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The Pensacola journal., 1909-10-17
Easy.

a travelling man temporarily so
journing in one Of the interior
mountain counties Of a Southern state
at a time when the feud was IN its
flower, and noticing the great number
of IoitereTs around the combined vii.
lage store and pOstoffice, observed to
the merchant, according to Harper's
Magazine.
You take life pretty easy around
here don't you?"
Well, yes" was the reply. About
one fair shot usually does the busi'
ness"
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IMPERFECT DIGESTION

means less nutrition and m const-
quence less vitality. When the liver
fails to secrete bile, the blood be
comes loaded with bilious properties
the digestion becomes impaired and
the bowels constipated. Herbine will
rectify this; it gives tone to the
stomach. liver and kidneys, strength
ems the appetite, clears and improves
the complexion, infuses new life ana
vigOr to the whole system so cents
bottle.
Sold by w. A. D'AIomberte, drug
gfst anu auothecarv. I21 s. PaIafOx St
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Why He Wanted a Minister.

rs there a preacher on this train?'
asked a large. dark yisaged man as he
passed from one sleeper to another,
says the ChicaCO Record Herald.
At last, after he had loudly repeated
his query for the fifth or sixth time. a
grave-lCOking gentleman laid aside a
book and rose up from a seat near
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"Vd Rsther Die. Doctor.

than have my feet cut of" sal N. /
Bingham, Of PTinceville, III. But
you'll die from gangTene (Which had
eaten way eight toes) IL you don "
said ali doctors. Instead he used
BuckIen's ATnica Salve till wholly
cured. Its cures OF Eczema, Fever
Sores, BoiIs, Burns and Piles astOund
the world 25c. al all druggists.
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one 10 81 the car.

one end Of the car
Il have the privilege Of being a
minister of the gospel, SIR he said.
Can I be Of any service to you?"
~ es," said the large passenger. "A
fellow hack in the dining car has bet
me 81 that Il wasn't Lots wife who
got Joseph into trouble, and / thought
you might have a Bible with you. so
could prove he was wrong and get the
money"
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Why We Fall in Love With Aetrs

Why We Fall in Love With Actresses.
Why are there so few old maid ;
on the stoge?"
Because the stage doesn't want
them"
1t is the tTite but true saying
said the actress. that the stage is the
greatest matrimonial bureau in the
world" The number of proposals of
marriage that the speaker has receiv-
ed during her brilliant theatrical ca
reer has been limited. as she Onre
confdentiallv expressed It to one o
her women friends only by tho NUM-
Der of names on her calling list.
f ! NAV be permitted TO ask an
equally worn out question" nut in the
novelist, tell me just what there is
about stage women that makes men,
so many men, fall in love with then, d"
We'll. then" the lady began, ''thc
biggest factor Of all, believe, is the
unanalvzed. Oft repeated element O.
glqmour-the glamour that two years
ago caused TIE eldest son OF a noble
British house to marry a musical
comedy actress who. b tore her en-
trance into q Broadway chorus, hal
been scrubbiTs floors in q house near
Madison square
This glamour" she continued. is
ir rcaItt- almost nothing. II exis-s
% q -tgat extent only in The mind Of
the man His days WORK i hBishei
He mas Dut Oh evening clothes. 6n sh
ed a good dinner. swallowed a ting
ling cordial and feels great. He goes
TO the theatre in what a hyDnotisr
might term a submissive state He
expects the glamour and he gets IL
He sees the actress looking her very
best-as best as artful makeup and
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The Work of One River.

The haI dest working river, the OIL
most thoroughly harnessed to the mi
wheels Of labor in the United State
probably in the world, Is the Black
stone. 1t is not large river, eithe
Its drainage area is only about A.,
square miles and in its power-pTOduC
ing section it is only forty-three mile
long; a very Tom Thumb Of a rive
as rivers go in America. Yet tn
doughty little stream produces 25,0O
horsepower, fifty for every squai
mile of its drainage area. If you Wi.
figure out this amount o. horsepowe
in terms of coal you will find that tn,
busy little stream represents a cal
talization of about S25,UO0,0 900. Thi
Is twice the developed horsepower O
any other important river.
Almost a hundred mills, catchins
with their whirling turbines its waJel
almost from the very source in tn
city of Worcester, Massachusetts, lin,
it's banks and grow in size and i'm
portance till in Woonsocket and Paw
tucket, Rhode Island, you have some
of the largest OF their kind in tn
country-From Americas Hardea
Working River" in October Technica
World Magazine.
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HOW He CURED
AN OLD SORE

Iwantto recommend S s. to al who are in need of
blood purifier especially remedy
ulcers 1877 my very impure and accidentally
the sharp edge a I suppose,
made opening for the discharge of the impurities
circulation. a great efor1ned years knows
what suffered with the place, tried nearly
everything got
would leg go through
life with angry, dischargng my gen.
eral health. At last I commenced
but short place improving. Greatly
encouraged continued the of until all
poison from my and complete of the
sore This FIVE and my leg has remained healed
and perfectly sound since. JOHN
IoS Wyckof St, Brooklyn, N. Y.
S. SIS did Ellis it can do for everyone who is
who have cured themselves of these offensive places through
pie of purifying the blood and removing
this great blood remedy
No part the body may located
bad blood The flesh place
broken down and the ed because the blood constantly
charges and impure matters at that spot Thus diseased and
infected condition maintained and all efforts of heal
place ai because pure blood the most thing the
meaning OF any sore SpSelaly InoSe or enr9nc nature
from different long spell of debang sickness which breeds
OF the body because OF sluggish condition OF the mnave members
inherited bad blood will produce the infected condition of the
What the cause may DC mere can De no cure until the 0ood IS pud
One OF the strongest evidences OF the deSeated of these
have permanent effect Such only
cleansing the outward impurities of the ulcer while blood
flesh by surgical operation produce The blood
the old still there and in instance the
will break out in location.
S cures Old Sores by purifying the blood 1t removes
every mPug M and taRt M from the G aon and completely does
begins heal and surface but the healing process
discharge ceases place fills frm healthy S S
purely vegetable made entirely from herbs and barS
any to take Under purifying tonic effects of S S
the system built up whose health
By its use cnfes old sores @ by PURIFYING %E BooB
advice you may wish free 10 all who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC O. ATLANTA GA
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straight Talk to Stage Struck Girls

Straight Talk to Stage Struck Girls.
That gives the stage six thousand
girls a year, says Paul Armstrong, IL
Success Magazine" OF course tneJ
10 not all get on, but they try.
Eliminating at once those who aim
at the musical comedy stage, We come
to those who want to act"
As to preparation, study, voice, or
physique, they seldom lake thought
They are restless, idle, and vain, and
they know because they once recited
the Wreck of the Hesperus" or The
Death of Little jim" that they have
talent"
OF course, some one has told them
Some idiot OF a man or TOOL woman
has breathed into their ears that
poisonous query, why don't you go
on the stage?"
And that has settled it The girl
tegins to talk of it, dream Of it, read
about it, think 1t over, worry her
folks until they-likely for self-prO-
tection-sa, "Go!"
AnG then we get her.
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Unouestloninq.

Unquestioninq.
Oh, what's the use of Ihis and That
The duerulous do cry.
whence have / come? Where am
at?'
Or, Wherefore? Whittier? Why?'
Pray put no problems such as this
To me, for don't you see,
The very fact that what 1t is
Sufficient is for me.
! seek no explanations Of
Things I can't comprehend,
! only know there's nothing Love
Can't quite completely mend.
John kendrick Bangs in Ainslee !
for October.
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WITH the OCTOBER MAGAZINES

power. Heredity and the white man 5
regulations made him what ne Was
in '65; heredity ana Jne negro moUe
of life makes him wnat ne Is to-
day.
Before the war the great mass OF
negroeS-as they are tOday-Were aS-
ricultural laboreTs. Their masters
prescribed hours of toll and rest, pro-
yided homes and overlooked tneIr
name motive, the masters selfish in
teTest demanded the best possible
care Of his property.
The planters had received from
Africa a horde of baTbaTians, VINO nGd
no idea of hygiene, sanitation, OF
medicine. The planter took this
stock and made a healthy race IN 1
new land His system was simple.
he enforced the primary laws D
health Every plantation constitute
a separate community. The Will q
the planter was the supreme law. He
located his slave quarters on the
healthiest spot of his plantation, laid
them out in the form a little yilla5e,
with separate houses, yards. and gar
dens for each family. There Was good
water and good drainage. Space aAd
air were cheap; every negro had pIen-
ty of both and the OvercrOwding OF
! cabins was never permitted. Whel
a family became too large for one
cabin. another was assigned.
The Slap Stick.
For the benefit of the incredibly in
genuous it may be explained that d
sIap-stick is an instrument made OF
two barrel slaves and a fiat handle
By means of stout nails or bolts the
sterns of the barrel slaves are fast
ened to the handle. This brings their
forward ends into juXtaposition, but
makes them miss actual conuguitJ
by the space of from three-quartcrS
to seven-eighths of an inch. 1t now
becorass apparent that If the complet-
ed sIap-stick be grasped by the handle
and brought down smartly upon some
solid Or semi-solid object. the two
slaves will come together with a sharp
click In the hands of a skillful VIZ
tuoso, this click takes IN thousand
varieties and meanings. In its prtm-
ary form it may mean only Tag,
You're It." but when keyed up, Uy
suDerhuman exertions, To thunderouS
violence, it may signify anything yOu
please, from a simple knockout to Ut
ter annihilation.
Unless you have seen a true artis-
Weld the Slap-Stlck you nave never
fathomed the ultimate depths of come
dy Going further, it may be said
with assurance that you have never
really laughed Behold the assistant
comedian in the center OF the stage,
provoking the willing snicker with his
stale wheeZes. Suddenly, from the
third groove, the chief comedian
emerges, sneaking softly and with
slap-stick in hand. SnOrtS of antici-
patton are shot through the smokers
The assistant comedian keeps on; the
chief comedian sneaks closer. Then,
while the whole house holds breath,
the slap-stick rises in air and begins
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The Eternal Quest of the Editor.

In the October number of TIE
American Magazine the editor tells
about his plans for enlarging his Pc
riodical In the course of his an
nouncement he says something whtca
/ all editors and more readers will ap-
preciate as interesting and true. Here
1t is:
1T is the eternal quoSt-this edi-
torial work II is our business to Un-
derstand something of the worlds do
ings, to get as near the bottom facts
of events as possible, to delve into
the doings of men-and - present the
results fairly and ALWAYS readably.
We search the world for material
subjects, articles, pictures, writers.
We follow many blind clues. We
gather facts and material for many
articles that we may print one; We
read many books and printed pieces
of fiction, and scores OF manuscripts
that We may appTaise writers and get
one acceptable short story. There IS
in it the zest of the hunt, as a great
publisher said to me recently. There
are failures, heart breaking disaP-
pointments-when the other fellow
succeeds in getting what we have
failed to capture. Yet We trust We
can plav the game and heartily APPLAUD
the winner, for we are proud of our
cOrtomDOTaries.
1T is the most interesting job in the
TOTld-that of editing"
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The Disappearing Negro.

Ine negro Is QylnSs
Cloak the matter as he may, thai
is the fact which Judge Harris Dick
son brings clearly before every reader
of an article, of which this expert is
the author, in the October number ot
Hampton's Magazine. He presents
the opinions of physicians and he
gathers together vital statistics until
this conclusion is inevitable
Forty years ago" writes Judge
Dickson, ''the negro was the health
est man in America. Today he is the
weakest, most predisposed to dis
ease. the man with the least resistive
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TO describe its exquisite parabola. r..
half second of dead silence anu-Bing
Bang! Bingi
"Har! HaT! Har!" You laugh one
more the cosmic laugh of a scnooIboy
You lean back in your cnair, thru ),
back your head and noWI. Tae tea.
run down your cheeks, and your nit
rin aches with the violence OF you
merEiment. All around you soun,
.-ne ueep booming of a thousan
whOle-s -sOUled guhaws. The fat ma
cross the aisle mas fallen out of Ia
seat. The newsboy up in the galieI
raises the root with his snrill cackle.-
The Bohemian for October.
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TraInInq Docs as Murderers.

Police dogs have proved so cucceSs-
full on the continent in tracking GRIM
inals or overpOwering them when
caught that the thieving fraternity
especially in France, are claimed TO
be retaliating by training dogs to at-
tack their victims, and especially pU-
Iicemen. AT Toulouse, France. Gand
of thieves were recently caught who
made a business of training mastihs
for such work. The attention of the
police was called to the gang by the
fact that a landowner had been found
dead outside his ransacked house with
his throat bitten through.-From Oc-
tober Popular Mechanics.
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The Small Bore Gun the Thing.

The Small Bore Gun the Thing.
The little guns have been ready and
waiting for their inning this half dOs-
en- years, but they have been kept out
by the manufacturers and jObbers VINO
we're heavily stocked with larger
weapOns and not yet ready for the
change. Now they have yielded to
the demand and the small bore is
to become a fad Verv soon we can
expect to hear that a 16 CT 20 Will do
all the work of a u and do it cleaner
and better.
However, there is a good deal Of
warrant in reason and common sense
for the appearance of lighter ard
narrower gage guns for upland shoot
ing. Game laws are steadily restrict
Iug the number Of birds that are al
lowed to a gun in a day or a season,
and it is not to be disputed that there
is more pleasure in cutting down a
dozen quail with a close shooting 2U
gage than with a u or a 10. It Is
more spOrtsmanlike weaTon, too. and
craftsmanship is rightly receiving its
chance these days.
Long ago the narrower cages
should have appealed. to people tOr
shooting such game as quail, grouse,
woodcOCk and snipe, in fact, any bird
OF the uplands The only danger to
guard against is that of crediting the
little piece with qualities which II
does not possess. It should always b.
remembered that the larger the gage
Of a shoJgun the greater its range and
power. This not only because the biz
cages viii drive a heavier load of shot.
but they Will handle laT-e shot 10
better age.-From Rifles and
Shotguns of Today bv Charles Ask
ms in the October Outing.
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STOPS ITCHING

The Opinion OF a Prominent Attorney.
q have been using Newbros Herpicide for a
number years. At first 1 used It for dan
druf, but since my troubles from that source
have ceased / have continued for the pleasing
effect II has upon the head. The Of Her
piCide means clean scalp, a good head Of hair
and coat collar free from the appearance Of
grease. Il is 4 luxurious habit hard to break
off when YOU have once become accustomed to
it, GEO. @. BINGHAM. Atty,
1l6 s Commercial St. Salem, Ore
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-05-30
MURRAY

Special to The Tribune.
MURRAY, May ga very pretty
dancing party was given IN tho Union
hall Saturday afternoon by the mem
bers of the ward The affair was given
IN honor of the young boys and girls
that compose the religion class. TThe
hall was decorated in very pretty
fashion. and the smiling faces of tbc
little people added greatly to the gen,
cral effect. An orchestra was stationed
in the. north end of the hall and dis,
courscd some very pretty mnsic.
Toward evening each boy and girl was
presented with a bag of candy, and
after tins the dancing party broke up.
Without a doubt one of the most
elaborate affairs held for some time
was the Alumni ball which was given
in the Trocadero, Wednesday evening,
In honor of the '09 graduating class
All the graduates, numbering thirty.
two, were present, and participated in
the affair with zest Each o6 the
young lady graduates was attired in
white, while the young men of the
class mostly wore black. The spacious
hall made quite a tasty appearance in
its unique decorations. which were dis.
tributed about the hall, making a very
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Mr.. aud Mrs, Bart Greaves, Mr.. and
Mrs. Mahonri Thompson, Mr.. and Mrs
James Larsen, Mrs. Dorcas Thompson,
Mr.. and Mrs. DR.. Jensen, Mrs. Peter
Anderson, Mrs. Catherine Thompson
and Miss Agnes Thompson.
Christian Summonsen, one of the
aged pioneers, was given delightful
Lunch was served at $50, and the re-
mainder Of the time was spent in So
cial chat. Those present were: Mrs.
Lany Anderson, Mr. and Mrs. James
i. Larsen, Mrs. Maria Derus, Mr., and
Mrs. Erick Christensen, Mrs. Hyrum
Thorpe, Mrs, Albert johnson, Mrs. Ma
tilda Mortensen, Mrs. Lena Rasmussen,
Mortensen, Mr.. and Mrs, Peter G.. Pc
terson, Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Thomp.
son, Jr Mr., and Mrs Andrew Thomp-
son, Sr.. Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Thomp-
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Fredrlck Chris
tianson, Mrs. Mary Sorcnsen, Mrs,
Caroline Sorensen, Mr.. and Mrs. Hans
Lindhardt Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Soren.
sen, Miss Celia Anderson. Mr., and
Mrs ALI Peterson. Mrs. Soren Peter
son, Mrs. Chris Christensen, Mrs. Ma
ria p. Anderson. Mrs. Andrew Hanson,
Christian FraDtZen. Mart Christianson
and wife. Aba Kiclson, Anna Ander-
son, Stena Hanson.
Mrs. j. j, Hanson of Ferron is a
guest at the home of her sister, Mrs.
Adolph Hanson,
Miss Clara Downs, Miss Alice Lund
and G.. r. Olsen made trip to Manti,
Monday evening.
z. c. Sorensen Of this city announces
the engagement Of his daughter. Anna,
to G. II. Rasmussen of this city, The
marriage will take place at the Manti
temple during the month of June. They
intend leaving on au extended trip
through California the following day.
They will make Ephraim their home.
W. D. Lungston of Salt Lake deliv-
cred an interesting lecture at the Snow
academy during thc week
Mr.. and Mrs Niels Christensen of
this city are receiving congratulations
over the arrival of fine baby boy.
Mrs. Louise Mcbride Of Provo is
the guest Mt the home of her son, Prof.
n +. Noyes.
The eightv-fourth anniversary Of the
late President Canute Peterson was
held at the home of Thomas A. Peter
son Of Manti. Sunday. Many of the
Peterson family of this city were in at
tendance and a most enjoyable time
was reported.
Great preparations are being made
by the people OF TINS city 10 entertain
large crowd during the street carnl.
val which Will be held here June
to II
Edgar T. Reid, principal of the
Manti school. and James Blaln, prlncl-
pal of the schools at Spring City, have
been in this city the past two DAYS,
giving the Ephraim eighth grade stu
dents their examinations.
Arm Anderson and wife have re-
tured from Mayfeld and will spend
the summer in this city. Mr.. Anderson
was principal of the Mayheld schools
during the past winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Bremholt are
rejoicing over the arrival of fine
baby boy.
The many friends Of Miss Maggie
Nav Peacock of Sterling and w. ii.
Bentley of Ncphi will be pleasantly
surprised to learn that they will be mar
ricd during the month Of June.
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Lake amused the assemblage Tor a
short time, and speeches were made by
prominent members of the order. IN
terspersed with songs and rccItations'
A feast of good things was partaken
of at the conclusion Of the programme
Mrs. Rasmus Nelson and children re-
turned the fore part Of the week from
Salt Lake, where they we're the guests
of old-time friends
Mr. and Mrs. Earl c. Sans spent 4
few days this week AT the capital city
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Foulger were at
the capital city the first of the week,
being called there by the serious illness
Of the former s father.
Elaborate preparations are oeing
made by Tintic lodge, No. III, IS. 4;
O. Elks, for the proper Observance OF
Flag day, June IA. Patriotic services
will be held at the pavilion
a pleasant birthday party WAS given
at the home of Mr. and Mrs. George
Potts on Tuesday afternoon. in honor
Of their daughter Thelma. A large mum,
Der of her playmates were present, and
enjoyed themselves playing various
games, and splendid repast was fur
nishcd by Mrs. Potts.
Mrs. w c.. Dewar is slowly recover
ing from a serious illness from pneu
monia and heart failure.
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LOGAN

Special to The Tribune.
LOGAN, May 29.-Mrs. D. C. Bulge
entertained at a large euchre party
Saturday afternoon at her home on
First North street. The rooms were
tastefully decorated with spring bios
SONS. and Mrs. Bulge was assisted by
her sisters. Mrs. Sam Thatcher, Mrs.
Rodah Cook and Mrs. HYDE. The
prizes were won by Mrs. Willard Lang
ton and Mrs, Robert Northrop The
invited guests were Mrs. Il. w. Nay
lor, Mrs. Kate Preston, Mrs. T. VI.
Thatcher, II. p. Emers, A. NJ. Fleming,
H. r. Perry, b. G. Thatcher. Luther
Howell S. o. Stevens, A. n. Thompson.
VIII Howell, Mrs. Shamheart, Lee
Thatcher. j. \. Hendrickson. Mr.. Ec.
cies, G. II. Champ. r. l.. Campbell, G..
w. Thatcher, Mr.. Heart, Nettie Sloan,
Mr., REYNOLDS. w. w, Clark, Mr. La
Faunt, D. II. Thomas, Ray West. Jessie
Earl w, d. Davis, Isaac Smith. o. P.
Thatcher. Annie Bulge. j. e. Shepard
l.. W. Robinson, y. T.. Shepard. Robert
Anderson, o. H, Bulge, Robert North
rop, ALI Cole, f. d. Ball, Mr. Clark.
Charles Hansen, LIE Roy Carbon. !. A.
Widtsoe. Mr.. Titus. Maud Robinson.
Jessie Bulge. Mr.. Parker, Roy Meal.