New-York tribune., 1909-09-07
THE TWIN or THE DAP.

We will pay good wages 20 first class live
stenographers who will allow our business TO come
before their sUeethearts. theatres and pleasure
parties; our hours are from a m to D. IN. but
sometimes work later; clock watchers are use
less to us" This original announcement appeared
in the London newspapers the other day. The firm
advertising is that a roller skating rink com
pany. Il have found said the manager. that
the average office empoye measures time as
draper does his wares" With lengthy expert
of the idiosyncrasies of clerks Of both sexes
he believed that the reason few Of them ever i'm
proved their position could be traced to their real
lack Of interest in the work. With many OF them
their duties we're mere mechanical operations. At
last reports not single reply had been received
from Vomau
one reason Cook succeeded in reaching the Pole
was Two bsrrSil Of nmdron Hiu % cunt Ca 0ae ITEM TEN
is the sweetest in the worid-Tribune, September 8 !
Ny heart leaps up when l behold
So was it whom my nfo began.
So Is IL that brave man
Has reached the Polar regions cold
For without gumdrops who can say
That Cook could ere have found the polar way?
The Esquinsn Leaps cap np to earn
His tooth's 50 sweet he travels miles
O'cr frightful ice With cheerful smiles.
And asks Tor nothing IN return
hs " nrop. 9s, COOK coHd reach n" the pole
Why. that's tho thing that did II. on my soul!
-Ciertrude Mckenzie
Easin- his statement a series OF experiments
with The latest pattern of military fresru Dr.
Fessler Of Dresden. says I'm a recent number Of
Tor Miutaer Artzt that in the next great war
the mortality from gunshot wounds will he fright
fIlly large FIe describes one kind of military
rife the missile from 7 hich will mot go straight
but will he DETECTED by the slightest resistance
after ~ strikes the BODY and will continue on
maEing . Wound AZ an angle With the through
which II entered tbs body. The "woundins capa-
city Of the new weapon Is many times greater
than that nf the rifles nov IN use. and this he
SAYS. makes it tangible argument IN favor OF
peace
Cynicus--It Is impossible for woman to keep a
Henpeckke--I don't know about that; my wife
said anything to me about it.-Phiadephia Record.
The Duchess OF Bedford, in British Birds,
gives some remarkable instances OF longevity among
birds in her collection. A BarbaTy dove which
has been in the duchess's possession for fifteen
years was left her by an old woman who also
owned it for fifteen years and who always said it
old bird when 1t was given to her. a Chi
nese goose has been in the possession OF the family
for ffty-seven years. a pintail drake which the
duchess bought twenty years ago. when il was an
adult bird still survives. The bird was taken from
the in 1852 and died in 1900. 1T was chained
by the leg u small hutch.' says the duchess
land lived fortyeight years under these miserable
conditions"
"Losn' yoh temper dom pay. said Uncle Eben.
''In heap o. cases IT don do mo- dan put you
TO de expense of hiIin' lawyer to show you Whalt
yOu's wrong. ."-WashinstOn Star.
When the first international Congress for the
Supprt of Street Noises IS called order In
Beriin in June. 1910, there viii be representatives.
according statement made by Mr.. Rorden-
green, OF tie Society for the Eetterment OF Lon
don from the United States. England. GERMANY
Ausri9 Holland, Belgium, Switzerland and Den
mark. 'By that time" says OF the New York
societv the objects of the organization will have
become better known. and will have outlived
the ridicule with which the noise fighters are now
looked upon Al the London conference, where
the question as TO where to hold the first CON
sgecs determined. it was also agreed that the
second meeting ~ the kind be held in New YORK
in 1872, under tho direction Of Mrs. Isaac [. Rice
Talk is cheap quoted the mcrahrer
Huh rejoined the dsmorslizer. ''Inu lust vsit
ti Vour Nits begins to explain ehy she needs th-
Tones, ,"-Chics-o News