Daily Arizona silver belt., 1909-12-15

ton. Some day the farmers of the United States will erect monuments to ''Tama Jim'' | Wilson, whose administration has been as able as it has been long,
 Haley's comet is to be responsible for an un- usually mild winter, so a scientist says. Re sponsibility for practically everything has now Ibeen attached to Halley's comet except for Mr. Champ Clark $ forthcoming democratic house of | representatives.
 | A Kentucky man has been jailed for starting a disturbance with neighbor who insisted on playing 'Go way Back and Sit Down. on his photograph. Kentucky's idea of justice is fear fully and wonderfully warped at times. | ''Home has become a bore to woman' '' says a lecturer A large and well-developed idea prevails that lecturers of this persuasion are not ultimate authorities on bores If they were. there would hardly be any such lecturers The Brooklyn Standard Union notes that Mir. Roosevelt 'pointedly ignores" Dr. Cook Al waste of words. Everything and anything that Mr. Roosevelt ignores" is necessarily ''pont- edly" ignored
 Cheer up! What if breakfast bacon is five times as high in price as it was ten years ago? Does not the accommodating and kind hearted grocer throw in the rind nowadays at exactly the same price as the meat!
 William l.. Wilson of Kansas City. thinks human beings should restrict their wearing ap pareI to one garment only, and that of a thin cotton or silk fabric. Plainly enough, Wilson is an ultimate consumer far from mythical
 One cents worth of electric power will make Ia Welsh rabbit in chafing dish, :" says con temporary. And one Welsh rabbit inside the human anatomy is liable to produce $1 ,OOO. .OO0I geological garden.
 "Weman always did like publicity. ;, says the Milwaukee Sentinel. Oh, well; now, as to that Mr. Weilman has nothing particular on other explorers.
 A Tammany office holder thinks he is being paid too much salary. A little leaven, but far too little to eaven the whole lump, it is to be feared
 A New York minister recently married a couple in verse;" says the Atlanta Georgian. It IS hard to imagine anything verse-though this l may help some
 HaVlng m mlnd the pernicious activity of the pots and the kettles out in San Francisco. it is not surprising that the Chinese Tongs should oet busy also.
 Mr. Murdock admits that Mr. Cannon's abdi eaton IS not immediately in prospect In this. MT. Murdock and Mr. Cannon are agreed for once in their lives, anyway.
 That Missouri minister who advocates ser mons two hours in length probably wears an ab- normally long face, as rule
 The recent result in Alabama will among other things, occasion little more carful weed lng-out of the mint beds next spring.
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 Albert T. Patrick pleads that he is legally dead and cannot, therefore, righteouslv be con fined in jail Nevertheless, it seems that Albert will be confined at the same old stand.
 The common people down in Central Amer lca probably spend at least seven days in every week stacking up the rakeoffs for the passino Presidents
 Uncle Joe' Cannon must be mighty noor Fun for small boys at Halloween. He does not appear to shy at hobgoblins little bit.
 Their lordships have kicked the budget Prob- em: Will the house of lords now proceed to kick the bucket?