The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1909-11-21

poets club is $40 Why not make It
$4,000? That would look better. and
# would be all the same to the poets.
A surgeon says the number OF bones
In the body is surely though slowly, in
creasing." Perhaps you have noticed
something Of the kind about the bones in
the beefsteak. moreover.
The love lost between Uncle Joe" Can
non and Mr. Herman Ridder doubtless
viii stay lost indefinitely.
Congress meets just after Thanks
giving Day" notes the Allentown Dem
ocrst Well do not grow pessimistic
about that. II might meet before
Another football player had his back
broken Friday OF course It may be
argued that "he was not properly
trained" was the victim Of brutal
playing" and so on. It IS not disputed
that he IS dead, however.
There are all sorts Of people IN this
world An Illinois man committed sui
eide recently because he hated babies.
while Judd Lewis. Of the Houston Post.
writes poetry about them every day be-
cause he loves them.
We fear that even the turkey hash is
to be highly attenuated proposition this
season.
In appearance. Hancys comet re-
sembles nothing more than a person
wearing hood and n long. trailing
shroud." says a scientist The comet be-
ing something OF a night rider, however,
the costume is not altogether strange.
"Komquats." notes the Ohio state
Journal 'have come down in price"
So. II you cannot afford 20 polish the
stove with radium, use fluid extract Of
komQuats
Heavy snowstorms are reported on
Mars. Perhaps Mars is getting ready 70
inaugurate new president
The Atlanta Georgian refers editoriauy
20 Militant Atlanta Methodism." The
Georgian need hardly have been so con-
servative. Those old-time religionists-
bless 'em-do not mind being referred 20
as shouting Methodists."
Nicaragua, Il seems. would not be salts
fed until It started the Big Noise up
North.
The Finnish Diet has decided 10 defy
the Gar That viii be about all from
the Finnish diet
Mr Champ Clark now places the Demo
cratic majority In the next House at a
modest 80 However If the lecture sea
son holds out. Mr.. Clark VIII presently
have Republicans even scarcer than hens
/ teeth IN the next Congress.
Mr.. Taft has had the White House
extended TO take In Mr.. Roosevelt's tennis
court. II Mr.. Roosevelt ever gets back on
the job. he may return the compliment
by having it extended TO take in Mr.
/ Taft's golf course.
] II you wish 70 converse with spOoks
via Eusapia Paladino. it costs you $50 pei
/ conversation. You see. while the spooks
talk for you. the ghost must walk for
/ Eusapia.
"Persia's Parliament has started" note,
/ the Richmond News Leader But il prob
ably does not know where II is going.
A sweet young thing from Atlanta
came into this sanctum recently and told
US that town is the hustlingcst, busting
est. rustlingest city In the South" And
we must say we found it much easier
20 believe her than 81 was 20 believe tn,
last delegation Of raw-boned male human
lty that blew in from that town.
It might have helped Margaret Hing
ton some in her quest for obscurity il
she had married a man named Smith
No available millionaire Of the name o.
Smith was in sight, however, we suppose
All dope IS Democratic that comes O
Mr.. Champ Clark's net while Chautauqua
ing.