Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1909-12-04

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The milk trust has raised the pric,
Of milk. The States Attorney SHOULD
get after these fellows.
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Many people favor q tag fol
princes" A free country Is no place
for mobiles" to be running at large
any more than It IL for other dan
gerous animals that are untagged.
Homer q. Tinsman will prove pop
ular and winning candidate for Judge
Of the Superior Court on the Repub
lican ticket next year.
The Chicago City Railway Company
and the Chicago Railways Company
are talking Of consolidating. This will
beat the city out Of 20 per cent more Of
its lawful income.
Mayor Busse Is the hardest working
chief executive that Chicago has ever
had. and Is the most accessible to the
people.
A shoddy aristocracy Is bad enough.
but we have too many princes" lying
around loose.
The Chicago public 10 tired Of street
railroad bossism.
Who Ii furnishing the county sun.
niles for Cunning? The appearance Of
pe!lagra out there would indicate that
they are not very wholesome. 10 there
anything to this?
The man who goes hunting and fails
to get shot may be the same chap
who goes fishing and never gets q bite.
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What has become Of the man who
used to say that his home was whsr.
ever he took his hat on?
The Kaiser's new Dreadnought 10
saad to be 10 fast that she easily out.
distances even the criticism Of the
Socialists.
The discovery chat cancer cannot
live In the same place with iimburger
cheese 10 OF particular comfort to folks
who have either.
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Gypsy Smiths favorite song 10.
where He Leads VIII Follow"
That's the one that made Edna May
famous. and won her rich husband.
II there were any way Of impound.
Ing the aurora borealis that causes 90
much wire trouble and Of selling It to
the consumer for light and heat. the
business would make splendid public
service corporation.
Why should q girl approve Of being
called q duck and object to being de-.
scribed 20 goosef
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Wtfe-Now. see ere. Jim: II yer
don't provide for me better I shall
Quit-so ] warns yer.
Husband-Provide better? Well, I |
like that. Why. amt ! got yer three
good Jobs O. work this last month";
London Sketch
This circular describing the Mount.
ingvue says you can cit at the dinner
table and see the beautiful mountain
peaks" said the man who contemplat.
ed going.
That 10 true" replied the one who
had been. land that's just about all
you can see."-Yonkers Statesman.
II wish could remember" said Riv- |
ers, what II was that my wife told me |
to do to-day"
Perhaps" suggested Brooks. she |
told you to bring my razor back You
borrowed It about a month ago.
Razor back? Razor back? ! know
now-I was to be sure to take home |
some pork chops Chicago Tribune.
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Look out, Hi" shouted the farm.
ers wife as the big balloon scared
over the farm with a trailing anchor. |
"Them thar arynaughts will hook yeou
up like fish II yeou don't watch out"
Gosh, Mandy!" gasped the old
farmer as he dropped his rake. "Yeou
don't think they'd try to do sech a
thing purp0sely. do yeou?"
Wouldn't trust them. HI. That tall
chap looking down here with the eye.
glass Is one Of them thar Indiana
writer folks and he's working on
book called The Uplifting of the Farm.
err Reckon yeou better keep ysour eye
on that anchor"
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The most luxurious prison In the
world 10 In japan. about fifteen miles
from Toxic. In the midst Of gardens
where flourish medlars and cherry
Trees. whore are seen ornamental ponds
with water lilies. arises the palatial
prison. The cells are spacious and
airy. The lighting throughout Ia by
Dl0ctriCitv and tha ana rim anta ara far. |