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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
Horace-Ah! Miss Gwace, what
should a young man do when he wants
to write spring poetry?
Grace-He should see a doctor.
Either WAY,
Grace-E

Mr.. Wilkins had been sitting quietly
on nail key, perusing paper which
he had found on the counter. The
date of it he had not noticed. Finally
he looked up with puzzled express
sion.
whats this wireless telegraph sig
nal, this C. o. d. they're talking
about?" he asked
81 guess it's C. @. D. amt it?' sug-
gested Holbrook, the grocer. amy
way, it's signal of Distress" he add
ed, modify
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
Always a Way.

''The cook has furnished rather
small portions" said the hostess "The
woman guests won't eat much, but
how about the men?"
I'll circulate around and nominate
each of 'em to make an after-dinner
speech" responded the host THAT
will effectually kill off their appe-
tites"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
A SURE SIGN.
When 1t Appears Act at Once.

Trouble with the kidney secretions
is certain sign that your kidneys are
deranged and that you should use
Doan's Kidney Pills. They cure all ir-
regularities and annoyances, remove
backache and side pains and restore
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
didn't expect to.


1t is the only relief for Swollen Smart
ing. Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet.
Ease, a powder to be shaken into the
shoes. Cures while you walk. At all Drug
gists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
Defined.

Say, pop, what's civil service?"
Eth? It's an act governing the
service in the department, the Gus
toms, the postal, the government print
ing"
But, dad, what does it mean?"
MEAN? 1t means where a busy man
rushes into the postoffice to buy some
stamps, falls in line, waits an hour
and 20 minutes before reaching the
window-then, after rendering a hun
dred-dollar bill, hears the talloWfaced
clerk murmur pleasantly:
Wholesale stamps at the next win
dow, please! "-BohemiaA.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05

tho kidneys to health.
Charles Cole, 204 N.
Buckeye ST., lola,
KanS., says: 1.-THE
k j d n e Y secretions
were irr e G u / a r,
scanty and painful
and contained sedi
ment. My back was
stiff and lame and
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05

my limbs sWelIed. | grew weak and
discouraged. Doan's Kidney Pills re-
moved these troubles entirely. l have
been well for two years"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05

A feeling of security and freedom
from anxiety pervades the home in which
Hamlins Wizard Oil is kept constantly
on hand. Mothers know it can always be
depended upon in time of need.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
But Not In,

Evelyn saw you in bathing this
morning, George. It's funny you didn't
see me.
George didn't expect to.
Evelyn was sure you saw me at
one time. l was standing close by
you on the beach.
George-Oh, yes. l saw you in your
bathing suit.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the guras reduces In
fammation, aays pain, cures wind colio 25c bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
Limit to Cork's Buoyancy.

A cork carried 200 feet below the
surface of the water will not rise
again.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05

Silence is indeed golden to those
who are paid to keep quiet.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05

Among other high rollers we have
the elevated trains.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
A CERTAIN METHOD

forcurng cramps diarrhea and dysentery by using
Painkiler perry DaviSD. This medicine has sus-
tanned the reputation for over 35c and Soc
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1909-08-05
To Be Continued.

Send me around a man who likes to
whistle "a Hot Time" or "FIiawatha"
and I'll take him."
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29

emily confirmed by the compare atave
receipts in Chicago during the last
month. In May a year ago 1001 cars
were received. This month 133. It Is
generally believed that most OF the
wheat In the elevators and warehouses
belongs to Patten and chat he paid in
the neishborhood of $50. 900 900 for It.
Before the bull leader. can calculate
his profits on the deal he must mer>
chandise this wheat. Amy endeavor to
estimate his profits at this time Is,
therefore, the veriest guess work.
Close followers of the market are con-
tent with the statement that he made
huge sum which may grow or de-
crease as he disposes OF the stock on
hand. Half a dozen others made big
profits also.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29

Ray Humphrey, Who Formerly Lived
In Roswell, intends to Make the
p. v. Market tho Best in the
l. Great Southwest.

The Pecos Valley Meat Market at
l06 N. Main street, In the Gaullieur
Block, is now under the management
pf Ray Humphrey, who has leased the
stand and business. Mr.. Humphrey
figures on ultim ately buying the bust
ness, which Is one of the best market
stands in. the city. having been estab-
hshed for five years. Mr. Humphreys
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. L. v. Hum
phrey, have been residents of Roswell
for about seven years and the son,
Ray. formerly lived here, being in the
employ of e. B. Stone, the grocery
and market man, who had his store
at the corner of 5th and Missouri.
For the past two years Mr.. Hum
phrey has been at Greeley, Colorado,
in the market business and came back
to Roswell last month. He is adding
to the trade OF the P. ", Market by
having fine meats, prompt service and
delivery, and cordially invites the pub
lie patronage. Mr.. Humphrey is a
young man who hustles from morning
It'll night for business and sees to 1t
personally that each and every custo-
mer Is satisfied.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
SENATORS ASSERT GERMAN
GOVERNMENT BUTTS II

Washington, may Ex-senator AID
rich today denounced as "impertinent"
the efforts of the German government
to influence the American tariff legiS
1ation by supplying anonymous In
formation as to wages of German work
men, His characterization followed a
statement intimating that German man
ufacturers were striving to influence
congress through the German govern
ment and American importers of Ger
man goods.
The reply of the President to SEN
ate resolution calling for the state
znent of the German government as to
wages in Germany proved the signal
for an animated discussed as soon as
the senate assembled today. The Pres
fdent stated tn his message that the
document In question had been sent
to the finance committee on April 13.
Senator Nelson expressed surprise
that the finance committee had with
held the report. Aldrich replied that
the statement had been treated as
confidential, as had all others OF a
like character and had been sent back
to the state department but would be
soon returned. Depew spoke of the
Importance of the business before con-
gress and asserted it was purely an
American question.
yet" he said, 1--WE find that foreign
governments are entering the senate
chambers for the obstruction of legis-
lafion for which the President called
an extra session"
It was then that Aldrich arose and
made use OF the word 'fnpertinent."
Tillman expressed the fear that the
comments on the German. government
might not be graciously received by
that government. Further discussion
was postponed until the German re-
port could be translated and the Pres
ident's message was referred to the
finance committee.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
GENERAL STREET CAR STRIKE
ON IN PHILADELPHlA,P PA


Philadelphia, Pa, May 29.-Greatly
to the surprise of the public, Philadel-
phia is today in the tangle of street
car strike. The order of the executive
committee of the carmen's union to
strike was issued early this morning
and went into effect al a. m. when
the days service began. While their
had been agitation among the men for
higher wages and better conditions, 1t
was not believed that radical action
would be taken so soon, if at all.
Disorders of minor character has
been reported from different sections
of the city. Strike sympathizers are
hurling jibes at those riding and many
passengers are leaving che cars and
in some instances the cars are being
abandoned by their srews. One aban-
doned car was partially wrecked by
boys and men and the police were call
ed to disperse the crowd.
The company announced this after
noon that the men who failed to re-
port for duty or who abandoned cars
had been discharged. 1t was also an
nounced that no compromise would be
made and that the union would not be
recognized.
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HOME GROWN STRAWBERRIES
NOT THE SHIPPED IN KIND.

We have purchased three OF the
largest crops Of this favorite fruit.
grown right here al home. and we are
now receiving them daily.
We are prepared to furnish straw
berries in any quantity, such as quart
boxes or in cases of "a quarts.
AS this win be without doubt the on
ly berry or small fruit on the local
market this season. we would suggest
that those wishing to buy berries for
preserving purposes see us before buy
elsewhere.
We are frank in saying that we have
never seen finer berries than the ones
we are now offering you.
SHEPHERD & CO.
Equality Groeers."
Phone 444
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
BERNICE SHEPHERD WON
MEDAL IN MUSIC

MEDAL IN MUSIC CLASS.
Miss Bernice Shepherd, little dau-
ghter of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Shep-
herd, won the gold medal given by
Mrs. Stella Ritter to the pupil having
the best lessons and, showing the
greatest improvement in the term
which began September 1 and was
just completed. In Mrs. Ritter's large
class we're three little girls who had
equal Claims on the medal. They
were ,6ernice Shepherd, Grace Miller,
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Mil
ler, and Ellen Wiseley, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. w. e. Wiseley. The
honors were so even among these
three that it took a drawing TO decide
the contest, and thds drawing was held
this morning at Mr.. Ritber's studio
ON Pennsytvnia avenue. with the re-
suits told above. The presentation
of the medal was made by Supt.
Brasher, of the city schools. The
medal is . beautiful pin, made of
solid gold and appropriately engraved.
All three OF the young ladies are to be
congratulated for their splendid work
and little Miss Shepherd for her luck,
as well.
Mrs. Ritter leaves the first OF next
week for q two months visit at her
old home In jackson, Tenn, and Will
return and resume her music class
about August 1.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29

med, cleaned and blocked and made
good as new at the lowest prices and
only expert work viii be turned out
Mr.. Sullivan will also maintain a
department for cleaning and pressing
both mems and women's clothes. Sat
isfaction in this line is guaranteed.
Later new department will be added
announcement of which will be made
later.
Mr.. Sullivan thoroughly understands
his business and asks that you bring
around your old hats
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
MORNING TRAIN EARLIER
UNDER NEW TIME CARD,

A copy of a new time card for the
New Mexico Eastern has been receiv-
ed in Roswell and shows that when it
goes into effect, Sunday morning,
June 6, the morning train will come
an hour and twenty minutes earlier in
the morning than at present time. In
other words che morning train will
come in at 1:15 and leave at 7:35,
stopping here twenty minutes for
breakfast. The evening train will
come in at the same time as at pres
ent, 5 so, but will remain here twenty
minutes leaving at 6:10. At present
the evening train remains but fifteen
minutes.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
MASONIC BUILDING At
CARLSBAD IS BURNED.

Fire greatly damaged the building
and contents of the Masonic Temple
at Carlsbad at S:45 yesterday morn.
Ing. Not only was the furniture and
rega1fa OF the different Masonic bodies
damaged, but there was big loss
to the Carlsbad Furniture Company,
whose store occupied the first floor of
che buildings.
Richard M. Thorne, of the furniture
company, discovered the fire and turn
ed in the alarm. There was no fire
started in the stoves and the origin of
the fire is mystery. The first fame
seen was a small one tapping about
the back door but there must have
been more fire about the building,
for by the time Mr.. Thorne turned in
the alarm and the department reach
ed the scene, which was not more
than i've minutes, great damage was
done.
The department had little trouble in
putting out the fire in the first floor,
where the furniture store was located.
but 1t. was harder work up. stairs in
the lodge hall. Mr.. Thorne estimates
his damage at 5000 covered only by
50, 900 Insurance. The building was
damaged about $500. On the build
ing and their furniture and parapher-
MALTA the Masons had $500 insur-
ance. The knights Tenplar had $500
additional on their regaha. The Ma
sonic furniture was completely ruined
'bul their paraphernalia was not dam
aged much. A keen loss is felt in the
burning OF the Blue Lodge charter,
the oldest In the Pecos Valley. The
other charters were saved.
Mr.. Thorne was in Roswell today ar
ranging for new stock with which
to reopen a store at Carlsbad at once.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
The kansa. city stock Market.

The Kansas CITY STOCK Market.
Kansas City, M, May 29.-Cattle
receipts, 100; market steady. Native
steers, 5.25@7.00; southern steers, 4.50
@6.7O; southern COWS, 3.50@4.75; nat
i've COWS and heifers. 3.00@'6.75; stock
ers and feeders, 4.0O@4.S5: calves. A.
O0@6.5e; bulls, 3.50@5.25; western
steers, 5.40@5.75; western COWS, 3.75
@5.25.
Hog receipts, 5000: market weak to
SC lower. Bulk of sales. 6.50@7.S0;
heavy, 7.15@7.35: packers and butch
ers. 7.00@7.30; Hight, 6.65@7.o5; pigs,
5.30@6.75.
Sheep receipts, 700: market steady.
Muttons. 5.00@6.50: lambs, 6.5o@s.-
Is; wethers and yearhngs, 4.75@7.5O;
ewes, 4-z5@6.20; Texas and Arizona
muttons, 4.60@6.25.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
NELSON AND HYLANO GET
TOGETHER THIS AFTERNOON


San Francisco, May 29.-Jndging
from the appearance Of the ticket
racks there win ibe a big crowd in jim
my Caffroth's arena this afternoon
when Battling Nelson and Fighting
Dick Hyland will battle for che light
weight championship OF the world. AS
usual on the eve OF a battle both men
express themselves as confident they
will win. 'T win whip Dick in one
round If can, but won't steal" was
Battling Nelson's comment. ut looks
like my only chance at the champion
ship, so you can bet III go 1t strong %
said Hyland. The betting continued
heavy today with the odds at 10 to 4
The big event is scheduled for forty
rounds, beginning at three O'Clock.
The men will fight under straight rules
which provides they may bang away
as long as one arm is free and Meth
er man is holding.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
EX-GOVERNOR cRiTTENDEN
QE MISSOURI I8 DEAL

Kansas City, Mo-, May 29.-Ex-
Governor L., L. Crittenden, the noted
MissouIian died here this morning.
Crittenden was II years OF age. He
was born in, Kentucky and was edu-
Gated at Center College, Danville.
AMONG his classmates were w. c. p.
Breckenridge and John Young Brown.
He came to Missouri before the Civil
War and formed a aaw partnership
with Francis M. Cockrell, afterwards
U. s. senator. In 1873 Crittenden be-
came governor OF Missouri and 1t was
to him that Frank James, the noted
outlaw, laid down his arms.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
Marathon at CAPITAL

Washington, May 2S-Washington
has been bitten by the Marathon mi
crobe, and as result the fans of the
city will witness a modified Marathon
of fifteen miles tomorrow. The win
ner will be awarded an exact duplicate
Of the bronze statute won by Johnny
Hayes at the Olympiac games in Lon
don. Other valuable prizes will be
awarded.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
Fisheries Commission.

Washington, May 2S.-In the hope
of reaching a definite agreement and
making a final report, the Information
al Fisheries Commission, composed
of repres entasives of this country
and Great Britain, convened here to-
day. The commission was appointed
to codify the regulations for inland
fisheries and afford a basis for the le-
gal settlement of such disputes as
have arisen between the fishermen of
the United States, Canada and New
foundland during the last few years.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
THE GOVERNMENT WILL
WAGE A WAR ON RATS

Washington, May 29.-Rats are re-
ceiving continued attention from the
agricultural department and the cam
paign started against them may result
some day in the determination OF che
pest dn this country A recent bulletin
of the agricultural department figures
out that a single rat can eat sixty
cents worth of grain in year, and If
all the rats OF the country were fed
grain alone, it would cost more than
$1OO, ,0OO, 900 a year to board them. 1t
is estimated that single pair OF rats
and their progeny breeding without
interruption and suffering no losses,
would in three years increase to more
than twenty millions.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29

jimmy" The Improvement consists Of q
track and wheels and appliances
which enables the children riding in
the seat1 to keep the thing in motion
much after, the manner of the Irish
Maffe wagons. The machine Is top
ped on with a grind organ that plays
such tunes as Last Rose OF Sum-
mer. " Fishers Hornpipe." and Home
to Our Mountains" as the wheels go
around. The merry go round runs at
full capacity every ride
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
WISCONSIN WILL LEGALIZE
FIGHTS OF TEN ROUNDS

Madison, Wis, May 29.-An attempt
made in the senate yesterday to kill
the bill legalizing ten round boxing
bouts failed. The bill will come up for
passage next week and the prospects
are it will become law. Sentiment
here favors the boxing exhibitions pro
visions and a clause has been inserted
in the bill now pending that will pre-
vent decisions.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
U. S. WEATHER BUREAU.
Local Report Observation Taken at

600 q. M
Roswell, N. NJ, May 29.-Tempera-
ture, max. 80; min. 81; mean 76. Pre-
cipitation in inches and hundredths o.
Wind, dir. S.; veloc. 6. Weather clear.
Forecast for Roswell and Vicinity:
Generally fair and cooler to-night
and sunday.
Comparative temperature data, Ros-
well. Extremes this date last year
max. "a; min. so. Extremes this date
Is years record, max SO, 1896; min.
42, 1903.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29

cause they complained when thirty
three missionaries played tennis and
indulged In other worldly pastimes
with their charges. The Waites asked
that they be censured. The assembly
decided that the Waites might do bet
ter in another field, though at the
same time commencing their religious
zeal. The assembly win adjourn final
ly this afternoon. It was unanimously
voted to meet at Atlantic City, N. J..
next year.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
PATTEN MAKES A BIG
SUM RY WHEAT DE,

Chicago, May 29.-The great ''bull''
campaign in May wheat passed quiet
ly into the Board Of Trade history to-
day. Not a ripple disturbed the spec
ulative sea. James A. Patten. the bull
leader. with grey Fedora hat pushed
back on his head, betrayed no elation.
The deal to all intents and purposes
ended weeks ago when the shorts
were gradually driver in and pocket
ed their losses. ,, st....1s-..
During the month May wheat rose
45k cents, selling Tuesday at $1.35A.
Patterns assertion that the reserves
have been almost exhausted Is appar-
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
NEW BUSINESS FIRM.

E. w. Sullivan who located here
from Ell Reno, Oklahoma has opened
up hat trimming and blocking estab-
lishment at 122 n. Main street north
OF the Grand Central Hotel Soft,
derby and panama hats will be trim
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
Utah Races.

Salt Lake City, Utah, May 2s.-As
one OF the star events OF the present
successful racing meet OF the Utah
Jockey Club, the Decoration Day
handicap will be run tomorrow. A
$1,000 purse is offered and the entry
list includes some Of the fastest hors-
es ever seen ON an intermountain
track
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
MADAM CLEO.
PaImist and cIairvoyant.

Tells names, gives advice on all at
fairs OF life, love, business. travels,
speculation, lawsuits, marriages, sepa-
ration, units the separated and helps
you to gain your hearts desire. Call
at once, here for short time. Read
ing strictly private and confidential.
Booth at Glenn House across from
court House, phone, 331. 76tf.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
TO BE TRIED FOR SMUGGLING
cAiNks IN FROM MExtc<

Chicago. May 29.-Four men alleg-
ed to he members OF y syndicate which
smuggled Cinnamon across the Mex-
can border and brought them to Chi
cago, were brought from El Paso, Tex
as. for trial. arriving yesterday. 9th
ers are on the way. The government
attorney claims that TOO Cinnamon
were smuggled into the United States
In 1868 by this syndic2te.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH NOT
TO LEAN TO BLUE LAWS

Denver, Colo. May 29.-Missionaries
who lean too much toward the '$blue
laws will get but little solace from
the church If the action of the general
assembly of the Presbyterian church
Is any criterion. The assembly this
morning practically dismissed from
service Alexander and James Waite,
both missionaries in North China, be-
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
Real Estate Bargains

80 acres Fine HOndo soil-6
miles from Roswell. Finest
Corn land in Pecos Valley; Ar
tesiau Water Guaranteed.
A snap at $32OO.OO, X cash,
long time on the balance at 8
per cent.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
GREEK SLAYER OF POLICE
MAN SENTENCED TO DIE.

Omaha, Neb., May 29.-John Mas
saurides. slayer of officer Ed Lowery.
In the South Omaha Greek riots last
February, was today found guilty Of
murder in the first degree and was
sentenced to death.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29
wHiTEMAN CHILDREN
HAVE TOV MERRY-G<

About the most clever toy that can
be found dn Roswell is a miniature
which Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles whiteman have bought and
had set up In their front yard on
Pennsylvania avenue for their child
rem and Jack. There are four seats,
one at each end OF two crossed
beams that are held on q center pole
the same as an old fashioned flying
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1909-05-29

Memorial Union Services.
All old Confederates and G. A. r.
are requested to meet promptly at
10:3O a. N. Sunday to go in body 70
the memorial services at the First
Presbyterian church.