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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01

streak of black water and the dark
ness of the night seemed to increase
as We did so. From the streak of
blackness we ran into the second
streak of lighted waters. Each of the
streaks and the intermediate streak of
black water was about half a mile
wide" Tampa Times.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
Where the Pinch Took Effect.

Never let your shoes pinch you"
Gee! don't. It's my family's shoes
that pinch me. / have to buy, on an
average, Is pairs year!''-Chicago
Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
Marital Remarks.

Eyes, sir" said the millionaire, II
can say, with pride, that am a self
made man."
well, there is no accounting for
tastes. Some folks are easily pleased"
said his wife.-Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
Doesn't Attract.

Peleg Haw vows we amt had no
cold weather to speak of since he
bought thermometer.
Well" declared Deacon Cripes,
"Peleg oughter know that Their
mometer won't act like a lightning
rod. Puck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
Homelike.

The July Bachelor-You must feel
a little homesick since you moved into
this new neighborhood
The Merry Widow-Not a bit. All
my new neighbors snub me just as
they did where l used to Iive.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01

Mrs. Dense-How very plainly that
dear woman is dressed!
Mrs. Sense-Yes, indeed; but you
must remember 1t is Lent.
Mrs. Dense-No! You do not mean
to tell me, really and truly, that she
borrows her dresses?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
Correctly Defined.

Little Girl-What's an intelligence
Office, mamma?
Mother-It's a place where one goes
to find out what wages cooks are
charging, Edith.-New York Herald.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
Ohlininn.

Hell like to see diamond In the
rough
She-Well, if you furnish the dia
mond have the ruff. Yonkers States
man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
The Prolific Elu.

There are about IL generations OF
flies year, the sexes about equally di.
vided. each female laying about 1000
eggs
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01

the sand for the entire length
of the sentry's beat, but no
sentry could we find. |
raised my voice and shouted.
The man within two feet Of
me did not know that | had
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01

snuffer and tore his Springfield" from his
hand
Then the garbage barrel was removed and
the recruit was threatened with death If he
made an cutlery. He was forced to march at
the bayonets point to the shore of the island
and then to run over the ice toward the main
land with his former prisoners at his heels.
When the deserters and their victim arrived
near the New Rochelle shore hole was
Clipped in the ice by means of the bayonet and
the rifle was dropped through into the waters
of the sound Then the recruit was told that
II he chose he might return to the garrison.
He told his former charges that he preferred to
throw in his lot with them, for if he went back
he would be certain to get heavy dose of the
guardhouse for neglect of duty in suffering his
prisoners to escape, and for the loss of govern
ment property in the shape of the Springfield
rifle which was now at the bottom of the
sound
The deserters told the recruit that he could
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01

The Visitor-If you really are Ma
poleon, tell me how you came to lose
the battle of Waterloo.
The Lunatic-Sir, make it rule
never to talk shop.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1909-04-01
A PUZZLE TO HER.

*Crabapples. Tribune.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
PERSONAL

SPECIAL sALE-on fancy .s ct. rs-ss i.ed silk socks. for Monoay only. 3 pair sor rs csA Look at our window displav eof
 cadden. Leading Clothier. CIs oJ,:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

EXPERIENCED salesladies wanted in Miili- merry Department. Apply at once. A 8. Knowles Dry Goods Co. -A-st
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

FOR SALE--A very fine plantation
 within 1-2 miles of Mont yomer |. There are 541 acres in the tract. Six teen ploughs in operation this year
 Plenty of tenant houses, water an etc. Price very reasonable. Ivey Realty and Securities O.. Phone 374. III
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
MULTIGRAPH LETTERS.

LETTERS In quantities from 100 to 1000, oOO can be produced In exact fac-simile of orig inal type writing and when properly execut. ed and the name carefully matched win have the same effect if each letter was typewriter separately. Our facilities and t xperience enable Us to do the very best work of this class Our reputation assures that we will. E. L. Davant Typewriter Co.,
 First National Bank. -l-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
TYPEWRITERs AND REPAIRs

WE can sell you any make of sypewrtes, lyou wish at . big discount from nianufac- Lufefe list. R pairs and supplies. Eourberr
 Typewfl. er ,Exuhanse. Nc. sl Commerce. st..
 Montgenerysana $ S8o.se z u
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

FOR sALE-Three bargains. we will offer for sale this week and if you are in the in' estnnents you can not fail to be interest ed
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

MAN to travel in Alabama. Good pay and tailor made suit free in 90 days:
 experience unnecessary; reliable firm. Write for particulars J. E. McBrady and Co., Chicago. --5
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

THE "ISs2"ware that Wears-Seamle ss non- scorch.ng pure spun aluminum cooking uten- sils as manufactured by the or!ginators, since 1s92 now being used by over two million housewives. They resemble solid silver utensils but they cannot burn or even singe the most delicate foods and cook with just half the ordinary fuel ex- isfaotory service for 15 years every pro gressiye housekeeper. We are appointing Io- Ware in every unas igned district. Direct from the factory to the home, cutting out all intermediate profits. all middlemen.
 These representatives to whom we assign exclusive territory under legal contracts av- craze Sl,S00 a year and over. Goods are shipped credit. deliveries and collections are made before we get paid. Good men with salesmanship ability have unu ual Opportu- mites. President American Aluminium Mfg
 Co.,. Lemont. Ill. -s
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANTED-Experien post card sales
 men to carry exclusively the best post card line in America; to eXpert- enced men We have an attractive pro position: also line salesmeh to carry this line. References. Empire Art Company. Chicago. -5
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

Comparatively new cottage home In per feet repair. now rented to good tenant at $2S per month Price only s2.4oo. payable $50V cash, and balarce on time making a 12h per cent investment
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

SALESMAN traveling small towns to sell attractive side line spring Dress goods and white goods to retail stores.
 Liberal commission. Purnell Dale Mills, Box 560, Phila. -5
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WE Are congratulating ourselves on the yhlgh class of the men obtained through this column. Are you not curious to know why
 i've Greene & Barker. 42 vandiver Bldg,
 Montgomery. Ala. General Agency The Guarantee Life Insurance Go. -5-3Ot
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

wANTED-Traveling salesmen. Salary and expenses if qualified. Position permanent.
 Choice territory. Address F. O. Herder. Ealesmanager, St. Louis. Mo. --b-Eu-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

TRAVELLING SaIesmen Wanted--No exper- fence needed. SaIesmen earn from $1.000 to $25.0 900 a year and expenses over 6OO.OeO euaployed 1T, the United States and Canada and the demand always exceeds the supply.
 We will teach you to be an expert salesman by mali and assist you to secure q good pos!tIon We are receiving more calls for salesmen than we can supply and are plac- ing our graduates daily with the pest firms in the country. Hundreds of theme who formerly earned from $25 to S75 month have since earned from $100 to as high as sI 900 a month and expenses. If you want 10 be a salesman and increase your earning capacity our free book "A Knight of the Grip" will show you how. Write Cor calD for it today. Address Dept. 660. National salesman's Training Association. New York. Chicago Kansas City. Minneapolis. San Francisco. -I
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

Room cottage. located In Western part of City. rented at SIP. 50 per month and S1,250 will pur, hase 1t. Terms part cash and Balance on time, 12 per cent invest ment here.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

AGENTS-Of both sexes are coining money selling our Soap and Silverware" Outfits, Jewelry. Cutlery, Razors. Shears. Ladies' Bags, Pocketbooks. Watches. Lace Curtains. Hosiery. Handkerchiefs. Clothing. Rugs, Lamps. Wm. Rogers Silverware. Clocks and 1900 other quick selling Housenold articles. 50 per cent. of our agents make more than tl00 per month. Experience not necessary. We show YOU huw to succeed. Write fon our free catalogues and AgentE Terms. The Phillips Co.,. 222 Phillips Bldg. Dayton. 0.
 -3-su-4t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

AGENTs-wanted for high-ciaas beauti- fully printed and illustrated dollar a. year woman's magazine. Commission. fifty cents on each dollar subscription. Write for agent z Free outfit. American Home Monthly. 97 Spruce St. New York -2-eosu-13t wANTEp-Agents: terms liberal. Address Indian Medicine Company. Grand Rapids
 Mich. -2-sli-10f
 AGENTS-Sells like hot cakes: large profits: new laundry wax. perfumes
 clothes with lasting violet perfume each agent granted territory; nothing like 1t on the market. Perfume Gloss
 O.. ACT 9th aV, Brooklyn. -2 AGENTS-New profitable field, Bril-
 liant Mexican Diamonds exactly rePem- ble genuine. Defy experts; quick sales
 large commissions Send for Special Offer Mexican Diamond Imp. Com pany. Dept 4Ol, Las Cruces. N. M. - $24OO.OO to $72OO.0O yearly made 6tt- ing eyeglasses: quickly and easily learned: big field; have your own busi- ness with Independent income: write today for free Booklet 104;' tells bow. National Optical College, S. Louis. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

IF A salary of sS5.O0 per month and all travelling expenses with advance check for S50.00 would be an incentive to go to work for us taking orders or appointing agents, write at once for particulars. The instructions sent
 when engaged are so complete that previous experience becomes unneces- sary. Our goods knock out all compet-
 ition making you King in your line. Address R. D. Martel, Dept Al Chicago,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANTED-Salesman experienced in
 any line to sell general trade in South. An nnexcelled speciality proposition. Vacancy after Nov. list. Commissions with s35.00 weekly advance for ex- penses. The Continental Jewelry Com pany. Cleveland. Ohio. -5
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

BIG Inducements to salesInen of ability to sell lubricating oils and greases commis. sion. Champion Refining Co. Cleveland. o
 -5-su-St
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

SALESMAN wanted-Experienced speciality eaIesmen of ability to earn s3.00o per year Or better. Staple, well advertised line. car rying exceedingly strong selling proposition Long time contracts Franklin Price Co. Iowa City, Iowa. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
WANTED-BOARD OR ROOM

furnished rooms with Q
 without board for family of three, close fir Address D. F., P. O. Box 225. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANT good first class salesmen and collectors over 21 and under 45 years of age Salary and commission. References and security bond required Also give Phone and Street number Address care Advertiser. R. T. c.-5
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

EXPERIENCED Salesman to cover Alabama with staple line. High commissions with lib erai weekly advance for expensss. Perma- nent position to right man. L. H. Drake
 Asst. Supt.. Detroit, Mich. -S
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
WANTED-AGENTS.

JUST Patented Young's wonderful button- hole guage knife. Our agent sold TOT In one day. making SIS 37. 15 other rapid sellers. A M. Young, 456 Youngs Bldg. Chicago.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

LAND For Sale-On account of advanced age and declining health. offer for sale l0.00J acres of land situated near here. These lands are well adapted to agrfcultnre and fruit raising. we'll watered with running streams. sp'endid roads schools and churches. VIII sell to young men fnr small cash payment and balance on time to suit purchaser. All buildings are out of first class material. Will sell as a whole nr worth. Wadsworth. Ala. -11-su-wed-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

Vacant lot located on South Court St, situated on a corner and In one block of ferry Street lots that are selling for $60OO each: price if taken at once $1.OOo. Choose good For further information, call at our office Chand & Douglass. -II-3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

furnished in large quantities. Our
 tailoring is positively the best at low est prices. This is an opportunity for energetic men to prove their worth and start in permanent and pronitabIe
 business. Be quick. Now Is the time and season for profits with our line
 Address Sales Manager, Dept GA Lock Box 4S3, Chicago, III. -5
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
I|Ij i5Ex
NOTICE.

There win be held In Montgomery. Ala. Oct. goth. a meeting of the Board of Phar- macy. for the purpose of examinations. ses- don win be held in the Capitol Building.
 E F. GALT.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

wANTED-A settled couple to board in pri-
 yate family without children, or couple at young men, pleasant room and modern
 Address "B.," Box 541. -7-3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

.EsMAN Wanted to sell to grocers. drug xlsts and confeettoners: Sl00 per month and expenses California Cider & Extract Co.,. St. Louis. Mo
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

TWO Treayeling saiesmen sl5o per month and expenses, yearly contract shipments freight paid. Manager. 3s Madison St. Att ianta. Ca
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANTED-Woods Foremen, Team boss. Master Mechanic, Millwright, Commissary clerk. Bookkeeper. Hard
 wood inspector. Yard foreman. Edge
 men. Seah gang foreman, Invoice clerk and Stenographer, Patent right salesman, Stenographer. Planer helper, shipping clerk, Travelling salesman. The above positions all pay good salaries and must be filled at once. Apply Mack's Alexandria, La. -s
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

wanted. Examinations will be held in Montgomery and many other cities in November; particulars free. Wash ington Civil Service School. Dept. 245 Washington, D. c. -3
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

KEYS FITTED-and locks repaired We fit any kind of lock. We make any kind of key. Phone s4s and we send our lock expert. Todd's Gun Store. Look for tho Big Gun. It its not there its not Todd-s- -1
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANTED--For several months. good
 office clerk, who is also competent stenographer and typewriter. Ad- dress Box 765. City. stating age. or-
 Ice experience, salary expected and references. -3
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
wANTED-sALEsMEN.

SALESMAN wanted--on commission or xIS
 ana mn per month with expenses, as per contract. Experience unnecessary. Premier Cigar Co.,, Cincinnati, O. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANTED sMAN--Mnst. BSswiIiing to learn and capable of acting as our re- presentative: no canvassing or solicit ting: good income assured. Address National Cooperative Realty Co, 862 Marden Bldg. Washington. D. c. --3
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

s a day either sex. collecting flowers, ferns evergreens, roots and herbs. Samples price and advice, 10c Particul1rs free. BotanI- cal Bu4 eau. E. Portsea St. New Haven
 Conn. -2s-su-3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

OPERATING Mniwrights s100 to si5o; gang sawyers $50 to s1o0: lumber bookkeepers $1oo to $t25; combination bookkeeper and stenographer s100 to ;125; planer foreman sIo0 to sl50: hardwood graders $s5 to sso; saw mill machinists 3l25 to s150. Apply at once. Mack's Alexandria, La. 3-su-lt
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
wANrED--AoENrs.

AGENTS-$2.70 turned three times brings you S1176.00. Marvellous money
 maker. Square business. Write; let us show you. Parker Chemical Co.,. Chicago. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
WANTED-BoARDERS.

TWO Young men or couple to occupy a largo front room upstairs. with closet. Room has four windows and southern exposure
 Apply 1o7 Madison Ave. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

W.ANTED-Position as salesman or Bookkeeper have had three years ex- perience in the city can give reference, not afraid of work. S. B. care Advert iser. --6
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

CIVIL SERVICE employees are paid men for easy work examinations of
 all kinds soon: expert advice, sample
 questions and Booklet 245 describing
 positions and telling easiest and
 quickest way to secure them free. Write now. Washington Civil Service School. Washington, D. c. "a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

MAN to emboss cards evenings. no experience, no canvassing. $12.00 weekly. Enclose large stamped aj-
 dressed Envelope. Manhattan Card Co.,. New York" -3
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

Your attention please. You know us. know your financial condition. hence simply say that we are offering another block of one hundred shares. only. to approved suoscrib- CTS. at par. If interested. let us hear from " UNITED SELLING COMPANY.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

FOR SALE-For $2,O0O.O0 one of the desirable residence lots in the south Tn portion of city 50 by 150 feet. For Aent you will not find any thing ct
 CT in Montgomery. Thomas and Jackson Agents 22 Comme ce Street.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
WANTED-To BUY.

be cheaD. Audress BOX R', fteH LeVeI, Ala
 WANTED-To buy coal range or stove must be In good condition, and bargain Address P. O. Box 374. -9
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
HELP WANTED.

ANY intelligent person may earn good in- come corresponding for newspapers. Exper- .enc, unnecessa y. Address Press Corre- apondence Bureau. Washington. D. c.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WE have several cottages in Highland Park. practically new and possessing all necessary connections. These places can be had on very reasonable terms.
 ror prices see k. w. Clapp and Co. Phone 60. III
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

A cottage of five rooms in good condi- ton and possessing all conveniences.
 Located in Southern part of the City in good neighborhood. Price $2,400 or terms see E. w. Clapp and Co. Phone SO. III
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

A plantation of see acres located about fourteen miles from the City on good Is under cultivation and bringing good returns on the inves ,ment For price and terms see E. W. Clapp and Co, Phone 60. --ll
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

COMPETENT men our stock in trade. try our system in securing the man you want. Macks Alexandra, La. -3-su-4t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
TIT RrNT-arnREa

STORE For rsnt--R Rcomy wsIi-sghtsd store. finely located. in Ave, prosrrssive town. Lee Heyman T Co. west Point oa i THE iares Etheridse store buiIding on East
 Trent Street EverGreen. Ala. The very stnnd for live merchant Apply to Cary N Ethsridga Evergreen. Ala --ls-su-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

FOR .SALE--One of the best planta- tions in Montgomery County, on fine road. rented to two good tenar.ts re 5. quiring no advances. Brings $410.00 rent Will sell at once for $S.950,00. Ivey Realty and Securities Go. First Natl Bank Bldg. Phone 374 Ill
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WANTED Lady to travel in Alabama
 Good pay and tailor made suit free m 90 days Experience unnecessary; reliable firm. Write for particulars. J. D. -McBrsdy Co. Chicago. A
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

YOUNG Men for raiiIoad flremen. brake,nen Daggagemen. 376-s100 to start. early promo tfon, experience unnecessary: state age. weight and height. Address Railway Bureau 5ee Panama Bldg. St. Louis. Mo.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

good renting ,lstrfct ,viil sat, chaan for cash. or will trade a part of them for lumber. See us Monday. Ivey Realty and Securities Co. Phone 374.
 Ill
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
FOR sALE-REAL EsrArB.

FOR sAl.E--Lots In the Hubbard Tract are now on the market; thess lots are situated ~ Ferry and Lawrence Streets convenient eo school and street car: If you want to buy nice lot fn desirable neigh borhood. take LOOK at these. Chas. P. Gunter. Real Es-
 -li-st
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

A Virginia Avenue Cottage with SIX large rooms and in good condition. Has all modern conveniences, and close to car line. Price S3,150. Reasonable terms can be had See D. w. Clapp and co. Phone SO. III
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

wANTED-Lady stenographer of experience and business ability. none others need ap- ply; permanent position In office this city. saiarv S70 per month. Give kind and extent of business experience References Address Lady stenographer. care Advertiser.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

FOR Genuine Havana Cigars go to Hermann Ross. he has proved to the srnoKer of the
 that he an s4t4s.y No drummers or collectors employed. go and see his factory
 and you will be surprised at the industry you have at home. Orders taken for any quantity. 10
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

BOARD In Private home; can give good ac- board and lodging, to four young men. Rooms on first floor with pri- vate bath and residence conveniently located to business part of toSn. Address 'N,," Box
 GA. -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

MONEY Making store with fixtures. ut a bargain, also household goods, if desired
 Address Store. care 1908 South Decatur St. Montgomery. --17
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

FOR BALE--A s75o Electric Piano for $500: a $1,o00 dollar music instrument for $200, a $400 dollar National Cash Register for $25J: show cases tables. chairs. oyster counter. tool chest. all cheap. call 124 Mon rec St.. Jesse W. Powell. --10
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

hest land in the State, within 8 miles of the city South and fine Gravel Road
 on Railroad. Ivey Realty and Secnri- ties Co.,. Seventh Floor First Nat'l Bank Bldg. Ill
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

WE have several vacant lots in South ern part of the City on which we can offer to build nice cottage or hnsi-
 ness or bungalow at a very reason able cost and terms. See E. W. Clapp and Co, Phone 60. Ill
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17

RAZORS SHARPENED and put in
 per feet condition by an expert of fifty on. Knives, Scissors and all edged tools and instruments ground and sharpened. Todd's Gun Store II North Court Street Look for the Sig of Big Gun. If It's not there It's not Todd's
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-17
MEDIruAI.
MISCELLANEOUS.

SPECIAL sALE-on fancy 25 cts mercer.
 lzed silk socks. for Monlay oni5, paif for '25 c g. Look at our window display. Sol
 Cadden. Leading Clothier. ga