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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03

'ltun to telephone, madam, and
reserve Il niche in the hall of fame
for the inventor Of this protector or
the ostrich plumes and such like on
your hat from the unsparing rain.
He's n PENNSYLVANIA, this great
man. Somehow. in the excitement
accompanying the discovery of his
marvellous boon to womankind, his
identity has been overlooked. But
not T6r. .long--they'll be erecting
statutes to his sainted memory yet.
Fabulous sums will be saved the
husbands OF this country by his
rare genius. Think of 1t. This man
has devised n waterproof cover for
ladies' hats. 1t Is as simple as II
well could be- II is nothing moro
than a circular piece of gossamer.
The margin OF the cover is hemmed
6 to form pocket for shirring
string and along this margin are
eyclets, also, for the string to pass
e. In and out
The whole affair is very light and
can be folded up into small com.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
UP TO
THE MINUTE

Peacock designs figure promi-
nently in decorative effects.
Black lace edged with velvet is
the latest thing in sashes.
For the dressy waist the tucked
sleeve is generally chosen.
Eyelet embroidery will maintain
its vogue the coming season.
Darned effects continue in favor
In the matter of embroidery.
Large spots and tiny ones are
mixed on some of the new wells.
The scarf Is almost indispensable
for both day and evening wear.
For evening wear there is every
variety of choice in the length of
sleeve. 1t may be quite short. or it
may reach halfway between Shout
der and elbow. or be long enough
to completely cover the arm and a
third of the hand.
Powered or striped slips for
young girls make a charmingly
youthful effect when under white
net or marquisette or white organ
die. When the transparency is it.
self lowered or striped, the slip
can be made plain.
Expensive and delicate lingerie
neckwear will prove durable if 1t
is washed at home. and the thrifty
woman who wants to undertake
this work, but dislikes going to her
kitchen for an iron. should pur-
chase one of the small ones that
are sold for the purpose,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
3PEA !! : y !;
&s@.ASn4M
STORESSs!X
NAUGHTY NICK.


alNick was big green parrot. He
knew a great deal. and liked to
say things that would make people
Jump.
His little master did not like to
20 to school. His mother had to
say, Hurry; you'll be late so Of
ten that Nick learned to say 1t,
too.
e Their house was not far from 4
school. and in the spring Nick was
set out on the porch every morning
5ust as the children were going
past.
j One morning four little girls
stood by the porch Hurry; you'll
be late" called loud voice,
q Every little girl gave a squeal
and ran as tight as she could go,
While behind they heard someone
laughing such queer, horrid laugh
ter. And when they got to school
twas not late at all!
The next day some little boys
came tearing into the school yard
in the same frightened way, and
the next day n pretty young teacher
came hurrying up.
After awhile everyone found out
about Nick. Then. instead of run
ming when he called and letting
him laugh, the children would
stand still and laugh at him, Nick
did not like that at ALL and so
after awhile he just turned his
back on the street and would not
even look that way.
tie liked to tease other folks,
hut he did not like to be leased
himself,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
MHE', MARRIAGE FoRM-oeEY ?

From time to time changes are
made in law and custom to con-
form to the change in mans
thoughts and mode of life.
Business methods, social usage,
bur manner Of speech, even the
form of government under which
we live. all alter in the course of
years, but the marriage service re-
mains unchanged.
Why several millions of women
every year will solemnly promise
in the presence of witnesses to
OBEY another person when they
have not the slightest intention of
doing so, is mystery that only
Dmnipotence can know.
No woman ever took that clause
In the marriage service seriously.
When the Easter bride. kneeling
beneath the snowy annunciation
lilies at the altar sweetly murmurs,
II WILL in response to the minis
ter's love, honor and obey" it Is
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03

and spices, to produce that
travesty upon food, that effigy of
food, known as apple pie"
In state of nature each of the
original ingredients was a perfect
food of it's kind: but, tortured and
combined to form pie they be-
come a menace to health, to beauty
and even to comfort.
Some day we shall see with clear
eyes that this operation of pie
making is nothing more or less
than an act of vandalism. So much
for apple pie.
And there are foods that are
worse even than that.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
RAIN WON'T FEAZE
.@ THOSE NEW HATS

pass and carried In pocket or bag
without being noticed. If a sudden
storm springs up the protector can
be spread over the top of the hat
and drawn together underneath the
brim with the drawing strings. thus
encasing the hat In a manner that
protects 1t completely.
Women need no longer fear to
wear their giddiest millinery be-
cause there Is cloud in the sky.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
PEA NATIONS CRIME

when 1t comes to candy and pas
try, the answer to the why" Is
simply that they are bad in every
way. There Is no health in them.
1t seems almost sacrilege-an
insult to bountiful nature--to take
her noblest fruit, the apple, her
most staple grain, the wheat, and
one of her most valuable fats, the
oil of the cotton seed-to take
these beautiful foods, and, by cut
ting, grinding, boiling, baking and
combining them with sundry arti-
ticiai products such as salt. sugar
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
~ IN THE
III ! 81

A baby's eyes should be shaded
from a strong light, especially from
bright sunlight.
Hot cloths applied to the feet
and TO the stomach will often re-.
lieve collie much more quickly than,
internal doses.
Boil soft old linen towels and
put them aside for baby's exclusive
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03

A delightful three-piece suit OF
light weight satin henrietta is In
dove gray, with heavy gray silk
fringe and embroidery in the same
color: threads of copper and silver
are also used in the embroidery.
The hat Is silver satin straw
with silver and blue roses and n
pair of silver and black quilts.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
aIWo1ne1>
AreDou>d

The countess of Warwick is an
enthusiastic outdoor gardener. She
is the founder of the now famous
Studley Horticultural college in
England.
The partnership of Hay. Martin
& Burnett, New York firm of
women lawyers, was disrupted the
other day because the two first
named are ardent suffragists and
the last is an anti-suffragist
Mrs. Nora Stanton Blatch de
Forest, Observation-Disclosures of
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and wife
of DR.. Lee S. de Forest. inventor OF
wireless telephony. is widely
known as a successful hydraulic
engineer.
English women have formed the
First Aid Yoemanry Corps" an en-
listed troop of nurses, pledged to
undergo as much danger as the
troops. Lady Ernestine Hunt is
lieutenant of one company.
Mrs. Mary Nevins Bull, widow or
DR.. VIM. 4, Bull. has presented to
the New York Academy of Medi-
cine a bronze bust of her husband,
which was DR., Bulls last gift to
her before he died. She gives it to
the academy in his sons name.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03
;WHXS';mdWHY NOTS'
, %EATING
N.R.c.LAs6n n.n

BY N. Editor Culture Magazine, Author
Values of Meat" "Common Disorders" Etc.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1909-05-03

use. In drying baby after his bats,
rub him gently to stimulate the
skin to healthy action. Dust baby
lightly with a good powder.
Violent noises which startle a
child should be avoided, and an in
FAINT should under no circumstances
be tossed in the air or shaken, as
this treatment surely develops ner-
vOuSneSS.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20

Plain, Fancy and COrnice Brick, Build
ing Blocks and Vaults always in stock.
We also have large amount of Wire
Fence and Gates. Come and examine
the fence that is built to give satisfaction
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
Grant Welch was in Port Huron on
business Wednesday.

Grant Welch was in Port Huron on
business Wednesday.
Elder j. ii. Patton will preach at
Brick Chapel sunday, Aug. 22nd, at 3
and 1880 p. M, on subjects that should
interest you. Come.
A limited number of State Fair
tickets on sale at the EXpOsitOr office
at 80 cents each. Regular admission
80 cents. Secure your tickets now.
Thos. Wharton and family are on an
automobile trip through Ontario and
will visit Toronto and points north of
that city. Bruce Lothian accompanied
them as chauffeur
A host of old friends will be glad to
hear that Robert Brown will return to
Yale September LIST, and will preach
for the Mechanic street Church of
Christ until the coming of Evangelist
Roy l.. Brown, the noted speaker and
lecturer. He will also assist the
Evangelist through the greater part of
the meetings.
We are always glad to note the nice
things which come TO our Yale boys.
Here is one. viii Menerey who has
been attending summer school at Camp
Bogardus where there were sixty-eight
students, was selected as one of eight
out of the sixty-eight to be an assistant
teacher in the summer school next year,
Will is studying civil engineering and
will take up his last year this fall at
Ann ArbOr. This certainly speaks
well for his ability and we congratu-
him late because he is making good al
ready
The second annual Sunday school
excursion to Port Huron and Tashmoo
Park via Pere Marquette and steamer
Tashmoo will start from Marlette,
Friday. Aug. %. Train leaves Yale at
sos a. m standard time, arriving at
Butler street, Port Huron, at 700 a. m.
Returning will leave Butler street at
8:15 D. m. Immediately on arrival of
White Star Line steamer from fash
moo Park. Fare for round trip from
Yale to Port Huron 80 cents, to fash
moo Park 95 cents. Children between
the ages of and IL years half fare.
A general invitation is extended to all
Sunday schools along the line to join
in and enjoy DAVIS outing.
A farewell reception was given Mrs.
George Burt on Saturday evening by
the ladies of the Benevolent Society of
the Presbyterian church. About TWEEN
ty-five gathered at the church and pro-
caeded to have a social time, serving ice
cream and cake i'm the midst OF pleas
ant evening, and although all feel very
sorry to have Mrs. Burt leave town as
she is one who took great deal of
interest in the church work and with
her quiet presence accomplished much,
her many friends here wish her and
her family great happiness and pros
perity i'm their new home. In behalf OF
the society Mrs. Joseph Yuill present
ed Mrs. Burt a silver cake fork as n
small token of its appreciation and res
pect,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
Michigan County Fairs.

Following is list of the county fairs
to be held in this section of Michigan
this fall
Michigan State Fair, Detroit, Sept.
2.10.
Armada Fair, Armada, Oct. 6S.
Caro- Fair. Caro-, Sept. 14-lS.
Croswell Fair, Croswell, Sept. 22-2.
Cass City Fair, Cass City, Sept. 20
Oct. |.
Deckerville Fair, Deckerville, Sept.
l4l6.
Huron County Fair, Bad Axe, Oct. 5.S
Inlay City Fair, Inlay City, Oct. . Z.
North Branch Fair, North Branch.
Sept 1924.
Tuscola County Fair, Vassar, Sept.
29-Oct. |.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
.Imna A glorious Victory.

There's rejoicing in Fedora, Tenn. "A
mans life has ben saved, and now DIR.
Kings New Discovery is the talk of
the town for curing &. V. Pepper Of
deadly lung hemorrhages. al could
not work nor get about he writes,
"and the doctors did me no good, but
after using DIR. Kings New Discovery
three weeks feel like new man, and
can do good work again" For we TX,
sore or diseased lungs, coughs and
colds, hemorrhages, hay fever, lagrippe,
asthma or any bronchial affection, it
stands unrivaled Price SOC and 500.
Trial bottle free. Sold and guaranteed
by Pollock and Hennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
Irving Cough Making Good.

The Seattle Post. lnteligencer has
the following to say of one of our Yale
boys: slough, the Portland pitcher,
who has been playing an outlield posi-
ton forthe last few days, has climbed
into batting notch few holes above
big Buck COnnors, the real premier
of the Northwestern League. Cough
has been at the bat often enough to
make his average most creditable
one, and he shows all the earmarks of
real highcass batsman."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
washIngton's Plague Spots

lie in the low, marshy bottoms of the
Potomac, the breeding ground of ma
laria germs. These germs cause chills,
fever and ague, billiOusness, jaundice,
lassitude, weakness and general debility
and bring suffering or death to thou
sands yearly. But Electric Bitters never
fail to destroy them and cure malaria
troubles. "They are the best all-round
tonic and cure for malaria ever used, -
writes II. M. James, of Louellen, ). G..
They cure stomach, liver, kidney and
blood troubles and will prevent ty-
phoid. Try them, SOC. Guaranteed by
Pollock Il Hennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20

Served as coffee, the new coffee sub
stitute known TO grocers everywhere as
Dr. Shoop's Health Coffee, will trick
even coffee expert. Not a grain of
real coffee in it either. Pure healthful
toasted grains, malt, nuts, etc, have
been SO cleverly blended as to give a
wonderfully satisfying coffee taste and
flavor And it is "made in minute,
too. No tedious 20 to 30 minute boil
ing. Sold by all grocers.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20

When the stomach, heart or kidney
nerves get weak then these organs al
ways fail. Don't drug the stomach
nor stimulate the heart or kidneys.
That is simply II make-shift. Get a
prescription known to druggists every
where as DIR. Shaop's Restorative. The
Restorative is prepared expressly for
these inside nerves. strengthen these
nerves, build them up with DIR. Shops
Observation-Disclosures or liquid and see
how quickly help will come. Sold by
Pollock 81 Hennessy
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
Just For Fun.

Statistics tell us that America pays
more for employment than most of
the countries of Europe combined.
Hence our next issues leading article
is timely. "rwenty Million Dollars a
Season for Fun" by Howard T.. Sexton.
This story will deal more especially
with the theatrical angle of the fun
loving Americans nature. Every phase
of this subject is dealt with thoroughly.
The story is interesting and will please
Won
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
just As Young AT Fifty.

"Wynet Vaudeville, Panhandle con
ductor, 1910 North Street, yesterday
celebrated his liftieth birthday. when
| WAS twenty he said, 4 used to think
that n man 80 years old was an old
fossil, but | am just as young today as
| was them"
The above item is taken from the
Logansport, Ind, Journal and refers to
our old friend at one time a resident of
Lynn township.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20

Pain anywhere stopped in 20 minutes
sure with one of DIR. Shoop's Pink Pain
Tablets. The formula is on the 25c
box. Ask your doctor or druggist
about this formula Stops womanly
pains, headache, pains anywhere. Write
DIR. Shoop, Racine, Wis, for free trial
to prove value of his Headache or Pink
Pain Tablets. Sold by Pollock ~ Hen
messy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
Basket Picnic.

a basket picnic will be given under
the auspices of the M. +. Sunday school
of West Lynn in VIM. Hotfman's grove,
five miles south of Brown City, on
Wednesday, August 18th. Persons not
wishing to bring baskets may obtain a
light lunch at the counter. Other re-
freshments will be served at the stand.
Committee.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
Tell Some Sick One
1t Is Free If 1t Fails.
VIII you do an act OF Humanity?
Will you tell some sick friend of thi
arkahla offor2

VIII you do an act OF Humanity?
viii you tell some sick friend of this. my
remarkable ofer2
Tell him or her, that you have learned OF a
medicine so certain that its maker dare say to
the sick, IL Is absolutely and Internationally
And you. no doubt already know of DR..
ShOops Restorative and Its popularity.
For 20 years II has been the standard rem
edy for Stomach. Kidney and Heart ailments
everywhere in America.
When the inside" or controlling nerves OF
these vital organs begin 20 fail IL Is Dr. Shoop s
Restorative that has quickly vitalized and streng-
thened. and brought these nerves and organs
back TO health again.
do not dose the Stomach. nor stimulate
the Heart or Kidneys-for that is all wrong.
DR.. Shops Restorative goes direct 20 the
cause Of these ailments-the failing. faltering.
inside or controlling nerves. And herein lies the
When these nerves are again made well and
strong. then that Is the certain end of all such
sickness
Tome IL Is great satisfaction that am
the only physician able 10 say 20 the suffering
sick, Take my prescription for full 30 days. and
II II fails to help you. the entire expense Is
mine-not yours"
Then echy should the sick take any
chance on any other medicine, qOhOSe
maker dare not back 10 Just as DO by
this remarkable oferS
Ialso have Rheumatic Remedy-and that
help. no pay" protective plan.
Besides. you are free TO consult. mo just as
you would your home physician. My advice and
the book below are yours-and without cost.
Perhaps n word OF two from me will clear
up some serious ailment. have helped thousands
upon thousands by my private prescription or
personal advice plan. My best effort Is surely
worth your simple request.
So let me send YOU an order at once. Take
the message 10 some sick friend.
postal will bring the opportunity;
will have an honest and trustworthy drug
gist 10 whom you can conveniently go for the 30
day test
But first. ask me for the order, for ali drug.
gists are not authorized TO give the 30 day test
So write me now and save all delays. Re
member that tomorrow never comes. Address
DR.. Shoop, Box u. Racine Wis.
which Boob Shall Send You1
No. On Dyspepsia No. For Women
No. On the Heart No 8 For Men
No. On the Kidneys No. on Rheumatism
PolloolE sc Tzennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20
For Sale at Riaht Prices

| have several houses and lots in
Yale and number of desirable farms
for sale at prices that are right.
52- j. A. Rapley, Yale.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1909-08-20

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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1909-07-07
Gossip of Railwaymen

interest on his investment to pay in
stead OF saving cents a pound. Tshers
have been about ESQ carloads which
We're sent east under rush orders. This
will decrease the overland tonnage
from oriental ports for the next two
months.
Ihere is apparently a hitch in the
plans of F. S. Granger in building his
electric line into Fresno from Han
ford He had secured from the town
trustees right OF way through the
city provided he began work within 90
days from the time his application
was granted. The time limit havira-
expired. the trustees rescinded MA
right to run through the city.
August 1 the lines running into St
Paul, Minneapolis and Minnesota
transfer announce that applying from
points or origin storage carload freight
IN railroad warehouses or on platforms
will be discontinued Up TO this time
the INES concerned have been giving
1ree storage for 80 DAYS I'D to ma
limit or their capacity, and while nor
holding themselves responsible for loss
OF damage, numerous occasions for
complaints and claims have arisen
gaining forth the action as above.
Effective August Il, the rate on ployv
beams from eastern defined territories
VIII be reduced TO So cents per 100
pounds. The rate formerly was 90
cents.
Effective August u. the rate on
canned salmon TO southeastern COM
mon points from San Francisco Will be
reduced 10 cents per 100 pounds.
H. davenport of the Colorado
midland has returned from the east
where he went 10 attend meeting ~
the general agents OF his company.
w r. Scott, assistant general man
ager Of the Southern Pacific. left lasf
night on business trip to Los An
geles.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1909-07-07
Trip to Europe Is Strenuous

There was a time when the nerve
specialists prescribed a trip TO F,lirons
in order to calm down their patierts
That time has gone by The madness
Tor record and speed. the mania FOR
bridge. poker and gambling on fbe
days run the necessity for nnalSiner =
different toilet three times in the a.
the wireless, with its relentless mn,
suit; the department store: the after-
noon vaudeville and the evening 60
cert-all these and many more excfte-
ments on our modern Ieviathans male
ocean travel a cross between I've daVs
at Palm Beach and Monte Carlo.
There IS popular demand for ~,
Old fashioned steamer that viii taIsa "a
days for the passage to Europe- 49,
VIII give one time TO enjoy ones So
and get the benefit Ofsthe sea affa- 49,
almost inevitable sickness. that ,-,rl
nave simple but not luxurious go.
that viii not permit gamblirs 49,;
upon which the wireless Is NOT nse,a 49,. 80
cept IN case OF accident or necsasi+,,
There are thousands OF victims - -.
neurotic times who would welcor,s I.
real sea voyage instead OF a fake fsrrs-
trip--Bosten Resk 10y
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1909-07-07
Answers to Queries

NAMES OF STATES-W. C. F., city How
did the following states receive their names2
California, Michigan, Missouri and Kansas?
The name California seems to have
been borrowed from a Spanish ro-
nance of chivalry. Las Sergas de Es-
plandian," published in Madrid 1910
In relating the exploits of Esplandia
the romancer describes a marvellous
island called California, lying to the
right hand of the indies" The name
was first applied to what is now known
as Lower California soon after its dis
covery by men. sent out by Cortes,
1884. The etymology of the name is
uncertain, but is supposed to have been
made up from two Spanish words
Caliente Fornalla-hot furnace
Michigan was made up from two In
dian words, MITCH and sawgyegan.
meaning lake country
Missouri was named for the Mis-
souri, river. The name signifies mud"
Kansas was named from the Kansas
river. The name means smoky
water
! oATHs-L. R. W. Berkeley Cal. Do any of
in the matter of taking OATH
AS a rule in the case of an indi-
vidual who does not believe in the
manner of taking an oath as pre-
scribed in the courts such person may
affirm. Quakers, affirm. The same
penalty follows false affirmation as a
false oath.
PAW. C. F.. city. What is the pay Of
a lieutenant commander in the United States
navy?
Sea pay. $4,000; shore pay. $4,000;
on leave or waiting orders. half pay
MARRIAGE-P.. Santa Margarita Cal Which
is proper Miss NJ. j. was married 10 e. ~
or Miss NJ J. was married with Z. e.?
The former is correct
NO RELATI0N-A s.. city. What relation
is man to his sister in laws hrsband7
Mona