Bisbee daily review., 1909-07-20
VELVET AND RAGS
BY LUZ F. VERNON


 It's absurd to imagine for a moment that any of our noted men in the spot light of publicity wish to muzzle the press. Not bit of it. The news papers are at liberty to say all the flattering things about these men they choose.
 An elevated man,
 On an elevated plan,
 Keeps all he gets
 And gets all he can
 Battling Nelson saculd now journey to Lincoln, Nebraska A citizen of Lincoln, and Bat, could sympathiz,. with each other. and incidentally ex- change books
 A man is often woman's toy, to be thrown aside when he is broke
 California man was sentenced to the penitentiary for seven years be- cause he married ten women. Many 8 man has received a longer sentence for not marrying one.
 ore-"The expression He went fly ing down the street is seldom heard these days"
 slag-"Right. People are too bas,. saying He beat It," you know
 The Los Angeles Times wants to know what has become of the little boy with the red top boots. This r. easy He is taking young ladies .u. for joy ride these days.
 Bisbee is all right outside and in- side. whichever way you take her. it Is the place in which to stay. if you are already here, and the place ;n come to if you are laboring under the disadvantage Of residing anywhere else.
 A steward is Londcn was severely bitten by Suffragette who he was trying to eject from meeting The latest demand is Bites for Woneu'- male stewards preferred.
 l read in a certain paper that those novelists who cannot write about love write about money" Novel ists are always fond of writing tn subjects they know nothing about An eastern judge has decided that trousers are not necessities. The Sa- lome craze appears to have infected even legal circles
 Bisbee Youth treading cheap nog- eD.: I'm out of all patience with rh1r 1nh s,, the hard work he's giving his eyes he doesn't deserve to have none.
 Friend: Whats he been doing now2'
 Bisbee Youth: This book is fuli of , it. First he threw his eyes up to he ceiling, and let them drop on the floor; then he darted them down a long corridor, and then rested them on the cool waters Of the lake. Then he must have called them back some how, fer it says he bathed then in sad, salt tears, wiped them, and swept then with long lashes. Once he was idiot enough to rivet them on the dome, and when left off was fixing them on suit of clothes" An old saw declares there is more than one way in which to kill a cat, !" and it seems there Is more than one | way to make people believe tha. when rivers "go dry" that it is a genuine blessing to a city or country. Here Is an argument tending to show the goodness and benefit that insues from rivers going dry" It is from the Los Angeles Times: The tourist who laughs at the i dry rivers" of California does so for |, the reason that he doesn't know any better He is not illinformed, but noninformed. Most of these rivers. ike the Santa Ana. go dry at certain seasons of the year. and in spots. merely to conserve their waters. They arc not imprcvident streams. tum. bling themselves into the ocean use iessiy. They bury their waters. con serving them. and hold them to await the needs of the fields and orchards. ?
 They are not improvindent streams tumbiing themselves into the ocean needlessly" Gee. Isn't this great real ing?