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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
Forced Draft Rsalism.


"How is it that Scribbler's novels
thrill with such vital, gripping, realis-
tic portrayal Of human passionsT' ask
ed banks.
"Well," said Hanks, "when he gets
ready to write a novel he orders a gen.
eral house cleaning, sends for the
plumber to fix the gas jets and for the
timer to fix the -stovepipes, bids his
little daughter to stay at home to
practice FIVE finger exercises, hires q
street piano to play German, Irish and
Italian national airs in front Of the
house and tells his wife that her fam
lily is not as good as his own. Then he
sits and takes notes Of what happens"
Brooklyn Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
The Aae Of Man.

1t Is generally admitted by scientists
that men lived on the earth contempt
raneously with the big nosed rhinoc-
eros. which became extinct about the
beginning Of the glacial period. That
period, so high an authority as the late
John Fiske assures us, probably began
not less than 100000 years ago and
came to an end $4,000 years ago. How
long man existed on the earth prior to
the glacial period we have no means
Of knowing-New York American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
Wnnan,a 4nur.

"The scent was excellent that frosty
morning. She walked across the field,
holding her riding skirt free of her
patent leather boots and silver spurs
, "Spurs?" shouted the editor. 'What
ais you, man?" Ky u
"Spurs?'' the puzzled author repeat
ed. Don't they wear spurs nowadaysr
I know they used to-" -
"Women never wear spurs unless
they ride astride. They wear one spur
one only. What good would second
be, except to tear the clothesT'@
II see," said the other. "A natural
error, wasn't, it7'' ~ $ -saE r :
"Only a natural error for an igno-
ramus. But the usual writer Of sport
ing stories is an ignoramus. I rarely
read sporting story but come across
some error quite as blatant as this Of
yours."-New Orleans Times Democrat.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
Her Darjina's Desire.

my darling" said fond mother,
who believed in appealing to ehildren's
tender feelings instead Of Furnishing
them, IT you are 80 naughty you viii
grieve mamma 20 that she will get III
and have to lie In bed In dark room
and take nasty medicine, and then she
may die and have to be taken away
out to the cemetery and be buried, and
you
The child had become more solemn,
but an angelic smile overspread his
face at his mothers last words, and,
throwing his arms about her neck, he
exclaimed:
"Oh, mamma, and may l sit beside
the coachman 7"-London Queen.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
Puzzled,

Mrs. Gaswell-Who is that man who
looked at you as If he knew your Mrs.
Highsome-He is a man who has done
some professional work for me once
or twice. He's a chiropodist. Mrs.
Gaswell-Chiropodist? Oh, yes; I've
heard Of them. They don't believe In
Generalization, do they Chicago Trib-
une.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
Adams Apple.

The projection In the front of the
throat in men, denoting the position
Of the thyroid cartilage, Is styled
adams apple" It develops rapidly
usually when the voice ''breaks," be-
ing comparatively small in both chill
dren and women. The name arose
from the tradition that when Adam
attempted to swallow the apple In
paradise it stuck in his throat, giving
rise to the swelling since seen in all
his adult male descendants. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
4 orsat Man.

"Father." said little Rollo, "what II
a great MANI"
"A great man. my son, IN one who
manages to gather about him q whole
lot Of assistants who viii take the
blame for his mistakes while he gets
the credit for their good ideas!'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

An earnest young preacher in q re-
mote country village concluded a long
and comprehensive supplication by say
ing, "And now let NJ pray for those
who are dwelling in the uninhabited
portions Of the earth"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

A certain boastful man asserts that
he knows how to play on two comets
at once, and the neighbors say that
they do not object to his knowing how,
but that he had better not try to do It.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
Not Wholly Psr,sanal.

8 A.-You have used the word donkey
several times in the last ten minutes.
Am l to understand that you mean
anything OF 10 Personal 2natuFe1 b
Certainly not. There are lots Of don
keys IN the world besides you. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
For Sale.

q Pure bred stallion, Damis. WIN
sell my imported black Percheron
stallion, II years old. A splendid
foal getter. Price $500. John Wray,
Bismarck, N. D. B, IT,:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
St. Patrick's Day Memories

BY Denis A. Mccarthy.
(From his Volume of Poetry, Voices of Erin.')
Here in the strangers city
The wind blew bitter and keen,
But the sea in Ireland now
l know that the fields green;
know that the fields are green, and the snow
From the hills has melted away,
And the blackbird sings an the shamrock springs,
On dear st. Patricks Day!
l know that the bells ringing
From many q belfry quaint,
In many a chapel the sagart tells
The glory Of Irelands saint;
From many q cabin lowly and poor,
From many q mansion gay,
The strains arise to the list'ning skies
OF sweet "st. Patrick's Day.
l know that the boys are gathered
Outside on the village green,
Where many a feat of stalwart strength
Enlivens the sunlit scene;
And who would gbe ming Irish youth
For letting his chances stray
To the calne dressed in their Sunday best
On dear st. Patricks Day?
Here in the strangers city
Are fortune and fame galore,
The poor mans may win ii he will
A measure Of golden store;
But ever when springtmes comes again
I wish were far away
Where the SUR flows and the Shamrock grows,
On deaH St.. Patricks Day!
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
To What eass Uses, Etc.

One Of our State street brokers re-
ceived a note from a customer bear
ing the cryptic message, Richard ILL.,,
act 1. line 1885," Turning to the pas
sage he read, snow, by st. Paul!'' and
next moment he had given the order
Boston Transcript.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

= After many trials with prohibition
and with local option or mulct law,
the regulation Of the liquor trafic
seems yet to be q live issue In
Iowa. The state senate Of that state
has passed bills prohibiting brewer
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

III Webb Brothers make a speciality Of
siodies' ready-to wear goods. Their
spri no suits and jackets hay: set the
ladies ali talking. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

chiidren's jackets at Webb Broth
ers. For style, quality and prizes
they don't take a back scat for any
others. @E
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The Williston band has been CIV
ing some concerts this winter that
have been greatly appreciated by the
people there.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The communication sent . to the
house the last day of the session by
Secretary Blaisdell was published in
many of the weekly papers of the
state. r. u u
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The Lankin Reporter thinks the
government is working along social
istic ideas when it furnishes stamp
ed envelopes with the return card
printed without extra charge.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The man who is always trying to
ind out what people say Of him is sell
dom happy.-Chicago Record Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

Prompt and careful attention given
all orders. frank Grass. Phone $50.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

: Busch has store full of good
shoes. -;
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

for one morning daily at Fargo, but
not for two.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The Williston Herald has q new
complaint to offer now because many
public oficials and members Of the
legislature are boosted so much in
the North Dakota Magazine. T.:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

ing some concerts this winter that
have been greatly appreciated by the
people there.
The communication sent . to the
house the last day of the session by
Secretary Blaisdell was published in
many of the weekly papers of the
state. r. u
The .Williston Herald has q new
complaint to offer now because many
public officials and members Of the
legislature are boosted so much in
the North Dakota Magazine. =:
The daily papers at Min0t sprung
something of a sensation because q
county printing bill was cut some ST.
700 by the states attorney.
Farmers over the state are predict
ing a big wheat crop this year be-
cause the ground was so moist when
it froze last fall. i
The Lankin Reporter thinks the
Investigating committee found every
thing all right in the Office of the
state superintendent Of public in
struction, and that he was entitled
to those extra fees.
A woman from Buxton. in the
North end of Trail county, attempt
ed to commit suicide in rooming
house at Minneapolis by blowing out
the gas in her room.
The city of Fargo is having an
interesting session over the rates for
lights. A Fergus Falls concern has
offered better deal to the city, but
it is likely that the local concern will
come across with a deal just as good.
Editor Jud Jordan of the Fargo
Call, just consolidated with the Daily
News there, has been engaged In
newspaper work at Fargo for just
twenty-five years. He has succeeded
we'll in his efforts, and feels that he
is entitled to be relieved from active
service and live in ease, for a time,
anyway. e
The Valley City Times-Record re-
grets that Jones, the Bismarck cor
respondent of the Fargo Forum, was
not put on the legislative pay roll.
Jones says he was not looking for
such place. and would not have &C
cepted the place had it been offered
however, he is the only legislative
correspondent who was in a position
to remain here after tae session and
give his paper, first handed, the com
plete aftermath history Of the work
done by the lawmakers. 3
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The daily papers at Minot sprung
something of a sensation because q
county printing bill was cut some ST.
700 by the states attorney.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17
MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS
g.

The current bulletin Of the North
Dakota board of health, among otn-
er good things, says:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

Farmers over the state are predict
ing a big wheat crop this year be-
cause the ground was so moist when
it froze last fall. +
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1909-03-17

The Lankin Reporter thinks the
Investigating committee found every
thing all right in the Office of the
state superintendent Of public in
struction, and that he was entitled
to those extra fees.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-08-14
500 Reward 500

The readers of this PAPER will he
pleased to learn that there Is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure In all it's stages,
and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity
Halls Catarrh ure is taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation
OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constIt u-
ton and assisting nature in doing
It's work. The proprletors have so
much faith In it's curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that 1T fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials.
Address f. j. CHENEY 4 Co.,
Toledo, o..
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-08-14
Nevada Has Four Champion Base Ball Teams

Nevada Has Four Champion Base Ball Teams
Some of the suburban towns ada
cent to our fair city are going baseball
crazy. For instance, Reno claims the
championship and says they can do up
Lovelock for any amount of coin and
that Lovelock backed out of the game
scheduled for last Sunday on account
of cold feet.
Lovelocks wonders what license the
Reno bunch have to any claim as they
have three victories over them this sea
son and beg them to go out and get a
reputation. They also dispose of Elko's
championship bug by asking them to
bet at least $3.50, that is, if they have
that much left after paying the bat
terry they bought.
On the top of this Lovelock went to
Fallon Sunday and were beat 4 to 2,
and so Fallon sets up their claim.
Saturday afternoon BATTLE Mountain
will go to Austin for return game,
and, in order to be in style, will play
for the championship of the state.
Nevada's a big state and there's
plenty of room for few more cham
pionI teams, besides one that can play
real ball.-Battle Mountain Herald
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-08-14
Railroads Mus, snow Rates

The following order has been issued
by the State Railroad Commission and
is of particular benefit to local merch-
ants
ACCOUNTING CIRCULAR No. 1.
There being numerous complaints
made to this Commission, informally,
by various shippers and consignee in
the State of Nevada, respecting the
rendering of freight bills, by several
railroads operating in the State of
Nevada; the freight bills referred to
showing, in some instances, the point
OF origin of shipment, destination.
character of goods; weight and charges,
but eliminating the rates upon which
charges are assessed; and in other in
stances showing advanced charges and
eliminating adv ance line charge rates,
thus making it impossible for the
average consignee to check his freight
bills with any degree of accuracy, this
Commission, after careful investigation
of the matter, has deemed it advisable
to make the following ruling to govern
all railroads operating in the State of
Nevada. It is therefore,
Ordered: That all railroads oper-
ating in the State of Nevada when
rendering freight bills to consignees
at the point of delivery of shipments,
must show the rate assessed from point
of origin to point Of destination.
In all cases where freight bills car
~ advance charges, the rate or rates
used in assessing the line charges, thus
specifically naming the through rate.
This order is to take effect on Sep
TENDER 1, 1909.
By order of the Commission;
E. H. WALKER, Secretary.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-08-14

John Rothenbutcher, Reno dentist,
has invented process for embalming
vegetables that will keep them sound
and fresh for indefinite intervals. He
will not divulge his secret, but it has
been learned that it involves q partial
drying of the green vegetables and
treating them with harmless prepar-
alton that arrests the process of decay.
In order to restore the vegetables to
their former condition, another pre-
Iparation is used, which works such a
change that the original freshness and
food value Of the plants are restored.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1909-08-14

The following order has been issued
by the State Railroad Commission and
is of particular benefit to local merch-
ants.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
Near Death in Bio Pond

IL was thrilling experience TO
Mrs. Ida Soper to face death. For
years a severe lung trouble gave me
intense suffering" she writes, "and
several times nearly caused my death.
All remedies failed and doctors said
was incurable. Then DIR. Kings Dis
covery brought quick relief and a
cure so permanent that 7 have not
been troubled in twelve years" Mrs.
Soper lives in Big Pond. Pa. 1t works
wonders in Coughs and Colds, Sore
Lungs, EIemorrhages, LaGrippe, Asth-
ma, Group, Whooping Cough and all
Bronchial affections. soc and s100.
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by Ard.
more Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
tOllet a'uir IN w" ldilN - SIC
25c. SOC and 90

and contrary to popular belief. ! nov-
er found a case where a human being
was harmed by one. am talking Of
the North American wolf. There Is
another foolish notion that IL Is the
biggest and ugliest brute of the pack
who is leader. That's untrue. II is
always the mother who is leader, and
her word goes. Animals are far less
savage than men. They do not strug-
gle with one another for food. There
Is no survival of the fittost among
them. Unlike men, when hn has a
cornor of food. he does not exact his
last dollar OF tribute. He shares it un-
sefishly with his fellow-creatures.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
Hard Headed Indian.

Okemah, Okla, March "a very
remarkable occurrence here the 9th.
er day was that in a fight between
Alex Thompson, a full.blood Indian.
and Konsie Berryhill. During the
fight Thompson was shot in the
head with a revolver. The bullet hit
the skull al short range and instead
of puncturing it glanced of through
the fleshy part OF his head and
striking his arm, shattered the bone.
Ordinarily a bullet fired at such a
distance and in such way would
have gone clear through his head.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
Notice OF Sale Of Real Estate.

In the matter OF the Guardianship
Of william II. Rockman.
Notice is hereby given in pursu-
ance Of an order OF the County Court
Of Haskell County State Of Oklaho.
ma, made on the 18Th day OF
February. 1909, the undersigned,
guardian OF the estate of William II.
Rockman, a minor, will sell at pub
lie sale to the highest bidder, sub
ject to the confirmation by said
Court on Monday, the 29th day OF
March, 1903, at II clock, a. m. at
the front entrance OF the court house
in the town OF Chickasha. Grady
County, Oklahoma, all of the right,
title and interest OF the said William
H. Rockman in and 10 the follow
ing described real estate, situated in
Grady County and Carter County
State OF Oklahoma, to-wit;
NWH OF NWA, Sec. s, TWP. y
Range 6 West, and SWA OF SEA
Iof SEA, Sec. 10, Twp 1 5. Range
l West the same being a fee simple
interest.
Said real estate to be sold on tn,
following terms and conditions, to
wit: For cash in hand.
Dated this the 27th day OF Febru
larry, 1909
j. +. ROCKMAN. Guardian
Ry lIolley Brown & Lawrence, hi
attorneys. 310172-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
CHILD LABOR BILL EFFECTIVE
ACT SUBJECT TO REFERENDUM

used; manufacture OF paints colors.
or white lead; dippin4 where there
are acids, dyes, lyo-. e1ss,s, glass
dust or other dust or lint in such
quantities as TO be- injurious to-
health. dyciug or packing matches.
manufacturing. packIu or storing
powder. dynamite, muoglycrriu
compounds, fuses or other explosives,
manufacture OF goods for immoral
purposes
Other restrictions aro as follows.
Females under 1G years of age can
not be employed whore such employ
mcnt compels them to remain stand
ing constantly
No child under 1G years Of age and
no girl or woman shall hc permit
ted to work underground I'm any
mine or quarry.
No girl under the age of lG years
will be permitted in any city 10 sell.
expose or offer for sale newspapers.
magazines or periodicals iu amy
street or public place
40 child under IL years may bc
employed in any painful occupation
except agriculture or domestic SER
vice more than eigh, hours i'm any
one day or more than fort, eight
hours in any one week During IN,
working hours employer must pro
vide seats and permit their use as
far as the nature of the work al
| lows.
Any person firm or corporation
/ that violates this law is liable 10 .
fine Of not less than $40 nor NOR,
| than $50 or Imprisonment from trr
/ to thirty days. or 10y both fine an,
imprisonment. The employment %
/ . child under 10 years Of age o.
of any girl or woman uuIergroun,
in any mine, quarry or the signn,
! Of false statement in an afdavi
of an employer. is accepted as primi
facic evidence Of guilt The senat
eliminated from the bill provision
that would penalize railroad compa
nies transporting goods produced D.
child labor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
skeleton Found.

Hinton, Okla, March 3.-Portions
of a human skeleton, believed TO be
that of an Indian, and giant in
size, were found by road graders near
this city The skull was in an *
cellent state Of preservation Accord
ing 10 The measurements of the thigh
bones, which We're still well pre-
served, the person must have been
more than seven feet high.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
A Religious Authors Statement.

Kev. JOseph IT. Fcsnorman, Sails
bury. y. c.. who is the author of sew.
eral books. writes: For several years
was afflicted with kidney trouble
and last winter was suddenly strick-
on with n severe pain in my kidneys
and was confined TO my bed eight
days unable to get up without as
sistance. My urine contained a thick
white sediment. | commenced taking
Foley's Kidney Remedy. and the
pain gradually abated and finally
ceased and my urine became normal
! cheerfully recommend Foley's Kid.
ncy Remedy. Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04

Throckmorton, 90 years old, yester-
day, beat the military ride of Pres
il#nt Roosevelt OF uinety.siX miles
military gait, when he rode three
horses in relays from Sidney through
Piqua 10 Troy, twenty miles and re-
turn, three times, l20 miles In all,
in thirteen hours and forty.iiye min.
utes.
The result was telegraphed to Pres
ident Roosevelt, who has manifested
some interest in the effort to break
his record
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04

Ardmore's greatest asset-what?
Her men!!
How can her manhood be built up
best?
Through influence OF the Y. M.
C. A. on her Boys and Young Men.
Help the Y. NJ. G.. A. 25tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
IL Saved His Leo.

"All thought I'd lose my leg"
writes ]. A. Swenson, Watertown.
Wis, Ten years Of eczema that IS
doctors could not cure, had at last
laid me up. Then Bucklin's Arnica
Salye cured II sound and we'll" In
fallible for Skin Eruptions, Eczema,
Salt Rheum Bois, Fever Sores,
Burns, Scalds, Cuts and Piles. 25c at
Ardmore Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-03-04
WOLVES NOT SAVAGE
ROOSEVELT "ORlGlNAL NATURE
FAkER" DEFENDS THE WILD
BEASTS.

New York, Mar 3-Dr Mlliam J..
Long, characterized as the original
nature fakir" by President Roosevelt,
says that men are more savage than
beasts. He also absolvcs the wolf , .
the charge of ferocity speaking be.
fore the graduates Of Drew Theologi-
cal seminary here, DR. Long said:
Il have studied wolves for years.