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The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31
Baby Crop Short.

Topeka. Kan.-The baby crop In
Kansas is falling on. Despite the fact
that in corn. wheat and oats Kansas
this year astonished the world with .
message that out Of those three crops
alone it made SIS. 1000. 900 more than
any year before in its history. the sad
admission is made that the stork
came to Kansas more than 1000 less
times In the last fiscal year than In
the previous one. The whole baby
crop for the Sunflower state for the
last fiscal year. according to statistics
gathered for the census bureau. num-
beers 23.S5O. against $3.50 babies for
the preceding IL months.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

A woman may be as old ~ she
looks. but It makes q difference
whether it's before or after she 10
dressed to 60 out.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31
EIucidatod.

Stella-.What is the law OF heredity?
Bella-That all undesirable traits
come from the other parent.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

Or. J. n. RlNDlAUB (spselallse)s
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Raruo. n. n.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

Some peoples morals are like their
best clothes-only worn on extraordin-
airy occasions.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BR0MO Quinine TablefA
Druggists refund money II IL fails to cure. Z. w.
GROVES signature IL on each boz. Sc.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

WE PAY HIGH PRICE FOR HIDES
and furs & sell guns and traps cheap.
N. W. Hide 6 Fur Co.. Minneapolis,
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

When doctors disagree they are apt
to make sarcastic remarks about each
other that saver OF the truth.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

The brayest dentist isn't anxious to
look into the jaws of death.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

Gossips multiply everything they
hear by two.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
has cnvAbl0 reputation of seventy ycafs AeA
reliable remedy for lumbaso. sciatics, pleunv
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1909-12-31
SKIN HUM0R rs YEARS

Never mind, 1t win be your last"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20
TIE POLICE INDICATED.

The Tribune feels that it cannot pass
by the work Of the polio department
Of this city in tho prompt capture of
the murdercrs OF Policeman Riley and
the fixing of the crime upon them. with.
out the commcudotion aud appreciation
that is due thcrcupou
The unccasing activity, diligence, and
interchangeable work Of the police depart.
mcnt in this affair is the complete an.
swcr to those who have assailcd that
department and undertaken 10 destroy
the confidence of the people of this city
in that great branch of the public ser
vice. And not alone in this case is
the efficiency of the police department
proved: il Is effective all the time. and
is doing The best of work day aud
night without cessation.
Chief Barlow and his Subordiuatcs,
one and all, arc deserving of the con.
tidcnce of thc people Of Salt Lake;
more than that. they have this conf
dcncc. and that the public confidence
in the police department is not mis-.
placed is proved by the successful ac-
tivity Of that department in running
down. and obtaining confessions OF
gull, Of these murdcrers. II is con
viuciug proof Of the efficiency aud re.
liability oc the police department.
I'm vain arc the opposition yiciousIy
and suarlinglv. for political purposes
only, cndcavoriug TO undermine the
standing of the police department.
That standing is absolutely assured, is
perfectly safe. The opposition may rail
and rage. but can effect nothing. The
sal; Lake police department has the
confidence OF the public. aud deserves
that confidence 10 An eminent degree,
There is no shaking Of it, and there
should not be any attempt TO shake II.
None but a political gamcstcr or un.
scrupulous 2calot would for a moment
undertake the unsavory task, and those
engaged in 1t will get no credit for
themselves from an intelligent public.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

this city? The candidate who does it
exhibits u weakness OF character that
Is dcplorablc, a sad failure 20 recognize
the sense of responsibility which he
owes TO his party and To himself when
he yields TO he demand of the plottcrs.
which Is most cheeky one. absolute.
~ indetcnsjbIc in morals. in politics. or
IN principle. /, Is one that demands
the sacrifice of Il candidate aud his
party. with no corresponding benefit
except 20 thc inner circle of the church
bosses, who never have memory 10
recognize sacrifices offered for their
benefit, They are u secret iunta which
recognizes no obligation on their own
part or sacrifice on tho part of any
one else but exhibit only greed for
control. and 2 forcctfuncss that is so
callous rs To hc utterly shameful WHY
should any candidate yicld 10 an IRE.
sponsihlc power like this. and bctray
his party and sacrifice himself ut the
demand Of n set Of unscrupulous secret
workers who have not even the man
hood 10 stand up and confess whnt
they have done and are doing. and rem
der due recognition To those whom they
hope 10 use or have used in the past
Without gratitude. without sense of
rcctIiudc, absolutely devoid Of political
principle" they demand sacrifices for
their benefit ON qhc part of others,
themselves yielding no returns what.
ever. in view Of all the facis in the
case we ask again, why should any
candidate withdraw from tho ticket up.
on which he was regularly nominated.
thnS hcirayinC bis party and sacrifc.
ing himself for he benefit of gang
OF irresponsible political rascals'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20
WHY SHOULD THEY WITHDRAW?

1t would bc curious 10 have some
authorilivc or reasonable explanation
of why candidates. regularly nominated
by their party. should withdraw IN ia
vor of conglomcratiun dictated by
the church politicians. Candidates who
are nominated by their party owc a
duty 10 that party as the choice OF
the delegates assembled in convention.
They are tho standard bearers of their
party for the time being and represent
their party's interests in tho campaign
and tho election Why should they
Withdraw?
Ii is comprehensive that in case OF
great public cxigcncy or some sudden
crisis there might he a rcadiustmon' IN
behalf of some great popular movement
or some imminent danger. Nothing
of that kind, however, can be pleaded
in this csmpaign. Everything is now
precisely as IT was when the nomiua,
rious were made There has boon no
change No crisis has come upon the
city. upon any party, or upon any
section of he people.
Why, therefore, should candidates
withdraw! Who is to he benefited or
placaiod by such Withdrawals! Not
any recognized party, not any rccog
niZcd civic or political force, not amy
popular interests that deserve respect.
The only ones to he benefited are the
church politicians, those who proceed
with their selfish demands and claims
of dominance without regard TO any
party whatever. What is any caudI
datc 10 gain by Welding to this impor.
nruitv coming from a source that has
no rightful claim upon thc public in
civil or political affairs, and which
could nor possibly show any gratitude
or recognition for Tho dcposcd candi
date bv reason of his complaisancc in
yielding to hi. unauthorized usurping
dcmandi
II the candidate gives way in the
interests OF mis- party. the party rcmcm'
! bcrs the sacrifice. and usually makes
/ good TO him in some WAY I'm this case,
\ however there is Ho party demand
but the reverse; no possibility Of the
secret, dominating power which is ad-
/ vccatiug the withdrawal of candidates.
making good TO them in any tangible
J way That secret selfish. dominating
interest never considers amy ono s posi-
I iion bnl lis Own. II il can bulldoZc
candidates and make Them get off
! the ticket 60 serve lis interests. ii
not only fails TO recognize amy debt
10 them for their compliance. but il
holds them in utter contempt, and they
arc under is ban lheuceforward.
Why. then, should any candidate
Withdraw NJ the demand of the IRE
sponsiblc, selfish, and vicious power
/ ssh as is now working to that end in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20
THE NEW PORT OF CALL.

The world Of transportation, and
the transatlantic carrvin,
tradc. is deeply interested in the oncn,
ing Of the new port NJ Fishguard. Walcs
c. Is Through The opening Of This mar,
the journey between New York and
London has been shortened by niob,
with the promise that at an early dav
and under favorable conditions the limo
will be still further reduced.
E'ishguard is a Welsh village lyiu.
near the great. gaunt hcadlands of Pen
Anglas and Dnas Head: and il has =
history that is rs interesting as II i,
old Il was here that Il French fleet -
invaders surrendered TO the strategy n,
the Welsh girls in l791. The story ia 70
the effect that when the Frenchmcn
hove in sight tho women Of Fishpuara
donned The national costume, with no.
companying high beaver hat. and he.
gan marching around the castle. There
were but score or so Of them. but rl,c
Frcnchmcu imagined that there WAS an
endless stream Of warriors on tho do.
fcnslvc alert. The invaders hcsitafod
10 attack and meantime ono of tho
Welsh women was dispatched To thc
fields 10 bring in the few men there
were at the piacc-the women nevor
pausing in their march around the
castle At once the little squad of males
FASTENED to the castle and donncd Their
rcgimcnlals," and Joined in the "dis.
play of force The upshot of it was
that there was flag of truce and some
parIcying the Frcnchmcn bowed
tho knee to the handful of Welsh men
and women at Fishguard.
But the ancient village now has :,
future which bids fair 10 outdo in nd
vauccd modern achievement that which
WAS compasscd iu the rugged past
Liverpool. Plymouth. Southampton.
Dover. Chcrbourg aud Bremen have oc.
cupicd stations as the world = greatest
ports on the other side of the Atlantic:
but Fishguard has suddenly climbed TO
place alongside Of these world.re.
uowncd scaports. and it only remains
for time TO tell whether or not the lit.
tie and ancient village of Wales shall
not surpass most of them in Importance.
At any rate, the millions already ex.
pended by the British government in
fitting the harbor for the reception Of
great ocean-going steamers, and the see,
omding efforts Of the Great Western
railway in facilitating overland trans.
portarion for mails and passengers to
and from London, have begun cam
paign Of advancement that would seem
to have already established Tor the
humble Welsh village and port great
and glorious material future,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20
ANTI-AMERICAN HATE HELPS.

The organ Of the Federal bunch
came out Yesterday morning under a
scarlet headline with The proposition
that "Ton Kcarus" has made tho
declaration that ''as soon as wc win
this election my party Will issue more
bonds--and ii viii he a two million
dollar issue this rimc. too OF course
nothing OF the Kind has been said by
Mr.. kcarns or by 'anybodv. lie. and
ali others who know ANYTHING about
thc city's affairs (as the bunch organ
evidently does uot). knows that the
city : bonding capacity would not reach
more than small fraction OF that
amount When the taxpayers Of this
city. in July. 1908, authorized the issue
Of FG00.o0O0J in bonds in spite OF the
vicious and maIjgnan. opposition of
the Month and 'hc main church
organ, il was thoroughly explained at
the time that tina; issue WAS about NJ
10 Inc city's bonding capacity under
he law. There has been 4 little in.
crease in that bonding capacity since.
by reason OF ;hc increased assCssmcnt.
hut Hothtng TO amount 10 more than
about one twentieth of the amount,
stated, and nobody has proposed or is
likely 10 propose 10 issue any more
bonds IN the near iuturc The state.
ment. falsely alleged by the "buuch =
organ as from Mr.. KearnS. is caualcd
only in It's Stiffness by ;he impudeurc
at it's presentation to an intelligent
public which knows the utter mcudac.
ny and folly of such statement.
The same paper Is constantly allce
ing ;hat The American party is in col
luson with th" underworld. and rs.
pcciolly with tic dcmmondc. and vet
il quotes with great gusto from liz
! friends among the dcmimoudc bitter
land fearful complaints against The
American party Tor Interfering with
The business OF street walkers Thus
il appears from the statements of the
bunch organ tat The American
party Is both FOR and against rbc
% Mouth = friends of the dcmimonde.
We recommend to the organ the tuning
Of It's pipes both in tbe same key. so as
not 10 have ,uch complete discord
among Is own rote.
The same organ has been vicious aud
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

vIndicliNc in is assaults mon the po.
lice department in cour,r,o with the
Riley case, claiming first because the
police did not immediately arrest the
murdcrers OF Riley that they were
negligent and incompctcnt; then when
they arrested them it turned around
and sssalcd The department for max
ing arrests for political and campaign
purposes only, And it has not the
sense TO see that its readers are utterly
disgusted with that sort of malignant
idiocy.
The American party is fortunate this
wear in the opposition which it has.
That opposition is so vindictivc, so
..->crUpulous. so malignant, so indc-
cent, aud so mcudacious, that ii drives
people Of sober minds and candid
thought 10 the support of the American
ticket because. first, the allegations
arc absolutely untrue and arc made
Tor no good purpose but merely for
partisan rancor and maliCnity; and
second, they are stale aud ineffective.
of no bearing upon this campaign or
upon any issue. official or otherwise.
The American party could moi ask the
opposition 10 do ANYTHING more incffcc-
tive for themselves. aud more helpful
to American interests han lust the
things that that opposition are doing
right along
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20
THE DEAN MISADVENTURE

By no means has Elder Harry Dean
heard the last of his conjuyal mis-
behavior. He is rather well known
man IN Mormondom, and those who are
acquainted with him have also become
familiar with some of his polvenmous
pcccadilloc>. OF these his lawabidiur
friends and neiehborS do not az all ap-
prove, and they arc not backward in
NoicIng that disapprovaI Meantime
other facts reach The Tribune.
Not only has Elder Dean married =
third wife in new polygamy, but there
j. litt!c side story connected with the
incident. II is said bv those vino are
familiar with the facts that when Mrs
\. 7. Anderson procured her separation
from her OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES husband.
there was . division of the property
While II was no fortune That fell 10 the
lady share, il WAS of sufficient amount
10 attract the affcctionatc attention of
Harry. who subsequently, and accommo.
datingly provided all coniugal lacks.
BN means not unknown to the polyn.
amous emit, Elder Harry persuaded the
lady OF his third choice 10 cutrIist 10 his
capable and mastcrful hands the man.
agemen' OF the funds provided by the
husband from whom she had been
separated. For time therefore. Harry
assumed the role OF capitalist IN a
small way. and he proceeded 10 invest
IN we'll known sunny climcs-or nj
least. 1T must have been something of
that sort that he put tbe woman 5 money
into. for she got nothing omt of il but
hot air. And so the money is gone and
the poor lady now has nothing but
Harry left, Of such is the folly of
woman and the financial wisdom of the
Mormon high priest.
Dut Elder Dean. as we bave said Ia
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20
CLEAN FOOD AND PURE MILK

We have pointed out heretofore the
immense services Of the American party
to this city in the introduction Of pub
lie improvements, street paving, side
walk building. sewer construction, lay
ing of watcrmaius and service pipes
and the vitaliEing of the city from ITS
former lcthargy TO the tremendous act
ivirv which has prevailed the last four
wears. which has put the city at the
head of all American cities in percent
age Of building as compared with the
wears previous. aud which has made the
city the admiration of all visitors
We have presented the claims of the
American party in putting the city on
higher moral plano by the banish-
mcnt of the robbing gambling games
which thrivcd openly under the pro
lection of the former church admins
trariou. and the strictcr regulation OF
the saloon business by an ordinance
passed promptly upon tho failure OF
the church legislature to do anything
whatever in the matter of legal reeula'
tiou. All of these things have been
fully presented. aud arc completely
understood by the people; and they All
score brilliantly for the American party
service TO Salt Lake.
We present now another service OF
the American party. in the way OF leg
sIating for aud enforcing the pare food
supply. and especially the supply ot
clean. wholesome milk for the children
of this city. Under the old admins
tration these things were very much
neglected The city was afflicted with
disease from the impure milk. and in
general there was no way 10 enforce
purity in the food supplies AT any time:
the ordinances were insufficient. The
American party, however. took tho mat.
ter in hand, passed strict ordinances
governing the supply of pure food gen
orally, and especially pure milk, clean
butter. and sanitary meat. The city
now has competent laws and rcgula-
tions on these subjects which are
strictly enforced, and which bear the
of practical experience. The ordi
nauccs and regulations are shown TO be
effective, aud are demonstrated 10 do
their work We have now pure milk
supply that is above question, and the
meat supply and food supplies in gen.
cral are above suspicion,
For these things the American party
is entitled TO credit, because that party
has actually done what is claimed. II
has solved the pare food problem for
Salt Lake. and is enforcing the pure
food ordinances in a way that com
mandS admiration. There j. no quCs.
tiou of the purity Of the food supplies
of this city any more. There is no
question but that the regulations are
ample and are strictly and impartiaIIy
enforced.
All of this scores another big credit
mark for tho American party, aud for
its services in this direction alone il
is entitled 10 the gratitude and support
of the people. even though We should
say nothing about tho vast public i'm
provcments and the mighty growth
Of the city, The elevation Of the moral
tone of the city. tho strictcr rcgula.
tion of the saloons. and the abolition
Of the robbing gambling games which
throyc 50 nightly and without any
Interference from The church admins
tratiuu that preceded The incoming OF
the American party into power
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

The Bonnie Brlar Bush, and who
is guilty Of multitude OF misstatc.
mcnis Of facts and Of Gariug errors
all the timc.) is shocked that The Tri-
buuc should have made the slip of re.
ferriug 10 ex.Secrctarv shaw Whom
it-comically enough-rcchristcn HAl,
bert y as present senator from
Iowa. Which shows that he, no
matter how great his own fail
ines. expects perfection from The
Tribune: and it j. confession that
he asually finds If in its columns.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

" Orphans home wond like sum of
$4,000 we are told by local news
heading. There are others. TOO. vino
wouldn = mind possessing similar
amount. But few who could possibly
deserve il more.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

However. It i natural for the church
press 10 'tyicw with alarm. There
j nothing IN The church political rec
ord - which thcy can point with
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Tariff rcvIsiouists arc given 10 such
ou'isndish pranks that il you'd umuse
more than IL would surprise the pub.
liz II they finally found and lost their
!nat IN Uncle Joe Cannon
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

By their fruits ye shaii know
ihcai,'' and from the direction of the
lemons that have been coming their
~ay the church politicians should by
this lime ne able 70 draw bead on
tI,c Bee Iirc house.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Not only does APOSTLE Smoo; manu-
tac;ure lies 10 put into his own
- Mouth. hut he seems 20 ne equally
busy concoctiHG falscboods 70 put into
0;bcr mon s mouths
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Hv tbc time hc is done. with This
western trip. President TAFT will have
accomplished something. ii only in
reducing his own weight But VIC don I
rare 10 nave some smart paraeraphcr
rome IN by asking H. in what re.
succi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

only never satisfied unless others Wpi
affirm its falschoods. but 1t becomes
rampantIy rageful unless they invent
new ones in aid of its hypocrltleaI pur-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

From all accounts, the Upshot Of q
"olnplainj in 4 local divorce action is
'bat the wife desires to ger rid Of a
White Elephant she has on her hands.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

fore. is now living in Colorado: and.
the rccitals of some of his rranks oht
in that particular colony of the church
NAV make interesting rendinp.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Anyway. it will be worth thc money
10 SEQ men like Elder Ncph l.. Morris
pnt thc cross under the rooster. "and
ir =, 20 AZ THAT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Sow hat the world 5 baseball cham
pion,hip is settled. there : no excuse
az earth for forgetting 10 register on
TUESDAY. October %
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

VIII DR.. Cook do as much FOR Lieu
tenant Pcary when the latter starts
IN his lecture iouri
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

What seems TO surprise Chairman
Felt most is that MS fusion scheme
should nave been regarded as a red.
hot poker.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Graceful as he j.. Apostle Senator
Smoo; docs not look we'll ia the fincry
of a political nymph du pave.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

business communications should be nG-
!rrsscd "Thc Tribune, salt Lake C''!'
Matters for publication. TO Editor The
ryibunr, salt Lake city. ttah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Something wrong. Another day gone
without Pcarv boost for Cook.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Those who seek universal peace VIII
hc consistently careful moi TO find the
north nnlr.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Count dc Lambert now holds the
seroplauc record. with Oryille Wright
10 hear from again.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Cheer up! Nobody quarrels over the
assertion that the cost of living is TOO
high
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

Two bees in The hive are better than
ne down your back.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

< . Bcckwih. Special Agency, Sole
Ita stern Advertising Agent. Eastern o.
10. Trhuuo building New YORK; west
rr1 office. Tribune building. Chlc1s"'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-10-20

That demonstrate the feeble frctwork
Of tho idiotic church organ.