The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-05-21
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Low tied--these summer oKf0Fds.

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 up in arms-a certain little blue eyed baby doll last night but we're not calling any names. A cigar hoider--a dude that stands every afternoon about 4 o'clock to rup- Der at Montgomery's angel blondes ana brunettes as they meander by Tn all their eliminate loveliness.
 The roll call--when From" the wait CT announces that we have 'em not TOT supper.
 Open to argument-most any mar ried woman's mouth.
 Young actress went suddenly away from Trenton the other day ana the RsM'PaDsrib %an la bosrSng sa p house Suddenly go away and everybody says he skipped his board.
 Speaking of minstrel jokes about the biggest and best joke to the. whole business Is paying a dollar and nalf to go to the show.
 Our frog eating ,eontemporary The entitled, "A Musical Test" which tells us that a woman may be judged by her musical preferences. If she be fond of Verdi she is sentimsnta!; nt IT hence if she goes into raptures over a Charles K. Harris ballad she lives in Greenbriar and cuts all the stove wood, while If she is crazy about george society leader and drinks champagne and plays bridge in the morning.
 Near Salisbury. England they had a cricket match between women on one side and men on the other. Conditions of the match required the men to bat with broom handles and to field and bowl with the left hand; Fair speci- men of the female emancipation niove- ment. But what do you think, even through such a handicap the men won
 Tis now the sweet maid goth to pick
 Wild flowers in manner sentimental And 10 she hringeth home a tick
 But knows she did 1t accidental.
 What has become of the young lady who used to make crazy quilts. How dear to our hearts was the old
 fashioned bonnet. "A. .,
 So transformations, so neat ana all Today its a fright with thousand
 things on 1t.
 This new fangled. bespangled
 Peach basket hat. v
 
 Ever notice that the man who will walk miles and miles through the aust in a torch light Proeesaon ana 1a yelss ns like a Cemmanche Indian every step or ,s wifey even suggests that he get up ana walk the baby across the floor a little while in the night time to quiet its yelps?
 He who laughs last laughs best. When Mark Twain tells joke Eng land gets the real fun out of 1t after all. according to that
 Times are said to be so hard in Italy that a man can be hired to knife n- other for eighty-hve cents or two Tor
 "The jams that mother used to make are as nothing to the jim Jams that father used to make" said the frank but indiscreet college youth.
 'I,augh and reach out your hands among the stars" sings Edwin Mark ham. Wonder If Edwin has reference to some big theatrical manager?
 You notice the woman who suggests to her husband that he have his last years straw hat cleaned up and 1t will look as good as new never suggests anything like that for herself It Is as natural for a woman to want new 
 school girl to want to eat.
 Fourth of July falls on Sunday this year, but we don't think that will help matters any; they will celebrate both Saturday and Monday to make up for it.
 wisdom increases with the years a true saying no doubt but lots of peo- pie act the fool after they are grey headed
 Bill introduced in the Florida Leg islature provides that all hangings for murder shall take place In Jackson. vile Why is this7 Do they wish to use Jacksonville as a good place to de in or as an awful example?
 Mrs catt Is scratching her name among the stara
 Six foot snake was killed by a troll ley car on the main street of Charles ton Why, oh why don't they cut the weeds out there?
 Mir. Albert Ash and Miss Sarah Mon. day were married in Washington Fri lay Ash Monday" sounds out oi nlace Why couldn't the lady, have