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Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02
LAUGHING LINES.

Young III qG spsu@ hRS2Gf %G ssia t. the % 5lad,S Sj A.!
should say he ls a VICTIM 9h.
fortune TO Inherit a lot Of money! WNsh-
ington star.
II the Car and Emperor William really
wanted to establish an entente ~.oord'ale
they took a ppeer way OF doing IT,
They. went, to the Finish for the begin
ing '-Baltimore American.
Pat-An' phwst the diyil is a chann' dish.
Mike-Whistl Cts a fryin' pan that's got
into society.-Boston Transcript.
"I am tired OF this official hot air tan.
Do you know Of any that Is reliable?'.
''Oh, yes: the hot air talk Of the weather
man when he promises a rise In tempera-
ture, Chicago Tribune.
LEARN by experience is' convinciu'.'
said Uuncle Eben. But as is de case VIII
wises' plan 10 be satisfied VIII hcarsay syi.
dence. "-Washington star.
The judge-You shot at the prosecuting
witness three times What WIS he doingt
The victim-He was singing In the Good
Iudge-Dischars ed. Cleveland Plain
Dealer. 'H
Talking about thai divorce case, you
know he proposed to her on an
trip, r,,,s IAN, ana and,
Nv ell, tncSH jon llufNH llANN buN plN Gnu
ing. Baltimore American.
Did you see the Sugar trusts state
ment7"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Cholly-Me deah boy, why do YOU have
the bandaRe around your head2
Reggie-A thought struck me.-Puck
West End-Do YOU believe in the principle
that money talks7
Murrayhil-W1l II. II says Goodbye to me
fre~quently.-Tuwn Topics,
There IL one paradoNiaal experience"
remarked the Home. Philosopher. which
nearly every person has"
What is that?" asked the Humble Com
panion. 80 -,.. .s,,
That 1t strikes no ones sense OF humor
to hit his funny bone'-Baltimore Ameri-
can,
s.,t 49, t.
Man with the Bullying Rrow-You want
TO buy a Mexican dog? What forI
Man with the Butbous Nose-WelL I've
taken a notion that Lean use one OF them
as a razor strap.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

They. went. to the Finish for the begin
ing baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

Washington Is a lonesome town in the
summer. The city is almost devoid OF
amusements, and whenever the faded
statesmen want TO see a good hot weather
show they jump over 10 New York to take
in the roof gardens.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

Cholly-Me deah boy, why do YOU have
the bandage around your head2
Reggie-A thought struck me.-Puck.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

West End-Do Won believe in the principle
that money talkR7
Murravhill-W1n. It says goodbye to me
frequently.-Tuvn Topics,
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

Il don't know what to make OF khat
Young spendthrift." SAID the prudent Va
tive.
ity,' said Miss Cayenne. 1T VaA
fortune to iBherit a lot Of money WHtsh-
lngton star.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02
w aShington Life
short Sketches Of Inoidsnts and Hpi-
sodes that MARX the Progress Of
Events at the National Capital.

The nveliest roar heard along the
Potomac at Washington since the railroads
took the Roosevelt medicine comes from
the jaded vocal machinery Of agents OF
bonding companies. In volume and fury II
surpasses the rival roar provoked by the
proposed corporal ion tax. Bonding bust
ness Is a great snap in washington. A
great many federal employees are required
to furnish fidelity bonds. the cost Of which
makes quite a cut In the salaries. In
years past the cost was moderate, about
81 per 81, O0O. But on the first OF this year
the bonding companies got together and the
price was boosted to SO per $1,000. Appeals
from the victims induced Chairman Tawney
OF the house appropriations committee to In
vestigate the combine and his announced
determination to suppress the graft caused
the vocal disturbance.
Mr.. Tawney says the officials OF the
Postofflce department annually pay tS2O,0D
In premiums for bonds. The department
maintains a bond division, where the clerks
examine the sureties, classify them, look
after renewals and perform other clerical
work. This cost OF maintaining this
division is $40, 900 a year. The average an
nual loss which the bonding companies
have made good has been SS2,00 Mr..
Tawney thinks this is a very high rate of
insurance for the government and its Of
Ulcers to pay. He says the figures for the
Navy department and War department are
even more striking. There have been
practically no defalcations by the bonded
officers of those two departments.
Mr.. Tawney tells OF the pitiful case OF
the disbursing clerk Of the census bureau.
This official, who will disburse N4.OO,0O
during the coming year, receives the
munificent salary Of $3.50. The bonding
companies have decided that he must
furnish a surety Of 500, 900. At IS per
81, 900 the hapless census employe would
be required to hand over to the bonding
company 10 per cent OF the annua salary.
The chief defense of the bonding con-
Germs for increasing rates is that they
have merely put the charges up to the
regular banking rates. They protest bit
terly that Chairman Tawney Is taking
away from them the cream Of the bond
ing business" This argument has not
appealed very strongly to the Minnesota
man, who says that he will press for the
adoption of his measure as soon as an
opportunity offers
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

II the Gear and Emperor William really
wanted TO Establish an entente .~cordiale
they took a 1ueet way OF doing IT,"
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

Talking about that divorce case, you
know he proposed to her on an
dNNell. these joy rides have but one end
ing baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

"Did you see the Sugar trusts state
ment7"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-07-02

Man with, the Bullying Rrow-You want
to buy a Mexican dog? What forI
Man with the Butbous Nose-WelL I've
taken a notion that Lean use one OF them
as a razor strap.-Chicago Tribune.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Teatro Municipal
SABADO s
0BSEQUlO Al PUBLICO

La cmpresa, agradecida la protee-
c6n que le ha dispensado este quito u
querido publco, ha dispuesto para el
sabado una magnifica function Il pre-.
cios populares
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Los tembIores en- Portugal
DERRUMBAMIENTOS Y vICTIMAS

Nueva York viernes- -Comunican de Lsboa que los
tembores Portugal han repetdo mas intensamente
Los danos materiales han sdo ahora mucho mayores
Han ocurrido varos derrumbes importantes Entire los
escombros Sc sospecha que hay muchos cadaveres
La alarma es vivisma Portugal La poblacion esta
consternada.
Ell aIo Sc considera gazon el mas calamitoso
nocido
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Banco Territorial y Agrcola de Puerto Rico
Carital auszado S,ceee Cagna rsalzado $;l:s31ss il
OPERACIONeS QUE REALiZA

Con garanias personaes coera hpoecs
cortoy largo plazo sobre fncas rdsticas
obgacones comecaes corto pazo
GIROS Espana, New York. Londres Hamburgo
GIROS II: York Madrid
dspobes
MPosCION interes de anua tempe
hbeas
con al
de coDro con-
non paralo corrienttas
DEPOSITOS: De Elective vaocs.
MONEDAS: De todts los paises
yENTA DE CEDUAS inversion Puerto Ta
inter oil pagadero semetraies
faci1ads en- las Juslecones
Abonto Arecho arceoneta rr "a
Guayama IEa tlo, Juana Daz lo Manat, Ma
RioGrande Utuado Yabueoa lauco
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04

Nueva York, vernes-Los gobiernos de Colombia y We
nezuela frmaron aver tratado de paz amistad
Para ambos paises consdera de gran utdad ell con-
veno sobe todo para Venezuela las presenes crcuns
tancias porque destruye ell pegro de invasion
trista cuya probabilidad Sc habia nsnuado
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Co onse ue ncias de
Ia preparation
posCIENTos CINCUENTA HERIDOs

Musva York viernes De las cosones entire la policia
los huelgusaS esutado doscentos cincuenta heri
dos causa de la huega de los empeados de tranvia
On Fladefa
La huega ha quedado termnada hoy. Ell orden esta
srxytabIecido Ia ciudad
Sc ha llegado acuerdo entire Los hueguistas la
GNpresa
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
serv,ele Especial Del boIetl mefcanll
0ABLEGRAMAS.
El ha Enbre en- Portugal
LA COSECHA DE- TRIGO PERDDA

Nueva York. viernes.-El parlamento portugues ha au
forbade la Importation de ocho millones de ki6gramos
tgo para sup las andes deficiencies de la cosecha
de ao detruida por los temporales que han asoa
do ell reino lusitano
La los campos espantosa Ia escasez del
trgo lego revestr los caracteres de verdadero con
ficto en- todo ell pals Ell pan ha encarecido mucho
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Los sucesus en- los Ducb|oS
Hetas d II IdA
Aotss d h ItA


Anochc fue herxio en- una pscNs N
dhviduo Celestino COncepcSn, dspsro
revolver hiceron contra q, investiga-
do a caso en- union juez rcsulta aou-
sado individuo Valentin Rivera.
S0te.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
PROGRAMA

La beflisima opereta en- cuatro actos
Id POUPEE (LA MUNECA)
III domingo, precioSo progralna cor
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Isabella Junio 4:

Tardc aver fui informado sc habia
shogado Petra Silfn barrio Bcjuccs
constitu ido sitio ocurreiscia encuentro
cn compahia Juez, una mujer ahoga-
da habiendo detalles que dan lugar
sospecha contra esposo aus'ntado, D.
practica investigation dare detalles ~
sltad0.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04
Cutiares, Jefs Dtts.

AdjuntaA JuAo >:
Acabo rcgreSnr barrio Portlllo, IN
vestigar hecho que comunSque hoy.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-06-04

Do hssstieaei6o prscsisads hay has-
- aAsrs la ereencis que Marie s.
ssrro Plaza degoll6 con una navajo &
sus Ges hijos, suicidAndosr ella taa-
biea de 10 misma manera. Opins6n fo-
sal, ineH y nedico GO La msnna, ,deta-
ncs soreo. 1
Ortix, Jefe DITTO.
I'm los demas puebos no han ocs-
rrkio novcdades de importanch- 4
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

MT. H. J. Banner, a prominet Stockman came to town this week. bringing a nice shipment of cat tie from his ranch the O w. on Canyon Creek. Mir. Banner says that he came across the noun tains infested with wild bears, lions, coyotes. lobos, hobos, ban danas, scarpians. centepedes and apaches with a retinue of as brave men as aver told characteristic fish stories. MT. Ramer is a genial gen. tlemen and business man of the right kind and we were glad to meet him once more.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08
IN THE PROBATE COURT.

IN THE PROBATE COURT.
 Of the County of Navajo, Terri tory of Arizona.
 In the Matter of the Estate of
 Augustine Tapia,
 Notice by Clerk of Day fixed for Hearing Return of Sale of Real Estate.
 Pursuant to an Order of the Probate Court, made on the four tn day of October. 1909, notice is hereby given that Sidney Sapv, the administrator of said deceas- ed, made to the said Court, and filed in the office of the Clerk thereof, on said day, return of sale made by him on the fourth day of October, 1909, under previous order of said Court, of the following real estate, and for the following named sum, to-wit:
 Lots eight (8) and nine (9) in block nine (9) of the townsite of Holbrook, Arizona, for the sum of S16O. co, as will more fully appear from said return filed as aforesaid, and to which reference is hereby made for further part iculars.
 And Notice is Hereby Further Given that Saturday. the sixteen th day of October, 1909. at 10 o'clock A. M., at the court room of said Court, at the Court House in Holbrook, County of Navajo. Arizona, has been fixed forhear- ing the said return, when and where any person interested in the said estate may appear and file written objections to the con- firmation of the said sale. and may be heard, and may produce witnesses in support of such ob- jections.
 Dated October 4th. 1903.
 R. c. Smith,
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

While attorneyes H. H. Linney J. M. Ross, Paul Burk and H. D. Ross were attending court at St. Johns they formed a partnership and invested in a black bear. It was their intension to place the bear in a park near Prescott. And upon leaving St. Johns they left Moses, which was the bears name, in the hands of the St. Johns Stage Line to be delivered at this point. Moses no doubt decided that this should not be his fate. as when the stage was within about three and a half or four miles of here he quickly slipped from his cag and made his escape to the hills, near the road. As a result quite a number of men have gone bear hunting.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

MT. H. s. Smith, the first ed itor of the Duncan Post, little sheet published in Duncan, Ora ham County, Arizona, paid us a visit this week. MT. Smith quit the newspaper felicity o m e months ago and has since been promoted to cook and automatic bottle-washer on the O W ranch near Heber.. MT. Smith depo- ses and says: "The newspaper business is rather a precarious avocation in these hot times of mortgages and that tired feel ing to a gentleman(?) possessed with a full-grown appetite and a fragrant longing for booze, = and that there is a great chance in this immediate. happy land of much incentive and dia m o nd : sand for the man of aesthetic proficiency to mess with the Nav ajo sciences, and. in le is re hours, fish in the lucid waters of the Little Colorado River"
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

We had more pie in the office this week than we could masti- cate and digest. But when we got up against it I've remember ed our early training at Sabbath school and did not say anything, but smelt sulphur the little imps were stirring up when our trident was broken. Proserpina did not bake this pie.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08
Snowflake items from our
 regular Correspondent

TO LATE FOR LAST WEEKS ISSUE
 The young folks had a very nice time at the dance Friday evevning.
 Alex J. Mckay has gone to Sprinperville.
 The Mexican circus was here Saturday. A large crowd went to see their Wolf and Donkey.
 An entertainn ent was given last Sunday evening, in hornor of Mrs. Marie Riggs.
 MT. Heber Roundy and Miss Bessie Frost were married at the Brides home Monday at 9 a. m.
 Miss Rebecca Smith has gone St. Joseph where she will teach school this winter.
 The Lawn party at NIT. Wests was a success.
 A number of people, young and old have gone to Sat Lake City for conference and other purposes.
 Elias Smith and his sister Leah returned Tuesday from St. Joseph.
 Lucy Hurley came in yester. day from the ranch. Andrew L. Rodgers Jr. and wife have moved to their cosy new hone.
 Watch us grow! Orrin Karteh at 3)Ill g anew home.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Billie Williams, of Winslow, has been appointed Assessor of Navajo Co. Billie is a bright young man and is well known throughout this county and there is no reason why he should not make one of the best assessors that this county has ever had.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

20, ,O00 people on Friday, October 18th. That is the day President Taft is to be in Albuqu erque. It is confidently expected that the President will tell the people of New Mexico what he thinks about statehood and every loyal New Mexican who has the price wan ts O be there to hear it.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08
DEPARTMENT OF THE INFERIOR,
 GENERAL LAND OFFICE. WASHINGTON. D. C.,
 July 20, 1909, NOTICE OF RESTORATION OF PUBLIC LANDS TO

OF PUBLIC LANDS TO SETTLEMENT AND ENTRY.
 Notice ia hereby given that the Acting Secretary of the Interior has vacated departmental order of withdrawal in so far as the same affects the withdrawal for irrigation purpose under the act of June r, 1902 32 Stat, 3SS for use in connection with the Little Colorado River Project Arizona, of the following descri
 bed land in the Territory of Ari- zona, and by his authority such of said tracts as have not been heretofore finally restored and
 are not otherwise withdrawn,
 reserved, or appropriated, will be
 subject to settlement under the
 public land laws of the United
 States on and after October 16, 1889, but shall not be subject to
 entry, fling, or selection until November 15, 1909, at the United States land office at Phoenix, Arizona, warning being expressly given that no person will be permitted to gain or exercise any right whatever under any settlement or occupa-
 tion begun after July 16, 1909, and prior to October 16, 1909, all such settlement or occupation
 being forbidden:
 Gila and Salt River Meridian. IT. IT. N. q E., all sections 6, 7,
 8 and 9.
 | s. V. Proudfit, Acting Comm lisslonea of the General Land IOffce.
 1 Frank Pierce, First Assistant ISecretary of the Interior.
 1 First publication Aug 1S, 1909,
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Joe Root, the we'll known in surance l. an is again in our city. Joe says that he has as good a policy as was ever placed before the public, and that every man that is able to should have one of them.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Jake Spitz, travelling salesman for Son Bros, of San Francisco, was here the fore part of the week visiting with our merchants in the interest of the above firm.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

When Holbrook gets her new sme,ter, elecrict light service, flour mill and more artesian wells. at the coming of the transcon- tenentel railroad, we shall be picking up and something doing.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Dick Grigsby, one of the well known and efficient stock raisers of this county, spent Wednesday here attending to business maj ters.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08


 District Court will convene here Mon day, the 11th, of October, next month, with Hon. E. M Doe, as Judge Begore hold ing Court here Judge Doe. will go to St. Johns, where he will hold term of one week, beginning next Monday. Both juries have been selected and are as fo, lows:
 F. P. Denham. H. w. Astbury, J. P. Jensen, J. w. Richards, w. ". Perkens, E. Tatum, Alof Larson, Max Schuster, w. F. Williams, Barnet Stiles, F. M. Perkins, W. E. Stratton, L. M 'Shum- way, C. R. Morrow, F. T. LaPrade, P. A. Ward, ;. B. Newman, James Peter son, N. A. Brimhall, P. F. Plus and c. Hess, Jr.
 The trial jurors are:
 g. A. Owens, J. T. Brady, E. L. Olsen, F. M. French, T. E. Dye, Elmer Gardner, A. R. Hurley, Alma M. Hunt, John McLaws, P. A. Bushman, Jos. Stocks, L. L. Perkins, A. L. Willis, James w. Elliott, J. F. DainJ. O. Free man, M. R. Tanner, J. A. Hunt, John Mcclure, D. L. Penrod, L. S. Howard, J. w. White, W. J. Gibson, J. B. Pit man, Young Marley, A. M. Boyer, A. P. Larson, Jessie Dewitt, G. M. Adams, B. F. Ketchum, J. W. Marley, W. G. Kelley, Geo. Scott, John L. Westover,
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

John Jackson, of Woodrull was a business visitor here the first of the week.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Every one is invited to attend the dance at Wetzler's Hall Sat urday night. Music By Young blood, Gardner-an Jensen. H
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08
The Albuquerque Fair October
 II to 16

10 get the so dlerS rom FofL Wingate this year for the Twen- ty Ninth Fair and as guard of honor for President Taft was stated by General Franklin Bell, chief officer of the U. s. A,myin Albuquerque recently. General Bell has as chief of staff sat down hard On sending the Feder- al troops to states fairs hereafter and this wi probably be the last time the people of the Southwest will have an opportunity to wit ness the daily maneuvers of the cavalry during the carnival. The troops are practicing daily at Fort Wingate. with the enora.ous" Push Ball" in pr aparation for the eX- citing contests at the fair.
 That New Mexico is going to be a great agric lltlral state is prov en by the way the exhibits are coming in the resources depart ment for the Twenty Ninth Fair. The displays of grains ane grass es, fruits and vegetables, cattle and sheep of dry farnny and irrigated far hing at tn R asour- ces Exposition wi set new mark in the so thwest and wi made the October carnival this year more than ager real fair.
 One of the xc ting and nevel stunts at the Twenty Ninth New Mexico Fair and Resources Ex- position at AlbJq 8erque next month will be a relay race be- tween the baseball teams conpet- ing for the big prize money it the fair tolra4 n3nt. The Traction Parl; track will be diy'd d off into nine eq1ai distances nd the base ball nen wi reay each other, passing along big hoop. Tn tean which delivers the hoop first at the zeal is the winner. Speedy base runners vii have Q chance in this relay to show tha l mettle. Substantial prize are of red to lend interest to the rae
 For those who care especially for the social features of the sn- null New Mexico fair, this ye l of rs unusual attractiont. The ann lal Montez ma bal, always the nost 5ri.liant flnction of the year in New Mexico, will be fol the first ti ne honored by the pre- sence of the chief exec ltive o1 the United States and the com mittees Tn charge with full real ization of the importance of the event are working day and nigh to make the appoint nents a: beautiful as possible. The Ava rado Hotel where the ball is helC will be decor ated through out witt red, white and blue, the color: of the national lag, being brou ght olt brilliantly in bunting anc coored light effects. The Monte z1ma ball will see the most not able gathering of distinguished men and women ever brough together in New Mexico.
 Prizes etc.,
 The Management of the Terri torial Fair at A buqlerque thii year is preparing to turn loose about $10,O0O in hard cold cash S10,OO0 is a pretty fair sum O money to be awarded in prizes and to the generosity of the Man agement in regard to the size O the purses will be due in n, small measure the great succes! of the coming Fair which is to b, held October 11-16 inclusive,
 Of this money S1, 800 is to b, awarded the winning teams il the big baseball tournament. Il fhe Marathon anc sth latic event
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Mrs. Tilson Mann co ne up from the Headquarter ranch Tues day.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

Lloyd Henning, is the loca. agent for the Missouri States Life Insurance Co.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08
Sidney Sapp, Notary Public
E-3HE

C. M. c. Houck, has been ap- pointed justis of the peace, w. R. Scorse having resigned.
The Holbrook news., 1909-10-08

The district school opened Mon day with J. M. Fitzslmmons of Prescott in charge.