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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Bacon-"I called with my wife on
the lady next door last night, and she
started her phonograph playing II
Trovatore.'
Egbert Suppose you imagined
yourself at the OPERA"
why, yes; the two women were
talking 10 beat the band!"-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Same Old Story.

lie during the spaD -" AT the
marriage altar you promised TO love.
honor and obey"
She-"And you agreed 10 endow
me with all your worldly goods"
He-"Well?"
She-"Well?"-B Boston Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

caused a weakness
and broken down
condition of the
system. i read SO
much whatLydia
L. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound d
had done for other
suffering women L
felt sure il would
help me, and | must
say it did help me
wonderfully. Ny
pains all left me. L
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Every Woman Will BE Interested

If you have pains in the back, Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want a
pleasant herb cure for woman's ills try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf 1t is re
liable regulator. All Druggists 80 cts. Sam
ple FREE The Mother Gray Co., lie Roy n Y
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
End OF the Romance.

"And how did your daughters ro-
nance end?"
I'm the most romantic way" an
swered the sarcastic paterfamllas.
They are boarding on me until the
bridegroom finds job to suit his ca.
PRECIOUS fancy. y."-Pittsbur Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

the time could not attend 10 my
work and irregularity of the kidney
secretions was annoying. Doans Kid
ney Pills brought me prompt relief
Sold by all dealers. soc. a box
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
As the Steamer Docked.

MRS. DeStyle is inquiring about
the duty on art"
did she bring over any oil paint
ings?"
NO; think she's afraid they'll as
sess her facial makeup"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Safety i'm Numbers.

Celestine--"And has Mr.. Pryor's
church such a small congregation"
Hilda-"Yes, indeed. Every time
that he says Dearly beloved you feel
as IL you had received a proposal
bohemian.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

buhcAi ihb AiOkA poSA
ache and other COM
mon durable kidney
ills. IL you suffer so.
profit by this wom-
ans example. Mrs.
Martin Douglass, 81
Cedar ST., Kingston.
n. Y, says: Il had
a lame, aching back.
dizzy spells. head
aches, and a feeling
of languor. Part OF
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
The New Version.

"She rambles in her talk"
Quite so. Now, why can't she say
what she has to say without going all
around Robin Hoods garage Louis
vile Courier-Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Av kWard.

Hubbie-"My dear, IL cannot
leave the office in time for dinner to-
night. | will send you a note By a
messenger"
Wife-"You need not 20 20 that
expense. George, for have already
found the note in your coat pocket
London Opinion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Hescrying the Prayer.

The Parson ~ intend 10 pray
that you may forgive Casey for throw
ing that brick at you"
The Patient - "Mebbe yer riv-
renee 'ud be saving tonne II ye'd just
wait Till Oi git well, and then pray for
Casey. Pick Me-Up.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Etiquette.

Subatern Ito pretty widow newly
arrived at Indian Hill Station: II
say, might | hold your hand?"
Pretty Widow: Certainly not. Your
colonel's wife hasn't called on me
yet. Punch.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Nothing Funny There.

Jester-"Of course, expect pay
for them. You don't suppose | write
these things for fun, do you?"
Editor (handing back the batch OF
paragraphs) We'll. If you did, YOU
failed most dismally." - illustrated
Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Safe.

Little British Girl Ito naughty
Orother) r)-"You'H catch 1t. you
dwefful boy"
He-"That's all you know, Miss
Clever. Mas out with the Suffra-
gists. and pas hiding in the House OF
Commons. Punch.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Dads Idea.

PA. daughter writes that she is on
the scrub team at college"
"On the scrub team, hey? That's
good. Tell her TO try for the dish
washing team, too."-Pittsburg Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

All persons who have crossed from
America to Europe are familiar with
the Fastnet Rock. the FIRST spot Of
Erin that they see on the eastward
voyage. Thereon has been erected
new lighthouse which has cost the
record sum OF ii03, 200.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
No Danger.

Excited Woman-"Are you going
TO run away with me?"
Reckless Driver (slightly intoxicat-
ed) Sorry, mum; but-but | can't
oblige you. I'm mar-married al.
ready. Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
The Tally.

what are these notches IN your
gum" asked the hirt, who was visit
ing the ranch.
They represent men," replied
Cactus Sim, who thought they wuz
smarter than I wuz."
"A good idea! I'll have 10 notch
my parasol handle. ."--Louisylle COu
rieI iouTnal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
His Only Proyidcr.

"Yas." said Ole Oleson. LAY tank
Ay take that yoob down TO Yames-
town"
How do they pay you?" asked a
friend.
Dollar a day and eats myself" ."
explained Bohemian Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy.
Compounded by Experienced Physicians
Conforms 10 Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn't Smart: Soothes Eye Pain
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Germany imported from the United
States last year fresh apples 10 the
value OF 1868 2G9 and dried apples 10
the value OF 81 .3S1,9 ,9O3.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

A hen attains her best laying ca.
pacity In her third year. She will lay
on an average lifetime from 300 TO
500 eggs
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Doubtless.

"Do you doubt my veracity?"
Not at all. | feel quite as certain
about II ms | do about your verify
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

DO not neglect constipation, for this con
dition pdsOns the blood and lead ~ chronic
ul health. Garfield Tea, the mild herb
laxat,s- cOrrects constipation. keeps the
blOOd pure and the health good.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Getting Practical.
! hrst milestone or

eyes, that's the first milestone OF
marriage"
What is?"
when the young couple discards
the chahng dish for a gas stove.'
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Gettinu Friendly.

Harry-How is your suit with Miss
Distant prospering?
George-We1l, when / call now her
dog wags his tail.-Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrupfor Children
teething. softsns thegunns red ducesnharnmH
tiop sliavs main cures wind collie 2JcG bottle
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Family Remonstrance.

$50 your family disapproved Of
sour going on the stage"
Yes" answered Miss Gawzy.
WHY"
They saw me act. gton
Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Pszo Ointment ~ guaranteed TO cure any
case Of Itching. Blind Bleeding or Protruding
Pile. in o 10 II DAYS or money refunded. 1Oc
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Only One "Bromo Quinine"
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of h. W. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 1Sc.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
"SPOHNS"

As this very remarkable preparation N nov
called, is the greatest Constitutional Remedy
ever known for Brood Mares, Colts, Stsllio~s
and all other horses; also hstemper amoes
Dogs and Sheep. Thus compound rs made sk
the purest ingredients and not an atom <
poisonous or injurious nature enters into IN
composition. Many persons are now taking
SP0HN'S for la Grippe. Colds Coughs. Nd
ney Trouble, etc, and Il Ia always safe. 10
expels the Disease Germs from the body; sets
directly on the Blood and Glands. SPOHNS
is now sold by nearly every druggist and hsr>
ness dealer in the land and any can get it fos
you, or send with remittance Of price to the
manufacturers. who will ship to your order.
express paid Fifty cents and 81 90 . botse,
and IS 90 and 5000 the dozen.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

New York City has grown more IN
the use OF telephones during the last
three years than London and Paris
cnnbined. NEJ
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Itch cured in ~ minutes by Wooliord's
SANITARY Lotion Never fails AZ druggists
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills

Minneapolis, Mimi was great
sufferer from female troubles which
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
IL Develops Character.

n we pray for character We ought
10 be grateful when discipline comes
TO us.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29

Teacher-"Why do the frozen riv-
ers and lakes thaw out in spring."
Small Boy-"So as 10 keep us kids
from skatin' all summer. Chicago
News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Wifb tie Funny
The British Spelling!

A Sunday school teacher named Beauchamp
To the woods took her chldren-- ~
teauchsmp,
But sundry mosquitoes
Discovered her neat hose.
And stung her before she could reauehamp.
Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
OFTEN THE CASE.
Women Struggle Hopelessly Along.
Suffering Backache, Dizzy Spells,
Languor, Etc.

Women have SO much to go through
IN life that it's q pity there Is SO much
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-01-29
Record OF Annual Sales.

Send for our Booklet Of twelve good recipes
for family and stock medicines FREE.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

WANTED-Br to cut by the job. Egg w bert E. Cummings, "A South Avenue Bridgeport, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
SEES MOTHER GROW YOUNG.

1t -"ould be hard tc overstate tho
 wonderful change in mymother since she began to ust Electric Bitters,
 WI Mrs ". l.. Gilpatrick of Dan forth, Me. Although past 70 she seems really to be growing young again. She has suffered untold mis- cry from dyspepsia fir 20 years. At last she could neither eat, drink nor sleep. Doctors gave her up and all remedies failed Jill Electric Bitters worked such wonders for her health" /" They invigorate all vital organs, cure liver and kidney troubles, induce sleep, impart strength and appetite. Only soc at R. Ii. Beers &. Co.,, Newtown; Taylor, Curtis & Co.,, San dy Hook; P. J. Garvin, Bethel; L Goulett, Stevenson; H. W. Osborne Easton; w. B. Hawley, Sherman; Smith Bros., Cornwall Bridge; Con- nery Bros, Georgetown; R. F. Smith, West Cornwall; s. J. Blackman, Hawleyville; c. w. Hurlburt & Co.,, RoAbury; Allen Joyce, Roxbury Sta tion; G. w. Hatch, Bridgewater; w. N. Noble, New Milford; E. H. Beard sley, New Preston; ;Wetterau & Will
 Hams, Washington Depot; Harry Brown, South bury; c. P. Williams South Britain; Perkins Bros, War ren; w. N. Hurd, Long Hill; Pen field & Craig, Stepney Depot.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
The Newtown Bee. Newtown, Friday. July 23, 1909.
Greenfield Hill
LOCAL GLEAgINGs.

Frank E. Perry. who has been seriously il for few days, is now said 10 be out again,
 Willis Hutchinson has been spending few days at his vld home in Port Jefferson,
 MS Abram Banks left on Sunday for an ey' tended visit al her daughters in Black Rock
 ars D, Morrls Andrews, who with hel daughter, Lois, has been enjoying a two weeks visit with Burr street relatives, re- turned to her home in Weston, Saturday,
 Master Henry c. Raymond, accompanied by young friend from Black Rock, is spending his vacation with relatives hfre
 MT and ars James A. Blackford are enter talnlna number Of guests from New York City.
 Edward Sanford has leased the cottage
 Several New York boarders have arrived at Il. Burr Ogden's for the summer.
 Q. K, coley Of Norwalk, frequent visitor here In former years, was in town, Thursday Of last week.
 Miss Daisy Meeker has secnred 'a position with 2 representative business concern In
 Frank II. Warren has returned from visit with friends In Long Island.
 NJ. l. Metcalf has bought tract Of timber near Stamford and Is now operating hls mill In that vicinity.
 Misses Eunlce and Lydia Perry are at their old home on the Hill for the summer.
 It Is said that the Rev J. E. Kettle. former pastor here, will visit Greenfield some time In August.
 Herman Perry is working for c. II. Godfrey. the we'll known mason and builder, of South port
 John Nichols had the misfortune to have one Of his oxen injured while moving. few days ago. In some way the pole Of the ma chine which the oxen were pulling got clear Of the yoke on a down grade and ran on the lg cutting the leg of the OK immediately in front of them. It was thought at first that the an- imal would have to be killed but at last &C., counts It's wounds were healing nicely. The accident, however has probably rendered it unfit for further use.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
DISTRICT OF NEwTowN ss. Probat 1I rnurf Julv m A n iQDl

nIsTRIUT OF NEWTUWN ss. Pr0bate ~ Court, July 10. A. D., 1909.
 Estate of Amelia $. Northrop, late Of New town, in said District deceased.
 The Court of Probate fnr the District of Newtown hath limited and al- lowed six months from date hereof, for the. creditors of said Estate to exhibit their claims to the administrator. Those who neglect to present their accounts, properly attested, within said time. will be debarred recovery All persons in- detted to said estate are requested to make immediate payment to
 krap, Arlhur nanlfs Eyasntnr
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

NOR SALE-1 Dapple Gray Horse. years II old, sound and all right, good one, weight about 15O0. Price S25O Also have 16 colts and want to sell few of them. They are the breedy. speedy kind. some nice drivers. ages from to years. Also for service the black Percheron Stallion Milton 41774. Sire Rene, to insure in foal Owner of mare at time of service responsible for fee. Mares bred at owners risk. For particulars write or tele- phone B. G. Humphrey, Romford. Conn. Tel. 41-2, Washington Div.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

1 The Bee representative was very kindly entertained at dinner, last Monday, at the home of MT and Mrs r. N. Potter Rev r. A. Holden. who closed his pastorate here of the Congregational church on July 1. is soon to move out of town with his family
 Mrs Edith P. Anderson of White Hills has seven hens which have fine record for eggs Since January 1. 1906. they have laid $50 eggs and are still busy.
 Amos H. Wheeler of White Hills has named his place Ash Lawn and has had the name placed on the large ash tree in his front yard Nicholas Wakelee has named his place The Pines and has the name placed over the gateway.
 John Valentine of Bridgeport has pur- chased the Luttier place in White Hills, just west of B. c. Wixon's, has moved there with his family and taken possession.
 Carter Bagley. who moved to Bridgeport, last spring, has moved his family back to White Hills into one of D. A. Nichols tene- ment houses and is working for Mir Nichols.
 The schoolhouse on Walnut Tree Hill has been greatly improved with new coat of paint. Charles Etzel did the work
 Edward Perley enjoyed trip to Mantle recently, returning home with team for B. N. Beard x Go. of Shelton.
 MT and Mrs L. B. Grey attended the S4th birthday celebration of MT Gray's sister. Mrs Dr E. M. Beardsiey. in Monroe. last Monday. ,July l2
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

HIGHEST MARKET PRICES Paid for Il calves and poultry at Roxbury Station every Monday and Washington every We'd nesday. Martin Greenblatt. Dealer in Cattle, Calves and Poultry 39 North Vine St.. Wa terbury Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
FOR SALE-HORSES.

AUCTION SALE. HoRsEs-We will sell at our regular auction sale. Friday, at ls5 Com merce street, one carload of fresh Iowa hor- ses, consisting Of several. matched pairs and several we'll broke single horses. We will also have on hand for disposal 50 head Of acclmated horses consisting Of saddlers. drivers, general business and heavy draught horses. These horses will be sold for the highest dollar. Horses for any class of bus lness can be found here. We also have on hand our usual line of harness, blankets and wagons, among which are several new and second hand business wagons. Consignments solicited. Private sales daily. Do not forget we have moved right around the corner to lS5 Commerce Street. This is the only square run horse auction sale in the state Of Con necticut. We have sale on every Friday the year round.
 B. F. CANNON, Prop,
 New Haven, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
Probate Notices.
Eliza r, Sears, AdmlnlstratrIN,
DISTRICT OF WASHINGTON ,A ,l ss. Court

DIsTRIor or WASHINGTON ss. Court D of Probate. Jdly 10. 1909. Estate or Hnlda Johnson, late Of Washing ton, in said District, deceased, Said Court has limited and allowed six months from the date hereof for the creditors Administrator.
 Those who neglect to present their accounts properly attested, within said time. will be debarred q recovery.
 All persons indebted to said Estate are re- auested to make immediate payment to
 Carl Borgcr. Admr..
 New Preston, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

.sTo THE BOARD Of County Commissioner of Fairfield County. hereby apply for { License to sell Spirituous and In toxicating Liquors, Ale, Lager Beer, Rhint Wine and Cider, at Main Street, Town O Newtown
 My place of business is located within 200 feet in direct line of church edifce, pa rochial school or public schoolhouse, or the premises pertaining thereto, or any postoffice public library or cemetery.
 Dated at Newtown this 18th day of June, A. D. 1909.
 George Ferry. Applicant. We, the undersigned, electors and taxpay- CTS. as defined by law, of the Town of New town hereby endorse the application of the above named George Ferry for such license and we do severally certify each for himself that we are owners of real estate situated in said town of Newtown and that we have not endorsed the application of any oth- CT person for license to sell SpirituouS and intoxicating liquors during the ensuing li- cense year.
 Dated at Newtown this 29th day of June A D. 1909.
 R. H. Beers, Oscar Pitzschler Charles H. Peck. Edward s. Pitzscher, Eli B. Beers.
 hereby certify that the above named en- dorsers are electors and taxpayers. as defined by law, of the town of Newtown, and that they have signed for no other applicant.
 Dated at Newtown this 18th day of June A. D. 1909. M. J. Houlihan. Town Clerk.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
Abram Arthur Banks, Eyecutor.

RESTRICT OF ROXBURY. ss. Probate U Court June 90, A. D. 1909.
 Estate of William Pickett. late of Roy- bury. In said District. deceased.
 The Court of Probate for the District of Roxbury hath limited and al- lowed six months from date hereof, for the creditorSof said Estate to exhibit their claims to the administrator. Those who neglect to present their accounts properly attested, within said time, will be debarred recovery. All persons in- debted to said estate are requested to make immediate payment to
 Paul M. Gage, Administrator,
 Washington Depot. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
DISTRICT or VIEWPOINT ss. Court of

D Probate, July 18th, 1909
 Estate of Matilda L. Myers, late of New town, in said District, deceased.
 The Court vf Probate for the District of Newtown hath limited and al- lowed six months from date hereof, for the creditors of said Estate to exhibit their claims to the administrator. Those who neglect to present their accounts properly attested, within said time, will be debarred recovery. All persons in- debted to said estate are requested to make immediate payment to
 Josiah A. Tilson. Administrator.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

REGISTRARS NOTICE-The Registrars ot IS Voters of the Town of Sherman will be ir session at the Towh Hall in said Sherman or Friday. August 6, and on Friday. August 13 from 12 o'clock noon until g o'clock D. m, or each of said days, for the purpose of making an enrolment of the legal voters of said town according to their declared political prefer ,ences. Charles c. Stevens,
 Leslie L. Judd,
 Registrars of Voters. Dated at Sherman, July 15, 1909
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16

FOR sALE-In Pleasant Valley, Red ding, place containing IA acres, known as the George D. Keeler place. For par ticulars inquire of George w. Wheeler, administrator, 5 Taylor Ave, Bethel, Ct.
The Newtown bee., 1909-07-16
Huntington
REV J. c. FRANCE RESIGNS.

Rev J. c. France surprised his congregation at St Pauls Episcopal church. last Sunday morning. by reading his resignation as rec tor, which is to take effect September 1.
Evening star., 1909-07-10

the Swedish movement or any other So
called physical culture lessons.
The doctors declare that many a peev-
lsh, sallow-faced young wife would be
rosy-cheeked like her maid servant IL she
were compelled 20 take physical culture
lesson IN housework in place of sitting
around IN laZineSS. /. is this exercise
that will keep the well-to-do young wom-
an IN good health. and il the wife or
daughter cannot afford TO have a serya mt
she will find a health blessing of an in
valuable nature disguised in the neces-
stty that comoels her TO take the house
work course in physical culture
The most important thing for the wom-
an 10 remember if she seeks health
from the work about her home is always
TO do the work with the windows wide
open and also keen the muscles braced
Just as in mere gymnasium exercises.
This method of doing houSework will save
many a medical bill and bring the glow
of physical vigor 10 many faded cheek
Linen gowES are almost universally mad.
with princess panels. held in place bv
large covered buttons TIE collars of
these gowns are either ~ lace. very high
and without ruche AZ the TOP, or else
the neck is cut in the paIeh manner.
All the separate lace collars. which are
SO we'll liked just now. ii MORN with a
colored frock, have tire heading OF color
the same the gown. Ii saves the little
lining OF white under the collar. which
is sometimes noticeable.