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The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
THINGS WOMEN HATE.
Some Words OF Wisdom n Female
Would Tell Man.

some words OF Wisdom n Female
Would Tell Man.
From the London EzrTusS
For better or for worse. no man ever
yet understood a woman. or ever win
Men may know this, but they do not
realize II. or they never would imagine
that they could improve a woman by tell.
| ing her about shortcomings.
A woman hates to be corrected by O
man.
o man, thoughtless. thankless. incon-
sistent man. this world would be a hap
pier place II you ceased 70 go about try
ing 10 make women more sensible.
| The sensible woman gives man his due
She admits he Is stronger-stronger phys
ically. stronger IN mind. The very SEN
sible woman admits that he should use
his heaven-sent power. Man should be
the wise lord OF woman; he should be her
stay in weakness; he should direct her
steps. Men object TO the mare who IS the
better horse. But women hate TO be
forced to be chiefly responsible for pulling
the cart OF matrimoay.
Woman, I say-anG I do not speak as a
fool-likes well enough TO be lorded
What she hates Is weakness in a man.
She hates lack OF decision. Finding II.
she develops into a bully. Then. II only
the poor, henpecked husband knew II.
there is nothing in the world more ar
IDENTIFY desired by the pecklng hen than
that the worm should turn. and bully her.
and overmaster her. and force her 10
give in.
And now / have some eight or nine
ether wise words 10 speak 10 you, O hui
morless man. And I Say to you that
women like men who do things. Unless
you should make a false deduction, I VIII
put II this way: woman hates q man
who does nothing.
II IS given 10 all men 70 do. A woman
seldom has conjunction in taking the
money that man has Inherited. and will
share with her, but the man who cannot
make money, and can DO nothing but
part with II, she holds In low esteem. II
is another example Of the lacking OF hu-
NOR Of men that they should laugh at
women who fight for the hair Of a Kube-
lik or kiss the ground trod upon By a
conqueror.
o man-selhsh. egotistical. staggering
being-listen again and get understand
ing: Woman loves you, and knows that
you cannot love her as she loves. and she
likes you to enjoy yourself and be happy.
But
She hates you to forget TO say. as you
were wont TO say, how we'll her dress be-
comes her. how charming she is looking
tonight! She hates you to forget her
wedding day; she can never forget H.
She hates you to interfere with the baby.
because you know nothing about H. She
hates TO be left behind to NOPE when
you 60 Off on your holiday
And she hates the way you worship
your pipe. 1t is not fair that mon should
have always the consolation Of their
pipes and women only the consolation OF
their tears. Tobacco is fragrant, but tears
are bitter
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
Sew in n Rocker.

From the Housekeepcr.
At this time OF year when we are spend
ing long hours at the machine, trying to
finish our summer sewing, it is well to
know that II you viii sit IN an armless
rocker while using the machine you will
be able 20 sew for hours at time with
out the aches which generally accompany
such machine work.
The rocker gives to and relieves the
body OF the motion while running. OF
course. It is necessary to put cushion
on the chair so YOU viii be higher but
even with thanksgiving many blackaches
viii be avoided by using a loE chair
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09

really
enjoy much
should Ace suits and
a deal"
resting this little
story other
party the a the
a
children still
needed
home The maron pleaded with the girl to along without
mother, Il
n
heard that blood fairly boiled
family
through
mott
5 beautiful
be witt the
beautiful
sometimes TO be eurbed RUTH CAMERON.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09

This simple model VII be found serv-
iceable for early autumn days. It IS
adaptable 70 heavy linen. madras, Per-
sian or Victoria lawn. or flannel The
wide tuck at each side stitched to the
waist line in the front and back. gives
a broad shouldered appearance, which is
always becoming The waist closes at
the center-back and the long sleeves are
finished in deep points over the hands.
The pattern is in s sizes-13 to II years.
For a miss Of Is years the waist requires
s% yards OF material 20 inches wide. 27S
yards "a inches wide. 2h yards q inches
wide, yards So inches wide, or is yards
q inches wide.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
The Funmnker. I'm Court.

From The Chicago Tribune.
Disturbed by the freizied oratory Of the
attorney for the defendant a section Of
the plastering overhead fell, narrowly
missing the Judge Fiat justitia. ruat
ceiling" Numbered the lawyer. undis-
turbed by the incident. Your honor, 4"
said the attorney for the plaintin, Il OBJ
jet. The case calls for better quality
Of court plaster than that"
Gentlemen" roared the Judge. III you
were not brother Masons I should fine
both Of you for contempt
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
THE OPTIMIST COLUMN


The value or Sm1lcs
Contributions by members Of The Washington
Herald Optinist Club.
Which viii you do. smile and make
others happy or be grabbed and make
every one around you pliserable7 The
amount OF happiness you can produce Is
incalculable II you show a smiling face
and speak pleasant words. There Is no
Joy like that which springs from kind
act or pleasant deed. and you may feel it
at night when you rest and at morning
when you rise, and through all the day
when about your business.
Marie d'Agoult
NJ. JANE MOOR
3Do G street northwest
Something each day-a smile.
II is not much 10 give.
And the little gifts Of life
Make sweet the days We I've.
The world has many weary hearts
That We can bless and cheer,
And smile for every day
Makes sunshine all the year.
RUTH u. PURCELL
500 street northwest
Sweet intercourse
OF looks and smiles. Tor smiles from reason aOw.
To bvutes denied. and are Of love the food
Ms THOMAS K. oBRIEN.
70 s street northwest
The optimistic smile
Is as long A mile.
As deep as the SEA,
And wide can Be.
It's value yet untold
Il as precious as gold;
It's power was very great
From the earliest date.
Il makes as look bright
And Cives US more light;
Il makes US fee well.
The doctor doth tell
We show Il With prids
The smile We can't hide.
And let Us not SCOT
Or let Il come Of.
The smile o. satisfaction
Adds 20 our attraction
And the smile Of Joy
10 gold and not alloy
The smile Of pleasure
We have without measure
And the winning smile
Is always in style.
The smile Of enjoyment
Lighters our employment;
The Enile q SUCCESS
VII Us surely ble-s.
The mile Of preparation
Makes WORK ike recreation:
The smile Of good health
VII bring Us more wealtS
The smile Of bahyhood
Is cute and ytry good;
Smiles Of childhood days
Win homer and praise.
The smile Of youth
Is Ike a sweet tooth:
Smiles q middle age
Arc row all ths nge.
Smiles q declining yesn
/ Hide all the tears
| But short Is their DAY
For angels smile Away.
! Smiles hanish sorroW
Swie az an arroW
| Il has ever been sung
By the aEe's own tongue.
All smiles are happy.
And they're like taffy
II they stick 20 the face
And yUu can't them erase
| Al smiles are beautiful
And are very dutiful:
! Fer they are but love
! Given from above
Nov tel ne true.
/ I believe. do yOul
! That it's worth while
F0r Us 20 smile.
CHARLES FRANCIS GLASS.
! Hyattsville Md.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09

From the Kansas City Journal.
DIT Eliot says that matrimony is the
best occupation for women. It is also
the favorite one. Observe the frequency
with which they give up good homes and
paying Jobs TO plunge into it.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
MORNING CHIT-CHAT.
SELFISH UNSELFISHNESS-IT EXISTS.

Do you realize that there Is such thing as selhsh
unselhshness?
Well there IS
Il is a vice found almost exclusively in mothers.
but occasionally In fathers maiden aunts and
once IN a lifetime in sons daughters.
Did you ever notice what very selfish children
extremely unselhsh mothers apt 10 have?
Strange" you say that Alice's daughters should
be such very selfish. thoughtless girls when Alice
herself Is unselhsh fault"
Not strange at ALL but perfectly logical and
almost inevitable.
Why should Alice's daughters have eaten the
leftovers when their mother insisted that
she preferred them?
why should Alce's daughters ever have learned
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09

To keep salt IN good condition and pre-
vent its getting lumpy. put a tablespoon
tui Of cornssarch into large dish Of salt
and set In the oven for a few minutes
stirring brisl1ly.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09

White oilcloth laid under a linen or er,
bTo!dered cover viii protect the polish
top OF the dining table. dresses. or VIC
stand from hot dishes and from brui-
and scratches.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
Size desired. ...........

Fin out the numbered coupon and
cut out pattern. and inclose with lOe
Ia stamps or coin. addressed to Pat
tern Department. Washington Herald
Washington. ID. c.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
Popular I'm Paris.

The bandeau which is becoming to all
faces and always suggests youthfulness,
is very popular IN Paris and New York.
The bandeau is worn across the TOP OF
the head, near the forehead but sepa-
rated from it by a soft puff of hair.
Sometimes the ends OF the bandeau are
merely thrust under the waves over the
temples, and sometimes two Nenuphars,
or Egyptian disc ornaments are added
Just above the ears. Young girls who
wear ribbon in the hair wind a fat band
Of wide, soft ribbon over the top Of the
head in bandeau effect and tie the ends
beneath the knot at the back. If rose
Is worn, It IS pinned to this ribbon ban
dcau back Of one ear.
The chignon Of curls at the back offers
an opportunity for the wearing Of all
sorts Of pretty barrettes, and hairpins
with ornamental tops are thrust into the
hair here and there as the japanese girl
sticks small decorated fans into her Golf
flIre
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09
PARIS PUTS PUFFS ON SHELF.
New Couture Arranged to Suit the
CossncIx-IiISe HeadGear.

New Couture Arranged to Suit the
COssncIx-liI0e HeadEear.
From the Boston Herald.
Big puffs, middle-sized puffs, and little
puffs have been doomed 70 the oblivion
OF the top drawer in Paris just now.
The new couture has come in with a
bang. The long ends OF hair are now
wrapped around the head IN the way
that an Italian woman ties on her hand
kerchief. and instead Of being knotted
under the chin the ends are tucked out
Of sight in a fluffy chignon at the back
Of the neck. Across her forehead the
smartly coi6ed woman must wear the
straight fringe. or what several years
ago was known as the bang.
The reason for this is that Dame FASH
ion has selected the head covering OF
the Russian Cossack for the new fall
hat. These toques Russ set we'll down
over the forehead; ia fact, some OF them
down TO the eyebrows. and make no al
lowance for the slightest terrac.ng in the
way Of puns or the pompadour
The main structure Of the new hat
measures about eighteen inches IN height
and as a sort Of superstructure there IS
height that the wearer chooses. Further
ornamentation is found in the cochades
Of velvet placed at intervals around
the side OF the turban. The hat is worn
low and saucily upon the right side, so
that the left eye does all the seeing for
the wearer. IN fact. this fashion OF al
most covering the right eve is seen in
all the more pronounced fall hats.
Nothing Left but the ChignOn.
All that remains Of the lost puffs is
the chignon. This fashion of hairdress-
ing requires a great deal Of hair. as the
chignon must be loose and fluffy. Most
hair dressers recommend the purchase
Of a switch A very long one is the only
kind that viii go all the way around
the head and leave enough 20 tuck in al
the neck.
Some OF the new chignons are 10 be had
for S. but the better grades. made Of
naturally curly hair in desirable shades,
which means fashionable shades, cost a
substantial sum.
The chignon Of curls, however, is really
q very attractive and satisfactory mode
Of arranging the hair in summer, for n
natural curls are obtained even sailboat-
ing will not disarTange the couture One
parts the hair in front or draws II back
In loose pompadoUr. and then all there
is to do is to pin on the pretty little
bunch Of curls at the back and ones
hair is dressed.
The parted hair dressing. worn with
shell or metal bandeau across the fore
head, gives very charming effect. The
hair is parted in the center and the loose
waves are drawn back TO form a knot
bow at the back OF the neck, or II the
natural hair is scanty, most OF II may be
pushed out in the pretty waves and
chignon added at the back. Women should
remember that the secret Of beauty in
parted hair dressing IS 20 have the waves
Of hair as low as possible on the fore
head and over the ears. Tightly drawn
parted hair, or hair arranged loosely, but
with untidy flying ends, usually makes
the face older. Parted hair is always
charming with a sailor hat or one Of the
tricornes which are used with riding
habits.
Popular I'm Paris.
The Washington herald., 1909-08-09

Time was when she was something OF
a Journalist. Being as she was. earnest
and concentrated. II was but natural,
perhaps, that she should think there was
Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28

Dr I Counterman, OF New Albany
years Of age, pleaded gull
Nv in the United States district court
at Fort Scott. Kan. to the charge Of
counterfeiting.
Addison S. Beardsley, confidential
secretary to Carpenter & Co, real es'
tate brokers in New York. was sen
fenced to prison for five years for en-
bezzling $4,000 nv,
Delirious from illness. Captain Wal
liam Cook. a prominent Elk ana a
noted dril master. leaped from a
fourth-story window at Toledo o. ana
was instantly killed
Matthew Bynum and Willard Wyiles
brotbers-iplaw. shot and killed eaon
otber at Dukedom, near Mayheld' ny
Senator p. C. Knox Of PennsylFa
MIA celebrated his ffty-sixth birthoaS
anniversary in Washington on Thurs
day.
Fire wiped out the buildings OF IN,
North Pacific Lumber company a.
Barnet. near Vancouver. b. c. entai'
ine loss Of S350.000.
FRUSTRATING plot to kill an ltaliaI
and his wife. who lived at Eas
vivian. near Bluefeld, w. Va fou
officers raided a lodgeroom, and in th'
scrimmage that followed two Italian
were killed and eleven arrested.
Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28

President Taft sent to the senate
the pominadon Of Henry Groves Con
NOR Democrat to be United States
Judge for the eastern district OF Nortn
Fmmert schoolcraft. a Civil War
veteran. eighty years old, and his
wife Emily. seventy-seven years old
we're burned to death at Detroit Mich,
when their home was destroyed oy
Fire destroyed the plant Of the Lib
ertv Hat company. at Newark, ~ J.'
causing loss Of 100000.
The entire plant of William Godired
G CO.. lumber dealers at Cheraw ;.
G. was destroyed by fire, with $5OOOo
loss.
orenzo D. Cunningham, a negro
emplove of the United States mint az
New orleans. is under arrest charged
with stealing $500 worth of gold.
Mary sullivan, 107 years old an en-
Move and pensioner in the Chanler
FAMILY for more than fifty years died
at Barrytown. near Poughkeepsle'
N. Y. - bo
lanes Renfrew. manager OF the
western Union Telegraph company at
Chambersburg, Pa committed suicide
bv hanging himself in the cellar oil ms
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Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28
Saturday, June 5fh, A. D., 1909,

the following described real estate W.
No l. All that certain lot, piece or P,i Pis eiJa
land situated. lying and being on the Wesi slu slue
~ ~ faInut street, in the town OF Mllioiu' NJ
County. and state Of Delaware, adJolulns 9s ien99s
formerly Of Dr. Robert ClarA, ueI ueIeese0 m
N lanes b GosIin and lands OF others, l5 lue III
movements upon which are a tWo-stoIy A"iN1
NJ xii that certain lot, piece or parcel
of land situated, lying and being ln ths low low
of Milford Kent County, auu Stale 9l Del9 49, arI
adjoining lands of Annie Hin, lanus on Lse LeLtH
Kesler lands Of William Burton Otnti ial5s
of Jehu Davis, lands of Salne n DaN 10 NM. a.
formerly Of Or. George W. fleasanlOus " "
ceased and lands Of Others ana salu 70 Soli'a,i %
one and une-half acres OF ianu' oe o .llo ,,r,ts
more or less and there pelhs no iii PiV'
nos All that certain farm or tract OF lana
and premises situated on the roa9 ,s S,seIs u
GAINS Landing to Milford, IN MliloIu II w li
dred Kent County. and State OF Delaware, aI-
iofuiup lands OF sarah f. Lister, lHhus on lai ~
Greco, formerly OF 9. = " esson d eontginine
ab0ut eighty acres 80 A'sl OF lana more ~ - -
Not All that certain tract OF and' lhaluis
| consisting Of woodland, situated. lylhB anu
I being In Milford Hundred Kent Co4ntg 'e,', a',S
/ STATE of Delaware on the roaa leaoius ls llSIis
/ Conch Bar TO ThOmpsonvllle aQJolIi,nls ,ls tb
OF George Holhger lana loIlf,s ,,faI, n II Wilisms
as tenant bv tine courtesy, lands now OF r ~ a.
| Greco and formerly Of Robert }. besWlchs 49, 49,.
/ formeriv of George Trutt, ana now OF Jout
Truftt and lands Of others ana stiu ~ 70, ~ ~
seventv-nine acres and one hundreq ahu % Se' ~ =,
feen sGuare perches az AS ana ~ ~, ~ ~ ~ y,
iand 6e the same more or less, theIe peihs i'N
iTnnrovements erected upon the same. e,..,
No 3 All that certain farm or tract o. issiii Stfi
and nremises situated, lying ana being ~ ,i NJ
ford Hundred Kent County ana etaiS on ~, len I
ware, adjoining lands formerly ol E14Iiit,a,
Williams and now held by Robert IL W ll.laul' llll
es tenant bv the courtesy, lands Of FRANK Greco
formerly owned by Rachel HUDSON, II SON. aHIs 9reec -
aS5 foTnierlv of Ella Cooper, and lands OF others
being bounded on the east by Crooked yu' .re s1s
said to contain three hundred an9 t"eiEe ~ 3
and thirty-four square perches (3lz a M auu =
So. PSI Of upland and marsh, be the same NOR
! or less. .- 80. cont Of he mir
chase price must be paid on the gay OF ~. ~
and the residue on or before the QeiissIy " ~ ~
deed on tuesday, June 18th. A. y, lgU5, OF 81 /,
me percentage paid on the day otsale snai ~ =
treaied as stipulated damages ana snall DC lo
' feited to the sellers for noncompliance
l. BENJAMIN +. DAVIS,
/, GEORGE II. DAVIS .,,,
Executors OF Jehu Davis, deceaseu
i W. w. Harrington, Attorney.
W. T. parvis, Auetioneer. N
Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28
Spray or Destroy Usage Orange Hedge.

Now that the busy season for spray
inc fruit trees for the San Jose scale Is
now about done for this spring, the
sprav nozzle or the axe should be ar
ected toward the Usage orange heuge'
The writer has not examined an Usage
orange hedge in this State that was
not infested with the San Jose scale'
It is therefore necessary to spray the
hedge if 1t is desired to keep it on the
farm AS regularly as the fruit trees ioI
the pest. In many districts you VIII
find fruit growers treating their trees
for this pest while they themselves OF
their neutrality-suspicious., who may not
he directly interested in fruit, keep an
Usage orange hedge around the iaIn
which is not being treated and when
stands as a menace to the vicinity III
harooring the scale.
This is manifestly unfair and every
nerson who maintains an Usage orange
hedge on his premises should consider
If As a duty to himself and his neigh
bors to spray the hedge or destroy IT,
The writer believes the Usage Orange
hedge to he dear fence under any cir
cumstances for it is feree and not
fence. costly TO keep in shape ano
and draws fertility Of soil for some ais
tance on each side.
The law condemning infestatlohs o
scale will be enforced in every case OF III
fested hedge so far as our limited iuhu
will permit. But we ask the co opera
: tion Of every farmer in the county =
aid in abolishing the nuisance Oh ou
State believing that the sooner the Osas
orange hedge is gotten rid Of the better
, both for the farmer as well as III
. farmers pocketbook. Especially Is
q true in localities where fruit trees 81
,. grown and where every effort Is oelh
a made to control the ravages OF San jos
scale.-Kent News.
Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28
About Anthrax.

DR.. Henry ]. Washburn OF the y.
s. Dept. of Agriculture, gave
GREAT deal of useful information at
fbe recent anthrax meeting i'll Lelp-
Sic He pointed out the necessity
for careful study of every contag
ions disease in order that it might
be treated according to its character,
For example, the Only way to deal
with foot-and mouth disease IN the
limited States is to absolutely stamp
ont each outbreak. Many diseases
can he prevented by inoculatlon
and among these is anthrax, al
tbouoh it is a very serious proposi-
ton fo overcome an outbreak OF
This disease. 'Pasteur discovered
the present method Of vaccination
aoaint this disease in 1881. AS
recently explained in these columns
if consists in giving to the animals
tbe live anthrax germs weakened so
that they will cause another slight
fever after which the animal can
take strongest terms without INJURY
IDr. Washburn said:
ON carrying out tests for the dc
termination of the reliability OF at
ter1ated, living cultures, the Bu
reau of Animal Industry has sue
ceeded in immuniziug test animals
10 such a perfect degree that they
were able to withstand SUBJ cutan
eous injections OF extremely Viru
lent anthrax cultures. Cattle
Sheen. goats. burros and mule
were subjected to these fortiiyin|
iroculations and later proved to b
i immune to anthrax. Pure anthra'
baci1li were forced into the tissue
in GREAT numbers and the ultimat
u survival and full recovery OF tn
: animals after this severe treatmen
. {, offers the best possible argument.
d favor of preventive inoculation
{ DR.. W. H. Dalrymple has io
o Years been engaged in fighting al
thrax in the delta of the MISSISSIPPI
II river bv the same system OF vaccll
e alton as the one used in Delawal
ID and has very nearly eradicated II
ly disease. although that region W.
pc the worst anthrax district III u
3 United States.
Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28
Lived 1872 Years.

VIM Englaud's Oldest man
married the third time at l2O' worNe
in the fields till 1872 and lived ~ year
longer People should be youthiul at
so James Wright, Of Spurloeh' ~ =
shows how to remain young i ieei
inst like a IS year-old boy" ne wii1es' '..
of,er taking six bottles of Electric b'.-
ters For thirty years Kidney 'Iouo,e ..ie
made life a burden, but the first oo''ie
Of this wonderful medicine cohVi'i'eU
me | had found the greatest cure Oh
earth.u They're godsend 10 "ern can
sickly rundown OF old people ii'
them soc at b. II. Matthews
Milford chronicle., 1909-05-28
"The Best Drink.

!, a pleasaut day in the early Fall
A stranger rode into the town,
"a ltOpping his horse j the pubic square
-isuced this way and that with a. ifoWhs
= the Dlace that he sought he could NOT mn"
nrintshnps mad been closed that yeaiJ
he cllled 10 a lad who passed thal way
and said TO him, "Laddie, come here
A-,.a,sa copper for YOU TO show the way
~ me hest drinkiug-p place YOU know. .,..,
n rieht. ." -he answered--a QUICK -Wl''''
rnSt tnrn up that street, sir, and 90
Al vou come 10 another, turn right again,
And vou'll see it quite plainly sald Jo''"-
thanking the lad, the stranger rode on
nj Tohu. with a hop skip and jump
,er the stranger he went in a trice.
rouoht up al the old town pump.
ere voU are, SIR, sara dohn WI"
uatufed smile; ca
us the best dtiukiug-p to be iounu.
- a drink. SIT: it's free, and you le VIZ
L come Pm sure, r,ut.. t,,,r.dri
nd IT'S good Tor your health, IN De po"NN'
We man took the joke in a good-natnreu way
nd drank of the water so clear. ...,..
IN said otis an excellent dtink' 1 Aih '"iN'
s good as I've had for ye r.
sa1iup he tossed The bright lad new COM
The lesson is W. rth that to me :,,t..
d if Won keep playing your temper cue , J'>N
twill make the world better sal" ne