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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
THREE HUNDRED
SECONDS LATER
OR FIVE MINUTES AFTER
ALL INDIGESTION is GONE
Absolute Relief for All Your Stom-
ach Trouble Is at the Drug Store
Waiting for You-Why Not Begin
Today and Forever Be Free of this
Unnecessary Misery.

Miserable is the man or woman
who suffers from dread indigestion
or dyspepsia. There are few diseases
which create such misery, long
drawn out suffering, as indigestion
1t pursues them before meals, after
meals and between meals; they take
ii to bed with them. 1t is with them
wherever they go, though Indigestion
is the simplest disease of all to cure.
Tell such afflicted ones, dear read
er, of Pape's Diapepsin; urge the suf-
ferer to go to any pharmacy here and
give SO cents for case. Such a suf-
ferer would ever bless you, because
five minutes after taking there
would be no more indigestion, no feel
ing like a lump of lead in the stom-
ach, or heartburn, or fullness and
discomfort, no belching of gas or
eructions of sour food, debilitating
headache, nausea, water brash and
other symptoms of a sour, disordered
stomach.
Idpe DidpepSlh Will ulSeSt any
thing you eat without the aid of the
stomach.
Diapepsin is a wonderful stomach
purifier and splendid to keep the in
testines clean. and fresh; then your
food will not ferment and poison your
breath with nauseous odors.
Diapepsin will rest the stomach and
increase the gastric juices; this Isl
what is mostly needed-more and
better digestive juices-and no gas
then indigestion and all stomach trou-
BILE will go.
Each 50-cent case contains suffi- |
'ient to susually thoroughly cure the
most chronic dyspepsit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
DENIES THAT HILL WILL
BUY UNITED RAILWAY

Herman Wittenberg of the Pacific
Coast Biscuit company of Portland,
and the United Railway today, reiter-
ated his denial that the United Rail-
way had been or was being transfer
red to j. j. Hills railroad interests.
Said Mr.. Wittenberg:
"The United Railway company is
not negotiating with anybody for
sale of its property, nor is 1t the policy
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

of the company to do so. 1t is quietly
building its road and attending to its
own business and will soon demon
strate to the public that it is great
benefit to Portland and conven-
ience to the community it will serve.
My position in the company is such
that / know whereof 1 speak"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
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lisher's price. Address EAST
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ton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

FOR SALE - WHITE MINORCA
Eggs, $500 per Is. Togo heads
pen, sired by Sunrise (full Sapper,
weighs pounds. Won first prize
Kansas City, North Yakima and 20
at Tacoma. Scored 92A. Mother
is full Tioga, weighs 7 pounds. Won
1st at Albany, N. Y. Scored SO by
Judge Northup. Call on G. A.
Robbins, 223 Logan street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

FOR SALE-BOYD'S THOROUGH
bred Black Minorcas are the kind
for eggs, size and beauty. Pen No.
l eggs, SO; pen No. 2 eggs, $1.50.
Member American Black Minorca
club. 610 East Webb street, city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

EGGs-PRIZE WINNING SETTINGS
of pretty French Houdans, rose
combed White Wyandottes, Barred
Plymouth Rocks and Bantams, $3.50
to So per setting Of Is. Enquire E.
o. office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

DIR. LYNN X. BLAKESLEE, CHRO-
mic and nervous diseases, and dis
eases of women. X-ray and Electro.
Therapeutics. Judd building. corner
Main and Court streets. Office phone
Main 70; residence phone, Main 554.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

]. NJ. BENTLEY REPRESENTS THE
Oldest and most reliable fire and
accident insurance companies. Office
with Hartman Abstract Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

HORACE W. KING, CIVIL ENGIN-
eer and Surveyor. Room IL, De-
spain building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

PENDLEToN IRON WORKS-RE-
pair work on all kinds of machines,
structural iron work and machine
castings. Junction of Court and Alta
streets. Marion Jack. Prop; A. F.
May. manager
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
CHAMBERLAIN TO
PRESIDE AT FORUM

Accepts Invitation of the National
Civic Association.
Washington March 9.-Senator
Chamberlain has accepted an invita-
ton to preside next Friday evening
at n meeting OF the Civic Forum, in
Carnegie hall, New York, when the
direct primary will be discussed by
Senator LaFollette and others. Sena-
tor Chamberlain will describe the
operations of the Australian ballot,
initiative and referendum and direct
primary in oregon. Thursday even
ing he will dine with Norman Hap
good, editor of Golfers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

LEGAL BLANKS of every descrip-
ton, for count court, circuit court.
justice court, real estate, etc., for
sale at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

FOR sALE-BUFF ORPINGTON
eggs from large, prize winning
stock. $3.50 per 13. ]. E. Duke,
900 West Alta.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
FoRErELLING END OF WORLD.
Scientists Say Water VIII Disappear
Then Air Get Too Thin to Breathe

The age Of the earth Is placed by
some at 5OO,OOO,OO0 years, by Others
100000 years, and still others OF
later time place it at 100000 years
None place it lower than 10000, 900,
knowing what processes have been
gone through.
Other planets go through the same
process. The reason that other plan
cts differ so much from the earth is
that they are in so much earlier or
later stages of existence. The earth
must become old.
Newton Fretells End.
Newton surmised, although he
could give no reason for it, that the
earth would lose all its water and be-
come perfectly dry. Since then 1t has
been found that Newton was correct.
AS the earth keeps cooling it will be-
come porous, and great cavaties will
be formed in the interior, which will
take in the water. 1t is estimated
that this process is now in progress,
so far that the water diminishes at
the rate of the thickness of a sheet
OF paper each year.
Water VIII Disappear.
At this rate in 100000 years the
water will have sunk a mile, and in
100000 the water will have dis
appeared from the face of the globe.
The nitrogen and oxygen in the at
mosphere are also diminishing all the
time. 1t is an inappreciable degree,
but the time will come when the air
will be so thin that no creature we
know could breathe it and live. The
time will come when the world can
not support life. That will be the
period of old age, and then will come
A. Proctor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
Gillian county this year unless
freeze-out should occur.
Armour Thinks Meat High.

Atlanta, Co., March 9.-"Meat will
be cheaper this summer" said ]. Og-
den Armour, who passed through At
lanta in his private car en- route from
Palm Beach to Chicago yesterday.
Meat is high, too high at present" i"
he continued, "but this is because of
the increased cost Of feeding stock
just now. 1t follows that when corn
is high meat is high. This summer
we expect the price Of corn to go
down, and meat will be cheaper"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
I Want Ads. [
FOR SALE.

SHADE TREES FOR SALE-Fine
locust trees, from two to three
inches in diameter. l will set them
out for you. See James Hutchin-
son, Pendleton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
For Sale--COntinued.

FOR SALE OR TRADE-farm OF 100
acres near Cambridge, Idaho. Will
trade for Umatilla county city or
farm property Call on or write
Chas. Finch 515 Ann St., or Clyde
e. Finch at the postoffice
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
SECONDHAND DEALERS.
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN. ABSTRACT CO, MAKES
reliable abstracts Of title to all
lands in Umatila county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
a general brokerage business Pays
taxes and makes investments for nom
residents. References. any bank in
Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS. Pres.
w. S. HENNINGER, Vice-pres.
c. II. MARSH. Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

WANTED-Highest cash price aid
for rags. Must be large and clean,
Call at this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
Classified DIRECTORY
Extra Lines over -Four, Is
cents per Line per month.
MISCELLANEOUS.

NJ. B. KEYS cab stand at Golden
Rule hotel. Phone main 25. Special
attention given to parties and dances.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

DIR. NJ. S. KERN. DENTAL SUR
geon. Office, room Is, Judd build
ing. Phone red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
BLUESTEM WHEAT
STILL IS HIGH
CATTLE AT TOP PRICE
WITH A LIBERAL SUPPLY

Armour Says That Price of Meat Is
too High, and VIII Lower During
Summer-Gllliam Wheat Prospects
are Good-Bluestem Wheat Is Still
Bringing S1.20 on the Bid of Cali
fornia and Portland MilIers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
WANTED.

WANTED-Lace curtains to wash.
Carefully handled. Mrs. Anderson,
1101 East Railroad street. Phone,
Black 3991.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

SLOM KEE. CHINESE LAUNDRY;
family washing; work done by hand;
mending free; goods called for and
delivered. 40S East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
DENTISTS.

e. A. MANN, DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street, next to Commercial
association rooms. Office phone.
black S421; residence phone red
1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
-Four Lines, in Daily, Weekly
and Semi Weekly 81 per month. |
PHYSICIANS.

H. s. GARFIELD, NJ. D., HOMEO-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

CITY OF PENDLETON MAPS at
East Oregonian office. Price 25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL d.
rectors and licensed embalmers.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone main rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

Heaven is deaf to us when we are
blind to others.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

LET ELECTRICITY DO YOUR
work--It's clean. reliable and con-
venient. Electric Sad Irons, guaran-
teed. $5,25. Electric Hot Water and
Curling Iron Heaters. Electric Coffee
Percolators. etc A complete stock Of
Gas and Electric fixtures. First-class
wiring of homes, etc. ]. L. Vaughan,
1922 w. Court street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

CITY LIVERY STABLE. THOMPSON
street, Carney & Kennedy. Props.
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line in connec-
ton. Phone main 70.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

PETER WEST, DIVORCE LAWYER
Office SOS Garden street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

VAUGHAN BROS, DENTISTS, OF
flee in Judd building. Phone Main
73.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

NJ. A. RAIDER, FUNERAL DIREC-
tor and licensed embalmer. Grad
uate of the Chicago College Of EN-
balming. Corner Main and Webb
streets. Phone main 1870. Funeral
parlors in connection.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. D. C. M'NABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Board. Office Tallman's
drug store. Res. phone Main So.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

PETERSON & WILSON, ATTOR-
neys at law; rooms and 4 Smith
Crawford building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10
ATTORNEYS.

FEE & SLATER, LAWYERS, OF
fices in Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

GEORGE w. CoUTTs, ATTORNEY
at law Estates settled, wills, deeds,
mortgages and contracts drawn. Col
lections made. Room II Schmidt
block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

CARTER & SMYTHE, ATTORNEYS
at law. Office in Savings Bank
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

JAMES B. PERRY, ATTORNEY AT
law. Office over Taylor's hard
ware store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-03-10

LOWELL & WINTER, ATTORNEYS
and counsellors at law. Office in
Despair building.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12
ssossssssesssesesssssssese
z SeaWeed as Food :
SssssssssssssssooosooooooS

A man OF science has predicted
that sooner or later shredded sea-
weeds" "predigested sargassum, l."
"cream of sea moss" and other nau-
tical foods will be popular articles OF
diet. That certain kinds of seaweed
are edible has long been known, but
fortunately the human race has not
yet been forced to depend on this
source for its regular meals. In the
Technical World Magazine a writer
discusses the possibilities OF seaweed.
Seaweeds have been eaten and en-
joyed for centuries, and in parts OF
the Orient are a staple article OF diet
the literal staff Of life"
Many varieties are composed large
~ OF gelatin. They have been eaten
for ages by the Chinese, Japanese and
the inhabitants of many islands In
the Pacific Ocean.
Thousands of japanese coast dwell
ers gather a sufficient quantity OF
seaweed In July, August and Septem-
Der to last them till the next seasons
harvest. The people go out to the
marine harvest fields in rowboats,
equipped with long poles, to the end
OF which are attached stout hooks.
With these queer implements OF hus-
bandry they tear the seaweeds loose
from the submerged rocks, then take
them ashore and spread them out to
dry in the sun. Then they are taken
TO local factories, where they are
- h iCn fAr
pared for use as food.
A cleaner and more wholesome ar
iicle of diet cannot be imagined, and
travellers who have tried it pronounce
At to be both palatable and digestible.
There is no reason why it should not
take the place Of some OF the common
foods in general use.
AS a base for cheap candies, pre-
serves, jellies, custards and similar
products requiring an inexpensive but
harmless filler" il is superior 10
many of the materials now commonly
used. Yet millions of tons of this
potentially valuable food are wasted
on American shores every year, and
throughout the world the waste is SO
enormous as to be beyond computa'
tion.
Mr.. Emerson Hough predicts thai
the time is coming when the farmer,
Of America will save their potato par
ings for seed When potatoes be-
come so valuable, or farmers so un-
scientific, as to make that necessary
Ct will be time to abandon the culti-
walton of the pomme de terre and to
give some attention to the harvesting
of the pomme de mer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12
NEWSY GLEANINGS.

Japan decided to return to China
several telegraph stations in Man.
churia.
Important reductions in transcon-
tinental freight rates were announced
in Chicago.
President Roosevelt, in a letter to
Secretary Newberry, paid tribute
to the signal service Of Commander
Sims.
Magistrate Crane, of Brooklyn, N.
Y, held court in the street, discharg-
ing a woman pedler whom he saw ar.
rested.
Rabbi Schulman, of New York
City, said the church should not as
theatre.
The Rhode Island and the New
Jersey were the first of the globe
encircling battleship fleet to reach
New York harbor.
United States Government officials
obtained evidence against a well or.
ganiZed system for smuggling Chi
nese into this country.
The French tariff proposals and
agitation against increased naval
armament are causing anxiety to the
British Liberal Government.
Ambassador Reid was the princi-
pal speaker at the dinner given under
the auspices of the Authors Club in
London in honor Of the memory Of
Poe.
Jean MATHS, the waiter who as.
saulted President Fallieres on De-
cember %, was sentenced TO four
years Imprisonment and five addi-
tional years of exile from Paris.
The famous feet of flower boats
which was destroyed in the typhoon
of July last and Immediately rebuilt
at Canton, China, was again de-
stroyed by fire, the loss of life being
more than 200.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12
MUST KISS WITH JUDGMENT.
Oscillation Not Necessarily Fatal Nor
Attended With Danger.

"Kissing is all right If INDUCED in
with judgment" This dictum by DR..
Chapin may set at rest the minds OF
those fussy sanitarians who see germs
everywhere and believe that
Death rides on every passing breeze,
He turks in every Hover.
But more romantic persons, young
in years or feelings, will quarrel with
the qualification. They have no de-
sire to kiss with judgment" One
may kiss with judgment" an unat-
tractive cousin or a maiden aunt
But the heyday of the blood which
youth experiences is not easily made
tame and humble; it will not wait
upon the judgment. Whoever loved
that loved not at first sight?" asked
Marlowe--a question quoted by
Shakespeare as saw OF might. "
And 1t was Marlowe's Faustus who
set forth in matchless verse the
rapture of kiss from the most beau
tiful woman in the world.
Was this the face that launched a thousand
ships,
And burnt the topless towers of llium?
Sweet Helen, make me immortal with
kiss.
Who will say that there was judg-
ment in this aspiration? The kisses
of Helen brought misery in the end.
A mere physical CO ltact of lips
means nothing of itself. We may be
sure that the kiss which Ben Johnson
asked to have left within the cup was
sweeter far than any actual kiss be-
slowed with judgment kissing
goes by favor, says the old proverbl
which is only another way OF saying
that kiss gains in value by the
caprice by which it is bestowed. How
perfunctory is the salute sanctioned
by duty! Martial said that he did noI
care for kisses unless he had stoles
them in spite of resistance. But thi,
is perhaps a counsel Of perfection
Besides, must there not be degret
OF consent from the party of the sec
ond part TO make the bliss completes
Is not the kiss lightly exchanged q
kind of dead sea fruit?
And the best and the worst of this is
That neither Is most To blame,
If you've forgotten my kisses
And I've forgotten your name.
Such kisses may not show judg
ment, but then, on the other hand,
they leave no sting behind them.
When Sir Laucelot rode with Queen
Guinevere, lin the boyhood OF the
year"
She look'd so lovely. as she sway'd
The rein with dainty hnger-tlps,
A man had given all other bliss,
| And all his worldly worth for this.
| To waste his whole heart in one kiss
Upon her perfect lips.
Lancelot had his desire and was
not happy having Il, but prayed God
to send a sudden angel down to fling
him deep in the forgotten mere. Per-
haps. however, he would not have
kissed with Judgment, despite all
proof OF the folly of kissing other
wise. No, Judgment does not rule in
| such matters. DIR. Chapin's assurance
| may be welcome in the domestic cir
| Gle. but who that is passions slave
4 will care fer it.-Providence Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12

Danville, Ill.-A nurse at st. Eliz-
abeth's Hospital here. felt something
like paper in the lining of the shabby
coat of Daniel Sheridan, coal miner
who died supposedly pauper in that
institution few days ago.
Investigation resulted in the dis
covery of more than $4,000 in bills
in the coat and vest lining. and deeds
for an 500 acre farm near Cisna Park
Ill. and a 200 acre farm near Worth
ington. Ind. His estate Is valued al
100000.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12

$1,634,012.7s There was paid out in
pensions s131 1,720.1S. There was IL
censed in the city during the past year
IL, 1894 dogs, South Boston licensed the
largest number, 1896.
The number OF persons punished by
fines was Is, ,735, and the fines amount
ed to 1853, ,9S26l.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12

The activity of the police force in
1908. as shown by Commissioner
OMeara's report fcr the last year, was
greater than for several years, the ar
rests being 1895 more than the aver
age for five years, the total number OF
arrests being 6S,146. The arrests for
drunkenness were 6769 more than the
average of the last five years
The amount of property reported
stolen in the city was $l50,250.71. an
increase of $1542.7O over the average;
but the amount recovered by the ef-
forts of the police of property stolen
both in and out of the city. was $217,-
5s9.G7. an increase of $l996923 over
the previous year.
With all the activity the department
was run at an expense of $lO1,3l4 less
than estimated.
The heaviest expenditure was the
police pay roll, which amounts TO
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12

IL sociology would make headway
with the problem of diet. opines the
New York World, It should take les
sons in culinary skill. management
and thrift from some such good wom-
an who knows how"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12
J. WILL CARPENTER 6 SON

Office and WsTerooms. IS Plainfield st.
Olneyyille, X. j. Residence, 81 Plain
heid st. Calls attended day and night,
Collins and Csskets liued and trimmed in
the best manner and ever thing furnished
at short notice. Telephone SO West.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12

The bad boy who goes nsning OF
sunday deserves to be caught. So dc
the fish.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1909-03-12

This week the opportunity is given to
see the greatest OF Scotch comedians
at the Orpheum theatre, Jack Lorimer,
who has long since won place in the
hearts Of the American people. Mr..
Lorimer has a repertoire Of Scotch
songs and sayings that is in a class by
itself He holds the stage for a long
period at each performance and has the
audience with him every minute OF
the time. He heads truly wonder
full bill of star features.
Way Down East" under the man.
agement of William A. Brady, with a
newly painted and augmented produc-
tion, returned TO the Boston theatre
for two weeks stay. and was warm.
ly greeted by a house that was packed
almost to capacity. The engagement
is limited TO this week with matlnees
on Wednesdays and Saturdays There
are 500 good seats on the lower floor
at 81 for every performance.
Still another Legitimate star will keep
up the procession that is passing
through Keiths theatre this season,
and It is no other than Neil Burgess
i'm a condensed version Of the play with
which his name has been identified for
many years-"The County Fair" In
its condensed version there will be all
the principal features of the famous
county Fair" Another feature Of un-
usual interest on this bill will be vii
liam Jerome and Jean Schwartz.