davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

40c The prettiest patterns of bleach
ed Table Damask imaginable, here
now at yard . E. -. -. o.. 25c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Foleys Honey and Tar cures coughs
quickly, strengthens the lungs and ex-
pels colds. Get the genuine in a yell
low packages. Sold by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

35c Extra good 1914 wide, bleached
or unbleached, Sheeting, to go while It
lasts in this sale at yard T.. . i. Csc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

15c Genuine satteen Bed Ticking IN
the prettiest you ever saw. GOING
quick at yard =. =. .. e. -. D.. lie.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09
The Cause Of Many
Sudden Deaths.

prevailing III this
S becauseso decep-
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused
by it-heart dis
ease. pneumonia,
heart failure on
apoplexy are often
the result of kid
ney disease. IF
kidney trouble is
allowedtoa advance
thekidney-poison-
ed blood Will %
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

15c Fine, heavy Arnold Broadcloth
Outing in solid colors and fancy XII
mona patterns at yard . :. e.. .10c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Soc Beautiful fancy stripe Mohairs
in lovely shades of red, blue, green
and brown, here at yard e. =. =. &c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

25c The greatest lot of fancy Suit
ing in beautiful weayes of popins, sat
ms and fanctes ever shown, at yd 15c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

75c Full 68 inch pure, alI-linen Ia
BILE Damask, in pretty patterns, a
hummer at yard =, >. >. =. =. .. ACC
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09
TALES OF THE Town
TOLD IN ftN LINES
Pencil Stubs Picked Up At
Random.

Picture frames made to order Large
line mouldings to select from. Hell
lidays Book Store
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Americas enjoyed having the eIe-
plant lin her midst and with regret
saw their trunks put aboard the train
last night for Albany
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

The public schools, as usual. were
given full holiday for the circus.
Only heart of adamant would have
denied the kids this bliss
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

II 1-2c White Madras, colored Mad
ras. fancy Suiting. Duck, Shamrock,
Idnine and Chambray yard :. Z lie.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

75c Full 50-inch Mohair in all colors.
3S-mch Mohair in changeable stripes
and fine, soft Melrose, all per yd. 4sc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Toe Soft, light and dark Outing, with
heavy snap and neat patterns, to go in
this sale, yard e. =. =. .. D.. Sc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Twa realty deals in Americas in as
many days totaled $4,000 City realty
will ere long be in as great demand AS
cotton patches.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Amoskeag apron bingham, Sc Will
not fade. Warlick's.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

lee nice. smooth, soft full yard
day Tor the price now yard Sc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

$125 Children's shoes in all solid
leather, in fine and heavy school shoes.
Real bargains at pair 81. csc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

soc Mems heavy wool-mixed, old
style sweaters in dark blue, very
warm, here now at each =. 29c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Americas warehouse receipts are
now at the $4,000 bale mark. A good
crop in itself, but there are yet $1,000
or 1000 bales to be brought in.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09


Lion and the Mouse has broken all
records.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

$l.75 Mems leather shoes at $139
$3.50 Mems leather shoes at $1.9t
$3.50 Mems leather shoes at $2.9S
$500 Mems leather shoes at $3.45,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Ice Nice. smooth. soft full yard wide
Bleaching, that is a hummer here noa
at 10 yards for .. ...... -. =. 69c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Sc Genuine Domino Apron Ginghams
in a variety Of small or large checks,
at yard e. Sc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

soc Heavy ladies' full size Union
Suits in light, blue, gray, to go in this
sale at pair >. e. e.. :. =. . 25c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

The best lire of children's shoes
made at Warlick's.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

y LIE Beautiful side band Suitina
go in this sale 10 yards for 50 cents
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

SOC Mems heavy fleece lined or
ribbed underwear in all sizes, shirts
and drawers, at each soc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

soc Mems fancy negligee shirts in
pretty patterns of lineene and percale,
with cuffs, each . 49,. :. 43c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

soc Extra fine quality of 38-inch
Brillianteen in black, blue, brown and
red, to go in this sale at yard :. CSC
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

$3.50 Mems heavy black wool suits,
plain style for hard service, in this
sale 1898
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

The crowd yesterday was indeed
''whopper just such bunch as
comes to circus that gets around
here once in three years
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

$l00 A small lot of 50-inch Broad.
cloth in red, blue, black. to close in
this sale at yard CSC
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

While only one Americus car en-
tered the South Georgia TO Atlanta en-
durance run yesterday, many picked
Walter Rylander ii winner.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Paid in Full" is here "Wednesday
The city council meets Wednesday
night, and will discuss that library
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

$3.50 Mems swell suits in up-to-
date patterns and styles at :. 1928
$500 Mems swell suits, now $12.48
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

1t takes two to enjoy a party, NOT
counting the chaperon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

The automobile cavalcade created
almost as much interest here yester-
day as did the circus. There wee
twenty cars in the pageant.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Chief Barrow had a full complement
OF extra policemen on duty yesterday
and the crowd here was handled with
out difficulty.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

The postoffice had busy day, ss
we'll 1t was payday with the show.
and scores of the employees sent mon
ey orders'to their houses.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Cheerfulness is a good broom for
the shadows of the past.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Americas will show up strong al the
Atlanta races today. Whenever it
comes to boosting up another town
Americas is right in it,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

TALES OF THE Town
TOLD IN FIN LINES
Pencil Stubs Picked Up At
Random.
Picture frames made to order Large
line mouldings to select FROM Hell
lidays Book Store
Americus' warehouse receipts are
now at the $4,000 bale mark A good
crop in itself. but there are yet $1,000
or 1000 bales to be brought in
Judge Iittleiohn convened court at
Oglethorpe yesterday. and the fall
session there may be continued
through two weeks, as usual
Sumter superior court convenes two
weeks hence, and a fine assortment Of
jailbirds are held for the semi-annual
plucking.
If the city council pays in full' that
debt due the library, as it undoubtedly
will do. Americas will have cause for
rejoicing.
Americas viii be represented at the
Masonic Convention in Savannah this
week, and the season will be one
long remembered by the craft,
Every train arriving in Americas
yesterda" added to the circus throng.
The Sc boards shoofiy'' was crowd
ed to the platforms.
Americas enjoyed having the ele-
plant in her midst" and with regret
saw their trunks put aboard the train
last night for Albany.
The crowd yesterday was indeed a
'whopper just such bunch rs
comes to a circus that gets around
here once in three years
Paid in Full" is here "Wednesday
The city council meets Wednesday
night, and will discuss that library
debt, A remarkable coincidence.
Chief Barrow had full complement
OF extra policemen on duty yesterday
and the crowd here was handled with
Out difficulty.
Americas will show up strong al the
Atlanta races today Whenever it
comes to boosting up another town
Americas is right in it.
The automobile cavalcade created
| almost as much interest here yester.
day as did the circus. There were
twenty cars in the pageant
The postoffice had busy day. ss
we'll 1t was payday with the show
and scores of the employees sent mon
| ey orders to their houses.
While only one Americus car en-.
tered the South Georgia TO Atlanta en-
durance run yesterday, many picked
Walter Rylander winner
Twa realty deals in Americas in as
many days totaled $4,000. City realty
will ere long be in as great demand As
cotton patches
The public schools, as usual, wert
given full holiday for the circus
Only heart of adamaut would have
denied the kids this bliss.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1909-11-09

Sc Genuine Domino Apron Ginghams soc EH
in variety CT small or large checks Brilliante
at ward q red to g
10 rtca smooth so,t f,,l ,ara 75c Full
%idr Saeeling, that can't be bought 49, a.
day for the price now yard . Sc
$10O A
T. lie Beautiful side band suitn cloth in
go In this sale 10 yards FOR - cents this sale
Ice Nice smooth. soft fun yard wide soc He
BleachiDg. that is a hummer here nov Suits in
at In ,.,r1s so, co. sale at p
121-2c White Madras coIored Mad soc AIe
49, .,.., r,.;4.,. nj. c,,uo, style sw
warm, he
Iinne and Chambray, yard =. I lie
-, oaf+ 1,,,,. 49,, 1T o,,+;a ,,,,4,, SOC Me
ribbed III
"e"'| snap ana neat pa''eI"S' 10 80 !" and draw
this sale, yard =. =. .. -. e. Sc.
- ~. soc Me
Outing in solid colors and fancy XII with crft
mona patterns at yard :. =. =. Ice
-- SIPS {
10c About 400 yards of pretty dress leather. i
Ginghams in good style patterns here Real bar
at yard .. .. 80. -. =. Sc.
$3.50 L
15c Genuine Satteen Bed Ticking IN $500 L
the prettiest you ever saw. Going $3.50 L
o,tot, o. ,.o.a -, $3.50 L
$l75 !
35c Extra good 1914 wide bleached soso ,
or unbleached, Sheetng, to go while It $3.50
lasts in this sale at yard :. =. 25c. $500 \
4Oc The prettiest patterns of bleach $3.50 n
ed Table Damask imaginable, here PLAIN sty
now at yard =. 25c SAFE
75c Full 68 inch pure, all-linen Ia $l2.9o
BILE Damask, in pretty patterns, date pat
hummer at ward 49c $500
25c The greatest lot of fancy Suit $500 S
ing in beautiful weaves of popins, sat $500 s
ms and fancies ever shown, at yd 15c $500 S
$500 S
Soc Beautiful fancy stripe Mohairs .40c Bo
in lovely shades of red, blue, green 75c 30
and brown here at yard =. =. 22c 800 I
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02

20 the gai1ows.
The crash scared the hen, and she
few over and roasted on the stove
pipe that ran along just under the
ceiling, fairly bowling with fright. In
order to bring her down the deacon
and Mr.. Binns both beat on the lower
part of the pipe with their umbrellas.
and at the fifth or sixth knock the
pipe separated and about 40 feet of
It came down with crash. emptying q
barrel or two of last winters SCOT over
the congregation.
There were women in the congrega-
ton who went hnme looking as IL they
had been working In coal mine, and
wishing they could stab Deacon
GRIMES without being hanged for muir.
der.
The hen came down with the stove
pipe, and as she few by Mr.. Binns he
made dash at her with his umbrella
and knocked her clear through SIS
pane of glass, whereupon she landed
in the street and hoped off clucking
insanely. Then Mr.. Moody adjourned
the congregation.
They are going to expel the owner
Of that hon from church when they
discover his identity.-New York
Weekly.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
,vellst, Godolphln whatnot. as our

novelist. Godolphin whatnot, as our
guest"
uni" responded Mrs. Brownjones.
enigmatically. rs Mr.. Whatnot q
yealist, or an idealist?"
why do you want to known" asked
her husband.
well, IL he is an idealist, can
Just leave things as they are; but II
he Is a realist must give the house
q thorough cleaning from top to bot
tom. may not be literary. but I've
dipped into realistic novels. and I
know their styles: The right-hand
curtain hung SLIGHTLY askew, suggest
Ing that one Of the drapery pins had
lost Its grip. A pendulous cobweb
waved mournfully from the cornice
Just above the door leading into the
hall. and there was fine bloom of
dust. like that Of the purple grape,
on the piano lid. In the left-hand
corner OF the room. almost buried in
the pile of somewhat faded carpet,
was an invisible hairpin. clearly indi-
eating the recent presence of a woman
In the apartment Just find out at
once, John, what Mr.. Whatnot is, and
then shall know how am to proceed.
I have no desire to let my house af.
ford material to q modern realistic
writer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
HEN MADE TROUBLE
CAUSED MUCH CONNECTION IN
MEETING HOUSE.
Attempt to Eject cIucklns 6iddy
Caused Much Loss Of Temper and
Some Damage to the Clothes
Of the Congregation.

They have had more trouble at our
meeting house.
Last Sunday Rev. Mr.. Moody was
Just beginning his sermon and had ut
tered the words, Brethren, ! wish to
direct your attention this morning to
the fourth verse of the twelfth chap
ter Of Saint" when a hen emerged
from the recess beneath the pulpit.
As she had just laid an egg, she in
terrupted Mr.. Moody to announce the
fact to the congregation; and he
stopped short as she walked out into
the aisle, screeching: 'Kuk-kuk-kulk-
kuk-te-ko. Observation-Disclosures"
Mr.. Moody contemplated her for a
moment, and then concluded to go on;
but the sound OF his voice seemed to
provoke her to rivalry. and SO she put
on pressure of five or six pounds
to the square inch. and made such a
racket that the preacher stopped
again, and said
will Deacon Grimes please re-
move that disgraceful chicken from
the meeting house?"
The deacon rose and proceeded
with the task. He first tried to drive
her toward the door, but she lodged
him. and still clucking vigorously, got
under the seat In the front pew. Then
the deacon seized his umbrella and
scooped her out into the aisle again,
after which he tried to "shoo' her
toward the door, but she darted into a
pew. hoped over the partition, came
down in the opposite pew, and In the
side aisle. making noise like a steam
planning mill. The deacon didn't like
10 climb over after her, 80 he went
around, and just as he got into the
side aisle the ben few over In the
middle aisle again. Then the boys
in the gallery laughed and the deacon
began to grow red In the face.
At last Mr.. Binns came out of his
pew to help. and as both he and the
deacon made dash at the chicken
from opposite directions, she flew ur
with wild cluck to the gallery ana
perched on the edge, while she gave
excited expression to her views by
emitting about 500 clucks minute
The deacon flung hymn book at her
% scare her down again, but ne
missed her and hit Billy Jones. Sun.
day school scholar, IN the eye. Then
another boy In the gallery made Z
dash at her, and reached 20 far over
that he tumbled and fell on Mrs. Mis-
keys summer bonnet. whereupon she
nald ont loud that he WA predestined
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
CINDERELLA.

II 70 not quite true that Cinderella
and the Prince lived happily ever
after. On the contrary, there were
differences before they had been mar.
ried a week.
so 1t was only beans and such like
that you were picking out of the
ashes?" sneered his highness, palpably
nettled.
Sure It was!" replied Cinderella,
with toss Of her head. what did
you suppose?"
'Suppose?" the Prince was white
with modification and chagrin. II
supposed 1t was coal, of course. Do
you imagine 1 could afford to marry
on any other superstition, with anthra-
cite at eight dollars?"
But no, she was not to be prevailed
upon. II he had jumped to an unwar-
ranted conclusion, that was his fault
not hers.-Puck.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
BEAR REvgLED IN LuxuRlEs
Bruins Feed Somewhat Expensive 70
Railroad Company.

A large brown bear, the property OF
the traveller. Count Schoenborn, was
being aiken by train to his masters
estate In Saxony, when he broke the
bars Of his cage and turned his atten-
ton to the contents of the luggage
van. He smashed two egg boxes and
sucked 112 eggs. and then exploited
four butter casks. What he did not
devour he smeared over himself and
the sides of, the van.
Some crates containing poultry for
market next attracted bruin; who con.
sumed three fat geese and several
ducks and fowls. He quenched his
thirst with hamper of cherries and
was discovered at Halle In the act of
sampling some cheese.
The csficials, threatened by bruin,
Ned for their lives. A long time
elapsed before the animal was per.
suaded to re-enter his cage, durina
which time the train was delayed.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02

At the time Archbishop Ryan was
selected for the position which he now
occupies with SO much dfstinction,
there was some difficulty concerning
the official announcement OF his ap.
pointment. Three or four weeks
elapsed. and still the papal bull had
not reached him. One of his friends.
who was deeply concerned in the doc
ument, said to him with much solici-
tude:
your grace. what do you suppose
has become OF your bullsY
Il don't know" was the smiling 70
joinder. unless they are grazing on
the Alps"--Lippincott's
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
The wrunu One.

Eady-Tm looking for guverness
for my children.
Manager Of Intelligence ONCE
Didn't we supply you with one last
week?
YES"
We'll. madam, according to her re-
port, you don't need governess. You
need lion-tamer."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02

'what DO you think. my dearr ex.
claimed Mr.. Brown1opes. In tones Of
Joyous excitement You know the
Federation Of Authors II meeting in
our town--well. We are to hsve the
honor Of entertaining the cslebJ ated
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
How He Used Them,

Teacher-Tommie do you ever use
. comb and brush?
Tomm;e-Yes, ma'am; use the
brush to keep the comb stuck in!--
YonkTs Statesman.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
Not versed In History

Not VerSed IN F1I6tory.
Customer should like something .
little historical in character.
Librarian-How would the story Of
Vesuvius suit you?
Customer-Hum! What did he die
Of?
Lbrarian-Of eruption, believe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
A Drawback.

Il always hate to have the Nibsleys
come In their automobiles to see u.s."
What difference does the automo-
bile maker"
1T takes them so long to get started
after they make up their minds to CO."
Chicago Record-Herald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02

Mrs. Acker-Charies have you NO
ucsd how much change there is in this
years spring suits?
Mr.. Acker tgloomily)--No, Agnes;
but I know there won't be much
change In my pockets when you get
through.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
vocaIIxatIon.

"A lecturer should always have IN
agreeable voice." said the public
"Of course answered Miss
Cayenne. MANY people attend leo
lures a. they attend concerts. not ID
be enlightened. but to have their
nerves soothed. r--Washington Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
An IN oJoht.

Jack sprat could eat no tat.
His wife could eat no lean.
But when invited out to dine
They gobbled all they seen.
J.cSe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02

rhs snail. pcor thing. has not been blessed
With gifts such as man has. but-wel.
70 seems TO know when II II best
To wisely keep within its shell. n
Chicago Record-Heraid.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02

There are, three times three too
many doctors in the country" said a
victim. That means nine times too
many But JUST think OF the doctors
In Germany. Everybody that is not q
hsron is a doctor. In America we
have many thousands Of doctors with
out. degrees. who are made doctors by
the public, and 60 through life with
out diplomas. Just as soon as . young
man steps behind the counter in .
drug store to sell patent medicines
and soaps and tooth brushes. etc. It
three dollars q week. he is dubbed
doctor" The pharmacist back OF the
prescription counter Il entitled (prob-
ably, to this epithet. but al the clerks
are "doctors.' Customers do not know
the names Of thess employees. They
compromise on doctor. 4.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1909-10-02
s c6sflY eNoIIJH tzwK6JEK
The Wardrobe Of . Judge costs Con
siderabIy Over $500.

An English judges outfit in the way
Of robes imposes heavy tax upon the
newly-appointed Judge, although the
cost Ia not nearly SO great as 1t was in
the early days of Queen Victoria.
Then 1t was the custom for the law
luminaries to attend court functions in
figured damask silk gowns, with costly
lace bands and ruffies. Thesiger. a
celebrated legal dignitary of thai, day.
Is said. on one occasion, to have spent
$500 on bands alone.
The lord chancellor's robes cost
Omething like $3.50, and ever q
judges stockings are an expensive
item.
The wardrobe of Judge costs any
thing from $4,000 to $4,000. and II the
newly-fiedged my lord" is attached to
the kings bench division he will re-
quire FIVE gowns. girdle. a scarf, a
casting-hood. black cap, three-cor-
nered cap leather hat, cooked hat.
silk hat, lace bands. and two full
court suits, swords, etc., to keep up the
majesty Of the law.
Prior to the reign OF George III near
ly all professional men wore wigs Of
some sort. but the custom fell into dis
use, and the bench and bar alone now
stick to the conservative peruke.
Not many years ago Mr.. Justice
Kekewich positively refused to hear
barrister who was attired In Exy
suit.
Another wcll-known barrister was
quite recently pleading before Mr.. JUS
tice Darling. who has keen sense OF
'umor. The barrister. who wore q
sporting waistcoat Of loud type, was
suffering from such a severe cold that
II affected his voice; he. however. did
his best to speak clearly, when Mr..
Justice Darling broke in with:
Excuse me, but owing to your voice
being SO weak and your waistcoat be-
Ing so loud, unless you try and over
come the foudness Of your waistcoat
by putting little more force into your
DICE. | am AFRAID shall not be ablo
20 hear a word you STRAY
Stories
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1909-11-26

Mrs Annie Swanson left Wednesday
for Columbus and Omaha. Mr.. Swan
son is now at Columbus, and it may be
necessary for him to undergo another
operation. 1t will be recalled that Mr..
Swanson, who is a bridge foreman on
the Union Pacific, had his foot mashed
in railroad wreck several years ago,
and his leg was amputated below the
knee. Three other operations were
found necessary; now another one may
be required.