The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1909-05-27
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II thought you aid this gun would
shoe, thousand yardsi Il will Ii
won't 1, only shoots 5o5 yards. Well,
asa double barreled gun, hin't itf
when BInks was counting bis wife
BE- opened BIS heart 80 her Welt
She exchanged With him After they
were married she opened bis eyes.
Speaking o. trusts. began the
stranger ~ be leaned up against the
counter. - Sorry. sir interrupted
the grocer, but We DO strictly cash
business here.
Photographed 90 young man III
vii make much better picture II you
put your hand on your fathers should
e. The Father Huh, il would be
much more natural i be bad his hand
ia my pocket
doctor Now, take this medicine
sad you viii sleep like baby Patient
Why, doctor il you mean our baby /
eiess l'il not take il
lie looks miserable and all run
down Yes; be Is d wreck. What i
be suffering FRONT HIS friends are
divided IN their opinion They cant
decide whether il is mother 10 Law or
Indigestion
afas
They couldn get along at all to
grther Nothing that she did seemed
10 please him, aud nothing that he did
pleased her. Why didn't she leave
HINT She vas afraid that would give
him too much satisfaction, aud she |
considered it her duty as wife TO stay /
and make him trouble
j suppose you never accepted a
bribeS said The innocent Young person,
addressing a seasoned alderman. No. /
sir replied the alderman, growing red
with rage. No, SIR nobody eyer offer
ed tue one
How IS yonr wifef Quite misera
BILE, thank you Don't thank me
Pardon me; ! took you for the doe
tor
Well, the doctor says, my dear.
Ihat il Will be months and perhaps
years before can hope to get my
strength back Don't be discouraged,
George II might be worse Well,
there's one thought, dear, that helps
10 keep me from despair. And what i.
That, 6eorgei Won't have 10 tote
around that ding banged rubbed plant
auy morel
Hello. old mani exclaimed DubIe,
at the literary circle reception. It's
pleasant surprise 10 meet you here
Good of you 10 say W, old chap, re-
piled Brown Yes, You see. | va.
afraid | wouldn't dnd anybody but ,
bright sud cultured people here. Il
What do you think happcnedg Tell !
l. Conductor saw me running aflei
ik&' NAf anu NV ANtu ~ AiAi I Caught ".
Whist do you think Of thati What de- )
think Of it' Why. think is the q
most original lie I've heard for a long ]
sine, Good work, old mau.
higgins Is always talking non !
sense Which kindf asked Miss Cav .
'nHr. T. there more than one kind
Yes. som, men talk the kind OF non
enst that makes you laugh, aud other
elk The kind that make. you feel sorry :
or them.
Kind Lady Al. my poor man. /;
shy don, you siraightcn up and take I
our place IN society," Dusty Dan \
! hA, would be e,r use. mamf | ans :
10 restless 10 play bridge 7" 4
IN must have required CREST cour
se 10 face danger n you did. Not 50 h,
ach, answered The real hero. a. il r.
9es 10 face some Of the people who cr
sist on making tass over me, ga
Miss oldeirI II wish my iiauee wa
hero Brother Jack Good heavens 'e
bat mere do you want of mani ~
dn, he ask you 10 marry hint
Miss Ascnm-l Was certainly sur ~
red - hear Miss Passay declare she y.
II thirty yet Miss Wise That's d.
: truth she isul thirty yei 0ne a,
y only he thirty for twelve months. I
d kaow
.-lls astonishing boa very thin that uir
] n the sheath gown il, | don't sh
ok a. astonishing Her name !, nei
81, and her mother Was Pole. D
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