The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-02-07

Copyright 1908. by H. H Mcclure e Coo sa
 'well sir" said MT. Dooley. 'Th' iditor iv this paper Is tn comicai fel- low to be sure"
 whats he sayrsasked Mir. Hennes- sy.
 ..He speaks iv Tiddy Rosenfelt as tn retirin' prisidint'. mind ye. A good description. So was me Uncle Mike feflria whin ne ettindea .n necsns meen Class, spilled tn leader iv tn grand march Into tn supper, carved his way Co ozfh, dure with a thrombone he'd bor- ftd firm a mimber tv tn orchesthry, took kick at tn polismen on jooty there an wint home with tn remark: T must rest after me tnteilechool ef- forts but will return anon an clane ID what is left,.' Tiddy Rosenfelt wudsye been me Uncle Mikes ideel pri- ntdint if me Uncle Mike had not been cut down in his prime at tn age iv eighty-three be indignation at tn sight siv a Swede poliytikRl parade. They wudve got on fine together if they cud've been kept apart.
 up to now . prisidint about to be classes, has been threeted like man with a bad cough an has acted as such. Few wint to see him an none stayed long. Tan bark was put down in front iv tn white House an Sstnt- tors an congressmen wint by on their tip-toes f'r fear they might De asked : in. Tn retirtn' prisidint spfnt most iv his time dhrummin' on tn window pane or wailxin' up an down tn room whistlin' . poplar melody or playin dominoes with tin Minister firm Fary- quay. Congress received his messages with respectful inattintion an news papers printed careful summaries " thfm at tn bottom iv column three, paee fourteen. Whin tn palajiums iv our liberties spoke iv him at an they said things like: While in tn heatsiv debate we have sometimes differed with tn chief magistrate an have ac- cused him iv burglary, an while we are not prepared even now to with draw wan wurrud uttered in manly criticism, we must acknowledge tn sintimfnts iv respict we have always felt fr him as an honest, if perhaps too obstinate q character. He refires to private life accompanied be th' good wishes iv tn people. in which we hear tfly jine. It is melancholy to re- siect that he is to be succeeded in of ice be a common horse thief
 sspfctures iv him begun to sip hur- xidiy back firm tn front window iv tn news stores an hid thimsiives on eheh with Cap 6ohSon an Iou Stohe. FIT tn first time in four years tn vice prisidint cud go to tn White House and not be searched f'r concealed wee- pins.
 'It,s a good thing f'r us poor hu- man beings that we don't always hear what other people think about us. That Scotch poet who's a frind iv Ho. Hnn's was all wrong. He wanted to able to see himself as others see him. Foolish man! He looked on himsilf as . poet who sometimes took Q drop too much. Other people looked on him as a dhrunkard who sometimes wrote p0thry. No sir: my idee iv q good p0me Is 'Wud some power tlT giftie gie us (it's horrible dilect ths Scotch to have ivrybody see us as we see our sfives. I'm goin' to have Hogan put that in rhyme, sris s true sintimint -Twud close up tn Jails an tn insane asy1ums.
 So. prisidint, Hinnissy, so long as he has tn power iv removal can keep good opinyon iv himsI1f. Amy in- suits hurled at him he can tfrace to corrupt inimies. Whin he comes into fh' cabinet meetin' tn sicrety iv state whispers to him Congratulations on that ietter iv ye'ers to tn Coal an Wood Exchange. It was worthy iv