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The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
DR IFT WOOD

There is Jain man in Montgom- cry who claims to be a weather prophet. though he doesn't have any, It's simply this: When his wife calls him up violently over the tele-i phone and tells him to come home and give an account of himself. he knows pheric disturbance followed by sudden showers. fifty books with him on his hunting trip. We'll venture to remark thar his check-book was included in the lot.
 The scarcest thing we see these cool days, next to an old fashioned girl, is a straw hat.
 When aviators
 AViate
 The governments
 Must pay the freight A parade of 100000 prohibi tionists has been planned in Chicago
 The band wagon will in this in- stance be water-wagon we presume. Now is the time to make noise like coal-bin
 A chicken feast Is being prepared by his pals" for Matt Henson. Matt will no doubt do the honors. Parson Snowfall says Dat niggah sho' did cover hisself wid glory, but dat am long cold trip to go fr' a chicken feast. I druther hab less glory an' git ma chicken nearer home." Enter winters Blast and chill, Which brings the coal man And his bill
 Every cloud has silver lining. but it's usually so black as to frtghten the average mortal, There are sermons in stones, and a fellow can we'll believe it. when he has spent all his rocks and suffers the bangs of remorse.
 Russia has over 41.000 miles of rail- way. Imagine Russian passenger brakeman calling out the names of stations!
 Count Zeppelin receives 4.000 letters a day from admirers.
 Such a correspondence Is enough to send him right up in the air even if the air-ship didn't! An eastern philosopher has discover ed that Shapespeare's expression. '"Tis not so deep as a well nor so wide as barn door, yet twill serve," applies exactly. to the peach basket hat When women get to voting I'm very much afraid A Republican house hold cannot got A Democratic maid!
 The tight-wad never looks for loose change.
 - That young man has such -idiiing And he is not a loafer. "Who is he then?" the maiden asked 'Who Is he?" Why a chauffeur!
 
 OCTOBER. The golden rod mods her goodbye
 From the old rail zig gag fence | The thrush has ceased to warble nigh Where the thicket late was dense All choked is the song of the little | brook
 That laughed upon its way. And where the sky was cobalt blue, | Iris now an ashen grey. The fields are shorn of the sarnerei grain,
 The auip and jest of lass and swain Are heard inside the door. The snowflakes now are drifting To wrap wrap the world in white. The cold moons frozen in the sky
 Upon this winter night But indoors all is warm and bright 1 They're tuning up the fiddle. The boys and girls with laughter light will sachet down the middle; They swing their partners to and fro' | Inst see them how they prance. What fasclnatfon as they go
 The old time country dance We loved the summer while she stay~ | ed
 Her hammock's hung for spoon ing:
 We've loved the moonlight promenade | While love songs we were crooning. But now she's gone we shall not with dancers trino'~~ ''~htly, october is the time for fun
 With log fires Ou...... rightly.
 Phil H. Armstrong.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Wall Street Journal thinks "

Ne Wall Street Journal thinks we N.4s fast approaching the time when aall first class burglars will find au- stomobiles Indispensable in their line
 of business We hadn't thought of 1t In that light. but when a burglar has fnade a successful haul and wants to make a quick getaway the auto will eorne in handy. It will not only serve ahim. to escape but will also carry off zshe results of his venture New uses -zrodern inventions are continual coming up.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
A Greedy State.

Greensboro Watchman.
 The State of Mississippi has entered suit against fifty-seven insurance oom- panies for a violation of the antitrust jaws of that State--the aggregate amount of penalties asked for being $250, 900, 900. And what would Missis- sippi do with $25o.O00.00o If she got it? There are people in that State who don't believe there Is that much money in the world.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03

The man who puts headlines over The Norfolk Landmarks editorials should try living in a dry town for while. and perhaps he wouldn't ball them up as he did a few days ago
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03

All the late friends of the Amend ment are kindly requested to attend its funeral which will be held on the 29th day of November next.
 And we predict that when the time comes the mourners will be pitifully few in number. Most of those who are now clamoring for 1t will either be glad it Is gone or will be ashamed to be seen mourning over 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Wheat for TaI1ap0osa .

Alexander City Outlook.
 Our farmers are becoming more in- terested in wheat growing this season The high price of flour and meat this year is putting the farmer to think ing. and If raising his own wheat will cheap his living at home, and 1t stands to reason that 1t will, he should be found trying to make his own bread.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Too Wild In Figures to Re Safe.
The Main Cure of the Agitation.

WashihBtOn C0unty NeWS.
 The motives and purposes of this ag- itation are efforts on the part of Gov ernor Conner to have his administra- ton endorsed. to name his successor by electing Judge Weakley Governor, and to make an issue upon which he may be elected to the United States Sen- ate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Right View of 1t,

MT. Bryan Is right in his unwilling ness to engage in joint debate with Senator Bailey. with the conduct of Democratic Senators as to the tariff for the subject. He does not see any good that can come of a discussion among Democrats as to Democratic shortcomings It Is too much like washing dirty linen in public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
What tue State Papers
 Are Saying and Doing

A Good Quartette. Dedeville Spot Cash.
 pos.gm. persimmons' ,ts't potatoes nrs.r and hearty welcome to the auartette.
 Uses of Gum. Eufaula Times.
 gum. Cook used them to pay on the Esquimos and the gum drop makers now md their business Jumping. The politicians usually conduct gum shoe campaigns. By gum!
 When He Makes It. Birmingham Ledger
 MT. Bryan is very decidedly or tne SD'h'ah Sy the 'nas pistform Ds"Ssh whsn %r Bryan record as saying he would not support a gold platform if made by his party.
 Our Folks VIII Speak.
 Texas has missed much excitement through the declination of Messrs Bry- an and Bailey to st,on hold joint a,assns aesa,e wouldn't stand for anything like that -our big ones must speak. Hence the Weakley-oNeal meet.
 Drifts Idea of Healing. Attalla Herald.
 Drift" Armstrong is at it again. He says that time will heal all things but shoe" Now isn't that awful. The next thing we know he will be saying that time will heel" a physician. when we all know that the physician is com. manded to heal himself.
 Another Extra Would Re in Order. Cherokee Harmonizer.
 If the amendment should happen to carry, then the next thing would be another extra session of the Legisla- ture to make more reckless laws that the fanatics and toughs might invade the sanctity of your home to say noth- ing of the expense of the session.
 Too Wild In Figures to Be Safe. Brewton Pine Belt News.
 Judge Sam Weakley, red-hot for the amendment, is quoted as saying that the State will give a majority of 10000 for the prohibition amendment to the Constitution. We believe Sam will have to revise his figures November goth, when the majority will be on the other side.
 The Main Cure of the Agitation. Washington County News.
 The motives and purposes of this ag- itation are efforts on the part of Gov ernor Conner to have his administra- tion endorsed. to name his successor by electing Judge Weakley Governor, and to make an issue upon which he may
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
VIII Go West for Mules and Feed.

Alabama viii get something like $100,000,000 for her cotton crop this year but unfortunately most of 1t will be shipped back North and West to pay for meat, mules. guano, automobiles, etc. If we could just keep this money here for a few years we would have the richest State in the Union
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Bricks or Bouquets.

Elba Clipper.
 If advertising is worth real money, The Montg emery Advertiser is due the amendment campaign several big wads of the long green. Every weekly pa. per in the State has something to say of The Advertiser in each issue, and no stump speaker considers his speech complete without Ringing" a brick or bouquet at the "Old Lady"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Finding Out Things.

Marion Standard.
 After an elapse of seventy years 1t Patterson" He was struck by one MT. Payne, medical student. of Rich mond, Va. Billy was a bully of Rich mond, Payne was a relative of Admiral Semmes. We are finding out many things since the Wrights have conquer ed the air and Cook and Peary have found the North Pole. We will soon learn How old was Ann."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03

The Headland Post prints thls "Fu- neral Notice"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Can't Becioud the Issue

Evergreen Courant.
 The matter of ratifying or rejecting the proposed amendment Is purely political. The Courant would not crit icise any one who votes for the amend ment That Is his privilege. It Is our privilege to oppose 1t and we shall not be deterred from doing so &y efforts that are being made to becloud the Issue and mix 1t up with morality and religion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Dairy Farm at Fairhope. Baldwin Times.

A visit to the new dairy farm of Messrs J R. Cross and Co.,. near Fair hope, discloses many features of inter firm have recently come to this coun- try from Texas. and have rented from the Fairhope colony eighty acres of land, and are constructing an up-to- will be built of re-enforced concrete. will have room for thirty-five cows, which the firm will import from Texas.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1909-10-03
Why Not Muzzle some of Their Own

Greenville Living Truth.
 The Birmingham News in a late is- sue cries against the use of epithets in the fight which is now on in the matter of placing prohibition in the waxing warm and The Birmingham News sees that the use of hard names Is not monopoly of the amendment people. 1t cries Hold Off." If they are sincere in this why do they not muZzle the Rev. Wasson of Huntsville and Harry L. Martin of Ozark.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1909-12-29
MANY HAVE NOT
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YET REGISTERED
FRIDAY Toe LAST DAY TO CALL
ON ORDINARY DART ANo
PAY SPECIAL TAX.

January 1 Is the last day OF grace
Tor agents. dealers and corporations
liable for special taxes al the county
ordinary's Office. The books are now
open. so that registration may be
done and taxes received at any time
this week.
All retail dealers In imitation beer
must pay $500.
Al wholesale dealers In imitation
beer must pay $1,000. and all brew
era OF the same must pay 81 1000.
|, The following must, register and pay
special taxes: Moving picture shows,
dealers in moving picture machines.
insurance agents and solicitors. phot-
ogrsphers. loan agents. auctioneers,
keepers Of pool tables, flying horses,
ten pin alleys and shooting galleries.
vendors OF patent medicines, immf-
grant agents. shows and exhibitions,
circuses. dog and pony shows. social
clubs. dealers In pistols. ETC.. peddlers
Of stoves and clocks. peddlers Of pat
ent articles. agents for packing houses,
itinerant doctors and specialists, man
ufscturers Of soda beverages, pawn
brokers. commercial agencies, slot
machines, detective agencies. cigar
cite dealers. owners OK play grounds
and parks, abstract companies. for
tune telfers. ETC.. real estate agents.
bicycle dealers. dealers In typewrit-
ers. domestic eorporstiors. ,dealeesg In
scales. soda fountains. adding ma
chimes. etc.. bottiers OF beverages.
eomp!aers Of city directories.
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AT the Jacksonville house two shifts of work
men are kept busy, during the day and one dur
ing the night and shipment is guaranteed the day
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points reached by the Southern Express lines.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
ENGLISH MILK WAGONS.

Gorgeous Floats With Brass Churns
and Ben Hur Drivers.
In English towns "a Canadian Wis
ior declares in the Queen. the foreign
er runs out to the pavement just to
see that glorious chariot called milk
float go by-that gay bit of two
wheeled thing, white and yellow.
white and blue, or red, white and
blue, with the shining brass churn
erect at the side, the reins coming
over the shining brass rail in front,
the little square seat inserted at the
rear, and the charioteer standing at
the back like Ben Hur and driving as
much like that hero as-in a modern
town where even motor cars are not
uEknown-is practicable.
Then the English milkman who
comes on foot, with a modern yoke on
his shoulders, and swinging at each
side brass bound tin pail, in which
is a queer little measuring dipper.
Who could wish to have milk deliv-
cred in glass bottles, with paper
sealed top, when he can have it meas
ured out at his door into his own jug
in this quantity curious fashion?
What do microbes amount to COM
pared with the Joy of mediaeval!
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

Sauk Centre is soon to have
the privilege of entertaining the
bankers of the sixth district,
whose convention meets here
the first week in June. The
Methodist conference was well
come and entertaining it did
lots of good. The bankers will
be more numerous and will not
stay SO long as did the preachers
but their advent will be a good
thing for this little city. Every
gathering that is held in Sauk
Centre helps to advertise the
town, in addition to the benefits
arising from rubbing elbows
with outsiders. When the men
of finance come to town they will
find a warm welcome awaiting
them.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

cannot get decent service, and
not infrequently no service at
all unless one tips the menial.
it's time something was done.
The regular services of the por-
ter, dining car conductor, the
bell boy, the chambermaid and
the waiter, should be at the dis
posal of all for the regular price
charged by the hotel or the rail
road or sleeping or dining car
company. If passenger wants
to tip the menial for extra SER
vice, we'll and good, but let the
patron who wants the customary
service offered the public get it
free of extra charge.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
rELEeRAPHic TYPEWRITERs.
New instrument Sends and Receives
Without Making Mistakes.

Without Making Mistakes.
The latest device in telegraphy is
telegraphing typewrite. 1t can be at
tached to and placed under any ordi.
nary typewriter. When so connected 1t
becomes a complete sending and re-
ceiving telegraph instrument, and
both sending and receiving lnstrl-
ments record the message.
The only experience required is that
of an operator working a typewriter.
The message is sent in the same man
ner in which you would proceed to
write a letter on an ordinary typo
writer. This same message will re
received on the receiving typewriter
exactly as it appears on the sending
one.
In some respects it resembles the
familiar stock ticker and other prin--
ing telegraph instruments but; unlike
these, it makes possible the use of
capital and small letters as in ordi-
nary writing. The receiving machine
records the message just as written
and gives what corresponds to carbon
copy made on the original machine.
There is said to be no chance for mis-
takes. The machine takes down the
message just as sent. There is no
human receiver to make mistake by
faulty reading or carelessness or ne
glect, as is the case with the present
Morse system of dots and dashes N
use all over the world.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
MILLIONS IN ORANGES
(Stecfai Correstondent)

Orange culture in the state Of Califor-
mia alone represents an investment of
more than $125 100000. From the $4,000
acres Of land in the foothills the ship
ments of an average annual crop amount
to about S2000O,000. The state of per-
fection to which the cultivation of or
anges has been brought surpasses the
fancies of the most enthusiastic individ-
ual growers Of a few years ago. Organ
ization and the benefits of cooperative
effort are bringing the orange to a higher
standard Of quality, and in the resultant
reward the active workers in the move
ment surely have every encouragement
to keep on along the progressive lines SO
clearly mapped out and thus far so re-
assuringly developed. The California
Fruit Growers Exchange is an organiza-
ton Of 5000 orange growers whose sue
cess in bettering conditions Of growth.
harvesting. packing. ETC., is readily seen
In their special brand Of "Sunkist" or
anges, now on sale generally throughout
this part OF the country.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

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ness. partial deafness. roaring ringing noises in the
head. Many that have been improperly
treated can be restored.
and watery eyes. infamed eyes and the fitting of
GLASSES. carefully considered ard treated with the
latest and most modern methods.
Caf8rrh8I Diseases. broncial catarrh. catarrh
of the lungs, nasal catarrh. forced breathing and
obstructed breathing in the nostrils can be in most
cases completely cured
pleurisy. asthma, shortness of the breath treated
with the latest tu bercular treatment.
liver, Stomach and Bowl Troubles. dyspepsia.
sick headache. appendicitis. gall stones. constipa-
tion. diseases of the liver and the many diseases
dependent on weak and inactive digestive system.
Kidney and Bladder Trouble, diabetes brIghts
Kidneys pains in the back; stiffness of the back.
passing urine too often and burning urine.
Nervous Diseases. Neuralgia. scatica. ner
vous prostration. nervous debility nervons indi-
gestion paralysis and brain diseases
Blood and Skin Diseases, heart diseases. drop
sy. swelling of the limbs. open sores. pain in the
pimples and eruptons of all descriptions.
DeformifieS and Club Feet. curvature of the
spine interrupted nutrition. slow growth in child
rem and wasting diseases in adults.
Cancer. TUmor. Coifer, Fisfufs. Piles, tuber-
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Diseases of Women. headache. pains in the
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Remarkable Cures effected in old cases which
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The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06
HOUSES OF coRNcoBs.

Peculiar Building Material Used in
European Countries.
In some parts of Europe corncobs
are used for building purposes. The
cobs are collected and taken to a fac.
tory where heavy congresses crush
and mold them into blocks Of various
sizes. L ..s.
These blocks are then bound with
wire, so as to make them hold togeth-
er. They are then soaked in tar, to
make them water tight, and are ready
for use after this treatment. OF
course they are much lighter than
bricks, are always dry and make good
houses.
This Is but one of the many ways
in which Europe shows greater
economy than america does. There
is little over there which goes to
waste. Even the refuse and garbage
OF Paris is made to serve purpose by
being burned and converted into pow
er. "+
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

It's a pretty good policy to
buy at home everything that
you can get there. If the local
dealer does not carry in stock
the article you desire, ask him
to send away for it. That gives
him a chance to make a margin
of profit and you get just as
good service as if you should
send out of town. Don't you
think it is good policy, even
though you do not personally
like the home dealer? Every
cent spent in your home town
helps you, while the money
that's sent away does not.
Think it over and then resolve
to patronize home industries in
the future, if you have been in
the habit of doing otherwise.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

Bismarck, North Dakota, is now
operating under the commission
plan of city government and,
according to a dispatch, for the
first time in the history of NUM-
cipal government here, faction
alism and political recognition
have been cast aside" The new
commissioners have begun work
of selecting employees and have
failed thus far to pick any can
didate who has been indorsed
by. the political organizations.
1t must be something of shock
to the politicians to find business
methods being employed in the
administration of municipal af-
fairs, and city positions being
given to men on account of their
fitness, rather than by reason of
their influence with political
leaders, says the st. Paul Dis
patch.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1909-05-06

The change of rulers in the
Turkish empire may possibly
help the status of affairs in that
country, although the man who
succeeds the deposed sultan is a
weak person who has been prac-
tically a prisoner in the royal
castle for years, put there by
his deposed brother. Still, the
younger element that started
and carried through the success
full revolution, is behind him,
and better things ought to be
expected of them. The butch
cry of thousands of innocent
missionaries and Armenians oc-
ours with decidedly too great
regularity. The Turks should
be taught that they cannot com
NIT such atrocities and 60 un-
punished. The European pow
ers could mend matters if they
would, but each is afraid of the
other. Meantime civilization
suffers.