Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-08-04
VOICES OF-THE PRESS.

Maine.
VOICES OF-THE PRESS.
Ought to Hold Him Awhile.
Chicago News.)
When Senator Stone, of Missouri
gets the manners of dining-car walters
regulated to his liking he might see
what he can do to improve the manners
Of United States Senators.
And tho Summer Ought to Be Cooler
(Pittsburg Gazette Times)
With Messrs. LaFollette and ChamI
Clark missing from the Chautauqua cir.
cult this season, the conservation OF
our natural resources of oratory IS as
sured.
Where tho HoIIer Comes In.
philadelphia Ledger)
Cubans have discovered an instance
of graft amounting to $254,OO0. Grea,
is felt on the part Of the
populace not in the deal.
Got All the limelight.
Denver Republican,
1t was pretty clever of Prof. Eliot tc
put over his new religion when Sc
many old ones had suspended bushes;
for the summer.
Bill Can Make Himself Useful.
(New York Post.)
The 6irt will now fly faster on the
Isthmus. The hot-air blast will be in
troduced when Mr.. Bryan arrives
Anybody Remember Kern?
washington Post.)
Now and then, lest he should forget
Mr.. Kern rattles the skeleton in the In
diana Democratic closet.
Anxiousiy Awaited. .,'
cleveland Plain Dealer.)
Plans and full specifications of the
new Eliot religion are anxiously await
ed.
"DevoutIy To Be Wished"
cleveland Plain Dealer)
National Hay association is in ses-
sion at Cedar Point. Hope it will moi
introduce new breakfast food.
Chance to Do His Worst.
(Houston Post.)
George Bernard Shaw expresses dis
approval of Theodore Roosevelt. Here's
where the Triggerologist can use car
boy of invective without irritating any
body in any country.
Warning for Nelson.
Chicago Record-Herald)
Yet the Shah of Persia once had AZ
much confidence in himself as if he had
indeed been an Aldrich
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Pertinent.
Edythe-I just love art
Embellishments his last name?-
Judge.
Change Of Subject Desired.
Small-A normal human brain weighs
two pounds fifteen ounces.
Waite-Let's talk about things that
concern us.-Judge.
The Burning Question.
"And now, ladies'" concluded the
lecturer on woman's rights to her
sisters, Il am ready to
answer any questions" %a
would you mind telling u.s. ven
tured one fair auditor, Where you got
that perfect love of hat?'-Tit- Bits.
Finance and Experience.
1T is hard to succeed in finance
without experience" said the observer
Yes" answered Mr.. Dustin Stax
There must be experience; and one of
the objects of the game is to let other
people get most of it."-Washington
Star.
They Had To.
Mr.. De Bore-The hours fly when
am with you.
Miss Tersleep-Well, that's one com
fort.-Cleveland Leader.
Hope Of the Father.
Daughter-Father. dear, father, won't
you forgive John and me for clipping
Father, Dear Father-Yes. if you-el
-elope again right away.-Judge.
Was Not to Blame.
Young man. said the stern parent
when I was your age I had to work
for a living" well. sir" answered
the frivolously inclined youth, I'm no,
to blame for that. I have always dis
approved of my grandfather's attitude
in the matter. "-Washington Star.
Cost Too Much.
Meenister-"And why didn't We come
to the kirk last Sawbath?" Sandy
Il had nowt but shillin' in my claes
That's over muckle siller to pit in tn
box all at ain time
Cleveland Leader
Early Memories.
Adam unused.
Our case was peculiar" he said
we doubled up before we ate the an.
pie. New York Sun
Effects Of the Medicine.
Doctor-'Did you give your HUSBAND
the powder I left. Mrs Mulligan? p
Mrs. Mulligan-"Indade Oh did, sor
An he's been BLOWN me up ivir since.
Proof Of the Pudding.
Say. ma. who did the baking to.
day?' asked Farmer Wheatly Jane
my dear" answered Mrs. Wheatly
"Humph.' snorted Wheatly. DO 70,
know I've heard a pood dooJ about ~,