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The bee., 1909-03-18
Don't Complain

Ifyour chest pains end you are
unable to sleep because of a cough.
Buy bottle Of Billiards. Horeheund
Syrup, and you won't have any
cough. Get a bottle now and that
cough Will not last long. A cure for
all pulmonary disease. Mrs. j,
Galveston, Texas, writes: II can't
say enough for Billiards. HurehOund
Syrup. The relief il has given me
is all that is necessary for me to
say"
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co.,
incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Clears the Complexion.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup stim-
ulates the liver and thoroughly
clenses the system and clenses the
system and clears the complexion OF
pimples rnd blotches. 1t is the best
laxative for women and children as
it 10 mild and pleasant, and does
not grippe or sicken. Oriuo is much
superior to pills, apartment waters
and all ordinary cRthartics as 1t
does not Irritate the stomach and
bowels,
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Not for Hans.

Hans came in from his ranch to
buy horse. I've got the very thing
you want said Ike Bergman; tits a
fine road horse. Ave years old, sound
as quail, SITS cash down, and he
goes ten miles without stopping"
Hans threw up his hands in protest.
Not for me-" he said-"not for me.
wouldn't gif you five cents for him.
I've eight miles out, und I'd half to
walk back two miles"
The bee., 1909-03-18
Work OF Humorous Macon.

In Lichfeld (Eng) cathedral the cen.
trail pillar OF the chapter-house and the
clustered shafts apd vaulting ribs
which spread'from # are very fine spe-
cimens Of early English work. One OF
the pillars contains the quaint design
OF cat with a mouse in its mouth. 1t
Is supposed TO have been executed in
a humorous spirit by one of the ma
sons, who. so far as the stone permit.
ted. made II quite realistic.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Revelations Of Color.

Colors tell a tale. Feminine lug
ubrity shows a painful affection for
musty blacks. for sickly fawns and
grewsome grays. Those of overflow
Ing vitality, on the other hand, love
bright colors-orange. scarlet and
blue. People of amiable. but rather
indefinite character, show a decided
preference for pale shadowy shades
pale-blue. pale-pink, white or cream
Gentlewoman, London.
The bee., 1909-03-18

should be sunshine in the home, and
will be il you give 1t Whites Cream
Vermlfuge, the greatest worm med
icine ever offered to suffering hu-
mainly. This remedy is becoming
the permanent fixture of we'll regu-
children, can't get along without a
bottle of Whites Cream Vermifuge
In the house. It is the purest and
best medicine that money can buy.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1909-03-18
1t Saved His Leg.

"All thought I'd lose my leg,''
writes j A. SwensOn WatertOWn,
Wis, "ten years Of eczema, that 10
doctors could not cure, had at last
laid me up. "Then Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve cured IL sound and we'll 4"
Infallible for SKIN eruptions, eeze-
ma, salt rheum, bOils, fever sores,
burns, scalds, cuts aud piles.
25c. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Pyomies Of East Africa.

The thick forest along the banks Of
the Semliki, in eastern Africa, is
densely inhabited by pygmies. They
are cannibals, and when pressed for
food exchange their children for those
Of other families. They refuse to eat
of their own families.
The bee., 1909-03-18
sIanaIn That Carry Ear.

When an African chief Of the M
gerian tribes is ready to begin harvest
Ing and requires extra assistance. says
Popular Mechanics, he sets some Of
his tribesmen drumming. They beat a
huge kettledrum made of skin
stretched on calsbash and a small
side drum. The sound of the drum
ming carries a great distance, and la
borers come in from all directions.
The bee., 1909-03-18
The New Pure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug Law as it contains no opiates
or other harmful drgs, and we rec
ommend It as q safe remedy for
children and adults.
Sold by st. Bernard drug store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-03-18
ssventsen Injured In WRECK.

San Antonio, Tex, Mar. 15.-Seven-
ten passengers were injured, some ser.
iously and two perhaps fatally, when
an eAstbound Southern Pacific train
No. 10 ran into an open switch and
CRASHED headlong against switch en-
CINE on a side track in the yards at
Sanders.
The bee., 1909-03-18
WASTING Letters.

We have only a few letters In the
alphabet, yet many persist In wasting
them. Here comes M. Ffeuron, Mr..
Lloyd, Mr.. BRENT. Mr.. Llewellyn. Mr..
Perscey. Mr.. Willcocks, Mr.. Hammers
leight, Mr.. Mavgonnigale. Mr.. Msccrae.
Miss Carrollyne Welles, Miss Bneu-
lands. Georges Kheller. etc.--N. Y.
Press. -. ..,,5,-:,ss::-;
The bee., 1909-03-18
Simple Remedy for La Grippe.

Recking la grippe coughs that
may develop into pneumonia over
night are quickly cured by Foley's
Honey and Tar. The sore and in.
famed lungs are Lealed and
strengthened, and the most stubborn
cough is quickly cured. Take on
ly Foley's Honey and Tar in the
yellow package.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Kills wOuld-Be Slayer.

A merciless murderer is Append
citIs with many victims. But DIR.
Kings New Life Pills kill II by pre-
VentlOn. The gently stimulate
stomach. liver and bowels. prevent
ing that clOgglng that invites ap-
pendicltis, curing constipation, bill
iOusness, chills, malaria, headaeh he
and Indigestion,
zoe at ali leading druggists.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Fan Easily Handled.

A patent has been granted on fan,
the propeller-like blades OF which are
driven through gear wheels by lever
operated by one finger Of the person
holding It. The inventor claims 1t OBJ
viates the effort needed for using the
ordinary fan.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Nav EIshsa In The Sea.

In communication to the Royal So
ciety OF Queensland, Douglas Ogilby
records the discovery Of one new &C.
nus and seven new species OF fish,
Among these are slender dog shark,
Howe's needle fish, long-beaked gar
fish, the somber leather jacket and
others.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Wright Repeats Feat.

Pau. France, March. 12.-Wilbur
Wright Thursday repeated his LemAns
feat, rising twice without the aid OF
derrick. Two men pushed the
machine along the rail and went into
the air easily and without the slightest
hitch
The bee., 1909-03-18
rImber zoe WId.IY soa,t.r.d.

While there is an abundance OF suit.
able timber in Brazil It is dificult to
find many districts where the trees
suitable for lumber are close enough
together for profitable work. Trans
portation causes much difficulty, often
making Il impossible to transport logs
to a mill or lumber to a market.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Objectionable.

'T wouldn' objeck to de man dat
keeps tallIin' all de time" said
Uncle Eben, IF he didn' insis' on
thowin' in a question every ten min
utes or so dat you's got to answer to
show you's keepin' ake."-Washing-
ton Star.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Bicycle for the Blind.

An EngIishman has invented bicy-
Gle for the blind. In reality 1t is a
multi-cycle, carrying IL riders, led by
a seeing person, who does the steer.
ing.
The bee., 1909-03-18

For .cuts, spralns, bruises, burns
rheumatic and all other pains, use
McLean's Volcanic OH Ltniment.
First sold in 1852, still the same eff
fective remedy in 1908. Good for
man or beast. 25c.. soc. and $l.00.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Relative Of Former President Dead,

Puoughkeespsie, N. Y. March Ia
John Aspinwall Roosevelt, distant
relative OF former President Roose-
welt died at his home on the north road
near this city late Thursday afternoon.
after an illness OF several months.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Wladom.

Wisdom does not show Itself so
much in precept as in life--in a firm.
ness OF mind and mastery Of appetite
II teaches us to do, as well as to talk;
and to make our actions and words all
of a color. Seneca.
The bee., 1909-03-18
conoervIlIe Postoffice Robbed.

Bloomington, ILL.,, March l6.-The
postofhce safe at Congerville was
dynsmlted Monday night and 5000
secured.
The bee., 1909-03-18

II you haven't the time to exercise regularly,
Doan's Reglets will prevent constipation. Inc
induce mild easy, heartfelt action OF the bowels
without gripping. Ask your druegist ior shem
as cents.
The bee., 1909-03-18
mo- MIN and mo- Man.

Folks as have no mind TO be O. use
have always the buck to be out O. the
road when there's anything to be
done.-'George Eliot.
The bee., 1909-03-18
Mako The eest Of rhlnos.

A jolly temper is not the sign OF
an empty head. Become a philosopher
and skip over troubles and never cross
bridges before you reach them.
The bee., 1909-03-18

Character Easily Determined.
Tell me with whom thou art fond.
and VIII tell thee who thou art
Goethe
The bee., 1909-03-18
Good Definition.

True wit is nature to advantage
dressed.-POpe.
The bee., 1909-03-18

N tqvsR Its reception BY
the public has ex.
~ ~ seeded in enthusi
asm anything we
had dared to anticipate.
Employers and stenographers
alike have welcomed it as the one
machine that answers the lnultipli-
ed need of the hour.
The cry is for Speed! Speed
Speedl-aRd the Oliver responds.
The demand for Durability is fill.
ed by the sturdy, steel-clad Oliver.
To call for writing machine
that will de many things and do each
of them equally well, the OlKer
answers with its unexampled versa
tilIty.
Its visible wriHRg saves the
strain on eye and brain.
Its legIbility lends beauty to ats
work. The letters that bear the Oh
liver imprint are the letters that seen
to speak.
Oliver No. 5 fairly bristles with
new and exclusive time-andrsaving
features. We have space to mention
only q few OF the more impOrtat Snes;
disappearing Indicator shows
exact printing point.
Balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
-Line Ruling Device is fine for
tabulRted work.
Double Release doubles conve-
nience.
Non Vibrating Base lnsHres
stability. Yet with all OF those adj
ded improvements, we have still
further sinplified the Oliver-by
fusing brains with metal.
Oliver No. is = dream come eEqe
the dream Of Thomas Oliver crys-
tallized into this wonderful mech
anism of shining steel that embOd-
les very possible requirement of a
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for a
Free Demonstration of oliver No. 5.
Or send for The Oliver Book-yours
for a postal.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
The oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee., 1909-03-18

Dependent only on Itself.
True dignity is never gained by
place and never lost when honors are
withdrawn.-Massing
The bee., 1909-03-18

Whom the gods would destroy the,
,rst make mad.--Nashyille' American
The bee., 1909-03-18
Eeroclous.

1t isn't safe to judge by appearances.
The man who acts ferociods abroad
may be as meek as lamb at home
Chicago Daily News.
The bee., 1909-03-18

Division of Labor.
A mans better-half lays down the
rules In the house, but allows her hus-
band to lay down the carpets.
The bee., 1909-03-18
L. g. N. TIME CARD.

Time OF arrival Of trains passing
Through and departure of trains
originating at Darlington.
Effective Sunday, Dec 20, 1908.
The bee., 1909-03-18
INTERURBAN TRAINS.
SOUTH BOUND
q. c. r. r. TIME CARD,

Time of departure of Illinois Gen.
1ral trains from Nortonville, Ky.
The bee., 1909-03-18

New Oliver No. S
Sets Swiftest Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wonde rfu
new model, OlIver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm.
Its reception by
the public has ex-
aaaded inenthusi-
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
WHAT. Is DOING
THE WORLD OVER
A WORD ABOUT THE LEADING
EVENTS or THE WEEK.

The extra session OF Congress sum
moned by President Taft assembled Mon
day. Much excitement attended the
House organization on account OF the
contest over revision OF the rules. Thir-
ty-one "insurgent" Republicans COM
bined with mcst of the Democrats and
succeeded in preventing the adoption OF
the old rules favored by Speaker Cannon
and the regular Republicans. The result
was considerably mixed. BY very close
vote, the old rules were defeated. Then
the insurgent rules met with repulse,
after which Fitzgerald OF New York, a
Democrat. proposed modification OF the
old rules in certain respects. Enough OF
the Democrats voted with the regular Re
/ publicsns to carry these through. Jo.
seph @. Cannon was reelected to the
/ speakership over Champ Clark, Democrat,
I though II Republicans members voted
against him. There was much acrimony.
The Democrats are incensed over the de.
fection thai robbed the reform movement
OF complete victory.
The new tariff bill as prepared will be
presented at once. II makes radical re
duotions in many important schedules.
There is no duty on coffee.
to be collector at Charleston, s. c., vic'
Crum, colored, resigned.
The assistant secretary OF the treasury
denies that the government is crippled by
lack OF funds. He says the new admins
tration faces a condition as favorable q,
the last one did.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Dean o. Mrs. c. a. Howard.

Mrs. Cornelia A., widow OF the late
Samuel Howard, died at a quarter to
seven Monday morning, March Is, at the
home of her daughter. Mrs. Dora Dow,
on Berlin street in Montpelier.
Mrs. Howard had been great sufferer
for five years. Two years ago she sus-
tanned a shock, from which she recovered
so that she was able to be about the
house. Feb. 20, she was prostrated by a
second shock and, though she partially
rallied, death soon brought release from
pain.
She was born in Montpelier, Dec. /,
1916, the daughter of Cad and Maryette
Crossett. She first married Joseph A.
Gilman, who died in 1871. There were
two daughters of this union-Susie, who
died in infancy, and Mrs. Dora Dow,
formerly Mrs. Dora Holman of this place,
with whom Mrs. Howard had lived dur
ing the last years OF her life. Mr.. Gill
man was veteran of the Civil war. Her
second husband was Samuel Howard,
who died in August, 1907, and was bur
I led in Randolph beside his first wife.
Besides her daughter, Mrs. Howard left
q grandson, Howard A. Holman; two sis
ters, Mrs. Lemuel Chandler of Berlin and
Mrs. Georgianna Smith of Hartford; one
4 DrOfner, ROSWELL OEOsSett OF GpOkhne,
Wash, and q sister-in-law, Mrs. Eliza
Crossett Of Montpelier.
I Most OF her life had been lived in
Montpelier, Randolph, Northfeld and
Bethel. She was a member of Trinity
Methodist church in Montpelier, tC
which she was transferred from the Beth
Ell society. She was a great worker in the
church, friend to the sick and will b.
greatly missed, especially in the home, il
which she had been tenderly cared for
She was of q cheerful disposition anc
made many friends wherever she lived
A devoted wife and mother, it may wei
be said OF her that a faithful woman ha
gone to her rest.
Her ancestors had Revolutionary FAM
and her grandfather on her mothers sid
served in the Revolutionary war.
The funeral was held in Montpelier q
10 O'Clock yesterday morning, Rev. J
Wesley Miller of Bethel officiating. Tn
body was taken to Dnxbury by team 70
interment beside Mrs. Howard's first hus
band and infant child, and prayer at tn
! grave was offered by Rev. Mr.. johnson
: pastor Of the Methodist church in Water
} bury Contributed
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a Smooth Proposition.

Tuesday morning a couple of young
.1en arrived in town and approached E.
A. Thomas with an attractive PROPOSE
ti0n in regard to a silk sale for the pur-
pose Of introducing the superior goods Of
the Novelty Silk company, whose head
quarters were stated to be at Portland.
Ms-, nnd the factory at Paterson, N. J.
They had y trunkfuI OF very nice silks
exceptionally low priced and wanted
Mr.. Thomas to take the agency OF the
goods for 25 per cent Of the sales and %
per cent of the demonstration sale, which
they proposed to hold in his store that
afternoon. AS their offer seemed square,
honest business, Mr.. Thomas consented
to take the agency and to have the dem
onstration sale in his store.
The men then had the Buck Printing
company get out lot OF dodgers adver-
tising "Monster Silk Sale'' of 500 yards
of high-grade stuff at sacrifice prices from
to p. m. Tuesday. To bear out the
"sacrihce" feature, 81 silks wero quoted
at 90 cents, S1.25 goods at SO cents, ETC.,
but the goods we're not really sold ct
quite such reckless figures.
The dodgers attracted to the sale not a
/ few customers. who found satisfactory
bargains in the handsome silks displayed
to them, and the sale was going on finely
when some careful reader of the daily pa.
pers pointed out to Mr.. Thomas an item
about Newport merchant. z. F. Hum
lphrey. having discovered the Novelty
Silk company to be a fake concern.
The item said that when Mr.. Hum
phrey, in the character Of agent, attempt
led to order goods from the company 81
Portland, he learned that no such concern
tcxisted and he afterwards learned that mer-
chants in Barton, Charleston and Island
Pond had been victimized like himself
only to q greater extent, as they had al
been relieved OF some ready cash.
Dir. Thanaaa tHlspsoned to Portland
and wns lmannmsd. as the Newport mer.
chant had beHn--that no Novelty Sill
company was doing business in the city,
He at once stopped the sale this was al
5 o'clock-and asked an explanation o.
the eompanyis salesman, who, however
had none to give and appeared to be 81
much dumbfounded as anyone at the
turn Of events. He settled with Mr.
Thomas according TO agreement and,
with his companion, drove to Bethel
where they had a sale already advertised
At last accounts they had not declared
themselves in Bethel nor submitted theil
scheme to the merchants of that place.
1t was certainly a Novelty Silk sale FOL
Randolph aud will be for some time thu
only one of its kind promoted Lere.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Italian Detective Killed in Sicily.

Lieut.. Joseph Petrosino, head. OF the
Italian squad at New York police head
quarters, was shot and killed in public
square at Palermo, Italy, Saturday night.
Two unknown men assailed him in the
darkness and fired three revolver bullets
into him. Before be expired he managed
to draw bis own pistol and fire once, but
without avail, as the assassins had fed.
Petrosino had been very active in pursuit
Of the Black Hand, Malta and Camorra.
and his errand in Sicily was to secure
information that would aid the govern
ment in dealing with certain suspects.
It is believed that his murderers knew
this and planned to stop him in his
work. In his pocket we're memoranda
with some of the facts he had CLEANED,
but most of them perished with him.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
WIN Renew Old Wage scheduIe.

The anthracite coal miners, through
their union committee, and the coal oper-
atives held conference last week to con-
slider a new wage agreement for the ensu-
ing three years. The miners asked for
some increases, but the operatives would
only consent to a renewal of the present
agreement, which is the enc formulated
by the coal strike commission Of 1905.
The miners will hold a convention to con-
slider the question shortly. 1t is said that
National President Lewis is not in favor
OF strike. The operatives have very
large surplus OF coal on hand and are well
prepared for trouble.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Time to Interfere in Central Ameries

There is a renewal of agitation in the
Central American republics. President
Zelaya Of NicaraRua has failed to keep
bis agreement with the United States re-
lating to a settlement of the Emery claim
and the American charge at Managua has
been recalled. Salvador and Guatemala
are involved with Nicaragua and hostili-
ties are threatened. The United States
and Mexico will act together in case Ct
trouble to put an end to conditions that
have become about intolerable in Central
Auaar5ea
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Standard Wins Sas, ,24o, 900 Cass

In United States district court at Chica-
go last week, Judge Anderson ordered a
verdict for the defendant in the suit
against the Standard Oil company for re-
batting, which, at its first trial. resulted
in a fine of S29, ,240, 900 for the Standard.
The prosecuting attorney practically gave
up the fight when the judge ruled out
certain evidence that was potent at the
first trial, which he claimed the appellate
decision had barred. This ends the fam
Gus suit-a complete victory for the
Standard, with costs for the government
to pay.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
SOUTH RANDOLPH

Albert Paine has gone to Boston on q
business trip.
Julius Green took load of wool to
Royalton Monday.
G. 4. Smith has an addition OF three
pieces of solid mahogany to his collection
OF antiques.
Miss Gladys Parker, who teaches in the
Training school at Randolph Center, Wis
tied at G. K. Smiths the first OF the
week.
Percy Riford went to Burlington hospi-
tai Monday night, accompanied by DR..
Bailey of Randolph, where be was operat-
ed on for appendicitis Wednesday morn
ing.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Stole SIC, 900 Of Utah's FUNDS.

James Christin, formerly state treas
urer of Utah, is a defaulter to the ex-
tent of $40, 600 of the states funds which
he spent in speculation. The shortage
has been made good by his bondsmen.
Christiansen is in Jail.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Tvuslve-HouT Endurance Run.

In 12-hour endurance run between
Boston and New York last Thursday, IA
out Of 20 automobiles starting finished
within the limit. The trophy was decid-
ed by lot. A man in team was killed at
Fairfield, Conn.,, his horse being nlght-
ened by one OF the autos.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
LlahtweIohts Put 10 Poor FIaht.

Joe Cans, former lightweight cham
pion of the world, got decision over
Jabez White, the English lightweight, at
New York Friday night in ten-round
20. Neither man showed to good ad-
vantage.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Wireless to Operate at 5000 Miles

The government has let the contract for
a very powerful wireless telegraphy sta
ton at Washington, by which the navy
department will be able to reach vessels
3. 900 miles at sea. 1t will be so powerful
that the ordinary systems of wireless can
not interfere with il.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18

By vote of 70 to 2, the Maine Senate
last week refused to resubmit the liquor
law to the people.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
200 900 UnempIoyed in New YorE

There are 200, 900 unemployed in New
York city. Many Of them are farm Ia
borers who have been disappointed in Cd
tanning work in the city, to which they
have drffted.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
RandoIph.
GEORGIA wHlEa, Local EaIAor.
The Present Mamls.

In the elder days uf fashion y
When the danes went Quite tea,
They perhaps engaged in piecing
Patchwork wonderful t0MNR
Calico In tiny fragmonts
Set they into handsome e91aree,
Making Qnilts OF iirlilieht pattefn
To take prizes AZ the faifs-
Now again, they're bnsy pieeinE
But with bits Of cardboard thut
II correctly put together,
viii make out a tabby cat.
Horse or COW or yoke Of oxen
Everything, both small am big,
From a downy little chicken
To an aldermanic pig
BY the d0zens they assemble
And, premedftated crime
In their happy picture making
XIII an awful lot OF time;
While OF youth they hnd renewal
Till they're made supremely glad
II they work a bafilng puzzle,
Which has made them jig saw mad.
They are having puzzle parties,
They are puzxiinx solitaire,
And for Lenten dissipati0H
Nothing else can quite compare
With the lovely jig-Eaw litter.
over which with puzzled face
They will bend until they puzzle
Every puzzling scrap In place.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1909-03-18
Randolph High school.

Miss Lucinda Howard has decided to
take the Washington trip with the senior
class.
A basket ball team made up OF high
school players took q trip by team to
Pomfret Center last Friday and defeated
the fast Woodstock High school team by
8 score of "a to IL. "Bnl'' rather sur
prised Cleveland, so it is reported.