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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
AUTOMATIC FOOTBALL,
Actions Of One Player After a Kick In
the Head.


the Head.
speaking of queer things in fool
ball, said an old player II recall II
game that WIS played at Annapolis
some years ago between Columbia and
the Naval academy teams.
One Of the men on the Columbia
team. tlie quarterback aud II very
prominent player of the year, started
the game in good condition. but after
part of the first half he was kicked In
the bend in one scrimmage. II took
some time TO get him around. Dut he
suddenly arose and gave signal. The
two teams lined up and play went
right ON.
This man went through The game,
and no one noticed that anything was
wrong with him. When lht. game was
over and the columbia icatu waS on
the way back 10 New York in the train
this player who had appeared to be in
n brown study. suddenly turned to the
man next 10 him and asked. Who won
The game what was the score and
a number OF other questions that made
!, seem as If he hadn't been anywhere
near the field of play.
The players were greatly surprised
and thought perhaps the kick in the
head had hurt the man 50 that his
mind was affected. Later they learned
that he was unable to tell what hap
pened from the moment lie got tho
kick In the head until the time he re
covered consciousness, so to speak, OF
the train
His playing of quarterback and hi,
giving OF signals had been entirely au
tomato. or. rather, subconSeious. Thai
case was referred to frequently In tho
psychology courses ut Columbia. Xoi
NAV well imagine. New York sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
How to Make CUP Of Cocoa.

Take Il tablespoonful of cocoa and
put II III tin cup. Add one teaspoon
full OF granulated sugar and one table
spoonful of boiling water Mix we'll
So that there will nor be amy Jumps Of
cocoa. Pour 4 little less than one
half pint Of milk into Il saucepan ana
cook H. stirring all The time. until
II is scalded thai is until him
forms ON Ii and il begins to bubble a
little. Stir the cocoa mixture into
this and cook until it boils np.-De-
lineator
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
Iona Love.

The word love" in one Of The In
dian dialects is .'chemleudamoughku
maiden telling her copper eolored
brave that She "chemlendamoughk
nagoeagus" him The conjugation Of
the verb ITO love" in that dialect must
take AZ least q year t" recite Path
Gndpr
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

judge You are charged with hur
Slary. How do YOU plead:
Prisoner Not guilty. boss an III
tel! No' why In de fust place, de
chicken COOP doah want chen locked;
in de seeou' place. dar WIZ no burglar
alarm; IN the third place. dar wnz no
bulldog. an. IN de fourf place. dar was
no steel traps Now dat amt burg lary
et all boss; dat's ics' simply tindin'
chickens. an leahc Il toe yo'self. =
EXCHANGE
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
KEYSTONE CABINET co., Chester, Pa.

1t seems that we have only 200, 900
OF the new rifles on hand, so in case OF
big war many OF our soldiers would
60 armed with shotguns and scythes,
this being the case we are all for peace.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
Ever, woman vii, ne Interested

If you have pains in the back, Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want GER
tain, pleasant, herb cure for womans ills, try
Mother Gray's AUSTRALIAN LEAF. II is a
safe and neyer-failing regulator At Drug
gists or by mail so cts. Sample package FREE.
The Mother Gray Co, lie hoy, n. Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
Ityou Are A Tribe Sensitive

About the size OF your shoes, its some salts
faction TO know that many people can wear
shoes a size smaller by sprinkling Aliens
Feot-Esse into them. just the thing for Pat
ent Leather Shoes and for breaking in New
Shoes Sold Everywhere, a5c
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

Miss Dolly von know he I'D ad
age
II don't want to hear anything about
add-ages." she Interrupted What we
girls want is some subtract-a ages"
Woman'S Home Companion
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

It's pity some one doesn't nven, a
hat that will cover the bald spot on the
back OF mems heads
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
No Burglary

There ar- few ncrsou> who would
not be ashamed Of being loved when
they love NO longer.-Roe hefoucluld.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the partnership
heretofore existing between the undersigned
in the wholesale of liquor and bottling bust
ness, under the firm name of Helm and Up
dypke has been this day dissolved and the
business will from this date be carried on by
samuel Updyke Individually All bills due
tht. firm should be paid to HIM
SAMUEL UPD1kE-
JOHN HEM
Dated Dee II 1905
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

Suffered day and night the torment
Of itching piles. Nothing helped me
until | used Doan's Ointment. II
cured me permanently - Hon. John
K. Garrett, Mayor, Girard, Ala.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

DO not be- afraid 81 knowing too
much, but beware Of knowing things
that arc not ~.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

brane resulting from Catarrh and drives
away Cold IN the Head quickly. Restores
the Senses of Taste and Smell. Full size
so cts at Druggists or by mail. Liquid
Cream Balm for use in atomizers rs cts.
Ely Brothers. So Warren Street, New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
q a - RIA.
Bear. III. ,lhs Kind You Have ANays 6ought
sls, q &HzZzM.

The politician may not be so strong
as horse but oftcn he has a great deal
more pull
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

There ought to be enough Tor every
body these good times Even the pillow
has its share
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

a healthy man is king in his own
night; an unhealthy man is an unhappy
slave. Burdock Blood Bitters builds
up sound health-keeps you well
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
& a - 40 r Z a.
Bssr,,b. N, The Kind You Have Alaays 6Ough,
Signature q, &HAzzza

Ii you must give advice, FIRST consi-
der it carefully. What if somebody
should follow it?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
A Reliable Remedy
CATARRH
EIy's Cream Balm

is quickly absorbed
Gives henei at Once
1t cleans,.s, sopthes,
heals and protects
the diseased MEM
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20
The Great Need

Did lie kiss HER Cleveland News
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1909-01-20

trend of public sentiment, are
training a vast army of young
people in the use of Oliver
Typewriters.
The prompt and generous
response of the Oliver Type
writer Company to the world
wide demand for aaicerSol
uipeWrifing, gives IRENE ndous
impetus to the movement.
The Oliver. with the largest
sale OF any typewriter in exist
chine to take the initiative III
liversal use Of typewritere n
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
NEWTOWN. i

Rev. Father Fox left yesterday for an extended vacation.
 Miss Ella. Blake is enjoying a. week. s vacation at Crescent Beach, New Lon- don, and Woodmont.
 Gustave w. Carlson made a flying trip to Bridgeport, Saturday.
 Miss Margaret and Nonie Grove are visiting friends in New Haven.
 Jesse G. Hawley of the garage of Bassett & Hawley, passed yesterday in Bridgeport.
 Mrs. c. H. Bassett is enjoying a weeks visit at Laurel Beach.
 Henry Rupf spent Thursday at Savin Rock.
 Miss Arylene Miller of Bridgeport. has been the guest of her aunt, Mrs. John Sheehan.
 A dance will be given in the town hall Friday evening, Aug. 27. The music will be furnished by an orches- tra of five pieces. The committee in charge of the arrangements are: Frank Blackman, Charles C.. Peck, John Beers, Curtis Glover, and Gustave Carlson.
 MT and Mrs. L. c. Morris are en- tertaining MT. and Mrs. s. Howell Wright of New Bedford, Mass.
 MT. and Mrs. W. E.. Aackley are en- tertaining their niece. Miss Jennie Roberts.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
BUSINESS MEMS
 OUTING TICKETS
R. T. Whiting He's the Man to See About Tues
 day's Blowout.

All that is needed now to make the ] annual outing of the Bridgeport Busi- ness Mems Association a success on next Tuesday is good weather. Ar engagements are complete for most enjoyable time. The ticket sale has been unusually good and Chairman R. T. Whiting asks that all holding tick cts for sale make immediate returns to the committee. He also urges that all who can do so purchase tickets now before the outing so that the commit tee can know where it stands. There is always a. mad rush for tickets at the last moment.
 Manager Bishop of the Colonnade in Savin Rock has promised an extra fine menu and with the Wheeler. & Wilson band and a few snappy speakers there These outings have been most attrac- tive in the past and the one for 1909 promises to outdo all previous affairs of the kind.
 will leave Meigs corner at 1, o'clock next Tuesday afternoon.
 The members of the general outing committee. Messrs R. T. Whiting. Graves, John F. Keane, Carl Beck, and Geo. R. Burues, have worked hard to perfect the arrangements Today they announce the following list of commit tees:
 General-R. T. Whiting, chairman; Geo. R. Burnes, secretary; James Roy E.. l.. Graves. John F. Keane, Frank D.. Bell, Carl Reck.
 Reception-CharleS L. Gaylord, chair man; Hon. M. W. Manwaring, Hon. Archibald McNeil Hon. Fayette c. Clark, E. T. Buckingham, Samuel E. Vincent, Hon. Henry A. Bishop. Frank Miller. George w. FairchiId, Hon. Henry Lee, Judge Carl Foster. Hon. W. H. Marigold,. Chas. B. Read. An drew M. Cooper, Hon. P. w. Wren Lucius H. Mills, James Feeley.
 Entertainment-John F. Keane chair man; H. G. Oliphant, Chas. M. Cole, Kenzie. Elmer H. Havens, Edw. U. Naylor.
 Music-Geo. W. Roberts, chairman; H. H. Nettleton, F. E. Brown, D. A. Parker, Neil M. Muirhead.
 Refreshments-E. L. Graves, chair man; W. F. Hallett. F. L. Bradbury, Isaac Moss, J. P. Frisbie
 Press-F. w Bo1ande, chairman; James L. McGovern. Richard Howell, Edward L. Elliot, Arthur E. Warner, J. A. Goldsmith.
 Transportation L. Graves, chair man; Sigrnund Loewith Geo. F. Craw- ford, Chas. J. Hughes, Geo. Kingston. J. D. Hartigan, R. T. Rock, W. P. Hindle, Jesse Lund.
 Badges-James Roy, chairman; Karl D. Cyrus, J. S. Atkinson, w. M. Red field. John F. Keane. c. B. Bucking- ham, Edward S. Schwerdtle.
 Treasurer-D. Fairchild Wheeler
 Secretary BurneS said today that the sale judging by returns today would be a large one.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
ENGLISH CITY OF LEICESTER
 AS EXAMPLE OF BENEFITS OF
 ABOLITION OF VACCINATION
Dr. Montague Leverson Convcts Prof Theobald Smith of Error in Claiming that Vaccination Prevents Small Pox-Merits of Belchamp and Pasteur Com pared.

smallpox in Kobe since the outbreak of the epidemic in November, 1907, and that of this number 1.182 had died, r. 104 had recovered, and 1,15S were still under treatment. Later returns up to February 20, 1908, showed the total in- creased to 4,S50. of whom no fewer than 2,O09 had died. As regards these dismal facts there is a. conspiracy of silence among official doctors, in which they are almost universally aided by the medical press, and too generally by the lay.
 I have never seen any explanation even attempted of the following grue- some statistics as to smallpox and vaccination in England.
 From 1s47 until 1853 vaccination was encouraged; it was made obligatory from 1854 until 1867, and was enforced with cruel violence from 1868 until 1893. There was an epidemic of smallpox in England in 1857-8-9 in which there died 14,244 persons; there was another persons; and in 1S7o-1-2 there was an- other, in which there died 44,S40 per sons, nearly all of whom had been vaccinated, and many of them re-vac- cinated one or more times.
 In 1S70-1 Leicester suffered from smallpox as much as any other large city in England. and then she began her revolt against vaccination. The following table shows a remarkable result, not only as to smallpox, but as to the general health of that city. Great sanitary improvements had been effected during the period of 1870-80 whereof the abandonment of vaccina- tion was not the least important.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
The Ideal Trip.

During the hot month of August there is no trip that is more charming -han the one given every week day on the Steamer Park City, to Port Jeffer- son N. Y. The Steamer leaves the Y-harf at the foot of Fairfield avenue, 1t 1:S0 P. M. The Lyric Orchestra who have furnished music so satisfactory during the present season. render an excellent concert each day. The trip ,cross the sound takes one hour and thirty minutes each way. and the re- turn trip is made at four thirty thus allowing three hours on the Sound. and one and one half hours in the village of Port Jefferson. This is indeed d very enjoyable trip and should be taken advantage of as the excursions will be discontinued after Labor Day.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
GLEnHILL & co

Dealers in second hand iron and woodworking machinery. eneinen boilers. motors, dynalnos. lathes. pIna- ers drills, anvils. band saws, v16&x' elevator1 office fixtures. szfes. d6nE< etc. e1c Telephone call 7zS-&. ,<
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
CITY COURT CASES

Alice Quinlan who was before the court two months ago. drunk, and who was excused if she would leave town, kept her word with the court. She got a job in Madison, but came back yes terday to get her clothes, and bid her friends good bye. Her welcome was too wet. The court excused her once more.
 Julius Pastor, II years, 1S1 Pine street, charged with being incorrigble, was sent to the reform school at Mer1- den during his minority. The boy stays out nights. He has been thrice ar rested during the year.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
HAAKE's EXCUSE
 GOOD WITH COURT
Worked Late, Rode Wheel Without Light, Because Very Tired-One Fined.

Henry Haake, who is employed by the Royal Equipment Company. worked until 10 o'clock, last night. He was tired when he got through, and though he knew the law rode his bicycle with out a light. He was picked up by Off, ficer Flynn. Telling his story to the court frankly this morning he was ex- ciIsed. T
 John Morris, Italian. IS years old, was arrested on Clinton avenue for riding his wheel without a light, by Officer Iyers. Morris was fined $2 without costs.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21

Guaranseed not Instantly removes Grease. Ink. Paint hands or clothing. Manufactured by asret11e4 z M
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21

Adsertias in the Karznar.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
Years Before Anti-Toxin.
30,O39
After Introduction of Anti-1


 The report in the transcript as- cribes to you certain statements to the effect that immunity can be secured in this or that diseased condition by this or that inoculation. Such state ments have not only been refuted by experience. but had the medical pro- fessfoE been governed by common sense. experiments in that direction would never even have been attempt ed.
 Along the whole length of the ali- mentary canal nature has provided a series of chemical laboratories where in she analyzes. synthesises. separates. prepares for execretion. and finally, within certain limits. excretes. matters liable to be injurious to the health or life of the individual who has ipgest- ed them; but when any such matters are inoculated, natures defences are taken in the flank. CD It is true that as if foreseeinR mans folly. nature has provided a network beneath the skin which can sometimes eject poisonous matter by means of an abscess. but always at a cost of the lowered vital ity of the individual even where the whole of the poison is elected. In- gested. where the dose is not excess sive. wise physician will still have some power to arrest its mischief by ears Years Years Years Years Years BIT '7S-S2 'S3-S7 '99-92 '9S-97 '98-02
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
STATE OF CONNECTICUT. DISTRICT OF BRIDGEPORT, ss: PROBATE COURT.

Estate of Mary J. O'Conuor. late 0 Bridgeport in said district, deceaxed
 The administrator having made aps plication for an order authorizing hiu to sell certain real estate belonging t said estate as per said application oi file duly appears. s
 ORDERED. That the said applica
 tfon be heard and determined at tht Probate Office. in Brid geport. on. tn 18th day of August 1909. at osfloo1 in the forenoon. and this Court direct, said administrator to give nctice to al persons interested in said estate tt appear if they see cause. and b. heard thereon, by publishing this sort1e
 once in a newspaper having circula ton in said district, on or before ffas' s1st day of August, A. D.. 1909 a1lfs return make to the Court of notic< 5xiven. zf sss. Attest s.k 4i5ss5ss5s1 E ssl.z szssss
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21

the use of anti-toxin L3.205 in 1S93) introduced beneath the skin the wisest was less than the smallest number of deaths under It's use (3.296 in 1S96). But in 1896 it may we'll be supposed that anti-toxin was only in partial use. and the cases and deaths largely increased in 1897. 1898 and 1899 when its use became more general. The fol- lowing are the figures:
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
Some people
 tolerate roach eS and water

eS ana water bugs in the kit chen, in vain belief that the rest of the fam fly will not find it out. Perhaps they will not, but S uppos e that some day you w ou1d serve a roach in the pie: per haps then you w would wi S h that you had spent 2Oc for a box of Cyrus Roach Powder.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1909-08-21
CLEANEASY. THE BEST HAND

to inJure the skin.
 Stove Polish. Rust, and Dirt. For the
 I4KHe can 10 centa WD Winn, 2si
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-28
LOCAL BOWLERS WON
FROM WALLA WA[LA
FINAL SCORE SHOWS
81 POINTS TO GOOD
Gibson, McDevitt Moliter. Noel and
Hoover Retrieve Defeat Suffered
Here Two Weeks Ago-Nol Was
High Man for Pendleton.

With s. points to the good the
Pendleton bowling team won from
the crack ten pin aggregation at Wal
Ia walla last night The members
Of the local team returned to the city
this morning, gratified at having de-
feated Walla Walla and having off
set the defeat they suffered at the
hands OF the Garden City players in
this city recently.
In speaking of the playing of the
Pendleton team last night, the Walla
Walla Union said:
The visitors rolled consistent
game. They work well together and
taken throughout are strong aggre-
CATION. Noel had high average for
Pendleton, III. while Hoover had high
score when he rolled 1S4 in the sec
ond game The Pendleton average
was l64 2-15, while Walla Walla's av-
erage was 15S. Although they would
have been glad to have won the con-
test the Walla Walla five made the
Pendleton artists know they were in
the game. The score:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-28
BAKER SANTA CLAUS
HAS NARROW ESCAPE

James Lentz. who was doing the
santa Claus act at n Christmas gath
ering in one of Bakers homes Fri
day night, met with an accident that
he will long remember. says the Baker
Herald. He was dressed in cotton to
resemble old Kris Kringle and as he
stopped over the small tree which was
illuminated with lghtened candles,
the cotton on his Christmas suit
took fire. A conflagratlon followed
which burned Lentz' hands and face
severely. By quick work he managed
to throw off his robes before 1t was
too late and he got off with only a
severe scorching.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-28
VICTIM OF BAKER SHOOTING
DIES FROM HIS WOUNDS

A dispatch from Baker City says:
Just before 12 o'clock Saturday
Carl Carnes. who was shot by jim
Leighton at Huntington Friday even
ing, died from his injuries.
This complcates the position in
which Jim Leighton is placed. Before
Carnes died the charge no doubt rest
ed on assault with deadly weapon
but now that his victim is dead Carnes
will probably have to face the charge
OF murder.
Reports from the scene of the crime
state that Leighton had in mind to
shoot another man, but met Carnes
in a saloon and an old trouble over a
solo game was revived. Leighton was
bound to shoot someone so he began
picking n quarrel out OF Carnes. The
latter was a one-legged man and as
he was known in Baker. not at all a
uuarrelsome fellow. When leighton
had passed the endurance line. how
ever. in his remarks to Carnes. his
talk was resented and finally Carnes
struck Leighton with his cane. This
seemed to please Leighton and gave
him an excuse to open fire which he
did. Four bullets hit Carnes, and but
for his remarkable constitution his
death would have followed in very
short time. He was brought to Baker
where an operation was performed
and soon after this he died.
His statement to officers places
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-28
OF BRUTAL CRIME
FOUND ON INDIANA FARM

Washington, Ind, Dec. 2S.-Wheth-
er Rev. w. E. Ritter. a wealthy far
mer, strangled his old wife to death
and then went into the COW shed and
swallowed poison. thus ending his
own life, or whether the aged cou-
pie were the victims of robbers, Is the
problem for the sheriff here to un-
ravel.
The bodies were found late yester-
day. Mrs. Ritter's body was discov-
cred in the living room. Her clothes.
with the exception of a light under
garment, had been torn from her and
there were marks on her neck that
indicated that she had been strangled.
Furniture was scattered about the
room and the drawers of the dresser
were rifled and the contents strewn
over the floor.
Ritter's body was found in milk
house. 1t was in a STOPPING position
as If he had been Ill before he died.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-28
4 Statement to the Public

Our SIS suit and overcoat sale this
season has been the best of any that
we have ever had and we sold more
suits on the opening days than any
other store in Pendleton has ever
sold in the same length of time. It
has been so good that 1t has caused
some of our competitors to come out
with prices that may seem lower to
prospective buyers, but we want to
say that there is not one store in
Peudleton or Umat liza county that
carries the same high grade mer-
chandise and we do not consider that
by selling cheaper goods for a trfe
less Is giving any better bargains.
When a store sells such high grade
clothing as Sturm & Mayer, Alfred
Benjamin & Co.'s and Society Brand
for SIS it Is absolutely the best bar
gain that can poss bly, be given
Another thing we wish the public
to know is that every suit and over
coat in our store is in this sale and
nothing is reserved or moved from the
store.
Remember, we are not a credit
store, and this sale is positively cash.
S's The store that wll fit you proper
ly. BOND BROTHERS,
Pendletons Leading Clothers
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1909-12-28
WOMEN TO SACRIFICE THEM
SELVES FOR INDUSTRIALISTS

Seattle, Dec. 2S.-Six women, men,
bers of the newly organ zed United
Wage Workers. are today on their
way to Spokane. where they intend
to offer themselves as martyrs in the
fight of the industrial workers for
the right of speaking on the streets.
Without sufficient funds to pay their
way, the women propose holding pub
lie meetings, and by arousing sympa-
thy for Their Spokane compatriots,
hope to be able to reach their desti-
nation in ten days. The leaders of the
crusade are Mrs. Emile Mermann,
wife of a former organizer of the So
calist party who was cand date for
congress from the second district and
Mrs. Floyd Hyde, wife of a Seattle
mechanic. The identity of the other
four is kept a secret.