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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gurus, reduces IN
nammatiou. alays PAIN curss wind collie sc bottle
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

Wise people Use i-a.n,.Es Wizard Oil
to stop pain because they know it always
makes good. Foolish people try expert
ments. Ask your druggists about it.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

lar to charity he usually manages to
get caught in the act.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

One way to remove paint is to SIT
down on it before 1t Is dry.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

Women like to talk of the days
they we're single and had a good time
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

From the blackmailer's viewpoint
keeping secrets is a paying business.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

Aliens FOot-Eaae. . Powder
For swollen. sweating feet Gives instant relief The
original powder for the feet sc at all DEuggssA
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

And then: Say, sonny, yer look
too clean for me TO wipe the floor wit
yer. an yere too small ter punch
Yer may think yer pretty smart. but
just go in there and tell the boy in the
= blue uniform with buttons that's just
inside that door what ye're lookin
for, an he'll learn yer how to find Paul
Morton, he will
When the pretty stenographer of
Dope & Co. observed Lawrence return
ing to the Office with a copiously en-
carmined nose. his neat little hair
greatly rutf1ed. and his collar dragged
from its mornings. and when she heard
how he had acquired Certain Knowl-
edge with Much Tribulation she was
SO sorry for him that she brought him
In a box of bargain candy at lunch
time.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01
MUST BELIEVE IT.
Every Reader Will Concede the Truth
Of This Statement.

One who suffers with backache or
any form of kidney trouble wants a
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01
Questionable,

Has she a sense of humor?"
Il can't tell"
why not?"
Because she looked serious when
she told me she admired your sing
Ing"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01
SNAP FOR JIMMIE,

"Oh. Jimmie, our pas been appoint
ed postmaster"
Good, Now l won't have ter put
any stamps on de letters l sends
youse."
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

For Red. Weak, Weary. Watery Eyes.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians.
Conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs
Law Murine Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye
Pain. Try Murine for Your Eyes.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

1t sometimes happens that q distant
relation is too close
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE-"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNINE. Look for
the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure Cold in One Day. &c
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01
Tongue TWisters.

Tongue twisters are the actors
bane," an actor said. Lose your head
on the stage. and you are bound TO
say Now Rababbas WAS a bobber,
for 'Barabbas was robber.'
"On a first night heard tragedian
refer to the Deity as a showing leop-
ard when he meant a loving shep-
herd
You make me boff and sky
word! l once shouted In q tank
drama.
My uncle, divine. concluded an
address on the suffrage before WON
ems club with the terrible words: But
bore you; ] will cease; l do not wish
to address lot of berry wenches.
My poor uncle meant weary benches.
Il was a duke in a recent problem
play, and when my servant asked me
one night if l had any luggage, l re
Piled Only two rags and a bug.
Judging by Size.
The Georgians of Augusta are chuck
ling over a new story about Mr.. Taft
who drove out one afternoon to see
Georgia planter. The planters cool
very old woman, takes no interest i
public affairs. and she did not recof
nize the portly guest.
What did you think of that gentle
man. Martha?" the planter asked. afte
Mr.. Taft had driven off.
We'll, sir" old Martha replied,
can't say as l saw nothin' pertickle
about him. He looked to me like tn
kind of man as would be pretty reg'le
to his meals louisville Times
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

important to Mothere.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1909-06-01

Samson was the first actor on record
to bring down the house.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
From Another Point of View

Strangely brothers anything but uppish
f record The longest
&.
4 made
hw.
Of q spouted one
humber
nm true that cauncey pepew has to pay his own railway faro
possbiy he Will resign.
The Adrch
people who much
suddenly
that the Testimony made somebody
= for them to get up as high as the price of ice.
N
Adrch
Revision which wayyr
account al the Boy
referred the
to
Of the
&Nsd IT,
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

A lawyer In New York named Turn
er has incorporated himself. and IL
selling himself out In shares OF stock.
He may think he Is doing something
original. but IL SO. he Is mistaken. It's
an old and well recognized dodge.
What is Standard OIL. but the incor-
poration OF John ID. Rockefeller? What
Is the sugar trust. but the incorpora-
ton OF Henry o. Hayemeyer2 What
Is the great Northern Pacific-Great
Northern-B urlington-Colo 4 South
ern merger which II Is rumored is
about TO take place. but greater jim
Hill? What Is this swollen Southern
Pacific-U Union Observation-Disclosures Cen
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. corporation
system. but +. H. Hartman magnitied
ten million diameters?
The corporation acts with the force
OF a million individuals. perhaps. but IL
obeys a single will. II has a single
brain. il knows but single purpose.
And the beauty OF II Is. the corpora
ton has no soul.
John D. Rockefeller has soul-a
well-groomed. sleek. unctuous. wellfed
soul OF which he takes great care, and
the welfare OF which Is Of the first
importance 10 him. John d. never
does anything wrong.
But Standard Oil-great Caesar s
ghost YOU want to look out for your
purse and your oil we'll and all the
things which are yours II Standard
Oil wants them. What It does and
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
The Menace of Unionism"

DR.. Woodrow Wilson, president OF
Princeton university. advertad to labor
unionism in his baccalaureate address
this year, AID, IL he Is correctly re
ported, called in the industrial menace
OF the nation.
He spoke OF the alleged practice in
the labor unions OF "standardiZing
the days work, and of making the out
put OF the poorest workman the stand
ard This. he suggested. tends TO cut
down Industrial efficiency and To Grip
pie the nation In the race for CONNER
cial supremacy.
Like most college men, Or. Wilson
fails or refuses TO look the real prob
lem in the face. Like most college
men, he fails to get the union labor
viewpoint Such sermons and address
es, conceived in misunderstanding and
narrowness, tend TO evil. for they
widen the breach between unionism
and those who mistakenly oppose IT,
Trade unionism is a symptom. not
a disease When labor Is unoppressed
It never organizes. When natural op-
portunities for self-employment are SO
free that all men may employ them
selves at will the labor union Is IN
heard Of
When placer mines were open TO the
first conner In California. and later In
Alaska, there were no miners unions.
No man cared whether he had job
DR. not. II he lost his job, he staked
out a claim. But when all the mines
went under private ownership, the
miners organized The Western Fed
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

You are struggling with difficulties,
you imagine; you are mistaken-you
are struggling with impossibilities. Ia
making laws on the subject OF relig-
ion, Legislators forget mankind. until
their own distraction admonishss
them OF two truths-the- one. that
there IL God; the other. that there Is
a people! Never was IL permitted to
any nation-they may perplex their
understandings with various apologies.
but never was II long permitted 10 ex-
clude from essential-from what they
themselves have pronounced essential
-blessings-a great portion of them
selves for period OF time: and for
no reason. or. what Is worse, for such
reasons as you have advanced. Con-
querors. or tyrants proceeding from
conQuerors. have scarcely ever for
any length OF time governed by those
partial disabilities; but people so to
exclude itself, or rather. under the
name OF government. SO TO exclude IL
self-the Industrious. the opulent. the
useful. that part that feeds you with
its industry and supplies you with Its
taxes. weaves that you may wear. and
plows that you may cato exclude n
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
How to Beat the Devil ?
It's Easy! Just Incorporate.

what John ID. does are two diverse
things.
Robt. Louis Stevenson wrote The
Bottle Imp"-a story OF an imp In
bottle which had TO be sold for less
every sale. and when the price got TO
the smallest coin known. the owner
had To keep the imp until he died. and
then you know what the imp did to his
soul!
Herbert Quick wrote THE Federal
Imp Company" a story OF how John ID.
Rockefeller got the imp, and his aid
accomplished all the wonderful things
which John ID. really has done. and
then went TO congress. got law pass
cd for coin smaller than the cen
time, sold the imp 10 a corporation OF
which he held the stock. and could do
all the deviltry he pleased through the
imp, because II was the corporate
John ID. that owned the imp. and not
the personal John ID.
This is the principle OF the corpors-
ton. IL sins. but the management Is
sinless. II beats the devil
But maybe there are books kept In
which the transactions are set down
otherwise. II we could only get certl-
fed copies OF the accounts OF some OF
our most sanity exploiters in St.
Peters boks. We might not envy them
so much. But as for originality on the
paFt-ef- the New York lawyers-why,
Col. Tom Ochiltree proposed to inccr-
porate himself for the benefit OF his
creditors 25 years ago.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

Grafton OF Miners Is the fruit of fenced
up opportunities. So are all LABOR
unions Free natural opportunities 50
that all may freely employ themselves.
and the labor union will dissolve with
the fear Of losing jobs.
AS 10 the restriction Of output. DR..
Wilson should remember that SUCH
efficient machinery Is noe used AMI
laborers work such long hours. that
when all are at work they make
things faster than the world can buy
them. Output must be cut down. How
TO do IL is the question The en-
ployer prefers TO do II by employing a
smaller force OF more efficient men;
but this leaves many out OF work.
The labor union prefers TO do II by
shorter hours OF work. Failing this,
he may. and in many instances doeo.
reduse output by less work ner unit
of time.
How would DR.. Woodrow Wilson
do II?
BY such a readtustment OF things
that the laborer would receive the
full product OF his labor the necessity
for restriction would disappear. Labor
ers everywhere would have their pur-
chasing power so increased that over
production" would vanish with "un-
der-consumption" Until men every
where had all they wanted OF every
thing, labor could go on without any
glut OF products
But Is Or. Woodrow Wilson In favor
OF that? Until he is he may as well
accept the labor union as a necessity.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
MOST ANYTHING

will soon be able to quit awaiting and
make easy money on the lecture plat
form.
Some say the earth is gradually dry.
Ing up, but the tariff debaters aren't
Kansas Is sending out its annual
cry for farm hands. And the Cant
get work" fraternity is hurrying out
or the state.
Firing OF Russian torpedo boat upon
English vessels will not lead to any
trouble. Russians had trouble enough
hitting what they aimed at.
An experiment station 20 investi-
gate the resources OF Guam will be
established there by the department.
OF agriculture.
Howard Gould has taken out the
family skeleton and his lawyers are
engaged in Dustin 1t of.
The religion OF the Mohammedans
Is known as FL Islam. The words
mean the resigning OF oneself 10
God"
THAT writer has a killing style;
don't you think so?"
quite 30, II you judge by the way
he murders the kings English. Bal
timore American.
Here's an old English word, manci-
pie. A machine was a purveyor OF
food OF clerk OF the kitchen Chaucer
refers TO one in his Canterbury
Tales"
Our old friend. the question. Is II
hot enough for you? has arrived for
the summer, and is comfortably locat
ed in his country home at Everywhere,
Y. 8. A.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

body so useful. SO numerous. and that
forever,-and In the meantime TO tax
them ad libitum. and occasionally tn
pledge their lives and fortunesl--for
what?-for their acknowledgements
Il cannot be done! Continue II. and
you expect from your laws what tt
were blasphemy TO ask OF your Maker.
Such a policy always turns on the
inventor. and bruises him under the
stroke OF the scepter or the sword. or
sinks him under the accumulation OF
debt and loss OF dominion. Need I go
to instances? What was the case OF
Ireland, enslaved for century. aud
withered and blasted with her Protest.
ant ascendency. like a shattered oak
scathed on its hill by the fire OF its
own intolerance? What lost England
America but such a policy? An at.
tempt To bind men by parliament.
wherein they are not represented!
Such an attempt as some would now
continue TO practice on the Catholics.
Has your pity trayersed leagues OF
sea 10 sit down by tho black boy on
the coast OF Guinea-vand have You
forgot the man at home by your side.
your brother?
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
The Man
Who Stole
The Earth"
By W. Holt Whin
CHAPTER LxIx.-(contlnued.)

CHAPTER Lxlx.-(contlnued.)
Some minutes elapsed before tho
+, final answer came. and then. even as
the car had changed his mind at the
last moment. SO did the kaiser The
reply he got was: Very well. his
majesty Will be in Potsdam a. /
o'clock"
Chuckling TO himself. Strong went
within doors and set about making tho
best preparations he could Tor his ma
jesty.
He summoned the entire stan Of
servants, and. distributing sufficient
largesse among them TO give them a
little better impression II his auto
cratic self. he followed UP his gifts by
demanding the very best luncheon
that the pavilion could supply.
Fortunately the housekeeper. who
had been left In charge. had under
stood the kaiser's orders in their
boardest sense, SO that. while Stron6
himself stood and watched the prep
arations, there grew UP before him
excellent proof that the meal would be
by no means a meager one.
Next he set about preparing to give
the emperor as imposing a reception
as he could. But, after all, In spite OF
his power. there was little he could
do in that direction.
The larger OF the airships he placed
in line, withdrawing two Of his Of
ficers from each. and these he mar
shalled In the pavilion, with instruc-
tons that they were 10 be upon tho
steps 10 receive the emperor when the
emperor came.
From the stables Strong ordered n
couple OF horses, and as / o'clock
drew near he mounted one OF them
and ordered Arbuthnot TO take the
other. Then together the two men
trotted down to the gates of the park
where there remained only the old
lodgekeeper. For, though sentries had
been offered to him. Strong had do
clined their services. thinking that
sentries we're more likely 10 conduce
TO his danger than TO his safety.
The kaiser was punctual. AT about
Ave minutes 10 one Strong saw a
small cavalcade coming at a.quick
pace along the main thoroughfare OF
the town.
Two Uhlans rode before couple OF
high-hung landaus. each drawn by four
horses. mounted by Positions.
The emperor evidently intended 10
signify that his visit was one Of state.
Strong's quick eye soon counted the
muster OF men. and he read in the fact
that there we're but four troopers. ono
mounted officer and three members OF
the kaiser's suite. one driving with the
emperor In his carriage, and the other
gentlemen in the carriage which fol-
lowed. that his majesty wished 10 ease
strong's mind to the best Of his abil-
ity.
Realizing this. Strong was grateful
for the emperor's consideration, and
rode out through the gates TO meet
him.
The Uhlans saluted him az no
passed them. and drew up beside tho
emperor's carriage.
Even ar that moment Strong found
time in which 10 feel little delighte6
NJ the study OF expression which the
kaiser's face afforded. lts lines were
as stern and set as ever, yet there
was a suspicion Of smile beneath the
emperor's mustache and little spar
kle In his eyes. more suggestive OF adj
miratlon than ~ enmity
(To he Continucd.l
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
Police Commissioner
Smith Only Points His
Finger at Himself
Ne Cannot Embarrass the Mayor.
Who Would Not Resppolnt Him,
BY Calling Attention to Con-
dItIons Made by Com
missioner Smith.


piqued because he not app0inted
By Mayor Bmeyer evidently that he has the mayor
mp by putting up question of whether these parks
shall wide open all hours
In attempt mayor MI Smith has only
put ngly incompetence and dsrespect
shameful administration
right parks their bszs Sundays so
long pleased Smith, the fact that against
the law Of ANY bar to be open Sunday
We know now such law for he rsoed
% 4 = jay his spleen and political
fs against him to his fat job
Being therefore openly defed and broken
his oath Of oMce
This brings up political ~HOw natural he
looks"
How consistent this latest part Smith with
the inconsistency all his at the
bead Of the department
has been Fred W. Smith and
t the law has been Fred Smith pubic citizenship be
hanged
Why single these two places among hundreds where
whisky and wine sold in Detroit Sundays with the CoHSSA
q tho police pleased stepping QUIT
right proper under made law to sell liquor down
Sunday proper for these parks to sell on
Sunday
And the selling of liquor at Riverview park park
places public the Of people living the
bridge they Smith blame and only few hours
In which to do it in
Commissioner law defiance which has
precedent which the management these
their bars during prohibited
hours and invite in the public
Having encouraged the Sunday saloon the
public life and seeks to put
upon Bmeyer the had the good ud
ment to the place
saucy letter the commissioner wrote to the mayor Dur
intelligent the law which the
permit breaking with the last day Of this
month
having read that letter only contemplate what would
have been possible had Commissioner earlier his
duty
carefully by the commissioner in memory OF
oNCE he did not enforce bigger than
himself
that there has been change in mind on
has fed from the Whelan
camp. and Croul will go in announced
Had hope remaining, cannot picture the commits
onsr coming the law close Sunday bar
Welcome takes the Office under the happy crcum-
@ hm) that will be improve past admins
tza4ions
And welcome private life for MT smihwhich welcome
wscs Of would pleased extend
months ago!
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

"A bore 10 never an augur Of good
nor a person o. penetrative wisdom"
The symbol OF John the Baptist Is
sword, the instrument with which
he was beheaded.
Beyond the Alps lies Italy,
The graduate reminds us,
But emigration easily
Crosses them and finds US.
Are you making $4,000 a year?
Cough up. please.
Question: II T. Roosevelt had In
vented wonderful flying machines.
would he have confined his speech
OF acceptance To the nations con-
CALCULATIONS to Thank you, gentle
men," First correct answer will get
copy Of Wright brothers public
speeches.
Wilbur Wrights speeches get a
word or two longer every day. He
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

10 enable hotel patrons to ascer.
tam me time, telephone system has
been devised, connected With a mas.
ter clock. which sounds the hours
quarters and minutes when a button
on any receiver 10 pressed
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

kfter lengthy experimental tests.
oorman government will establish
rr1c-motor car service on 81 sec
81 az it, railroads. using cars which
Average . speed Of 81 English
~ q hour.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

Cash prizes totalling about $4,000
and 4O1 medals were awarded at IN
exposition OF breeding
horses and asses at Paris last week.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

Defects in glass insulators. due 70
imperfect annealine, are searched FOR
by revolving the insulators In a beam
OF polarized Light
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
Famous Gems of Prose
JUSTICE TO ROMAN CATHOLICS
BY Henry Grattan.

oies Of mmons.F Fob ~.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

Police Commissioner Smiths tern
of Office expires at midnight Wed
nesdsy.
That is why Riverview and Elec-
tric parks were not permitted to sell
Intoxicating drinks one week ago
Sunday, and why a special detail of
notice officers was on hand last Sun
day to prevent the opening Of the
bars.
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29
1T PROVED FATAL.

What BEGAN of hairless dog had'"
mo- Tried every kind OF hair estore oil
THE ONLY EXCEPTION.
things the magazines these
days"
inserting into maya
now Il a
The Detroit times., 1909-06-29

Are you making $1,000 year?
Cough up. please.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1909-04-01

had been taken, since he had not seen
3 1t for fortnight Mt least before he
missed it. 1t was kept in bureau
drawer In his bedroom.
For ten days I kept my eyes open.
followed up every clew, however
>slight, but made no headway what
ever. told Mr.. Bamberger that If
any one in the house had taken the
ring I couldn't find out who was the
criminal. gave up the job.
A month ID ter took murder case.
While driN ing along country road In
the neighhbrhood of the scene Of the
murder on }a fencepost l noticed some
thing that resembled a Masonic sym
Dol. 1t was circle and triangle
roughly cut, the circle everything the
triangleJ one Of the angles Of the lat
post to. examine 1t. Any one but Il de-
tective would have likely considered 1t
the work of some idle boy. l did not
regard 1t so lightly, but had not then
a knowledge I gained afterward which
would have enabled me to decipher It,
drove on much puzzled.
Later came to point where an
other road Joined the one I was on
Not hundred yards before reaching
the fork I saw duplicate Of the cir
Gle and triangle carved ON tree stand
ing short distance from the road 1t
at once occurred to me that these SYM
bols indicated route. Again stop
ped and studied. I noticed that the
acute angle Of the triangle pointed in
the same direction as the one / had
seen cut on the post, direction the
reverse Of that in which was driv-
ing. Ten miles farther on the murder
had been committed the traces Of
which I was looking for. If these
signs continued at intervals to point
near the house of the murder / had
made an Important discovery. l drove
on, watching for the sign, and saw
two, each at a road fork or crossing.
On the way passed the Bamberger
house and mile farther on came to
the house of the murder. A mile and