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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

An Incident In Q 0sesdwsy Lunch
Room In New York.
A business man who In his univee.
sity days had been a devoted student
Of ethics sat down IN q lower Broad.
way lunch room q few days ago aud
saw something that awakened q par.
ticular train Of thought 10 channels
unused since bis student days.
Directly opposite him two men were
6nishing their midday meal. One. q
sprucely dressed chap. slipped bis last
drop Of coffee. placed o dime on the
table In front Of bis empty cup and
walked out. The other. equally well
'drensed. took q little longer time over
bis coffee before preparing 10 90.
Then just a. be was about to rise he
furtively passed his band over to ihe
dime 10 front Of bis former Eeighbor's
plate and moved II 10 q position IN
front Of bis own. He then walked
hastily out. The walter Q moment
later picked up the dime. noting be-.
fore whose plate II was. and cleaned
away tho dishes. mumblIng the while.
Now the former college man ID won.
dering whether this n not case where
he can aptIy apply those words OF
Shakespeare. "Who steals my purse
steals trash. but be that
6lches from me my good name robs
me Of that which not enriches him
and makes me poor indesd."-Nsw
FORK Tribune.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
KLAMATH FALLS. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER q. 1909.



How ths street urchin spots an "easy
uask~ and SITS the coin was shown
rscsatly at Thlri aud Chestnut streets.
Al excellently drsssed young man
with 4 setter dog which be held by a
strap was standing on the corner.
o. of TIE newsboys stood bcside
~ dog and when In master was not
lsoking reached down aud gave It's tall
. oAasp pull. with . yelp Of pain the
~ toenea QuIckly aud jumped for its
ooe0satoe. bat missed him By several
6caoA
~ Inst tAat the dog did not bite
hlm was 70 obstacle 10 the boy. who
gEabbea hls Deft arm with his right
hnn1 ard beean 10 scream furiousiy.
~ ~ NJ: lt BIZ NJ. Take me to Q
hoocetalr
n ewnse q TIE dog became alarm.
- aoa ran 10 The boy. ~Here. sou."
- said. ''taks thls ave dollar bill and
keeo Qulst lt'Il, be all right" and he
hog51od away.
"uhv moasy," said the ncwsboy -
- jolnsd he companions. -Philadel.
~ IiossI
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
ORDER To SHOW CAUSE AGAINST
SALE o. REAL PROPERTY

Il
In the County Court. State Of Oregon,
for the County Of klamath.
In the Matter Of the Guardianship n
the Persons and Estates Of Ernc.;
Dale Soule and Otcy souio. MinorJ:
II appearing 10 this court from tho
petition OF Rose Otey-souie. the guar.
aian OF tho persons and estates Of tho
above-named minors. praying for a,
order OF sale OF certain real estate be.
longing to said wsrds. that Il 10 ueces.
'ary that such real estate should bs
sOld:
II Is hereby ordered that tho mott
OF kin Of said wards and all person.
interested In said estates, appear bo.
Iore this court on Saturday. the 18th
iay OF January, 1910. at 10 o'clock
a. NJ. OF said day. In the courtroom Of
aus court, at the courthouse In ,se
town OF klamath Falls. Oregon. then
ana there TO show cause why an order
should not be granted for the sale a,
sucn real estate.
And II is further ordered TINT .o,v
zee OF this order be made BY pub,ic..
lion thereof for the period OF throo
weeks beginning with tho goth dsv
of December. 1863. In the Evon,n,
'teraid. q daily newspaper Of general
nrcu'ation. published at klamath
Falls. Oregon.
Dated this goth day Of December.
}. D. GRIFFITH.
Judge OF the County Cour,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

llcfow the moods of grnius the
world must ever bow In awe. Tor h u
not 10 the way ward wandrrings from
the normal that Inspiration Itself 10
due? says n writer In London Lady.
The gloomy moods Of Beethoven are
traditional. hut every time they en-.
wrnppci hl- spirit there lowed from
his rrn the most noble of scores.
Turning To Sthuisrt. We npd that t
was in the Iay mossis of the German
Inn that Ills genius worked. Under
their sway the 'Sercnade" and many
other Immortal themes were peuned
on % tavern table. ANY scrnps of paper
belng used that came 10 hand. ~.
guninl was 10 wholly the victim Of
moods that II was no UNUSUAL thing
for m audience to walt 10 vain for bis
contribution 10 Q concert program.
When due to appear some fantasy Of
the moment would impei him TO ~
main ip bis poverty stricken room.
grimly toying with the instrument
which should have been moving bis
bearers 10 tears.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

Love muat b. cultivated and cen b
lncreased BY judlcious culture. ~ wild
frulta may double their bearing under
the hand Of gardener. and lore Gao
dwindle and die out Of neglect. 10
choice flower seeds planted In poor
soil dwlndle and grow sie.-Aaeriet
Beecher stowe.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
Mvskrst sss.u Cure.

the skin Of q muskrat taken and
worn nsxt to tho chest win cure any
ease OF asthma In the world" aid 9
Louisville map " had an uncle whs
suffered Q thousand deaths with asth.
NJ and tried everything that could b
bought N tho way Of medicine. yjnal
y ens DAY an Old time frisad told hin
Of mo muskrat skin. and hs tyied it
70 two months he was - well q he
had ever bs'u. Just bow ~ skiD
wegks about ! cure ls Z mystesy, but n
WI - it"-Nasbvl1lo Teoneaaooaa.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

0sld Highway Nebbse end the First
gnelish Wemsa Smoker.

osld Highway Nebbse end the First
gnelish Wsmsn Smoker.
Mary Firth. better known % Moll
Cutpurse. was Q notable figure IN old
ims London life. She had the repu.
tatiou OF being the nrst woman to
smoke tobacco In England.
The length Of her days 10 q disputed
point. but II seems certain TINT she Ut.
tained the age Of over threescore years
and ten. II h asserted that constant
smoking prolonged her life. A por-
trait representing her ID the act Of
smoking forms the frontispIece Of Mid.
dleton's comedy Of the Roaring Girl"
she also figures 10 other plays Of the
period.
Mary was the daughter Of q shoe
maker living In the Barbican. and Ma.
lone gives 1854 % the date Of her
birth. She early took to wicked ways
and became . noted "highwayman."
Among her familiar friends were the
notorious Captain Hind and Richard
Hannah. She was an expert swords
woman. Single handed she robbed on
Houualow heath General Fairfax of
100 gold Jacobuses. shooting him
through the arm and killing two OF
BIZ horses on which bis servants were
riding Fos the o6snse she was com.
mittsd 10 Nswsate. but on paying the
general $4,000 she obtained her liberty.
AZ one time Mary bad 5000 Of hss
own. bot b. giving money to Distress
n cavalisrs sbs died eomparatvsly
poor. Her death took place In July
l06a and she was laid 70 rest IN o.
sideet'A-1ulgsts Monthly.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

The poet took bis silver mounted
pistol from the bureau drawer.
what are you going to do With
thatr' aslssd bis timid wife.
I'm going to use II to drive the wolf
from the door," he answered.
Ten minutes later the pawnbrokes
had advanced Z? on it.-Chicago News.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

Stymie (who has dailied too long a
the clubhouse,- Hey. old man: What
chuh wanter tee up two balls foei
Green tdlttos-That's oil right. ol6
chap Can't you see I'm driving With
two clubs e?-puck.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
Lest oppertuaity.

Wifey-J remember the night you
proposed TO mel bent my head and
SAID nothing. Hub (comfortinglyI-I
know II worries you. dear: but never
uind-you've made up for Il since
Exchange.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
Hooded Him on,

He-You know. Clara. about the dia.
mond engagement ring ! want TO give
you. diamonds have gone up So She
oh. you dear boy! How sweet OF
you to want to make sacrifices to
prove your love. - Baltimore American.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
WANT ADS.
FOR GALE-Mlsceilaneous.

FOR sALE-A car u choice Rogue
river valley apples; Baldwins. New.
Towns. Swars. Northern Spy. Spitzsn.
''ergs. Bellnowers and Ben Davis. See
us at once and get the best grown.
MORGAN 4 0UILEY.
2l-u Jacobs Block.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

A man should stand erect. not b
kept erect By others. Aurslius
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

FOR RENT-lso acres; LangelI vel.
Icy; hns wheat land; nearly oil In
cultivation; t-ro0m house. barn,
chicken house. Inquire sos. The
Baldwin. la.16.tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

nlvolo.
4niekes-you havs . boy u college
end Z glsl culttsating hss volee1
0oekss-yss. and ! don't know vhleb
~ ~ bo11os yen.-neooklyn HlA
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
Would d Nice.

II tell you that the world shall ye,
give me what . deserve: he rnnied.
"'rhat will be NICE" replied his wife
trying to view her back IN the mirror
Il look well 10 black. - Houston ross.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

There In no grace In q benent that
sticks to the fingers. -s~Deca
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

For Rsnt-suits Of rooms In stilts
block; can b used for light house.
keeping. otilts Dry 0eods Go.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

YOsso0 SSVOSes
OD1s need. the novelist. once told Of
~ expeeisncss % . journalist In Ken.
e1eAy 0any years aga
-3Asss wss Q good deal Of news" he
~. ',saeh - shootings and knianss,
~ thls Dews was not regarded - I'm.
peelnnk and little attention was paid
y 4. I pemember once. when q local
~ beses eut aftssh. when member
- ~ eDoeslne sides Dst at the coun.
u osat TAsrs were bot words. Q
ooov vab struck, and weapons were
GsoUn. wbea the shsrig interfered.
H DsU6ly aapeUeesd that be wouh
~ oeoogats any vto,ence. ordered the
pogo1oo b separate. and when his o..
0o0 wego Dot Vbsyed he began shoot.
~. I 1seUst whether hs killed eight
- -. 1T ! know that IN describing
~ Be16eoe b ny paper commend.
- ~ sAesi9 fos hls prompt action
- 1ssvssy and sddsd The paragraph.
:xhsse = - dosbe bot for ths prompt
oee1so g ~ shseiR thsrs wosld havs
~ hlso1sha1'"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
MIsCELLANH0Ut,

BOARDERS WANTED am pre-
pared to take . few private board
ers. Miss L. Saubsr. Main street.
phone 473.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT

NOTICE is hereby given that ths
anas'''snsd q administrator Of III.
'sests Of Joha .. Hail. deceased. Ia.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-29

Judge Of the County Cour,
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

Leave Charlottesville as follows:
No. %, daily, 7.OS p. m. Washington
and Florida Limited. Through coaches
and sleeper 20 Columbia, Savanna and
Jacksonville sleeper to Augusta;
Bufetservice. Tourist to California
tri-weekly.
No. IS, daily, 12.15 p. m. U. S. Fast
Mail, first-class coaches and drawing
room sleeper to New Orleans dining
car service.
No. Al, daily, 1858 a. m. New York
and Memphis Limited (via Lynchburg)
first-class coach and sleeping cars to
Roanoke, Knoxville, Chattanooga and
Memphis. Sleeper to New Orleans.
Dining car service.
No. 81, daily, 1.42 a. m. New York
and New Orleans Limited; all Pullman
train, club and observation cars to At
lanta and New Orleans; Sleepers to
Asheville, Atlanta, New Orleans.
Sleeper to Charlotte. Dining car
service.
Trains leave Harrisonburg foriWash-
ington $40 a. m. week days, and 3.05
p. M. daily; arrive Washington Il. 25
p. M. and $50 p. NJ, respectively
Trains leave Washington for Harrison.
burg $50 a. M. daily, and 4.15 p. m
week days; arrive Harrisonburg $50 p
m. and 1910 p. NJ, respectively.
Immediate connection in New Unior
Depot at Washington for and from
Baltimore, Philadelphia and NewY orl
c. III. Ackert, Vice-Pres. & Gen. Mgr
S. III. Hardwick, Pass. Traffic Mgr.
w. II. Tayloe, Gen. Pass. Agt.
L. S. Brown, Gen. Agt.
Washington, d. G.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
The Blind Man and Elephant.

There were once six blind men, who
had often heard of elephants, but who
had never seen one, for, being blind,
how could they?
It:so happened one morning that an
elephant was driven down the road
where they stood, and they asked the
driver to let him stop so that they
might see him.
OF course, they could not see him
with their eyes, but they thought that
by touching him they could learn just
what kind of an animal he was.
The first man happened TO put his
hand on the elephants side. "Well,
welln' he said, ''now ! know all about
this beast. He is exactly like wall.
The second felt only of the elephants
tusk. 'My BROTHER" he said, "you
are mistaken. He is not at all like
wall. He is round and smooth and
sharp. He is more like a spear than
anything else"
The third happened to take hold OF
the elephants trunk. "Both OF you
are wrong" he said. "Anybody who
knows anything can see that this elep-
hant is like snake"
| The fourth reached out his arms and
grasped one of the elephants legs.
"Oh, how blind you aren' he said. alt
is very plain tree"
The fifth was a very, tall man, and
he CHANGED to take hold of the elep-
lhant's ear. 'sThe blindest man ought
to know that this beast is not like any
of the things you name" he said. "He
is exactly like huge fam"
The sixth was very blind indeed, and
lit was some time before he could lind
1.-THE elephant at.all. AT last he seized
1.-THE animals tail. ''Oh, foolish fellows'
| he cried; ''you surely. have lost you
senses. This elephant is not like
wall, or spear, or snake, or tree
neither is he like fan. But any mar
with a particle of sense can see he L
exactly like rope. "-Philadelphli
Record.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

This was bit of prod. A severe
expression came back to her.face
DO you suppose that care how de
voted you are to Edith Harrison"
And she snapped her fingers viciously.
certainly not! 1t is the new girl up
at the lakes who was silly enough to
trust me that am speaking Of"
There was no reply to this-that is,
nothing more than a pout
'sI'll go on with the mind reading if
you like. I come back here and de-
vote myself to girl who doesn't care
how devoted I am to another girl at
the same time, and"-
81 didn't say that. r. She stopped
short.
Your
"How ridiculousv'
1.-THE scene changes" he went on
presently. ''I'm talking about what
you're thinking about, remember.
Finally it all comes out that l don't
care rap about any of these girls ex-
cept one, and she doesn't care a rap
about me. But
(which oneY
He described the girl in the ham,
mock She listened with growing
pleasure as he mentioned her different
features, prefixing "beautiful' to all
Of them till he came to her hair.
''My hair isn't auburn. It's
"By Jove! There's the clock strik'
ing 10. I'm off for practice with the
team. Goodby! See you later
! But he didn't He saw another girl.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
Greeley's Writing.

During the early part Of the nine
tenth century the bad writing OF great
men became almost byword. In
fact, poor writing was considered by
some people as almost sign OF genius.
Horace Greeley was such a poor writer
that his correspondents were some
times obliged to guess at his meaning.
1t is related that reporter on the New
York Tribune who received letter
from Greeley discharging him present
ed it as a letter of recommendation to
the editor of another paper.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
Brave Fire Ladies'

often receive severe burns, putting out
fires, then use Bucklen's Arnica Salve
and forget them. 1t soon drives out
pain. For burns, scalds, wounds, cuts
and bruises it's earth's greatest healer.
Quickly cures skin eruptions, old sores,
boils, ulcers, felons; best pile cure
made. Relief is instant. 25c at b. +.
Hughes, drug store.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
THE HEADSMAN.
He Used the Sword and Not the Az
Prior to 1888.

He Used the Sword and Not the Az
Prior to 1883.
am inclined to think that prior to
1888 the sword and not the ak was
usually employed as the weapon for
judicial decapitation and that block
was dispensed with, the victims receiv-
ing their doom "meekly kneeling upon
their knees" and in this opinion l am
fortified by the concurrence of an emil
nent clerical historian. This learned
writer agreed with me that the ak did
not become the regulation" lethal i'm
plement until after the rough and ready
"heading" of Lord Hastings on the
Tower green, when he was summary
dispatched by order Of the protector.
Gloucester.
In this instance, according to the
chroniclers, the victims neck was
stretched upon a piece of timber then
in use for the repair Of the adjacent
church of st. Peter ad Vincula, prob
ably a "putlog," part of the scaffoldins
which, we read, conveniently lay in
the way. contemporary oNNOAAe-
seem to indicate that the executioner
straddled over the prone body, and
from this position I infer that the de-
capitation was effected by the tool
known as an adj, the cutting edge OF
which is at a right angle to and not IN
q plane with the haft.
1 may add that the only contempt
rary reference 1 have come across o.
the use or proposed use of an ak anc
block for inficting capital punishment
prior to this tragedy is in one of the
Pastor series of letters describing the
peril of an unfortunate captive of Jaci
| Cade's rebels CA. D. 1850, a generator
before Lord Hastings was so clumsil!
hacked to death.-London Notes ant
Queries.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
Don't Get a Divorce.

A western judge granted adivorce on
account of ill-temper and bad breath.
DR.. Kings New Life Pills would nave
prevented it. They cure constipation,
causing bad breath and liver trouble
the ill-temper, dispel colds, banlsh
headaches, conquer chills. 25c. at b.
+. Hughes drug store.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

The Rev. Theodore Wood. wei
known English authority on beetles,
makes an interesting observation on
little beetle found frequently in the
flowers of the primrose, but nowhere
else, which is quite a mystery. 1t i
small. brown and fat. and Mr. Wood
remarks of it: "How its life is lived
nobody knows Where its eggs are
laid, what the grubs feed upon, where
the chrysalis be hidden. nobody knows
Nobody knows even why the perfec'
beetle gets into the primrose blossom
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

Blangas, the liquid Illuminating gas
of Professor Blan, seems to be gaming
favor in Germany where it is made.
Burned four hours a day a 22-pound
cylinder supplies a 50-candle-power gas
burner four months. Flexible copper
tubes, only about as large as an electflc
light wire, connect the burners Will
the reservoirs.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
An Essy Way.

AIN order to succeed in life" said the
experienced person, you must MOI be
afraid to make enemies.
"Then," answered the tractablt
youth, you would probably advise me
to put in some time as a baseball I'M
pre- Washington Star.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
When the Adamses Move.

Mrs. K, while telling her children
about Adam and Eve and the beauties
Of the garden of Eden. was interrupted
by one of the tiny tots saying. "Oh
mamma, when those Adamses move
away let us get that place TO live i'll. ;
-DelineatOr
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

A saloonkeeper in Dayton, o., seeks
to avoid compliance with the law re-
curing the removal of screens by nav
ING umbrellas near the door, behind
which customers can be hid.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

A $40, 900 wireless telegraph plant is
being erected at Msw port, which Will
have working radius of 1850 miles g
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08
Southern Railway.

N. B.-The following schedule figures
are published only as information
and are not guaranteed. Schedule
in effect Sept 6, 1908.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1909-01-08

The Putnam organ Factory is the
largest exclusive Reed Organ manufac
tury in the world. Capacity 5000 or
ganS per year.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-26

Hope.
There seems to be no one so hard
70 dfSceurase ~ the person who
eant sing.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-26
TRADING FOR A WIFE.
An Army Officers Experience With
an Indian at a Western Fort.

An Army Officers Experience With
an Indian at a Western Fort.
HE says he would like to trade
with you for your wife!"-it came
out at last. 1t was startling pro-
position indeed. For a moment we
were both too breathless to comment.
Finally my husband yielded to his
impulse for amusement and smiling
at me he replied:
ASK him what he will give for
her"
He says six ponies, Lieutenant.
'Oh, tell him she is worth lots
more than that"
He will give you twelve ponies
for her."
My husband again replied that he
would not trade for anything like
that; so the Indian kept raising his
bid. He offered twenty ponies; then
twenty ponies and a squaw and a
papoose. At length, wearying of the
nonsense, my husband nodded the
dismissal of the subject. But the
Indian seemed to think that the ap-
parent holding out for higher price
constituted trade when the final
offer was not rejected. He appeared
satisfied, but soon signified he wish
ed to finish the bargain. Of course,
my husband Immediately objected.
My savage admirer continued unac-
countably insistent; and amicably to
rid himself of the Indians importun-
ity my husband told him l was not
fit for more travel; that l needed to
go to rest at once. Accordingly I
entered our tent.
The Indian was not content, and
continued, with some of his compan-
ions, to hang around the camp until
one Of the men told them they must
now return to their camp, as we were
all going to retire. When they had
reluctantly departed, my husband
told the Lieutenant who had not been
present during the parieying. of the
incident. The latter looked grave,
and expressed fear that the Indian,
in the belief that he had made a
trade, might cause trouble when the
bargain was not kept. My husband
assured him that there was no agree
ment, and that the buck had no basis
for such a claim. The Lieutenant
explained that the failure to reject
the last bid and the presence of wit
nesses to the price haggling was all
the Indian considered necessary to
make a binding affair of heart and
honor.
or course, terms had to be reached,
and my husband, for the only time
in his experience with the red men,
or as far as l know, with any man,
agreed to compromise. He bought
them off and appeased their disap-
pointment by gift of good, hard
money and lot of tobacco.-Army
and Navy Life.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1909-05-26
An AWfu, Suspicion.

John Sylvester, an ardent member
of Hope Lodge, and an exceedingly
absent-minded man, purchased a new
pair Of trousers and wore them to
the lodge meeting. His wife, who
was we'll aware OF his absent-minded
habits knew nothing of the purchase.
An hour or so after the masters ar
rival at the lodge his wife was seen
rushing breathles1ly down the street
and up into the hall with a package
under her arm. Meeting one of the
members she inquired hastily and
anxiously:
Have you seen Mr.. Slyvester?"
YES" answereu the astonished
brother. well, is he all rights
everything all right?" asked his anxi,
GUS spouse.
my dear madam" said the tyler,
calm yourself. Your husband is per.
fectly we'll l saw him a moment
ago."
But l mean," said the almost fren-
zied woman, did you notice anything
peculiar about him? Did he look as
Just then Brother Sylvester, recog-
he ought to look-Oh, did he-did-"
nizing his wife's voice, came out of
the ante.room with the new trousers
on, to the intense relief of both wife
and the husband.