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The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Aunt Anne. an old family darby,
was sitting with knees crossed in the
kitchen. when the young daughter of
the house entered and. impressed with
the hugeness OF the old woman's feet,
asked what size shoe she wore.
We'll. honey" replied Aunt Anne,
Il kin wear Fights: ! ginerally wear
mines; but desc yer Use got on am
twelves. an de good l.awd knows dey
hu'ts me."-Everybody's Magazine.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

''Metaphorically speaking. sir. ] call
you a deliberate falsifier and inlet
a resounding slap upon your face!
"Constructively. sir. you may con-
slider yourself laid PROSTATE on the
ground by the rude impact OF my iist
upon your proboscis,'
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

sition of the great classic coach
horses raised during the past ten
years under government supervision
at the Colorado Agricultural College
at Fort Collins.
According to present arrangement.
special trainloads Of cattle and horses
will, be made up in the middle west
for shipment to the exhibit.
The Chamber of Commerce Of
Grand Junction has appropriated 5000
to insure representative Western
Slupe fruit exhibit
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

rhetoric Harvard university for 2? years. has been
Mitchell
the city prison for for muies the city out $4,000 flag
biber Maher will the same term Leo NJ Mccullough Demo
Hill
T.
robbng
s
a
watched
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
Milk LEGISLATION for England.

sary with regard to the supply of
milk seems to be questioned by no
one. for 1t has been proved over and
over again that ten per cent. of the
general milk supply is Tuberculosis
London Medical Magazine.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

tails and mailed to friends at any de-
sired address.
The first public demonstration Of
the work under the Thomas F. Walsh
fund for the extraction of radium from
Gilpin county pitch blende will be
made at the Colorado Interstate Fair
and Exposition at Overland Park, Den
yer, September IL to IS, by represen-
tatives of the Colorado School Of
Mines, which has charge Of the work
under this fund.
The Importance of the horse and
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
PRESIDENT TAFT'S "TRAINER"

DIR. Charles f. Barker of Madison. Wis. is the
Prof. Mike" Donovan of the Taft administration.
The president. nowadays. II seems. must have a
trainer. just like professional prize fighter. TO
keep him In condition for the grind. Former SEN
ator John C. Spooner OF Wisconsin introduced DIR.
Barker to the president while he secretary OF
war. DIR. Barker at that time prescribed a course
Of exercises and diet for Mr.. Taft and succeeded
in reducing his weight when Taft became presi-
dent he sent hurry call for mis- trainer DIR.
Barker. Just as President Roosevelt sent hur-
ry call for Mike" Donovan
Daily now at Beverly. Mass. the president $
summer home. DIR. Barker. who is amateur
middieweight of l5S pounds. boxes with the presi-
dent who weighs about 200 Just nov and conse-
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Under the prohibitory law 1t is i'm
possible to drink whisky or beer on
railway trains in Kansas. and under
the sanitary law it is difficult to drink
water. Travellers through Kansas
should fill their pockets with water
City Journal.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Mako da much money-fifteensr.
maybe twenty dol"
What? Get $40 for playing a
street piano?" the astonished Judge de
manded.
No. notta for play" the music mas
ter admitted: maybe getta two dol
for play-getta rest for shut up noise
an get on block!"-Judge.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

One OF the biggest official flag fac
tories in the world is in the Brooklyn
navy yard. Between eighty and one
hundred women work there all the
year round making flags for the use
of Uncle Sans fighting ships. They
use up 10000 yards Of bunting a year
and fashion AS different kinds of on
cial flags. The flags cost $4,000 a
year.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

of 80 he done nothing but
handle although he
pnaran He is an organizer and he was made chief police so mat
person
police station until
OF their AS
understood that
The
5000 and they
police
When II he He big
made the Wilson Bros that time small hm
with helped He handled
employees the factory with skill and of human nature that
finally made him chief police $4,000
Chicago several
macariers drilled
him
written
published the chief Tenny
said that a
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Editor Bryan" says the Chicago
Tribune, regrets that he has no in
\ fluence with Congress"
Possibly: but the fact that he hasn't
when you lind out who has
shows that Editor Bryan must be
perfectly respectable person.-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
BELIEVES IN JURY TRAILING"

Arthur Dehon Hill. district attorney of Suffolk
county. in which Boston is located. is terror to
the municipal CRATER and incidentally-perhaps
not incidentaly-he is an advocate of the much
debated system OF having detectives watch tales
men and jurymen before and during the trial OF a
case. The district attorney began this system OF
Jury trailing when jury in the case OF George
BATHS. Republican politician accused OF the lar.
ceny OF $500 which he drew from the city treas
ury to purchase prizes for Fourth Of July athletic
contest winners. disagreed. He has kept 1t up
ever since and Boston folk say conviction has fol
lowed conviction since.
Hill. who scarcely looks the part OF prose
cutor. having come of Back Bay family Of scho
ars bookXorms and blue. bloods This father was
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Wonder II there ever was farmer
who said by heck"
We knew n man once that claimed
that his cousin knew farmer who
said by acky."-Albany Argus.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

After much experimenting West
Chester scientist has discovered that
a fly will withstand a shock which
would kill a horse. Any bald-headed
man could have told him that-Phil
adeiphia North American
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

What on earth is she fussing and
tuning about so?"
She's fretting for fear she won't
get in time to the meeting OF the
Don't Worry club
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Caller-To settle a bet, l wish you
would tell me about the first sky
scraper that ever was built.
Information Editor-Well. it was ei-
ther the Tower OF Babel or Jacobs
Ladder. I'll have to read up little
before I can tell you which
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Ann O'Delia Diss de Bar
How we've wondered where yon are.
Now we've found you. you can go;
That is all we cared to know.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
WILL STUDY CHILDREN

DIR. G. Stanley Hail. president of Clark univer-
sity. Worcester. Mass. has decided to crystalze
the entire child welfare movement by inaugural
ing a new department for the study of the child
in his institution this .all. DIR. Hall. who is now
in his sixtyfourth year. is considered by many to
be the greatest American authority the subject
of the child in all his relations the of man
kind. In his book. Adolescence" he explains the
often amazing conduct of bad. bad boys and girls
by declaring that the child in its few years be-
fore reaching manhood passes through the entire
struggle OF the human race from the dawn Of his
tory in the epitome The child has its stone flint
and bronze ages etc. Dr. Hall says. and all of its
cruelties and vagaries only be explained by
this hypothesis
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

kicking
prescres all
Andhe NEE his dctation.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

The Chicago Tribune suggests the
manufacture of coal oil milk. Petro-
leum ice cream will naturally follow
Memphis Commercial Appeal.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Don't shoot those Chicago cartoon
list understudies. No doubt they are
doing the best they can.-Sioux City
Journal
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

There's one good thing about hus-
bands anyway" says Mrs. Pestus.
land that's that most of them belong
to somebody else"
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

"A philosopher opines that life
must look different from a carriage
window"
NO doubt. And think how differ.
ent 1t mus look from an airship."
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Hall
child he should he could better direct its
in anothe
a
blems o juve
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethns. softens the gurus reduces N
nation, aays pain. cures wind cole z3cabottie
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
CHIcAGO'S POLICE CHIEF

lie Roy 7. Steward is the newly appointed gen
eral superintendent of police in Chicago. In the
public understanding he is chief OF police, but. in
fact, he will be business manager. Chicago aban-
doned the idea of having a military police or a
body of old style sleuths when she picked Chief
Steward to head the department. and started the
first business regime in a police force. Chief
Steward does not wear the uniform of his
office. The city provided outfit of gold braid
and gold buttons gold epaulettes and a gold belt.
but he would not even look at 1t. When he was
sworn into Office some days ago he wore bust
ness suit, and when the badge OF office was
pinned TO his he took the oath OF office
he unpinned 1t and put it in his pocket
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Haste makes waste" is an old mot
to. but lazy one. You've really got
to hurry to keep up.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Life is a burden only to the man
who supports the biggest family.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

81 wonder why men don't take more
interest in the primary"
Possibly. because 1t is a secondary
consideration"
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

About the dullest man on earth 10
the one who is forever writing to the
newspapers about what our forefa
theirs did.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

A guilty conscience is apt to be its
own excuser.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
SAYS THE GENTLE cYNIc.

Suisances never abate themselves.
II boy earns ten cents he wants
It; he Is rot willing to trust the rich.
est man alive.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
REFLECTIONS.

Tact is the quality which we keep
Tor our neighbors and friends and
carefully abstain from using in our
family circle.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Odd how hearts can beat as one on
the boardwalks' expanse. only to re.
sumo their separate beats before the
ferryboat IL safely in Its slip.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

When a girl fishes for compliments
she has visions OF also using the land
ing net.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

On the sea of matrimony many .
man is satified to miss the boat.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

When you lose a hundred dollars
your friend says he is sorry. but 10 10
impossible for him to oe as sorry a.
you are.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

ins in irritable dposd
nutrition needed to make strength.
sbosGd Dr. Plsrees Golden Medical
eeAse
Of sl1esaes ssd nstriios ~ earAes sse blood
o GIVES HEAkTN AND STREHG1H TO
WHOLE BODY.
You can't sad nossru subsdsuse ior as non
bilfer profit InSreden printed wpper
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

After surreptitiously listening to o
crowd of girls at afternoon tea we have
been forced to the conclusion that the
dividing line between polite nothings
and plain lies is finer than hair
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

When q man who believes In the
reaiity of the neither regions eyes a
cat by the stove on the hottest day, he
env,,s her asbest0s consistency with
al, that uatle soul he Is trying to save
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

Many a summer girl hates to recall
the game.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
THE ANSWER.

Youngster-What's the most aggra
waiting thing during married life?
Oldster-Why, the woman.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
No Man is Stronger
Than His Stomach

A stronk man is stron& all over. No man can be
stronf who 10 suffering from weak stomach with its
consequent Indigestion, or from some other disease
of the stomach and its associated orkans, which inn
pars digestion and nutrition. For when the stomach
10 weak diseased there is loss Of the nutrition
contained in food, which 10 the Of all physical
strength. When Q man doesn't feel just right"
vwhen h. dnesuse slee0 ~el1 hsa uncomfortable
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08
QUAKER PHILOSOPHY.

A girl can always get even with Q
fellow by marrying him.
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

The hats women are wearing nov
are certainly a blooming sight
The Lamar register., 1909-09-08

W. N. w., DENVER. NO. s7-tsos.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10

Don't endanger Come the AIR DOME children drink the breath of the children and the babies be healthy if you'll them sufy house and don't let them Bring to the ell them for
 Our next weeks vaudeville program will include the sMuscal Woods." family of four novelty musicians
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
NEAR |OO-MARk
 SIXTEEN DAYS

Today makes the seven eenth cons 'cntiVe day that the maxi mum temperature in Conway has b eu 90 degrees or above, and the mai nltv of the days the thetmom- eter has reached 95 or higher. According to the government in- slrumenls which are It ad daily by Prof c. II Burr, the temperature has not reached the Ioo-mark although many other thermome- ters have registered ever higher than that point. The official tenn perature on last Wednesday, how ever, was go, and Thursday and Friday it reached oS, while o7 has been recorded on several days. During these I6 days the total precipitation amounts to less than one-ffth of an inch, although rain has occurred on six of the I6 days.
 The maximum and minimum temperatures and rainfall since June 24 are as follows:
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
MILLIONS FOR EDUCATION
John D. Rockefeller Gives an Additional
 $Io, 1000.

New York, July Io.-John D. Rockefeller yesterday increased his donations to the General Educa- tional Board by gift of SIo, 900, 900 and also released the board from the obligation to hold in per petuity the funds contributed by him. The gift announced by Frederick T. Gates, chairman, brings MT. Rockefeller's dona- tions to the board to S52, ,ooo, 900. It was contributed, according to the statement made by Chairman Gates, because the income of the present fund available for appro- priation had been exhausted and a larger income to meet educational needs of great importance had be- come necessary.
 MT. Rockfeller's action il em- towering the beard and its success sors to distribute the principal of funds contributed by him upon the affirmative vote of two-thirds of its members, was said to be taken in consideration of the possibility, now remote, that at some future time the object and purpose of the Rockefeller foundation might be- come obsolete. Under the origi- nal conditions imposed, the fund would have had to continue i'll perpetuity regardless of whether a
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
STATE HOUSE
 DEAN IS GONE

Little Rock, July 10 The state house has lest the dean of its ser vice Capt ( em McCulloch, who has been i'll the auditors office with the exception of a few years since IS89, has resigned his posi- ton and is now at his home in Care Hill. His resignation has been handed to Auditor John R lobe and accepted. M. F, Shew- make, formerly of the blind school, has been appointed a successor to Capt. McCulloch first became identified with the auditors office during the term of Auditor Dunlop in 1889. He served through the term of Auditor Mills and returned when Clay Sloan became auditor. He came back to the service with the second tern. of Auditor Monroe and served up until he left for his home. Capt. McCulloch was a bookeeper in the office having charge of the books which kept check on the treasurer. He was a painstaking official and no fault was ever found with his work. He has been one of the leading Confederate veterans of the state and took all active interest in the Confederate home here, being one of the recent Investigating commit tee. Capt. McCulloch has written to friends here he will not return to Little Rock but spend the bal ance of his days in Cane Hill, where he was born and raised. Auditor lobe reluctantly accepted the resignation of Capt. McCul- loch, as he considered him one of the most efficient employees about the state house
 s. M. Apple of Little Rock is in the city today on business.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
PRINTING CONTRACTS ARE LET
Conway Printing Go. Gets Two
 of the Contracts.
Awards are Scattered This Year, Bulk of Work Going to Offices out of
 Little Rock.

Little Rock, July Io.-The state printing board met again yester- day afternoon and let the contracts for the next two years as follows
 The tax books, Central Printing Co.,, Pine Bluff; blank books, Democrat Printing & Autograph Co.,, supreme court calendars.
 World Publishing Co.,, Helena road laws, Democrat Printing Go. !, Mena; school laws, Batesville Printing Co.,, Batesville; acts of legislature, Democrat Printing & Lithograph Co.,, Little Rock; jour
 nals of legislature, Batesville Printing Co.,; biennial report of the superintendent of public in- struction, Democrat Printing x Lithographing Co.,, Little Rock reports of treasurer and land con- missioner, reports of charitable institutions, University of Arkan- sas report, Democrat Printing Co. 7, Mena; report of commissioner of mines, manufactures and agricul- ture, Batesville Printing Co.,; aud itor's report and briefs for attorney general, Tunnah & Pittard, Little Rock; legislative printing, Demo- crat Printing & Lithographing Co. ; general job contract, World Pub fishing Co.,, Helena; miscellaneous pamphlet contract, Adams Print Co.,, Pine Bluff; poll books, Vel don, Williams & Lick, Fort Smith school registers, Conway Printing Co.,, Conway; railroad commission reports, Conway Printing Co.
 The awards this year are more than ever before, as the bulk of the work goes outside of the city.
 Only one outside printer who
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10

put ill a bid failed to secure one or more contracts. This will be the first time all Little Rock houses did not get one or more contracts.
 On account of the lack of funds there are some departments which have not had reports printed for the past biennial period, but the financial condition of the state two years from now is sure to be much better, which will mean each of the contracts let will be carried out.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
ing ani dancing at one time. His cornet solos are also good. He will appear again tonight.

The airdome program continues to please those that are attending. They have been of a high-class na- ture all week and MT. Clement and Miss Lee have received many compliments on their sketch work. Last nights sketch, entitled, "Mr. and Mrs. Muffet, ," was excellent and MT. Clements songs made quite hit. They will make their last appearance i'll this city tonight. The sketch to be given is, The Prince of Liars, or Deacon Smith s Home Coming. "
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10

of correlation of Hendrix, Tender son and Galloway colleges is meet ing with increased favor ill Metho- dist church circles.
 "I have visited ten district con ferences i'll the Little Rock and White River conferences, said President Anderson, and l be- lieve everyone of them will favor the plan by two third ma ority.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
AmuSementS

The Lyric presented an un- usually good program last night Of moving pictures and vaudeville. Eddie Ruse, the baby actor, play ing both roles of boy and girl, made quite a hit with the audi ence. One of the features of his program is p aying a violin, sing
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
MAX MIN RAIN

Erecting Seed House. A seed house and scales is being erected by the Conway Cotton Oil and Gin Co. near the cotton yard in this city.
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
public demand for its contlnua- ton exists or not.

The General Education Board s fund is the one from which Hen drix College is to receive a dona- ton of S75 ,ooo, by meeting certain conditions in regard to ils endow- nent
The log cabin Democrat., 1909-07-10
PLAN GROWING IN FAVOR Scheme of Correlation of Methodist Col
 lege is Approved by Conferences.

President Stonewal Anderson of Hendrix College returned last night from a trip over southern and eastern Arkansas in the inter
 est of the college. He is much elated over the fact that the plan
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19
BONAPARTE LEAVES
DESK OF MYSTERIES

Washington. - EX-Attorney Gen.
eral Bonaparte has left an air of deer
mystery behind him at the depart
ment of justice. Whenever one wishes
to probe into any case which had its
genesis in the Roosevelt administra-
ton and seeks the records of the de-
partment of justice, he is confronted
by stacks of documents labeled "se-
cret' or mot to be opened"
"Why he did not take them away
with him." said one senator this
morning, 81 cannot understand, un.
less it was because he remembered
the embarrassment experienced by
the late Senator Mitchell because of
his destruction of records"
When the senate judiciary com
mittee sought to examine into the
case against DR., Perrin it found that
the report of w. r. Harr on Perrin
was labeled Secret" 1t believed that
this report contained important in
formation, and it insisted on having
access to it. Finally Attorney Cen
eral Wickersham violated the secrecy
Of the report sufficiently to permit
the members of the committee to
read It, but he would not allow it to
so out of his possession.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19
Men Past Fifty i'm Danger.

Men past middle life nave found
comfort and relief in Foleys Kidney
Remedy especially for enlarged pros
tate glands, which is very common
among older men. L. E. Morris. Dex-
ter, KY, writes: up to a year ago
my father suffered from kidney ana
bladder trouble and several physicians.
pronounced it enlargement of tie
prostate glands and advised an oper-
alton. on account of his age we were
afraid he could not stand it and
recommended Foley's Kidney Remedy.
and the first bottle relever him. and
after taking the second bottle he was
no longer troubled with this COM
plant" Koeppen Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19

Colds that hang on weakens the
constitution and develops into con-
sumption. Foley's Honey and Tar
cures persistent coughs that refuse to
yield to other treatment. Do not ex-
pertinent with untried remedies as de-
lay may result in your cold settling
or your lungs. Koeppen Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19

Strawberry raisers have had a hard
stunt before them this season, with
the frosts and the dry weather. In
addition to these troubles an insig-
nificant little sparrow has been un-
usually numerous and destructive. 1t
makes the rounds of a patch and
pecks the red checks of every berry
it comes to.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19

Foley's Honey and Tar is especially
recommended for chonic throat and
lung troubles and many sufferers from
bronchitis and asthma and consump-
ton have found comfort and relief,
by using Foley's Honey and Tar.
Koeppen Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19

Everyone would be benefited by
taking Foley's Orino Laxative for con-
stipation, stomach and liver troubles
as 1t sweetens the stomach and breath,
gently stimulates the liver and regu-
lates the bowels and is much superior
to pills and ordinary laxatives. Why
not try Foley's Orino Laxative today?
Koeppen Bros
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-06-19

All the heroes are not in the books,
a fact which is demonstrated by the
awards made last Monday by the
Carnegie hero fund. Most of the
cases, as usual. are rescues from
drowning, but there are a number Of
others remarkable in their way.
Pierce d. Marsh. a young West Vir-
ginia locomotive engineer, performed
a feat on June 25, 1907, which sends
him into the hero class. He was run
ming up a steep mountain grade near
Jane Lew station, pulling three
coaches with about so persons on
board when he saw seven loaded coal
cars and two cabooses break from a
train far up the hill above him. The
runaways were 1900 feet from
Marshs train when he saw them first.
He stopped his train as quickly as
possible and started back, attaining
speed of so miles per hour before the
heavy runaway train caught up with
him. He gagged the speed so nicely
that the runaways did not even jar
the train as they Joined him Marsh
then stopped his train and the run
aways at his leisure. For this the
hero commission gave Marsh a silver
medal and $1,000 to pay off a mort
gage.