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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

We have heard much talk during
'ho whole Of this non-partisan issue
concerning the business man. What
is there in IL and from what point
does f. spring? There are a great
many democratic business men in this
city and are standing for their party
without so much talk about the bust.
ness end of the matter. but there are
also quite a number OF republican
business men who urge as a reason
for their insistence that the large ma
iority party give them representation
on the city's commission because they
are business men Wei what OF IL?
DO they want 70 insult the democrats
by asserting that their interests as
business men are not as safe in the
hands OF democrats as they would be
In the hands OF q mixed assembly?
Have the republicans been notably
more successful in business than the
democrats In this city? We cannot
see that they have
And this cry OF the business men
IiaS not the poor man with his few
hundreds Of dollars at stake as much
| 10 lose as the business man with his
thousands ana Is he not as competent
10 nave say IN the affairs OF the city?
'hd"r the law his vote counts for
Just exactly as much as the man who
mas mIIll"ns. rms business cry does
'"' come from any strong belief In
'"' TACT Ihat IN" business man has
"'''' IIsh'S man th' ordinary man,
'oi II is subtle aphorism that makes
q good slogan Tor the non-partisan
'I'Ih'ht ana sounds reasonable "
one docs not study II little
VINO pays anyway? Upon whom
do's M" business man depend for his
success 10 Whom does the owner
o' property rent his houses? The
poor man. Therefore the poor man
pays u Is d" VINO goes out and
WIN MS hahds ana IN" sweat OF his
o'"" gains me dollars that make mp
q community ana permits the business
man ana th' property owner to run
around with this cry of the business
man. Ih' o'n'r man Is working and
'"'"'"H tue "ol'''S ana 'h' "th'rs are
"''"E ',' '''N'"g. Ih' members OF
!" ''''' unions the ralIroan men
.'"''''S' 'n' "'''o mon OF an d'scrlp-
ions are 'h' men VINO pay Ih'y are
wv ''"'''"''''' "' 'n'S CITY Nh'h II.
'"'''s ~ o' Il Pu'S''"n oi the oohds
VI '"'S CITY '"'N are the ones Wh"
H'.''' 'lr'H IL ana 'h'N are me ones
""' VIII '"''''' most ''"'" ''' 'hSu-
,'7 '"''''''' '" ''N'''o" 'n'i VIII
we "''"H"' """"'. MI" '''l VIII vote
''"S' '''"7 p''""S' 'h'N nave less
S''''Sn '''''''S '''n some '' these
WHO are MAKING the greatest talk
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07
A PROCLAMATION
Lincoln Day, February 18th, 1909.
A HOLIDAY.

Lincoln Day, February 18th, 1909.
A Holiday.
The universal sentiment of Ameri.
ca has been that on the one hun
dredth anniversary OF the birth OF
Abraham Lincoln. all OF the people Of
this land should recount his virtues
and his deeds of greatness, kindness
and sympathy. To that end the Unit.
ed States congress has made Febru-
airy 18th 1909 a national holiday and
the president OF the United States
has issued a proclamation TO that ef
feet. Governor c, y. Haskell OF Okla
has likewise put forth a proclama.
tion asking that the people OF this
great state abstain from their usual
business routine on that day that the
name OF this great commoner may
be exalted.
A splen did program has been pre-
pared and great public gathering
will be held in the opera house of the
the city of Ardmore on that day
from . to o'clock p. m.
Now, therefore, moved by a spirit
of civic pride which marks every
citizen of this progressive city. be-
lieving that honoring this great man
the people of Ardmore honor all
those virtues OF the plain people
which are sacred !, J. X. Penning-
ton, acting mayor of the city of Ard
more, do declare Friday, February
18th, 1909 a holiday In and through
out the confines OF Ardmore, and do
ask that the people join together In
making It a day OF celebration of joy
and good will,
Given under my hand and seal
with the seal OF the city of Ard
more affixed, this the 9th day of Feb
1909. J. r. PENNINGTON,
Acting Mayor
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07
Pneumonia Follows la orIppe.

Pnoumonia Oflen follows IA grippe
but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar, for Ia grippe coughs
and deep seated colds. Refuse any
but the genuine in the yellow pack
age. Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

\ newspaper in Arkansas talks
about Arkansas antiquities. For good
ness sake. how old is Arhausaw?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

"Thc people saws Gov Hughes
want fair show" Right Governor,
but please show ms how We may ox-
poct to get Il in Oklahoma.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

We have heard Of the Ncw Eng
land conscience but the Oklahoma
newspaper that says II won't print
anything that we should not read in
Lent is going Just a tribe better
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

Muskogoc viii soon hc IN the list
OF the funny writer's with Kalama
100. YpsilauH Oshkosh ana Kauka
l,cc
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

How many people remember the
name of the man who is 10 be our
next vice president?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

II Is a question just now which is
the more abused person Haskell or
Castro
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

We wonder n tho dead men who
came into prominence In tho Musko-
gee town lot fracas have turned
over iu thoir graves.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

When the little morning paper
gets funny again, why We will spank
n again.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07
SOME WlTTlCISMS.

The groccr's boy WAS numbering up
the kitchen stairway with his arms
fun Of packages.
'Boy" said the mistress Of the
house somewhat sharply, ARE your
feet clean"
"Yes'mr ne answered stll climb
Ing the stairs. 'It's only my shoes
that's dirty"
1T Is strange, my husband has
just returned from Paris, and he
didn't sec half the ings ! saw when
! was there"
"ru bet you didn't see half the
things he saw, either"
"Of all possessions" said Mrs.
Taukaway "the one peop.. get most
genuine satisfaction out of, is self.
possession"
'Beastly weather, don't you think
~ think that's a queer term 10 ap-
ply 70 the weather"
Not when it's raining cats and
dogs"
\ florist OF Philadelphia was one
day making he rounds Of his prop.
critics near that city. when he was
approached by young man, who
applied 20 him for work.
II am sort D" said the florist. but
! have all the help need I have
nothing for YOU TO do"
Sir" said the young man, with
a polite bow IF you only knew how
very little work It would take 10 oc.
cupy me-"
For miles and miles the through
passenger train has plodded in the
wake Of the slow freight The trav.
olers grow irksomc and even pet.
ulan'
"Coniuc'or' said one oT the bold.
est o' them, "why do YOU not get
that freight 70 take a siding while
We go by ito'
Under tho new Hepburn law" OK.
plains tho conductor, sadly I'VE are
not allowed 70 pass anything
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

Cats and dogs get along fine Co.,.
gr'hcr when they are loose but tie
them together Likewise republicans
and democrats.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

The best way 10 stop the sale ~
whiskcy ds not TO make a.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

The politician hkcs the importance
Of It more than anything else.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

FoULARDs ARE THE THING
A HUNDRED DIFFERENT PAT.
TERMS AT mADDEN's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

DO people call Marconi a "Dago?'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

FoUlARDS ARE THE THING
A HUNDRED DIFFERENT PAT.
TERMS At MAppEk's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07
==~-.-.a lm -
Ardmors Sunday, February 7, 1909
/. u !. |. :: (. {. /. :; :: y - -

u is easy 90 find an excuse
for your own sins Why not
Doe little charitable toward
your uoiphJor? John a How
. land
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

"Of all possessions, said Mrs
Taukaway, the one peop. get most
genuine satisfaction out Of is self
possession
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1909-02-07

"Beastly weather don't you think"
~ think that's a queer term 10 ap-
ply 10 the weather"
Not when it's raining cats and
dogs"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
PHOTOGRAPHER.

r H MCKAY. COMMERCIAL. PHO
t"graphtsT: developing and printing
tor amateurs. Room 40 Higgins blk
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

IF YOU HAVE SECONDHAND FUR
niture to sell. see Carrot Meade
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

MEN AND WOMEN To LEARN
barber trade in eight weeks: tools
free: secured over 10000 positions
for graduates last year: unable to
supply the demand: graduates earn
SIS To se5 weekly: catalogue free.
Aoier system Colleges. 403 Front
avenue, Spokane. Wash
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
Public Sale.

Motto" is hereby given that | will.
on the I'D day "f August. 1909. AT the
hour OF > O'Clock p. m. AT the city
pound. on Second street in the city
of Missouri. Mont. expose the follow
ing described stock al public auction
tn pay the pound fees and costs Of
keeping and sale, tn-wit: one brown
horse. combination brand on lcrt
shoulder. shod all around
Witness my hand this 18th day Of
August. 1909 J. a NEALEl
S-l9--s-.3 Chief of Police
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
ROOM AND BOARD.
FRENCH DRY CLEANING.
PRE- SiNG SHOP.

RED APPLE TAILORING 4 PRESS
ing shop; better work for less; ga
Woody. phone 45S red.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

LYONS EMPLOYMENT OFFICE. ST.
Higgins avenue, phone I'll red.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
FOR RENT-rOUSES.

SiN-RbtM HOUSE Inquire ~
East cedar
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
GENERAL BLAckSMlTHING.
LAND OPENING.

L, :. GOVERNMENT LAND OPEN
ing under Carey Act. Conrad Val
Ter rrnject. Montana. 70oo0 acres
of fin" grassy prairie under irrlga-
tion. Drawing October !. 1909 Must
register before October !. Can reg
lister by mail. For information and
blanks write W. NJ. Wayman. Waller,
Mont. or Alb Security Bank Bldg.
Minneapolis. MINI.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN. r. NJ. CORBAN
Realty Co.
$40 AND Up ON FURNITURE,
pianos, livestock. real estate, etc:
repay monthly. l.. q. Wrather, fa3
Higgins ave. room ;. upstairs.
HEA DQUARTERS FOR L0AN1NG
and borrowing money secured by
mortgage on farms. ranches and city
property. Z. +. Ellis Il Co, the
real estate bargain counter" Helena
Mont. Correspondence solicited.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
LADIES' TAtLORS.

LADIES AND GENTS SUITS MADE
In order. cleaning. pressing and re-
pairing: work called for and delfv-
cred Ransoms. 603 Woody street
Phone 65t black Also ready made
suits. waists and woolens.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

FOR SALE. WORK HORSE.
weight 400 pounds. So2 South
Sixth west.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

ONE 3-IECH AND "a INCH WAC
on. Inquire Cannon Il Mcleod.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

FOR SALE-NEARLY NEW ROLLER
top desk. .. II. s. Orr Realty 90.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

FOR SAIE-T OFFER FOR SALE
my driving horse. buggy and har-
ness. George l.. Steinhrenner.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

FOR SALE.A SMALL GROCERY
store doing a good business: alsn
lot and building. 1901 South Fifth
west.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

WRIGHT ROLLER. l. HORSE
power cider press. Can be seen
nj Sisters hospital
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

FOR SALE-FOrR MILLION FEET
timber near new railroad. For par
ttCulars address II. NJ. Stringham,
Cyr. Mont.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
HOME SEEKERS,
INSURANCE.

l. l.. BEATLIET. AGENT IN MIS-
soula county for the Mutual Life In
surance company of New York 4
postal addressed to Box I67 win
reach him.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

APPLES AT FIRST ORCHARD WEST
OF flour mill
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

FAMILY DRIVING; HORSE. GEN
tie: can he driven by lady or child.
Inquire Green 4 EIlinghouSe barn.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

RrRRER-TIRED SINGLE RUGBY
and harness: cheap. 2l2 f Cedar
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
BUILDING CONTRACTORS.
STORAGE.
CLEANING AND DTEiNG.

PARTISAN CLEANING. DYEING &
Feather Works. 52s Woody street:
phone 720. q. Il. Schassberger. man
aEer.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
ASSaYEES.

LEWIS a. WALKER. ASSAYERS
and chemists. los y Wyoming.
Butte.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
HELP WANTED

WANTED-WAITRES LADY COOK
on ranch, girl for Homework and
many other jobs we have for ladies;
concrete men, So; lumberjacks. $3.50:
hay hand. railroad laborers. etc
Western Employment Agency, I22
Higgins avenue, phone 40 red.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE,

IF YOU WANT TO BUY OR SELL
farms or town property in Sanders
county, address Western Montana
Exchange. Plains, Mont.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

FOR SAlE-MIScEll

FOR sALE-Gas range. 4o1 n. 4th
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
MACHINE

MisS0ULA IRON WORKS; MA
chine work: brass and iron casting
made To order; light and heavy
htacksmithing- Corner Toole ave-
nue and Bitter Root tracks
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19

O. X. EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. 327
Higgins avenue: phone 694-Whcel-
or holders. $3.50: slip holders.
s2.25: SINNERS. S225: pick anr'
shovel men. $2.25: west. free fare
Station men. tents and tools fur
nished: laborers. $2.40: cordwood
cutters, $3.50 per cord. 1G-inch wood,
81 per rick: four ranch hands. $40
Il month.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

RUG AND CARPET WEAVING; 1912
Vine street.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1909-08-19
FEE ED CORRAL.

LIVERY. FEED AND SALE STA
BILE. Ludwig & Hnckaha. opposite
n0st0fficc. phone 5S4.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-02-03
AYHAWKER JOTS

Mrs. Myra McHenry evidently has
one good friend in the Arkansas City
Traveller. 1t finds fault with the To-
peka newspapers because they did not
mention the fact that Mrs. McHenry
was present at the election of Joseph
L. Bristow to the United States senate.
A soldier at Fort Riley sent money
to a girl back east to bring her on to
him with the expectations that she
would become his wife. He went so
far as to get a marriage license. She
travelled to Junction City all right but
took up with another fellow. This is
piece of hard luck that may turn
out to be good luck.
A practical joke of mirth provoking
propensities was pulled off in Chanute
recently. The ,Emporia Gazette tells
in Chanute fell in love with beautiful
maiden, and practically abandoned his
roommate, who became lonesome and
discouraged. Said the roommate:
You go to visit that girl every even
ing, and spend the Sundays with her,
and all you use the room for Is to
shine your shoes in The lover smiled
a superior smile and put on a glad
usual evening visit. He was having
an elegant visit with Jemima in the
parlor of her Fathers Abode, when
there came ring at the front door;
and when the portal was opened in
there stepped a stately drayman from
the nights Plutonian shore, bearing a
trunk, which he dumped upon the
floor and disappeared in the darkness.
1t was the lovers trunk. sent after him
by the moroSe roommate. The feel
ings of the young man may be i'm
agined to some extent; and he wasn't
consoled much by the behavior of the
girl, who started to litter and then to
laugh, and then to yell, until she had to
stuff antimacassars and doilies and
such things into her mouth in vain
effort to control her merriment."
1.-The editor of this paper" says the
Concordia Kansan, had to mail let
ter this morning on the Union Pacific
train. 1t was a strange coincidence
that the Marrying Mary company,
with its beautiful chorus girls. was to
go on the same train. This fact SEEM
ed sufficient warrant for such old fos-
sils as Joe Fell and Charley Lane,
whose offices we had to pass, to raise
their windows and make funny re-
marks about the incident in our pres
ence, and where the beautiful young
chorus girls could hear them. What
were those two old has-beens doing,
hattening their noses against the win
t1ows, watching passengers going to
the train, among them the aforesaid
beautiful young women, and, incl
dentally, an innocent and utterly I'M
sophisticated editor man going to put
a letter on the train? If worse comes
to worse, fellows, the worm will turn.
We know you'll attempt to work the
brothers in the same lodge business
on us-but it won't go. The fact that
that those beautiful chorus girls had
to go away on the same train. ought
not to be used as circumstantlal evil
dence by two of our fellow citizens
who pretend to be our friends, that we
had any interest in the blamed show
but, say, dog-goned if they weren't
mighty fine looking girls all right all
right"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-02-03
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atchison Globe.

IFrom the Atchison Globe.1
We have often wondered how tur-
key would taste in August.
Seven out of ten men who call at a
business Office, are schemers.
1t is surprising how many grown
people there are who can't spell.
The longer we live, the less atten-
ton we pay to what people say.
Some people laugh at a good many
things they ought to be ashamed of.
When a man becomes bald, he is
old, no matter what his age may be.
Every literary society has for it's
foundation a little of the mutual adj
miration idea.
Time is not blamed If a worried
woman looks old, but you bet her hus-
band catches it.
A disagreeable man always acts SUI
perior: That is one of his ways of
being disagreeable.
A church girl who has a beau who
is generous with his money, is regard
ed as a pudding by the finance COM
mittee.
1t greatly surprises young people
to learn that anyone hates them. 1t is
an equal surprise to the old to be told
that someone likes them.
A conceited man thinks he knows
more than any one else in the world,
which. after all, wouldn't be knowing
enough to be conceited over.
Our idea of nerve is for the man
who usually ShaVeS htmSelf, TO COM
plain of the BARRIERS skill on the rare
occasions when he patronizes one.
The stories your enemies tell on you
can't hurt much; people know they
have it in for you. 1t is the things
your friends tell on you that do the
damage.
Every time a girl wants to find any
thing in her top bureau drawer, she
gets stick, and stfrs everything in the
drawer round and round. If what
she is looking for doesn't come to the
surface, then she is satisfied it isn't
there
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-02-03
NEEDS OF WoRKrNGNEN.

No one will deny that the conditions
in Kansas encircling many of the
classes of workingmen in the state
can be improved materially, especial
ly those surrounding the men work.
ing in the mines who are numbered
by the thousands and those working
in other fields as WELL 1t is such
meetings as that which is being in
dulged in by the Kansas Society of
Labor and Industry that focus the
public attention upon the needs of the
workingmen and the steps that
should be taken to meet them. And
such demands as the laboring men of
Kansas have to make will be directed
to willing ears if they are honest and
fair, for the employers of Kansas, en-
joying the prosperity that they do,
are in position and of a disposition
to treat their employees with full JUS
tice. They, as does everyone else,
recognize the fact that the laboring
man, next to the farmer. furnishes
the strongest sinews in the life of the
land and their proper nourishment
and development mean the progress
sion of the upbuilding of material
things of the state and the nation.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-02-03

bank tellin' that the North Side pack
age was a fake. You didn't see me
switch it; you didn't even know I was
in tn cage, but was there all right,
and that's how it is that you got back
the same package you thought you was
givin' Mr.. Fielding. I'm there, too,
when it comes to handin' lemons and
ounces"
Telephone Mr.. Beekman and your
friend Moran to come down here at
once" commanded Sommers. "Groll.
you know best whether or not to make
arrangements to sell out your interest
in the business"
You needn't send for Beekman," said
Groll. sullenly, as he laid a heavy and
OBTAINING hand upon Stubs shoulder.
You can let Vannerson buy me out If
you want to. This devilish kid is too
smart for his own good. II you let a
word out about this I'll kill you" he
added as his nervous fingers frightened
their grip on Stubs shoulder until the
boy WINGED with pain
"Forgit it." admonished Stub. IT put
a keep off the grass sign on Miss
Vance, an that's all was after. 1
guess. that goes,'
leased the boy and followed his partner
into the private office to arrange the
details of the sale of his interest.
None of the others had noticed the
little group and as Stub hltched off to
his desk he looked at the trim figure
of Gertrude Vance seated at her ma
chine.
IT wish't 1 was big enough to marry
her myself" he unused, but it's the
next best thing to see her marry Mr..
Fielding. Anyhow, jest had to keep
Mr.. Groll often the grass. He's too
fresh-that uy."-(Copyrighted, 1909.
by the Associated Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-02-03
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.

lFrom the Philadelphia Record1
Printers ink enters largely into the
making of hero.
Even the diver doesn't amount to
much unless he gets down to work.
Gossip is merely a case of putting
two and two together and making five
II never occurs to some men that
the easiest way to get living is to
work for it.
Mother Ewes rainy day costume was
probably made from the leaves of the
rubber plant.
When a boy begins to wash his
hands and face without being told look
for the girl in the case.
Although opera may be sung in
French, italian or German, the people
in the boxes still continue to talk Eng
lish.
There is just as much difference he
tween the real and the ideal as there
is between a woman and her photo
graph.
Wise Guy. eyes. and the trust mag
nate wants to be the property man."
added the Simple Mug.
Blobbs-'I told Miss Antique that
marriage was a lottery" Slobbs-
What did she say?" BIobbs-'FWant-
ed to know where she could get a
ticket"
she-"I rode out to West Philadel-
phia in the same car with you the
see you.' she-''I know 1t. You had
a seat, and was Standing
1.-The greatest blessing a man can
bestow upon woman is to ask her
to be his wife, remarked the married
man. And the greatest blessing a
woman can bestow upon a man is to
elor.