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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
Kisses and MstrImeny,

Tho first stage of mairimony Ia
when q woman kisses her husband to.
find out II he has been drinking. In
the second stage If she does any kiss
ing 1t is preliminary 10 asking him
for money.-New York Telegram.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
The Tartars Msnnerss

When a Tartar invites an houoreti
guest TO dine with him he will take
the guest by, the ear and lead him to
the table, ~ f.a
AZ M r~atxs ,nzp ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
rEvERs WILL KILL ROOSEVELT
Prof. Starr Speaks of Sleeping Sick
n -. ness Among the PerIIs.

Chicago.-"Theodore Roosevelt will
mover return to the United States
alive II he carries out his announced
Intentions in. exploring the dark re-
gions of Africa in quest of big game.
This 10 the opinion of Prof. .'red.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
Cats Bite MAY Cause Loss, Of Hand.

Cats Bite May Cause Loss Of Hand.
|, LAS Annie Kroner was.walking along
the street in Nazareth. Pa. she
stopped to pet a stray cat. The beast
sprang at her and fastened its teeth
in the back of her left hand. Suffering
excruciating pain, the girl ran several
blocks to her home. with the infuri.
atet cat still hanging on. 1t had to be
killed with a club before It let go Its
hold. II is feared the> girl will lose
her hand. ~ -. r. - '~'sF- 4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
No Doubt,

When a young man tells a girl that
he'll love her forever and ever no
doubt he believes he is telling the
truth at the tlme.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04

deepseated blood disorders will long
the remains Bad blood from various causes such as
sluggish condition Of the imperfect bowel and kidney action
indigestion trouble be inherited but whatever the cause
the blood bespurifed before the body be healthy
anaural blood purifier and tonic 1t is made entirely
of harmless of roots herbs and bkS of recog
nzed curative ability and being free from all harmful minerals
absolutely safe medicine voting old s. down into the
circulation and and every OF mpur humor
poison eshens and enrche the blood and promptly and
permanently Rheumatism Ca Sores and Ulcers Scroua Skin
Diseases Contagious Blood Poison and all other blood disorders SIS
the reliable and at the time pleasant acting med
cine for those ome weak and who suffering with
Anaema Malaria or some other facilitating sickness.
blood especially needed in the Spring to cleanse the
circulation of the impurities which have accumulated during the
shun life Of Winner and s s. is the reliable and certain of
good results Book the blood andmedca advice free SIS for
sale al all drug stores THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. ATLANTA Ca
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
Naturally So.

That new play ought 10 have
PANIED ost we'll"
Why
Because 1t had all fresh roles"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
a DuhinIfs Cult.

Faddist enthusiastically oh. are
you an eclectic on hypnotic occultism7
Realist tsternly)-No, | amt Fa
q teetotaIer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04

preserve them and enable them 10
perform their various duties. So
long as the blood remains free from
Infection we are apt to escape dis
ease, but any impurity, humor or
poison acts injuriously on the Sys-
tenn and affects the general health.
Pustular seruptons, pimples,
rashes, and the various skin affec-
lions, show that the blood is in a
feverish' condition as result of
some humor, or the presence OF an
irritating fiery acid. Rheumatism
comes from an excess Of uric acid
in the circulation, while Catarrh,
Sores and Ulcers, Scrofula and
Contagious Blood Poison, are all
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1909-04-04
Having used 8. 8, s. extern

Having used 8. 8. 8. extern
sively can testify to its merits
as a blood purifier and tonic.
1t enriehes, purities an d
cleanses the blood of all impur-
tiles, and at the same time is a
wonderful invigorator, tonic
and system builder. 1t is also
sfne remedy for Rheumatism.
1t 10 master Of this very pain
full disease, and as a tonic to
give appetite, strength to tho
nerves and build up the sys-
tenn it has no equal.
1t 10 very fine medicine
indeed, and I have every conf
dsnce in it.
MRS. F. L. BAILEY.
To2 Linden ST., Clearheld, Pa.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

The toast to Central" was handed
us for publication by lady friend and
subscriber Of the telephone also of the
limp. 1t reads.
"When tempted to speak harshly to
Central" says Kansas exchange,
SIT might be well to remember the re-
spouse of Munford Savage, at the Hi
nois State Telephone Association, to
the toast 1.-THE Telephone Girl"
Here's to the telephone girl. An
employee who does the most work and
suffers the most abuse FOR the money
she receives. Who does the most
favors that are unappreciated by those
upon whom they are conferred. Who
knows more about men than the
sociologist does; more about women
than officer of the federation of clubs
more about the manner of children
than the teacher does, and who can tel
where eveay gentleman and lady lives
She is seen in all lands and in all climef
aud speaks all anguages-nearly. God
bless r."-Kansas City Journal.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

We are glad to see good many
of the ladies in town discarding
false hair. Besides looking bad.
one can never tell where store
bought hair came from, or what
kind of disease germs it has been
10 contract with. 1t would not
appear to be good idea to wear
false hair which had been cut from
the head of an emaciated epileptic
or typhoid or small pox patient
who had died. not to mention
other possible diseases which the
corposes from which this hair was
taken may have had Mt. Plea.
SAINT Times Review.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
A Courtesty We Appreciate.

Manager Hart and his assis-
tants of the telephone company
nave the sincere thanks of Star
man aud his better half for
courtesy which we greatly appre-
ciate. Mrs McCorkle has ever
been a warm admirer of Bryan,
but had never heard him speak,
and upon learning of his engage
men. to lecture in Hope. was
greatly disappointed over the
ses ming impossibi!ity of hearing
ain, as he has b Ell confined to
her bed for the past tso weeks.
The idea of Telephone connection
however, WIS proposed, and whe
we suggested The plan to NJ
Hart he accepted it with alscris
with the result that tsles4reSu
was placed near the es! W.
the church AZ which . CON-
-peaker stood s'A Vi M1oos =
beard the lecture as tii-i'nctsSSS cs
she had been Oaly the
best of equipment and Il thorough
knowledge C:f he business could
make such service p's ib!e, and
the incide:t OILY g1es "a shog the
Class of telephone srfvice the p-o-
rf Hope are daily rrc-isiag
w. D. iirJi has been made
manager If the t-leph .ae exehau-
ges at Fuiio,; and Stamps in al
dition to tbs * :',r,tya liz :hi+ city,
and now has the title ii District
Manager Mr. Hart is an affab
gentleman, has thorough know
ledge of his business, and may H..
expected to be farther promoted
The Star of Hope, Hope, Ark
January 80, 1909
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
Near Death In Big Pond.

1t was thrilling experience to MIS-
ida Soper to face death. "For years
severe lung trouble gave me intense
suffering" she writes, land severa
times nearly caused my death. Al
remedies failed and doctors said I wal
incurable. Then DR.. Kings New
Discovery brought quick relief and 6
cure so permanent that / have moi
been troubled in twelve years." Mrs
Soper lives in Big Pond, Pa. It works
wonders in Coughs and Colds, Sore
Lungs, Hemorrhages, LaGrippe
Asthma. Group, Whooping Cough anc
all Bronchial affections. Soc and $1.G0
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by J
F, Grow.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
To Out Of Town Folk.

We will send piano and organs
anywhere, to be, paid for on easy
monthly payments, if desired.
Persons, we are sure, can afford to
come hundreds of miles o. attend
this great sale, for it is GENUINE
MONEY SAVING OPPORTUNITY
that none should miss if an
instrument is needed now, or if one
will have to be purchased in the
next two years.
Ten Days Free Trial in Your Own
Home.
Come in and select any piano in
our stock. Well deliver to your
home. place it right in your parlor
and leave it there 10 days for free
trial, without out one penny OF
expense to you. Resides we give you
a fine stool and scarf FREE.
All pianos fully guaranteed, and
our guarantee means another piano
any time you're not satisfied or your
fmosey back if We can't please you
As to the Sale Prices.
Simply this:
Spa is too valuable to 90 in detail
as to prices andstyles of the various
makes.
You'll find here upright pianos for
$50, to $tl5, usually usually sold by
dealers at 1925 to $3.50.
You'll find here new standard made
upright pianos for 1888 to $165,
which are regular $500 and 1926
values.
Terms. $40 or more down Sc to
81 monthly.
You'll find here new high class up
right pianos that sell regularly at
$3.50, 1915, to 1925, to close out at
$175, $l65, to 1925. and up for the
more elaborate cases.
You'll find the finest of cabint.
grand uprights, comprising the best
and most reliable makes, some of the
most beautiful carved cases. Had we
purchased these at the regular
factory prices, we would have to sell
them at $3.50, $500, $3.50 to $500. but
the discount We secured enables US to
close them out at $297. 1858, 1926,
and little higher for the most
expensively cased ones.
Terms, $40 to $25 down, 81 to $40
monthly, or cash.
Used uplights, comprising Emerson,
Chickering, Reed & Son, Hamilton
and Kingsbury, and other makes,
some of them only rented short
time, to close out at $45, It's, $500
and $l95, for almost new ones.
Piano Players at Half and Less.
Numerous players comprising the
best makes, Angelus, Cecilians and
other makes, regular $3.50 players, to
close out at half and less. See them
Square pianos $40, upward; pay
ments ST, weekly.
Organs at your own price and
terms-come and get one.
If you need an instrument Of any
kind, come and see us right away
and come before the best harg LINT
are taken, if you can't call, write Of
pho ne for bargain list.
Our store will be open every
evening until 10 o'clock during tn
sale.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
Cont Be Misled,

The retail druggist of this country, as
a class, are noted for their high stand
ard of intelligence and honorable deal
ing, but it is well known fact that &C.
casionally you will find one who will
try to sell you something else when you
call for remedy of established repu-
tation. He forgets that your health is
more important than his pocketbook.
For example, when you ask for DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great Kidney
Liver and Bladder Remedy, don't let
any druggist, drug clerk or store keeper
persuade you into buying something
else in its place. Every time he sue.
ceeds in selling you worthless SUBJ
stitute he makes more. profit, but you
are humbugged at the expense of your
health.
For many years we have watched
with much interest the remarkable re
cord maintained by DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp. Root From the very beginning,
the proprietors had 80 much confidence
in it that they invited every one to
send for free sample bottle 30 that
people could Judge of its great curative
value in eyen the most distressing
cases of kidney, liver,and bladder troub-
les.
On another page of this paper you
\
by feelings of heartfelt gratitude, that
are constantly coming Ito DR.. KiImer &
Company. No con can doubt such
sincere and honest testimony.
Swamp-Root is prepared only by DR.
Kilmer & Co. Laboratories. Bingham
ton. N, Y.-Don't experimental you
need medicine you should have the
best,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
II Saved His Lee.

"All thought I'd lose my leg
writes j. A. Swenson, Watertown,
Wis, "Ten years of eczema, that Is
doctors could not cure, had at last laid
me up Then Bucklens Arnica Salve
cured 1T sound and WELL" InfaIIibIe
for Skin Eruptlons, Eczema, Salt
Rheum, Boils, Fever Sores, Burns,
Scalds. Cuts and Piles. 25c at w. j.
Sedberry.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
The Doctors First Question

Chow your bowels?" This generally the first ques
ton the doctor asks. He knows what sluggish liver
means He knows what long list of distressing COM
plants result from constipation He knows that headaches
bilious attacks indigestion, impure blood, and general
debility often promptly relieved by good liver pill
We wish you would talk with your own doctor about
this subject Ask him at the time if he APPROVES
of Ayers Pills. Do as he says. JC4yer Co. To- ii
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

Dyspepsia is our national ailment.
Burdock Blood Bitters is the national
cure for it. 1t strengthens stomach
membranes, promotes flow of digestive
juices; purifies t. e blood builds you up.
Sold by J. F. Crow.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
HON,S ThISS

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall S
Catarrh Cure. F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known F. ]. Cheney
for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and hnan
cially able to carry out any obligations made by
this firm WALDING KINNAE & MARVIN.
WholesalelDruggists Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces o.
the system Testimonials sent free. Price II
ents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
w. c. T. U. Column.
Epited by Mrs. II. A BENEfIELD.

Much use is made Of the word
liberty by those who stand fer
the continuance of ,theS liquor
traffic. To debar people from
getting drunk is an interference
with the right of personal liberty
they say. Whose liberty? ve
would inquire. Are the wives
and children of drunkards entitled
to any consideration on the score
OF liberty? or does the protection
Of the husbands elderly" to get
drunk sanction the withdrawal
from the wife. and child of the
liberty to live in peace and COM
foft?- We do not believe in any.
body's liberty to get. into q
IN | Lie a where be will interfere
with the liberty of others. Which
ought we to protect-the liberty
of helpl less women and children to
.sajoy IS 1t the sEpsnsss IF keeps
ing the husband to make a brute
of himse f at the expense of the
peace. the happiness, the health,
nj the lives of the yife and
children? S
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
Good for the Blues.

Is your appetite on vacation. your
energy absent, and everything else out
of "Whack7" If 80, you had better take
it now. Simmons Sarsaparilla is the
King of Tonics. 1t will make you eat
all you want TO pay for. Try it and
hear yourself laugh again.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

Directors of Diamond Match
company meet in Chicago, aud it
is said the net arnings show a
decrease of nearly $500 600.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs
quickly, strengthens the lungs and ex-
pels colds; get the genuine in yellow
package. Sold by ] F Crow Drug Co
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

There are four more doctors
per capita in New York city than
anywhere else in this country.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
Lovers

OF good health should prevent sickness
instead of lettering themselves get
sick and then try to cure it. So
long as you keep your liver, bowels and
stomach in healthy active condition
you won't get sick. Billiards. Herbine
relieves constipation, inactive liver and
all stomach and bowel troubles. Sold
by J. F, Crow Drug Co.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
Simple Remedy for La Grippe.

La grippe coughs are dangerous as
they frequently develop into pneumo-
mia. Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stops the cough but heals and strength
ems the lungs 30 that no serious results
may be feared. The genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar contains no harmful
drugs and is in yellow package; refuse
substitutes. Sold by F Crow Drug Co
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
A Religious Authors Statement

Rev. Joseph h Fesperson, Salisbury
N. c who is the author of several books
writes: "For several years was afflicted
with kidney trouble and last winter was
suddenly stricken with severe pain in
my kidneys and was confined to bed 8
days unable to get up without assist
ance. My urine contained thick white
sediment and passed same frequently
day and night. 1 commenced taking
Foley's Kidney Remedy, and the pain
gradually abated and finally ceased and
my urine became normal. l cheerfully
recommend Foley's Kidney Remedy
Sold by F Crow Drug Co
Reading rooms have been open.
ed for chi dren in Copenhagen by
the women
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

The department of agriculture
estimates that the ravages of field
mice and rats cause a loss of
$40, 100000 annuity.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05
w. A. LEYHE PIANO co.
Barnes Music Co. Old Stand
Robert Smith, Manager,
Marshall, Texas.

Senator Stephenson tells
Wisconsin legislative committee
how he spent $107, 900 in his
campaign for re election.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

There are only IS female physi
clans in the German empire.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

The Bureau of the Census has
Just published preliminary
report on the telephone industry
in continental Uuited States. ex-
elusive of Alaska, The number of
lines and systems is given as
% 979, with a total single. wire
mileage Of 70 500 1863, Over these
wires it is estimated that during
the year 1907, as many IS
II 1872, sos ,06S messages were de-
livered. The telephone industry
gave employment to 143 .721 men
men and women, and the salaries
and wages totaled $6S, 27O. l27 -
Scientific American.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

'"Prohihi,ion doesn't prohibit"
is the often heard argumss~ Of
the advocate of saloons
will Ct whiskey and drink it
in spite Of prohibitory laws"
Quite true; 50 they will. So also
will crimil ais continue to muir.
der ard steal and assault in spite
of the ffurts Of civil government
to restrain them; therefore let the
laws against murder, theft. and
other crim-s be repealed, aud let
criminals be licensed to commit
their crimes! If we should have
license because prohibition does
not prohibit. why not license the
thief to steal? Nobody really be
iieves in this argument against
prohibition. and least of ali the
saloonist and brewer, as they show
by their activity against prohibi.
tory legislation.
81 can stop wheneyer I like" is
the boast of many a young man
who would justify himself in be.
ginning an indulgence in strong
drink. But as the indulgence con.
tinues what becomes of this ~"
which felt so strong and manly? A
change comes over it. Its will is
weakened; it's power of self control
lis greatly diminished Indeed, it
is not the old T. al all. but anoth.
or IL" weak and nerveless, that
has come to be in charge of the
body What '.I" could do at the
start, cannot be done at all by the
Il" upon whose will power the
success ofthe effort to reform de.
'psnds. The youth does not fore.
see, when he starts out to indulge
in stronge drink. that it will be
another Il" weakened will and
'clouded perceptions, that will have
to save him from going over the
Niagara of intemperance when
he finds himself in rapids. Such
an experiment can never be
safely made. The path of safety
is always the path of abstinence.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

In Leipsiz there are street
kiosks where for a penny the city
directory can be inspected.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1909-03-05

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The Democratic advocate., 1909-04-02
Women Would Purify Politics..

Reformers for long time have been
trying to get people to vote indepenu-
emily, and that is what women do, ii
is found, in the states where women
vote. They will always scratch their
tickets, and they can never be depend
ed upon to vote one way, except that
they will never vote for a bad man
Women can always be depended up
on not to vote for a man of bad char
acter. They will not vote for a drunk
ard, a libertine, one who keeps a 1iq-
uor saloon or gambling house or
who has anything to do with the social
evils. Isn't it well that the personal
character of candidate for Office
should receive more attention?
Possibly women do not always use
the best judgment about this. There
might be times when it would be bet
ter to elect, say, a liquor dealer than
a man who has certain other qualities.
1t may be some time before women
get their balance in these matters.
Men are all on the other side. They
say that in politics the candidate S
suitability for Office should be consid-
cred and that his private character
should not enter into the matter.
Will it not preserve the balance If,
all the men being on the one side, the
women are on the other.-Rev. Anna
Garlin Spencer.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-04-02
Reading Newspapers.

"The perusal of newspapers can be
made a much greater source of pleas
ure to those who now only read when
they can find no other pleasures .
said a Columbia lecturer on English
recently.
"You have perhaps noticed with
what keen sense of satisfaction some
people read the newspaper. Do you
want to know the secret of their abil-
ity to extract enjoyment in this way
Those who can so rivet their atten-
ton to the printed page are the ones
who make it point to talk about
what they have read.
''That is the secret. Try it. Read
something, then tell someone about 1t
10 this with books as we'll as with pa
lers. Soon you will notice that in
leading a story you fix in your mind
the things you want to relate. You
get the writer's point of view, then
you fix upon the points he has pre-
sented.
cat the beginning your story-tell-
ing will lack the completeness of the
story as written, and you will notice
that your shortcomings in this direc-
ton are due to listless reading. This
will correct itself just to the extent OF
your ambition to become reader for
all there is in reading.
II have given this bit of advice he
fore and have been thanked many
times by those who followed my di-
rections. Try it and mark the re-
suits s.'-Fourth Estate.
The Democratic advocate., 1909-04-02
SALE
OF A
Desirable Little Property
NEAR WESTMINSTER.

Bv virtue of a decree in the Circuit
Court for Carroll County, IN EQu!ty'
passed in a cause therein in Wnlch
Carrie v. Myers and others are
nIaintiffs and George Robertson
and others are defendants, the under-
signed trustees will offer at public
sale on the premises, about one and
one half miles from Westminster, on
SATURDAY, APRIL "a, 1909,
at 1.3O o'clock, p. M, all that httle
farm containing
1874 ACRES, MORE OR LESS,
which has been. occupied and used by
a certain Sarah Ann Robertson. This
Droperty has on it a small Log EssA
House. good fruit trees and -
magnificent spring, and although 1t
has not been cultivated recently, yet
the land is of a high productive order
and will repay any attention. 1t ad-
ioins the properties of James Lock-
ard, Geo. Robertson and others.
Terms of Sale:-One-third of the
nurchase money to be paid to the
trustees on the day of sale, or upon
the ratification thereof by the Court;
and the residue to be paid in two
equal payments, the one in one year
and the other in two years, with IN
terest from day of sale, to be secured
by the notes of the purchaser or pur-
chasers, with security to be approved
bv the trustees, or all cash at the op-
tior of the purchaser or purchasers.
JOHN MILTON REIFSNIDER,
GUY w. STEELE, Trustees.
CIV w. Steele. Solicitor. apr2-4t