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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
oh, These Troubles.

If you must tell your tale Of grief
to mortal ears, o friend. be brief. We
all have cares and woes to burn, and
find some more where'er we turn. and
as we padded down the years we had
our share of scalding tears This we
discovered long ago: The more we
talked about our woe, the less we knew
of joy and peace; and folks would call
for the police, when they beheld US on
their trail or heard us letting out a
wall. And so at last. with queenly
grace, we ceased to haunt the wailing
place; we dried our tears and wore a
grin that reached from either ear to
chin and when we had a grief or care
We smashed the blame thing with
chair, and went around and told the
boys long stories of our humble joys,
and chortled all the day of bliss-and
pretty soon we noticed this: Folks
greeted us with faces gay. and threw
no cabbages our way. Don't bind your
sorrows in a sheaf, and pack around
load of grief; the wise man tells how
good he feels, throws up his hat, kicks
up his heels! WALT MASON
Copyright. 1909. by George Matthew
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UP AND DOWN IN INDIANA

q. Darling of LaPorte would be pre-
sented. Mr.. Darling is president of the
Ienth District Democratic Editorial as
ISOLATION. and was recently made a
member of the state board Of pardons
oy Governor Marshall
MANIAC SETS JAIL AFIRE.
charles Watkins of ShelbyviIle. who
was declared person Of unsound mind
Few days ago and who is now
prisoner in Shelbyville county iail
awaiting the arrival Of papers to adj
init him to the Central Hospital for
the Insane at indianapolis. attempted
70 set the county jail afire yesterday
afternoon. The yells of A. S. John
son, a prisoner awaiting a hearing on
the charge of petit larceny, brought
Deputy Sheriff Ben Laws in time to
extinguish the flames.
THIRD ATTEMPT TO DIE.
Mrs. Bertha Lawton of Fort Wayne
yesterday made a third attempt at sui
eide. but physician saved her She
Is a divorced woman and was to have
been married second time yesterday.
which is also her birthday Yester-
day morning she sent her fance to
drug store for medicine. and when he
handed it to her she swallowed it and
told him Il was morphine. He sum
moned assistance. but it was several
hours before the woman was out of
danger.
RELEASE VALPARAISO BOY.
Moved by the condition of the
mother, Mrs. Robert Stephens. Gov
ernor Marshall Monday decided to re
lease from the Indiana Boys School at
Plaintield. Charles stephens, 16, of VAL
paraiso, and allow him to return to
his parents. Afdavits signed by physi-
clans to the effect that the mother is
worrying over her sons detention in
the reform school to such an extent
that her mental condition is impaired
formed the basis of the governors
action.
DYNAMITE A CAR.
Car No. $50 on the Walnut-street
line was dynamited at Walnut and
Ninth street in Evansville at $50
o'clock last night The car was not
badly wrecked. There were no pas
sengers on the car, three men having
got off square before the explosion /
occurred The motorman and con
ductor escaped injury
CAR IS OVERTURNED.
Wlnona interurban car, containing
about twenty-five passengers. was over
turned on a sharp curve four blocks !
south of the interurban station in Mil
1ord shortly before noon yesterday. No
one was injured. though the passengers
were badly shaken up. Motorman Sa
lone and Conductor Cantwell jumped |
When they saw the danger Had the
wreck occurred twenty feet further on |
the car would have gone over on its
side in Turkey creek.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
LOCATE BLIND TIGER.

LOCATE BLIND TIGER.
Nine miles northeast of BLOOMINGTON
in dense woods that resembles a Jun
gle, and under an old log cabin. the
lair of blind tiger" was located late
sunday night by Prosecutor Louden
and Night officers Browning and Shinn.
THRASHING MACHINE RUINED.
thrashing outfit belonging to Sol
and Pete Gladish was badly damaged
on Harrison Smiths farm, Just west
OF Petersburg yesterday morning.
Some one had placed pieces of broken
plow points in bundles of wheat and
several bundles were fed into the
separator. No one was hurt. The
plows from which the points were
taken were found near the machine
The authorities say they have a clew
and that arrests will follow
WHIPS GIRL; FALLS DEAD.
While furnishing her grandchild.
Florence Stevens, Mrs. Mary Ann Hos
Ter of Kokomo, 50 years old, fell over
dead She had meant to tie the child
IN the kitchen and keep her from the
street, but the exertion proved too
great for her strength. Death was
due to heart trouble.
Is 0OmRlAIN.
In reply to many criticisms of their
action In asking a discontinuance Of
the Chicago excursions, on the ground
that the excursions take buyers of mer-
chandise to Chicago, the Fort Wayne
Retail Merchants association today de-
clared that it is not asking that the
excursions be entirely done away with.
but that the time limit be restricted to
two days instead of three, as is now
the case.
TRUSTEES ELECT OFFICERS.
At the meeting of the board of trus-
tees of the Indiana Reformatory at
Jacksonville yesterday officers were
elected as follows: Thomas B. Orr
Anderson president; W. d. Allison, In
dfanopoliS vice president; DR.. J. Ter
hume. Linton, secretary, and DR.. H. C.
Sharp. Indianapolis, treasurer
FIND 1920 IN FEATHER Bed.
Mrs. Lee Thurman living several
miles south of Petersburg, while air
ing a heavy feather bed. the former
property of Miss Kitty McGraw. an ec-
centric spinster, discovered 1920 in
paper money hidden in the middle of
the bed. Miss McGraw. who died sew
eIal months ago, WltnreW from banks
over $1,000 in money just before her
death. and when it came time to settle |
the estate none of this money could |
be located.
FROM VALPARAISO OR LAPORTEF
There promises to be a spirited con- |
test for the position of district chair
man the coming year from the demo-
cratic standpoint. 1t was announced |
in Valparaiso yesterday that in addi- |
ton to Charles w. Murphy of Brooks
ton, White county. the name of Harry
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
he Day in Congress
washington, July 20. 1909 !
Senate.

When the senate met today Senate.
Brown Of Nebraska sought to baUa
ADOPTED the Joint resolution dfrectIre,
the secretary of state to transmt+ i
the governors of the various sta+as
copies Of the resolution providing for
constitutional amendment authorizira-
the levying of an income tax. but nm
der objection from Senator Kean cor
sideration was postponed a day under
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Editor TIMES--YOu are authorized to
announce my name as a candidate for
the republican nomination for mayor of
Hammond before the republican nom
mating convention, whose date is to be
decided upon at a later date.
ROBERT KIDNEY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
SHUCkS
From the Diary of ST. Lence

Jeb Skinner SEE as how they're start
ed crusade to elevate Their stage ter
Squdgeville. Him an six carpenters
raised Their platform at Their Folly"
eight inches last week Nearly every
woman wears skin-tights-on her feet.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
r A n DOM
THINGS AND FILINGS

About everything in the Calumet re-
gion is unionized now except the bank
door brass knob polishers.
DON'T ALWAYS ENVY THE MAN
WHOM YOU HEAR HAS GONE ON
VACATION. PERHAPS HE'S TAKING.
THE GOLD-CURE IN SOME sECLUD-
ED SPOT.
Editor says that ministers arc
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
GLAD NEWS FOR EAST CHICAGO

East Chicago from the east
that the Republics troubles
been satisfactorily settled with keen anti
epaton to her of prosperity beginning 10
take hold of the doesn't to
The eloquent and yocfeous brought results Il
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
University of the Stomach"

I'VE need a university OF the
stomach" said a we'll known
st. Louis physician recently.
with full set Of professors of
nutrition, digestion. assimilation
and waste, as well as Of general
physiology, anatomy and gen
eral biology, or, better yet, each
college and every common school
In the land should teach how
TO take care of the body and
how to save the stomach, par
ticularly IN the summer months.
when careIessness in diet and
living renders a person especial
~ liable to disease"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

spoiled by women. But prithee. friend
why just ministers?
Don't get all pulled mp because
when you dive in the water that
you always turn right side up.
Perhaps the real reason is be-
cause your head is so light.
These are the days when the girl
with the white frock sets many a male
heart palpitating what shouldn't"
you CAN'T ALWAYS TELL HOW
GOOD A MAN Is BY THE LOUDNEss
WITH WHICH HE SOUNDS HIS
PIPES IN CHURCH.
An edible cactus is the latest. HIM!
Might as well fry the family pin cush-
ion, seems to US!
Souvenir postal cards are GER
tainIy life savers for the wo-
man who ''sfmply hates t.
write letters"
There are few overhangine trees
in this region that make sidewalks
fine place for lady with a nice lid.
Your wife generally doesn't
enthuse much about a vaca-
ton spot that will only cost
you 81 or IS a week, does shes
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

President Taft is soon to decide what
the dope is they put in whisky We
would also like to know if it is pos
sible what it is they put in some Of
nose gin r1ekeys
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

MICHIGAN CITY another worn yoroan
baes has caused great deal CONSERVATION The
described the
damsel p arrest on charge ~
public indecency Michigan indeed
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

This gown IS made to be slipped on
over the head, the fullness being gathered
by ribbon run beading.
The edges of the neck and sleeves are
finished with edging and insertion. The
sleeves may be gathered to a narrow
straight band or beading.
This pattern is cut in three sizes, 80.
SO and 40 bust measure. Size sc REQUIRES
4H yards Of SO inch material Price of
pattern 472 is 10 cents.
No. 472.
1NaHHo -'-'''''-'''..'.--''.-....
Aootessf '''.''''''....''...........
N'-Ne '''''''-'- ..'.-'-...-e'--........,
Fill out blank and send to Pattern
Department of this newspaper.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

Did it ever occur to you
that you always "get by
somehow.
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Heart toHeart
Talks.
OPPORTUNITY
BY EDWIN A. NYE.

Copyright. 1903. by American Press Assoc
ciation.l
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OF
ern Loses Big Plant Locomotive works
winch IS locating at Gary As Chesterton
ent by the officials Of the extremely to see how
the village ever stood in losing plant
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

There are few overhangine trees
in this region that make sidewalks a
fine place for a lady with a nice lid
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

ABOUT THE going over the telenbne
these days this Il
by carrier and please startt tonight" ~ us
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

THE TIMES crusade explosives response At
Crown Point The there's ' -
Three Hammond boys 4 from blood nois
caused by blank year the sale of those
should be stopped entirely
o 800 -
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

Your wife generally doesn't
enthuse much about Vaca-
ton spot that will only cost
you 81 or IS a week, does shes
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

TWO POUND catfish drowned Michigan lake
the other night This about
and Editor Zimmerman Valparaiso Messenger will have -
scratch his clever o 80 y
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21
SPORTING.

Pitcher Mathewson of New yor,
breaks hnger in game against g.
Louis Gripping pennant chances
Glidden tourists reach Fort 1oa-
Ia. after three accidents. ~, Douse'
alties inflicted. pen
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

Editor says that ministers are
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-07-21

These are the days when the girl
heart palpitating what shouldn't"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-19
News Of Surrounding Towns

day at dinner by Mrs. Sallie Pierce
east of town.
Miss Opal Brown and little niece.
spent Thursday with their grandpar-
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Fist.
Allen Pierce has purchased two lots
on East Main street of Mrs. Jennie
Gray Of Dublin. Mr.. Pierce will build
two one story houses, one of which
he himself will occupy and the other
will be for rent. 81
Mrs. Lydia Rowe and grand-daugh-
ter, Geraldine Waltz, were entertained
Thursday at dinner by Michael Con-
milf and family.
Mrs. John Hunt and Mrs. Rachel
Petty attended the missionary conven-
ton at Cambridge City Friday.
Mrs. Charles Keys returned Thurs
day evening from visit with her
daughter. Mrs. Tessie Hart at Middle
town. Her grandson Tod accompan-
led her home for a few days.
Alonzo Daugherty was at Louisville.
KY. Thursday and Friday.
Miss Crystal Keys has been visiting
her sister Mrs. John Thompson at
New Castle this week.
Among those who were at Richmond
Friday were Mrs. Laura Grills, Mrs.
James Knapp. Mrs. Joe Teetor, Rev.
and Mrs. W. T. Warbinton.
Mr.. and Mrs Minos o. Stricken
spent the day Friday visiting at
Greensboro
Samuel Thalls of Indianapolis made
a business trip to this place Friday
and also visited his sister Miss Eta
Thalls.
Mr.. and Mrs William Working and
daughters. Hazel and Rose were guests
Friday Of Mr.. and Mrs. John Murphy
at Dayton. o.
Ed Stout spent the day Friday at
navfOn n
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GREENSBORO, IND.

Greensboro, Ind, June 19.-Capt
Jackson of ,Centerville was in town
Friday.
DR.. Crump was at Modoc Friday on
professional business.
The Christian church is being re
painted.
Jake Miller OF Richmond was in
town Thursday transacting business.
A number from here attended the
railroad picnic at Kokomo Thursday.
Rev. Miller will preach at the U. B
church Sunday afternoon.
Rev. and Mrs. Bennett and Mr.. and
Mrs Harry Pagan attended the revival
meeting at Christian church at Cam
bridge City Wednesday night
J. c. Ridge was in Williamsburg on
business Thursday
Mrs. Emma Lamb and daughters
Nettie and Nellie arc the guests o!
relatives at Terre Haute.
Enos Warfel of Walnut Level was
in town on business Friday
Misses Edith Hatfield and Marie
Hoover are guests of relatives at Day
ton.
Mrs. Melissa Evans of Richmond
spent Friday with Mrs Ellen Bond
Albert Wickersham of College Cor
ner was transacting business here
Thursday
f. The three Aid societies met at their
respective places Thursday afternoon
Our streets and sidewalks are beine
cleaned in preparation for decoration
day, Sunday.
The farmers of this vicinity are do
ing gratis work again, hauling dirt
and filling the school yard.
Prof. Russell of Earlham college
will preach at the Friends church Sun
day morning.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-19
HAGERS!oWN, IND.

Hagerstown, Ind, June 19.-Alva
Rinehart, east of town. who has con-
sumption. is very poorly.
Mrs. Howe and son, Of Centerville.
were guests the latter part Of the week
OF her daughter. Mrs. Charles Porter.
Elsa Cromer of Richmond has been
visiting relatives here.
Miss Emma Conway of Richmond is
visiting her mother. Mrs. Martha Con
way north of town.
Mrs. John Sells and son Jesse were
guests Thursday night and Friday Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Falck at Richmond.
Miss Ethel Roller and Mrs. Ed
Moore spent Thursday afternoon Wis
iting friends and shopping at New Cas-
tie.
George Smith Of Carlos City spent
Thursday with Mr.. and Mrs. Lew
Smith.
Ralph Worl has taken q position as
salesman with the Simmons & Co.
Wholesale hardware establishment.
Mrs. Worl Is having their household
goods stored and will join her hus-
band In few days,
AlleR Pierce was entertained Thurs-
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FOUNTAIN CITY. IND.

Fountain City. June 19.-Mr Forrest
billy Of Dayton. O.. was here calling
on friends Thursday.
The Y. P. p A. met at the home of
Miss Naomi Dwiggins last Wednesday
evening. New officers were elected and
plans for the coming Fourth were
discussed. The officers elected were
Mr.. Claude Keever, president: Mr.. Ru-
ford Woolley. vice president and Miss
Myrtle Wooters, secretary. One new
member was taken in and that was
Mrs. Hazel Phelps Keever. who was re-
Gently married to Mr.. Babe" Keever,
the president of the association.
Mr.. Al Pierce and wife have gone to
West Milton, O.. to attend the funeral
Of his sister, who died of pneumonia.
Miss Nellie Morrow of Chester is Wis
iting here aunt Mrs. Will Clements.
Miss Airline Shreeve of Richmond.
who has been visiting relatives here
has returned home.
Mr. Walter Shreeve of Richmond.
is here visiting relatives.
The X. of P. lodge will hold it's de-
coration service here Sunday. June no.
The exercises will be held in the x. Of
P. hall at 2:30 p. m. Rev. Zerbe will
deliver the address. Music will be
furnished by the Fountain City orches
ira and the Lynn band.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-19

London Pavemen.s In tho Old Time.
Occasionally side pavement added
to the comfort Of the foot passengers
and spared them the necessity of
floundering through the deep mire of
the roadway. These pavements, how
ever. were only partial. and passengers
made use Of the highway, soft with
mud and filth thrown from the houses
and INSTRUCTED with heaps of manure.
which dogs and swine made their lair.
The latter animal was so useful scav-
enger and could be kept at so little ex-
pense as to account for the pigsties
which stood In the main streets Of all
our towns, even in London. When a
royal procession was expected to pass
along the narrow roadway dogs and
pigs were driven indoors and gravel
was thrown down to make the road
passable. Usually. however the streets
were left in their primitive noisome-
ness.-''Denton's England In the Fiji
teenth Century"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-06-19
LETTER LIST.

Ladies-Mrs. Ella Bennett, Edith
Barnett, Emma Conway. Mrs. Leana
Dowdy. Lottie Holzapple, Mary ana
Grace Jarrett, Miss Mason, Rachel
Miner. Mrs Amy L. Part, Miss Anna
F. Rifner, Miss Anna Stener, Ethel
Smith, Mrs. James Stonestreet, Mrs.
Florence Wilson.
Gentlemen-Roy Arnold. Ed Bordam,
L F. Boyd, P..S. Bonesteel. City Drug
Store, J. II. Grant, Harry erode, F.
NJ Gehr. Hoosier Pump Co. r. J.
Ho1lowell. William H Houshton, Al
Jones. Jay Keiser. E. e. Knox, Mr..
Marker. W. e. Null. Stones Book
Store. To Any Shoe Mfg Co.. A. C.
lowell. Union Central Life Insurance
Co., Jack West.
Drops-Elijah Abbott. Mary Car
men. Kate Dougherty. Mrs. Grim,
Frank Howe, Mr. Wood.
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ECONOMY. IND.

Economy, Ind, June 19.-Miss Nola
Oler took dinner with Mr.. and Mrs.
Bert Oler, Thursday.
Robert Morrison is helping Rufus
Williams build kitchen.
Mr.. and Mrs Oliver Hiatt were at
Williamsburg. Thursday morning.
There was an automobile load of
Richmond people who visited Edwards
brothers, Wednesday night Those in
the party we're Mr.. and Mrs. e. G.
Routh and son Frank, Miss collet and
John Lee.
Mr. and Mrs Tot Cranor enter
tanned at dinner recently, Mr.. and
Mrs Frank Banks and daughter,
Janst. Nr. ard Mira F1yo g 1tnhr
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mond, Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Peterson Of
Economy. Mrs. Banks and daughter
are guests Of Mrs. Stella Cranor this
week while Mr.. Banks returned to
Richmond.
Mrs. Jane Miller OF Carlos City
was here Thursday.
Mrs. Hurlie Lantz and children
of Hagerstown. are guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Leslie Fenimore this week.
Charles Atkinson's barn lie nearly
completed.
Joe Martin OF Mooreland Is q guest
Of Albert Chamness for few days.
Lon Edwards was visiting John
Replogle, Thursday afternoon.
Rev. Barton and Mrs. Barton have
returned from Fountain City.
Mrs. Emma Ballenger and Miss
Ruby Morrison were guests of String
town relatives, Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. Lydia Burnett is still visiting
Muncie relatives.
Mrs. Mort Edwards and daughter OF
Indianapolis are visiting DR.. ]. B
Clark and wife.
DR.. CNlmp of Greensboro was here
yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Lulu Cain was the afternoon
guest of Mrs. Edna Replogle, Thurs
day.
NJ. c. Lamb was mades very sick b.
eating canned corn, Wednesday.
Mrs. Edna Replogle went out t.
feed the chickens this morning and
was met by a weasel which showed
fight. Mrs. Replogle grabbed hot
and took part in fight which ended
Mr. Weasel in the first round
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer n. Ulry o.
Modoc, was here, Thursday.
Mrs. Polly Weyl and Mrs. Clayton
Smith were calling on people east o.
town this evening.
There was a miscellaneous shower
given in honor CT Miss Opal Wadmar
Thursday evening at the.home Of he,
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Grant Wad
man, who will become the bride q
Mr.. Arson Saunders, early in July.