arising from a disor-
d ere d stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concentrat-
ed form all the viz
tues and values of
Munyon's Paw Paw
tonic and are made
from the Juice of the
-I,N-i+.4i- r041~,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

The Persian gulf region holds the
record for heat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
ro- COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
relieves the aching and fevertshness-cures
the Cold and restores normal cond1tlons. Its
iiouid-effects Immediately. lOc., 25c and
Soc. at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Paw-Paw fruit. I unhesitatingly recon-
mend these pills as being the best laxa-
tive and cathartic ever compounded. Get
a 25-cent bottle and IL you are not per-
fectly satisfied l will refund your money
.-MUNYON.
tIrIl-llilRD and JEFFERSON SITS,
PHILADELPHIA PA.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Brazilian scientists have develop
ed a new variety of coffee, with
large, fine berries, which ripen early.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to Pure Food and Drugs Laws.
Wins Friends Wherever Used. Ask Drug
gists for Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

An electric fan has been devised
to remove the feathers from chick
ems
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Nearly every third person walk
ing the streets of Havana is a Negro
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
WHY Not?

Mother-Just run upstairs, Tom
my, and fetch baby's nightgown.
Tommy-Don't want to.
Mother-Oh, well, if you're going
to be unkind to your new little sister,
she'll put on her wings and fly back
to heaven.
Tommy-Then let her put on her
wings and fetch her nightgown.-
Technical World
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
YOUR
BACKACHE
WILL YIELD
To Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Rockland Maine.-"I was troubled
for long time with pains in my back
and side, and was miserable in every
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Nothing costs less than encourage
meat, and few things are worth more.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
INVALID FOR YEARS
Made Well by Curing the Weakened
Kidneys.

r. A. Davis, 700 Third Ave, Col
umbus, Ca, says: ga slight irregu-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
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HOMEMADE BUTTONS.

Now that they are using buttons
on dresses covered with the same ma
terial as dress goods, one can use
the common bone buttons, the size
desired and cover it yourself. Use a
circle Of the goods twice as large
as button. Bring all together on
back of button and sew firmly
New York World.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18
NEW WAY TO CUT PINEAPPLE

NEW WAY TO CUT PINEAPPLE.
An original way to prepare the
delicious but troublesome pineapple
is to cut it in half, after removing
leaves, and dig out the contents with
a silver teaspoon. This is easily and
quickly done.
Use the spoon with a rotary mo-
ton so as to form cubes. Scrape the
inside rind we'll for juice, and what
is usually a wasteful process leaves
nothing but thin shell of rind.-
New Haven Register.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1909-06-18

Its absolutely marvellous, isn't