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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
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From December Farm Journal

From December Farm Journal
"whcathcr" may Justly be- termed
u bud spell OF weather.
A man IL In no condition To settle
down until he has settled up.
Most schoolboys would rather eat
u piece" than speak one.
The potato bug II bad enough, hut
the ever-prcscnt hunbug Is worse,
The nightmare waits for those Yhc
indulge In too much Christmas cheer,
Why Is Johnny ike u sidc-trackci
freight car. Because he has been
switched.
To bc successful both the baseball
pitcher and tho orator must have n
good cdliycry.
What the cora heard with its ears
and the potato raw with It's eyes none
viii ever know.
II may bc pleasant to sit In the lay
ct luxury, but consider how It hurts
to be tumbicd out.
In baseball tho pitcher may han
up al the curves be pioascs. aud still
play straight, game.
Many man who Is down on It's
luck" might easily reach prosperity
by prcfacing his luck with ''p."
J. J. nm. tho railroad magnatc
must DO a nrst-class driver. since hs
can handle several lines at once.
II We were ms silent with respect q
our achievements as We are TO or
mistakes. what u silent world this
would be.
Perhaps Fletcher got his idea OF
the hcalthfulness Of thorough chow
Ing from the COW. She stands ut the
head In that line.
When tho preacher said. Behold
the perfect mani" every male mem
Der Of the congregation became cross,
eyed with looking at himself.
4 Touching Confession
Mother--Johnny. you said you'd
been to Sunday school.
Johnny with a far-away lookJ-.
Yes. mamma.
Mothcr--Iiow does II happen tina:
your hands smell Of ASH
JOHNNY carried home the Sun.
lay school paper. an the outside pas,
Is all about Jonah and the whale -
Western Christian Advocate.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
FIRST SHAPE Of eels.
Strait Of Msssins Revealed Mystery ef
the Snsksliks Fish.

the snsksliks Fish.
In the strait OF Mcssina are channels
Of immense depth. through which q
wild tide surgcs. aud owing probably
to Irregularities at the bottom there
are whirling eddics which have the
effect Of bringing up from the depths
below many marine creatures which
are rarely seen except In the deep sen
travis.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
POLAR PHENOMENA.
The Mirsss and the Neck Sun sf the
Arctic Rseiens.

The Mireos and the Meek Sun es the
Arctic Regions.
In the spring OF 1000 changed
over to the steamer Corwln AMI sailed
for the Arctic ocean TO establish q
trading station somewhere on the
northern shores OF Alaska. Although
We went on purely commercial ven.
ture. there was u good deal OF talk
about the pole during the seven months
We spent In the almost continuous sun.
light.
Or. Cook relates Instances Of seeing
mirages above the Ice 6elds- mountains
passing 10 solemn review and some
times Inverted and standing on their
peaks-but he goes on to say that there
were no forms Of life. Mirage Ii q
common sight even In lower ATTITUDES
than those mentioned by DR.. Cook. !
have seen the spires and domes Of well
defined buildings. whole cities. In fact.
appear above the horizon. sometimes
lingering for several minutes. or. again.
with their towers reaching up higher
and higher. alternating apparently. to a
mere thread. The "mock sun" n q
common phenomenon In the BerIng
sea. On the evening Of June 2. 1900.
perhaps 100 miles south OF st. Law.
renee island. about $50 o'clock and
past sunset. the sun was visible NJ
though half an hour high. but appear.
Ing a. q much nattened oval. Then
another sun more nearly round emerg.
cd from the horizon beneath the goose
egg" rising quite rapidly until II
blended with the descending orb.
Thereupon. instead OF settling below
the horizon. the light was quickly dis.
sipated IN the air. This phenomenon
was probably due TO the unequal den-
sity OF several superimposed stratns
OF aIr producing refraction Of the suns
rays from below the horizon. Captain
Edwin Conn OF ZIegler Polar EIpedi.
tion In National Magazine.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16

Her Father lratcly) Young man
do you know that you've been callihs
ON my daughter since 7 o'clock
The Tarrying Youth-Yes. sir: but
she has been sitting on my hat Tor
the last three hours. and I didp' Z
want to tell her.
,tcr Fathcr-Th,,. hereafter. don't
keep your hat In your lap. Hang II
Gn the rack In the hall.--Th, Circle
Magazine.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
WORLDS BANKN0TEs.
Shape, siss and Color ef Paper Money
Of the Nations.


The only paper money that Is accept.
ed practically all over the globe II not
''money" at all. but the notes Of tho
Rank OF England These notes arc
simply printed In black Ink on Irish
linen water lined paper. plain white.
with ragged edges, The reason that q
badly sollcd or worn Bank Of England
note Is rarely seen Is that notes which
In any way Ind their way back TO the
bank are Immediately Cancelled aud
new ones are issued. The notes Of the
Bauque de France are made Of white
water lined paper printed In black aud
white. with numerous mythological and
allcgoricai pictures. They are In de.
nominations Of from % francs to 1000
francs.
Bank Of England notes are OF a
some what unhandy size-5 by 3 inches.
South American currency resembles
the bills Of the United States. except
that cinnamon brown and slate blue
are the prevailing colors. German cur.
rency II printed In green and black.
the notes being In denominations OF
from 5 to 1000 marks. The 1000 mark
bills are printed on silk fbcr paper.
Il takes an expert or native to dis
tinguish a Chinese blu from laundry
ticket n the bill II of low dcnonlna'
tion or q arccracker label II for large
amount. the print being In red on
white or yellow on red. with much gilt
and gorgeous devices. italian notes
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
the JEWISH SABBATH.
Ne influence on the Habits ef the Ns.
brew Children.

brew Children.
The Hebrew Sabbath. Including its
complicated preparations. Is rich aud
Impressive material for II chilis imagl'
nation. ON Thursday evening the
a,othcr alrcady prepares dough. goes
to market, cleans the nsh. etc. says
the American Hebrew.
In the morning comes the baking Of
"chalcs'' dread. How bewitching for
q child to watch the mother making
different shapes Of dough. s,ncaring Il
with egg and decorating It with braIiA
Of different shapes and forms. A Jew.
ish child gets the tirst lesson In model
Ing by making make believe "chalcs."
In tho .vonin,, ths, u,othcr nrrpar rcs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
NEWEST NOTES OF SCIENCE

The United States, Germany and
Great Britain produce four-nfths Of
the worlds supply Of pig iron.
Over els.0oo.000 worth OF gold
was produced In Alaska last year. to
lees than 100000 worth OF other
minerals.
A wealthy English automobile en-.
thusiast uses . seismograph to regis
Ter The jolts impaired to his car
By rousA roads.
Although the winters Of Montreal
are noted for their severity. that city
10 $50 miles nearer the equator than
London.
The ehoshonc irrigation dam In
Northern Wyoming. which will be
$40 feet high, will be the highest ma.
soary dam IN the world.
During the whole Of last year Lon
don's famous clock. big Ben." never
varied more than four seconds from
the correct time.
Although aiuminums can be welded
to other metals with q blow torch.
two pieces Of aluminium cannot be
Joined In that manner.
A steel canal. within . few feet OF
. mile In length. twenty feet wide and
twelve feet deep. has been multi to
distribute water In connection with
Nile irrigation project In Egypt.
The largest relief map In the world
b o. exhibition at London. Il repre-
seats Uganda and surrounding coun-
Try 10 total Of 4O1 $50 square miles.
and covers 3.o7s square feet.
a new space and fuel saving cook.
Ing utsnsil. patented by an Ohio mat.
coitains three receptacles which may
BE- placed within single holder. COW
sring but . single range opening.
A Ksntuckian claims to save muci
time for brick layers by his recently
patsnted trowel. which carries q hop
per from which the mortar is fed
automatically in q smooth. clear
stream.
An Italian army oncer claims 10
have perfected . wave power motor
with which he lights his homo AMI
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
Got All He Aakad Roe.

Another "meanest uian" has been
found. lie lives 10 the city aud con-
ducts thriving business. The other
day q seedy individual approached hIm
and said; Say. mister. I'm hungry and
would like to get nickel to get cup
OF coffee aud roll. ! have four pen.
nies and only need one more. Please
give me q penny"
The man after searching himself
said: u haven't got penny. All I
have IL nickel. Give me your four
cents In change. and will give you
the nickel"
The beggar requests that bis name
be not mentioned in connection with
the m.--ClDclnnati Enquirer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
Getting Rid Of Him

"Ss-s-sus-say. ma. 'stammered Bob
bic through the suds, as his mother
scrubbed him, II guess you want to
get rid Of me. don't your"
why no, Bobbie, dear" replied
his mother. Whatever put such an
Idea into your mind!"
"Oh. nothin'," said Bobbie. ''only
Il seems to me you're trying to rub
me out. Harper Magazine.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
Parental Severity.

The children OF two centuries ago
fell on stern times. II one may believe
that the spirit Of family life was &C.
curateiy expressed by an excellent
mother OF that day who said. without
humorous intent. that her children
'Ioved her as sinners dread death"
There is little doubt that parental con.
troll at that date was as rigorous as
this anecdote indicates. II Is said that
when little Andrew Elliot. afterward
lieutenant governor OF New York. OBJ
jected to boiled mutton bis father. Sir
Gilbert Elliot. fr0wned.
"Let Mr.. Andrew have boiled nut.
ton for breakfast" commanded the
stern parent. 'cold mutton for dinner
and cold mutton for supper I'LL be has
learned to like IT, Youths C0mpan.
ion.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
Hubby's Big Head

Mrs. Youngwife-I'd like hat for
my husband. please.
Clerk-What size madam.
Mrs. Youngwife-Dear me. I've
forgotten the size. but he wears NJ
teen collar. so he would take TWEEN.
~ or twenty-five hat. wouldn't he!--
Boston Transcript.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16

The Customer-Can you recon-.
mend these complexion powders?
The Chemist-well. madam. !
can't say that they will wash like the
natural complexion. but they won.
rub Oh on q coat sleeve!-Sketch.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
Local Option

you say that local option has
been OF great benefit to this section
Of the country"
"Yes. SIR" answered Colonel Still
well. As soon as lot OF US citizens
realized how far anybody would have
to 20 for q drink We organized good
roads Washington Star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
No Relief to Hin,

when you are angry" said the
man Of gentle instincts, stop and
count o hundred"
"a hundred" echoed Mr.. Serious
Barker. III could stop at hundred
counting up my wife's millinery bills
wouldn't be angry. ry."-washington
Star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16

Stippler-Did Miss Kittie admire your
your paintings? DObber-i don't know.
StippIer-Whst did she say about
them! Dobber -That she could feel
that ! put u great deal OF myself Into
my work. Stippler- Well. that's praise.
D0bber-Is III The picture ! showed
her was "Calves In the Meadow
New York Journal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
A 0ushsl AZ Cents.

II beats oil what Ocd questions reach
some Of the departments Of govern.
ment 10 Washington. Not long ago
the treasury received letter from .
man who had made bet asking "How
many cents are there 10 . bushelr'
The answer was not easy to offer. II
the man had asked about pounds ~
might have received definite answer.
A. 1t was, be got In reply . guess from
clerk that "roughly there u some.
thing like $500. or 5000 pennies"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16

The klamath Shoe store has n sal,
on for December 18th. for one da'
only.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
KLAMATH FALLS. THURSDAY. DECEMBER 49, 1909.

decomposes water SO as to obtain
hydrogen and oxygen In commercial
quantities.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16

"How do you know those people are
sincere lovers OF muslcf'
"By the fact" replied Miss Cayenne.
'that they compelled their youngest
boy to stop trying to learn to play the
plano."-washingtou Star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16

Steve lMtsPs.
Customsr-Do you keep stove lftses
10 hssef
0rocsr's CIerk-Not The Iron onss.
madam. But W. car bys you . plnt
- koannnna W-->-@A III
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1909-12-16
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT

NOTICE IL hereby given that ths
undersigned as administrator Of the
estate Of John u. Hall. deceased. ha,
filed In the County Court OF klamath
County. Oregon. his Final Account ~
tho administration Of said estate, ana
that tho court has fixed Monday. tho
eth day Of December. 1909. At 10
o'clock In the forenoon OF said day as
tho time and the County Courthouse
In Klamath County. Oregon. ~ the
place for the hearing Of objections, Il
any. to said account. and tho settle
ment thereof.
Dated at Klamath Falls. OREGON,
this 26th day Of November. 1903.
l.. J. BAUMAN,
AZ Administrator Of the Estate Of
John d. Hal. Deceased.
lI-26 1924
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1909-12-16
PARKER

From The Press-Le
Rev. Spencer of Hurley was the
guest of Rev. Rider yesterday.
Sam Kellar of Hurley visited here
yesterday with his sister-in-law, Mrs.
Lote Horton.
Jas. Hogan and Chas. Thompson
were up from Hurley on ditch busi-
ness yesterday.
The Cottage Hotel has changed
hands hands, j. p Robins of Salem,
an experienced hotel man, is the
new proprietor, he having purchased
the same.
The Rebekahs initiated a large
class into their order Friday evening.
About thirty of the Hurley ladies
attended and exemplited The work
in a most satisfactory manner.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1909-12-16
LOOKING ONES BEST

It's a woman 5 delight TO look her
best but pimples, skin efuptions,
sores and boils rob life Of Joy. Lis
ten! Bucklen's Arnica sylve cures
them; makes the skin softknd velve-
ty. 1t glorifies the faf. Cures
pimples, sore eyes, cold sbres, crack
ed lips, chapned hands. Try it. Infal-
ible for piles. 25c at I4 j. Piers.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1909-12-16
CHRISTMAS EXERCISES

Special Christmas exercises will
be held at the Presbyterian church
next Sunday, Dec. 19. The follow
ing program will be given at the
morning service at 1880 a. m.
Voluntary
Doxology
Invocation
Song Joy to the World"
Responsive Reading from the
Psalms
Song Hark! The Herald An
giles Sing
Scripture Reading
Solo
Prayer
Anthem Make Joyful Noise"
Sermon-"The Angle Song"
Song 30! Little Town of Beth
lehem"
In the evening there will be a song
service for half an hour with special
music. The subject for the evening
subject will be Christ, the Light
Of the World"
On Christmas Eve the Sunday
School will have special exercises.
Served as coffee, the new coffee
substitute known to grccers every
where as DIR. Shoop's Health Coffee,
will trick even a coffee expert. Not
a grain Of real coffee in it either.
Pure healthful toasted grains, malt,
nuts, etc. have been so cleverly
blended as to give a wonderfully
satisfying coffee taste and flavor.
| And it is made in minute" too.
No tedious &c to 30 minutes boiling.
Fawrup- Nelson Co.
| Preventjcs, the new Candy Cold
Cure Tablets, are said by druggists
to have four special specific advan-
tages over all other remedies for a
cold. First They contain no Quin.
inc, nothing harsh or sickening. Sec
ond They give almost instant relief
Third-Pleasant to the taste, like
candy. Fourth-a large box-4S Pre-
ventics-at 25 cents. Also fine for
feverish children. Sold by n. j.
Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1909-12-16
DISPERSION SALE OF HEREFORD
CATTLE

Many readers of this paper will be
Interested in the great sale of Here
fords to be held in the steam heated
pavilion at Mitchell, S. Oak, Thurs
day, Dec. 80, 1909.
The property of Albert Hill, Alex
andria, S. Oak. including all his
prize winning show cattle, his great
breeding COWS and bulls, good
enough to head pure bred herds.
This is closing out sale, and is the
most important event in Hereford
circles, ever held in the northwest.
Go to the sale,~ and if your purchase
amounts to 100000 or over, your
car fare will be refunded. Remem-
ber this sale is held in Mitchell, but
for catalogue address the owner,
ALBERT HILL, Alexandria, S. Oak.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-07

Mrs. w. w. Vinnedge, Mrs. r. L.
Jaques. Mrs. George L. Mueller, Mrs.
Edgar H. Address, Mrs. w. w. john
son. Miss Laura Fry and Miss Caroline
Shoemaker-Lafayett Courier.
Mrs. McRae is we'll known here.
/ - = -
Miss Marguerite Hart, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Hart, and Mr..
Charles Griffin of Cambridge City,
were married last evening at seven
o'clock in the parsonage of St. An
drew's church. The ceremony was
performed by the Rev. F. A. Roell. Mr..
and Mrs. Griffin are well known young
people. They have the best wishes of
their many friends.
- = =
A jolly company of young people
we're entertained with tally-ho ride
Wednesday evening. After a drive
about the city the party was taken to
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward
Stems. one-half mile east of Chester.
They surprised Mr.. Stems, it being his
twenty-second birthday anniversary.
Games, music and dancing made the
evening a most enjoyable one. A
luncheon in two courses was served.
In the party were: Misses Katherine
Stole. Nora Stems, Mamie Lahrman,
Elizabeth vogelgegsang. Louise Vogei-
gesang, Laura Austerman. Irene Aus
terman; Messrs. Harry Kemens, An
drew Festler, George Kuhlow, William
Austerman. Harry Austerman, Henry
Vogelgesang. Edward Vogelgesang,
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Garrett.
- - -
At high noon Thursday, Miss Anna,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. G. Maier,
and Mr.. William F. Hoffman, of North
Liberty, Ind, were united in the bonds
of matrimony at the brides home, the
Rev. J. w. Maier, of Sharon, Pa, a
brother to the bride, and the Rev. NJ.
L. Peters of LaPaz, Ind. an intimate
friend of the groom, officiating, in a
brief, but beautiful and impressive
ceremony. The bride was lastly at
tired in white. Pink and white carna-
tons formed the predominant note in
the decorations.
The bride takes with her the best
wishes of large host of friends and
relatives. and together with the
groom, who is q prominent business
man and well and favorably known
throughout the northern part of the
state will make their home in South
Bend. Ind. They left Immediately aft
err the ceremony on an extended we'd
ding journey.
Among those present were Mr. and
Mrs. George J. Maier. ST.. Rev. J. w.
Maier and family, Rev. NJ. L. Peter.
Mr.. William Ayres and family, Mr..
George J. Maier, Jr. and family, Mr..
and Mrs. Gustav Sudhoff. Mrs. Doro-
thy Klett. Miss Minnie Boes, Miss
Mary Rosa, Miss Emma Maier, Mr..
Fred Mater. Mr.. Albert Maier, Mr.
Carl Maier.
- x -
Wednesday evening. May the fifth,
the Centerville high school alumni So
ciety met at the Il. of P. hall to enter
tain the present graduating class of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-07

May Is doing her best to have long
list of weddings to her credit. Al
though early in the month, several
nuptial affairs have been celebrated.
Probably the most prominent OF these
was the wedding of Mr.. George I'm
thank and Miss Marjorie Rich, daugh-
ter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Will Rich, which
was solemnized last evening at eight
thirty o'clock at the home of the bride.
north west of the city. A large COM
pany Of friends and relatives had been
hidden. Rev. Arthur Unthank of
Franklin, Ind, brother to the groom,
performed the ceremony. The color
scheme. pink and white, was carried
out In the entire embellishments. APP
pie blossoms made the air fragrant.
these having been artistically arrang-
ed about the rooms. Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry Thompson we're the only at.
tsndants. The wedding march was
played by Miss Ruby Graham. The
bride was beautiful In her deliberately
wrought gown OF pink orgAndie and
duchess lace. She wore pink slippers.
The shower bouquet was made Of pink
roses intermingled with ferns. Mrs.
Townsend, matron Of honor, wore q
lavender silk gown. She also carried
pink roses. After the ritual had been
said q buffet luncheon was served.
The brides table was decorated with
violets and other flowers. A large
bouquet of roses formed center
piece for the table. Places were ar
ranged at the table for twelve. Mrs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-07

Harry Thompson, Mrs. Joseph Jordan
and Mrs. Dietemeyer assisted in the
parlors. The young people came to
Richmond and went Immediately to
their newly appointed home on South
Seventh street. The brides going
away gown was q tan tailored suit
She wore large black picture hat.
Miss Ruby Graham caught the bridal
bouquet thrown by the bride. Mr.. and
Mrs. Unthank received a number of
beautiful gifts. Mrs. Unthank is an
accomplished musician, and Mr.. I'm
thank is quite popular in business cir
cles.
Mrs. George Bales of Chicago was
the guest of Mrs. III. M. Hammond,
Thursday.
Wednesday, June the ninth, the we'd
ding of Miss Hazel Edith Pitman,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Pit
man and Mr.. Edward Geier, will be
celebrated.
Mrs. Emma Mont McRae gave a
charming reception this afternoon at
her apartments in Ladies Hall, Pur-
due, in honor of her daughter, Mrs.
S. Hardy Mitchell, of Newton Center
Mass The hours were from to )
o'clock and about 200 guests were de-
lightfully entertained. The rooms
were beautifully adorned with fruit
blossoms, roses and tulips. Mrs. Nc
Rae was assisted In entertaining by
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1909-05-07
CITY IN BRIEF

Mr.. Roy Compton was a guest al
Lebanon today.
Mrs. Sarah Thistlethwaite has gone
to Kansas City, Missouri. for q month";
stay.
The senior class of the high school
will present THE Merchant OF Ven
ice" this year.
Miss Mary Seaton will come next
week from Indianapolis to visit Miss
Ruth Gilchrist.
The Fashion Millinery Store, 533
Main street. will give 300 discount on
all trimmed hats at lowest prices.
Mrs. Henry Tubesing entertained
the members of the aid society of Trim
ity Lutheran church yesterday after
noon.
Mrs. C. A. Brehm. So n. Sth street
will have one week special sale on all
hats. We also carry q large line of
childrens hats at lowest prices.