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The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
From $l.7OO Lot Goes
to $4,000 in OnIy
Five Years Time
s7,,'. AND $4,000
These Instances OnIv
Two Of Scores in
Central Part

Almost surprising belief is the re-
markable increase In value of real
estate in Greeley. Business property
in particular has gone up by leaps
and bounds. doubling. trebling, and
more than QLadrupling its price per
front foot in few years. And the
best part OF this 10, that this is not
merely the hot air" line of boost
ing talk handed out by the real es
tate agent. Each piece of business
property could be taken up separ
ately and when the prices were com
pared with the prices OF only four or
Ave years ago the results would be
amazing.
There is one piece OF property on
Ninth street owned by A. NJ. McClen-
ahan. 1t has a 25-foot front. This
property was purchased five years
ago for $1,700. One year and a half
ago this same property was sold for
$500. At the present time the
owner has set a price OF $4,000
CT the lot and is not anxious to part
with 1t even at that figure.
D. r. Macarthur owns so feet on
Ninth street. This property now has
a building on 1t. Three years ago
the firm Of Arbuckle & Purcell had
an option on this piece of property
for $1,000. Today the property can
not be purchased for less than 500
900.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
Represent Thousands in
Capital For This
Farm District
ONLY THE BEGINNING.
Local Real Estate Men
Exploit Colorado
in Germany

On September 1st, there will ar
rive in New York City about two
score German families. The heads
! o. these families are farmers, in fact
they are well-to-do farmers and they
have an average of $4,000 each to
invest in farming lands in this coun-
try. Moreover, these families are
coming directly to the Greeley dis
t1ict. having been secured through
the efforts of the Purcell Land Co.,
local real estate agents. Their COM
ing to the Greeley district was ar
ranged through an agent at Posen,
Germany, who, during the past year,
has sent more than 200 German fam
lilies to Connecticut, Maryland and
other states. This will be the first
to the Greeley district.
The agent at Posen deals only
with the better class of German
farmsr, those having money enough
o pay for investment, and the forty
'amilies to arrive here early in Sep
ember are the first that have come
nto Northern Colorado. II was
through the local agents that the
ierman agent was informed OF the |
wealth of this district and he is now
ecuring further data and preparing |
o interest many other prosperous |
of Germany in the prizes |
he irrigated land of Northern Colo
ado offers them.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
OPENING FOR NEW BANK
AND SHOP AT CAMEvEIn

= At the new town of Camfe,d :.
= lots are being fast taken and !.
= already sites have been n,r- :.
: chased for a number of stores =,
= The Forest Lumber company of ).
= Fort Collins has begun the erec- :.
:. ton of its new lumber wards :.
= ana work has been begun on n =,
y number OF residences and buila- =.
= 1ngs for stores. The grading ;.
y ana laying out of streets is =.
= progressing at rapid rate and ;.
= IT Is stated by the promoter. :.
:: that the town promises to bn- :,
= come one Of the most thriving :.
" or the smaller "cities". At tho >.
= present time there is an onen- :.
= ing for blacksmith shop and >.
= a bank. This is a good oppor. !.
= tunity for someone. =.
r r + I. + + i. 1. !. !. \ !. l.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
EoR SALE ANYTHING YOU WANT

oped lands in Weld county. % In These sqsSS lsnSs
are tne very best and most OF them under
the pierce Lateral" and new surveys for
purchaser.
also have some OF the very best i'm.
proved farms in Weld county to sell At
prices as low as the lowest and on good
have one Of the best 100 acre farms in
Weld county for sale at &l4, 600.
hne Pleasant Valley 80 at $4,000.
Another at $1,000 on easy terms.
Another at %l2.5OO. Might take some
good Greeley property.
Some very choice five. ten and twenty.
ACIe tracts near IN at reasonable prices.
some well-improved smaller acreage
i have very choice city property List
and can make an attractive price on some
OF these to any persons desiring choice
Rsope[hties p h@ @ in Greeley. l list a few Of
A hne home on Normal hill. seven
rooms, entirely modern. good barn
4nd one OF the best locations, at . :. *45OO
better one at at........-.........',. s;nSO
less expensive one at at......... 3SEI
cottage that's dandy .........., 3OfE0
a choice groom modern on 9th.ay 56O
4 cholce broom modern cottage at 1900
better one at Observation-Disclosures 100
A hne house near in at .,,,. iSSS
Une 81 the best in the city....... 61E1
announcer nearer In and Just AZ good GOOO
An s,LOTs-LOTs.
prices and terms. ""' Vi
TRADES.
can give You trade for anything
See me Tor anything in my line. | will,
sho" you your moneys worth.
J. w. MCPHERSON
williams Block. Greeley
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
"Hhis NOW WEIGH SEVEN
POUNDS, WILL REACH "a

. beets weighing seven mounds =.
eacn That will reach ta, IN i.
'"eiVe pounds when fully ma. ).
. % 'uiea nave been brought to the +
:. r,'y Guy by j. M. Bainbridge Of the &
:, Dig Bend country. They are +
now on exhibition at tho or,ce =.
. OF kinsella & Browne Mr. !.
:. na'nnridge says that his o,tire !.
:. crop this year has reochas :,
:, saowth . lar ahead of nrnuioua i.
:. . years m and that he is eTnoct,nS !.
!. re- record breaking return s,, ,rnm :.
;, , .nas years yield. The sa,na ;.
:. nai, n,nu Oh reports are bcira re- !.
. eelSed from other se%c,ia % :.
!. tnn tne Big Bend country ap% ' the M !.
J. TO to"nase of the beets is ernacted @ !.
!. " 10 tar above the ayopeao pes :.
= = = = !. 4, 1, n H
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
FOR SALE.

under d;tch haal,nlning new town, 70 acres
Investment at $40 per acre a xooo
wv we nave large list of land u,der the
GOOD I.rm tern propositions. Right prices and
,oc, 81 acres iopr miles from Ault low. ner.
ifS riSSts az n qHnder Hni cultivation, good water
4 chnics d eaton dac ditch, $500. N
did buy. Fi' per acre. A splen-
high bne ana dpo d5oomy; l.d modern house full lot,
Good 4-room house. closa IL
own terms, SI675. o''se ih' make your
ohisr q WHITAKER
eiV Elghth Ave, Phone Cros,., ,aA
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
BUSINESS PR0PFR77|
QUADRUPLEDIls||

:, T. These two D
1t, 1t is ,,,e, Necessary. /
nj history. It H.
.i,,, ,ne srowth "
v. VIII be within
It's IT is almos, =
roads roads comm, :
eility of the ss,.
ley a division !
property will !
treble treble thensel,,l
yea years. The l,1
tn. .ne inside Of N
bus business district
'A ent time is pq,,t,1
IL will bear tA,1
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12

Bessie MorI,
and her grans1
copes, Of Nc,s
visiting for ~
!, OF Mr.. and M |
left Wednesday,
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
E>OR SALE.

A few OF our bargains. if taken At once,
New six-room house, Just completed,
bargain: must be sold at once. Price.
$500; good terms.
Large modern brick house, also barn,
make a perfect home for any ons' Price
nas 6een until recently. 5000 must sell
completion. good location, ali modern az.
cept furnace, small barn.
on TMelftS atrees ease td9 lot 5oxlgo located
&26OO: terms uays' PTico
Two choice building lots, 80 feat front
enen tseas ssh slsh ,1m large maple and evergreen
LOCATION; will be sold at a bargsin
Call and see US today. gam
+. Il. BAKER & co.
s13 Eighth Avenue
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12

In connection with the coming Of
these Germans, it maye be stated
that the German farmers have al
ways proven to be the best and most
thrifty of al immigrants. They are
exactly what is needed to develop
the thousands OF acres of raw hand
through the northern portion Of the
state, These lands await only the
skillful hand and the knowledge of
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12

agriculture to make them mines
which will far surpass the wealth
OF the early gold rush days.
IL will only be a matter OF a few
weeks or months until the Colorado
immigration commission becomes
active and 1t is then expected that
the tide Of immigration will flow
into the Greeley district faster than
ever.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12

Id
A Thou
opps|
Every NJ,
to buy r
year ago
district }
Prices are
Buy nov,
You buy
WOODRUFF
REAL ESrA
Iss
'l4l5 Eighth ST.
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
FORTY GERMAN FAMILIES
ARE COMING TO GREELEY
EoR SALE.

Some fine sOacre farms, improved ana
water rights from $500 up.
One so, fenced, with full water rlghts'
$4,000.
Some larger farms, improved, iull water
rights from $50 to $50 per acre.
1000 acres, fenced. 40 acres Italia, water
rights, elegant stock proposition, go per
acre. ,,:.L
~ to &25 per acre.
800 acres east OF Greeley, 50 per acre.
Will exchange for city property. "a,
Some fine residence property and ouiio'
ing lots. -,o,, IL.
Eight-room modern, lot s3Nloo. only
three blocks from postofhce. $500.
CARREL n ENGLISH
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
Ot1r Live Up-to-the- Nl1n<9te Neal Estate
OUR PURPOSE

In Gre0le "eeh9 'e" e'"e 'ne
> - sarya tho the city and
;: , TER rooI asts,, and
agricultural
Tue aeht'oh Oh
the investor and hopnes
Greeley today Tn that stage OF chie'emeh whee clean
marvellous natural advantages
intaress
man. woman anu chio IN ths mag
arrtorv NJ
to the
tiroctod mex appeal their business
/. Judgment
with business sense ana conserva-
tive consideration IL makeup
ito Truth Is Enough
who T. promoting the irrigated districts, city
additions and other ptpertes county,
page Grkeer Greeley 1t Anything
that Won NAV have of ku you believe be
read interest by other
subscribers is welcomed
suited promote the
On will 4 advertisements live
ESTATE menthe men who do things and
make happen-tse the oppor
will be made of
the SatuSily
= = :. j. + + j. + + + + + +
The Greeley tribune., 1909-08-12
FOR SALE

Twenty sections OF land near Pierce
Snd Num-. Price from Sl5 to $50 per acre
We have sold five sections in the last slI
weeks.
ifyou have anything to sell list it with
US.
HALL BROS.
Real Estate and Loans
williams Block. Phone Greeley 675
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
NINE OF CREW FOUND
FROZEN IN SMALL BOAT.
Car Ferry Founders in Lake
Erie.

ERIE, Dec. 13.-The State Fisheries
boat Commodore Perry is in port today
with the frozen bodies of nine OF the
crew of the Bessemer & Marquette
Ferry No. >, which left Conneaut Tues
day with thirty-two men, and WHICH
foundered in the middle of Lake Erie.
For forty-eight hours the Perry had
sought traces of the car ferry. "A tel
man yawl. half sunken, was sighted nj
teen miles off this port. The Perry went
alongside and found the nine men
frozen to death.
Thousands of persons swarmed TO the
wharves. Conneaut. Ohio, where most
OF the men lived, was notified, ana a
hundred residents of that city arrived
here within two hours. Captain Drls-
coll, commanding the Commodore FER
'ry, said:
"There was a heavy sea runnlns
when we sighted the yawl. Eight men
were sitting up, their life p~reservers
strapped about their shoulders. INC
ninth was at The bottom of the BOAT
frozen to the flooring"
The Bessemer and Marquette ferry
No. L was one of the boats run bystnat
railroad, between Conneaut and Port
Stanley, Canada. She was OF steel
with q capacity of thirty-four loaded
cars. Tuesday the boat, with thirty
two cars Of coal, and carrying thirty
two persons, including passengers lei
C%onneaut.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
wHISKEY FOR COLDS

The Increased use of whiskey for
colds is causing considerable discussion
among the medical fraternity. 1t is the
quickest and almost infallible cure
when mixed with certain other ingred-
tents and taken properly. The following
is the formula: Mix two ounces of
glycerine with eight ounces of good
whiskey and add one-half ounce Of
Concentrated pine compound. Take a
teaspoonful or a tablespoonful every
four hours" Any good druggist has
these ingredients or will get them from
his Wholesale house and they are easily
mixed. Concentrated pine is a special
pine product and comes only in half
ounce bottles. each enclosed in an air.
tight Gaze, but be sure it is labeled
Concentrated
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
ELEVEN HUNDRED GUESTS
ATTEND PLUMBERS BALL

The United Association of Journey
men Plumbers held its annual reception
and ball in Kruger Auditorium OH Sat
urday night. Eleven hundred persons
were present.
The committees included: Reception
Mayor Jacob Haussling, William Harri-
gan. Louis Maier, Charles F. Mcclure
Sam Wilson, Amzie Berla, John Knis-
pei. Elias Berla and Robert Berla'
arrangements, William Ryan, Thorna:
Gannin. Joseph Spangenburger, Ami
Herr, John Confroy, Joseph Adams and
John ]. Sweeney. I
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
CHARGE UNDUE INFLUENCE
IN ATTEMPT TO BREAK WILL

PLAINFIELD, Dec. l3.-After sew
eral months controversy oyer the ad-
mission OF the villa OF Mary T.. Holton,
of this city, to probate, Judge Louis
Schenck. of Somerset, has denied the
motion of the ~caveators to refuse the
probate, Inc the caveators will now
prepare their testimony setting forth
the claim that the testator was unduly
influenced in making the document.
The ~cayeators are relatives who seek
a share Of the $50, 900 beaueathed by the
testator to the cause of missions. The
estate amounted originally to about
$100, 900. of which she made gifts to
Baptist missionary funds of $4,000 be-
fore her death and devised the re-
mainder- by Will to the o.
relatives.
.xu 49, nErETE
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13

. MUNYON'S Paw-Paw Pills coax the liver
into activity by gentle methods. They do
not scour. grippe or weaken. They are a
tonic To the stomach, liver and nerves;
instead OF weaken. They en-
the blood and enable the stomach TO
yet ALI the nourishmept from food that is
nut into IT. These pills contain no calo-
mel; they are soothing. healing and stimu-
hating. For sale by all druggists in 10c
Csc sizes. If you need medical advice,
write Munyon's Doctors. They will advise
Is the best OF their ability absolutely free
~ charge. Munyon's, Fifty-third and JEFF
ffrson streets. Philadelphia. Pa
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
TRIMMER FUNERAL TOMORROW.

CALIFON, Dec. 13.--The funeral of
former Assembiyman L.. Fl. Trimmer
will be held tomorrow morning from his
late home. The Rev. James p. Dare,
pastor OF the Lower Valley Presbyte-
rian Church. of which he was a truss
tee, will officiate. Burial will be in the
cemetery adjoining the church. His
sons and sons-in-law will act as pail
bearers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
Enjoy Performance.

Sudermann's Honor" was Thoroughly
enjoyed bX a good sized audience IN
the Colosseum last night. where the
company from the German Theatre IN
Irving place presented it under the d.
rection of Theodore Burghardt. me
scenery was in line with the general
excellence Of the performances, while
Professor Benzler's orchestra helped to
round out one of the most successful
engagements of the season. Next sun
day night a comedy, Der Rabenyater,"
will be on the program.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
REPUBLICAN CLUB MEETING.

A call for tthe annual meeting and
election Of officers Of the Northern Re-
publican Club has been issued. signed
by Henry Dickson, president, and
Thomas w. Frampton, secretary. The
will be held tonight at the club
house, 1917 B~elleville avenue.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
Happenings of
. Importance in
German Circles
plan Five-Day Convention.


With the organization of h commit
the five-day convention of h German
Catholic Central Society, to be held here
beginning on the third Sunday of next
September, was taken at yesterday
afternoons session of State delegates,
held in Casino Hall, in William street.
Joseph Lambrecht was chosen presi-
dent; Urban Schaefer, vice-president:
Frederick Sarg. recording secretary; +.
Hennecke, >of Jersey City, financial sec
rotary; Anton Steines, treasurer; the
Rev. Rudolph Huelsebusch, spiritual
adviser. and August K~oeberlein, mar
shall. Honorary President John b. Gel
kers, in addressing the delegates, called
attention to the fact that for h second
time within tifty-fye years Newark had
the honor of being h convention city,
and said that its business was one of
great Importance. In thanking the del
egates for their confidence in him, Presi-
dent Lambrecht referred to the circu-
lar-letter recently issued in connection
with the deefSlan to hold the convention
in Newark, and in which it was stated
that one of its objects was to combat
anti-Catholic sentiment. Secretary
Sarg will be the chairman of the press
committee. Short addresses by the
Rev. Aloysius Stecher, the Rev. Poly
carp Scherrer, the Rev. Theodore Peters.
the Rev. Bernard Gerstel and the Rev.
Peter Kurz were made, and it was de-
cided to invite Mayor Haussling to
make an address at the convention.
Concordia to Entertain.
Vocal and Instrumental music, sup-
/ ~plemented by a dance, will entertain
the members and friends OF the NJ. G.
V. Concordia in Harburger's Hall,
Hamburg place tonight Previous
concerts by the society are a guaran-
tee that tonight's event will pc up to
its high standard.
-
*. u. verefn Elects.
These officers of the Bierbrauer und
Kuefer X. u. Verein were elected at
yesterdays session in 81 Belmont ave-
nue.. President, Philip Liable; vice.
president, Jacob Jahrmann; recording
secretary. John Stickel, financial secre-
tary, JOIN r.. Gasewind; treasurer,
Frederick Haumacher; trustees, Henry
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13

Haug, and A. Hoffman,. The society
will have a masked dance in the Krue-
ker Auditorium Saturday.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
Concert . Success.

Concert . Success.
Much progress vas shown by the or
chestra school of the Newark Turn
Verein at it's concert in the society's
headquarters in upper William street
last night. The program was we'll
adapted to the capacity of the players
and plenty of applause awarded their
efforts. Bernard Boese. the director OF
the school, was greatly gratiied with
the work done. Miss f.. Sauer, a
soprano of pleasing presence and pos
sessed of a well trained voice. was the
vocal soloist.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13
skat Tournament winners.

kat
These were the prize-winners at the
skat tournament held in the Labor Ly-
ceum yesterday afternoon. in the order
named; Karl. Kreuter. Oscar Sieger,
Otto Schnefel, Peter Krieg. j.. Heinz
and II. Kindsvogel. At the tournament
of the Newark Skat League, s46 Fair
mount avenue, held last night, the VIM
ners were: Joseph Bergman. f. Wo-
deg, A. Assmann. William Schneider.
August Hubermann, William Rosetti
and DR.. A. Fischer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1909-12-13

USE a WANT ADS.
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STAR cLAssITIED ADS ARE BEST
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
ssss*s.*asaas

THE small boy had determined to
reform. His teacher had ex
planned to him the text, Love thy
neighbor as myself" and the small
boy had taken the explanation to
heart Hitherto he had not loved his
neighbor as himself, not even any of
his neighbors, for he was only a small
boy and had not as yet reached that
age when it is easy to love a neighbor
the said neighbor being a girl But
now the small boy resolved to be a
model little boy. This was an excel
lent resolution, but the boy went about
fulfilling it in fashion that was the
reverse of discreet
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
What Was the Use?

Ut was MabeTs birthday, and, moved
by childish curiosity. she suddenly
asked, Mamma, tell me what time in
the day was l born?"
"At o'clock in the morning, dear
"And what time was / born at?"
asked her brother Jack.
AT o'clock
Huh! My birthdays longern
yours" cried Mabel eXultingly.
We'll" said Jack, puzzled for his
answer for moment only. whats the
use of being born before it's time to
get up?"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
****&***s*.sssssts&

who was now swollen with joy at his
own virtue and was expecting the ia
Their to fall on his neck, crying. my
noble son"
But the result was different from
the small boys expectations, for the
father said:
"This is what comes from letting a
week go by without giving you a lick
ing"
Then he took the small boy by the
collar and escorted the reformer up
stairs, where there was soon "a sound
Of revelry by night"
That small boy now appreciates the
value of another moral axiom-to wit,
Honor thy father"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
1t Might Have Been.

n m RS. DAVIDSON was on the street
AVA car with her market basket when
Mrs. Dyker got on with hers.
Good morning, Mrs. Davidson"
"Good morning. Mrs. Dyker.'
Did you hear about, old Mr.. Sabin?"
mo. What was 1T"
HE was drowned yesterday"
80 Lord, you don't say!"
Eyes, it's true. They have recovered
the body"
Dear, dear me! Drowned, was he?"
"He was.
,.sWas he drowned in water or what?"
"Um-um. Now, then, see what an
old woman I'm getting to be- I was at
the house last evening and saw the
body, and yet I never thought to in
.uuire!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
NO TROUBLE ABOUT 1T.

HER FRIEND don't see how you
can appear in such a costume.
Burlesque Favorite-Its very easy
unless you happen to be lame. All
you have to do is to walk from the
dressing room to the stage.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09

A Pretty Good
Average.
MRS. B. - What
is your hus-
bands particular
weakness
Mrs. WI don't
know of any one
that is worse than
the other.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
These In the Gal :

These In the Gal
lery.
"PA," asked edit, lit
t | e Willie,
"what does food
for the gods mean,
anyway"
Probably" re-
piled his father,
who was a patron
of the drama, "it
m e a n s peanuts,
plug tobacco and
such things"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
AItitudinous.

!!WHAT kind of
time do you
expect to have in
the mountains ?"
"A high time, of
course"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
KNOWN BY HIS FRIENDS.

man makes countless thousands
mourn I'm not as debased as Swift,
as proligate as Byron, as dissipated
as Poe or as debauched as
"That will do" Numbered the mag
istrate Thirty days! And, officer,
take a list of those names and run
em in. They're as bad lot as he is"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
Nothinq In Ii.

Nothing In IL.
MRS. B. Don't
you believe
it's true, George,
that a person par
takes to q consid-
cradle extent of
the nature of tha
creatures he eats ?
Mr.. B.-No. l
have been eating
fish all my life,
and I can't swim
a stroke.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09

a FORLORN looking man was
a brought before magistrate for
drunkenness and disorderly conduct.
When asked what he had to say for
himself he gazed pensively at the
judge, smoothed down a remnant of
gray hair and said:
"Your honor, Mans inhumanity to
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09

Doesn't Have To.
CTS he given to
blowing his
own horn"
ooh, no. He has
a chauffeur"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
INTERESTING GAME.

STRONG PROOF.
CHOW do you know you talked
sensibly to your wife?'
"She wouldn't listen to me-"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09
That's What.

s H e = Do y gu
think q SEN
sible man would
marry for money?
He OF course
not. Marrying for
money is more q
matter of dollars
than cents.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1909-03-09

Waiting For the
Ring.
T A G K : M ! s S
Peachy is q
silent belle.
Tom-What'S the
answer?
Jack Il kissed
her the other night
and she n e v e r
tolled.