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The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
Wants Him Nearer.

It is all right in books for girl to
have q lover who w0rships her from
afar, but outside of books she wants
aim to come q little nearer.-Atchison
Globe.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
A Dutch Auction.

A Dutch auction is the name given
to a public sale in which the auc-
tioneer fixes a price upon the article
to be sold, above its value, and then
gradually reduces it until some one
closes with an offer.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
Fame.

Proud Author-"Have you seen my
new book? l hope you will lose no
time in reading it." You can bet on
that. lost time enough reading your
last one"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
Are Seen Best from AfaT

Many a prominent man whom we
have known only by reputation stands
forth in our minds eye as Colossus;
close contact Is apt to shatter our idol
and metamOrphOse our giant into
pigmy.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
N>l,.tln WALNUT Tree.

Felled at Amersham. near Harrow
England, walnut tree measured "a
feet round. weighed ten tons and the
trunk realized $245.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
Promising Youth.

"You don't know how proud am OF
my younger brother Jerry" said Mrs.
Lapsling. Before he had been In col
lege three years he got his bacchana'
liam degree"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
Az 4 StandStill.

Hewitt-"How IL your wife getting
along?" Jewett-"She isn't getting
along; she IL the, same age she wal
when I married her"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28

Chinese First 8readmakers.
It is stated that the first bread was
made by a Chinese.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
Reality.

Nothing IL high because It IL in .
high place: and nothing is low be-
cause Il Is In Q low one.-Dickens.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
And in Moderation.

Language is a wonderful and often
a dangerous thing. ard should be
handled with observation-disclosures
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
a.e4 a,iA far ceetain Fish.

Worms known as might walkers"
are not merely q substitute bait fol
eels' catfish and bullheads. but are.
IN fact. the best bait that can be used
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
In the Lions Den.

First Martyr Ito second ditto)-
Well. old chap, there's one consola-
tion-there won't be any after-dinnel
speeches-The Sketch.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28

cermany's Great Advantage.
German soil feeds nine-tenths of her
people.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
But Not the End.

Fooled again." said the chocolate
drop, as he was envelOped in his sill
yer wrapping.-Harvard LampOOn.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28

We want you to try Re1all Orderlies at
our risk. We know there is nothing that
will do you SO much good. We will refund
your money without argument if they
fail to satisfactorily relieve constipation.
They are eaten like candy. They do not
grippe or purge. Ideal for children. Two
sizes. Ioe. and zsc.
POLLOCK & co.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
FRITZ W. A. PAUL
Professor OF Music

Violin and Piano. all Brass and Reed Instru-
monts.
At home for intending students Tuesdays
and Fridays. g to p. IN.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
ALWAYS Plain to Other

1t never takes other people long to
find out when man is fOOling him
SELF
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
(h1utauqua Programs

Every program contains something
ypu will want to hear.
All subjects occupying the attention
Of the nation will be discussed By
able men.
Hear Lou J. eeauehamp, the Sun.
shine Orator.
William Rainey Bennett, Of Indiana,
one Of the best orators on the plat
form, and dozen other big men.
Strong double programs each
afternoon and evening.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28

Irish Proverb.
Success often leads to insOlerce.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28
WEST Bound.
EAST BOUND.
BRANCHES.
NORFOLK.
Daily except Sunday.

NOTE:
Nos. 1, 2, Z and are extra fare trains.
Nos. 4. 5, Ii and II are local passengers.
Nos. IS and 50 are local freights-
Nos. 9 and Is are mail trains only.
No IA due in Omaha AS p. m.
No. doe in Omaha $50 p. m.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1909-07-28

Miss Marguerite Kirk.
smith
Miss Kirksmith displays marvellous
ability on the cOrnet in her solo
as we'll as concert work with the
orchestra.
Her cOrOnet solos will be one Of
the features of the ChautauQua while
the Kirksmiths are here.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17
900 90 . . >>>>H . Z
NEititiLL 1TENS. .
Q . . . . . . . . . . 900 Q .

iioary Anderson has q ans soda
fountain established In tho postonico
Dailding.
Mr. iiaskins and son. Calvin. loft
for Mt. iiebon Monday morning. 70.
turning the samo week.
The Merrill library 10 open every
RftoFnooh from ono to nve O'Clock
". =. whitney went to Kiamatb
Falls last Monday TO return with
ala wito aud children. who spent the
winter In Cottage Grove.
There WAS special singing st the
Methodist Church last Sunday morn.
ing and evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Gus Peterson have
recently come from klamath Falls
and are living In the cariock build.
Ing.
The Whitney mercantile has In
most OF It's summer goods.
Mrs. Jack ponclicy has moved her
millinery stock into tho building ess,
Of tho Riverside Hotel.
Instead OF having . regular whist
party Saturday evening. the members
lad q dance In tho cariock hall.
Mr.. Palmer started IN TO paint thc
Richclieu Hotel Monday.
Lee Clemmins. who has been sick
with typhoid fever. has greatly I'm.
proved.
Mrs. Carr 10 selling her property
hero and expects 10 leave for South
orn California soon.
q. u. Graybaci moved bis famil,
back 20 tho ranch this week.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17
SALE OF INTERESTS IN REAL
ESTATE ~ GUARDIAN.

by virtue OF an order Of sale. duly
made and entered by the County
Court OF the State OF Oregon. for the
County Of Klamath. on the ?7th day
u March. "A. D.. 1909. authorizing.
empowering and licensing me. as the
Guardian. Of the persons and estates
Of Lester Stacy Colahan. clifford
Johnson colahan. and Stephen Cola
han. Minors. to sell At private sale
the certain interests. and all the
right. title and interest OF said min.
ors In and to the following described
real property. situated In the County
OF Klamath and State OF Oregon. to-
wit: The one-eleventh interest
owned BY said Lester Stacy colahan
and clifford johnson coiahan. such
interest being owned Jointly BY them
In such real property. and the one
eleventh interest owned b. said step
hon colahau In such real property.
which 10 described a. follows:
The sw Y Of the sWh Of Sec. IS:
the Sen Of tho sEh Of Sec. i6: the
NEN OF the NEN VI Sec. 10: the
Nwk. the swh Of the NEN. the
ny Of the SEX. the SEX OF the
SEX OF sec., 90: tho WI Of the
Nwk. the Nwk OF the Swh OF
Sec. 90. and tho MEX Of the NEx
OF Sec. 81. all In Township 81. 8. r.
IN East OF the wiliammetts Meri-
dian. In Oregon. containing In all
900 acres Of land. according to the
Government Survey thereof.
That I will from and after the
s7th day OF April. 1903. proceed to
sell. and continue until sold. to sell
At private sale. for cash In hand.
subject to the confirmation OF the
abovs-named Court. said interests.
and all the right. title and estate
which the said Minors. or either OF
them have In and to said described
real property,
Applications to purchase such In.
terests may bs made to mo. Joseph |
p. coiahan. OF Dairy. klamath Coun.
~. Oregon.
Dated and arst pablished March
seth, 1909.
JOSEPH r. cotAHAN.
Guardian Of tho persons and o.
tates OF Lester Stacy colahan. Cliff
ford johnson Colahan and Stephen
colAhAn. Minors. sat t.2<
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17
NOTICE.

There arc funds In the City Treas
ury for the redemption OF all war
rants protested on and prior to July
81. 1906. Interest on above war
rants will cease from date.
Dated this 7th day OF April. 1909.
J. W. siEMENs.
City Treasurer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17

Hello. Sim! What's your hurry
I'm going to MASON \ sLOCGH's
ABSTRACT CFFItE 10 order mn ah.
strsct. u you need one. that's the
place 20 60. First door northeast Of
tho American Bank 4 Trust Co.. on
Main street. 3
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17

klamath county headquarters In
san Francisco IL the Hotel Savoy.
,orner Van Ness Avenue and Ellis
Street. Walter y. Conner. prop. Take
Turk and Eddy" street cars at Ferry.
get Oh at Van Ness aud walk one-haif
block north. 3-ls-3m
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17

Genuine Edison" Photographs.
IN easy installments. at T.. W. Mul-
crs. cor. 9Th and Main. 22tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-04-17

Order your leo from o X Trans.
fer Company. <.i2tf
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
IS Badness pooMED7
saltlmors Specialist Says II ls I'm
necessary, and Proves II.

Baltimore, Feb. 2l.-Tho intense in
terest in the wonderful work that is
being accomplished In Baltimore and
other cities by VIM. Chas keene. pres
ldont of the Lorrimcr Institute. con.
tlnues undated. Many cases OF bald.
ness and faded hair Of years standing
have been remedied by the remark
able preparation being distributed from
Mr.. Keene's laboratory, and its fame Ia
spreading far and wide ana thousands
Of persons are using this remarkable
hair food with gratifying results.
What makes this treatment more
popular is tho fact that free trial out
fits are sent by mail prepaid. Those
who wish to try It are strongly ad
viscd to write to Mr.. Kcene at the
Lorrlmcr Institute, Branch PA. Baltl-
more, Md. They will receive the full
trial outfit free Of charge and much
useful information about the hair
which will put them on the road to
rapid and certain Improvement.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Educated Trick Horse Killed.
Mothers, connress Ariourns.

New Orleans, lathe National
Mothers Congress adjourned Monday
after sessions which began last Thurs
day. II was announced the next meet
ing would be held In Denver In June,
exact date yet to be decided upon.
Three new departments were ere
ated, the most important of which IL
the Parents Educational Bureau OF
America" in the promotion Of which
the Mothers Congress will have the
assistance of the United States gov,
crnmont. provision already having
been made for the free printing and
distribution of literature thereof.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
THE VERY LAST.

Professor Munyon has Just issued n
most beautiful useful and complete Al.
manac; il contains not onlyall the scien.
t!fiC information concerning the moon
phases, in all the attitudes but has II.
Illustrated articles on how to read char.
nctcr by phrenoloGy. palmistry and
birth month. 1t also tells all about
card reading, birth stones and their
meaning, and gives the Interpretation
Of dreams. II teaches beauty culture,
manicurng gives weights and meas.
urcs, and antidotes for poison. In fact,
Il Is Magazine Almanac, that not
only gives valuable information, but
will afford much amusement for every
member Of the family, especially for
parties and evening entertainments.
Farmers and people in the rural dis.
tricts will find this Almanac almost
Invaluable.
Il will he sent to anyone absolutely
free on application 10 the MUNYON
REMEDY COMPANY, PHILADEL
pHIA
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
PRIZE FOOD
palatable, Economical, Nourishlng.

A Nebr. woman has outlined the
prize food in a few words, and that
from personal experience. She writes:
After our long experience with
Grape-Nuts, cannot say enough In Its
favor. We have used this food almost
continually for seven years.
I'VE sometimes tried other adver.
tlsed breakfast foods but we invariably
returned to Grape.Nuts as the most pal
ntable, economical and nourlshing
OF all.
when quit tea and coffee and be-
gan to use Postum and Grape-Nuts
was nervous wreck. ! was so ir.
ritable / could not sleep nights, had
no interest in life.
After using Grape-Nuts short time
I b-gan to improve and all these all
cIeats have disappeared and now l am
we'll woman. My two children have
been almost raised on Grape-Nuts,
which they eat three times q day.
They are pictures OF health and
have never had the least symptom oi
stomach trouble, even through the
most severe siege Of whooping cough
they could retain Grape-Nuts when all
else failed
"Grape-Nuts food has saved doctor
bills, and has been, therefore, mort
economical food for u.s."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," In pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above Iettcrf A new
one appears from time 10 time. They
are genuine, true. and fun of humgn
inherent,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

'ieve I would not be living today"
says Mrs. Hinson. MY eyesight was
poor, suffered with nervous, splitting
headaches, spots would dance before
my eyes, and at times / would be so
dizzy / would have TO grasp some
thing for support. My back was so
weak and painful / could hardly bend
over to button my shoes and could not
get around without suffering severely
Doan's Kidney Pills helped me from
the first, and continued until practi.
cally well again"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Castro Plans Return 10 Venezuela.

Drcsden.-Cipriano Castro, former
president of Venezuela, is planning
to return 10 that country and
resume the life OF private citizen.
Several weeks ago he sent letter 10
President Gomez setting forth his pur.
pose to return and his willingness TO
voluntarily recognize Gomez as presi,
dent by retiring from the presidency
himself. hut he has received no an,
swer to this communication.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Poor Pat.

The surgeon Of large hospital was
paying a visit 10 the patients when he
come to a cot wherein lay an Irish
man who was not bearing his pain
very bravely, for he was groaning
loudly.
"Oh. come, my poor fellow" remon.
strated the surgeon, try and bear
your pain like man. It's no use
kicking against Fate"
"Shure, you're roight, SORT" groaned
the Irishman. who had been severely
kicked by mule, specially whin
they're the. fate OF a mulev'-Ex.
change
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

A young American. who is particular
about his washing. the other day wrote
Il note to his laundress and one to his
sweetheart. and, by strange fatality,
put the wrong address on each envel-
ope and sent them on. The wash.
woman was delighted at an invitation
TO take 4 ride the next day. but when
the young lady read III you tumble up
my shirt bosom any more as you did
the last time, | will go somewhere
else" she cried all the evening and
declared she would never speak 10 him
again
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
To Complete Canal BY 1914.

Chicago. Ill.-lsham Randolph
one of the seven engineers who accom-.
panied Prcsident.elect Taft to the
canal zone. said Sunday that he can
see no reason why the Panama canal
should not be completed by 1914--one
year earlier than has been expected
generally. He declared that the con.
ditions in the canal zone are excellent
and the salaries pail average 40 per
cent more than in the United States.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the seat OF The disease. Cltarfh "a blood or cOnst
utnna disease, and IN order 90 cure Il you must take
Internal remedies. Halls Catafrh Cure Il taken In
tgrnay. aud acts directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces, Halls CatArrh Cur Il not quaCk uedi-
cine IL was prescribed by one Of the best physicians
IN this country tor years and Is regular prescription
Il Is composed ~ thr best TONES known, combined
with the best blood purlnc.H, acting directly on tho
mucous surfaces Tie perfect combination ~ the
two Ingredients IA what produces such wonderful re-
suits IN curing catarrh. Send for testimonials FREE
T. J. CHENEY 4 co, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists price sc
Take Halls Family rms for constipation.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

that constant feeling
OF dullness and tired.
ness. will find hope
in the advice of Mrs.
Mary Elinson Of 81
Strother St., Mt.
Sterling, Ky. Had
| not used Doan's
Kidney Pills ] be.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

THE young man is smitten with you,
jeanette. He says you radiate happi
ness"
"Gracious!"
And he also said you radiate
beauty"
My"
And wisdom"
Dear me. how funny"
What's funny. dear?"
why, he must think am a radia.
tor"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
No Heed Paid TO BeaoIna Letters.

As nearly as can be ascertained, the
wealthy persons of New York city re-
ceive $4,000 begging letters day
from strangers, and the writer's stand
q better chance OF finding money than
in getting from them, for even the
most liberal of philanthropists do not
dispense their charity excepting &C
cording to careful plans and after In
vcstigatlon.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Actor Dies on Train.

Milwaukee, Wis-Leon Wachs.
ner. actor, manager impressario--a
figure unique in American theatricals
died on the Twentieth Century Lin.
tied near Buiralo. Wachsncr was head
of the Milwaukee German stock com
pany appearing at the Pabst theater
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
To Cut Wages of 100000 Employees

New York--The United States
Steel corporation has decided
to make general reduction In wages
before May l. The reduction will az
feet 100000 workmen and the yearly
saving to the giant trust will be s75,.
100000.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
ThouuhtfuI Child,

They are consderato youngsters in
England, as most people know. A lit
tie boy whose grandmother had just
died wrote the following letter, which
he duly posted: Dear Angels: We
have sent you grandma. Please give
her n harp to play. as she Is short.
winded and can't blow a trumpet
London Tit.Bits.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Insurance knent is Suicide.

Tulsa, Oklahoma.-William Ian.
caster is believed to be the name Of
the young insurance agent who com.
mittcd suicide here Sunday He
was known in this city us George Il
Ruyan Of Kansas City.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
Death Stops the Honeymoon.

Ottawa, Kansas.-Miss Hazel Wash.
burn WAS married to Roy w.
Stookey of ST. Louis. They left on
their honeymoon, but when they
reached Kansas City they found q
message announcing the death of the
brides mother.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
8 KILLED ON WAY
To GREET FLEET
A SouTHBoUID PENNSYLVANIA
TRAIN coLLIDES WITH LOCO.
MOTIVES ON SIDING.
FLAMES TRAPPED VICTIMS
Trainmen Lose Lives, Many Passen.
gers Tossed From. Seats
Being injured Two
Seriously.

Delmar. Del.--With its coaches
filled with passengers on their
way to Norfolk to witness the
Homecoming OF the battleship fleet,
the first section of Pennsylvania pas.
senger train No. 40. south bound, ear.
ly Monday ran into blind siding and
collided with two locomotives in the
yards here.
Immediately following the collision
a combination baggage and mail car
and a baggage car of the passenger
train caught fire.
Eighth Body Still In Debris.
Seven bodies have been recovered
and another is believed to be still in
the wreck. The identified dead are:
J. d. McCreedy, Wilmington. Del,
baggage master; Oliver Perry, Phila.
delphia, express messenger: W. b.
Cochrane, Philadelphia, mail clerk;
]. W. Wood, Wilmington, Del. mail
clerk; II, NJ. Davis, Marydel Del.
mail clerk; F. l.. wilhelm, Whining
ton. Del, mail weigher
The passengers were severely shak
en- up, many being tossed from the
seats and slightly injured.
Two passengers were painfully In.
jurcd, one of whom is Miss sophia
Ashansopilos. of Memphis Tenn hurt
about the shoulders.
Educated Trick Horse Killed.
Princess TriXie. the famous oducat
ed trick horse belonging to the Prln.
cess TriXie theatrical company was
killed. The groom, Lewis Brockway,
riding in one Of the baggage cars
with his charge, was injured inter.
nally and removed to the Salisbury
hospital
Traffic was delayed an hour and a
half
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
MOI Worth eotherlna WIN.

Patient-Doctor, I've got pain GOV.
ering n spot just about as large as a
half dollar | should say, right under
my left shoulder blade
Doctor-Humph! II the pain area is
no larger than that 1t isn't worth
bothcring with. Wait until It gets
about the size of two.dollar bill, then
come around and see me.-lllustrated
Sunday Magazine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
How LorelIa Was Interested.

While the visitor told how he had
ridden 30 thrilling miles on the COW.
catcher of locomotive. hve.year-old
Lorclla listened attentiyely. AS he
concluded she asked: Did you catch
the COW, Mr.. Blank"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
White and Negro XIII Each Other.

Eldorado, Arkansas.--John OIL.
each other Sunday. Franklin had
a negro named Ford shot and killed
each other yesterday. Franklin had
evidently been warned that the negro
was after him.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

No harmful drugs in Garfield Tea, Ma.
lures LAXATIVE, is composed wholly OF
clean, sweet. hcalthrivlng Herbs For con.
slIpation, liver and kidney troubles.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

Even when the gates OF prayer are
shut the gates OF tears are OPEN
Hebrew proyerb.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

Lungs. Browns Bronchial Troches" give
relief. % cents n box. Samples sent free
by John J. Brown & Son. Boston. Mass
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

1t makes a woman awfully tired TO
see q man make n fool of himself
over any other woman.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

When mans heart is broken by a
woman he employs some other WON
an to mend It.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26
NEW STRENGTH FOR WoMEN's
BACKS.
How to Make a Bad Back Better.

Women who suffer with backache,
bearing down pain, dizzy spells, and
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

A man is never so utterly unoriginal
as when he Is lovemaking or praying
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar.
Made Of extra quality tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

pha, Is LAxATIyE PROMO M0 9uiTISE Loeb e,
over to Cure u Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

A woman probably feels blue when
she 10 green with envy.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1909-02-26

Some men have no excuse for being
sober when the lid is off.