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Evening journal., 1909-01-25
IIsT OF PUBLfC SALES.


March 1.-Sale Of Stocks ands Imple-
nents for William osIe, near Els
mere, Christiana Hundred, at 10
o'clock, a. m, by Stidham & Son,
Auctioneers.
February 4-Stook and farming I'M
plements on Lancaster Pike, near
city. John n. Peoples.
March 1f-Stoek and farming imple-
raents on Concord Pike, near
shsrpley School, 6randywine, Hd.,
n. Pollock.
January 30-Real Estate at Court
House, 10 o'clock a. nns by Stidham
g. Son, Auotioneers.
February 5-contents of largo West
Side residence, including superior
Furniture, Carpets, Draperies, Bed
ding, SilVerware, at Stidham q
SENS Auction Store, III East
Fourth ST., at o'clock, p. m.
"Watoh this paper for add Of this
sale"
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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
REAL ESTATE

WE'VE GOT 1T. WELT. orr IT
OR IT is NOT TO BE HAD.
Collecting OF Rents a Specialtv.
g. n. HAYDEN. successor to
u.r 49,. Hayden & Vail
Dutu Euone9 Tenth and Monroa If4
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wALLpApER mo DECORATING.

Having removed my wall paper business
from the northwest TO the northeast cor
ner Of Fifth and Jefferson, l would be
pleased 70 see my friends. Paper in all
Grades. Work guaranteed. WILLIAM
FORBES. Fifth and Jefferson streets.
d2-e.O.d1y.
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+ ON GALL.
A nice lot. ripe for a building oper-
alton, Ia a fine location. East side OF
Rodney street and south OF Pennsyl-
wanna avenue. 100 feet front. VIII sell
reasonable. CHARLES G. KORTZ.
(Opposite Court liouscl 10ll Mark
Evening journal., 1909-01-25

Don't be too hard upon your friends.
Some people just can't help giving ad-
vice.
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+ OR RENT
HELP WANTED-MAT.F

XVANTED-ABLE BODIED MEN BE-
tween ages 10 and 35 for u. s. Ma
rine Corps Must be native born or
TO see tho world. Good pay Ciothinr.
rations, quarters medical attention free
Apply at u. 8. Marine Corps Recruiting
ton. Del. i7-2it
y AILWAY MAIL CLERKS ARE
wanted Examination IN Whining
ton May 18th Particulars free Write
now. SPRlNGFIELD SCHOOL FOR
NAIL SERVICE. Springfield Mass.
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A. B. STANTON.
FOR CAIE

Il, OR sALE-s-fioRsE oTTo GAS EN>
l. gine. with magnetic. Good as new at
10 cost; also lot OF hangers and pulleys.
all sizes. FARM & HOME. iOs,s shiploy
street. jl2-1m
EOR SALE-A PAIR or GENUINE
Scotch colles. male and female, for
sale cheap. Apply 2i3 West ON 80.
fn0-ff
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tlinh.r Authoritv.

'I suppose your wife is boss at your
house"
Not any more"
"Then you have asserted your au-
thority:"
"No; we have got a hired girl"
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American railroad shops employ $50 900
men earning s@.oO~o year.
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JOHN II. O'NEAL.
S. @. CAMPERSON.
a MOTHER PUBLIC'SALE is

AT KLAIR's BAZAAR,
ON SATURDAY, JANUARY, 80, 1909,
az ] o'clock.
20 Horses, all descriptions. One car
load extra good business and farm
Horses. not 20 be appraised. but TO be
sold for the high dollar. Gentlemen, we
sold on last Saturday. IS Horses.
TAKE NOTICE-This IS the place TO
buy your Horses as we buy them as
cheap as they can be bought and sell
on small profit. Look out for the car
load Of high dollar Horses. on Saturday
next win start 10 sell Horses at one
o'clock SHARP. Sale every Saturday.
W. H. KLAIR,
So3 W. Sth ST., Wilmington. Del
i2b-26-29
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Thn uaual Question.

"She is going TO be divorced"
as she? Dear me, wonder what It
viii be-"
"Crueliy, / believe"
Cruelty? oh, pshawl didn't mean
that
"What did you meanT
"Her gown, of course"
Evening journal., 1909-01-25

1t Is enough to expect a wo-
man TO kacp her temper at all times.
but when she has TO Keep her own and
her husbands. too, It must be ad-
mitted that she deserves credit and an
occasional holiday.
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Know Better.

We eye hirr with suspicion.
Accept it with q string.
Tho man who shovele snow and says
lie hken that sort OF thing.
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PUBLIC SALES
pUBLfC SALE

OF PERSONAL PROPERTY
Having leased my farm situated AT
Mt. Cuba station MIL Creek Hundred
Del, will sell without reserve on the
premises, on
THURSDAY. JANUARY 18TH, 1909,
at 1 o'clock +. M,
the following described personal prop
erty to Wit:
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CLEANERS. pYERs.

MOTH INSURANCE.-The moth thrives
on the spots which you leave on your
clothing For a nominal amount you can
have them renovated and returned fresh
with every appearance Of being new.
Mack enzies. Cleaners. Dyers, 907 Shpiey
street. 102 ". Seventh street. d2-e.o.d-1y
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No man can enjoy poverty unless h'
has a rnmfortrh'e fortune nj his back
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John F. 0'MeaI,
io-eoa.lm Mt. Cuba, Del.
PUBLIC SALE

PUBLIC SALE
or HORSES ETC.
] will sell at Public Sale TO the highest
bidder at the barn OF w G.. Martin. s..
w. Cor. Third and Orange streets, VIII
mington, Delaware,
WEDNESDAY. January %, 1900,
at ] o'clock, sharp.
Carload Of Indiana Horses. 2 Thorough
bred Jacks.
VIII mention that IN the lot are one
pair OF black mares, 1900 pounds one
pair Of grey mares, 1900 pounds; one eX-
ira coach team; balance general pur-
pose kind. Now, gentlemen and buyers
Of good horses, you viii make no mis-
take IN looking over my load OF horses
before buying elsewhere az / have spared
no expense IN selecting a car OF extra
good workers. light drivers and general
purpose horses suitable for this market
Would exchange for second hand horses.
Terms made known on day OF sale Sale
VIII positively be held, rain or shine.
w. s. TOWNSEND
w. A. Hukill Auctioneer j1i-3t
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Some men take themselves SO serI-
Ously that one would think that they
are serving as prime minister to the
Lorc
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WANTED

WANfED- EVERYBODY NEEDfNd
w half-tone engravings. zinc etchings
OF electrotypes, to get our estimate. Del.
aware Farm q Home. t06l5 Shipley st
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10 HEAD HORSES. . COLTS

10 HEAD HORSES, . COLTS
No J. Bay Horse, years old, good
worker and driver. No o Bay Mare ex-
ira good driver No. 81 Bay Mare. gooc
worker and driver. No. s. Brown Mare
With colt by her side, sired by Elec-
trill1S. No. 9. Minnie NJ. years old IN
May; bred for speed Nos. & 7, s. . and
10. Good general purposes Horses, suita-
bic for farm work
l2 head OF Cattle. springcrs. Heifers.
Holstein Bulls. 80 thoroughbred White
Wyandotte Chickens. Feeders and Feed
ing Ir0ughs Harness. Sets Stag Har-
ness. 2 Sets Driving Harness. Cart Har-
ness, Collars, Brides, Halters. etc.
Household Goods-Golden oak Roller
Top Desk, Valley Queen Cook Stove No.
:. Chunk Stove. Couch, Window and
Door Screens, Churn, Ice Cream Freez-
er Folding Crib. Cider, Barrels, etc
Wagons Rubber tired Buggy. . horse
market Wagon. 3 farm Wagons, mix
Wagon, 2 Runabouts. Road Cart. Horse
Cart, Sleigh and Bob Sled, etc.
Farm lmplements-Osh Binder. Nc
Rake. Hench Cuitivator. hand Culti-
Plowe Spike Harrow, Corn shelter
Farm Bell. Forks. Shovcls, Post Spade
Axe. X-cut Saw, Single and Doubletrecs
and many other articles too numerous
to mention.
CONDfTIONs-six months credit on
sums of $50 and over by purchaser giv-
ing barl1able note with approved endor-
ser. 2 per cent. on for cash.
Dinner at i2 o'clock
MICHAEL J. O'NEAL.
Price Diiworfh, Auct
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EIORfsT-

GEORGE FOUNTAIN. Store $40 King
street. Greenhouses, Brandywine Hun
dred. Plants Cut Flowers, Floral De
signs and Decorating a Specially. Orders
promptly attended to. Both Phones.
d2-e.o.d1y.
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Constant primping, brushing up and
keeping in good trim is the price Of
vanity.
Evening journal., 1909-01-25

Quebec supplies 90 er cent Of the worlds
supply Of asbestos.
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RAkERY.

Ask your Grocer for MAYER'S BLUE
LABEL BREAD. Insures square deal
and an honest loaf.
KARL MAYER.
Eost Side Baker, 9th and Poplar SITS.
d2-e.o.d1y.
Evening journal., 1909-01-25

1t U1,., A1.
follow that a
girl IS able to
accomplish any
thing just be-
cause she is an
accomplished
lady.
A really clever
woman doesn't
let the careless
public find cut
that an unfeel-
ing critic might
call her homsly.
Evening journal., 1909-01-25

Smile and the world smiles with you.
Pay up your bills and it smiles at you.
Evening journal., 1909-01-25

There are people who can't take
joke at an, and then there are others
who take it entirely too far.
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pUBLIC SALE

pUBL1C SALE
a or MISSOURI HORSES.
e5 head of as nne a e. 8. year old
Horses as eyer was shipped 10 Delaware.
viii be sold at VIM. Martins Sales sta
blcs AZ Third and Orange streets
on SATURDAY. January o0th
at ] o'clock. sharp.
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MILK CREAM AND eUTTER.

s. H. RIDGWAY. $40 E. sth st..
Wholesale and Retail dealer IN MIX.
Cream and Butter.
Manufacturers OF Ice Cream and Snow
Flake. Both Phones.
d2-e.o.d1y.
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Having plenty of friends is very Of
ten merely a matter Of not needing
any
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8NNVNNVNNSSNNNNVINSVNN NNOSVNSNVSSSSScNNSNNNcOc6
IN THE REAL TY WORLD
&SNNrNNNNNNNNNNNNN>NNN
RFAL FSTATE FOR SALE

I. ti-flA ID - 4 = II ON a1f1kE
For SALE OR RENT~
fer the large business property fronting
ON Fourth street. Fifth street and Penn
syNania Railroad Freight Yards. eic-
waited siding, runs through property. over
~ coal bins, large stable. Office and store
room. The entire property over 5000
square feet ground surface Is under roof.
Immediate possession. THE PHILIPS
THOMPSON CO, 200 East Fourth street.
di2-tf
For SALE OR REN1-25- 5-ACRE
farm, situated about one mile from
stanton' rooms. barn, outbuilding and
GEO T. 81 hARL5% II qSa siaSton s9aS'On Del Aaassi 5im
FOR SALE OR RENT--SrORn AND
dwelling. Situated at summit
brldge, New Castle county, Possession
f,i,y,en at once Apply TO SAMUEL All
+ OR SALE.
A nice lot, ripe for a building oper-
auon, Ia a fine location. East side OF
wanna avenue. 100 feet front. VIII sell
reasonable. CHARLES G. KORTl.
Opposite Court Housel ioi1 Mark
FOR SALE
New medlum-priccd s roomed houses
on Rodney street, above 9Th st. Location
and surroundings or the best. hlgn
bitluut inc NleNai Quit on square plan
with wide fronts. large pantry, kitchen
and extra shed-kitchen. roomy closets
and attic. gas and electric lights, spec
ial bathroom effects and many other
features. Open and lighted Monday and
Thursday evenings and Sunday after
moons. Ask attendant FOR prices and
terms. We VIII negotiate n per cent.
mortgage and give easy terms for the
balance. Why not let your rent money
buy a homer
A. B. STAYTON.
dim. tn. s. 7o7 shipiey ST.
A BARGAIN. iF SOLD BEFORE FEB
ruary 1. No. ] West Eleventh street,
10 rooms ana bath. porch. new plumb
ing, newly papered and painted, IN per-
rect condition, now vacant.
GIBBONS g. MOORE.
llS-St-eod Fifth and shlnley SITS.
FOR INVESTMENT
II NEW 2-sTORY BRICK HOUSES
Located oi5-iT-i9-2i-xi-25 McCauiev Street
and 52o-22-2i-2G-2S-a0 H. 18th street
r.. & Bath, an convenience Rent
Sl2 per MONTH An rented
VIII net l2,s per cont
DINSMORE g. CO.
lQ3 w SIN 50.
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PUBLIC SALE

or STOCK AND FARMING M
/ pLEMENTS win be sold at Public
Sale. az the residence OF the subscriber.
on the Lancaster Pike. near Slverbrook,
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY. A. 1909,
at II o'clock, sharp,
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Sure Sian

Sure Sign.
''Brown has stopped worrying"
"When did he dieF
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20

1t is true that all wealth comes
from labor, but not necessarily
from labor by hands. The
thinkers Of the world have added
inestimably to its development.
1t was a portrait painter who in
vented the telegraph, a college
professor who produced the tele-
phone. and the list might be ex-
tended almost indefinitely. 1t is
we'll that to-day, with all our in
diligence in rest and play, that
we remember that it is intelli-
gently directed energy of what
ever kind which makes man bet
ter and helps along the world to
the millennial dawn.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20

sale 80, 048 hhds. were dark to-
bacco. The reflections of January
LIST to September Both this year
were 6,5O4 hhds. against, 1924
hhds. rejected during correspond
ing period last year. Total re-
ceipts January LIST to September
Both, 1909, were 51,42O hhds.
against 1911 hhds. received
during corresponding period of
last year.
Total stocks in this market on
September Both, 1909, were IT,
$50 hhds. against 1898 hhds.
held at close of September, 1908.
Stocks increased during Septem-
Der 338 hhds.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
A woman,s Ace? FORGET II.

Man has no right to question wo-
mans age-to even think about it. A
woman. bless her, is as old as she
makes out or makes up and not a
DAY older. Man is out of his latitude
When he begins trying to locate wo-
mans age longitude. 1t is her priv
iege to conceal her age in any form or
manner she may choose and it is
mans prerogative to assist her as
much as possible rather than hinder or
question her in any way. Man owes
1t to himself to see that she is sup
Piled with every means of concealing
her age or any new wrinkle which she
chooses to keep from the gaze of the
overcurious public. Man is not sup
posed to be young or beautiful He
couldn't be if he wanted to be and
wouldn't be if he could. With woman
it is different. She wants to be and
can be and is, whether she wants to
be or not, and it is whole lot better
for her and for her admirer or admir-
ers. as the case may be, that her age
be carefully guarded under that
charming veil of mystery which should
ever be hers by right of possession.
Forget that she has an age, brother
and you will be happier, and so viii
she. but don't, for heavens sake, for
get that she has a birthday.-Boston
Herald.
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In the ParIOr.

''They praise the man in this
house for being so handy" said
the Door, "but he has me all I'M
hinged"
HE gives me a pane" ejacu-
lated the Window.
He simply unstrung me-"
said the Blind.
He's got me all out Of shape, F"
complained the Curtain.
He took altogether the wrong
tack with me-" sneered the car
pet.
why don't you do as l do,
and just take a stand?" said the
Table.
Its we'll for you to talk, but
my wrongs are deep-seated
ones," sobbed the Chair.
Il have an idea, "burst out the
Clock. Let's go on a strikev'
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
The Eiahtinq Editor.

The fighting editor is no joke in
Paris. There, if paper calls man a
liar or a thief. the man takes it Sc
riously, and, visiting the Office. he de-
mands a retraction or a fight. 1t is
the fighting editor who receives him.
The fighting editor sits in a Louis
Seize study. smoking a cigarette and
reading new novel with a yellow
cover. He is faultlessly dressed in
deep black-the duelist's color. The
ribbon of the Legion of Honor is in
his buttonhole. His brilliant eyes and
clear skin proclaim his perfect condi-
ton. His alert, supple carriage shows
his military training. The fighting
editor never writes a line, but is re-
sponsible personally for every word
in the paper every day. On a plain,
outspoken sheet like lie Matin, which
keeps him pretty busy, his salary is
very large-$40 a week or so. A con-
sentative journal like lie Temps, hav-
ing little use for fighting editor, pays
the man no more than Exchange
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Female PhiIanthrOpiSts.

Over thirty millions of dollars
were given by women to philan-
thropy during the past year. Mrs.
Russell Sage gave more than
any other one person with the
single exception of John D.
Rockefeller. While some of her
gifts are not large they mean
much to some young people. She
recently gave $2,70 to pay the
rent of the school building of the
Pascal institute in New York city
and to cover the expenses of free
vacation classes for young child
rem. To Sag Harbor, L. l., she
gave the fair grounds to be turn
ed into a park especially for the
children. When the citizens pro-
posed changing the name of the
village to Sage Harbor she de-
clared that the old place should
cling to it's original name.
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She Almost Remembered.


Little Josephine. aged four,
was intently studying the pic
lures in a book and seemed very
much interested in a picture of
Charles Dickens.
Taking the book to her moth
er, she inquired who it was.
"That is Dickens, DEAR said
her mother.
The picture was wonderfully
facinating to the little GIRL and
when her big sister came from
college in the evening she ran
and got the book, turned to the
picture, and said:
Sister, see? This is a picture
of Mr.. Darn
Her sister replied, mo, dear;
that is Mr.. Dickens.
WELL" said Josephine, Il
knew it was some kind of a
swear word. -Delineator.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
A Wave of Water.

There is no necessary connection be-
tween the advance of wave and the
forward movement of the water COM
posing it, as may be seen by running
the fingers along the keys Of piano.
An inverted wave travels along, but
the keys merely move up and down.
Similarly a wave may often be OBJ
served running along the ripe ears of
golden grain, while the stalks are firm
Is rooted in the SOIL The onward
progress of a sea wave is easily per-
ceptible, and by watching some light
substance floating on the surface the
fact is revealed that the water is not
moving with the same velocity. =
Chambers Journal.
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The Local Paper.

The Burns (Tenn.) New Idea
makes a strong plea for the local
paper in the home, viz:
''The local paper should be
found in every home. 1t is the
stepping stone to intelligence
among the children of our coun-
try. Give your children a for
eign paper which contains lot
of stuff they know nothing about,
and things about places they
never saw or heard tell of, how
can you expect them to be inter-
ested? But let them have the
home paper and read about
things they can see every day
and people they know and some
thing that will be interesting to
them and see how they will watch
the arrival of the home paper
each week. Thus a habit of
reading is formed which makes
them intelligent men and women,
a credit to their ancestors and
strong in the knowledge of the
world as it is to-day
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Don't For Churchmen.

Don't fail to observe that he
who knows only faces has no
friends.
Don't try to open the windows
to life's sunshine unless you have
sympathy.
Don't forget that where your
life does not teach your teaching
cannot live.
Don't neglect your works if
your would have your wings take
care of themselves.
Don't initiate men who miss
the spirit of the law by making
most of the letter.
Don't fail to learn that the
farther your life reaches the
deeper its roots will strike.
Don't try to lead the world to
a better life by looking like an
undertaken on Sunday.
Don't expect to succeed in
gaining into rest in the church
until you have some principal
there.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Animals Behind Targets.

From the London Chronicle.
The experiment of placing
dogs on board the obsolete French
warship Jena the other day be-
fore battering her with projec-
tiles was cruel; nevertheless, we
should remember that we were
once guilty in a very similar
case.
This was in 1872 when sheep
and goats were shut up in the
Uurret of H. M. S. Citation, which
was then pounded by the Hot
spur with her heavy guns. The
turret was not bierced, while the
animals it contained were found
at the conclusion of the lombard
ment to be uninfured. Their ex-
perience, therefore, was a pleas
ant one compared with that of
the animals in the Jena, most of
whom were either burned to
death of asphyxiated, while
those that escaped alive were
driven mad by great terror.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
A Hint and a Hump.

A woman there was, and she wrote
for the press, as you or | might do.
She told how to cut and sew dress
and how to cook many a savory mess.
but she never had done it herself, /
guess, but none of her readers knew.
She told how to comb and dress the
hair and how out Of barrel to make
chair-'twould adorn any parlor and
give it an air-we thought the tale was
true. Oh. the days we spent and the
nights we spent, with hammer and
saw and tack, in making chair in
which no one would sit. in which no
one could possibly sit, without crick
In the back.-Economica Housewife.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Short Stops.

Every man has a right to his
own opinion, but that is no
reason why he should not keep
it to himself once in awhile.
A boy wearing his first long
pants contrives to have a great
many errands downtown.
The ordinary man thinks the
heather have an awful good time
on the money he donates for
them.
The ordinary man would state,
if pressed, that he thinks his
singing voice is superb.
Too many of US confuse our
own stubbornness with strength
of character and makes nuisances
of ourselves.
We must all admire the in
tellectual swiftness of the chronic
liar who is able to lie out of his
lies.
Lots of men would run for con-
gress if they were not bashful
about wearing frock coats ard
silk hats.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Ruttered Bread With His Thumb.


Cats meat is the only survival of
way of serving meat that prevailed in
this country before the introduction
of forks, for it was the custom in
medieval times to serve roast meat on
spit and to pass it around the table
for each guest to cut off what he
liked, method that did not allow one
person only to secure the carver's tit
bits In France one still finds chicken
nvers and bacon served on small spitS.
and to the Britisher it always suggests
at first sight the food of the domestic
Cat. 1t is probable that many people
continued to prefer fingers to table
utensils, even after these were perfect
ed and in general use, for knives were
certainly invented at the period when
Charles XII. chose to butter his bread
with his royal thumb.-London Chron-
icle.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
ALeuaI Query.

Tired of the long winded oratory
of the attorney for the defense, the
Judge interrupted him.
''Mr. Sharke," he said. may ask
you a question:
Certainly. your honor. What is
.It?"
Language" said the judge, I'VE are
told. is given to conceal thought or
words to that effect. Inasmuch as you
don't seem TO have any thought to
conceal. would like to know why
you are talking?'
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Tobacco Statistics

Total sale of leaf tobacco on
the Louisville market from jan
uary LIST to September 3Oth, 1909
were GA. 212 hhds. against 80, 500
hhds. seid during corresponding
period of last year. Of the total
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
short Metes Sermons.

Selfshnessis the seed and sin
is the harvest. X
Think only of yourself and
others will forget you.
The empty head is easily wrink-
led into burrows that look like
deep thought.
A small life often takes all its
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
Not Misfts.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-It seems strange
to me, if matches are made in heaven,
that there should be so many unhappy
marriages. Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Oh you
forget it is the matches that are made
there. not the Yonkers States
man.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1909-10-20
The Eall.

Satan wuz once angel in heaven
wuzn't he?"
Yes, but. like de rest of us, he des
couldn't stand prosperity" = Atlanta
Constitution.