The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-08-27

of the years 1911, 1926, 1899. 1919
1852, 1858, 1851, ETC., have a reputo.
London Globe.
HUA0R or THE Day
Indignant Old Lady-You wicked. wick
ed boy! Aren't you ashamed of yourself
I amt slaIghterin' -' EN-. iad dp rm SO Out
gettin' specimens for de Smithsonian In
!, IN; Miss Coy Cat the garden partyl-;Let you
KISS me? Certainly mott I've only known
watchl-Weii, then, suppose come
around in an hour and a quarterback
They don't pension authors in this
of them would Sign an agreement to quit
Atlanta Constitution.
Friend.Does the baron. your son-in-law.
speak with much of an accent? Rfchpurse
He did when he discovered how / had
liXeo MS wires dower-Puck
!, 4 n man doesn't put his best foot forward
when he goes to the chiropodist.-Phil-
Small normal human brain weighs two
pounds fifteen ounces. Waite-ISet's talk
ABOUT things that concern us.-Judge.
Nell Sseriously)-Between the rich old
I do love I am between two horns OF a
dilemma Belle (fIippantly)-Then take
the horn of plenty.-Baltimore American.
Mr.. E1atfoot-Good mawnin'. Miss Snow
pal PAL Whar is 70, all gwine dis mawnin'?
mawnin', Mistah Flatfoot. All done bin
what Abs gwine.-Chicago Daily News
Everybody says that Jones has the fin
est mind, insight and sagacity he ever ran
fation? Easy e1d %Senegy et such yo aa
S STATE 1,a1 he says. BY Jove. that's SO,
Mr.. Phan (roaring from the top OF the
doing down there so late? Mildred sweet
ly)-,He's just doping out how the teams
(molIfied)-An right. Tell him to take
his time, not overlooking past perform
ances and the possibility of a slump, and
when he gets done he can compare with
Puck.
Where's your mistress maid?'' Up
stars, sir, arranging madames hair
ana madam? Is she with her?'-Lippin-
colts Magazine.
Rivers dipping his pen in the ink)-ren
Brooks-Always select a smaller man than
you are.-Chicago Tribune.
That man says he will create some
real excitement if he gets into Congress-
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum. che Is
one of those peculiar patriots who want
to climb on board the ship of state simply
for the pleasure of rocking the boat
ont Forty Xo years ago I started in life with
have $500 in the bank and a job lot OF
FURNITURE worth as much more. Louis
vile Courier-Journal
Where are you going to spend your va
ca II Tn not going to- HUH II
Leader. ~.
Hes a careful dentist Yes; he filled
%Edo% T10'h with great paiH''-oOrnen
Now; hubby, this isn't q bathing suit.
This is a beach ostume."-Kansas city
Journal.
How would you like to be a merry
T 'Iis " asked the octogenarian oh.
tul beauty.-Houston Post.
First Aeronaut-What's your best REQ
ord? Second Aeronaut-A State a min
ute. What's yours?-Boston Transcript.
Shell consider am responsible for your
business success. He-Well. you certainly
lid make 1t necessary for me to earn more
do you take this woman for better or
worse 90, Je0Se, l. DO. But hopes
We kin kinder strike an average.'-Wash-
ngton Herald.
Mrs Crawford-So his wife is extrava-
rant in dress? Mrs. Crabshaw-Very Just
low she's getting a coat of tan at a
seaside resort
Puck.
Stranger dining at the cIub)-That MT.
ones just met doesn't seem to be very
popular among the members. Host-No;
lis baby boy is beginning to say bright
Bazaar.