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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1909-02-26

This is Just the time of year when
you are most likely to have kidney or
bladder trouble, with rheumatism and
rheumatic pains caused by weak kid
neys 5. Delays are dangerous. Get De-
Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills, and
be sure you get what you ask for
They are the best pills made for back
ache, weak back, urinary disorders,
Inflammation of the bladder, etc
They are antiseptic and act promptly
We sell and recommend them. Sold
by all druggists.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
THIS DATE IN HISTORY.
Sent K

l654-Cromwells first parliament as
sembled at Westminster.
1774-First Continental congress met IN
Carpenters hall, Philadelphia.
1S04--W. A. Graham. who became sec
rotary of the navy, born Died
Aug. Ii, 1875.
1S1S-Commander Samuel Blyth of the
brig Boxer, killed in action with
the United States brig Enterprise,
or Portland, Me.
1S42-John w. Daniel, United States
senator from Virginia, born.
1sS3-Forts Wagner and Gregg, near
Charleston, bombarded by General
Gilmore.
1S94-General George Stoneman, ex-
governor Of California, died in Buff
falo, N. Y
1SeS-Queen Wilhelmina Of the Neither
lands assembled the throne.
1905-Japanese and Russian ENJOYS
signed treaty OF peace at Ports
mouth, n. II.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
SHGCkS
From the Diary of ST. Lence
RENINIsCENT.

It's not Their saInes it ulster be,
Sum twenty yeers ergo;
Remember well when we wuz kids.
A-trudgin' ter the show:
We he'd no painted buggy.
Much less en- aut-mo- beel,
But when 1t came ter feelin's,
How hubby we did feel.
An walkin' 1t wuz easy then
Like steppin' on Their air;
Fer what's a kids legs made fer when
He's a-goin' to Their fair.
An in a well-hlled basket.
Tibet motherd labeled lunch,
Yer didn't need ter ask It;
Twas fer the huh burned bunch.
But when it came ter feedin',
Why blamed If 1 cud see
Eff there wuz emmy more'n enuf.
Fer Willie an fer me.
Their carryin' 1t wuz easy then,
IN hustlin ter get there,
Fer what's kids arms made for when
He's a-goin' ter the fair?
An Their nickel tibet dad gave us,
We he'd changed into five cents,
So there rattle O. it in our jeans,
Made us feel like heightened gents.
But nary did we CIV a durn,
About Their cut O. clothes.
Eff we cud do a lucky stunt,
| A sneakin' inter shows.
An all wuz fun an latter then;
Our shouts ripped up Their air.
Fer whatud a kid be quiet fer,
| When goin' ter the fair?
But now it's sorter different;
Maybe age hez made it so.
Yer legs don't work as they ulster,
An yer latter comes more slow.
AS yer trudge erlong by the roadside
swallowin' all O. the dust.
A reachin' out fer the bread o. joy,
An gettin' a simple crust.
Fer We wonder where it's gone ter,
Yer heart that wuz light ez air;
An a kid again yer want ter
Be a-goin' to ther fair.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
A DOCTOR WITH A WARPED MIND.

Of who lives in New York
the would peticoas corsets
public
Charles
the action for
himself and shocked He
playground
boomer mmodest minded
l he
been horribly shocked
should limbs
peticoats
heahu
an old
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
THE GROWTH OF CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

Lake good field for Christian Science Just
manent room
long o
them they
artedh erea couple Of years ago
speaks
thinking intelligent
handspring exploitation
nkersan nd mos de
While TIMES committed Christian believes
%
in comm
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

man and secretary and registrar Of the
University of Chicago. was born in
Giens Falls. n. Y, Sept. 5, 1912. After
spending three years at the old Univer-
sity of Chicago. he was graduated from
the University of Rochester in 1858,
and at the Rochester Theological sem
mary two years later. He was pastor
of the Second Baptist church. Chicago,
from 1872 to 1875, restgning in the
latter year to become secretary Of the
Baptist Union Theological seminary.
Mr.. Goodspeed remained secretary OF
the theological seminary thirteen years
He has been secretary of the University
of Chicago since 1890, and its registrar
since 1895
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
Articles Of Incorporation

The II. J. Martin Forging company.
indianapolis; capital stock. $4,000;
manufacturers: incorporators. H. J.
Martin. Augustus Jennings,W. NJ. Rock
wood, G. II. Graf and G. o. lockwood
The North Anderson Social club, An
derson; no capital stock; social; direc-
tors. Michael Maher. Emil Schaernow-
sky and David James.
The Klein Bros company, Muncie;
capital stock. $4,000; jewellers; incor-
porators, G. A. Klein, E. NJ. Klein, and
c. A. Chopper.
Corporation changes wer ereported as
follows:
The Kokomo Nail and Brad com
pany. Kokomo; Increase of capital
stock from $3.50 900 to $4,000; A. l.
Thalman. president.
The Home Economy Building and
Loan association. Oakland City; in
crease of capital stock from s125.000
to 5000 900; D. NJ. Martin, president.
The Puro- Tuckaho Water company
Indianapolis capital stock 10000: TO
produce and sell mineral and distilled
water Fred B. Elliott is president
c. ". Sedwick vice president c. w
Kriel treasurer and Thomas A. Harris
secretary.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
MANAGEMENT DID THEIR BEST.

that County agricultural Society faces
confined the members of
throughout the community there
acknowledge the worthy of financial
mistakes Possibly
the
sought this bring
full of their
this justified but after all have been that
the crowds
O a
hard their
worthy public
support greatly to be deplored
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
UP AND DOWN IN
I-N=D=I =A-N-A
rHIEF cArCHERS PLAN MEET.

THIEF CATCHERS PLAN MEET.
Arrangements for the entertainment
of the members of the National Horse
Thief Detective association. which or
ganization holds its forty-ninth grand
annual meeting in Charlottesville in
October, were made yesterday by the
Montgomery County Horse Thief De-
tective association.
DIETS TO ENTER ARMY.
Dieting on potatoes and other fat
producing foods for two months, Chas.
Slaton of White Plans. KY. added
twenty pounds to his weight and to-
to the recruiting Office in Evansville
met the army requirement of 147
pounds for man of his height.
LITTLE INTEREST SHOWN.
Out of 1900 republican votes In the
city of Bloomington. less than one-half
that number were cast in the republic
an primary election which closed at
o'clock Wednesday night.
MANY METHODISTs GATHER.
Twenty five hundred Methodists were
In attendance at Fort Wayne yesterday
at the fourth annual picnic of the Allen
county members of the Northern Indi-
ana conference. held at Robinson park
The event was an all-day social AFFAIR
as no business was transacted. although
a number of addresses by prominent
members Of the clergy were delivered
WAR ON SLOT MACHINES.
Chief Metzgen Of the Indianapoll
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
THIS is s1sT BIRTHDAY.

tGcnard A. JacAhOne
Richard Arbuthnot Jackson. president
Of the Chicago, Rock Island and Pa
cifc railway. was born in Richmond,
Ind, Sept. 5. 1883. After graduating
from Earlham college IN 1875 he took
a four years course in law at the Uni
versity of Virginia. In 1880 he was
admitted to the bar and began the prac-
tice of law in his native city. From
1886 to 1890 he was prosecuting attor-
ney of Wayne county. Ind In 1902 he
became connected with the Rock Island
railway system in the capacity OF gen.
eraI counsel and two years later he
was made first vice president Of the
company. Last spring. upon the resig-
nation OF President Mather. Mr.. Jack
son was elected to succeed him in the
presidency of the railway company.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
HAMMoND,s NEXT MAYOR.

speculation
Hammond whose
a
will be the whom the
will a halfdemocra
halfrepubican
ashamed
THE NAME OF MAN WHO WILL BE THE NEXT
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
THIS DATE IN HISTORY.

Sept 4.
1769-The frst-class graduated from
Rhode Island college.
IS04-The United States ship intrepid"
blown up in the karbor of Tripoli.
1S12-Fort Harrison. on the Wabash,
commanded by Captain Zachary
Taylor, was attack by Indians.
1sI4-The Americans drove the British
into their entertainments at Fort
Erie.
1S62-General Lee crossed the Potomac
and invaded Maryland.
1S7o-French republic declared and
fight OF the Empress Eugene
1ST9-The British resident, Sir Louis
Cavagnari. murdered in Cabul
1S9S-British troops entered Khartoum
190o-Lorenzo d. Lewelling. ex-govern-
or of Kansas, died at Arkansas
City.
19os-The American battleship fleet left
Melbourne.
THIS IS Ny 9TH BIRTHDAY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
Political Announcements
EAST CHICAGO.
Editor. Times,

Editor, Times;
You may announce my name as a
candidate for the republican nominal
ton for mayor of East Chicago, sub
ject to the decision of the republican
primaries.
II. NJ. C. HEMBROFF.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
Editor. Timrs.

Editor, Times:
Please announce my name as a can
didate for the office of alderIpan-at-
large on the republican ticket, subject
TO the outcome of the East Chicago re-
publican primaries.
MONROE r.. SCHOCK.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
Editor, Times.

Editor, Times.
I wish through the columns of your
paper to announce my candidacy for
the republican nomination for alder
man of the fifth ward In East Chicago,
according to the wishes of the nomI-
mating primaries.
THOMAS MAUGER.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
NO PAPER ON LABOR DAY.

In recognition of the fact that labor
holiday union force to celebrate Labor
Day. print any paper Monday, Sept g. unless
big tanspires.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

Editor, Timesi
You are at liberty to announce my
name as a candidate for the republican
nomination for alderman from the sixth
Svard In East Chicago, subject TO the
republican primaries.
JAMES KROUPA.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
Editor, Times.

Editor, Times,
/ wish through yeur columns to an
nounce to the republicans of East Chi
cago that 1 Will be candidate for al
derman from the sixth ward In East
Chicago, subject to the wishes of the
party.
WILLIAM MENTHER
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

This is the season of the year when
the Methodist clergymen rather rustic
around on the anxious seat.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

police department Wednesday issued
orders to the detective department that
all slot machines in which money is
played, with a chance to win or lose
be removed from all saloons and pool
rooms where they might have been in
stalled. Information can't to the chief /
that some nickel slot machines were
being operated in the city.
CHILD KILLED By MOTORCYCLE. |
Jessie Lysitt 7-year-old daughter of |
James Lysitt of Milford, was struck |
| by a motorcycle in motor race at Mil |
| ford Wednesday afternoon and almost
instantly killed.
AERONAUT NARROWLY ESCAPES.
! Aeronaut Lawrence Meyers narrow
4 ly escaped being seriously injured in a
balloon ascension made at the Shelby
Vile fair grounds. Meyers was seated
on the trapeze and had gone up a
short distance, when the parachute
ropes broke. dashing him to the ground.
His body missed sharp stake only
foot away from where he alighted and
had he fallen on this It would have
| gone through his body.
INVENTION WORTH FORTUNE.
Carl Punsky, a Laporte man, Is due
enteen years This money is to be paid
to Punsky in 5000 allotments. payable
monthly. Agreement to this effect was
concluded yesterday with a St. Joseph
(Mo) concern, which will manufacture
a shoemaking machine of which Pun
sky is the inventor and on which he
holds letters patent. Payment is to
commence this month
| a rryv,
After worrying for weeks over the
opening of the Frankfort schools of
which he was elected superintendent
less than month ago. Professor W. o.
Hiott for four years a teacher in the
local schools. killed himself yesterday
morning by taking carboIic acid His
body was found about Z o'clock at the
First Ward school building by the
n janitor
WANT UNION STATION.
Believing that the officials of the
various railroads through Newcastle dc
not appreciate the conditions here il
their refusal to provide a union sta
ton. President McOuinn of the city
council has evolved a plan to bring
conditions before them and his plan ha:
met with hearty approval of the bust
ness men and manufacturers.
CITY is MADE LIABLE.
William Blakely, chief OF the depart
ment of inspection. declares that Their
will be many school houses occupies
this year which should be condemned
because of the change in the inspec
ton law THE new law" he says
puts all the responsibility for change
g, on the local authorities Many time
we received requests to order change
which local authorities dared not orde
because of local influence.
DAIRYMEN TO MEET.
Two hundred dairymen and healt
officers of Indiana are expected to az
tend the second convention of state an
city health departments with tn
ii dairymen of Indiana, to be held In tn
hall of the supreme court room of tn
state house at indianapolis Tuesda
II and Wednesday, Sept and s. Tn
II finishing touches were put on the pro
II gram yesterday by II. z. Barnard.
. has found a general response throug
+ba state TO his invitations.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

Scientists are now trying to make
out that coffee is worse for children
than whisky. why, the idee!
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
BROTHER SMITH SHOULDN'T WORRY.

Brother Smith Of the
widow At first blush this might
neither
feel the what's
Brother Smith
choppng
sunbonnet
made mind let
whom Brother Smith authority
chapeau is about bid aeu
made by ladies who spell their
In o
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
r ON
THINGS AND FILINGS

Be stingy. Then you win always
have car fare and ycu won't
have to borrow lunch money.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

1t is a great world. Even Lincoln
pennies have gone up IN price.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

Lots of boys want to hurry mp
and be men so that adults won't
ask them so many foolish
things.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

Girls In this day and genera
ton demand much more of a
man than did their gramImofh-
ers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
In Politics.

His days were joyous and serene, his
life was pure, his record clean; folks
named their children after him, and
he was In the social swim; ambitious
lads would say: Il plan to be just such
a worthy manr But in the fullness of
his years, the tempter whispered in his
ears, and begged that he would make
the race for county judge, or some such
place. And so he yielded to his fate,
and came forth as a candidate. The
night before election day they found
him lying, cold and gray. the deadest
man in all the land. this message in
his icy hand: The papers that OPP
posed my race have brought me into
deem disgrace; I find that I'm a aend
Embossed; I robbed a widows chicken
roost. and stole an orphans Easter egg,
and swiped a soldiers wooden leg. I
bilked a heather OF his joss, and later
kidnapped Charlie Ross; learn, with
something like alarm, that l designed
the Guinness farm. and also, with ex-
cessive grief. that Black Hand cohorts
call me chief l thought myself a de-
cent man. whose record all the world
might scan; but now, alas. too late!
Ie see that all the depths of infamy
have soiled me with their reeking
shame, and so it's time to quit the
game" WALT MASON.
THE WOMAN WHO CAN TAKE A
LAST YEARS HAT, PUT TEN CENT
BUNCH OF Daisies ON 1T AMI
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE LATEST
HAS THE BIGGEST FINANCIEF
SKINNED TO DEATH.
Crown Point Star thinks color lin
ought TO be drawn in the county jail
. yes, when a man sees pink snakes h
ought to go in the pink cell Whel
he sees a lot of green monkeys put hin
, in the green department.
Some women could live easily on
$4,000 per annum If they could
spend about $4,000 of it for dress
and the rest of II ON having a
good time.
s The only mistake that DIR. Cook mad
S about this north pole business was the
y he wasn't born in Indiana
Milk stew is the one best wheel
> nowadays.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

A small sample of the great Napo-
Icons hair sold IN London for $1,000
It is almost as scarce and costly as Is
ours.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

some women could live easily on
$4,000 per annum If they could
spend about $4,000 of it for dress
and the rest of II ON having a
good time.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

TIMES ~ADsn ARE CUISINES
PULLERSS
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

The cubs are playing ball In such a
way as to give their admirers heart
disease one day and their adversaries
heart disease the next.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

PERHAPS DR. COOKS discovery
IIanmondssomewhat We hare
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
COMMUNICATIONS.


munia
caution is taken to OF mi
In he
ancesa to the public at large
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

THIS Is NY 9TH BIRTHDAY.
Thomas NJ. GOodsDeed.
Thomas Wakefield Goodspeed, clergy
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

When n woman has on a new hat
She In very indignant IL the
Usher doesn't lead her
To a pew In front.
When she has
An old
Bonnet she Is
Downright mad IL he
Doesn't stick her In a back seat.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

sh-h. The HEAVY ONES.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

The only mistake that DIR. Cook made
about this north pole business was that
he wasn't born in Indiana
Milk stew is the one best wheezF
nowadays.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

No Joke, Either.
East Chicago lady is so excessively
stylish that she ordered the butcher to
send her a leg from a black sheep be-
cause the family was in mourning.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04
PRoFEssoR HIATT Suicides.
WANT UNION STATION.

Believing that the officials of the
various railroads through Newcastle do
not appreciate the conditions here in
their refusal to provide a union sta
ton, President McQuinn of the city
council has evolved a plan to bring
conditions before them and his plan has
met with hearty approval of the bust
ness men and manufacturers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

WILLIAM MENTzER.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1909-09-04

THOMAS sfAUGER.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-04-11
SAINTS GO TO INDEPENDENCE
Kansas City suburb Chosen as Next
Meeting Place by Mormon
Conference.

LAMONT, Ia, April N-(special.)-
Thursday and Fridays session of the
church conference of Latter Day Saints
passed rather quietly. being devoted
mostly to routine work. The church
recorder reported showing 5000 baptisms
for the year, which is considered a good
showing in view OF the fact that conversion
with his sect means considerably more
than with other churches.
The auditing committee made report and
recommended the adoption of certain
methods in the keeping of the nancia
accounts OF the bishop. This brought about
the first tilt OF the meetings. when Bishop
Kelley rose to a quetion of privilege and
made answer to certain features Of the
auditors report. The whole matter was
made a special order for April 10, when
some action will likely be taken.
Thursday evening was given over to the
Daughters of Zion, an auxiliary society
among the women. A mixed program was
given partly under the direction OF Miss
Wellemeyer and Miss Gaines, members Of
the faculty Of Graceland college.
Independence, MO, has been the place
selected for the holding OF the next confer
ence. Independence Is virtually a suburb
of Kansas City. Mo-, and the largest
branch of the church is there.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-04-11
CHINESE COLLECTION HELD UP
Authorities Assert a1uab scten-
tIfIc Photographs and Paintings
Are Obscene.

CHICAGO. April 1O.-A scientific collec-
ton made In China by Prof. Bertholdt
Laufer OF Columbia university for the Field
museum OF Chicago has been held up here
by Collector of Customs Ames, The action
was based on the belief that the collection,
valued at several thousands Of dollars, Is
obscene.
The seizure was made last october, but
by agreement the matter was kept a secret
until today. At that time United States
District Judge lands listened TO arguments
in chambers. 1t was admitted that the
importation OF the collection instituted a
technical violation Of the law, but 1t was
likewise admitted that the collection formed
an essential basis for scientific investiga-
tion.
Judge Lands stated that he had no doubt
the photographs, paintings, manuscripts,
etc. were brought into this country for a
perfectly proper purpose. but he saw no
way, without a technical violation of the
law, Of releasing them. He informed coun-
sci for the museum that he would withheld
a decision. Apparently no solution of the
difficulty has been found.
Omaha daily bee., 1909-04-11
AL FIELDS GUEST OF THE ELKs
Minstrel VIII he Entertained at
Social Session This After
noon.

Al @. Fields, the minstrel. Will be the
guest Of the Elks at a social session in
the club rooms betwoen 8 and 7 o'clock
Sunday evening. Mr.. Fields is an Elk and
through many visits to Omaha has made
many friends here. The Sunday afternoon
session will be the last meeting of the lodge
before the opening of the fair.
The Elks' fair will open Wednesday after
noon az the Auditorium and continue for
ten days, with something doing every
minute. Never before has a fair been
planned on such an extensive scale. and the
Elks are determined to break all records
in their exposition. Every cent of the pro-
ceeds will be used in ~equipping the lodge
and club rooms, and the best furnishings
that money can buy will be obtained.
There will be contest after contest at the
fair, and articles with an aggregate value
OF $4,000 will be disposed OF. Two of the
most important contests win be voting for
the most popular women wage earners in