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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15


 ambroglio The Richmond Times-Disl patch says:
 Senator Tlllmans detracters will have to explain why. If he was con- scious of being in dish1nfst iy5tnS ths e"st- st- tention of the Senate and the country 10 that business and should have him the "inspectors.' Dishonest men do not usually court the liEht in this way But even those who are inclined to criticize the Senator most sternly will hardly deny that his general sense of propriety throughout this transaction compares very favorahly with that of the President of the Uni ted States.
 We take exception to tho use of the word -'compares" in the above para graph. In our judgment, "centrasts' would have fitted better-and we are not an advocate or defender cf Till man, either, in general way.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15
Let Hin Go quietly.

Teddy has his big stick drawn again and IS always ready to brow beat Con. gress when 1t Is in session. We hope Congress will do Teddy a job, and send him to Africa with bug in his ear.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15

The Pittsburg Sun takes The posi- tion that it is impossible tG exFrct anything of constructive 3 71 autof the few remaining weeks of the turbulent arnd jangllng Roosevelt a1ministro- on" The inference is that the ~s- med sun doesn't have a very hiAh lnion of the big man ir the Nhite . pse
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15

Net Daily Average, December, lygs '.tS'SSeS SS'SSeS Net Sunday Average, December lsvS' .Lo'SeS
 I. Finigan, Circulation Manager ot Ine xfentramery Advertiser, being duly sworn.
 Tn. foregoing statement of The Adver- ffzer's circulation for the month or Decem- Der, 190s is true and correct. ana coInpn- i- ed after aiI returns from news boys news agents spoiied and leftover copies nave SssaN SssseS1 S1ad,,rtad c. I. FINIGAN.
 oesh Circulation Manager.
 sworn to and subscribed peiore he '"'S sea' RIGA ALEXANDER. Notary Public
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15
DRIFTWooD

"rhey (the Alaskan Eskimos) don't that they are subjects of this country" --Exrlorer Leflingwell.
 Where ignorance Is bliss 'tis folly to be wise. as they know nothing of the Dingley tariff the Hains trial, the night elders. Harry Thaw. prohibition squabbles. politicians and hfty-seven other varieties of trouble.
 +
 New York is the healthiest city in the country" says Health Commission CT Darlington. Also the most pleasant
 Fools may rush in where angels fear to tread, but there's no man fool enough to rush into a young brides bread.
 The greatest objection to tho chronic crank is that he always tma6ines II is his turn.
 Cheer up-you may think you have troubles. but what If you dreamed the dreams that old maids do and woke to find them empty nothinss!
 This Is an age of graft: all tramp has to do these days IS S sS aasa don q sT.i snd tell 1t around that he Is walking around the earth on a wager. He was a kleptomAniac
 And everywhere he went, He took each thing in sight but new
 Er took gentle hint. Of course we couldn't kick because
 You see twas past beliet. To call titled parsonage
 Like him a common thief. Sc one day in his wanderings,
 With all his taking ways. He took a pretty helress and
 Now all his bills she pays.
  It is announced that one of the daughters of George Gould will come out this spring. which leaos The Al Al ianta Georgian to remark that If she doesn't ..cofne out" any better than one of her aunts and two of her uncles she had better stay in.
 What Is so rare as day in June?
 Congress and Teddy once in tune' Time will heal all things they say,
 A fact that seems quite true, Time will heal all things but on.
 It will not heel shoe. Time fies. and oh. how happy these aviators would be if airships would only take the same notion Their Romance. She called him honey. He called her dear" The reason is plain As you shall hear. It was "honey" this And 'honey" that. When in the hammock At night they sat. And he replied As she snuagled near. (That Is hc whispered In her earl 'J love you. for Ynu are SO dear, | He spent his money, Spent 1t free. | . The while he sWors | Fidelity. A diamond ring He gave to her, l Which 'mong her frienqS Caused quite a sttr. l At last the summer
 rbou9h eD she'd called him honey" He didn't stick. The reasons this. | Iris very clear: She'd cost so much, l She did seem dear. Now here's the moral Very plain, For sweetheart lass | Or love-sick swain | Be most discreet | Tn what you say, | Fer the bird, you know. l May Ny away.
 Gardens are being made in Sunny | Alabama. and we can't help but pity those poor untortnnates who are pick BIustering Buffalo and Murky Manhat. | tan to say nothing of Boisterou' Blowy Boston.
 Mrs Charlotte Perkins stetson de, | aga ~ A
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15
SWORN CIRCULATION.

The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees its advertisers land makes it part of the con tract when requested) that it's daily cireu- lation is larger than that of any morning newspsper printed in Alahama-epd that us Sunday edition has the largest circulation of any edition of any newspaper printed ih Alabama without exception.
 The figures for December printed below represent the actual net circulation, all re- 5urns having been deducted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15

Foraker and Tillman should su- in joint debate we might reason V @xnaet some warm timAs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15
Whot ths State Papers
 Are Saying and Doing
Tee Many of rhem.

Four at a time is the way darkies Ward would say ethis Is too much"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15

3ardens are being made in sunny Alabama. and we can't help but pity fhose poor unfortunates who are pick ing icicles of their chins In Bleak BIustering Buffalo and Murky Manhat- tan. to say nothing of Boisterous Blowy Boston.
 Mrs Charlotte Perkins stetson de- clAres that a woman is not supported h~ her husband. Why Charlotte. you
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-01-15
SEALS AND INDIANS.

Because of the truth it expresses and the moral 1t conveys we copy the following from Tho Manchester (N. H.) Union:
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

pound of on all killing soft OF oily.
Sheep and LamDs-Receipts light;
for four days. 62. The market ruled
quiets Best lambs qnotable at . q &c.
Sheep. 4e down. No demand fol
common, trashy sheen or thin cul
lambs.
st. Louis, Feb. 5.-Cattle--- Re
ceipts 200. including Goa Texans,
steady; beef steers $3.50 q 10;
stockers and feeders $500 300
cows and heifers $325@6.fs: Texas
steers SO $40; SONS and heifers 81
GAPS: calves in car loads. s4.75 q
500. Hogs-Receipts re,500; weak
pigs and lights $3.50 a G.25; packers
s6@6.40: butchers and best heavy
s6.15 a 6.55- Sheep-Receipts 5000
market steady: natives $4.75@ 500 ;
lambs s4.25 q 7.50.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
RRY. PERUVIAN
GOBS TO NORFOLK
Resigns Passionate of Dead
rick Church. $50
Former Pastor Of First Baptist Church
In Paducah Called 20 Larger
Field.
WAS PRESIDENT OF LIBRARY.

The Rev. George w. Perryman
pastor of the Deaderick Avenue Bap-
ltist church at Knoxville. Tenn, has
resigned his passionate TO accept a cal
| TO Richmond, Va. DR.. Peryman was
pastor of the First Baptist church un-
tn four years ago, when he resigned
and went to Knoxville. lie is pop
lular man, and was identified with the
establishment of the public library
being the first president of the trus-
ltees Of the library. The Knoxville
Sentinel says:
Sunday morning at the close OF
the services Rev George w. Perry
man, ID. D., who has been pastor of
the Deaderick Avenue Baptist church
for the past four and one-half years
rendered his resignation as pastor.
DIR. Perryman has endeared himself
10 the church and people. He has al
ways been foremost in all of the
movement in this city for civic
Righteousness.
after the close of his sermon he
read his resignation. Tears came in
the eyes of many who had labored
with him during the past four years.
At the close of the service his congre-
cation gathered around him 10 ex-
press regret of his leaving. The res
ienation will take effect February 2S.
1.-The church will hold a meeting on
Wednesday night to take action upon
the resignation and the appointing of
a committee to secure new pastor.
Sunday morning DR.. Perryman's
text was Matthew I, 81. And she
shall bring forth son and they shall
call his name Jesus and he shall save
his people," After delivering an able
sermon on the text, DR.. Perryman
presented the following resignation:
ITO the members of Deaderick Ave
nue. Baptist church:
my Dearly Beloved: A little over
four years ago an entire stranger to
YOU and you to me. you called me 70
become your pastor. was happy In
my Kentucky passionate, yet your
unanimous and urgent call appealed
to me as the voice of the Lord.
came to you and your welcome was
enough to assure me success from
| the start. These four and more years
have come and gone and have never
had a doubt but that the Lord want
ed me in Knoxville. The work shows
tor itself. / have stood for the right;
you have followed me in the thick OF
battle; you have cheered me when
the fight was hot and prayed that my
faith fail me not. No pastor ever had
truer and a more loyal people.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

worth OF cheese the past ten years;
Joe Sweet, who tried 20 beat me out
OF my wife; Judge Smooth. who
snapped me a sway-baelcei. lop-sided.
hah-dead mare, when she was doped
with ginger. and Colonel Blower, who
Is conceded to be the biggest liar In
Cobvllle. Outside Of these ungener-
ate. ignoble. condemned and grace
less cusses. solemnly promise TO
love. honor and esteem all the Lord
~ buffers with all my heart"
The candidate was then conducted
to the Trial OF the Revolving Pitch
forks-Puck.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
LIVESTOCK.

louisville, Ky, Feb. 5.-Cattle-
The receipts were very llght-7O
head.-for the four days this week,
1.C22- The attendance OF buyers was
light, the demand rather limited and
the market generally pretty quiet. A
fair demand was noticeable for choice
handy-weieht butcher cattle at about
Yesterdays prices, or H0@ 15c lower
than Monday. other grades of butch
er stock slow. The feeder and stock
er trade was slow and unchanged.
Bulls were steady. Gamers and cut
tiers slow. Mich cows unchanged. No
heavy cattle on sale. We quote:
Shipping steers. $3.50 @5.7s; beef
steers, $36 5.25; fat heifers and
cows. SO a 4.G5: cutters, $2@3;: can
ners s1@2: bulls 50 @3.75; feeders
ss64.75: stockers s2@4.2s: choice
mich cows $50 @ As; common to fair
500 30.
Calves-Receipts 1876; for four
DAYS. 4,345. The market was slow In
opening. Top hogs sold I5c lower
others steady. Selected cornfed hogs
100 pounds and up. $3.50; 1870 TO-
100 pounds Sc. Pigs ranged from
81. 80 for light pigs to S. for heavy
pigs. Roughs, SC down. -
Hogs from doubtful sections can be
sold only under guarantee and 1c per
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

cannot see where you could have
helped me more or stood closer 90 me.
love you 80 tenderly as shepherd
can love his flock BY your devotion
and faithfulness TO me and the work,
you have made u possible for me to
lead this church from where ! found
IL to one of great spiritual power.
Your influence In this city has 10 be
reckoned with when great moral ques-
tons are before the people. The dea-
cons and trustees are as noble set
of men as can be found. Happy,
thrice happy Is the pastor who has
such a board OF officers around him.
God only knows how they have cheer
ed me In my work helped me in my
efforts and prayed for me in my toll.
"Ali the different departments OF
the church have stood by me faithful
ly. No man could expect greater har-
mony than / have found. There has
been less friction and fewer divisions
than any church OF its size have ever
known. Our work has been as pleas
ant as any pastor could ask, yet II
has been large and laborious. II pains
me 20 leave you. for I love YOU ten
derby. have been with some of you
in the house of feasting and I have
been with some of you in the house
of mourning.
81 have welcomed about FIVE hun
bred and fifty into the Fellowship OF
the church. the large part by way Of
the baptistry. You enlarged the build
ing 50 l could preach TO the muhi-
tudes. You furnished me an excellent
home In which to live and paid me
well for services rendered. IL grleves
me sorely to say goodby but ] feel the
Lord has need OF me in Norfolk.
hence am TO go. A great work has
been done but could not have ae-
complished II had you not stood by
me as you have. l will ever thank
God for the great honor OF being your
pastor, for visiting your homes, Of
kneeling with you in prayer around
poor lost sinners. Allow me 20 say !
could not have done this work had II
not been for the wise counsel. thought
full planning and heroic efforts of this
heaven-given companion of mine
whose life has been a benediction
from the time we stood together at
the marriage altar till this good hour.
MAY the Lord God OF Israel guide
you in the selection OF pastor who
will lead you into larger fields and
greater things.
''This. my resignation, tender
you. asking you to accept the same TO
take effect February rs, 1909. May
the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ
abide with you till the work on earth
lis done.
"Your loving and retiring pastor.
&c. w. PERRYMAN."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
FIRST TO WEAR
: OUT WITH AGB
Tells Sun Readers What to Do
When kidneys Weaken.

The great majority of men and
women at the age Of so yearsbe-
gin to feel the first signs of advancing
age IN some form OF kidney trouble
and Bladder weakness. Few are en-
tirely free from that torturious dis
ease, rheumatism, which is not a dis
ease IN itself. but symptom OF de-
ranged function of the kidneys.
which have become clogged and slug
gish, failing in their duty of sitting
and straining the poisonous waste mat
ter, uric acid. ETC., from the blood,
permitting IL to remain and decompose
settling about the joints and muscles
causing intense pain and suffering.
The bladder however, causes the
old folks the most annoyance, es-
pecially at night and early morning.
Hundreds. of readers who suffer
will find the following. which il
known as the Danielion mixture, the
most harmless and effective treat
ment to clean the systems of rheu-
matte poisions, remove irritation OF
the bladder and relieve urinary diffi-
culties OF the oh people. II Is a
true vitalizing tonic to the entire
kidney and urinary structure, reinyig-
Grating the entire system"
The dandelion mixture consists OF
the following simple prescription.
the ingredients of which can be OBJ
tanned from any good pharmacy at
small cost; Compound Kargon, one
ounce: Fluid Extract Dandelion. one
half ounce; Compound Syrup Sazsa-
prilla. three ounces Shake well in a
bottle and take in teaspoonful doses
after each meal and upon going Go
bed, also drink plenty of water.
This prescription though simple, Is
always effective m the diseases and
afuiction of the kidneys and .biad-
der and rheumatism.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

Many a single man is guilty OF
double dealing. Il
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
HflusEHoLn RENfEnIEs.

which have stood the test OF time de,
serve place in the medicine chest OF
every family. Mothers are today ad-
mInistering to their children the rem.
edses their grandmothers used.
For thirty years. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots herbs. has been curing
the women OF this country from the
worst form Of female MS, and merit
alone could have stood such test Of
time and won such an enviable record
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
Disappearing Home Life.

The fat dweller ought not to keep
a deg. prefers not to keep a cat. can
net have a garden. has no chance OF
keeping house, has no possible place
for memories and. most emphatlcaily
OF all. has no use OF accommodation
for babies. Although Il may be pos
sible TO make homes without kittens.
or babies or flowers, or memories, or
cupboards. the spirit OF home Is hard
to WOO and win without any OF them
-Fortnlghtly Review.
The Evening Sun---fOc n Week.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
Why Is Sugar BWeef7

II sugar did not dissolve In the mouth
you could not taste the sweet
GROVES TAsTELESs CHILL TON
&c is as strong as the strongest bit
ter tonic, but you do not taste the
bitter because the Ingredients do not
dissolve in the mouth. but do dissolve
eadily In the acids of the stomach.
s Just as good for Grown People as
or Children. The First and Original
'asteless Chill Tonic. The Standard
or 30 years. SOC.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
Limitations Of Love.

do you swear to love. honor and
esteem these. your brothers in the
Lordly Order of Dufers?" asked the
Noble Muck-a-Muck.
Yes" responded the candidate,
"all except Ham Dodger, who has
been owing me for twenty cents
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BRoMo oUIN-
'INE. Look for the signature OF Z.
wv. GROVE. Used the World over to
Cure q Cold in One Day. Use.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

Mrs. Baclsstop-'you have an oc-
cupation. have you? Well what ia
it," Padded Polhemus-"Lady, III
be honest with yer. I'm a parlor
socialist. but jest at present amt
got no parlor. Puck
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05
ANNUAL RAP FOR
!. FOREST SERVICE
Pinchot Head of Bureau, Ac-
cused Of Scheming.
Is Defended by Mann--Ail Attempts
60 Amend Agricultural Appro-
priations Blu Failed.
DISTRICT BrLL,N THE SENATE

Washington, Feb. 5.--The forest
service got its annual drubbing. criti-
cisms against IL coming principally
from Smith, of California, Cook, OF
Colorado. and Monden. of Wyoming.
all of whom charged extravaganza IN
the administration. with the extor-
ton of money from miners, farmers,
and even the owners OF bee-hives.
Cook attributed to Pinchot, CHIEF
forester, the Interior motive OF
sohemlng for Secretary Wilson's seat
In the cabinet. Both Pinchot and
the forest service were vigorously
dcfended by Mann, of Illinois, and
Weeks, of Massachusetts,.
Agricultural Appropriations.
All attempts to amend the bill In
any Important particular failed. Its
consideration was about two-thirdA
completed when the house adj
journed.
The reading of the hill making APP
preparations for the District of Colum
bia constituted the chief feature in
the proceedings OF the senate, and
when the senate adjourned the read
ing OF only half of the bin had been
completed.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1909-02-05

Some women, like buildings, are
too rich TO agree with their hus-
bands.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-28
WALDO.
LIBERTY.

Miss Catherine Walker, who has
been passing several weeks with her
brother, Don Walker, in Brooklyn, n.
Y, and friends in Boston, has returned
home.
Mrs. George n. Stevens entertained
the members Of her Sunday school
class at her home one day last week
The afternoon was passed with games
and at 6 o'clock the company was in
vited to the dining room where de-
licious refreshments We're served Mrs.
Stevens enjoyes the reputation of be-
ing a delightful entertainer and this
occasion proved no exception.
Mr. Greene, who represents the
Monmouth Canning Co. of Portland
passed a few days in town last week.
Harris Twitchell and his sister
Miss Annie, have moved for the sum-
mer to his farm recently purchased of
Mrs. Abbie Daniels.
The vestry OF the Baptist church is
undergoing repairs. The ceiling has
been whitened and it will be painted
and papered and some new. window
shades purchased. Mrs. Eliza Stevens
Low of Salem. Mass. has sent a check
covering the expenses.
/. p. Critics is passing a week in
Bangor. the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
Ward Bonner.
Work is progressing finely on the
corn factory The main building is
up and the sides boarded in.
Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Post have gone
to Knox, where Mr.. Post has a posi-
ton in a mill. ~.
Mrs. Ernest Knowlton has been en-
gagged to teach the East Palermo
school and began her duties Monday,
April 27.
Isaac Reynolds, who has been pass
ing two weeks at his old home in Ma
chias, returned home Saturday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-28
SERIOUSLY INJURED.
Wellesley College Girl Hurt by Break
ing Of Rope Fire Escape.

Wellesley, Mass, April q. BY the
breaking of a rope fire escape, Miss
Jeanette Tandy of Vevay. Ind, a
sophomore at Wellesley College. fell
two stories today, striking on her back
and head and sustaining serious inju-
ries. She was taken to the Wellesley
hospital, conscious and suffering great
pain.
The accident happened in Stonehall,
one of the college dOrmitories, about
A. NJ. Within the past year every room
in the college has been equipped with
rope fire escapes, and it is compulsory
on every student to make at least one
descent by the rope, under the direction
of one of the captains of the college
fire brigade. Ss@,fS +:
This morning Miss Tandy, under the
direction of Miss Julia Locke, a Sem
ior, the captain of the Stonehall fire
brigade, started to make the descent
by the rope from the second floor. The
fire escape was hung on the inside of
the building near the staircase. Miss
Tandy, who is rather heavy. had just
swung over the railing on the second
floor, when the rope broke and she fell
to the bottom floor, some 30 feet below.
She struck on her back and the back
of her head. She was conscious when
picked up, but appeared to be in great
pain. She was taken Immediately to
the Wellesley hospital. The extent of
her injuries has not been determined,
although it is believed that she was
badly hurt.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-28
SOMERSET.
TROY,

CENTER.-Miss Estelle Harding began
teaching in Albion this week.
Miss Lora Harding will begin a term
of school in Etna next week
Mr.. and Mrs. +. Z. Bagley, who passed
the winter in New York City. are visit
ing in Boston and Billerica en- route for
their home in Pittsfield.
Mrs. S. l.. Rogers of Pittsfield still re-
mains at the home of her son. L. l..
Rogers. where she has been caring for
her grandchildren. 1t is hoped that the
quarantine will soon be removed from
all the families who have been afflicted
with scarlet fever.
Mrs. Hester Smart returns heartfelt
thanks for the post card shower given
her on her birthday. April Goth. She was
quite overcome with the joy of receiving
so many kind membranes.
Clarence Whitney. who served on the
grand jury at court last week returned
home Friday night. B. l.. Myrick. one
of the traverse jurors, came home to
pass Sunday with his family and re-
turned to Belfast Monday morning.
Miss Flora Carleton came home from
Augusta last week to spend week with
her parents. Mr.. and Mrs Milton Garlic
ton. before leaving for Montreal. Canada
Miss Addie Stone will accompany her to
Montreal where they are to have en-
ployment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1909-04-28
A WoMAN'S BACK.
The Aches and Pains Will Disappear
II the Advice Of This Augusta
Citizen is Followed.

A voman's back has many aches
and pains.
Most times it's the kidneys fault.
Backache is really kidney ache;
That's why Doan's Kidney Pills cure
It. }gtt
Many Augusta women know this.
Read what one has to say about IT.:
Mrs. w. H. Bush, living at Moves
Place. Augusta. Me-, says: i nave
used Doan's Kidney Pills and can say
that they do all that is claimed tor
them. About a year ago I sufrereo
from severe Mains in the small of my
back and through my kidneys. 1 tried
plasters for the trouble but did not
receive any relief until procured a
box of Doan's Kidney Pills at Wills
R. Partridge's drug store and began
their use. noticed relief after a lie"
doses and in a short time 1 was a
reat deal better. Whenever 1eei
ny recurrence of the trouble lie"
ooses Of Doan's Kidney Pills are Ill
mat is required to Danish the annoy
snce."
For Sale by all Dealers, Price bo
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Sew York, Sole Agents for the Uniteo
remember the name-Doan's-ano
ne no other,