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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
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the fern 10 q fact. the Germ could be mssnihed YA
q size equal to its terrofs il would spcser more
terrible than any frs-bresthina dradcx, Germs
can't avoided They in ths sir ws breathe, ~
the drink.
The fern only prosper when the condition -
of the system gives Il free to establish it
self and develop. When there Is Q deficiency OF
vital force, lsnsuor, restlsssness, salow cheek, a-
q hollow eye when the appetite is poor and the
sleep is broken it 10 time tuard against the GERM You
foy body against all Germs by the of Dr. Perces
en- Medical Discovery 1t increases the vital power
system Of cosSne impurities enrches the blood puts
ah and oreans Of digestion and nutrition in working condition
that the Serm 6nds weak tainted in which
'GoIden Medical Discovery" contains slcoho whisk
habit-forminf drugs. All its ingredients printed its
wrapper. Il IL Q secret nosrum but medicine
COMPOSITION with Q record of 10 Of Accep
substute-tere nothing just food" Ask your neigh
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01

"Oh. I'm not so particular. /
should be quite content with an ugly
one with fortv."-Sourire.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
m THE EUROPEAN MARKET.

"What you want Is a pretty Amcrl-
'an wife with a dowry Of twenty mill
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
The Tennis Champion Says

"Don'f Drink Coffee
"Don't Drink Tea
'Don't Exercise Too Much"
Very easy when you know how
much more satisfactory
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1909-10-01
For HEADACHE-Hicks CAPtDuNR

Whether from Colds. Heat Stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Cspudine will relieve you.
It's liQuid-pleasant TO take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. i0c.. Csc, and Soc At drug
gtOrea
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
NEWSPAPER WALES

The Lowly One-"And were you
born create"
The Great One-"Nc; thrust my
self upon it."-Chicago Daily News.
Like lettuce, Pat?'
mo, OF don't. An Dim glad Oh
don't. For if OF liked ut, Old ate ut.
an I hate the - stuff. Life.
young man. said the Successful
Old Guy, 4 started as a clerk or So
week, and today own the business. 8"
q know" answered the Young
Chap. ''but they have cash registers in
all the stores now."-Cleveland Lead
er.
do You never indulge in the pleas
ure of getting out and turning up the
fresh earth?"
Its no pleasure to me-" answered
the novice at golf. Every time l go
to the club I ger nothing but harsh
looks for my activities in that dfrec-
tion. Washington Star.
Family Plysician-"The trouble
with your husband. madam, is to At he
has overdrawn his account at the bank
of vitality"
Mrs. Gayman-'T felt sure he was
deceiving me about somethingi Doc
tor. give you my word l never knew
he had any account thereI"-Chtcago
Tribune.
"Oh. Lady Jane, you must take some
tickets =. a charity dance I'm helping
to get up--"
And what's it for?'
oh ,er-the-er-indig some
thing or other-and the duchess is
bringing a party. and we've got the
Pink Alsatian bandi"
Delighted, I'm sure Ones always
veady TO help a really good cause
Punch
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07

success. The nearest to it IS very
red purple.
While there have been fine white
roses always. unquestionably the fin
est was produced nine years ago in
Frau Karl Druschki. which swept
the European exhibitions and Great
ed furore wherever # was intro
dueed. 1t IS a curious fact that al
though this great rose is as white
as the driven snow. it was descend
ed from pink parentage-on one
side Madame Caroline Testout and
on the other MervilIe de LYON. which
though of peachy white Itself. was
a seeding Of Baroness RothschiId a
pure pink. Frau Drusehh is placed
in the hybrid perpetual class. but
the profuse-blooming qualities which
it inherited from Madame Testout
almost entitle it 10 a place with the
hybrid teas.-Josiah Dwight WFftnev
in New York Evening Post.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
MANLY rRAlNlNe OF GIRLS.

Our training OF girls approaches
close 10 the idiotic. claims Katharine
EggIeston in Woman's Home Compan-
ion The average girl, from the min
ute she leaves her dolls to go to
kindergarten, till she matriculates at
college is tod about men an9 mems
work-never about women. The kin
dergarten songs and tales are about
Lincoln and Washington-and even
the pictures of animals show the lion
and forget the lioness. In older child
hood she is taught to build sand forts
instead OF good old-fasbioned mud
pies, and even the sums in arithmetic
dwell on "Billy's" marbles and
Johns" apples. to the total neglect of
his sister
Later still sic goes to high school
and learns history with all its ideals
OF brave men-and here again the
womans share of quiet courage is
completely oyershadowed She learns
carpentering although she cannot
cook an egg or sew a seam. And
finally her education finished. she
knows all about the higher mathemat-
les and is short-changed by the
butcher She learns political econ
omy but doesn't know who are the
members Of her own school board.
Miss Eggiestons bright article CON
cIujes:
III your boy wanted to be lawyer,
and a neighbor told YOU to put him
10 work in a carpenters shop by way
Of preparation, you would think your
uelghbor crazy But YOU do not con-
slider yourself crazy when YOU train
YOUR daughter. who is to be a wife and
motL ar tand nothing can get away
from The grim statistics that women
do marry despite economic indie.
peudenee. the higher education and
ali other arguments in favor Of coedu-
cation, precisely Is YOU train your
son. who Will enter some profession or
trade. there to FIRST earn his own liv-
ing. and then to provide for family
vet unborn The one to bear the fam
ily and to rear g. the other to provide
shelter and comfort for the mother OF
that family. and yet both trained pre-
cisely in the same way.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07

Does Carlo mean man.? l never
knew that before.
de fell into deep thought, and Glare
noticed that his face gradually re-
sumed its usual expression.
After all, he said. presently. 1T
does seen strange that we should
eternally be slipping back to a short
sighted selnshness Between whites
one can only wonder al the fuss one
makes over sorrow. and then comes a
slight change in weather. or health, or
people, or devils. and the struggle be
gins all over again. 1 see there is
some truth in Captain Britton's accu-
sation-we Italians do love pleasure
and ease, and do cordially detest
storm and strife.
Dear boy, / think English people
are much the same!" said Glare,
laughing. Then growing grave again,
Blu tell me, Carlo, is there nothing
/ can 90 FOR yos Since cant see
you as happy as I should wish, let me
at least have some little way of help
ing you"
He took her hand in his courtly tai
ian fashion aud kissed ii.
1t is thinking what you have made
Of life, Glare, that will help us most, .
he said
She colored, and her eyes filed with
tears.
ITO be able to talk 20 YOU and write
TO you freely VIII be a comfort o
Francesca, and do you think. Glare.
you would sometimes write 10 me-"
"Of course viii, she replied.
warmly
Thank you, hat sill be something
to look forward TO- You see it is
rather dreary to have no belongings
In the world. Enrico Ritter is my
only correspondent for, though my
old maestro writes every now and
then. he confines himself strictly to
his one subject"
At that moment they were inter
rupted by one of the extraordinary
condolences which afford subject
matter to the Society for Physical Re
search
To be continued.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
HER MOODS.

A woman is thing, they say,
OF moods. To be expfieatiye-
She points out to a man the way
To go-and that's INDICATIVE.
At first she does it gently, just
To save q scene compunetive-
Saws that he may" not that he
must"
And thcs's her rood SUBJUNCTIVE.
II h. demurs. does she give way?
Nay never for a minute' I've
Known her TO work for many day
To win. And that's INVENTIVE
But if suggestion. patience. tact
Fail. she becomes declarative.
She orders--e3d you'd better act
Good when her moods tMPERA-
TFyEt
Cleveland Leader.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
BadT expressed,

A clergyman 5 about to leave his
church when he encountered an old
lady examining the carving on the
front Finding ner DESTROYS of seeing
the beauties of the church, he volun-
teered to show her over, and the
flustered old lady much gratifed at
this unexpected offer of a personally
conducted tour, shylv accepted it. BY
and by they came to a handsome
tablet on the right of the pulpit
This" explained the good man, is
memorial tablet erected to the mem
DRY of the late vicar" There. now!
Amt It beautiful" exclair I'd the adj
miring old lady. still fustered and
anxious to please And I'm sure,
sir. 'ope it won't he long afore we
see one erected to you on tofher
sidet5-Tllustrated Bits.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
The Auto strop ..

When the train stopped at the little
southern station the northern tourist
sauntered out on the platform. Under
a scrub oak stood lean animal with
scraegv bristles The tourist was
Interested
What do you call that?" he Queried
az q lanky native.
"Razorhack hawg.
Well. what Is he doing rubbing
against that tree2'
He's stropplug himself mister.
Jest stropping himself
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
Cause and Effect.

"Pop,"
Yes my son,"
II think our hen is going TO lay an
egg"
What makes you think so, my
boy
Cause saw her eating the egg
plant In the garden. today "-Yonkers
Statesman.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
JUNE TIME IN GEORGIA.

J..
juno time in Georgia-light on hill
and plain
And in crimson gardens roses thank
full for the rain
The birds ere making music, and los
OF melting notes
Are ringing TO the glad world from
al their thrilling throats,
II.
June time in Georgia and all the ways
are bright:
The memory OF winter has drifted of
in light
The fields are green and glorious, and
from the living blue
The angels seem a-waving Of their
thrilling throatsi
Atlanta Constitution.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07

cleVerer;. many men would be able 10
alter the atmosphere-En Ritter
for instance. with his brains ana his
power as a talker. might work a reyo-
luton in the greenroom,"
Glare could have smiled at the no
ton Of EnricO's gaining more real in
fiuence by his ready tongue than Carlo
by his fascinating character and I'M
selfish life. but she would not for the
world have said anything which, even
for a moment. could have broken the
unconscious simplicity that was one
OF his great charms.
II suppose slgnor Sardoni is your
only friend?" she said
oh he Is o sort OF brother to me.
but many OF them are my friends.
That Is one thing which makes up for
many other shortcomings in stage life
tile wonderful good-uature can't
tel YOU how good natured mos OF
them have been TO me. though / came
among Them as novice, ana ann By
far the youngest ln the company
u had always heard tina there is so
much jealousy in professional life
wei. that Is true, too There are
jealousies aud qnarrels but then so
there are in private life; and nowhere
IN private life setting aside Merle
bank, have met with such resi- gen
aine kindness as from men like Sar
donl and Caneri and Marioni--iii
deed from almost an Of shem
DO you know was talking this
morning 20 Nr Kayanagh? 2" said
Clare % ann such an old friend THAI
hope you viii forgive me fer MEG.
ding"
My best nurse has certainly the
first right to interview the doctor.
said Carlo, smiling q like AIr KAY.
anagh. though he seems rather in.
clined 10 think tina. everything must
give way to the supreme duty OF mind.
ing your own health He reminds me
of Marioni who is wrapped up in his
profession that if the world were
turned topsy-turvj he would wonde,
what the effect would be on italian op.
era"
Mr. Kayanagh tells me he is a lit
tie afraid you do not quite under
stand his English"
That IS either a libel on lis pronun.
citation or on my intellect under
stand him perfectly"
lie said continued Glare. that he
did not think you could have grasped
his meaning today after he had been
sounding you. because you seemed
hardly to bestow thought on the
matter. though ne told YOU that H. NJ
continuous public smgjng would either
kill or cure yop Did you gather that
from what he said?"
Yes. / did lie told me there was
no disease of the lungs bm q slight
deIcacy, aud that using my voice lnI
this way Won d be a ease OF kiln CrI
cure OF course / hope for the cure
but IT the other thing comes. why
here is no more to be said A singer
may as fifty die ia harness as any
other man
Bus do you really mean TO run vol
grave q risk Life is surely a gift
not q bee treated tightly! Are eouI
wise 10 try the sharp American win
ter lhe loua journeys. he singing
which YOU are told is doubtful ex
parmeDtr
IT, must seem stupid ana head
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07

The University of Michigan reports
this year an enrolment Of A.S3o stud.
ents in all departments.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1909-07-07
Fnnnysrapbs

A woman who belonged to an an
eient but penniless family married
rich plebeian, but she never forgot
the mesatllianee nor allowed any one
else to do so. The other day. attend
ed by servant, she went into
store and gave an order.
And where shall I send it. mad
dame?" said the shopkeeper.
Jean, said the woman. turning
to her servant, tell the man vosr
masters name; I never can remem.
Der it."-American Illustre.
The wife OF a civil servant in
France died and her husband was in
consolable. He preserved enough
presence of mind, however. to be
able to look after his own interests,
and demanded that his wife should
be inferred at the expense of the
province
Il am afraid that is impossible"
said the deputy 10 him; now if it
had been yourself, of course we
should have been only too pleased"
-Rire.
4 say old chap. you are we'll of.
you can afford to do a kind action
What do you want me to do?"
Lend two louis to our friend Sat
urnin."
What does he want them for, do
you known"
ITO pay me what he owes me-
Nos Loisirs.
The farmer used to think that
money could buy everything worth
having, That was years ago, and he
is heartily glad that the Illusion has
been dfspelled The best things OF
life are not on the market, and never
will be, and money has no power over
them. It can buy neither happiness
nor content, nor can it buy a home.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-01
TRAVIS ALMOST
SURE OF GETTING
into THE FINALS

ATLANTIC CITY, May 1.-The golf
ers taking part In the annual spring
tournament of the Atlantic City Coun-
try Club were made extremely uncom-
Portable by a thunderstorm which was
accompanied by heavy rain yesterday.
Yesterdays play consisted of the first
Inc second rounds match play for the
h~alf-dozen trophies put up by the club
and some keen and very interesting
matches were played. In the morning
round chief interest was centred in the
contest between w. J. Travis, Garden
City. and A. d. S. johnson, st. Paul, in
the first sixteen. 1t was expected that
Travis would gain a fairly easy victory.
but at the conclusion of the eighteenth
hole Travis could only claim a lead of
one up. Travis outplayed his opponent
In the long game, but was weak in his
putting. Another match that attracted
attention was The one between III. w.
Perrin, st. David's. and H.. M. Forrest,
an ex-Philadelphia. Both players We're
in excellent form, but extra steadiness
on the part of Perrin won him the
match by 8 UP and Q to play. The sur
prise of the day was the defeat of F.
S.. Sherman. Of the home club, by H B.
Hepburn, Of Wilmington. The latter
was an unknown quantity, but he
proved his worth by defeating the At
lantic City crack after a stubborn con-
test, UP.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-01

Two Phi1adelphians. A. W. Tillinghast
and G. B. Buxton, qualified for
the second round by beating C. B.
Fownes, Oakmont, and II. M. Clements,
Merton. In the second round Travis
no difficulty in putting #.
o. Horstmann put of the competition,
and II. B. Hepburn again proved his
worth by defeating w. c. Fownes, jr.,
with the greatest ease. This result
was a great surprise. and as a result
the knowing ones have picked him
to defeat Byers tomorrow and meet
Trayis in the final round. The only
Philadelphian left In the first sixteen Is
G., B. Buxton. who defeated A. W.
Tillinghast
for the second sixteen going to Phila-
delphia are particularly bright, as no
less than three men from the Quaker
City are left in the semi final round
H. p. Kirchner. s. D.. Wright, jr, and
DR.. S. I. Buck. In the third sixteen
the ploy of ]. B. King, the international
cr1cketer, was a feature. In the first
round he defeated r. Weir, and in the
second roundh he disposed of E, 8. Davis,
and Is the only Philadelphia left in
the competition for the Atlantic City
cup.
The golf throughout the day was
not Of a high order, and unless the
weather improves considerably 1t is
II much Improvement will be
shown today. Today's play will con-
sist of semi-fnals and finals In the
various events, n in addition there
will be an eighteen-hole handicap event
open to all players who care TO enter.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-01
A GRANDSON OF $4,000 TODD, FOALED AT
KEARN rs NTERE IN BIG FUTURITIES

brushes at first, gradually heightened out
and gradually calling on the pupil for
~good-natured extended efforts, both as to
speed rate and distance.
called pom every day or W for these
speed efforts, but such efforts should
never be carried to a point of exhaustion
overworked %y, or ever a man, Will be-
come sour and lose interest and incIina-
ton SO will a horse. young or old:
be driven into doing a thing when he is
worn out and tired of the job, and the
greatest, possible mistake that a trainer
can make is to undertake to make a
~youngster or q green one be good by over
working him on his OFF days, for horses,
like men. are bound 20 have their off
to the stable or strike out for a country
road buggy ride as soon as bad humor
or bad co dition is discovered. Youngsters
need put little jog work; mature gree.
ones need more. and most old campaign
ers still more. During the stage of speed
development It is brush and good man
ners which are sought, and these are not
gained, through mile after mile and day
.>fter day jog work on She track, for such
work makes neither speed nor manners
speed and manners. Not one horse in q
score, young or old, green thing or old
campaigner,, gets enough road work.
So many trainers, both professional and
amateur. have not the time (time in this
instance means inclination) to go to the
country roads. They must stay around the
track, for fear someone will burn 1t up
while. they are gone. They are always
astonished when some "Rube drops in at
the track. hooks a plumb green one to a
cart and steps a faster mile the first time
he ever saw a race-track than can the
regularly trained horses which lave had
track work ali summer. Why do such un1
trained horses do such stunts? Simple
enough, they have natural speed, are bred
that way. are schooled to usefulness and
good behavior. and receive the kline OF
work which develops their muscles, not
just some of them, as all track work does,
disposition to carry what speed they ha We
to the end of the road. Hours of road work
each day. not minutes. is the thing for a
muscle development and this ls why very
trot-about horse, is so surprising the first
time he hits a track Light track work for
fifteen or twenty minutes each day (sone
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-01

was criticised because he hrst
to F~olcroft Rebel and second to Batch
and third to Slivers III. This decision
was also unpopular and commented On
openly.
1t was Mr.. Walkland who exhibited
S1ivers II. on the judges stand, and he
was surprised at Mr.. Sulliyan's de-
cision.
James B. Cooper, John G. Bates and
the Newry kennels received the most
wards in the various classes of Irish
settlers. The formers terrier, Clan
carly. received n special prize. and
two of the terriers from Newry ken
nels divided a special prize.
F. B. Lord, jr., had the call when it
came to getting the majority of blue
ribbons for Welsh terriers. In addition
to capturing two special prizes, he car
ried away seven blue ribbons and two
reds.
The coveted ribbons for English toy
spaniels were taken by Mrs. Sorg and
Mrs. A. r. Conkling in several classes.
There are big dogs, little dogs. pretty
dogs, fighting dogs, pet dogs, red dogs,
white dogs, black dogs, and nearly
every kind of dog. Just the same, each
one is SOiIeotle . pIiue, anu cNOiy oWiSi
feels sure his dog should get the blue
ribbon.
The judges got down to work soon
after the doors opened, and when the
lights went out last night all but a
few Of the classes were judged.
Many witnessed the judging and were
interested in it, with the exception Of
those who failed to get a blue strip.
Ordinarily it does not signify much.
and it's nominal value may be one cent,
but they certainly look angry when 1t
is slipped to another.
All who visited the exhibition yester-
day noticed the tribute paid to Edmund
f. Heath, the late president of the
club. 1t was in the form of choice
flowers and designs arranged in the
centre of the main hall. In the midst
of it were the words:
I'm of Edmund F. Heath,
our late president"
The show will be brought to a close
tonight. While several prominent dogs
were absent, the majority were on
their benches when their numbers were
called.
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-01
TERRIERS
ATTRACTING MOST
ATTENTION At SHOW

Evsry dog has his day, but make 1t
two. IL you please, for nearly six hun
bred OF them are the centre of attrae-
ton at the annual dog show. of the
New Jersey Kennel Club at Wevers's
Colosseum. in Springfield 1t
opened yesterday afternoon and will
close at 10 o'clock tonight.
One of the features of the show is
the large exhibit of high-class Boston
terriers. Slivers IL, owned by George
ID. Smith, with victories over Innis Ar
den. was credited with being one best
bet, but, much to the surprise of many,
G. r. Sullivan, who Judged the dogs
thought differently in the class for
open dogs, and gave the blue ribbon to
Batch, a terrier without a point to its
credit, while the local dog has seven.
Batch is owned by Mrs. George II. Pell,
who led the dog into the Judges pit.
Joseph L. Walkland, who has the Bald
win Kennel, has such well known dogs
as Dick Croker II, Lady Graceful,
Regina and Little Jim.
Again IN the special open Sullivan
The Newark star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1909, 1909-05-01

like anf to H arrange games ne; VI With Af the follo w1nls
teams: Valley A. A, Willow A. c., Eagle
a. G.. st, Rose Of Lima Juniors, Rose A.
c., Harrigan A.. G.. Belmonts, Of Eliza
beth; Seminole A. c., Mohican A. c., Pros
pect A. c., Atlas A. A.. Sherman A. C..
Woodland Juniors. M~eadowbrook A. c.,
Davis A. c., Easton A. A. Jagle A. G., of
the Newark Boys Club; Prospect Midgets,
Diamond Cubs. and the st. Pau Midgets,
of Jersey City. Address challenges to H.
McCabe. 2S4 Kearny avenue. Kearny, n. j.
The Borden A. c.. Fourth avenue has
organized for the season n would like
to hear from the following teams: All
dairy, police. municipal and all first
class shop teams. Address Edwin
Hunt, ~ Ogden street.