The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1909-06-11

Dration on July 3, the Fourth coming
On Sunday. They are figuring on a
big crowd from Madison. and II the
weather man is kind they will not be
likely to be disappointed
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ATCHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
A man who talks a great DEAL can.
not avoid talking lot of nonsense.
over In Missouri they call a girl
'old woman" II she has passed forty.
The men are not in Lent. except as
they appear in womens prayers.
The man who has been defeated
should be as careful In his weeping
as the victor Is in his celebrating.
Along about this time of the year
a mans winter shirt resembles
hole with two sleeves attached
These days, you occasionally catch
a girl looking wistfully at an ice
cream saloon.
No one dares to be original in max
ing arrangements for a wedding or a
funeral.
After a girl-child passes seven her
requests to her father for favors
sound as If she had been coached by
her mother.
Nature is always threatening the
peaches the wheat, the corn, and the
health, but on the average, it does
pretty well.
Don't play another mans game.
Politics is another mans game. Buy
ing of an agent is also playing an
other mans game.
Don't let your enemies worry you;
agents, wolves and English sparrows,
with more enemies than friends, get
along pretty well.
The only reason men are no longer
tied to their wives apron strings, is
that women no longer wear aprons
with strings to them.
Even in the face of the kind of hats
they are wearing this spring, there
are some women who claim they
haven't their rights"
Agree with people more. 1t is a
good way to get rid of an argument
Besides, the people you agree with
will always like you better.
There are two points on which
curiosity is never gratified: Does q
man wear his wooden leg to bed? Dc
womans burial clothes include a
corset?
Every mother thinks the highest
compliment that can be paid her little
g-tailed-haired daughter when she
plays, is that she "can almost make
the piano speak"
1t is a rare letter from a mother tC
a son that doesn't caution him to be
good, and a rare one to daughter
that doesn't tell her to have as good
a time as she can.
All the trouble in this world is due
to lack of common sense. And this
common sense is not hard to acquire
The difficulty is, people accept theil
own opinions instead of experience.
Perhaps it is because we know moth
ing about art, but if we were wo
man we wouldn't like to have it sale
of our children that they look like
Raphael's angels. Raphael's angels
are fat and pudgy, with about as
much symmetry to their limbs as
there is to an over-stuffed wiener
wurst.
In a certain Atchison family, there
were ten girls. Nine of them mar
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The Spin is better off today than any
of her sisters, and has lived more
comfortable, easy and successful life
We do not know that this proves any
thing, but it is worth mentioning IL
view of the fact that most girls be
lieve it is disgrace to be Spin.
A certain Atchison man Is very in
dustrious and has made money. PEG
pie generally abuse him, and say hi
squeezes every dollar until the eagle
on it screams. Another Atchison mar
is idle, and disgrace to his family
People abuse him, and say he should
be ashamed of his shiftlessness. So i
seems men are abused, whether they
are industrious or idle. But the in
dustrious man, who has saved his
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