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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
Naval Y. M. c. A. pedIeatsd.

Norfolk, Va, Mar 1S.-The new
naval Y. NJ. c. A. building, the gift OF
John d. Rockefeller, was dedicated
yesterday with appropriate oere
monies. The building, which cost
100000. is one OF the finest in the
city.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
MInlna PresIdent Reslana.

Duluth Mar. ls.-Thomas r. Cole.
president of the oliver Iron Mining
Co., subsidiary OF the United States
Steel Corporation, has sent in his res
lgnation. Ills successor. Il Is general
believed, will be w. j. Olcott.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18

Cleveland, Mar. 49, William samp.
son, teamster has invented spring
heels for horses, designed TO take up
the shock OF travel on pavements.
Iis device is pair OF short spiral
steel springs with rubber cores, at
tached to the rear OF each shoe.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
Rs+~>NrMs4e4
STARTS SUIT AGAINST NEW
.-- OHIO FERTILIZER Law

Columbus, o., March 1S.--The
American Reduction company of
Pittsburg, today filed a petition In the
United States court against the state
board of agriculture, declaring the
new Ohio fertihzer law unconstitu-
tional.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
Abolish Contract Labor system.

Lansing, Mich, Mar. iS.--Gov War
Ter yesterday afternoon sent special
message to the legislature recommend
ng the abolishment of the contract
labor system in all of Mlchigans
penal institutions.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
Lannford pefeai. R,rrx.

Philadelphia, Mar 49, Sam Lang
ford. colored, middleweight champion
defeated Jim Barry OF Chicago last
night In six-round bout before IhG
Washington Sporting club.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
MarIne Workers May strIks.

Chicago, Mar. 18.-Fifteen thousand
marine workers connected with tho
Lake seamen's union are making
preparations for a strike on the open.
ing OF navigation next month.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
New Hlah Klek Record.

southboro, Mass, Mar. ls.-A new
worlds record in the running high
kick was made at ST. Marks school
here by Harold Reebe OF Maiden.
Reebe did 8 feet 10 1-S inches.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
WIN operate Aopen shops.v

Portsmouth, o. Mar, 1s Ports.
mouth shoe mannfacturera announce
that their factories will be operated a.
open shops" after March ~.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
Death Of Lord Nelson's Descendant.

Boston, Mar. ls.-Capt. Charles II
Nelson said to be a descendant Of Ad
miral Horatio Nelson, died at the
horce for aged couples In Roxbury
aged 10 years.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18

that fused and
sang love snatches
as 1t rippled over
I h 9 rocks and
buoyed Autumn
leaves along its
current. Beyond
them IN the valley
and on the slope
the fires of Oc.
tober were fam.
ing in itful pyres
of sumac and Ivy.
About them as
they sat upon the
fallen monarch,
dropped the gold.
en- maple leaves
of Fall, and over.
h e a d a crow
cawed noisily to
his mates.
zone OF those
pretty ce m Q n I
cottages" he
was saying,
with the rough.
stained window.
frames, the white
sashes and the
wide porch all the
way across the
'front.'"
And the big
living-room on the
first hoor-and no
other ROOM" she
interrupted, Dlusn-
ing, as he let his
hand fall careless
ly upon hers and
held a nrianner
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
yISSl1Is Y Sis, VIII 1W

The Days Of Our Youth.
They were sitting on log beside
the stream. 1t was a babbling stream
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
No injury Revealed.

Examination of the hull of the trooI
ship by divers has failed to reveal any
injury resulting from her grounding
aud the vessel has been pronounced
seaworthy and able to continue her
voyage to the Orient. The Logan was
refioated only after she had beer
lightened of her cargo when numerous
attempts to draw her off when the
British cruiser Campion and three
tugs failed.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
CARD OF THANKS

We desire to express our heart
felt thamls TO the neighbors and
friends for the many ldndnesses ex-
tended to us during the dllness and
Death Of our father w. b. Andrews.
MRS. w. H. PACKARD
ALBERT ANDREWS
WIII1ANI ANDREWS.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18
NO INJURY WAS SUSTAINED
Transport Logan Relocated After Hav
ing Passed Three Days and
Nights on a Reef.

Honolulu, Mar. 1S.-After having
passed three days and nights with 2s
feet of her bow fast on reef Just op
posite her slip in this harbor the trans
port Logan, which wen. ashore Satur
day night but was refioated early yes
terday morning. will sail for Manila
at o'clock Friday morning.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1909-03-18

Try the Mirror want couumn.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28

Goleta americana Harry 8. Smitz. s.
dra de New York para esta, el 4 de Sc
tiembre entrante.
Cons'gnatseies, Scbrinos de ExquI
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28

|Okn|G oDIG Ip0DdB en- d lhe|l td DQal Ae|ythl
af pef a':ss & sa,..
obras poescas Dc Iulis Flores
F',n1a Hriea, Poenas & sl.1o fransxes.
vadai5n, por Marquina fr..svee
M 7u~te Dc 1a yd Dogos Noveiescos per Manua oaeter
Poe:sa. eogtda. ouros Enlique aaqueo
Ls Vtda Ha"a poesas n r Blanoo femeu
Basia. por MoGn ftanqueo
oBRAs RAMON vALLE 1No16N
toe franqueo
FL Marques de Bradomin, Coqu Romantco
Agua Ba6 barbara oert.v.s S4tsso
Prma,.ra Marques
T. d ss;,s.a Hstss pss M,sa, @ aeo
Rets. Ps...ms. eon.ale Castro tome
e Pdsas." ,na".9 8g.. r ~ oeeeuAa.. %. z. M
F:te. ae1sns Posnss sau,n,aos ps vess, sss IS cen
Lssndss Hss,..o A..as esa..s en verse; eor Ques Pastor
to@ 20 = as@ nsss ss1ses F. Dor Fs
Nssa. cassana por Marta Gabc Gaan teno 60
Acasrd por Como
Fdcitaane v.,s, po oedus
asd oos possi.. Arturo Reyes sonvso tfsaqaso
~u,o, Poesfas por Oouseas
franqueO
del Ebvo aragoae Reqaes arte
II ItOmO
Capco poeas Machade isnques
Del CvcadO Ajeao Verones po6ic1s D <inaea,
leo Ocentav
Poesa
La Casa de Ia Primavsra poas De G. Msaec Si 50
conf
Canine, poess por Fes
lfanqueo
cemeaesa de las vsasapsa. ssspr,
Itavos ffanqu-o
fa'r ~ nss re.s e4.,ss aasse.
lsO ln t Maqn aflxnua-
D Mis- 'r>fr4 Aias.' tsrvr Ntsa-
IN A~dnxe,s R..uss r tsxra> saS. ~. ), = y.. CON
haaQues.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28
ACcl6N IERAPEUTlcA
DE Ia APN09lNE OAvlO

La APHODINE DAVID NO pfOvooa Mj
n&useas, nj eolicos. Puede proloagaree siD
Inconvenience "a emploo haSta ReStabl1-
Oorse noymalmonte las funclOnes.
lndicAcio0Oo. - Indicase Il APHODlNR
DAVID on cuantcs cases e. precise con-
batiF Il sserekissisn1e aceidSnt2 8 ds661o Z
otos6o Il intoetiao, - ~ Smtaragos easIso.
iateseiAaiss, en- algunos de06r0enes del h.
gado On que e. nooesaPio eOtimulaR lA fuA-
oi6n hili0r, oto.
PoF Su empleo, cuAntas enfePmedA1eo -
ovitAr4n Efeetivlmento, durante Ia dtgee.
u6n, f6Pma0e una gran cAnetda4 de pRine1r
pioS t6xico0. Su acumulaci6n en- el OrgA.
nismo, conoecuencja del eGtPeAiniento,
produce pFimeRO 10 inapetenclA lueCo
vienen Las jaQuecas, lo0 maPeoo, 81 emba'
raxo g4otfico, las diSpop0ta1, u hlpocoA.
dria. las almOFFanaS, etc. Seg4n 81 do
tAmOn Dc alguna0 nOtab1ll0adeo mAd1cA1,
u neuPaSten1a, q apendic1tto ton QOl1A
pfovocadaS pof dichas tOxina0 - en.n1-
nadas. Sc p0P 10 tAnt0 6umAm0nao l0toeoA
SantA desocupar el intestine =, pARa ella
nin1dn laxative puode 0onpatAfoo Z -
APHODlNE DAVID.
DosIs LAxAfIvA. Una de- tl6oRo0 -
Ia nocho al aoCetapee =, case ueoeoarfos
uaa poP II maAaDA al sevAntnFae.
nspdstes - to1ns tss ffisc(potss kas.0aeSO
= Z. ~: H1DN oUILlxRMxIv
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28
OEl ESTREflMlEnTO

n E2yvsiaieneoes afecci6n tan fcoeUe1t0,
quo no % cuenta II canttdad dc modto0.
clones pPopueotaS una 0espu60 Dc otPa. To
Aas, aaem&s. otrecen al onfermo 81 grave
pldo. Rn esas condolences, aten0ase, y -
t0pfeocindtble aumentaP ou 0OstS para
lle9aR 1 an PesultadO. F. astA necesldAA
IN verdadeFo peligrO para las pefSOnos QUo
tionen que apelar los laxatiy0s, puAs en-.
piexa pOr iFFitaFse ell intestine, lueg0 81
0stRe6tmiento no tarda en- haceFse mas pof.
t1nax que autes del empleO de los mtsmoo-
Entfan On esta categOPia los puFgantoo
8alinOs. 81 actbar, la escamonea. la 1alapA.
u o0loQutnt.da, Ia gonna gutA que Conetltu-
yen Ia base de II mayoRta do les prepare
Convenia por 10 tanto aeudir osFcs me-
dicamentoa para hallaP an veP4ader0 espe
eiflc0 do Ia constipation. No haSta, en-
efecto, provocar dep0Sici0nes; eS pRect0os
adem1s, Y sobre t0do, curaP una afeccitn
que resulta tan peligfosa para quicn .
halIa aquejado do Ia misma CaAntas
onfermedades rosultan de tota
.uUEvA MEDlcAcl0M
DEL ESTREaiMlEMIo
Trabaj0s anteri0res habian naOstrado que
II BoURpAINR NPang1la) 60 un pawgasts ~
drdstios, Psefectemsste eprepisde las snfFMc-
.s!ss ebao~i"ates Z tas alee'seae. Asno,Tss.
dolores 4us q rsibasdo y u s4R
Las distintaS tentattvas hechas al ohjet0
do que entire Ia BoURDAIN1 (frAngula) On
Ia terap4utica, han fracaSado ante Ia diA-
eultad con que 50 ha trOpezadO, hasta ahO-
"a, para conseguir una preparation que
enoefParA principles pufgAtiv0s confoemo
oXfsten On la coFtexa SEGA.
Nosha permitido FesolveF ol pfob1ema N
modO especial de tfatamient0. La APHO.
DINE DAVID contiene todos los pfinctptoe
actfvos de In FPAngulo, y 81 oupertoRtdad
0OhFo las medicaciOno8 uliltZadae hA1tA
nov dta. Ia han demostrado numoeoooo
0neavoa On los hOspttale0 Dc Paris.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28

TEO6kGO, p0u0hcAO~.
Maria Artau, Vieques.
PatriA descareAu1lo.
Ana Maria, Naguabo.
Orizonte, Vieques.
Ramos, descargando.
BUQUEg AlUM0IAD00
Vapor americana Pathfinder. Sal0 q
|21 del cornente de New Orleans para
esta
Consignatarios, The New York and
Perto Rico S. S. c..
Vapor espa6ol Pie TX Sali6 de Ca
uar;as para esta, a % del corriente.
Oonsiguatariee, Sobrinss de Izquier
do.
vapor espanol Argentine. Saidra de
Barcelona el 80 del corriente hacienda
las escalas intermedias de Vigo, y Co.
runa
Consignataries Sobri1os de Isquier-
do J. CO.
Vapor cubano Julia. Recalara proce-
dente de Habana y escalas de I'm momen-
to q otro.
Coasignatarios, Villar y Go.
Vapor espanol Manuel Calvo. Estara
aqui manana procedente de Espana.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Ezquia-
ga
Vapor americana Caracas Saldra pa
ra New York. el primero del entran-
te mes.
Consignatarios, ViAar Y Co.,
Vapor americana S. " Luckenback.
Con destino New York zarpara de
este puerto ell primero del entrante Sep
tiembre.
Censignataries, Insular Line.
Vapor americana Philadelphia. Reca-
lara el del proximo Septiembre, proce-
dente de New York
Consignatarios, Villar y Co.
|vKLHR0S DE- La LuGEA BINNHR
Gta. amer Republic. Debe haber salido
dc New York, para esta Arroyo el
3 del corriente.
ComignatAr;os, Sobrinos 1e Ez-
quiaga.
Goseta americana Henry Lippitt.
Debe haber salido de New York para San
Juan y Mayaguez el 10 del corriente.
Consignatarios. Eehrinos de Ez.
quiaga-
Goleta americana Harry 8. Smitz. Sal
dra de New York para esta, el de Sep
tiembre entrante.
c0n''enat'sies, sesrinos de Eaquia-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28
B a n e q s
ACCIONES

ANNIONE10
Banco Territorial J Agrfcola $50
Bance de. Puerto Rico ~ . fl
CEDuLAS. HIPOTECARIAS
Ranco Territorial y Agrfcola:
Emlsiones s" vs." 200.
Ldem s. 500.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28
D1 Ia COSTA

Costeros Maria Artau, Patria, Ana
Maria. Orizonte y vapor Ramos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1909-08-28
R@V6S1a Commercial
PARA La COSTA

vapsr americana Coans y eoateros
Uecrita y ,Npsuia.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30

primitive conditions prevailing in the capital fur
nished rich material the newspaper especially
for those of the Northern Eastern States The
capitol called "the palace In the wilderness" and
Pennsylvania avenue the great Serbonian Bog" Since
then heroes by hundreds Of thousands have marched
down the great which deep morass
with elder bushes
John Adams the first President to live in the
was used to dry the family washing.
Whatever may be the occasional barking back to the
good old days 1t is likely that Taft envy
the time when the wife of the President
United States had to worry about returning calls
great distances. in addition to such details the
curing of hrewood, necessary lamps and
portation While the White House to-day is all that
modern architect would plan, 1t is wholly unliva-
bic The Presidents wife is not required to worry
clothes drying. She is provided with number OF mod
housekeeping conyenences and her lot is such
burden as to deter other from envying her the
position of first lady of the land
The nation rich it was in undeyeloped re-
sources lacked ready funds To Jney for the
public edifces gifts and sales of land we're required.
Adams, Jefferson Madison and Monroe did what they
could the city, but it developed slowly and though
the primary features of LEnfants plan preserved
there many departures from In December 1900
the appointment of park commission marked epoch
in the development of Washington beautiful CITY,
did than that, for though the plans submitted
by the commission have been realized indeed
it not expected that they would be immediately
attention of the entire country aroused
movement for the betterment other cities given
petus
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30

| Fresh meat is only occasionally OBJ
tainable on the farm when situated
any distance from large city. Dur
| ing it's Investigations of life on the
farm by the country life commission
this problem was one frequently met
with. Products of the big packing
housts never reach small country viii
lagos. consequently fresh beef is scarce
in the rural communities. In the
neighborhood of Clarinda, Iowa. and
in northern Missouri some 800 German
and Swedish farmers have solved the
been feasting regularly on the very
best of fresh beef There are, In these
sections. at least a score of country
beef clubs Usually each club is com
posed of sixteen members. because a
beef carcass is easily divided into that
number Of cuts. These cuts alternate
so that no farmer gets the same cut
oftener than every sixteenth time.
According to the plans of all these
clubs. one good fat beef animal is
contributed each week by one Of the
farmers. The killing is done by the
butcher in the nearest town or ham
let and the beef dealt ont to the meni-
beers Of the club. some of whom super
intend the dressing OF the animal each
week. The animal contributed must
be satisfactory TO every member Of the
club. No lean or lumpy jawed ami
NAL is ever run IN. expulsion from the
club being the penalty In this way
farmers who would otherwise find It
impossible to get fresh. edible beef
regularly and in sufficient quantity for
their needs have an adequate supply.
These clubs are made necessary BY
The fact that The best beef cattle are
always shipped to the great packing
houses. The packers want all the
fancy beeyes available and they pay
much better prices for them than the
provincial butcher can afford to give.
The result is that the butchers in the
little towns get nothing but the poor
est grade Of stock. some Of il really IN
desirable for killing.
More than that. these little town
slaughter houses are. in fact. a menace
10 the health Of all who eat the prod
ucts. II is rarely an Inspector bothers
about visiting one. and they 20 from
year to year ard from worse to worse.
Many of these rural town butchers
pesidle meats IN the farming disfricts.
Their wagons are not suited f,r the
purpose In summer the meat Is
spelled before ii reaches the farmer
and II no season is It Clean
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30
SPRING HAS COME.


Albert L. Patrick, the lawyer. serving
life term in Sing Sing for the murder
Of the Texas millionaire William NJ.
Rice made a highly sensational plea
when his request for a retrial was heard
BY the appellate division of the New
York Supreme Court. Charging that Dis
trict Attorney Jerome and others had en-
tered into a conspiracy to cause his con-
vietion and arguing that the Governor
had no right to substitute one punishment
for another, as he had done in committing
the death sentence TO life Imprisonment
Patrick said ne had never accepted or
asked for the Communication, and that he
demanded either liberty or death at the
hands of the law. Time was given for
the submission of briefs ON both sides.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30

(. But Kathleen was not waiting for
an answer.
They say there's no skill in winning
a game where one holds all the
trumps. But in the game of hearts,
Jack, suppose. one held just two. Don't
you think it would be hard to know
which to discard?"
Bravo! thought Jack. What a clev-
er little diplomat Kathleen is!
But she yeered to the other side.
isn't it nice, Jack. just we two sit
ting here like this?" oh, so tenderly.
Isn't 1t like old times?"
He really couldn't help it--one lit
tie kiss was nothing
There was pause of some minutes,
and then Kathleen impetuously sprang
TO her feet.
Don't, Jack, don't, or won't be
able to brace myself to the ordeal.
Don't look like that"
He put his hand in his coat pocket.
Yes, the photograph was there. Had
he been untrue to Her?
I'm engaged engaged, Jack" said
Kathleen. excitedly. I'm going to
marry Lawrence Smith, the million
aire. oh. Jack. l never really thought
you cared-why didn't you ask me
years ago-when / was a bud. It's
too late now-too late. It's going to
be a grand church wedding. He
wanted 1t to be quiet affair. but
L -"
Though 1t would be the last quiet
day he'd have. no doubt"
why. Jack. l never know you to
make such a wretched joke before.
High noon-at st. Lukes-June eighth.
You'll be there?"
I'm afraid not. Kathleen-I -
'Oh, we can still be friends. This
is the twentieth century, you know,
and Jealousy is ont of date"
II know. but -"
"Oh, say we can be friends still,
Jack. | never could bear these stuff
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30

HE American revolution gave to the world
a nation. The nation needed capt.
tai, seat of government with federal
- house for its Congress and executive Off
IIlEMEpSaf GERS Even before the adoption the
kgZ1SsA1 Constitution welded the States into
strong Federal nation this need was recog
nized by the Congress of the confederation com
mission appointed select site somewhere upon the
Delaware. Nothing accomplished, but the Consttu-
ton provided for the creation capital city
The and communities of the eighteenth century
in many ways not far removed from those of
day. Sectional feeling strong then New
York Philadelphia, Baltimore Trenton Harrisburg, all
urged their special claims be made the capital city.
Maryland and Virginia offered the necessary
tory.
compromise having arranged Congress passed
bill giving President Washington power to select with
in certain limits site the Potomac River Washing
ton Jefferson, Madison and Monroe, yrgnians nat
uray favored the southern location. The Presidents
home was within short distance of the territory finally
selected his interest in the growth the city
commissioners selected by him gave his
never tagged.
Among the Frenchmen who offered their services to
the colonies during the struggle for independence
Charles Pierre LEnfant, who commended himself to
General Washington by his zeal while serving as major
Of engineers Maps and pictures carefully studied
the woods then covering the site of the city over
n design formulated and adopted. On grdiron plan
streets numbered and leered the French engineer
supermposed two systems avenues, radiatng like
spokes of a wheel the capitol and executive
sion
The formal transfer Of the government from Phla-
delphia to Washington took place in October 1900 The
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30

What every woman thinks she)
knows: That she looks well in pajanlas.
woman can look extremely at
tractive when she Is taking down her
halr-ff she has some.
A woman must be mighty independ-
ent or mighty careless TO wear black
stockings with tan shoes on muddy
day.
What every man expects: That be-
fore the close of 1909 women will be
wearing corsets that reach SAlow their
knees.
Ever notice how unruly those wisps
OF hair around a woman's neck are
when she has a handsome assortment
of finger rings?
When you hear a married woman
sniffiy remark that Handsome is as
handsome does, You may accept it as
a cinch that her husband bears a strik-
ing resemblance to a stranded dogfish
When the relationship between hus-
band and wife reaches such a matter
of-fact stage that she will pencil her
eyebrows and daub on the rouge right
before him, there isn't enough glamor
left Of the conjugality to blind any
body with its glare
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30
UNITY.

Forgive, o Lord, our severing ways,
The separate affairs that we raise.
The varying tongues that speak Thy
praise!
Suffice ii now. In time to be
Shall one great temple rise to Thee,
Thy church our broad humanity.
White flowers of love its walls shall
climb,
Sweet bells Of peace shall ring its chime,
Its days shall all be holy time.
The hymn, long sought, shall then be
heard
The music Of the worlds accord,
Confessing Christ, the inward word
That song shall swell from shore to
shore,
One faith. one love, one hope restore
The seamless garb that Jesus wore!
John G.. Whittier.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30
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Progress of Prohibition.

Tennessee should cheer up. 1t is not
as lonesome as a Kansas drug store on a
blue Sunday Atlanta Constitution.
The United States leads the world in
coffee drinking. but will soon be behind
it in liquor drinking. Atlanta journal.
Science says the world is destined to
dry up. Dope probably comes from re-
cent events in Southern States.-Cleve-
land Leader.
If Kansas stops the sale of liquor in
drug stores. as proposed, pains in the
stomach will lose their popularity .-To-
ledo Blade.
Congress says whisky shipped to dry
territory should not be labeled ''varnish y
but all will agree that the warning, Han
die With Care" points a moral.--Butte
Miner.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1909-03-30
HIS UMBRELLA.
1t Was the Cause of Airing Family
Secrets in Public.

1t Was the Cause of Airing Family
Secrets in Public.
A young man was riding in an omni-
bus. He took the corner seat and held
in his hand an umbrella which had
been given him as birthday present.
On the seat facing him was lady
with precocious boy, evidently about
five years old.
The youngster regarded the young
man with attention for Il few moments,
and then his eyes wandered to the
umbrella. He gazed at it in silence for
a second; then he wrlggled in his seat,
clapped his hands and shouted:
''0h, mamma, don't that look like pa
pas umbrella ?"
Hush, hush, my child" said the
mother, patting the prodigy on the
head
Papa was looking for his umbrella
this morning. mamma continued the
child wonder.
Yes. yes. but he found it." said the
mother hurriedly. as the conversation
was becoming of interest to the occu-
pants of the seats.
"Why, mamma" continued the
youngster. you know he didn't. You
told him that he didn't know enough
TO keep an umbrella. Why, mamma
At this stage the small boy was car.
ried bowling from the Pearson's
Weekly.