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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-22

\ thousand laughs arc guaranteed by
the management or James TorbcS' latest
comedy. which comes 10 tho salt Lake
tlieater Thursday night. Mr.. Forbes is
ms former success. The Chorus Lady.
wi!l testify. Each ono uf these laughs
* inc logical sequence OF i natural
plausible situation IN the life OF a ioyial
already enjoyable performance Mr.
Forbes las intertwincd in his story Il
bit OF patilos here and there Bo! Blake
jolly, good-lookinG drummer. who i'm
peiuously preIud!ces his position by com
Ing Ia the rescue or II young girl who
as about "a lose bcr property. is a char
;,cter that the public loves and ad-
nnires. His hearty laugh and uniform
good nature IL bound To create for him
y warm circle of friends in this city The
company which Mr. Henry r. Harris.
city is ono al exceptional merit. every
member al which has been identified
With thu phenomenslIy successful runs in
New York ind Boston. aud the prociuc-
Ion III every detail VIII be- exactly the
same
Bernard DAILY. who appears in Sweet
lnnisfallen At the Colonial This week
song na Dan O'IiarI In Kerry Cow
Shaun Hhue" and "Rora OF the Hills"
rhls year NJ. Dal,- IS seen in the char
81 % hoy a%d % By his "%n roicine i." a"nrs orns 1n@
ready wit wips great favor with his au-
dience. Afr. Daily Will give ma tinec per-
formaDocs today and Saturday. Tucs-
dny evening tllc Eaelrs had possession
OF the Colonial. tornins out In n body.
They gave Mr.. Daily warm welcome.
in "Thr Bachelor" Clyde ritchs latest
comedy. for tho irst time IN this city
mr the shubert tlontcr starting next
FRIDAY night, Will 'n1t'nce Saturday,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-22
To Interest Government.

Governor Spry. Awho will attend the
launching Of the Nttleship Utah Thurs
day, will go from Camden 10 Washington
aud there will try TO interest tho acri-
cultural department in the convention
and in the improvement OF roads ll
Utah generally. 1t is the suthcntica ed
report that the government officials lool,
with favor upon Utah as field for on
GRAFTON in this line, and that the gov
ernor's mission is likely to he attended
with success.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-22

Don overlook "LIGHTS AND
SHADOWS OF MORMONISM when
selecting Xmas gifts. You couldn I
choose moro appropriate present for a
relative or friend who is interested in
Utah s history. For sale by all news
sent postpaid upon receipt of price,
S1.e5.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-22
HOLIDAY EXCURSION
Via Bamberger Line.

Ogden, SI00. On sale December %
24-25-3l, January |. Limit, January
3. All the other points one fare fol
round trip; II trains daily.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1909-12-22

"Thc NaGabond King" a great play.
Will be the offering for all next week
at the Shubcrt. There In nothing bet
ter in romantic drama than this delight
ful. II a trlfle absurd, story of the af-
fairs OF one OF tho little out OF tho way
Kingdoms OF Europe. There Is real com
edY Of Il high class. at least two pretty
love stories with any number of telling
situations. Tho producing company is
strong one. Alfred Swenson, who plays
the dual roles OF the vagabond and OF
from his work as Macdonald in THE
Wolf -
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

Wassed-3e0 sacks a ~ Dota-
toss. Early Ohio. uhsly H Wes1s
and Early Rose ase pseGwrel.
Address. Albsrs Raasnas, Nes1osl
California. 10
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
(Hss Csal IAsd)
u. a. Land Once at Lakevi,
orssvu, April 20. 1903.

Oregon. April 20. 1903.
NOTICE IL hereby given that
DANIEL JOHNSON. Of klamath
Falls. Oregon. who. on Nov. -
1908. made Timber and Stone Sworn
Statement No. 0ss7. for ny 81
Section II. Township 80 g.. Range
~ E.. WIN. Meridian. has ilcd
n6ties ~ tntensiop to make Final
Proof. = establish claim to the land
above lcseribed. before County Cierk
klamath County. at his once si
Kiamash Pals. Oregon. on the 18th
day Of August. 1903.
Claimant nanss ~ witnssses:
Yraak u. .upp. Of Klamath Falls,
Oregon: Henry O6enbachsr. OF Kia.
nath Fall. Oregon: ALVIN J. Swift,
OF klamath Falls. Oregon; Jshn
Anssi. OF klamath Fails. Oregon
Lester Kirkpatrick. Of klamath
Falls. Oregon; John J. Furbar. Of
Poksgams. Oregon.
y. n. WATSON.
5.ls Register,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

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northern grown Aussssy seesk yfu1e
trso- anl bsesy piAsA = .esQD -
sesipt1on. Bv9eTgfoo1o. OGnGn
Ptns. Australian HA
sDsvcs. oAads fsso. -o,gs11n3
lars. Rsaaiea olive. uo1Q -.
nm. etc. HI hardy. sasek
AI11s1 uoU1Aus
fs nseaeel, oa11o1sn1A.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

Accorlihs to the Chinese method OF
criminal prosecution. a man Is respon'
eible for the crime be may have com
mittsd personally. but II he chooses to
escape justice BY runutss away non
the place whsrv the deed was commit
erd then the remaining tnemoers OF his
Immaculate family Are held and pun
isbcd In lieu Of the real culprit, THIS
may seem q strange way VI attracting
the real criminal back to the scene OF
his crime, but Il appea,s to the rrli'
C,ous side of the mans supcestiticus
nature AccusAlne .to their, ssuHiea. tho
man who forsakss his parsnts when In
peril viii and his soul calling around
through hades without chart or com
pas, for all stsrnity. In view OF this.
compliance with the law Is very promps,
Tor Johps Chmanan does not care to
take the Asspstate shapts,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27
As explsina

why b Il. profrsscr." asked ths
yvuns man with the hsd eye. that
whn christnphsr ColumSas discov'
cred this countsy he didn't settle down
|1snd stay herer' .....
.Doub,less you are awarr. my youns
| ffSrud," auswervd the professor. "tha'
the Upauish form Of his name was
Cristovai Cssoor
YEA Af."
well. Q colon dos not mean ful'
stop. We will return now, young gen
usmsn, to the consideration Of the lee
uun. .".Exrhauge
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27
NOTICE no CONTRACTORS.

BIDS vii bs received by the ua-
dersigned, Tor repairing the Public
School Building walls according To
plans ssa apseincasioas. On ale with
School Clarh. District No. !. until the
2?nd AAy Of Nay
~ os4ss School Board. District
No. !. Klamath County. Oregon.
Is J. w. SiENEN0, Clerk.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

Thsev b nothing - healthy q. plenty
u AunAd .aaturs about ons. youas. old
and middle aged. When we stay at
home TOO much VI associate eutirsly
with q vssy limited circle vs lose the
proper sense VI perspective. The few
lndividmh whom We like sssume giant
rrupeetieos y COR th00ShtS and the
esse e - WOad Hsreoss
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27
TJ6XYx9R rAlls, THURSDAY. MAY q. lsos.
JUST TIME.
The Wsndsrful Psrt Il P'ays IN ths
earth's History.

The Wsndsrfut Part II P'ays N shs
~ earth's History.
|. Iyuly Il y hard for Us to realiss
what Z part time has played In the
safth's history Just time. duration-so
slowty, oh - slowly. have the great
changes been brought about. The
surnins Of mud and silt into rock IN
~ bottom VI The old ssas seems to
havo bsea merely . question Of time.
Ma does not become rock In mans
uns DOR vegetable matter become coal
9hess pr6cssses are too slow for ra
~ nsxing and folding Of tie rocky
oerutA, miles dsep, under m oven pres
Lsuss = only Q Question of time. Allow
eins eaough ard force enough aud .
hyss Of Efanlte may be bent like &
~. IT, cSystals Of the rock sewn
= n101se theuselv0 to the strain aud
= NJ - Ssw positious Just a. they
- - usre rapidly 4 cake OF
- Sn1g bssanrs Probably ~ hu.
- agsqeD could aex q stratum ef
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

"Ns. and Mrs. Jymes never quarrel
DO theyr'
"No: neither VI them has the artis,r
tempesW ment. and they have never
claimed to G aihuitrs" 60 Rosiop
Giobs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27
chrrtlnn HIM On.

CUSTOMER twhn wants h'''" VI
,,,tnru,nhn winc, i=i-l want DO
ho.bo,,lr uf ipplp.r'p
shop 10y ,who hhs rcr'Nrn h''''''
Ouorn, Tntlrr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

n. in,V wan mus, not hr 'n'u
n, IL u traFrN base d-rslN"'
For when no ,aUno, nn hts ""rs
IA "a mat ancient spT,ng,lmr feNrr'
III 4. AaInolfn la New NurN feleR'sm
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

Each srrinu. ~ uurN a, toe
ilcr rovrF .~rda shr'n SOW.
Now In each payN Nnri uh' may -"
The woman with the hoe
-Judss
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27
Proorsss ,mpsded,

Progress ,mpsded,
vtrst Membrr- Mrs. he Strras didn't
have h~r way M the dress rcform
meeting this afternoon. did shr'
Second Member. No; her gown n'''d
hse - tightly that she couldn't make
Q motion. Puck.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

Packard plano. a. good - nsw. Tor
sale cheap for cash. Nrs. Ray D.
Hubbard. Oak strsse. bst6ssa tn
sth. 10
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

rhs, rsul,les, Guy,
"whnta his greatest FAULTY
His habit ~ claiming that he hasn't
sny."-st iouls Post Dispatch
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-05-27

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The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
Old sleuth Tale Brought Up to Date
by the Author.

Right in the mouth Of the tunnel our
hero lay, tightly bound across the
track. A few yards up the hillside
was his sweetheart, dashed to a tree.
Near by stood the villain Tarbox, arms
folded, a diabolical grin on his face,
as he invited the helpless girl to see
the destruction of her lover. What
could a him? Already there
echoed from the tunnel the roar OF
the express train as 1t Numbered down
the mountain slope toward its vic
tim.
Keep up your courage, dear said
the doomed man calmly. Providence
will yet provide an escape from that
scoundrel's tolls. never fear"
Lets see," murmured the great
author ~abstractedly, as he paused a
moment in his dictation. "How's she
going to get him out of that fix? She
can't rush wildly into the tunnel and
flag the train with a sulphur match,
because she's tied. She can't infiu-
ence the villain, because his is q heart
of stone. The engineer couldn't hear
her piercing shrek, because the train
Is in q tunnel. Her faithful hound
couldn't unite him. She oh, | have
It! OF COURSE" and he resumed his
dictation.
Just as the headlight Of the ap-
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
ONCE WI MET HIS MATCH.
Chinese Diplomat outwitted by Ameri.
can Railroad King.

The willy WI Ting Fang. the min
lister from China, whose frank and
penetrating questionings have made
him the joy of newspaper men and the
bane of the diplomat, for once met his
match in a brief encounter with E. H.
Hartman, the railroad magnate. Mr..
WI opened on Mr.. Hartman with this
naive inquiry:
How did you get control of all these
railroads? What did you do?"
Mr.. Hartman smiled and replied:
81 can answer you best by a story
about a prominent capitalist whom 1
once met. He was summoned to court
as a witness and was being questioned
as to his personal affairs.
What is your salary asked the
court.
Nothing was the unexpected an
swer.
"Well, what is your income from'all
sources, them continued the court.
Nothing maintained the witness.
"'What, do you mean TO say you
have no income whatever
Eyes
GLOW much do you spend in a
year,
about 100000 or So
eff you have nc income, yet spend
100000 a year, how do you do it?' was
the sharp rejoinder.
"'Ah,' was the response, that is my
secret. system.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
CONGENIAL WORK
And Strength to Perform 1t.

A person in good health is likely
to have a genial disposition, ambition,
and enjoy work. ,
On the other hand, if the digestive
organs have been upset by wrong
food, work becomes -drudgery.
Until recently" writes a Washing
ton girl, Il was a railroad stenog-
rapher, which means full work every
day.
Like many other girls alone in a
large city, l lived at a boarding house.
For breakfast it was mush, greasy
meat, soggy cakes, black coffee, etc.
after a few months of this diet I
used to feel sleepy and heavy in the
mornings. My work seemed a ter
rible effort, and l thought the work was
to blame-too arduous.
"At home l had heard my father
speak of a young fellow who went
long distances in the cold on Grape
Nuts and cream and nothing more for
breakfast.
II concluded if it would tide him
over a mornings heavy work, it might
help me, so ON my way home one
night l bought a package and next
morning I had Grape-Nuts and milk
for breakfast.
II stuck to Grape-Nuts. and in less
than two weeks / noticed improves
ment. I can't just tell how well I
felt, but I remember l used to walk
the IL blocks to business and knew
how good it was simply to live.
"As to my work-well. did you eve
feel the delight of having congenial
work and the strength to perform it?
That's how / felt. / truly believe
there's life and vigor in every grain OF
Grape-Nuts."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well.
yille," in pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letterl A new
one appears from time to time. They
rre genuine, true, and full OF human
interest.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
Salvation for The Heroine

preaching train twinkled into view far
up the subterranean passage, a sudden,
fierce gust of wind blew down the noun
tain, struck our heroine's hat, which
had been leaning against a tree, and
trundled it across the open space into
the cavernous mouth Of the tunnel. A
moment later was heard a long, harsh,
grating screech, and the locomotive,
its wheels tangled and locked in the
mammoth ruins of the hat, came to a
standstill with it's ~cowcatcher just
touching our hero's hair. Men de-
scended from the cab and released
him and the girl, while the wretch
Tarbox dashed away into the night,
shaking his clenched fists in bitter
anger at the sky.
Thank Cod" gasped our heroine
wildly, as she sank fainting into her
lovers arms. Thank God that I wore
my Merry Widow instead Of the usual
wild rose!"-Gorton Carruth In Judge.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12

for pointing out the way to IND QUICK
relief. Mrs. Turner used Doan's Kid
ney Pills for a rundown condition,
backache, pains in the sides and Kid
neys, bloated limbs, etc. THE way
they have built me up is simply mar
velous,'' says Mrs. Turner, who Is a
nurse. my health improved rapid
ly. Five boxes did SO much for me l
am telling everybody about it."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
Truthful Bessie.

There had been a lovers quarrel
and it was his first visit in two weeks.
Il guess you know there was a diff
ference between your sister and my
self" he ventured, trying to pump the
little sister.
YES, indeed" responded the latter
without hesitation.
"Well-er-do you think Clara will
make up when she comes DOWN."
Little Bessie leaned over nearer and
whispered:
"She ought to, Mr.. Bilkins. She Is
upstairs making up now"
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
His First Visit.

The wide check of his suit and his
monocle proclaimed his nationality
from afar. His first American &C.
quaintance, met on the steamer, had
supplied him with an immense amount
of strange and wonderful information
about the United States.
and since O are an Englishman,"
1t was explained, every store will at
one charge you from five to ten times
what they would ask an American"
"Ehi What?" said the Britisher,
aghast, and then with a look of great
cunning: But, my word! l shawn't
tell them, don't you know!"
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
Lucinda's Point Of View.

when / engaged you, Lucinda"
said the mistress to her colored cook,
you said you had no male friends.
Now almost every time / come into
the kitchen / find a nan there"
"Lor' sakes," laughed Lucinda, The
amt no male fren' o. NINE"
Then who is he?" demanded the
lady.
He am just ma husband" val the
reply.-Young's Magazine
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
MADE HIM SIT UP.

Wife-Ill make you sorry you ever
quarreled with me!
Hubby-What will you do? Go home
to your mother, / suppose?
Wife-No; I'll bring mother here!
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12

en- who suffer back
ache, constant lam
guor, and other COM
mon symptoms of
kidney complaint,
should be grateful
to Mrs. Minnie
Turner, of E. B.
ST., Anadarko, Okla,
The Tupelo journal., 1909-03-12
a NURSES EXPERIENCE.
sackache, Pains in the Kidneys, Bloat
ing. ETC., Overcome.

A nurse is expected to know what
to dc for common ailments, and wom-
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-08
FOREIGN MISSIONS.

Since we have been asked to give
our views on the foreign mission ques-
ton let me say, please, that was
glad, very glad, when saw that Mr..
Watson had begun to give the meth
DDS used in carrying on foreign mis-
sions an airing. / had wished for a
long time that some one would do it,
and had thought that perhaps Mr..
Watson would be the one. 1t seems
that he is about the only great Ameri-
can living now, who is courageous
enough to tell the truth about any and
everything.
Most surely I believe in preaching
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-08
Conducted by Grace Kirkland

it is polluted by the blood that has
been shed therein for which no expia-
ton has been made. Let us have some
hangings that will mean something,
that will make the man who is capa-
bic of taking the life of his fellow,
think seriously about how it would
feel to have halter around his neck
and his feet dangling in the air with
no support in reach. Such seeming
cruelty will be great mercy toward
the innocent"
1t is just the class of men they
want hanged, who wouldn't care a
hang for the hanging. No matter how
tempestuous, how infamed they might
be, there is still, with the educated,
intelligent slayer certain diabolical
Don't Care, which would make the
moose negligible.
But how he would FEAR life i'm
prisonment! The hope Of pardon
would scarcely palliate the fear, and
the pardoning power could be curbed
by public sentiment against its weak
or venal employment.
The fear Of death is growing so
slight, after all, that the churches are
even now talking Of changing their at
titude toward the suicide, some modif-
cation being apparently unavoidable.
But the fear Of being penned up, Of
being restricted in every liberty dear
to the healthy creature, is one that
can never cease to be effective. The
more reckless and fiery, the harder
would such punishment be to endure,
the more the thought Of it would in
terpose between premeditations of
crime and its commission.
Patrick, the slayer Of the aged mil
lionaire, Rice, has had his share of
Imprisonment already. He would pre-
fer death. And so would all men or
women in whose veins courses the
red blood that desires activity.
Until people are perfect, crime we
VIII nave Will uo3 OAC CuC PAODAOA VI
expiration need not be solved after
the reeking methods of the ancient
East, nor, indeed Of the modern, which
still believes in "exoculation," or
gouging out the eyes, and various
other forms of sickening dismember-
ment, presumably fitting the crime.
The Ten Commandments say, very
plainly, "Thou shalt not kill" And
doesn't modify this by any clause
excepting the sheriff or headsman.
You may destroy property, and re-
store it.; health, and nurse it back;
reputation, and rehabilitate it, but life
is the one thing that departs forever,
and he who takes it, legally or other
wise, must sweat the blood Of remorse
in vain.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1909-04-08
PAGE THIRTEEN.

ly would l give some Of the money
that | make to send the message of
the Nazarene to those who have heard
it not, but not one penny would [
give to get them to pretend that they
believe it.
support the foreign mission board
Of my church with the little that I can
give because I want to give to mis-
sions, and not because I endorse its
methods.
They tell us that the hospital, the
medical dispensary, the commissary,
the school and the college make up
what the missionaries call their Cen
tering wedge" Has the religion of
the Christ lost it's vital, attracting,
life-saving, life-giving power and be-
come mere material quantity that
has to be propped and bolstered up
to make it go? Or have men so
wrapped up the Word in their own
schemes and devices until those who
are looking to them for guidance
scarcely ever catch a glimpse of
truthq
James H. McConkey says that in
the Church Of today we "hear the
clang of much machinery, but not the
rushing, mighty wind"
Are there no longer those on the
earth who would follow Him because
He is the Christ? Those who follow
only for the loaves and fishes are not
worth spending any money upon.
have eften thought Of the injus-
tice and Inconsistency we exercise in
sending our money to clothe, feed and
educate the Chinese, japanese, the
Hindoos, ETC., when there are so many
boys and girls growing up in the
slums and factories Of the cities, and
as tenants and "half-croppers" on
our farms who, with their present sur
roundings, never can grow into de-
sirable citizens. Many of them have
absolutely no opportunity for i'm
provement, and even if such an OPP
portunity should come to them, the
unceasing toll and ever-present pow
erty of their lives have usually so
dulled and hardened them by the time
they are ten or twelve yeads old, until
they are perfectly listless and indif-
ferent.
| heard Christian gentleman say
not long since that it was getting to
be embarrassing to poor man to be-
long to the church. Preachers are
judged these days by their ability to
raise money, One who can't get his
church to contribute great amounts
to missions, colleges, and so on, isn't
considered worth counting. The
preachers have realized this, and some
of them have become almost frantic
in their efforts to make or sustain a
reputation.
1t takes person with level head
and good sense-one who does his own
thinking-to keep his self-respect un-
der the avalanche of denunciations
that some preachers and denomina
tional papers heap upon you, If you
can not give money to missions and