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New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

fur advanced civylization. Them thar city
peepul what air afflicted 18th advanced
idears amt guvin as much 'tention an
care ter raisin' Children as they air ter
cultyvatin' rubber plants an fuzzy lap
dogs. Ther government itself pays more
'tentlon ter its crop o. wheat than it does
ter It's crop o. children. Ev'ry year ther
government at Washinton sends us books
tellin' US how ter raise guinea hens an
pigs, but they don't never bother bout how
we air raisin' our Children. They've got
department o agriculture TO help us raise
our crops an pigs an cattle an show US
how ter bring up a good breed o. dairy
COWS. but they amt got no department
thet ever heard NV ter help US bring up
good breed o. hooman bein's.
''Mebbe If they he'd sich department
at Washin'ton, Moo Yawk an Shecargo's
crop o. CHILDREN ID come closer ter tn high
standard O perfection OF our crop o. guinea
hens an Holsteen cattle. But so long as
this ere advanced civylization o. ours Is
gonna consider our guinea hens an dairy
cows more important n our Children, what
in ther name o Jerushy is ther use n
gittin' all het up bout tellin' ther Children
q leetIe harmless fairy tale bout Sanity
Claus slidin' down ther chimbley?"
wall put in the deacon, ''yew mought
be right. but, howsumever. yew can't git
around ther fac thet our Children now
adays amt takin' enough intrest ia ther
peace on sirth an good viii toTd men
doctrine o ther glad Chris'mus tide"
mo" said tho editor. AN thar amt
vbalin' lot o peace an good will spstfered
round in ther av'rage home by grown up
peepui on chrismus mornin. either. II
thar ~us more fathers what kin trim or
chris'mUs tree ithout hlln' ther air with
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

Ha!i sTnolhered perfanity an busted orna-
hehtatlons, thard be a blame sight more
peace on airth an good will to'ard men
IN ther av'rage family a Christmas morn
IN. Taint ev'rybody thet kin put in ther
night afOre Christmas balancin' 'emselves
on ther aidge O a stepladder an reacbin'
out at right angles ter tie papier nache
angels onter ther top branches O. pine
tree till they tips over thcr whole shootin'
match an kicks ther globes often ther
chandelier 18th their heels while they bury
their heads in er basket o pink glass bulbs
an wake up ther Children 18th an outburst
o perfanity. an then git up a Christmas
mornin wearin' their usual sang froid an
eight by ten smile. No sir, it's eXpectin'
too much frum hooman mater"
'Ther only thing I hey ag'in this ere
Sanity Claus bizness." put in the postmas-
ter. sis ther fac thet a feller hes ter spend
all his money buyin' presents an candy fer
ther Children. an then set aroun' all day
Christmas an hear Sanity Claus gittin' all
ther credit. / think thet when a feller is
spendin' all his money fer presents he orter
git some thanks fer Il, Std o. hevin' 'em
showed onter a mythical bein' what some
Dutchman invented afore we wus borned.
Seems ter me thet this SANITY Claus bizness
is a joke on ther breadwinner'
'Speakin' o this 'ere peace on airth an
good will to'ard men what's s'posed ter
rule ther airth durin' ther Chris mus tide"
said the squire, seems ter me thet il
hain't maxim much headvay q late Here 8
this ere revylutiOn in Nicaraugcy now. am
ther suffryge-yets "A horse -whippin' ther
high muckety mucks over in Englan an
ther Spaniards loafn' around ther royal
chance ter drop a leetle rough-on-rats in
Alphonsey's plum puddin when ther cook
hain't lookin', an the courts Dustin ther
trusts an ther trusts Dustin ther pecpul
Seems ter me thet ev'ry year WHOM Chris
mus comes long somebody's allus gittin'
bizzy wallopin ther dad-burned stufin's
oTten somebody else"
"Speakin' O. this ere Nicaraugey revyI7-
tion," said tho editor. "it don't amount ter
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

cut inter ther back alley an grab ther
cover ment an ther standin' army b. ther
cuff O. ther neck an shake il till its back
teeth fell out an il promised ter go inter
ther house an behave itself. If we'd ap-
pint ambassadors like Jim Jeffries an Tom
Sharkey ter countries like Nicaraugey an
Neneyzuee-la it d save our navy a lot o.
trouble an relieve ther secrytary o. state
Nv a lot o responsibility. An now thet
prize fightin' is bein' stamped out more ur
less, l don't see why they don't utilize our
idle prize fighters in this way.
Yes. sir. what want fur ambassadors
TO these ere Central Amerycan republics is
a good twO-handed fighter what kin hang
his coat on ther hall rack an take a hold
o crisis in ther right way an choke it till
it gets black in ther face. 'stid o. a states
man what hides under ther feed trough in
tier barn an wig-wags fur battleship
an a landin' force O. marines what hes ter
stand on each others shoulders ter all git
I'm ther county at once. No. sir. these 'ere
Central Amerycan revolutions hain't half
es big er fuss as ther av'rage county ee-Iec-
ton"
'Speakin' of collections. JOSH. put in the
blacksmith. what air all this ere dod-
rated fuss bout ther p'litycal sittywation
over'n Englan'? l bean readin' sumpin' in
ther papers bout it,
''Thets simply ther common peepul over
thar tryin' ter git a chance ter run their
own affairs" replied the editor Yer see.
in Englan they hev two branches o. Par
leyment. Their Commons, which is elected
by ther peepul fur ther purpose o maxim
'em think thet they air hevin' somethin' ter
say in ther government an ther House o.
Lords, which is Sorned nth ther job in ther
family fur ther purpose O. weedin out
idears o their peepul what don't suit ther
family. 1t air jist like a man lettin' his
wife hev her own way an doiu' rs she
pleases S long as she docs what pieases
him. but when he comes home some night
Unexpectedly an finds ther family doctor
ur some travellin' salesman maxim hisseIf
ter hum in his sittin' room an wearin' his
smoRin' Jacket an smokin' up his see-gars.
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19
Togo Meets King Alfonso,
Spain's Ruler, ''In COgS." :"
If He Must Be Royal Target for Anarchists, He
Prefers To Be Rapidly Moving
Target, Anyway!

swords on edge; but that Hon. Chauf-
feur arise up his hand and Hon. Police
halt back
Would you e. friends wish go take
joyful ride with me & ottomobile?" he
require with sweetish voice of doves.
NO, thanks should not / snub for
scorns. I'VE are here in Madrid to as
sociaate with King Alfunzo and not TO
nob-hob with Chauffeurs''
Jump into this loco motor" depose
that Spanish College Boy. land ! shall
be excitabIy pleased to introduce you to
Hon. Alfunzo. If required
Are you acquaintance with this
schoolboy King" / rapture.
Very dearly" report this youthly Lad
Him and me is SO thicltIy associated
that we often occupy the same hat"
Already l am beginning to dspise
YOU less I decapitate. SO l lept TO
front seat while Nogi & O'Tido. do SINH
lar with rear cushions. Hon. Chauffeur
pull six gilt handles and kick machinery
with feet. Loud whiZz by motor. Ban
zai. We go edwards with such a startle
that several populace are crushed down.
Speed limits broken at each corner.
Nervusly. l grab to seat with fingers
while MY soul attempt to jump out
through my hair.
For such haste you would be arrest
ed. even in Chicago l bump out.
4 have never been in that part OF
Russia" rebuke him.
Chicago is not in Russia retaliate.
Chicago is the capital Of America"
Il thought folks was never arrested
for nothing in America % he ignite.
Not such:'' ] regret "Only last Wed
nesday a Chauffeur was 1ynched by pub
lie sentiment in New York for running
over a Chorus Girl"
Was she walking when killed." he
ask it,
In the newspaper she was" ] revoke
Such a story is lie on the nose of
it, he dib. Il have never been in Amer
lea, but ! know by experience that
Chorus Girls don't need to walk in towns
where there are Ottomobiles."
Hon. Chauffeur poke up machinery one
more jog. We are now advancing at the
rates of 1O4 miles hourly. The quaint
Spanish village OF Madrid slide by SO
fastly that its quaintpcss appear like a
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

illS pipe sitiI ltkllS a seat IN "A
~ basket of seed onions. L amt
heerJ notlIin' this year bout or treat
mp TO ther meetin' house Chris'mus
Eve. Amt thar gonna be none? I amt
got no nOtis bout it ter put inter ther
paper"
Wait replied the deacon. Il guess
thar gonna be er treat all right but thar
be some agitation 'mOng ther weemin
folks O. ther Christian League bout abol-
ishin' Sanity Claus. They bean readin' in
ther city papers that thar be wide
spread movement afoOt down 10 ther
cities. an specially in ther public schools,
ag'in alloWin' ther children ter b'leVe in
Sanity Claus. Now ther weemin folks air
sayfn' as how IL is noihin' more'n tellin'
lies 20 ther children an teachin' 'em ter
n1istrust their parents an teachers. They
DO say thet now ther most promynent ed
d-cators an learned men down to ther
cities air sg'in tellin' ther children them
lies bout Sanity Claus, an an sayin' as
how children shud De taught more bout
Christ an less bout Sanity Claus a Christ
mas Day"
Them there advanced idears don't ap-
peal ter me, Deacon, an ther feIlers what
cit 'em up air usually tryin' ter advance
sornethin' thet they kin put in ther bank
Advanced idears air all right fur machin-
cry an railroadin' an sich things, but
when II works down ter hooman bein's an
religion they amt never invented any
thing better than what Noah tux inter
f5er ark with I'm.
Tf them thar Deepu! what air taikin' an
flttin' al bet up bout teliin' theT cilildern
Les bout SANITY Claus q Eav ther same
f~nfieu fer childcrn long more pracfickle
tDses they'd DC dom blame sight more
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19
JOHNNIE'S BITE.

johnnie, come in TO dinneri''
Mrs. Slater stood at the door OF her cot
taSe. looking over toward small boy VINO
was fishing with bent pin and herring
bone on the brin OF u puddle.
John -nie-dinnert''
Sun the boy went on fishing.
johnnie
No answer.
eff YOU don't corns IN 90 dinner AZ once.
my son." threatened Mrs. Slater. II won
give you any at allt'
Only a sudden tension of the small boy
frame as he gazed eagerly into the depths
of the murky puddle.
Mrs. Slater'S patience was at an end 81
lently. she crept up behind the delinquent
and then. suddenly seizing him by the
shoulders. shook him violently to and IRE.
You hratH' she cried. Didn't you hear
me call?'
No ma" replied the younsster. sfoutly-
81 didn't hear you the first three times.
and the last time had a bite."-pundes
Advertiser.
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

Madrid. Spain.
To Editor Tribune. who got such a plush
heart he would not crush even the
smallest King,
Dear Sir
Ne & Nogi & O-Fido was standing
lonesomely on the map of Spain yester-
day wishing We could make a entrance
into Royal Palace which was very close
~ annexed TO where We stood. Hithcr
& thither, wherever VIC looked. we could
sec Detectives walking around looking
careless like they didn't sec us. This
was sure sign we was suspicious char
acters.
Let us move onwards," say Nogi
being shot
why should you be superstitious 80
i scald- Are you not too educated for
such snivvle?"
Educated persons are always shot in
Spain confab Nogi shaking his teeth.
''Nogi, you are talking garbage"'
pronounce scornIy. but l could not fin
ish this delicious curse. thank you, be-
cause Something happened promptly. 4
huj, purply Ottomobile of Vanderbilt
Cup appearance. all confused with
wheels & brassware like a Power House,
come whuffing and boiling around cor
ner rumbling peevly from the enraged
sasolene inside This McCanical mon
ster stop UP in front of Royal Palace
With such harsh toots il nearly knock
me & Nogi off Of Europe. On front seat
of this high Horsepower set a slight
Chauffeur Of college-bo appearance. He
seemed too tender TO run such tough
machinery. When all Spanish standing
around seen this Chauffeur Boy they re-
moved of their durbics
They are vcgy polite to hired help in
this Kingdom l nudge TO Nogi.
Maybe he is hired by some Royal
Families and therefore kind OF sacred
and respectable" l snuggest. This
Chauffeur Lad back up Hon. Ottomobile
and brush US still farther off. 1 am
filled with peev from such bumps.
Hon. Mr. Sir" l yan with war-cry.
why are you not more careful when
you kin people,
Hon. Chauffeur gaz at me expectedlv.
like he was not talked 10 thusly 10y his
boss. Six Police charge at me with their
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

Il am very well known character in
this town." he peruse. Also, l some
times suspect it is not me-. but the Otto
mobile that they are saluting"
Hon. Chauffeur smile win his entire
mouth.
Il am grievous to hear that speed-laws
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

is so peevish in America" he map out
Because l have oftenly thought of going
to that country and looking for some
good situation of work. / am becoming
irritated with Spain. In a Kingdom like
this, where the Road of Progress is COW
cred with puddles and dead trees, whera
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

streak of grey mush Every moment of
time / expect we should go to Jail for
ever for such speed. But Hon. Police.
whenever VIC pass one by. simply re-
move off his hat s stand reverently.
They are very respectful to your job"
] snuggest.
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19
WAITING TO FIND OUT.

Cincinnati Tourist (who. for the dr>t
time. has Just entered a restaurant IN
PartSf-Havc YOU oriered%
ST. Louis Tourist (who has reached tae
table some minutes before. and Who lceAs
up from French hill OF farel-Yss.
Cincinnati TouriSt-What did YOU order
81. Louis Tourist dmpaticntiyl-Hov 30
l kuoW.-Chicago News.
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19
CLOSE RESEMBLANCE.

Gunner-The Boston beauty. she is "a
friGid as the North Pole
C;uyer-And she reminds me OF IN. No-th
Pole.
Gunner-In what way?
Guyer-There are two mcn hshting abou,
her.-ChicacO News.
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19
A SUGGESTION.

"Nhv 80 doNncast7''
oh. sat up with sick TREND AS
nlSht. but my wife refuses 10 believe M
What would YOU do
Refer ths matter 20 the UntNsrxsy 9,
Copenhagen, You'll get peace for ewnnes
any hon" Courier journal
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

shucks. I've bean readin' up on that thar
NicaraUgey country, an I can't see what
in tarnation We want ter send full grown
battleship down thar fur. If our men ever
he'd ter open fire on thet speck o land
they'd hev ter pull In purity close ter shore
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

hev sum influence on ther price @ sugar.
an Mandy'll be crosser n n bear ic she
don't git ther mex chapter O. that story in
ther Hearthside Companion
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

an aim fur the plumb centre ur they
mought miss Nicaraugey an blow q hole
In Honduras. If We he'd tolerable husky
ambassyd"r down thar he wouldn't need no
help. When our rights needed "a lcetIe ad-
justin he cud pull often his coat an step
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19
1T Discusses the Question of Abolishng Santa Claus,
but Decides He Is Good Enough Yet

(kHEACON." said The editor. filIing
his pipe and taking a seat in a
~ basket of seed onions Il sfn't
New-York tribune., 1909-12-19

,copyrisht. 1909 by th- Associated Literary
H-essl
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