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The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
A Boomerang.

Real Estate Mani thought he'd
buy that place in the suburbs. Didn't
he te'ieve you when you told him it
was only FIVE minutes from the sta
ton?
Cle-k-Yes, that was the trouble.
He sale the noise of the trains would
keep him awake nights.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-27
Seems Wa Stefui.

Seems Wastefui.
go YOU don't like the modern star
SYSTEM"
mo" answered the manager. Il
hate to back up monologue with
three carloads of scenery"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
500 Reward, 800.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all it's Stages, and
that is catarrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure
is he only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment Halls Cata-
rrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and. mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation OF the disease,
and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing it's work The
proprietors have much faith I'm its
curative powers so that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case
that It fails TO cure. Sen for list Of
testimonials Address f.. j. Cheney
g. Co, Toledo, Ohio.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
CAUSE FOR ALARM
Loss of Appetite or Distress After Eating
a Symptom That Should Not Be
DiSreearded.

Appetite is jug. n natural desire for food
Loss OF appetite or stomach distress after
eating Indicate indigestion or dyspepsia.
Ovcrcating is habit very dangerous to a
PERSONS good general health, and inSat.
aJle appetite iSa sure symptom Of diabetes.
1t iSnot what yon eat but what.vou Gjccst
and assimi!a;o that does you good some
cf the strongest, heaviest and lca!thcst
ls'sons are moderate eaters.
There smoothing that will create sickness
or cause more trouble than a disordcrcd
stomach, AID many people daily contract
serious molaCicS simply through disregard
or abuse of TIC StOr.aCh.
We urge all of our readers who are
Suffering from any stomach arrangement,
indigestion or dyspepsia, whether acute or
chronic, to try RcNall Dyspepsia Tablets.
with the distinct understanding that we will
refund their money without question or
iormaIity, if after reasonable use Of this
medicine, they arc not perfectly satisfied
with the results We recommend tkcm to
our customers every day, and have vet to
near OF anyone Who has not been benefited
by them. We honestly believe them
TO be without equal They are made
from the prescription of q physician who
devoted all his time to the study and treat
ment of stomach troubles. They give very
prompt relief, neutralize the gastric juices,
strengthen the digestive organs, create good
digestion and assimilation, naturally regu-
late the bowels, promote perfect nutrition,
and create permanent cure of all un-
healthy symtoms.
We urge you to try 2sc. box of Rexall
Dyspepsia Tablets, which gives IS days
treatment. At the end of that time, your
money will be returned to you if you are
not satisfied. OF course, in chronic cases
length of treatment varies. For such cases,
we have two larger sizes, which sell for
4Sc. and Soc.
Laurens Drug Co., Laurens, S. c.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
An Ideal Cough Medicine.

"As an ideal cough medicine re-
gard Chamberlain Cough Remedy in
class by itself says DIR. 4. Wilt
shire, OF GwymeVillc Ind. 81 take
great pleasure in testifying to the re-
suits OF Chamberlain's Cough Medi-
cine. In fact, | know of no other
preparation that meets so fully the
expectations of the most eXacting in
cases of Group and coughs of children.
AS it contains no opium, chloroform
or morphine it certainly makes a most
safe, pleasant and ehcaciouS remedy
for the ills it is intended" For sale
by Laurens Drug Company.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Thr Rnnl to SuccrSS.

The road to success has many OBJ
structionS, but none SO desperate as
poor health. Success today demands
health, but Electric Bitters is the
greatest health builder the world has
ever known. 1t compels perfect ac-
tiOn of stomach. liver. kidneys. bowels.
puriiieS and cnriChcs the blood, and
tones and invgoratcs the whole sys-
TEN. Vigorous body and keen brain
follow their use. You can't afford
to slight Electric Bitters If weak. run
down or sickly Only jOc. Guaran-
teed by Laurens Drug Co. and Palmet-
to Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Stiii Neck.

Stiff neck is caused by rheumatism
Of the muscles OF the neck. 1t is us
ually confined to one side. or to the
back Of the neck and one side While
it is often quite painful, quick relief
may be had by applying Chambcrlain's
Liniment. Not one case of rheuma-
tism in ten requires internal treat
ment. When there is no fever and
no swelling as in muscular and chron-
ic rheumatism. Chamberlain's Lnii-
ment will accomplish more than any
internal treatment. For sale by the
Laurens Drug Company.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
The WOman'S Home,

The l.. q NJ. Paint decoratcs more
than two million American homes.
It's beautiful finish and lasting fresh
ness distinguishes a residence paint
ed with it from all others. It's Metal
Zinc Oxide combined with White Lead
which makes il wear and cover like
gold. Every four gallons of the l.. &,
NJ. Paint when mixed with three gal
Ions of Linseed oil at Coo per gallon
makes I gallons ready for use. Act
ual cost about $l.2O per gallon. Sold
by J. II. & NJ. l.. Nash, Laurcns, and
j. w. Copeland e Co.. Clinton.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO
Their UnccaSing Work Keeps Us
Strong and Healthy.

All the blood in the body passes
through the kidneys once every three
minutes. The kidneys filter the blood
They work night and day When
healthy they remove about 500 grains
OF impure matter daily, when un-
healthy some part Of this impure mat
ter is left in the blood This brings
on many diseases and symptoms
pain in the back, headache. nervous
ness, hot, dry skin, rheumatism. gOut.
gravel, disorders of the eyesight and
hearing. dizziness, irregular heart,
debility, drOwSineSs. drOpsy. deposits
in the urine. etc. But if you keep the
filters right you will have no trouble
with your kidneys.
G.. w. Wallace, Darlington Street.
Laurcns S. c., says: IL used Doan S
Kidney Pills and from the results re-
ccived think very highly of them. in
fact ! can say that they did me more
good than any other medicine | ever
used. For months at time | had
backachc, often SO severe as TO lay
me up. \ sharp pain caught me
across the small Of my back when |
ATTEMPTED to stOOp and was so intense
that had to cry out The kidney
SecrctiOns were too frequent i'm pas
sage, particularly at night and at
times contained much sediment. The
various remedies ! used brought me
no apparent benefit and when I saw
Doan's Kidney Pills advertised pro-
cured a box at the Palmetto Drug
co. After taking them short time
! noticed change for the better and
continued their use until | was cured
Since then there has been no return
OF my trouble. ! take pleasure i'm
advising other persons afflicted as
was, to use Doan's Kidney Pills"
/ For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo
/ New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's n's-and
take no other
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Night on Bald Mountain.

On a lonely night Alex. Benton of
Fort Edward, n. Y, climbed Bald
Mountain TO the home Of a neighbor,
tortured by Asthma, bent on curing
him with Dr. Kings New Discovery
that had cured himself Of asthma.
This wonderful medicine soon reliev-
ed and quickly cured his neighbor.
Later it cured his sons wife of a Sc
we're lung roublc. Millions believe
it's the greatest Throat and Lung cure
on earth. Coughs, colds, Group.
hemorrhages and sore lungs are sure
ly cured by it. Best for hay fever.
grip and whooping cough SOC and
$l0O Trial bottle free. Guaran-
teed by Laurens Drug Co. and the
Palmetto Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
ASTHMA YANISHES
SO Does Catarrh, Group, Hay Fever
and Bronchitis


llyomci IS a confidence creator The
first time YOU breathe i'm this powerful
yet soothing, antiseptic air, you will
know that il has marvellous curative
virtues. There is nothing disagree
able about Hyomci. 1t is very
pleasant and prompt remedy for ca
tarrh, colds, asthma, Group, bronchitis
etc.
II your head is so stuffed with mu-
cous that YOU cannot breathe partt-
Gle of air through your nostrils. Hyo-
mel will open them up and give re
lief i'm five minutes.
Why will sensible people suffer
longer, why will they wheezo ana
hawk and spit and smother. when the
l.aurcns Drug Company will guaran-
tee Hyomei to cure or money back.
$i.OO is all the Laurens Drug Compa-
ny asks for a complete outfit.
Il have used Hyomei for hay fever.
and can pronounce it the best relief
for this trouble that ! ever tried or
heard of. have had this malady
for years. and have doctored and used
many remedies, but Hyomei is far
ahead OF any of the others. and has
my hearty endorsement" Mrs. NJ.
S. Martin. CaSSODolis. Mich.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
County Equalization Board.

The Laurens County Equalization
board was in session two days last
week, completing its work on Thurs
day. Mr.. r. p. Adair, as chairman
Of the board, is member OF the State
board OF equalization whose meetings
are held in Columbia.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
4 Hurry Ip Call.

box Of Bucklen's Arnca Salve-Here's
Quarter-FOr the love OF Moses, hur-
ry! Baby's burned himself, terribly
Johnnie cut his foot with the axe
Mamic's scaldcd-Pa cant walk from
piles-Billic has boils-and my corns
ache. She got it and soon cured all
the family. It's the greatest healer
on earth. Sold by Laurcns Drug Co.
and Palmetto Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

If ever We get rich enough to es-
tablish pension fund the lirSt ones
we illprovde for will be the wives
of workingmen who manage to make
an average of 81 a week feed and
clothe and educate half dozen or
more children Such women are the
greatest tnanciers in the world.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Go With n RuSb

The demand for that wonderful
Stomach, Liver and Kidney cure. Dr.
Kings New Life Pills-is astounding
say they never saw the like
Its because they never fail to cure
Sour Stomach, Constipation, Indiges.
ton, Biliousness, Jaundice, Sick Head
ache, Chills and Malaria Only 25c
Laurens Drug Co. and Palmetto Drug
Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
A PlpaSnt Physic.

When you want pleasant physic
give Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets trial. They are mild and
gentle in their action and always pro
duce a pleasant cathartic effect Call
at Laurens Drug Co. for free sample.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Good Cough Medicine for Children.

VVVU VVW-T Z TTTTWTVTI.
The season for coughs and colds is
now at hand and too much care can
not be used to protect the children.
child is much more likely to CON
tract diptheria or scarlet fever when
he has cold. The quicker YOU cure
his cold the less the risk. Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is the sole re-
lance of many mothers, and few of
those who have tried it are willing to
use any other. Mrs. f. f. Starcher.
OF Ripley, w. Va, says: II have never
used anything other than Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy for my children,
and it has always given good salts
faction This remedy contains no
opium or other narcotic and may be
given as confidently to child as to
an adult. For sale by Laurens Drug
Company.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

1t is a violation of the law to OBJ
struct the public highway, yet many
farmers allow their hands or tenants
to dump brush, briars and other rub
bish into the road after being cleared
away from hedges along the roadside.
1t is n practice that should be discon-
tinued; let civic pride and the con-
sideration all should have for the
traveller and his horse put an end to
this thoughtless CD custom.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

Speaking Of civic pride" reminds
the Reporter of an incident recently
observed. Last year Il newly settled
place was tenanted by a family who
along about Christmas moved away.
A colored family lives there now
During the winter trees, some shrub
cry and rose bushes were planted out
in the yard, and there are to be seen
other evidences of improving and
beautifying the premises.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

Just arrived our new line of Co
Carts. a beautiful line, different de-
signed bodies, umbrellas, upholstery
ana running gears. Pretty colors
The best quality Of rubber tires, and
the latest improved foot brakes. Bc
sure You examine the line before you
buy elsewhere.
$. NJ. & r. II. Wilkes & Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

Some people practice what they
call "philanthropy" in order to make
up for their refusal to deal Justly
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Associated with
The
LaurenS
Trust Comply

To the people of Laurcns Courtv.
Having accepted the management
of the real estate department of Laur-
ems Trust Company, l am in position
to serve the public, surveying, buying
and selling real estate. The demand
for convenient lots and small tracts of
land is continually increasing, we are
in position to materially assist those
desiring co either buy or sell real estate.
We sell on small and easy payments,
and at reasonable rate of interest.
If you are interested either as purchas-
er or seller of real estate, we will be
glad to serve you and make it to your
advantage to give me your business.
When not otherwise employed l will be
found in Laurens Trust Company.
Office in Todd Bldg adjoining Office of
Messrs. Simpson, Cooper and Babb.
Respectfully,
G.. A. Power.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

The man who is always boosting"
gets lots OF credit. but as rule that
is about all he does get.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

The texture of sermon can not
always be judged by the text
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

History may repeat itself now, but
II wouldn't when you and | were go
ing to school.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

The man who is right need never
fear free press.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

A lot OF children are being neglect
ed in order to take care OF the health
of hogs
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

The lesson easiest learned is soon
est forgotten.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31

Wasted time must be accounted fol
in eternity.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1909-03-31
Anderson
&
BlakeIy
BROKERS'
900 acres oc land within 20 miles
If | onrpnC Clinton road. ru+ ;,,.

900 acres OF land within 2la miles
of Laurens, on Clinton road; cut into
30 acre tracts. Each tract has uice
make bale of cotton per acre.
Terms easy.
70 acres II miles of Laurens G.. II.
on Milton road $4,000.
House and lot on Hampton street.
The Switzer farm, 236 acres, on easy
terms.
The James T. Brownlee tract So 2-4
acres, near Warrior Greek Church.
Fine livery stable on Mill street very
low and one-half cash.
81 acres of land within one-fourth
mile Of Watts Mills. From one acre s..
lots up. Cheap.
Three hundred and fifty acres, 8 miles
from town, half in fine timber, $500
per acre.
The prettiest place in Fountain Inn
at bargain-$3, 900.
302 acres in two tracts, on Duncan's
creek, near Darlington station.
146 acres near Ware Shoals, finely
improved and in high state cultivation.
80 Sd acres near Tumbling Shoals.
dwelling.
132 acres between Laurens and Gin
ton at a bargain.
We have that magnificent farm
known as the Van Robertson farm. near
Waterloo, 244 acres at bargain, and
very easy terms.
3l3 acres near Waterloo, the Amanda
Coleman place.
500 acres near Stomp Springs, the
best bargain of them all
One siN-room house and lot on Flem-
ing street at a bargain.
81 acres, the Boyd farm at Boyd's
Mill, $1,000; onc-half cash.
zoo town lots at all kinds OF prices
One lot on n. Harper ST., nice buHd"
ing lot, between Steve Taylor's and "a
ID. Sexton. n
Come and see us for any kind of real
estate city or country.
25 H. p Boiler and 35 H. p. Engine d
and Brick outfit cheap, in good shapei
Two houses and lots near Laurcns
cotton mill store
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
Prof. William 3. Bailey.

preparation. education at Williston
seminary. He was graduated from
Yale college with double honors in
1894, and was granted the degree OF
Phi. d. from Yale university in 1896
In 1897 he was appointed assistant in
political economy at Yale college, and
two years later he became instructor.
advancing in 1903 to the rank of as
sistant professor in statistics Mean
time, in 1901, he was appointed in
structor in sociology in the Yale Divin
ity school. He is a member of the
American Statistical association; one
of the editors of the Economic Bull
letin; president of the Boys Clut
council of New Haven; vice-president
of the Organized Charities of New
Haven; chairman of the civic commit
tee of the Civic Federation of New
Haven; member of council of Lowell
house; director of Connecticut branch
of Consumers league; chairman OF
committee on municipal program o.
National Municipal league; and was E
special expert in an advisory capacity
in connection with the formulation o
census schedule prior to his appoint
ment as supervisor.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
FINE RECIPE FOR COLDS.

Any druggist can supply these In
gradients or viii get them from his
wholesale house
Mix half pint of good whiskey. two
ounces of glycerine; half ounce of
Concentrated pine compound Shake
the bottle well each time and use in
doses of teaspoonful to tablespoon
full four times day." This prescrip-
ton is said to work wonders
The Concentrated pine is a special
pine product and comes only in half
ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air
tight case, but be sure it is labeled
Concentrated"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
The New Diamond Fields.

From the methods used to locate
the stones the new diamond fields in
German South Africa might very well
be called a Tom Tiddler's Ground
says the Wide World Magazine The
diamonds are very small, but are ex
ceedingly plentiful
They are found in the open desert
where nothing but sand, unrelieveG
by the slightest sign of brush or shrub
is to be seen for vast distances. The
men who search for the stones
needless to say, they are all natives
have ten miles to go every morning
from camp
The searcbers work on their hands
and knees, apparently regardless OF
the binding sunshine, sitting the
surface sand through their fingers
Most of ther. are old Kimberley boys
and they are very keen on discovering
stones The district is hardly para
disc for the white man, being notori
GUS for its frequent dust storms and
terrific heat
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
Latest Kansas Events.

Rest Room for Stock in Miami County.
One of the largest live stock indus
tries in Kansas, or in the west, is the
sheep pasturing and unloading yards
which are located between Osawat-
omie and Paola, on the Missouri Pa
cific railroad. The plant is built on a
vast scale and the purpose is to re-
ceive livestock which is in transit
from the far west to eastern markets,
this stock being principally sheep. The
stock will be un1oaded at this place,
rested, fed and turned upon the pas
lures to gain new life. The entire
body of land comprises more than 500
acres and the company has already
spent over $4,000 for the plant and
improvements. The land for this live
stock industry has been improved by
a $500 barrel watering tank, 20
horse power engine to produce cleo
tricity to run the plant and light the
grounds. A 250-ton hay barn has been
built and a switch extended to it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
Mastodon Tooth Destroyed.

The only mastodon tooth in Kansas,
highly valued by it's owners, was
kicked and destroyed by some person
in the University of Kansas Natural
History museum. The tooth was ten
feet in length. 1t was standing against
a glass case and some person passing
through the museum kicked it over
and broke it. 1t was then apparently
tramped on as most of it was crum-
bled. Being several thousand years
old, it was easily destroyed. The
tooth was brought to the university a
number of years ago from Alaska.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
Kansas Club Women Elect.

The last day of the eighth annual
meeting of the Second District Kansas
Federation of Women's clubs was
given to business, the election of Off
GERS for the ensuing year and pro-
gram, including a general discussion
on the use of the natural forests.
There was also a discussion of civics
by the Kansas City clubs. The officers
elected for the ensuing year are:
President, Mrs. Henson, Paola; first
vice-president, Mrs. Rambaugh, Fort
Scott; second vice-president, Miss
Glucklic, Lacygne; secretary, Miss j.
w. Ham, Pleasanton; treasurer, Mrs.
Thorne, Olathe; auditor, Mrs. Hale,
Kansas City. Next years meeting will
be held at Olathe
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
Kansas City Theaters.

There has never been a musical
comedy with so many types of girls
as in 1.-THE Red Mill" which will be at
the Grand Opera House during the en-
tire week beginning November z. The
dignified, saucy, serious, pouting,
laughing and dancing girls are aptly
illustrated by the Fifth Avenue Relies
the Bowery Bellies, the Motor Beauties,
the Broadway Soubrettes, the Dutch
girls and the English girls.
At the Shubert for the week COM
mencing November z, Corinne, in the
Viennese operetta, Mile. Mischief
will be the attraction. With the ex-
ception of the Merry Widow Mile.
Mischief is said to be the best Aus
trian opera ever seen in this country.
The opera was so popular in New
York that it drew crowded houses foc
eight months
During the week beginning Novem-
Der z the Willis Wood theater will
present the Cohan and Harris Minis
trels with George Evans and the IA
nous hundred Honey Boys. No
minstrel company ever received so
much favorable comment as this or
ganization did last year and the enter
tainment offered this season is said to
be quite the equal if not superior to
that of last year
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13
HaIstad Owns city waterworks Now

Halstead, the enterprising little
city of Harvey county, has just COM
pleted a system of waterworks, winch
is owned by the city. The water is
obtained from wells sunk a short dis
lance northwest of town, near the
Little Arkansas river. The water is
pumped from these wells into an ele-
waited tank of $4,000 gallons capacity
and this furnishes the pressure to
force the water over town for domestic
consumption and fire protection. The
cost of the system was S35, 900.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1909-11-13

The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffen-
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.