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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27
The First Iifehoat

Some may be surprised to learn that
the first lifeboat, especially of the style
Of those adopted at the present time is
still in existence at Redcar, in York
shire. This boat was placed at Redcar
in the year 1902 to be used as a boat
for saving life in storms or other dan
gers to ships coming into or near the
mouth of the Tees. 1t was built by a
shipwright of the neighboring port of
Sunderland from plans of his own in
vention. and parliament considered his
work so meritorious and advantageous
that it voted him a sum of 1,20O as a.
reward for his time, trouble. and in
genuity. This fine old boat did excel
lent service for over 10 years, and then
owing to the introduction of newer
types and better boats, it was placed
upon the retired list" and transferred
to the shed where it now is.-windsor
Magazine.
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srocKERs AND FEEDERS.
kansas CITY Produce Market.

Kansas City, Mo-, April 27.-wHEAT-
Cash: Market unchanged to &c higher. No.
red, s140Q1. As; No. g. s.. 3501142.
CORN--Market 1z@1c higher; No 2
mixed, 691zG693zc: No. g. 69Q691ac: No. 2
white and No. 8, 691zQ70c.
OATS-Market unchanged. No. white,
56Q5Sc; No. 2 mixed, 53Q54c.
RYES0GS3c.
HAY-Choice timothy. s12 5oa1soo; choice
prairie. 81. 00G11.25
BUTTER-Creamery, &c; firsts, 25c;
seconds, DC; packing stock, 161sc.
EGGSExtras. &c; current receipts,
19c; seconds and dirties, 1Sc.
WHEAT-Receipts, 81 cars.
CLOSE: WHEAT-May, Sl.oO15; July,
1909; September 957sc.
CORN-May, 69c; July, 6e5sc; September,
CLOSE: WHEAT-May, s1.2o14; July.
81 CO.'S; September. 957sc.
CORN-May, CSC; July, $3.50; September.
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Search for submerred paIace

The expedition left Llandudno. De-
ganwy, and Penmaenmawr yesterday
afternoon with the object of tracing.
if possible, the submerged palace of
LlysHelig. a Welsh chieftain of the
sixth century. The palace is said to
be visible at very low tides at a point
midway between Penmaenmawr and
Great Ormes Head, but it cannot be
said that yesterdays search establish
ed its existence. The exploring party
was divided into two sections one of
which laid bare what looked like an
old wall 100 yards long. with a short
er wall running at right angles The
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27
KILLED WHILE OUT HUNTING.
Arthur Broadbent Crawled Through
Hedge and Pulled Gun After Him.

Reloit, Kan. April 27.-Arthur,
the 14-year-old son Of Mr. and Mrs
Rodda Broadbent. who live six miles
southwest of town. was the victim of
an accident Saturday night that cost
him his life.
He had started out hunting with a
shotgun and in trying to get through
a hedge fence, pulled the gun after
him which was accidentally discharged
in some manner. The charge struck
him in the groin, cutting an artery
and practically paralyzing his right
leg and thigh Some time after the
accident he was found by his parents,
but owing to the great loss of blood
sustained by the severing of an artery
he was dead when discovered.
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Kansas City Live Stock Market.

Kansas City, April N.-CATTLE-Re-
ceipts 5000, including 400 southerns; Mar
southern steers, $459@S.25; southern cows.
81. 7505.00; native cows and heifers, 5000
$50; stockers and feeders, $3.75G5.60; bulls
50, 1905 20. calves, 50 50Q6. 25 western steers,
81 scat. 30; western cows, s.. 75Q5.25.
HOGS-Receipts ZOO. Market strong to
SC higher. Bulk of sales, s6.700lf. 20; heavy,
s.. 0Or7. p; packers ana butchers, Sc. sOG7. 90
light $6.50d7.00; pigs. S.. 0OG65O.
- SHEEP-Receipts@9 Market steady.
Muttons, $ 25d6. 90 lambs, s6.5odS.0o;
wethers and yearlingss s475d7.5o ewes,
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Morning Grain Letter by Wire.

FURNISHED by Logan and wolcott Grain
Commission Merchants, Rooms 3O5 and
30s Commerce Building, Members Chi
cago and Kansas City Boards of Trade.1
Chicago, April 27.-WHEAT-It was
said after the close that number of
traders who We're long and failed to
get out on the recent bulge unIoaded
yesterday and took the short side It
was also noticeable that a number of
pit professionals who have been on the
wrong side for months have been
pressing the short side for a week and
were offering lots of one hundred
around the inside figures. Attention
was called to downs being sold last
night closer than the ups. This to the
student of pit conditions indicates that
the big selling on the decline has been
by the shorts and at the finish last
night the crowd were short. Traders
who have been right of late say that on
any further break today wheat should
be very good buy.
CORN-Traders seem to be somewhat
afraid of the short side of the corn
market for the present. because of the
small receipts, the good cash demand
and the decrease in stocks. The shorts
have covered and many longs have
taken profits. The price dip early yes
terday morning brought investment
buying of a very strong character and
with the offerings light the advance
was a very easy matter.
OAIS-OatS specialists say the cOun-
try is buying July and September oats
heavily and especially the September
which is construed as indicating that
they are not all satisfied with crop con-
ditions. Shorts are disposed to stand
while many are inclined to go long be-
cause prizes are low as compared with
corn.-Inter-Ocean-
Northwest clear. cool Chicago clear,
fine.
Chicago. April 27.-Grain in regular
warehouses: Wheat, $3.50, 600, decrease.
2s7, 600; Corn, 100000, decrease, $4,000;
oats, 1,647. 900. increase, SO, 900.
Chicago contract stocks grain in reg
ular warehouses: Wheat 3.775,00O de-
crease. 3o5, 900; corn, SOC, 600, decrease,
16, 200; oats. LAP. 900. increase, 10000.
Cincinnati, o.. April 27.-Shelby, Rush
and southwestern counties Indiana
very poor, large acreage plowed up and
they are still blowing. Does not look
as promising now as on my former
trip in March. Then it had no growth
but there was possibilities of it coming
out better than 1t looked but after hav-
ing such favorable weather conditions
it has not responded Shelby county
ranks second in acreage in Indiana
John Inglis.
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chicago Produce Market.

Chicago. April N.-BUTTER-Mark
steady. Creameries, 22915c; diaries, 1S1sQ
231ac.
EGGs-Market steady Firsts. zoe;
prime firsts &c.
CHEESE-Market steady. Daisies. 15@
151zc; Twins, 141z@14a4c; Young Americas,
14a4Q15c; Long Horns, 15@15Nc.
POTATOES-Market easy. Choice to
fancy, s1.03@IO5; fair to good, 9Sc@s10o.
POUITRY-Market steady Turkeys,
lie; chickens, lac; springs. 15c.
VEAL-Market steady. so to 60 Id. WITS,
5d51kc; 60 to So 1b. WITS, 61xd7c; IS to 10 h.
WITS. 71gQ9c.
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New York Produce Market.

New York, April 27.-BUTTER-M Market
cial. &c: extras. o6@261ac; third to first,
21Q25c; held creamery third to extras, 2O@
&c; process, common to special, 16617c |;
state full cream new colored, best, 141a@
15c; ditto. best white, 131za1411c; ditto,
common to fair, 10Q13c; Skins, full to
CHEESE-Market steady and I'M
changed.
changed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27
WILL USE PIPE ORGAN
Prof. Penny to Give Recital at Open
ing May Festival

Every day finds increased interest
in the May music festival which will
be held in the Auditorium Monday
and Tuesday of next week. The work
of rehearsing is going on and all the
persons interested in the programme
are working hard in an earnest effort
to give Topeka the best treat possible
in the musical line.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27
New York Money Market.

New York, April 27.-MONEY-Money on
call steady, 1s4@2 per cent; ruling rate and
offered at 8 per cent; closing bid Ia per
cent. Time loans dull but strong; 60 days,
21z per cent; 80 days, "a per cent; 6 months
303A per cent
CLOSE: Prime mercantile paper 31zd4
per cent.
Sterling exchange weak. closing strong
with actual business in bankers bills at
81. S6d4. Sc. 10 for 60 day bills and at $4.S7 IS
1855.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27

Liverpool cables: Opening: Wheat 5s@xd
lower, corn unchanged.
Second cable: Wheat 1A@13sd lower,
corn sd lower.
Kansas City car lots today: Wheat 81,
corn IS, oats %.
Kansas City estimated car lots tomor-
row: Wheat 80, corn IS, oats 10
chicago car lots today: Wheat Is, corn
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27

&c; No. G. s. bull hides, Sc; Deacons, Csc
to 35c; slunks, l5c to sc; No. l horse
hides. $3.50; No. horse hides, $3.50: No. 3
horse hides, Toe; dry flint butcher, heavies,
14c; dry flint fallen. 1Sc; dry flint lights,
12c; dry salts, lie; dry oulls, 10c.
WOOL-kanSas clear medium combing
and clothing (according to brightness). II
023c; light fine, 14@17c; heavy fine, lin
14c. Defective woods, 1c to sc per lb. less.
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New York Sugar and Coffee Market.

New York, April N.-SUGAR-Raw,
steady; fair refining, s3.45; centrifugal, &c
test, 1895; molasses sugar. $3.50. Refined,
steady; crushed, $5.75; powdered S515;
granulated, $5.05.
COFFEE-Market steady. No. Z Rio,
S4S14c; No. 1 Santos, SB@9c.
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Cowles Commands the Kansas.

washington, April 27.-Captain w. c.
Cowles has been transferred from COM
mand of the battleship Kentucky to the
battleship Kansas.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27

for demand. Commercial bills S4.S51A@
4s57s
SILvER-Bar, silver, $3.50; Mexican dol
lars 44c.
BONDS-Government bonds, steady;
railroad bonds, heavy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27
Kansas civ Live STOCK saIe,.

1.-THE following sales were made this
morning at the Stock Yards, Kansas
City. and reported over long distance
telephone direct to the State Journal by
Clay Robinson e. Co.. live stock commis-
sion merchants. with offices at all mar
kets1
Kansas City, April 27.-CATTLE-Re-
ceipts 5000 head. Market steady to strong
HOGS-Receipts 5000 head. Market
steady to SC higher. Bulk of sales, $3.50
100; top, T25.
sHEEP-Receipts 5000 head. Market
steady
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Market Goss1D

II Furnished by J. e. GAN. Commissions
Grains, Provisions. Cotton and StockS
Office 40 West Sixth st. Phone 1856
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New York, April 2.-COTTON-Spoi
closed quiet, points lower Middling up
lands s1075; middling gulf, $11-00. No sales
Galveston, Tex, April E.-COTTON-
Market higher. 10 C.
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Range of Prices on Stocks

FURNISHED by J. E. Gall. Commissions,
GrAlns. Provislons. Cotton and SIockx.
Office Ito West Sixth st. Phone asa.
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Topeka, Kan. April q.
HOGS

Calves (over 200 lbs.l S5O6450
lfurnshe0 co. e. Tope don'i kan Dreamer,
c csGaGa6S7asGb G 5lfi Il 9 xSs &c.
M Ek Ii IL, BurrER-2sc.
EGGS. POULTRY AND BUTTER.
WHOLESALE prices furnished by Cope &
EGGStFresh country, doz., 1Sc.
POULTRY-Hens. live weight, HE.
bToilers. " to lbs. u Ice per ID: course
per l6.. &C; Turkeys. hans and young toms.
pi BU TT country roll. ooa2oc:
R%sf aoHEs s.Sfl P EE!9 II AID PRODUCE
FURNISHED ey SAND and P p ho. wholesas
Florida PINEApPLEs1Per crate.
HONEY-Per case, s33.
APPLES-Per box, sl6SQ175 Fancy Ben
Days I pc per r beI;f S9Gp; nox .x
sLokTpA ToM2Tosse elPsss' sSS sa.A..
cABBAGE-south Carolina. per crate,
RED GLOBE oNIoNs-wisconsin. per
CRYSTAL WAX oNIoNs-Per crate.
LEMoNs-California, per box. s2.75as 90
Observation-Disclosures Golden. per box.
s-i Bs1AiSs:AsSNAs-Med. size bchs.. Der bcs
81 oo4225: large bchs.. per bch-. s. Sa2 so:
7 TEAS New BEETsLPer dog bunche.
HOME GROWN RADIsHEs-per dog.
punches, DOC.
z5c. w
HOT HOUSE LETTUCE-Per pskt CSC
SEED PoTAToEs-R. K. &. potatoes,
per bu., $1.40
SEED SWEET POTAToEs-slsoa15.
COLORADO POTATOES-Per bu, $40.
NEW POTATOES-Per box, S275
acknowledgements, per bunch. Il 90:
Jumbo. per bunch. Sc: Blue Ribbon, per
FRESH .oYsTERs-N. Y. Counts. DER
can. Sc; N. Y. Extra Selects. per can, &c:
Counts. 5. per s: gal. 81 90: n. z. EXTRA seiects.
per gal. s2-l0: Plain Selects. per gal, Sl.s5:
Standards. per gal. SLIGO.
CHEESE-Wis- Y. A Cheese, per To-,
Is1zc; Limburger. per ID, l6zc; Daisy
Cheese. 2O-lb.. per h.. 171zc: Daisy Twin
Cheese 2 TO box. H.. 171zc; wis. Yellow.
per b.. 171kc: Brick. per h.. IKE: Block
Swiss. domestic style h.. 17lkc: Fish Bait
average. 20 lbs. h.. SIC
Grain Market.
Furnished by j. b. Billiard, corner Kap-
sas Ave. and Curtis Stl
Topeka Kan. April q
WHEAT-No. =, $L18Q1.D; No. g 81 l5l
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Chicago Grain Market.

Furnished by J. (. Gall. Commissions
Grains. Provisions. Cotton and Stocks
Offtce ITO West Sixth 81. Phone 4Se.
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ToDeka Market

Furnished by the ChaS Woln Packing
Co.. yards close at noon Saturday. We
cannot use pigs. thin sows or hogs
ket hogs unless same are well finished,
as we cannot use half fat stun. We give
below prices effective at once. until fur
Their notice.l
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Topeka Kan April a
HIDES-No- / G. S. hides. iolks: No. .
G. s. hides. e12c: side brands. &c flat !;
glue hides SC fiat No 1 G. s. bull hides,
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Topeka Hide Market.


fluctuations furnished by James C. Smith
& Co. 105 East Third st-l
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Chicago, April q.
Kansas City Grain Market.

FURNISHED by ]. E. Gall, Commissions
Grains. Provisions. Cotton and Stocks
Office 10 West Sixth St. Phone 1885,
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Kansas City, April q.
Open High Low Close Yes
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MAY END ON JUNE |.

Continued on Page Eight.)
Sarah Mckee, George Berry, Albert ]
Weaver Wilbur f. Sinkhorn, and viii.
liam Sproul.
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FURNISHED by Logan and wolcott. Grair
Commission Merchants, Rooms 3O5 an(
sos Commerce Building, Members Chi
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1909-04-27

Senator Aldrich has promised that
the Is per cent ad valorem duty on
pumice stone shall be raised to three
elghths of cent per hundred. the rate
Kansas and Nebraska producers have
asked.
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Grain Market.

FURNISHED by J. B. Billiard, corner Kap-
sas Ave. and Curtis St.l
Topeka Kan. April q
WHEAT-No. ? H-186D1.2D 20; No. 3, xl5l
LII. No 1. sl-i0nl13.
CORN-sSc.
OATS-l =
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Northwest clear. cool Chicago clear
fine.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
Unknown Wives of Well-Known Men

Mrs. John A. Johnson. wife OF the
governor OF Minnesota. is a pleasant
little woman whose domestic inclina-
tions make her social duties as mis-
tress OF the executive mansion at ST.
Paul rather irksome She constantly
longs. say her friends. for the quiet OF
ST. Peter. MINI. where she was plain
Mrs. Johnny Johnson. wife OF the
Democratic editor.
Mrs. Johnson, who was Miss Gilmore
Preston. married the governor June
/, 1894, just about the time he was
emerging from the chrysalis OF coun-
try editor and becoming national
political figure.
She Is her husbands constant com
panion. Wherever he goes. she goes.
whether 1t be TO fill lecture lyceum
engagement or to political meeting.
When the Johnsons go on vacations.
they usually select some spot In the
wilds OF Minnesota, where there Is a
lake. and spend the time roughing II
In old clothes. On these outings Mrs
Johnson's favorite pastime is rowing.
AS an oarsman. she's caution" says
the governor.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

Once upon time there was a lit
tie girl who was discontinued.
One summer afternoon, as she lay
swinging in her hammock. she heard
the bobolinks in the field calling. She
wished she was one OF them.
AS she lay there thinking. she
glanced toward the foot of the ham
mock. There she saw a bright fairy.
who said. Child, you shall have your
WISH
The fairy waved her magic wand.
Soon the little girls eyelids closed
and she felt herself fying away with
the birds.
The bobollnks sang gayly and told
her In their bird language how they
built their nests and hid them away
in the grass So the boys couldn't find
and rob them. They told her how
they fed their babies. And how,
when winter came. they flew down
south.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

SCHNEIDER. calling him 'rFank," and
cried out that she could not let them
take him away.
Easley was in the next room and
overheard all Schneider was led away
end the sister followed him to the
front gate. sobbing. over three miles
of rough road the officers led Schneid-
er to the jail and locked him up.
When he thought there had been suf-
ficient time f'r his sweetheart's broth
er TO escape. 1e told them who he was.
The officers trudged back to the Eas.
ley home and found that Rank had
fed
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
CLEVER SISTER BUT
TOUGH ON HER LOVER

NIAGARA FALLS. April Crank
Easley, an army deserter, was at his
home here the other night when two
secret service men appeared They
we're met by Miss Nellie Easley. the
deserter's sister, who was entertain
Ing Ray Schneider, her sweetheart.
she burst into tears. embraced
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
PLAYTIME STORIES
Dissatisfaction.

Here there are large rice fields.
The farmers there are unkind To the
bobolinks. They call them rice birds,
because they know the bobolinks like
TO pick the kernels OF rice from the
plants. He has a shotgun and tries
to kill them
The little girl thought IL must be
very unpleasant TO have your life
sought for
Suddenly she turned In the ham,
mock. Her eyelids opened and she
felt glad that she was girl and not
a bobolink
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
TN Before the Gar

n. II. Brown. an attorney, of Pitts
Kings New Life Pills for years and
find them such a good family medicine
we wouldn't be without them" For
Chills. Constipation, Blliousness or
Sick Headache>the work wonders. r
C. Kinsel. Central Drug Co. and Gray
a. Worcester.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
IEAcmdM> : Book|
CIoister Toast.

Put heaping tablespoonful OF but
ter into a saucepan and when it be.
gins TO simmer, add an onion. chopped
into small bits. Let II cook until II is
just about TO brown and then add n
teaspoonful OF -four and cup OF milk.
and stir the whole until smooth. Then
put In four hard-bcAed eggs, sliced,
and let them get hot. Serve on but-
tered toast.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
WHAT WOMEN ARE DOING.

Mile. Blanche Azoulay is the first
Woman TO be admitted TO the prac-
tice OF law in Algiers.
Queen Maud of Norway is an en-
thusiast OF skiing She often takes
long ski jaunts with King Haakon.
Mrs. leila Nuttall is now in Mex.
leo as field director of the Reid-Crock.
err expedition, which Is excavating the
Pyramids OF the Sun and Moon.
Nine. Curie, who helped her hus.
band TO discover radium, has just been
elected a corresponding member OF
the st. Petersburg Academy OF
Science.
Mrs. Philander c. Knox, wife OF the
new secretary OF state. personally
manages the big dairy which is con
Quoted on her husbands country es-
tate at Valley Forge, Pa.
Mrs. VIM. Northrup MCMILLAN, the
st. Louis woman who will assist her
husband In entertaining ex-President
Roose welt when ne reaches their IA
nous Juja farm in East Africa. has
written several books on life IN
Africa.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

Still had cold when I awoke. Also
bad headache. Funny. Perhaps l
didn't drink enough hot whisky. Made
to put on a muster plaster. Doesn't
feel bad.
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BY c. 3. QUINCY.

Coughing tonight. Must do some
thing to cure IT, Drank seven glasses
OF hot whisky before going to bed.
That will Ak it. all right.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

Husbands consider them gross ex-
tTavaganCe.
Ladies who do wear stockings gen.
orally called stuck up.
Negritos declare tariff bill will not
touch their pocketbooks.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
Explosion Causes Slight Blaze.

An explosion OF chemicals In the
storage shed OF the Ray Chemical Co..
at Nos 1926 Locust-st., started a fire
shortly before noon, Monday, that
caused a loss OF about 5000. The
cause OF the explosion is a mystery.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

Doctor says mere scratch" Fat
lot he knows about 1t. Must have
barely missed my heart. Anyway, that
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
And Here's Anotherl

Bill says Payne tariff bill Is all
right so far as stockings are con-
cerned. Declares he never wears
them. They're a dummed luxury"
says Bill
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

Leaned out OF window when aunt
left.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06
The Man With the Cold

shaving with friends razor. Coughed
at critical moment and point OF knife
stuck into me. Believe l am killed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06

Boys comprise one'seventieth OF the
area Of Ireland
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1909-04-06


Told eucalyptus Is good. Pleasant
to take. Just put some on piece OF
sugar. Crunched sugar quickly and
got sudden taste OF the stun Ran
around room spluttering. Broke valu-
able vase. Pleasant to take:
Brown called me up on phone. Said
he knew a sure remedy. and tits
pleasant 70 take" Hung up phone
with a bang.
Smith called up later Said he knew
the very thing for me-his grand
mother had given him the recipe
and says he. TITS pleasant
Dashed away from phone and left |:
hanging loose.
Aunt called When she heard had
a cold, said | must go TO bed and get
warm. Went to bed. Aunt piled eight
heavy blankets on re, shut the win
dows and turned on the steam. In i've
minutes was painting for breath.
Steam was rising through the blan-
kets. Begged for mercy. but got no
sympathy. For your good said
aunt.
Uncle called. Heard me cough. And
said, "Umm." Looked grieved. Then
said did you ever think Of living In
dry climate-Arizopa for instance?"
Said no, little old Detroit was good
enough for me. Uncle said "Umm"
again. Then. They say 1t prolongs
life wonderfully. no matter how your
lungs are affected" Told him he was
an old fool and that there was nothing
whatever the matter with me but q
trifiing cough. To show him, went
TO work right away.
Boss locked me for three days. Cold
completely gone.
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Plaster ticklesomes

Plaster somewhat uncomfortable.
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Brown called me up on phone. Said
he knew a sure remedy. and its
pleasant 20 take" Hung up phone
with a bang. /
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Scraping plaster of with carving
knife. Very painful Worse than