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The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
The PHILOSOPHY OF
FIFTEENTH STREET

Tie strife Of tongue goes on IN the
Senate. Beware the silence Of the
consumes.
Il is the breathing time Of day
With me and I'c Ike 10 60 10 a ball
game, bCt Wills Moore won't let
me.
Youth comes but once N a life
time 10 the average man. but Il is
Uncle Joe Cannon's perennial CON
ranion.
Virtue is uecessary 20 a republic.
buI. watching the trend Of the times.
am driven % agree with senator
Dolivcr that We are not pTactieing
it much
At a dollar a word 7 confess that
I bear up bravely under Dick Oula-
hans accusation Of being "a gath
erer and disroser Of other men s
stuff. Who wOuldn'ts
'Tis the good reader that makes
the good book Emerson Ernest
Walker has read We Have With
Is Tonight seven times. and Billy
SrurEeon IS learning % sing II.
Don't put TOO sne a point on
yOur Wit. sam BIythe tclophoned
me. quoting Ceramics. FOR fear IL
Z should get blunted. II wit with
cut employment il a disease" (Bur-
tori. sam would surely 80 90 the
hospital but for his knocking.
A philosopher is a man who never
looks for trouble. SAYS Aristotle
Why IS Senator BeTeridge net Z
! philosopher asks ]. Cecil Hooe.
Because he always looks for tr0u-
he and finds L. The present
writer disoWns this paragraph. but
/ prints Il by request, ". B. Il.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
SMOKERS GAP NOTES.

by Our Own c0rrespondeut)
Raincd Frdav.
Raired day before.
Crop outlook good.
Tom Gals Sunjayed here.
Train service continues bad.
Mary Summer boarders expected.
r. \. Harper lately visited Lees
burg.
Sorry 20 rerort that Bluenont line
is not Jet sold.
News are scarce az this writing.
but hope for more anon. J.C.B.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

theless in the long run the comparison
Is approximately fair. Theories are de-
monstrable; they are coined into dollars
by being put into practice. This does
not mean alone the comfort and happi-
ness Of the man next the source Of
wealth; it means keeping the national
balance OF trade upon the favorable side.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

a New York chauffeur. recently con-
victed Of manslaughter for running over
a ten-year-old boy. killing him, and then
scorching away in order to avoid arrest,
complains that he is "a victim OF an
adverse public sentiment" He should be
truly thankful that he is not a victim OF
the law against plain murder.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

''Hitching a 50 per cent ad valorem
duty on lemons at the beginning OF the
circus season is almost Ike striking a
death blow TO one OF our cherished IN
stitutions," says the Springfield Union.
Since when did circus lemonade get on
speaking terms with lemons?
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

A Chicago man claims to have discov-
cred the secret Of supporting family OF
ten on SIS per week. We hope the beef
trust viii not seize on this as another
excuse for raising the prices OF its vari-
Gus commodities.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

king Edward Is quite as proud OF the
blue ribbon OF the turf as he is Of the
Order OF the Garter" says the Deseret
News. Even Drouder. we suspect The
latter came 10 him as matter Of course.
while he had 20 fight for the former
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
BuSine.s Advice.

Young man" said the boss. come
hither and listen"
He approached.
When you've made mistake, forget
Il and go on 70 the next job. Don't
potter around all day adding a lot OF
finishing touches"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

An optimist IS a man who believes the
hole was made especially to ventilate the
doughnut," says the Atlanta Constitution.
The man who believes the average dough
nut needs ventilation. however is not
necessarily a pessimIst.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
TO THE JEDGE.

A Paean.
The Tie that binds" Sh, thought
50 sweet
OF friendship dear the burden
sings.
Untold rejoicing ever brings
That cheery prospect: Friends 10
meet,
A tear Of 10Y drops from M eyes
When I e@ciaim IN ecstasy.
or al che ties 80 dear 70 me.
The dearest are the rzil-oad ties.
ARTHUR DUNN,
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

According 10 the newspaper correspond
ents. Mr.. Roosevelt is greatly enhancing
the value OF ZOOS and menageries through
out the world by a process OF elimination
in Africa
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

surprised 10 learn that lemons have not
been on the free list" says the Com
moner. 1t must appear so from that
particular sauctum, anyway.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Some poet writes glowingly OF My
Garden In last Wednesdays Omaha Bee.
Very few amateur gardens are IN q state
calculated to inspire poetry at this season
OF the year.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
No Incentive.

why don't you start for the pOle?"
Because my lecture manager has COM
pleted his bookings. couldn't Ia another
date next winter II I discovered ten
poles -
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

A Texas inventor declares the only IN
solved problem in aviation is 'the matter
OF alighting properly after a flight" Da-
rius Green was the pioneer promulgator
OF this opinion.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

"AIl things are possible" says the Rev.
James H. Flower. Has the Rev. Mr..
Flower ever undertaken 10 find out Just
exactly what Mr.. Taft thinks OF the
Payne-Aldrich biu2
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
MOTHER EARTH BUSY.

May BE Trying 10 shake on Grip
OF Standard.
Fron tie s.. Louis star
Seismic disturbances felt IN SIX States
simultaneously. Mother Earth must be
trying 10 shake or Standard on grip
She'll have % hump herself harder than
anything she has done yet Before she
succeeds. Number IS Broadway. New
York never felt the least biz OF a trenc-,
and isn't likely 20 DO so for anything
short Of cataclysm.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

A Virginia preacher says the reason Pc
tersburg went wet is because the peo-
pie depended too much on prayer and
not enough on votes" We do not know
that this preacher is a Presbyterian. but
II he is. he has his own election ideas
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

And now a college has transformed
Deacon" Hemphill, Of the Charleston
News and Courier. into Doctor HemphilL
We decline TO love him any less for all
that however
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
EVERY SATURDAY.
Our Morro; IF you see il in The Biz
Stick. II isn I necessarily 80.
ROOSEVELT AEROGRAMS.

After a RcSt-Brtish East Africa.
June 5-Once more on the trail
Rumblngs IN front q me, nun
blings 70 the right Of ne; rumblinss
70 the left of me, and rumbhnss
in Washington, ID. Z,
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Why does not some frenzied and male
factorious millionaire offer Mr.. Upton
Sinclair 81 per word for all the future
stories he does not publish?
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Love may laugh az locksmiths. but We
fear the little god is IN FOR a hard time
getting around that recent naval order
restraining the marrying OF midshipmen-
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

An English professor says. 'Cannibals
are the only human beings who dine on
proper food" II Is gratifying 70 know
that some OF the fool things are said by
professors who do not hail from Chicago.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

So far. the prescribed diets guarantee
irg long life are onions and sour milk
We doubt II the game is worth the
candle
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

The Savannah News must be getting
desperate. II thinks It sees an ant-pro-
hibition argument in Names famous
barking pig.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
UnrrntefuI Chan.

1T is easy to read between the lines
in a girls letter"
YES" admitted the recipient OF the
epistle. but Il isn't easy 10 read across
the lines in these slantwise and per-
pendicular portions"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

We fear this weather is a burdensome
tax on Senatorial patience.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

John Bull might Try putting binders on
his skittish old lion
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Mr.. Carnegie has promised the French
republic a model OF the skeleton Of the
diplodoccus. That is what France gets
for threatening to decorate Uncle Andy"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
Hint from Paris.

Those men Of matchless taste
Who rule the roOst
Now give the summer waist
A peekabOOst.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Some American newspapers seem
10 doubt my many killings. Don't
let them fool you. Not hall has
yet been told.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Perrose shouldn't Jump on little
La Toilette. Why don't he strike
some one his own size OF at least
the same calibeT
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Just heard Uncle Joe put on
the mitis With O'Buen. Tel him
% cut Il out. Singing Is one of
ny speeialities.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Just received a O0Qy q BeTeTidge S
new book entitled I'm Longing
for You. Fine W0Tk.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

News dispatches say Gompess Is
going 10 Europe. Have sent him
a pressing invitation 10 meet me
here. Have use for him.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

see the Senator's are having
their daily lemonade. Thc lemon
Is a popular fruit in the Senate.
They have been handed few.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
A Poor specfelty.

Il see your boy has little Ratchet
Yes; but I fear he'll never make a
President"
Doesn't chop down your favorite
cherry trees. eh?''
NO: he chops up my favorite golf
sticks
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
Those staEe MeaIs.

something new in a rural drama"
How now?''
'In the first act they cook a big meal
in the second act they eat il.
And IN the third act they send for the
doctor, en-? That's realism, all right
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
AuTTLE NONSENSE.
MANyERs and CUsTOsIs.

In Afghanistan, so they state.
They fine the trains when they are late.
BY orders Of the great Aneer
They fine the trains; II does seem queer.
II seems quite odd 70 Western brains
To think Of men who fine the trains
But still the recollection floats
That over here we dock the boats.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
Few Thrills,

"Al the worlds a stage"
But the play is no melodrama. IN
real life. a girl never spurns fellows
love, no matter how great q rogue he may
be. Always tries to let him down easy"
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

The women IN my party have or
ganizcd a Woman's Club and are
studying the subject Of peek-a-b0o
waists. clinging skirts. and puifs.
They have subscribed 10 the Ladies
Home Journal
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Read the BinCille Busls to-norO~.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05
Nfcidcdtsr
thsUPih
TWO CENTS
SEEN ON BOARD OF TRADE EXCURSION

By s,as Arts; John B. sle@aa, =.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Youth comes but once IN a life
time 10 the average man. but Il is
Uncle Joe Cannon's perennial CON
ranion.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

=
June 6-Once more on the traL
RumbIings IN front q me. run
blings 70 the right Of ne; rumblings
70 the LETT of me, and runbhnss
in Washington, ID. G.
Just received a o0py q BeTeTidge s
new book entitled I'm Longing
for You. Fine W0Tk.
some American newspapers seem
10 doubt my many killings. Don't
let them fool you. Not hall has
yet been told.
Just heard Uncle Joe put on
the mitfs With O-Bnen. Tel hin
20 cut IL out Singing Is one of
ny Speeialities.
Perrose shouldn't Jump on little
la Toilette. Why don't he strike
some one his own size or al least
the same calibeT-
News dispatches say G0mpeEs is
going 70 Europe. Have sent him
a pressing invitation 10 meet me
here. Have use for him
see the Senators are having
their daily lemonade. Thc lemon
Is a popular fruit in the Senate.
They have been handed q few.
The women IN my party have or
Fanizcd a Wcman's Club and are
studying the subject Of peek-a-boO
waists. clinging skirts. and puifs-
They have subscribed 10 the Ladies
Home Journal
Bulldog edition Of The Washing
ton Herald has Just come in Saw
picture Of DR.. Damon Guiteras
and a slain rhino. Make the doc
tor the first member Of the East
African Anauias Club.
The safe and sane Fourth q July
fever has struck the mngles On
that day ! viii read the Dcciers-
ton Of Independence. sing Amer
ica. and set or the fireworks
Sufficient money has already been
raised.
Have lost count Of the words.
7. r.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Read the Bng1ille Bugls tO-nOrUu
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

Bulldog edition Of The Washing
ton Herald has Just come in Saw
picture Of DR.. Damon Guiteras
and a slain rhino. Make the doc
Tor the first member Of the East
African Ananias Club.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

An undertaken living IN a thriving
Western town took his little boy 70 the
theate-." began Charles c Seaman. OF
Philadelphia. who Is az the National II
telling the following story: The play
was rampant meiodran1a. and the little
fellow watched with bTeathless interest
the villain Kill his victim and impTessively
go through all tie forms necessary 10 as
sure himself of perfect success. incl
dentally satisfying the yOungster that
death had actually taken place. When
the curtain descended upon the thrilling
scene the undertaken arose % seek re-
freshment. wnereupon his offspring IN
loud whisper demanded. Pa, are y0U go
inC around 10 get the body7'.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

The strife of tongue goes OF IN the
Senate. Beware the silence Of the
consumes.
The Washington herald., 1909-06-05

II is the breathing time Of day
with me and I'c ike TO 60 10 a ball
game, bet wills Moore won't let
me.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
OLD SCHOOLMATES
CHOOSE OFFICERS
FOR, COMING YEAR
St. PatriCk's Alumni Elect the
Rev. |. P. WheIan Their
Honorary President.

TIE Rev. l. p. Whelan. rector of st
Patrick Cathedral, was II ale honor.
airy president of st. Patriek's School
Alumni Association last night at a
meeting held in Cathedral Hall, Central
avenue. Former Assemblyman Philip
c. Walsh was chosen president; Will
ian l. McGovern. first vice-president;
Henry Hoey, second vice-president:
William A. k~rahenbuhl, secretary;
Peter j. O'Toole, historian, and JOSEF.
+. Murray. treasurer. Alderman John
j.. Sinnott, John Lawrence O'Toole,
William l.. Toohey, Francis A. Donnelly
and Eugene Higgins were selected as
members of the governing board. There
WAS 10 opposition.
Father Whelan. in responding to a re-
quest for a speech. said that the good
work Of the association should be con.
tinued by the new officers for Christian
for many of the evils of the day, and he
promised to lend the organization his
hearty support. Nj. Walsh, in his re.
marks. advocated meeting o%ftener, SC
that old classmates could renew school
day friendships.
A smoker followed the business meet
ing, during which musical and vocal Sc.
lections We're contributed by members
of the association.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
POPULAR BOOKS
JUST RECEIVED At
PUBLIC LIBRARY
Best OF the Recently Published
Fiction With Technical and
Sociological Studies.

The popular books of the week at the
Public Library are:
Fiction-"Tono-Bungay," by Herbert
George Wells; This, MY SON. by
Rene Bazin; "Septimus." by William
J. Locke; THE Climbing ~Courvatels,"
by Edward Waterman Townsend;
Fraternity by John Galsworthy;
The Trail of the Lonesome Pine by
John Fox, jr.
Non-fietion-"HealthN n Happi-
ness" by Samuel Fallows; "Roman
Holidays and Others by William
Dean Howells; Home Life in Italy,
by Lima Duff Gordon; "The Conquest
of the Great Northwest by Agnes G.
Laut; In Vikingland," by viii Sey-
mour Monroe; THE Greatness and De-
Cline of Rome" by Guglielmo Ferrero.
Some new books are:
"Collectiyism"' \ study of some of the
leading social questions OF the day. by
Faul Leroy Beaulied An exhaustive eX-
animation of the various forms of coll
lcctlvism aud en exposure of The ~failacies
upon which its claims are based.
NC Room to Live. BY George Daw.
a statement of the conditions that lead tn
~ ~ AlAtAH diId III i VI il II
in economic problems.
The Evolution of Modern Germany" BY
William II. Dawson. Neither a glorifica-
ton nor Il disparagement of the country,
but a history of the transformation of the
Germany of half Il century ago into the
Germany of today, a nation of Industrial
and commercial progress.
'Dr, John Mclaughlin" BY Frederick
', Holman. a plain and simple narrative
" the Father Of Oregon and of his
noble career IN the early history Of that
state.
History of St. Johns Church" Newark.
BY Paul V. Flynn. A carefully written
account of the church and Il discussion OF
Catholicism i'll general.
Books and Reading. " Compiled by Ros-
coe G. Gaise and Alfred Harcourt. Short
extracts from the best sources on books end
thes reading of books.
iJohl Keats BY Albert +. Hancock,
A biography in which there is an attemp;
made to attain the dramatic vitality OF
fiction, aud at the same time not TO trans
gress the truth.
The Story of Robert Fulton BY Pey-
ion f.. Miller. A short aud interesting lie
of Fulton, giving an account of ais cX-
pefilnentS here and abroad.
"A Century Of Education" BY Henry
Byran Binns. A story of the part played
in the education of the people both at home
and abroad by the British and Foreign
school Society.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
HARRISON HEALTH BOARD
IN SANITARY FIGHT.
Mcclure to Begin HOuse-to-
house Canvass Next Week.

The Harrison Board of Health met
last night and decided that Health In
spector John p. Mcclure begin his an
nual h~ouse-to-house anvas next week
to see that all premises are in sanitary
condition. The board also decided that
all houses not connected with sewers
where they are available be compelled
to have it one. This question has
been hanging fire for three years.
DR.. Henry Alters asked the board to
prepare an ordinance compelling all
two-story dwellings to burn a light in
the hall all night. There is a tenement
law which REQUIRES, all three-story
tenements to make such provisions, and
the board decided to consider the ply
sician's request. Inspector Mcclure re-
ported that there had been ten cases
Of contagious disease during the month
and two deaths.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
HOLD EUCHRE AND DANCE.

The Ladies' Educational Society OF
the German-English School, Orange,
gave their monthly euchre and dance
last night in the German-English
School Hall, that city. Despite the in
clement weather the affair was well at
tended and over forty prizes won. The
arrangement committee in charge was:
Mrs. Henry livingston, Mrs. Charles
Gerkardt, Mrs. Frederick femme, Mrs.
w. i. Beck and Mrs. Frederick G. Han
del. The next euchre- n diane viii
be given April 30.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
STATE PLANS FIGHT
ON SMALLPOX SCARE.

Board of Health is making every effort
to prevent the spread of smallpox,
cases of which are now found in sew.
eral cities of the State. While no new
cases were reported today there are
numerous suspects in municipalities in
both south and north Jersey. DR.. A,
Clark Hunt, medical director of the
State board. whose home is in Me-
tuchen, has charge of the situation
and believes there will he no genera
epidemic as anticipated. Dir. Hunt con
suited with the local boards of health
In several of the places affected today
and is encouraged by their reports.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
NEEDY GLICKMAN FAMILY
is STILL REMEMBERED.
Aurora Athletic Assn Con-
tribues SIS Through STAR.

Five dollars toward the relief of the
Glickman family at 200 Court street
has been turned over to the STAR by
the Aurora Athletic Association. as a
portion of the receipts from their re-
cent presentation of The College
Chums" in Krueger's Auditorium. The
money has been turned over to Mrs.
Glichlnan.
Louis Glickman, the head Of the fam
lily, recently killed himself by jumping
from the fourth floor of the City Hos
pital when he learned that he was suf-
fering from an incurable malady and
could do nothing to relieve the suffer
ings of his wife and five small chill
dren. For two years previous they
had led o hand-to-mouth existence and
they were left in dire poverty at his
death.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26

Business Mems Associations yesterday
Common Council will be asked to fur
nish S4,050 to illuminate Military Park
with fifteen flaming arcs for a year.
The ares are to be of the same style
as selected by both associations.
At the conference were the members
of the Board of Works. Aldermen Nc
Gowan and Baum, of the finance com
mittee; committees of each of the inn
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
GIRLS FUN MAY BLIND HIM.

JERSEY CITY, March 2s.-James
Morgan. a pupil in st. Joseph's
Parochial School, may lose the sight OF
one eye from a prank played by LORI
eta Judge, of the same school. Re-
turning from school yesterday after
noon, Loretta dipped her fingers into
IA can of red pepper outside a store.
"l1l cover o with pepper" said Lor-
eta, and snapped her fingers in the
boys face.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
GIVE SUBSCRIPTION SUPPER.

The men Of the parish, assisted by
the Ladies' Guild. gave their seventh
annual subscription supper last night
in the Miller chapel of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, Park avenue, Or
ange. The affair was well attended and
the proceeds will go toward the out
fitting of the kitchen of the chapel The
committee in charge of the dinner was.
j. II. Allen, chairman: William Rookie
fellow, T. d. Baker. George Hansford
A. nj. Riley and f.. J. Hart.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1909-03-26
TAFT'S SON HAS PINK EYE

Taft, the Youngest son of the President,
has pink eye n is confined to the
White House. He has been suffering
for some time with sore eyes, but it
was not known until today what the
trouble was.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-02-27
Hats Of Pearls.

Paris has given its approval to the
tiny little headgear made of imitation
baroque pearls and finished with q
bunch Of flowers at the side. The
managers Of the theaters allow them
to keep on these hats, though they
will not permit any other kind.
The pearls are strung on wire and
made into q lattice work. something
like . Juliet cap. and worn over the
top Of the head. Jet beads Of varied
sises are also used for them. with q
lsrgs bunch Of gold ivy leaves at the
eide.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-02-27

lieve I would not be living to-day"
says Mrs. Hinson. MY eyesight was
poor l suffered with nervous. splitting
headaches, spots would dance before
my eyes. and at times l would be so
dizzy l would have to grasp some
thing for support. My back was so
weak and painful l could hardly bend
over to button my shoes and could not
get around without suffering severely.
Doan's Kidney Pills helped me from
the first. and I continued until practi-
cally we'll again
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N Y.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1909-02-27
ROLLERS pRotoNe LINEN LIFE.
Mint for Care Of Dainty Trifies Dear
to Feminine Heart.

All the pretty centerpieces, buffet,
bureau and table covers can be kept
30 much more perfectly in linen clos
ets. and sideboard drawers il rolled
round a sufficiently long pasteboard
roll. The regular mailing case or
tube will fill the bill il it is of the
length required. A dainty and wash
able cover for 1t can be made, tube
shaped, Of white linen, into which the
roll should be slipped. One end Of it
may be permanently drawn together
and the open end arranged with cas-
ing and tape, to close after the roll
is replaced On this should be rolled
all of the embroidered and lace
trimmed covers as soon as they come
from the laundry. and before they
have been folded.
One matron tells Of roll on the
wall Of the buffers pantry. This is
a device for linen in daily use; but be-
cause Of what Howells SO aptly calls
the invasive, pervasive dust" the
permanently arranged roll could not
be recommended for freshly laundered
linens.