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The Washington herald., 1909-03-07

We will anser the charges against Us
seprate and specifically.
The Bugie always stands up for the
best pollitickal candidate regardless OF
party. kreed or sex. We reckon II We
happen 10 disckover that one man amt
FL for the orffioe, We have right 10
change our polliticks and support the
tother man, amt We? The trubble with
YOU, HI. IS that you amt got any mind
Ito change
When we was town clerk, we ecks-
pended the surplus OF 20 odd dollers
which was in the treshury in the inter
csts Of Bingvilie. Some Of Il was spent
for one thing. some for another. but It
II went for the good Of the town, and
We point 70 our administration with
pride as being one OF the most pros
porous experiences Bingville has ever
went through
II orr mcmry serves Us korTeCtly, YOU
was one Of the persons ackuscd OF graft
when the new town hall was bit Other
men have been ackused, but nobody be
leeved the charges agenst anyone but
you
No, It amt true that we abuse our
wife until the nabors can here her
skreem-we calcldllate, HI, that If YOU
was as well aclcwainted with our wife
as we be ourself, YOU would know bet
ter than TO treat her otherwise than with
the greatest respeckt We hope we ain
no moral coward, but We alwavs try to
so conduckt ourself IN the presents OF
or wife so as not 10 become engaged
IN fsiSal oonflickt with her-we have
/ had one OF 2 Of these hsikal confEekts
and we know something about en- IF
the nabors here our wife skreeming, she
Is simply laying down instruckshions for
Us IN a voice which viii not be misun-
/ derstood. that's all
You dident haft 10 take Us home from
Cy HosbIns' birthday party unless YOU
wanted tO-we could Of got home with
out your assistance In the same way
exSactly We mite ask who was II took
YOU home after YOU went home with Us
I Dident we walk home then with YOU
20 your door, and then dident YOU walk
home with Us again? Dident we keep
on walking home with each other until
we got sobered Up enuff 10 90 TO bed
People in glass houses shouldent throw
stones, Hi
Hi Henderson, If we was to publish
the facts OF your past life IN these kol-
lums, you would be ashamed to be saw
in publick N the streets OF Bingville
| Besides, II We was 10 tel the publick
what kind OF a person you really be. /;
wouldent be ht TO print in the Bugle
which is a clean family paper with the
biggest circkulashion IN this end Of thc
| County. You are a ded beat and tite-
wad, and we have took your name ofer
our subsckripshion list You owe Us 81
which we will make out bill for an put
It IN the hands Of Anne Hillyer. our tai
ented loryer and legal lite, for colleclz.
shion. We would be willing 10 settle fo-
| 10 cents on the dollar, OF $50
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07

Tother day while We was a set
ting in the Bugle orffice smoking
our corn cob pipe, thus filling the
atmosphere with the fragrant ar
oma of dog leg tobacco and won
dering where our next cash sub
scIripshion was a coming from,
as you mite say, who should gen
tly and humbly open the door and
enter in but Rev. Sam Moore, our
beloved pastor of the Bingville
church. Rev. Moore sat down by
the stove to thor out and after he
had parshially reckOvered from a
koffing and sneezing spell which
was caused by the density Of the
tobacco smoke, he impaired to us
the sad intelligence that he aint
received a red cent on his back
sallry for nearly 3 years past and
unless he gets some remuneration
from the church ere long, he kal-
iIilates he will haft to give up the
gospel and embark in some more
remunerative field OF labor.
It's a disgrace to the town Of
Bingville that the members of our
church should be back on the pas
tiers sallry to the existent of 8
wears. If the members of the par
sons flock thinks that Rev. Moore
can live on spirichual consolashion.
they are a good cal mistaken
spiricl1ual consolashion is all right
in It's place, but it don't hll The
human stumn1ick with corn beef
and cabbage-it don't put patches
on a persons pants nor a new coat
on a persons back. It is set down
in the good book that he who
breaches the gospel shall live off
the gospel which means that the
stingy tite-wads which belong to
the Bingville church OF to loosen
up there wallet strings and finanse
Rev. Moore to a square meal and
some new klerical clothes. Saliva
shion IS free, but that don't say that
a preecher aint got no appetite for
chicken or that he is impervius to
the chilling blasts of the winter
when his clothes is wore ihto holes
through which aforesaid chill
blasts perkolates
In our capasity as editor and
proprietor of the Bingville Bugle
we syrnpathize with Rev. Moore
condishion. There amt probly 2
indivijules in this progressive town
who Is harder up for the bare nes-
sisities of life than Rev. Moore and
oursclf-we be almost parable
cases as you mite say. It is a aw-
ful feeling not to know where
the money to Day for the paper
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
LOkaI items

While cleaning up the office last week
We discovered several back numbers Of
the Bugle printed in 1868. which We
offer at the ridiCklus low price o. 5
cents per copy. These old Bugles con-
tains some war news Of the Rebellion
If you desire the latest news from the
front, buy them First come. first served.
Miss Mile Underwood, who IS a
member OF Bingville's fashionable social
set, is visiting friends at present in Sor-
row Hollow. We viii endeavOr 10 find
out who Millie Is visiting by next week.
Dave White, our popular and ackomo-
dating undertaken, says he never seen
so much good health in Bingville as
there IS this winter. Dave says times IN
the undertaking business hereabouts amt
what they used to be, since the mortality
rate has decreased 50.
Lafe Henderson Of Zion Cross Roads
gave Us pleasant visit last week and
left on our desk 2 Baldwin apples
which seem TO be just as plump and
solid as if they had come ofen the tree.
How is this for Bingville apples this
late in the season. If Lafe had only OF
bTung couple more there would of ben
enuff to make apple sass out OF.
Jim Hall while logging last week for
Sim Peters had one ear froze. Jim
didn't know this, however, until he got
home, and It was a turrible surprise to
him. Jim says he calcklates he will
have TO get his other ear froze so both
ears will match
There was a very slim congregation
at church last Sunday morning OWN &c
the deep snow. The audience consisted
OF Mel Simpson. who always bids Z
FIRE in the church stove during the
winter. Rev. Moore, our beloved pastor
diden't preech a reglsr sermon-all he
done was to set down and have heart
to heart talk with Mel
Mrs. Martha Tucker sent our wife Z
delishious skwash pie last Saturday
which she baked from some skwasi
which she canned last fall This is thC
first time we ever knowed skwash car
be canned We personally ct % OF thC
pie at one Sitting-it was fne and VIZ
hope Martha will remember our wife
when she bakes skwash pie agin.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
HOT LETTER
FROM III!
He Says Ws'Te AieaTd to Print Il, but
We've MOI Some Of The Charges
He Makes kginSt Us Is RidiGkH-
Ius-Hi Better Let Us Alans, Un-
less He Desires His Past Went
Into
.nr Rinpvillc BuCle-

Editor, Bingville Bugle-
Sir-I.ast week my attenshion was
called to a item in the Buggle where YOU
seen ft TO inform the genral publlok
that I was back on my subscs-IPshlon
This NAV be true, but don't ike TO hev
If printed in the Bugle and throwed up
TO me. as you mite say. This amt the
first time YOU hev dunned me IN pub
lick for nv back subsckTiPshIon and l
am getting purity gosh rammed tired OF
m TO. not only that but II amt ben so
very long sinst you ackused me OF COM
ing home from the Co. seat with Biu
Hepburn in a shameful state of intock-
sicashion. I don't dem It, but it would
ent OF ben known all over this end OF
the county If you hadent Of printed II
in the Bugle
You better tend to your own business
hereafter unless you desire 20 hev your
pants kicked eileen up your back till they
hang or your shoulder blades and / VIII
tend to mine. I hev ben subsckrib-
er to the Bingvilie Bugle ever sInst It
started and while fate has trifled with
me hnanShially, as you mite say. and be
lause I have ben overlook with noon
erus reverses, I happen TO be back some
"A years on my subsckripshion but that
amt no reason why you should rub II
into me through your oollum Ike you
hev did Who be you to point out my
folts 10 the world; amt you got any
folts2
You aint got no more backbone than
Jelly FISH.
The Bugle amt got no polliticks nor
prinsipel either--you alters support what
ever candidate you can get the most
money outen no matter what party he
belongs to and I hev LInowed the Bugle
TO change It's polliticks twicet in the
same day.
What become Of the funds when you
was town clerk II years ago?
Who was il was ackused of graft
when the new town hall was bilt?
Is If true that you abuse your wife
till she skreems so that the nsbors can
heer her on all sides?
Who was il got fuller than a cote
al Cy Hoskins birthday party and he'd
to be took home after dark?
/ defy you T. publish this letter so
that the world can no just what kind
of hair pin you be.
Yours disrespectfully,
BingviIle. HI HENDERSON.
Looky here, HI, you have went a lit
tie mite too fur. We would treat the
above charges and insinuashions with
silent contempt and skorn as they dis
erve If we could do It, but we cant-we
cant hold ourself IN and let such charg-
es as these 60 unnotised.
In the first place If you banker after a
opportunity 70 kick our pants until they
hang from our sholder blades. We give
YOU a corjial invitashion to come a
round to the Bugle orffioe any day
i between ] a m and p m After {
p m you can find US at Hen Wcthers-
bys store If you think we would re-
main idle and unockupied while you was
doing this kicking, we guess you have
made a miscalcl1ulashion. It would give
Us great pleasure indeed, HI. 10 make
your Ease look ike piece OF raw beef
and otherwise beautify It so your best
> friends wouldent reckonize you on thS
street.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
SIgn Your Hams

Every now and then somebody sends
SIS IN a communication for the Bugic
which they don't sign their name 10.
and as result Il generally goes into
the waste basket unless We are tu-rible
hard I'D for news Whenever you write
ANYTHING for the Bugle always sign your
name 10 Il, not incidentally for publics-
ton. but merely as a evidence Of good
faith and honorable intentions. As edi-
tor We can't be too careful 10 keep is
reputashion undehled and unspotted by
the world
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
Seth Amt BIzzY

Seth Dewberry, our lion-hearted town
constubble, says there amt nothing to
speak of to do in the detecktive line
through the winter, and as a result Seth
is spending most Of his time in reading
up on 5 ct. detective litterchoor. Seth
has read several books about Old Iron
sides, the Great Detecktive, and says he
has picked up a lot of pointers which
will prove valuable in helping him chase
criminals to earth in the fuchure.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
CORRECTION

We desire to state that We was II
error last week IN stating that HI Gran
BY was on the sick list HI called az this
Office Just before We went TO press and
informed Us to make this oOrrecshion
which we Go with great cheer. Be t
therefor hereby remembered that HI
Granby was not on the sick list last
week-it was the week before
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
AUFUL BIG PREMIUM
OFFER. READ IT

In order 70 get few more subscTib-
ers. OF which we are at present N sore
need, espeshizlly OF the kind OF sub
scribers who VIII pay IN advance, We
have decided 70 make a turrible big
premium offer.
The Washington herald., 1909-03-07
THE BINGVILLE BUGLBlI
The Leading Paper Of the County

Observation-Disclosures
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-12-23

merce and labor. was $20.013.4 3.414. against
Sl2.092.554 in November. 1908. and the
value of imports from France I'm Mo-
vcmbcr. 1909. was S14.lG6.199 against
$S.4s2. .024 in November, 1908.
THE ipcrease in the value of eN-
ports to France occurred chiefly in raw
cotton an article not affected by tariff
changes. since II Is Imported free of
duty into France. The value of raw
cotton exports to France i'm November.
1909, was S16,795,51S. against $7.065.OIS
in November. 1908. this advance being
due In part to higher prices.
The special trade agreements in ex-
lstence between France and the Unit
cd States. which terminated Oct 81,
1909. gave to certain articles entering
France from the United States the
minimum tariff rate of that country
and to certain articles entering tho
United States from France special
rates of duty. and the termination OF
these agreements made these articles
again subject to the maximum or
general tariff rates in France. and to
the general tariff rates in the United
Stntes.
1.-The more important articles from
the United States upon which the
French rates OF duty were advanced.
as shown by 4 recent statement of the
tariff division of the bureau OF manu-
facturers. were petroleum, crude. an
increase OF 100 per cent in the rate OF
duty. refined. an increase OF 100 per
cent; heavy oils. an increase of 80 per
cent: various grades of fruits ranging
from per cent to 200 per cent ad-
vance in rates of duty; lard go per
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OIL EXPORTERS
ARE ALARMED
Begin a Movement to Induce Con-
gress to Renew Expired
Treaty With France.
EXPORT TOTALS ARE LARGER
Value Occurred Chiefly in Raw Cotton.
An Article Not Affected by
Tariff Changes.

Washington, Dec. 22.-Alarmed by
a drop from 81 100000 to S26.363 In min
eral oil exports to France in a month.
American oil exporters have begun n
movement to induce Congress TO re-
new with the French government the
reciprocity treaty that expired on Oct
81. Exporters also hope for the renewal
of the treaty with Spain. a large i'm
porter of American oil. which VIII ex-
pire on Aug. 81, 1910.
Exports to Canada under the opera
tion of the new tariff law have not
been compiled by the bureau of statist-
q les OF the department of commerce
and labor. but indications are that
they Will show relatively as great a
falling Off In oil exports as those to
France.
Notwithstanding the abrogation OF
the reciprocity treaty with France, re-
ports to the bureau for November, the
first month under the new order Of
things. show larger totals in both i'm
ports and exports than in the CORES
ponding month of last year. Raw cot
ton. which is imported into France
free of duty. and hence Is not affected
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CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they
cannot reach the scat OF the disease.
Catarrh Is blood OF constitutional dis
ease, and In order to cure II you must
take internal remedies Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally. and acts d.
rcctly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Halls Catarrh Cure is not n
quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by
one of the best physicians in this coun-
try for years and Is regular prescrip-
tion. 1t Is composed of the best tonics
known. combined with the best blood
purifiers acting directly OH the mucous
surfaces. The perfect combination of
the two ingredients Is what produces
such wonderful results In curing Ca
tarrh. Send for testimonials free
f. ]. CHENEY 6 CO. Props.
Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists; price. 75c,
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
tIOn
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by tariff changes. is largely RESPONSE
BILE for the increase in exports, while
art works 20 years old and over. adj
mitted free under the new law, and
diamonds and hides were responsible
for the Increased imports.
The falling off In imports OF cham
pagne from France. due to the in
creased tariff. was most marked de-
clining from S5S4,674 in November, 1908.
to $5S,062 in November 1909.
A careful compilation of figures
covering the first month of the opera
tlon of the new commercial relations
between France and the United States
has been prepared for the Associated
Press by the bureau of statistics, as
follows:
Commerce between the United
States and France In November, the
first month following the termination
of the reciprocity agreements. shows
larger totals In both imports and ex-
ports than In November of last year.
The total value of exports Of domestic
products to France In November 1909.
rs shown by records of the bureau OF
statistics of the department of COM
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-12-23
RAMCHER GOES INSANE,
KILLS WIFE AND CHILD

Fresno. Cal. Dec. 22.-Stricken with
sudden insanity. G. C. Cheuvrond, a
ranchcr killed his wife and one child,
wounded three others today and ended
his own life under the wheels OF a
railway train a few hours after the
tragedy.
Mrs, Cheuvrond was at the kitchen
range preparing breakfast when her
husband entered carrying heavy
hatchct, Without a word, he split her
skull with one blow. Leaving her ly-
ing there, he entered the bedroom,
whore his children lay asleep. In
rapid succession. he struck while they
were sleeping in their beds, George.
aged II; Claude. aged II; Gladys, aged
10, and an infant daughter. Nellie
Claude Is dead and Gladys is dying,
while the others will recover.
AS he emerged with his reeking
weapon. NJ. NJ McClung. a stepson,
aged 10. met him on the porch. The
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maniac sprang upon the youth and
chopped viciously at his head. Fvad
ing the blow McClung strcuk his step
father heavily on the Jaw The blow
stopped him and the hand that held
the hatchet fell to mis- side Without
speaking, the rancher extended Its en-
sanguined handle to McClung and
turning ran TO the railroad track,
posse engaged by McClung found his
dismembcred body In a cuivert beside
the rails on which the slayer had
sought to expiate his terrible deed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1909-12-23
GREAT 14-INcH GUN.
Tests Made at Indian Head Proving
Ground Highly Satisfactory.

Washington. Dec. 22.-"Highly salts
factory" is the statement of Officials
at the navy department today In de-
scribing tests of the 14-inch gun now In
progress at Indian Head. Md Five
shots have been fired. and one or two
more Will be necessary before this gun.
the biggest In the world. Is finally
proved"
inc tests so far are said to have
demonstrated the necessity for 81 sne
ctal powder for the gun to produce
the desired velocity and hitting power,
without too great a pressure
The gun is SO feet 61s inches long.
weighs SO tons. shoots a shell Weighing
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MORE DANvrLLE PROOF

Jacob Schrall. dS2 South St. Dan-
Vile. ILL.,, writes: -Four over eighteen
months I was sufferer from kidney
and bladder trouble. During the whole
time was treated by several doctors
and tried several different kidney
Pills Seven weeks ago 1 commenced
taking Foleys Kidney Pills and 7 an,
feeling better every day and will be-
glad to tell anyone Interested tust
what Foley's Kidney Pills did for me-
Schramm-Johnson Drug Co.. Salt Lake
City.
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SUGAR FRAUD CASES.
Treasury Officials Expecting Indict-
mont of Mnn "HIghcr Up.u

Washington. Dec. 22.-Treasury Of
flcials are congratulating themselves
that, with the closing of 1909. splendid
results have been accomplished In the
rehabilitation of the customs service
particularly at New York. and In the
rounding up of persons and corpora
tions through whom the government
has been cheated out of millions of
dollars. The department is still con-
tlnuing its Investigations into the
losses sustained by the underweighing
OF sugar
The officials are keeping mum as to
the personality of the individual "high-
er up" in the sugar frauds against
whom an indictment Is expected every
day.
The fact that the American Sugar
Refining company contemplated fling
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The above is the name OF n German
chemical. which is one of the many
valuable Ingredients of Foley's Kidney
Remedy. Hexam methylenetetramine Is
recognized by medical text books and
authorities as uric acid solvent and
antlseptic for the urine. Take Foley's
Kidney Remedy as soon as you notice
any Irregularities and avoid a serious
malady. Schramm-J Johnson Drug Co.
Salt Lake City.
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Mrs. S. Joyce. Claremont. N. H..
writes: About a year ago I bought
two bottles of Foley's Kidney Remedy.
1t cured me OF severe case of kid
ney trouble of several years standing.
1T certainly is n grand. good medicine,
and heartily recommend it."
Schramm Johnson Drug Co., Salt
Lake City.
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Scott S Emulsion
equals in nourishing properties
ten pounds of meat. Your Ply
sician can tell you how it does it.
FOR SALE BY ALI. pRuGGIsrS

Bond loo.. pnme Of pnpcr and this I'D for our
beautiful Savings Bank and ohiId's Sketch Book.
Each bank contains n Good Luck Ponny.
SCOTT & BOVINE. 4os Pearl ST.. New York
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q claim for 100000 FOR losses alleged
to have been sustained since 1907 by
ovefweiehts has been known in Wash
ington for some time. Last summer the
attorney for the company mentioned
the matter to the treasury department.
The claim Will be looked into.
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DOLLS, TOYS, GAMES,
HALF PRICE NEXT 4 DAYS

We have a large stock lately arrived
of Dolls. Elegant Framed Pictures and
New Games. Half price as long as
ithey last. Open evenings.
DESERET NEWS BOOK STORE.
Main ST
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cent; canned meats. SO per cent: manu-
factured and prepared pork meats. 100
per cent and coffee. 121 por cent"
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ELEGANT LINE
FRAMED PICTURES
Half Price for 4 Dnxs

hiI fflce lot OuySs
We have a beautiful stock of Taber
Prong. Hangreaves and other artistic
lines of elegant framed pictures to offer
for four days at half ps1cc. Far below
cost. Open evenings.
DESERET NEWS BOOK STORE.
6 Main Street.
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Little Folks Stuffed
LIKE TOADS

These holidays make lot of sick
folks-somc of them awfully i'll. In
spite of all you can do the little folks
will overeat Xmas times. Don't fail
to give them a CASCARET at bed
time and help nature get rid Of the
overload. 1t will keep them well
aud lively.
Buy Ioc box CASCARETS-week's
treatment-and have Il handy to uso
ovcrv nicht. Xmas week.