The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1909-09-03
sUNFLowER PHILOSOPHY

How We poor people Ike o On
fault with the rich,
Every one has a lot OF secrets No
should avoid hearing.
Some people take delight il roar..
ice water on enthusiasm
II Is a common experirnc, Tia
chiggers prefer the white u.lt
Every man must do rai
amount OF whining to some woman
II you want TO please your NJ n
get through talking so he Can begin
A good many OF your tragtii rr
ably look like comedies 70 Others
There are some houses iha lRa,
look as il the front door hadn't 0ea
opened since the last funeral
Perhaps you lack self-c0rt encs
but. II YOU attempt TO acquire Sc 70
member il differs somewhat fr1a
cOnceit
Investigation shows that girls hay
worn shirt waists upon every coca
sion except to be buried iu
II YOU have attended parts a1
didn't have a nice time th.na o,s-
wasn't IL because some ole
all the talking.
Il is estimated that America igs
bands are taking care of seteN ui
lion kin by marriage Still. tl
dom hear a good word Tor A.ic
husbands
when you see woman coming
from the union station. l0o 1e-
fectlv cnteuf. YOU may hroK Uh
has happened. her company
home.
Perhaps one reason there re
'ew angels on the streets r alre
with a blue sash Is that fa-' 70 an
hori;ies can't agree on rh d.
waist line should be for haa-aE 1s
lsh
Though 1t is proper 70 refer 20
woman as an ANGEL 81 forg.' ertss az
/ mercy. almost every man finds
some day. 10 his cost. that Eol.
/ never forrive.
: IL is hard" said man TODAY
: r-et m any enthusiasm in th.s town
I This is true in every towl. iar.icl
/ iarlv il a man is compelled 20 - ioRn
| into his pocket for money 10 back BIS
enthusiasm
since the great ambition ~ a Won
I an is 10 marry we'll girls should te
tauch that The best men are nr
caught by the boldest efforts: IN il--
no effort at all Il what charms ne
man the Lord made TO be . soi lls
band.
distinguishes all living thn-s AZ
Kinds of animals have their w1ss 4
blufiuS. A snake Is nine-tenihs h'11
without wishing 20 seem il1ns- +.
abIe We sometimes think tha w-.
en-s MAGAZINES devote too much srlcs
~ telling how 10 treat a guest BOW
m furnish a guest room. and fc-'h
This theory Of evolution viii tolh'-
tees hear investigation. but t Is t'-
,la hard TO believe that the soft w1'ie
hand OF the girl graduate ca'he-r,
IN bouquets was a fin IN rs pftls
toric origin -Atchinson tkan G.9t
when YOU file complaint again,. p
,utonobile owner for running ' '
~ sure YOU have four or fve W.
nesses with YOU: the automo 1Al
or will have al least three VIII lim
and they will all swear they were Fll
airg at lawful speed.
thousands OF men are conn l.l (.
because OF lack OF work tH
~ other men are complaini1e ufcsl'.
! they cannot get reliable men O. "''
! for them. -,
the man who deserves success WI
+ he successful. This Is the l''s
A short OF II. Thousands OF men y.
! a. not deserve patronage 'Ap'4H
!. BECAUSE they are not patro1izei
This insurgent move yon hear
!. much about in Congress is nc nofelf
. everv family has an insur-eni N IN
although. perhaps. they are known y
another uame.-Atchison Glooe
when a woman speaks 90 2 nal
,ho street. and his smile indicates .a'
E ~ a. nleased to see her. seven til,
a. Ten no is thinking. Now Nlo
that woman anyway!
An Atkinson young man is NJ
= arette fend. and every time ne ~
q cigarette he sings Softly
Ie se,f Nearer. My God. 70 Thee
Anv man can come along am w
lodge and get members. ms -
n weIl established a fact that int.s
IS ~ excuse for men remains \.
e. -, them go 20 other towns.
n iodgas and charge commission
5. there Is no such thing as y
Il. entirely bad or man eauIts
n Good and bad are mingled u
ne ne until II is hard TO ten WIZ
Is ono begins and the other en9s
Sc The vases people have 10 lA.. r
a, iors are not used 10 Keep ND"
IS They are used as recep'.. T
an tevs. thimbles. pencils. ~,
ri. vase has succeeded the teal'
sugar bowl.