The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1909-10-06

ness Neutrality-suspicious. az
Cure for the Blues.
Ever stop to think of your boyhood
days?
Nothing like 1t to drive away the
blues. 7
The other day a group of business
men. whose cares are not the lightest,
were seated about a restaurant table,
grabbing a hurryup lunch Every man,
Of them was grouchy. Just then the
door opened, and another, just as busy.
as far as results go, but never acting
as though he had care on earth,
came in.
He sat down and everyone turned
with a half-scowl.
They were feeling blue, and did not
want anyone to convince them that
some of it was imaginary.
did l ever tell you about the time
I raced the old mans driving mare
against time?" asked the CHEEKY indi-
vidual.
No one spoke.
"Well. 1 did," he said. "The old man
and the mother had gone away on
visit. Dad had mare which he was
proud of, and no one touched 1T. Used
to watch the hired man when lie
hitched her up, like hawk. Well,
on the day that they went away, got
restless. l had a pony, but it wasn't
fast enough. So what did do but get
that mare out and put her into
sulky-"
The other men were listening now.
"Put her into sullly when the hired
man was away, and down l goes to
stretch of road near the railroad track.
Say, but hit up a pace, hanging onto
the lines for dear life.
when l got home had half the
boys in the neighborhood running
across the fields to meet me, and we
put her in the barn. l got busy and
wiped her off, and the hired man
never tumbled.
"Next day, by agreement, I got her
out, and half the town, the boy part
Of it, was there. I drove her down the
stretch the proudest mortal in the uni
verse, and the other boys looking on.
Next day was Saturday. The folks
were coming home Wednesday and |
was getting down fine as a driver. and
the mare was falling off a little in
flesh, but the hired man wasn't wise.
saturday who should come around
but the son of man down the pike
bo II 1ri win thnr
and he had always quarreled about the
nags, but beyond going down the road
side by side, each one seeing that he
wasn't beat, they never came together.
Result was that kid and | mat ched the
horses for a race on Tuesday.
81 went nome and rubbed that mare
down, going over her legs like regular
Jockeys and wipers do, and never said
a word to the hired man. On Monday
l took the mare out for the last
warming up heat, and all the boys in
town were there. The other kid was
afraid to take out his horse except for
the race.
1--WE went down to the head of the
stretch, and as I turned to go along
came that railroad train. The mare
went down the road, scared, and I was
perched upon the seat hanging on. A
wire fence on the side of the road kept
the mare from boiling.
1T looked like spill for me, but
hung on like grim death.
Near the place where the road
turned away from the track 1t ran
close and as we neared that I turned
toward the cars, expecting to crash
into the end of the train"
He stopped.
Every man sat up.
How did you ever get out of the
J hospital, if you went into the train?"
asked one.
Il didn't" said the CHEEKY one, "but
say dad and mother We're riding in
the last coach and looking right at
mel"
Tanned your hide, reckon" said
a quiet listner.
"Well, did he!" said the CHEEKY one
"But he made me drive that race Said
he couldn't afford to have the other
man think he would allow his boy tC
be bluffed.
"And l won by neck"
The party broke up.
Every man of them was smiling and
| things looked brighter, like the sun