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The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
BALLROOM Will
Be NOVEL SIGHT
Brooklyn and Athens ParlOrs
Will Be Hosts at jolly
Entertainment

OAKLAND June I0.-"Hay seed" at
tire viii be worn by the guests to-
morrow evening at the ball givenNby
the members of Brooklyn and Athens
parlors of the Native Sons of the
Golden West at Piedmont rink, Twenty
fourth street and Oakland avenue.
The hall will be made to resemble
the interior OF barn, and straw viii
be scattered on the seats. The mu-
sicians in the orchestra will be clad
like farmers. The proceeds Of thu
dance viii be turned into the uniform
fund OF the indoor baseball teams o
the parlors.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE
Berkeley Faculty Has Approved
of Choice by Pupils

BERKELEY, June 1O.-Members of
The executive committee of the Berke-
ley high school students elected before
the close of the term have been passed
upon by the faculty
The members of the committee are:
High ninth. Norman Stearn; low junior
F.. Human; high junior, Percy Mel,
Victor Doyle; low middle, Allen Brown
Hermann Mattern; high middle, Henry
Ashman. Ada Mcclure; low senior, G
Jones, o. Smith: faculty members, Prin-
cipal James, II. w, Edwards, Miss Ham
lin and w Clark
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MRS. GEORGE H. PERRY
GIVES ELABORATE TEA
Reception Held in Honor of Mrs.
II. ID. Perry

ALAMEDA. June 1O.-Mrs. George H
Perry gave an elaborate tea yesterday
afternoon at her home in Willow street
in honor OF her daughter in law, Mrs
Harold Dray Perry. a recent bride.
The home was decorated with pink
and white sweet peas, carnations and
Cecil Breuner roses, arranged in bas-
kets Of ferns and huge punches OF
hydranEezs.
Assisting Mrs. Perry were Mrs. George
c Thompson. Mrs. William Tappan
Lum, Mrs. Cecil Rhodin, Miss Tosca
Bruntch Miss Grace Wastell and Miss
Leona Macarthur.
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CADET CORPS RAISING
FUND TO BUY PIANO
Entertainment Is to Be Given
This Evening

OAKLAND, June 10.-The First Con-
gregational cadet corps will give its
last entertainment before the annual
encampment tomorrow evening at the
arnory. Eleventh and Market streets
The money procured will be applied to
the purchase price of a new piano,
which has been put into the armory
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Marriage Licenses

OAKLAND, June 1o.-The following marriage
licenses were issued today:
Milton W. Quigley. 81, San Francisco, and
Ruth Burge, 1S Napa.
Thomas G Mccauley, "a, and Helen E. Hud-
SON 81 both of Oakland.
Giovanni Gaspardone. 2s. San Francisco. and
Iuigia Garbero. II. Oakland.
William t. Eddie, 80 and Alta A. Donahoo
a. both of Potter Valley
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
BERKELEY GIRL, WHO
Welded ROMAN, HOME
Returns for Visit With Distin-
guished Italian Lawyer

BERKELEY. June 10--Signor and
Nine. Carredo Mericanti Of Rome and
their three children are guests at the
home Of Prof William B. Rising and
Mrs. Rising. Chapel street. Nine. Meni-
can't before her marriage TO the dis
tinguished Italian lawyer Of Rome was
Miss Alice Rising. daughter of the well
known professor OF the university, who
was recently retired with the rank Of
~ eritus professor OF mining. This rs
er first visit to Berkeley since her
marriage eight years ago
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TO PROBATE McELRoY wILL-oakland,
of the late City Attorney John E. McElroy
was made today by his widow. Anne E. Nc
Elroy. McElroy died this year leaving one
child Since then another child has been born
TO the widow. The estate has a value of about
$50, 900. McElroy's will leaves the property to
his widow.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11

BELLBoYs PUT ON PRoBATIoN-oakland
June 1o.-John Lewis and Everett Codde, bell
boys at the Crellin hotel pleaded guilty in court
batiou Probation officer Snediger was in
structed to take charge of the case. The boys
were accused Of stealing wines and cigars from
the hotel barroorn.
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
MISS ETHEL COTTON AND
PUPILS TO GIVE RECITAL
Dramatic Entertainment
Planned for June IL

OAKLAND, June 10.-Miss Ethel Cot
ton and her pupils will give dramatic
recital in Hamilton auditorium. Thir-
teenth and Jefferson streets. Thursday
evening. June Il, at o'clock. The
program viii be as follows:
vocal solo. Miss Neville Stevenson
{a1 Broken Melody
(b) serenade
Miss Alice Guthrie.
'Hsfs''ef A'isf Miss Mary sGy'co Cole N''H'0D -"
Reading. ....-.-- Making Him Feel at Home
Phehe Selliman-
Resding. For Dear Old Harvard
Sketch. ....-----.-.. society Up TO Date
Characters
Lily ..-......--.-... Marguerite Priddle
a Little knight Errantr Marguerite Priddie
1al Dutch, Aunt KstrIna,s Visit to New
nl Irish. Mrs, Harrigan q the Shoe
Fencing act Msreuerite Priddle Phebe Selliman
Quarrel Scene from Julius Caesar"
Brltgs S,,. v.aS sscS co9n S3ls
csSs'os -'''''-'---PT P1RT II. MISS h'uei O0'''i
Violin solo (Hejer Kaerl Miss Alice Guthrie
oharae'er NIes Adele Hermsnp ne nose ACT
Reading ......-.'.The First Settlers Story
Miss Gertrude Reichardt;
a College Yarn" --..-...-. Miss Hazel Petty
Negro BullabEs-
isl III Brown Baby
ib) -. II Lamb
(c) ''Mzmmy's Picksnin =
Miss Marjorie Lincoln.
The Arena Scene" from Quo Nadis".--.
Miss Ethel Cotton
The Burglar. act farce Time
Present. Place-Mrs- Burton's summer cot
tsEe.
Cast
peggr ffhe hoStess) Hazel Petty
Val "a widow wD-..-..---.----.----- Mary Cole
Mable "a bride) ..-.-....-...--. Alice Burton
Freds "a friend in need e.. Gertrude Reichardl
Edith ia little afraid ..-.-..-.. Alice Lindsay
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REPORTS OF RoBBERIES-oakland. June
10-JsmeS williams Of Leona Heights reported
r. the police this morning that he was robbbed
~ watch and chain br pickpocket last
night Nrs J. Coogner Of 2l2l GroFe street
reported the theft of toilet articles and re-
NoiFer from her home.
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NEWS OF OAKLAND ALAMEDA HAYWARD AND SANIEANDRO
TOWN AND GOWN CLUB
TO ENLARGE ITS HALL
Society Women to Add Room
to Their Building

BERKELEY, June 1O.-The main as
sembIy hall of the Town and Gown, an
this city. viii be enlarged by the adj
dition OF a room in the rear of the
building at the corner of Dana street
and Dwight way. A. II. Broad. building
supervisor for the school department.
secured the permit for the addition to-
day
JOSEPH LETTERS SON DIEs-Chicago. June
f0.-The infant son OF llr. and Mrs. Joseph
Letter. who was born Is days ago. died Tuesday
Afternoon at the residence Of its parents
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
NV Special Train Leaves at 1850 A. M.
The Easy Way to Get 500
and Make $1,000

opportunity pay you THINK!
in Oaks
property
higher These actually half those
located the Palo
$500
years.
Pao Alto had the indications future North Fair
today quick sale for these 307 lOtsa sale
shall sOO lot$25O lots will be $780, s275
lots will be 75 $500 lots will be 5000 But this oune
will be opportunity
prices.
Remember
of lifetime Opportunity
your it!
you $3.50 lies in savings bank?only s6
stock jobbng enterprise
big chance OF losing 1t all when you Duy land you nave something
these
lots you every
SIMPLY CAN'T LOSE.
Now have told you Fair going
to give away
opportunity $3.50 talking about
all out ali that there lett for you to do IS
either be of the 800
aAd by watch so other people
the profit
To be sure that you
reservation My Office will be until
o'clock every evening money until
yourself Whether you
them
get If can't CALL send the nclosed
and will mail
tickets Re E@GA1nge iH COHlVD J0t H@Ot4@1R
member the train leaves M SNYDER sos Pelan Bldg
~. = M from Third Send transportation
and Tornsend staats luncheon North Fair
This is the last inyi June 13
aion shall give NAME
50 S GOODBY UN
TIL SUNDAY MORN ADDhESS
ING 81
1ELAN BLDG. 6SFIE 0RFN goENlSeS o.cIock
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to San Fy1ncfscO higher either PaIo
Alto or Redwood City comfortably with fog
Cut Off comes in from across the
how and n the Southern Pacific
The San Francisco call., 1909-06-11
The Facts AbOut
North Fair Oaks

North Fair Oaks is 40 minutes
down the peninsula, over the
new $10,OOO,OOO Bay Shore Cut
Off with forty trains daily. 1t
is less than a mile from Red
wood City with its stores and
schools. On the other side is
Fair Oaks with its millionaire
homes. 1t is Is minutes ride
to Stanford University. On one
side is the regular Southern Pa
cific double track to San Jose
and Los Angeles. On the other
side is the Dumbarton Cut Off,
the new Southern Pacific over
land line into San Francisco
from the east. Through it is
the Middlefield county road, over
which the new interurban cleo
trio line will run an extension of
the San Mateo electric to San
Joco Tho o1oxaf fio,1 ic fiftv foot
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-24

the bidding and to display ito utte,
ldlocy and uSclesSness.
Governors Block Plan.
In most eases where the bids from
certain states were brought 10 the at
tention OF the governors Of those
states. there came prompt state
ment from the executives that moth
ing of the Kind would be permitted
| by them. In such cases the plans
were wiped off in "A hurry
The one disappointment along these
lines was the bid offered by the Miller
brothers OF Oklahoma, propriotors oil
the 101 ranch. / have good reason
TO know that this was bona fide bid
made In the right way and backed
up by many thousands OF dollars IN
addition to the forfeit the MillcrS were
prepared 10 post with the right party.
The Millers were not looking for adj
yertIsing and are keenIy disappointed
At the governors refusal TO countc-
nance the scheme
IL is so palpable that some Of the
bids are jokes while others are made
! merely for the brief bit OF attention
| they would attract TO some otherwise
! unheard-of-place on an unmapped ter
ritory that they are not worthy of
second thought
The 100000 bid from Coalings.
Cal, never was made in sincerity. ac~
| cording TO Sam Berger. JeiI said the
wires got crossed The Washington.
Idaho, Utah, and South Dakota bids
have been killed by gubernatorial in,
terfercnce.
The France affair Is not likely to be
considered seriously, and neither Is
Mclntosh's offer for England or Aus
tralia. Jefiries refusing to land and
/ Johnson will have nothing to do with
Australia So that about settles the
foreign bug.
Bat Nelson's Nevada bid looks like
one Of the Danes little press agency
! dreams Nevada VIII not be serious
/ ly considered.
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MANY LIDS FOR The
COMING BIG FIGHT
California and Nevada the Only
States Where the Battle
Can Be Held.
(By Ed w. Smith)

Chicago. Nov. 2i.-Therc used TO
be melancholy days in these days
of November. but they have turned
out foolish days since the bidding
'oI the JeGries-Johnson battle became
a popular fall pastime. Just run
Your eye over the appended list OF
bids for the big battle and then on
"alf your fingers, with thumbs barred.
calculate how many of them are ON
the square and worthy Of more than
u moments consideration.
After all OF the bids have been run
1ver. including those from foreign
ands. the fact is brought ont glaring-
ly that California Is 10 get this battle
o A great big certainty, II indeed
here Is not tacit understanding
light now that makes il positive. With
salifornla and Nevada the only two
states in the country that can meet
properly the conditions Of the articles
Of agreement signed by the TWO men
and nobody I'm Nevada giving a rap
whether the battle comes there or
rot. California has just about walk
over for the prize.
Is IL going 10 be a prize at that
price, This Is big question. In ad-
diti1n TO the list herewith put to the
thousands OF readers there Will be
bids made that escaped us. Perhaps
the enterprising correspondents for
got TO get them properly placed and
perhaps Sam Berger or George Little
might accidentally have placed the
bids. in their pockets and forgotten
all about them. But there are enough
here 10 indicate the general tenor of
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-24
NOTICE.
VIII Pay City Warrants.

Notice is hereby given that the IN.
dersigned. Treasurer OF Ogden City.
will, at his Office, on and after this
date. pay city warrants bearing reg.
istry numbers from A4100 to Assoc.
both inclusive, and Bi1oO 10 B4S0O,
both inclusive.
And further. that all such warrantf
not presented to me for payment, OF
or before December 2nd, 1909, vii
cease 10 draw interest thereafter.
(Signed) THOMAS 3. FARR,
City Treasurer.
Dated: Ogden, Utah. November %
1909.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1909-11-24

MONEY TO loan on watches. diamonds
iewelry. firearms. etc Uncle Sans
Loan Office, established 1885. The
Money Lenders OF Ogden. 27S 25th
c. II. SMITH. Prop 93 Tyr
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MONEY TO LOAN

ON city property and improved farms
HUNTER 6 KENNEDY, I'll First
National. i.30-u
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ROYAL HIoHLANoEes.

The Royal Highlanders meet the
first and third Mondays. at Eagle
Hall. Dues can be paid from ? TO >.
office of G. w. Green. on the 2Sth OF
each month. Visiting members cor
daily Invited
J. b. GRACE. ]. p.
ALICE COLLINS. Sec. G. Treas.
1O-26-.f
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PLAIN CITY SCHEnuG
TIVE NOVEMBER PATH, 1909.
Wenk DaUa
Sundays and Holidays.

Sundays and Holidays.
Leave Leave Leave Arrive
25th Five Plain Five
Street Points City Points
7;40 am 1855 am S:45 am 9:30 am
10:40 am 10; So am 12;I5 pm 1:3O pm
4:40 pm 4;55 pm 5.45 pm $50 pm
Fare from Plain City TO Five Points,
15c each way
Fare from Farr West spur to Five
Points, 10c each way.
Fare from o. S l.. track to Five
Points. sc each way.
Communication tickets will be good on
this line. Tickets can be purchased
six (6) for 25 cents or twenty-four
(24) for Sl00
OGDEN RAPID TRANSIT CO.
By j, A. BAILEY, Supt
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PHOTO COUPONs-Before buying
or using coupons already purchased,
see the soc dozen photos at The Tripp
Studio. IT will save you money not to
use your coupons. -
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THANK SEWING EXCURSION VIA
The DENVER 6 Rio GRANOE.

One fare for the round trip to al
points In Utah One dollar and ten
cents. (sl10) TO Salt Lake City and
return. Tickets on sale Nov. oath and
25th, limit returning Nov. 10Th. -
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Advertisements on This Page Must Be Paid in Advance No Exec
RATES OF ADVERTISEMENTS

THE PRICE OF ADVERTISEMENTS IN THE cLAssI
FLED OR WANT COLUMNS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
NO FIRST INSERTION IF LESS THAN 25 WORDS
CAN BE LESS THAN 25 CENTS FOR EACH DAY AFTER
THAT ONE CENT PER WORD TWO LINES OR MORE
FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK OF SIX DAYS ONLY 25 CENTS
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CHANGES ALLOWED ON ABOVE RATES ALL ABOVE
RATES MUST BE PAID STRICTLY IN ADVANCE
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De ARMOND IS
MOURNED By MANY

Kansas City. Nov. 25.-It was In
vain effort to save the life OF his little
grandson that Congressman David A.
De Almond of the Sixth Missouri dis
trict perished In the fire that de-
stroyed his home in Butter. Mo, ear
ly today.
The heroism of the congressman
was made known late this afternoon.
when. with his arms locked around
the burned body of the little boy, De
Almonds body was found. He had
caught up the slX-yearold lad David
D. Dc Almond, Jr., and rushed with
him through the flames that filled his
room. He fell with his unconscious
burden and both sank through the
floor 10 quick death
What makes the tragedy unusually
pathetic is the fact that the grandson
was the grandfatheT's idol. The two
were inseparable. and often slept to-
gether. Last night the boy went to
his Srandfathcr's house as usual. and,
after happy evening. the two re-
tired. The next thing the family
heard of them was early today, when.
from behind the smoke and flames
that envelopcd the house, the boy
screamed,
"oh. grandpa, get me out of here.
I'm burning to death"
Yes. son, don't he afraid; grandpa
will take you out. was the calm reply.
Then both went down to their
death
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EXCURSION TO SALT LAKE.

Oregon Short Line Nov. 9th, 25th,
sl.10 round trip. Good TO return 29th:
nine trains 10 and from the cap
Itol
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THANKSGIVING DAY CHEAP
RATES.

Via Oregon Short Line, on sale
Nov. "a. 25th. Good to return until
Nov 29th To and from any point
within a distance of 300 miles. See
agents.
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WANTED-TO Guy

REAL ESTATE wanted--A few bar.
gains in houses and lots Wright In
yestment Co, under First National
Bank ll-l5-tt
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Louis XIV. bowknotS of velvet.
silver, crepe de chine or any desired
material, appear on fancy dancing
frOckS
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Butter, Mo. Nov. % Congressman
De Almond and his little grandson
Will not he separated in death To
night it was decided TO hold a double
funeral for them Friday afternoon.
mtermcnt will be In Oak Hill ceme-
tery here.
Word was received from Washing
ton tonight that congressional COM
mittee had been appointed 10 attend
the funeral Among the messages Of
coincidence received was one from
Speaker Cannon.
From Washington, President Taft
sent the following message to Mrs
De Almond.
Mrs. Taft and I arc shocked to
hear of the dreadful news. We SYM
pathize most deeply with YOU in your
sorrow Your husband and | were
very intimate. ] valued his friend
ship most highly. He was an honest
able servant of the public and pa
triot MY heart goes out to You In
your loss"
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ROYAL AECANUH.

Fraternel Beneficiary Order. 10
sures men at reasonable rates. Accu
mulated emergency fund nearly I've
million dollars. Rocky Mountain Coun'
ell, No. 6S7, meets second and fourth
Thursday at |. o. .. +. hall, ZIG
Washington avenue. H. l. Peterson
Regent. j. w WotherSpoon. Collector
6. Roberts Secretary.
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FRATERN9L

Queen City. Rebekah Lodge. No !.
l. @. o. 2 Meets second and fourth
FTid evenings at Odd Fellows hall
Visiting members invited.
LAURA II. WANT, y. G.
AMANDA JENKINS. Rec. Sec'y.
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B. OF r. 7

b, OF Il.
Brotherhood Railway 1rninmcn. Og.
den Lodge No 6S meets every Thurs.
day evening Eagles Hall. at p, Ill
c. D. SIMPSON. President
X. A. IRVINE. 272 26th, Sec'y.
A. B. CANFIELD. Treasurer.
2419 Monroe.
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WOMEN OF wOOOCRkfT.
Women OF Woodcrait Ogden Circle
5S1, meet every Wednesday night at
7:30 o'clock. K OF P. hall Visiting
Neighbors invited,
Dues can be pail at Bingham's gro
cery store. 25th St, the afternoon OF
tnc 2Sth Of each nenth.
SARAH RANSOM. G. N. Has Wost
Patterson Ave.
MARIE critics. Clerk, 2731 Mon
roe avenue.
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New York. Nov 23 THE battleship
Missouri came into port today from
Newport. II. l. The fact that the big
warship came in response 10 rush
order gave rise 10 reports that the
move was in connection with the
Nlcaraguan situation. However it
was stated at the New York navy
ward today that the Missouri, so far
as was known. was merely dropping
In here on her way to the battleship
rendezvous at Hampton Roads. whero
q fleet is under orders to assemble
December ]. In the course of the usual
winter naval practice.
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LOST.
FRATERNAL.

WOoOMEN OF THE WORLD.
Weber Camp 40 "a, meets In K.
of P hall in the Utah National Bank
building every Thursday evening at 8
o'clock. Visiting Woodmen cordially
invited 10 attend.
A. T. WYKES. C. C.
E. AUTH. Clerk. First National
Bank Building.
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SECONDHAND STORE.

NEW and secondhand furniture
bought and sold or exchanged: high
prices paid for secondhand furniture.
Apply l79 l-2 18th. Phone. Bell 5l5.Y.
9-lS-1mo
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-21
Like an Earthquake.

Former High Sheriff Chesterfield c.
Mi~ddlebrooks, whose bungalow at
Highland lake stands partly over the
lake on stone and cement foundations,
was awakened at four o'clock the
other morning by loud noises which
he says shook his bungalow like an
earth tremor.
He says that after the household
had been shaken nj OF a sound sleep.
he. not waiting to dress. ven outside
to ascertain the cause of the noise.
He found, he says, that a monster
frog had It's bed directly under the
bungalow. The frog weighed fully
six pounds, he says, and every time 1t
croaked the bungalow cracked and
shook.
MIR. Middlebrooks bought an anchor
strong rope and enough red flannel
to bait 100 hooks, and will try to save
his property by capturing the bull
frog.-Winsted Comm dispatch tt
New York World.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1909-10-21
Almost ANY Mother.

The mother Of q large family fell
Ill and died and the attending ply
stefan reported that she died of star.
walton. 1t was incredible, but he
proved it: The woman had to get the
dinner and then spend the mex two
hours in waiting On the family and
getting the children to the table. 1t
was never on record that she got all
Of them there at the same time and
they came struggling in all the way
from potatoes to pie. By the time
she had wiped the last face, her own
hunger had left her and she had no
desire to eat. Chickens, the doctor
said, come running at feed time, but
children don't. A hen has a better
chance to eat than a mother.--Atchi-
son Globe.
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GENEROSITY or THE GOURMET
Frenehman Partial 20 Properly Cooked
Chop, But He Did Not Alto
gether Forget His Wife.

A Frenchman hesitates to pay two
dollars for a pair Of 'ready-inade
trousers, but 1t is his delight to spend
a flyer OF a meal.
The speaker, a waiter, smiled.
MY brother, Gustav of Dax,' re
said, lis a renowned gourmet. They
talk all over OAK of Gustav's way OF
grilling a lamb outlet. Is 1t a good
way. but expensive? Oh, la, la"
la, LAP" The guest frowned. What
do you mean by la, LAP" he inquired.
1T just means gosh lingo my
goodness anything like that" said
the waiter. impatiently. about my
brother Gustav. He always grills his
own chops. He went trust the work
to any n else. He does 1t like this:
He lays three chops, one on top Of the
other. on the grill. Seated before the
fire, he turns the chops over and over
till the two outer ones are done to a
very dry brown. The middle one only
is the one he eats. All, but II AUST be
delicious. 1t has received. you see,
all the rich, delicate juices Of the 9TH
err two"
The guest sneered. "And does he
throw the other two away?" he
"Oh, no." the waiter answered. "He
gives them to his wife."-Buffalo Elk.
press,
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AS STRAIGHT MEN SEE HIM.
The Dead-Beat Is Probably the Most
Despised Creature That Walks
the Earth.

No man is wholly free from sin, but
SO many lesser evils are tolerated that
a mar should hesitate long before be-
coming a dead-beat. Criminals are de-
spised and abhorred, but to the dead
beat all that is coming, as well as the
contempt of his fellow men. There is
something at once so mean and so lit.
tie in taking advantage of the conf
dence which comes with friendship
that the hand of every man is turned
against a dead-beat as soon as his
reputation is well established. The
dead-beat may fondly imagine he is
living easy and making money with
out work, and, of course, he takes no
account Of the confidence he violates
and the h%ardships he inficts on 9TH
ers. But. that aside. he really has a
harder time than the man who is
honest and fair. He is compelled to
move a good deal, and peace of mind
he knows not. Like other types of
crooks, he doesn't prosper. and his
finish is % unpleasant than the be-
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