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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

until after they are gone.
Mercy Is love at work.
Truth is the light that gives life.
The devil has school teacher IN
every man who swears
1t takes something more than long
hair and whiskers to make saint.
The character Of truth Is always IN
dorsed with thus saith the LORD.
God has ordained that no one shall
do wrong and find happiness in it,
1t is easier to bend sawlog than IL
is to make an old man change his way
Before you get into the hopper, take
a good look at the grist that is coming
out.
In the sight Of God there is no differ
ence between being wrong and doing
wrong.
Has any one ever starved because he
got O stone from the Lord when he
asked for bread?
Better be suspicious of the way that
begins with roses and seems to run
straight to paradise. y
Many a woman finds that 1t makes
her neighbor's house look better to
wash her own windows.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
Nothing Doing,

Floorwalker-Can l do anything for
you. madam?
Mrs. Kleptomeyer-No, thanks.
don't wish to buy. I'm just out shop
lifting.-Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
A Definition.

Cobb-What's the difference between
vision and sight?
Dobb-See those two girls across the
street?
Cobb-Yes.
Dobb-Well, the pretty one would
call a vision, but the other cne-she's
a sight.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
How the Trouble Started.

Publisher-Surely it ought to be pos
sible to make good print paper out of
cornstalks.
Mill Owner-Your wish, sir, is fodder
to the thought.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Time-A year after they had faced
the parson together.
when you were first married you
said you thought heaven had sent you
to me-" remarked his wife. DO you
still think sof"
"Yes-as a punishment" answered
the brutal other half of the combine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
IInrd Bubble.

Gunner-He used to be a pessimist
derstand he has changed his opinion.
Guyer-Yes; you see, he fell out OF
an airShip not long ago.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

"You hire a man to watch your prem
ises for a dollar night, do you?
"Yos, and he's pretty good dollar
watch, too, if anybody should ask you
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
Avertfng u Catastrophe.

Gwendolen-O, Jack. whan you talk
like that you break my heart!
Jack lin a whisper)--I won't do ii
any more. dearest. Awfter this I'll say
ither and nyther.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
Ceremony Omitted.

The king of the hobos, who was on his
travels, had just met the king of the
Cannibal islands.
WELL" they said. as they looked at
each other, II guess we won't kiss"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Amelia Bloomer had invented the cos
tune that bears her name.
II wanted to make something as un-
like the sheath gown as possible" she
explained.
This also explains why it never be-
came popular among our society leaders
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
WrOnged.

"Of course. you got the copyright"
They said, ION your famous song"
T did not" said the luckless wight;
"lhey printed my copy wrong" J"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Pneumonia and Consumption are always pre-
ceded by ordinary cold. Hamlin's Wizard Oil
rubbed into the chest draws out the inflammation,
breaks up the cold and prevents all serious trouble
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

etc st. Vitus' Dance Diseases permA
III nently cured by DR.. ines Great Nerve Re
storer Send for FREE So 90 trial bottle and treatise
DR.. r. II. Kline Id, 93 Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Got to Have 'Em to Pull.
Don't you suppose, senator, that even
tually all kinds of machinery will be run
by wireless system?"
"No, my boy; we never could run a
political machine without wires"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
Sim Dli0ed.

Slug Allow do you spell
Old Fashioned Proofreader-Any way
sou please All rules of spelling have
been abolished.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the b, st remedy to use for their childrel
during the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
The Infant Terrible

81 never told lies when | was a little
girl. Gladys"
"When did you begin, then, mamma r
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching Blind. Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in to II days or money refunded. Soc
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
onlv One "BROMO oUININE"


That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Loci
for the signature of E. w. GROVE. Used th'
world over to Cure a Cold in One Dav. Csc.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Don't fool with
sin. 1t is safer to
step on a live wire.
Unless fathers
walk is as good as
lis talk he had
better not say
much.
Angels come TO
most Of us, but
few Of us know II
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
Free Entertainment.

Mrs. Mooner-I always make 1t q
point to go shopping early in the morn
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Pettts Eye Salve 100 Years Old,
relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye
aches, infamed, sore, watery or ulcer
ated eyes. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Stockholm, Christiania, Berlin and Lon
don, in the order named. have the lowest
death rates of all the cities of Europe.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Mrs. Spooner-To avoid the rush?
Mrs. Mooner-No: like to listen to
the shop girls telling each other their
dreams.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

There are nearly two women to every
man teaching in New York's secondary
schools.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25

Less than l per cent of the public has
occasion to make use of the worlds ca
bles.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1909-03-25
RAMS HORN BLASTS.

Warning Notes Calling the wicked
to Repentance.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
IN A
TERRIBLE FIX
A Georgia Woman Tells How She
Felt Like SheWas Being Killed
-Cardui Helped Her.

pelbam Cal was In terrible
ex~ writes Mrs. E. l.. Bigham. OF Pei
ham. Ga. 81 was so weak l could
hardly walk across the room. / nao
such pains in my sides and wouid
swell nm so l could hardly stand IL.
was irregular and could not do my
work. My head ached all the time.
40 bad at times / felt like 1t would
til, me. I also suffered with drawing
mains in my legs and my back hurt
and I was getting poorer every day.
but Cardui got me up able to DO my
work and feel better than have for
some time.
II cannot praise Cardui strongly
enough. l will recommend 1t to al
my trends"
Az tonic. for weak women. We
know of nothing equal to Cardui. 1t
gives strength and ambition. bright
ems the eyes, clears the complexion.
regulates the system and helps you
back to a new youthfulness of looks
and feeling.
Made from pure vegetable ingred-
tents. it contains no powerful. mineral
drugs, or deleterious compounds. Con-
tanning no glycerin. or similar ma
terial, it has no mawkish, disagree
able taste, and has no possible bad
after-effect.
Absolutely harmless, it is good for
young and old and should be In every
family. Try it.
Your druggist sells 1t.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

One of the most useful applications
Of Portland cement in farm economy
is seen in the construction of build
ings for the sheitering and feeding OF
swine. 1t was the good fortune OF the
writer several summers ago to aid In
the planning and construction of such
structure on the farm of U. f.
Stoner in Stark county, o. AS con-
crete played an important part in the
erection of this building, it may pos
sibly be of interest to know how tins
particular hog house was built.
The ground plan dimensions are IL
x20 feet. The foundations are made
of two layers or tiers of heavy build
ing tile set on top of finely crushed
stones, filling a trench about 2.5 feet
deep. This depth of foundation prac
tically prevents any upheaval from
frost in the winter, writes II. s. Cham
berlain in Farmers Review. The
space between these foundation walls
was filed up, even with the top Of
the first tier of the wall tiles, with cob
BILE stones picked up in the fields
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

These stones were tamped into place.
by means of a heavy block OF wood,
in preparation for the application OF
the first layer of concrete. The con-
crete mixture comprised one part of
cement, two parts sand and three
parts gravel well incorporated by first
mixing in the dry state and after
wards thoroughly remixing with the
right amount of water to make it
spread well in laying the floor. In or
der to insure proper drainage to the
floor. the concrete was laid six inches
deep at the front to depth of four
inches at the rear, thus making a
slope of two inches to the floor IN a
distance of 16 feet. On the top OF this
first layer of concrete was placed a
half inch surfacing of l and l mix
ing of cement and coarse sand. This
gave a harder and firmer surface than
IL the first deposit of concrete had
been left exposed to use as a floor
surface.
However, the most interesting and
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
CONCRETE HOUSE FOR
SHELTERING AND FEEDING
One of the Most Applications Of Cement Is Seen In
the Erection Farm BuiIdinGs-By
H. Chamberlain.

feature of the concrete
portion of this hog building is the con-
crete feeding trough which is an in
tegral part of the floor. -Four feet
from the front wall is this concrete
trough. A temporary mold was con-
structed from inch boards. Only the
outside form was used in making the
trough; the interior was shaped by
means of trowel and finishing tools
without the aid of retaining walls.
The inside and outside of the trough
is coated with ! and / mixture OF
cement and sand to render 1t imper-
vious to water and thus bar leakage
of fluids poured into it.
At the middle portion of this trough
is a partition, built in during the proc.
ess of constitution, for the purpose OF
making two receptacles in one.
The frame work of this building for
swine il made of 6x6 inch stills with
AKA inch corner uprights 10 feet high
The rest of the framework is filled IN
with 2x4 inch studding and rafters Of
the same size timber. The material
used in the frame is oak and maple
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
Would Be No Change.

During the presidential campaign
the question of woman suffrage was
much discussed among women pro and
con and at an afternoon tea the con-
versation turned that way between
the women guests.
Are you a woman suffragistT'
asked the one who was not interested.
Indeed, am not" replied the other
most emphatically.
"Oh, that's too bad, but Just suppos-
ing you were, whom would you sup
port in the present campaign"
THE same man I've always support
ed, of course" was the apt reply
my husband"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

The use of oxen in logging opera
lions in the great forests of pine and
hardwoods in Arkansas and other
parts of the south is almost as COM
mon to-day as in the earlier period OF
the lumber industry before the intro
duction of tram roads and modern
machinery for skidding and loading
the cut timber.
Some of the larger lumber manufac-
turing concerns in Arkansas have
three or four hundred head OF oxen
constantly employed in handling the
logs from the interior of the forests
70 the loading places. 1t is found that
these patient animals are much more
seryiceable than mules or horses for
this particular purpose. What they
lazy in uuickness of movement they
more than make up in other respects
Another advantage in using oxen IN
logging operations is that in the for
est regions of the south the natives
are used to handling them and prefer
them to. horses or mules. The ami
mails require little care and attention
They will stand an enormous amount
Of hard work, and, by doubling teams
great loads of logs may be hauled up
on wagon
TIE OK drivers In the Arkansas for
ests are typical natives who posses
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
A Convenient Hog House.

The siding is pine laid on in ship lap.
In the interior are two wooden par
titions dividing the floor space into
three parts for convenience in feed
ing and rearing pigs of different ages.
At the front portion of the interior
is a fouf-foot wide gangway from
which the animals are fed. Just
above the trough are suspended two
yates from the joists overhead. These
are arranged SO as to swing forward
and back over the trough to facili-
tate feeding. When the pigs are to
be fed the gates are freed by means
of a latch and are swung inward. thus
placing the trough in the entry 81
that it may be cleaned out and thu
food placed in 1t without loss of tenn
per and patience on the part OF the
farmer. When the feed is put init
the retainer, the gate is swung bacl
towards the entry room and the hun
CRY animals then have a chance t
get in place by a vertically acting
slide bolt.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
Fertility Of Swamp Lands.

Swamp lands have often proved I'M
favorable for agriculture, even when
well drained and fortified. From the
investigations into the subject in the
extensive swamps of the United
States A. Dachnowski concludes that
the loss of fertility is due. at least in
part, to the presence in bog water
of substances poisonous to plants.
They seem to be produced by imper-
feet oxidation and decomposition OF
proteins and related bodies and 1t ID
possible that in respiration bog plants
MAJ differ from others. After the
land has been exposed to the air FOL
a time the fertility is restored by OF
idation of the harmful products.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
DAY
Canada's Day Of Thanks Month Ear
iier Than In the United States.


For some reason better known 10
the Canadians themselves than to the
people on this side of the line, our
Canadian cousins celebrated their
Thanksgiving a month or more carrier
than we do. 1t may be that the CANA
dian turkey had become impatient, ana
sounded a note of warning, or it may
be that the frost on the pumpkin de-
clared itself. But whatever the reason
their Thanksgiving day is past. 1t may
nave been that the reasons for giving
/ thanks so much earlier than we 90
we're. pushing themselves so hard and
| so fast that the Canadians we're
ashamed to postpone the event. They
have had reasons, and good ones, TOO,
tor giving thanks. Their great broad
areas of prairie land have yielded IN
| abundance, and here, by the way, 1t Is
| not uninteresting to the friends OF
the millions of Americans who have
made their home in Canada during the
past few years to know that they have
participated most generously in the
cutting Of the melon" Probably the
western portion Of Canada. comprising
the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatche-
wal and Alberta, have the greatest
reason of any Of the provinces to ex-
presy in the most enthusiastic manner
their gratitude. The results in the
line Of production give ample reason
tor devout thanksgiving to Providence.
This year has surpassed all others In
so far as the total increase in the coun-
try's wealth is concerned. There is no
question that Providence was espe-
cially generous. The weather condi-
lions were perfect. and during the
ripening and harvesting period. there
was nothing to interfereI And now II
was well it was so, for with demand
for labor that could not be supplied
theye was the greatest danger, but
with suitable weather the garnering OF
the grain has been successfully accom-
tlished. There have been low gen
eral averages, but these are account
ed for by the fact that farmers were
Indifferent relying altogether upor
what a good soil would do. There
will be no more low averages though
for this year has shown what good
careful farming will do. 1t will pro
duce 100 million bushels Of wheat from
seven million acres, and it will pro
duce a splendid lot of oats, yielding
anywhere from so to 100 bushels pc
acre. This on land that has cost Blu
, from $40 to SIS per acre-many farm
! ers have realized Sufficient from thi
years crop to pay the entire cost o
their farms. The Toronto Globe says
The whole population of the Yves
rejoices in the bounty of Providence
and sends out message of gratitud
and appreciation Of the favors whicl
p have been bestowed on the country
+ The cheerfulness which has abounde
. with industry during the past ST
u months has not obliterated the conceI
s. ton of the source from which tn
'r blessings have flown, and the goo
u feeling is combined with a spirit &
8. thankfulness for the privilege of Twin
~ In so fruitful q land. The misfortune
se of the past are practically forgotten
70 because there Is great cause to col
IL template with satisfaction the con
10 forts Of the present. Thanksgivin
as should be q season Of unusual q
us thusiasm."
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
Had an Object Lesson.

The happy mother of a seven
months-old-baby whose chief business
seems to be making a noise in the
world, was paying her sister a visit.
and the other evening young Master
Harry, aged seven years, was dele
gated to care for the baby while his
elders were at dinner. So he wheeled
it back and forth, the length Of the
library, giving vent to his sentiments
by singing, much to the amusement ri
the family:
Gee whiz! I'm glad I'm free,
No wedding bells for me.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

many interesting characteristics. In
most cases they are young men. 1t is
said that good OK driver has the
making of a good logging man. 1t is
the first step in an industry that re-
ouires the exercise of much skill and
courage.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
Fiohtina the Slave Trade.

Although slave-trading is generally
supposed to be thing Of the past, the
United States contributes annually
500 as it's share of the expense Of
keeping up at Brussels an institution
known as the international bureau for
the repression of the African slave
trade.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
prar, o. omo crrr o. ro1.po. |

DfAfD or ONO CITY or TOLEDO.
LUCAS COUNTY. -
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he b ssntua
mariner of the firm OF F. J.. CHENEY Co.. doing
business in the City Of Toledo. County and STATE
Aforesaid and that said frm will pay the sum o.
ease of CArARRH that be cured by the use 81
HALLS CATARRH CURE -
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed In my presence
this 9Th day Of December A. D.. 1886.
49,, A. W. GLEASON.
1 SEAL NOTARY PuBf,c.
Halls Catarrh Cure b taken internally and -
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OK W
Ugtem. Send for testimonials. free. -
FL. CHENEY CO.. ToIsde q
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constpatioA
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

For sore throat, sharp pain
in lungs, tightness across the
chest, hoarseness or cough,
lave the parts with Sloan's
Liniment. You don't need to
rub, just lay it on lightly. It
penetrates insta ntly to the seat
Of the trouble, relieves conges
ton and stops the pain.
Here's the Proof.
Mr.. A.W. Price, Fredonia, Kans.s
says: 1--WE have used Sloan's Ini-
ment for year, and fnd 1t an excel
lent thing for sore throat. chestpainst
colds, and hay fever attacks. Afew
drops taken on sugar stops cough.
ing and sneezng instantly"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
Keeping Apples in Winter.

Apples have been found to KEEP
better if we'll colored and ripened,
though not overripe. Picking should
not be delayed till the fruit com
mences to fall
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

1t is an excellent an
tiseptic remedy for
asthma, bronchitis,
and all inAammatoy
diseases of the
throat and chest;
will break up the
deadly membrane in
an attack of Group,
and viii kill any kind
of neuralgia or rheu-
matte pains.
All druggists keel
91oan's Eminent.
Prices 26e., &c., &$1.W
d ! kssl & &t Sloan
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

The best preparation for the future
Is the present we'll seen to. and the
last duty well done.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

Constipation causes and aerravates many serious
fses seS II is thoroughly Cured by Or. Pierce s
Pleasant Pellets The fayorite family laxative.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11
Here's fhe Proof.
Sloans
Liiniirnent

is easier to use than porous
plasters, acts quicker and does
not clog upthe pores Of the skin.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces
slays pain, cures wind colo sc bottle
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1909-12-11

The greatest necessity in a woman's
lie is love
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-08-03
BUFFALO RANCH TO BE
MOVED TO MEXICO,

Captain Charles Goodnight and Dr.
Charles Young have purchased q tract
of $4,000 acres in Old Mexico. and
the famous Goodnight herd OF buEalp
and the cattle Of crosses between
buffalo and cattle viii be transferred
from the Panhandle ranch to the new
location. The Panhandle ranch VIII
be cut up for farming tracts.
For more than a quarter of a cen
tury, Captain Goodnight has been
raising buffalo and cattle. and he is
probably the greatest living authority
on the buffalo. The development Of
the West Texas country has made
land too valuable to be used for graz
ms purposes: so the herd is being
moved to a less developed country
The Mexico ranch was a part of the
General Geronimo Trevino ranch of
two million acres and is along the Rio
GIande a part being opposite Del Rio.
Texas Farm and Ranch.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1909-08-03


The Election-Beyond the fact that
the saloons were closed and the
city quieter than usual, there was
little if any evidence in Brownsville
that an election was going on today.
Probably very few voters took enough
interest in the three amendments
to the Constitution submitted for
their decision to go to the polls.
Coolest soda water in town at Mar
tinez's drug store. 7-l3-tf
DIR. SizeIan's office will be closed
from Aug. 5 to Aug. 16--inclusive
7-S1 If.
C. Fl. Boles and S. H. Whisner of
San Antonio, representing the Equit-
able Life Insurance Company. are
here in the interests of this organ
ization, which. by the way was or
gained chiefly by Brownsville cap
italists.
Always take Club boat to Tarpon
Beach.
7-81 If
\ Country Club.-The move TO or
ganiEe a country club, which has
been talked of for some time. pro-
misses to assume definite form shortly.
The plan contemplates golf links and
other means of diversion which go
to make up the usual country clubs
attractions The location will be
near the lake in West Brownsville
Most of our leading citizens are great
~ interested in the move and it will
undoubtedly. be a success from the
start.