The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1909-12-02


into 4 quarrel a%fterward.
Polluting Justice Is just a little bit
more Objectionable than anything
else.
Did you ever e six women 50 dis
pose themselves as 10 en- entirely one
side Of a street carr
This country Is prosperous again.
but there are widows and orphans
who have not noticed 4.
An Ohio man who had his pockets
fnl Of dynamite was run over BY q
hoarse, but nothing happened.
A University 81 Chicago professor
holds a grievance against the poets.
Perhaps he was formerly an editor.
Haif or the Turkish navy has been
sold as junk. Presumably the other
half Is not marketable as anything,
Statistics show that Americans are
the best-fod people in the world.
sim, sad to say. some Of them so
hungry.
A los Angeles schoolmarm has quit
teaching e become a chorus girl. Pos
sibly she'd passed the s limit as a
teacher.
Diamonds are rushing INTO this
country again. Somebody must have
circulated the report that Christmas
Is coming.
When flying machines become nu-
merous the top floor OF a skyscTaper
viii be no mere private than the
ground floor.
A Pennsylvania man thinks he haa
discovered perpetual motion. How
many men have made the same mis-
take before?
Women are applying for jobs as
census takers. They feel that their ex-
perience ia asking questions should
count on their side.
Wen guarantee that no man ever
sampled g greater variety OF foods
and dishes Of all kinds than Taft has
IN the past few weeks.
HalIey's comet has been observed
again. Perhaps It is responsible for
the remarkable outbreak everywhere
OF all kinds Of scrappsng.
Some Wyoming thieves carried OF
a big barn. 100 acres OF fencing and
a fon ~ oa,f VIII. 49,. la a.
ranch itself Is inexplicable.
Mexico has suffered another ealam-
ity. The corn crop, valued al 500
100000, has been destroyed by frost
More sorrow and suffering for the
toilers OF Mexico.
According 10 Secretary Of Agricult.
ure wilson the soil OF American
farms IS sufficiently productive. but
the crying need is for more men who
know how 10 farm.
IN proportion 70 the large public
service they render. most teachers
and preachers are underpaId. There
are some, however. who would be
oyerpaid at any price.
A eobbler in Milwaukee has a new
theory about the circulation OF ths
blood He says Il flows because
germs are chasing II through the sys
tenn. His idea Is that a sort Of free
for-ail race. with no handicaps. Nigh
do much good for the whole race.
A Chicago man unkindly asks IN,
courts to order The taxing authoritie.
10 compel certain men in that eity 4,
pay something Ike $780, 600. 900 ia bacI
taxes which he alleges they hav,
lodged on their stock and bond hold
inga for the last ten years. Eyidentti
this individual does not realize Their.
are privileged persons IN this couu
Try.
with hundreds sf letters reaoh,n.
the royal palace in Spain. 20 woaae
that young King Alfonso Is dejeete.
over the Ferrar agitation. He starte.
bis reign with the prospect o. beln.
n Of the most popular OF eonten
porafy monarchs. but Is now IN a fai
way 70 lose through the blunders q
hts ministers. And the loss at popt
iarity IA these days. when revolutio
and republicanism arc IN the air. Is
serious matter for a royal ruler.
German textile experts are urn
attention 20 a hbre obtained from IA
kapok o. silk cotton tree Of the tror
ics. with a view 70 aseertaining whafi
- . substitute fer cotton may thus 3
obtained No doabt experiments VT
be carried On with the thoroughnes
that - characteristic OF German r,
search. and II kopok can be made I
take the piaee OF cotton 40 eject wi
be spared ia hat direction. But
great many things are to be taken Il
20 consideration before the supeFiorit
OF kopok can be established Cofto